The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-01-23
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gtury mean. anywayi Todd Why
tbe ihlng bias simply spresd from M
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rmpbsrs seek o. two ago and suci
queer tang happened What was ~
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IN Il more Than can heart he cried
10 sgpniaed accpuis Then ! suppos,
We'll have 10 loiu Tive boil movement
Trpliei his partner
MYies Have you any reason 10 be
i've yoar wifes love il growing cold'
styles 0h, no She loves her dog ~
muoh ~ she ever did
Recder-l ace that balloons are be-
coming more expensive Tawker-
Weh. they should 20 mp, especially
ia this age " Inflated values.
New England is fall Of abandoned
farms. and nov things are on the blinb
Ia Wall street. SO ! bear, s'pos,
is full u abandoned hanks.
What kind u a place must We "
10 gather caiiails' asked little Nellie
Why 10 the pussy willows, Of course
answered her mischieyous brother.
81 you think aerial navigation ha,
tuiurei Undoubtedly, answered the
inventor What am wondering Is
whether II will ever have present.
Do you enjoy your new automo'
bilrf No, much. answered the per.
yoas man When il runs | am appre-
bensiso, and when il doesn't am an
noyed,
Hewitt We're you ever in an awk.
ward position Iewett--l am all the
time Hewitt How is thati Jewett--
have two girls living in the same
street.
Young Lady viii the young man
am engaged 10 make good husbandf
Fortune Teller-li'sup TO you TO make
good husband Of him. All bad hus-
NHNuA Atb Ne6t thhntt
-0f course, when mans acquiring
the drink habit be begins by thinking
that enough is never too much. Yes,
and ends by believing that too mucb
Il enough
They SAY De Peyster loves his wife
dcyoiedly. Love herr Well, he smokes
all ,he cigars she gives him for a
Christmas present rather than hurt her
feelings
Yeast = Does he stop 20 think be
fore he speaksf crimsonbeak Well.
Il bis wife happens to be around he
stops and thinks about half day be-
fore be gets chance.
Jack What queer remark tina,
man made about the bridel said the
FIRST wedding guest What was III
asked the ether He said How
natural She looksun Don't you think
SOL Force 81 habit He's an under
taker.
Chnimol, have just learned tina,
your mother found Unnecessary to pun
ish you yesterday, said Gunson senior.
Oh dad. I'm lesson ahead of you,
cued Gunson junior glcefully. | learn
"a that yesterday
DO you think you will give any
musicales this winter' Yes. answered
Mr. cnmrox. like them. They give
ne q chance 10 keep still instead Of in
,iiine criticisms q my grammar from
mother and the girls.
suppose, said the beautiful girl,
you believe IN art for arts sake' Yes.
replied The painter, but I'd be willing
10 give i up il were to marry a rich
woman aud she insisted 90 having me
live for her alone,
Mis- Eldcrleigh Doctor. do you
believe that bleaching the hair leads
to soiiening Of the brain' Doctor No, |
bni ! believe ihat soficning Of the brain /
sometimes leads 10 bleaching the hair
What IL ilihal You don't like about
the johnson girls' Well. you see, one
y tine singer and the other an excel
lent cook | fail 10 see why Wait.
The one who can cook thinks she can
sing. and the one who can sing persists
~ cooking
lt must be some encouragement 10
learn ,hni your European son-iu-law is
disposed 10 be very economical. H'ml
MI. camrox ihouRhttnlly. He
makes distinctions He is not as econ
umicsl with my money as be is with
hs own,
s,aylatc IN .. MIL understand
son have new gasoline runaboui'
Miss caustique l.irangiing yawul -
Yer. and Il reminds me 81 you in one
respect. StaylAie- Indeed la what
respeels Miss cansiiquel have an
aeial time getting il started
The Clnbsotnah You have no