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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-01-15
Villar y Pizd de San Juar
EN- LlQUIOACION

En- ell mismo local han establecido
los sefores Piza y ca igual negocio
con los productos va conocidos de SIT
destiler1a de Arecibo. Oportuna-
mente pasaran circulares.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-01-15

Vapor ingl6s Casilda. Saldra de
Montevideo y Buenos Aires, Ell IS de-
corriente para este puerto.
Consignatarios, Villar y Ca.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-01-15

Vapor Espafiol, Martin Saenz. Sal
dra de Barcelona por ell mcditerr fneo
y Canarias para este puerto el 80 del
corriente.
Consignatsrios, Sobrinos de L.
quierdo y Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-01-15

Vapor americana Caracas. Con des.
tino & New York saldra Ell 22 del
presente.
Consignatarios Villar y Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-01-15

Vapor americana Philadelphis. Del
puerto de New York para Ell nuestro
saldra Ell I8 del actual.
Consjgnatarios, Villar y Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-01-15
BUOUES ANUNCIADOS

BUQUEs ANUNc1ADos
Vapor americana Caracas. Con des.
tino New York saldra Ell 81 del
presente.
Consignatarios Villar y Co.
Vapor americana Philadelphis. Del
puerto de New York para Ell nuestro
saldra Ell I8 del actual.
Consjgnatarios, Villar y Co.
Vapor espahol Buenos Aires. So
despachara de este puerto para Cadiz
Barcelona, hacia el Io del actual.
Consignatarios, Sobrino de Es-
quiaga.
Vapor cubano Julia. Estara aqui
procedente de la Habana escalas
intermedias Ell II del actual.
Consignatarios Villar Co.
AA-o OOahAo' ACA PuCA.
~ oe I've" ork para el nuestro sallo
Consignatarios The New York and
Porto Rico S. S. Co.
Co,o
Six ie.1 ~ sniellcsna aaI aa AoguSe4 w % snow
oal.o e ueA ACTUAL o0 NEW forK'
p"1a raeo;~; . es;a oo
Go1eta americana lanes Mawel1
Saldra el I6 del nresent,. del We
70 de New York nara este.
Consionatarios Sohrinos IL Es
ouiaqa
Montevideo V Buenos Aires eli Is del
corriente para este puerto.
Consignatarios. Villar vCa.
VapOr frances MOntr cal. Al rede.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-01-15

Vapor Espafiol Conde Wifredo. Ha
cia el 22 del corriente llegara proce-
dente de Canarias y seguira su ruta
de Mayagiiez, Ponce, Santiago Gu
ba, Habana Matanza y New Orleans.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Izquier-
do y Co
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-01-15

Vapor espafiol Buenos Aires. So
despachara de este puerto para Cadiz
Barcelona, hacia el Io del actual.
Consignatarios, Sobrino de Es-
quiaga.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-03-10
MOST IMPORTANT MEASURE FOR
RELIEF OF SETTLERS.
SENATOR GORE LIONIzED
Received More Favorable ems der.
alton and Criticism Than Any
Other-Story Of New Forty
SIX Star Flag.

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The formula pf Dr. IIUTrr's Favnritr
Pre- c.criutipu will bear tine most critical
examination OF medical experts. tYr Do
contains uu alcohol, -u injurious tu d.'I-
cate women even boo small. quantities
whom long continued. Neither Iups 10
contain any narcotics, or other harmful,
or uah.tiHmug drugs and up agent
enters into % thlt ,s NOT h.h.v rrcum-
mpuiri hy tup most advanced and
leading medical teachers and au-
thlrtus of their -'Nr.. schools of
practice. These authorities recommend
the ingredients of dr. rrrcr's fuyurtc
Prescription for the cure of exactly thc
same ailments tDr which tU- world
famed medicine ts advised hy It's manu-
iacturcrr.
No OtheNmcdicinc for woman's ills
has any sucnN%TOfsSsiOHai endorsement
asCpr. Pierce s>gavorte Prescription
ha\ \reScived, In thfNNuqualifed recon.
menHStfnp of cS..CNsl NNNscycral ingre.
dlents N Aos-so ot leaorugNSedical men
OF all the schools OF practIrc Is such
an end9rsemcnt-- not worthy oI Y0IT
c0nsidcLnIion z n Certainly ie cnIiIIcl
- l9-12GIneIG--&g glGht Ihan.. number
OI n0n- -pI1les-l!uL- lur lay q tlmOnllg.
x booklet Of Ingredients with numer.
Gus authpratlyr professional endorse
mcnts by the leading medical uuthnri-
ties of this country, viii bp mailed h,c
10 any one sending name and address
with request for Same. Address Or.
Il. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Or. Pierce fayurtc Prescription is a
scientific medicine, carefully devised by
an experienced and -killiul physician,
and adapted Co woman delicate system.
It's made of native American medicinal
roots aud is perfectly harmless u us
effects ~ any condition Of tie f,m0ic
system.
As q powerful inyi-oratiug tonic Fa-
voritc Prescription imparts strength 20
the whole system and to the organs dis
tinctly feminine To- particular. For over
worked, "Worn.out," D" rundown" dcbili-
tatcd teachers, mllliucrs, drrssmak"rs,
seamstrcsses, "shop girls house keep
ers, nur~ing mothers, and feeble women
generally, Or. Pierce Favurltc Pre-
scription is the greatest earthly boon,
being uucqualcd a. appctizing cordial
and restorative tonic.
As a soothing and strengthening nerv-
inc" favoritc Prescription isuucqualcd
and ia invaluable in allaying and sub.
tuino rervous eVcitability, irritability
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-03-10
SPEECH OF SENATOR BAILEY
ON FINANCIAL LEGISLATION


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He wanted 10 compel banks OF the
-""'h '' invest part "' '"''T '''''''
ana surplus in state county district
ANA municipal honds. li' quoted court
decisions TO snow 'h'' 'h'i' Us mo-
question as 10 the r'eht of congress
to authorize inc Issuance or money
hI ihe government ana make II legal
tender Tor all dents.
Il cannot account. h' said Tor
the general but unio1ndcd notion
lhai the issue OF currency iS in.
function of bank except upon 'h'
theory that So many governments
nave a1dlcaied mat sovereign power
and have permitted banks To- e\''
els" it so long that mon have come
To believe tha' IT 49, ANA has always
h'rn' "a banking privilege. NoihlhI
could Dee further from the iru'h IMAM
tAis.
Mr' l'aiI'y reviewed al great ''hs'A
the circumstances under WhI'n ma
uonaI bank circulation mas h''h lN-
sued
III any evidence were needed 20
show us the danger OF '"hmi'uhE
the control over our volume OF cur
rehcy 10 pahh"' d'cIa''u VT. nanny
recent events VIII furnish It, Last
autumn When the country was III 'ne
very throes oi money famine 'h'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-03-10

nervous eInausyon, nervous-prostra.
ton, neuralgia hysteria/ /spaAns. st.
Nitus's dancT and otb6r distressing,
nervous syTPtoms coTmonly attendant
upon tuprlonal and organic disease Of
tho gFIhl>1iI3iDbuy feminine. IL
iudufeS/retresthrK sleep and relieves
mctNn anxiety and dependency.
II a woman has bearing down, or drag
E.ug palms, i0" down lu the abdomen. or
uolNis, OIcNlche, frequent headaches,
dizzy or ihiu'.ug spells, Is nervous and
easily startled, has ruawlng feeling in
stomach. ~rc, imaginary floating speckS,
or spots before her eyes, has mclancholia,
or "blucs," or IA weakening disagrcCahls
drain from pelvic organs, she can make
no mistake hy ru~urtIng % the use Of Dr.
IIorco'S faNurIto Prescription. u viii
inylgOrato and tone mp the whole system
and especially tho pcNic organs.
No woman suffering from any ~ tho
above symptoms can afford 10 accept any
secret nOstrum or medicine Of unknown
composition. as substitute for a mcdi-
ciuo like DR. iorco's Favoritc Prcscrip-
tiOu. which Is or Known CONPOslrlON and
has record Of ONJr forty years and sells
moro largely to-day than ever before. Its
makers Withhold no secrets from their
patients, believing open publicity 10 be
the very hest guaranty ~ merit.
Dr. Pierce Invites all suffering women
10 consult MN by lctter JTCc ~ ChdTgC.
All letters Of consultation are held as
sacrcdly confidential and an answer is re-
turned I'm plain sealed envelope Address;
Dr X. Y. Pierce, lnvalids' Hotel and sur
gic1l Institute, Buffalo. y. Y.
nr. PlcrccS great thOusaud-pago 'us-
trat'd Common Sense Medical Ad, IT
viii bo sent free, paper bound. for q onc-
cent stamps, or rluth-hOund for 81 stamps-
Address Or. Pierce as above.
DR.. Picrcc's Pleasant Pellets invigor-
ate the stomach, liver and bowels. They
are the original Little Liver Pills having
been put ont for sale by old DR.. Pierce
over 40 years ago. Much initiated, but
never cgUdied. One 10 three dose.
Tiny sugar coated granules; easy to
take as candy
DR. Picrcc's Golden Medical Discovery
* n most potent Alternative, or blood-purl-
licr, and tonic, or invigoratOr, and acts
especially fayOrably In curative way
upon all the mucuous lining surfaces. as
~ the nasal passages, throat, bronchial
tubes, stomach. bowels and bladder cur
ing large per cent. Of catarrhal caSea
whether the disease affects the nasal
passages, the throat, larynX, bronchis,
stomach Cas catarrhal dyspepsia), bowels
las mucous diarrhea), bladder, uterus or
other pelvic organs. Even In the chronic
or ulc"rativc stages OF these affections 10
Is often successful In affecting cures.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-03-10

Representative Bird NGuirc tho
only republican 600 congress from
Oklahoma and Scott Forri- have
locked horns over the possession of
am American flag said TO be- the
first flag To- have been raised over
the capitol containing the oklahoma
star. Mr.. Mcclure has made it ap-
pear that Speaker Cannon present
ed the flag to- him, circumstanc"
that Cannon not only denies, but
which is contradictcd by the fur
ther fact that Cannon re pguizcd
Ferris, when the latter offered a
joint resolution in the house donat-
ing the flag I'm question 10 the state
historical society Of Oklahoma. The
house adopted the resolution unani
mously but unfortunately the flag
had already disappeared, McGuirc
having sent it 10 Perry whore it
was to serve political purposes. The
fact remains that the flag is gov.
crnment property and that Mr.. Nc
Guirc had no right TO appropriate
the flag to himself
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-03-10
No Use 10 Die.

81 have found out that there is
no use TO die OF lung trouble as
long as you can get Dr. Kings New
Discovery" says Mrs. j. p. White
Of Rushboro, Pa, 81 would not be
alive today only for that wonderful
medicine 1t looscns up "A cough
quicker than anything else and cures
lung disease even after the case IS
pronounced hopeless. This most re-
liable remedy for coughs and colds
Ia grippe, asthma, bronchitis and
hoarseuess, Is sold under guarantee
at W. b. Frames drug store. SOC
and 800. Trial bottle free.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-03-10
Notice Civil Service.

The United States civil service
commission announces an eXamina.
tion 20 be at Ardmore, Okla, on
March IS, 1908, for Railway Mail
Clerks. Applicants should at once ap,
ply either to the United States civil
service commission, Washington, D.
c., or to the secretary of the board
examiners at Ardmore, Okla. for
application blanks, etc, Respt
GEO. J. SANDLIN,
Local Secretary
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-03-10
DO You Think
For Yourself ?
Or Do You Open Your Mouth Like Young Bird and duIp
Whatever Food Medicine May be Offered You

If intelligent thinking woman need of relief from
weakness nervousness and suffering then much
that there tried true KNOWN COMPOST
T1oN, sold by druggists for the of ills.
The makers Of Dr. Pcc Favoritc Prescription
weak nervous run down, ovcwokd dobc pan-rackcd womeu
knowing this medicine be up ingredients every one of which
has the strongest possible Endorsement of the leading and standard
thotcs OF the several schools OF medical practice afraid
print they do the list of ingredients of composed
IN PLAIN ElGish, O hottlc-vmpper
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-03-10

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-03-10

Cane seed millet seed and alfalfa
at Joe Bastnes. 3l-lm
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17


 Webster defines the word .'boya cottn as follows: i"To combine against landlord, tradesman, etc. Social and business lnterdiotion for coercion" When the recent at tempt was made by "the bunch" to put this paper on the blink, some of the promoters had the elegant gall to say that it was not boy. colt. When ths paper did not cease publication, and "ths bunch" got the merry ha-ha from all cor. ners, they got sore, and now some of them claim, so we are told, that the paper is blsckmailins. No warrant has issued ss yet for our arrest, and when certain ones of the bunch"i refer to the subject they wear a good deal the same expression as a man does when he kicks a shoe box off the walk on the first of April,
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17

Oklahoma's corporation commis- sion has taken g crack at express rates and promulgated an order re- ducing them by thirty-iye per cent in some instances and from that point down. Other states might follow the example to the great and just sdvsntsse of !o7if their merchants and QthsTs who are yell nigh foFce!d1 to use express service in the ship ment of . variety of things.
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17

When stranger visits any town and sees sign displayed in z gtoFe window, boasting that that store does not patFFQniizzss. the local news paper, the stranger quickly forms the opinion that the proprietor of that store is not abreast of the times in his business methods.
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17

Governor Sheldon who was re- elected in Nebraska, has announced special session of the legislature to be called soon and has asked the members by wire to support bill of statewide prohibition, which may be suspended in any county by three-ffths vote, if majority in both houses pledge themselves. At the late state election the liquor interests combined to beat Sheldon for reelection.
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17
PROTECT THE DEER


 Reports are coming in from all the neighhoring islands to the ef- feet that wolves infest the best hunting grounds in such numbers that the deer are very wild and difficult to find, and that many earcasses of deer which have been killed by wolves are encountered almost daily.
 This condition Is one which should attract the attention of all residents of southeastern Alaska to the necessity of making efforts to secure legislation which will place bounty upon wolves. In almost avery state in the Union g bounty of from s5 to $25 is offered for each wolf or coyote scalp, and there is probably no section of the United States where wolves abound in such numbers ss they do in south eastern Alaska. With the price of beef, pork and mutton at an ex- tremely high figure, many residents of Alaska-especially the natives- gan not afford to buy them, and consequently must depend chiefly upon venison if they are to enjoy fresh meat. Any fair minded per son will agree that a bounty should be paid upon wolves killed in AL aska. A fund for this purpose could easily be raised by placing a tax of s1 upon every rife or car- pine owned by residents of Alaska.
 The great bald eagle is also quite destructive to deer, as an eagle is easily capable of carrying off a lawn, and as the bird is passion ately fond of that kind of meat, many lawns are yearly killed by the great American bird A bounty of fifty cents or dollar would not be hard to pay, and such bounty should be allowed. The idea of protecting eagles simply because the bird is used as an emblem of the country is silly and far-fetohed. The future of the game and fish supply is in our opinion of vastly more importance than the preser- vation of emblems-except where those emblems appear upon the coin of the realm,
 The Juneau papers last week contained mention of where two sportsmen CD from that city had returned from a brief hunt with sixty deer. This, too, when the law provides emphatically that no person shall kill more than eight deer ln one open season. A bounty of about $1,00O should be placed upon this kind of jackals, and in addition to the bounty they should be put where they would have their grub carried and poked thro' an opening in the bars; then give them venison straight for a year.
 During the winter of 1907-8 some few fishermen killed sixteen deer on the beach in Wrangell Narrows, just for fun. They did not even approach the animals to ascertain whether or rot the deer were all dead-didn't even cut a throat. Nothing short of ten years impris- onment would sufficiently punish human wolves of that sort.
 A leather goods factory is soon to be established at Juneau, and it Is the stated intention of the pro- motors to use deer hides, exclusive ly, in the manufacture of the pro- duct. If twenty or more people are employed it will require large
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17

Whenever merchant does not pay subscription to his home paper, and yet makes sarcastic reference to any contents of that paper, he shows up his cheapness and small ness of spirit.
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17
LOB WORK

IAais office Is equipped for all classss of i commercial job printing, and reasen- able prices xlll b. furnishsd upsn application.
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17
PuBLuHED EVERY THURspAY BY GEORGE 0. L. SNYDER

Entered November 20, 1902, at the U. 8. Postofics in Wrangsll, Alaska, as mail matter of the second class, aceord- lng to the act of congress, March 8, 1879.
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17

number of deer skins to Keep them busy. Where will all these skins nome from? u .''''-.
 Far be it from the intention or purpose of this writer to discourage any industry which will tend to improve or build up Alaska, just so long as that industry is con- ducted according to law, But with the law as it now stands, it must be violated in order that the factory above mentioned shall have raw material on which to work. A few years ago q law was enacted to prohibit the shipment of deer hides out of the territory. This law put very effectual check upon the slaughter of deer for the hides alone, and hunters have entirely dismissed from their minds the taking of hides for gain. But with that factory running in full blast, it will not bs long until the old condition is revived--unless new law is enacted and enforced to the letter, and that soon.
 Another gross mistake was the lengthening of the open deer season to ten months. The neg law opens the season on the first of March the fawning season. At that time the hunter can not distinguish be- tween the sexes, nor can they until the latter part of May, Then, in order that the law against killing does may not be violated, the sea son should not open until the buck shall have grown his antlsrs.
 Here are a fsw suggestions to- ward an improvement of the deer laws:
 The season should be closed from the frst of December until the first of the following June.
 No person should be allowed to kill more than twelve bucks in any one season,
 No person should be allowed to kill does at any season,
 When any person shall desire to sell the carcass or skin of any dee, he should be required to exhibit the unskinned carcass to some fed eral official, or other person desig' nated for that purpose.
 Such federal official or agent should be required to keep an ac, curate account of the names oi persons exhibiting the carcasses oi deer to him, and aleo the number of carcasses exhibited by each per: son. He should also be required to place an indellible stamp upon each deer skin exhibited, and also to swear to a complaint against any person who shall exhibit the carcass of a female deer, or more than twelve deer in one season.
 There should be an agent of the federal government stationed al every factory or tannery using the skins of deer for the manufacture of any article which is to be sold It should be the duty of such agent to carefully examine each deer skin received at such factory, and tc confscate all skins which do not bear the aforesaid indellible stamp He should also be required to keer an accurate record of the number Of skins received, from whom re- csived, and the number received from each person.
 The agent who places the stamp upon the skins, and the agent who is stationed at the factory or tan nery should be required to rende, complete periodical reports to the district attorney, and failure to comply should be punished by a heavy fine, or dismissal from office. or both.
 Any violation of any provision nf the law shnnld be deemed A fel.
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17
SUBSCRIPTION RATES
ADyERTIsIEG RATES

S1ntesslonal Cards, par month 3l % Nsplay, per inch |" % tpeals, 10 cents per line, first insertion i; i 5 cents pes line, sach subseqsept in-
 sertion. :, -.
 Cards of thanks, obituaries. ste., sent in for publication will be charged for at
 the rate ot 10 cents per line.
Alaska sentinel., 1908-12-17

The publishers of the above magazines makes the don that all subscriptions sent before January in order that they will be compelled to make entries through the year. This offer therefore will be closed December 25 allowing week to get the order to them.
The newspaper., 1908-02-21
BLAMED ON THE RAILROAD.
First Thought in Irishman's Mind At.
ter the Accident.

Railroad claim-agents have little
faith in their fellow creatures. One
said recently: Every time ! settle a
claim with one of these hard-headed
rural residents who wants the rail-
road to pay twice what he would
charge the butcher II he gets a sheep
killed, think OF this story, illustra-
tive of the way some people want TO
hold the railroad responsible for
every accident, of whatever kind. that
happens. Two Irishmen were driving
home from town one night when their
buggy ran into a ditch, overturned,
and they were both stunned. When a
rescuer came along and revived them,
the first thing one of them said was:
Where's the trainT Why. there's no
train around he was told. Then
where's the railroad?' The nearest
railroad is three miles away he
learned. Well, WELL he commented.
knew 1t hit us pretty hard. but l
didn't suppose 1t knocked US three
miles from the track