Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-09-04
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Seems TO me y0n look younger than
ever" why not AS grow older,
become mere AMI more expert In avoid
ng trouble. haze.
Nell Maude has lost good friend
i'm jack Belle why, have they quar-.
reled2 Nell No. they s-o married
Philadelphia Record
The Questioner--I hear his wife is
a brunette, but ! thought he married
a blonde, The Joker He did. but she
dyed. Houston Post
Gabbleby After all. woman's
scream is her greatest weapon OF de-
tense Gertrude Undoubtedly; how
did you find IL out2-Puck.
Mistress Bridget. II always seems to
me that the crankiest mistresses get
che best e0oks. slook All. 90 on wId
yer biarney IOWA Topics.
Ethel Sometimes really think Sc
riousiy OF remaining unmarried Maud
Think only? why, l imagined you
worried about H. Town Topics
why, my boy did you fall in THAI
open coal hoies' No; of course not
wuz IN here. an they built a pave
ment over me- illustrated Bits.
The boy ,ferycpilyl You are tina
first and onis girl ever loved. Ethel
She th. what lots of fun you have
ahead of yoa. FREDDY London Opin-
ION.
He fellow told bie yesterday h0
thought / was sach bright fellow
She That's IN awfully bad habit. kia
What is? She Talking to yourself
! Life.
| Iix--I always haye Dr. EIndeas
| When my mother in-law was Mt Deaths
door he pulled her through. Dix
Which Way dld he pm her? 81. Louis
Republic
Who's your iltal OF bravery
queried the ola bachelor. SIS IT Cen
eral kuroklg' mo- answered tho
spinster. desperately ITS Mormon
The Tatler
You never saw nian who under
stood women "Well, / knew man
once who claimed that he did" And
did he? Wen. he never married one"
Houston Post.
Nell-~-I don't sappose Mr.. SiilicuS
lhas any Vices. Belle Vfees7 Why h8
belongs so gice club. an amateur tho
atrical society, ana writes POETRY
Philadelphia ReeoRd,
roasorial Expert tcutting colores1
MANS l.air) 'Rastas, your hair Is just
like wool Rastss Well. yoh dIdn't
spect to ent silk 60 fifteen cents. diaz
your Harper's Weekly.
Jim tregarllag damage done Ia
church by ftre) Geod Job IT wasnt "a
factory, Bn. BIB You're right. mate.
Only one man put out OF work, and he
draws his money. Punch.
The Boss Wbni's thatf Once Boy
- says, you better send out and gKs
n half dozen boys 60 do my work to-
day; Ban going IT, he sick about thre@
o'clock tiarpeS's Bazaar.
Yes; am gazing abroad" And
how are you goIiH 10 arrange your TIM
eraIy?' "Oh, painpadour. think
tbat win be most suitable for travel
ing -" Washington Herald
Samb0- De dorioF tells me dat ter
eat SIX wnt.spiIlions at one time wouldA
sho' kin me Rambo An what yori
gwine do bout tn sambo / gwans or
die game - New York Tribune
Suppose women should vote. What
would be the respitI' "Oh, don'f
know" answered Mr. Sirius Barker.
lpetulantly. Perhaps we'd have hand
lpainted ballots Washington Star.
Shnlsms You say that little man
was formerly the lightweight eIarn-
pion? rimkins Yes SImklns How
ala be lose the otter 1'imlGlns oh. hs.
didn't lose ~ lie merely sold his gro
eery and retired. Chicago Daily News
Customer fpohtfng to the hero
glyphics 90 his cheeky that nay
name ia Chinese Go Long fChinese
taundryman) Mo- scliption. Means
I'M ole man cross-eyeti; no teet' =
Customer Er thank you New York
Globe
Il suppose said the facetious stran-
ger, watching workman spread car
pet from the church door to the curb.
that's the high road TO heaven you're
fixing tbereY' No replied the man,
this II merely bridal path. Phila-
lclphia Press
! Professor Stone TO the geolcgist a
| th6ifsand Years Of 40 are NOT counted
/ as any time nj All Man In the Audi
snce-- Great Scott! And TO think I
made temporary loan OF ten dollars
10 n man who holds such views -
Philadelphia Inquirer
Mrs Exc Good by. I'm sorry nay
husband isn't in. ! wish knew sorne
way Of Keeping him at home a little
uore Mrs Let him buy a Iao.
or car. Mrs Exc Why, he'd be out
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