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SENATE OF LILLIPUT.
The Way Or. Johnson Outwitted the
House of Commons.

me way DR.. Johnson OutNitted the
House of Commons.
Parliamentary bodies were long 4
great stronghold of resistance TO the
press. Reporters were strictly barred
from them, and reports of their pro-
ceedinSs were sternly punished. 1t
was among the triumphs for the right
and for common sense which Franklin
achieved that he caused the chamber
or the provincial assembly of Penpsvl-
vania TO be thrown open TO publicity.
Nevertheless no reports were allowed
OF either the Continental congress or
the constitutional convention.
DR.. JohnSon's violation of the cher
ished privacy of the Bvi n house of
commons is a classic story. lie report
cd its debates without enSring its sa-
cred precincts, and in order to escape
the severe penalties OF the law he re-
ported them without mentioning the
body or any of its members by name.
Setting up an imaginary senate of
lilliput' and giving fictitious names to
the leading members OF parliament, he
edited for years the readers of the
journal which then boosted the Tar
gest circulation" in England.
Receiving n few scanty notes of what
was going on ut Westminster, he elab-
GRATED them into brilliant spread. He
was, indeed, the illustrious founder of
the immortal craft of rewriters. His
discerning readers came to know not
only that the senate Of Liiiput was the
house of commons, but that "Blefscu"
stood for France and ''aIildendo" for
London; that 'sprugs" meant pounds.
that "Nardac" was the Duke OF New
castle. and so on. What his notes lack
ed his Imagination readily supplied
Never was the elo.Up~.e or parlia-
ment more brilliant than in Johnson's
reports OF the debates, in which, he adj
mitted, be took care that the Whlg
dogs Sot the worst OF it. although Pitt
himself must have felt notified when
he read The wonderful outburst attrib-
uted 10 him by Johnson on the afro
cioas crime OF being a young man. 1t
Is the best remembered Of all Fits
speeches, and 1t was written by John
son in a garnet in Exeter street,
Boston Globe.
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For Sale.

A sm~li farm, in first class state
OF guilty ation; desirably situated;
unsurpassed view of the mountain,
ETC.; good orchard; running water
IN every field; on turnpike in
N llwo"d neighborhood. Call ON
80 70 ..e {. y. JONES, Boycc,
- % If
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Gasoline Ea5iI5 iJf Sale.

Expecting to install electric
motors, we offer for sale very
cheap for cash a 44 Horsepower
Blakeslee Gasoline Engine and at
tachments. Is in excellent condi-
ton, and can be seen running at
COURIER oaice any day.
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N ~ NOliGIA Western
Schedule il Effect
NOVEMBER ~. 1907.
Don't worry 90 eorrespondent.
LEAVE BERRYy1LLE DAILY

LEAVE BERRYV1LLE DAILY
soUnIBOUND
No. lS-9:O3 a. m.-For Bristol and intcrDs
date stations; Pullman Bullet sleeper IN
knoxville; Connects with The 81. Iouis
Express for all Points West. Pullmon
sleeper Roanoke TO Columbus. Cincin.
natl, -. Louis and Chicago CAFE Gar
to Williamson. orc var
No. 1-3:l3 a. m.-For Roanoke pr;s.,l
Dlueneld, Pocahontes, Norton. Welcb
ana immediate stations: Pullman Slecras
10 Gary. Cafe Car Roanoke and Gary
No S.16;42 p. m.-For Shenandoah & Local
Stations. " '-0O'"
NoRTHBoUND
NO. 2o-9:29 a. m.-For Hagerstown and
Intermediate stations, connects nj Sben-
andoah Junction for. Washington. Ralti
more, Philadelphia, and New York and
AT hagerstown for Harrisburg. PhiIadel-
phia and New York.
No l4--s:A p. m.-For Hagerstoyn Wash.
lngton, Baltimore. Philadelnbia ~.
YORK; Pullman and Buffet Sleepers via
Hagerstown for Harrisburg Philadai'
phia and New York.
No. LOO a. m.-For Hagerstowp phno-
ddelphla, New York; Pullman Sleeper To-
fhilaaelphia; Parlor Cars Philadelnbia
and New York. Pm"
: Rates, Time Tables, information cheerfnllv
W. Ry. ~ Agent ~
ce W, 81 Is. BEVlIL, NJ. F.BRAGG,
ass AsN Trav. Pass. Agt
Roanoke. Va.
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Democratic Outlook is Bright

As was anticipated, Pennsylva-
MIA Democrats at their Convention
yesterday decided TO send an unin-
structed delegation to Denver. As
an offset to this, Mr.. Bryan can
point to Missouri. South Carolina.
Washington and Michigan, all of
which instructed for him. Penn
sylvania in 1904 gave Mr.. Roose-
welt more than half Il million ma
Jority. 1t is not expected that
State which goes the other way i'm
such brutal fashion will insist over
strenuously in having much to say
about naming the Democratic can
dldate, but the Pennsylvania dele
cation is counted on to line up i'm
the anti-Bryan column on the first
ballot at least.
However, of more significance
than the result in Pennsylvania, it
seems to us, is the character of
Democrats who are supporting
Mr.. Bryan for the nomination this
time. Mr.. Watterson's indorse-
ment has done much TO soften OBJ
lection to the Nebraskan in the
South, while in Missouri yesterday
David X. Francis, formerly Secre-
tary of the Interior in Mr.. Cleve-
lands Cabinet and for the past
twelve years bitterly hostile to
Mr.. Bryan, was selected as one of
the delegates at large under in
structions to vote for Mr.. Bryan's
nomination. In other States the
Gold Democrats are seen to be
back in line. There will be an
entirely different class of men
backing Mr.. Bryan at Denver this
year from that which supported
him In 1904, in 1900, or in 1906.
And there will not be in the oppo-
sition any such bitter antagonism
as was engendered by the financial
issue in Mr.. Bryan's former cam
paigns.
These facts should not be over
looked in figuring on the outcome
of the Convention, even if Mr..
Bryan does not have two-thirds
majority to begin with. He has
with him this year many men who
represent the old Cleveland wing
of the party, and there is entirely
absent that bitterness which here
tofore has been displayed and
which has foreboded bolt in the
event of Mr.. Bryan's nomination.
lie is in distinctly better standing
throughout the country than ever
before, and unless there is a re-
markable change in public senti-
ment there is going to be some
thing of that enthusiasm for him |
at Denver which swept the Con-
vention that heard his "crown-of-
thorns" speech.
1t does not seem at all probable |
that MIR. Bryan can be defeated at |
time when the backbone of the |
opposition is Tammany Hall under
the leadership of Charles F. Muir
ply and the delegation from a |
State which can be counted on to |
give the opposition from $50. 900 |
to 100000 majority. There are |
many, many Democrats who wish |
that the outlook were different. |
but who can see but one outcome
of the balloting. Baltimore New
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y ward, If DIV, r~burg. Tenn.
whites: "This is to certify that l have
"a 3 o:ino IaNaiiv" fru syrup for
g .'''ie Coz ipa'ian ami IL has proven,
"A bout d'ulsi. TO b. y 'hnroagh. prac
sect remedy for this trouble, and il is
with pleasure | offer my consc eni;ols
reference J c Jones Il %. Miliwood.
Va.
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Will Cure CONSUMPTION

n. A. Herren, Finch, Ark, writes.
"Foley's Honey and Tar is the best prepa-
ration for coughs, cold and lung trouble
know that it has cured consumption in
the first stages" You never heard of
any one using Foley's Honey and Tar
and not being satisfied J. c. Jones &,
60 Wildwood, Va
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Yes, Indeed.

1T takes a couple of sweethearts
deucedly long time to say goodby. even
II they are parting for only few
hours"
Much adieu about nothing, eh?"-
Kansas City Times.
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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 1905.

An advertisements excepting legal adver-
tisements and professional cards. inserted for
less than three months are considered tran
sicnt, and viii be charged for az the rate OF
five cents per line for the first insertion and
sertion
Obituary notices. resolutions Of respect.
and social organizations, other than those
which the editor himself shall give as a
matter Of news, will be charged FOR, at the
aforesaid rates.
Our advertising rates are unif gem. and a
liberal reduction y made on ali Standing aa-
NertiSements and rates Wi, hc make known
on application. Changes e. ivvrtiSemeuts
must be handed in not later .tu Saturday
morning of each week
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Aniable.

Daughter. is your husband amia.
ble?"
wen, ma, he's just exactly like pa
when he gets his own way about ev-
erything he's just perfectly lovely
Pathfinder.
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DUTY Is What goes most against the
grain, because in doing that we do
ohiy what we are strictly Obliged 10
ana are seldom much praised for it
In Bruyere.
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Among the richer classes 343 in 1000
i've to 60 years; in the middle classes,
l15; OF the laboring class. 156.
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published only rs Information and are not
guaranteed.
In Effect April -, 1905.
WESTBOUND.
Week days, trains leave Washington for
bluemont as follows: $40 a. m; 4.45 p. M;
5.U3 p. M; 6'2S p. IN.
sunday trains leave Washington for Blue
mont as follows: $40 a. m; 4. 10 p. m.
>. 10 a. m. train connects at Biuemont Tor
Winchester via Stage Line.
EASTBOUND.
Week days, t-ains leave Bluemont for
Westinghouse 10 a. m; 1915 D. m; 4. 80 p m.
Sunday trains leave Bluemont for Wash
ington: 5.s5 a. m; 4 80 y. IN.
Week day trains leave Leesburg for Wash
ington: 515 a m
ITO p. IN. train connects at Bluempnt with
stage Line from Winchester.
g. II. ACKERr. Vice-Pres and Gen. Mgr.
). TX. HARDwIcK, Passenger Traffic Man
ager.
w. II. TAyLoE, General Passenger Agent.
l.. 5. BRowN, General Agent, 7O5 10Th 81.
N. W., Washington, ID. @.
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Wood! Wood! Wood!

You can find Wood. sawed and
split at z r. Pullianl's shop. Il
will be delivered at your house.
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IL Is miserable thing to live In sus-
r I Ii IS the life of spider
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Entered at the Postotficc ,,t B-rrvvillc VI
as sccOnd-claSs mail matter
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Etc. o speciality . Special machin-
cry for Color Printing. Embossing
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Southern Railway
The Standard Visible Writer

/ y; B.-Following schedule figures are
published only as Information and are not
I guaranteed
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TERrs or SUBSCRIPTION.
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
Reward for Kindness.

As a reward for befriending a poor
homeless wanderer, George 3. NO
forth a. former hotel clerk OF Honey
brook, Pa, is to-day $4,000 rlcher
than he was a short time since, says
the Philadelphia Inquirer. Out OF
spirit of gratitude for his great Klhu-
ness Otto F. Kuenzler, SWISS peas
ant who died in this country about d
vaar ago left a will bequeathing MS
entire estate to Kofroth. ,,
AT the time it was not known tha'
tho foreigner had any estate OF conse
ouence, but subsequent developments
nrovaa that he was almost the SOLE
iaoatee of a wealthy uncle, a sns
manufacturer of st. Gallen, Swltzef
land After prolonged litigation II
which a half hundred other 1ais
claims had to be contested, the none
has heen received, and is now IN ue
nosit in Lancaster bank.
Kuenzler came to America "a year
900 He was without means ana 81
ovrod work as a hostler at hotels
Now Holland, Honeybook and Eve
aon # was while engaged IN thls G
nacity that he met Kofroth and d! VINE 4,
o otber homes were barred to him u u
o1erk gave him shelter and cloInin
Tuanzler died at Rothsville.; holro
=. had neither hope nor prospects OF
|, ward, and was dumbfoundeu up
recent of the news.
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
HOW TO APPLY PAINT.
Greatest care should be taken when

Greatest care should be taken when
painting buildings or implements
which are exposed to the weather, TO
have the paint applied properly. No
excellence Of material can make UP
for carelessne5s Of application. any
more than care in applying 1t can
make poor paint wear well.
The surface to be painted should be
dry and scraped and sandpapeTed
| hard and smooth. Pure white lead
should be mixed with pure linSeed OIL,
fresh for the job, and should be We'll
brushed out, not flowed on thlch
When painting is done in this manne!
with National Lead Company's pure
white lead (trade marked with Il h'
Dutch Boy Painter") there is ever!
chance that the job will be satslac
tory. White lead is capable OF al
solute test for purity. National Lea
COMPANY, Woodbridge Building. Ne'
York, will send a testing outtlt Tree
> any one interested.
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
,eartIe Persuasion.
BrSby (disgustedly)-The doctor IS

young chap from the SOUTH VINO
Iestly took up his residence in boS-
d With the purpose of pursuing GER
Il technical studies at the HUB en-.
ssi board and lodgings at "a selec'
Enlistment" in Columbus avenue.
twas not long after his lnstali-
int, therein that the southerner
hld himself obliged to complain 10
b andlady with reference TO tne
rsy doings Of some Of his fellow
Agers.
The people in the room next 10
me said he, quarrel in a LOUD tone
rgularly every evening much 10 hlS
dtress. What's the trouble any
Wr
oh, you mustn't mind them, sa''
b laudlady. THAT occurs very often
least once a week. It's only Prol
Riteside, the hypnotist, trying TO PEI
inde his wife to go to the Dand coi
seh"-Ilustrated Sunday Magazine
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
r;rs+ Lessons in Sculpture.

Modelling presents an ideal loln os y.
on,nsement and instruction conlplneo ~
Co.. the little ones, nor is any ocoupa
~, I;on more dear to the childish neal u
Some doctors and nurses oeo'a,'
.,at the clay used by scuptors Is un
t,aionic tI," nor is it very easy TO oosalA ~
ny H.; email quantities. A substitute may nay
IN III Found in paper pulp. Tear a quar- quar-
p9 .itu Of newspapers in small p,eoea ,
e,a ond nour boiling water over Vnvn' a,,
s Glowing them to remain soaklhs '0t "
ora1 hours. Pick this pup %Vn III II
ntaces and mix thoroughly WIN tn;a m
.Io thin -four and water pas'e' d ~ ~ -,
lle Two will enable one to detelin'h' h'
ob -so mr. Troper consistency. This may o,S ",
tne e,ded p like clay, into BIRDS ahlilSls 1Sn
siu sr"res dishes, ETC., which, 5 wneh ,',it vnt
n|e quite dry, may be ool0reu WIZ
water color paints
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
He Saw a Difference.

Barney Malloy and Mike CAREY
were shingling a roof. Barney
Mike asked, removing a bunch OF
shingle nails from his mouth, and set
Ting back comfortably, what Is 'he
difference between satisfied and con-
tent?" THE difference? Sure there S
none" answered Barney. "lf you're
satisfied you're content, and II you re
content you're satisfied THAT was
my opinion, too, Barney, me BOY up u
now, but it struck me sudden like az
7 put that last nail in that am sauS
fled all right that Molly CAREY is III!
wife, but l am burned sure am no
content"
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
GIRL WAS OTHERWISE ENGAGED.
Father Right in Thinking He Knew
Cause of Her Preoccupation.

For some time the father CT the fam
fly had suspected that his girl and the
young man of whom he disapproyed
on account of his poetic tendencies
had been riding downtown together
and uptown together every day in the
elevated train, says the New York
Press. He hit upon diabolic plan
for verifying his suspicious.
"Wonderful progress they are max
ing on the Pennsylvania station" he
said
The girl looked up dreamily. Are |
they" she murmured
why, yes said the father
Haven't you noticed it,"
The girl said she hadn't.
And there is that big building at
the corner of hirty-something,orOther
street" he went on, that is going up
just like magic. 1t seems hardly no
time since it was only hole in the
ground; now it is Is stories high, and
e they're ready to put the windows in.
& But maybe you haven't noticed that,
either?"
= No" said the girl, softly, Il
haven't"
| To test her still further the father
! enumerated a dozen other improve
nents along the line that were bound
to strike any Observant eye. The girl
had been blind to them all The
father went upstairs to the girls
! mother.
| It's a hopeless case" he groaned
| She's dead in love"
| He told the mother how he knew.
"If she wasn't stepped in love, n
| added, and if she didn't keep her eye
fastened on somebody that talks nor
sense to her every minute, she'd neVe
have travelled over that road twice
dav for the last three months withor
noticing some of the things | polnte
out"
uI Maybe she was reading" venture
. the mother
"Reading." snorted the fathe
Eyes, from the most popular book
earth. Call it reading if you like.
wouldn't be surprised to hear OF the
engagement tomorrow.
It was well that he was forull
against all such surprises, for tn
was that he really did hear the We
next day. He had meant to storm a
stew, still, as there was nothl
against the young man except
poetry, and as the girls heart was
on him-wel. what could father
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
c.neral Demand

| usp, Informed Of tho World has
Ss.n for q simple, pleasant and
| ,Iiopid laxative remedy Of known
/ laxative which physicians could
4, lor family use because Its COM
1. ,.rts are known to them TO be
I|',ns and truly beneficial in c'ie'''
i u. TO the system and gentle yet
\ in action .,
nnlving that demand with its ex,
/ ,san'bipatlon s Of Syrup Of Figs and
!, Senna, the California Fig Syrup
'.,..d, along ethical lines and relies
t,srits Of the laxative for its remark
mess. -,,b
.,is one Of many reasons why
Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA is g'veE
terence by the Vell-lnformed
Ats beneficial effects always 0u! y
s,.,iDe-manufactured by the Cal
ou,,r Co onlv, and for sal
llding druggists Price nl'y csn'
bde.
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10

colored and had a sediment. WHEN I
wished to eat my wife had to RAISE
mo IN in bed. Physicians were un'
able to help me and l was going down
fast when l began using Doans hla'
new Pills. After short time l lelI
q great improvement and am now as
s+rong and healthy as man could BE-
I give Doan's Kidney Pllls oil 'N'
credit for it" wv
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a ooA
roctor.Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. I.
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10

Starch, like everything else, IS pc
ing constantly improved, the patent
Starches put on the market 20 years
ago are very different and inferior TO
those of the present day. In the lat
est discovery-Defance Starch-all IN
furious chemicals are omitted, WhlIe
the addition of another Ingredient IN
vented by US, gives to the Starch
strength and smoothness never ap
preached by other brands.
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
,uhs, II Came to Raising.

az hone now that you've become a
Young wife" said the enthusiastic
anti.race suicide lady, to the newly.
Nodded country girl, you'll make good
mse Of YOUR blessing and raise many
children.
wall" spoke up the rural husband
who had overheard this utterance anc
deemed it akin to interference d aea
y, her time outside tn kitchenll De
mt f. raisin' Observation-Disclosures
Sunday Magazine.
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
THEY GROW.
Good Humor and cheerfuIness fro"
Right Food.

Cheerfulness is like sunlight. 1t dis
ks the clouds from the mind as sun.
light chases away the shadows OIL
tIght
The good humored man can PICK
up and carry off load that the inan
With crouch wouldn't attempt "
lt
Anything that interferes with goou
health is apt to keep cheerfulness anu
epod humor in the background. a
Washington lady found that letuhs
eoiee alone made things bright lol
af, She writes:
-Four years ago l was practlcaliy
uven up by my doctor and was not
expected to live long. My nervous
sstem was In a bad condition.
But was young and did not wan
ndie so l began to look about for III!
Guse Of my chronic trouble. use.
o have nervous spells which Woul'
exhaust me ard after each speli !
would take me days before could 81
s upin chair.
7 became convinced my trouol
was caused by coffee. / decided
stop 1t and bought some Postum.
M The first cup, which I made a
ording to directions, had a soothln
Teet.on my nerves and liked u
Iste. For time nearly hVeo :
'ostum and ate little food besideS'
m today healthy woman. =,
Ny family and relatives "onu
I am the same person was 10
lears ago, when I could do no Worh
GcouDt Of nervousness. Now am
As HVown housework, take care
lNo MHes-one twenty, the otner ! !,
monthApld, am so busy that nd
y getme to write a letter, yet
1t allsWltA the cheerfulnesss and g
aunOE hat comes from enjoying g
AeAtlA N -, -, -. I - 20 !,
I eH my friends 1t is to ~fos'
owe my life today"
Name given by Postum Co. ea
creek, Mich. Read The Road to "
ylile9 In pkgs. There's Reason
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
Not That Kind.

,g woman in Philadelphia pu'
,ucently married, was ENJOYING ntI,a ene one u
Ightfui novelty Of maIke''hs 4hs Terminal ns
tion of the honeymoon 4.or n,ease, ,"
1oT ~ " wish to get some butter pieS'''
SAID "Rol Sy butter NUM-" asked I'd. the cnsfom man
~. Nv, I'VE wish to eat it on ,Io 5oasl. S@uay ns
s.nand sF, ND doesn't care for rolls liar
ner's Weekly
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
The Entire Family.

Grand Pop used it for rheumatism
Dad for Cuts, Sprains and Bruises
Nanny for Burns, Scalds and Aches'
Sis for Catarrh and Chilblains. | use
it for everything, and it never dlsap'
noints any of us. 1t surely yanks
any old pain out by the roots.
Hunts Lightning Oil is what l an
| telling YOU about.
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
Ate sausaqes to Win Wife.

When Heinrich was counting MARY
bo had a rival, one Johann Biermann'
The two met one evening at her nome
and got into dispute as 10 tneis g"
pacity for frankfurters' ,s
In the demonstration which followed
both ate At links, when Johann oe'
came Ill and had to retire hors oe Gun.
hat Johann will act as best man al
tbe wedding.
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
!, CITY OF TOLEDO. 80.

LVSAs EssEy I' makes oath that he Is senloa snIoa
I II Sy S 9Ss' N i?:s S nj
ONE EGEDE that cannot be cured by the u''
HALLS CATARRH CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
o % hsfore me and subscribed IN my pfe''A''
.b5s swE1n SSh day Of december A. D. SS6 GLEASON
NOTARY PUBLIC
1e. Cstarrh Cure taken internally snp1ases sno OF IN
arecty Hs On the blood and na'fqs f1ss SuF'''''
system. Send for '9s'pSTHIfES j. cheney CO.. Toledo
Sold oy a. AZ Fl Famliy Pills for constipation
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10

complaints 1or many
years, and cannot
tell what agony l
endured from back
ache. My II m b S
were swollen twice
natural size and my
sight was weaken
ing. The kidney Sc
cretions were d IS
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
The plain plucker

70 hurn or a bruise aflicts you rup II
on, rub it on.
Then before you scarcely know 1t the
trouble will be gone.
For an aching joint or muscle 90 'l'0
same.
II extracts all pains and poisons, piuchS
the stings and heals the lame
Hunts Lightning Oil does 1t.
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10

With a smooth iron and De1ance
Starch, you can launder your snIst, !. =
1.;st inst as well at home as the
steam laundry can; it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there WIN
he less wear and tear Of the goods
and it will be a positive pleasure to
nse a Starch that does not stick to the
IRON
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
PROBABLY HE WAS.

Doctor-Can't you put your tongue
out a little further, Mrs. Mugg!
Mrs. Mugg-Are you one of those
people, doctor, who believe that there
is no end to a woman's tongue!
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10

The only failure man ought TO
eoor 10 failure in cleaving to the pur'
nose he sees to be best.-Georse
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10

ro insure the direct and quick cleans,
;na 10 Of 'tJuV the system, take Garfield Tea 4 the
orad;cates malT disease and brings Good heal'n'
The Rice belt journal., 1908-04-10
His Idea of One.

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was hearing the class in geography
What is known as the Great LII
yide?" she asked. .,
"Cuttin' a big watermelon: an.
swered little 'Rastus with a grin 'n"'
showed all his worries.