Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-03

seems dS though HIo.
might do better for the money.-Phll-
ldelphia Ledger. .
All women are cats, says an ONO
Judge. Not all there are some Kittens
York American. ..
The undertaken takes a lively inter
est In people who are dead in earnest
Philadelphia Bulletin.
A nature faker is a fair creature
Sho wears a rabbit fur boa with an
arnine air.-pallas News.
According to the market reports,
money is easy" but the men who have
1t are not.-Washington Post.
The more we see of the simplihed
spoilers the better we like Websters
Post.
With a billion dollars in gold in the
Treasury the Government is prosper
ous, anyway.-Philadelphia Press.
1t appears to be nearly as costly FOR
an American girl to divorce a title as
to marry one.-St. Louis Post-Dlspatch.
Talk Of war between Russia and
Turkey serves to recall the fact that
both are bankrupt.-New York World.
There is one extra day in this year,
and it is a Presidential campaign year.
too. That's hard Observation-Disclosures
Herald.
A mouse has been taught to do the
"Merry Widow waltz. A mouse can
make any kind Of a widow waltz.-New
York American. Fig.
The girl who gets married during
leap year must be very beautiful IN
order to escape suspicion. Chicago
Record-Herald.
What was once the Confederate
States of America may be within a few
years the Prohibition State Of Amer
ica.-Arkansas Gazette.
1t is more blessed to give than to re
ceive was written before the day-or
the heyday-of the bank re-
ceiyer.-New York Tribune.
The habit of keeping something in
the house "for medicinal purposes"
promises to become general in this
~country.-Washington Post.
Maniac-depressive insanity is new,
and presents an aspect of dig
nifty that was lacking in the BRAIN
torm.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Scientists claim to have discovered
the murder germ in hard cider. The
germ was long ago discovered
n hard times.-Washington Post.
If those Kentucky might riders"
1on't stop burning tobacco we shall all
oe compelled to smoke cabbage leaves
,ery soon.-Phiiadelphia Inquirer.
A California judge has just decided
hat a man doesn't have to get out OF
he way of an automobile; but the man
better.-Philadelphia Press.
People who kill themselves by reason
If being out Of work should reflect that
his course does not make things easier
their families.-Philadelphia Led
,er.
People Of Black Hand proclivities
ave threatened to blow up Uncle
Sam. In this is a hint for him to get
personally interested. - Philadelphia
January imports of ss5,O0O,ooO; Jan
larry exports Of $2O6, OOO,OOO-the way
his country can both hustle and econ
,mize when it has to is a caution!-
Sew York World.
what has become of the old-fash-
oned father?" asks al exchange. He
$ being kept busy paying the bills OF
lis new-fashioned children, we under
tand.-Washington Post.
The Pittsburg engineer who has sued
o collect a fee of $494,105 for a years
ervices appears to have mistaken his
,ocation. He Should be a trust com
ANY receiver.-New York World.
New York policemen r studying
oreign languages. Now if the IL" and
guards would only learn to
peak English, the world would seem a
title brighter.-New York Herald.
interpreters at Ellis Island cannot dis
over the nationality of a new arrival,
rho talks a language they heard
efore. Has a baseball enthusiast tried
o hold v with the stranger?-
chicago News.
DR.. Henry T. Stedman, of the Har-
ard Medical School, insists that in
anity is not increasing and explains
hat there are more mental conditions
oday than formerly that are consid-
red insanity" So it seems.-Spring-
Ield Union.
Secretary Cortelyou estimates that
he money boarded in the October-No-
ember panic amounts to $296,12 400
bout one-tenth Of the total circulation.
IN the average, then, nine bank depos-
tors out of ten kept their heads in the
ecent crisis.-New York Tribune.
1t is a little hard upon sentimental
SITS that the first thing said by the res
,ued miners who had been buried for
Is days was, "Give us a chew of tobac-
No vaudeville offers for them
Inquirer.
During the two decades in wich
General Coxey has been leading the
.rny OF the unemployed, it was the de-
serters who got the jobs. But, like all
God and great men, he knows enough
= . II - L.
them.-St. Louis Republic.