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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
FATHER HAD DONE HIS BEST,
Boys Training All Right, but He
Seemed to Be Unlucky.

The colored boy was up in the chill
dren's court for the fifth time on
charges of chicken stealing. This time
the magistrate decided to appeal to
the boys father.
Now, see here. Abe" said he to the
old darby, this boy of yours has been
up in court so many times for stealing
chickens that I'm sick of seeing him
here!"
"Ah don blame you, sah," returned
the father; abs sick OBJ SEEM m hyah
too"
Then why don't you teach him how
to act? Show him the right way and
he won't be coming here!"
"Ah has showed i'm de right way,
sab" declared the old mar earnestly;
"ah has suttenly showed i'm de right
way, but he somehow keep gittin'
caught comm way wild dose chick
ens!"-Woman's Home Companion.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
Are You Glad?

I was glad when they said unto
me, let US go into the house OF the
Lord. You will be glad after you
have spent a Sabbath and enjoyed
a prayer meeting in the Courts of
the Methodist church and have
shaken hands with the members
once more. Subject for Sunday
at ii q. M, Goods Way of Con-
quest;''for 1880 p. m.,"The Crown
ing Grace of Character. 1.-THE Sun
day School and League service
are for your children and for
you. Come next Sabbath. Come
every Sabbath. Remember the
latch string is on the weather
side at the Methodist church.
H. D. THOMPSON, Pastor.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
Guess David Would,

Four-year-old Joe is very fond Of
Bible stories, and evidently follows
the example Of his bestowed hero es
to meditation "in the night watches"
He Weakened his mother one night,
after midnight, with the question
Mamma, where is David now?"
In heaYen, I guess, Joe."
"Win I 30 to heaven when I die?"
II hope SO, Joe."
Mamma" the little voice was very
eager now, do you s'pose when l get
there David will just let me hold his
sling-shot a little while?"-Delineator.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
could,t Keen Track Of Them.

Martin Littleton is one Of a family
OF 10 children, SO they say, born to q
heritage Of poverty aud pluck. When
he was a small lad aown in Texas he
fell into the creek one day and Mi
chael, the next youngster brother, ran
whimpering to Littleton, the elder:
dad! Dad! Martin is drowning!"
Martin! Martini" repeated the "a
Their Of 10. Then he turned obviously
to his wife.
MORA" he inquired anxiously, "have
We a Martin ?"-Denver News.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
Benefit of Churches

The firm of Miller & Worley
has again offered the churches a
percent on the sales by two clerks
from each church beginning Mon
day Nov. 9th and continuing un-
til Nov. ia.
The Baptist church has selected
Misses Alva Gilliland and Title
Davis, who solicit the patronage
of all the Baptists in the city and
community.
Miss Clarice Johnson will rep
resent the Methodist church at MIR.
Worley's Store next week.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
The Woman Who CANDLES.

Moralists say that the emotion of
gaming makes women ugly. It is not
necessary to take the word of the
moralists for that. Gaming does not
make women ugly; it unmasks them.
and 1t is OF that that they must be
warned. 1t is natural enough, since
they play passionately, and in playing
thhey forget the world and their faces.
So much the worse for those who do
as Jezebel. Jean Lorrain has left ter
rtble pictures of old painted faces the
natural condition of which is revealed
by the excitement Of play.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
Advertised Letters.

Following is a list of letters re-
naming unclaimed in the post
Office at Montgomery City, Mo
Oct. 81, 1908, and if not called OF
within two weeks will be sent 10
the dead letter office:
Mary E. Franklin; Mrs. Rosa
Green; John Wilson, Real Estate
Agent; Adolph Zuines; B. L.
Swartz.
G. E. NUNS, p. M. !
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
Met Their Fate.

AS the echo Of the changing bell died
away, the man in somber garb arose
to his feet.
care you ready| he asked.
II am" answered his companion in
. firm tone, as he, too, stood up.
"Then come. The worst will soon
be over"
Closing the door behind them, they
descended the stairs and entered the
dining.room Of their boarding house.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
Flaures That Lie.

skeptick-Well, then If your oil COM
pany is SO prosperous and straight
what have its earnings been?
B~oomer-Well--er-I can tell you
In round numbers
Skeptick-Well, then, II your oil
company let the numbers ba square,
II you can,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06

j. M. Huffstuttler, maker of
high grade umbrellas and parasols
will be in Montgomery City,
Tuesday November 3 to make
new umbrellas and repair old ones.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
Her Fate,

Tess-You'l be all right II you can
only cook. You know, they say the
best way to reach a mans heart. is
through his stomach.
Jess OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, 1t will
just be my luck to reach It with heart.
burn or some other phase Of dyspep.
STA.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06

FOR SALE-A few high grade,
black Langshang cockrels. None
better. Address,
j. R. GOODMAN,
Montgomery City, Mo.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-11-06
Extensive Either Wax.

+ poor Tom, it cost him a terrible lot
to give up his sweetheart"
Then, why did he?"
Because 1t would have cost him q
great deal lore II he hadn't."-Bos-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-15
Corset Covers

Also the New Dressing Sacques and
kimonos of batiste and lawn, -
in white and spring-like COL AAC 4.
ors. Usually SOC.
Princess Slips. of fine lawn, lace
Pink :, s.,5 blue and white. ST. 90
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-15
New Belts

If you pick one of the Gold and
Silver Embroidered Belts, or one of the
imported Leather Novel;
ties. the price can't be d. IN
less than soc and can be 9I.SW
as much as.
White Belts, so daintily embrold-
cred and trimmed with pearl en-
buckles. so perfect that youth SyG
think 81 a low price. ........
White Webbing Belts. plain and en-
hro;dered in colors. Note that
nc ave1et holes are REINFORCED ~
and the buckle French gilt. We
Now the price.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-15
Silk Gloves

The creme de la creme are the ne'
Embroidered Silk Gloves.
16-button length. They On <T
are spring poems of the SZ.OS
most witching kind.
Silk Gloves. 16-button length. in eN
cry best shade, are here from tn
worlds best makers.
Prices cor usual $1.2a to d. 4 s(
S175 Gloves are csc, ~ .OV
S1oJ and. .................
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-15
New Hose
Underwear

The Glove-fitting. Swiss-rib- 90
bed Vests, lace trimmed. II nc
Standard &c garments. ..
Ladies' and Children's Best
Hand finished "Merode"
Union Suits, etc, Toe quality MVDN
DIT only.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-15

The New Long 16-button Velvet-fin-
ish Chamois Gloves will be fitted by
our experts with pride O. IN
and pleasure. And you - Nv
need not pay the usual So
The New Chamois Gauntlet Gloves
are daintiest OF all the new gauntlets.
The supply will not equal the demand
n fSs 1sls iste Royal snd er wts 1 22
knowing thing or two.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-15
New NeckWear

Choice of thousands of new pieces
at half dollar. The latest moment
Gibson" Stock and Merry Widow
Bow Is. of course, here: SO 90
are dainty Jabots of lace and SVVC
net, with bow attached. ........
The New Crochet Silk Four-in-h hand
Ties have to be here. Plain colorS
and stripes, the best variety 49,
in town. Note the Palais AlAIC
Royal price.
The quality usually retailed at &c
is of Numbered linen, in -
plain colors and stripes. Here DC
at only.
The New Three-ply Linen Collars.
white, plain .colors. stripes, Ns
polka dots. daintily embroid- ZSC
cred and worth 35c, at only.
Silk=lisle Gloves
Looking like silk and wear
ing better. are here in 16-but- o
ton lengths. in all colors. at MIC
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-15

b,OOO stock of Suits, Costumes and
by, when 10 per cent discount was the
ton to call was responded to by many
patrons in office" Protests were
included pay day." and the promise
ms" should be offered for Monday and
Pnce with this promise the Souvenir
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-15
She'll Combs

Fashion has made much change in
the arrangement of the hair-and the
Carved Italian Combs, light
in weight, but classic, are the d
outcome. Here at SOC. grad ~ IN
ually rising to...............~
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
FOREST FIRES .
Several Wisconsin Towns Are Threat.
ened by the Flames.

Ladysmith, Wis, Sept. tS.-Forest
i'res, which have been burning apas-
medically west sof the oity for ten
days, became threatening this sfser-'
noon and the fire department and 100
volunteers went out to combat With
tho flames.
Back fires were set and buildings
and other indammable material was
wet down from tho citytmsins all
along tho western limits OF the town.
A west wind drove tho flames TO-
ward the oity, but this wind has
greatly moderated and the danger 10
believed to be nearly passed.
Firos Still Burn Flercsly.
Couderay; Wis, Sept t1e.-Ths for
est flres, which have been raging esst
and northeast Of here, are still burn
ing Aercely. All the buildings but
the house, on the Edwards farm near
here have been burned. About
2oo, 900 feet Of logs belonging TO Q. O.
Whited and much standing green
timber has also Dbesna Destroyed BY
the dres.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
FLEET SAILS FROM AUSTRALIA.
Manila Will Be the Next Stopping
Place Of American RattIeshIps.

Albany, Western Australia. Sept. -.
The American Atlantic fleet, under
the command of Rear Admiral Sperry.
left here at i've o'clock Friday after
noon for Manila, $500 miles away,
where it is due to arrive October 2 or
g. The flagship Connecticut did not
leave with the other vessels, but she
departed at midnight, and overlook
the rest Of the deet Saturday. She
was delayed by coaling. The heet 10
making nine knots an hour.
The delay Of one day here was
caused by the unreliability Of the char
tered Golfers, q circumstance which in
war time might be attended with most
serious results.
Rear Admiral Sperry has dispatched
message to Alfred Deakin, the pre-
mier of the commonwealth, in reply to
the communication sent by the pre-
mier Thursday wishing the American
visitors godspeed on the continuance
Of their voyage to home waters.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
DROPPED DEAD
Wisconsin Priest Succumbs to Fatal
Malady During Mass.

Berlin, Wis, Sept. 22.-Dying on
his sixty-fouth birthday anniversary
and at the altar were he had ofaciated
for the last twentythree years, was
the fate allotted Rev. Father January
Czarnowski, who passed away after
saying the early mass. He had been
troubled with tuberculosis for several
years and was subject to hemorrhages.
While saying the early mass, he felt
an attack coming on and was about to
remove his surplice before leaving
the altar when he was seized and fell
to the floor.
Members of the congregation, in
CONSERVATION, rushed up the altar
steps, but when they reached him
their pastor had died. He had only
recently secured leave of absence
for year and was about to go on his
vacation.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
ACCUSED OFFICER KILLS SELF.
Maior-GeneraI Lizard Commits Suicide
Because Of Charge.

wateringbury, Eng. Sept. 1s.-Maj.
Gen. Charles Edward Luard, re-
tired, whose wife was mysteriously
murdered near London August ~.
committed suicide Friday by throwing
himself in front Of railroad train.
His body was found later close to
railroad crossing not far from Water
ingbury.
Gen. Luard had been 4 guest of Col.
Charles Edward Warde, NJ. r., at Tes-
ton. He left the house Friday and.
going directly to the railroad, threw
himself in front Of an oncoming train.
Col. Warde found letter from Gen.
Luard saying his body would be found
under the train. He explained that
such awful accusations had been made
against him that he could no longer
stand the strain. The general had re-
ceived letters accusing him with hav-
ing murdered his wife.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
SHEEP SLASH PRIEST z
THAT As POLICE THEORY or A
VICIOUS ATTACK.
Rev. John TomaszewskI Badly Wound.
cd as He Sits In His Chicago
Rectory.

Chicago. Sept. 19.-Police investiga.
ton Of an attack in which the Rev.
John Thomaszewski was wounded
as he sat in his rectory ut the
All Saints Independent Catholic
church at Lubect street, dis
closed that the congregation is rent
by dissensions, which are believed by
the police to have precipitated the as
sault. The failure Of the clergyman to
identify his assailant has complicated
the case. Threats, it Is said, had been
made grecently against him BY dis
gruntled members of the congregation,
and these are now being investigated
by the police
The attack occurred as Father Tom
aszewski was sitting at the table in
the rectory. A man wearing black
whiskers, which are believed to have
been false, entered the room, struck
the priest on the head with some
blunt object and then slashed him
twice with a knife or some other
sharp instrument, leaving his victim
faint and bleeding. Mrs. Anna Slom-
inski, the housekeeper Of the rectory,
discovered the clergyman and gave
an alarm that brought the people Of
the entire neighborhood to the church
premises.
I DR.. c. w. Cassidy, 1881 North Robey
street, who attended the wounded
clergyman, said Friday that his in1ur-
les are not dangerous.
There has been considerable contro-
versy recently between the clergyman
who was assaulted and some Of the
parishioners over financial questions,
and also over the management Of the
st. Anthony Independent Catholic
hospital. The founding Of st. Ber-
nard's hospital and old peoples home
as an independent institution by Or.
Anthony Edward Malachowski, for
mer teacher at the All Saints 1nde,
pendent church school, caused fur
ther friction.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
NEoRo;HoLp uPs1
One Suspects Arrested. The othsr
Surrounded,

Wadena, Mimi, Sept. Zone
negro suspect, in connection withta
hold-up and fatal shooting here early
yesterday. was arrested1 1st New York
Mills, and another 10 surrounded ID
the woods near the village. Q He kept
the posse back with q drawn revolver
but it is believed that his arrest will
soon be effected. q
A party of harvest hands returning
from South Dakota in . box car were
held up by two negroes andestwhite
man who entered the car.
One man from Iowa, whose son re-
eisted the desperadoes, WAS shot twice
in the arm and abdomen by one OF
the negroes. He is at Staples NOR
tally wounded.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
ROOSEVELT vs..
SENATOR FORAKER.
THE PRESIDENT ISSUES STATE
MENT SHOWING ATTITUDE
OF OHIO SENATOR.
Shows That Mr.. Taft Had No Wish
to be Aligned With Mr.. Foraker
and Vetoed Proposal for Joint In
dorsement.

Oyster Bay, Sept. 22.-Late yester-
day Secretary Loeb gave to repre-.
sentatives of the press a formal
statement by the president which
was called forth by the recent ex-
changes between William R. Hearst
and Senator Foraker of Ohio.
MIR. Hearst in public utterances had
accused the senator of relations with
the Standard Oil company inconsist-
ont with his duties as senator and
his attitude as representative of the
Republican policies and professions.
In to-day's statement President
Roosevelt makes another appeal for
the support of Mr.. Taft and declares
that his defeat would bring 'lasting
satisfaction to but one set of men,
namely, to those men who, as shown
in the correspondence published by
Mr.. Hearst, were behind Mr.. Foraker,
the opponent of Mr.. Taft, within his
own party, and who now are behind
Gov. Haskell and his associates, the
opponents of Judge Taft in the oppo-
site party.'
The statement embodies a letter
written by Mr.. Taft to friend in
Ohio on July 20, 1907, in which the
present Republican candidate for the
presidency refused to acquiesce in
the plan of the Ohio state central
committee to indorse Mr.. Taft for
the presidency and Mr.. Foraker for
reelection to the senate in a single
resolution.
The president points out that Mr..
Taft'a attitude has always been di-
rectly opposed to that charged
against Senator Foraker by Mr..
Hearst regarding the moneyed inter-
ests.
The president cites the Brownsville
affair as a case where the agitation
was a phase of the effort "by the re-
presentatives of certain law-defying
corporations to bring discredit upon
the administration" It was, he says,
in large part. mot genuine agita-
ton on behalf of colored men at all.''
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
.fIRES=='AGAA.
BREAK. forth
FOREST FIRES sTlN NORTHERN
WISCONSIN MAKE HUNDREDS !.
HoMELEo0.
oagen and Woodboro are Destroyed.
Villages on tho 500 Lins. rRazsd
and Residents FIsck 10 lmpsriIsd
RhInelander.

Rhinslander, Wis, Sept. n. The
towns of. Woodboro and Gagen were
wiped out by forest fires early yester-
day. Both were prosperous lumber
towns on the 500 railroad.
Grave fears are entertained for the
safety of the refugees Of Woodborc.
They started for Rhinelander but
have not reached here. It IL feared.
they may have been hemmsd in by
the flames.
The fre started in the woods Sum-
day morning and quickly reached Ga;
gen and Woodboro. Men, women
and children fought valiently to save
their homes, but without avail.
Gagen and w oodboron - each L had
about 1900 residents and nearly all
are homeless Burned out Of their
homes, the people began deeing from
the fire, which grew more dangerous
with each minute.
Women. carrying children In thslr
arms and mon and boys with packs
on their backs ran toward Rhineland-
or, many falling prostrato In tho hea6,
only to be helped,uoa hy stronger
refugeea:at-
Nearly all of those burned rout st
Gagen reached Rhine elandar last night
and are being cared for. But few, ol
the Woodboro people are here. and
It is not known what has obeoome Of
all Of them.
The fire is . fresh one q, and not q
continuation OF tho 61os which, did %
much damage last week., Whom the
blaze started the wind was from the
west and it was feared Rhinelands1
with its homes of 1000 persons, WA
doomed also, but q change in the d.
rection Of the wind probably Asl
saved the city.
| Hawkins, Wis, Sept. 11.-The for
est fires which had been smolderine
for the past several wepks suddenly
sprang4 into life yesterday and d
stroyod North Fork, twelve nals'
east of hero.
The mill Of tho North Fork Lumbe,
company, lumber yards and. ofaes
buildings, owned by Twin City people
were burned.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
Aid For tho Explorer.

"Peary," said geographer of Chica-
20, never started on one of his explor-
ing expeditions without receiving by
mail and express all sorts of packages
from cranks-cowhide underwear. tea
tablets, medicated boots and what not
"Peary once told me that George Ade
a few days before the start of one trip
wired him to expect an important pack
age by express.
"The package came. 1t was labeled:
9 ,""To be opened at the farthest point
north
r"Peary opened it at once, however.
It was a small keg. inscribed:
.'AXlc geese ior ,.ir i,o'e.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
BAD ACCIDENT
Fell Into Incinerator; Duluth Man
Will Die.

Duluth, Mimi, Sept. 22.-Pat Tier
ney, a teamster for the Zenith Paper
company, fell into the city garbage
incinerator and before he could be
rescued was so terribly burned that
he will doubtless die.
Tierney was dumping load of pa
per into the incinerator. The box on
MS wagon slipped off and Tierney
I I'll into the furnace with his load of
refuse. Before he could be pulled
out his clothes were burned from his
bsdY.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24

Argues That Christ Was an Aryan.
Oxford, England, Sept. 1s.-The In
ternational Congress of the History Of
Religions was aroused to q high pitch
Of excitement Thursday by paper
presented by Prof Paul Haupt Of
Johns Hopkins university, Baltimore.
In which he endeavored to demon
etrate by process of chronological
reasoning that Christ was not Jew,
but an Aryan.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
Will Return to Husband.

London, Sept. 21.-The Duchess of
Marlborough, formerly Consuela Van
derbilt of New York, has decided to
return to her husband her chill
dren's sake-according to statements
of confidential friends, and the news
that the famous and beautiful duchess
will return to her husband with her
SIC, 900, 900 fortune caused great sur
prise.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
Fate Drives to Suicide.

- Lisbon, N. D., Sept. 1s.-Abe john.
son, sixty years old, an old settler
committed suicide by shooting him
self. He was temporarily cderanged
by grief caused by the death Of his
wife III an insane asylum few years
since and the burning TO death Of his
son William in the times (AilAn.) FIR
on Feb. "a last.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
Her Sole Client.

Fresno, GAL, Sept. 22.-The arrest
of Margaret Walder, a young woman
who recently came from Minnesota,
on q charge of using the mails to de-
fraud, is aaid to be due to the alleged
conducting of a matrimonial agency
with herself rs t,.e sslr ale client
and attraction.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-24
BID Conference Held.

st. Paul, Mimi, Sept. 1s.-The
twenty-ninth annual conference Of the
Norwegian-Danish Methodist church
was held here. This conference COW
ers the states of Minnesota. Wiscon-
sin, Illinois. Michigan, North and
South Dakota. Nebraska and Kansas,
e.: is the governing body for 70
churches.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-10-27
MINES, MINING and the MARKETS

change,' remarked a well-informed op- orator. That comment goes far to ex- plain the strong opposition to Hughes in important financial circles.--New York correspondent Boston News Blu reau.
 It is evident that the demand for cop per is increasing and that after the election a general buying movement will bring much higher prices for it..
 Hence the outlook for the copper shares is bright and holders have only to wait few weeks more before the condition of the metal trade will bring them a better market.
 An indication of the increasing con. idence which the great smelting inter. ests of the west and southwest have in the immed ate future of international metal markets is shown by the numer' ous orders placed this week for coke shipments to cover increased require ments for the coming spring. During last summer about all the important smeltcrs placed contracts for what they supposed would be enough coke to gc through years consumption. As con ditions point to active metal markets several months hence, much more coke is being ordered to go upon outstanding specifications with fuel interests.