davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Milford chronicle., 1908-10-16
"A Sweet Potatoes Fill Basket.

James H. Butler, Of near town, left
3 basket Of the largest sweet potatoes,
az this office, that has been seen In this
section. IA Of the potatoes filling the
peach basket, the largest potato
measuring IA inches in circumference
sBd II inches in length.
Milford chronicle., 1908-10-16
RepubIIcan MeetIne Saturdar.

This Saturday afternoon and evening
q great mass meeting Of Republicans
from the Milford and Cedar Creek dis.
triets will be held in front Of the Natl.
enal Hotel, North Milford, at which
speakers Of prominence will take part
Milford chronicle., 1908-10-16

Mrs. James Fowler, Of Milton, left at
this office pear which weighed Id.
6 OF. 1t was perfect in formation and
Of the Keiffer variety.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1908-06-20
Personal
and
Otherwise
LocdI Mention

The Mining News 81 a year.
If you have any packing see
Joe SchWOrer.
o. G. Lapp has been la the dis
triet since Sunday
q. ID. kinny Of Che butte-Oro-
grande company, lett Tuesday ON
q business trip Of tWo weeks out.
side.
Word comes from Stlles thai
work Will be started on the ono.
srande road Hlthln tAe nesi fe8
QHss
! have good pack tain pnd
500 pack minors supplies ano
provisions "a any part NJ tle ole.
lrle j0l scHn0Rif
Anybody NmiInF sNHFlH1le.
fof fae Fourth sl0l|d order ~.
foe SUNDAY A 4 leHFe sunday
msnlnF ~ huim NN| fl
lae| JH0e GA iu ffhHelef
iNe naekW
heN THURSDAY lhe school
CLOSES ~ i|N flHNm vacation
... Ia ....I LA
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1908-06-20

lslk city Mining News q year
for 81.
Mrs. George Chambers left BASE
Friday ior Lewiston.
John Nassau lefl Monday on
a business trlp "a fp0|Hne
~ A. Lang faH moved lnto hIf
neY cabin op DAY. Homestead lasi
l.llaU
l)r n Al fMnnIek arrived
bono Nondey n0m q lfol.a
fanal ea|I NeU ioliQNH0a0
fanb 49, y eulfmaf fhe
laa0WeN' WN0N.f 0|i Minor "a.
llq0 AZ i|N flll a'ee oi iAe build
l09
l'Qan AN i0e AN llH.Nf ~
pHN M IHlf fspN NJ l4.ale ai
iI4t|l'f ldHN0 NaW l'0'oua0 o0
lsN fAs'llelpn Idaho 4 Nen
iNH la'IfaH
af HNd AiN a, 4 DfN0naN ol
fiANNf.l.N hNn N l.lI f'l. q
lfH N4H ENNNNf NII'0 n4aNa
Az Es|NH Nfa NJ lI.I NlH
lFuINN HlfNl
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1908-06-20

John Barbour left Tuesday on
a business trip to Lewiston.
Mining News has received
from Congressman Burton i.
French a fine picture of the capt.
tol building in Washington, taken
since the two wings were added.
A ferry is being put on the
river at Suites, to play the part
Of the bridge that was taken out
by the high water two weeks
ago. A new bridge will be put
in at once.
Fred Shissler arrived Monday
from the outside with twenty
head Of beef cattle for the new
market he will open soon. The
new building for the market will
be completed about Saturday and
business will begin then.
1 have opened a bakery
and lunch room IN the Whit
aker building, and am ready
for business in ny line. All
kinds Of pastry for sale and hot
lunches and coffee. WALTER
MURPHY
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1908-06-20
A. s. HARDY,

A. s. HARDY,
Attorney az Law
Office oyer Frs National Bank.
Practice in AN courts. Min
inF and Corporation Law
and general practice.
Grangeyille, Idaho
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Can at the s. D. simona Music store
third door north Of post Office and see
our new stock Of pianos, You can
buy one Of these pianos. II bought at
once, very cheap for cash, Or on easy
payments. S-2S9t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Bussong and Shilling have an up-to-
ate cleaning and repairing establish
ment under the Daily Express Office.
They do arst-class work. Try them.
d #
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

If you want to plant trees, get good
mes, trees that are accIimated here.
The Chickasba Nursery win supply
ust what you want. Phone 479 dti
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Fancy McAlester lump $500 a ton,
delivered. Phone 7S9. ehickasha
Wood and Coal company. s-26-12t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

For coal. feed ana seed see Sims
& Arnold. lth and Kansas Phone
sAs. i-25.f
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

If you have an ice cream freezer be-
onging to the owl Drug store, please
,otify them. S-e-tf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

III South Second. s-8o-6t at
DR.. L. E. Emanuel is spendin few G.
days in Guthrie on business. bust
The big electric sign tells the story Y
ct Meals good meats Phone 14o ct 3
the faets-that is, the meat. 8-2S-lmo
Miss Kate Robinson is reported quito hote
III today
Prof. Bernell win give semimas- y
querade ball at Convention hall Tues oou
day evening, March ST. 3-27-4t
M
E. p Thompson Of Pocasset is in 4
Chickasha on business today a
Tue
There viii be a semi-masquerads Fur
ball at Convention hall on Tuesday
evening, March 81. S-z7-4t B
visi
NJ. M. Terry Of Bradley was a bust
ness visitor in the city yesterday s
yisi
None better than Meals" meats
lard and seasonable goods Phone q
lllC and see how true this is. 3-2S-tmo Son
L. L. Bryan left this morning for q Il
short business visit in Laverty. trir
~
We have a full line Of Heinz ~ a
varieties Of pickles, preserves, ETC. Son
TAT Devores. Phone 2s. S-S1-5t
Miss Lottie Newer returned home nvt
yesterday afternoon after a pleasant me-
visit in Oklahoma city, len
mis-
For money to loan on first class
city property, see A. 1. Mordt & Co A
Phone 252. S-SO-St ing
Spring styles in Walkoyer shoes and er
oxfords at Bryan's S-25-l2t ash
Mr.. and Mrs. J. NJ. Lapham and Miss A
Blanche Lapham Of Cement are trad. Ka
ing in Chickasha today. Ho
Wis
Try one month buying your groceries SOC
at DeVores and see how well you will
be pleased, Phone 2S. 3-31-5t
of
Everyone is welcome with or with j..
cut masks at the ball at Convention 81,
hall Tuesday evening, Mch. 81. S27-4t III
sci
John Monroe returned this morning ~
from short business visit in Elk
City
Spring styles in Walkover shoes and .
oxfords at Bryans 8-25-12t =
Let US figure on your bill. David =
son & Chase Lumber Co. e. H. y
Murphy, Mgr S.l7-tf =
Miss Norma Ingle of Norman is in =
Chickasha for few days visit with y
friends =
Kreitz 6 speicker, Funeral Direc- 3
tors, Phone SAB. LIST z
Vincent will demonstrate typography =
and wood carving under the auspices q
Of the women's St. Luke's guild, three y
days only s-so-2t 3
&
Mrs. J. H. Larrabee has returned to y
her home in New Mexico after an ex-
tended business visit in Chiekasha. =
Don't wait to buy a piano, but buy Z
now while you can get one cheap at g
the S. D. simons Music store, third =
door north of post office. S-2S-St .
George Petty has returned home y
from Purcell, where he was called on !
legal business. &
Remembers the art sale at the =
Chickasha Furniture store today Tues y
day and Wednesday s-So-2t y
We are agents for the famous Fern =
dell coffee, tea and spices. DeVore 8, =
Phone 2g 3-31-5t z
Miss Orah Dawson has accepted the =
position OF stenographer in real es Z
tate Office at Hastings and ocmmencet <
work yesterday morning
Satisfaction guaranteed is a by ).
word at Meals Meat market Phone 4
14O and get the goods with the guar y
antee. 9-2s-1mo
d. Jelk left Chickasha this morn. q
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

The S. d. simons Music company Of
this city has just bought one thousand
assortments Of sheet music. Please
call and see our up to GATE and latesr
music. It viii be in by the llst Of
this week. $685.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

John T Butcher, formerly principal
of the Chickasha high school will
graduate this spring from the uniyer-
sity of Kansas. He has been offered
the principalship OF the County High
school at Klamath Falls, Ore, for nexz
yeae, with a salary Of 81 800.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Kreitz & speicker, Funeral Direc-
tors, Phone 54S. 1-1Sh
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Born to DR.. and Mrs. A. B. Leeds
last Thursday, a girl, christened Vir-
ginia.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Mrs, George Francis, Of Fort Scott,
Kan, who is the guest of Mrs. J. A.
Houle Of this city, was an out OF town
visitor al the Pythian Sisters poverty
social last night.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Our motto is cleanliness, quality and
prompt delivery service, Devore's,
phone 2S. S-S-5t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Mrs. Martin Coryell left this morn
ing for Kansas, and expects to be ac-
home by DR. Coryelps faith
or, who will make his home in Chick
asha
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

satisfaction guaranteed is by
word at Meals Meat market Phone
14O and get the goods with the guar
antee 3-2S-1mo
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Miss Orah Dawson has accepted the
position OF stenographer in a real es
tate Office at Hastings and ocmmence1
work yesterday morning
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

I'D. Jalk left Chickasha this morn
ing for trip through Texas and New
Mexico looking for a location for
moving picture show.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Mrs. J. H. Larrabee has returned to
her home in New Mexico after an ex-
tended business visit in Chickasha.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

The Young Ladies' guild Of the Pres
Dyterian church viii give an entertain
ment this evening, at which an excel
lent program will be presented. Ad-
mission 10 cents.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

We are agents for the famous Fern
dell coffee, tea and spices. Devore 8
Phone 2S S-31-5t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Don't wait to buy a piano, but buy
now while you can get one cheap at
the S. D. Slmons Music store, third
door north of post office. S-2S-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Try one month buying your groceries
at DeVore's and see how well you will
be pleased Phone 2S. 3-3l-5t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

George Petty has returned home
from Purcell, where he was called on
legal business.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

yers Your spring suit is waiting for you
st at Bryans 8-25l2t
few G. B. Barnes is in from Bradley on
business today
story Your spring suit is waiting for you
at Bryans. S-25-12t
limo
J. H. Story, proprietor Of the Story
quite hotel at Elk city is in the city today
mas. Qauil corn at Geo K. Powers, iii
rues South Second. s-80-6t
27-4t
Miss Mildred Moore has returned
= = from few days visit in Anadarko-
Art sale by Vincent, artist, Monda5
Tuesday and Wednesday, at Chickasha
Grade Furniture store 3.gO.9f
isday
-S'-4' Buele Harpold has returned from
visit in Lindale, Tex
S. J. Fuller Of Marrow is a business
visitor in Chickasha today.
lcats,
none Quail hominy, at Geo. X Powers, Ill
'-ii'o South Second. 3-3O-6t
ioi H, L. Westphal I1ade a business
trip to Norge today
r Quail coffee at Geo X Powers, III
e'o' South Second S-3O-6t
The Young Ladies' guild Of the Pres
io''ie Dyterian church will give an entertain
'ss"' ment this evening" at which an excel
lent program will be presented. Ad-
mission 10 cents
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Vincent will demonstrate typography
and wood carving under the auspices
of the women's st. Luke's guild, three
days only. S-So-2t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Mr.. and Mrs J. NJ. Lapham and Miss
Blanche Lapham Of Cement are trad
ing in Chickasha today
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-03-31

Everyone is welcome with or with
cut masks at the ball at Convention
hall Tuesday evening, Mch 81. S-27-4t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

lie was an Englishman. taking o trip
on u Welsh excursion steamboat. aud
d" was watching group ~ Welsh cnI
Hers mfkiuR with on. another when
they suddenly seized one Uf their com.
pdnions mud swung him 10 aud frD
III" YlctIln shrlck"d IN terror as the
ringlehd.r shouted
Now, boys. overheard with I'm"
So real was the horror Of IL" collier
that III" EngIlshmnn Jumpcd up and
ihterfcrcd successfully. The collier
picked himself up and backed to safe
seat next the EHglishmun. who strruly
reprovcd him Tor utt"ring such nerve
shattcrlng cries
1T was only joke. aud you must
have known IT," hc sald.
The collier wiped his forehead
'iss. | know"i famous II wnss n
Joke" he rctort"i. AN thnt's why did
scr.ech blu" murriurr. IN don't know
the boys. surr Tn" joIs" with them
wasa 10 chuck mr overheard. Thank
eu Kindly fprr st0ppin' '"in"-l'car.
sons Weekly
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20
The Amenities Of Oystars.

One OF the most profound rcmarks
iver made by that profound phiIoso
ph"r Thnckcray. was when he passed
twO tubs Of oysters side by side, and he
,nw one was labeled Us n dozen" and
~" other "ls. ID dozen" lie ex.
clnimcd, How thOs" oysters must
hate each oth"rH
Well. ""v"n an oyster may b" crossed
In love" and William Dean iiDwclls
hns another tale 10 tell nnrmt the psy.
cholDgy Of the oyster ~ one Of the
little suppcrs that the poet Longrcllow
gave 10 the brilliant Cambridge circle
james Russell Lowell paused with the
pepper box poised above his plate Of
oysters 10 Say whlmsIcnlly. IT'S M
tonlshing how 'hos" fellows love pep
per"
Dear mo- YOu don't say so"' cjhcu.
lated nice" prOsy old gentleman who
used 10 sleep through the suppcrs. The
temptation was too strong 10 DE resist.
ed. and Lowell was fairly launched
into an account ~ how u red pepper
accidentally dropped into basket Of
oysters had been drawn out with half
dozen Of III" bivnlves Clinging 10 Il
when III" ever gentle LongrellOw inter.
posed 10 sav" his matter OF fact old
friend
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20
\nInE iOn PUBLICATION


Nui coal Land
Department of the Interior. T. \.
Lana ono" At LHk"Nl"w, Oregon
August q. 1905.
N"'i'r iH hereby given thn, Ger
uud" I IIrlIcmnn. Of klamath rnlls.
Oregon, who. on May %. 1905. made
Timber hnd Stone Application, No.
ilhA, ,S"rIhl 40. O2h3J. for " a HcL
Section 1T. 3s =. u. 10 D.. W.M.
hHa hI"d motto" of intention to make
hnnl proof. to establish claim To- III.
land nbUY" d"Hcrlb"d. b"ior" County
Il'rk, klamath 60. at his once. at
klamath Falls. Oregon. on the 18th
dnN nf October. 1908.
Claimant names as wl,nc.arE.
Augusta Hayden. ". " Mend.
"nhhll. VIM II"ilcmnn. u. b.. Hayden,
rll ~ klamath Falls. Oregon.
J y WATSON,
ln.lO.il Register.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

u, y. Land once, Lakoyicw. Ora.
S"h, July 10. 1908.
N"iIc" In hereby given Tim, ,ho
7'"'' ri Oregon has nl.d ia thla OF.
"'' us applications under tho pro.
N''l"hh ot III" act OF Conyr.sn ol
August ~, ISiS. nnh tho acts sun.
p'"III"iI'ni nnd nn"ndnlory ,hcrc,o
'"' u" following d"scrlbcd lands, to.
wit
hlnt No Osb. Tor nou uswn. scc
ana u" hn"h. Bee. ., T, ~ a.
" - T.. ". N.
Lln' No. OhG. for awh ncL. goc.
l. y - H.. H. ~ T.. ". N.
Anl aud all persons claiming nd.
'"fH"ly the lands described. or dcslr.
ihg to object because of III, mineral
'hhih''"r of III" lnnd. or for any
"'h"i r"hh"hH. To the dlspoBnI 10 ap.
pl''hht. should file their ni,idnyl,g of
prot"nt In this oiicc. on or bofor. tho
~ day ut September. 1903.
! y WATSON.
+' ~ Register.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20
a.,o,.,, 4. elizabeth, Time.

In Queen Ell.abeth's time the first
course of n banquet IL given as wheat
Ell nummery. stswei broth or spinach
broth. or sfnallGgr. Cruel or hotch pot.
The second consisted OF Dish. among
which are lainl,'cys. poor John. stock
nsh and stgrgr. u. with side dishes OF
porpolse. The u,lrd course comprised
QusLlng puddlns-. black puddlngs. bag
puddings. white puddlugs and marrow
puddings. TheL came veal, beef. ca.
pons. humble pie mutton. marrow pas
ties. Scotch coiops. Wild fowl and
game. In the hsth course all kinds OF
sweets. creams III all their varieties,
custards. cheese cakes, Jellies. warden
pies. suckets. sii:ibubs and so on. to
be followed perhaps by white cheese
and tansy cake: tor drinks. ale. beer,
wine. sack anS numerous varieties Of
mead or mcthesiIn.-New York Trib-
une
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20
Identified.

Although straws usually tell which
way th" wind blows, occasionally even
the proy"rbIal straw proves mlslend.
Ing
Previously 10 entering the railroad
yards an ahlebodicd loafcr picked up
n small. gllttcrlng object from the side.
walk and. without examining Il very
closely. pinned II 10 his coat Three
minutes later he colllded with slowly
moving freight train. was hurled
against post and picked up insens,.
Bile.
The train dispatcher. notified by tele.
phone, called up Patrick Doyle. the
yardmHstcr's assistant. and said:
You'd better search his pockets.
Doyle. Find out who he Is. notify his
friends aud report To me"
4 few moments later the report came
There's not line OF writing on
him" said Patrick but we've idcnti.
lied him by the badge on bis coat He's
a Lady Macrnbee."- Exchange
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

Most everybody uses chamols, and
everybody imaglprs II comes from the
graceful goats OF the Swiss Alps. but
II doesn't. II r~slly halls from the
cayernous depths of tanneries OF Pea.
body, in New England, Peabody tan.
ners make beautiful feathers OF sheep
pelts. The chamo.s maker Is II magi.
clan OF the leathe, trade. To his door
he draws sheepsh!ns from the great
ranches OF Mon,ana or their possible
future rivals on the plains Of Siberia,
the pampas Of Ara entIna or the fields
Of Australia. Mar. s little lamb. mas.
Querading rs brave Swiss chamois, has
q wonderful career
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

For those who want 10 know some
thing or the poetic abilities OF Con.
fuclus the Orient Review publishes
some translntIons from collection
given 10 the Chinese world 500 years
r. e. one OF these Is called The Bride
Comcth:"
The tuTtlcdovo dwells In the magple's
nest
One cometh ns a bride to be carrssed.
a hundred carriages have gone In quest
The nagpie's HON. the young dove hath
possessed.
This lady comsth as a lifelong guest.
A hundred chariots en- the road have
pressed
The turtledoye shall MI the magple's nest.
She travels far from home TO love and
rest
A hundred carriages her rank attest
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

~ one umr II wus widely credited
snnt nylng fish ppsscsg"d the bower In
S'c'I"rntc their pubsngc through tho
uIf hy Mapping their wings" Us their
c"oIHollsly elongated prctOrul ms are
hohItlliu"s called Had this been prDy.
'h ines" fish would hny" nrimlly shnr.
"d WIN bntH birds nnd insects a pvw.
" "hl"h has been denied to ~ other
lINlhH creatures. But m"u uparirucr
ar" now hRr""d that III" motion Of the
nus sometimes s""n when the fish
hhV"h th" water r. merely u cuufinun.
'loh of liA swimming movement ana In
no way aids th" passng" Of the Gsh
'hrough 'h" nlr The method Of the
nHhh Night IL this: II rushcs through
th" water NJ high speed. hurts I,s"lf
lh'" III" atmosphere and. spreading ~
mug" "lnglk" nus. glIdrs rapidly for.
whrl uniil Its momentum " exhausted
Ihch II drops hnck again into ~. wn
Ter. 80 gr"nt IL the impetus gained
tbnt ih"s" FISH under fnvornbl. cpudi.
uJnH viii n.y. FOR distance Of 800
feet But when one" the impetus 4,
exhausted IA" nHh Is quite unnbln ~
sustain Itself In ~" air by muscular
effort Scientific American
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20
One Service Barred.

A famous London barrlster was upon
one occasion called upon to defend a
cook tried for murder. being accused Of
having poisoned his master, The bar.
rlster after most able and brilliant
defense OF the culprit secured an ac-
qulttal, The cook, anxious to show his
gratitude. said. Tell me. sir. whatever
can do for you 10 reward you?" The
triumphant counsel answered. my
good man. do anything you can. but
for Gods sake don't ever cook for me"'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

The lat" Professor Greene. author of
Crccnc- Analysis aud the English
Grammar with which 80 many have
wr.stlcd In their school days. was one
OF the most gen al aud fathcrly of men.
During the later years Of his life he
was professor Of mathematics aud ~.
tronomy IN New England college.
There was IN OF" Of his classes n some.
what slow w'tt"d though studlous
young man. vi "m We will call Jones.
On n certain raslOn after Jones had
rrpcatci careful Iy the text book state
ments about ia. effects Of the motions
Of the earth ant was trying To remem.
ber what cam. next In the book the
professor iui.rI Js.d with
"Wcrc you ever In the shadow OF the
earth. Mr.. Jon".f"
Jones tslow y,-No. sir.
Professor-Whrrc do you spend your
nights, sir
Jones didn't want to tclL-unlysr.
saiist Leader.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20
$500 ACRES FREE.

Ile Lakeside company has .eoo
acres OF land under the Adams ditch
mat II win give RENT FREE Tor
one year. This Includes the use OF
me land and water. The renter must
Clear and place the land In culutiva-
uoh. The renter gets all the crops
oat We reserve the right to pasture
The stubble.
The Lakeside Company,
], Frank Adams. Manager.
Merrill, Oregon,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20
Natural Anxiety.

A very laxative little boy was al.
lowed to accompany his father TO u
friends house on the understa nding
that he should not speak until some
body asked him question. He re.
malned silent for half an hour "Fa.
ther," he then murmured. "wheu are
they going to begin asking me ques.
tionsr'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

"Jones made the best part OF his
money by grating"
why, thought he had such high
reputation for honesty"
$50 he has, He must graft, though,
for he keeps fruit nursery Balti-
more American.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

II you want TO ind out how busy
men are, paint red ring on your
door, Every man who passes will stop
to ind out what II is for and then
wait until the next man comes along
that he may tell about it-Atchison
Globe.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

Farmer B,-This ere paper says they
am't uothin' f'r an appetite like long
tramp HIS Wife-Lsud! They don't
know what they're talkin' about A
short one Gu eat just sx much.-PstA-
dnder.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20
ior l<'asr.

Hotel with everything new. dining
room Kitchen. eight rooms. parior:
m" patronage. feeding from i50 10
zoo daily. Inquire Mt Hotel Doris.
boris. California. s.Jtt
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

To make room for new goods that
are now ON the way ". are dispoHing
of all Eccond-hah articles We have
left ht prices less than cost Virgil
4 Sou.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

Mr. Trollope wrote immensely and
never waited for inspiration, He said
the best recipe he knew for novel writ
ing was patch OF cobbler's wax ON
his chair and 10 take great care he sat
ON ir--"Leaves From a Life"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-20

KEEP COOLING. line OF mcn's
alpaca coas aud fancy vests at the
boston Store. ar