The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-09-25
HUAop OF THE Day

And how did you ana the count find
out that you loved each -other?" 1T was
o presents 'ime Desr me Books Of
poems? NO. sent him a copy Of Brad
st stre esdtS. and he gave me The A%anach
Lady Applicant-Ia see. sir. that you adj
vertise for a partner, and as sex wasn't
mentioned l called to- Merchant-PardOn
me. madam. but thought the question of
sex was quite covered. My advertisement
calls for silent partner.-Boston Tran
script. f.
The gilded youth had entered his faith
said the gratified banker, ''Im glad to see
that YOU get here promptly at 81 Il could
get here even earlier; dad; Our club, you
You look downcast. old man." Eyes.
feel that way. 1 asked Miss Hoanley to
marry me. and she fixed the day in the
last week of October" "Ohl never mind,
the time will pass quickly" Yes. that's
"Does your wife ever scoId you for bat
tering up your pillow these hot nights?'
ness. Only yesterday she said my pillow
looked as il scarcely pressed It," well.
l guess II had head as empty as yours
land Plain Dealer.
KnIcker-Edison says four hours sleep
is enough for everybody. Bocker-It
would be If you could take it after it is
time to get up.--New York Sun.
BIob IBIS, DO those tyo girls both
looked alike.-Philadelphia Record.
IF you want plenty of good plums.s
remarked the practical horticulturist,
tS yo1 nra asHe 10 STaf go 4o gd
timore American.
think Gotrox has almost finished the CT
gars his wife gave him for Christmas2
Gunbusta-Why, met him today, and he
said he was almost at the end of his rope.
-Harper's weekly.
TITS pity" remarked the thoughtful
| thinker. that a man isn't like pie crust"
! Because why?'' asked the dense person
| Then explained the t. t, 'the shorter
| he is he richer he would be."-Chicago
Man" said the strong minded lecturer
ABR cried an old maid in the audience,
but how we do sigh for him!-Atlanta
| Constitution.
| Shepherd concluding tale of bAreave-
| ment)-Sae a Ried her some o. that wee
bottle that We left yest're'en.. an she Just
Doctor-Dear. deari I'm very sorry to
hear that. Shepherd Cthoughtfully)-Eh
any any O. the wee bottle maser! ''"Punch.
whats the matter. Batch? You seem
III at ease. thought you'd enjoy home
| dinner" 'It enjoy 1t thoroughly,
| Newedd. If could keep my eye on my
hat and coat Force of habit, you know. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
MAJ well. dear?" DOCS the Bible
| honestly say that we gotta love our enc
nnies?" Yes" ''Gee!" What's the mat
| ter?' II wisht I'd a picked some
diff rent enemies. Leader
THE learned counsel for the defense"
said the plaintiffs attorney, appears to
be afraid of losing his case. Otherwise
why isn't he ready to go on?'' i've got a
| good excuse" replied counsel for the de-
tense. Nonsense! Ignorance of the law
| excuses no ne."-Philadelphia Press
On the Side.-Young Minister (searching
| for nirror)-Have you a glass here? Bea-
| dle-Na, ma, sir. We dinna need a glass:
we jist TAX sock cot o. tn bottle-The
Taller.
1.-THE Sincerest Flattery.-Father-Got a
| fall. did you? Well, 1 hope you didn't cry
like baby? Son--No, dad. I didn't cry.
/ 1 just said one word-the same as you'd
! have said!-Punch.