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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Crescent Lodge. No. 8, "A. o. Z. W.
will meet this evening. There will be
work in the Oriental degree and full
attendance is desired.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Hugh Kenney, who has been passing
an extended furlough in Worcester
Mass, returned to the Home yester
day. -
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Miss Jane Gibson and Miss Ida Les
lie OF Madison are on q visit to Mrs.
Edwin Bradbury at Benton Station.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

The Matrons' Club of the Universal
list church will meet next Tuesday at
ternoon with Mrs. C. G. Brown, Vine
street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24
SKOWHEGAN.

Mrs Cynthia Steward of Waterville is
the guest of her son John and family of
Madison avenue.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Emery and J. D.
Packard left here Thursday for Augusta
to attend the Methodist conference.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

William hummer, who has been
passing a few days here with relatives.
has returned to Skowhegan. where he
is employed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

One of the wellknown up-river bust
ness men in town Thursday was T. NJ
Eittum of Scion.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Frank Landry. who has been scaler
for the Hollingsworth & Whitney co.
at their camps in northern Maine, has
returned to his home.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

A number of young people attended
a Flinch party given by Miss Cherrie
Stevens at her home in Farmingdalc
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

c. +. Horne of Canaan, formerly pro-
prietor of the hotel at Bingham, was call
ing on friends in town Thursday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Niagara Falls is so beautiful under
strong illumination that a permanent in
stallation of q series Of batteries costing
$1,000 is to be effected, says Popular Me-
chanics. ..g Y NJ ..-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Mrs. Wallace Mayo, who has been Ill
at her home for several days, Is now
able to be out.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

The six pupils who will have parts in
the Commencement exercises of the
High school and Bloomfield
Academy in addition to the honor parts
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24
GARDINER.

The Cobbossee Athletic Club VIII
hold an open meeting Friday evening.
All members are requested to be pres
ent.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Mrs. II. M. Hilton of Waterville was
in town for few hours Thursday, the
guest Of her sister, Mrs. D. A. Haig.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

j. A. Hallet is moving from Water
street into the Parker house on Church
street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Francis S. Steere returned to the
Home yesterday, after passing fur
Tough in Providence, r. !.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

A small party of Italian laborers ar
rived at the Home yesterday to work
on the new sewer line.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

A. l. Jeffries landed a fine 10-pound sal
mon from Lake Maranacook Wednesday,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Miss Stella Flanders of Monmouth is
visiting her sister, Mrs. Warren Maccm-
Der.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

N. w. Huff was in town from North
Wayne for short time yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

James f. Thurston went yesterday
to Togus lake. where he will pass the
summer on furlough.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24
OAKLAND.

Merle Beverage is in Belgrade,
where he has secured position.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Fred Bearce has returned from a trip
to Livermore Falls.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Arthur E. Lewis. rreasurer's clerk
left the Home yesterday Fon "a short
leave, which he will pass in Salem and
Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Arthur r. Viner. formerly of the
Home Rand, was the guest Of his
brother, Charles J.. Viner yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

DR.. S. l.. Bonney of Caribou has beer
visiting at Fred Bearce's.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

George Frost, who has been on 4
furlougn to New Sharon, returned tc
camp yesterday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24
WINTHROP.

Clarence Dyer Of Livermore Falls is in
town.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24
Tonioht's Concert.

March Novelty-"Fun in Barber shop
DIST timD, Winnie
Overttnp-.Hot Stuff" ,t Stahl
Waltzes-"Phi Kappa Psi" Boer
Potpnurri from stjlipiter,' Edwards
Morcea,,-.RoWena" 's. Perlet
'Spanish Sercnade" Schanvenka
'"rbc Devils Dance" -. Frank
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24
HALLOWELL.

Special car will leave Hallowell at
615 A. NJ. Sunday for the lake.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Mrs. Frank b. Stewart of Skowhegar
is visiting her aunt, Mrs. Lucy Parllman
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24
FAIRFIELD.

Guy Savage, who recently moved 10
North Arson, is in town on a Visit 10
friends.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

William H. F.; Murphy. late Co. Z,
45th Mass. Mil. Inf, has been granted
an honorable discharge from the
Home.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

Fred CARLTON Of East Pittston was ;
visitor at the Home yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24
WINNERS DID NOT WIN.
But Made Things Very Interesting for
High School Nine.

The Winners did not win. but they
made things very interesting for the
High school nine in a seven-inning prac-
tice game on Quimby field yesterday af-
ternoon. the score standing at the end of
that time to 3 in favor of the High
school, Perry. of the High school nine
played a good game at shortstop and
Moore showed up well in the pitchers
box. Tibbetts pitched with credit for the
Winners and O'Brien at second base and
ellison at third base We're the bright par
ticular stars of the local aggregation.
I1lSn ocHOOt .............S U III
Winners ..................0 l 0 0 2-3
batteries Hartman, Churchill Moore
and Talbot. Edridge: Tibbetts and KEEL
ley, Mcdonald. Base on balls-O1 Church.
i'll >. cft Hartman 2. off Moore 3 of Tib-
belts /. Struck out-By Hartman ., by
Moore 5, by Tibhetts I.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

John o. Tyler has reported for duty
from a furlough passed in Lynn. Mass
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24

William II. Carew left yesterday OF
a furlough to Lynn, Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-24
NATIONAL HOME

officer of the day, Capt. Oakman +.
GliddCn.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
NOT AFFECTED Hv DEPRESSION
One Big Industry That Makes Its Bus
ness Grow and Expand During
Year OF Business Depression.

When Il manufacturing establishment
reaches out in y wear nf depression and
increases and expands its business
while others i'll the same Line diminish
their outputs or stand still. il is he
cause there must be some lnusmalh
splendid reputation and a than
ordinary ncritorious; product were re-
sponsiblc fo.' the showing made
The Mayer Boot and Shoe ,'onpanN.
Milwaukee,. The largest shoe establish
mcnt in he Northwest, has just closed
Its fiscal Year. and reports AN increase
in sales oyer the corresponding period
of last year. This exceptional shoW ing
speaks volumes Tor the genuine merit
OF Mayer shoes. and is directly attrb-
utcd to their high standard. and be
cause of the fact that Mayer SHOES
have become universally and popularity
known as shoes of quality.
Most of our readers, no doubt. have
become familiar With the ,ho. a,lNer-
tisements of this cnterprisins firm.
that nave been appearing in tn" col
umns of this publication for Il number
OF years past To those who have not
Vet become familiar with the cXtraol-
binary wearing qualities Of Mayer
shoes. we would recommend closer
acquaintance by Il purchase of Il pair
at the first occasion.
The leading brands are 'Flonorbilt"
fine shoes for men. Leading Lady"
fine shoes for women. "Yerma Cnsh-
ion shoes for both men and women
(thesn are exceptionally fine shoes for
people troubled with tender fcet), thu.
popular Martha Washington Com
fort shoes. which have the largest sale
of amy shoes of their kind i'm the world.
and the SPECIAL Merit" School shoes
ia strong and sturdy line ri seamless
school shoes that Wear like iron.) In
addition tn these brands, the MAYER
Boot II Shoe company make complete
line oil everyday and Sunday shoes for
all purposes. In fact. there is Il Mayer
shoe iur every purpose and for every
member OF the family
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
whi.Ley for Rheum..i.m.

The increased use of whiskey for
rheumatism is causing considerable dis
cussion among the medical fraternity.
II is an almost infalIible cure when
mixed with certain other ingredients
and taken properly. The following
formula is effective: '"ro one half pint
OF good whiskey add one ounce Of Torts
Compound and one ounce Of Syrup Sar-
saparilla Compound Take in table
spoonful doses before each meal and
before retiring
Toris compound is a product OF the
laboratories of the Globe Pharmaceutf-
cal Co. Chicago. but it as we'll as the
other ingredients can be had from any
good druggist.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
BAD ITCHING HuMoR.

Limbs Below the Knees Were Raw
Feet Swoll~n-sl~ep Broken
Cured In Days by Cntlcura.
Some two months ago had llu-
NOR break out on my limbs below my
knees. They came to look like raw
beefsteak, all rcd. and no one knows
how they itched and burned They
were SO swollen that could not get
my shoes on for week or more.
used five or six different remedies and
got no help only when applying them
the burning was worse and the itching
less. For two or three weeks the SUI
fering was intense and during that time
] did not sleep an hour AT a time Then
one morning tried a bit OF Cuticura.
From the moment it touched inc the
itching was gone and | have not FELT
a bit of il since. The swelling went
down and in two days I had my shoes
on and was about MS usual. George
b. Farley. 80 South state ST, Concord.
n H. May IA. 1907"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
He Was Hungry.

John J. Hayes, the Marathon hero. AT
Il dinner In New York concluded a
toast With Il story.
Truly" he said. we must work.
We must not rest on our laurels. As
the president told us. it would be u
pity to see AN Olympic winner 20 years
hence ~ tramp.
Yet such things have happened. A
cousin of mine, the foreman of Chi
cago iron mill. once employed a tramp
who had been q Yale baseball cham
pion. Their acquaintance began in ..
way that showed the tramp still TO be
game and CHEEKY.
1T was a cold autumn dawn. and
the tramp slept in front of furnace
on warm stone.
My cousin, being short of laborers.
on his morning tour of inspection spied
the fellow and thought he would give
him job
My man, he said can you do
anything With - shovel
The tramp smiled.
We'll, could fry a piece of ham
on it.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
Before IN. War

Thomas Nelson Page recouMss an. in
stance showing that southern hospitals
lty was not alwaNs appreciated,
a guest asked The loan of a horse Ia
curry him to the next stopping place.
The host accordingly lent him his horse
and sent along negro boy ii was
buck.
After several days the boy Was still
missing. and some one MAS sent 10
hunt him up. The messenger found
him at last and demanded Why he had
not returned With the horse.
Cause dat gent'inar done sell de
boss" was the reply.
Well. Why didn't you eon,e back and
say So.
Mi. He done sell mo TOO, said The
hoy.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
500 Reward. 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased
TO learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure In
all its stages. and that is Catarrh Halls
catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease. requires a
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the sys-
the disease, and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and assist
Ing nature in doing its work. The proprle-
tors have 30 much faith in its curative pow
ers that they OFFER One Hundred Dollars for
any case that II falls 10 cure. Send for list
of testimonials
Address: F. j. CHENEY. & co. Toledo. o.
Sold by oil Druggists, zoe
Take Halrs Family PMS for constipa tion.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
HEALTH VERY POOR
RESTORED BY PE-RU-NA.
Catarrh TWENTY-FIVE Years
Had a Bad COUCH,

Miss Sophia Kittlescn. Evanston, H.,
writes.
Il have hecn troubled with calarrh
for nearly twenty FIVE yenrs and have
tried many cures for it, but oh, aimed
very little help
Then my brother advised ue to try
Perrna, and | did.
My health was very poor al the time
began taking Perna My throat was
very sore and had bad cough
"Peruna has cured me. Tire
chronic cafarrh Is gone and my
health is very much improved.
II recommend Peruna to all my
friends who are troubled as was.
PERlNA TABLETS: Some people
prefer tablets. rather than medicine in -
fuid form. Such people can obtain Peru
na tablets. which represent the medici-
nal ingredients OF Peruna. Each tablet
equals one average dose of Peruna.
Man-a-lin the Ideal Laxative.
Ask your Druggist for Free
Peruna Almanac for 1909.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
Cured Rheumatism.

Nearly everybody is susceptible to a
twinge of rheumatism. sciatica, tooth
ache, headache or neuralgia. and it's
never safe 10 be without good rem
edy for an emergency of this kind.
No matter what kind of pain yon
have the beneficial effect of Sloan's
Eminent is immediate. You lay it on
lightly---no rubbing whatever--and a
pleasant warmth is felt at once. The
Liniment penetrates right to the bone
and quickly stops the pain.
Mr.. Chas. j. Budlong of Anthony. r.
L.. Box l2o, writes: For many years
! was great sufferer from rheuma-
tism My hips would swell to enorm-
GUS proportions and my knee joints
would pain me in the most eNcruciat-
ing, awful manner imaginable. used
often to have to fall from the bed into
chair and thence to the floor when
wanted to get from my he'd. used
only some six Or eight bottles OF your
celebrated Iiniment and was cured.
cheerfully recommend its use TO all
rheumatic sufferers Refer to me il YOU
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
He Know the Reason.

A rather poinpous looking deacon in
a certain city church was asked to
take charge Of a class of boys during
the absence of the regular Teacher.
While cndeavorng to impress upon
their young .ninds the Importance OF
living n Christian life the following
question WAS propoundcd
why do people cali me q Christian
children ." the worthy dignitary asked,
upon them.
.Eecausc they don't know vpti, was
the ready answer OF Il hrii,llt eyed lit
tie boy. responding i" the insratiatine
srlile with one equally slil"less and
,yt,ltt{llt,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
Confusion

Lillian Rraithwate Hin. the noted
writer of humorous advertisements,
replied. at !, banquet of h;tberdashers
In ST. Joseph, To an attack by bust
ness rival. OH advertising humor.
My friend, said Miss HILL Says the
public wants seriousness, not humor. in
Its ads But he contradicts himself
horribly as he states his case. His facts
seem to me as confused and absurd as
the obituary of his wfe's death that
II Milwaukee man sent TO a Milwaukee
editor ! know
This obituary said:
Mine Wifi Gretchen Is dead ii she
had lived till next Friday she's been
dead lust two weeks yet Az u tree
fHlls. so must it stand"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03

and / bloaled Daddy NV head swan
and spots fitted before my eyes one
doctor said was incurablc However.
found prompt relief when started
using Doans Kidney Pitts, and thu
troubles have r"la,eN gradually dis
appeared
Sold by all dealers. 5or a box.
Foster MllbuIn Co, Buffalo, y. i.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03

Horse Did Not Match.

a N.Msas CITY Houne man called to
t#kn bis s@netheart out dt'ivins, SAWS u
writer in the kan&aS tity journal.
WAai he iseshid5n:lnA dressed young
woman e',fsut sight OF to turnout
h-a aciinier Tad hireG for the occasion
Ia. refused 10 go.
Why di4r't y"i 90 With him. asked
ile astoniSiod mother
Ncll, lna'n;t WAS the reply, II
;liil.k t!lat $ q veiN foolish question.
HoW cuali | go wien tle horse he
MIS- driving didat match IL single
thing ! had Ia YEAR"
Observation-Disclosures
Il = sa.sl that the Swedish mineralo-
.5ist WHO discovered ;antalun gave 1t
hat lam" beca'isc OF the tantalizins
iiGaltic., encountered In Investigate
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03

1T requires no scientific training 10
discover whether coffee disasrrcs or
not
Simply stop il for = time and use
Postum in place Of it, then note the
beneficial effects The truth will ap
pear.
six years ago was in a very bad
condition writes Tenn. lady
suffered from Indigestion. nervousness
and insomnia.
Il WAS then an inyeterate coffee
driulter. but it WAS long before could
he persuaded that it was coffee that
hurt me Finally | decided 10 leave it
off few days and find ont The TRUTH.
The first morning left Oft coffee
had IL raging headache 50 decided [
must have something 10 take the place
of coffee" ll'he headache VIII, caused
by the reaction of the coffee drug
caf1cine
..Iiaving heard Of Postum through u
friend who used it, bollgh, y package
and tried it ! did NOT Ike il at lirst
bul after | learned how a make it
right according to directions on pkg,
! would not change back 10 coffee for
anything
when i began 10 use lostum I
weighed only ma lbs. Now weigh
40 and rs | have not taken any tonic
In that ti;nc | can only attribute my
recovery Of good health TO the use OF
Postum in place OF coffee
My husband says am Il living aid
vcrtisement fer Postum. am glad to
he the means of inducing my many
friends to use Postum. too"
Name given by Postum Co. Battle
Creek Mich. Read The Road to Well
Vile" in pkgs There's Reason"
Ever read tho above letter? A
new one appears from time to time.
They are genuine, true. and full
o: human interest.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03

trouble and my bnck
began to ache contIn-
ually. Every day it
seemed worse. The
least pressure ON my
back tortured me,
and I could not
stoop without n bad
twimge. The kidney
secreiions passed ir-
regularly with pain.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
Poor OLD Dad.

From the Louisville Courier-.Joulnal.
Father, we're going to have a barn
dance. The men are to wear ovelalls
and the girls Bingham dresses.
We'll, for once you've hit OH some
thing aomely and sensible.
so glad you approve. Nov. I wan,
$50 TO buy a Bingham dress with.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
The abIes Turned.

The amenities of political campaign
ing ar. anusinglN illustrated by
story told py u southern congressman.
II appears that during tn" course Of
a stump speech delivered SOM years
ago BY John Sharp Williams in Mis-
sissppi he WIS interrupted by II sind
den Yell FROM a man in the audience
i hay, been robbed by pickpock
cts,
y dld moi kllow that There were
amy republicans present promptly
suggested Mr. Williams. IN ordc, To get
a laugh
% there aIn't, there aint, roarea
tlln .illhnIl,N ,n:n En- Die OlIN ono"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
Something Always.

Mrs II, My husband and ! get along
SO nicely We always agree about every
thing.
Mrs W lis that So
Mrs II. Yes; except Of course, now and
then when he gets pigheaded or ONE
thing of that sort
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03

About the size of your shoes it's satlsfac
ton to know you can wear smaller shoes by
sprinkling Aliens Foot-Ease into them.
When rubbers or overshoes become neces-
ssry and yoMr shoes pinch. Aliens Foot
Ease gives instant relief. Sold Everywhere.
x5c Sample FREE. Address Alien S. DIN
sted, LIE Roy. y. y Accept 40 substitute.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
: : =
n Strict Seclusion.

Here is the extract from the piospe,
tus of hotel in Switzerland;
'Weissbach is the favorite place Of
resort for those who are fond of soil
tude. Persons in search of solitude are.
in fact. constantly Hooking here from
the four quarters of the globe.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
Difficult Sailing.

From the Pittsburg Post
81 can't please my husband.
why mott"
He fuses if ! talk about such trivial
things as STYLES. and gets mixed UP
and mad If ask him to explain the
Balkan situation or the initiative and
referendum
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
After Takinn.

used to bring me chocolate every time
you came.
He-Yes. my dear. and it cost good
deal less than the meat and potatoes
bring Won now.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
Oh. hudae,

Man will eventually go by rail from
the Atlantic to the Pacific in two days"
II once did 1t in five hours and then
kicked about the slow time
Where. pray. did this happen"
in Panama"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03

PILES CURED ~ u TO Is DAls
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed TO cure any
case Of Itching. Blind. bleeding Protrud
ing Piles in to IA days money refunded
.,ur
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03
SEEMED WORSE EVERY DAY.

a Dangerous Case of kidney Come
plsint and How II Wn. Checked.
Mrs Lucy Qnebeck. Mechanic st.
Hope Valley. II. l.. says: Eight
,.nurS rnnfrnt.taI Spynra ,.iIunvs
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03

Thouahtless Man.

III, car was packed; she took my scat.
Eat what a look OF rancor
Next moment .iaied her face SO
Sweet
/ hid forget to thank her
Catholic Standard.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-12-03

Not At All.
Mother You naughty boy YOU va
been playing with those Sniff children
again.
While No. amt. ma. I've been
fightin' en-