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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
EYE AND NERVE SPECIALIST.

EYE AND NERVE SPECIALIST, DIR. VINE
BERG. 100 X ST. NV, near 7Jh, with Vine
bsrgs Optical Co., makers OF optical goods
and artificial eyes. my17-Su tu h-s0t
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
MANTELS AND TILES.

SELLING cut present stock OF wood mantels;
prices greatly reduced. EDWIN Z. ELLETT.
go "a ST. sw. VIII remove % new quarters
IiG5 9th st. NV. June lst- uyls-s0t
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
GALEN HALL

HOTEL AND sANITORIUE.
ATLANTIC CITY.
one OF the new est stone. brick. and steal
buildings. Win every comfort. always opsH:
always ready: always blsy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
STORAGE.

STORE YOUR FURNITURE at 75c load.
Csing out OF town? Store your furniture IN
~ large snacious mpartmeuts-carAf
SandIinE BAUNiS, OLD Pa ave NV. Phone
81 lE4 3eS-tf
100 SEPARATE storage rooms; storage by
she load; packing. hauling aud shipping. See
us before storing. THOS. BOWLING & Co.
lAuctiopesrs 612 = st. nw-i phone Main 5l5.
ugyl4sor
WHY pay niore7 We store for T5c a load
D. q Storage Co.. as 10th st. nv. Phone G22s
mhlS-9Ot
FIREPROOF STORAGE.
Espsrats locked rooms. from s. month up.
Expert handlers Estimates furnished.
ZEERCHANTS' TRANSFER AND
STORAGE COMPANY.
e1-Ez NV. PHONE ~. GA
fsl-S
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
W., B. & A. =. Ply
"THE ELECTRIC LINE"
THE BEST WAY TO BALTIMORE, An
NAPOLIs. AND o. 6. NAVAL
ACADEMY.
W., B. & A. =. Ply

ACADEM4s
Electric palace cars from White House Sta
ton Qsth and K SITS NORTHEAST)
For BaItimore-s5:so. $50 .7:O5. 7.so. son
$40, ss.o5. ESQ 1900. 1879, sliO5. and II 80
a. n; 1900 noon. 1:;s0. sl:65. I:so. 400. $50
ss:05. s.s0 400. ga. s5:o5. $50. zoo. esq
s7:O6. 5.sO $3.50. $50 1000. and 'l.s5 D n.
daily.
For Annapolis -ssso T.So. $50 eco
1888, and II.s0 r. n; 1870. 1:so. go. an.
$50. s;so. $50. T.sO. s-s0. and s1l:Z D. n,
daily,
Indicates local trains Ali others ars lin
itsd. stopping only at Naval Academy Juno
ton. No walking or hiring OF cars necss-
sly In Washington or Annapolis.
Fares. One way.Round trip.
To Baltimore. 100 SIB
To Annapolis and U. s
Nayal Academy. 5000 80 SIS
Tor tickets and information apply at tieSst
oe5oas 18Th ct. and y. Z. ave. NV or al
white House Station, 18th and Il SITS NORTH
EAST. Telephone n. 1905 myIs-tf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE-On easy monthly payments
beautiful villa lots IN the Fairfax Land Com
pany' subdivision and other choice locations
along line OF Great Falls and Old Domln-
on r. r. Money furnished for bufIding
CLIFTON LAUGHl.IN CO.,
Fhone III 40 Il5 18th Sc
myl3-s0t
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FOUND.
PHOTOGRAPHY.
INTERIOR DECORATIONS.

FINE WALL HANGINGS. BURLAPs AND
relief work. Special attention given color
harmony and detail work paperhane cling and
decorating. JORDAN & JORDAN, Z2s e CAP.
myZS-tu. IN. SU-S0t
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WANTED-REAL ESTATE.
RAILROADS
SCHEDULE OF EXCURSION TRAuy.
TO AND PROM
Chesapeake Beach

In CO .4Fe - 1<'tS oOl 4SOS.
SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE
WEEK DAYS.
GOING-I4v. District Line Station. e.25 n
m, HOO a. m, 2:30 p m. SO D. m. 7.E
D. m. and $40 p. Il.
RETUREING-Ly. Chesapeake Reach s.so
g. m, l2.45 p. m, ZOO ,. m, goo 10 m
500 D. m. and 1000 D. m
SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS.
GOING-Lv. District Line Station, s:5 a.
D. m, ana 9-45 p M
RETURNING-Lv. Chesapeake Beach. 7.oo
a. m. 12i45 p M, 2'l0 p. m. 600 D. m.
PAUL z. WATERS, General Manager.
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FOR MARSHALL HALL
MEDICAL
DIR. SHADE, SPECIALIST

rs 18th 1T; 81 years practice curing nervous
chronic and special diseases, stomach, liver.
blood and private ailments cured quickly.
Consultation free. my2o-tf
W T Baldus II. D.. Pm. d. gtrmau Spectal-
fst on Diseases Of the Brain, Nervous System
Heart Kidneys. stomach. AMI other Diseases
Doctors services and medicine, s.. Tel. n
z5l6 Hours. 10 to l. TO 9. SO. cor. 6th g + NV.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
HOUSE REPAIRING.

ORIGINAL HOUSE REPAIR Co. carpenters
and builders store fitting and rem5deling;
general house repairing OF all kinds, estl-
mates furnished. ROOM 9. 633 + 81. NV
fa.-llf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
OCEAN CITY.

MAILED FREE-BOOK
ABOUT OCEAN CITY n J.
MOST INVITING RESORT OK ATLANTIC
COAST.
write for a copy. II answers every cTuss-
ton about ocean City y. J. whether you
want 20 rem cottage or bungalow or st9D
at one OF the % big hotels or with one OF tue
70 private families who take boardsrs
BOARD OF TRADE, OCEAN CITY. n. T.
or Bureau o. Information. COZ Bailey Bldg,
Phila- myth. Sc. tu-28t
HOTEL hLAYBEREY
and beds the best. rooms with bath Special
season rates. Day. g. and g. 90; Booklet
8. Z MATHERRY uva5-tI III Sa-zsr
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FOR SALE-LOTs.

WALLIS addition 70 Dominion Heights, only
one city car fare: Great FaIls and Oh DO
miuion Line ROBT 3. WALLIS. Dominion
station daily I'osslyn p. o.. i to 10 D. N.
FOR HALE-Stabie lot cheap. 22xgl. 80
alley on two sides, y feet on one side. All
paved. Near Union station Apply OWNER
Dos 10th ~. nv. ies5
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
MONEY TO LOAN

II YOC NEED MONEY TO pay rent. or buv
coal I viii furnish al you need. I lend yoT
on your furniture or piano. these loans ara
strictly PRIVATE. I.y me. p. o. BOX ga
Station G. fs5-tf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
MOTORCYCLES.

DEMONSTRATING by appointment any
where IN the state on Indian Motorcycles
there is a reason. CHAS. L. MILLER BRO.
1867 l4th 81. NV. my3-tf
WE SELL. The Royal 90 the leader IN motor
cycles; has V-shaped belt ribbon; no chance
Of slipping. no tdler TO cause friction; also
automobile and motorcycle repairing Ma
TIONAL GARAGE. 1875 I4th ST. nv.
Iny24-90t
THE INDIAN MOTORCYCLE
EXCELLS ALL OTHERS IN SPEED
RELIABLE. DURABLE, UP-TO-DATE
CHAs- E MILLER & BRO. us5 l4th nv.
mh25-sO:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
WAREHOUSES;.

WANT to buy a house IN the northeast
state price. number Of house, size OF III
otherwise answers VIII not be considered
BOX at, Times Office iaT-2f
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
DAIRY.

WHITEHALL DAIRY, sanitary. Jos. john
son, Prop; fresh eggs, cottage cheese: but
ter, cooking, zoe; table butter, 25c; butter
milk, &c quart; cream. 1902 r St NV
Je4-th S7u. tu-90t
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
SIGNS.

JACK PLANS NOVEL IDEAS.
WRITES the copy, MAKES the SIGNS
KEEPS PRICES RIGHT. s24 D ST.
Main 52S6. CLOSES P. NJ SAT
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-06-09
FLOOR OIL.

COOL bright, DUSTLESS FLOORS can
be obtained Dy using Hunters Dust KIIins
Floor Oil &c gallon; drop US q postal or
phone MAJ. 545S. IL Pa ave. NV. jes-tf
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LOAN COMPANIES
AMERICAN LOAN CO.
WHY PAY b Fer Cani

Phone Main s0l2. tseeona nonr. fron
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
Straight From the Animal.

A London gentleman, having taken
a small farm in the country as being
the correct thing to do, as well as to
get little fresh air, had invited some
Of his friends down to see his new
possession.
Having viewed the domain and not
ing the absence of creature life about
the place, one of his friends remarked:
with a nice, open place like this,
wonder you don't have some animals
about. as is usual on farm. Some
COWS. for instance, so as to have your
own butter and cream"
MOO" drawled his host, don't care
about butterSor cream"
Some chickens or ducks, then. You
surely like fresh eggs?"
moo, don't care for eggs. But I've
sometimes thought I'd like a sheep. I
rather like kidneys for breakfast
Liverpool Mercury.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01

recognized as about the most learned III
the world on foods. What is good and
what is bad to eat has been the study
of the doctors life, and for years lie has
been making practical experiments for
the government in order that all OF the
people of the United States might know
what to eat to gain red blood and mus
Gle.
On summer diet DR.. Wiley has been
insistent and he has been issuing a bill
of fare and regimen guaranteed to make
the individual immune from heat and
hot weather disorders.
Here was one formula. Eat one
fourth less in summer than IN winter.
Danish all alcoholic beverages. Eat
largely of cooked fruits and vegetables.
Drink nothing below 60 degrees III tenn
perature and drink sparingly. BE care
full to seek the society OF cheerful
friends. Practice moderation in open air
exercises. Don't fret. Don't worry"
One of the most yeracious men IN
Washington discovered DR.. Wiley alone
at dinner in an eating house famous for
it's specialties, and this is what he said
DR.. Wiley had for dinner:
1.-Two large imperial crabs. One large
steak and trimmings. A special salad.
Some mugs Of musty ale."
In one of his recent bulletins Dr..
Wiley observed:
Thousands of people are made sick
in summer because they do not give
thought to what they eat"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
Uncle Sans Sober Sailors.

The $4,000 enlisted men have proved
themselves. The great majority were
green when they left Hampton Roads.
To-day they are seasoned seamen, full
Of confidence and proud of having had
a part in so important demonstra-
ton; and in this connection they have
set an example that will inevitably be
of much good to the navy, says the
Metropolitan magazine. 1t was beconl-
ing difficult to get enough men to enlist.
Even with extensive advertising, and
the establishment Of recruiting stations
in all sections Of the country, there
were not enough men coming in. This
voyage has stimulated the necessary in
terest among the young men OF the
country.
Jack ashore has put the prophets to-
shame and the temptations he has had
to combat have been great. At every
port of call, Admiral Evans allowed
great numbers, Of the men shore leave,
but they were given to understand that:
the continuation of such favors depend
ed on their behavior. They were told,
too. that to a certain extent the honor
of their country was in their keeping.
Patrols were sent ashore to watch the
men and the result Of all this was that;
Jack had a very good time and enjoyed
the hospitality extended him without.
abusing it and getting himself in trou--
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
FISHY.

When Willie Jones was only twelve
He fiShed most every day in summer.
Quite often he brought home a string
Also a yarn about a hummer
He said it was as long as this:
RE "a
But got away; how he did rue it!
That fish was just about this big,
G% "a
And right well little Willie knew it.
He reached the age of twenty-five
And fished with flies and other tackle;
The strings he caught were shorter now,
But to the boys he'd loudly cackle
About the missing fSh-so long!
aB "a
He told of it in glowing diction.
He would have held his hands like this:
GY "a
Had he avoided piscine fiction.
At forty-five he whips the streams
And sounds the oceans mighty caverns
Fdc scaly things to brag about
OF evenings in the clubs and taverns;
The fish that get away from him
Grow more and longer every season.
From tip to tip the last look so:
az "
Though this space would be more in reason
GyJG
Charles E. Barriers in New York Sun.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
SNAKES IN FLOOD TIMES.
Found in Great Numbers in Trees and
Higher Land.

A visitor over in the bottoms now who
has not thought about anything but the
high water would get a shock Of sur
prise when he landed on any of the high
er spots Of land which were unsub-
merged during the recent floods. On
every hand are snakes, wriggling, Shiny,
cold-blOoded serpents, which make ones
flesh crawl.
Thousands of these reptiles have taken
refuge on these spots Of dry land. AS is
we'll known, snakes cannot remain long
in water, as they are not amphibious,
and at this season Of the year they soon
become helpless with the cold if i'm
mersed in the turbid waters of the floods.
If unable to reach dry spot they worm
themselves upon the limbs of trees,
climbing higher and higher as the water
advances. Old fishermen traversing the
brush land are wary of passing under
trees now, as the Shiny brutes are liable
to drop from their airy perches on slight
disturbance.
The railroad embellishments are favorite
places of refuge for them, as the steel
rails radiate the heat so much desired
by the reptiles. Just now there is every
class of them, black snakes, garter
snakes, water moccasins, the latter per-
haps as deadly as any known to science,
with numerous rattlesnakes, vipers and
| the like.-Pittsfeld Republican.
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what It's kracked up tn bee, wud
Civ wun Of my fore quarter fer drink
Of water but ges / kin stand it awhyel
yet.
got to thinker that If | shud die
for want of water the kids at skule
wud fele purity bad an maybe susen
Evens wud put the wrethe | Civ her
for Kristmes on my gray an maybe
they wud fire off salut over my gray
thinkin' that / dide game an with my
butes on az the Teller who kot killed
by Dix OF Egle Pas did.
it must be al awfel long ways tt
arizona.
/ am nitey tired setin' down tu
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
The Names of Dances.

Not one person out of a thousand of
those who glide, hop OF stumble, as the
case may be, over the polished surface
of dancing floor have any idea of the
real meaning Of the names of the dances
or whence they came. Dancing in itself
is as old as history-probably as old as
man-but most of the dances we know
today are of comparatively recent ORR
gin. The position taken by the dancers
gives the name Of the 'quadrille''-liter-
al English for "a little square" in the
French tongue. From the French we
get also country Dance" which, as a
matter of fact, has no reference to rural
frolics. "Contredanse, which has refer
ence to the position Of the couples, OPP
posite each other, is readily corrupted
into country dance" THE Polka is
Polish dance, the name being derived
from the Bohemian word ''pulka," mean
ing half, and refers to the half-step
which occurs in this measure. The old
time and stately ''minuet" derives its
name from the Latin ''minutus''-small,
applying to the short steps peculiar to
this dance. The ''waltz" is German
'waltzen,' meaning to revolve-the cir
cular motion of the couples easily ex-
planning the connection. The reel is
suggestively obvious Jig is, of course.
from the French 'gigue. dundee Ad-
yertiSer
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
FRIDAY.

the boss made ME git up way in the
mite We had got to town with the
wagon waz on before Owl carr waz
runen. it was cold an krepy. / kinder
wisht that / kud go tn skule agen but
l dident let On tho. know Egle Pete
Away kept stiff upper lip.
the milkman stopt often at places
wher he went inside. Wunst a bum
kun up tu the wagon an askt for milk
| tole him that | waz a brave man
altho small an he lated but he waz
bluff al rite but waz shared al rite.
finely we kun mere our hous. but
we don't take milk of the man wurked
for so wasent much shared.
but we kun tn Susen evens hous and
/ tole the boss he waz cold an wud
tax the milk in. waz in hopes Susen
mite know it waz me. hamered the
bak doTe maid a big raket.
finely herd sum wun say now git
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
THE M'KINLEY MOOSE.
Appearance of Cow in Alaska Added a
New Name to Territorial Fauna.


New Name to Territorial Fauna.
During President McKinley's admins
tration a party of government employees
were establishing Geographic communi-
cation from Valdez, Alaska, to points
inland. Owing to the remoteness of the
new, untamed country, supplies were
hard to obtain, and the party, wisely or
unwsely, conceived the idea of trans
porting an ordinary milk cow, which
was to accompany them en- route. About
every twenty-five or thirty miles there
was a station, and during the progress
Of the work the COW Travelled with the
men up and down the line, says the Los
Angeles Times.
The Siwash Indians had never seen
such an extraordinary creature, the
nearest approach to it being their native
COW moose. They gathered from far
and near and asked all manner of ques-
lions in regard to this strange and Won
derful animal. ''Where you come from
Who your chief?' were the first ques-
tions.
Mckinley is our chief" was the an
swer.
The Indians conceiving that Mckinley
owned all things, departed to tell their
brothers and sisters and grandmothers,
who in turn came to see the remarkable
cow-the Mckinley moose" they named
it, The white man took it up, so the
name has come to stay, and a COW is
no longer COW in Alaska. In sections
it is somewhat of curiosity yet. for
when the winter SHOWS are ~ feet on
the level, and hay retails as high as $500
ton. few can afford to keep NC
Kinley moose"
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most only way oft in enother end of

most only way oft in enother end of
town.
my sauseg an brede he'd Civ out, so
/ went out begen an kun III a nice
hous. the ladey who KUN til the dore
sed she pityed me IN TUX me inside
an Civ me lots tn etc. she kept taken
tn me an sed waz much lik her boy
who crowd up an had gone Off.
she Civ me pie an kake an say it waz
pudin tn goin tn sku1e. but after
awhyel i herd some one talken to some
body else in the next rum then the
ladey went out an herd her say Yes
offisir he luks like the pikshur of the
boy in the paper who run off.
when the cop kun i'll i rendered
what the Ole sluth did w7lnst an yield
i waz crazey from i BUG asylum an
pretended tn hay fit an the ladey
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
UNIQUE ASTRONOMICAL CLOCK.

Remarkable Mechanism shows All
the Movements OF the Earth.
All the movements of the earth are
represented by a lemarkable astronom-
ical clock which yesterday was placed
on public view at the American Muse
um of Natural Histor., says the New
York Herald. 1t was designed by DR..
Herman c.. Bumpus, the director Of
the institution, and is the result OF
months Of patient experiment.
1t not only shows the daily rotation
of the earth upon it's axis, but the mo-
ton about the sun, and also demon
strates through all the year the changes
which cause the march Of the SEASONS.
The earth is globe Of paper COM
| position four feet in diameter, while
the sun is stereopticon placed at
distance Of ten feet. The light from
the stereopticon shines upon the sphere
in such a manner as to illuminate half
of it at time. The shadow of a wire
which is back of the lens corresponds
to the meridian Of New York.
The earth is caused to reyolve by
means Of a shaft which derives it's;
power from a small Howard steeple,
clock. This shaft passes through a
wooden tunnel and, communicates. it's
power to bevel gears, which cause the
sphere to be always changing it's poise
BY watching the meridian shadow
the observer can always tell the time
of day with mathematical accuracy
No device of it's kind has ever been
exhibited in a museum for the instruc-
ton of the public, and this astronom-
ical clock rivals in it's accuracy and in
the painstaking way in which it is cou-
structed the most delicate instruments
to be seen in well-equipped observa-
tories. The contrivance was construct
ed by w. H. Beers, an expert mechan-
ician connected with the museum.
1t was the original intention to have
merely globe showing the one motion
Of the earth, but as the scheme devel-
oped through experiments the present
elaborate clock was gradually per-
fected.
On the ground floor Of the museum is
another device showing the revolution
Of the earth about the sun on+a larger
scale. The orbit swings through Tt4He(
entrance hall and over the information
bureau and into the hall Of forestry,
while in the center Of the foyer the sun
shines for all.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
$1,000

Builds this elegant Groom Bungalo. fin
jshed throughout with hardwood natural
finish Cemented cellar. 1t is very CON
yeniently arranged with Lying Room with
beam ceiling, Dining Room and Kitchen
We will furnish complete working plans,
specifications and bill of materials and de
tails complete. so that the most inexperi-
enced carpenter can build it, for the sum
of $500 IF AFTER RECEIVING THE
PLANS THEY DO NOT SUIT YOU RE
TURN THEM STATING WHEREIN
THEY Do NOT MEET YOUR REQUIRE
.R1ENTS AND WE WILL FURNISH 9TH
ER PLANS THAT WILL SUIT. Our
object is to have one of our Bungalos built
an your City. We make plans to order for
business buildings, Schools, Hotels, Barns.
etc. THE WISCONSIN BUILDING PLAN
ASSOCIATION, Architects and Engineers,
a. o, Box T33, Milwaukee, Wis.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
SATURDAY.

it's purity hard to hav the polise on
yer trak. al morning lodged them.
one big cop got me. but tole him that
wurked rite around the corner an kud
prove it. the bluff worked. but my
heart waz in my mouth.
tried for wurk az several phases.
kudent get OBJ every thing lukt
dark tn me.
finally desided to walk past our
hous in the allies. figured the kuk
mite Sc me. / jist wanted her tn let
the folks know Eud live without there
vittels.
i walkt past the hous twice. nobody
semed to notes me. / waz just goin
around the korner to grosery when
run rite into pa. he wasn't ezey be-
Klaus we wuz in the strete. he waZ
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01

seas. In the great Sargasso sea alone
in the North Atlantic ocean, sufficient
nutritious vegetation fourishes and de-
Gays to support the entire population of
Europe, if it were harvested and pre-
pared in manner fitting it for human
consumption. On the sea beaches of
the United States, enough proteids are
cast up by the waves, and allowed to de-
cay and dessicate into their original ele-
ments, to take the place of the whole
product of the northwestern wheat fields.
IF the worlds teeming millions ever face
wholesale hunger, it will not be on ac-
count of any niggardliness on the part
of nature, or any short-sightedness OF
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-10-01
that erned my daley brede today.

that erned my daley brede today.
wurked hard enuf.
the milkman haz a nice dauter.
tole her wunst today that expect to
be a King or somethin' some day. tole
her j expected to go al round the wurld
some day an she buged out her eyez
found a button in one poket that
Susen civ me las weke an believer her
fikel til MY love Civ it to this girl. i
tole her that she is a dreme an that
she wu1 lux wei in q manshun lik mine
is tn be an after super she Civ me
two dOughnuts. i etc wun. the other
is for my piller tn slepe on.
the boss drove me to bed at Z ok1ock
the life Of some wurken men is hard
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9 Attempt to Become Famous. 8
6oooooooooooooooooooooS
MONDAY.

Gee it betes the dikenz how a Teller
has ter go ter school all the time. /
wisht that was big like Fiten bob
evens an kud go off OH battle ships to
phases an kud see sites. bet the girls
Wudent laf at me then an litter when
1 kun bak with medels an things.
this gografy lessen Is awfel
hard an the teacher is eros today to
me tn bekauz / dident know my other
lessons for I set up late las mite readin
robson kruso.
but this is to be my las day in skule