The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-12-18
sUNELowER PHILOSOPHY.

a Common sense is really uncommon
! sense
. Somehow the styles never chang,
/ In ordinary clothes
, No man ever seems 10 be willing tC
compromise before the fight.
Boys don't cry like baby. And men
don't cry like a baby either.
What man does in politics should
not be remembered against him.
How many thousand years is II
since you heard a real good story?
You can make the average man hap
py By referring 10 him as leading
citizen.
a man who has no poor kin thinks
1t would be pleasure TO help them
Carelessness causes more men
trouble than laziness and wickedness
combined
There are many occasions 20 say hui
man nature should be changed. but
YOU can't change it,
Give a woman rocking chair and
a handkerchief and she is prepared TO
/ cry for the whole land.
Inc swagger OF pretty girl is very
often like the swagger OF fighter
who thinks he can whip anybody.
As soon as yellow shoes quit squeak
ing they begin 10 look as though Noah
had worn them in the ark.
Another thing To the credit of
Mother Dear: II never takes her more
than five minutes to do her hair.
The men" you will always hear
some women say in every crowd. ARE |
all alike And this is not intended |
as a compliment. either.
Your opinions are like a good many /
oteer things you possess. OF no value
10 any one but the owner.
There is one thing that should be
said TO the credit of the boys: they
never pretend TO like people they dis
like
What has become Of the old-fash.
Toned woman who spanked her boy be-
cause he was also spanked al school?
After a man passes so he should
watch himself with great care. Nearly
every man does something ruinous AT.
ter he is 80
what is the matter with the women.
anyhow? Women don't like to work
Tor women, and women don't like wo-
men boarders.
Our idea OF a naughty man is one
Nho can carry a cigar around show
ng IN his pocket, and hold people so
Instant that no one will take il.
There Is good deal of surplus
yulpathy going around. but the man
no mas 70 carve never gets his share.
on all know the magazine woman:
ne woman who does everything by
ules she has read in the magazines. y
ma she Is not popular: she is not I
hed as well as the natural woman.
An old bachelor in Coolidge is In
DVe with an Ancient Maiden OF AZ c
lie Is very enthusiastic about her q
nd recently said TO a friend: 1T
surprising how much there Is left
a woman of AZ"
An automobile is a good deal like n
woman An automobile viii RIM h
long FOR a while. and seem the n
reatest invention in the world Then tc
Will sulk and no one can tell what nj
the matter with il.
iou occasionally hear a man abused
r lack Of gallantry; a single man
I'd a married man is accused of be. -,
z a hirt because he possesses the III
iality. A man has a hard time civ. -
< satisfaction.
IL Is said that II you swallow a sin. -,
e seed in eating a watermelon Won -
II have fits. There is nothing m II
g viii bet that a boy can en- an
e seeds in Watermelon. IN addi. -
N 10 the rind and the vine and
yer mind it,
occasionally We meet a man wbo
nj find work We don't amount ~ "a
ich. but we have always MANAGED
have job. We have worked since
We're years old and have no idea
IN Ha fle
do.
We saw something the other dav
y we never saw before: praise OF oy
nan who had been dead six months Sla
~ such lapse OF time. a mans .oi
ne selaonl appears In a paper. ex- SUI
u III maj settlement notice or
announcement that his widow is
Itemplating marriage.
When a fashionable dinner IL sorry. ly
IN some homes, the table Is set
VI hNe covers deep, cover be-
removed with each course. In he
majority OF cases. however. when lor
re are Two table cloths on a table.
means that there are holes in the
on Top, and the under one is nut .
50 that the holes won't show q
'hen you go into house between zen
"N N-ii ASt AidS ana ma Grass = !.
blocking woman viciously putting =
needle in and out Of dainty niece pou
Work you may know that the low. s oIo
Christmas tide is az hand ana Hd'
stormy faced woman is workine
her Christmas presents.
like him. We heard a man sav I
lklng OF an acquaintance che earl
Sc he Is not practical Joker mile
one likes a practical Joker but agr'
'ybody admires a man who ~. Stra
Is to his business. whatever (, And
be.
the event that a domestic sleuth
mployed by the city al large to X,
down borrowed stepladders and tan
choppers, as suggested recentlv and
scope should be widened 10 in Their
2 borrowed books. Everything and
Is borrowed for few minutes, then
also be included. for the articles
owed for few minuteso are al.
the ones that are gone wear RI
woo
me Result. fiftee