New-York tribune., 1908-06-14

1arv;s's face as he sizes up the specimen. oh,
saw now Shorty" he begins, there $ such thing
"Gwanl" saws l. "Wa'n't you Just tellin me
about how YOU was plannin' job for the coroner:
And Heinev's been threatenn to do the same thll8
for weeks He comes in here every day or 50 anu
talks about i,1mpin off the dock or dom the ar
dance I've been stavin' him off with slugs of Prune
brandy and doses of good advice but II a chap lke
Won has caught the fever, then see We beef uoll
wrong not to let Heiney have his way Now lheIe
the back room with plenty OF rope ana gaslf's'
Get on in there both of YOU and make reg iar Dee
of it," 1;
Heinev, he stands blinIn and starin at JARVIS
until he GETS him 50 nervous he almost screams
For Heavens sake Shorty, says JARVIS lo'
not Joke about such a subject .,,,:,
Iokei' saws / You're the one that's supPlyln
the comedy here Now FIeney is serious lie q 90
The trick in a minute if he had the nerve He got
things on his mind, Heiney has And what tne
odds # thev amt so? Compared to what you We
been fussin' about, they re Here, He'ney, you
tell the gentleman that tale of yours Begin Where
YOU was cook IN some seashore motel Ill 0"l'@ei-
land
MOT zeashore! Nonl says Heinsy dropPin his his
~ pail and wavin' one hand ret Tee eGS "a. ta'A
N'iiT YES Tou look I'll" says L "A fine figure of
q chef you'd makel wouldn't you? Well, go on:
about ben' full of Rrunes when they 5 called on you
to season the soup. What was IT you dumped :
in instead of salt,-arsenic. ehf
" - V0u ,,oni' SAYS Heiney gettin' excited,
'Ze poizon for re r-r-rat. i | keep heem IN
one tin can same salt am what you
cali intoxicate | make mistak- All,
diabIet De1lr. hois-t're hundred guests are
zere ley eat ze soup. Zen come by me ze
n1aitre dh6teI He say re soup ees spoil Let
has ze foony taste All mon Dlcm Mon
Yes, YES says L Never mind whether, it was
Monday or Tuesday What did you do then: 55:..-,.+
Lrrr-r11n on re r-r-r-road. tear-r-r off my white
apron my white chapeau. All, Sdor-r-re nom! How
NV heart IS thoomp thoomp, on my inside! Al
night speak to myself: You nave Keel Zefl all.
IL bile ladies'! Ze b11tzre shildren! All, you have
1,oi-zon-ed! Zev make TO tweest up on ze floor.
All di1bIei Always | can Zem tWeest up
Reg lar rough rats carnival, eh; says l.
Three hundred beautiful ladies and poor children,
not to mention a few men, doln the agony act on
like to carry round a moVin picture him like that
u, v0ur rnen'r Course, I've tried to explain to
Heinev that nothing of the kind ever took place
that the papers would have been full OF 1t. and that
he'd been in the jug long before this, II 1t had But
this is Heiney's own particular pipe dream, and he
can't let 90 Of it. It's got tangled up in the works
somehow and nothing | can say will Jar 1t loose
Poor cuss! Look at him! No doubt about its
serrnin real to him. is there2 And how does Your
little collection Of feabites show up alongside 1t; eh
Iarris:
DUT Jarvis. he's gain at Heiney as if this lump
- Of Inoldy swcitzcriase was tascinatln to
look at.
Il beg pardon says he, but YOU say this hotel
Heinev mods his head then covers his face with
his hands. as if he was seein' things again.
And what was the date Of this-this unfortunate
occurrence?' says Jarvis,
Year before the last. in Angoost says Heney,
shudderin' -" AugoOst seven.
The seventh Of August. says Jarvis. And
was your hotel the Occdentt