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STEAMERS AT FOREIGN PORTS.

Liverpool. May 2S-Georgic CBrl. New York 24th,
Caronia CBr). New York via Queenstown
Southampton. May 24-New York. New York via
Plymouth and Cherbourg
SAILED.
Liverpool. May 23-Bovic CBr). New York.
Queenstown, May "a, $40 m-Campana (Br). New
York
Gibraltar. Nav 24-Cerea tItaD, York.
Fiume May 23-Slavona (BrJ. New York
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To FICNE VIA
GIBRALTAR. NAPLES AND TRIESTE.
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The MAURITANIA Il LUSITANIA Uhs
largest and fastest steamships in the world.
VIII hereafter sail on WEDNESDAYS. in
VICE.
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TO LIVERPOOL VIA QUEENSTOWN
PASSENGERS BOOKED THROUGH TO
LONDON AND PARIS
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BUSINESS CHANCEs-

|NANT some ole 70 furnish capital ana
tske interest n THE manufacture o1 new
k,.schine recently patented; valuable 80
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[F1vkng model Address w. Box 81, Trio-
Fr-e o.ce.
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ROOMS TO LET.
x11IsRD AND POOL TABLES

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Dp.FTSy years experiences
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,barr. ~ outside construction work; first
Lass man. Nielsen 551 s3d ct. BROOKLYN
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npAr-GHTsMAN - Architectural: neat
arc1y-zt.- also excellent ornamental and
S-a.hs,5 S-auehtsrnan: willing to begin
iou T-hor1as G johnston. a. Ashland
Place, Brooklyn.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17

The late Sir John Millais was very
keen fisherman. He used to tell
story of an old man who was his at
tendant during a days sport In the
north of England. The old man was
full of local gossip and small scandal,
and where the natural supply failed
him he was clearly able to manufac-
ture enough of his own to go on with.
81 were out with the bishop yester-
day." said the old man, referring to a
popular church dignitary, who is also
a good fisherman "Ah," replied Nil
lais, hes a good manw WELL" con-
tinued the old fellow, "'e may be, but
e do swear bit when 'e's 6shin'."
ooh, nonsensep replied Millais. Il
don't believe that" The old man in
sisted that he was right, however
'I'll give you an instance" he said.
81 was standin' 'longside O the bishop,
same as | might be aside O. you, and
ED got a big fellow at the end of is
line that was pretty nigh pullin' i'm
off lis feet. and turns to is lordship
and says, ''E pulls ard, don't
hep and the bishop says, Yes, e do
Well, now. amt that swearin' Y'-Lon-
don NJ. A. p
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
The Blackboard.

'sThere are few persons who know
low the name of 'buckb board came to
5e applied to a vehicle says writer.
1t was away back in the twenties,
when the transportation of goods,
wares and merchandise was almost
entirely by wagon. A DR.. Buck was
then in charge of military stores en-
route to army posts in the southwest.
In east Tennessee much difficulty was
experienced by reason of the rough
roads, and there were frequent mis-
haps, mostly from wagons overturning.
DR.. Buck overhauled the outfit. and.
abandoning the wagon bodies, long
boards were set directly on the axles
Or hung below, and the stores were
loaded In such a manner that there
were no further delays from break
downs, and the stores safely reached
their destinations. In special emergen-
cy, too, the load could be shifted or
taken off in a hurry. DR.. Bucks ex-
ample was followed, especially when
roads were rough, and soon much haul
ing was done by the use of wheels,
axles and boards only Now we have
the blackboard, both in carriage and au-
tomobile forms, conforming closely to
the original idea, though few suspect
the source of it."-Chicago News.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
Pants and Trousers.

Everybody talks well when he talks
in the way he likes, the way he can't
help, the way he never thinks Of. The
rest is effort and pretense. The man
who says trousers" because he likes
to say it and the man who says pants
because he likes to say it are both
good fellows with whom frank soul
could fraternize. but the man who says
trousers" when he wants to say
"pants" is a craven and trucker,
equally hateful to honest culture and
wholesome ignorance. He belongs in
the same sordid category with the man
who wears tight shoes and high col
lars that are torment to the flesh,
who eats olives that he doesn't relish
and drinks uncongenial clarets in imi-
tation Of his genteel neighbor in the
brownstone Atlantic.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17


So far as France is concerned. 1t is
the number fourteen that has played
conspicuous and generally portentous
part in her history. On May IA, 1854
the Rue de la Ferronnerie was enlarged
by order of Henri H., and four times
fourteen years later Henri Nv. was as
sassinated there by Ravaillac-namely.
on May IA. 1910. Henri had lived four
times fourteen years. fourteen weeks
and four times fourteen days. e., If
| ty-six years and five months. Then
Henris son, Louis XIII, died May IA,
1913 (the same day and month as his
fathers. And 1913 added together
EQUALS fourteen, just as 1858 (the year
of the birth of Henri IV.) equals four
teen. Louis xiv assembled the throne
1913, which added together equals
fourteen and similarly the year of his
death Q715) equals.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17

Senator Stone Of Missouri once made
himself unpopular with certain pho
tographer. The latter individual ap
peared at the senator's room at the
capitol and announced that he was
there to take picture. Stone expostu
lated, but In vain. A few days later
the photographer again appeared and
presented the pictures and also bill
for $40. Remembering how hopeless
was his argument against having the
picture taken, Senator Stone decided II
would be still more useless for him to
decline to pay for them. So he wrote a
check. After the mans name was on
the check he wrote the word photo
CRATER"
When the man presented the check
at the senate disbursing Office for pay
ment, he was required to indorse the
check and write after his name. just
as it was written on the face of the
check, the word Photographers" st
Louis Republic.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
A Limit to His Power.

A curious historical anecdote is hand
ed down from the time of James l.
James, being in want of 100000, ap-
piled to the corporation for loan. The
corporation refused. The king insist
ed. "But, sire, you cannot compel us"
said the lord mayor. NO" exclaim-
ed James, ''but I'll ruin you and the
city forever. I'll remove my courts OF
law, my court itself and my parlia-
ment to winchester or to Oxford and
make desert of Westminster, and
then think what will become OF your
"May it please your majesty" replied
the lord mayor, you are at liberty to
remove yourself and your courts to
wherever you please; but. sire, there
will always be one consolation to the
merchants of London-your majesty
cannot take the Thames along with
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
A BILL IN CONGRESS.
The Method by Which a Measure Is

The Method by Which a Measure 10
Transformed Into Law.
On a day set for the consideration OF
the bill the house goes into committee
of the whole. A chairman appointed
by the speaker presides. The bill Is
read by sections and clauses after gen.
eral debate has closed, and any mem
Der may offer amendments. All voting
In committee is by rising. The yeas
and nays are not taken.
When the bill has been gone through
and all amendments have been voted
upon. the committee rises and the
chairman reports the bill back to the
house. with the amendments. The
house then votes upon them either SIN
Civ or in gross and by yeas and nays
II they are ordered to be taken.
The bill is then ordered to be en-
grossed-that is, written out In fair
hand and Just as it Is after being
amended-and to be read third time.
AS It is usually already engrossed 1t Is
at once read the third timely title, as
beforehand passed.
The clerk takes the bill to the senate,
by which body it Is referred to the
finance committee In due time the
committee, If it sees fit, and not other
wise. reports the bill back to the sen
ate. with propositions to amend. In
the senate the bill is considered "as In
committee of the whole" the amend
ments of the finance committee and
other volunteer amendments are ac-
cepted or rejected, they are again
voted upon when the bill is reported
to the senate from the committee OF
the whole. and the bill is passed.
AS the two houses are not agreed
upon the bill, committee OF confer
ence. usually consisting OF three mem
bers of each branch of congress, Is ap
pointed. The committee, when 1t has
come to an agreement, reports to each
house, and the acceptance of the re
/ port is the final stage of the bill In Its
passage.
The measure is now ''enrolled"-tha1
Ia. It is printed in large, open type
upon parchment-and is taken first tC
| the house, where it is signed by the
speaker; then to the senate, where tht
| vice president signs it. and finally tt
the president, and makes the bin
| law.
Congress is notified that the bill has
been approved, and the original copy
of the act is deposited in the depart
ment of state.-Edwin Tarrisse in Har
| per's Weekly.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17

In q certain mountainous region the
teachers are appointed with little ques-
don concerning their grammatical
orthodoxy. Occasionally, however, q
wave Of school reform sweeps through
the valleys, and undesired examina-
lions are thrust upon embarrassed ped
agogues-
1t was during one of these periods OF
intellectual discomfort that the follow
ing sentence was given: ''The bird
few over the house." Accompanying
It was the query, "Is flew a regular
or an irregular verb?"
One teacher after another shook his
head hopelessly despite the slow,
thought inspiring fashion in which the
examiner repeated the perplexing fact
that 'aThe - bird = few = over = the =
house."
Finally q man rose In the rear, and,
with the assurance of one who puts
his trust in logic and practical knowl-
edge of natural history. he volunteered
a solution Said he:
eff that bird which few over the
house was a wild goose, it went in a
straight, regular line, SO the verb is
regular. But If 1t was lockwood
that flew over the house, then it went
in a crooked. zigzag line. and so the
verb is irregular"
All but the grammar bound exam
liner were satisfied with this sensible
and rational explanation Youths
Companion.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
Coincidence.

The strange story told by a default
ing debtor of his being recognized after
he had been for six years trying to
live down the past is not so strange a
story as one which came within the
ken of Professor Jowett. A good man
went wrong, was caught and sentenced
at Liverpool to Imprisonment. After
the sinner had served his term ,Iowett
and others helped him, and he obtained
a colonial editorship where his past
was unknown He did well; was q
new man. One day tornado swept
off the roof of his Office Under the
roof was discovered a batch Of old
English papers which had been placed
there and forgotten after the mail had
brought them. He set members of his
staff to work to get out of the derelicts
anything which might be interesting
enough to print. The first thing that
they found was a full report of the
trial and conviction of the man him.
self, their editor, at Liverpool all those
years before.-St James Gazette.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
A BAD Break.

att beats the Dutch" said young
broker, "how much trouble a fellows
wife's most charming girl friend car
make for a fellow-or for a fellows
wife" Then he explained what ap
peared to be greatly in need Of ex
PLANTATION. Il went home for dinner
the other night" he continued, with
a friend who was married recently
The wife's old chum was there and
met the husband for the first time
"'Really,' she said on presentation
L quite feel that l have known you
You see. that picture of yours in foot
ball costume that Jennie always kept
on her dresser so long was very ia
miliar to me-
'Say, you ought to have seen the
face of that friend of mine. But he
finally found his voice.
"'But, my dear Miss Smith, he re
piled, 4 never was a football player
and never had on a football costume
Then you should have seen Miss
Smiths face."-New York Globe.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17

On one occasion President Lincoln
on entering the telegraph Office of the
war department. writes Mr. Bates In
'Lincoln In the Telegraph Office" was
heard to remark to Secretary Seward,
"By jings, governor, we are here at
lastr' Turning to him in reproving
manner, Mr.. Seward said, mir. Presi-
dent, where did you learn that inele-
CANT expression?" Without replying
to the secretary, Lincoln addressed the
telegraph operators, saying:
Young gentlemen, excuse me for
swearing before you By jings' Is
swearing, for my good old mother
taught me that anything that had a
by before it was swearing"
One day Secretary Seward, who was
not renowned as a joker, said he had
been told that short time before on
a street crossing Lincoln had been
seen to turn out in the mud to give a
colored woman a chance to pass.
EYES," said Lincoln, at has been a
rule of my life that If people would
not turn out for me would turn out
for them. Then you avoid collisions"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17

In the early days of New England it
was the custom to keep the Sabbath
from sundown Saturday night until
the same hour on Sunday. That this
practice was attended by pitfalls is
shown by an incident told in THE Pa
pers of the Connecticut Valley Histor-
ical Society,"
There lived in Ryefeld thrifty
dame, an enterprising, driving woman
and notable housewife. The good wo-
man was not willing to lose Sunday
evenings out of her catalogue of house
work, but she was pious withal and
strictly kept the day to the sunset
limit. AS soon as the sun was fairly
below the horizon she would begin her
washing and get her clothes ready for
drying bright and early on Monday
morning.
One cloudy Sunday she, supposing
the day was ended, changed her Sun
day gown. rolled up her sleeves and
went to work. As she was scrubbing
away In the kitchen. her face toward
the west window, the clouds suddenly
broke. and the great round sun shone
In full on the poor Sabbath breaker at
work. She gave one cry of amazement
and horror and fed the kitchen.
After that sinful day she never be-
gan her work on Sunday evening.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
Animals Ara Not Proud.

Professor Schuster asserts that ami
mails lack moral feeling entirely, none
Of their acts being immoral or moral in
the broad sense. and that they have no
trace of a sense Of shame or Of honor.
Their courage, he declares. is "a mere
Impulse of nature" and of moral cour-
age they know nothing. He continues:
"And animals have no pride in the
sense Of mans conception of that quail
ity. They are not proud Of their kind.
of their kindred. of their individuality.
They neither have an individuality nor
are Individual Animals are not proud
because they have no consciousness Of
the scope Of the value of their kind, Of
their enterprise or Of any other form
of their capability. They are neither
supercilious. proud nor the contrary
that is, grieved. wounded or depressed
in regard to possible pride"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
Artistic Slips.


It Is q frequent matter Of lamenta-
ton on the part of artists that one Of
their number may spend genius and
time on piece Of work, only to fan
eonspicuously in small detail.
There is story that one Royal acade-
mician gave a hand five fingers and a
thumb and that another painted live
lobster bright red
The clever Goodall had been engaged
in painting a number of laborers drag
ging huge stone across the desert
when a man of science entering the
studio said to him: Il say, Goodall, II
you want those fellows to pull that
stone you must double their number.
1t would require just twice as many
for the task"
But it is not modern painters alone
who slip up on points of accuracy.
Even Albrecht Durer in scene repre-
senting Peter denying Christ painted
one of the Roman soldiers In the act Of
smoking. Turner put a rainbow be-
side the sun, and in another picture he
got fearfully tangled in the ships rig
ging.-Chicago Record Herald.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
Where Regsar. Have Trades Unions

Where 5eggars Have Trades Unions.
Begging is vocation in China and
beggary an institution In every prov
ince there Is an organized beggars'
trade union or guild-in some districts
several. These guilds have presidents
and officials and are In every respect
thoroughly well organized. There is
a mem bership fee of about 81, and all
members swear to abide by the rules.
The chiefs, or 'kings," as they are
called, are under the protection of the
magistrates, and their power is con-
siderable Wide World Magazine.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17

Many sufferers from nasal catarrh say
they get splendid results by using an ato-
mizer. For their benefit we prepare Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm. Except that it is
liquid it is in all respects like the healing,
helpful, pain-allaying Cream Balm that
the public has been familiar with for
years. No cocaine nor other dangerous
drug in it. The soothing spray is a
remedy that relieves at once. All drug
gists, roc, including spraying tube, OF
mailed by Ely Bros. Sc Warren street.
New York
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17

A veteran naval surgeon. speaking OF
the odd things that crop out In the
service, said that one of the younger
medical cranks in the navy discovered
much virtue In sea water. and no mat
ter what disease came on his first ac-
ton was to throw down the patients
throat large dose of the nauseating
LIQUID. The crew soon learned to hate
him thoroughly. In process OF time ne
fell overheard in a choppy sea. and a
great hustle ensued. In the midst OF II
the captain came up and anxiously in
ouired the cause "0h. nothing, sir,
replied tar. "only the doctor has fell
into his medicine chest|
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
What He Meant.

Park row at a. m. and policeman
and sailor in conversation.
"Keyside, keyside" said the sailor.
",Ow will Hi reach the bloornin' key
side?'
"G'wan wild We. Dye think I'm a
locksmith. that / know about yer old
key and its side? There's one key and
lock I'll be after givin' ye, and that's
TO a cell. Move on now"
"Keyside! Hi said keyside as plain
as Hi could, blimew
Just then high brow who had been
to the postot1ice buying stamps so that
his rejected contributions would come
back to him stepped up.
1.-THE man wants the keyside, what
ever that is, and dunno" said the po-
liceman. Il believe he's looney and
III run him in"
"He wants the quayside-the docks, y
said the high brow as he directed the
man to the water front, while the po-
liceman said:
"Wen, I'll be blowed"-New York
PrpSg.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
psculiaritx Of Madness.

Who can tell why it is that in mad
houses the idea of subordination is
very seldom to be found? Bedlam is
inhabited only by kings, poets and
MISREPRESENTATION Messenger.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
/. Tn. 40. Of Artificial Beauty,

Writers on topics concerning wom-
ems matters would faiD have US be
neve that the present is the age OF
beauty. The fact is that never before
have the arts of artifciality been so
widely adopted among all classes as
they are today.-London Opinion.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
Advice to a wife,

Advice is often too good to be taken,
but a very agreeable variety was once
given by James Russell Lowell to a
young woman about to be married,
"Always give your husband-your own
Way"