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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29

reviewing stand at the Opera House
the night after the floral parade. has
been returned to its owner, after hav-
ing repaired where it was torn in re-
moving it from it's halliards. The
flag was found in the locker of a ma
rine near the immigration station.
Whether any official inquiry will be
made regarding the theft, is not
known. ~e.-'
The law firm of Kingsbury & Kel-
lOgg will be dissolved on the first of
the month, Judge Kingsbury CONT
nuing the business of the firm alone,
while Mr.. Kellogg will devote his en-
tire time to his large pineapple inter-
ests He will make his headquarters
at the Offices of the Wahiawa Conso-
lidated Pineapple Company, of which
he is the president and general man
ager, at Wahiawa.
The handling of bees in the Terri
tory in all connections is to be the
matter of especial investigation of DR..
E. F. Phillips, who arrived yesterday
by the Transport Crook. He is here
at the invitation of the Hawaiian Bee
IANtllNl - EAopONllNlOls anu tllICl NlSAN
ing the bee ranches in all the islands
of the group, will make a report to
the association and will probably adj
dress the members of the body on
one or more occasions. He will go
first to Kauai next week.
DR.. Elliott, V. s., was yesterday APP
pointed a deputy veterinarian and live
stock inspector for the districts of
North and South Hilo, Puma and Kau.
The new official will be subject to in
structions from DR.. Norgaard. Terri
torial Veterinarian, and is the first APP
pointee under the system recently ar
ranged for placing competent live
stock inspectors on all the islands.
It is expected that with the cooper
alton of the plantations an income of
$3.50 per month can be guaranteed to
men for this service, and by this
means the combating of CHAMBERS
and other diseases can be greatly fac
ilitated.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29
KILAUEA VOLCANO.
In Grand
Eruption

Liquid Fire has risen in the pit 1925
feet and is rising at the rate of 10 feet
daily.
Visitors report the awful grandeur
of the scene beyond description. These
periods of intense activity are not as
a rule of long duration. Don't delay
your visit to this world-wonder; don't
miss the opportunity of a lifetime,
don't be dissuaded from taking the
trip.
The S. S. "KINAU" will leave Homo
lulu on Tuesday, March 3rd, at noon,
returning Saturday a. m. March 7th.
Fare to Volcano and return, cover
ing hotel and transportation charges,
$3.50.
Secure your passage at once.
For information regarding the trip
apply to
Henry Warehouse Trust Co., Lid
Cor. Fort 6 Merchant sts.. Honolulu,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29
Society
Continued from Page StXJ

Mrs. Walter f. Frear is hostess to-
day at a luncheon at the Governors
country home at the Peninsula, the
guest of Lonor being Mrs. Ella Wheel
er Wilcox. Quite a large party of la
dies went down to the Peninsula on
the 9:15 o clock train this morning to
attend the affair.
The College Clubs series of lectures
and study on the Oriental Question"
began yesterday afternoon when the
first lecture was given at the home Of
Mrs. J. NJ. Whitney, ON Punahou street.
The address of the day was by Mrs.
l. NJ. Cox and proved most interesting
and instructive to the large attendance
of members of the Club and other la
dies present. This series Of study is
open to all women interested, and not
alone to members, and the future
meetings are likely to be as well or
better attended than was the first one
e 8 8
Governor and Mrs. Frear will be At
Home to callers on Monday from $3.50
to 6. Strangers as well as residents
are welcome. Those assisting Cover
nor and Mrs. Frear on Monday will be
Mrs. Lowrey, Mrs. Marx, Mrs. Hitch
cock, Mrs. Marston Campbell, Mrs
Walter Wall, Mrs. Stanley Livingston,
Miss May Kluegel Miss Jane Whine,
Mrs, w. L. Bowers, Mr.. Hosmer, Mr.
Fitz, Mr.. Livingston. The Governors
eldest sister, Mrs. e. F. Woodward,
and her two daughters also are expect
ed to be present on Monday. They are
passing through to Japan on the Ko-
rea, which is due on that day.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29
OAILY STOCK REPORT

Between Boards-Sales: so Hawaiian
Agri. Co.. $3.50 90.
Session Sales: IS Oahu Sugar Co.,
1924.
Dividends-Feb. 20. 1908: C. Brewer
& Co., 1 per cent; Eva, 1 per cent;
Waimanalo 2 1-2 per cent; Hawaiian
Electric, "a per cent; Olowalu, 1 per
cent; Hon. B. & M. Co., per cent;
l. /. S. N. Co., ga per cent; Kahuku,
! per cent; Hawaiian Agri Co., 1 per
cent; Mar. 1, 1908, Pioneer / per cent.
nrnAnAa.nn Dill Glad
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29
CONSOLIDATED SODA HATlR WORKS
COMPANY, LTD.

Sole manufacturers and Agents OF
Genuine Kola Mint. Don't buy poor
imitations.) PHONE II.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29
THE NEW CONSUL.

Consul Menant, the new representa-
tive of the French Government to HO-
noulu, has formally advised Governor
Frear Of his arrival, by letter this
morning He will probably call on the
Governor next Monday. M. Menant
comes to relieve Acting Consul Mar
ques, who has represented the French
Government here for a number of
years.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29

Honolulu I d.. IUb. g1. zoos
Temperature. a. ms "a. ms lU
90 ms and morning minimum
90. d.. %. l.. U5.
barometer readings ausr.l.. humid
Ity lguius pgI cubic looU. relative
humidity aud dew point al sa m.:
2a.9I. 5.8as. GG. $50.
Wind Velocity and direction aJ g q.
m.. o.. m.; 10 q. m.. and noon
3 ~ q ST. SE. @ SE
Rainfall during % u0us ending a.
m. trace.
Total wind movement during "a hours
ended no noon 1870 miles
WN. r. STOCKMAN,
Section Director.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL
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News Of the Day

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pest Inc Oh GOODS oDIainaOle any
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the most scepLcal Oh the lrulh Oh IhlS
assertion. ASK lor bllIE HoWell.
robert w. Breckohs was cohilrmeG
as District Attorney lor hawaii ana
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lllsIrlct OF HaWah' by Iue SehaLe %
the united states on teDruary ~.
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an intermediary appeal TO the ou-
pleme Court was nIed TINS morning.
IL. rosenberg mas Deeh appointed
agent Tor lhe famous Iahsan mineral
Wafer OF Japan. lhoush inns water
Is pracucally new TO HohoIulu IL Is
In great demand Wherever lhtrouuc-
ca.
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29
THESE AUf DAYS

And warm nights with their perspira-
zion and heated blood, bring discom'
fort which quickly gives way TO re-
fresaIuz c0IIuoss after using
PACHECOs DANDRUFF KILLER
This preparation not onlv coois but
also cures rrialsIy heat and stops that
awful itching
Sold 10y am druggists and al Pa.
r.anuH Barber Shop
Telephone 28"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29

The family of the late w. F. Will
liams extended their heartfelt thanks
to the G. A. r. and other kind friends
for flowers and sympathetic bestow-
ed,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-02-29
James F. Morgan's
StOSG< and Bond
ID q u "a H IN q N {

Member of Honolulu Stock and Bond
Exchange.
Stock and Bond Orders receive
prompt attention.
Information furnished relative to all
STOCKS AND BONDS.
LOANS NEGOTIATED
Phone 70. p. o. Box 594.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09
A CHANGE OF BASE.

The American Naval Stores COM
pany. commonly known as the trust,
has officially announced its d3terni-
nation to move it's headquarters from
SaSarnGh 20 Jacksonville, AMI tho re-
movai will be accomplished by Jan
uary 1st This has mcst probably
been influenced by the active position
Jacksonville has taken in the forna-
ton of holding company in opposi-
ton to the trust, It remains to be
seen what influence this transfer will
have on Jacksonvilie's activity. II
the movement was originated out of
rivalry with Savannah. and the prime
object of Jacksonville is accomplished
by acquiring the trust headquarters
industry, it is quite possible there may
be lull in the energy OF the city on
the st. tohns, ar
II ma; l. trife uncharitablc II
su.;g.>, even the possibility &C such
a thing, but In these days OF skillful
tactics it behooves the innocent and
the uniformed to keep their eyeteeth
sharp and their optics open. What
the operators and the people of the
state at large want is an advance in
the price OF spirits sufficient to leave
a profit on production-whether tht
nominal market and headquarters be
in Savannah or Jacksonville. 1t re-
mains to be seen whether the STRAIT
egg of the trust viii disarm or weak
en- the opposition.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09
THE AMENITIES.

That politics is losing some of its
strenuosity in manner If not in meth
cd is shown by the sitting down to-
gether at the same table On a formal
occasion Wednesday evening of the
two leading candidates for the presi-
dency, This is unique circumstance
in the history of the country, and will
undoubtedly have its influence upon
the minds of the people. 1t is a sig
nificant departure from the usual re-
publican manner. which has hereto
fore been to treat democratic national
candidates and characters as a collec-
ton of moral and political outlaws, to
associate with whom was to lose caste
and to forego that claim of superb
GRITTY which has always been a con-
siderable part of the republican stock
in trade.
The occasion was purely CONNER
cial. and the speeches OF the gentle
men were free from anything even
bordering on politics. The managers
OF the project for q deep waterway
from the Lakes to the Gulf have sue
ceeded in divorcing this importan,
project from any form OF party poll
tics, and It now commands the APP
prevail of most or all the leading mer
Of the country. Like all great projects
of that character it will be slow in
completion and still slower in mani
Testing the direct benefits expected
from 1t. In truth it will act more
as a check upon the railways thar
as direct factor in transportation
1t win fix limit of freight charges
beyond which the railroads cannot 81
and in that way will be of inestim-
able service to the country.
However, if something more mate
ial should come from the convention
Brunswick would certainly benef
from. the result OF the meeting since
this city is so located as to demand
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09
THE HOUSTON LINE.

It is matter of history that in Sep
TENDER. 1890. a direct trade eonyen-
ton was held in Atlanta, attended by
the governors of North and South Car
DINA, Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee
and Florida, and by large delegations
Of able men from each of these states,
presided over by the lamented John
B. Gordon. then governor of Geor-
gia.
This convention called another con
vention for the 18th of January, 1891.
We state with a measure Of city pride
that at both Of these conventions the
leading speech published and circu-
lated widely through the country, CO.
pied largely by the daily press was
made by Col. C. P. Goodyear Of the
Brunswick delegation to that conven-
ton.
The panic Of 1893 postponed but has
net prevented a large measure Of the
high hope entertained by these two
conventions, which were simply re-
yiving the thought and the purpose
Of the great statesmen of The south
before the war, which was the great
central thought OF a convention pre-
sided over by Senator John c. Calhoun
at Memphis, another great convention
at Charleston, and others at Balti-
more, Richmond and New Orleans. II
voiced a thought always vital, that
the south could never attain a proper
measure Of commercial independence
direct trade through southern
ports. That so long as we exported
goods through northern ports and i'm
ported goods through such ports we
were necessarily paying a large toll
to these states and to their exporters
and their importers.
That thought has grown into for
eign steamship lines at New Orleans.
Mobile and Pensacola on the Gulf, and
at Charleston. Savannah, Brunswick.
and Wilmington upon the Atlantic
known as tramp steamship line illus
trated by the Strachan line at Bruins
wick with direct bills of lading from
any southern station. 1t is but the
of a great commerce
through the port of Brunswick. a com
merce with all the great European
ports, with the ports Of the United
Kingdom Of South and Central Amer
lea, and the West Indies and Mexico
and as soon as the Panama canal is
completed with the far east. A com
merce which win give a vast impe-
tus to Brunswicks growth and devel-
opment as the leading seaport upon
the South Atlantic coast.
This line explains the 10000. 900
investment of the A.. b & A. people
in first-cla railroad and frst-class
terminals at Brunswick Birmingham
and Atlanta; in a great coastwise
steamship line; in coal and iron lands.
in iron furnaces. in marble and ce.
ment lands.
All that we of Brunswick need tc
do is to continue the harmonious work
of the Goth of September; continue to
work in harmony with the always pro-
gressive work of the A, B. & A. pee
pAe to build great city here by leaps
and bounds.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

This presidential campaign is GER
tainly resurrecting some dead ones.
We note that Marion Butler came to
life the other day and made a speech
in some Maryland town. We look
for Mark Hanna and James K Jones
to come along at any time.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

Correspondence solicited, but to
receive attention, letters must be
accompanied by responsible name
not for publication, but as a
guarantee Of good faith.
Rejected communications viii be
returned If accompanied by postage
Remittance should be made by
postal note, check. money order, or
registered letter. Address,
NEWS PUBLISHING CO.,
BRUNSWICK, GA.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

respectfully announce that l will
be a candidate for alderman from the
fourth ward, subject to the white pri-
mary and respectfully ask the sup
port of my friends and citizens.
Respectfully,
A. n. Boyle.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09
A Boon to Elderly people.

Most elderly people have some KID
ney or bladder disorder that is both
painful and dangerous. Foley's Kid
ney Remedy has proven a boon to
many elderly people as it stimulates
the urinary organs. correets irregular
tiles and tones IN the whole system.
Commence taking Foleys Kidney
Remedy at once and be vigorous. For
sale at McTgan's drug store.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

The coming Of the Houston line Of
steamers to Brunswick is another de-
velopment due TO the bread spirit of
push and energy Of the A, 3. & a.
railroad people.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

attention and since her people have
long been interested in the question
Of deep waterways and since both
Silly T. and Billy B. have agreed to
be liberal on that question when they
take Theodore's crown away, why all
is well.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

The passage Of the Acknowledgement
measure means .that every essential
plank in the platform Of Governor
Hoke Smith has been enacted into
laws, and pretty good laws, too
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09
FOR ALDERMEN.

To the Voters of the Second Ward:
l hereby beg to announce my candi-
dacy for alderman from this ward al
the approaching city primary. If cleo
ted l pledge myself to advocate and
support every policy looking to the
advancement CT the city. win APP
preciate the support OF my fellow
citizens. Very respectfully,
L. Goldsmith.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

That pair of fellows. a republican
and democrat. who fought a les
perat. ddel to the death - Joliet The
otLer day should have emulated he
good example Of Bryan and Taft.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

Verify. the time for an Independent
party in Georgia is not at hand yet,
Watson and Graves and other such
fry to the contrary Notwithstanding.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

Macon is advertising state fair
and Atlanta is doing the same thing.
Now, which one of these progressive
cities is doing the near-beer stunt?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

The Naval Stores Trust is to re-
move its headquarters from Savannah
to Jacksonville. Well, will that keep
it from being trust?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

The postofice department is the
last victim to bargain propositions.
You can now send a letter to Euro
pean points for two cents. Now get
to writing.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

Judge Ellis says the near beer tax
must stand; all right, let 'er go at
that.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

Fall in line and work for Brunswick
and see how much happier you will
find yourself.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

Atlanta is all agog over little thing
like a horse show. How easy it is, for
some people to work up enthusiasm.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

yancey Carter is without question
In the also ran" class this morning.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09
MISCELLANEOUS.

iOOD BOARD-With nicely furnish
ed rooms. at 110S Mansfield street.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

Tom Watson, like Tow Lawson, con-
tinues to talk.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09
FOUND.

FOUND-Yale lock key on Reynolds
between K and street. Owner
call at this office, pay for ad and
get key.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

MEN-Our illustrated cata1og explains
how we teach barber trade in few
weeks. mailed free. Moler Barber
College, Atlanta. Ga.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

beg to announce my candidacy for
alderman of the city of Brunswick.
from the first ward, subject to the
white primary. Respectfully,
w. r. Cox.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

This will serve to notify you that
am candidate for the office OF
mayor of the city Of Brunswick, sub
ject to the coming city primary. The
prosperity of this city and the well
fare Of its pecple prompt the appeal
which l make for your support.
Yours very truly.
3. J. Ford.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

\ \ = = \ = = 4 y \ 4 4 4 4
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= Glynn County, =
4 City Of Brunswick, =
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

| hereby announce that l will be
candidate for alderman from the third
ward, subject to the coming white pri-
mary. If elected shall give the af-
fairs of the city the samamlssszsS isR
l have devoted to ii
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09
ANNOUNCEMENTS
FOR MAYOR.

1 respectfully announce my candi-
dacy for the Office of mayor of the
city Of Brunswick, for the ensuing
term, subject TO the action OF The
white primary r. r. Hopkins.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

announce that / will be a Iii
date for mayor of the city OF Bruins
wick for the next two years. l Will
Of course, be subject 10 the white pri-
mary I have an amb. ton TO fiji the
honorable positi Of mayor of this
city In the past several weeks many
Of my friends have urged me to enter
the race. ! thank them n advance
for their support | trust my past ser
vices to the cty merit endorsement.
r. Newman.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

OFFICE: 2o7 GLOUCESTER ST.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-10-09

EVERY DAY EXCEPT MONDAY.
Entered at the Brunswick, Ca, Post
office as second class mail matter.
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-01

PRETTY suburban homes. Imp. ard unimp.- stock
farms alfalfa lands for sale and exchange
Write Crawford & Challen. 16 North ID St
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-01
UNPAID WAGES CoLLECTED
MALE HELP WANTED

KNOX. 443 Pine-Suits, liens and attachments:
time checks ca.ied; debts collected everywhere.
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-01

BooKs. bought. sssd and exchanged; large ex-
change library. G. Z. COX. 75z Golden Gate
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-01
EMPLOYMENT wANTED-FEMALE

GOOD steady, experienced woman wants work
good plain cook for small boarding
house, hotel or ranch; good references. Apply
box 37l6, Call office.
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-01

FIRST CLASS head gardener (single) for pri-
vate place. 18th and Jackson sts., on Lake
Merritt Oakland; don't call in person; only
written application considered; all outdoor
work with no conservatorfes TO look after; the
gardener must be handy man around the place;
In your applica ton please answer these cues
tions definitely: Your experience for the past
Eve years7 Experience in California? Refer
ences7 Nationality Age? Habits? Wages
-S65 with board and lodging. Address Box
SI34 Call office.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-06-27

keep poor Papa, slavirg man, a-dig-
ging in his jeans, and while they're
eating pompano, he'll make out on
sardines. They'll also live on noun
tain trout, and muskelonge and
croaker, and Pa will try to pay for
it with what he wins at Poker.
He'll cheat like Bret IIarte's China
man, and when he shall beseech for
giveness down upon his knees and
heaven seems out of reach, his plea
shall be, Forgive me. Lord, my
folks are at the beach "
And Helie dear will honeymoon
With Anna his to hold,
And he will sigh, INA chere" you
Are worth your weight in gold. "
Whereat she'll say, while kissing
him
Beneath her broad-brimmed hat,
But, dear, don't weigh what l did
When Boni told me that"
And then hot August will return,
and John d. get in line and pay his
twelfth installment on that thirty
million fine