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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-08-15
WastefuI Government.

If we would only bring home to the
people the way in which wasteful gov
eminent bears upon them in their
daily life, II we could only make them
realize the way they are robbed by in
efficiency and the fact that the taxes
that are paid to support an extrava-
CANT administration In their final in
cidence come upon the poor, we should
have everywhere recruits In the army
of reform. Governor Charles f.
Hughes of New York
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-08-15

The farmers of Pleasant View dis
trict, ten miles south of Eureka, Green.
wood county, Kan. have organized n
good roads club with S. II. Rocky pres
ident and NJ. O. Hanson secretary.
The club has eighteen charter mem
bers. In the district are eleven miles
of road, and 1t Is the object of the
club to have each mile properly graded
and worked regularly with the road
drag. The club will hold regular meet
ings to discuss necessary improvements
and methods for work.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-08-15

Tubbs Come inshide an have n
final, OF man.
Tootlc-Don' shink sho. Rara late
docking Mt his watch) IIow'Sh the
enemy
Tubbs-Oh, thash all right, Of chap.
Shc'Sh i'm bed
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-08-15
AN EXPERT OPINION.
Corporate and Government Man
agement Clearly ContraSted.

A Public Accountant Estimate Of the
Men Who Handle Our Great Bust
ness Observation-Disclosures, Econ
omy, Honesty, at Premium-Sueh
ministration Of Government Bureaus.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-08-15

Liftman Cfor the second timer NO
smokin' in the lift
Navvy-I Amt smokin
Liftman-Well, don't you call that a
cigar?
Navy drying once more to make his
smoke" draw Nav, of course it
amt It's bloomin' lung developer
Taller.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-08-15
One Of Those Blissfu Moments.

Fond Mother to Artist NisitOr-Be-
ing an artist yourself, I'm sure you'll
these drawings of Willic'S.
He is only seven, and he never had
lesson In his life WOman's Home
Companion.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-08-15
RaLroQd Schedules
Baltimore & Ohio R, R,
SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE MAY ~, 1908.
CUMBERLAND
Daily. TEX. Sunday. TN Monday. SSunday only.
EAST5OuND.

Daily. TEX. Sunday. 4lx. Monday. SSunday only.
EAsT6oUNp.
For WASHINGTON, BALTIMORE, PIIILADEL-
PIIA and NEW Yp;H. lcIart '220 am, '2.45
am, 'SOl am, 'S.24 am, 'l2.4O pm. go pm,
1850 pm, stopping at Hancock and Martushurg.
Arrive 'IiO am, 4.27 am. '5.U5 am 'l25 p. m,
For WASHINGTON. BALTIMORE and Way sta
tior~, Depart t2l5 pm.
For NINClEITEH, Depart sol am. 10. 10 p. M,
IL = pm. Arrive 500 m. lbs pm. '9i3 pm.
For HOMNEY, Depart tS.ol aim, 1920 pm. Arrive
For BEKKELlY SPRINGS, Depart +sOl am. 1924
Hlu., IL. 40 pm. f4i5 pm. Arrive +9.20 am,
II . pm. t5.l2 pm, tS.22r nm.
For IIAGEISIOWN, Depart sol am. Arrive u. %
pm. fl. u p IN.
For FREDERICK, Depart . % am, 70 M, sol
am. tS2i am, t2to p.m t245 pm. Arrive lbs
pm, 'S.22 pm, 1915 pm.
WEsT8oUND (PlTTseURo DiVsIoNJ
For CHICAGO, Depart '517 pm. Arrive 'l235 pm,
For CLEVELAND, Depart $50 am. Arrive '2.iO
For PITrsBiEG and CoNNELLsyILLE, Depart
l1l am, = - am, 10 y am. 0ocaID. 'l:n PM,
300 m. OocaD SIT pm. Arrive - ~ am,
'l2l y. m. l"caD, 'l235 pm, 600 pm, 1910 pm.
Qocalp, "a pm.
WESTsoUND (MAiN LINED
For CHICAGO, Depart 1852 pm. Arrive '7,5l am,
For CINCiNNATI LOUISVILLE & ST LOUIS. De-
part '5i2 am 30 p. m, 'S28 pm; via Parkers-
For KEYsEIi, PIEDMONT and GRAFTON, Depart
'5l2am 100 am. NoCa). 1.35 =. m. t5.g m.
Qocall, 'S.2S p m, 1852 pm. Arrive '2l5 am,
'7.5l am, 'S1s am, tl215 pm. QOcaD 600 pm,
900 nm; Qocall. 'lo.10G,m.
1852 pm, Arrive - Is am '751 an 900 pm
NJ. G.. CLARKE, Ticket Agent,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-08-15
CUMBERLAND and PENNSYLVANIA
n,rry AILROAD.p,Ilv

-" Trains l2G and III will run only when
authorized on account of Theatre or other
Special Occasions G. l. BRETX,
Nov rs General Manager
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
Knew They Would Fit.

\ southern colonel had colored
valet by the name of George. George
received nearly all of the coloncls cast
off clothing. He had his eyes on Il GER
tain pair Of light trousers which were
not wearing out fast enough to suit
him. so he thought he would hasten
matters somewhat by rubbing grease
on one knee. When the colonel saw
the spot. he called George and asked If
he had noticed it. George said, YES,
sab. colonel. | noticed dat spot and
tried mighty hard to get it out, but |
couldn't"
"Have you tried gasoineY" the colo
mel asked.
"Ycs, sab, colonel but it didn't do no
good"
"IIave YOU tried brown paper and a
hot iron?"
"Ycs. sab, colonel Is done tried
mos everything | knows OF, but dat
spot wouldn't come out"
"Wcll. George. have you tried am
monia?" the colonel asked as last re-
sort
"No, sab, colonel. | amt tried 'em on
yet, but | knows dcy'll fit"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05

Oyster Bay gives Importance to the
matter AMI increases the public interest
in the welcome extended the returning
victorS.
Boxing as gentleman's sport has re-
ceivcd quite an impetus by the public
ity attending the doings of the 'Soci-
ETY. pugilSt," A. J. Drcxel Biddlc, who
last April boxed "Philadelphia Jack"
O'Brien at the Merton Cricket club.
MI Hiddle IS banker and millionaire
rs we'll as a champion among amateur
prizctightcrs, and n few weeks ago he
said:
II am going to start training on
Sept. !, and during the entire winter
| expect to fight before athletic clubs
all over the country. | am willing to
meet any man at my own weight"
Determined that Philadelphia shall
have nothing over Chicago in the line
of society pugiliStS, George LyttOn, So
cial leader and secretary of the fash
ionablc Chicago Athletic club rus sent
on a challenge to Biddlc, asking that
the championship in the heavyweight
gentleman class be satisfied.
Following IS the challenge sent by
the Chicago club In behalf of its
wealthy secretary:
A. ]. Drexel Biddlc, Philadelphia Club,
Philadelphia:
Dear Sir-it has been brought to my at
tention that you are the eastern heavy
weight champion boxer. We would ap-
preciate 1t very much If you would accept
> challenge from George LyttOn, our
Secretary time. number of rounds, etc,
to be decided later. Very truly yours,
CHARLES II. XELLER,
Chairman Athletic Committee.
All the world knows the Biddlcs.
They are the real whipped cream on
the upper crust with pedigrccs and
lineage and bags of gold. 1t Is part of
the coming out process of the girls of
the race to make their bows mt the
courts In Europe as soon as possible
after they have entered American So
clety. A. ]. DreXel Biddle is the heir
apparent of the house. When h is not
banking or boxing he writes po try.
About two years ago sOul. in weren't
BURGERS entered the B'ddls house
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
A Queer Kind of Savage.

When Albert Henry Savage LandOr
reached st. Petersburg on his way
from the forbidden land, the fact was
duly chroniclcd. and the London press
associations sent cable messages to
Australia telling of the hairbreadth es-
capes and manifold suffcrings. The
Melbourne Times received but short
note, which was this:
"A Savage Landor arrived in st.
Petersburg today from Tibet after suf'
fering greatly at the hands of the ma
tives."
This was meager enough, but the
news editor was equal to the occasion.
The following morning, among the
other matters of news, the readers Of
the Times found this startling informa-
ton:
"A savage landor got into st. Peters
burg yesterday, and the people of the
city were terrified After considerable
difficulty the beast, which came from
Tibet. was captured. taken to re-
mote place and there dispatched. 1t is
said that this Is the first animal of the
sort ever seen in Russia. How he
reached the city after his fights with
the natives of Tibet which Is COM
paratively unknown country, is mys-
terry"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05

count of the possible effect of these
ticket There has been much Spccula-
tion as to whether or not the split will
hurt Judge Taft'S chances of carrying
the state There are two gubcrnatorial
tickets in the fell claiming to be Re
publican. The SO called regular ticket
is headed by G. w. Swishrr, and the
other, the "IinColn ticket" has in the
first place the name of Arnold c.
Scherr. The Democrats are united and
have put in the field Lewis Bennett, Il
former speaker of the legislature. Mr.
ScEerr has served as state auditor, and
Mr.. SWiShCr has been prominent in his
party for some years. Supporters of
both the Republican nominees are de
claring their loyalty to the national
ticket, and it is claimed by some that
Judge Taft's vote will not be lesScneI
by the party controversies in the COM
mOnwcalth. On the other hand, it is
said that strenuous efforts will be made
to induce the warning factions to com
pose their differences and eliminate
one Cr tHc other of the candidates.
Roosevelt carried the state four years
ago by majority of 31,700 In 1900
the RcpuhIi an majority was 21,OOO,
and it WAS llJOO in 1896. Cleveland
obtained the electoral vote in 1892 by
a majority of /, l24
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
The Gard Advertiser

lone excellent way to keep towns
attractions and advantages before the
outside world" remarked Il citizen of n
thriving Nr,.c:n town, ''is the use Of
the card advertisement. No, | don't
mean the big card in the street cars
carrying display type notices. | am
not talking particularly of street car
towns anyhow. | mean the card used
by some persons | know, including my
self. 1t is Just Il little smaller than
the business envelopes used. On this
card is printed an epitome of the
towns attractions, the main points be-
ing brought out boldly. A half tone
picture of the business center, If 1t
lends itself we'll to illustration, is n
good feature. You can use both sides
of the card for matter booming your
town. Put one or two of these cards
in every letter you write. You will be
surprised to learn how many inquiries
you will receive in n short time.
consider this fine way to keep a
town before the people outside. If
every citizen would do likewise the
card advertisement would be great
thing for the town"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
o. The y
Scrap Book
Love and a Ring.

Love ana KING.
Love me little. love me long, is the
conjugal rule in Japan, where they tell
this story to illustrate the transitory
love of the occident:
a tourist, they say, was touring
Brittany. He came to Quimpcr, and
he found in the place public beside the
river an old woman selling trinkets.
"'What is the price of thisT he
asked taking up an antique ring of sill
Yer and sapphrcs
lis 1t for your wife or your sweet
heart said the old woman.
"'For my sweetheart
"'Ffty francs
"'Fifty francs! Nonsense" And tho
tourist turned angrily away.
"'Come back said the old woman.
Take it for ten. You've been lying to
me. though. You have no sweetheart.
Had the ring been for her you'd have
bought it at once without regard to its
price
"I will take it, said the tourist,
smiling. Here are the ten francs
$50 the old woman wrapped the
ring up.
but you haven't wife, either
she grumblcd. If it had been for her
you'd have beaten me down to five
francs. Oh. you men,"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05

Nine. Modicska and her company
were playing one winter in the extreme
north, much to the discomfort of Count
RoZenta, the Polish stars husband.
But at that time the show business
was at a very low ebh in the south.
One particularly cold day Nine. Mod
ieska found the count shivcring from
head to foot in spite of the steam heat
in the hotel.
"Oh, my dear, my dear" he inn
plorcd. Let us 20 south for the rest
of the season. This climate will kill
us"
"But, my dear" replied madame,
'thr south is dead"
YES" said the count, "but she is
such beautiful corpse"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05

Ttay got away witt lot. Next day
A. J. u. appeared before the police
ITS rather bcastly, you know" he
said. II don't mind what else they
took, but the founders had the impu-
denCe to steal the gloves with which
Fitzsilnmons beat Corbctt Bob gave
them to me himself. The blood was
still on them. Now, if yOu can only
get those back. old chaps. really don't
mind the rest"
The rest was a few thousand dollars
worth of jcwrlry and valuablcs. Mr.
Biddle recovered those gloves in short
order. 1t is not on record that he ever
got anything else. but he WAS entirely
satisfied
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
A Shot That Recoiled.

Bishop Lconidas Polk, a Confederate
general, was one day riding in the rear
of the line of march. \ straggler
whose rough shoes had blistered his
feet was sitting by the roadside when
the general came up.
What company do you belong tor
asked the general.
"Thc Fourteenth Louisiana" replied
the straggler.
We'll sir, you are Il long way from
your command"
The stranger, not knowing the gen
eral, inquired, What company do you
belong to-
The general answered, II am cap
tain in the army of the Lord"
"Wcll, sir" retorted the straggler, Il
should say YOU are long way from
your command"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
As an Example.

photography is a strange profess
sion" muses. the young man.
"BccauSc it develops ncgativesE'
asks the young woman, with know
Ing look.
Not that exactly. But, as an exam
pie, the other day had my picture
taken in my riding togs-not on a
horse, you know, but just standing
in my riding outfit, with my crop held
in my hand. And today the photoS-
raphcr writes me that the pictures are
ready for me and that they are all
mounted"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
A Lesson In English.

4 FhilAdeIphiA capitalist won't 10
Chicago and was very much disgusted
with the Chicago accent.
You speak" he said to a Chicagoan,
"a wrctched patter, don't you? But
we Philadelphians, I've been assured,
speak very pure English indeed-in
fact. Il pure oxford English, All, how
do YOU account for the diference?'
"Well," said the Chicagoan. the only
way | can account for 1t is that you
Philadclphians entertained the British
army Il good long time in your town,
while we ChicaGoans never had any
Such-er-hOnOr"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
The Last Resort.

y celebrated physician having asked
young man who was studying medi-
cine under him at his examination
what means he would use to promote
pc"Spiration in particular disease,
the student exhausted all the resources
of his memory and imagination, and
still the pcrtinacious Old physician
continued to bore him with, "Wcll, sir,
and If that failed, then what would
you do?"
The lad, driven to his wits end, at
last exclaimed Then, sir, | would
send him to you to be examined, and,
if that did not make him sweat, it is
my opinion his case would be hope
less"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
The Robins Epitaph.

The two little granddaughtcrS of DR..
S. Weir Mitchell were showing a new
governess their treasures of house and
garden. Behind box hedge they
paused
This is the place where our birds
are buried" said one of the children.
At the head of tiny grave was
placed Il white board. Printed on 1t
In irregular characters with a lead
pencil were these words:
Here lie our Robins. one week
old, one only an egg. g.'-Lippincotts
Magazine
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
Not Always What They Seem.

Professor and Mrs IIadlcy were an
a train bound for New York, where
Yale's president was to speak before a
national convention. He made use of
the hour and twenty minutes he spent
In the train by rehearsing his speech in
a low voice. using his hands to en-
phaSiZe certain passages.
A kindly matrOn, who was sitting
directly behind Mr.. and Mrs. Hadley
and who had been watching and listen
ing. leaned forward and, tapping Mrs.
Hadley On the shoulder, said feelingly:
You have my sincere sympathy, my
poor woman. have one just like him
at home
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
Perfectly Resiqncd.

An old ScotCEman who was threat
encd with blindness consulted an
ocu!iSt.
will You have IL little Stimulant?'
inquired the doctor
The old Scotchman Smacked his lips
In eager anticipation.
lou. aye. I'll tax drink o any
thin you have handy" was the quick
rejoindcr
"Ah. that's the trouble"' exclaimed
the oculiSt You'll have to stop drink
ing or you'll lose your eycsiSht."
The old chAp pondered a moment
a., wccl doctor, it docsna much
matter. ! hac seen everythin' that's
worth seem, anyway"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05

thing pertaining to sports at home.
, = are a proud nation, and when
americans 20 into anything they go in
%i,h the determination to win both for
their own reputation and the credit of
the country. Just about now enthu
riasm for sports and physical culture
in the broadcast sense IS at white heat
on account of the celebrations In honor
of the returned Olympic heroes. The
receptions and Goings of all kinds ia
recognition of the achievements of the
American athletes in England natural
ly awaken a new spirit in this country
which reminds one of the way the an
cicnt Greeks were wont to SignaliZe the
victories of their Olympic heroes. 1t
has long been customary in England
and some of the British colonies to
tender receptions to winners in athlcti:
competitions and present valuable
medals to them, lit the plan was nev-
or tried on sucn Il splendid scale be
fore in our own country. The doingS
of this kind the present year may be
said to mark an important epoch in
the athletic history of America. All
these things lend dignity to sport and
increase the devotion of the members
of the younger generation to pursuits
which may be so beneficial to them If
rightly followed.
The fact that President Roosevelt is
Mt the head of the Olympic committee
and hOnored the American athletes by
an Invitation to his summer home at
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
More to Be Desired.

"That mountain" said the pessimis-
tic director of the new railroad, seems
to have blocked our progress effective
ly"
"Oh. no." replied the chief engineer.
I'VE still have faith in our ability to
tunnel through it,"
"Uuh! It's too bad your faith isn't
of the sort that moves mountains"
Catholic Standard and Times.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
Who Were Goinq.

And the streets are paved with real
gold and there will be music and flow
crS. and everything will be bcautiful.'
finished the Sunday school teacher,
who was telling her small charges of
heaven.
"And now tell me-" she continued,
"what kind Of little boys and girls
are going thcrc?'
Nobody knew. Then from one cor
ncr small brown hand shot up. Yes,
Samuel" the teacher smiled.
"PlraSe, teacher. dead oncs."-Lip-
rinC0tt'S.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
Interior Decorating.

Mrs. Graham's hobby is house deco
ration. one day she was careless
enough to drink Il glass of rcd ink, be-
lcving it to be claret She was Il
good deal scared when she discovered
her mistake, but no harm came to her.
The doctor who was summoned, upon
hearing what had happened. dryly re
marked, Mrs. Graham. there's such
thing as pushing this rage for deco
rated interiors too far"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
NINE. JOMELLl.
Noted Soprano, Who Will Tour Coun-
try This Autumn.

try This Autumn.
Nine. .Tomelli. the noted soprano
who goes on concert tour this season
under the management of Il. f. John
StOn, has been connected with the com
panicS of both the Metropolitan and
Manhattan opera houses, New York,
and has been principal SoloiSt with sew
eral leading OrchcstraS and other mu-
steal organizations. She will not re-
turn to the operate stage until next
spring. when she will appear at COvcnt
Garden, London, in Il new opera, Great
Ing the principal role, which is based
on the life of Mirhclangclo. In her
tour of the United States Nine. Jomclli
will travel in Il private car fitted up
with Il gymnasium, for wherever she
may he the solOiSt insists on taking
what she considers a proper amount Of
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05

ELIZA, you'll never again get me out
ut 4 o'clock to cut the grass"
David, | wanted you to do it before
1t got hot"
"WeII, Eliza, it got hot in just three
minutes. hadn't cut five strokes be-
fore the people on both sides of us
threw two birdcagcs and four alarm
clocks at me."-Detroit Free Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
The Best Inheritance.

Property left to a child may soon
be lost but the inheritance of virtue
Il good name an mblemished reputa-
tion-will abide forever. If those who
are toiIing for wealth to leave their
children would but take half the pains
how much more Serviceable would
they be! The largest property may be
wrestcd from a child, but virtue will
stand by h''n to the last.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
Not a Miracle.

lNOt a VIII dSlC'
In an English town two curates
lodged together. One day one OF them
was returning home after a round Of
parochial calls and encountered beg
gar woman in the street.
The poor creature asked the good
man for aims, but, as he knew that he
had left his purse at home, he told
her that he could not help her.
"Oh, please, sir" pleaded the woman,
Just see if you haven't stray cop
per III one of your pockets"
In order to satisfy her, he searched,
and. to his amazement, he discovered
half sovereign in his trousers
pocket
Thinking it must have been provi-
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05

dentially secreted there for the special
benefit of the beEgar before him, he
handed it to the woman, who us may
be imagined, invoked blessings upon
his head
When he reached home. however, he
found, to his fellow lolgcrs chagrin,
that he had been wearing the trouS-
ers of the latter.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE.

Wisdom sits alone,
Topmost in heaven; she is It's light, its
God.
And in the heart of man she sits as high,
Though groveling eyes forget her often
times,
Seeing but this worlds idols. The pure
mind
Sees her forever, and in youth we come
Filled with her sainted revishment and
kneel
Worshping God through her sweet altar
fires,
And then is knowledge good.
Nathaniel Parker Willis.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
Admitted.

ado you know" said his confidential
clerk, breaking it to him as delicately
as he could, that some people accuse
you of leading double ife?'
"By George, | do" exclaimed Mr..
Spotcash, the eminent merchant Il
work twice as hard as any man in my
employ. ."-ChicagO Tribune.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
Why He Never Spoke

There was man in our town. and
he was wondrous wise; he never spoke
unto his wife of his mothers cakes and
pies. The secret of his wisdOm-guess
it if you can; but, if you can't, behold
it-he was bachelor man.-Pittsburg
Posi-
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
Failed to Enioy 1t.

Acquaintance-IIow did you enjoy
your trip on the lake?
Mrs. Upjohn (who had been violently
seasick)-Not at all 1t is such an I'M
dignified way to travel,-Chicago Trib-
une.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-05
Modern Miracles.

Tom-Mrs. Potter tells me her hair
turned gray in a single night.
Jack-NOthing remarkable about that.
| know a girl whose hair turned yell
low in less than an hour.-Chicago
News