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The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25
WISE md OTHERWISE.

You can always tell an actor
whose season has not been prosper
Gus" said Mr.. Stormington Barnes.
How He won't talk with you
five minutes without saying that the
public doesn't appreciate art. y
Washington Star
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25

So women hold Office down here?'
interrogated the stranger at the ru-
raj county seat There's one in the
clerk s Office responded the proud
citizen. Has she proved any adj
vantage to the community" We'll,
| should say so. As soon as she got
in office she reduced the amrriage
license fee from 81 to 80 cents, and
there has been rush ever since. -
Chicago News.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25

The Republican county ticket is
drawn from Ely, East Ely, Smelter,
Hamilton and Osceola. The Demo-
cratic ticlet is drawn from within a
radius of four miles of the headquar
tiers of the Newlands free beer and
other refreshments fund, including
greenbacks for the select. on Ault-
man street, Ely. All the lodging
the machine Democracy may attempt
will not hoodwink the public into be-
lieving that the Democratic county
ticket takes cognizanee of Democrats
or interests in any other part of the
county than Ely. The ticket is mis-
called when designated county
ticket. It is simply and solely a town
ticket.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25

An innocent heart suspects NJ
guilt.-Portuguese proverb.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25
CONSUMERS COMPANY.

Pure, Clear Crystal Ice Delivered In
Ely. Ely City and MeGnl.
Phone Main I10. VI. J. RiOrdan, Mgr.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION:

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The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25
REPUBLICAN COUNTY TICKET

nLIuDLiuhN UUVHII IlUhLi
For state senator
HON. WILLIAM &. GALLAGHER
For Members of the Assembly
&. =. GRAIN,
JAMES VI. LOCkHART.
Fer sheriff
Al. j. BUTLER.
For assessor
ROY W. SCHENCI>.
For County Clerk
DANIEL VI. N'DONALD.
For County Treasurer
4. :. LEAHIGH.
For County Attorney
CHARLES u. REEA rs.
For County Recorder
Ill Ugh M'tREGoR.
For County Commissioners
JOSEPH r.. STEVENS.
HERMAN WISE.
~. &. NICHOLSON.
REPUBLICAN PRECINCT TICKET
For Justice of the Peace
4. J. CARTWRIGHT.
For Constable
DAVID MCLEAN.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25

For Judge Fifth judicial District
MARK ANERILI.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25
ELY CITY BUSINESS DIRECTORY
ANTLER BAR.

Best Equipped bar In NeSads.
Ist Door Ssuth of Depot.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25
ELY CITY PLUMBING co.

All Kinds of Plumbing Promptly Done.
Flrst-cIass Work Guaranteed.
Phone fix.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25
FULSiER and IVES.

First OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES In Business.
Agents Ely City Lots.
Phone ICY.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25
THE WHITE PINE NEWS
Published by the
WHITE PINE NEWS PUBLISHING
COMPANY.

omces: Ely City and Ely. Nevada.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25
REPUBLICAN NOMINEES

WILLIAM &. GALLAGHER
Republican nominee for The office of
STATE SENATOR
of White Pine county. election Nov 3
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL TICKET
REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET

For Inited states senator
PATRICK l.. FLANAGAN,
of Wash0c.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-09-25

For state senator
HON. WILLIAM &. GALLAGHER
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1908-12-03

.'st'y nv steel rsnss pst aiers hssr asain
struck Ward county. and several
teams are busy visiting the rural
districts. The Independent has had
something to say concerning the
steel orange speddler before. We
Will admit that this pedddar sells
gool goods. no use misreoresenting
this feature-but think OF what he
charges, when compared With the
prices asked by the local dealer. We
don't know what the peddler is ask
Ing for the stove this year. but as
We recollect he CHARGED $50 or
whereabouts two years ago. A steel
range, just as good. just as large,
and one that will last just as long,
and require just as small amount
Of fuel, will cost you at your local
dealers, about $55 or $780,. This is
not strange. The 2eddler has his ex-
penses The stoves must be shipped
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1908-12-03

I'm and the farmer pays the freisht
In either case. The stove y deliver
ed ct your home--and that's big
cost. when you could haul the stove
out yourself. Everyone knows that
1t costs more to do bushes about
20 per cent when one has to travel
thru the country, keeping up the
wear and tear on = rig, paying
the expenses Of q team. But the
steel range peddler Will do some
business. He always does. He al
ways comes into your locality when
he thinks you are provided with a
lunch OF the long greenland be
careful, for he's smooth talker.
He carries a bag of candy for the
kids a cigar or something more
tempting for the farmer and he
manages to stay all night at your
farm home. Once in your home he
puts on his most gracious smile.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1908-12-03

"A hypnotist has been engaged 70
place bad boys and Girls In the
Des Moines juvenile court under his
influence, that they may cut ont
their bad tricks. One boy who.
never would 60 to school, actually
went half day before playing
hockey, before the hypnotisf got in
his work. The fellow migzs find
some work in Minot, and might be
induced not to confine his efforts to
children alone.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1908-12-03

1telis You stcries until salons touaak
midnight, and acisahees are that
he'll keep you up till yoasrs 80
sleepy that out Of sheer .e4had stien.
you will buy stove. II order TO
go to bed. 'The steel range pediler
will get We, II We don't watch out"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
The ORIGINAL Lemon.

If they haven't the original lem
on up in the Metropolitan Muse
um of Art, they come pretty near
achieving that distinction. In one
of the cases containing the Edward
G. Moore collection of oriental art
objects there is a group of pieces of
Venetian glassware consisting of
cups and vases of various kinds and
shapes.
On the lower shelf of this case
there is a large sized and perfectly
shaped representation of a lemon
in bright lemon colored glass that
must represent some artisans idea
of joke, for it has nothing to do
with the ordinary sort of pieces
those glass blowing shops turned
out at that time. As it dates from
the sixteenth century, it certainly
antedates any lemon known to the
present day. 1t never will be hand
ed out tcdany one, however.-New
York Press.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
A Royal Humorist.

Poorly educated as George III.
was, he was capable to surprising
degree of uttering at times shrewd
and humorous remarks. In the
'Gife of George ILL.," by Lewis
Melville, under the title of GARNER
George" there will be found not a
few of the royal sayings. When
Chief Lord Baron Macdonald, a
great snuff taker, and Baron Ora
ham, an inveterate talker, were sit
ting in the Westminster court, "The
court of the exchequer," remarked
the king, "has snuffbox at one end
and a chatterbox at the other"
George sometimes endeavored to
find amusement in poking about
Windsor, asking questions of all he
met in his rambles. "Well, my lad,
what do you want?" he asked sta
BILE boy. "What do they pay you ?"
"I help in the stables" the young
ster grumbled, "but have nothing
but victuals and clothes" "Be con
tent" said the monarch philosoph-
ically. 81 have no more."-West-
minister Gazette.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
Tho Written Koran.

Mohammedans never use printed
Korans because in doubt as to the
ingredients entered into the compo-
sition of the printing ink. They
are afraid of being defiled by taking
into their hands copy of the sa-
cred book that may have been pro-
duced with the ink in which pigs
fat instead of linseed oil has formed
one of the component parts. They
therefore confne themselves to
reading hand written reproductions
of the prophets work, which are
naturally very expensive.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
Nursing Mothers and
OYer-burdened Women

In all stations OF life, whose vigor and
Vitality may have been undermined and
broken down by over work, exacting
social duties, the too frequent bearing OF
children, or other causes, VIII ind In DR..
Plerco's Favorite Prescription the most
potent, invigorating restorative strength
River ever devised for their special bene-
1T NursIngCnothers VIM find It especial
" valuable IN sustaining Hheir strength
win find It prlcelessNho1RJto prApASe the
system for baby's coming and rendeSing
can do no hnrm In any state, or co1dltion
81 the temale system. n -
Delicate, nefVonss Weak women, who
suffer from frequent headaches, back
ache, dragging-down distress low down
in the abdomen, or from painful or lrreg-
ular monthly periods, Rnawlng or dis
faint spells, see Imaginary specks or spots
floating before ayes, have dtsagreeabie,
pelvic catarrhal drain, prolapsus, ante
ments of womanly organs from weakness
many or only q few OF the above syn,p-
using faithfully and fairly persistently
DR.. Pierce's FaYorite Prescription.
This world-famed specific Tor woman,s
pure glycertc extract OF the choicest ma.
tive, medicinal roots without drop 81
alcohol in It's makeup. All It's in IgJt .,I
wrapper and attested under oath. DR..
Pierce thus invites the fullest investigS;;
tIon of his formula knowing that II viii
known to the most advanced medical
science of all the different schools OF pTac-
tice for the cure of woman'S peculiar
weaknesses and ailments.
III you want to know moro about tho
composition and professional endorse,
ment of the "Favorlte Prescription,s send
postal card request to DIR. r. ". Pierce,
buffalo, n. Y, for his free booklet treat
ing OF same.
You can't afford to accept as sub9ti'
tute for this remedy of knol1Il composition
secret nostrum of 1LT,hnot01I compost
ton. Don't do 1t.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
hittinn Back.

The elder Sothern, the creator of
the Lord Dundreary fame, was ex-
tremely sensitive to interruptions
of any sort. Seeing man in the
act of leaving his box during the
delivery of one of the actors best
speeches, he shouted out: chi, you,
sir! Do you know there is another
act?" The offender was equal to
the occasion, however. He turned
to the actor and answered cheerful
ly: ooh, yes. That's why Pm GO
ing"
"Blakes1ey's the most perslsrent
optimist / ever knew. He slipped
and fell in a mud puddle yesterday,
and you never saw such q sight as
he was when he got up"
"What did he say?"
Gle congratulated himself on the
fact that it was so nice and soft
where he had struck and expressed
the opinion that if it had been hard
he might have broken a bone or
IfW0s ,s,ssS,. ~ - 81 .Ssfl Al
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
The Lazy Germ.

Science must advance or else cease
TO be interesting. Therefore DR.. Stiles
Is up to date when he puts the seat OF
aaziness just under the cuticle of man
Instead of In the bones. The trouble,
(which, the doctor says, is n real dis
ease, is due to n worm that has the
sleeping habit. While the worm sleeps
the host who Is entertaining him feels
like sleeping, too. and folks call him
lazy.
1t is comfort to some people to
know Just what ails them when they
don't feel right The lazy person can
now give scientific reason for the
spell that is on him and demand sym
patty as the victim of disease. All
the same, it Will often be found that
the worm will quit making mischief
under the external application OF raw
hide or hickory skillfully laid on Mt the
right time. The patient may not be
thankful for this relief, but the doctor
shouldn't stop work for trIhe like
that.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
MYSTERY OF THE TIDES.
Queer Reasons That Wore Assigned
For Their Ebb and Flow.

Quoer Reasons lnat W0TS FSSI9HSu
For Their Ebb and Flow.
The tides, those mysterious pulsa-
lions of the sea, have been the
theme of curious speculation ever
since man began to ask the reason
of what he saw around him. Many
sages and clever brains in the ages
of the past tried to explain away
the periodical ebb and flow of the
ocean, and many plausible if err
roneous ideas were seized upon and
used to solve the problem, and some
of the curious notions of these old
world philosophers are worthy of in
terest.
Aristotle, who tried to find log
ical reason for everything in ma
ture, thought that tides were caused
by the sun, which moves and whis-
ties the winds about so that they
fall with great violence on the At
lantic, the only great ocean known
to the Greeks, which thus swells
and causes the tide. Plato account
ed for them as being caused by an
animal living in a cavern, which, by
means of huge orifice, created the
ebb and flow. The ancient Arabs
believed that tides were caused by
the moon heating the waters and
causing them to swell, while others
averred that they were caused by
the alternate decomposition of the
sea by the air and of the air by the
sea, thus causing an ebb and flow.
a writer as late as the thirteenth
century coolly remarks that tides
are caused by the efforts of the
earth to breathe.
SANITY st. Jerome explained the
mystery by means of caves, and
Bede stated that the ebb and flow
were caused by an enormous SER
pent, who swallows and yomits the
water. Another old sage thought
that they we're caused by the melt
ing of the ice at the poles. In Rus
STA, dwellers by the seashore popu-
larly believe that the tides are gov
erned by the water kings daughter.
The Shetlanders used to believe
that periodical tides were caused by
n monster living in the sea, or, to
quote from an old Shetland worthy,
"a monstrous sea serpent that took
six hours to draw in his breath and
about six to let it out again" The
Chinese believe that supernatural
beings, weird and wonderful, cause
the tides, while the Malays aver that
they are caused by Che movements
of huge crab. Some OF these old
thinkers have been very near the
solution of the problem, while some
of their crude notions are only fan
tastic.-Scottish Nights.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
M Anal IRofiSItIo1 "a von,,o.

For over two centuries It was geneN
ally accepted that, like the earth, the
planet Venus rotated on it's axis In q
little less than twenty-four hours, but
since SchlaparellI after long and care
full observation of the planet suggeat-
ed that the actual rotation period was
between six and nine months astron-
omers have devoted much attention to
this matter. In the Observatory Mr..
DennIng sums up the available evil
dence on the point and can only con-
clude that this particular problem still
defies solution. Life on Venus would
be very different from life on the earth
should the planets avail rotation be,
as Schiaparelli asserted Identical with
the period of its revolution round the
sun, as In that case the same heml-
sphere would always be turned to the
sun and enjoy perpetual day, while the
opposite hemisphere Womb be doomed
TO eternal night.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
LEARN WHAT no. EAT.
Study Your Needs and Select Your
Food with Disoretion.

Study Your Needs and Select Your
Food With Discretion.
In our ignorance of what the va
rious tissues of the body require for
doing their work we crowd the sys-
tenn with great mass of unneces-
sary food, only an infinitesimal part
of which can possibly be of use in
strengthening us for our occupa-
ton.
There are about a dozen different
kinds of tissue cells in the body,
each one requiring a special food,
and those which are especially ac-
tive in our line of work require a
much larger amount of food partic-
ularly adapted to their use than the
other tissues, which are almost
wholly inactive in our vocation.
Thousands of men are forcing
their brains to do work by stimu-
lants which only exhaust and do
not nourish, and then they wonder
that they have nervous breakdown
or paresis. Other thousands, in
their ignorance of scientific feeding,
force their brains to do work every
bit of which is abnormal, because
they do not have sufficient nourish-
ment.
An active brain worker requires a
great deal of albuminous foods,
foods which contain phosphorus
like fish, oysters and other kinds of
shellfish and eggs. Meat is distinct
ly muscle food. 1t is suitable only
for those who do physical work.
7. The locomotive engineer studies
fuels. He docs not throw all sorts
of combustible things into his fire
box just because they are combusti-
BILE. He finds out the best kind of
fuel for his engine, that which will
give him the greatest possible
amount of combustion with the
least waste. He makes profession
of his business and studies the re-
quirements of his engine. But most
people seem to think that they can
run the most complicated machinery
in the world-the great human en-
gine-without any special study.
The result is that we use all sorts
of fuel without reference to the
particular work we are doing. =
Success Magazine.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
IAN Awfu' rhino."

A certain man whose wife had re-
Gently got angry and gone away to
live with her m1ther was met by a
friend, who in apparent sympathy
accosted him thus:
"Man, Jamie, this is an awfu'
thing that has befa'en you. It's a
great peety that your wife has game
am left YOU"
"Deed, man." quote Jamie,
She'll dae waur than that yet"
"What waur can she dae than
that2" anxiously INQUIRED his friend.
"She'll come back again." replied
jamie rucfully.-Pearson's Weekly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
aug 81 yr


There is nothing better for atom
aoh troubles than KODOL, which
contains the same juices found in
healthy stomach. KodoI is Offer
ed on guaranteed plan for the re.
lief of heart burn, fiatulenoe. sour
stomeohe. belohing of gas; nausea,
and all stomach troubles. So at
times when you don't feel just
right, when you are drowsy after
meals, and your head aches or when
you have no ambition. and yon are
cross and irritable. take little Ko-
dol. 1t digests what you eat. It
will make you healthy. Sold by
all druggists.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
Passed Examination Success
fully.

James Donabue, New Britain,
Conn, writes: Il tried several kid
uey remedies, and was treated by
our best physicians for diabetes,
bfit did not improve until 1 took
Foley's Kidney Cure. After the
second rottle 1 showed improve.
ment, and five bottles ourod me
completely. l have since passed a
rigid examination for life insur-
anoe." Foley's Kidney Cure cures
back aohe and all forms of kidney
and bladder trouble. For sale by
all druggists.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
HouraIasses For PuIpits.

The twenty minute sermon is a
purely modern invention, as is
proved by the number of pulpit
hourglasses that are still to be found
in many old churches. In the reg
lister of st. GATHERINGS, Aldgate, the
following entry, dated 1864, occurs :
paid for an hourglass that hanged
by the pulpit, where the preacher
doth make a sermon, that he may
know how the hour passeth away,
shilling"
A modern pulpit glass, probably
the only one of its kind, is to be
found in the Chapel Royal, Savoy.
1t is an eighteen minute glass and
was placed in the chapel on its res
toration in Observation-Disclosures Ga
Zette,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11

Millions of bottles of Foley's
Honey ,and Tar have been sold
without any person ever having ex-
perienoed any other than benefioi-
al results from it's use for coughs.
ooulds and lung trouble. This is
because the genuine Foley's Hon
ey and Tar in the yellow package
contains no opiates or other harm
full drugs. Guard your health by
refusing any but the genuine For
sale by all druggists
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
Redeemed Himself.

Sir Charles Napier had an effec-
tive method of dealing with cow
ards. On one occasion flying sol
der was stopped by his fellows, who
were about to shoot him when the
general interviewed.
"Give the man another chance"
he ordered. "Place him in the
front rank, and if he turns again
let him be shot"
The man eagerly embraced this
chance of life, overcame his fears
and fought bravely for the rest of
the day.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
MIC Modern Way.

Goyerness (who has told her
small pupil the story of "The Fox
and the Grapes'') Nov, isn't that
clever story, Ethel?
Ethel-Clever? Not a bit of it'll
That fox was nothing but goose.
He pretended that the grapes were
sour. What he should have said
was: ooh, what beautiful grapes
30 tempting and 80 sweet But
my doctor has told me never to eat
sweet things, so must refrain. =
Taller.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
THO strngElinG Poor.

When the bishop of London deliver.
ed his message to the millionaires Of
New York city he out with the old
chestnut about the duty of the rich to
help the poor. Such advice is super
huous In any great city. The charities
are so liberal and SO easy to beat that
being poor is a lucrative profession.
Men and women live year in and year
out without doing stroke of work
simply by continuously posing as on
the verge of starvation and despera-
ton To such an extent is this evil
carried that liberal and indiscriminate
giving is subsidy to pauperiSm.
OF advice to help the struggling poor
there cannot be too much. They are
not picturesque, do not live in the
slums, never thrust gaunt faces and
woebegone eyes before the prosperous
passerby. They are at work strug-
Cling to drive the wolf from the door.
1t is not charity in the ordinary sense
that these people should have, but help
in their struggles. To these and for
these the millionaire can give money
which will increase their earnings or
reduce the cost OF living. They'll not
ask aid, and the spirit of Chrlst's say
ing for them Is not the open pocket
book merely, but remembrance of the
poor even to searching them out. They
are not far to seek in any city, and the
towns and villages have their quota.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-03-11
Wlth Los of lntereet.

There is police court magistrate
OF st. Louis who frequently evinces
a pretty wit in dealing with fresh
or facctious offenders.
To one vagrant brought before
him not long ago his honor put the
question, What occupation?'
"Nothin' much at present" flip
PANTY responded the prisoner; Gust
curculatin' round, Judge"
Retired from circulation for thir-
ty days" dryly observed his honor
to the clerk of the court.-Harper's
Weekly
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Followed Hi. Example.

A New Yorker who does his bit
of "globe trotting" tells of two old
entries that he saw in the visitors
book of a fashionable resort on the
Rhine.
a few years ago one of the Paris
members of the Rothschild family
had registered as follows: OR. de
Paris"
1t so CHANGED that the next Wis
itor to inscrihr his name in the
book was Baron Oppcnhcim, the
banker of Cologne, and he wrote
his name beneath Rothschild's in
this wise: go. de Cologne"