The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-16
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The newest muff is of the bolster variety. very long and very pls, anu the poor hubby wh2 ,19v pSss 1ery uR RRiF Io chnmp and very lons in paving for the same veiIs in two colors, one worn over inc veil of hypocrisy will also be worn very extensively this winter.
 We bachelors are really the ones who get 1t in the neck. on Christmas Dear Santa Claus: Please bring ey- cry little blond in Montgomery q paH of silk stockings to match her blue eyes. and obiigs,-us.
 Mrs. Hains will not attend the trial. Let other women be sensible and emu late her example.
 + .545= z<4H .- The Brownsville affair has brought forth a special message from the Pres ident. That bunch of niggers seems to have stirred up. hornets nest flor all future generations to remenOcr' It Is certainly kind and theughtful of Mr. Roosevelt to permit the glcri- sssstfni iun mia sS sns ornnas Sn the earth Why does man with . shape like ah ifiiaated whale inAist always on wearing the baggiest trousers?
 "gilling people you don't ike is com sidered good form in China" It seems also to De good form in Tennessee. .urhere Is one woman in Montgomery Eho has such mania for matching thlnEs that her husband says he. ex- eects her most any morning to 2dS take a a the butchers to get It matched.
 Congress is walking over Teddy thIs ssssa9n st,s and d The m F GFeaf of offlce with q grand fzzle to seek fame as slaughterer of wild beasts after snashing every precedent In the cat cat disagreed with him.
 Charge! Half a league.
 Half league. Half league onward. Into the valley of toys Rushed the four hundred. Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to buy or die, While the hoer-walker nigh, yollied and thundered. F VI When snS wifi 1Is that store store account fsdss 'TWill take all hubby's made, All of his savings.
 What do those women. care, Wild books. disheveled hair. They got their presents there. Mid shrieks and rawlings. AL It's but the annual .erush, Guess we had better hush. Or we'll pay dearly.
 Let the poor creatures buy. Christmas is drawing nigh. '.It aaAsaa cones but ut YEARLY,
 President Taft drank three bottles of iithia at the banquet ox the New York Tarheels, but touched nary elect determined to put himself in the. ranks of the mnliycoddles?
 Women visit their dressmakers mere ly as a matter ofe"form."
 Men are as couceitsd as women ever dared to be; if you don't believe 1t. just sneak up on one of lem adjusting his It's bad policy for girl to fall out near Christmas; it's good policy Tor a man. however.
 Wonder if the esteemed Atlanta tSHaS SSSTsSn S Ss ss th. sSs0Ssat sst of Saaa ary7 Or is this one resolution that lt refuses to make
 According to the vital statistics the stork is getting busy in Montgomery. What an extreme pleasure it must be to the stork to leave a baby in such heavenly town as this, where 1T 1t De a boy he can STOW into aseful ,sasl. eiSs. zen and marry one oS our sweet Astss bionds.
 Listen. wives of Montgomery. we have a secret tip for you: If you want to get 6 lot of money out of your hus- band. tell him you went 1t to buy a NICE christmas present for HIM
 
 Where the Roses Dream at Twilight. Where the roses dream at twilight,
 you are waiting yet. know. , With your pretty eyes &-sparkle, with .- your lovely cheeks 9.glow' In your cottage on the hillside where
 the old magnOlias stand, Where the mocklnE- bird is singing
 sweetest songs in all the land, Down the old lane where we wandered
 meath this bright December sky.
 sees love light in your eye. When the shades of evening gather
 wonder if you're still as true, Where the roses dream st twilight, as
 they dream sweet dreams of you. Where the roses dream at twilight
 when together we would roam Where I gave to you my promise Gnet
 some day I'd come back homef But the heartieEs city called me. ere
 knew it's turing ways, Ere knew that was happy lns~fne
 good old sweetheart days: Where the Southern moon Is shining,
 sweetheart. on your golden hair, Where the roses while they're blooming
 cast sweet perfume in the air, [ would give my all to sec you, look into your eyes of blue, Where the roses dream at twilight a
 they dream sweet dreams Of SQas