St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-05-29
Local News.
He who by his biz would rise
Must either bust or advertise.

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ing at the rink on Sunday night.
Everybody come.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. M. Esson spent
Sunday at the parental home in
Cervais returning Monday.
The forces for civic righteous
ness and reform will be heard at
the rink on Sunday evening.
The question now Is: when a
widow leaves off mourning should
she wear Merry Widow hati
There's no use for a person max
ing the same mistake twice when
there are so many other mistakes
to make.
II you ask girl II she believes in
signs, you should be sure that there
isn't one reading lice cream or
soda water in sight.
There are two periods In man S
life when he is unable to under
stand a woman. One Is before
marriage and the other is afterwards.
Before following the advice of
man who tells you how you ought
to conduct your business you should
look and see how he Is running his
own.
Beauty Is only skin deep. We can
then take II for granted that man
who marries for beauty often turns
out to be the victim Of a skin
game"
A gentleman named Warren from
Rainier has purchased a lot aud will
at once commence the erection Of a
large store room at wildwood
Court. He expects to carry a full
line Of general merchandise.
A communication from w. w.
Potter received by w. s. Kellogg
states that our former townsman Is
enjoying life In the southern part
Of this state. His health has i'm
proved and he Is busily engaged In
getting his orchard In first class
shape.
Mrs. w. w. McIrvin Of Chinook.
Wash. spent a few days last week
visiting her old school friends, Mrs.
Ed. Ashby and Mrs. Walter Bas-
sey. Mrs. McIrvin was greatly
pleased with st. Johns. and will try
and persuade her husband. who has
a large prune orchard In Clark Co.
to invest here.
After about weeks absence in
parts unknown old Soils couute-
nance beamed upon us once more
last Friday. While there was some
grumbling about the wet spell.
some people thinking Il should
have been confined to the points
where Il was needed. II should have
been appreciated. for there Is liable |
to be long dry spell after the June |
election.
Owing to . constantly increasing |
business DIR. @. 8. Brcitling. CHR
opractic spinologist. has been
obliged to secure larger quarters
and has removed from his former
location to rooms aaI-aaa Mar.
guam. where bis many friends in
ST. Johns will fnd him. DIR.
is not only a successful
practitioner, but Is also q gentle
man In every sense of the word
and one whom II Is q pleasure to
know.
The trial Of Nathan Suiter on
The charge Of murder aroused quite
4 good deal Of interest 10 st. Johus.
While his friends were grstified at
his discharge, the concensus of
opinion seems to be that he was en-
'irely too hasty with his gun. With
another policeman within call aud
having club In his own hands
here was no call to shoot at the
line he did. II will no doubt serve
IS a timely warning to all con-
We we're delighted by visit Of
| few moments from our friend
Charles T. Early Of Hood River
asst Friday. Mr.. Early is one of
he busiest and shrewdest Of all Of
Hood Rivers scores of busy and
lble business men. and Is the man
lger of the Oregon Lumber Com
oany's varied interests In Hood
River valley. He was In a hurry
IS he geuerally Is and could not
make long visit. but promised to
,ome again and see the town. We
will be particularly proud to do the
act for him st any time.
Many cases have been reported
10 us Of depradations by rose thieves
Ihroug the city. The best
'emedy we could suggest is to load
Up the shotgun with fish salt and
ay for the miscreants. When they
make their appearance, give It to
hem. Any jury in the country
would acquit any one for shooting
hese reptiles. OF ell the mean, low
iown miserable whelps In existence
he rose thief u the worst. 1t Is
lwful dishearteniug to carefully look
lfter . rose bed and then have some
u these vandals steal the roses and |