The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-04-16

Il yes dis lra. fsfpon1od tht doctor,
be- being iso basy toT tooliahncst
Blessiags. remarked Mrs Peek,
Usually coms - 10 in disguise That
bcinr ibe tafc. ny dear. replied her
husband. a'sup 10 YOU 10 remove your
mask
--6unntr-le. lse beautiful Eu
gl.sh girl Il still single duyer-siiii
,lnglsf Why. shat became q MI u
hrf asncef Gunner MT II Oh, she
dropped bin
Are the preparations all made for
your husbands ,nulf Not quite. ~.
spoudod ,he prisoners wife One Of
ray dressmAkefs go, the grip md Dc.
appointed me
Aud that reb woman elopcd With
her chauffeur! exclaimed Mrs. 6add.
Nv. exclaimed Mrs 6aEgle. what a
saving ia The expense q running her
motor carl
-Redd--l understand that ncs auto
mobile u yours goes Ike ,he windf
Greene That's right Nobody eau.ieli
just when the wind is going 10 start Or
when il is going 10 stop
NO. | really can't wait another min.
ute. ! hgreed 10 meet my wife at
n %. But you don't expect her to be
~ hand, DO poui Yes I'm % hand
her the money for new bat.
Little Bobby Uncle John, does
your hair grow on your face because
you shayef Uncle John lwho is bald
Yes, Bobby. Little Bobby Then
Why don't you shave yonr hcadf
Biggs--Some one told me that Polk
y your deadly enemy Diggs Yes,
and IN glad Of il. Biggs Whyi Diggs
Because ia rather he would be a
deadly enemy than a lively one,
when you said. Penny wise, pound
foolish, whs il = practical theory you
meantf asked the stingy man Of his
subordinate. Oh, no, replied the other,
smiling, il was merely a cent ] meant
I'm sorry, said the man tailor, that
your las, gown didn't please you, !
hope thai won't prevent you sending
your friends TO ns. I'm afraid it will,
replied Mrs, swellman. Ldon'l want
TO get them into bad habits.
Mrs. flnmmery had charmingly
unique birthday party last week. De
ligh,,ul affair, Of coursc' II was very
delightful up TO the time the hotesss
was seized with fainting spell. What
was III Somebody asked how old she
was.
-Finuigan.- phoy do yez hoy two az
Thin thermometers hangin' feminist
the back as yer porch, Flannigan7
Flanagan Faith, an thot ITO be an
oidec Of me own. Wan Az Thin is 20
t,ll how hot il is, an the other is to Till
how cold il is
The lnquisitiyo visitor to the studio
of the famous but crotchety artist pro-
pounded the query "What do you mix
your colors wilhf' With brains. sir, "
replied the painter in digniiied tones.
"Ah, commented the visitor, so you
pain, miniatures.
Lily Bell-No, Rufus All CANT
marry 20 jest yet awhile. Yo'll bab
10 wait. Rufus Why for mus wait,
Lily Belt Lily Bell-Cause three Of
the families nanny washes for done
quit her, aud now she sea'cely makes
'nough TO support me an paw.
Il notice, sad the new guest, that
everybody calls that hallboy Of yours
Batlons Yes, replied the hotel pro-
prieior. be is 50 called because i is his
duty to gather up from the dining room
floor after each meal the numerous
buttons the gentlemen burst from their
vests.
Are you willing 10 chop some wood
for your dinucr' Lady, answered Plod-
ding Pete, Pm interested in De preser.
yation Of de forests, an il would be
ag'in' me principles to pat an Ak into
one Of De monarchs Of dc forest, even
though he lay PROSTATE NJ me feet.
You young society buds, said the
Rev Mr., Knox sternly, are mere but
lerGies. You have 30 though, Of the
future life. oh, bat we have! We do
think Of the future life, protested Miss
Vera Swell Ia fact. matrimony il ai-
most constantly ID our thoughts.
~ suppose, said the manager, that
yuu are still determined 70 elevate the
stage. No. answered Mr. S,ormington
Barnes. hAvcnft been thinking -
much Of eIevaiiug the stage What ]
would like now il some way 81 lower.
ing railway fares.
There was long silence, Gerald,
she said, breaking the monoiony, what
il 9 beaaiy parlor'' A beauty par.
lor, my deaf' be whispered, moving
closer. Why. this il a. beauty parlos
The idea, Why sof Why. any parior
woald be a beauty parlor il yoa were
in Il. And after thai the rest vas easy.
She accepted him on the spot.
The ldea u stopping your machine
~ Glln with mel said the pretty Little
wiaos ii The crossroads. Why. yoa
missed mile IN the race Oh, ] don't
mind that, laughed the handsome young
man ia The big racing machine. Yoa
know miss !. A. good as mile The
Little widow laughed merrily. That
may be. shc FASTENED, boa am uoi a
miss; an a widow
"A Boston lawyer tells % the con
rersziion between legal light Of that
city Atou, 10 furnish bsilos costs AID
liz eitent. A baker. hope, 81. saia