The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-16
'Mongsf Pleasant Persons
WHAT To sAY TO-DAY.
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| Rirn,, = oti. run old me all ine sovn- needed rain--so did the miners, haw- nnsawr-haw.-They ma have gSt more in the keep that in the children's department Tor Mittie May and Johnalbert are the only ones interested in them--I told You Bryan was coming.
 | Luncheon-You betcher sweet life I am going this afterneon-They say 1t ratned all over the country yesterday fast about coming down here next time-Peopfe will leave the river alone for a while movies. but they will S soon forget and go back to it-Those they are talking about building moro < warships and they cant whip but parcel of little savages-They have to build them--It Is just something >ta | spend money on. Dinner-Dont you see. even in Dci- an ?--No. he was aonly second choices That doesn't make any difference. ne will win-that car strike in Pensa. old town-Tm glad I'm not in the cot ton business--ft is bound to hit the bottom some time and then 1t will the Democrats messed things in New York: they cant manage like the Re- publicans-Did you ever see anything like the school marms Don't do any >@ NAAa SSc 1O"-
 The Placid Person nt the Game. The Perfectly Appareled Person was distinctly disappointed. He had induc- ed the Placid Person to attend the baseball game. and now that The Placid Person. in the midst of all the each successive successful movement on the part of Montgomery. and equal- ly futile endeavor, upon the par' ot hat "a HT0ft to give pleasure to his friend.
 To begin with. The Perfectly Ap- pareled Person was in an i'll humor. He Person and himself. only to find that he had reckoned without his guest for she already twas engaged to see the ical1y Appears at Polite Parties. and he could now see them chatting af- fably. she seeming to be aelighing ness to learn that she had displayed every time she had come with The Perfectly Appareled Person or any The Perfectly Appareled Person turn thought he saw, that The Placid Per. son was not contented. he rebuked
 Don't you like it?" he inquired rath-
 T assure you that I enjoy the sport tice the asperity in his friends voice. Tt has been long, long, long since CT. even. since myself have partici- pated in diversions of such violence I recognize the game as an old friend; much changed. and with the touch Of
 "The Cigar as An Article of Dress is much in evidence. l find. as It was when l was a lad and fashioned my own bat and made a ball of wrapping innumerable threads about a kernel or rubber, or. that falling. a peach stone. or a pebble. In tlie umpires voice, TOT example; I fancied that l noted .,ol a 1 tone me the field sometimes. and the game would go haltingly, indeed. if but one of them left 1t; but l am afield all the within the bounds and the sport is
 But look!' The Perfectly Appareled Person petulantly protested. Tt is two strikes!"
 T had observed as much" The Placid Person acquiesced gently, and deep ly sympathize with the batsman who must now be entirely miserable and next happen There! He is out: Poor feIlow!"
 "Whatcher talkin' 'bout?" screamed his coffspaniop who c9uid haTdiy nn;.es mas about him. That's Birmingham and the third out"
 The placid Person looked carefully at the great crowd in whose midst he sat. It was wild mad, frenzied, crazed with greed for triumph, victory. the lust to be stronger than It's opponents, and The Placid Person remembered, with smile. how in the Consulship of Plancus he had thumbed out be- meath the heavy hand of the powers that then did be, the statement that when Remus had overleaped the walls of Rome, Romulus, his brother. struck him down. If Remus should display any such adverse activity before that crowd. The Placid Person unused, his bs torn to streamers. It was good natured crowd. and 1t chose to win fairly and not otherwise. yet--The Placid Person smiled grimly.
 son did not please The Perfectly Ap- pareled Person, who made a great shouting when some one smote the ball for what he called a bingle and another struck 1t far. even unto the fence. It was only the latter blow that was overtly remarked by The Placid Person. He said that the striker dis played admirable precision and a de- gree of strength exerted with exact ness. That disgusted + The Perfectly Appareled Person.
 But when it came on to rain The Per fectly Appareled Person found his com pan1o1 a very pleasant person to have around. The Placid Person did not bat his eyes everytime it frightened, nor did he seem to think that the grand stand would be precipitated upon his head by the next blast So The Perfectly Ap- pareled Person had some comfort from that and wrapped his silkosliko rain coat about him. and reflected that he was glad he belonged to the pressing club and other fashionable social or ganizations, and that he had trees to put in his shoes.
 "A very creditable rain-squall for such an early part of the season." re- marked The Placid Person
 Don't stand In water" The Perfect ly Appareled Person remarked; it makes the lightning more dangerous Let's don't forget our rain-checks"
 Indeed, mo-" rejoined The Placid Person, T shall give mine to some poor person who never has time to come to the game. I wonder if The Pretty Person would accept my coat? Perhaps if you
 Tt is not good form to intrude when the intrusion might reflect upon her present escort" The Perfectly Apparel ed Person recited. as if he was quotinE
 A Thou8nd Donts; or The Social Tyro's Wade mecum."
 Let us then depart from this fniuuit- ous place" said The Placid Person and led the way into the slush.
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