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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
To Be Settled Privately.
From Yonkers Statesman.

IUIII AUIIhtIs otdINoIHdI'
Judge, will you do me a great ia
vor?" asked the lady who was about
To be put upon the stand as a wit
ness.
Certainly miss; what is it,"
"Will you please ask me my age
before / AXE the OATH"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
Hopeful.

From the Catholic Standard and Times.
WELL" demanded the stern visaged
woman at the back door, what do you
want?'
why replied the tramp, II seen you
advertised table board in dis mornin's
papers"
"Well?"
"Wen, I fought mebbe yer wuz givin'
out some samples"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

This woman says that sick
women should not fail to try
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound as she did.
Mrs. A. Gregory, of 1855 Lawrence
ST., Denver, Col, writes to Mrs.
Pinkham:
~ was practically an invalid for six
wears, ON account of female troubles.
/ underwent an operation by the
Doctors advice, but in q few months 1
was worse than before. A friend ad-
vised Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and it restored me TO perfect
health, such as / have not enjoyed in
many years. Amy woman suffering ~
/ did with backache, bearing-down
pains, and periodic pains, should not fail
to s Lydia <. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

Besides owning Klymore and Kimbal-
ton castles, in Great Britain. Eugene
Zimmerman is trying to get Tanderagee
castle and Brampton house, the last OF
his soninlaw's estates.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
Something New Under the sun.

A lady in Illinois sent us 12c q year
ago for our remarkable collection of rege-
table and flower seeds and sold $37.T6
worth therefrom. or made 314 per cent
That's new.
Just send this notice with 12c and re-
ceive the most original seed and plant
catalog published and
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

The average daily amount Of meat
consumed by each individual in New
York city is &c cents worth. which is Il
falling off Of about half a cent in five
years
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

We Sell Guns and Traps Cheap,
buy furs and hides, or tar them for robes
and rugs. N. w. Hide e. Fur Co.,
Minneapolis.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
Only One ..BROMo aUINISE,

That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Looh
for the signature of F. ". GROVE. Used the
World over to Cure a Colo In One day. 25c.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

Above is sufficient seed to grow 30 bu.
of rarest vegetables and thousands of
brilliant flowers, and all Is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOR 12C,
or il you send 16c, we will add a pack
age Of Berliner Earliest CauliHower.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis. G. ". u.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

90 A 49, o 81 HHus' GGaea ana ali Nervous DISsEsst
y Permanently I1PeA by DE. Klins's Great
Nerve Rsstorsr. send fer Frce % Vial bottle and Gsstiss.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
WORK wRAKENs THE KIDNEYS.

Experiences OF T~hoasands Of others.
Bernard p. Woods, Of Jackson street,
Homecoming, Nd, says: Hard work
and heavy lifting weakened nv kid
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

Kidney Pills. Then I improved stead
ly until cured, and naturally, l recon-
mend them strongly"
Sold by all dealers. so cents n box.
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo, ". Y.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

Magistrate Alexander Bartlett, OF
Windsor, Ontario, is IS, but still serves
as police justice. In 1903 he viii have
been 40 years on the bench.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
ffT Gs0RGF A.EzRo1zN4N

Walnut Hills, Cincinnati, Ohio, writes
For several years I have been troubled
with a peculiar spasmodic affection M
the throat. 1t would seize me suddenly
and for a few minutes I would be un
able to speak audibiy, and my breath
would be greatly interfered with. /
would be obliged to gasp for breath.
Il finally concluded that it was some
catarrhal affection which probably ex-
cited the spasm- 1t interfered with my
vocation as a preacher, attacking me
occasionally in the pulpit.
II had heard so much about Peruna
as a catarrh remedy that I determined
to try it. After taking two bottles, my
trouble has disappeared. I feel sure
that Peruna has greatly benefited me-"
Rev. 7. e. Swanstrom, Swedish
Baptist Pastor, Box 22S, Grantsburg,
Wis, writes that from the use OF
Peruna he is perfectly we'll, entirely
cured OF chronic diarrhea and catarrh.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
c FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
andhas positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera.
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, fatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness or nervous p~rostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
From the WaRh!ngton Star.

c1rr- WinSlow.S sooTznSa SYRUP nor Childre@
seathinR; Rottans the gums, reduces Inflammation ~.
AYH pain. cures wind P~li" ~ cant q bottle
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

$50 week and expenses TO men with rig TO
introduce poultry compound. Write quick
~. Grant Co, Dept. %7. Springfield. i'll
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
Women as Well as Men Are Made
Miserable by Kidney and
Bladder Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind,
discourages and essens ambition; beauty.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

From the ST. Louis Post-Dispatch
Jenkins has bought a fiat Of his
own"
Where did he get the money!"
He saved the expense OF moving for
ten years by owning his own moving
van"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

The chief cause Of Constipation and
Indigestion Is a weakness Of the Muscles,
that contract the Intestlnes and Bowels.
Cascarets are practically to the Bowel
Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath.
are to the Athletic Muscles.
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles, to,
contract. expand, and squeeze the Diges-,
tive Juices out Of food eaten.
They don't help the Bowels and Liver In
such a way as to make them lean upon
similar assistance for the future.
This is why, with CascaretS, the doos
may be lessened each succeeding timel
instead Of increased, as It must be with all
other Cathartics and Laxahves. -.sa
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

FOr two years DIR. Hartman and bis
assistants have necessarily labored to
create Peruna in tablet form, and their
strenuous labors have just been crowned
with success. People who object to
liquid medicines can now secure Peruna
Tablets, which represent the medicinal
ingredients OF Peruaa. Each tablet is
equivalent 10 n average dose Of
Peruna.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
Cascarets act like exercise.

Cascarets act Ike exercise.
If carried In your vest pocket, (or carried
In My Lady's Purse,) and eaten just whenl
you suspect you need one, you will never
know sick day from the ordinary Ills of life.
Because these lbs begin in the Bowels.
and pave the way for all>other diseases.
Vest Pocket" box 10 cents. III
Be sure you get the genuine, made only
BY the Sterling Remedy Company. and mover
sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped "CcC."
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

child u~rirates too often, if the urine scalds
the flesh, or if, when the child reaches an
age when it should be able to control the
passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wet-
ting, depend upon it, the cause of the diff
Guilty is kidney trouble, ard the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due t a diseased condition of
the kidneys and bladder and not 70 a
habit as most people suppose.
Women as we'll as men are made miser-
able with kidney and bladder trouble.
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect OF
Swamp-Root is soon realized. It is sold
by druggists, i'll fifty, EyE
cent and one-dollar l4lTESS as,.sS%$ss:sA
size bottles. Yo1 may q j S&ss#SlEs%s%$
have a sample bottle
by mail free. also a Homo Of swampItOOa
pamphlet telling all about Swamp-Root,
including many of the thousands of testi-.
monial letters received from sufferers
cured. In writing DR.. Kilmer & CO.,
Binghamton, N. Y, be sure and mention
this paper. Don't make any mistake,
but remember the name, Swannp-Root,
DR.. Ki1mer's Swanip-Root, and the adj
dress, BinghaInton, N. Y, on every
bottle.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23
REV. EROUTMAN SENDS
BEST WISHES FOR PE-RU-NA
Rev. George Al E. Troutm;
Washington, Mo-, Writes,
my Wife and Are Strong
Believers in Pe-ru-na."
Catarrh and La Crime.

Rev. Geo. A. e. Trontman, Mt.
Washington, NO., writes: "My wife
and / are strong believers In Peruna.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-23

by druggists, III Fifty
cent and one-dollar
size bottles. Yo1 may
have a sample bottle
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New-York tribune., 1908-02-13
AGAINST FILTH AND FRAUD

The movement against many OF the "cent-ln-
the-slot' picture show places is heartily to be
commended There are probably some such
establishments which are honest, clean. enter
tanning and instructive. and which therefore are
worthy of continuance and of patronage. 1t IS
perfectly certain that there some probably
many which do not answer TO that description,
but rather TO the opposite
In some cases the buildings and apparatus are
unsafe offering a grave menace of fire. In
some cases the places common resorts of
pickpockets. who find good opportunities to ply
their trade upon persons whose attention Is
absorbed in the pictures. In some cases the
sanitary condition is bad, diseases Of the eyes
and of the skin being propagated through the
nromiscuols contact of faces with the hoods OF
the picture machines.
In a large proportion Of cases the concerns are
to be condemned because by their own showing
they are either filthy fraudulent They at
tract patronage to the picture machines by
means Of advertisements and specimen plct-
ures which are openly suggestive of filth. In
some cases the filth is there, just as advertised
In others. probably most. it is not there at all,
b,,t The machine which Is suggeStlVely adVer-
tised to contain some scenes of supposedly fascl-
mating lubricity does contain in fact nothing but
some entirely commonplace and quite inoffen-
stve pictures.
On any one Of these several grounds, not 10
mention various others, the city would be better
off physically and morally if lot of these con-
Germs were closed
New-York tribune., 1908-02-13

Jerome is not and Mr.. Jerome Is everything
that Mr. Jackson is not, and those who grieved
most over Mr.. Jerome believe that he conid
have been if he had only kept at ii, everything
that the gifted universal prosecutor from Al
bany is We hesitate to use metaphor or wan
Street lest suspicion fall upon us in these times
of that marts discredit: but to use IL never
theless Mr. Jackson is bull on crime Where
Mr.. Jerome is bear. Mr.. Jackson beIeves
there IS a great deal of it. that 1t Is already III
a high place and that 1t is rapidly going higher
Mr.. Jerome thinks there is not much of it. that
If is low and that it is going lower. Mr. JACK
son is an optimist. He hopes to lind IN the
world oil the wickedness that he cheerfully be
lleyes there is In it, Mr.. Jerome is pessimist-
Time with its disappointments has shaken the
faith that once he had. He views reports OF SIN
with snite skepticIsIn. He is grown worldly
wise Mr. Jackson is still unworldly nnwise
What to Mr. Jackson's young, hot blooded
heart appears like lawbreaking seems to MI
Jerome's cool and unperturbed soul mere moral
obliouity The head of the Ice Trust once
called the District Attorney "calm, sane man
and the latter never WINGED If he had sald lt
of the Attorney General Mr.. Jackson would
have begun quo Uayranto proceedings against
himself, To us however, 1t seems Idle TO specu-
late on what might have been; but do the years
always chill man SO!
New-York tribune., 1908-02-13
MEDAL FOR DR.. SARGENT.
Former Pupils of Harvard Physical Director
Make the Presentation

Boston. Feb 1.-Two hundred and thirty per
SONS. nearly all former pupils of DR. Dudley Allen
Sargent, physical director of the Harvard Gym
nasium of Harvard University, have united in pre-
senting to him a bronze medallion. II de-
signed by Dr. r. T. Mckenzie, and il has above
the likeness of DR.. Sargent the words Dudley
Allen Sargent. Pioneer in Physical EdUcet ton.
1907 while on the reverse is of five Har-
ward seals below the words: "A Recognition by
His Friends and Students
A plaster model of the medallion a bound
volume containing the autographs Of the contrib
utors TO the fund were presented TO DR.. Sargent
by DR. Luther Halsey Gulick at the twenty-ffth
commencement OF the Sargent Normal School of
Physical Training held In Sanders Theatre. The
bronze medallion finished recently.
The committee is having made limited number
of copies of the medal These to be presented
TO President Roosevelt. Secretary Taft Major Cen
eraI Bell, Governor Guild and Booker 7. Wash
ington, who were students under DR.. Sargent DR..
George L. Meylan, formerly of this city, now di-
rector Of the Columbia University gymnasium is
chairman OF tho committee.
New-York tribune., 1908-02-13
F1VORING THE FAMOUS.

Tho nbiIosophy of Nietzsche, as few esoterfc
Individuals have frequently surmised, Is the
official doctrine of Tammany. althoush most
members and vassals Of that institution are
not sure whether Nietzsche Is q Canal street
nretzeI yender or not Recent utterances or
Police Commissioner Bingham, however, show
conclusively that Nietzschean ethics Is all the
60" among the loyal rank and hie' Generai
Bingham said the other day:
Mine is wearsome Job. and not me ieas.
tfrine thing about IL Is the constant pressure
brought TO bear in favor OF the so-calie0 Worid
athletes who are members OF the department.
They must either be athletes or policeIheI -
is not fair for them to get easy berths, and
won't be bothered with them any more
The athletic clubs and their friends, in short.
believe that a policeman Of unusual physique
should not be held amenable to the rules and
regulations which the ordinary, mediocre, six
foot 2Oopound bluecoats must obey. Superior
creatures are entitled to superior laws; hence
a man who can throw q hammer six inches
further than any other bunch Of tendons ought
to have short, easy beat and more frequent
leaves of absence, If not also slightly larger
paw. Should such genius be hampered by the
usual discipline of the department his higher
talents could never come to fruiti0n, while the
club whose appanage he Is would be deprived of
It's one best bet and the profits thereof. On the
other hand IT would be manifestly unjust to
put Superman off the force merely because he
objects to working according to schedule; for
ia the long intervals between athletic meets he
must have some remuneratiEe occupation. Fur
therInore. champion athlete is a public char
acfer and hence merits a political job.
General Bingham displays dangerous tactless-
ness in scorning this impregnable logic. He
seems blind TO the fact that the world ath-
letes" are simply asking TO be treated according
10 the orthodox canons OF Tammany. 1t has
long been established in local traditions that
man conspicuous In any one respect deserves TO
be favored. The ward heeler holding the
worlds record for rounding up ringers" merits
preferment. The alderman winning first prize
in the annual promise breaking contest should
be promoted from the rank Of peanut politician
10 that of peanut statesman. To the gentleman
whose chief distinction is his wonderful hon
esty must be given the management Of city
department The human megaphoDe who ~
New-York tribune., 1908-02-13
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.

The change from District Attorney Jerome to
Attorney General jackson in re the Ice Trust
viii strike many OF the earlier admirers of the
former es q change from what Is to what might
have been The saddest words Of tongue or pen
sze to them no longer sad. The moving finger
has been lured to return, and has cancelled oh ,
more than half a line. Time has turned back
ward in its fight By some wonder of nature
the irremediabe past has been thridded. the
unhappy twists OF Circumstance have been
Strengthened out promise fructi1es in accord
snce with the dearest hopes and the disap-
pointed enjoy what might have been.
In saying these things we do not wish to be
understood as sympa thiZing entirely with the
former admirers IN their present ecstasy. We
have our own opinion Of these two great pub
lie servants. Least OF all do we wish TO seem
TO disparage the varied e1cellences of the ener-
getic Attorney General by implying that he is
no more than the st Jerome Of faded political
day dreams might have been if he had realized
the passionate hopes Of his worshippers, or 10
depreciate the many qualifications of the Dis
trict Attorney by suggesting that If what might
have been had been he would have been no
other than the Albany Don Quixote In the joust
against the trusts. No such merger Of person
slities could have taken place-not, indeed,
while there are so many able nti-merger law
yers and newspapers as exist in the state.
What these good people feel Is that II some
how time had not followed the line Of least re-
sistance, but had braced up and fulfilled it's
promises the District Attorney could have, nay.
indeed would have, directed at the Ice Trust
all OF William Schuyler Jacksons fervent zeal,
and under his fiery glance il would have
melted Ike SNOWFALL In the place where it
never SHOWS. But the fire. so they think, is
gone out Of Mr.. Jerome. The chill of years and
disillusionment is Set upon him. Mr.. Jackson
seems 10 be hot. as Mr.. jerome once seemed To
be, burning with the fever Of prosecutor who
sees crime everywhere Mr.. Jerome seems to
be cool, SO cool that be has given the warm
biooded populace a mighty shiver IL is even
believed that the Ice Trust cut crop IN
his neighborhood In our mildest winters
Mr.. Jackson, IN abort, is everything that Mr.
New-York tribune., 1908-02-13
THE NEWS THIS MORNING.

CoNGRESs-senate: Senator Rayner, of
Maryland. discussed the currency bill and con-
denned the present banking system. -
House: The Indian appropriation Dill was
passed after considerable irrelevant discussion
including the status Of Mr. Bryan in New Jer-'
sey-
FoREIGN-sixty thousand cartridges and and
other ammunition were seized at Mayaguez
while being loaded on steamer bound Tor
san1o Dou1fnso The German government
VIII soon introduce a bill IN the kelcnstas pro
vidius stringent regulations for automobiles
- Signor Volpi has purchased the Barberlnl
collection Of Etruscan antiquities; he offers 10
give one-fifrh TO the Italian government IN re-
turn for permission TO sell the remainder abroad
The Finnish Diet met at Helsingfors; the
president, replying to the Emperors ADDRESS,
denounced the efforts Of Russian reactlonlsts 10
in5ure the social and political progress OF the
grand duchy. -- Carl Ludwig Won Nethein
convicted Of attempt to blackmail Soliy joel
WAS sentenced to penal servitude for t"enty
wears ~ About fifty women suffragists were
arTaigned at London; only TWO of them chose a
fine in preference TO a Jail sentence - Sig
nor IuzZatti former Italian Minister of Finance,
urged the establishment OF an American ma
tional bank which, he believed, would remove
the evils Of the present system
DOMESTIC-SecretaryT Taft was the principal
speaker AT a Lincoln Day dinner at Grand Rap
ids. Mich. answering the question, What W ouic
al the dinner OF the Pittsburg Chamber OF Com
gnerce, urging a system Of national waterways
movement in favor OF Judge Gray, OF
Delaware, for President OF the United states was
launched in Pennsylvania - William l.
Bryan made several speeches in Buffalo -
The privileges Of the floor of the Assembly at
Albany were denied Adjutant General Henry to
reply TO resolution asking for information re
garding the salaries of national guard employees.
and he refused TO give the facts asked for -
No action was taken on the Kelsey case ct Al
bany, but speedy settlement seems likely -
Five men were killed and three injured in an eX-
plosion IN a starch factory in Providence. -
It was learned at Boston that coachman en-
ployed by Mrs. Mary Baker G. Eddy had died
suddenly last Saturday.
TT.-Governor Hughes spoke at the Repub-
itcan Club dinner a. the Waldorf == EN-
Justice d. Cady Herrick told Of Some Essential
Principles in Democracy" at the Democratic Club
dinner - II was said warrants would be
served by the federal authorities c. w. Morse
before he left the Etruria- - In report To
the Public Service Commission its consulting
engineer advised the overhauling and rebuilding
az the Union Railway Companys property. -
The United States Circuit Court of Appeals af-
frmed the conviction of Captain Van Schaicll
Of the steamer General Slocum- - State
Chairman Woodruff said Governor Hughes would
probably name the delegates-at-large and alter
mates TO the Republican convention in Chicago.
THE wEATHER-Indications for to-day:
Fair. The temperature yesterday: Highest 80
degrees; lowest, 2s-
New-York tribune., 1908-02-13
TO HONOR ALEXANDER HAMILTON.
Steps Taken for Suitable Memorial IN Wash
ington-Associatio Formed.

Washington. Feb. I2-At largely attended
meeting of board OF trustees OF the Alexander
Hamilton National Memorial Association here TO-
day the project for the erection OF a memorial in
honor OF Hamilton In this city was launched
The following permanent officers OF the ssso-
citation elected: President. Justice John VI
Harlan; vice-presidents. Secretary Corteiyou.
Henry p. F. MacFsrland. Senator Lodge. judge
John F. Dillon and ey-Anlbassador Joseph H
Choate secretary. Franklin w Collins; treasureF
Milton T. Allies
Senator Lodge. one OF Hamiltons ofograpners'
In an address indorsed the movement and char
acterized Hamilton as Americas greatest con-
structfvs statesman. The British Anoessedor'
James Bryce. paid tribute to Hamilton and agreed
with Senator Lodge to Hamiiton's place among
the statesmen of America Secretary Cortslyou.
who recently spoke before the Hamilton Club. or
Brooklyn. in approval Of the present movement
was present and gave his earnest support 70 tne
project Justice Brewer eulogizsd Hamilton ara
supported the plan
The list of trustees was enlarged 10 inciuoS
General George B. Davis. Admiral George Dewey
General Horace Porter. Arthur Perkins and GeoIt'
W Nixon The trustees VIII ask all the palr'eus
organizations of the country 70 help In the en'ef
prise