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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17
ImanInarY HOLIDAYS.

know a man who cannot afiord to
travel, and yet has a delightful way
OF deceiving himself. He learns about
the cost of travelling the proper cloth.
ing to he worn, gets a time table, and
arranges excursions for himself to
various places, and then reads about
them in books of travel. To the man
with imagination It is a captivating
occupation Hearth and Home.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17

Mrs stiles-I do wish you'd try to
keep yourself heater.
Mr.. Stiles-But, my dear. you're not
80 careful
Mrs. Stlles-l'm not2 I'm certainly
more careful OF my clothes than you.
Mr.. Satisfactorily. Whereas. you
should be more careful OF me.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17
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|&># 4, T." G9R4 " a
CELLAR WALL AND FLOOR.
Plan Which Proved Highly Satisfac.
tory to One Man.

The accompanying illustration shows
cellar wall and floor which we have
found to be highly satisfactory. The
walls were of rough sandstone bowl.
ders laid in common mortar. A good
drain was provided, and connecting
with 1t and running around the out.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17
Scarcity Of Humor.

II Is to be feared that II the papers
reserved a special corner once each
week for the witticism OF the week, II
would be often left blank. There is ne
wit to speak OF to-day, only a feeble
Initiation OF 1t which people are fond
OF calling the saving sense of humor.
London Saturday Review.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17
The Real Thlnu,

81 guess I'll take a hand ia the
poker game" Kissed the gamblers
wife, as she broke up the party with
a flourish OF that homely but useful
kitchen article in her muscular hand.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17
Get a Patent-

Your invention may be valuable and
should he patented. Send for free IN
formation and advice to II. J. ROBIN
SON, Patent Attorney. 4. o. Box 544,
Salt Lake CITY.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17
The World a Blank.

We feel sorry for the woman who
has NO confidence in either her hus-
band or her dressmaker.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17

Feet Ache-Use Aliens Foot-Ease
Over 900 testimonials. Refuse limitations. Send for
free trial package. A. 3. Olmsted, Le Hoy, NY
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17
Cursed,

Whenever a critic wants to say
something scathing about a play he
calls Ii melodrama
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17

The wise man who has a good opin.
ion Of himself keeps Il TO himself.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17
Instant Relief for All Ewes.

wind, PETTlT'S EYE SALVE, 25c. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17
CORNSTAlk HOLDER.
How a Servieeable Device Can Be
Made Out Of Two Rake Teeth.

Secure two rake teeth, as shown in
Fig. /, from an old hay rake and after
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17

A successful man isn't necessarily a
contented man.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17

The love OF money is the easiest OF
all roots to cultivate.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces IN
hammaticn allays pain cures wind collie 25c bottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-17

You want reliability first OF all
when you buy anything Of jeweIry
store. Half a century Of absolute
guarantees has established our repu.
tation for reliability. Anything
loueht Of us must be right In style,
quality and price or you get your
money back.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
S;'!Iij5iIEIi:N!(iE ;'!Ij5IIi: (iEE;x5zs2SI1Il.!Tl. ion
is GROWING SMALLER.
Rapid Transportation Reducing the
Size of the World.

That the effect of transit facilities
has been to make the world practically
smaller in the past century is a state
ment frequently heard. How great
this shrinkage has been is strikingly
shown in the case of a single Euro
pean country, France, by chart that
appears in the latest volume of graph
ical statistics published by the French
department of public works. We
quote from a review of A. Latour,
contributed to La Nature. He says,
referring to the accompanying chart:
we see that France has shrunk
progressively from year to year like
Balzac's wild ass skin; the distance
of given city from Paris being repre-
sented, not according to its length in
kilometers, but to the duration of the
Journeys in hours, which is the more
important On this map the geographic
contours of France, properly so-called,
are for the year 1914 The lines con-
Meeting Paris to each city on the map
are regarded as denoting by their
length the time requj' I'd at that time
to reach the capital by post-chaise
from these various points. Proceed
ing in the same way from 1884 (post-
chaise) and for 1854, 1867, 1887 and
1900 (railway), and uniting by line
the points corresponding to the same
epoch, we have series Of contours
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Plants Chanue,

Plants change their characters ac-
cording to the conditions in which
they are, and this is more true of the
artificial plants than any other. Take
the wheats by way of illustration
They have been so artificially bred
for long time that they are very
susceptible to conditions. A wheat at
the Tennessee experiment station that
had been bred to have large
amount of protein and a small amount
of starch suddenly developed a great
deal of starch in a wet year when the
leaves grew large. This change, ac-
cording to season, is the hardest
thing to combat in any artificial plant,
and any plant that has been modified
by man is artificial. The more changes
we make with plants the easier are
changes made. The last 25 years has
seen more new brands of cabbages
brought on the market than ever be-
fore and some of them are very diff
ferent from the old varieties.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
KEEP UP THE WHEAT LAND.
Fertility of the Soil Must Be Kept up
at Any Cost.

The fertility of the wheat land must
be kept up at any cost, but we are
certain that in some parts of the west
the fertility is surely declining. Only
small per cent. of our farmers have
as yet reversed the process. 1t is easy
enough to keep up the fertility of the
wheat fields if the owner of the wheat
farm is willing to take the informa-
tion that has been collected from the
experiences of other men. Wheat land
cannot be kept up in fertility If the
process of wheat raising every year is
followed
Two things must be done-a rota-
tion must be established and some
fertilizer such as potash and phosphate
must be applied in some quantities
each year Rotating so as to bring in
leguminous crop every few years
will help keep up the supply of nitro
gen and will improve the physical tex
ture of the soil. Potash and phos-
phorus can be applied in small quanti-
ties each year at small cost per acre
and this must be done if the quality of
tion is good thing, but it can never
bring in potash or phosphorus that
have been taken from the land or
which the land lacks.
With proper handling our wheat
lands can be made to produce the
great crops they did 40 years ago.
In fact, It is possible to make them
y ,x;-
old condition, for in addition to put.
ting back the fertilizer we can i'm.
prove them by draining, many of the
wheat fields being in need of this
But this cannot all be done in day.
A little should be done each year in
the way of putting in the fertilizers
the crops must have. The benefits of
rotation cannot be gained in a few
years, but the periodical turning under
of sod or the roots of leguminous
plants will be a constant method of
improving soil conditions.
In the middle west are millions of
acres of land that are kept in wheat
year after year, but which are now
producing ten bushels less per acre
than tney USED TO produce, says the
Farmers Review. The returns will
be still less in years to come, if steps
are taken to prevent further exhaus.
tion. 1t is not only the loss of the
fertility that has to be considered
but the badness of the physical con.
dition resulting from the loss of fer
tility. In fertile ground the roots
strike deep and spread out in all di
rections. These roots rot and leave
the soil in a good condition physically
But in poor soil the root systems are
weak and the soil gradually packs
down so hard that the frosts even do
not go down far. There is no way in
which the farmer can make money
easier than b5 Improving the fertility
of the land he has in wheat
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
WHEAT AND CHAFF,

How about storm windows?
The man who simply marks time
never gets anywhere.
1t takes manhood as we'll as brains
and muscle to run farm.
About now the farmers wife en-
joys good dry stove wood.
How about the wood lot? Are you
doing anything to preserve it?
What are your. plans for a more at
tr2ctive farm home next year?
There are still places in this coun.
try where straw stacks are burned.
The man who really likes his work
finds profitable amusement in it.
It's the country worker who gets the
benefit of the beautiful fall weather
The manure spreader feeds the land
more satisfactorily and economically
Self confidence, not conceit is the
most desirable element in the farmer
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
FARM SCALES
The Satisfaction Which One Farmer
Gets Out of Their Possession.

A pair of wagon scales on the
farm are like the necessities of life
in the home and family. I would
not know how to do without them, de-
clares writer in Farm and Home.
| never owned a farm without scales
and it seems to me the farmer thai
can could 80 to sleep if his barn was
on fire. There is no end to the rea-
sons for scales on the farm. The sat
isfaction they afford is alone worth
ten times their cost.
At this time | am delivering 10000
bushels Of onions to a large storage
buyer. l weigh the loads as they go
| compare my weights with the buy
ers'. Although they may weigh me
short so to 100 pounds some loads. il
Is great satisfaction to know what is
going on and that it is not a great
deal worse. The farmer is a back
number that will deliver grain to an
elevator and cattle and hops to
shipper, not knowing his weights.
| might enter into long, practi.
cal use for scales on the farm, for
scientific uses in the feed lot, ETC., but
| do not believe that the farmer who
has made money enough to buy a
pair of scales needs details. He only
needs to wake up, install pair of
scales on his farm, read good farm
journals and do business on business
principles.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

with a somewhat cruel exactness the
the Western AS a whole, France ap-
pears to have shrunk little by little
to the limits of the Department Of
Seine-et-Oise A chart of the same kind
representing decrease in the cost Of
travel, gives somewhat the same re-
suit, but the shrinking is very much
less, the diminution being on the av-
erage only half between 1914 and
1900 for travellers by first-class; that
is 20 francs instead of 60 to Brest and
43 instead Of so for Marseilles."
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
A Giant Apple Tree

At Cheshire, Conn, stands an apple
tree which is known to be 100 years
old, and is believed to be much older
than that. The trunk is 171a feet in
circumference near the ground, and
the height of the tree is about 70 feet.
There are eight large branches. Five
of these bear fruit one year, and the
other three the next year One year
this remarkable tree yielded 13O bush
els of apples. The tree is regular in
form. and the circle shaded by its
branches is 130 feet in diameter.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

quotes him in an article contributed to
La Nature.
Said Mr.. Van den Brock, after de-
scribing his observations on twisted
trees:
"If the twist of tree trunk may be
explained by physical and natural
causes dependent on the conditions of
growth of the tree, we might imagine
that the direction of the torsion would
correspond to that of the suns appar-
ent path. But then the observed twist
would be in the direction Of the mo-
tion of the hands of a watch Now the
case is precisely the opposite. OF 1000
trees, at least $50 twist in the other di-
rection, that is, contrary to the hands
of watch, and consequently in the
same direction as most water whirls.
"Botanists to whom l have referred
the question-almost always a new
one for them-have confirmed the
facts shortly afterward, but none of
them has been able to give an explana-
ton"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
This Makes a Good Road.

Which are driven ordinary harrow
teeth about three inches apart This
is attached to the rear piece, a, which
is 2X6 oak timber ten feet long faced
with three inches of one-fourth-inch
metal on the bottom q, which projects
one inch. These pieces are kept apart
by wooden blocks, d. upon the bolts,
f, and by the top strips, C, each 2x6.
This makes a fine level road as it har-
rows it and scrapes it at the same
time.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

truth. because of the inequality of the
improvement in rapidity of travel in
the various directions. For instance,
the time from Paris to Marseilles was
112 hours in 1914, so in 1884, 3S.5 in
1856, 1872 in 1867, 1876 in 1887, and
ia in 1900.
THE way in which the curve, which
ought to shrink symmetrically, length
ems out along certain lines, like a
splash of mud on a marble floor, shows
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Soy Bean Experiments.

Recent experiments by the Indiana
experiment station indicate that the
Ogema soy bean requires about 95
days to mature seed. Ito San and
Early Brown about 115 days, No. 12,-
S99 about 130 days and Medium
Early Yellow approximately $50 days.
In yield of seed per acre Early Brown
ranked first with 294 bushels and
Ogema last, with 14.5 bushels for
northern Indiana. For central Indiana
Early Brown was first, with 1913 bush.
els and Ogema last.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
FARM WATERWORkS.
How Good System Can Be Put In by
the Farmer Himself.

Get a good force pump, b, and put
1t over large well, setting it near the
edge. From the pump run an iron
pipe, c, down to the ground, then
three feet away from the well. Then
run pipe up 80 feet to tank ID, which
should be about three feet high and
eight feet in diameter. From bottom
of tank run another pipe, E, down be-
low frost line; then turn at a right
angle, y, and let it run to o, a
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

The operation has just been sue
cessfully observed by NJ. Anthony of
the marine laboratory at St Vaast-la-
Hougue, England. The ova, which float
in a globule, were kept in a tank of
running sea water. On the seventh
day the egg broke, and the young
larva appeared clothed in the nourish-
ing envelope, or vitellus. That van
ished the tenth day; but NJ. Anthony
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Turned Down.

Gobsa Golde spoke anxious1y.
Il understand" he said, that my
name was brought up last evening at
the Knickerbocker Club"
Eyes, that is true" said L'Oignon.
"And would you mind telling me
er-what action was taken in the mat
teri"
mot at all. The secretary was in
structed to purchase six quarts of
blackballs for the use of the mem
bers."
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

point almost under the Watering
trough. At o bend it up until it is
about a foot above top of trough, G..
and place faucet at F. At X or o
other pipes may be attached to run
to the house, says Missouri Valley
Farmer. Pump the tank full. The
water will run into the pipes, and any
time the faucet is turned at trough
or house the water will flow instantly.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

Going on, Mr.. Van den Broeck sug-
gested that there may be some corre-
lation between the direction of twist
and that of cyclonic storms and vor-
uces in water, both of which general
ly turn to the left (counter-clockwise
in the northern, and to the right
(clock-wise) in the southern hemi-
sphere. This difference depends on
the direction of the earth's rotation.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

did not wait so long to begin the arti-
fetal nourishment of the infant fish.
The artificial rearing of turbot on the
analogy offered is considered, and if it
should succeed, it could not fail to be
profitable for every adult female bears
many millions of ova. 1t is interest.
ing to note that during the experiment
an accidental stoppage of the flow of
water killed the greater number of
the ova.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

trunks of trees
seems a difficult
thing to believe,
yet a hypothesis
of this kind has
been seriously put
forward. The rota-
tion Of storms has
already been con-
nected with that
of the earth by
meteoro / o gil S t S,
and various French
physicists h a V e
maintained that
the same law
holds for whirls
Of all sorts in
bodies of water,
large or small. AS
long ago as 1904
the question re-
garding twisted
trees was raised
b y Van d e n
Brock, the Bel
gian geologist, in
a letter to Jean
BrunheS, W h O
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Gentle Brutality.

A New York woman testified that
her husband gently threw her down
stairs" which shows that the charge
that modern men are lacking in con-
sideration does not hold good in the
METROPOLIS.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

which is different in the two hemi.
spheres as one goes from the equator
toward the poles. If the same cause
affects the twist of tree, the trees
in the southern hemisphere must of
course generally turn in the opposite,
or "clockwise," direction; but on this
point. apparently, we have no infor-
nation.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Cleanind the Stalls

The quickest and easiest way to
clean stalls Is to use a steel stable
hoe to scrape and push out the ma
nurc after the bedding has been gath
cred up with a fork. Stalls thus
cleaned are drier cleaner, and health
ier for all animals. The manure is
richer too, because most of the nj
trogen in the wet manure is saved.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
improves ON RifIN

Herr Mauser has invented what he
considers an improvement on his we'll.
known rifle by which it reloads itself
automatically from cartridge cham
Der.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Treating Seed Potatoes for scab.

Again we give the proper method
of treating seed potatoes for scab:
Soak them for two hours in a solu.
ton containing one-half pint of for.
malin to Is gallons of water. When
planting, avoid ground which has re.
Gently produced a scabby crop of
tubers.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free $500
trial bottle and treatise DR.. R. II. Kline,
Id, 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Who Likes Lemon Pier

You should try at once "OUR-PIEo
Preparation for delicious Lemon pies A
lady says: Il will never again try to make
Lemon pie in the old way while can get
'OUR-PIE' Preparation" Try it and you
win say the same. At grocers, 10 cents.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Lining Land.

Lining land improves both the
heavy and light land. The heavy land
is made more friable, and the leachy
soil is made more cohesive and works
better.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Oairyinu Paws.

There is no farm so valuable and
productive that it cannot be made
more valuable and more productive By
turning it into dairy farm.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Get Ii Ready,

A we'll mixed pile of prepared soil
is what everyone who attempts grow
ing flowers should have in readiness
for the transplanting season.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

When woman wants to make a
man feel like dollar minus 20 cents
she asks him to describe the costume
some other woman had On.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
A Mistake.

"It is nothing to your credit to be
buying everything on time"
You are wrong; it is everything to
my credit. Houston Post.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
ROAD DRAG AND HARROW.
A Combined Tool Which Will Do Very
Effective Work.

This road drag is superior to any
drag that | have ever seen, declares a
Kansas correspondent of Farm and
Home. The front piece consists of
AKA oak strip, b, ten feet long through
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

ONLY ONE "BROMO 0UININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look fca
the signature of e. w. GROVE. Used the WorsA
over To Cure Cold In One Day. 2c.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

After coaxing girl to sing a man is
apt to wish he hadn't.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

A bluff is all right as long as you
can keep the lid on.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

PILES CURED IN TO Ia DAYS.
PAZ0 OINTMENT IS guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in
to II days or money refunded. Soc.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Often the Case.

"a man should think twice before
he speaks"
"And woman three times before
she sings. ."-Harper's Weekly.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

A good intention will no more make
a truth than fair mark will make a
good shot.-Spurstowe
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
EFFECT OF EARTH's ROTATION.
Causes the Twists in Trees, in Air,
and in Water.

That the rotation of the earth
should have the effect of twisting the
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
For Over Half a Century

For over Halt century
Browns Bronchial Troches have been
unexcelled as a cure for hoarseness,
coughs and sore throat.