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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1908-11-13
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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1908-11-13
WARZECHA TO LEAVE TROUBLED
ZONE.

Frank Warzecha of Holding, of
whom much has appeared in the
public press in connection with Frank
Czech, a neighbor, has decided to
leave Stearns county, at once for all If
he and Czech can come to mutual
agreement to discontinue actions
against each other, which are pend
ing. If he is allowed to go in peace,
Warzecha says he will settle on farm
in Mile Laos county He has visited
the county, and is making the pre-
parations necessary for his removal
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1908-11-13
1rainerd High Wins from
Locals BY Score Of
% to s

Defeat again was the lot Of the
Little Falls high school football team
in the game with the Brainerd high
at Brainerd last Saturday afternoon,
loosing the game by the score of to
%. The game started out fast and
was very warm one throughout,
Little Falls getting the best of it dur
ing the first half, which ended 6 to 0
IN their favor. All who saw the first
half of the game had the Brainerd
boys booked for trouncing at the
hands of the visiting team. The pace
set in the first half, however, was too
much for our boys, some of whom had
been perceptibly weakened through
physical conditions, and they we're
unable to make the effort called for in
the last half to check their opponents,
who on the contrary seemed to have
risen to their full strength at the
lnstigation of their coach. In the
twenty minutes playing of the last
half Brainerd scored % points, break.
ing. through the line To- block punts
with great agility. Two punts, one
from behind the goal and the other
from the five-yard line, were blocked
BY, Brainerd, they getting the bali and
scoring 8 touch down in both in.
stances. which were turned into goals
BY Horn, giving them II points.
Later when trlck-play. was at
tempted, the officials gave the ball to
Brainerd on Little Falls one yard
line claiming that Kelly had stolen
the ball. This was disputed, but the
officials decision held, and another
touch down was soon scored by Brain
srd.. They failed to kick goal, and at
the end Of this play score was II to
IN favor of Bralnerd. The next SIX
points were made by Bralne1d when
one of their players made fast to an
attempted forward pass -. by Little
Falls, and made good for touch
down, which Horn turned into another
goal, making a score of % to IN
favor of the Brainerd high.
Deidrich was i'll and unable to take
his place at full-back, and with the
change this necessitated, the best work
could not be gotten out of the team.
The second team of the local high
school was defeated by the junior
Brainerd high school team by the
score of II to
An informal dance was given in
the evening IN honor of the visiting
teams.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1908-11-13

Arthur Dahlstrom was thrown down
by playmate at the Central school
last Friday morning at recess, falling
on the edge Of the cement walk and
bruis1ng his scalp considerably. It is
not thought that anything serious will
result
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1908-11-13

The Northwestern Telephone COM
pany is to be commended for the OK
cellent service. furnished gratis, on It's
toll and local lines for the purpose of
receiving the election returns. Special
operators were placed on the lines,
which, with the services given at the
local exchange, made 1t possible for
the people of this city to know the re-
suits of the election, national, state
and county, within twelve hours after
the polls were closed.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1908-11-13

A St. Paul paper speaks very
highly of the violin selections
rendered by Miss Norma Williams at
the opening recital of the St. Paul
Schubert club Wednesday of last week.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1908-11-13

A new National cash register has
been Installed in the julius Jetka
hardware store.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1908-11-13

Mrs. Frank Yaeger came in from
Glenwood last Friday and visited here
with her mother, Mrs. Chas. HOgle.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1908-11-13

Mrs. Frank Coennen returned from
Cass Lake Saturday.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1908-11-13

Many time In the past has the
suggestion been made that the railroad
company be forced to put in gates at
this crossing, as it has always been
considered dangerous one, the hotel
building on one side and the water
tank on the other obscuring both the
south and the north view of the
tracks and approaching trains. To
guard against accidents one watch
man has always been maintained at
this crossing, but as was only too
clearly demonstrated last Saturday,
the Waterman has more than he can
attend to.
Although 1t is somewhat late to put
in gates now, seeing that one man has
lost his life because of the lack of
them, lot them be put IN at once to
avoid any repetition of the horrible
accident above narrated.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
TALES THEY TELL.

A st. Louis thief stole twenty-four
shoes, only to find they were all for
the left foot.
A negro named Daniel Saunders, ar
rested in Kansas City. had on nine
shirts and a white vest with two rows
Of pearl buttons between the seventh
and ninth shirts.
Two woOdchOppers working near
Frederick, Del, found in a tree two
buckets Of money, in another three
buckets, in the third tree two coons
and in the fourth thirteen squirrels.
Boys at Tusten, n. Y, started a ball
Of snow rolling down a hill, and 1t
went flying through Farmer Schnei-
der's chicken coop. The big ball gath
cred up nine Of Schneider's fat hens.
1t rolled farther to the barnyard Of the
next farmer, where pigs ate five Of the
chickens.
Not to be outdone by Mrs. Stella
Clapp, who climbed to the top Of the
175 foot smokestack of an Athol
Niass) factory to take photographs,
four Harvard students climbed the It's
feet and with their feet dangling over
the side Of the chimney played a game
Of seven up.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
SHORT STORIES.

This century will have twenty-five
lean years, the greatest possible num-
Der.
Tule lake, in Oregon, is emptying
itself through a subterranean hole,
down which the water is pouring in
a whirlpool with deafening noise.
A man from st. Johnsbury, VT, de-
string to embark. In the trucking busi-
ness In Groveton, N. a., was forced
to abandon the enterprise because Of
inability to rent a house in which to
live.
Daniel Webster and Benjamin F.
Butler were among the great lawyers
to try cases in the old Wiscasset (Me.J
courthouse, which was somewhat
damaged by fire recently. All the rec
ords were saved.
The total number Of patents taken
out in the world since the beginning
of patent laws is found by A. Fitch,
from French statistics, TO reach $780,
600. Of which 100000 have been
granted in the last fifty years.
A remarkable exhibition Of high
Jumping was given in Rutland, Vt,
the other day by a large buck deer
who gracefully came down the avenue.
He ran between houses, cleared fences
eight feet in height with no effort at
all and disappeared In the country.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
Humor
1T WAS JUST THIS WAY.

How the Street Car Passenger Lost
His Sixty-f7ve Dollar Roll.
''Sir," said the tall man as he rose up
and glowered down at the short man.
"when entered this car l had a roll
Of money amounting to $50 in my
pocket"
':Yeth, thir." Iisped the short man
in reply.
"And now have only this nickel"
"Thath all. thir?"
"Then some one must have picked
my pocket"
"Thath don't follow, thir."
"Don't follow? OF course It does.
You have been sitting right beside me
ever since got on"
1T 18th just your way, thir-just your
way. Thath all, thir."
what in the devil do you mean by
saying it's just my wayI" demanded
the tall man.
why. thir. when the conductor came
for your fare you handed him the roll
instead Of the nickel, and he's out
there counting it over now. He thinks
it's present Chicago News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
LINES TO LOUISA.

THE same being our forty-seventh mali
who has gone to smash elsewhere.l
A week ago we had a maid
Whose memory will never fade.
You should have seen Louisa!
She piled the plates on which we dined
So very high they called to mind
The leaning tower OF Pisa
At other times they did not lean
When carried by our kitchen queen
CWhose other name was Dennis),
But rose as straight as spire or trea,
And then her model seemed TO be
The campanile. Venice.
The leaning tower was first to 60.
And when II hit the floor below
The havoc was appalling.
At once another crash occurred,
And then, alas. we knew we heard
The campanile falling!
see Its shattered remnants yet
Twas half our wedding dinner set
The other half was Pisa.
Ny chatelaine her protest filed.
Pray leave" she cried, "ere I 20 wild
For Pelion on Ossa piled
Would be your next. louisa
Earle Hooker Eaton in HaIper's Week.,
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
PTTH AND POINT.

That ship Of yours that is coming In
how slowly it sails!
Curiosity is the sensation that makes
a man feel he has an empty stomach
In his mind.
Notice the smile Of pity that old mar
ried folks show when they witness
the enthusiasm Of the newly married.
At every funeral this is apparent:
1t Is impossible to have so many how-
ers that they disguise the coffin under
them.
When a child is sick there is always
the hope that it viii be better in the
morning, but when sickness comes to
an old person he counts on feeling bet.
ter In the STANDARDIZATION Globe.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
How q Happened.

A certain member Of the fashionable
Metropolitan and Chevy Chase clubs at
the national capital has all his life
borne many quips because Of his ex-
ceedingly diminutive stature.
Last spring the diminutiye clubman
took unto himself a wife, the daughter
Of a well known federal official, who Is
said to be as witty as her father.
Mrs. Blank" said a friend one day
recently, Il have Just seen your hus-
band for the first time since his mar
rage. Do you know, he seems shorter
than ever"
"Why not?" asked the wife, with a
smile. Hes married and settled
down."-Harper's Weekly.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
MODES OF THE MOMENT.

The killed skirt with its fold trim
ming is going out slowly. but fits end
is inevitable.
The most effective house frocks are
nodded upon original lines largely de
pendent for their distinction upon the
individuality Of the wearer.
Even more than at present is q
vogue for the one piece tailored suit
or dress promised for spring, so that,
whatever one has in that line now, is
sure to be quite as good style later on.
At the opening Of the season it was
announced that fur would be largely
utilized as a trimming, but the fur
cloths turned out to be so handsome
and so very much more adaptable for
the purpose that they easily took the
place reserved for the fur.-New York
Post,
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
PLAYS AND PLAYERS.

Sam Demands new musical comedy
Is called Nearly a Hero"
William Hawtrey, the English come
dian, has gone into vaudeville.
Vinie DAILY has left musical comedy
and has returned to vaudeville.
Marie Doro is to appear in London.
but first will be seen In the larger
western cities In THE Morals Of Mar
Gus"
Wallace Eddinger, appearing with
Robert Edeson in CLASSMATES" Is said
to be the only blond villain Just now
on the stage.
June Van Buskirk, who made q hit
In The Earl Of Pawtucket," has mar
ried a London clubman and viii retire
from the stage.
Henry Blossom, the author Of 'SThe
Red Mill" is responsible also for "The
Yankee Consul" Checkers" Mile.
Modiste" and other plays.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
NEW YORK CITY.

There is an average Of 1880 tons Of
Transatlantic freight leaving New
York city each hour Of the year.
Figures obtained from New York's
lighting plants show that the city uses
27S.ooo,ooO candle power nightly.
New York city averages fourteen
deaths each week from falls, explo-
sions. excavations, collapses and pre-
mature blasts.
New Yorks street cleaning depart.
ment win cost the city 1914 hoo NOR
tn 1908 than In 1907. the total for the
latter year being S86a2, s56-New YorF
Herald
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01

have even understood electricity. as
wires corresponding to our own tele-
graph wires have been found In
Egypt"
THAT may be-" answered Pat, but
the fact that no wires have been found
In Ireland proves beyond a doubt that
the Irish were in the habit Of using
wireless telegraphy." Philadelphia
Ledger.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
Best For Him.

~Now," said Professor Cooley,
'these exercises should perfect you in
the rudiments at least. Memorize the
rules and
But" interrupted the rich mans
son, what do you consider the best
exercise Of memory"
Remember the poorr'
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
The Poet ExpIains.

But" said the beautiful girl, you
don't look the least bit like poet"
81 realize that" replied the bard.
'but / can easily explain. l know q
barber who is willing to take my
books in payment for professional serv.
ices."-Chicago Record-Herald.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
RIGHTEOUS EeIIo,.

Come along with me and 90 skat-
ing"
How dare you ask me to 90 skat-
ing on the Sabbath? Besides, there's
q poker game on over at GaiIey's
house."-Catholic Standard and Times.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
UseIesa.

Il see you've bought a typewriter"
said Mccall.
YES" replied Mugley, "and the
bloomin' things a fake"
whats wrong with it?'
"Why, it can't spell any better than
I do."-Philadelphia Press.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
Too Soon.

That artist is a real genius" re-
marked the admirer.
NO." answered Miss Cayenne. HE
can't be a real genius, or people would
not be saying so many complimentary
things about him before he is dead
Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01

Agy-Perhaps you are right, Miss
Tartun, but sometimes l cawn't help
thinking
Miss Tartun-Don't try to help It,
Mr.. Slimpayte. The exercise win do
Jon good.-Denver News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
Az Timaa chann.

Politics is getting to be wonderfully
interesting" said the observer.
ies'" answered Senator Sorghum.
at Is mighty interesting; but, between
you and me. IT isn't near SO much OF an
investment as Il used to be."-Washine.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
As She Understood n.

Mr.. Stub with illustrated weekly
Martha, here is a picture entitled
Docking an Ocean Greyhound"
Mrs. Stub daring up)-I just don't
want to see it think there should be
a law against clipping OF a poor dogs
tail.-Detroit Tribune.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
Accounts For L.

The star actress in the play was q
discovery by the manager. BE found
her working in a laundry"
That accounts for It."
Accounts for whatT'
The way she mangles her part
Baltimore American.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
The NibhIs.

Anam Ryetop-So the checker Climb
z E mere on the Panama canal, heyf
Row long did they argue, Jenf
Inc storekeeper-Lets see. Half q
EecSe o. cheese. peck Of prunes, pint
. orisd peaches and a pound Of crsct'
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
Prejudice.

Robert. this spelling paper Is very
poor, complained the small boys
teacher. Nearly every word Is mark.
ed wrong"
II wouldn't have been so bad" pro.
tested Robert, but Annie corrected
my paper, and she's mad at me, and
Tor every little letter that got wrong
she crossed out the whole word."-Lip-
pincott's.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
Catching the Wayfarer,

Cogger-The good parson told me
should always be trying to lift up my
fellow man.
Motorwood-What did you answer?
Cogger-I told him 1 would put q
scoop on my automobile at the earliest
opportunity.-Chicago News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
LELAND Giants Baseball and Amusement Assn.
Now organizing-capitaI Stock
100000

Association con-
Guided Association
Establishing
Date Amusement Park With
Eight Shoot The ChuS Miniature
Pvon Roller Skating Hurley Burnley, SWING Boating
ther First Glass
location 9h
ride on the Electric the Loop District in Chicago
The Public Baseball
This New Enterprise.
Are You In Favor OF The Race Operating
Employed
Enjoy The Life
effectively
puy Loyal Members
Shares Only Ten $1,000
Any Holiday around Amusement
wanted
attached
and Amusement Association Do to-day
Leland Giants Base Ball & Amusement
625s Hasted Street. Chicago. III
Enclosed please find
which sending subscription fee for
shares OF the Capital Stock of the Leland Giants
Association.
agree to $-------------p
certificate ~
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TsssusT eass fHassd sIss
Chicago Illinois, All Stock
nee employees and:h
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apply or empoymsnt City
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ago. State
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01

She-This wine doesn't seem 10 On
70 your head as quickly as It does TO
mine. "
He-No. That Is probably because
It has farther to 20.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
Their Ru,ins,. % e. n.

Their Business 20 Get q.
7 see" said the faeetious guest %
TIE hotel clerk, that each Of yodR por-
tes has the prevailing trouble
What prevailing trOuhler'
.Got TIE grip.r-B baltimore Ameriean.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01
Telephone
ooUoLAs ..:iseS

SALE.
ssoOos444ss wabash Ave, residences
separate Make terms
;o-oss Dearborn St. building foundations sc
a rooms, frame brick foundation
80 La frame and brick, 55
25o-s722 St.
soOOForest Ave.
JESSE BINGA 1887 STATE ST. Douglas 1865
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1908-02-01

Mistress = Bridget. have you &C.
mented the handle on to the water jug
which you dropped yesterday?
Bridget started to. mum. but I
dropped the cement bottle.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-10-20
. o 90 o 100000 0000s
~ MARINE REPORT. 9

go 600 600 600 90
(From San Francisco Merchants Ex-
change.)
Friday, October 16.
San Francisco=-Sailed, Oct. l6, s. 8.
Enterprise, for Hilo.
Saturday, October IL.
San Francisco--Arrived, Oct. 16,
midnight, s. S. Lurline, hence Oct. TO-;
Oct. IL, 8 a. M, S. S. Siberia, hence
Oct. IL. Sailed, Oct. II, p. M, 5. $.
Alameda, for Honolulu.
Yokohama--Sailed, Oct. 1S, s. s.
Arabia, for Honolulu.
Seattle-sailed, Oct. II, s. s. Next
can, for Honolulu.
Hilo-Arrived, Oct. 16, w. Fl. Mar
ston. from San Francisco.
Sunday, October Is.
Gaviota-Arrived, Oct is, s. S.
Santa Maria, from Honolulu.
Monday, October 10.
San Francisco-Arrived, Oct. is, s.
S. Texan, from Salina Cruz.
Gaviota-Arrived, Oct. IS, 5. s
Santa Maria, hence Oct. o.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-10-20
TALKING OVER DOCK SITES
Continued from Page ONE,

Continued from Page One.)
Interest," however, largely centered in
the location of the dryIock. A naval
officer pointed out the site selected by
the Schroeder Board, and then the site
believed to be better, the last being
closer to the channel opposite Waipio
Point. BY putting the drydock there
it will run parallel with bluff. 1t will
then be on the Waikiki side of the
dock instead of the Eva side, as at
present proposed. When Admiral Hol-
lyday left here he did not leave any
promise that he would see to it that the
newer site would be used, but left it to
the local engineers to make a memo
randum of for reference to the depart
ment at Washington. Farther mauka,
toward Dr. hebrews place at Aiea,
was shown the area where the machine
shops and general buildings would be
located. An island on the extreme Wal
kiki side of this harbor and just mauka
of the drydock is selected as the site
for the magazines
Another item of interest on this cruise
through the channel and harbor was
the great natural depth encountered by
the leadsman, whose callings of 81, 5s,
go, 50, 80, 48 feet caused some sur
prise. Arrived at the Peninsula, the
guests were greeted with music by the
Hawaiian band, which had gone to the
Peninsula by train. In the big pavilion
fine luncheon was served at tables
covered with ferns and other greens
and where appetizing fish chowder
sandwiches, pineapples and coffee were
served.
Several ladies assisted in this delight
full entertainment. A. w. Van Valken
burg was in charge of the Peninsul
luncheon arrangements, and was assist
: ed by Mrs, Van valkenburg, Miss Patty
Judge and Mrs. Hookano and Others.
, Boarding a train at the Peninsuls
the guests were whirled up to Pear
City, and then up through canyon t
Wahiawa, where the party remained 10
about half an hour admiring the grea
fields of pineapples stretching for mile
in every direction. The band playe
at the railroad station during this tim
!, to the delight of the Wahiawans, VIII
usually depend ON Photographic ban
a music. The party returned to town
!, 3.l5.
a The committee in charge consisted {
Fred l.. waldron, Fred Smith, Willal
y Brown, A. W.. Van yalkenburg, az
z VIM. Thompson.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-10-20
JAP PROCURERs ARE
HELD by THE POLICE

The police detectives were busy last
night running to cover horde of jap
anese male procurers who infested the
streets of Chinatown and the Palama
section, Turing bluejackets to the rooms
of their consorts. The police have
been watching these Japanese for
some tine. Most of them are hangers
on of the Iwilei district, but since the
closing of that place have transferred
their field of operations to the Asiatic
quarters. Soda water shops, barber
shops and fruit stores have been the
rendezvous of these men, and the
women were close by. All the men
arrested are held for investigation.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-10-20
MERCANTILE AGENCY
NOW IN NEW HANDS

The mercantile agency carried on for
the past few months by S. De Freest
has been purchased by II. q. Easton
and N. b. Young, who win carry it on
in future along broader lines than it
has ever been run on, either as the Q.
II. Berry Commercial Agency or the
auckland Business Bureau. The daily
business sheet now issued by the
agency win be enlarged within a very
short time and central Offices secured
for the new firm.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-10-20
TAFT CUTTING OUT DATES
BECAUSE OF SORE THROAT
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