The daily tribune., 1908-12-07
NE MUST HAVE DYSPEPSIA


"whst in vonr Judgment 7. the most
important single thing to be done for
the bettermeut Of country life. said:
"You may with as much sense ak
me how can make a sand hill with
one grain OF sand. Give us something
hard to answer. Life is made up of
multitudinous. numberless things,
acts, louks. tastes and smells ART
blended like the colors of the rain
bow. Lately 3 neighbor woman had
her pet calf torn to pieces by wolf,
= mountain lion killed two colts of
mine within hundred rods of the
house, badger killed aud carried
away twenty. four chickens in sim
gle night, coyotes and wild cats have
cleaned out all the poultry on several
ranches, a thief stole another neigh
boris horse and saddle while the own
er slept.
A kid fell into the ditch and
drowned, my enemies lie about me,
my friends bum off me, the women
hoodoo men. the married folks wish
they we're not married. the single
ones want to double up. all want to
be rich but are not willing to pay the
price. The women cuss Teddy and
his race suicide notions, a cloud burst
this summer tore out the bridges and
made bitches of our roads, the big
October snow storm blockaded the
canons, the pastures on the range Is
short with hard winter looming up,
feeding steers must be sold for price
so low that they will not pay the past
years expenses which includes inter
est at twelve per cent, and taxes are
high.
Tell me one thing or many things
that will rid the world Of sin and
disease and debts. Of noxious weeds.
fieas, flies, bugs. snakes, lust, dishon-
esty, envy. self,shness. hypocrisy pol
iticians, lawyers. liars, slander. hate
theft, murder, insanity. ger. etc. ,
ard then some more. There is only
one thing that l know of that will
make tho world better for a while
and get rid Of these things and Of
panics and presidential elections is a
second deluge. People who voted the
socialist ticket here said that last
years panic caused the presidential
election this year-and disturbed bus
mess.
"What must we do to keep the boys
and girls on the farms We have no
boys and girls here that want to go to
town-and they do not go. The sec
tions of our country which are most
affected and infected by this new dis
ease of wanting to go.to-town boys
and girls are where they raise most
corn and hogs. 1t is what they eat
that makes them uneasy. Here are
some things Kansas school teacher
says will quiet these ambitious boys
and girls who are ashamed of their
parents and too lazy to earn any Of
the things they ask for: The boys
and girls today want a modern house
furnished throughout with nice furni.
ture. carpets and curtains aud NO
dust nor flies "A piano and automobile.
a good library, door yard without
chicken coops and wood piles, a nice
large blue grass lawn. ornamental
shrubs and rosies and posies. large
trees with swings and hammock,
racket courts and baseball fields.
They want up-to-date machinery
large barns painted red with white
windows and shutters. thoroughbred
horses, single footers from Kentucky
breed perferred and niger or a
ohinaman to hold the steed while
these American farm dukes and duoh.
esses mount They want pure bret
cattle, they do not know what breed
they prefer. Jer ey blondes or Gallo
way brunettes; nice coupes. baroucbe
or autos -buRgies are too common
They want hot and cold water on tap
bath tub In every room, with massage
table on the side. billiard tables Il
pass sway the time on rainy days O.
when dying with ennui.