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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24

Today at Cleveland the Tigers VIII
probably trot out Eddie Summers TO
do battle on the firing line. He may
oppose Falkenburg. just secured from
Washington.
The Maps will be closely watched
from now on. as II is regarded as pos
sible that the "Bean-Pole' and Dave
Altizer may strengthen the weak
spots on the infeld and in the box.
where the Maps have been weak all
season Altizer is good fielder and
base runner. as we'll as being fair
batsman Cantillon let him go In his
desire to secure more right-handed
batting strength, and will probably
make regular of Unglaub.
Napland reports hint that both new
players will be seen today.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24
"ALL-ROUND ATHLETICS"
IN NEW SPORT MANUAL

A revised edition OF "All-Around
Athletics" has just been published
in Spalding's Athletic Library. II is
known as No. l22 Of that series. IL
contains the scores for the individual
all-around champions since 1884, the
record OF Martin j. Sheridan OF 1907
surprising anything previously made.
II also contains new illustrations, and
other important matter.
II will be sent to any address in
the United States or Canada by the
American Sports Publishing CO.. Il
Warren-st.. New York City, on re-
ceipt Of ten cents.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24

Three-bnse bits-Dowps. Hossmnn.
stolen bnse--schaerer. Double play
Altixcr and Freeman. Left ON buses
Washington q. Detroit u. First Jnse
ON bniIs-By johnson I, by MilIett -.
First bnse ON errors-Detrou =. struck
out-By Johnson }, by Mitlett =. Time
- ft4O. tmpire-Egan.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24
BY PAUL n. 6RUsKE.

Concluding their eastern trip with
a victory which raised their totals
since leaving their home grounds TO
10 wins out of 20 games played, the
Tigers grabbed the sleeper for Cleve-
land where they conclude their long
road trip today. coming home tomor-
row 10 20 up against the tail-end New
York club.
Yes. indeed, the Tigers have
been making baseball history.
When they left, they were waV-
ering between third and fourth
places with ST. Louis sailing
along in the lead Before leaving
the west they had pulled down
Cleveland and had gotten away
from the Sox. In their first east.
ern stand they tied the Browns
and since then they have been
going away. They increased
their lead at the final eastern
stopping off place and are now
hailed on every hand as the loei.
cal winner Of the pennant and the
classiest team In their league be-
yond the shadow of \ doubt.
ONE GOOD. PROSPEROUS HOME
SERIES AGAINST THE EASTERN
CLUBS AND THE RESULT OF THE
AMERICAN LEAGUE RACE WOULD
BE SETTLED, BARRlNY ANY PRO
LONGED PERIOD OF BAD LUCK.
Baseball men are using the Tigers
return TO form as an opportunity OF
using IL for "A line on the possible
tca'jS in the worlds champion snip
series In the American league. the
Tiger look 10 b. winners 10 a far
greater degree of certainty than their
percentage wcGld seem to justify.
FOR ONCE. IL is HARDER tn
PICK THE NATIONAL LEAGUE
WINNER THAN TIE PROBABLE
VICTOR IN THE YOUNGER OR.
GANIZATION AT present Pittsburg.
partisans and that is the order Ia
which they appear on President Pull.
lam's tab.
The Cubs and the Tigers give no
new ground for comp arison aside
from the fact that the former were I'M
doubtedly playing as far ahead of
their gait in the series OF last year
as the latter were playing behind
theirs. Pittsburg has been thorough
ly doped out. New York is unques
uOnaDly the dark morse.
Just now the inner circles OF base.
ball are smiling over the possibility
that the Giants may be the ones TO
fight II out with the Tigers at the
finish ~"s'
Such a combination would bring to-
gether the teams headed by two OF
the closest friends the national pas
time has even known.
Ever since the old Baltimore days
when Hughie Jennings and John Nc
Graw PLAYED together. side by side un-
der Ned Hanlon. the two have main
tanned the closest OF personal rela-
tons In the old days they used
to bunk together and were seldom
separated The fortunes OF war which
took McGraw out OF the active list a
couple OF years before his little pal
took seat on the bench. saw them
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24
Boston Excursion Grand Trunk Rail.
;-a- Stway system.

Special low fares will be named
July 3lst TO August 4th inclusive.
For particulars call at City Ticket
pfice,sl24 Woodward.ave. Telephone
NJ. 49,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24

After a woman makes up her mind
to have her own way she gets angry
II some man doesn't get busy and re-
strain her.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24
The Days Racing
On the Short Ship
2:1e pACE--puRsE 5000.

2:19 PACE-PURSE $500
Ray Moore, b. x. (PadgetO 1 2 1
Dc. Gienw oe 4 b. ~ '' tMayesj
Idol Star. b. m. tHopkins). . 6 )
Glenn H.. b. Y. (Helnbaugh) . ;
Time--2:l5A 2:l6h 2:l5A 2.15@i
FREE-FoR-AIL PACE-PURSE 500.
r. u. D., br. h. tRObinson)
Dewey O., b. x. tBurns) .2 2
Kingmore, b. h. (HopklnsD.. 3
Tax Title, blk. y. tKeating) 800
Lee Ramon. br. m. tHein-
baugh) ..... & &
Time-2.10. 2:1l: 2:1O
2:25 TROT-PURSE $500.
Nedra, b. m. (PadgetD ....t
Abbie Frost. ch. m. Ckeatingb
Gertie T.. b. IN. (Fisherb .
Time--2;23A: 2:2li4; 2.20l.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24
packey Trains for Brock.

LOS ANGELES. July 34.-Packey
Mcfarland and his trainer-manager
arrived here yesterday and -immed-
lately began training at the South
Side Athletic club for his battle with
Phil Brock, OF Cleveland.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24
THE BIG LEAGUE RACES ATAGLANCE
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Nrsfrr,iny'n Result

Yesterdays Results.
Detroit 4. Washington ..
ST Louis g. Boston ..
Chicago 6--6. New York 2-3.
Athletics l. cleveland o Go inn).
Todny's Games.
Detroit at Cleveland.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24

The crowd at Windsor yesterday was
lighter than usual. but II made up IN
enthusiasm what 81 lacked In number >.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-24
For the Statistical Fiend
WASHINGTON.

'Bntted for Mcbride In ninth.
Hated Cor johnson I'm ninth.
DETROIT
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
Improvement Committee
Covington, La, March z, 1908.

Covington, La, March z, 1908.
The Improvement Committee
of the Town of CoYington met
on the above date.
All members present.
The following bids for shells
laid on streets were read:
Covington, La, March 2, 1903.
To the Honorable Mayor and Improve
ment Committee, Town of Coving-
ton, La.
Gentlemen-We respectfully submit
you our bid for shells spread on streets
of Covington, La, according to speci-
fication for one dollar and eighty-five
cents ($185) per cubic yard.
We would suggest that the Building
Committee have shells measured by a
practical man, on barge, so that City
Of Covington will derive full benefit
in case streets are not fully graded.
Hoping to receive your faborable
contract, we are
Very respectfully yours,
ALEXIUS BROS. & CO.
Covington, La, March 8, 1908.
To the honorable Mayor and members
of the Town Council, of the Town
of Covington, Louisiana.
Gentlemen propose to deliver you,
On the streets of the Town of Coving-
ton, unwashed shells spread as per
order of your Improvement Com
mittee, for the sum of one dollar and
eighty-five cents ($1.85) per cubic
yard.
Hoping the above will meet with
your approval. remain yours,
PAUL J. DULION.
Covington, La, March 2, 1908.
Improvement Committee, Town Of
Covinton, La.
Dear Slrs-We herein agree to place
unwashed shells, as per advertisement
in the st. Tammany Farmer, upon the
streets of Covington, for one dollar
and nlnety-five cents 1.95) per cubic
yard.
PLANCHE'S WOOD YARD,
Per F. F. Planche, Mgr.
1t was moved, and duly seconded,
that the contract be given to Paul J.
Dulion. Carried.
1t was moved and duly seconded
that L. S. Benham, representing the
National Enameling Co., of Cincin-
natti, Ohio, be given the contract of
numbering the houses in the town of
Covington, La, as follows:
Said L. S. Benham to plat the num-
bers of the town, number to be
given to every 80 feet, furnish the
numbers and put the same on the
houses, furnish the town with a di-
rectory, for the sum of 30c for each
plate properly put up on the houses.
Said plates to be put up with brass
head nails.
And the motion was carried.
L. j. FREDERICK,
M. P. PLANCHE,
w. r. BADON,
improvement Committee.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
were in Covington this week.
E. A. J. Comb visited Gov
ington this week.
8. K.
Fern Cottage News
Ne 4Ae

The new schoolhouse at, Pill
grims' Rest is progressing nice
ly.
Farming is under good head
way. Everybody is preparing
for a large crop this year.
Louis Pilaud has his new
house nearly completed.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Sharp
were blessed with a fine little
girl March 2.
M. C. Day is having some
good work done north of Gov
ington, which was needed.
Rev. T. E. Bennette preached
at Pilgrims Rest Sunday, the
church was we'll attended.
Herman Schultz was riding
around these quarters Sunday.
Louis Pilaud visited friends
at Abita Springs Sunday.
Sheep marking time has come
again, if there is any to mark,
the dogs have been playing
havoc in my settlement. Make
a dog law Mr.. Police Jury.
With success to the Farmer,
Do LITTLE.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
PineaCre Notes.
Pineacre, March 10, 1903.

Pineacre, March 10, 1903.
Editor st. Tammany Farmer:
Pineacre is a hamlet located
on the N, 0: G. NJ. r. R., sew
en- miles north of Slidell. It's
enterprises are one hotel, store,
and postoffice applied for, and
single mill and creosote works,
owned and operated by H. S.
Hutchinson. This mill does a
high grade of work and is sell
ing lumber and shingles at hard
time prices. E. A. J. Comb,
the "Shingle King" is with
this mill and will deliver lumber
and shingles to any point on
the N. O. G. N. R. R.
Mr.. Mitchell, Of Mississippi,
passed through here this week,
en- route to CoVington.
Mr.. Frank Brinkman, of New
Orleans, visited here last Sun
day with his sister, Mrs. Sam
Boss.
Mr.. II. S. Hutchinson made a
flying trip to Bogalusa last Sat
urday on business.
| Mr.. and Mrs. H. J. Anderson
and family visited with ye host
and and hostess, E. A. ].
Comb, of the Pineacre hotel,
last Sunday.
| Pineacre, formerly Maud, is
on the boom. It will soon have
a postofice, and several fami-
lies are soon to locate here. We
will warmly welcome them.
March came in like a lamb.
| hope it will 60 out the same.
The green grass is growing
rapidly and there will soon be
feasting for cattle and sheep.
A. P. Penton, H. Matt, N.
| F. Porter, Dave Mcqueen and
]. B. Brown, of Pearl River,
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
Court Items

District Court was in session this
week, Judge Thos. M. Burns on the
bench and District Attorney Jos. B.
Lancaster at his post.
The following cases have been tried:
St. Tammany Banking Co. and
Savings Bank VS. Louis Grantham &
Co., dismissed at plaintiffs cost.
Thomas Montgomer VS. Dixon Lum-
ber Co., dismissed at plaintiffs cost.
Greenbaum Bros. VS. John D. Talley,
judgment for plaintiff.
A. j. Wolf & Sons vs. Thomas &
Carpenter judgment for plaintiff.
State VS. Matte Jones, charged with
shooting with intent to murder, tried
by jury, not guilty.
State VS. VIM. Peterman, charged
with cutting and carrying away tim
Der, tried by jury, guilty as charged.
State VS. Dob Davis, charged with
trespassing and Telling trees on the
ground of another, tried by jury,
guilty as charged.
Covington Naval Stores Co.. Ltd.
vs. Joel Thompson, dismissed at
plaintiff S cost
Poitevent & Favre Lumber Co. VS.
VIM. Peterman, judgement for plain
tiff.
State vs. Henry Mott, tried by jury,
not guilty.
Wetenhall Jones VS. \. o. G. N. r.
R. Co, damage suit, tried by jury;
verdict for plaintiff in the the sum OF
$500.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
Schmidt, at Ahiia SPRINGS, handles
Tie famous Hamilton Brown Shoes,
for men AMI wnmpn
Ordinance.

Be it ordained by the Board of Alder
men of the Town Of Covington, in legal
session convened, That all owners of
improved property situated within the
corporate limits of the Town Of Cow
ington, La, be and they are hereby re-
quired to number their respective
houses, within ten days after they are
notified to do so by the duly consti-
tuted authorities of said town.
Be it further ordained, etc., That
should any such owner so served with
notice, as aforesaid, fail within ten
days after the service of such notice
upon him to number his house as re-
quired by this ordinance, ne shall be
subject to fine not to exceed five
dollars, or Imprisonment in the town
Jail for a period of not more than ten
days, or both, at the discretion of the
Mayor.
C. 9. WILLIAMS, Mayor.
E. D. KENTZEL, Secretary.
Adopted Feb. 10, 1908.'
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
Folsom Notes.
Folsom, La, Feb. &c, 1908.

Folsom, La, Feb. &c, 1908.
Editor St. Tammany Farmer:
Mr.. J. C. Petit of Amite spent
part Of this week here, guest OF
his sister Mrs. B. Springs.
Mr.. Steve Abney, of Abita
spent Saturday and Monday at
| Folsom,
Miss Maza Runge of Arcadia,
is the guest Of Mrs. A. Hammett.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Springs of Tex
as, spent last week among rela-
tives at Folsom.
Miss Dickerson, of Hombolt,
Tenn, arrived last week and has
re-opened the public school.
Forty-five pupils enrolled.
Miss Rachel Linton, of New
Orleans, spent last Saturday and
Sunday here guest of Mrs A.
Hammett.
Mrs. Keys of Birmingham Ala.
is visiting her husband, conduc-
tor A. Keys and is stopping at
Stevens hotel.
Messrs. Frank Smith. Gulfport,
and Julian Smith, of Covington,
spent Sunday here, guests of
their cousin, Mrs. A. Hammett.
Quite a large number of young
folks enjoyed a fish fry last
Saturday on the Bogue Falaya
river. Mr.. Max Goodlow won the
prize for the best fisherman.
Miss Corrinne Stevens was
married to Mr.. Mccall Stafford,
at Stevens hotel last Sunday
evening, at four o'clock. Owing
to the large number of attending
guests it was necessary for the
ceremony to be performed on the
balcony. Rev. Edwin Corkern
oficiated.
Mr. and Mrs. Stafford left at five
o clock for their new home at
Faliah.
Miss Bessie Simpson, of Pearl
River, is the'guest of Mrs. Black
burn.
Mrs. Milton Burns and Mrs. H.
Shaw, of Losa, spent last
Wednesday here with friends
and relatives.
Mr.. G. Sprigs, of North Texas,
has moved his family here. They
are occupying the Seal Cottage.
Mrs. Henry Hart has moved
into the Rogers cottage near the
depot.
Mrs Josie Core spent last week
with Miss Katie Burns in the
Crescent City.
Miss Katie Kentzel is in Fol-
som, the guest Of her sister,
Mrs. A. H. Hammett.
Quite a gloom Spread over our
little village last Tuesday when
the death of Mrs. William Wal
lace was announced. Mrs. Wal
lace was the only daughter Of Mr.
and Mrs. Norman Fendlason.
She was 81 years old, and leaves
nine children besides husband,
three brothers and parents to
mourn her untimely death. The
funeral took place Wednesday
and was largely attended. Rev.
Booth officiating.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
BEST HEALER IN TIE WORLD.

Rev. T. starbird, Of East Raymond,
Maine, says: Il have used Bueklen's
Arnica salve for several years, on my
old arm wound, and ether obstinate
sores, and find it the best healer in the
world. | use it too with great success
in my veterinary business. Price 25c.
at all druggists.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
GOOD FOR EVERYBODY.

Mr.. Norman R. Coulter, prominent
architect, in the Delhert Building San
Francisco says: II fully endorse all
that has been said of Electric Bitters
as tonic medicine. 1t is good for
everybody. 1t corrects stomach, liver
and kidney disorders in prompt and eff
ficient manner and builds up the
system" Electric Bitters is the best
spring medicine ever sold over drug
gist counter; as blood purifier it is
unequaled. Soc at all druggist.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
Timber For Sale.

On about one hundred acres,
including piling and lumber,
two miles from Abita Springs.
j. D. CRISLER,
n1h7tf Abita Springs, La.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
dpiilraatll farrrer
March NJ 1908.
u A. O D

h.sslae Faiaya tsrove. No. 2l
meets On the 1rst aud third SATURDAYS
oI the month. at 1880 8. n, IN t5e
masonic building, Covington. La.
w W. ULMER. Noble Arch.
= b- HEs1PEL. Secretary.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

Three carloads of sewer pipe
have arrived, and we may expect
soon To have sewerage on Colum-
hia street.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

Mammoth Pekin duck eggs, 81
per setting of Il eggs, at At
Iantic and Pacific Tea Store and
Meek Il McC CorTnack.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

Mr wv A. Barton IS in Gov
ngton attending to his suit
against the railroad.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

Go to ]. F. Doty's for Edison
and Victor records.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
PERSONALS.

~ SA1AA@4 Eb11SA 1Sk
Rosa Jones have returned from
their trip to Florida.
Mr. and Mrs. Sandy Bullock
spent Sunday at Osyka, Miss,
guests Of their son, DR.. H. D.
Bulloch.
Prof. J. H. Deiler, of New
Orleans, spent Wednesday in
Covington,
Prof, Fortune and family have
returned to their New Orleans
residence in St. Anthony street.
Mrs. Drs H. D Bulloch and
son Donese are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. S. D. Bulloch.
Mrs. E. D. Kentzel and chill
dren are home, after a couple of
weeks spent in New Orleans.
Mr.. G. G. Flower, of Pitts
burgh, is in Covington this
week, having come down on a
business trip.
Miss Essie Yarbrough, of
Geneva, Ala, who has been a
guest of Mrs. J. E. Brakefeld
Tor some days, left for home
last Monday.
The Covington Athletic Club
afforded very good amusement
to members and visitors last
Wednesday evening. Besides
the usual exercises, there were
several friendly sparring con-
tests by amateurs, that while
not developing any great degree
lot science showed that there
was nerve and ambition enough
to turn out some very good ex-
hIbltions after awhile. There
are some very good wrestlers in
the club and the exercises of the
members are giving them mus
cles that are the envy of the
outsiders. There is some talk
of a friendly sparring contest
on tho 17th inst. that promises
to be inviting.
DIED : In Vaudeville, La, on
Wednesday, March II, at 11:20 a. m,
r. o. PIZZETTA.
In the death of Mr.. Pizzetta,
Vaudeville loses one of her
most esteemed citizens.
Mr.. Pizzetta served in the
army as first sergeant Co. B,
Sd Cavalry Regiment until the
end Of the war, after which he. 4
was appointed captain and adj
jutant of Camp No. 270, u. C.
", and stood high in the es-
teen of his friends and COM
rades. He was a contractor, and
was charitable and honest in
all his dealings. He leaves a
wife, formerly Miss Antoinette
Rouquette, three daughters,
Ernestine, Adrienne and An
toinette, one son, Eddie, also a |
niece, Martha Ollie, whom he
raised.
The funeral took place fEoyn |
his late residence, Thursday |
afternoon, at 3 o'clock, and was
largely attended.
DIED. In Vaudeville, La, Mon
day, March 8, 1908, at 1920 a. m,
MRS. VIM. J. TUCKER, nee PHILIPPINE |
Miller, native of New Orleans, La,
born October 6, 1876.
The funeral took place Tues
day, March 10, from the resi-
dence, church, and at the burial
grounds, Rev. A. Kaub ofici-
ating. A husband, five chill
dren, mother and grandmother
survive her.
DIED. in New Orleans, La, at
6:5a o'clock Sunday evening, JAMES
ORR CLIFTON BURNS, aged 8yeass
and months, son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Clifton Burns.
Mr.. and Mrs. Burns took
their little boy to the Santa
rum in New Orleans, on last
Saturday, to be treated for an
injury to his foot, which threat
ened tetanus. He ran a piece
Of wire into his foot a week pre-
vious, and the wound became
inhamed and dangerous.
While everything possible was
done for him at the Sanitarium,
his life could not be saved, and he
died Sunday evening after much
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
WANTED AT once, a girl to
sewing Apply to F. Patecek,
the tailor, in Gibson street.


If You waut.a strictly high grade
coffee, IL pounds for 81 90, go 70
q. W. Schmidl's General Nerchan
disc store, Abita Springs, The only
store lii The parish that sells il for
that price.
There was very fair attend
ance at the Republican meet
ing at the Courthouse Thursday
evening, March 5. Mr.. Pharr
is a very impressive speaker
and presented the views Of his
party with ability. He was as
sisted by l.. P. Bryant and Al
len Mayor. Postmaster T. +.
Theriot presided.
Mr.. j. H. Benson, of Abita
Springs, was robbed of $50 last
week, by some thief who must
have known he had money IN
the house. He was sitting On the
the gallery with Mr. Max Boyer,
when hearing a noise in the room
they discovered the figure OF 9
man disappearing as they enter
ed. The money was taken IRON
the arnoir. No clue to the lden-
tity of the thief.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

The new piano purchased by
the Fourth Troop Cavaly has ar
rived and has been placed in
their hall.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

Anything IN the Jewelry line.
Go To j. II. Doty.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

The piece Of woodworking that
was done on the Pearl River
Road near the old saw dust pile
will make that piece of road
serviceable for a long time. If
the whole road was worked that
way we would have a good road.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

Mr Geo. r. Strain, ST., is put
ting ZIP d pretty 6-room cottage
adjoining his store in Abita. It
is to be built in Colonial style.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

Mr.. Geo. 3. Sears shipped to
n. W. Blanks, Of New Orleans,
two beautiful, finely marked
Plymouth Rock cockerels this
week that ought to be prize
winners.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

Mr. Harry Tolles after a very
painful accident several days ago
is now able to attend to the
horse-shoeing department at
Aug. Vergez's carriage shop.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

The contract for paving the
streets with shells has been
awarded to Marshall Paul Dull
on, and we may expect soon to
have the comfort Of a pleasant
drive over even, smooth streets
without the dust.
The subject for the morning
service at the First Baptist
Church, 11:O0 am, is: "A Swept
and Garnished House With an
Open Door" Evening service,
7:30 p. m: The Blessings of Pro-
hibition. Rev. ]. E. Brakefield
pastor.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

About April first the Mande-
vile platoon of the Fourth Troop
Cavalry will accupy their armory
on the lower floor of Pythian
Hall, which is being remodeled.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14

Miss Michaud. who has been
q guest Of Mrs. Harvey, at Abb
ia Springs, for the past ten
days, left for her home in St.
Louis last Monday.
St. Tammany farmer., 1908-03-14
Duck Eggs For Sale

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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-29

Waitress fwho has been given notice.
Shes in, but she's no lady!-Life.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-29
MR.. DooLEY'' ON HAPPINESS

"Well, sir tits a tur-rble problem
this here wan " human onhappiness.
If Tiddy Rosenfelt finds out tn causes
" it he II be tn gr-reatest man since
Moses. Some folks say tn on v way
to be happy is to wurruk. Maybe that
accounts FIR the onhappiness among
tn farmers. Perhaps they wud be
merryer if some Employment cud be
found FIR thin, preferably in tn open
air. Some say tits money; they re
rich. Hogan says tits human society;
which accounts f'r tn happiness that
prevails in all large cities. Some say
selfishness will make We happy. I've
thried it. 1t didn cure me- Other
people say onselishness; but that s no
more thin to say that We can on " be
happy by givin' up something that wud
make We happy. TIL nearest We get to
happiness is in wantin something badly
an thinkin We have a chance to get it
an not gettin' it. If We get it We II
be Unhappy. Whin We have ivrything
in tn wurruld that We want tn
fam 'ly viii do we'll to watch We whin
We pick up razor. American