The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-05-21
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,oW ap yoa Is bathing.
--LandlAsiy- wa you pass he broAai
Basrdef~l gaess csn % i used
10 he rlana Dasef
We'll, Bohbis. a. yoa lac your Btw
Sunday sebooli caa leli bsiier when
! End oai whsl they give yas Tor being
good.
justin, here's bali COLLECTOR, call,
"a Mr. wYss Al right. replied NJ.
wyss FROM tie library Give him All
b. eau carp hssy.
Do yoa have mach iroableir break
isg is new eookf Oh, po - much
after il CONES 70 bgying ibs second sci
IT tableware.
-shs Why, eau reJuembcr sben
my hair went clear down % the floor.
iie~i ss, remember. Il !ell % the
chair, didn'i iii
Church i bear they ye discovered
spring IN Wall street. Gotham
Well, aon'i know any surer place %
look Tor waller, DO youi
MinRick The ncw preacher says
he intends 10 prohibit al church lottery
games. ssnniek Indeed. And church
weddings are % nice too.
--paueui- Doctor, wha. DO you call
ihis fever Of minei Doctor docking II
clinical ihermometsrl We'll, I'd csllit
bargain 80 1903, reduced 10 Is.
She Dearest, are you gong FISH
Ihgf He--Yes, darling she-Well, ]
want 10 put up some preserves this
year Won'i you catch me some Jelly.
lsh.
X This woman says that womsn
should select her clothing 10 match her
hair. That will give Mrs. Fasileigb
quite variety She has four shades
81 hair.
Mrs. Bacon--l wonder what in the
world 60, into this bread Of mine' Mr..
Bncon--Ii couldn't have been one of
meteoriies We saw falling las, night,
could'i,, deari
-Greeu-so Braggs tells a different
tale, does hef Well, guess my word
il ~ good as bis. Brown should
hope 70. Braggs Is charter member
Of a fishing club.
HOWELL don't mind getting a
lemon now and then, but l. Powell /
But whali HOWELL think il is
OVERRIDING the thing when the lemon
Inns been squeezed,
Young Physician = DO you have
much trouble in getting your patients
81 do what you want them tot Old
Doctor--Yes, Ut times, especially when
| send in my bills.
Doctor You've got gout, that's
what's the matter with you, and the
best treatment is to avoid all beer,
wines aud spirits, no smoking Game
keeper Well, doctor, now tell me the
second best remedy.
Mics Blaine seems like charming
girl She's an unaceountable freak.
Why soi told her a secret that |
wanted TO hear repeated, and she never
said word about it,
Stern What Give you Z
the hand Of my daughter IN marriagef :
Why, your salary ISN'T sufficient to pay l
rent. Young Man-Trne, but lam fig /
uring on parental assistance.
SO. remarked the old time friend, /
society has al last welcomed yon with i
open armsi No, answered Mr.. Cum /
rox; ! am still endeayoring TO welcome |
society with open pockeibook
Mrs. Viewed I'm going to spread
some poison on piece Of this angel
cake and pat il in the parloi, whore '
the mice viii get at IL. Newed But !
why waste your poison, my deari
Mrs. Bacon-You say your bus
baud has got much stouter' Mrs. Egg
bert oh, yes. suppose you are sat
isted now9 Why sol You said once
you'd like TO see more Of him, you
know.
- His youngestgranohild had manag. !,
ed 10 get possession OF primer and !,
was trying 10 eat ii, Pardon me for
taking the words out Of your mouth,
little one, said the professor, hastily
Pa, said little Tommy, what does
i mean when the paper says a widow
Is 10 ''heF second mourniugF Usually,
my son, replied pa, i,means she il look.
nag for second.
Mrs Hoylo-~ How did your husband
some 70 smoke himself to deaihi Mrs
He did II all one Saturday He
rad accepted an invitation TO spend
sunday at a place whore they didn't
Iilow smoking
--Nifkius, hear peckham's wife
las left him. Bifkius-ies. Mifkins
: Docs BIO think she viii come bscki
,itkins-l guess 20. Anyway be told
% be was going 10 enjoy life while he
I'D the chance.
Well, said Arlup. I've established
credit At the BARRIERS, anyway
lows lhai' inquired smearcus. got
shave and hair cut, told the barber
q pay him The next time | happened =
! and made my getaway Immediately. -
Ah, said Rimer. no one enjoys the NJ
selling engcndered by the approach Of "a
pring ~ the poet doesl But, PM in !,
ri,iick, think how much more every. :"
ody sould enjoy spring i the poet X.
'oald only keep hiss feelings 10 him Ct