Evening journal., 1908-02-21
Personal and Pertinent

Mrs Harden hal determined to so the seashore for
month but II was difficult to find place which pleased
modest purse. At last however she returned from
trr OF investigation with her mind made up She greet
ed her husband with triumphant smile and proceeded
to desoan on the beauties OF the spot had chosen
It's perfectly beautiful" she said, with enthusiasm
The sea Is right there the foot Of the little path down
from the hotel steps, and the is BROAD And
there's hne dining-room. and hall, and-oh. every
thing Plerty Of lighthouses and
iiow about our room?' interposed Mr. Harden
gu. room his wife paused for instant. and then
dashed on our room is IN the fourth story and there's
no elevator OF course there in these small hotea
but stairs are good for everybody-you know they are
said to be splendid for heart disease william though we
nay emit that either Of us, I'm thankful to say
Ih"e's nice little closet in it, and we get a splendid
view OF IN sea from our window; and anyway we
sneht ne IN It's scarcely at al-peope are You
know 'lty aren't William"
Welt" said Mr. Harden, with dull resignation 1T will
rs ihcre comfortable chair In the room that can
SIT IN hle you're getting dressed afernoons2 under
sou was 10 help you get into all these clothes
that are hitehed together up spine"
Now William" and Mrs. Hardens voice suggested
enet Tears We're imminent, how large do you
suppose we get for the price we pay2 There is nice
chair, but it--a the furniture except the bureau viii
nave to go on the bed when getting dressed for
I'm should think you'd be thankful to have a
nice window 70 look out Of while you wait and YOU
coudn' see anything If you were sitting down its so
hghl"-Youth's Companion.
picture Of Joseph Leeeett Police comm,ssonsr o.,
the city published in recent issue Of the Call brought
70 little incident observed New Years day ave
ago. On that Gay was standing at Scott street ana
Golden Gate avenue ntently watching the antics Of a
citizen who evidently had liberal amount ~ N.
Years cheer aboard when Ieggett with his ,vbisl,er
floating in the brseze. appeared. He came down the
steep incline from Devisadero street wheel al what
appeared be breakneck speed when the inebristsd
citizen spicd him. and Immediately stepping out mt h
roadway raised both hands in the air and yelled in
megsphono voice.
60 it. you OLD dudego it. you old dude" and as the
present Commissioner disappeared down the avenue
a fnai denoniaeal YELL go II, you old dudel"-san
Francisco Call
he sails - -.
wni.e collection Miss Elsie De Wolfe the actress
NOT inappropriate architect story.
began. ~
Good morning. Mr. Blank. the architect said Ara
you thinking OF building againg
No, said the other stopped you 70 inquire il you
training think he would some day prove magnificent
He has shown some talent has hep said the arch-
tect trihe glumy for he disappointed get
ting another contract
Talent Genius. sir; positive genius.
WHAT'S he doneT
"'TIe designed garden for our Christmas tree,
Well what is there remarkable about itr said the
why. cir said the other he designed that garden
FOR three dollars and it cost thrtyseven washington
Here IS the story Of the physician who lost his pet
dog. He put notice in the paper under Lost and
charttoy describing the animal having "strayed''
and winding Nd With: 1T is Of no value not even to
the owner but having been experimental sci
its tongue would probably be fatal"
The dog came back the next day.-st Louis Times
"Aiertqe said senator Hoplins Of a Colleague the o,h
day Why he is as alert and clever the BRIDE
moon forget their brides buy only for them
selves Well that Is what this bridegroom Aurora
one ticket dear hs snssrs mny you eny bought
never thought Of myself Warrington Star.