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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

Lake Union First Uv. ~ ". and
kilhournc, Fremont Morning topic.
obedience the Most Excellent Az
tribute ~ Man" evening. Failing
"a Line at the buRlo Cali, Rev w
A ltnas
Ballard Market aud 18th av 81
w George ~ Lee. pastor elect
Morning topic Doctors and Hnai
lnK evening "How the Making ~
the Bible Began"
Reformed church Terry and
olive, Thomas 5 Melville. pastor.
Morning topic. Transient Good
ness evening, Thy Kingdom
Come"
Cherry St esnd and Cherry. Rev
W A. Stevenson, pastor Morning
topic. Fhe Deity of Christ even
INK, IL the Public Dance q Safe In
siitutlonf"
Westminster broadway and CO.
lumhiai Or ) st Wilson, pastor
Morning topic can Educated Minis
try evening, zone Man Courageous
Enough 10 Suffer for His Convic-
lions"
West Seattle Morning services in
the hall California av.. second door
from posioffiee.
First seventh and Spring Rov
NJ A. Matthews. pastor Morning
topic. Vision Essential 70 Service
evening. The Seattle Churches
should Build Witness Stands
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

Plymouth Third and University,
Rev Francis J. Vau Horn, -. D.
pastor Morning subject. "Tho First
Love and the First Borrow, even
Ing Romeo and Juliet, Fred But
Ter sings
Pilgrim Broadway ana Republic
an. Rev. Edward fAFsaln Smith. y.
-, pastor Morning subject, "a Lit
tie Whi0" evening. The Havoia-
tion IN Turkey"
University Brooklyn nv. NJ Rev
a. g. Mason pastor Morning sub
isct "WurHhip' evening "a Fine
oid AdHee"
icdFewatcr whitman ays near
Kilbourne. Itay VIM. G. kanlnef.
y D. pastor Morning, communion
and reception 81 members. evening
subject, The Greater Glory Of
Woman"
Green Lake Rev. Char w. Clarke,
pastor. Morning subject, "fhc
Temptation evening The Young
People aud tho Church"
Prospect o.. Prospect and goth
av NJ Rev. a. = OHgopd. pastor.
Morning subject. Tagged for JUS
tiee" evening Gods can ana
Mans Response
Oak Lake Near OAK Lake school.
Row 3. W GriffithH minister ..
M. Sunday school. Mrs. J. W Dem
ny. supt 3, worship and sermon.
Queen Anne queen Anne Rv. snd
You can't afford 70 miss Check.
crs" Telephone Sc and secure res
- IL
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

An all feature show opens at
Pantagos theatre next Monday.
October 18th. With schepp'a Minla.
ture Pony. hog and Monkey Circus
and Klein. Ott Bros, aud Nicholson,
the two special features Prof
Schepp has sixteen doau. four po
nlee and three monkeys The ami
mails work with extreme inielil
gonoe. introducing a great deal OF
genuine comedy Into their clover
tricks. Lester a Miller viii offer
an original character comedy sketch
entitled "rhe Little Immigrant 7"
Mr. and Mrs Chaa Buckley and
Frank Martin have comedy
sketch entitled "A Busy Manager"
A new Illustrated aong and series
Of motion pictures are included In
the bill.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

az iiieh Second av H.. on "ood's
Methema ties" after which tho
Lords supper will be celebrated.
Seattle Spiritual association
pythian temple Chnh. J. Anderson.
lecturer Morning topic, 1.-THE Path
"a Power ana IinppiuepH' evening.
1.-THE Individual and the Higher go
cinl order"
School ~ occult Heienco--72l 9th
av ~ Minnie Jennings, pastor Lee
turo a. q. 30 on Creative Minds"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

First Divine Science church Co.
luinhiu College han Helen Van An
irfaoh VIII speak on what CON
atifufea Sin
Rainier hall Lecture Tor the reo-
pie a. Z 30. by Mrs Irene Smith,
topic. The Peoples Responsible.
ties"
apifitusllsm--i6ii Third av.. aud
z M, The Scientific Side
Rev E a. sutton chaplain ~ tho
Volunteers ~ America VIII prene b
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

The Seven Hoboea. which 10 on
the bill At the Orphcum for next
week. Ia one Of the really novel acts
In vaudeville II depicts seven dlf,
ferent Varieties Of tramps who ap-
pear one AZ a time from behind a
stone wall and DO a musical act.
Other good numbers are Charles n
Bradshaw In the farce Pix In q
Fix; Mr. Raffln. an old circus
clown with an aggregation Of
monkeys and balloons. Miss Matt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

Gesngotown y. r.. Iorturn. pas
tor Evening topic, y Am the Lord
Tiny God"
ballard z0at w. 67th. A. L.
Grim, pastor Evening topic fright.
| " DIVIDING mnrulns, - Great
Problem and Great solution"
Fremont asth and Stone av. T.
~ LinRcnfcller pastor Morning
topic THE Law 81 Christ. even
iug, The Story on samson
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

HELENA. Mont. Oct. io-i be
cause OF tnaufficieney OF the owl.
dence. the supreme court dismissed
the petition filed ON behalf OF the
Republican candidates for pfesl.
dential electors for an injunction
against Secretary Of State Yodcf
restraining him from placing on the
official ballot the candidate FOR the
presidential electors Of the Repub
llcan party
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

Westoound during September and
October via Oregon Il. n. q NayiEn
ton Co. Chicago 70 Seattle. ass. 90
from Sc Louis. $3.50. Kansas City.
Omaha. etc. $50 90. other ratios
and Information furnished. and &c.
poaits taken. At Union Ticket Office.
eos First Ave. L. y. Ellis. oen Akt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10
ron ONE PATRIOTIC HYMN


NEW YORK. Oct. 10 Prof
William MliliEAn Sloan. ~ colnm.
hiA university. who "a president 81
the National Institute Of Arts and
Letters. has suggested that the In.
stitnilon should bend its energies
70 the production Of a rousing ma
tlonRl song that will combine
Yankee Doodle The Rtar
spanEied Banner" Marueillalae. I"
and die wacht Am Hhein~ into
one patriotic hymn.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

WASHINGTON. Oct ga sp~
cial train will leave Nnahingtnn
to-day for Fort smith. ARK. carry.
Ing 100 prisoners transferred from
the United States Jail hsre TO the
Fort Smith peuitentiary because ~
crowded conditions In the Wash
lnxfon Institution
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10
MRS. JENNINGS
| IS ELECTED

BELLlNdnAM. oct 10 49, The
election uf officers OF the Washing
ton Hats Federation ~ Women :
clubs resulted az follows Mru l.
III. jennings. Of Seattle. first Viece
president. Mrs. John q. fFingie. e
Port Townsend, second vice prcEi-
dent. Mira + q. Jcwett % nellinE
ham. recording secretary Mre, ~
10 Coffman, 81 Chshntta. auditor
Mrs Scion shcdd. OF pullman. see
ond trustee. Mrs. r. q tewctt re-
ceivcd the highest number 90 votes
cast. p3. The president. Mrs. IA, W
Allen. 81 Spokane. and correspond
Ing secretary hold over.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

WASHINGTON. Oct tn-Poilsi.
cal gossip occupied the attention
Of tho cabinet At ltH meeting yes.
tsfdAy after routiue matters had
heen transacted. but none 81 thr
members would talk on the phases
81 tho sitaatlon which they dis
cuased.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

AZ The Third avenue theatre 10
night viii BE- seen the final perfor.
nance OF The Heart of the Blue
Ridge
Beginning tomorrow afternoon.
kipk Of the Cowboys. Will BE-
PLACED. The story Is said to be a.
Interesting as The NirKinian.-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

Third Recital hail. Johnston bldg
Morning service, Are Sin Diaeare
ana Death Real ?"
SECOND 20li Asth ballard. Topic
Are Sin. Disease ana Death Heaif
First thriHtrneen's hall Mndi
auu and broadway Topic. "Are Sin
Disease and Death Hoai7"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

- AndrTw Green lake. n
10Th. celebration Of the Holy Fu.
chaHiat
- James Ballard. asfh and
Stone uv Richard Mansfield White
viii preach In the morning on The
Devil and pavillam. Devlikina and
nsviitrlca"
~ Marks Madison and broad .
way. Rev J &. - Llwyd. rector
Morning topic. Saul Among tho
Prophets. evening. The Education
Of Our Life Work"
81 stephen 's--ftaf W Sand. Rev
John a. ~ Clair rector Holy com-
muniuu IN the morning. evening
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

onlcr, Rev, sydney Strong. y. -.
pastor Morning subject. THE End
of the Voyage" preceded by 1sve
minute talk 10 boys and girls on
Putting out 10 son"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

Holy Trinity iith and n olive,
Rev ~ - Lund pastor. Mnrnlne
topic. The Nature ~ True naiir
ION evening. The FIRST com
maudmeuf"
Emmanuel--ssh and Stone AZ
Fremont. "a 4. W rounK. pastor
Services A. :. th 2. m, subject. '-rha
Wftherrd Hand
Swedish Ballard. W sGfh and
ssnd ~. y. W. Rev Herman Lind.
pastor. Services morning and even
ms
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

The many disappoiutments that
have come 10 patrons Of the Lois
theatre through the postponrment
OF Dorothy Vernon ~ Haddou
Hair are to be compensated. and
next week the long promised play
will be presented by the Pantages
players The play has been seen
but once here and that some years
ago. The Lois production will come
almost a. . novelty and IL certain
20 attract much attention not only
because 81 il being uew but b.
cause IN u Miss Ailesn May will
have another % those romantic
heroine roles In which she has al.
ways been snccoasful Dorothy
Vernon Is a character akin 20 Mar
Tudor and Swcet Nell. In which
roles Miss May made hita.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

Rev ". a MAJ viii saisbrat-
his fiftaruth anuitrFHarF II bis call
20 the paat0rHts ~ bethany rrenhy /.
terrain church tomorrow Or Mailer
says he en8eNH the Distinction ~
being ~ the hnad % ths oldest con .
fiuuoua pasfnfafs in seattle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

ipplra THE Gospel 90 tho Barbari
IA rlafRnn recital AZ fsp m.
Trinity Eighth and james. Rov
~ IL Guwen, rector Services morn
ms and evening.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

That the people like melodrama
has been demonstrated BY the
patronage at three theatres this
week. The Rocky Mountain FL
press which closes al the Seattle
theatre tonight. Is the most mei0
dramatic OF any.
AT Cripple Creek. opens there
tomorrow afternoon Il is. pie
tnrc % life in a mountain mining
town Of Colorado The advance
sales Indicates a big house az the
Seattle tomorrow.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

SACRAMENTO oct 10 because
the trustees 81 the FIRST Baptist
church attempted 90 cut expenses
~ redurinN The pastors AstAry.
Rev W g. Story has resigned
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

Hoyrtan noylaton and olive. Rev
J = o Powers. pastor Morning
topic Mutual Aid AZ Factor Ia
Evolution. or. iileancd Are the
Meeke- the Gentle, tho Kind. the
Sytnf Athrtic, for They Shau Inherit
tha lArth."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

West seatfle-orand nv. and Co
dar. Rev E Trema yne Duuntan.
pastor. Morning subject. The
Wrath Of tho Lamb. evening. Is
There Anything Va prayerf'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10
Grand

Judging from the advance sale.
The third engagement Of Check.
ere. which opens az the Grand To-
morrow night. will BE- q very sue.
cessful one The play Is clever
one and viii be played BY practi.
cally the original company Hans
Roberts has the title role. Miss
Helen ormsbec appears as Pert.
Dave hraham Jr., az the race track
tout and Lydia Dickson still plays
Cynthy. The production will run
all next week az the Grand.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10
SUNDAY TOPICS


q Notices cor The church col A
= umna Of the Saturday Star will 4
4 not be accepted after o'clock 4
a Friday afternoon.
4 All notices must contain a
4 subjects Of sermons. a
4 Owing 90 delay IN the deliy a
= cry Of mails. notices should be 4
= mailed as early as noaslblu. In 4
= order 60 insure their arrival a. a
: Tho star office az the time a
= specified A
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

Next weeks show at tho Star
will include Lind, tho Dream of
Beauty" from the Foliea bergero.
Paris, the Great Hugo. heavy
weight litter, the original Dimple
Sisters, singers aud dancers, the
-Four American Trumpetera, Grace
Passmore, IN coon melodies, the
Great Romonoffa, battle axe WELD.
ers and knife throwers. aud Eddie
Rocsch with a ballad. This week q
bin will continue tonight and to
morrow.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10


ftrst-~Will Worship Ia conjunction
with the Temple church. THIRD ana
Cedar sermon hy Or whitman.
mourning, The Secret Place ~ thr
Most Hirh" evening sarman b.
Robert Cairns. did Jesus Come 10
save the World or to Fool the
world y"
fremont--Frenont az. and XII
bourne ~ James Calrn. pastor
Services n a m
Green Lake fffth aV -. r. and
lfnd -. y g. ellis. pastor. Geo.
Campbell. missionary from China.
viii preach
south Seattle Rainier 81: X. E
iaee. "oriutai Fieturra
ballard Nwesilah-~g0th av. ~ W
and sint ST. Rev w. q. Ellison.
rahtog Morning topic. Walking in
Truth evening, The tHsssss u
Death u sia"
West Seattle Mndrona hall. Ar
thur y. Carpenter pastor. Topic. s.ao
& m IAN Oriental Picture"
Columbia aiu mhia station. Ar
thur - Carpenter will supply. ID
2. IA topic. The Atoning Work Of
thFisi Ia the goth Century. : 30 a.
m Under the sun"
Emmanuel Main and gsth Az. =
hny J. Y. HesuWarno pastnf. Morn
ms topic, errufifnbin Writings
eFening. "rho Great salvatinn."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

land IN way Down aouth Before
dc War" and Alfred Kelley q 90. III
Uncle phlnoas'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10
ronosRow's OPENINGS.


~The Man Of the Hour" viii BE-
s>ea Al the Moore theatre next
vs~s npsnlng tomorrow night,
vs.h matlnses Thursday and Sasur'
sxv Ii win Be- presented with al
mexs the same eumpAny as appear.
al n the theatre for week tn
lamar last. nader the manage
p,ens a. Niiham A Brady and
Iese,k 4 Crismer The Man Of
* hear contains more generous
saxss than many = farce. and the
bve Interest Is absorbing The
play Is strunx. convincing and un.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

commonly interesting and proves
particularly effectlveas a dramatic
vehicle. because Il deals with a
familiar subject In a most vlrile
manner
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

You cant afford TO miss Check.
crs" Telephone Sc aud secure res.
ervation early. '''
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

Queen Garfield and F1nh
AZ w Thomas r. Elliot. pastor
Morning topic. reciprocity. even
ins. Separatipm and Separation
University ~ Canse. pastor
Morning Topic Hsvcn Peculiar Facts
Aheut ChffsfianifY evening. eEr
pert knowledge ~ tha Bible
Auburn ~ Weaver. pastor
Morning topic. The Boy Problem
evening, "A M~3saRr Tor Thosa whf
Gilman Park. ". FIeahes. mas
tor Morning topic. The saving y
Isla evening. eAeupinine Ter tis
f1fas Prise
Assury toth and whitman. rev
VIM Park. paafur Morning topie
The Lesson ~ Memory. evening
National ffruhiann this wlil ~
"old FeikN DAP
Protestant 49, 18Th np - and n
John. Rev A. y. Ward. pastor
Morning communion service. even
tnE topic Purpose IN life
Green Lake skth and FIRST AZ y
Rev - l. Benedict. pastor
Morning topic. The Parable II ihs
Honey Pilt sveuing why Seattle
Needs Clean Young Men
fntefhay $3.50 4iat kv y W
Rev y y Drake. pastor Morn
tns topic Sacrifice evening
Lakeside IAkeway and asth Az
-. Rev ~ " rooiirn. on labor
srn Together With God" IN the morn
ina camp meeting az Rainier a.
and hoiiinEwooa tn the evening
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-10-10

sEATTLg.TAcoMA ROUTE.
fare 35o-Round Trip, soc.
FOUR ROUND ThlPS DAILY
LEAVES SEATTLE 49, 0i45 and
t0.2B a. m, 2;o5 and 5i4S p. m.
LEAVES TACOMA 80 a33b a. m
and 1915, s.b6 and 1880 .. m.
u. sEELEY, Jr., Agent. Seattle
Tel. Main f16. Taeoma-TeL ava
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-10-09
Missouri's Hen Outdone.

Franklin county, like her sisters In
Missouri. has reason 10 feel proud OF
the Missouri hen, because during the
year 1907 she and her progeny produc-
ed for export 2.063.540 dozens, or "a
761,2S0 eggs. These. with 64S,4lS
pounds OF live and 20i10 pounds of
dressed poultry, including 1876 pounds
of feathers. brought the county $S71,-
05i. This sum, though, falls $l6,6iS
short of returning 10 the county as
large an amount as was realized from
her Missouri meerschaum' products.
or corncob pipes during 1907 the coun-
ty exported 22,GOS,4SS Besides these
she sent out $4,000 pipe stems, 29,-
sos cleaners" and l06,992 wooden
pipes. the entire classification bring
ing in s39S,G which is more than
half as much as was realized from ell
tAtions. the former bringing $n,,o6S,
and the latter s697 ,S2S.
nit is $136.61i more than she receiv-
"a for her forestry shipments, and
these were not insignificant. Ii Is
eight and one.half times as much as
came from her butter. milk and
cheese. Gasconade county shipped
cob pipes TO the number OF 1,S5Q,64O,
valued at s2G,S90.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-10-09
Power From the Mines.

A central plant OF 5000 horse-pow-
er is about TO be erected in the midst
OF the bituminous coal fields OF IDdi-
ana II Is believed that a large saw
ing OF expense, especially for trans
portation OF coal, can thus be effect
ed. II is intended to distribute the
power over a wide territory direct
from the mouth Of the mines. The
distance from the plant 10 Indianap-
oils will be about 100 miles. This
will involve a small loss OF power In
transmission. requiring, according TO
the calculation, an increase Of about
ten per cent. in the amount Of coal
consumed above what IL would be II
the coal were burned at the points
where the power is used. But the
saving in other respects is expected
to much more than counterbalance
this slight disadvantage. - Youth .
Companion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-10-09
Largest Duck Farm.

Australia is said to have the largest
duck farm and the largest incubator
In the world The incubator has a
capacity OF 11,440 duck eggs or l4,OSO
hen eggs. The machine Is. In fact, a
dollhouse. II stands in open ground
and is constructed OF ordinary pine
boards, with corrugated iron roof. The
egg trays each hold 1870 duck or 100
hen eggs, and there are four OF these
trays end 10 end. In eleven tiers, one
above the other on each side OF the
room. making n totaI OF eighty ight.-
American Cultivator.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-10-09
WHO AM 1?

come from many maiden's lips.
| fly through airy spaces.
Between two hearts | make quick tripsj
| lnger on sweet faces.
bind loves bargain many a time;
heal up many a quarrel.
Adorn a tale, inspire a rhyme.
And blot out many a moral.
NY FIRST is better than my last:
With age ! grow much colder;
llnger often m the past,
My memory makes men bolder.
may be false. | may be true,
| may he sweet or sour:
For me the kings OF earth may sue,
While babies WELD my power.
I'm nothing; yet I'm everything;
| die when conSummated;
From death TO HE once more | spring,
With loves sweet message ireighted.
No rule for me beneath the sun!
I scorn all mathematics;
With one and one, why, | make one;
True only 10 ecstatics.
Dividing two. then one I've made
BY adding still another;
The best laid plans men have essayej
l lightly touch, and smother.
/ add, subtract and multiply,
I've never been refuted
Yet my SUM totals always die
AS soon as they're computed.
I'm full Of sadness. full of bliss,
And everything that bliss is:
Yet, though I've never made miss,
I've made too many Mrs.
Thomas l.. Masson. in Life.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-10-09
HIS SKIN TROUBLES CURED.
First Had Itching Rash-Threatened
%, Later with Blood-Poison I'm leg
Relied on Cuiicmrn Remedies.

81, about twelve or fifteen wears ago ] had
a breaking.out and il itched, and stunp so
badly that could not have any pence be.
cause Of IL. Three doctors did not help me,
Then ] used some Cuticura Soap Cuticuro
Ointment. and Cuticurn Resolvent and be
psn 10 get better right awav They cured
me and have not been bothered with the
itching since, TO amount TO anything
About two years nGo ! had Ia grippe and
pneumonia which left me with pain in
my side Treatment ran II into nv leg,
which then swelled and began TO break ont
The doctor was afraid IL would turn to
tHSod poison used his medicine but II
did no good, then / used the CutieurS
Remedies three times and cured the break
ing.out on my leg J. +. Hennen, Milan,
Mo, May l3, 1907
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-10-09
FISRSNAES
$s0@EEyNs

Ever experience n stage robber?"
"Once | asked a chorus girl out to
lunch. Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Heiress-" papa! The earl
has proposed" Papa Bigwadd-
"H'm! What's his proposition?"-
Puck.
Mrs Bildad says that she talks;in
her sleep" THAT isn't the worst OF
II. either. She talks when she is
awake. Life. '.t
Servant-"Please, ma am, there's
a burglar down stairs" Mistress
(sleepily)-"Tell him. Not at home,,
Jane. "-Half-Holiday.
"Sillicus says he is working
for all he is worth" Wagg-"Is that
SO? Then ! suppose he is getting S4
week, Philadelphia Record
OF all the white lies" the one white lie
That most deserves the crown .,
is that atrocious stuff we buy
For country milk IN town.
Catholic Standard and Times.
Perks-"Td like to have you help
us out at bridge. Play?" Lane
mot very good game" so much
the better. We play for money. -
Life.
Caller-"Is the cashier in?" Bank
President-"Yes. think he is, but
we don't know how much yet. The
examiner is going over the books. -
Puck.
Blobbs-"A politician always re-
minds me OF piano" Slobbs-
How so?" Blobbs-"If he's square
he's considered old fashioned. -
Philadelphia Record
Tommy-"Pop, what is retribu-
tion?" Tommy's Pop Retribution,
my son, Is something that we are sure
will eventually overtake other peo-
ple~-Philadelp Record
Golfer-"You've caddied for me
before. Will you give me some hints
before we start?" Sandy--"Weel, IL
ye'll just no dae what ye're gaean TO
dae, ven no dae sac bad Punch.
The man VINO drinks "to beat the Dutch"
And guzzles wine and stuff,
First thinks enough is not too much
Then calls too much enough.
Philadelphia Press.
Gee whiz! here's the rain coming
down again, and somebody's stolen
my umbrella. Somebody stolen
WHAT" We'll, the umbrella I've
been carrying for the past two
weeks. ."-Philadelphia Press.
Sassenach Humorist Gam using him
self at expense of Highland caddie)
-" Hoots, ye ken, ma wee bit laddie.
you was nae SO muckle bad shot
the moo. What think ye2" The Bit
Laddie-"Eh! Ah'm thinker yen
learn Scotch quicker n ye'll ever learn
goufi Punch.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-10-09
Supremacy of Christ.

Men VINO deny the spiritual SUI
premacy Of Jesus Christ and reject
His claim TO their personal allie
glance, however much they may ad-
mire His character and laud His
teachings, are not, in 'any proper
sense OF the word. Christians. Nor.
alists. philosophers, even doctors ot
divinity, they nay be, but they have
no right to wear the Name which is
above every name, because they DO
not bow the knee 10 Christ or con
fess Him as Lord, 10 the glory Of
God the Father To call one a
Christian whJ denies the Lordship
of Christ is a contradiction OF terms.
The Examiner.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-10-09
Personality.

George Meredith. as a personality,
is greater than all his books. Even
Kier Hardie has wrung respect from
most men for his personality. When
Mr.. Gladstone, shortly before his
death, brought men of all parties in
Liverpool upon one platform, and into
one building, TO protest against the
Armenian atrocities. he had then mel
lowed into a venerated personality
that moved all men profoundly and
without regard TO views in poll
tics. To this stage has Frederic Har.
rison come.-Liverpool Daily Post.