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Baltimore c, 20. Oiat 1903.
Sic Observation-Disclosures 9ummiiidrc muCbelt
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more Staotsebartcr, $50. Ibfduitt, beidnrt
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ifetnitcr Iicnic s9IoB IN WturnldIo; 500 SUB
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9erIeaete angebutr, NIT Der 9luiihrift Bro
poidls for ALTERATIONS dito IooitioHs to Siublc
at SGg ct. garh" p@eriebcn mo an ben .gunro
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ten I'M @aniiraBeil= oofc ~ nnlenoen. gle in
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itno. sic 9cpoiit bon So piro ocrInnat. mel
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9(pril nidJt oltf. 6robIide Steucr-
5oblcr lpie Die 6tttHtirobIiden iinO tic
nidlt.
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sarcau Der ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

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Rrdiiocut Der 9ortruftueraehunae syebDroe.
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his Sum 3. 5uui 1905, If nor NurnItiiaga,
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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Her Visitor.

A young married man of extremely
jealous disposition recently visited one
of the most famous mediums in Lon
don. Being far from home, he want
ed to know what his wife was doing.
''She is looking out of the window,
evidently expecting some one"
That is strange" said Benedict
Whom can she eXpectT
"Some one enters the door, and she
caresses him fondly," went on the
medium.
"It can't ber' cried the excited hus
band. My wife is true to me-"
"Now he lays his head on her lap
and looks tenderly in her eyes"
ITS false! I'll make you pay dear
ly for thisr' yelled the jealous hus-
band.
Now he wags his TAIL" said the me-
dium.
The green eyed monster subsided,
and the young husband cheerfully paid
over his consulting fee. - London
Scraps
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
He Told the Reason.

"The aeronaut to get along must
keep his wits about him." said an ar
my official. Under the most adverse
circumstances he must not lose his
head. Always he must be alert and
ready, -like-well, like n scientist
| used to know.
This scientist gave a scientific lee
ture in n church one night, and at the
lectures end he said, beaming on his
audience condescendingly
"'Now, if there is any scientific
question that any of my friends would
like to ask, | beg them not to hesitate.
l shall be only too happy to answer
any inquiry in my power
AN old lady in spectacles that gave
her severe, stern look rose and said:
"'Why do wet tea leaves kill
roaches?'
"The scientist didn't know they did,
let alone the cause Of the phenomenon.
But, never at loss, he replied:
because, madam, when a roach
comes across Il wet tea leaf he says,
Hello, here's blanket"' and wraps
himself up in it, catches cold and
dies '"-Los Angeles Times.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Simnin Rules of Health.

Never pick your teeth with any hard
substance. Bar the pick unless it is
made of soft white pine. Repeated use
of a hard pick drives the gums away
from the teeth, and pretty soon you
are a victim of Riggs disease. After
the meal pick your teeth gently then
rinse out your buccal cavity with an
antiseptic solution of tepid water. Aft
cr rinSing use Il gargle to clean out the
throat-a solution of salt in water
Wash off your tongue as far back as
you can reach and scrape the root Of
it once in awhile with an instrument
of silver nade for the purpose. And,
above all, never put anything into your
mouth that does not agree perfectly
with your stomach, if it is expected to
descend below the throatlatch.-New
York Press.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
He Met Shorty.

Nicknames are sometimes deceptive
things, and they are oftentimes ex-
tremely funny. / was in small town
not many miles south of Boston and,
asking for a certain piece of informa-
ton. l was informed by several that
Shorty" could give it to me, and he
seemed to be the only man who could.
Not knowing just who Shorty" was,
l made further inquiries and was told
that he could be found in the store
just across the square.
Just ask for shorty" 1 was told.
ANY one will show him to you"
| went over to the store as directed
and looked vainly about for some one
who might answer the name. Only
one man was present, and he was al
most seven fOoter. After looking
about a moment l started to leave.
"Lookin' for some one, stranger?" he
observed.
yes, I'm looking for shorty"
told him
A broad grin overspread his face.
Guess you've got him." he muir
INJURED I'm your man" Boston
Traveller.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
A Peer and His Patent.

After it is once issued the patent for
the creation of new peerage cannot
be altered. Otherwise Lord Glerawly
would be written Lord Glenawley, as
Glerawly was written by a clerk in
mistake for this word. Another in
teresting case of similar nature is
that of Charles Pawlet, afterward
third Duke of Bolton, who died in
1874. In 1717 while his father, the
second duke, was still alive, Pawlet
was made a peer as Lord Pawlet of
Basing, although the intention of the
king and his advisers was to summon
him to the house of lords under one Of
his fathers Junior titles-that Of Baron
st. John of Basing. However, the
writ of summons had been made out
to Lord Pawlet of Basing, and Pawlet
bore this title until he became Duke of
Bolton in 1722 Westminster Gazette
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

The fearful tetanus, or lockjaw, was
ascribed in all the books when | was
a student to puncturc or irritation of
a nerve, and both hands and feet were
sometimes cut off to stop the irritation
going up the nerve to the spine. Now
we know that it is due to a fatal
poison in the blood which acts like
strychnia though more painfully, and
which is produced by a bacillus lodged
in punctured wound made by some
stick, nail or pistol wad on which this
evil bacillus happened to be. 1t is a
soil bacillus and swarms in rich gar
den earth, particularly where guano
or fish manure is used. All wounds,
therefore, into which earth has enter
ed should be promptly cauterized.-Dr.
William Hanna Thomson in Every
bodys Magazine.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
A Memory Of a Lost DELIGHT.

4 fireplace any one may have, and
to ne the wonder Is that our ciyiliZa-
tion has abolished tie very soul from
our northern homes Fire Is no longer
the JOY of the household but the
slave imprisoned in the cellar. All,
but IT was delicious when the old
fashioned family sat together in the
great kitchen around the huge fire
place All the evening we told stories,
ate doughnuts. drank cider, all the
time pairing apples and hanging the
long festoons of quarters from the
beams. But the dear little mother,
she it was who told the best stories
while she Was knitting mutElers and
socks or mending our well worn cloth
ing. There were no parlors at all in
those days, and as for thrummed pi-
amos. we had not yet heard of them.
At . o'clock. honest and drowSy, we
knelt and thanked God for life and
love and home. Our hunks and beds
and trundle beds We're all in close
proximity, and from every one of
them we could see the flames, still
jumping up the chimney while the big
firelog was slowly eaten through.
There was not one millionaire in all
the world, and, indeed, we were not
worried over the affair.-E. =. Powell
in outing Magazine.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Slam of the Arnnv.

In the army there are expressions
peculiar to itself Heard for the first
time by outsiders. they need interpre-
tation. Among the most common are
"hille" for march" striker for a
soldier serving rs bodyseryant or house
man for an officer, &C o." for "cOm-
manding officer and 80. D.. for "oc
flcer of the day." hop" and ''hoproom
for dance" and dancing ROOM
"citz clothes" for civilian dress"
'commissarles" for groceries" "cof
fee cooler" for an officer who is al
ways looking for an easy job in some
staff position, found when an officer
fails to pass his examinations and
"shavetail" for a youngster just out of
West Point. Among the soldiers the
expressions have multiplied until quite
Il vocabulary of strange words has
been established "Bobtail'' is a dis
honorable discharge. Orderly bucker"
is Il soldier who, when going on guard
duty, strives by extra neatness of ap-
pearance to be appointed orderly to
one of the officers. DOG robber" is
the soldiers contemptuous expression
for "striker"-Leslie's Weekly.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
The Pure Food Law.

Secretary Wilson says, Gone of the OBJ
jects of the law is to inform the consumer
Of the presence Of certain harmful drugs
in medicines" The law requires that
the amount of chloroform, opium, NOR
phine: and other habit forming drugs be
stated on the label OF each bottle. The
manufacturers of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy have always claimed that their
remedy did not contain any Of these
drugs, and the truth of this claim is now
fully proven, as no mention OF them is
made on the label, This remedy is not
only one of the safest, but one of the
best in use for coughs and colds. Its
value has been proven beyond question
during the many years it has been in
general use. For sale by L. Taggart.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
The E1untsman's Mass.

"Once every year, on st. Hubert's
day, one may see hundreds of dogs in
the Cathedral of NotTc Dame at Brus-
sells At the huntsman's mass on that
day the owners Of hunting dogs take
the animals to church with them,
and for short time the sacred ediiice
becomes a dog show place" says a
writer in Il Berlin paper. To heighten
the effect all the worshipers attend in
hunting costume and the bugle plays
an important part in the musical serv-
ice. When the last celebration took
place a stranger in the city, who was
staying at one of the large hotels near
the place. strolled toward the cathedral
and took with him pet spaniel. "Ev-
cry dog has his day." he said, "and
this is it," At the church entrance
two pointers growled at the little dog
and did 1t so fiercely that the little fell
low turned and ran. He was coaxed
back, but again driven away by anoth-
er large dog. The owner took the
hint" says the writer, "and returned
to the hotel with his little pet, con-
vinced that the big dogs looked upon
the spaniel as an intruder, that he had
no part in the st. Hubert's mass and
that the day was not every dogs"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
His Dance.

before the house of an irascible old
gentleman, who furiously and amid
wild gesticulations ordered him to
move on. The Italian stolidly stood
his ground and played on and at last
was arrested for causing a disturb
ance. At the court the magistrate
asked him why he did not leave when
he was requested.
ME no understan' mooch Inglese," "
was the reply.
"Well, hut you must have under
stood by his motions that he wanted
you to CO." said the magistrate.
rejoinder.-London Tatler.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
a Near Trick.

In his home city they tell n sad story
of mean trick on a pawnbroker. He
was enjoying a beauty sleep when a
furious knocking at the street door
brought him to the window with a
jerk
whats the matterf" he shouted.
Come down." demanded the knock
er
But
"Come down"
The man of many nephews fastened
downstairs and peeped around the
door. Now, sir" the pawnbroker de-
manded.
81 vanish know the time" said the
reveler.
"D0 you mean to say you knocked
me up for that? How dare you?"
The midnight visitor looked injured.
"Well, you've got my watch" he said
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
STRANGE Uses For Churches.

churches being used during England's
civil war TO accommodate the horses
of one or another regiment Of the op-
posing troops. Dedham church still
shows traces of Puritan vandalism in
the mutilated sculpture. The oak door,
at one time elaborately decorated with
small carved figures of saints, now
shows the figures without their heads.
And there is the famous case of Notre
Dame at Paris, which during the days
of the Revolution was converted into
a temple of reason" with its god
dess, a ballet dancer, enthroned on a
mound in the midst of the choir
Strand Magazine.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Suicide Without Pain.

Yes" admitted the man who had
his feet on the table. 1T is true that
| did once attempt to commit suicide.
II was disconsolate, out of work, out
of health and / brooded over my un-
happy lot until r
''Never mind what drove you to at
tempt the deed All that interests us
is how you made such a failure"
II can hardly account for it myself
even now. | fired a pistol straight at
my heart"
"Blank cartridge?"
"Toy pistol?"
Had chain armor on?'
BULLET hit rib and glanced OFF,"
NO" said the man. looking scorn-
fully at the scoffers about him. THE
bullet hit the looking glass in front Of
which | was standing and broke it in
to a thousand pieces. Strand Maga-
zine.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

An interesting discussion in the Brit
ish Royal Horticultural society a few
years ago as to what was the finest
fruit in the world ended by giving the
palm TO "A certain yellow nectarine
raised from peach by the late Fran
els Rivers Next to this perhaps comes
n properly ripened greengage, one of
the best varieties of the plum The
greengagc came into Europe by way
of Italy and from Italy was brought
to France early in the sixteenth cen
tury by the wife of Francis l., in
whose honor it received the name of
Refine Claude, by which 1t is still wide
ly known. Soon afterward 1t was in
troduced into England from Italy I'M
der the old Italian name Verdoch and
about the same time from France.
The latter importation, however, came
with lost labels to a family of promi-
nent English amateur horticulturists
of that day named Gage, from whom
the fruit received its present name.-
London Chronicle.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Don't Take the Risk,

When you havea bad cough or cold
do not let it drag along until it becomes
chronic bronchitis or develops into an at
tack of pneumonia, but give it the atten-
ton it deserves and get rid of it. Take
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and you
are sure of prompt relief From small
beginning the sale and use of this pre-
paration has extended to all parts of the
United States and to many foreign coun.
tries. Its many remarkable cures OF
cough and colds have won for it this
vile reputation and extensive use For
sale by L. Taggart.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Bluebeard.

"Bluebeard" originated in France and
was called the Romance of the Cheva-
lier Raoul," the historic figure being a
certain Giles de Laval, lord of Raiz.
He was marshal of France In 1920 and
though a brave and fearless soldier
was addicted to vice and violence, and
from this fact was charged with the
wholesale murder of young women,
whose blood he used for the purpose of
diabolical incantations From these
circumstances the web of the story is
SPUN
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

To stop that pain in the back, that
stiffness of the joints and muscles take
Pinules. They are guaranteed. Don't
suffer from rheumatism, backache, kidney,
trouble, when you get 30 days treatment
for Sl.OO. A single dose at bedtime
proves their merit. Get them to-day
Sold at r. G. Dodson's drug store 3m
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Genuine Offer.

Seger Bros of New York City, offer
for sale one high grade Becker Bros
piano, brought to Emporium recently
Same can be seen at r. Seger's resi-
dence. We will sell this piano for $3.50
cash, or $500 on time, $1,000 down and
$500 month. We have also on hand
two or three secondhand pianos which
we will sell Out cheap. Further infor.
nation can e had by writing us.
SEGER Bros,
237 West 142 st.
35tf New York City
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

No need to fear coughs and colds this
year as you can obtain Bees Laxative
Cough Syrup now from your dealer.
This is good news to mothers who fear
Group and whooping cough. 1t is a
gentle laxative that expells the poison
from the system in the natural way.
Cuts the phlegm and clears the head.
Guaranteed at r. C. Dodson's drug
store. 3m
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

If cough once gets into your system
it acts on every muscle and fibre of the
body and makes you ache all over. 1t
especially affects the intestines and makes
you constipated, so in order to get rid of
cold thoroughly and without delay you
should not take anything that will tend
to constipate. Kennedy's Laxative
Cough Syrup acts upon the bowels and
thereby drives the cold out of the system.
1t contains no opiates-it is pleasant to
take and is highly recommended for child
ren. Sold by r. G. Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
A Higher Health Level.

II have reached higher health level
since began using Dr. Kings New
Life Pills. writes, Jacob Springer OF
West Franklin, Maine. "They keep my
stomach, liver and bowels working just
right" If these pills disappoint you on
trial, money will be refunded at all drug
stores. 25c.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
A Fuuitive Bit,

Lend me a pencil" said the press
humorist.
Thought of something funny?"
"No, but I've thought of something
that will pass muster as n joke
Louisville Courier Journal.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

When you want the BEST get DeWitts
Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is
good for little or big cuts, bois or bruises,
and IS especially recommended for piles.
Sold by r. G. Dodson
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
ProqresS.

MY wife knew nothing Of house
keeping to begin with, but she's learn
ing fast
That's encouraging"
'Oh, she's a bright little woman, if l
To say it! 1t has taken only two cooks
to teach her to keep away from the
kitchen, and l suppose that's at least
half the battle."-Puck
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Stomach Trouble Cured.

IF you have any trouble with your
stomach you should take Chamberlain S
Stomach and Liver Tablets. j. =.
Klote, Of Edna, Mo, says: 81 have
great many different medicines for
stomach trouble, but find Chamberlain s
Stomach and Liver Tablets more ienei-
cial than any other remedy ever used y
For sale by H. Taggart.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
He Had Room.

Dear me, Tom. you eat a good deal
for a little fellow" remarked Uncle
John to his nephew.
Il s'pect | aren't so little inside as
look outside" was Toms ingenious an
Swer
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
How She Said IL,

Indignant Mother-And so he kissed
you three times? Now, what did you
say to him?
Artless Daughter-Why l said:
Don't! Stop"
She did, only it sounded like, Don't
stopw
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
HOPELESS.

Hes no good at an argument, is he?
Not at all convincing?"
well, should say not. Why, that
man couldn't convince woman that
she was prettyw-Cleveland Leader.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Value of Humor.

The man who becomes a humorist is
the man who contrives to retain a GER
tain childlike zest and freshness of
mind side by side with Il large and
tender tolerance Cornhill Magazine.