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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-25

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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-25
THE BEST ROAST The
FAMILY EVER HAD

Can be obtained from our prime
tender and juicy beef, mutton O.
pork. All our meats are selected
from the choicest. and prepared foT
the table to suit the demands of tn,
tastidious. Our prices are lower foi
quality than you can fnd at any
place In Salem
E. z. CROSS,
Phone 2Dt. $40 State st.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-25
Bad Blood

Is the cause of all humors, eruptions,
boils, pimples, scrofulous sores, eczema
or salt rheum, as well as of rheuma-
tism, catarrh and other troubles. The
greatest blood remedy for all these
troubles, proved by its unequaled
record of cures, is
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-25

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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
A Republican Mess.

p.ruhlican politics is getting warm
III Bourbon and the fur or wool, "
II Tile to fly before the Convention
L L5; ;-Ts April 25th, the date 1t IS to
az held in this city.
DSn,astn,aster J. l.. Eariywine, J. D..
,,lSIin+ock. Perry Hutchcraft and A.
N 'C-iolffingham seem to be the leaders
~ the Taft faction and are not leaving
stone unturned to capture the Con-
F5 IT, Fairbanks lineup is led by
coorge ". Stuart. Judge H. C..
ggoyr9rd. Assistant Postmaster Garlic
IW5SilT,3rh and Reuben Stamps Moore.
CO ". Stuart is the Fairbanks can
s;Safa for Chairman OF the County
GGloU-,,~7i+tee. The Taft candidate has
Oo+ 5eqn named up to this time.
r viii be seen that Postmaster
VaTr-wine has joined hands with his
- s1an7ies. he McClintock crowd,
w asserted his old friends, the Stuart
md Howard crowd. His Assistant
9 G1e Wilmoth, sticks TO the
nsGnI1 who stuck to hin/ when the
Raft gang was trying to throw him out
of Office. 4
Mr. EdrlyWlne. alSV turns uOWn HIS
old benefactor, Senator Bradley, whom
he served under 3s/private Secretary,
when Bradley was Governor, to Join
fine Roberts and Ernst gang.
The negroes, whO are the backbone
of the Republican party, are divided.
Same are against Taft for the
nosition he took in the Brownsville
FafFoir and others ere against Fair
tanks because Bradley is fol- him.
Coj. John Jones, the negro leader
of Nillerbsurg,. says that Bradley
sillei the County Unit bill and the
WiIlersburg negroes are against any
thing he IS for.
Charges and counter charges are be-
ing made and Democrats are looking
on at this parrot and monkey time
that they are having in the ranks of
the G. Q. p,
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
PARIS. KENTUCKY. TUESDAY. APRIL A. 1908
DEATHS.

Miss Ida Groche, known as Sister
Gertrude, died at Cardome Convent,
near Geors early Friday morn
ing. The news of the passing away OF
Sister Gertrude was received herewith
much sorrow by large circle OF
friends. Paris being where she was
born and reared.
She was thiryctwo years of age.
About five keafs ago she entered the
cloister at Cafdome and became nun
where she was teacher of music in
which art she was accomplished.
She is survived by her father, G.
Grosche, of Selma, Ala, formerly of
this city, and five brothers, Joseph,
Henry, William Frank and Leo
Grosche, all of Bourbon.
The funeral took place in the College
chapel at Cardone College near George
town yesterday morning at 9 O'Clock,
the services being conducted by Father
Van Dessler. Her SIX brothers, Joe,
Henry, William, Lewis, Frank and Leo,
were the palibearers. The funeral
services were public, but the burial
was private.
The funeral services of the late
Charlie (Riley) Grannon were held
Sunday afternoon at the Catholic
church, conducted by Rev. Father
Eugene DeBruyne. The large church
was filled, many standing and many
not being able to get inside. Father
DeBruyne delivered an appropriate and
earnest funeral address, paying a high
tribute to the character of the deceas-
ed, speaking in touching words OF the
love and devotion of>the departed son
to his mother.
Among those Rrom a distance who
attended were the following from Lex
ington. w. Z. and Harry Laudeman,
John Mclaughlin, Henry Clair, Henry
Rhein, Thomas B. Cromwell, Richard
Barbee, D. P. Gavin. George Weeks,
Dan Morris, Wallace Muir and George
Gregory.
The floral offerings were elaborate,
showing the high esteem in which Mr..
Grammar was held by large circle of
friends in his home town.
The pallbearers were MeSsrs. w. H.
and Harry Laudeman and John Nc
I.aughlin, of Lexington; DR.. John >.
Sweeney, of Chicago; John Ireland and
Mayor Jas D Brien, of this city.
Mrs. Jennie Freeman, of this city,
received a telegram Saturday announc-
ing the death Of her brother. Albert
Barlow. at Rawhide. New. Mr.. Baer-
low resided in Cincinnati and was
specializing in mining enterprises, and
was prospecting at RawhiGe, when
stricken down with pneumonia.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
MATRIMONIAL

Miss Louise Bashford, of this city,
and Mr.. William BurchfieId, of Pine
vile, were united in marriage Satur-
day at the homesof thesbride ssbrother,
Mr.. Ernest Bashford, in East St.
Louis, Mo.
The bride is daughter of the late
Allen Bashford and sister of Mrs. H.
A. Power, of this city. and for several
years has been stenographer in a real
estate Office in PiDeVille, the home Of
the bridegroom, who is a son of DR..
Burchfieid, a prominent physician
Mr.. Burchfield. who represents. an
Eastern firm as travelling salesman.
will leave after the ceremony with his
bride on his regular trip through the
West.
Miss Marion Brown, who mas been
a frequent visitor to Mrs. Mary Ire
land Davis in this city, was quietly
married on Friday, evening at her home
on Mt. Auburn, Cincinnati, to MIR.
Guy L. Ireland. of New York. They
left Immediately after the ceremony
for San Diego, Cal, their future home.
Mr.. James E. Craven, of this city,
and MISS Annie Moran, of Lexington,
were united in marriage in Cincinnati
on Saturday eyeRing.
The bride IS the daughter of Mr..
Thomas Moran, and resided in this
city until recently. She is a most ex-
cellent young woman. The groom is
one of Paris popular young business
men,
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
EXQUISITE Line of Wall Paper.

Never before have you had such an
opportunity to examine and select
uaDer from such a line as is now on
exhibition at J. T. HintOn's. The
most beautiful designs and patterns
ever brought to Paris.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
Watch For Date.

Visit Doyle's Annex at your leisure
and make your selection Of desirable
lot for the day of the sale. Watch
for date.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
Eleven Big Companies.

Mccarthy & Thomas, fire and wind
insurar ce. We represent IL big CON-
panies.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
Wanted.

To exchange city building lots for
two good horses. Home phone 4lS:
ia 2t 3. F. ADCOCK.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
Wonderful improvements.

Drive up High street and see the
wonderful improvements being made.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
Seed Potatoes.

Finest lot of. Seed Sweet Potatoes 10
be had in the city can be had at VIM.
Sauer's, opposite court house. IA 1t
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
Novelties For Easter.

Easter Novelties IN China-new and
cheap.
At FORD o. W.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
FOR RENT.

Two story residence on Third street,
six rooms, hall, kitchen, bath, lights.
stable, water and good garden. Good
neighborhood Apply 20
24m-tf MRS. w. A. JOHNSON.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-04-14
For Sale.

All kinds of vegetable plants from
the Paris Greenhouse at Baldwin s
both stores.
JOHN CHRISTMAN-
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
WHAT'S Pe-ru-na?
Is it a Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic,
or is it Both?

Some call Peruna great tonic Others refer Peruna
catarh remedy
Which Of these right Is
tarrh remedy than to call it tonic7
that both
there be efectual catarrh remedy that
In order thoroughly relieve catarrh remedy
must have general tonic action the system
membrane There something
circulation the and to the vital forces
Perhaps vegetable remedy the world
from medical writers HYDRASTIS The wonderful
Of this herb has been recognized and growing its hold
the medical profession When joined with CUBEBS C0PAIBA
medical agents formed Peruna which constitutes specific
medical
This action reinforced by such COLLIN
C0RYDALIS F0RM0SA CEDRON
make remedy for catah ALI locations
in the body.
theoretical standpoint therefore, Peruna beyond criticism
confirms this opinion Numbere testimonials
quarter furnish ample evidence that this judgment
practical
result isl truth that cannot be shaken.
Manufactured by Peruna Drug Manufacturing Company Columbus Ohio
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
ANTiToxiN AS LiFE.sAvER.
snatches over 1900 from the Grave
In Philadelphia In a Single Year.

Harrisburg, Pa.-State Health Com
missioner Dixon's well organized sys-
TEN Of free distribution Of diphtheria
antitoxin among the poor saved over
1900 lives in Philadelphia in the year
1907. They were with few excep-
tions little children, whose fresh young
lives would have been forfeited to this
dread disease had not the state held
out relief.
There were 1853 cases Of diphtheria
among the poor treated with the state
department of healths free ant.toxin
in 1907. or this number b, t 37l died,
giving death rate Of 100 per cent,
as compared to lib per cent. the
rate in 1906 for cases treated with the
states free antitoxin.
Moreover, during the year 1907 i'm
munizing doses of antitoxin were
given through the state department of
health to 3,015 persons, mostly little
children, and all but 35 were complete.
ly protected against the disease by
this means. or those who did con-
tract the disease only two died.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16

IT know where 100000 In cash
lies concealed" said a New York law.
yer. This vast sum lies concealed in
the inside vest pocket Of the 10000
sutomobilists of New York state. Each
man carries 500 of It in one crisp
note, ready to be paid out In fine, IL
he should be arrested for speeding
Fines. though, don't appear to stop
speeding" he continued. Perhaps
the rich automobilist regards them
much as the Suabian wood thief did.
The thief was arrested. The magis.
trate said to him: You are brought
up on the charge Of stealing wood.
This charge has been proved against
you. But you are old and poor and
you shall be let off this time. Only
don't do II again 'Nonsense! retort.
ed the thief. Let us not have any
false sentimentality here. I steal my
wood, l pay my fine, and there's an
end Of it."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
sUMTER's FIRST SHOT SAVED.
Surgeon Who Preserved II Presents II
to National Museum.

Washington.-One of the first can.
non balls fired In response to the at
tack on Fort Sumter, Charleston, April
~, 1861, 40.pounder, has been pre-.
scented as a relic to the United States
National museum by DR.. w. Huston
Ford, now residing in Washington.
At the beginning OF the fight Maj
Anderson devoted his attention to the
floating battery which was moored in
the cove at Sullivan's island near the
western extremity about a mile and a
quarter from the fort. Three OF his
shots struck the battery and rebound
ed upon the sand bar, falling to pene-
trate more than three inches.
DR.. Ford was one Of the surgeons of
the hospital at Mount Pleasant near
by, across the lagoon back of Sulli-
vans island, and as there was moth
ing to do. being no wounded, in COM
pany with colleague he visited the
island next day and picked up one OF
the balls, foreseeing its historical
value.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
CASH GROWS IN RosEeusH.
Money Mystery Only Deepens as
Greenbacks Blossom.

Royersford, Pa.-Several months
ago Frank Medinger, manager of the
John II. Geltz meat market, lost the
cash receipts of three days business
less his expenditures, which he failed
to take into account IN telling of his
loss, which he estimated at 500.
Suspicious were aroused, but nobody
was openly accused.
While working on his lawn the 9th.
err day y. |. Latshaw found the roll
of money in n rosebush and returned
it, but Medinger says 1t is not his, as
the roll contains S63, and that his
actual loss was but S57.
With the finding of the money It
was thought that the matter would
come to happy conclusion, but II
appears that the matter is simply
deepening in mystery, and another rev,
citation may show how $57 grew into
500 in a rosebush.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
REDEEMs A QUART OF ASHES.
Government to Pay Kansas Bank for
Burned Currency.

Washington.-Experts in the re.
demption division of the treasury are
at work now trying to determine how
much money the State bank of Bre-
men, Kan, shall receive for a quart
of ashes.
Recently the bank was burned The
heat was so intense that 1t burned all
the paper money in the bank w. II.
Smith OF Marysville gathered up the
ashes in the safe and brought them
here for redemption.
The experts notified him that they
would be able to redeem 1t dollar for
dollar So adept are they that they
have been able to make out exactly
how much money was burned, the
nominations, the kind OF bills, and all.
The quart of ashes represents about
81 900 in currency, which will soon
be shipped to the Bremen bank.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
CHANGE IN FOOD
Works Wonders In Health.

1t is worth knowing that a change
in food can cure dyspepsia, 81 deem
It my duty to let you know how Grape
Nuts food has cured me of indigestion.
II had been troubled with it for
years, until last year my doctor recon-
mended Grape-Nuts food to be used
every morning. / followed instruc-
lions and now | am entirely we'll
The whole family like Grape.Nuts,
we use four packages week You
are welcome to use this testimonial
as you see fit"
The reason this lady was helped by
the use of Grape-Nuts food, is that it
is predigested by natural processes
and therefore does not tax the stom,
ach as the food she had been using;
1t also contains the elements required
for building up the nervous system.
If that part of the human body is in
perfect working order, there can be no
dyspepsia, for nervous energy repre-
sents the steam that drives the engine,
When the nervous system is run
down, the machinery of the body
works badly. Grape.Nuts food can be
used by small children as well as
adults. 1t is perfectly cooked and
ready for instant use.
Read THE Road to MELVILLE" in
pkgs, There's Reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full OF human
Interest.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
VILLAGE PLANS ARcAolAN STEP.
Would Make Dog Barking and Rooster
Growing illegal at Night.

New 'York.-Barking of dogs and
Growing OF ROSTERS between the
hours of ten p. m and six a. m. is pro-
hibited in an ordinance pending be.
fore the board of trustees of South
Orange. n. ]. In order that the
slumbers of that villages residents
shall not be disturbed the trustees
plan to enact the following:
THE maintaining Of lowing animals,
Growing cocks, barking dogs or fowls
which disturb the rest, sleep and quiet
of the neighborhood within the afore-
said hours is hereby prohibited"
The ordinance provides a fine Of
FIVE dollars for each offense. 1t was
introduced by trustee whose term
expires on May A.
Alderman William c. Herbert is ad,
vocating an ordinance before the Jer.
sey City board Of aldermen provid
ing that a license fee Of one dollar a
year be charged for cats, that they
be tagged and that unlicensed cats
be taken up the same as dogs. The
ordinance was laid over for 80 days
when 1t will come up for final reading
II present this ordinance in all sin
certify" said Mr.. Herbert. II think
It is a wise provision for the city and
the cats. Moving time is drawing
near, when people change their homes
and leave their cats behind to starve
and suffer-
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
How He Got Rid Of Rats.

A farmer describes his method OF
clearing the premises of rats in the
following manner: ION large mum.
Der of old shingles ! put a half.tea.
spoonful of treacle each, and on that
with my pocket knife | scraped a
small amount Of concentrated I've. /
then placed the old shingles around
under the stable floors and under the
cribs. The next morning found 40
dead rats, and the rest left the farm
many farms of the pests in the same
way, and have never known It to fall
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
Bees in Block of Stone,

While workmen were saving through
block of Bath stone at Exeter, Eng.
land, they cut into cavity in which
was found a cluster of two or three
dozen live bees.
The incident occurred at the works
Of Messrs. Collard & Sons, monu'
mental sculptors. There was not much
sign Of life in the bees at first, but
when air was admitted they gradually
revived and after few hours several
of them were able to fly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
A New Definition.

Senator Harte, who has introduced
at Albany a bill against the sale and
manufacture Of cigarettes, has many
original views. These he has the tai.
ent to express in terse and striking
terms.
Discussing medicine, in which he
places none too great faith, Senator
Harte said neatly at a recent Albany
banquet
Medicine is the art of amusing the
patient while nature cures the dis
ease"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
No Cause for Alarm,

II cant understand my husband.
doctor. | am afraid there is some.
thing terrible the matter with him"
what are his symptoms?"
well, often talk to him for half
an hour at a time, and when get
through he hasn't the least idea what
I've been saying"
DO not worry any more about your
husband. | wish | had his gift
Chicago Record Herald.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
Hanging Scaffolds.

With the modern skyscraping office
building has come a new form of
building scaffold. Instead of construct.
ing the scaffold from below, which Is
impossible in the cases of buildings
ranging from 10 to so Stories high.
platforms are suspended from the
steel Orders above. On these swing.
ing platforms the bricklayers work
and the scaffold is raised as The work
progresses.-Syst
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16

AS my doctor did not help me began
using Doan's Kidney Pills. In a few
weeks all these symptoms left me. l
now weigh 1853 pounds and feel in ex-
cellent health"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster.Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
Prejudice.

Robert, this spelling paper is very
poor" complained the small boys
teacher. Nearly every word is marked
wrong"
1T wouldn't have been so bad" pro.
tested Robert, but Annie corrected
my paper. and she's mad at me, and
for every little letter that got wrong
she crossed out the whole word
Lippincott's.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
A Strong Point Against Him.

you say you have known this do
PENDANT for many years?"
Yes, ever since he was a boy"
do you consider him to be Of sound
mind?"
We'll, don't want to say anything
against him II II isn't necessary"
But you are under oath to speak
the truth. Have you ever observed in
his actions anything that would lead
you to the belief he was weak men.
tally?"
He married the daughter Of poor
man when he might have become the
son.in.law of a wealthy manufacturer
who would have made him general
manager OF the business"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
Docs Give Valuable Service.

In the dog tests recently held at
Nanterre, France, the dispatch-bearlng
competition was won by a Swiss dos
and the searching for the wounded
prize was awarded to a German dog.
Thirty German police dogs have been
ordered for st. Petersburg to guard
the palaces against assassins.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16

A goose eats corn and grows feath-
ors, A horse eats corn and grows hair
A coon eats corn and grows fur.
A cow eats corn and grows milk. A
hog eats corn and grows fat, A sheep
eats corn and grows wool A man eats
corn and grows tired of it, and that's
all he does grow.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

a. mercury will surely destroy the sense OF smell
and completely derangc the whole system when
entering :" through the mucous surfaces. such
articles should never he used except on pfescrip.
lions from reputable physicians "a the damage they
will do Il ten fold to the good you can possibly dc.
rive from them. Hairs Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by +. j. Cheney h Co., Toledo o., contains no mer.
curry, and IL taken internally acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system. In
buying Hairs Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine 1t ia taken Internally and made In Toledo,
Ohio by +. J Cheney Co. Testimonials free.
Lid by Druggists Price, I5c. per bottle.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16

a critical time Of life
/ was on the verge Of
a collapse with kid.
ney troubles, back.
ache, dizziness, puffy
dropsy swellings and
urinary Irregularities.
] lost flesh and felt
languid, nervous or
unstrunp ALI the time
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
Shrlnkage Of Wood.

The shrinkage of wood from loss
OF moisture has been found by the
United States forest service to range
from seven to 26 per cent. OF the
dry volume in different species.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
Headache and Cold Feet.

often 1t is found that a chronic suf.
fcrer from headache also complains OF
cold feet. This shows bad circulation
and It should be strengthened. A sim
pie and helpful remedy is to battle the
feet in cold water night and morning
and rub briskly with a flesh brush or
Turkish towel.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
This Patterned Not a Virtue.

"a lot O. folks patience" said Uncle
Eben, resembles dat of de man who
stays in de house an waits fob de
snow to melt, regardless Of de people
dats fallin' down on his sidewalks"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-16
Woman and Her Wants.

Woman has many wants-not for
the wants themselves, but for the fun
of wanting and the sweet misery OF
not getting Record-Herald.