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The Springfield herald., 1908-09-18
He Had Another Name For It.

]. F. johnson, the new United States
Senator from Alabama, is an ardent ag-
riculturist. One day, shortly after re-
firing from the governorship and re-
turning to his home in Birmingham, he
donned his overalls and went to work
in the garden.
A society lady, newcomer, entered
the yard to call on Mrs. Johnston. Her
ring at the door not being answered.
she walked into the garden.
How long have you worked for the
Johnstons?" she inquired OF the man
she found there.
"A good many years, madam"
"Do they pay you well?"
about all | get out of it is my
clothes and my keep"
"Why, then, come and work for me- y
she said. "I'll do that and pay you so
much month besides"
II thank you. madam" he replied,
"but I signed up with Mrs. Johnston
for life"
"Why, no such contract is binding.
That is peonage."
81 have always called it marriage"
replied the Senator.-Success Maga-
zine.
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pirIoible Balloon Record.

Berlin.-A record flight was made by
the military semi-rigid dirigible bal
loon, under command Of Major Gross,
which returned here shortly before
noon Saturday, after being In the air
for thirty-four hours and two minutes.
This surpassed the record made by
Count Zeppelin, when on July 1 he
traversed the greater part Of northern
Switzerland, occupying twelve hours
In the journey. The new record, which
was entirely unexpected. is greeted
with enthusiasm.
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Next Mining Congress.

Denver.-Althoug not yet officially
announced, it is said to be practically
certain that the annual meeting this
year of the American Mining Congress
will be held in Pittsburg during De
cember. The convention will be an i'm
portant one on account of the activity
of Salt Lake City in trying to secure
the change of the national headquarters
to that place on the offer of contrib
uting largely toward the erection q
the Mining temple. Douglas, Arizona.
has signified its intention to obt3h
the next convention.
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READY REASONING.
One Guess About Venus Of Milo
Proved to Be Wrong.

They stood before the reproduction
OF the Venus of Melos.
Her hands must have been beauu-
full" said one.
Very" assented the other. 81 Won
der what position they were in?"
~ have a theory that she was repre-
sented as busted at her toilet. One
hand probably held small mirror
"And the other powder puff, eh?
But that theory won't work"
And why not?"
"Had she been ct her toilet her
mouth would have been full OF hair
pins Louisville Couricr-Journal.
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Tho Sion of Power.

1t is the greatest manifestation OF
power to be calm. 1t is easy to be
active. Let the reins go. and the
horses will drag you down. Anyone
can do that; but he who can stop the
plunging horses Is the strong man.
Which requires the greater strength
letting go, or restraining? The calm
man is not the man who is dull. You
must not mistake calmness for dull
ness or laziness. Activity ls
the manifestation of the lower
strength, calmness of the superior
strength-Swami Vivekannanda.
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AN INGENIOUS eEeeAR.
BOUGHT crusoe's FlreIock.

Hulda B. White of Philadelphia has
purchased the firelock used by Al.
exander Selkirk, Defoe's original Rob.
inson Crusoe on the island Of Juan
Fernandez, at sale in Edinburgh.
The relic has an authentic pedigree,
and for long time was In the pos
session of Selkirk's relatives in Fife
shire. Scotland. The price paid for
the gun was $3.50.
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DISTEMPER

In all its forms among all ages of horses,
as well as dogs, cured and others in the
same stable prevented from having the
disease with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER
CURE. Every bottle guaranteed. Over
100000 bottles sold last year. $50 and
sl.0o. Any good druggist, or send to man
ufacturers. Agents wanted. Write for
free book. Spohn Medical Co., Spec. Con
tagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
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ymnortant TO Mothers
Shower Of Sulphur.

Charoles, a small town 80 miles from
Macon, in France, has recently been
visited by shower of sulphur. The
roofs, gardens, fields. vineyards. rivers
and ponds were covered with yellow
dust, and for some time the peasants
in the fields were troubled by sui
phurous biting odor which made
breathing difficult
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II Came OF,

The fair bather was in the greatest
danger when the heroic rescuer seized
her by the hair. 1t came off. Pufs
and coils and waves and rats 1t
s:rewed the shuddering sea-
For a moment the rescuer was
dazed.
Then he grasped the tiny knob OF
real hair that remained on the lady's
head and drew her into shallow water.
Did she thank him for saving her
life?
She didn't.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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these years of pain l was despairing
of ever being cured when Doan's Kid
ney Pills came to my notice and their
use brought quick relief and a perma-
nent cure. / am very grateful"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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Undauntcd by Blindness.

Prof. E. ID. Campbell. director of the
chemical laboratories in the univer-
sity of Michigan, lost his sight 18
years ago through an accident. In
spite of his aflliction he has taken a
high place in education and has made
original researches Of much value. es-
pecially in the chemistry of iron and
cement
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No Doubt In Her Mind.

A well-dressed woman, accompanied
by disreputable-looking man, went to
a minister to be married. After the
opening part of the service had been
read, the minister inquired, will you
take this man for better or worse"
He can't be no worse. SIR" inter
posed the bride-elect quickly. but l
reckon he'll be heap better before I'm
through with him."
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Dark Subject,

I'm all in the dark about how
these bills are to be paid" said Mr..
Hardup to his wife.
well, Henry" said she, as she
pulled out colored one and laid it on
the pile, you will be If you don't pay
that one, for it's the gas bill"
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than ten years l was
in misery with back
ache. The simplest
housework completely
exhausted me. I had
no strength or ambi-
ton, was nervous and
suffered headache and
dizzy Spa1ls After
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Let Him Off Easy.

Lola-Last night Young Borem de-
clared he would willingly go to the
ends of the earth for me.
Grace-And what did you say?
Lola-I finally got him to make
start for home and let 1t go at that
Chicago News.
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More Diqnified.

Good night, you precious lamb!"
said the mother, with the liberty one
sometimes takes, even with ones son,
at bedtime.
Mother" said the small boy be-
seechingly, "if you must call me some
thing, wouldn't you just as soon call
me lygoat?"-Youth's Companion.
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Bait.

Bait.
Yeast-Did he run out Of worms
while fishing. you say?
Crimsonbeak-Yes.
"And what did he do?"
FINISHED up with the snakes in the
bottle!"-Yonkers Statesman.
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Platonic love is good deal like
the gun we didn't know was loaded
Smart Set.
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That Proved IL,

Ella-Don't you think Bella a very
common sort of girl?
Stella-Certainly; she's had neither
appendicitis nor nervous prostration.
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They say angels wear very few
clothes; the modern fashions ought
to make women more like angels. in
looks at least
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OF Most Benefit,

The fault which humbles us is OF
more use than a good action which
puffs us up with pride.-Bovee.
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so LOGICAL.

Mrs. Sparker-Do you think she
really prefers horse to the motor
car?
Mrs. Tyye-Well, any one must ad
nit that a horse Is more becoming to
a woman with such hay-colored hair!
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Good for Sore Ewes

for 100 years PETTIT'S EYE SALvE ha.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo. n. Y
The Springfield herald., 1908-09-18

Many a man believes in eternal pun
ishment-for his neighbor.
The Springfield herald., 1908-09-18

Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup.
For children teethIng softens tho gums reduces IN
ston alsys pain, cures wind collie 2oc oostls
The Springfield herald., 1908-09-18

II Your Feet Ache or Burn
get n 25c package of Aliens Foot Ease. 1t gives
quick relief. Two million packages sold yearly.
The Springfield herald., 1908-09-18
Realistic

First Visitor (at realistic wax-figure
show)-Are you wax?
Second Visitor-No; are you?-New
York Weekly.
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TEN YEARS OF sAckAcHE.
Thousands Of Women Suffer In the
Same Way.

Mrs. Thos. Dunn, 1853 Vine St.,
Columbus, Ohio, says: "For more
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Considerate,

Borem-She wasn't at home when l
called, so left my card
Miss Pepprey-Yes. she was telling
me she considered it SO thoughtful Of
The Springfield herald., 1908-09-18

The only way some people know is
the other way.
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Some men treat their wives well, and
some wives help themselves.
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Borem-To leave my card?
Miss Pepprey-No; to call when she
wasn't at home.
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Denver. Colorado.
HOWARD E. BURTON, ASSAYER & CHEMIST

sgeeimen prieess: e Geld. silver lead. ~; Eolu.
anide tests Mailing enyelopos and full
price list sent on application Control and
Reference: Carbonate National Bank.
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More proof that Lydia E. Pink.
hams VegetabIeC COmpOund saves
woman from surgical operations.
Mrs. s. A. Williams, of Gardiner,
Maine, writes:
81 was a great sufferer from female
troubles, and Lydia L. Pinliham's Vege-
table Compound restored me to health
in three months, after my physician
declared that IN operation was abso-
lutely necessary"
Mrs. Alvina sperling, of 154 Oley-
bourne Ave-, Chicago, ILL.,, writes:
81 suffered from female troubles, a
tumor and much Inflammation. Two
OF the best doctors in Chicago decided
that an operation was necessary to save
my life. Lydia Z. Pinliham's Vegetable
Compound entirely cured me without
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W. N. w., DENVER, NO. SO. 1908.
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FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing down feeling, tiatulency, indiges-
tion, dizziness, ,or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-10-29
Club Notes

The w. N. "A. Circle will meet with
Mrs. A. T. Watson on Tuesday, Nov.
8.
The Gradatim Club will meet at the
home OF Mrs. G. M. McCollum We'd
nesday, Nov. 4. -.
The ladies' Monday Musical Club
will meet with Mrs. o. II. Schleus ener
on Monday, Nov. 2, at 2:3O p. m.
On Wednesday afternoon, Oct. 81,
the Monday Musical Club and the
Gradatim Club met in joint session at
the spacious home OF Mrs. ]. A.
Caughren. The presidents of the
clubs and their delegates gave very
interesting and thorough report of the
State Federation meeting at st. Cloud
Oct. 6, Z, 8. Mrs. Schleusener and
Miss Alta Hilsdale rendered vocal
selections which were very much en-
joyed by all those present. At the
close of the program light refresh
ments were served and a social half
hour enjoyed. Then the members
dispersed feeling that the afternoon
had passed all too quickly.
Fed. Sec. 90
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-10-29

Ml-o-na Tablets Cure Dyspepsia
By Promptly Removing the
Cause, or Money Back

Dyspepsia cannot be cured by, TAX
ing . digester, such as spepsin, be-
cause pepsin simply digests your
food artificiaIly, and not all OF the
food either, for 1t has no effect at all
on starchy food, such as potatoes,
rice, oatmeal, bread, ETC..
There is just one way to cure dyspep-
sia and stomach disorders, trivial or
serious, and that is to tone up or put
energy into the stomach wallis, 30 that
they will be able. to properly mix or
churn the food.
Mi.o-na tablets cure stomach
troubles by putting strength and
energy into the stomach. They
quickly arouse the stomach from its
inaction, and in a short time it is
able to do its work properly.
Mi.o-na is successfully used in vona-
iting on pregnancy, in car and sea
sickness.
And bear in mind that when the
stomach is in good condition, con-
stipation disappears, also nervousness
drowsiness, night sweats, heartburn,
etc.
Hanson & Emerson the druggists,
sell Mi-o-na tablets at so cents large
box, under rigid guarantee to
do all that is claimed for them, OF
money back.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-10-29
!. !, ,WHI so NfAk1
Kidney TfeDbles May be Sapping
y@ life Away Sank Centre
People Have learned
= I ! s. This Fact

When a. healthy man or woman be-
gins to run down without apparent
cause, becomes weak, languid, de-
pressed, suffers backache, headache,
dizzy spells and urinary disorders,
look to the kidneys tor the cause OF it
ALL Keep the kidneys we'll and they
will keep you we'll. Doan,s Kidney
Pills cure slck kidneys and keep them
we'll. Hereis Sauk Centre testimony
to prove it.
Mrs. Anson Ayers, living on Main
St., Sauk Centre, Mimi, says: "For
ten years I suffered from kidney COM
plant and last summer the attacks
became more severe. My kidneys
were weak and l Lad bearing down
pain through. my loins. My head
ached almost constantly. I had nc
strength and was in bad way. The
secretions from my kidneys were pro.
fuse at times while at others just the
reverse. Doan's Kidney Pills which
/ procured at Fiesler's Drug Store
gave. me great relief and I. am glad to
give them the credit for the change in
my condition" :
For sale by all dealers. Price SC
cents. Foster-Milbu1n Co., Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States. Remember the name Doan's
and take no other.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-10-29
ADDITIONAL 1OCNS

:
Don't forget Markes Day. next Sat
arday, Nuv. 7.
X. F. Palmer has rented the M. F
Woodbury. hodse' in this city and vii
AXE possessi. N Nov. 15 s''
A son was born 10 Mr. and Mrs.
lilies Lawrence this waek. Methe,
nd child are dpipg well. ~ ..s1ym
This Is season for buckwbeat cakes,
Buy your -four from l.. S. Bishop Co.
nd get the real article. ee
The Degree of Honor will give a
lance at the A. o. Ua-Ws,;hali' FRIDAY
tvenipg. Oct. 30. =. .s:i 21.2 tt.
Pure buckwbeat -four, ground iron,
fur own seed Absolutely pure. l..
3. Bishop Oo@5- '4,. ~
The St. Cloud Business College be.
gins new term Nov. 2nd. AFlarge
lass of new students is expected.
Send your gloves by mail to Nevens
'o., Cleaners, 607-9-11, Hennepin
We, Minneapolis. Prices from 10 to
/ ) cents. ~" 21-7"t
1t is said that the Northwestern has
bid it's "Stiles" rural line and will
ithdrsw from that territory. Mr..
Fendricksen, president of the Sauk
ALLEY Co., is said to be the new owner
lis line supplies tie farmers on the
'estport road. .''%'s 4.'
aEFOR SALE-The southeast quarter
I'D the southeast quarter Of. the
.uthwest quarter OF section 4, twp.
6, range S5. steariis county, Mimi.
ice $1,000. Terms, $500 down and
lance in ten equal annual install
ents. Address Doctor O lsen, St.
narles, Mimi. lit
Next Saturday, Nov. z, is the next
arket Day in Sauk Centre.
T A. w. Austin takes charge. of the
liner House November /. having
NoiOo sbO PtopOitJ Ou q hSO yCdI
ise as announced. in q. previous
sue of The Herald. Mr.. and Mrs.
Inner have taken rooms in the hotel
d will remain. there during the
- nter. =. :...i -q-.,., -,
Last Saturday Leroy Working sus.
ned serious injury to his left hand
lile operating shaping machine in
: Keller factory here. The thumb
s nearly torn off and the inside OF
p hand badly Iacrerated. 1t was
= red that amputation would be nec-
'ary, but the attending physician
:, :ided to make an effort to save the
nd. By a skillful operation and
eful dressing this end is insured.
e patient is getting as we'll as could
expected ...... ..- .
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RESOLUTION ACCEPTING SEW
En- DISTRICT NO, g

Whereas, on the 28th. DAY of Aug
ust, A. D. 1903, the City OF Sauk Gen.
tre entered into certain contract with
Illstrup & Olson, of Minneapolis,
Minneso ota, for the construction of q
certain sewer in the City OF Sauk Gen.
tire, to wit: District sewer No. accord
ing to the Plans and Specifications
therefor on file in the Office of the
City Clerk: ''<
And whereas, der and pursuant to
said contract said Illstrup & Olson
have satisfactorily constructed and
completed said District Sewer No. 5
and turned same over to the City of
Sauk Centre for acceptance:
THEREFOR be it resolved by the
Common Council of the City of Sauk
Centre, that the sewer known as Dist
trict sewer No. 5 be. and the same
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3 A leap ear. .dasce WIFI ;be esxsh at
the A. OsU. w. .lail N.MslO Ever, j

A leap ear dai5ee Wifi ;be esxsh ut
the A. os.U W.. Hil Nsys1o Eser,-
body is cordially invited Tickets.
Scots. Glrls. bring your boys.
Atthe Meahodiss chu, ch oexs Sun
day morning the pastor. Rev. J. T. B
Smith, wilispreach. In The evening
the district superintendent, Rev. E. K.
Copper of Btainerd. will preach and
hold the regular quarterly conference.
A meeting OF tile sauk Centre band
was held Wednesday evening aud the
band was reorganized. A bunch OF
new members was taken III giving,
the organization 8 total members hip
Fof'22. Prof. Townsend iof <Startuck;
&ho started the band here two ~ ears
ago, has been sele cted as leader and
will begin his work next week.
At meeting Of the directors Of the
Merchants National Bank. held last
week, A. F. ,StrebeI was elected 60 the
position Of cashier made vacant by
the resignation of A. A1siin who
has rented the Palmer House = Mr..
Strebel has been with the bank for
some time rs ssslstanf cashier and
has demonstrated his ability to fill
the position TO which heihas been pro-
noted The directors chose Ben oDu
Beis assistant Cashier. Mr. sD6 Bois
has the experience to fill the position
satisfactorily. The twe4fyoung men
assume their new positions the fret
of the month. !s..5,,s,;;rr't.l'
Harsh physics react. weaken the
bowels. cause constipation. .Doan's
Regulets operates easily, tone the
stomach, cure constipation. 25c Ask
your druggist for them. . 80
At the Congregational church on
Sunday evening local branch Of the
Congregational Brotherhood was or
ganized. The committee on constitu-
tion, appointed the preceedingSunday,
submitted draft of constitution
that was adopted. Officers were then
elected as follows: Jas. A. Norris,
president; James Ingram, vice presi-
dent; P. B. Hanson, secretary; 'Thos.
Sullivan, treasurer, The constitution
provides for a bible study class and
teacher to be elected by the Brother
hood. 1t was thought advisable to
refer the matter of the choice OF
teacher to the executive committee for
recommendation at the first regular
meeting of the Brotherhood. which
takes place on Monday evening, Nov.
2. The regular business meetings
occur on the first Monday evening of
each month. Officers serve for. one
year and the annual election is fxeo
for the first Monday in October.
Members of the A. o. U. w. are re-
quested to be present on : Saturday
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evening as they will Ssyis.tsds BY ]. IF.
MEG uire, GRAND Treasures. as

The next attraction at the Opera
House is to be "fhe Lieutenant and
the, Cowboy",,a q new western military
drama, i tells story of love and de.
,yotion somewhat out of the ordinary
and shows pathcs and bravery pictur-
ed in new and charming manne,
among the early Colorado settlers.
''The Lieutenant. and the. Cowboy"
will be seen here Saturday, Oct. 81,
Sunday evening when Daniel Sui
Ivan came out of the Congregational
church, where he had attended ser.
vices that evening, he was accosted by
Irve Carpenter who said he would
walk home with him. Another
young man went along with them.
When they had gone short defiance
Carpenter began to make accusa-
lions against Sullivan which the
latter denied. Carpenter insisted
and then the other fellow seized Sui
livan and Carpenter knocked Sullivan
down and jumping on his derby hal
crushed it. Sullivan was knocked
down two or three times and then al
lowed to go. Monday Sullivan had
Carpenter arrested on charge of assault.
The bearing came off In the municipal
court Monday afternoon. Sullivan
was called and told his story practic-
ally as related here. Carpenter ad.
mitted the assault and had no excuse
to offer. Judge Morse fined him S25. .0(
and costs, amounting to about s28.00.
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Department Of The Land Interior
U. s. Land Office at Duluth, Min n.

". .. Lduu OulCc dG DUiUtHs miu u .
October %, 1908,
NOTICE is hereby given that Sarah
]. Parks, of Sauk Centre, Mimi, who,
on August Is, 1902, made Homestead
entry at St. Cloud, Mimi. No, 1929,
Serial No. Q197l for Sa SEA, NWA
SEI and Lot 8, Section 10, Township
127 NJ. Range 33 West 5th P. Meridian,
has filed notice OF intention to make
Final Five year Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, be-
fore Peter o. ,Scow, Clerk of Dist.
Court. at Lcng Prairie, Minnesota, on
the 5th day Of January, 1909,
Claimant names as witnesses:
George N. Spears, Alex. D. Dryden,
James w. Brunskill, Charles A..
Morse all of Sauk Centre. Mimi.
J.C. He rman Engel
Register.
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hereby Is In aIlrespeess approved and
accepted BY the City OF Sauk Centre.
PSssed by the Common g6nncii Of
the City o: Sank Centre. yhis 24th.
Gay of Octobers A. D. 1908.
E. A Richards
President of;the Gommo& Council
Attes1 J.sF C6opers ~
tSeal) City Clerk @
Approved this 26th. day OF October, A.
D. 1908 F. E. Minette -
Mayor OF the City ofsSank Centre. =
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-12-26
PARTY P|0CHE
TOINsPE:CT MINES | [: 6
------- - 1890 &. ..ss
Large Crowd Of Salt Lakers.
Leave Tonight for
Nevada Camp.
VISIT MINES OF DISTRICT.
John A. Kirby and Murray Godbe
VIII Head Parties That VIII Look
over Properties of Territory.

As a sign OF the Increased interest
being, taken In the mines in and around
the Phoebe district is the large party
of Salt Lakers, who will leave on the
1905 train tonight for that camp, al
ready seven persons have made known
their intention of visiting the mines
5of5the. camp and it is probable that be-
fore the trsitt pulls out of the station
a party of ut least Is will go.
Murray G. Godbe will head one party
while John A. Kirby will be the mead
OF another 1t is declared by those
going on the trip that they have no
special purpose beyond inspecting the
mines of the district. S
tits probable that some OF the NeN-
house properties will be visited as Wen
as the mines in which several members
of the party are Interested Among
those who have made known their III
tention Of going are John A. Kirby, j..
S. Free. Murray G. Godbe, ", y. An
drew Owen a. Bailey. Len E'rlcef l 2, M
Frank Daley. superintendent CT the
Silver King mine at Park City.
& w. Mont Ferry will probably so with
the crowd. although he had not 3,leclde "a
late today. Another person who VIII
probably go is Duncan MacNlchie. N.
NJ. Johnson of the Newhcuse interests.
Intended to make the trip, but on ac-
count Of business he was unable TO
make arrangements. 1t Is probaple
that he will go next week.