New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-11-22
SUNDAY MAGAZINE FOR NOVEMBER %. 1905

T KNEW Dick Wilson too well 70 doubt either he
pcturesqueness OF his details or the possible Va
ldIy of his main assertions so made no protest,
thinking ne probably had killed the bear II some
way Presently he went on.
NY children says l 70 them, ca m. wore royal
father viii retire TO the royal wICNup an smoke
the rova1 pipe fer awhile; an by the wav, nv
children saws .hencefOrth arv special prime sea
otter goes 20 the King Also. hencefor-h The royal
ROYALTIES of the royal beach mines VIII he sixty per
cent instead of fifty Naughty, naughty. SAYS l.
20 doubt YOUR King
An say. YOU ought 70 see en- come and push
their Alyoot faces in the dirt Even the High Priest
scared o me.
SAYS | TO him, Am l King
An saws he You shore are
1t was so easy | hated 20 take the money
This was the first time Id been fixed conf table
fer wears. Now / had wiped out competition and
got everybody worbin fer the same time. and
if that amt benefcent civilization l don't snow
what YOU call It
Besides it, government with the consent Il the
governed. Sullivan's plumb happy at bein re-
leved of the throne After a time he puts me wise
1t IS one of our tribal customs saws be- that the
ascendin monarch takes over all the wives and
families of the descending King. says he
L learned that l married eX-otHclo % three
yellow ladies, one about eight fee around. and
everyone with a disposition ugller than other
All could do was to suspend the law fer awhile TIL
l got acquainted
Seem this High Priest was IN on most Of the
plays l goes to him fer advice Great an good
of the gross in the beach mine. I want YOUR legal
counsel I'm married on the side 20 three wives,
an don't want EN-.
He brightens up distinct at This. an. putin
his finger in his mouth. looks plumb COY II YOU
don't mind SAYS he, | wOudnJ mind arrangln
their mukluks At the edge of the blankets n nv
own bungalow over there
.-' You re it, saws | sudden | might marry
Carlisle girl but | amt lookin fer no Queen con
sort that wears a bone ring N her rose--ot Ter
little RichardH
OLD Mr.. Priest gets brighter al the time and
~ caught on that he natural born poyga-
mist as all them Allvoots is, such beir -her tribal
custom. Says he, You know that party called Bara-
noffskv2 l rather like the looks o his wife. lilly
COOK Oh, I'm so gayr says he, putin his finger
IN his face an rOckin sideways.
You are says l. 'Dont let your sixty wears
stop a regular divorce
''Oh. that amt the way we do saws he.
'Eh bierZ' says l, as We say IN Montana near
the line .-,, ,
council We can try a man fer beiu' q witch. an
when a man IS declared a witch the populace arises
an does things 70 him irnpulSive Now saws ne
solemn. It Is my professional belief as top vaddy
IN the priest line on this rodeo, that chat teller
BaranoffsB,y IS a witch
go How kin We prove IT :: says l.
go Easy SAYS he Here's another Of our tribal
customs. | take the sacred deer skull and smear
little sacred taller IN the eyehole. an l SET 1t gu;
an ketch sacred mouse IN the skull men
plug up the eyehOie with grass, an bring the SNuh
home Now we hold council l pun the grass
out o the evehole If the sacred mouse runs out
teller among those present why he's a witch I've
found this plan very successful saws he
go So did David, SAYS l.
&C. | never heard of David saws he
$50 He's in the Bible says l. He took a notion
his friend $ wife, same as YOU do. and he sends
the teer on 20 the get him killed IL nSSerS
out about the Still, | dun no as l care. y
kIng has 70 stand fer a good many raw dom s.
~ We bfl1 he and