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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
ONE WIFE IN HARD TIMES.
Financial Reasons Made Him Disbe-
ieve in PoIygamy.

S. P. Orth, assistant United States
district attorney. was the government
representative at a naturalization
hearing over in Toledo the other day
The applicant for papers, a Ger
man, who ran mostly to mustache, had
answered all of the questions that
had been put to him satisfactorily.
"And do you believe in the princi-
pies of polygamy?" asked the judge,
in ponderous tones.
Sure says the German, for the
word sounded as if it was something
that he ought to be in favor of. Like
as not it was something about the
constitution.
DO you know what 'polygamy'
means?" thundered the judge.
The applicant confessed that the
word was new one on him.
well, I'll make it plain to you" ;"
said the court, sternly. Can you get
along with one wife?"
"Shure." replied the applicant, earn
estly; "one's plenty. the way prices
re."-Toledo Blade.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
(To BE CoNTINUED.)
AS EXPLAINED BY THE EDITOR.
Drastic Action Evidently Was Neces-
sary, and 1t Was Taken.

The Buie's Creek Is. c. Index to
the Times recently came out with
double-leaded editorial as follows:
I'VE wish to make our abject apollo
gies to Hon. Hezekiah e. Kinney
for having said of him in our last is
sue that he 'fumigates his garments.
What we meant to say was Eliminates
mis- arguments We have had our eye
on the printer ever since he twisted
phrase which appeared in an editorial
of ours from full of internal rotten
ness and dead mems bones into in
ternal rattlesnakes and dead wren's
tones And as soon as our eye lit
upon this gratuitous insult above to
the Hon. Hezekiah E. Kinney we
armed ourselves with our repeating
shotgun, sought out the guilty party
and shot him down in cold blood, not
withstanding the fact that the now
deceased was the only support Of a
widowed mother and possessed a large
and flourishing family. We wish to
assure the Hon. Hezekiah u. Kinney
that in the future his person and his
speeches will be handled in these COL
umns with respect" York Press.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
A Backwoods Humorist.

The eastern tourists decided to have
little fun with a Billville citizen to
whom they had applied for informa-
tion as to the road they were travel
ing.
How long have you lived here?"
they asked
Long enough to know better"
Don't you like the country?"
when it goes to suit me-"
Ever been up in an airship?"
mo. When / make up my mind to
fly, I'll know whar to light"
Ever ride on railroad train?"
mo. highest I ever come to it wuz
bein' blowed up by a sawmill."
We'll, tell us what 'moonshine'
liquor means"
The Billville man shifted his
''chaw'' of tobacco from one jaw to the
other, spat on the greensward, and as
he prepared to climb fence, said:
HI, and heap of it!"-Atlanta
Constitution.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06

a small room into which Langford was
ushered. It was also very plain 1t
was more than that, it was shabby
An easy chair or two that has sur
vived the wreckage of the house of
Williston had been shipped to this
land of promise" together with a
few other articles such as were abso-
lutely indispensable. The table was
a big shipping box, though Langford
did not notice that, for it was neatly
covered with moth-eaten plum-col-
ored felt cloth A rug, crochetcd out
of parti-eolored rags, relic of Mary's
conservative and thrifty grandmother,
served as a carpet for the living room
A peep through the open door into the
next and only other room disclosed
glimpses of mating on the floor.
There was holy place even in this
castaway house on the prairie. AS the
young mans careless eyes took in
this new significance, the door closed
softly. The little girl had shut
herself in.
The two men sat down at the table
1t was hot. They were perspiring
freely. The flies, swarming through
the screenless doorway, stung dsa-
greeably.
Laconically Williston told his story.
He wasted no words in the telling. In
the presence of the man whose big
success made his own pitiful failures
incongruous, his sensitive scholars
nature had shut up like clam.
Langfords jaw was set. His young
face was tense with interest. He had
thrown his hat on the floor as he came
in, as is the way with men who have
lived much without women. He had a
strong. bronzed face, with daredevil
eyes, blue they were, too, and he had
distinction which success always gives
to her sons. He had big shoulders,
clad in blue flannel shirt open at
the throat. In his absorption he had
forgotten the little girl as complete
ly as if she had, in very truth, been
the 10-year-old of his imagination.
How plainly he could see all the un-
holy situation-tke handful of des-
perate men perfectly protected on the
the little island. One man sighting
from behind a cottonwood could play
havoc with a whole sheriff's posse
on that open stretch of sand-bar.
Nothing but surprise-and did these
insolent men fear surprise? They had
laughed at the suggestion of the near
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06

Scoop and Tile. the ditch. This
advice, when l began, would have been
worth $50 to me, says a writer in
Farm and Home. The second course
need not be so wide, If for laterals,
and you need not cut the sides, but
thrust your spade in, cutting lightly on
one side and deeper on the other; then
contrariewise push forward to break
loose, then lift out. Keep your scoop
lying near you. and when you have
gone far enough so you can reach
back. scoop out the crumbs before
they become slushy.
Be very precise with the spade in
the last course. IL you strike soft
soil don't even allow a half-inch va
ration. Then when the crumbs are
removed the floor is almost ready to
lay perfect drain. True up bottom
with scoop. Take two-inch piece, re-
inforced at one end. and nail or bolt
a foot piece on this to hold the tile.
Tuck them into the trough and you'll
have done one thing that will be
Joy forevermore.
In meeting distractions, IL they do
not throw you out of line too much,
cut back under the bank six or eight
feet on each side and you can get
around nicely without removing them.
A manure hook is very convenient
for drawing in sods in filling, but on
large jogs a plow with long whifle-
tree, or road grader, can be used.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
CUBS FOOD
They Thrive on Grape-Nuts.

Healthy babies don't cry and the
well-nourished baby that is fed on
Grape-Nuts is never a crying baby.
Many babies who cannot take any
other food relish the perfect food,
Grape-Nuts, and get well.
my little baby was given up by
three doctors who said that the con-
densed milk on which l fed her had
ruined the childs stomach. One of
the doctors told me that the only
thing to do would be to try Grape
Nuts, so got some and prepared 1t as
follows: i soaked 1R tablespoonfuls
In one pint of cold water for half an
hour, then strained off the liquid and
mixed IL teaspoonfuls of this strained
Grape-Nuts juice with six teaspoonfuls
OF rich milk, put in pinch of salt
and little sugar, warmed it and gave
1t to baby every two hours.
I'm this simple easy way l saved
oaby's life and have built her up to a
strong healthy child, rosy and laugh
ing. The food must certainly be per-
Fect to have such wonderful effect as
this. can truthfully say l think it
is The best food in the world to raise
delicate babies on, and is also a deli
efous healthful food for grown-ups as
we have discovered in our family"
Grape-Nuts is equally valuable to
the strong, healthy man or woman. It
stands for the true theory of health.
There's Reason. Read "The Road
60 Wellville," in pkgs.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
THIS AND THAT.

1t pays to have good fences at all
seasons of the year.
A poor old lantern is a bad thing
to go through the winter with.
Throw it away and buy good one.
Fall plowing kills many injurious
insects, which are thus turned up to
the air and the frosts.
1t makes great difference what
variety Of plant is grown on farm.
as some yield twice as much as
others.
There is great fight on between
commercial fertilizers and the ma
nure spreader. The latter, however,
seems to be still spreading.
After finishing the fall blowing
clean up the plow, grease the bright
parts and put it away dry, 80 it viii
be ready to use in the spring.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06

Thousands of American women
In our homes are daily sacrificing
their lives to duty.
In order to keep the home neat
and pretty, the children well dressed
and tidy, women overdo. A female
weakness or displacement is often
broughton and they suffer in silence,
drifting along from bad to worse,
knowing well that they ought to
have help to overcome the pains and
aches which daily make life a burden.
1t is to these faithful Women that
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
Neatly Put.

Homer Folks, the secretary Of the
State Charity Aid society of New
York, referred in a recent address to
the awkwardness that charity work
-ers feel in making public appeals for
funds
"And few charity workers." Mr..
Folks added, can carry off that awk-
wardness with the neatness of the col.
ored preacher who reminded his con-
Sregation that:
'Brudren, All KANT preach hyah
an board In hebn.'"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
Copyright by A. c. NcClurs & Co.. 1Vo7.)
SYNOPSIS.

George Wil1iston. a poor ranchman,
high minded and cultured, searches for
cattle missing from his ranch-the Lazy
g." On n wooded spot in the rivers bed
that would have been an island had the
Missouri been at high water, he discovers
O band of horse thieves engaged in work
Ing over brands on cattle. He creeps
near enough to note the changing of the
'"rhree Bars" brand on one steer to the
"J r" brand.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
How'S This 4?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for amp
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by HalIa
CaEarrh Cure.
F.J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known It. j. Cheney
sor the last IS years. and believe him perfectly hon
ossbe In all business transactions and financially
able 70 carry cut any obligations made by his firm.
WALDINo. KIESAH & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo o
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF tho
system Testimonials cent free. Price IS cents per
Bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take HALLS Family Pills for constipation.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06

wild grass turf,
keep a file near
to occasionally
touch up the edge.
Watch for Unequal
tiles In surface as
you proceed. Cut
no wider than will
accommodate your
feet, then care
fully grade bottom
of the first course
as 1t is much cas-
ier to take out the
inequalities now
in the bottom of
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06

correspondent Of Prairie Farmer, that
the general idea is quite clearly
brought out in the sketch. All that is
necessary are two hooks to catch onto
the chime of barrel. These hooks
connected with short rope, which is
in turn connected with the tackle
rope.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06

from one floor to
another or from a
wagon to the sec
ond floor of a
building, a tackle
made and arranged
after the method
shown In the ac-
companying illus
tration will be
found to be a
thing of great con-
venience.
/ think, says the
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
FARSI OPPORTUNITIES

near Salem, Ore, Tho Cherry City" on tho beautiful
Willamette River. Hop, walnut and ruiL farms paw
500 to $500 per acre net; dairy farms pay S0O In
proved farms 80 10 SIOO per acre; unmprovcd s.
tl5. Excursion rates to Salem in March ana AuriI,
Eorinformation address, Board OF Trade SALEM Ors
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
- s4laaI,slI11Z 10, 11Z;1S5Sjazrst
7n5OPHSI I.,.lssss - 4
W {eF -
LAYING A TILE DRAIN.
How the Work Can Be Done the Most
Satisfactorily.

Secure tile scoop and narrow
pointed spade, and if you are cutting
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
LYDIA z. PlNKHANN'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

as il did to Mrs. F. Ellsworth, Of
Mayville, N. Y, and to Mrs. w. p.
Boyd, of Beaver Falls, Pa, who say:
II was not able to do my own work,
owing to the female trouble from which
I suffered. Lydia E. Pinkhams Vege-
table Compound helped me wonderfully,
and l am so well that can do as big
days work a. ever did. I wish every
sick woman youId try IT.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
FACTS FOR SICK WoMEN.

For thirty yecrs Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
andhas positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, Inflammation, ulcera-
tion, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
tlon,d dizziness, or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
TACKLE FOR LIFTING BARRELS.
Try This Method of Handling tho
i.eavy Barrels and Putting in Barn.

Where a man has occasion to lift
heavy barrel, either filled or empty,
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-02-06
FERTILE FLORIDA

First Vegetables In market. Best prices From SIO0
to $1,000 per acre realized. Oranges. pineapples
tropical fruits. Winter homes fine climate no
malaria, schools. churches For information address
FLORIDA EAST COAST LAND DEPARTaiENT,
ST. Augustine Fla, or NORTH ESrEItN AG GENCY,
$50 Adams Street, Chicago, ILL.,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
IOYhAKER TONIGHT

The people who packed the Or.
pheum last night were just as enthus.
lastic as ever over the last perform.
ance of "A Runaway Girl" and the
lilliputans were recalled for frequent
encOres by the persistent applause.
The bright particular stars among
the girls were Miss Eva Pollard, as
The Runaway Girl" Miss Ivy Pollard
Miss Eileen Perkins and Miss Irene
Finlay, while the boys who distln.
tinguished themselves were Master
Freddie HeintZ and his brother, John.
ME, and the evcr.popular Teddie Me,
Namara.
THE TOymaker" will be staged to,
night, and. judging from the advance
sale of seats, Is as much the favOite
as any other play in the repertoire OF
these clever little actors.
I'm Town" will follow on Thursday
night, and the play for the last of the
week will be "ThC Belle of New York,
which will be presented Friday and
Saturday nights, and ut the Saturday
afternoon matinee.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
MORBID IMAGINATION
fContlnued from PAGE IL


II II can prove that any physician has
assumed to certify as by authority OF
the Board Of Health as to the physical
condition Of a prostitute, except as in
accordance with the law, steps will
be taken for the revocation of his
license.
The Federal and the Territorial
Grand JUICES have both taken up the
Iwilei matter, and Theo. Richards and
others have appeared before them To
give testimony in regard to the re.
suits Of their Investigations, The Fed.
eral body went out of existence with.
out reporting on the matter, but the
Territorial Grand Jury appointed a
subcommittee to investigate. It Is
understood that Chairman Desky OF
this subcommittee IL preparing a re-
port which will be submitted to the
main body ut its meeting tomorrow
Desky Is strongly In favor of closing
lwllei up altogether, but there Is some
lissention in the committee, and the
report may be modified to some ex
tent In its recommendation in order
to secure unanimity The main body
Of the Grand Jury Is also divided II
Its sentiments on the matter. Some
Of the members, as, for instance, Fore
man Link McCandess, being in favor
Of doing away with the present sys
TEN of supervision without closing the
quarter, while still others are in favor
If leaving matters as they are.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.
kiPAHULu SUGAR COMPANY,

At the adjourned annual meeting Of
the stockholders of the Kipahulu
Sugar Co., held at the Office Of IL,
Hackfeld & Co., Ltd, Honolulu, 7. H.,
March 31st, 1908, the following officers
were elected to serve during the en-.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
YACHT HAWAII Will
Be LAUNCHED FRIDAY

The yacht Hawaii will be launched
Friday. 1t will be a very quiet cere-
mony on account of the fact that the
launching may take several hours.
Although it is not fully decided as
yet, it is probable that the Hawaii
will not be christened. Those in
charge of the yacht are Drawing lot
by launching the boat on Friday,
and not christening her as she slides
into the water.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01

Rent Franklin cars. Stkyds. Stbls.'
Back up this movement to improve
the streets and sidewalks.
Allegretti's chocolate creams only
at Benson, Smith G. Co., Ltd. "
Coat your iron roofs with Arabic
YoL will be surprised at its cooling
and preservative properties. California
Feed Co., agents.
The White Family Rotary (lock and
chain stitch is the best sewing ma,
chine in the world Benny & Co, Ltd.
agents, 1866, Fort street. Phone 4SS. =
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01

The above namod OIiCerS also CON
stitute the Board of Directors Of the
company for the same period.
II. HUGO,
Acting Secretary
39G5-Apr /, 3, g.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
BAND CONCERT

y - ~ Il ~ q e - :; Es - y y H. ~ Il !.
" BAND CONCERT y
- Z: I: q Z: - I; e - e Z: x x 4 4: y
4 public band concert will be held
this evening at 1880 at Aala Park.
Following is the program:
PART |.
MarCh-"RichmOnd .......... Hall
Overturc--"The Kings Lieutenant"
................... TIT
WaltZ-"Carlssima" ....... Penn
SelectiOn-"The MikadO" -. Sullivan
PART II.
NOcal-Hawaiian Songs...ar. by Berger
SelectiOn-"The Messenger Bog" e.
...... ................ MOncktOn
uadrilc-"Vis-a.Vis new .CZibulka
GalOp-"Down the Road" new ..
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Harper
Star Spangled Banner"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
LOST.
NEW e TO-DAY

HONOLULU, T. H., March 30,
1908. Sealed proposals will be re-
ceived at this Office until noon CT
Friday, April 10, 1908, to furnish
subsistence supplies, etc, for use OF
the Public Health and Marine-Hos-
pital Service at Honolulu Quaran-
tine, Honolulu, r. H., during the fls-
cal year ending June 30, 1903. Sched-
ules and further information may lie
obtained upon application to the I'M
dersigned. l.. L. COFER, Passed AS
sistant Surgeon, p II. and NJ II. S.,
in command of Station. 3965-lt
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
LOCAL and GENERAL

If you really want it, you can real.
ly get it by letting a Bulletin Want
Ad. do it.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
STAMP OUT ANARCHY.

Washington, March 4-Eyery source
Of the Government will be exercised
to stamp out anarchy in this country
This fact was decided upon in the
Cabinet meeting today. Secretary
Straus was the official designated to
act for the government in the cru
SADIE. Drastic measures have been
made and will be submitted to Con
gress looking to more rigid inspection
of immigrants.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
CONCERT AND DANCE
40 At h0ANA TOMORROW

A splendid concert, to be followed
by dance, has been arranged for to-
morrow night at Moana Hotel. Spc-
cial music will be provided for the
dancing and general good time is
assured. All friends of the Moana
are cordially invited.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.

At the meeting Of the stockholders
Of the Kilauea Volcano House Com
pany, Ltd, held on March 3lst, 1905.
the following officers were elected tn
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
WANTS
FOR RENT.

Cottage, six rooms and bath; modern
improvements. Apply 1927 Ma
kilI. 3965-lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01
MERCANTILE

Sales-BCtween Boards. % Oahu
Sug. Co, S2I5O; 10 o. II. 4 l.. CO.,
$Si; % Eva. $3.50; 10 Eva, $27.50.
Dividends--April /, 1908: Haiku. /
per cent; Paia, per cent; Pioneer,
per cent.
Latest sugar quotation 1885 cents or
SS7.2O per ton.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-04-01

Henry Gassaway Davis says his
SGOOO0,OOO fortune Is at the disposal
of his granddaughter Miss Eliins, in
her love affair with the Duke oI
AbruZZi.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-07
NEW VOL. 43.--NO. II
He had A Bible Name.

The name bestowed on come Of the
small Southern Negroes reminds one
of those old Roundhesd dsys-Hops-
Above Williams, Hsvs-faith-to.bs-
sayed.John Mitchell, and 50 on. Not
long ago visitor in Richmond was
having his shoes polished BY a little
coal black specimsn about Is inches
in height, but possessed Of cleaning
white teeth and rolling eyes.
"Whlt is your nsme'" the visitor
idly asked.
"Gsn, sah," was the reply, accom-
panied by grin Of startling proper.
tions.
"Gsnl l suppose that is an sbbrevi-
alton for GeusralH" the visitor, who
had some idea Of the fondness Of ne
groes for titles, inquired.
mo, sab, don't knows as 'tls, was
the reply, "sbbrsviatiOn" evidently
being too large for him.
NAH sho' -nough name am Genesis
sS.so.shall. -righteousuess- answer
for-me.in. tims-to- come Washington
Carter, an dsy de, calls N. 'Gea' for
short"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-07
What a Boy Can Do.

There was a splendid torch-light
procession from a country station in
America, sometime ago, IN honor Of a
returned hero. As the procession
started, one torch after another blsz.
ed into radiance as if touched by cleo
tricity. One could not tell what light.
ed them, for they were not waiting to
give light to each other, Presentlya
small child was discovered crouching
under some timbsrs to keep away
from the wind, with lighted candle
in his hand Every torch.bearer
came to him for light. Silent, smil-
ing, happy, with one little hand 'hel.
tering the fame held in the other.
this little fellow was lighting up the
world Of darkness. There is deep
meaning in the picture. However
small anyone may be, ne can keep
his own light of faith and love in God
burning. 1t may not be very big
light, and may need to be sheltered
with Watchfulness, lest it 60 out; but
it doesn't take big light to light a
big torch. The faith and love Of a
little child in the Lord Jesus has of
ten shown grown men aud women the
way to Him aud kindled their lives
into light, shining for God and truth.
Keep the fame Of your trust and
love alive, shield it with prayer,
watch that it does not go out. 1t may
light the fame Of love and devotion
in another.