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The daily tribune., 1908-12-11
"JUsT FOR FUN"

North Yakima, WASH. Nov. 30, 1908.
DIR. #. A. Gustafson, Denver. Colo.
Dear Doctor Gustafson' Your ad.
dress At our Mems meeting yeAteidsy
afternoon Ia one OF tho best things we
have heard aimee our building WAS
opened this fall Your thoughts on
the "Plnoe and Quality Of the Affeo.
tions'' were warmly spoken Of after.
wards and 1t has set many OF our mon
thinking along new and profitable
line of thought. am sure, As you
give these messages to young men.
may blessing and power attend you.
With best wishes. i am.
Sincerely yours,
N. II. Turner, Gen. Seoy.
At the PresbVterian church. Tues.
day evening. Dec. Is. General nd.
mission 80 cents.
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m couRI.

Tho osse Of Richard Williams and
Jsnes Alexander. oolored, who were
arrested nt Williamsburg last Friday
on the charge OF assault. II being
heard before Judge Cooper In county
court this afternoon. Williams 10 &C.
cused of slspping tho face Of negro
woman at Williamsburg for which the
marshal attempted to arrest him and
was interfered with by Alexander.
who WAS later taken into custody for
interpreting to prevent an officer from
tho discharge Of his duty.
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot
r,aeh tho .sst Of tho disease. Cssxrrh Is q
eaocd or constitutional disease. and In or,isr
70 cur- u you must take Interval rsms,i w..
han's Catsfrh Cur. is taken intsruAly, and
ACTS iir.ctly On th. bi.S,d and mucous surfaces.
AL = ChtArrb CurS is not auAck 1,esticins.
II vss pr,scrio<sd oy cus ct the bs~t vhysiciAns
N this country tor y~srs and Is 4 regular pr,-
.crtptiea. IL IN eosn po~sd VI tbs o<~t tooi1-
acting dirvetly tho sacoar surtac~~. The.
p~rtscs com otnA tion VI The two insrssissuss is
What 1roiac~s sash sosdsrtul e~snles in cur.
ing CAtArrh. send fsr sSski noaials fr~s.
y J CHENEY . CO.. rolssis,, O
Sold bx pruertsss. r5s.
rsks eslls rsnly Pilis sps csasslvas s,os.
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11
METHODIST LADIES BAZAAR

The Ladies' of tho Methodist church
will hold their annual bazaar in the
Lohaoh building Friday and Saturday
OF this week. beginning at s O'Clock
Friday morning, Aprons. fancy AR.
tioles of every description. home made
candles. home cooking for sale, There
will he reception corner where one
may Is,t and whore refreshmeuts will
be served for a small price S4.so
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11
DOLL GIVEN AWAY.

Tomorrow night The HAdiey com
pany will give away the first of the
three dolls which this year they will
present to their customers. The
PIE eat is now in their front window
and is = beautiful specimen of the
doll makers hAndiwork. II has large
brown eyes. blond human hair aud 10
dressed in blue silk with
bonnet to match.
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11
ANOTHER oRf ner.

Its u cold day when Ma Genevisve
Phipps of Denver. can't spring . sen
sAtion on the helpless world. Once
more she is the object Of mors yellow
journalism. A Denver paper this
morning gives the following:
Mrs Genevieve Chandler Phipps
is again threatened with . dynAmi ts
plot in which the eulpris seeks to Sc
cure sum Of money from the intend.
ed victim.
Mrs phipps received ON the morn
lug of December >, typewriter let
ter instruetiug her to leave 5000 In
= tin can at the gate Of the College
Of the Sacred Heart in North Denver
At O'Clock on Sunday evening De-
oember Il Failure would result in
the blowing OF her house into atoms
says the letter. and compliance with
the demands would be rewarded by
her being given protection from Mrs.
Read. The letter WAS written in cari
tai letters on what is supposed 10 be
= sheet of pap-r torn from . students $
note book.
The letter WAS ,urued over to the
sarlew agency aud plans were 1t once
laid TO capture the culprit The spot
WAS visited in the manner prescri bed
by the euipris in his letter aud the
tin can WAS deposited in the desis.
nstsd spot. \ detective wAs hidden
in the bottom Of the Phipps su,omo-
bile and others were placed around
the scene Of the plot. After waiting
several hcus and nothing developing
the party returned to town and went
TO bed.
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11
A GUARANTEED ATTRACTION.

In their second annual tour the
Harry Scott Go. present that furiously y
funny musical stew, merrily served
In three COURSES, MAS New Hus.
band - Book by David Edwin; music
and lyrics, Geo. Fletcher; iS new.
clean. catchy musical features. A
great show Is the unanimous verdict
conceded by press critics and theatre
gning public. At Houston opera house
Dec. nth, Prioes-ohilnren. 30;
adults, 30, 90 aud 10. S6.9l
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11

All bristled up but strictly in line
are the splendid array of brushes OF
all descriptions in the east window Of
Daniels Drug Store. soft
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11

Such lovely pieces of fancy work a
the Nj. Il. ladies bazaar. S5.S6
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11

When you see ''The Missouri Girl
tonight and cant laugh see doctor.
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11

Comb and extract honey at McCAnd :
less. S5-S,
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11

Full line Of GLASSWARE st McCAnd.
less. 50 81
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Big aprons, little aprons. fancy
aprons, useful aprons st the Bazaar.
S5-Se
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11

Oh Joy It's tonight Raymond =
famous comedy 1.-THE Missouri Girl. /"
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see "The Missouri Girl tonight
A sure cure for the blues.
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characteristics
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wsnted-A girl wants place to
work. Inquire at sol Main, phous
Red s94 sa.s7x
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11

For Sals-Oue mission sabl. and six
chsirs-sll In dne shApe-Enquirs
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11

wansed-Private boarders by day or
week. No small childrer- Mrs.
]. II. Morris. iS2 West Fifth street.
81 6axtf
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at this office.
69tf

For Saie-Top buggy almost new.
Maker. WATERFOWL, n. Y. ChoAp
NJ. F. Rich at Big Store. sO.8
The daily tribune., 1908-12-11

Wanted Highest price paid for
all kinds OF junk. hides and turs.
sacks, etc stc. Barney Giusbsry
Phone Florence 10 53-sf
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Misunderstanding at sos East Sixth St.
st-STx
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-08-23
y y y y y y y y ss3

You see Dade was about to cele
brate som thin or other when the Brit
ishers moved on Washington. He hao
this suit made and was gettin ready to
wear it when the girl told him he
oughter enlist an fight for his country
Dade enlisted. Went through the whole
blasted war, too When he came out he
was so stuck on hisself that he Joined
the regulars and stayed there for long
time. Finally one day he came back to
his home town, somewhere near Bladens
burg, and hang me if the girl that sent
him off to get shot warn t waitin for
him with tears in her eyes.
ROMANCE IN HIS CLOTHES.
f'She ID saved the suit for him, too.
When the Britishers came through the
town she'd hid that suit under her bed.
Dade was married in it.
H'When he came here you couldn It
git him to wear nothin but that suit.
You'd thought it was his skin, the way
he hung by it. He said it reminded
him of her. He was buried in that suit,
too, if [ remember right. -
A silence falls over the little crowd
as tribute to the departed spirit of
Dade McCambridge.
1t is broken finally by a little man
who wants to know if anybody remem-
bers Harry Wilson, who ran cigar and
tobacco store and never changed his
clothes or cut his hair.
'tQueer cove 'e was, - shrills the lit
tie man in a strong eockney accent,
" finally when e was taken sick and
brought into the 'orspital they took is
bloomin' things off him and found
$1,700 in the coat linin' 1t was sewed
in so tight they had to rip the coat open
to git it out. An they wonderin all
the time why Wilson wouldn't buy a
new suit. =
Thus they ramble on, telling tales of
men who died unhonored and I'M.
and commenting with due gravity upon
every reminiscence told.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-08-23

eyes, we serapped with Santa Anna,
An we strapped with Crazy Hoss,
An we marched with Billy Sherman
to the sea;
An all of the blasted huskies
That was raisin all that hell
There s just a few lef', Bill, like you
and me.
$50 pull yer chair up, Billy,
And load yer pipe ag in,
And we II go back er the times that
ulster be.
Kinder tough to think o. quittin'
Jes' smokin' an sittin'
When there's jest a few lef', Bill,
like you an me-
Some old fellow who had given his
best days to his country, who had
fought and battled for his flag until
age left him a stranded and useless
wreck, wrote that at the Soldiers
Home, and after he had died it was
found among his effects. Regarded as
an inspiration or even a clever verse, it
is more or less of failure. And yet
when you study it you find in it the one
note that solves so many of the pecu-
Harities in the old inmates of the home.
There are only few of them left.
They gather together of an evening and
nil their pipes and tell how Sammy
McAndrews. dear old Sammy, after re-
ceiving three of Johnny Reb's bullets
in his hardened anatomy, rushed into
the firing line and picked up the flag,
only to be killed-shot to atoms-be-
fore he had gone dozen steps, and
how his death so enraged the Yankees
that they chased the said rebs through
three counties before their vengeance
was satisfied.
Other stories they will tell you. But
mourned on the field of battle, relating
incidents of the life of the ''home"
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War-Scarred Veterans Become Reminiscent
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to hear them you must be careful OF
your demeanor, for an old soldier dis
likes to be interrupted. and if you in,
sist upon interspersing your opinions
you will discover to your intense amaze,
ment that before long you will be
carrying on a long and animated con
versation by yourself.
Sergeant Kern will take you over to
the library, where the old battle-scarred
veterans gather after dinner when the
weather is fine and remain until after
taps. Quietly strolling up, you fill your
pipe and prepare to take up an unos-
tentatious position in the rear. At first
you viii be eyed suspiciously, but after
while, if you hold your peace and as
sumo an air of Indifference, converse
tion viii begin again, and YOU win hear
tales--strange and marvellous in the SUI
perlative degree.
THE INEVITABLE STORIES.
s'Jimmy' Varney is the leader
among the reminiscers. For anybody
under forty to call him jimmy in.
stead of "Sergeant is counted disre-
spectful to the point of being sacrilegi-
Gus. +" Jimmy" is old, grizzled and
white haired. They say he grew gray
before he left active service.
"Dade McCambridge, says "Jim-
N.Y. "oh, sure l remember him. Died
about fifteen years ago. Blest if l
hadn It nearly forgotten the old man.
"Dade sure was a queer sort. Re-
member them pants of Dade's IS? lister
wear 'em all the time and said it would
be bad luck if he took 'em off. Old
knee breeches they was, and he ulster
always wear snuff-colored coat with
'em. Blast if he didn It look like pie
ture of George Washington.
"Dade was in the war of 1912. He
must ha' been good deal of kid
cause he warn t more N eighty when 1
kneW him. Ever hear the story about
them pants? Yes? No? Well, it won t
hurt if I tell it agin.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-08-23
How an "Ad." Unlocked a Cell
= y y y y y y y y y -

A committee of advertisers in Oklahoma City, who had
Judges
" awarded the first prize the following ingenious advertisement
in local newspaper:
"WANTED-Young in jail wants suggestions soc-
tied that might result immediate release wants poets address
Cage Address John l. SLIDER Kay County JAIL Newkk Okla
The award of the prize occasoned sensation
began both to the prisoner and to the from
peop all the State wanting know what charge the
newspaper up attorneys employed
draw petitions for his pardon and investigation which was
SLIDER as the facts ansped is Young man some twenty-five
He desired his
in the West and being member of the Trnmens Union
which gave him transportation points, he left his home Buff
York. Oklahoma the spring of 1907 He
stopped off Newkrk and looking the when he
accosted by the marshal who demanded know what he
doing there Sber esenng the question: replied that
lowed SLIDER for the day. and finally confronted him just
he crossing the railroad track the switch light which hap
pened not to be burning.
SLIDER charge blowing the
switch light Two of the maas assistants the prelmn
sona swchman and having swtchmans key in his possession
the seemed likely hard with him. especially as he was
East After months on the advice OF aequa
Newkrk he pleaded guilty. and accepted Jail sentence
rather than the risk of being sent to the pentena when the
to trial.
by the prosecuting attorney
who had been engaged the by the judge of the district
before whom the case tried and BY the county sheriff. all recon-
the charge became apparent when shown that the switch
hundred feet of the depot and that broad daylight between
and five O'Clock the afternoon at the time when the crime
Newkr affidavit the effect that the switch light
properly attended being allowed and
this condition for hours at time.
The petition conveyed the Governor by Senator Roy
Stafford of Oklahoma City and pardon granted almost inn
medate Just days had elapsed the advertisement
peared when SLIDER set at liberty
SLIDER proved exemplary habits and with good
record which he could have established the occasion of the trial
but for his reluctance to communicate with his friends tie IS
vionist and has literary aspirations number OF his and
other compositions published in the local at Ner
Advertising iubant this of xne Want
Ad which released prisoner who had eleven
well establish Developments
looked for in Oklahoma advertising circles.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-08-23

They viii tell of Old Man Bagley. a
bugIer, in the 10th New York, = who
always marched down to the fiagpole
| and stood at attention while Old Glory
was being raised and lowered-of the
old Indian scout who could sing
'EHome, Sweet Home if sufficiently
intoxicated beforehand, so that YOU
eouldn t help but weep to save your
life
ALWAYS SALUTED THE FLAG.
~ remember begins Sergt. Jimmy
again, Zone o. the queerest ducks I
ever saw back here in the eighties
Smith. | think his name was. He
was a long-legged Teller with shock
of hair down the back of his neck like
one of these poets.
He was a man from the point and
one o that gang that fought their way
through Mexico with Taylor. Havin
chased greasers up the side of noun
tains and helped haul guns along a four
foot towpath, he had a heap of respect
for the army rules. and especially fer
the flag. Always saluted it when he
saw it and wanted to fight if you
didn It, too
''But the funny thing was at grub
time. Smith warn t satisfied with the
regular mess call. He'd always stand
till the man in charge of the table I'D
say: Company at resti Break ranksl ;
And then the way he'd drop into his
chair and light into his feed would be a
caution -
Evening darkens into night, quiet
peaceful night, only broken by the oe-
easional ehirp of the cricket and the
trilling of some nightbird. The pipes
go out, but the conversation continues
until the mournful sound of tttaps' is
heard from the assembly hail.
One by one the veterans slip quietly
away to dream of the battles of the
past and of the incidents related by
their cronies, while the stranger within
the gates is left alone with his thoughts
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-08-23

who that fellow
who What's his
all him remember him for the
Think
he parta-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-08-23

81 dentists when he
in so
% Cause him today
eye-tooth cut replied Johnny.-Chicago News
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-08-23

I've washing capitalist
looked
ed: '.Wel, if
anarchist circle received application Outlook
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-08-23

Your says dog
himself comfortable by the waits fdWshingto
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-08-23

eyes said the problem certainly
matter That's
betin you follow you can't beat em. '-Phiadepha
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-11-05
One Of TIE
Essentials

Of the happy homes Of today Is vast
fund Of information rs 10 the best methods
Of promoting health and happiness and
right living and knowledge Of the worlds
best products
Products Of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained 10 worldwide
acceptance through the approval Of the
Well-Informcd Of the World; not Of indi-
viduals only. but Of the many who have
the happy faculty Of selecting and obtain
ing the best the world affords.
One Of the products Of that class, Of
known component parts, an Ethical
remedy. approved by physicians and COM
mendcd by the well-Informcd Of the
World rs valuable and wholesome family
LAXATIVE is the wcll-known Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir Of SIENNA. To get its beneficial
effects always buy the genuine, manu-
featured by the California Fig Syrup Co..
only, and for sale by all leading druggists.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-11-05
BABY's ITCHING HUMoR.
Nothing Would Help Hlm-Mother A.
most In Despair--owes Quick
Cure to Cuticura.

Several months ago. my little boy
began 10 break out with itching sores.
| doctored him. but as soon as I got
them healed up In one place they
would break out In another. I was
almost In despair. | could not get
anything that would help him. Then
l began TO use Cuucura Soap and Cuti-
cura Ointment. and after using them
three times. the sores commenced to
heal. He Is now well. and not a scar
IL left on his body. They have never
returned nor left him with bad blood.
as one would think. Cuticura Rene
dies are the best I have ever tried.
and | shall highly recommend them to
any one who is suffering likewise.
Mrs. William Geeding. l02 Washing
ton St.. Attica. Ind. July ~. 1907"
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-11-05
LARGE HATS STILL WORN.
Tendency Now 10 10 Have the Trim
ming Rather Flat.

Despite predictions 10 the contrary.
the large hat-the very large hats
s,iil fashionable. but the tendency
this season Is TO have the trimming
rather fiat. except in the case OF the
dressy piumed hats designed for aft.
ernoon and evening wear. Some OF
the smartest hats shown by the i'm
porters are quite severe In trimming.
but the lines OF these hats are SO
good that they are generally most be-
coming. One particularly smart shape
which would be excellent for street
wear with a tailor gown. Is shown
this season. The brim OF this hat h
very large. rolled slightly at the left
and down a little at the right side OF
the back. The crown is low. but very
large. and II wider at the base than
NJ tho top. which is rounded In mound
shape. Corded silk with rather .
large rib. In any desired color. Is
used for the top OF the hat. the un.
derbrim being faced with black MORE
silk. The shape was shown trimmed
In two ways. one style which was es.
pecially smart for young girls having
only twist OF wide black molre rib
bon around the crown. with a large
bow at the left side OF the back. the
pointed ends Of which we're allowed
TO fall a little over the edge OF the
brim. The other style Of trimming
was a little more elaborate. rs II con-
sisted OF large gourah feather In
quill shape with stiff rib In the cen
ter. fastened at the left side OF the
front with small fiat bow Of black
satin ribbon.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-11-05
The ribbon craze sun increases.


Taupe Is the ruling shade In hats.
Satin has the greatest vogue In It's
history.
Pearl and crystal beads have re-
turned 20 favor.
Half the new silks for general wear
are taffeta.
New velvets show tendency to-
ward fruit shades.
Nearly all winter coats show a short
waisted effect.
Washable fabrics are first choice for
children's wear.
Crepe de chine Is one OF the principal
fabrics OF the year.
The fur felt hat Is coming again to
its own for winter wear.
SILK win be much worn. not only for
Innings but In dresses.
Picturesque effects prevail among
evening and even daytime toilets.
Street skirts are but trifie longer
than the summer dresses have been
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-11-05
Panels Of Buttons.

II looks AS though the shops would
have demand for the millions OF but
tons they offer this season. The rule
OF trimming Is. when In doubt use but.
tons, They are put up the back OF
sleeves In panels from wrist TO shoul.
der In groups OF three and four lines.
/ They are also put up the back Width
OF the fiat skirts In about five rows.
and they are covered with the frock
material or with satin TO match or har
monte.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-11-05

10 cure chills and fever or LaGrppe goes
with every bottle Of Johnson's Chill a
mutually agreed between the buysr and
the seller Of Johnson's Chill a Fever
Tonic that II i does not please, the mon.
cy " 20 be returned within ~ hours upon
demand, without requiring any proof writ
ten statement or affidavit. Can anything
BE- stronger than this-do you know Of
any other remedy that Il good enough 70
he sold this way One dealer has sold
over l0oooe bottles and less than rs bot
ties have been returned 25c-50c on sale at
Drug Stores or from Johnson's Chill q
Fever Tonic Co, Savannah, Ga.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-11-05
Mercenzrv Marriages.

"Dinna marry for the siller, Jock"
said old Sandy, sagely. TO his son. who
seemed TO show symptoms OF the
awakening OF young mans fancy;
gin ye dae. ven aye regret H. For
am tellin ye. when I marrit yer
mither. ] hadna but ne shillin', forby
she had auchteen pence. And for all
the Is year O. COR marrit life. ne'er
heard the last o. the odd saxpence."-
r. G. Luck. in West Coast Magazine.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-11-05

than all Other Diseases put together. and until the last
lev Year, Wa supposed 10 Be incurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced q local discasc and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly failing
10 cure with local treatment pronounced n nelrsble
Science has proven Caiarrh 20 be constitutional dis
eA. and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Hairs catsrrh Cure manufactured by y. j. Cheney
Co. Toledo. Ohlo n the only Constitutional
The market II taken Internally m do~es nom u
DROPS 10 teasp0onfu IL acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaees of the system. They oner one
hundred dollars for any n falls 20 cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials
Addres; ,. CHENEY A 90. Toledo Ohio.
aold by Druggists. fbc
Take fIAils Family Pus for constipation.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-11-05

w the school provided the next question hand s
/ Ut shau the folks have for bcstr
Ts In the sketch OFFER good suggestions for focks
artistic lines The little boys suit Of the
models Is Russian blouse suit OF fine twied
vth wideb English embroidery the collar.
a., sketch on pink chaie n
the dainty little embroidery the shade
The yoke Is OF tucked PINK nun WIN TOW OF hshaembroid
the collar.
,,, drcss Is for Is IL
waist the gde and band the skirt OF old
saline little round collar OF real baby Irish lace The
| of cream color net,
~ Is pothlng quaint Mother Hubbard dress
tho sketch is entirely by hand OF French
little should be OF real vaenciennes but II this
had then Of machine should be
| pnk ribbon IL through the beading at the waist
a yearod girl IL dainty little
shoulder braided
same tone side OF grde
srIshed with The guimpe
"A rub tucks and trimmings OF vaiencennes lace