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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
WHAT ONE WOMAN THINKS OF MAN WHO
WOULD BAR PADS, PALNTAND FALSE HAIR
BY JESSIE PARLON

= Mr.. Glenn of Whitfield, Ga, fair
ly hates himself He has a crouch
on, a good. old fashioned, kick-the'
cat, upset-the-rain-b barrel and tear.
up Aunt Jerusha's white geranium
Crouch.
He Is the patriotic statesman
who introduced bill in he
Georgia assembly to protect poor
man from woman's wiles.
Since reading the provisions OF
that bill must confess to an I'M
holy curiosity concerning Mr..
Glenn's past!
Whisper. where did you learn 1t
all, brother?? What! Dropstitch
hosiery, the proper kind OF pads,
the rose that fades when you kiss
a maiden's cheek and other such
fIivolities are not taught in the
public schools.
Listen, Sweet Things that make
the summer resort worth while.
And you, too. dear Home Staying
girls who make the desert town
blossom like a crimson rambler
in your frilly, fuffiness, and hip.
less, up to the minute figures.
This Glenn person would con-
denim you to perpetual hideous-
ness. He would strip away the
innocent deceit OF frills, and bloom
O. youth. brunei and blond puffs
bought by the YARD. all that proves
your woman heart.
The bill provides that If any
woman, maid or widow, shall be-
tray into matrimony--mark that
phrase, my sissers-any unsuspect-
ing male subject of Georgia by
scents, paints. powder or perfume,
cosmetics, artificial teeth, false
hair, iron stays, corsets. pads,
hoops or high-haeled shoes, low cut
waists, lnger lace, variegated.
dropstitch, or rainbow hosiery, the
marriage shall he null and void.
Oh, heavens, are the male legis-
lators Of Georgia so bereft of fe-
male relations? Where was this
Glenn persons mother. wife-but
no, he must be a bachelor-grand-
mother, aunts, girl cousins. sisters
or even half-sisters. that they did
not smother him with a pillow be-
fore he perpetrated such a libel on
southern chivalry and American
common sense!
Dear Mr.. Glenn, let me whisper
q word in your legislative ear. 1t Is
the business Of every normal wom-
an to get married.
To do that she must be pretty
or reasonably so--have a tolerable
figure, fairly good complexion,
and be attractive.
AS long as men demand pretti-
ness In their wives so long will
women be bea1tiful-if they have
to buy beauty in the shops.
1t is the law OF supply and de.
mand. You wouldn't sit out a
dance in a secluded corner with a
girl whose complexion looked like
tanned leather. whose figure re-
sembled a bag OF oats tied In the
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
Upton LOVES the
YANKEE Athletes

LONDON, July 28.-American
athletes who participated in the
Olympic games are guests Of Sir
Thomas Upton today aboard his
yacht Erin. Upton presided at
luncheon in their honor. Later on
the yacht Upton praised the
sportsmanlike conduct of the
Americans and derided the British
ers. charging that they are not
game losers.
The Erin took the visitors on a
cruise around the Isle of Wight.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
Dancing at Liberty Lake

Nolans orchestra furnishes mu-
sic every weekday evening for
dancing in the new pavilion on the
big Liberty lake pier There's al.
ways breeze on the pier" and the
bathing is perfect. Trains leave
Spokane Terminal at $40, $50 a.
m, lis, Sis, 1885 and 1915 p.
m. Special evening rate soc round
trip on 1885 or 1915 trains, return
ing $50 or 1870. ***
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
TENNIS CRACKS ENTER

Joe Tyler, tennis champion of
the Country club last year, who
lost the semi-finals to Freeman at
Vancouver, with Wallace McBur-
ney will enter the tournament at
Tacoma and Everett next week and
the week following.
McBurney won the Northwest
championship at Portland a few
days ago. There will be stronger
opposition in the Tacoma and
Everett matches
Next year the Northwest cham
pionships will be played in Spo-
kane on the Country club
grounds.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
The Seat of the Trouble

poor Brown! / fear his mind is
failing"
What does the doctor think Of
his case?"
"Oh, the case is all right. It's
the works that are Affected
Judge.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
BALL GAME RAlDED

Three men were arrested for
gambling and one for interfering
with an officer IN a raid yesterday
at San Francisco on the gamblers
betting on the Coast league base.
ball games. The men arrested are
Charles Roland. Charles Dodge and
John Wilson for gambling and
Fred Fairchild for interfering,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
BASEBALL BREAKS UP

The Wallace baseball team has
disbanded owing to lack of pa
tronage. 1t was the best team ever
assembled in the mining town. The
Wardner and Mullan teams will
probably also disband.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
THEATER
AUDITORIUM

The closing week of the Shirley
Co. preceding short vacation is
given to Mother and Son." the
story Of a woman with something
of past. Laura Adams has the
leading role.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
WASHINGTON

There's nothing too good for the
Irish in "a Bit O. Barney" play
eddy the Edwin Keough Co. this
week. The bill carries four other
numbers.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
A Verbal Bracer

"My wife" said the first clubman
always mixes me cocktail when
/ go home feeling frazzled."
You're in luck" declared the
second clubman The best | get
Is chin fizz."
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
PANTAGES

The Whangdoodle quartet in col
ored comedy is making a lot of fun
this week. They are one of the
best numbers on a FIVE act bill.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
NATATORIlJM

Little Dolly Dimples." by the
Grace Cameron Co. at the park
theater. supplemented by a big list
of outdoor attractions.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

lace. He played a great fielding
game and got single out Of four
times at bat. Rogers was the only
Indian who couldn't hit Hardness
safely.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
STOPPED THE FIGHT

The police of New York last
night stopped the scheduled 10
round fight between Billy Papke
and Sailor Burke.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

Greatest dead trance clairvoyant,
spiritual life reader, oldest, most re-
liable spiritualist. business and test
medium, deep psychopalmo reading OF
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you well and strong in thought. pur-
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814La RIVERSIDE. ROOMS Sc
PACIFIC HALLS
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NATIONAL LEAGUE

st. Louis IL, Philadelphia 20;
Cincinnati 10, Boston 1916; Chica-
go 3-5, Brooklyn 1-6; Pittsburg a,
New York 3.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
AMERICAN LEAGUE

Detroit 4. New York 2; st.
Louis 6. Washington 0: Chicago l.
Philadelphia 2; Cleveland 3, Bos.
ton 4.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

Help wanted-Wanted today, 437
men and women for a first class
shine for cents at the new Ros-
ton Shoe Parlo-. N 127 Washing
ton ST.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

Lots. Lots. Lots. 800. 800. 800.
East Spokane, the manufacturing
district between o. R. & N. and N.
P. r. R.; 81 cash, balance 81 week:
no interest; no taxes. Sparks Bros,
14-10 Bernard St
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

Green cut seasoned yellow pine,
81 per rick, three ricks $3.50.
o. M. Johnson. Phone 2700.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

cooper & Co., collections. 410 Co.
lumbia building. Phone 9392.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

Any face blem,sh removed without
pain or scar guaranteed. The
Derma Inst, S24 Riverside av.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
HELP WANTED MALE

Wanted for Army-Abie-oodIed un.
married men between ages Of 81
and IS; citizens of United States,
OF good character and temperate
habits, who can speak. read and
write English. For information ap-
ply to Recruiting Officer. 1851
Howard ST., Spokane, Wash.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

Good general blacksmith wants
employment; no horse shoeing.
c, Press.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

Loans on furniture, piano, horses.
etc. A. A. Barnett, 624 The
Rookery.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

HAVE YOUR SHOES REPAIRED
IN THE NEW WAY
Women's half soies sewed for soc
Mems half soIes sewed for. :. .75c
Phone 1885 and we will call for
and deliver your repairing.
LIE CLAIRE SHOE CO.
1923 Riverside.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

Spokane Trunk Factory-Trunks,
travelling bags and leather goods.
Store 8 Stevens st. Phone 324S.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
ATTORNEYS

M. T. O'Connor, attorney and
counselor at .aw; civil, criminal
and divorcements. Room sos Hyde
blk. Phone 1880. Residence,
Main 7106.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Situation wanted by very indus
trious man; not afraid of any
kind Of work. r, Press.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

Chubb prints business or calling
cards cheapest. Fone 9349. 5
and 6 Golden Gate block. 1874 River.
side.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

CHOICE CANNON HILL LOTS
Reasonable, and monthly pay.
ments. Also choice lots In other
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28
HON ESTEAp

HOMESTEAD
Half million acres of land soon to
be opened near Spokane. News
and authentic map just out.
RESERVATION INFORMATION
AGENCY,
22o WALL ST. SPOKANE, WASH
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We buy your secondhand bicycles.
California Cycle, 8 Riverside.
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Wanted-10O loads dirt, corner
Post and Main. Call knight,
Main 4068.
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GRAY & MccuNE CO.
Phone 800. First Ave. and Wall
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Classified Ads
Miscellaneous
& Real Estate
Opportunities
LYNNE HOTEL.

LYNNE HOTEL.
319 Wall st., right ~ the river:
no nicer place In town for regu-
lar or transient roomers; coxy.
quiet and respectable; secluded
but close in; only ~ blocks from
Riverside av.: rear entrances from
Post st.; hot water all the time:
moderate prices.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

Choice five acre tract, close to
car line. five miles from city:
$1,000, $50 cash. balance IS per
month; sub-irrigated land; a snap:
see this. Sparks Bros. Phone
1947. Ia and 16 Bernard st.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-07-28

GEORGE A. WEDGWOOD
Express. Transfer and Storage
Office s15 Bridge. Phone Max. 2542.
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Pine wood. $500. Sparks Bros.
IA and 16 Bernard st. Phone
1947.
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The place to eat and get your
moneys worth. Peacock restau-
rant, 107 Division st.
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-25
Blames Boy for Vote
on Hughes Bills
Congressman Fasseff Says "NOf'
Was Inserted in Message
TO State Senator
SPECIAL prsPArcH 10 The CALL

SPECIAL DISPATCH 10 THE CALL
ELMIRA. ~ T. April 24.-Congress-
man J. Sloat Fasset. says that mes
sage he sent to Senator Cassidy In Al
bsny from the Washington ONCE OF the
Western Union telegraph company.
urging the senator to vote for the anti
racing bills. was changed in trans
mission by the boy operator in the cap
itoI at Washington so as 10 give the
impression that Congressman Fassett
desired the senator not 10 lend his sup
port TO Governor Hughes measures.
The simple insertion OF the word not
in this message Is declared 20 have
caused the legislatures failure 10 pass
the bills. as their fate hung on one
vote
Congressman Fassett did not know
until he met Senator Cassidy at the
state convention in New York that the
telegram had been falsifed The rea-
son Fassett did not make a statement
before this he says. IS because he con-
stdered II Senator Cassidy's affair and
not his own Cassidy declares he will
vote for the Agnew Hart bills at the
extra session called for May r.
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-25
Liquor and Drugs End
Officers Career
Lieut.. AIbin L. Clark Is Quietly
Retired on Account of
Disability

Broken in mind and body through
i'll health and excessive drinking.
Lieutenant AIbfn L. Clark OF the Thfr-
tieth infantry and formerly regarded
as one of the most promising officers
at the Presidio. was quietly retired on
the ground OF disability last week and
will be. taken TO Washington, d. c..
today and there placed in the govern
ment sanitarium- The retirement was
conducted with as much secrecy as
possible and the first news regarding
il was from Washington. when the
action OF the local retiring board was
indorsed.
Lieutenant Clark was appointed
from civil life four years ago. OF
handsome physique and brilliant mind.
he soon became popular in society and
among his brother officers. While out
in the Philippine islands he fell a VIC
tim to neuralgia and then took to
drink and drugs He made a brave
effort TO rid himself of his weakness
on coming back to the United states.
but was unsuccessful.
When his regiment sailed away from
San Francisco for the islands Septem-
ber he was not to be found and a
search discovered him at the Jefferson
hotel. completely under the influence
of liquor and drugs He was taken to
the general hospital at the Presfdio
for treatment. but since then his re-
lapses have been repeated and his
brother officers, seeing that his mind
was giving way. took him before the
retiring board
Colonel George H. Torney, a SER
geant at arms, and two attendants
will accompany him back east Lieu
tenant Clark comes from q prominent
family of the middle west, his father
being a newspaper man of note and
standing In St. Louis. He IL 20 years
of age. and considerable sympathy is
felt for such disastrous ending of
what once promised TO be a brilliant
career.
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-25
AUTO RIDE FOR JACKIES
Los Angeles Program Ends
With Naval Procession

Los ANGELES, April 24--The scattered d.
visions Of the American battleship neet will re-
assemble early tomorrow morning and continue
their journey toward San Francisco A run Of
seven hours tomorrow win bring tie feet to
Santa Barbara for q I've days stay. Flower
shows, flower parades. flower battles, dances Of
the flowers. informal dances on the canvas COW
OF the feet and formal dinners, receptions and
balls for the officers. together with a widely
varied program Of sports and games have been
arranged at this resort
Refreshed by the respite lull In the Los An
reles program Afforded today and by the cruise
Of 100 miles up the coast the officers and men
alike will enter vivsciously into the entertain
nent plans Santa Barbara has prepared with 90
much care The plans at Santa Barbara have
been u ade largely under direction Of Rear Al
uirzI Bowman H McCalls. retired who Il nresi-
dent Of the executive committee Of the Civic
league. This has given q personal interest il
the visit 70 most OK the senior officers OF the
various divisions
farewell tour OF the city IN automobiles II was
rare treat 10 most Of them and they rave evi
dence Of their run through the principal streets
Of the business and residential sections and or,r
into the suburbs Three hundred and strfv-f7Te
machines were placed at the disposal OF the
sailors the variety ranging from two passenger
runaboufs to the pcnderous sight seeing vehicles
which accommodated 90 or more. Even thar
there was ar overflow and the late cou,erx vere
sent out In IL special sight seeing trolley cars
Many Of the sailors assigned to the faffer
climbed 20 the roofs Of the cars and had aIroo~t
as good . tine as did their shfpuates n fhs
automobiles. Each of the sailors was provided
with fag- The parade was decidedly unique
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-25
Due de Chaulnes Dies
in Arms of Wife
Son In Law of Shonts Suddenly
Succun1bs TO MaIady Said
10 Be Heart Disease

PARIS, April 24-In the presence OF
his bride OF less than three months.
Emmanuel Theodore Bernard Marie
d Albert de Luynes daily. ninth duke
OF Chaulnes and OF Pfcqufgny and mar
quis OF Dangeau. died suddenly from
heart failure at IL o'clock Thursday
night In his apartments in the Hotel
Langham. in the Rue Boczador The
physicians pronounced the maIady en-
bolism of the heart
The due de Chaulnes and the duch-
ess. who was Miss Theodore Shonts.
youngest daughter OF Theodore p.
Shonts OF New York, Were married in
New York on February Is OF this year.
The wedding was a brilliant social
function. and the end of the brief
honeymoon was sudden and tragic.
month ago they have lived compara-
lively quiet at the Hotel Langham
The duke for years has suffered from
a weak heart and for some time had
been the subject of fainting spells.
Yesterday evening the duke and the
duchess. both in the best OF spirits.
returned from a drive in the Bois de
Boulosne- They dined IN their private
apartment About II o'clock the duke
was suddenly stricken. gasped for
breath and Immediately lost con-
sciousness- The duchess was seized
with panic and screamed for aid A
maid who responded to her cry was
huriedly dispatched for DIR. Iscovesco.
while the hotel management summoned
another physician The two doctors
arrived simultaneously at the bedside
Of the sufferer and vafniy administered
the most powerful sttmuIants
The duchess was holding the duke
in her arms when he expired She was
overcome by grief and kept vigil by
the body throughout the night
Theodore p. Shonts was notified by
cable of his daughters bereavement
and message was received from him
today saying that he would take the
first steamer leaving New York. and
come to Paris The dukes family was
notified this morning. and his sister.
the duchess Dues. who was at Biar-
ritz. started Immediately for Paris. To-
day Mrs H MilIington Drake and other
friends did what they could 10 COM
fort the distracted widow
The refusal of the hotel authorities
during the afternoon 10 give partfcu-
lars concerning the death OF the duke
led TO reports that there was some
mystery surrounding it. but these were
completely dissipated BY n Jeanton. a
police physician who made an exari-
nation OF the body in the presence OF
other physicians. and officially certified
that death was due TO natural cause
and that there was no necessity for an
autopsy
Tonight the body OF the duke was
placed in a double oak coffin
The funeral win not take place IN
til after the arrival or Mr. Shoats
from New York
II is stated in the evening papers
here thst the duke de Chaulnes wa,
addicted to the use OF morphine. Sew
eral empty bottles which had contained
the narcotic were found near his bed
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-25
FOOD EXPERTS PERMIT
SULPHURING OF FRUITS
Action Is Temporary, Pending
Investigation in Europe of
Use of Benzoate of Soda


WASHINGTON. April 24.-The board
of pure food experts will not go to
California or decide the question of
sulphuring fruits for at least IS
months. This decision was reached
after a conference yesterday. when ii
was decided to send DR.. Taylor. the
California member OF the board. to
Europe to study the use OF benzoate of
soda in preserving fruits.
Meanwhile the board viii continue it's
investigation of other problems. DR..
Taylor sail tomorrow TO be absent
until August, 1909. Immediately after
his return 1t is proposed that the board
viii visit California and then make a
decision as to fruit preservation. Pend
ing this decision the old order will be
held in abeyance and fruit growers win
be free to sulphur fruit as they have
always done
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-25
Police Are Blocked at
Every Turn OfCase

AA YSTERIOUS men spread
fV net of fear where police
seek information of sus-
pected dynan1iters-
Man who tried to buy mate
rials for nitroglycerin and his
comrade are held by Oakland po-
lice
Linemcn active at Schenck
home before explosion believed
to have been studying construc-
ton Of house
United Railroads lawyer makes
peculiar offer of aid to District
Attorney E J. Brown OF Ala
media county
Policemen guard new home
found by Gallagher night and
day and stop all suspicious char
acters-
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-25
CLEVELAND TOO Ill TO rRAyEY.

LAKEWOOD. N J.. April 24.-AI
though Grover Cleveland is said to be
slowly recovering from the attack OF
stomach trouble. he has not improved
sufficiently 10 return TO his home in
Princeton and the date or his leaving
Lakewood is still undecided.
The San Francisco call., 1908-04-25
INDEX OF THE
SAN FRANCISCO CALLS
NEWS TODAY
TELEPHONE KEARNY IS
SATURDAY. APRIL IS. 1908
WEATHER CONDITIONS

TESTERDAY-West wind; clear; maximum
temperature. g.; minimum, So.
FORECAST FOR ToDAY-wsrmer; fresh
north winds. changing 20 west. Page 10