The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-22

faithful Only one case of absolute outlaw " has harassed our ranks. but a man who has to work in Charleston may De excns- ed for many things. However, since The News and Courier acquired the Fat Hen and the Hong Kong Gander. 1t hes shown dispo:ition to remain faithful te the
 What you got to say about old Bill skillit of Henrico county and them perox- ides of Raucus Richmond?" shouted some-
 President Harrison blushed. stammered. and then collapsed "Discoverodr he was washington Herald saved a very painful sit uation by arising and singing very loudly. if not very musically. The Star spansied
 Frank Adams wept silently and sorrow fully during the effort of Mir. Nevin. Sew eral members tainted under the stress of ing the hall while session Is on.
 President Harrison had recovered by this time; and s sskea sssrstssy ss ws,ser or Ise various members They were read as fol- lows:
 The Austin ststesman--charged with boosting Texas pumpkin pie-a product used for paving purposes-as food for human
 The Houston Post--charged with invent ing those frightful myths. dirnpled and red headed widows; Texas mayor who gets only dollar year for his services. and Texas bass feed on rabbits. There were so many charges against this paper that the list was suspended, and one entire day set aside for considering this case. The Allentown Call-Charged with decetv- ing the public by claiming that Allentown is as good q town as Atlanta dhe most
 The Rome Tribune e-HeraId-Mccartney charged with writing pert things about wo, it. Also charged with nature -faking, in that he printed a story of the mayor of Thomasvile advertising for the owner of
 The Washington Post-charges against John Ottinger were almost as numerous as those against Bailey. One charge was that but he denied in bitterly.
 The Washington Herald-Paragraphe Nevin charged with frequenting Mullaney's because he could get the biggest glass of studs in Washington for git" Also with buying fish at the market and having him self photographed. posing as real disciple The Charleston News and courier--charg- ed with persistently and flagrantly violat- Ing the rules of the union.
 The Toledo Blade-Charged with at tempting to deceive the public by paneEyr- ics on thea Malodorous Maumee; also with trying to make people believe Toledo was bearable place to reside in during the summer.
 The Anderson Mail--charged with sass- ing the lady paFagraphers of The Elberton Star and The Brunswick Journal. with drawn as Carpenter said he'd been punish ed sufficiently
 printing pure fiction regarding the plenti- fitness and eheapness of fried chicken in | Georgia. (The Newark Star man was es- l pecialIy savage in his remarks about this. said he ordered fried chicken at a hotel and | they brought him something that looked Hd him $i 50 for it) Also charged with reckless conduct in attempting to matrimo- nialize Roweli, shope and Glessner. The Dalton Citizen--Charged with efforts | to make it's readers believe Dalton is as | large as Rome shope also charged with l rejecting one leap year proposal. EArf Al Ina uuu{f kax | ing a chronic grouch.
 | The Richmond Times-Dispa tch-Every sh | an organization. without first warning the | police authorities and having a regiment of military on duty-the real kind. not the The New York MaiI--Adams charged with the heinous crime of running a serial poem l (alleged) in his column to take up space | 50 he could extend his vacation. Bowdre J'hinizy of The Augusta Herald | Charged with talking about Pauline" toe much and spending too much time in North | Augusta.
 There were charges innumerable agains, scores of others but Secretary weiser threat. rest and a cople of gallons of near-beer He got the latter and Bailey almost started | another stampede by q statement that he believed he had discovered the capitol tiger
 An effort was made to list tabooed sup l tects. but the paragraphers demonstrated such salfishneas in wanting to put the pet hobby of every other paragrapher on the | blink, that committee consisting of Bal | ley, Adams. Nevin and Carpenter was nam. | ed to compile list of blacklIsted subjects l --and keep it to themselves.
 At this moment there a disturbance | at the door. and 1t was learned that Tho | Florida Times-Union man was at the en. trance with a couple of grips of Jackson | vilIe's chief article of export, and 1t reduir. ed desperate tactics to prevent the Georgia | and Alabama wings from doing the visitor | bodily harm. Promises of an interview later | pacified them.
 Heavy fines were placed on Grantlanc 1 strong and Paul Cook for non attendance | It is understood that Armstrong was afraid | to attend because he had embroiled severa | editors In personal difficulties over his l many questions regarding women Judd | Lewis was excused because he was engaged
 In writing an eight-column poem about Buff
 falo Bayou
 | saving he had started with trainload o i the stuff that put his village on the maI | was met with loud cheers and 1t was de l termined to suspend the sessions until thi
 arrival of his train.
 Members from Hattiesburg. Meridian. ant l Jackson. Miss, wired that the walking wa
 a bit rough and they were not sure of ar
 On suggestion of John Wells of The Bur
 falo News It decided to take secre
 ballot for the most popular and pertss
 ed every paragrapher present had one vote
 An announcement to the effect that ]
 was raining and Whitehall Street was III
 ed with the finest peaches in the world
 hrokA up the convention. Bailey led tn
 bunch He had gazed on the frowzy-haire
 and freckled Houston product SO Ions h
 was fannished for the sight of a real White
 If fhe police do not interfere there vii
 be another meeting tomorrow. Would Be Millennium Times. | OpeItka Post.