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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

of his triumph from being enjoyed by
The popular governor. The scheme,
however. deserves to fail, and prob
ably Will fail. Oregon is a Republican
state. and almost without question VIII
give its electoral vote to Taft. but j
cannot afford to so back on its word,
even for the sake OF keeping Ftapub-
lican senator at Washington.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04
JUST FOR FUN.
His ADVICE.

Here's a lady wants to know how
to remove grease from soup
Tel her to rub the soup brisltly
with soft cloth saturated With gaso-
line said the snake editor, who was
helping out with the Answers to
that day.-Kansas
City Journal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04
She Was Greedy.

Village Schoolmistress-As for you,
Willy Tompkins, yours is a double
offense Why didn't you give up your
apples when the other boys did?
Willy--Please. m, thought you
only wanted enough to make a pie!-
Punch.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

At the Rockefeller family reunion it
was announced that Mr.. John D.
Rockefeller was descended from no
BILE race. 1t must have been a noble
race for wealth. and for his achieve.
ment his ancestors may bo proud of
him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

How easy it is to say when religious
prejudice brings about martyrdom
that no religious question was involved.
The early Roman emperors said that
Christianity was not q religion and
proceeded to prosecute Christians.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

Mulai Hat1d's troubles are just be-
ginning. Heretofore he has only had
ADD el-Aziz to deal with. Now he will
have to deal with all Europe
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

MI parties promise and profess to
want tariff revision. stu it is far from
being SO sure as death and taxes.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

There has been a frost in Indiana,
and this two months before election.
No wonder party leaders arc worried
over the situation in the Hoosier
state.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

Our street cars are too slow" says
the Philadelphia Press. Undoubtedly
the result OF environment.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

Sometimes it is very hard indeed tc
choose between two evils. For in
stance, a parrot and a. phonograph.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

II renovated butter sells at thirty
five cents pound what is fresh but
ter worth?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

Foolisher notion never got into a
mans head than that the world owes
him living.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

a wag asks, What would be the ef-
feet of a guaranty deposit law on the
banks of the pIattc?"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04
Inverted.

Jane is wearing sandals now. She
wants to be considered literary"
tBeginninE at the wrong end, amt
she?"--Cleveland plain Dealer.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04
Sufficient.

Farmer Hayseed-You advertised
shady woods.
Farmer Corntassel-Wal there's
one tree for EN- to cut their initials
on, and that's enough.-New York
Sun.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

campaign fund knows no such
thing as tainted money.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

a man who can accept defeat
gracefully really deserves victory.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

Tho famous Debs RED Special"
leaves trail of sanguine talk.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

II this weather isn't Indian summer
it is first cousin to It,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

A house built upon the sand mixed
with cement is all ri-ht.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

The reckless chauffeur always objects
to a speedy" trial.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

Germany is pursuing a vassel-ating
policy in Morocco.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

The best made states of men and mice
gang aft agley.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

Cats and supcrstitions die hard.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

The thermometers seems to control
the coal scare,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-04

Actions speak louder than noiseless
guns.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

There is nothing more refreshing on
a hot day than long drink OF lemon
ade, but however anxious the hostess
may be to serve this beverage. she
very often does not have the necessary
ingredients on hand, or she may not
like to leave her guests to prepare 1t.
1t is Just for this reason that the sy-
rup that may be prepared by the fol
lowing recipe l. one of the greatest
of household conveniences: Extract
the juice from dozen lemons; CRATE
the rind of six of the lemons and add
it to the Juice. Let the mixture stand
for IL hours. or over night. In the
morning make thick syrup OF gran
ulatcd sugar and water. using about
six pounds Of sugar and Just as little
water as possible. as the syrup must
be both thick and smooth. When II
has cooled strain the lemon juice into
il; bottle in glass. being certain that
the taps are secure and alright.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

In warm weather put eggs in colo
water and they will froth better.
To prevent pastry from burning set
pan of water in the oven while 1t
is baking.
Never try to ice cake hot and let
layer cake get nearly cold before put
ting together.
Always use lard to grease your cake
pans, as the salt in the butter causes
it to stick to the pans.
To clean small pearls in jewelry or
mother of pearl use whiting and wa
ter. Never apply soapsuds, as 1t dis
solves pearl.
Any one who has tried to keep a vel
vet hat or frock clean does not need
to be told 1t is dust collector. This
trying trait may be turned to account.
A bit of velvet is a fine polisher for
brass. 1t quickly removes the dust
from woodwork or shoes soiled from
walking which do not need reblacking.
To remove old paint wet the place
with naphtha. repeating as often as
necessary; but frequently one appli'
cation will dissolve the paint. As soon
as it is softened. rub the surface clean.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

run of 1900 miles TO Albert N'yanza
on the northern border of Uganda. At
the southern end of this lake is the
mouth of the Semlike river, which is
the outlet for Albert Edward N'yanza,
shallow, brackish lake which lies
almost wholly below the equator.
Around this sheet of water, with the
Ruwenzori mountains on one side and
the marshes on the other, the sports
man finds the incarnation of his wild
est dream of an earthly happy hunt
ing ground" There Is connection by
river between Albert N'yanza and Vic
toria N'yanza, but the journey can not
be made by boat because of the numer-
Gus rapids and the stupendous Murch.
ison falls in the Somerset Nile.
Practically none of the equipment
for the expedition will be taken from
America, since they do these things
better" in Egypt. where they are ac-
customed to fitting out caravans for
the wilderness. Experienced guides
will be waiting at Cairo when the
Mediterranean steamer arrives, and
everything necessary for the next
part OF the journey Will be prepared
At each point of especial interest or
danger there will be native guides
prepared with the kind of parapher-
MALTA necessary for the country to be
invaded. Two American stenograph-
ers will form part of the outfit, and
to these the president will dictate his
impressions and experiences while
they are fresh in his mind. The
"stenos" will be required to tran
scribe their notes-before they get
cold-while the prospective author of
the worlds greatest book of travel
and the chase is out gathering more
impressions and having other expert
ences. to be dictated whe. the days
sport is over. OF course, Mr.. Roosevelt
will write a book. That goes without
saying. He is far too wise a man to
let such valuable material for "co, v"
go to waste. and yet he is not making
this trip for the distinct purpose of
gathering material for magazine ar
ticles. 1t is also not true, as has been
asserted in the opposition press, that
he is going for the purpose of secur-
ing genuine lion skins to be used
as rugs on the floors of Sycamore Hill,
since he was unable to make the pure
food law cover the adulteration of
! lion hides. Indeed. his purpose is
exactly as he gave expression to It
when the trip was first contemplated.
He is going to Africa to get away
from civilization, to recover from sew
! en- years of desperately hard work and
get his nerves into condition for the
remainder of his life work Mr.. Roose-
welt has no notion of putting IN to
the American people the question:
What shall we do with our ex-presi-
dents?" He will settle that little mat
ter of one ex-presidents future for
himself, in his own way and without
advice or assistance from anybody.
What his ultimate plans are he is not
telling. They must involve something
strenuous. since he deems It neces-
sary to hunt lions in order to get Tito
training.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15
TWO CURES OF ECZEMA
Baby Had Severe Attack-Grandfather
Suffered Torments with It
Owe Recovery to cuticura.

"In 1884 my grandson. a babe, had
an attack OF eczema, and after trying
the doctors to the extent of heavy bills
and an increase of the disease and suf-
fering. | recommended Cuticura and
in few weeks the child was well. He
is to-day a strong man and absolutely
free from the disease. A few years
ago I contracted eczema. and became
an intense sufferer. A whole winter
passed without once having on shoes.
nearly from the knees to the toes be-
ing covered with viruicnt sores. I tried
many doctors to no purpose. Then
procured the Cuticura Remedies and
found immediate Improvement and
final cure. NJ. W. LaRue, S45 Seventh St..
Louisville, KY, Apr. % and May IA. '07."
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Josselyn was feeling blue. He had
come home from his visit to New
York manager with his drama-in
rimed hexameters or something IKE
that" in his wife's phrase-under MS
arm.
AS he sat gloomily turning the
pages of his rejected manuscript. his
wife fixed her eyes on him somewhat
critically. He looked disheveled and
untidy as well as detected, and she
could not help noticing 1t. But she
was ready to do the wifely part and
encourage him to fresh efforts.
IF only you would pull up your
socks bit" she said. you might
easily make a hit"-Youth's Com
pnnion.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15
NOT EWES FAULT THAT TIME.
Childish Realism Instiiled Into Story
of Garden of Eden.

Realism rules the nursery. A GER
tain Philadelphia matron. who had
taken pains to inculcate Biblical
stories as well as ethical truths In her
three children, heard, the other day,
long drawn how.s of rage and grief
Offering down from the playroom. Up
two flights she hurried. to find on the
floor Jack and Ethel, voices uplifted.
Thomas, aged nine. sat perched upon
the table, his mouth full and his eyes
guilty.
whatever is the matter?" asked
mamma.
"Bo-oo," came from Ethel; I'VE
were playing Garden of Eden. Bo-o-o!"
"But what is there to cry about?"
Then Jack, with furious finger point
ing at Tom, calculated through his
tears: Gods cat the applet"-Bohe
milan Magazine.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

In making cream puffs. boil one cup
hot water and one-quarter cup oil but
ter till the butter is melted. Take
from fire and add enc cup OF sifted
-four in which has been put one tea
spoonful of baking powder. Stir un'
III a sort of ball is formed of the
dough. Set aside to cool while beat
ing four eggs. Add eggs ana peat
dough steadily for five minutes. one
tablespoonful makes a puff. Bake Tor
20 minutes in moderate oven. 10
make the filling use one pint OF mix,
four tablespoons of sugar, two table;
spoons of cornstarch, two eggs, COOK
in double boiler until timex. ANY
f,ayoring desired may be used.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

In order TO keep furniture and hard
wood floors looking bright and new, In
stead of using dry cloth for busting,
damien same with furniture polish,
rub well into the cloth. using just
enough to dampen lightly. 1t VIII last
several days without applying more
polish.
For floors make soft flannel bag to
slip over end of the broom, tying with
string TO fasten at top, dampen 1t with
polish same as furniture. This saves
lots of hard work and has fine effect.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15
stree. R.tGsy. in China.

The problem Of train trafhc in
Chinese city presents peculiar diff
cuIties, in view of the crowded con
dition of the streets and the lack OF
familiarity of the people with time
saving devices generally. The con-
structior of new tramway system in
Shanghai has been practically com
pleted, although the current Will be
turned on at first only In sections
where the inexperience OF the Chinese
drivers and conductors will be less
likely to have bad effects. Upward
of 20 miles of tracks have been laid.
and the tram routes have been divided
into II sections, over which the pas
senger is entitled to travel-the first
class fare for one section being only
2h cents. Each car is divided into
two compartments. not on a color ba-
sis. but rated according to fares paid.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

The steel piers of the new East
river bridge, which is in the course
Of construction short distance above
the old Brooklyn bridge. are now a
prominent object and excite the in
terest of all who cross the river by
bridge or boat. This will be he
fourth bridge to span the East river
Two are already completed. the
Brooklyn and the Williamsburg
bridges. third. the Blackwells
island. is nearly finished. and it is
expected that it will be turned over
to the city by those who are construct
ing it by the first of January next
Wall Street Journal.
Oil and truth will get the upper
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

After cooky dough has been pre-
pared instead of using cutter in the
old way turn out part of the dough at
o time on bread board and with mana
roll a long round roll about fve inches
thick. Then with a sharp knife cut
off in small pieces about one-half inch
thick: place in baking pan and give
plenty Of room to swell or spread. VIII
bake in perfect shape and is much
uuicker
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Press can of corn through fruit
press or sieve, removing all the meat
from the grains of corn. Throw away
the little hard shells. Put in a kettle
with three cups of milk-half wafer
can be used, but all milk Is richer'
one tablespoon of butter salt and pep
per to taste. Make thin thickening
of water and -four and add. cooking
Is minutes. Remove from fire. stir
we'll and serve.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Wooden boxes to stand upon In clos
ats when one needs to reach the high
shelves will be found great addition
tn the house and saving to the
chairs. Save all wooden boxes and
stain them to match the WOODWORK
and fit them with casters. A hingei
cover makes the box useful recep-
tacle for shoes.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

the elbow rested 6If the bottom. Then
he gently drew the pole back and
forth. and when he felt a fish strike
the shaft he knew that salmon was
probably crossing over the pole, so he
gave 1t quick jerk, drove the hook
into the fish's side and hauled it up
on the bank.
This is called snagging salmon
Correspondence Forest and Stream.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

lifting, languor. dizzy spells and rheu-
matism. Before / used Doan's Kid
ney Pills." says Mr.. Winney. Il
weighed 143 After taking 10 or IL
boxes l weighed 1872 and was COM
pletely cured"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents bcx.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

saw Indians on the Chilcat river
fishing day and night. The fisherman
walked along the bank carrying a pole
on the end of which was barbless
steel hook.
Tossing the hook end of the pole
into the cream he turned it SO that
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

To all who enclose
postage lie will re-
ply, telling h ow
Doan's Kidney Pills
cured him after he
had doctored and
had been In two diff
ferent hospitals for
eighteen m on I h s, .
suffering Int en- 8 9
pain In the back.
lameness. twinges
when stOOping or
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15
rrx MurIne Eye Remedy

For Red Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes.
Murine Doesn't Smart-Soothes Eye PAIN.
All Druggists Sell Murine at Scots. The 4s
Page Book in each Pkg. is worth Dollars
in every home. Ask your Druggist.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

After putting bread into pans scrape
mixing board and bread pan, putting
all scrapings into flour sitter. NOW
sift flour back into chest and thro"
away scrapings. This wastes no hour-
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

At the age of 40 man gets busy
and looks for some OF the money ne
threw away at the age of FL.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Take care Of the minutes, for tire
hours will take care OF themselves
Lord Chesterfield.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Use Aliens Foot-Ense .l
Cures Ired nch hing sweating feet he. Trial package
free. A. y. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

So many queer things now harien
every day that people have lost faith
in miracles.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the reduces In
nammation. allays pain cures wind collie 2Sc bottle
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

One way to bay experience Is to
speculate In futures.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Many a man is out of work be-
cause there Is no work in him.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Music isn't necessarily fragmentary
because It comes in pieces.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15
PROOF FOR TWO CENTS.
II You Suffer with Your Kidneys and
Back, Write to This Man.

G. w. Winney. Medina. N. Y. in
vites kidney sufferers to write to hill.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and bsEbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positivelycured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness or nervous Prostitution.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided Thousands to
health. Address. Lynn, Mass.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that 1t
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

The Kind to slffer.
That automobile of yours certainly
does get on my nerves."
"On your motor nj -ves. l suppose.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Oil and truth will get the upper
most at last.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

A neat sign bearing the name of the
farm placed near the road SO that II
can be read by passersby gives char
acter to your place. People think as
they pass that the place that has an
Individual name must amount to some
thing In picking a name let some
characteristic of the place receive
recognition.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

No one would think for a minute
that he had right to invade bit of
woodland upon a farm and carry on
firewood. and why should 1t be thought
that the wild fruit growing in such
place is any the more public property?
Anything growing upon mans land
is his property. and should not be dis
turbed or taken without his express
permission.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

A morning feeding about eight
o'clock will act as an inducement to
keep the fowls around the poultry
house until after the egg-laying duty
has been discharged for the day. Many
an egg is lost by turning the hens
out early in the morning and giving
them the range OF the farm.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

However fancy the breed OF fowls
may be. the front yard is no place for
their yarding. Reserve the front OF the
house for green sward and foliage and
flowers and relegate the chickens to
the rear However. keep the chicken
yard and house as clean as though
they were on display.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Intensive farming and extensive
farming sound good deal alike, but
they are vastly different. Intensive
farming means that the farmer is
making the small tract pay, while ex-
tensive farming too often means that
the farmer is spreading himself over
so much land that none of his work
is well done and his margin of profit is
little and well rather than much and
poorly.
Cases of founder in horses can be
treated successfully by the following
method recommended by DR.. Adam
son: Poultice the feet with warm
bran mash put into bags and tied OIL.
Change the poultices twice a day and
continue poulticipg for week. Then
mix two drains cantharides with one
ounce of lard. Rub a little of this
around the coronets with the fingers
and let It remain on for "a hours. then
wash off and apply little lard. Then
turn the animal out to pasture for a
month or two.
About the only cure for the hard
mixer is to sell her OF and buy an
easier mixer. The ease with which
the milk may be drawn from the I'D.
der is natural characteristic OF the
individual, Just as the ability to con-
vert food into flesh is characteristic.
Some animals fatten much easier than
others and there is no way to pre-
vent them from converting the great
er part of their food into flesh. The
same. is true of the characteristic in
question. Some animals are harder to
milk than others and we think there is
no reliable method to overcome the
difficulty.
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

1t seems at the present time that
the graduates Of the state agricultur-
al schools of the country are finding
no trouble in getting located. The
young man who knows the science of
good farming and how to apply It
commands SIS to 500 month, with
his board and lodging, and lives cas-
lily; comfortably and wholesomely. The
farmer, who can do SO. should give
MS sons. the education that will thus
lift them to the heights of their &C.
cupation. Young men trained SO that
they can command such financial re-
turns for their services to others can
use. their scientific training ito still
greater profit for themselves. THE sci
gentiflc farmer; who Is worth 500 or
$3.50 month TO another man, Is
worth 5000 to $500 to himself If he ap-
ply science to his own soil
The Lamar register., 1908-07-15

Don't dope yourself unfortunately
when you feel unwell. More people
recover without the use of medicine
than with its supposed aid. Give ma
ture a chance and she will do more
for you than, all the self-prescribed
medicine you can pour down your
throat.