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Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-04-04
PET PIG WAS KILLED

I thought l would write you a let
ter. had little red pig, but they
teachers name is Miss Mae Slater.
She is nice teacher. My school
chums are Mildred Pickens and Flor
ence Kelso. l do not like to go to
school very well. My Sunday school
mate is Bertha Green. am sending
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JUNIOR RECEIPTS.
NUT CANDY.

Two cups of sugar, melt slowly IN
frying pan. Have cupful of chopped
nuts ready when melted, add nuts and
q small piece of butter the size of a
walnut No water Flavor with van.
nilla.
Marie Whitmore. !,
Batavia, Iowa.
r. F. D. No. 2
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have little niece. Her name is
Vella Blanche Smelling. She has big
blue eyes and black curley hair. She
can laugh out loud and is only three
months old. She got a gold ring for
being named after her cousin.
Ada B. Kirk, age 13.
Ottumwa, Ia, Riverview.
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FRED cHRIsTY, LENA's TEACHER

Dear Editor,
go to school, My teachers name
is Fred Christy. | think he is good
teacher. My studies are reading
arthemitic, grammar, physiology and
spelling.
| like to read the Junior letters.
Lena Mcclure. age 10,
r F D No s Flors Ia
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came along path close by and pick
ed grass, and the birds sang their
sweetest songs to him.
Soon they learned to fly and al
ways lived in the Forest of Thurin-
gen" where the sun made golden the
landscape and trees.
Esther Mendenhall, age s.
Richland, Ia, R. r. No. 8.
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A LITTLE ROCKING CHAIR.

am little rocking chair and 1
belong to a little girl ten years old.
The little girls name is Susie, and
she takes good care of me-
She has had me ever since she was
five years old She rocks her doll with
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-04-04
LITTLE sIeouRNEY BOY WRITES

Dear Editor,
| am going to school. My teachers
name is Mae Rodgers. am in the
third reader. am at at home now
Well | will say goodbye,
Otto Day,aged 9,
SigOurneN La.
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HERBERT ONLY FOUR YEARS OLD

! will write a letter to the Courier
Junior. am a little boy lonr years
old and will be Eve in June have
a sister Her name is Cecil. I have
some cousins. will close for this
time. Herbert Criswell, age 4.
207 Keota ST., OttImwa, la.
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Two tablespoons butter, 1 cup *
sugar, l cup sour milk, dissolve l tea.
spoonful soda in the milk, cups az
flour, cup seeded raisins, to be adj
ded before flour, / teaspoonful ground
cloves. 1 teaspoonfnl ground cinna<
mon. Bake in two layers ~
Ada B. Kirk. age "a
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off for Teddy bear. For pets 1 have
a cat named Bell, a dog named Bus
ter had little red pig, but they
butchered it Saturday MY birthday is,
the 10th of May. have a sister Is
years old. Her name is Lily Scott,
and have sister Is years old. Her
pame is Agnes. l will close Tor this;
time. Yours truly,
Martha Scott.
Ia "a -.
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Dear Editor
I am little girl years old.
haven't gone to school any yet but in
tend to go this summer.
For pets I have one cat and one dog
Spot is my cats name Fannie is my
dogs name.
Minnie Adcock, age Z.
Chllicothe. Iowa.
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GLOVE CAKE.

Take one cup of sugar, u cup but
ter, cup milk, 2 cups -four, cup OF
raisins, l egg, 1 teaspoon of soda and
1 teaspoon each of cinnamon and
cloves. Mix and bake.
Mae Shaffer.
Douds-Leando Iowa.
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BESTAS WAS A BELOVED CAT OF
MINE.

When l was a very little girl l used
to play with Bestas. She would let ne
hold her. She was born in 1901 and
about omnth ago she disappeared
and think she is dead because she is
so old.
will close for this time
Dorothy Puffer.
Bloomfield, Iowa.
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MY FIRST DAY At SCHOOL.

I started to school on March 30, 1906.
/ started in the second room and
Miss Allen was my teacher
l begin studying hard and went in
to the third room. Then I was put
ahead one class and I am now in the
fifth room Yours truly,
Oscar Root
Ottumwa, Ia, 312 North Court st.
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LIKES HER ALBUM.

I have received the postcard al
bum you sent me. 1t is very nice.
No one around rere has one near so
pretty 1t is much nicer than | ex-
pected thank you very much.
B. Angelina Mend entail,
Richland, Ia, r, r. No. 8.
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WHEAT MUFFINs.

One cup of milk, teaspoonful of
sugar and 11A cups of -four. / egg, I
tablespoonful of butter, level tea
spoonfuls of baking powder
Mabel Skirvin, a9e q
Agency, Iowa
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Ottumwa, Ia, r. R. No. 8.
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MINNIE WRITES AGAIN.

Chillicothe, Iowa.
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a<ji1ao-
1<ja>1D- hing

q Chinese 5airy Gale
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ADA AND HER LITTLE NIECE.

Richland, Ia. r. r. No. 8.
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SPICE CAKE.

Douds-Leando, Iowa.
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Granslateo 5rom Che Ser
an Of ernst Don Dolzo9en.
Sy Bertha 8onou.

CSfOU KNOW the story of the
III porcelain Chinaman that
~ stands on the corner shelf in
the parlor, always oobbing it's head
and sticking out its tongue? No?
Well then, | shall tell it to you at
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JUST A COMMON THIMBLE.

Ottumwa, Ia, 500 Boone Ave.
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Lucas, Ia, R. R. No. 1.
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NY HIGH cHAlR-A TRUE STORY

Chillicothe, Iowa.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Hs Approved That Plan.

It was said In the Norton family
that Uncle Hiram had no ear for mu-
sic, as he failed to appreciate the vocal
efforts of his niece Margaret. But IL
his ears were defective his pocketboolS
left nothing to he desired.
"We've been talking over Margaret's
voice." said dauntless and tactful
relative who had been delegated to
approach Uncle Hiram on the subject.
'It really seems as IL she ought to
take lessons and practice regularly.
Her mother talks of selling little Of
her mining stock for Margarets sake"
Uncle Hiram's keen old face wore n
mutinous expression.
"Have to practice two, three hours a
day, l suppose?" he said duly.
ooh, yes" said the venturesome rel
ative; then she had sudden iDspira-
tion.
'It would he best Of all II she could
60 abroad Tor two or three years." she
murmured thoughtfully. "but Of course
that is out of the questionable ex-
pense"-
"Never you mind about the expense!"
broke In Uncle Hiram joyfully. "If
she can &c abroad-a good long ways
abroad--to take her lessons and do her
practiclng. I'll foot the expense.
Youths Companion.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
ereaser Joss's Place.

You kin brag of city caffeys and their
trout from streams and lakes
OF their meals served a In carty and
their mushrooms and their steaks,
But the grub at ureaser Joses Is the
finest ever dealt. r t
Come, hombrey and Jest tuck 4 bowl of
chile meath your belt!
The music's kind o. skimpin'. and It don't
It's dealt out by half breed and mighty
bad guitar.
But old Jose is a winner when It comes
to mixin' dope,
And the first smell Of his chile "a give d
dyin' hoss thief hope.
There In sometimes rough stunts doin'
and p'raps some powder burnt,
For the men who eat at Jose's all tine
p'litcst ways nint learnt.
But good food is like 10 most things that
are scarce and hard to get
It's worth some risk In trailln' and a-inak-
In yours. you bet!
So Jest como with me to Jose's. where
there aint no mont stunt
Where the tablecloths 10 minus and a
napkins an affront
And you'll get bowl OF chile thatll warn,
you through and through.
10 come with mo to Joso's. YOU tenderfooi
Denver Hspublican.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Pleasant Prospect.

A young fellow in Pittsburg intend.
ed to ask her fathers consent the 9th.
er evening. but changed his mind. He
has decided to wnit till the old gentle.
man is disabled from fall on the ice
or till something equally propitlous
turns up. 1t happened In this way:
When he rer.led the house. the girl
met him ut the door, pearly teurs steal.
ing down her fair cheeks.
"Oh. George" she whispered. II am
SO glad you have come. PLEASE go into
the library and see If you can calm
father; he is so excited and Is raging
about. knocking over the furniture and
breaking things"
Certainly" George said briskly.
"What is the matter with the old gen.
tlemanT'
I'm sure don't know" she said.
"He was all right. and just began to
tell him that you wanted to marry
me" me."-Lippincott's
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11

FLASHING THE LIGHT OVER THE GRASS.
the whims of red headed servant
girl. where would we have been now!'
"Then You are delving, are you"
81 am. If can contribute anything
to the general knowledge OF the world
by a little effort on my part feel 1t
my duty to do so. | have spent very
little time in investigating. and yet it
has not been entirely thrown away.
What would we have known of nat
ural history IL hundreds Of men had
not delved? But for the fact that Rev.
Mr.. Long, the naturalist, has spent
years and years I'm the forest, would
we know that when children are lost
a wolf takes 1t upon himself TO lead
them home? Would we have learned
that when a bird breaks its leg 1t acts
as Its own surgeon by tying splints
around it?"
"And you were helping along the
cause by looking among the bones,
bottles and cans I'm the back yardy'
suggested Mrs. Bowser
Mr.. Bowser didn't reply for five min
utes. 1t took him all that time tc
flush red and white and keep from
yelling out at her. When he had final
ly got hold with his toes on the floor
he replied:
"If you want TO know what was
out there for can tell you. There
were some gentlemen belonging to the
Naturalist club in the Office today, and
the question came up as to how crlck
cts passed the winter. They contend
ed that they burrowed In the earth be
low the frost line to reappear In May
ard contended that they died Of hun
ger and cold and that the crickets Of
next year would be born of eggs de
posted in the grass. l stepped on
into the back yard to make prelimi
nary Investigation"
"But what do you care whether
crickets die Off or not?"
"What did the world care whether
Stevenson invented his locomotive Ol
not? am not caring so much for my
self. but for the generations that are
to come after Inc. The evenings hav,
grown cold. We have had frosts. II
the crickets burrow they are burrow
ing now. If they turn up their toes 1
ought to be easy to find their deai
bodies In the grass"
ashanti we run into Green's littl'
while toniGht| she asked to chang
the subject.
"Not tonight. We can run int
Green's any time. II Is still night
with a touch Of frost In the air. Their
couldn't be a better night to Invest
gate the cricket problem. II solve
IN the manner ! expect to, ] want :
write out my discovery and send It {
the daily papers.> am now going {
take q little walk and may not b
back for an hour or two"
every we'll" replied Mrs. Bowser 1
resigned tones, realizing that any oil
jections were useless.
Mr.. Bowser put on his fall overcoa
and hat and took up his cane and lef
the house. AS soon as he got outsid
the gate ne tried to look like a natr
salist who was on the eve OF greu
dlscovery, but he didn't make much q
: SUCCESS at II. An old woman cam
Nloag ana stopped him and asksd for
~ -. = a. Z. 4
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11

into each of t.,e otter double crochets
the two nearest threads or the last
made double crochet and proceed as
before to end of row, turn chain,
and repeat from ., working to and fro
for IL rows, that is until there are IL
loops at the lower edge. then add 6
chains at the top of the row, turn, and
work back as before; work rows OF
the so stitches in the next, leave
IS stitches unworlcd at the top (for
sleeve), work 10 chain, turn, and pro-
ceed as usull for 5 rows more, then
leave stitches unworkcd at the top,
and work 12 more rows; increase for
the second shoulder ard work like
the first, leaving opening for sleeve
between the fifth IN 1 sixth long row.
against decrease and wcri, another IL
rows for the other front; join the
shou'der-pieces with single crochet.
For the sleeves: Commence at the
underpart and work the same stitch
as before all round the opening, :,
catch the last stitch to the first, turn.
and work back again. Repeat from
Tor your rows. counting forwards and
backwards as l row. Decrease each
of the first rows by passing over 1
stitch at the join; for the edge OF the
sleeve, work double crochet into
the, first stitch, chain into same
stitch, pass i, double crochet, 5
chain and another double crochet in
the next, and repeat all round the
s.eevc. Work all round the top and
along both sues of the opening In the
same way as round the sleeves
Helen Grays. ef
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
FOR THE HOUSEWIFE.

A cloth dipped in strong cider vine-
yar will clean mica. y
Ordinary fine salt should be kept on
every kitchen washstand since It Is
splendid in cleaning stains from the
hands.
Chcesecloth "towels" for silver and
glassware will be found more desira-
BILE than crash, as they are free from
Int.
Remember that salt raises the TEN.
peraturo of boiling water, thereby
making vegetables cook more quickly
when it is used.
Serviceable yet handsome towels
are made of huckaback with one or
two inseis Of heavy torchoR lace
above the i,or,stitched two.inch hem.
Shoemp',ers "sprigs." variety Of
headless tac!ss. should be used to fas.
ten dowa lincleum. They hold firmly.
yet arr iaY;sible and do not damage
the lirh!eur,.
a safe rule for the hanging of pic
lures iB 10 have the middle of the pic
ture on a level with ones eyes-un-
less one i3 unusually tall; then II Ia
better to fave 1t rather low.
A pair of sharp scissors IL a kitch-
en- convenience desirable in every
household. For. trimming bacon and
ham and trimming salads, scissors are
very serviceable implements.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
A Wronq Tin.

A well known Chicago merchant was
once asked to talk to the boys of n
business school. He prefaced his ad-
dress by few extempore remarks.
Boys" said he. "as | approached
the entrance to this schoolroom OBJ
served on the panel of the door word
most appropriate to an institution Of
the quality most useful tYthe average
boy when he steps into the field of
business. Can you tell me what it is?"
"Pull!'' shouted several Of the pu-
pills, with burst Of laughter, while
the Mortified merchant recognized that
he had taken his text from the wrong
side of the door, Philadelphia Ledger.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Stockinu Modas.

There Is decided change in stock.
ings this year in that the plain mesh
has taken prominence over the lacy
5penwork.
These plain stockings OF silk or
,hread are of the gauziest and finest
texture and are more often than not
1nite plain, Still there are some beau.
tiful embroidered designs. preferably
in delicate flower patterns In con-
trastlng coiors or IN large fiat spots.
the exact color OF the stocking.
Stockings should match the shoes
rs far as possible, but a rather pret-
y fancy Is the wearing of bright lapis-
azull bite silk stockings with black
Jumps AS an accompaniment Of the
ratnraf colored silk and linen gowns.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11


She couldn't drive a nail in straight.
Not even OH a stunt
She couldn't throw stone a rod
And hit an elephant.
She couldn't saw board across
And make the angle right.
She wouldn't kin mouse. although
1t bothered her all night.
She wouldn't miss a gossip feast
For anything you'd pay.
She couldn't hear a secret but
She'd give It all away.
She couldn't hold her tongue an hour
Unless she were asleep.
She couldn't skip q bargain sale
Where everything was cheap.
She couldn't do a lot OF things
That men can do with ease.
she couldn't knock three base hit
or shin up lofty trees.
But she can take . great big man.
Enslave him with a thrill
And twist him round her finger ana
Remold him to her will.
-Someryille Journal.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
At the Minstrel Show.

"Mistah Bones," began the corpulent
end man as he twirled his tambourIne,
"my old father always told me to make
money like hot cakes and the world
would respect me-"
"Hot cakes am too Slow" yawned
Mr.. Bones. 'If you wants de world
to respect you desc days you hab to
make money lax bananas"
LAX bananas! How am datT
ain punches, Mistnh TambO, In
punches. ."-Chicago News.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Hard Water Bad for skin.

When removing tan the quality OF
water one uses for bathing has much
10 do with tho skin, and hard water Is
decidedly Injurious. II there Is the
slightest tendency to that keep on the
washstand box filled with equal
Quantities OF powdered orris root and
,lcarbcnate OF soda. Put enough OF
his in the watW to give slight per.
'umc and you will have a delightful
cnic. This may be USED as often as
lesired.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
A VEST FOR INFANT
PRETTY BIT OF CROCHET wonK
FOR THE eABy.
Directions for Making q Warm Wool
Garment That VIII Be Both
Pretty and Serviceakle.

One or white Shetland wool, and a
rather thick bone hook about No. 3
or 10.
Work a chain of 46 stitches, turn
and work double crochet into each
stitch. turn. 5 chain, pass the hook
through the two nearest threads OF
the last made double crochet, that Is,
the curved thread and the front or
nearest, top thread, draw the wool
through both loops at once, and finish
like ordinary double crochet; repeat
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
B0NSER'S LATEST,
Tries to Solve Problem What Be.
tComes of Crickets In Winter.
POLICE INTERRUPT HIS WORK
Queer Actions Result In His Arrest,
and He Has to Give Up His investi-
sations--Taken Home by an Officer
Under Protest.

Onoor FroteSt.
Copyright 1907. by T. C. McClure.l
When Mr.. Bowser rose up from the
dinner table the other evening, he
passed through the kitchen into the
back yard, and after three or four
minutes the cook came in to Mrs. Bow
ser and askedi
And can you tell me what's going
to happen now, ma'amW
'How do you mean"
"why, Mr.. Bowser Is looking for
something in the grass out there and
lighting a match now and then. If the
gas meter is to he blown up or the
water pipes bursted. want to get out
of here"
She was assured that nothing in the
line of tragedy was likely to happen,
and when Mr.. Bowser came In he was
asked IL he had been hunting for a
lost pocketknife.
1T was just preliminary investiga-
tion," he replied.
Investigation of what? wish you
wouldn't be upsetting the girl with
your mysterious actions. You keep her
on the ragged edge all the time"
"Mrs. Bowser If the men who have
been delving into the sciences for the
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Tho Proper Term.

Knox-You and Dr, Jones are part
ners. are yon nOit
DR.. Smith-Oh. no We. often consult
together and attend to each others pa
tlents in case of abselicc. but we are
In no sense partners.
Knox-I see, He Ia what might he
termed your accomplce. Detroit Trib
une.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
soutache on All Sorts.

soutacho trims all sorts OF gowns
from cloth to gaize. On a gray silk
muslin gown the wide hem OF the
skirt is elaborate with vermicellis OF
The fine braid In the self tone. The
,rnamentation Is repeated on the bte-
tellev and kim0no sleeves. y,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Rsvensins Himself on tho Profession.

Say" asked the wild eyed man,
limping into the chiropOdist's Office,
"can you cure buniOn?"
"Yes. sir" answered the chiropodist.
"Can you do 1t In short timer"
"Yes, SIR"
"Permanently?"
'Sure Take this chair"
"No, thanks" said the caller. whip
ping notebook out Of his pocket and
making an entry in 1t. 81 don't want
anything done. am merely making
collection of monumental liars.
have found another one. that's all.
Good day"
Turning on his heel, he limped out
Chicago Tribune.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
DREAMS BY GARDNER
LimekiIn Clubs President An.
nounces a New Stock Of Them.
HAVING A BULL CHASE you.
Sig, That Things Have pwindlcd Along
Until They Have Finally Reached a
Climax and Can't Be Put of Any
Longer.
copyright. 1901

Copyright. 1901
"My frens," said Brother Gardner Of
the Limekiln club after the. routine
business at the last regular meeting
had been disposed Of, 1--WE has been
dreamin' old dreams and seein OLD
signs fur long time past. think de
time has come fur sunthln' new. IL de
Guild race am gwine to keep up wild
de pursession, den old things must be
dun away wild. What Guild folks
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Gradations Of Crime.

'That censtnlilc who followea ton
or about the stage with II wrrrnnt for
breach Of contract mighr have lroyoE.
ell the man to worse crime"
II suppose you nienh assault and
batteryT'
mo. But In his excitement the sing
sr might have uttered n false no.e."--
New York Times
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Female lanorance.

"John, they don't ever sell dress
goods In Wall street. do they?"
"Gracious. child. what put such an
absurd idea in your head"
"Well. I'm sure ] heard you the 9th
er day talking about wash sales."-Bal-
timOre American.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Timely Aid,

II see that Money bags has come for
ward with a hair million to help out
In this financial trouble"
"Yes. Bat II he wished to relieve
the trouble any why did he wait so
longY'
"Well, you see. he wanted to he sure
the tide was coming in before casting
his bread on the waters" Judge.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Speaking of His Relations.

Judge-What are your relations to
the defendant?
Witness hope my relations are
nothing to him. If they were. I'd dis
own all Of them!--Yoniers Statesman.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
snuinn hInr nal..

look outr criei the friendly wal.
rus, Here comes hunter after yoii- :"
II don't give wrap" ,eiMrtIed the
fur hearing seal. disnpprnrInG benentli
the waves. Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
Not Vet, but Soon,

"You seem to manage remarkably
well on your housekeeping money"
"Yes. The tradespeople haven't sent
In their bills yet."-New York Press.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11

Mother--IIarold, why did you take
your little sisters candy this morning
Small Harold-I don't know. NAM
ma. Perhaps I'm kleptomaniac.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11

Little Ethel docking at picture books
Elmer, where do you spose Adam
got the names for oil the animals?
Small Elmer--W Why, from the diction
ary, of course.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-11
BY THE LITTLE ONES.

Amusing Sayings Out Of the Mouths
Of eabss.
Mrs. Neighbors-It's too bad Of you.
Mildred, to worry your mamma SO.
Little MIldred-Eluh, you don't know
mamma! She worries me more than
worry her.