davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

Magazine Writer Ito stenogra-
pher)--Break up these compounds
and CUT cut the hyphens. Don't you
know l get paid by the word?-
Judge.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

Reeds that a fact that you have
given your automobile name?
Green-Yes, named it after my wife.
Because it is unmanageable? No;
because it is always running people
doWn.-Yonkers Statesman.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

Il trust this may be read by many
sufferers from Kidney and Bladder
trouble" writes Mrs. Joe King, of
Woodland, Tex. L suffered four years
and could find nothing to give even
temporary relief. Our druggist at last
induced me to try your so days treat
ment of Pineules for 81. This one bot
tie has cured me and money could not
buy the value it has been to me. Guar
anteed. Sold by Z. I. Whitehead &
Co.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

Opportunity knocked loudly at the
mans door. But the man was busy
discoursing On panics, their habits
and habitats. So opportunity grin
ned and ambled along .-Pittsburg
Post.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13
The Undiscovered Country.
Edmund Clarence Stedman.)

Edmund Clarence Stedman.)
Could we but know
The land that ends our dark uncer-
tain travel,
Where lie those happier rills and
meadows low
All, if beyond the spirits inmost ca
vii,
Aught of that country could we
surely know,
Who would not 90?
Night we but hear
The lowering angels high imagined
chorus
Or catch betimes, with wakefQl
eyes and clear,
One radiant vista of the realm be-
fore us
All, who would fear?
We're we quite sure
To find the peerless friend who left
Us lonely,
Or, there by some celestial stream
as pure,
To gaze in eyes that here were love-
lit only,
This weary, mortal coil, were we
quite sure,
Who would endure?
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

Foley's Honey and Tar cures the
most obstinate coughs and expels the
cold from the system as it is mildly
laxative. It is guaranteed. The gen
uine is the yellow package. E. T.
Whitehead &, Co.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

Wife-Well, I declare! Here's an
old school friend Of mine who has
jast made . fortune Busband-AiI
right, E1y dear. Go ahead. Tell me
that you might have married him
Pick Mn-IIr.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

First Man (proudly)-There was 3
time, sir, when I rode in my own
carriage. Second Man-When your
mother pushed it, / preSume.-Cir-
Gle MAGAZINE.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

II you haven't the time to exercise
regularly, Doan's Ruslets will prevent
constipation. They induce Il mild, easy,
healthful action of the bowels without
gripping. Ask your druggist for them.
25 cents.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

whats the matter with him
now?' Lord knows. Doctor gave
it the name O. one O these new dis
eases, an we've sent for q dictionary
an hired 4 man to spell it on the in
stalinent plan!"-Atlanta Constitu-
Ion.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

l feel" said the Boston girl, that
| have been on earth before in some
remote period" The glacial, may
be" ventured the reckless man.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13
PreDarinr for E,n2orrencv-"l

Preparing for Emergency" Now
that you have accepted me-" said
the happy young man, "I'm going
TO SET NY life Insured IN your favor"
PERHAPS you'd better attend to that
before We spring our eog&Geme nt on
papa" responded the girl. Then he
knew he lad won practical help
Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salya Is best for cuts, burns, bruises
and scratches It is especially good foT
plies. Sold by +. Z. Whitehead / Co.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

"Of Course she's pretty, but she
doesn't lock as if she had sense
enough 20 know her own name"
She doesn't half the time. You see
she's Just been married to q Polish
Aobieman. "-PniIadelphia Press.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

john Gilpin was taking his famous
ride. "Qualifyinc for the army"
he gasped.-New FORK Sun.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13
2 new one !

Pinesalve CarJoiized acts Ike poul-
ticc, draws out inflammation, and poi
son. Antisepitc, healing. For chap
ped hands, lips, CUES burns. Sold by
Z. 7. Y hit.hnal 4 CO.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

Pretty nearly any man would "a
Their have & Government job than be
able to earn his iiving.-New York
Press.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

Dr.. Miles Anti Pain Pills relieve pain
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1908-02-13

CITIES OF THE UNITED STATES.
|. A toy; q part OF mans clothire;
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-05-28
Ser glibableiter inn Salmllb.

Nfan bot iib i6on oft ooriiber ge-
itrittell Oh oas 9lltertum cine 8orri6=
trna gefanllt babe, an Der elm glib
unlb1olid 5ur groe nieoerfobren
fonnte. Son allen 8elpeiien bierfiir
lit eigentlib MIR cine bon Oiini6en
in leiner gaugeididte oes 9enoera=
Senpels peroffentlibte Snidrift itib=
BALTIC geblieben. gln Dem un1s Sabr
100 b. CIR. 81 0enoera in ggppten
erribteten @atortenpel beri6tet NAM
li6 cine ssni6rift, baB 5pei Sol3-
lnaltell Die nit &itpfer bei6lagen
llno an belt SpiBen pergoloet maren
arfgeridtet Ieien, linn 5n breden
oos aus Ser Sobe fommenoe llnmet=
ter. 9lu6 an Dem ettpas dlteren
Soros=Sempel 5u Gofu In Sberegpp-
ten itanoen ebenals bier Wfalten
aus 9lfa8ienbola, BON oenen cine
Snibrift er5dblt: uslls elm @eidipi-
iterpaar raeen iie gum Simmel, be-
i1lagen nit &upfer Des frernoen San=
oes, gum 9lbpebren oes unpetters
oes Simmels." Ginen iteuen 8eueis,
oab bas 9lltertltm beoba6tet batte,
oaB Ser 8lib llni6aolib an lnetalle-
men, @egeilitdnoen sur @roe fabre,
finoen mir I'M Salmro, Soielta Cab
batb MI. 9ort beiBt eS: User ELL
giien iteat 8ipiiden @efliigel, iiber-
tritt oas @erbot Der yea6abmung
beionii6er Siten, gum S6ute gegen
8lib uno 0onner lit es ieood) 81 tnn
erlaubt." @eger Die beioniibe Site,
blanfe 0egen eegen oas ltnlpetter
alf5uridten, BON Der ibon &teliaS
aus sSnoien berihtet, eifern iibrigens
nod ipGter als Die Salmuoiiten 8arl
Ser @roBe uno s9ernarous bon Siena.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-05-28
Nnf,, ma.
Seit iiber 60 Sahreu

id]on murDe Ufrs. BinsIop's Sootb.
ing-Sprup bon Miaionen BON Weut-
tern beim 3abnen Der &inber ange.
penoet. @irlt 9n I'M Sblafe onrb
oas 6dreien zines &inbes geltort,
bas I'M 3abnen lit uno bor S6meraen
peint9 8enn 10, laiie iofort cine
Jlalde bon vMrs. @inslop's Sootb.
ing-Sprup" bolen. Sein 8ert 1T
lnbe5abIbar. gs miro Dem fleinen
2eioenoen iofort 2inoerang peri9af-
fen. 9erIaBt eiih oarouf, Mitter,
es iit fein StpeifeI oariiber. @s beilt
Oiarrboe, reguIiert ben Wagen ntlo
oie geieren, beieitigt @ino.aolif, er-
meidt ben @au1nen, berbinoert @nt'
aiinouna uno itGrft oas ganae gu
item. uMrs. @inslop's Sootbtng
Sprltp" fir 5dbnenoe &inoer tit on.
aenebm i'm @ei6mad; oas Ie5ept
itornlnt BON einem Ser 1eiten ipeibli-
den @erate in ben Ser. Staaten. es
lit Bel alien 0rugeiiten in Der gon5en
geIt su baben. 8reis 25 Gents per
SIoide. aouft tlidts anoeres als
,,Wers. 8insIotp's Sootbing Sprnp.
@arantfert 1tlter Der 5000 ano
9rras 9lfte, 80. ssuni 1906, Serial
gsilnlmer 1898.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-05-28
gssrbprgene Wefabret,.
Die Matur eiebt seitise 8arn,tmsen,
bic fein 8eiuubner Sam Mnto'
aipts tgnprteren IDllte.

@efa6r Signal 9eo. 1 folnnlt bon
Sen s(usi6eioungen oer geieren. Sic
lparnen gnd, oaB Die Nieren franf
iino. @eiunoe geieren ergeben cine
flare, bernlteinbele Sliiiiigfeit.
&ranfe geieren ei1en oiinnen, blei=
6en uno i9dun1el1oen o0er einen
oiden, rotten, iibelrie9enoen llrin,
-hon bon 5ab. 9ie 4usideibung lit
nrlresellndBig.
@efabr=Sisnal go. 2 fonunt bonn
9fiiden. gfndenl6mer5en f6mer nno
n1a6tig ooer fur5, i6arf ofut, er5db-
len gnd, oaB bie 9eieren franf nno
@aiierindt Diabetes unb 8rigbts
&ronfbeit int gln5uge fino. 0oan's
geieren Bilen beilen franfe gieren
uno beilen fie permanent. Sier 1T
ein 3eugnis bon 5an glntonio.
Wers. so. g. Sreemann,
912 Sans Ctr, San 9lntouio, Ser.,
iagt: v9oan's geieren=Bil1en furier-
ten mid BON meinem geierenleioen
uno i6 BIN frob, iie ernpfeblen 5u
fonnelt. Sd litt febr biel an &iiden-
i6mer5en ltno bies erinnerte mild
5uerit bara1l oaB i6 cine geieren-
franfbeit babe. Damn ipuroe Die @f-
tion meiner gaieren unregelmaBig
unb mein aagemeiner @eiunbbeits=
.5uitanb puroe i6le6ter. Sd bolte
mir bonn 8erar Drug Store cine
S1o6teI 9oan's geieren-Bilen uno
begann iie gu eebrauden. Sic bal
fen mir iofort uno na6oem id iie eis
ne 5eitlong genon1men batte, NOR i6
bon nleinen 9eierenleioen pollfonl-
men gebeiIt.. Die Sdmer5en iinb ber-
idmunoen, bie slftion Der geieren tit
poaitdnoig regelmaBig uno i6 BIN
piel frGftiger tpie friiber.1
Gum gerfauf BEL allen Sdnblern
Breis SO Gents. Softer Wlibnrn
60, Buffalo, Seem gorf, alleinige
Mgellten fir bie Ser. Staaten.
grinnert @16 oes gemnsens -
0oan' g nno nebut feline an-
0eren.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-05-28
3ur 9srube sebanst.

9lns Betersburg lpirl beribtet:: SsStl
einen1 2anoe, mo oas y8ombenIplel"
Die 9ieblingsbei6aftigung Ser flei=
nen &ir1ser lit, bern1ag cine gead"
ri6t, tpie fie fiir5lid Die Betersbur-
ger vgorie.l5eitiug" peroffentli6te,
faum nod beionoere l1e6errai6ung
berbor5urufen. Die uSeuneiie So
rec" BON Srel feierte eine froblibe
3uiammenfunft uno oabei paro aub
iiber eirliee politiide 8erbre6er ge-
ipro1erl, Ole iifngit bingeridtet tpo-
rem. n@ebangt 5l1 lperoen nub ein
i1redlibes @efiibl ieinL" benerfte
elmer Ser ianeen 2eute. sid no, !"
entgegnete elm Mnberer, lin @egen-
tell, es lit Die angenebnite Mrt 81
iterben." uSait On DieIleidt auit eli
men geriud gu ntahen2" erpioerte
Ser grltere. Ser @eoanfe fan6 Mn-
fIa1g uno Ser 5reuno oes @dn=
gems mettete aisei Ouseno 6Iafden
gbampagner, ooB er oos grperi-
ment NIT 8erg1tiigen our1naben
mone. Die gan5e @eieaiboft 5os in
gebobener Stimnung auf eirl abge-
legenes fleilles Gut, nnl BORT oen
geriud IN S5ene au ieben. Man
antiilierte iid oalllit, cine 4rt 4riegs-
geridt eiil5uri1ten uno Der @efan-
gene tpurbe Damn feierlid gum gooe
onrd oen Strid peroanrnt. Gin
@algen mar idnen improDftert un0
elm Strid f6nea gefunben. @ber als
Der iunge @aeenlltige ben Strid am
naften @alle fiiblte, eine bod cine
8erdnoerung oil linn Dor. gr err
haBte, sitterte uno lpeieerte fid, ben
uSder5" gu gnoe gu fiibren 0o6
Die Mnoern maren 5lt aafgeregt, iie
lpollten iih ben SpaB nidt entgeben
laiien uno Dor 2aben briilleno RITZ
len iie oem Spfer ben Stubl uftar
BEN 5iiBen meg. sSssll f1rbtbaren
&pnpnliionen ibmebte Der &orper in
Ser 2uft. Oas S6redlide oes @n=
blids iiberpaltiete Die iueenolihen
uSbarfrihter", nnh bon gntieben
getriebefl, itiir5ten iie oaboir obne oa-
ran 81 oettfen oerp llngliidliden &a-
meraoen los5uihneioen. Gin Oienit-
Madden, oas ourh oas @eidrei ber-
beigelodt mar, iab ben &orper nno
ibnitt enti6loiien BEN Strif ab. gs
mar I'M lebten @ugenblif. Der uSin-
gerihtete" NOR bereits beipuBtlos,
uno erit nad langipierigen 8emiibur-
gen geIang es, ibn pieoer ms 2eben
5urid5urufen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-05-28
Seras a ..

Die vyeo Men", Die befannt-
lid ibre Sabresfonpention in 9ou-
iton abgebalten baben, baben belbloi-
len, nd6ltes SSSabr in CORPUS gbrilti
5llanlmen 81 fonlnlen.
@us 8ropnipooo miro gelnel,
Oct, oaB bort bas Sonntagsgeieb ieBt
nit unseneiner Sdarfe ourdgefiibrt
pirb.
9ei eineln San5pergriigen III
Mmntanspille, 6apette County, ipuroe
Elm iiinger 8obnle namens Soc Sfu.
lima our6 Meiieritide idper per-
munoet.
sSn Coma 5irfllliert cine Yeti-
tion, in Der @ouperneur Campbell
gebeten miro, ben Heeer Wionf @ib-
Jon, Der pegen @rmorbung Der So
mile Gonoitt gum Sooe berurteilt
lit, nidt gu begnaoigen.
Die Yrobibitions- -Hartei bat III
9aflas cine Transformation a6ge.
bolten uno 0elegaten 5ur gtational-
fonpention ernannt. Die Gelegater
ipuroen iflitraiert, fir Or. Granfil
aIs Observation-Disclosures 81
itimmen
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GiieubaDuz JaDrpIau.
q. u, & u. q. Sabm

~9abb gr0det@<8ug mad Soufton, @aIbeiton
Beaumont unb Orange. @bfabrt llbr abenos
2[nfunft 7.55 morgens.
9sadb &errebine, Mbfabrt $50 noreens Mn
f1nft bort t1.30. slbfabrt bon aerrbiue l1b,
na6ntttass. Mnflnft in Gun Mntonio 7.5C
abe1bs 9f1ir San1itags mad aerrbiue: 4 llb,
na6mittaes. Gidrabrt bon bart Msontags 8.
noreens, &nfanft in @an antonio $50 NOR
gems.
9sad guero, goatunt, Souiton @aIbeito,l
@ibbines, @odeeIe, Cameron uno. gBoeo. alb.
fabrt e45 bormittaes, Mnfrnft 1lbr moreens
saa6 geebtne. gorpus gbrtftt, aIiee, Matbts
Mranfas 9aB, 9fodport, lbfabrt 1.50 na6'
m.:taes urb 11br nbenbs. slnfunft 7.55
morgens uno 1.50 na1mittags.
9sad6 SaIfurtas, sbfabrt llbr aberbs Mn'
f,trft 7.55 moreens.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-05-28
sab-seras-Jarm.2 .2anbereien.

100000 Slider biuiges, ret6es
Sorlnlanb i'm arteiiiden @iirteI bon
Siio-Seras, in geueces, Cameron uno
Dupol Counties. Maes 2a1o 1T tiefe,
idtpar5e, roIlenbe, Mesquite Brairie
uno tiefer, i6ipar5er, ianoiger 2ebm.
Seine Steine, gutes 8aiier IN ge.
ringer Siefe. GeuBerit geiuabe Sc
geno Dos 2ano lit ausge5ei6ret fit
gaunllpoae, Corn, Mlfalfa, @ein.
trauben, Sraneen 3itronen etc. uno
liegt an Ser Giienbabn. 8ir berfalt-
fen in Bar5ellen bon eelpiinl6ter
@roBe. Sir peitere Snformationen
lhreibe man an Die y
Werman.Imerican 2anb So.
9llice. Nneces Co., Seras.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-05-28

auf ser gon5en 5abrt meroen an1eri-
fa1liihe &oblen bannbt neroen.
- 9ie 2eide bon George Glin-
ton, oes erlten @oupernenrs BON
Stem gorf, lit bon @oibington, no
lie nabe5u Elm Sabrbunoert ol1f ben1
aongreB=&ir6bof gerubt bat nab
&illgiton in Seem yorf iiberrnbrt
iporoen.
- Mlnliral Grptpninibielo, ipab-
reno oes &rieges nit Sponien pisl
genollnt, iit in Wilooelpbia, in Sol
ge elmer Speration geitorben.
= Man bat allf Der N@uinneB' :
iben Sarm nod nebr menidli1e
anoden gefunoeu uno glaHbt Ieef,
oab nod meitere 2eiben bort ber-
graben 1ino.
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spmtberm Vacific Babm.
Wietorta 1ibiiion, q. q. & 9. VI
(0nlt sbore.)
M6faprt

ga9 guero, 8ietorta, Sort 2abaca, Corpus
gbrifti, gropnsbine, 0fio @ranbe. 9th.
G5oIiao, 8eebiue, @barton, Balactas uno
2ou1toH wv n'ptsetS
@nfnnft $50 apenos
Ser n@am SouftpnA nod guero, 9ietorta,
B1arton uro 5pufton:
Mbfabrt. ..... 7.65 abenos
Mnfunft 100 nrorgens
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W. 6. & 3. Babm.


METWVSI
Madh gaco, Sort g8ortb Sallas, aanfas eitp,
St 2onis uub gbteago, tdelt9 (Sunfef
9epoD -. 9.ou apenne
2ofaI5us bia @mitbbiue 7.3o bormtftass
alamo Special mad Smiibbtle. Souiton. Val,
beiton lo.zo doehoS
Mnfnuff.
Bon Chicago, st. Gouts, seanIas gitb, Sauas,
s5ort @ortb unb &.co, tdglt9 (Sunfef
SepoD i.oo ulutsel's
QofnIano bin Gntfthbiue 9.05 abenoS
MIamo Special bon emitbbiue. Soufton. @als
pefton 6.25 mcrgens
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Sas bette &lima Scr 8elt

iit ni6t frei bon &ranfbeiten, 5ieber
IN boberen, Walaria in nieoeren &C.
genoen mag berriben. &linla-gin=
fliiile 81 iibermin0en, Walaria, @elb-
iu6t Sieber llno S6ndde, lit @lec=
trio 8itters oas bette Mittel, oas @e=
genmittel ieoer Sorm bon Shipd6e,
nno Nerboiitdt. Inter @arantie ber-
faiift BEL @oolpb 9reiB un6 M. Gobn
& 60. so Gts.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-05-28

Ger belgii6e 8oniular-agent
in Der n1oroffaniiden Staot &abat
ioll BON Den gingeborenen niBban-
belt iein. Sultan slboul a5is ioa
i'm ielbit aus ieinen Saus eetrieben
boben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-05-28
y,adl Brownsville

Ser Bug oer Gunfet gictorta 9ibiiton, @b'
fabrt 7.O5 morgens, mabt in BIaeeoo Terbtn'
bnne nit oer @uIf goaft Cine fir Corpus
gbrifti, snfunft bort 4.55 na6mttta9s, Mntnnff
In grotpnsbine 9.25 abenbs.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-05-28

@eImdJt. @1der oeutider Sunge
fir aiibenorbeit geildt, einer Ser
etlpas bonn &o6en perltebt borge8o-
gen. 81. 2omntipeer, gonitantine
9feitourant, Corpus gbriiti. 8or 504.
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s. & 9. u. 8abm.

ssad alien 9torb<1erassg sgunftcm -.
4 116r uno born1ittags.
gta6 ct. 2ouis, Wsen1pbis unb benz Often
.....e .I.25 llbr nacbm. unb T. 45 nbenbs
9eaG Wserifo 1920 1lbr bornttttags.
Mntnnft
8on ct. 2ouis u benz Often, $50 mDrg.
Son ct. 2olis H. Dem Often, $50 n1org.
Son 2arebo linb Wegifo -. LOS na6nt.
8pn ct. Souls, &anias 9th s As abbs.
ct. eonis & Sun TraneiasD Basn.
Mbfa1rt.
9sad Sort Smitb, @prinsfieIb, Ct 2ouis, aans
fas gitb, gbicaeo (S. & 9. 81. 9epoD
o.ou aueHoS
Mnfmmft.
Son st. 2ouis, 8anfas gitb, 9aris, gbieago
1910 morgens
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
A Miss.

Commissioner Bingham of New
York said the other day of shrewd
western detective:
He is very shrewd, but he likes to
show off overmuch. There is a good
deal of this Sherlock Holmes business
about him. A Scotch Canadian wanted
to join the force the other day. To
make himself look respectable he
bought suit Of clothes from a friend
of his, stationary engineer. When
he presented himself at Headquarters
our Mr.. Sherlock Holmes was the first
person he had to see.
mr. Sherlock, looking up from his
desk, scanned the applicant shrewdlv.
shot quick glance round the room to
see that he had everyone's attention.
and then said, in his deepest, most i'm.
pressive voice:
"'Aha, a mechanic, I perceive.'
"'Na, MAJ replied the Scotchman.
"A Mackenzie"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
COMPEL No c.:
Staying OF RULERS El.Ni>
WITHOUT EFFECT.
Dsraei's Assertion That g. &c
ton Has Never Changed tie 1.s
tory of the World" Is rru:s1
Beyond Question.

Political fanatics apparently neye
will believe with Disraeli that q.
sassination has never changed T..
history of the world
In Portugal they evidently ho!>c
by the murder of the royal fami..
overthrow the monarchy. Repea.en.
some analogous notion has posses~-:
assassins They have always b.
disappointed, but it is aslC--ls.:.
how slightly the numerous po1il.~
murders have Influenced the ccus
Of history, says the Kansas City 81,
The killing of Caesar is an exa..iy.
of the futility of assassination. Il ~
done on the ground that he had 8
verified the republic and had est a
lishei himself as virtual dictul>
Brutus, one Of the leaders in the re
was the typical political dream.
high-m: nded, devoted to adval~
principles, impractical He failed 70
see that the character of the peep
had changed so that the old reIu)
was no longer possible and iE@
Caesar was dealing with the situai.:
as a practical man. The assa~5.n:
ton could not alter national chara-;~
SO it failed to restore the republic a
the Caesarian regime was conticu>
by the practical Augustus.
William of Orange, leader of IT,.
Netherlands revolt against Spain, =.
killed by order of the Spanish kl:.
But the murder did not pacify the :
surgents and the revolt was car:
through to independence by ct.*
leaders,
Henry ". of France, the greate
of the Bourbon kings, was killed
4 religious fanatic who resented /
tolerance toward the Huguerots. p
:he edict of Nantes, which gran:
freedom of religion, was not affects:
by the kings death. 1t remained 2:
fective for nearly a century and tlna'
" was revoked by Louis XIV. as ;
art of his general policy of unil...::: y:
the realm.
Alexander II. of Russia was ~>'3~
Tered by conspirators who hone "
sian autccracy The effect of IT, ~
;ossination was precisely the rc;o'.;
what had been planned. 1t l;:~
med that the proclamation anuOn :
ng the granting of a constitution w:
IN type when Alexander died. RS 81
depressed it and the autocracy 70
oore firmly established than ever. +
IS not until the lapse Of qua: .~.' .
u century had flooded Russia with !
ropean enlightenment that fire. g. Y
began to establish itself under cons
!utiCnal forms.
The murders Of presidents---G
lincoln, Garfield, Carnot. Mcki-.-.. -
.?@~e without political effect.
IL general, men in authority W|'t
stand for some definite policy re"
se*t at least a strong faction in =?
?ation. If they are removed fr~ -
&c &c by death the policy usually =? ::
EXPRESSION through another lead ~
TEo assassin cannot destroy t''o -
that his victim represents. That i
Why Disrae1i's assertion has prove;
approximately correct;
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
Proceedings
Of the Board of Comfy Commits
sioners, April 6-8

County Auditors Office, Worthington,
Mimi, Apr 6, 1908. 2 p. m.
The board Of county commissioners
Moss, Murphy and Chairman Swanberg.
Minutes of meeting of March 2, 1908,
were read and approved.
Application for cancellation of as
sessment and taxes on real estate mort
gage. held Il! by John McLeish of Rock
and referred to tax commission:
The following bids for boarding the
sick, per day. $780, cases that REQUIRE
night atr n9rs Gn per night sf;o9
Moved and Carried that the bid of
1da d F. Milton 70 be me afcsR pFi}
April T. 1908, 8 a. m.
The board re- assembled; all men,
bers present.
bridge on section line between section
Of Indian Lake and fs section of Rige
o'clock a. M, April 8, 1908.
The bids for grading on section line
between sections, 13 and "a, and be-
@ range rs n and be IN ak in tow aa
SHADES Hill; and grading on section
line between section s, town 191,
ton until April 8, 1908, O'Clock a. m.
The petition of Mary D. Hebig to be
set off with her land from school dis
trict No. 81 to school district No. Sc,
which was set for hearing April T. 1908,
at 3 o'clock p. M, on motion was de-
ferred for further action and set for
hearing May q, 1908, at 3 o'clock p. m.
Adjourned to April 8, 1908, 9 a. m.
April 8, 9 a. m.
E. The board reassembled; all members
present.
~ Sealed bids for finishing east room
in the basement of the court house
y were received.
# Commissioner ]. G.. Murphy made the
following motion, the same being Sec
onded by Commissioner o. D. Bryan.
u Owing to an error in the proceedings
relative to the letting Of contract for
grading to be done on the section line
between sections 13 and "a, and be-
tween sections IA and %, all in town
ship 1902, range 43; contract for finish
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
Two Sides Of the Street.

A drummer who had forgotten IT,:
difference in the laws of the va"i ~''~
+9+"s found himself on ore cccae:~~~
N bristol, through the main street CT
'~;@h town runs the Virginia-Te i.
'=:see line. He walked into {. I'll
store on the western side of the
;troot.
"Cive me a package of Turkish ci3
tret+os please" he said.
I'VE haven't any cigarettes, wa:
he reply, "but we can let you har
Utmost anything else you want, frcn:
.nornhine up.
The drummer was puzzled for a mo-
nent, but decided that he must have
misunderstood the clerk.
II want some cigarettes, he re-
,eated
mo cigarettes in Tennessee" an
swered the clerk, "but you can g.
them across the street. That's Viz
:,inia."
Thanking the clerk for his in
formation, the drummer crossed to .
drug store opposite and laid in 9
supply to last him across Tennessee
He had reached the door when E
thought struck him.
"Have you any morphine?" he
asked, turning to the clerk.
Sorry, SIR" replied the Virginian
''but they don't sell it in this state
But think you can get some across
the street. That's Tennessee"