The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-03-04
'Monsst pisasant Persons
WHIT ro sAY TopAY.
Table Talk for Bromide. Dursng the f Three Menfr
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g1b1e Talk for Bromtden During the
 Three Meals.
 Breahfast.--I tell you. I just want 70 go to the woods weather like this.--A great many feel. that way about it.--I started out on car to take < long walk In the country, but didn't--I hf Ps Ssvs a,ops Blamed n ns to se to Ma Gras every year but somehow never make it.---Llsten here to the paper. how that Florida Congressman exco- riated Bonaparte.--Oh. Bonaparte is nothing but name.--That Chicago police chief knew how to handle an- archists.
 Luncheon.--I. haven't any appetite on . day like this. but feel like l ought to eat something.-Yes, let me help Eou again: the first two times l gave you 80 liftle.-SOuthern people eat too re tnree bullets in ii him.peThsy er s ought p to shoot them down on sight.s--W ouldn't 1t be good idea to make them all wear red. like the lepcrs wearing bells. spend this afternoon just roaming around the woods by myself.--It does a man good to De alone sometimes.
 Dinner.--I find 1 can really say more on the days they don't print that Bro- mide foolishness.--Yes you feel like a copyeat--I wonder what that Indian woman with the thirty-one children wiii do now;-i thought she Dspcr said papers will say.-They always spell your name wrong.--I don't believe they care, either.--Well, those fellers have starve ssa e at p anything eise.-Ail the great men that started ip the business Quft 1t when they were young men.---I won der how much they get Tor doing noth- ary but they get everything free What makes me so mad about those an archists is the way they kill the little chtldren.--Yes they kiiled that poor l fN~r. pp1fn e in Chicago has killed The chiefs baby. They got him, anyhow.--I didn't know Indians ever told fortunes; 1. thought 1t s-Gypsies.--Thex are cer- tainly a picturesque ce.-They say there is a man at the Capitol that can. talk just like them.
 Red-Hairea Reader RebeIiious. %
 She Is a widow. She is a young widow. She Is a pretty young widow. That is not all; she Is a bright, witty and vivacious pretty young widow. Then. toe. she ,has red hair; not hostile red hair. not aDtagonistic in It's shade. not violent in it's color, but ailuring; se- ductive red hair; red with glints Of gold and bronze and other glories that make bsaTt the seaiHn ana of yss fe snow
 The ed-haired widow with all these charms reads the newspapers and she bouts very, prettily, when she peruses some unga1lant deprecation of the red haired woman, be she maid, wife or widow. Yesterday she had read sever- al in The Advertiser, and she was so moved that her intense denupciation of they were taken into The Advertiser from other papers as well as contrib uted by Driftwood--aimost startled The Placid Person from his well-bred com
 T am not going into a defense of red-haired widows" she cried with the most Charming petulance. -f-a Placid Person, as if he had heard the Ghost in Hamlet! "This fellow in the cellarage.". had sworn him by. all the gods that even the great Assyrian Poet Philosopher Rab- Dab had made up at his own sconyenfence. that he was not the guilty person.
 T merely tell you this: I am fond of animals. have about me. cats and dogs and parrots and 4canaries as If l were a SOFT ola maid instead of a---a-. a. we'll not unattractive widow. 6 have all those pets but want a don. key. and you may just tell the next sas $ows snTsnf as a aSfr sos soss
 "Goodbye'' And of she whisked. leaving Tae Placid Person determined haired widows so chat he would be | taken as a donkey or anythiug else the red-haired widow wished hm to be. S 5rs .aS,T Summer Dresses in BlOOm. It was such glorious day that even the gruffest land 1t must be acknwl- edged even by the most guilelesss some are gruff), had to be pleasant | persons. Of course such glory Of | warmth and light was rather unsea- that tTl' ali the h rush rush of of Winters business was not done and many had to work | in stores and offices. instead of lazy ing around ethe doorways or making | rt oh cd Ffa 0f a-W S. | the walls and their relaxed bodies. But | nearly everybody was so tempted that he was out for little time at least, lNand some were attacked with such | yirulent a form the Spring fever that l they forget ledgers and journals and 1 things to buy and sell and gave them | selves over to drinking ozone, which is alleged to be very good training for | the book beer season.
 All the pretty persons, who of course are never aught but pleasant ors perssons, s,,m mer dresses and whether they were in | new. bloom or not only their feminine friends might tell. To The Poetic Per son, who bsthought him of Omar's line, The Perfectly Apparel Person, The Per- son Who Periodically Appears at Po- lite Parties, they seemed just perfectly lovely.
 l The weather men, who are them l selves most pleasant persons, rain or l shine gave figures about 1t to the ef- feet that the maximum temperature
 
 | cared much whether that was mean or | not; 1t was not what the pretty per | sons called mean at any rate; they said l 1t was just too gorgeous for anything. | They only know that theNG. Q. Summer | T. had come. which The Prophetic Per l son could have told them several days l ago when he saw a wasp flying. He | said that was almost as good sign as ants, which are the finest sign in
 only The Pessimistic Person found fault He said it was getting too hot | for hi into wear his Winter coat.
 'fTake 1t off," The Placid Person calmly advised; while The Perfectly Appareled Person shudderingly nut tered:
 T say, my friend, get one of my patent cold air storage body tanks pure Para rubber, light. non-deteetibie, give you one free if you will try 1t and Rive me a testimonial. I haven't had a chance to make an experiment, and a letter from you would be the mak- ing of the project--
 And of course that broke up the meeting for The Impractical Person would have undoubtedly gotten on to the topic of the utilization of fought waves during sleep as. motive power to drive a psychic respirator in which he Is intensely interested.
 As Architects of Disaster.
 New York Evening Post.
 A handful of Kentucky Democratic members stood out against Beekham. defied his threats, withstood the sp-