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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-05-13

NhuSiOoI Odlly MAIL HAS lnS
following:
Some exchange possibly the News
and Courier-h has remarked that if, two
years from now, Hon. G.. c.. Feather
stone cts the support of all the news
papc, that have been applauding him
for W thdrawing from the ~gubernatorlal
in order to start the ball to rolling, The
Daily Mail will state that it proposes to
support him if he is in the race. Are
there any others?"
The LaurenS Advertiser Joins the
number most heartily. Who is next?
instruction makes strange bed-fel-
lows.
Note of warning: Make the Laurens
city sidewalks six feet wider-hoop
skirts, they say, will be in style again
by next season.
Hoop skirts and Merry Widow hats at
the same time. Heaven forbid
Resolved: That a college freshman's
cOlored hat band is more sensible than
a Woman's hat.
-
Lest it might be so adjudged we beg
to state that this is not Intentionally a
Program Issue" of The Advertiser.
-
Instructions to Denver delegates:
take only three drinks daily lest you
become drunk. The altitude of the
place augments the effects Of whiskey.
This week we begin the publication of
the serial story "The Princess Vir-
ginia." 1t is an excellent love story,
well written and interesting through
out, especially since it is a leap year
story. We hope our readers will take
advantage of the opportunity and he
pleased with this new departure.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27
DESERT FOR WHEAT LAND.
Arid Section OF Central Washington
to Be Settled Up.

K. H. Dunn, of the Dunn-Lawrenca
company, who has just completed an
extended trip in eastern Washington.
says the prairies near Priests Rapids
are to be made TO blossom with veg
citation as a result Of a $4,000. 900 ir-
rigauon scheme, says a Portland pa-
per,
This territory is all tributary to
Portland, and will slide its products
down TO US over the north bank
road" Mr.. Dunn says When the ir-
rigation system is complete. the en-
tire region, comprising many thous-
and acres, will raise fruit. vegetables.
hay and grain enough to supply a
large population, and this must be
sent 10 market through Portland. as
1t cannot be hauled over the noun
tains TO Puget sound at profit.
Water is to be pumped from the
Columbia river by power now going
to waste at Priest rapids. The pump
ing system is said to be superior to
gravity system, as its workings are
surer and the water can be raised to
a considerably higher elevation.
What the people Of that part Of
Washington want is an open river to
Portland, and they desire co-opera-
tion on our part, which / assured
them would be accorded at every op-
portunity.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27

Hermiston, Jan. 27.-That it will
not be necessary for those filing on
land under the project before June
Is. 1908, to make a payment until
March l, 1909, is good news, and the
most encouraging to settlers that
could be desired. 1t is expected that
much of the land will be under cul-
tivation next season.
Attorney F. H. Bartlett has invest
ed in a tract of Is acres of fine land
in this vicinity which he expects to
set out to fruit
Charles Taylor of Seattle. is here
looking over conditions with a view
to locating.
Mrs, A. B. Savage of Tacoma. is
here visiting with her niece, Mrs. a.
c. Crowford for a short time.
F. G. Bancroft of Portland recent
ly purchased l 2acres of fine land in
this section which he will have culti-
waited this season.
There will be stereopticon en-
tertainment in the Newport skinner
hall Friday evening next. This en-
tertainment will be given by Rev
Ryder, who will also give a lecture
on the pictures.
Engineer W. A. Keddle has arrived
here fom Fallen, Nevada, where he
had been in connection with the
Truekee-Carson government project,
and he will now be engaged at the
Cold Springs dam as estimator on the
amount of work done on the Una.
tilla project and the cost thereof.
Opera House for Hermiston.
w. NJ. Sharrad and L. NJ. Hill are
arranging to erect an opera house
in Hermiston which will have a so
foot frontage. 1t is understood that
work will commence on this build
ing early in the spring.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27
HAS BROKEN NOSE.
Wen known Woman VIII Recover
After Serious Illness.

Weston, Jan. 27.-Miss Hutchin-
son, one of the seniors at the Normal
while exercising Saturday in the
girls gymnasium, tripped and fell
violently against door, breaking her
nose. 1t is not serious, but it is
feared that the injury will leave a
scar.
Fred Stewart of the mountain dis
trict, who was operated upon a few
days ago in the Corpe sanitarium.
IS much improved, and is out of dan
ger.
The many friends of Mrs. Nelson.
formerly Of this place, will be pleas
ed TO know that she is rapidly i'm
proving at the hospital in Walla
Walla, where she has been for some
days for treatment. For a few davs
her condition was considered verv
serious.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27

will be required to spend the time
between trains at Green River,
amounting to four or five hours more
than at present. On most Of the runs
now the trainmen, If the trains arrive
and leave on time at Green River,
have about four hours, whereas,
after the first OF March they will be
required to, remain there several
hours longer,
Train No. 3, for instance arrives
at Green River at 1915 p. m., and the
trainmen have been in the habit Of
leaving by train No. at $40 a. m.
Under the new ruling, they will re-
main until the departure of train
No. at 10:45 a. m.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27

service spent Suday with friends in
Walla Walla.
Il. N. Stanfield, who attended the
National Woolgrowers' convention in
Helena, reports that he enjoyed the
trip very much, and he thinks that
the meeting will result in much good
for oregon sheepmen.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27
NEW LAW AFFECTS TRAINMEN.
Short Day Law in Wyoming Changes
Union Pacific Runs.

AS a result of the putting into eff
feet Of the feedral law requiring rail-
road companies to give trainmen at
least eight hours rest between each
16 hours Of labor, some changes will
be made in the passenger runs on the
Wyoming division among conductors
and brakemen, says the Cheyenne
Tribune.
Passenger conductors now running
between Cheyenne and Green River,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27
o. r. & n. VIII Complete Tunnel

o. II. & n. VIII Complete Tunnel.
Portland, Jan. 72.-Bids are being
advertised for construction Of the new
tunnel to connect the University Park
waterfront with Maegley Junction.
and work is 10 be begun By the O..
r. e. n. on March /. This tunnel was
TO have been begun last year, but the
high price Of labor, coupled with
scarcity Of men at any price. caused
the company to postpone the i'm
provements. II is expected that there
will be no difficulty in obtaining men
the ensuing spring for the work, and
the reduction in the cost Of material
also serves 10. encourage the enter
prise. The selling Of lots on the pc
ninsula is stimulated by the signs Of
early activity on the part Of the rail-
road company. and agents who are
handling lots in that part Of the city
report frequent calls on the part Of
the intending builders.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27

When a country woman moves into
We have noticed that the people
who live comfortably in a small town
do not wear the worried look Of peo-
pie who claim that a city is the only
place to live.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27
BRIEF RECORD OF
HERMISTON NOTES
SETTLERS REJOICE OVER
GOOD NEWS RECEIVED

Young Attorney Invests in Hermis-
ton I.aniS-POrtland and Tacoma
Parties Make Purchases at Her.
mistoR-Wm Give Stereopticon
Entertainment in Near Future
Estimator Here Investigating Costs
OF Project.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27
NEWS NOTES
MILLS REOPENED AFTER
BEING REPAIRED

New Machinery Is Installed-MuttOD
Goes 10 Spokane Where Better
Prices Are Paid Than Elsewhere
Shipment of Cattle Made Yester-
day-Chief Engineer On Umatilla
Project Visits Echo.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27
Lecture Last Evening.

Rev. E. E. Crawford of Hermiston
lectured at the I. o. o. F. hall in
Echo last evening to a large audi.
ence. His subject was yourselves
and Our Inheritance"
Born, to w. w. Penny and wife
January %, ten-pound son.
Mrs. E. H. Brown and Mrs. Carl
Gilbert were recent visitors to Her
miston.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-01-27

More repentance comes from head
ache than from heartache.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21

@lanben perleiten laIien, ebe Die pirts
lihen &eiultate befannte eema6t
fperoen.
gs gibt ipenis praftii6e NitteI CUR
gefdmpfung Des lln9e5iefers in iiioz
lidben @eeenbeu. @ei3en, Der friibz
seidet miro, bat ipeniger 5l letoen. als
Ipdt9eideter, ODER Iold)er, Ser i'm 2nufe
oes Winters abgetpeiDet tpuroe. gs
mill fat iteinen bab 8erieielune i'm
Serbit unb 0lnsune DEM S6aoeu ets
mas porbeugen. Sreten Die 2Guie
auf, 10 bleibt Dem Sarmer nifts
ilbrig, als bnS Selo 81 p%fliigen. nahe
oem bas @etreibe pernidtet lit. unb es
nit anoerem 0etreioe 81 beiteuen. Sn
Ieras uno 2ouiiiana tritt bas llnges
5iefer oft i'm Serbit duf unb pcrnifltet
lteuentpeiie auf Seloern bds 8etreioe.
SolGe Slede iollten nit Stro6 beoedt
unb abseienst ueroen, baulit Der ius
ficirte Wei5en mno Oas llnge5iefer bers
niobtet miro. $50 bies geI6iebt, miro
Der Iusbreitung p%orsebeugt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
SaS Crime ttnge3iefer.

1leber bic Crime @etreibelaus
(green bug. Die I'M Iesten Sriibiabre
10 groBen Shaoen auf Den 8etreibes
felDern anserihtet, bringt ber Dill
lpautee r2anbmann" fplgenbe iebr
intereliante In9aben:
Ser green bug" lit III Wirflifs
felt cine Sflun5enlaus, unb unterS
ibeioet lid MIR in iuenisen Yuntten
ppn dbnlidem llnee5iefer. Sic @ier
iperoen I'M 5erbit bon Der griinen
2aus auf Die Yflan3en nbgelegt. unb
ans oieien friecben I'M Sriibiabr innse
2duie. Die i'm Sriibiabr ausihliis
pfenbeu Sdnie limo ipeibliden @es
iflefts. uub Tie brinsen lebenoc
Sunae sur Welt. Sieie iino in aht
Wofen nus9eipahien uno permebren
lid IN pieiem Ilter in eritaunlihcr
@eiie. Gs eriheinen bis gum Soms
mer INNER iunse 2duie peiblifen
8e'hlehts, Damn crit treten Die mdnns
li6en anf nno fat glei63eitig be9innt
Die gierprobuftion.
SieIss ltn9e3iefer bot feline Seinbe
Dor Nllem in ben Observation-Disclosures,
in Den @aoen peridiebenen Iiidens
arten unb beionbers IN perlGiebenen
peipenartigen S1marosern.
Sie eriten Yflau3enlduie Iflupien
I'M Sriibiabr II ben giern, unb lie
9eoeiben lei iegliher Temperatur.
bonn @efrierpilnft bis 100 Grab Sab
renbeit. Sic Taraiiten bebiirfen
nun elmer boberen >Semperatnr. uub
lie lperOen seipobnli6 crit tbdtig. ipenn
Die Semperatiir So 8rap betrdat. Sic
9duie o~ermebren lid 5u 9eainn bes
Sriibiabrs iebr i6neu. eritens. pcil
linen fat irgenb cine Semperatir 3,is
iaat, 5iueitens, neil Die Yaraiiten lie
niht in Sdaf bnlten. @eiitcns lit
Die Sniion MN fur6, fofgt nber einem
gelinoen 8inter elm fiihle' Sriibiabr.
10 ihiiet Die @itterrne bas l~tn0eSieier
aleihiam gesen Die Ineriffe bon Seis
ten Der Saraiiten. Sn DEN perganges
lten Is Sabren iinb sic 9dule mn brei
Wtal perbeereno aufgetreten. unp
iebesmnl geihab bies, penn einem aes
linden @inter Elm talteS Sriibiabr
folate.
Sic 9duIe befaIlen tpahienben
@ei5en, Snfer. @erite nno Hosgen.
unb treten am ltdrfiten aui. mo
bieIes @etreibe fpdfit begin. gespz
gen nirb. Sm Sommer bGIt iidl
pns lln9e5iefer meiitenS nuf bers
ifiebenen 0rasarten - Defenders
&nauisras. glaueras uno 8ielens
futsibpan5 - auf.
Sie @unpesregieruna nno sic
llniperiitGt bon 8anias maften
leeteS Sriibiabr 5dblreihe @eriufe
nit Saraliten. inbem lie iolde oni
Selber brad,ten, mo Die 9duic aroBen
S6open anrihteten; in Wellineton.
Gouias. bradDte mar logar 21a Iils
lioneu Yaraiiten auf elm .ein5iges
Selp. aher man fam 81 bem SGlmB.
oab es iit niht lobnte. Die 3eis
tllneen entbielten oamal5 9erihte
iiber eldn5enbe grfolge, Die Sarmer
ioaten li6 aber nibt 81 einem faliden
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
Sel6iterndbrnng Der Siifen mnb
Siibner.

Heihlihes, frdftiges unb 5uiasenz
oes Sutter brinst Die Siibner = ipie
ale anbereu Sbiere = sur politen
@%ntfpidelung ibrer Nutbarfeit. Iuf
Den s%eipobnliden Surmen gilt es als
ielbitperitdnblih. naB pdbrenb bes
SommerS Die Siibner lid ielbit err
ndbren. Irmer'9 obeu Iiefert
bieies Slitter nber, 10 portrefflih er
III eeiunbbeitlider 6iniift auf ionit
iii, niht. WirD es nm ben alien
Siibnern. Die bod ipeit umberitreifen,
ihon lhtper, duf Ser Sanbfarm lid
ibren ySelofeneI" regelmdBig unb
ausreiheno 3l fiillen, 10 ut e5 fir Die
9iiden natiirlif nod riel IGpieriger.
Die fonnen in Den eriten 8oden nod
feline reiten gntbedungSreiien inter-
nebmen. Sic perlangen b~eionbers
piel Grimes nno bas ioQte linen ge<
boten trerben in einem Stiidhen 2anb
in Der Hdbe ibrer gebnuiung; 6afer,
Rtuet ooer &obl perben bier geidet
unb bieten bnlb quite Weibe. Surf
Srobtnes tperben Die Ilten bon bieiem
geete a~bgebalten. Is iobnt lif mlf
Sarmen NIT maeerem 8ooen, elm eros
Beres Stiid 3anb, 2-3 Gcres, eigens
fir ole Siibner NIT @etreipe 5li be-
ideu, nit Snaps oils ltnteriaat, nnb
bieies Selbitiid Den Siibnern ais 2aufr
plas ein5nrihten.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
Sas amcrifnniide Dnrmbaus.
(9euti6e lieb~eriesuns bon q. g.

8enn Die 8inpc leiie tpebeu,
StiIe berridt ini @~eltenraum,
llno Die SDgcl traulid 5irpen
Sm gielt I'M alten @cioenbaum -
8lide ih bel Nbenoodmm rltng
Auf gum 6intutel, luo th leb
Sm 8eiite fern ntein altes 0ein,
Sas ate Sarmbaus auf Der 3pb'.
Serra6 hDr' ih 2Gmnner blDfen,
8Dr' bes Yerlbubns lhriuen Muf.
Sch Den Bad. an DEM ib fiihte,
Ser lid bier iein Settfen ifuf.
llno i) b0r' Die Sroide aitnden,
2aulf' Der Grille 2ieo i'm Slice,
Sdau babel I'M @eiite ipieDer
Sds ate S%armbaus alf Der 9o9'.
llnb ih Ieb' Die Hinber gralen
Iln Sn1e nno am @dloesioum.
llno nit 9llmcn, 8liitben. &noIper
aebrt 5urild mein Slaenbtraum.
Sd pergeIie Die @eihdfte,
limb es pefleln @obl unb 8eb =
Sebe id, gleih einem 9iloe.
9as ate Sarmbaus auf Der 6o6'.
Sor mir liegt gar maieitdtiih
Gin 9plbgcfdrbtes Iebrenielo,
llnb ih liiple inu'ge 8orte
Sh. Die iiibiten allf Der @clt -,
Sdbei mDdt' mein Ser5 %3eripringen
Senn i'm SGatten. ipo ib iteb',
Sebe il Die liebe Seimatb,
Sas alte Sarmbaus auf Der Sob.
@riibcnb ipinfcn mir Die S6nitter
llnb ih Dor Der Genie Slang,
Sailam lit eS fir Die Seele.
sir bas miibe Ser5 @eiang.
Sas bette. bas mir @ptt beifieoen.
Ser ba tbronet IN Der Sob,
Wnr'n Die Gage meiner Sugenp
llnD bas Sarmbuus auf Der SOB.
Nur nod cine furse Spanne
3eit. Damn febr' ib tpieoer heinz.
8ia nod mai nuf bieier groe
@liidlih uno 5~ufrieSen iein,
Tia nod einnial baS beiiBen,
8ns inn @eiite i'd Jest Ieb':
Weine liebe, quite Seimatb -
Sas aIte Sarmbaus auf Der Sob'.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
nnreine Wilh.

Sas Observation-Disclosures glatt oes
.8anberer" berihtete in Lester Hiims
mer iiber Die bonn Irdiioenten 3obies
belt an~georbnete llnteriuhung Der
Wild, Die bon Sahperitdnoisen Der
8unoesresieruns aussefibrt purhe.
SIN Der Ginleituns ienes 8eridtes la9t
Or. 8pman. baB refine Wilh. ipie lie
bon g~eiiinben &iiben gelieiert miro.
nid1t I'M Snnbel norfommt. Gum Be-
ipeiie fibrt er ar. oab in Sroben ees
lp1bnliher Idrttmilf in Sem 9ori
35,200,000 0ofterien per &ubifs
centimeter ~sefunben tpuroen; in 9one
Don 3t,SS8.000. in 8aibineton 22,e
$4,000. Als getpeis fir Sic unabe
lebbare 8irf,ing unreiner Iilh fiibri
er ferner al. oab fiinfbunbert Sps
plus, S6arlahs unb 0ipbtberiiisa
@pibemien lebi9lih auf unreine Niild5
5uriid3ufiibren tpareu. Nuf 9ibt CT
an. pab II Tro5ent Der Hroben bon
geipobnliter Marftmilh in @aibs
ington S6pinoiudts : @aSillen ents
bielten.
gr madt auf ben Spe5iols Irtifel
mifmerfiam, ipelheu Or. Wobler Dem
8eridt einperleibt bat, nno in BEN
bieier DEN 9etpeis filbrt. paB Die aiibe
in Den meiiten Sdlen an 5uberfuloie
leieen. Sr. Mobler empfieblt. Dat
ale Iilh. Die niht nahpeisbnr bon
seiunben aiiben itantnIe. p a It e II + l.
t iperben ione.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
Sleinc tteberraihnng.

Yater: 60 Srau @irtbin. iebt iagen
mas ib i9ulois bin unb and mein
Sobnl @a6en 9 mn sIei1 Nae3
6'iamm'.
Birtbin: Sic iino 2 Warf so Yfens
MIG ihulbis uub bel Sbrem Germ
Sobn maht's iest grab S5 @arfl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
~ ~ ~
ENFANT TERRIBLE.

aleine ella (8ur Seiu6erin) /: Tein.
Manna nimmt feline Maso mebr. neil
iie iih 5u piel drgern muB.
Seirh: Coz unO iper ipiro bann
anirGnmen?
aleine gaa: Ser 8eridtspoIaieber.
last Yapa,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
: @aiier nladt @rus.

- @ailer mad,t @ras.
Srpnung I'M Staa it babies
Sutter.
8er ieine Shulpen beSablt.
iein @ut.
@enn bus 3nlb ertrnnfen lit.
Sedt Der Bauer Den Sauhefaiten gu.
- Cine Sanb BOD Strob 9iebt 5tpei
Sdnoepoa @iit. unb bieIe seben cine
3anoboa aorner.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
Spppeliinnis.

Gin Sanbperfer, Der our6 feline be-
faunte Snteuigen5 iebr 8eaftet lit.
ioltc ihon mebrere Male Siirsermei.
tier tieines Srtes werbeu. Smmer 9es
lang es inn, lid nieier Stelllns an
entpinben. y8icber einnlal 1T giirs
sermeiiteripabl unp pieoer bat lid Der
8iebere Der Stelung entibla9en.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
Cine quito 6rcnnbin.

emma: Sait On eebort. bab iif
%uniere Sreunoin. Die Yarla. perlobt
bat? 8olen mir iie nidt NAL be-
iiden?
@arie: @o5u benn? Sa IdSt iid
bod nidts mebr baseaen madenl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
YeDinsnnsen fir freies 8esiernnsS-
Lamb.

8enaiie Iusflnft, Oh nnb mo ms
unter melfen 8ebingunsen n,an freies
Hegierur9slano befommen fam. err
bdlt man Surf ben Gommiiiioner OF
the General 9ano Office. @aibtnston.
8. 6. Sic Sauptbeoineunsen lino
bieie: Der 2anbiuher muB minoeltenS
81 Sabre alt llnb entpeoer nmerifaa
niiher Siirser ober I'M Bells bcs eriten
Tapiers fem. miiiien. nahoem Sbnen
bas Sanp bon Dem 9anpamt. an baS
Sic iih 9enenbet. %5ugelpieien lit. ailf
Dem 2nnbe Wobnuna nebnen nnb am
fangen. eS 5u b,irirtbi6aften. @enn
Gle nah flint Sabren n%aflpeiien. baB
sic pdbrenb Der sanaen 3eit auf Dem
Serrain gcfpcbnt nnb einen Sbeil ans
eebnut habeu, befommen Sic es ais
Giaentbum 5ugeiprohen. @enn sic
aber innerbalb Der flint Sabre einmaI
LANCER ais feds Mpnate nift ouf Dem
Serrnin ipobnen, sebt es Sbnen poQs
itdnbig perloren.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
~ " "
nnm1slih.

Heiienber: Snsen Sic nal. l1nges
5iefer sibt's bier bod uidt? SD bin
ndmli6 iebr miioe uno m1fte rllbis
idlafen.
Sausfneht: Sas fonnen sic audi.
ib babe crit 9eitern elm ailo Snieftens
pIlper in bieies gett seitreut. Ilio
ba lit unmo9lif nod mas 2ebens
oioes orinl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
Gin p6antaiieppQer gadfiih.

Gber @lie. pie fonntelt On MIR benz
5erlumpten 2nnbitreifer Seine eau5e
8oarihaft ihenfen?
gadfilh: IG, 0iana. Die 2o1er in
ieinen Stiefeln baben MIDI 10 laut ane
9eIhluf8tl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21

49, ~
mciiter getporben!
- ~ - Il
Gin 1edppgeI.
8iiien Sic, ih babe INNER Bed.
@enn mir fpirflif ntal eiu Stein bonn
t5ersen fd0t, Damn fdat, er mir aui
Die S%Ibnerauaenl
- ~ y
3%iiSeSbeimer.
Gait: &eIlner, mo babt SIR ben
Wein her?
aelner: 9as lit &iibesbeimer.
mein Serr.
@nit: 60? - ma, ben foIlnt DIR
altd bier MAIDEN laiien. bann ipart
Sbr bic Sraft.
Iir &1lihe inter nns.
Neres: Sag Gobes, tpeiB 80, MORON
De Iebo lid bribt?
&obes: gnGb.
Neres: Ilio, iperirl OBJ Ser amber
Gid Naab es, Damn eIie ner 30 Wtebz
bag, bpburh pebo be Die Sid idperer
unD bann britt iih Die Ie6o.
ao6es: 30 @edl
y ~ "
Sfets i'm 0eihGft.
@eiteles: Sinfeles. ieit iiini5ebn
Sabren fauf' ih bon Sbnen meme
6oientrGeer. 8as m0ften sic oil
mir alfein perlieren, nenn i'd meme
&unbihaft Sbnen ent3iebe?
Sinfeles: @as moht / adj berlies
renl? 5Oditens sic tonnten Damn
anal perlieren = Sbre Soien ;. 80"
- - ~
Nfihueritdnbnik.
Woris (sum Sntel) /: Sntel Ioa id
Dir bas 2ieb Ismol ober GzmoQ
ipielenl
Snfel: Spicl's MIR crit anal
Roris. unb lpenu mer's sefGat fannIt
bus 5ebnmol ipielenl
- ~ e
Sebr rihtis.
8a6tmciitcr: saecn Sic mir.
S6afmeier. parum baben Sic ppr
b~ireften @orgeieeten Sront gu
mdheu2
SGafneier: @eiI i iunit prei 9os
in Grreiht fuml
8etuunbernna.
~oauIierer tpen III einem SauIe elm
Bapagei nit benz Trfe: ,Surnp" M
pfdnst) @ott. ma fir q seldeipter
0ogell
IS "
Scine Amslesuns.
Srisden: Tapa, luarlim lpiro Die
Sprnfe MutterIprafe 9enannt?
Tapa: @eil bent @ater 10 ielten
@eieeenheit sebpten miro, lie gu sez
6rauhen. HfHt
0~elnngcne Siasnpie.
grat (anm Yatienten) /: SD babe
aiid Seroahta bag S6re Shlafiudt
geerbt iii, mas ipar Sbr Serr Batter?
Yatient: Suredudcfl
- ~ -
t%tmihrie6en.
8ait Gals Der 8ein ie6r tpdiieria
ifmedt) Serr 8irtb. auf ipldem
Bein bin i'd ihon oft Sampildiif ses
fabrenl
- - -
&inbermnnb.
Gin fleines Mdohen borte bon
ibrer Nitter, baS lie iif in Salb<
trauer beseben miiHe. SIT Semano
balb seitorben? fraste tie unidulbis.
- - -
Hiht gang obne.
a.: 9ieie 8elt bat cine Stene fir
Seben.
g.: So, oas burnme lit MIR. es lit
sepDbnIih Semanb anbers BARN.
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Srubnng.
geiiser elmer fleinen Ienagerie (5u
elmer iebr forpulenten Dame, Die Dor
oem 2Dfpenfdfig ltebt) Nein 9one
bat ihun orei Gage nifts gefreTen,
fuenu Sic iif nidt bonn 8dfia entfers
men. berflase i6 Sic negen Sbiers
aualerei!
~ ~ ~
Der critic Tatient.
o.: User lit benn Der Serr bort. Der
10 ielbitbelpubt einbergebt?
g.: 9as lit Der iunse Sbierarst. ser
iih Dor 5ipei Ionateu bier nieoerses
laIien bat. 0eIteru lit er an eincm
franfen &anarienopgel 9erufen ipors
ben, uno MN bat er 8roBeupdbul
- y -
@crihnappt.
9anfmann (5um nenen Inseitells
tenn /: sic baben Die 8aaren. Die mir
o,t2 Nam hpf,p,p,er -,
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~6aufmanniide Mbfiirsnns.

Sn .. bDrte man einen routinicrten
Snhbdtoier, lpenn CT 5iemlih biel
Seute inn Saoen bat unb Semnnb. bem
er niht traut, in ben 2aben tritt. ieis
nen @ebilien pit Die 8nhitaben: IS.
q. 9. St. @." 5urufen. mas man fir
Die Nlululer zines perlaneten Stiides
balteu tonnte. Gem lit ober nift 70.
es ioa ettpas Iubercs beiasen. aDns
men Sic nns pielleift Oas Hdtblel
Ioien? Man lam es aneroines pers
ifieoeu alisleeen, ieooh Ioll man chen
gerabe pas t~reffen, ipas bieier 8alif@
mann bamit iasen mill. Ilio ratbeu
Sic gut.
ftl1pltt
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" " "
Sphfnnit.

Iber liebes 8ei6hen, tparrm fodit
Su mir Denn niemnls meiu 2eibs
eeriGt?
Sa. peiBt gu, Mtpin, ba itebt i'm
&ohbud, onB a feds aohloffel
Sabne ba5u ncbmen loa. unb i6 babe
bod nur inn 8an5en 5pei Stiid 9ots
l0ffell
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-21
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Srcunoin: Nein, pie bringit Su es
BLOB fertia, baB Sir Sem Wiann bieie
toitbare Yel89arnitiir ihenfte?
Satin: Sang einfah, burb mein
neues Naturbeulperfabren.
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8pSbaft.

Critic Sreunoin: Sent' Dir MIR, fpie
i'd selteru Ibenb bon, Gan3frdnsGcu
nit Dem Omnibus beimfdbre. treffe id)
Cstar brin; lt1D slaubit on. Der
6lesel bate mir leiuen Sip ans
geboten?
3peite Sreunbin: Ser bat pabrs
Iheinlifl ansenpmmen, oab bu ben
gun5en Ibenb eeieiien bait.
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Shiasferhg.

2ebrer: 4nrl, On farnit nal init
9einem SaitentlG Die Safel a6s
ipii6en.
aarl: Nebmt bod guerid, 9err
9dbrer.
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Seine Mmslesmns.

Srisd1en: Hapa. iparum lpiro Die
Sprafe Wntteriprafe s%enannt?
Yapa: @eil bent Batter 10 iclten
@eiesenheit s~ebpten ipirS, iie 81 se>
braufen.