davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

"A great deal of sympathy is going
out to the scientist at Des Moines.
who was bitten by a rat which he had
poisoned. Still. nobody has been mar
row-Tninded enough to find much fault
with the rat
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

If man tells a woman she is pref
ty, she believes him. If he tells her
the same thing about another woman,
she thinks he's imaginative.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

Somebody has made the interesting
discovery that the blonde criminals
outnumber the brunettes who go
wrong 1t may be, however, that the
brunettes who bleach are counted as
blondes
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

If that Yellowstone park highway
man who held up IL coaches has
head for business he will incorporate
in New Jersey
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

The greatest heat is never found on
the equator, but some ten degrees to
the north. while more severe cold has
been registered in northern Siberia
than has been found near the pole.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

1t would be interesting to know the
feelings of the men who make battle
ships and big guns as they read of the
honors heaped upon the Wright broth
ers in the sacred name of peace.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

If you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
use, Red Cross Bali Blue. Large OF.
package, cer.s.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

King Edward is absolutely free from
personal debt. This will seem almost
unprofessional to a number of neigh
boring rulers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

Now comes a student of criminology
who asserts that blonde criminals
largely outnumber the criminal bru-
nettes- This puts an entirely different
face on the matter.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

The Clyde shipbuilding yards pro
duced sos vessels during 1907, as com
pared with 372 the previous year
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

Chewing gum, it is said, will prevent
seasicl1ness. On the other hand, sea-
sickness often serves the useful pur
pose of preventing gum chewing.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

The science of navigating the air Is
of slow growth. 1t is a century old
and still in it's infancy.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

Hudson bay is ported to be al
ready almost frozen over. The hay
fever season must be very short in
that region.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

Lewis Single Binder straight SC cigar
good quality all the time. Your dealer o
Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

It's better to have loved and los
than never to have enjoyed her moth
er's good cooking
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

New York slipper makers are about
to go on strike but the small boy will
no doubt be happy so long as the slip
per wearer doesn't
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

Prussian women are to have better
opportunities for higher education.
The suspicion is spreading over there
that the three ks" are not of neces-
sity quite all of woman's sphere
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

When a mother sleeps sound1y at
night it means that none OF the chill
dren has any aches or pains
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

The keener the critic the more cut
ting the criticism.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

The colleges of the country turn out
$4,000 new lawyers every year, but
then the trust demand is also big.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

The fshhook cactus is the compass
of the desert. for it always points to
the south.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

Speaking of Standard Oil politics,
Bryan's campaign treasurer appears
to be fairly well creased himself. from
the days of Calvin S. Brice down to
date.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

That report about flies carrying
typhoid germs is true enough, though
some revengeful baldheaded man may
have started it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

It's easy for man to understand
woman if she is a good cook
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

The Merry Widow says she knows
what it feels like when a wedding is
"solemnized."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

When money is tight, no one else
has an opportunity to be-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

The government is going to conduct
a sham battle for submarines, this
being one set of maneuvers that won't
Interfere with the farmers fences
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07


with little tacks- Every one of these
tacks indicates that at the place
where it is sticking there is to-day, or
was yesterday, a case of the cholera,
the bubonic plague, or the yellow
fever. and DR.. Doty, the officials of the
United States marine hospital service
in Washington and the army doctors
know all about every one of those
cases, where it came from, how many
there are that are affected, whether it
is a mild case or a bad one, and ex
actly what the health authorities in
those particular sections of the world
are doing to combat it.
When the visitor to Dr. Doty's Of
fee hears the story those little tacks
tell he realizes what a splendid sys-
tenn 1t is that guards the western
world from the Asiatic scourges, and
how impossible it almost is for any of
those scourges ever to get foothold
in this country. But great and thorough
as is the work of American medical
authorities, they are ably seconded by
the work of the foreign departments,
and to-day every citizen of every part
of this country owes a debt that can
never be paid to the splendid men of
Germany and Japan whose work holds
in check the spread of the cholera and
world and the other the eastern from
tier against the advance of the dis
ease.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

Though two In a canoe may be bliss.
4 often ends in blisters.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-07

EW YORK.-In the Office
of DIR. Alvah H Doty,
health officer of the port of
New York, at quarantine,
there is a big globe, such
as is used in the public
schools, that is covered
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
FIT THE GROCER
Wife Made the Suggestion.

A grocer has excellent opportunity
to know the effects Of special foods
on his customers A Cleveland gro
Ger has a long list Of customers that
have been helped in health by leaving
on coffee and using Postum Food
Coffee.
he says, regarding his own exper-
ierce; two years ago l had been
drinking coffee and must say that /
was almost wrecked in my nerves
particularly in the morning was
80 irritable and upset that ] could
hardly wait until the coffee was
served. and then had no appetite for
breakfast and did not feel like attend
ing to my store duties.
Zone day my wife suggested that
fnasmuch as was selling 80 much
Postum there must be some merit in
Il and suggested that we try II. 4
took home a package and she pre-
pared Il according TO directions. The
result was a very happy one. Ny
nervousness gradually disappeared.
and to-day I am all right. would
advise every one affected IN any way
With nervousness or stomach trou-
bles. to leave on coffee and use Pos
tum Food Coffee " There's Rea-
SON" Read 1.-THE Road to Wenrile.-
IN pkgs
Ever read qic above Lottery a rrw
one appears from time 20 time. hey
are genuine, true and full 81 nn
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
Toad's Lone sleep.

A remarkable case Of a toad sleep
ing for twenty years is reported from
Stone in staffordshire. Twenty years
ago George Lewis built houses in
front of which were large stone steps
This week the steps were removed,
and imprisoned in the stonewog1 a
toad was found in comatose state,
but it soon became active when re-
moved into the sunshine. There can be
no doubt that the toad had lived TWEEN
ty years in Theoretically sealed cham
Der, as all around, in perfect condition,
was a foot thickness Of stone and ce-
ment, and the toad was In the centre
Of the cayity.--London Chronicai.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
Horss h staII FIfteen 20.

Plus Inflow. drayman, reoes,,
bought horse that had been imnr,'.
oned for fifteen years in his ov,
er's stable because the animal -.
on and threw the occupants o, !.
buggy ito the road
The owner became so angry via
the horse that he registered WOW
never to take the animal out again
The horse has stood In his stall from
that day to this. being fed and water.
ed regularly. Lack Of exercise maa.
the horse so weak he could hardy
walk. He was also Handicapped b.
his hoofs, which had got to be !
foot long Before the animal could
be shod eight inches OF each boot wa,
cut away.-Altoona Dispatch to the
Philadelphia Press.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

naturally met with the enthusiastic
aIzEUsRl Of the people of the United
BlnlRE, and so this more recent honor
- IN Tlustrious physicist is consid-
arnd ~ much a recognition of Amer
arzn science and capacity for original
wurk and minute speculation as il is
ven merited tribute to the distin-
Eua5hed recipient. Furthermore. II is
an added source of qualification that
Rr1RGEs1r Michelson's work repre-
agzas most largely the results Of
AzsE1rsn training and environment
ana has been carried on for the most
DggA in American institutions.
BuEn at Strelno, Prussia, December
-. 1S52, he was brought to this
G19ntry as a boy, and from the San
BsAnelscO high school entered the
UzAeS States Naval Academy at An
nzpgEis. where he was graduated in
1879. The young ensign's interest
N EayKics and chemistry led to his
AaEzE TO the teaching stan Of the
Araaszay in 1875. and it was here
that he commenced his experimental
VIA that soon developed to such inn
p-1F1Hnee the American Re-
UsBE q Reviews.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
HATcHINe FisH EGGS.
Temperature Governs the Period and
the Development Of the Fry.

Temperature Governs the Period and
the Development Of the Fry.
While the eggs OF various kinds OF
fishes require different periods for
their Matching out, yet the eggs of any
species Of fish might require longer
OF a shorter time than normal, ac-
cording to the temperature Of the wa
ter. In a hatchery the same condi-
lions govern in the development of
the young fry. as may sometimes be
seen illustrated in the model hatch
cry at the Aquarium.
For instance, a difference Of one
degree in the temperature OF the wa
ter would make difference OF four
or FIVE days in the Matching period
OF brook trout eggs, as It likewise
would in the development OF the fry.
The young fish comes out Of
the egg with the yoIk sac,
from which in its early ex
istence it derives its sustenance, at
tached; and at this stage OF its life,
with the yolk sac attached, it lies on
the bottom, here on the bottom of the
Matching trough; not until it has alb.
sorbed its yolk sac does the young fish
rise and swim.
But Of young fry Matched from the
same batch of eggs placed in the egg
tray at the same time you may see
one lot put in that section OF the
Matching troughs that was remotest
from the inflow of water swarming
and swimming about freely, while a
lot put in the troughs nearest the in
flow would still be lying on the bottom,
their yolk sacs not yet absorbed.
In flowing down the troughs the
water had been warmed by the tenn.
perature in the building about one de-
gree 70 bring the little fishes at the
farther end into their complete exis-
tenoe four or Eve days earlier than
their more backward companions in
the colder water up the trough.-New
York Sun.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
''Presence-of-sIindr smith.

The victory OF Christ Church in the
Torpids at oxford recalls a tragic cpl
sode recorded among the earlier row
ing annals Of the house. Dr.. Smith
afterward Dean Of Christ Church.
when an undergraduate, went down
to Ifiey with friend In a skin His
companion fell overheard, and caught
hold Of the skin, and Smith ex-
planned, when he returned alone:
1--WE would both have been drowned
had not with great presence Of
mind, hit him on the head with a boat
hook" He was thenceforward known
as ''Presence-of-Afind Smith. and the
unpleasant sobriquet caused him,
when dean, to exchange with Gals
ford. Dean Smith WAS a far more
capable ruler OF Christ Church than
IFS successor. and among the students
elected during his brief reign were
Gladstone and Canning -Westmins
ter Gazette.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
Feminine Finance.

The director of a Philadelphia bank
not long ago spoke to his wife with
reference to her account, which had
been overdrawn. To his suggestion
that the matter should be seen to at
once, the wife replied that she would
Immediately adjust the difficulty. A
day or two after that the husband
inquired whether she had done what
he suggested.
Certainly" replied the wife; Il at
tended to that matter the very next
morning after you first spoke to me
about it. sent to the bank my check
for the amount had oyerdrawn. -
Harper's Weekly.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
Swine eanks Inereane.

Since 1890 the British Postofice Saw
ings Bank has doubled its business and
its clientele. In the former year the
deposits amounted in round numbers,
to $500 100000; they are now S470 COO
900. Fifteen years ago there were less
than 100000 depositors. or about one
in seven Of the population. now there
are 100000, OF about one in 4.S5.
The average amount standing to each
account Is S74.29.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
Luminous owls.

That owls were seen which threw
out a bright yellow light is now PROV.
ed. Nevertheless, We do not believe
that a capacity to show light Is zen.
orally possessed by an owl II tho
phenomenon Is ever scientifically ex.
planned We belieye It win appear aat
the light IS an accompaniment Of somp
peculiar disease.-Outlook
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
SEVERE BLEEDING HEMORRHOIOs

|oAr4f ann AtlnANH HtLNiuu
Thought an Operation Necessary
-Cuticura's efficacy Proven.
Il an now eighty years old, and thr'.
Pears ago I vas taken with an attack q
piles (hemorrboids). bleeding and prctrud-
ing. The doctor said the only help for ne
was to 70 to a hospital and be operated o. o..
I tried several remedies for months but dia
not get much help. During this time sore
appeared which changed. to terrible Itch
ing eczema Then I began to use Cuticua
Soap. Ointment, and Pills. injecting Z
quantity Of Cuticura Ointment with GUY
cura Suppository Syringe II took month
Of this treatment tn eet me in a fiins
healthy state and then treated myl't
once a day for three months and. ~
that. once OF twice week The trf
mcnta tried took q lot Of money, and =
ls fortunate that uued Cuticura. D.
Henderson, Hopkinton. N ", Apr. g, "
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

sediment. Not satisfied. Mr.. Enders
started using Doan's Kidney Pills.
~The kidneys began to act more reg
ularly," he says, ~and in a short time
I passed a few gravel stones. felt
bettSr right away, and since then
have had no kidney trouble"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
humble. Gentle. Loving.

There is nothing better under the
am than that a man should preserve
IN hEAble, gentle and loving spirit.
0uzie1dfng for ones rights may be at
tan1s necessary, no doubt it is so,
huA q 10 q poor rule to live by II we
anasnd 10 make it the primary point
e StBE- The meek shall inherit the
nsEshs Western Methodist.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO. d
LUCAS COUNTY

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that be /,
senior partner Of the firm Of y. j .CHENES &
Co., doing business in the City Of Toledo
County and State aforesaid, and that nd
firm VIII pay thesum Of ONE HUNDRED DOL,
LARS for each and every case Of cATARRu
that cannot be cured by the use OF HALLS
CATARRH CURE. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me aud subscribed in nv
presence, this 9th day OF December, A. D.
1885 A. w. GLEASON,
(sEAL.l Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, aud
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system. Send for Testimonials,
free. f. j. CHENEY 4 Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation,
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
D ROGEL PRIZE FOR
AMERICAN SCIENCE
Br HERBERT =. WADE.

when the trustees OF the Nobel
Enad "a their awards for 1907 de-
ssdsa % confer the annual prize for
physles ON Professor Albert A. Mich
Glsua, a the University of Chicago,
she event was significant as being the
REzi time that this distinguished
Aonor has been paid to an American
Uan Of science. The award Of the
E1ael prize for the promotion Of
Descs TO President Roosevelt in 1905
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
DwFlcULT PROGRESS.

$50 you don't expect Congress 70 ~
muchir
no You see every member le7,.
that Il Is more bis duty 10 preysn.
other members from doing sone'nlns
he doesnt approve Of than 70 DO eH'
thing hlmseIf - ashInEion st1{
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

Sunday School Teacher-of co1rsa
you'd Ike to be an angel, Tommy
wouldn't your
Tommy guess I would I'd have
wings then, and could fly up an ge'
the jam on the top shelf.-PhiladelphA
Press.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

SOFT coRNs BETWEEN THE TOES
Are often more painful than the hard ones
on top. ABBoTT's EAsT ISDIAN CORN PAINT
will cure either kind, as we'll as bunions, sore,
callous spots and indurations Of the skin.
"It cures to stay cured" Csc. at druggists
or by mail. THE ABBorr Co., Savannah, Ga
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
WsIsh 81 No chenner

A remarkable decline in the prices
Of welsh steam and biluminons e3ais
is recorded IN British newspapers An
classes Of Goals have shared III the
decline. but the fan has been tha
greatest in the best Admiralty steam
descriptions, amounting % % percent
ii,m the highest prices Last scar.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

years With singing
pain in the back, vio-
lent headaches and
dizzy spells. and was
assured by a specialist
that his kidneys were
all right. though the
secretions showed a
reddish. brick = dust
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
Aid to Navigation.

To facilitate the navigation of large
vessels, especially at night, Pennsyl-
vania man has brought forth novel
plan. His method of thus aiding nav
igation consists in Illuminating the
water in the channel at a certain
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
arr, poN,r rnAr cons HURT

stop the pain and get rid Of the com
quickly and permanently aHBorT's ELsT H.
DIAN CORN PAINT win remove any corn, bun
ion or callous spot without cutting, bprn-
ing, or "eating" the nesh and leaves no
soreness afterwards. Applied with tsoshi
mighty little trouble 25e. at druggists orby
mail from THE ABBorr o.. savannah. Ga
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

The use of the fuel in submarine
boats, or other hazardous places and
the superior safety ofalcohol must lead
to fits ultimate adoption If can OF
gasoline be left open near a fame. It
is likely to explode by the ignition
of its vapor. This could never occur
with alcohol, Then. again, water is
useless to quench burning gasoline,
serving only to spread the fire by float
ing the burning liquid Alcohol can
never present this danger, for it mixes
with water in all proportions, and in
so doing becomes non-inhammable.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

81. h. GREHN'e Sous, OF Atlanta, Ga, an
tile only successful Dropsy Specialists in The
world. See their liberal offer in advertise
ment In hpothef column OF this paper.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

FITS, St YitusDance N Nervous Disease, -.
maneDtly cured BY DR.. Hines Great NJ ~.
Restorer. - trial bottle and treatisa ~ ~
Or. Il. R. Kline. I'd, 1871 Arch st, Phiis b.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
On the Fence For Clothes-Props.

on the ground to gather dirt for soil
ing wet sheets next wash-day. This
sketch shows a simple arrangement
for disposing Of them. The brackets
can be bought at any hardware store,
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

A woman is never surprised when
she is handed compliment
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

point below the surface. The iilumi-
nation is to comprise series Of sub
merged lights along the vessels
course. Electric lights are to be used,
Lights of different colors are to be
employed to indicate the courses OF
incoming and outgoing vessels.
Washington Star.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
To Drive out Malaria and Build u
the System

Take the Old STANDARD dROyE's TASTE
LESS CHILL Toxic You know what you
are taking. The formula IS plainly printed
on every bottle, showing It is simply Qal-
nine and Iron in tasteless' form, and the
most effectual form. FOR grown people
and children. SOC.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

The beauty OF some women is only
cosmetic deep.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

THE advantage of egg powdering
consists in the fact that there Is no
alteration in the chemical composition
Of the eggs. There is simply loss oil
the greater part of the water held me
chanically in combination as when
fruit is dried by free exposure to the
air and sun or by more rapid artificial
methods. When thoroughly desiccat-
ed and brought by pulyerlzation into
the state of coarse powder the egg ma
terial can be preserved for an indefin-
tie period in ordinary packages, II
kept in dry place.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

He-Xour mother is becoming nm.
and more q balloon. but less and 4, ,
dirigibie. -Transatlantic Tales. n
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

or may be made of wood by the
handy-man of the house.-M. s., in
the Ladies' World.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

A mans wife usually mas more faith
IN him than he has In himself
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

Every year layer Of the entire sea-
fourteen feet thick is taken up into
the clouds, the winds bear their bur
den into the land and the water comes
down In rain upon the fields to dow
back through rivers
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

Hicks Capudine Cures WomenS
Monthly Pains, Backache, Nervousness,
and Headache. It's Liquid Effects imme
diately. Prescribed by physicians With best
results. l0c.. Csc, and 50c.. at drug stores.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

Sheet iron is rolled so thin at Theron
mills that 1900 sheets are required 70
make a single inch in thickness. Light
shines as readily through one OF these
sheets as through ordinary tissue pa
per.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

Cut a chip Of camphor, light It, and
set II on basin OF water. when Il VIII
continue to burn aud hcat until 1t Is
consumed.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04
g,<dFETIFC 6E2Ei0PEENAS
SSz @

The heart is little larger than the
fist and weighs about to IL ounces
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-06-04

The path Of glory leads but to the
graveZas do all others.