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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

Spite Controversy Happily Eneea
Without Legal Warfare.

Fellow was raising bees back in
the foothill country" remarked Frank
II. Short of Fresno. Plenty Of sage
brush; sage makes clear. delicious
honey. Got in a row with a neigh
Dor; shot his dog; said its barking
annoyed his queen bees. Neighbor
waited a whole year to get even,
plowed up big patch, planted wild
mustard; grew fine. Bees thick on
mustard flowers. Mustard makes bit
ter honey. Like to ruin the bee mans
sales. Bee farmer came to me, wanted
to sue for damages. What can dor
he asked
Nothing l said. He has a right
to grow mustard on his own land
"'Well,' he said, I'll get some
scheme to annoy him.
$50 he got cornet; used to sit uI
from midnight till four o'clock in the
morning practicing Wearing Of thu
Green Fellow with the mustard wa
an Englishman; stood it for thre
weeks; went out with scythe an,
cut down all the mustard. They'v
been good friends ever since."-Sa
Francisco Chronicle.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
IIcE HI0 HI-Tl8 eHI"a-
More Than Wiling 70 Make Transfer
with Physician.

A Syracuse business man who, be-
Cides being extremely active and am
bilious, has much sense of humor,
was taken sick with slight attack of
pneumonia. His physician, aware that
II would be task to keep his high
strung patient in bed, sought to i'm
press on him the seriousness of the
ailment and the necessity of absolute
rest; all of which the sick man lis
tened to in a bored manner Never
theless he consented to obey the doc
tor
But this enforced inactivity ranked
in him; and each succeeding day
found the patient importuning the
medical man attendant to allow hin
to get out to business. Then, dis
gusted, he would lie back to cast i'm
precautions at the memorable physi
clan.
One morning the physician, afte
having been up all night on an i'm
portant case, appeared at his patient
house at the usual hour. He had hare
ly stuck his haggard face inside tn
door, however, before the man In tn
bed gave him a quick glance and SO
up.
"Eh? calculated the patient The
showing out his hand to grasp the do
tors satchel, he added: Doc, que.
you'd better get into bed here ar
let me go out with the mediciI
bag"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
NOT i MIRACLE.
Just plain Cause and Effect.

There are some quite remarkable
things happening every day, which
seem almost miraculous.
Some persons would not believe that
a man could suffer from coffee drink.
ing so severely as 20 cause spells Of
uneonsciouEBess And 10 find complete
relief In changing from coffee 20 Pos
tum is well worth recording
4 used 10 be Erest coffee drinker,
10 much so that II was killing me by
inches. Ny heart became ~ weak
would fall and lie unconscious for an
hour al a time. The spells caught
me sometimes two or three times a
day.
My friends. and even the doctor.
told me II wss drinking rofee hat
caused the trouble would not be-
lisye 81. and still drank coffee until /
could not leave my room
Then my doctor who drinks Pos
tum himself. persuaded 81" 10 stop cot
zee and try Postum After much heal
taiion concluded 20 Try Sc. That was
eight months ago Since then ! have
had bot few Of those spells. none for
more than four months
Il feel better. sleep better and am
better every way. ! nov drins moth
ing bat Postum and touch no coffee.
and as ! am seventy years Of are al
my friends think the Improvement
quite remarkable
There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Greek. Mich Read The Road TO Well
Vile" In pkEs.
Ever read the above isttsr7 a ne~
ore appears from tire 10 time. Thsy
are genuine, true. and full 81 human
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications, they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the There is only one way to
cure Deafness and that is by constitutional remedies
Deafness caused by an infiamed condition OF the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube is innamed you have rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when 1t is entirely closed, Deaf
ness is the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal cond
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out of ten caused by Catarrh, which is nothing
but inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for any case of
Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
LYDIA ii. PINKHHM

No other medicine has been SO
successful in relieving the suffering
of women or received so many gen.
uine testimonials as has Lydia e.
Pinlkham's Vegetable Compound.
In every community you will find
women who have been restored to
health by Lydia Z. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound. Almost every
one you meet has either been bene-
fitted by it, or has friends who have.
In the Pinkham laboratory at
Lynn, Mass, any wOmanany daymay
see the files containing over one mil
lion one hundred thousand letters
from women seeking health, and
here are the letters in which they
openly state over their own sigma
lures that they were cured by Lydia
K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Lydia 4. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has saved many women
from surgical operations.
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is made from roots and
herbs, without drugs, and Is whole
some and harmless.
The reason why Lydia f. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is SO
successful Is because it contains in
gradients which act directly upon
the feminine organism, restoring it
to healthy normal condition.
Women who are suffering from
those distressing ills peculiar to their
sex should not lose sight of these
facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
to restore their health.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

He had gone TO the dry goods store
with a bit OF dress materia. which his
wife had hidden him TO match. Il
am very sorry. sir. said the salesman.
but have nothing exactly like this.
The very last remnant was sold this
morning"
But ] must have H." exclaimed the
husband Otherwise. how can face
my wife,"
III you will permit me. sir" said
the salesman. Il would venture 20 sug.
gest that you invite friend home to
dinner with you"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
btuuorously Worded Rebuke.

Theodore F. Roberts had n fluent
command OF language, both In speak.
ing and writing. and was well liked
by everybody. He could secure the
attention of a negligent publisher II
need be. To one such. who was re-
miss about sending vouchers, he once
closed up a long letter with the sen
tence: And, finally. my dear sir,
permit me TO say that II would be
easier for a camel TO ride into tho
kingdom OF heaven on velocipede
than for anyone 10 find n late copy OF
your paper in the city Of New York"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
A Discomfiting Witness.

The following colloquy took place
between Councillor Sealingwax and a
witness who would talk back" "You
say, sir, the prisoner is a thief"
Eyes, sir. Cause why, she has con-
fessed she was" "And you also swear
she worked for you after this con
fession?" Eyes, sir" Then we are
to understand that you employ dis
honest people to work for you, even
after their rascalities are known?" "Of
course. How else would l get as
sjstance from lawyer?"-Argonaut
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Crack or Break.

Edwin and his mother went for .
walk Sunday afternoon. Coming TO n
tree OF cherries, the mother bent low
limb SO that the little fellow could
pick some. Seeing some nne ones
higher up. he begged to be allowed to
climb the tree. "Oh. no" said his
mother. shat would be breaking the
Sabbath"
And we are only cracking the Sab
bath now. are we. mammal" inquired
Edwin --Delineator.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
insanity

you admit having received q $780,
900 fee from the trust" said the law
yer for the state
Il do" replied the senator. calmly.
Besides, sent Il back"
Sent fl back"
Il did"
Your honor" said the lawyer. turn
ing 10 the court. i cannot prosecute
an Insane man"
Adjournment was had until some
Lisuists could be rounded up.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Ready, Whatever Happens.

"Work as though you were to live
forever; live as though you were to
die tonight says an old writer. It is
counsel that fits many, though the
man whose life is well insured NAV
claim some exemption. He has no
need of working as though death were
ready to come, for he has already an.
ticipated and guarded his dependents
against the monetary distress that so
often trails in the grim visitors wake
As for the rest of the advice, his poll
cies are tangible evidence of his noble
forethought and readiness to die, if
need be, tonight.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Making Sure.

Our Freddy Is fully endowed with
the inquiring mind OF youth. Recently
he said: Mamma. who puts the bottle
OF milk on our front porch every night
when we are all asleep"
Isn't that a rather foolish ques'
tom" his mother answered Whom
do you suppose?'
Well said the small investigator.
thoughtfully. - suppose God does. but
I'd like 10 know for sure,"--A. NJ. A.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

Kidney Pills, Kid
ney diseas sc W a 8
slowly poisoning me.
Dizzy spells almost
made me fall, sharp
pains like knit e
thrusts would catch
me in the back, and
finally an attack al
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Only Sig MIlea Away.

Craggs-You look warm. Why don't
you go where it's cooler? know q
place only six miles from here where
the thermometer drops way below
zero.
Snaggs-What are you giving me?
Where is this placer
Straight up. Take q balloon"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Poor, Patient Man.

Mr.. Henpeck-My dear, please don't
call me Leo" any more.
Mrs. Henpeck-What foolishness are
you thinking about now? Why
shouldn't | call you Leo" That's
your name.
Mr.. Henpeck-I know, but 1t makes
my friends laugh when you call me
that; | was thinking you might call
me JOB" just for a pet name.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Work Of zambesl Missions.

A pamphlet recently issued by An
drew Murray gives a brief survey OF
missions south OF the Zambesi. There
are 81 different missionary organiza.
tons at work. ministering TO over TO-.
900 900 people. The student volunteer
movement In South Africa has put 81
young missionaries In the field since
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Jap Immigrants for Brazil.

Brazil has received its first batch Of
japanese immigrants-7S1-un the
arrangement concluded about nine
months ago between the Japanese and
Brazilian governments. Within two
days all were at work on the coffee
plantations. Other shiploads will ar
rive regularly.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

grip left me with a constant agoniz-
ing backache. Doan's Kidney Pills
helped me quickly and in three weeks
time there was not symptom of
kidney trouble remaining"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Ethlca Of Eriendshlp.

In the progress Of each mans char
acter. he will have learned the lesson
OF life who Is skillful In the ethics Of
friendship Emerson
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
FLY YOUTH.

The Boss-Where did you work
last?
Boy-On fly paper.
The Boss-A fly paper! What's a fly
paper?
Boy-Wot! Don't you read the Daily
BALLOON?
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Following the Laws.

Gerald-My grandfather blew out
his brains.
Geraldne-Your not having any is,
therefore, suppose. due to the laws OF
heredity.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

Makers Of artificial foacrs In New
YORK city are receiving an unusual
rambler 81 orders from all parts Of
re country for the fail and winter
laGs Mos; - the supply for The IA.
.cn comes from New York where
more money f. spent for the manu-
fsc,ufe Of imitation iowsrs than in
any other eiiy 10 the world
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

Aliens Eoot-Eass, n Powder
For swollen, sweating feet, Gives Instant relief The
original powder for the feet Nc al all DrusgistA
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
A PROGRESSIVE.

Madame, dot girl of yours make
great progress NIT her moosic. Before
she was always two or dree notes be.
hint me, and now she is always two or
dree notes ahead"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

II isn't necessary for a married man
10 know his mind.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

Mrs. Winsfoe's soothing syrup.
For children tertbins softens the gums, reduces n
nAnmEtion. Aliays pain, wind oolu. ec bottle
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

The dread Of ridicule Is apt to stran
gle originality at It's birth.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
in,nortant 70 Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
THREE WEEKS
sroUsh, About . Remarkable Change.

Mrs. A. ]. Davis Of Murray. Ky,
says: When / began using Doan's
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
CONSIDERATION.

AhS "oihhioh my What y thatF
The Kid SEE. any time You gifts
tired I'll take de job fer two cents a
hour.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Cultivate Decision Of Character.

Every man who has decision Of
character viii have enemies. and the
man who has no decision OF character
can have 40 friends butler.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

rsre destroyed property IN b's'''s'
= estimated in value al ball a
..,,rio, dollars. Dynamite Nes "
u l..aa 10 ~ check the flames. a nHIn-
I.er Of business houses, - So,
residences were wipes ou' .,,, :.
,'.rsons we're injured BY ~, -, th'''"
i,on n the dynamite, none iatAi's
Ms George Collier. ~ife Of a TAnes,
occidental. Cal, Was Drowned
~ u nj wine The ~omAn vas
20 ,bc winery on the Zone,
ranch and had climbed go, 20 ~, xt,s vine.
. large vat partly hlled Sl.a 49, "a.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
COFFEE
Nothing does more for
a grocer, one way or the
other, than coffee. He
must sell poor; (he needn't
sell it to you) it is good
that makes him.
Demand Tor Artificial Flowers.

Yaur grocer returns yustr naotsey {: you dctt
Lie s. ialif,ss best ne pay him
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-02-06
Audubon Township Items

J. G. Rose, formerly of this town
ship. has sold his fine farm near Anita
and will move to Iowa City this spring
Fred Krumm, of Guthrie county, is
very i'll, of lung fever.
Quite a number from this vicinity
attended the birthday party at Chas
PALMS, Saturday.
The box social at number one will
be Friday evening, February Seven,
it having been postponed from last
week on account Of the inclemency of
the weather.
A literary has been organized at
number six and they are to meet on
Wednesday of each week.
Julius Jergins and family visited
Sunday at Chris Heckman's.
Clyde Boehme purchased team and
buggy of Albert Hocamp, last week.
A Mr.. Jensen has rented the farm
now occupied by Louie Johnson.
Fred Wahlert and wife, of Extra,
attended the party at Arthur Schwen-
neker's despite the cold weather.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-02-06
Extra News And Notes

Frank and Fred Dennison, who have
been working out in Wyoming for sew
eral months, returned this week to re-
main until spring.
John Harrison is down this week
from Carroll visiting at the home of
John Rietf.
Ralph Hawk moved this week from
the old A. b. Houston property, in
the south part of town, to the H. f.
Andrews residence, nearer the main
part of the city.
j. G. Powell and his merry band of
helpers have been very busy the past
week trying to get ice enough to salts
fy the demands of the public the COM
ing season. 1t has been an unusually
mild winter so far and now there is no
time to be lost.
George Weighton, the veterinary
surgeon of Audubon, was in our city
Friday, answering some calls.
Mrs. Nels Hansen has been having
a serious time this week with felOn
on her hand. She suffered untold ago
ny and walked the floor day and night
until she gave out. Then the doctor
lanced it several times and thinks per-
haps she will get along all right now.
Mrs. r. Rasmussen, of Audubon
came down Friday to care for Mrs.
Nels Hansen until her hand is well.
Mrs. Will Woodward, of Atlantic,
came up Thursday and passed several
days with friends about the city.
President 0. H. Longwell and Mrs.
DeGraff, both of Highland Park Col
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-02-06
Lou Hickman and wife have been
mite ILL., of lagrippe, but are reported

Lou Hickman and wife have been
qnite i'll, of lagrippe, but are reported
better.
A large number of friends and rela-
ttves assisted Mrs. Arthur Schwe nek-
er in celebrating her birthday, on last
Sunday.
Herman Wedemeyer and wife enter
tanned company of relatives and
friends, last Saturday, in honor Of
their sixteenth wedding anniversary.
Mrs. John Porter, Junior, and lit.
tie son visited on Thursday night aud
Friday with her former neighber. MR..
William Hocamp, Junior.
Will Kroeger and wife entertained
large company of friends yesterday.
Two residents of Extra township
drew the attention of the crowd at the
Shelhan sale by g fisticuff," and
they didn't have. a referee either.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-02-06

lege, at Des Moines, we're in our city
last Saturday and entertained large
audience at the Methodist church. In
the afternoon Mr.. Longwell delivered
a fine lecture and then Mrs. DeGraff, ,
Iowa's most gifted singer, sang num-
Der of beautiful songs 1t was very
much enjoyed by all who attended.
Harry Paige and wife returned to
Extra, Friday, from several weeks
visit with relatives in South Dakota.
Joe Sanberg and wife, of Atlantic,
visited over Sunday at the home of
George Paige and wife.
John Baumgardner has been a very
sick man at his home, the past week,
of lagrippe but at this writing they
think he is on the mend.
There was a pretty double wedding
took place at the Catholic church in
Extra, Iowa, on Wednesday morning,
February 5, 1908, at nine of the clock
when Reverend Father Weiland united
in marriage Mr.. John Martes, Junior,
to Miss Emma Il. Langenfald and Mr..
Henry A. KurtZhals to Kathryn NJ.
MerteS. 1t was very large wedding,
but most all present were relatives of
the newly married couples; and was
followed by fine dinner at the John
Mertes, Junior, home just west from
Extra. Both couples received many
pretty and valuable gifts from their
admiring friends.
Charles Kommes attended the Poland
China hog sale in Audubon, Tuesday,
and purchased three fine ones.
Grace West was visiting with rela-
tives, up at Audubon, first of the week
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-02-06

be able bills the first of the coming We don't
if cheaper
buy that's your business.
undertaking lifetime
had dozen competitors they all knew the Smuneys
in We will reward with $4,000
competitor Audubon county that didn't with We handle
good battle furniture and always in the lead Will
fgh should will Are afraid of competi
Not much, banty weight afraid of chanedup ele
We have had business who tried tell how
business Those didn't try that's lead pipe
cnch AS long Ed pays the bills butt in we
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-02-06

Since Mrs. Guernsey got married,
last week, her son, Austin Guernsey
and wife have moved back into the old
home on the corner.
Charles Curd was down from the
county seat Tuesday to help look after
the new lighting plant to be placed in
the Knights of Pythias Lodge room
and Opera House, ia the room below.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-02-06
Undertaking a
Speciality
COMMERCIAL CLUB

At meeteDg of the Audubon Com
mercial Club, held last Friday even
ing the following gentlemen wereelect-
cd officers for the ensuing year:
r. G.. Spencer, President;
A. M. Currier, Vice President
f. A. Buthweg, Secretary;
Il. Bilharz, Treasurer;
Chris Henriksen, Executive
Il. S. Van Gorder, Goun,; tse
Il. M. Johnson, niiii''oo'
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-02-06
New County Surveyor

At the last meeting of the County
Board Carl d. Forsbeck. was appoint
ed County Surveyor to fill the vacan-
cy caused by the death of P. l. Whit
ted, of Extra. Mr.. Forsbeck, who lives
at Gray, is a gentleman capable of
filling the place in an acceptable
manner.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-02-06
The Iowa Sanitariutn

The last legislature appropriated
funds to build sanitarium for the
treatment of patients having incipient
consumption. The Board of control
having the erection of the building in
charge has announced its completion
and readiness TO receive and care for
patients, Physicians have been APP
pointed in each county in the state
with authority to examine persons
who are DESTROYS of going there to
take treatment. For Audubon county
DR.. A. L. Brooks and +. Rosenbladt
have been appointed.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-02-06
Odds and Ends must 90 regardless of Cost

1--WE clear 1908 and to do the largest business
Audubon hundred and silver
country building their vaults hold the
We but don't uniureof unless
cheapest We have worry about debts We
have home with attached it the EARTH
whether school keeps We
clerk saying pease buy lady We willing to lose little