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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-01-20
WATERBURY FIRE ALARM.

4-Cor South Main and Grand sta
 5-Scovill Manufacturing Co. (P)
 6-Cor Bridge and Magill sts.
 7-Exchange Place.
 8-Euclid and Roseland avenueA l2-Rogers & Bro. (P) 13-Cor East Main and Niagara sts. 14-Cor East Main and Woicott stA 15-Cor High and Walnut streets. 16-Cor East Main and Cherry sts. l7-Cor East Main and Cole sts. 21-Cor North Elm. kingsbury stA 23-Burton street engine house. 24-Waterbury Mfg Co. (PI 25-Cor North Main and North sts. 26-Cor Buckingham and Cooke sta 27-Cor Grove and Prospect sts. 2S-Cor Hillside avenue and Pine sts. 29-Cor Ludlow and N. Willow sts. 31-Cor Bank and Grand sts. 32-Cor Riverside and Bank cts. 84-Cor w. Main and Watertown I'd. 35-Conn. R. x l.. Co car house (Pl 36-Waterbury Brass Co. (P) 37-Cor Cedar and Meadow sts. 38-Cor Grand and Field stS. 42-Cor South Main and Clay stA i3-New England Watch Go. (P) 46-Benedict & Burnham Mfg Co tPy 46-Waterbury Buckle Go. (P) 47-Cor S. Main and Washington sta. 51-Cor Baldwin and River sts. 52-Cor Franklin end Union sta. 53-W'bury Clock Co, case f'ty. (Py 54-Rose Hill house. 56-Cor Liberty and River sts. 67-Cor Baldwin and Stone sts. 5s-Cor Luke street and Sylan ave. 62-Cor Doolittle alley and Dublin ss 72-Cor West Main and Willow sts. 73-Cor N Willow st and Hillside ay, 74-Cor Johnson and Wateryille sta 142-Wolcott st above Howard. 153-Cor Walnut and Wood sts, 162-Cor East Main and Welton sta 173-Poli's theater.
 212-The Platt Bros. & Co. fP) 213-Shoe Hardware Co. (Pl 214-W'bury Clock mvt. factory fp, 216-Cor Cherry and North Elm sts 251-Cor Round Hill and Ward sta 253-Farm street. cor St Paul. 25f-Cor Etna and North Matn sts 261-Junc Cooke and N. Main sta 263-Cor Abbott and Phoenix ayes. 272-Grove, Central and Holmes ay. 311-S. N. E. Tel Co building (Pl 312-Cor Bank and Meadow sts. 313-Randolph & Gloves. (Pl 314-P'ume & Atwood (P) 315-American Ring Co. (P1 316-Electric Light Station. fp s1s-Holmes, Booth & Haydens. fpr 321-Cor Bank and Washington ay 322-Cor Green and N. Leonard sts 323-Cor Wash'ton ave Portland st 324-Cor Charles and Porter sta 326-Cor Lafayette. Washington av. s27-Riyerside Park. near brewery. 371--City Lumber and Coal Co. (Pl 412-Traey Brok tPI
 t23-Cor Clay and Mill sts. i22-Cor Liberty and g. Main sts 451-Steels & Johnson Mfg Co. fP, 57z-Cor Baldwin and Wilmington sts 5s2-Cor Baldwin and Rye sts. 7iz-Cor Ridgewooo and w'viIIs sts.
 (Pl Private.
 sIGNALs.
 |. One stroke calls superintendent to
 the City hall.
 I-I. Two strokes, fire out. recall. lii. Three strokes i 2 m D. m. I-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1. Ten stroksx
 quick will indirate general alarm
 and will call the entire force Ints
 aervics.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-01-20
MONDAY, JAN 20, 1908.

Jas4. -~ .. ANSlorY. 17s2-Richard Henry Lee, statesman, born died 1794. 1734-Robert Morris, financier and "sign- er," born in Liverpool: died 1SO6. 1906 - Nathaniel Parker Willis born in Portland, Me; died on same date In 1887 1900-John Ruskin, the noted English au- thor, died near London; born 1919. 19T-A hurricane at Buffalo caused loss of S, ,00O, 900.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
MEXICAN INDIANS HONOR WIFE
OF MINE OWNER.
Aeelsmation Ceremony Follows Night
OF Hubbub by Tribesmen Garry
ing eIfts-Friendship Won
by Acts Of Kindness.

Mexico City.-The Indians Of Zacu-
alpam have adopted In due form and
ceremony an American woman for
their queen. The person who has
just been so highly honored is Mrs.
Maria Perry Eisenhart, wife OF Il. l..
Eisenhart, an American mining man
who has rich mine in the Zacualpam
district.
Mrs. Eisenhart won the warm
friendship of the Indians by her many
acts of kindness toward them. She
visited them in their humble homes
and administered to their wants when
sick She interested herself in their
everyday life and traditions. She
had little outside Of the lowly In
dams to afford her amusement or
arouse her interest In the remote
mountain mining camp where she and
her husband lived. She had no idea,
however, that the distinguished honor
OF making her queen of the tribe was
to be conferred upon her. The In.
dins who inaugurated the movement
to make her their queen went about
the arrangement SO quietly that II
was not until all Of their plans for the
big event were finished that she be-
came aware Of what was about TO be
done.
On the day selected for the impor.
tant ceremonies several hundred In
dams went to the home of Mr.. and
Mrs, Eisenhart at three o'clock in the
morning and began making a great
hubbub rney added TO the noise By
discharglng firearms and beating up
on tin pans. Mr.. and Mrs. Eisenhart
at first thought that their home was
being attacked. but upon going TO the
door they were informed by the lead.
er of the unique celebration that they
had come TO do special honor to Mrs.
Eisenhart and that It was but the be.
ginning OF the ceremony which was
to mark the event of making Mrs
Eisenhart their queen,
The noise on the outside OF the
house was kept up until daybreak,
when whole families of Indians began
arriving from remote parts OF the
mountain region, each of them carry
ing some kind OF present for Mrs
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
ADOPT A WHITE QUEEN

Eisenhart. The presents were depos.
tied In one of the rooms of the house,
and Mrs. Elsenhart welcomed each
guest in true regal style
The officials of the Indian village
called during the morning to pay
their respects, all OF them pledging
their support TO her reign over the
tribe as their queen. The ceremony
OF browning Mrs. Eisenhart as "Reina
de las Sierras." or queen Of the noun.
tains, took place at ten O'Clock in the
morning upon an elevated platform
which had been erected for the pur.
pose. II was an impressive event. in
which aged Indians participated. The
chief OF the tribe placed beautiful
silvertrimmed crown upon the head
of Mrs. Eisenhart, and she was on.
cially declared to be queen OF the
Zacualpams. This crown was the
handiwork Of expert silversmiths
among the Indians. and is of unique
and beautiful workmanship. TIE sill.
yer from which II was made was OBJ
tanned from the mountains and
smelted in a crude way by The In.
dians,
The duties OF Mrs. Elsenhart as
queen are purely nominal. She Is
consulted on many simple affairs OF
the tribe, and her wishes and orders
are implicitly obeyed.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
MILKING RULE A LIFE RISK.
Woman.HatIng Cow Kleks Man with
an Apron.

Richmond Hin, l.. because Brin.
die. long-horned COW owned by
George Koch will permit no one but
a man to milk her, Koch when he ap.
peared at milking time attired in a
long white apron, had his face cut
open and bruised by a well-dlrected
kick from the cows hind leg. Koch
wore an apron because the board OF
health has ordered all persons milking
cows TO wear them.
Brindle, while she is woman
hater is easily deceived. and 1t is
said that once woman donned trou.
sers and succeeded in milking the ami.
NAL without trouble. When Koch
came toward her wearing his apron
tied around his neck and up under his
chin the cow glanced over her shoul
der, saw what appeared 10 be petit
coat, and gave kick that upset milk
pail and mixer.
Then she dashed out, cutting Koch's
face above the left eye. Koch took &c
his heels.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
GOOD Jokes
THE soAsrER.

He never planted seeds that didn't grow
ne never tried a job he couldn't do;
lie Is always very quick
To detect the shrewdcst trick.
And nobody ever buncocd him. IT'S true,
Hes a brilliant and a wonderful success,
Though I never saw him show roll
OF pelf.
But I'm sure he must be great.
For I'm very free 10 state
He's very often told me so himself
He could write an epic poem II he chose
Ana Frohman wants him 10 write a
play.
Hes been often urged to mix
In the game OF politics,
But he wouldn't use his talents in that
way.
lie never failed In anything he tried.
He has many styles OF medals on his
shelf;
lie advises public men
What TO do and how and whom.
rms | know because he has told me so
himself.
There aren't many things that he has
never done.
And It's certain that he's onto all the
ropes.
But with all his talk and blow,
| would really like to know
II he over tried to pick out cantnloupes3
There is one thing moro I'll bot no cannot
do,
And on It I'll wager now my wad OF
pelf;
] will gamble now with you
Every solitary sou.
He can't talk on any subject but him
self
Detroit Free Press.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
FOR FAMILY USE.

John Mrs Mugwump began,
thoughtfully, I've been thinking a lot
about you lately"
something niceq" questioned hue
by, with hopeful infection.
DO you know" she went on, quito
ignoring the bid for fiattery. shat
since we have lived hero In the soun'
try and you have gone backwardi and
forwards to the city every day, You
have seen absolutely nothing o. the
children
81 don't see how that can be helped.
replied Mugwump, when leave In
the morning they are non up. and when
| come back In the evening they're
still In bed"
Yes" assented the patient wife,
that is so, but YOU might ut least
send them souvenir post card now
and then"
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
NEGRO MAN TURNING WHITE.

The change I'm color has been accom-
panied by a remarkable Improvement
al health. When Warribale came to
live on the Harjo place he gave evi-
dence OF being afflicted with consump-
ZION, To-day he is robust and strong,
and ill-health is a thing OF the past.
Recently a chemical analysis was
made OF the spring from which the
negro has been drinking. which
showed II TO contain sulphur and ar.
senic In heavy quantities. Only two
other springs OF like nature are known
In the world, one being in Mexico and
the other in India. Both have won
derful reputation because OF their
curative powers.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
The LadY,s Opinion.

A certain member of congress from
New England went TO a southern state
some years ago to make a few cam
paign speeches. II was his first ex.
perience In the south, and he had
considerable 10 learn. One day he
stopped at n farm house for dinner
I'm sorry, ma'am," he said TO the
lady presiding, but don't eat hot
bread"
why don't your" she asked. being
quite as inexperienced in northern
customs as the congressman was in
southern.
Because It is indigestible and un.
healthy"
What kind do you eat?"
Cold bread, always"
She looked him over carefully, siz.
ing up his scrawny form from every
point OF view, and after survey she
remarked with a sniff:
We'll, II seems to me that It's about
time you had change OF diet
Judge.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
A Heartless Wretch

1T is our first dinner together. dar.
ling. and have invited our old friend
DR.. Safeleigh to dine with u.s..
The young wife was quite satisfied.
The doctor came in time, was excel.
lent company, and the various dishes,
all prepared by the bride. apparently
appreciated. II was not until the
physician had gone that the wife grew
thoughtful.
Thomas, she suddenly broke out
why, among all our friends. did you
invite but one man, and that man a
doctor, TO dine w.:h us today? Oh
Thomas, Thomas. to think that you
were afraid 10 eat your first meal OF
my cooking without having a doctor
at your very elbow. Royal Magazine
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
Drinking from Spring Containing Ar
senio Is Given as Cause.

Tulsa, Okla.-Jackson Warribale, a
Creek negro. who lives five miles
southeast OF Mannford, is slowly turn
Ing white. and from a slim negro,
weighing less than 40 pounds, he has
changed. within three months, TO "A
portly man weighing 1926 pounds.
Warribales case battles the most
skilled physicians in this section OF
the country.
About two years ago he moved 10
the Hario allotment, where he now re-
sides. His metamorphosis dates from
that time He attributes II TO drink
ing water from mineral spring on
the Hario place. Certain IL Is that
soon after coming onto the Harjo
place The transformation from black
10 white began.
Large white blotches appeared here
and there over his body. At first he
thought the blotches we're ringworms,
and tried TO check them. but without
avail. Gradually the patches enlarged.
until now Warribale has almost
emerged from his native black skin.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

far revisited the Maors years later when Sir George
visit The chief and friendly committed
regent the kept
British
Ian
having commanded the
Rather compliment
through his merit
all the wonderful changes
The his idea of naval reform is
through first plead for the advance
Of the DIV
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
outwIttsd the Landlord.

when recently leasing a house In a
fashionable suburb OF Philadelphia the
eesee Jailed to examine closely the
berMs OF the lease. After a time his
anoiord called and reminded him
na' ne was bound TO do all the out
sue painting at certain intervals
~ tenant protested In vain; so he
asasea painters and ordered them TO
Nv me whole front OF the house red.
n n ana blue--in stripes.
-nen Il was finished the neighbor-
u rose up In arms and the land
~ was frantic. The tenant polite
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
Birds Fly Backward.

Port Jervis, N. Y.--The drought up
this way has caused queer freak in
nature. Highway commissioners in
the country districts repairing the
roads with fine crushed stone are
bothered because the top dressing Is
blown away by winds through lack of
rain to hold IT down. Migratory birds
going south fly backward to keep the
dust out OF their eyes.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
A Deadly Doughnut.

Youngstown. O.-Mrs. Mary Won
derlich Of Coalburg, near here, is in a
serious condition from injuries
caused by the explosion OF a dough-
nut Just what caused the explosion
has not yet been determined. Several
opinions have been advanced
Some think Mrs Wonderllch did not
make the hole big enough 70 accom-
modate the air the dough surrounded
Others believe that air gathered In
the folds of the dough and the heat
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
Wasted Enerov.

"Ah, yes, his was wasted life, 50
sighed the baldheaded gentleman.
Was he dissipated? Had he an.
upathy for work? Was he a gambler.
a lover of fast horses, "a"
Nay, nay" interrupted the bald.
headed gentleman. None OF these,
but far worse. lie spent his life en-.
deavoring TO raise vegetables which
should remotely resemble the gor.
geous specimens he had seen In the
seedsman's catalogues Royal Maya
zine.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

" explained that there was nothing in
the lease about the color, SO he intend
ed to finish the job by painting the
back of the house green, with large
yellow spots. The landlord saw that
he had met his match. and within a
few days the tenant had new lease,
IN which the landlord undertook 10 do
the outside acknowledgements.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
he Deacon-oh, yes. did


Il have here" said the long haired
visitor, who had wandered into the
sporting editors room by mistake, II
have here a short poem ! wrote on
Niagara Falls,'"
You don't sayY'' snortcd the sport.
Ing editor How In thunder did YOU
keep your paper from getting wety'
Royal Magazine.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
Anothsr PhIlanthronlst.

why don't you abolish straps and
nigh stems on your street car lines?"
My friend" answered Mr.. Dustin
Stax, impressively, scientists tell us
that unless we take more exercise we
will become mere creatures OF brain.
with neither arms nor legs. I'm try.
ing to stand between humanity and an
awful Washington Star.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
A Possible ExnlnnntInn.

Anxious Mother.-Don't you know that
George Washington never. never told
a lie?
Sinful Boy-Maybe his mamma didn't
care how much cakes and jam he took,
and he wasn't fraid TO tell her-New
York Weekly.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
EN0LA ND'S OLDEST ADMIRAL

Richard Norman, Englands Oldest admiral
has Just celebrated his ninety-elghth birthday
anniversary Probably no other naval officer in
the world can boast longer record, as he en-
tered the British navy at 10. His memory Of
service ahoat goes back to the year 1928, and
he has some wondrous yarns 70 spin OF life and
adventure on many seas.
One of the most singular experiences which
he takes pleasure In relating is rubbing noses
-terally-with a Maori queen who in her turn
had rubbed noses" with Capt Cook the famous
explorer,
THE Maoris in those days said the admiral
in the course of a recent interview, were a
canniba tribe on the west coast OF New Zealand.
| was one of the first to visit them This was
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
EXPLAINED.

"rhey don't care for expense here"
said the regular boarder at the sum.
mer resort hotel. when you call for
lemonade they give you a stalk or two
Of macaroni with It instead OF a
straw"
4 was just wondering" observed
the new boarder. after pause. why
this baked macaroni tastes so strong
ly of lemon uice."-Chicago Tribune.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

from the lard caused II TO explode At
all events. the doughnut blew up. not
even the hole remaining.
Mrs. Wonderlich may never cook
doughnuts again.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

A woman never has charitable
thought for one Of her husbands old
sweethearts. but a man always has
a tender fellow-feeling for all the 9TH
ers who so narrowly escaped his own
fate.-Helen Rowland.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

Capt. Kidd. the pirate, was burying
his treasure.
Il could lock It mp In a safety depos.
II vault. Of course" he said. but !
want to put the stun where the per
sonal property assessor will never
hear Of IT,"
so well did he do the job. in fact,
that Il hasn't turned up, eyen YETI
Chicago Tribune.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

A Berlin doctor says that most men
might with advantage study the man
ner OF eating by the giraffe, which
masticates every mouthful III times
before swallowing H. But look al tho
long neck he has!
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

theology philosophy Kentucky
Brooklyn NJ Y in 1885,
led his has been rapid In 1898 the late Archbishop
n OF the archdiocese and
his
the educational the church Bishop Mudoon has
parish
academy high school for girls and paocha school that
archdiocese
throughout
Catholic department
exhibit Chicago worlds
pertaining educational unselhsh
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
HEADS NEW DIOCESE

RI. Rev. Peter J. Muldoon of Chicago has
been named by the Vatican as first bishop Of the
newly created Catholic diocese Of Rockford ILL.,
The selection was really made by the prests of
the Chicago archdiocese. for upon the list Of
names submitted to his holiness that of Mgr
Muldoon, like Ben Adhems, led all the rest
while II was further Endorsed as most worthy"
Mgr Muldoon was something of a bishop
before, having been some time since given the
ttular honors as bishop of Tammos. The fact
that there is no diocese of Tammos made the
rank purely honorary one. after a pleasant
fashion Of the mother church
The new chief Of the new diocese of Rock.
ford is one of the most eloquent men of his
faith In the middle west. Born and educated in
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
Avnnthetlcal oueatIon.

Daddy" said the threeyear-old
what would you do II you loved me
iust as much as you do and didn't
have any children only sister,"
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
TOOK PART IN LYNCHING BEE

william Van Amberg Sullivan, former
United States senator from Mississippi having
been out OF the public eye and mind for a year
or two, has projected himself back into view
by means of his recent participation In south
ern lynching bee and his defense of his course
through the public press.
During his public career the Mississippan oc-
cupied much more than his share of public at
tention. He was sent TO the senate by the APP
pointment OF Gov. McLaurin In 1898. Shortly
after that he announced that he was to marry
Mrs. Marie Atkins. The first response was a
breach of promise suit by Miss Lucy Leetin OF
his home town of Oxford
The suit was settled and the matter was
.,..oa 20 dron A few weeks later Sullivan
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

Bacon-Your wife Is n dream!
Egbert-Yes; dreams are contrary
things, you knowl-Yonkers States.
man.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

The duke OF Aosta has been enter
tanning American officers. AS brother
to the young prince who is 10 marry
an American girl, he probably feels
that he is a relatiyeln-law TO the Uni
ted States.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

mad Pullman assaulted MIN ana
sued back washington 10 De
me the the porter that he had big
squad OF and took bodsuad detectives along
ION his wedding
In 1889 Connolly Memphis ommealAppea bitterly cr
his
would e euo
met and each one when they stopped
Having unexrired oil senator
falling retired the senate IN
and has politically extinct He is lawyer
5S
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15


OF electng
That he didn't quite do result
Republican
andno
Ia of a
and all the influences possible
Gardner who a
farmer shrewd fluent speech manner with way
that
t Maine he a
he
@ national political issues revival Of prohibition question thus
redho fight which
@ Up the last few days HIS certainty as
Isnce notable days of Gov Kent
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

Lady Passenger-IIow long shall we
be before we reach Liverpool. captaln2
Captain (who hates to be approached
by the passengers when on duty
Don't know. maam. don't know. Bet.
ter go and ask the cook.
Lady Passenger (somewhat taken
aback, but equal to the occasion) oh,
| beg your pardon. Excuse me,
thought was addressing the cook
London Telegraph
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
PROMINENT PEOPLE
MADE g. o. p. TAKE NOTICE

obadiah Gardner Of Rockland. Ne. is LATE
arrival In the ranks of men who have mado The
world pause for moment to speculate and won.
DER. IL Is very doubtful whether one nan in
zO'OOO in the United States outside of Maine had
ever heard the name Obadiah Gardner a month
or two ago. II is quite certain that outside of
New England his quaint Yankee name would
nave aroused no shade of interest in the mind of
'he average reader. Probably few days more
ana the nurrylng, selfish world win recollect as
little of him as It knew day before the recent
election. Yet for the time being he has made
some 25,OOO'OOO of people sit sharply up and take
notice of his existence in little rural village IN
in the rock.bound Maine.
nhnIi.A
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15
Not Worth Il.

The Minister guess you made no
mistake when you marie that
woman.
The Deacon-ob, yes, | did
you did?"
YES; don't you remember gave
you ten arsl'--Yonkers States.
man
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

Mr.. shy-Are you fond of animals?
Miss Mature-Veryl
Mr.. Shy--Which one do you like
best?
Miss Mature with far-away look)
Man.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1908-10-15

The Ohio State journal notes the
misprints look much funnier TO tho
editor when they're in some other pa
per. Yes, but they look about ten
times as big In his own paper.