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The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
REPUBLICAN.

Sam Lyons and wife left for Mississip-
pi to spend Christmas.
Mrs. Jane Palmer has left for Okla
homa where she will make her home.
Miss Daisy Armor went home Satur-
day to spend Christmas. The school
was dismissed for a week.
Archie Reynolds came home from
England last week, where he has been
picking cotton.
Sam Crump made business trip to
Conway last week.
ATom Sims of Guy was in our midst
last week.
Jim Lane and William Hore of Guy
were here first of the week.
Miss Icie Major went home to spend
the holidays.
The Christmas tree given by the
school teacher was we'll enjoyed by all
the little ones.
Several from here went to Bono to the
literary Friday night.
Hardy Reynolds came home from Ok
laho ma last week.
M. J. Hall wens to Conway last week.
Jim Belott and father of Happy VAL
ley were in our midst Wednesday and
returnad Thursday.
Vanie Duncan went to Conway last
week.
George Reynolds moved to his new
home last Thursday.
Charlie Acre and wife of Black Fork
visited relatives and friends here this
week
Elbeit Henderson and wife was up
from Black Fork last week.
J. c. Johnson is moving to Black Fork
this week.
J: 2. Duncan was IN Conway lastweek
day.
P. H. Palmer and wife made a bust
ness trip to Happy Valley last week.
H. c. Williams visited relatives and
friends at Bono.
merry Christmas and happy new
year. Dec. ~.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
A TROPICAL SKIRT.

A missionary who labored in a
tropical island desired to wean his
flock to his own ideas of clothing.
He appealed to their vanity, and
gave to the fairest of her tribe sever
al Yards of cloth wherewith to make
skirt. She was to appear in the
garment at the next mission meet
ing. She did so. But the mission
ary's pleased expectancy was turned
to CONSERVATION when the untutored
savage appeared with the whole of
his gift wound upon her head in the
form of towering turban.-Charity
Organization Review.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
WASP AND ITS PREY.

As DR.. Darwin was walking one
day in his garden he perceived a
wasp upon the gravel walk with a
large fly nearly as big as itself which
it had caught. Kneeling down, he
distinctly saw it cut off the head
and then taking up with its feet
the trunk or middle portion of the
body, to which the wings remained
attached, fly away.
But a breeze of wind acting on the
wings of the fly turned around the
wasp with its burden and impeded
its progress. Upon this it alighted
again on the gravel walk, deliberate
ly sawed off first one wing and then
the other, and having thus removed
the cause Of its embarrassment, flew
off with its booty.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
DAMASCUS.

Christmas is here again. Let us all
be careful to spend the day in reverence
and honor to the One Who was born on
that day and Who laid down His life for
ours. There will be a Christmas tree at
Damascus and good time is expected
for all.
Rev. J. M. Mcgee will preach at the
Baptist church in Damascus Friday at
II a. N. and services, in all probability,
will continue day and night until Sun
day.
Miss Sallie Jennings, a young lady
who has been making her home at T..
M. Patterson's for some time, Joined the
Missionary Baptist church at this place
Sunday.
John Ballet of three miles west is very
i'll with slow fever at this writing.
Lawson Parish had a child very i'll
with Laryngitis few days last week.
w. B. Lloyd is doing some good work
with his shingle mill two miles north of
Damascus on Pine Mountain Greek.
Damascus high school will dismiss on
Wednesday, December 20, for Christ
mas and will not take up again until
Monday week following.
Rev. J. F. Sims filled his regular APP
pointment at the church here Sunday
and night before.
w. c. Scroggins has been doing some
carpenter work for Tom Woody in Bee
Branch for the last 8 or 4 weeks.
Hog killing was the order of the day
Saturday. Dec. %.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
SALTILLO.
Health is good at present.

Health is good at present.
William George of Magazine is visit
ing relatives and friends here.
Saltillo Lodge No. 492, w. 0; W., at
a call meeting last Saturday night elect
ed officers for the ensuing year.
Rudie Heffington is cutting fine lot
of shingles.
J. D. Jones made business trip to
Little Rock last week.
T. H. Vestal has purchased a mule
from Walter Terry for STA.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Cox went to Conway
Saturday.
S. G. w. Thrasher has moved to the
N. G. Smith place.
w. 7. Graham has just ceiled his res
idence overhead, which adds much to
its appearance.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Vestal visited F.
A. Vestal and family Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Q. w. Strickland are
visiting relatives at Little Rock.
Everybody is getting ready for a big
time Christmas.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Gnatney went to Con-
way Monday.
Uncle Jess Hendrickson is reported
no better from the fall he got
Tom Wales carried cotton to Little
Rock last week.
Melton Landers went to see his best
girl Sunday.
Claud Bolding visited at w. 7. Ora
hams Sunday. Dec. 20.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
HONOR. BUT NO ENJOYMENT
Position Of Leading Citizen Neatly set
Forth by Colored
Gentleman

Up in Laramie, Wyo., lives a very
distinguished old coIored gentleman
by the name of Col. Eugene Ran
some. Col. Ransome went to Lara
ME before the railroad reached the
town. Every time the roller mills
at Laramie roll the colonel goes up
to work in them and accumulates a
roll. BY profession he is a cook, and
it was he who mixed hash at the
opening of the Interocean hotel IN
Cheyenne. Col. Ransome was asked
recently how many colored people
Laramie could boast of.
'Well," he replied, eff somebody
would hollah 'Possum an sweet TIA
ters,' or 'Chitlins' about so would
appear on the scene at once"
"You're Laramie's most promi-
nent citizen, aren't you?" was asked.
The colonel hesitated while he
thought it over. Eyes" he finally
replied, "but they amt no money in
it."-Denver Post.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
MOUNT OLIVE.

Some sickness in our community at
present.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. J. Snow visited Mr..
and Mrs. c. c. Morgan first of the week
w. L. Easter and son went to Little
Rock last week.
Joe Weddle of Faulkner Gap visited
Dave Rifle and wife here Sunday last.
Miss Eufala Snow was a welcome
guest of Miss Nomel Morgan first of the
week.
w. c. Abbot is quite sick at present.
Misses Jewell and Erkle Snow were
the guests of their friends, Misses
Nomel and Alma Morgan, yesterday.
c. F. Hopkins is very sick at this
writing.
G. w. Weatherly and wife visited the
family of J. L. Morgan at Mt. Olive first
of the week.
w. J. Snow and son went to Conway
last week on business.
Miss Alice Lock of Beryl visited rel
atives in our midst first of the week.
Miss Nomel Morgan visited Mrs. d. S.
Rifle first of the week.
A merry Christmas to the Log Cabin
Democrat and its many readers and
correspondents. Dec. p.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
MOUNT VERNON.

A few DAYS of rain, with cool, gloomy
weather, followed by a few days of
spring-like weather, makes one feel
that spring time has come again. But
not so, for the winter has just begun,
and Christmas will soon bring old Santa
Claus with, we trust, many pleasures for
old and young. Wa expect nice time
here, with a joyous "tree" to gladden.
the hearts of the children especially.
We hope that the ''iug' will be laid
aside and instead of thoughtless revelry
that all may have higher and nobler
thoughts and good time. A Christmas
service will no doubt be held at one OF
the churches at 10 O'Clock Christmas
day, to which all will be welcome.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chandler are contem-
plating trip to San Antonio, Texas, to
spend the winter.
DR.. A. Hassell of Rosebud was here
Saturday.
Leo and Leslie Grafton visited here
Sunday. Who?
Frank Hawk will soon move his fam
lily to place two miles north of Con-
way. The people of this community
regret to lose them.
N. Hobbs of Garland Springs spent
Sunday with E. NJ. Chandler and wife.
]. d. Hendrickson lost good horse
last week. Mr. Hendrickson has rent
ed his farm in White county and is NOV
ing his family to Enola.
S. w. Williams, the substantial cash
merchant of Enola, was here Saturday
Mrs. S. NJ. Brown is spending a few
days at Heber with her daughter, Mrs,
Lester Hatfield.
Mrs. J. c. Hatfield has returned from
Dewitt, Mo-, where she spent a month
pleasantly with relatives.
Oscar Ketcherside has returned to his
old home near Romance, after trying
Texas and Oklahoma several years. He
says old Arkansas is hard to beat.
Henry Heffington, after having spent
a year in Oklahoma, has returned to
his home near Garland Springs to live
and die. We welcome his family back
to old Faulkner county.
R. L. Fisher and daughter, Miss Hat
tie, have gone to Morrilton on visit.
Chris c. Farmer, who left here a few
months ago and married a widow near
Pottsville, Pope county, was here on
business last week.
The w. O. w. camp here had quite
an enthusiastic meeting Saturday night
and elected officers for the ensuing
year, as fellows: A. J. Trobaugh, c. c.;
E. K. Newell, A. L.; E. E. Jones, bank
er; B. H. Traylor, clerk; I. F. Rea, es-
cort; H. J. Sanders, Waterman; ]. A
Clanton, J. w. Lipsaomb and M. A.
lobe, managers. These new officers will
be publicly installed on the second
Saturday night in January, at which
time some entertaining speakers are ex-
pected, with a grand rally among the
''choppers." Our neighboring camps
and the public generally are invited.
This (Old Hickory camp has been or
ganized number of years, has over
sixty members and has never lost a
member by reason of death.
A. E. Harmon is painting in Searcy.
Joe Alexander is home from Okla
homa. Dec. ID.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
My DRY" SPOT In CITH
2urrrise Alleged to Have Been Ac-
corded Thirsty Visitors to
Savannah, Ga.
Savannah, Ga.

Two men from New York awoke
taa morning to find themselves in
.svannah. Ga. Remembering that
hey were in a prohibition state, and
aaylng a thirst worthy of their sur
rounUnGs, the pair started out on a
aunt for an eye-opener.
They were not acquainted and
were in a quandary ss to where to
start on their quest, and while they
were debating the question mentally
between them they were approached
by a pleasant-looking policeman,
who wished them good morning"
Say, jim" said one of the pill
grims to the other, this is an open
ing. Here's good fellow; let's ask
him. 1t was agreed, and the off
GER answered their inquiry by say
ing, laconically; "Follow me" he
walked them three blocks until they
stood in front of the cathedral. Here
he paused.
The travellers looked at each other
in establishment.
Surely, my good man" said the
first, you do not mean to tell US a
blind tiger is being operated in
church p
"You see the church, do your
asked the policeman, solemnly.
Yes" assented the two.
"Well, that is the only place in
Savannah that you can't get il"
said he.=EXchange
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
CATO.

We are having some rainy bad wealth
er.
Christmas will soon be here and all
are expecting nice time. There will
be tree at the church on the 24th at
night.
We don't know yet who will be our
preacher for the next year.
There wedding at Faulkner Sunday,
Hosea Kelley and Miss Hanie, and an
other one over the hill, Tom Mckinney
and Miss Ester Steed.
J. J. Diffee and wife are the happy
parents of fine boy.
Mrs. Bah Hooks was sick last night,
but better this morning.
Mrs. Harper and daughter of Cato are
visiting at Little Rock.
Dave Houk is having a new mail hack
built.
Tncle John Huddleston has been sick
but is able to be up again.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chresinberry were in
Cato one day last week.
There is a photograph gallery in Cato.
December p.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
CENTER POINT.

Everything is astir fixing for the holt
days-hog killing, sausage making
every body looking for some body to
come.
Fred Bishop and Miss Nora Pinson &C
companied by large host of friends
drove down to FL Paso Sunday evening
and were married in the street by Rev.
II. F. Harvey. We wish them happy
journey over the rough voyage of life.
Glide Boardman has moved to Louoke
county near Ward station.
Our annual Christmas tree will be had
on the night of the 24th. Everybody
expects a good time as usual.
Bob Gunter has bought him a new or
gan.
We bid you all merry Christmas.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
GREENBRIER.

Christmas is coming. Look out for
Santa Claus.
John Lyons and Jim Love were in
Conway Monday.
Tush Wilson, who has been in Texas
for the last eighteen months, returned
home last week.
7. r. Rogers of Nimrod, Ark, re-
turned home Monday, after spending
week visiting relatives and friends here.
Mrs Mollie E. Wofford visited rela-
tives at Centerville last Saturday and
Sunday.
Prof L. T. Kennamore and family are
visiting at Malettown.
Miss Maud Kennamore of Quitmau,
who is attending school here, went
home to spend Christmas.
Miss Clara Owen of Hanna was here
last Saturday shopping. She was &C.
companied by her niece, Miss Blessing.
Frank Duncan of Guy was here Mon
day. He is constable of California
township.
The Greenbrier public school closed
here Friday for the holidays.
Born, to Prof. w. c. Beene and wife
on last Wednesday night, fine boy of
the usual weight. Mother and babe do
ing we'll and the professor is all smiles.
Drs. Williams, Hardy and Banister,
who are attending the medical college
at Little Rock, are spending the holt
days at home.
This being the last correspondence
until after the holidays, the writer
wishes the editor and force a merry
Christmas and happy new year.
All preparations are being made for II
grand reception of the Christmas boat
at this place Thursday night, December
"a.
S. B. McCollum and son, Ebert
were in Little Rock last week and re-
port good time.
D. J. May, an enterprising farmer
living miles north of here, killed the
largest hog that was ever killed in this
part of Faulkner county. 1t was FL
months old and weighed $40 pounds.
1t was of the Poland China and Jersey
stock. Dec. %.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
PROPITlATING THE WEATHER.

In Macedonia the Greeks organize
great demonstrations in dry sum-
mers. A procession of children Wis
its all the local wells and springs,
accompanied by maiden covered
with garlands and masses Of flowers.
This sounds as romantic as our
queen Of the May, and it could sur
prise no one if, like Tennyson's her
oine, she came to a sad end, for at
each of the stopping places the poor
dear is drenched with water while
the children sing a rhyming prayer
for rain.-Wide World Magazine.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
NEW SECT DISCOVERED.

A man who had been playing golf
with a clergyman heard him swear
two or three times under his breath.
Suspecting the lapse, he could not
be sure of it, until one monosyllable
came out with unmistakable clear
ness. After he had finished the
match, a friend Of his said:
81 saw You playing just now with
the Reverend Mr. Dash of what de-
nomination is he?"
"Some people say he is Congre-
gationalist," replied his late oppon-
ent, "but | should call him a pro-
fanitarian. boston Transcript.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
PLEASANT VALLEY.

Santa Claus has his headquarters es-
tablished at Naylor this year.
DR.. and Mrs. Reynolds visited
friends and relatives at Conway and
Vilonia this week.
John Johnson has traded his buggy
for a hack. Guess the whole family
can go now.
Jim Roberts and daughter, Miss lc1e,
went to Conway this week trading.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. A. Graham visited
friends and relatives at Vilonia Sunday.
Mis- Ruby NUNS visited her brother,
Edgar, and family Sunday.
Our new preacher preached two
splendid sermons Sunday. A large
crowd was in attendance. Our Sunday
school is still booming.
Henry Hendricks of Vilonia visited
his cousin, James, at this place Sunday.
Mrs. Monger and son, Grover, made a
business trip to Conway this week.
Mr. and Mrs. Roberts have had new
phone put up in their residence.
Mrs. r. w. Brady is very Ill at this
writing.
Misses Dora and lola Grafton spent
Sunday with Miss Lizzie Gist.
Messrs. Munns and Lester are killing
hogs today.
Homer Wanslee has purchased bug
gy. Dec. ~.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
EVERY MORNING INCIDENT.

The stranger stepped off the train
in the new suburban town. There
were the usual rows of cottages and
bungalows and on high hill some
distance back was a large building
with many cupolas.
"Nhat place is that?" queried the
stranger.
"Why, that is the female semi
nary. That is where they train
misses
"Ah, indeed. And what do the
rest Of your suburbanites follow
around here, mister?'
"Nothing-except miss trains"
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
THE MAN FOR THE OCCASION
Minister Was Quick to Act on Sugges-
ton Offered by the Rev.
Sam Jones.

A minister who had a somewhat
parsimonious congregation once IN
duced the Rev. Sam Jones, eccentric
lecturer and evangelist, to come and
preach for him.
Just before the sermon was to be-
Gin the usual collection was taken
up and found to consist mostly OF
nickels and pennies, together with a.
liberal sprinkling Of buttons.
The Rev. Sam glanced contemptu-
ously at the bask1s as they were
placed on the edge of the platform
near his chair, and then, turning to
the minister in charge, he asked:
as that a fair sample of the col
lection you get in this church ~
"Yes," was the reply. 81 should
say that is about the average. My
people are not very liberal giyers."
q see they're not, )" remarked Samy
dryly. But do you know what I'd
do if I were pastor over congrega-
ton Of this kind? Why, I'd hunt
up the meanest, leanest, ugliest,
loudest barking yellow dog | could
find and set him on them"
The minister put his open hand
up beside his mouth, leaned toward
his brother clergyman and respond
ed in a stage whisper:
"That is just what l had thought
Of doing. Sic 'em, Samp'
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
WAGES IN SAMOA.

A memorandum drawn up by the
German colonial Office, and attached
to the estimates for the information
of the members Of the reichstag,
contains a statement of the present,
condition of the labor question in,
Samoa, in which it is stated that the.
white population was formerly en-;
tirely dependent upon Samoan works.
men, while now the major part of
the work at most of the plantations
is done by Chinese imported for this
labor. Each Chinese laborer receives
in wages $3.50 a month. The total
cost Of each to the employer, the re-
port states, including medical treat
ment, is calculated at from 1898 to
$11.9O per month.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
GROWING TiRESOME.

Little Bessie had been offended in
some way. She went off into a cor
ner of the room and turned her back
on the company.
"T'm madp' she exclaimed, sulki-
ly. 81 wish | didn't have any papa
or mamma"
CHATS wrong, DEAR" said the
mother. eve are the best friends you
have"
"Well," said Bessie, still sulking,
FT don't mind havin' papa. He
isn't here much. But I'm gettin'
awful tired of the rest of you"
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
MOUNT VERNON.

Rev. A. Mcpherson of Holland
preached quite an interesting sermon at
the Baptist church Sunday morning.
Mrs. Frank Knowles and children
will visit her brother, DR.. John Keath-
ley, and family of Des Arc during the
holidays.
J. B. Dupriest is seriously i'll.
John d. Hendrickson has moved to
Enola.
R. w. Davis and Tom Lawson of
Piney Woods, White county, visited rel
atives and friends here last week.
Mike Ingram went to Conway yester-
day.
Z. F.. Jones and wife, accompanied by
Miss Ethel Smith, spent several days in
Conway the past week. Dec. ~.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
THE BEST AT sP1Ro, OKLA.

"After using your Smiths Nerve Re-
storer, find it to be the best medicine
of its kind " writes L. w. Wilson of
Spiro, Oklahoma. And that is what
they all say who have used it for ner-
vousness or any arrangements of the
nervous system. Are you sure you do
not need it? 1t only costs 81 90, and is
guaranteed Your health and happi-
ness should be worth a trial on your
part; we take the risk of its doing you
good. Sold by Nelson Drug Co.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
CHADWICK.

Health is reasonably good here at this
writing.
G. c. Jones and family visited rela-
tives in Argenta last week.
Oscar Lawrence and Roma Heralson
went to Little Rock Friday.
John Brady died last Monday and was
buried Tuesday at the Harmony Gene
terry.
John L. Jones is visiting his sister at
England.
r L. Dawson is visiting his father at
Harmony.
Wedding bells are ringing much in
this section.
Merry Christmas to all. Dec. Fl.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
A RELIGIOUS MULE.

'Dat mule" said the colored citi-
zen, chez sho' got religion in i'm"
'Think SOP"
81 know so. Ter my sartin knowl-
edge he hez kicked six sinners clar
ter glory!"
"But-you reckon dey got IMP"
obey had ter. Dey broke in.
Wen dat mule hits you wild his heels
you'd make daylight thoo' a stone
WALTZ
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
MUCH COAL WASTED.

1t has been shown by royal COM
mission that the present insufficient
consumption of coal in Great Britain
leads to a waste of from 100000
to 60,000,000 tons per annum. Thir-
ty per cent. of the total British con-
sumption of coal might be saved by
employing the best known means
for each purpose. J
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
CLOTHING FOR COLD WEATHER.

The question of clothes is even
more important in winter than in
summer. People should remember
that in order to protect themselves
efectually from the cold the quality
and not the quantity of the clothing
is of foremost importance.-Gazzet-
ia Medica. Rome.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
JUST THE PLACE.

'Is this a deaf and dumb asy-
Ium?"
at is"
I'D like to be admitted"
"But you aren't a deaf mute
q know it, but | want to go some
place without disturbing the neigh
bors."
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
HOPELESSLY UNMUSlCAL.

'NYhat kind Of a time did you
have at the opera"
"First rate" answered Mr.. Cum
rox. 'When the chorus got fairly
going it was as exciting as an cleo
ton night or a convention where
the cheering lasts by the hour"
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
AN EFFORT TO ANSWER,

Gather" said little Rollo, "what
is the glass of fashion? ?"
q don't know exactly, my son.
But Englishmen I've met seem to
think it's the monocle."
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
WITH REASON.

Mrs. Jawback-Why can't you
have a little sense, like Mr.. Jonesi
There's a man you ought to envy.
Mr.. Jawback-Oh, Lord, 1 do! I
envy any other woman's husband.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
SAFETY IN NUMBERS.

Celestine-And has Mr.. Pryor's
church such small congregation?
Hilda-Yes, indeed. Every time
he says dearly beloved" you feel as
if you had received proposal.-Bo-
hemian.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
THE PROBABILITY.

First Burglar-Did you get any,
thing, Bill?
Second Burglar-No. The bloke
what lives there is a lawyer.
First Burglar-Did yer close"
anything?
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
HIS REASON.

The Artist want you to pose
for my picture "The Prodigal Son"
The Tramp-Can't do it.
The Artist-Why not?
The Tramp-Veal doesn't agree
with me-Illustrated Bits.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1908-12-24
SPEAKING OF MoLARs.

"Your dentist is very polite man.
isn't hep"
painfully sou :, .,..gss