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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
PLACER MINING
ON SNAKE RIVER
Company Owning Much Ground
Below WeiSeT Ready to 0p-
crate a New Process.

The Idaho Placer Mining company.
owners Of the valuable placer claims be-
low Weiser on the Snake river are ar
ranging 10 begin operations, says the
Weiser Signal.
+. {. Cieaver, who for the past three
years has been general manager of the
company. with headquarters In Weiser,
has given out this authoritative state
ment.
The company owns large number of
claims that extend from what is known
as the Indian Ford west OF Eaton station
for Seven miles down the river through
the small canyon and on the Oregon side
for five miles. and includes the gravel
bars and sandy shoals TO be found along
the bank
This company has a gold dredge that
is equipped for this special kind of miu-
ing of the sand Of the Snake river, where
the gold is very fine and requires careful
handling to save the values. The dredge
works by suction, drawing the sand up
from the bottom of the river, when IL
goes through a special treatment and IS
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
MINING STOCK EXCHANGE.
Mason Valley Is Target of the Bears
in Dull Market.

Trading was dull and prices were only
$3.50 on the mining exchange yesterday.
Mason Valley had about 25c share
clipped off its value during the day, this
being the first sharp setback it has re-
ceived for some time. Lack OF mror-
nation that was promised after the re-
cent inspection of big operators and snare
holders Is given as the cause. NO alarm
should be felt on that score, however. as
the management is one that knows what
II is about. The mine is growing bigger
and more valuable every minute. and the
fact that it is not considered expedient
TO discuss smelter and railroad FEATURES
for the moment should not cause dlstrust
The news will come in due time.
During the two regular and open board
calls total of 81. AIS shares of stock, with
a selling value of s53. 100 70, changed hands
Following is the list of final quotations
and the record of sales made during the
day:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

We do not guarantee to get
positions for every one. but We
have qualified great number
Of young people for better
places in life. Already scores OF
OF our students are managing
business enterprises. and hum
dreds of others are holding po-
sittons OF trust. Our students
are In demand because our
courses qualify-ask the busi-
ness men,
Night School.
Opens Wednesday. Oct. Z, p. m
L. d. S. BUSINESS COLLEGE.
The school with a reputation
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
THE HERALD IN NEVADA.

The Herald can be bought at the fol-
lowing places in Nevada:
Lovelocks-Charies H Baker
Iuscarora-Mrs A l. Clark
Heno-Rosenthal & Armanko;
Goldfield-Palace News STAND ana nun
Ter Adv. & Pub. Co
E1y-Harville Stationery Co.. G. B. Fax
on and Walden & Burnett.
SaHente-John Shier.
Eeiamar-J. NJ. Kelly.
,fioche-Pioche Drug Co. ana A a Car-
than. P. NJ
Cobre-Richard Richards.
Rawhide-Louie Polin.
Las Vesas-Wilson Drug Co.
Smelter-M. Herman.
Tonopah-T. A Oldfather.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
New Directory of Utah.

We have just issued the third revised
edition Folks Utah State Gazetteer
& Business Directory. This work con-
tains the names and addresses of all
business and professional people in the
entire state; also full and complete lists
of farmers or land owners, convenient
ly arranged by counties. Every bust
ness man should have copy. Price
500 Write or phone
r. L. POLK "a CO., Publishers.
W. P. COOPER, Sec. and Mgr. Tells.
SO. Dooly building, Salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
Open Board.

Beck Tunnel, 600dsOc. 5O0dssc.
Black Jack, 6O0Q4Sc, 10OG4Sc, seller 60.
Colorado, 5o09s3. 121z.
Crown Point, 500Q17c.
Iron Blossom. 9o06S2 30, 2109ds2S711, 1900
Gs2. 42lz. buyer 60: 5oOds2. 10. buyer 80.
Mountain Lake. 5G0d39c.
Mason Valley, 700G$2 %
Prince Con, 500GH.45
Seven Troughs, 5oeQ21c, buyer 90; 5000
201zc.
Silver King Coalition, 10ods4 s71z, 4o0G
$3.50
Sioux Con, 1e0Gs 80, 10od$1. AZ.
T1ntic Central 50006s14c. 100d91zc. 5000
9l2c. seller 80; 5500d9z4c. 401d iOc.
Utah Con, 5o0d20lkc. buyer 90.
Shares sold, 1850
Selling value $33 7S5ea.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
DOINGS OF UNLISTED
STOCKS ON EXCHANGE

Unlisted stocks took quite a part in the
Central-Standard sold at &c. Beaver Car
Donate at S1.75. Demijohn at 1211c, Ely
Witch at 24c. East Tintic Consolidated at
&c. Federal-Ely at &c, Ohio Copper at
$40. Ohio-Kentucky at SOC. Plutus at
151[c Rawhide Coalition at S147lS and
81 80, and Western Nevada Copper at 32c-
The only two stocks mentioned and not
selling were Seven Troughs Coalition,
quoted ct 81 bid. and Uintah Treasure
Hill, quoted at 26c at &c.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
Forenoon Sales.

Indian Queen, 23O0d13c
Iron Blossom, 20oG$2. 321z.
Iron King. 1500@1415c.
Mason Valley, 1eoQs2.271z, 40ods2.20, 7Oo9
s. 22Iz. 2O0d$22.
Mountain Lake. 5O0d4oc, buyer 60; 1000Q
39l2c, buyer 90; 1Oe0d39c-
Prince Con, 1ooGs145, 1OoGs1.45. seller 60
Silver King Coalition. 1oods4.s5.
Sioux Con, 500dsl.47Iz, 500Gs1.5o, buy
er 80
South Columbus Con, 9eod44c, 500Q45c,
30064S1zc 5OG644c, buyer 30.
Uncle Sam, 150oG57c, seller 80; So95sc,
buyer co.
Utah Con. 1400G20c.
Wabash, 1aC0G15c 200113c.
Zenolf 60p0oc
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
Metal Market.

Ore and bullion settlements in this CITY
yesterday, as reported by Mccormick &
Co, amounted to $4,000. as follows: Sil.
Yer, lead. gold and copper ores. 800 0Oo.
base bullion, $4,000
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
Ore and Bullion,

Silver, ACC per ounce
Copper (cathodes). IA 1-16c per pound
Lead, $50 per 100 pounds.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
Stocks in San Francisco.

The closing quotations on Nevada
stocks in San Francisco yesterday, as
reported over the private wires of James
A Pollock & Co.. were as follows:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10

Buy a Kodak for Christmas. We have
all styles from $1.00 to $500. We do
picture framing. c. r. Savage Co, u
and II Main.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
COPPER STOCKS IN
BOSTON AND NEW YORK

Following is the daily market comment
Of Paine Weber & Co, Boston, together
with the range of prices of copper stocks
and other Boston listings In which the
west Is interested. as well as a similar
report on New York curb transactions
by James A. Pollock & Co, and from
which it is secured for use in this de-
rsrtment Of The Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10

Boston, Dec. Sine copperS We're very
dull in spite OF the fact that New York
rails were gradually creeping up. Ari-
iona Commercial. which we mentioned
last night, was very active near the close
and sold at 10. with good people buying.
East Butte was again very strong and
looks like higher prices. although there
were no new developments at the mine
10 account for the rise. There are three
buyers to one seller in the market at
present and il only question of a short
time when these buyers will get tired of
waiting and will fill orders at the market
and cause a sharp advance.
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Open Board.
Union Assay Office,

n s. Hanauer. J. V. Sadler
lsz So. West Temple. p. o. Box 144s.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
Afternoon Sales.

Black Jack, 5O0d47c.
Carisa, 250d81c.
Colorado. 50dsS.15. 350d 50 12il.
Crown Point. 1006I71kc.
Indian Queen, 101d13c
Iron Blossom, 190OQs2. 3711, 4o1ds2. 421z,
buyer 60
Lower Mammoth 5Oed25c
Mountain Lake 5o063Sc, 250ed3s1zc.
Prince Con-, 100ds1.47h.
Seven Troughs 1000q20izc.
South Columbus Con-, 5O0dt43c.
Swansea. 9009321zc
Tintic Central. 50O69%c-
Uncle Sam Con- 2n0157c-
Victoria, 1c0dS2 O5.
Wabash, 30od15c
Open Board.
Beck Tunnel. 900d89c
Colorado, 2J0Q$3 III. 250GS3 20 buyer 80.
Grand Central, I0Od$3. 10
Iron Blossom. scOGs2 371s. 10, buy
er 30.
Prince Con. sO0dN. 90
Silver King Coalition, 325GS5. 20.
Sioux Con. 3oG1s1.50, 1oodsL471s.
Uncle Sam 30oG57c
Victor Con. 900G13c
Shares sold. 1885
Selling value. SO $50. 40
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-10
Picture Framing.

Salt Lake Photo supply Co. ZAP Main.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-07
The Strength of the
St. Louis Market.

ST. Louis occupies c unique posi-
tion omong the great markets of
the country, in that not only in one
or tro lines, but in e0ery line it Is
strongly represented BY the local
lDholesGIers, manufacturers and
specially houses. The lines are so
6iCersified and the competition so
keen that il establishes sconDiacfngly
the eity's pre- -en1inence as a uni
UersoI market.
Being most conveniently situated
as relates to the great cotton
groUing states and controlling
the entire output of many Of the
most extensiuc cotton goods nails IN
the country, It is, by virtue Of ifs To-
cation end advantages, the natural
source Of supply for q U0st and eUer
increasing territory.
Among its great rchoIesoEe houses
specialization has reached such a
point of perfection that many
floors, coUeTiag an area as great
as an entire city block, are giUen
oCer TO the exhibition of specially
lines of Toces, enl6roideries, dress
goods, silks, hOsieTy, underwear,
knit goods, noUeEties, notions,
ladies' and men s furnishing goods,
171ea's shirts and work clothing.
and eDery distinctiUe and important
line of merchandise that is bought
By the general retailer and ex-
clusiue merchant of the country.
ST. Louis ranks toith the foremost
markets in the manufacture and
distribution of cioaks, suits, men s
clothing, books, stationery, furni-
ture, bank and office fixtures, car
riczes, s0osons, farm implements,
groceries, paints, harness, sad
dIery, paper boxes end, EDfthin sight
Of the Merchants Exchange. are
the greatest 6ftu11f1ous coal mines
an this country, supplying her man.
ufacture.s lOith che cheapest fuel in
the l7oTfd-
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-07

THIS year. the retail merchant should St
that to-day offers greater visiting than
States Never before this great better position take Of the retailer
than
the market
shrouht by yd that Lousre located:
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-07

est. Louis Made on any article
stands for high quality. as ST. Louis
mechanics are noted for their skill
and good work.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-07

Fi0e of the largest dry goods
houses in the United States (more
than in any other city) carrying the
largest open stocks to be found IN
any market in America.
Fifteen big shoe houses. the iars-
est and strongest in the United
States, carrying BY for the greatest
stocks and haUing manufacturing
capacity that is not equdied in any
city in the rorid.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-07

FTUe ofthe largest hat houses, all
fighting every inch of the Day for
- supremacy. carrying the largest
stocks and nlakingsfhis the largest
hat distributing market in the
United States.
Five great millinery houses, shotu-
ing the most complete and best
selected lines of millinery to be
found in the country.
Fourteen strong clothing houses,
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-07

St Louis to-day the brightest the commercial the United States Its to-day
that offers Hyouwa gn
IN
o where
n hotel When o
otosnN a
prevail IN the
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
BELMONT IS DEAD
MILLIONAIRE SUcCUMBS TO PER-
lTONITIS AFTER OPERATION.
WAS ONCE MEMBER OF CONGRESS
Son of the Late August Belmont Was
Educated for the Navy, but
Early Abandoned 1t.

Hampstead, l.. I.-Oliver H. P.
Belmont, after a weeks struggle
for life against peritonitis which sue
ceeded an operation for appendicitis,
died at GAO a.. m. Wednesday.
Since Tuesday, Mr.. Belmont had
been in a state of coma, and, when
his physician, DR.. Lanehart, after an
all-night vigil, decided shortly before
daylight that death was near, the fam
lily was called to the bedside of the
dying millionaire.
The last Saturday in May, although
the day vas rainy and the air raw, he
went down to Belmont Park to wit
ness the running of the Belmont
stakes. ,
At the time he appeared to have
ure and enjoyed the sport thoroughly.
When the physicians were called on
Monday, however, and diagnosed his
illness as appendicitis they found his
heart in such a condition that there
was much hesitation before a decision
to perform an operation was reached.
On Thursday, however, it became ap-
parent that the only hope for his re-
covery lay in an operation.
Oliver Hazard Perry Belmont was
the son of the late August Belmont,
and brother of August Belmont and
Perry Belmont. To distinguish him
from Perry, he vas always called
ollie"
When o. H. P. Belmont was young,
1t was decided that he should keep up
the Perry family record by entering
the navy. The Perry family is de-
scended from the famous Commodore
Perry.
Accordingly Mr.. Belmont became an
Annapolis cadet, but it had little at
traction for him, and he soon left the
academy.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
A Family Matter,

Eph was before the high court Of
Justice for the usual offense.
Now, look here, Eph," said the
judge in an admonitory way, don't
you know it is wrong to steal chick
ens?"
Deed 1 does, jedge. Is a plunged
Baptis, I u.s."
Then why did you steal those
chickens?"
"Dey wuzn't chickens, jedge: dey
wuz ducks"
THAT makes no difference"
Deed it do, jedge," Eph pleaded.
Ducks is kinder kinfolks to us Bap-
tises, an it's all in de family, sub"
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
COOPER TRIAL CLOSED.
Court Withholds Decision and Calls
Gwinnell Case on Same Charge.

Havana-The trial of Corporal
Cooper of the Eleventh cavalry
on the charge of murder closed Tues
day before the special military court
at Camp Columbia. The court did not
a decision, but called the
case of Private Gwinnell on a similar
charge. The prosecution and defense
agreed to accept the testimony in the
case against Cooper to answer for
Gwinnell, with the privilege of intro
ducing new witnesses. The court
then adjourned subject to the call of
the president.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
INVALID'S SAD PLIGHT.
After lnflammatory rheumatism, Hair
Game Out, Skin Peeled, and Bed
Sores Developed-OnIy Cuti-
cura Proved Successful.

about four years ago l had a very
severe attack of inlammatory rheuma-
tism. My skin peeled, and the high
fever played havoc with my hair,
which came out in punches. I also
had three large bed sores on my back.
l did not gain very rapidly, and my
appetite was very poor. l tried many
sure cures but they were of little
help, and until 1 tried Cuticura Re-
solvent l had had no real relief. Then
my complexion cleared and soon 1 felt
better. The bed sores went very soon
after a few applications of Cuticura
Ointment, and when l used Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment for my hair
it began to regain it's former glossy ap-
pearance. Mrs. Lavina J. Henderson,
1873 Broad ST., Stamford, Conn, March
6 and IL, 1907"
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
1.-TWO TOPERS."
A Teachers Experience.

my friends call me The Postum
Preacher" writes a MINI. school teach
er, because 1 preach the gospel of
Postum everywhere / 60, and have
been the leans of liberating many
'coffee-pot slaves
Il don't care what they call me so
long al l can help others to see what
they lose by sticking to coffee, and
can show them the way to steady
nerves, clear brain and general good
health by using Postum.
while a school girl I drank coffee
and had fits of trembling and went
through a siege of ervou p~rostration,
which took me three years to rally
from.
Mother coaxed me to use Postum,
but l thought coffee would give me
strength. So things went, and when
/ married l found my husband and l
were both coffee topers, and l can
sympathize with a drunkard who tries
to leave off his cups.
"At last in sheer desperation I
bought a package of Postum, followed
directions about boiling it, served it
with good cream, and asked my hus-
band how he liked the coffee.
I'VE each drank three cups apiece,
and what a satisfied feeling it left. Our
conversion has lasted several years
and will continue Sas long as we live,
for it has made us new-nerves are
steady. appetites good, sleep sound
and refreshing"
There's a Reason" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read
1.-THE Road to W~ellville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
GEN. TYLER REELECTED.
Will Continue to Command Forrest.
Cavalry Troop.

Birmingham, Ala.-At the meeting Of
the members of Forests cavalry corps
to day Gen. Henry A. Tyler was re-elect-
ed commander. The attendance at this
auxiliary meeting of the Confederate re,
union was large. The old cavalrymen
turned out in floral parade this after.
noon on horseback and made a noble
appearance. There were many of the
Memphians, Alabamians and Kentuck-
ians in this brigade and Gen. Tyler's
headquarters in the Morris hotel have
been thronged at all times.
The business meeting was held il
Gelder's hall, which was crowded during
the past two days. There was no oppo,
sition to the reelection of Gen. Tyler.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
MiIder Definition,

At Emersn's dinner table one day
known as a lion hunter; and, in speak.
ing of her, Mrs. Emerson used the
word "snob." Mr.. Emerson objected,
the word vas too harsh; he didn't
like that ugly class of words begin
ming with "sn." His wife inquired
how he would characterize the lady.
81 should say"-very slowly-"she is
a person having great sympathy with
success"
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
STRIKE ON AT GOLDFlELD.
Officers Get Into a Street FIGHT and
Arrest Follows.

Reno, Nev.-A general strike Of
the miners at Rawhide and at
Goldfeld is called, according to a
report received by Gov. Dickerson,
and Capt. Cox of the state police left
Tuesday morning in an automobile for
the scene.
A street fight between Sergt. OFT of
the state police and Carl Young and
Deputy Sheriff Grant resulted in the
arrest of'Ott on al assault charge.
Newspaper men and mine owners
finally got a justice of the peace to
release the prisoner on $500 bail. The
county administrator, it is charged, is
working with enemies of tht state 20.
lice to drive the body from the camp.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
New Chart corrects Errors.

The great practical utility of the
magnetic survey made in the Pacific
ocean by the yacht Galilee since 1905
from which it appears that the charts
previously used by navigators in the
pacific ocean were erroneous along
some much-traversed routes to the ex-
tent of from three to five degrees,
and the errors at times were syste-
matte. Errors of this magnitude are
of Importance in practical navigation
where the indications of the, compass
should be as accurate as possible.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19

The debaters of Columbia university
may have had other reasons than the
n which they disclosed for being
unwilling to permit the Cornell de
baters to make a young woman-one
of the "coeds"-a member of the con
testing team. The stated objection
was that of sex; they did not care
to debate against a woman. Since
then the young woman has won the
first prize for oratory at Cornell, In
open competition with the men.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
Memorial Association Meets.

Birmingham, Manifestations were
adopted at the meeting here today of the
Confederate Memorial Association, Civ
ing thanks to the New Orleans morning
paper for the publication and distribu-
ton recently of pictures and life his
tories of jefferson Davis. The resolu-
lions adopted also suggest that pictures
OF jefferson Davis be placed in every
school house in the South.
An invitation was received by the as
ISOLATION to attend the dedication of the
memorial being erected in New Orleans,
the celebration to be June 8. next year.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
Widow of Herman Raster browns

Chicago. Hl.-Mrs. Margarethe
Raster, widow of Herman Raster. for
merly editor-in-chief of the Illinois
Stats Zeitung, was drowned in Lake
Michigan Monday at Winnetka, a
suburb, where she was a patient at
a health resort. Left alone by a nurse
who had her in charge, Mrs. Raster
walked upon a pier. 1t is believed
that she was seized with a fainting
spell and fell into the water.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19

More experiments with a~eroplanes
and other flying machines are report
ed at home and abroad. And Prof.
Alexander Graham Bell is quoted as
saying that flying machines have come
to stay and that before long they will
have entered upon a 'limitless field of
usefulness" AS one indication of this
b professor expects to see the
United States mail carried by this
means before long. If all that is pre-
dicted comes to pass, says the Troy
IN. Y.) Times, there will be some
thing remarkable doing in the near
future.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19

One of the important duties of the
next president will be to appoint
members of the United States SUI
/, preme court. The chief justice and
three other justices have already
passed the age of 70 years, and prob
ably their places will have to be filled
during the next administration. Many
voters will consider carefully what
type OF men the various candidates for
the presidency will be likely to ap-
point to the tribunal by which the
legislative developments of tie nation
are ul11"tely measured.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
A. o. u. w. at Des Moines.

Des Moines, Iowa-Delegations
from Maine to California and
Florida to Washington arrived Mon
day to attend the supreme council of
the Ancient Order of United Work
men, which opens for a ten days ses-
sion Tuesday. Accompanying the
Workmen delegations are the women
delegates to the supreme meeting of
the Degree of Honor, which is com
posed OF the wives and relatives of the
A. o. U. w. membership.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
Saw Their Father Drown.

Grimsby-In the presence of three
of his sons, William Crawford of Bird
lington, skipper of the Grimsby smack
Mary Leak, was drowned at e
Climbing the bulwarks, Crawford said
to his sons. you can do what you like
with the ship, I'm going"
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
MONUMENT TO SLAVES.
Veterans Will Honor Them for Fidelity
and Faithful Service.

Birmingham, Ala.-The following res.
olutions were adopted in the reunion to-
day:
Whereas, There has been, and still is.
a ready recognition throughout the
Southern states of the faithful and
praiseworthy conduct of the slaves to-
ward their owners and unprotected fam
lilies during u interstate war from 1861
to 1865; and
Whereas, We deem it just and due
the good name of said slaves, as also to
their former owners and to history, be it
Resolved, That it is the sense of the
delegates that a monument be erected
at some central site in the South to the
fidelity and allegiance of the slaves"
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
All Charqes Dismissed.

Portland, Ore.-AIl charges against
George H. Hill, vice president of
the defunct Title Guarantee and
Trust Co., indicted with J.. Thornburn
Ross, T. 7. Burkhart, and John E.
Aitcheson, were dismissed Monday on
motion of the deputy district attor-
ney. Lack of evidence against Hill
was the reason given by the deputy
district attorney for moving the dis.
missal.
The Tupelo journal., 1908-06-19
What , Dear Litt,. VIII. Did.

what a Dear Little WIFE DIG.
The leap-year widow had cornered
the willy widower.
"Ah, you should marry again, Mr.
Primrose" she whispered in her most
persuasive tones. "Widowers are like
bachelors-they come home at night
and toss their clothes all in a heap
You should have a dear little wife tc
60 through your clothes" D.
Thanks" replied the willy widower
tersely, "but my last wife went
through them so completely that ]
didn't have carfare in the morning."