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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14
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The House Committee on tho
District Of Columbia Ia giving
hearings this week on The pro.
posed probIDllory Legislation for
the district, Among the witness.
~ has been the Roy, Father
O1toufke of NJ, D0mlBlc's Cath.
ole Church, who told the com.
mIitae what he had seen IN pro.
hlbltlOn Maine, referring ospo.
GIally 10 Portland and Old orch.
ara, Ile said that there WIS a
drug store oD every corner In
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14
What lie Saw At
KiIauea

Mr. q, l., Ia Rue VI Sacramento,
California, who has travelled sstsn.
siyeIy around the world, returned
from Hawaii by the n, y. "Mauns
Jos" Tuesday n this week In an In.
isryieW hs said
yer, ! have Just been W the Vol.
eab0, was n worth vbile7 WslIl
I should tblBk ~, n was worth 20
ihR around NE World W sssi I would
not have missed n fOf any consider
stlOhi n 10 spectacular perform.
sbes which cannot be- described; u n
~ aNf1lly fascinating that ono can
hardly lehVe n, N my business
would have permitted. would have
remained there y week, The wonder
~ me- N that yGuf Honolulu people
~ MOI make more ~ T.. they can't
realize ibe fAtent ~ the present &C.
iiVItyi I understand that hundreds OF
people went ~ " sse The G0w 0i
1907, ana that II vas not n BIZ more
attractive than kllaUsa IA NJ the pres,
sbt time"
Everybody ptarns from the Vol.
ta10 with The sane enthusiasm, and
tst Honolulu has not awakened u
the fact that q great eruption Is TAX
Ing place within twsnty.four hours
tWysl VI bsr gstes,
ror information regarding trip On
ply W
uxulY
WArAnN0Usg T1Uer COMPANY
o.. 1ovt AZ 19skAst Sts.,
nosoIsIs.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

NJ u lnslolosa ana oslrnyngani luxury
and whose real delight, whose real
ne wOrh, II the accumulation and
Iso ~ power IN ~ most aordld and
loHst oleyailng form, IN the chaos 0f
~ absolutely unrestricted CONNER
clal lndlyldunliam under modern oon'
dlil0na this IN n type that becomes
prominent IN Inevitably IN the ma
raudcr baron became prominent IN
The physical chaos NJ the dark ages,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14
WILL K0HALA PEOPLE SUFFER- Z
CONTINUED from Page ID

whether lb0y VIII walt Tor The re-
turn ~ the Tax Assessor, ana by 10
doing run tho risk ~ being classed
~ dollD1uonta,
~ any rate, tho matter N worthy
~ discussion, Mr. VroedoDbcrg can
not BE- placed In fault for bis Hb.
senco, ana NJ The same time n would
not be- The tnuli ~ the people n they
should wait unilI his return, m II IA
probable some ~ them viii do.
------=---~~~ $780,
Rsmsmbsf tbst the osvbsp Depart
n,sut has promised 70 cart away the
refuss whom you oIsan up your aide,
walk Call up the department when
your par, Of the work 10 done.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

(6asi ibHas sl5fg IN me noi ibai
udy haze faisf1 t8,bGG, tf ne
Ya/bi fFff G1bGiHia falssd ,i6,G66.
Hh4 mid fHhiHF bayGbd famafklbg
m me- 1fhlfbfY m me- sD6filbE sDlf'
n M hi6b0s Hff0gs me WHY,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

sentative Sims Nv to whether II
would not he u good thlng to re-
move all saloons from residential
sections II saloons were ohlcc-
tlonOhlc In residential sections,
Father ORourkc said the rcal-
dents there could get rid OF them
under the present law by protest.
Ing over their signatures
80 YOU think the present law
~ ldcNlp" questioned Mr., Sims,
"ycai do" replied Father
O'Rourkc,
We Judge from the rorcgolng tina,
the District OF Columbia regulation
of saloons " somewhat similar Il
that which prevails In this Territory
II hclng within the power OF thos,
LIVING In proximity to u saloon t.
close the place II II becomes obnox
lOua
According To the testimony Of tn,
Antl.NnlOon LcNguCrH, our present
liquor law " the best this Territory
has ever had. The people engaged
IN the lIQuor business are OF III,
sumo opinion,
what poaBlblc cause thcrc " ro,
upnoltlug u satisfactory condition I,
make way Tor m experiment thnI
huF proved n future wherever tried
la not apparent to ralr.mlndcd mon
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

Ef6ns, N fyRial6 NE gsty aDDaf'
fbf b61g ~ 1GtfGH Dslfgais RGblJ
W fbhfffiiM Wflb PfHH liarbJf,
s6fsf IN htks q bad matter WGise,
R8iilNf bamb N HRalH biaeHd NJ no
11,d N M list uhGG n should Dg
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

GI1a M bbGs N ne fleet n IVA
bfvfHn NJ naNaliaB sGHEs when N
hlf r0fs ma me- fNf0fd IN speed
IN fDHibF fbib EN- bs bsid nv HGh0'
iuH 81 HF4ldsi Hhg 6ibsf diy me ~
n6ts fiffi H8s 9lsiied,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

D6Hi mHkH hhhftesshfy remarks
ala,H 6hf iGgf IN me fleet depend
mn On ma hls m sibDty ofdefs, The
ehfefthibmsBl scheme N practically
0ffefmIhe1, Ahd liG60tulD N QUITE
Hsbt IN ihflhF n fsW m0i0ebis ~ ~
sDhfe time NJ setnfe fbeoehiilOn ~
M ngbt 10 be tGbWdsfed as n supply
stafl66,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

Nbtls iNt fiNNi saBdY agitation
" mn ad6tJhf sbGGid iHhe me nm
NE w ieatH Wby ibe American OGg,
eminent eGfs HW me American.
rum b6ff6 M M afmy RGd 6aVg,
ma batibE learned, tGffsH ne bfl
6fbiigfbHAN hgil
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

"Taas mo mbsf failsf" me or
idabhfl0hB N No tWlsted condition NJ
DlFh66 Bifest femiGd me N me ran
Communication IN M exhibition N etas.
me- fh6fgi0m Af6dbd ne bbsb ~ ~
urn Wh6 EaVe 6fdbfs f6f purchase
Wlih6H tf6bsf h0tb6DtH
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

it,1Dsegeii wlll 10 missed, nan 6a6
nnvef wflie hhylhihg ~ g60d M ms
Nun H6t,bby1iF iaiest
UfId an66g me many flGds NJ
ON, b6tl6l, Industrial ahd DGlliitai,
Nblbb N on dnty M n milton biefhly
N f6bibat, ibeW N none NJ me samf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

N N Ten ~ me ,bat hebi N 20
sl,bslbis bf ma statement N 0he N
A1ibs6hs MN hJ60l 6f1efs ~ MOI
Ritthd me- rem meellngsl n mhhts
H. Fia,d bsfGse m ne lhek NJ n crown
hhd f8fhishts n beF hJf NE efeat M.
BlDflhiGf M hhbg M b1Des upon,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

one pJosgafiigf Democratic Den
gef dfifRsfa mir NJ dDes MOI NAGi ~
b. lbaff1ffsd isHt n strange Inv n
bfnDffff GlhRs N tbs historical De-
sifN urn ID bllhaff
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

THs 5fmiasi ifb bs,s bSsysd 4
1kb NJ gNlSL Wlb Jgigs b0mdhas
N0t O6fhfd fheff \ WI dahgef N u
hpafyfif fHifdsisfm stampede,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14
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IseksDAY

rhc man giab6ins ~ tats adyabs
fsgo n The post HafJDf boom" viii
40 his feal fffafe IN iignOiuiu,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

fhe Hfbihaf.DH fSaiy gHi6sd n
yafg i1sieHlhfsH FFfs N me- sah
rfaBfisfO mbsa fhs Glssi 8fHysd
ne mmf fH..
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-14

Y Roosevelt ahd Foft u the uftSi
No. tfmef frled ~ spfl6g, bot n
a. iop lafe EgffgtblHR 10 hESd
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
Spoiled Their Waiting.

In her memoirs Mme de Bofgne
gives some interesting glimpses of Eng
lish social life. For instance, she
writes:
I'm 1916 no young English lady ven.
tured to waltz. The Duke Of Devon
shire returned from tour in Germany
and observed one evening at a large
ball that a woman was never seen to
better advantage than when waltzing
l do not know whether he was anX-
ious to play trick, but he repeated
this assertion several times. 1t was
passed from mouth to mouth, and at
the next ball all the young ladies were
Waiting. The duke admired them
greatly, said that it was delightful and
gave proper animation to ball. He
then added carelessly that he, at any
rate, had decided never to marry a
lady who waltzed. 1t was to the
Duchess of Richmond and at Carlton
House that he saw fit to make this
revelation. The poor duchess, the most
clumsy of matchmaking mammals, near
ly fell off her chair with horror. She
repeated the statement to her neigh
bors, who passed it on, and consterna-
ton spread from seat to seat. The
young ladies continued to waltz with
clear cOnsciences. The old ladies were
furious. but the unfortunate dance was
concluded. Before the end of the even
ing the good Duchess Of Richmond
was able to announce that her daugh-
tiers felt an objection to waltzing
which no persuasion Of hers could ever
overcome. Some few girls Of more in
dependence continued to waltz, but the
majority gave 1t up"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

most only way oft in enother end of
town.
my sauseg an brede he'd Civ out, so
went out begen an KUN tn a nice
hous. the ladey who KUN tn the dore
sed she pityed me an TUX me inside
an Civ me lots tn etc. she kept taken
tn me an sed waz much Xix her boy
who crowd up an had gone off,
she Civ me pie an kake an say it waz
pudin tn goin tn skule. but after
awhyel herd some one taken to some
body else In the next rum. then the
ladey went out an | herd her say Yes
off1sir he luks like the pikshur Of the
boy in the paper who run off.
when the cop KUN in rendered
what the Ole sluth did wunst an yield
{ waz crazey from bug asylum an
pretended tn hav a At an the ladey
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
UNIQUE ASTRONOMICAL
Remarkable Mechan,.m

Remarkable Mechanism @,
the Movements Of the E."., Az
All the movements of the earts
represented by remarkable ss.' .u az
ical clock which yesterday was ' IN
on public view at the American p Ma'
um of Natural History, saws IL. Nus" u
York Herald. 1t was designed N T., NsT
Herman c. Bumpus, the dreots. u
the institution, and is the rosn u. q
months Of patient experiment ' q
It not only shows the dailr
Of the earth upon it's axis Int ~ .s'oa
ton about the sun, and also d., l'
strates through all the year tho oh saoa'
which cause the march of tho s.s auses
The earth is globe Of paper o.a
position four feet in diameter sVaF
the sun is a stereopticon placed . ~
distance of ten feet. The light t,,.'
the stereopticon shines upon the snh ,vu
in such manner as to illum,notap 1e' ~
OF 1t at a time. The shadow Of WI,
which Is back Of the lens corresnona
to the meridian of New York ''
The earth is caused to revo,r,
means Of a shaft which derives ~
power from a small Howard stpen,'
clock. This shaft passes tbrou,h =.
wooden tunnel and communicates IT,
power to bevel gears, which cause fl,
sphere to be always changing its mis-.
By watching the meridian Shadow
the observer can always tell the finn.
Of day with mathematical accuracy
No device Of it's kind has ever ho.,
exhibited in museum for the Instru,
ton Of the public, and this astronom
zeal clock rivals in its accuracy and IN
the painstaking way in which it Is con
structed the most delicate instrument,
to be seen in well-equipped observa.
tories. The contrivance was construct.
ed by w. H. Beers, an expert mecban.
ician connected with the museum,
It was the original intention to have
merely a globe showing the one motion
Of the earth, but as the scheme deye1.
oped through experiments the present
elaborate clock was gradually Der.
fected.
On the ground floor of the museum il
another device showing the revolution
Of the earth about the sun on larcer
scale. The orbit swings through the
entrance hall and over the information
bureau and into the hall of forestry,
while in the center of the foyer the SUD
shines for all.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

tances and shrouded the great cone, but
volumes of dreadful heat found the earth.
Though the Madame lay well in the har-
Dor. she was invisible now, even from the
terraces. There was no line dividing the
shore from the sea, nor the sea from the
sky. 1t was all an illimitable mask,
whose fabric was the dust which had lain
for centuries upon Pelee's dynamos.
There was no carriage for hire. The
day had driven the public drivers to cover.
Breen walked to the plantation house.
The servant was long in answering his
ring Mr.. Wall was in the hallway. The
fall from guest to an enemy of the house
pulled hard upon Breen's philosophy.
"Come in, SIR" said Uncle Joey. His
tone was depressed as he added: Had l
known your address, l should have sent
your effects to YOU"
Il wasn't thinking about that, but look
ing for Mr.. Constable" Breen declared.
You are Nicholas Stembridge"
YES"
The elder man stared at him savagely.
Don't you think you have done enough
damage?"
there remains, from my point of view, an
unfinished sentence"
HE is not here"
"Then 1 need trouble you no further"
Breen had not the heart that instant
to ask to see the ladies. At the pier he
learned from Ernst, who had charge of
the launch, that Mr.. Constable was not
aboard the ship, and had given up the
idea of sailing for the day, apparently.
At the Roxelane, Breen found that Con-
stable had made his way beyond toward
the River Blanch, which had flowed black
and boiling yesterday. At the Hotel des
Palms there was definite word of NJ. Con-
stable, American. The proprietor bore
witness that the gentleman had stopped
at the establishment long enough to pro-
cure food, mules and guides-the last at
great cost, since the natives were in dead
ly fear-for trip to the craters of Pc
lee.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

what it's kracked up tn bee. wud
Civ wun Of my fore quarter fer drink
Of water but ges kin stand it awhyel
yet.
got to thinker that If | snud die
for want Of water the kids at skule
wud fele purity bad an maybe susen
Evens wud put the wrethe | Civ Ter
for Kristmes on my gray an maybe
they wud fire off a salut over my gray
thinkin' that dide game an with my
butes. on az the Teller who kot killed
by Dix Of Egle Pas did.
it must be an awfel long ways tn
arizona.
am mitey tired setin' down tn.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
Uncle Sans Sober Sailors.

The 1900 enlisted men have proved
themselves. The great majority were
green when they left Hampton Roads
To-day they are seasoned seamen full
Of confidence and proud Of having had
a part in so important demonstra'
ton; and in this connection they have
set an example that will inevitably be
Of much good to the navy, says the
Metropolitan magazine. 1t was becOm
ing difficult to get enough men to enlist
Even with extensive advertising, and
the establishment of recruiting stations
in all sections Of the country, there
were not enough men coming in. This
voyage has stimulated the necessary IN
terest among the young men Of the
country.
Jack ashore has put the prophets 10
shame and the temptations he has had
to combat have been great. At every
port of call, Admiral Evans allowed
great numbers Of the men shore leave
but they were given to understand thaE
the continuation Of such favors depen't
ed on their behavior. They were toIu
too, that to a certain extent the nohor
Of their country was in their keeping
Patrols were sent ashore to watch the
men and the result of all this was tha!
Jack had a very good time and en]o!ea
the hospitality extended him without
abusing it and getting himself In trou'
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
SATURDAY.

it's purity hard to hav the polise OH
yer trak. al morning i lodged them
one big cop got me. but tole him that
wurked rite around the corner an kud
prove it. the bluff worked. but my
heart waz in my mouth
tried for wurk at several plases
kudent get a OBJ. every thing lukt
dark tn me.
finally desided to walk past our
hous in the alley. i figured the kuk
mite Sc me. jist wanted her tn let
the folks know kud live without there
vittels.
! walkt past the hous twice. nobody
semed to notes me. i waz just goin
around the korner to grosery when /
run rite into pa. he wasn't ezey be-
Klaus we wuz in the strete. he waz
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
FRIDAY.

the boss made me git up way In the
mite We had got to town with the
wagon waz on before Owl carr waz
runen. it was cold an krepy. kinder
visit that kud go tn skule agen but
1 dident let On tho. j know Egle Pete
alwayz kept a stiff upper lip.
the milkman stopt often at places
wher he went inside. Wunst a bum
KUN up tn the wagon an askt for milk
tole him that / waz a brave man
altho small an he lated but he waz
bluff al rite but waz shared al rite.
finely we KUN mere our hous. but
we don't take milk Of the man wurked
for so / wasent much shared.
but we KUN tn Susen evens hous and
tole the boss he waz cold an wui
tax the milk in. waz In hopes Susen
mite know it waz me. hammered the
bak dore. | maid a big raket.
finely herd sum wun say now git
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

anyhow. ges they will wisht they had
ben respecktfel ter me when they here
how hev got up in the world after
awhyel an am rich an own lots Of
houzez. am off termorrer fer nevada
tn get rich digen gold. hev bin watch
en- car bein loded to go to arizona
an kin walk the rest Of the way.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
tainted an the cop run tn her an ! e.
kaped.
THURSDAY.

walft al mite but from what the
peple seq amt no wher mere Arizona.
kunl tn milkmanz hous this morn
ing an askt for wurk. he askt what
kin do an seq any kind uf honest toll
that's respecktabel an he put me at
w,lrk fedin kOwZ.
never did Xix kowz much. they are
al rite in summer tn lux at. but new
er did Xix tn wurk around them. fele
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

supper label the folks -
felt like an outkast. but at.s qule
gone tn bed mother KUN ~ ! u
her armz around me an wo an le
over an ! ges everything is sou .alkt
an j am goin tn church ~. suare aoa
Cincinnati Post. ofret,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
TUESDAY.

must hev KUN an awfel ways last
mite in this car for it bumped around
al mite it's kold in here but there is
some straw around the boxes so / ges
kan kepe warm for I hev my mind
maid up tn stick it out.
but etin' cold sauseg an bred amt
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
oooooooooooooooooooooo9
8 ADVENTURES OF g
8 LITTLE WILLIE. g
= He Tires of His School Books; Q
9 Runs Away from Home in an 8
8 Attempt to Become Famous. g
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
MONDAY.

MONDAY.
Gee it betes the dikenz how a Teller
has ter go ter school all the time.
visit that i was big like Fiten bob
evens an kud go off on battle ships 10
phases an kud see sites. i bet the girls
wudent laf at me then an litter when
KUN bak with models an things.
this gografy lessen Is awrei
hard an the teacher is eros today 10
me tn bekauz / dident know my other
lessons for set up late las mite readin
robson kruSO.
but this is to be my las day in skule
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

him Towser. l run. / bette the dog
to the wagon. the boss waz aslepe.
the horsez got skared at the dog and
rum the boss fell out. the horsez run
a long ways. when they stopt crawl
ed from under the wrek an run thru a
park
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
WEDNESDAY.

If I he'd knowd that the car waz
bein bumped al round the raleroad
yards i wud not hev gone thursty al
day an mite. when | got out at last l
found that i uz rite here at home al
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
Straight From the Animal.

A London gentleman, having tahen
a small farm in the country as peins
the correct thing to do, as well as "
get little fresh air, had invited SUM
of his friends down to see his ne'
possession.
Having viewed the domain anu ~,
ing the absence of. creature LIE ANU
the place, one of his friends remalh''.
with nice, open place like lni' ;.
wonder you don't have some alll.n'
about, as is usual on a farm gum.
cows, for instance, so as to nave !O''
own butter and cream"
"No-o," drawled his host, don '"''
about butter or cream"
Some chickens or ducks, then '''
surely like fresh eggs?"
moo, don't care for eggs. bu' : :
sometimes thought I'd like sheep'
rather like kidneys for breakfast
Liverpool Mercury.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

The deposit of dew is greatly influ-
enced by color. 1t will be found thick
est on board painted yellow, but not
at all on red and black
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
that erned my daley brede today.
wurked hard enuf.

wurked hard enuf.
the milkman haz a nice dauter
tole her wunst today that expect to
be King or somethin' some day. tole
her expected to go al round the wurld
some day an she buged out her eyer.
found a button in one pOket that
Susen Civ me las weke an believer her
fkel tn my love Civ it to this girl.
tole her that she is a dreme an that
she wud LUX wei in a manshun lik mine
is tn be an after super she Civ me
two doughnuts. / etc wun. the other
is for my piller tn slepe on.
the boss drove me to bed at Z oklock.
the life of some wurken men Is hard.
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Excited No Comment.

Tess4Of course, 1 knew that wa.
and Bess were bitter enemies, pu' w w
Won mean to tell me that they actuai'
engaged in a fist fight?
JesS-Yes. 8.
Why, what a scandal!
clare, I n.o,
Jess-Oh, nobody noticed it! luz nuI!
went to a bargain store to do tn
adelphia Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
A wall street Recruit.

The manager don't exactly ~
the way you have drawn your luz
You make him talk like stock prons ~
The playright-Well, that's an n No.
this year, amt itZCleveland r'a
Dealer.
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