New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-04-26

b,s .naad .Rv changing the Existing Order OF
Things" That is very Ineligible reply ou'
to know: Can that Hungry Man wait Io' i
while Hon. Wiltshire changes Existing oroe' u
Things?
There is considerable conversation TO Do near
about changing Existing Order Of Things May.
SO it can be. But some kind gentleman VIVA. 49,
change Existing Disorder of Things Wouo recee
more solid Japanese Vote. 49,,
One Anazuma, japanese barber or Ialt en'nusi
asm depIoy Hungry Man enquire OF Chari'y
for IT..
make considerable banzai with laugh
Faith, Hope & Charity is celebrated trPio's iO
.cv,ptors to make" l allude. Persons must nave
elaborate amounts Of Faith & Hope to obtain SUMS
Charity out of them organizations of II
How deserving must poor be to OBTAIN sroceiie.
for to- ask this Anazuma
So tell this Japanese barber following yarn-'
of charity while he was putting haircut o" NY
head:
Hon Oscar Casey dough-baker for wages. SUD
denly become unemployed by no job He would 10
delighted to make bread somewhere, but he IS not
required there, thank YOU 80 ne SONNY "ee'"
ENJOYING hunger faint symptoms OF esophagus
He make street-walk what In nlldst OF
promenading he observe intensely oeautilui
sky-scrape palace with sign on 1t ofEANlHhO
MAGNATE CHARITY CO..
"Oh ha!' say Hon Casey for olissiui reehhs.
will apply myself to this charltaoie piaCe anu ~
Qure OF it
In Italian marble hallway Elevator Man meet
him to enquire.
Name II convenient"
Il am name Hon. Oscar Casey formerly skifui
a dough baking"
This is very wrong doorway for you, cohaPse
Elevator Man Apply TO brakeman entrance
So down to brakeman entrance this Hon Casey
go. where he is collided by Hon Janitor
What suffering from" declaim this Hon jan
itor.
Il am enjoying hunger" signify this Hon Casey
What degree OF hunger" he inquire TO know
Thirty third degree. please pacify casey VINO
is OF It.
Have you one Doctors Certificate TO prove such
a conditional appetizer" decry Hon Janitor
Il have neglected to gett' profess this Casey.
Then go GET say JanItor. Come back next
Wednesda y-noon with doctoring Certificate TO prove
you habtually hungry; also deliver references
from clubs and banks TO prove that you are
financially responsible"
Saying so thus Jantor make door-slam.
Hon. Casey exist, maybe ON Faith & Hope. walt
ing FOR Charity 10 arrive BY Wednesday-noon-
That day he apply again TO Janitor OF Organized
Magnate Charity.
Have you brung them certincate?' demand that
stern office.
NO. not to do. because could not say Hon
Casey.
You have came TO wrong place" say Hon jan
itor. Apply Home for Feeble Minded So 10
Feeble Minded Residence elope that hopeful Casey
What required. please" say lady matron Of
that weak thinking place.
Something to eat it!' demand Hon. casey
Matron OF soft-menory headquarters look very Sc
with face.
Why did you not require at Organized Magnate
Charity Co for it?"
Il done so. please" say Casey.
And what of" collapse Hon. Matron
They like dog" say him
quite we'll" deploy Hon. Madam. Then you
should apply Society for Prevention OF Cruelty
TO Animals for helping aid"
Hon. Casey limp to Animal Cruelty place but
Is kept outside with other sickly dogs while fash
ionable millinery inside listens lecture
Grimes of Fivisection.
What then Casey do for luncheon which IS
becoming impatient? Where he go to obtain job
Of situation? When man ask for work in Penn
sylvana they say Go to California" When he
inquire for employment in California they decry
GO to Arizona When he report for job in Art
iona they proclaim, GO TO Blazes,'' BY this time
all his carfare is too exhausted to continue tray
eiIng.
Hungry Man desiring to become criminal might
burst in some bank-but what would he find II
he did?