The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-29
DRIFT OOD

DRIFT WOOD About the most that can be said ot some men is that they are good dancers or card players.
 Some women act as if they had corner on heaven.
 It's hard job to get an easy job Some women remind us of human woodpeckers the way they are going about knocking for an occupation.
 
 Beatrice Fairfax says giggling after one Is twenty isN fooiishness. When girl marries though she has very lit- tie to giggle about That Is one way to cure 1t.
 In this world some men get beat up and some beat down: Girls will put their arms around each other one minute and talk about each other the next.
 These days a woman doesn't hesitate long between marrying for money and brains. She figures 1t out that she'll furnish the brains for tho family If her future husband will furnish the coin. 'Tefrible accident at the Museum last night"
 That so-"
 Yes. the ossifed woman threw herself at the head of the living It seems to be all the style these days at bridge parties to play for a pair of silk stockings. silk stockings arto Nalx ho faQninnHfnr feminine eye (and the masculine too we might add after the feminine has acquired them. Japan is the land of the cherry and so when she dined and wined the American fleet. sthe little fruit was no doubt in evidence:
 Mayor Tom Johnson having been de- feated fin his effort to get through three cent street railway franchise now feels like two cents. break. When monarch make 8 brake" like this the subjects aren't going to kick.
 Hell may be paved with good in streets aren't torn up ali the time. + 4
 The Balkans are crowdins poor Castro out of the iimelight.
 H. H. Rogers private secretary who is a woman by the way, gets $2O.0oO a year for keeping his secrets Now say what you will
 Even the upper crust sometimes get crusty.
 One man who accompanied his wife to a bargain sale the other day says hat ha WhRt kAnSa2 cyclone Is like.
 Even on a rainy day like yesterday Montgomery is more deligbtful place than any other city when the sun shines
 So Teddy is to become an eiitorl Well. strenuous life could hardly be complete without this experience
 Ten thousand Japanese children have learned our national anthem We'll bet one man out of ten can't re- America. Try 1t.
 Butter is a fine place for breed ing bacilli;" says prominent phYSl. contemplate breeding any we'll re- member your advice.
 Over in Central Africa there is a l klnE WnO mas HlHlSGiA PuplhSaS ed once a month This has Hearst suggestion about It.
 When your girl gets to telling you good as engaged or as bad as married
 Sammy. you are perfectly disgust ing. I don't believe you have any more sense than youSs yuSni tafner' Tr, mi, l of the old block k~head.
 There are two sides to every lega question the insSs Stor qr tbo the assna lawyer
 Chickens don't come home to roos these days; they send wireless.
 womans repgtati92,n o.,, gets cts in a,ot5t, tat
 These days if a girl doesn't like th cut of your clothes she'll cut you acquaintance
 Pass the sweet taters and butter heaven has its milk and honey-bu Alabama has these.
 You and the Roses. You and the roses-heart of mine I think of you both in the land
 For ths mem'ry cliqes like flower
 After the rose has met it's death. I can see the old porch and the creep
 ing vine And your face 'mong the roses
 Heart
 of
 Mine, You and the roses--why' sweetheai dear Each breath of the south wind bring , you near. Though I'm far away In the lone
 OCT the minarets my gaze zoe , l down To a vine-clad porch where the rose