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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

YllEN year or SO ago a steam
M boat for traffic on the Hud-
son river was launched with
the name Hendrick Hudson.
somebody demonstrated, holding that
the name of the vessel should be
Henry Hudson. because that was Hud-
SON real name. Nevertheless 1t seems
fitting that the boat be named Hen
drick instead of Henry, for 1t was
while in the service of the Dutch East
India company that the English nayi-
bears his name, Moreover, his own
country was so jealous of his prowess
as Il diseoyerer for another nation that
on his return to the Old world Hudson
was practically impressed into the
British service and was not permitted
to enjoy his full reward for the sue
cesses achieved by him when he voy
aged under the Dutch name Of Hen
drick
Hudson persisted miseraby in the
service of British interests. This was
when he made his disastrous voyage In
search of that long hidden northwest
passage which lured so many mariners
to defeat or doom and which was final
ly discovered by Captain Roald Amund-
sen nearly three centuries after Hud
sons death Hudson sailed into the
vast northern bay which, along with
the gloriously picturesque river. keeps
his name on the map of the world.
There was mutiny aboard, and the
mariners set the great navigator adrift
In n small boat in the ley waters With
his son and few other adherents.
The fate of Hudson and his party Is
still II mystery of the frozen north.
For the people of the United States
Hudson's chief achievement was the
discovery of the wonderful river at
the mouth of which has grown up the
second city of the world In population
and the first in commercial impor-
lance.
Hendrick Hudson sailed northward
around Sandy Hook and entered the
river in September. 1909. in the Dutch
ship Half Moon. The explorer spent
a month studying the stream, going up
as far as the site of the city of Albany
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
A VALID OBJECTION.
founo sheridan's Ready Wit Saved
Him Bircnina

Richard Brinsley Sheridan early
evinced genius for getting something
for nothing and seeing the door of the
refeciory had inadvertently been left
unlocked pecped in and SAW Il huge
basket of grapes freshly gathered from
the orchard
Stealthily closing the door and APP
preaching the grapes, he thus address
ed them: Il publish the banns of mar
rage between Richard Brinsley Sheri-
dan and these grapes. Is there any
one TO forbid the bannsf" And, having
no reply TO his query, he proceeded to
fill his breadbasket from the other bas-
ket with great gusto, But retribution
was to follow, for on the class being
reassembled the master called upon
Richard Brinsley Sheridan to stand
forth and Joined with his name the
0minOus name of Walker who was the
Ounce of the school and selected from
his weight and size to mount the cul-
prit upon his shoulders In order that
the master might get n firm surface
upon which to use the birch with eff
feet
Sheridan being duly mounted and
appropriately denuded OF superfluous
raiment, the master thus addressed
him: Il publish the banns of marriage
between Richard Brinsley Sheridan
and this birch Is there any just cause
or impeachment why these two parties
should not be Joined in holy matrl-
monyy"
'Hold!' yelled Sheridan.
"Well?" said the master.
To which Sheridan said, why. sir,
the parties are not agreed
This being not only witty. but apt.
as being valid objection in point of
law, Sheridan was requested to re
tire and restore himself to his former
habiliments amid the uncomfortable
laughter OF all concerned, including
the head master.-Exchange.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
THE LAND OF 0PHlR.
Where Was tin Mashonaiand, South
Arabia or lndia2

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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
The Farmers Wife

Is very careful about her churn. She
scalds 1t thoroughly after using, and gives
II sun bath to sweeten it. She knows
that il her churn is sour it will faint the
butter that Is made in it. The stomach is
churn. In the stomach and digestive
and nutritive tracts are performed pro-
cesses which are almost exactly like the
churning Of butter. Is it not apparent
then that il this stomach-churn is foul it
makes foul all which is put into itp
The evil of foul stomach is not alone
the bad taste In the mouth and the foul
breath caused by it, but the corruption Of
the pure current OF blood and the dssem-
nation of disease throughout the body.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
makes the sour and foul stomach sweet.
II does for the stomach what the washing
and sun bath do for the churn-absolutely
removes every tainting or corrupting ele-
ment. In this way it cures botches,
pimples, eruptions, scrofulous swelings,
sores, or open eating ulcers and all
humors or diseases arising from bad blood.
II you have bitter, nasty, foul taste In
your mouth, coated tongue, foul breath,
are weak and easily tired, feel depressed
and respondent, have frequent headaches,
dizzy attacks, gnawing or distress in stom-
ach, constipated or irregular bowels, sour
or bitter risings after eating and poor
appetite, these symptoms, or any consider
able number OF them, indicate that you are
suffering from biliousness, torpid or lazy
liver with the usual accompanying indi-
gestion, or dyspepsia and their attendant
arrangements.
Che, hesf. AGENTS known 70 medical SCI
enee soE we cue 91 me a9oyG sYmRt2ms
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

| wish that | might talk with all sick
ones about the actual cause of Stomach
Heart and Kidney ailments To ex-
plain in person how weak Stomach
nerves lead to Stomach weakness.
am sure would interest all. And it is
the same with weak Hearts or weak
Kidneys. This is why my prescription
DR.. Shops Restorative SO promptly
reaches ailments of the Stomach, Heart
or Kidneys These weak inside nerves
need more strength. My Restorativ
is the only prescription made expressly
for these nerves. Next to seeing you
PERSONAL---VERY. be to mail you tree my
new book entitled "What To Dol Will
also send sand samples Of my Restora-
tive as well. Write for the book to-
day. Address DR.. Shoop Racine Wis,
Sold by S. W. Cochran & Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Grippe is sweeping the country. Stop
it with Preventics, before it gets deeply
seated. To check early colds with
these little Candy Cold Cure Tablets,
is surely sensible and safe Preventives
contain no Quinlne, no laxative nothing
harsh nor sickening, Pneumonia would
never appear If early colds were
promptly broken. Also good for fever
ish children. Large box 48 tablets,
IS cents. Vest pocket boxes S cents.
Sod by S. w. Cochran & Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
DR., DAVID KENNEDY'S
EAY0RlIE REMEDY

Although disheartened, he bought bottle
of it, and within month had experienced
beneficial results, and before he had finished
the third bottle, the gravel was completely
dissolved and his sufferings at an end.
Mr. Neill feels that he owesa lasting debt
of gratitude to Dr. Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy, made at Rondout, N. Y, and for dis
orders of the bladder and urinary organs. He
says: sit will effect cure if oneis possible. !"
Favorite Remedy is prescribed with I'M
failing success for rheumatism, dyspepsia
constipation, and nerve troubles in which it
has cured many that were considered be-
vond the aid of medicine. All druggists, 81.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Stop that tickling Cough Dr.
shoop's Cough Cure will surely stop it
and with perfect safety. It's thorough
ly harmless that DR.. Shoop tells
mothers to use nothing else even with
very young babies The wholesome
green leaves and tender stems of a
lung healing mountainous shrub furnish
the curative properties to DR.. Shops
Cough Cure 1t Gains the cough, and
heals the sensitive bronchial men,
branes. No opium, no chloroform,
nothing harsh used to injure or sup
press. Demand DR.. Shops. Take
no other. Sold by S. w. Cochran
g. Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
That Little Pain in Your Back

threatens your kidneys. If allowed to
go on little while you will suffer
throughout the entire system. Take
at once Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy. 1t is the most certain cure
known for the treatment of all diseases
of the Kidneys, Liver and Blood.
Write DIR. David Kennedy's Sons Ron
dout N. Y, for a free sample bottle
and medical booklet.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of MlLToS NJ. BLACK, Deceased
Pursuant to the order of George f. Hanson
Surrogate of the County of Hunterdon, made
on the twenty-third day of January, A. ID. one
thousand nine hundred and eight, notice is
hereby given to all persons having claims
against the estate of Milton NJ. Black
late of the County of Hunterdon, deceased,
to present the same. under oath or affirmation,
to the subscriber, administrator of said deceas.
ed, within nine months from the date of said
order: and any creditor neglecting to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim (under oath OF
affirmaticn), within the time so limited, will
for against the said Administrator.
Dated January %. A. ID. 1905.
ALBERT d. ANDERSON,
Administrator
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
GRAVEL CURED

A healthier, heartier, happier man than
John J. Eeill, of 2437 North 9Th ST., Phila-
delphia, could not be found in days search.
The fact that he is still alive is constant
wonder to his friends.
Several years ago he began to suffer in
describable miseries from stone in the blad-
der. An eminent physician in Philadelphia
told him that surgical operation was nee
essary. So much did he dread the result,
for if unsuccessful it meant death, that he
put off the evil day as long as possible
While in this frame of mind he heard of
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

If you have Gatarrh, rid yourself Of this
repulsive disease. Ask DR.. Shoop, of
Racine Wis, to mail you free, "a t1ial
box OF DR.. Shops Catarrh remedy.
A simple test will tell you a catarrh
truth well worth your knowing. Write
to-day. Don't suffer longer. Sold by
s. w. Cochran & Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
Her Poor Memory.

A woman who belonged to an ancient
plcbeian. hut she never forgot the mis-
alliance nor allowed any one else to do
80. One day, attended by servant.
she went into store and gave an Or
der.
And where shall send it. MADAME
said the shNpkeeper
Jean" said the woman. turning to
her servant, tell the man VOW mas
ter's name, never can remember it."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
Fined for BurnluQ Brush.

How many farmers know TINT they
must obtain permit from the State
authorities before they can burn
brush on their farms? 1t cost two
Warren county farmers $50 each and
costs to learn that there was snch II
INV on the statute book of New Jer-
sey. A Warren county exchange
aays:
Judge Shipman give his decision i'll
the brush. burning case of farmers
James Hallet and Alfred NJ. Smith, of
Knowlton township. These men
burned let of brush on their farms
some months ago. without first OBJ
tanning permit from the State AIT
thorities, rs recent law directs.
Someone complained Of them aud
the suit brought by the authorities
went against them and they were
fined $50 each and costs. They ap-
pealed the case and Judge Shipman
heard the evidence few weeks ago
On Tuesday he read his decision,
which was quite lengthy. He cited
the law bearing on the case and con-
cluded his remarks by sustaining the
decision of the court below and iining
the defendants each $50 and costs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
A Beautiful Woman.

Her surroundings should be in har-
mony, and can hest be made so by a
we'll kept home. The L. & NJ. Pure
Paint makes the home beautiful. 1t
preserves it and prevents decay. The
cost per gallon ready for use is only
$i..o. 1t wears for ten years and
longer rhirty-three years Of continu-
Gus use is evidence.
Est. A. H. Lands. Ringoes.
E. Shepard, Sergeantsville.
L. & NJ. Paint Agents
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Sappho was born in Lesbos about the
end OF the seventh century Il. {. In
antiquity the fame OF Sappho rivaled
that Of Homer. She was called 1.-The
poetess:' he was called 1.-THE poet" She
was styled the tenth muse. the
flower of the sraces. "A miracle" the
beautiful" But few fragments of her
works are preserved, and these only
incidentally by other writer's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Hear the story of the shaky build
ingr'
Nope. What is IL"
"Oh. there's no foundation to it,
st. Paul Pioneer Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
Time to get your valentines ready.

"Dr Thomas Electric Oil IS the
best remedy for that often fatal disease
Group. Has been used with success
in our family for eight years. Mrs.
l.. Whiteacre, Buffalo, N Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Spared Him.

His Wife-Are you going to ask that
young Jenkins and his aancee to our
house party:
Husband much.
You dislike him. don't you:"
Yes, but not enough for that. Life
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Heavy, impure blood makes a mud
dy, pimply complexion, headaches,
nausea, indigestion. Thin blood makes
you weak, pale, sickly. Burdock
Blood Btters makes the blood rich,
red, pure-restores perfect health.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Miss Lille A. Williams give II
lecture in Grouthamel Hall, Bucking-
ham, under the direction of the Buck
ingham Chataqua Circle, Saturday
afternoon Mt 8 o'clock.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Mr.. and Mrs. David W. Hoppock
and son Robert were recent visitors ut
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Jonathan
Hoppock, of Mount Airy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Human nature with safety=brake
attachment is an excellent thing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Listening to the troubles OF their
neighbors afford some people lots Of
pleasure.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

CALVIN SOLLIDAr y. President
JOHN q. H0LcOMBE, Tfce President.
ISAI4H +. SMITH, Cashier.
FRANK 4. PHILLIPS Asst. Gashier.
"A MES S. STUDDfFORD, Teller
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

The last drop OF water will not
come to the man who waits by the
river.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
"The MATTRESS of the present and the future
OSTERMOOR

Every other mattress in the world is sTuFfED-ha'r'
cotton feathersiammed in at the open end OF 'h
That's why Jumps and holes cause sleepless nights
Each OsTERMOoR is but-not stuffed Hsndlaia sheets
of downy sofness, each full size carefully built wlt
the tick 1t vermnproof An occasional sun-bath all
requires The tick be taken off and washed when
soiled
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Stops itching instantly. Cures piles,
eczema, salt rheum, letter, itch, hives,
herpes, scabies--Doan's Ointment AT
any drug store.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

To Break in New Shoes Always Use
Aliens Foot-Ease, powder. 1t prevents
Tghtness and Blistering, cures swollen,
Sweating, Aching feet. At all Druggists and
shoe stores, CSC. Sample mailed FREE Ad-
dress, A. $. olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

When reformer meets reformer then
comes the wind storm.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

A crank is a genus whose theories
are impractical.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

There are no greater wretches in the
world than many Of those whom PEG.
Pile IN general take 10 be happy Sen
Rca.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

For mild, easy action OF the bowels,
single dose OF Doan's Regulets is
enough. Treatment cures habltual
constipation. as cents box. Ask
your druggist for them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

Three per cent. interest paid on Certificates
of Deposit and in Savings Department.
Safe deposit boxes for rent in new vault
from three dollars up. Wills receipted for
and kept free of charge.
No charges made for collecting incomes
and making investments
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

CA 0ToR3A
B..,, u. >,IA Kind You Haw AtxaE Bought
A', q &M4ZzNx
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05

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Bsan the IN 'as h"'u lua ndm Mmsss osus'"
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-02-05
TWO MINUTE SKETCHES
hendrick Hudson.
By ROBE RTUS LOVE.

4 YIiEN year or SO ago a steam
M boat for traffic on the Hud-
wv son river was launched with
fbn mama HapHriaE IJudoop
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-08-29
sMooT ON FORESTS.
Utah Senator Favors American Adop.
ton of European Forestry System.


United States Senator Reed Sfnoot,
chairman of the commission appointed
by President Roosevelt to look into
means for the conservation of the ma
tional forests. recently arrived in Lon
Con after a toar of inspection of the
European forests.
lie icsegnvinccd by what he has seen
that the general principles of CONT
mental scientific forestry may be sue
cessfuily applied to the United States.
although The character OF tho west de-
manGs some modification in them.
Senator Sinoot considers the forest
of Silwald, owned and managed by the
city Of Zurich, the most carefully de-
yeloped In the world Such forests
cost more per acre to take care of. but
yield greater net gain because there
are arrangements for the utilization of
all possible products. Under the di-
rection of the municipal government
-sawmils. planning mills and excelsior
and tool handle factories are run.
At Munich the senator examined the
experimental forest of the university,
directed ), by Professor Mayer. Mr..
Smoot considers that what he observ-
ed being done in the Black forest
would be of the greatest benefit in the
United States. Years ago the Black
forest was being destroyed. 1t has
now been greatly built up by the rig
orous care OF the German authorities.
Every tree is numbered, and stock is
taken each year.
In Mr. Shoots opinion the same
thing Is fmperatively necessary to save
the 164,0o0G00 acres of forest reserve
In the United States at the present
time He says the commission he
heads will probably advise an increase
in the United States forestry depart.
nent to that end.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-08-29
CITY CHA II.
Kerler & Co. weave rugs.
Buy a home of Reidy Bros.
Tri-City Towel Supply compar

ouy Il VI lkCluy oloo.
Tri-City Towel Supply company.
Read II. K Walkers want ads.
Fine eating apples at Battles & Co.
Godfrey'c laundry gives green trad
ing stamps.
Sunday, Aug. 80.
Are you still looking for Kingsbury?
He is at 1928 Third avenue.
The boys and girls school shoes at
McCabe's are the kind that last
More about school shoes-the best
shoes for school are at McCabes.
Let Krell & Johnston do your tin
and furnace work, 1916 Third avenue.
A special bargain in dwelling on
Twelfth street. Call on Reidy Bros.
H. T. Slemon wants your tin and
furnace work.. 1526-152S Fourth ave
nue..
When you think of your fall suit,
think of Griggs, the tailor, 1923 Sec.
ond avenue.
Women's autumn suits OF many
modes are now ready for your choos
ing at McCabe's.
McCabe's store is a great fashion
book, all women like TO look through
these pages of fashion
A pleasant way of spending Sunday
afternoon will be by going to Musca
tine on the steamer w. w.
Last forever school stockings. guar
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-08-29
ARE PROGRESSIVE
Koreans Have Been Leaders of
the World in Meny Respects,
Says Missionary.
REV. Mr.. UNDERWOOD TALKS
Have Fertile Country and Are Certain
of Making Themselves Felt in
Worlds Affairs.

DR.. Horace G. Underwood of Korea
gave the first of his readings from
the book, THE Call of Korea at the
Broadway Presbyterian church. last
evening. The country and the pecul.
lar life OF the people was the topic
of the reading. He showed that while
the hermit nation was a compare
lively small kingdom being geograpff-
ically about the size of New York and
Pennsylvania combined. it held the
strategic position in the far east This
| is revealed by the fact that the Chi
| nese-Japanese and Japan-Russian wars
were fought for its control. 1t is "a
highly fertile, densely populated couil-
| try with temperate climate much
like that of America and has mines
of coal, gold, copper and iron among
its resources. 1t is therefore a coun,
try not only with an interesting past
but material future of no mean at
traction.
| The people are strong. quiet and
self reliant. They shut themselves
in from the outside world for cen.
turtles and lived contentedly and as
well as their Chinese or Japanese
neighbors. That they were an intel
lectual people with strong spirit of
initiative appears in the fact that they
possessed movable bronze type long
before the western world. One of
| their admirals invented the first iron
clad ever built and destroyed Jhpa-
nese fleet with it; another of their
warriors invented the first bomb and
mortar and yet another created the
first, suspension bridge ever built.
They are a virile people with great
Preserves of character to be developed.
Just now they are awakening and put
ting on new strength under the quick
ening touch of Christianity.
Describes Religious Life.
This afternoon Dr. Underwood is
giving the second of his readings de
scribing the religious life of the Ko-
treans and their forms and methods
of work. Tomorrow afternoon at $3.50
he will tell of the religious progress
lof the land Dr. Underwood will oc.
cupy the pulpit of Broadway tomor-
row morning at AS and will speak
on THE Crisis in Korea In the
evening at 1880 under the auspices
of the Mems club he will address a
union meeting of the First Methodist
lana Broadway churches on the sub
ject, ''The Men of Korea
DR.. Underwood is a forceful speaker
illustrating his talk with incidents and
anecdotes which make his addresses
exceedingly attractive