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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-10-22
GRIEVE, BISSET, & HOLLAND 36.4O Bank Street. Tel 5S3
 wsterburys Busy Corner Store
NEW GLOVES
 GALORE

From every quality splendid completeness and price, presnts most pleasing front All the ne" and medium gloves sor street and evening wcar in will n st least investigate variety an d values.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-10-22
She Knew.

Little Girl-If was a teacher I'd make everybody behave. Auntie- How would you accomplish that? Lit tie Girl-very easy. When girls was bad I'd tell them they didn't look pretty. and when little boys were bad I'd make them sit with the girls. and when big boys was bad l wouldn't let them sit with the girls.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-10-22
Not q. Bit coneeited.

5 Wife-You are positively the most conceited man ever met. Hub-I con- ceited! Woman, there's not conceit-
 ed bone in my body. Why, another
 man with the same abilities would be absolutely carried away with pride Exchange.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-10-22
Unmasked.

q was introduced to your wife to- day. and she glared at me"
 T can't account for that"
 q can. I s'pose I'm your scapegoat. you old d"-Kansas City Journal.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-10-22

Try to be something in the world and you will be something. Aim at ex- cellence and excellence will be at. tained.-Boileau.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-10-22

gers. every pair warranted, in
 black, white, greys, tans, mode
 and brown ....... $1.5O pair WOMEN's i CLASP HEAVY WALKING GLOVE Outseam, spear point back, has
 decidedly mannish effect. fine
 wearing glove in light and dark
 shades of brown .... SIPS a. pair THE "JOUvN" BLACK SUEDE GLOVE Gusseted fingers. clasp style
 every pair warranted $1.5O a pair WOMEN ELBOW LENGTH MOUsQuETAIRE KID GLOVES In tan color only .... $2.29 pair WOMEN'S ELBOW LENGTH MOUsQuETAIRE KID GLOVES In black and tan colors, gusseted
 fingers. an extra fine glove
 ....... $2.75 a pair WOMEN's ELBOW LENGTH CHAMOIS GLOVES In white or natural color, a spec
 ially good glove for the price
 ..... $1.59 pair MISSES 2 CLASP KID GLOVES In browns, tans and greys $1 pair
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-10-22
A Crushing Come Back

A Crushing Come Back. q started to tell my wife about a woman who made her own gowns" "Well?"
 "She capped my story with one about q man who made million dollars."-- Louisville Courier-J Journal.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28
MedOra

Herald Feb. 2I.-C. E. Everett and
John Ermontrout came in from Deep Greek
today and made us pleasant call. Mr..
Everett brot in with him twenty-five wolf
pelts.
The many friends of Mrs. G. E. Burgess,
who has been in critical condition in the
hospital at Dickinson. will be pleased to
learn that the last report brot word that
she was some better.
T. Edgar McGregor. who has been visit
ing his uncle, Auditor McGregor, and fam.
lily for some time. terminated his visit las,
Friday. He left here for Schafer, where
he will visit his uncle, T. E. McGregor.
Mrs. ]. A. Ferris was called to Terry,
Mont. last Friday to attend her daughter,
Mrs. w. A. Brubaker, and baby who are
down with measles. During her absence
the Ferris home was ably looked after by
Mrs. Grin Kendley. Mrs. Ferris returned
Tuesday evening.
While Chicago is having such fierce
snow storm as to limit the range of vision
often to few feet causing collisions of
wagons and street cars, and with the wind
blowing at the, gait of 50 miles an hour,
making pedestrian travel almost impossible
North Dakotans are walking around in
their shirt sleeve. Who said this was a
fierce place to live?
The entertainment and dance given last
Friday night at the VIM. Neuens ranch
was voted a grand success by all who at
tended. The affair was given by the school
teacher, Mrs. Margaret Small, and her six
pupils as memento of the last day of
school, and the program, consisting of
farces, songs, etc.. by the pupils was we'll
rendered. Mrs. Small has closed a very
successful term
Editor w. A. Young, of Beach, was in
town Tuesday and dropped in, by the way.
and set up" few lines for US. w. A.
says he is out of a job now as his services
are no longer required on the Golden Val.
ley Chronicle. he having severed his con.
nection with that paper. Mr.. Young will
sojurn for a couple of weeks at his old home
in North Bend. Wis, after which he in
tends to return and will likely become in.
terested in some publication in this vicinity
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28
Women IL. Creator prsamers.


Women the Creator Drsamsrs.
A Vienna doctor has published the
following figures:
Thirteen men out Of q hundred as
against thirty-three women dream dur
ing their sleep. The number Of men
who dream frequently Is q per cent;
that Of women is As per cent As a
general rule, it may be said that the
weaker sex has twice as much tend
ency to dreaming as the opposite sex.
The cerebral phenomenon under con-
sideration is absolutely unknown to 8
per cent, and II per cent dream only
very rarely.
It seems idle to add that the same
doctor noted, what is perfectly well
known, that almost all our dreams are
suggested more or less directly by the
Incidents Of the material life Of every
day.-Boston Advertiser.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28
CONTEST NOTICE.
Department of interior, United States land
office, Dickinson, N. D., February 9Th.

Department Of interior, United States land
Office, Dickinson, N. D., February sth,
1908.
A sufficient contest affidavit having been
filed in this Office by Richard Garta, con
testant, against homestead entry No. 2S61.
made March 29th, 1906, at the U. S. land
Office at Dickinson, N. D.. for the SEX of
section 10, township 1877 NJ, range 1o4 W.
of the 5th p. M, by Norman D. Frozier,
contestee, in which it is alleged that said
Norman D. Frozier has never at any time
established his residence upon said land
and has wholly abandoned the same for =
period of more than six months last past.
and that such defaults still exist and that en-
tryman's alleged absence from said land
was not due to his employment in the U. S.
army, navy or marine corps during time
of war: :.
Said parties are hereby notified to ap-
pear, respond and offer evidence touching
said allegation at 10 o'clock a. m. on April
grid, 1908, before the register and receiver
at the United States land Office in Dickin:
son, N. D.
The said contestant, having in proper
affidavit. filed Feb. S, 1908, set forth facts
which show that after due diligence per.
sonal service of this notice cannot be
made, it is hereby ordered and directed
that such notice be given by due and
proper publication.
S. M. Ferris, Register.
Quinlivan & Lyle,
Agents for Contestant
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior. United
States Land Office at Dickinson, N. D.,
Nov. 29. 1907.
Notice is hereby given that Reese Owens
of Beach. North Dakota. has filed notice
of his intention to make final commuted
proof in support Of his claim, Wig: Home
stead Entry No. 1884. made Dec. 27. 1906.
for the NV X Of section IL. township 1873
N. range 1o6 W.. 5th p. M. and said proof
will be made before Register and Receiver,
at Dickinson. N. D.. on March z, 1905
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon. and cult
walton of, the land, VIZ: "A. M. Schmitz,
Thomas krcma ST., 'a;'hornas krcma Jr.
and Clarence Shero. eli Of Beach, N. D.
S. NJ. FERRIS, Register.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28
Poles Of tn, Earth,

The circle Of the earth's daily rota-
ton upon it's axis being the greatest at
the equator, the consequent greater ac-
ton there Of the centrifugal force dur
ing the period when the earth was q
yielding mass produced bulging out
Of the surface in the equatorial region,
with consequent dattening at the
poles. Thus we have an oblate sphe-
roid, with the length Of the axis Of the
poles about twenty-six and half miles
less than the equatorial diameter.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28

All work first class. See his full line of
wall paper samples. Office on coroner of
Grant street and end Avenue, S. w.
BEACH, N. d.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior. Land Office
at Dickinson, N. D., Jan. "a, 1908.
Notice is hereby given that Charles A.
Ruedinger, of Burkey,N. D., has filed no.
proof in support of his claim. viz: Home-
stead Entry No. 1896 made Dec. 70. 1906,
for the Sc \ of Sec. IL, Twp. 1877 NJ. R.
100 W., and that said proof will be made
before the Register and Receiver at Dick
inson, N. D. on March IS, 1908.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon. and
cultivation of. the land, viz: ]. A. Haigh.
F. D. Haigh. both of Beach, N. D., and
Robert Wand and John Sackmaster of Bur-
key. N. D.
12.4w S. M. FERRIS Register.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28

REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department Of interior, Land Office at
Dickinson, n, p, February IS. 1908.
Notice is hereby given. that Henry
Feldhusen q Beach. n. D, has filed
year proof in support Of his claim. viz;
Homestead EMERY No 21oo5 made Dec.
8. 1907, for the EH of .NW4 and VIZ
of MEX Section 8, Township 14o n.
Range los W.. and that said proof will be
made before the Register and Receiver.
ct Dickinson. n. D. on April 4, 1908.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon. and cult.
vation Of, the land. Wig: C. e. Barber.
]. p. Halstead, 'Thos. Kranick and ]. C.
Gle. all Of Beach. n. D.
I .rs.s4.s S. M. Ferris.
Register.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. "
Department of the Interior. Land Office
at Dickinson. N. D., Jan. ~, 1908.
'Pennay. Of Beach. N. D.: has filed notice
Of his intention to make final FIVE year
proof in support Of his claim, viz: Home
stead Entry No 22278 made April 10, 1909.
for the Sc Y of Sec. 10, Twp. 13o NJ.
r. los W.. and that said proof will be
made before the Register and Receiver at
Dickinson, N. D. on April 90. 1905.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon, and cult
vation of. the land, Wig: Chas. E. Barber,
of Beach. N. D.. ]. S. Snyder. H. Gilbert,
and w. ]. Gilbert, all of Sentinel Butte,
12-4w. S. M. FERRIS. Register.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-02-28
JoHNNY's CAREER.
The Same That Was Started by the
Cornell Widow.

usV S&suO sUAs vV0O SSOUS00 W wv
Cornell Widow.
Sheer nonsense rhymes and jokes.
without apparent reason or object are
frequently used to Gil the pages Of the
Cornell Widow. IL anything more foot
less than the Man Of Giegledorf'
verse has ever been written. the Wild
ow wishes to state that her bump Of
credulity was imported from Missouri
and must be shown:
There was man from Giegledorf
Who. to save his barber's fees.
Would wet his hair and let 1t freeze,
And when twas frozen break 1t of.
The Widow claims the credit Of orig
mating the nonsense rhymes which
dealt with the cleverness and precocity
Of the bright little lad who carelessly
slaughtered his mother. father and i'm.
mediate relatives. These poems. IL 80
they may be called, appeared in the
Widow in October and November. 1900
The same year they were collected and
published in pamphlet form under the
name Of 1.-THE Johnny Book" Johnny
started his career by IAN tragedy" as
follows:
Johnny hung his little sister.
She was dead before they missed her.
Johnny's allus up t tricks.
Amt he cute?-he's only six.
- Next@we fndsthat-s Il. -,
Johnny with his little az
Dealt his brother orful Wacks.
He don't care if mamma kicks.
Afntf - Nas<n9-tAen 4vno1 af~p
E Later development Of the little romp
shows that
John has gone from bad to worse.
Now his fathers In . hearse.
f. emeared him with load Of bricks.
Amt he cute?-he's only six.
And 80 on until finally
Johnny saw a buzxsaw buzz
Like bike and thought It wu1.
Johnny's corpse is full Of hicks.
Amt he tef-he's only six.
These verses terminated the Widows
connection with John. but papers all
over the country took up his instruc.
tive and edifying career and pushed
It to finish. Still another verse which
started in the Widow Office and trav
eled all over this country and part Of
others was the bit Of "Eb and Flo
doggerei. In this we discover that
Flo was fond OF Ebenezer-
Eb, for short. she called her beau.
Task Of "tides Of lover Great Cesarl
You should zee 'em. Eb and Flo.
BY itself this beautiful bit could
hardly claim a place in a volume Of
great American poets, but when Il
Travelled far and wide and received ar
extra verse at each resting place it be
came a pursuing nightmare. = From
Humorous College Journalism In Bo
hemian Magazine.
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

Remember ths nnme-poan's-
and take no other.
The new South-news., 1908-11-07
Bazaar Bazaar! Bazaarlll

The Jefferson Davis Chapter L. ID.
c. are planning a Bazaar for Friday
aud Saturday December ii and 18th
inclusive. The proceeds will go to
the monument to be erected on our
beautiful court house Jawn, Every
citizen of Elisvil'e aud surrounding
communities will be deeply inter
asted in this noble endeavor of the
Daug,ers of the Confederacy, and
each citizen ia earnestly requested
to co operate in this glorious enter.
prise. Any contributions for the ba-
mar, in fancy work, linen of all kinds
kimonvs, bonnets, aprons, lingerie
Nj. will be gladly received by any
member of the Oh ANer, and yer,
muen appreciated. Now is the time
for our people to show their patriot.
ism aud liberality in most glori.
Gus and worthy cause.
The new South-news., 1908-11-07
Oak Bowery Briefs.

Nn-rain, poorest.
oar scaool .s proving to be a suo-
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

Nnrsin, po-reatl
oar scieol Is proving to be a sue
GEES
Married--At the home OF the
brides parents. rnursdsy evening,
Oct. zetn, 1908, Prof. IT. z. Black
well to Miss Adol,no Robinson. The
bride Is one OF Maybells accom-
pushed and chris ian young LADIES
while the groom is one of Oak Bow
cry 5 most christianity and resspec-
led gentleman. They left Saturday
ior Canoe, Ala. for two singing
SCHOOLS, then TO their home west of
SEMINARY. We wish for this young
coupe jov, peace and plenty as TIA y
journey through HE
Miss Ada Blackwell visited the
c'y saturday.
Huvrah for Oak Bowerv she is
m ng g. the from. Rev. sice
preached two sermons here last
sunday
Mr. and Mrs. J II tzell and chill
tren visited their parents NJ this
place saturday aud Sunday.
j. ID Odom of near sanford. was
in this vicinity Sunday.
What in tno world mas become Of
jos Wilson. OF Ssminstvg Why
don't YOU come agaiu with some
mo-e poetrys
Mr Spsee, ~ near seminary. was
business visitor VA this oommun',
tv cue day last week
FiDMnres ~.rs,ng no in tins
x.rrnr htt oeslt.NuiiE.
Molasses mixing ana Ip,s,o -,
Rinu ID here. Look cut for them
old red cakes and latter crstards.
KosE BUD.
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

Careful thinking people always
bring their physicians prescrip
lions to us to be filled. We assure
absolute satisfaction.
Wards Pharmacy, "Rexall Store. >
The new South-news., 1908-11-07
NIGHTS 0E UNREST.
No Sleep. no Rest. No Peace Tor
the Sufferer from Kidney
Troubles

No peace for the tidney rnferef-
Pain and disirrs from morn tonight.
Get up with "a nmc bach.
1wingcs oi hae ktche hofhrrail day,
Dnn aching break yonf rr-fsfnisht
Urinary disorder odd tHfonr misery
Get "a The cansc--rnrr ihe kidufys
Donua Kidney rills, ulIi rnrs rarr.
They're for thc kidarf onIi
fiavc made great cnfes in tNisViIir.
l. 81. Bufdcu, ElHaviir, Miss.
eays 'Doan'r kidney Pile helped
my faihtf after aIi other remrdics
hfd faucd io have ANY effect in his
case, 1iis Kidney. were in q weak
ened c4pdinou aod the sccreiions
40 ffcanfni y action 10 cause loss
Of res,As nill,t. Ie.tning of Do
ans lshk riila. ! fffchrcd box
at 3 ~nfde drug stofe and my
fsihcr.SlAunifuceu using them.
tn cAifh their nse the frequency
OF thSElney secreiions was siopp-
ed anf ius my fatherrsas able TO
opiaia- = fuii nigbts rect lie has
not been. bothered bf his hdneys
slnce.and considcrs Doau's Kidney
Pills aNost valuable kidney RENE
dy.n
For sale bS al, dealers. Price boo.
Foster. Milbnrn Co., Buffalo, New
York. solo agents for the United
States.
Remember ths nnmr-poan's-
aud take no other.
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

Erata, Cleo and Fsirchild were the
banner democratic boxesin the elec.
ton Tueday Not single hlur on
them--all the other boxes were more
or less smutty.
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

Thank the Lord tor the solid
South, She stands nike wall of
adamant against the Republican
party.
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

rhe election IL over and this edi-
tor feels like the littie boy that the
calf run over aothing 60 say,
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

Taft represents the ttsao1vc the
man while Bryan represents the
man above the tss, the true chris
tian sentiment.
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

Bryan Is great talker but money
ont talks him.
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

The following is the result of the
election held last Tuesday in Jones
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

Wen. we are for Billy Bryan IN
1912.
The new South-news., 1908-11-07

I,ho ooaalry has gono h---wnId. b
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-02
P[UMs FOR SOME;
FINES FOR OTHERS
POLICE COMMISSIONER SMITH u.s.
SUES MONTHLY GENERAL
oRDER-CoP FIRED.

In the monthly general order issued
by Police Commissioner Smith.
Wednesday, Detective Sergt. James
Cotter, OF the central bureau is pro.
noted to the rank OF detective lieu
tenant The promotion of Sergt. Chas.
F.. Schnabel TO be lieutenant Is also
formally announced Precinct Detec-
tives Sullivan and Grove and Patrol
man Paul Heike are given honorable
mention for the arrest and conviction
OF John Guilfoyle on the charge of
criminally assaulting Miss Emma
Tcasch
Patrolman Robert Weir was found
guilty OF conduct tnbecoming an Of
ficcr and dismissed from the force.
Detective Allen, similarly charged on
complaint OF citizen. was fined $40.
Patrolman John T. McIlharger was
fined SIS on his plea OF guilty TO a
charge OF drinking while on duty. Pa
trolman Frank r. Thombley was fined
SIS for neglect of duty; Patrolman
Henry G.. Smith. s25 for failing TO
properly patrol his beat. and Patrol
man w. II. Irwin. SO for drinking
Wulie Ou uutys Decisiou WaS IcStTNeu
in the case OF Patrolman Albert Au-
berlin, charged with being drunk on
duty.
Probationary Patrolmen Joseph
Mas. Charles NJ. Dueweke and Elmer
Doty were dropped from the force.
The following probationary patrolmen
were confirmed: Stanley w. Wier.
skey. Daniel OConnor. Henry j. Brow.
Emil c. Uppleger. Robert G. Alexan.
der. Charles A. Citlinski. Walter r.
Eady. Geo. j. Dcnsteadt. Paul p.
Heike. Henry Mellln. Albert Abeasel.
Ellis F. Quick. John Sufelt. VIM. p.
4 Schipke and Frank o. Miesel.
Hugh Kane, William Black and
Walter p. II. Walsh were confirmed
SIS precinct detectives
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-02
man who gave his name ms VI.
schaien. of BEDFORD. and woman
Hjoh school Graduate Dies.

Carl J. Hobart, 1S years OF age. and
son of Mr.. and Mrs. II. VI. Hobart.
OF No. 779 Trumbull-ave.. died We'd
nesday. OF appendicities. In Grace hos
pital. just two weeks after his grad
uation from the Central high school.
An operation Tuesday morning was
apparently successful, but heart fail
ure followed. Young Hobart was an
enthusiastic athlete and had planned
to enter the engineering department OF
the University of Michigan this au'
tumn. He is survived by his parents
and brother, Lynn NJ. Hobart. Flu.
neral services will be held az the home
Thursday evening. and Friday morn.
ing the remains will be>taken TO Grass
Lake for interment.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-02
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
INTERURBAN LINEs.
Detroit United Tpterurbnn LineA

Detroit United Tpt-rurbnn LineA
Time table subject to change without
notice. Central Standard Time
and AIS D. m. Locals for Rochester,
Romeo. Orion and oxford. a. m AND
hourly until IL p. m. For Flint Z a
m and every Two hours una,. Pa a.
until sos a. m. then half hourly unit,
go M . then s.ffy hourly 30 In nnt iiss
p. m. On Sunday. first car starts az
For Royal Oak. p,rmipsha% and =, .
until Z p. m. then hourly until Il ?; m
First care one-haif hour later on sun
Lake and Pontisc--s a. m. and hourly
until IL D. m. First car one hour later
RAPID RAILWAY sysTEM-Portt
q. m. s:45 ana GAS D. m. Locals for
New Baltimore. Algonac3; Marine Sity
m; also p. m. to Marine City, Local
cars run via Algonac. To Mt Clemens
half hourly; $50 a; m to p G M; and :
via shore Line. hourly. Gas a. IN. to
SaS%o i sSE.,.s. E E%s.s,
Guy s:soy D. s M Local. for V Rockwood. New
a. m. to $3.50 o. m, also $3.50 and ii
y. m. for Monroe.
DETnSIr sts ,.4s sa anG sas
.. m. Locals, for Jackson. a. IA. and
every two hours until 0 p. m; for Ann
m; for Saline. 6:s0 n. m. and every two
hours until $3.50 .. m, also 10 p. m; toi
Plymouth and Worthwhile. 1870 a. m. ano
every two hours until $3.50 p. m'' also
Ir,terurban cars pass waiting sta
ton, corner OF Larncd and crtswoid.
SITS, last cars awaiting the closing Of
theatera
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-07-02

as congressman from the Saginaw dis
trict. 20-odd years ago. His eight
years as corporation counsel ended
Tuesday.
Il do not believe that a man who
wishes to obtain material advance
ment can afford to go into politics
that is. for any length Of time" add
ed Mr.. Tarsney. THE rewards are not
great and | know that, personally, |
would have made more money by
keeping to my own private practice
and letting the nation run itself.
"Yet / have enjoyed the work as
corporation counsel. took 1t first
because Mayor Maybury. who had
been my colleague In congress. wanted
me TO take hold and make over the
city's legal department-build 1t up.
There have been many battles since
for the city's interest. and they have
been worth going through.
Anyone who has got any money
from the city while | was over there,
has been entitled to 1t.
Few have any conception of the
vast amount of work that comes into
the corporation counsel's Office. There
are damage cases and cases OF many
other kinds and opinions as to legal
points. One might think that. In time.
all the legal points would be settled
but they are always cropping up, one
or more day, and 1t sometimes takes
hours OF work 10 determine point
that will be finally expressed In a
simple page Of typewriting.
After 1t is all through. | find a
new peace and enjoyment in coming
back TO my own office and my own
business"
Il. Z. Tarsney Is known as one OF
the greatest admiralty lawyers In this
part of the country and has a law
library that is one Of the largest in
tho ontira otata