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The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-03-04

Buy your alfalfa from the farm di-
rect. Choice baled hay delivered il
lots to suit by Col. Baker, phone 1873.
O5t6.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-03-04

w. D. Amis returned to his home
in Hagerman this morning.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-03-04

Father Herbert went to Hagerman
and Carlsbad today.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-03-04
MONEY. MONEY.

II o ave cas- that you want to
loan or invest, give us a trial. We can
place it for you.
Roswell Title and Trust Co
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-03-04

Eyes tested free at L. B. BoelIner's
the Jeweler a1d Optician.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-03-04
BY SECRETARY STE
VEINS IN REPORT TO PRoTEc-
TIVE ASSOCIATION.
MANY GOOD POINTERS

Entire Local Situation, as to Conser-
walton of Irrigating Waters, is Cow
cred in the Report, With Practical
Suggestions.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-03-04

Boarders wanted at 4O7 S. Main,
$3.50 per week. 0St6*
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-03-04

Russell does boiier work. lott
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-03-04

To the Honorable Board of Directors
and members of the Water Users
La Junta tribune., 1908-07-25

two dollars and half. The captain
receives about 5000 per year. We
must. however. tip the walters and
several stewards before We leave
the ship. which makes up slightly
for their meager salary. We pay
whatever we please. but are expect
ed to give the saloon steward. tthe
waiter.) 81 to $3.50 each. the deck
steward. who looks after our chairs
and waits on Us on deck. % cents to
50 cents.
| have never been in place so
clean as a ship. 1t is scrubbed
every night. secured with sand.
There is no dust. dirt or smoke. and
everything is washed, rubbed and
polished every day. Even the steer
age is scrubbed. secured and wash
ed daily.
La Junta tribune., 1908-07-25
Notice for pu biie.tion
usrrsD 81 ,r.a- LA>r

UNITED STATES LA>p ofyIcg |
PrEHLo. Colo. july ~. ia, !
NOTICE Is HEREBi GIVEN THAT
~ on she sixth day OF july \. -. ls~. w
man X. swan, of Holly. County Of Prow-r-,
application Ne, Gji to -rlcct under sect ion.
eSs and 2Ds Of the revised >tstnte- of III.
TINTED States the follow ing described land To.
wit.
Lot nums,~r-si five q, Of section tw~nty
four t.st township s~enty -thr-r fcyl south. al
range Hffy--iN ~ wet. sixth I,rincflsssl
tneridiHb. Colorado. coitaining ts-ut, -,i \
and th --fourth- acres.
ANY and all p-rson. claiming adversely the
lnnd> d--cribs.t. or desiring to object b-cau>e
IL the mineral character of the land or for
any other -oi,, to fb. disposal TO applicant
-hoaid Tie their sifidavit> Of protest in this
,,fiic., before the 18th day Of August isp>
;. 4. ABBEY. Register.
First pni.iirati,,n, Jniy Is. Isos.
Last publication. iusn-t -, Ess.
La Junta tribune., 1908-07-25
Notice for Publication.

tsIrkB >rsIs~ LAND OFyfrs 4
PryHIlu. roLo. Jane q. l.ss Y
NOTICE Is HEREBf GIVEN THAT
~ Enssbio Psdilis. of Hi.b-~. Csio.. y ho. al.
August ;. isii. made Ho.n->t~sd Entry. NJ.
ii,1u. Tor southeast quarter -ssith~ eat quarter
--c,io~ u and east half p"rth~->t quarter.
northeast quarter -puth~ -~t quarter --ction
- township = south, range - west. s,h prin,
ripsl meridian. has ht-t notice Of inf-ption ta
make final i've year prs-,f. To establish claim
10 the LATED above d~-rrii.-d. f--for- Clerk Of
the District Court. at La Iun's. Colorado. on
the tsh day Of Augu-f. EsH
Claimant natnss witnesses: Charles
6o.,3rirh. of Nei-er- Colo Aiesria ssnpirieb.
OF N.i--r. Colo. Juan T. Tafoiis. Of Hi.i-.e.
Colo. La~reace Roy. of Higt--s. Colo
: A. ABBEY. Register
First publication. July I. Is<r.
Last publication, Augu-ts tsr.
La Junta tribune., 1908-07-25
no,iee for r.sI,e.tion.

uSfrID STATS Ls~p osFtrx 4
Pu-bt,. Colo. July H. lisb-. (
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
~ Juan Z. Tnf.iln. OF Hirbs-.. Colorado.
y ho. on August ., fsii made Homestead entry
No iisc. serial No O>i- for northwest quar-
ter northwest quurf-r. EAST half northwest
quarter. northeast quarter Southwest quarter.
section u. town-hip - south. rsngr - we~l.
9Th principal nteridian. ha- hl.sl fsosir, .f in
tentiun to max. hnal hye year proof. 4. ...tab-
ii-h clsifn to the iat,d above described teforc
Clerk Of the District Court, st In Juutn. Colu-
RADIO. on the -srh DAY of August. tss
Claimant names Witnesses Lonrrnco
Roy. p-ehso prhiiis. Marino whntl-y. D,,,nil-
80 Jopr-. all uf Hist--, Colo
: A. hBBEY Register.
Fir-, publicsIiou july T.. isk
Last pubiratinu. august -. lssp>.
La Junta tribune., 1908-07-25
Notice.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT A.
~ election @ill i,- held at the To~n Hall ia
s~isk. O'-r.' e'uDty. Colorado. Tu.>siny. InIs
=. isss. Tor the forfrs-c of voting the qu---
fissis Of issuing wafer ~ork> ir,tlsi.-
J. 4. GAUGEE. Toxn Clerk.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
The Business of Earnninn

We are just awakening to the fact
that the value OF farm land is rap
Idly increasing in America. Ever since
the discovery Of the continent there
have been vast tracts Of unoccupied
land subject to free settlement until
now. We have at last filed up the
continent and all the land worth till
ing is under ownership. We are doing
much by irrigation to reclaim the arid
lands, but these are rapidly filled up
as soon as they are made tillable.
Relieved of the pressure of vacant
lands, there can be no doubt that the
value OF farms will continue to rise
and the value of farm products will
rise with them. The present depres-
sion in the commercial and Industrial
world has caused no drop in the price
OF farm products. no particular de-
crease in the cost OF living: indeed. It
has Increased, If measured by wages.
Indianapolis Star.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
PRICE OF LAMARTINE's POEM,
Pecuniary Value Which the French
Poet Put Upon His Work.

The Paris Gaulois tells a good story
OF Lamartlne's estimate Of the pc
cuniary value Of his poetry.
1t was In 1S4S, when he was at the
acme Of his glory and a cabinet min
lister. He had Just contributed La
Marseillaise de la Paix" to the Revue
des Dsux Mondes. and Buloz. the
editor, called on him at the ministry.
Il believe owe you $50. Here is the
money" said Lamartine, producing
bundle OF banknotes.
Pray deduct the amount of the
Rsvue's Indebtedness to you for your
poem" said the editor.
Il meant to make you a present of
It," rejoined the poet
Not at all; insist upon paying
you"
How nuch?"
Your own price. whatever It may
be-"
"Ah, well; II you will have It so I
must oblige you" said Lamartine; and
with a magnificent gesture he swept
up the whole bundle OF notes repre-
ssnting the ESQ and restored them.
with solemn dignity, to his pocket.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
THE MEMORY OF A BUSY MAN.
How Husband Forgot Dinner Engage
ment and Gave a False Excuse.

Dinner had been ready and waiting
20 minutes The wife OF the tardy
guest was very much embarrassed.
Just to think that her husband was so
rude as to be late at a dinner engage
ment and keep all the guests wait
ing! After a while the belated one
arrived, redfaced and perspiring.
So sorry to keep you waiting" he
said But I was detained at the Of
nee with an out-Of-town customer. Just
couldn't get away"
The excuse sounded all right and
was accepted by the hostess, but it
was a myth.
The truth was: Preoccupied he had
gone home from the office at the
usual time and found the house locked.
much to his surprise. Where in the
mischief were his wife and children
ne wondered. Why didn't they tell
MIN they were going away?
He went all around the house and
tried the doors, but they were locked
Then he found a piece OF iron in the
backyard and broke open a window
and crowded In.
He crowded out through the win
dow for the evening paper and crowd
ed back. He read the paper. and still
the wife and children didn't return.
AT SOB O'Clock he remembered the
dinner engagement. While he dressed
and rode 20 blocks the guests waited
But others have made the same
blunder.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
The WhIstIlno Bow.

But woe betide the hand that bids
the whistling boy be still! He is the
sole survivor from An age Of innocence
into one OF ill-starred knowledge; he
binds the disparities of the present
and the past The same in country
lane and on the city pave-cosmo-
polite, blithe. bohemian, a little pagan
Pants he. Amphibian of truant idle
ness and endless preoccupations is he:
without rest. without haste. he shut
ties back and forth between things as
they are and things as they are
dreamed. II. in these transmigra-
uons, from the inner to the outer
world and back, he impinges on the
edges OF things a little sharply. he
cannot arouse our ire-for there is a
whistling boy within every man who
keeps his courage up as he passes
through the graveyard OF his hopes
Washington Post.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
ALL MATTER OF PRoPINou,rv.
u Is the Event Near at Hand That
Counts Most in Everything.

The death OF hundreds OF people in
distant part OF the country from
where we live hardly arouses more
tnan passing interest, and the more or
less sudden taking away OF thousands
OF lives in some far remote land
eVokes no more than a word of sym
pathy from those long distance
away. But the single death near at
hand. the funeral across the street
makes the strongest possible mark on
the mind.
Propinquity, in that as in everything
else, is what counts. The death in the
family cuts into the heart for years
IL accompanied by details that make il
a horror, the shock often remains with
the survivors to the end Of their own
lives. II the lost relative has met a
violent death, by accident or other
wise, the anguish OF those left behind
Is all the more poignant and endur-
ing. Worst OF all, and most lasting in
It's effect upon the survivors, is the
death where unexpected financial dis
tress or ruin follows the loss of the
family head. 1t is a wretched home
circle for many a year when the chief
is taken away, leaving only debts.
with no property, not even a little in
surance policy. behind.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
Royal Chickens Of japan.

The most beautiful and extraor-
binary chickens in the world are those
bred by the royal family of Japan. the
privilege OF raising them not being
accorded to any OF the Mikado's sub
1ects. said Mr.. L. J. De Courcey OF
Yokohama. These chickens are cele-
orated for the wonderful growth OF
their tail feathers, a full grown roos-
tors tail often reaching a length OF
20 feet. The tail is Of a lovely deep
blue shade, while the body is bun. and
about the neck is a white ring. A pair
OF these chickens has been known to
sell to a wealthy Englishman for
$1,000 on condition that he would take
them out Of the country.
Il believe that ere long the species
will entirely disappear. as heard be-
fore leaving Japan that 1t was the in
tention of his majesty to cease their
breeding"
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
Dlssectino q Violin.

Not one person in a hundred has the
slightest notion Of how many parts or
pieces there are In a violin. Here IL a
list OF them: Back 2 pieces, belly 2.
coins and blocks 6. sides 5, side lin
ings IL, bar 1. purfings "a, neck 1.
hnger-board 1, nut l, bridge l, tail
board l. button for tailboard 1, string
Tor tailboard 1. guard for string l,
sound post 1, strings 4, pegs 4, total
e9 pieces. Three kinds Of wood are
used-maple, pine and ebony. Maple
Is used for the back, the neck, the
side pieces and the bridge. Pine is
used for the belly, the bar, the coins
and blocks. the side Innings and the
sound post. Ebony is used for the
finger board. the tailboard, the nut. the
guard for string Of tailboard, the
pegs and the button.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
Avoid Round Shouidern

Are you letting yourself sag a bit
at the shoulders? Don't, II you want
to keep either young or well. There is
nothing so fatally easy as to grow
round-shouldered. Keep sharp
watch on yourself to prevent it. Each
morning stand up against the lamb
OF door and see II you have begun
to sag. Also walk around your room
each day with a piece OF broomstick
or short umbrella under your arm and
brought across the back. This keeps
the chest up and head well poised
Deep-breathing exercises, whenever
you think Of them. will help ward off
those round shoulders, also making a
practice to work with the chest up.
This last is the simplest Of all pre-
venives, for If it is always practiced
the rest will follow.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
ALWAYS THE SAME ANSWER.
Little Bride Simply Made Trouble by
Asking Useless Question.

1t was very warm night, and peo-
pie In the boarding house had left
their bedroom doors slightly ajar.
Thus any conversation of persons who
were 30 indiscrset a. to forget the
TACT was distinctly heard down the
hall, and that accounts for several
persons knowing that the little bride,
who Is not more than 20 years old
said to her equally youthful husband:
Are you telling me the truth?" His
answer was not heard, but it failed to
be convincing. evidently, for the little
bride repeated the question, even unto
the third time, and at the last her
voice by no means expressed convic-
ton.
And then those who were older in
worldly wisdom pondered and COM
mented.
Because, they said, that Of all use
less things. it was for a woman to
ask her husband IL he were telling the
truth. Even If he were not, and knew
that his wife knew that he was not.
he would still declare that he was. It
Ii not In masculine nature to 90 back
on such a statement once 1t is made.
said the experienced, and so the little
bride was simply making trouble for
them both
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
LIberty-PrlncIpIe and Sentiment.

Llberty-PrlnclpIe and Sentiment.
No theory is Of much service in the
matter without a character responding
to the theory-without a feeling whion
prompts the assertion Of individual
freedom and is indignant against az
gressions on that freedom, whether
against self or others. Men care moth
Ing about q principle, even II they un-
derstand II, unless they have emotions
responding to it. When adequately
strong the appropriate emotion
prompts resistance to Interference
with individual actions, whether by an
Individual tyrant or by a tyrant major
ity; but at present, In the absence of
the proper emotion, there exists al
most everywhere the miserable super
stition that the majority has a right to
dictate to the individual about every
thing whatever.-By Herbert Spencer,
in letter to N. D, Conway.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
DEVICE OF VENETIAN PRINTER.
AIdus Manutlus Author Of System Of
Punctuation.

Punctuation by means of stops and
points, so as to indicate the mean
ing of sentences and assist the reader
to a proper enunciation, is ascribed
originally to Aristophanes, a gram
marian OF Alexandria, Egypt who
lived in the third century b. c. What
ever his system may have been, it
was subsequently neglected and for
gotten, but was reintroduced by
Charlemagne, the various stops and
symbols being designed by Warne-
fried and Alcuin.
The present system of punctuation
was introduced in the latter part Of
the fifteenth century by Aldus Manu-
thus, a Venetian printer, who was re-
sponsible for our full stop, colon,
semicolon. comma, marks of inter
rogation and exclamation, parenthesis
and dash, hyphen, apostrophe and quo
tation marks. These were subsequent
ly copied by other printers, until their
use became universal.
Most ancient languages were limo
cent OF any system OF punctuation. In
many early manuscripts the letters
are placed at equal distances apart.
with no connecting link between even
In the matter of spacing, an arrange
ment which must have rendered read
ing at sight somewhat difficult.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

CHRISTIAN CHURCH Bible School
every SUNDAY 81 9 As IA. PTrac. -
fourth sunday m r ing t II am; fir.t
an0 thlrd SundAys =. IN. Prsver meet
i,g Wednesday evening at g u. IN. G.. 5.
Nice arN, CASTOR.
METHODIST CUT KCH Main Street.
,',nday school every sunday at g:3Os. II.
Little Workers" Juvenile MISSIONARY
every second sunday D. m. Preachip,,
drst and third Sundays IL a. NJ. second
snd fourth Sundsye .. m, fifth Sun
lays IL a. 10. and p. N. q, &. Rec;. r.
CastCr.
NORTH TAZEWEI.L CHURCH
I Coy School every Sunday at 10 a. n.
9--eScAing first and third Sundavs7 u. ~
eonnd and fourth Sundays Il a. r.,
r meeting every Friday y. IN e.
q. Rector, pastor.
PRESBYTERIAN H.-Sunda,
school every sunday a. $50 a. m. Preach
,ng aecpr1, third and fourth SUNDAYS at
II =. n. and !. p. In Preaching fen
sundays al II a. ID. Prayermeeting every
"Wednesday evening p. III.
PRks bNIERIAN. BURkE'S GAR
OrN' reaciing Gu first Suudsy at / =.
u. ard ,. N. ) O. Hall, pastor.
TAZEwELL PREACHERS COUNCIL
Every Monday 81 p. IN.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
CLEVER WOMEN THEN AND NOW.
Writer Objects to Undue Gloriticaton
of Past Celebrities.

Believe me-" said the Woman Who
Thinks, I'm little weary Of rhapso-
dies over the supposedly superior in
telligence Of the women Of bygone
days. Why don't those so generous
OF praise give modern women a
chance? 1t is a sort Of mental fash
Ion to assume that George Eliot and
George Sand and Lady Mary Wortley
Montagu and Lady Blessington and
others like them were peculiar to
themselves and their periods: that no
woman Of to-day can hold a candle
to them in any particular. wonder
II that's true. Seems to me there
are dozens of women in New York
alone who are every bit as clever as
those heroines OF the past. Lady
Montagu wrote delightful letters. but
the art OF correspondence has not
passed from earth, and surely the cul-
tured woman Of to-day can be as
sprigbtly. AS for novelists and es-
sayists, they flourish in abundance in
this enlightened age. And when II
comes to social knowledge, almost any
Fifth avenue hostess is far ahead of
those or yore. Let's bring our COM
mendation up TO ate."-New York
Press.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
Hay on Church Floor.

A curious custom was observed at
Old Neston church on Sunday. The
church is dedicated to st. Swithin,
and on festival day the church is
strewn with hay. Many years ago
some donor left q field to provide
money for bread which is distributed
four times a year. The tenant of the
field has to supply the hay to strew
the church. The custom is supposed
to have originated from the fact that
on festival Sunday the parishioners
wear new boots. and the idea of the
donor was to have the hay laid down
TO stop the squeaking Incidental to new
footwear. On Sunday the hay was
duly laid down in the church.-London
Standard.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
Beneficial Sneeze.

There is no more sure cure for an
stack OF faintness than a hearty
sneeze. 1t Immediately stimulates the
blood vessels of the brain. In many
persons fainting never goes SO far
as a loss of consciousness or loss Of
control Of the limbs. And In these
the sudden weakness IL often brought
to an end by a sneeze caused by ma
ture herself without any external aid.
A grain or two Of pepper. snuff or to-
bacco introduced into the nose or tick
ling its interior lightly will usually
insure q sneeze. These simple proce-
dures or others similar in character
may prove invaluable when smelling
salts and other elegant aids are abb
SSnt.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
RHETORICAL RECORD OF RINGS.
Have Important Part In the Annals Of
the World.

The ring began when man thrust
his finger through a hole in a pretty
shell, and later learned to make rings
OF Jet. The ring u very magical.
Lord Ruthven, who helped to kill Riz-
zfo, gave Queen Mary a ring which
was "sovran" against poison, and she
generously replied with the present OF
her fathers wonderful jeweled dagger
OF French work, no longer In exist
ence- Whether Ruthven fooled with
this magnificent weapon In the affair
Of Rizzio or used a cheaper article is
uncertain. At All events Mary based
on the ring that was an antidote to
poison a charge Of sorcery against
Ruthven- The judges Of Jeanne dare
regarded with much suspicion her lit
tie ring OF base metal. a gift from her
parents, inscribed with the sacred
names Jesus Maria.
II was usual to touch the relics of
saints with rings; Jeanne dare said
that her ring had touched the body of
st. Catherine, whether she meant of
the actual saint or q relic OF the saint.
brought from Sinai to F1erbois. The
ring might contain a relic, or, later, a
miniature. 1 fear that do not believe
In the virtues or vices OF poison rings.
Our ancestors practically knew no poi
son but arsenic, and Carthaginian
science can scarcely have enabled
Hannibal to poison himself with a
drug contained under the stone of a
ring.-Andrew Lang, In London Post.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
Exchanging Laws of Etiquette.

1t is astonishing to see how little
the standard of good manners seems
to have changed since the middle ages.
The strenuous life and the higher
education have not altered our concep-
ton Of the laws Of good breeding, even
If they leave US little time for the
carrying out of them, and the rules of
conduct upon which we have all been
brought up are in many respects the
same to-day as those propounded in
the manuals of etiquette of hundreds
Of years ago.--Ladies' Field.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
EXPERTS FOOLED ~ MASTER.
Are Not Always Able to Judge Az
thenticlty 81 Pictures.

One hears So mach about false ~old
masters" and fake art treasures that Il
is interesting to recall the following
anecdote, which n vouched for by n.
Jean Bernard. 20 well Informed on all
that concerns art aaa artists. The
story concerns . Rembrandt which
formerly Agured at the Antwerp mu-
scum, under the description of the
"Jeune homme Ia cuirasse," during
The exhibition OF Rembrandt's works.
To-day the canvas belongs 70 the Ger
man emperor. Twenty years ago the
owner OF the picture went to a col
lector, M. Seldemeysr, aad showed
him the Rembrandt oKering to sell it
to him for $1.s0e. n. Ssldemeyer in
turn showed the picture to his usual
experts. who declared It to be n ini-
tadon, and the NEXT day It was re-
turned to the owner, with the remark
that be could not get . couple of
guineas for II In Paris. Ths possessor
OF the "Jsune homme a Ia cuirasse"
said nothing, but took the picture to
M. AntoniR Proust. who at once recog-
nized it to be one Of the best examples
of the great Dutch painter. The Ger
man painter Knassa. purchaser for the
imperial museums. happened to be in
Paris at the time. and when the Rem
brandt was showa 10 him he inmedi-
ately offered to buy It, and the deal
was concluded for $500. The trans
action was one which the German en-
peror has never had any reason to re-
greet, for IL he wished to sell the pic
ture to-day he could easily obtain
100000.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-09-17
Candidate Ready with Answer.


The senatorial candidate was Just
about 20 oonoiuds q fiery political
speech.
viii you allow me to ask you a
question:" interrupted q man in the
audience.
Certainly. SIR" said the orator.
You have been giving out a lot OF
figures about alien immigration. in
crease in wealth, the growth of the
trusts and all that" said the man.
Let's see what you know about 1ig-
ures yourself. How do you ind the
least common multiple?"
Slowly and deliberately the orator
took a drink of water Then he point.
ed a finger straight at the Questioner.
Lightning flashed from his eyes, and he
replied in a voice that made the cleo
trio lights CULVER:
Advertise for It, you ignoramus"
The audience chssred and yelled and
stamped, and the wretched man who
had asked the question snealIed out OF
the hall.-Philadelphia Ledger.