The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-06-25
TI,istles.

DOG. esd Aaie WaHe she eihet day
What i iiT asted ile piaYmsis Us
pspa sAgN h. iatta fat-map'
Kniclet she ieafs sac saiH
wAase he plans hst fAstes hai beek
., Aad BE- books lise sbe devil vhii'
be- plans hos b i goag . pay ~ q
~ bear "a iaundtLt Andience fslh
- cold iss aiehif They wew Al orst
boz sheA ihe3 Remembered they has
paid good asos,,y Z zoe tie siou ihei
Esa rer8 bat.
T8mdR ! suplost ygp witnesses
lireeus marriage " The widow As ~
inpoerui bysiandeg, phs HolaK Hard
y itsi ,hirodaoed 0neen - ihi
ss8on laal fall
10 you are gong 10 teach you
daughter maslef ies. answered Mrs
Thingili yusi enough 70 give as an *
euse fof having piano lainp aud !
mahogany nuslc tark.
4 yoang man who wants 10 gel
married has certainly contradictory
prelimiBnres 10 10 through What NJ,
iheyi First be- must pop The question
aud then b. must question The pop.
Mn Bcuham wish you would
gei some of ihose baseball players Il
spend The summer wilh rs. Beubam :
What toff Mrs. Beuham The pspei
say, ihcy are death on flies"
Yes, said Miss Pussy, Mr. Fox has
called upon me several times lately,
bot be always brings SOME other young
man With him ] suppose, remarked
Miss speitr. be realizes that be cant
be TOO careful ia leap year
Hiram Hardapplc Don't be too
reckless about wandering from home
Zekc Remenbera rolling stone gath
erg 40 moss. Leke Bat what do
SAINT with moss, dadi Thar be 10,
many mossbaeks around here now.
What's the matter With iha, old
henf asked the guinea fowl, She looks
worried Oh, replied the bantam roos
ter, she's a temperance crank, and
she's worrying for fear some Of hei
eggs will be- used IA the making o.
eggnog
Had comply 70 dinuali yisti'dy
Nab husban stopped Al Mr. Green
store saiurd'y cbenin an done got i
hne spring chicken. Ynasi repliedth'
jealous ncighbor pa, histah Greer
sbo i De mos keerless, onsnspectin
man
Pearl What is the trouble, dear
Ruby Boohool l-l'm afraid George
doesn't love me any morel Pearl
Ridiculousi Didn't he say il you died
he would shed quart Of tearsf Ruby
Yes. but but boohoo; he used e
say he'd she'd gallonl
Pearl i was squeezed in bridge
whist last night. Ruby Can help
yuo. dearf have some pin money
left Pearl, oh, this wasn't a fnan'
cial squeeze. Non SECRETION squeez-
cd my hand under the table.
Them three meni Farmer Border
replied TO question. Them's our farm
hands. But. asked the city girl, where
is The other onei What other one
Why, there's always quartet Of them
10 sing the old 0aken Bucket, isn't
there9
oh, yes. of course Nuritch's baby
was born with silver spoon IN it,
mouth. It's curious looking child.
Takes after its father, doesn't it, Not
much II il took after its father, il
would have been born with a silver
kuife in rs mouth.
Mrs. Popley For goodness sake
What's the matter with Tommy Mr.
popley from the bathroom Oh. he
wants the earth. Mrs. popley-Wantl
The earth' Mr. Popley- Yes; at least
that portion Of il that I'm trying Il
wash Of bis hands and face
What do you mean by riding be.
hind my automobilel demanded thu
angry chauffeur. Excuse me, boss, re-
piled Dandy Bumpers, tipping biz
crownless hat, but der was d slight
grease stain on me starry vest, an
thought lie fumes Of De gasoline might
sc, i out.
"A sutfragette lecturer recently
brought down the house with the fol
lowing Argument: 81 have no vote,
bul my groom has. have great re-
speci for ihat man in the stables, but
am sure that II we've TO go TO him and
say, John, will you exercise the fran
chisef he would reply, Please, mum,
which horse be thaif'
Jack What the matter. old man
You look worried, Tom Oh, Mis-,
fainihcAH keeps me guessing Sh,
hasn't proposed yet Jack Bat you
told me you didn'tintend 10 marry her
TONE Aud don't Bot. after all the
time ! wasted on her, ] think she
nigh, a, least give me chance 10 re.
fuse her.
I'D like 10 buy parlor sofa. an.
nounood the old gentleman with The
gold trimmed glasses. My daughter has
started receiving company from a
young man. All, here is just what you
want, sir. responded the polite clerk.
This viii last lifetime. Then il WON'T
suit, show me one thai will wear out
~ III months. don't believe ia long
engagements.
Fu, fiaiter What on earth vas
thai awful shaking 10 this building last
uiehis Second FlAiler De JAggcs.
aho lives on the twenty ninth floor.
came home wiih the hieeonghs. First