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The Irish standard., 1908-08-08
NUTS TO CRACK.

What lock requires the attention of
physician? Lock jaw.
What have you to expect at a hotel
Inn attention.
What is the worst seat a man can
sit on: Self-conceit.
Who always sits with his hat on
before the queen? The coachman.
Why is hive like a spectator at
a show? Because 1t is a bee-holder
Why are ships called she? Because
they always keep man on the look
out.
What is the finest ship in the world T:
Friendship.
Why Is q proud woman like a mu-
sic book? Because she Is full of airs
Why can not a deaf man be legally
convicted? Because 1t is unlawful
to convict man without a. hearing.
Why is clock the most modes,
piece Of furniture? Because it Gov.
ers its face with it's hands and runs
down 1ts own works.
What is the suns trade? A. tanner
What Is the difference between a
farmer and a dressmaker? One sew.
what she gathers and the other gath.
ers what he sows.
If a man bumped his head agains,
the top Of room. what article Of
stationery would he be supplied with
Ceiling whacks (sealing wax.)
The Irish standard., 1908-08-08

Memories.
The hand of mother has placed it
there,
With kiss Of love and whispered
prayer:
The face of mother above it peers
Through the mists that fade in the far
on years:
She lifts 1t gently to lips that press
Its siken texture with loves cares.,
In memory's casket that knows no
The dear little curl in the candy box!
A mothers treasure-so oft she goes
To the bureau drawer, where its
strands repose!
And memory comes in the shadows
there
To hear tell Of her little ones hair.
To hear her murmur q blessing swee:
The Irish standard., 1908-08-08

For I dipt into the future, far as hui
man eye could see,
Saw the Vision of the world, and all
the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens NIL with commerce.
argosies Of magic sails;
Pilots of the purple twilight, dropping
down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting,
and there raine'd a chastity dew
From the nations airy navies grap-
ping in the central blue:
Far along the world wide whisper OF
the southwind rushing warm,
With the standards Of the peoples
plunging thro' the thunder
storm;
Till the war-drum throbb'd no longer
and the battle flags We're furi'a
In the Parliament of man, the Fedora
ton Of the world.
There the common sense of most shall
AoAu IIelIut realm III awe,
And the kindly earth shall sumter
lapt in universal law"
That was Tennyson's dream as a
young man, when hope beat high in
the heart of a great many young Eng
lishmen. 1t is the cry of an cptimist
That same Tennyson, the poet laure-
ate. died pessimist. His Locksicy
Hall, so Or so years later, is laden
leaden with the dolorous cry of the
darkest kind Of despair.
The Irish standard., 1908-08-08
EDWARD RICE

Was Founder Of the Irish Christian
Brotherhood.
William E. Curtis, writing in the
Chicago Record.Herald, says of Ed.
ward Rice, founder of the lrish Chris.
tian Brotherhood:
The Christian Brothers Educational
Order of the Roman Catholic Church
of Ireland was organized in Waterford
In 1902 by Edward Rice. a wealthy
merchant, who lamented the number
of neglected boys he saw in the
streets, and consulted Bishop Hussey,
who, by the way, was the first presi.
dent Of Maynooth College, as to what
he could do to rescue them. Mr.. Rice
sold his business and opened a free
school in his residence while a
large building was being erected for
his use. The cornerstone was laid
June 1. 1902. 1t was finished the next
year, was called Mount Zion, and is
still In operation, although very much
SAAoA 6Cu' IL hoS Occu IIo ldlu0I uOubc
and headquarters of the Irish Chris.
tian Brothers from the beginning.
Within few years similar schools
were opened in Dungarvan, Limerick,
Cork, Dublin and later in every city
and town in ireland. In 1920 the order
was chartered by the Pope and it has
grown until there are now more than
one thousand brothers. all engaged in
teaching day schools Of various stand
ards, from primary instruction up to
colleges. They have technical and
trade schools, commercial schools, or
phanages and schools for the deaf and
dumb and the blind all over the world,
In Australia. New Zealand, Africa, In.
dia, Gibraltar and one house in New
York. 1t is independent of the Amer.
lean order Of Christian Brothers,
which was founded in France in the
seventeenth century by st. John Bap.
tiste de la Sale, a French able who
was canonized by the Pope about four
years ago.
In Ireland the Christian Brothers re.
ceive no grant from the government,
and all their primary schools are free.
Tuition is charged at the secondary
and technical schools and the re-
mainder of the support comes from
legacies, private and public contrih,,.
ttons, collections in churches and 9th.
err sources.
Edmund Rice. the pioneer Of free
education in ireland, died In 1874 at
the age of 50, and is buried in Wa.
terford cemetery with this simple epi.
taph: ...
The Irish standard., 1908-08-08
BROTHER EDWARD
IGNATIUS RICE.
Founder Of Christian Schools
In Ireland and England.
Out In the Field. With God,

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The Irish standard., 1908-08-08
ST. BERNARD'S HALL
Boarding School for Little Boys,
Conducted by the Sisters Of st. Joseph

Conducted by the Sisters Of st. Joseph.
Avoca, MINI.
This new institution is a modern build
ing located on the banks OF a beautiful
lake at Avoca, MINI. The climate Is
excellent and with the spacious ground
surrounding. provision is made. for all
things neeiful for boys comfort as we'll
as for sports pleasing to him.
place their young sons in school away
from home are invited to correspond with
the Mother Superior They are assured
in advance that they can entrust their
children to the care of the Sisters and
rest confident that these children will re-
ceive efficient instruction. thorough train
ing, kind and watchful care and a happy
home life.
The Irish standard., 1908-08-08

What became of Nineveh?" asked
a Sunday school teacher.
1T was destroyed" said Johnny,
promptly.
"And what became of Tyre?"
"Punctured."
The Irish standard., 1908-08-08

her work we'll. On Sunday was the
guest Of the Massachusetts, ladies at
the Claypoole, and 1 never felt more
at home any place. left Indianapo-
lis at $50 p. m. Monday"
The Irish standard., 1908-08-08

You need rest. You need change
Do not wait until the doctor pre-
scribes 1t. Take it now. Take a month
off. Or take a week off. Even al
afternoon will help. Take trip out
In the country or by the lake shore
and then read this poem:
"The little cares that fretted me,
I lost them yesterday
Among the fields above the sea,
Among the winds at play;
Among the lowing of the herds,
The rustling Of the trees.
Among the singing Of the birds,
The humming of the bees.
The foolish fears of what might be.
/ cast them all away
Among the clover.scented grass,
Among the new.mown hay;
Among the husking of the corn,
Where drowsy peoples nod.
Where i'll thoughts die and good arr
born,
Out in the fields with God"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10
NO MORE CATARRH.
TaIlman & 60. VIII Not Allow 1t to
Exist I'm PendletOn.

"There will be no more catarrh In
Pendleton, say Tallman 4 Co., "un-
less people fail to follow the low OF
common sense"
Talman & Co. make this statement
because of the great success that has
followed the use of Hyomei In the
treatment of catarrhal troubles. SO
positive is this treatment IN quick re-
lief and permanent cure that they
sell It under an absolute guarantee to
refund the money II 1t does not do all
that is claimed for 1t.
1t follows natures plan In curing
diseases of the throat and lungs by
bringing healing medication right to
the very spot where the disease germs
exist. With this treatment, health
giving oils and balms are breathed
through a neat pocket inhaler that
comes with every outfit, so that every
breath you take while using Hyomei
is a breath of healing air. 1t kills
all catarrhal germs and prevents
their growth, so that the cure is
thorough and permanent.
Remember that Hyomel is sold un-
der a guarantee to cost nothing un-
/ less It cures II you have any ca
tarrhal trouble, you should take aq-
vantage Of Tallman & Co.'S liberal Of
fer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10
TIM DAVENPORT UPHOLDS PRIMARY LAW

codes. court reports. or any other con-
venient thing they have the power to
get by a vote Men of common sense
know how to give correct answers to
all such questions.
And when there is U. IS senatorial
election pending there is an eminent
opportunity to recoup themselves for
past expenses in partizan service, and
does average human nature stand
modestly back from grasping it by the
handle, and coming out with a "qui
pro quo" either for himself or some
member of his family? Experienced
men can answer this too.
asked a certain state senator from
Linn county this question: captain,
for whom are you going to vote for
U. S. senator?" He instantly replied,
''for the man who will do the most
for Humphrey" This was in 1882
and as he voted for Mitchell. 1 infer
red that candidate made the highest
bid.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

That the students of the Pendleton
high school are loyal to the University
of oregon was shown yesterday after
noon when stirring resolution en-
dorslng the university appropriation
was passed by the student body The
following is the resolution in full:
Whereas, The work of the U. Of 0.
is but a continuation OF that prescrib-
ed for the high schools OF the state,
and believing that.it should be given
the same or even greater support than
the secondary schools are now re-
ceiving, and knowing that 1t has al
ways been customary for the majority
of the members OF the graduating
classes of the high schools to attend
the U. of o. In preference to other
institutions of the state, and
Whereas, The earnest support Of
the U. Of o. Is needed to encourage
more students to seek and enjoy high
er education, and believing that in or
der to compete with the educational
institutions of other states of the west
and northwest which are now receiv-
ing appropriations varying from $780,
900 to 100000 annually, and
Whereas The status and progress
of state is measured largely by the
standard of its educational institu-
tions and the support given thereto,
and knowing that If the apprJpria-
ton made by the last session of the
Legislature for the operation and main
tenance Is rejected by the voters Of
the state at the coming June election
that the work of the u. of o. will
have to be discontinued, be 1t
Resolved, That we. the associated
students of the Pendleton high school,
take a firm stand for the u. of O. and
deplore any attempt to hold up or
limit the appropriation and that we
exert such power and influence as we
may have to encourage the voters of
the state to give the university their
hearty support and that we solicit the
cooperation and support of the other
high schools throughout the state in
our endeavor to uphold the standard
of the U. of o.. and be it further
Resolved, That a copy of these res
olutions be spread upon the minutes,
copy be published in the Ilakawinn,
and a copy be forwarded the president
of the associated students of the Uni
versity OF oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10
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THE NEWS IN BRIEF.


The third floors Of IS Milwaukee
schools have been vacated because Of
the absence Of fire escapes.
The Oklahoma fruit crop was dam
aged yesterday by freezing weather.
The trees were in full bloom.
The trial of Harry Orchard for the
killing of Ex-Governor Steunenberg,
of Idaho, begins today at Boise.
William X. Vanderbilt was arrest
ed in New York yesterday for speed
ing his automobile at SO-mile clip.
Frank B. Gary of Abbevllle, S. c.,
has been elected to succeed the late
Asbury c. Latimer as United states
senator.
The Court theater at Meiningen
Germany, was destroyed by fire
Thursday. No one was in the theater
at the time.
Mrs. L. NJ. Clark, after waiting for
80 years, will wed owen Mulholland,
of Seattle. Mrs. Clark is a resident OF
Muskegon, Ill
Chicago was visited Friday with a
terrific gale that caused chimneys to
fall, smashed in store fronts and roll
ed waves into houses.
Fritzie Scheff, the opera singer, has
entered suit for divorce from her
husband, Baron Fritz Won Bardeleben,
in New York courts.
The Mayflower school building in
Cleveland. o., has been closed while
the entire building is being overhaul
ed ana made freproof
William willard, charged with
embezzlement while deputy treasurer
of Broken Bow. Neb.. was captured
Wednesday at Colfax, Wash.
William Adler, formerly president
Of the State National Bank of New
Orleans, has been indicted for mis-
applying national bank funds.
Edward d. Smith is under arrest
charged with having swindled a San
Francisco bank. Smith deposited
$1,000 and checked out over 100000
DR.. r. E. Griffen, prison surgeon of
the Nebraska penitentiary. has Gre
ated a sensation in Lincoln by a re-
port to the governor in which he
claims that the prison is huge opium
den.
Ora a. .Leedom Of Chicago, desert
ed his wife because she was too pro-
fuse in her affections. He agreed to
go back to his better half If she would
agree to cut down the kisses to six a
day.
Four hundred children rushed in
confusion from the high school build
ing at Lees Summit, Mo-, when a fire
alarm was sounded yesterday. Disor-
der prevailed when someone cried
fire" outside the building.
E. H. Hartman has notified the
San Francisco board Of health that
the Southern Pacific win contribute
$50 900 to the fund for rat extermina-
ton. The Santa F'e road also con-
tributed $4,000 to the cause.
Mrs. Charles F. Rednall Of San
Francisco, died yesterday from shock
following the suicide of her husband.
She had been seriously i'll with cry
slpelas and the husband killed HIM
self because he thought he had con-
tracted the disease.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10
Hotel st. George.

f. H. Lynch, Seattle; w. G. Sass,
Seattle; H. woodthrop, Seattle; A.
Elton, Seattle; F. r. Ellis; f. s. Nc
Mahon, Portland; Mrs Green, Baker
City; E. o. Wells, Portland; j. Clan
cy, Portland; A. ]. ODell. Sacto; j.
f. McNaught, Hermiston; r. r. John
son, Echo; p. Med Fuller, Portland;
j. W. Close, Spokane; j. Peters, Port
land; f. H. Burke, Portland; ]. T.
Lacey Portland; T. H. Hughes, Min
neapolis; f. Richardson. Pomeroy; w
W. Richardson, Pomeroy; D. Feiss
New York; George Wettstein, Cedar
Rapids; F. F. Berry, Seattle; II. Dog
gett, Kentucky; L. Duncan, Haines;
]. Storaasle, Wisconsin; A. G. Wit
mer. Kunosba; ]. A. Allison, Port
land, II. A. Hampton. Portland; Sam
Lee, Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10
No Use to Die.

81 have found out that there is no
use to die Of lung trouble as long as
you can get DR.. Kings New Discov-
ery." says Mrs. ]. P. White, of Rush
boro. Pa. 'I woulS not be alive today
only for that wonderful medicine. II
Ioosens up a cough quicker than any
thing else, and cures lung diseases
This most reliable remedy for coughs
and colds, la grippe, asthma, broncti-
tbs and hoarseness, is sold under guar
antee at Tallman & Co.'S drug store.
soc and $1.00. Trial bottle free.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

"Old Borax" Wiley may find him
self doomed for president by the
whiskeyites. In a recent speech he
said: while alcohol is bad for the
human system, whiskey is exceeding
ly good for the alimentary secretions.
the constituent matters that go to
make up the product overcoming the
bad effect of the alcohol in 1t. A
man should be allowed to take a
drink when so disposed" In these
prohibition times that's surely say
ing some.-Eugene Guard.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

Don't cough your head off when
you can get a guaranteed remedy in
Bees Laxative Cough Syrup. 1t is es-
peclally recommended for children as
it's pleasant to take, Is a gentle lax
atlve thus expelling the phlegm from
the system. For coughs, colds, Group,
whooping cough, hoarseness and all
bronchial trouble. Guaranteed. Sold
by A. C. Koeppen & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

Mr.. John Riha, of Vining, Ia, says,
"I have been selling DeWitts Kidney
and Bladder Pills for about year and
they give better satisfaction than any
pill I ever sold. / have used them
myself with fine results" Sold by
Tallman & Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

Mrs. SeIkirk Norton, Teacher Of Voice
Is open for engagements for con-
certs, oratorios, teas, receptions, club
public and social functions For
terms apply at studio, Room TO-
Schmidt building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

Man Zan Pile Remedy price soc Is
guaranteed. Put up ready for use. One
application prompt relief to any form
Of piles Soothes and heals. Sold by
A. c. Koeppen & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10
P. H. S. STUDENTS
LOYAL TO j. Of D.
ADOPT RESOLUTIONS
ENDORSING APPROPRIATION

Body In Meeting Yesterday
Unanimously Pass Resolutions Fa-
vorlng Appropriation TO BE Voted
on-WOrk of University Continual
ton of Secondary SchOOls-Needs
Hearty Support to Compete With
Other Institutions.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

Kodol is scientific preparation Of
vegetable acids with natural diges
tants and contains the same juices
found in a healthy stomach. Eacf
dose will digest more than 5000 grains
of good food. Sold by Tallman & Co
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

]. II. jain, who journeyed from
Spokane to Everett, Wash, to XIII
Jesse Price, admits that the murder
was premeditated.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

A score of Chicago firemen were In
jured in fire which destroyed APP
polio Hall yesterday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10
sHEEPsHEARING TO. BEGIN.
Yakima Valley FlOcISmasters Prepare
for Spring Work.

Active preparations for the spring
work in sheep shearing are being
made al various places down the VAL
ley by the larger stockmen and the
work of removing the fleeces will be-
gin in a very short time now says the
Yakima Republic.
At Kiona, Pryor & Son have hand
shea-ing outfit on the ground which
will operate on some 5000 or 5000
sheep. At Prosser the Wright COM
pany has another outfit which VIII
shear 5000 or more. At Outlook a
machine shearing outfit is being set
up which will remove the wool from
various bands of mutton sheep, prob
ably starting in right away with some
1900 head for the Frye e-Bruhn COM
pany Of Seattle. Mr.. Blatchley will
have the Outlook plant and will ope-
rate It on bands of his own and OF
other owners as well.
Flock Increases Large.
Coffin Bros, that is, the Wenner
Sheep company, has 5000 ewes at
Kennewick which have been lambing
on hay and grain. The season has
been an extraordinary one in every
respect and Stanley Coffin reports an
exceptionally good lambing. They
marked up from 10 to 130 per cent,
averaging 120 per cent increase, and
as the lambs are all February born
and from Lincoln bucks they are an
exceptionally good, early and strong
stock.
At Kiona $500 ewes, the property of
James Butler have also just passed
through a successful lambing period
with a better than average increase.
Coffin Bros. will shear 5000 sheep
at Kennewick April /.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

IF YOU'RE IN SUSPENSE
and undecided as to where to send
your vehicle for repair, allow us to
suggest that this shop offers induce
ments for good work promptly done,
and that little money settles the bin
for. Carriage repairing. Get your
buggy painted for spring. We have
an expert painter who will do good
work reasonably. Old rigs made as
good as new.
See us for Gasoline Engines. Hacks,
WEona Wagons and Buggies.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-10

Strayed from the Camas and Hlda-
way cattle reserve, In Camas prairie.
eight head Of cattle with the above
earmark and brand. A liberal re-
ward will be paid for the return or
information that will lead to the re-
covery Of any Of the same.
P. o. address, Pilot Rock oregon,
Box 1856. ]. 8. CHERRY.
Free press., 1908-01-11
J. II. Spratt

Earnestine Fields has been quite sick
the latter part of the week with a bad
cold.
Of Importance to all old soldiers or
their widows-the ad. of H. C. Freese
in this ISSUE
A public dance was held at Yocemen-
to this Thursday evening. The dance
was given by John Stanley.
This weeks Kanapolis Journal re-
ports that Mrs. A. P. Mcclure was
quite sick the fore part of this week.
A card from Lawrence A. Taylor re-
quests US to send his paper to Spokane,
Washington where he is now employed.
The Red Cross Pharmacy has clever
display of toy balloons kept afoat in
one of their show windows by means of
an electric fan
The Citizens Bank, j. A. Blender,
H. H. Winters and the Continental
Creamery have new ads on the inside
pages of this paper.
Justus Bissing made trip to the
eastern part of the state the first of
the week to see about installing an
electric light and an ice plant in a
small city.
If the present warm weather contin-
ues Hays City may have to build an ice
plant in order to keep the people cool
this summer. Manufactured ice would
be fine luxury for Hays if it wouMn t
come too high.
Henry Herman, a young man at Cor
ham, was accidentally shot with shot
gun in the hands of his younger broth
er John last Thursday week. The shot
entered his shoulder and one side of his
head and at the time the wounds were
considered serious, but thanks to good
medical attendance the young man is
now on the road to rapid recovery.
Mrs John Staab, Jr. met an acciden-
tai death last Sunday. She had just
returned from church and in walking
into her house stumbled over a child's
express wagon. The fall caused the
bursting blood vessel and she died
twenty minutes later of hemorage.
She was daughter of John Schueler
and a daughter-in-law of Raymond
Staab of Catharine.
Free press., 1908-01-11
PUBLICATION NOTYeE
In the District Court of Ellis County,
Kansas
MALISSA DEXTER, Plaintiff,
VS..
GEORGE S. DEXTER, Defendant

To the above named defendant
are hereby notified that you have been
sued and must answer the petition filed
by the plaintiff in the above entitled
action, on or before Feb. p, 1903. or
said petition will be taken as true and
a Judgment will be rendered by the
court against you, dissolving the mar
riage contract heretofore entered into
by and between you and the plaintiff
and forever divorcing her from the
bonds of matrimony now existing be
tween you and comforting upon the
plaintiff the exclusive care, custody
and control of the children born as the
fruit of said marriage and forever pro-
hibiting you from interfering with
your said wife in the management and
control of the said children.
DAVID RATHBONE,
Atty. for the Plaintiff
First published Jan. IL, 1908.
Free press., 1908-01-11
THE OLD HOME PAPER

The day seldom a he inter-
esed IN the daily weekly the
Granted that it printed the typo
gaphlcai display would make the granted
editorials
grant all this and still feelings
other healthy mortal poem
When the evenin shade is falin' O.
An eler rests from labor. smoking pipe clay
There nothin does him much good down
As the little country paper his
1t amt thing of beauty print amt ALWAYS clean
But 1t straightens out his mean
1t takes the wrinkles off his the
That little country paper
Town.
1t tells of all the a of pkn Row.
Bout who girl crops grow
An it keeps eler who pand down
That little country paper from his
Now like to read the dailes an the story papers,
An times the yalar novels other
want that little from