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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
An Unsouoht Enc ouraae mont.

I'm awfully stupid at repartee."
said the ycang woman who didn't
mean II.
II know a girl who was just as stu.
pid and got over II by practicing."
said the young man who thought she
meant II.
Questionable the young woman
smile at this encouragement
Answer-Not 30 you could notice II.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
Soap Eyelets.

When making eyelets, hold the
cloth firmly against a bar OF white
soap when you pierce the hole. In
this way there is no danger OF max
ing the eyelet larger than you want;
the edge OF the cloth will be soaped,
and a much smoother eyelet results.
Furthermore. when the article goes to
the laundry the soap helps remove
the traces OF stamping.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02

inclined to leak with hot honey.
then soldered over all the nailheads
and holes inside the tub. made tin
tube to fit snugly in the two-inch hole,
and soldered 1t neatly on the inside.
But even then 1t is not so good as the
regular gate, for hot honey; but for
cold honey 1t works as well as one can
wish, and will serve very we'll for
temporary purposes, while the cost
Is next to nothing.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
RuckWheat Cakes.

The blue blood OF old New England
Do you know where It came fromf
Buckwheats. The genuine buckwheat
cakes are OF steel-blue color and as
tough as Harveyized plate for battle
ship armor. Only an ostrich can di.
gest them. Nowadays the manufac-
turers OF this -four mix lot OF corn
meal with 1t, and the cook-lady OF the
house adds much molasses, The meal
softly tempers the wheat and the mo-
lasses browns the cakes. In this man
ner we have partly civilized the buck
wheat.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
HOMEMADE HoNEY.oATE.
" Works First Rate Except with
Honey That Is Heated.

Sometimes we need a honey gate on
very short notice; and, IL not near
a large supply house, we hardly know
what to do.
One day I made a brief call at the
home and apiary Of F. A. Powers and
was at once interested in his home.
made honey-gate. The general con,
struction will be clear from the cut,
says a writer in Bee Culture. It is
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02

In making up a nest to set hen
or turkey l take a barrel with a few
holes bored In one side. first put In
some fine earth, then a thick nest OF
straw or excelsior. | have the nest
fat that eggs may not roll together.
Barrels are fixed to close them up.
and open them each afternoon, that
the sitters may come out at their
will.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
Moth In the Plano.

When tiny pieces of felt are found
in various parts of the piano 1t is evi.
dent that the tiny silver moth is at
work and will in time do much dam.
age. Camphor gum tied in cheese
cloth and suspended inside The piano
will drive them out, while placing a
half.cup OF turpentine inside, leaving
for several days, will be certain OF
driving out the little pests.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
A ChjId's Idea.

Four.year-old Margaret Of Alhambra
was sitting by her grandmother watch.
ing the mountains. They were covered
with white, misty clouds floating about
oy?r the top of the range, now and
then revealing a peak
"Oh, grandma" exclaimed she, "the
mountains are wiping their noses"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
SKIPPING IN THE JUNGLE.
Accounted For.

Accounted For.
Naturally she turned to her husband
for information.
why are so many OF the police
mentioned as plain-clothes mem" she
asked.
81 suppose" he answered. that
they're like the rest OF us. It takes all
their pay to keep their wives from be-
ing plain-clothes women."-Philadel.
phia Ledger.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
Picked Lambs Tongues.

Wash well and trim neatly ~ lambs
tongues. Boil in sailed water until
tender. skin and pack in glass jars
while tongues are hot. Put in a very
few whole allspice and cloves. Cover
with hot white wine vinegar. Seal al
once.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
Then the Quarrel ceasad.

They were having the usual family
quarrel. AS was also usual, she could
not convince him that she knew
whereof she argued.
Didn't I go to school, stupid7" she
screamed.
yes, dear. you did" he replied
calmly. "And you came back stupid"
Bohemian.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
BREAKFAST poncnrn-

Pop several peppers full of corn
Then grind the popped corn through
the coffee mill. quite fine, serve with
powdered s"Sar and cream.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
The Wicked Husband.

"Why does man lie TO his wife?"
asks a woman writer. Dear me: does
hsf-Duluth Herald.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02

why doesn't Mrs. Eighty wear
that pink dress with her red hair?"
She probably bought the dress be-
fore she changed from a brunette"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02

He who tells lie is not sensible
how great task he undertakes, for
he must be forced to invent 20 more
to maintain one.-Pope.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02

Garfield Tea is natural laxative-it reg
ulates the digestion, purihes the blood,
cleanses the system, clears the complexion,
brightens the eyes and brings the glow OF
splendid Health!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
It's Pettlt,a Eva Salxe.

that gives instant relief to eyes, irritated
from dust, heat, sun or wind, Csc. All drug
gists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
Tor children teehnH softens the gums, reduces In
allays pain, cures wind colo. 25c bottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02

Hugging by another name would be
squeezing. Just the same.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02

Peopla who look for trouble never
look In vain.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
TEA
Is there a better way to
keep the family longer at
table, to keep it together?
Thouahtless.

Your grocer returns your money II you don't
like Schilling's Best, we pay him.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02

OF
believe
standing '-David Meekison.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
OTHER REMARKABLE CURES.

l.. bad
cured Mr. c. n Peterson 1872 South Main St. Council Bluffs Iowa. writes
health and felt that gradually breaking down
mmed and to
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-05-02
A SINCERE RECOMMENDATION.

Prosser Ar
FINALLY
l entirely cured of stomach trouble, and anything"
Ohio
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

duties NJ will restrict the import "
foreign productions which arc
landed in this country, duty paid
at such figures ne TO prevent Am
erican competition; and II pos
sibie, stop the import entirely.
when the home industry a take
its place. Tho foreign supply
should be kept out IL the American
mandatory car produce It," The
above is a sound, patriotic, AM
erican doctrine which every good
citizen can Loyalty support. II
means the protection Of home,
the employment of our neighbors,
the development of our resources
the prosperity of u country.
How strange that such q principle
should not have the support Of
every American voter.-Central
Missouri Republican.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

THE School Board Of our city
should be free from political in
fluences. The character of our
school is a matter of too vital in
terest to all of the people to be in
any way affected by petty politi-
cal chickering's. We are sorry to
say that reports came to us of
such matters being carried in
to the affairs of the school board
and that 1t has had more or less
influence in the selection of teach
ers for the ensuing year.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10
A Party Dissatisfied With Itself

A Party Dissatisfied With Itself
1t is plain from the gingerly
manner in which the Bryan party
handled the Grover Cleveland
Resolutions that the Democratic
party, taking it as a whole Is
greatly out of humor with its cwn
records and affairs. The Resolu-
ton as trimmed by Bryan, and
adopted by the convention, re-
cites that Mr.. Cleveland was
"three times the candidate of the
Democratic party" The fact
that he was twice elected was
omitted, no doubt because Mr..
Bryan feels that comparisons are
odious. The moral to be drawn
from the incident was heightened
by the part taken by Judge
Parker, the Democratic candidate
for President four years ago. He
was permitted to read a Resolu-
ton commencing the policies of
Mr.. Cleveland as President, pre-
facing it with the remark that he
would have formally offered it to
the convention for action If he had
been able to secure the attention
of the chairman. The means
taken by Bryan to minimize the
incident amounted to a juggle.
The record of what Cleveland
did as president is no more well
come to the Bryan party than are
the ideas of Parker, ::the nominee
of four years ago, who was beaten
in Nebraska, with Bryan's tacit
appreciation, by $1,000. Bryan
will have no Democratic party ex-
cept of his own fashioning, SO it is
strictly accurate to speak of the
Bryan party that has taken, tenn
porarily it must be supposed, the
place of the Democratic party as
it was before 1895, during Cleve-
lands administrations, and under
Pazker's leadership. Bryan will
be Caesar or nothing, and his in
ming as the Democratic Caesar Ii
marvelously long, considering the
fact that he has never had a VIC
tory. When the Democratic party
is convinced that it ought to win
and feels that it has issues that de
serve the approval of the country
it will cut loose from Bryan ant
his dictatorship Of defeat. Thu
steam roller Of a chronic loser is |
| poor Implement Demo
crat.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

THE Old Settlers Picnic last
year was a splendid success. The
speakers provided by the commit
tee were able and interesting; the
musical and literary program was
excellent and the homecoming
feature was a splendid success.
There was, however, one thing
that very much detracted from
the pleasure and success of the
day. That was the entire lack of
order and decoIium in the wigwam.
No one seemed to think that it
was necessary to set down or to be
quiet and respectful during the
speaking or the rendering of the
excellent program. This years
Old Settlers picnic is likely to
be the grandest and best in the
history of the organization. A
number of the leading men of the
state will be present. Many.eof
them will make short address SEES.
They will expect courteous treat
ment. An excellent literary and
musical program is being prepar-
ed and will be a feature of interest
if it can. be heard. The TRIBUNE
and we believe that the great
majority of people of the county
will appreciate it If the committee
in charge will provide enough
sergeant-at-arms to see to it that
quiet and order are maintained,
and that all, who are in the wig.
wan remain seated during the
speaking and the rendering of the
program. Let us all help the
committee in this matter. WI
feel sure that every lady and
gentleman in the county, who ex.
pect to attend the picnic would
like to hear the speaking and they
would like the great men of thu
state to go away from New Flor.
ence feeling that they have re.
ceiyed courteous treatment ane
that our people r about tn,
finest that they ever met.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10
From A Smart Family.

Henrietta and Louise, little mai
dens of ten years, had for some
time been rivals for the honors in
Room Nv. Louise's mother and
father had both been teachers-a
great advantage In Henrietta's
eyes. One day, upon being CEN
sured by her father for bringing
home a report below Louise's, she
replied eyes, papa, but you must
remember, Louise, comes from a
smart family."-August Define
ator.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10
/. settlement DOCKET
July Term, Probate Court, Mo mt
gomery County, Missouri, at
City OF Montgomery
First Day, Monday July 20, 1900

First Day, Monday July 20, 1908
Anderson, olarlnda p. decd, Thomas NJ.
Anderson, admr
Aubuchon, Earnest decd, Annie AubuchOn,
exr
Banks, Geo. Unsane,) j. L. Barker, gdn & cur
Copeland, Halle and Helen, Nellie Copeland,
cur
Crane, JOS. c.. VIM. C. and b. r.. Crane, exrs
Canneix, Jas. E., John Il. Culpepper, admr
Carter, w. r., Sallie NJ. Carter, admrx
Cowherd, Catherine c., l.. E.. Blades and w
c. Crane, exrs
Davidson. w. s., Nina M. Davidson. admir-.
Second Day, Tuesday July 81, 1908
Davis, Jos. L., j. H. White. admr
Dillon, heirs. Susie Dillon. gdn q cur
Desmond, Walter and Herman, 8. T.. Miller
cur
Ellis, Garry and Calvin. WI. Ellis, gdn Il cur
Ellis, Clark s., w. J. Ellis, admr
Eldringhof, Lena, B. H. Eldringhoff, cur
Finley, Leah ". Homer A. Finley, cur
Finley, Earl B., Homer A. Finley. cur
Ford d. B., W. w. Barrett, admr
Third Day, Wednesday, July e.,
Gurdwell, Orpha. Jas. H. Whitehead cur
Hill, John E., Charles E.Hill & Benz Seal exrs
Huenefeld, VIM, Wlthelminia Henefeld, exr
Hall, Beulah, r. w. Hunley, cur
Hall, Mansfield, r. W. Hunley, cur
Harris, Mitchell. +. II. Kallmeyer, admr
Hill. Walter L., +. ID. Hill, cur
Kemmich, Friedrich, Rosalie Kemmich, admrx
Keele, MILFORD, Claudius, Elizabeth Keele
gdn & cur
Fourth Day Thursday July % 1908
| Muse, Louise, w. A. Muse, exr
McQuie. jesse B., James l.. McQuie,sadmr
Moore, Sarah. Richard McPike. admr
Nease, Hazel May. Saloma Nease, gdn & cur
Pegram, Wm.C c., W. II. White, gdn
Patton, Ossie ", Fanny Patton. cur
Sanford, Fannie M :, j. S. Cohagen, cur
Sanford, Mary e., J. 8. Cohagen, cur
Smith, Wright L., Lucy Smith, admr.
Fifth Day, Friday, July "a, 1908
Thomas, Jerry, Kittie Thomas, exr
\ Weeks, heirs, T.J.J. See, cur
Warren. Sarah f., w. II. White,exr.
Wilson, Phillip A., Josiah Snarr, gdn g. cur
Ware. Dorothy j., Joe Ware q l.. M. Show,
admrs
Woods, w. A., j. 7, and s. T, Woods, exrs
Wyatt, Duglas, g.. p. g Ct. A. Wyatt, exrs
Wyatt, Arethusa, G. X. Sheets, exr
LESLIE D. ELLIS. Judge OF Probate.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

THE initial number of the
"Boone County Citizen''published
at Columbia by A.. M. Parsons,
reached our desk this week. "The
Citizen" is a neatly printed, we'll
edited sheet, is Republican in
politics and shows a fair patron
age for the first issue. The
TRIBUNE extends best wishes.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10
NOTICE OF PRIMARY ELECTIO N.
STATE OF
County OF Montgomery's

County or Montgomery
County Clerk'sOhice.
Notice is hereby given that II primary cleo
tion will be held at the regular polling places
In each precinct Of said county of Mont
gomery on the first Tuesday of August, 1905,
being the 4th. day sof August, 1908, for the
purpose of nominating candidates for the
following Offices to be voted for at the gen err
al election to be held on Tuesday, Bird day OF
November, 1908, as follows:
For Governor,
Lieutenant Governor,
Secretary State,
State Auditor,
State Treasurer.
Attorney General,
Rail Road & Ware House Commissioner,
Judge Supreme Court,
Judge st. Louis Court Appeals,
Representative In Congress Ninth District,
Representative in General Assembly,
Judge County Court First District,
Judge County Court Second District.
Prosecuting Attorney,
Sheriff,
Assessor,
Treasurer,
Surveyor,
Public Administrator,
Coroner,
Constable Of Bear Creek. Danville, Loutre +,
Montgomery, Prairie, Upper Loutre Town
ships.
Committeeman Bear Creek Township.
Committeeman, Danville Township.
Committeeman, Loutre Township.
Committeeman, Upper Loutre Township.
Committeeman, Montgomery Township.
Committeeman Prairie Township.
Given under my n and official seal at
City OF Montgomery, this the 9th day Of
May 1908.
e. w. HUNTER.
Clerk County Court,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10
Advertised Letters.

Following is a list Of letters re-
naming unclaimed in the post
office at Montgomery City, Mo-,
July 4, 1908, and if not called for
within two weeks will be sent to
the dead letter Office:
Mrs. A. Brodds; Mr.. John Bry-
ant; Mr.. and Mrs. M. F. Crow
Mr.. w. Hayden.
@. E. NUNS, p. M.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10
FINAL SETTLEMENT.

Take notice that l will make a final settle
ment Of the estate Of CLARINDA P. ANDER-
SON at the July term 1913 OF the Probate
Court of Montgomery County, Missouri. Said
term to be held at the court house In Mont-
gomery City, Montgomery County Mo. and to
begin on the third Monday In July, 1905,
THOMAS NJ. ANDERSON,
6-l9-5t. Administrators.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

JUDGE Reuben F. Roy, Repub-
lican candidate for Congress in
this district will be the principal
speaker at the New Truxton picnic
to be held July 18th. The War
renton band will furnish the
music,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10
Our Subscription Rates.

The subscription price of the
Montgomery TRIBUNE is one doll
lar q year, in advance. We also
club the Tribune with the st. Louis
Globe Democrat (twice- a-week)
for $1.75 q year for both papers.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

We are authorized to announce CHARLEs
T. COOK As "a candidate for Assessor OF Mont
gomery County subject To the action OF the
Republican Primary Election to be held
August 4th, 1905.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

We have q fine medium sized
Chickering Square Piano in good
condition, also a Keiselhorst up
Either one would be fine
for new beginners, will sell for
$50. THE GILL Music Co.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

We are authorized tn announce the candid
acy OF John Y. NKBEL as a candidate for
Prosecuting Attorney OF Montgomery
county, subject % the decision OF the Re-
publican Primary election 10 be held Tues
day August 4, 1905.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

We are authorized to %nnounc E. L.. BRIG
NAM as n candidate for Representative OF
Montgomery County subject 10 the action OF
the Republican Primary Election to be held
Tuesday August 4th, 1905.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

We are authorized to EARNEST
FORD as candidate for County Treasurer
subject to the decision OF the Republican
Primary Election TO be held Tuesday August
4th, 1905
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10
REPUBLICAN TICKET.
ELECTION TUESDAY, NOVEMBER >, 1909
For President:
WILLIAM II. TAFT OF Ohio.
For Vice President;
LANES $. SHERMAN of New York.
ANNOUNCEMENT

We are authorized to announce GEORGE h.
EARNEST as Il candidate FOR sheriff OF
Montgomery County subject 10 the action
OF the Republican Primary Election to be
held Tuesday, August 4th. 1905.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

IT is easy to lei from the action
of Mr.. Bryan's convention at
Denver that that gentlemen ex-
poets no support from the eastern
states.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

Mr.. Bryan is demonstrating the
fact that he is somewhat of a boss
himself. His convention at
Denver recognizes him az the ma
jority on all questions.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

We arc authorized to announce WA. f.
CoSsrAHos a. candidate for Assessor of
Montgomery County subject TO the action OF
the Republican Prlu airy Election TO be held
Tuesday August 4, 1905.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

We ara authorized 10 announce JOSEPH f
CofFMAS as n candidate for Assessor OF
Montgomery county Subject to the decision
Of the Republican Primary Election to be
head Tuesday, August 1, 1908
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

We are authorized TO announce JoHs-D
rLRlcH as a candidate for County Treasurer
subjectto tho decision of the Republican
Primary election to be held Tuesday Angus
4. 1905.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

The Montgomery ball team de-
feated the Wellsville team July
4th by the score of 5 to 3.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

Mrs. Jim Perry of st. Louis is
the guest of relatives here.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

"THE single principle Of the
tariff should be, to impose such
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-07-10

M : viii stop At Wells vilie "a discharge
pAssrnsefs trutn Kansas CRY aud 10 fno-ivo
passenger. for ~. Louis,
No 4 will stnp an signal az Nos risruscs
Tor IT Louis passengers.
Evening journal., 1908-11-11
REPORT POACHTNG
DOWN IN SUSSEX
Hundreds Of Traps Destroyed
by Alert Game
WSrdenS

GEORGETOWN, Nov. 1t-ReporSs are
coming in from all over SUSSEX county
of violations OF the game law. and
State detectives will be stationed here
the rest of the week 10 watch Cor vlo.
laors. In many places in the country
rabbits are being trapped every day
asd a walk through woods and fields
will disclose hundreds OF box traps and
"snoods." One dstsctiNe who took a
course of about eight miles around
Millsboro. claims tO have found ana
destroyed 81 traps.
The fact that quail are so plentiful
has also led numDer of country Boys
to shoot them before the reason opens,
and quick Justice is promised them Il
they are caught. The State fee also
REQUIRED of all gunners coming here
from PHILADELPHIA ana Baltimore will
also be watched. ard any effort to
evade the payment VIII be mot with
the arrest and hning Of the fo1getful
gunner. Never before has Sussex
county been so well paroled by game
wardens as it is this week, and it IS
hoped that the killing os game will be
stopped and a chance given the gun
ners who start sho )ting next Monday
morning.
Evening journal., 1908-11-11
Notes and Comments

some people Worrying about BRYAN being can
ddate again in 1912. Well, suppose he is, he will be
easier beaten by the Republicans than any other Demo
crat who may be nomnated.-Chester Times.
No one ever becomes popular candidate for public
Office by knocking this that and the other thing BE
a booster, II you cam but don't be knoekor-Cheser
Times.
II william Loeb Jr. becomes it's secretary the navy
viii always have somebody to blame it on-Baltimoro
Sun
with ice magnate in jail and an oil magnate going
trial perjury the blind goddess is working
overtime and the predatory rich shaking in their
boots-Baltmore American
BY doing foolish thing that terminated successfully
many a has found himself in the hero class
Chicago News.
Intimate friends say that the odds on the Elkins-
Abruzzi wedding The Holman House
figures have not been given out yet-New York Even
ing Sun.
Why will women keep marrying Mr, Nat Good
win?--New York Evening sun.