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The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-09-09
Mondays Locals


Miss Flossie Wright OF Rensselaer,.
Indiana. is Waiting Mrs. 4. J. sayler'
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s'ceIy according To the latest reports
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U. BALDWIN ana NIB sr'inu oiuSh'o,
MISS latte Powers re'urhou ~ SAu
doa this morn'hs i'o"' 'i'u'''
,, ,,., h., hoo,
visiting Win iriehus III Lamar i''u'
cd toGardeh City yeS'o'ua' a''o'n'''
, g., e,a,
M -,
cd from growers ana Will u'"' WV
land.
,,,.. n.,,,. coi, want tn Holly yes.
-. u,.. cain will teaeh I'm one
OF the SCHOOLS he"' iio"' '"' e'"e
yoar.
Ma, w II croas and Son otto
.., ,,,,r,ad from I1xoelaior. spring
mo. amy "'
" ''A''
Mrs. Ellen Foster, and Mrs. j. =.
ILnville arrived this morning for vi
" WI" 'o
''' 'i'
L.. Merrill Markham and family re-
TUNED today from Garden City where
,,.nsa. colorado Rnilroad Co.
Mrs. Henry Masser and two daugh
tara nre visitors at tho home of Mrs.
Ia. L.. Lester for n fewdays. They
Mrs. August Finke and daughter
day TO visit with Mrs. ii. L. Lester.
Md also to take in the Lamar Fair.
i.u rned today from u visit with
friends In II Junta. They also en-
t.yed taking In the Rocky Ford Fair.
arrived In Lamar yesterday to attend
to some land business. lie IL also
Waiting with IL. l.. Markham.
Mil,
s ". -, a..
Davis former home was there and he
has three children at that place.
Mrs. iSaAy Lame "na oAo' s.A 'ou ~
ns' o'u Ao'Ao' AA
hor parents and also Rays who live
in the same city.
MIR. and Mira. John Goheen. who
d have been visiting with Chas. Goheen
,.oior,a, snr,nys this morninx. Tho,
sr. from Downs. Kansas. and are on
,h.,r ra,,rp trim
II. q, stone and family left for
s,nna ,am. IN Lamar with ths AK.
nectatious nj making his home hare.
Miss Anna q. Batman, principal OF
the Lamar Union High School. re.
turned yesterday from her vacation
~
Rev. J. q. Horn occupied the NJ. Il,
pulpit yesterday morning and deliver
cd a very fine sermon. Rev. Forrest.
er il still away attending the confer.
Tom Hardy was Lamar visitor
last Saturday Tom formerly worked
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-09-09

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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-08-07
Placinu the Value.

Edward Everett Hale was one OF
the guests ut a New York million
aires dinner. The millionaire was
e free spender, but he wanted full
credit for every dollar he put out.
And as the dinner progressed he told
his guests what the expensive dishes
had cost. This tcrrapin," he would
say, was shipped direct from Bal
timore. A Baltimore cook came on
to prepare it. The dish actually
cost dollar a teaspoonful." SO he
talked of the other courses. lie
dwclt especially on the expense Of
the large and beautiful grapes. We
told, down to a penny, what he mac
figured it out that the grapes haC
cost him apiece. The guests looked
ANNOYED. They ate the expensive
grapes sparingly. But DIR. Hale
smilinglv, extended his plate anC
said, "Would you mind cutting M
off about S1.S7 worth more, pleaseF
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-08-07
A Yellow Fever Cure.

A correspondent of London pa
ner asserts that no fatal results
may be feared from yellow fever #
the person attacked, as soon as the
symptoms appear, takes a tumbler-
full Of olive oil with the juice of a
lime squeezed into it. This dose
should be repeated till vomiting and
purging ensue.
"This is infallible in checking the
virulence Of the complaint" says
the letter writer, "and speedy con.
valescence invariably follows.
have not only proved its efficiency
personally, but nave witnessed it:
complete success in dozens of ease'
both III Cuba and South America"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-08-07
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
Story OF a Suburbanite Who Forgot
What He Forgot.


"Wait a minute said the subur-
banitc. "l'ye forgotten something"
"What ?" asked the man who was
generally his running mate.
Il forgot what I've forgotten
That's plain enough
"roo had | can't remember it,
"My dear fellow, can't YOU see
how impossible it is TO remember
what we forget or what we forget
we've forgotten 2
That's all right, but what'h my
wife say when | tell her | forgot 10
get what she told me to-? And she'll
be still sorer if | tell her didn't
forget to get il, but that had for
gotten what | was to get | can't
| tell her Isknew ! had forgotten to
get what'I had forgotten, but that
| remembered ! forgot, can =?
She'll tell me | should lave forgot
ten 70 forget it."
"Oh, come on, Forget it,
''You mean l should forget that
! | forgot what | had forgotten"
But just then the car came along,
and as he took his seat near the
stove he remarked to his neighbor
Il remember now"
Remember what :"
Il remember what I've forgot
ten"
look at the impossibility Of thai
proposition. How can you remem
Der what you have forgotten an,
more than YOU can forget what yo'
remember:'
'But | do remember. 1t was cot
fee. Can't YOU see how I've forgot
ten what | remember? And | re
member what | forgot too. And
remember what | had forgotten
had forgotten. Chicago Journal.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-08-07
A Starchinq Hint.

W.SerN starching toilet covers or
anyth ing which has fringe trim
mings double the cover into four,
and, tathering the fringe tightly
into II e, hand, hold it firmly while
YOU di . the middle Of the cover
into tn yNstarch. When dry shake
the frin &c well, comb carefully with
large ! pilet comb, and it will fall
as soft I'D prettily as when new.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-08-07

Phnologists claim tnat some Of
The most interesting phases OF .
language may be traced through tho
medium Of so called colloquialism
and idoms. and a consideration OF
the phrase you al" as used
throughout the south, would GER
tainly seem to make good this as
Iertior. The subject is treated in
Uncle Rcmus' Magazine in an arti-
rle by c. Alphonso Smith of the
University OF North Carolina. He
says in part;
an almost every discussion Of
this idiom the disputants have con-
fined themselves to the question,
is il used in the south as a singu-
Iar.' Northern writer's have gen
orally supported the Affirmative,
while southern writers have defend
ed the negative. In fact, Mason
and Dixon's line will have to be re-
traced and made 10 mark not po-
litical but an idiomatic distinction.
The shibboleth is no longer, What
do YOU think Of slavery or secession
or state rights? but, On the con-
tested use of you all arc you for the
singular or for the plural?
southern people undoubtedly
use you all in sense particularly
their own and not as the equlva-
lent of all of you.
"What, then, is the distinctive
meaning attached to this idiom in
the south? What makes the phrase
provincialism as used IN the
south, but not a provincialism as
used elsewhere The following
sentences will illustrate:
''Eirst.-A mother to her chill
. dren. If YOU all you children) don't
make less noise. I'll send you to
bed
! "Second.-A teacher to his pu-
pills, You all (you pupils haven
half studied this lesson
"ID not one of these characters
: tic sentences would a southernel
ever think OF substituting all of yot
for YOU all. Both idioms are plural
but the distinctive thing abou
southern YOU all is not its plura
sense. but its representative sense
together with the accent on you.
"Io on all, therefore, with the &C
cent on YOU, is not an error 70
YOU all. with the accent on all, o
for all of you.
1T is something entirely differ
ent. The standard YOU all and al
Of YOU are employed as frequently
in the south as elsewhere, the dis
tnctiye you all supplying a desid
eratum not furnished by either o
| the other two phrases. Joel Chan
der Harris writes as follows:
:" You may say without any he's
tation whatever that ''you ALI an
Eve all, !" "you uns" and eve uns
invariably refer 20 more than on
5 individual. These locutions some
~ times refer to a partner, to a family
to a settlement and TO a whole cor
munity, but never to one individual
| have seen assertions to the col
trary, but you may put them dow
as gross mistakes.
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/ * Spots on Leather.

Ior in spots on leather chairs
try washn II the spots with milk, re-
newinr tn milk until it is no longer
stained an 4 the spot on the leather
has disapp cared. Then wash with
warm waite T, and when dry polish
with boiled linseed oil and vinegar
mixed in ca, RAJ proportions. An ink
stain should DE removed as soon &c
possible after ii IS made.
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RAILROAD EXCURSIONS.

Hom coming to TELL CITY-IND. june
% to July 8, 1905. During this time
Cam elton branch trains will meet all
Evansville branch trains 20 accommo
date parties to Tell City.
Home Seeker rates | 81. and third
Tuesday Of each month.
National Educational Convention al
Cleveland, Ohio. June ~ 70 July 3. zoos
one and one half fare for the round trip
Natl. Democratic Convention at Den
yer, Col. july z, 1907. Tickets will be
sold July IL 3-4-5 good returning I'M
ill July IL at FIRE OF $32.45 foi the round
trip good until.
", T.. CLAycoMB, agt
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Just a Hrnt.

Micly-Would yer want to have
a close fellow for a beau, Lizzie?
Lizzie - Well, dat depends. !
wouldn't mind him being close on
de parlor sofa, but / wouldn't want
him to be close in an ice cream par
lor.-Puck
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-08-07

Miss Sue Bneftts- DO you use the
term railroad orrailway?
Foote Lighte-Well, when I'm
going out on the cars | say railway.
When I'm walking back home
call it railroad. - Yonkers States
man. ~.f,A ~ :.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR.
LONGER PRESIDENTIAL TERM.

To the Editor Of The Tribune
Sir: Apropos Of a rather "chestnutty but never
theess timely subject. and revival in good
cause oftentimes leads to good results. I con-
slider II conservative to state that Il left 10
popular vote at Ieast 50 per cent would DE-
eide II 70 be benefit 70 the country 20 have tne
period Of Presidential election changed. As great
appreciation may have Of the precepts or
the Constitution Of the United States, nevertheless.
conditions that existed that time are not ali ap-
propriate for the present day, We have grown
from the proportions OF an infant 70 that or
giant. Ask any business man and he will tell you
that every four years is looked forward 70 with
apprehension. whether due to sentiment or the
uncertain conditions that are created. business IS
almost invariably unsatisfactory. as compared With
the three preceding years IN opposition 70 th>
eight-year term the answer is always suggested
that II the President should De too radical IN his
views the term would be too long. Why not as
substitute suggestion have the period six years-
term
If some Congressman were 70 suggest this amend
nent, and il were left 70 a popular vote I be
eve that 1t would meet with the peoples a2-
proval. HARTIE PhILL4F5
New York Oct. o. 1898
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
FOR NATIONAL HEALTH DEPARTMENT.
Dr. Reed, OF Cincinnati, Tells Academy Of
Medicine Of Need OF Such Bureau.

NJ Charles A I. Reed, of Cincinnati a candi-
date for he United States Senate in Ohio read a
,,a,er last night before The Academy Of Medicine
-,-'o- The Character Status and Economic Value
= National Department o. Public Health Not
only was the paper strongly IN favor ot the estao-
-,s,,r7er- OF such q department, but Dr.. John A.
yy-erh president of the academy. announced that
e~o-,T4en ndai;on in favor Of il viii be sent TO the
ret congress By the academy sna the American
7geqiosI Association. of which Df. Reed IS an ex-
-,5e,+ r4nresenti1g more than one hundred and
F,--v thousand physicians IN the United States.
~ Reed discussed the great benefits that would
come rom making the prevention OF tuberculosis,
--s,,--oria tvphoid fever and other prevalent dis
-eee the care Of the rational government, instead
~ r,obodv's care at all lie said that in case IL
we're found wise make the bureau Of vital stats-
-f-e rbe nucleus q the new department, II should
ne called the Department Of Ia Dor. Commerce and
he Public Health. but that II the Department OF
me Interior were expanded for the same purpose.
q should them be called the Department of Eluca-
+ion and Public Health. which he said. would
really mean something.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
GOTERNOR GUILD SICK.
Has Attack Of GostTtis-PhysiciGr1s
.Sag It's Not Serious.

Boston, Oct 2s--Governor Curtis Guild, r.. was
seized with severe attack Of gastrttis to-day az
cordng TO q statement issued by the executive de-
rar+r7ent at the State House this afternoon. As
this IS the third illness OF the Governor within
year there is considerable anxiety over his cendi-
tion. The following is the statement issued
Governor Guild s eageTness 10 resume full work
an6 responsibility OF his Office has been too much
for his strength, and he Is confined 70 the house
nv an attack Of gast-Is. II is not regarded as o.
q serious character. although Il viii keep ElTn III
the house for the remainder Of the week
On March last Governor Guild had an attack
oe inra-1r7atory rheumatism and a severe heart
attack For nearly week his condition was ex-
+-ar,e|v critical. He rallied, however and afte-
nearly three months cOrvalescence vas able 70
- ke I'd his work the State House. He had been
At his desk scarcely a month before he vas s1r1Ck
an with an attack CT appendicitis, on August =
and was obliged 20 undergo an operation, Which
confined nfn to his home 81 Nahant for several
weeks longer.
he was able TO take up his duties several weeks
a~0 and has spoken once or twice during the pres
e6t campaign. He delivered address last night
at the centennial anniversary exercises OF the
Catholic diocese in tEis city
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
BURNS Anglers LABOR.
British Unemployed Drink Nore
than american, He Says.

London, oct. 29.-John Burns, the labor leader
and president OF the Local Government Board,
drew the anathenas of the Lahorites when he
intimated in the House Of Commons this after
noon that the main disadvantage under which
the British unemployed labored, compared with
the unemployed in America was hat the Brit
ons drank more than their transatlantic breth-
ren.
Mr.. Burns repUdiated the suggestion that the
difference lay in the fact that the American IN
employed had money in their pockets. I have
been in America three times" he said, 'and the
only difference I saw between the unemployed
in America and those of this country was that
the former. for a short time after losing work,
were better dressed. Many of them do not
drink so much as do many British unemployed
workmen, but the workmen of this country
have an advantage in the number Of days they
are idle"
Loud cries OF 1T is untrue: II is a shameful
comparison greeted Mr Burns's statement.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
BATTLESHIPS AT AM0Y
CHTNA'S WARM GREETING.
Peking Interprets ViSit as Warning
to Russia and Japan.

An1ov. Oct so-Fight bsttIeshfps comprising
the second squadron OF the American Atlantic
feet. under command Of Pear Admiral William
H Emory. arrived here this morning after an
uneventf,Il voyage from Yokohama. The visit
Of the Americans IS of farreaching importance
TO the Chinese and every preparation has been
made not only 70 extend to the representatives
Of the United States 4 hartering welcome, but
to impress on them China's desire for even more
cordial relations with America than have hlth-
erto prevailed.
The selection Of Annoy as port Of call is in
accordance with the programme arranged At
Washington when it was determined that the
feet should return 70 America by way OF the
Suez Canal The sixteen ships Of the feet left
Yokohama together on Sunday morning, but
divided into two squadrons when two days out
the first. under command Of Rear Admiral Sperry
on the flagship Connecticut, heading for Dion
gapo Philippine Islands. and the second under
Rear Admiral Emory on the Louisiana, bound
for Annoy The two squadrons will meet again
at Manila. the second division being scheduled
to leave this port on November and to arrive
at Manila on November :.
China will welcome her American visitors with
unbounded enthusiasm. The preparations to
this end are complete and Cinnamon Of high
rank will take part in the festivities China to-
dav is struggling TO preserve the territorial in
tegrfty Of Mongolia and ManchUria from the
encroachnents Of Russia and Japan, and the
presence Of these American battleshps at Annoy
is welcome TO the Peling government because
Of the Interpretation which China has chosen 70
give to this friendly act-that the United States
is inclined to support her IN her contentious with
her neighbors-the desire, II this case being the
father 10 the thought.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
voy srEPEBURG s MEMORY BoNoRED.
Services Attended by President Diplomats and
Government Officials.

T-sshtrg--n. Oct 2s-Se-7i-es. attended oy rep
reseEcatlves Of I'll bran>les % oEzcial life IN
Esstt-zro- ze-s held ro-6ay y memory q Baron
epe-k -o- S-er-oErg German Ambassador 70 the
T--e-eS States v-re died ~ FIefdefberE August
z -he President ard N-s Ronse-elt- members
@ th= Cabinet DIPLOMATS from al nations mem
be-u e 70 Supreme Court government officials
suL 1szcers Il the army. navy end marine co-Ds.
-ra-y = whom were accompanied by their wives,
zse-e --ererr Tre Ee--ice- v-ere held IL Conco-dia
Fs-s-zerf~aT Lutheran Church mich Wa attended
D. Bz-1- vc7 SterrburE- They lasted three
Quarters cr AZ hour sod were conducted n part
= Ge-11r r. -he Pev- d.. Pau 4 henzel. pastor
q Csrcsr5ia Church. s1d IN part IL English hy
- Re- d. Roland Cotton Smith. rector c. 81.
@s-r-s Church
Baroness vor SrerL5urE, widow q the a-rbassa-
cc- accompa1ie5 b. Count Hermann Won Hstzfeic'-
vIlGero os--z German Charge d'A&aires. and her
--o-re- AE~x IznRharn of Louisville were present
d srlith ana Dr. Menzel delivered eulogies OF
-bs z-rnzr-sSo-
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
He RLAYs NO FAvoaITEs.

To the Editer Of The Tribune
Sir: Whatever may be said Of the two great
men who are now in the race for President OF
these United States, Judge Taft's record as
conscientious Judge and a thoroughly up 10 date
statesman has shown him to be the best man ror
the position he IS seeking he discusses
freely all the issues OF the campaign. ana MS
opinions and Ideas and righteous way Of dealing
with the people Of all classes in 1896. IN 1910 ana
I90S-no fuctuations-no regrets-have made MS
name immortal He Acknowledges issuing II
functions when they were necessary and the law
called for them, whether the victim was a worker
or a drone It was his sworn duty 70 perform
this function for the people, and he did IL He
played no favorites. who 20 does his duty
when on the bench OF as a statesman could be de-
pended upon TO DO his duty also when n the Wnite
House And il would seem TO me that al the
blsckiists and boycOts from here TO Fiddlers Green
could not cause miscarriage Of this justice OL
the two good ones the American people are en-
titled to the hest Bryan can run again in 1872, with
Gon1pers for Eice-P President
Washington, Oct %. 1895. H T MCONNEH-
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
MISS JANET INNS mARRIEp.

-rlss Janet Innie. daughter Of 3ir. and Mrs VIII
isra Pe-nods InEis, was married yesterday after
roo1 10 william Wurts White tr, OF Providence.
- re bor.c q her parents No. 5T West I'D
7-he ceremony wEs performed by Bishop Frederick
n Ezea1or and vas followed by reception. Mrs.
.,re- Howard was the matron Of honor, Miss
r,r-ofhv Innis The rad OF honor and Miss Lydia
wallis. Of Racine. Wis and Miss Edith Water
nan of Providence. the bridesmaids. Dana Bran
nan -as AIr Whites best man, and TIRE usiEers
7re-e Stu.scsahI Fish. jr- steven E.sla Seton
F,.etcr OF Lawrence. william : Innis and MerNIn
and J Richards White. brothers OF the bridegroom.
Mr. and Mrs. n hlte VII make tAeir home ia
PEuvAnrre.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
CHARLES =. BRIDGE.

l--ar-ae = Bridge widely Known among neWs-
,s-A--7en II New York and Boston, died yesteT-
- =, private hospital n Brooklyn, from
-s-t-,- 55eeaee He had been taken 10 the hos
;rsf from, his home Nc 157 Macon street Brooklyn
for an operation
III Bridge was born il Massachusetts sixty-one
Years ago During the Civil War ne served II me
artillery taking part in The campaign around
>-esh-irIe Tenn ard in many other engagements.
Coming here after working several Boston news
nsuers ne became city editor OF The World and
was later employed on The New York journal
e5 The Chicago American" His last active work
,- a ra4snaoer office was with The New York
Herald =" This wear ne became q member o. the
f-rr % Parker & Bridge publicity agents
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
OBITUARY NOTES.

DR. HARRY PLyMPTCN died yesterday at his
800 ~o e Arlington Pace Brooklyn. He vas
horn in Trenton. y J.. IN 1857. His wife and one
son survive
SAMUEL. I)FIy ERE BCRR, writer on engineer
irr and scientific subjects, died at his home IN
FrafnfeId X j or Wednesday night from appen-
5iof-fs He vas born IN New York on January .,
rc-5 ue was graduated from Rutgers College n
1875.
TIE REV ?. u. BRATHWAITE died at STAN
ford Conn last night He was seventr-one years
o,s and for fJ-rv-six years rector Of s. Andrews
T--iscopaI Church. He leaves 4 son and two daush-
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
DIR. HILLS WANTS ASSISTANT.
Plymouth Church Pastor Says Work Is Too
Much for One Man

The Rev Dr. Newell Dwight Hills. ot Plymouth
Church. Brooklyn, proposed to his deacons, trus-
tees and committee on church work on Wednes-
dav evening t4at they lre another minister az a
salary OF 5000 at least 10 be associated with him
in the work OF parish. DR.. Hills receives $500
a year.
He told the committee that the work Of the
church. with its twenty-ttree hundred members,
was growing 70 such extent that he did not see
how one pastor could attend to It. He said that
the Beecher memorial plans were being advanced
slowly and that he might find il necessary 70 90
out and lecture 70 raise the $1,000 or so still
needed. A committee will report the subject 70
the general committee next Monday evening
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
:. r. rHoMAs.s CONDITION NOT CRITICAL

Referring TO the report that Z r Thomas
in critical condittcn a. Roosevelt Hospital as the
result Of second operation that had been recently
performed the officials cf the hospital emphatcaiIy
denied yesterday that Mr. Thomas in any
danger and said that the story was grossly exag-
gerated. II was said that g second operation was
performed a few days ago but that il vas only a
slight che. ard that far from there being any
danger Of blood poisoning setting in. NJ. Thomas
was doing well could be expected under the
circumstances. and would be entirely recovered at
a comparatively early date
New-York tribune., 1908-10-30
THE WEATHER REPORT.

OdlciaI Record and Observation-Disclosures. Oct 20
Since Wednesday morning a disturbance moved from
the eastern part q the Gulf OF Mexico i position
the Delaware Freakwater. attended by heavy II
the Atlantic by high winds along coast
from Florida 10 southern New England During Friday
the storm continue northeast course
provinces.
central valleys and the lake region the wsaher
has fair. From the north Pacific coast rhs
uuper Missouri Valley precipitation occurred. ard in
the extreme Northwest freezing Temperature and
are reported During Friday the be
central valleys and the AXE region and also the
middle and south Atlantic states
Atlantic states rain will be followed by fair weather
storm warnings continued on ne Atlantic
coast from Baltimore Eastport and also
inetou and Oregon and neen the
lower lakes from Cleveland Osweso.