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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
THE GREAT MANS OCCUPATION.
Netting Very Serious In His Wind
Just 81 That Moment.

fhe mulumIllonalre was being
shaved. 40 ho lay back In hla chair.
booking upward. his grave face gave
the Impression that he was in deem
study
All" whispered one Of tho barber
shop loitercrs. "Ill wager dollar
against toothplck that he Is think.
lnr NJ railroad mergers"
80" said another he Ia thinking
about bear raids In Wall street"
BET he IS pondcring over tho 70
bate system" echoed a third
"1ll ask him"
Walking over 10 the chair, he said
politely
reg your pardon. sir. but 10 settle
an argument would you kindly tell us
What mighty question yoy arc study.
Ing oypr7'
The multimllllonaire turned his
lp'hcrod faco around and smiled. 81
wa. just studying two flies doing
handsprings on the ceiling" he
chucklcd. and tho trio Of guepsers
looked so shccplsh they failed TO hear
Next when II was called to them.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
sAeVs ITCHING HumoR.
Nothing Would Help Hlm-Mother Al
most In Detpair-owes Quick
Cure 10 Cutlcura.

Several months ago. my little boy
began 10 break out with itching nores.
I doctorcd him. but as soon as got
them healed up In one place they
would break out In another. was
almost In despair. l could not yet
anything that would help him. Then
began 10 use Cutlcura Soap and CUT.
cura Ointment, aud after using them
three times. the sores commenced 10
heal Ilo ~ now well. and not a scar
Is left on his body They have never
returned nor left him with bad blood.
as one would think. Cutlcura Rene.
dies are the best | have ever tried.
and shall highly recommend them 10
any one who Is suffering likewise.
Mrs. william Gocdlng. iO2 Washing.
ton st.. Attlca, Ind. July 30. 1907"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
HOW HE SHOT THEM.
Made Little Difference TO Sportsman
Where His Birds Were Hit.

Down In Florida. where I spend
the greater part OF the winter" said
the sunburnod New Yorker. they ars
not so particular about observing the
game laws and the little nicetics OF
hunting as we are up north, had
frequently seen water fowl shot with
out giving them n chance 10 rise. Com
Ing up to Jacksonville big German
got on tho train at Port Orange with a
nice string OF duck lie sat next mo
In the smoker and struck up n con.
versation with him.
"'Nlce lot OF ducks YOU have there,
said.
Yah he replied
"'Where did you get thcm7' asked.
"'Down ny de inlet up de creeks,
he said
81 suppose you shot them on the
wing ventured. remembering tho
trick OF the pot hunters.
Yah. no replied solemnly. on do
wing. und In dc feet. ind In de head.
cfcrywhore, Dero dey are, You can
examine dem und see for Yourself "
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
MOUTH NO PLACE roR COINS.
Dangerous Practice Too Frequently
INDUCED In BY Women.

Women are addicted 20 many per
nicious habits observed "a physlcian,
-but / cannot conceive Of one that lB
moro idlotc than The placing Of coins
IN the mouth while the purse or money
bag IL boing opened Most women do
this. especially IN tho street cars. and
arc doubtless uumlndfui ~ the fact
that they are thereby inviting danger
Gus throat aud lung troubles ! have
often watched women holding coins
between their llls. ara have been
very strongly tempted 90 utter un al.
mouishing word only today saw
a beautiful rirl give conductor a
dime sitting opposite 90 hor was
dirty looking man whose hands looked
a. " thoy hadn't been washed Tor a
week he gave the conductor a nickel
and the conductor handed u 60 tho
young women IN change fUr hor dime
She placed 20 between her liuH Whllo
abe opened hof mon. y bag Why does
not some Ingenious woman Introduce
4 small pocket or H1mn device 10 tho
feminine wardrobe O. 40 viii take the
place Of tho llpa Tor holding colnH'
Certainly .lo would Dc % brnrioa'ur
Go her Sos
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

We've want you 90 marry u.s."
said the bluahing young man. indl'
eating n young woman with downcast
eyes aud smiling face who stood a
step behind him,
Come In. said the minister. and
he endoayored TO ease their ombar'
rAssment Tor moment, but he soon
decided that Il was useless 10 Try.
"win you be married with a ring ?"
he inquired.
Tho young man turned a helpless
gaze on his companion. and then
looked at the minister
II you've got one 10 spare aud II
can come out O. tho two dollars. l
guess she'd like IT," he said at last
Youths Companion.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

The lecturer had announced that
among the Athabascans, on the KOS
kowine river. the females we're su'
premc,
Pardon me for the interruption"
said a resolute looking spinstcr, but !
must so"
Are you lll?" asked the speaker,
with proper concern.
Never better" responded the de-
parting. but I'm hitting the trail for
the Koskokwine
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

Come on. son" said the old farmer.
after the daybreak breakfast, and
wen get out In tho fields and start
blowing"
But I can't pillow to-day" protested
the youngBter. Il have chills. Why.
dad. am shakina all over"
The old farmer grinned ana took n
fresh chew
IAN the better my son. II you can't
pillow you can scatter the seed. All
you have TO do Is TO hold them in your
hand and every time you shake It will
send them In all directions. Bettoy
than a patent seeder. begosh."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

Gelett Burgess was talking at a
theatrical supper In New York about
The Lark. his delightful little paper
that failed.
Nearly all good papers fail" said
he. II have an aged friend who runs
splendid paper In n small western
village, The last copy my friend sent
me had this editorial paragraph
marked In blue pencil
Burglars entered our house last
night To the everlasting shame OF
the community, for whose welfare we
have labored rs years, be II said, they
got nothing"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

The blue blood OF old Now England
Do you know where q came FRONT
Buckwhents The genuine buckwhcat
cakes are OF steel blue color. and as
tough as Haryeyized plate Tor battle
ship armor. Only an ostrich can d.
gost them Nowadays tho manuiac'
turers OF this -four mix a lot ~ corn
meal with Il. and the guok lady OF tho
house adds much molasses The meal
softly tempers the wheat and the mo
lasses browns the cakes. Ia this man
ner we have partly civilized the buck
wheat
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
sklPPlNa IN rHe JUNGLE.
Accounted For

Accounted For.
Naturally she turned To- her husband
for information.
why are 40 many OF the police
mentioned as plainclothcs meny" she
asked
II suppose" he answered. that
they're like the rest Of Ms. Il takes all
their pay TO keep their wives from be.
ing plain.clothes womon."-PhllAdel.
phia Ledger.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

Fouryearold Margaret Of Alhambrn
was sitting by her grandmother watch.
Ing the mountains They were covered
with white. misty clouds floating about
ov the top Of the range, now and
then revealing a peak,
"Oh, grandma" exclaimed she, the
mountains are wlping their noses"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
The Man That amIls,.

love tho man that can smile In
trouble. that eau gather strength from
distress. and grow grave by reflection.
lis the business Of little minds TO
shrink: but he whose heart Ia Arm.
and whose conscience approves his
conduct. viii pursue hls principles
unto death Thomas Paine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

They were having the usual family
quarrel, As was also usual. she could
not convince him that she knew
whereof she argued.
Didn't go TO school, stupldf' she
screamed.
Yes, dear. you did" he replied
calmly. And you came back stupid"
bohemian.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
an un,ounht Eneouraasment

I'm awtully stupid at repariee."
said the yodng woman who didn't
mean a.
Il know a girl who was Just AZ stu
pld and got over II by praotlolng.
said the young man who thought she
meant H.
Questionable tho YOUNG woman
smile at this encouragement
Answor-Not 80 you could notice II.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
TEA

Is there a better way to
keep the family longer at
table, to keep it together2
Your grocer returns your money % you don't
Ike Seedlings Best, We pay him.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
FRoHrFUL DEGREE or COLO
Frosta intensity Hard for pwsllers In
Temperate Cllres TO Realize.

Il IA dlfncult Tor us 60 form any con.
eeptlon OF tho degree OF cold repre-
scented by tho 40 degrees ~ frost re.
corded from certain parts ~ Russia.
Sir Leopold McCu-,aCk tells how In
81 .lA1liil-ssscsic eAretttiouH n sailor
was foolish enough TO do some outdoor
work at precisely this temperature.
His hands froEe and when he rushed
into the cabin and plunged one OF
them into basin Of water 30 cold
was tho hand that tho water was In
utantly converted into block Of ice.
AZ 20 degrees. Dr. Kane says. tho
mustache and under Mp form pendu'
loua beads Of dangling ice, Put on,
your tongue and II instantly freezes 10
this Icy cruatluE Your chin has a
trick OF freezing 10 your upper Jaw by
the luting aid OF your beard. my eyes
have often boon 90 glued as TO show
that even wink was unsafe"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

why doesn't Mrs, Flighty wear
that pink dress with her red hair?"
she probably bought the dress be-
fore she changed from a brunette"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

Garfield Tea is a natural laNAtiye-it reg
ulates the digestion, purihes the blood,
cleanzes the system, clears the complexion,
brightens the eyes and brings the glow oi
splendid HEALTH
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

He who tells lie Is not sensible
how great a task he undertakes. for
he must be forced TO invent 20 more
10 maintain one.-Pope.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
In, Wicked Husband.

-why does a man lie to hla wife'"
asks woman writer, Dear me, does
hsf-Duiuth Herald
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
It,n Pettlt,n Eve salva.

that gives instant relief to eyes, irritAted
from dust, heat, sun or wind, 25c, All drug,
gists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

People who look for trouble never
look In vain.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

benefited
fhiriy ears standing - David HeeksoH.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
OTHER REMARKABLE CURES.

Mr. Jacob Davis Gan county, Mo, writes have been bad
cured Mr. C. y Pcc,on m south MAN st. Council uHs Iowa writes II
tell health nnd felt that gradually
ririr
Immediately, bottles health
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01

Hugging by another name would be
squeezing. Just the same,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-01
4 SlNCIRI RECOMMENDATION.

D s Alcsan MchJ wnicsl years
a u typho
sand
had
bottle
entirely cured OF stomach trouble and anything"
Drug Company Columbus Ohio
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
The SuItan's Kitchen.

The imperial Kitchen of the sultan
OF Turkey is more like a fortress
than a place to cook his meals. for II
has an armor-plated door, and is At.
ted with locks which can be opened
only by one man.
AS each course is prepared It is
placed on a silver dish. which is
sealed with red wax by the official
responsible for his sovereign's food.
and then black velvet cover ia
placed over the dish to keep II warm,
says Home Chat. .....Y =
A procession of people follows the
meal into the imperial chamber, the
seals being broken in the sultan's
presence, and often the kelardjhi is
requested to taste some particular
dish. The cost of the sultan's food
does not exceed f1.0OO a year, for IL
is mostly entrees and boiled eggs:
but to feed the numerous members OF
his household and pay all domestic
expenses lessons his annual income
of G2,OO0,O00 by E15,0O0 week.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
WHY HE GOT IT.
Youngsters Ice Cream Was to Pro.
pare Him for Trlbulation.

1t was so hot, even on the airy ton
moor of the settlement house, that the
kindergarten member of the fam.
lily" decided to brave the glare of the
myriad electric lights--which for
some undiscoverable reason East side
ice-cream "parlors" find attractive--in
quest of some frozen refreshment.
AS she gave her order she heard a
suppressed whimper behind her. The
whimper sounded young SO she
turned to investigate. CA real So
ciologist can no more resist investigat-
ing than can the Ethiopian refrain
from retaining possession Of his
destined color-if one may be permit.
ted trifling liberty with time.
honored sdmile.)
AT one of the tables was seated a
FAMILY group consisting of mater.
familias. who occupied the whole Of
one side OF the table--a space intend.
ed by the designer of the table to
accommodate two persons of ordinary
girth-and two small sons, the head
OF one of them barely reaching the
top Of the table. 1t was this young.
ster who was mourning, evidently, as
1t developed, because his older broth.
er had plate Of ice cream "all for
himself" while the littler fellow was
being regaled only by a very occa-
sional spoonful from his mothers
plate.
AS his audible unhappiness in
creased she shook an impressive
finger at the top of his head and said
Don't you get fresh, because
there's policeman outside, and you,"
TO the other youngster, impartial with
discipline, even though inclined to
distribute refreshment with discrimi.
nation, don't you forget that you've
got to take a bath tonight. That's
the reason you're getting ice cream"
IN. Y. Times.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
HAD HIS OWN IDEA.
AND u 10 Very Probable the irIshnnan
Was Right.

Cincinnati doctor who thinks
that all the ills OF the human race can
De traced to the drinking of coffee and
tea' entered restaurant recently and
seated himself opposite an Irishman
VINO was busying himself trying to
dispose OF steaming cup of coffee.
How often do you use coffee"
Queried the doctor.
Il drink 1t morning, noon and night
sir" eA''
Don't you experience a slight
dizziness OF the brain on retiring at
night?" ~
indeed do. sir. very frequently"
You have sharp pain through
eyes" Wv"
Right you are" replied the Irish.
man.
fou are possessed with a drowsi.
ness when you awake in the morning
shd your head often aches and feels
very heavy"
Right again." answered the Ir,sh
man, still slipping his coffee.
well, then" exclaimed the doctor
sitting erect In his chair. "aren't Won
now convinced that the coffee ia the
cause?" 'ne
is that so?" said the Irisbmap IN
aslohishm"nt. Faith, always
tnought 1t was the whisky."--What 10
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
UNION STOCK YARDS

Union Stock Yards, llls., Jan. g.
Eattle-Receipts 33,OO0;, estimated
for tomorrow, 5000; market Zoe low
er. Prime beeves, 400 "a g.; poor
TO medium, $50 "a 4.S5; stockers and
feeders, 2 .25 a 4.30; cows and heif-
ers, $50 a 4.60; Gamers, 1.25 IN
2. 40; Texans, 3 40 a 4.
lHogs-Receipts $4,000; estimated
for tomorrow $4,000: market 10 %
l5c higher; light, 4.2O % .65; rough
4.25 @ 4.35; heavy, 4.4O @ 4.65;
mixed, 4.3O a 4.65: pigs, $50 "a
4.25.
Sheep-Receipts $4,000; estimated
for tomorrow, 10000; market 15c
lower; native sheep, 2.7O 6 500;
western sheep, 2.7O % $50; native
lambs. AS 90 $50; western lambs
4.90 a 6.40.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
Reflector Stone Hat Pin.

The new reflector hat pin is de-
cidedly extreme and unique. It is SET
with large colored brilliant cut
stone, beneath which is placed a re.
Hector attached to spiral springs or
some similar arrangement that causes
the reflector to dangle when vibrated
and send scintllations through the
stone and through the open work OF
the ornamental output metal. The
reflectors are quite large, and are
entirely incased within the metal por.
ton in manner that they can Meth.
er be handled nor easily damaged
These hat pins come in several STYLES,
set With various stones, such as topaz,
emerald, amethyst, rubies, and other
transparent varieties through which
the scintillations caused by the re.
HECTOR can be seen. The hat pins are
effective and cost three dollars each.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
The LATEST Mar

One OF the contractors in Panama
was much annoyed by the exceeding
laziness OF the go native workmen
under MIN. He resolved to try to
make them ashamed of their indo.
lence. so one day he lined them mn
and said: "F
!. now I've got nice. easy job for
tne LATEST man In this company. viii
the LATEST man step forward?" y
"Ftfty-nine Of them stepped for.
ward The contractor turned TO tbe
otha who stood still. looking al.
moa too indolent to stand, and said !,
"WhxSaidA't YOU oons forward with
the othersH. H.sea,a,i s x ID gSI.rN- - - -
And the answer came in a weary
voice:
II m too lazy."-.Judge's L,brarv
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
Daily Market Report
EAST BUFFALO

East Buffalo, N. Y, Jan. g.
Cattle--Receipts $500; market strong
er. Prime steers, $40 q SIS; 1900
to 400 pound steers, 4.75 "a 5.35;
1850 to 1850 pound steers, 4.25 %
8 .25; heifers, $50 "a 5; COWS, 3 @
4 so; bulls, 8; feeders, 4.35.
Veals-Receipts 1900; active and
steady; Gull to choice, 5 a $50
Sheep and lambs-Receipts $4,000;
active az firm; lambs, 5.25 a 7.75;
yearlings, 6 al $50; wethers, @
$50; mixed sheep, 3 90 s.
Hogs-Receipts 27,2OO; active, 10 %
15c lower; yorkers, go; roughs,
d a 4.25; stsags, % 3.75.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
Precious Stones on Hats.

People seem to be sewing their
rings and their brooches into their
headgear. Hats of some Of the diplo.
matte women at the capital glitter like
pawnbrokers' windows with 4O.can.
die power. Even before the fashion
was prevalent, one prominent old lady
here of the old school that wears caps
always sewed several pair of solitaire
earrings into the frills of her caps
when en- grande toilette.
The jeweled hat of Miss Kean, sister
or the multimillionaire senator from
New Jersey, has for some time been
sartorial celebrity. Miss Kean, who
bears remarkable physical resem.
blance to Mrs. Roosevelt, was a pio.
neer here in jewel.plated chapeaux.
At least dozen diamond and emerald
and sapphire rings CLEAN from a pret.
ty lace confection that Miss Kean
often wears on her head. The gemmed
hat makes brave showing on duty
In box at the theater. Miss Kenn.
contrary to the custom of most WON.
en- OF fashion, wears very low common.
sense heels on her walking boots little
higher than the spring heels of chill,
dren. 80
What family jewels You have left
after you've trimmed up yonr hats
you sew on your shoes, Miss Kath
crime Elkins. the handsome and thor.
oughly INDUCED young daughter of the
senator from West Virginia. has genu.
me rubies set as gauds for her pretty
slippers.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
Whlms Of TIE Hair.

All women know the qiioor whims OF
the hair. There are days when 1t viii
not look nice. This happens when
the woman is out of temper. 7iHt
The hair feels quick sympathy and
shows 1t. 1t will not lie down; 1t will
not stand up; 1t will not puff and II
will not braid. Hair. when one feels
III, always looks thin. II lacks STAN
Ina and acts just as the body Is apt
to feel.
Hair has temper of its own and Il
reflects your moods. There is won.
an who declares that her hair knows
the state OF her mind and sympath.
lzer with her,
Tanning the hair after 1t Is wash.
cd gives silky effect. 1t makes II
lighter. more fiuffy. and 1t separates
the hairs SO that they s. md forth and
appear to be more numerous.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
CHICAGO GRAIN.

chicago, Jan. 6. 6.-Wheat-5-S IN
l-ic lower; May sold between O7
and LOS, opening at 1.O7 "a. closing
az l'O7 Is; July between 80 Id
and LOO, opening at 90 SIS and clos
ing at 30 ii; MOI. red 1.O3 90
| .05.
Corn was 1-Sc higher to unchanged
May sold between 60 5-S and 61 SIS.
opening at GO 3-f and closing CT 10.
July between SO l-2 and 60 3-S. OPEN
ing 90 1-2, closing 60 Is: No. 2
yellow, 81 1-2 a 81 81.
Oats-1-S a 3-Sc lower: May sold
between "a 1-2 and 54 rs. opening
5f ia, closing "a "a; July between
S2 rs and SO is, opening 80 rs,
closing SO; No. white, 50 a 81 1-2.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
PRICES rs, SO, rs AND 81 90
AUTUMN MNHATSLARCE
SOME OF THEM MEASURE TWEEN
TY-FoUR INCHES ACROSS.
trimming and Material Of All Sorts
and Oescription-The Fashionable
Coors Of the Fall and Win.
ter Season.

only one sort of hat seems to be
omitted from the fail models and that
is the small nat. There is no place
for 1t whatever in the fashions Of to.
day.
IL is a season of bigness and
strangeness, the familiar lines of the
mushroom hat being more prominent
than any other seen during the sum.
mer months. Every imaginable color
and shape are shown, yet all of them
on the generally round shape, over.
loaded with elaborate trimmings.
Every sort of trimming and mate
rial is put to use. The only stipula,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-06
AUUTIONEERS

AUCTIONEERING-Of every de-
scription in Marion and adjoining
counties. associated with j. w.
Clark VIII be H. l.. Protsman,
OF Cincinnati. He comes highly
recommended as stock salesman.
Has been associated with Harold
Wagner. one of the best salesman
In Ohio. So we guarantee the best
OF work in sales OF any descrip-
ton. Office ia Court Street. Give
us a trial. Marion o,