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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-05
.GfeenViIIe.

GREENvILLE, Feb. 3.-The
health of the people is generally
good with the exception of a few.
Mr.. and Mrs. Philip Beck were
called upon to part with their
little 14-months baby on Friday
the little one had suffered with
pneumonia for the past two
weeks.
Friday, January oath, was a
great day in the annals OF tie
old folks Of Greenville. They
all gathered at the meeting house
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-05

today, the average man wore a
knit striped cap which lowered
about six inches above his head !;
and instead &c shoes, rags were
worn on the feet. Since early
days there has heen great prog.
ress. The people have progressed
well financially end should be
thankful.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Cole,
Mr.. and Mrs. Aaron Farr, Will
lard Cranney and Charles Bar
rett were the invited guests from
Logan.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-05
Stockholders Meeting.

Notice Is hereby given that the bi.
annual meeting OF the stockholders OF
the Central Mills will be held at the
mill 10 Logan, Cache county, Utah,
on the 10th day Of February, 1908, at
the hour OF 2 p. m. for the purpose oil
hearing report Of the officers, to elect
officials for the ensuing two years, and
for tile transaction Of such other bust.
ness as may properly come before the
meeting. HYRUM CROCKETT,
Dated Jan. %. Secretary.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-05
HIGH Priests meetin8.

The regular monthly meeting OF the
High Priests quorum Of the Cache
stake will convene 10 the tabernacle
on Sunday, February o, 1908, 1t 10 q.
m. A general attendance Of the mem.
bers Of said quorum reading In the
Logan wards IL earnestly desired. In.
vitation kindly extended to officers
and members Of other Quorums.
EDWARD W. SMITH,
SAMUEL Holt,
BENJAMIN N. LEWIS,
Presidents.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-05

at IL o'clock and there Toasted
on music and song, chicken and
pie until both heart and stomach
we're filed. They spent the af.
ternoon and evening at the meet
ing house and all semed to enjoy
the frivolities Of youth. The pro.
gram rendered was very good
and the dinner served, certainly
as substantial as snything Of the
kind could be-.
Bishop N. w. CrookstOn made
the address Of welcome and in
words that touched deeply the
hearts Of old and young, babe all
have a hearty, joyous time par
taking of the pleasures prepared
The Program.
Comic speech, George Cole.
Song, Bishop N. w. Crookston.
Step dance, Andrew King.
Song, Aunt Susan Smith.
Organ solo, Lewis Wilhelm.
Comic speech, Willard Gran.
ney.
Select Reading, Annie l.. Mel.
son.
Speech, Niels A. Madsen.
Song, Daniel Cr"kston.
Reading, Christian Larsen.
Speech, Aaron Farr.
Accordion selection, John Ash
leman.
Speech. Charles Barrett.
Sketch of crossing the plains
Carl Nyman.
Graphophone music.
The Big Feed.
There were tw, large tables
loaded with every delicacy that
the heart could desire. Altogether
sixty sat down at the first table
and nearly as many more at the
second. The gucsta were waite 4
upon by many busy hands, all
anxious to offer every help, and
good things to %; were in plec.
teous store and everybody seem,
ed happy. There we're pleasant
"reminiscences anl social chat
that created a Wholesome feeling
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-05
Rock Springs Coal.

Thatcher Coal Co., Smith Bros. old
stand, 8 W. First South street, Logan.
Uptown office, 7 hatcher's livery. Both
phones, 10; both phones at yards, 3l4.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-05
ALL D0MESTICS AND
STAPLE COTTON GOODS.
(The Bread. and Butter of Mer-
chandise)
GO IN THIS
FINAL CLEARING SALE

The sale prices will make quick
work of the stock-the savings
will put words of praise for Hay
ball Mercantile Co. into the
mouth of every purchaser.
Here's just an idea of the money
saving opportunities:
8 1-3c Calicos in this sale
per yard ...... ............ 30
1Oc Apron Ginghams, in
this sale per yard ........ 7Rc
121ac Apron Ginghams
in this sale per yard 49,. 8 1-3c
15c Bleach Muslins,
in this sale per yard ........ 10c
1212c Bleach Muslins,
inthis sale per yard 80. 8 1-3c
s 1-3c Unbleached Muslin,
in this sale per yard ...... 6Ac
45c Bleached Sheeting, the 10-4
width, in this sale
per yard .......... SIC
25c Pillow Tubing, 45 inch
wide, in this sale
per yard ............ -. 171ac
zoe Cambria Muslin,
in this sale per yard ...... 1870
There are many other Bargains
in the White Goods Line.
VYyvyN -
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-05
FINAL CLEARING SALE OF
TABLE LINENS,
NAPKINS,
TOWELS and
T0WELING.

And the Clearing Sale Prices
will tempt the shrewdest shopper.
You'll find in this Sale Linen
Values that would create a Sen.
sation wherever shown. Linen
Sale Bargains that women will
quickly grasp. Linen. Sale Re
auctions Sure to Create a Furore.
10c Linen finish Huck Toweling
in this Sale per yard 49,. SIC
15c Linen Toweling,
in this sale per yard ....... lie
25c Linen Huck Towels,
in this sale each .......... 18c
75c Bleached and Unbleachel
Table Damask,
in this sale per yard ......, 45c
soc Bleached Table Linen,
in this sale per yard ....,... 55c
$1.25 Bleached Table Linen,
in this sale per yard ........ Toe
The values on all finer Linens
are correspondingly Great.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
THE ABStRDITY or TT.

What an office holders paradise s the
little town ~ Somerset in The southern
tier Of countiesi Two men hold All
the Offices in the town, Mr.. Johnson,
We are informed, being clerk, first con
stable. collector, road commissioner, list
er, auditor and school Director while
Mr.. Bagley II lister, auditor, trustee OF
public money, grand juror agent and
school director There were seven votes
cast at the March meeting last week,
Mr. johnson apparently having the
greater confidence Of the electorate, as
he got the total vote thrown during
the day, and Alr. Bagley having to be
content with one less, although there is
no doubt 81 Bis election.
We may mention also that this town
ot Somerset which cast seven votes last
Tuesday had al much representation ia
the state House Of Representatives in
1906 as did Barre, which cast a vote %
900 last Tuesday; and will have as
much representation until the state sees
1T ID change ~ method 81 representa-
tion. Absurd, you wil readily agree.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09

cliff to prevail upon ne 70 read Just
one more chapter before we sought re-
pose. We are even in doubt AZ 10
whether the hero and the heroine get
married, The last chapter which. Of
course We read first, II as mclcar as
one By Henry James.
We would suggest that the author Of
this excellent but too prosaic volume ~
further in his next production and IN
vest these StatutesR with some heart
interest BE il this" and h il that
enacted are brave sonnding phrases, per.
sonai liabilities for defamation 81 char
aoter, sewer rentals, abatement Of taxes,
compulsory vaccination and such like
are al well enough bat its hard FOR
any author to weave any decent sort
Ell romance around such things. They
do not mix AZ has been remarked Of d
similar matter, It Is like irving to divide
Il peck 81 corn By pound Of butter,
What ~ needed To redeem this work
of literature and place II where The
Times would like u see Il placed. in the
list nf the "five hest SELLERS. is to put
ii III the hands Of 4 professional novel
ist. We have many gaod novelists ont
iii a job. They could invest these now
dull thou musts and 'thou shalt notsn
81 the statutes With inrDbs and tieklers
and the charm OF romance,
We commend tine idea of literature IN
our state documents Is the esteemed
st. Adams Messenger as a plank ia the
next platform. Rutland Herald.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
LAW AND LITERATURE.
Writers Who Might Have Won Reputa-
sion at the Bar.

FFftt1fa WIZ AFAN4ts- st3N@ - ~ teNfr 49,
lion "A the Bar.
The old connection between law and
literature was strengthened BY the late
Sir Lewis Morris. who practiced as
conyeyancer Ia LincoIn's Inn while be
was establishing bis reputation as a
poet There have been several poets
who have abandoned the steep places
OF the bar for the slopes Of Parnassns,
but the late Sir Lewis Morris Is the
only poet Of repute who bias found the
tasks Of conveyancer not Incompatible
with the cultivation Of the muse. r.
D. Blackmore, tile author Of Lorna
Doone.| praeticed as a conFeyancer for
several years. Sir Walter Scott, speak
ing Or himself and law. said, 'sThere
was no great love between as, and It
pleased heaven to decrease st on far
ther acquaintance" Most OF the poets
who have sprung from the legal profess
sion appear to have entertained the
same unfaY0rable view. Cowper. who
was fellow pupil Of Lord Thurlow in
an attorneys Office, was called TO the
bar at the Middle Temple. but he quick
" yielded himself to the charms OF
literature. Denham was a member cf
Lincoln's Inn, and Thomas Gray, the
author Of the famous -Eleg5 Written
In Country Churehyard." studied for
the bar. but neither Of these got beyond
the apprenticeship stage. Barry Corn
wall was solicitors-L Law Journal
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
A HoMESIcK PIONEER.

Poetic Plant Of One Of the Early Set.
tiers In Missouri.
In wonder the people Of today read
of the persistent cheerfulness with
which the pioneers went about The
business Of settling the great west
Nevertheless 1t somehow gratities TIE
weakness of human nature to knbw
that there was now and then weaipr
Of the deerskIn ieggings and coonskin
can who grumbied.
Oae early settler who went from
sndg New England village to the ferer
hannted prairies along the Missouri
was moved to put bis complaints into
rhymes. one Of which has survived
and Is now carefully preserved 81 the
descendants Of the early settler. who
I've surrounded by the peaceful pros.
perity and comfort of a Missouri farm
right In the heart of the anathenz.lzed
prairie:
on. lonesome, windy, grassy place
Where hufTaio and snake preva
The first with dreadful looking faee
The last with dreadful seunding tail--
Ia rather 1--we on camel hnmp
Ana be Yankee Doodle begeaf
IhaH where I never see q stuFnb
And shake to death with fevSra arer.
Judging from the last line. I'll, might
conclude that an acute attack 81 .aeer'
had suddenly prevented him fpm CON
tinuing.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
Slush and More slush.

Strikes nor Iockonts, ire. pestilence
nor famine. indeed 20 mere mundane
circumstance can for moment wholly
absorb the interest Of our esteemed con,
temporary, The Barre Times While
serving faithfully ali the manifold mn
tefia3 Interests of the Granite City. its
tendency u the idealistie II always
manifest FOR instance, unmiStakable
yet tender as a niaiden's first awakened
thought of leve, the deep. estbetic grief
that things are a. they are bFeathes
through these pregnant lines
Ase confidently predict that the new
volume of Vermont public statutes wiIl
not Be- one 81 the five best sellers At the
book stores ii spite Of the modest price
Of three dollars per-
A brave attempt 10 cloak sorrow
ing heart with liglllsome leyity, surely.
but the deep significance d tho para.
graph II plain Seldom are people III.
terested IN what j. good for them. IN
either literature, art or science. The
volume cited IN oar esteemed eontem
porary to point is subtle moral Is
case il evidence
The work is full Of useful informa
tion We're Is contents universally Rad
and needed. no man amongst Is but
would BE- the better and few would be
in Jail. Each story that il tells ii
aisply told. il may Be picked ZIP for
moments reading while the bacon fries
Or read Of a long evening beside the
CHEEKY radiator. yet. withali, Ii does
seem, somehow. to lack that certain
indefnablc charm We have tlambcd
IL only thumbed 1t, we admit and
laid Il hY No automobile elopemeut
caught our eye 70 lead on nor any frail
soft.rolmded figure poised upon tle
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
f74 North Main St Barre. Vt.

the game during the summer vacation
months. Williams, amherst and Wes.
leyan are the institutions mentioned
Prior 10 their action. Other institutions
had done the same Brown university
removed the ban some lime ago, az did
the Maine colleges The university Of
Vermont has for some time permitted
its varsity men to play with summer
mines a have Tufts college and t4oiy
Gross Thus the movement Il becoming
general and the standard now set viii
probably b followed by most. ii not al,
81 the institutions which have main.
tanned preteutions 81 so-calIcd strictly
amateur teams. It becomes encumbent,
therefore. to see that the pendulum
does not swing as far toward profes
sionaliam a. II has swung III the oppo-
site direction There ought to be
dividing line between professionalism
and amateurism, easily discernible.
This now reeeding wave 81 exact anna
teiuism was tho outuowth largely 81
an attempt 10 prevent colleges from CIV
ing inducements to, il not actually Dir
ing, players to represent them on the
diamond That was worthy purpose.
But the wave extended % FAR that It
went beyond practical ground and tried
TO bar those men who, 70 earn money
during vacation to pay lor their eduea
ton, accepted compensation from teams
which we're not properly elassed as pro
fessional teams. As a result, men Of
ability assumed other names and, going
TO places where they we're not known,
played base BAH for money Thus
lot of hypocrisy was forced ou tile play
ers as well as on the colleges they repre-.
scented, for the latter were usually cog
infant sooner or later 81 the fact that
their students had played on summer
mines" and much All they may have
tried to conceal it, the news leaked ont
to their collegiate rivals, also
Colleges should not be deprived 81 the
base bail services Of bonn fde students
because these men elect to pas for their
education IN the manner which brings
them the largest returns that is, pro
yided they have not gone into tie
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
The PoIvenitanh.

Here hes the frame OF Brigham Smith,
An haHprcd Mormon saint and with
Him On all sides are keeping still
Ills wives: Rose Ill Mary ~. Sophie
1871, Iii al,
Rebecca A5l, Ellen l6l, Eta tTl. Kate
ISL,
Cazissa CA. Nell lI0l. His Oldest mate;
Augusta tlll Gertrude tl2l, Ruth gl3l,
and Belle IA.
Charlotte fi5i. Frances tl6l. sarah
IN. Deli ISL.
And Rhoda llai, Hannah t20l, Maggie
1911, Bess l22l,
Eifira t2sl Henriette "a, and Tess
i25l.
Belinda 1851. Josie l274, Clara t2sj.
Melissa lsol. Faith tsll. Estelie ls2l.
Pfue t33l,
Octave f34l, and Ethel 1851. Edith 1861,
Ann t37),
Amelia 1881, Veo 1921, Lydia tial, Nan
t4ll.
Lorinda i2l, Hattie t4sl. Beth t44),
Pauline l451,
Elaine itei, and Betsey ti7ls cIementine
Lucinda taoi. Daisy t5ol. Edna l5p.
Fay l52l.
Grace t55, carrie l54l, olive t55 En-
l56l, May t55l.
Smith. Rest and with you, meath the
trees.
Your 81 varieties.
Brooklyn Life.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
CURRENT COMMENT.
A Distinct Shock.

The news Wednesday afternoon Of the
death ID Senator RedGeld Proctor at
Washington was received in Vermont as
q distinct shock, due primarily 70 the
love and confidence reposcd ID the ven
cradle senator by the residents 81 this
commonwealth His rugged. honest per
sonalily has made itself felt on everyone
with whom hc has come IN contact and
few indeed were those in the Green
Mountain state who did not feel that
they possessed liz friendship. His WAS
a wholesome individuality, straigistfor-
ward genial and attractive and impress
ing On one the ability. unYarsimg good
Judgment and rare foresight which we're
bis. The attribute 81 sympathy lie pos
ses.ea to marked degree, with fine
sense Of bunfpr aRd Ala evident firm
belief ii his fellow men.
IN Washington IL occupied an unusu.
ally commanding position. because Of his
acumen. his intense loyalty and his M
perior penetration. Trained leaders de-.
ferred to his Judgment and his influence
was second To that III no member Of
the higher branch 81 Congress. Prior
10 the Spanish war he was sent 10 Cuba
on special mission oi most exaeting
character and On his return rendered
his report IN a vivid, but cool ara pas
sinnless manner presenting conditions
s0 clearly, iHdieiaily and wholly without
prejudice. that the duty of the nation
was brought home to an
Few men who have occupied as high
and important . place in national conn
ellis have escaped with as little criticism
as Senator Proctor for the reason that.
he assumed attitudes on public questions
which precluded criticism. His ensnNs
could BE- counted On ones fingers. for
his worth was recognized ard apprc
eiated lie stood F0r thai which. n his
Judgment, was right. and. having adopt
I'd lis course, could not be swerved from
IL And no one stood higher III the es
TEEN and affection 81 bis colleagues than
did Senator Proctor.
lie WAS worthy representative 81
Vermont staiwart and sturdy. uniiring
in advancing the interests Of lis state
and the nation. and occupying place N
the hearts Of his constituents which win
cause BIS death to come as personal
loss To thousands.
His demise win b. sincerely m0nrned
and his memory viii long remain in the
minds d the citizens oi the state which
honofed him and which lie honored
Montpelier Argus
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
CABOT.

Tom Carson i mere visiting at Frank
kenersons
ii q Lance was il Mortified Friday
AMI saturday.
Mrs II. r. Phillips Is visiting her
daughter, Mrs i. i, 0sgood
i. a. Wales has repaired the outside
81 bis mouse which Was damaegI by fire.
]. & Pike and family have returned
from Maine, whore they spent the winter
IN last weeks items it SHOULD have
read that Sc tax was raised, instead
of S3
Mr.. and Mrs ". D Wells returned
Saturday from Burlington, where they
have been spending d few days
Grace Wheeler. Who has been troubled
for year or more With some afiiietion
of the nose, il better since shoe but
ton was renloevd from the member,
Rev Josiah Poeton from Irasb4rg will
speak 1t the Congregational church on
Tuesday evening, upon the subject
"Hirds OF Freedom 4 social will fol
low, and all are cordially invited.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09

The measure Of respect shown the
memory 81 the late Senator Proctor i
fold in the following paragraph By the
Rutland News: a larger q more rep
resentatiye body o. Vermont men was
probably never gathered together than
that assembled 1T Proctor Friday 70 pay
their tribute Of lore and respect to the
departed Redheld Proctor And it will
probably Be many decades before that
impressive scene is duplicated"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
The Scent Of FIo,v->..

As rule the scent Of foreTs does
not exist 10 them as in store or
gland. but rather as a breah. az ex-
halatlon. While the flower lives il
breathes out its sweetness IN when
It dies the fragrance usually ceases to
exist. The method Of stealing from the
hover It's fragrance while til sHH Ilv-
ing Is no new thing. an It IS not
known when It was discovered that
butter, animal fat or oil Feld absorb
the odor given of by liFine flowers
placed near them and would themselves
become fragrant
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
The Messenger.

He had message for the world,
A thrilling word, he said.
To revoliitianize and sway
The souls Of those who read.
Bat met some other chaps,
lie started 70 deliver 1t.
And halted Tor year or two
To play 4 game Of craps.
That done, be did not 20 his way
His erraud to pursue,
BUT sought nice secluded spot
And dozed a decade through.
And when AZ last he got around
To have his weinhty say
He found - his intense surprise.
The world had moved away.
Judge.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
The senatorahip.

Washington correspondents are ieie.
graphing their papers speculations an
predictions regarding Senator Proctor ;
successor III tire upper branch Of Goa
gsess. Gov Proctor VIII appoint soma
tor. who win serve until the Vermont
legislature meets next October John Isl.
Stewart Of MiddlebngY, who i familiar
with Washington We and Congressional
procedure through bis long term IN the
House. would Be an admirable man 20
Il present the stale far the short term.
If he feels able 10 perform sneh a duty
ii his advanced years. The Vermont
legislature Il more likely to elect Cox
Fletcher y. Proctor to the Senate next
October than any other man. Brattle-
b9ra Phoenix
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09

leagues. The attitude taken s. these
New England colleges recently Is the
sane one AS 9eli might We bar stu.
dents from collegiate debating teams BE-
cause at some time they have delivered
j Memorial day address and received
ccmpensatioa, a. 70 debar men Who use
their athletic ability 70 earn their
saItr
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
JINGLES AND JESTS
stss..sttt.it.ft;;;s..s.ss;.:s.
A Legatee ii DOUBT.

Solicitor Here IS the check for the
residue Of your unele's personal estate,
less legal expenses, ! am sorry that
these have been 50 heavy.
Client Thanks. 50 much. Er-by
the way. ! suppose il was my uncle who
died. aud not yours Punch
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
Only His Calling.

@Tss" be cried. I'm clerk. ard Il Is. I
suspect,
sfy vocation, proud maiden. to which you
object"
"oh. no. Mr Fruinpr And she shook her
fair head.
81 simply object to youF calling. she
said.
-ChIcago Tribune.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09

IN 3 Southern state. where az eiuca
ticnal qualification was required for
voters, negro was asked. @Whst Il
the writ Of eertorarif"
IL dunno. hos.7 replied the darby.
-bus its sumfn 10 keep The niggshs
from yotim Circle Magazine.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
10 . Tramp.

0 happy tramp. ! envy you.
Whose cares ard clothes are very few.
It never puzzles you to choose
What tie 70 wear, which shirt or shoes.
Your pants may bag. but you have ceased
To care II they're correctly creased
And one pair satisfies you. which is
no embarrassment OF brooches.
--Harpers Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
The Aqe Index.

ElIa-You shouldn't look gift horse
In the mouth
Stella But how are you going to tell
whether the present Is new or not7--
Harper's Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
CAR SPLITTER FINED.
Taken OFF Central Vermont Train After
Repeated Warning.

ST. Adams March IA man giving
his name as G. 4. Ryan Of Chicago was
arrested ct the Central Vermont rail-
way station Saturday morning ON the
arrival Of tfain No , at 1882 aud taken
TO the jail BIZ Deputy Sheriff II 3. Boil
ton lie had persisted IN splitting to-
haeeo on the floor Of the passenger coach
and would not 60 into smoker Ryan
was tried late Saturday afternoon in
city court before Judge \. n Post. was
found guilty of intoxieation and fined
S. and costs which be paid leaving for
Boston. his destination, Saturday night.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09

Mary (angrilyl-I think you are The
biggest fool IN town. Jchn John mild
Si-MeA, Mary. mokter used to tell
me that when I was hnle boy. bat I
never thought she a. Digit about it
unui ! married -Iirerpool Mer-
curry.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
Declined IN Rebuttsl.

Authoress (of the budding variety n
got level with the editor last night lie
always rejects my manuscripts. But /
have had my revenge
Friend How did you do itg
Authoress-I declined his son, with
thanks.-Ti Bits
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
He eot h.

ooh give Us rest" the young nan
cried
TO the copper whose advice he sought
Nov, the copper wasn't man TO he
guyed.
So he gave him arrest on the spot
boston Post
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
Ethereal and Material.

There are some that win argue an hour
with you
To prove that the soul Is ethereal
II you ask Of the boy who's been spanked
with a shoe.
He'll tell you the sole is material
San Francisco Examiner.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-03-09
Mat She said-

Patience When he proposed sup
pose Polly simply said Yes. didn't
she2
Patriee-W Well, she said, yes, yes,
sF'--Y onkers Statesman.