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Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

turned from Hickory, where they
were called on account of the illness
of Judge Walls brother. They left
their brother much better.
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew McGregor
celebrated their forty-second wedding
anniversary yesterday.
Miss Hunnicut of Rawls Springs, IS
spending Saturday and Sunday here,
the guests of Mr.. G. w. Graham.
DIR. R. B. Stapleton left last night
for Preston, Ca, where he was call
ed by the serious illness of his
father.
Trinity Guild will meet Monday af-
ternoon at the Church at $3.50 o'clock,
as the Guild will meet at the church
each week during Lent.
The Ladies' Aid Society of Coh.i-
bia Street Baptist Church will meet
Monday afternoon at $3.50 o'clock at
the residence of Mrs. N. r. McCul-
Tough. Mrs. Mccullough will lead in
the devotional exercises.
The Ladies Aid Society of the First
Baptist Church will hold its regular
weekly meeting at $3.50 o'clock Mon
day afternoon at the church.
Westminster Aid Society of Bay
| Street Presbyterian Church will meet
i Monday afternoon at O'Clock, at the
!, residence Of Mrs. T. ]. Jackson's on
Court street.
The Ladies' Aid Society of the First
Presbyterian Church will meet Mon
day afternoon at the residence Of Mrs
Steven Burr on Bushman street, al
8 o'clock.
Mrs. r. F. Sweat will be hostess
Monday afternoon for the Home Mis-
sion Society of Court Street Metho
dist Church, at her home on Ba,
street at 8 o'clock.
Each member is privileged to invite
one guest.
I . q o.
The Priscillian Society of Court
street Methodist Church will NEE
Monday afternoon with Mrs. L. H
), Martin on Bay street, at $3.50 O'Clock
+ The Whatsoever Circle of the KIM
! Daughters will hold their regula
! monthly meeting Tuesday afternool
at O'Clock. in the Palm Garden o
Hotel Hattiesburg.
e Mrs. s. T. Singleton and little sor
Master Tod, left yesterday for Lat
rel, where they will visit Mr.. and Mrs
It Baker. Mrs. Singleton's parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. j. FRASER wi
3 leave Tuesday for Knoxville Tenn
), where they expect to reside this sun
(. mer.
Mr.. and Mrs, Joe Shelby on Forres
Street have as their guests Misse
lei Nettie and Mamie Shelby, Of ELI
Z. vile.
Ie Mrs. M. Dreyfus has returned froI
New Orleans, accompanied by he
niece, Miss Josie Pfeifer, of Brookh'
e1i ven.
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Miscellaneous

SUBSCRIBE for THE ISSUE" ex-
Governor Vardaman's paper. Andrew
McGregor, agent; or Southern
Stationery company. 23-6t
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Free demonstration Of Borden's
Peerless Brand Evaporated Milk al
the Southern Grocery Co., until Wed
nesday, March II. Public invited.
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Miss Sleeper has opened her dress
making parlors at 515 Railroad street
for general dressmaking. mast
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08
For Sale

FOR SALE-Brand new 3 room 10
with hall, lot 50x16O. High and
we'll located in good neigh6
hood. One block from a chu<
viii rent for SIS per month.
a quick sale, will take $3.50 for
less than two-thirds cash balau1
$40 per month. Good reason q
selling. Don't miss it. G. o. Hun
ley. Phone 592, real estate, y
First National Bank building, IL
tiesburg, Miss.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Representative Dees' new tangled
voting machine will not appeal to the
legislator who is in love with his
own voice.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08
AND.
Woman's Interests
AND.

Misses Eleanor Beardslee and Laura
Wesson cut for the prize, which was
a cut glass violet vase, Miss Boards
ley being the successful enee,
All the guests cut for the consola-
ton and Mrs. Grace Christian won
the prize, gold hat pin.
The game over and the prizes
awarded, the hostess invited the
guests in the dining room, where she
was assisted in serving by Mrs. w. H
Cook and the Misses Shelby.
A most delicious two-course lunch
con was served, a fruit course on
orange peel, followed by chicken sal
ad, olives, crackers and orange ice.
Those who enjoyed the charming
hospitality of Mrs. Shelby were: Mes
danes Henry Turner and her guest,
Mrs. Jno. Stockton of Greenwood;
Ellis Hickman and her visitor, Mrs.
Smith; w. w. Crawford, Robins,
George Magruder. James Love, s. L.
Heidelberg, A. X. McInnis, Carr, VIM.
Moffett, s. c. Eaton, w. B. Perry, E.
A. Hyde, M. d. King. Duncan Mathe'
son, T. B. Wright, A. F. Thomasson
Ben Toomer, Ryan, A. E. Hoffman
Grace Christian, Massengale, George
Calhoun and Misses Nettie and Mamie
Shelby of Ellisville, the honorees. AL
lie Camp. Sarah Tumblin Of Carriers
vile, Ca, Laura Wesson of Easta
butchie, Fender of Patterson, La.
Della Norgress of Patterson, La.
Bessie and Emma Cragin, Eleanor
Beardsley and Bessie Ratliff, and Mrs
w. H. Cook.
Misses Lena and Irene Vance ant
Mary McCances, three charming youni
ladies of Poplarville, are the guests o
Miss Frances Ferguson on Mai
street.
Mrs. ]. P. Myer and daughter, Mis-
Alma, of Ellisville, are the guests o
Mrs. Josephine Weems on West Pin
street.
y Captain Robert Herring and Mrs
John Cahil went to Walden Tuesda
: to attend the marriage of Miss VIII
ME Herring of that place and MI
!, Hartsfield of Observation-Disclosures Va
ley Herald.
Mr.. s. r. Walker of Hattiesburt
g was among last nights visitors to tn
y capital city.-Jackson Clarion Ledge
l. Mr.. C. L. Rice of Lumberton sper
! yesterday in Hattiesburg.
q q
t. Miss Nellie Chesterman left We
e terday for her home in Holly Spring
\ after short visit to Mrs. s. R. Wall
cr.i
n The friends of Ruby Walker. lit
ID daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. s.
ID Walker. will regret to learn that 81
ID is III with the measles.
90
e. JudgeN J. Wall and wife have +
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

ARGENTALA Is the best sILVEf
POLISH In the world.
n. n. GRAHAM JEWELRY CO.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

FOR SALE-One of the best 1hoa
on North Main street, at barg4y
good terms. NJ. ]. Epley, 'phon|
s66. F2ot|
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

NJ. J. Epley has more real estate for
sale and sells it for less. Why? Cause
he does business in his own name.
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I: 4: = = 4: . . = :: = . . = + .
I: LEAP YEAR GIRLS GUIDE Z:
I: TO THE BACHELORS OF :
!: HATTIESEURG. :

. I. = :: = = :: : : :: & = = = 4: Z:
In compliance with the wishes of!
many, we hereby print a list of the
names and qualifications of the men
in Hattiesburg who are matrimonially
eligible. but from 4. their continued
state of single blessedness, one would
infer that they need encouragement
If through mistake, or ignorance,
anyone is left out, If they will in
form us of the fact we will gladly
accumulate them, too.
Blount, Newt B.-A prominent mer-
chant and solid rock of business in
Hattiesburg, generally respected and
admired by both men and women, but
somewhat timid about making ad.
vances toward the gentler sex.
Bell, Commodore w. Pan all
around jolly good fellows, universally
liked by both men and women, noted
for making nice speeches to his lady
friends, a great favorite of the mar
ried ladies.
Buchanan, L. G.-Distinguished as
one of the handsomest men in South
Mississippi, has fine business qualifi-
), cations, and is an indispensable Of
fetal in Hattiesburgs social circle, at
the same time having an air of de-
votion very encouraging to the leap
! year proposal.
4 Currie, Dan-One of Hattiesburg's
most promising young lawyers, high
ly thought of both as a professional
man, and also in the social world, not
averse to the society of ladies, but
!, rather indolent about making ad
vances, still accepts the leap year
: year proposition very graceously.
Conner, John-One of the solid
, business powers of Hattiesburg with
an honored name many are eager to
share, but as yet giving no encourage
! ment to any one.
/. Conner, Sidney-Has the reputa
!. ton of being one of Mississippi's mos
unconventional and original men. ar
p all around good fellow. Reported t
r have been engaged to various mem
/, bers of debutantes for a number o
= years, but as yet fancy free.
Currie, Neil-Successful lawye
/, with one of the most brilliant intel
l. lects in the South, and not too imbuet
u with a sense of his own importanc
( to be pleasingly susceptible. YER
popular.
!, Davidson, J. E.-Enterprising an
l. successfully aggressive in business
but indolent about making advance
IT. TO women. whom he admires in tn
IS, aggregate while he is always amiabl
5 disposed to accept advances from tn
pretty and attractive in the concrete.
r Gillespie, William GA bachelo
a from force of habit. but is not AYERS
to- the society Of ladies'; he is one Z
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

ARGENTALA is the best SILVER
POLISH In the world.
n. n. GRAHAM JEWELRY CO.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

FOR SALE-Rubber tired buggy. !
horse for $125. See W. ID. SIN. 4
Ms
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

FOR SALE-A practically new mol
model Remington typewriter. in
working order and beauty. "
sell for $50 cash. Apply 1T ~
News office. F2iv
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Money doesn't always make the
mare go under the wire first.
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FOR SALE OR EXCHANGED
Hattiesburg dirt, one good vtc'
safe, size 20x30 inches. M. JyIEp'l
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SELLS ITSELF.

What? My fine fresh North Missis-
sippi butter. Just arrived; also fine
lot of chickens.
MATT B, c. CONVICTION.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

We are expecting great many
more names to be handed in.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

FOR SALE-A good New Home =
ing machine in perfect run :.
order, with all attachments. Pr
$1,000 cash. Ring Home Up A,
791. Nj
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08
SOCIETY.
, woMAN's RIGHTS.
A right to tread SO softly

Al
Beside the couch of pain;
To SMOOTH with gentle fiagers--->
The tangled locks again;
To watch beside the dying
In wee small hours of night,
And breathe a conscreating prayer
When the spirit takes its flight.
A right to cheer the weary
On the battlefield Of life;-
To give the word of sympathy
Amid the toll and strife;
To lift the burden gently
From sore and tired hearts,
And never weary of the task
Till gloomy care departs.
A right to be woman
In truest woman's work.
If life should be hard one,
No duties ever shirk;
A right to show to others
How strong a woman grows,
When skies are dark and lowering
And life bears not rose.
A right to love one truly
And to be loved back again,
A right to share his fortunes
Through sunlight and through rain;
A right to be, protected
From life's most cruel blights
by manly love and courage
Sure these are woman's rights.
Boston Globe
Complimentary to Visiting Ladies'
The young men of Hattiesburg gav'
d dance at the Elks' Hall Friday even
Ing in honor of the visiting young la
dies in the city. Punch was serves
and the affair was a decided success
The honorees were: Misses DELI
Norgress and Anne Fender of Pat
erson, La, Bessie Saddler of Shei
field, Ala, Laura wesson of Easts
butchie, Rose Gillespie of Aberdeen
Rachel Mcleod Of Moss Point, an
Mrs. Horner of Hot Springs, Ark.
The chaperones were: Mr.. and Mr.
J. L. Kearney. Mr.. and Mrs. Claud
KeithIey, Mr.. and Mrs. Jno. H. Nj
Leod, Mr.. and Mrs. F. H. Cline. an
Mr.. and Mrs. R. N. Collins.
.
krs. Joe Shelby was a charmin
yesterday afternoon at yer
game of progressive heart
me on Forrest street, in hol
BIS Nettie and Mamie She
llsville.
q home was very prettily decora
nth ferns and palms. Each Of II
tables where the game was pla
ad dainty candy on them.
be hostess met the guests at Il
and ushered them into the di
Dom, which was prettily decorate
nny lace centerpieces. ferns al
s, and there they were serv,
by Miss Nettie Shelby.
ter very interesting gam
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

A pound box of candy will win ;
girl quicker than a 300-line poem.
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Help Wanted

WANTED-Position in office BY
young man, three years experience.
Address S. NJ. care Daily News.
MI
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

FOR SALE-Good CRATE and slyi
coal in any quantity. Teleph 4,
A. L. Hodges, Home phone 804.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Don't forget Neeley's.
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For Rent

Fol RENT-A good farm about 10y
n9gscres of cultIysite
land under - - 1 g 's''ssapssss "
water. Cumberland phone 8
P. o. Box 1884. mt IN
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ROOMS FOR RENT-Two furnish
front rooms. Inquire at cornell
Hardy and Second avenue. 8 8 a
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this section of the country and is
universally admired by both sexes.
Holt, Julian WA business man
of modest and retiring habits, though
having been in Hattiesburg but a
short time, his growing popularity
both among the men and women. has
caused many to remark that he will
fall victim to some leap year pro-
posal.
Haney, Jack-Easily voted one of
the most popular men in the state,
and universally recognized as al
Jolly good fellow" with a face and
figure that would do credit to Charles
Dana Gibson's ideal, but has hereto
fore found it difficult to decide upon
the superlative attractiveness of any
one.
Jackson, John Cosby-Quite a popu-
lar gentleman, stands high in the
business and social world, much
sought after, but his modesty has thus
far enabled him to elude pursuit.
Montague, John W.-Another bache-
lor from force of habit, but his bache-
lorhood days might be cut short, If
some brave leap year girl would
make a proposal, as he is rather
timid of late years.
He is a man of fine character and
a favorite among men and women; he
is recognized as one of the best
catches in our city.
Pierce Shep-Stands high in the
legal profession and in the admira-
ton of his fellow citizens, is a man
of portly dimensions and is a hale
fellow well met and is decidedly
| worth while as an eligible bachelor.
| Rich, Kirk-One of Mississippi's
l most popular men with both sexes,
i ana is Hld0 OF Hue DuSlHtSS qudiii'
l cations. has been made much of in
the social world, is a good dancer and
is a great admirer of the fair SEX
X Sours, J. Wis a man of the very
\ finest business qualifications and
! highly thought of in the business
: world, is always courteous to the la
:. dies, but is a strong advocate OF
!. single blessedness.
!. Swittenberg, Prof. R. R.-Stands
1. very high in the business world ant
possesses the admiration of his fellow
Of citizens. Possessing the face and
lie brain of a Napoleon and also yer!
n fine voice and mien that discourage
y feminine advances, but decided.
ID worth while as an eligible bachelor
t Bryant, w. ca bachelor becaus
e, he could not decide which girl Il
n make love to, but likes all the ladie
y and is adored by them. Is possessed
of an unusual amount of good look
and as he is fancy free, some leal
r. year girl has only to propose.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

WANTED-Everybody to know that
advertisements are inserted in
this column for one cent word.
Count the words and send the cash.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Miss Nellie Chesterman left yes
terday for her home in Holly Springs,
after short visit to Mrs. s. R. Walk
or.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Mr.. s. r. Walker of Hattiesburg
was among last nights visitors to the
capital city.-Jackson Clarion Ledger
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Mr.. C. L. Rice of Lumberton spent
yesterday in Hattiesburg.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

The friends Of Ruby Walker. little
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. s. r
Walker. will regret to learn that she
is III with the measles.
JudgevF. J. Wall and wife have re
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

WANTED-Position by lady stenus-
rapher. Salary reasonable. Ad.
dress c. D. c., care Daily News.
NJ. S-3t
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

WANTED-Young man, stenographer
desires position. Address, 20. G."
care News.
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Mrs. s. T. Singleton and little son
Master Tod, left yesterday for Lau
rel, where they will visit Mr.. and Mrs
Baker, Mrs. singleton's parents.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Jackson, John Cosby-Quite popu-
lar gentleman, stands high in the
business and social world, much
sought after, but his modesty has thus
far enabled him to elude pursuit
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Sours, ]. Wis a man of the YER,
finest business qualifications ani
highly thought of in the business
world, is always courteous to the la
dies, but is a strong advocate o
single blessedness.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Pierce, Shep-Stands high in the
legal profession and in the admira
ton of his fellow citizens, is a man
of portly dimensions and is a hale
fellow well met, and is decidedly
worth while as an eligible bachelor
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

The Ladies' Aid Society of the FRS
Presbyterian Church will meet Mon
day afternoon at the residence of Mrs
Steven Burr on Bushman street, a
8 O'Clock.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Rich, Kirk-One of Mississippi
most popular men with both sexes
and is a man of fine business qualifi
cations. has been made much of il
the social world, is a good dancer ant
is a great admirer of the fair sex.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

the most prominent business men in
this section of the country and is
universally admired by both sexes.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08
. . .

Misses Lena and Irene Vance and
Mary McCances, three charming young
ladies of Poplarville, are the guests OF
Miss Frances Ferguson on Main
street.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

The Whatsoever Circle of the Kinf
Daughters viii hold their regular
monthly meeting Tuesday Afternoon
at o'clock. in the Palm Garden o
Hotel Hattiesburg.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

WANTED--To buy at once good
mich COW. Thos. NJ. Ferguson.
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Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Holt, Julian WA business man
of modest and retiring habits, though
having been in Hattiesburg but a
short time, his growing popularity
both among the men and women, has
caused many to remark that he will
fall victim to some leap year pro
posal.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

sun&tues
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Captain Robert Herring and Mrs
John Cahil went to Walden Tuesday
to attend the marriage of Miss Win
ME Herring of that place and Mr.
Hartsfield of Observation-Disclosures Val
ley Herald.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Bryant, ". ca bachelor because
he could not decide which girl 10
make love to, but likes all the ladies
and is adored by them. Is possessed
of an unusual amount of good looks
and as he is fancy free. some leap
year girl has only to propose.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Mrs. ]. P. Myer and daughter, Miss
Alma, of Ellisyille, are the guests of
Mrs. Josephine Weems on West Pine
street.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

WANTED-Four hustling boys to
meet early morning trains and
sell the Daily News.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

The Priscillian Society sof Cour
street Methodist Church will NEE
Monday afternoon with Mrs. L. F
Martin on Bay street, at $3.50 o'clocl
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Gillespie, William GA bachelor
from force Of habit, but is not averse
to the society Of ladies'; he is one Of
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Currie, Dan-One of Hattiesburg's
most promising young lawyers, high
ly thought of both as a professional
man, and also in the social world, not
averse to the society of ladies, but
rather indolent about making ad
vances, still accepts the leap year
year proposition very graceously.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Conner, John-One of the solid
business powers of Hattiesburg with
an honored name many are eager to
share, but as yet giving no encourage
ment to any one.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1908-03-08

Mrs. R. F. Sweat will be hostes
Monday afternoon for the Home Nit
sion Society of Court Street Metht
dist Church, at her home on Ba
street at o'clock.
Each member is privileged to invit
one guest,
The champion. (Arcadia, Fla.) 1895-1911, 1908-07-09
To Prevent Hydrophobia

The following item of especial
interest at the present time is taken
from a recent issue of the Atlanta
Journal;
"A correspondent writes that,
about six years ago, he saw an
item in a newspaper stating that a
German physician was going to
die, and he wished to make known
the discovery he had made in rela-
ton to the treatment of mad dog
bite. The prescription he never
knew to fail and he tried it many
times with men, cattle and horses.
1t is this;
Simply wash the wound as
soon as possible in a little warm
vinegar and water and put a few
drops of muriatic acid into the
wound.
This will neutarlize the poison
and prevent the disease which us
TALLY proves fatal.
Now the mad dogs are raging,
l trust this information may be of
valhe. l get it from my scrap
book, respectfully, Ed. Holland,
9O4 DeKalb Avenue, Atlanta, Ca. "
The champion. (Arcadia, Fla.) 1895-1911, 1908-07-09
Mr.. DoOIey on Hard Times

If hard times come yell niver
notice thin. That's one good
thing about tn station in life to
which we have been called aud
locked up without bail. Our
peeryods iv hard times are broken
now an then by more hard times.
Just as soon as we begin to tire iv
hard times with too much work,
we have worse hard times with
less work.
What diff rence does it make
to we how far we move forward, if
everything else moves forward
ahead iv yer Now, as thin, we are
chasin' tn willow-th' -wisp iv good
groceries. AS We begin to retreat
they come back, but there's niver
day whin we can reach out an
seize him. Tn dinner pail is al
ways full, but not full " angel
cake. Don't we be throubled be
tn end " prosperity. We have
nawthin' to fear from hard times
that we haven't suffered durin the
peeryod so charmingly described
in tn Thanksgavin' Day procla-
nations. l haven't seen we fitting
by this establishment in no auty-
mobill or cluckin' to team iv bay
troters OH the Lake Shore dhrive,
or comm home firm tn opry in
an elicthric cab an handin' yer
fur overcoat an plug hat an cane
to tn futman at tn dure, an
dhroppin heavily into a plush
lounge while tn butler asked We
wud We be pipin' mint juleps or
champagne, while yer wife whit
up stairs and got embarrassed fir m
her damon tyary be maxim sig
nails to a Fr.r-rinch lady hired to
guard her jools an her hair. Il
amt seen ye often with yer wife,
which is mark of great prosperity;
but l haven't seen We with any
other lady, an that pooshes ye
back among the proolootooryan
class agiu. won't stand yer COM
plainiu' if hard times comes. be-
cause yen have nawthin' 10 COM
|"
The champion. (Arcadia, Fla.) 1895-1911, 1908-07-09

1t is said that provision will be
made at Tallahassee for the pay
ment of the $4,000 appropriation
for State Fair premiums, thus far
held up because of the lack of
funds in the State Treasury. This
is a matter of interest to all those
who won premiums at the last Fair
and who have been patiently wait
ing for the State to come across. y
News.