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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
Recipe for oratory.

Representative Hobson, at the end
Of brilliant speech on naval arma-
ment, was congratulated on his ora
tory.
What Is your recipe for good ora
tory? a reporter asked.
Z am afraid oratory comes natural .
was the reply. There is, though one
recipe for it, old Job Walmsby's, but
It is hardly satisfactory.
"'Tha wants to be a public speyker,
dos tha, lad2 Job, in his Yorkshire
dialect would say. An tina thenks
AVN the chep to put tha up a
wrinkle aboot it? Thas right. avn.
Now. bark tha When tha rises to
meek thy speych, hit TABLE, and
open thy mawth If nowt comes, tax
a sup O. water. an hit taable again.
Then oppen thy mawth wider than
afoor. Then, II nowt comes, tax
thysen of, and leave public speakin'
TO such as me.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

The confidence with which farmers
are turning to the department Of az
riculture and the readiness with which
scientific methods are accepted shows
what education along this line IS ac-
compllshing Many a farmer in the
west and elsewhere is now raising bet
ter and more profitable crops because
o. the instruction he has received and
Needed. and the results thus obtained
and also from the teaching Of the varl.
GUS agricultural colleges are highly
gratifying. In other ways much is be.
ing accomplished. 0beying the wishes
OF constituents, says the Troy tN Y)
Times, members Of congress from
Kansas have applied to the depart
ment Of agriculture for experts to go
70 their state and teach the people
how to make passable roads. In Ger
tain sections OF Kansas the soil is
light and sandy. and the difficulty is "a
create durable highways. The experts
viii give the matter careful attention
and no doubt much practical good will
come OF the inquiry The clrcum
stances are significant as showing hos
the farmers are coming TO e realiza
ton Of the fact that good roads are
most valuable adiuncts to profitable
farming.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

In an amateur play fugitive from
Justice was supposed to have escaped
from his pursuers by concealing him
self under the table. The table was
small and the terrified fugitive some
what lengthy.
The commander Of the pursuing
party rsshed on the stage and fell
over the legs Of the man he was
searching for
Picking himself up and ludicrously
rubbing his shins, he convulsed his
audience by exclaiming ia true dra-
matte style:
"Ha ha! The dastardly villain has
eluded US again"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

SAY" remarked the man with the
absent hair. "rye got an idea for pub
lieauon that would prove BONANZA
for some enterprising journalist"
"Wel. come on with the explana
ton. said the other party to the dia
loEue
"Its a daily paper without adver-
tlsements.7 said the bald gentleman.
why do you think such a paper
would be a suocess?' queried the
other
because Of the enormous circula
ton 1t world attain, replied the party
OF the prelude. Why, every man with
a bargainhunting wife would sub
scribe for &C."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Just 10 years ago John Jacob Astor
bought at foreclosure sale the John
Cozine farm located beyond what was
then a settled part Of New York city,
in the vicinity now Of Fifty-fourth
street and Eighth avenue He paid
$4,000 for the property. which has
now been partltioned into 90 parts and
divided equally among the eight liw
ing Chanler brothers and sisters, heirs
Of Laura Astor Delano, a granddaugh.
ter OF the founder OF the Astor for
tune. who received the farm as her
wedding portion. The land altogether
makes up over 800 city lots and is
given a present value Of SS,25O,OOO.
The eight benefciaries OF this settle
ment are Lieut.. Gov Lewis s. Chanler,
John Armstrong ehsnler, Robert Win
throp Chanler, William Astor Chanler,
Winthrop Astor Chanler, Margaret l.
Aldrich. Aida b. Emmett and Eliza
beth Winthrop Chapman.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Mount Etna. now attracting the ap.
prehenslve gaze Of the world after l6
years retirement from active bust.
ness. has furnished more material for
travellers tales than any other noun.
tain on earth. Astonlshed Englishmen
Of a century ago. who fell into the
fashionable habit Of climbing IT'S high.
est peak-and some did so, to the
amazement Of the Sicilians, even in
the dead Of winter-haye left on rec.
ord In the exuberant language Of their
day the emotions that thrilled Their
soul. The man who treads Mount
Etna. wrote one Of these. is a man
above the world Every river on the
island can be traced from its mouth
10 ils source.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

II looks as though the gypsy moth.
which has committed such rayages In
New England. has met an enemy
which cannot be overcome. Scientists
in the service OF the Massachusetts
gypsy moth commission have deyel.
oped a parasite which attacks and Dc.
stroys the insect. and these foes are 10
De let loose IN great numbers to hunt
mp and prey on The victims The lines
along which the commission has been
working are those suggested by the ex-
perience Of investigators at Washing
ton and elsewhere II has been shown
that the gypsy moth the cotton boil
weevil and other PESTS which do vast
damage to the trees and crops may be
ove-eo 3 by employing the right kind
Of parasite. With the encouragement
and protection given 10 birds and the
propagation Of insect-eating parasites
the work Of getting rid Of the pests
should be greatly accelerated.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Two men were standing in pic
ture-gallery, commentingso ion the diff
ferent artists whose work was ex-
hibited.
What do you think Of Claymore's
Portrait Of Miss Lawrence? ?? asked
one.
ITS a good deal fattered," said the
other.
Ah. then you've seen her! Who Is
she?"
Il haven't the least idea" was tho
crisp response. Never saw her in
my life-but / know him. Youths
Com2anion.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

II was the first time she had ever
used telephone and the drug clerk
detected the fact by the nervous way
in which she held the receiver.
Dear me-" she exclaimed, timidly,
why are all those sieyelike holes in
the mouthpiece?"
They are there for purpose" re-
piled the drug clerk, solennly.
What purpose?p
why, SO you can strain your voice. "
And she was so embarrassed she
forgot the number she was to call up.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
TORTURED SIX MONTHS
BY Terrible Itching Eezema-Baby's
Suffering Was Terrible - Soon
Entirely Cured by cutlours.

Eczema appeared on my sons face.
We went to a doctor who treated him
for three months. Then he was so bad
that his face and head we're nothing
but one sore and his ears looked as If
they wero going to fall of, so we tried
another dooeor for four months, the
baby never getting any better. His
hand and legs had bigssores on them
and the poor little fellow suffered so
terribly that he could not sleep. After
he had suffered six months We tried
set Of the Cuticura Remedies and
the first treatment let him sleep and
rest well; In one week the sores were
gone and in two months he had clear
face Now he is two years and has
never had eczema again. Mrs. Louis
beck. r. F. D. 8, San Antonio, Tex,
Apr. 10, 1907"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Otto E. sohaar. president Of the
Walters club Of New York, In a re
cent argument on tipping, said TO his
opponent, sharply:
your reply is altogether beside the
point and irrelevant It reminds me
Of a womans reply in a German court.
The woman was accused of poisoning
her husband. The prosecuting attor-
ney said to her.
you have heard the evidence The
body contained enough arsenic to Kill
ten persons. What have you to say?'
my husband, the women an.
swefed, was q big eater
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

my honest conviction, based upon
my own experience and that Of my
friends. IS that Hunts Cure will cure
a larger per cent Of skin troubles. espe-
cially of an itching variety, than any
other remedy. Certainly those afilict.
ed with any form Of itch should try IT. E"
J. o. MOORE,
Atchison, Kan.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
Music and Health.

Music has a decided influence upon
the blood pressure in the arteries, and
upon the respiration. We all know
how it soothes, refreshes and rests us
when iaded ana worried. When it's
sweet harmonies FIJI the soul, all cares,
worries and anxieties fly away. Many
nervous diseases have been cured by
music, while others have been greatly
retarded In their development by It.
Anything which keeps the mind of
our troubles tends to restore harmony
throughout the body. All the uplifting.
encouraging, cheer-producing emo
tions which create hope and buoyancy
of spirits, expectancy Of better things
all optimistic emotions-have a de-
cidedly beneficial influence upon the
health. A feeling Of uplift, Of happi-
ness, and well-being, quickeAs the
hearts action, increases the circula-
tion Of the blood, and tends to open
up all the avenues Of health. Worry,
fear, anxiety, jealousy--all the de-
structive emotions-tend to give a
sense OF restriction and repression
They inhibit the hearts action rather
than accelerate 1t. Where these emo
tion predominate, writes Orison SWEET
Marden, in Success Magazine, there
is a sense OF construction through the
whole arterial system; even the nerve
centers feel the suppression and CON
striction Whatever makes us happy,
whether It is good or useful story, a
good joke, or the tonic which comes
from success or any unusual achieve
ment, tends 10 produce health and
mental well-being.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

It was in Germany that the fireless
cook.stoye was perfected, and now
comes news from a special consular
agent that the Germans are making 0
nreless railroad locomotive. It Is
equipped with a boiler after the man.
ner Of other locomotives. but the wa
ter IN It is heated to the necessary
temperature from stationary plant.
Enough power can be stored in It to
operate it for hours for switching pur.
poses In a railroad yard, and it does
not take more than Is minutes TO
charge Il
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
500 Reward. 500.

The readers OF the paper will be pleased 10 learn
that there Il at least dreaded disease that science
has been able 10 cure IN all ts stages and that Is
Catarrh. Halls Cstarrh Cure IS the only positive
cure now known TO the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease, requires eoastitu'
tional tra Ement. Halfs Catarrh Cure is taken Ia
ternally, tttlne directly dpon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system, thereby destroying the
Foundation q the disease. and giving the patient
strength BY building up the constitution and assist
ing nature IN doing It's work. The prOpretors have
much faith 10 its curative powers that they ofIei
One Hundred Dollars for any case that II iails 70
cure. Send for list Of testimonials.
Address n. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold BY all Druggists, i5c.
Take Ralrs Family Pllls Tor consultation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Minister'S Really Good Reason for Not
Purchasing Horse.

81 saw an instance recently, le-
marked Senator Carter Of Montana,
"of one way to get along with Indians
when It comes to a horse deal. One
OF the missionaries who makes occa-
sional excursions into the Grow coun-
try by way Of getting on friendly
terms with the tribe, commissioned
two Of the men to get him swift,
strong and presentabie riding horse,
and he stipulated that he would pay a
hundred dollars for the kind OF horse
described The braves soon appeared
with a horse, swift, strong and a
splendid looking animal, but, alas so
vicious that he had to be dubbed al
Inost to insensibility before he would
he saddled Then the Indians blind
folded him to get on the bride.
The missionary looked on, anything,
but edited by the conduct Of the
Braves and fierce temper Of the horse.
Still, the Indians insisted that they
had brought the horse described and
they demanded the hundred The mis-
sionary explained that though the
horse could so like the wind, the rider
ran the risk Of having his neck broken
before he dismounted More than that.
the missionary was not strong enough
to beat the horse as the Indians had.
Besides. he finished tearfully How
can | blindfold the horse whenever |
want to mount? The Indians replied
that all he had to do was TO take off
his shirt and tie it over the horses
head. But conceive, said the man Of
God, how / would look being com
PEELED to take of my shirt every time
got on the horse. Why, you Indians
know that / 90 among whites as well
as Indians, and women as well as
men. 1t would cover me with shame
to pull off my shirt that way. ] can
not buy this horse The Crows
thought It over and finally gave up on
the ground that it would not be seem
ly for the preacher to have to take of
his garments promiscuously, SO the
deal was of amicably"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

the kidney secretions were badly dis
ordered. / was completely worn out
and discouraged when ! began using
Doan's Kidney Pills, but they went
right to the cause Of the trouble and
did their work well. I have been
feeling well ever since"
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents boz.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

we simply can't do without it We
are not going. 20 try When Bobby
stubs or cuts his toe, it's "Me, where's
the Lightning Oil3' When Lizzie
burns her hand or arm, fits Where's
the Lightning OI?" When little Dicks
been playing with a humble bee. it's
Where's the Lightning Oil2" The
echo Of all our aflictions Is Where's
the Lightning on?7 It's the balm
that makes the pain 60 way. Sincerely
yours, P. CASSIDY,
Montevallo, Ala.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

The water is pure, the soil rich, the
climate healthful and delightful, and
the people prosperous in South Texas.
Ycu can buy from 10 to $40 acres Of
and and town lots there for s210 at
$40 PER month. Write DR.. Chas. F..
Simmons. San Antonio, Texas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

/ would almost as soon think Of run
ming my farm without implements as
without Hunts Lightning Oil. Of all
the liniments l have ever used, for
both man and beast, II is the quickest
in action and richest in results. For
burns and fresh cuts it is absolutely
wonderful. I regard it as house
hold necessity. Yours truly,
S. HARRISON,
Kosciusko, Miss.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Railway employees are cautioned
not to give any information to the Gu
rious public, are they not?"
They must be. Even the brakeman
seems inclined to make you guess at
the names of the stations. Washing
ton Star.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
Entirely sumcient.

First Boy-Im going to study
French this summer.
Second Boy-Well, can speak two
languages now.
First Boy-What are they?
Second Boy-Engllsh and football.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

$210 at $40 per month buys farm
from 10 to GAO acres and 2 town lots
Of the richest farm land in Texas, pure
water, fine sell. A great opportunity
For literature and views Of land write,
DR.. Chas. F. Simmons, San Antonio,
Texae
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

On assured railroad s6 miles from
San Antonio, Texas. the man Of small
means can buy a farm Of from 10 to
$40 acres and town lots for S2l0
Fine climate. good water. rich soil $40
per month. Write Dr. Chas. f. Sim
mons, San Antonio, Texas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

"slnce young Jim De Peyster, who
belongs to one of our best families,
lost his money, he has gone into the
social burglary business"
Social burglary"
"Yes; he ehaperons rich parvenus." "
How is that burglary?"
"He helps them to break into so
ciety with a Jimmy"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
Looklnn Eorward.

Don't you get tired Of being re-
ferred to as the representative Of
medacity?"
Sure, / DO, answered Ananias, I'D
rather be something profitable, such
as a malefaetor Of great wealth. p
Washington Star.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet Sold
by all Druggists, 25c. Accept no sub
stitute. Trial package, FREE. Ad-
dress A. s. Olmsted. LIE Roy, ~ Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

My splendid $4,000 acre tract near
San Antonio, Texas, is almost all sold,
in farms with town lots, good water,
fine soil, from 10 to $40 acres, and 2
town lots for S210 payable $40 month
" Dr. Chas. F. Simmons, San An
tonic, Texas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Il have something novel in the way
Of a melodrama."
State your case"
"The blacksmith is a rascal, while
the banker is about as honest as the
day is long. .n-Exchange
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

for five months In a
hospital / was dis.
charged as incur
able, and given only
six months to live.
Ny heart was affect.
ed, I had smother
ing spells and some
times fell uncon-
seious. I got so I
couldn't use my
arms, my eyesight
was impaired and
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

VIII you buy now, or will you wait
until the good land Is all gone From
10 to $40 acres and 2 town lots oi
the choicest land in South Texas. foi
s21O. at SIC per month. Write DR.
Chas. F. Simmons, San Antonio, Texas
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

did you ask that man why he paid
rent instead Of owning his own homer"
asked the real estate agent.
Yes, answered the other lie said
he didn't He kept moving"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
Level Headed PEoPLE vic al

once to DR.. Chas. F. Simmons, San
Antonio, Texas, for information about
the sale Of his lands, as fine as South
Texas affords 10 to $40 acres and
town lots for s21O at $40 per month.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
1 GOOD INCOME ASSURED, in

creasing value guaranteed, buy farm
land in the famous Atascosa County,
Texas, from 10 to GAO acres Of land
and 2 town lots for s21O, payments $40
per month. Write Dr. Chas. F. Sim
mons. San Antonio, Texas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
Rrouoht Humble

Brought Humble Flower Into Favor
Lord Beaconsheld's love for the hum
bic primrose has been perpetuated by
the foundation of the Primrose league.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
No Need for II.

Citizen (curiously) women
where you come from make their viii?
Stranger (sadly)-They don't have
to. They've got it ready made.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

You always get full value in Lewis
Single Binder straight SC cigar. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Life is learning, suffering, loving;
and the greatest of these is loving.
Ellen Key
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Many a married womans idea Of a
stylish hat is one that costs more than
her husband can afford to pay.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
She Learned. Too.

"A man lives and learns" re-
marked the husband with some bitter.
ness.
"Well, the school OF experience does
not bar goods, retorted his wife.-Ex-
change.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

And II you want business get out
after It and tote It home with you
Salt Lake Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

If you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
use Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2 OF.
package, 5 cents.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Lewis Single Binder costs more than
other SC cigars. Smokers know why.
Your dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria. I'll
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
For Any disease or Injury to

the eye, use PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, abb
solutely harmless, acts quickly, 25c. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

A dumb waiter out Of order Is an
unspeakable nuisance.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

There Is always work and tools to
work withal, for those who will
Ruskln.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Usually the man who believes IN
paying as he goes stays at home.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Many q patent leather shoe covers
a big hole in a stocking
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

The great trouble with some men
is that they can have self.respect with.
out half trying.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
TO DRIVE OFT MALARIA

Take the Old standard GROVES TAsrELEss
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing Ills simply Quinlne and Iron IN 9 tasteess
form, and the most efectual form. For grown
people and children. Soc.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softena the gurus, reduces IN
nammatou. alays pain, cures wind coliU. 5c bottle
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADEDg
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again. Large o.. package, cents
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

It's a wise wife who knows her own
husband.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

Do not put on style at the expense
Of your friends.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
five MONTHS IN HOSPITAL.
Discharged Because Doctors Gould
Not Cure

Levi P. Brockway, s. Second Ave.
Anoka, Mimi, says: after lying
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20
Important TO Mothara.

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Bears the N n<
Signature OfGMHZzzz<x
In Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-20

WIDOWS'under NEW LAW ostaiE.aa
PENSIONS O' 'wssslnsson. 52in Ni go 5. q