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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
Our Peruna Tablet
Is Peruna With
Fluid Removed.

aah of the surfaces of the mouth fOlcua pharyngs caah
chronic tarh the head This writer
hydas stomachic tonic useful dyspepsia cronic gastric
oaarh the duoenum h of the gall duct h the
nene the kidneys Bghts diseased the
bladder, and catarrh of other pelvic organs
bladder
BARTH0LOW STATES THAT CUBEB ingredient of pro-
appetite digestion circulation Of the blood
full in chronic nasal caarrh fcular phyngs aa of the phan1
tony of the the throat
eves Useful atomic dyspepsia arh of the stomach and
bladder
and chronic bronchial affections
MILLSPAUGH MEDICINAL PLANTS the most authoritative
medicinal herbs the English language commenting
C0LLNS0NA CANADENSS that the pneumogastio
secreons Of the membranes
general Virginia Tennessee and Carolina
consona canadens considered for disorders including
headache collie drOp and indigestion DR. sCUDDER regards
remedy
These citations ought to be sufficient to show candid mind that Pc
remedy herbal remedies that
enthusiastic confidence highest authorities obanab brought together
in combination ought make h remedy the highest efficacy
This able ubstantate this
quotations the HIGHEST MEDICAL AUTHORITIES IN THE WORLD
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
EYEsiGHT WAS IN DANGER
From Terrible Eczema-Baby's Head
Mass Of Itching Rash and Sores
Disease Cured by Cutlcura.

"Our little girl was two months old
when she got rash on her face and
within five days her face and head
were all one sore. We used different
remedies but 1t got worse instead of
better and we thought she would turn
blind and that her ears would fall Off
She suffered terribly and would
scratch until the blood came. This
went on until she was five months old,
then had her under our family doc
tors care, but she continued to grow
worse. He said 1t was eczema. When
she was seven months old l started
to use the Cuticura Remedies and in
two months our baby was a different
girl You could not see a sign of a
sore and she was as fair as a new
born baby. She has not had sign of
the eczema since. Mrs. H. F. Budke,
LeSueur, Mimi. Apr. Is and May 2, '07."
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

Postmaster General Frank II. Hitch
cock, has succeeded to the vacancy
created by the latters resignation
Mr. Hitchcock recently decided tc
accept the invitation of the friends Of
Secretary Taft to assist in the man.
agement of his campaign for the presi.
dental nomination of the Republican
party.
DR.. Grandield was born at Troy,
Lincoln county, Missouri, in 1861, and
keeps his voting residence there. He
was appointed to the post Office de-.
partment as clerk at 1000 in August,
1885. and has risen through every
grade to his present position While
in the department he took a course in
medicine at Howard university. get.
ting his degree OF NJ. d. in 1889.
DR., Grandfeld resides, with his wife
and two daughters, at 949 s street.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
~sINNERr CAN COME AGAIN.
Thlefs Visit Resulted In Nice Margin
of Profit to Farmer.

II there are any more chicken
thieves like the one who entered his
hennery three weeks ago, Thomas In
graham of Park Mills, N. ", will glad
ly furnish a chart of the grounds and
guarantee to tie up the dog. A few
mornings ago Mr.. Ingraham entered
the hennery, and TO his amazement
found a dozen fowls in place OF the
ones that he had missed after the
visit of the thief. He also found hang
ing to a nail in the building scrawl
which said: Mister Farmer, l was
wicked when I stole them chicks OF
you. but wringed their necks when I
hooked 'em from the roost, so could
not put 'em back. Am awful sorry l
done it, and will prove what i say by
bringing you other chickens which i
never stole. Them l took were COM
mon chicks, these are blooded. Never
will steal any more. Sinner" With
such a conscience, the sinners resolu-
ton is evidence of good business judg-
ment, for Mr.. Ingraham says the
fowls he received are worth at least
twice as much as the ones whose
necks were "wringed" when they
were hooked"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
IN MANY LINES OF BUSINESS.
Witness Evidently Was a Man Of un-
usual Qualifications.

s. T. Jocelyn Of Wichita was court
stenographer for Judge Pancoast of
Oklahoma for several years. One time
case was being tried before Judge
Pancoast and they were endeavoring
to find out through a witness whether
there had been any liquor sold.
What Is your business?" asked the
lawyer. my business?" repeated the
witness laconically. "Oh, have lots
of business" Answer the question"
said the lawyer. What is your bust
ness?" Must 1 tell all my business?"
insisted the witness again. Answer
the question" interposed the Judge
severely.
We'll" responded he cheerfully,
I'm deputy sheriff and city marshal
for Gunner, janitor Of the church and
bartender of the Ell Paso saloon
Kansas City Times.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

the defensive positions picked out by
their dwellings.
In nearly every one of the ancient
communal buildings can be found
towers and lookouts, with small win
dows or loopholes commanding all APP
proaches. Usually the towers ere a
part of the main building, but occa-
sionally they are detached and stand
off at some distance, and are built
suffi GENTLY high to afford a view Of
the country on all sides.
One of these remarkable structures
has been found in Navajo canyon,
which is included within the Mesa
Verde National park, in southwestern
Colorado. The tower still stands on
top of sandstone cone about 80 feet
high and is perfectly cylindrical. By
the aid Of steps worn in the stone 1t Is
possible to climb to the tower and
even to walk around 1t. The walls
are "a inches thick and, although
their original height is not known,
those now in place are over nine feet
high. This tower arising from the
bottom of the canyon to an elevation
about the surrounding rim, COM
manded a view of the adjacent mesa
and was undoubtedly the viewpoint
from which warnings of an approach
ing enemy could be sent out to the
cliff jewellers in the canyon below.
Another remarkable lookout is Glib.
raltar House." in Ruin canyon, just
across the Colorado-Utah line from
the Mesa Verde National park. Like
the round tower of Navajo canyon,
this structure overlooked great dis
tances, preventing surprise from an
approaching enemy.
Considering the fact that about the
only known weapons these prehistoric
people used were the bow and arrow
and spear-like implement, the ne.
cessity for the great fortresses and
thick walls is quite unexplainable.
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His Choice.

A country clergyman on his round
of visits interviewed a youngster as
to his acquaintance with Bible sto-
ries.
"My lad" he said, you have, of
course, heard of the parables?"
Eyes, sir" shyly answered the boy,
whose mother had indicted him in
sacred history. Eyes, sir"
"Good!" said the clergyman. NOW
which Of them do you like the best
of ail?"
The boy squirmed, but at last.
bleeding his mothers frCwns, he re-
splied.
II guess I like that one where
somebody loafs and fishes"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
Good Eve, CuchuiIlinI

Who can set bounds to the soaring
Imagination of the Celt? An enthusi-
astic New Yorker recently watching a
game of hurling-which resembles la
crosse-between stalwart teams, was
moved to ask President Conway Of the
Irish Athletic association how far a
good man could drive the ball.
well, I'll tell you" responded Mr..
Conway, with twinkle in his eye that
contradicted his serious speech. "In
the good old days when Cuchuillin was
champion Of Ireland, the king and all
the nobility were assembled at the
great games of Tailtin. Cuchuillln
struck up hurley ball into the sky,
and then walked off to his pavilion and
took drink of potheen, and strolled
back to the spot in good time to catch
the ball on his hurley. Harper
Weekly.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
Result of Business Growth.

Recently a livery firm in a southern
town built a one-story frame addition
to its stable for the accommodation of
wagons, etc. Jerry, the night watch
man, whose long service has con-
WINGED him that he is part proprietor
of the concern was overheard explain
Ing the matter to couple of inmates
In this wise:
Eyes, our business done concreased
so dat ives been obliged to build dis
hyar substantial in de reah!"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
ANCIENT TOWERS IN SOUTHWEST
Prehistoric Structures Doubtless Used
for Defensive Purposes.

Denver Col. - In pre-Columbian
of the Aztec and Toltec peoples, and
at a time when a considerable portion
of the southwestern part of this
country, now embraced within Col
orado, Utah and New Mexico, was
densely populated by race well adj
vanced in many of the crude arts and
Industries, constant warfare was car
ried on between factions, rival tribes
or different races. as Is evidenced by
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
PERUNA EDITORIAL NO. 2.

that EXCELLENT
the critics have disputed the doctors
claim the efficacy Of Peruna.
ingredients what do the ne
concerning the remedies of which Peruna ompodf
for instance the ingredient HYDRAsTS CANADENsIS OR
The United States Dpensatoy this herbal remedy
largely employed the treatment depraved mucous membranes
rs nasal catarh atomic dyspepsia rh OF the stomach
intestinal catarrhal aundce rh Of the ver and
membranes the pelvic 1t also recommended for
the of diseases peculiar to
Another ingredient C0RYDALs F0RM0sA clased the
United States Dispensatory tonic.
CEDR0N ingredient Puna excellent drug that
overlooked by the medical profession for the past fifty
years FOUND IN VERY FEW DRUG STORES
Dspeny the action of that it is used
the Of dyenter and intermittent diseases
q a SUBSTITUTE FOR QUININE
OF C0PAIBA another ingredient of Perun cd by the United
States Dpenay mild mulant and duretc the stomach
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
The Hottentot Tot.

II u Hottentot taught Hottentot tot
To tot ere the tot could totter.
Ought the Hottentot tot
To be taught to say taught
Or 'naught," or what ought to be Taught
herr
Or
II to boot and toot a Hottentot tot
BE taught by Hottentot tooter,
should the tooter get hot IL the Hottentot
tot
Hoot and loot at the Hottentot tutor?
charles s. Putnam, in The Sunday Mag
azine.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
Absence Of Mind,

Exhausted by the labor Of carrying
the furniture out Of the building, the
man whose dwelling was ablaze from
cellar to garnet mechanically rolled a
cigaroot and turned to one Of the fire.
men.
Have you got match?" he painted.
"a match?" growled the fireman.
eff you want to light that thing go
and touch 1t TO your housed"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
Safe Place.

ut states here that bulldog shoes
are In fashion again." remarked Mr..
Stubb as no perused the --latest styles
for men column.
THAT so?" laughed Mrs. Stub in
credulousIy. "Why-er-where does a
bulldog carry his shoes?"
Don't you know, Maria?"
mo, John"
why, in his grip, Of COURSE"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
A New Bluff.

Hello, your hair is full of sand"
Yes, balloon ballast, It's the fash.
ionable thing nowadays. Makes peo,
PIE think that one goes in for aero.
nautics, don't you know"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
Out to Be Some Special Place.

On the way across the Styx dis
pute as to precedence arose.
II used to put pig iron into life
preservers," declared one shade.
81 made rotten fire hose" said the
other.
dump 'em both overheard, Charon,"
yelled Satan. Il don't want EN-. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

He who gives pleasure meets with
1t; kindness is the bond of friendship,
and the hook of love; he who sows
not, reaps not.-Smiles.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
SUCCESSOR TO HITCHCOCK.
DR.. GrandfleId Made First Assistant
Postmaster General.

Washington. - Charles P. Grand
field Of Missouri. the ranking officer
of the bureau, who has acted as first
assistant in the absence of Assistant
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

A good way to keep well is to take Gar
insures good digestion and good health
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

A mans judgment enables him to
do some things almost as well as a
woman can do them without any.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

Useful in chronic cystitis, chronic dys-
EMERY and diarrhea, and some chronic
diseases of the liver and kidneys.
These opinions as to the ingredients
of Peruna are held by all writers on
the subject, including Bartholow and
Scudder.
OF HYDRAsTIS, BARTH0L0W
SAYS IL Ia annlicahla To stnmatitia
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

Liquor has caused many strong
mans downfall. It's easy for his wife
to knock him out when he is loaded.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
Didn't Deny II.

THAT sharp-tongued Miss Redpepp
has been saying some mighty mean
things about you and your wife,"
What, for instance?"
Says you picked her up at bar
gain counter"
Great Scott, l did! She was the
prettiest girl that ever stood behind
one"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

Many man seems to have the cour-
age of crawfish.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

There is nothing to be gained by
being a knocker.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

LOtoi .nl.OO
Above is sufficient seed to grow 50 bu
Of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-
liant flowers and all is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOR 12c,
or II you send Ice, we will add package
of Berliner Earliest Cauihower. John A &.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. X. g. w.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
A PERFECT TERROR.

Hes great reformer, isn't hep"
"Oh. he's worse than reformer
His ideas would upset the whole So
cial and business world. He said II
he had his way he'd put in gaol every.
body who ought to be there"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
WHAT CAusEs HEADACHE.

From October to May, Colds the most FIRE.
quentcause of Headache. LAXATIVE BRoMO
QUININE removes cause. E.W Grove on box 25c
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19

"Brown's Bronchial Troches"
have a direct influence on the throat,
relieving Coughs, Hoarseness and
Throat troubles. Free from opiates.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
Hen Was Above Reproach.

Lodger-This egg is stale.
Landlady-Tmpossible sir Why, |
would stake my existence on that hen.
--Fliegende Batter
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
Pettlt,s Eve salve 100 Years Old.

relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye aches,
inhamed, sore, watery or liberated eyes.
All druggists or Howard Bros Buffalo, NY.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
A Man Of the Times.

A young fellow lived In Squedunk.
Who said: Life in these times is punk;
quite plainly see
They've waited for me
To give them OF wisdom q chunk"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-03-19
Something New Under the Sun.

A lady in Illinois sent us l2c year ago
for our remarkable collection of vegetable
and flower seeds and sold 1910 worth
therefrom, or made 3l4Go. That's new
just send this notice with l2c and re-
ceive the most original seed and plant
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-19
AMERICAN CALENDAR STONE.
Ancient
ArkanSa

The accompanying picture is a re-
production Of an India ink drawing
sent to the Deseret News by Mr.. II.
l. Stoddard. The picture is that of
the Denderah zodiac with the Amerl-
can calendar stone in the center,
showing The half circles radially in
lire With the Oceans of the Denderah
zodiac. This stone Mr., Stoddard
claims 10 have found on farm about
six miles from Arkansas Post, Ark.
This ancient timepiece is Il stone
disc upon the diverse OF which are SO
half circles, commercially true. COM
pristng one complete circle. Each
half circle represents 10 degrees or
40 minutes diurnal time, and by
squarinE the stone with the Polar
star it correctly indicates time, any
time of day or night, il the moon is
shining. 1t is only possible TO indicate
time on this stone by the Babylonian
process OF indicating time by degrees.
This type of dial. Mr. Stoddard
claims, is described in IL Kings Xxx.
and Isaiah. NXXvili He also says that
Enoch used this same system of reck-
oning time, with the exception that
the divisions We're of 30 degrees. equal
to so minutes instead of 10 degrees,
equal 40 minutes, as upon this dial.
In his letter to the editor of the
News" Mr., Stoddard says:
This | have evolved into a plant
sphere showing as per the illustration.
the wheel OF the signs. or "a wheel
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-19

Grated as rapidly as the centrifugal
force overcomes the tention of the
spring. When the tower is revolving
at full speed the many planes a are
60 feet distant from the axle + of the
f tower. The planes work upon the
principle of a governor. The angle at
which the plane A is setfrom the hori-.
zontal in conjunction with the speed of
the revolving tower will determine the
upward speed of the machine. When
descent Is required the speed of the
tower will be lessened and when the
r aeronaut wishes to soar upward he
need but increase the gyrations of the
{ tower.
The screw@C will propel the ship in
horizontal directions.
The windmill figure in the corner
represents a birdseye view of the ma
chine while in flight
THE fMoNoL1TH.
Mr.. Edison stated to the News on
Wednesday, that the final plans for
manufacture on Il concrete house III
one piece within the period of "a hours
would, within two months, be quite
completed. and that the contamination
of this project would mark the end
of his career as "a scientific commercials.
list. Mr.. EdiSon's object in constructing
a manufacturing plant for houses is as
much as any other reason of philan-
| throplc mature; to make a clean, cheap
house. for the workingman.
But his own word concerning the
| philanthropy of the scheme:
II have some rich men Interested In q
proposition that I'd like to have you
think about Mr.. Edison proposes sud-
denly. Here it is: Mr.. Smith means
to give 100000 to Il college, say. In
stead of turning over that amount of
bonds. let him invest it In a plot Of
land In the suburbs and 800 of these
concrete houses for working men. Then
let him turn over this property to the
| college, AS an Investment it woulc
| be worth more to the college than the
average bond bearing low rate OF in.
| terest. would be double barrelet
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-19
HE accompanying rough sketch
I was drawn Wednesday morn

i
IL ing at the knutsford, for the,
of the air ship of the future
q Deseret News by Thomas A. Edison.
the Wizard of the twentieth century
and contains his idea of the principle
8of locomotionS which will some day
successfully. govern the gyrations ct
ships Intended for aerial navigation
2s The idea of applying the gyroscopc
principle to aerial carriages, that under,
all conditions the equilibrium OF the
ship might be kept, is considered by
Mr.. Edison, to be one of no value, as.
the weight of the gyroscope arrange
56ment would necessltate the use of a
balloon which in itself would answer
the purpose of the gyroscope. He also
expressed himself as having little faith
in the modern experiments with the
;frail aeroplane.
..Successful aerial navigation said
y he, will depend / believe, upon a COM
bination OF the screw propeller for the
horizontal movement and for the up
ward movement a series of small aero
planes so arranged that they will ro-
tate around the bark and draw itup-
ward. = Theoretically a bark of this
description can move from the start
In any direction made necessary by
surrounding conditions.
Sc The idea original with Mr.. Edison, il
the series of revolving planes and
tower and is illustrated in the accom-
8panYing sketch.
~ q. represents one of two piano wires
ITO which a small aeroplane poised at
a consistent angle, is attached, ID
represents springs around which the B
wire is wound when the rotating tower
u is at a standstill. Immediately tho
p Il tower is set rotating the numerous
planes which surround 1t answer to tho
law of5centrifugal force and begin pull
ing outward and upward mad are lib
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-19

This find is the only evidence that
has been uncovered upon the American
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES to the finding of
the Book OF Mormon-that irrefutably
proves nter-communication with Asia
at a period of not less than 1000 year,
.. G., and my deductions relative to
this find have the approval and sup
port of some of the most eminent au-
thorities upon archaeology, for in.
stance, Rev. Stephen D. Peet. Phi ID.
M. a.. editor of the American Anti
quarian. Chicago. H., DR.. Otto A.
VAIL St Louis; Warren X Morehead,
Phillips Academy of Archaeology, An
dover. Mass.
My Geducttons are not consummat-
ed by speculative or theoretical philo-
sophy, but, are drawn from cumulative
evidence and correlations of q concrete
nature, supported by the analytical
process of reason"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-19
OBSERVATION CONFIRMED.

y one-armed man entered a restaurant
at noon and seated himself next TO Il
dapper little ACCOMPLISHMENTS man.
The latter at once noticed HIS neigh
bor's lett sleeve hanging !nose, ana Kept
eyeins 1t in a Observation-Disclosures sort
Of a way. The one-arn,ed man paid no
attention TO him. but kept on eating
with his one hand. Finally the inuuisi-
tive one could stand 1t no longer He
changed his position II little, cleared his
throat, and said; Il beg pardon sir.
bnt. I see YOU have lost an arm
The one-artned man picked up his
sleeve with his right hand and peered
anXiousiy into IL. "Blcss my soult.. III.
exclaimed, looking up with great sur
prise, 7 do believe you're righ."-Ev-
erybody's Magazine
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-19

,.,,,va,t frame. He stands almost 8
s s.a. tar 4 boyish light bubbles IN.
t Lee ,,ta,lectual gray green eyes and he
ms ia rn ssns one as a man OF boyisl good
, WINE His associates are devoted to
h ,,n,o' = he is genial to strangers ana
i,,,i, eyplaining the workings of his
y vast plant to them. Science for sci
an ",e sake is hts slogan. He is the
worlds greatest scientist and inventor.
Ma tb,s is the man who began his ca
reer as a train newsboy and whose NE
and achievements are written large IN
the history Of the country.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-19
HE WANTED PIE.


William j. Ryan, president of the SUI
t'Hs, council Of public hackmen OF
New York, said the other day that the
winter panic had reduced the hackmen' !
receipts considerably.
Well have to come down to English
rate--l2 cents a mile instead of 80 cents
-if we have many moro such panics. "
Atr. Ryan said. Everybody felt the
pinch. ] overheard a tramp grumbling
in a public square
The trade ain't like II used to be-
he said. Here ten tines running today
I've asked for a BIZ % bread, and what
do they. give me? Why. durR it. just
Bit of bread"