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The Detroit times., 1908-11-03

Pennsylvania, including such
men as Hollenbeck, Draper. Man
ieg/ Gaston, Scarlett. Reagan and
others who have many OF them
participated in from 80 to so
games of intercollegiate football,
either on varsity or freshman
teams, Yost must put into the
field a team of football infants
like the list given above.
II Michigan is defeated the coach
can justly be blamed. only by those
either uniformed OF the situation or
else possessed OF that unfortunate dis
position which tends toward ghoulish
enjoyment over the unavoidable mis-
fortunes Of men who have formerly
been considered invincible In their
spheres OF effort.
WHY EVERY MEMBER OF THE
PENNSYLVANIA TEAM WILL
HAVE ACQUIRED. IN THE PRES
ENT SEASON TO SUPPORT HIS
NATURAL ABILITY, AN EXPERT
ENCE SUPERIOR TO THAT OF ANY
ONE OF YOSTS MEN WITH THE
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03
Sporting Notes

Nineteen cars are entered I'm the Grand
Prize automobile race at Savannah.
<Ieinath IL .crimmsging mt Penn and
will be back at quarter from now on.
watkins, Yosts fullback, wds I'm foot
ball toys last night and practiced
with the team.
T. Mather. 7sS Fourth-ave.. broke a
leg playing football yesterday
ready being prepared for the open
ing OF the season for deer. Nov. 10.
widdis and Miller have withdrawn
nament. Dan Meyers takes the place
OF the former.
The supreme court has again upheld
Sunday ball in Detroit. and the inno-
walton may now be considered as
we'll established.
Graduate Manager Baird of the Michi-
gan Athletic association reports that
orders for seats for the Penn game
are coming by the bushel.
Tho New Orleans track has been placed
Technically at least--in, charge of
local folks and a running meeting
with the Canadian system OF betting
will be attempted
election today will AFFECT racing. as
both gubernatorial candidates took
prominent parts In the passing of
the present Prohibitory law.
Local yachtsmen are inclined Co view
with distavor the eastern Invitation
TO build boats for the sender class
races next summer. The boats would
be useless on the lakes where there
IN no class for them.
They are going To throw the Cleveland
University school eleven into the
NAV OF the ID. u. r. man eater Sat
urday. Recalling what happened TO
Bunaio and Bay City, the fate of the
Cievelanders seems all but assured.
Sob Printing done right Three prias.
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03
.blEAKLEY soon
TO MEET CUTCHER

Local promoters are arranging the
advance details Of an interesting
wrestling match, to be held In De-
troit In the near future. the contestants
In which will be Clyde Bleakley, OF
Detroit, and Floyd Cutcher. Of Armada,
end the reward, the middleweight title
Of the state.
Bleakley Is already in training and
Cutcher has sent in word that his
beets are all harvested and. al soon
as he gets rid OF stitch In his back.
he will start work on developing his
speed.
Bleakley Is considerably heavier
than q year ago and will ask nothing
OF Cutcher on the weight question.
Both men are agreeable to the catch
weight proposition.
The further details Of the match
will be arranged in a few days.
Two years ago. at the ID. A. c., the
men wrestled to draw. This year
the articles viii distinctly specify that
the bout will go to a finish.
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03

EXCEPTION OF SCHULTZ, IN HIS
ENTIRE CAREER UP TO DATE:
Such handicap as this would seem
simply insurmountable and yet Yoet
has developed his team with such re-
markable tact. Judgment and care
that there is a fair prospect OF Its be.
ing returned the victor.
II may be instructive TO the average
follower OF football for me 10 explain
the very natural reasons which have
prevented Yost from gathering to-
gether a team reasonably experienced
In the game.
The first and foremost obstacle Is
the fact that Michigan is now allowed
to schedule only about half as many
games for It's varsity team a. II used
TO play In the days OF Yost's all-con-
Quering eleveus. and only about a half
as many as are now played by the
leading universities OF the. east. in
Guiding. OF course. the University OF
Pennsylvania. This fact alone would
naturally cut down Yost's opportun'
tiles for developing his men just one
half.
From the remaining games possible
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03
PECTED TO ACCOMPLISH WITH
THE OTHER TEN.


THE OTHER TEN.
A careful study Of the records OF
the other members OF the Michigan
team develops some interesting data
their football experience.
Benbrook and Primeau. the
guards who played In the Wander
bilt game, have enjoyed five games
each OF intercollegiate football.
Casey, left tackle. has had nine
games Of experience. returned 10
college late this fall and has been
In training but two weeks.
Crumpacker, right tackle. has
been in training two weeks and
has played In two college games
during his entire football career
Embs. at left end In the Wander
bilt game, was playing his tenth
contest for Michigan. II was. how
ever, only his fourth at end.
Ranney. the other end. is on the
varsity for the first time this
year and has smelled powder four
times.
Wasmund is comparatively
seasoned player-for Michigan.
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03

He has had nine games or eIper-
fence at quarterback
Douglass, left half, has been
In nine games. The same amount
OF experience has 10 do for ALI
erdice at the other halfback posi-
ton.
Davidson, the fullback. has been
In training about two weeks this
year, has had three games OF ex-
perience at his position, and. in
1906, played one game at the
guard position. this being against
Pennsylvania, when he made his
debut in intercollegiate football
with less than a week OF training.
Watkins. who may be at full
back in the Penn game. II in
shape. has had three games OF
experience one at fullback
against Penn last year. and two
al tackle this season.
Brennan. first substitute at
guard and center. has had one
game OF football experience.
Green, first sub behind the line.
has had about two games under
his belt.
Against the seasoned legion o
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03
DIX Up Score 10 Beat Thai
Of D.US. Against Day City

MOLINE, H., Nov. 3.-Michi-
gan Is Boosting of record scores
made by the Detroit University
school. which defeated Bay City
high 100 to 0. making 2S touch
downs and kicking 20 goals.
Everybody here remembers
when Moline overwhelmed
Galva high school, 172 to 0. Mo-
line scored q goals, missing
two. At that time Henry Keit-
ing established a record for goal
kicking, and so far 1t has never
been equaled.
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03
GRAND AMERICAN
FOR CHICAGO

CHICAGO. Nov. 3.-Chicago will
have the Grand American handicap OF
1909. This was assured yesterday
when several members of the Chicago
Gun club received word that a major
ity Of members Of the interstate asso-
citation. which controls the big event.
would cast their votes for the local
trap grounds when the body meets
next month.
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03
DAY GATHERED FOR THE DETROIT TIMES
The TREMENDOUS TASK OF FIELDING H.
YOST, AS VIEWED by FORMER STAR PUPIL

igan. the list comprising the following.
who weigh:
Peterson. goo; nmmock. 1870:
Brenton. 220; Wager, ITO; Hard
ing, 1870; Linthicum, ITS; Moon.
1870; Shaw, ITO: Riley. 200; Hold
son. 17o.
Three members OF Benton Harbors
sensational high school team OF two
years ago are In school but ineligible.
Owen, fullback. and Roblee. tackle,
are both 190-pounders. Cunningham.
the Benton Harbor quarter. Is the
other. Marshall, man with four
years experience at Exeter In prep
school. followed by three years more
at Williams would be great man 10
brace up the Michigan ends but can't
play. Humphreys, last years cap.
tain OF the Reserves Is a heavy. fast
man, had experience at Swarthmore
and would be OF use, IL available.
Banding weighs $50 pounds and has
plenty OF natural football ability
which he Is preventing from using by
scholastic technically.
Such treatment Of athletes has
driven from Michigan such men
as desire TO combine with their
class room work a maximum
amount of football. 1t is no.
ticible fact that Michigan teams
OF the past three years have in
Guided few high school stars.
while the eastern elevens have
been recruiting constantly in
creasing number Of westerners of
proven preparatory school abili-
"
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03
.BR|TONs HISS
AS BRITT WINS

LONDON. Nov. 3.--Jimmy Britt, the
California lightweight fighter, defeated
Johnny Summers, OF England, In ten
rounds last night at Wonderland. Tho
conditions called for ten rounds at 1873
pounds. the men weighing In at 2
o'clock In the afternoon.
Britts victory was unpopular with
the crowd. The American was Kissed
uproariously.
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03
CARR REMAINS
WITH INDIANS

Charles c. Carr, who has managed
the Indianapolis Baseball club Tor al
most three seasons, will be at the
helm OF the Browns again next year.
Charles met the officials OF the iocai
club here yesterday and signed nve-
year contract at what Is reported 10
be the best salary ever paid 10
minor league manager, says the IN
Star. Carr pracucaily
named his own terms.
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03
Mind Your BusInessl

II you don't nobody will. II Is
vour business to keep out Of all the
trouble you can and you can and will
keep out of liver and bowel trouble
~ you take DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
They keep biliousness, malaria and
iaundice out OF your system.
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03

PILES CURED IN @ TO - DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT r. guaranteed TO cure
Protruding Piles In 9 TO 10 days or
nancy refunded 500.
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03

to a Michigan player. faculty restrtc'
tons have Topped OF the freshman
team. thus reducing the possible
games by onefourth. Penn has an
excellent freshman team which ts
daily coached on it's field with the
varsity and plays a regular schedule
against the freshman teams OF other
large schools and the varsity teams
Of the smaller colleges.
Just why Michigan has not permit
ted Yost this advantage Of skiing up
his coming material and grounding
the youngsters In the rudlnents or
football 10 something mono Of the VOL.
VERNE alumni have been able to un-
derstand.
A third difficulty which Yost en-
counters In getting his men TO the feld
is the extraordinary excellence In
scholarship necessary to participation
In Michigan athletics There are now
at Ann Arbor In the neighborhood OF
% men OF varsity calibre-most OF
whom would be available at Pennsyl-
via-who do not meet the require
ments for football eligibility at Mich
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03
Bly,.
PAUL II.
BRUSKE.
SPORT VIEWS
and REVIEWS

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The Detroit times., 1908-11-03


II
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03

,.s s' Co. Is John %.st Phone issi.
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03

Against the seasoned legion OF
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03

&19,23l baseball crow
worlds series. No r
land writer's the arch
graduated himself on
Now. after three '
49, ia n.- oar,ne
The Detroit times., 1908-11-03

the event would be total failure
To one OF them a happy thought
Let's make this sure thing. said he with
good luck n the weather we'll make 10000 NOW
II only find somebody to insure US against
rain at some reasonable rate, can't lose, and
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-11-22
P No His Narttc.

>ody. the phiianthropls7. t often went 10 Ireland
 One cay they went
 up the Shannon Uf
 nneli and Killaloe
 ad the services of tive
 Bright and Peabn9,
 rs they made Il lon.
 tHning in the evening ( a policeman on ths 6ed what sum thc bout &tlcd to for their time 2 said anything frou Xpenee to 10 shilling to his companion. say ' no change, Peabody zee half crowDs?' Tn reduced the coius anC one of the boatincn, wh. that all ye're giyin me 7 replied Peabody. "We!| Il l iver heard" ohservc, adding. as he scratchcc n they call ye Paybody id call ye Paynobody" ard.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-11-22
ASome Wives Arc Different.

vt men," said the man or expert hink it must be nwfuily nice tc Wife Who takes things as cool ve Petter's wife takes them more discriminating. prefer est row to her style of quiet The way she behaved the hen she found letter +, at from n girl in Hrooklyn of her method
 e. wrote this gtri, how ever live without you
 real tl,at gilSh and a Ike 1t without ever turn said quietly. that g,g Me knew y0u ns well IS s.Ald be wondering how Gn letld ever live with yon
 .bSin the nplnioli nf the dI. off. cuts q w]n'ir ""t tiren ;n. everyday rumpu,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-11-22
tation of Venus.

IdltOI1 pt SutiH.
 atilries 1t was Ecner
 like the rarth. tEs ed on Its axis iu < cnty-four hours, bu after long and care f the planet sl,gs,cS,
 rotation period wa
 nine months astroa u much attention { fshe Observatory Mir D the available evi mt and can only con ,articMlar problem stiii Life on Venus would from life on the earth .t's avial rotation ba asserted. identical witL s revolution round the case the same hem ways be turned to th. .erpetual day. while tue ohere would bo doomed
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-11-22
S c c 0.<D.>..e g
! REMOVES THE CAUSE De OF CKTARRH

remedy tie Catarll from te blood & trouble Just as long the the and catarrhal which trouble the innings the body will be kept state qi irritation and disease Sprays lotions ana other local will temporarily relieve the tight n
 
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 THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,, ATLANTA, GA
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-11-22
nt of All Work.

IS well as the broad road, re inclosed by adobe walls by the broad Ienved Ame.' ahe aloe, sometimes called plant, Is one of the nest important plants In the Indians thatch their hufs 5. The leaves whH0 tap ac; They can also bt used z. le spines as pins The ps' nto sacks. and from it soo aarse sandals won, bg only pie The tall 1oGes has theheans and ladlHrs
 soaked IF YiNe coh'lnuoua7ickla,-> sioa | las kept himse
 se stage. fairly -A
 lthe first four Twas havias MT. Mckinley a. ysa= n with Mir. RooselS ae been undoubtedly -r ears the three most <S,~~-eFican citizens. In
 Mir. Bryan has said much a nen much and from time r. B sattached himself to or CT
 ppmber of propositions ', have her ople have shown that mat he'd jump As hateful. mpracticat' held 1t up anu ous. E for instance: that. She even of stlver; The gover celebrate the aani, = railroads; tb marriage to he. hfs' Srdnaap: ipsiisaso Eec0lo'''a
 aking Them Down.
 9isk did not satisfy the Cai' in Artiou of his flock. "Wny, sala voJ tliifha tell us enough 6oeo' y our ain righteousness. your ain righteousness. ,ctor. 'I never cav any e."--Dr!ftwo0d-
 ,y have tAsar asss wttA- ',at doesn't 1a0e4ey -
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-11-22

Ia. ,shment to 1t, and goulash F.
 ". It tastes pretty good, but t, 7 a food to recommend to naf weak stomach. Chop suey. how
 is appetlzing, easily digested and nourlshing. It is the great contrl on of the orient to the occident II, / opinion. It is made of rice, sprout. pd, beans. celery and chickens blood. llhLnixed together In the form of soup sT nicely seasoned"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-11-22
,uey Best of All.

l lueIn all III tnelf m.
 l 1 like them," said the
 ling to the Baltimoru ?" asked the bystander. al dishes." answered the 'e hot tamale of tue Mex ssh of the Hungarian, the the Chink, are all known ny others.
 of them all is chop euey ale is too hot and has verv
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29
Mark Twain Caught Out.

/ "A poet, pair OF trousers across his
knee, sat in bis attic trying to thread
needle. =
1.-THE proper way" he said, lis to
hold the thread still and push the nee
die toward it or to hold the needle still
and push the thread toward it. Mark
Twain says both ways are right. Then
he says they are both wrong"
Taking down The Prince and the
Pauper," the poet read:
"He did as men have always done
and probably always will do to the
end of time-held the needle still and
tried to thrust the thread through the
eye. which is the opposite of a wo-
mans way"
Then the poet. taking down "Huckle-
berry Finn read:
"'Bless you, child, when you set
out to thread a needle don't hold the
thread still and fetch the needle up to
it. Hold the needle still and poke the
thread at it. That's the way a wo-
man most always does, but a man al
ways does t'other way"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29
Who Would Want to Be Lama?

WIN esOUIO w dhI 10 Dc a Lamar
The lama pilgrims among the Tibet
an Hindoos. as they pursue their noun
tain pilgrimages, literally measure off
the distance with their bodies. The
distinguished traveller Sven Hedin,
writing Of his discoveries in Tibet in
Harper's Magazine, describes them as
lying down full length on the ground,
making a mark on the road, rising and
stepping forward to the mark. once
more to fall full length. One such
walking journey as this, says DR..
Hedin, equals thirty ordinary ones.
Among the lamas also are to be found
those who immune themselves in a
dark cave for life, food being passed
in through a passage or hole under
ground. Should the dish be one day
untouched those outside may know
that the sacrifcial prisoner has died
seated, since all good lamas must die,
seated, in the wooden frame which
was fashioned for him when he was
entombed.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29
Useless.

There was some speculation as to
whether the instrument would benefit
the old gentleman or not. One was
holding the ear trumpet, while anoth-
er was explaining it's use and showing
old Mr.. Borrows how to hold it to his
ear.
"Say something to him through it.
Joe," said one to the other.
Now, Joe had long waited for an op-
portunity to reach Mr.. Borrows' ear.
So, speaking very distinctly into the
trumpet, he said:
"You've not paid me that sovereign
you owe me yet. Mr.. Borrows."
But the old gentleman put the in
strument down, with disappointment
on his face, and they could see it was
failure even before he had time to
say:
''That things not a bit of good to
me!'
And he sighed, but his sigh was not
so deep as that which came from joe
London Express.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29
Explosive Diamonds.

A curious fact about diamonds is
that it is not uncommon for the crys-
tails to explode as soon as they are
brought up from the mine. Sometimes
they have burst in the pockets or the
warm hands Of miners, due to the ef-
feet Of increased temperature. Large
stones are more likely to do this than
small ones. Valuable stones have been
destroyed in this way. To safeguard
them some dealers place large dia-
monds in raw potatoes for safe trans
port from South Africa.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29
1aIkinq Down.


The superintendent of a Sunday
school class in Philadelphia recently
called upon a visitor to "say a few
Words to the class, the members of
which are mostly children Of tender
age.
The visitor, speaker we'll known
for his verbose and circumlocutory
mode Of speech, began his address as
follows:
$This morning, children, purpose
to offer you an epitome Of the life Of
st. Paul. It may be perhaps that
there are among you some too young
to grasp the meaning of the word
'epitome.' 'Epitome,' children, is in
its Specification synonymous with sy-
nopsis. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29
NonreversibIe.

Lang-Didn't you tell me that you
made yourself solid with Mrs. Vane
by asking her if she was herself or
her daughter-couldn't tell them apart,
and so on?
Strang-I did. What about it?
Lang-Why, I tried the same gag
with the daughter, and it didn't 20
for cent-Boston Transcript.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29
Called the Turn

whats the old lady doing now?'
asked the old stocking in the work
basket.
"She's getting out her needle and
yarn" replied the scissors.
well, well," exclaimed the stocking
I'll be rned."-Philadelph Press.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29
ook the Cue,

now" said the teacher, who had
been describing the habits Of bears,
what is the fiercest animal in the
polar regions, Johnny?'
"Why-er-er," stammered Johnny.
Come, don't you remember? The
poll
"Oh, sure; the polecaty'-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29
An Explanation.

Little Dot-Mamma, 1 was playing
with your best tea set while you we're
away. and when you bring it out foc
company you'll be shocked, cause
you'll think one Of the cups has a hair
in it, but it isn't a hair. Mamma
What is it? Little Dot-It's only a,
crack.-Pick-Me-Up.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29

YES
THIRD-Amendment article (9) of
the State of Minnesota authorizing the auditor levy
tax on lands which, the option of the
thereof may have been listed with the auditor for
protection against loss by hail in this for the
purpose creating fund against damage
by hail listed lands to
manner of handling and distributing Of said fund
mol
-YEsl
FOURTH article %, section Cd
of the Constitution of the State of Minnesota providing
education qualification for superintendent of county
schools.
mol
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-06-03
PURSUING HORSE THIEF.
Deputy Sheriff Takes the Trail of Al
legged HUSTLER Now Said to BE
in Lund Neighborhood.

In search OF an alleged horse thief,
Deputy Sheriff A. j. Butler left yes
terday for Lund, having received
word that the thief with two Italians,
who were hanging close with him, is
in that vicinity.
The stolen horses said TO be In
possession of the rustler, whose name
is unknown, are the property of H..
f. Clark, owner of a ranch about 20
miles north of Ely City. Several
DAYS ago it was discovered that Is
OF his animals had either been stolen
or had strayed Clark left word with
Italians in the neighborhood that ii
they saw animals with his brand on
them they were to notify him. They,
it is said. encountered the man driy-
ing the animals before him, Being
ignorant of the law giving them au-
thority to make arrest. they followed
him and are supposed at present to
be with him still. The word received
here from Lund came to Steve Baker
of Lane City. who turned the infor
nation over to the sheriff's office. a
John Doe warrant was Immediately
issued and Butler left In pursuit ol
the alleged criminal.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1908-06-03
TELEGRAPHIC BRIEFS.

The most serious wind and rain
storm that has hit South Bend. Ind.
in several years flooded residences
and demolished small buildings and
trees.
The licenses of 20 Chicago play
houses and so > cent theaters have
been held up to enforce compliance
with ordinances for the safety of the
public.
While timber cruising near Aber-
deem, Wash. J. b. Egerer, promi-
nent Michigan lumberman and part
ner of Congressman Fordney of that
state, dropped dead
Dodging another automobile. a
Memphis chauffeur drove a car into
surrey occupied by S. T. Parke.
wealthy manufacturer, and his fam
ily fatally injuring Parke and his
daughter-in-law. Mrs. c. W. Parke
Father O'Callaghan. head of the
Paulists in Chicago. and Attorney
Francis f. Hinekley have received
anonymous letters written ia blood
that they have been marked for death
by mysterious enemies and that ST
Mary's church will be dynamited.