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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
Aeoordlna 70 Tralnlns.

The traveller bslsaged to The ct
fste civilization Of tho east" and whsn
the unmistakable odor Of sausrkrau,
permeated the atmosphere Of tie lit
tie Pennsylvania inn where no had
halted for his midday meal he wa,
Arst perturbed and then irdtated DO
yond measure BY the smell. says thu
author Of "o1d Sohuylkill Days"
"Sauerkraut! Ugh!" he shuddsrsd
with an indignant glance at the vensr
able Dutch landlord. who was nod
ding over his pipe in q corner Of the
room. How anyone can eat sauer
kraut ] cannot see. I'd a. lief eat dir,
as to eat sauerkraut."
The landlord stirred in his chair.
WELL" he began. without opening
his eyes. that is Just as you were
brought up. II you were brought W
to eat sauerkraut you eat sauerkraut
II you were brought up to eat dirt
you eat dirt. Youths Companion.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
A TraoIe Resemblance .

81 believe l would rather be down
right ugly than have face that re
minds every Tom, Dick and Harry Of
some one he knows or has known,
said a comely southern girl to her
companion across the tea table. only
yesterday l had a most embarrassing
experience, and 1t isn't the first I've
had because look like some one
else" she went on. IT got into sub,
! way train at the Grand Central station
andtooka cross seat opposite woman,
She looked at me and started percep;
'tibly; then she leaned closer to me
and looked sQsafely in my face and
her own turned very pale. Suddenly
she put her nun to her eyes and
&obbsd until the tears rolled down
over her coat. / was % uncomfortable
and at such q loss what to do that !
got up, at the nearest station and
waited for another train. l suppose
was the image Of some lost daughtey
or sister New York Press.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
Lieutenant Does His Own Cooking.

Lieutenant Does His own Cooking.
An army lieutenant writes with ref.
erence to the proposed increase in
pay: II have changed station four
times within the past nine months (no
expense. Of course), starting from the
Philippines and ending here--the last
ditch. I am post Quartermaster, COM
nissary, and few other things Of
lesser importance, but not negligible
Ny wife Is Ill; am cooking three
meals q day with my own hands;
can't afford to hire a cook, as they
are $40 q month here, which is nearly
q third Of my own salary. Painters
and plasterers get FIVE and six dollars
q day for eight hours work. Doe.
the richest nation under the sun ex.
pect an oflicer Of the army to do his
own cooking and Homework? Can
he do 1t and attend to his various OF.
fetal duties? I can't, even by work
ing 16 hours q day instead Of eight
Now, what is a man to do? Hire q
cook, live a little less like q tramp
and let his notes go to protest, or dc
his own cooking and let his duties suf
fer? Maybe l should resign my com
mission and look for a Job Of painting
and plastering, but will not. There
are plenty of other oficers. too, who
are in Just as bad circumstances as
am."-Army and Navy Journal.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
STRANGE ETIQUETTE IN CHINA.
Ones Own Possessions Always Re-
ferred to In Derogatory Terms.

"The mandarin shocked me-" said
the missionary, "the first time ] dined
with him, by referring to his wife as
his good-for-nothing marital mistake!'
But | interposed, 1T is said that
your lady is brilliant, beautiful and
kind
HE smiled awkwardly and changed
the subject. However, with the course
Of bamboo sprouts he mentioned his
wife again, calling her this time his
stupid hand-the-clothes.'
al am sorry your marriage is an
unhappy one, said l.
with an embarrassed air he began
to discourse on the high-binders.
Every now and then, though, his
wife's name came up, and he called
her in quick succession his thorn in
the flesh,' his punishment for youthful
SIM his 'hideous and lunatic spouse,
and his vile one Of the inner room
II spoke up impatiently.
"'Be more careful I said, regard
ing the lady. There are two sides to
every story, and / must tell you that
your unmanly abuse inclines me very
favorably towards your poor wife,
"He threw down his chop-sticks i'm
patiently, scattering sharks fin and
soy over the table.
Don't you understand he cried,
that all this is etiquette, pure ell
quette? The Chinese host by the laws
Of etiquette must speak Of his own
possessions as unworthy and vile
even of his wife he must speak SO,
though she be a full moon for beauty
and a Chang XVI, or sacred COW, for
wisdom. l have no fault to find with
my wife; quite to the contrary; / only
deride her in order to show proper
Chinese courtesy to you. And now,
beg, don't interrupt again"
The missionary smiled ruefully.
1T was a bad break for me to
make" he said. 1.-THE man was q
powerful mandarin. But 1t Is truly
most shocking, at the beginning. to
hear these men abuse their women
folk"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
Easy to Swallow Raw Egg.

Raw eggs are bloodmakers and may
be taken In any way one wishes. The
simplest method Of getting them down
Is to take q shallow wine glass, put
In a drop of clear lemon juice and
then break the egg In this, taking care
not to injure the yolk. Over this put
about four drops of lemon, scattered
to make the egg 60 down easily with
one swallow. This is readily accom-
plished II the head Is held back and
the contents Of the glass tossed into
the back of the mouth. Eight eggs
. day are none too much when one Il
trying to rscuperate.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
FACTS ABOUT new THEORY
SECURED BY INTERVIEWS
People Tel the Reason for Their Faith in
COOper's Belief

An article from the Nashville, Tenn.
Banner, published during L. T. Coop
er's visit to that city, throws some
light on the remarkable Success of the
young mans theories and medicines
in various cities visited by him during
the past year. The article is as fol-
lows:
"In view Of the enormous sale of
C0oper's preparations now going on in
this city and the intense interest
which Mr.. Cooper has stirred up since
his arrival, representative Of the
Banner spent Thursday afternoon at
the young mans headquarters, watch.
ing the swarm Of humanity come and
90.
During the afternoon the reporter
interviewed many Of the callers and
obtained statements from all who
cared to give them as to their expe-
rience with Cooper and his prepare.
tions.
'"The following are selected from
those statements as being typical of
the general expression Of the people
seen:
"Mr. B. B. Lasater, living at 1924
North Fourth avenue. when inter-
viewed, said: I have been troubled
with my stomach for the past two
years, and have had rheumatism for
more than five years. Sometimes
could not walk, and there were times
when could not even move in bed.
Hard knots would form on my mus.
cles, which caused me intense pain.
Gas formed on my stomach after eat.
Ing, which gave me much pain and
distress, and often was restless and
tossed all night, losing much sleep and
rest.
Hearing Of Mr.. Cooper and the
great work his medicine was accom-.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
HENRY CLAWS HOUR or DEATH
Precise Time Of Great commoner'
Demise In Dispute.

Precise Time Of Great commoner's
Demise In Dispute.
Almost every visitor to Washington
has noticed the dial on the clock on
the avenue front Of the National no.
tel, and has also noticed that the face
of the clock. which is up in the arch
on the roof, Is a painted clock and
not bona fids timepiece.
They have also noticed that the
hands Of the clock are painted to In
dicate 1888. This time has been regis.
tered on tbs National hotel over fifty
years, and many have wondered why
that particular time was selected.
The explanation Is that the clock
was painted soon after the death Of
Henry Clay. who died in room % Of
that hotel on June 20, 1850, and II 10
stated by authority that the time In
dicated by the hands Of the clock was
fixed to indicate the exact hour Of the
death Of Henry Clay.
II this is the fact. the painters, or
the person who ordered them to set
the clock at that hour, made an error.
because, although Henry Clay passed
away in the hotel on that particular
day. he died at 11:1s q. rn.. instead Of
$3.50. The people at the hotel still
contend that their clock ID right and
that the papers and the records are
ell wrong .-Baltimere Americas.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02

plishing for others, I decided to try
1t. I have taken 1t about two weeks,
and find myself in greatly improved
condition. My stomach Is In good
shape, and does not trouble me at all.
MY rheumatism has nearly disappear
ed, and I expect to resume work short
ly, for the first time In twelve months.
Mr.. Cooper certainly has wonderful
medicine, and I am grateful for what
1t has done for me-
Another caller was Mrs. T. J.
Smith, Of sos Hudson street. She
said: I have been sufferer from
bladder and kidney trouble for twenty
five years. In that time have tried
many prescriptions and various kinds
of medicine, but received little or no
benefit from them. I seldom had q
sound nights sleep, my rest being bro
ken at intervals throughout the night.
I had pains in my back and burning
sensations.
az heard so much of Mr.. Cooper
that I came to the conclusion he might
be able to afford me some relief. I
udV0 AOW UCcn tdhiA6 LILO AAOuASAuo
about a week, and feel better in every
way. The pain has disappeared, and
I have no distress whatever. ! have
come here today to express my appre-
citation to Mr.. Cooper for his wonder
full medicine and what 1t has done In
my case. / will take pleasure In rec
ommending It to others
I'm spite Of assertions by various
physicians that Cooper Is fad who
will soon die out. the young man seems
to be gaining even greater Roadway as
his visit draws to q close"
The agency for Cooper's celebrated
medicines has been given to us. We
are making q Hne record with them.
'-Rath & cambridge.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
JIM ONCE MORE UNsHAckLED.
Probably Mrs. Jones' Views Conceded
with Her Husbands.

One day q tall, gaunt woman. with
rope-colored hair and an expression Of
great fierceness, strobe into the ONCE
Of county clerk In West Virginia.
"You air the person that keeps the
marriage books, amt yer she do
manded.
What book do you wish to see
madam asked the polite clerk.
kin you find out II Jim Jones was
married."
Search Of the records disclosed the
name of James Jones, for whose mar
riage q license had been issued two
years before.
Married Elizabeth Mott. didn't he p
asked the woman.
"The license was issued for 4 mar
Rage with Miss Elizabeth Mott"
well, young man. I'm Elizabeth.
thought l oughtsr come In an tell u
that Jim has escaped."-Harper'i
Weekly.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02

Recorded in the register Of Deeds

Recorded in the register Of Deeds
office since last Thursday, March 26th.
Francis M. Houston to N. f. Kilgore
and others, the southwest quarter Of
section 5-27.2b.
e. e. Smith to John 9. Prough. the
north half Of lot 10 and all Of lot -,
block 5, Shinn's addition to Dodge City.
L. @. Hall to Alvin Fl. Lighter, the
northeast quarter Of section 2l-2725.
VIM. wilkinson purchased the north
half Of section 14-25-25 from Edwin NJ.
Wyckof and @. A. Wing.
Tobias V. Yoder to John s. Miller,
both Of Topeka, Indiana, the southwes,
quarter Of 32.27.25.
G. L. Converse to Frank Blssitt, the
northeast quarter Of section 21.28.2l.
J. A. Torline to Henry Hoffman, both
Of Spearville, lot ~, block 4, ArkaI sas
Valley Town and Land Company ad.
dition to Spearville.
Agnes Heger toJ. A. Torline, lot g.
block 4, Ark. V. T. & l. Co. addition IA
Spearville.
Henry Hoffman to ]. A. Torline, lot A.
block 4, Ark. V. T. & L. Co. addition sC
Spesrville.
W.. 2. Ilaldeman to J. F. Cline, the
northeast quarter Of section 29.25.24.
W. z. Haldeman to II. w. Cline, the
southeast quarter Of section 29-25-24.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
Plteh.lnsrs and crawI.outers.

There are tive classes Of people IN
the world. the Pitch-iHsrs and ths
Crawlouters. We do not commonly
use the term. yet everyone will recoS:
aiss the faitAfulasss Of the oiassiaca.
ticA. Test It Present good cause,
. hard duty. : diAcuit prcpositioa
everything thssS days sia "psobesi.
tsa'9 70 q srSsp % msa. TAsy WI
divide like oil and water TAsss viii
DO . n1tnerity Who Will discern the 6p-
portsnity and piteA n; the majority
nsat likely viii crawl out. --zios's
HSfnid s4t'' Z p f'i' l'9 a'n' PIT (
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02

Nathan straas ssnds a message 70
American mothers 70 the effect that
raw milk 10 not COED for children. the
scientific men Of the world. having
agreed upon the fact Milk should be
rasteurissd and the mother can az this
herself Ia her own kitchen. The Id
ternational I ,soHCess Sat ,Bsssssls
warned against raw, milk !, because Of
the dansey nom til Srsaiosis.' It lie
not the pcos alone who need instruc.
ticn upon the subject, a. many Of the
babies Of the rich suffer from the ef-
fscta Of raw milk. but, Americans are
said to know more on the subject than
people Of other countries. e
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
In Husbands Memory.

Mrs. Custer has bought. 16 lots In
Broxville, and to perpetuate the mem.
DRY of her husband, Zen. Custer, will
huild a large memorial home, Aged
literary women win be admitted into
It, and It will no doubt be very beau.
tlful place, as It is pleasantly situated,
many artists and literary persons
now residing near the proposed site.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
A Modern DeveIopment.

your child doubleday has chicken
pox,' says the ending physician,
And why dos she have continual
chills with It? Is not that unusuali"
asks the parent
. "Well--ah--no doubt II ID q new
manifestation a. our changing condi-
hons.asI might diagnose the case az
.old storage cl Icken pox.'.--Success
Magazine e98
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02

Il y I4!d y y iMlIIIJ 10 IL9Tl 70 :.
|, julius CaesaT Vas making ? few
changes y tAe celeAaarra psgyae, /
,q9 z, sopla sst sslsng SvitA ths eld. ohe
wei snougA..,dAas saiaa ""bst the lifs
rinsuraRcs ycoppsaiss have segpR %
lkkisk for somstAiAg saev IN TIE way
,of adysfttaiag matter "a 5 III
Then ostsnalbfyt !, To- please. tie
women, cAs; decraed that sysry teufsA
rear should be . leap year.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
EormaIItles.

No intelligent person pays any at
teri on to ghosts" said the dogmatic
person.
perhaps not" answered Miss Cay
enn unless the ghost has been able
to aeaia an introduction from solps
s.. 4 Fcsearch society"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
BANKING; !.
n hHF Gaaea9 sint,ftge% ).
Relations,

Are an asset. Are you personally
known by your banker1 We take
u
pains to become personally &C
qualnted with all our customers,
and give the small and moderate
sized account the same careful at
~
tention as the ..srge ones. n,
If you are thinking Of opening a
checking account, or about to
m AXE a change, we would be
pleased to have talk with you.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-04-30
From Butler Herald.

JOHN Cook, OF Webster, was here
Tuesday
Ed Richards drove to Webster on
business Monday
Nick Nelson, the piano tuner, sweet
ened the music of Butler pianos Satur-
day
Geo Sherwood was over from Web
ster Tuesday and Wednesday filling
tree orders.
Mrs H. II. Butler came home from
Webster Saturday with her son.in law,
o. T. Strandness, in the auto.
The young Aaslands have been hav.
ing quite a serious time. Eddie got his
hand caught in pulverizer and had
his thumb badly injured, and the same
week Gustav fell in well and had a
bad scare. although he succeeded in
getting out
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-04-30

away to school boys and girls just at
the age when they need the care and
example of home life the most. 1t
brings together the children from
various districts to the mutual advan-
tage Of all. 1t secures steadier aver
age attendance at school, and it gives
the stimuIous of greater competition.
1t will result in better education for
our young people, in improvements
both to towns and rural districts and
in the advancement of our civilization,
in few years to higher plane.
Pierre is the seat of government
and place where the pass evil is sup
posed to have done it's deadly work
in times past. Mr.. Kittredge never
gave out pass here, but Mr.. Craw-
ford has, Yet Mr.. Crawford tells
what a bad man the other fellow is.
The voter should not fail to consider
that a man who has been doing all
these things for years and only
denounces them when he starts for
office, can not be said to have
changed except for revenue only"
Mr.. Crawford is anything for office,
and those who have served with him
in politics know it.-Pierre Capital
journal.
The Watertown Saturday News
recently came out boldly for the
reelection of Senator Kittredge, and
now the Watertown Times has fol.
flowed suit. Both of these papers
have been independent in a political
way, but both are frank to say that
the election of Senator Kittredge for
another term would be conducive to
the welfare of the state. The Times
has had a most decisive leaning
towards what is called insurgency,
but as between Kittredge and Craw-
ford it thinks there is no room for
comparison that would result favor
ably to Mr.. Crawford. The sham
sort of reform that Mr., Crawford has
been practicing is not pleasing to
genuine reformers.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-04-30
From Pierpont Signal.

Eli Stearns came over from Webster
Monday to attend the funeral.
A. g. Roberts and f. w. Chambers
were business visi tors at Webster Sat.
urday.
Il A. Walton accompanied David
Williams and Frank Sears over from
Webster Wednesday.
The insurgent press should get busy
and call off any further publicity regard.
ing that county bill which was paid to
Sheriff Gross by warrant No. 1909.
Since Wedne saay evening there are
others than the Performers" that regard
that matter as "hot tamale" although
probably from different point of view.
An attentive audience listened to the
addresses at the opera house Wednesday
evening by David Williams and Frank
Sears of Webster along political lines.
While this, we believe, was the first
attempt on the part of Mar. Williams
along political speech making lines, he
proved to his audience that his heart
was thoroughly in the work, aud so
plain, fair and convincing was his argu-
ments that not a single exception could
be taken to any statement made. While
Mr.. Williams confined himself princi-
pally to Day county politics as they exist
within the party, Mr.. Sears took on the
broader form of state and national 1t
is hardly necessary to give detailed
review of either address, but for the
berefit of any Day county publisher
who is making guesses as to just how
Sears would touch up Crawford's little
500 land deal let US hasten to dispel the
gloom-it wasn't mentioned. In the
language of one of the opposition "they
touched Only the high places and mighty
convincing"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-04-30
REPORTER AND FARMER
Thursday, April 80, 1908.
Desired Legislation.
waubay, s D, April 25th, 1905

Waubay, s d, April 25th, 1903
Editor of Reporter and Farmer:
AS to desired legislation in this state,
all classes are clamoring for represen-
tation and invariably make known their
wants by open declarations, all except
the railroads and not O murmur is heard
from them, that is in their own names.
Now knowing, as we ali do, that the
ideal reform in South Dakota would be
curtailing of the powerful political
influence of railroad monopoly and the
reduction OF passenger and freight rates
that this reform would be strictly in
opposition to the wishes of the railroads.
Knowing, as we do, these railroad man.
ipulatjrs to be individuals of means, of
ability, of resource and experience and
also knowing them to BE- of a class
which leaves no efforts undone in their
own behalf in case their interests are
opposed or MISUNDERSTANDING all this
one cannot but surmise that they have
a grip on the situation somewhere.
There is saying that the still sow
drinks the swill which aptly applies TO
the railroads. They are certainly
favored and fully satisfied or squeal
would aiise somewhere. All they had
70 do to complete their interests after
was TO call in their passes serve an
injunction on the enforcement of the
farce of rate bill and with the former
railroad attorney and lobbyist at the
helm of state, rest contented so far as anti
railroad legislation was concerned Mr.
Cawford would have you believe 1t
impossible for him to have entertained
any duplicity of purpose in resigning as
attorney and lobbyist for the North
western railroad and raises his voice
with all the alluring eloquence which
he commands in behalf of his innocence
However, smooth as he is in making
explanations, he cannot satisfy the peo-
pie for not putting in force the reform
Legislation promised in the campaign of
1906 IL is noticeable that he squirms
like an eel to get away from the indict-
ments charged against him and resorts
to almost any subterfuge to clear his
way, even temporarily, that he might
reach the United States senate, but for
all his willy maneuvering his misrepre-
sensations have been refuted one after
another by journal records of positive
proof until he has become desperate and
only replies by screaming, 1t is lie. a
lie. a ie To the fairminded individ-
nal there naturally arises the question,
would Mr.. Crawford resign a position
with a salary attached of 81 500 per year
where all parties concerned were salts
fed and there existed the strongest ties
of friendship and Immediately after
resigning could he conscientiously CON-
mence to tear down that for which he
had received big pay for building up
Does 1t not look. Mr.. Voter, as II he
was playing false to either his old
employer or to the people? In either
case. is he to be trustedp
f. @. Palmer.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-04-30
GIVING OUT.
The Struggle Discourages Many
Citizen of Webster.

Around all day with an aching back;
Can't rest at night;
Enough to make any one "give out"
Doan,s Kidney Pills will give renewed
life.
They will cure the backache;
Cure every kidney i'll.
Here is Webster proof that this is SO:
Cinute Lewiston, living in the north
ern part of Webster, s. d., says: II
know Doar's Kidney Pills to be good
kidney remedy and am always glad to
recommend them. suffered for many
years with an intense pain through the
small OF my back, so severe at times,
that l could not straighten up without
sharp twinges passing through my loins
l knew that my kidneys were deranged,
as the secretions were very frequent in
action, unnatural in appearance and
greatly interfered with my rest at night.
While suffering very severely, my
attention happened to be drawn to
Doan's Kidney Pills and / concluded to
give them trial. l procured box at
the Irwin pharmacy and in few days
noticed wonderful change foc the bet.
ter in my condition. / was so much
encouraged that continued their use
and can conscientiously say that have
net suffered the slightest symptom of
kidney trouble since. My back is now
we'll and strong and the secretions from
my kidneys have become regular in
action"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other