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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-11-05

mat Bryan viii have a plurality of not
less than 10.009. and ShaIlenberger
democrat, for governor, and the re-
mainder Of the Democratic state ticket
VIII have hardly less than a thousand
less.
But the Democratic victory does not
stop there. At least four and probably
nNe OF Neoraska's six congressman are
Democratic. only one Republican. Hin
shaw. in the Fourth district. being as
sured of escaping defeat Nearly COM
plete returns from every county in the
Fourth district show that Hinshaw
mas won by nearly 200 votes although
his district gave Bryan a plurality
There is a close fight in the. Fifth dis
trlct between Norris, Republican and
Ashton, Democrat, with the chances
faVoring the Democrat. No further re-
turns have been received from the
sixth TO base an estimate, but the
trend of the district is Democratic.
The greatest surprise of all is the
overwhelmingly large majority the
Democrats will have in the legislature.
OF the l33 senators and representatives
elected the canvassers of returns to-
night could find but eighteen Repub-
licans who had won. These returns, of
course, are incomplete. but the Repub-
lican committee comedies that the
Democrats will control both houses.
Lancaster (Lincoln) county, which has
for thirty years elected none but Re-
publican members to both branches
this year sends four Republicans and
three Democrats.
Omaha. Neb., Nov 4.-The Bee Repub-
lican) this afternoon comedies the state
to Bryan by 5000 or more; the election of
Shailenberger by at least s. 00o and says
the surface indications point TO a clean
sweep of the Nebraska congressional
delegation by the Democrats, although
the Fourth district is still in doubt. The
legislature will be Democratic. There is
no senator to elect, however.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-11-05

among the best ever seen locally
Bunco in Arizona" starts a f1ul
nights engagement at the Grand the
1tre next Sunday evening.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-11-05

The Grand theatre is doing a nightly
increasing business with THE Pride Of
New York. and the musical comedy,
IS proving a drawing magnet. The
aooed vaudeville numbers. especially
those of Gilbert's Animal Circns ans
Wallace, the fierce untamable lion ar
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-11-05
ADJUSTMENTS.
Districts.

For the opening Of the Colonial the
atre on November IS. Manager Grant
has arranged for excursions from Lo-
gan on the north and Payson on the
south, taking in all the intermediate
points. Madame Nordica, with a mum
Der Of supporting artists, will give a
concert program
Nine numbers make up an excellent
program at the Orpheum this week.
OF course two of these features are the
orchestra and the kinodrome. Charmion.
the star of vaudeville, heads the bill
and then there are Charles w. Bow
ser and Edith Hinkie. the -Four Pianos
rogers and Deeley. Dick Lynch, Byers
and Hermann. Three Dancing Mica
els From present indications II
would seem that record week is 70
De had at the popular State street
house. The show runs every afternoon
and evening
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-11-05

Tonight every precinct in the state has
been heard from, and from all but about
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05
TWO RALLIES AT CASHMERE.

Cashmere, November 2.-Cashnere
is improving all the time, five nice
new houses having been built on Cot
tage avenue on one side and some nl,
..le other.
Friday evening the democrats held
their last rally before election.
Mitchell Stevens, car didate for SEN
ator, and our friend Grant very aptly
stated their position, and asked
those of like opinions TO vote for
them for county commissioner. Alto
:elher, it was a very pleasant mae, :
ing, even the republicans admitting
that the democrats. had put up good
men.
Saturday evening there was much
doing.
The republicans held their rally
with Judge LOOMS as principal speak
er.
The young people of the Presbyte'
rian church held a Halloween social
when spooks, witches, fortune tell
ers and hobgoblins held swaq.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05
ONLY TWO
DAYS MORE
{ NE HUNDRED DOLLAR CONTEST
SATURDAY NIGHT.

The finish is near. Only two days
remain to secure coupons and vote
t. Eli in the 500 contest. At eight
clock sharp hex- Saturday NIGHT
the voting will cease and no m'"e
coupons will be received. The final
counting will be made at once, and
the result announced Immediately.
Before nine o'clock the name of the
winner will be announced. If the
lucky one is present, the cash will
be delivered at the same time. Win
ners of other prizes will also be an
nounced and awards made at an
early date.
The voting today was quite heavy.
Several contestants exchanged posi-
lions in the scorogram. And yet
greater surprises are in store, judging
from the number of coupons that
have been given out, and which have
not yet been voted. Who has them
and how they will be voted will only
be revealed within the next fifty
hours.
| The winning contestant is quite
certain to be the one who, between
this and Saturday night brings in
the most subscriptions to the Daily
World. Of course, large number Of
coupons will be given out by the
stores with purchases. But, twenty
/ five subscriptions. secured by some
hustling contestant. will give $500
votes, which would place any nam
in first place on the scorogram
The whirlwind finish is on! VIII
will take the money?
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05
RUNAWAY BOYS
GET HOMES|CK
TWO CASHMERE BOYS, DESIR-
ING TO SEE THE WORLD, GET
HOyESICK AT KRUPP AND ARE
APPREHENDED BY A DEPUTY
SHERIFF.

Two boys, giving their names as
Patterson and Clark, about l. years
DID,. were apprehenied at Krupp late
Friday night by Deputy Sheriff A.
H. Carr, on notice by telegram that
the boys were runaways from their
home in Cashmere. Both boys were
armed when arrested, but expressed
"a desire to return home. They were
kept in custody by the deputy
sheriff until the arrival of the
boys mothers Saturday night, they
taking them in charge and returning
Ito Cashmere. They had started out
Ito see the world but decided that 1t
was a greater undertaking than they
had thought.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05
INCORRIGIBLE BOYS.

There are now confined in the Ho-
tel D'Webb three incorrigible boys
from Cashmere. They were brought
here Tuesday night by Sheriff Webb
and will probably be sent to the re-
form school at Medical Lake. Two
of the boys are named Fry, on IL
and the other Is, and the other one
is named Brooks, aged Is. Their
parents claim to be unable to DO any
thing with them, and are willing to
have them committed to the care OF
the state.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05
NOLOP vs.. CITY
PROPERTY OWNERS
ANSWERS TO $50 COMPLAINTS
HAVE BEEN MADE-DEFACLT
MAY BE TAKEN BY DEFND-
ANTS NEXT WEEK.

ttorneys Thomas & Sorenson and
Reeves & Reeves have filed answers
for $50 defendants in the case of the
Nolop heirs against several hundred
property owners in the City of Wenat-
chez. No attention has been paid
to the answers filed and the local at
torneys assert that if no counter an
swers are filed by next week that
Judgment will be asked for default
ing in the case, this meaning clear
ance OF the titles in the case affected.
Judge Steiner will be here next week
and 1t il thought that this case can
be brought up early in the week.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05
Advertised Letters.

Letters remaining on hand in the
,ost Office at Wenatchee, Wash, for
he week ending Nov. ,, 1908:
Allen, Cecil H. ca
Burnison, T. H.
Brown, H. J. CD
Chalmers, Mr.. john
Dunn, Mr.. John
Finley, r. H.
Frost, Carl c.
Garfield, J. n.
Hales & Crane
Hellenbranj, Mrs. Harriet K.
Hurlburt, Mrs. F. w.
Kid, Mr.. Jack CD
Klenert, Mrs. c. ]. CD.
Meyer, Otto.
Palmer, Miss Vivian
Rhodes, Elmer
Tracy, Mrs. Fred
latham, Harry CD
Smith, Mr.. Jack
Stevens, Mr.. Michel
Stone, Vernetto
Sullivan, Mrs. E. 0.
Stingley, Mr.. w. p. CD
Vandemark, Mrs. Rena.
Wilson, Miss Maude.
Williams, Mr.. B. H.
Wallace, Mr.. TheO.
Parties calling for the above vii
please say Advertised"
L. II. HULL, P. II.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05
HOTEL ARRIVALS.


At the CheWaWa.
Mrs. E. E. Williams
Mrs. S. T. Trow, Cashmere.
C c. McAnelly, Cashmere
Miss Murray. Bellingham.
Mrs. Bell, Bellingham
E. C. Long, Cashmere
Jay Gibson, Moscow
NJ. C. Conlon, Oakesdale
w. o. Huston and wife, Water
Vile.
T. S. Simpson, Spokane
C. L. Smith, Odessa
Chas. C. Salick, Leavenworth
J. w. Denham, Bay City.
w. A. Kellogg, Wahlake
F. w. Curtis, Wahlake
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05
Colds and Group in Children.

'My little girl is subject to colds,
says Mr.. VIM. H. Serig, No Al Fifth
Street, Wheeling, v. Va. Last
winter she had a severe spell and a
terrible cough, but cured her with
Chamberlain Cough Remedy. with
ont the aid OF q doctor, and my little
boy has been prevented many times
from having the Group by the timely
use OF this syrup. This remedy IL
for sale by all druggists.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05

Will Schrieber returned to Wenat-
chez last night after spending the
summer in Alaska
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05
w. c. T. L. MEETING.

The w. c. 7. Z. will meet at the
home of Mrs. A. D. Fisher, Friday,
November 6, 2:30 p. m.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-11-05
WE'LL SATISFY YOU

WE'LL SATISFY YOU
in every particular, if you give us
fair trial.
OUR GROCERIES
are always exceptionally fine. Our
prices are very low and we take
great pains to see that our CUSTOM
ers are servel promptly and salts
factorily.
The Buckeye Grocery
b. Il. LOWE, Manager.
Goods Delivered Phone 1919
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11
PRoH1B1T1oNIsTs HOPEFUL.

CHICAGO, November With the
assertion that the vote for the Prohi-
bition party next Tuesday will be
twice as large as the largest ever be-
fore east for the party, Chairman
Charles J. Jones announced here to-
day that the Prohibition National
Committee has been assured of an in
come of $4,000 a year for the next
four years with which to carry on it's
work Jones said the financial back
ing had been pledged by 10000 promi-
nent persons.
"With the widespread interest
shown in the work of suppressing the
liquor traffic and the votes taken from
the old parties by our presidential
nominee, Eugene w. Chain, we will
force the prohibition issue as the dom
inant question in national politics, "
said Jones.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11
PORT OF HONOLULU.
ARRIVED.

Tuesday, November 10.
Str. Mauna Loa, from Kona and
Kau ports, a. m.
P. NJ. S. S. China, Friele, from San
Francisco, a. m.
CA. S. S. Moana, from Colonies,
$50 Z. m.
DEPARTED.
Str. Mauna Kea, Freeman, for Hilo
and way ports, y noon.
Str. AIikahaIa, for Molokai and Maui
ports, p. m.
Str. w. G. Hall, Thompson, for Ka
uai ports, 5 p. m.
P NJ. S. S. China, Friele, for Yoke
hama, 3 p. m.
Str. Iwalani, Self, for Hawaii, 500
p. m.
Str. Likelike, Naopala, for Hawaii,
2:20 p. m.
DUE TODAY.
Str. Kinau, from Makaweli, a. m.
SAIL TODAY.
CA. S. S. Moana, Morisby, for Van
eoUver and Victoria, 2:30 p. IN.
DUE TOMORROW.
Z. s. A. T. Sheridan, from San
L lduClSEOs
PASSENGERS.
Arrived.
Per r. NJ. S. 5. MOana, from Colonies,
for Honolulu. November 10-H. F. Bart
lett, Mr.. and Mrs. L. Schumacher, A. g.
Rogers, Miss Alice Burns, Miss Daisy
Taylor, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Steris
and family. Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Steris
and child, Mr.. and Mrs. Christie Costa
and family, Mrs. T. Stott, B. Meyer, J..
King.
Per p. NJ. s. S. China, from San Fran
cisco, November 1O-R. NJ. Anthony,
Father BeisSel, Miss Minnie NJ. BeecheT,
Mrs Allen NJ. Boyle, Mrs. Harriet c.
Coleman, Miss Ermine Cross, Father
Couturaux. Mrs. f. s Cunha, Miss n
Center, Miss b. Campbell, Miss NJ
Campbell, NJ. Ivan Dow, Horace Dow
Max Eckhart, Mrs. Ellis. George Elmer,
Mrs. \. c. Frique. Miss Marguerite
Frique. Miss Beatrice Holdsworth, Mrs
c. II. Hopkins. w. J. Kealy, Father
Konze. F. V. King. Mrs. G.. G.. Lenard,
Mrs G. L. Meloche. Father Joseph Nye,
DR.. Y. A. Norgaard, F. Parker, H. A.
Reed, George Reams, George Ross, Mrs.
George Ross. George NJ. Shaw. Chas t.
Stokes. Mrs Grace Summerfield. Master
Jack Summerfield, Miss Leona Summer
field. =. NJ. Stock. F. r. Stackable. Mrs
F. r. Stackable and maid, Mrs. NJ J.
Sne 'eker, Miss Mary Smith, Mrs. o. L.
Saunders, Miss Josephine Savadan,
Father Zurich Taube, c. c. Wilson,
Mrs c. c. Wilson.
Per str. Mauna Loa, Simerson, from
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11

Kona, 5:35 a. m, November 10-Father
Celestin, Father Henry, S. Ako, 7. r.
Robinson, Miss S. F. Rose, R. R. Elgin,
j. Sakai, Miss S. Sakai, George, Ma
gusa, Rev G. L. Kopa, Judge w. L.
Stanley, Miss G. Macumber, c. Macum-
Der. J. L. Macumber; E. L. Strout, S.
f. Rodgers, L. Rodgers, DR.. L. S.
Thompson, w All Hip, Chas. Aud, J.
X. Kekaula, j. S. Ferry, J. NJ. Vivas.
Z. l.. Leslie, Father Charles, Father
Gerard, Sam Liftee, Miss Moore, Phillip
Coulho, J. Coerper, Mrs. J. A. Magoon,
Mrs. c. J. Falk and child, A. L. Green
well, Father Edwards, J. n. S. Williams,
Miss X CornweH, NJ F. Prosser, ]. T.
Shaw. VIM. Allen, Jr., Master Dedima,
T. Tatea. X Kojima. Mrs. K. Koiima,
Miss Aoki. Father Munrus, Geo. Free
land, VIM. White, J. Nunes.
Departed
Per str. Mauna Kea, November 10
Mrs. H. c. Coleman, Rev. H. p. Judd,
A. F. Judd, S. Toplitz, w. \. Bellinger,
II. p. Baldwin and wife, Mrs. G. Hay
seiden, 4. w. Carter and family, Mrs
c. \. Buchanan and child, Mrs. c. Ross,
J. Bergstrom, Miss Munroe, Z. II. Moses
and wife, Mrs. J. NJ Hale.
Per s. s. China, for the Orient, No
vember l0-John Jackson.
Per str. W G. Hall, for Kauai. No
vember l0-F. H. Burch, Paul Isenberg,
J. Birch.
Per str. Mikahala, for Molokai, No
vember 10-F. w. Pease, +. L. Gibson.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11
LOST.

of keys. Finder return to
this office and receive suitable re-
ward. 1913
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11

Tia for them, there Is nothing in
store.
Here is how some of the sailors get
AZ hore when they feel the call of old
J,bn Barleycorn. Two sailors aboard
the Charleston, both of them oldtimers
and not rockies, were refused permits
sion to go ashore. They said; ''We
will get there some way" They did.
One of them climbed out on a gun and
dropped the fall of a watch tackle
over the port, or wharf, side of the
vessel.
He called to his mate, who was in
with the job, and when there was no
officer man nor marine watching, they
both slipped over the side into the wa
ter. Once in the water they had no
chance to get ashore in the immediate
neighborhood without being seen. So
they dived under the wharf and swan
around the piles until they again found
clear water on the other side. Then
they swan gently over to the next
wharf and climbed out where there
were no marines.
In their dripping clothes they went
up town and began to spend the money
that they had slowed away in the
lazarette. The sailor police went
after them, but they slipped away and
changed their clothes. Both of them
were sailors and not in any technical
department, but they were not rockies
and they knew how to get back
aboard. They climbed up the rope
and went swiftly down to one of the
fre-rooms, where they had friends
The last that was heard of them
was that they were sound asleep and
were not missed. As one of them
said: "Me and my mate we keep that
eleventh commandment, Thou shall't
not be found out, eh?''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11
HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE
Honolulu, Tuesday, Nov 10, 1905.

capital
NAME Of STOCK paid Up VA Bid Ask
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11
SITUATIONS WANTED.

d = n : 1OINp W t1IN Ell
GENTLEMAN having four years ex-
perience as accountant and three
years as outside salesman. desires
change of position. References and
bond if required. Address I'D. E.
F., Advertiser. 800
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11
For Sale at Bargain Prices

Lots (of about one-half acre size) nm
Manoa Heights. Fine view and soil
Lots at from $3.50 and up in Nuuanu
Valley. Your own terms
Lots of different sizes, within walk
ing distance of town, on monthly in
stalments.
Lots on Kalihi road, fronting Kane
hameha Boys School, at largely-re-
duced prices. Terms, $50 down and
SO per month; no interest.
FOR RENTAL eight-room furnish
ed house and stables, on large lot with
fruit bearing, trees, on Kalihi road.
one block from car-line. Rental. $40
per month.
J. H. SCHNACK. 1877 Merchant Stress
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11
FOR SALE.

Z S1N NGAAALfs
Galvanized sheet steel tanks, Eky~
lights, gutter, ridging, leader and ain
pipe. Any shape, any size, any weight.
In stock or to order. Ribbed or xre.f
pr,cf wire skylight glass. Estimates szN
anything in our line.
Job work in sheet metals solicited.
EMMELUTH 8 CO., LTD,
Phone 211 145 King No.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11
D O o o o 900 30 90 0000@
! MARINE REPORT. O
Q @ 00O00 o O 600 O @ @ . o
(From San Francisco Merchants Elk
change.)
Tuesday, November 10, 1908.

Tuesday, November 10, 1908.
Salina Cruz-Sailed, November Z, S.
S. Columbian, for San Francisco.
San Francisco-Arrived, November
10, a. m, S. S. Lurline, hence No
vember 3; blk r. p. Rithet, hence De-
tOber 20. Sailed, November 10, p, m,
5. S. Manchuria, for Honolulu.
San Francisco-Sailed, Nov. 10, new
gas. missionary schr. Hiram Bingham,
for Gilbert Islands,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11

JAMES T. TAYLOR, M. Am. Soc. C. E.
Consulting Hydraulic Engineer. 81
Stangenwald Bldg. Phone SO.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-11
NEW WAY Of GETTING
ASHORE EFFICIENT

There once were two sailors who
swOTe
That, somehow, they would get ashore,
So they slipped down rope,
And now they both hope
Tia. for them, there is nothing in
store.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1908-09-16
TRICKS Of WRITERS.
A Russ BY Which kiplins Piqusd His
Readsrs' Curiosity.

A Russ BY Which kiplins Piqusd His
Readsrs curiosity.
"When first began to read Kip
ling" said, an admirer, my curiosity
was immensely piQued by the scraps
Of verse with which he usually headed
his early stories. They We're all cred
tied to poems had never heard of in
my life and were. just such salient,
striking fragments as would naturally
whet ones appetite for the remainder.
For over year tried hard to locate
those mysterious poems and enlisted
half a dozen book dealers in the
search. At Inst one Of them wrote me
that was wasting time and that the
alleged quotations were merely Mt.
Kipling's little joke.
"In other word, he manufactured
EN- to order and stuck them at the top
of his tales for the sake of the odor Of
erudition they lent to the production.
was mad for while, but when I
cooled on l had good big laugh. OF
course you know Scott used to do the
same thing, aud so. for that matter.
did Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was really
the worst quotation fakir Of the lot.
HE would write wise sounding de-
tached sentences and credit them to
imaginary German philosophers with
long, soutlandish and impressive names.
However. l don't know why the thing
should be punishable. The business OF
a writer of fiction is to create M illu-
sion, aud as long rs he does 1t l for
one nm not particular what means be
employs to contribute to the end. -
New Orleans Times Democrat.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1908-09-16
THE BUckBo ARD.

lnv.ntea IN IN. year 1920 hv /. Pam.
.vlv.n;. Doctor.
Tnon.h tho mama ..hnc. hoori7,, 10 On.
n,,ad to ,honsands ~ corr,acos tow
,saon,a s,n,,, how ,hs word non,a 80 ha
rsaI \ =
pacI oronna ,sSo saws tho American
v.h,c,a IN oxnl,,nim. 4, whan tho
,ronenor,.,i,n ~ .n,,s w,,ns und
marchan1,sa wac nlnost antiro,v NV
woann mr. R,cr wh, for nony
vaors ortnrwor, WAC tho military store.
seano. n, w.osh,n.,an WAC in charoo
~ ,,,i,,tor, s,,ras ~ rou,o 70 nr,av
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1908-09-16
LITERARY HEREsY7


Are chauesr, spencer. Milton, Dyren
and Shakespeare Derss1
1--WE had the notion Of doing some
thing of the kind" the Easy Chair
confessed when requested to furnish
list Of the hundred best authors,
"but We could not think Of more than
ten or dozen really first rate au-
thors, and II we had begun to COM
pile list Of the best authors we
should have had to leave out most of
their works. Nearly all the classics
would have gone by the board. What
havoc we should have made with the
British poets! The Elizabethan dram
atists would mostly have fallen under
the ban of our negation9 to a play II
not to a man. Chaucer, but for few
poems, is Impossible; Spenser's poetry
b generally duller than presidential
messages; Milton IL a trial of the spirit
In three-fourtlls OF his verse; Wads-
worth Is only not SO bad as Byron.
who thought him 80 much worse;
Shakespeare himself when he Is rever-
emily supposed not to- be Shakespeare
10 reading the; martyrs: Dante's science
and politics outweigh his poetry q
thousandfold. and so ON through the
whole catalogue. - William Dean How
ellis In Harper's Magazine.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1908-09-16
A Chance Fer ths bssk Agent After
: He Get In Trim.

A Chance Fer tbs bssk Agent After
: He Get In Trim.
Madam" said the book canvasssr
IS the door was opened by very
comedy maid. II am sellinssa new book
on etiquette and department"
"Oh. you are" she responded. go
down there on the grass and clean
the mud Oh your feet"
+ "Yes'm," and he went. "As was
saying. ma'an." he continued as he
again came to the door. II am sell''-
Take of your haiti Never address
a strange lady at her door without re-
moving your hat"
"Yes'm." And on went the hat.
'Now. then, as was saying
"Take your hands out Of your pock-
cts. No gentleman ever carries his
hands there"
"Yes'm." and his hands clutched his
coat lapels. Now. ma'am. this work
on eti"A
Throw away your cigarette. II n
gentleman uses tobacco he is careful
not to disgust others by the habit"
"Yes'm,' and the tobacco disap-
peared. Now. ma'am,'' as he wiped
his brow. lin calling your attention to
this valuable
"Wait. Tut that dirty handkerchief
out Of sight. l don't want your book.
am only the hired girl. You ean
come In, however. md talk with the
lady Of the house. She called me q
liar this morning, and ! think she
needs something OF the kind."-Sketch
Bits.