The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-05-23
SAME As A HUNDRED TIMES BKro'.'

SAME AB A HUNDRED TIMES BKFo."
II he had a new bile for ebery day In
de week.
'Ts heard Giveadam Jones say dat
If he. had 100000 he'd nebber want
to go TO heaben.
"Is heard Samuel Shin declar dat II
he was millyonaire he wouldn't care
II de watermillyon and de possum dis
appeared off de face of de airth for
cher.
'Ts heard Sir Isaac Walpole say dat
IL he had $4,000 in his pocket he
wouldn't trade places wild any angel in
heaben.
"Ts heard heap O. odder pussons
say heap o. odder things bearin' on
dis question. and want to make a
few remarks on de subtle dis evenin'.
! don't reckon any o. you have giben
dis matter de thought 1t deserves.
up dar at my cabin has no sta
BILE. Darfore | has no mewl Darfore
has no critter to feed and shelter and
worry about. don't wake up nights
and wonder II anybody am stealin
him. ! don't have to git up at mid
night and go out dar to see IL he am
dead wild de collie. am Jest layin' dar,
snooZln' and dreamin' and lettln' de
man who does own a mewl do de wor-
ryin'. It's de same about riches.
hain't got 'em, and so don't have to
worry. No bank can bust on me, and
no burglar can git in and rob me. De
fellers wild bogus lie wells and bogus
silver mines don't know me and don't
camp on my trail
"In dis city few days ago de darter
of millynaire ran away wild de chap
dat twists de wheel of her ladders
auto. She was purity and sweet and
away up in society. He couldn't hard
~ spell cat, and he didn't eben know
dat de Panama canal was bein' dug
Waal. dar's big scandal Her moth
her fadder has got sich jar dat heart
disease and death may be de result
"Lemme ask you If sich a case
could be possible among de pore?
Your answer must be no. Our darters
am not fallin' in lub wild wheel twist
ers and runnin' away and coverin' us
wild shame and sorrer. Dey am
gwine right along and behavin' deir-
selves and gettin' married.
Money Won't Wash Out Scandal.
"In Chicago short time since
man wuth two or three millyon dol
lars went home to supper and found
a note from his wife dat she had de-
cided to leave him forever and go or
wild teacher In roller skatln' rink.
De husband fell down in faint, and
de doctors can't say yet whether he
Will lib or die. He's got a big house,
hosses and kerrldges, servants, dia-
monds and all dat, but what good am
1t gwine to do him2 He's wretched.
broken hearted man. If he Ibis on for
de next hundred years he'll neber pass
skatin' rink widout wantin' to go In
and murder dozen people. Money
can't wash out dat scandal. Money
can't bring back his happiness.
when Sir Isaac Walpole. who
couldn't raise $40 widout sel!ln' of his
furniture, goes home tonight he'll find
his ole woman sittin' wild her feet In
dc oven and co'neob pipe In her
lnouf. same as a hundred times befo'.
She'll be Jest as fat and Jest as good
natured. De idea Of runnih' AWAY wild
de instructor Of ridin' academy will
nebber have occurred to her. Sir Isaac
won't see any love notes stickin' out of
her pocket, and he'll tumble into bed
wild a grunt and sleep and snore like a
new born infant Dar's de difference
between riches and poverty. Can any
sane, sensible man hesitate as to which
he Will takel
"If Giyeadam Jones could gilt $4,000
together and still continue TO lib as he
allus has, 1t might be pleasant TO know
he had de money and could have a
tombstone wuth $4,000 Of 1t. But he