The Holly chieftain., 1908-02-28
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lawyer handed him paper.
That's my bil for services" sx-
plainsd the lawyer.
s0et out!' rsspsndsd the acquitted.
sYou proved I was insane. didn't
yssr
n ala.
well. you can't Do business with Q
ilnatie." Ledger.
0Ae-I wouldn't marry you II you
vsrs ~ last man on earth. He-Of
ssasss not. Thsss would be NO one to
perform ~ eers0eay.
Value u Advertising.
A Kansas man y convinced that ad-
veetising pays. Hs advertised for q
lest ave dollar bill, and q stranger.
who had picked up . I'VE dollar bill
O The streets. read the advertisement
and restored the bill to the advertiser.
A few days later while looking over
q vest bs had laid Of the original lost
ball was found In q pocket. He says
advertising pays 100 per cent-Udca
Prsas.
A Matter Of Business.
Bishop Potter was once staying with
4 friend in a country house upon ths
Hudson. On Sunday morning lie found
4 small boy curled up In big chair
deeply interested in book.
"Are you going to church. Tom r the
bishop asked.
"No." he replied.
"Why, l am" the bishop said.
"Huhv the boy Fsturned. That's
vsur job
Ought TO Know How.
The animal trainer being sick, his
wife reported for duty In his stead.
Have you ever had any experiences
In this liner asked the owner Of the
nenaserie, with some doubt.
mot just exactly in this line," she
said, "but my husband manages the
beasts all right. doesn't he?"
"He certainly does"
"Well, you ought to zee how easy
ean manage him."-London Opinion.
Read Restrietiene IN Baden.
Not q single mechanical vehicle can
run on the roads Of the grand duchy
Of Baden until the driver makes
declaration to the central authorities
who will give to him, after q long In
vsstigation, authority to run upon
certain road decided upon in advance.
After the authority Is received the
driver y bound by an almost endless
number Of restrictions. = Westminster
0a1ette.
A Pun In Esperanto.
This il how they try to pun In II
uAeanfn.
"sir. please pay me the money you
eve me-"
"Bs OF. order (ordonas) you. Now
you have the money"
'Indeed7 Where u it7'
Didn't you hear me say that give
geid (or-donaOr
Even worse attempts than this have
been publishsd In Esperanto gazettes.
An Eye 70 Business.
A beautiful picture Of life stiil stood
h the picture dealers window which
attracted crowds Of people. Later
Meier, who had provision shop next
Aoor, determined to profit by this
golden opportunity, 30 he put the fol.
living notice In his window:
"All tie objects In the picture next
Aeor may be had here in the best
Vuantiss and at moderate prices."-
Hsggsndorfer Blatter.
His Quick Turn.
H adored her. but bis pride was
wy great.
.'n,sis." he faitsrsd, do you love
nsr'
Above The boom Of the sea her voice
sounded clear and cold.
sNo," she said. "No, Mr.. Manners"
"Wsn," he said, II feared you did,
tAat was all, and I Just wanted to
warn you that I am already engaged"
New Orleans Timss-Democrat.
The Old School.
This II the story Of gentleman
and lady Of the old school.
As the story opens the lady il board
ing street car. The gentleman i'm
mediately rises and Offers her his seat.
She falls dead. But before expiring she
thanks him. Then he falls dead too.
30 there are two of them at the In
quest, and the verdict IL to the effect
that It IL time they were passing away.
PUCK.
"Why does a fellow on small sal.
axy, like 1mallchink, dress so extrav-
asantlyr
.Hs fears people will think him poor"
"And why does old millionaire Keg.
0Drcoine dress SO shabbilyT
'Hs's afraid people will think he u
y1cA."-Puck.
Peroxide Of Hydrogen.
Tor q cut the prompt use Of peroxide
II HYDROGEN In advisable. 1t Is anti.