Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-06-05
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ished for gambling at the raees?" "a
! lct Of them are BY having their money
taken away from Washington
Star.
She-He tells me all his secrets. He
Well, you don't object to that do
you? She-Oh, 1 don't know think
I'D rather find them out London
Opinion.
| The Maid-Do you believe it's un-
lucky to get married on a Friday? The
Abominable bachelor Certainly. Why
should Friday be an exception?- Black
and White.
Molly-When you spoke TO father,
did you tell him you had $500 in the
j bank2 George--Yes- Molly-And what
did he say? George-He borrowed 1t.
-sketchy Bits
The Judge Was your chauffeur
guilty in this accident? The Prisoner
! No, your honor. the victim was run
over in entire compliance with the or
/ dinance-Green Bag.
Il can not live but week longer
wizout you'll" Really, duke? Now how
can you fix ON specific length OF
timeg ''ze landlord fix ON it, miss;
not /. Louisville Courler-Journal.
Pardon me-" the photographer said,
but l think your smile is unnecessari-
ly broad. IL Will show all your teeth"
Those teeth cost me $50" growled
the sitter. II want 'em 10 show
Chicago Tribune.
You Americans don't appreciate
4 art" said the man from abroad I'VE
don't eh?" rejoined the earnest pa
triot. why, we pay some opera sing
ers more than we do bsseball playersl"
Washington Star.
Mrs. Baker-My husband costs me .
good deal of money. Mrs. Barker
Yes, and he isn't very good to you,
either Mrs. Baker, know 1t, but
got dandy lot of wedding presents
with him. New York Times.
Well" said Kwoter. you know,
faint heart ne'er won fair lady
Nonsense replied Miss Bright "if
the lady's heart isn't faint and she's
willing to help him little he can win
every time" Philadelphia Press.
Biggs DO you believe that the use
of tobacco lmpairs the memory? Diggs
> Not necessarily. | haven't been able
to forget thai cigar you gave me two
weeks ago but perhaps there was no
tobacco in it.--Chieago Daily News.
Phyllis What an awkward waltzer
Charley Iitewate is, Wonder he
. wouldn't take few lessons. Maud
Z Why, he has. lie told me that he took
In dancing last Sunday Maya
zine
/ Jingle Ito short, stout party)-Just
Z had such II good time with that lady
| over there. AwfulIy flirty. don't you
know. But now she won't even look
at me Short Party 1ust arrived -
How funny Shes my wife The
! Taller
7 Tonmy-P Pop, what is the difference
: between dialogue and monologue2
} Tommy's Pop When two women talk,
my sou, It's dialogue, when woman
? carries on a conversation with her hus-
band. It's monologue.--p Philadelphia
RecOrd
Il bave::.'. aearl of Won going out to
Subbub's to dinner lately no; 40
says can't DO that any more" why,
| thought you wrTe his closesl friend.
What's the matterY "Hc tells me
their cook doesn't like me- "--Philadel-
phu Press
Nellie" called down the strict par
ent, giving his daughters nightly caller
the usual warning to get out, as tho
clock struck II. I'm coming down
there now" "You needn't mind. fa.
tler,' was the unexpected reply mfr.
Wells has wound up the clock aud put
out the cat" Lippincotts Magazine.
who" she asked, sis that scrawny,
oowiegged, ridiculous looking person
talking to Miss Rockingham That
Is Count Brisczpicknltzel !" "Oh
What an aristoeratic, noble bearing he
seems to have, now that he has shifted
his position so that the light strikes
him properly. "--Cbicago Record Her
aid.
Wei, SIR said the old gentleman
| Indignantly, what are you doing round
here againl l thought that delicate
hint | gave you with my boot just as
| you left the front door last night would
give sou to understand that don't
| like you won't have you--comIng
here" at did" said the young man
who was after" the daughter, as a
! look of mingled pain and admiration
came over his face; "but / thought /
would come and ask you" ASK
me whatg' 'Tf you wouldn't like to
join our football club."-Stray Stories.
The Jedge-Is yo name Emmanuel
Baxter7 Emmanuel Yassah. The
| Iesinc-Mell Won are charned hu On