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The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
Not Cheap in Price. Anyway.

From the Cleveland Leader.
The Earl OF Yarmouth is the latest
horrible example, but the demand for
foreign titles still continues brisk, with
rising prices.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

The inhabitants OF this great country
appear perfectly willing to take Mr.,
George AIDES proposed political debut
quite as seriously as Mr. Eddie Foy's as
nirations TO nlav Hamlet
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

The sheriff In certain Georgia county
has stock Of whisky on his hands by
right Of levy. but the court has enjoined
him from selling it. This must seem Just
like getting money from home to the
sheriff.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

A practical joker crawled under his
house in rural Pennsylvania and yowled
like a wildcat He has been busy pick
ing birdshot from out his anatomy ever
since, and is firmly resolved not TO rock
any boats next summer.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

One Of the jurors IN the Thaw case
swears he never before heard Of the de
fendant. We believe public opinion would
have sustained the judge if he had i'm
mediately ordered this man back to the
farm and his happy estate.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
A LITTLE NONSENSE.


The happy New Year comes along.
So young and fair;
So free from any thought Of wrong
Or carking care.
We sent away its nearest kith
In deep disgrace,
And now We start the youngster with
murder case
Oh, New Year. you will have your woes
The same as man.
What they viii be. no mortal knows;
No mortal can.
What trials In the future lie
We cannot tell
We only hope that you will try
To bear them well
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
Military Perturbation.

An army officer after long and valiant
bureau service was ordered 10 take a
ride.
What" he exclaimed. "On a horse?"
Even the explanation that Il was onIy
Presidential hobby failed to soothe
him.
Little Count Boni has plenty OF spunk.
All he seems TO lack is sense and charac-
ter.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
MiIIfnrY Tactics

Hello. kuTnel," said the native.
You have a good many kurnels in this
section" sneered the cynical stranger.
But that feller comes by his title hon
estly. He drills oil wells"
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
Financial.

I notice by the paper Re said, that
the Bank Of England has cut its interest
rates"
Il don't know much about such things.
John she commented. but won't that
tend TO make money easier?"
1t won't tend to help me make money
any easier he replied. suspecting a con-
jugal touch.
Mr.. Carnegie says that the civil war
was justifiable. and now anybody who
thinks IL wasn't is without support
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

Because Of.its rather paTChed surround
ing territory, Chattanooga has been
dubbed ''BooZanooga," but Chattanooga
isn't al all sure the name will stick for
any considerable length of time
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

Had Mr.. Roosevelt lived in Canning :
day, the record might have shown four
tailOrs Of TOOley street. instead of only
the three who have come down 10 fame
as We, the people of England. says
the Providence Journal. This is a mis-
take; the record would more likely have
shown only one
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
As 10 q Politician.

"He says he's welded to a high tariff.
"WeHT'
I take It he didn't marry it to re-
form II"
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
simple Ennugh .

What must the Democrats do TO VIM
Get the most votes"
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

An English surgeon thinks the stomach
Of a normal animal may be transferred
TO n human being Some people, how
ever, would never be satisfied with any
thing less than an Ostrichs
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

Small boys TO whom Santa Claus
brought sleds Christmas wouldn't do
single thing to the weather man if they
should meet him on a back street some
where
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

A Mexican banker Of the wrong stripe
has succeeded in getting away with S7i0, GOO
of his depositors' money. As Mexico pro-
crosses, however. II may expect these
more or less unpleasant things TO happen
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
Refnrned

DO you think horse racing a crime p
Sure"
But you owned a string of horses last
sason."
That's just it. 1 was referring to the
way in which my horses raced"
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

The New York Mail banishes all hope
of ever collecting that S29, ,24o0 900 fine by
predicting that We will get il when Helie
gets that one franc out Of Boni
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

one ton Of coal will give off 5000 cubic
feet Of gas. so an expert says. That,
however. is small compared with the out
put Of one lightweight Congressman.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

Mr. James Hamilton Lewis says "all
women are liars" but it isn't probable
the women go wild over his taste in
MhiskeTs.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

If the doctors are to command our
ships, why not let the magazine writer's
build them? While we are reforming.
let's reform.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

is no law compelling a man to tip a
waiter 'Unwriten laws are not as
fashionable in France as they are in this
land, II that decision IS sound.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
The Heiress.

Il tell you she's down and out. She
took the count"
What Of it?"
Before the panic she wouldn't look at
anything less than a duke"
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

ohio Republicans will get together,
says the Cleveland Leader With some
thing of a bang, too.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

The girl proposed,
Her luck was bad:
The chap referred her
To his dad.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

The mantle of Moses has fallen on
Hoke Smith" says an admiring contem-
pOraTy. You don't say so! It must have
given him an awful jolt,
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
Ancient Journalism.

This scroll displays the word 'Cheops'
in letters six inches long. Wonder what
Ii is?"
That's easy. It's a yellow news
papyrus. CheOps had evidently been
caught doing something foolish
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

Senator Tulman says Mr Hobson is
'lurid,' but Mr. Hobson doesn't appear
to see many more japanese spooks than
Mr. Justice Harlan sees
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

OF the eighty-nine Senators sworn in
and serving. twenty-five. or nearly one
fourth. have of1Ciated as governors Of
their States. Ten Of the twenty-five are
Republicans and twelve Democrats. The
Senatorial delegations from Arkansas.
Louisiana, Tennessee, and Vermont have
been the chief executives OF their respect
i've States. Twelve are from the Southern
States. and comprise nearly one-half of
the South's representation in the Senate.
Four are from the East, four from the
Middle West. and two from the Western
States
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12
In His Temper,

There goes Fluffy Rufies"
Her clothes cost something"
Yes; ! guess Fluffy rufiies her hus-
band quite a bit when the bills come in"
The Washington herald., 1908-01-12

Those Kentucky night riders have crude
notions concerning the fit and proper way
in which to convert tobacco into smoke
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
Regretted the Single Life.

Deplorlng his life of single blessed-
ness, James Woolery, a pioneer pack
er, who died at the county almshouse
last week a public charge. left in
structions to have an epitaph placed
on his tombstone that will be re-
minder to those who read to marry
says a Lewiston item.
Mr.. Woolery was a bachelor 81
years old at the time Of his death. He
had never known the joys of home
life. and this had preyed upon him oil
late years, especially because he never
amassed a sufficient. competence TO
protect him in old age. He wrote out
the following verse and left 1t with an
attendant, requesting that 1t be In
scribed on his monument:
A bachelor lies beneath this sod,
Who dlsobeyed the law of God;
Advice to others which 1 give:
Don't live a bachelor as ! did live.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
Given Up 20 Die.

B. Spiegel. 1904 N. Virginia street,
Evansville Ind, writes: "For over
five years 1 was troubled with kid
ney and bladder affections which
caused be much. pain and worry. I
lost flesh and was all run down, and
year ago had to abandon work en-
tireIy. l had three of the best ply
sicians who did me no good and was
practically given up to die. Foleys
Kidney Cure was recommended and
the first bottle gave me great relief,
and after taking the second bottle /
was entirely cured" Why not let 1t
help you Pendleton Drug Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
M DedIcote Baker Cathedral.

one OF the most important events
of the year in Baker City will be the
dedication of the new st. Francis de
Sales Cathedral in the city on Thurs
day, April ., says the Baker City
Democrat.
Rt. Rev. c. j. O'Reilly, d. D., bish-
op of Baker City, has announced the
event to the clergy throughout the
northwest, and many dlgnitaries OF
the church will take part in the cere-
monies. At 1920 in the morning
Bishop O'Reilly will celebrate the
pontiflcal mass, at which Most Rev.
Archbishop Christie OF Portland, Will
preach the sermon.
In the evening Rt. Rev. John p,
Carroll, bishop of Helena, Mont, VIII
preach.
All the bishops of the province and
many priests will be present. Dele
cations from Portland, Pendleton'
La Grande and other places Will at
tend.
Music for the occasion Is In prepar-
alton and will be the finest ever heard
in Baker City.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
TRADE WITH TERRITORIES.
Exports From United States Aggregate
S7O.OO0,O00 and Imports Reach
500 600 900

The trade of the United States with
Porto Rico, Alaska, the Hawaiian
Islands, the Philippine Islands, the
Midway Islands, Guam and Tutuila'
known as noncontiguous territories,
in 1907 aggregated $147,0O0,OOO. The
exports from the United States aggre-
gated 5000, 900 in value, and the
imports from those territories were OF
the value of ssO,OOO,OOO, including
$4,000. 600 in gold from Alaska. The
exports Included $11.000,000 worth
sent to the Philippine Islands, $16,-
600. 900 worth to the Hawaiian
Islands. $17.5OO,OOO to Alaska, and
S25. 900, 900 to Porto Rico. OF the
SIS, 900, 900 worth of merchandise re-
ceived from those territories $1,000
900 worth was from Alaska, $4,000
600 worth from the Philippines, s2S'-
goo. 900 from Porto Rico, and $S2,-
600, 900 from Hawaii.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
Good for Everybody.

Mr.. Norman r. Coulter, a promi-
nent architect, in the Delbert Build
ing San Francisco. says: 81 fully en-
dorse all that has been said of Elec-
trio Bitters as tonic medicine. II
is good for everybody. 1t corrects
stomach. liver and kidney disorders
in a prompt and efficient manner and
builds up the system" Electric Bit
ters is the best spring medicine ever
sold over a druggists counter; as a
blood purifier it is unequaled. bOc
at Tallman & Co.'S drug store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
AMONG THE EXCHANGES
OF THE
INL AND E IA PIRE

$40 is now worth $40 and the $40 is
selling at $50, and both are hard to
procure at those prices. 1t is said that
the mint has ceased to turn out the
money by order from headquarters
A little Of the money reached this city
but all was held here by those who
suspected that it would have more
than nominal commercial value In
time-Yakima Republic.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
millions of salmon in washington.

Seattle, March Silt is estimated
that between 65,OOO,OOO and 10000
600 salmon eggs have been taken and
nurtured by the various fish hatcher
les of the state of Washington during
the fiscal year ending today. OF the
different species of salmon cultivated
the silver, spring and chinook varie-
ties largely predominate. although
several millions of humpbacks, steel
heads and dog salmon have been
hatched and turned loose. Over g.
10000 trout eggs have also been
taken. The salmon catch in Wash
ington this year will be small, but a
great pack is expected next year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
New Coins Worth Double.

North Yakima coin collectors who
have been trying to procure samples
of the latest issue $40 gold pieces are
doomed to disappointment. The
money. in which an Irish girl is made
to represent an indian, and an old
rooster take the place of the national
bird. is no longer being coined. Let
ters sent from North Yakima by the
Trust company asking for a number
of the coins. not to exceed so, have
been answered to the effect that the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
pullmnn,s Inst Saloon Gone.

The corner saloon, the last saloon
in Pullman, closed its doors last night
with great eclat. All evening the wor-
shippers of Bachus stood before the
shrine and paid their respects to the
god of wine. and with great regret
tore themselves away when the fataf
hour arrived. There were rumors OF
grand celebration during the last
hours Of the day but very little DIS
turbance was made.-Pullman Tri-
bune.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
Fell From 5O.Foot Preclplce.

Frank Moore, of Haystack, If his
condition continues to improve, VIII
be able to tell a remarkable story
OF thrilling experience. He accident
" fell from a 5O-foot precipice and
landed on a solid bed Of rock. The
little fellows legs and one arm were
broken and the skull fractured. From
all reports the boy is likely to recover
but 1t is believed one side Will be
paralyzed.-Monument Enterprise.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
No false pretense has marked tn

No false pretense has marked the
career OF Ely's Cream Balm. Beng
entirely harmless 1t is not responsible
like the catarrh snuffs and powders
for minds shattered by cocaine. The
great virtue of Ely's Cream Balm is
that It speedily and completely over
comes nasal catarrh and hay fever
Back of this statement is the testi-
many of thousands and a reputation
of many years success. All druggists
so cents. or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc
Warren Street, New York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

SUBSCRIBERS TO MAGAZINES, IF
you want to subscribe to magazines
or newspapers in the United States or
Europe, remit by postal note. check
or send to the EAST OREGONIAN
the net publishers price of the publ
cation you desire, and we will have lt
sent you and assume all the risk of
the money being lost In the mails. II
will save vou both trouble and risk.
deduct 10 ner cent from the nuhIiah-
er's price. Address EAST OREGON
IAN PUB. CO., PendletOn, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

Kodol is a scientific preparation OF
vegetable acids with natural digeS-
tants and contains the same juices
found in healthy stomach. Each
dose will digest more than 5000 grains
OF good food. Sold by Tallman & Co
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
FoE SALE.

FOR SALE-HoMESTEAD RELIN-
quishment of 100 acres. About 10
acres in hay and in cultivation,
House, barn and running water. Price
$400. G. w. Amundson, Sumpter,
Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
This Is Worth Remembering.

Whenever you have a cough or cold
just remember that Foley's Honey
and Tar will cure 1t. Do not risk
your health by taking any but the
genuine. 1t is in a yellow package.
Pendleton Drug Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
Want Advertisements


The classified advertising q
. columns afford the greatest .
. market for used articles. You q
can obtain cash for anything of Z
value.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

Economizing in taxation at the ex-
pense Of the lives OF children is a
criminal form of economy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
Notice tO Public.

Having disposed Of my Implement
store in this city, all parties knowing
themselves indebted to me please
call and settle their accounts.
FRED WEBER.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

FOR sALE-HoUSE s ROOMS; Z
lots and chicken house; part in
fruit; two blocks from school, Price
$4,000; one-half down, the other good
terms. Call or write "W," this office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
HELP WANTED.

AGENTS WANTED-16x20 CRAYON
portraits, 40 cents, frames 10 cents
and up, sheet pictures one cent each.
You can make 400 per cent profit, Or
$50 per week. Catalogue and samples
free. Frank W.. Williams Company,
12OS w. Taylor St, Chicago. III.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

DIR. NJ, S. KERN, DENTAL SUR
geon. Office, room is, Judd build
ing. Phone red 1901.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
MISCELLANEOUS.

CHINA NOODLE RESTAURANT,
Ung D. Goey, proprietor. Drop in
of an evening and get hot bowl of
noodles. Alta street, back OF Tall
mans.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

Or, LYNN x, PLAREstEE, CHrv-
mic and nervous diseases. and dis
eases Of women. Judd building, cor
ner Main and Court streets. Office
phone, main 70. X-Ray and Electro
Therapeutics.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

WANTED-CLASsIFIED ADS, SUCH
as help wanted; rooms or houses
for rent; secondhand goods for sale |;
In fact, any want YOU want to get
filled, the East Oregonian wants your
want ad. Rates: Three lines one
time, 20 cents; two times, 80 cents;
six times, 70 cents. Five lines one
time, 80 cents; two times, 45 cents;
six times, s1.15. Count six words
to the line. Send your classified ads
to the office or mail to the East Ore
gonian, enclosing silver or stamps to
cover the amount.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
OSTEOPATHS.
DENTISTS.

RALPH C. SwINBURNE, DENTIST.
Room II Judd Building. Phone
black 1881.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

FOR SALE-A FEW CHOICE
Berkshire pigs. from Americas
best strains; $40 to SIS each. S. d. L.
Ross, Echo, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

FOR RENT-TWO, THREE OR
four-room suits for housekeeping.
Address 301 S. Main street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

WANTED - MEN, WOMEN AND
families to take advantage of our
fine premium offers, given to old OF
new subscribers to the Daily. Weekly
and Semi Weekly East Oregonian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
FOR RENT.

MAPS CITY OF PENDLETON AT
East Oregonian office. Prize 26c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

DIR. ]. G. M. LUTTENBERGER,
Physician and Surgeon; formerly Of
st. Louis. Rooms 16 and II Schmidt
Bldg; phone main 1870; Res. Main 81.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

NOTICE-CALL ON ]. c. SPOONE-
more, III E. Alta street, for nicely
furnished housekeeping rooms, close
in.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
SECONDHAND DEALERS.

v. STRoBLE, DEALER IN SECOND
hand goods. II there is anything
you need In new and secondhand
furniture, stoves, graniteware and
crockery. call and get his price. No
212 Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

If YOU'RE IN SUSPENSE
and undecided as to where to send
your vehicle for repair, allow US to
suggest that this shop offers induce
ments for good work promptly done.
and that little money settles the bill
for. Carriage repairing. Get your
buggy painted for spring. We have
an expert painter who will do good
work reasonably Old rigs made as
good as new.
See us for Gasoline Engines, Hacks
Winona Wagons and Buggles.
NEAGLE BROS.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

DR.. LLOYD D. IDLEMAN, DENTIST,
Sundays and holidays by appoint
ment. Schmidt building. Pendleton,
Ore, Phone Main 523. Office hours
a. m. to 8 p. m.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

DIR. r. e. RINGo, PHYSICIAN AND
Surgeon. Rooms and Schmidt
building. Phone. office main 62Si
residence main 23.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
VETERINARY SURGEONS.
LIVERY AND FEED STABLES.

CITY LIVER STABLE, THOMPSON
street. Carney & Kennedy. Props,
Livery, feed and sale stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line In conec-
ton. Phone main 701.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31
PHYSICIANS.

DRs. SMITH & TEMPLE, OFFICE
Smith-C Crawford building. opposite
postoffice. Telephones: Office, Main
80; DR.. Smiths residence, Main 169;
DR.. Temples residence, black 2792.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-03-31

DIR. T. NJ. HENDERSON, PHYsI-
clan and Surgeon. Office In Saw
ings Bank building, room 1. Office
phone, main 1411; residence. main
1861.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-11
DERBY.

Especial Journalist ourier News Servicc.l
The third round in the pool tour
nament between the st. Augustine I.
A, and B. society Of Seymour and the
St Aloysius 7. A. and B. society of
this city was played in the rooms of
the latter society on Main street last
evening. The games were the most
interesting played SO far in the tour
nament and were watched with inter-
est by over one hundred and fifty rep
resentatives of both societies. The
teams broke even. The following is
the outcome of the meet:
Degnan, D., %: Wroblewski, s., So
O'Connor, D., so; Sisoght, s., 80.
Fitzsimmons, d., so, McEnerney
s., 81.
Mccarthy, D., 46; O'Brien, s., so.
The last game was nip and tuck
from start to finish. O'Brien of the
visiting team showing up in fine
form. The next round will be played
in Seymour on Thursday evening Of
this week.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-11
WESTVILLE SCHOOLS
Also to be Inspected and Sug-
gestions Made as to
Their Safety.
BOROUGH BOARD MEETING
Methodist Church Asks Damages for
Bell Cracked During Recent
Storm.

The Nestville borough board met
last night in the schoolhouse and
elected Robert Grant secretary pro
tenn and much business of the borough
was brought up. The petition of
the Methodist church for claim on
the bell they say was cracked by a
fireman during the Gorham fire came
Up. William Alcorn and George
Griswold were chosen a committee of
two to confer with the committee
from the church.
The report of Officer Whildey on
the beats of the three policemen was
read and approved.
William Acorn presented the mat
ter of fire inspection for the schools
saying that the inspector of the
schools would arrive soon. Robert
Grant and Michael Towers were
appointed a committee of two to re-
ceive suggestions from the inspec-
tor regarding the schools.
A motion was made and carried
that the committee on supplies in
stall a electric light on John street
and a gas light at the park en-
trance opposite the Greist property
1t was also voted that algebra be
taught in the last grade of the school
and Superintendent Smith was in
structed to buy books for that sub
ject.