Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-03-20
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mer Wayback How much did he
strike you for? Somerville Journal
you don't agree then that seeing
is believingg NET much! see
some people every day that / never
could believe - Philadelphia Press
Friend-T suppose The baby is fond
/ Of YONG Papa Fond of me? Why. he
sleeps all day when I'm not at home
and stays up all night just to enjoy my
society Town and Country
John. do you love me?" Yes
DO YOU adore meg" Il s'pose" "WiH
! you always love neg'' "Ye-look here,
woman what have you gone and or
dered sent home now r. Louisville
| Courier-Journal.
| Flnnegan- These scales is no good
fur me ut all, at ALL They only weigh
the heft of 200 pounds. an weigh
| near to go Flanagan man
alive, can't We git ON thin twice.
Philadelphia Ledger
Don't You think that some men
make a mistake Ina adopting politics as
a careerT Yes, but il isn't as seri-
Gus as the mistake that politics makes
IN adopting some men as its represent
atiyes. ~ Washington Star.
| You paid that nam Il great compli-
ment when you elected him to office"
Yes answered Farmer Corntossel.
1 an the compliment sort o. started a
habit. He has expected everything
complimentary ever since Washing
! ton Star
wilkins Rlinks says he does not
know you at all Biikins--rm not sur
prised. lie never sees me, you know.
Wilkins-But thought You were mem
bers of the same church, Bllklns- =
Yes, but invariably take up the col
| lectons.
Mr.. Green No. my dear: | viii not
tell You what I'm going to give you
for your birthday. Why can't you
womrn be content TO wait and enjoy
being surprlsed2 Mrs. Green-oh, tell
me now! IL you keep your word I'll
be surprised enough.
''If sou marry Grace" exclaimed an
irate father to his son, "T'll cut sou of
without n penny, and you won't have
SO much as Il piece OF pork TO boil In
the pot" Well" said the young man,
Grace before meat" And he lmme-
dlately went In search of minister
His Fiancee- Oh, yes, It's lovely be-
ing engaged TO you. Jack. But / do
wish you were rich man. dear. He
How rich, darling7 Ills Flancee
oh. rich enough for me to be able TO
snub the people eietest aud still have
them call me amiuhle. London Opln-
ion.
And now, Uncle Ezra" she said
just before the guests had begun TO
arrive please remember not TO eat
your pie with your knife" ''All right,
Lizzie. but l wish you'd tell that young
woman that waits ON the table to give
me an extry spoou" Chicago Record
Herald.
First Stranger Excuse me. but that
Is my umbrella you have. Second
Stranger: don't doubt 1T. Just wait
till | cali policeman First Stranger
What for2 Second Stranger Bur
glars broke into my house the other
night and left this umbrella-Ex-
change.
OH Magnate- All, my boy, "A million
aires position is a hard one. Skeptlcal
Friend As to how7 OH Magnate-If
| hoard my wealth. they say I'm
skinaint, and IL | try to give money
away they say | ara trying TO ease my
guilty conscience. Louisville Courier
Journal
wife (angriiy) Well, a,cres no
use in arguing the matter any longer
When 1 set my foot down, that covers
the entire ground. Husband Calmly
Il wouldn't make IL quite that strong,
my dear, but your foot certainly does
cover good deal OF ground TX
change.
Disguised Wife Say, niggah, eber
sence All married yo' yo's dun muffin
cept sit round dc house. Doan yo
eber feel emmy nmbishion7 Lazy Hus-
| band All feels aRbishion wen Abs
| sittin' round hyah. honey, but jes' =
! soon IS All stahtg ter wo'k An gifts dis
| couraged, Judge.
The family were discussing the com
Ing wedding Of the only daughter. "Of
| COURSE" said the bride to- be to her IA
! Their. you win give me away?" I'm
! afraid / have done IL already, my
! dear" he replied. II told George only
this morning that you had a DISPOSE
! ton Just ike your mothers"
The elevated railroad guard resign
cd his position as an usher at the
| church 1T mixed me all up" he said
when l was showing people into the
/ pews Oh Sunday morning I'd tell 'em
TO step lively, and once or twice L
started TO take up a collection In the
! smoking car Chicago Tribune.
On coming home from church on