The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-04-23

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the drawing room, bat hardly the en-
tarsAinment You see, hes dentist.
he lbrutqnely)--l cannot under
stand uhy 70 many foolish women arr
20 fond Of dogs. She tsseeily) Nor
tt 20 man foolish women stick 70
70 cun
She appears 10 have fallen IN love
with him Oh. yes, some time ago.
Bot nov she's suing him for breach Of
promise Counting upon getting dam'
ages for the fall. ehi
--spellin' Is awful funny, amt III
said little Tommy. Now, horse
spells horse Yes, that's right, said
his mother. An II you put another
- on 10 i, ii make. whole loi of
horses
You know the story Of the bare
and the tortoisei Yes. answered the
jocky, but il doesn't point any moral
that | can see. At any respectable
track that rabbit would have been out.
lawed for pulling the race.
Mrs. Van Hopper and Mrs Fol-
lhusbeo do not speak when they meet,
What's the troubled Mrs. Van Hopper
gave a Cinderella dance last week, and
Mn Follansbee wears a No 6 shoe.
--she-l zee where fellow married
girl on his deathbed just so she could
have bis millions when be was gone.
Could you love a girl like thaif He
Sure. ! could love girl like thRts
Where does she liyei
You know, she said frankly, that
am not the heiress people suppose me
10 be. In fact, my face is my fortune.
Excuse me, rejoined the titled Europ
can, reaching for his hat. In that case
am no fortune hunter.
Green Black insulted me last
spring, but goteven with him. Brown
Sol How did you manage itf Green
"A few weeks ago married the widow
who owns the house Black lives in, and
Immediately raised the rent.
Explorer Yes, have decided TO
make my dash in an automobile. Re.
porter-And you think your chances Of
locating the pole are goodi Explorer
--Sure II | &c, within thousand
miles OF il this machine Of mine viii
run into it.
Why do you always announce your
intention Of going to Europe at least
SIX months in advanced Because, an
swered Mr.. Dustin Stax, am largely
Interested in finance. and have to
avoid anything that might in the least
suggest the appearance OF haste.
-Her-Mr. Diffy, do you think leap
year justihes girl in popping the
question to young mani Him. beg
pardon, Miss Quick, but that's lead
ing question. Her latter pause
Sail il doesn't seem to lead You any
where, does II, Mr.. Dihy'
--Inquiring friend--so your last
play was failure. Well, il won't make
mach difference TO you, | presume.
You have something laid by for rainy
Day, haven't you'll Gifted Tragedian
Yes, but I'm not prepared TO meet
continuous frost.
--Gramercy II their rich uncle has
acquired mania Tor fast motor ears
aud flying machines, why don't they
try 10 have him placed under restraint
Park They think they'll re, quicker
decision IL they bide their time aud
await developments.
What makes you keep on talking
about war and financial ruin and that
sor, Of thinef asked the peaceful citi-
zen, rs largely the publie's fault,
answered the sensational statesman.
People are getting so blase that you've ,
goi 10 scare 'em IN order 10 &c, EN- in
terested.
lin glad had such nice, quiet ,
vacation last summer. said Iii Ira ,
gerdy. las really made me quite an
athlete, Just what needed for The ex- ,
acting winter season. Yes, replied
cri,tick, suppose you need 10, Of a
training to be long distance walker.
What do you regard as The most
important thing in favor Of the theory Z
that Mars IL inhAbiiedf The fact. an. 7
severed The popular scientist, that 40 :
article hssamin. tina, side Of the ques.
ton can be made three times 81 read =
able AZ one taking The opposite view. .
Harvey Yoa should have seen h
Hoiayre swell up At ,ha, mind residing n
seAnce the ether night when the blind
folded lady actually told him The num-
Der o. biz automobile. Ben,ile-- Bot
be has no auto. HAryey-of course Il
not. Bat he looked as,oanded and &C. Il
knosledged she was right, i
LAxsnbee What did you say, my
denrf Mrs Iarenhee-l say nov that !
you've 60, your Bsw suit, don't you !. :
think yca'd better come 10 church with !. !.
rae this morningf LAaenbce--l guess 2
rot Il makes sni, Of clothes look q
fercs 10 so 70 sleep in It. u
Bank Cashier Madam, ! have no
doahi ihis cheek is all right, bui you a
viii have 10 bring somebody 10 idenls. v
I, yea. Fair cAllsr--i know il, sir. ! y
have read ali about such things and II
know what your rules arr. | hsve q
brought MY li,sle boy 70 ideaisty ne. n
wArr.ngsoB. tel ths gsE,l.naz who A
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