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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-28

To-day
I'd like to 70 away
And wander where the cow-path leads,
TO whore
The fragrant breezes rare
Are lIl,ing music in the reeds!
] fain
Would wander down The lane
And through the hazel brush once more,
To pauGc
Beside the brook for haws
And watch the ploycr ON the shorel
Now In.
Sow out. through thIck and thin.
Past where the sRucy chipmunks play,
I'd like
TO take boyhood hike
Upon the winding cow-path way!
All. where
The cow-path leads. lis fair.
A world OF wonderland and JOY.
And l.
Beneath the golden sky.
Would trudge again, a country boy.
Along
The creek with babbling song.
i too. would wander glad and free.
WITH all
NY spirits like tho fall
The ruddy red OF ecstasy!
For whore
The cow-path leads It's fair
IT'S iight OF way to Eden land,
There 1
Beneath Il turquoise sky
Am trudging with my barefoot band!
All, trail to Paradise, | know.
The magic valley whore you go
Same at Home.
"A woman entered bar-room and nd-
vanced quietly to her husband who sat
drinking with three other men. She
plaeed a covered dish on the table and
said: "Thinkng you'd be too busy, Jack,
I've fetched II Ia you here" And then
she departed The man laughed awll-
wardly and invited his friends to share
the mead with him Then he removed
the cover from the dish and found il
empty except for a slip of paper on which
was written; - hope you wil enjoy your
supper. II Ii the same your wife and
yonr children have at home"
@ O @
Good Natured Bill.
A. r. Brooks was at lIornville Thurs
day 60 attend the picnic and displayed
some OF his machinery. He connected an
apparatus for running q pump and fur-
nished the crowd with plenty OF nice cold
water This was appreciated by the cele-
hration committee as wel as the visitors
there. for II provided handy place for
an 10 auench their thirst. OF course IL
looked like opposition TO Bin Wilett but
he is so good natured you couldn't tell
whether he was mad or not--IlornvilV
IN. W Budget
@ O q
Old Fashioned Pig.
See the old fashioned creased pig In
Cornell Aug. 2y.-Cornell (okla) journal
Rur,,,MAaa.vvu
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-28
Peculiar Proceeding.

Mr.. Shaw thought this Il peculiar
proceeding, as shown by his speech be-
fore the National Electric Light asso.
citation, May 23, 1905, when LIE said; II
have no hesltancy in saying that this
is the only lirst.class country in the
world where permission cOuld have
been obtained from the executive de
partment of the government Any
where else such II request would have
been answered, Go consult your law
YER"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-28

went to Nova Scotia to buy stock for
the store and by his shrewdness aud
keen business sense made handsome
profit for his father and something
for himself With his own profit he
bought n boarding stable in Fall River,
Mass. Three months later though not
yet eighteen, lie sold it for Il profit Of
$1,000.
At nineteen he was driving a deliy-
cry wagon for the Worcester branch
of a wholesale beef and provision
house. At twenty-one he was a mem.
Der of the firm Of Lilley, Swift & Co.,
conducting a packing business ut Wa
terbury, where 1t has prospered for
twenty-eight years.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-28

Eben w. Martin, Republican nominee
for governor Of South Dakota, is res
ident of Deadwood and has served
three terms in congress as congress
man at large. lie is a natlye Of MnQuo.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-28
| VISITS With
~ NGZEHY
BY the way.

Andrew Carnegie once said that
wealth is a burden An how lightly
| have tripped through lifei
Il & y
HThe optimlst Is the man who Joy
ously plans to so fishing and takes
no thought of the chiggoes. The
pessimist is he who will not go FISH
ing at all because OF the woodticks,
and growls because he can't go and
escape being bitten.
Il & n
You may remember we had a
drouth last month--and right In the
worst of It, | transplanted an Ameri-
can ivy.vine just to see II It would
grow under such mfavorable condi-
tions. watered Il for few days,
but the leaves dropped and died and
] gave II up for lost. week later,
/ was agreeably surprised to see the
vine putting out now shoots and
growing new leaves. II is hard to
XIII the native crawlers.
G C G
Oyster Patt.es.
oysters are I'm season." says an
exchange. And this reminds me of
the oyster suppers back yonder,
where the rosk.cheeked maidens of
yesterday waited on 'us fellers" and
permitted a few OF MS TO help wash
the dishes and see them home after.
ward And one night, ! recall
stopped with her under the shade
of the linden tree by her fathers
gate. The moon was harvest disc
OF gold. the sky WAS simmer of
warmth and the ar was filled with
the tang OF night In Fan. Her
eyes were like the stars ald her lips
shamed the rose buds in June There
in the friendly silhouette OF the trees
we drew instinctNely together and
but what's the use? Life Is not
all oyster suppers and star-llt nights
q G. e
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-28

Nathan Straus, wiz hu be,H chosen
to head the Bryan " l.,rn ! usiness
Mems Association O. - United states,
Is brother of Oa,@r Straus, secre-
tary OF comaegcc and labor II. prcSl.
dent Rooseyelts cabinet The two
brothers are both prominent in busl-
ness, politics and philanthropy, but
each has followed his own special lines
Of activity, and they belong TO differ
ent political folds.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-28

Andrew Carnegie once said that
wealth is burden. An, how lightly
| have trlpped through lifei
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-28
Good Natured Bill.

Old Fashioned Pig.
See the old fashioned creased pig In
Cornell Aug. 2g--Cornell (okla,) journal
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29
COUNTRY REAL ESTATE
A WELL KNOWN CATTLE RANCH IN EAs
ERN NEVADA

ONLY 100000. ONLY 500, 600
Now in possession of original owner and Tor
sale Tor the first time. solely on account OF ae-
Ginning age OF owner. who has made a large Ior-
from business; this 6ne ranch is beautifully stu,
ated and contains about 5000 acres OF good lara
and has in addition a splendid outside range
also has an abundant supply of water Tor irri-
eating hay lands; cuts about 1.20O tons OF nay
per year; could be made to cut 2,OOU tons the
or cattle and $50 or 500 head OF well Dred
horses; will sell 500 head Of beef cattle this
fall, the value of which will be deducted from
the purchase price; terms are one-half cash and
balance at per cent interest; this property
viii stand the most rigid inspection
For further particulars apply to
HOME INVESTMENT CO,
1922 Fruitvale av., Fruitvale, Cal
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29
TWO ARTISTIC BUNGALOWS


$500 cash. balance $25 monthly will buy
brand new cottage, rooms and bath; hot aId
cold water; wash basin, porcelain lined sink
and bath tubs; big corner lot, 4Sx107; on
avenue lined with beautiful trees; all this for
81, Then we have cottage of rooms
monthly; this is on an inside lot and is lust as
big bargain the other house; location a
short walk from S. P. Il. r. station at Bur-
Angame; "a trains daily; commute ticket Zoe
trip Just think. It takes now only 2s
minutes to reach beautiful Burlingame; grand
climate; just the place for the children. Don't
wait; go down at once. If you can't raise $500
cash perhaps we will be able to arrange 1t so
that smaller cash payment will do. Take San
Mateo electric ears on Mission ST., get of at
burlingame Station and see LYON & HOAG,
Office opposite, or
es6 Market St, San Francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29

These lots will be sold on easy
terms. 0ne-ffth cash, balance on
monthly payments.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29

30 minutes and l ) cent fare will
take you to any part of the city.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29
CITY REAL ESTATE
LA VISTA DEL MAR TRACT.

LA VISTA DEL MAR TRACT is
situated in the Sunset District, south
OF the Golden Gate Park, block from
the H st. carline.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29

A $4,000 schoolhouse has just been
built and is in session.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29

To reach la VISTA DEL MAR
TRACT. take any ocean beach car and
ask conductor to let you off at Chain
OF Lakes station.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29
A1r nit a rAhMo
PLANTED AND IRRIGATED
$50 a Month.

81 so Down. $50 Month.
We offer 5. 10. 20 and 40 acre farms planted
10 alralfa and cared for by US: proceeds OF
crops credited your contract OF purchase
under irrigation: in Glenn county. miles
from Willows. the county seat easy terms
OF payment. $3.50 an acre down and Sl-oO
an acre per month. Write US, telephone as
or call at the office for circular. giving full
particulars.
ALFALFA FARMS CO..
4O3 Monadnock Bldg San Francisco
Telephone Douglas PISS.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29

FOR SALE-MiscelIaneous
WE want your PIPE BUSINESS and will do
everything within reason to get the same
me pipe market Is demoralzed at this time
and prices are away down.
All our pipe has new threads and combines
and Is dipped In asphalt paint
GEE OUR PRICES BEFORE PLACING
YOUR ORDER
ID. .. WHITE MACHINERY COMPANY INC
Corner 9th and Bryant Sts,
San Francisco. Cal.
ANSWER THIS
Nouio you go 70 bakershop to buy bathtub7
CERTAINLY MOTT
80 wnen you need bathtub, sink wash
trays, boiler, pipe and fitting why NOT come "a
one OF our plumbing supply houses-330 Meal
lister St or at 1864 Post st. Bring your list
and get our prices and see the goods and Won
will be satisfied. Open Sundays at Post 81
store. to T. p E. o'HA1R & co.
CASH REGISTERS The American Hailwood is
so very simple in construction that we can
suit any business at small price and we moi
only advertise cheap registers, but sell them,
Sc the point2 Pacific Coast Cash Register
CO., 1292-94 Market cor Larkin. exclusive
coast agents.
WALL paper. 215c per roll and upward. Good
Building and roofing at greatly reduced prices
Denatured slcohol, 6Sc gallon qsS proof
AER1GAN'ss aA47 Ellis st. Samples mailed,
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29
LACE CURTAINS CLEANED

J. BRIGI.IA a. Co--Lace curtains cleaned: 4oc
pair up. S424 18th Or. Yalencia; tel. Mkt. bee4.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29

FINANCIAL
LOANS NEGOTIATED ON ACTIVE SECURI-
TIES.
We offer for immediate sale:
500 California Pressed Brick (stockl so N
200 California Pressed Brick tstoek) - rs
Union National Bank stock ....... (Bfdl
200 Camerphone ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 2 ~,
100 Oakland Traction (preferred) -... =. (eheapl
1000 Woodside Eureka. .-.-........-... az
And many others at bargain prices
WANTED.
Hoag Rapid Press, Artesian oil. Lookout
Mountain Mining Co., Burlingame T. n ~
Nevada Goldde1d NJ NJ. & S. Co., CaIifornis
Pressed Brick. Greenwater Copper Queen
we handle bargains only. and can save you
sell or borrow -
ROTHsCHILD & COMPANY.
STOCKS, BONDS. LOANS
Bacon Block. Oakland. Cal
Phone Oakland 1916
LOANS NEGOTIATED ON ACTIVE SFfu-pr
TIES.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29
ELECTRICAL TREATMENT

DIX A. b. PIERCE, only>Slicensed ladies' special
lst; our treatment is pleasant safe and sure
even more dangerous operations. We have the
largest practice because we give the most satis-
factory results at the most reasonable rates.
Sundays l to 8. - -
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29

Beginning Sunday, August 80, we
Will sell from block 111-bounded By
and ] sts., 39th and 4Oth avs.
For any information regarding this
tract see
HEALY & GILLESPIE,
PA Church st.-near Market.
Agents viii meet you on the ground
Sunday.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29
PROPERTY TO EXCHANGE

u loo r. cottage, mr. s. Bruno cars: VIII
uaae ZOE count9 hppe. Box aeQ2a CALI :.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29

OCEAN SHORE R. R. BONDS.
/ Undersell All Others.
Twenty 81 900 bonds for sale. price of a.ch
bond only 500; bonds shipped to anv hsnE
desired Address +. o. box 754 San lose Sssi
ASSIST persons desiring to launch new enfe-
prises or. TO reorganfze going concerns. n vn,
have proposition which you wish To ansrs,sc
If you want business literature nrenerel5'
communicate with me In person or bv iarte-'
f. A. GIRvlN, 65I-659 Pacific bldg s r
MARKET STREET BANK.
I will pay the highest price for the books or
bonds KENNEDY. 720 Pacific building -
MARKET St Bank books and bonds Califo-,5-
Safe Deposit accounts bought: Ocean Shore
bonds .. T. BESECKER. PAS Pacifc bIde
ADVICE TO those desiring it; Investments love
affairs. talismanic magic. soc. OecuIf -
and Science. box 342. Richmond city
ABBOTT will sell $1,000 Ocean Shore railroad :
per cent bond for $3.50. 311 Bush St
CALL BRANCH OFFICE, 1851 FILLMORE A. 1e.-
Sodts -
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29
REDWOOD CITY REAI. rsTATE

VILLA tract. 40 #. frontage, $500 up; 10 per
cent down, $40 per month; no interest; no
taxes; maeadamized streets. curbs, water and
sewer free to purchaser; warm climate: ex-
cellent railroad and educational facilities
Q. R. WILCOX & CO.. s8T Golden Gate av.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29

WHITE PALACE HOTEL,
SPECIAL NOTICE.
100 NEW SINGLE ROOMS, INCLUDING
BATHS; SUN AND ELECTRIC LIGHT IN
EVERY ROOM
$l.50 PER WEEK: CALL AND SEE THEM
60 SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES
FREE OF CHARGE To GUESTS.
500 splendidly furnished rooms, 35c, soc and
loc per day; free bath with every room;
largest hotel office and club-ooms Oh Pacific
coast; facing Van Ness ay.; baggage check ed
ana stored free of charge; highest grade OF
white help employed.
WHITE PALACE H0TEL-NEyER CLOSED
lltn and Market sts., San Francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29
ROSS VALLEY REAL ESTATE
RurLpINGs NO LEASE.


BRICK building. T0xS5. with concrete door.
water tanks on tank steam boilers engine
deep well: stable with u stalls: frame wagon
shed; rent very reasonable Inquire WUN-
DER BREWING CO.
TO Iease-Loft 4Jx127. $125; basement. 60xSO.
$50: store, ground floor 2Ox65, $50; loft, 45x
80, $50. will subdivlde SO upward Phone
4306. O. p. DOWNING & CO.. - Main st.
The San Francisco call., 1908-08-29

no lease-$250 year; ranch of 20 acres / mile
from popular village; suitable for dairy and
summer resort; splendid pasture and truck
land; beautifully wooded; river and railroad
run through; stock for sale. Address box $40.
Call office - -
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
! NEWS OF THE RIVERS !:
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

The river marked 4S.4 feet on the
Cairo gauge last evening showing a
fall OF or nc foot In "a hours.
The Herman Paepcke came up yes
to-day with Two barges Of logs for
the Chicago min
The Dies Fowler was out from
Padlicah with good trip of passen-
gers and freight She win be the
paducah packet today
The Peters Lee left Memphis yes.
tarday at noon for Cairo and St
Louis. she had 3,io0 sacks cotton
seed for Memphis.
The Georgia Lee was to leave Mem
pills last evening for Cairo and Gin
clnnati
The q. 5. snag boats II. G. Wright
and John N. Maeomb are at st. Louis,
waiting for lower water.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
OLD INTERPRETER DIES
Alexander Rencounter, Famous West.
err Character, Played Prcmi-
nent Part in indian Affairs.

Lower Efrle. S. D., April 17.-Alex.
ander Reneuunter. famous Indian in.
farHreter anal guide. is dead. He
acted as guido and Interpreter for
Father Desaef ON that missionary's
second visit to the Sioux Indians. In
sG6 he accompanied Generals Sher-
man and Sally on trip M the river,
when they located the site of agencies
and forts from Yank;on to Fort Ben
ton
He was official interpreter of the
Sioux nation at the discussion of the
treaty which ceded the Black Hin
strip to the government and opened
4 way 10 the gold country.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18

Northwestern Theatrical Managers
association today elected c. A. Mar
shall. OF Duluth president: secretary
treasurer 1. L Haber. of Fond IN,
Lac. Wis. Executive board. John
Cuddihy, Of Calumet. Mich: John
Williams. CT Oshkosh. Wis: O. P.
Burlingane. oi Winona. MINI. John
Arthur Of Green Bay. Wis: c. d.
Noon, OF Eat Claire.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
MEMORIAL SERVICES IN
HONOR OF STEVENS.

Toxic, Aprfi Memorial service
was held this morning Saturday in
the American Episcopal cathedral in
honor of the late Durham White
Stevens American diplomat aud adj
user to the Korean council of state.
recently assassinated at San Fran
cisco by the Korean sealo. The ser
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
The WEATHER
Yesterdays Cairo Temperature.
General Conditions.

The day was fairly fair till evening
when rain began 10 fall and continued
at intervals into the night. The pre-
cipitation for the "a hours ending last
evening was not measurable. The
government bulletin reported rain
from is points. none in the upper Ohio
valley Extremes of temperature We're
81 at New Orleans and y at Scran-
ton.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
Yesterdays River Forecasts.

The Ohio. Of Evansville will rise
slightly during the next "a hours,
then fall again. At Mt Vernon, will
Use slightly tonight and Saturday.
AT Paducsh and Cairo. will continue
t, fall fer several DAYS
The Tennessee. at Florence. viii
rise slightly tonight and Saturday. At
Riyerton, not much change during
the next IS hours At Johnsonyille
will continue falling SO to As hours.
The Mississippi from below st.
Louis to Cairo. will continue to fan
during the next As hours.
The Wabash, at Mt Carmel will
continue failing.
W. f. BARRON.
Temporarily in Charge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18

the auspices OF the Ministerial assn.
clation he i, booked for political
speech tonight From this city MIR.
Bryan plans TO make a quick circuit
through northern New York. speaking
IN Syracu5c, Ciens Falls Albany and
Malone
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18

Italian Missionary in Tripol and per
secution by the Ottoman authorities
ians, are causing considerable irrita-
tion. A protest against these actions
has been lodged with the Italian gov
erpmnt
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18

Toilette, OF Wisconsin who has been
confined to his room for two weeks
by illness is much improved. and
expects to- b. IN attendance UPON the
regular sessions of the senate Ia a
few days
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
BRYAN lN NEW YORK STATE.

Roch, stor \ y, April l7-William
2. EFvase esrig,d in Rochester this
tp iird full days program
prepared for him. IN aditien 10 deliv-
e'ng an bGdress on Religion under
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18

vice was attended by the entire din
lcmatic corps and prominent resi-
dents of Toxic and Yokohama.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
Washington Forecast.

Washington. April ILLINOIS
Showers and warmer Saturday; Sun
day fair: light to fresh winds becom.
ing variable. IN
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
Sun and Moon.

Sun will rise today .......5:17 a m
Sun will set today ...... .6:42 p IN
Moon will rise tonight 800 u nj
Mote: The foregoing sun and
moon record IL foI Illinois and approx.
mates the record at Cairo within a
few minutes.l
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18

Advertising In The Bulletin is profit
able to the advertiser because it has
the highest class circulation.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
Forecasts For Today.

Cairo and vicinity: Showers;
rising temperature.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
LAFoLLETrE IMPROVED.

Washington, April 17.-senator La
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18
TROUBLE IN TROLL.

Rome. April 1.-THE murder Ct Ia
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18

\N/ E want TO prove to you that there is
" distinct advantage in appareling your
boy at headquarters" Prices, already famous
for lowness, are lower than ever; qualities, al
ready renowned are higher than ever, Take
for example our
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18

Eau Claire Wis, April 1.-THE
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18

THEATRICAL MANAGERS
LEAGUE ELECT OFFICERS.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-18

EASTER SHIRT
SPECIAL

$50 off the price OF
swell $50 S h irts
here To- day.
Shirts under our
own label; a 81 30
shirt we will sell
for 95c. The pat
terms are hand
so m e fl CUR 9 s,
stripes and plaids
on light and dark
gro un d S, In
din & IN a n y
novelties in WOW
en- and printed
Ma dras. & o q t
styles, cuff at
t a C h g d, 8 / D 0
shirts at
NJ
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-04-20
Special Bunch of Windy City
Fans to See Game
Here.
BY SAM MURPHY.

Manager Stallings is busy today pre-
pairing for the opening day ceremonies
next Wednesday at Wiednmayer's
Park, when the Buffalo team will be
the attraction at the park. IT'S the
Blsons against the Tigers" said Man
ager Stallings today. There will be a
big delegation from Buffalo, where 1
gave them a couple of pennants not so
long ago, either. President Potter, Of
the Buffalo baseball club and its for
mer president, Jacob J. Stein, will be
in the crowd. One of the best fans l
ever met will be here. His name is
Fred Brennison, and he is a large com
mission merchant, of Buffalo. 1t will
be a great crowd of Buffalo fans that
u Tiger followers will have to meet
and Tiger Stallings went down to the
park to get his men at work.
The usual parade will TAX place
Wednesday at noon, and If plans do
not fail the players of both teams will
cover the line of march i'll autos. with
a band at their head.
1t was the Giants all the way yester-
day, and Mike Donlin wa quite the
whole show. McGraw did not put in
his regular team, but there was enough
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-04-20

mean and the one l mean knows that
l mean him, so the other two are off
their feed wires. Oh, to be sure l saw
the Giants and the Tigers. Didn't you
heal Louis call me by name and point
to the grandstand. Why, I was out in
great shape. I carried Mike Donlin's
bat and when he got inside he dumped
me into the grandstand and, say, you
feel so different there. don't you'll!
You can't shout as loud there as you
can if you are down around the water
key. But there is one thing, the cops
don't bother you in the big noise place.
Say. l thought all the places We're
closed in this city. You know what L
mean.
Well, l sat next 10 a fellow yester-
day and I could tell he wasn't a pro-
hibitionist without looking at him. You
know how sometimes you get an idea
coming to you and you can't fight 1t
off.
Well, that is the way this was. This
fellow was dressed in a nobby suit. 1t
was just like one / saw In q sacrifice
sale marked down from $3.50 to $3.50.
He knew Donlin and he called McGraw
Johnnie and he aid hello to Spike
Shannon, and said he knew Shannon
when he couldn't play ball. When the
umpire made his appearance this chap
aid Say, are you going to call this
game or what are you going to do?" and
her some one on the other side of him
said "Shut up" and then there was fun.
Oh. l would bet a million if 1 had it
some place was opened yesterday.
Say, wait until I tell you this one. It's
old, but 1t is like wine still sweet. The
head guy in the Office sent me out next
door on Broad street for a tool for the
carpenter. and he told me to get a
crank. I went into the ten-dollar-a-
week guy behind the counter and said:
"Have you got a crank here?" and he
said, mo. you gilly. the boss is out"
Now, what do you think of that? No.
I am not going to tell the boss about it
this time.
I am sorry we lost yesterday, but
hand me this one. 1t wasn't any fault
Of his that Muggsy walked away with
half the gate receipts and the game,
too.