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latonia Races.

CINCINNATI OHIO. Oct. 2s.-ker'
cheval. the favorite, easily won the
handicap at a mile and fdriong al
Latonia today. Old Honesty easily
took the place from Lady Raldura'
Three favorites. one second choice
and two outsiders won.
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LOST.

LOST BETWEEN CHESTNUT
avenue and Washington avenue, on
Twenty-fifth street. rubber tire on
buggy. Finder will please leave
at w. r. CHAPLIN & cos OFFICE.
200 Washington avenue. 1t.
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HOW ABOUT THOSE OLD BILLS?
WE can collect them. Guarantee to
collect or no charge. GEO {.
BLAND, Room !. Coleman Bldg.
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LOTS FOR SALE OR LEASE IN ALL
parts Of the city. Call and get
prices. OLD DOMINION LAND
CO., Hotel Warwick Building.
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HENDRICKS CORNER HARDWARE
STORE for roof paints and roof
cement. Bell phone ZIG. S-S-d.
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FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-GO0D WORK HORSE
Apply MRS. c. II. SCOFlELD. smell
Road, near Riverview. lO-29-6t.
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QUICK AS AFLASH, NEAT AS A
PIN. everything good to eat. That's
us! belmont LUNCH ROOM
next to Schmelz Bros. Bank.
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NOTICE.

NOTICE.
Newport News. Va. Oct, 18th. 1903.
The annual meeting Of the
stockholders Of the Old 10
minion Land Company. for the cleo.
ton Of a President AID Board OF
Directors. consisting Of said "res'-
dent and Eve other persons. and Tor
the transaction Of such other business
as NAV properly ccme before the
meeting. viii BE- held at the once OF
the Company. Hotel warwick sui'd'
ing. Newport News. Va on TUESDAY.
November 18th. 1aeS. at IL O'Clock
noon.
CALVIN II. CIRCUIT.
President.
Charles Rabbidee. cccrctary.
ls--std
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Or. n. d. ADAlR
VstesjassyS Surgeon
Onioe Caffee's Livery Stable.
Bed PkO0os, No. 1.

9& !!: \ $50
EsEs.S::ss!ES-%.sL=s
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FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-TWO DESIRABLE OF
fees in Schmelz Building. Light.
heat and janitor service supplied.
Apply SCHMELZ BROTHERS,
Bankers. 81
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BRYAN IS WELCOMED
IN NEW YORk'S CAPITOL

CONTINUED from First Page.)
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Where 6UIIeto Flew.
David Parker, Of Fayetfe. N. T., .
veteran Of the civil war. who lost a
foot at Gettysburg, says: The good
Electric Bitters have done Is worth
more than Ave hundred dollars to me.
I spen, much money doctoring for q
bad case Of stomach trouble. TO little
purpose. I then tried Electric Bftters.
and they cured me. I now take them
IS a tonic, md they keep me strong
and we'll" SOC. at all druggists.
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STOVES AND STOVE REPAIRS
cheap at HERMAN'S. Black Ravin
Stove Blackiene. 5lb can. 45c. $500
Huntington avenue. S26-tL
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Something new for the home gives
family life a new iuterest-and the
Store ads. are. therefore. Of interest
to home folks
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Children campaiQn.

NEW YORK. Oct 2S.--Refurns
from the frst national campaign ever
waged bv the citizens ri the Geo'se
Junior Republic 10 California. Msfy'
land. New York and Connecticut were
received In this city today at thr hesi j.
quarters OF the adult organization that
il spreading this movement; FOR r.
claiming incorrigibie boys and girls
throughout The country. IN the miaia.
ture republics al san Fernando. An
napolis Junction. Freev.lie and Itch
neId where the four original states OF
the new juvenile nation have just
been organized. several hundred "citi
,eus-. less than eighteen. have work
cd out for themselves their own par
tiles. platforms. candidates and cam
paIsn plans just a. independently and
perhaps more vigorously than 'hei'
elders IN the larger republic. In all
this electioueering womans rights
have been upheld by the girls OF thess
unique communities. who proved to b
among the lest spcilbiudcrs. poli'i
clans and voters Of ali the ycuns
strusslcrs for better taings
Full ticket. for president, vice
president district attorney. pena
Authorities and secretaries Of stat'
and treasury were put In tho field b,
the Youngsters who. according Ia The
G~orre idea. were left entirely 70
their swn initiative and VIII have u
abide by the consequences. ~ the IN
oo~.jp- admins, ration OF boys and
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09

events nr.uf nr.I contested. aud some
glUl I.m h.Ine mudn considering
iNW 'hD D.uH ha. uH web known a.nIr.
ID amou. iI momH.I
Tho events auI th. winners follow
IunfHrd dash . Clement Vs. IIu0.
plI NJ Dorna Time, % snc
Uirh Jump @ Uor 81. Corrcl. w.
uoopai Height % ftg1 -2iu.
iio-yurd run Clement a. Asam.
Noo ZEN Time. GO2-5 sec.
shot put-W Hoopai. @ Holt y. Gle
mont Distance o., &C. II I'm.
Pole yault-W Uoopai. q. Holt. u.
Kaiohu Height r. in
22O-yard dash Clement. NJ. Cor
rea, a. Asam Time. 20 2-5 sec.
12O-yard hurdlos-W Hoopai, G..
Holt j. Clement Time rs Pcs sec.
Broad jump Corca, w. Hoopai.
c. Holt Distance, 10 It. 10 i'm.
Half mile relay raco-Not Yet team
consisting of w IIoopai G.. Holt. Nee
En- A. Asam won. Time, lac 2-5.
The officials were as follows.
Referee. McCandless
Clerk of cOurse-T Toxic.
Scoror-W. Espnda.
Timekoepers V. Ayau Prof Blan-
chard.
Track judges. u. *. Poepoo, H. BrI-
/ to-, w Weels w. j. Robinson.
Field Judges. Theodore Richards, w
Tin Chong b. Il. Kele5olio, Faufata
Dr.
Starter-E. w. Coffin
Annomcor-Sam Hop
The following matches were played
/ i'm the hand-ball tournament Saturday
ON the T. NJ. c. A. courts:
r.. c. AXtell won from G. c. Becher
/ 1j-S, 1876.
| @. Baptist won from r. c. AXtel
| 1873. 1874.
Jas. Whitney won from E. Evans
'15-1O, 1915. 1873.
II. Nickelsen won from A. Myhre
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09

both team. and tHr ..u... made UI
zach duunr ilr SEASON.
V.U.. ...f p.f..... ...f I...t.
D. O. Nrgm b. krH.I.... I1.I Uapt.
E Davis. N,HIpr d. ,HHu.uuuH.
forwards. u gHl 49, ,aI.. o. tn.
Br.v. pvJsbt a. milo.
a. N. e. Coal. Richard. m'
backs. Groir. swift. hall backs. Ewing
Dixon. Robbins. forwards. j. Woo. D..
G. Blackman. j. Anderson. Geo. wa.
torhousc j Narcoup'
Referee. a. Fidca.
Linesmen-I. spaldng. D.. Grunc.
Males PLAYED &. won q: lost o.
drawn. g. goals for. %. goals against
10; points. 3.
The basketball team of the High
Normal school Saturday afternoon on
the ltigh School grounds by the score
of 23-l2.
The line up of both teams follow:
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09
HEART TROUBLES.

Don't sleep with your troubles. If
you have paIpitation, short breath,
pain in chest, side and shoulders. chok-
ing sensations, fainting spells, Difficult
ty in sleeping on left side, and you feel
anxious about it, don't sleep until you
have procured a bottle of Dr. Miles
Heart Cure, and you can rest assured
YOU have a never-falling remedy for
your affections. If first bottle fails to
benefit, money back.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09

I..I Iari
3d. 81 pero.o won from d. rmnts
Ia.E Cob
NJ " DaroIIa won from Walter
C.H1 l5.a. l5.O
49, " urcoto won from G. Evans
1884, l5.I
90 Nicholson won from q. C. Bcch-
ort i5.3. lj-5.
G.. Lewis won from 49, Nicholson,
l5-a, l5-li
r. a. Bcchcrt won from j s. Mott,
/ 1913. l5-G, l5-t.
u. Evans won from Walter Cert,
| l5-lO, 15-7
Dan voellcr won from NJ. " De
/ coito, 1910, 1910
Dan Voeller won from Paul Schmidt
1918. 15-7. l5-1O.
r. G.. Axtell won from Walter Gertz,
lj-G, l5-6.
n. Nicholson won from Tom Nc
CURE, 1874. 1910
r. c. Axtell won from Albert Della.
nuN, 1877. 1j-S.
| w. Gertz won from Albert Deanux,
/ l5-13, 1874.
H. Nicholson won from r. G. Axtell
1898, 1873.
H. Nicholson won from Walter
Gertz, 1873, 1915, 1919
TO play today:
L. b. Blanchard VS.. G. X. Ewaliko
/ at 1 p. m.
j. S. Hemiot VS.. Nose Kekahio, at
. p. m.
John D. Cockburn VS.. Arthur Myhre
at p. m.
SPORTING EVENTS IN THE NEAR
FUTURE.
March 1O-Baseball, Atkinson Park
Co. +, n. G. H., VS.. oath Infantry; 1886
p. m.
March i1-Basketball, Highs VS.
Normals, latter's ground, 4 p. m. Ka'
Iihi Athletic Club meeting, 1880 p. m
! March 13-Championship field day
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09

.Huir. close Mectiur kaplonni D.
U League 1880 o. m.
March no r.Dd dat. oahu college
y E1m Match race K1pI1.anl
Park
March o. k1piouni % % League
GraI gaines Pacific Social clubs Tam
talus tramp. Riverside % - League
meeting white Rock golf play Coun-
try club
March i9-Houoluu y. B League
meeting noon.
March Championship field meet.
March 22-lIawaiian Gun Clubs am
nual prize shoot.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09
1T is A WANT
AND A
NECESSITY.

Here's a chance to get New
Ornamental Parlor Alarm Clock
absolutely free. This is a STAR
premium and it beats anything
ever put out. Indeed, we've
spread ourselves to secure an
unusually attractive, durable
and Ornamental Parlor Alarm
Clock. They sell everywhere for
FIVE DOLLARS but to readers
Of THE STAR can secure one
absolutely free.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09

Speaking of the suggestion to Anne
rican cheesmakers that they go ahead
pnd make cheese after their own man
ner and give them good domestic
names instead of borrowing names
used on popular brands from foreign
countries Il may be said that manu-
facturers would probably agree to the
arrangement If their customers would
accept it.-Boston Transcript.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09

Governor Hughes of New York be-
lieves it is the intention of the news
papers in the vast majority of cases
to tell the truth. That is what makes
some people hate the newspapers so
consistently. - Chicago Record-Her-
aid.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09
SPORT S

Uoua .Hu U.N u. fU. Iu..u. um .|D.
m. decision. Cd. IHu umpire
Tho Aaam a. g. after tbD game do.
gidpd JHa. .He. would protest tho game
as they were mot CAD a.' satisfied with
the decisions of Ihc umpire.
u che second game the Sweet Niolcts
defeated the Oriental A. g. by the close
scor of o. Ihe summary of botn
games follow
Asam A. C-Isami. lb. T-uui,o, Ii.
Mast. 3b. Tetsuji %: stccrc. 2h; Sagi-
Chi. ss. Hideo q. Keno of. lbamo-
90. NJ.
Chinese Aloha Ncshauc 3b-ss;
Tom Yen. O.. Kcaloha. ss-3b. Ho Lin.
NJ. An Chew. rr. Hoy Sins 2b: Aona
Ip. sullivan lf, W. KciIoha, cl
Score by innings. % $50
Asahi A. C.....3 3 o 4 90 90 IS
Chinese AIohas Jr3 o 022 o. 2.-lO
SECOND GAME.
Oriental A. C.-Hong Chack, 2b;
Alloy. 3b-p; Sing Tai Of; Loo Hon, c.
| l.. Chuck. p-3b; Ahong Do. An Nap,
ssm Koon Chew Id, Ahop, ri.
Sweet Violet A. C.-Ah Hook. Of. n.
Peterson, p: Kualii, 10: j. Flores G.;
LAM. 3b: Riley 2b; Ako. SIS: w. Wing,
RI, Kapai, II.
Score by innings: . 81 g SO
Oriental A. C...O ] 90 3 q 0 o.
Is. Violets A. Go 10000 o : o.
The crack Lei Lohua team of the
Vaueyside League defeated the Buff
. faIo Bill team of The same league yes.
, terday afternoon at Kapiolani Park, in
an eleveu-inning game, by the score OF
G-5
Both teams played very good ball
, but the stick work of the winners wa
slightly superior to the same work o
the losers, which caused the score Il
be as it was.
The crack team of the oath Intantr!
and a picked team from the Nationa
Guard of Hawaii will play this after
noon on the hdhddhO Sl'uHu' ''iii
mencing at one-thirty.
The National Guard team will lin,
up as follows: Darcy, c; II. Kaai, p
c. Makanm, 1b; d. Markham, 2D
Smith 3b; Kaowai, IS; Nigel Jack
son. Of; S. Jackson, If; A. Souza, ri
When the u. S. A. r. Sherman wa
blowing her way towards Honolulu
yesterday, the wireless operator wa
busy with the local station arrangin
for a baseball game with a pickle
p team from the Atkinson League, an
e the crack team of the oath Infantr
n which was on board.
u The challenge was accepted and tn
game played yesterday afternoon o.
e the Kakaalio grounds, the soldier team
4 winning by the score of IA, proving t
- the large crowd present that they kneN
how to play the national game.
b The score follows:
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09

Guaranteed by Manufactures
to be a perfect timepiece. The
clock can be seen at THE
STAR office. It is an attractive
piece Of furniture and when you
see 1t you will want one to re-
which is usually called an
place that cheap nickel AFFAIR
Alarm Clock. This clock is
made of Gun Metal and the
movement is guaranteed to keep
absolutely correct time.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09
HOW DIPHTHERGA rs CONTRACT
ED.


One often hears the expression, MY
child caught a severe cold which de-
veloped into diphtheria,' when the
truth that cold had simply left the lit
truth was that cold had simply left the
wandering diphtheria germ. When
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is CIV
en- it not only cures the cold, but great
ly lessons the danger of diDhtheria or
any other germ disease being contract
ed. There is no danger in giving this
remedy, as It contains no opium or
other harmful drug, For sale by all
dealers. Benson, Smith & Co., agents
for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09

Anyway, Roosevelt can't be blamed
for what happens In Portugal-Pltts-
burg Gazette.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09

THIS ILLUSTRATION WILL
IDEA OF THE APPEARANCE OF THE NEW ORNAMENTAL PAR
LOR ALARM CLOCK BUT FHE ACTUAL OF THE CLOCK
is MUCH LARGER; IT STANDS ABOUT INCHES
MASSIVE IN APPEARANCE MADE OF EBONIZED BAR
FITTED WITH AN EXTRA LOUD BELL ENTIRELY HIDDEN
VIEW
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TotaIs.........44 IS 1G Is 27 q G
U. S. S. IROQUOIS.
1884 7S9
Runs .......O 2OO27 8 lis
Base Hits ......O 1O137 DC
OCEAN VIEWS.
1928 Sc 789
Runs ..........5 1 8 0 OF 2 2 "-1S
Base Hits ......5 0 6 0 0 0 2 &c
SUMMARY.
Three-base hits-Makanui, Smith,
Leandro, Akana.
TwO-base hits-Makanui, Smith, Ar
ella, Martin, Akana, Zerbe, English,
Luning.
Sacrifice hits-Dreier, Ayau, Bailey.
Left on bases-Ocean Views, Z; Iro-
quois, 7.
Double play-Arcia-Smith
Innings pitched-By Dreier, 3; Eng
fish, 6.
Hits-Of Dreier, .; English, 7.
Struck out-By Dreier, 3; English, s.;
KAPPA, 3.
Bases on balls-Of Dreier 2; Eng
fish, 3; KAPPA, 3.
Passed balls-Luning, g. Martin, 2,
Umpire-En Sue.
ScOrer-N Jackson.
The Chinese Alohas and the Sweet
Violets took the hOnors yesterday in
the games played in the Riverside
Junior baseball leabue. The first
game between the Chinese Alohas and
the Asahi A. c. resulted in victory for
the only thing that spoiled the game
the only thing that spoinled the game
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-09

SUMMARY
Three-base hit-Kaapa.
Two-base hits-S. Jackson, Grant,
Levelle.
Sacrifice hits-McCall, Dreier.
Struck out-By Dreier, ); Norgaurd,
.; Richard, 4.
Bases on balls-Dreier, 2; Norgaurd,
/; Richard, l.
Umpire-C. Makanui.
One of the most cowardly ASSAULTS
which has ever been seen on a local
baseball ground, was enacted yester-
day afternoon at Aala Park after the
game between the Chinese a. c. and
the K9alas.
Some unknown person came up be-
hind En- Sang, the crack first baseman
of the Chinese team, and delivered a
terrible blow probably with a bat,
which caused Sang to sink unconscious
to the ground.
He was carried TO his home on
School street, but up to late hour
last night had not fully recovered con-
seriousness. A determined effort will
be made to find the cowardly assailant
and when he is found he will have to
answer to a serious charge.
TIE Pacific Tennis Club teams easily
defeated the teams from the Beretania
Club Saturday afternoon on the Pacific
Club courts by the score of six sets
to three The best match of the day
was between williamson and Brock VS..
the Warren brothers which was won
by the former by the score Of 2-6, 60,
the Third set being 11-9.
The other results were:
c. G. Bockus and Alan LOwrey (B,
T. c. beat r. A. Cooks and c. f.
Hemenway (P. T. c. G-1, 6-3.
A. T. Brock and w. Williamson Up.
r. c. beat w. L. Warren and q. p.
Warren, (B T. P) 2-6, 6-3, 11-9.
w. p. Roth and f. e. Steere (P. II,
c. beat S, Kennedy and d. w. Ander-
son CB. T. c. Ga, GA.
II, X. Castle and j. Waterhouse P.
r. c. beat r. G, e. Forster and P. l.,
Harwood (B. I. c. rs, rs
The last game Of socker bootball
for the year was played on the MakiRl
grounds Saturday afternoon between
the Males and the Y. M. G. A. team,
the former winning the championship
although in the game on Saturday
neither team scored.
The following was the line up OF
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TotaIs........4l 9 80 3
No out when winning run made.


TotaIs.........4l 9 8 80 ?
No out when winning run made.
KAALA JR.,
Runs ........2 0 8 OO2 900 0 Is
b. II. ........3 0 zoos 90 0 Is
c. A. c.
1894 5 Z 91Oll
Runs ........3 OO1lOOO D %
b. H........1 o O.O2 1000 0 Id
Bases ON balls-OT Mark, 4, McCand-
less, T.
Struck out-By Mark, T; McCandless
Sacrifice hit-H. Leslie.
Two base hit-Kulii, II. Leslie, 2. An
Toon, McCandless ?, ABna, Mark.
Three base hit-M. COrrea.
Hit by pitcher-Tai Chan.
Double plays-H. Leslie to j. Leslie.
Wild pitch-Mark l.
Umpire-E. Fernandez.
Time Of game hours Is minutes.
Scorer-W. r. Rapozo.
! The Ocean View team of the Atllin.
/ son League defeated the team from the
| U. S. S Iroquois yesterday morning OF
/ the Kakaako grounds by the score o
| 1915.
The game was a bat fest as the
games usually are in the Atkinson
League Next Sunday the Pearl Han.
dies play the Ocean Views and if they
win the three teams will again be tied
making it necessary to play another
| series.
The following was the lineup ant
| the score in yesterdays game:
] II = Z TpnOTvNTC
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-11
Peanut Soup,

We are told by some of the modern
authorities that peanuts are very nour.
ishing, hence the following: Take two
tablespoons of peanut butter and one
tablespoon OF Drowned -four (plain
-four may be used, but Drowned is to
be preferred); cream together and
pour slowly over this one pint OF boil
ing water, stir constantly to keep
smooth. Season with salt and pepper.
Add to this one pint of scalded milk.
If too thick, add more hot water. Serve
with croutons or crackers.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-11
Boiled Fish.

In boiling any fish, you should put
enough water in large pot to enable
a fish to swim in. if it were alive. Add
to this water half cupful of vinegar,
a teaspoonful of salt, one whole onion,
one dozen whole black peppers. one
blade of mace. Take any fish and sew
it up in a new piece of cheesecloth,
fitted to the shape of the fish. Put in
the water and heat slowly for 80 min
utes, then let it boil hard and fast for
about ten minutes. Unwrap and serve
with drawn butter, made from the
liquor in which the fish was cooked,
and add to it the juice of half a lemon.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-11
Baked FilIets of Fish.

Remove the fillets from a three
pound haddock or cod, or from small
founders, and cut them into small
uniform pieces. Put the trimmings in
saucepan: add sliced onion, sprig
of parsley, bit of bay leaf and six pep
percorns. Cover with cold water
bring quickly to a boil, then simmer
for an hour. Strain off the stock and
reduce it to one cupful. Put the fish
into baking dish, sprinkle it with
salt and a few drops of lemon Juice
and quarter cupful, of water. Bake
for Is minutes While this is baking
melt three level tablespoonfuls of but
ter, add two level tablespoonfuls
flour. Stir until blended, then add
the cup Of fish stock and one-fourth
cup of cream, and stir until thick and
smooth then add one tablespoon Of
lemon juice. Pour this over the fish
and sprinkle with grated cheese. Bake
until the cheese is melted.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-11
WHY THEY SLEEP IN CHURCH.
Hypnotism, Not Drowsiness, Declared
to Be the Cause.

"Churchgoers don't sleep in church.
They undergo an hypnotic trance.
The soothing voices and mild music
and monotonous recitative of church
service put forth powerful hypnotic
influences, and that is why the pews
resemble railroad track in the
abundance of their sleepers."
The speaker, a hypnotist, banged
the table vehemently.
Don't laugh" he said ITS true.
Hypnotism, not drowsiness, is what
makes you sleep in church. Through
your auditory nerve sound waves are
passed to your brain that are as eff
fective as though professional hyp-
notist had made them. Sound, you
know, is the newest and best hyp-
motto.
"At first, in the church service, the
periodicity of the wave alterations is
short. There is a little speaking,
then more music. And just when you
are getting properly lulled the clergy
man, in a modulated, agreeable, sooth-
ing voice, speaks on and on and on
and you begin to nod You are, hyp-
notically speaking, entranced.
THE average church service is o
scientifically correct hypnotic instru-
ment. No wonder, then, it puts many
of us to sleep"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-11
On the Judues.

A celebrated Scottish lawyer had to
address the Caledonian equivalent Of
our supreme court. His pleading" oc-
cupied an entire day. After seven
hours of almost continuous oratory he
went home, at supper and was asked
to conduct family worship. AS lie was
exhausted his devotions were brief.
Il am ashamed of ye," said the old
mother. ITO think We could talk for
seeven hoors up at the court and dis
miss your Maker in seeven minutes"
"Ay, vera true" was the reply, but
ye maun mind that the Lord isna sac
duH in the uptak as thae judge
bodies"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-11
DEEP CRACKS FROM ECZEMA
Could Lay SIate-PenciI in One-Hands
in Dreadful State-Permanent
Cure in Cuticura.
selves.

II had eczema on my hands for
about seven years and during that
time I had used several so-called rem
edies, together with physicians and
druggists prescriptions. The disease
was so bad on my hands that l could
lay a slate-pencil in one of the cracks
and a rule placed across the hand
would not touch the pencil. l kept
using remedy after remedy, and while
some gave partial relief none relieved
as much as did the first box of Cuti
cura Ointment l made a purchase of
Cuticura Soap and Ointment and my
hands were perfectly cured after two
boxes of Cuticura Ointment and one
cake of Cuticura Soap were used. w.
II. Dean, Newark. Del, Mar rs, 1907"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-11
Billion Dollar Grass.

Most remarkable grass of the century.
Good for three rousing crops annually.
One Iowa farmer on 100 acres sold 49,
10000 worth of seed and had 300 tons of
hay besides. 1t is immense. Do try it.
For 10c AED Tits NoTiCE
send to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse. Wis, to pay postage, etc, ana
they will mail you the only original seed
catalog published in America with sam
Piles of Billion Dollar Grass. Macaroni
Wheat. the sly miller mixer, Sainfoin the
dry soil luxuriator. Victoria Rape. the zoe
ton green food producer, Silver King
Barley yielding l73 bu. per acre, etc., etc.,
etc.
age of new farm seed never before seen
by you. John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis. X. & w.