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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1908-07-25
cATARRH CANNOT BE CURED

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is a blood or constitutional dis
case, and in order to cure 1t you must
take internal remedies. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, and acts d.
rectly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure is not q quack medi-
cine. 1t was prescribed by one of the
best physicians in this country for years
and is a regular prescription. It is COM
posed of the best tonics known, COM
bined with the best blood purifiers, act
ing directly on the mucous surfaces. The
perfect combination of the two ingre-
dents is what produces wonderful re-
suits in curing Catarrh. Send~for testi-
monials free
F. ]. CHENEY & CO, Props,
Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, TIC.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1908-07-25

The Bible press of oxford produces
on an average 5000 copies of the Bible.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1908-07-25

II you want everyone to greet you
With smile upon his face.
Carry Crystallized Cactus CaReX,
From Doaafrio's place
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
For Greater Harmony.

Squabbles between business men
and their customers, discord and the
lack of harmony, prove detrimental to
all interests of place. Never was
there greater need of harmonious ac
ton on the part of the merchants and
the farmers than now. These classes
should discover how closely inter,
twined are their interests with all the
interests of the community where they
reside Farmers, lahorers and every
class of workers should pull hand in
hand with the tradesmen for the
building up of the town. Surely every
one in a community should feel that
any project that is for the building up
Of the place is thing that he Is in.
diyidually interested In. This is the
sentiment that means harmony and
cooperation, and not back-biting,
throat-cutting competition and ill-feel-
ing that are so detrimental to a
town
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
a MISUNDERSTANDING SYSTEM,
New Public Utilities Managed In .
: way That Retards Progress.

g 6 : r
II should be borne In mind that the
Investment OF outside capital, the
ownership Of public and semi-public
utilities by. others than residents Of. a
community, is serious thing for the
people. residing in the place. In west
ern cities there are hundreds of Illus.
Ttrations of the working ont of this
plan Of securing public utilities. There
Is need OF water-works. Outsiders
come into the field with proposition.
The city or town council is approached
and the final result Is that a franchise
covering rs to so years Is granted
The works are built. People are then
compelled to pay highest rates TO
meet interest on bonds and watered
stocks. The company perhaps pays
taxes less proportionately than the
residents of the town are compelled
to pay, and the only money left in
the community that is earned by the
operation of the plant are the taxes
paid, the wages Of the few laborers
employed, and the salaries that few
STRAW" officers draw. All the profits
are drawn to the owners Of the plant
In some other city, generally Wall
street, New York. Thus is built UP
= system that. draws the money earned
In the community to some other place.
| It Is the same with street-car sys-
tens, electric and gas lighting plants
and all other semi-public and public
utilities under private ownership, and
In which outside capital is chiefly in
vested.
Should these utilities be owned by
home capital, all the earnings would
be retained. in the community, to seek
| Investment In other improvements and
J the people would receive a general
benefit. There Is no argument that
can prove that foreign ownership Of
any enterprise is good for commu
nifty. Any system, 1t matters not
whether in commercial line, financial
or other branch, that takes from q
community the earnings of the people
4 and uses them for the enrichment OF
| other sections, is wrong system.
| Let business men Of every town gel
these facts fixed indelibly in their
heads. Let commercial club enthusi
asts settle down to the fact that when
through their work any enterprise is
built up that means continual drain
On the resources of the place. 1t is
better there be no commercial club
II there are any enterprising citizens
enough in place to invest In their owl
town In this way, the town shoult
have no difficulty in stimulating {
municipal ownership sentiment ant
have the good work carried on. Com
Imercial clubs are all right. but 1t Il
often that they are operated all wront
than all right.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
The Golfers Limerick.

A well-known Derbyshire doctor has
just resigned his membership of Mid.
land golf club, his letter to the secre.
tary of the club reading:
canny old Scot writes to say
That at golf he no more will play:
He thinks nowt of the game,
So please strike out his name
And his wifes from the club right away.
The secretary of the club was not to
be outdone, and he sent the doctor the
following reply:
canny old Scot like you ought
To play golf like Vardon untaught;
AS I've now got to rub
Your name from the club
Your subscription amounts to o.
London Daily News.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
ALI In the Diet.

Lean Customer want some medi.
cine or something that will put more
flesh on my bones.
Medicine Dealer (filling bottle from
large glass jar)-This will fix you.
Take a tablespoonful three times a
day, eat plenty Of soup, meat, legumin-
GUS vegetables, wheat bread and fruits,
and abstain. from energetic exercise.
Two-and-nine. Thanks.
Fat Customer five minutes later)-
want something that will relieve me
of this superfous fat.
Medicine Dealer (filling bottle from
the same large glass jar)-This will
fix You. Take a teaspoonful three
times a day, abstain from soup, meat
leguminous vegetables, wheat bread
and fruits, and take plenty of ener
getic exercise. Two-and-nine. Thanks
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
Against a Common Enemy.

The careful gardener closely
watches the weeds that spring up to
,trangle the growth of his profitable
crop. In early scriptural times evil
disposed persons sowed tares among
the wheat of their neighbors, causing
much trouble and discord. A like con-
dition is found to-day. Troublesome
weeds have sprung up, and now there
Ia a weeding-out process going on that
Is essential to the welfare of the ma
ton. With sturdy, dutiful men to
carry out the work of protection, there
Is little danger of obnoxious weeds
causing ruin. Every good citizen can
assist In the work, which is part Of
the task that goes with his good citi-
zenship. Encourage those who have
taken up the labor Of uprooting the
common evils that exist, and prevent
as far as lies In your power the SOW.
Ing of tares" in the great public gar
den--the nation. Raise your voice
against every effort of the enemies OF
the common people to SOW weeds
broadcast. Do your part toward les
SEEMING the power of trusts and COM
bines. This you can do by prevent
Ing concentration of great capitallstic
power in large financial centers. Keep
from sending your money away from
the community where 1t is earned.
Give your support to the home trade
movement. Stand by your home
town.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
Important Discovery,

"Have you discovered anything i'm.
portant?" asked the novice on the
force.
Yes answered the New York de.
tectlve.
"Then we shall be able to put our
hands on the criminal?"
Il am surprised to hear you talk.
ing this cheap story-book sensational.
ism!"
But" faltered the novice, you said
you had discovered something"
II have. | have discovered an IN
vestment that will pay at least hun
dred per cent. profit" Washington
Star.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
REAoYTo seeIN.

Have you given him anything or
done anything to relieve him?" asked
the young doctor who had Jared far
into the backwoods to see q patient
in the dead of stormy night.
well, no, dock--that is to say,
nothin' to speak Of" said the pa
TENTS wife. ''I have had him soak
his feet in almost b'ilin' water with a
lot o. mustard in 1t, an I've clapped a
red-hot plaster on his back an an
other one on his chist, an I've put a
couple O. blisters had in the house
under his arms an a bag O. cracked
ice to the back of his neck an had
him drink pint O. ginger tea with
dash O. rum in it jess as hot as he
could swaller it, an follered that
with some yarb bitters one o the
neighbors sent over, an l had him
take five or six pills out Of box
got one day of a man that come along
with med cine to sell, an he's had
three or four spoons O Quackem's
painkiller an one O. these sidelit2
powders, but didn't feel like as II
ort to give him much o anything or
try to do much for him until you
come an see him an see what you
think allied him. Then | reckoned we
could go at him and RELY give him
something an do something fer him.
Puck.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
FOUND A WAY
To Be Clear of the Coffee Troubles.


Husband and myself both had the
coffee habit and finally his stomach
and kidneys got in such a bad condi-
ton that he was compelled to give up
a good position that he had held for
years. He was too sick to work. His
skin was yellow, and hardly think
there was an organ in his body that
was not affected.
Il told him l felt sure his sickness
was due to coffee and after some dis
cussion he decided to give it up.
ut was a struggle because of the
powerful habit. One day we heard
about Postum and concluded to try it,
and then 1t was easy to leave or
coffee.
"His fearful headaches grew less
frequent, his complexion began to
clear, kidneys grew better until at
last he was new man altogether, as
result of leaving off coffee and TAX,
ing up Postum. Then l began to
drink 1t, too.
as my husband, l was always very
nervous and never at any time very
strong, only weighing 95 lbs. before
l began to use Postum. Now l weigh
MS lbs. and can do as much work as
anyone my size. think.
MANY do not use Postum because
they have not taken the trouble to
make 1t right. have successfully
fooled great many persons who have
drunk 1t at my table. They would
remark, You must buy a high grade
of coffee One young nan who clerked
in grocery store was very enthusiasts
tic about my coffee When told
him what 1t was, he said, why I've sold
Postum for four years but had no
idea it was like this. Think I'll drink
Postum hereafter"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek. Mich. Read 1.-THE Road to Well,
VILE" IN pkgs. "There's Reason"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
Information.

Tommy Twaddles-Pa, what Is q
equinox?
Pa Twaddles-Why-er-it is, ahem!
For goodness sake, Tommy. don't
you know anything about mythology
at all? An equinox was tabled ami.
NAL, half horse, half COW. Its name
is derived from the words equine
and OK" 1t does seem as If these
public schools don't teach chill
dren anything nowadays!-Cleve-
land Leader.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
Deafness cannot Be Cured

BY local applications, % they cannot reach the dis
cure Deafness and that BY remedies.
Deafness 10 caused BY an indsmed condition Of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube is Unnamed you have rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing and when Is entirely closed Deaf
ness 10 the result, and unless the DO
taken and this tube restored to its normal condi
tion hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out Of ten are caused by Catarrh which IL rothing
but an innamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness tcaused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
BY Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. CHENEY q CO., Toledo O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
HONS Patronage Lesson.

The west is the section that pro-
duces the wheat that supplies the ma
ton with bread. In almost every
wheat-growing section there are -four
ing mills. Yet how often do we find
that people Of these districts demand
-four made In foreign place. This
principle is wrong. There Is loss
to the district. When wheat Is shipped
from one state into another or from
the district where 1t is grown to some
other district and then made into
flour which is returned TO the people
for their use, there is a considerable
loss to the community. There Is the
commission to the grain dealers. the
freight paid on the wheat, and the
freight paid on the flour back to the
place, and not least is the employment
Of labor in the manufacture. There Is
much to be gained through the pat
ronage OF every home Institution,
!, whether 1t be q manufacturing enter
prise or mercantile concern. The
community is made Weather by
keeping In it all the dollars that are
the result OF the labor Of the people.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
Pats Dou,

Gracious, Pat" exclaimed the land
lord who had called to collect the
rent, what an odd-looking dog! What
breed Is he?"
Sure, avn he is Welsh, sor," re-
piled Pat with merry twinkle in his
eye.
Game from Wales, Ell? Well, how
in the world did he get such short
legs?"
Faith, avn he wore them off chas-
ing Welsh rabbits, sor."-Chicago
News.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
The Willy Horse Dealer.

That's bum horse you sold me
last week" blurted the angry Gus.
toner.
'In what way?" queried the crafty
dealer, rubbing his hands.
why, you told me he would go like
the wind. We watched him all day
and couldn't see him move at all"
well. neither could you see the
nd."-Chicago News.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23

"At last" says Mr.. Wood, II began
using Doan's Kidney Pills, and before
one box was gone, went through four
days Of intense pain, finally passing a
stone, one-half by five-sixteenths of an
inch in diameter. haven't had sign
Of kidney trouble since"
Sold by all dealers, SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
Approval.

II hope your titled son-inlaw will
like you"
Were getting on" answered Mr..
Cumrox, looking up from his check
book; The seems to think very well Of
my handwriting and the kind of cigars
I smoke. '-Washington Star.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23

Mrs. Witt-Don't swear like that,
George. just because the boys hit you
with SNOWFALL. Don't lose your tenn
per.
Mr.. Witt-Lose my temper, nothing.
I'm just swearing to please the hoys.
That's what they want.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
|YA. q az IS,
STILES
on the Eve of SEPARATION

On the Eve Of Separation.
The fool and his money were about
to be parted.
Incompatibility," he explained to
the bystanders.
He might also have pleaded deser-
ton and lack Of support, but he
was too busy arranging the details Of
Chicago Tribune.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
For an Appetite.

"You must have a good appetite"
remarked the thin man, enviously.
"What do you take for it?'
"In all my experience" replied the
plump one, II have found nothing
more suitable than food"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
Measuring tiIsl lnfluenoe.

why don't you come right out and
say you don't like that man who
wants to marry your daughter.
What for?" asked Mr.. Cumrox.
He's popular enough with mother
ana the girls now.s-Washington Star.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23

fering some months
ago with frequent at
tacks of hard pain in
the back, kidneys
and bladder and the
Xxi d n g y secretions
were IRE 6 u larry
scarity or profuse.
Medical treatment
failed to cure him.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
cod pax n RlllxIlIe.

Goal Is too high for us" says the
Biliville Banner. land the timber trust
puts wood ont of our reach but we
have . few extra bales OF cottoa with
which We can feed the IRE"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23

Sportsman Ito Snobson, who hasn't
shot a single bird all day)-Do you
know Lord Peckham?
Snobson-Oh, dear, yes. I've often
shot at his house.
Sportsman-Eyer hit it?
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23

Grandpa English dead language?
Why should yon think that. my boy 4?
Willie Sharp-Ive so often heard of
it being murdered, grandpa, that ]
thought 1t must be dead now.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23
VIRGINIA MERCHANT RID or A
VERY BIG GRAVEL STONE.
Another Remarkable Cure Of Serious
Kidney Trouble.

@. L. Wood, a prominent merchant
Of Fentress, Norfolk Co, Va. was sui.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-01-23

The negro republic Of Liberia haa
81 species Of rubber trssR
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-05-20

Edwards u; Galloway 10: Miller 4:
Smoak /.
Aver 10: Phillips Is.
Carney II; Graha Il.
DUNNELLoN
Bittinger %; earn 40; Griffith 1913;
Lights So Martin Is.
Bell 90: Long %
Edwards 50; Galloway IL; Miller s.;
Smdax 4.
Aver IS: Phillips so.
Carney SO; AGraham 81.
Beck A.; Frank So; Williams %;
Williamson A.
Brinson 81: IRVINE 35.
FORT MCCOY
earn &c; Griffith 10; Light 80; Mar
tin 16. ~
Bell go; Long g.
Edwards II; Galloway p; Miller 1;
Smoall /.
Aver IS: Phillips %.
Carney 90 Graham Is.
Beck 90: Frank 6: Williams g.
Brinson IS; Ervine 5.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-05-20

AVER II; Phillips IS.
Carney 25: Graham g.
BECK Is; Frank 8; Williams IS;
Williamson 1.
Bittinger IL; earn 10; Griffith q:
Light 1S; Martin 8.
Bell Is; Long I.
Edwards Z; Galloway 81: Smoak 2.
Aver II; Phillips s.
Carney 16; Graham 9.
Beck 6: Frank L Williams g.. wH-
hanson 2. ~
Crimson 1; Irvine IL.
= MARTEL
Bittinger q; earn IS; Griffith 2;
Light 1e; Martin So
Bell IS: Long %.
Edwards 10; Galloway 81 Miller 2;
,Smoak 10.
Aver 10; Phillips q.
Z Carney 10; Graham Is.
MrNTosH
Bittinger %; earn SIS; Griffith 1s;
Light so.
Bell A; Long %.
Edwards 4s; Galloway II; smoak ~.
Aver SO; Phillips q.
Carney 49,; Graham 81.
Beck 81; Frank z; Williams rs;
Williamson s.
PEDRO
.Bittinger q: earn 81; Griffith TO-,
Light 8; Martin 2.
Edwards 10; Galloway 8.
Aver 20: Phillips 3.
Carney %: Graham l..
REDplck
Bell 80; Long 6.
Edwards 80; Galloway 13;
Aver S. Phillips &c.
Carney 10; Graham Is.
eRAHAMvILLE
Beard 8; Broward IS; Fletcher 80:
Lamar Is.
Browne 8; Gilchrist 81; Stockton
&c.
Ellis %: Trammell 35.
Appleyard 30;' Groom AZ; knight g.
Hooker H.. Rogers IS.
Bittinger 81; earn 81; Griffith %;
Light 80: Martin 2S.
Bell IS; Long II.
Edwards IL: Galloway "a; Miller 2:If
Smoak 8.
Aver 20; Phillips 81
Carney 40; Graham As;
Crimson 80; Ervine 40.
Beck 5; frank IA; Williams so;
Williamson, 10.
Concluded on Fourth Page) 1
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-05-20

BELLEVIEW
Bittinger Slight IS: earn 20;
Martin %.
Edwards "a Galloway "a.
HLITcHToN :
Bittinger 10; earn %; Griffith 8;
Light 20: Martin s.
Bell %; Long IL.
Edwards 20: Galloway IL.
Aver 10: Phillips %.
Carney 26: Graham IL.
Crimson 13: IRVINE 81.
Williams 3; Williamson 2.
cITRA
Bittinger s: earn so; Griffith 8;
Light A; Martin Z.
Bell so; Long o..
Edwards "a; Galloway "a; Miller 2;
Smoak s.
Aver IA: Phillips AZ.
Carney 46: Graham H.
Crimson So; Ervine 3.
GAMBLER
Bittinger IA: earn 6; Griffith 10;
Light 16; Martin 3.
Bell 90; Long 2.
Edwards :; Galloway 10; Smoak 1.
Aver II: Phillips 16.
Carney 16; Graham IL.
Beck /: Williams 10: Williamson /.
COTTON PLANT
jBittinger s: earn IS; Griffith 9;
Light 49, Martin 9.
4 Bell 16; Long 16.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-05-20

sUMMERFIELo
Bittinger 8; earn IS; Griffith 8;
Light IS; Martin 2.
Bell %; Long 2.
Edwards 6; Galloway 90.
Aver IS; Phillips IS.
Carney IS; Graham 10.
Beck 5; Frank s.; Williams II; vii
Hanson 2.
Crimson 20; Ervine 8.
PENNINGTON
Bittinger II; earn 80; Griffith Is;
Light 40; Martin IL.
Bell 80; Long 10.
Edwards "a; Galloway %; Smoak 10.
Aver 80; Phillips 80.
Carney 81; Graham 20.
Beck 20; Frank IL; Williams 10;
Williamson s.
eEIGER
Bittinger 8; --earn 10; Griffith q;
Light 16; Martin 10.
Bell Il; Long 10.
Edwards IL Galloway 8; Smoak 5.
Aver "a; Phillips g.
Carney Is; Graham 16.
Beck Is; Frank A.; Williams 6; VIII
liamson 2
Crimson %: Ervine Z.
kENDRlck
Bittinger 6; earn "a; Griffith s.;
light %: Martin 6.
Bell 20; Long Is.
Edwards 21; Galloway II; Smoak 2.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-09
MAGOON,S EAT FEE.

Accoring to a document filed this
morning in the office of the Registrar
of Conveyances Attorney j. Alfred Ma
COON of this city has come in for a
pretty nice fee. The papers show
where he has released all claims of
whatever kind from the commence
ment of the world" till the present date
against the Rookie estate, for the sum
of $500.
Magoon represented the Rookie es-
tate in this Territory in considerable
! litigation which he finally won through
decision of the Territorial Supreme
Court. His fees were all arranged fol
on a contingent basis and now finaI
settlement has been made which gives
Magoon the fee mentioned. 1t was
received by him from Cresswell Pallet
Rookie and the Venerable Archdeacor
Edward Ambrose Hardy.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-09
!: Tales Worth Telling ;


HE HAD ANOTHER NAME FOR 1T,
j. f. Johnston, the new United States
Senator from Alabama, is an ardent ag-
riculturist. One day, after retiring from
the Governorship and returning to his
home in Birmingham, he donned his
overalls and went to work in the gar
den.
A society lady, newcomer, entered
the yard to call on Mrs. Johnston. Her
ring at the door not being answered,
she walked into the garden.
How long have you worked for the
Johnstons?' she inquired of the man
she found there.
"A good many years, madam"
DO they pay you well?'
About all l get out of it is my
clothes and keep"
why, then come and work for me.
she sad. I'm do that and pay you Sc
much a month BESIDES
Il thank you, madam" he replied
but signed up with Mrs. Johnston for
life"
why, no such contract is binding
That is peonage.'
Il have always called it marriage,
replied the Senator.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-09
POSSIBLE FLEET CONSIDERATIONS.

If there any danger of holies in the Far East wo
natural American strategy to have second fleet at ha
of defeat of the first to force crippled
enemy to battle again There something that almost omnouS
silence of Washington and Mainland news sources generally
regarding the whole situation These considerations perhaps give some
pasbv to the theory the Pacific fleet went to the Far East
The Atlantic fleet start for Yokohama tomorrow IRON Manila
Under trip may take about week Perhaps the Fac
fc feet will meet it. No one what negotiations going
and remembering in which the with Russia was sta
ed second AmCan fleet might be thought gooc
strategy These are mere specuaons which naturally aroused
bv the the fleet But any rate seems likely tina
hstorvnakng treaty process of formation in the Far East
There are many regarding far beyond the probable
ties.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-09
IN FINE TRIM.

Il see Hi Hoskins is pack from Moo
York" drawled the old Postmaster at
Bason Ridge. How does he feel?'
in fine TRIM" responded the village
loafer.
in fine trim, eh?"
Yes; while he was in that town he
had his nails trimmed, his hair
trimmed, his whiskers trimmed, and
before he could get away he had his
pockets trimmed. Hi says Moo York
is a blamed trim town-Chicago News