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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
DENY ANY
NEGLECT
wELL ATTENDED ON noAmu
Whom steamer Arrived llor llua-
band Failed 10 Meet
Ilor

Surgeon u w Olarl, NJ mo a. n,
Alameda This morning denied lhnt
thore wns any neglect IN the part Of
bimself ~ me steamship IN tho mat
ter NJ Mrs. D0relio l{nBaoboor who ara
nyod here sick Win pneumonia IN Frls
dW lag 1he surgeon has mnda tho
following written statements
~ was called ~ attend Mrs Dora
l{assobeer, u sloenRo passenger on y,
y Alameda, ApHl ", 1905 Found her
HnGotlHg from pneumonia win u hlgh
temperature and u veal, pulso
"sbe w1s removed from the sloors
1Ro ~ u rabln slnlerOGm whore she re-
colyed ibe best NJ attention as rnr ua
medicine aDd Diet was concerned ana
Has NOT neglected
"Jbe Weerage was visited daily by
ibo commander stoward nnd mysof
MIS- kosseboor never complained NJ
being 49, w farl her sickness was rea
ported by another HeerHRa pngsengsr
NM she rooelyod attention immediate.
lIy
non lbe W0rDlnR NJ April w. lgOs,
Mrs taEsebeer was dressed 40 ana
about, going jui ~ the bagRnge room
~ pot sOme clothing ont NJ her trunks,
"Bbe missed her busbaHd M the d0el,
~ bo camG dOwD nud did not see her
on me deck Of lbe steamer ana went
awny without iDGulrlDR whether she
wns aboard ~ not
~ succeeded IN an hour In l0caUnp
him NJ lbe Majestic and he came down
~ tbe ship ~ once,
No wanted ~ remove his wife II
ibo b0iel ana l0ld him tbat was on
NJ ibe question and ~ see physician
| M gHTn.
~ about aH hour Dr. ll0dglns cam,
doWn made an examination ana sh,
was removed from the vessel on
slroinbor HDd pUt INTO aD ambulanc,
nnd Fnpl ~ n m1iiaHUm"
K0ssoboer wh0 hos f0r seyen yodu
been assistant engineer NJ blhue Dlan
inllCD, expected hlB wlGo 10 return II
lllo cabin ma NOT seeing hor nama ~
ihn cabin passenger Hsl, thought sh,
UGs not HbOHH HDd vent away.
Sbo Hnd their lWO children. boys, on,
nyo nDd me other three, lofl about zen
months HgO ~ Visit h6r homo IN yor
den, Gormany Tbe older boy was lor
iboo ma Mrs. kassebeer returned
Wllll The second hoy ana third b6rl
only u fow months agO, Her busbnn,
soul bNr $500 ~ como homo on ant
sln gnrmg ~ have lOsi some N n NJ
NJ have been robbed
! 'lhH slpiomonl NJ the ships doctor
Hvnn HJOye, ~ practically all N,
steamship people know about tho case
n w6s malod NY friends ~ lhe Kas
anDonW maj The woman, who died u
! MSS JJbHsOD'E s1nlaHum soon ate
Wlyoi here, bnd been not proDor,
o1red rGr and d0 investigation VIII
Il l6kNG 40.
4 When The WOmaH's husband was no
found On hand ~ meet her the matte
was 6feTed ~ the steamship agent
WhG ~ once inquired NJ tho German
! Consulate and places whore tho nus
badd was libely ~ be eHdeay0nHJ
~ lOcale blH As appears IN tho dOc
| iCrs statement be w0s found M Nh
NHjoBilc bOlel
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22

Is Burned
HEY CDHfB ~ BUEbDB on.
mo DO5E8 ms HOME ~.
FiitB

1he Bishop Insurance Agency ms
morning fechye1 % wireless from
llilD telling N lbe dosuuotlGn NJ lbe
parsonage NJ the flfst Foreign Cburch
ny 6fo. Tbe building ls n total l0ss,
n Was CGymod nv S26OO Insurance,
Diacod Wltb tho bishop company
a peculiar coincidence N lbaG mo
parsonage N CIOge NJ lialll church,
Wbiob Was ON 1fe only n Tow dayB ag0.
1be parsonage was occupied ny mo
IteV C1ftls NJ 5hlolds, DastGr N me
GhGfeb, ma mmliy
a japanese baby Was burned W
doali, the mDlbef saving iW0 0ld6f
Uilldfon,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
An ENTEnpniBvo mBncnAET

H. YamamOt0 II The biggest importer
" JaDnHogs goods N Hawaii Eve ,
slsnmor from the orient tramp or
Dass0ngeD brings him the largest ship
m6Bt consigned 10 one firm. ny ret.
ung bis goods IN large quantities the
freight ana other charges are gfeatly
reduced which enables him 10 undsrssll
MI competitors.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22

TO INSTALL BIG
COALING PLANT
MACHINERY ORDERED FOR A SPLENDID SYSTEM
UNLOADING APPAMTus-pLANs BEING WITH A VIEW
10 ACCOMMODATING EXPECTED LARGE NUMBER OF CALL
WHEN PANAMA CANAL OPENS

with tho opening Of the Panama
canal thoro viii be- Il great procession OF
ships this way wanting coni," said
President j. A, Kennedy Of the Inter-
Island Sloam Navigation Company
THIS morning, "and we are looking to
tho futur0 aB well aB providing for the
present whom we install here on our
property a duplicate Of splendid syg-
tom Of coal loadIng and unloading ap-
pnrntua recently Installed by the Unit
cd states Navy IN u California port ."
Some time ago President Kennedy
went East and II was stated In this pa
per thon that he was going 10 negotiate
for a big plant Of trcstlo8, stool towers,
automatic cars, hOpDcgg ana other load
Ing ana unloading gear.
Upon his return II remained for the
company 10 settle on tho style.
This has been, done and the machn-
cry ana material viii begin to arrive
here carly In May ana viii continue 10
be- landed here IN sections by the big
frolghlGrB Of the American Hawaiian
Company up 10 the lattcr part Of June
or later By the end Of the year tho
System viii be- Installed, complete and
operating.
Tho lnlorlBIand owns land opposite
the Honolulu Iron Works, purchased
FOR the purpose, land whore between
10000 ana 10000 tons Of coal can be
stored, ana n owns the two w6arycg
known as the Bishop wharyos and the
slip between them.
From the soaward end Of tho EVA
wharf, along the entire wharf ana then
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
Advance
In Sugar

J1s b C11le foc1ged iHa f5i.bWibe
.tHfuam 'Dd4y.
HHW YOIfK hpN Wbd igH fb9a
Hfs H ffn NJ 3g desffn fehiufuaF 80.
sIr fff14y 0tl G5f NIT 8Nff fun
lIs' NJ uHnHH fIHfs fI fW
NHl f1nff fDf AZ " GNlyffy Nag
.nnfn. b/ flamft hmfUN80 s1etf
FfanSfl IN HHs fbf Duyff.
N8ffn nf1uK. 8dfb1fh N<bfWfd.
Hau mmfbs abiDmfhif mum Cabb
18offJ. fipH h1yabfh tHhvofAyih
flfWff iD fma
fhmdr mfffl N6fd NJ li/iGH
Gfm huf mo0ibs bNblf 41DfbG M ah
HlI8nln NJ lH1
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
Land Rental
Is S0Xtupl0d
rg rpzEr ResrAL oa G0yEU1Esr LAaD SOW HGLD ~ LAu
ph9omlog scGhR c08phSy wjn, 40 H0HrGb ron uG.
sgwhb ~ LeAse ~ oygR SIX ursDagD pgn cgsr.A ArtgA
n@ fctGs aytat l'Glg@Rsgag

one n ho Grsf mafiors wHrb WI
Da faRoo 1p by Acgna GOyfmOr MOtl
smifh. during HHo sbsonc0 ~ GgyefHof
Ffsaf. vii be fho Jesse " fbo laDGs at
pfosont 0sooDlod W tbe tnopah0eboo
saear Company rndof the terms
Rhleh 0iH be p'aood Dofore y " W.
Nfr y Company, the piHnlHUW's
lgo6fs. f6e upset fobfm on tbe Iand
elG bo placed o. fll5o per affe. ~
msftff ehaf Ibe casz ~ Ia06 is
rndof inc 0ld Ioaeo Which osWfad
o0 March =. inc land Dfmehf in n
r0nfm n obig foriy fo0fs pcf aofe, ~
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
Oceanic Rate
Is Reduced

w. q, irwin u CO., agents Of me
Oceanic steamship Company, received
u cablogram yesterday authorizing n
reduction " passenger faro between
Honolulu ana Ban francisco, Begin.
ming WIN tbo Trip Of tho Alameda sail
ing hence June n, the fare FOR FIRST.
class passengers one way viii b. ECJ
ma ibo round trip $40.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
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rI.l, ml1H M ibb H5baNY, abd
Hfbbf4 aff NIT 6b.g bHibibi, mt may
.n1ilafA r fhfibds dishdaf Chamber
hiNf fMlf, NbMffH abd tlafft6ea hS
may ffiblff r6f6btig ahd ebfeB bef.
mHnfnfY f6f Hh bl M dbaibfs,
Bs6slnl sm'b n I'm, ag6blB f6f ~
HaU
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22

nCross the end Of the slip so as not TO
tnCroach on the roadway, and by
steel bridge which will cross both slip
and the roadway leading TO the chan
mel wharf and SO on into the coal
yards will run an elevated railway,
doublo-trackod and lOopcd at both
ends, being therefore endless. Along
these tracks cars will travel automa-
tlcally.
Two large steel towers will be placed
on the trestlo and operated so that
they can maintain any position on the
trc8llo or elevated way, thus being ac-
cOmmOdated TO any ships matches.
Coal holgtod from the hold Of steam
ship, In discharRing, will automatically
bit n hopper which will load a car,
which will Itself start for the yard,
whore It Will dump It's freight below,
at the place required, and of iiscf pro-
coed around the loop and so return TO
the start to take on another load. A
string Of cars thus operating contlnu-
Ously Will soon unload a ship.
In similar manner viii ship be
supplied with coal from the yards.
The elevated structure supporting
the tracks will be Of timber, the tow
crs, cars, cranes, and bridge spans and
supports being Of steel The cars viii
be operated Dy cable.
Whether the lntor-lsland will fur
nlsh It's own power or buy It has not
been settled.
G. w. Hunt, Company. New York,
supplies the outlt which viii cost sew
oral hundred thousand dollars.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
KIHEI SETTLED

An advertisement In The Star 10.
day by Alexander a. Baldwin an
nounccs q definite scttlomen. Of tho
kihci purchase, and that the com
pnny stands ready 10 purchase any
ana all shares at the rate OF $40 per
share.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
10 HNTHiffAtN ADMUfAL

me lfUHefB m me Cbamb0r NJ CGH
mtfNe Wili entertain Admiral yory ~
bb ibi0tmu luncheon lGUGDGW m mo
Commercial CiHb commencing M i2l8D.
Admiral Vefg Wlll DfGDably mako n
abGH addffaE amor lba luncheon.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
- -NIIIIY II-

~ VIII be seen tbal ibe government VIII
fnreiyo 30 iDrome 0Vor GOG per cent
lafRor from tbis UrODony ihan N has
lD UJe Dasi me land ~ bo loaaod
oDHslsiAOf 8.l@ acres, NJ Wbich about
25OD aDfes is n0w planted IN sugar
cane. 1be annual l0iW under ihe ~.
eet priee fOr the new lease VIII bc
6bOui fs45G, as against lbe 8l2Og be-.
ibg f6cdYed ~ present me tease
wid cobi@n tbe usual clause permit.
0ng Oe Withdrawal NJ tbe lapd f0t
homedoa0lpg pufD0sos sbOWd lbe ler
mum sfi o.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
NIL Dgl8l5It IlDIlT,

Wblie M Walanae yesterday an0rs
noon !, !, Belser fell, striking bis kurg
ON mo cOfal aDd lD1lcung d cash 80
severe tbat n was necessary ~ lake
several stitches IN II,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
NEW Bli1iT WATTS,

Baobs IN showing thls we0li now
glylos IN Spring and Summon shirt
walsis Lingerie and tailored, ~ low.
Gi pflcoB
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
SUMMARY JUSTICE,
IS METED OUT

GUATEMALA CITY, April &Flyc cados acting %
the reception u IN
The worndlng N cbon ana obcw 1bcy gnmary
WABHEGT0N D. e., hDrl &Tbe President o
afry 10 the senate n nomination
lt0ado generals
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
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baifb6iHbR me bfH combination l1bfb
llfy HiflY M ibf hibfHbGff YGIHR
c4fh
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22

NeW EbRland BaEsfg candies af6
DJuHsblng aHd dellg6tfn nv them,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22

M6R bb me F8fbibb. t1. RbG mn
Uf fb4Nlv 0mbs1bfb1j lhh H1lG.
mD6f hbhfil N vpU pHHl Hb HHlG.
Ufa NJ ha1f f1ilf
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
CAVALRY Ar
LEILEHUA

FfImTi1m fNffflafY WoOd " ihs
trmh1 w lNlNf hlm 81 WasbiGKi6b
miWary HHfbDiig INIT " ~ the ibiaH
llh M MfNJu 81 fhHimtbI nj fagHIfY
lDu Ita hfml fffhf1Hii1n TN thilh
NHt pHb, lms mah4
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
THE MASCOT
POSTPONED

The performances Of "Tho Mascot"
at the Opera House have been postpon-
"d 10 Thnrsday ana Saturday OF ncxt
week. Mrs j.. H. crook, who takes the
part Of "Bcttlna," has severe cold
and rs unable 10 nng. Tickets sold for
this week hold good.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22
GRANTED WRIT OF
HABEAS CORPUS
POUGKEEPBIE n Y, AD 25llnrry
the n
white murder Gso has been granted Of corpus
PREMIER chMDBNiL"DANNEnMAN DEAL

PREMIER chMpRGLL"IiANNEtMAN DEAD
LONDON hp @=pcmlcr campbo BnDDormno today
n short Illness
~ non Hf Horny ChmDbcslin1
1nd wns oducncd The University Trinity Colc
Cambridge
Br Henry has boon oador 0f b bon
since February 90 ana resigned The premiership aqo
hcc01Dt NJ ~ health
DEAInB - PLAGUE
QUAYAQUl Aprl 22rwoBy
bub0nlc Daguo have tnbon paco here
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-22

Best cup OF cofroe IN the city. New
England Bakery.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-03-26
USED HIS STORED KNOWLEDGE
When High School Learning Came in
Handy to Business Man.

Il used for the first time to-day
something l learned Is years ago, said
a writer in the Milwaukee Sentinel.
1t was the application of a principle
In geometry in relation to the inscrib-
ing or a hexagon in a circle, which
learned when at the high school. had
an order placed for some taborets
that is flower stands) given me and
the party that gave me the order
wants the tops 16 inches across. Well.
that was easy enough to fill, but be-
side that the sides were to be hexa-
gonal, so had to sit down and figure
out how much five-eighths-inch wood
would have to be leveled of to have
the parts fit exactly. Here is where
l used my geometry.
Daniel Webster is quoted as saying
that he once used a fact which had
lain dormant for IA years, SO 1 have
him beaten by year.
You often hear people say What is
the use Of learning this?' seeing no use
for 1t at the time, but things which
at the time seem most impracticable
are often later of use. That is one Of
the complaints in our public schools,
but as in my case it may some day
prove of use"
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-03-26
Back 10 the Farm.
Omaha Beef

The United States is not the only ma
ton becoming keenly alive to the i'm
provenent and betterment of agricul-
tural conditions although we have clear
ly taken the lead in the work. Recent
consular reports show that nearly every
country in Europe is experiencing a re-
action from the tide of migration to-
wards the cities, promising a noted
change in every branch of the farming
industry. This has been forced. par
ticularly in Europe. by the high prices
OF farm products, particularly in
fruits and vegetables, making
the work of the small farmer more prof
table than it has ever been. So strong
had been the demand for a change in
agricultural conditions that the British
Parliment has passed what is known as
the small holdings act, which contem-
plated the introduction of intensified
farming.
Under the English law provision is
made for cutting up some of the large
estates into small farms. Provision is
made for the settlement of differences
between landlords and tenants by a
board of arbitration, for the payment
OF damages for destruction of crops bv
game or animals, and cooperative buy
ing and selling. The new law will take
effect January l, 1909, and already thou
sands of families that have been living
in cities and villages, finding employ
ment in factories, are moving back to
the farms. 1t is estimated that 3d.
Co., 900 acres of English lands now de-
voted to pasture, hunting preserves or
lying fallow, will be taken up by small
farmers within the next two years.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-03-26
DEFENSE OF THE sTINeY MAN
Wherein He Differs Occasionally from
the Good Fellow"

They say | am stingy. All right.
let IT go at that: l AM stingy. But
did you ever hear that | was a dead
oeatF There was time when
threw my money away. and stood OF
my creditors, in order that l might be
known as a good fellow. but now [
save my money and pay my debts.
mere was a time when I spent ten
dollars in an evening. cumming around
with the boys. aud owed the tailor
ior the clothes on my back; when |
went riding every Sunday with a liv-
cry rig. and did not pay my board;
when | thought it an evidence Of
S,dartness to buy cigars and drinks
Tor other reCplC. but now | think Il
an evidence Of sound sense for a man
10 save the money for which he is
Compe lei 70 work. in ord er that he
may rcoiizc something from it. For.
this am C@Icd Stingy. but | can stand
~ IN TACT, | rather enjoy the title, for
there are SO many shittless fools in
tSiS town who imagine that they ere
good fellows. hoping to realize on
their wGa>ol waste of money. that
dHlO0K
them. Ask the bill collectors about
TIE good fellows. The bill col
ioctors Will tell you a story worth
listening to and they will also tell you
that tie stingy men pay promptly.
There are lot Of Old good fellows in
Atchisoa who have not money enough
to bury them. and there are stingy fell
lows in AtchisOn who began life under
more unfavorabie circumstances than
the good fellows. and the stingy fell
lows are riSh. | recommend that the
young fellows deserve the name of be-
ing stnSy, for a stingy man seldom
stintS himself or his family. but he
often refuses to throw his hard-earned
money away. and very properly. A
stinsy man is seldom bothered for
donations, and. altogether, like the
name. - Found among the papers of
an Atchiscn man who died rich. )
Atchisoa Globe
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-03-26

conclusion the court will have to do VIC
lence to the law of agency and the rules
for modern business transactions. The
poll tax is nothing more than an in
debtedness of an individual citizen to
his State government. Has not the
debtor right to pay this debt by the
use of an agent, or by the use of a check.
poStoffice money order or with currency
RENTED in a letter to a treasurer?
Would his right be questioned to pay
any other debt in that way? The Court
of Appeals will hardly make itself
ridiculously partisan by holding other
wise. If it should hold that the voter
must in physical person pay his poll tax,
it would be equally reasonable to say
that he shall pay only 70 the treasurer
in person and not to one of his deputies,
and that the tax shall be paid in money
and not by check or postal money order.
There is another reason why such a
construction of the Constitutional pro-
vision would be absurd and unreason-
able. The Constitution says that the
treasurer of each city and county shall
file list of all persons who have paid
their poll taxes as required by law and
verify the list by his oath. 1t is a well
known fact that in many counties most of
the poll taxes are paid to the deputies
of treasurers. How can a treasurer
make oath that each individual voter
on his list has paid his poll taxes in ply
steal person?
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-03-26

ton was made from necessity to prolong
or perpetuate Democratic rule; and this
was to be accomplished by disfrauchis-
ing the Republican electorate. white as
well as cOlored, through the use of the
understanding clause" and the poll
tax qualification. If these failed to
accomplish their designed purpose. then
that machine class, to which Swanson.
Mann and Rhea belonged, intended to
use the same articles and tricks, 4"
which the Danville Register declares
had been used in the past and were
used in 1898, in 1900 and in 1902. This
was the idea of Rhea and his suhalterns.
Hence the effort to manipulate the re-
turns at the Congressional election Of
1902, and to secure his election by fraud
after it had been found that the "un-
derstanding clause" and a new regis
tration had not DISTINGUISHED enough
in the Ninth District to
make the district Democratic. The
then were precisely analo-
gous to the conditions that prevailed in
the district in 1898 and 19OO-the Re-
publicans had a majority. Rhea was
hghting Republicans, and he only fol-
lowed the practices of his party and his
immoral instincts when he tried to
cheat Slemp as he had formerly cheated
Walker.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-03-26
WHERE AUBURN LOCKS ABOUND.
Found in Great Numbers In North
eastern Part Of Scotland.

Red hair is found In distinct excess
north Of the Grampians. and especially
In the northeast of Scotland. A sci
enlist who has made the question OF
pigmentation a special study, and has
Just been helped to conclude a color
survey Of the school children-over
5O,OOO-of Scotland, announced this
as one of his results
In most European countries. he said.
there is a distinct predominance Of
one type over the others. In north
Germany and Sweden it is the blonde
type; in Italy the brunette. No such
predominance is found in Scotland.
Dark hair aud fair are present in
equal proportions. The dominant col
or among Scottish children is brown.
and 1t has to be shown how far brown
Is really blend of fair and dark.
The proportion of red hair through
out the country is a little over 5 per
cent-high compared with the con-
unent One cannot overlook the ref
erence of Tacitus to the red haired
Caledonians. Some curious facts
brought to light suggest that red hair
Is not entirely or strictly a racial
trait 1t may have some peculiar
physiological if not pathological con-
nection.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-03-26
KEEPS STRICT TAB ON CIGARS
Melancholy Man Tells of Drawback to
Wife's Gift.

My wife" said the melancholy
man, always gives me a box of
cigars on my birthday. No; I'm not
going to say what you expect me to.
They are excellent cigars; they ought
to be, for | always give her careful in
structions as to what to get.
The trouble is that she can't seem
to separate herself from the gift. l
presume it is feminine human nature.
but she exercises a watchful guardian
ship over that box. She has a notion
that it ought to be like the widows
cruise of oil. which, as recall. lasted
for a considerable time. Because the
cigars are expensive the taking of one
OF them becomes in her eyes, an
event. l have tried to smuggle other
cigars into that box, but I've always
been caught. Her proprietary inter
est increases as the number of smokes
diminish.
why don't you exert your indie
pendence?" the melancholy man was
asked, and tell your wife that you
will smoke those cigars as you like.
at home. or take the whole box to the
office?"
You don't know my wife," replied
the melancholy man.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-03-26
Test Case.

I'm a beauty DOCTOR" announced
the stranger with the hand satchel full
OF cosmetics and massage machines.
DO you think 1 could get any prac-
uce around here?"
Yeou make ugly things pretty,
don't yeou?" drawled the old farmer in
the speckled shirt
That's my business, sir"
Wall, If yeoull go down back of
my barn yeoull find an old slate-col-
ored COW with one eye and one horn
and wrinkles like canals all over her
race. She's the ugliest COW In seven
states and If yeou can make her pref
" III agree that yeou be a beauty
doctor an give yeou a dollar"
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-03-26
PRINTED BY REQUEST.
Recipe is Easily Prepared at Small
Cost, and Many Swear BY 1t.

Cost, and Many Swear BY 1t.
Mix the following by shaking well in
bottle, and take in teaspoonful doses
after meals and at bedtime.
tluld Extract Dandehon, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla. three
ounces. A local druggist is the author
lty that these simple, harmless ingre-
dents can be obtained at nominal cost
from our home druggists.
The mixture is said to cleanse and
strengthen the clogged and inactive
Kidneys, overcoming Backache. Blad-
der weakness and Urinary Trouble of
all kinds, if taken before the stage of
Bright's disease.
Those who have tried this say it posi-
lively overcomes pain in the back.
clears the urine of sediment and regu-
lates urination, especially at night, cur
ing even the worst forms of bladder
weakness.
Every man or woman here who feels
that the kidneys are not strong or act
ing In healthy manner should mix this
prescription at home and give it a trial.
as 1t Is said to do wonders for many per-
sons.
The Scranton pa Times was first to
PRINT this remarkable prescription, in
october, of 1906, since when all the
leading newspapers of New York. Bos-
ton, Philadelphia, Pittsburg and other
cities have made many announcements
OF 1T to their readers.