Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1908-09-03

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YAK n, E5sM ton were to be-
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~QAN who would take
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~ doggies?
There probably isn't any use in Dor
rowing trouble; but, then. some people
just have to borrow something.
Prosperity Is in the main q relative |
thing, and we are all dead anxious to
have It relate to us.
When we think Jul neighbor Is get
ting his Just reward, he sometimes
seems inclined to think that he is pay
ing a penalty.
When the devil forgets you 1t is time
for you to do some hard thinking. Per
haps he is trusting you entirely to look
out for him.
Most girls think that too much waist
is q waste of good material.
The thing that comes to you free Of
charge sometimes is apt to discharge
with a deep and terrific detonation.
The deepest injury you a do to his |
Satanic majesty is to refuse to be Of
service to him.
Now that eggs are down, ham per-
versely goes up. Will they never asso-
ciate again upon a moderate level?
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are small
pills, easy to take, gentle and sure. Sold
by w. A. Ferguson & Co.
The Professors Wife-You haven't
kissed me for a week. The Professor
fabsently)-Are you sure? Then who is
It l have been kissing?-Life.
DeWitt's Carbollzed Witch Hazel Salve
is recommended as the best thing to use
for piles. 1t is, of course, good for any
thing where a salve is needed. Beware
of limitations. Sold by W. A. Ferguson Co
stella-A dreadful experience, you
say? Bella-Yes; I saw q bargain in
shoes when I had q hole in my stock
ing.-New York Sun.
Suffered day and night the torment of
itching piles, nothing helped me until I
used Doan's Ointment. 1t cured me per-
manently. John r. Garrett, mayor of
Girard, Alabama.
In Buenos Aires the police alone have
the right Of whistling on the streets.
Any other person whistling Is at once
arrested.
Kodol will in a very short time enable
the stomach to do the work it should do
and the work it should do is to digest all
the food you eat. When the stomach can't
do it Kodol does it for it and in the mean
time the stomach is getting stronger and
able to take up its regular work again.
Kodol dlgests all you eat, makes the sto-
machs sweet and is easy to take. 1t is sold
here by w. A Ferguson & Co.
The most magnificent tomb in the
world Is deemed to be the palace TEN.
pie Of Karnak, occupying q space Of
nine acres, OF twice that Of ST. Peters
at Rome. The temple space Is a poets
dream Of gigantic columns, beautiful
courts and wondrous avenues of
sphinxes.
Many people suffer from kidney and
bladder troubles. During recent years a
lot of this trouble has been made unneces-
sary by using DeWitt's Kidney and Blad-
der Pills. They are antiseptic and highly
recommended for weak back, back ache,
rheumatic %.ains, inflammation Of the blad-
der and other trouble due to weak kid
neys. Sold 10y w. A. Ferguson & Co.
THAT man makes a lot of Mistakes"
said n factory employee.
"Yes," answered the other, 'more
than all the rest Of US put together.
The foreman just keeps him around
so that he can have some one to Jump
on and show that he's boss."-Wash-
ington Star.
When you have a cold you may be sure
that it has been caused indirectly by con-
stipation, consequently you must first of
all take something to move the bowels.
This is what has made Kennedy's Laxa-
tive Cough Syrup Sc successful and so
generally demanded. 1t does not cons
tipate like the old fashioned cough cures
but it gently moves the bowels, at the
same time heals irritations and allays in
lammation of the throat. 1t is sold by
W. A. Ferguson & Go.
'~Wen. where's that COOKE" demand