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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
CAUSE FOR ALARM
Epidemic Influenza, Grippe, Ca tarrhal Troubles, Pneumonia
 Increasing.

A marked increase fin troubles of the breathing organs is noted in many localities. If you will only have Fly omei at hand to use with the first at- tack of Cold in the head. Pneumonia. Colds. Bronchitis. Hoarseness. Sore Throat. Group. in fact any respiratory affection. the trouble will be quickly overcome.
 If the attack is neglected and become severe, speedy relief will come in most cases and a persistent use of HyomeI will cure.
 The directions for using it vary. but the principal Is always the same. that of destroying all the germs in the air you breathe and having 1t reach the air passages with dry medication frcm the Pine and Eucalyptus forests.
 Remember that liquids or moisture is barred from the Bronchial Tubes and Lungs. It's the dry air of Hyomei that reaches the spot. E. G. Fowler guar antees if.
 complete outht. q.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
SENATE ys. PRESIDENT.
R.pubiicans of That Body in

P.publicans of That Body in
 Dilemma. Ha
 Washington Special to New York
 Evening Post.
 Two propositions are pending in the Senate for the rehabilition of the Brownsville soldiers. Senator Foraker and those who have sided with him in the controversy submit that all Of the discharged men who will make oath that they took no part In the shooting up" of Brownsville ana have no guilty knowledge of the affray shall be allowed to re-enlist and be reinstated in their old station. Senator Warren, for himself, Senator Lodge. and others of the Military Committee who side with the Presi- dent, propose that after the soldiers have made this required oath. they shall only be allowed to resume their old nositions in the army at the dis cretion of the President. to be ex- ercised in each individual case. =
 Feeling runs higher over the Brownsville affray than over any other one of the points of controversy between Mi. Roosevelt and the he- publican leaders in Congress. The bitterness has been kept under cover but it exists. The letters to senators Smith and Stewart have merely in- creased the resentment and anger Last night and to-day there has been plenty of talk about publicly rebuking the President for his hish-handed attitude and the admonitory tone ne had assumed. but it is unsafe to prs dict that anything will come of it. MT. Foraker Is about the only senator on the Republican side who isn't afraid of the President. and who dares 10 fight him openly. *a
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

if 1t becomes a matter of general be- lief. is going to worry both sexes. the young especially. The woman who is willing to be kissed will find herself halted between whiskers and germs. If she takes a bewhiskered smack she may expect to have her lips plastered all over with dangerous microbes. She might take the precaution to see that her young man has thoroughly disinfeeted his hirsute adornment. or she might put up sign reading mo kisses with whiskers on them received here" but either course might cause the young man to shy on and refuse to do any kissing stunt at all.
 And the case is none the less em- barrassing for the male person, for he must choose between losing his whiskers or going hungry. If he has proper love or respect for the woman n he will not wish to kiss her when he knows he will thus plant enough mi crobes to stock a farm. On the other hand there are men who. to slightly change a famous saying will exclaim; Give me whiskers or give me death.' They dearly ~ love their voluminous boards and vii not sacrifice them to kiss any fair and rosy lips in the Kingdom. When the girls declare that a smooth face or no kiss is their motto there1l be grief and consternation among the lovers of osculatory re- treatments. On the whole. we shall not be surprised to learn that the barbers are behind this new theory. for they are the ones most likely to reap material beneft from it. But the question is-Whiskers or Kisses?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
Hon. Enmet o'Neal.

SheMeld Standard.
 The announcement of this able and eloqnent Democrat as candidate for President Elector- at large will be received with satisfaction by the Democrats of Alabama. Mir O'Neal was urged to become a candidate by leading Democrats of every section of the state.
 The ofice of eleetor Is purely one of honor, and 1t is generally bestowed upon men who have the ability to uphold the party standard in the face of fierce opposition. Mir. O'Neal is amply able to do this, being a man Of strong intellectually and one of the most forceful and impressive pub lie speakers in Alabama His appear Ance On the hustings will bring hack memories of the good old days when the clarion voices of. Yancy and Hil- Hard, Walker and Clay and other in- tellectual giants rang out in eloquent tones in behalf of pure and undecided Democracy.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

t.c.. ,o tb. light. absoluteIy. reso- iuteIy. beyond the hazard of return to folly" . x. Is an unrnistskable evidence or repsns-
 which we hope will be fulfilled. of "a better Better fife The Constitution has fnily ouaIifled itself for membership in the National Prosperity Ass1sistiPSn; I2s Pn.t .rs !ns hss nst told as how Co retrieve the losses we have sustained as result of inc Folly" which 1t advised and now acknowledges, but It i,cn lays Sor aowf ahe 1utnre and we could wish no better for if and it's likes than that It ana thay stick to it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
This Is My sOth Birthday
Theodore A. Bingham.

Theodore A. Bingham. whose efforts to reform the police force of New York City have attracted much public attention. was born. in .Andover. Conn, May 14, 1S5s4 He attended Yale College for three years. but hIs desire for a military career led him to leave college before his graduation and to enter West Point. He graduated from the military academy in 1878 and entsren tne army as a second lieutenant of engineers He became a captain in 1888 and during the next five years he served as military at- tache of the United States embassies tn Fer lin and Rome From 1897 to 1903 he was military, aide to the President of the United States In 1904 he was promoted to the rank of brigadker- general. and in the same year was retired for disability in line of duty Upon his retirement from the army he accepted from Mayor Mcclellan the po- sItton of police commissioner of New York City General Bingham belongs to several of the promiMlent patriotic societies of the Unit ed States and has been decorated by the Legion of Honor of France. .- <.s
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
wHIskERs oR KISSES.

If we are able to make a correct diagnosis of the situation there is complicated condition ahead for both man and woman. In order to get at the origin or cause of the anticipated entanglement we copy this explana- ton from an observant contemporary;
 Barbers everywhere should unite Tn vote of thanks to the Paris physician who has demonstrated, to his own sat tsfactlon at least that the bearded man is no fit person for a young woman 10 kiss The physician, according to re- port took two young men, one smooth shayen and the other having whiskers, on a tour of Paris from the big shops to the Louvre, riding in every type or When the tour was finished the men were presented to young woman, who permitted each to kiss her once, When the first young man had per pressed a pad of gelatine to the wo- mans lips. The same was done after the other had Kissed her. The pads were then subjected to conditions ra- vorable to the development of any mi crobes that had been caught on them
 Several days later. the pads were The result. as reported by the doctor. is calculated to drive all bearded men to the barber chair. The pad which registered the smooth shaven man kiss was found to contain few iocKs of totally harmless germs the other pad had swarmed with tuberCulosIs bacilli. typhoid germs and tetanus mI- crobes, all ready to get in their deadly work Indeed. 1t appeared that a singIe kiss from the bewhishered man had de- posited disease enough on the young woman's, lips and face to warrant any kind of diagnosis. -,
 Here uae.see--the7 matter deronstrat- ed to a mathematical eertairty-if anything Is cArtain in. this day of dis putation The Paris medfer was not content with delivering learned opin- ions on the subject; he Sets to work and demonstrates his theory bv show ing the microbes. and what better evi- dence does one want than that? See ing is believing" we are told and it must be so in this case IT the doctor had written an article for the maga- zines setting forth the theory that whiskers contain microbes he would have made but few converts, but when he produces the little animals alive and kicking we can do no less than admit the fact.
 This latest demonstration of science
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
lin fn the south.

New York Globe.
 Despite the loud claims of the Bryan ties that they would take Minnesota away from Governor Johnson, the Democratic primaries of Minnesota yesterday insured a solid delegation for Johnson. The attempt of Bryan to hamstring his opponent at home has conspicuously failed. and all doubt of the persistence of the Johnson candi- dacy is removed.
 It is up to the South to say who shall he the Democratic nominee. If the Southern States come up for Bryan practically solid the nomination is all ready as good as made. The Johnson movement is on in Alabama and in Fir- ginia, and is beginning to show in other Southern States. but nothing de- cisiVe has occurred.
 In 1ss6 the Southern States caused the first nomiha tiou of Bryan. In 1900 they consented to his renomination. al- though privately a majority of the Southern, delegates disappToved In is04 the South repudiated Bryan's ad- vice and caused the nomination of Par ker. Again the South has a chance to decide.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
THuRsDAY, MAY IA, 1908.

Referring to the claim of the high tarin men that 1t should be revised by it's friends, Judge Harmon says: we say 1t should be revised by the friends of the people" and that sentence cov- CTS the whole ground. The friends of our tarifE laws will never revise or modify those laws in the interest of the American people. and it is idle to sxpect it. The friends of the people are the only ones who are competent 10 do the work properly.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
This Date in History
MAY IA.

l26b-Alighiori Dante. Italian poet .porn'
 Died Sept. 14. 1921.
 15o1-Arnarigo Vespucci started on his third
 voyage. going as far as Patagonia. teaa-sir William Phipps arrived at Boston
 with new charter from William and
 Mary. i7saZTimothy Dwight. President of Yais
 College. born Died Jan. II, 1sl1. 1Ts2-John Wentworth appointed Governor
 of Nova Scotia. 17ss-Edward Jenner established the prfn-
 ciples- of vaccinations. 17a7-Convention assembled tes draft the
 constitution of tha United states. isl4--Peace of Paris ratified by France and
 all the Allies.
 fss1-Madarns Patti made her first London
 appearance at Covent Gardsn.t lss2-C C. washburn. ex-Goyernor, of wis
 consia. died
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

Proof is inexhaustible that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound carries women safely through the Change of Life.
 Read the letter Mrs. E. Hanson, BOA K. Long St., Columbus, Ohio, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
 "I was passing through the Change of Life, and suffered from nervous ness, headaches, and other annoying symptoms. My doctor told me that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound was good for me, and since talk ing 1t I feel so much better, and can, again do my own work. never erforget to tell my friends what Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound did for me during this trying period"
 FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty years Lydia E. Pink. hams Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera- ton, fbroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bear ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges. ton, dizziness or nervous prostration. Why don't you try itp
 Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

If the price of rsdium keeps falling 1t will soon be almost as cheap as beef-steak. You can buy it now at the rate of something more than three mill lion. dollars a pound. True, there isn't as much as pound in existence, but If there were 1t would sell at the rate mentioned. so we are told
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

The Louisiana Republicans had a warm convention last Monday. and had TOW over the color line, as they do in many other States. However as both colors endorsed Roosevelt and instructed for Taft. their differences amount to nothing.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

If the prohibition law has done nothing else over in Columbus it is at least giving the grand jury something to do. That body is indicting men for violating the law by dozens.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

4 news despatch from Atlanta brings the information that mo mosqui- toes will be allowed in the confines of Atlanta this Summer Does Atlanta s prohibition law include mosquitoes?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

France we are told. wants to see President Castro spanked, but prefer that Uncle sam use the paddle. No doubt Roosevelt will be glad to ac- comodate France.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

If Richard Croker thinks 1t his duty and privilege to tell this country what it needs, let him drive ahead, but we don't need either his advice or him self.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

Have we a war Secretary" asks The Richmond Journal Well, what difference does it make whether we have of not? Havn't we a President who can be the whole thing?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

Governor Hoke Smith is moving right along. He made speech in Au- gusta few evenings ago in the course of which he handed out the lie to persons in his audience and to the with considerable impar- tiality. If that is. the Kind of argu- ment that catches votes in Georgia they are welcome to enjoy it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
SWORN cIRcuLATIoN.

The Montgomery Advertiser guarantees its Advertisers (and makes 1t part of the contract when requested) that its daily CIT cuiatfon is larger than that Of any morn. ing newspaper printed in Alapama--and that it's Sunday edition has the largest cir-' collation. of any edition of any newspaper printed in Alabama without exception.
 The figures for April printed below repre- senf the actual net circulation. all returns having been deducted.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

If whiskers plant microbes as is now claimed. wouldn't Governor Hughes SOW an immense crop if he should kiss a woman?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

"President upholds dam tax" says A headline in The Washington Post, and The Columbua State wants to know which dam tax is it?' Might it be the tariff?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

They tell of a rooster up in Missouri that sat out a brood of chickens but what of 1t? He isn't the only hen peeked husband on record
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

If Mrs Guinness actually committed suicide as is now suspected, it was about the only good deed she has done.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
November May Show Another

Jasper News.
 ohlo, the State of Taft and of For aker. experienced the novelty of an earthquake Monday. It was not political one, either, but of the gen ulne kind. Ohio is great when 1t comes to ahAkA-unR
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

There is no rest for huphy--his worI goes on and on---last week be mao the furnace nre--today he niows tn lawn!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14

A rose by any other name woul have some Latin name as long as you arm, given 1t by some fool scientis
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-08-15
NEWSPAPERS THE BEST
ADVERTISING MEDIUM.

A rather striking demonstration OF
the supreme value of newspaper ad-
vertising owe all other kinds is Civ.
en- by the Bureau of Navigation, which
spent last year $50, 900 in advertising
for ecruits for the navy, says the
Washington Cd. c. Herald. 1t was
determined to spend a similar sum
this year but before letting the con
tracts the bureau thought it advisa-
Bile to find out where it had received
the best returns for its money. An
investigation showed that all maya
zne and periodical advertising pro
duced from onefifth to one-sixteenth
the returns in enlisted men the dali
newspaper advertising did. The
most printable line of advertising
was b a under the Help Wanted"
By using the daily newspapers the
Bureau of Navigation got recruits
at an advertising COS of $3.50 each,
as against SIS to sos each through
the medium of certain magazines
and journals.
There is in this investigation by
the Bureau Of Navigation and its re
suits a most striking lesson for com
merce and industry, which depend
for their profits On being known OF
the people. 1t is obvious why the new
paper offers so much more profitable
a field than any other medium. Part
of the people may read this magaz-
inc, part may read that, but in this
day and g practically the entire-pop
~ulation of the country reads the dali
ly newspapers, and goes to 1t for ad-
vice and help.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-08-15
CALL FOR CONFERENCE OF
COMMERCIAL ORGANIZATION

Executive Office, Santa Fe, N. M. TO
the Commercial Clubs, Boards of
Trade and Chambers of Commerce,
in the Territory of New Mexico:
The Sixteenth National Irrigation
Congress will meet in the City of AL
buquerque September goth, 1908. This
Is an occasion of deep Importance to
New Mexico, as it will bring to the
Territory not only many high officials
OF our national government and dis
tinguished visitors from foreign coun-
tries, but great fnanciers and promot-
ers of this nations industries. 1t be-
hooves, therefore, the commercial or
CARNATIONS of our Territory to be on
hand and contribute their combined
efforts towards making this particu-
lar session of the National Irrigation
Congress a sweeping success.
Believing that a great deal of good
ear be accomplished for New Mexico
In general by an organization of its
commercial bodies to the exten that
they may cooperate to each others
ment Of the Territory as a whole, l.,
George Curry, Governor of the Terri
tory OF New Mexico. do hereby call a
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-08-15
Correct legal blanks. Record onee
Mail Order Competition.

1t is safe to say that any merchant
who o energetically about it can
win back a lot of the mail order trade
of his community to his store.
The trouble is that so many mer-
chants make the mistake of spending
their time knocking" mail order
competition, instead of boosting
their own business. They forget that
you can catch more flies with sug-
ar"
Arguing that a catalogue house u
toner is not a good citizen, heaping
abuse on mail order houses, telling
people that they get cheated most OF
the times they buy by mail, doesn't
count for much in the long run
The thing for the dealer to do in
his own community is to tell his
trade what good merchandise they
can buy in his store; how far a little
money will go for reliable merchan.
disc in his store; that their credit is
good, if he does a credit business;
that they a see what they buy and
pay for it when they get it, and not
buy without seeing what they're get.
ting and paying for it week OR two
in advance; that they can get what
they want when they want it, without
waiting a week or two for it to come
by mail or express.
The dealer who carries the best
goods he can find, sells them at the
lowest margin of profit that is reas
enable, advertises effectively, and
gives careful attention to the innum
cradle ways open to him of attract
ing and holding trade, will have little
to fear so far as mail order competf
ton is concerned.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-08-15

conference of the commercial organi-
cations of New Mexico, to meet in the
city of Albuquerque, Oh October list,
1908, for the purpose of discussing
plans of federation and if possible
to evolve a scheme for a territorial
promotion committee. Sucn combined
efforts on the part of the live business
interests of the Territory, would IN
1oubtedly hasten New Mexico forward
to the prosperous era which we are
confident is close at hand.
I invite every commercial organi-
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-08-15

u. CIV, to be held n the city of Los
Angeles, California, the 18th and 5th
of September, to elect a Major Cen
eral to command the Pacific Division
of the U. c. V. and a Brigadier Cen
eral. The delegates elected his after
noon were: Capt. J.. r. Allston, Jas.
E. Rucker, r. P. Bean; alternates,
A. J.. Welter, T. B. Lovelace, R. Il.
H. Burnett.
Miss Eva Bean was elected spon-
Sol and Miss Elizabeth Evans maid
OF honor.
A committee was appointed to make
provisions for the needy ex-Confed-
crates, consisting of R. H. H. Burnett,
w. Beardsley and A. J. We1ter.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-08-15

to attend this conference, and l urge
all the representatives so appointed
to take a personal interest in the sue
cess of the meeting.
Done at the Executive Office
this 9Th day of August, A.
D., 1908. Witness my hand
(SEAL) and the Great Seal Of the
Territory of New Mexico.
GEORGE CURRY,
By the Governor:
NATHAN JAFFA,
Secretary of New Mexico.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-08-15

C. F. Brock, proprietor Of the Shell
by hotel, who las been in Indiana
taking medical treatment, is now at
Amarillo and Is expected home in a
few days. His son, Frank Brock, who
vent to Indiana after him, is expect
ed home Monday night.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-08-15

S. F. Gutsch, Of Hagerman, who
had been at st. Mary's hospital, after
an operation for appendicitis, was
able to go home today. He went home
several days ago, but returned to the
hospital. He now hopes to remain at
Hagerman.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-08-15
CONFEDERATE VETERANS
e

Valverde Camp Confederate Veter-
Of Judge Evans. The principal bust
ness was to send delegates to the an
nual reunion Of the Pacific Division
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-08-15

!; LOCAL NEWS 5


MI. and Mrs. John A. Brewer, OF
Boston, Mass, are guests at the Shell
by.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-11-25
DIR. z. ARCHAMBAULT.

General diseases treated, but special atten
ton given to the treatment OF tuberculosis or
consumption by means of the new serum.
Barrc--Uiiico 5S Summer ST., corner West
observation-disclosures Henry Gigure, for conynl-
tafiQn, Iuesdays to IL o. IN. Graniteyille-
Residence 0dnla GilheIt, for consultation, Fri
days TO ~ a. In. Tel. a07-l3
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-11-25
c. L. u. Delegates.

A regular meeting Of the Central La
Dor Union OF Barre and vicinity viii be
held In Nichols block on Friday evening,
Nov. 81, at 1880 o'clock. Jas. Mutch,
Sec'y.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-11-25
THE BARRE DAILY TIMES
WEDNESDAY,, NOVEMBER IS, 1908.
Weather Prediction.

Rain In north, generally cloudy in
south portion tonight. Thursday, clou.
dy, probably occasional rains; light east.
erly to southerly winds.