Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-07-16

vocacy by a man who is on record as
without faith will have little binding
effect upon his readers,
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Theodore A. Bell, of California. told
Bryan that If President Roosevelt's
policies were attacked in that state, the
democrats would lose, so this will not
be made one of the issues there. The
question will be handled freely In other
states but of course California will
not find it out as the people out there
never read the newspapers. 1t is GER
tainly an idea that reflects great cred
it on Mr.. Bell.
In Marshalltown it is either shoot to
kill or get beat up to the point OF
death. Deadwood Gulch is a tame place
in comparison.
Some Of those democratic planks
will have about as much influence az
toothpick.
Carson will on August and be a
good place for aspiring politicians who
wish to get tips and take lessons in the
gentle art of public flnesse. The South
western Iowa Log Rolling association
OF the Modern Woodmen will get to-
gether at Carson on the dates named
and show how it is all DONE
The Iowa National Guard is being
modified at Spirit Lake for a summer
encampment. That is the place for the
permanent camp ground. Away from
the vices OF a city and as near out
door sport as possible is the place
to mobilize the young men of the
guard. What is the matter with Spirit
Lake boomers that they do not come
forward with land and a bid for the
plum?
In the defectionsof that congressman
from the Ninth district of New York
the democratic ranks seem to have
sprung Leake.
II want YOU" said the stage mana
ger, ito play the part of banker, and
I want YOU to try to play 1t with a
touch of originality
"All right responded Yorick Hamm,
"Tll leave off the mutton-chop whis-
s."--Kansas City Journal.
The way to stop the loss of popula-
ton on the farms of Iowa is to divide
the farms, multiply the sets OF build
ings and equip each for q dairy farm.
At an early date in November that
democratic ticket will be punched for
a thru passage up the Salt River route
a we'll known scenic line so popular
with the dems..
Candidate Sherman belongs to the
Dutch Reformed church, of which
President Roosevelt is also member
Wonder If the democrats can work out
connection of the steam roller in this
fact.
The meanest man on earth has now
met meaner one. He chloroforms the
chickens when he steals them. Even the
dog sleeps thru it all.
Cole Younger, ex- bandit and ex-con-
vict from Minnesota, will be on exhi-
bition next week at the Red Mems
street fair at Council Bluffs. Warden
Wolfer, of the Minnesota prison is re-
ported to have said that Younger was
pardoned on condition that he leave
Minnesota and never publicly exhibit
himself. If this is the case the mana
gers of the street fair are doing wrong
to tempt Younger to break his pledge.
II didn't enjoy my bath at ALL" said
Mrs. Vainthing at the seashore.
what was wrong? Was the water
too cold?" asked, her husband.
mo, the water,rwas all right. but
brown bathing. suits. are the thing this
year and mines blue"
If YOU must go swimming don't be
too proud to use discretion for fear Of
being called a coward. 1t may save put
ting crepe on the door.
Journalists may come and Journalists
may go but the Marquise de Fonte-
noy's letters about the British peerage
and Frank G. Carpenters globe circling
correspondence seem to go on for
ever.
Young Doctor-Did you diagnose his
case as appendicitis, or merely the
cramps?
Ola Doctor-Cramps. He didn't have
money enough for appendicitis-Cor-
with Hustler.