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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-17
Yachts May
Be 20 Days

VIII the yachts arrive this week 2
Today they are out thirteen days from
the port OF departure and Captain Sin
clair's dinner, ordered for the night of
the 18th, at the Young Hotel. will be
ready for him.
From the account of the trip of the
oil steamer Roseerans, which arrived
here last night, it would appear that
the strong trades which have been
blowing, here for the past week are
not blowing at sea more than two hun
dred miles away from the Islands.
Captain Gus Holmes of the Rose
Grams, who is much interested in the
Yacht race and kept sharp lookout
for the boats, thinks that slow time
will be made. He left Monterey two
DAYS after the yachts left San Pedro
and reports that for the first day rough
weather was encountered. For the
rest of the trip, which took eleven
DAYS. there was no wind to speak Of
and the sea was as smooth as glass
until within a couple of hundred miles
of the Islands. He, of course, was aot
so far south as the yachts, but is of
the opinion that the same weather en-
countered by the Rosecrans was expe-
rienced by the racers. If this is the
case, twenty days will be time enough
for the boats to arrive in. 1t has n1t
been the Hawaii IS weather, and the
Gwendolyn II. may beat out her larger
rivals in the long run.
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ROBERTS MAY FIND MATCH.

The best heavyweight wrestler OF the
feet, Faber of the Virginia, has gone
to Lahaina but win be here before the
departure of the warships.
He viii be matched with Sailor Rob-
erts, the local champion, and the bout
should be web worth witnessing, for
Roberts is a very fair man and will
take lot Of downing by any wrestles
likely to be with the battleships.
Roberts is in fine shape having been
in steady training for some time past,
with the idea of getting a match dur
ing feet week.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-17
TENYo MARU rs IN.

The record holding liner Tenyo Maru
was reported off Diamond Head at
half-past one this morning, the three
whistles announcing her leading to the
belief among many that one of the
racing yachts had been sighted. the
Tenyo Maru sailed from the Coast on
the 18th and apparently made no at
tempt to beat her time up, although
arriving day ahead of schedule.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-17

The Kauai polo team practised at
>kapiolani Park yesterday afternoon.
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BORN.

BOCKUS-In this city, 1875 Thurston
avenue, July 10, 1908, to Mr.. and
Mrs. c. c. Bockus, daughter.
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For SALE.

Lots at Kauhf, close to csr-ias nj
half prices. Terms: $50 down, 3aA
$40 per month, without inteTest.
Lots (about one-half acre. on sasman
Heights, unequaied in view and ao1.
Lots at from $3.50 and UP in NuaAxw
Valley, on your own terms
Lots at Kapahuu at 500 esca sR
time payments without interest.
Lots at Palama, within walking a:so
tance from town. Easy terms
FOR RENT-An eightlroomed fur.
nished house, with stable. etc, on KA-
lhi road. one block from car line:
large grounds with bearing fruit trees.
Rental $50 per month
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PASSENGERS.
Arrived.


Arrived.
Per t. K. K. s. s. America Maru
from the Orient, July ia. B. How
lit, II. NJ. S. Northcote.
Per str. Niihau, from Kauai ports,
July 10. II. Coney and sons, Mr..
Hogg, Master Hogg, F. Carter, Chas
Blake, Mr., Gray, c. w. Spitz, w. H.
Rice, Ben Llama, Master Rice and two
deck.
Per str. Mauna Loa, from Hawaii and
Maui ports, July 16.-Miss S. G. Clark,
Miss NJ. G. Maxwell, Paul Bartholo-
new, E. f. Bartholomew, Lee Let, Rev.
G. Takagi, NJ. Bird, Mrs. w. c. Crook
.Jr., Mrs. W. Mann and servant, S. Ako,
A. G. Alexander, w. G. Taylor, Jpe..
Akana, Miss K. Waiau, Miss T. Marcos.
J. P. Limo, w. Cameron, Geo. M. Rob
ertson, Carl Walters, p. Kaupiko, Jno.
Lohiau, A. PoTna, Jno. Aku, Lot Ka-
1--WE, Thos. y. Haze, Ed. K. Iona, Nj.
Kuaimoku, s. w. Kaai, Jno. Casper,
Miss NJ. Casper, Miss A. Gaspar, Miss
F. Casper, NJ. C. De Mello, Mrs. Jno.
De Mello, f. T.. Leslie, Mrs. r. L. Les
lie, G.. p. Kamauoha, Miss E. Kamau-
CHA, Miss K. Kahalewai, G. w. Baker.
%. M. Kekuewa, Miss NJ Mitchell. II.
L. Kawewehi, A. Parsons, Mrs. c. j.
Robinson and servant, Miss B. Clark,
II. A. Mcguire, Mrs. J. a. Mcguire, Miss
il Alderman, Miss B. Alderman, Miss
a. Il. Wilson, f. e. Hime, w. w. Bru-
ner, Mrs w. w. Bruner, Mrs. W. NJ.
McQuaid, Mrs. Ahuna, S. Hamamotn
Mrs. JAS. Cowan, Master Cowan, T. G..
White, Mrs. T. G. White and servant,
W. Il. Roy. Alfred Gouveia, R. A. Me-
Wayne, J. K Keliilxoa, VIM Weeks. FL.
Weeks Jr., T. r. Yates, J. d. johnson,
J. r. Paris. w. II. johnson, Mrs. j. D.
Paris, Ed. Kekuewa. f. Comes. Miss L.
Bonn, y. Coerper, L. S. Aungst, A. Green
well, Il. Maefarlane, Joe Henriques, n.
n. Naxamura, K. Ito, Malanehi, VIM.
K. Lelswai, Miss e. Bell, H. Ahu, K.
NJ Overend, Ed X Miller, Miss Alice
Hastings, H Holt, Miss A. Greenwich,
Archie G. Kaaua, f. Lindemann, A.
stiIlman, G. i. Kopa. Mrs. Ct B. Me-
Kenzie, j. NJ Gum, Mrs. j. w. Gum.
Jno Steward, Miss MI. Christophersen,
G. T.. KeIiney, DR.. J. J. Garry, a. Enos,
ID. =. Meyers, ]. Hart, Miss j. Hansen,
Mrs. G. Hansen, Miss e. Daniels, Miss
NJ Cummings. Miss n. Cummings, J.
lH. O'Brien, Rev. L. Kroll, ID. Conway,
Miss NJ. Paone. Miss NJ Lunsome,
Akana, Miss G. ID. Low.
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FOUND,
ROOMS 10 RAM

COOL and ccmmodious; well furnish.
ed; mosquito-proof Helen's Court
1924 Adams Lane. 2n5r
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DEPARTED.

Thursday, July 49,
All. s. S. Arizonan, TapIey, for San
Francisco.
T. K K. s. s. America Maru, Filmer,
for San Francisco
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FURNTsHEn ROOMS.

COOL. central, pleasant-The Elite
furnished rooms, Hotel street, oppo-
site Young Hotel. 1901
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OFFICES FOR RENT

THE STANGENWALD'' Only IRE
proof office building r. ,:tv
NDER YOUNG BTrsf. DING
Honolulu's only unto date Ere nroo'
building; rent inclaFps sactr,c light.
hot and cold water md fainter SER
vice. Apply the yon Hamm- Young
Co.. Ltd.
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sssSzkzsyBzxgzzzn
TRENT TRUST CO., Ltd
TO LET
$4,000 ard Over.

V'SO IA-4A OVGA.
$500. Waikiki; B. r.. Furnished
5000. Waikiki B'ch; 3. r. Furnished
5000. College Hills; 4 B. r.. Furnished
50 90. Pacific Hts; B. R. Furnished
46. 90. .Anapuni St; B. r.. Furnished
1000. Dominis St.; B. R..Furnished
$4,000 to $500.
$35. 90. Pacific Hts; B. r. Furnished
$500. Anapuni St.; B. R.. FURNISHED
$500 :. .Palolo; B. R.. Furnished
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$1,000 to $4,000.

SOME OTHERS NOT ADVERTISED
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LOST. sTRAYED Or STOLEN

TAKEN from Nuuanu and Vineyard
streets, a white bull terrier male pup
Please return to Fred Smith, Pan
theon saloon 1901
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gold watch and gold inlaid
back-comb. Return to this office and
receive reward 5000
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TRENT TRUST CO.. ltd.
Classified Advertisements

49, Cash must accompany Che
copy. No deviation from this rule.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
Trains That Never Change.

The modern travelling man who car
ries always the latest time schedules
In his coat pocket and grumbles be-
cause the Pathfinder Is published only
once month may find II difficult to
believe that certain fundamental
trains have been going In aud out or
Boston at the same hour on the same
service and making the same stops
for three-score years. In fact, Massa.
chusetts folks rather resent change
In timetables. The story is told of one
timetables. The story is told of one
Massachusetts, rural town In the old
days that when 1t was proposed to put
on more trains to Boston the inhabi-
tants objected because they said 1t
would be task to remember the
times OF so many trains.
Back in the days of the Mexican
war our grandfathers came into Bos,
ton from down East to find ou: what
Taylor was doing on the Nueces river
and to get line on the prices OF
West India goods, and their sons
came up In 81 to answer old Abe's
call, at the same hour on the same
old train that still carries their chill.
dron and grandchildren to and from
the allnrements of the metropolis Cf
New England. nd.--Boston Herald.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24

Tom had -made ground enough to turn
safely and reconnoiter. Seeing the
coast clear once more, he .stalked
cautiously, toward Miss fuckers back
door, and was just about to pounce
upon the sunoffending liver, when the
door suddenly opened There was a
Wild swish, and fiery hot liquid fell
IN Hood upon him! Yowling In pain,
the cat flew over the fence and dis
appeared under the Jones woodshed,
Just as little Johnny Jones appeared
upon the scene and shook his fist at
Miss Tucker standing threateningly
upon the back stoop.
i'I'il fix you fer that, doggone ye."
yelled Johnny. forgetting neighborly
etiquette and ciyility to his superlors.
That night, after Miss Tucker had
retired, there began a series of most
disheartening walls about her back
stoop, Rushing down stairs, lamp in
hand, she opened the back door.
Horrors, the stoop was covered with
cats! Grabbing the broom, she pur.
sued them madly down the path. Then
Shc iceoihcu, IaihnB at tue VaTiulntb.
No sooner had she gotten into bed
again; than the chorus, greatly ac
cenfuated, began once more. .
fa Mercy! This time II was on the
front porch! Again the maiden lady
Charged the cats and retired, and once
more the cats returned After chasing
them away four times. she pulled the
covers over her head in alright.
,Therel1was something nncanny about
II all-and besides q black cat with
yellow eyes had almost bewitched her
In the darkness as she struck at him
with her broom.
All night long In a perspiration of
fear, she lay In bed, her head as well
as her body covered with comforters.
As soon as the first suggestion OF
dawn appeared. she got up timidly and
approached the porch. AS she did 80,
a grsai tiger cat Jumped to-the ground
and lied into the bushes. Cautiously
opening the door. Miss Tucker peeksd
through a tiny crack onto the porch
floor. Strewn all over the porch was
more than bushel Of catnip. Rush
Ing hurriedly TO the back stoop, she
found this also. o.eovered " til the same |
aromatic. plant Litrle J6hnny Jones 4
had .baf.l .. l,faN an n IAd .-
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
Ho Tried Not To-

When ninc.year-old Teddy display.
I'd the shining new quarter which Mr..
Ringloss had given him down at the
corner store mother very naturally
asked If her little boy had said Thank
YOU to fathers friend.
No answer.
Surely you thanked Mr. Ringloss p
she persisted.
Still no answer. Trouble showed on
the little face.
TEDDY, listen You ought to have
said Thank you, sir Did your
No answer yet, and trouble threat
ened 10 produce showers
"Come here, dear little son Tell
mamma now. Did you thank Mr. Rim
gloss for the quartcr?'
Then the storm broke, but between
the sobs and tears came the required
information II told him thank you,
an lac said not to mention 1t, an
tried not TO. Philadelphia Ledger
POLO TONIGHT at $50, Marion VS..
Ashland. 1T
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III u NOR
y s - ~ -
AT THE BOX OFFICE.
Younsster Easily Explained the Loes
tlon Of Seat He Wanted TO oeeunY.

Younsster Easily Explained the Looa
tion Of Seat He Wanted to Occupy.
There was an expectant line Of pro
spectiye theater goers at the box ofiice
window, and the treasurer despite his
usual genial disposition was beeon1ine
n biz grumpy. His replies we're shori
and terse This was not lost on a
youDgster who stood awaiting bis
turn. ak44 n N
What is It, boy1" the ticket dis
penser asked shortly. Y
Gimme a good seat" was the re.
joinder
I'm what location? Talk fast"
81 want the dog seat" the kid an.
sweTed
Look here: | haven't time to fool
Where do you want TO sit?"
II told you in the dog seat--d-h-o-g-
dog seat Amt that plain enoughT
well, where is the d-h.o-g seat,
them"
Gee, chappie. get wise-K-9!
And then the treasurer smiled.-Lip.
pincOtt's Magazine
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OIL KING.
Continued from Page One.

Continued from Page One.
better things In the world than
making money, and since 1891 he
had been gradually retiring from
business. He said:
There is more important work
than making money. and there IS
much for me to do.'FI belong TO
the ProtherhGcA of Man"
Refreshed by days rest. Mr.
Rorkefe Ter was smiling when Mr..
Kellogg resumed his cross-cxamIna-
tion ...| .sF
THnw many railroad men did you
take into the Standard after 1902"
81 could not say.R
"Was w rr1 Vanderbilt. stock
holder. ..,'. .'#
81 can't say definitely He might
hive hoaH . stockholT,r for trifl-
ing amount"
"Did vcu not sign paper on
Nlrch 10 1875, requesting an in
crease 60 c9ptal stock ~ follows:
wv. W. Vanderbilt ~ ]. ID. Rock
efel'er, his Attorney"
"That may 10: tho rlpc would
be the best evidence"
Mr.. Kellogg hrouPht out the fact
that Amasa Stone. thon president o.
the Iat" Shore and Michigln South
ern railrosh; Stillman Witt, O di-
rector of the I9',a Shore and Rig
Four roads and ]. p. Handy, also
a dire2tor n the Rig Fonr railroa1
We're taken into the STANDARD OIL
COMPANY in tho carly davs. ...
MIR. Rockefeller said that p. "
seemed 10 have access TO
w, IL Vanderbilt and the witness
thorl}ht he afterwards became presI
dent of the Erie railroad ~
"And he was president wNi!a he
was stockholder In vour com
panv?" asked Mr.. Kellogg.
"If 90. ho was not sfockhcider
for any le'1th Of time"
The witness said hn all not think
LhPt any officials OF the PennSylvanir
wera connected with the Standard
OIL company
From list read nv Mr.. Kellogg
he witness identified Is small com
parirs which Mr.. Rockefeller said
we're purchased by the Standard and
he said he believed 90 to 25 con-
,erns were bought In Cleveland.
How many did you keep in Oper-
,tlon?" II
"l could not say p" !
Were not mos of them dis
''The smaller ones we used in
construction and the larger ones
We connected with our plants. we
an the Clark, Schurmer Co., the
lark, Payne & Co. and Hanna,
'ashingt0r & Co."
Mr.. Kellogg called attention IN
he purchases of Porter Moreland /
Co, and Pennett, Warner 4 Co. |
Ogether with Fasterlv aud Davis. |
nd John Jackson, and asked Mr.. |
rockefeller If be nd not purchase
hem. The witness said the Stand
rd OH interests bought Porter. |
ioreland g. Co, and Bennett War
er & Co.. and conveyed II TO the
'cme on COMPANY,
Mr.. KelloPtg read from ]. D. Arch
Odds testimony in 1879 IN which ne
tated that the Acme OH company
vas an independent oil company and
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
SOME HEROES AID 4 COWARD.

II was goodly company. Never
before had the Three Eagles Inn
sheltered SO many lion hearts. so
many of the bravest of the brave.
There was Sheridan, the Jungle in
yader, and Wilby, who rode with
jameson, and the Emerson brothers.
with their glamour of early-day
scouting. Perkins had scuttled away
from caDnibals IN the hot islands and
Youngblood talked constantly Of III
bet and Kabul. .
Little Bettiha, the trim. piauant
maid Of the Three Eagles, drank in
all the heroism and goIden-deed stun,
Fitting from bravo to bravo, che had
a word for dashing eavalrymen here
and merry, blue eye for swagger-
ing huntsmen there And all OF the
famous company toasted her sauey,
glance, her dimpled chin, her locks of
golden tinting
ut was close pinch, I tell you!"
roared Butler, the railroad builder,
finishing yarn OF strife on the
frontier; and all the yallants yelled
when timid, dapper. little Hans vo-
gel, the clerk. asked But weren't
you afraid. Mr.. BullerY"
"Yotre brave chap!" jeered Bull
Ter; and all the others auipped and
teased poor Hans.
Hans wouldn't fight" confded the
pretty Bettina to colonel of hussars.
He was raised at his mothers apron
strings. Bahl' like a mani, And
the colonel slapped his thigh and his
red face broke into loud laughter.
Hans Is coward" scoffed one.
"Yon ought to have seen me in
Manehuria," Dragged another.
II fought three men at once, boast
ed a third. ...,.. .
The petite Bettina Joined In the gen
eral t-derisioD. Hans" she said.
you'd better keep quiet, You're
among rsen now" and she laid stress
oh the 'men." rit r
Hans grew quite red. "Oh, | would
never dare to attempt the feats you
gentlemen have performed" he said,
In his prim, modest way. IL am just
little fellow, who writes all the day
on the account books and waits upon
the travellers, while you are men of
the big rough world that never
saw"
And then from outside came the
clamor OF men shouting, very far
away-then nearer, nearer, until the
noise was just outside. uproaIious,
blood-curdling, frightful.
What is it?'' asked Butler. the war
correspondent, Sraning from his
chair
For answer painting foaniing.
swapping dog plunged through the
open doorway. eyes rolling, mouth
dripping with the dread craze OF the
rabies. XIX.
"Mein Gott!" shouted German
captain. Der dog iss, mad"
There was q scurrying, . scramb-
hing of wOrld-known yallsnts into
chairs, through the door, through the
windows. Only the trim. petite Bet
'hN esoSt III thc tuluuie vi the TOOUl,
dazed and unable to move. IT, was
then that slight figure wriggled
over the hotel desk: there was a
twisting and bimbins' and whiling
about of man and dog. and. with the
chivalry OF the earth agapo. little
Hans Nogel. hotel CLERK anu coward.
stood upon the dead dogs head
Save der girl" roared the German
captain, when the animal bad ceased
10 writhe.
Dear me-" murmured Hans Vogei.
Pm all a-tremble. I'm such cow
ard"
Good, old Hans!" cooed little Bet
tina, Brave. brave Hans" and the
blue eyes flashed light which the
strntting yaliants had never obtaiued.
Stuart Il, Stone.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
Miaht Be Woree,

Together they We're seated on the
shifting sands by the sad sea waves
his arm about her waist E
DO you Ike this placer he ask
ed. t-,sr
We'll, ! can't say that I am stuck
on the place she replied, but
certainly. do enjoy the surroundings
Wherenpon he proceeded to ex-
pand her enjoyment by slightly
contracting the surroundings,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
Came Down a Rnselan.

"Oh, mammal" exclaimed the pret-
ty girl, all aglow with excitement,
that handsome young man Is COM
Ing to call on me again"
you should be careful and find
out his station in life" cautioned
the prndeut mother. Has he any
descent
oh. yes, mama--yery rapid. He
just tell ont of an airship."
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
Strikes on the increase.

Strikes Increase in number every
year In Germany, and In 1905 they
numbered 1857, as compared with
1870 in the previous year. There
were also l20 lockouts In 1904 and 300
In 1906.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
Postal Cards In Use.

II is estimated that there are TO-.
100000 postal cards used annually in
the United States. while Germany
uses l,l6l 100000 and Great Britain
613,000.000.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24

Ants are extraordinarily fond oi
liver, and may be exterminated by
laying raw liver near their haunts.
The liver, when covered with the
insects. should be thrown into boil.
Ing water.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
hammoeks on Trains.

In Nova Scotia the experiment has
been tried of running a train with
hammOeks instead of the usual hunks
in the sleeping car. 1t was great
success.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24

hfPe CDitBChi
al Of companions
but Miss Tucker
was an exception
! sm sure It was
Miss Tucker that
was the excep
stioB, for thsinat
In her town, are
Just like other
ioars-purrv ~ and
hkeable. iRhH 3.
''Drat9 the catsl
a NJ y h o W -
screamed NJ iss
Tucker one morn.
Ing as she opened
her back door and
discovered that
Jones i cat had
stolen a piece oil
liver left by the
butcher on the
back steps.
"Drat the cats.
| wish tn ere
wasn't such a
thing on EARTH"
and the irascible
old lady rushed
back into the
house for the tea
Kettle. Pouring
the boiling water
into the dishpan,
she lay ia wait
tor Thomas.
Having taken
DTecipifate aipltt
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
Ely In the Ointment.

Mrs Homer-Mrs. Neurich seems
to have refined tastes, 65}
Mrs. Caller-Yes; but she has such
an unrehned way of Dragging about
them.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
Just Possihla.

We used 10 hear quite frequently
OF the new woman bold. H
But the newness isn't mentioned
now
She must be getting old. h.'
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
Never Divuleed,

"A woman can't keep a secret
We read on many a page;
But there is one she can keep. my
brother u.
That's the secret of her age.' be-
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
VISITS 7! SITS WITH.
SANGLEHX


vys A Cat Party.
u ;is an honored axiom that old
maids and cats are the most CONCERT
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
@ @ @
TtckIe einktums.

IL young man tells a girl she has
beautiful liquid eyes, she will be dis
appointed II he doesn't drown in their
depths AS one writer expresses IT,
when he says her lips are luscious
she wants to know what he is going
to do about IT,
An editor pays very little attention
70 the head OF a poem. What he is
interested In Is its feet.
NO. 4 4 4
I What matters II II you warm your
hears at an imaginary fire 80 long as
You warm IL
Even the undertaker has to be ,,n.
dertaken in the end
5s hasng r. 80: A,fas- -
Proverbs are. only. excuses for easy
editorial squibs .es m
When Ia Rome. do the Romans first.
s O @ q 'r
? @tagp Hsed Help. I
An exchange says that the peopla who
need Religion are: The man who left hls
hprse stand ont IN. the cold ali day with
ou31af biahkst On; on; the mar man who erow1s w1
liKe y Ytld bfast when his wife asks him
for money; the women who Is not what
she ought TO be- tile minister who n
looking for an easier place and higher
salary: tbs, man who walks the streets
with his hands In his pockets. while his
wife carries the baby the man who
keeps 4 dog ana says hs can't AFFORD 70
tsts ths home paper
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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
Soulful But Hunary.

" oouITuI But Hungry.
You are such soulful girl"
"Huh?" v.A
say you are SO soulful
Sure. But how about the eats? Pm
most dead for snack