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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19
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IHuId dpOIIs NeWs,
 It is candidate of the same nau.e. of the anne personality as in ls96 iha the Democrats offer to the suffragcs of the country. But he Is a very dif- ferent man: he Is. twelve years older and an epoch wiser. Like Ulysses he has seen many lands and many men: he has grown enormously in public es- has outgrown public apprehension--ex cspt of course. in the neighhorhood of Wall Street. Tn 1896 conservative peo- Die were scared to death" at the very possibility of his election. Nc one Row--except i1 hearing of Wall Street has the slightest fear. Perhaps one reason is that we have had so much radicalism at Washington In recent years in legislatien; and so great. ex- travaganee of speech, especially from MT. Roosevalt-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19
NEW KIND or HEN.

A New Jersey man has made q won derful discovery; or. to put 1t more ae- curately, he stumbled on 1t when he wasn't looking for 1t. It is nothing more nor less than a stationary hen: not an artificial product. but a genuine. living layer of eggs. Most people, both men and women. know that a hen is about as un-stationary as any member of the animal creation can well be. When she is trying to perform an obstetrieal operation on a clutch of eggs she may remain still part of the time, but even then she must come off occasionally to rambls about and tell her friends what great things she is about to perform.
 It Is when the old hen has no en, agreements on the nest that she dis plays her faculty for rambling. She wanders into the house and the kitch en. climbs the fence to scratch worms in the gardens and flower beds of the neighhors. and in numerous ways makes herself a nuisance. That Is why the New Jersey mans unexpected dis covery Is so commsndabIe and desir- able. This is the way The New Haven Register describes it:
 This man, who was trying to keep hens. had just lad a new concrete floor In his hennery A large hen, with the tendency of her race to 'ramble" well developed landed with both feet on a plastic state. She stuck. The next morning. when discovered the con crete had set about her: That was a year ago. Her owner failed at first to notice what a great discovery had been achieved for the world. He dId not expect the. hen to live anyway. and as he did not care to break up the brought her breakfast and let her stay there. To his great surprise she lived and laid eggs regularly for year. She died the other day from fatty de- showed. Evidently she didn't get exercise enough but that, probably, can be remedied when the stationary hen" is developed.
 Like many great discoveries. this was an accident. but 1t can be improved on. We all remember the old story of the Chinaman whose house burned down and roasted q pig that had been confined in it. When the owner took hold Of the carcass to draw 1t out of the ashes he burnt his fingers and naturally stuck them into his mouth. Then for the first time he discovered how good roast pig tasted. and after that when a chinaman wanted another meal of the same kind he confined the pig in the house and burned 1t down. until eventually they learned how to roast the animal without destroying a house.
 And so 1t may be with this Jersey discovery. It will not be necessary 70 lay down a concrete floor and wait for a hen to jump on 1t at the right
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

We fear that the esteemed Hart ford. tconn). Times win be under the necessity of climbing tree, for an or. dinarys fence will hardly be high enough for it to sit on. It declares that it cannot support Taft and will not support Bryan. 50 tree seems it's only refuge.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

About the last We heard of Carrie Nation she was cutting up didoes In Chicago. and we are of the opinion that 1t is a good place for her # she will only stay there
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

the wort Joke that vas ever played en the united states of america, says 5of bs, Vrass Ss,se Screw, Tssa nss Cook and I'd Rarrett ret through with The Times Union Cor fhat It will ioois as lf tt hst had . shindy with v Texas tornado.---Atisnta GeorGian- The soldiers who were camping
 Here thought the place lmrnepsa And the only thing they Kicked of Was the heat here was 'fn tents"
 4 ePsss tn. ies-srsam-,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

The Springfield tMass.) Republican predicts that if Roosevelt does not go on the stump for the ticket he will in due time write letter stating most emphatically that only Taft's election can save the country" Well. what if he does?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

One of the most persistent. insistsnt and consistent perfsrmsrs onh the Re- publican eazoo Is The YeEk (Pa.) Dis patch. If anything the party does can turn it's stomach we have failed to discover it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

The Houston Post .ts falling in its duty. we fear. We have seen nothing in 1t in two or three days about ''bsau- tiful, sun-kissed Houston" It is possi- ble that the sun is kissing ithe old town too frequently?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

The Raleigh Evening Times hopes that inasmuch as Anna and her prince are now safely married they will drop out of sight, but in our Judgment the hope is a vain one. People like Anna and FIeIie are not to be lost so easily.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

The Dothan Home Journal has it that Bryan will lead the Democratic hosts and MT. Taft will act as chief pall-bearer for the Republican ghosts. :. Do ghosts require or need pall-bear- CTS?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

It looks like putting double work on presidential nominee to require him to make an acceptance speech and also write a formal letter of accept ance.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

The Montgomery Advertisers lead CT" Monday was devoted to the subject of sea serpents. After the first of January, The Advertiser will cease to give credence to these tales of the deep.-Talladsga Mountain Home.
 Don't you be too solemnly sure about what wnl happen next year. We can believe that others see snakes. can't we. even if we are deprived of the pivIlsge7
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19
DRIFTW 00D
 nY PHIL V. ARMSTRONG.


 | BY PHIL V. ARMSTRONG.
 The fooi-who -rocks- the- boat is q first cousin to the idiot-who-smokes- around the gasoline engine.
 Angels rash n to the serf where
 4 penny saved Is lonesome lock- The girl who puts up money
 Seems to catch most men hut--See--- The girl who puts up jelly
 Is the little lass for me.
 Through the storms of diversity trse--it won't keep oif the iightning any more than the other kipd.
 Its long loan that has no return Some French physicians have set out on ssiii hunt Tor copper ee .sssds I'd and and up arsf thing on boess and do . 1t. tie, imaginative writing" F
 A s.: Louis g,ri N M has jus. aesomplisAr nsins nj twsnsy-six miies. She must Ss n old maid and q man was on the other side.
 Mrs. Ksrn says that women are more . ..s what every other woman saysi
 The average human heart weighs be- tween nine and eleven ounces, but snuss Mai [ ssiiow his heart ss sser,s asAto to weigh between uins and eleven pounds
 
 Did you ever meet the maiden lady who takes such keen delight in Tn. from choiee as s as They all fa srs Sss that shas but from <'whose choice" we often wonder.
 waa h aa: x Sseqs fsssAsd sd ss: yoa @ ses cake of her own baking on Sunday af- tsrnoon wbsn you cailsds
 RiEntashain is making . noise like
 Mays--~so you have Joined the gun. club. Where did you learn to shootY'
 Fsy--"Why don't you remember. used te shoot the ciutss as consyf"f Twinkle. twinkle, little .star." People wonder what you are. . But what you seera I know you ain't-=- You're mostly powder. wiE and paint
 
 v.sieSly iSek the door so his IiSs3 room ~. M cry time hs changes his SoilaFs
 And why does 1t take 90 many pins to hold . wonan tc-ethsr9 "s And why does 2 woman like to look what her nstshbcr has put in the "A
 Ain't it awful. Mabel. to read of that ice-plant burping down yestsr-
 A Pennsylvania man has been teach- like hs siouia have been made County sunsrtntsndent by now.
 We read of preacher who dslivefs sas. sss sssoss sIs. k sE ais shsFt.sIssyes oss s choir sheuld have erng some old hymn like "Tnsrs.s rSnd Inst Js Hotter Fhsn Anss
 ay snSniy SosSin. % ssiS S1a ths hesvy nSrp vi. n Gosh. !" rpturnad the soubrette. that's the very spot Tn looking for. kiddoe--
 when srsse ssys.hs vlsi lock over your latest book, Re t,suaiiy nasafls he'n look clear sovsr it tn fact won't ses tt at sll. ,a .Ssa .e. z, ..-,., : ael You and the Roses You and the rosee--heart Of mine-- |. think ot yeu both in "ths Land Of For tie rasln.ry cliass ike the hov ], After the rose Is crushed to death can see the old porch and the eresp- And zouf face ,ssosg the ros.s- You sRd. the r0sssr-why pwssthsars Each breath os the south, wina, brings TAO9sa Tn sar away in the crowded Der .hs spires my saae oft wanders To yiss.elsa pasaA wAsfs the rosss And your face among 'em
 Please let me ln sir" said a spirit nuttsrine afoun6 tRa Geldsn Gats.
 ''pvho are your enquired saint Peter.
 .rr ths hussana of z woman who makes me button her waist up the back srerss inside" repliSd saint peter.-- ~You have suffered snough '
 'Tn sefidinw Riehnacnd pearaen HAh-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19
sWORN GRADUATION,

Ths Montgomery Advertiser gusFant.sssss .ss s cosfracf when reouasfedl that It's daily cir eniation ia larger than that ok any moLnss tna newspaper printed n Alahama-e,nao ,a that it's Sunday edition has the largest eH oulat5on ok any edition os aay newspApes printed in AlabamA without exception.
 The figures for May printed below rspre- haxtng been deducted
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

+Ths Democrats are determined to have war with Japan" The Indianapo- lis Star hastens to tell us. How many Democrats are go determined" please tell us?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

A good way to settle the sheath gown forever would be to put one on a woman weighing about $50 pounds and parade her on the streets.--Columbia State.
 Per contra. why not try its effect on a woman built on the bean-pcle style7
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

If there's luck in odd numbers." as the old saying has 1t. both Bryan and Kern have a. chance to win on their sthIrd triaIst
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

Dr. Wiley Is kind enought to assert that I've are not nation of rascals. p Thanks, Doctor. for the compliment.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

The scholars don't call 1t baIIooning these days. It is aviation" with them, but accidents happen just the same.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19
PRORATE MOTIcE

State of Alabama MonfRonaerv County. Probate Court July ss9 isot
 Notice ia hereby given fkaa. on the lB4h day eg JuaA. 1908, T.. D, Norman. GnaFdtan Of Felix V. GAlleFa. Alaa h the .Hfcbake Court ee thts County his appiieAEidh an writ ing for q dacrae tc sell certain aanas Iysng acgthsd ip tbe application for @aisteuaaee and aaueatiota; aad that tho 2Skh day et applleaison. at which tiSas you nssy spnssr ana contAst the same h you sse proper.
 Given under my hand this 2rd day of July. 1908, !. B GASTOM
 s=su.aE Judge ef Pypbate.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19
Old Man
 Used Drugs
Was Cured at Age sf 6S%-1zs ssyss 'sT Have No Desire WhaseyeE for Morphine end ! Weuld
 Die Before Weald
 Tnke s noee .p

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 You have meyer reansated me to ;Ssety Tsssa .S yGsa pSbi 2 ' ys yoa SS ss. ass @
 have bsen waiting to see If I am q cured man, or if ! would desire more morphine before I said . word to you an honest statement or my case and you have treated me honestly as phyal- clans and business men In every way and today am glad to say am a well [ have no dssire whatever for nor. other dose. I gained t5 pounds in thir.
 Ssttsr Says fssR hs ssu ss ssTS Ss.n ana S ss years. Although ! am s2 years old, I can walk 2S or 30 miles day and can do any Kind of work as rapidly as i ss white st.. Atlanta. ca. ~ Cha. E. En5s 5sn... DsgS sio ogsS; EoSIsr Av,... . to my address all charges paid. etsss trSs number grains used each az hoursl. ..... grains Of sstate Aand of drug hsrs) ,.. State here if used by mouth or hypoder- 1 nioally ...,................... NamS ,.,,................ rewa .......,........ State ..........
 Nearest rzDrsss office .............
 JAMES HOME CURE REMEDTES For Drug Addictions, Alcoholism, To- ness and Insernnia viii De furnisSed at the following prieee:
 Whiekey.. Wine or Beer. .... Sl3B0 Tobacco, Cigarette or Snuff. ~ BOO All forms of Nervousness or h.
 NOEllA
 Prices for Hypodsrmic or Tnternai Home Treatment for Drug Addictions will be furntshed on application. with paid. NN
 Booklets on Drug Addictions, Drunk enness and Tobacco and Cigarette Habits, containing tastimonials, etc, sent sealed under plain cover Cor respondence confidential Address Charles B. 'Jafies or James Sanatoriun. 21o Poplar Avenue. Memphis. Tenn.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

Total e. ..4b4xte Lesa heturn& etc .. e.Sos &ek Aotht sseeNss%S
 
 Net Daily Average, May 1908 ..... I6sox4 Net Sunday Average. May, 1aee. .... .SAslS@ c Ftnigan, Circulation Manager oe The MontgomsFy Advertiser. being duly sworn. nAyes
 Ths foregoing statement of The AdveE useFs circulation for the month of May 1106. ie true and correct. and compiled aftee Mlt returns from news hoya news agents npa1ted and left-over copies have been de ducted. C. FuNIGAN.
 Circulation Manager. Sworn to snd subscribed before me this Bth day of Juna. 1908. RIGA ALEXANDER
 Notary Public
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-19

Please let me in sir" said spirit nnttering aroun1 tha Gelden Gats. "I'nn tho husband of q woman who plays briage-whist at xhe Club and makes me button her waist up the back when she goes put%-s1 Come inside" replied Saint peter,-- ~You have suffered enough
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 Tn sending Richmond Pearson Ehn- son to congress. Alabama perpetrated
The Washington times., 1908-06-07

The switches for the double sets
OF ignition for both engines, are
located on the steering column,
making same readily accessible.
Another advantage claimed
for the twin-engine principle is
that by taking out four bolts
from the supporting arms. either
motor may be withdrawn. leaving
the car stiIl in commission with
the remaining engine. This oper-
alton occupies but a short time
and should prove a considerable
saving for the owner Of the car
when repairs are necessary TO
either motor. When using but
one engine the second remains
idle. and consequently the wear
and tear is confined 10 but one
half the motive power, and the
driver may shift from one en-
gine TO the other by simply
operating the foot clutch.
Duplex radiators are used on
all water-cooled Carter Twin
Engine Cars. These radiators
are made in two sections, The
principle Of the double radiator
is identical with that OF the
The Washington times., 1908-06-07

a ball-bearIng case with the rear axle drive. A
double universal joint is provided between the
transmission and rear axle. The gears for the cam
shafts ma gnetOs and pumps thoroughly
closed. The magnetos are on the inlet sides, and
the centrifugal water pumps are the exhaust
side Of motors. The motors right and left
hand, parts Of each motor, interchangeable with
each other The motors, in pairs OF right and left.
weigh $50 pounds per pair.
The crankshafts are made OF 20 carbon steel,
the bearings of Parsons white brass, and the con
Meeting rods Of Parsons manganese bronze. The
piston pins are hollow and of carbonzed steel Pts
ton rings, cast iron. Bearings. annular type.
Ignition.-A double system Of ignition is pro-
vided for each engine, being entirely independent
of the other. The first system comprises a stor-
age battery and individual duplex coil, the second
system an improved high-tension ma gneto. Either
OF these systems may be switched into service at
viii.
The Change Speed Gear gives three speeds
forward and reverse, with a direct drive on
high gear; the gears made of chrome nickel
steel. The live axle is made of chrome nickel
Steel are also the compensating gear and beveI
gears. The enclosing tubes around the axles are
nickel steel.
The Washington times., 1908-06-07

a speciality is made af water-cooled cars All cars
embody the twin-engine principle universally used
and recognized in steamships. and consequently are
held 10 he doubly immune rom motor troubles.
Another feature Is that each OF the two engines
possesses oe-half Of the total rated horsepower.
has individual ignition system, caTbureter lubri-
cation and clutch mechanism, thereby increasing
the reliability of tha motive power 100 per cent.
Either engine is capable Of carrying the car at
The Washington times., 1908-06-07

TIME Carter Twin-Engiue Cars are made in
three models the roadster, touring car and
limousine. The motive power Of each con-
ssts Of two engines OF $40 horsepower each. max
ing total of 20 horsepower per car. Both air
end water-cooled cars are manuface eIred, although
The Washington times., 1908-06-07
1908 MoDELs~CARTER TwIN-ENGINE CAR

VALVE ARRANGEMENT: On
opposite sides
COOLING: Air or water
IGNITION. Jump spark
CURRENT SUPPLY; Bosch mag
nstos and storage batteries
CARBURETER: sehsbler
LUBRICATION: Force feed
MOTOR CONTROL; Spark snd
throttle
CLUTCH; Expansion or cone
CHANGE GEAR. sslectiye
SPEEDS. Three forward and re-
verse
cHANGE-GEAR CONTROL: Pro-
gressIvs
DRIVE: Shaft and bsvel gears
The Washington times., 1908-06-07

when running on high. When
both engines are thus used. the
driverh has at his command a most
unusual range Of speed on the
highest gear. IN the event that
one engine becomes disarranged
the other is ready for instant
operation, singly, for propulsion.
To start the second engine Il is
only necessary 10 throw In the
clutch and proceed. thus elimi-
mating the aggravating loss Of
time IN attempting 10 ind and
remedy the difficulty.
These two independent en-
glnes are so arranged that only
one is required for general use,
and the other can be put in
operation when a heavy grade
or muddy road is 20 be taken,
on either a lower or the hign
speed. The clutch Of the sec
ond engine is applied by means
Of a lever when the car IS in
motion, bringing the full horse
power into use
The only difference, from a
drivers standpoint. between a
Carter Twin Engine Car and
other cars is a foot pedal for
the second motor. These pedals
are placed side by side, so that
both may be engaged or olsen
gagged by one foot movement.
The Washington times., 1908-06-07

PRICE: S. 900
BODY: side-entrance tonneau
WHEEL BAsE: lsz inches
GAU6E: Sc inches
TIRES. FRONT: 3s K 5 inches
TIRES. REAR: 50 5 inches
STEERING: Standard irrsvsrsibis
BRAKES: Two saualizsd sets on
inside and outside Of rear hubs
SPRINGS; Seml-eIIiptic
FRAME: Pressed Steel
HORSE POWER: IS to 20
BORE: ~ inches
STROKE: 5 inches
CYLINDERS: Two sets Of cyl
inders. cast in pairs; total. s
The Washington times., 1908-06-07

tWn-enEine car. in that should one section beco-us
disabled through leakage or mishap. the other re-
mains in
Motors The motors supported "I''
beam girders. The clutch shafts enclosed 10
The Washington times., 1908-06-07

a good rate OF speed the total horsepower being
used for speeding and hill-climbing- Botl engines
may be used together enabling the driver, il is
pointed out to throttle his down 10 a walk
The Washington times., 1908-06-07

Cali at the Office for special subscription blanks and well
gladly take you for inspection tour of Hyattsve
plant in one of our automobiles.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-08-23

Wall street is not quite so sure as it was that Mir Taft is going to have a walll-over in November Down here thev had him elected and inaugurated m to two or three days ago. Recently. how ever, reports have been seeping into the street that all was not unanimous for MT. Taft. These reports originate not only in the west, but in many of the re- publican strongholds of the east uhara apathy is reported in large and gloomy doses. Wall street is slow to grasn the real signicance of these kind of bulletins. but it begins to show symptoms of nm, easiness.
 Down to date there are no signs of a. genuine ante-election panic, but there
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-08-23

drowsy, it weakens the stomach and causes dyspepsia, and bad breath, It goes to the liver and causes biliousness, it goes to the kidneys and eventually gives rise to Brights disease, it goes to the heart and makes it thump, 1t goes to the eyes and they lose their lustre, 1t makes your nerves habby and weak and out sorts and this is the advance agent of all kinds of disease, which you couldn't get at all If there was pure. rich red blood flowing in your veins and your whole body was in prime con dition."
 Doctors Admitted Drug-sIn.
 The chief clerk of the Pennsylvania Railroad company located at New Brunswick, N. J., says: T have suffered from chonic constipation for the past six years, taking most all of the pills and potions I ever h card of. At time I became bad I decided to give up my position with the railroad, as I felt my days were numbered.
 One physician told me that he as well as others were powerless to cure constipation with drugs, saying that the purgatives infiame the bowels and eventually paralyze them. l followed your advice, have not spent penny for drugs of any sort. and am cured.
 Look Out For Your Nerves.
 There is hardly anything which re- stores the nerves as quickly and surely as regular bowels. Most people who have weak nerves and are run down are chronically constipated. It Is sur prising in how short a time man or woman can build up a strong body by being absolutely regular and taking Prof Midgleys advice.
 Our readers can be positively certain of results if they will but send for Prof Midgley's book and follow his ad- vice. He is known all over the coun- try as the "Constipation Wizard" His method Is all so wonderful, and so simple, that it has been said by n great many to be positive pleasure to adopt the Midgley way of getting cured right at home.
 There is nobody else in this country who has given this disease such deep, professional study as Prof. Midgley. His advice to you will be worth hundreds of dollars, and you will have saved years of misery, bad health, and dan ger of disease.
 You will realize within few hours what 1t Is to really live and have that exquisite feeling of perfect health, cheerful spirit, good digestion clear mind, quick memory energy, courage and ambition, to a degree which you probably never before could under stand or experience-and all this by merely following the simple advice of d man by whose advice hundreds have been cured in most remarkable man ner
 How to Get the Advice.
 All you will have to do is to cut out the coupon, fill in your name and ad- dress on the blank lines, and send 1t to Prof; T. H. Midgley, 1880 Midgley Block, Kalamazoo, Mich., and he will, by return mail. send you absolutely free, his book showing you how to cure yourself of chronic constipation at home, the 'Midgley way He will also send you by letter his expert advice upon any point relating to constipation on which you may ask information. Mail the coupon today.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-08-23

health. Can say 1t Is a wonderful cur and a help to anyone suffering as was."