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A CYNIC.

Upton Sinclair was talking the other
day at Battle Creek about vege-
tarianism, to which he has become a
convert
Blu. DO .ou think said d listener,
that every slaughterer of animals has
b!uuted sensibilities?"
There may be" Mr.. Sinclair answer
ed, "delicate-minded pig Killers and
sheep slayers of poetical temperament,
but on this subject 1 am a cynic"
He laughed and resumed.
In my cynical view l resemble a
certain gand vizier. His sultan baoe
this official to prepare a list of all the
fools in the kingdom, and to bring it
to him as soon as it was finished.
well, in due course the vizier
brought his list of fools to the pa,ace
and 10, at the head of the list appeared
the sultan himself.
Liking audacity and dash the sui,
tan smiled and said:
" Why, o vizier is my name at the
head Of your list of fools?"
Sun of the universe. the vizier
answered promptly, did you not but
last week commission two entire
strangers-Franks they represented
| themselves-to purchase six motor cars
for you and did these two strangers
not depart with 100000 sequins from
the royal treasury
" Yes said the sultan what of it,?
" They will never return said the
yizier and, therefore on my list
" But suppose they do return?' the
ruler asked.
Then sire answered the grand
vizier, I will erase your name, and
place theirs in its place.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-31

The fact that New York ceased calling upon Europe for cold and
that the Bank OF England discount quickly lowered and has
not again. would indicate present hank rims
are not any than aftermath OF the crisis
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-31
SENSATIONAL, BUT WHERE THE "yIRNr

The who characterized descriptions OF the Eclipse
the Fort George incident sensational do appear well
with themselves OF the whole story OF the Eclipse highly
sensational But the Fort George feature the Advertiser
column this morning refers descriptions of how the Fort George
passed close by the suffering sailors Sensational yarn and
another column on the quotes OF the sailors the
following effect Il willing to that she within quar-
ter OF mile and could the her deck We
ress signal flying and the whole trying signal
We whsted shouted and waved taEpans but She
started towards and then changed and went
must have been blind"
Of is entirely natural that one on the Fort George
happened to hear the sailors The Stars Yesterday
clearly showed This piece Of ghtfu adverse luck for the
sixteen derec sailors and made about sensational
to be found IN either history fiction written about
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-31
WIVES NAMES.

Hyker-'I call my wife 'Fraility."
Pyker-"Why do you call her that?"
Hyker-"Well you know Shakespeare
says: Frailty thy name is woman"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-31
Pyker-'I call my wife Eliza Jane.
Because whyT"
Because that's her name"

Snow Contract Goes to Politicians, %
one newspaper announces. On the face
Of 1t this seems to be a capital idea.
As a rule whatever is turned over to
the politicians disappears in record
time.-New York Commercial.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-31

Inc sailors OF the Eclipse be blamed thinking that
t must have been seem from the Fort though of course
y were NOT pistol or 50 aboard the little boat might made
sound that would have reached the big attracted attention
II Sn mad been steamer with lookout passengers
on deck watching the the little might have been picked 10
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-31

certainly must have been pretty tough the Yarmouth
to have Harry Ihaw object him brohernaw. OF course
his treatment of his bride brutal outrageous has grounds
for claiming brain
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-31
There is nothing very

There nothing very remarkable cat being pery-
ed by the Eclipse crew is well known that ordinary cat has
ne mes ana Sps cat must have even Some of the
still in the hospital but the probably as musical by this t
she was ''fN
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-31

An amendment the constitution granting suffrage to women
would have powerful effect Hawaii politics President Motley
OF the Home Rule party is probably in favor Of it.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-07-24
INTERNATIONAL BASEBALL
PRODUCES COMPLICATIONS

remaining games might be played with
two umpires, one to judge the balls and
the other the fielding.
This practise has not been followed
in Honolulu, for some years; but Nto
meet the wishes of the visitors, the
league complied, and has appointed Mr..
Albright and Mr.. Steere as umpires.
! 1t was hoped that this would satisfy
| the Keios but not SO. They have lodg.
ed the protest and appeal, above noted
with the trustees, and persist in the
request that it be heard.
What the trustees can do in the mat
ter is not plain. The judgment of the
umpire in matters of this kind is final
/ and not subject to appeal.
Meanwhile the Japanese press has
been stirring up matters by making dis
agreeable insnuations that the Japa
nese,t team is being Disseminated against
on race lines, and threats are being
made from Japanese sources that if th'
ltrustees do not order the game to b,
+! played over again, the Japanese viii
boycott the remainder of the series o.
(, gamSs,s
Il Meanwhile the whole kettle of fsl
has been passed up to the baseball
trustees, Messrs. Paul Isenberg, III. M
Whitney, l.. A. Thurston, Charley Chill
Iling%orth and j. M. Dowsett, and ;
meeting has been called for Frida,
morning, to consider the matter.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-07-24
BILL AND mike
TASTE DEFEAT
(From Wednesdays Advertluer.,

(F'rom wednesdays AdvertiIer.)
rafting card was presented fight
fans at Jack Scully's pavilion last
night and there was enough entertain
ment to satisfy the most fastidious.
Although the card was rushed fairly
well along, it was 1880 o'clock before
the fun was finished.
The house was a good one and every
body was glad to see it, for Promoter
Scully tries to give patrons the best
that is going and never minds the cost.
Poor old Bill Huihui lost to Prender-
CAST of the New Jersey, after taking
a severe lacing.
Mike Patton was knocked out by
Schlossberg of the New Jersey, and
heavyweight champion of the Navy, in
the fourth round, having made but a
sorry showing
Sailor Roberts threw Faber of the
Virginia, champion wrestler of the feet,
in straight falls, but ran up against
a tartar when he tackled Charlesworth
of the New Jersey, a classy wrestler
weighing 1873 pounds, against Roberts
175 pounds.
for forty minutes and fifty-five seconds
and then Roberts quit cold, with d
look Of despair, in which disgust was
mingled, on his face.
Paddy Ryan refereed the boxing, ant
Jack McFadden the wrestling contests
II. NJ. Ayres did the announcing.
1t took Roberts seven minutes to dis
pose of Faber with half nelson
though he could have done 80 tire,
minutes from the start had he not 60
his arm under his man when he threw
him and thus prevented a pin fall.
! Roberts won tine second bout in
minutes and 40 seconds, also with hall
Nelson.
Bill Huihui and Prendergast of tn,
New Jersey were the next pair. They
hooked up with the gloves at 49,
Z pounds.
4 The sailor was favorite at odds Of
5 TO 3.
' Prendergast sent his left to the face
and body at the beginning of the frs
and got left clip to the ear for hi
pains. Prendergast led effectively will
his left and Bill responded with 1
punch to the wind.
In the second Prendergast hooked hi
left to the point. He was doing al
the leading and Huihui seemed to hay,
forgotten all lie ever knew. Toward
the end of the round he rallied and go
in a couple of nice left jabs. M =
In the third the sailor kept playing
for the wind and had Bill on the run
He was forced to the ropes and got 4
stiff right to the heart as the gone
sounded. ~ a -s
The fourth round opened with cheers
for Prendergast. The sailor whipped
his right 10 the jaw. and Bill made 6
nice left lead. The sailor got in a stiff
right to the jaw and nasty left L
fthel heart.
i ssHill was breaking ground in the fiftl
sbvt managed to- get in a light left I,
> the body. The sailor missed yiciou
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-07-24
I WOMEN ONLY KNEW
What Heap of Happiness it Would
= Bring to Honolulu Homes.

Hard to DO housework with an ach-
ing back.
Brings you hours OF misery at leisure
or at work.
If women only knew the 'cause-that
Backache pains come from sick kid
neys,
'Twould save much needless woe
Doans Backache Kidney Pills cure
sick kidneys.
Mrs. Selma Jones Of 200 Main street,
Ansonia, Conn, says: II think II 1t
had not been for Doan's Backache KID
ney, Pills I would not be alive today.
Seven years ago was In such a bad
state with pains and aches across my
back and other weakness that was
obliged to keep to my room, and was
at times confined to my bed for six
weeks before could get about. See
ing Doan's Backache Kidney Pills rec
commended, / began taking them and
inside of a week the terrific backache.
pains and soreness across the loins and
the headaches had vanished, as well
as the feeling of general weakness and
languor. The kidney weakness was
corrected and the dizzy spells had dis
appeared. strongly endorse the
claims made for Doan's Backache Kid
ney Pills"
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
sold by all chemists and storekeepers
at so cents per box, six boxes $3.50. or
will be mailed on receipt of price
by the HOLSTER Drug Co.. Honolulu.
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian
Islands. M -a
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-07-24

AT the end of last night g entertain
ment Master of Ceremonies Ayres said:
"This concludes the series of cards
of athletic events arranged for the en-.
tertainment of the men Of the fleet.
We trust that the sport provided has
been acceptable to you all. On behalf
of the fleet committee / wish you the
best Of good luck on your cruise and
a speedy return to Hawaii mel.
These few words were greeted with
salyoes of real battleships cheers, and
these are the real thing in tbs cheer.
Paddy Ryan refereed all the events
last night and Fred Smith Juggled the
gong. '
The first go was six-round bout be-
tween Howe of the Connecticut and Til,
man of the same ship. They boxed at
1873 pounds.
Both men were colored and went at
their work with a will. Tilman used
a nice left lead and Howe depended
on right swings. Tilman had matters
all his own way and had his man going
at the finish, though both were very
weary.
AS both men were on their feet at
the end of the sixth round, the referee
called it a draw. This arrangement
prevailed throughout the evening.
Fredericks of the Illinois and Ben.
nett of the Kansas next faced the mu
! sic. They boxed within the feather
weight limit.
Fredsricks started in like a whirl
wind and knocked his man down will
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-07-24

nppercut and right after the native
was dropped for the count by left
clip to the jaw. The round ended with
the sailor poking his left to tho face
in quick succession.
Prendergast came up confident in the
final round. Bill backed off but . biz
later bored in and got his left to the
mush. Prendergast landed right and
left to the face and Bill clinched Bill
stopped swift right hook and went
down for the count.
The verdict went to the sailor. Hui.
hui was all in.
This cleared the way for the main
event of the evening, twenty-five
round go between Mike Patton of Ho-
nolniu and Phil. Schlossberg, Of the
New Jersey. heavyweight champion Of
the Atlantic feet.
Schlossberg got IN two straight lefts
and missed hard right hook. He put
his left to the wind and repeated. The
sailor placed anothed left to the jaw
and followed with swift poke to the
! wind. The round was all Phil's.
| In the second the sailor got home
with his left and placed his right twice
under the heart. He missed hard
right swing, but put his left to the
breadbox at the end of the round.
In the third Phil missed right hook,
but scored with left leads to the Jaw.
/. Patton got in good right clip on tho
side of the face. Schlossberg stagger-
ed his man with right hook to the
point. Patton was puffed. The round
ended with the sailor trying TO admin
Z; lister the knockout ration.
| w ha fn,rth Dattnn xvaa l.~..f.ll
down with left hook to the jaw ard.
got up wobbly.
The sailor kept playing for the wind
and suddenly sent straight left to the
jaw which stretched Patton ON his
back. He tried to get up on the count
of ten, but collapsed and fell over
again.
i The last number on the card was q
wrestling contest between Charlesworth
of the Georgia and Sailor Roberts.
The Georgia man showed excellent
defensive work and had Roberts puz-
zled TO know what to do with him
i when he had him down on the mat.
He didn't know what to do with him,
that was all the trouble.
The minutes wore on, with the men
on the mat most of the time, and
Charlesworth under. Now and then
they would get up and try for new
holds, but neither gained any advan-
tage. both having close shaves of being
pinned. Roberts simply conldn't turn
his man on his back.
Charesworth tried the wheelbarroW
hold, but Roberts managed to extricate
himself from difficult situation.
1 Roberts then tried to pick the sailor
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-07-24
LEND|D BOUTS AMUSE
CROWD AT FISHMARKET
RHE KAUAI POLO PLAYERS WllVSPLENDO BO
trrom wednesday.s Advertlser.l

athletic for the entertainment of the Acr
the
neigh Ave
of balcships the
the successful of tho entertain
battp the committee Towns
would
until the arrival the Pacific
N t.sfa t.. ss Il s So,
his mastery handling of the Four
stepped would tho
A sports committee has worked indie
fatga o a
be Lieutenant
officer feet helped
thai of tho apet s 4 -. .
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-07-24

a left clip to the jaw. Bennett planted
his left to the face and Fredericks
got in a stiff drive to the body. At
the end of the round the Illinois man
was visibly distressed.
In the second round Fredericlrs drove
his right to the jaw and dropped his
man. His superiority was SO palpable
that the referee stopped the 60 and
awarded the decision to Fredericka
Platt and Murphy, tho two well.
known Fort Shafter middleweights were
the next up.
The first round was of very even
nature.
In the second round Murphy had ali
the better of the exchanges and held
his advantage in the third.
In the fourth Plat planted u stiR
left to the wind and clipped his left
to the dial, Murphy coming back with
a hard right swing which went wide
of the mark.
| The fifth round was boxed at good
clip, both men being busy. Plat drove
couple of good lefts to the body and
Murphy came back with right hand
buffet which Jared Plat.
| The sixth round was fast. Murphy
was beating Platt, who got good left
to the wind about the middle of the
spasm. Platt woke up and Murphy ran
into a left hook which fioored him for
a moment. He made mp for lost time
when on his feet again and the round
finished with him going after Plat con
fidently
The verdict was draw. sf +
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-07-24
A GOOD SUGGESTION.

Carry a. bottle of chamberlaIn's
Cole, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
in your hand luggage when travelling.
1t can not be obtained on board the
train or steamship. You win then be
Pr otected agailst attacks OF diarrhoea.
which change OF water and diet so
Otter bring on. For sale by Benson.
Smith = Co.. Ltd, agents for H. 1
The newspaper., 1908-08-21
Passiag Of Paonia's Pioneer.

William Allen Clark, son of
Luther T. and Melvina Clark, was
born at Onarga. Illinois, Septem-
Der Is, 1858 and died at his home
in Paonia, Colorado, August II.
1908.
Deceased was educated at
Grand Prairie seminary and Com
mercial college at Onargo, ILL.,.
coming to Colorado in 1880.
With peculiar foresight in the fall
of 1881 he was the first white man
to set up a claims and lay
the foundation for home in the
North Fork valley where the
present town of Paonia now
stands. He donated ground for
the first school house and first
church built in the town.
Mr.. Clark was married Decem-
Der 6, 1885 and leaves behind to
mourn his loss his mother, his
wife Mrs. Violet Clark, one
daughter, Olive, and one son.
Harold. all of Paonia, one sister.
Mrs. Erma McCloud and one
brother, Charles CLARK. of Salem,
Oregon.
With strong, fearless char
acter, business integrity seldom
equalled. an open hand to all in
need of help or favor, he leaves
also a host of friends who sympa-
thize from the bottom of their
hearts with his estimable family
in this the greatest loss that
could come to them.
Deceased was a member of Pa
onia Lodge No. 1872, |. o. o. F.,
under whose auspices he was laid
to rest. A FRIEND.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21
Nstiee y nruat arswen.


/ wish to announce to fruit
growers that ! have made ar
rangements with both meat mark
cts for a limited space for the
storage of fruit for exhibit pur-
poses. You are especi ally re-
quested to save any extra fine
specimens OF early peaches, april
cots, plums or very early apples
you may have for the fair. Pick
them little green, firm and solid.
wrap each specimen in paper,
pack in a little box, label and
place on storage at the meat
markets. Most of the fruit will
come out nicely at fair time and
will add materially to the variety
and appearance of the exhibit.
A. L. ROBERTS,
Chairman of the Fruit Exhibit
Department.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

S. c. Hem, a we'll known citi.
zen of this place, returned this
week from a fishing tip to the
Cebolla country. Being an old
resident of this mountain region
and knowing the danger from
prowling bears, he went prepared
for emergencies on the trip.
While out one day he heard the
familiar sound of bears grunt
and spied the animal skulking
along among the chapparal.
Without hesitation, he fired a
broadside into the animal. On
investigation it was found that his
unerring aim had sent large SOW
to the happy hunting grounds
and made orphans OF large litter
of pigs. The owner was enabled
to see the joke after receiving
twenty dollars as an eye-opener.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21
Death of Franklin Harvey Buckley.

Frank Buckley, age is years.
died last Wednesday at 1:15 p. m
at the home of his parents in East
Paonia. The funeral services
were conducted by Rev. Cash in
the Friends church at , o'clock
Thursday afternoon and the body
was followed to the Paonia ceme-
terry by long procession of
friends.
Frank was the oldest son of
John c. Buckley and was born
near Delta. Colorado. on August,
2. 1890.
He was attacked by sickness
last November and heart trouble
followed. from which he never re-
covered. although at times he was
out and worked few days at a
time until on his birthday he took
TO his bed, never to get up again.
Frank was a thoughtful. indus
trious young man. loved by all
who knew him. He has left an
impression on the lives OF those
who knew him which time will
not efface.
He leaves a father, mother, two
brothers and one sister and other
relatives besides a host of friends
to mourn his loss.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

II your Power spray outfit goes
back on you and you want it fixed
IN a hurry. phone the Reliance
Machine Works. Both phones,
Coop. No. 90. Colo Paonia 4
All calls answered promptly.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

The Peoples Meat Market
gives a discount on all Coupon
Books. Besides gives you a dis
count for delivering your own
goods.
Phil EIsENKRAMER. Prop.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

The Palace meat market pays
more for their meat and sells
cheaper than any other market
on the western slope. Try us
and be convinced.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Miss Fay Blake. OF Denver,
and Miss Johnson. of Des Moines,
Iowa. have been visiting Mr..
Blake. of The NEWSPAPER. this
week.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Frank McOuat. his mother and
sister. Mr.. and Mrs. Merle Miller
and Miss Mary Mathews started
Friday for a weeks outing on
Grand mesa.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

A ten pound boy arrived at the
home OF Mr.. and Mrs. c. +. Ed
wards Thursday the 20th. Mrs,
Edwards and the little one are
prospecting finely but Cad is suf-
tering from a violent attack of
nervous prostration. However it
is thought that he will be able to
attend to business in few days.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

LosT-Rosn mare. about 500
pounds, reached name. brand IT
low down on left hip. had saddle
on. Finder notify Carl Burkart.
and receive s. 90 reward. Colo.
phone.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

For SALE:-Cedar posts. all
grades and sizes. w. A. DRAKE.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Lost:-Wednesday gold ring
with some letters family engraved
on the inside. Reward if left at
this Office.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

The Peoples Meat Market will
make it a special effort for you to
all get the best OF Fruits this
season by leaving your order
early. PHIL EisENKRAMER.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Miss Anna Mcmillan left for
her home IN Illinois Thursday
morning after spending a couple
of months here.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Pics FOR SALE-All sizes at
ED ANDERsoN's.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Wanted:-Chickens at the Bross
Hotel. {. STITT.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Friday afternoon George Ham
mond, of Midway, had a runaway
which came very near proving
serious. His little boy was badly
hurt. Mr.. Hammond's wounds
we're not serious.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

The Palace meat market is look
ing for the cash trade that know
when they get their moneys
worth.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Mrs. J. F. McDonough and
children LETT Thursday morning
for Canada where she will reside
near her relatives. She will stop
over at Saguache for few days
visit with friends.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Clinton White, of Boston, Mass,
returned to his home after spend
ing a few days here.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Beautiful Uie,C cards of Pdonid
at W.ELBOR.N7S
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

The Palace meat market gives
you 8 per cent. discount on every
nickle you spend with them.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Get your Abstract OF Title from
c. c. HAWKINS.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

After August ls,. L. E.
Stephens viii. deliver goods free
to all parts of the city.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21
NJ. D. Vincent has billed the

M. D. Vincent has billed the
town announcing an enjoyable
affair" for Monday evening.
Since he promises to read some
correspondence of local leading
republicans" it is quite in the
cards that the enjoyment will be
somewhat variegated
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Bicycle repairing quickly and
neatly done at the Reliance
Machine Works.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Ocean and Fresh Water fish at
the Paonia Market every Friday.
l.. L. STEPHENS.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Everything in the meat line
always on hand at the
PALACE MARKET.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Mr.. Bryan may be heard most
any day at the Maxville Book and
Stationery Store.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

We sell fire insurance policy
that assures. CLINE & Hurry.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

AT the Peoples Meat Market
you will always get fair and
square dealings. good meats and
coupon books at a discount for
cash.
PHIL EIsENKRAMER, Prop.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Ripe Olives luxury you will
certainly Appreciated
MILTON SPENcER's.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Miss Minnie Jackson. of Delta,
is visiting Mrs. !. d. McFadden
this week.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

| For SALE:-A good milch COW.
Inquire of MRS. john BUCKLEY.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21
LOCAL ITEMS.

Buy no,U and saUe money on
Uritine tablets at W'elb0ru's.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

An up-to-date line of bicycle
supplies at the Reliance Machine
Works.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

For SaIe:-A lady's bicycle and
foot pump. Good as new. Price
$40. Inquire at this office.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Typewriters repaired by the
RELIANCE MACHINE Works.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21
Sisal Twiae.

Best Standard Binding Twine.
Any Quantity. Cheapest Price.
OTTo MICHEL.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

:Borsains- Writing Tablets Vel
born's.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Send The NEWSPAPER east.
The newspaper., 1908-08-21

Phil EIsENKRAMER. Prop.