Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-15
PLENTY IN A NAME IF
FOUND IN DIRECTORY
Some of Those Who Dwell
in AmeriCuS.

near $4,000 names presents a diver
s1tied nomenclature calculated to COM
mand more than a passing glance
from those who appreciate the unique
in word playing. The fruits, the
flowers, the seasons-all are en-
bodied within it's pages.
And the theory of race suicide is
clearly disproven therein
Even the bible student finds inter-
est there in the names of ST. John,
Matthew Mark, Luke, James and Pc
ter, together with the Sans.
As might be expected, the Smiths
predominate, that distinguished fam
lily showing SO able representatives.
The clan Oliver, host in them
selves, come next with 45 members
to their credit, and are followed by
the Clarks with 40 in family. The
Browns and the "Joneses" run close
together, with sc of the former and
33 of the latter
Then there are 33 Johnson's 81
Thomas, 80 Gloyers' 80 Williams,
% Halls, 23 Hudson, % Speers. 25
Parkers,' 81 Taylors, 80 McMath's "a
Bells and "a Cobbs, 20 Walters and IS
of the Stevens family.
Few of these are Guys, although
many may be Shy.
The color tinge is represented in
Green, White, Black and Gray only.
Royalty is represented in Ameri-
Gus by many Kings, Princes, Lairds.
Knobles, Pages and other Persons,
who reside in Temples and in Tow
ers,
While there are Winters, there are
but few Gales and little Hale There
is plenty of fuel in our Woods, and
we have Cole, though of Little-ton.
Ships, with full Crews, armed with
Gums and Cannon, ply our Rivers
with a Pickett on board to Schawbe
the Bridges, Bunch the Balls and see
that the Mann behind the Hammer
Ames Wright at the Collum
The Fields and Marshes are wet
with Dews from the Myers and Wells,
while on the Hill and Knowles we
Garner the Craps in Summer. Lea
mons and Simmons are our only
fruits.
There is fine Anglin in the Brooks
and Pools, and the Catching of Fish
with Hooks, such as Reaches, Bass,
Herring and Crabbs are taken by the
Wise, who have Witt, and Revel in
welding the Reed.
The Birds now Carroll in Coveys
and do much Billing. There are
Hawkes., Cranes, Martins, Rocks, Par
rotts and Peacocks in the Forrest,
The trades are represented by
Farmers, Dyers, Gardners, Naylors,
Joiners, Bakers, Hoopers, Millers.
Sawyers, Porters,, Saddlers, Turn
ers, Weavers and Salters. Every
man has a Beard, and his Hair is
Long and Curls in Bunch at the
Butt of his Cheek.
This Causeys him to France when
Fuller than Kidd and look Wilder
in his Ruddy Self He loses Holt of
his Wallit, and if FeagIn gets him
dwells within the Strange damn
Walls of the Hightower for Weeks.
Such a man is not Worthy and
will not Winn. He may Bragg, but
he does not Merritt the Loving I've
that binds as a Webb He is ever
Poe and has his Price. With a Speer
as his deadly Toole he will Hunt
for Gore and Legg it before Council
And the Horns of the Law will
give him Payne, while the Cross
he Wares will break his Hart
Here the Lanes are sweet with
Hay and the Raines add new Hughes
to the Holly that hangs in Bowers
from the Bannister, giving a Holiday
appearance to the Fort and its Com
mander, whose Guest is the Parson.
The foreign population is repres-
ented by Firms, Moors, English
French, and those speaking other Lin
go. All are Hardy and Fleetman
among them can Peel Barrow OF
Grubbs for Markett ere the Bell
rings and the Dean and Pope quit
their Couch.
This is but a Small part of the
much of which is New and
well calculated to delight Littlejohn
and other Hunters after the Law.