The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-03
'Mongsf Pheasant Persons
WHAT TO SAY TO-DAY
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to do?-I thought Judge Jones had said the laws were unconstitutional- It's SonUa somsthing about the Inter state stand that but what has Montgomery to do with the New Orleans case?-- You see. 1t was this way: the Mont got it all wrong; 1t was the hearing of the Bureau--Wait d minute and let me sxplain-I don't believe you or John Albert either kHoTs whst sl, ySu are tsik Stackpole is his favorfte pitcher.
 church tonignt-Thats what you said set little Joiinaibert-I have got some letters to write at the office-lts been such pleasant Sunday. hasn't it?- Yes Johnslbsrt ind me that paper Well. I think shall go anyhow--Yes, you and the children go to church I've got to go down town.
 constabuIary Is Confused.
 They are not telling the names of flee that they did not live in Mont to make a deposit of half a dozen or more prisoners in the Bank of Crime. known as the Montgomery County tail. The vaults Sf that bank bank ,ars are strong. cons modious. clean and thoroughly depend able. It is not hard to start an ac- count with the Bank of Crime. Take a dollar-somcbody else's doilar-and there you. have nest-egg; likewise you have killed the goose that laid 1t: at least. you have cooked your goose.
 The The deputies entered the gates of the city in the night season. They. were weary and wanted to be "shet" of their prisoners. After they had been told tn they | came. They came to the Grand Theatre. There, in the language Of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass"
 And when. they found the door was They pushed and pulled and kicked and And when they found the door was shut They tried to turn the handle, but---. kick and knock and try to turn han dles. If all the managers of the tn ea- tre, and their door-keepers and ush- CTS and stage men had been holding efforts would not have been moro fu- tile. It was like trying to get into the house when even the s. E. Q. sign had been taken down.
 But there are two sides of every door, just as very, very juvenile, and very, very senile persons think mere are two sides to every question. HI dhe gance of Huck Fiun, reused none with Tn. but it did cause consternation with. out, with the result that some brave heart plucked up courage by the very roots and went in to see If the Rabbits Foot Minstrels were givin an open air performance.
 And wsob s9 Tnsne. se the .ns rseRy ess
 Once upon time. if yov don't De. lieye that one, just about the same thing happened at the First National Bank; but there may have been an ul- terf0r InDfiyA there.
 point. Does the Grand Theatre look or lFs at least ss front nAt that looks straight. even if the bertha of real arcade It's | owners are talking about hasn't been appliqued. But when Mr. Jake Wells inn, isn't 1t probable he will send down keg of nails and load of lumber and shingles and put the hands to work? s, Smoking on the Cars Again. "I read what The Placid Person said | about smoking on street cars said a Pretty Person yesterday, "but 1t was he says. that nobody understood it but me Of course I can understand even what the crazy thing says. There is I no man can fool me, even with a pack of polysyllables.
 words: it's just shame. a shame! I want to say that If I catch The Per | fectly Appareled Person. The Person WhS PeFISdcaIiy ADPeaTs G9,es st Polite even The Person With a Political Past at such a rude practice. am going | to give him a piece Of my mind and I haven't any too much to spare;
 sometimes. they think they can smoke all the time. I wish they had a few women on the police force; we'd show 'em! just feel like not riding on the
 And the Pretty Person hung up the | receiver with racket that drowned 1 the silvery tinkle of the laugh that she indubitably laughed afterwards. Perdido Persons Return. 1 Colonel Alex Troy, Mir. Alex J. Troy. MT George ps. pPeasleE; MT. Thad C; Kilpatriek and MT. F s Jenkins. have returned from Perdido Ray. where they spent a happy week in the Perdidn
 Despite the fact that stormy weather prevailed during half of their visita- tion. their time was enjoyably spent and on the few fair days they had the fishing was good enough Some dido Bay country before. but they re- turned as enthusia stieally laudatory of its charms as some of its oldest h. habitants
 The Cleanliness Of the FOuntaln.
 The Paternal Person that Mlttie May and little John Albert call Pop
 per" Is protesting against what he
 refuss and other foreign substances into the basin of the Court Square
 Fountain" Peppers words may hs
 translated to mean that somebody ha:
 been emulatinE slab artist and do
 Ing a spit-ball effect with orange
 peels. which are positively exotic ir
 their forelgnity since they come from
 Florida and California, and playing
 torpedo fotilla with bits of blanks
 Mittie May and Ittue Johnalbert,
 Pepper is right even If he did say II
 that way. The Fountains removal wal
 suggested partly because 1t was alleE
 ed-mark you. guardians of the Pal
 ladium. alleRed-because 1t was alleE
 ed to be in the way, which Is fire auently a reason for the removal O
 person or thing. But perhapE ulor'
 ence in its present locality was mad , on the score of it's being unclean ant
 conducive to tn" creation ot luosqui toes and other diseases. While 1t Il
 not probable that mosquitoes Will no get into the Fountain or the Bash ) just to eat orange peels or ride O' the toy torpedo hotilla. those foreigl substances are sure to create a staK
 nation that will bring bugs and stencl
 and sickness. general eooiiy com com , , plaints as well as specinc oral com it you feel pueriIeiy playful anC must work 1t if. don't play torped
 iotina in the Basin, but borrow lit f tie Johnalberts Boys Dollar Dead tha he got (with gloves and bat throw ! cigar bands. If the policeman Is look ' ing on while you are taking the hid ia [ off an orange and you cant throw tn 2 rlnd on the street. don't toss 1t int