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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-02-20
Dance tomorrow night.

Dance tomorrow night.
Subscribe for the Herald.
Larson, real estate, that's all.
Send the Herald to your friends
We can print your butter wrappers
The Nezperce Land Company
C. A. Christensen, of 10, was ii
town yesterday.
Bert Anderson was over from
Mohler Monday.
AL O'Brier left Tuesday for his
z home1in Twin Falls
SPECIAL Chicken dinner Saturday
at the Nezperce Inn.
Photograph records for sale at
Andersons Pharmacy.
A. Farmer, living Southwest of
town, is reported quite sick.
DR.. Dunlap, of Mohler, was a
professional caller Tuesday.
E. c. Lloyd, the Moscow horse
buyer, is in town for a few days.
Andersons Pharmacy can supply |
you with monographs and records.
16-NcH WOOD WAETED-Enquire
at Miss Whitney's millinery parlors.
S. T. Emmerson and wife, of Win
chester, we're Nezperce visitors to-
day.
W. A. Jones, of the firm of
Bales & Jones was here buying cattle
this week.
Lee Woolman, collector for
White & Borden, of Lewiston, was in
town this week.
A. c. Eitzen is expected nome
The forepart of next week from his
trip to California.
A. G. Johnson, who has been in
Lewiston serving on the jury, re-
turned home yesterday.
n. P. Garrison, veterinary sur
geon. will be in Nezperce on
Saturday, February 10th.
Wallace & McCarty are receiving
three cars of fat hogs at lilo today. r
They will be shipped tc Seattle.
Music for the masquerade t. 7
morrow night will be furnished by '
he Larson-Huefner orchestra. q
Drink the Royal Club Whisky,
I the Log Cabin Salon. It's straight n
rom the government bond house. m
M. A. Crunbacker, represen- c
alive of the Pacific States Telephone SC
Is in town for a few days. al
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-02-20
Dress Goods

Thousands and thousands of yards OF the
most popular cloths shown this season and At
saving in price from what they can be bought
for elsewhere.
Fancy Suitings in Stripes and Plaids and in
all colors and shades.
Fancy Mohairs in both Stripes and Plalds as
veil as all colors in all widths
large assortment Of Wool Taifesas In Plaids
and Stripes.
Fancy Ssrges and Baiiste Cloths in most any
colors you may want
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-02-20
FURNISHING Goods

Mems and Ladies' Furnishing Goods Mems Hats
and Boys Clothing and expected arrive These
will be better and larger than before.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-02-20
Dress rflakinq Department

We expect have Dress Making Department running the LIST of
March and solicit taking
for this department and that sewing
early that place the order with convenient
This guarantee
of work turned talors strictly
uptodate every respect Parties having
turned of this department will buying
chandse from any department of the
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-02-20

Our complete spring shipments IN in the WASH
fancy and coos for the Spring and Summer
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
A Possible Substitution.

A Sultan bade his Grand Vizier
prepare a list OF all the fools in the
kingdom and 10 bring II to him as
soon as Ii was finished
Well, in due course the Vizier
brought his list Of fools TO the palace,
and 10! at the head of the list APP
peared the Sultan himself.
Liking audacity and dash, the Sui
tan smiled and said
why, o Vizier. is my name at tho
head of your list OF fools?"
Sun of the universe, the Vizier
answered promptly. did you not but
last week commission two entire
strangers Franks they represented
themselves-to purchase six motor
cars for you, and did these two stran-
gers not depart with 100000 sequins
from the royal treasury"
Yes" said the Sultan. What OF
it,"
They will never return" said the
Vizier, "snd, therefore. on my list"
But suppose they do return?" the
ruler asked.
Then, sire" answered the Grand
vizier, 81 will erase your name and
place theirs in its place. ."-Washing.
ton Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

The clergyman recorded Complaccnt-
~ the twenty-seventh New Year pledge
taking Excellent work. 4 glorious
day" he said And yet do YOU know
that there was once time when all
this sort of thing was criminal?'
NO"
Eyes. II was I'm India. al the begin
ming of the English occupation. Medi-
cal men believed in those days that a
white man could not live I'm India with
out drinking. They thought he needed
half Il pint of whskey or its equiya-
lent, every day And they insisted on
his taking II.
Temperance societies. total abstin-
ence and the signing of the pledge were
things forbidden In India Such things
were thought injurious TO the white
mans health out there. Hence 10 go
in for them was TO be arrested fined
imprisoned, banished.
But today In India total abstinence
is encouraged. for It has been found
that the abstainer stands the heat far
better than does the man who drinks" ."
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

Edmond Kelly, Countess De castei-
lanes Lawyer, Tells Audience Why.

In lecture before the Students
Club of the New York University
Law School Edmond Kelly. who acted
as the Countess de Castellane's coun-
sci in the divorce suit in Paris. de-
clared that the separation OF Church
and State in France alone prevented
Government degeneacy there. He
said that he did not take the Catho-
lie Church in France to task as a
religion, but as machine
Speaking OF International marriag
es. Mr. Kelly laid their general fail.
ure TO the fact that races do not al
ways blend tremendously.
This kind of marriage is fated 20
extinction in the long run he said
because while not always formulated
against the will OF the flesh they are
invariably against the blood. No mat.
ter how admirably the contractne
parties are suitod-and they usually
are not-internatioual matches are to
be deplored. Races will not mix:
there lies the fault IL is neither con
sidered proper nor wise for 'opposites,
so-called, 10 wed. and are opposites in
race any less liable TO dismal mar
ried existence than are opposites in
temperament or disposition? This
question will not down, and the time
will undoubtedly come when it will be-
carefully weighed when unions of
this kind are contemplated"
Mr.. Kelly declared that there was
not particle of truth in the rumors
that the Countess de Castelane is to
remarry.-New York Times.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
DIR. Frank Cranes Epigrams.

The end OF true culture is peace
with ones self; TO have established
a modus vivendi; not to be blown
about between good and bad, but TO
have practicable path through the
mystery OF things.
We begin life as little animals;
we should end as great souls.
All inward unhappiness can be
definitely traced to selfishness; no
uuselfish person can be thoroughly
unhappy.
The selfish man is pitted against
a selfish world, infinitely stronger
than he, and against which he has
no hope of success.
When a selfish man succeeds in
becoming happy, II is only at the
price of the unhappiness OF others.
Life Is too short and the prizes OF
selfishness too close and too alluring;
you cannot hope to attain nobility
without belief in heaven and God.
There is no happiness so long as
we are impatient.
There is an element of vulgdrity
in any jewelry.
The savage Indian in his tent of
skins, and the multi-millionaire in
his mess Of bric-a-brac. are equally
removed from true culture. Nobility
lies liz the difficult middle way.
TO read books that require no
mental effort is time lost.
The careful and thorough reading
OF newspapers is the surest way to
vulgarize the mind.
Any sort of self-assertion by voice.
dress, manner or any other way, is
vulgar.
Nothing is so vulgar as idleness.
The idle rich in every age OF the
world have become cold-hearted ami
cruel. And to envy or to rail at the
idle rich shows vulgar mind.
The man who works Sundays does
nothing of any consequence Other
days.
Our attitude to money is n sure
test of culture; We should neither
love IL nor hate II, horde IL nor
waste 1t, worship IL nor despise IL:
we should appreciate il for what 1t
can do and realize what IL cannot do.
We speak OF elevating the lower
classes; my experience IL that II is
the upper classes that need elevatlng.
There is no culture possible with
out conversion. because culture is es-
sentially unselfishness, and that 3
born in none. or few.-From sermon
preached by DR.. Frank Crane, Union
Church, Worcester, Mass.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
lncipient knowledge.

That the royal road 10 learning Is
full Of strange pitfalls Is shown by
some OF The definitions and statements
given by school childrcn-some of
whom are well along the way. The
following are bona fde samples com
ing under the knowledge of one teach
er.
About this time Columbus was ours
ing around among the West Indies.
Jackson's campaign in the Valley
was the greatest piece of millinery
work ever known.
The. Valkyrie were the Choosers Of
the Slain, and the Valhalla the Haulers
OF the Slain.
The eldest son OF the King Of France
Is called the Dolphin.
The Duke OF Clarence. according 10
usual custom. was killed In battle.
Heather are paragons (pagansJ that
wash mp idle things.
The Indians call their women squads.
-Harper's Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
she COULD NOT WALK
For Notwithstanding Humor on
.,nklcs-Opiatcs Alone Brought
Sleep - Eczema Yielded To
Cuticura

Il had eczema for over two years. had
two physicians, but they only gave me re-
lief for short time and | cannot enum-
crate the ointments and lotions | used TO
no purpose. Ny ankles were one mass of
sores. The itching and burning were So m.
tense that ! could not sleep. could not
walk for nearly four months Oue dav my
husband said had better try the Cuticura
Remedies. After using them three times,
] had the best nights rest IN months un.
less | took an opiatc. | used one set Of
Cuucura Soap, Ointment. and Pills. and
my ankles healed IN a short time. II is
now year since | used Cuticura. and there
has been no return of the eczema Mrs
David Brown. Locke, Ark, May Is and
July l3, 1907"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

You won't tell your family doctor
the whole story about your private
illness you are too modest. You
need not he afraid To tell Mrs, Pink
ham, at Lynn, Mass, the things you
could not explain 30 the doctor. Your
letter will be held in the strictest con-
hdence. From her vast correspond
ence with sick women during the
past thirty years she may have
gained the very knowledge that will
hclpyourcaSe. such letters as the fol-
lowing, from grateful women, es-
tablish beyond n doubt the power of
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
The objectionable Sin.
Mark 3:2S-2O.

Ghost? A reference 10 the text
will show that the words were elected
by the fact that our Lords enemies
had charged Him with working mira
cles by means of the Devil-that is.
with doing good works by means OF
an evil power. This, OF course, was
shutting their eyes TO what they knew
TO be true. and attributing works OF
holiness to the Devil. II was this
wilful and persistent moral blindness
to known truth that our Lord char
acterizes as sin against the Holy
Ghost, so that 1t is no one particular
sin, but state OF mind which may
take various forms. the root OF II be-
ing a deliberate closing OF the eyes
to what i'm our heart OF hearts we
know TO be true.-W, II. Griffith
Thomas, ID. d., in London Christian.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
THE QUALIFICATION.


huAted for eleven weeks,
We'll. more or less)
i climbed DER twenty y-seven peaks,
well, more or lessl
Now listen 10 my thrilling tale,
And do not dare TO doubt or rail,
l killed just seven hundred quail
(Well, more or less!)
| ate two hundred at my meals,
(Well, more or lessl
Till ! am quail from ears 20 heels,
We'll. more or less)
And then. of course. u seems quite queer,
But strict, true each statement here,
shot wellnight FIVE hundred deer
(Well, more or less,)
OF birds and beasts | GOT most tired,
We'll. more or less)
And FISH | ever had admired.
(Well. more or less)
So then | wandered all about.
And caught-there's not the slightest
doubt
Exactly one round thousand trout
(Well, more or.lessD
Town Topics.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
Gods Love Illustrated.
BY the Rev. Adam Reoch


II is astonishing how long IL takes
us TO grasp and believe in some of the
oft-repeated statements in Gods
word We may pride ourselves on
the power of our intellect and the
thoroughness of our training, and
with II all We may. for a score OF
years. blunder past the most comfort
ing truth.
Take, for example. the text. IF We.
then being evil. know how 10 give
good gifts unto your children, how
much more shall your heavenly Faith
er give the Holy Spirit TO them that
ask Him." The truth and blessed
ness of that text came home TO me in
a most forcible way quite lately. Dur
ing weeks of trouble and darkness
faith had stumbled along. seeing not
ray of light. The awful words of
Christ. My God. My God, why hast
Thou forsaken Me-" seemed the only
words in Scripture that suited my
case. 1t was not the experience of a
moment, but of weeks. and long con-
tinued growing out of the severest
loss one can be called upon TO un-
dergo.
The light came in this way: My
little boy had become much inter-
ested In the prevailing fad. the use
OF roller skates. He had come to me
repeatedly, just for money for new
pair, and then for more TO repair and
improve, until il seemed that / could
give him no more. One afternoon he
showed me the skates and pointed
out that the rear wheels were well
worn down. He did not ask me for
any noneV. pprhanS he did not eX-
pect any, but he said in a soliloquiz-
ing way. II can get new pair of
wheels for fifteen cents" / saw the
heart laid bare. the longing. the TIM
idity-my heart said. "Go ahead and
get them" | could not possibly keep
from finishing out his happiness, and
il seemed a privilege 10 do it. Then
il seemed as IL a voice of reproof
came through my heart, as if the
very words of the text were uttered
IF We then bring evil, know how
to give good gifts unto your chill
dren," etc.
Oh. how it humbled me, had actu-
ally thought God 10 be less concerned
for me and my happiness than / was
Tor that of my own boy. In the light
of the warmth in my own heart FOR
my own boy, I saw the faint refiec-
ton OF that mighty love OF God for
me, His child. and realized as never
before that He will not withhold any
gift that is good, that He will not do
aught save what is for our very best.
But how long il takes US to see it!
May He forgive us for our conceit,
our distrusts and our repining.-
From Sabbath Reading.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
Importance Of February 20.

Interesting. too. is it TO figure out
what leap year means in regard To our
foreign trade. Taking again the fig
ures of our last financial year, it will
be found that one days extra imports
and one days extra exports To 5000.
000 Thus from the mere fact of its
being leap year our total foreign trade
ought to he S13,730O0O greater this
year than last-London Daily Mail
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
His 'Sperience wifi De Law"

"Rastus," said the neighbor. "Td
like 10 borrow that mule of yours"
Goodness sakes. boss!" was the re-
joinder. I'D lige To 'commodate you;
but is had some sperience wifi de
law. If man is 'sponsibe foh de
acts Of his agent, an | was to lend dat
mule out, ii wouldn't be no time befo'
! was arrested for assassnatiOn!"-
Washington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia +. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been tho
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands OF
women who have been troubled with
diSplacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, tibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, fiatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness,ornervousp prostration.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
Irish Hits.

Was there ever "A more mordant and
sardonic stroke of description than
that O'Connell gave of Peel's bloodless-
ness? His smile was like a silver
plate on coffin Less scathing. but
less witty. also. was his description
of lady of a similarly repeIent tenn
perament she had all the character
istics of poker. except its occasional
warmth. ."-ArgOnaut
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
a Man of Straw.

when lion eats an antelope Il
is only devouring glorihcd grass -
was the comforting reflection deliver
ed by Or. Andrew Wilson at Bristol,
the o,her day. We see now that the
king of beasts is apt To regard the ay-
straw.-London Globe.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
Happy Apart.

The Silver Separation is cynical
imitation Of the Silver Wedding A
well known woman recently celebrated
her silver separation. and her husband
sent her valuable present, "in mem
ory Of the many happy years We have
lived apart. Henry LabOuchere In
Truth
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

S@EEtNs

Wife-"Must YOU 60 10 the club to-
night, dear?" Husband isn't alb
solutely necessary, but | need the
rest. Life.
with one exception, everything
I've put money into has gone up in
the air" What was the eXception?"
An airship. Life.
Only when one has children of his
own to bring up does he realize how
badly brought up he himself is
Fliegende Blaetter.
\ primrose on a new hats brim
y dozen dollars meant 10 him,
And maybe more.
Puck.
Pat-"An' did yez have a good
tonne last night?" Mike" Sure.
We wint out an painted the town
green! !"-Clevelan Leader.
If there was more kissing done at
home and less at the depot, life in
the married state would have more
halos.-Palmyra Items.
The Poet-"To be poet one must
be poor" The Editor" Congratu-
lations. You are the poorest poet
ever met. cleveland Plain Dealer.
do you approve of working Sun
day?" Certainly not" replied the
man addressed. why make an ex-
ception of Sunday? ?"-Philadelphia
Ledger.
Mr.. Goodlie-"My boy, you'd never
hear me use language like that" The
kid bet you don't, Why, il took
me five years to learn all dem words"
The Sketch.
Knicker-" Retrenchment is hard
on the poor" Bocker-"Yes; when
you have to give up your auto the
ones who suffer at the chauffeurs
friends. New York Sun.
Where is the waitress
Who used to be here?
She's in the chorus
And carries a spear.
Detroit Free Press.
"Deah mel" sighed Cholly Sappy.
"I'm a twife undah the weathah--"
"Of course you are" interrupted Miss
Knox, If you're under the weather at
all. l."-Philadelphia Press.
DID you see the AlpST' "Oh,
yes. Our car broke down right OPP
posite them, and do you know, I'm
almost glad it did ! found them SO
charming and interesting. Puck.
Liz-"Me bruddah says dat young
fellar wot calls on You travels in
fast circles" Tom-"You bet he
does. He takes de tickets on de
merry-go-round." 49, Chicago Daily
News.
Redd-"I see Brownies got an au-
tomobile." Greene-"Ycs his rich
uncle gave it TO him" why, he told
me he put all the money he had into
it," $50 he did. He bought a dol
lars worth Of gasoline for it. t."-Yon-
kers Statesman.
THAT constable who followed
tenor about the stage with a warrant
for breach of contract might have
provoked the man to worse crime"
Il suppose you mean assault and
battery" "No But in his excite
ment the singer might have uttered
false note. philadelphia Public
Ledger.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
ar Ernm L.

Former Resident-How things have
changed here in 20 years, woudn' Z
know the town. what has become Of
Floogus. who used 10 shave notes and
lend money al two percent month";
Hotel Clerk-He's gone To his ro.
ward.
Former Resident-What' IL he dead
Hotel Clerk-Not on your life, He's
president Of a trust company in New
York.-Chicago Tribune.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
Excuses Easy to Find.

A man who seeks an excuse for
neglect or delay concerning religion
can find such excuse. The man who
seeks religion with his whole heart
will find II. Don't stumble over Four
halting brother; don't get In the way
for him TO stumble over you.-Bishop
Fitzgerald.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
Starting IL.

"Your wife is very fond of animals.
is she note"
Indeed. she is."
Loves YOU devotedly, | suppose?'-
Houston Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
All He Had

Wife: What do you mean by bring.
ing those muddy feet in here?"
Husband: 'Scuse me, m'dear (hic):
didn't have any othersh t'bring. Had
hard time gettin' theesh Bohem-
ian.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

Some members OF the Don't Wor-
ry Club leave their certificates OF
membership at the Office when they
start home.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

One OF the very newest immigrants
is a Russian girl ten years old. who
speaks fuently seven languages. Talk
about lowering the American aver
age!--Christian Endeavor World.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
Many Professional Men,

clergymen, teachers and singers use
Browns Bronchial Troches for cur
Ing hoarseness and coughs.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
LYDIA <. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
to conquer all female diseases.
Mrs. Norman Il. Barndt, of Allen
town, Pa, writes:

Ever since | was sixteen years OF
age had suffered from an organic de-
rangemeut and female weakness; in
consequence | had dreadful headaches
and was extremely nervous. My physi-
elan said | must go through an opera
tion To get well. A friend told me
about Lydia l.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and | took IL and wrote you
for advice, following your directions
carefully, and thanks TO you | ann to-
day well woman, and | all telling
all my friends of my experience"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

On the railways Of Chile there are
now In operation 5000 locomotives Of
American make. Me-
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

Wouldn't YOU like 60 try Natures mild
laxative, Garfield Teay Headache Pow
ders and Digestive Tablets also upon Ie-
quest Send postcard to Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn, y. y.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

Itch cured in 30 minutes by woolford's
sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

"The times are getting worse They
offered me work at five different plac-
es today, Fliegende Blaetter.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
Greenc's Warrantcd sNrnp of rar

Will cure your cough or cold, or your
druggist of whom you bought il Will
refund your money. - or 80 cents
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

cleansed, sanctified. and iEdwelt by
the Master. We shall be what He de- |
sires we should be, witnesses unto |
Him.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

Mrs winslows Soothing Syrupfor Childr'h
teethinR. -oftens theguIns. ns.reducesiniiaraIna
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie 2jc q bOttl'
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
Only Ou,, "l,roIuo Ouinine"

That is Laxative BIomp Quinine Look
for the signature OF T.. " Grove Used the
World over 20 Cure Cold in one Day 25c.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14
pile, Cured IN o 10 DAYS.

Pazo Ointment ~ guaranteed 20 cure ans
case oil Itching. Blind Bleeding or Prptrudins
Pile. IN 6 20 ~ dtNs pr money refunded soc
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-14

The first envelope ever made is kept
n the British Museum.