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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10

IF. ii. White. OF North East, went
TO Philadelphia Hospital on Thurs
day Tor treatment for lockjaw
"A. NJ Strickland has the contract
for a new dwelling for Miss Martha
+. Jones and sisters on upper North
street
Falling. while stretching a wire
fence. one day last week, Samuel Nc
Cardell OF the Colora section, broke
his wrist.
The ladies oi the Crouch Chapel
congregation are arranging for poul-
try supper, which they will serve at an
early date
Howard Brown, OF the Sixth dis.
irict, one day this week dropped his
purse containing $50, down well,
which he was repairing.
Garrett Lockerman. OF Warwick,
committed Tor disorderly conduct, was
lodged with Sheriff Hager on Thurs.
day by Constable Eaton.
The Pastors Aid Society OF Elk
ton Presbyterian Church will observe
us fifteenth anniversary next Thurs
day evening, October IS.
interesting and we'll attended
Rally Day services were held a,
Crouch Chapel on Sunday Rev. DIR.
/. Z. Barrett preached, and special
music was rendered \ liberal collec-
ton was taken
~ bay mare Owned by a. c. Ram
sey, 81 Lower Oxford, that had re-
peatedly run away. broke loose on
Saturday morning from a moving ma
chine al i getting her feet caught in a
twin harrow fell. one OF the levers
pi ercing her heart After a few
plunges the animal dropped dead
The Cecil County Game Protec-
tive ! sosciaiion N..l hold meeting
at rikton on TuesI9! next. The AS
soc.a;ion is gaining in strength and
Influence and expects I be able to do
effective work at restocking. In the
matter of requiring non-residents TO
secure license the Society's work has
been marked this season
-Vice-President Charles W. Fair
banks and Congressman Nicholas
Longworth, Of Ohio. President Roose-
velts son-in-law, will speak at a Re-
publican mass meeting in Wilmington
Opera House this Saturday evening.
On October 10 Hon. James s. Sher-
man, Judge Tait's running mate, and
other prominent Republicans will
speak in the Opera House.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10
William 7. and Henry A. Wsiburion.
Solicitors
Order of Publication
Hollis REYNOLDS ~. Gertrude :. Reynolds.
In the Circuit Court for Cecil County.
In Faulty. No. asii

The object OF this hill j. To procure a divorce a
mcrsa ct thuro for the plaintiff from the defend.
ant.
The hill states that on the sis, day Of Decem.
her 1901, the plaintiff was married to the defend
ant a, the city of Wilmington in the State oi
Delaware that they lived together until the
month OF july i'Es. that ~ the said last
mentioned month. the said defendant abandoned
and deserted the plaintiff. without cause. aud
that said defendant has never returned. The Liil
further states that the plaintiffs conduct towards
his said wife has always been proper and beyond
reproach. The bill further states that there is no
Offspring Of said marriage. The hill iuthcr
states that the plaintiff has resided in Cecil
County. Maryland. for sometime past. but at
present resides in the CITY of baltimore. in said
for more than two wears next preceding this
application for divorce. The bill further alleges
that the defendant resides in the State Of Penusyi
yania. OF elsewhere beyond the Jurisdiction 81
this Court.
The bill ptaN> tor a divorce u mcnsa ct thoro
aud for general relief
II is thcrcupon this nth day Of October. 1905.
ordered by the Circuit Court for Cecil County. in
Equity. that the plaintiff. by causing copy Of
this order TO lie inserted IN some newspaper pub.
ishcd in said Cecil county. once in each Of four
successive weeks before the 7h day of November
next give notice to the said absent defendant Of
the object and substance of this bill. warning
her to appear IN this Court IN person OF by solici.
tor. ON OF before the 2id day Of November next.
to show Cause II any she has why decree oug ut
not To hc passed prayed.
MANLY DRRSNEN.
True Cor, Test clerk.
o,t.iost MANLY pRENNEN. Clerk.
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Local J0ttin9S

The October, or Hunters" moon
was full last evening.
Cecil county Teachers Institute
has been set for the week opening Oc-
tobcr 26
The County Commissioners and
Orphans Court will meet regularly
on Tuesday.
-Elkton Juniors and Ltwisville
will cross bats at Elkton Ball Park
this afternoon.
The Oxford Fall Fair receipts
were S4.25o.4o; expenses, S3,oo5 o.;
balance $ss4.76
d. c. Strain, OF Baltimore. is re-
painting George w. Bouldtn's resi-
dencc in West Elkton.
Concrete walks are under con
Struction at the w. I. Warburton
residence on East Main street.
-piastcring was in progress this
week on the addition TO the Elkton
rcs.uilicc. which will soon be ready for
use.
-Rivcrvicw Council. I6S, Jr. o. U.
\. NJ. will be visited this evening by
State Councillor Ritter and other Off
GERS.
-Chcstnuts are reported plentiful in
nearly all ncighboring sections but a
series OF iroSts is needed TO open the
burrs.
"A chicken and waffle supper will
he held in the Clifford store building
on Wednesday evening October II,
by the ladies OF Zion NJ. +. Church.
~ - f.F a. Ia
week, opening November ~, III celc-
bration 81 the BiCcntcnnial OF the
granting III its charter by Queen Anne.
John Gregg, OF Lcwisvilc. despite
bad sight in one eye and 4 crippled leg,
has a record oi 30 shocks oi heavy
corn cut in one day recently Tor George
B'leS
Albert Harris. who is reported
10 have struck luck during several
years stay in the gold fields Of Alaska
has returned to his former home at
Woplidwu
George ". Boulder will shortly
engage in general repair work in w.
+ Bouldcn's shop, having quit the en-
ploy Of the Henry ncibcrt Barge
Building Company.
WIS. Nl'CC BbNNtT, WIG hl btH-
jamin snwscr. colored died at her
home on Ellis avcr-ie, on Sunday
night Her husband and three child
rem survive her
Mary !IiktonifnS and other resi-
d"rtN al the county spent one or more
days this week. Founders Week in
Philadelphia witnessing the parades
and other ceremonies
The Rankin house on East Main
street. now owned by Mr.. John Fra
ger, has been tasteiully painted. gain
ing great credit to the new firm who
did the work, Porter & Alexander,
house painters
-Four SwarmS al bees were found
recently behind the Notwithstanding
OF John Micklc's house at Jackson
Station on the b. & O. K. r. ond the
quantity OF honey they had stored
nearly filled two tubs.
The body found last week on Tay-
lor's Island. Hartford county was idcn-
tilted on Monday by party from Mil
ford, as George Holstcin. az that
town, who was recently lost over
board from a bay craft
The whole range. OF Fall and
Winter Fashions ior Men and Boys is
now open for your inspection. Spec
'al bargains in Oy-gcoats, ready to
wear JNO. FRAZER.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10

Horace Riale, OF the Sixth dis
sr;;se::, severed ,~c arteries IN his arm
when corn knife which he was handi-
ing, slipped, a few days ago.
Glass night exercises will be held
in Eikton Opera House on the even
ing OF October 10Y by the members
OF 90 OF Cecil County High School.
--Cecifs share oiihc quarterly dis
iribution OF the State School Fund.
made last Thursday. is $s.Ios. "A. Har-
lords. So,iz7 10. and Ken,'s S5.sar so.
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frame Dwelling House

and some small outbuiidinRs The land Is o
good quality and the property is in good repair
aud in excellent neighborhood.
TERMS or sALE:--Prescribed by mortgage
Cash ON day Of Sale. other and more favorabi,
terms may be obtained from the attorney ON day
OF sale. " purchaser desires
Cost of conveyance to he paid 10y the purchaser
ROBERTO. THAcKERy.
Attorney named in said Mortgage
T.. NJ Groves Auciionccr. .ioct T.
uuuse ana that Bryan's nands VIII ~"
tied even II his tongue continues 10
wag-certainly n poor reason for elect.
Ing a president even were II true
But II IL not true. A grammar school
boy who has studied the constitution
of the United States knows that. or
course Bryan as president In face OF II
sane congress could not pass laws. But
the whole administration of national
laws, including their enforcement.
which IL ut least MS important ms pass.
Ing them. would be In his hands. He
would have the treasury under his
thumb: the national banks would bc
ut the mercy Of a comptroller OF tie
currency appointed by him: the forelgl
policy OF the government would he Ill
rected by him. and ambassadors. min.
listers aud consuls would he named 10y
him. The army and navy would be un.
der his command. Collectors. postmas.
tiers and other officials of the civil serv.
Ice would be nominated by him. While
he could not establish IA tariff for rev.
enuc only" he could make things much
smoother aud easier for the class that
come back from European trips loaded
with all sorts OF luxuries purchased
abroad TO the dctriment Of American
labor
Then he could smash any bank that
might offend him by not going into his
compulsory guarantee scheme. Just az
his campaign treasurer. Governor Has.
kell. smashed the International Bank
OF Coalgate. Okla. To make Il demon
stration OF the guarantee law for the
Democratic Denver convention.
Oh yes. Bryan could do harm--so
much harm that II might take the coun
try many long years to recover from
the damage done by four years OF
Bryan In the White House
Eut Bryan will do no harm because
he will not have the opportunity. he
cause the American people are going Ia
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10

John Earle Tyson. OF Woodlawn
and Ella Elizabeth Tosh, OF Colora.
Charles Craig. OF Craigtown, and
Bessie Todd, OF Port Deposit.
Julian Riley Vandegriit and Sarah
Rebecca Levi. both OF Elkton.
Merritt +. Smith, OF Philadelphia,
and Harriet l.. Alexander. OF Rich
ardsmere.
+. Bayard Scott and Edna MARBLE
Davis, both OF Childs.
COLORED.
Stewart Donald Smith and Lille
Presbury, both OF Hartford county.
lanes Ramblin and Susan Peters,
both oi Port Deposit.
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Dissolution Of Partnership

SEPTEMBER End I'1s.
The firm OF Vim. Z. West \ Co.. OF Rowland
willie Maryland has been dissolved los mutual
consent Lea Moore aud ". r. West OF the old
firm have formed a new partnership under the
name OF The Eel, Paper Co.. who will continue
the business and To- whom debts owing the old
firm should lee paid and debts owing hv the old
hrm should hc presented.
WM. +. WEST
GRO. {. LOGAN.
l.. T. LOGAN.
IuoCtiw LEA MOORE.
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Permanent Road Improvement from Sorth
portions OF the road will lie closed to public
travel from time To time a. designated hy the
County Commissioners.
By order Of the board Of County Commits
sioneTs
ipsepi Il ". II. pEsnASE. President.
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In pursuance OF the authority granted by chap.
ter "a Of the Acts Of Assembly OF Maryland of
the wear ip0s. the County Commissioners Of Cecil
County, Maryland. will offer for sale hy sealed
bids to be opened ON the 18th day Of October. Ips
bonds for the permanent improvement, Of the
roads aud highways OF the said Cecil County. to
the amount OF twenty-five thousand dollars
is!5,Uo0o in denominations of five hundred!
dollars $1,000 each.
These bonds are dated rs Of July /. lyts. aud
will hear interest at five per cen, per nnuun from
that date. Interest will he paid at the Office of
the County Commissioners Of said Cecil County
semi annually, namely ON the LIST day Of January
and on the Isl day Of July IN each year aud every
year until said hoEds aTa redeemed. These bonds
will he due on the st day Of July. 1915. but may
he redeemed at any time after their issue.
These bids will be publicly opened at the Office
OF the County Commissioners oi Cecil County on
the iath day of October. ii1s. at II o'clock a. M.
The said County Commissioners reserve the
right to rejec, any aud all bids.
These bonds are exempt from all taxation lot
County. Municipal aud County School purposes, "
and will Ice sold TO the highest bidders for cash.
A certified check TO the amount Of ten per ccnt.
OF the bid must accompany each bid.
nids will he received for one bond. or for any
number up to the full issue Of fifty. They should
ccgi. County E!k:n;:. at., aua endorsed ON the
envelope Bids for bonds"
By order Of the County Commissioners Of Cecil
County.
scot, W. II. DESHASR, President.
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OCTOBER
Treasurer SNOtiCe

In pursuance Of AN Act Of Assembly passed at
the January session. 100 Chapter ~. the under.
signed Treasurer Of Cecil County, hereby gives
notice that for the purpose of receiving the
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10
State and County Taxes

'S'S e"e ~es"T soN~S
in said county. for the year ipcs. he will 81, in
the several Election Districts as follows
October %, at +. S. Shorts. Cecil.
ton, First district.
October %. at Byron Bouchelle's,
Chesapeake City, Second district.
October "a at Henry Hess, Fair
Hill, Fourth district.
October rs, at John l.. Moore's
Drug Store, North East, Fifth dis.
trict
October q, at Maryland House,
Rising Sun, Sixth district.
October rs, at A, l.. Barry's, Port
Deposit Seventh district.
October 30, at W. W. Michigan $
Store, Conowingo, Eighth district.
October go at Cross Keys Hotel,
Calvert, Ninth district.
Between the hours of a. m. and 3 p. m.
A. the law provides discount Of per cent
will lie allowed ON all State aud County Taxes
paid before November /. Taxpayers will please
take notice that taxes are due aud payable on
September !. aud that ON all bills unpaid on Jan.
uary interest will he charged and collected from
September !. After January / deiinaucnts will
bc warned that unless settlement in full lie made
before April l. the claims against them WILL BE
PLACED IN THE HANDS or TINE SHERIFF os THE
COUNTY, who shall proceed to seize their proper
and dispose of the same TO pay the taxes due.
with the charges theron and all costs of sale.
The Treasurer would, therefore, respectfully
urge all taxpayers to ray promptly. and " posi-
bic in time to obtain the benefit Of the discount
CHAs. X. LYNCH
?Suiy Treasurer
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Registration Days Of 1908
Revision Day
Tuesday, October IS


"a. IN. to ~ M.
The R-gis'ers wi ! sii vt the following
pi .c,s IN their respective districts or
precinc,s-
Firs, Dis,r c,-In cecilton, at James
II. Smiths store house, on Main street
Seco, d Dis,,i tin Chesapeake City.
at William Hudson's Room. opposite
Masonic Hall.
Third District. First Preci-ct-In Elk
ton, =, Magis' rate n. II Gilpin's Office,
on tn. IVES, side Of Nor'h street.
Third District, Second Precinct-In
Eikton. a, Herman Jeffrrs' Warehouse
Fourth Dis,iict-In Fair i'll. at the
election office on the Henry Hess prop
erty.
Fifth District, First Pre- net In
North East, at Charles W. Shippers
Store, on East Side Of Main street.
Fifth District. Second Precinct-In
Charles,own. at J. N. Blacks Old Store
Building.
Sixth Distric'-In Rising Sun, at
Magistrate Samuel Taylor's Office.
Seventh District, First Preciuct-Iu
Port Deposit, at room under Falls Hotel
Seventh District, Second Precint--in
Perryvilie, at Mechanics Hall.
Eighth Dis,rict-In Oskwood, at
American Mechanics Hall.
Ninth District-In Zion, at the build
ing formel y occupied by the Farmers
and Mechanics Mutual Fine Insurance
Company.
BY ORDER OF
OMAR ID. CRoTHERS. President;
DELMAR SMITHERS.
W. A. CAMERON,
Boar, Of Supervisors Of Elections of
Cecil County.
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Hay Fever

DO YOU suffer from that mysterious distress.
ng ailmcnu No need 60 wait for frost to get re.
lief. victor Hay Fever Remedy will give YOU i'm
mediate aud lasting relief. Full treatment sent
for $40. Trial treatment free ON application
Send Tor circular No. " aud information.
VICTOR REMEDY CO.
ilOT Filberi 81.
i9scpiSw Philadelphia. Pa.
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Registration Notice

In compliance with provisions Of Section ~. Of
Chapter 70, Of the laws Of Maryland Of 1870 and
thereto notice Is hereby given Of
the time aud places Of registration aud OF revision
thereof in Cecil County. The Registers will sit
Ia their respective districts OF precincts at the
places hereinafter designated on the following
DAYS for the purpose III registration and revision
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Dwelling House

aud outbuildinRs.
TERMS OF SALE Prescribed bv mortgage
Cash on day Of sale. other aud more favorable
terms however, may bc obtained on day of sale,
from the Attorney II purchaser desires. Cost of
conveyance to lie paid by the purchaser.
ROBERT {. THAcKERY.
Attorney named IN said mortgage.
Dr. Charles H. Biles, Auct. ahsep-ts
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10
l Id ACRES,

MORE OR LESS. being the same parcel OF land
which conveyed to the said Samuel u. Dill
man by Joseph ERRner aud another, by deed dated
Nov. SO;h isg5 aud recorded in Liber J. g. " (.
No. :. folio ~, another of said Record Rocks.
The improvements consist OF a comfor- 49,
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ORDER NIsI
Joseph Henry Hughes. Plaintiff v. George n.
Andrews, Ct. al Defendants.
In the Circuit, Court for Cecil County.
In Equity. No. 77sP.

ordered, this 18th day OF September 1908 that
the sale Of property mentioned In these proceed
ings, made and reported by George. A. blake.
hrmed unless cause TO the contrary thereof be
shown on or before the 18th day Of November
next. provided copy Of this order be inserted
In some newspaper printed and published In
Cecil County once a week for ono month before
the 10th day Of October next.
The report states the amount OF sale TO be
ss5.00.
MANLY DRRNNEN.
True copy-Test: Clerk.
l9septst MANLY DRENNHN, Clerk.
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FOR SALE.
MONEY TO LOAN.

$500 70 loan on good real Estnfe security.
JOSHUA CLAYTON
Attorney nt Law,
ang2isf Eikton Ma.
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Trustees Sale
OF A
House and Lot
IN ELKTON.

Under authority contained IN decree d The
Circuit Court for Cecil County. in eauisy. sois.
sainci IN cause therein. IN ~hich phoebe
Hughes and husband are plaintiffs aud James A.
Scott and others are defendants he undessixne,i.
the trustee manned therein will sell Al pubiic auc.
ton al the Court House door IN the town Of Xix.
ton 10 Cecil County, aud state II Maryland. on
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10

$500 10 loan on nrst mortgage on real
estate In sums Of <iuu0. Also e<Dq on first
mortgage. Apply 10
HENRY N. MCCULLOUGH
JuiyU-u Elkt0n, Md.
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Thursday, October 18th, 1908
ALL O'clock, A. M.

all tina, parcel Of land. situated In said County,
about mile from rleasan, Till. ON the road
20 warburions Mill. and containing
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4ACreS, 2 ROOdS and ) perCheS

more or less being the same lots OF land which
were conveyed to the said Hannah A. wilgis aud
Susan j. McMullen hy two deeds, the from
william Flowers aud wife, dated November 9TH
1855 and recorded in Iiber J. A. H., No. IS. folio
., and the other from Patrick BOYLE aud wife.
dated MAY 9Th, 1873, aud recorded in Iibcr u. s..
No. TO- folio NJ. other land Record Hooks Of said
coruty.
Tie improvements consist Of comfortable
FRAME
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Attorneys Sale
Or
House and Lot
Near 0akwood, Md.
Tuesday, October 20, '08
A'ff.f5 0'cIock A. M.

all those two adjoining lots Of land, situated
about onchaii mile from oak wool In the Eighth
District OF said county. on the road to Pleasant
Grove and containing
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NOTICE

W. II. DEslrASg, President.
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aud which was conveyed to the said Annie x.
Sutton by two deeds one from John Mauidin,
dated. October list, 1884. aud recorded in i.iber J.
a. D. No. 3. Folio 40. and the other from vii.
liam j. Little and wife dated July !ith, isss. aud
recorded In Liber J. A. u. No. 10 Folio 2e2. Land
Record Books Of said Cecil County.
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The undersigned will offer at public sale at the
Court House door IN the town OF Eikton, ia the
State of MARYLAND on
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-09-15
The Decision Means Much.

The national committees recogni-
ton of the Swisher ticket as the Re-
publican ticket OF this state means
the same as II the decision were a
court decision.
The opposition took their case be-
fore the committee and reviewed il
extensively, doubtless putting up the
strongest argument they had in be-
half Of their ticket. but the national
committee after due examination,
study and research, failed to find why
they had any claim on the Republi-
cans Of the state. and saw no reason
why they should be recognized.
Coming to a Just conclusion the
committee did not hesitate to declare
itself in favor Of the swisher ticket
as the Republican ticket of West yir.
ginla. Indeed. all know there could
be no other honest conclusion.
RenublIcans baIiava in tbe ,rtag-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-09-15
Explldned.

At last We know! Let the hereto
fore agitatad minds Of tine good peo-
pie Of this state now rest at ease.
Mr.. II. c. Ogden, general manager of
the Wheeling Tntelligencer and aide
de-camp OF the Scherr lampaign, in
two columns and a half Of editorial
in yesterdays issue OF that newspa-
per, explains why the Intalligencer
flopped from the Republican ranks
and took up the cause of Democracy
by selling its soul to the Democratic
Aid Society, headed by one f. NJ.
Grant.
Mr.. Ogden artfully explains in a
negative manner, by trying to prove
that ne and the Intelligencer are yet
First Great Proof-"The editorial
Republican He thus elucidates:
policy OF the Wheeling 1ntelligencer
in every important respect has been
and is still directed by Hon. George
A. Mclaughlin. president of the In
telligencer Publishing Company"
Second Great Procf-"E Every stock.
holder and director in the Intelliger.
Ger Publishing Company entirely ap.
proves Of the papers attitude towards
Swisherism."
Third Great Proof-'H. c. Ogden
is general manager OF both the
Wheeling News and Wheeling Intel.
ligencer. He was born n Democrat
and in 1892 voted for Grover CIevc.
land"
Fourth Great Proof-"In 1896. Mr.
Ogden. then manager OF the Wheel
ing News, which had been conducted
as an independent paper, supported
William Mckinley for president. and
the Wheeling News also supported
him. The books Of the Wheeling
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-09-15

Not long ago the Wheeling Intel
ligencer vainly tried to make 1t APP
pear that the Lincoln party was not
the Lincoln party but the regular Re
publican party. After this fell
through with, the Intelligencer said
the Scherr people has never contend
ed for party regularity as the prime
question was that of the Republican
national committe0 ordering Repub-
lican candidates in West Virginia TO
go on other than the regular Repub-
lican ticket. Since the sub-commit-
tee decided contrary to this the In
tclllgencer is now taking up and de-
filming its Kaleidoscope political posi-
lions. When this fizzle runs out Og-
den will have some other amusing
thing to fill his columns with for
awhile until occasion demands an
other wack-water movement.