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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-01
LABOR NEWS

The Luxembourg government is treat
ing incorri gible vagabonds to bread and
water for the first four days of their
Imprisonment, and to the lowest scale
of ordinary diet twice a week after
ward. The PRISONS are said to be emp
tying fast.
In both England and Scotland several
rescue stations have been organized in
connection with experimental galleries
devised for the purpose of training col
Tiers in the methods of effective rescue
work in the event of explosions, pit
fires and al lother underground acct
dents.
State Labor Commissioner Harris
Weinstock of Calofirnia is inves tigat-
ing labor conditions in the principal
cites of Europe and collecting data with
view to beginning legislation in Call
fornia which shall do away with strikes
and labor disturbances generally.
What is said to have been the first
time in the history of the Westmore-
| land (Pa.) coal region. religious ser
vices were conducted underground one
day recently. The miners listened Gag
erly to the prayers, and many Joined in
the chorus of revival hymns.
On Dec. Z, at New Orleans, the Inter
national Brotherhood of Maintenance
of-Way Employees, and at Brooklyn, N.
Y. National Alliance of Bill Posters and
Billers of America will meet in conven-
! ton.
| 1t is regarded as highly probable that
the large anthracite mining concerns
will adopt the idea of providing educa-
| tional facilities for their employees, CIV
| ing practically every mine worker in
the anthracite region the opportunity to
learn.
| The annual conference of the Miners
Federation of Great Britain reported
that the number of men employed in
the districts represented by the fedora
tion was 767,S00, and the number of
men in the union 592,444. There was an
increase in the number of employed
compared with last year of 10000
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Heart Heart
I alks.
HIS LAST REGISTRY.
BY EDWIN A. NYE.
Copyright. 1908. by Edwin =. Nye.
HENRY T.. SMITH, HEAVEN.

HENRY L. SMITH, HEAVEN.
That was the peculiar way in which
q deaf and dumb man registered at the
police station at Sioux City, Ia.
Why heavens registry book at po-
lice station?
1t might be there.
Indeed, it is as likely to be there as
In some Of the high priced hostelries
where the bediamonded clerk holds
out the pen for the registry.
Smith was neatly dressed, evidently
well educated and showed a cheerful
and gracious spirit. The desk sergeant
says he was courteous in demeanor
and exceedingly kind
Was the man sane7
Did he devoutly believe as the book
says, your citizenship lis in heaven?'
Or was he a crank? No matter II his
head was added his heart was sound
The man bunked at the station sew
eral nights, hunting for work. which
he failed to find. He was glad to per-
form any service, however mental, for
the sergeant.
Deaf and dumb, but great souled
Henry L. Smith was not deaf to the
real harmonies Of life, not dumb In
proclaiming allegiance to that country
whose Maker and Builder is God =
but deaf to earth's discords, dumb to
speak i'll of any-a heavenly guest In
humanity's garb.
And then one day Smith started tc
walk to his home in Nebraska. That
evening he was struck by. an Omaha
train and killed
Well
The human torches in Nero's gar
dens, PauFs headless body on the road
to Ostia, Savonarola by way Of the
stake, Henry L. Smith on railroad
track-you see, THERE is NO SPE-
CIAL ROUTE BY WHICH HOME
SICK MORTALS GO HOME.
For surely Henry L. Smith will be
Eat home in heaven.
Here he grew tired hunting for
| work; there he shall work for an age
at sitting and never grow tired al
all SO far as we know, he had never
crushed with clumsy feet the flowers
Of human kindness nor thrust unholy
hands into the heartstrings Of friend
deaf and dumb and poor, but ONE
OF GODS GENTLEMEN.
| Plebeian name, Henry L. Smith, bu
who knows Pit may be an illustriou.
name in celestial regions.
He registered finally at his home
hotel.
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UP AND DOWN IN INDIANA

dren. each of whom will receive the
same amount
WAS SUFFICIENT CAUSE.
The husband a republican and a Qua
kef, the wife Baptist and a demo-
crat, formed combination of unpleas-
antness in a domestic circle which fin
complaint filed in Newcastle by Robert
f. Porch against his wife, Alice Forch
BAR BANQUET BRILLIANT.
The banquet given in Anderson by
the Madison County Bar association
last night in honor of the retiring, and
incoming judges of the circuit and SUI
perior courts was one of the most en-
joyable social events of the season
The banquet was served at the Grand
hotel and was attended by about sew
enty members of the bar. Judge ]. F.
Mcclure. Judge Chask Bagot, Judge C.
NJ Greenlet and Judge H. A Austill
occupied places of honor.
WHO STOLE MAIL BOX.
Mystery still hangs about the theft
of mail box from the premises of AL
bert Harmeson. northeast Of Richmond
despite the efforts of the postal authori-
ties to locate the guilty person.
ARRESTED AT CENT SHOW.
After a long search the Kokomo po-
lice arrested Omer Phillips, FL at the
close of picture sho wperformance at
the Sipe theater tonight Phillips is
held upon the charge of shooting Claude
Dietreich, IL years old
FIRE DESTROYS MILL.
Fire which is supposed to have been
of incendiary origin today destroyed the
Touring mills and grain elevator of
George ]. Clements at Chrisney The
damage is about $4,000, with insurance
of about one-half this amount
SHOW IN WINTER QUARTERS.
The Gentry Bros shows, now in win
ter quarters in Bloomington, are to be
remodeled before starting out for the
next season. Both outfits are to be
overhauled. the cars and wagons paint
ed and regllded, and much of the har-
ness and tapestry used will be replaced
J. w. Gentry is having plans made for
modern home to be erected on East
k1rkwood avenue. within one block of
the campus of Indiana university.
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THE CREAM OF THE
Morning News

Chief Justice Olson of the Chicago
municipal court begins an Investigation
to ascertain the status of the sea. 900
fund no win litigation and demands an
accounting from Homer X Galpin.
chief clerk
Residents of Ravenswood and Sheri-
dan Park for ma vigilance committee
to put down crime.
Illinois Central railroad plans to
burn coke and oil as temporary means
to abate smoke nuisance
Recital of Russian horrors at the
Rudovitz hearing drives women from
the courtroom and almost results in
the collapse of Miss MacLean, court re-
porter.
Arthur Burrage Farweli and Walter
Michaelis exchange heated accusations
in fight over liquor clause before new
charter committee.
Judge Kohlsaat in the United States
circuit court defeated effort of Sidney
Smith to win title to tract bounded by
Thirty-fifth and Thirty-ninth streets,
Grand boulevard and the lake.
Women leaders in equal suffrage
movement repudiate radical opinions of
Miss Grace Reed and claim they are in
sympathy with temperance efforts.
Truce scheduled today in war over
club gambling, with Mayor Busse and
President Mccormick of New Illinois
Athletic club in love feast
Ways and means committee, resent
ing criticism of the tariff hearing. ask.
power to compel attendance.
Case of the Virginia railroad against
the state corporations commission is
sent back to the state court by the fed
eral supreme court on the ground that
the local tribunal should first act on it
John D. Archbold says with feeling
that Standard Oil was favored on its
| export trade only
More than 100 bodies are brought ,r
from the Mariana, Pa, mine, wrecked
by an explosion Saturday, and it now
is figured the total dead will be 100.
Higher salaries for federal judges
are urged by committee of the New
York bar, which asks aid in securing
the passage of a bill now before con
gress.
Rebels sweep all before them in Hay
II and are nearing the capital
Chinese commission arrives in Wash.
| ington, bearing gifts of thanks for the
remittance of the Boxer indemnity.
Grain list closed slightly firmer de.
spite December liquidation; quiet trade
| in provisions, with changes slight; live
stock higher.
Stock sales Wall street reach a mil.
ton. but irregularity in the market
/ leaders is marked
| Deposits Of the national banks in
Chicago increase sS.743,0oO between
| Sept % and Nov. 81. reaching the high.
est total ever reported.
Prices of admission for future world,
championship baseball games will b.
cut in two. National commission II
handle the tickets.
Australian tennis team defeats Amer.
lean players at Melbourne, for the Da
Wis international challenge cup.
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PEAT MARSHES BURNING.
Hundreds of acres of peat, east OF
Wabash, along the Wabash railroad
are burning. Recently heavy rains did
not seem to be effective in extinguish-
ing the fire.
BOY LOSES AN EYE.
While attempting to discharge some
powder which he had placed in an old
iron pipe Saturday afternoon, Carl Bor-
den of Shelbyville, 9 years old, sus-
tanned an injury to his eyes and may
lose the sight of one
SENATOR sELF-MADE MAN.
John w. Orndorf of Columbia City
republican, joint senator from whitley
and Huntington counties, will be a
holdover member of the next general
assembly. He was born on farm and
received meager educational advan-
tages.
BIG SUIT is FILED.
Mrs. Joseph Labadie of South Bend
has, through her attorney, j. Leon
Gould of Indiana Harbor and Attorneys
Grove and Henderson of Hammond
formerly of Indianapolis, filed suit in
the circuit court OF Essex, Ontario
county, Canada, for a tract of land on
which is now located Walkerville, a
f1ourtshing city of several thousand in
habitants. She is one of twelve heirs
who are fighting to regain property
worth more than s1,000,000 One of the
leading defendants is the Walkerville
Distilling company. Besides asking fol
the title to the property, the Labadie
heirs also demand proper compensation
for the use of the land from the year
1887.
PLEDGE MANY cows.
In hopes of obtaining a milk condens-
ing plant for Wabash, farmers have
pledged almost 1000 cows to the mer
who are seeking to locate in Wabash
The promoters are negotiating for the
bridge and iron works plant, now idle
RELATIONSHIP WORTH $4,000.
H. c. Burden a merchanic of Rich
mond. has been given $4,000 by the
national government. The money has
been paid by reason of Burdens rita
ton to Chief Morning Star of the tribe
of Cherokee Indians that was removed
from Alabama to Indian Territory many
years ago. Burden is one of six chill.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-01
THIS DATE IN HISTORY.

Dec. 1.
1793-Commune of Paris ordered all
churches closed.
1s04-British ports in the West Indies
closed to American commerce.
1S1S-Commodore Joshua Barney. dis
tinguished American naval officer,
died. Born July 6, 1859.
1s44-Queen Alexandra of England
born
1S64-Treason trials of members of the
knights of the Golden Circle begun
in Indianapolis
1s65-Habeas corpus act restored in the
northern staets
1S84-Science hall of the University
of Wisconsin. at Madison. destroyed
by fire
1so4-close of the Louisiana Purchase
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Articles of Incorporation.

The following articles of incorpora-
tion have been filed in the office of the
secretary of state:
Tropical Products company, South
Bend; capital stock. 100000 to manu-
facture and sell food products; incor-
porators, E. N Sherburne, W. L. San
ders and r. Q. Philpot, all of Chicago
c. p. Riley, William G Searnes and p
o. Smith, with the above named men
are directors.
The Dairy Cream Separator company
of Lebanon, has filed notice of an in
crease in its capital stock from SIS, 00t
to $4,000.
The United Wooden Mills company OF
Illinois has been licensed to do business
in Indiana
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-01
IN POLITICS

Linwood. N. j., furnished probably
the losest contest of the November
elections. John c. Steelman was elect
ed mayor of the town by plurality
of one vote.
President-EIect Taft has accepted an
invitation to attend a celebration of
Lincoln's birthday in Chicago, arranged
for Feb. IL next
The race for United States senator in
Ohio seems to have narrowed down to
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-01
THIS NY s3RD BIRTHDAY.

William Morris Fontaine, for many
years professor of geology and natural
history in the University of Virginia,
was born in Lotus county. Va, Dec. 1,
1885. He was prepared by private
tutor and at the Hanover academy until
1855, when he entered the University
of Virginia, from which institution he
graduated with high honors four years
later. From 1851 to 1865 he served as
a lieutenant of artillery in the army
of the Confederate Staets. After the
close of the civil war he went abroad
and spent two years in special studies
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-01
SHERIFF CARTER
RECEIVES A BOUQUET.

An East Chicago paper in speaking
of the manliness and gameness of
Sheriff F. s. Carter is defeat. says
Sheriff Carter has never murmered
about his defeat for sheriff He has
shown good sense by accepting the
conditions as they were. Should Fred
ever seek office again he will find a
mighty good asset in his action toward
the results of the past election"
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at German universities. Upon his re-
turn to America in 1871 he became pro-
fessor of chemistry and geology at the
University of West Virginia, where he
remained until he Joined the faculty of
the University of Virginia at Char
lottesville. DR.. Fontaine has written
numerous books and papers on geology
and mineralogy and is regarded as a
high authority on those branches OF
science
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-01
STOP THE SALE OF COCAINE.

something
the
sell
1egis-
scahng denciation
existence of
that
pennary the cocaine he has
for
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Higher Courts Record.
Supreme Court Minutes

21312 Clarence Myers VS.. state of
Indiana. Wabash c. c. Appellee's
brief.
21Os3. Lake Shore Sand company ct
al VS. Lake Shore and Michigan South
ern Railway company. Lake c. c. Joint
motion to dismiss appeal
1856. Lake Shore Sand company ct
al VS. Lake Shore & Michigan South
ern Railway company. Laporte C. c..
Joint motion to dismiss appeal.
212s6 Samuel A. Rose ct al. VS.. state
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MUSICAL CORPS PLANS LONG ZINE AHEAD.

the customary pluck anden
people who culture
tn OF
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of
pracc
that his hope
presdenteect
gentlemen will in 0
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Appellate Court Minutes.

GAO. Charles II. Theobald, as treas
urer etc, vs. Arthur B. Clapp. Shelby
C. C. Appellee's petition granted and
oral argument reset for Dec. IS. APP
pellees additional brief.
s75s. George Menzie VS.. city of
Greensburg ct al. Decatur C. C. APP
pellees additional authorities on petit
ton for rehearing.
699s. Suthern Railway company ct
al. VS. Roy c. Seig Harrison c. c.
Appe1lee's petition for oral argument.
1894 Morgantown Manufacturing
company VS.. Willard Hicks. Morgan C.
c. Appellees petition for certiorari.
7O41 John c. Fullenwider VS.. John
L. Cohen. Fountain c. C. Appellants
petition for time.
$50. Charles Sweig vs.. Louise Zweig.
Lake C. c. Appellees petition for time.
6944 United States Board and Paper
company VS.. Bartholomew Landers.
Rush c. c. Appellants petition for
time and consent of appellee. Twenty
days granted.
New Appellate Court Suits.
1898. Mary l. Korporal ct al. vs.
Samuel n Ramage. Blackford c. C.
Record. Assignment of errors. Notices
CD below.
1894. Sarah A. Pry ct al. vs.. Samuel
Y Ramage Blackford c. c. Record.
Assignment of errors. Notices 90 be-
low.
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Family Pride.

Say, isn't Mr.. Rooster everlastingly
stuck up?"
Right you arel He has been read
ing up his lineage, and claims to be
direct descendant of the hen that laid
the egg that Columbus stood on end
Life.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-01
COLD WEATHER is BADLY NEEDED.

weather fooled the people yesterday by predicting drop OF
weather
will be well get ready for him
by
holiday of
cold
Weatherman inject needed life into business
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Ladies Must Not Read.

pesq Isu no puBls on pBu aus II
Aou5Wos II IL l9S p.SQs M5u9 "A
.pB9I 6pe9IIB sBQ Gus m7od sIuL
SuIqlIBJ on s9ueo us4 IsSvM II.eA MON
NOUS 10 puEH lsveI eql sles sus IL
AoU
'MouH OF lou lQSno Gus 5uIul9uos SAL
suBm
oM seIIIoM leQl SuIql6ue s.sIsVl IL
Harvard Lampoon-
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Naturally.

st have an account of rattlesnake's
getting loose at the zoo and biting three
men," cried the young reporter, in
breathless excitement
You have?" said the city editor.
THAT ought to be rafting good
story"-Baltimore American.
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railroad Gary fund to be used in light.
ing up the depot after dark.
The home that is
not cheerful Is
a marked down
failure.
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The SneezG TINT 1lIeu.
A little maid Of three had been taught
to say Excuse me" when she sneezes.
The other day her mother had her at
tention attracted by a queer gasping
noise, and, looking up quickly, saw the
face of the little maid wrinkled up in
a very distressing way
You didn't say it." said the mother.
II didn't do it, responded the little
maid.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Notbinr sncceeds like success

Wife-Did you get the seats for that
play I'm so anxious to see?
Husband-Yes, l was very fortunate.
/ got two orchestra chairs for three
years from tonight.-Life
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A TactfuI Lender.

TactfuI Lender.
w. p. Edwards says he wishes that
the party who borrowed" his axe
would return the same as soon as he
gets his winter wood chopped as he
himself desires to chop little wood
for winter use.-Murray (Ga.) News
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exposition at ST. Louis
19O5-Senor Palma elected president OF
Cuba
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Representative William p Hepburn
of the Eighth Iowa district, the only
republican candidate for reelection in
that state who was defeated on Nov. 3,
may contest the seat of his successful
democratic opponent.
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cMsJ.AAncEs Lex "a
LOOKING ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE

Scotch poet-preached, on one occasion
tried to explain to an old, lady the
meaning of the scriptural expression
Take up thy bed and walk" by say
ing that the bed was simply mat or
rug, easily taken up and carried away.
NO, no." replied the lady. II Gamma
believe that The bed was a regular
four poster There would be no mir
acle in walking away wi a bit O. mat
or rug on your back"-Argonaut.
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The National League of Democratic
Clubs is to hold a meeting in Wash
ington next week to take steps to keep
the organization intact and in work
ing shape during the ensuing four
years.
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Three Thousand Years.

Il think from the utensils about him
that this mummy must have been an
Egyptian plumber"
1T would be interesting to bring him
to life"
But too risky. Who's going to pay
him for his me?'-Washington Her
aid.
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Historical Relic.

The visitors in the historical museum
gazed curiously at a small feather pill
low which nestled in a glass case.
Il don't see anything unusual about
that pillow" remarked one of the visit
ors, turning to the guide.
It's very valuable pillow" replied
the guide. That is Washington's origi-
nal Enthusiastically
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-01

In this age of extravaganza
the married man who holds
onto his money finds he has
a hard time holding onto his
wife.
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For the Indiana senatorship. it is
said. that ex-Chairman Tom Taggart
and his friends are solidly behind John
w. Kern, and that there is little pos
sibility of Mr.. Kern's defeat, but on
the contrary, every assurance that he
will succeed Mr.. Hemenway.
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Appellee

of Indiana. White C. c. Appellee
granted fifteen days.
2135S. Carina E. Randolph VS.. city
of indianapolis ct al. Marion S. c.
Appellants request for leave to file
amended assignment of errors.
21359 Jay G. Vass vs.. city of Indian
apolis ct al. Marion s. G. Appellants
request for leave to file amended as
signment of errors.
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For the purpose of helping a good
thing along, we will donate SO (con-
federate money! for the Lake Shore
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Thomas L. Hisgen, recently candi-
date for president of the United States
on the independence party ticket, an
nounces that he is out of politics for
good.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-01

A girls idea of sensible
man is one who doesn't
propose until he has money
enough to support her in
luxury.
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Could Only Guesls.

How many ribs have you, johnny"
asked the teacher of physiology.
At don't know, ma'ann.'' giggled john
ny. squirming around one one foot.
I'm so awful ticklish l never could
count em."-Philadelphia Record.
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Senator Joseph Benson Foraker and
Charles P Taft, the Cincinnati editor.
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Too Easy For Belief.
DR.. Walter c. Smith, the popular
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Weighing the Evidence.

Weighing the Evidence
Charles Gannott seems to like this
section of the country. He was seen on
our streets twice last Sunday-North
Walworth Cor Walworth (Wis) News
A girls idea of n sensible
man is one who doesn't
propose until he has money
enough to support her in
luxury.
Jimmy Clabby says he doesn't need
any barfies to ook after his interests.
He has plenty of good friends
While a girl may believe with the
Doctors that there are
Microbes i'm
Kiss, yet
She
A man ought to
Be brave enough to take chance.
Mr. Rockefeller's falling memory
certainly has done him a good turn.
1t sometimes pays to forget.
Two-thirds of the words in the
average high school girls let
tiers are adjectives.
It might be we'll for you to be able to
put your finger on a man who is an
adept at shoveling snow. It's bound
to come.
Some
Men are
SO careful of
Their personal effects
That they can carry the same
Umbrella four months.
For the purpose of helping a good
thing along, we will donate SO ICON
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Z A n DO NJ
THINGS AND FILINGS

All the fool election bettors do not
live in Hammond John Cronin of
Plymouth, Mass, is to kiss the first
seven cows he meets as a result of his
bet-losing Poor bossies
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Mr. Rockefellers falling memory
certainly has done him a good turn.
1t sometimes pays to forget
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Charles Cannot seems to like this
section of the country. He was seen on
our streets twice last Sunday.-North
Walworth Cor. Walworth (Wis.) News
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Jimmy Clabby says he doesn't need
any barfiies to ook after his interests.
He has plenty of good friends
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Tuo-thirds of the words in the
average high school girls let
tiers are adjectives.