The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1908-05-07

Then he was appointed 70 Once Next
he bought a spotted horse Iusr
here the strenuous life began TIE
horse keeps him 50 busy thar he has
aged perceptfblv IN the last month.
and has actually forgotten half 81
that fish story. One morning LAST
week he saddled the horse. mounted
and ''wormed" his cabbage. lhe 81
a member OF the Farmers Union 4,
and then rode TO the p1blic square
Here he turned Roscoe loose 20
Craze on sardine boxes and bitter
weed, and knowing how much a-dlet-
ed the horse Is 10 waIlowIng n tle
dust he left the saddle on IS 8 pre-
ventative. You see after 3 horse
has rolled in the dirt he must be
curried. But Roscoe rolled. anyway
and got UP with the saddle Oh the
wrong side and b5g scare aboard
Then followed . runaway eldiag ir
broken saddle and damaged
horse. This was the only excitement
that broke into our sabbath calm
last week and the mayer SAYS Z pos
itively must not occUr asaIz-I-
wakes too many people
8Ir. s. J.. DarueI has been sick hu-
is better at this wri,iuE-
Our sale OF bachelors was too suc-
cessfuI 10 succeed The demand vls
so great that we simply could nor
do anything bur record bids for two
weeks. II we had the necessary
clerical force we could 90 a business.
that, as a gigantic aggregation o. be-
wildering extensiveness would eclipse
anything ancient or modern. We
will simply have TO auction on some
maids and widows before We can
proceed. BY cutting OF telephone
connection and locking the front door
we managed TO list a few more.
1914 Farmer. Six feet high, not
very wide, big feet, big mouth. hair
nearly red. good fellow Never vas
in love but wants TO be. Willing 20
get up and make the fires every
morning. Wants a good cook Bash
ful and may be hard 90 land. A bar
gain at any price Lives east of
town.
1886. Young pedagogue. Broad
shouldered and handsome Good
habits and manly. Been well raised.
Was in love when his mother PAT his
first trousers on him and IS gertiIE
more in earnest day by DAY. Inclined
to firt, but may be held down 20 bus
mess if properly managed He's So
warning, ladies'
SCI. Widower. (Neyer mind
about that a great many of you
promised me with tears in your eyes
that you would take anything of
fered.) Ugly enough to stop am
clock. and so stingv that
he charges himself interest W5llius
to let his wife take in washing 90 pay
the taxes. He don't believe in taxes
anyway, but the reckless majority
will vote them on him. His wife can
wear her last years hat four years
longer, but he has some money ana
YOU know that IS considered q serouE
recommendation the ouIv rec-
90. Here YOU are. ladies' We
would not put this one up but for the
fact that some Of you wou-t have
anything else. An animal that wears
pants and walks on two legs a Gig
arctic fend and .'booze fighter
Never made love TO a white woman
in his life. A lady don't appeal 90
lim-and we don't blame her. Nor
fit for anything on earth. The fool
killer uses his kind TO rid tire world
Of girls who have about as much
brains In their heads as you WIl Ell
IN a peanut He is q wart on society
We have only a few Take one ana
we viii give you so cents ~to boot
916. YOung. good-IooEiuE. red
hair, serious In demeanor. taIl- faE as
a hoe handle, "toots his own horu
(in the band1, and a good sready fel-
low that YOU can depend on WouId
make a devoted partner. Industrious
and affectiOnate. No bids received
under -four bits" lively now Co.
ing at 55-6O-thank you-65-15
-75-
673 and ga Brothers saw mir
men. You couldn't do better AT any
price. Warranted not 10 rip. ravel.
Or run down at the heel (No. sister. .
YOU can't have both.l They are sew
quarter sawed. perfectly
goes the phone Tvs
an cid maid or a young widow
know by the earnest rIng-wrIle ue
what You want have f.
We are requested TO announce rhat
there viii be an important ueetiug
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