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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
PLANT OF COLLEGE GIRL.
Shows the Darker Side Of Being a
Graduate of Educational
Institution.

you may De thankful. said the Vas
sar girl 20 her friend. relates the New
York sun. that you were never sent
20 college. My family has made my
life miserable ever since / was gradu.
ated.
No matter what l do or how clever
I am, Il is All taken as a matter Of
ourse Even when / have an article
or poem published they all say: oh.
yes, OF course, Frances is very bright:
but hen she has a college education
IF don't do anything worth while
they all want TO know what good my
college education has been { o me.
Now. whatever you do even though
u may be an ordinary achievement,
they all say: Just look at Miss So-aud-
50; her stories are in every magazine,
aud yet she never bad any special ad-
Tantages; she never went 10 college
Sometimes I wish all the colleges
we're at the bottom OF the sea, The only
thing ! learned there that 1 really enjoy
was making fudge. have a great mind
10 open a shop for H."
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
Cleveland Stood Firm.

Grover Cleveland, when Presi.
dent of the United States, rem
dered the country distinguished
service in two important respects
list. He stood rs firmly as did
WASHINGTON, Andrew Jackson or
Abraham Lincoln for the suprem-
acy of the Constitution and the
maintenance OF Federal power.
2nd. He stood for the pay
ment OF honest debts with honest
money.
For these two high crimes and
misdemeanors against the prin.
ciples OF the new Democracy as
dictated from Nebraska, n o
Cleveland portrait adorned { h e
walls OF convention hall in Dem
YER, and resolutions of faint
praise were reluctantly offered
by that element in his party that
had bitterly assailed him during
the last fifteen years of his life.-
Cass Co. News.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
DOCS ARE ALWAYS HONEST
Whole Makeup Of the Animal Gives
Ample Testimony to the
Fact.

There is one peculiar thing about
dogs" remarked a well known local
fancier and huntsman, says the HOus-
ton Post, and that is you never saw
one pant and wag his tail az the same
time. A dog is not capable OF a double
emotion. He can't growl and wag his
tail at the same time, for 1t is impos-
sible for him to be mad at one end and
glad at the other.
If q dog is glad TO see his master be
viii bark and wag his tail. II he wants
to get into the house he will paw at the
door. whine and wag his tail, but they
are all symptoms OF one and the same
emotion. But If his master opens the
door he Will cease 10 show anxiety i'm.
mediately by whining. and will show
pleasure only by the wagging Of his
tail.
In order 10 get a mans temper ons
must watch his eyes, but for a dogs
you have 10 watch his rail. The dog Is
likewise incapable of deceit. and hence
he Is nothing Of a politician. He de-
ceives no one. not even his master. II
he Is o%yerioyed. every emotion Is indi.
cative Of that fact and his whole make.
up gives ample testimony to H. II be
~ ~displeased or angered, it Is the same
way"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
Al Eye on the future.

Tommy's maiden aunt had call.
ed attention 70 some OF that young
mans misdemeanors, thereby
causing him to be punished.
Tommy pondered awhile, then
asked, Papa, viii little sister
Gladys be an aunt to my children
when | am a mani"
Yes Tommy" answered his
father, much interested d. why
do YOU asky"
"'Cau e she might as well CT
married and have a home Of her
own, for ! don't intend 10 low
any aunts TO stay around my
house, making trouble for my
children. "-Woman's Home Com.
panion for August
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
oRAo aoNEs Ion rHE sEA
Remnants Of Antediluvian Animals
Caught by Fishermen Of
Dogger Bank.

In the days when Great Britain ana
ireland we're one-geologically, not DO
iitically-and were part OF the CONT
nent OF Europe; when the Irish sea,
the Bristol channel. the English chan.
mel, and ven the North sea were mere.
ly fertile valleys. various prehistoric
beasts had a vast Geld on Which 20
roam.
Edward Martin. In an article IN
knowledge, describes how these lands
became submerged, and how, when th1
great North sea plain sank beneath tire
waves. the Dogger island. Es Il may
be called, was the last TO 90.
Here the wild animals would nAtuE
ally ~congregats az they were driYeA
little by little from their old baunts By
the ever-advancing sea, and here they
we're ell finally entombed when their
last resting place disappeared.
And now II is q CONNER thing for
the trawlers on the famous fishing
ground, which Is all that remains Of
the island, to catch among the fish a
bone or two which originally formed
part OF an antediluvian animal,
Indeed, the skeletons are said to be
so numerous on the Dogger bank that
scarcely a trawl Is brought up which
does not contain a bone OF a tooth Of
one OF the ancient inhabitants OF the
submerged island.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
EARLY Baseball Statistics.

The devil was the first coacher.
Eve stole first aud Adam second
They we're both trown out by
the angel. Rebecca walked { o
the well with the pitcher. Cain
made a base hit when he slew
Abel. Abraham made a sacrifice,
and the prodiSal son made a
home run.
David made a long distance
throw which caught Goliath on
the pate" and eyened scores
with the Phllistines.
Moses shut out the Egyptians
at the Red Sea When the aood
came the game vas called of on
account Of wet grounds Butler
Dem,
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
County Court Notes.

County Court adjourned We'd
nesday afternoon after a three
days session.
The Kansas City Bridge Co,
was ava rded the contract for a
30 foot conc rete bridge over
Heart Branch, and a 30 foot con
crete bridge over Soap Branch,
the bridges TO cost $755 each.
They we're also awarded the
contract for a 80 foot concrete
bridge over Millsapp Branch at
1886.
Midland Bridge 90, were a.
warded the contract for con.
structing a 80 foot beam bridge
In Mingo at 1888.
A contract was awarded the
Western Bridge Co. TO furnish
a quantity Of needed bridge ma
terial Butler Dem
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
For Prosecuting AZ lG

For years IL has cn hf Gus
tom of the Cemnoracy useln
ate for Prosecu'i1 AN s. a
young limb Of tie law fresh
FROM the books, lpf With no
training or eXpyri % Who
learns at the expense th INK
payers. With the r "a n, il
is different. This " audi
date for this Office, George
Templetou, of Rich Hi, is one
of the ablest large practice in al
our courts and of ripe %experien-
ce and Judgment. The interests
of the county and all the taxpay-
ers will be best guarded and
protected by the election of Mr..
Templeton, next November
Butler Record.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
Arm Broken.

VIM. Morrison, Of Butler fell
from a train here Saturday
morning and suffered a broken
arm, and a few bruises about the
face.
He had gotten on the train 10
speak to Senator Stone and stay.
ed a little too long; undertaking
10 get of az the ice plant. He
tried 10 get of and fell down the
steep embankment.
DR.. Allen dressed his injuries
and he was able 10 go home at
noon.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
RICH HILL WANTS.
FOR SALE. & EXCHANGE

Advertisements under this head Be-
line FIRST insertion. Be per line ench
subsequent Insertion. Q words mike
a line.
Wanted Business men 60 fig
ure with for job printing. -Tri.
bune.
For alo- Good boys saddle.
Inquire at this office. 81
Bicycle and Gun Repairing
Joe Anderson. II
For Green Bone
Cutter No. .. Cost SIG. Will
sell for $6.-Jess Miller.
Two good business and two
good residence houses for sale
rent or trade. DR.. Wilson,
Foster, Mo.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
Mixed History.

ArOInd the great striking figures Of
history the small boy weaves curious
answers. Moses mother pitched his
little cradle within and without With
pitch and left him there IN the pool OF
SLOAN. But when the daughter OF
solomon got the green leaf from the
dove she FASTENED and brought food
convenient for him, and the babe
erowed thrice and grew up In her
court Century.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23

Strong ammonia fumes may be used
for aging oak. Place the e 90 be
fumed. with an eyaporati dish con
tanning concentrated ammonia In a box
and close Il air tight Leave for n
hours and finish with a wax polish, ap-
plying FIRST a yellow and white bees
wax heated over a thin coat OF paraane
oil and then rubbing with a pomado OF
prepared wax made as follows: I've
ounces each Of a slow IRE IA a clean
vessel agate ware Is good lntl
melted. Add four ounces turpentine
and stir TN entirely cool. Keep the
turpentlne away from the hre. This
viii give the oak q lustrous brown
color and nicking viii not expose a dlf.
ferent surface, - the ammonia lumes
penetrate 10 a considerable depth
Manual Training Magazine.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
Local BTeYiicS.
Some Of The DOlngs Of Some
Of Your Friends Told Briefly.

II. w. Robertson was q Rich
Hill visitor Friday.
Edwin Koontz is visiting relat-
ives in Kansas City.
DR.. Williams, of Hume, attend
the Stone speaking.
Hon. ]. r. Hales was an Edo
RADIO visitor Monday.
DR.. Claude Allen was a Butler
visitor Friday morning.
Steve Hammock and wife were
Nevada visitors Sunday.
]. L. Wyatt, Of Hume, was a
Rich Hill visitor Saturday.
Postmaster Hern, of Hume,
heard Stone speak Friday night.
Ed McCartY and Frank Raj
ston spent Sunday in Kansas
City.
James Rand, of the country
west heard Stone speak Friday
night.
Prosecuting Attorney Watt B
Dawson was a Rich Hill visitor
Friday.
Miss Perle Day of the country
east, visited with Miss Mary Fry
last Friday.
w. J. Bullock, of Adrian, was
a Rich Hill visitor Friday and
Saturday.
Attorney w. O.. Jackson, of
utter, heard Stone speak Fri
lay evening.
A large delegation from Butler,
probably 40 heard Stone speak
lere Friday night.
Dan Walters, Seymour Will
.amson, DR. Claude Allen, Fritz
Krieger and Chas. Wilkerson
we're Nevada visitors Sunday.
Sam Walls, John Stone, and
Geo. Moore of Adrian, were in
Rich Hill Friday TO hear Stone
Editor ]. E. DoweI, of Adrian
in Rich Hill Friday to hear
Stone speak and to visit with his
son, G B. DowelL.
Will B. Weeks, deputy cuonty
was in Rich Hill Friday
evening visiting his many friends
and to hear Senator Stones
speech.
The Cass County News has a
new dress. By that we mean
new type, rules, border, etc. are
used in its make up. Elitor
Jobes has greatly improved the
News.
W, B.. Weeks, w. o. Jackson,
G. F.. Jackson, J.. A. Cobb, w.
B. Dawson, Wiley Dudley, ]. J..
Richardson, Will Alsbaugh. win
Richardson and Walter Fuller
were among those who went TO
Rich Hill this afternoon TO attend
. d a Clopa spaalrfpw -nutIar
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23

Il want that new book on the matri.
monial state,' said the melancholy
man.
The clerk In the bookstore scratched
his head.
we have no new book on matlri-
mony" he replied.
yes you have, said the man. Here
Il Is IN your catalogue-The Port q
etoTmsl' Atlanta Constitution
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
Job Pdnling.

The tribune has a good line Of
type, good presses and first class
printers. We viii print your
l~etterheads, envelopes, bills,
statements, pamphlets aud book
lets, and in fact all kinds OF com
mercial printing quick and cheap.
Let us figure with you.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23

A st. Louis man visiting at
Jefferson City recently says that
he remembers wildly the first
locomotive that came to the CAPT
tai. 1t arrived there in the early
SOS and was brought from st.
Louis on a steamboat. The rail
road track had been laid between
Jefferson City and Usage City,
hence the locomotives trip on
the boat. 1t was unloaded at its
destination, set on the tracks
and run down to Usage City to
pick up some passengers who
had been ferried across the river.
1t was on that occasion that a
heavily loaded excursion train
went through the Gasgonade
bridge and killed nearly every
body aboard. A big banquet had
been arranged at the capital for
the party that was to arrive from
st. Louis and the festal occasion
was changed into one Of deep
mourning by the disaster. - Elk.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23

Mr.. Emmett Mclaughlin, one
of the Republican candidates for
Judge of the south district is an
extensive farmer and live stock
dealer west of Rich Hill. He is a
man of excellent Judgment and a
large business experience. Sue
cessful in his own business
affairs, he would be a safe man
to entrust the effairs # the coun.
ty. He is in no sense a back
number" which has been too
much the case with many of our
county court Judges of late
years. Good men, it is true, but
wholly unfit to manage the bust,
ness of a great and growing
county like Bates. He will receive
a heavy vote, especially south of
the river, where he is best
Butler Record.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23

! have some private money 10
loan on a good farm lund.-U,
s. g, Prowell.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-07-23
DIR, G.. N. SHARP.
DRUGGIST
And Manufacturer Of

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For all pains and aches apply
RELIEF
These tested remedies have cured
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The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1908-05-15
MAs0Ns At WEsTM0PE.
Meeting Largely Attended and Visitors
r. Handsomely Entertained.

John H. G. Turner, DR.. T.
Sims, w. r. Mcintosh, Pat
Fay, J. J. Weeks, Samuel Sid
les, David Turner, p. J. Fergu-
son, E. G. Bowen, NJ. Hawker,
p. E. Christensen, John HI.
Kirk, N. G. Wegner, F. G. Fal-
kenstein, G. A. Gibson and
Dave r. Carlson were at West
hope Thursday night of last
week to attend a Masonic meet
ing
The third degree was con-
ferred upon two candidates,
so me of the visitors assisting
in the degree work. Masons
were also present from Willow
City, Omemee, Souris, Russell,
Antler and Rugby. The West
hope lodge entertained the Wis
itors nicely and gave a fine ban
quet in their honor.
The matter of having an out
ing of three or four days at
Lake Metigoshe some time dur
ing the month of July was dis
cussed and it was decided to
hold a meeting of representa-
tives of the several lodges of
the county some time soon to
complete arrangement ts.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1908-05-15

head camp at Peoria, June Is,
will take favorable action on
the claim as Mr.. Lewis had
been a Woodnan twelve years
prior to his death. :"
Mr.. Bellew will attend the
head camp at Peoria as special
representative of Bottineau
county upon invitation of the
head officers of the Modern
Woodmen of America as a
recognition of his work in the
interest of the society.
w. O. Joos of Wimbledon
was elected state consul and P.
J. McClory of Devils Lake,
state clerk. The delegates
elected to head the camp were:
H. F. Meeker of Jamestown,
who was made chairman of
the delegation, and H. l..
Landblom, of Fargo, was made
secretary. The other dele
gates are as follows: NJ. w.
Day, Grand Forks; James
Mahoon, Cando; w. H. Nc
Connell, Michigan; Chas. Helm,
Hankinson; NJ. K. Kelly,
Logan; L. A. Olson, Knox;
]. p. McCosker, Bowbells, and
l. N. Steen, Mandan.
Oakes was designated for the
meeting of the next state camp.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1908-05-15
StockWell Run the Whole Works.

The Edinburgh Tribune,
published in Stockwelps home
county, gets off the following:
1t is reported that w. L.
Stockwell, state superinten-
dent of schools, is devoting
much of his time to making
stump speeches for the in
surgents. It is also limited
that he has always time to
attend to affairs of other de-
partments irrespective of his
own. Some evil genius patent
ed the story which follows and
which seems to fit with marked
precision the present superin-
tendent, and Gov. Burke s
sarcasm is mildly in evidence,
but a thrust is there. A law
yer, who saw Stockwell leaving
the governors Office, remark
ed: I hope Mr.. Stockwell is
satisfied with the way every
thing is run?' 20, yes re-
sponded the governor, there
are a few of the minor details
of this office which Mr.. Stock
we'll will allow me to man
age" !"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1908-05-15
insurgents Made Poor Showing Al Re.
publican State Convention,
sTALwARrs had BIG MAJORITY
Senator Mccumber Made Fine Ad-
dress counseIing Harmony. In
structions for Taft.

The regulars controlled the
Republican state convention at
Minot today by an overwhelm-
ing majority. The insurgents
were beaten nearly 2 to 1.
Senator McCumber counseled
harmony in his opening address
and this has been the keynote
of the convention.
Minot is taking care of the
convention nicely. The re-
solutions strongly endorsed Taft
and the delegation to the ma
tional convention is instructed
for him.
Chas. T. Grace of Newburg
is. an alternate delegate to the
Chicago convention. James
Kennedy of Fargo was elected
national committeeman.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1908-05-15
FULLY ANSWERED.
Senator Little Defends Attack on
legislative Record.

Senator G.. B. Little has re-
piled to the Grand Forks
Herald's review (?) of his legis-
lative record in which it was
attempted to show by his vote
on different measures that he
has been the champion of
corporations.
He charges that the Herald 8
compiler has taken independent
facts, setting them apart from
surrounding facts and circum-
stances and drawing con-
clusions in a way by which
it would be possible to so twist
and distort a legislative record
as to convict any public man
upon any charge whatever.
The TRUTH" says Senator
Little, has been suppressed or
perverted, the record has been
tortured and twisted, and your
compiler asks a judgment upon
half truth, deliberate misrepre-
sentations and what were
thought to be cunningly pre-
pared special pleadings.
Senator Little in making
reply goes into details that
take up four columns of space
in which he explicitly replies
to every charge made against
him and concludes by saying
to the editor of the Herald,
Your compiler, l think, stands
convicted as a pettifogger and
a wilful falsifier of the record"
Senator Little's defense of
his record should be given a
wide circulation as an expose
of insurgent methods of mis-
representation. He is in a
position. to challenge a COM
parison of public records with
other candidates, and should
do it.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1908-05-15
0ardena.

BY our Special Correspondents:
Mrs. B. Gran spent Monday
in Omemee.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. H. Fairfield
made trip to Kramer Sunday.
Mrs. F. A. Fox and Miss Lii
lian Beckwar were in Omemee
Saturday.
Mrs. Theodore Jorn is report
ed i'll with what seems to be
small pox.
Mrs. G.. Boltz was i'll one day
this week. We hope it is moth
ing serious.
Artie Weber is reported quite
i'll with small pOx. The family
have not been quarantined.
Misses Alma and Hazel Gran
and Maud Walker went to
Omemee Saturday to be vacci-
mated.
Fred Wagner, clerk in the
Hahn store, has gone to Mon
tana to look up land. He will
be away about a week.
]. A. Fox and family drove
down to the creek Sunday. They
report the mosquito crop quite
good at this early date.
Earl K. Bauer of Bottineau
spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. A. F. Walther. We were
glad to see the young men at
church.
Preaching services at the
Methodist church in En- glish on
Sunday, May II, at 8: 90 p. M,
by the pastor Rev. E. G. Meier
bachtol.
The farmers have decided to
buy the Van B. Clement ele-
vator. Mr.. Clement will come
here in the near future to
settle with them.
The Helping Hand society
meets at the home of Mrs. F.
Furstenan Thursday, May 21,
at 2: 80 p. m. A short program
will be rendered.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Mar.
guardt and Miss Emma Mar
guardt, together with Rev. E.
G.. Meierbachtol and wife spent
Sunday at the river.
The Gardena baseball nine
played Kramer on Sunday. The
score was IL to 2 in favor of
Kramer. We have confidence
in our boys and expect better
report each time they play.
We might follow the example
of our sister town, Bottineau,
and have a cleaning up day.
Let the men set the day and
everyone great or small will
help clean up our town. 1t
needs it.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1908-05-15
BELLEW SPECIAL DELEGATE.
Modern Weodmsn Hustler Will AZ
tend Head Camp at Peoria.

Robert c.. Bellew of Antler
passed through the city Satl1r-
day night on his way home from
Mandan where he attended the
state convention of the Modern
Woodmen of America. Through
his efforts the state convention
passed resolutio1rrecommend-
ing the payment Of the death
claim Of the heirs of Samuel
Lewis of Maxbass whose mem
bership in the Russell camp
had lapsed at the time Of his
death. Mr.. Bellew thinks the
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1908-05-15

one night last week, it being
the occasion of her birthday.
Mrs. Rich was presented with
a beautiful piece of china, after
which all proceeded to make
merry, which is not at all diff
cult, Mr., and Mrs. Rich being
most hospitable with the Sun
day school children. Some of
the older friends of Mrs. Rich
were also present and all re-
port most enjoyable time.
Because Minneapolis man
scolded his wife for purchasing
merry widow hat the good
dame nearly converted herself
into merry widow by getting
out her shooting IRON and
taking a shot at him, wound
ing him seriously. Perhaps
her reason for not quite send
ing him to the happy hunting
ground was that he is her fifth
husband, and merry widows
are fast going out. Mrs. Nc
Kenzie, the paper states, is
fifty -one years old, and while
the man in the case has our
sympathy, we can only say we
are sorry the good woman was
not more successful in getting
herself placed where the public
would not have to witness the
undignitied spectacle of a wo-
man this age with merry wild
Ow hat on.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1908-05-15
Chas. BoitIneau Dies. In Washlastoa.

Charles Bottineau, one of the
leading members of the Turtle
mountain band of Indians, died
in Washington at the age of
80. He had been prosecuting
the Indian claims before con-
gress for several years past,
living with a nephew in Wash
ington. Bottineau was we'll
known in this section of North
Dakota, the county of Bottin-
eau having been named for the
family. The body was taken
to Neche, N. D., for burial.