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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21
MARRIAGE ANNuLLED.

The marriage of Miss Helen MslOney,
of Philadelphia, 10 Arthur Fl. O,borne,
a young stock broker of New York, WIS
annulltd yest, lay by order Of Justic-
Mccall, of the Supreme OoUrr OF New
Ycrs, who stirnfd the Gudings OF q
reteree appoir ted to IKE evidence in the
case. Miss Maloney is The dsugl OF
Mtrin MslOneS, wealthy r'sident OF
Philadelphia, upon whom the title OF
marquis WAS conf rred by Ibe pope.
The young woman vent through
marriage ceremony with Mr.. Osborne
before justice Of the peace ia Mamaro-
neck, N. Y, in December, 1905, during
which she gave the name of Helen Ea.
genie and Mr.. O4borne gave the name
Of Herbert Ogden. Thtrs were tSo
witnesses to the ceremony. Afrr the
marriage the tRO returned TO their
homes, and Miss Maloney lived with
her psr .nts for long time without the
escapade becoming known.
In Octobtr, 1907, she eloped with
Samuel Clarkson, young Eoglishman,
and they were mar ed in Nor teal. The
couple went to England apparently with
out the knoSledge of Mis- MslOney's
friends, and fer few weeks all act We
Sc, r n for her was keI t up by represent
alives Of her family. As soon ss her dis-
appearance became known Mr.. O'borne
notified Mr.. Msloney of the ceremony
which had taken place two years before
Both Mr.. Olarkson and his wife returned
to this country number Of weeks ago,
and Ir>cetdings were instituted 10 behalf
Of the NJ Iloney family TO aunul the mar
riage t. Osborne. Mr.. Osborne did not
contest the act on, but put the facts be-
lore the refree. That official recon-
merded to the count that the marriage
be annulled, and yesterday Justice Nc
Gall sfiirmed that finding. The decree
is int'rlccut)ry and does not become
fnsl for three months. The evidence
was moi made public.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21
alexandria 6azette.

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Tri-weekly-1 year, $500; months, Sl.bO
8 months. 75 cents: month. 20 cents.
Contract advertisers will not be allowed TO ex'
ceed theirspace unless theexces is paid for
at transient rates, and under no circum.
stances will they be allowed to advertise
other than their legitimate business In the
space contracted for.
Marriage and death notices must be paid for
IN advance.
Resolutions in memorlan, Of thanks, tributes
Of respect, resolutions adopted by societies
or persons, unless Of public concern, will
nlg be printed in the paper as advertise
ments.
ENTERED at the Postofics Of Alexandria, Wiz
ginia, as secOnd-class matter.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21
KILLED DOG THAT SAVED SON.

The little 4-year old sou OF Mr.. and
Mr.. J. W. McAllister OF Quenton Va,
on Saturday lumbled il TIA creek, where
he would surely have drowned but f r
his t, ttn dog, Leo, who plunged into
the stream and dragged him t. land.
Then, w,t aud foaming at the m1ut1
from exestiOu, the animal ran home
seeking ASST, I ,nce for the lad. Leo
sprang upon Mrs. McAllister, pulling
and igging at her garner t, in sn fort TO
induce her 10 follow him. The woman
and her husband jumped t' the COR
clusion tn. t the dog wss mad, and Mr..
McAllisier ,ttnCk him over the head
with club, U,cking his skull. The
dog, even witt his broken head, sue
cseded in lesdng McAllntr r TO the SIDE
of le hslft rjwned boy, slt'r which he
crswled of mt the weeds and died.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21
DEATH FROM RABIES.

William II. Marsh, of Brooklyn, who
was infected with rabies when he dressed
the wound of PCT bulldog, died al $50
p. m. yesterday,
For tweuty-fOur hours the patient,
who Tossed and turned on his bed, snf-
fered double ioitrre. DR. Henry M.
Oulinsu, the physician who has been
il close 1T eDdsnce upon Mr.. Mtrah
-ince frat he wei home with the know
iefge that death was coming to him,
said yesterday that Mr.. Msr.h had been
able TO follow sep by tt'p the course Of
the disease through knowledge he once
acquired in full course in medicine he
had taket. Like a man sitting ia the
condemn,d cell and listening t, the
striking of The clock that brings the
dawn uei rer, Mr.. Marsh disgnC sed the
advance of the plague during his periods
of consciousness.
A woman called st the house esry in
the morning to say she was Christian
Scientist, and lb, t she could speedily re-
lieve Mr.. Marsh of the temporary bal.
lueination he hsd She WI shaken of
on Y ait,r reaIs were msd4 t. call q
policeman.
Teleerams came from Chicago, San
Francisco, and places uesfer home, all
containing some recommendation of q
patent nOsltum which MS claimed
would cure rahis. DR.. FiskP, who wss
called in consult ,tion. ss' d OF the unusual
aspects of Mr.. Marsh's case:
''rhe on y way We can account for The
infection Mr.. Marsh received was that il
was through a small sore spot on bis
thigh. At the time that he dressed the
wound be found on the side of his dog
he had a small spot Of eczems, ar d sint {
there was no abrasion on his hands 81
that ( me, he is certain it must have
be1n that inject on was transferred
through his finger nails when he scratch
ed the sore spot on his thigh"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21
FREE

In order TO introduce our Fragrant ely
cerine Lotion, We will give to each cugiomer
who buys a bottle Of Cherry Cough Syrup or
Nichlln's Hair Tonic during the next 10 days
lOc bottle Of Fragrant Glycsrine Lotion ab-
salutsly free.
6. s. LEADBEATER &ssONs.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21
PRAYED FOR HIS MURDERER

PRAYED FOR HIS MURDERER.
With the last fr,aih Of his life Henry
Abel plesde for the life of the msn who
shot him down because he had 1T mp,-
I'd to act as peaeemaktr 10 fight be-
tween NO well-known citizens of Ashe-
Vile, n. q. His dying quest wss
that no a. on be taken sgssinst his as
ssilsnt 81 have forgiven him." he
mprmUr,d, land fr4y God that He
may forgive him, and that be may go a
free man."
Abel was shot few night' ago by
David L. Boyd, represent ltive from
Haywood county in the Nor h Carolina
legislature, during a street fight bt tween
man named LsatherWOOd and nephew
of Boyd. Abel tried t. pait the two
men, which enrsged Boyd, who ramon
s rated with him TO let them fight II
out" Abel persisted in his effort, Of
pescemsker when Boyd drew q rsvolvt I
aud shot him twice.
Boyd escaped, and 1t was reported ne
had fed the st4ts and crossed OVER The
Tennessee line ittD the mount ins, but
ne later returned and gave himself up.
He was placed under $40. 900 bond,
which be gave, but with the death o1
Ab'l has been locked up. Abel sent 4 !
Boyd, and Boyd was ct AbePs bedsid.
when he died. He was visibly affected
and on his knees asked Abel fer forgive
ness. Abel was formerly chief OF police
OF Waynesville, n. O.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21
MRS. LANGrRY GOOD BETTOR.


Lady lie Bathe, beltsr known as Mrs.
L,ul trj, is having remarkable success
with h'r new play adapted jr)m the
French, "a Fearful JOY" in which she
represents an in riguing woman con
sumed with fear of compromising her
self She never at I'd so we'll before.
King Edward wei to see her the Sec
ond night t'r his return from the con
tinent. and b, tFeen the acts be sum
moned her II his box to receive his per-
sonsl congr tllaliOns. Soc divides her
time bstweed acting and racing. Che is
always seen at the race tracks within 20
miles of LOndOn. She gets excellent
'1ips" from many big tlrfies and often
makes coupsin the belt ng ring.
She has the gift of making money,
and is said II he now wo tn mtr5 than
{2, 500, 900.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21

BAsKETs.-A good assortment Of Lunch
and Market Bsakets. j. G. AlLBURN,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21

Reduction in Tomatoes. cans Nsnticoke
25c. S. & w. TomstOes lie each:
'''' ]. C. MILBURN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21
HID. Ashton & Co.
VIRGINIA MILITARY INSTITUTE,

VIRGINIA MILITARY INSTITUTE,
Lexington, Va The Board Of Visitor,
at their aupusl meeting on the 10th day OF
next June, vi appoint STATE CADETS to
Gil vacancies in the 1st, Sd, 9TH, ah, l6tn,
18th. 22d, oath, 25th. 9th, 18th, SCth, go,
and 34th Senatorial Districts and several Al
LARGE. These appointments carry free
board and tuition. Applications should pc
addressed TO the undersigned on or before
Trna In,h on forms that will Re s'nt upon
request. r., w. NlNniO.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21

NEW MACKEREL.-SOs. /, 2, 3 Mack
rel, received today. January 5, BY v
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21

A good thing 10 use after washing your
hair-NICKLIN'S HAIR TONIC, rs cents
Manufactured by ,,a
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21

DeWitts Little Early Risers are small, safe
sSre C and gentle little pills. Sold BY W. Z.
Creighton Co.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-21

Kenne iy's Laxative Cough Syrup does OF
const pate hut o. the ,ther hand its 'xstive
principle, Eeutly move the bowels. Cnil'fen
like it, Sold by w +. C'e Rht)n d Co
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Evangelist c. G. Stout will re.
main another week in the tent
meeting at the request of a large
audience. 1t was his intention to
close Wednesday night but the
audience and service were great
there were four additions and
from the audience came the re-
quest that the meetings continue
until next Sunday night. The
success during the past week has
been very marked-there were
two baptismal services in which
there were fifteen baptized.
Every meeting from now on will
be full of interest.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

T. M. Glib. president of the
Redstone improvement Co.. Gen
eral superintendent of the Crys-
tai River railroad and manager of
the Osgood estate at Redstone.
bought of Cline & Hufty this
week. J. s. Roatcap's mesa ranch.
This IS one of the most slightly
places in the whole North Fork
valley and Mr.. Glib was fortu-
nate in securing such a place
whether he holds it as an invest
ment or if he later wishes to
make it his home. This is within
the belt of good domestic water.
will be in the electric light dis
trict by tall and as fruit raising
proposition it could no, be beaten.
But Cline's friends are always
dropping onto the good things
and We are not surprised at Mr..
Gibbs buying this place. We hope
he will see fit to make Paonia his
home in the near future for he is
of the boosting class OF people
for which Paonia is noted.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

The Flexible Spray Tip will re-
duce your expense for spray fluid,
it will economic in the time OF
applying spray. it will increase
the efficiency and make the work
of spraying easier to perform.
Nelson Bros. Fruit Company sell
them and every buyer last year is
recommending them to his neigh
bors.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Services at 2:30 p. m, in the
opera house. The pastor will
preach on the Call of an Indus
trial Deliverer. This will be the
second sermon in the series on the
book of Exodus. Bible school
Immediately following the preach
ing service at which time Mr.. Par
ker will speak on Stories and
Story telling. You are most cor
daily invited to attend.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

II. S. Wcathcrall, OF Kit Carson
County. an old friend of ]. d.
Smith. of Crawford, was here
visiting the past week. Both
gentlemen made this Office a call.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

The continued cool nights have
prevented the snow in the hills
from melting too suddenly and
! the river is carrying off the water
without any destructive effects.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Mr. Charles J. Glidden. who has
motoring record OF $4,000 miles.
is the first to drive an automobile
into Jerusalem and through the
Holy Land.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Phil Eisenkramer has the finest
Strawberries contracted for that
are grown around Paonia. If you
wish to put up any, be sure and
leave your order early at the
PEOPLES MEAT MARKET.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Mrs. Walter Burke and son. OF
Louisville. Colo. came in on
Friday evenings train for the an
nual visit with Mrs. Burke's par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Rogers.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Mr.. John S,ra,ton. of Telequah,
Oklahoma. a brother of A. S,
Stratton. arrived last Friday eve
ming and expects to remain dur.
ing the summer.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Why should a scientist point
out that blondes are disappearing.
without making some mention of
the brunette men who usually
disappear with thcm1-Ex.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Arsenate of Lead +. .. b.
Paonia. A Big Saving Guaranteed.
Phone or write the Hotchkiss
Fruit Company at Hotchkiss.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

M. A. Davis found = strawberry
in his garden which measured
~ inches the small way around
and he had been on water diet
all the week.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

The Peoples Meat Market will
make it special effort for you to
all get the best OF Fruits this
season by leaving your order
early. Phil EisENKRAMER.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Losr:-Roll of bedding on road
between Bone mesa and Paonia.
Finder will greatly oblige by
sending word to JoHN CARTER.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Get your Abstract OF Title from
c. {. HAWKINS.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

LosT-Brown leather handbag.
Finder welcome to money in same
if handbag and card case is re-
turned to Mrs. E. P. Martin.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Mr.. and Mrs. Will J. Wood
spent last Sunday and Monday in
Cedaredge with Mrs. Woods sis
ter. Mrs. II. C. Getty.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

A few of Loretta Cowgill's
friends gave her a birthday sur
prise Monday evening. Luncheon
was served and good time en-
Joyed by all.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Fine. New Spuds at
WOODS GROCERY & BAKERY.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Misses Geneva and Ruth Cur
tbs came home Saturday night
from Glenwood Springs. where
they spent the winter.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

WANTFD:-Small house. fur
nished, or furnished rooms for
housekeeping. close in. Apply
at this office.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

President Roosevelt intends to
hunt big game in Africa next
year. He intends to leave this
country next April.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Riley Sharp and Inez Schmidt
returned home Tuesday morning
after a short visit with their aunt.
Mrs. L. A. Thomson.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

AGENT VANTED-.f lady to
make house to house canUdss sCith
a reliable preparation. Good pay
ing position. .fpply at the Vel
born drug store.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

For SALE:-A quantity of cor
rugated iron roofing. AS good as
new and much cheaper. Inquire
at this Office.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

FR SaIes-A nice small resi-
dence property in Paonia. close in.
two lots aud frame house. Inquire
At this Office.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

The Paonia Packing Company
are contracting for cherries and
and apricots. If
The newspaper., 1908-06-19
Free fire rOorks at Welborn,s on
July Ist, End, and Sd.

Gun repairing is a speciality at
the reliance Machine Works.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

ID. Hawkins and wife returned
from Denver Monday evening in
company with Mr.. and Mrs. c. C..
Hawkins.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Mrs. Jessie Beezley is visiting
her daughter. Mrs. Jas. Myres. of
Bowie, this week.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Fred Brockman and wife. of
Rogers mesa had business in Pa
onia on Tuesday.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Wasted:-Chickens at the Bross
Hotel. ]. c. STITT.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Everybody ,CiU ,Cant to get the
big Balloon ascension prizes at
W'ELBOR.NS
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Bicycle repairing quickly and
neatly done at the Reliance
Machine Works.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19
LOCAL ITEMS.

Eggs wanted at Milton Spencr's
20 cents per dozen.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

For SaIe:-Twenty FIVE or thirty
small pigs at ranch of A. A.
Ebersol on Bone mesa.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Buy Dorrance coal $1.5O at the
mine. tt.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

For SALE:-Good farm wagon.
Apply to J. L. Wilson.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Mrs Myra Eagle went to Craw-
ford last Monday to spend few
weeks visiting relatives.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

For SALE:-Cedar posts. all
grades and sizes. w. A. DRAKE.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Mrs. c. T. Rule returned hom,
from Denver Sunday evening.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

An up-to-da,e line of bicycle
supplies at the Reliance Machine
Works.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Garden Hose. Lawn Mowers
and Tents at Orro MIcHEL's.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

Gun cleaning rods at the Re-
lance Machine works.
The newspaper., 1908-06-19

For Sale:-Sewing Machine. In
quirc at Postoffice.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-08-22
~ ~ q. So -irs
GRAINS

Minneapolis, Aug. clash close
wheat, No. hard, 125; No. 1 north
ern, 124; No. 2 northern, 121 to 1872;
No. northern, 115 to lie. .%
Chicago, Aug. 21.-Close wheat,
September, s3k; December, s45s May
9S1s. Corn, September, TIN; Deem
Der, 655s to 65A; May, 641s to 641A.
Oats, September, 1915 to 4sA; De
.cemher, ASH to 4S%; May, 5OA to
.5os4.
Duluth, Aug. 21.-Close wheat, No.
1 hard on track, I21; on track, No. !
northern, 100; No. ! northern, new,
112 bid; September, 101A bid; De
cember, 97h; durum on track, No. /,
"a; No. 2, 90; September, s9h bid.
Flax to arrive, 1904; on track, 1924 !:
septemberi4291a bid; October, 12714 !;
November 1879 December, 124. Oats
to arrive, 4F1s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-08-22
VACATION.

This is the glad vacation time.
When dainty Doris rests.
She's staying at a beach hotel
With some six hundred guests.
She COLTS and swims and drives and
walks
All day without q stop,
{ And every night she flirts till twelve
Or dances at hop. b
She's having just quiet time
To rest her tired brain.
Her work all through the college year,
You know, was such a strain!
But now she's resting gaining strength,
AS all girls ought to do.
She's up each day at eight o'clock
And gets to sleep at two.
How blessed is vacation, when
Your brain is tired out,
To rest your nerves and give you calm
And make you strong and stout!
And Doris will return refreshed,
Her brown eyes bright and clear,
To look ahead to peaceful days
OF rest another year. ,s.s
-Someryille journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-08-22
.;stislt Treasured.

.gkH ~ y. i ID
An army officer iii charge OF d native
district IN sosss'l Africa. says writer
in Answers. presented to the Kaffir boy
who acted as his particular servant q
pair OF tltoIig heavily nailed army
boots. ss
The boy was de'ighted with the gift.
and at once sat G7',in and put the boots
on. They were t.,a very first pair he
had ever had in SIS l,se, and for sew
erai days afterward he strutted proudly
about the camp with Inem.
But at the END OF the week he ap-
rra-ed as usuaI VT J. bare feet. and the
hoes ted a: o nd his neck.
i lilo {: said his master. Why don't
you wear so,ir boots? Are they too
small fos s3u y y
.Oh. TO. $50. replied the Kaffir.
I they plenty biz. Berry nice boots. but
no good for waikir.- or running. Make
aunl fe.lah too muck s, ow.i sab. Keep
boots row for wear In bed. - Youths
Companion.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-08-22
SLICK FELLOW
CLEANED EN- Up
Won Mothers Confidence,
Was TO Marry Rich Niece.
But Preferred STEALING
All Their Wealth

Rock Island, I'LL, Aug. 21.-This city
is in stir over swindle. which
places Mrs. Mary Cramer, hereto
fore wealthy woman, and her niece.
Miss Blanche Eldridge, a handsome
young woman, in poverty, and leaves
Miss Eldridge broken hearted girl
on the night she was to be welded.
The alleged swindler and man who
was to wed Miss Eldridge is Jewett
e. Warren, supposed to be from At
lanta, Ga.
Coming to this city a year ago, he
met Miss Eldridge and later won the
confidence of Mrs. Cramer. Miss Ell
bridge was engaged at the time to
another young man of this city whom
she loved.
Warren, however, who thoroughly
won the aunt, induced her to persuade
the neice to accept him. Then all Of
Mrs. Cramer's business affairs were
turned over to the man, and he was
given fchecks signed by her to fill in
as he pleased.
The deed to the property of Miss
Eldridge was also turned over to him.
Great preparations had been made for
the wedding last night, several thou,
sand dollars being spent in the ar
engagements. Yesterday it was sus-
pected that something was wrong.
Business men who had been given
checks by Warren learned that all
funds in the bank had become ex-
hausted. Warren was sought, but no
trace Of him could be found, and his
intended bride said she had not seen
him. It was thought that he might
turn up in time for the wedding.
which was set for 9 O'clock at the
Harper house, but when the appointed
hour arrived and the guests and the
orchestra were on hand, he did not
appear. Miss Eldridge, heart broken
because of the sudden development, is
nervous wreck.
The police were Informed, and an
investigation proved that there was no
| money in the bank left to the credit
of Mrs. Cramer. Furthermore, that
Warren had managed to take with him
hundreds of dollars worth of jewelry
belonging to Miss Eldridge, and that
he had in his possession the deed to
her property.
Unless Warren is apprehended and
the funds returned to the now two
penniless people, they will be forced
to seek assistance from their friends.
They have not a penny to their
names. Miss Eldridge had spent over
$4,000 on her trousseau, and now must
sell it to get money for living expen-
ses. 1t cannot be learned just how
much Warren got away with, but it is
thought to be many thousands of dol
lars in currency besides the jewelry
and the deeds to the property.
Since living in this city Warren has
made many friends. He had the ex-
plicit confidence of the business COM
munity. Several firms viii lose as
result.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-08-22
Justices of the Peace
j. M. NILES.
e. s. PIERCE.
e. ". MORGAN.
FRANK BARNES.
JOS. CHALFIN.
A. F. MCDONALD.
DAVID THOMPSON.
1t Can't Be Beat.

The best Of all teachers is expert.
snce. @. M. Harden, of Silver City,
North Carolina, says: Il find Electric
Bitters does all that's claimed for it
For Stomach. Liver and Kidney trou
bles 1t cant be beat. j have tried It,
and find it a most excellent medicine
Mr. Harden Is right; it's the best of
Of all medicines also for weakness.
lame back, and all run down condi-
lions. Best, too. for chills and NAL
eria. Sold under guarantee at Beard
ley & Finney's drug store. Soc.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-08-22
: Clothess and the Man.

StotNc5f ana SnS maNs
A gentleman met his medical adviser
on Forty second street the other day
and passed friendly greeting. "
"Well, and how are you?" asked the
doeto-.,
"Quite passable. thanks said the
other, 'but l notice that when bend
my body forward. stretch out my arms
horizontally and impart to them q cir
cular motion always feel such pain
in my left shoulder" ,1.... s
"But what need Is there for you to
perform such ridiculous antics?' in
quired the physician.
"Do you know any other way, doc
tor, Of getting on your topcoatT" re-
piled the patient.-Harper's Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-08-22
Facts In the Case.

$50" jeered the friend as he
watched the wreck before him, "you
boosted nothing could happen to un-'
seat you" &s ...s. IL. s.tFz.5 - ...-
EYES," family returned the fallen
rider, foundering under his kicking
steed, this is, indeed, horse on me-"
Baltimore American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-08-22
The Willy Artist,

want your hair trimmed close, sir?"
Medium" b..
Eyes, sir" Snip, snip, snip. Like
to try our bay RUM shampoo, STRIP
Nor Snip, snip, snip.
"Shave yourself, STRIP "
eyes" Snip, snip. :'t'+ ''@'.
Excellent work. don't know an
other man who could shave himself as
well as that-smooth and clean and
thorough. Better try our shampoo,
sir"
GAIL right.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.