New-York tribune., 1908-03-08
GRILLERS MAKE MERRY
SECOND ANNUAL ROAST.
We'll KnOzUn Persons, Present and
absent, Undergo a ScOrching.

II the 'diviI's own night at the second an
nual grill of the Grefs at Healy's yester even but
of the black-coated sharers In the grilled stun
at all a-scared of the relocated parsonage
when he roamed about them and told them
their next grilling might be-wel. in his own peren-
NAL domain Besides the real grill at the east end
of the room, which was roasted for the edIhca-
tion of the griees parts of the lower animals the
red-clad being presided over the griiiins OF the
higher ones, in person counterfeit makeup, also
for ediication Helping in the diaboical work was.
fttingly a Savage. he of the Dock Board but then
he. too, said all of 1t. the beefsteak. mixed ale.
knocks, etc. were also for edifcation so theF
ate- and also-well. there was soft stun mixed up
with the stiff stuff-and everybody laughed
Grillegrams from all sorts Of persons politically
important trying to be were run out from Spe-
cially installed apparatus Also few VINO might
accept a Presidential nomination. IL forced upon
them when unarmed. showed up for examination,
but Dr. Osler and his two associate alienists had
them on their way after a in the Revised
Shorter Catechism. President Roosevelt first got
hs'n and after his quick exit followed Bryan
Taft Johnson. Fairbanks and Hughes
A hundred and fifty were in front of the devil
and Savage and their minions to watch them live
up their motto of adequate. If not exacuy u
ceronan I.atinity, Sec ct tuum. Savage was
chief sec" and among the "um helping 10 make
a direct object for the sec were congressman
Sulzer State Senators Grady and McCarren. CON
troller Metz John II. O Brien. Commissioner or
Water Supply Gas and Electricity: Rhinelander
Waldo, chief of the police of the water reserFa-
ton who kept to 'Wassersimple' : William NllIis'
executive secretary the Mayor. There was JUS
tice at the feast. also Magistrates Wahie'
Rreen and Walsh present. and "iiham n
Burr Assistant Corporation Counsel was there
and A few score or others who mix IT up
I'm politics or with politicians.
Commissioner Bingham and the Public Service
Commission came in for several turns on the sriii
and among others present in absentia were Hetty
Green and Little Tim The real roasting came
late however when Senator Grady. always an
angel of peace" got his chance. No one sat up
when the Senator said he was against gambling
hut there a start when he threatened TO retire
from office He begged the Grillers not TO forSet
that his dinner companion, Congressman Sulzer.
was a candidate for the job of President Con-
gresham Sulzer kindly. too. in his remarks,
only he feared that the Senator had forgotten once
not so long ago when the Congressman was can
didate and that remorse was driving him to pri-
vate life.
Senator McCarren. introduced the Great car
dinal" said he wouldn't attempt to define his col
leagues attitude the gambling proposition but
explained his stand by saying that the way 70
settle the mater to improve not the breed of
horses but of men. Senator Grady and myself
said the Brooklyn leader. will be found trying TO
advance a better solution of the question than the
removal of temptation, namely. the resistance to
temptation" Controller Metz was the last speaker