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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Too Cheap.

The class at kirk had been reading
the story of Joseph and his brethren.
and it came to the turn of the visiting
minister to examine the boys.
The replies to all of his questions had
been quick, intelligent and correct
such as:
What great crime did these sons of
Jacob commitY'
"They sold their brother Joseph"
"Quite correct And for how much pr
Twenty pieces of silver
"And what added to the cruelty and
wickedness of these bad brothers,
A pause.
What made their treachery even
more detestable and heinous?"
Then bright little fellow stretched
out an eager hand.
"Well, nay MANI"
please, sir, they self him over
cheap
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Very Nearly Trouble.

Horace, you don't love me as YOU
used to-"
mot altogether, my dear. When we
were first married loved you for your
beauty Now I love you for your real
worth, your many excellencies of mind
and heart and for your
$50, Horace Higgsworthy! You think
I've got entirely over my good looks,
do you? Let me tell you, sir
"And for your unfailing sweetness of
disposition, my dear
Uncertain whether to go ahead and
scold him just the same or to indulge
In good cry, she compromised by
doing neither and fell to darning his
socks with renewed energy
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
A DOGS CLUB.
London's Luxurious Resort For Aristo
cratic Canine Pets.

London's Luxurious Resort For Aristo-
cratic Canine Pets.
London is the only city in the world
boasting dogs club. The club is in a
pleasant suit Of rooms near the Troca-
dero and close to Regent street. Hand
some rugs cover the floors, the win
dows are yelled in lace and silk, and
luxurious sofas are ranged against the
walls, while a profusion of soft pill
lows are scattered about for the COM
fort Of aristocratic dogs who prefer
the floor for a nap. Dainty satin lined
wicker baskets are provided for the
smaller pets. The membership fee is
half sovereign, but this does not in
clude meals. baths or tips to the at
tendants.
Ladies going shopping or to the thea
ter leave their pugs and poodles at the
club and give the attendant in charge
at the time few shillings for looking
after it, but if the dog is fed half a
crown is charged. This pays for q NUT
ton chop and milk. A whole crown
provides the little animal with minced
chicken For half sovereign FidO is
bathed, brushed and perfumed, and if
he is a French poodle his hair is care
fully curled. A veterinary is attached
to the club to see that only dogs in
perfect health are admitted, all sick
members being quarantined in sepa.
rate room. Blankets, boots, collars,
~,
accessories of fashionable dogs tot
let as we'll as dog medicines are sold at
the club-New York Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Apt Pupil.

Captain Jones giving short lee
ture to the recruits of his company on
their demeanor in public)-If civilian
should make offensive remarks in Il
public house and try to induce quar-
rel the well conducted soldier should
drink up his heer and go quietly
away"
After his address Captain Jones
questioned his audience to ascertain
if they had comprehended his re
marks.
Now, Private jenkins, what should
you Go if you were at an inn and a
civilian wanted to quarrel with yau?'
81 should drink up his beer, sir, an6
look it.''-London Pick-Me-Up.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
A Conundrum.

Little Flora - Mamma, you amt q
girl, are you? Misunderstanding not
my dear. I'm woman. Little Flora
But you were little girl, weren't yous
Mamma-Oh, yes, years ago. Little
Flora-Well where is the little girl
now that you used to be?- Chicago
News a....
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Cure For lovesickness,

In lecture before the Chicago Col
lege of Medicine Dr. A. r. Hagle ex-
planned cure for lovesickness. He
said:
"a doctor can prepare himself to
treat lovesickness through mental in
fluence just as more serious ills are
treated by it, One suggestion is to find
a new love. THIS occasionally cures an
old love complaint"
He commended the theory OF Bishop
Fallows OF mind and medicine work
Ing In harmony.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11

cures permanently the cases he undertakes
and sends the incurable home without taking
fee from them. Ehis is why he continues his
visits year after year, while other doctors have
made q few visits and stopped. Dr.. Jones Is
ic diseases, proven by the many cures effected
In chronic cases which have batf1ed the skill of
other physicians. His hospital experience and
extensive practice have made him so proficient
that he can name and locate disease in a few
minutes. %
Treats all durable cases of Catarrh and Lung
Diseases, Consumption in early stage, Stomach,
Liver, Kidneys and Bowels, Gravel, Rheu-
matism, Paralysis, Neuralgia, Nervous, cart.
flBlood and Skin Diseases, Epilepsy, Goiter,
Appendicitis, Rupture and Bright's Disease
Diseases of Bladder and Female Organs
Absorption treatment given for Cataract and
Granulated Eyelids.
Special attention given to all Surgical
cases, and all diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat.
Cross Eyes Strengthened without pain.
Glasses fitted and guaranteed.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
WORDS, 40 Motor1sts-This Hill Is

Dangerous =
Away went Mike with the signboard
and placed it at the bottom of a very
steep hill. A few days later his en-
ployer went to see how the board was
put up and. finding it at the bottom of
the hill, sought and found Mike.
you blooming foolr' he cried. why
didn't you put that sign in the right
placer
"Shure and amt it," asked Mike.
Don't all the accidents happen at the
bottom? ''-Harper's Weekly.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
A Candid Critic.

GA criticism that has helped me a
great deal in my work came from a
man to whom I took a picture to be
framed" said a young woman who
spends much of her time copying in the
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Crazy to Expect It.

Harduppe-Say. old fellow, lend me a
hundred. will you? Riggs-A hundred
what? Harduppe-A hundred dollars.
L Riggs-Oh. stop your joking.
Harduppe (earnestly)-Joking? l was
never more serious in my life. I'm
broke. Riggs-My dear man, you're
not broke; you're cracked! - Catholic
Standard and Times.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Better Left Unsaid.

Caller - So sorry to hear OF your
motor accident. Enthusiastic Motor
ist-Oh, thanks! It's nothing. Ex-
pect to live through many more. Call
er-Oh, I trust not!-London Tit-Bfts.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
With the Minstrels.

Bones-What am de diff renee 'tweer
er pastry cook an er bill sticker? Tam
bo-Ah dunno. What am de difference
Mistah Bones? Bones-On pufs UP
de paste an de othah pastes up do
puffs Chicago News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Not Designed For Lovers.

Hell am sure Cupid had nothing to
do with the alphabet. She What
gives you that impression? He-If he
had been doing it he would have placed
q and much nearer each other.-St.
IOIljs Rannhlic
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Steam.

''Can you tell me what steam is?"
asked the examiner.
"Why. sure, SIR replied Patrick
confidently. "Steam is-why-er-it's
wather thot's gone crazy wild the
htat.'-Everybody's.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
The unmakina.

He (boastingly)-It takes six genera
lions to make a gentleman, you know.
She (calmly)-Yes. and what pity
that 1t only takes one generation to I'M
make him!-E1change.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11

Diamond Ornament For Heel.
The latest tad in Paris society n
wearing e10,0 cor Jewels on the hesiS II
Wonen,1s sh0ee
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11

TratA il % imposeibls 10 b sotled By
any outward toaeh - = ~ Sanbsam.
-1GHtaA
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11

One may dominate moral sufferings
only by labor. Study saves from dis
Observation-Disclosures.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
The Bad Spot.

An 1rishman one day was told to put
up a signboard on WHICH. were. the
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Piles, Fissure,
Fistula, Hydrocele

Guaranteed Cured Without the Knife or
Detention From Business.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Nervous Debility

Are you nervous and respondent; weak and
debilitated; tired mornings; no ambition s.
D able and irritable; eyes sunken, red ard
blurred; pimples on face; restless; haggard
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lack of energy and strength
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11
Wonderful Cures

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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-11-11

Blood Poison, Syphilis, Structure, elect, Sper-
nlaterrhea, Varicocele, Hydrocele, and the
bility, Nervousness, Defective Memory, etc.,
which ruin mind and body, positively cured.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1908-02-01

almost Old Mister Cold has fingered longs
1t will cold much Our Win
er Offerings fast getting off the shelves.
delcacy Grocery line; everything fresh
Sunny South vegetables They daily.
Nothing headquarters
there is in
STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES
point quality We've goods
deliver them.
ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR
Butcher the meats,
Guiding Poultry kind Fresh
SPECIAL NOTICE
We sole agents the hill for KANOUSE MINERAL WATER
Oakland,
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Cordially yours,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27
Two Notable Leaders In the World of Science;
Pre-e1ninence Held by American ano an Englishma

of telepathy and clairvoyance which
he says. must be regarded as cstab-
lished facts. There is too much evil
dence of the possibility of one mind
acting upon another at distance and
of genuine spiritual manifestations for
such phenomena to be lightly disre-
garded. although the science OF psychic
research is still In rudimentary
state The idea that there VIII be
resurrection of the human body that
it's atoms win be regathered and re-
united with the immaterisl part so as
to constitute complete man 30 last
forever. he characterizes as a pagan
superstition. Nevertheless, he says
there can be no doubt OF the continue
ance OF human individuality. No gem
uine science has presumed to declare
the soul purely imaginary nonentity.
II must be acknowledged BY science, he
contends, that no really existing thing
perishes II only changes its form.
AS this has been shown clearly in the
case of matter and energy 1t must also
be true of consciousness, will. memory,
love and other activities which inter-
act with matter and appeal to the
bodily senses and which will survive
after the body is dead,
The so called sir oliver Lodge
Catechism.' which was put forth ex
perimentally not long ago before a
meeting of ministers, puts a guise up
on the Darwinan theory of evolution
which may be new to many who have
not thought seriously upon the subject
| The first question in the catcchism is
What are you?" and the answer is,
81 am being, alive and conscious up
| on this earth my ancestors having
ascended by gradual processes from
| lower forms of animal life and with
struggle and suffering become man"
| But Sir Oliver would have any one
| who wishes to understand his views
upon the origin and character of hui
| mankind put with this answer those
TO other questions. For instance, in
the answer to question No. he says,
AT certain stage of development
| man became conscious of difference
between right and wrong, so that he
! lost his paradise of animal iunocency
| and entered upon a long struggle,
with many failures, which would ulti-
mately eliminate in a paradise of
human achievements with the aid
of the highest among mankind" Add
| to this question No. 10, What is
to be said of mans higher faculties? %
| and the answer: THE faculties and
achievements of the highest among
| mankind in art. in science. in philoso-
ply and in religion are not applicable
as an outcome of a struggle for ex-
| istence. Something more than mere
life is possessed by us-something
represented by the words mind and
soul and spirit on one side we arc
members of the animal kingdom; on
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27

more pictures, but q glance at their
costumes explains the lack of funds
The shopping mania is like the small
boys passion for examining his
pockets. No woman with 'grown-uD
ideas has It,"
FIRE MENACE IN SCHOOLS.
The rigid inquiry into the safety of
school houses, resulting from tho
Collinwood, o., fire disaster in which
so many children lost their lives in
Chicago, has resulted in "A clash of
authority between the city and the
school trustees The city has ordered
fire escapes upon fireproof buildings
but the school board says that 1t is
not amenable TO orders of the city
officials, because the school system is
supported by state taxes. An Illinois
statute that is so years old has been
discovered requiring fire escapes on
every building more than two stories
high. According to Prest. Schneider
of the school board. the enforcement
of this statute literally would close
every downtown hotel and half of the
office and manufacturing buildings in
Chicago. The school buildings haze
teen built absolutely flreproof, TO
make them safe, and Presr. Schneider
Indignantly has said; There are gao
school buildings in Chicago which
have rooms on the third and fourth
floors. There are in these buildings
1900 such rooms. Compliance with
this law would call for the erection
of 1900 outside staircases, at an av-
erage expense of S400 each, or $Ge0,-
600.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27
AFTER THE GAMBLERS;
County Attorney Harris Asks for Evil
dcnce Against Owners of Dens.
Cspecial TO the "News.")

Especial TO the "News.')
Ogden, March 27.--To each of the
"a sisners of the letter charging that
gambling is being carried on in og-
den, County Atty. Harris has address,
ed a communication in which he asks
that all evidence they may possess re-
garding gambling houses In Ogden be
given him so that he can proceed
against them. When Sheriff Wilson
and his deputies went to visit the
alleged places Wednesday evening,
they found all the doors locked to
them, and they could not effect an en-
trance, as they had no authority To
break in doors. The matter of clos
ing gambling in Ogden is now back
to the signers of the petition, who must
present what evidence they have he
fore the county attorney can proceed
Heber Pinkham was arrested ut
Hooper this morning by Deputy Shcr-
IN Olsen. charged with stealing the
double harness of OrsUn ChrP,iensen
Tuesday evening, when the latter's
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27

another we arc associates IN p tos,,.
type OF existence and are linkoa V ','t'i
the divine" va"
II may not be generally rcrne,,,,.,
that before Marcon had even ~
heard of sir Oliver Lodge had dow,
strated a method of wireless +elos,.'
ply. II has been claimed thet
rather than Marconi ought to havs ~
honor of being acclaimed the author w,
the wireless system of communirotio,,
Professor Willis Moore. chief Of ~.
United States weather bureau onos
said: "Sir oliver Lodge is the p,onos.
in this invention Marconi ana Oh
others have only followed in his soot
steps. and, If l may use slang phras.
Lodge is far and away ahead OF N,
whole bunch and entitled to the great
est credit"
Hertz and Sir Oliver were workr,
on the electro magnetic waves ma
pendently in 1887 and 1888, Horn,
seeking them in the air in space ana
Lodge looking for them on long vra
circuits. Both found them about m.
same time. measured their length ana
experimental ON their reflection ana
other properties. 1t was these re-
searches which afterward blossomea
into wireless telegraphy 1t was for
his researches into the electro mac.
netic waves. his experiments as to m.
passage of light through moving me.
diums and his discovery of means "a,
measuring the speed with which elec,
trited atoms travel through LIQUIDS
and thereby convey the electric cur.
rent that he received In 1898 the Rum.
ford medal Of the Royal society. on.
! of the highest honors an English scien.
fist can obtain
| At fifty-seven Sir Oliver ia a ma,
well preserved and of handsome an.
| pearance He was knighted in 100,
has received numerous honors from
| learned institutions and is the autbo,
of many works In one of his recen,
| books he has thus set forth the bells
which forms the guiding motive of nj,
| life:
81 believe in one infinite and eternal
| being. a guiding and loving Father in
whom all things consist
~ believe that the divine nature /,
specially revealed to man through
Jesus Christ our Lord, who lived and
taught and SUFFERED in Palestine nine.
teen hundred years ago and has since
/ ptth Np'SHiP'u ~ illt NlltlStlau
church as the immortal Son of God IN.
| Saviour of the world.
Il believe that the Holy Spirit I,
ever ready TO help us along the wsy
toward goodness and truth. that praye-
is means OF communion between man
and God and that IL is our privilege
through faithful service to enter into
the life eternal, the communion o.
ts,l.. Ia. 90
EDWARD HALE BRUSH.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27

himself chiefly to study and expert
ment regarding the nature and proper
ties OF light and the methods OF as
ccrtainng its velocity.
OF the Greatest Importance.
To the layman the Importance OF
such study may not at first glance be
apparent. BY way OF illustrating the
subject, the remarks of Professor VIII
liam Hallocls OF Columbia relative TO
Professor Nicholson may be quoted.
lie said III we are ever to have in
terplanetarv communication 1t VIII be
by means OF Mchelson's discovery of
the length OF the light wave, He has
determined, through his interferome-
ter. that the wavo OF light is the same
throughout tho universe II is the one
unit of measurement. for instance that
we know TO be the Same on Mars aud
on the earth" Tho Columbia profess
or added that Nicholson first became
internationally prominent when he cor
rectcd the velocity of light as pre-
viously calculated That was deter
mined by him incidentally to his re-
searches to fad natural standard OF
measurement These researches have
extended over the past twenty years.
His standard the wave length. is a
natural substitute for the international
meter The success OF Nicholson in
comparing the international meter
with the length Of wave of light has
put our system OF measurements on q
Foundation which the scientists con
slider as permanent as the universe.
Not a Mere Scientist.
In Great Britain. now that Lord Kel-
vim is gone the leadership in the field
Of science falls to such men az Sir
william Crookes and Sir Oliver Lodge.
OF the lattcr 1t may be said that while
standing in the front rank OF men of
science he is more than scientist: he
is philosopher and student of men as
well as Investigator in the realm Of
physical phenomena lie is a many
sided man, who has won eminence by
his study OF electro magnetic waves
and his Investigations as to the nature
OF ether and OF light, but who also
gives profound thought and study to
questions such as those pertaining 10
religion and religious education. Sir
Oliver was made principal in 1900 OF
the University of Birmingham, which
is erecting buildings for its schools OF
engineering, mining and metallurgy on
a scale never before attempted in Eng
land at cost Of $1,000, 900. He has
been talked about recently for his
1 views on the subject of the immor-
| tally Of the soul and his pamphlet en-
| titled The Substance OF Faith In
Harmony with Literature and Sci
! ence." a work containing what has
! popularity been called Sir Oliver
| Lodges Catechlsm,'
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27

the French machine, NJ. Chaffray told
an amusing incident which happened
three miles out of Evanston. The car
got stuck In the mud and a block and
tackle was erected to pull il out but
they needed more help. Two tramps
passing on the railroad track We're inn
pressed into the service at the point
of revolver, and after the car was
lifted from the mudhole, the tramps
were literally paid In money for their
work. While in Ogden the Frenchmen
are the guests of NJ. c. Charles, II
Partisan who conducts cafe here.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27
TEMPLE NOTICES.

The Salt Lake temple will close on
Friday evening, April 8, and reopen
Oh Tuesday morning, April Z, 1908.
JOSEPH +. SMITH.
The st. George temple will close on
Friday. March 81, 1aOS, and reopen
Tuesday, April IA. 1908.
DAVID II. CANNON.
President.
The Manti Temple will close Friday,
March 81, and open Wednesday morn
ing, April s, 1905
LEWIS ANDERSON.
The Logan Temple will close on
Thursday, April and reopen on
Thursday. April O. 1908
WILLIAM BULGE.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27
MRS. JOHN E HANSEN

Desires TO announce that she Is making
the "Feur de Lis Dainties." an abso-
lutely pure line OF Chocolates They
can be had at the Brigham street Phar-
macy, Wllles- Horne Drug Co, Halliday
Drug Store, The Smoke House and The
Rialto Cigar store. 75c per h.. Acc per
half lie.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27

wedding reception was being held.
A s. Higham, sentenced to three
years for forgery, was taken TO Salt
Lake today by Sheciff. Wilson. Deputy
Sheriff Murphy today took Ella Bib
bins, colored woman adjudged de-
mented, to Provo.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27
THE MORNING BREAKS,

The beautiful duet composed by
Prof Evan stephens, and sung by the
two Pratt boys. is at last in print,
and available TO singers i'm general. 1t
has been handsomely gotten up In
music sheet form by the News
We carry all of stephens music
DESERET NEWS BOOK STORE.
Main st
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27
SALE ON BEAUTIFUL
PICTURES.
Is Off For 10 Days.

All new. frames of latest styles and
finish. artistic decoration goods for lit
tie money.
DEsERET NEWS BOOK STORE.
6 Main st.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27
NEWS Letter
FROM Chicago
Municipal Ownership Becomes
Subject for Investigation by
United States Government.
BIG RAILROAD CONVENTION.
Results Lead to a Better Understand
ing of Bridge Building Principle
Safety of School Houses.
speelal Correspondence.

Special Correspondenco
ch,,oo ~, q, ,,,. .
''"so' muioh the announce
ment cabled from Argentine to the
Chicago board OF trade that In Buenos
Ayres the grain EXCHANGE tbis wool,
20 Wv s'a'h eAehanse this week
Hi"usur"ieu system modelled after
that OF the United States, including
the buving and SELLING, Of grain ond
seeds fo,. f,,,,,,, ,.,I,.-,.' -.
i'' i"'uie uciiVeiS, PROMISES
greater stability In the worlds markets
This new departure has the sanction
81 No .,4
iui e,s WY Prouugers' an evidently be-
ests Of that growing country. What
yntor aud sto r'oa' llveuS now rs G,e-
very ukriv In follo,y Inc onla,,.o,,'',S,
of her exchange dealInrs rrnn, a ,n,ii,,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-27

There's nothing so good for a sore
throat as Dr. Thomas Eclectric Oil.
Cures it in few hours. Relieves any
pain In any part.