Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-07-03


can ambitious individual bent upon
making money should be watched"
Owing to the great number of people
engaged in this very reprehensible ay-
ocation there will scarcely be enough
watchmen to go around
Judge Wade minated to the Dem
yer reporters that Iowa might be class
flied as doubtful state. That rarifiei
mountain atmosphere seems to have
wonderful stimulating effect upon the
fine art of seeing things "-Des
Moines Capital.
Come now. Why roast the judge? TIe
has been reading what some of the
Iowa delegates said in Chicago.
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Albert Gallagher the secret service
man who was with Mckinley when the
latter was shot, and who was roughly
handled by the crowd which mistook
him for the assassin, is dead as the
indirect result of that beating. He suf-
fered and died in the line of his duty
as did his distinguished chief and is
entitled to place on the roll of mar
years after the incident may only mean
that his sufferings were longer.
The fact that the interurbans already
operating in Iowa are making money
should encourage the strong men Of
communities which are yet in need of
them.
II there is anything in avoirdupois,
Taft will be able to hold down the
presidential chair. The only doubt is
whether the furniture will be able to
bear up under the load.
One woman purchased of the drug
gist a cure for burns and had 1T de-
liyered with her supply of Fourth Of
July fireworks.
Dubuque will entertain 5000 people
at it's seventy fifth birthday next
month. It's TO be diamond jubilee,
but those unadorned with jewels will
be just as welcome. we are informed,
as those with searchlight sparklers.
A long and protracted drouth from
now until August l. would plerse US
all. We could make hay while the sun
shines.
At Iowa City the final cinch has been
put on that new varsity law building
by the securing of the last piece OF
ground needed for the site, and folks
will repoice that the prospects of flu
ture crops Of lawyers are thus en-
HANGED.
THE humor of Judge Martin J.
Wade of Iowa is irrepressible. Out in
Denver he told the reporters that the
democrats might carry Iowa.
Bluffs Nonpareil.
This is very unfair to as dignified a
jurist as Judge Wade. He has been
president.
1t appears that the young man at
Sioux City who shot at the girl who
Tilted him., and shot himself, was not
in earnest. We can all rejoice that the
young woman was not hurt and that
her judgment has been vindicated
An expression Of sorrow and eulogy
upon the occasion of the death of ex-
President Cleveland would not precip-
itate row in a republican convention
but at Denver -.
Il Dreamt 1 Dwell in Marble Halls"
sings the Clifford man who discovered
a deposit of beautiful marble while
blowing. 1t pays to pillow.
Representative LittIefield ,criticses
President Roosevelt's policy of en-
forcing laws by proclamation rather
than by performance" One of the
strong traits in the Taft character is
that he isal! performance.
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Walter Wellman says the belief is
prevalent among business men that
BRYAN will be nominated and defeated.
Well, we'll! There's about as much
news to that as to Wellman's polar
revelations.
"Why do you insist on having your
husband experiment with the chafing
dish?'
ut makes him more cautious about
critcising the cooking at regular
eals."-Washington Star.
For the sake of safety of the Denver
slate it is to be hoped they will not let
it bump against the Rocky mountains.
Melvin p. Hsggerty, a. Howard post
graduate student of animal psychology,
has started course of daily study in
a New York zoo for the purpose of
learning, if possible the language Of
monkeys, chimpanzees, orang- outangs
gorillas and others of that family of
Jungle bred beasts that caused Darwin
so much loss of energy. 1t is not said
what Haggerty proposes doing when he
learns the lingo of these limh-jumpers,
but we suppose he will teach them
English and attempt to colonize and
civilize them. Professor Richard Gar
ner's efforts in this direction years ago
We're apparently not the last foolish at
tempts to get into social standing with