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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
Ohexina Thair Wiues

John c. Shedd of Marshall Field s.
Co, is held responsible for this yarn:
Three men sat rather late ut the club
one night. AS they We're separating
they discussed Il bit nervously the re-
ceptionS that awaited them ut their
wives hands, and agreed that he who
didn't do what his wife told him on
getting home should have To treat the
others To Il turkey dinner. The first
man, after reaching his house stumbled
about the dark bedroom till he kicked
the cat. The cat squalled, and the
mans Wife, raising her head from the
pillow, moaned: 'Wull go ON. kin The
poor cat and have done with it, The
man irowned and muttcied To him
self: Its u casc oi kill the c;lt or
pay for the dinner So he killed tho
cat
The second man on his arrival could
hot lind amy matches AS ne looked for
some i'm the drawing room he bumped
against the piano, and his Wife com
planned Why don't you break the
piano, careless?' Determined not To
lose his bet, the man got Ratchet and
the sound of crashing blows soon filed
the house.
The third man. getting home, STUN
bled on the way upstairs. His wife
screamed angrlly: Go on fall down
stairs and break your neck, do.' Not
me. said the third msn, after a mo-
ment's thought. IN pay for the turkey
dinner, -
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
N atlLraIly.

Sl;ribbles = ON my way here
dropped my portfolio containing a few
fairy tales, and l feel pretty sore about
it
Editor Yes, 1 imagine any one
would feel sore after dropping a NUM-
Der of stories.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
wInOWS,unaer NEw LAW obtained
PENSIONS ' xs.sins u a s. &
Gallant.

Old Gentlemnn-I am disappointed In
you. sir. Here I've caught you kissing
my daughter. Have you anything to
say?
Young Man-Only this, SIR. I'd rath-
er disappoint you than disappoint your
daughter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
Nothing New,

Miss Passay-This is my 2sd birth
day.
Miss Pert--What?
Miss Passay--I say this is my 23d
birthday. Didn't you know 1t?
Miss Pert-Well, declare didn't.
1t has aged terribly since l first saw it.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
lnterfused.


the lie ut night;
We can not blacken our souls all dnv and
each day wash them white:
Though the pardoning blood availeth to
cleanse the mortal stain.
For the sin that goes on SHINING that blood
was shed In vain
We must buy and sell in the market; we
must earn our daily bread
But Just In the doing these usual acts NAV
the soul be helped and fed
IL is not In Keeping the days work and
the day's prayer separate so.
lbut the mixing the prayer with the labor
that the soul is taught to grow.
For II sweep:slg !, room by Gods law IS a
service He deisns To bless
And inending kettle worthily Is working
for Him no less
Than steering steady the ship Of state. or
welding the sword IN war.
OR lift.ng the soul of man by songs to the
nights where the angels are
Their none may deem II wasted time who
stands in an humble sl5o,
And digs and waters a little space which
the hurryi,is world hoeds not;
For the Lord of tn. harvest equally sends
His blessed sun and rain
On the large work and the little work.
and none of 1T is in vain
Susan ,'DDli1ri
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09

ed a helpless invalid,
but now l enjoy the
best Of health. Kidney
disease brought me
down terribly. Rheu-
matte aches and pains
made every move pain
ful. The secretions were
disorflerpfl and INV heod
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09

ached to distraction. was in a bad
condition, but medicines failed to help.
lost ground daily until began with
Doan's Kidney Pills They helped me
at once and soon made me strong and
we'll"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
FosterM ilburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09

Andrew Carnegie's gift Of plaster
cast of the Diplodocus to Paris news
paper men has awakened much fun
among the caricaturists.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
You Can &c, Amen. Foot-En.e FREE

Write to-day to Allen s. Olmstcd, lie Roy.
n. T., for n FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, powder to shake into your shoes.
1t cures tired. sweating, hot. swollen, ach-
ing feet. 1t makes new or tight shoes easy.
"A certain cure for Corns and Buaions. All
Druggists and Shoe Stores sell 1t. 25c.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
A Generoua Offer.

Hcks-Lend me five dollars, will you.
old man?
Wicks-Im sorry to say I haven't
1t just now, but I'll lend that five lent
to johnson few years ago If you can
collect It,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
SIN in e. M.rk.t
From The GIaNgOW Times.
Mo elitnr of the Times attend

The editor of the Times attended a
Jersey cattle sale Tuesday. 1t was his
intention to buy a bull or two. few
COWS and a lot of heifers.
He saw an aged bull sell for 5000
and a yearling for $1,000. He didn't
purchase bull.
He saw COW sell for $500. He de-
cided not to buy a COW.
He saw one heifer sell for 81 $50 and
weanlings change hands at s40O. He
concluded not to invest in heifers
He Is now on the market for kind,
gentle, unpedigreed goat.
Mrs. Wlnsiow.s sooTEIso s11Up ror Childr,s
teething; Softens the guns, roducee innamnxop ~
NIs PAL a cnros Wind collie. rs cam hottIa
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
Just tho Thina.

Aged Manufacturing of all the lux
uries a rich husband like l am could
give you.
Miss DE Young-oh, rich father
would do just as Well. Marry my
motherl
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09

Michigan is the second state in the
production of grindstones. 1t pro-
duced s7S.500 worth in 1895.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09

= e: I: ), H s: s;::
Es.vs hssSessI Free b usi bottle aud ssts.
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Unto the End.

SHIO IuS 6TOs
Brief space for tears and prayers
To him who loves and dares
The high gods send;
But laughterlighted days
Through all LIES winding ways
Unto the end.
j stand beside the sea,
And salt waves cover me
With spray.
know that / who stand
Betwixt the sea and land
All day
Shall be as yellow dust
Blown here and there
Heavens winds shall carry me,
visit not where.
But this one thing know.
Wherever my dust shall blow,
The life Of love will go.
Frederick r. Marvin
A good game cock has no white II
is plumage, and hence The synonym
or cowardice-"to show the whit.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
andhas positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tu1nors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinlham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09

But Mary fleeced tho lamb one day
And, shopping, went downtown
And bought herself the new sheath slsirt-s
The split directoire gown.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09

Yet Sleeps eyes arc still cast at her,
And rude men jeer and gloat;
Though Mary has the lamb no more
She's got everybody's goat.
For the sheath skirt is the latest cut
It's almost cut in half:
Who cares u rap for Mary's lamb
When we see Marys calf?
-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09

Invest S monthly in Oklahoma farm
lands. Agents wanted. Write for particu-
lars. c. w. DeminR Inv. Co. Tulsa Okla.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
HEALTH BR1nas HAPPINESS.

Invaltd Once, q Happy won.. Vow.
Mrs C. r. Shelton. Pleasant street,
Covington. Tenn. says "Once I seem
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09
The pirectoire Gown.

Mary had a little lamb;
Its fleece was white az snow:
1t used to butt in everywhere
That Mary used to so.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-07-09

Proof Is inexhaustiblo that
lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound carries women safely
through the Change Of Life.
Read the letter Mrs. E. Hanson,
BOA E. Long ST., Columbus, Ohio,
writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
az was passing through the Change
OF Life, and suffered from nervous
ness, headaches, and other annoying
symptoms. My doctor told me that
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound was good for me, and since talk
ing 1t I feel so much better, and I can
again do my own work. never forget
to tell my friends what Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound did for me
a rim &la3a ks.xzlx,es ,,os.ic,x1 y
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
Vaudeville aso Pictures

Large and well pleased audiences
gathered at the Bell theater last
night, and the changes made in the
acts by the vaudeville performers
seemed to suit them all. IN addition
to the regular program. the crowds
seemed to enjoy the singing Of the
Olympia ouartete. composed of local
young men. The quartet attended
the first performance In the evening
and rendered a selection that drew an
encore, Then the singers spent the
evening. and agreed to come back 70:
the performances this afternoon and
evening.
Lewis and Youngs. the clever sing
ers and dancers. Walter Reynolds.
with his monologue and Lies Quite
a Problem After AL" and Harry Full
Ter. singing . new illustrated song,
are on the program for today's shows.
Several new pictures are promised.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
Shoots Wife and Child.

CAMERON. w. VA. Dec. 24.-Dr,
NJ. c. Cracker. a del lis; of this plac"
today shot his wife ard fatally wounf-
ed his twoy"aroId child. it is said.
after having Quarrel.i with his wife.
He then turned III" gun on him
self. but IL failed to explode. and
Mrs. McCrack"n succ"ei cd in taking
it from him.
After the shooting he mother pick
ed up the child and started for tn"
home of her GRANDPA her, W. NJ. Kin
caid about four squ"re away, The
blood was streaming from the wound
in her tack and thu in the child
head.
The ,aby died shortly after reach
ing the Kincaid homo.
McCracken was arrested al his
home and taken to MoundSNlil" Jail
tonight.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
THREE CHILDREN DIE.
Spotsyivania People Alarmed Over
Mysterious Malady.
Especial to the Dsily Press).

Especial to the D3ily PRESS.
RICHMOND, VA. Dec 24.-Three
OF the five children OF John Coleman
who lives at Spotsylvania Court
House. who have been i'll of a strange
disease died today and the othe" two
are not eXpt cted to live. The children
1t is believed became infected through
the presence in tn Coleman house OF
a nephew from Philadelphia whose
family recently lost five children by
what Is believed to be the same d.
Seass.
Coleman's brother sent his sixth
aud last child to Virginia in order
that he might avoid the fate of his
brothers and sisters Immediately
upon the arrival of the Philadelphian
the Virginia Colemans became sick
with the result already told.
Physicians in the vicinity have
been mop plussed over the disease. A
post mortem examination was held
on the bodies CT the dead children
and the physicians came to the con
clusiou that their ailment was neither
infectious nor contagious; still the
peculiar circumstances surrounding
The illness leads many to beiieYe that
the children contracted the disease
from the visitor or from contact with
Ms clothes. The result OF the post
mortem examination has allaysd the
panic which was in its incipiency
when the facts became known.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
Beresford and the Gardener.

Mr. Harry Beresfolt, who is star
ring in the comedy success of who $
Your Friend" which appears at the
Academy OF Music OF Tuesday night.
December %. while curing through
New England was presented by a
friend with Il magnificent basket of
flowers and fruit
On getting back to his residence 4
few miles from the rity. the friend
called his eards ner. no was q can
nv Scot, and sand:
We'll. Mac. you WI be pleased to
hear that Inv friend Mr.. Bercsford.
was delighted with he flowers ami
fruit
Did h say onyti ng abOot send
ing back the basket inquired Mac.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
SAD CONDITION
Attack Of Inaammatory rheumatism
Left Sufferer With No Appetite
Skin Peeled and Hair Came Out
in Bunches Bed Sores Devel.
oped-AII Treatment Failed untR
TRIAL OF CUTlCURA
PROVED SUCCESSFUL

about four years ago I had very
severe attack Of infiammatory rheuma-
tism. was taken very i'll and vas soon
In a high fever. I did not leave my
bed for four months. and during three
Of those months l could not move vol
unfairly, the pain was 80 intense. MY
skin peeled. and the high fever played
havoc with the lrl~tre Of my hair. whIch
came out in lunches. l also had three
large t.,d soroS on nv back, - two on
the shoulders and one at the waist.
could have c-rrd the first time 1 saw
myseis in n mIror.s / had lost fuiiy
thirty six pounds, spd looked like o
consumptive. | did not gain very
rapidly, and nv appetite was very poor:
When I was able to get around, j had
al! my friends advising remedies, and al
guaranteed SIR" cGrs-' l tired many:
but they Yer of little help. and until
I tried CutiCura Resolvent / had had
no raj rcsicf That gave me- such an
appetite thai .rit half starved about
all the time, and immediately began to
gain in weight, my S,onpieHion cleared,
and I felt bs.tter. The bed SORES went
ecrv soon after a few applications OF
CutiCJIra CIUt n."nt. and when i used
Cuticura Sea- a. Z shampoo and CYti-
crIrs OintuFI; a. massage, my hair
began to regain its former glossy ap-
p-srance. ! am really sH made over.
and canno. sav enough for the Cuticura
RerneSiies. Mr. i.avina j. Henderson.
IFS Brood St. Stamford, Com. March
and ~, 1907"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
Christmas viii Be Observed Gener.
ally As Usual.
PRACTICALLY SUSPEND BUSINESS
Public Offices and Places Of Business,
Banks, Custom House and Postof.
flee close-speeiaI Services in the
Churches.

Christmas shoppers and celcbra-
tors held forth on the streets last
night until late hour. All the
stores were thronged with people
and merchants in all lines of business
report that the season has been an
UNEXPECTEDLY busy one with them.
As usual, Christmas will be observ-
ed in this city more generally than
any other holiday OF the year. Prnc'
tically all places Il business will b."
closed, the shipyard shut down yes
lerday afternoon and will no, resume
operations until Monday, the custom
house. courts and city offices VIII be
closed. Sunday hours will be obsefv-
ed at the postoffice, and the transpor-
tation companies will handle only
perishable freight.
Although no special social events
are scheduled for the day. there Will
be numerous informal affairs this
evening.
In the Churches.
Holy communion will be celebrat-
ed at st. Pauls Episcopal church this
morning at 7:30 o'clock, and at 10: 80
O'Clock there will be holy communion.
morning prayer and sermon by the
rector, Rev. w. b. Allen. Prof.
Remick, the choir director has ar
ranged music for the 10 o'clock ser
vice as follows:
Professional, 20 Come Ye FAITHFUL
Venite and Gloria Patria ures.)
TIE Deum in b fiat tRemickD
.Iubilate in G CBuck)
Offertory anthem, 20 Little Town
of Bethlehem"
The solos and quartets will be sung
by Miss Harry Patten Stearnes. Mrs.
G. w. Robinson and Messrs. Van
Ryn. Wundcrlich. Smith and Rocker.
Trinity Lutheran.
Christmas services will be conduct
ed at the Trinity Lutheran church
this morning at 10 o'clock by Rev.
NJ. c. HORNE, ID. D.. OF Washington.
D, c. This evening at S O'Clock the
Sunday school children will have
their annual Christmas entertainment
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
WIRES CONNECTED AGAIN.

After having dead" wires for three
days, the Western Union telegraph
once here resumed business on a
small scale Yesterday. Last night two
wires had been put In operation, one
Of these being the leased wire Of the
Associated Press running into the
Daily Press once.
During the storm Tuesday several
miles Of wires were blown near Rich
mond. and the company took an ex-
:raordiuarily long time TO set tire
lines into commission again
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
mr.. BACHELOR APPOINTED
COUNSEL FOR TRUSTEES
Resigns as Trustee Under Deed From
Exposition Company for Protec-
ion Of Creditors.

Attorney o. d. Bachelor. of this
city. yesterday resigned as one OF
the trustees under the deed of trust
from the jamestown Exposition Of
June Is. 1907, for the protection OF
the general creditors Of the Expo
siticu. and wac appointed as "coun.
sci Of records for the said trust"
The court authorized anciliary pro
ceedings By the jamestown receiv-
ers for the collection oc delinquent
stock subscriptions for the benefit OF
the trust.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
Quiet Wedding.

Miss Mary Edna Crawford, daugh.
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Norman Craw-
ford, and Mr. Harry Carlton Diggs.
were quietly married yesterday morn
ing a. Gas O'Clock by Rev. E. T. Dad
mum ct the Trinity Methodist church
parsonage. Only few relatives wit
messed the ceremony. Mr.. and Mrs.
Dlegs left At once for Mathews COM
~, to spend Christmas with the
gyOom's parents. Upon their return
home next week they will be at home
10 their friends at 2io Thirt1 Fourth
street.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
COLLIER TO co SOUTH.
Ordered to Take On Coal and Sail for
Guantanamo.
(by Associatci T-ess.)

NEWPORT r. l.. Pee. !A.-Th" ma
val collier Sterling. dow az The brad
ford station has received orders &c
take on coal and sail Immediately for
Guantanamo Cuba.
1t is supposed here that the Goa
is for the hattie hips Maine and
North Carolina, which have been
sent to Southern waters.
The Sterling carries $500 of coal
while the naval collier Nero, which
is already in Cuban waters, has 5000
tons.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
Gate "Hauied Out"

The gate OF dry dock No. |, at the
shipyard. was hauled cut in dry dock
No. yesterday afternoon 10. be
cleaned and painted. While this
work is in progress. dry dock No. l
will be ont OF commission.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
For Shoo.ftinu.

Two negro women were arrested
last night en- charges Of shoplifting
Missouri Crump was arrested In
Charles Nachman's store on Jefferson
avenue by Patrolman Pearson She
was bailcd by Justice Clements in IN"
sun Of $50. Thomas Bland being &c
cepted as bondsman. Neitie Hodges
vas taken into custody in Wool
worth's Eve and ten cent store by
Special OficeT ison. She was lock'
ed ~ AT the station house.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
fllsl Speed Tests Postponed,
Cruiser May Go 10
Venezuela.
nMA TRIAL BOARD PUT ASHORE
Venezuela is on Verge Of Revolution
and Uncle SANS Newest Fighting
.shie Probably viii BE ORDERED
South to Join the Maine and NoTn
Carolina.

Having received an order by wire
less from the navy department TO
abandon her trip TO New England
and return at once TO Hampton
Roads. the new local bui!t armored
cruiser Montana, which steamed from
Old Point Wednesday for Rockland.
Me-. TO undergo her final acceptance
speed trials. passed In the Virginia
Capss yesterday morning and later
dropped anchor OF Old Point. The
sudden return Of the cruiser created
considerable excitement in this sec
ton yesterday No official info~ma
tion concerning the reasons WHY sd"
was ordered back could be had last
night. but 1t was reliably reported
that the cruiser has been ordeted to
follow the battleship Maine and the
armored cruiser North Carolina 10
Venezuela.
Venezuela Declares War.
Venezuela IL reputed to be on
the verge of revolution and It Is
thought that the Montana is going to
Venezuela along with the Maine and
North Carolina to protect American
Interests in that country. 1t is re
ported that the Montana will leave
the Roads for the South this morn
Ing.
Trial Board Put Ashore.
Immediately after the cruiser re-
turned to Old Point. the members Of
the trial board, Naval Constructor
Rock, who is stationed at the local
shfpyard, Engineer Neils Christian
sen Of the machinery department OF
the yard and Mr.. Snifren. of the
drafting department at the yard,
were nut ashore at Old Point in one
OF the Montana's launches:
The Montana recently had new pro.
pclIer blades installed at the Norfolk
navy yard and the vessel was going
TO ROckland for Standardization
trial when she was ordered back to
the Roads. Following the standard
ixatfon test she Was to have had a
four hours forced draft run and n
twenty-four hours endurance run on
the coast Of New England.
Cruiser heavily Armed.
The cruiser and the North Carolina
are sisterships. having been complet-
ed at the local shipyard last summer:
Each carries four 10-inch breach
loading rifles. mounter In pairs In
electrically controlled turrets. iocat-
ed fore and aft. They also carry g
kiach breach-loading rifles and a
number Of smaller guns. The vessels
are heavily armored. the waterline
belt extending from stem TO stern.
The battleship Maine. which is en-
route for Venezuela, carries fou -
Inch breach-lo loading rifles and a num-
Der OF 5.tnch and smaller guns.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
ooINe TO sERkLEv.

y. q. c. A. Team Plays First Outside
Game Next Wednesday.
The basketball team Of the local
Young Mems Christian Association
win 70 to Berkeley next Wednesday
nIaht 20 meet the Eve Of tina:
place. This will be the opening
enme Of the season for the local
team and the outcome Of the match
wfl be awaited with interest by To-
cnl Basketball enthusiasts.
Following will be the lineup Of the
Socais 1t the start: Gildner iCaptI
csaaer: Lens and fsurhaee. forwards.
Neousey and A. NJ Hamilton. guards.
Uunsoe and Payne viii be the subst,.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25

The princess OF aches will b"
the attraction at the >cademy of Mu-
sic this afternoon AM tonight as wen
as tomorrow after Don and hiSht.
The play is a drama with music. IN"
scenes being laid in The South. The
presenting company beaded by MISS
Edith Talbot. a soubr t. who is said
To do some good sin ing and clever
dancing during the &C on of the play.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25
ITCHING DEVILS

Are little patches 81 eczema on the
skin. scalp. OF hands, which are instantly
relieved and syccdiiy cured, IN the
majority of cases. tv gr9fie anoiptings
81 Cutic,ua Ointment. the great Skin
Curr. pre~ed~d by warm baths with
Cutictfa S-ap. Thus trratm~nt succ~~ds
when al clSe fails. and b pure, sweet,
prenancat, and cconuntcal.
Coacsss Et;r-nsi ssS irt~rpa Trse.~rs W
fv~ry Hrr-~- ~ IrtartE rsisdrrn. Nd sCuifs rc--
sisfs Of G1,fl~pra sap g7yrp 20 f1-nr~ ttr Stta,
c-rEr5rs osntrrnt TORI 90 r~Si toe stln. ard
Csftrrrs Re.rfyrut 'SE IN Ire foru 81 Cho-plf0
Ccsfod srss 81 TT ys-I ~ COZ 70 Purify tbr BOD
SOD rnrcu<tnut ~ vorid. roftsf Dsug Ctrm-
Corr. so,~ fr-pS. Easrna Hs<.s
sTNnnue Fus. CsacUn DSVe = - D0s1e2
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-12-25

"Lemucl" said Mrs. Fin"nbinder.
in an injured ton-'.'' YOU said thar
all Won wanted to read In that paper
was the personal column
Il said the personal columns, my
Gear" answered Mr. FinkenSinder
without locking up. Il am reading
the Presidents latest message. -
Chicago Tribune