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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
THE MEEK MULE.
Our Four Legged Sonsster That Wears
\ Wings on It's Head. S.sl.s n

Our Four legged Scnsster That Wears
Wings on rs Head. M
AS Bill, the desert evangelist. once
said, the mule is the only bird that
has a thing to kick with aud wears its
wings on the side Of Its head. Bin got
religion after he quit driving mules or
Else he quit driving mules when he got;
religion. Anyway, he knew what he
was talking about.
The theory OF olution teaches us
That the jackass Is an dnexnurgased
edition Of the jack rabbit, bound In
leather and complete in one volume.
Both have the same Characteristic hind
leg motion, but with the difference
that the rabbit thereby propels itself,
whereas the mule propels others. The
latter end of the mule is hinged and
has hair trigger arrangement and is
as prone to accidental discharge as d
powder mill is to fy upward. There
fore it comes In military matters be-
cause OF the omnipresence Of the ar
my mule with Its peculiar way Of
making itself felt that the rear Is the
place Of danger. s53S
A most notable accessory Of the beast
is the strident and raucous vocal at
tachment situated up front. No means
have as yetFbeen discovered by which
this mechanism can be fabricated; and
the melody is q sort OF cross between
DUR neighbor's monograph and the
whistle of the pancake factory across
the river 1t is mostly nocturnal In
Its manifestat lion. It is d curious fact
that this apparatus Is controlled from
the rear, for to uncork the music the;
beast has merely to extend its caudal3
appendage into a horizontal position.
1t is said by certain rash individuals
who lean toward osteopathy that this.
vocal exercise may be suspended by
hanging the monkey wrench to the
safety value. But / do not consider
this a healthy amusement and am In
clined toward absent treatment.
Although the latter end OF the beast
Is loosely hung and the former adds
insult to injury, vet, interesting sas
are both these phenomena, the super
lative characteristic Of the creature is
Its expression OF countenance. That
long ascetic physiogn omy bounded by
those hopeless ears and quivering, lips
seems infinitely sad and yearning.
with that meek, long suffering, quoth-
Observation-Disclosures look In its eye.
You are conscious OF feeling OF syn
pathy for this fellow creature. You
reach for your bandanna and draw
nigh to sympathize with its grief and
soothe its pIaintiye mood, when, bin,
you are knocked into the middle Of
next week, while the mule looks round
with that heartbroken expression as IL
to say. "Such d sad accident, wasn't
1t ~
The moral Of this dissertation ID that
it Is time to put the cart before the
horse when the horse Is q mule. Earl
d. Cressy In Minneapolis Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
MAORI TRADITIONS
Legends and Customs Of tho Nasivee
Of New Zealand. 81

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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
BISHOP POTTER
fIRIFL i Be TER


Goopergtown, N. X june so Re-
ports from the bedside of Bishop Cod
man Potter Of the Protestant Episcos
pal diocese Of New York; who Ii crit.
ically III here, were somewhat more
favorable tonight, indicating that the
patient would probably survive the
night Nonetheless. it was apparent
both from the statements 81 phyai-
clans and other news from the sick
room, that the bishop i condition was
still very serious. Oxygen Iii being
lfreely administered and two physi9
clans and two nurses are in constant
attendance upon the patient.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
He Set q Date.

"a merchant Iii q Wisconsin town who
had q Swedish clerk sent him out to do
some collecting. When he returned
from an unsuccessful trip he reported:
Vim Yonson say he vill pay ven he
sells his hogs. YIN Olesen, he viii pay
ven he sell him wheat, and Bill Pack
say he viii pay iii Yanuary.n
Well, said the boss, that's the
FIRST time Bill ever set d date 10 pay.
DID he really say he would pay IN
January ~
Well, aye tank so, = said the clerk.
sHe say 1t ban q cold day ven You get
that money. / tank that ban fn YAnr-
ary.n--H aTper's Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
Carries Today.
Columbus at Toledo.
ST Paul at MiIWaukee.
louisyille ct Indianapolis
MINNEAPOLIS at Kansas city.
FEMALE RAID

London, June 80 The woman SUI.
fragists assembled In great numbers
in the vicinity of the house Of com.
mons shortly before o'clock this
evening. They nlads several ugly
rushes Oh the police Gordon, and re-
fused to disperse when ordered. i
number Of arrests " ere made
The parliament buildings are sur!
rounded By several hundred police
men, mounted AMI oa foot
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
MADE A GOOD
TOUCH ON THE
BANK RESERVE

Salt Lake City, Utah. june 30.--In
the federal court today United States
Judge John Marshall received from
the federal grand jury a report bring.
ing an Indictment against A. w. Mel
son, in connection with the alleged
looting Of the reserve vaults of the
Utah National bank. Nelson is cash
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
Bandits skiddoo.

San Antonio, Tex, June 80. A spe..
cial to the Express from Saltillo,l
Mexico, says \:
The Viesca situation is clearing up
All the bandits in that town have scat
tered on the approach Of troops. Still
q strict surveillance is being kept on
all persons entering and leaving the
town.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01

Ter Of the Jordan State bank and was
formerly employed In the Utah Ma
tional, where his uncle, Joseph s.
Nelson, was formerly cashier. The
elder Nelson rendered his resi- gnar
ton when President w. s. Met Cor.
mick, after receiving the report Of the
experts, issued . signed statement ae-
knowledging a loss of $1O6. $50 from
the reserve chests Of the Utah Ma
tional bank.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01

"a new English automobile fire en-.
CINE carries pair Of light ladders on
q framing over the body Of the car
and is also equipped with chemical ex-
tinguishers. Popular Mechanics for
July contains q picture of the ma,
chine III.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
Rel PULSED
Driven Off in.
Attack on a MeXi-
can IQW WI

8s El Paso, Tex, June 30.The first
outbreak in the republic Of Mexico
on the borders Of Coahuila occurred
this morning at 4 O'clock, when the
garrison at Palomas, Chihuahua, sew
enty miles west OF this city, was at
tackled by a band Of fifty men, who
were repulsed with "a loss Of one
killed and one captured There were:
fourteen guards stationed at the Mex
lear. post when the attacking party
surprised the town. Most Of the insur
rectionists were armed with rude wea-
pons and home made implements Of
warfare. The fight lasted one hour,
after which the attacking party fed
to the mountains west of Palonnas.
One man was killed, but it seemed
that he was none complainant One
reyolutionist was seriously wounded
and captured. 55s5H3s..
n V. s. Troops on Guard.
Washing ton, June 80. The Amer
lean Military forces are now in ser
vice for the enforcement Of the neu.,
trality laws along the Mexican bor-l
der.
General Meyer, commanding the de-
partment Of Texas, has reported to
the war department. that orders al,
ready have been given for the dis.
patch q four troops Of cavalry to.
Del Rio. 81
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
P:,srfecsIy charrnInla..

.syou seem to find your book very
Interesting, Miss Maidstone
e res, IT Is one Of the most charming
stories have ever read. And so
true to life. Every man ia it is d VII
lain Chicago Record Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01

8 The air-ship will be quite feature
at the state fair at Fargo this year
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01

USE TRIBUNE WANT COLUMNS
USE vi ANT COLUMNS
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landing OF Clubs.
Games Yesterday.

Games Yesterday.
AT st. Louis r. II. n
st. Louis s. 3. 4 B. !. !. Il. 8 q
Cleveland .s. 4. 8. !. l. IS q
Batteries Powell, Wadell and
Spencer; Liebhardt and Bemis.
Az Boston Il. II. d.
Boston :. i. i. I. !. I. s. 13 o
New York J. II = O o s
Batteries Young and Criger;
Manning, Newton. Lake and Blair.
AT Chicago r. HI d.
Chicago d. 3 ]. /. !. s. 3 Q
Detroit !. ]. 5. .. ]. \. I. Il 3
Batteries White and Sullivan;
Mullin and Schmidt
AT Washing ION r. ii. q.
Washing on \. !. !. Il. !. I. I. 4. 10
Philadelphia I. !. I !. u. s. !. 6 4
Batteries Burns and Street;
Plank and Powers. Smith.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01

5 The races II the Sc 50 ss.absi
July POPS, promise to exceed all fol:
mer state race meetings.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
Games Today.
Cleveland at st. Louis.
Detroit at Chicago.
Washington at Philadelphia.
Boston at New York.

AMERICAN ASSOCIATION =
~ - =; =. n Z. = q =. 4. i.
Standing Of the CUBS.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01

Games Yesterday.
AT Minneap Il. HE
Minneapolis !. d. 4. ]. /. s. 4 81
Kansas City u. 8. ]. }. L d
Batteries Biersdorfer and Block:
Swami and Sullivan.
AZ Toledo n. H. e.
Toledo 4. 4 j. /. q. 10 *
& 1lllpu ~ 3 IA A
Batteries ~ Nagle ana Land, Gra-
ney. Taylor and James.
4
Ind anapol 4, II. H.
Indianapolis 4. 4. i 8 d
louisville ]. s. 4 !. 4. i, Z. . 8 I
Batteries ~ Marpuard and Liyings-
ton Pullman and Hughes. 81
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-01
ding, Of the Clubs.

Fraser. Reulbach and King
Games To-day.
Chicago at Cincinnati. u
New York at Brooklyn.
Philadelphia at Boston.
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USE TRIBUNE WANT COLUMNS.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE. (:
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
FRIDAY. APRIL "a, 1908
Tho REQ Car . WIsssr.

Bert Shslton Of the otsro Garage 4
Bicycle Co.. got back Wednesday with
two REQ machines recently ordered BY
Rocky Ford parties. completing the DELI
very Of seven Of these cars that have
been sold by this company In the last
two weeks-whioh is surely sufiieisn,
evidence Of tho superiority Of the Rec
machine ovcr all other makes.
Following is a list Of those who have
received REQ machines in tho last four
teen DAYS: E. W. Newbsrry. touring ca,
Or. Carlyle Pollock. roadster: Dr.. r. E,
Wolfe. roadster; A. K. childs. touring
car; J. II. Hall. touring car and roadster;
L. r. Clark. touring car.
Rec machines are steadily gaining Ia
popularity and scarcely . day passes
that the otsro Garage & Bicycle Co.. ths
county agents do not make . sale. II
this keeps up much longer the owner oi
Of any other make Of car will feel pretty
lonesome in Rocky Ford.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24

rhs Asseesbsss Pay Osash.Sseh.Aoes.
Ssss ss1 Diaab,llty 0sssslts.
Il has $1,000. 900 IN reserve fund To-
vested IN approved boadA
Il has pasd sso.ooo.o 900 h bsasa:s 10
s~sasy-soar ysarA $4,000 pad every
day.
Il has $3.50. 100000 Of p.0.ss.soa IA
force.
Il has 5000 sshssdiss,s Tsa,s ard
$4,000 members
All e.ssesrs eoeaed and aseogn,ah,e 20
The membership. It's p,ans Ard rates
approved by SO American Insurance
departments.
Hsa. E e Rs;ssnhoass. the state inssf-
anes eSnmssssoasf. says TIE Maeeaeses
both Knights ard Ladies are o. The safest
and mes, ss.sn;ss basis Of any Of he
rfa,sfnai sSsis.iss dong business "a
Colorado. II you need -rrossessoa ;aa.
projects ~hseh Of course essrybedy
does. see J. A. Johnson. pepg;y State
Commander. Rocky Ford. ce,o. ss-ts
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
Poisonous Plants,

II Is now time to begin to think oi
poisonous plants. The LarkspRr Is
already four inches high; Death Ca.
mus Is at least three weeks ahead Ni
grass. These two plants. As well a.
the Loco Weed. are dangerous early
in the season Remember that the
only way to avoid the disastrous re-
suits OF Loco Weed Is to keep stock
away from Il. The Larkspur seldom,
kills either horses. cattle or sheep.
eSeep, during = rain or snow storm.
AZ times the Death Camus Is very
deadly: Al other times Il does no,
seem to injuse stock.
There 10 . good chemical antidoie.
both for Larkspus and Death ca.
mus. The difficulty Is in the ineon-
Scnienee Of carrying this remedy
around over the range until the pois.
ooed animal hsppens to Be diseov-
cred.
The an,idose Il a. follows: Thirty
grains Of potassium pesmangsnate
and an equal quantity Of aluminium
snisaie dissolved IN . quart of water.
Turn the animals head uphill. and
give the mixture as one dose. This
remedy Is very sure and viii save
practically all animals.
In the case Of iaskspuf poisoning
n Is advisable to tap the animal high
up On the left side. inso the 6TS
s'onaeh. In order 90 allow the gas to
escape in case IL Is badly bioated.
GEO. II. GLOVER. d. v. s.
Professor OF Veterinary Science. Col.
erado Agricultural College. Fort
Collins. Colo.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
oDsTUARiRA.
vainA vIsspA WILSON

volnA VIENNA VlSoN
yslma v. Wilson daughter q Mr.. and
Mrs. Albert Wilson, grsnd-dsughtsr Of
Mr. and Mrs. NswbsrTy. came IKE . ray
Of sunshine into this life Apeil 10. 1907.
Her earthly journey wss ten days short
Of one year, but ws know she was .
little pilgrim Hssvsn-bound.
For some time The little bsdy has been
raeksd with pain, ths little spirit has
hovsrsd bstwssn this world and the spirit
land. but now pain 10 At ~ :snd. for the
former thinss are passed away. and fol
unnumbsrsd millniums this rosebud oi
earth may grow sad bloom in the para
disc Of God. 4 bessN father and mother
look up through ssi.ing tsars today
God grant them the assurance thai
whsro their treasure 10 there may hi
heart b also.-Rsv. r. H. Ayers, Man.
xsnols.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
Yamsn Whe Xsar Nsn

II b astoniahinS hsv essaS . ehao0e -
M ysars q mAssteA ~ eeeoa nsse y
- sppsasancs ard AisDesitlee q Deey
vsnsa. TAs frsshnssA, ~ sAAsn, ~
SaiIeoss vaaisA nks ~ Saesa fsoa .
ysssh vhish = Folely haadls1 Ths
nsaroa i saiy . Ain sAa1sy, . faias sshs
q ~ charming 1aitsa. TAsso ~ ~
Soasoas iee NJ ehaASA ignocaaes -
naslssA NV ysoag vsslsa svpsesaase
- shosk - ~ 65sean tAseaSA ~
sAaass vhieh sooss M Dasslaee ~
nsAkssheoA. As1y naoSess - leal WITH
~ unpleasant Dslvis drains end weak
nsssas which teo soDsa soos NitA nass
yiaoe aaA nothssheod, ~ undertaking
Dat this sssrss drain b bsqbsinS ~ ehssk
4 ~ fySshasss ~ ~ Sesn ef ~
Sallnssa
As surely - tAs ssssss. A.a3lA S.9Np
~ there b 6SfNaRsnsaS q W hseItA
Of the delicate wen9aax eseaae. . surrey
~hs, f-tAese organs efSeosssaished =
% o The isss IN s.Sd es.sisssS GsariI
q million xensn han fa1n6 A0llik n
s:pTpell jn iha paa n 6 H9l11 II
vofiie Yfolclipllon,, II oskse wax wos6'
a stroo0 and siok Vonsa we'll 1ngrsdt
m on labsi-coataias ~ slsoAel q
harmful habit forming ASuOa nsdl
wholly Of these natlvs. American, medic
ssaSs ssos %.ds: Hs;t ss!A 4 ): &:
srai schools Of practice foe Ne eese q
Woman's peculiar ailmentA
For nu!sing mothsss, ,os for thoee esukee
down 10 h:elt4 ~ 20 fFseus.t ssss!ps g
Ssby Snd Iokinl ~ o1v0o1 oo0y Sal
simoss peinls,s. thefs p e nsdielss 9uits,,
g SD e e = sysssss ~ rs.ssi,Rxoea sssisss E. y, y
system. Il q : most potent isyieosstlnl
tonie and strsn6thsslnS nssvins nieslI
adapted 70 woRan's delicate system By I
physiciAn Of large expcIteoee In the 0ses
nsnS Of vonanb peculiar ailmsrtA
p; = r3s.s: ssss: ~ .sss,s :: :s16ss' b. 3 ss
fnvsiids HSssl sn1 0lII!sa tiSdsasa
| Buffalo. u. n,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
Resolutions Of sympathy.

Resolutions OF sympathy.
Whereas, Tho angel Of death has sntsr-
cd our midst and taken from this city 10 a
grandsr city beyond our beloved brother.
E. r. Cook. b Il
Resolved. That our city has lost IN
honorsd and worthy citizen: and b Il
further
Resolved. That the Court Of Honor. No.
1865. extend 70 The grisfstrieksn brother,
Ben Cook. mother and family our dsspss,
sympathy and assure thsm that We
mourn with them In their great sorrow:
that Il can truly b said Of him he has
fought good aghI he has finished his
course. he has kept the faith: hsnessorsh
there s la,d up for him crown Of right
sounsss-"
Resolved that copy Of this b sent 70
the mother and family.
LII. Young.
J. 3. collios.
Sidney Green.
Committee.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24

DahliA Buds For Sais.-6 cents saei
Call at once. Mrs. Ben Wilson. eorns
7th and Sycamore.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
7, a HAMILTON

7. \ HAMILTON
On his claim. seven miles southwest Of
town. on Asadsy morning. T. a. Hamil-
ton departed this life sfssr . lingering Ill
ness. Deceased was B6 years Of age.
and leaves wife and bAbs. The re-
mains were shipped TO Equality. Ill. on
Tuesday.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24

First-class Milk Cow For Sale Cheap
Inquire at Bottoms Music and Ar
Speciality Store
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24

For our next Saturday bargain sale
from 2 u =. Colorado pillows At 20 cents
Watch for our Saturday spseiais. Bol-
tons Music and Art Speciality Store.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24

Plumbing and heating. Repair work Of
III kinds. See us for the best lins Of hy-
Grants and lawn shpp'sss. ososss Clark.
Phone White 66S. StAsk's store.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24

The Ebbest Seed Co. invites
yoa to come h and set their
prices On sll kinds Of seeds,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24

See Mrs. NJ. NJ. Tour,illo, about tha,
spring dress. ali NJ 9Th. so
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
cnisr ylxRL

A native Of Russia passed away at his
home on East Pine avenue last Friday
night. aged 55 years. Deceased leaves
wife and seven children. Tho funeral was
held from the Sprinkler chapel on Sunday
afternoon.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24

Get cabbage plants from Bur
reIl now. Don't forget to grow
. good garden.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
Spssy with Swift's Arsenate ol
Lead to hsve perfect fruit. Al
cost at The Ebbest Seed Co.

Do you want 70 sell your houssho,s
furnitarsS II you do go the Burkdol
Hardware and Houssfurnishing Co.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
A womaa nuoG

around the neck Of her husband and told
him the only way 70 keep peace In the
family was 70 bring her bog Of Spar
rows high grade chocolates from J. n.
Tucker q Cos Coafsetioasrv.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24

The Ebbest Seed Co. invites
you 10 eoms h and set their
prices on III kinds Of seeds.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
For Soeo

A 26-sers tract ~ milss from town:
100 acres ~ miles from town. All
under High Line canal Terms reason.
able. Apply At Enterprise once. SIT
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
Early Ohio Potatoes for seed
4 The Ebbest Seed Co.

We want 70 buy veal calves and chick
saa-Stau6srs.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-01-30
TIMELY TOPICS.

At wclnstein's cloak rooms they
have cut prices away down on ladies'
and children's coats.
Get clean Lehigh coal from Nc
EIligott's yard. Makes very little
ashes or cIinkers.
DOdge's shoe business is so fast
that he has new goods and new styles
n the latest.
The Fulton fish market sell two
pounds Of HalIbut for pc. Cod &c a
pound
Suits and overcoats for $40 at Wen
zers. the kind that were $3.50 and
sI5.
Reliable goods. hest value and low
prices are what yOu get at Langley
Furniture 60.
Watch the hourly sales at Curran's
IL you want to get targsins that are
bargains
Edison and Victor records for Feb
ruary ct z H T0uie They invite
yOu to hear them
Get a better position and better pay
By taking a course 81 study AZ Mon
res Business college
The Curtis Art Co have received
= big Lire 81 valentines and marked
then st low prizes
Clearing sales On millinery ct Freed
mans Most any price to get rid Of
winter stock
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-01-30
Some Theatrical Jokes.

In a performance of THE Lady Of
the Lake" the actor who took the part
of Roderick Dhu was known to be in
pecuniary difficulties. When Roderick
gave the line, Il am Roderick Dhu,"
Fitzjames responded, Yes, and your
rents due too" On the production Of
a piece called The Spy" the early
acts showed that it was going to prove
a failure. So when at certain point
a character had to rush on and shout,
Five hundred pounds for the spy"
the author-actor, who was concealed
behind a rock, arose and cried, Its
yours - copyright. manuscript and
parts" That was the end Of the per-
Torrance. 81 ~'-.-
When eating takes place on the
stage, the temptations to play tricks
with the food are naturally great. In
Henry "" the leek which that mimi
table braggart Pistol has to eat is
usually made from an apple. But on
one occasion at Sadler's Wells the
Fluellen Of the evening gave him
real onion. and he had no choice but
to struggle through 1t. though the
tears coursed down his fat cheeks
Cornhill Magazine.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-01-30
They ssorc Coed Eaters.

One day Dl. Norman Mcleod, who
was a large and healthy man, and one
of his burly elders went to pay visit
to q certain Mrs. MacLaren of the
congregation who lived over the Scotch
hills. She was a frugal woman, but
since she knew that u call from these
two meant that they would stay to
supper, too she determined that they
should have the best in the house. So
she piled the table with jellies and jam
and preserves and shortbread and all
the delicacies of the season, and, the
journey having been long, they partook
unsparingly, and after the meal the
elder said to her:
Mrs. MacLaren, were you at the
kirk Sunday?"
"Oh, aye" she said, Il was"
And what did you think Of the
treatment Of the miracle?" The ser.
mon had been on the loaves and fishes
Il thought it was good" said Mrs.
MacLaren.
And what is your idea on the sub
ject, Mrs. MacLaren?" persisted the
minister.
'Losh," said their hostess suddenly.
I'm thinkin' that if you and the elder
had bin in the congregation there
wadna bin twelve baskets Of frag-
ments for the disciples to gather up
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-01-30
HEARD IN PASSING.

Tumbled off the water wagon YETI
Philadelphia Press.
Georgia is not near so dry as some
Of the jokes about her.-Baltimore Sun.
Even when wireless fails the Euro
pean press will keep US posted as to
the intentions of the fleet-Atlanta
Constitution.
The assertion that money talks Is
a lie; otherwise the much abused and
slandered ten dollar gold piece would
talk back-Hartford Post.
N, antirent agitation in Manhattan
is not so strange as is the fact that
people should care to live on the Is
land at all.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
What has become Of the mother
who when her boy failed to come IL
at her first call went out to look for
him, carrying something under her
apron that looked like a stick?-Atchi
son Globe.
The area of Berlin in 1906 was
twenty-four and one-half miles, with q
population on June 80 of that year OF
2,060,777. There were 2.5 square miles
of paved streets, 935 numbered and
named streets. 101 public parks or
places and 10 bridges other than used
by railroads. .., s.,.t ....