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The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

Sometimes the worm turns. A writer
submitted an alleged joke to in alleged
funny paper. and got this reply: You
LETT OUT something in this JOKE, didn't
your To this he answered. with fine
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27
Insomnia.

Mrs, Browne-she's forever complain
ing, but think she merely lacks STAN
ina
Mrs. MalaprOp-Oh, no; she's got t.; at
any rate, that's what the doctor calls
her disease. She cant sleep. you Know
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

Surely those Savannah officers never
would have dumped that thousand gal
lens Of whisky in the river had they
realized the heart burnlngs it was 10
cause in Houston. Tex.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

A Cleveland man claims to have in
vented an air-ship that will "stay up for
months. Oyercoats are frequently
showed up for months about this time
of the year
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27
a Great Invention.

This" said the peddler. SIS a little de-
vice especially designed for use In our
spring weather"
What is it," asked the housekeeper.
1T may be used one minute as a fan
and the next 10 shovel of the snow"
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27
Can't Gust 'Em.

4 win not resign under nre!"
What if We withdraw our charges?'
Touched by that proof of your con
fdence, I shall continue TO represent
you"
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

A pure milk" bill has been introduced
in the Massachusetts legislature by
Representative Cowee. Concerning the
eternal fitness of things. h0w's that?
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

Pete the White House bull-pup.
seems 10 have reformed" says the Nash
vile American. Don't let that lead YOU
TO anything rash. however: things are
not always what they seem around and
about the White House.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27
Flowers as Dessert.

The japanese, who're up 10 mustard.
Serve blooms as food.
They must be good.
Think of crOcustardi
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

It appears that one Of our immensely
wealthy women Is to wed Baron OCar-
roll. We like his good old Irish name.
all right
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27
Hard Pushed.

From the Dallas News
Sometimes men get so pushed for money
they marry for Il
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

Isn't ii about time for some one to get
10 work on that customary beautiful
little fiction IN the shape of a resolu-
tion OF thanks 10 the Speaker for the
impartial, able, fair, and just" manner
In which he has presided over the de-
liberati0ns Of this session OF Congress? I?
Or is that TO be reserved as the piece de
resistance of the short session next win
ter?
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

We would advise all red-headed people
to fight shy Of that new-fangled gas
oline shampoo. however.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

Can't you shut your eyes and just see
EN- nibbling these days?
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

A contemporary wonders what Thomas
Jefferson would say were he to return
suddenly 10 earth. Doubtless he would
be too much astonished for q while to
say anything at ALL
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27
Affixed.

Tess-George Hanson told me he was
going 10 propose TO a girl knew last
night
Jess-Yes. and he'll never do il again
Tess-Why. who was the girl?
Jess-I. and ] accepted him.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

Mark Twain has joined the Society for
the Prevention OF Useless Noises. Good
by, old white dress suit
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

Not one Of Harry Thaw's family SYM
pathizes with his effort TO free himself
from the lunatic asylum. Inteed no
one seems TO want Harry out but Harry.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

The question now is. Which Jawjaw
candidate was responsible for those ey-
clones?
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

The Hobson Presidential boom Is tax
ing a long start over all the other pros
peCtive 1912 entries; but that's no sign
IL viii ever get anywhere much.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

We don't believe there is a nation in
the world that can't bluff the Sultan
Of Turkey-not even excepting Carrie.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

The impetus given to German commerce and
German manufactures is to be aseEibed far more to
the Increase in the buying capacity Of other nations
England, France. Russia. or America-tban 10 an
the German colonies combined. Germany needs no
eoloniesi what she wants is merely free competio5
On all seas. the open door, ard the night to CO.
oIerate freely on equal footing with all other
commercial and industrial nations. in opanipq IN
new and as yet unopened districts and markets.
Hence the principle Of the open door is the leGding
motive Of the foreign policy pursued by GERMANY.
II Is the red thread that winds itself through the
EasternAsiatic the Oriental and the Moroccan pol-
icy Of the German Empire. Tie high quality Of all
German products obviates the necessity Of unfair
preferences accraing to political power. An they
need Is fair chance to compete on equal terms
sith other countries The world is large enough.
snd rieb enough in stigl dormant possibilities to
sdmit Of pacihe cooperation By all nations IN Ibis
great work
Baron sternburg gives a number Of rea-
sons. founded on economic. political ra-
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

Police! We are now TO have the "Mer-
~ Widower" hat
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

The June bride crop is as promising as
ever. Neither panies nor frosts can cur
tail IT,
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

By nightfall things are even worse; be-
meath the pressing crush
The snow, alike the poets verse, de-
generates to sMsh.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27
A LITTLE NONSENSE,
a sPRING DAY.

The poet rises with the dawn and starts
song On spring,
Prates Of the crocus on the lawn and all
that sort Of thing.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27
There CONC a sudden ehange at ICON;

white fakes begin q blow.
rhe poet has to change his tune; insert
a verse on snow.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27
Germ

Two impc interna-
tional polio. de affect
s5'ss:o + z: T.. 81 II ID. 5-s.ss. s:s::
Germany, D treat Rri-
tain the Ne den unite
IN ainrmlng Is to pre-
serve the te the lands
bordering OF They de-
clare that ssolved 70
maintain in w raeneot
the eAistint Of their
states IN is further
stipulated anv CIV
cumstanee the tarri-
toriaI statu xtI confer
win each measures
10 De taken atened ter
ritory intac ration y0ss
1ade Dy u amark, and
sweden reg es border
ing on she
These ag + the fire.
quehuy ap epresenting
Germany a ses Of e.
efessien 70 he reports
to this effe bAA, 5aoo-
rated Win lis of more
or less pla have cor
triOuted 10 onal suspi-
eloh with is regard
ed in Engl alarm the
relatively osad 20 ho
the object The nav-
agreements nrabansions
Of this sort eouilihri,,r,
of the pres, "a of nou,.-
iHcioentaiL the Baltic
ana NORM borates the
statements an colonial
pOlley ma nburg, the
German A cent North
american rein he dis
Claimed IN nial expan-
sion IN co any's rapid
inoustriai rote on this
head ie VIC avnlaratio-
u the VII ~ to enter
"poh ueoi of what
many pers q ho -
NAL and of Terton,o
ambitions:
The Washington herald., 1908-04-27

HAD S0iomo squip his
several wives W. hats.
the hay and ps Of his
day would ht to an in
finitesimal al
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
SPECIAL
TRAINS FOR
RIOTERS

Special trains for the rooters at
the big game In Portland this after
noon between. o. A. c. and the U.
of O.. pa sed through Salem this
morning. The largest train, that OF
the o. A. C. lads. passed through at
8 o'clock this morning and the. U. OF
o. train passed through at 10
o'clock. The o. A. C. special train
consisted of 15 coaches and the u.
OF o. OF 12 coaches. Engines.
coaches and Students were decorated
with the colors OF the respective
schools 20 an elaborate degree.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
o O o o O O O O O q
} PERSONAL MENTION @

q q q o q q q q 90 q
II, Shull went to Portland on busi-
ness this morning.
Frank Ward went to Portland to-
day TO attend the football game.
Miss Elene Bell. of Albany. arrived
this morning to visit with friends for
short time
II. Upperle went to Portland this
morning to spend Sunday with rela-
tiyes and friends.
Claud Bell, the candy man, left
for Portland today to see the foot
ball sport
Congressman w. c. Hawley left
yesterday for McMinnville to visit for
short time.
+. w. Durbin has left for North
Yamhill TO spend few days hunting
water birds.
George Gates went to Woodbnrn
this morning to look after business
matters for a few hours.
John Glover, of Turner. was in the
city yesterday looking after business
for short time.
Loui Pickard was a passenger for
Portland this morning to visit his old
friends and witness the ball game.
Ben Robertson, of Turner, Was In
the city yesterday loking after busi-
ness matters for a short time.
Nj. l.. Jones. OF Brooks. was In the
city yesterday looking after business
matters and visiting old friends.
Miss Catherine Smith left today
for Walla Walla, Wash. to visit with
her parents for number of days.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. ]. Lund returned
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
OREGON ELECTRIC
RECOGNIZES SALFMA
tDUCATIONAL CFNlP
MANAGERS WILL ENCOURAGE ERECTION q,
WAREHOUSES; ALL ALONG THE LINE '@

The Oregon Electric recognizes
that Salem is the greatest education
al center OF the Willamette valley.
Here are all kinds of institutions of
higher education, univer ity. a
business college, a Catholic academy
a normal school, and a $4,000 high
school, free peoples college.
One of the next moves of the Or
gon Electric to capture business AMI
develop Salem as an education CEN
t,r Is to put on a school rate for
stIdent7 on q very low Communication
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

Notwithstanding he gave o.,
formation of impOrtsucs. ! :.
slip OF the tongue, spparsal, ( +
draws the net closer around
DO you know what vor !.
rested forH" asked Sheriff M,
NO" said Black. ''
You are ARE, ted for .A.a,,,
Robertson % on FcirteeniA =.
the sheriff tod hlm. Dwla \.
you to say for yoarselfr
In response Black aIa n
nothing TO say.
Were you alone when Va
this?" asked Sheriff MInio \
question Black replied VA
afterwards denied that he al
Blacks demeanOr this ~
showed nervousness, and VIM 4
III Minto conyersed with hin, h H
compelled to bring all Nj ul,s.|
powers to bear In order to rsus
stolid and indifferent apps,nu
Warden Curtioe Of the "a
tiary made a close lnspNiln 4
Black at the county jail tbs ri
Ing, but he could not identity u
An umbrella which was d pd|
possession was found today hiu|
in Yew Park, near the Wooa1l
An accurate description Of N h
brella is published below and Aa
Il be identified by any one b (
city, from whom II was undOlsl
stolen. Il can be had by ulhuI
the court hou'e: Ladies llgl' !
brella. long hardwood hiil
straight. A few stitches hla
the niece Of light leather ns,i
lower catch. The trade marx "
Meyers & Sons in the inside n 4
top. Two black tassels On Ai'a
It was discovered BY the o1s
this morning that Black va' . |
city yesterday IN COMPANY =
another man. Several al'euF''
procure medical aid was made
the mariner who was suiiefihg p
n cut IN the leg, aud ~ -
dressed IT, It is believed By 's :
thor'ties that the other m'h : .
in the town and a search . "a
made for him.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

to their home In Portland this morn
ing after several days visit with Sa-
lem friends.
Dan Byrd, of Corvallis. Is in the
city today visiting with friends He
leaves for Portland in the morni1g
to visit with relatives for number
)f days. F-F
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
BORN.

ToLAND-To the wife of Henry To-
land. at their home on. Wednes-
day. the 18th of November. au
S1s pound girl.
II goes without saying. Mr.. To-
land is a very happy person. Mother
aud child doing nicely.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

basis basis This rate will .,,..,
points between Salem '''''' .' u
V','e' and will enable .m,'n ,a' Nl
school at Salem. ''' an
The Oregon Electric
ing out inducement, n = ~
to build produce vareSo,,.' y = y
line between Salem a., Y |
rhey will meet such D,rI', -
than half way as thew ','as s.'' :
houses at every point vAs,. ,'s ~ :
cars to enable them to bpIa : ! |.
freight business, W
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
HAIR DRESSING,
FACIAL MASSAGE
SHAMPOO AND MANICURE

A1'Hh we COSNtha AhStNootohhAs
My processes are scientific and sat
isfaction guaranteed. My creams and
hair tonics are tested and tried by
time and experience. Give me a trial.
Room is. Eldridge Hotel. Phone
1112. 11-2-tf.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
o o o o o o o o o o o
o CITY NEWS o..
o o o o o o o o o o

OiIl \ WEWO
O o o o o O O o o O o
q. w. Scott a. Co.. Real Estate
Persons wishing to bny sell, rent
or trade houses, lots or farms, will
do well to call on us. $40 State st.
11-16-tf.
Doa't Forget
The bazaar of the ladies OF the 81.
Paul's church, December TO-.
Three reasons for buying Clevelands
Baking Powder:
Superior Quality (Pure Cream o.
Tartar).
Neatest Package (Screw top CAM.
Best Price (S lbs. 81; 5 lbs. S1.65)
New Glasses
VIII be commenced at the Capital
Business College on Monday, Nov 2S,
In arithmetic, grammar and short
hand. A good time TO begin a prac-
teal course OF study. Send or call
for catalogue. ln-1s-4t.
It's No Trouble
To select Christmas presents at
Hinges Jewelry Store. You can buy
such beautiful things at greatly re-
duoed prices. 1913 Coml street.
1i-20-2t
My Optical Business
Has grown SO | am compelled to
reduce my tewelry, cut glass. silver
ware and clock line so | can give
more attention to that important
branch Chas. II. Hinges, 1913 Coml
Sc. 11-2O12t.
mig Millinery Sale
All goods at one-half price. re-
gardless OF cost. Our entire stocN
must be sold by December 10. All
hats trimmed TO order without extra
charge. Miss Evans. Meyers store.
1l-20-tf
An Era Of Prosperity
This county, and especially the
Pacific Northwest, is now entering
an unprecedented era OF develop
ment and prosperity. This extension
Ul DAaluGob all hhN6 WAAi
hundreds of openings for young peo-
Pile who can keep books and do stem
Ography. II is wise 10 get ready
now. A course OF study at the Capt.
tai Business College will be one OF
the best investments a young man
or woman can make at this time. IL
fntere7ted, call To talk the matter
over with us, or send for catalogue.
11-20-3t
Did You See
The crowds I'm at Hinges Jewelry
Store. He is having sale, a big
one too. Reductions are the biggest
ever given In Salem. 12S n. Com
mercial st. 11-20-2t.
Bonds, bonds
We have just received $4,000 of
city bonds. II you are Interested
call or phone Water Bros. over Ladd
a Bush. 11-213t
Don't Forget
The. bazaar OF the ladies of the 81
Paul's church, December TO-.
How About
That old set OF harness? Better
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

man-hunters left the city in a rig.
and were driving down the Fair
Grounds road and had arrived with
in few block OF the Fair Ground
store when Walter Johnson family
observer the form of a man crouched
behind large tree near the road.
"Wait a minute, the neck yoke is
coming down." said Johnson to
Tweedy, and he got out of the buggy
and went around to the horses
heads. from which place he wake 4
toward the bushes at the side of the
road with two revolvers grasped in
his hands In readiness.
johnson demanded the man in
the bushes to come out and throw up
his hands. Tweedy was standing up
In the buggy with a double-barrelled
shot gun pointed directly at Black
thus. as afterwards learned. prob
ably saving Johnson's life. as Black
would have shot TO kill had Johnson
been alone.
The fellow responded to Johnson's
order with alacrity, and Johnson
searched him finding a big 45 Colts
revolver stuck In the front OF his
trousers apparently put there when
he was told to throw up his hands.
After ascertaining that no other
weapons were on the prisoner, John
son marched him to the rig, made
him get in and brought him to the
sheriff's Office. The sheriff was no
titled OF the capture shortly after
while still at the depot. and returned
to his ofiice to find the man securely
handcuf ed, Sheriff Mimic then in-
vestigatcd every part OF the mans
clothing. making him strip 10 tho
skin. The investigation resulted In
the bringing to light nearly a whole
box OF Winchester 45-calibre shells,
and a small tobacco sack full of 32-
calibre automatic shells, two hats,
one white one perfectly dry, and a
black one soaked with water. Moth
ing more of Importance was found
on his person. and the sheriff placed
him under lock and key.
The sheriff r,lt a question to him
directly conc rning the attempte !
holdup, but the only an7wer he got,
was, 81 have nothing TO say"
Upon close inspection of the
gun Il was discovered that II had
been fred recently. although no
shells were missing fom the cham
ber. The smokeless powder grains
were in evidence in the barrell. also
strong smell OF freshly burned
powder.
Description Of the Man.
The prisoner gave his name as
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

get new set before the winter work
begins. See +. Il. Shafer, the har-
ness man.
Weather Forecast
Rain tonight and Sunday; In
crcasinR Southeriy winds.
stove Wood
= And coal Call 1913. Voget Lum-
Der company.
Mrs. Sam White
Is tired OF buying ground coffee.
She buys Folger's Golden Gate
whole roasted and grinds II.
For Good Meat
Quick delivery and courteous
treatment, Steusloff sanitary market
is the place. They have been with
us for years and have pleased others
and will please you.
Notice
To all buyers, j. NJ, Lawrence Is
the place 10 buy your groceries.
fresh eggs and country butter.
New Houses
Always for sale. Voget Lumber
company.
Philomath Crcamery-
Butter for the good table. Ask
yonr grocer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
PROF. RICKARD's
Electro-Turkish
Bath Parlors

EASEMENT WILLAMETTE HOTEL
We cure Rheumatism, Neuralgia
and all chronic diseases. Swedish
Movements and Massage; Facial
Massage and Scalp Treatments.
Hours, 8 a. m. to IL p. m.
Experienced Lady Attendants
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
Description Of the Man.

The prisoner gave his name as
Black. His build is somewhat slen-
der. but well formed. his face smooth
shaven and he has a pair of cool,
dark, piercing eyes. While goins
through the sheriff's inspection, he
was apparently uneoncerned, and
kept his eyes down 20 the floor with
the exception OF a few lightning
glances to those around him. He
varied a bottle of whisky which he
KILLED" in the sheriff's ONCE.
johnson and Tweedy Congratulated.
Sheriff Mimic gave Johnson and
Tweedy his sincere congratulations
on their good work done in taking
the man into custody. as their braV-
cry was certainly commendable.
Sheriff Minto questioned Blaes
last night regarding the deed. and
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

get a new set before the winter work
begins. See +. Il. Shafer, the har-
ness man.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

Weather Forecast
Rain tonight and Sunday; In
crcaslng Southeriy winds.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

stove Wood
= And coal. Call 1913. voget Lum-
Der company. o.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
Johnson and Tweedy Captors,

w, Johnson, the well-known liv-
cry man, and William Tweedy were
deputized and instructed by the
sheriff to station themselves at
Brooks and keep a lookout for the
fugitive. and they proceeded to carry
out the orders promptly. The two
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

Bonds, bonds
We have just received $4,000 of
city bonds. II you are Interested
call or phone Water Bros. over Ladd
a Bush. 11-21-St
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

That old set Of harness' Better
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
Mig Millinery Sale

All goods at one-half price. re-
gardless OF cost. Our entire stocN
must be sold by December 15. All
hats trimmed TO order without extra
charge. Miss Evans. Meyers store.
1l-20-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21
An Era OF Prosperity

Did You See
The crowds in at Hinges Jewelry
Store. He is having sale, big
one too. Reductions are the biggest
ever given In Salem. 12S n. Com
mercial st. 11-2O-2t.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

Philomath Croamery-
Butter for the good table. ASK
yonr grocer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

VIII be commenced at the Capital
Business College on Monday, Nov. 2S,
IN arithmetic grammar and short
hand. A good time to begin a prac-
teal course OF study. Send or call
for catalogue. ll-1s-4t.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

Don't ferget--
The bazaar OF the ladies OF the 81
Paul's church, December TO-.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

Has grown SO am compelled "a
reduce my tewelry. cut glass, silver
ware and clock line so | can give
more attention to that important
hranch. Chas. II. Hinges, 1913 Com
Sc. 11-2012t.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-11-21

To select Christmas presents AZ
Hinges Jewelry Store. You can buy
such beautiful things at greatly re-
duoed prices. 1913 Coml street.
1l-20-2t.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-02-16
HUNT Foa CONGRESS.

In all probability, the delegation which will go from Gila county to the Democratic territorial convention next fall will go prepared to spring "favor- ite son" candidate for the nomination of delegate to congress, in opposition to Delegate Mark Smith, who it is un' derstood, seeks again the nomination. Although little has been said, less done and the prospective candidate for the nomination not even consulted, consid- eral sentiment has been expressed among Democrats of Globe and in other sections of the county in favor of Geo. w. P. Hunt, who has so ably repre- sented the county in the legislature for a number of years past. The feeling is general among Democrats and most of the Republicans of the county that no better candidate, nor stronger one could be selected to head the ticket next fall than MT. Hunt. His record in the legislature is one which, we can say without exaggerat;on, is unequalled and the fact that at the last election he was endorsed by the Republicans of the county as well as nominated by the Democrats, shows better than any thing else his standing in this county. Al though not as radical as a few others in the upper house, Mir. Hunt was strong advocate of railroad legislation in the last session, but he and other supporters of the three-eent fare and railroad commission measures were in the minority.
 Mir. Hunt s strength, if he became a candidate for the nomination, would not be confined to Gila county, as his leg islative record during his long service has made him known throughout the territory and he has many friends and admirers in every county in Arizona.
 There are many who believe that Ari- zona should be represented in congress by representative business man, one who knows the needs of Arizona and who has the necessary qualities to ob tain them. As such MT. Hunt would be the ideal candidate. In addition to this, his position on matters which af. feet the public has always been consist ent and indisputably fair, whether the point involved was corporation, la bor union or a private individual.
 The Silver Belt believes that the Democrats of Arizona could not select a better candidate for the highest elective office in the territory than MT. Hunt, not because he is a "favorite son' of Gila county, but because he is eminently qualified to fill that position and fill it better than any delegate who has ever been chosen to represent the people of this territory at the national capital.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-02-16
Sec Iris program, Page Six.
EXPOSURE

To cold draughts of air, to keen ard cutting winds, sudden changes of tho temperature, seanty clothing, undue ex posture of the throat and neck after public speaking and singing, bring or coughs and colds.
 Ballard's Horehound Syrup is the best cure. Mrs. A. Barr, Houston, Tex. writes: zone bottle of Ballard s Hore hound Syrup cured me of a very bad cough. It is very pleasant to take. 7 Sold by Palace Pharmacy.