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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30
DEATHS AND FUNERALS.

A brief public funeral service will be
held over the body of William E.
Drechsel who died at Stormont hospi-
tai early Wednesday morning, at the
family home, 900 Buchanan street, this
evening at z o'clock. The funeral party
will leave Topeka for Leavenworth
Friday morning where the interment
will follow after a short service at the
cemetery. The pallbearers will be
David L. Lakin, Jerome Johnston, Don
Mulvane, Lewis J. Graham, Thomas L.
King and Paul Walker. The body will
be accompanied to Leavenworth by
Mr.. and Mrs. A. ]. Drechsel,
Mrs. William Drechsel and her
children, an escort from the Elk lodge
and a number of friends. The Elks'
lodge will be closed this evening at
$50 SO that the members of the order
may attend the funeral services.
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walls In the county. especially the soutl,
part, today due to the radical political
agitation OF the past few years, and
the party factionalism. However, the
old. loyal strong and active friends of
senator Longs are at work today.
and they state they will carry the
county for him.
IL has been stated by anti-Long peo-
pie and by Bristow partisans that the
Brfstow club in Anthony number 400.
Ihis is not correct, though 1t is Likely
that the Bristow club in the entirs.
county may have about 300 This seems
to be about the fact. Also the Long
men point out some figures relative to
the standing of their man. They point
to the fact that the signers of the
Long petitions in this county number
over 400; that there is one township,
Blaine, that has only two Bristow men
In it; that another township. Banner,
that gave c. E. Denton of this county
for secretary of state two years ago 81
votes, this year pledged on petitions.
35 to Long. These things are pointed
to with pride by Long men as evidences
of what really is the condition in the
county.
Senator Long spoke last night at
Kingman, and is today in south Reno
and KiOWa counties
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FIRST FOR THE WEST.
Special Merchants Rates to New York
City in August.

New York, July 30.-Retail mer-
chants in northern Illinois, Wisconsin,
Minnesota. North Dakota, South Da-
kota. Nebraska, Missouri, Kansas, Col
orado, Arkansas, Oklahoma and Texas
will enjoy special merchants rates to
New York city on August 1 to in
elusive. with return limit to August
80, according to announcement made
by the New York merchants associa-
ton. This is the first time that mer-
chants rates have been operative to
this city from points west of the Mis-
sissippi river.
Following the initiative of the Rock
IslandFrisco system, it was announc-
ed that all of the railroads west of
the Mississippi to Denver and south
of the Missouri river. including Okla
homa. Texas and Arkansas have
agreed to grant special rates to mer-
chants of fare and a half for the
round trip under the certificate plan
s. c. Mead. secretary of the Mer-
chants association of New York, stat
ed the association is arranging a sec
ond series of these reduced rates from
the west and southwest, covering the
dates August Is to 10, inclusive
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Kansas City Produce Market.

Kansas City. July 3o.-Close-WHEAT-
Receipts DOB cars. lc higher. July. SSssc;
Sept. S5asc; Dec. s71zc. Cash: No. hard.
S9096c: No. hard, S6d93c; No. red, 904
Gle: No. red. SS690c.
CORN-Unchanged. July. &c: Sept,
69ssc; Dec. 54ssc Cash: No 2 mixed, 1914
G74c; No. 8 mixed, 731xc; No. white, 74s4
arse: No 3 white, 74c.
OATs-Unchanged. No. white. 54d56c;
No. . mixed, 51653c.
RYE-73dTc.
HAY-Steady to lower Choice timothy.
So 50G7 1000: choice prairie new. $725G7. so.
BITTER-Steady. Creamery, 19d21c;
packing stock, 16v-
EGGS-Firm. Fresh extras, ooc; current
recefpts. 15c.
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Chicago Live Stock.

Chicago, July 30.-CATTLE-Receipts to-
day about $780, Market steady. Beeves,
So. 90Q7. 80; Texans, So. 6Od5 Is: westerns. $3.50
and heifers. 81 5Od5 so; calves, $5.50d700.
HOGS-Receiptst today about 1900 head
Market 5d10c higher. Lights. $500. 72lz;
mixed. Sc O5Qi6. 80; heavy. Sc. 0O@6 S21x rough,
Sc. 00G6.2 good to choice heavy. Sc 25@
6.se11; pigs. $5.Spd6.1O; bulk of sales, IS %
G6.55.
head. Market steady. Natives 81 60@4 So
westerns. $2.701470: yearlings. A50d5. 10;
lambs. "a. 50d6. 80: westerns. $45046.S0
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New York Produce Market.

New York. July OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
weak and unsettled. Creamery specials,
221kc do extras. &c: do. thirds to firsts.
1Sl1@211zc.
CHEESE-weak. State full cream spe-
Gals 1214d13hc; do. small colored or white
fancy 12c: do large colored or white fam
cy, i11c: do. good to prime. 11@111kc: do.
common, 9A@10S4c.
EGGsMarket barely steady. Western
extra firsts 3o621c: do. firsts. 1s1z@19,kc;
seconds. 17d1Sc. $500
POI1LTRY-Alive firm Springs. 16c:
fowls lac: turkeys, lie. Dressed poultry
irregular Western springs. 14121c; fowls.
13@14tsc.
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New York Money Market.

New York, July 30.-MONEY-Money on
call easy, 1G1A per cent; ruling rate, clos
ing bid and offered at l. Time loans more
active and firmer. Sixty days, 2 per cent;
80 days, 2A@2h per cent; months, 4 per
cent.
CLOSE: Prime mercantile paper 31z64
per cent; sterling exchange steady. with
for demand and at s4S5406I4. s51s for 50 day,
bills. commercial bills. 81. S4s4 Ql4S5. ~,
SILvER-Bar silver. 52aAc; Mexican dol
lars. ssc.
BONDS Government bonds steady -
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New York Stock Market.

Wall ST., New York, July 30.-STOCKS-
Opening prices of stocks today were but
little changed from last nights closing.
The gains were somewhat more numerous
than the declines and the dealings were
quite active. ~
The tone was uncertain and the dealings
dull during the first hour Canadian Pa
cfffc and Tennessee Copper sold at an adj
vance Of point and Canadian Southern
IA points, while Atlantic Coast Line,
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Kansas CITY Live STOCK.

Kansas City, Mo. July 30.-CATTLlS-
Receipts 5000 including 1000 head south
ems. Market steady to strong. Native
steers. A.50@7.25; southern steers, 5000
$50: southern cows, $2.0OG3.50: native cows
ers, $3.00Q49O; bulls. S2.50d4.OJ; calves. $500
as Is: western steers, s3.75n6.0o; western
c.'ws. 81. 50@S 80
HOGS-Receipts today 5000 head. Mar;
ket 5GD10c higher. Bulk of sales. S6.5OfJ6 Go;
heavy. Sc. 60d670; packers and butchers.
S. 50Q6 20; light. IS. 10d6. so; pigs. s475Q5.5o.
SHEEP-Receipts today 5000 head. Mar
ket strong Muttons. $4,000 90: lambs, $3.50
@6:35: range wethers. $3.75@4.5O; fed ewes.
a 2S6I4 x
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Murphy whips the Boer.

Boston, July 30.-BattlinR with rare
generalship and stemming furious
rushes by magnificent countering and
grand footwork. Tommy Murphy, the
Harlem whirlwind. had little difficulty
registering victory over Rudolph I'm
holz. the South African Boer The
bout went twelve rounds at the Ar
mory Athletic association.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30
TUDAY'S MARKET REPORTS

Chicago. July 30.-WHEAT!The wheat
market opened active and nervous today
although the undercurfent Of sentiment
was bullish on continued reports of black
rust in the northwest and on firmness of
Liverpool cables September wheat opened
hc lower to &c higher. at 9Oh@907sc
touched S97sc. and then rallied to 9O1z6
90esc. Minneapolis, Duluth and Chicago
reported receipts of 474 cars.
heavy demand developed under which
September rose to 911z@917sc. and closed
strong, HQ1c over yesterday. at 911s@91Ac-
CORN-The corn mar market was quiet,
but firm, December and May being rela-
lively stronger than September. An adj
vance at Liverpool and the strength of
wheat tended to sustain prices. Septem-
Der opened 1s01<c lower to 1x@@sc higher.
at 73H674Ac. A further advance to 741zc
was followed by profit-taking. which sent
the price down to 73a4c, where the market
steadied
Corn duled strong in sympathy with
wheat, September closing %03sc up, at
7Hkc.
OATS-Oats were dull and firm in SYM
pathy with neighboring markets. Septem-
Der oats opened sc higher. at 44ssc. and
on early trading sold between 44& and
AAc.
PROvISIONS-Provisio were active
and firm on an advance in hogs. Sep
tember pork opened TIC higher, at SIS. 20.
September lard 21z6Sc higher. at s.. 471zd
$50. and September ribs 21@5c higher, at
$s.956S.971e.
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Chicaeo Produce Market.

Chicago. Ill, July, MISUNDERSTANDING
strong. Daisies. 121za13c; Twins. 11d111zc;
Young Americas. 1211Q13c
POULTRY Valve firm. Turkeys, he:
chickens 12c: springs. 16GI.c.
BJ1TTER-Market steady. Creamery, IS
@21c; dairy. 11M20c.
EGGS Market steady. Firsts, 1711c.
RYE-Cash: .66fsc
BAREEY-Cash: 60d63c.
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Threshing IS BusheI Wheat.

son has threshed fifteen acres of wheat
on the Frank Cole farm, four and one
half miles northwest of Barnard, get
ting an average of f1fty-five bushels
and forty-f1ve pounds per acre. Wheat
in this vicinity is running about thirty
bushels to the acre. 1t tests WELL
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30
TOPEKA MAN WINS RACE.
David August in His Roadster Beats
-Four Other Cars.

A telegram from Cleveland, Ohio.
announces that David ]. August. who
is visiting at that place, has just won
a race from Toledo to Cleveland. There
were five cars entered. Mr.. August
took his roadster with him when he
went east q week ago
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30

She was one of the oldest settlers in
Lawrence. having come here in 1857.
She established the Biebusch house,
one of the first hotels in Lawrence, in
1873. She is survived by three brothers
and two grandchildren. She leaves
large estate.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30
Counterfeit Money Everywhere.

Harrison, Ark, July 30.-The arrest
of DR.. w. L. Blanchard, a physician
and church worker. and of his father
Blanchard, has revealed a large coun-
terfeiter's outfit. Dies, moulds and
hundreds of spurious coins of various
denominations were found by the po-
lice. counterfeit money being buried
in the field and concealed in the house.
Mrs Blanchard said her son had prac
ticed medicine successfully in Nebras-
ka, Wyoming and Colorado. Some
time ago he purchased a hundred acre
plantation here to live with his par
ents.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30

Liverpool opening cables: Wheat SD
higher: corn unchanged.
liverpool second cables: Wheat sd
higher; corn sd higher.
Car lots at X. c.: Wheat 220. corn 2s,
oats 9.
Estimated car lots at X. c. tomorrow:
Wheat 223. corn Is. oats g.
Car lots at Chicago: Wheat 30, corn 11e.
oats al.
Estimated car lots at Chicago tomorrow:
Wheat 22S. corn 201. oats III.
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BoNDs-Government bonds steady.
New York sugar and Coffee Market

New York, July 80 -SUGAR-Raw sugar
firm Fair refining, 1915; centrifugal 96
test S4.o5: molasses sugar, So. 45Q3.50. Re-
fined sugar steady. Crushed. $500; pow
dered, $40; graduated $3.50. 4
COFFEE-Ouiet. No. Rio, 6llc; No. !
Santos. Sssc.
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Topeka Market.

FURNISHED by the Charles Wolff Pack
ing Co., yards close at noon Saturday.
Can now handle wagon hogs same as be-
fore flood. Cannot use hogs under $50
pounds. Do not market hogs unless same
are we'll finished, we cannot use half
TAT stun. We give below prices effecriye
al once, until further notice.J
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30
Cotton Market

Galveston. Tex, July 9o.-COTTON-
Market steady. 10 5-lec.
New York, July N-COTTON-Sales to-
day none Spot closed quiet. Middlng up
lands, 1910; middling gulf. s1o.a5.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30

Death of Mrs. Anna Biebusch.
Lawrence, Kan, July 30.-Mrs. Anna
aged 20 years, is dead here.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30
Rock Island z s'ss:s ss:: : ss.ss.
Phone 3S4
TO THE FISHING RESORTS OF THE NORTH
Pleasure to answer

American Tobacco preferred, National
Biscuit and American Ice receded point
A second sale of Lackawannas was at q
rebound of 10 points.
The almost idle trading allowed prices
70 sag for a time and a renewal OF &C
tivlly brought a recovery. Missouri Pa
cific was feature with a rise OF IN
points. Wheeling and Lake Erie and Keo-
kuk and Des Moines advanced IL points,
Corn Products preferred ia points and
the common, Denver and Rio Grande pre-
ferred and Amalgamated Copper l point.
The trading became quiet again after a
brief squirt of animation. sza
Bonds were irregular.
The market became lethargic at slight
recessions from the noon level. Pacific
Mail declined N points and Westinghouse
Electric point. 80.
The vibration of prices was SCARCELY
pereeptible. Canadian Pacific's rise reach
ed 1ss points. Tennessee Copper PA points
and that of American Ice point.
Ranges of Prices on Stocks.
FURNISHED by J. L. Gall, Commissions.
Grains. Provisions. Cotton and Stocks
Office Ito West Sixth ST. Phone 4S6
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Kansas City Grain Market
FURNISHED by ]. Z. GALL Commissions
Grains. Provisions, Cotton and Stocks
Office 10 West Sixth st. Phone 4s6.J
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Market Gossip,

Furnished by J. E. Gall Commissions.
Grains Provisions. Cotton and Stocks.
Ofrice 10 West Sixth st. Phone 466.l
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Kansas City Live Stock Sales.
1.-THE following sales were made today at
the stock yards. Kansas City, Mo-. and
telephoned to The Topeka State Journal
by Clay. Robinson & Co.. live stock COM
mission merchants. with offices at all
markets.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30
Topeka, July 30

COWS (commoD ..................a O0x3',sS
HEIFERS ........ .......--......... 30OGpyS5
cH 3 good 100 to zoo ibsj:.. sS oSgs, %
CALVES sSSsg s aS lbs poUITRy so0Ss:Ss
wholesale prices furnished by The Tone.
ka Packing Co. 1l4-lls w; Laurent st.I
PouLrR1,; c ols COCKS os s ss is.
KEYS, loc: ducks. &c: geese. &C.
IFurnished by The Continental creamerv
- Co.. Topeka. Kan.l
E ssessMEk1 B5 III Il 5 i.ss
N EL L; 5s's SUFFER-
l Mhfo1eSCSo Co. fi4-1ls W. Lauren 1y Topeka
EGGS AND POULTRY ''
ers 1Sc: ROSTERS, &c; old ROSTERS 'c e. ofoii-
KEYS, loc; ducks. &C; geese. 10 '1'-
IN EUTTEK-Packing stock. 15c.
w EGGS sEsxLE FRUIT AND PRonr,,.r
FURNISHED by sam'l e. Lux. Whoiesai.
FT pHEaaAR faa Bartlett. per 10.
W. E;zIs,RRAGE-Per lb., 1kc.
SNIONS-Caiifornia, per crate un
fLLUUMs-California per crate. s,.mn
S %ASHTTEAkLMEL6Ssfser 'f ib.. tS@soo.
BLACKBERRIEs-Per crate. San
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. per crate
ng Gl.FEM6NS-Caiifornia. s3.75di so
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. per box. n 7eS7x ~
Navel. per box. s. 25Q475
RAN ANAS-Medium sized bunches ., ..
az 90: large punches. S275a300: jur,6es
ss.5Gs.5o: extra large punches. per pound
ToMAToEs-Per 4-baskst crate. Sc:
RADISHES-Pe doz., zoe. r-
TT1RNIPS-Per bushe1 $L00
BEETS-Per doz. 30c.
CARROTS-Per. dog. bunches nc
SPINACH-Per bu.. 40c.
POTATOES-Per bu.. soc.
WAX BEANS-Per box. s5c cfe
PLANTS.
CARBAGE-Per 100. &c. :.
PEPPERS-Per 100. &c. ~
SWEET POTATOEs-Per 100. X0Ss
CHEESE. 4
wisconsin Y. A., lsc: I4mburser. lie;
box, I3c; Wisconsin yellow, 1(c; WisconsiS
White. i4c; Brick. i4c: Block Swiss. a..
Grain Market. -
FURNISHED by J. B. Billiard. corner Ka,-
sas Ave. and Curtis ST.
wHEAT-No. 2. s4asec; No. !. q SgsSs.
SOFsNG7sc t tf.e 2-..
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Kansas City. July 30.

CATTLE-Receipts- today $500 mead.
Market slow to steady.
HOGS-Receipts today 6,oc0 head. Mar
ket 10c higher. Bulk of sales, Sc. 4o@6.65;
top. ss75
SHEEP-Receipts today 1900 head. Mar
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o er If bin introduced by George Glenn representative from
s iured
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bill referred consd
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Grain Market.

FURNISHED by J. B. Billiard corner K,.
sas Ave. and Curtis ST.
Topeka July a
No. L. 75dUc-
CORN-7zc.
OATS-56t6c. ..-
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Chicago Grain Market.
FURNISHED by ]. E. Gall. Commissions.
Grains. Provisions. Cotton and Stocks
Office no West Sixth st. Phone 49,
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Harper county was one of the Popu-
list strongholds. Many years ago it
was one of the bitter counties in the
early political contests of Senator
Longs career. The 1896 campaign wa,
a hard one here. One of the six Long
Simpson debates was held at Harper.
Much of the old Populist feeling pre-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-07-30

Chicago, July 30.
Open High Low Close Yes
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Senator Long discussed the entire
question of the railroads. Valuation.
long and short haul, overcapitalization
and the like: and expressed the great
est satisfaction that the Chicago plat
form had so strongly Endorsed the Hep
burn law. 1t had also been fully in
dorsed, time and again. by both Presi-
dent Roosevelt and Mr.. Taft. said the
senator.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
One Remedy

1T says here" began the lady
who could do more talking in
enc day than six monographs
and FIVE parrots combined, that
after a balloon has assembled to
the height of six miles its occu-
pants dare not open their
mouths"
"Will you go up, Maria, if |
luy a balloon?" asked her hus-
Land, desperately.-AnSaUerS.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
Unsuitable abuse

THEY passed a magnificent
building during their travels.
That's a fine house." said
Brown to Jones, land yet |
cannot bear to look at it.
why not?" asked Jones.
"Why?" repeated Brow
Because the owner built it out
of the blood, the aches, the
groans of his fellow men: out
of the grief of children and the
walls of women"
Great Scottl" excl la i m ed
Jones; "the brute What is he
"a money lender"
"Oh, no, dear friend; he is a
dentist !"-PHnch.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
Of { curse Not

you are an iceberg" ex-
claimed her elderly but we'll
preserved adorer. "A d o z n
cupids with a hundred arrows
each could never find a vulner-
able place in your heart. y
Not if they used an old beau
to shoot with" coldly replied the
beautiful girl.-Lfe.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
Poisoned

SwARTHY of c mplexion.
Hack and curly of hair, rolling
and terrified OF eye, and gasp
ing for breath, was the man who
rushed into the chemists shop.
Drink = he gasped. ITO me
you give re drink
Not if know it!' laughed
the chemists apprentice deris-
lively. you've had too much to
drink already by the look of
YOU. Besides, this is not
rub"
ITO me you give re drink,
quick T. shrieHed the gesticulat-
ing alien. Il poison | die !"
The apprentice jumped for a
bottle, filled a big tumblerful,
seized the customer and dragged
him toward the rear of the shop.
Come into the backyard |" he
cried.
How were you poisoned = he
asked, when the draught had
done its work.
Some of re vat you call re
hooligans take my barrow from
me. we ky explained the
Italian. land zey make me to
cat re ice cream of mine own
make. "-JLd ge.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
No Race Suicide

Mr.. AND Mrs. OLDwED had so
many children they didn't know
what to do; so they took the
whole pack off to a picnic on
the river, and let them run riot.
Suddenly small boy ran up
to Mr.. Oldwed and cried out:
Papa papa! Archibald has
fallen into the water !"
Archibald? Archibald" re-
peated the father. Then he
turned to his wife. Mary he
inquired, anxiously, have we
an Archibald ?"-Erchdnge.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
Disappointed

SYMPATHETIC FRIEND - Well,
never mind. Cheer up, old
chap. Don't look so glum.
She'll be out in a fortnight.
DIsCoNsOLATE HUSBAND (of
imprisoned suffragette) - Yes,
hut hang it, some of 'em got a
month l"-EFchdnge.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
The Dancing Season

THE YOUNG LADY (who was
sitting on a sofa which she had
all to herself, to her favorite
admirer)-I thought you were a
mind reader.
Rather I'm an expert"
said the young man, pluming
his evening dress tie.
We'll" looking at the vacant
space on the sofa, 81 don't be-
lieve it l"-IHnSfrdt d Bits.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
No Disappointment Here

A MAN who had been convict
ed of stealing was brought be
fore a certain judge, we'll known
for his Observation-Disclosures, to be
sentenced.
Have you ever been SEN
fenced to imprisonment" asked
the judge, not unkindly.
"Never!" exclaimed the pris-
oner, suddenly bursting into
tears.
well, we'll, don't cry, my
man." said his honor, consoling
ly; you're going to be now
Pick-Me-UP.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22

FATHER called upon to deliver
a parental lecture) - Upon my
word. you children arc getting too
dainty for anything Jam and
butter on the same piece Of bread.
indeed, Why, when l was your
age l was very glad to get enough
dry bread to eat!
BOBBlE-You have a much let
ter time Of II. living with us,
don't you. ther?-London Opin-
ion.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
Progress

FRIEND-You took your son
into your establishment some
months ago to teach him the
business, | understand. How
did it turn out?
BUSINESS MAN (wearily)-
Great success. He's teaching
ne now,-Pnnch,
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
THE DIPLOMATIC TOUCH.

LADY with Some hesitatiom-I
-er-wish to look at some false
fringes.
TACTFUL sALEsMAN-Certain-
ly. madam. What shade does
your friend wish Punch.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22

BRIDGET" said Mrs. Grouchy,
Il don't like the looks of that
man who called to see you last
night"
We'll, WELL" replied Bridget,
amt it funny, ma'am? He
said the same about you. John
Bull.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
-4H Ub-t0-Date Nursery

A TREMENDOUS row emerged
from the neighborhood of the
nursery Notwithstanding, vi
tuperation, streams of uncom-
plimentary appellations, etc.
Mrs. Pinchem flew upstairs.
Minnie she said, what do
you mean by shouting and
screaming? Play quietly, like
Tommy See He doesn't make
a sound !"
"Of course he doesn't" said
the little girl. HE is papa com
ing home late, and am you"
indy.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22

CUSTOMER-What is the price
of the duck?
LITTLE GIRL-Please, mum,
it's three shillings. But mother
saws, if you grumble, it's two
and-six Judy.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22
appearances oft DeceiVe

Look at this man." said
barrister does he look like
one who would commit
crime?'
NO" replied the witness,
but neither do you. "-Pick-Me-
Up.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-22

HE-How would you feel if l
broke my arm?
SHE-All right-if We could get
enough damages to go to Europe
n.-Meggendorfe Blaetter.