Arizona republican., 1908-02-27

personalities which concerned the club
 members and furnished much merri-
 ment of the evening. Newsboys enter
 ed the hall at the opportune moment crying "wxtry" and there was a rush for copies of the paper. It will be used as a souvenir of the occasion and re- ming the banqueters in years to come of one of the pranks they once had a
 hand in.
 The banquet table. which extended over the length of the hall, was pre- sided over by Chas. F. Jones who is 1 the clubs president. The following
 toasts were assigned:
 Why not be a Millionaire?" Harry smith: "Osculation in every day Life?- Geo. Dykes; "Fraternalism" MT. Don- aid Mcqueen; Forty Miles From Wa ter D. T. McQuillen: What l have read about a Kiss" D. E. Conger; My , impressions of Mesa" Mrs. Guy Edward Attaway; Dog Gone" Frank B. Cur ley: The Sorosis" Mrs. Charles F.
 Jones; Hunting on the Desert" Har- " l.. Burrier; "A Deck of Cards. Mrs. Louie Feltony Young Men have met Mrs. Maud North; Canada" Miss Ames; "A Railway Built for Two H. H. Heaston; "The Troubles of Mar
 ried Man." G. w. Attaway:s Deliver ing the Goods" Mr Thomas Keough; | "The American Eagle" Vim. Brundage; "The Most Bitter Pill I Ever Took" :" Harry L. Burrier; When Mt. Super stition was a hole in the Ground. Jess 1 Pearce: I'd rather be on the inside ! looking out than on the outside look | ing in" w W. Ritter; An Ideal Wife" |" 1 E. G. Lee; "The 18th o. NJ. A. Vincent Jones; "The Gentleman" Miss Callie Slusher; Tomorrow Miss Blackburn;
 "An ideal husband" Miss Lee; "The passing of the six-shoOter'' Claude E. ! Cannon; Quite an undertaking, Dam , iel J. Carr.
 The following is the toast in part. delivered by Chas. F. Jones, "To the Ladies'
 A little history stolen from the slopes of long ago, deftly woven into the shadowy mists of yesterday -uneX- plainable hard to conceive, yet some
 how an image the first one which ever came to you and me. It refuses to be clouded by oblivion and from the great somewhere, persistent and gentle it comes ever ready to guide us along the paths which we believe to be right. It's a womans image-it's your mother and mine-The lady of our first choice. The sun is just coming up for the young man when he leaves his moth- CTS knee. He must perforce run the gamut of girls. There's the awkward girl, the gawky girl. the tall<y, mocky. squawky girl, the cheery girl, the leary girl. the teary, dreary, weary girl. the | loony girl, the moOny girl, the silly. willy nilly girl. the homely girl. the comedy girl. the lonely, only beny girl
 the natty girl. the scrappy girl, the tacky. pnaeky, waxie girl. the cheeky
 girl. the freaky girl, the squeaky mceky, sneaky girl. the walking girl the talking girl. the larlxing. harping sparkling girl. the pouty girl the spouty girl the wrOthy. snoUty. mouthy girl the daffy girl, the taffy girl. the laughy sappy. snappy girl. the foo-el girl. the schoo-cl girl. the golden ruel mu-el
 girl. Then. there's the tall girl. the small girl and the girl that wears a wig, the lanky girl and the cranky
 girl. and the girl that don't care a fig.
 From all these and a thousand more. it l is mans duty to keep out of the way
 in order that sometime he may be.able to make his choice and say without
 hesitation:
 Here's to the ladies who wear the
 swell frocks,
 Who look after our welfare and darn
 our pocket handkerchiefs.
 Woman may err, woman may give her
 mind
 To evil thoughts and lose her pure es- tate,