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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-11-24

-" y II sun tO-UAY Tor
CECILIE. FOR BREMEN.
Mr. and Mrs Edward spen-
GER
N. l. NewhOuSe
Mr. and Mrs. W. NJ Jaak-
son.
SCOLN. FOR NAPLES
Mrs W. L Pfka
Mt and Mrs. J, g. JsnA
MIA Cheries Waldron.
Ma q p, PaSnaA
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-11-24

Mrs Charles B. Alexander viii give two snail
dances, one on December "a and the other jan
uarv % at her home No. West 5sth street
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-11-24

Frederick Townsend Martin gives a large receo-
ton this afternoon at the Plaza. for which a0o1t
a thousand invitations have been Issued
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-11-24

Mrs Henry C. Emmett gives q reception this az
ternoon at her home. No 80 East I'D street for her
daughter Miss Laura Emmett. for whom she viii
give a dance at Sherrys on December Il
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-11-24

"Oh. when" inquired the dainty lass
He wished to win.
with people OF our social class
Does love begin%
The hero of the lovely book
Best selling then.
Responded with a knowing look
III tell you when.
True love it seems. begins about
The chapter, ma'am.
In which the authoress runs out
OF epigramr
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-11-24

Mr. and Mrs. J. Borden Hartman. who have
rented their house. No. IS East 18th street, have
taken an apartment at No. 50 Madison avenue FOR
the season
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About People and Social Incidents

at 1890 O'Clock and q reception will follow az
whiIeaway the country home Of the BRIDES father
near Islip Miss Maria L. Moran viii be the bride
maid Of honor and only attendant Mr. Hollinss-
zvorth's best and ushers will be J. Gardner
Bradley. Bradish G. Johnson. T. Lothrop Ame1
Ralph NJ Townsend. Lawrence White, Philip Car
roll. Charles Pratt. Sd. and Casper Morris
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CTo pE CONTINUED,
eoo,siaess In Livery.

There is a ne~ once building In
Wall street that Is pilinz luxury on
luxury In the way of fittings and gen,
oral accessories to the point where IL
bids fair To be close rival TO the mar.
BILE and plush palaces OF hotels up
town. The latest outbreak In this
direction Is the uniformins Of the
Official bootblack of the building In .
pages livery. blue trousers with a
gold piping on tn, seams. a pages
short tunic with ever so many round
gilt buttons down the front and a
dark blue straight visorod cap with
the name Of the company tha, owns
the structure In gold letters on the
Front or course. this bootbiack
page is an Italian. and he looks er.
t-emely ho, and uncomfortable In bis
padded coat.
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Privileges Of Old Age.

That mention that I hay. acquired
new and great privileges by srac. Of
my age " not an uncalculntcd remark.
When ! i.aSscd the seventeen mile.
stone. ten months nRo. Instantly real
lied that ! had entered Il new country
and II new atmosphere. To NIL the pub
lie was b-eom. TccoInssably old. un.
dcnlabiy old: aud from that moment
everybody assumed u new attitude to-
ward meth. rcy"T.u; attitude grant
ed by custom to aE--nnd htfaisht~ay
the stream Of generous new privileges
began 10 fioN In upon IA. and f-fF-hh
my life. Since then have lived An
Ideal existence: and I now bcii-s"
Wha, Choai" said last March. and
which nj tha, time ! didnt credit: that
the best of life begins at seventy. for
then yoar work In done: you know tina,
you have done your best. let the quail
iiy of III" work be what II may: that
you have earned your hoiiday-a hoii'
day -; IHrae- and coni.nincnt-and
that h-ac-foTih. to I'll" setting II your
sun. nothing will break II. nothing In
'-Frupt 't.-MaTk Twain'R An'obios'
raphy.
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PEANUTS FOR YOUNG CHICKS.
Good Where Peanuts Can ee Grow,
Cheapiy.

Crushed fa~ peanuts arc good In
the baby chick ration. Last year I
used Ia bushels O. peanuts 'o feed
my mrs; brood of paT-,brcd Haired
Plymouth Rocks. - in number. I
sh-iicd the nuts By hand. crushed
ihcm with voDirn potato maahcr
aud ground them In a coffee mill. says
a correspondent, Of Farm and Home.
To be sure. II vas SLOW woTk to manu-
facturu quar-; of peanut meal. u;
~ss then mixed with stale iisht bread
that had been moIst-nci with sweet
milk.
This mixture Nas lightly worked in.
la a crumbiy mass with a table fork.
placed on pie tins. and given to the
chicks once on alternate days. As II
~ss saltcd TO taste. they d-sourci Il
heartily and grew amazingly.
They were yardcd in small In
closure until six weeks old. being
moved to fresh ground twice or thrice
week. and no, a puny one among
them. Corn bread. stale iisht bread.
millc,. curd. boiled potatoes and pea
nut meal formed their bill of fare.
with plenty Of pure wafer. milk and
green grass In their yard.
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POULTRY NOTES.

Give one feed Of good sound grain
daily.
Old plaster furnishes good lime ma.
,eriai.
when a chick frequently picks itself
II is lousy.
Late ha,ched puiie's will rarely lay
before spring
Pu, a few rusty iron nails In the
drinking water.
breeding geese should be kept
rather thin In flesh.
The best layers are generally in.
different table fowls.
Crusss Of bread We, with warm new
milk are unsurpassed for feeding young
chickens.
Giving meat as stimulant and
changing the food will keep hens in a
laying condition.
Geese begin TO lay carly in March
and will lay from II 10 is eggs: II
the goose does not show signs of be
coming broody. set under hens.
Dry ashes and lime sprinkied plenti
fully under roosting perches daily is
highly recommended as a dcodorizer
and preserves and Increases the value
Of manure.
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THE TRAP NEST.
Advantages Which Il oHers to the
PouItryman.

1t shows which hen lays the egg. 1t
shows just what each hen Is doing.
1t picks out the 30oegg hen. the
200egg. the 100-egg.i the 50egs and
the drOne. Feeding the drone Is one
of the greatest leaks of the poultry
man. e 0n @
1t picks out the winter layer. 1t
enables one to get acquainted with
each individual hen. .iI.l La-'li'
The frequent handling and moving
the hen from the nest tames her, ana
the tame hen Is n paying hen.
II prevents egg eating. as the cul-
prit Is easily detected and killed.
1t picks out the hen that lays the
the yellow egg.
II picks out the hen that raises the
best chicks. Not always the highest
scoring hen raises the winning chicks.
It Is the only practical way. the
breeder can pedigree his stock. Poui
try Will In time be pedigreed as In
other thoroughbred stock. Trap nests
may be- placed In n building or yard
away from the laying hens twhen
used for sitting hens) and they can
be removed once day for feed and
water. When they return to the nest
they shut themselves In and the other
hens out 50 they cannot crowd on
and break the eggs.
The trap nest IL simple contriv'
ancc BY which the door ls set ON u
trigger which Is sprung by the hen
when she enters. TIL. door closes
and sh. cannot leave the nest until
removed by hand.
a numbered band ON each hens leg
enables the owner to tell exactly what
each hen Is doing by writins her mum
b.r on the eggs In the trap nes,.-
American Farm World.
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Yes. Why Not,

Not long ago a veilknovn play.
wright decided that he would like to
have a thea,er of his own In which
To produce his own plays. He didn't
have money enough to build II. but he
had wealthy friend in Wall street
As soon as the idea set in on him.
the playwright visited Wall street and
laid the scheme before his friend The
Wall street man put his feet on his
mahogany desk and listened attentive.
y. He admitted that he had few
hundred thousand dollars lying around
loose, yet wasn't particularly enthusi.
astic on the theater project "why
write plays7 he demanded, at last
Write checks"
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Copyiishi. ia1. Dood Mead : Co. n. ]
SYNOPSIS.

Burton n. BnTnes. a wealthy American
touring Corsica, re5cu-s the youn. Eng
iish lieutenant. Edward Gerard Ans'ruth-
daughter OF the PaoiIs, from the muir
d-rous vendetta. understanding that MS
. rsward & ~ to b. ~, nnna 81 ~ ~ ,! ~ fy ne
IiHh lieutenant: Tn. four ny from AJhg-
cio to Mars.iiies on board q. French
sues and ns the quartet are about 10
board the train for London at MhrS.lllcs,
Marina is handed mysirT!oan note
uies u pos;poncmcnt ~ the Journey.
Barnes and Enid ar. married. soon
after their wedding Barn"s' bride dis
been kidnapped and taken 10 Corsica:
'rh' groom secures "a fishing vessel and
.spInra when h. hears scream from
III. villa and PUSHES back to hear that
Ans'rI,hsr,a wifr. MaS;ns. Is sl.e ,niss,
Corsica without delay. and - IL. leaves
th. search for Marina to her hupbtn.
while he goes to hunt for Enid. Jus, be-
fore HaFn-r' boat lands on con!ca's
rhor- Marina !. als'oN-rrd hidlns In a
corner OF tho vessel. She explains il.i
Barn-h f-SCE- his Nif- FROM the corHl-
cans. When Barn~n AMI Marina arrty.
i:nid Informing lin 'I ,,a, tie siaSapIns
Ir for the purpose 0f -ntrappns HaFn-a
=" III. vendetta may iii him, BIrn-r
,h-ir f-srsh for Enid, They soinr iH
sight of L-r and her -ap,ofs In tho Coral
ran mountain wIlis Just a. the night Hp'
proachrs- In b~-sinx ah-it-r from
storm the courl. -ntrt .. hermitage and
there To their anas-mSnt they discover
Tomas-o. the Tester father uf Marina.
who was supposed is have ts-s-n Killed by
liz Hrlioy's soldiers. and for Who's. death
ltarn~n had b-'-n N~ni-tts~i. Tumasso
learn. that NhTtnh'a husband did not
Nil her brother, Many wrongs arr rixslts
.s.i. Harns. 10 surprised In the hermitage
by RochinI and itomano. the t~o d-trsl.
81 bandits. who had bs.-n searching for
bandits a,'"mp, to take away Marina.
HaFn-- darts uu, the donrs The bandits
start To pufau., but tE-y reach tts
dear both arr laid iaw by ,tarn-s' frNat-
Yer. Ncmt-Ts OF the it-lIago.sla -ai-f
ani itsfn-- IL honnfs,i for his sr-ss a-fN.
i.~ q. the community la kIllinE the ha'-si
Hnchtni and Romano. THE release pf
t:nid /. pto,nis-J. tisrn-. 4. conveyed In
triumph to Haeosusno5 Marina arauainis
the ltrlisrasgia with Salis-N's pint
against her husband sni the p-ori- ar
Instructed to Npis asainst nitn at t.r
coming election tiaFu-a 10 ipk-n 10 tho
mansion Of tho t'aaiis to nur' Enid
Marina receive. g.lssfsm. Sl.s starts
for uts,ia to meet h.f husband Enisf'
ins the ruam io zI~-t his wife haru-s is
i-siidsrr'i I" nnd the s..ls. nini,ss l..
tt-lt- ularswpssst. htit not Enid Bile had
i,--n substituted for Tho Amsrtrsh's bride
bY a shrrpd plot ilruts AnstFutisr ar
fiS.s to nnd Marina anf learns that slt-
has been iur-si away hp tho t"l-sFafn
which had been sent by another without
his snnwl.isr. tn. Ia" start in srsfCh "r
Marina.
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hurry sions. though the poor sailor
saddle.
Il have a little. answers Barncs.
You think Enid taish, be with Ma.
Tina7-'
Yes. u Ciprisno Daneila has her.
lie apparently wants a chance at my
life u Saliccti misses Il. lie may have
taken Enid to some out of the way
place. SO that striving TO md her I
may die In his vendetta"
SO he aad Edwin walk their horses
up to the junction Of the MorosaElia
road.
Did you ind that flower herey' he
asks Edwin.
"Ye.. pretty well toward the middle
of the path"
Tho--h the moon has just risen they
can nnS no more cyciamen blossoms
and here sudden complication con.
fronts them. Another road leading to-
ward the northwest and running to
Novella, Belgodere and the lie Rousse.
also leaves the Bastia road at the same
point. ...s.
''tt is just as probable that Marina's
course was directed toward the north.
west as toward the east In fact. IL Is
a toss.up which way your wife went"
remarks barnes. Now. there is only
one way to settle i,. II this cyclamcn
flower means anything That Is for
you to investigate one road and the
other rt
So Il is arranged that Barnes takes
the road toward the lie Rousse. and
Edwin follows the path leading to the
east toward Morosaglia. FE-f
"If l find no more of these flowers
going toward the northwest, I'll return
here and follow vou.- remarks burton.
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The block next to the can is securely
then being sold"rrd to prevent leaking.
The handle-block is boit"d tightly to make
. good nj.
made from ~ inch lumber. about four
inches Wide. The block next to the
tub or tank is cut out accurately to II,
and nailed on from the inside Of the
tank. On arriving home I needed an'
other straincr tub. so made one with
n homc'mad. gate M shown In the
cut. While this worked very well on
honey at ordinary temperatures II was
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The Proud Widow.

"Thnt famous editor and statesman.
Charles Emory Smith," said u Philadei'
phia journalist, was u modest man.
He believed In modesty--even In jour
nalism. He thought II paid no better
for Il newspaper than for a man con
tinually to be Dragging.
II once drew up a prospectus for
him. There were several blatan,ly
boastful paragraphs In II. and Mr.,
Smith ran his pencil through them all
' II ! lot this go. he said. 1t would
be pretty near as bad as the epitaph
that the young widow carved on her
aged husbands tomb. This cpitaph
said:
'' Sacred to the memory of John
James Greer. aged cirhty.four. who de.
parted this life bitterly regrettine that
he must leave forever the most beau
tiful and best OF wives
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CHAPTER xvI.-con,invss.

So they spring OF their horses and
dear old Monsieur Stanc. rccosnisins
the American. is about to offer them
rooms when they both suddenly qnes
'inu him and learn to their concern
that no lady has arrived from the In
terror this day a, his hotel.
she Is drawn by two horscs driven
by an old Corsican with a beard sry.
"rai weeks old" says iiarncs.
1T doesn't matter ho~ she was
driven: no lady has arrived here. gen
;i-mrn."
Then Marina must have gone to in,
Guirc at the steamer oficcs as TO when
III arrive cries Edwin.
Mon Dicu'" calculates Monsieur
STATE. his eyes lighting up. you are
the young English naval officer whose
wedding TO Madcmoiscilc Paoli created
such an eScitemcn, in the island two
weeks ago. believe me. Monsieur.
your wife Ia not in Bas,ia. or should
have heard Of II. Everybody here hon.
ors the name Of Paoii-and your sweet
spouse Is very much loved Tor her own
dear self
Despite Monsieur STATES assertions.
the two young men stride out Of his
hotel. and though desperately fatiEucd.
make Inquiries at the otices of the
rraissinte and the Florio Rubaiiinio
companies. but no lady asking for ar.
riyins boats has been there. at all
events. none answering Martna's de.
scription.
we may have passed her on tn,
road" remarks Barnes sympathetical.
ly. his anguish making him feel for his
companion. "we1i give her two hours
to come in and overtske us-,~o hours
Of rest the poor fellow stretches his
limbs wearily. I'm flesh and blood.
Anstruther. You didn't climb noun.
tains all yesterday. as did
hut Edwin. being unaccustomed to
horseback exercise. though wiry
enough upon the ships deck. Ia stiff
and sore. Compelled from very IA.
tisue. the young men contrive to limp
tsGk to the Hotel de France, where
they are very we'll taken care of, and
swo hons' sleep measurably revives
them. Banos has had a shave and
would iools almost debonair when he
comes down to breakfast at noon. but
the cavities which hold his eyes alb.
normally frightened by anxiety give
the lie TO any appearance of liEhtness.
Anstruther is even more worried
than beforehand now as the day
draws on. without his wife appearing.
a look OF fear comes into the young
mans face that is horrible.
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Gazing at him, harnes mutters: "Are
you good for another ridee'
"Yes-where?" t
p.we must take the back track. 'says
the American. We rodeitoo rapidly
this morning. thinking Marina was
Just ahead Of US. for critical investi
gation.y : lt m III 15 ,a.i
s"Get under way" answers the lieu.
tenant. and the two ride out OF Bastia,
making Inquiries at every village and
learning nothing. fI
In fact. the peasants. as they get
nearer Ponte-alla.Lecchia. are too
much excited over the election OF the
morrow to talk about much else.
P.voting.day Isl TO be enlivened by n
race riot of the Lucchese." says one
whom Barnes Is questioning on the
highway just where the Morosaglia
sea. r-era1s. NIt
Edwin has dismounted and Is SLOUGH
Ing moroseiy about the road to ease
his tortured legs.
f!s-why don't they wipe out these mu.
unous Lucchese?' says the officer In
quarterback tones as they get on their
horses again.
Then the native Corsicans would
have to work. These Lucchese come
over here from Italy and do the man
ual labor for them. l.nt ! can find no
trace Of your loved one or of mine. "
adds Harness. almost despairingly.' as
they ride along the road. their In
quIrics growing more close and per
sistent till they reach corte.
Together. diBconsolnteiy. the poor
fellows force themselves to try to eat.
The election excitement Is growing
higher. GRASS band comes past. at Its
head placard. Vote for Sgiiceti!'
and Barnes gnashes his teeth.
Hut turning from this. he rather
curiousiy says suddenly: ''Anstruthcr.
you've got flower In your button
hole"
"Oh. yes. I was so miserable hardly
knew what I wns doing. ! picked up
this crimson thing In the road when
you were taiiSin. to the peasant who
was telling you of the I.ucchese riots
down mt Orc.xa."
There WIS no tree bearing the now'
or where you picked II up asks the
American suddenly.
No. I think not. I don't believe
there WAS shrub OF any kind within
u hundred feet Of Il. Why do you
ask" for the others tone Is excited.
why. bccauH. that's III. cycinmcn
flower. one of the kind Of which Ma
Tina bore whole branches in her car
riaEc. Was there q branch attached!
To itg'
Il think ;hcrc waH. Hang Il. re-
member. I pulled II on. what arr
you driving at?''
well could that flower have been
dropped at the entrance of the Moro
sssiia road with dcsisn BY your Wife
out of her carriaEc.''
The English seaman sgHps for breath.
bu, tired as he is and stin as he In he
s,nExcrs up and says hurricdiy:
Gomez" and tho Two. through the
nisht again. for I, has grown very
dark. ride down To Pnn'eaiir. i.~crhia.
"iiy heaven. wish We had hope Of
my sister also" says Edwin as the,
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holes in the side. thus letting part Of
the heat out into the hover and the
balance in the broodcr above. The
heat reservoir. q. between the sheet
iron. X. and the floor. c. is abou, one
inch deep. The tube. =. should not
touch the sheet iron. merely extending
through the floor. G. Il takes the least
oil Of any brooder I ever operated.
In the cut, 4. is the paper roofing
over inch matched boards. II: c is
board floor of same material: ID are
small windows. + is the hover. II are
holes In each side of the brooier for
the escape of gas and fumes, l. shows
door to reach the lamp. n air space
below the floor. ..k...
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CAUSING DISEASE.
Unhealthy Conditions Which Make
PouItry.keepins Improbable.

Diseases iik. Tonp. chick"npoS and
cankcT-d mouth rcSui, from Nth. lice
and bad grain diet. These diseases
are met with .ycrywh-r. throughout
the Who'll. country. tonp IL cold
developed into - chronic state and
affects chicks worse from 10 weeks
tn six months old. The hest pT-s"niiv.
IL u system of exercise. with houses
free from draft and dampn"ns aud
ff-- from lice. combined with a va
ri.ty Of food. Plenty of charcoal put
Into the ground food and also In a
place where they will have aec-RH Ia
IL. will prevent chick"npoS or dry
roup. rs II IL sometimes called. II
viii aiss prevent cankrrs from form
ins In the ui-mhTan. Of III" mouth.
Charcoal absorbK the pnisonR ,ha,
cauS- ch--sy matter Ia form In the
mouth. In winter more than % per
cent. of the dis-asSss .aInoaE poultry
are caused by the presence OF ie-.
lack of exercise. and overlooking OF
the poultry. and aisa a lack OF shelter.
Dampn-sH and drafts are common
causes Of diseases. I md. says a writ
NJ poultry ar" subjected Z" these dis
vases. whether i, h. the pure brc"tis
or monsr-is THERE IL No Kind OF
feeding that will pTrS-nt diseases.
The feeding should bc pl"n'iful
enough 30 ,ha, all the fowls may =" 10
ruas, with a full crop of grass and
grain. Tho best balsuo-d ra'inns have
proved most effective. aud u iic- ar"
kcp, away this will b- strong factor
In keeping the poultry healthy.
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A nome.mAo eRooogR.
No, Hard TO Make and u VIII %
Good Service.

have mad" and used bToodcT
that gives good results. The material
Gusts abou, two dollars and handy
person can build one in day. The
Eas from ;h- lamp does not go into
the chick apartment a; all. but iiiicrs
around under the rpar. making u dTy
and warm. explains a writer In Farm
and Home. The lamp namc is about
three inches from the shce, iron. The
heat flows up gently through the
drum. =. which IL perforated with
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Homs.Made Honey.oa,s Closed.

inclined To leak with hot honey. !
then soldcrcd over all the naiihcads
and holes inside the tub. made tin
tube To n, snusiy In the ,~o-inea hole.
and Soid.fcd |, neatly on the inside,
But cscn then II is no, 80 good m the
regular gate. for hot honey: but for
cold honey I, works rs well aH on. can
wish. and will serve very well for
temporary purposes. while tho east
ID next to nothing. mo-
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pQlgElJJaRk;@ss}a;a, pQlgElJ ;@ssaa,
HOMEMADE HoNEv.eATE.
u Works First Rate Except with
Honey That 10 Heated.

Sometimes we need honey.gate on
very short notice: and. II not near
large supply house. We hardly know
what to do.
/One day ! made brief call at the
home and apiary of F. A. Powers and
was at once Interested In his home
made honey.gate. The general con
struction will be clear from the cut
says writer In Bee Culture. II is
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Give 1hem Green Food.

when chicks cannot get green grass
some kind Of cut green food is lndis
pensable. Lettuce, cabbage. onions,
etc. are good for this purpose but It
should not be neglected. u II is desired
TO have the chickens healthy. $3.50
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se,tinu a Hen.

In making up a nest TO set a hen
or turkey take barrel with few
holes bored in one side. FIRST put in
some fine earth. then thick nest of
straw or excelsior have the nest
"a, that eggs may not roll together
Barrels arc fixed TO close them up,
aud open them each afternoon, that
thr sltters may come out at their
will
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EXCEPT purina Leap Year.

Bunker-Has It ever struck you That
getting married Is equivalent to being
sentenced to hard labor for life?
Smiley-Yes.. but here is ono good
thing about It. A fellow generally has
the privilege of picking out his own
jailer.
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Simply Reversed.

BILL see he Is trying to have III.
judges sentence reversed"
Jiil-"What was the s.ntencc?"
Ten dollars or ten days
We'll. don't SO" what good Il would
do TO have II reversed"
why not?"
wouldn't ten days or ten dollars be
Just as bad d7"-YoukcTs Statesman.
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Color OF Euu Shells.

There is no difference In the coloi
of the yolk from different breeds, nor
individuality Iiut tho color OF the
shell Is niattcr Of breed. and the
color Of the yolk is governed By the
food.
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She Woulsin't.

Bertha's Mamma-Don't let me
catch You with Mr.. Staylate's arm
around your waist again, Bertha.
Bertha-WeI. ! should hope not
III see that the parlor door Is shut tho
next time, mamma
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-04-24
A Hard AIs.

Martin ". iii;ic'on. the eminent
S-W York lawyer. In noted for his u-n'
chant Wit.
al III" b.sianlns 1f his career.
said an Albany juds~ the other day.
''i.Il;i-inn hal an elderly. pr"sy. i1rE'
~in'i-d lawyer f1T an oPIsnacht In 80
assault caRrs
''Th- elderly lawyer in his eonriui'
ing addE"ss spuk" for siS h"uTr-sn Is'
'-Tminabl~. faERS. stupid speech. Thrn
i.i,ii"ion roar. lie smiled slightly.
looked At judge and jury. and said:
Z" Your honor. I uiii follow the ~.
ample Of my learned friend ~hn has
Just concluded. aua submit ID" case
~ithau, aTEum-nt.' Los Angeles
Times.