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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
WANTS HONEST TARIFF REvIsIol
ANCIENT SKELETONS FoUN
THREE NEGROES LYNcHEr
Oceanic s. s. Alameda bound ios

Oceanic s. s. Alameda bound TO-
San Francisco. passed at ~ IN.
Weather promises well but there is
no dependence to be placed In south
west winds.
Take Cooper's medicine chest for
coughs colds, corns, warts and bun
ions. ..,
Old Doctor Kent, the Tlmid Cen.
SENTATIVE. Working hours-day and
night till the job Is done.
SELECTED LOCALS.
III you feel a little pale
Think Of Jonah and the whale,
And the frightened face of joiner,
I'VE are dry!r the Captain shouted,
So we staggered up the stair
The mules are using their hangers
to make toothpicks for us. ''
We all feel safe because our Cap.
tain sticks to the bridge" ..'
Mr.. David Worthington has kindly
placed his law library at our disposal.
Consult the legal authorities.
While passing the Gin House n
black cat few aboard. Mr.. Daggett,
always out of luck. suspects the cat.
when walking on the dack, stop for
refreshments at the kitchen ventil.
atOr. t" (adv)
LITERARY DEPARTMENT.
Cleaning, rolling, vigorous sea;
Tribute unstinted ! pay to thee,
| Oo-roop! Aye-youp! Oh-oo-rookee!
There's toast and crackers and warm
'..0 beef tea. &C.,
Jim he raises sugar In "non-contig-
! nous" territory: that Is he owns the
land. His White Relatives refuse to
do the work so he gets Brown Broth.
ers to do It. .. "
II didn't pay very well. but Of course
Il had to be raised and raised there,
so Jim got the folks at home to tax
! themselves to pay him to do what
other people wanted to do cheaper.
The Brown Brothers got gay SO Jim
asked the Folks at Home TO tax them.
selves to pay for ships and sails to
keep the Brown Brothers from being
too gay. The Folks at Home did so.
Then the Brown Brothers offered t.
! ship the sugar they raised for Jim
cheaper than Jims White Relatives
would carry. This OF course would
have spoiled the sugar. SO Jim asked
the Folks at Home to tax themselves
, to pay his relatives for owning ships
Perhaps they will. II looks to some
OF the Folks at Home as tho you can
raise sugar In Hades or raise Hades In
Heaven II only you have the Price and
pay the Bills. Meanwhile Jim Is all
right Sometimes he says, Brown
Brother, up!" sometimes, Brown
Brother Down." G..
| AEROGRAMS. a.
Is Ruef Is still innocent. Appellate and
Supreme Courts.
| II you cannot borrow a Honolulu
Bulletin, buy one. Nothing but good
news.
Bryan deplores-views with alarm
and calls for a recount.
kiss. and the Press Is on you.
Preach, and you preach alone"
| Oakland Pastor.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
HONOLULU WEATHER
Wednesday, NOyemh,

Wednesday, November 25.
temperatures a. M, II. So m
~ 10 a. M, "A; noon, 70; morning
minimum, n. e
Barometer, s a. m. 1908; absolute
huiniai'y' n. M, G.SOG grains per
cubic foot; relative humidity, s n. m,
eo per cent; dew point, s a. m, sc.
Wihd--6 a. m, velocity 8. direction
~ r.; a, m, velocity 3, direction s.
~ ~ a, m, velocity 3. direction E.;
noon velocity 7, direction Il.
falniall during "a hours ended s a.
m, 90 inch -
Iotal wind movement during "a
hours ended at noon, 1871 miles :.
WIN. b. sTOCKMAN,
sectlon Director, Weather pureau.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
PASSENGERS BOOKED

b Per stmr. Claudlne, Bennett, for Hilo
and way ports, 8 .. m. Nov. 27.-Mr.
and Mrs. J. p. Cooke, Miss F'ude va.
sumori, Miss Takamada, Mrs. Iwana.
ga, Mrs. X. l.. Stevenson, w. M. Alex
ander, c. J. Austin'and friend. Father
Justin, Father Francis +. Stock.
Per stmr. kinau, Gregory, for Kauai,
Nov. u, . p. m.-Futher Victor. Mrs.
{. M. Cooke AMI 2 children, Mrs. Har.
ger, Mrs. W. 7. Rawlins, u. w. M.
Mist. y. Gay. y. A. knulsen and wife.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
LINEUP OF JUDICIARY
NINE FOR TOMORROW

The following Is the lineup of the
Judiciary baseball nine which will
cross bats with the team from The
Executive building tomorrow: Catch
err, Kopa-Akana; pitcher, BrunsAka-
ma; first base, Fernandez-W. Ewaliko
Bruins; second base. Babbitt-Thomp-
son; third base. Fernandez chilling
worth Marcallino; shortstop, Lee
Kwai; right field, Kopa-G. Ewaliko;
center field, Merriam (captainD: left
field, Sherwood; substitutes: Rawlins,
Keawe, Aona, Williams.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
WATERFRONT NOTES

THE STEAMER CLAUDINE arriy.
ed today from Hllo and Maui ports,
In order to allow the boys to celebrate
the THANKSGIVING Day here. Her
freight consisted Of 10 cords wood.
20 cases charcoal, 2S cases corn, 2
horses, s hogs, 1872 packages sundries.
THE klNAU, which sails for Kauai
on Friday, will not receive freight 10.
morrow, Thanksgiving She will sail
at O'Clock Friday afternoon.
Hh
THE MAUI will leave today for
Hamakua, Hawaii. She sails nj K
O'Clock with freight
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
HILoNIAN BRINGS
(CouHnusd from Yaes ~

In Honolulu last year and lost while
chasing grafters and all like cattle In
Chicago and San Francisco.
Miss Edith Lewis goes to the Is.
lands on a secret mission. 4
Miss NJ. T. Kluegel Is returning
home after several
wv. r.. Harrington Is finishing the
last lap Of n very pleasant round trip.
wv. Z. Burnham has the, plumbing
contract for Fort Shafter. Incidental
~ he Is looking for Josh Tucker and
other Scottish Riters. ..
u. +. Houghey will superintend the
Fort Shafter plumbing contract.
Miss N. r. Knight Is q Salvation
Army worker. H...
"E. +. Partridge Is making q short
pleasure trip to the islands. He may
go on to Australia.
"Mr. and Mrs w. A. Roberts and
child are returning 10 their island
home. s-. 20, 81 p
Miss N. ]. Wilson will visit with
her brother, Contractor A. A. Wilson.
20. +. Coard Is travelling with J. w.
Bergstrom. They will try to interest
Honolulu money In Ashland apple
orchards. d. .-. ~ - 7....'
Jas. L. Holt Is returning from a
business trip In the Interests OF Ills
Office specially company.
II. 4. Cooper Is Just from Wash.
ington, where he argued the famous
Lanai case before the Supreme Court.
20. r. Baxter Is an architect who
may locate In Honolulu He goes Into
/ sha nfF3ca NJ A rchitact 4 arr ......
| p. Z. Howes ID an automobile man
from the East who Is to take posi-
ton with the Won Hamm.Young com
pany. ,. ..t
I'd. l.. wilmington argued the Bierce
case before the Supreme Court at
washington.
4 "Mr. and Mrs. Randolph, Miss Ran
dolph and two sons are from Nevada.
The Randolphs have two daughters In
Honolulu. They may all remain In the
islands. 'r' '.. ''r''' F""
| ~. r. Daggett IL making his annual
winter trip to Honolulu. The furni'
ifure Tor his kaimuki home Is on the
Hilonian. - -.
miss Perry Is from the East and
Will visit with her relatives. the John
Drews, -.
John Drew Is returning from a
round trip. during which he bought
out the Emporium, won the race track
and all the horses and took cold
Thanks TO Old Doctor Cooper John IL
again ready for business.
Mr.. TrOwbridgs IL returning ia
Hilo. Is Is
Mr. and Mrs. John Fleming are re-
turning from two months honeymoon
tour OF the Northwest and California"
On Sunday evening an elaborate
concert was given IN the social hall
where Mr., Trowbridge. the Misses
German. Mr.. Cary. Mrs. Roberts
Messrs. Drew. Klitgaard. Fleming and
harrington played the parts OF instru
mental and vocal soloists with the pas
sengers Joining In the chorus. >
On Saturday at noon the ocean,.
liner Alameda was met and exchanged
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
PASSENGERS DEPARTED

Per Hongkong Maru. Filmer, for
Japan, ) y. M, Nov. 23.-J. Boyd, D.
w. Boyd, X. lwakami. James McGreg.
or, J. w. Cruft.
Per stmr Mikahala, Tullett, for Mo.
lokai, Nov. "a. p. m-Dr. HOLMAN
and wife, Father Emerson, Father
Thomas. .'
Per simr. w. G. Hall, for Kauai,
Nov. "a, 3 p. m.-Mrs. NJ. Burke, Choy
Chin and wife and family. Father Jul
Il,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
NEW {. TO-DAY
NOTICE.

Is hereby given that Loo Zip has
sold his entire interest in the firm
doing business under the name and
style of Sun Lee Tai & Co.
4167-3t SUN LEE TAI 4 co.
4167-3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25

New moon Nov. % at 1880 a. m.
Hawaiian standard time Is ~ hours
30 minutes slower than Greenwich
time, being that Of the meridian OF 15'
tegrees 80 minutes III o time whistle
blows at /: 80 p. m, which is the same
az Greenwich, y hours 0 minutes. Sun
and moon are for local time for the
whOle group.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS
Entered for Record Nov. %, 1908,

Entered for Record Nov. 20, 1908,
From 1o:30 a. m. to 4 .. m.
X J Iwakami to Take Okumura. . ID
Alfred Rocha to Likiao Akui. ....L
J b Castle to + f Conant. ..... AM
r c A Peterson tr by mtgee to
william X Castle IT.. =. Fore ffdt
Kaola (w) to Chang Tong .......D
Tong Chang Wal to Tong Ting. BIS
Elizabeth w Werner ct al to c
AkeOni l.
Mutt Bldg 4 Loan Soc Of II Ltd
to J0ao Reizentes .a........ Rel
Alice Metcalf to Jennie X Mclean ID
Thomas A Kiakona and VT to Mutt
Bldg 4 Loan Soc of II Ltd. M
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25

IN FOREIGN PORTS
Wednesday, November 25.

SAN FRANCISCO-Sailed Nov. "a:
s. s. Arizonan. $3.50 p. IN, for Homo
lulu.
SAN FRANCISCO-Arriv Nov. 20:
U. s. A. r. Crook. hence Nov. II.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Nov. %:
8. 8. Korea. for Honolulu.
KAHULUI-Sailed Nov. "a:
y. 8. Texan for Hilo.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
ARRIVE

Wednesday, November %.
NJ. N. s. S. Iiilonian, Johnson, from
San Francisco, a. m.
Stmr. Claudine, Bennett. from Hilo
and way ports, Ash u. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
DEPARTED

Tuesday. November "a.
Stmr. w. G. Hall, Thompson, for
Kauai ports, 5 p. m.
Stmr. Mikahala, for Molokai and
Maui ports, y. m.
II. X. X. s. s. liongkong Maru,
Smith, for Yokohama, . p. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
A KNOCK

Waiter: Did you order beef Ia
mode. sir? Crouch (impatiently):
Yes; what's the matter; are you wait
Ing for the styles 10 change 2-Phila-
delphia Press.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
SUBSTANTIAL PROOF

She: Am ] really the dearest thing
on earth to you, Harold? He: II you
doubt my word, darling, / have the
bills to prove it.-Baltimore Ameri.
can .... .....
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
Wm. M'KINLEY LODGE Nos, K.ofP.
HONOLULU AERIE lao, F. o. E.

Meets on the 2n& and Attn WE'D
NESDAY evenings Of each month al
1880 o'clock in x. of p. Hall. corner
Beretania and Fort streets.
Visiting Eagles are invited to at
tend.
". L. FRAZEE, W., Prest.
II. T. MOORE, Secy.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
SAILING TODAY

Stmr. Maui, Bruins, for Hamakua
Hawaii, y. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
ROOT DENIES TREATY RUxoR

WASHINGTON D. c. My Root denies that treaty
United States
Chnas No treaty Of this contemplated
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25

discovery of large natural reservoir under the Ga
but authoriaiyey
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
RELIEF DAMAGED, But SAFE
B L i - y
MANILA L. s44The hospital snip Relief Is sorsorgon
Southern badly typhoon All board sa
PART OF eAruN DAM SINKS

COLON hmus Panama Noy ga portion of the Gatun dam
has ''.' ''
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
HAWAIIAN TRIBE No. l, I. 0. R. M.

Meets every first and third Thurs
days OF each month at Knights Of
Pythias Hall. Visiting brothers cor
daily invited to attend.
A. r. ARLEIGH, sachem.
A. L. MURPHY, c. OF II.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
MORNING Posi- pRopRIEroR DEAD

LONDON, England. Nov 24.-Sr Algernon Borthwicl
the Morning Post is dead He seventy eight years
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25

= BULLETIN ADS PAY =
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-25
BIG SNOWFALL AT SALT LAKE

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah. NOV. 24.-An unpreced
fourteen inches occurred in thsstity yesterday
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1908-11-13

at Newport and in Florida, and yachts
and gold mines, and she could be the
queen of them all il she would only
say the word, and she was just going
to say the word, or something, and
had his fat, pudgy hand in both of
hers, and was looking into his eyes
with her own liquid eyes, and seemed
ready to fall into his arms, when I got
up behind him and lighted a giant fire
cracker and put it under his chair and
just as the fuse was suffering, said:
Pa, ma wants you at the hotel" and
the fireworks went of, the woman
threw fit and Pa raised up out of the
smoke and looked at me and said:
Nov, where in blazes did you come
from just at this timer" and the head
waiter took the woman into a private
room to bring her out of her fit, the
walters opened the windows to let the
smoke out, and the crowd stampeded,
and the police came in to pull the
place and find the anarchists who
threw the bomb, and Pa took me by
the hand and we walked up the side
walk to corner, and when we got out
of sight of the crowd Pa said: Hen
merry, you ma amt here, is she?" in a
pitiful tone, and l said no she wasn't
along with me this trip, and Pa said:
"Hennery, you make me weary" and
we walked along to the hotel, Pa ask
ing me so many questions about home
that it was a like a catekism.
When we got to the hotel and went
to Pas room and 1 told him what /
had been doing since he abandoned
me, he said he was proud of me, and
now he had plenty of work and adven-
ture for me to keep him in.
He said he had tried several air
ships, by having someone else go up
up in them, and that he was afraid to
go up in one himself, and he seemed
glad that l had been ballooning
around home, and he said he could
use me to good advantage.
asked him about the woman he
was talking to about marriage, and he
said that was all CUFF, that she had a
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1908-11-13
HE HUNTS DOWN
HIS PA IN PARIS

The greatest relief I ever expert
enced was getting off Of that cattle
ship, which l did somewhere in
France, because the ship had become
so foul smelling that one had to stay
on deck to breathe, and there was
no more fun to have, cause the Off
GERS and crew got on to me, and
everyone expected to be blown up or
electrocuted il they got near to me, and
the last three days they wouldn't let
me eat in the cabin or sleep in my
hammock, so I had to go down with
the cattle and eat hot bran mash, and
sleep in the hay. Gee, but when you
eat hot bran mash for a few days
you never want to look at breakfast
food again as long as you live.
traded my electric battery to a
deck hand for suit case, and SO
looked like a tourist, because went
to hotel and got a square meal, and
had porter paste some hotel ads.
on my suit case, and took train for
Paris, looking for Pa, cause I knew
he wouldn't be far away from the
bullyvards.
/ left my baggage at hotel where
we stopped when we were in Paris
| before, and the man who spoke shat
tered English told me Pa was room
ing there, but he was not around
much, because he was being enter
| tanned by the American residents, and
had some great scheme that took him
| away on secret expeditions often, and
| they thought he was either an an
| archist or CRATER, and since the as
sassination of the king and crown
prince of Portugal the police had over
| hauled his baggage in his room sever
| al times, but couldn't find anything
| discriminating, so l had my baggage
sent to Pas room, and went out to
| find Pa, and pick up something that
| would throw suspicion on him if he
| showed any inclination to go back on
me when found him.
1t was getting along toward dark
when l walked down a bullyvard
where Pa used to go when we were
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1908-11-13
EAGER TO WORK
Health Regained by Right Food.

The average healthy man or woman
useful task or employment.
But let dyspepsia or indigestion get
hold Of one, and all endeavor becomes
a burden.
"a year ago, after recovering from
an operation writes Mich. lady, my
stomach and nerves began to give me
much trouble.
''At times my appetite was vora-
cious, but when INDUCED, indigestion
followed. Other times had no appetite
whatever. The food l took did not
nourish me, and l grew weaker than
ever.
Il lost interest in everything, and
wanted to be alone had always had
good nerves, but now the merest trifle
would upset me and bring on a vio-
lent headache. Walking across the
room was an effort and prescribed ex-
ercise was out of the question.
Il had seen Grape-Nuts advertised,
but did not believe. what read, at
the time. At last when it seemed as
if were literally starving, began to
eat Grape-Nuts.
Il had not been able to work for
year, but now after two months on
Grape-Nuts / am eager to be at work
again. My stomach gives me no trou-
BILE now, my nerves are steady as
ever, and interest in life and ambition
have came back with the return to
health"
There's Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read 'The Road to Well
ville," in pkgs.,
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are gcnuines true and full of human
Interest.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1908-11-13

husband who had invented a new air
ship, and he was trying to get title
to it for use in America, for war pur-
poses, and that the only way to get
on the right side of these French wom-
en- was to talk about marriage and
money, because for money any of
them would leave their husbands on
10 minutes notice. He said he had ar
ranged for trial of the airship the
next day, from place out in the coun-
try, and that l could go up with the
inventor of the ship and see how it
worked and report, SO we went to bed
and 1 slept better than had since l
shipped on the cattle ship.
In the morning while we were Ia
king baths and preparing for break
fast, found that Pa had been flying
pretty high on government money,
and he had all kinds of gold and paper
money and bonds, and he made people
think he owned most of America.
Pa asked me how the people at
home looked upon his absence, and if
they advanced any theories as to the
cause Of his being abroad, and / told
him that everybody from the presi-
dent down to Rockefeller knew about
what he was out looking after, and
that when / left Bob Evans at Fort
ress Monroe, he told me to tell Pa
to send mess of airships to him so
he would meet them when he got to
San Francisco, as he wanted to
paralyze. the Japs If they got busy
around the fleet, which pleased Pa, and
he said: "Just tell the people to wait,
and l will produce airships that can
fight battles in the clouds, but it will
take time"
Then we went out In the country
about a dozen miles, and met the in
ventor and his wife, and the inventor
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1908-11-13

filled a big balloon that looked like
weineri sausage, with gas that he
made over fire out In a field, and the
inventor and / got on a bamboo frame
under the balloon, and he turned on
the gasoline that runs the wheel for
tseering, and they cut her loose and
we went up about so feet and sailed
around the country half mile eth
er way and watched Pa and the wife
of the inventor as they sat under
tree and talked politics.
We came back after while and Pa
was proud of me for having so much
nerve, and / told him the government
at home was complaining because Pa
didn't go up in the airships, cause
they said he couldn't buy airships in
telligently unless he tried them out.
and that il he didn't look out they
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1908-11-13
A l-inoujst.

The charm of Mrs. Ruth McEnery
Stuart's negro dialect stories was
greatly enhanced when she read them
herself, as she used frequently to do
in the early days of her fame, for
charity and church entertainments.
Her imitation of the negro dialect was
excellent, and her small son, who was
very fond of her accomplishment In
this line, frequently boosted of it
among the other children. Once, when
some of his schoolmates were vaunt-
ing the accomplishments of their sew
eral mothers, he was overheard to de-
clare:
well, my mother is smarter than
any of yours. She can speak two Ian
guages."
What are they?" demanded his
companions.
white and colored."
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1908-11-13
Seditious Literature.

United States Deputy Marshals Barnes
and Buckley, of the Eastern division of
the Southern district of Mississippi, ar
rested John o. Tombstone, of Wayne
county, on an affidavit alleging that he
he'd made use of the United States mails
for the purpose of sending certain sedi-
tious and threatening literature. The
affidavit specifies that on September 8, at
Shubuta, Tombstone did then and there
unlawfully deposit in postoffce of the
United States for mailing and delivery a
certain envelope that then and there con-
tanned a letter bearing threats, epithets,
terms and language of a threatening char
acter, tending to incite murder, arson and
assassination" In other words, Mr..
Toucnstone is charged with uttering of
might rider" literature, and will be called
upon to answer and show cause why he
should not be held.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1908-11-13
A Household Necessity.

.. 1 would almost as soon think of
running my farm without implements
as without Hunts Lightning Oil OF
all the liniments l have ever used,
for both man and beast, it is the quick
est in action and richest in results.
For burns and fresh cuts it is absolute
ly wonderful. l regard it as a house.
hold necessity. Yours truly,
S. HARRISON,
Kosciusko, Miss.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1908-11-13

in Paris before, and as l came to a
cafe where there was sign, English
spoken, saw a crowd out on the
sidewalk surrounding tables, eating
and drinking, and there was one big
table with about a dozen men and
women, Americans, Frenchmen and
other foreigners, listening to an ell
derby man Dragging about America,
and saw it was Pa, but he was
so changed that but for his bald head
and chin whiskers I would not have
known him.
He had on French clothes, one of
those French silk hats that had a fiat
brim and a bell crown, and he had a
moustache that was pointed at the
ends and was waxed so it would put
your eyes out
Pa was telling them that all the
men in America were millionaires and
unmarried, and that all of them came
abroad to spend money and marry for
eign ladies', to take them back to
America and make queens of them,
and he looked at French woman
across the table with goo-goo eyes,
and she said to the man next to her:
isn't he dear, and what wonder
he is not married before" and Pa
smiled at her and put his hand on his
watch chain, on which there hung
gold nuggets as big as walnuts, and
he fixed a big diamond in his scarf,
so the electric light would hit it
plenty.
They ate and drank and the party
began to break up, when Pa and the
beautiful woman were alone at the
table, and they hunched up closer to-
gether, and Pa was talking sweet to
her, and telling her that all wives in
America had special trains on rail-
roads, and palaces In New York, and