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The Washington herald., 1908-03-29

EreTybOdy works poor father
Jennie ties his new cTaEat:
Lucy hards him his Umbrella
He never has 20 ask where its al.
Mother cooks the incest dinaefs-
My. bir fathers getting fat.
ETGyb-dy's working father
For the price Of an Easter kat
The Washington herald., 1908-03-29

The meeting Of the Chancellor Com
manders' Club was largely attended, and
considerable business was transacted.
Plans were laid for the holding Of an en-
tertainment in the month of April. and
an excursion to Chesapeake Beach in
July. the proceeds OF these TWO enter
prises 10 be devoted toward defraying the
expenses Of a jubilee In the fall.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-29

expenses Of a jubilee in the fall.
On Friday last the grand chancellor and
his associate Grand Lodge officers paid
their fraternal spring visit TO Syracusians
Lodge. No. 10. the lodge Of which Grand
Vice Chancellor Albert Kahlert is an
energetic and honored member. All Of
the Grand Lodge officers were present
and a feature was the large number Of
the members Of Syracusians Lodge
Among the visitors present were Past
Supreme. Chancellor Edward Dunn, Past
Grand Chrnceilors Carter and Day,
Chancellor Commanders Melick, OF
Myrtle Lodge, No. .: Parello. OF Column
bia Lodge. No. g. and Past Chancellors
Hartford and Mockbee. OF Hermione
Lodge. No. y; Past Chancellor SheIla-
barger. OF William Mckinley Lodge, No
/. Philippine Islands; knight Murdock. Of
Havana. H.. and Grand Trustee J. +.
Skidmore. Remarks were made BY Past
Supreme Chancellor Edward Dunn, Grand
Master OF the EXchequer Crown. Grand
Master-at-ari.ss Wiley. Grand Lecturer
Haley. and Brothers Melick. SheIabar-
ger. Sherwood, Rsu. and Murdock.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-03
7sOo Acres Free

The Lakeside company has ?SoO acres
Of land under the Adams ditch that II
will give RENT FREE for one year
This includes the use Of the land and
water. The renter must clear and
place the land In cultivation. Tie rent
or gets all the crops bu, we reserve the
right to pasture the stutble.
The Lakeside Company,
]. Frank Adams. Manager.
Merrill Oregon.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-03

To th. Gto,,r~hl. co,p,v Zone, al
IN. STAT. C,,.,on N, E,.m.,h Co.n,v
~. Az. r,t.,,;,r.., ,.s,,,.,,. and I..
we tne uhse,''sneu' 'es,aen'. A"' 'e'
sa' voters d the rrcc,net oi spssso.
inves' IN sne eoa"'y !" N's"s'n ahu
s'ate OF oreson' snd sc'os' 'es'uen's
'ae'e," ."' ""o nA'e .e,uAy '''"e
'"e,e'n io' "o,e 'nan 'n'''y Gays I'M
mea'a,e'y pIeced'"s 'ns "A'e o' ,'x"'"e e
ana n'ine UNI" on, 'F"''o"' 90 ne'ecy
respectfully Petition your honorable
body to grant and issue to J. c. Ed.alI
and T. N. Edsall, Of the firm OF Edsall
R,o. -. iic.,s. ,o ali .n,r;,o,. vi,ou.
' "'e p''.' "o'''
iermen'ed or "a't, liquors 10 less guam
titles than one gallon, in the precinct
aforesaid for period OF one year, from
,h. e,h Jsv ~ Nav A u ,oos
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-03
Pasture For Rent

c. G. Low has leased the Hot Springs
pasture. comprising aoO acres, and will
take q number Of stock to pasture al,
$l.50 per month.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-03

"Give me q little time" said III.
literary young man, "and Will do
something that will arouse the coun.
try"
Three months later he had his
chance. he was peddlinS alarm
clocks In 4 farming district.-Lopdon
Tt.pitA
They WsrsNt Reestsrs.
a certain childlsss woman moved to
to suburbs and devoted herself to the
e9isiAg ot poultry. A witty friend went
ott 70 spsnA Tie day and was shown
49, let Il younS chickens.
'sThsss." said the mistress Of ths
plase e 10 Cornslia)-''thsss arc my
rAAA ! suppess some DAY youn have
thp0 go ssspoodsd The visitor Quisk-
M-LioDlneetts.
Why No Quit.
9Al-aave you stopped calling on
~ GIRL with the plaid bloussf
Tow-yss. It's Ill over thsrs.
1aEWhyi Father ob5setl
To0-0isss you. moi And I had
n(gvs snooSh to dodge al her hints
ayeut pooplAS ~ question also. but
!. y Il Now 593cf g ths csstsr d.
That neorsd me. and I've quit
1ndsa 1xpssss.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-03
FRIDAY APRIL 8. 1908


FRIDAY APRIL 3. 1908
ohsllsy end Turner.
There are pictures In Shelley which
remind 10 0f Turner'S. Pure llgh,
breaks into all It's colors and noodl
the world. which may be earth or scs
or sky. but b above all rapture Of
color He has few twilishts but many
dAwnA and be loves autumn for its
Wild besath and broken colors. Fire
he plays with, but cir and water arc
bis elements: thoughts OF drowning
are In al his work. always with n
sense Of strange luxury. He has.
more than any poet. Turner'S atmos.
phere: yet seems rarely, like Turner.
10 paint for atmosphere. II u part
of his habitual hailucinatiou; II comes
10 him with his vision or message.
clothing it.-Arthur Symons In Allan.
stc,
The Lien In Ne jungle.
Frederick Seloua. the African pio-
neer. says In one Of his hooks that ree.
ular habits and high living agree with
lions and other brutes and that those
-N.N..a a. -
N muee
eae@1 'esn '"os ms uunse'
~ N 'eos .uen .oeu n.O
W ~ NY J" o.o'e % Vpe ~
be shOcksd to learn that the lion
feeds on meat In the most advanced
staee OF decomposition because he h
too lazy to hunt for fresh meat. They
have taken II for xrauted that the
king Of the forest carries q hish head
~ be sweeps along over the plain, but
oslous says be trots along with his
had behind his shoulder like any
common cur.
~" eern "eeses per 70" oeSc
S. .Su..e IS. .nA'
VIM" ,se ,..as y. 'n
49, S sa.ss me H0y ~
1919 o.n w S.o
o osS. % 'oe @o'.'nS VI sa 50
.e'x, eco c0n''n.e~ uuu' sns se VI
AP.E aulns ws'ca s@s ne - sunsse
- e"n',n..v ss".
u"' "e'.s pv e"~. TOT ~ wucn
: s.nee mo@eot. iee most re-
.."'s :" .ou"ecs.oo VA" 'ne
.eo'e sssn tespec.s"y wnee We con-
lara snd Mount Hori, Oreeon. werc |
ispuitansousiy aGitated, y the fact
that The reGiop around San Francivco |
did not receive q single vibration. The
satiss face Of Inso county, Cal. was
chaussd and thirty.foar persons killed.
~ ."eseees ~ wer.
~ tns @s. y nA'is Senea.I su
'el W uy'ns 70 cnecH 'ne n'suu Vi
eanE s<sen "en. one POOR .eno~
came stemo'ne noos no' neealns
w3c teet was ss@ " nin. inoisnaht
sne '@pe'ent, Iuner, a. ne came near
~ I'M 'esneo IIo~ ms noss snu,
soeca!ns nun WIN ms swosu' seso
.a.Ipy. 40 oaeA' sh' ine wAn
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
BEARINGS.

In the course Of a year the Gene,.,
Electric company uses many thousands
Of dollars worth of diamonds and sap.
phires which are being constantly
shipped in from Australia. Holland.
London. Paris. Brazil and New Zea.
land. The stones are used for bearings
In electric meters such as are employed
to register the number of kilowat,
hours of energy used in the home. In
order that the meters shall be accurate
there must be practically no friction in
the bearings. The mechanism of a me-.
ter turns in proportion to the amount
OF light burned or energy used. The
wearing parts must be as hard as pos
sible. that constant use Will rot WA.
and create additional friction, conse
quently diamond and sapphires have &c
be used in tho shaft bearings. The dia-
mond is the hardest substance in til,
world, and the sapphire ranks a elias,
second. The hearings made Of the,e
precious stone have a long life. and
though they originally cost more. the,
are Me CHEAPEST in the long run.--Nnu
York Tribune.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
New Golf Scheme.

A distinctly new and unique scheme
in the golf cup line has been started
at the Dunwoodie Country club OF
Yonkers, N. Y, which is going in for
novelties this season. The member.
ship has been divided into classes, &C.
cording to occupation, and each group
has presented a trophy. Most Of these
cups in all probability will be given
a name distinguishing the honors. The
clergymen's cup. for instance, will be
known as the Domines cup. Among
the trades and professions that have
already assured representation are
lawyers, doctors, merchants, real es
tate men, advertising agents, journal
lists and brokers. Such plans for liven.
ing up matters have proved effective
as is shown by the fact that seventeen
cups were in competition during June
Six cups were won Memorial day
five were played for the Fourth OF
July, and 1--WE will be up Labor day.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
BITTEN BY MAD DOG
E. a. Young Was Bitten Ten Day,
Ago and Has Gone to Chicago
to Take Treatment.

E. A. Young left for Chicago Sun
day noon to take treatment at the
Pasteur institute for the bite Of a
lpad dog.
Saturday, July 25, Mr.. Young was
driving through the country about
% miles south Of town making the
rounds of the farm houses In selling
patent medicines for a wholesale
firm. At one residence he was met
by a dog that seemed rather ferocious
THAT made an attack on him. Before
MI. Young could drive the animal
off it %succee1ed in biting him, insert
ing tut Que tooth in his thigh.
Before he reached home his thigh
had swollen up quite large and it
raised some apprehension in his
mind chat the dog might possibly be
mad.
Monday he drove back to the farm
house and explained the situation tc
the farmer and they decided to XIII
the animal. . The brain was removed
and sent to Chicago for an examin-
alton. Mr.. Young said he did not
think the dog was mad but sent in
the brain simply tn satisfy himself.
He received wo d from Chicago
Saturday evening that the brain OF
the dog Indicated that it was in tie
first stages of madness. That settled
the thing for Mr.. Young and Sunday
he departed for Chicago to take
treatment Immediately. 1t will re-
quire fifteen days to remove the
possibility Of injury.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
ADulIlonAL LOCAL

W. b. George, the Milwaukee
agent. departed Monday - ming for
!. Chicago 20 attend to some business
matters.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. L. Meyer and
Miss Ogln departed Monday after
noon for . trip out to the Black
Hills country.
j.. j. Lahey, assistant cashier OF
the Mitchell National bank, arrived
home Sunday afternoon from his
trip to Chicago and st. Louis.
MI. and Mrs. ii. ID. Buttertield
departed Sunday morning for Chicago
and New York to make their fall
and winter purchases nf dry goods.
Sunday was the hottest day Of the
season. when the government ther-
moineter registered at 100 degrees,
which. was accompanied by a very
warm wind. After the exceedingly
hot day the wind shifted to the
northwest and a very cool breeze
made the atmosphere better.
Mrs George e. Langley, Of Willow
Lakes, arrived Saturday evening to
visit with her parents. MIR. and
Mrs. w. II. Wilkinson. Mrs.
Langley was injured In a runaway
accident on the fourth Of July and
she has been taking treatment Of
DR.. Slaman at Lennox for several
weeks.
DR.. and Mrs. j. q. Mccartney
and Henrietta returned home Monday
morning from a trip Of two weeks
which they spent In touring the
Black Hills country. DR.. Mccartney
declared that the Hills country col
tanned sceuic places of interest that
is we'll worth the time and expense
to see them.
When the grand lodge session OF
the Modern WOodmen Of America
was held at Madison about two
months ago the delegates elected nr.
+. w. Freyberg, Of this city. the
head physician.for the order of this
state, but it required the endorse
ment and appointment Of the head
officials. This he has just received
and thus the headquarters OF the
head physician of the NJ. W. A. are
transferred from Sioux Falls to
Mitchell.
e PeaIman. of Kansas City,
Kans., has just been appointed state
deputy for the Modern Woodmen OF
America and heswill make his head
quarters at Huron, as 10 as he gets
located. Mr. Pearman was in the
city Saturday evening for a confer
ence with DIR. Frevberg and Deputy
Perry. He has been associated with
tie work Of the Woodmen for the
past twenty years, and Ia years in
the field. and the last four years he
has been q special deputy working
over the entire Jurisdiction.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07

TEN. settling in the arteries and Joints
they become obstructive elements.
The blood stream %circulates imper-
fectly, and when once this condition
exists bad functioning Of every organ
Of the body results, and old age and
death gradually ensue.
Mind, too. has q great deal to do in
Fastening Or retarding the unpleasant
signs Of physical decay. Mental SCI
ence has satisfactorily demonstrated
ant thoughts act destructively on the
tissues of the body. while thoughts Of a
wholesome and positive character act
constructively.
And when the curtains Of 1.-The Win
dows of the soul' are drawn, when the
temples door is closed and a final 81
lence is within, when the spirit passes
the threshold to take up a lever and
finer edifce Of its own creation, science
assures us that the body lives on.
Here at least physical Immortality is
an assured fact.
Theology has ~irreligiously taught us
that the body returns to inanimate
dust The religious answer Of science
Is that 1t returns to God. The latest
word in the deld Of biology Is that all
nature, including the all mother soil,
Is animated and hallowed with the di-
vine principle of life.
More than this. matter is indestructi-
Bile and eternal. There Is not an atom
that can be lost in all the universe.
For this reason our bodies do not really
die. They are in the care Of the angels
OF the elements.
The peculiar cellular arrangement
that formed them into a beautiful body
may be caused to d~isintegrate through
the action Of the oxygen upon 1t, time
may change the position of the atoms
composing il. but the latter still con-
tain within themselves the sacred and
eternal principle Of life as much rs
does the soul. and they exist only to
enter into new and perhaps more beau
ttful combinations OF Nfe.-Health.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
0vEREATlNo.
Or. Wiley Soy. 1t Gauss. Tess Troub,.
Than Undertaking.

ThAn Undertaking.
Blessed is the man who does no,
know how he eats. says a doctor. a
mouthful OF food should pass on its
way automatically and without thu
knowledge of the man who chews IT
He who mixes mathematics with his
food by counting t%wenty-eight time.
on each bite is on the road to emacia,
ed. sad faced dyspepsia. Life has
nothing that is worth while for him
] fail to see the use of wasting tco
much time ON one bite while there Is
another just behind 1t inviting atten.
ton.
Some one quoted me as advising
meat eaters to bolt and not chew their
meat. ! did not give such advice, bu,
| pointed out two undeniable facts
the herb eating animals devote much
time to chewing, while the flesh eat.
ers do very little of it. A conclusion
may be drawn from these facts.
Overeating causes less trouble tc
the 8. stem than does undertaking, anG
were The score even between the two
It would be the part of philosophy tt
lean to the side of the partaker OF
much food, for a goodly part Of life's
happiness Is found ut the table with
d normal appetite. am against the
capsule men The time will never
come when they will have a place in
the world as caterers to palate under
ordinary conditions. 1t is entirely pos.
sible to cOndense the n~ourishment y,
a whole meai into a few pellets, and
these have their place-as, for instance
when it becomes necessary to make
enforced marches With the Eighties,
possible burden. But the system would
no thrive for long on such a diet, 70,
there must be the necessary bulk tt
supply the tissues and flush the sys
tam.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
Why James Lee Got Well.

Everybody In GAINESVILLE. O.. knows
Mrs. Mary Lee, Of rural route 8. She
writes my husband. James Lee.
firmly belives he owes his life to the
use Of DR.. Kings New Discovery. His
lungs were so severely affected that
consumption seemed Inevitable, when
a friend recommended New Discovery
We tried II. and its use has re-
stored him to perfect health" DR..
Kings New Discovery Il the King Of
throat and lung remedies. For
coughs and colds It has no equal.
The nrst dose gives relief. Try I'll
Sold under guarantee at Diehl q
Browns drug store. SOC and 500.
Trial bottle free. !.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
Lac. Made From Hair.

The most curious lace is called point
tresse. 1t is very rare and was made
Of human hair. French collectors say
that 1t exists in the present day only
In their cabinets. 1t was confined to
the early part Of the sixteenth century.
Margaret. countess Of Lennox. the
mother Of the wretched Darnley, sent
from the tower. where she was i'm.
prisoned when her son. Lord Charles
Lennox. married the daughter Of Bess
Of Hardwicke. a bit Of this kind Of
hce to Mary. queen of Scots. This is
Q very strong proof Of her belief In the
queens Innocence Of the quit that had
been imputed to her. The little square
q point tesse vas worked by the old
countess own hands from her own
gray hair. It was. inA fact, hair mixed
with fine dax.-London Express.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
nit THE Non.REsIDEaTs
Buffalo County Commissioners a,
sssssd Their Ian sat . Higher
v.lue Than Others.

The county commissioners Of
Buffalo county when they mel as
board Of equalization, a%doptsd.a rev
system OF assessing fam lands in
that county. They expressed the
opinion ttat non-restden, la, d
owners had for years been getting the
benefits OF the improvements which
the residents owners have been
making and we're contributing
nothing in any other direction than
by paying taxes. Consequently when
the hoard met they adopted the
system Of placing a portion Of the
burden on the non-residents. The
board assessed the quarter sections
OF all resident owners Of land at a
Hat rate Of $500, and all quarter
sections owned by the non-residents
at the HAT rate Of $500. When 1t be-
came known the non-residents at
once employed A. q. Hitchcock Of
this city to have the assessment set
aside or reaadjusted on an equal
basis. The case was placed before
Judge Smith of this city. anu In
rendering a verdict, the court held
that the non-residents had no redress
In the situation at the present time,
that It was their duty to have
appeared before the board of equali.
xation and made their complaint
according to the statutes. Inasmuch
u There Is . large quality Of land In
Buifalo county owned by non-resi.
dents the heavier part OF the burden
"a taxation for this year viii fall on
IN outsider.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
ONE WORD IN TIME
Is Better Than --wo Afterwards. 4
Chance to Profit by a Mitchell
Mans Experience.

1t is a strange thing how people
will put away an opportunity until
too late; its only little things that 70
to make up our every day existence:
the trouble Is we don't pay sufficient
attention to them. Backache is a lit
tie thing. Sometimes it comes after
a hard days work. or a slight cold.
1t Will pass OF, you say; it's only the
result of overtaxing my back. II
isn't the fault Of your back, but your
kidneys. The exertion or straininR
has interfered with their delicate
mechanism. You call it backache.
but it really is kidney ache. If the
kidneys are not relieved, chronic dis
orders set in, and this is where the
little thing" should not be passed
over. A Mitchell man has learned
to appreciate what delay means.
Robert B. Mayberry, living on Law.
Ter St.. Mitchell, s. D., y 81 am
confident that Doan's Kidney pills
have no equal for kidney complaint.
y have suffered for over five
from this trouble and my condition
became SO serious about three years
ago that I was told that l was run
ming into Bright's disease. The Sc
cretions from my kidneys were very
scanty and the passages painful and
scalded. My lower limbs became
swollen IT, twice their size. I was
finally told to try Doan's Kidney
Pills. l procured a box at Diehl &
Browns Drug Store and they gave
me the greatest relief. am going
to continue their use and am COINS
dent they will give me a permanent
cure"
! For sale by all Dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo.
N. Y. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan'-
and take no other.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
Excellent Health Advice.

Mrs. M. M. Dawson, of No. 37s
Clifford Ave-, San Jose, Cal, says:
1.-The worth of Electric Bitters as q
general family remedy, for headache,
biliousness and torpor Of the liver
and bowels Is 80 pronounced that I
am prompted to say a word in its fav-
or, for the benefit of those seeking re-
lief from such afaictions. There is
more health for the digestive organs
In a bottle of Electric Bitters than
in any other remedy l know Of" Sold
under guarantee at Diehl & Browns
drug store. SOC.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
10 Honor o. Young.

although this is decidedly irregular
and may establish a bad precedent, we
are willing to consent to q violation of
the rules of the American league.
which cannot do too much for Cy
Young said Presidsnt Ban johnson
as he gave his official sanction to the
proposed benefit for the Boston vet.
exan player. The game will be BE-
tween Detroit and Boston, Aug. Is.
and President johnson said the teams
could frame up any sort Of game they
wished. even to the point Of exchang-
ing batteries or any other feature that
would draw a big attendance.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07
A COOL GUN FIGHTER.
ehot his Man and Then tL~eisurs,
Procesded n, Sin = Cocktail.

Shot His Man and Then Leisursr
Proceeded IT, Sip a Cocktail.
When | went to Tombstone. Arlz.
In 1880 to practice law. there were
many desperate characters in that
community" said Hon. Marcus A
Smith. who has been delegate in con
gress from that territory for the big.
gest part Of the past twenty-five years
TAT one time | could have men,
toned by name no fewer than thirty
ave men who stood in the front rank
Of Killers With mi exception. l be
lieve there was not one of the entir.
crowd who did not die with his boots
on, slain by a bullet from a Colt navy
six or a Winchester. in the same fash.
ion he had himself meted out death
to many Of his fellows.
''lt was the inexOrable hand OF fate
that these semicivilized beings should
get their quietus by violence. Yet
some Of them were as gentle in their
ways as the veriest dude who strolla
mincingly along Pennsylvania avenue
and apparently as harmless. l recall q
fair skinned. blue eyed young fellow
al your killers have blue eyes-named
Harry Leslie. he was a Georgia boy
and evidently the child Of decent, well
bred people.
"One day while In the act OF taking
. drink in q saloon In Tombstone some
one whispered in his ear that an enc.
my was waiting just outside with d
Winchester and swearing to kill him
the moment he emerged from the bar
ROOM Putting down his untouched
liquor. LeAlie walked to the door
whipped out his revolver and sent q
bullet crashing into the brain Of the
intending murderer. who never ever
got his rife presented. 1t was the
most quickly acted drama l ever saw
Az soon as he watched his man fal
prone to the earth Leslie walked bach
as cool as if 1t were the most %triflirs
detail Of life and Ieisurely slipped hl.
cocktail.
Il was his lawyer when he was put
to trial for his life. and the jury &C
quilted him after being out only q few
minutes."-Baltimore American.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-08-07

Hiohbal, Sets New Worlds Mark.
Highball, the mighty son Of DR..
Hooker, owned and driven by Ed
Geers in the free for all trot In the
great western races at Peoria, ILL.,. re-
Gently, after covering the irst mile in
2:O6As winning easily from Margaret
o. and Orc. came back in the second
heat and made the distance In 2:O3A,
a worlds record for geldings in any
heat and equaling Sweet Marie's rec
ord for second heat made In 1907.