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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
Bonds Find Ready Market,

OF the S30,OO0,OOO of equipment trust
bonds of New York Central lines recently
offered for public subscription $24,OOO,-
coo was taken the first day. They were
offered at prices to yield from 4 to 5Js
per cent. 1t is understood that several
millions of these certificates were placed
abroad
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
A Way Out.

1t was at a theater In Manchester.
The king, aged and infirm, was blessed
with two sons He was pacing up and
down the stage with a wearied, trou-
bled look. exclaiming aloud:
"On which Of these, my sons shall I
bestow my crown?'
Immediately came a voice from the
gallery:
why not 'arf a crown apiece, guv-
uQr T-IAnEon Mail
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
His SyAteul-

How do you dispose of your garb-
age here?' asked the stranger. who
was gathering data for purposes Of
publication.
I'VE always throw ours in the garb-
age can said the man with the chin
heard. "but l don't know, of course
about the neighbors."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
nsulting.

I'm not going to that female barber
shop again. There's a rude girl there,
don't you know
What did she say?"
"Why, she looked at my musta wsh
and awsked me IL l would have II
sponged of or rubbed in"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
Pom @,

Said poetry teacher named Pell,
To his pupil who wrote rondel,
You would not know from Peter
A muse should you meter!"
Thus gave he the young willamette.
Yale Record.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
The Nfaunra Limited,

"Where are all those honeymoon par
ties?" exclaimed the reporter as he
hurried into the station. Are they
gomez"
Yes" laughed the station master as
he pointed to the turtle doves in the
waiting room, far gone"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
1t Surprised Her.

when my husband was in Spain
last year." said Mrs. Swellman, "he
succeeded in buying in quite a lot Of
the kings wines"
"Wsll, WELL" exclaimed Mrs. Nu-
ritch, "the idee O. buyin' second hand
wines !"-Philadelphia Press
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
Live and Let Live.

"Do you preach without notes." que,
ried a member of the church commit,
tee that was seeking a pastor to fill a
vacancy.
WELL" rejoined the good man with
merry twinkle in his eye. Il some
times have occasion to use bank notes"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
The Orphan.

please, sir, will you give penny to
a poor orphan?"
Certainly, my boy Has your faith
er been dead long?"
mo, sir He's the orphan. This
moneys for him."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27

The mysteries of scent will probably
never be solved, and il is a matter of
everyday observation that. while the
trained shooting dog will pass a sit
ting partridge. terrier or fox Will
find the nest.-London Times.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
Uncle Allen.

mot mentioning any names" said Un-
Gle Allen Sparks, i've noticed that the
only effect an exalted position seems to
have on some men is to make them light
headed. They can't stand the rarefed at
mosphere."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
o, Professor!

The professor was complimenting the
violin virtuoso on the excellence of his
playing.
by the way" he said, do you play
the Doctor of Divinity'?'
THAT is a piece l have never heard
off, answered the violinist.
Never heard of it - exclaimed the
professor. Fiddle D. D. "-Chicago
Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
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qoeq suoo II!A !llBd 'MouH noI Su!ql
lsIg sqL 'sIqnoIl eEpm ol su!oS SAUL
!llpd ueql Iesu!s IelBeIs s.eqs Ggs Ile
feql 'HeM-noG HuBqL a.! S! !u!zzeIleL
-Isqlo 10 su!qlsmos GIslleL-smvu Ieq
'.leqA-IeSu!s Msu s!ql lBql,, 's4IsdS
asIIV sIoul psloeVeI ..'GBs GeqL,
'asBosIOI EmooID s.usIIv sIoul
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
rrYofroom Horror,

PrSofroon Horror,
well, what do you want?" the proof
reader asked,
As he eyed the intruder with doubt
I'm just loafin'," answered the hyphcn,
And the proofreader hustled him out.
Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27

C0AkSA. A. IA.
Said She-You men seem to be fond
af hugging delusions.
Said He-Well, we are not to blame.
You women are such delusive crea-
turAa
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27

Chinese coffins are made of timber
eight inches to ten inches thick 1t is
calculated, therefore, that over S,OOO,0OO
feet of timber is utilized yearly for coffins
in China.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27

What is said to be the largest tele-
graph circuit in the world is that be-
tween London and Teheran, the capital
of Persia. 1t is 1000 miles long and Is
divided into twelve sections.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
Not the Same.

II suppose you have been pinched
by penury?"
mo, mum; the cops name was
O'Brien; he's Irish"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27

Inquisitive Passenger-How are thes<
cars heated?
Shivering Passnnger-By suggestion, I
think.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27

When a man does try 10 get n little
ahead in this world by saving his
money, people say he is tight"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
PILES CURED IN 6 TO ID DAYS.

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case OF Itching, Blind bleeding or Protrudine
Piles In to IA days or money refunded. soc.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27

ITO 81. VituS Dance ana all Nervous Diseases
fuN permanently cured by DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer, Send for FREE 81 trial bottle and
treatise. DR.. r. H Kii1e. Id. oal Arch st. Pha Pa
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
WhAI CAUSES HEADACHE
Caloric Hypnotism.

From October to May, colds are the most frequent
cause of headache. LAXATIVE BROMO QUI-
NINE removes cause. E. w. Grove on box Csc.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
Imprisonment for the maninulators ot

Imprisonment for the manipulators Of
trust funds is the recommendation of e.
z. Rittenhouse, commissioner of insur-
ance for Colorado, in a report Of the in
vestigation of the Provident Savings Life
Assurance Society ps New York
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27

Mo ners will find Mrs. Winslows Soothing
Syrup the b. st remedy to use for their chtldrea
during the tee thing period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
Only One "sROMO oulNlNE."

That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of e. w. GROVE. Used the
World over to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
Sometimes Happens That Way,

Throggins-Did you ever try making q
comrade of your boy?
Phogy-Yes; but it didn't work
found he was too old for me.--Chicago
Tribune
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
BAD BLOOD
THE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE

Of the body dependent for noushment and
strength When
blood
the
Its strength disease collect and
Pustuiar erupions pmpes as different
that the blood
much acid or the OF irritating hun
the result morbid unhealthy matter In the blood
tarfh Scou Contagious Blood Poison all deepseated
that will continue to long the remains
These impurities and poons find their blood
Often sluggish inactive condition the system and torpid of the
bodily the
form uric ana other acids which by tie blood and distributed
throughout the Coming contact with
another for the poisoning the Blood also breathe germs
sufficient quantity it becomes health
unfortunate to inherit bad blood perhaps
constitutional disease thev are
constantly annoyed and troubled
and until this vital fluid cleansed purified
blood
remedy discovered removes anv
and poons supplies the heat properties needs completely
and permanently blood diseases Of
M&0 A&&8 MsNM kind The action of S. S. S.
w. thorough that hereditary
IN A@ - and weak diseased blood made strong
&&SD C68& &EV0 healthy that disease
Rheumatism Catah Scroua, Sores
PURELY VEGETABLE and Ulcers Skin Diseases Contagious
Blood Poison, ETC., and does leave
slightest The whole volume of
blood renewed
harmless of the
Stores Book the blood and medical advice
TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-02-27
Stu ng!

StUn0S
A tired feeling once
Came over the busy bee.
Twas when a budding poet
Rhymed ii with vis-a-vis.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21

The Synod church was filed with
interested spectators Sunday morn
ing, when the annual confirmation
services were held. Rev. Ander-
sen, in his impressive sermon to the
conirmants, called upon them tc
realize what their pledge meant,
and emphasized strongly the neec
OF being constant in the faith
The following is complete list o1
the confrmants:
| Agnes Dalen, Edna Margrete XII
land, Alma Lucken, Anna Marie
Knutson, Esther Ida Olson. Ell:
Claudine Olson, Olga Bergittt
Kpudson, Sofie Toilette Tallakson
Aagot Josephine Kiland, Seren:
Genevieve Hilleboe, Clara Louise
Dengerud. Edwin Ferdinand XII
land, Peter Lawrence Nelson, Lar
Melvin Alvig, Murton Norman Tel
stad, Paul Augustine Anderson
Clifford Miner Hansen, Jalmar Ing
valid Sletten. Andrew Theodor Biz
keland, Selven Edwardson.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21
o9ITOAR ~
C. G. CARLSON.

Carl Gustaf Theodore Carlson of
New London died at his home Oct.
Is. at $40 p. m. He was a native
of Ringarum parish, Osterg0tland
Sweden, and was over 70 years of
age. He was for many years a
resident of Colfax township. but re-
tired from the farm few years
ago and moved to New London.
His wife Ulrika (Anderson) sur
wives him. They had no children.
Three brothers and one sister are
among the mourners-John Ph.
Carlson of Colfax, Wilhelm Carlson
of Wilson, S. D., Frans. residing
in Pennsylvania, and Mathilda, who
lives in Sweden. The funeral oc-
Cured Saturday, Rev. Seastrand
officiating. The stricken widow
has the sympathy of all in the loss
of her faithful life companion.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21
HZA.SX <..z /<2EsVNESSSEEE
lC..f]1 C..f18tks1s 81 J0TTING<

Gennessee. Oct. 2O.-Just at the
close of day last Friday another of
our old residents closed her eyes to
awaken on that brighter shore.
This time it was Mrs. Karin John
son, whose home was on the west
shore Of Lake Carrie. She had
been in fairly good health up to a
week ago. On that day she ex-
pressed wish to go and stay at the
home of her stepdaughter, Mrs. Err
nest Wilson, residing north of At
water. Her wish was complied
with, and she died at that place.
The cause of death was mainly old
age. Mrs. johnson was born in
Norway. Oct 80, 1880, being at the
time of her death nearly 78 years
Of age. She left her old home in
Norway and came to this country
in 1866, and was married on Dec.
16, 1881, to Mr.. Bolette johnson.
who died several years ago. He
was one of the pioneer settlers of
tennessee. Mrs. johnson had no
children, but is mourned by four
stepchildren namely, Frank Johnson
Of Minneapolis, John johnson of At
water, Mrs. Finest Wilson, at
whose home she died, and Alfred
johnson, residing on the old home
stead and with whom she has made
her home. She also leaves an aged
brother at Grove City. She was a
woman of kind and loving dispo-
sltion and true Christian, and
will be greatly missed from her old
home. The funeral was held last
Sunday afternoon at three o'clock
from the Swedish Methodist church
of Atwater, and the remains were
laid to rest in the Union cemetery
south Of town. The surviving rel
atives have the sympathy Of the en-
tire community.
Mr.. and Mrs. Erick EngvalI spent
Sunday a week ago at the home of
J. E. Barker.
John johnson left for his home
at Waverly last Thursday.
Mrs. Danielson and daughter,
Mrs. c. D. Nelson, left for Benson
last Wednesday for weeks visit
at the home of. Mr.. Lee of that
place.
Mrs. Selma Burnquist returned
from her visit with relatives and
friends in Minneapolis last Friday.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21
HAD BIG MEETING.
william Haywood Proved
Drawing Card Satur-
day Night.

William Haywood, the noted So
cialist. drew a packed house last
Saturday night. He was introduced
by M. C. Tollefson of the local or
ganization. Mr.. Haywood de-
nounced existing conditions in the
iercest of language. The Repub-
)ican, Democratic and Prohibition
parties were scored. The follow
ing extracts from his speech serve
to show his style of expression:
'It was a heart breaking sight
to see one million laboringmen
praying Tor political crumbs from
the Republican party. The Repub-
lican party told them to go to
b, and they went to Colorado.
A man has a right to steal and bor-
row but he has no right to starve.
| quote this from the good book
from the passage which tells of
Christ going through the cornfelds
with his disciples. They asked if
it would he all right to eat the
corn, and Christ replied PLUCK the
corn and eat thy fill but carry none
away If a mule down the street
saw a load of cabbage in a wagon
he would reach for it, and no one
would blame the hungry mule. and
| think you all have as much sense
as mule. A man has a right to
beg, borrow and steal but he has
no right to starve, because starya-
tion is suicide, and suicide is
against the laws of God and man.
preachers who don't know what
they are preaching about, editors
who don't know what they are writ
ing about, and politicians who
would not tell the truth on bet
tell you that the Socialists believe
in dividing up. No, we have been
dividing up too long, we propose
to keep it all. We would turn the
country from a political junk shop
into an industrial workshop. We
don't want charity. we want JUS
tice, and we are going to have JUS
tice.'
Mr.. Haywood went to Fargo from
WiIlmar.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21

coal, shipped in from the cities fol
their own use.
Mrs. Alfred Bergman went tc
Willmar Saturday to attend the con-
firmation , services of the Synod
church. Her sister, Esther Olson,
was one of the confrmants.
Miss Lena Botnen and Mr.. and
Mrs. E. L. Thorpe and son Marvin
spent Sunday in Willmar.
Mrs. C. Gustafson and son from
Dassel are visiting friends and rela-
tives here.
Mrs. Louis Larson went to Wa
verify yesterday to attend the funer-
al of her father, who died on Mon
day. The funeral occurs today.
Emil Ostlund and wife, of Nam
re, spent Friday with Mrs Ida
Bergstrom.
Miss Nora Odell visited at her
Willmar home Sunday.
Miss Esther Peterson has gone to
Minneapolis to spend the winter.
Miss Ida Dahlman was a guest at
the home of Andrew Elm north of
town last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Granlund of Mur-
dock visited with the Ostlund and
Berglund families last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emil Ecklund have
moved from the Jonas Lind farm
into the Mrs. Britta Anderson resi-
dence.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21
PEN n o CkITIS

Mr.. and Mrs. Emil Paulson and
Mrs. Hans Paulson arrived here
from Petersburg, N. D., yesterday
for a visit with friends and rela-
tives.
Albert Hoglund, son of Mrs.
Amanda Nicholson, had a runaway
late Sunday night. He was leaving
the home of Fred Fredrickson when
in some way his team became
frightened and ran away. Hoglund
wa; thrown out between the stores
in Pennock, and was found badly
bruised and cut up. He is at pres
ent being cared for at the home of
Pete Lind. The buggy, a brand
new c2c, was smashed, pieces being
found scattered all about the prai-
rie. 1t is not known whether the
team has been caught yet or not.
Ole Stanghelle returned home
yesterday from a two years stay at
Fessenjen.
James l.. Jarrett has gone Bryan
one better, and now has fine team
of mules, which he purchased in
Minneapolis. He also bought a
pony team for his son James.
Arrangements are being made
for bulletin service to report the
results Of the election at the Re-
publican headquarters.
About dozen farmers were busy
Monday unloading carload of
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21
SJOBERG-RUBLE.
Prominent Former Willmar Bow
Takes Unto Himself a Wife,

Yesterday afternoon at 5 O'Clock
occurred the marriage of Miss Edith
Sjoberg and E. C. RubIe, son of
Mr.. and Mrs. 0. E. Ruble of this
city. The happy event occurred at
the brides home in Minneapolis,
761, Sd St. E., and was witnessed
only by intimate friends and imme-
diate relatives. After honey
moon, Mr.. and Mrs. Ruble will 20
to Drisco!l, N. D., where fine res
idence has already been built for
them, and where Mr.. Ruble is in
the law and real estate business.
The Tribune joins the many Will
mar friends of the contracting par
ties in extending to them wishes
for long and happy married life.
Among those from here who at
tended the wedding were Mr.. and
Mrs. 0. E. Ruble, Mrs. Ludwig
Void and Mrs. Andrew Larson.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21
Jumped From the Flyer.

Axel Hanson and Edward Dokken
had a miraculous escape from death
or at least serious injuries late Sat-
urday evening. They were aboard
the late west bound passenger bound
for Pennock to attend a dance, not
knowing that the train was not
scheduled to stop at that place.
When they realized that the train
was going thru, they jumped, and
as the speed of the passenger was
something like 40 miles an hour.
one can easily realize that they
struck the ground with some force.
Dokken, however, escaped with only
a few scratches and bruises about
the head and neck, but Hanson was
badly bruised, and a Doctors ex-
animation later revealed that hts
right collar bone was broken. AS
luck would have it the east bound
way freight was on the siding, in
charge Of Albert Gorwell, and he
and his crew helped the injured
ones and took them back to Will
mar, where Hanson was at once
given medical attention. Dokken
went to work the next morning,
but Hanson will have to take rest
for time. They were both fortu-
nate to escape so easily. Had they
jumped second later, they would
have struck block holding couple
of rails, and the story would have
had quite different ending.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21
rzE;z y; :; -, : =%eylLLMAR1] 1]faIlGHI
zss!.sz. z3!!ss{! 3%!!s3ss{!%$!!! Il 1:9gWE 2g1yYE

The first year students in section
II of zoology recite after school at
present. After this month the pro-
gram will be SO arranged as to give
them a period in school hours.
Miss Hazel Lien spent Saturday
with Miss Ida Egge, visiting the
latter's school.
Sadie Barrett, of the Senior class,
left on Monday for Melrose, to at
tend her brothers. wedding.
The Senior class in English gave
part of the last act of Hamlet last
Wednesday in Room 6.
The school was divided into two
literary sections last week. The
following officers were elected:
George Engh, president; Mabelle
Odell. vice president; Chester Ives,
secretary and treasurer; Archie
Carlson, Albert Odell and Charles
Couling, ushers; Edwin Sletten, El-
sic Hoglund and Eta Gabrielson
program committee.
The first program will be given
Halloween, when a play will be
rendered.
The High school football team
will play with the Renville team
next Saturday at Willmar. An ad-
mission fee Of rs cents will be
charged.
Miss Ida Egge was a visitor at
the High school Tuesday morning
Miss Bernice Severinson visited
with Miss Esther Gabrielson of At
water Friday until Sunday.
There was mass meeting of the
High school students last Friday
evening. A number Of yells were
practiced, to be given at the game
next Saturday.
Rev. H. c. Buell. visited schoo,
last Friday.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21
Young Peoples Meetinu.

The Y. P. S. Of the Synod church
will meet in the church basement
on Monday evening, October 26, at
S:15 O'Clock. The following pro-
gram will be given:
Hymn:
Scripture Reading.
Piano Duet, Minnie Nelson and
Marie Botnen.
Vocal Solo, Constance Grangaard.
Violin Solo, Amy Jorgenson.
Speech, Rev. Aaseen.
Cornet and Violin Duet, Messrs
Grangaard and Lillegaard.
Song, "Den Store Hvide Flok. .
Rev. Andersen.
Refreshments will be served af.
ter the program.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21
An Interesting Reunion.

The confirmation alumni of the
Lutheran Synod church had their
annual meeting at the church par
lors Monday evening. A most
toothsome lunch, prepared by the
girls and paid for by the boys, was
the first thing on the program. af-
ter which Rev. Anderson made a
speech Of welcome. The remainder
Of the program was as follows:
Piano Duet, Minnie Nelson and Ma
rie Botnen.
Class History, 'O4; written by Ha-
eel Lien and read by Helen Sathcr
Glass History, '05; written by Nor.
man Tallakson and read by Ids
Egge.
Vocal Solo, Helen Sather.
Class History, 'O6, Alma Hansen.
Glass History, '07, Bertha Tallak.
Piano Solo, Minnie Nelson.
Address by Rev. Andersen.
Greetings from Marie and Sigurc
Berg, who are attending the Sioux
Fails Normal.
The meeting voted to send a let.
ter of sympathy to Minnie Osten.
soc, '07, who is very sick with
dropsy at the home of Mr.. and Mrs
John Skoolheim, and they also de.
cided to send her some flowers.
At the business session which fol
lowed the program the alumni
adopted blue and white as their col.
ors and decided to have a banner tc
be awarded annually to the class
having the largests representation
at the reunion. The following off.
GERS were elected: President, Hell.
en- Sather; vice president, Ida Egge
secretary, Agnes Dalen; treasurer
Oswald Grangaard.
No less than 60 persons were
present, including the 20 who were
confirmed last Sunday, and who
were present as guests of honor.
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21
LAND FOR SALE.

If you want to buy a we'll i'm
proved farm near Climax, Mime
sofa, and only a couple of miles
from Red River in a we'll settled
community where wheat averaged
per acre this year 20 bushels No. l
Northern; where work is easy and
where the price is $50 an acre, a
price which is only two-thirds of it's
value or two-thirds of what neigh
bors are asking, write or visit, at
once, Norman Rosholt, Climax,
MINI. 1863
Willmar tribune., 1908-10-21

Barbara Nelson, the wife of
Knud Nelson of Mamre, was found
to be insane by board of examin-
ers last Friday, and she was taken
to Fergus Falls on the same day for
treatment. The disease manifested
itself in constant restlessness and
sleeplessness, and she would wander
away at night if not watched.
About five months ago she had a
severe fall, striking on her head. j.
and it is possible that this may
have had something to do with her
affiiction. Mrs. Nelson has lived
in this county since 1876, is the
mother of two children, and is
about rs years old.