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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-22
Mitcheii.s Car wrecked.

Ben j. Mitchell of this city figureE
in an automobile accident on Fifth
street in Moline about 6 o'clock last
evening, and his machine was wrecked
in a collision with a street car. He
turned out to pass a brewery delivery
wagon, and struck a Tri-City Railway
company "tripper." The entire front
part of the automobile was wrecked,
and Mitchell was thrown from his
seat He escaped without injury,
other than a few slight bruises, how
ever.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-22

There seems general disposition
on the part of Rock Island merchants
and business men to decorate their
places of business during the week of
the exposition. which opens next Mon
day. The general colors of the expo
sition, red. green and yellow, will pre-
vail, and some pretty effects are ex-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-22
STUDENTS APPRECIATE IT
Annexation Helps High School Pupils
to Extent of $40.

The advantage of annexation to the
city is well appreciated by nine of
the present pupils of the high school.
who reside in South Heights. They
would have been required to pay an
aggregate of S270 as tuition before the
tract was annexed. Incidentally the
figure shows what the nigh school
privilege is worth in dollars and cents
to the young people of the city, be-
tween 400 and 500 of whom enroll each
year in the high school classes.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-22
OBITUARY.
Dunlop.

Ruth, the infant daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. George Dunlop, formerly of
this city and now of Austin station.
Chicago, died Saturday morning from
an attack of cholera infantum. The
child is survived by its parents and a
sister, Dorothy. The funeral took
place yesterday from the home.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-22
Kadei.

Frank Kadel died at mis- home in
Buffalo Prairie Sunday afternoon at
o'clock of dropsy. He was SIS years
of age. The funeral was held yester-
day afternoon with interment at Illi-
nois City.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-22

of stomach, liver and bowels, without
fuss or friction" says N. H. Brown Of
Pit '9field, VT Guaranteed satisfactory
at all drug stores. % cents.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-22
They rake the Kinks OUT.

81 have used DIR. Kings New Life
Pills for many years, with increasing
satisfaction. They take the kinks out
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
Eat all the good food you lik

Eat all the good food you like.
Quit dieting. You don't have to diet
40 cure dyspepsia. In fact you can
not cure dyspepsia or indigestion that
way, but rather you must add strength
to the weak stomach by taking some
thing that will digest the food which
the stomach can not digest. Kodol is
the only thing known today that will
do this, for Kodol is made of natural
digestive juices found in a healthy
stomach, and it digests all food COM
pletely. Kodol is pleasant to take,
and is guaranteed to give relief in any
case of stomach trouble. Sold by Coff-
man & Kirby druggist.
More people are taking Foley's Kid
ney Remedy every year. 1t is con-
sidered to be one of the most effective
remedy for kidney and bladder trou-
bles that medical science can devise
Foley's Kidney Remedy corrects ire
gularities, builds up worn out tissues
and restores lost vitality. 1t will make
you we'll and look we'll. For sale by
Coffman & Kirby druggist.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
Good Cough Medicine for Children

The season for coughs and colds is
at hand and too much care cannot be
used to protect the children. A child
is much more likely to contract diph-
liberia or scaalet fever when he has
cold. The quicker you cure his cold
the less the risk Chamberlain
Cough Remedy is the sole reliance of
many mothers, and few of those who
have tried it are willing to use any
other. Mrs f. F Starcher of Ripley
W Va, says; Il have never used
anything other than Cham berlain's
Cough Remedy fer my children and it
has always given good satisfaction.
This remedy contains no opium or
other narcotic and may be given as
confidently to child as TO an adult.
For sale by l. c. Holt & Co.. druggist
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
Keep Your
Bowels Open
A Safe Certain Home Remedy that is Sold
By All Druggists

y A fact any doctor will verify is that
constipated people suffer most from dis
ease. Regular bowel action is absolutely
necessary to health People who are
constipated either part or all Of the time
must use something to make their bow
els move This should not be vio-
lent purgative or a cathartic that merely
tears its way through the bowels empty
ing them Of waste matter for the time
but leaving them in a weakened state
that prolongs the oonstipated condition.
DR.. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin is an easy,
pleasant, natural laxative that removes
the waste matter and establishes regular,
daily movements without pain or grippe.
Children and delicate women should
never be given strong physic for It not
only weakens the bowels but the entire
system DR.. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin
serves as a tonic and an aid to digestion
as we'll as a laxative that is certain in its
effect upon the most obstinate old cases
and yet safe and pleasant for a baby.
With the FIRST few doses the i'll effects
Of constipation, such as dyspepsia, indi-
gestion, liver trouble. biliousness, hatu-
ency, sour stomach. sick headache, bloat-
ed stomach, ETC., quickly disappear It
Is a remedy that should be In every home
for every member Of the family at some
time has need of a safe. sure laxative.
Mrs T. c. Cooper, Chicago, lila writes:
II use DR.. Caldwers Syrup Pepsin for
myself and family. l keep 1t on hand
constantly as find It to be a most pleas
ant laxative and is all you claim for IT,"
Sarah ]. Houser, Eureka Springs, Ark,
says: II would have been dead had It
not been for DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Fepsin.
II is the best medicine I ever used for
constipation. Indigestion and biliousness."
NJ. r. Zerkel. Troy. Ohio, considers 1t
the best known laxative for children.
We are glad to send a free sample to
any one who has not used II and will give
II a fair trial. Write today to Pepsin
Syrup Co., sO5 Caldwell Bldg. Monticello,
III. An druggists sell 1t at soc and 800
Ger bottle
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
Mrs. McRaney's Experience.

Mrs. NJ, Mckinney, Prentiss, Miss,
writes: II was confined to my bed fot
three months with kidney and bladder
trouble, and was treated by two ply
sicians but failed to get relief. No
human tongue can tell how suffered,
and had given up hope of ever gett-
ing we'll until began taking Foley's
Kidney Remedy. After taking two
bottles felt like a new person, and
feel it my duty to tell suffering women
what Foley's Kidney Remedy did for
me-" For sale by Coffman & Kirby.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
VISITS WITH
SMGLEB
Too Bad.

The wife of an Ohio editor, after
six months persuasion. finally got her
husband to go to church with her
During the service some one purlolned
a new pair of rubbers he had left in
the hall, and exchanged a broken-rib
bed umbrella for his silk rain shedder
The editors wife thinks the thief was
some passing itinerant, but the editor
suspects one of his delinquent sub
seribers who passes the contribution
box.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
Marked For Death.

"Three years ago was marked for
death. A graveyard cough was tear
ing my lungs TO pieces. Doctors fail
ed to help me, and hope had fled, when
my husband got Dir, Kings New Dis
eovery,n says Mrs. A. c. Williams, OF
Bac, Ky. 1.-The first dose helped me
and improvement kept on until | had
gained IS pounds in weight and my
health was fully restored This
medicine holds the worlds healing
record for coughs and colds and lung
and throat diseases. 1t prevents
pneumonia. Sold under guarantee at
Coffman & Kirby drug store. SOC and
81. Trial bottle free.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05

No TO- Farm of $50 acres, 5 miles
from Harrison. Good House and
Barn, los acres in cultivation and As
acres in Crooked Creek bottom. A
good spring on farm of lasting water,
and good we'll. Within one quarter of
a mile of school house where there is
nine month school in the year. Bar
gain at $4,000.
No. II. Farm of 100 Acres, 81
miles from Harrison, all in cultiva-
ton, in Crooked Greek Valley, bottom
land. 4 mile from school and church
house have nine months school in a
year. Price $4,000.
No. IL. Farm. 90 Acres two miles
from Harrison on Crooked Greek, all
under good wire fence. SIS in cult
walton and acres in timber. Good
house and barn, and one fourth mile
from school and church house, where
is school six months in the year.
Price $1,000.
No. l3. Farm Is miles from
Harrison in Gather district. 200 acres
100 in cultivation, 40 in clover, good
stand 40 in fruit trees in good con-
dition Good house and barn, and
two good weels on farm. Good local
ity. Price, $500.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
Lark NJ. Williams Real Estate Company,
Shinn Pace.
HARRISON, ARK.
BARGAIN LIST

No. IA Farm. 70 acres about six
miles from Harrison. 90 in cultiva
ton. Just at the foot of the Gather
Mountain. Good Fruit land and
strong. Good house and barn, one
acre decided off for school house. Good
school every year. Price $1,000.
No. Is. Farm. 100 Acres about
three miles from Harrison, all in
Crooked Greek bottom. All in cultiva-
ton. Good house and barn, good
spring, ON rural route, well improved,
all in good state of cultivation. Price
$4,000.
No. 10. Farm. 4 acres, just out
side of Incorporation of Harrison.
Twenty acres in cultivation, and 20 in
good timber. Good wire fence all
round forty. Good location for a
good quiet home. Price $780,
Besides these farms we have other
good farms in Roone and some good
timber lands in Newton County,
seven miles from X. X. Good loca-
ton for saw mills, and lumber factor
les. We can furnish now, 1000 acres
of good timber land, at from SIS to 10
per acre.
We also have some good City prop
erty in the town of Harrison that can
be sold on good terms and prices.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
A Personal AppeaI.

If we could talk to you personally
about the great merit of Foley's Honey
and Tar, for coughs. colds and lung
trouble. you. never could be induced
to experiment with unknown prepar-
ations that may contain some harm
full drugs, Foley's Honey and Tar
costs YOU no more aud has record of
forty years of cures. Sold by Coffman
& Kirby druggists.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
Fishing on Sunday.

A Missouri editor recently printed
an editorial defending Sunday fishing,
He insists 1t is no more wrong to
catch a fish on the Seventh Day than
1t is to kill a yelow-legged chicken
for the preachers Sunday dinner!
l am not going to take sides in this
matter. desire merely to call atten.
ton to greater evil-that of poet
fisherman! Such man is con-
founded nuisance. You never can tell
whether he has an inspiration or a
bite!
They are almost identical. anyhow.
600
Contentment.
Ambition is a whip; eontentment, a
beautiful aromatic flower that never
fades.
Often lives are ruined by a desire
to be great,
Cultivate in your boy or girl de-
sire to aspire to lofty things, but teach
also that contentment is greater even
than success, for success without con.
tentment is drOss.
Inculcate in the youth the love OF
country. Take from his eyes the film
of tinsel that makes city life attrac-
tive.
The young man who has forty acres
of good farm land is better off than
the city resident with a clerkship or
a $4,000 salaried position In the city
About the latter is temptation, smoke,
filth, suffering, lewdness and the hun.
dred and one things that we regret in
the cities. On the farm is health and
pure air, clean associations, elevatng
influences.
1t is not all sentiment that pictures
the cottage in the foreground of q
good acreage.
There is more to the flowers, the in.
dependency, the gurgling brook, the
singing birds, the neighborly sympa.
thies, the shelter from the inclemen,
cies of life, than those who scoff, feign
to believe.
Be not deceived by the glitter and
the candelabra of the metropolis. The
age has not yet come, and undoubted.
ly never will, when life in the city can
outbalance for pure enjoyment and
satisfied living the life of the country
Ennui enters the palace on the hill
top, just as it does the log cabin in
the vale, and the Texan cattle have
long been noted for their attenuated
horns
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
Notice.

A number of the railroad tools left
at Caps station, have been appropri-
ated or borrowed by unauthorized per-
sons, and they are hereby notified to
return the same at once, or steps will
be taken to secure the property and
punish all violations of the law in con-
nection Herewith.
J. B. Colt Son Coz
T. A. Morris, Agent, Batavia, Ark.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
600
Spurned.

Oh Autumn days, of tangled ways
And fences banked with vine,
Thy crimson rays are Toundelays
And Hagons filled with wine!
Thy blushing skies are Nature wise,
Thy hills are like a flame,
All red they rise in rosy guise
To Autumn crests of fame!
The nectared sap has sought the tap
And back to earth has dripped
In Autumn's lap to take nap
The Summer time has slipped
Now come the days of Autumn haze
The Summer time Of Lo--
The coal man plays, the dancer pays,
And then the firelights glow
Thus ends rhyme of Autumn time
l write because I'm gay
l made him climb Is it a crime
To treat ice men that way?
600
Scissorettes.
A little miss OF four years was beins
put to bed one summer night, the first
one that her parents had spent at a re.
sort In New Jersey. After she had said
her prayers, her mother kissed her good.
night, and said: Now go right to sleep
darling Don't be afraid, for Gods angels
are watching over you" In about an
hour, while the family were at tea a
small voice from the nursery was heard
Mammal Yes, little one what is it7'
Gods angels are biting me!'
Years ago when Judge Hennessey was
on the police court bench he had
a Tartar Of a woman on the stand and
asked her her age None of your busi-
ness" was her answer. Clerk, Just note
that the lady Is so old she Is ashamed Of
It," instructed the Judge,
Rx,,MA4sea
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
With the Harrison Marble Co.

To my friends who need headstones or
monuments:
You will find me now connected
with the Harrison Marble Co. the on
ly practical and legitimate shop in
Harrison, situated in the little brick,
northwest corner of the square. Call
and see me. Any kind marble, stone
or granite work done in first-class
style. Satisfaction guaranteed,
Joe Underdown.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
RECOGNITION.

I ask but this; That what l do may see
the light of day.
And not be buried in the midst of some
untrOdden way!
All. many blooms have blushed and died
unseen by human eye,
Whose fragrance would have won a
queen, If she had happened by!
| ask, then that my song shall Tilt to
help the world along,
To cheer the iowly and the lame within
the weary throng!
But many songs of sweeter note have
wasted in the air,
That might have saved a thousand souls
and moved mass of care!
And II my song cannot be heard, l pray
for grace to kneel
And thank The Ruler of the World that l,
unheard, can feel!
That can sing unto myself to cheer my
stubbed way
And walk triumphantly and glad toward
the Judgment Day
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
Farm at a Sacrifice

We have four farms TO sell great
bargain, one of 40 acres, one 90 acres,
one Io4 acres, aud one of 30 acres.
Owners are leaving the state aud are
offering their property at sacrifice.
See us. and we will tell you all about
il. Ozark & Texas Land Co.,
Thos. Helm, Manager,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05
For Sale.

Mrs. Ronayues farm OF 40 acres
with fine dwelling and other good i'm
provemcnts, can be bought cheaply
and on easy terms. Apply TO II. ID.
Glass,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-12-05

Rabbits wanted at Nose Smith s
Co.'S packing house.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17

\ small piece of window glass will
be useful for holding the leaves apart
on a cook book and one can read the
recipe and not soil the book by too
much handling.
Water in which rice has been boiled
may be used for starching old lace
choice handkerchiefs, etc 1t gives q
soft and dainty stiffness which adds a
charm to the appearance.
To remove tea, coffee, cocoa or choco.
late stains. soak in cold water first
then place the stain over a bowl ard
pour boiling water through 1t, holding
the tea kettle at a height to insure
force.
Instead OF trying to pour hot water
over the frozen faucet, fill the hot
water bag with hot water and insert
the faucet in it and fasten securely snd
the heat viii soon open the faucet II II
is not too badly frozen.
Brooms should always hang when not
In use. Have a bole bored through the
handle four inches from the end and
large enough to Slip over an ordinary
nail. When left on the floor a broom
soon loses its shape and Will not do
good work.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
A Witness.

The lawyer for the defendant was try
ing to cross examine a Swede who had
been subpoenaed by the other side as a
witness in an accident case.
Now, Anderson, what do you do?'
asked the lawyer.
Sank you, Aw am not vara we'll"
Il didn't ask you how is your health,
but what do you do?'
oh, vas: Aw work
I'VE know that, but what kind of
work do you do?"
"Puddy hard work; it ees puddy hard
work"
Eyes, but do you drive a team or do
you work on a railroad. or do you handle
machine, or do you work in factory p
"Oh, vas; Aw work in fact'ry.'
Very good. What kind of factory p
st ees very big factory"
Your honor" said the lawyer, adj
dressing the court, IF this keeps on,
think we'll have to have an interpreter.
Then he turned to the witness:
Look here, Anderson, what do you
do in that factory-what do you maker
he asked
"Oh, vas; Aw un'erstan'; you want to
know vat Aw make N factory. eh?'
Exactly. Now tell us what you
make
Seven shillin's a day"
And the interpreter was called in to
earn his salt-London Opinion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
The Trick WATCHDOG.

The Congressional Story Teliers' club
got together as soon as Congress met,
organized for the session, and heard
some of the tales the members had gath
cred during the recess.
The relations between the treasury
department and the banks in New York d
said q member, remind me of a man
knew out in Missouri who bought an
Airedale terrier pup. Those are smart
dogs, and he trained his to do all sorts
Of tricks, including carrying buckets and
baskets in his mouth, and going TO mar
ket. and all that
This was supposed 10 be a good
watchdog but one night my friend came
home very late. He met burglar com
ing out of his house loaded down with
loot, and the trick watchdog was walk
ing in front of him carrying lantern. ="
Saturday Evening Post
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Why this enormous patronage ?


nize, that what is BEST FOR THEM Is none too good.
Why this enormous patronageP
The answer is simple: Cascarets pure sweet
mild fragrant harmless but effective little
ment and cure of Constipation and all Bowel Troubles They
are put in neat little enamel boxes buy
carry Tin vestpocket purse take and easy action
always reliable always the they work while you sleep
and wake you up feeling fine in the morning.
only
the bowe ENTIRE CANAL CLEAN
out destroying
promptly regularly discharged
disease and be taken continuously
January GOoD LAW better and PURER
the American andw
and
by the same principles and changes required formula
adopted DRUG LAW in 1896 when the 6rss
duced under
To-day
the greater IN PURITY QUALITY
other preparation for Bowel trouble in all the world
This should be great
ONCE and be healthier and happier for it. Some
SONSTPATION with all the horrors
IIUAL CONSTIPATION from careessness
EVERYBODY has OCCASIONAL CONSTIPATION which, not
of liable
ascarets taken patiently and regularly
awful troubles but taken promptly the
V OF the Bowels will the FINEST PREVENTIVE
and WIN Keep all the machinery running in good order.
We advise little
purse
about your bowels Your druggist
GUARANTY OF satisfaction or refunded All druggists
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Rood that Ahsorb. odors.

Flour should not be kept in sto
Dom or pantry where there is cooIf
foods, as it absorbs odors Ignora
of this fact accounts for poor brj
oftener than an inferior quality s.
-four. Articles of food that are nj
of gelatine or of milk should always b
kept covered, as both milk and gelatin
are literal scavengers Of the air an
absorb not only odors, but germs. Ne
Their cheese, cabbage, fish nor bake
beans should ever be put into the re
frigerator. They all leave an odor 0
which 1t is difficult TO rid the refrg
orator, and they also flavor the foot
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Bungle's Bad Break.

Mr.. Bungle always takes a deep and
sympathetic interest in the welfare OF
his fellowman. While out for a stroll
one day, he met friend who seemed in
a great hurry.
Hold on, jones'" said Bungle, grab
bing his friends arm, why this rush p
"Bungle," said Jones, removing his hat
and wiping his brow. I'm hot-footing
it to a specialist; | believe my brain is
affected"
Mr. Bungle, to allay the fears of his
friend and show the customary commits
Grafton, said jovially:
''Pshaw, Jones, you shouldn't worry
about such a little thing as that"
'tWh-hatP'
81 mean you shouldn't let such little
thing as your brain--that is, Mr.. Jones,
you shouldn't get so excited over moth
ing-of course-ah, good day, Mr.. Jonesr'
Bohemian.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Only the Runner-up.

The best man thought he'd take look
around and see that everything was run
ming as fastidious bride would wish it,
and up in the room where the presents
were displayed, alone and unhappy look
ing, he came upon youth, seemingly
ready, like the wedding guest of the Eng
fish poet, to beat his breast He was
wandering about, looking at silver and
cut glass without seeing them, and the
best man hardly knew how to approach
him.
"Er-have you kissed the brideY' he
asked at last.
And the answer told far more than its
two meagre words might have been ex-
pected to. 1t was: Not lately. Lip
pincott's
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
A Good Doctor.

Who has the highest recommendations
from patients, who does not promise inn
possible things, whose reputation and
character is good is what you want.
Every sick person wants to get well.
Many have paid out money without re-
suits and become discouraged. Are you
one of these? We can furnish you sworn
statements of patients treated for can
Ger, epilepsy, paralysis, peritonitis and
other chronic diseases. So do not give
up, but write us at once. Calls are
made to any part of the state without
cost TO you. Address: Physicians Med
zeal Institute. Milwaukee, Wis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Bad Effects from Cold.

Mr.. NJ. ]. Deutsch, Secretary Building
Material Trades Council, 151 Washing
ton ST., Chicago, ILL.,, writes:
Il have found your medicine to be
unusually efficacious in getting rid of
bad effects from cold. and more espe-
cially in driving away all symptoms OF
catarrh, with which l am frequently
troubled.
1.-THE relief Peruna gives in catarrhal
troubles alone is well worth the price
per bottle. / have used the remedy for
several years now"
Spells of Coughing.
Mrs. G. e. Long writes from Atwood
Colorado, as follows:
when l wrote you for advice my
little three-year-old girl had a cough
that had been troubling her for four
months. She took cold easily. and