The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-06-08

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q nls sn'rt solilE nng z1sA 1000 p
with g. srniie n1,n eain
'tile mum yrsinn ilnds : mistrke z
and sent yon snzlae ppsss collar Tor 4
one 81 your WE This - 30 ~ y
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eEeds ~ pnffnn Sits rstlnds your ne cik as
70 W 1nnnys mo- asotl
should picif ttatI one gu dozen
Wy d l ON
~ uiain.t THIS hnd go
tfhat! !lliEy ike other wives
( 5on tW9Qnld nave seen IL 80 ana take
llook aIi ~ nat ont VIII yon
nnI the Win the shat
a. SPOT OF req paih MS DIE Us my
hand right on the crown Of IT. must
nave presented q prett " 70 nii
the y g WONDER thnt one old
uozert atteE3 iausni IN IN my race Snntt
ed 10 Know 70 run against parper
p poe &. N
Wears The Wrong Hat.
That Is your printing hat, and l had
ut hidden away on a shelf. Yon must
have had to spend ten minutes looking
for It,: and there yon had two good ones
on the hall tree. You are a very care
less man, Nj. Bowser.' Is fi8S
5"Thht's your usual song" he growled,
"bnt will you tell me why you can't
stay home now ind. then and darn
my socks Both OF these have got
holes In the heels large enough to drive
a dog through. Is 1t any wonder that
have eorns and bunions and have to
hobble about like mn old turkey with
frozen feet r.
Twill Iyot please take or your shoef"
she asked. b Sc IL II .tti
81" Z es. Twill, and I wish that ull the.
husbands md wives on this block were
here to see what I have to undergo.
There! Do you see them? Holes. Mrs.
Bowser--h-o-l-e-sr'F J!
where did you get those socks this
morning Z" 4 :. S5I
j.Out OF the sock bag. of course"
"And in the lower drawer of your
dresser are at lenst Blk new pairs you
have never Ind OH your feetr'
Mr.. .Bowser wns taken aback for a
moment, but soon rallied :uld said:
But what can husband expect
OF u wife whose minister leaves tho
y gate WluG open ZOE stfny LOGS 10 come
4 IN and root up I: thousand dollars
worth OF MOVERS. ne gus Oil ought
70 SHOW u "ccrense OF ut leus. uolia aI
THIS montn, pnt you've KEPT Tue p '1A1i-
efs gong night nhuI uhy IN your cA--
trhvaeallt way, ahu lne pill Is prophply
- more. by Johh, os,I no wohoer tha III {
man on tne car Tue other tlly ns sA'e
Z me Why uhlllt get OH Sthe EARTH
4 thought he meant II Tor nm Insult. Du. .
& see now mat ne nau Decn EstHayine
my race ana NC plticd me. ilc reall Ese4
thnt must iols lorh rest Il
'And X you meet MN again.. snla
+ Mrs. bowseri MS she rcacileu Tor Inc
shs bill on Tue haun!el,s you thlsnt
SHOW MIN tnat the bill lor. luis month
Is only mar WHAT lt was ZOE tnc pre-
cedinE one:
hunpn! some noeus l'ocus Anon'
!, thnt. SUPPOSE UNIT front toorbeii ~
OUT or order hsaih ny thls S.ilne. 3 on o
,, can pe s.'isilea 70 press the pu ut.
i same Ms otiler ! os rs put you must ]al
at II Win croMpnri SHY 5uol IN. "
set tn'tt lnler'iui ptii nAeu
nus peer relllIrc.i ust o':S fssl tlle
INST three Sears' aha tne e'intse WMS
" cellts ne oa1'er les h'lu WI out'
. House Repairs Too Much.
, "Bnt didn't the cook say somethln:
n day or two ago about the lock oil til,
!, Kitchen door being broken!i OF course
! she did. Took IL hammer and stoot
, there deliberately and pounded away
;, and you encouraged her. sat dow
4 this afternoon and figured up that tht
repairs on this house solely OH YOU
: account cost me $4,000 a year"
"They don't cost II thousand cents
replied Mrs. Bowscr. II have the lii.
s. nll filed AWAY, and looked them Owe
: last week and found the cost less tia,
s5 Twice Won lInye blown, {up the FUR