The Washington herald., 1908-08-23

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-' The Devils 20 pay at two New York
heaters says the Boston Herald That
-u come handy enough 70 the ghost"
rovided he IS able TO walk
8Ir- " 5. Taylor's arrival on Ken
ucky soil appears 20 be scheduled TO oc-
ur about the same tine Mehmed All
3ey arrives in CousJautinopIe
BY Thanksgiving Day Young Turkey
hould have everything its own way"
ays the New York Post No doubt.
-oung turks viii be popular on that day.
Y Il. as a rule
John A johnson has yielded 10 his
,artys demand in Minnesota. and made
Z unanimous
No matter what the -bookies~ may
hink Of It. Hughes looks like a good. safe /
bet in New York
a magazine writer says American I
titles have no distinctive smell Of their /
5wn,-- says The Cleveland Leader. We |
r
ielphia's political atmosphere
We believe we might be able 70 struggle I
along in this country without any fur
ther rsfnarks from Caruso concerning his /
family affairs.
a New Jersey Justice Of the peace has
$50 IN fines from automobIists
this year. 7 business keeps up he viii
soon have enough on hand % get one
for himself
And nov the boIl-Veevu has mixed il
tee game. We suppose it is impossible
Tor any Of the pests 10 stay indoors dur
ms a national camQaiEu year
The Nashville American says the town
of Tipperary IS THE deadest town IN the
world This IS apt 10 raise somebody's
Irish
a Colorado woman who Is running for
Office threatens 20 appear on the streets
Of this town clad IN a sheath gown
says the Denver Post Perhaps she
merely wants TO be frank about her run
ming gear
Men who affect the airshIp habit appear
70 make the money ay, even Il the ships
don't
Hartman says he is retiring 10 the
woods TO think saws a contemporary.
Then it's high time for some other folks
20 set busy thinking. also.
The government has just paid a civil
war veteran S4s5 for nine days service
as a private in ISs2.~ says the Buffalo
Express Think OF the pleasure IL has
given him all these years. however. 10
know that he had something coming 70
him from the government
If fate passes Us a lemon. lets accept
IL and start a lemonade stand advises
Ebert Hubbard That's fine philosophy
as far as It goes. but how can we start
a lemonade stand unless fate also passes
US some sugar.
"Cervera has come out for Taft" says
the Deseret News He came out for
Schley once. too; but. as Kipling says.
that is another story
The Pittsburg Dispatch says the late
affair at Springfield was neither sec
uonaI nor political" L wasn't exactly a
pink tea, either, was So
Abraham L5nooln's speech Of acceptance
when he was first nominated was only
III words in length Even az that. now
ever. Il isn't one Of the things for which
/ he is remembered most lovingly
When a Turkish official Is reported by
/ the court 10 have died Of apCplexy.- his
klnfoIks are generally wise enough not tc
| ask for particulars
/ The VIII Of a wealthy New York mar
was found when read 10 contain only
/ thirty words That is no sure sign. how
ever. that some OF his disgruntled kir
viii not try 20 make il look ike 30 cents
/ kansas banks are complaining becaUs'
/ they cannot make loans enough to keel
their surplus money busy" says the De
t-oit Free Press If this isn't a warn
bid fer immigration. we don't know WY
I Thornton jenkins Hams lawyer in
tinates that he viii plead insanity on be
half OF his client. and prove it by III
books he has written This is enough I
make such authors as Cyrus Townsen
Brady and Marie CorelH trembIe in thei
boots.