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The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
SAD DISAPPOINTMENT IN sroa.
Robbers Booty Merely = Large Bunch
Of "Stase Money"

When Hall McAllister was playing
in "Brewster's Millions" in Chicago,
he was In the habit OF running across
the alley during his idle second act, To
visit Jack Barrymore, who was play.
Ing The Boys of Company b." in the
theater next door.
One night. as he started over, he
thought OF the $780, 900 in stage money
which he mL1t have In the last act
and, to reassure himself. he opened
his coat and took the package half out
OF his pocket. In another minute he
found himself pushed hard against
the door, the imitation money gone
and two figures disappearing In the
darkness.
'1t nearly spoiled the play" sayl
McAllister. 81 had to give Brewster
$S5 In real money and the rest by
check. But, alter ALL" he added sym
pathetically. perhaps even thugs have
families to support" Mag
axins.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
Taken Unswaree,

It is likely that the most embar.
Passed man could be found In n Sixth
avenue store. says the New York
Times. lie was mild, inoffehsive
looking man. lie stood leaning over
tho balo ny that surrounds the first
floor OF the store. looking with inter.
est at the crowd below. Presently his
eye alighted on q small boy who was
being rushed from counter to counter
in tow Of very large woman. Just
a. he looked down at the boy, the
boy looked up at him. Instnctively
perceiviag. with diabolic instinct,
what would be his own youthful, pro
pensity II he occupied similar point
of vantage. tho boy struck beseech.
ing attitude and called out In implor
ing accents:
20. Mister. please. Mister. don't spit
on mel"
For . man with no intention Of
splitting on that particular boy or any
one else the situation was certainly
awkward, and the man retired In red
faced confusion
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
INVITE THEM HERE-A .usre.,

INVITE THEM HERE-A sugRes'
sion has been made that the business
men and others extend an invitation
to the members of the Colorado Edi-
torial association which hold til cir
midsummer meeting in Canon City
on August 10th and 1lth, after the
meeting. There are many things of
interest here to the newspaper men
and Florence would be given a lot of
free advertising on account of IL.
When the Santa Fe railroad gave the
press of the state free jaunt over
Its hhes IN the caste rn part of the
state few weeks ago. they took In
most all the small towns connected
with those rails. and a. result Of the
visits the papers gave column after
column to the towns. It would be
the same in this case. and while 1t
might cost few dollars to bring the
pen pushers to this city, the money
30 expenod would be we'll spent.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30

NEW TRANSFER 90. - w. o.
Talyor and Albert Evans have started
in the transfer business In Florence
and at present have one wagon on the
streets, but when business picks up
a little they intend putting OH anoth.
er wagon. They intend to do all
kinds of hauling and will make q
speciality Of hauling picnioking par
ties out to the hills and fishing re-
sorts. They have already secured q
lot of work and are very busy.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30

WILL STOP IT The police have
decided to enforce the ordinance
against persons leaving their horses
united on the streets. There have
been two runaways from this cause
this week. There Is a penalty at
tached to such negligence. A horse
may stand united for hours or II may
runaway In moment after the owner
leaves the buggy. Life is imperil-
ed
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30

A BIG RAIN-One of the biggest
rains that has visited Florence In
years fell here last night and az a
result Of 80 much water the river and
the dry creeks we're booming for sew.
eral hours during the night. Sand
creek and Oak creek we're very high
and the water emptied into the Ar
kansas, increasing the volume of water
already in the river bed. While the
rain comes too late for the early
crops, q vast amount Of good is ex-
peoted TO acoure 10 the later crops.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
This Nation es Pie Lovers.

n has been estimated that the -.
gresato number OF pies consumed in
the Un,ted States daily is a.25o. 900. OF
e21 .000. 900 annually. at . cost OF $780,
e00. .ooC to the consumers. This yearly
pie crop would form Z tower 13.46s
miles high, would girdle the earth and
weigh 500, 900 tons.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
A LOT OF FRUIT. @. C.d,,

A LOT OF FRUIT. g. Catidle
who Ia farming on the Tremaine ranch
on Beaver creek reports having AL
abundance of apples and grapes this
year, IN fact his grape crop will DO
the largest he has ever grown In this
country. This Is one OF the ranches
on Beaver that the King Frost did
not roach and M result tho fruit
pulled through without any serious
difficulty. His apples are mostly the
Yellow Transparent aud are very
luscious when ripe. He has been
holding them for better prices. but
the merchants have advised him that
now Ia tho time to sell them ~ they
arc bringing twenty-five cents for
three pounds and tho price will not
be 70 good when the fruit IL ripe.
The housewife IL now using green ap.
pies for making pies and sauoe.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30

RUNAWAY - Barney Ginsberg's g
home ran away this morning but 1t
did not damage the buggy. Mr..
Ginsberg was in one Of the stores and
the horse started running down Main
street, but was headed into the vacant
lot this side Of Owens harness shop
and caught in the alley.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
Cha mberlain's Collie, Cholera
& Diarrhoea Remedy Would
Have Saved Him Sfoo.

I'm 1909 l had a very severe attack
of diarrhoea." says r. N. FArrar Of
Cat Island. La. For several weeks
1 was unable to do anything. On
March l8. 1907. l had a similar at
tack. and took ChAmberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Diarrohea Remedy which
gave me prompt relief. consider is
one Of the best medicines of It's kind
In the world. and had I used 1t In 1902
believe 1t would have saved me
hundred dollars doctors BILL" Sold
bv Daniels drug store. tss
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
The exeept,eosj Case,

A West Virginia farmer found -
many snakes in his meadow that no
cult farming and went to hunting
elsewhere for oil. Now he has sold
his share IN an OIL well for $500. 900.
II has done At least one man good 70
~ees snakes"
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
Even His Tsmpsrature.

A Peruvian Jew at johannesburg
was SO III that . trained nurse had TO
be sent for. When she came on duty
her drst remark was: Nov ri take
your temperature" To which the JeW
replied: you can't; everything 10 n
ny wife's name."-Sporting Times.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30

ADVANCING-The price OF Grand
junction peaches. although they have
only been in the Florence market a
few days. Is advancing and the price
has increased ten cents q box In the
last day or two. The kind that sold
for seventy Ave cents the box now
retails for eishty-Hve oents. This Is
the same condition of Affairs exactly
~ last year. The Tribune advised
the housewives that the price would
advance. but some Of them delayed
so long that the fruit WAS outrageous
ly high when they wanted to buy.
Now Is the time to buy aud no chances
will be taken. 1t IL not probable
that the price will be less than the
figures at present quoted a. there is n
big demand for them.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
Hard GNouoh.

10 You expect to rank ~ one d
the leaders Of thought In your genera.
tionr my friend" answered Sena
tor Sorghum. ITS hard enough work
70 slsctioneer for An once in your own
time without trying to Jolly posterity..'
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
Immsns. Nuoas. of Gold.

4 placer claim in Calaverss county,
California, yielded In 1867 = lump II
which there was quarts. that. whss
pounded up. gave . return Of 1Sl
sounds q gold, valued q t3S.s2o.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30

BUILD A STORE-R. Elhage is
having brick delivered on West Main
street and will put up = new store
building adjoining his present build.
ing on the east. The foundation
was finished some time ago.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30
50 FEET WArER--Thara "a, A.,

90 FEET WATER--There was fifty
feet Of water flowing down Beaver
creek this morning, the effects of
the heavy rain last night. Yesterday
afternoon there were only about four
feet Of water in the stream.
The daily tribune., 1908-07-30

FRIDAY AFTERNOON - The
Ladies Aid society Of the M. E.
church will meet in the league room
tomorrow afternoon.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
UNCLE HAD THE FORMULA.
Probably Knew as Much About Water
No Did Fellow Townsmen.

Il was down In little town the
other day" said commercial travel
CO. where a new system OF water
works had just been installed All
the drinking water for the to.R Vas
pumped In ftom an artesian well on
the ontEkirts. The inhabitants were
Immensely proud Of their new water.
and al every place stopped ! vas
urged 10 take drink Of II. being as
sured AZ the same time with great i'm
pressiveness that II had been analysed
and found 10 be half hydrogen This
mystic expression seemed 20 have q
strange fascination for most OF the
| citizens.
Finally stopped 81 the town
| pump in the middle Of the square In
/ front OF the county courthouse. and as
/ worked the pump handle thought !
/, would fird out what an old negro
leaning against tree nearby would
say.
Uncle. said. Is this good va
| teri
| shot be replied. with enihusi
asm. wy. sab. dat water il done been
scan iyred an found ter be hat hyra
phooy. sahr.'"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
CHILD WOULD DIE.
lie Body Covered with Cuban Itch
cuticura Remedies Cured 1t Cost
of Seventy-Five Cents.

|fy little boy, when only an infant
|hree months. caught the Cuban
Sores broke out from HRS head
be bottom of his feet. He would
and claw himself and cry all the
He could not sleep day or night,
b light dress is all he could wear.
He'd one of our best doctors to
him, but he seemed to get worse.
Suffered so terribly that my hus-
said he believed he would have
be. I had almost given up hope
b lady friend told me to try the
|cura Remedies. / used the Cuti-
Soap and applied the Cuticura
|ment and he at once fell into a
b, and he slept with ease for the
time since two months. After
+ applications the sores began to
5lp, and In Just two weeks from the
| commenced to use the Cuticura
edies my baby was entirely well.
treatment only cost 75c. and
! d have gladly paid 500 If could
have got 1t cheaper. feel safe in
big that the Cuticura Remedies
ID his life. He is now a boy of FIVE
5. Mrs. Zana Miller, Union City,
D. No. 1. Branch Co., Mich, May
| 906."
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
ExeIashe, and Eyebrows.

There is much beauty In long. silky.
curved eyelashes. Men are proud Of
"beetling brows" fringed with fierce
brssties. They fondly believe that
such features indicate force OF char
acter backed up by immense brain
energy In Circassia. Persia and Parts
of India one of a mothers earliest
cares Is TO promote the growth OF her
chIldren's eyelashes by tipping and re-
moving the fine. gossamerlike points
with a pair OF scissors when the
youngsters are asleep. BY repeating
this every month or six weeks the
lashes become long. close. finely
curved and glossy This practice 10
said to be very useful in treating in
Examination OF the eyes. or graduated
lids. Shaving will make the eyebrows
thick and heavy
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
Lone-Winded Preachers.

The seventeenth-century puritan
preachers talked for two hours or
more. not by the clock" but by the
hour-glass. At least one OF them
turned the glass to humorous account.
He found himself no further than the
middle of the sermon when the sands
had run out. Drunkenness" was his
subject. and, reversing the horologe.
Lets have another glass; said he.
Sir Roger L'Estrange tells of a parish
clerk who sat patiently until the
preacher was three-quarters through
his second glass. and the majority of
his hearers had quietly left the church.
Rising at a convenient pause. he
asked the minister TO close the church
door when he had done. land push
the key under II. as he and the few
that remained were about to retire.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
RIDING THE SOUTH SEA SURF.
Authors Description Makes One Long
to Participate.

4 shall never forget the first big
wave | caught out there In the deep
water. l saw II coming. turned my
back on it and padded for dear life.
Faster and faster my board went. until
1t seemed my arms would drop of.
What was happening behind me
could not tell One cannot look be-
hind and paddle the windmill stroke
heard the crest OF the wave kissing
and churning. and then my board was
lifted and flung forward. ! scarcely
knew what happened the frst half
minute. Though kept my eyes open.
l could not see anything. for l was
buried In the rushing white OF the
crest. But I did not mind. l was
chiefly conscious Of ecstatic bliss at
having caught the wave. At the end
Of the half minute, however, l began
to see things and to breathe. | saw
that three feet of the nose OF my board
was clear out OF water and riding on
the air. l shifted my weight forward
and made the nose come down. Then
lay. quite at rest in the midst of the
wild movement. and watched the
shore and the bathers en- the beach
grow distinct l didn't cover quite a
quarter of mile on that wave, be
cause. to prevent the board from div
ing, | shifted my weight back. bun
shifted it too far. and fell down this
rear slope of the wave'--Jack London
in the Womans Home Companion.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
sloo Reward. 500.

Tia resasss 81 shss s4prF uii b1 Bsessee ~ Learn
thaA tAsFe assse4 4tsexss that slnnxs
has he&a absg 10 care Ia ali fts stages &sa HAS y
GxtAfrh HAS Cstxsrh l4se 10 tba esiy Da4stIvs
knosn tas seaestisa4 frstxrelsF Es1&srs
tsfex cszsEftak4aAss 1fkFsse reQatres : e9assfta
Nosst trestanank. Halfs Cs1NfRA Care 10 sAx~& "a
iernAtsg .&etnx 6&fV1ty a%a t6e bssssz xnA EsaaaG
saffsees ~ sne systsms kAersAy eeszrsyfHx thi
fs1ndAtseo - the 4tsrss<, sa4 sfHiax sa@ RAftan
streaEth ~ bataing aF tia eapseitastsn sn4
ing n&tars Ia asaAx ~ TAe gFsestessrs bar
- naaeh fssth 4 ~ eaTsltFe FNsfs thsl they ere
Une HznAFea bez1Ars faf Any ease Sna4 Il falss 4
eaFe. H~na fcf ilss % tessfaaatasa
Address CHNskY A CD, TeseAe. o.
SOFA ~ al nFa<sfsts ne
Taxa A2ss's Fgsntiy Pulls fa9 eeGssiykt1nA.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
r TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.
red Deaeon's Prayer a Wonder 6
Poetic imagery.

between emotionalism and formal
in religion" says Washington
lyman, there is a golden mean
Election that came to me recently
the conclusion of my remarks to
|lored congregation in Richmond.
had invited an aged deacon to
prayer. oh, Lord prayed he.
dis pore brudder de eye of de
F, dat he spy out sin afar off.
his hands to de gospel pillow. Tie
tongue to de line of truf. Nail his
TO de gospel pole. Bow his head
down between his knees. oh
an fix his knees way down in
F lonesome. dark and narrer val
where prayer is much wanted to
fade 'Noint him wifi de kerosene
/ salvashun. an set him on fire. "
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
e CAUSE FOR SATISFACTION.
inner Found Something Good
Even in Railroad Accident.

Estate senator of New York says he
riding in the smoking car on a
/ one-track road in the northern
of the state two weeks ago, and
be seat in front of him sat a jew
drummer. He was one of those
|-awake, INTERCHANGEABLE
Fr-of-him style of men. Presently
train stopped to take water and
conductor neglected to send back
oman. A limited express, running
pc rate of ten miles an hour, came
+ and bumped the rear end of the
train. The drummer was lifted
his seat and pitched, head first,
hst the seat ahead. His silk hat
iammed clear down over his ears.
picked himself up and settled back
|his seat. No bones had been
len. Then he pulled off his hat,
long breath and, Strengthening
(aid: "Hully gee! Well, they didn't
by US, anyway"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
Proof Ina, Oyster. Have sraIn..

William r. Travers. the famous
stammering New York wit, once met
at dinner pompous Englishman who
was doing" the States. He had let
ters a-plenty attesting his Importance
letters from Gladstone, Dixie, Sails.
bury and Churchill He had talked
everybody tired before the dinner be-
gan, and Travers saw visions OF q
bad meal when he discovered the Eng
lishman to be his neighbor at table
There was never a stop to the fellows
tongue. When the oysters were
brought on he began: Now, II il q
question whether or not the oyster
has brains: scientists dispute the
idea" "T-t-t-they certainly have
some" retorted Travers. Your proof.
sir" challenged the Briton, eager for
argument. 'W-ah-ah-why. sir, the 90.
oyster knows h-hah-how to shut up"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
chanpe ftabiss 20 Captivity.

Lions. tigers. and other beasts Of
prey % biological gardens and men
sseries follow the example Of mankind
in eating by day and sleeping n; night
In their native state these animals
sleep away the hours OF daylight and
hunt for their food NJ night.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
Short Homogeneous.

Honeymoons are going out OF fash
fon. and will probably eventually dis
appear-at present they are often
shortened 10 four or five days. or
even a paltry weekend: and. after all,
these protracted wedding trips. though
generally the event OF q woman's life.
were often boring to a man
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
so,oseri, Qualities.

Mrs- John Corporal--oh. yes: fed
sure that Willie Is going to be . sol
der. There are certain signs which
never fail" MIRA Jack Sergeant
What particular sign have you no
deedr" Why. the dear little darling
eats any kind Of dirt he can get
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
Gentle BRUTALITY.

A New York woman testified that
her husband gently threw her down
stairs" which shows that the charge
that modern men are lacking in con
sideration does not hold good In the
metropolis.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

u Is wonderful what strength Of puF.
POSE and energy and boidness 81 viii
are reused by the simple assurance
that We are doing our dufy.--scott.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

FITS. 81. Wins Dance and at Nervoua
Distases permanently cured By d. Hline's
Great Nerve Restorer. send ~ & - p ~
trial bottle and treatise T)r II Kt.ne
Id. sol Arch 81, PhiLsdeins.;z. Pa.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
Mani, eetter Nlne.Ienths.

Cornell professor is endeayoriug
TO make the point that women and
men are equals. IL Is safe 20 say that
the ladies' viii not submit 20 any such
reduction TO ranks without bitter
struggle.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
A Nonbeiiever.

10. said the old lady, Il don't be-
vaccination does a bit of good"
m surprised to hear you say that, .
med the physician.
Vel, continued the old lady, i've
good grounds for my nonbelief. My
her was vaccinated when he was a
aud two weeks later he fell out of
ee and was killed"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
oanaerous Youncsser.

You'd better be kind O. careful hev
you talk to me" said Tommy. doubling
his small fss and glaring 81 the other
boy I've got the artistic temper
ment and I've got IL bad
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

Wisdom is the olive thht apringeth
from the heart. blooueth on the
tongue and bearesh fruit in the &C.
tions.--E Grymessone
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

re you still troubled by your
|hbor's chickens?" asked one man
bother.
! lot a bit,- was the answer. They
kept shut up nov"
how did you manage ity'
|khy, every night put lot Of
in the grass very carefully, and
Y morning, when my neighbor was
Ing, went ont and brought them
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02
Does This Hit You?

One trouble with a good many men
is that they treat their faults as II
they were their best friends.-Ex-
change.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

Vyhen man tells how he has been
buAcQsd be arouses more curiosity
than sympathy.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

Browns Bronchial Troehes have been
unexeslIed as cure Tor hoarseness,
coughs and sore throat
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

Don't expect TO strike any man IA
vorably II you aim az his pocket
book.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

ONLY ONE sBRoMO QrININE-
rhAs Ia LAXATIVE HtEslhD QIlNlNE I-a-sk foe
The risnzsafe VI n VI sshOtE L.-a shn Warsd
over 70 Csse goaa In uaS I&y. E<.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

FILks CuREDIN 6 O1A.DAYs.
4 OINTMENT Is guaranteed Ia cure any ca e
M, Blind. Beeding or Protruding Piles in
Jay OF money refunded. s5ec.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

fspair is the paralysis of the soul.
ms.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-02

1GiumufA. dShuIntU lAe uutArs w Nhal
ONCE.
Martin oBrien. a prominent lawyer
of Rawhide. Nevada. while under the
influence OF liquor. shot and hlled
Bessie Gardiner. woman Of the half
world. and wounded bystander
O'Brien had become Infatuated with
the woman. and the Killing was tkg
result of jealousy.
Neither the Colorado State bank ol
Durango, and Its branch bNnk al Pe
gosa Springs. nor the Smslter Cit,
State bank. also AZ Durango. both Of
which closed their doors q short tim.
ago, win be able 20 reoTEAnfxe and
reopen. according TO II. ~. Beatty
state bank commissioner.
A Denver dispatch says reduced ex
press rates for Utah and C&lifornlS
may be secured By George J. Kinde
after he has attended the session o.
/ the Interstate commerce commission
/ In Washington. February s. when ar
| gumerts xfli be made In the Denver
| express rate case fled by him.
Charles Roakard has been arrested
at CoIdneld. charged With complieir,
with high graders 10000 worth 81
ore being scsred when the arrest va,
| made His place was completely
equipped for the reduction Of ore
even TO a cyanide plant. which was IN
| operation when the ofncers arrived.
The county attorney of Flarneat
county. Montana. has refused TO sur
render the two alleged bandits. C. Nc
Donald and Ed Smith. who were ar
rested in Spokane in October. on III
charge OF holding up the Oriental lin
tied. on the Great Northern railroad
! GEAR Ronco. Mont, on September +
Los Angeles herald., 1908-01-26

being to sharpen their intelects They asked
several of their companions to come and take
a side in these debates, but not one would do
So they only laughed at the young philosophers
The matter at length reached the ears of the
master, who however skilled in mathematics, pos
sessed but narrow understanding and little gen.
eral knowledge With all the bigotry of the old
school, he conceived that this supererogatory EN-
ployment of his pupils was piece of absurdity
and he resolved to correct them in it.
Zone day, therefore, when the school was fully
met, and in the midst of its usual business, he
went I'D to the desk where Burns and Willie were
sitting opposite to each other and began to advert
in sarcastic terms to what he had heard of them
They had become great debaters, he understood
and conceived themselves fit to settle affairs OF
importance which wiser heads usually let alone.
He hoped their disputations would not ultimately
become quarres, and that they would never think
of coming from words to blows; and so forth.