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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-09-03

In circular letter sent out by
Warren w. Cook, president of the
North Dakota Game & Fish Protect
i've Association, is something of in
terest in regard to our game law:
Section l647 of our present Game
Law provides for the distribution OF
fees" as follows:
Twenty per cent OF all money re-
ceived from the sale Of permits shall
be paid over to the State Treasury by
the county auditor OF each county on
the first day OF December each year,
and shall be placed in the state gen.
eral fund. Thirty per cent. shall at
the same time be paid over to the
District Game Warden by the county
auditor OF each county within his dis
trict and shall be in full payment for
his services. Forty per cent shall, at
the same time be paid over to the de-
putty warden of the county, or when
there is more than one, be divided
equally between them and shall be in
full payment for their services, and
the remaining ten per cent shall be re-
tanned by the county auditor for his
personal services. And the county
auditor shall at the same time file with
the state auditor full report OF all
resident and nonresident permits is
sued by him during that year.
Notice the disposition of the first
20 per cent paid into the general fund
of the state. amounting, in 1907 to
s3293. so, the state deriving a direct
pecuniary benefit from the game tin-
stead OF large sums being appropriat-
ed by the legislature for the protect
ion of game and propagation OF fish,
as nearly every other state has done
and is doing.
In nearly all states having salar.
led state warden or executive agent,
provision is made for salaried deputy
wardens to work under the direction
OF the state official, and be paid fol
time actuall spent in the performance
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Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock
there will be sale of household
goods at the Jacobson residence.
Slurgad and Robbed.

Aberdeen, 8. D., Aug. 2s.-Dean
Ordway Of Cleveland, o., was found
with bad wound on his head In the
weeds of vacant lot in this city.
Undoubtedly he was the victim of a
bold daylight .hold-up. He was found
by some boys playing in vacant lot
who notified the police. The victim
was removed to a hospital where he
regained consciousness and said he
had been robbed of money and o
gold watch. Later the police arrest
cd man and the watch of the victim
was found in his possession.
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OHers TO Marry,

Duluth, Aug. 29.-Nearly 500 offers
of marriage have been received by
Mrs. Anna Rowe, who is waiting in
line to file on homestead In the
Fand du Lac reservation, which will
be opened here Sept. is.
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Gagged and Maltreated.

Iowa City, Iowa, Aug. 2s.-Young
Earl Kegner, age eighteen years, was
the victim of a mysterious assault.
Three masked men bound him to q
telephone pole, gagged and maltreat-
ed him. His parents found him nearly
unconscious hours afterward. The po-
lice think enemies of the father COM
mitted the crime.
The Yale expositor., 1908-10-30

by. Just consider yourself engaged
till you hear from us"
They walked off and left me think
ing. Thinks |: Its a fair bet that
that keeper don't let you two go boat
ing by yourselves again"
So the next day about half-past nine,
when I'd just about decided to let
some of the boarders have the Dora
Bassett, l looked up from my fish
-~ss and here was a Teller coming
down Se wharf.
He was a kind of an exhibit for
Wellmouth, as you might say. Least
ways he was bran-new for me. Six
foot two over all, l should Judge, and
about two foot in the beam. Cast
shadow like a rake handle. Dressed
up and precise, and prim as a Sunday
school superintendent. He looked sort
of gospelly, too, with his smooth upper
lip and turned-down mouth, and little
two-for-a-cent side whiskers at half
mast on his cheeks. But his eyes was
fishy. Thinks | mo stree! / don't
want to subscribe to no Temperance
Advocate, nor buy The Life of Moses
and the Ten Commandments nor
don't want to have my tintype took
neither"
He stock still by the stringpiece of
the wharf and looked me over, kind
of grand but well-meaning, same as
the prince of Wales might look at
hoptoad.
"Ello," says he.
Hello, yourself" says l. keeping on
with my worA.
MIR. Edward as ordered the boat
for alf past H." he says.
Il want to know" says 1. How'll
he have it-fried?"
BEG pardon?" says he.
You're welcome" says l. can
stand being patronized, sometimes. If
I'm paid for it, but l didn't see this
The Yale expositor., 1908-10-30

Hon. r. s. Tharin, ATTORNEY at Law
and counsel for Antitrust League,
writes from Pennsylvania Ave-, N. W.,
Washington, ID. c., as follows:
Having used Peruna for catarrhal
disorders, i am able to testify to its
great remedial excellence and do not
hesitate to give it my emphatic endorse
ment and earnest recommendation TO
all persons affected by that disorder. 1t
is also tonic of great usefulness.
Mr.. L. Barnecott, West Aylmer,
Ontario, Can, writes: Last winter i
was i'll with pneumonia after having la
grippe. l took Peruna for two months,
when l became quite we'll also in
duced a young lady, who was all run
down and confined to the house, to take
Peruna, and after taking Peruna for
three months she is able to follow her
trade of tailoring. I can recommend
Peruna for all such who are i'll and re-
quire tonic"
Pe-ru-na Tablets.
Some people prefer to take tablets.
rather than to take medicine in fluid
form. Such people can obtain Peruna
tablets which represent the solid me-
dicinal ingredients of Peruna. Each
tablet Is equivalent to one average dose
of Peruna.
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"Sure! Oppers what | said," says /.
He got red in the face. copper" he
says. Haitch-o-p-p-e-r."
"Oh. Hopper!" says.
"Of course. 'Opper," he says.
l felt as if I'd been sailing a race
and had made a lap and got back to
the starting buoy.
"All right" says /. What's an II
or two between friends? How's your
patients, Mr.. Upper Hopper"
Look ere. my fine feller," he says.
You're too fresh. For a 'a-penny Id
come down and put cad on you"
And right then l give up the idea
that he was retired parson. Parsons
don't talk like that.
You would?" says /. well. you go
on putting "eads' on the poor lunatics
you have to take care of and don't
try any of your asylum games with
me. 'Twould be safer for you and
wouldn't interfere with my work.
What do you want?"
I'm Mr.. Edward Van Brunt's vally
=" he says-"is man-servant; and e
as ordered you to"
His man-servant!" l sung out, set
ting up straight.
"Of course. Didn't l says so? His
vally; an"
Well, I'd made a mistake,
judged II he was servant he couldn't
be the keeper. i ca'lated twas best to
be a little more sociable. Besides,
was curious.
"Humph!" says |. 81 guess I'd ought
to beg your hardon. Mr.. Opper-"
Copper" he fairly hollered it.
"All right. Never mind. Come on
aboard and let's talk it over"
So aboard he come, making land
lubber's job of it, and come to anchor
on the bench in the cockpit, setting up
as stiff and straight as if he'd swal-
lowed a marlin-spike. Then we COM
menced to talk. me dropping a ques-
ton every once in awhile, and him
dropping his like he Nas feeding 'em
to the hens.
What kind of servant did you say
you WASP" says ], breaking the ice.
"A vally, Mr.. Edwards vally."
'Vally, hey?" says /. "Vally! Hum!
l want TO know"
l guess he see l was out of sound
ings, SO he condescends to do some
spelling for me.
Valet" says he "Vally."
OH" says i. "a Wallet. Yes, yes;
l see"
l knew what Wallet was-Td read
about 'em in the papers-but this fell
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critter developing no cash symptoms.
MY good man." he says; you dom
understand me. l said that Mr.. Ed
ward ad ordered the boat for alf
past H."
Il know you did. And asked II he'd
have it fried"
He seemed to be turning this over
in his mind. And with every turn he
got more muddled. I'd concluded by
this time that he want a book agent.
What he was though l couldn't make
out nor didn't much care. He riled
me. this Teller did.
Look ere" says he, after a minute.
Us your name Pratt?"
"Yup," says. "On Thursdays IL is -
Thursdays" says he. Thursdays?
What-what is il on Fridays?"
Mister Pratt" says /, pretty aver
age brisk.
He seemed to be more muddled than
ever. He looked back towards the
hotel and then at me again. / had a
notion he was going to sing out for
help.
MY man." he says. again. MY
man"
"Humphl" ! interrupted. We'll. II
I'm your man whose man are your"
And, by time! he seemed to under
stand that I'm Mr.. Edward Van
Brunt's man. says he, and Mr.. Ed.
ward as ordered the boat for 'alf-"
And then begun to understand-or
thought l did. Twas the keeper. Well,
in some ways he looked his Job.
"o-ohl" says /. "All right. Yes,
yes. heard you was coming, Mr.
Mr."
Copper" says he; James 'opper.'
Proud to know you, Mr.. Opper,
SAYS I, which was lie. I'm afraid.
Not Hopper" he says. "Opper.-
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His Lucid Answers.

They were asking the eminent law
yer why he took such large fee from
the trust.
81 think Il was its largeness that
made It easy to take" he smilingly
answered.
Then the states attorneys con-
ierred.
And didn't you stop to consider that
the money was tainted?" they asked
him.
mo" he ingeniously replied. Il
only stopped to count It,"
This closed the proceedings for the
aav-Cleveland Plain-Dealer.
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ler's calling it "vally" put me off the
course. He was nothing but a for
eigner, though. SO l made allowances.
| give him a cigar tnat / bought at
the grocery store on the way down,
and we lit up. Then he commenced to
tell about himself and how he used to
work for lord once over in England.
According to his tell England was
next door to Paradise and the United
States a little worse than the other
place. "Gawd forsaken" was the best
word he had for Yankeeland.
81 suppose you'll quit when the
keeper comes" says /.
Keeper" says he. Wat keeper"
why, the Teller from the asylum.
How long has your boss and his mess
mate been crazy?" I asks.
"Crazy?" he says. Crazy? Wat
do you mean?"
Look here" sSSs = you tell me
straight. Amt Van Brunt and Hartley
out of their heads?"
"Out of their 'eads? 'Eavens, MOI"
He was so upset that he couldn't hard
ly speak for a minute Then he COM
menced to tell about the Heavenlies,
and 'twa'n't long afore | begun to see
that twas Nate Scudder and me that
needed keeper; we was the biggest
looms in the crowd.
Seems that the Twins was rich
New Yorkers-the richest and high
tonedest kind. Both of 'em had money
by the bucket and more being left TO
'em while you wait. They lived on
some avenue with a number to 1t. and
they done business in the Street"
meaning that they dickered in bonds
and such things. ! gathered. Also l
gathered they didn't have to work
overtime.
But, II they amt crazy what made
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CHAPTER I.-continued.


We cut across Sears meadow, and
the frogs was beginning to squea; and
the crickets to chirp. To lie them
early summer noises are as cheerful
and restful as a teakettle singing or a
cat purring. But, all at once, Hart
ley, the sick one, stopped and held up
his hand.
Heavens, Van!" he says. TT sounds
like the ticker" and he said it so
prayerful and sad
Van Brunt shook his head Don't
it?" says he. II can see the tape run
ming off that tree. Green Apples Pre-
ferred, LOG bid and asked Is there
no escape?" he says.
left 'em on the hill by the Baptist
burying ground. / watched 'em walk
ing down the road, big and straight
and handsome, and | pitied 'em from
the bottom of my heart.
SOL Pratt" says | to myself, here's
a lesson for you. You're old and home
ly and your bank account is nothing,
minus a good deal, divided by naught;
but don't you never complain again.
S'pose you was good-looking and rich,
but out of your head, like them two
poor young chaps. Dear! dear"
And / thought about 'em and pitied
'em all that evening, while / was fry.
ing my herrings for supper. hope I'll
get credit somewheres for all that
pity.
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HABYs ITCHING HUMoR.
Nothing Would Help Him-Mother ~
most in Despair-Owes Quick
Cure to Cuticura.

Several months ago, my little boy
began to break out with itching sores.
/ doctored him, bat as soon as / got
them healed up in one place they
would break out in another. l was
almost in despair. l could not get
anything that would help him. Then
/ began to use Cuticura Soap and Cuti-
cura Ointment, and after using them
three times, the sores commenced to
heal. He is now we'll, and not scar
is left on his body. They have never
returned nor left him with bad blood.
as one would think. Cuticura Rene
dies are the best I have ever tried,
and shall highly recommend them to
any one who is suffering likewise.
Mrs. William Geeding, 102 Washing.
ton St, Attica. Ind. July %, 1907"
The Yale expositor., 1908-10-30
BREAKS A COLD PROMPTLY

The following formula is never
failing remedy for colds:
One ounce of Compound Syrup of
Sarsaparilla, one ounce Toris Com
pound and one-half pint of good
whiskey, mix and shake thoroughly
each time and use in doses of table
spoonful every four hours.
This If followed up will cure an
acute cold in "a hours. The ingre-
dents can be gotten at any drug store.
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He Would Talk.

This is busy wire, tell you"
roared the excited man in the tele-
phone booth
And from the other end of the wire
came this:
81 don't care, | will talk"
Get off the wire!" shouted the
other, beside himself. You don't want
to talk with me-"
But II was no use
1--WE paid ten cents to talk" came
the answer, and I'm going TO do 1t. J"
And talk he did, busy wire or not
The Yale expositor., 1908-10-30
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands OF
women who have been troubled with
displacements, Inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address. Lynn, Mass.
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CHAPTER u.
I'll "a
The Man.

/ see EN- pretty often during the
next week. They used to loaf down to
the landing of a morning, smoking
cigars, and with their hands in their
pockets. Crazy or not. there was
something about 'em that kind of got
me; / own up l begun to like 'em, in
spite of their tophamper being out of
gear. AS a general run | don't banker
for the average city boarder. He runs
too much to yachting clothes and
patronizing. Neither the clothes nor
they was secondhand and made over
for him by the folks at home. When
one of that kind is out sailing with
me and begins to lord it and show off
afore the girls the Dora Bassett is
pretty apt to ship some spray over the
bow. A couple of gallons of salt
water sliced off wave top and poured
down the neck of one of them fellers
is the best reducer l know of; shrinks
his Importance like twas a flannel
shirt.
But Nate Scudder's private patients
want that kind. Not that they want
dressed Land sakes! l don't s'pose
they wore the same vests two days
running. But they looked like they
was used to their clothes, not as If
they'd just been introduced and didn't
feel to home in 'em. And they didn't
patronize none to speak Of; called me
Skipper" and SOL just as sociable
as could be. And as for the girls, they
never looked twice at any of the hotel
ones. Them two skittish females that
| took over to Trumet used to get in
their way and beg pardon and giggle,
hosting Irritation signals, so to speak,
but Van Brunt and Hartley wouldn't
even come up into the wind; just kept
on their course like they was carrying
that first named 'em THE Heavenly
Twins" twas shortened later to THE
Heavenlies."
Every time took the Heavenlies on
a cruise the more certain | was that
they were loons-harmless and good
natured, of course, but looms just the
same. Most generally they carried
a book along with 'em and read it out
loud to each other They'd read
spell and then stop and break out
with: "By Jove! that's so. He's right,
isn't he?" You'd think that book was
a human almost, the way they went on
about 1t. I've heard a minister do the
same way over the Scriptures; but
this want the Bible; the name of 1t
was THE Natural Life" l borrowed
once to look at, but twas all foolish
ness to me; telling about money being
a cuss, and such rot. I've been cussed
considerable sence l first went to sea,
but not by money-no, sir!
But Van Brunt would read three or
four fathom of rubbish out of The
Natural" and then heave to and say:
odd we didn't think of that afore,
Martin. II doesn't count for much,
does It? Well, we're through with II
now, thank Godl Look at that sun
set. Have a smoke. skipper"
And then he'd pass over cigar that
had cost as much as ten cusses a box,
II I'm any Judge of tobacco.
One night, just as we were coming
into port, Van says to me:
SOL" he says. I'VE may want you
and the boat tomorrow. My man'll
let you know in the morning. Mean
while just dodge the nautical bunch at
the hotel, will your"
I was a good deal shook up. I'd al
most forgot that keeper.
MANI" says I. oh, yes, yesl see.
Is he here now?'
mo; coming tonight believe. BY
The Yale expositor., 1908-10-30

There Is Catarrh In this section OF the country
than all other diseases put together and until the last
few years was supposed TO be incurabe. For great
many years doctors pronounced IL a local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly failing
to with local treatment pronounced II ncurable
Science has proven Catarrh TO be constitutional dis
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure manufactured by r. j. Cheney
4 Co. Toledo Ohio Is the only Constitutional on
the market II Is taken internally In doses from 10
drops TO a teaspoonfu It acts directly the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case II fails TO Send
for circulars and testimonials
Address: T J. CHENEY 4 Co, Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consultation
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EuilYama Modernlzed.

The beautiful mountain peak of Flu
jiyama, which is regarded by the Jap
anese as little short Of sacred, is to
be modernized by electricity. For the
benefit of tourists the mountain top
and the trail to it will be illuminated
by electric lights. Hotels and refresh
ments houses will be erected on the
mountain slope, as well as telephone
and telegraph stations.
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Little whalehone Now Taken,

The amount of whalebone taken an
nually does not now much exceed 25,-
900 pounds. The largest part of this
is taken by the whales sailing out of
ports on the Pacific coast. A few
years ago the amount taken was as
much as 100000 pounds annually.
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Little Maurice had smashed a
plate.
"You naughty little boy" scolded
his mother, when will you learn TO
be more careful. Yesterday the but
ter dish and to-day a plate. What
will you break tomorrow"
Il don't know yet, mother" said the
child.
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SYNOPSIS.

Mr.. Solomon Pratt began comical mar
ration of story. introducing well-to-do
Nathan Scudder of his town, and Edward
Van Brunt and Martin Hartley two rich
New Workers seeking rest Because of
latter pairs lavish expenditure of money.
Pratt's first impression was connected
with lunatics.
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What He'd Seen.

mo" said the eminent scientist. Il
have never seen a Plymouth rock hen
lay cornerstone, but | have fire.
quently seen a pineapple layer cake"
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Arabella-Ah, John, there was
time when you couldn't see enough of
me.
John-Well, can see plenty of you
now, can't /?
The Yale expositor., 1908-10-30

After a girl has put a rose In
mans buttonhole. she Tits her pretty
chin and looks up sidewise, standing
ever so close-many a chump's too
slow TO take the hint
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Proof is inexhaustible that
Lydia e. Pinl1ham's Vegetable
Compound carries women safely
through the Change of Life.
Read the letter Mrs. f. Hanson,
304 f. Long ST., Columbus, Ohio,
writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
at was passing through the Change
of Life, and suffered from nervous
ness, headaches, and other annoying
symptoms. My doctor told me that
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound was good for me, and since taxi
ing it 1 feel so much better, and can
again do my own work. l never forget
to tell my friends what Lydia +. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound did for me
during this trying period"
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Doc Ahem-Yeu seem to cough
ing.
Patient-That's very strange. I've
been practicing all night!
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Pettit's Eye saIve Restores.

No matter how badly the eyes NAV be
diseased or injured. AL druggists or How.
ard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
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Your use OF leisure throws a light
on the whole of your life.
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The keener the critic the more cut
ting the criticism.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces In
dammation, aays pain, cures wind coliC 25c bottle
The Yale expositor., 1908-10-30

IF Your Feet Ache or Burn
get Csc package of Aliens Foot base. IL gives
quick relief Two million packages sold yearly.
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There isn't much meat on the bone
OF contention.
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yr,nortant 70 Mothers,

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
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MISSIONARY SHOW,

LONDON, June As one OF the
preliminary events OF the great Pan.
Anglican Church Conference, which
VIII open in London the middle OF
this month. n unique exhibition was
opened to-day by the London Mission.
airy Society. 1t Is called Pictures in
Model and Is an adaptation Of the
historical pageant, except that 1t will
tell the stories OF the missionary sta.
lions throughout the world. Wins.
ton Churchill presided at the opening
exercises today.
In the Pageant Hall there will be
presented Pageant OF Darkness
and Light" Stirring wo7ks. original
music and beautiful scenery will be
combined in this endeavor to enlist
the most np.to-,late form Of spectacu.
lar appeal In the cause OF missionary
propaganda.
4 "l1all of Religions is to show,
amid surroundings which recall their
original settings. objects. books AMI
devices by which man has sought the
world over to give expression to hts
innate Inspirations to worship.
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5Dfed:Tuesday Eventng.

ssss Mr.. John Williams died at the City
Hospital Tuesday evening after. a lin
.sgering Illness of con sumption.