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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
FOUND A WAY
To Be Clear Of the Coffee Troubles.

Husband and myself both had the
coffee habit and finally his stomach
tand kidneys got in such bad condi.
ton that he was compelled to give up
a good position that he had held for
years. He was too sick to work His
skin was yellow, and ! hardly think
there was an organ in his body that
was not affected.
81 told him felt sure his sickness
was due to coffee and after some dis
cussion he decided to give 1t up.
1T was struggle because Of the
powerful habit One day we heard
about Postum and concluded to try 1t,
and then 1t was easy to leave off
coffee.
His fearful headaches grew less
frequent. his complexion began to
clear, kidneys grew better until at
last he was a new man altogether, as
result of leaving off coffee and TAX
ing up Postum. Then l began to
drink IT, too.
Although / was never as bad off
as my husband, l was always very
nervous and never at any time very
strong. only weighing 50 lbs. before
began to use Postum. Now ! weigh
115 lbs. and can do as much work as
anyone my size. | think.
"Many do not use Postum because
they have not taken the trouble to
make 1t right. | have successfully
fooled great many persons who have
drunk II at my table, They would
remark, You must buy high grade
of coffee One youn5 man who clerked
in a grocery store was very enthusiasts
tic about my coffee When l told
him what II was, he said why I've sold
Postum for four years but ! had no
idea it was like this. Think III drink
Postum hereafter"
Name given by Postum Co., Battl .
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well
villo," IN pkgs. There's a Reason"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
Why sloan's Liniment and Veterinary
Remedies Are the Best to Use.

Let me tell you why Sloan's Lini-
ment and Veterinary Remedies are
the safest and most practical on the
market to-day. In the first place, DR..
Earl S. Sloan. is the son Of veterin-
airy surgeon, and from his earliest In
fancy he was associated with horses.
He bought and sold horses while
yet very young. He practiced as vet
Urinary for 20 years and has 'battled
successfully with every disease to
which that animal is subject.
All his remedies are the result Of
experiments made to save life or re-
lieve suffering while he was practic-
ing his profession.
Any reader, by writing to DR.. Earl
s. Sloan. 615 Albany Street, Boston.
Mass, will receive "Sloan's. Treatise
on the Horse" free. This book tells
how to treat horses. cattle, hogs, and
poultry.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
Monument to Babe"

placed upon his grave every day, It Is
chronicled. The burial cost the bull
dogs owner over $500.
The grave digger of the cemetery
also tells Of dogs buried in rosewood
or mahogany collins, some with gold
handles, and gold. jewelstudded col
lars around their necks.
you have no idea," he will wander
on. "how much money some undertake
ers make on the side in these dog cot
fins. Often the collins are lined with
plush or velvet and cost large sums O.
money.
And then some people insist on
having their dogs embalmed before
they are willing to bury them. OF
course the undertakers keep that part
OF their business very secret, but they
do II just the same"
Many of the dogs that were prize
winners in their lively days have all
their trophies, ribbons. silver mugs
and such things buried with them.
Others have all their old collars, whips
and playthings. and one woman actual.
ly buried a Bible and rosary with a
dog.
"Of course know 1t must seem
very silly" she said In explanation,
but It just makes me feel better, so
why shouldn't do it,"
And do they have real funerals for
dogs, with services and so on?" asked
the seeker of information of the dig
ger of graves.
well, no; no real services" he ex
planned, though some of them would
like to, guess, by the way they act.
Sometimes they bring the body W
from New York in an automobile
sometimes they ship 1t up as freight
and met 1t at the railway station with
carriages. Only family and friends
you know. There are never very many
of them.
But the way those people act when
1t comes to covering up the box is
well-just about the limit. And the
men are not much better than the
women, either. I've got pretty inter
esting job, can tell you.
"And most of them come up regu
larly and see to 1t that I'm keeping the
grave in o X condition. And on the
day of the dogs death they usually
decorate the grave with flowers. car
tell you | wouldn't mind being some
dogs"
There are now $50 dogs and abou
20 cats buried in the cemetery, Plots
cost from SIS to s25 each, including {
zinc lined box which is Theoretically
sealed for shipping. This, however
is only the minimum expense for dos
funeral, and from this point the pric,
goes up far into the hundreds.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

ny local applications they cannot reach the die
eased portion OF the ear. There IL only way TO
cure deafness, and that IL by remedies
Deafness IL caused by an innamed condition Of the
mucous lining OF the Eustachan Tube. When this
tube 10 inhamed you have q rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing and when II IL entirely closed Deaf
ness 10 the result, and unless the Inflammation be
taken and this tube restored TO It's normal condi
tion hearing win be destroyed forever nine cases
out OF ten caused by Cstarrh. which Il nothing
but an innamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness caused by catarrhl that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. send for circulars, free.
Y. j. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipaton.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

fering some months
ago with frequent at
lacks of hard pain In
the back, kidneys
and bladder and the
XII d y secretions
were irreg ularly
scanty or profuse.
Medical treatment
failed to cure him.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
But Not the Same,

Mushley-Indeed, yes. he's very
tender.hearted. l really believe II a
beggar approached him and he had
no money about him he'd actually
take off his coat and give 1t to him.
Crabbe-Well. I'm not tender-heart-
ed, but some Of these nervy beggars
make me feel like taking off my coat
and giving 1t to them-good and
proper.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
The Pe.ru.na Almanac In 100000
Homes

The Peruna Lucky Day Almanac has
become a fixture in over eight million
homes. 1t can be obtained from all
druggists free. BE sure to inquire early.
The 1908 Almanac is already published,
and the supply will soon be exhausted,
Do not put il off. Speak for one to-day
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

AT last" says Mr.. Wood, II began
using Doan's Kidney Pills, and before
one box was gone, went through four
days Of intense pain. finally passing a
stone, one.half by five-sixteenths of an
inch in diameter. l haven't had sign
Of kidney trouble SINCE"
Sold by all dealers, so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
Had Him Tina. Time.

Blinker-Wasn't your engagement
with Miss Splicer broken off rather
suddenly?
knowing what my intentions were.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

BE proud Of the achievements OF
others. Their success is making your
work worth while.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
That Dry Hackinu Couch

needs attention. Ask your druggist
for Browns Bronchial Troches which
will quickly relieve the cough
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

FITS, st. vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Klines
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free $500
trial bottle and treatise. DR.. r. II. Kline,
Id. 93l Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

Drink Garfield Tea at night! II insures q
normal action of liver, kidneys, stomach
and bowels, and overcomes constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

Whether our crosses are bearable
or not depends upon our method Of
carrying them.-Elizabeth Gibson.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

Great beauty and great virtue are
always inaccessible except to those
who strive. who learn to accept, un.
derstand AMI enjoy them.-Sterne.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
Not Prudent.

Patience-Do you believe there is
anything in name, after all?
Patrice-No; that girl Prudence has
Just eloped with her fathers chauffeur.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

PILES CURED IN TO IL DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed 70 cure any casa
Of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles In
10 IL days or money refunded D0c.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

Put It out Of the power of truth to
give you an Ill Observation-Disclosures
Antoninus.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
Importapt to Mothers.
At Least Not Profane.

decided brunette, by name Pickins,
Was arrested for stealing some chickens.
When they asked her to swear
She replied. debonaire:
81 only know deuce darn and dick
ens'"
-Lippincotts.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

Nevada seems apt to forge to the
first place In the production Of pre-.
cious metals.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

Too many people feather their nests
with borrowed plumea
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

That IS LAxATly % BRoM1 9GINlNE. Lock 70.
the signature of ~, w GROVE. Used the World
over 10 Cure u Cold In one bay. 25c.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces I'm
Examination, allays PAIN cures wind collie. 2oc bottle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-01-11
VIRGINIA MERCHANT RID OF A
VERY BIG GRAVEL STONE.
Another Remarkable Cure Of Serious
Kidney Trouble.

c. L. Wood, prominent merchant
of Fentress, Norfolk Co., Va, was suf-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08
A Rash Order.

Senator Curtis of Kansas-"the In
diam" as he is called--has won we'll
deserved reputation as an after din
ner wit of late, despite his dignity on
ordinary occasions. Indeed, it is this
dignity which makes his humor so de-
licious for he scarcely ever raises his
voice above his usual grave, CONVERSE
tional tone
At a recent dinner, says the Bohe-
milan, Mr.. Curtis convulsed his hearers
by telling them of a breakfast expert
ence at a hashhouse in small Indiana
town. When the waiter brought the
ham and eggs, Mr.. Curtis mildly sug-
gested that the eggs be taken back to
the kitchen and turned over--that is.
fried on both sides. But in a moment
he wished he hadn't for the waiter,
fixing him with a Bowery eye, ejacu-
lated:
Turned over, is ut? Well, if we want
them eggs turned over and are too
lazy to do it yourself, you git outer
here, see! What do you think I'm here
for anyway"
The Indian turned 'em.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08
RidicuIe for Lazy Rich.


President Hadley of Yale in his last
annual report said that the idle rich
were as great a curse to college as to
to q community.
"Ridicule. could it but be employed
would turn the idle rich undergraduate
to industry said President Hadley at
a dinner in New Haven: but unfor-
tunately this young man. with his
panoply of motor cars, hunters, and
bull dogs, is not very vulnerable to
ridicule. Riches, alas, are not so ridi-
culed as-say--low stature
"A tiny decadent poet he resumed,
Launched at Philadelphia literary
club into passionate TRADE against
marriage. 1t was great nonsense, that
TRADE, but the little poet was elo-
quent and his younger auditors were
visiby impressed.
With a contemptuous smile a ro-
bust novelist of the wholesome type
watched the spouting poet pace the
room, and at the end of an impressive
period the novelist chuckled and said:
Sit down. Brown; sit down. You
look taller sitting down."
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08
The Abbey Organ Blower.
y gu" 's
(London Tribune.)

(LOnQOn IrlDune.)
Charles Groves, the .organ-blower
who recently retired after thirty-three
years uninterrupted service at West
minister abbey, is a picturesque look
ing old man. curiously reminiscent of
the Victorian age. The scenes which
he has witnessed from his corner be-
hind the big organ woa4d make a VOL
ume of excellent reading. He was on
speaking terms with Queen Victoria,
thru whom he obtained the post at the
abbey in 1874. When the organ-bloW-
ers parents died he states that on both
occasions Queen Victoria "came in her
carriage to the funeral" In his youth
Groves worked as a blacksmith at
Whippingham. and afterwards re-
ceived, an appointment at Osborne
house. A short time ago Sir Freder-
isk Bridge said to him:
y know you are very clever, Groves;
but there is one thing you can't do"
and what is that. sir?"
why, play the organ
"True, true replied the little old
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08
TEAM
And Two Sons Of L. L. Mackaman Arc
injured, Ono Seriously = Autoists
Never Stopped After :::orsss Ran and
Spilled Lads Out.

Harry and Raymond Mackaman,
| aged II and IL years, respectively,
sons of Mr. and Mrs. l.. l.. Mackaman,
zoos West State street, were injured
this afternoon in runaway accident
which resulted upon the team Harry
Mackaman was driving becoming
frightened by a passing automobile.
The lads had been out in the coun-
try for load of wood, and were driv-
ing in over the Vamum road At a
point west of the Merritt Greene farm
an automobile from the west passed
away. The boys We're both pitched for
ward across the tongue of the wagon,
and under the horses heels. Harry was
the worst injured, ind until surgeon
can examine his injuries their exact
extent will not be known. Raymond
was not so badly hurt, but was badly
bruised, and was kicked in the head
by one Of the horses.
The two men in the automobile, it is
eidiiieu' hepl Oh SpmS, anu pdiQ no
attention whatever to the injured lads.
They We're later removed to their
home. The police We're furnished a
number, 1907, said to be the number of
the red machine.
The police found that the machine
belonged to Cecil Rogers, of Laurel.
Mr.. Rogers says that the horses never
noticed his machine as he approached
the boys, but frightened after he
passed when the wagon seat. which was
resting on the load of wood, slipped
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08
man, but you couldn't play it either
if l did not blow properly"
WON an at the Wheel.
est. Louis Post-Disnatch)

est Louis -Dispatch)
Having pretty well .usurped mans
sphere" on dry land. sweet femininity
now takes to the water and for the
first time in his life Uncle Sam has
just issued a river pilots license to a
lady Shall we call this queen of the
river pilotess or a piloteen, or what?
Maybe Mark Twain, out of his steam.
boat experience, his special knowl-
edge of things feminine and his apt
ness for words will find the answer
In any event, call her plain she-pilot
or what you will, the figure of the wo-
man at the helm is one Of command
ing interest and suggestiveness We
invoke for her the benediction Of the
Father of Waters, and proceed to won
der once again, where will women
stop? Shall we have female sea cap
tains and navy commanders, ensign
esses and misunderstanding if lady
pilots (may the fates preserve us), why
not lady pirates?
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08

on the first Tuesday of October, be-
ginning with next year.
Mr.. Cummings states that while he
is president of the new institution
his connection, with 1t will not be of
such a nature as to take him away
from his other business.
The bank has rented the east thir-
~ feet OF the kibbey block. on East
Main street. famliarly known as the
old postofflce. The building is being
remodeled and will be ready for &C.
cupancy in ample time to allow the
bank to begin business at the time
planned, October /.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08
LOCAL MARKETS.
Prices Paid to Farmers by Marshall.
town Dealers,

town Dealers. 7.
The following prices are quoted by
Marshalltown dealers for the different
varieties of farmers provisions, grain,
produce and poultry, also for hides,
tallow, wool, pelts and skins.
Grains.
e. E.. Benedict & Co. will pay the
following prices at their place Of busl.
ness in this city:
Corn, best new-70. :. ------.-
Oats-40.
Wheat-S0@s5.
sstraw-5.00.
Cook Bros Grain Company, at the
Marshall elevator, are paying the tols
lowing prices today:
Corn, good new-7O.
Oats, good-41.
Country Produce.
Reynolds & Sheldon, grocers quote
the following prices in trade for coun-
try produce, effective until further mo-
tice:
Butter, No. country-22. ~
Eggs. strictly fresh-17. #
Poultry, Eggs and Butter.
Swift & Co. until further notice, will
pay at their office the following prices
for farmers poultry. eggs aDd packing
stock:
Hens-7h.
Springs-10.
Old cocks.
Ducks-5.
Butter, packing stock-15.
Eggs-15, rots out.
Hides and TalIow.
III. Willard, Son & Co. will pay dur.
ing the present week, the following
prices:
No. 1 green hides.
Horse hides-2.O0.
Tallow, No. 1-4k.
Tallow, No. 2;-3A.
Rough fat-1.
Sheep pelts-.50, rs and 1928.
Bright Woods.
Light and bright, % and " blood-s
1906
!. Bright, medium u blood--14@15
Low n and cimmon-1S@1A
Coarse and braid-13@14.
I Light fine-12@13.
Heavy fine-10@11.
Dark and dingy, seedy, bury and
chaffy woods. 1-3 less.
U:sefGold Medal Flour for Your pastry.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08
BANK ARTICLES FILED.
Iowa Savings Bank Rents kibbey
Building on East Main.

Articles of incorporation of the
new Iowa Savings bank of MARSHALL
town were today filed with the coun-
ty. recorder. The incorporators are
j. j. Mcclure, C. d. Williams. b. r.
Cummings. n. A. Evans. w. b. Beeson,
w. Fl. Arney Elias Bueghly, E. B..
Zines. n. o. Keen, G. c. Ogier, and
j. p. Cooper.
The officers are: President. B. F.
Cummings; vice president, w. H..
Arney; cashier, j. j. Mcclure; assist
ant cashier j. p. Cooper; directors,
j. ]. Mcclure. c. d. Williams. 3. F.
Cummings. n. A. Evans, J. p Cooper,
w. b. Beeson and w. III. Arney
The capital is given at $4,000. in
shares of 500 each and the corpora
TONS life is TO be- fifty years. to date
from the issue of the certificate of in
corporation by the secretary of state.
The annual meetings are to be held
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08
Diamonds. chamberlain's.

DIR. Billiard, osteopath, is West Main
A new line of sterling and plated
hat pins just received at Aliens.
Our line Is strictly all wool and is
so complete that you will find it easy tc
| make selections. Swanson, the tailor
Mrs. George Willigrod and daughter
Helen returned Friday evening from 4
short visit with friends in Cedar Rap.
! ids.
Master Paul Miller Went to Grinnel
this morning to visit u week or ter
days with Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Yeag
or.
! Try Banner flour and be convinced
Why pay more when YOU can get
Banner flour Guaranteed to be high
grade, made from choice hard wheat
Miss Maggie Murphy left this
morning for Moline, H., where she
will remain for a ten days outing OH
the Mississippi in company with her
sister. Mrs w. S. Hills. and Mr..
and Mrs. Fred Leavens
Mrs. Ellen Lennox returned home
u,
she has been for Weeks visit. Her
son. Mr.. David Lennox, and family, who
have been occupying their cottage at
the lake. expect to return home We'd
nesday.
Twenty-siX young people enjoyed a
picnic supper at the Country club Fri
day evening. the affair being compli-
mentary to Miss Lera Carney's guest,
Miss Marian Lewis, of Southington
Conn. They remained for the regular
dance at the club house Mr. W. A.
Rambough, of ST. Louis. was the only
other out-of-town guest.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. b. Mccormack of
Clemens. We're in the city today. en-
route home from Clear Lake, where
they have been spending few days
with their son. DIR. A. j. Mccormack,
of Gearing, and family, who are at the
lake. Mr.. and Mrs. Mccormack stopped
guests over Friday night Of Mr. and
Mrs. S. S. Hadley.
Mr.. r. l.. Haskell, teller of the
National Livestock bank. Chicago, is
expected to arrive in the city Sunday
for short visit with his cousin. Mr..
j. S. Haskell, who has been quite ill.,
Mr.. Haskell has been suffering from
a case of bladder trouble, and for
time his condition has been quite
critical. He is now much improved.
and able to sit up for short time
each day.
-------.s.--
MIR. and Mrs. A. III. Donnelson and
children, of 504 East Linn street, ar
rived home Friday night from their
western trip. Mrs. Donnelson and
children have been gone since the
18th of June, making the trip on ac-
count of Mrs. Donnelson's health, |
which was greatly benefited After
visiting at Blair. Neb., at the home of !
Mr.. Sheldon Peck, Mrs. Donnelson's |
father. Mrs. Donnelson left the chill
iren there, and in company with her
'ather. spent six weeks i'm Colorado
md Utah. visiting at Denver, Colo /
ado Springs, Salt Lake City, and |
other points. AT Denver Mrs. Donnel-
son attended two sessions of the DEM
,cratic national convention, and wit
lessed the scenes surrounding the
of Kern for the vice pres
dency. Upon the return of his fam.
ly to Blair Mr.. Donnelson left for
hat city week ago and accompanied
lis wife and children home.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08
SHIPPING MANY MELONS.
Twelve Car Loads Of WatermeIons
From Missouri Points Go Thru City.

Twelve car loads Of Watermelons on
one Iowa Central train passed thru the
city Friday night as part of thru
freight No. 81. The melons were from
points in Missouri. and destined to
points north. Two of the car loads
were consigned to this city. The melon
traffic at the present time is very
heavy on all roads.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-08-08

and fell off. He thinks this is what
frightened the horses. Mr.. Rogers said
he had to move at a lively rate in order
to prevent the horses running into
him, but that he later caught the
team