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Los Angeles herald., 1908-02-23

LOYAL LEGION
HAS BANQUET
ARMY AND NAVY HoNoRED AT
ALEXANDRIA
MANY ToAsTs RESPONDED TO
BY SPEAKERS
Criticisms on the Service Emphat-
icaIIy DIsapproved by Rear Adj
miral Farenholt, Old Ship
mate of Evans

Amid the shining colors, with the soft music
Of the Hawaiian singers and the Royal Hun
garian orchestra fnterspersing the toasts and
with a most sumptuous repast spread before
them, the members of the Southern Cali
fcrnia Association of Companions of the Mill
tary Order of the Loyal Legion of the United
states held their banquet at the Hotel Alex
andria last evening.
Col. Gilbert D. Munson. president Of the
organization, presided as POSTMASTER in his
happy manner
A. F. Mondon. musician Of Co. A. Seventh
infantry, National Guard of California,
sounded the following bugle calls throughout
the course of the evening: Mess CALI AS
sembly," Retreat" and Taps" feature
greatly appreciated by the Legion and its
friends.
The toast to THE President was drank in
silence, as customary, the women joining.
The toast, Patriotism" responded to
by Gen. John L. Beveridge.
1.-THE star-spangled Banner was sung by
Mrs Robert wankowski In the most charming
manner Of that finished vocalist. while the
audience Joined in the refrain.
"Liberty with Law"
In responding to the toast. Liberty with
Law" General Harrison Gray Otis took oc-
CASTOR to say:
Liberty without law becomes license;
finally anarchy. the destruction of govern
ment, the beginning Of the end. But some
times subordinate courts must be brought to
terms as well individuals. corrupt and
ignorant judiciary or a feeble and cowardly
bar are signs Of decaying nations Citizens,
organized or unorganzed, have equal rights
before the law in the field Of human endeavor.
No class of freedom is deserving OF
protection than industrial freedom
War" was the toast to which Gen. Adna
r. Chaffee, U. S. A., retired, responded.
d. B. Bowley OF San Francisco sang with
stirring effect and in splendid voice Queen
Of the Earth" which met with hearty APP
plause.
Toast to "The Navy"
1.-THE Navy was the toast which was re-
sponded to by Rear Admiral o. W. Faren-
bolt, U. 8. N.
After eulogizing Rear Admiral Evans, the
speaker reminded the audience that Evans is
the only frst-cass original member Of the
Loyal Legion in that feet, having seen battle
service In the Civil war.
"The Loyal Legion" Toasted
Col James z. Montgomery responded to the
toast OF THE Loyal Legion"
1.-THE Union Volunteer Private Soldier" was
the toast responded to by the Rev. Robert
J. Burdette
lively and feelingly by Mrs. Robert Wsnkow-
ski the audience joining in the refrain, after
which three cheers were given for Gen.
Chaffee. q vote of thanks was passed for the
Alexandria hotels hospitality, and the ad-
1ournment followed.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-02-23
AutO-ViviseCtiOn
Do You Deliberately Torture Yourself
Alive by NegIecting Your Stomach?
Remedy Free for the Asking

great outcry has arisen during the
last few years against scientists who
torture dumb animals alive in the in
terests of science. How many people
are there, however, who needlessly tor
ture themselves by causing their stom-
achs to overwork? Dyspepsia, indiges-
ton, heartburn, sleeplessness, loss OF
vim and energy are the inevitable
result.
Are you one of these?
Why not give your stomach rest?
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets will re-
lieve your stomach of all it's work and
do it for you. They are compounded
of the very elements and do the work
which the stomach performs when in
normal health, aseptic pepsin, malt
diastase and like ingredients.
DIR. Richardson in writing a thesis on
treatment of dyspepsia and indigestion,
closes his remarks by saying, For
those suffering from acid dyspepsia.
shown by sour, watery risings, or for
fiatulent dyspepsia shown by gas on
stomach, causing heart trouble and
difficult breathing, as well as for all
other forms of stomach trouble, the
safest treatment is TO take one or two
of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets after
each meal. advise them because they
contain no harmful drugs. but are COM
posed of valuable digestives, which act
promptly upon the food eaten. never
knew case of indigestion or even
chronic dyspepsia which Stuarts Tab
let's would not reach
Cheap cathartic medicines claiming to
cure dyspepsia and indigestion can
have no effect whatever in actively
digesting the food, and to call any
cathartic medicine cure for indiges-
ton is a misnomer
Every druggist in the United States
and Canada sells Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets, and they are not only the
safest and most successful but the
most scientific of any treatment for
Indigestion and stomach troubles.
Price 50c box at all druggists.
Free sample on application to f. A..
Stuart Co. $50 Stuart Bldg, Marshall,
Mich.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-02-23

More and more every day are the people
of Los Angeles beginning to depend upon
the European Medical Experts for help in
time of Sickness" said the Great Fer-Don,
in an interesting talk at the Peoples theater
last evening. These DOCTORS" continued
he, "are performing great work here.
They are curing those who have been suf-
fering from chronic diseases for years and
who have tried to find relief through the
treatments of other physicians. Many come
into the offices at 745 South Main street,
discouraged and sick, having paid hundreds
of dollars for treatments from others. These
people, after examination, and after they
are shown the names of SO many others
who have been cured, are restored to con-
fidence, and in cases where the European
treatments are used, are soon restored to
perfect health"
The liberal offer is still in force. To
those who have not yet been treated the
medicines to complete a cure will be fur
nished at cost. This makes the cost of
cure so very reasonable that both the rich
and the poor can afford to be made we'll
again.
And these wonderful physicians will ac-
cept no case that they cannot cure. If, after
an examination, one of the Experts learns
that the case is incurable, he tells the
patient and refuses to accept the case. 1t
is by thus dealing honestly and truthfully
with all that they have gained an enviable
reputation here and everywhere.
Among those cured few may be men
toned:
Los Angeles herald., 1908-02-23
Entire Change Of Program at Peoples Theaer Monday.
Don Entertainments Prove Popular

L. M. Thurman, prominent mining man
whose city address is 842 South Broadway,
stomach and liver trouble
Mrs. A. Lively of o10 East Thirty second
street, stomach and kidney trouble.
Vivian Edwards, the man with the goats,
scores of gall stones removed without OF
Grafton.
Mrs. L. Bremner of San Gabriel, relieved
of gall stones without operation.
c. d. Roberts, 1900 East Main street, re-
leved of tapeworm.
S. Brock of Calexico, Cal, cancer re-
moved without the knife.
F. c. Clark, Oil Clover street, tumor re-
moved without the knife.
Mrs. Jack Rowell, 303 Central avenue,
tumor removed.
At the Peoples theater on Main street,
between Fifth and Sixth streets, the enter
1tainment which is offered by the Great Fer
Don is greatly enjoyed. Ten cents adnlis-
sion to all parts of the house, and 70 cents
on Sundays proves popular. The show this
week will be full of singing and fun and
will be the best effort yet offered. Show
starts promptly each evening at o'clock.
Two hours and fifteen minutes are given
to the show and about twenty minutes to
demonstrations.
MANY imitators of name and methods are
springing UP on all sides, calling them
selves bloodless surgeons and claiming to
remove tumors, cancers and gall stones
without operation. The European Medical
Experts and Bloodless Surgeons at 40
South Main street, are positively the only
ones who have these bloodless treatments.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-02-23
THAW CLOSELY OBSERVED
BY HEAD OF ASYLUM


ALBANY, N. Y. Feb. 22-Dr. Fer
ris, president Of the state commission
on lunacy, said today that Harry K.
Thaw, acquitted of the murder of
Stanford White on the ground of in
sanity, is being closely watched by
Superintendent Lamb of the state hos
pital for the insane at Matteawan.
DR.. Ferris said the procedure in such
cases as Thaw's is to observe the pa
tient for the first sixty days of his
confinement and at the end of that
period If he is regarded by the super
intendent as sane a report to that ef-
feet will be made to the court.
If Thaw is believed by the superin-
tendent, after he has made his exam
nations and observations. to be in
sane 1t is not likely that report
will be made to the court unless re-
quested by Thaw's counsel.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-02-23
Chicago Removes Snow

BY Associated Press,
CHICAGO, Feb. 22.-The city today
completed the task of clearing the
business section of the snow that fell
in the great storm of last Tuesday and
Wednesday Four thousand men were
kept busy for four days and twenty
eight thousand wagon loads of snow
were removed,
The daily tribune., 1908-04-01
ITEMS FROM FLOR.
ENCE PUBLIC SCHOOLS

The High school ball team goes to
Pueblo Saturday morning to run bases
with the Centennial High school
team. The Colts are getting offers of
games from all over Southern Colo
RADIO. They have been trying to get
up game with the Union mill team,
but the Union boys don't seem to be
gamo.
Russell Proffitt of Denver, an old
High school pupil, who is now at
the East Denver High school, came
down from the capital on his wheel
to spend few days on his old stamp
ing ground.
The regular monthly meeting of
the Florence teachers will occur at
500 p. m, Friday in room 8. McCand-
less building. An unusual number
Of important topics are to be discuss.
ed. Miss Aulsebrook will take up
"Among Country Schools. - Miss
Brimble and Miss Eakin will review
Sherman and Reeds Essentials Of
Teaching Reading" Supt. Kenyon
and Mrs. McCorkle will talk about
the school exhibit at the county fair
for next fall; Mrs. Rich and Miss Nc
Connell will explain the plans for the
improvement of the school premises.
Robert Champion was welcome
visitor at the High school Tuesday.
Robert came down from Colorado
Springs to play with the Academy
team last Saturday and remained
over few days to visit his parents.
Mrs. Nat Mcconnell. Rev. Pingree,
Father Edmund and Supt. Kenyon
will endevaor to enlist the school
children In the aims OF the Civic
Improvement league tomorrow. They
will visit every grade and try to In
still the true civic spirit into the pu.
pills.
The daily tribune., 1908-04-01
JOHN MITCHELL
RETURNS FROM
NATIONAL UNIV

Indianapolis. Ind, April l. After
a decade spent in active work As the
executive head of the United Mine
Workers Of America. during which
time has attained reputation as the
nations foremost labor leader, John
Mitchell today stepped down and out
and was succeeded by Thomas L.
Lewis. Of Ohio. During the time that
he has been president Of the miners
union. that organization has grown
from a small and Insignificant body
to one Of the strongest labor unions
In the world. with total member
ship of $50. GEO. Mitohel's retire
ment WAS wholly voluntary, aud
WAS due to i'll health. II he had
wished, he could probably have re-
tained his position throughout his
lifetime, 30 popular is he with the
memDerS OF tne union.
Many rumors are in circulation as
to Mitchell's future. He has beon
mentioned ~ q possible Democratic
candidate for governor Of Illinois. mis-
home being In Spring Valley, Ill.
1t has also been stated that Mitchell
would be asked by President Roose-
velt to go to Panama and make re.
port on labor conditions in the canal
zoue. The retired labor leader will
be one Of the delegates to the confer
ence on the conservation Of the ma
tural resources of the country, called
by President Roosevelt.
The daily tribune., 1908-04-01

DIED IN CANON. j Shannon.
Il member OF Royal Gorge Council,
No. 1925 Knights OF Columbus Of this
city. died In Canon last evening Of
Bright's disease. He is we'll known
in this city. but has been residing In
Canon for some time. A number OF
the members Of the local council
will attend the funeral which will
be held tomorrow morning at 10
O'Clock from st. Michnel's church.
Canon.
The daily tribune., 1908-04-01
INDIANA
ENDORSES
FAIRBANKS

indianapolis. Ind. April -Four
delegates at large, pledged to the sup
port of Vice President Fai rbaulSs,
and fifteen national electors will be
elected by the Republican state con-
vention, which assembled Mt O'Clock
this afternoon. This will make the
full quota of thirty delegates to the
Chicago convention from Indiana,
all Of whom will vote for Fairbanks.
The state convention is composed OF
/. .467 delegates. 1t will reassemble
at 8 O'Clock tomorrow morning for
the purpose Of nominating candidates
for governor, lieutenant governor,
secretary OF state, auditor, treas urer.
attorney general and other state and
judicial Offices 1t is understood that
the Indiana delegation will vote
solidly for Fairbanks In the national
convention as long as there is any
possibility Of bringing about his nom-
iuation. In case of evident failure.
it is more than likely that Indiana's =
entire strength will be thrown to
Taft.
The daily tribune., 1908-04-01
CHURCH OFFICERS

CHURCH OFFICERS - The an
nual meeting Of the members OF the
Presbyterian church was held last
night and the following officers were
elected: Elders. II. II. Smi tn and f.
d. Mccormick; trustees, T. M. How.
ellis and ]. d. Stewart; de acons, L.
b. Park and O. W. Braiuerd; treasur.
or, Marshall Eakin. The last named
officer is for one yer while the 9th.
ers are elected to serve three years.
The matter Of filling the pastoral
vacancy was left with the supply
committee who will take up the work
1t once.
The daily tribune., 1908-04-01
ANOTHER DIVIDEND
FOR HARTMAN ROAD

New York, Aprill- A quarterly
dividend Of ~ per cent on Southern
Pacific common. u 2H per cent quar-.
terly dividend on Union Pacific cont
mon and 2 per cent semi. i.annual
dividend on Union Pacific preferred
were paid today.
The daily tribune., 1908-04-01
INSURANCE COMPANY
QUITS -FOUR STATES

Rome, Ca. April lowing to the
state laws requiring large surplus,
the State Mutual Life Insurance com
pany Of this place. today retires from
Tennessee, Virginia. West Virginia
and North Carolina.
The daily tribune., 1908-04-01
Sa4. 40 Denver to Mexico.

The Colorado and Southern Will
sell between March 9th and April 30
oDe.way tickets via FL Paso to Mcxi-
co City 1t above extremely low rate.
The daily tribune., 1908-04-01

Wat oh Tribune class ads.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09
Too Good an Offer.

That a good thing" is sometimes
too good was shown the other day
In Little Rock, Ark when clothier,
TO attract "A crowd TO his store, scat
tered 500 81 bills in his show window
and stuck up sign offering them for
80 cents each. Strange To say. how
ever. the market was dull. Passers
by whose attention was attracted
by the display of banknotes either
hurried on after taking look AT the
display or else studied them carefully
as though wondering how any one
mad succeeded In making such "A per
feet counterfeit OF a 81 bill. for they
were too wise 10 believe that they
were real. This recalls Il wager made
by Western man that he could stand
at a busy corner In his home town
offer a $40 gold piece for 50 and get
no takers. Luck was against him.
however. for one OF the first men to
pass was bank cashier. who prompt
~ snapped up the bargain.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09
These Will Make Life Worth Living

did take US all ?"-Eyerybody's Mag
azine.
Brute.
HoStess-Why didn't you bring
Capt. Splasher with you?
Capt Bolson-Duty. Mrs. Clutter
buck. We couldn't both get away, so
We tossed mp for it.
Hostess-And YOU won,
Capt Bolson-No-l lost, New
York Press.
Active Capital.
A little pecuniary transaction had
taken place between Jimmie and his
grandfather
You might just as we'll give me the
other nickel" Jimmie said "Minniell
only waste IT, She puts her money In
the bank right away. | buy things
with mine Youths Companion.
On the Contrary.
Large-There goes a man who takes
life easy.
Little-Optimist?
Large-No: motorist-Exchange
There are two periods in a man S
life when he is unable to understand
women. One is before marriage and
the other after.-Harper's Weekly
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09

can mamma?
met a girl know at the theater
the other day. | didn't know ! knew
her until she leaned over and spoke TO
me and then | was so surprised
couldn't think or thing TO say
A girl know-and she used TO be
as sweet as rose. as pretty as pink
and as modest as an English daisy.
and now--well. when she came into
the iheater | sighed and said to my
companion
Dear me. where do they all come
from, these great strapping, bleached,
rouged girls, with their bushel baskets
OF hair, and their figures on public ex-
hibition?"
The girl | know has a mother. and
the mother saw me looking az the girl
i know.
You didn't know her, did you?"
said the mother. She has changed a
good deal. hasn't she?" And her way
OF doing her hair--do you like IT." ]
said 10 the mother.
We'll" said the mother 10 me, "Er.
ah--not exactly, but all the girls do 1t
you know, and Marjorie cried her eyes
out wheE | spoke OF her doing II more
sirs ply
And In the meantime poor Marjorie,
who is we'll porn and ought 10 be well
bred. Is striding through Mortified
world looking like a caricsture OF a
show girl instead OF like gentlewom-
an. Just because Marjorie's mamma
hasn't strength OF character enough TO
make her daughter dress Ike a lady
or like a daughter OF a lady.
When Marjorie marries a cheap lit
tie imitation OF 2 man, the only sort
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09
Neatly Answered.

A wellknown British general used
TO relate with much enjoyment a
story about a very stuck-up officer OF
the Guards who said to brother lieu
tenant one day;
Il say-haw--is it true that your
father was only shopkeeper?"
Quite true replied the other
calmly: what OF it?'
"Oh. nothing" said the first Off.
Ger: only-haw it was great
pity. | think, that he didn't make you
one
You think SO" retorted the other
lieutenant well. opinions differ. But
LET me ask you what was your
father"
My father Why. my father OF
course. was gentleman
'Ah. what a pity he did not make
YOU one, promptly remarked the 9th
er-Human Life.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09
Snug Harbor
BY WEEK JONES.


There's an island in an ocean that always level blue
That lead has sounded that pilot ever knew:
Without buoy light beacon; sail:
Yet the that 1t of their andfal never fail
AS gently the a sweehearts bosom swells
Around the island where the
The breeze just breahes enough soft ssurrant
And watt the fragrance OF the drowy calm
And with upon the table and tobacco the hand
Sit thousand OF salormen every sailors land
Forgotten toll and hardship. forgotten reef gale
Forgotten foe and scurvy and fog frozen sail
The trader and the pirate, they drink luck;
The captured the whom he lately struck;
The SLAYER and the kings raise cups oyerbrim;
The buccaneer and fisherman blinking rim o
Here all In and laughter and pleasurng all day
And you would make the island and let's up away?
All. cannot make II. nor join that company;
The Islands only for those who have
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09
Advice of Polonius.

Give thy thoughts no tongue.
Nor any unproportioned thought his
act.
BE thou familiar. hut by no means vul-
gar.
The friends thou hast. and their adop-
ton tried.
Grapple them to thy soul with hooks
OF steel
But do not dull thy palm with enter
tainment
or each new hatch'd. unfiedg'd COM
rade Beware
or entrance TO a quarrel. but. being In,
Bear IL. that the opposed may beware
Give every man thine ear. but few thy
voice.
Take each mans censure but reserve
thy judgment
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy.
buy.
But not expressed in fancy: rich. not
gaudN.
For the apparel oft proclaims the man:
And they In France. OF the best rank
and station,
Are most select and generous chief in
that
Neither borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both Itself and
friend.
And borrowing dulls the edge OF hus-
handry
This above ALTO thine own self be
true:
And it must follow, as the night the
Thou can'st not then be false to any
Farewell my blessing season this in
thee.
Shakespeare.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09
Painting the Lily.

who can possibly admire her as she Is
now. her mother will wonder why Mar
jorie's best friend, who wears smooth
hair and simple frocks. made such an
excellent match.
Ii | had daugnter under 20 who
insisted on getting herself up TO look
like a French dancer. I'd make a bon
fire OF her clothes and dress her In
Kate Greenaways before I'd let her ap-
pear in public in any such guise.
There's plenty OF time 10 paint and
TO bleach and 10 make up. your poor
little goose-plenty OF time to do that
when you have 10.
You can't compete with the mature
woman on her own ground. anyway.
She's bound 10 be cleverer and
quicker witted and have more tact
than you. Why don't you look your
own part and put the elderly. made-up
person out OF existence by the con
trast OF your simple, girlish charm
and your real complexion?
What would you think OF a woman
who wore an artificial hump on her
shoulders with the idea that she wa
making herself look attractive?
Well, that's what you do. Miss Sweet
Sixteen, when you paint your young
cheeks and make up your clear. soft
girlish eyes.
Leave the rouge pots and the bleach
lotion 70 the poor. elderly would
be's," dear girl II your mother hash I
sense enough to make you dress as
you should, why. dress that way your
self and surprise her.
It's worth while; for dozen rea'
sons o dozen times worth while.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09
Dangers of Delay.

Upon moving into n new neighbor-
hood the small boy of the family was
cautioned not to fight with his new
acquaintances. One day Willie came
home with a black eye and very much
spattered with dirt
why. Willie" said mamma, II
thought I-told YOU TO count hun
dred before you fought"
Il did. mamma" said Willie. and
look what Tommy Smith did while !
was counting Ladies' Home Jour
nal
IL absence makes the heart grow
fender, it's up ia the wise young maA
to go home early.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09
Thursday. July 9.
H> 1903.
GRAMMAR SCHOOL DI0l0dr
BY WEEK JONES.
Lesson xxIl.-The Canary.

The Canary is usually found In
Cage ora Cat. II has a sweet song
and soft snap. which latter seems
To accompany a good Voice.
Little Boys and Girls should culti-
vate their Voices and some day they
may be lured into the gild-ed cage OF
Opera.
This is all Biology teaches us
about the Canary. except that II
will die II you forget its Seed and
Water.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09

An apology is satisfactory only TO
the person who makes it.--Chicago
News.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09
Another Old Age Recipe.

Thomas Kelly OF Ballygawley,
County Tyrone, ireland, who at lU1
climbed ladder and repaired his own
roof, according to the London papers
is the latest centenarian 10 give the
the world his recipe for old age.
which is made up of plain food
early rising. hard work. a sparing use
OF alcohol and plenty of fresh noun
tain air
The Detroit times., 1908-07-09
Sometimes.

Across the fields OF long ago
He sometimes comes To me,
A little lad with face aglow--
The lad l used to be.
And vet he smiles 40 wistfully.
once ne has crept within
I think that he still hopes TO see
The man | might have been
Thomas s. Jones. I'm Windsor Maya
zine.