The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-15
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Now look out for an Indiana mover House Of Thousand Murders"
 The Merry Widow hat is attracting
 People who live in stained" glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
 .'Here's where I go round the belt line. said the fresh young man in the parior as he put his arm around Ma
 And heres where you get a trans fer" interrupted her irate papa as he assisted the young man out of the house by the left ear.
 Shes attracting wide attention"
 why the fat woman over at the dime museum.
 An eighty-three year old Missouri woman has just married for the third time. her heason being that nothing so conduces to longevity as matri- mony." Mebbe-in some cases
 Columbia has a pitcher named saIve He's just the man to sn1oothe the feel ings of the umpire.
 Once in a great while thing 90 unexpected happens as to startle the whole civilized world. A man in Cieve- land struck his wife because she had not spoken to him in three months. That man hadn't sense enough to ap- preciate a good rest when he had IL g, Won't the Senators who looked un- CTS Days catch it when they get back home?
 The way to Texas editors heart IS through his stomach
 
 Looking back at the greatest minds of the world one is thankful for Ella of one Shakespeare. an Englishman. A New Jersey woman wants 8 di- vorce because her child Is frightened like that might be annoying to d
 man.
 The newly elected governor of Louis- jana is to be escorted to his place or inaugpration by fifty pretty girls Tn peek-a- boo waists. Such reward Is worth running for
 we all pause and reflect that we aren't so very bad looking.
 Yes" said the State representative proudly. T can say that helped pass
 "Don't hoiler till you be outen the SnIOsS .st stYTned E S. the hSysssns will come along an declare 1t uncon- stitutional."
 That they call 1t gentle spring"--
 Seems to me funny thing.
 Gentle Spring may be quite mild, But her flowers are surely wrid.'
 The backbone of winter has been broken again.
 Somebody has originated the idea of ink. Started to worry the white pa per trust?
 Say it isn't stealing is it to take sos This of Is ,sya funny funny old TorIS Don't marry the very first girl you fall in love with. Wait till you've seen | the rest.
 The Drawing Class. The artist draws his picture, The workman draws his pay. And every mortal draws his breath Day by day. The heiress draws the titles | As the summer time draws near.
 But the bar-keep draws his beer! l Vacation Time. | Sing O roses, sing O rhyme Sing O glad vacation time. Sing O pretty f1uffy misses. Sing O millions O sweet kisses. l Sing O graduating dress, Sing O youth and happiness For the glad times drawing near Quite the gladdest of the year. Dear vacation-stroll again Down the perfumed Lovers Lane. | Listening to the wild birds singing, | Sweetly singing. while they're swing ing
 Tn the mountsin--by the lake | Where the leaning lilies shake, | Their perfume upon the waters | By the meadow-by the break. l Where the moonlight rides at night l Fill the heart full O delight | Where he swears he loves you madly | And you snuggle up so tight. Oh, its kisses, love and rhyme, ~ In the glad vacation time. Grantland Rice is now writing pro- | hibition poetry. We are looking daily | for the announcement that Paul Cook | and Drift Armstrong have dropped 1 Grantland's name from the honorary | list of the Ragged and Jagged Poet s Association of Alabama Houston