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that reads advertisements
this isn't true What he means Is that he "..- IT,
them unless they are forced upon his attent..-
Advertising in high class publications like ra ~-HDE
MAGAZINE is commercial news, trustworthy II
only way anyone can keep informed To- III. -rt
industries going in this country IS by reading e~t~
ments
Women know these things by instinct For every t-
use, her intuition IS a thousand times more tn
cold, logical reasoning because It goes straight To- marx
1t IS not only quicker but Every man who hes MI
association with women knows that When I'll. lr Will
the Superior Brain and the Woman with I--c-- star
the Will arrive a a bound. while Il IAN VII
grore and founder all around the place. She docs. Nr.
how she got there but She Is She IS the Ia-
When a woman IS wrong. IS because her -,nt''
failed, but because she failed to trust it.
\ heap of money has been spent by advertisers Fl
educating the Superior Brain into reading aE -',-
and in the proper read them That '"t-'
thing in which the has a great adv. &C. "
woman reads advertisements carefully She ~-r OH
with the idea that She is going to find sonnet rea
wants. And generally She does. Rercr1.e~ IS ne
business of manufacturers To make things wan"
and then depend upon advertising let people 81. af''
them.
1t isn't with the idea of helping the advertiser '1~
read and answer advertisements L .e'ao7
their intuition proved by their experience. h s.r''nt
them that they personally benefit by reading ,c1 IHt
know it pays only in the pure cc1uucrca. sense nu'
satisfaction And that is why cath.., IN 'I'"
advertisement reading.
Don't YOU think. Mr.. Man Who Doesn't Read -iI'
tsementS. that it IS about time YOU woke up, "oU"
1t be wise learn another lesson from Hcrt 4'"
learned good many, know, and pretty valuable '
Don't cling the old fiction that goods merely t' &
and that advertising Is OF the methods employed
fool people. Articles made To benefit io.,'t W"
need them who them, and I'm the 'fs '~
these articles make the biggest sales.
You get along without reading advcrt"oia''-1
YOU get along without a telephone gas 'f It,
light lamps, But YOU viii be- stumbling = 81.
several Years behind the times missing lot 'l l.'
and satisfaction 10y doing without things that MAKE "
worth while.
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ADV E r TISING @
AND w O M E u

YOU know why experienced .erti>,
would rather make an appeal 70 ".-n th-
to men: Because women have the CHER II
telligence.
Man may have superior brain e~: 10
when it comes To- intelligence. which
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-31
Tho Hoo.


No other animal has been more modi
fed by civilization and none reverts
more quickly to the original wild type
than the hog. Three generations of
running wild suffice to turn the
smooth. round, short shouted razor
back or hazel splitter thin. lank. leggy
lop cared. snarp shouted, an Ishmael
in bristles. running like deer. if run
ming be possible, fighting as only a
wild hog can fight when battle is Inn
perative. The tusks, which have beer
half obliterated in the process of civil
lization. get back size and strength
At year old they are formidable, at
two murderous, at three or five more
deadly than a sword. They afford a
certain index Of age up to six years
but are commonly broken in fights
long before that time. Wild boars are
very i'll tempered and when worsted in
fighting often revenge themselves by
ripping the bark from trees as high as
they can reach.
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CHANCES IN GAMBLING.
Tho Rule Of the Unexpected at Il
Tables In Monte Carlo.

Tho Rule Of the Unexpected at the
Tables In Monte Carlo.
There are systems. some will say.
that will defeat the bank at Monte
Carlo. have not found one. Two
factors settle all systems. One is the
banks limit. which prevents the dou-
bling system so often advocated; the
second, tho extraordinary idiosyncrasies
of chance. Red or black will often
run In long series. / saw fifteen reds
come up in succession on one occasion.
seventeen uneven numbers in an up-
broken series on another. One even.
Ing on losing day / was playing on
the first six numbers and persistently
for some hours the last twelve mum
bers invariably turned up. Once 1 saw
81 come up four times in succession
when Mechanically 1t should have
taken IA coups to make it show that
number of times. and still more strange
that on this occasion each time il
came up gentleman had staked the
limit on the number-namely, 1SC
francs-winning in ten minutes some
thing over $4,000 francs One readily
sees by these instances the unexpected
very often happens-in fact. more Of
ten that not.-Arthur Hewitt In 30
Aemian Are@-,-ine
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THE SWORDFISH.
Overload of the Sea and the Daintiest
Feeder That Swims.

Overload OF the Sea and the DaInttest
Feeder That Swims.
The swordhsh is the overload Of the
sea. Neither the whale, the shark nor
any other giant of the deep can con-
brawl. Nevertheless he is peaceful in
the main and seeks the simple life,
amusing himself often with worldwide
travel and always with delicate gusta-
tory joys. He is the daintiest feeder
that swims, always kills his own game
and thel eby insures it's freshness,
wherefore his flesh Is delight to the
palate Of mankind and wherefore,
again, men 60 forth to kill him for
market and thereby at times fall upon
adventures that make the hunting Of
tigers and the shooting Of grizzlies pale
into pastimes for the weary weakling.
For the bold swordfish is still hunted
In mode as primitive as that the Eski-
mo uses to kill the stupid whale, and
often the sting of the harpoon changes
this luxurious ocean gastronome into
a raging water devil, quick to perceive
his advantage, charging with the speed
of a bullet and the accuracy Of a
swordsman up against the lone fisher
man In the dory who tries to bring
him to gaff Then must the fisherman
measure with exactness the lunge of
the monster, avoid 1t by a marvel Of
nice sidestepping in a plunging dory,
or he will be spitted like lark.-Wil.
liam Inglis in Harper's Weekly.
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PLAIN JOHN SMITH.
Now His Name Changes In Various
Parts of the World.

Now His Name Changes In Various
Parts Of the World.
John Smith--plain John Smiths not
very high sounding; it does not sug-
gest aristocracy; it is not the name Of
any hero in die away novels, and yet
It is good, strong and honest Trans
ferred to other languages, it seems to
climb the ladder of responsibility.
Thus in Latin it is Johannes Smithus;
the Italian smooths 1t off into Giovan-
nj Smith; the Spaniards render 1t
Juan Smithus; the Dutchman adopts it
as Hans Schmidt; the French flatten
it out into Jean Smeet, and the Rus
sian sneeZes and barks Jonloff Smit-
towskf. When John Smith gets into
the tea trade in Canton he becomes
Jovan Shimmit; If he chambers about
Mount Hecla, the Icelanders say he is
Jaime Smithson; If he trades among
the Tuscaroras he becomes Ton Ga
Smittia; in Poland he is known as
Ivan Schmittiweiski; should he wan
der among the Welsh mountains they
talk Of Jihon Schmidt; when he goes
to Mexico he is booked as Jontli
FSmitti; if of classic turn and he lin
gers among Greek ruins he turns to
Ion Smikton, and in Turkey he is ut
terly disguised as Voc Seef.-Phreno-
logical Journal.
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HAD NARROW ESCAPE
Mr.. and Mrs. H. M. GaIbreath
Thrown Out of Ria in
Accident.
TWO RIGS IN COLLISION.

Mr.. and Mrs. H. M. Galbreath, who
reside near Fountain City, had a mar
row escape this morning from being
seriously injured. They had driven to
the city to attend the Bryan meeting
at the coliseum. Just as Mr.. Gal
breath started to hitch his horse to
the hitch rack on North Seventh
street opposite the Neff & Nusbaum
store, Guy Trotter, driving a team of
horses, emerged from the alley in the
rear of the store.
He pulled up suddenly to prevent
colliding with the Galbreath rig. In
SO doing the tongue of his vehicle
raised, catching under the Galbreath
rig and turning it upside down. Mr..
and Mrs. Galbreath were thrown out
and deposited among a basket of eggs
and a jar of butter. Several police
men formed rescue party and soon
had Mr.. and Mrs. Galbreath on their
feet and the rig righted. Mrs. Gal
breath's Indignation over the loss of
the eggs amused the big crowd which
witnessed the accident.
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4 MEMORY OF THE PAST.
Tho UnaIIoyed Joy That Came With
the Little Red Scarf.

The Unalloyed Joy That Came With
the Little Red Scarf.
IT was wondering the other day
what one thing had given me the most
pleasure in the world" said the village
deacon. 81 had to go back long
ways-clear back into the blessed San
ia Claus days-but 1 recalled 1t. 1t
was a scarf l found in my stocking
one bright Christmas morning. 1 got
O red one, and my brother got a blue
one. I was a mighty proud boy that
morning as l trudged downtown with
that red scarf around my neck.
wore it every day until the birds be-
gan to sing in the springtime and the
kids were hunting up their marbles.
/ don't now remember who gave it to
me nor what became of it, but I do
know that the memory of 1t still clings
like benediction.
''Since the days Of that little red
scarf l have had things Of far more
intrinsic value. 1 have worn lodge
emblems of high degree; have had
gold watch and chain; 1 once had a
pair Of shoes that cost SIS and a neck
tie that cost twice as much as the lit
tie red scarf. Nay, more. 1 once tackled
a plug hat But among these things
do recall none that gave me such
genuine and unalloyed pleasure, such
a swelled up feeling, as did that little
red scarf way back in the days when
the wolf sat out in the road and
howled IT'S the little red scarf days
that stir the memory with 1T might
have been "-Osborn (Kan9 Farmer.
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Her EXERCISE.

Many readers think insufficient exer-
else is responsible for worrying moods
"Dare I whisper it." writes one cor.
respondent Though I am a married
woman. with two bonnie BARNS, when
my worries and temper prove too much
for me l shut myself up In my room
and dance a wild Scotch reel. I al
ways did it when got in temper as
a child as a sort Of vent to my feel
ings. and l do it still and probably
shall continue to do so as long as Tn
sufficiently energetic
Certainly a Scotch reel ought to pro.
vide enough exercise to exercise any
demon of worry if lack of exercise Is
the cause Of it.-Home Chat.
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NAT GOODWIN
TICKLE OLD BUG
Announced He Is to Marry
Edna Goodrich.

New York, Oct. 31.-Phocian How
ard, in the Graphic, today published
the following interesting little piece of
gossip:
Nat Goodwin is to be married
again. Edna Goodrich will be his
wife. This, at least, is the gossip
around the Lambs club. where Good
win is spending an hour or so daily
after the rehearsals of his new play,
Cameo Kirby which will be produced
by George Tyler on November IS.
It's only been a few days ago that
Nat got a divorce from the beautiful
Maxine Elliott, now playing at Days.
Miss Goodrich has been abroad all
summer. but will arrive in America
in a few days, when the marriage will
take place.
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Mystery of a Cookbook.

Somebody mentioned cookbooks.
at takes a good deal to make me
wonder" said the publisher, but
received jolt in the culinary line the
other day that set me thinking. In
looking over the manuscript of a cook
book that had been submitted for our
approval l was struck by this intro
duction to many Of the recipes, Good
for boarding house table,
Now, why that discrimination: :
Isn't anything that is good enough for
a boarding house table good enough
for any other table. and isn't anything
that is good enough for any other ia
BILE good enough for boarding house
table? Judging by the way those par
ticular recipes read, they may result
in some rather tasty dishes. Then
why limit them to boarding houses?"
New York Globe.
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WHIPPED WITH
HICKORY FtRRULES
Cleveland Principal Admits to
Punishment of Boys.

Cleveland, o., Oct. 31.-Boys are
beaten with hickory ferrule across
their bare backs at the Public Boys
School, according to the statement OF
Principal H. o. Merriman, who said
this punishment was sanctioned by
Superintendent Elson.
Merriman tried to- explain matters
to Juvenile Court officers who had re
ceived complaint from twelve-year'
old Mathew Flood that he had been
whipped at the institution.
Boys who are sent to the Boys
School need severe treatment" Merri
man said. 1--WE punish them scientifi
cally. We give three blows for tardi,
ness, ten for absence and from three
to ten for other offenses."
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council why it was that there was one
member of the former Medical Staff
that mo one could get along with.
Will the Press of the city hold the
board of trustees to my proposition or
will it continue to stand for them be-
cause forsooth-they are Honorable
Gentlemen"
Let me state further-that the con-
clusion of this open" investigation
will be-that a few of that board of
trustees will find the problem very
easy to obtain successors. AS a con-
Guiding eye-opener-will Mr.. Rupe
now state to Council what he said in
the board meeting at which time the
clause was enacted, providing that the
mayor of the city be given visitorial
powers and the right to question any
of its employees" VIII council note
the answer, and then refer to the
many very cordial thanks extended to
them for this personal interest in the
hospital? When Mr.. Rupe read that
clause he laughingly said. IF anybody
knows what that means" I was there
and heard it.
JOHN NJ. WAMPLER
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.HURLS BROADS|DE
INTO CAMP OF
HOSPITAL BOARD
CONTINUED From Page One)

ianitori Tell the thinking honest
people of this community where I'M
der heaven could politics get foot
hold or in what manner either party
could swing it into profit. Run your
eye down that list, we voters OF Rich
mond, and smile at the thought when
you note that which you have seen IN
the past, one of the prominent men,
bers buying votes on the streets of
Would or would he not swing that
single vote out at the hospital toward
his interests politically or not?
And then another member styled by
himself as law abiding citizen de-
Tending before the courts of this coun-
ty "Blind Tiger" and an automobile
story thrown in. Come out from I'M
der cover and into the open, Let us
have less prattle as to pure benevol-
ences" and mushy compliments to
the council. Let us deal in facts as to
the management of that institution
and then let us note if it be wise to
continue a self-perpetuating board. l
get it on good authority that the pres
ent superintendent wonders why the
people of this city are averse to going
to the hospital and thereby contribut-
ing to its support. She is entitled to
wonder. Let the history of it's manage
ment be made plain to her and the
wonder" will cease.
I charge upon the board Of trustees 5,
mismanagement as to policies toward
its patrons and the doctors; misman-
agement as TO its care of the sick
within it, and business mismanage-
ment
l dare its president and it's executive
committee to appear before me with
their books and bills for interrogation.
I enjoin upon them to bring the edi-
tors of the three daily papers with
them to note their answers. 1 invite
them to bring with them Drs. John
ston. Marvel, Markley, Davis, Bran
kamp and Stevenson, and il I cannot
prove the above statements and
charges to be true, then / am not
alive. 1 think I can plainly show to
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4 LINGUISTIC ESCAPADE.
When Horny w. LongfeIIow Shocked
intellectual Boston.


intellectual Boston.
In the original impression Of Long
fellows poem of ''Hiawatha" there
were found In the seventh book the
three lines following:
Straight into the river Kwasind
Plunged as IL he were an otter,
Dove as If he were a beaver.
How this offending preterit passed
the proofreader without protest is one
Of those mysteries which have never
been revealed. But the form certainly
made its appearance and can still be
found In copies Of the poem which
were regularly published and sold.
Boston never received such a shock
since the days when Fenimore Cooper
insisted that it was only in the middle
states that the English language was
spoken in It's purity. But that attack
came from an outsider. Here the Of
fender was Of her own household, was,
In fact, her favorite son. What means
of suppression were resorted to will
probably never be disclosed. A mystic
rious reticence has always been pre-
served in regard TO this linguistic esca-
pade. The biogrsphers Of Longfellow
appear to be silent upon the subject.
Measures Of some sort must, how<.vel,
have been taken at once. Dove was
expunged, and the decorous 'dived"
assumed its place, and the whole trans
action was so completely hushed up
that no public scandal was created.
Let him who possesses copy of that
first impression continue 10 cherish it.
Whatever may be its worth now, the
time will come when It will reach the
value Of the virtuous woman of Scrip
ture. and its price win be far above
rubies.-Professor Thomas r. Louns-
bury IN Harper's Magazine.
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THE CITY IN BRIEF

Fresh Sealshipt Blue Point Oysters
and Baltimore Standards, and Selects
in cans at Muth's Fish Market. Phone
1885. 29&31
The finest Fresh Fish and Oysters
to be had at Muths Fish Market.
Phone 1885. 1891
This week, donation of can goods,
fruits, vegetables, staples and Money
thankfully received at Margaret
Smith Home. SLIT
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Last Meetings Under Auspices
Of State Speakers Bu-
reau Tonight.
HAYS SEEMS CONFIDENT.
RETURNING FROM TRIP ON WAT
SON SPECIAL HE FEELS RUSH.
VILE MAN WILL BE ELECTED
NEXT TUESDAY.

indianapolis, Ind, Oct. 31.-The re-
publican campaign in Indiana will
probably close with toright's speeches
In different parts of the state. In the
last two days the state committee has
made its final appeal to the party
workers over the state, in thousands OF
circular letters sent out. At headquar-
ters yesterday, every stenographer and
clerk and number OF additional en-
ployes called in for the purpose were
busy sending out these circulars.
Secretary Riddick said they were
for the eye OF the precinct workers
out in the state. Neither Secretary
Riddick nor Chairman Goodrich will
make a prediction as to results. They
feel confident of success, however.
Will H. Hays was not so modest.
Hays left the Watson train yesterday
In the charge of G. F. Remy and hur-
ried back to his desk at headquarters
to make what new assignments OF
speakers we're necessary for the clos
ing two or three days Hays can talk
of nothing but the success of the Wat
son train.
People Are With Watson.
THE people are with Watson and
the things he stands for" Hays said.
I'VE had splendid crowds everywhere.
and there was the keenest enthusiasm.
1t seems to me that we are sure of vic
tory beyond doubt. His reception in
counties where there are big democrat
ic majorities was gratifying"
The republican orators who have
come in from over the state, having
finished their work for the state COM
mittee, are flushed with success. One
of the speakers said:
Down at Rockport, and other
southern Indiana cities found many
democrats who will support Mr.. Wat
son. 1 saw men wearing Bryan but
tons with Watson buttons galore. In
some localities the liquor element is
rampant against US. In the town OF
Clinton there are forty-eight saloons,
twenty-seven are on one street. l was
ordered out of one of these saloons by
the proprietors. Representative john
son of Clinton, who had the courage
to vote for county local option, is not
allowed to walk on the side of the
street where these saloons are"
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VENEZUELA FORTS
SHOULD Be S|LENCEO
Holland Advised to Then Block
ade Ports.

The Hague, Oct. 31.-The Nieuwe
Courant advocates the reinforcement
of the Dutch f1otilla Off the island OF
Curacao by three cruisers and four bat
tie ships, which, it says, should COM
mence operations against Venezuela
by silencing the forts of La Guaira and
Puerto Cabello, and then enforce a
submitted to the Dutch demands.
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Nillina Time.

A friend met Count Truffle of Paris
In the Rue de In Paix.
Where are you going, countr' he
said.
Down here to the Rue Castiglione,"
was the reply. ito get my hair cut"
why, your hair Is short enough"
the friend exclaimed.
Certainly" the count admitted, "but
q fellow can't always be strolling
about with nothing to do"
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His Successor.

Shortly after the death of one OF
England's greatest poets devoted ad-
nirer of his visited the little West.
morland villages where the poet hAd
lived and died to gaze reverently at
his house, the little church and at
some of his favorite haunts where
some Of his immortal poems were com
posed.
Seeing an old man a native Of the
village), the stranger entered into con-
versation with him, remarking sadly
on the death Of the poet, to which the
old man answered kindly and encour.
agingly:
Aye, aye, still max ma doobt but t
wife ii carry the bizness on"
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A Bad Quarrel,

"why don't you try to get him to
straighten up?"
Hes his own worst enemy"
"Well?'
ITS pretty hard to patch up that
kind Of a quarrel. Courier
Journal.
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Terre Haute, indianapolis E
Eastern Traction Co.
Eastern Division

(Time Table Effective Oct "a. 1901
Trains leave Richmond for Indian.
apolis and intermediate stations at
500 a. m. s7:25, SEQ. 1925. 1000.
100. 1900, 100. '.:25. 800. 400.
1915. 900. 1880. "s 40. 300. 1000.
11:10.
Limited trains.
Last car to Indianapolis. $40 p. N.
Last car to New Cattle. 10: 90 D. "a.
Trains connect at Indianapolis for
Lafayette. frankfort. Charlottesville.
Terre Haute, Clinton. Sullivan. Paris
Qlls.) Tickets sold through.
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Describing the Climate.

'Ts your climate changeable?" asked
the stranger.
Not very" answered Farmer Corn.
tossel. "It keeps shiftin' around q
little till it strikes a kind Of weather
nobody likes; then it sticks."-Wash
fngton Star.
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Just Like Her,

Hewitt didn't know that you lived
on the first floor. I understood your
wife to say that you lived on the sec.
ond floor. Jewett-If you knew Toy
wife you would know that she always
stretches a story.-Exchange.
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Thew Married.

Trotter (who has been abroad)-So
Maud and Charlie finally married.
Miss Homer-Yes. Trotter-I suppose
they are happy. Miss Homer-Un.
doubtedly: they each married some
one else.-Chicago News.
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What do we live for If not to make
life less difficult to each other?-Georgi
Eliot
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4 Same:

't'sANNE:
Good housewives prefer Gold Medal
our SALoAE.
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JOHN NJ. WAMPLER.