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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-07-15

A man who does not mind Joke at
MS own expense says he went into a
chemists recently and asked for some
morphine. The shopman objected to
giving it without prescription.
DO look like a man who would
kill himself?" the customer asked.
I don't know, I'm sure,n said the
shopman, ''but if looked like you I
should be tempted
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-07-15

The faGt that Jim Martin is to be
seeratary of the Jacobsen campaign
committee does not augur any too
well for the man from Madison. Jim
has tried his hand at electing two or
three, candidates for governor, and in
every instance he has proved a
+shoodoo.n
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-07-15

Gov. Haskell of Oklahoma, the typi-
cal western democrat, says of Theo-
dore Roosevelt "He is either demo-
crat or deceiver-a and don't think
he's a democrat
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-07-15

Judge Alton B. Parker of New York,
the Parker who led the democracy of
the nation to such inglorious defeat
four years ago, is out with state
ment in which he says the democratic
platform adopted at Denver is not to
his liking. Probably true, but still
less to his liking must be the fact that
there IS no one in the democracy who
cares DIN whether he likes it or not.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-07-15

John w. Kern, the democratic vice
presidential candidate, may be COM
paratively unknown, but he has this
at least in his favor. No one has
ever accused him of being in any way
related to the Honorable Joe Cannon.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-07-15

The Chicago Tribune pronounces
Hammond's nominating speech the
best made during the convention. His
having made it may land him the
,governorship.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-07-15

The best way to make your opinions
respected is to keep themto yourself
New Y ork Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-07-15

Wisdom is knowledge. sound judg-
ment and good conduct running toseth-
or In harness and keeping step.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-07-15

For the benefit of Candidate Jacob
sen it might be remarked that the peo-
pie living and voting in this day and
age are not going to concern them
selves to any great extent over how
jacobsen stood on any proposition
ten or twenty years ago. What they
want to know is how he stands now.
They are fully alive to the fact that
the past attitude of a politician is by
no means a guarantee of his present
or future leanings.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-07-15

The Hearst papers will not support
Bryan. Well, that ought to help
some.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
The Century in 1909

will have some remarkable articles
on LINCOLN, including unpublished
documents from his own pen. The
great sculptor SAINT GAUDENs wrote
his autobiography just before he died;
THE CENTURY will print it. The full
report of q remarkable conversation
with the GERMAN EMPEROR will appear
In The CENTURY, and an interview
with the great pianist PADEREwsKI.
ANDREW CARNEGIE is writing on the
tariff for it. Articles by GROVER
CLEvELAND's nearest friends will tell
the intimate story of his life. MRS.
RICE, the author of MRS. Wigs of the
Cabbage Patch" will contribute great
novel, and THOMPSON SETON a splendid
new tale of animal life. The colored
pictures will be more beautiful than
ever.
Send for prospectus and special sub
scription offers.
THE CENTURY Co.,
Union Square New York
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Henderson.

Thos Ellwood, while on his way home
from Owosso, fell out of his beet wagon
and broke his arm-Mrs j E Carter
and son have returned to their home in
Marion-Leroy Jones has gone north
to hunt deere E Bunting has pur-
chased manure spreader, the first one
in this locality-Wm Teller is now in
this locality buying stock. He shipped
two car loads last week.-Mrs. A c
Peters went to Detroit Thursday to
haye an Observation-Disclosures" Bing-
ham, who fell out of her chair and cut
her head Tuesday, is slowly improving
= VIM Epton has returned from his
hunting trip and was disappointed, not
being able to see deer-John Huff.
man, while driving to Owosso, was run
into by careless drivers, upsetting the
buggy and cutting his face and in
juring him but not seriously-Harry
Oven and Miss Hubbard of Owosso,
were married at his home in Dearborn,
Wednesday. Their many friends wish
them much happiness.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Garland.

The marriage of Miss Mabel Rich
mond and Charles Piddington occurred
Wednesday afternoon, November 18th,
at the Methodist church, in thepresence
of about 100 guests. The bridal party
entered the church to the music OF the
wedding march rendered Ivy Mrs Jay
Miller of Owosso. The bride wore an
Alice blue silk empire gown and was
attended by the Misses Elva Young,
Eva Scott, Iva Mitchell and Emma
Benton, who were attired in white
Little Irene Richmond and Hazel Grips
were the ring bearers. After the cere'
mony, which was performed by Rev j
ID Young, the bridal party went to the
home of the brides parents, Mr. and
Mrs D Richmond, where they receiv-
ed their guests. After congratulations
a bountiful luncheon was served. Mr.
and Mrs Piddington have gone to
CLYDE, Oakland Co, for short wedding
trip. All unite in wishing them long
and happy life.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20

pleasure in stating to you that your
medicine, Peruna, has completely cured
me of long-standing case of catarrh.
81 had consulted noted doctors with
out any relief. BY persistent urging Of
friend L commenced the use of your
wonderful Peruna with the best of re-
suits, and today l highly recommend it
to any one suffering from catarrh in any
form.
GAS for myself, I suffered untold
agony, but today l feel as spry as any
one, with more am bition and confidence
in myself than I have enjoyed for
years.
GAIL my friends say look better than
ever before, and urge them all to try
Peruna, and have sold dozens Of bottles
with the greatest of satisfaction.
"Your Peruna is the greatest tonic
and builder for broken-down constitu-
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catarrh."
Some people prefer 20 take tablets,
rather than to take medicine in fluid
form. Such people can obtain Peruna
tablets, which represent the medicinal
ingredients OF Peruna. Each tablet is
equivalent to an average dose of Peruna.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Could Take No Food.

Mr.. William F. Burke, 1865 Frankfort
Ave., Philadelphia, Pa, writes:
"On the 10Th of February, 1901, was
taken with cramps that extended from
just below my throat to the bottom OF
my stomach. They were so severe that
my wife had to go for doctor about two
O'Clock in the morning.
ar had from February until July OF
that year three doctors, and they were
giving me medicine for kidney, liver and
bladder troubles, ard after taking all
kinds of their mixtures, in the month OF
July could neither eat nor drink. For
three weeks 7 had not taken a morsel OF
food except in liquid form. At the
end of that time could not drink milk
or water except in small sips, which
caused me great pain.
81 had given up all hope of living
more than q week or two at most.
told my wife thought / had catarrh of
the stomach. She seemed to think SO
too, and having read of Peruna decid-
ed to give it trial.
81 took several doses that evening, and
for the first time In weeks rested fairly
that night,
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
SNOWFALL Showers.

More than one explorer in cold eli
mates has noted the curious phenome-
non Of SNOWFALL shower" The balls,
it Is true, are not very big, the aver
age being about the size of a hens
egg, but they are true snowballs for
all that-compressed globes of snow,
not little Jumps Of ice or hail. A fall
Of the kind occurred in north London
in March, 1859. and at the time it was
observed that the balls seemed five
times as dense and compressed as ordi-
nary snow and in no way to be told
from the usual handmade missiles.
They had fallen during the night and
were strewn many layers thick over
a very large area. No cause-except a
doubtful electrical one-can be as
cribed for the strange phenomenon,
and mountaineers are apt to discredit
the stories Of SNOWFALL showers told
them by the old guides till suddenly in
the midst of an ordinary storm they
find themselves assailed as though by
myriads Of mischievous schoolboys.-
London Standard.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Six Mile Creek.

Reports are to-day that the railroad
will soon be built. Work will COM
mence this week as the ground is 80 dry
it can be built in cold weather. We
are all glad to have it come this way
Mr. Elwood fell from high wagon,
broke his collar bone, and one arm,
which will lay him up for long time
Mr. Ellis OFT purchased new piano
this week for his grandsons-Mr
Cranz will have sale next Tuesday.
He will retire from farming-Miss
Ina Day and lisa Theiman visited friends
in Chesaning this week-A good many
farmers are shreddIng their corn this
week Many fields are not gathered
and this machinery helps them out
wonderfully-Beet hauling is about
done with and last Saturday was the
banner day for many farmers-Our
mail carriers haye certainly had good
season. No mud yet, while most years
roads are almost impossible at this
time
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
TRAMPS' THANKSGIVING.
How New Yorks Hoboss Get Their
Holiday Dinners.

4 great deal depends on the kind OF
man who wishes TO take part In the
fcasting. wrote the late Josiah Flint
in Good Housekeeping. A panhan-
der from the Bowery will have
harder time finding his Thanksgiving
Inner than will Il well dressed hobo
From the west. In general, the pam
handler has TO remain content with
the same simple fare on holidays that
he is accustomed to the year through.
The Well dressed and skilled beggar,
on the'other hand expects and looks
for delicacies on fete days. He may
have to look long while before he
finds all that he thinks he is entitled
to, but the genuine seeker perseveresi
until he believes that he has cele-
brated the day as a man of his parts
should.
The favorite procedure for great
many roadSters is first to beg for
money with which to buy the mate
rails for a feast and then to cook the
meal themselves at some improvised
camp or "hangout" This is the great
delight of number Of western tramps.
Some days before the holiday is due
they begin to save up their spare pen
MES for the coming george" or "scoff."
as It is also called. Perhaps there is
party Of them together, and they
combine their forces and funds.
Many Of them can cook fairly well,
and all lend some assistance in pre-
pairing the meal. One attends to car
rying the water, another arranges the
different purchases so that they can
be handily reached, while others as
sist in making the fire and attending
to the actual cooking The men who
are not chefs sit around the fire, smack
their lips and swap stories about the
places they were In the year before.
Perhaps some man will be reminded
Of having been In jail the year before.
He tells about the poor feed" that he
received and how he scolded against
fate and the law for having shut him
up on such an occasion. Another man
will remember how he was in the far
west where there was no meal at all.
Still another will recall how he thought
Of reforming and had practically made
up his mind to 60 to work when some
housewife tempted him with a fine
Thanksgiving "set down." and his good
resolutions went'to pieces.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Byron.

Lisle Downing went to Saginaw.
Monday-Mrs B S Fosket visited
friendsin Howell from Saturday until
Monday-William Rohrabacher visit
ed his brother in Howell the first of the
weekly L Stark of Howell, was in
Byron, Monday w Barnes is laid
mp with lumbago-H L Bishop attend
ed the State convention in Detroit
last week-F w Downing is having
his house painted Mrs DR. Ruggles
was in Fenton last week on account OF
the illness of her brother, DIR l. e Knapp
Henry Meier is in StAnpe, ILL.,
visiting friends-B S Williams load
ed car with potatoes in East Cohoctah
last week
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Southwest Bonninet

Miss Felicie VanLiew Of Owosso, is
the guest of Miss Edna Day for few
days-Mrs Irwin Mitchell of Laings-
burg, was the guest of her parents, Mr.
and Mrs Winn Kimmis, Thursday-
Miss Hazel Robinson of Morrice, was
the guest of her grandmother, Mrs
Pauline Vosburg, over Sunday-Frank
Bugbee of Corunna, visited his sisters,
Mrs E Goble and Mrs Helen Jobes, the
first few days of the week-Mr and
Mrs Kimmis, who will:move to Laings-
burg this week, were given surprise
Fridayllevening by their many friends,
who wish them God speed in their new
home. Refreshments were served and
Master Glen Fox, in behalf of their
many friends, presented them with a
beautiful rocker. Mr. Gould of Laings-
burg, will occupy the farm formerly
owned by Mr. Kimmis, the coming year
Mr. ] B Lewis ofOwosso, is looking
after his farm this week and visiting
his brother, Charles Lewis-Guy
hewitt got his fingers badly mangled
while shredding corn, Friday-Mr
and Mrs Charles Powers are moving
back to their farm from Battle Creek
The L A 8 will serve chicken pie
dinner att the church in Pittsburg
Thanksgiving. Come and bring your
friends,with you.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
A Patient Judue.

A western judge. sitting In cham
bers, seeing from the piles Of papers
in the lawyers hands that the first
case was likely to be holly contested.
asked, what is the amount in ques-
tionT 1.-TWO dollars" said the plain
tiff's counsel. 'I'll pay it," said the
judge, handing over the money. "Call
the next case"
He had not the patience of Sir Will
liam Grant, who, after listening for
two days to the arguments of counsel
as to the construction of a certain
act, quietly observed when they had
done, "That act has been repealed"
,-Argonaut.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
CARVING THE TURKEY.
Some Suggestions For the Man Who
Yields the Knife.

Some Suggestions For the Man Who
Yields the Knife.
A few suggestions on carving prob
ably will not be amiss and may save
the fresh Thanksgiving table linen
from dissertation by splashes of gravy.
First, then, let the carver plunge
the fork firmly into the breast Of the
turkey. He must have sure hold Of
the breastbone If he would operate
successfully.
Let him then cut off the wing near
est him, which is done by passing the
knife underneath the socket and is
young and tender.
Remove the leg on the same side in
the same manner, pressing the bone
outward while making the cut. Sep
arate the first and second joints Of the
leg and next remove the side bone by
running the knife along the backbone
and close to 1t. 1t is attached only
by filament Of skin and fat; hence
this task is not difficult.
Legs and wings being removed, the
slicing of the breast is a simple mat
ter, and this opens the cavity, from
which filling may be removed with a
spoon. The removal of the leg usual
ly makes another opening, to be util-
lied in the same manner.
Be sure you have a well sharpened
knife.
If you cannot succeed in dismember-
ing it gracefully, don't be too sure that
the toughness of the turkey is to
blame. A good after dinner speaker
is more frequently met with than a
good carver.-Philadelph Ledger.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20

Fred L. Eldridge has resigned as
village clerk at Durand and gone tt
Breckenridge to take up his work in
the creamery which he with G. f. Van
Slyke, has purchased. His successor
has not been chosen but will probably
be R. c. Mackey.
Star of Hope Rebekah lodge enter
tanned large number of members from
Corunna, Henderson, New Lothrop and
Owosso at Odd Fellows hall, Mair
street, Tuesday evening. Degrees were
conferred, supper served and games
and music enjoyed.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Thanksgiving on the Reservation.

The spirit of thankfulness .pervades
the Indian Thanksgiving celebration.
A Thanksgiving feast is enjoyed, and
at night some Of the reservation tribes
take part in "green corn Dance" at
which thanks are offered to the Great
Spirit for the good crops of the year.
The Osages usually hold big feast
at Pawhuska, their capital city. The
festivities are participated In by the
entire tribe, and the missionary who
lives In their midst and ministers to
them offers q prayer of thanksgiving
for the good things provided.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Order Of Publication.

State Of Michigan, County OF Shiawassee, SIS
AZ session OF the Probate Court for
said County, held at the Probate ONCE
Ia the City OF Corunna, on Monday, the 9th
day OF November In the year one thousand nine
hundred and eight.
Present, Matthew Bush. Judge OF Probate
In the matter OF the estate OF Bessie Bailey,
Incompetent
On reading and filing the petition OF Law.
renee q. Hamilton, as guardian, praying for
license TO sell the real estate belonging to said
estate for the purpose Of paying debts.
1t Is ordered. that the 14th day of December
next, at ten o'clock in the forenoon, at said
Probate ONCE, be assigned for hearing said
petition.
And 1t is further ordered that a copy of
this order be published three successive weeks
| revious to said dav Of hearing, in THE Owosso
TINES, newspaper printed and circulating In
SAIL County OF Shiawassee.
MATTHEW BUSH,
Judge OF Probate.
BY FLORENCE LINDSEY,
Probate Register.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
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The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Time Tried, Fire Tested.
Winiffede Washed Nut.
Owosso Ice & Fuel Co.
How to Be Happy Though Married.


Wives, make much of your husband.
Platter him discreetly laugh at his
jokes, don't attempt to put down his
club, never tell him home truths and
never cry. Husbands. praise and adj
mire your wife. and let other men adj
more her too. Don't interfere In her
department. Be reasonable about mon
ey IL you cannot be generous and not
overload OF your own voice. And both
Of you: Be very tolerant, expect little,
give gladly, put respect before every
thing, cultivate courtesy, and love each
other all you can. II you do all this
you are sure to be happy though mar
ried.-Maud Churton Brady in Grand
Magazine.
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like the catarrh snuffs and powders, for
minds shattered by cocaine. The great
virtue Of Ely's Cream Balm is that It
speedily and completely overcomes
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this statement Is the testimony of thou
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nv Ely Bros, So Warren Street, New
York.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
The Roman Cerealia.

With the idea Of returning thanks
for a bounteous harvest the warlike
Romans set apart some days In the
autumn Of each year for what they
termed the Cerealia in honor Of the
goddess Ceres. This observance IL
said to be as ancient as the reign Of
Romulus and was altogether an out
door frolic. There were gay process
sions to the fields and rustic merry
makings, alluded to by the poet Virgil.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20

"I kept on using Peruna as 1 had
started, and after using it three days
and nights the pains in my chest and
stomach disappeared, and they have
never appeared since, and it will be two
years this july"
Pe-ru-na Relieved All Symptoms.
Mr.. G. Crumpacker, r. r. /, Kokomo,
Ind, writes:
81 can say that have nothing to COM
plain of now. feel well, rest we'll at
night, have a good but moderate appe-
tite, can eat almost any kind of food.
81 have no aches or pains anywhere,
and can do some kind of work every day.
I must say can stand as much fatigue
as 1 ever could, and feel good over it..
"The hemorrhage has yielded to Pc
runa, the grip has done the same, as
well as pains and aches Of all kinds.
"The roaring noise has entirely left
my ears and head, my mind is clear, my
recollection good, my bowels are regu-
lar, and just simply feel easy all over.
"The cure Of my case was surely a
victory"
Catarrh Of LOnS Standing.
Mr.. G. A. Reustrom, $40 Seventh ST.,
Ogden, Utah, writes: "I take great
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Ordinance.
AN ORDINANCE

To prevent the numbering aud littering OF the
streets, drains, parks and public places In the
city OF Owosso with ashes, mortar, hay, straw,
manure, filth or other substances.
THE CITY OF Owosso ORDAINs:
Section One. No person shall himself. her.
self, or by another scatter. leave, deposit or
distribute In any street, park or other public
places within the limits Of the City OF Owosso
any. ashes, mortar, hay, straw, chips, stone.
brick, dirt, manure, filth or rubbish OF any de-
scription.
Section Two. Any violation OF any OF the
provisions OF this ordinance shall be punished
by fine 70 be imposed upon the offender when
gether with costs of prosecution, and the
offender on failure TO pay any such fine and the
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
The ExampIe.

Mr.. Pitt-The United States sets an
example to Europe every Thanksgiv-
ing day.
Mr.. Penn-That's true. They don't
have Thanksgiving days in Europe,
but then they haven't so much to be
thankful for.
~ WASH thinking Of that feature Of
It."
what were you thinking off"
"Of the Acknowledgement of Turkey"
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20

costs of prosecution may be imprisoned In the
county jail OF the county of Shiawassee for q
term OF 80 days unless payment thereof be
sooner made,
Section Three. This ordinance shall take
effect twenty days after its passage.
Passed and approved November Sixteenth,
A. D., One Thousand Nine Hundred Eight.
WALLACE ID. BURKE,
Mayor.
Attest:
ARTHUR II. DUMOND.
City Clerk.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20

Master Loren S. Bennett, a twelve
year old youth Of Laingsburg sent
two paintings to President Roosevelt
for birthday congratulations One
of the paintings was rose and the
other was entitled "Take off your hat
to Roosevelt" Last week Master
Loren received an acknowledgment
from the president.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Real Estate Tranfsors

NJ. Mcnamara to j. Wallace, pit II
II, blk 8, McKellops add, Perry, $25
j. Wood to c. Raubinger and wife
1t 4, blk IS, d. l.. Co.'s 3rd add, Du-
and, $1400.
H. Sheldon to II. Schneider, pr
nwA sec "a, Fairfield, 5000.
H. Morgan to l.. and A. Cole, pt
nwA sec 81, Antrim $3.50.
G. Hume to G. Stockwell W 70, OF
1t 4, blk 5, A L. Williams add, Owes
so, S775.
M Calkins to A. Hill, pit 1t Z. blk
10, A. V. Johnson's add, Owosso
$175.
neI1 Case to c. Ewing and wife, pit
swA, sec 81, Shiawassee, 5000
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20
Thanksgiving Tip.

II the second joint may be consid-l
cred second joint In any sense other
than anatomically 1t is so close a Sec
ond that It may always be successfully
played for a place on the race track
u epicurean prestige and hilarity-,
Judge.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1908-11-20

Stops earache in two minutes; tooth
ache or pain of burn or scald in five
minutes; Yourselves in one hour; mus
cleache, two hours; sore throat, twelve
hours-Dr. Thomas Electric Oil,
monarch over pain.