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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-10-06
Brief MENTION

special sale On hlNnkcts All thls
week at the Portland Store. 4
X. II. punncll and T. A, Barrows
came up from Merrill yesterday.
Soc virgil \ Son for all kinds OF
House Furnishings. We can save
YOU money. b
II. J. Savidgc and Warren u. King.
don. of Fort Klamath. are In the
city.
For Concrete Work. Cement floors
and Sidewalks by the day or job. see
John McLclland. Hotel Houston.
2-iwk
Sowing machines for rcnt by day.
week. or month. At Mullcrs. Phone
e5t.
Geo. II. Snyder IL putting up n
building next To the Hath House on
the Hot Springs addition. to be used
a. u confectionery and cigar store
j. NJ. Hornbcck and son arrived
In the city last night from Auburn,
California
J u. Hamnkcr. editor of the 10.
nanza Bulletin, ~ In the city.
FOR observation-disclosures and OF.
iic, rooms In the Wordcn Blk. The
rooms have been newly kalsomincd.
Enquire at stills Company Store. 81
NOEN Monday. Octobcr5. to Mr..
and Mrs. II. e. bowman. of this city.
IA boy.
Discarded Carpet Samples for Ruks
Virgil 4 Son. =
BORN-To Mr.. and Mrs. \. Stone.
Saturday night. n boy.
II you want loan on Your real es-
tate. see us. Interest reasonable.
Iiolcomb Realty Co. American Bank
building. 2-lwk
John $. Shook. OF Dairy. is In the
city today. Mr.. Shook is building II
fine house at Bonanza and will liy,
there during the winter.
For general house cleaning and
chimney sweeping call on Webb &
Mongold Phone 2O3
Carol G. Gates. son OF Mr.. and Mrs.
o. Il. Gates, returned last evening
from Portland where he has been Wis.
iting his grandfather.
Furnished r,on,s To iri--G. ".
White. s-i3I
John Ellis. u. Z. Touscy and ID. u
Campbell returned last evening from
the northern part OF the county where
they have been on deer hunt. They
secured five deer on the trip.
Jacob Rueck was In III" city today
from Dairy on his way to Ashland
afiey load Of fruit.
&C. Smith IL n recent arrival from
Pasadena. Calf.
You will save money by buying
sewing machines and all OF your sew
Ing machine supplies at Muliers. cor.
nor Main and 9Th streets. 7-3iu !
4. Atcheson and wife came In on |
the boat last evening. from Sacrn. |
mento.
y. W. Muller carries tho largest .
stock OF Edison monographs and
gold moulded records In Klamsth
county. 7.3if
e. s. Stadlcr Is In the city from
Corona. one OF the largest lemon
WOOD SAVING q specially. All
ordors will receive prompt attention.
J. l.. Fielder. 1s0u
Is. =. Thesis IL In the city from
Mcdford.
Tell your sewirg machine troubles
10 r.. ". Muller. Phone 25i.
growing belt In California.
Roy Bank Is up from Doris.
For Sale or Trade a. u bargain
set American Encyclopedia. En-
luirc AT this Office. Jtf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-10-06

We have Something new In the
mattress line. Virgil A. Son. Z
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
MARK TWAIN ON MONEY.
HumorIst Points Out What He consld-
ers Some Wrong Conceptions.

Mark Twain said that the financial
panic has caused a wrong idea OF the
use and value of money.
The spendthrift says that money,
being round, was made to roll. The
miser says that, being fiat, it was
made to stack up. Both are wrong.
strangely wrong, too, in their ideas
about money are the veteran Aus
tralian gold diggers. These simple
old fellows, though worth perhaps a
half million or more, live in the sim
pie dug-outs and shanties of their lean
early days.
Once, lecturing, landed at an Aus
tralian port. There was no porter in
sight TO carry my luggage. Seeing a
rough-looking old fellow leaning
against a post with his hands in his
pockets, beckoned to him and said
"'See here, il you carry these bags
up to the hotel III give you half
crown
THE man scowled at me. He tool
three or four gold sovereigns from his
pocket, threw them into the sea
scowled at me again, and walked away
without a word"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
STOPPED TO SALUTE HOGS.
One Man at Least Grateful 20 the
Source Of His Wealth.

"The Interpreter" in the American
Magazine says of a respectful father
he once knew:
Isn't 1t time We took off our hats
and thanked this pleasant land for the
good things ii has done for us by go
ing on patiently covering up our blum.
ders, rectifying our mistakes, and re-
spending cheerfully TO our every in
telligent effort?
II knew a man out west who had
the right idea about it. His father
had made a great fortune in the pork
packing business. The heir was not
pulled up by his millions. Long after
he had grown accustomed to the
money and might reasonably be ex-
pected to look down on butchers, IL in
walking in the country with his chill.
dren they saw a drove of hogs on the
road, he would make his little boys
stand at attention and take off their
hats. I want them to respect the
sources of wealth. he said"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
Too stronu.

THE traveller i'm Ireland will dc
WELL" recently remarked an attache
to our embassy at London. when he
engages jaunting car to make sure OF
the step to which. in mounting. he
must trust his weight The carman
does not help him to mount
L am afraid that step is loose an
American once said to the driver he
had engaged.
The man took hold of the step and
shook it, All! sure said he, it's too
sthrong, It is. What are we afraid
Off
"As he was talking, the thing came
off in his hand
This mishap did not, however, EN-.
barrass the lrishman, for, with the
sunniest of smiles, he turned TO his
fare saying:
Shure, now, Ivessaved yer honor
from broken Harper
Weekly.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
TIE
General Demand

of the Well-lnformed of the World has
always been for a simple, pleasant and
efficient liquid laxative remedy of known
value; laxative which physicians could
sanction for family use because its COM
ponent parts are known to them to be
wholesome and truly beneficial in effect,
acceptable to the system and gentle, yet
prompt, in action.
In supplying that demand with its ex-
cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of SIENNA, the California Fig Syrup
Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies
on the merits Of the laxative for its remark
able success.
That is one Of many reasons why
Syrup Of Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA is given
the preference by the Well-lnformed.
To get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine-manufactu by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co, only, and for sale
by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents
per bottle.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
SEVERE HEMoRRHoIDs
Sores, and Itching Eczema-Doctor
Thought an Operation Necessary
-Cutcura's Efficacy Proven.

Il am now so years old, and three
years ago | was taken with an at
tack of piles (hemorrhoids), bleeding
and protruding The doctor said the
only help for me was to go to a
hospital and be operated on. tried
several remedies for months but did
not get much help. During this time
sores appeared which changed TO a
terrible itching eczema. Then | began
to use Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and
Pills. injecting a quantity of Cuticura
Ointment with Cuticura Suppository
Syringe. 1t took a month of this
treatment to get me in fairly healthy
state and then l treated myself once
a day for three months and, after that,
once or twice week. The treatments
l tried took lot of money. and it is
fortunate that l used Cuticura. J. H.
Henderson, Hopkinton, N. Y. Apr.
&c, 1907"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
FIT THE GROCER
Wife Made the Suggestion.

A grocer has excellent opportunity
to know the. effects of special foods
on his customers. A Cleveland
grocer has a long list of customers
that have been helped in health by
leaving off coffee and using Postum
Food Coffee.
He says. regarding his own expe-
rience: Two years ago had been
drinking coffee, and must say that
was almost wrecked in, my nerves.
Particularly in the morning was
so irritable and upset that could
hardly wait until the coffee was
served, and then l had no appetite for
breakfast, and did not feel like at
tending TO my store duties.
Zone day my wife suggested that
inasmuch as / was selling so much
Postum there must be some merit in
it and suggested that we try IL.
took home a package and she pre-
pared 1t according to directions. The
result was a very happy one. My
nervousness gradually disappeared. and
today am all right. / would advise
everyone afflicted in any way with
nervousness or stomach troubles. to
leave off coffee and use Postum Food
Coffee" There's a Reason" Read
THE Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time TO time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human In
terest.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
Wheels.
He was a great inventor.

He was a great inventor.
The thing | am working at now,
he began, stroking his thin beard with
a thinner hand. will be a boon to
every family and will startle the
whole world. In fact, it will put the
alarm clock trust out of business. The
dea is simply specially prepared tab
let's that help you get up in the morn
ing. For instance. if you want to
arise at five you take five tablets; IL
YOU want to get up at six take six tab
let's: and so on"
But how will it affect the alarm
clock trust?"
Why these tablets will cause a
ringing in the ears at exactly the hour
desired"
But the little crowd could wait TO
hear no more and hurriedly disbanded.
-Harper's Weekly.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
THE RED-HAIRED GIRL
By S. BARING-GOULD
CCopyright.)

/ band, | presume, for he made no fur
Their remarks relative to the extra SER
want who had caused him so much
annoyance. l presume he supposed
that l had summarily dismissed her
However, one evening, abruptly, we
had new sensation. My husband.
Bessie, and l were at dinner, and we
were partaking of the soup, Jane
standing by, waiting to change our
plates and to remove the tureen,
when we dropped our spoons, alarmed
by fearful streams issuing from the
kitchen. BY the way, characteristica-
ly, my husband finished his soup be-
fore he laid down the spoon and said:
Good gracious! What is that?"
Bessie, Jane and l were by this
time at the door, and we rushed to-
gether to the kitchen stairs, and one
after the other ran down them.
was the first to enter, and / saw cook
wrapped in flames, and paraffin lamp
on the floor broken, and the blazing
oil flowing over it.
! | had sufficient presence Of mind
to catch up the mating which was not
impregnated with the oil, and to throw
/ it round cook, wrap her tightly in
/ it, and force her down on the floor
where not overlooked by the OIL |
/ held her thus, and Bessie succoured
me. Jane was too frightened TO do
other than scream The cries of the
burnt woman We're terrible. Presently
my husband appeared.
Dear me! Bless me! Good gra.
cious!" he said
you go away ard fetch a doctor,
| called TO him; YOU can be of no
possible service here-you only get
/ in our way. Run for a doctor"
In a little while we had removed
| the poor woman to her room, she
/ shrieking the whole way upstairs !;
and, when there, we laid her on her
bed, and kept her folded in the mat.
ting till doctor arrived, in spite of
her struggles to be free.
The poor creature was frightfully
burned She was attended to devotedly
by myself and Bessie, till nurse was
obtained from the hospital For hours
she was as one mad with terror as
much as with pain.
Next day she was quieter and sent
for me. / FASTENED to her, and she
begged the nurse to leave the room
l took chair and seated myself by
her bedside, and expressed my pro
found commiseration, and told her
that should like to know how the ac
cident had taken place.
"Maam, it was the red-haired girl
did it,
The red-haired girl"
Yes, ma'am. l took a lamp to see
how the fish was getting on. and al
at once / saw her rush straight at me
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22

and IL backed, thinking she would
knock me down, and the lamp fell
over and smashed, and my clothes
caught, and
"Oh, cook! you should not have
taken the lamp"
Its done. And she would never
leave me alone till she had burnt or
scalded me. You needn't be afraid
she don't haunt the house II is me
she has haunted, because of what
did to her"
Then you know herr"
"She was in service with me, as
kitchen maid, at my last place, near
Cambridge. took a sort of hate
against her, she was such a slattern
and so inquisitive She peeped into
my letters, and turned out my box
and drawers, she was ever prying and
when | spoke to her, she was that
saucy! | regular hated her. And one
day she was kneeling by the stove,
and I was there. too, and | suppose
the devil possessed me, for / upset
the boiler as was on the hot-plate
right upon her, just as she looked up.
and II poured over her face, and bos-
ON. and arms. and scalded her that
dreadful, she died. And since then
she has haunted me. But she'll do
so no more. She won't trouble you
further. She has done for me, as she
has al ways minded TO do, since
scalded her to death"
The unhappy woman did not re-
cover.
Dear me! no hopper" said my hus-
band. when informed that the doctor
despaired of her. And good cooks
are so scarce. BY the way, that red
haired grip
"Gons-goDe forever" / said,
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
rhe oblects o, Her Eeellnos.

Patrick" gushed the amorcus Wild
ow OLeary, "Oi've long anted { con
fiss { We tn state iv me feelin's toward
ye, an now Oh must tell ye thot OF
love ivvry hair iv y'r head"
Thin, if ye do" replied the adaman
tine Patrick. who has just come from
the BARRIERS. "Oill tell We. Mrs
OLeary, thot were We in Casey's bar
Der shop around tn corner, ye'd foind
Casey sweepin' tn objects iv y'r feel
ms into his dustpan at tn prisint mo-
ment! Sunday Magazine
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
HELP WANTED SIGNS ON MANY
FARMS.
Existing Conditions Can Be Easily
Remedied-Where the Fault Lies.

II is unfortunately true that on al
most every farm where the owner is
too busy with other matters to devote
much time and attention to them.
there are chickens, horses, cows, hogs
and sheep constantly showing signs
that they need help.
Very frequently IL happens that
when we overlook an apparently COM
mon ailment there soon develops a
serious trouble which oftentimes re-
suits in the death of the chicken or
animal. Instances OF this kind are
of altogether too frequent occurrence
and they sometimes result In the
spread Of the disease TO other fowls
and animals before it can be checked.
Whoever keeps poultry or live stock
ought TO be thoroughly informed as 10
the diseases and weaknesses of chick
ems, horses, COWS. sheep and hogs so
as 10 be able to determine at a glance
the nature of any trouble that may de-
velop. 1t isn't necessary TO be a scien-
fist or an expert scholar to get this
knowledge.
IL nOW VOSSlDlc W OU-
tain free of charge the very best books
on these various subjects. We refer TO
Pratts New Poultry Book, Pratts New
Sheep Book, Pratts New Horse Book,
Pratts New Hog Book and Pratts New
Cattle Book Any one of these books
will be sent free of charge TO inter
ested parties by sending a postal to
the Pratt Food Co, Department r,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Everybody knows the Pratt Food
Co, and that their preparations are
used throughout the world by farmers,
dairymen, stock raisers and poultry
men.
Pratts Animal Regulator is the "a
vorite with all owners of horses, cows,
sheep and hogs, because il improves
the animals digestion, regulates their
bowels and tones up their systems,
and gives them new life and spirits
Thousands Of users say it is the great
est preventive of animal disease
known
Likewise, Pratts Poultry Regulator
is the first and last choice of all poul-
trymen who want strong. healthy
profitable fowls, the kind that lay eggs
regularly. We advise our readers to
send for these new books mentioned
above, without delay.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
His Elusive Memory.

Employer-William, did that man
who called to see me while was out
leave his name?
Shaggy-Haired ONCE Boy-Yes, sir;
his name is-is-well, the last part of
it is shaw"
Employer-What's the first part of
#?
Office Boy (making strenuous ef-
fort to recall it)-Well. sir. it's either
Grim, or Hawk, or Hen, OF Brad, or
Fan, or Ker, or Rick, but to save my
bloomin life, Mr.. Townsend, can't
remember which.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
De DREAMS Busted.

In a little church In Maryland, not
far from Washington. the motive pow.
er for the organ comes from the strong
arm of an industrious Irishman.
During recent service there the
choir got into trouble and. to cap the
climax, during the confusion that en-.
sued the organ suddenly stopped.
The situation was not greatly re-
lieved when there came floating out
into the auditorium hoarse whisper:
"Sing. all youse! Sing like the divil!
De organs busted.-Illustrated Sunday
Magazine.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
SUGGESTIVE.

Towne-There was a spelling-bee
down at our church the other night.
The pastor gave out the words. Did
you hear about IL?
Browne-No; was II interesting?
Towne-Rather. The first three
words he gave out were increase"
pastor" "salary."-Strsy Stories.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
II an Advertisement convinces You
STAY Convinced

When you read in this newspaper
the advertisement of a manufacturer
who has paid for the space used to
convince you that it is to your interest
to buy his goods and you go to a
dealer where such articles are usually
handled for sale. do not let the dealer
or any one of his clerks sell you some
thing else which he claims is "just as
good" If an advertisement convinced
you. it was because of the element OF
truth which ii contained.
INSIST ON GETTING WHAT YOU
ASK FOR.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
And the Moon Man Laughed.

They were jogging along the old
road and cupid was so busy that the
young man dropped the lines either
side of the runabout. 1t was then
that the wise old nag turned lazily
around.
What are you looking att" queried
the owl by the roadside.
Il am reading between the lines,
laughed the old nag as she gave a
horse laugh and showed her long yel
low teeth.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22

years with singing
pain in the back. vio-
lent headaches and
dizzy spells, and was
assured by a special
list that his kidneys
were all right, though
the secretions showed
q reddish. brick-dust
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
Only Lonn Sleeves Now.

Mistress-Here is a nice dress for
you, Martha.
Maid-Thank we. ma'am; but | can't
take IL, really
Mlstress-You foolish girl, Of course
YOU can take il. | insist.
Maid-No, really. | cant, ma'am.
It's got them old-fashioned short
sleeves.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
How's This ?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY g. CO., Toledo, o
We, the undersigned, have known F. j. Cheney
for the last IS years and believe him perfectly hon
oTable IN all business transactions and financially
able TO carry out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING. KtNNAN q MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Re .timonias sent free. Price IS cents pei
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
Rallu Cries

so you couldn't hear much of what
the speaker said?"
mo. His delivery was al. right, but
between the yells of louder and or
der he didn't have much chance
Kansas City Times.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22

sediment. Not satisfied, Mr.. Enders
started using Doans Kidney Pills
THE kidneys began TO act more regu-
larly," he says. land in a short time
| passed a few gravel stones. i felt
better right away and since then have
had no kidney trouble"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22

These are the bridal rooms" an.
nounced the bellboy to the blushing
young couple.
20, what sweet suite!" exclaimed
the bride.
Il don't know anything about that"
said the bellboy. but the head clerk
says he hopes the suit suits"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
II Cures While You walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating. calous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price Doc. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FIR he.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
Woman owner Of LARGE Ranch.

Lady Ernestine Hunt. eldest daugh-
ter of the marquis of Ailesbury, owns
and operates horse ranch at Calgary,
Alberta, on a stretch of land nearly
10000 acres in extent
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
Before Ananias.

Adam had just finished naming the
animals.
Wait till start on the fish, he ex-
claimed, gleefully.
Thus we learn he was preparing to
tell some whoppers even before the
fall
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22

Thousands of American women
in our homes are daily sacrificing
their lives to duty.
In order to keep the home neat
and pretty, the children well dressed
and tidy, women overdo. A female
weakness or displacement is often
brought on and they suffer in silence,
drifting along from bad to worse,
knowing well that they ought to
have help to overcome the pains and
aches which daily make life a burden.
1t is to these faithful women that
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
Er.ne, seulptor COMMUNICATED.

NJ. Rodin, the celebrated sculptor,
has been asked to paint some frescoes
for the new art gallery at the Luxem
bourg palace.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22

Garfield Tea is Of particular benefit to
those subject to rheumatism and govt! 1t
purifies the blood, cleanses the system and
eradicates disease Drink before retiring.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
HER PROTECTOR.

Here. nurse! Who's that young
chap that's always following you
around? he beau of yours?"
"Oh. no, sir. OATS Jimmie Hawk
shaw, de detective. / hires him to pro-
tect me from kidnapers an things!"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
snoportant To Mothera.

Immense Pig Iron Production.
In the last eight years the three
great iron countries have produced
10000, 900 tons Of pig iron, Of which
over half has come out of the United
States
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
FOUND THE CAUSE.
After Six Years Of Misery and Wrong
Treatment.

John A. Enders, of Robertson Ave-
nue., Pen Argyll, Pa, suffered for six
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22

A lazy man will not work himself SC
long as he can work others.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22
LYDIA Z. PiME[HAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

comes as a boon and a blessing,
as it did to Mrs. +. Ellsworth, Of
Mayville, n. Y, and to Mrs. w. p.
Boyd, of Beaver Falls, Pa, who say:
81 was not able to do my own work,
owing to the female trouble from which
suffered. Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound helped me wonderfully,
and l am SO well that can do as big
days work ae l ever did. wish every
sick womaL you'd try it.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1908-05-22

Think all you speak, but speak not
all you think. Thoughts are your own;
your words are so no more.-Delany.