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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-01-07

Col. William F. Cody, Buffalo Bill,
tells an interesting little story of when
and how he first met Theodore Roose-
welt, president, also of their first
meeting after the strenuous chief ex-
ecutive of the nation was placed in
the White house at Washington.
Buffalo Bill' was in a reminiscent
mood among lot of Denver press boys
recently at the Press Club. 1t was
way along the shank of the night. All
were feeling good and reminiscent. The
longer the bunch sat the larger the
press gang grew. and the more con-
genial the Bohemian spirit.
1T was way back in the late '7Os or
early 'S0s,' said Colonel Cody. THE
place was out on the then frontier be-
tween what are now the Dakotas and
Montana. I was a government scout.
We were having trouble with the In
dams. I had orders from old Fort Nc
Pherson to detail some scouts and TO
reconnoiter. We We're ready TO start
tent.
There's young chap out here.
colonel, who wants to join the party
on the expedition said the scout.
Who is he and what does he look
like?' I inquired.
well he is pretty pert youngster
and he says he wants to go with us:
in fact. he says he has just got to be
one of the party
Who did you say he was and
where is he from?' l asked.
He says his name is Theodore {
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-01-07
FROM A NOVA SCOTIA PUBLIsHB1


FROM A NOVA SCOTIA PUBLISHER
Mr.. H. G. Harris, publisher of the
Advertiser, Kentville, N. s., makes the
following statement: "I have used
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for my
self and family and find it to be one of
the best medicines for coughs and colds
that ever tried" For sale by all
! dealers. Benson. Smith Co., Ltd,
| Agents for Hawaii.
SSSSSsSSSSssSSSsSSsSSSSS sSSSSSSSsSsccSSScsSsSSsx
&, L. Wahiawa branch is a whole train
in itself. In the front is a second
class compartment with seats for
! twenty passengers; in the rear is a
first-class section where sixteen can
sit down, and bAween the two is a
baggage express a; Id mail section. The
car is new one, only lately built for
the special service and quite comfort
able. The difference between the two
sections-besides the difference in fare
is that in the second-class one may
smoke at any time and in the first
class one may smoke if there are no
women passengers.
Conductor Brevet has charge of this
train and when he was not collecting
the fares of the twenty passengers
aboard he discussed pineapples and
the troubles he has with his japanese
riders. l had chance to see a sample
of them. A Japanese wahine boarded
the car at Waipahu with two children,
each around ten years old. She grave
ly handed single fare for herself to
Brevet. Then the dispute over fare
for the boys. With an alluring smile
the wahine mo savveyed" all he said,
but the big conductor refused to treat
the matter as a joke and the forced
smile faded from 1.-The woman's face.
Sadly she dipped into her kimono and
hauled forth voluminous kerchief.
This she unwound and poured the
change in it into the conductors hand.
1t was nickel short but it went.
More better you get paper next time"
said Brevet and tackled the next Jap.
This time the conductor was a nickel
short himself in change. by and by,
all right" he said, moving on, but the
Jap refused to take chances and
tagged the trainman down the aisle
until someone else paid a fare and the |
necessary nickel was handed him.
The building of the Wahiawa branch |
has Opened up a number of pieces of |
land in the gulch for the Waialua |
plantation and these are being cleared |
of glue and lantana for cane. Already
over a hundred acres is ready to |
plough and plant.
R. o. MATHEsoN. !
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-01-07
COL. CODY TELLS HOW HE
FIRST MET ROOSEVELT

Roosevelt and that he is from the East
he is anxious to go with us.
Does he look like ''tenderfOot - >
"'wen. he may look like one. but h
does not talk like one came the ready
reply.
"'All right. get him a horse and tell
him to fall in when We start I said.
e Colonel. he has a horse. and It Is
one of the prettiest in the country.
vouchsafed the scout.
I'VE had gone about three OF four
days when I rode up with Theodore
Roosevelt. He was a bright young
chap. felt his oats. game and fun OF
animation. I liked him We talked no
little on the trip.
Il never saw him again until after
he became the president Of the United
States. succeeding Mckinley. 7 was IN
Washington. BY invitation called at
the White house. President Roose-
welt met me with a smile and g-ssoed
my hand. saying, Hello. Bill, y am
delighted How are youT..Al6 right
Mr.. Presi lent. How are you7' Then
he recalled when he first met me on
that expedition. We talked and
laughed over it. I remembered II well.
Then he asked If there was anything
1 wanted. and II there was. all had
to do was to make it known. Wen. T
had a big show on my hands and dia
not want anything. and told him 50.
He said I was the first man he had
net who did not want an Office either
for himself or somebody else. Teddy
goes for me. He is n thoroughbred. if
he is biggest man in the nation
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-01-07
/ WOMEN ONLY KNEW
What a Heap of Happiness it Woula
Bring to Honolulu Homes.

Hard to do housework with an .ch-
ing back.
Brings you hours of misery at leispr..
or at work.
II women only knew the cause-tha,
Backache pains come from sick Kid
neys, 3A A-u-
Iwould save much needless roa
Doans Backache Kidney Pills cure
sick kidneys. S-i'
Mrs. Selma Jones Of 200 Main street
Ansonia, Conn.,, says: II think - :,
mad not been for Doan's Backache ga
hey Pills / would not be alive todav
seven years ago was in such a ha,
std.e with pains and aches across my
oacK and other weakness that I was
oohged to keep to my room. ana was
at times confined TO my bed for s,x
weeks before could get about See
ing Doan's Backache Kidney pills re-
ommended, 1 began taking fhann s,t
inside Of a week the terrific backacbe
PAINS and soreness across tie loins "a
the headaches had vanished "a ,vslI
as the feeling Of general weakness ana
iansuor. The kidney weakness vvas
corrected and the dizzy spells had dis
appeared strongly endorse fhs
cidins made for Doan's Backache KID
ney Pills"
loan Backache Kidney Pills are
Soia Dy all chemists and storekeepers
q. oV cents per box, six boxes $3.50. or
VIII be mailed On receipt OF prscs
py the Hollister Drug Co, Honolulu
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian
Islands. --''1--'
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-01-07
DETAILS OF TEACHERS
FOR THE NEW TERM

Several teachers having returned in
the Alameda on Saturday, the details
of teachers, left uncompleted at the
Board of Education meeting on Fri
day, were settled by Superintendent
Babbitt.
Mrs. Letitia NJ. Walker resumes her
position at Kaiulani school which, in
her absence. has been filled by Mrs,
Minton.
Miss May Giles. returned from leave
of absence, will resume her place at
Kaiulani school. where Miss Schlem-
mer has been acting for her.
Mrs. Bickford will renew her duties
at kaahumanu school, where Mrs.
Melanphy has been her substitute.
Mrs. Bergstrom has not returned.
Her position at the Central Grammar
school will be filled temporarily by
Miss Phronie Dyke.
Miss Dyke will probably go to Ka-
paa, Kauai, as soon as the new cot
take there is erected.
Misses Ray and Foye left in the
steamer Mauna Loa to take positions
at Holualoa school
MISS Lily Nicholson, a graduate of
o-N AA oOoO SCuOOl VINO ar
rived in the Siberia last week, will
temporarily take Mr.. Pope's place in
the Normal school. After being re-
lieved there by a Cornell man whose
coming has been announced by cable.
Miss Nicholson will probably be sent
to Kapaa.
Miss Gladys Rickard will return to
Hanamaulu as assistant, taking the
place of Miss Correira.
Miss Bal has been appointed second
assistant at Kalaheo, Kauai.
Miss Mumford returns to resume her
position as principal of Hanamaulu.
Miss Jane Winnie leaves the Central
Grammar school to take a position as
special music teacher under Mrs.
Tucker.
Miss Mccormick. who arrived in the
Alameda, will leave in the Kfnau for
kona-waena to take the place of Miss
Miss Daisy Apo. who has been sub-
sttute for Mrs. Mckay at Wailuku. |
will take position as assistant at |
Lahaina
Miss Mollie Cummings takes the
principalship of Kihei school in place
of Joseph Dolim, resigned.
Miss Hattie Kapiioho is appointed
assistant at Kihei.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-01-07

Naturally. my brother DR. " +
Goodhue. informed me OF the nro~resz
of his work; otherwise he knew Moth
ing OF the preparation or publication
of my paper.
Your censure seems tinged with in
sincerity. but if you must indulge In
the common Hawaiian propensity.
saddle the blame on me and no one
else Yours truly,
E. S. GOODHUE.
1907.
1.-The Advertiser was not the first to
take lay notice of the publication in
question.
The article appeared first in one OF
the evening dailies.
The Advertiser did not publish II az
all but criticized its publication else
where.
That criticism win not be with
drawn.
The aliusion to breaking the sasi.-
followed Mr.. Goodhue's statenen,
lnat the president OF the Board OF
Health had sealed the article. when IL
0"iieu over 10 MN, thus keeping
II from the press at that time
AS there seem to be two Goodhues.
the Advertiser has no desire 10 de.
prive either one OF them OF whatever
credit the writing OF the lepro-mos-
quito article may confer.
If the Board of Health did not re-
lease the damaging paper for local
publication, who did? II Mr.. or DR..
Goodhue did. either may have tn
honor and we hasten to relieve the
board OF Health of what has proved
TO be an -incubus.-Ed. Adv.l
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-01-07
QUININE THAT DOES NOT AFFECT
THE HFAn

LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets
for. Colds. Grip, Influenza or any
Catarrhal disorders. Headache and
Feyerlsh or Malarious conditions.
z w. Groves signature on every box.
Made by PARIS MEDICINE CO..
Saint Louis. u S. of A
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-01-07

The Wahiawa banana section, big as
II mas become, is by no means all there
Is OF the island banana industry. Hilo
mas recently started a cannery, and on
all the Islands banana growing is in
creasing.-Star.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Missing Letters.

tx" is In the place of the letters to
be supplied to answer the question:
1. Max found in every homel-
Mat.
?. Lxfx couldn't live without it,
Life.
3. Noxe more you take from Il the
larger It growsl Hole.
1. Rxox ITS all over the house, -
Roof.
8. Noxs found in the suburbsl-
Lots.
6, Xraxt gives cold. cures cold and
pays the doctor)-Draft
Z. Bxaxtx (desired by unattractIve
women)-Beauty.
S. Xuxgx (near to every malden's
hearU-Lungs.
3. Xasnxt Ia very attractive sub.
jecD-Magnet.
10. XeStXexs (often called DOWN.
Feathers.
II. NlXcNlNN (the most polished
king In the world)-Blacking
MADAME MERRI.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Progressive Initials.

This scheme is not entirely new, but
it is always interesting and has the
advantage of being easily arranged.
Say there are to be 20 guests, that
means five tables. Label the first
Cities" the second Famous Ameri-
cans" the third Rivers" the fourth
Flowers" and the fifth may be Hero
ines" In the center Of each table
place about 20 assorted letters, face
down. The guests are given score
cards on which in fancy lettering are
the subjects of the different tables.
After all are seated the bell rings
and the game commences. One player
turns letter so that all may see It,.
The first person who thinks of a city
beginning with that letter and says it
keeps the letter. For example. If
"B" is turned some one says Boston"
and takes the letter. When all the
cities are gone the bell rings. The
two players having the most cities
progress.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
rat,'s Train Endangered.

Dcnnison. ohio.-Sccro,hry Taft had
a narrow escape Saturday night from
being involved In serious wreck on
the Pennsylvania flyer. which was
carrying him east. Prompt action Of
the towerman In a signal station a
third Of mile east of Coshocton and
of the engineer of the flyer alone
averiod what might have been dread
tul accident,
IA the train was speeding along AZ
the rate of fifty miles an hour the
piston rod on the left side of the loco.
motive broke short Off. Almost In.
Htnntly N" cylinder Of tho engine was
cracked by the unmanagcablo rod
The train was just approaching n
signal tower east uf Coahocton The
operator saw that something serious
was wrong and threw down n signal 90
stop tho train, The engineer applied
the emergency brakes and tho train "
nix tHfH came TO u stop In sharp
curve
The state herald., 1908-06-26
ECZEMA ALL OVER HIM.
Of His Endurance Seemed Near
Owes Recovery to Cuticura.

"My son Clyde was almost COM
pletely covered with eczema Physi.
clans treated him for nearly year
without helping him any. His head,
face, and neck were covered with large
scabs which he would rub until they
fell off. Then blood and matter would
run out and that would be worse.
Friends coming to see him said that II
he got well he would be disfigured for
life. When it seemed as II he could
possibly stand 1t no longer, used
some Cuticura Soap. Cuticura Oint-
ment, and Cuticura Resolvent. That
was the first night for nearly year
that he slept. In the morning there
was great change for the better. in
about six weeks he was perfectly we'll.
Our leading physician recommends
Cuticura for eczema. Mrs Algy
Cockburn. Shiloh, o.. June IL. 1907"
The state herald., 1908-06-26
FOR TENE HOS TESS
RDtertafpn9eqtS Pleasing to Guests aDd
Callers, by aD Auth 9ority on t7e Subject

was a bag-pipe, bottle by the pho
tograph of large hotel was violin,
a small boy devouring an ear of corn
was cornet, large cucumber pickle
lying on big round 20" was pic
colo. group of goodluck omens indi.
Gated cymbals. an advertisement for
ear drums meant drums, and so on.
Candy boxes, all in the form of
musical instruments, were awarded as
prizes, but tin horn of mammoth pro
portions was given to the unfortunate
individual who guessed the least nun.
ber of objects correctly
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Standard for Beauty.

Women who are in doubt as TO their
claims to beauty should consult the
following figures. that have been de
clared correct proportions for both the
tall and short woman: Short woman
Height. 3 feet Z inches: neck. 1915
inches; bust. 36 inches; waist, 81
inches; hips, 81 inches; around the
largest part OF the forearm below the
elbow, ! inches. which should gradu
ally taper to 6 inches around the wrist
Tall woman-lieight, 8 feet Sls inch
es; weight, l37 pounds; bust. 36 inch
es; waist, 95 inches: hips. az inches:
top Of arm. II inches; wrist. 6inches
The state herald., 1908-06-26
A Cupid Luncheon.

Cupid is a tinker bold:
Come. ye maids, attend.
With his little pot OF gold.
Cupid is a tinker bold,
Fares he forth to young and old,
Crying: Hearts to mend"
Cupid is a tinker bold;
Come. yo maids, attend.
A young debutante whom no one
suspected Of having fallen a victim
TO Cupid's darts recently sent out her
invitations with the above lines writ
ten on them. giving hour and date
Society was agog with curiosity and
awaited the denouement with bated
breath.
Tea was served. and on each plate
was a tiny envelope sealed with gilt
hearts. inside Of which were the
names Of the fair hostess and a man
from the east who had succeeded In
mending the young maiden's heart.
The table center piece on the din.
ing-room table was n darling Cupid.
his culver filled with gilt arrows. one
OF which was given each guest us a
souvenir.
The cakes were heartshaped, orna.
mented with candy Cupids. Ices in
the form OF hearts. with candy Cupid
on each, n tiny arrow in his hand.
We're served on dainty lace doilles on
pink plates.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Ai7N1HiV;;
7 -

sashes and neokwear show touches
OF bright color.
Although both tulle and net
chemisettcs are worn. the fact that
the latter Is washable makes Il the
wiser choice.
Grecian capes, fashioned from Il
big circle from which the sides have
been cut. are favorite evening wraps.
Many OF the boas this spring are not
boas at all. but closehttlng collars.
while the larger ones are finished by
tassels.
A new coat from Paris IL long. com,
Ing within few inches OF the bottom
Of the skirt. and Is made OF cloth
edged with silk braid
Some OF the coats have high turn.
over collars, which fall at each side.
forming n large draped lapel. which IL
finished with braid,
The state herald., 1908-06-26
A MATTER or compuLsloN.
No Soup. No Dinner, the Rule Laid
Down by Barney.

Six years ago. when the king visited
Dublin, some amusing incidents were
recorded due to the grotesqueness OF
some hotel walters apparently just
fresh from rural life.
One hotelkeeper told such newly
imported Server" that he must al.
ways serve every one with soup at
dinner and be quite certain that he
had it.
Thereupon ensued the following
scene between visitor and the new
waiter;
Soup, sir?" said Barney.
mo soup for me" said the visitor.
But you must have it," said Bar
ney: its the rules of the house,
Hang the house!" exclaimed the
visitor, highly eXasperated. When ]
don't want soup | won't eat it. Get
along with you"
We'll" said Barney. with solemnity,
"all can say is just this-it's the
rules of the house and sorra drop
else yen get till ye finish the soup!"
London Telegraph
The state herald., 1908-06-26
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female Ills,
and has positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, Inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness, ,ornervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham IL there is anything
about your sickness you do not
understand. She will treat your
letterincOnfidence and advise you
free. No woman ever regretted
writing her, and because of her
vast experience she has helped
thousands. Address. Lynn, Mass.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Eor Choosina Partners.

The question of pairing partners for
even a dinner party may be made a
pretty ceremony by this method: Have
two baskets of flowers in the drawing
room, with numbered tickets on the
stem OF each blossom. The men are
told to draw from the basket having,
say, pink carnations in it, and the
ladies take theirs from the rose bas-
ket When numbers are duplicated
partners are found and all proceed to
the dining room.
This relieves the hostess of the re-
sponsibility for ones vis.a.vis, and If
her party has only congenial people it
will probably result in pleasant
evening for all.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
The Duke and the sirloln,

1T is a mistake" said Otto E.
Schaar. the president of the New York
Walters club. "to think that an Eng
lishman always wants his beef eXccs-
sively rare As n matter of fact the
English like their beef better done
than we do,
II once saw waiter" he continued,
"scrve an English duke with cut of
very, very rare sirloin.
THE duke looked closely at the slice
Of bright red meat Then he said:
Waite just send for the butcher,
will your"
THE butcher sir?' the waiter STAN
mered
Yes said the duke. This beef
doesn seem to be quite dead yet"
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Destructive Fires In Michigan.

Detroit. Mich.-Firoa In northern
Michigan famed TO gigantic proper
tiona By the saloH ut the last two days,
have destroyed at least three villages,
rendered hundreds homeless, swept
over thousands ~ acres of timber lands
nnd caused damage estimated about
100000 Tho heaviest loss has been
sustained IN rrusaue Isle and ebay.
boyEnn countlnH. although Lselanhu
Chnflevois ana OtAeso counties have
also suffered In many towns lamps
were lighted in the daytime an The sun
was obscurod by the heavy smoke.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Blind Menu.

This menu may be used at church
supper and thus vary the usual monot.
.ny OF such aflairs:
Go.botween (sandwlches). cents.
Hot berry drink (coffeel. cents.
Registers (rollsl. . cents.
Predicaments tplcklesl, cent.
Rabbits (bunsl. cents.
Perplexities tsalad). 3 cents.
Pressed eurd tcheesel. cent,
Confused mixtures Uumblesl. cent.
A tight squeeze Oemonade). cents.
Buried seeds tberriesl. cents
Golden spheres (orangesl. 3 cents.
Solid skimmlngs lice cream. 10
cents.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
People Talk Abou. Good Things.

Twelve years ago lew people Knew OF
mch 4 preparation as a Powder for the
Feet. To-day after the genuine merits Of
Allen- Foot Ease have been told year after
year by grateful persons. 1t is indispens-
able To millions. IL Is cleanly. whole.
some. healing and antiseptic and gives
rest and comfort 10 tired aching feet.
II cures while you walk. Over 5000
Testimonials. limitations pay the dealer
larger profit otherwise you would never
I've offered substitute for Aliens Foot
Ease, the original foot powder. Ask for
Aliens Foot Ease. and see that you get it.
The state herald., 1908-06-26

Mrs Pinkham. OF the Lydia +,
Pinkham Medicine Company OF Lynn
Mass. together with her son. Arthur
W, Plnkham. and the younger mem.
bers OF her family, sailed for Naples
on May goth for n three months tour
throughout Europe and much needed
vacation"
The state herald., 1908-06-26
A Musical Evening.

The following scheme originated
with n musical Girl and she sprung II
upon her fellow students who lived
In the same house. Thte guests were
told that number Of musical instru.
ments were concealed in the rooms, To
be found aS soon NJ possible. The In.
strumsnts were represented by OBJ
jec'a, II took clever guessing TO d.,
vine that n small bag near clay pipe
The state herald., 1908-06-26
A Martinez.

"a martinez" said Gen. F. d. Grant
at a Memorial Day banquet, is gen
orally fool.
They tell a story of martinez of
the Civil War, a captain. He got or
ders from headquarters that his men
We're to change their undershirts.
but Captain said a sergeant to
whom this order was communicated.
the men have only one undershirt
each
The captain frowned. then he said:
mo matter Military commands
must be obeyed. Let the men change
underGhrts with each other"
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Smelling Contest.

Get bottlss of uniform size and
color, number them and place In a
row on table. The contestants are
to pass around and take one smell out
of each vial. Papers are provided
with pencils, and then after making
this tour Of the table the guests are
10 write down the probable contents.
A finger vinaigrette could be given for
the head prize and a bottle of lavender
salts for the consolation. The fol-
lowing list is suggested for the con.
tents of the bottles:
/. oil of cloves.
2. Oil of sassafras.
3. Oil of cedar.
4. OIL OF anise.
5. Oil of bitter almonds.
6. Pennyroyal.
T. Essence of peppermint.
s. Vanilla
3. Cinnamon.
10. Wood alcohol.
IL. Valerian.
IL. Bay rum.
10. Camphor.
IA Ammonia.
Is. Rhubarb.
16. Arnica.
II. Turpentine.
is. Castor oil.
10. Asafoetida.
20. Creosote.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Sufficient Excuse,

\ tiny four.year.old was spending a
night away from home, At bedtime
she lnelt at the knee OF her hostess to
say her prayers, expecting the usual
prompting Finding Mrs. Il unable to
help her out. she concluded thus:
Please. God, 'scuse me. I can't re.
member my prayers. and I'm staying
with lady who don't know any
Home Herald.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Only for Heaven.

Mother-Just run up stairs, Tommy,
and fetch baby's night gown.
Tommy-DOn't want to.
MOther-Oh. well. IL you're going to
be unkiud to your new little sister
she'll put on her wings and fly back
again to heaven.
Tommy-Then let her put on her
wings and fetch her nightgown,-
Punch.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
Jersey leoIslatlon,

THAT was a disgusting slap the GOV
ernor took at our bills" said the New
Jersey legislator.
Seemed TO irritate him as much AZ
mosquito bills" admitted the dlsgrun.
tied colleague.
The state herald., 1908-06-26
A Redeemino Trait.

There was one good thing about
Adam and Eve"
what was that"
when they were in Eden they did
not send out any souvenir postals."