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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1908-10-16
DaDetn.

30 ii n Of E n. Sm Sabre 1906
1907 6aben in 9apern i'm ean3en 147
junge 2e6rer beim MiIttdr gtbient, bos
bon 122 ais '@tntGbris5 6reipiai9e.
Qm /. Sttober 1907 iDitben pon be
fen 122 entloiTeh, 9 dls getp0bnIi4e
Splbaten, 52fulS GefreitsG15 ais nns
teroffioiere uHbit46t aIsI SffiSieraipis
ranten.-3er MiinGensr 2anoI9aftSs
mailer Gubolf S6ieboID lit i'm QItsr
bon Sc So6rena geftorben. Sin Ne.
flor Der bsutideh @elebttenrepublii,
Or. @uguit 8amneiIfer (Oliinhen), Der
SdDpfer bes 6sutf6sn bbberen S6uls
tpeienS i'm 1ei6SIanb Q871-1SS2),
f~eierte feline golbene SotbSeit.
q m be r G.. 9tuf benz bieiigen
9ergipert ipurben barth BEN Ginitur3
ron GrbmaHen 5ipei 8ergleute psrs
f6iittet. Md9reuo Der cine pon ibnsn,
Der 8ergmann 6sinrih Bed, Ti6 I,lbIt
nod berduaarbeiten tjantc, tpurbe Der
8srgmann peter MpoBbur9.r bon
S9dflobe nur ned al8 2eide 9ebors
gen.
Gue8burg. Der G9ubmaders
meiiter 8ebIer lit 3lpif9en einen Strds
benba6nipogen uno Gin Mutomobil ses
ratben unb bsrart perlsbt porben, baB
er itarb.
3 amberg g. Ger "a Sabre ate
Gtienbabn1dmisb 2ebnei5 bon bier, Der
BEL ietnen Gltern in Gbermonnftobt fir
feline bier &inbsr Elm Grbt6eil er9ob,
Iiiir3te lei Der Hiidfabrt bonn 3uge ab.
Gin entsegentommenoer Giiter3u9 fubr
inn ben &opf ppm &umpfe.
. q Of a u. Der Bring Regert Cat
benz bel einem Granoe in Gulsemoos
perun9Iiidten Seuerpe6rmann unb
@iitler WertmiiGer ein @ei6ent BON
$50 Wart ibermittein laiien.
6iffingen. Die Stabt9emeins
be bat als 9ettrag CUR Zeppelin Natips
naIfpenbe 500 Wnrt bepiQiet. 9a3u
iommt bic Summe BON 1858 Wart
als Grgebnib Der Sammlung Der
rStltnger Saale3ettun9."
2anbsbut t. Sn Mei9midl tes
ging GeiItli6er 8atb @uguIt 3immers
mann ieinen so. 9eburtstae. Der
@eiitlite &at6 1T Elm GROCER Spras
fentenner; er fpridt ID SpraGsn.
Oberta n. Sn Gf9pcnb
pollte bas 12jdbrige So6ter9en bes
Setonom.n 2~ingen6o6Ie in Nbpeiens
belt Der Gltern bas Serofeuer anbaIten.
1obei fiel inn cine gliibenbe 9olle auf
bic &leiber, bic iofort Setter finesn.
Das &inb erlitt 70 i4pere 8ranbpuns
ben, bab es itarb.
WoI r { 6au n. Sier
fanb bic feierli4e 8runblteinleauna
Der proteItantiiden &tr1e ftatt.
Ara der 3ll,rinpfult.
gbentoben. Die Straftanz
mer bat Der 0in5sr Rbeintpalb bon
Roi9ba9 peeen Weinfdlf9ung gu |
Wonat @efdngniB unb 300 Marf
Gelbitrafe perurt3eilt.
b a II. Ia5 ariegsgeridt bat
ben Snfanteriiten gingCt bonn II. Res
gimsnt tpegen i6psrtD.e llnaeborIams
geeen @orseieBte gu u -Sabren, ben
Snfanterilen &raus rom islben Heois
ment pesen tbdtIi4en 4nsriffs auf
einen Gelbpebel 3u einem Sabr flint
Wonaten GefGngniB perurtbeilt.
IN gsbden Mesen bcrs
f4mG6ter 2isEs gas in Der 2simfatrif
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1908-10-16
MeGfeu6nrd.

g Of 10 r / II. Sn benz gabebus
f6er Sort 1T Elm Noutmorb an einem
S6nittsr periitt porben. Der M0rs
Der, Sciepb Solesti aug Gali5ien. lit
nsf!iG....
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1908-10-16
0f0en6urg.

Slbenbure. Im Jranaofcn,
Sentmal I'M 9ertrubsns &ir6bof in
Slbenburg tpuroe Elm &ran5 nit elmer
Sdleife in ben fran30iii6en 2anbess
farben gefunben. Die Sdleife trug bic
@uHarift: nSo6 le6e Jrantrei9! Wir
iperpen Gu6 rd6en.."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1908-10-16
Smaem6nrg.

6 q terna6 . Der 0lonteur
G9iitt bat, ols er bon elmer Reils aus
ridtebrte, aus Giferiu6t feline Srau
rnb bann iid ielbit eri6ohen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1908-10-16


g I. Giner Der bebeutenb1ten
SnbuitrieGIen aisls, &ommer3ienratb
Carl 9aepel, tit i'm 81. 2ebensjabr in
Sab Neuenobr eeitorben. gr iiber :
nabm 1880 cine feline MaI6inenTabrif
unb i9affte bort anfanss nit einem
balben Subenb Nrbeiter. Seute be-
i9dftigt bic &ieler Maf6inenbah sNts
tiengeIeafdaft BORN. 6. Saspel eeesn
200 Mann.
SO Il r. SIM Streit eritoden
tpurbe in Wspelsfletb Der Gisarrenars
better 6Dbne. Der Sbdter, Elm @rbeis
ter Wilitermann, lpurbe perbaftet.
prnui,t1 alfrItfalrn.
gieIefeIb. Sier 1T bic 3. peits
fdliide Sodium ausiteGung, Die bon
ettpa $50 Girmen rei6baltig bei6i6t
1T. in 9sgentpart bes Sberprdiibenten
erDffnet porben.
8 a m m. Die Stabtperorbnetsn
haben fir bic 3eppslinipenbe 1900
Mari. fir bic 4b%gebrannten in Sondus
eidineen unb in Mebeba9 (Sauers
lanb) ie $50 Mart bepiuist.
Serne. BON ben Stabtperorbnes
ten purbe ben in 9erne lebenben
ariegsbeteranen Elm Gbreniolb betpils
list, Der bel einem idbrIidsn gintoms
men biz gu 900 Wart jdbrli9 so Wart
nnb Bel einem Gintommen bon 900
bis 1900 Mart 25 Marf bstrasen fOu.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

rather sec the people spend their
money in b ding up great schools
colleges nud universities, churches
and cathedrais. than to see them
spend II In unduly expanding armies
and navies'
We must az course, have enough
battleships to provide for the nation-
al defense. A St Louis paper asks
what the effect upon the sentiments
OF the masses OF the people OF the
sending OF Thousands OF fighting men
ashore at various small California
towns and in San Francisco, whore 1t
s estimated that the entire popula-
ton Of the city and hundreds OF
thousands Of people from the neigh
boring country will welcome 1t.
II should be borne in mind that in
this country 1t Is tho people who pre-
cipitate war. We shall be fortunate
indeed II the presence of this, the
most remarkable of all peaceable ex-
petitions. docs not kndle spark
which will not be easily extinguished.
At such time the words spoken by
the Vice President have a great and
timely value In moulding public senti-
ment.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13
HIGHER TAKES.
splingaeld Repuhllcan.

7pIllSlelu IAbpubllCdn.
The British premier has presented a
budget that must have disappointed his
critics because he proposed no new
taxes, while at the Same time he did
propose To- reduce the duty on sugar.
which h. In line with free trade princl-
pies. The protectionists have been in
slstent In pointing out that tho basis Of
taxation would have to be broadened If
the government was 10 carry through
various new schemes notably that OF
old age pensions, and the free trade
Spectator in its zeal against so-called
Socialistic legislation. has agread with
them. Whatever the future may ro-
qulre, however. Mr.. Asquith for the
coming year VIII narrow more than he
VIII broaden the basis Of taxation. for
he VIII depend entirely upon his estl-
mated surplus 10 finance the first yoar
OF the proposed old age pension sys,
tenn The pension scheme Is the most
notable constructive feature Of the bud
got, In discarding All contrbutory fca-
lures. such ms distinguish the German
old age pension system and making
the pensions wholly a charge upon Tho
treasury the premier goes about to the
limit, 80 far as the principle "a con-
cerned, II BY no meana follows. how
ever, That tho House of Lords viii not
force Am amendment by which all per-
sons Win have 10 contribute something,
through their own savings, 90 the PEN
sion granted by the state In other re-
spacts, Mr.. Asqulths scheme seems
fairly moderate for the pension at IS
month would be paid only TO persons
who had reached 10 years,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13
TOBACCO SMOKE.

Scientific experiments have been
made recently in France, to ascertain
the effect of tobacco smoke on dogs
and other animals. According to the
account in the Literary Digest, the eN-
periments We're thorough and con-
elusive. Desiring to reproduce tho
conditions OF ordinary tobacco -smok-
ing exactly, they administered the
smoke both by pulmonary inhalation
Cthe case OF the smoker who inhales
his smoke) and by buccolaryngeal in
halatlon Cthe case of the smoker who
does not "inhale"). The results in
the case of dogs were as follows:
After the bucco- pulmonary inhala-
'on Of several whffs of tobacco, there
was an acceleratiOn and Increase of
amplitude OF the respiratory move
monts. Sometimes this increase was
preceded by momentary stoppago OF
breath, Then, little by little the res
piratlon resumed its normal type. The
arterial pressure underwent q great
and sudden fall, which was proper
tional 10 the quality inhaled, At the
same moment the heart slowed up
extremely After "a short interval the
pressure rose much above the normal
and the heart began To beat ahnor-
mally fast. Then little by little the
pressure returned 10 the normal. or
sometimes a little below, While the
blond-prossuro WAS falling the kidney
underwent an intense REORGANIZATION
followed by dllutiou and the brain
went through inverse variations.
There Ia no doubt that the tobacco
smoker Injuries himself, shortons his
MO mud bltntu l,ia utantuI ,,nuf.,.s
And the worst Of Il Is that when he
smokes In public, he compols others
10 mhale the smoke, after he has dis
carded H. This is a bad feature Of
smoking The smoker does not conAnr
the effects Of his habit TO himself, no
forces them upon others. In tho ex,
orciso Of his liberty to enjoy a smoke
he depryos others If their right 10
have the air they breathe unpolluted.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13
RECENT PUBLICATIONS.

The North American Review opens
with highly interesting symposium
entitled THE Claims of the Candi-
dates The claims for the Presden-
tial nomination possessed by Speaker
Cannon, Secretary Cortelyou. Vice.
President Fairbanks, Senator Foraker.
Governor Hughes, Senator Knox, Sen.
ator La Toilette and Secretary Taft.
Among the writer's of these articles
are Congressman Henry Sherman
lCongressman Theodore Il. Bur
ton, Professor Jobs r. Commons, adj
olson G.. Harris, Senator Dick and
Governor Stuart. Presidnt Woodrow
Wilson. OF Princeton University, con-
tributes an unusually important arti-
Gle on THE States and the Federal
Government" How to Give New
York the Best Police Force in the
World" is the title OF an interesting
article by Police Commissioner Thee
dore A. Bingham. sydney Brooks con.
tributes an interesting article upon
THE New Ireland" Sir Oliver Lodge.
the eminent scientist, contributes a
highly interesting article entitled
THE Ether of Space" Investment
Securities by Financier. treats of Col
lateral and Equitable Trust bonds.
The German Brouse Law by q.
Plochmann, is an important contri-
button to the history of anti-stock ex-
change legislation. Major Louis L.
Seaman in "a Crisis In the history
of the American Army, urges better
medical protection for the United
States army, whose medical depart
nent at the present time. he points out.
is absolutely inadequate. THE Uni
versity Journal by Joseph S. Auer-
bach. is an interesting article plead
ing for the establishment of thorough
going practical schools of journalism
at our universities. In the literary
Il aslfsfV. Il sIt-s.. d.
the House" is reviewed by Clayton
Hamilton, Memoirs OF the Comtesse
de Bogne" by Grace Isabel Colbron,
Walkley's Drama and Life by Frank
M. Colby and o Henry's Short Stories
by Henry James Forman. The de-
partment of World Politics contains
communications from London. Paris
and Washington. Franklin Square,
New York,
This year being the centennial of the
organized temperance movement in
America, and one in which the Pro-
hibtion question is to the front, a lit
tie pamphlet entitled "The Rule OF Not
Too Much" by II. T.. o. Heinemann.
should be widely read. II contains
number of articles written during the
last few years on the temperance ques-
tion. The author aims at putting the
public discussion OF the temperance
question upon a basis Of health, moral
ity, happiness social order and COM
mon sense."-154 La Sale street. Chi
cago,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13
OUR RESOURCES AND MAN.

The convention of governors called
by the President TO discuss questions
connected with the conservation OF the
natural resources of the country is one
OF the greatest Importance. Soil for
ests, minerals, water--these are the re-
sources AT one time they were so
plentiful that they were considered in
exhaustihle. Forests were cut down,
as a nuisance. No ono thought of saw
ing trees. Land seemed boundless. and
the soil was rich that II seemed In
credible that 1t could ever become Inn
| povershed. There was water In abund-
ance, and minerals to supply the de-
mands of all the world.
Today the question OF economy is
paramount, lest the future should bring
disaster. 1t is claimed that Old World
farms yield more than many American
farms, and that nearly 5000 square
miles of wheat land have gone out of
existence in one year because the farm
ers found that the cereal was being
harvested at loss. on some former
~ good farms are acre production OF
wheat In 1906 was as low as six bushels.
The soil is retrogradlng not alone be-
cause its richest ingredients are taken
out by crops and not put back, but
through water washes. The streams,
because the watersheds and river slopes
have been stripped Of restraining trees.
rush to the seas, carrying on their bot
toms in bulk and in their waters in
suspense not less than two billion tons
OF richest farm lands each year, that
stupendous loss being the heaviest
impost the farmers are annually called
10 bear. DR.. w. J. MCGEE of the Inland
Waterways Commission. places the
value OF that wasted soil at 81 ton.
ANA as conditions are becoming more
ard more nenacing every year the
ownership Of a Mississippi Valley farm
VIII ere many Years become = burden
rather than a blessing:
Tae-rA IS anrt resource on which
President TsoeS scit 8; IS understood,
E51 sreak az THIS congress. and that l
$ mEz- me waste Of life in this
r,ass-ry-, 1hr-sarh neglect and GRIMM
al1Y is appalling il IS on recort. that
1ih1usa-,ts % Tines ara lost every year
dz ra@-vz& accs5ez5s. IN fires. and In
H. rt-soEs Industrial pursuits Mine
tssscs=rs are entirely too many and
100 horrible. In December, at Monon-
g7h, ". Va, occurred the largest in
the history Of the world. with the sim
gle exception OF that AT the Courriere
mine in France. when 1900 men lost
their lives. The number of victims in
the Monongah horror was in excess of
800, not miner in the pit escaping.
During that same grewsome month $50
men were killed in the Dart mine in
Pennsylvania; 80 In the Naomi mine, in
the same state, and 81 at Yolande, Ala
And the worst OF it is that each horror
can be prevented If common fore
thought Is exercised.
This gives some idea of she import
ance OF the subjects with which this
congress is 10 deal. Even If nothing
else is gained by It's deliberations than
drawing public attention TO the neces-
sity Of economy in the expenditure of
the public resources. and the criminali-
~ Of the unnecessary waste of life, it
is not in vain
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13
A WoRD-BoMB.
New York Post.

There is Il grim comment on current
tendencies in the declaration of the
supreme court OF the State of Idaho
that 1t is doubtful IL any unusual word
IN the English language has ben more
employed by press and magazine writ
ers during the last four or five years
than the word graft" AS the court
says. the promotion given, to slang
word. so as to entitle 1t to enter tho
society of good English. is based on its
general use in the literature of the
country. on the fact that II is no longer
summed by standard writers But 1t is
70 be feared that the court has effect
lively checked the social progress of the
particular little word IN question by
holding that Its use Is Hbelous, and that
1t Is full of germs which, when put
into culture before a jury, must tako
the form of verdcts for DANCES.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Admiral Evans says that IL the coun-
try had moro battleshlps and fewer
statesmen, there would be greater as
surance of its continued peace. Every
American is proud of the record Of the
American navy, but it is American
statesmen who have given tile United
States It's justly proud position among
the nations.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13
A WRITER'S M1scoNoEpT1oN.
Philadeiphla Public ledger.

Let us hope that Mrs. Humphrey
Ward Is not going to write an Ameri-
can novel with local color when she
returns to England. If she does, let us
hope that she will avoid sedulously anv
attempt at delineation Of lowly or quiet
life. Her lecture in New York on the
peasant in literature reveals one OF
those delicious misconceptions which
is wholly natural to the people of one
country who take for granted the com
monplaces OF their own environment
and attempt TO apply them in full pan
oply to the people of another.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

'our PLATFORM" declares Mr.. John
Temple Graves, with reference to the
Independence league, lis not SYM
phony, but bugle CALI BLOW, bu-
gle, hlowl Set the wild echoes nyingl
And answer, echoes. answer! dying, dy-
Ing, diving"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13
JUST FOR FUN.
4 Bal1ac story.

A story. said to be new. OF Balzac,
"a related by French contemporary.
A burglar gained admission 10 Bal
lac's house, and was AT work. By the
light " the moon, at the lock OF the
socretaire IN tho nnYelsts chamber
balzac was asleep al the time, but
the movements of the intruder arous-
ed him. The burglar, who was work.
ing most industriously paused A
slrident laugh arrested his operations
and ne beheld by the moonlight the
novelist sitting up In bed, his sides
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

About the biggest class in nature
study ever assembled I'm this country il
the one now at Washington. consist
ing of forty five governors and 9TH
ers, in attendance on the conference
for the preservation of the country's
natural resources.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Venezuela was not represented at the
laying OF the cornerstone Of the Wash
ington Temple of Peace. Though alb
sent she was not forgotten, but will
be long remembered for her absence.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Mrs. Hetty Green has received a
Slack Hand letter. She was not fright
ened at it nor did she turn pale, show
ing that she is not so green as her
name would Indicate.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

The House and Senate have agreed
upon an emergency currency bill Evil
IDENTIFY it is expected that at some fu.
ture day an emergencv for currency
will arise
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Not personally seeking first place on
the presidential ticket Governor Hughes
positively declines to consider second
place under any circumstances.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Andreas DIPPED has sailed for Europe
to seek new voices. Why is IT that
these operatic managers never seek the
voice of conscience?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

There are said to be more Merry
Widow" hats IN North Dakota than in
any other state in the Union
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Strange as 1t may seem and much
criticism as there has been, there is
nothing shady" about the forest re-
serve policy.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Automobiles should not exceed the
speed limit but It is absurd to place
that limit at eight miles an hour
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Judging by their Chicago convention,
the Royal Neighbors of America do
not love their nelshbors as themselves.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Why not scnd the High School cadet
corps down to the Inauguration Of tho
next President?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

II is believed that Ray Lamphore
could shed a ray Of light on the GUM
ness farm murders
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

The new currency BIZ win be a de-
cldedly composite bill
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13
DEsERET EVENING NEWS WEDNESDAY MAY 10 1908

Perhaps he means husband bearded
IN his den.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

There is town in oklahoma called
Bromide. The people live a quiet
life.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

What kind Of a hog IS It that let's
the hose run when there is u heavy
rain2
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Little Margie (after watching her
small brother devouring several large
sections of chocolate cake) - Mamma,
isn't 1t funny how much larger Jimmy
really Is than he appears to be from
the outside ?"--Judge
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Bella Guinness seems to have been
a complete letter writer IN herself
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Bystander-"Dld you see 'ow il
'appened LADY," Fair motorist-"oh,
dear, no! l WAS asleep Just then"
Bystander--"Ah, then you'll be able
TO prove a lullaby!'-Puck.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

An eastern minister compares the
model husband 10 "a bearded angel
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

TN bet that fellow is a poet" re-
marked the chap who reads the patent
medicine almanac jokes you lose"
rejoined the wise guy. HE is the 'af-
ter using part of hair tonic adver-
tisement. Daily News.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

When man ceases to be interested
in his work, says the philosopher, he
no longer lives Which may account
for SO many dead ones encumbering
fairly good jobs.--Puck.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Miss Pepprey-"She's got King
charles spaniel for a pet now, and she's
very fond of it." Cholly-"Yaas; the
othah evenng when l was there she
awsked me If l didn't want to kiss the
little beast. Fawncey" Miss Pepprey
That's strangel but perhaps she
didn't know that you smoke cigar
cites. "-Philadelphia Press.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Wing with laughter What Is II
that makes you Merry demanded
the burglar. II laugh replied the
author of "Pero Gorot," TO think
that You should come In the night
without lantern 10 search my secre-
taire for money. when ! can never find
any there In broad daylight. West
minister Gazette.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

In politics there is quite difference
between the uplift Of the amateur and
the hold-up OF the professional
Philadelphia Record.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Caller Ito child)-'Is this papa's
little boy or mammals little boy?"
Dunno; the judge hasn't decided
Life.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-13

Great rivalry now exists among
Pittsburgh's smart set. so the dispatch
es say, In the matter Of purchasing
rare and valuable books. The first
thing we know the country is going to
be as,ounded by the news that some
advanced Pittsburgher has bought
copy Of the Holy Blblo.--Richmond
Times Dispatch.