New-York tribune., 1908-12-25

success
and Marie, who, together with Mnna Lsrnmert.
we're the original Rhine daughters in the ring per
formance of 1876
UNIVERSALLY APPROVED
Now Santa Claus comes forth in glee,
1t is his right to feel elated
Warrington star.
DR. Weir Mitchell has presented to the HON.
of the Merciful Saviour for Crippled Children. in
Philadelphia as Christmas gift. the complete
issue Of his book. "A Venture in 1I11" The story
is laid in Philadelphia. and centres around the
family Of Colonel Markham. Of the Continental
Army who was captured by the British. In the
preface the author speaks Of tie Home,
DO YOU enjoy the hordays?"
season Of the year when ! am sure OF being able
to find q calendar soon as / need one. wash
ington Star.
One Of the recent novelties patented is COM
bined clock and savings bank, designed by Chi
cago Why a savings bank and clock
should be combined will not "a once be apparent.
The idea would ridiculous. these two art-
cles have apparent relationship The purpose
OF the inventor has merely been to increase the
usefulness Of the savings bank and assure that IL
will be constantly employed He accompshes
by requiring the deposit of coin in the bank
before the clock be wound Unless the coin
is deposited the clock becomes useless. The
amount of the coin deposited is controlled by the
size of the slot in the savings bank The number
o. deposits can also be increased by requiring a
daily winding of the clock. In this way Ger
tain sum must be added the bank each day
previous TO each winding Of the clock
The Pest-rd like to write soms verses for your
The Editor-Typewritten darned short and paid
for at advertising rstes.-Cleveland Leader.
In an apartment house on the upper West Side
the tenants have been requested TO place lighted
candles on their Christmas this year because
tho fred - kuOV fbaf he tree will
he less attractive" the superintendent wrote to the
various tenants but will all feel much more
secure, and to compensate the children for their
loss will give them entertainment on Christ
night" The request will be complied with
and the children, whom there many in the
house have additional pleasure to look for
ward to-
odd. isn't ii, how human ways in such
direct contradiction to nature?''
In what, for instance?"
Did YOU ever find anything green about a grass
widow Baltimore American.
Boston's Chamber of Commerce has made
emphatic protest 10 the Board Of Aldermen against
any more parades in downtown streets. The
chamber sets forth that when professions are held
stores are barred from customers. offices in
accessible. and all around the district set apart for
the parade the streets janmed with teams
waiting for the ban to be lifted The newspapers
generally supporting the chambers demands
My wife will never buy any more cigars for
why TO-
the bose som Of he 6 @ s Teek Qs With II
them."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
bounty for marriages and children has been
voted by the Municipal Council OF Nantes. France
Hereafter. any city employe Of Nantes in good
standing Will receive go down on marrying and
$40 month for each child until tie four
teen years old. Should the cather's own salary
ever pass $500 yearly further subsidy will be
paid, that is considered in France enough
TO support a family Of eight
"Rumor hath thousand tongues" quoted the
Wise Guy.
Yes, and they are generally all going once"
added the Simple Mug.-Phaderhia Record.