Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-21
liked and more highly respected than
Albert q. Wheeler.

liked and more highly respected than
Albert q. Wheeler.
Virgil NJ. Brand. the wcll.known
brewer. has earned by his long and
clean record high place In the esti-
nation Of the people Of Chicago.
Chicago wants no blue laws.
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John Taylor BOoz. the popular attOr-
ney. would make an upright and able
Judge of the Circuit Court.
The bear that Is always I'm season Is
the cinnamon bear.
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a southern professor says Mark
Twain writes rot" The professor il
| talking rubbish.
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Another pressing problem: What
shall we do with all our ex.candidates
for the presidency?
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Certain magazine publishers think
they have found Il satisfactory answer
to the cOnumdrum: "What shall we do
with our ex.presidents?'
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They're going to have Il 'ladies' day"
In a New York police court. Fines
marked down to $500 and costs?
women plunges three stories into
the arms Of a policeman" We know
certain cook who can make 1t in a
much shorter jump than that.
I'VE should move according to
curves" states a Los Angeles physician.
When avoiding an automobile. how.
ever, 1t IL well to fee In a straight
lire.
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John ID. Rockefeller says that In his
earlier years he was always a great
borrower. IL he willing to encourage
young men who go to him explaining
that they would like to become great
borrowers?
A Philadelphia heiress alleges that
she went through mock marriage
with an American for the purpose of
keeping her parents from purchasing a
foreigner with u title for her. We can
hardly believe her story Is true. be-
cause 1t Is reported that her mother
has forgiven her.
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President Garfield's son has succeed.
ed Mark Hopkins son as president Of
Williams College. 1t was Garfield who
said that "Mark Hopkins ON one end
OF log and student OH the other Is
IL college," DR.. Harry Garfield began
at the right end Of the log and Ii now
worthy to hold his seat on the wise end
OF It.
The special commission which the
president appointed to investigate the
conditions Of farm life has adopted the
simple and Straightforward plan OF ask.
Ing the farmers themselves what the
matter Is. Three hundred thousand
farmers will receive II list Of questions
which will enable them to state all their
grievances. That In itself IN something,
for human nature loves to "kick."
The present newspaper policy of
keeping the public posted on the acts
Of evil doors has come about because
1t hts been In the interest of society.
There are lot of persons who think
that the world Is much worse than 1t
used To be- because there IL so much
more criminal news reported, forgetting
that they did not formerly know what
was going on and were su)limely bliss
full In their ignorance. The publca-
ton of crime Is not only a deterrent to
law-breaking. but it Is constant warn
Ing to citizens to be Oh the OUTLOOK.
Burglars and thieves do not like to
have their business advertised.
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The house in Verona which the
guides In that city have pointed out
to tourists as the home of Juliet's par.
ents and the place where Romeo wOoed
her was burned recently. Although the
house was marked with tablet setting
forth Its relation to the famous story
which Shakespeare has immOrtalizei,
scholars have long doubted the VerJ.
nese legend. About all that could 10
said Of 1t Is that the building belonged |
TO the right period. Now that the
house has disappeared curious travel
ers will have to be content with look
Ing at the reputed grave Of Juliet In