The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-03-13

And still his hair is falling out
And still he's buying dope!
wouldn't like to have his dome,
But I'd like to have his hope!
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Home Made Decets.
A pious fraud is reviled of all men.
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Envy is the mother of petty criti-
cisms.
4 4 4
Fidelity bought with money awaits
only higher bid.
1t is greater to grant favor than
to receive one.
The excuses of yesterday rob to-
day of its average.
4 :, &
Good fortune and good sense rarely
haul the same driver.
Tomorrow is a tickle jade when 1t
comes to redeeming her promises.
4 4 Z
An empty stomach would laugh at
the dyspeptic were it not so hungry.
& 4 &
The fool has no monopoly. All
places are more or less stocked with
his kind.
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Apprehension has caused more
wakeful hours than all the real
troubles of the world.
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The guest who knows how to make
himself acceptable to both host and
hostess is always doubly welcome.
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Never criticize friend in public.
Praise him then, and wait for the
privacy of his own room to tell him
his faults.
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Freedom! Where have l heard that
word before? How can man be free
under the present system-and pay
IS cents dozen for eggs?
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One Of the best things for removing
hair, superfuous or otherwise, Is
wife with the temper Of bumble-bee
and the execution of chicken-picker
4 Z =
Some men offer help to their fellow
men as the hostler offers oats to a
horse-with halter in the hand be-
hind the back.
Oftentimes those we consider our
friends are merely friends of our good
fortune, our pocket-book and our lib
crafty. Misfortune and loss Sits
them away to few who are constant
and true.
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Then and Now.
They Travelled to Niagara to see the Cave
OF Winds.
Twas on their honeymoon!
They thought 'twould be Paradise
where they could tell their love
And sit around and spoon!
But 10! They heard the thun'drous voice
OF Old Niagara
In wild derision mock.
Until he led her from the place, disguised
with 1t all
He could not hear her talk
Since then. ah. many, many times, the
groom has longed to go
And hear the cavern mock
IT'S said by those who ought 60 know
sometimes he'd give a lot
To drown this woman's talkl
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Indian Town lnklings.
Last Friday Pottawatomie Squaws
they went Battle Creek. Sells their bas-
kets in town.
Old Santa Claus he didn't go near in
Indian Town this year.
Sam Nottawa he went to Bradley at
tending the Christmas day.
Old Meme Shawgoquette he is not been
well for several weeks.
Henry and Deafy they in among their
tribe during the holidays.
Old Ah-she-da- yah-son his squaw she
fell down from door step. She hurt
quite bit.
Mrs. Julia Gwingnoo. OF Toquinn. she
arrived last Saturday accompanied by
her sister Mary Pokagon. They call on
their mother, Mrs. Need Mackey.
Me sah-ewh-me-nic lS-ake to you meek
se-nah-e-gehning Nogum Ike she-guk ah-
pee-che pah-to-meeown eh COON emah
ma-gwa-york 1o-me-mah COS or inch
deph emah shah wa kah-me-gog me-ewh-
ash yak no-go-ke-so-ke-pook.
All SIIE-DA-YAH-SoN in the Ath-
ems CAich) Times.
CZSV0
Asleep at the Switch.
Eugene Wilder. veteran editor. ex-dis-
trict clerk. ex-city clerk. clerk OF st.
Johns Parish. was seen walking down
Pearl street this morning In the direction
of Jordinellis carrying a gallon jug.
Where were the argus-eyed police
Boulder Ccolo.) Camera
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Competition.
She didn't know whether she would or
not
She loved him a little bit, too!
Then all OF sudden she answered yes
To cut out q woman who knewl
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