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The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
STANDARD OIL IS SPARED FINE
Circuit Court of Appeals Reverses Case in Which Judge landis Assessed s2e, e,ooo, coo Fine !,
 on Trust.

Chicago Although the United States Circuit Court of Appeals We'd nesday reversed and remanded the ease Of the government against the Standard Oil Company of Indiana. in which Judge Landis in the District Court had imposed a fine of s29 .000.- 900 the government forces will con- tinue the legal battle.
 The government has 90 days within which sto file a petition for a yehear- ing. aud it will be filed within the allotted time.
 Judge Peter Grosscup delivered the opinion. which was concurred in by Judges Seaman and Baker
 Judge Grosscup's opinion leaves lit- tie of the contention that each car load at the 6 per cent rate constituted a separate offense. Even the ship ments. Of which there were about 500. could hot be so considered, under the ruling of the court The fine should have been based on settlements be- tween the railroad and oil company Of these. there were just 3. The maximum fine on this basis would amount to but $720000 and the mini mum S36. 900
 In the event a rehearing is denied. the government may go to trial on the original indictment. containing 1,462 eounts-an action which District Attorney Sims could be ready to take within two weeks--or upon any one of seven other indictments contain ing 4.422 counts. As a vast amount of work has been done on the case just decided. it is unlikely that an en- tirely new case will be instituted
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Denies War Stories.

Managua. Zelaya of Nicaragua, on being questioned We'd nesday with regard to report that war was immient between Nicaragua and Honduras, replied as follows:
 The Central American Court of Justice was established at Cartago, Costa Rica. to prevent wars We await the courts disposition and sentence The revolution in Honduras is nearly ended I have no knowledge of the declaration of any war"
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Freight Cars Drop Into River.

Marshalltown. Iowa-Eight cars of time freight of southbound Chicago Great Western train went off bridge over North Skung river be- day and were wrecked in the river bed. The property loss will be heavy All trains are being detoured over the Chicago & Northwestern railroad.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
DUTCH KILL kCHEEN WOMEN.
Children Also Are Slaughtered After
 Captivity in Sumatra.

The Hague-A practical eonfes- sion of guilt was received Tues day from the officers of the Dutch campaign against the Acheen rebels in northern Sumatra to the charges that women and children were being slaughtered
 The slaughter is defended on the ground that the women and children are as dangerous fighters as the regu- lar Acheen soldiers. The anti-goyern- ment wing in the Assembly proposes to make this admission the basis of a vigorous attack on the majority's pol r.,
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Ro iestvenskX Is Not Dead.

Berlin-Like Mark Twain, Ad- miral Rojestvensky has arisen to state that the report of his death has been greatly exaggerated A special dispatch received here Tuesday after noon from Bad Neuheim denies that the Russian admiral is dead It states that another man of the same name passed away there a couple of days ago, and the report was sent to St. Petersburg that the dead man was the former commander.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Hiqhbinders Mark Him.

Sacramento, Cal. - The Chinese highbinders here have set price on the head of District Attorney Eugene S. Wachorst, following his success in obtaining a conviction for murder against Gin Suiei, who killed another oriental in recent feud This is the first time the highbinders have set price on a white mans head, and Waehorst, realizing that the yellow men mean business, is being guarded by armed detectives.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Oil Field Fire Subdued.

Santa Barbara, Cal.-The fire which has been raging in the Santa Maria oil fields since Tuesday night was brought under control. The large pumping plant Of the Union oil Co was destroyed Thursday The total loss Is sl50.000 l.. L. Stevens, who was burned by blazing oil, died Thursday.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
STOLE MONEY FROM CONNECTS
Clerk in Penitentiary Confcsses He Is
 $16oo Short.

Frankfort, Ky.-G. w Rowland of Cynthiana, for two years clerk in the state penitentiary, has con fessed to the board of prison commis- sioners that he is short s1,G00 in his accounts.
 The fund embedded is known as the "convicts fund, that is money earned by them or sent to them during their imprisonment Rowland says he used the money to pay for the teratment of his brother in Boston hospital He Is married and has two children.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
LAKE STEAMERS COLLIDE.
Bilnding Rainstorm Causes Wrecl
 Five Miles Off Chicago.

Chicago. Ill.-Many lives were endangered early Friday by collis- ion between a large lake excursion steamer and the three-masted schoon- CT Lucy Simpson, five miles off Chi cago in a blinding rain storm. The Simpson backed away from the steam CT without learning its identity. It Is feared many passengers may have been injured in the crash The life saving crew is Investigating.
 The steamer is believed to be the H. w. Williams of the South Haven Line. She is due in South Haven Fri. day
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Villas Still unconscioua

Madison, Wis.-The condition of former Postmaster General William H. Villas remains unchanged. He still is in the unconscious condition into which he lapsed when he was stricken with paralysis Monday. A blood vessel on the right side of the brain is ruptured and the entire right side is paralyzed. Physicians worked over him all night in vain effort to restore consciousness.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Bomb on Saloon Roof.

Chicago. lll.-The Black Hand Society left its calling card" at the saloon of John A Rogers. West Madi- son and May streets, Thursday night. A projectile filled with gunpowder and supposedly regulated by a time fuse was thrown upon the roof of the rear portion of the building. It exploded. shattering the windows. blowing down the chimneys and shaking the ground for blocks.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Roosevelt Not to Speak This Year

La Crosse, Wis.-Secretary Loeb, replying to an invitation to Presi- dent Roosevelt to speak here in September during the county fair. has written to the local fair association stating that the president will make no speeches and take no part in the coming campaign.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
TalIyho Party Wrecked.

San Francisco, Cal.-Twenty mem bers of a tallyho party were scat tered about the road at Colma. near here, when San Mateo electric car smashed the vehicle in splinters Sun d.y. Five of them are still in a pre- carious condition. They are Miss Annie Hayes. Mrs. May Nelson, Miss Annie Nelson, Frank Guest and A. L. Nolan.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
w. c. Garrard, Illinois, Dies.

Springfield, Ill.-W. c. Garrard. secretary of the Illinois State Board of Agriculture for 20 years. died al his home in this city Tuesday morning after lingering illness caused by Brights disease. He leaves widow and two daughters, Caroline and Coburn Garrard was well known by exery exhibitor at the state fair and every politician in the state.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Kills Self on Rihle

Springfield, IH.-Edwin Withey. prominent Odd Fellow and secretary of one of the local lodges, committed suicide in the lodge room Monday night. Withey went to the room late at night, and after distrib- uting his wearing apparel at various officers stations, lay down on the open Bible in the center of the room and took carbolic acid.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Desperadoes Run Amuck in Poston.

Boston.-Eleven persons, including five police officers, were shot Wednes- day night by two desperadoes in the Jamaica Plain district. One woman. Mrs. Della Fallon. and three police. men are believed 10 have fatal wounds A eordon of police armed with rifles and reyolyers has been thrown around Franklin park. where the desperadoes took refuge.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
One Killed, One Hurt in Auto.

Pittsburg. Pa-Dr. F. B. McGraw. well-known physician. was in stantly killed, and Andrew S. McSwig an. manager of Duquesne Garden and the Traction company parks of this city. was severely shocked early Tues day in an automobile accident.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Threaten to Wipe Out Town.

Natalbany. La.-Italians have gath cred 800 strong near here and have sent word that they are coming in before daylight to wipe out the in habitants of this town. Armed guards are patrolling every street here.
 All day Wednesday foreigners were moving their families in obedience to warnings issued to Italians.
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Hoq's Bite Kills Detective

Kansas City. Mo.-Jsmes McMa-. han. a well known detective, is dead of tetanus. the result or being attacked and bitten by hog on his farm near
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
Fairbanks Due Tuesday.

Nice-President Fairbanks is expect ed to arrive Tuesday in time to join with the many other notables here in a welcome to the Prince.
 Lord Gray. Canadas s governor gen. eral. and Lady Gray; the Duke of Nor folk, Lord Loyat, the head of the Fra ser Clan: Wilfred Laurier and his cab inet. and the lieutenant governors of every province in the Dominion, all with their staffs, are but a few of those present.
 Perhaps the most notable person in Quebec and certainly the most notable to the 15,000 Canadian soldiers here for the celebration, is Field Marshal Lord Roberts, "Bobs of Kandahar." the grizzled old hero of Kipling's bal lads and of many desperate cam paigns
 Religious services officially opened the celebration Sunday
 Monday disposition of the 15000 sol diers and 10000 sailors, who are to take part in the celebration, is the principal business of those who have the festival in hand
The Forrest City times., 1908-07-24
CELEBRATES BIRTH
NoTABLES GATHER FOR oUEBEC's
 TERCENTENARY.
THE PRINCE OF WALES IS COMING
Vice-President Fairbanks Will Be Among Those to Greet Dis
 tinguished Guest.

Quebec-Thousands of tourists from the United States are streaming into Quebec to witness the weeks eel ebration of the founding of the city 300 years ago by Samuel De Cham plain, and from every train running into the city are being unloaded regi- ments of Canadian military, who are going into camp on the historic Plains of Abraham. where Gen. Wolfe. for Great Britain, wrested Canada from the French under MOntcalm.
 of the Gibraltar of America that grim old citadel which crowns Dia- mOnd Rock, 100 feet above the narrow streets of the old French city. there lie English and French battleships. Farther down the river the New Hampshire, the latest type of the sea fighters of the United States. awaits the coming of the Prince of Wales. who is on the great cruiser lndomita- ble, and, with the Minotaur and other warships in escort, is expected to ar rive on Wednesday,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-16

Nbbul Mfis, ben Der Batter our Ra9>
foIse beitimmt bate. Gin Jsinb anes
europdifden 2urus, bat fi9 Mulat
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be~lsasenten" aussefprpdeu, bic iid unz
tereinanber beri9poren bdtten, ieinem
9ruber foftfpieIise @a9en anaubGne
gen. fir bic er feline 9ernenbuns babe;
er bat btefe 2sute als bas uebel Be-
aeidnet, bas ben Bancroft beg @tdae
tes mad fi9 aieben piirbe. Dabsi 1T
ct bur9aus fein fanatif 9er 9egner
moberner 3ultur. Mu9 er brinst Der
photographic Elm sentfes SntereHe
entsegen unb fhentt ben europGil1en
4eraten fObiel 3utrauen, bab sr, als
etne feiner 2ieblinssfrauen fdner erz
frantic. einen europdtfden Mrat auaos,
ihm bic grlaubnib CAB, ben 9arem gu
betreten, unb BON ibm etne Operation
ausfiibren IieB, bic feiner Grau bas
2eben rettete. Sn feiner Mirtfamfeit
ols Stattbalter bon Marrafef9 bat er
NIT GROCER Mufopferuns fir bas Moblz
erseben feiner Sruppen geforst unb ben
Suben, bic in Maroffo 10 5iemli6
re9tlos iinb, beionberen @9uB onges
beiben lafen.
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nmffdnoen f9pierigiter Irt treu gu
feinem 8ruber seitanben. SIMMER pie=
Der fanbten bic grpben fiibli9en @tdmz
me 9oten an i'm unD brdngten i'm,
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gebaIten unb nit biplomatii9en Musz
fliidten g%eantportet, Big er enbli9 ppr
einem Sabre benz Drdnsen na9eab unb
bic proclamation gum Sultan bur9
bas @olf unb Die religi0fen 9Drpere
f4dften bon Siibmarpffo annabm.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-16

ftonb @berman Der @tabt Utica aIs
Mnpor Dor. Sm Sabre 1886 als Rez
prGfentunt in ben Ronsreb setpdhlt,
bat e, nit Musnabme ber Sabre bon
1891 Biz 1893, biefem als mttglieb bes
1~lrterboufes feitbem ununterbroden
o1gebDrt.
Set benz Sabre 1900 bat Sherman
in Observation-Disclosures ols 0orfibenz
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l~egenbetten fungirt. gs birfte i'm Ron@
greb hin a~tpeites MitgIieb eriitiren,
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bon Miuipnen bon Dollars fir bic
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gen. Der Ration I'm tDeiteren @inne
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4ufruf fir ginienbung zines Dollars
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@pibndmta rSenb Dour Dollar, Sim"
ei1trug. Sherman bat bret ermadfene
SGhne. Seine @attin 1T Ieiber sSns
baIih.
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-16
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COMPANY. Wdbrenb bes Sabres 1884
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-16
Bette Salbe Der @eIt.

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-16
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-16

bieIt. Mu9 bier bat er biefelbe Mufs
nobme sefunben tpie IN Mefines. Das
NIT dber erbdIt feine Musrufung gum
@ultan cine politifme unb religiOfe
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-16
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-16
Frank j. BOsshardt.
9entider &edts=a umalt,
8ampmanns 0ebdnoe. gan Nntuntu.

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bofen oes 6tdates uno Der Ser. Staaten.
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iibernimmt Die &egelun9 bon 0a6lai@
lenihaften.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-16

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Wobeln, Bianos, @eloidrdnfen, 8ei-
nigen bon geppiden. 304 SitSeite
alamo Baloaa. 8ei6e Telephone.
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Evening journal., 1908-06-08
WORRIED ABOUT THE COURTS.

@ ONE eminent New Workers. and among them
~ are many whose names are nationally well
known, are fearful that a scheme is on foot to
assail the integrity of the courts, the Supreme
Court and the lesser courts. They have prepared
a memorial to the Republican National Conven-
ton, asking that the Republican National Con-
vention shall go upon record as expressing conf
dence in the courts. The signers, according to
viruent anti-Roosevelt paper, expect no aid from
Roosevelt Therefore they appeal to the conven-
ton.
Roosevelt, of course, the signers consider an
enemy of the courts. In the judgment of the
memorialists, he is about everything that is bad,
but perhaps some virtue still rests in the nation
al convention. With the Supreme Court and the
other courts going to smash, surely we are in a
bad way. But the imaginations of the signers OF
the memorial seem to be working overtime. The
trouble with them is that if anyone dares TO crti-
else the courts for any action of the judiciary,
such critics are enemies of the country they say
Those who criticised the Dred Scott decision in
the years gone by, were classed in their day as
enemies Of the institutions of their country.
The courts are in no danger and they will not
be in danger. Those who assert that Roosevelt
or the American people are assang the courts
and therefore are enemies OF the countrys nsti-
tutions simply insult the intelligence Of the
public.
Evening journal., 1908-06-08
Personal and Pertinent

The hotel was ahre To expedite and aid the inmates
number Of policemen rushed from the street
and CROPPED their through the smoky halls shout
ing helpful instructions simultaneously
Cne Of these officers forced his way into the Kitchen
where the hottest To his amazement here he
encountered colored carefully carrying toward
This place is all anre" yelled the policeman. Get
out OF hsrei"
'ya-as. sun was the earnest reply. les IS An
empty ais outi"--Philadelphia Ledger
An Irsn.an. resident OF New Jersey reported to the
Chief OF Police that he had lost gold watch which he
priced highly because Il was an heirloom The chief,
impressed with the mans grief his loss, answered
found The rishman went home and later found his
watch where had mislad it, Thinking 20 relieve the
police Of concern he hurried back 70 the police sta
uon. ON the way ne encountered a force OF men re-
placing the cobblestone pavement between the trolley
tracks Pat gazed at them in astonishment and then he
called to the foreman in charge stop pulin up tha
stonesi I've foond me watehi"-Belman.
THAT was subtle and delicate badinage" Senator For
aker said. grniy, of an opponents abuse 1T brings
back the West TO
Once In The West saw cowboy ride down VIII
lage street. making. doubtless for the Palladium saooA.
Another cowboy broke off his conversation with
to ride up close TO the first one and taking his silver
watch hs pocket he danged II by it's chain before
the others Then he rode back again, laugh
what did you do that forY I inquired.
"'c'h, his father was lynehed, was the reply"-Bat
more Sun,
Mother-Just upstairs Tommy, and fetch babys
Tommy Don't want TO-
Mother oh. WELL II you're going be unknd to your
little sister she'll put on her wings and fly back
again 10 heaven.
Tommy--Then let her put on her wings and fetch he,
nightgcwnl--Tunch
Two Irishmen were telling conundrums one day. and
when their supply Pat suggested they make
some up
"An right" said Mike "Phwhat is II thot goes around
barnyard feathers and two legs and barking like
a dogs'
MY. thots hard give it up" answered Pat after
some moments or thinking. "Phwat's the answer?'
~ ehckeni"
My, thots fone; but how'd barking of a dog get
in thero?" inqune ed Pat
oh just pu; that in to make it harder"-Phladel-
phia Ledger.
Oscar Haminersten praised at a musical given in New
York the perfect order that box parties now maintain az
the opera.
IT wasn't always So" said the great manager I
remember in the SOS meeting at supper on the
hrst night Of his production Of Hamlet
Well said |, how did your Hamlet go?"'
oh, splendioly, he cried. The most sumptuous and
artistic production Broadway for years And
how II held the audence Spell bound every mothers
son Of them. from first to last Why sir in the eli.
MAKES not sound could be heard the deep breath
ng OF Poonus the suppressed sobs OF Ophea and the
lasshter and conversation in the boxes. wv ashngton
Stsxs