Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-26

ing occupation would keep feler's mind in the
upper ether and enable him to forget the leering
Cup!
his seat directly back of the driver going back to
his amateur photography. He hasn't been in his
dark for so long that he afraid his developing
pan II crunlble to dust when he touches it.. But
that doesn't matter Back to the camera for his,
with the long tramps over the country roads on
Sundays in the brachg air and the mellow sunshine
and the-er-cerulean sky arching overhead taking
views of little pebbly brooks and tiny lutt1ng cas-
cades and-and-cows and things Well. that old
fad of his other years will be good enough for him
henceforth, 1t had kept him wholesome and clean
bodied and out of devilment before he ever was
hot enough to let the old Elbow Bending Gang bully
him around and he guesses it isn't too late for him
to 60 back to Bug of his better days and find con-
ISOLATION and upift in it again.
Another of the passengers is going to pay a
little attention to his wife for change.-blamed
he isn't!-take her out to show occasionally like
a white ought to. and like he used to DO hmSel1,
until he fallen into the way of navigating around
o nights with passel of booze grating Indians and
Scouts and forgetting that he had such an at
tachment as a wife at home. He's going to stake
that Little Girl to the surprise of her life by blowing
her to hull of outings and trips around places
and-hang it all If she wants him to hold her hand
while she reads keats's Ode to Nightingale to him.
why he'll do it. that's all. and he isn't ashamed to
say So either! Women different from us ellers,
ANYHOW: but if they have their queer little sentl-
mental kinks. why. those kinks all to the goodsky
that's what they and us ielers ought to indulge
Still another bachelor. is going to put in a lot
of his evenings PLAYING with his sisters kids. he
been negectng his sisters and their young uns like
a sCoundrel for it seems like million years to him.
or ever since he got the demened notion that he had
to skate down town and fill up every night. But
now back to the simple little roll around life for
him. with his sisters kids mauling him over the rugs
and pulling his hair and vanking his necktie loose
and-and all like that Man wouldn't stand much of
chance to get waloped by the temptation to 60 back
TO the Old Thing doing that kind of stuff, would he
Yes, each and several of the passengers has the
New Life with its Uplift resulting from the Higher
and Nober all mapped measured, rolled on fiat
stick and tied up with pink string.
The Roster Still Complete
MEANWHILE. the Water Wagon huns along
A~A keeping up a pretty even gait. and al hands
il: the seats present and accounted for
Occasionally, coming to a spring beside the road
the Water Wagon pumps in fresh supply OF the
crystal fluid, and all hands enjoy a long drink from
the Rum Unsulled Dipper and then they converse
about the crystalline beauty and the benign JOY OF
Water as an exclusive beverage
They can't say enough good things about Water
There isn't any morning head in Water There
isn't any waking up with taste in the mouth like
AZ, aev in Seoul, Corea. in Water There aren't
anv caked kidneys leatherv livers in Water!
There isn't any spiked iron band around Teller S
head after drinking Water. There isn't any getting
10 The Office three hours late and having the boss
glare and sputter in Water There ism any hurting