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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-09
CHARGED With
DASTARDLY CRIMB
R. N. Harris Accused Of Try
ing to Blow Up
His Wife
ATTEMPT WAS MADE
SUNDAY MORNING
Would Be Assassin Alleged to Have
Usee Bomb Fashioned From Hand
Sschei Loaded with Powder.

"OOI0 bo ASooSSiD ADoxeo 70 O8Ve
Usee Bomb Fsshioned From Hand
Sachei Loaded with Powder.
In the custody Of Sheriff Potter . we'll
known farmer Of this vicinity. Rolly N
Harris. was yesterday taken to the county
Jail. where he will remain until tho next
term of district court because Of his fail
ure to give bonds in the sum Of $1,000.
The charge against Harris is that Of
assault with intent to kill. and was pre-
fsrred by his wife.
The attempted commission Of a das-
tardly crime. and the circumstances lead
ing up to Harris arrest are as follows:
About o'clock on Sunday morning
Marshal Croop. who was that night re-
lisving the night watch. was attracted TO
the corner Of Chestnut avenue and Ninth
street by the appearance Of bright glare
followed by the dull sound Of an explosion.
He arrived at the corner just In time 70
stamp out fire that was threatening the
dsstruet "a Of the building on the north
east corner. which 10 occupied By the At
tsndants and nurses attached 70 the Pol
lock hospital A search Of The grounds
rsvsslsd portions Of fuse. and the irons
and pieces Of leather from what had ap-
parsntly bssn grip. These were strswn
about where the firs had startsd-in the
southwest corner Of The building-snd Tie
inference was plain that . deliberate at-
tsmpt had bssn made TO blow up he
building, and the attempt had failed OILY
bscauss the would-bs house wrsekse and
assassin had been unfamiliar with the ,sx-
plosivs action Of black powder with vhsch
the grip had been charged.
Mrs. r. N. Harris, the hospital eook.
was the occupant Of the room IN that eee-
nsr Of the building. end shs i,sa - kss1=
t.osy Ia charging her husbsod-eFom
whom she had bssn separated for year
with the attempt upon her life. She
said that hs had frequently threatened to
kill her IL she didn't return and live with
him.
Harris was arrested At Manzanola and
be had his preliminary hearing before
Judge Chritton yesterday morning. Tss-
timony was introduced that Harris had
owned q tan eolored grip such As was
found at the scene Of the explosion: that
he had been absent from his room until
daylight Sunday morning: that he had
been heard to threaten the life Of his wife.
After weighing the evidence the Judge
bound Harris to the district court in bond
Of $1,000. As he was unable to give
bond he was committed to the county
jail.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-09
MATRIMONIAL TIES
Cupid Has Several EsgaEeneuts this
Week
McCLosKEY-GUrHRiE

McCLosKEY-GurHRIE
The wedding Of John W. MeCloskey
and Miss Glare Irene Guthrie Wednesday
morning. Oct. z. was one Of the notable
and happy events Of the season. The
bride is the youngest daughter Of Jas. J.
Guthrie. one Of the best known residents
Of this section Of the Arkansas Valley.
she is an accomplished young lady of
sweet disposition and a graduate Of our
high school class Of 1906. Mr.. MeClos-
key is well known in Rocky Ford and Is
now valued employe Of the Santa Fs
at La Junta.
The ceremony was performed at ST.
Peters Catholic church in the presence
of large number Of friends Of the two
young people. which filed the little
church. Rev. Father Michael Rank Of
ordway. long time friend Of both. per-
formed the ceremony according to the
full marriage service of Roman Catholic
ritual.
The bride was attended by Miss Esther
Gervais Of Los Angeles. Calf. a former
school class mate, and Joe Lacy assum-
cd the duties Of best man. The bride on
the arm Of her father made her way TO
the altar to the strains Of the wedding
march by Mendelssohn played BY Miss
Marie Lacy on tho organ and Frank
Wisda on the violin
The bride was araysd in cream silk
with veil and carried white roses. The
church was prettily decorated with Cos
mos flowers and simlax. The breakfast
1t the brides home IN the country was
at.sndsd by The immediate relatives and
close friends.
The out-of-town guests were: Misses
Mary Mugan and Gssulins Foley. cousins
Of the bride. from Denver: Mrs. Paul
0srvais and Miss Esther Gsrvais. Of
Los Angeles: Mr.. and Mrs. John O'Nsi.
Mrs. James Doran. Mrs. Montgomery and
Miss Whitehead Of La Junta.
The happy couple left in the evening
for Chicago. snrouts TO the MeCiosksy
home At Enfield. ILL.,. where they will
visit the next two weeks. About Nov.
lst they expect To return 70 Ia Junts to
make thsir future home.
. 11,s isxhuus VI fsisDos ot ssr. sno mrs.
'Aec1ssksy are hearty In extending their
congratulations and BEST wishes.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-09
BUR-WEisr

A very quiet wedding was solsmnizsd
at $3.50 Sunday morning. when Daisy
Winnifrsd Wsist was united in marriage
with william Elmer Bear by Rev. L. N.
Potashinsky IN ths presence Of few in
innate friends and relatives.
Altar the Ger emony, which occurred .,
the home OF the brides parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. Jacob Weist, 6o6 South Main street.
. dainty breakfast was served.
The happy pair. after = few days u
the mountains. will be at home 70 friends
In St. Francis. Kan. where the groom Is
engaged in business.
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INWARD PRICES.

Forty If the commodities of life were
marked down in December, twenty
one were advanced in price, while
forty-hve remained unchanged. When
groups are considered it is seem thai
only breadstuf ifs and building materials
Were advanced last month; fruits and
chemicals remained unchanged, while
live stock, provisions, hides and
leather, textiles, metals, coal and coke,
oils naval and miscellaneous all sold al
lower prices-nine groups out of thir-
teen. The general level of values is
rapidly falling, and it is nearly down
to that Of the year 1900, but it is still
for above the low-level record OF July
L, 1856, which was the lowest OF the
last sixteen years. Fifty-seven com
modities are now lower han the>
were one ear ago, and thirty-one arr
higher, while eighteen are unchanged
The trend is Enthusiastically downward.
and if the depreciations o~fJanuary and
February are equal to those Of Novem
Der and December even the retail
markets will show what the tre"d is
Retailers, however, respond slowly K
falling prices, whereas no class ="
merchants acts more quickly no iii
creases III price.
The atticies that were marked up il
January were wheat, corn, oats, rye
flour, live sheep, butter, cheese, rhacn
ereI, coffee, sugar, beans, peas, apples
jute, flax, refined petroleum, cotton
seed oil, lime, brick and cottoi
seeI.
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WOMAN SUFFRAGE In ENGLAND.

A great deal of force seems to be nee
essary in order to push to fruition =
public movement in England and ever
Ihe women of England who desire the
ballot were inpelled to chain them
selves to the fences when they stormt-
the home of the English premier
These British sisters desire him Il
bring in a woman suffrage biIl. just
what they gained by being chained t.
a fence appears when it is stated thaf
it took half an hour to unchain them.
In other words. the claiming I"ut piq-
nancy and a sense Of determination to
their raid.
American women go about the b1lSi
ness in a different manner They
speak at C~hautauquas, and they get u
a public sentiment before they take ii
appeal to the ballot box The Amer!
can method receives, however, 1nucE
time to bring it to the point OF law.
The truth Is, American women car
readily secure the ballot whenever the,
want it. As ii rule comparatively few
women want it except in the far west.
ern States. There are other prizcs il
tl.5z world besiJes the ballot, and wo.
men prefer to seek the other prizes
Possibly in the long run the suffrag'
will be granted in all of the States il
this country. although up to this tim
no State east of the Mississippi rive
has considered the subject except i,
school elections and other Iimitet
spheres of action.
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One way out-the door.

A tickling cough, from amy cause, is
quickly stopped by DR.. Shoop's Cougis
Cure.And it is so thoroughly harmless
and safe, that DR.. Shoop tells mothers
every where to give it without hesita-
ton even to very young babes. The
wholesome green leaves and tender
stems OF u lung-hea1ing mountainous
shrub, furnish the curative properties
to DIR. Shops Cough Cure. 1t Gains
the cough, and heals the sore and sen
sitive bronchial membranes. No op-
iuu, no ~chlorofornl, nothing harsh us
ed 10 injure or suppress. Simply 8
resinous plant extract, that helps tc
heal aching lungs. The Spaniards cal
this shrub which the Doctor uses, '"The
Sacred Herb" Always demand DIR
Shoop's Cough Cure. Sold by Higgins
Drug Co.
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There is more Catafrh In this section of tn
country than ali other diseases put totS ether, anC
durable. For a great many years doctors Pr
oou1.ved it a local disease and prescribed loca
remedies. ana by constantly failing to cure will
local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Sci
encs has proven catarrh to be a constitutiona
disease and therefore requires constitutions
treatment. Halls CataFrh Cure, manufacturer
by FL. Cheney & Co. Toledo. Ohio, is the onl:
constitutional cure on the market. 1t is take1
nterna,ly in doses from 10 drops to 1t teaspoon
fril. 1t acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred
dollars for any case it fails to cure. Sendfor CT,
cnlars and testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY & Co.. Toledo. Ohio
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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SENATOR HALE's NAVAL BILL.

Senator Hale's bill "to increase the
efficiency of the personnel of the navy
and marine corps of the United States
is really a bill to protect h bureau
system that has grown UP in the navy.
1t to do this chiefly by pro-
hibiting the formation Of general boards
unless they are authorized by specific
legislation. This is a raid upon b
construction board and upon the ZEN
eral board of the navy, both appointed
by the secretary of the navy. These
general boards have interfered with the
bureau system. and Senator Hale pro-
poses to abolish them.
The navy is confessedly from graft,
but the bureau system multlpl1es
officials and is to some extent wasteful,
not coordinate, and that mistakes in
construction have occurred. 1t is diff
cult to say what the truth is, but Sena-
tor Hale is prepared to show hat the
bureau system should stand until
something better can be devised to TAX
It's place. III Is p1dln ooIldlOI Idl0 uoes
not believe the charges hat MI. Reu-
terdahl has put in print, for he desires
to perpetuate and even to strengthen
the bureau system that has long con-
Quoted our naval affairs. The bureau
system managed the navy during the
war with Spain, and it organized the
Pacific fleet, and these two achieve
ments are the finest in the recent his
t ,ry of the navy.
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1t "a cough once gets into your system
lit acts on every muscle and fibre of the
body and makes you ache all over. 1t
esp scially affects the intestines and
makes you constipated, SO iii order to
get rid OF a cold thoroughly and with
out delay you should not take anything
tina will tend to constipate. Kenne-
dy's Laxative Cough Syrup acts upon
the bowls and thereby drives the cold
out of the system. 1t contains no opiates
lit is pleasant to take and is highly
recommended for children. Sold by M.
E.NRobinson IL Bro.
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AWith some people, dyeing is what
makes life worth living.

When the Stomach, Heart or Kidney
nerves get weak, then these organs al
ways fail. DON'T drug the stomach, nor
stimulate the Heart or Kidneys. That
is simply a makeshift. Get a prescrip-
ton known to druggists everywhere as
DIR. Shops Restorative. The Restora-
tive is prepared expressly for these
weak inside nerves. Strengthen these
nerves, build them up with DIR. Shops
Observation-Disclosures or liquid-and see
how quickly help will come. Free SAM
| pie test sent on request by DIR. Shoop
Racine, Wis. Your health is surely
worth this simple test. Sold by Hig-
| gins Drug Co. L
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Big fire LOSS.
Baltimore Experiences Biggest Cen
fEagrdtiOn Since Big Fire OF 1904.
Especial to The ARGUs.)

Especial to The ARGUS.)
Baltimore. Jan. 24.-Four fremen
were killed and 20 seriously injured by
falling walls here today following the
biggest fire this city has experienced
since 1904.
The dead are Lieut.. Fred Barmon,
William b.. Pugll. and I'VE unidentified
men. Among the worst injured is
Ghief Horton, of the fire department..
The loss is between one half million
and one million dollars.
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It is very important and in tact it is
absolutely necessary to health that we
give relief to the stomach promptly at
the first signs of trouble-which are
belching OF gas, nausea,sour stomache,
headache, irrita bility II nervousness.
These are warnings that the stomach
has been mistreated; it is doing too
much work and it is demanding help
from you. Take something once in a
while; especially after meals; some
thing like KODOL for Dyspepsia and
INDIGESTION. 1t Will enable your stom-
ach to do it's work properly. Sold by
M. Il. Robinson d Bro.
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The Finest Coffee Substitute ever
made, has recently been produced by
DIR. Shoop, Of Racine, Wis. You don't
have to boil it twenty or thirty min
utes. "'Made in q minute" says the di-
rector. "Health Coffee is really the
closest Coffee Imitation ever yet pro-
duced. Not a grain Of real Coffee in 1t
either. Health Coffee imitation is made
from pure toasted cereals or grains,
with malt, nuts, etc. Really it YOU
fool an expert-were he to unknow1ng-
ly drink it tor coffee. Sold by M. T..
BizZell.
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Of Vital Importance.

No other organs Of the body are es-
sentiaI to good health as the Kidneys.
Foley's Kidney Remedy makes the
kidneys healthy SO that they Will strain
out the impurities from the blood
which is constantly passing through
them. Commence taking Foley's Kid
ney Remedy at the first sign Of danger.
Sold by M. f. Robinson IL Bro.
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IT trust this may be read by many
sufferers from Kidney and bladder
trouble writes Mrs. Joe King, of
Woodland Tex. ST suffered for years
and could find nothing to give even
tenn porary relief. Our druggist at last
induced me to try your 80 days treat
ment of Pineules for 81. This one
bottle has cured me and money could
not buy the value it has been to me.
Guaranteed. Sold by J. H. Hill 81 Son.
Higgins Drug Co.,
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Is the bank vault a safe retreat2

Do you have backache OCCASIONALLY
or Stitches in the side, and some-
times do you feel all tired out, without
ambition and without energy? Ii SO,
your kidneys are out of order. Take
DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills.
They promptly relieve backache, weak
back, Inflammation of the bladder and
weak kidneys. Sold by M. e. Robin
son & Bro.
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A cleansing, c4oan, cooling, soothing
healing household remedy is DeWitt's
Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve. Fox
Burns, cuts, scratches, briuses, insect
bites. and sore feet it is unequaled.
Good for Piles. Beware of limitations
Get Dewitt's. Its the best Sold by M.
E. Robinson 81 Bro.
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a card.I

This is to certify that all druggists
arc authorized to refund your money if
Foley's Honey and Tar fails t cure
your cough or cold. It stops the cough,
heals the lungs and prevents serious
results from a cold. Cures la grippe
cough and prevents pneumonia and
consumption. Contains no opiates. The
genuine is in a yellow package. Refuse
substitutes.-M. E. Robinson u Bro.
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There is a Widespread feeling in this
country that it would be we'll for poll
eiciaus like ammo Fairbanks, Fora
ker and the rest of the bunch i" siari>
aside and lei the American peorie make
their own choice of who shall repre-
sent them in the White House.
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Trial Catarrh treatments are being
mailed out free, on request, by Dr..
Shoop, Racine, Wis. These tests are
proving to the people-without a PEN
ny's cost-the great value,of this scien-
tifc prescription known to druggists
everywhere as DR.. Shops Catarrh
| Remedy. Sold by Higgins Drug Co.
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ito Keep Well

The whole year through" writes l..
A. Bartlett, of Rurai Route i, Gull
ford, Me-, 81 end nuy family use DIR.
Kings New Life Pills. They have
proven most satisfactory to all OF U.s."
They tone the s1 stem and cure lii
iousness, malaria and constipation.
Guaranteed by all drug stores. Zoe.
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Kodo1 for dyspepsia and Indigestion
is the result of a scientific combination
of natural oigestants with vegetable
acids and contains the same juices
found in a healthy stomach. It is the
best remedy known today for dyspep-
STA, indigestion and all troubles arising
from a disordered stomach. Take Ko-
dol today. It is pleasant. prompt and
thorough. Sold by M. e. Robinson q
Bro.
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Cured Of Lung Trouble.

cit is now eleven years since [ had
a narrow escape from consumption,''
writes c. O. Floyd, a leading bust
ness man of Kershaw, S. G. 81 had
run down in weight to 135 pounds,
and coughing was constant, both by
day and by night. Finally I began
taking Dr.. Kings New Discovery,
and continued this for about six
months, when my cough and lung
trouble we're entirely gone and [ was
restored to my normal weight, 10
pounds" Thousands Of persons are
healed every year. Guaranteed by
all druggists. 5Oc and $1.OO. Trial
bottle free.
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If you suffer from bloating belching
sour stomach. Indigestion or Dyspepsia
Jake a Rings Dyspepsia Tablet after
each meal, and overcome the disagree
able trouble. 1t will improve the Up
petite, and aid digestion. Sold by Hig-
gins Drug Co., and M. e.. Robinson q
Bro.
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No need to fear coughs and colds
this year as you can obtain Bees Lax
alive Cough Syrup from your dealer.
This is good news to mothers who
fear Group and whooping cough. It is a
gentle laxative that expells the poison
from the system in the natural way.
Cuts the phIegm and clears the head
Guaranteed. For sale by J.. 81. Hill q
Son and Higgins Drug Co.
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wise oounsel From tho south.

Wise Counsel From tho South.
81 want to give some valuable
advice to those who suffer with lame
back and kidney trouble" says J. R.
BLANK eDship, of Beck, Tenn. "I have
proved to an absolute certainty that
Electric Bitters will positively cure
this distressing condition. The first
bottle gave me great relief and after
taking few more bottles, I was
completely cured; SO completely that
it becomes a pleasure to recommend
this great remedy. Sold under
guarantee by all druggists. Price soc
The court is endeavoring to denatur-
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It will be unnecessary for you to go
through q painful, expensive opera
ton for Piles if you use ManZau. Put
Up in collapsible tube with nozzle,
ready to apply to b soreness and in
famation. For any form of Piles ,price
soc, guaranteed. For sale by j. II.
Hill d Son and Higgings Drug Co.
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TAFT MAKING FRIENDS.
viii Not Sex Delegates in States
Having FdVOriie Sons.
(By Special Wire to the AKeUs.)

10y Sp6CIaI IT8 TO TIC q KH US.J
Washington, Jan. 24.-Secty. Taft
has requested that there he no anvas
tor delegates in his bc!Ialfin New York
so long as GOV. Hughes is a candidate
for the presidential nomination.
In a letter to legislator Herbert
Parsons, Mr.. Taft takes position
against fighting for delegates in states
having "Iavorite sons"
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How to Cure ChiIbIains.

S"To enjoy freedom from chilblains,"
writes John Kemp, East Ot'stield,
Me, 81 apply Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. Have also used it for salt
rheum with excellent results"
Guaranteed for fever sores, indolent
ulcers, piles, burns, wounds, fro-t
bites and skin diseases. 25c at all
drug stores.
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When you want the best, get De-
Wits C~arbolized Witch Hazel Salve. 1t
is good for little or big cuts, boils or
bruises, and is especially recommended
for piles. sold by NJ. E.. Robinson &
BeO.
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po... -. The Kind You Have Always Bought
sis. at : &WMzzM

Pinesalve Carbolized acts like a poul-
tice, draws out inflammation and poison.
Antiseptic, healing. For chapped
hands, lips, cuts, burns.-Sold by J. H.
Hill & Son. Higgins Drug Co.
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new YORK SNOW BOND.
Traffic Tied Up and Great Suffering
Among the Poor.
Especial 10 The August !

New York, jan. 24.-New York is
IL the throes OF II great, blizzard today.
All traffic is tied up and snow is 5
inches deep.
There is much suffering among the
poor of this great Metropolis, and the
end is not yet.
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Have staying qualities corsets

Rings Little Liver Pills wake up
lazy livers, clean the system and clear
the skin. Try them for b~illiousness
and sick headache. Price 25c.-Soid by
J.. n. Hill s. Son., Higgins Drug Co.
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This is Worth emempering
Whenever you have a cough Or cold
just remember that Foley's Honey and
Tar will cure it. Do not risk your
health by taking any but the genuine.
It is in a yellow package.
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A Rings Dyspepsia Tablet after each.
meal overcomes indigestion, dyspepsia
and other stomach ills. Two days
triol free. Ask our dealer.-J. H. Hill
81 Son, Higgins Drug Co.
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When a woman has the neck for de
colette she doesn't care fol- a wrap.
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This is Worth Rememberi

If your lips are sealed, is it unfair
to let them break into a smile?
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Money takes wings, and the wings
of a house or a hat take money.
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Don'tturn a man down just because
him nothing ever turns up.
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IA If you take yourself too seriously,
others may tax you as a joke.
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It's not always bliss to be ''in it,
when it's love.
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1t depends upon the pill you take.
De Wits Little Early RiseIs are the
best pills known for constipation and
and sick headache. sold by M. E.
Robinson & Bro.
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Frogs legs are an expensive food.
for every pair costs a ~greenback.
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Would the ocean keep just as well i:
1t were not sailed down?
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The shutters on it do not preventy your
keeping open house.