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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
1tniere 2anDnrafen.

Son Hetp Dprt aus besann bieier
Gage Die interndtionale Iutompbils
@ettfdhrt. Bon BEN Mutomobilen,
Die beinI @eginn tb%eilnabn,en, iesten
AM Gnoe Der porieen 8ofe MIR nod
lefs Die Snbrt fort, uno Die plagten
Ii1 in SnDiana auf ben ihleGten
ihlehten 2nnoitraben 10 al. baB mad
elmer ISOLDE pieleiht MN nod Orei ben
Betttampf fortissen.
Sic @ettfabrt 5eiet bon Ieuem,
luie eleno es bier5ulanoe nit ben
Dffentliden Snbrfpegen beiteut lit.
Vei unieren ltrensen 8intern nit
ibreu Ihiperen S6neefauen lit es
unpermeibbar. bab 8ese berihneier.
~Iber", ihreibt Die DGen gorter
Staatsseitung", I'm einem Stdate
luie Nep 9orf, beiien 9eiieolung in
oas ocrise Sabrbunbert suriidsebt.
iolte man lelbit i'm itrensiten 8inter
cine 6abrltrede autreffen fbnnen. Die
befabren tperben fann. @s lit ELM
Irmutbs3eusniS fir uniersn Staat.
oaB bon ali Den Iutomobilen. pelhe
Die Sabrt mitmaden. fein ein3iees
ben pifentlihen Sabrtpes beuusen
fonnte, ionoern ale auf benz 2eins
pfdb, Der lid an benz 8anal entiaus
5iebt. fnbrcn muBten. 60 tpie bieie
Iutomobilfabrer Die @ese ~9eflnoen
baben. 70 finSet lie ber 9anbbepohnsr
INNER 6u bisier Sabres5eit. On6
trob 9uten @rtraes Der Selber 10
6Gufie alasen iiber ben Stanb unlerer
2anonirtbifaft erboben tperben. Itebt
iihcrlid nit bieiem elenben 3ultanoe
unierer offentliden 2anbitraben in
3uiammenbans."
Ran loute baun aber sic fpeitez
rem G%pnisauen5eu burhaus 5ieben unb
Den @egeausbau ni6t aaein ben
Snrmern aufbiiroen, lonoern IN
entiprehenben geitrdsen ald Die
@tuniSipalitdten une lonitiee Werz
bdnoe %beransieben. Sas lit INN 10
mebr sere6tfertigt. als Die autpm,os
bile, Die 5u 1auienben unb Ibertait>
lenoeu I'M gan5en 2anbe berrmiaus
len u1b uuiere Wese unenolih mebr
beihdbieen. als ireenb elm anoeres
Sabr3eue. 5u 80 Tro5eut meiit nle6r
pie ipoblbabenben 2euten 9eboren.
Die ni6t auf benz Saube anidiiis
limb.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17

lid melt ar0Bcr rparen ais sic fannz
oiidlen, hn6en mir in ei1er 8eiic ges
bnuit, OdB mir nm ltnietn Sdubol5z
beodrf gum S6eil aus Canada Dcden
mitiien. ~llniere SelieolurgsgeicBe
bnbeu Od5u geoient. elmer riifiidtss
loIen @nlooerpiIintng 9oridu6 SIT
le item uub Winiondre 5u 3iid1ten. 8ir
%rtitlieu uuIere S~orItpolitif dnoern uito
pa5, iuno nod an 0ffentlifcn
@ulbungeu bor6onben lit, unter oen
S6ub Der Negierung iteaen. llnb mir
limb ia MN, iuic lfou geiaet, alf Dem
beiteu @ege 5u elmer ~ratiouelen
S~oritpflege.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
Saat= 21rner.

Hot6 le9rt betenl
Cute Ger - CUTE &iifcnl
No6ii6t i6iitt oft Dor Seuel
9luf jeben 8num
Yflan5' einen 9ouml
Gin feufter Staa lit talt; Elm falte,
Stall i6dblid.
Silble aeirem anf oen Sa6n, penr
pas @ebiB falid iitl
&er Staub auipirbelt, muB iel6I
ben meiiten i6luden!
~
9as @abrineen brinst mebr cir
alS Oas @abrbeitiasen.
geiIn Sob fra9e itct5 iporlm, beim
Saoel INNER bon lpem.
-
Sas aoIbene SeBt pirb OFT bers
idrmt iiber Der i%ilbernen 3ufunft.
Wander tritt 10 ihneQ in BEN Che
itanb, odB er babel in ben @ebeItanf
bineinitolpert.
@er Sblt6dume beiteIt, Ioate atflis
matiiierte beitellen. B. b. 9Gume, Die
gum &lima paiien.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
Grmutbigcnb.

Ialsr: Genfeu Sic lid, 9eitcrn mar
unler ~Didtbnieer Wdcen Silberiteiu
bier. nm meiu @emdloe 5u beiidtisen,
rrno bate babel Die llnDeri1Gmtbeit.
81 dnbsrsl baS CT ii& peSer fiis ben
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17

Stoff nod fir bic ausfibruns 6eeeis
tern Tonne. Hatiirlid ia9te id linn,
CT lei elm Serpferb, unb lieB i'm ios
fort Die Sreppe binuntertperfen. 9ln
Iagen Sic mir einmal gang uufri6tis,
tpie Sbnen bas Bib sefdutl
y ~ .S
Walisi6s.
Sreunbin: 8ie bortrefflih Die
Sarbe bieies aleibes nit SIREN Saos
rem barmoniertl Saben Sic iid oas
aleib 81 Dem Snar paiienb a1s9eIltobt,
ober bas Saar 5u benz 9leib?
- ~ ~
Gin Seinihmefer.
Hidter: Na6bem sic ben Seller i'm
Sotel erbrohcn, baben Gle lih alta
ndhit an ben @einen geIabt?
@n9eflagter (ein Ianre5 @eiidJt
i6neioenol Nn, sela6t t0nnt i6 ses
rabe ni6t iagenl
@enn c. crit 10 nett lit.
Stanoesbenmter (5nr Srnut, Die
NIT Dem Srdutisam CUR Srauung nod
gnglanb entfloben iit): alio 10 neii
linn sic Sbrem grdutieam sefolst
&o6in gebenfen sic ibm nun 81
folsen?
8ralt: Sd benfe, baB er MN mi,
folgen miro!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17

5n bertnnen, nno 5tpdr fpitenfrei.
WeSeitnen Gle auf oer glbbilouuq Die SteI(e
eeS Srltbs, 6edntiuorten Sic nie ioIgenoeu
Eraget uro fenben Gle oiciell getiei an:
9Sr. 70. q. Wiee, 6S5 main Ct. aOams, ". y.
g1ie alt Bee gru6i6aSeu.
gsuI,s. ......!
NppHutt. .......
fsa Ssa'i si ~ elm nt gsssaataaiSi
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
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Sdmcrsensihrei.

SRI. Gina: Naes trieet mon idpn
ictt allf N~b5ublung. Gleiber, T6bel,
GdOer, uur eiuen Srduti9am auf Sl6s
5ablung, oas 9ibt's nod ni1t.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
Rofemfret fir @rMhIetoenoe
Glue nsue Sdbnele Sur

500 babe IIeue
itno ipihttee Gnts
eedungeu eemabt
beaIali6 Der Sei.
lung bon 9rubs
t1aoen unb iperSe
mabreno Der nabs
item 80 Gage els
ner ieoeIt an Brun
l~etoenoen Gerion.
trel6e oiefe slus
ipetfrng befol9t,
Die - genbeit
geben biefe iuuris
Oerhdre
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
@rs %perbauen.

@irtb (als cinise @Gite benin
Sriufen elmer Slaihe %unsiiuitise Be-
m%erfun9en mafen): @eine Serren,
Den 8eiu fonnen sic rubie trinten.
er 1T bon elmer iebr ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
Sirma.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
@abrbeitsltebenb.

8ait: aellner, i6 mo6te 5ablenl
Stnbent tam Ne6entil9 5u ieinem
aommilitonen) 9as lit bod Die Ser
Iosenbeit in @roBfoIio. ct ymodte"
5ahlen - oils ob elm normaler 1euIG
iiberba1pt iemals 5ablte, iuenn er nidt
miibtel
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
8ersiftnnsen Der Shmeine bird
SiidenabfGae.

Yroiei1or Iatbis s9pon parnt Dor
Der Serfiitterung Der IN Die ioses
%ndnuten rSranftonnen" eelhiitteten
&iidenabfdae, lpoSu aud bas Nbs
nni6ipaNer bes gBz unb 8iihenges
lhirrs sebort, on S6peine, obne Die
notbigen SoriihtsmaBregeln, neil
lonit Ihfpere @ersiftunss : gri1eis
nlngen Die Splee ieiu tonnen. Sic
llria6e fir oieielbeu lit nidt in Der
beim Geinigen pes @eIhirrs benusz
ten Sopa. ionbern in Ser aerinscr
Heinli1teit Der Sonnen 3u luhen. ba
pieie niGt tGslih entleert unb aus
9eideuert tperbeu unb Die Settitofie
lid in fplse beiien 5erIeben. Sic bon
Hroieiior Matbis beobabteten Ser
eiftlrn9ss @riheinungen beiteben fait
INNER III BEN In5eihen elmer Ma
9ens unb Sarment8unbuns, perbunz
Den nit Nerpenitorun9en. unb 5par
Die crltcre III @rbreheu, Surhfuu.
Irommeliuht, SaldidmerSen bel
Srrd. Die 3meite in S6pdhe Der
binteren @liebmoBen. 3udunget,
unb mnnfmnl rihtigen gpilepiiez
Inf1Qeu. @%ele9entlid, iperoen auf
MIR ACKNOWLEDGMENT beobndtet. Ser
%erlnni Der Nruufheit lit iebr emit;
Sic frauten Sbierc aeneIen getpobns
lid lucnr tic Den SaN ilber ite6en,
bod blcibcn tic lnnge Belt idipdG.
Sic SehnnbAmg oieier Sllttcrperqifz
tirgen beitcht in cutleereuoen. reid,z
lideu uuo pieoerholteu aliitieren
ans Sciuiomen Sbfohun9 nit @lnuz
berinl5 9euliiht. 49, o8anoerer".
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17

8oriibenoer SDbropbilus Sbrdnene
ihfpamm: 2ie6e 8unoes6riioerl lleber
unler bi3GerigeS Witslico NnItrctz
hermeiiter Sinienitrunf babe id Sbuen
lebr betriibeubr Wiittbeiluug 81 nta@
den. Ser llnipiirbiee bat iih 5u
alfobolii6en @r5elien Der bebenflidS
item Grt tpieberbpIt binreiBen laiien.
(8emurmel.) Niht MIR, baB er einen
Spiritistoder beiibt unb einen Beins
9eiitsS thermometer am Seniter bdngen
Bat -. (llnalaubli6l bort. bortl)
nein. er nerpenbet audi ben
Ilfobol in ieiner Berf1tatt gum 9as
tieren! (Iubalteube Iaite gnt>
%riiltnns.) Sa. nod mebr ais bas, CT
riibrt alid ieine Sarben in Bier
glaiernl (Yfuil) limb mas aerabe 3u
fiirhterli1 lit: @ebenfeu sic, fir feline
Stiefeln, bielelben Stiefeln, in benen
Ell bieleu Srt betritt. berfpeuoet er gum
anriibren Der Sdubtpihie Siers
reitel (2auter 2drm.) Stiirmii6e
Mufe: Sinaus nit Dem 8iiitlinsl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
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Sm Sipetfel.

Sunge Srau: Sa babe iD nun metz
men guten @mil sefragt, mas inn
lieber ipdre: ipenn ih bas Sidten
pber bas aohen aufsdbe - unb CT
ia9te: bqs aoher. Sebt fpeib i6 nidt,
9efalen linn meme 8ebi6te 10 gut,
oper fo6e i6 ibm 5u ifle6t.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
spab mnB audi iein.
6tnbermuno.

GonDufteur (8um @dbhen, bas
NIT 9inberbiqett fdbrt) 8ie alt biit
oenn Su, aleine?
Wfdohen: gu Sauie bin i6 5tpolf
Sabre oft, nber in Der Giieubabu, iast
Die Nama. bin i1 crit neun.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
IuSsenhtt.

Srau (por Der Siterpriifung 3Grte
lid gum @atteh) Midt nabr. Ndnns
den. tuenn Mar eiu sutes 3eusniB
bringt, i6enfit On mir elm neues
GleiD!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
~ ~
@ineripru6.

Ydpa: Su bait 9enug Ilfrebl Cine
alte Sebensregel iagt: Oh iouit an
ellen auib0ren. penn es Sir am
beiten i6medt.
Ilfreo: aber Sdpn. es i9medt mir
nod nidJt am beiteul
- ~ ~
Surseiurst.
Bauer: Serr Nbtbetcr. tenn sc mir
MIDI q biiel Dor an perpor6neu Niagcn
5urcdt ma6eu?
Ipotbefer: &er bat peun Ben
Wagcu pcrbprben?
Bauer: gis lest nod Niemanb. u6er
= mer bam morgen S6Inhtfeit I'M
ilbermor9en &inbtpofe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
y y =
Ser~ansseplatt.

aii6endef (5u einem ilinsen
Wann) Saben sic ihon mai einen
0aien 5u9eriftet?
Sa - grdbli6l
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
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unbeiuuBte Yrpbbeit.

Sunge Srau: 2iebe Imalie, u6 bin
id gliidlihl Mein Tiger Mann lit Elm
Gngel - ieben I6enb bleibt er bel
mir 5u 5auiel
amalie: Sas begreif' i'd lebr ppbl
Sein Ntar fat lib ME piel aus
@ersniigungen 9emaftl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
geim gesrabnif hes Spnntasss
j1gers.

geim g~esrabnih hes Spmntass.
jagers.
8as tporen bas fir 9eute. Die am
0rdbe Deg Serrn Shul8e 10 ipeinten?
9as tpdren Die Sreiber, beren bette
Sdmer6enseeIoaueae beriiegt lit.
- y ~
Ser SamsfdliTel.
8ie i6 bore, baben sic Sbrem
Ianne iebt ben Sausidliiiiel ses
ndbrtl
So, bns tbat ih. aber Der S6liiiiel
paBt nidt. SD Iaiie linn oieien I'M
nm linn cine 6reuoe gu MAIDEN. CT
5eigt i'm ieinen Sreunben, nm ben
@inorud 81 ertpeden, baB er nidt
inter benz Eantoffel ftebe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
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@enn c. crit 10 nett lit.
Sieffinnige 8etradtmna.

8riibelmeier tin Ser 8iioers
9allerie) !: Sonberbar. bDdlt ionSerbur.
Sic Waler laiien iid pas 6aar lang
lpadien unb Die Walerinnen Iaiiell
lids tir;6 i9neioenl
- ~ y
GreH.
8ndbige: Nber, Anna, bag lit bod
berielbe Solbat. ben i'd boriee ISOLDE
bel Sir eripii6t babel
! Inna: Nht, i6 fam bod ni6t ieee
ISOLDE eiuen anbereu Shab ba6eul
~ - y
@esenias.
o.: Mir lit bod niGts lieber als
&%al6sbraten.
o.: llno mir lit bod &~albs6raten
lteher als uifts.
- ~ .s
Sranrig.
sic baben Sbren So6n berlcren 2
Sat er oenn LANCE 9elegen?
Nee, gele9en bat er niht, ct bot lid,
uffsebarmelt.
- ~ ~
ltniere Sinber.
Cine Wtlttter fommt in Die &inoerz
tube unb finbet Gaes 5erihlaeen.
Ser alteite Sunse HIT itol5 berpor uno
ruff: @anla, mir tparen itdrfer ais
Iles.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
- ~ -
GGmeihelbaft.

~: 4proposl 8as balten sic bon
DEM 9ll6balter Weber?
g.: Gin bummer &erll
o.: CT mil ndmli6 meme Sodter
beiratbenl
g.: Sa babeu Sie's ial
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
0nte photographer

fonnen mn Don 6rpsrten bsrseitelt merben.
Us Gilt bel oeren 0erlteNun9 Griabruna
81 baben, p%nlisnoe Sopis uno RSrperteumns
gen ~ ben1teu, odS p%aiienoe qi1t. nub
StatienoerbalttiB ii tenren unb baum
aud bic notbigsu, DIT reht foltipiti,aen
2lpparate III bubel. Sisies ales lit uors
banSen wem Sbr Sure photographs psn
mir maiden luilet.
q. 81. Wacfen3ie,
lG5s Clay Str., Dubuque g.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
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GrflGrt.

Tater (5um eriten Ial ieiren Gobn
beIubenb) Sier lit ia in iebem Sais
ne Gneipe?
Stuoent: 8 lit di6 Die Iniberiis
tdtsitrabe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17

- Sic Spiunueben inn Stall bcrs
ten alf No6ldliisfeit uno iiup aud
ungeIunb fir bnS &ieG.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
Shnea entihlpKem.

Stubent: Nlin ipeiB i'd nidt. ion id
metnen God beriesen ober meine llbr:
5alt. natilrli9 meme llbr. Die sebt
imnter Dor.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17

Wun lebe nuf friide 9llft llno
SonncnIdlein i'll Den @iebIteQcn. Is
III Die beitc Scsinfeftiou unb nds
mentlid) cin Sobfeino Der Suberfls
lole.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17

Serr: S6 belize Die ieltiamc 8abc
81 erratben, mos Sober bon mir
benft!
Game: Sds nnb iebr un~ansenebm
fin Gle leinl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
nnsewpbnt.

Geiienoer (ber 5um eriten Wale
nidt binaiissenorfen iit): 9itte, fpu
lit benn bier Der Iussans?
y ~ y
Cute IuSrebe.
S6neibermeiiter: Sic baben mir
bod peripro6en, mid arn 9eeten an
bc5abIenl Sum lit berite Der 9este
unb sic fuollen tpieber ni1ts bapon
ipiIieul
Stubent: ga BADEN sic mid mig
peritanoenl Sd iastc Sbnen: SD be-
gable sic am letteu-unb sic piiien,
ia, piepiel @ldubieer nod nartenl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
Ghrefiihes S~trafseridt i'm 4b=
ftinen5= 0erein.

81 81 g
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17
Der praftiidDe Mrat.

~eI VtulttIuJe SIEdt.
Same: Ser Softor, tpel6es 8ab
empfeblen Sic mir?
Ir5t: Warienbabl
Dame: Ibcr ib bin bod gar uidt
forpulentl
Ir5t: 8erabe oesbalb; bort peroen
Sic NIT Sbrer iblanteu Sisur am
itHeriten ~@rpberuneen MAIDEN!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-03-17

sScnu eiu 6arnler cine SuSnbI
trodene Giibc (Stripper) iiber 8in.
tcr bait. it eS teiu gSuuber. rnB cl
iber Den ihlehteu &roiit bes
- Suip" : @ei1iit5 miGoctimm'
piro.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
coxtume for Younn Girl

A white mousseline costume had a
tunic la GrecQue-that is. falling 10
the knee In straight lines. having a
square slit high on the sides. falling
over the demi-traine skirt. bordered on
the bottom with light tracery of pale
mauve and in deep shade OF mauve
floss. Upon the tunic was an all
round border OF white and mauve silk
embroidery. embracing three cross
rows OF valenciennes insertions, dyed
still paler tint. The draped open
bodice had its V-openings at the neck
defined by the same dyed lace. as well
as a low square lace line, running
above the belt both back and front
The sleeves were of mOusseline,
draped close to the arm transparency
and banded below the-elbow with the
lace. A tucked mousseline chemisette
lace trimmed gave the neck its finish
parasol OF white silk and white
gloves completed the toilet to perfec-
tion.-Vogue
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
SIippinu Heels.

IS there any woman who has not
suffered with half shoes and pumps
that slip up and down on the heel?
In summer the streets seem to be
crowded with humanity with panied
expressions on their faces, treading as
though terra firma were a much more
fragile substance than il is. relief.
however, has at last been discovered
by some wise person whom necessity
transformed into an inventor. Paste a
piece of velvet inside the heel OF the
shoe, OF course. with the side OF the
nap toward the foot. and this will eff.
fectuaily prevent any slipping or rub
bing. II is very easy 10 do.
costs but very few cents. and any
good liquid glue may be used. so that
at last an effectual and easy proven
tive for slipping heels has been found.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05

one Of the fashionable weddings IN
London for which Paris dressmakers
were kept busy was entirely Greek.
the bride i'm a draped gown OF white
satin embroidered IN a Greek key de-
sign IN seed pearls and with long
points OF the pepium hanging from the
shoulders and weighted with pearl
tassels. Her maids Of honor wore
white crepe gowns embroidered In
silver that were very similar. save
that they did not wear the shawl Of
fine white silk null that draped the
head in antique fashion, In place OF
the traditional veil The pages. in
evitable al an English wedding. wore
Greek tunics In fine white cloth en-
broidered in pale blue Greek key de
sign. and they wore myrtle chaplets
ON their heads and sandals on their
feet. I thought the brides limp veil.
swathing her head and shoulders and
one arm. instead OF the usual crisp
floating cascade OF stiff tulle. a most
beautiful idea and worth repeating
Vogue.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
THINGS THAT COUNT
SMALL, PERHAPS, BUT OF MUCH
IMPORTANCE.
Methods by Which Neat Appearance
in the House May Be Attained
Gown for Summer
House Work.

III You must wave your hair on curl
ers or kids. do it after your husband
has left the house for the day. and not
at night
Just imagine what a fright you look
with your hair. the crowning beauty
of woman. done in two little braids
at the back and six or seven horn-ike
projections I'm the front
And don't leave your false hair in
fun sight on che bureau.
Can YOU conceive how like a Wild
animal or a scarecrOw YOU must look
10 him when be views YOU i'm the morn
ing nght?
Can you blame him for thinking the
smart-looking woman ne sees more
fascinating than his wife?
Remember, he has not seen them in
curl papers.
To arrange the hair for the night
divide IL and tie the front part loose
ly on top with big bow of ribbon
then braid back the two braids. and
tie the ends with ribbon. This is so
much neater and more attractive than
20 do it up on curriers' or leave it done
mp as il has been all day.
\ man once said that any woman
who wore her hair in kids or curriers'
in the presence Of her husband de
served TO lose his love
Some women do not think IL possi-
BILE for them 10 do their homework
unless attired I'm an unsightly wrapper
Usually an ugly creation. bought
ready made. Of brown. blue. and
white-str.ped calicos. seems TO be the
favCrite garment
The chief ADVANTAGE is that 10 does
not show the dirt The dirt is there.
however.
Wives who so into a kitchen and
pantry should provide themselves
with shirtwaist suits OF clean looking
material ia light shades. which. when
soilcd. would show Il. and be sent TO
the tub.
For summer have thcm made with
short sleeves and Dutch neck. and at
least three inches from the floor.
These are no mere difficult 10 ret
into than a wrapper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
The sala Truth.

Barber. do you know of anything
that would De good for that bald spot
On the crown OF my head?"
Yes. sir. but it would be pretty ex-
pensive"
How much2"
Probably not less than sos"
Us it a sure thinge"
Yes. sir"
What do YOU call it?"
"A wig. sir"
That was the time the barber didn't
get any up.-Chicago Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
THE SACRED TREE.

Woocman. sp1rc that free.
Touch not a single bougA;
II has hcfrienicd mc.
And I'm protect 10 now.
'lsosth 10 a hammock hurs..
And there. when Il was hot
i often gladly swung.
Thy AK shall harm IL not.
Beneath that spreading tree
one I'm gauzy gown
or snugglcd close 20 me
And let her feet hang dowa:
Woodman. f0rbear 60 hacki
Twas here a lovely maid
First dared Co call me Jack,
As carelessly we swayed.
When / Was free from care
And she was trim and slim,
We often dancied there
Beneath yon speeding limb.
Twas there that FIRST she laid
Her hand within nay hand
And ceased 10 be afraid.
Pray. woodmau. lot &c stand.
Harm not that sturdy oak:
one night mind DO we'll
The rope grown fragile broke.
And iu heap we fell
She put the blame on me.
And said she'd have me not.
s.. Wooduan. spare the tree.
This is "a sacred spot.
Chicago Record Horai
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
Losses Caused by Thouahtlessness.

It is one of the greatest trials OF the
employer OF men that his employees so
rarely think of what they are doing
Ask the claim agent of a great rail-
road how much money mere un-
thoughtedncss costs his company in
a single year and his answer will sur
prise YOU. For The railroads OF the
United States these unthinklng work
ers cost their employers tens OF mil
Hons of dollars every year as the ex-
pense bin for unthoughtedness.-Chi-
cago Tribune
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
French Optimism.

We are not So blind as not to see
that manners are becoming more gen.
tie, that the number OF honest PEG
pie increases. that morality is spread
ing more and more into the social
masses. II thirteenth-century people
could witness our mid-Lent they
would doubtless reproach us with be
coming much too virtuous.-From
lie Steele Paris.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05

The cowardicc of sharks is well
known among men who have been
much 10 sea ia Southern waters. The
hercest shark viii get ont OF the way
OF swimmer IL the latter sets up a
noisy splashing. Among the South
Sea islands the natives never go bath
ing alone. but always ia parties OF
half a dozen or SO. in order that they
may MAKE great hubbub in the
water-Home Notes.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
No Cause for COMPLAINT.

Landlord" said the boarder az the
summer resort hotel. you advertised
that YOU had good fishing here. I've
hshed every day. and all I've caught
is half dozen carp and three or four
bullhoads."
Didn't some OF the fish you hooked
get away asked the proprietor
Yes. OF course"
We'll. those are the good FISH we
advertise. What are YOU kicking
about?'-ChicaEo Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
Ire Crowd and suoo.es.

To-day there are no public entertain
ments save those which are intended
for the world at large. Whether the
entertainment provided takes the
form Of the drama. music or sport, the
crowd is invited, and its presence is
indispensable for both financial and
moral uccess.-Hibbert Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
We Keep on ReLnn sslrsh.

The source of nearly ali the evil and
unhaI piaess Of This world is selfish
ness. We know it. but we still keep
on being selfish. We see that the
world might be made ideally beautiful
II only all the people would live IN
selfish lives; and yet We keep on be-
Ing selish.-Miaot J. Savage.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05

a friend was cnce talking with a
crazy woman. when a stingy man
passed by. DO you see that man."
said she. with cunning smile You
could blow his soul through a hum
ming birds quill. into a mosquitoes
eye, and the mcs-uito wouldn't wink"
Sunday Magazine.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
Made Il a Full Dav.

Here is one man who does not limit
himself TO eight hours OF work day.
a farmer in the Bedsworth district,
Warwickshire. England. created a
local record !n connection with
the hay harvest by working in one
field for p hours in single day. He
began cutting az 1870 a. IN. and ceased
AT ten o'clock at night. when the grass
was turned
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05
Praise-God Barebones.

Praise-God Barcbcnes was fanat.
teal tanner of London. lie became a
member of parliament in 1863 and
headed procession CT the people in
protesting against the restoration of
Charles II. 10 the throne. He was a
Baptist minister after 1850 and was
quite popular as a preacher.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-09-05

and at other times when possible
powder with mixture OF dram each
of oxide of zinc and boracic acid. two
drains of lycopodium powder. half az
ounce of starch and a quarter of an
ounce Of powdered orris. Sift many
times 10 mix thoroughly.