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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-20
FALLEN BOSS RUFF
AGAIN ON TRIAL
Under Seventy Eight Indict-
ments for Bdbing SuperviS-
ors Of San Francisco,

lBy Morning Jonrnhi Special iensed Wire.l
san Francisco chi. July i9--Abra-
ham Ruef, who until two years ago
was the dominating political power IN
municipal affairs VA san Francisco
and practically built up the union Ia
Dor political organization which three
times elected Mayor Eugene Schmitz.
an orchestra leader iu one Of the To-
cal theatcrs. viii be placed on trial
for the third time next Wednesday for
alleged bribery. Buef is under seven
weight indictments charging him
with bribing fourteen Of the eighteen
members Of the last Schmitz board Of
supervisors to grant franchises to
various public service corporations
tie was arrested IN March last year
and was in custody until two weeks
ago when he secured his release from
the county ia1 on bonds aggregating
st.G50, 600. the largest amount Of bail
ever given by one man in any criminal
case in the history Of california. It Isl
vari0usIv estimated that he is worth
from one to two millions
The former political dictator plead
ed guilty to the charge of extorting
money from French restaurant Keep
ers although declaring at the time
that he entered the plea thaf be was
innocent and then took the witness
stand against Mayor Schmitz who was
convicted upon the same charge The
verdict and Euef's plea. however. were
nullided by the decision ~ The appe
late court. unanimously sustane by
the supreme court that the ndict
meuts against the two were defective
and stated no crime Eaef was then
tried upon the charge 0f having brib
ed one OF the supervisors 90 vote for
the Parkside trolley franchise which
resulted Bod the jury being unable f0I
reach a verdict The home of James
r. Gallagher. the leader OF the board
and self confessed "go- between be- (
tween Ruef and The supervisors snd I
who is practically the prosecutions +
only direct witness against Esef WAS
blown up with dynamite while the
latter was on trial
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-20
G0MPERS WILL PRINT
VIEWS ON POLITICS

Washington D Q. JulY ~ SAM
upl uunpefs, president Of the Ameri
eau Federation uf Labor, returned
here late tonight from the Denver
Ne declined to talk ahnut
politics. saying whatever ! have io
say on politics viii he printed IN The
official organ Of the American Fedora
ton of Labor which VIII appeat with
IA few days
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-20
HONOLULU RFEPS OPEV
HOTSF EDR SAILOR Mf,N

Honolulu July tq- Sunday mas
been quiet day with the officers
ana men of the Atlantic battleship
aeot Outside f tho various game
which took place no the league
grounds and which hundreds of sailors
attended there was little u rhe way of
formal entertainment except eVcur
sione TO Pearl harbor manv Of the
mon taking advantase of the oppor
runitv TO inspect the sire af the aavHt
station that s. being planned
The officers TODAY were privately en-
tertancd I'd b+Hv residences snf
there was hardly one ~ -hc cool
porches along fhe shady streets of the
residence sections ihat did not OFFER
retreat t1 che white clad visitors.
Out ou the big shins hundreds
of visitors wore made welcome
ana every vacnf and priv9t. i1unch
in Tho b1v w1e pressed into service
t1 carry the parties Of pleasure seeE
ers n and out among tho anchored
warshipe
The Loulaiana Ohio and Virginia
have finished c1aHng no rph1n4 and
Gro en- roHf. here f0 join fnc main
body of fhe 1eef Tho Missouri tho
remaining member OF the third div'
SION which went fo rphsinH fn e0Hl
rH fnHh r11nnF tomorrow rnf GRO
coed ner.
rnH Nebraska wr HulI haro Instead
af F.nr m faH1uf rnr at Hrt.
wnIHHf
tamta af ae entertainment 1f
.h Haar wac ihe pr eniatl1n 1f
HuHr.I. ri une Hf fruit ana iflleifIes
IHf Faf H0rf "a good inlnE was
mlarl an nfnirr Hnhh Naf iaNtl
t0 H0h "a inf iHelfe hips ln fpln.
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-20
NEGRO BARTE NOER
KILLS DEPUTY
One Dead and Two Wounded
in Lively Gun Fight at rllg
staff; Unsuccessful Attempt
to Lynch Slayer

iHf MORNING fnurnsi Hnectai feaaeh Wire
Flag7tan Ariz July i9 AS the re-
suit ~ @ gun FIGHT az Williams yes-
rriay Mexican deputy sheriff
named r.. Domingo was KILLED and
two MeVlean hysianders we're wound
ed James Duncan e corored bar
tender at the Harvey house ig under
arrest for murder
u ls claimed Domineez attempted
% arrest Duncan in saloon for
previous disturbance a mob of Next
cans gathered for the purpose or
wnchiug Duncan bot he was brought
fo FnFfan before the mob could hs
organized rhe two Injured 0nl re-
cover Duncan g. an er.a0iiier who
feeHnfir returned rnm fha phiiinpina.
and hHa hnrnr good character rhr
brother pr fhr fsad man washed his
handa in h.a brothers. blood ana vow
ef vengeance pn nunnfn
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-20
DEEP INTEREST
IN MARATHON
CONTEST
CANADIANS BACK TOM
L0NGBOAT THE INDIAN
American Still Hopeful of
Overcoming Long Lead Ac-
quired by English in Olympic
Games.

! Games,
thy Morning Journal sDse,aI Lsased wire /
London. July i9.-The United King
dom. which before the opening Of the
Olympic games at the Stadium had a
big lead over all other nations in the
number of wins for the contest for SUI
/ premacy IN an sports, most OF which.
however, were scored in competition
In which no other nation took part, al.
most doubled that lead during the
past week and furthermore overlook
the American team in the count for
/ track and field events But this has
not served to dishearten the Amer
lean athletes. and those of their
countrymen who accompanied them.
James E. sullivan, commissioner rep
fesentlng the United states. said this
/ evening
I'VE have come here to win the
/ field sports and we are going to do IT,
/ In spite OF the handicap under which
we are suffering. THE handicap has
been two fold. In the first place the
men came to country having the
worst possible climate for those un-
used TO it, and this affected them very
seriously, more seriously than those
not engaged IN the games have any
idea Of II Is not only that the men
can not get into their best form but
the weather conditions make them
low-sprited. They hoped to get q it-
tie sunshine at Brighton. but II has
been as bad there as in London
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-20

salt Lake. Utah. July 70 At salt
Air tonight Jackie Clarke won the
mile open race FOR professionals and
made new worlds record TOR the
distance Clarke's time was 1850 fiat
which IS ono second better than the
ola record
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-20

Nl0nna lnlt iA tluois have
aashel anag lhs glliass NJ Ias.eyna.
en ine aallrlaH faiair ai Affndaks
alfphfn iNsnN iNQ psapls Nase
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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30
EABoRERs AND FARMERS.

of
labor a of
Islands
during the first halfcentuy of its labor
Their habits their their
of
a
minority might generations
dred and fifty life the
n
canim has proved to be a plant of
of
all canabor
We will for the sake of the the ultimate
planters
the soil
the anything with
yet with small farming The Latin aboe his patch
mingng ALL
win simply have home; and if getting
the morning working until supperme
daylight
he himself
him. children naturally given
summed their anchorage anefed
opinion Hawaii American witty fufy
situations which has
be deal
with 1t be attended American
follows
farmers build
population there little opportunity people
tanned it, and the today
have American population supply polite
be had from Italy
English speaking American base
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30
A HALF-wH1TE PROBLEM.


marriage and welrguad home But she demand wife
people whom she
burden of
anxiety 81 girls this
church,
teaching school, Their marriage mainly between Hawaiian
mem polticanso
labcrers girl of this So wed
politician be
white halfwhit girl harder than
halfwbi girl tosome pnsterhOodi
1t is against her nature.
The problem 1t might be quickly if the
cultivate build
blood would But Hawaiian
a kind dubious
a sailor be
letting will
homestead his sell to the first and
he his eeuy vitality
suicide Of which
hence bears promise of astounding revelations
halfwhite Intelligent
supporting with her serespec with the
omestty what to be her ae Can be that would
attain Forbid
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30
JARED G. SMITH AND THE FARM MOVEMENT.

retiring Experiment Station,
years.
from the Territory will practical
farming and ndavor building tobacco planting interest for himself
which yet will
adaptable the the small farmer those the
experimental alone
the Territory His nearly ndena with small
movement confronting Every
agricultural industry pineapple rubber tobacco has his
old conditions would have been far less marked than
might have been change ALL When Mr. Smith here the superstition
widespread
the of the land might well be
duOn Within planter
before the pineapple valuable
assessed larger than land miondO
capacities doing WE'LL the rubber groves at
yielding promises sugar very long
reputation
ooryards worth nearly three times the that paid
himself possibly growing
College
every family
raise something for its There fifty growing table
vegetables and ground berries and raising chickens keeping
been aroused the subject of agricultural self
products has been wel accordingly
snnoior lettuce raiish, or otr. mo aa ~ ~ s Ii i al
by bringing vegetables
and fruits from their country places and under the stimulus of the splendid
yield big Station,
comparatively the domination
"going agicuuay, p
ample G
farming
sincerely believe industry
nicut Cuba Illinois
of islands both parallel nearly
already shown what Hawaii do We have produced
pound profitable
Over KOna where Mr. Smith will
Company Will do what it can for the industry in its great center of
tObacOgowg will established
curing houses where small their
Importance in making tobaccogrowing general
1t often that get recognition
anu Professor S, Kno a ' T Of 4 saeu' que %en man Tor
good
public appreciation may sure of lasting place in public
-
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30
LESSONS OF POLITICS.

Cleveland David B.
politics. Cleveland named then by
it's BOTH for they
in
of both
public mind with the politics of the whole country
In following of Theodore Roosevela
Although Republican
the Democratic leader
independent of the mchn both the
his hackers Roosevelt
he politics journalism of York
that of viuperaton which burst
machines 1t possible
to prevent Presidency
the New York Assembly and him
time o clean his and load for bigger
this Hill politics in the old To him the
and little while he became the
distributed unavailable spoi
gubernator
Cleveland the Presidency Hill automatically succeeded
filed with
politicians; that there would civil service
Hill could it, politics Hill in the
running Presidency Republican the
machine its utmost retire the
public life
grew this American with
life pftaby Cleveland
the United and David Hill finally
in
life Roosevelt will retire March Presidency
which might added had he listened to
Plat old
without Men
proportion other while nation
san Roosevelt Pa the
His miserable indeed.
be Independent and political life all other things
the machine politics and dirut machine Their
evng that he who his country best his party best
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30
pAMpNEss AND DEATH.

the native of Islands could be
sitting would do
much to Hawaiian
generally Naked therefore, well; but school
clothing if this clothing is ned while
until dries dries all
becom easy white
has
nothing covered their
which quickly which, of itself, supplied
CARRIED in modern cloth
been steadily
children adult
Hawaii Did native
wearing ke showing signs of frequent
Of
tuberculosis
IN uonef from other contagious maady
educating Hawan religion, domestic and manual labor
nied into him besides
Of ides Gin
told less
his appetite the native of
is
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30
WHO'S WHO ON
THE LURLINE

Pasadena News-Commodor II. II.
Sinclair left today in the Lurline for
San Diego. where he will put her on
the ways to be overhauled and pre-
pared for the long voyage to Honolulu
on the Jranspacihc yacht race which
starts July 4 from San Pedro. The
bottom of the boat is to be scraped
and the hull painted. and she win
return to San Pedro the latter part of
the week.
Commodore Sinclair has invited
three men TO accompany him on tho
boat. Edward j. Pyle, cashier of the
Pasadena National Bank. being the
Pasadena representative. Mr.. Pyle
had planned voyage to Tahiti but
this has been given up and he viii
have the pleasure OF going on the rae
ing boat. Mr.. Stewart OF Los Angeles
and Mr.. Savage of Redlands are the
others who have accepted Commodore
Sinclair's invitation. A crew OF six
ana steward will ship on the yacht.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30
SCANDAL ON TRANSPORT.

PORTLAND (or.), June 2O.-Formal
charges are to be filed against Captain
Babcock, n-quartermaster and
commissary officer OF the Army trans
port Sherman. which arrived in the
Columbia river week ago with the
First Infantry from Manila. Ex-sol-
diers and civilians who were on board
the vessel will take up the charges
with the Federal authorities. They
are vehement In denouncing the officer
for alleged misconduct during the voy-
age
1t is charged that although the
Sherman as transport is obliged to
provide quarters for soldiers and ex-
soldiers regularly discharged, many OF
them were refused accommodation,
while others not connected with the
service were given quarters. Three
chorus girls from Manila beer gar
den, II is charged were provided first,
class accommodations. while the sol
diers who had been In the service for
years were refused berths 1t is also
charged that Captain Babcock order
ed all enlisted men out OF the cabin
after they had been called there for
religious services.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30
SECRETS IN THE L1MEL1cHr.

Secretary Garfield praise of laws
1atterg the merchants of Honolulu They
publicity particular
forth Mr. Garheldi commendation:-Sar
Secretary good opinion publicity corpora
be here If
That should free the returns of corporation
granted; but Dick and should permitted
does the local merchants a invasion
Honolulu
kind business Aaining their
with
could nderse them their But his
death he would have hit them
shed corporations compelled by to let probable
their harm Can pretend that this
expected of the publicity egslatni
tatte the sneak
the with visible
tainy State Would public
of
lions without showing
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30
FURIOUS AND NEEDLESS Auro1NG.

number
letter the of the law They
Against them hardship
them in the enjoyment of pleasure which eligibility
large
Whatever penalty applied should fall
the guild Stern needed
driving of hacks other horsevces there ought
munies
huyng by The belongs the police
feel that the will him application penalties
the
the law We believe
trawa well the ehaufeurs
whatever law there should be reenessy mparty
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

treated precisely like other Territory the United
proposal reported this mornings
to her. She three
Federal burden of lighthouse expenditure the
reclamation
good
other of the
awaken to the of opportunity
seemed worthless
eservoired
rival the acre OF
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

bringing and the opportunity of them
for
build memorials usefulness which will
oblivion Honolulu
malp
benfary he would
possible things
which
wrestling
'FRONT.' lands oili
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

in
matter of lands plank the Republican
$1,000
promised
this to of
Aguinado; and if he
known it, Her Maestys withdrawal
stood like wall between political
would still be in her bank
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

The rearing of keep the
mrth of
of
and bring their
other food will be alive that
unreening
suggested this relief pursued
this connection Dr. Golfer has the
of
the
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

Some in Mainea State which in
national in its pocsmakes the following
made in
getting the islands and ought willing furnish
for running them OF That is the having
Inasmuch Uncle with Hawaii
which
which 100000
ces' of could hold
100000 United
Hawaii and all the Territory
Our $looOoooO trade mainland
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

San Francisco Philadelphia
named after them Each
second and thrdras st Louis being
and got her finer
by of her nameba,
ready her entirely
from Simpsons old flagship
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

Advertiser eongratua Hio
Tribune The W. H.
and has thorough parish
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

The intrusion of moOtoat batbers the
dangerous and enste Only by chance
Fast sailing
their police
regulation the complained
ought to busy and make
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

which the
of
would ponciana instead fairly bazes
with poincianas in
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

If Secretary Garfield impressed by the Amcanizing
with English speaking pedd
speechmaking in keeping his emotions o himself.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

No yellow dogs! No crooked tcke
the of decent That
subscribe be the last man
to repudate.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-30

candidates
lives but old and no politics
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1908-10-10

West (swA Of SEX 1s-52-12) ac-t
cording to the government survey
thereof, is now assessed in your
name; that on the Eleventh day OF
May, A. D. 1908, at: the sale OF Hand
pursuant to the Real Estate Tax judg-
n.ent. duly given and made In and by
the District Court in and for the, said
day of March, A. d. 1903, In proceed
ings to enforce the payment Of taxes.
delinquent upon real estate fors the
year 1891, for the, said County OF st.
Louis, the above described piece or
parcel of land was sold for the sum OF
Two and 15-100 Dollars ($2.15), and
the amount required to redeem said
exclusive Of the cost to accrue upon
this notice, is the sum OF Two and Is
100 Dollars ($2.15), and interest at the
rate of Twelve per cent per annum
from said Eleventh day of May, A. D..
1903. to the day such redemption IL
made. ~ 7 49, 1900 - z 800 I.
That said amount required to res
deem calculated to the date OF this
notice is the sum of 1888. and that the
said tax certificate has been presented
to- me by the holder thereof, and the
time for redemption OF said piece or.
PARCEL Of land from said sale will ex-s
Fire sixty (60) days after the servica
of TINS notice and proof thereof has
bcca flied in my office. s.
Witness my hand and official seal
this :Twenty-second day Of September.
;. -,..,. =. = =. O.. HALDEN, 80
III ~ p e $ County Auditor of st
Louis County, Minnesota. !.
BY =, A: Marvin. Deputy
(Official SeaL) - IS ~ -
L. W-Oct. 3, 10, II. 1908. rs
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1908-10-10
STIRRING APPEAL TO
LOYAL WAGE FARMERS
Be Steadfast and True to Yourselves
and Your Triumph Is Assured.

The Executive Council Of the Amer
lean Federation of Labor has ad-
dressed the following stirring appeal to
All Organized Labor.
The present situation in which the
workers or our country are placed by
reason of the decision of the supreme
court of the United States by which
the normal activities Of labor's asso-
clated efforts are Jeopardized and
made unlawful, and the men constitute
ing the rank and file Of our movement
threatened with civil Suits as well as
persecution under the terms of the
Sherman Antitrust law; the perver-
sion, the abuse, and misdirection of
the writ of injunction, under which
many men throughout the country, in
Guiding Samuel Gompers, John Mitch
ell, and Frank Morrison, have either
been sent to Jail or are now threatened
with, and undergoing proceedings by
which they may be sent to JAIL de-
mands that every worker and citizen
at this crucial time should know the
facts and do his duty.
We appeal to the officers Of the ma
tional and international unions to give
not onl ytheir own personal service,
but to place such organizers as they
can at the disposal Of the Labor Rep
resentation committee, that such ma
tlonal officers issue a special appeal to
their local unions and lodges to the
end that voluntary contributions of
financial assistance be made by the
Labor's declared policy ito stand
faithfully by our friends, oppose and
defeat our enemies whether they be
candidates for president. or congress,
or other Offices, whether executive,
legislative, or judicial"
We appeal to all the labor and re-
:: form press of the country to aid in
this duty of the hour, and to all work.
ers and friends to rise to the occasion
which the exigencies of the time de-
mand to the end that the voluntary
organizations of labor, which have
''one and are doing so much to main
tain the American standard Of life, to
, sustain the American ideal of home.
the American sense of equality and
justice before the law, shall not be
outlawed, crippled, or destroyed. and
. that the men of labor, the yeomanry
of our republics welfare and perpe-
tuity, shall be sustained in their deter
mlnation to stand as the vanguard and
defenders of personal rights and fu-
man liberty.
Conscious of the nobility of orr
movement, the honorable aspirations
OF our cause, and the triumph Of JUS
t1ce and right, with high resolve, we
submit our cause and our appeal to
the Judgment and conscience of our
fellow workers and our fellow citizens.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1908-10-10
WHEN. WILL UNlONISM DIE?

When the. lion eats grass like an OK,
And the fish worm swallows the whale;
When the terrapin knit woollen socks,
And the hare is outrun by the snail
When serpents walk upright like men,
And the doodle bugs travel like frogs;
When grasshoppers fed on the hen,
And feathers are found on the hogs
When tom cats swim in the air.
And elephants root upon trees;
When insects in summer are rare,
And snuff never makes people sneeze;
When fish creep over dry land,
And mules on bicycles ride;
When foxes lay eggs in the sand
And women in dress take no pride;
When Dutchmen no longer drink beer,
And girls get to preaching in time;
When billy goats butt from the rear,
And treason is no longer crime;
When the humning bird brays like an
ass,
And linburger smells like cologne;
When plow shares are made of glass,
And the hearts of workingmen are
stone;
When ideas grow in jackasses' heads,
And wool on the hydraulic ram;
Then Unionism will be dead
And the country won't be worth a