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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-07-21

speech possible except by
unanimous consent.
The paper Of the future
will exploit good deeds more
and reduce the reports Of
scandal to the minimum.
The bee., 1908-04-30
NOT EN[UiH GIRLS
100 MANY SAILORS FOR SANTA
BARBARAs SUPPLY.
sARDEN PARTY FOR THE OFFICERS
assessments offered Men Are Rather
.Meager Owing TO the Size
Of the City.

Eszuta Barbara, CAL April 20
Where were no fixed features on Santa
Barbaa's entertainment program In
hnnor of the Atlantic battleship feet
-ruesday, the officers and men being
largely allowed to pursue their own
ways Many Of the latter went to Los
angeles to spend the day and will
-1verstay their leaves. which expire at
IA m. The amusements offered the
hIuejackets in Santa Barbara are nat
,urally rather meager. owing to the
r.ize OF the city, and consists largely
.uF flying horses, shooting galleries and
N barge variety of catch-penny AFFAIRS
uhHDught here for the occasion. Dan
cling on the canvas-covered asphalt on
he ocean boulevard each evening is
The only picturesque feature of the
ghIusjackets entertainment. They
srnem to enjoy il hugely. however. and
when the available supply of eligible
sxa7s gives out they dance with each
ether. 1t is no easy task to provide
wartners for thousand or more dan
cling sailor men.
Tor the officers Tuesday there was
N garden party attended by personal
4svItation in the afternoon and in the
evening a dance at the Country club.
A number of luncheons and tea parties
on the battleships were given with the
juniors as hosts.
at intervals Tuesday the feet was
ssnfirely lost to view in fog, which
YAlew in from the southwark. Az
wssrning long the fog bells on the 10
sshSps were kept going at lively rate.
DuTing the afternoon the sun shone
N1r several hours through the mist.
Nut toward evening the heavy banks
Hsyws7,ea over the ships again. The Of
ssrers of the feet report many men
rs overstaying their liberty, due to
abe large number that have gene to
los Angeles instead Of remaining in
santa Barbara.
The bee., 1908-04-30
JOE MILLER

Joe Miller, on a summer morn,
Near the roadside hoed his corn.
His rimless hat exposed a cheek
lie hadn't shaved for near a week.
Whistllng. he'd hoe and never stop,
AS he thought OF weeds and growing
crop.
He glanced at the hillside near the wood,
Where. old and brown. his cabin stood.
The whstling ceased; a vague unrest
Sprang up beneath his ragged vest.
Ann Smith came riding by that way.
Driving the deacon's ''one-hoss shay"
Her fingers deciSed with many rings,
Her head with bangs and other things.
She stopped her horse on seeing Joe.
And. in a loud voice. cried: "Hellol'
I'm dry's a fish Can you spare n mug
OF water from your little jug3'
Joe took his jug from meath a board
And Allied for her an old brown gourd.
He blushed as he gave II. and stole a
glance
At his tattered shirt and his ragged
pants.
While through a hole in worn-out shoe
His toes stuck out an inch or two.
"Thanksl" And her voice had a tender
touch:
II didn't think I could drink 50 much"
The bee., 1908-04-30
Cured HemOrrhages of the Lungs.

"Several years since my lungs
were so badly affected that had
many hemOrrhages," writes A. M.
AXE, of Wood, Ind. II took treat
ment with several physicians with
out any benefit. i then started to
take Folley's Honey aud Tar, and
my lungs are now as sound as bull
let. recommended it in advanced
stage of lung trouble Foley
Honey and Tar stops the cough AUD
heals the lungs, ana prevents serious
results from a cold. Refuse substi'
tutes.
John Y. Taylor.
The bee., 1908-04-30

She spoke OF the grass. OF a coming
storm.
The potato bug and the army-worm.
Then Joe forgot his ragged clothes.
His rimlsss hat and projecting toes.
And sat on the fence. while a bashfuI
grin
Sat on his features long and thin;
While she explained twas leap-ysar then.
And women might make love 10 men.
How a husband she would like to md.
One who'd be good and true and kind:
One who would work and well provide
For woman's wants and a woman's
pride.
aqYou know am not DID," said she;
"rm pretty. too. rs you can see.
You need a wife to bake your bread.
To cook. to mend-now will you wsd7'' =
Through .Jos's anatomy a thrill
or pleasure passed; Perhaps l win.
hardly know what's best to DO:
need a wife and money. too,
Your offsr will bear in mind.
And II no better one 1 find,
When you call again. II anxious still
To have me wed. perhaps I will"
The deacon's daughter rode away
In an angry mood in the one-hoss shay,
And. looking back with heart forlorn.
She saw Joe Miller hoeing corn.
1.-THE ugly thing. with his crownless hat
And dirty clothes. all torn at that;
Were no other man on this earthly ball
Wouldn't have him now at ALL"
Joe got a wife as time went by,
And built a house two stories high,
For his wife was rich. but cross and old,
And, alas for Joe! horrid scold.
No children came to deaden strife
or bring a sunshine TO their life.
Oft by his freight poor Joe
Would watch a picture come and go.
Again Ann Smith on leap-year day
Drove by In the deacon's one-hoss shay.
The bee., 1908-04-30

Once more he hears a sweet voice say;
"will you wed me, Joe, some happy
day?"
He closed his eyes and gave a groan
To think the chance away he'd thrown.
"If / had not said. on that fatal day,
Perhaps l will when she rode away.
II fills my heart with sorrow still,
That 1 did not say: 'Of course / Will "
And poor Joe sighed with secret pain
While wishing he were free again.
Ann married blacksmith, people say,
To show her spite at Joe's delay.
She chose the plan OF Roosevelt,
For a dozen kids In her cabin dwelt.
And oft as she rode In the one-hoss shay
She thought OF that fatal leap-year day.
She saw Joe Miller sitting STILL
And heard the words. Perhaps l will"
Alas for the maid Alas for Joel
That cruel Fate should serve them 80.
Oh, pity them both, and pity them all
Whom marriage bonds do thus enthrall.
For OF all sad words OF tongue or Quill.
The saddest are these: Perhaps l will. "
An, well, with them all fond hope stays
Deeply buried from human gaze.
A divorce at last may bring them veal.
With It a chance Tor a "sQuerer deal"
The bee., 1908-04-30
Indigestion.

with It's companions, heart burn
Hatulence, torpidity Of the liver con-
stipation, paipitation of the heart,
poor blood. headache and other ner-
.v6ua symptoms, sallow skin, foul
tongue, offensive breath aud legou
of other ailments is at once the most
widespread and destructive malady
among the American people. The
Herbine. treatment will cure all these
troubles. soc bottle.
{ Sold by St. Bernard drug store in
corpOrated. 81
The bee., 1908-04-30
Don't Put OF

tor tomorrow what you can to to-
day. If you put off buying bottle
of Billiards. Snow White Liniment,
when that pain comes you won't
have any, buy q bottle to-day. A
positive cure for Rheumatism, Burns
Cuts, SpraIns, Contracted Mucles,
ETC., T. s. Graham, Prairie Grove,
Ark, writes: wish TO thank you
for the good results l received from
Snow Liniment. 1t positively cured
me of Rheumatism after others had
failed.
Sold by St. Bernard drug store in
corporated.
The bee., 1908-04-30

That languid, lifeless feeling that
comes with spring aud early sum
mer, can be quickly changed to a
feeling OF buOyancy and energy by
the judiciOus use of DR.. Shops Re-
stOrative. The Restorative is a gem
uine tonic to tired, run down nerves
and but a few doses is needed to
satisfy the user that trieds DIR.
Shops restorative is actually
reaching that tired spot. The In
door life of winter nearly always
leads to sluggish bowels, and TO
sluggish circulation in general. The
customary lack of experience and
outdoor air ties up the liver, stag
mates the kidneys, and Oft-times
weakens the Hearts action. Use
DR.. Shops Restorative a few
weeks and all will be changed. A
few days test will tell you that you
are using the right remedy. You
will easily and surely note the
change from day to-day.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1908-04-30
salu,,lon Army Arrested

south BEND Ind, April 29.-The en-
are Salvation Army of South Bend,
rs persons in all, were arrested here
Tuesday under orders of Chief OF Pc
Nice McWeeney, on the charge that
eIhe army is public nuisance. The
1aasmbers of the army have been
warned previously to keep on the
street and they refused 20 do so. The
men were locked up, but the women
uNere released.
The bee., 1908-04-30

Thsre is more catarrh in this section OF Oh
country than all other diseases put together and
until the last few years was supposed to be incu-
rable. For great may years doctors pronounced
it loeal.disease and prescribed local remedies
and by constantly failing to cure with local
treatment, pronounced it incnrable. Science has
proven catarrh to be constitutional treatment,
Halls catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Che
ney Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutions
al cure on the market. Il is taken internally in
doses from 10 drops 10 a teaspoonful. II acts di-
re lily on the bloodand mucous surface of the sys
TEN. They offer hundred dollars to any case Il
fails TO cure. Send for circulars and testimoni-
ais.
Address: F. J. Cheney Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggists, 75c
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation,
The bee., 1908-04-30
Good audgementl

is theessential characteristic Of men
and women. Invaluable to- good
business men and necessary ~
housewives. ~ womans shows good
judgement when, she buys Whites
Cream Vermifuge for baby. The
best worm medicine ever Offered to
mothers. Many indeed are the sem
sible mothers, who write expressing
their gratitude for the good health
of their children, which they own TO
the use of Whites Vermlfuge.. "a
Sold by st. Bernard drug store in
cOrporated.
The bee., 1908-04-30

Pam, anywhere, can be quickly
stopped by one of DR.. Shops Pink
Pain Tablets. Pain always means
congestion-unnatural blood pres
sure. DR.. Shops Pink Pain Tablet
simply coax congested blood away
from pain centers. These Tablets
known by druggists as DIR. Shops
Headache Tablets-simply equalize
the blood circulation and then pain
always denarts in % Tablets 25 cents.
Write DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis, for
free package.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Death Was on His Heels.

Jesse p. Morris, of Shippers. Va.
had a close call in the spring of 1906.
He SAYS: An attack of pneumonia
left me so weak and with such a
fearful cough that my friends de-
clared consumption had me, and
death was on my heels. Then 1 was
persuaded to try DIR. Kings New
Discovery. 1t helped me immedi-
ately. and after taken two and a hall
bottles was we'll man again.
found out that New Discovery is the
best remedy for coughs and lung dis.
ease in all the world" Sold under
guarantee at all leading druggists.
SOC and 81, Trial bottle free.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Hawaiian Governor Arrives.

San Francisco, April 29.-Gov w. F.
Frear of Hawaii arrived Tuesday on
Ghe steamer Alameda to attend the
conference of governors called by
President Roosevelt to meet at Wash
inston soon. He is accompanied by
MRS. Frear Among those who will go
20 Washington with Gov. Frear to
Wresent the needs of the islands to
.congress are w. o. Smith, r. S. Hos
mer and Alonzo Gartley. The gov
ernor will also represent the chamber
s1f commerce al the Mohonk confer
4ence.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Was original "Thunderer."

The original "Thunderer" OF Print
ing House square was not, as many
people suppose, the famous newspaper
itself. but one of its writer's Capt Ed
ward Sterling. who after being called
to the bar and serving as a volunteer
during the Irish rebellion. finished a
versatile career on the stan OF the
Times. Capt. Sterling was a we'll
known figure In London political cir
Giles and was father OF the. most IA
nous John Sterling, critic, eSsAyist
and friend OF Wordsworth. coleTldgs
and De Quincey.
The bee., 1908-04-30
TUCKER HEARING RESUMED.
WeAmer Secretary to Oil official Is the
Principal Witness.

Topeka, Kas.. April ga. F. Rob
.zsrtson, former secretary to II. H.
TEScker, was the principal witness in
-w'nrker's trial in the federal court
-Tsesday for using the mails to de
maud Robertson declared that he had
sided in drawing up the advertising
Which Tucker used to sell stock In
G1ae Uncle Sam Oil Co.
Tucker said" declared Robertson
THAT the $5,OOOOOO bond issue which
ne made was necessary TO carry out
the plans ard meet outstanding obliga
tons. do not know whether the
pEeparation was submitted to a vote
at the stockholders or a meeting"
The bee., 1908-04-30
Warts Have Worth.

Timber warts or burls, caused BY
the distortion of the grain out OF its
natural position, rank high in COM
mercial value because Of their rarity
and beauty of figure. These freaks OF
nature have brought as high as ten
cents pound, and a picture is shown
of one that was valued at 5000
Popular Mechanics.
The bee., 1908-04-30

Health Coffee" is really the clio
sest Coffee Imitation ever yet pro-
duced. This clever Coffee Substi-
tute was recently produced by DIR.
Shoop, OF Racine, Wis. Not grain
OF real Coffee IN II either. DR..
Shops Health Coffee is made from
pure toasted grains, with malt, nuts,
etc. Really It would fool an expert
who might drink II for Coffee, No
20 or 30 minutes tedious boiling.
MADE in a minute" says the doctor.
Sold by J. +. DeVylder.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Owl Caused conflaaratlon.

An owl flew out of a burning chin
ney at Coverach. Cornwall England.
with its feathers on fire, and perched
on a hay-rick near at hand. The re-
suit was that the rick was completely
destroyed, and several stacks Of
straw barely escaped.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Why

have tired liver when Herbinc, En- .
only liver regulator will help your
suffer from Dyspepsia, Constipation
Chills and Fever or any liver com
plants, when Herbine will cure
you. &C Waite, Westville, Fla.
writes; I was sick for a month with
chills and fever, and after taxing
two bottles of Herbine am well aud
healthy"
Sold by st, Bernard drug store iu-
cOrporated.
The bee., 1908-04-30
&c lnaepenoent vlsw.

For my part" said Mrs. Lapshng.
-ilh strong feeling. 81 think man
aat 4hgscs his horse should be in
qrs mated az once. We ought 30 an
sc. the u.most obseQuiousness- 10
,sr5 ) ptes,"
The bee., 1908-04-30
SIX uNKNowNs AsPHYxIATED.
ueor and Window Were Nailed Shut
from Inside.

New York, April 29.-The bodies OF
,zsx unknown Italians, supposed to be
nnlners from Midvale, Pa, were found
m a room on the third floor OF a
Gsreenwich street lodging house late
Tuesday. The gas in the room was
unzned on and the coroner stated that
60 men had been dead several hours.
After the Italians had closed the
AsDor for the night they had nailed 1t
snmst from the inside and had fastened
one window tight, evidently in fear
- thieves.
The appearance Of the gas jet indi-
sHsated that one Of the men had turned
s.st the light, but did not fully close
Nho stop.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Involvement for French Voters.

A Frenchman named Leviril has
left all his fortune to his native vii
lage, on condition that banquet be
given annually in memory of him, no
one to be admitted but men who have
exercised their right of suffrage at
every opportunity during the previous
year. In France, according to report,
all sorts of inducements have to be
offered to men to get them to vote.
The bee., 1908-04-30
The Charming Bears.

American women. as rule, skate
very gracefully; their slender figures
lend themselves to the art. and they
have. of course, plenty Of opportunity
for practice. English girls also skate
we'll, but think. on the whole. that
no one looks prettier on artificial ice
than the Parisienne.-London Ma
dame.
The bee., 1908-04-30
A Twenty Year Sentence.

II have just completed a twenty
year health sentence, imposed by
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, which cured
me of bleeding piles just twenty
years ago" writes o. s. Woolever,
Of LeRaysville, n. Y, Bucklin's
Arnica Salve heals the worst sores,
boils, burns, wounds and cuts In the
shortest time, 25c at all leading
druggists.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Removina clnders from Eye.

A simple remedy for removing Gin
.ders from the eye is to dip, small
and perfectly clean camel's hair brush
in, water and pass it over the ball of
the eye. This operation requires little
skill and generally removes an par
ticles of dust instantly without dams
ger of Inflammation. OF course. this
remedy is not suggested for the strain.
where: no one could aget thee brush.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Notice to our Customers.

We are pleased to announce that
FOley's Heney and Tar, for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affects
by the National Pure Food and Drug
law as II counties no Opiates or Othe-
harmfupdrugs, and we recOmmedit
as a safe remedyfOr children Aad Tor
adults. ts
T, John X. Taylor ~ 90
The bee., 1908-04-30
Stomach and Liver Trouble Cured

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
stomach and liver trouble as it aids
digestion, and stimulates the liver
and Bowels without irritating these
organs like pills and ordinary cath
artIcs. 1t cures indigestion and
sick headache and chronic constipa-
ton. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup
does not nauseate or grippe and is
mild and pleasant to take. Refuse
substitutes. %
John X. Taylor. sass
The bee., 1908-04-30
The obIisins Butcher.

The parsons wife had sent an order
for a leg of mutton. and received in
reply the following note: Dear
Madam: l have not killed myself this
week, but can get you leg off my
brother, if that will do-Your affec-
tionate butcher, John Sirloin. "-Phila'
delDhia InQuirer.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Maksrs of Aannlness.

Great hearts are those whose pres
ence is sunshine. Their coming makes
our climate. They oil the bearings of
life; they. make right living easy.
Blessed are the happiness-makers!
They represent the best forceS of civil
lizatiou-Newell Dwight Hills.
The bee., 1908-04-30

There Is no doubt whatever that the
drinking habits OF the nation, and
especially OF the women Of the nation,
are doing more harm TO our financial
and social position than Is any depres-
sion in tradeof other economic causes.
british Journal Of InebTlety
The bee., 1908-04-30

For cuts, sprains, bruises, borhs
rheumatic and all other pAins. use
McLean's Volcanic OH Linameut-
First sold in 1862, still the same eff
fective- remedy In 1908 Good for
men or beast. &c, soc. and 500.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Keen This In Mind.

It must not be forgotten that the
man who takes advantage of others
will take advantage OF you IL ne ever
finds It conveniently profitable to do
so. no matter how consistently he may
pretend to be your friend.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Narrowmlndsdness.

lie that never changed any OF his
opinions never corrected any OF his
mistakes. and he who was never wise
enough 10 ind out apx mistake In
himself will not be cndntaole enough
to excuse what he reckons mistakes
Ia others.--Tupper. go
The bee., 1908-04-30
Nnptune Keeps Treasure.

Another attempt has failed TO wrest
ru he sands OF the Mexican shore
a. IN, treasure supposed to be lying
18th tie bones OF the steamer Golden,
ate. vhlch was burned on Manzan
20 IN 1892.
The bee., 1908-04-30
One Use for Lead PeneIIs.

Some manufacturer Is advertising
lead pencils Of II degrees OF black
ness: "One for Every Purpose" Does
this include the purpose OF fishing
through the Stats on the floor OF a
street car for the fare you dropped!
The bee., 1908-04-30
60 plnns fnr ornaments.

l~cn Rings for Ornaments.
ticaiea oi the Ivory Coast in Africa
n~'tcn their necks by wearing iron
rs. Every year they put new
2 Z round the neck, which they can
retch so far that 1t is nothing I'M
,aal to fad 1t as long as the face.
The bee., 1908-04-30
Tact and Kindness.

Tact Is not insincerity. Tact is the
self control that leads the gentle-mind-
ed to have respect for time, place and
the feelings OF others. Tactful per
sons are usually the klndest.
The bee., 1908-04-30

san Francisco April 29.-The jury
- Hy Abraham aRuef was completed
.1assday afternoon after both sides
El4lH exhausted their peremptory chal
an1sss. Ths taking OF testimony will
AslAnAspcs "Wednesday afternoon
The bee., 1908-04-30
cIews Decorated by MIkado.

New York, April 29.-Inrormation
mas been received from Toxic that
lhe emperor of Japan has bestowed
upon Henry Clews, the well-known
hAnker and financial authority, the
Ihlxhest imperial decoration given by
-Eapan 10 foreigners.
The bee., 1908-04-30

Impure blood runs you dOwn-makes you al
easy victim for orange diseases Burdock Blood
Bitters puri6ss the biood-eures the esuse-builds
you up
The bee., 1908-04-30

One minister declares that "the man
who invented cards must have come
from HaIes." Most of the other min
listers sree that those who play with
hem are In fair way to see his old
sra ,..ag s~ound.-Kansas City Jour
The bee., 1908-04-30
mo- stren 1then the ExesIaht.

Eyes may be strengthened by sew
rel times each day lightly pressing
So eyeballs Always rub from the
=. toward the temples. Also dash
kc evcs frequently with cold water;
/ TAFT. whcasver the face is washed.
The bee., 1908-04-30

"Doan's Ointment cured me OF eczema that had
annoyed me long time The cure was peama-
nent Hon S. w. Matthews Commissioners
Labor Statistics Augusta, Me. "a.
The bee., 1908-04-30

This" murmured the petted An
goga cat, as her saucer, filled with the
richest extract of the dairy was put
before her SIS tasting the cream OF
no IA TIE .av Of luxuryi"
The bee., 1908-04-30
The Bic Dent.

Marian Automatically the rings
of Saturn II that extraordinary de.
preston which recently appeared on
earth isn't gradually Disappearing
Puck.
The bee., 1908-04-30

Farmers machines, railroaders, laborers rely
on Dr. Thomas Electric oil. Takes the sting
out OF cuts, burns or bruises at once. Pain can
lou stay where Il IS used
The bee., 1908-04-30
Being
Original

ELL" said Mrs.
Steelby, signing
with a somewhat
weary compla-
cency, to-day !
really did a good
days work, John.
"How's that?'
queried Steelby,
briefly, attacking
his chop with fer.
vor.
"You know how
rushed / always
am at Christmas,
John" explained
his wife, so that
| get packages all
mixed I'D and
send people the
The bee., 1908-04-30

How Combination Works.
Take rum and honey for colds"
is a doctors advice. The honey wiH
kill the taste of the rum and the rum
will kill the remembrance of the grip
cold.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-08-04

to the experiment farm of the Nor
folk and Western Railway at Iyor. in
Southampton county. where they were
the guests of Mr.. F. II. I.aBaume. in
dustrial agent Of the road. The COM
pany owns about 1000 acres, which
was purchased for the road by General
William Malone many years ago for
its timber value, at time when the
locomotives We're burning wood. 1t
was not long after the purchase that
the road pushed Its way into the coal
fields and the great timber tract was
a considerable portion OF the land
has been cleared under the direction
of Mr.. LaBaume, and fitted as mod
ern and we'll equipped farm as model
for investors along the. route of the
Norfolk and Western.
In boring a well recently on the
farm to install a water system, per-
fectly formed sea shells We're brought
up at depth of about forty feet. AS
5Ivor is some thirty miles In an air line
from the coast, the shell deposit occa-
stoned considerable comment