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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-07-09
Lost His False Teeth.

The band then struck UP MY Old Ken
lucky Home. while the delegates and
spectators Joined in the chorus. The pro-
cesSion then started to leave the stand
but halt was caused by a delegate who
yelled so wildly that his false teeth flew
out. They rolled under the press sea q;
and down he went on his hands and knees
10 recover his eating machinery. While
the parade behind him halted until he re-
covered the teeth. clapped them into place
and was ready TO yell again for his po!f-
ical faith.
In the midst of the riot OF noise and th.s
confusion OF marching delegates the cou-
slant boom of flashligtt explosions, from
the photographers added to the pance-
monium-
The standard bearers finally invaded the.
galleries. Maine and Alabama leading to
the section tier. The galleries had al
ready taken their full share in the demon
stration-
The band kept up continual flow n
music which finally started the delegates
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-19
THINGS Worth KNOWING.

Kerosene is excellent in cleaning
hardwood or stained floors. Remove
dust and wipe small piece at
time, then rub the oil off with a rlan,
mel cloth.
II, instead of spirits OF camphor,
camphorated oil is used IN cleaning
furniture It will not only remove the
white stains but restore the polish as
well.
A small button of garlic in a quart
OF vinegar will give it mysteriously
delicious flavor and 1t will fmneaf.
ately improve salads or anything in
which it Is used.
A spoonful of sugar added to the
water for basting roast beef will give
r!cn brown color as well as fine
flavor.
When sweet corn is served on the
cob leave a few OF the inner huslxs ON
the ear when boiling. as It will he
much .s%eeter and keep warm longer.
To clean painted walls dissolve two
ounces Of borax in two quarts of wa.
ter and add one tablespoonful of am
monia. Use half this quantity to each
bucket Of water; do not use scam.
Wash II small amount of the paint 1T
a time and rub dry with clean cloth.
A careful housewife has nailed a
small strip CT white wood over her
gas range into which are screwed halt
a dozen dresser hooks. On these SHE
hangs her cooking fork, iron spoon.
wooden spoon. small strainer and a
cooking knife, and finds that having
them all ready to Iiand saves many
steps.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-19
apolOgize, d you :lave no servant, Tor

apologize, II you have no servant, for
your guests will enjoy themselves tae
more II they feel that everything IS
simple, unaffected. and that no extra
work Is being made. In many houses
the hostess has standing near for a
small serving table on which the soil
ed dishes may be placed. Place the
dinner plates at equal distances apart
and about one inch from tle edge of
the table. At the right Of each plate
should be placed the dinner knife.
the coup spoon. butter spreader and
the dessert and coffee spoons. 1t i;
now considered good form to place
the spoons ut the top Of the plate. On
the left place the dinner fork and the
napkin.
The goblets should be filled WITH
water and crushed ice and placed a:
the right Of each plate, twice the
bands span from the edge Of the tn.
BILE. There should be salt md pep
per in a convenient place for every
two persons.
Candles certainly are an nexpen-
sive extravagance and 1ne which
many people enjoy. There Is some
thing so dainty but weird about the
Pickering shadows of candle light
that tends to make a simple little
meal seem elaborate, and which tends
to make ones guests more at home
and informal. The one objection to
using candles on the table is that
they are uncertain, and enc can. it
would sometimes seem, never be
quite sure that they will not go out.
However, there is way out of the
dlmcuty, If the candles are placed
Oh ice twelve hours before their use
they will burn brighter for an entire
evening, and will burn more slowly
than If they are left where the air is
warm
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-19
70 FIGHT IN DENVER.
a. s ~ prr.s A.soclntIo,In.,

Try w Press Association,
DENVER, Nov. 1S-otto Floto. the
prominent circus man and sporting ed
flor Of a Denver paper has been given
permission to pull on one good light.
weight contest in the mile high" city,
and Packy Mcfarland and Fighting
Dick" HyIand win probably be the
principals in the contest. December
rs, month from today. Will probably
be the date Of the battle. The mill is
scheduled to go twenty rounds. Denver
sports are eager to sec good fight.
and lfthe affair is successfully arrang.
ed a monster crowd will doubtless wit
ness the battle between tn Chicago
and san Francisco lads.
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r bought MIN n'm va old c0lored
woman np near Tie school. Shes eor
When t1e President finished lhng Il
iin and Alfs Roosevelt had All /:
outdoors Tor llls nigsiip he RI IL
dent entered into AZ otiaticns isl me
baby pofker. and finally bSugnt ii for
$3.50 which Quentin Thought d tair
price for his prize. Roast sucking
pig was on the bill OF fare for &
White House dinner subsequently. and
the pig census was depleted to that
extent But Quentin soon had anota
er pig and he has IL yet.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-19
Feminine CHAT
and CHATTER
GOSSIP AND ADVICE FOR THE
WORLD OF WOMEN.
Simple Dinners Are Those Most Az
preciated by the Guests-Dainty
Fern to Take Place of Cut Flow.
ers-candIes will Burn Longer and
Brighter If Placed en- Ice FOR Ten
Hours.

1t is impossible for table to look
pretty and dainty II the linen used
is not immaculate and snowy. Even
the woman who cannot afford to buy
expensive linens can make her table
look dainty and tempting If the cloth
is snowy white and well laundered.
The silver, even though it be Of
the simple and unpretenttous kind,
will add greatly to the appearance CT
the table II 1t is kept in bright AMI
shining condition.
It is impossible for most of us to
have cut flowers during the entire
year, but Il dainty and pretty fern can
be bought for trifling sum, and it
will add an exquisite touch OF dainti.
ness TO the table. With but little
care The fern can be kept fresh and
green during the whole year and its
effect will be wonderfully refreshing
to Il tired and iaded appetite.
If one cannot afford to buy fern
dish the original pot can he covered
with crepe paper OF dainty hue.
which Is held in place by narrow rib.
bons.
The principal meal in the average
American home is a three.course din.
ner, consisting Of soup meat and veg.
etaRes, and dessert and coffee. To
such a repast no one need to be
ashamed topsk friends so long as the
cooking is we'll done and the guests
are made to feel welcome, DO not
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-19
ouENrlN IS q.

WASHINGTON. Nov. is-Quentin
Roosevelt youngest SON Of the presl,
dent, was Il years OF age to-day and
the youngster was the recipient o.
many fine presents from his dotine
parents brothers, sisters anal school
mates. The observance Of the ami
versary will culminate with a birth.
day party to which many of Master
Quentin's young friends have been
invited
AS the baby" of the White House
flock, Quentin has had every oppor.
tunity to become Spoiled kid" but
his sturdy seif;reliauee and fun-lovlng
spirit have saved him from such a
fate. He is greatly admired by all
his young associates is, a leader in
their sports and pastimes, and is very
democratic in spirit, making no dis.
tinctiln between the children of the
rich and the poor.
Stories about the Chip Of the ola
block Quentin Roosevelt, are always
current here. He is lively lad. and
keeps the family guessing. The othe,
day he came home from school wit,
an old sack over his shoulder. and In
eide OF 1t squIrming, squaing some.
thing, which he spilled out of the sack
in the midst of the family circle.
Mrs. Roosevelt Jumped, and somewhat
peevishly asked her youngest hopeful
10 what kind of circus ne was treat,
ing them, while the President AMI
Ethel laughed. The something was 4
small black pig about foot long.
"Aint he a beauty, tust?" yelled
Quentin, as he danced about his nrize
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-19
the gloomy day pass quickly.

All the players sit AROUND in a cir.
Gle. The player WHO first thinks of an
interesting character in one of
Grlmms fairy tales or in Alice in
Wonderland or any either book that
Is quite familiar to all the players
sits on the floor within the circle and
begins to describe the character. The
other children listen carefully. ami
the first one who thinks ne mas guess.
ed the character sits on the floor be-
SIDE the other and continues to de.
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Use of eIyeerln.

GEyeehn is considered ene of the
most healing and beneficial prepare.
tons used for the skin. and while 1t
is not generally known that It can be
more bonntifully used. II cut or dllut.
ed with rose water instead OF bay rum
Or pure grain alcohol. To one part
of glycerin add a triple weight or
am,unt'of rose water. 1t Is excellent
to use with massage.
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We have arranged publish exclusively the Roosevelt hunting
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is we'll known fact that President will get OO word for
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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-07-21
THE WEEKLY
(ElTg HISTORIAN

110S-Death of Peter the Hermit, the
preacher of the first crusade.
18S6-Swiss defeated the Ausrians at
battle of Sempach.
60S-Champlain founded the city OF
Quebec.
1709-Peter the Great of Russia decis-
lively defeated Charles MI. of Swe-
den at battle of Pultowa.
1775-Washington took command of the
Continental army at Cambridge.
Engagement between British and
American troops at Kings Bridge,
n. Y.
Fairfield, Conn, burned by the
British.
1792-City of Washington selected as
the capital of the United States.
1SS9-5First normal school in America
opened at Lexington, Mass.
1S46-Commodor Sloat of the United
States navy bomharded and took pos
session of the ,;ty of Monterey.
1S4S-Peaee proclaimed between the
United States and Mexico.
lSoO-lntegrlty OF Denmark guaranteed
by England, France, Prussia and
Sweden.
1S51-Corner stone of the extension of
tire capitol laid by President Fillmore.
1S54-Turks defeated the Russians at
Giurgevo.
1S55-Lord Canning appointed Gov
ernor General of India.
1S63-Surrender of Port Hudson, Con-
federate fortress on the Mississippi
river. Last day of the battle of
Gettysburg.
1S65-Execution of Payne, Atzerott, Har-
old and Mrs. Surratt for completely
in the assassination of President Lin
coin.
1S66-Prussians defeated the Austrians
at Sadowa.
1SST-The Ameer of Afghanistan, follow
ing rising against taxation, pro-
claimed peace. amnesty and remis-
sion of taxes for two years.
1S90-Idaho Territory became State.
1893 Marriage of the Duke of York and
Princess May of Teck.
1S95--A third daughter was born to the
President and Mrs. Cleveland at
Gray Gables. Twenty persons
killed in a railroad wreck OF the
Grand Trunk near Quebec.
1S97-Lsbon celebrated the Tooth ami
versary of the departure of Vasco da
Cana to discover the sea route to the
Indies.
1S9S-The island Of Guam seized by the
Americans of the warship Charles
ton.
19O0-Li Hung Chang made viceroy Of
China.
1905--Ghrists College, Cambridge, cele-
brated tho 400th year of its founda-
ton.
1907-Mayor Schmitz of San Francisco
sentenced to five years Imprisonment
for extortion. :. g. Opening of the new
lift lock in the canal at Kirkield,
Ont
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-07-21

that by my own weight l may tighten
the well soaped moose around my old
throat"
Tolstoi, instaneing the shocking
spread of greed to obtain money by
executing condemned prisoners, says:
Awful as are the deeds themselves,
the moral and spiritual unseen evil
they produce is incomparably more
terrible"
With regard to the governments con-
tention that there is no other way to
suppress the revolutionists, Count Toll
stoi, while admitting that the revou-
tionists' crimes are stupid and repre-
hensihle in the highest degree, accuses
the government of doing the same
thing for the same motive, and adds;
"All the revolutionists bombing and
murders do not come anywhere neSr
the criminality and stupidity of the
deeds the government commits"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-07-21
TOLSTOI ST|NGS GAR
AS CIVILIZATION FOE.
Scathing Arrangement of Govern
ment by Execution Is
Published.
THE EVIL SPREADS DEPRAvITY.
Reformer Says Crimes in Name Of
Law Are More Awful than
Revolutionists' Acts.

Count Leo Tolstoi, in long article
published in London. indicts. with his
old vivid literary skill, the present sys.
tenn of government by execution" in
Russia, the article concluding with a
noble appeal 10 the better nature of
his countrymen.
During the course of the article the
Count writes:
I can no longer endure it. l write
this either that those inhuman deeds
may be stopped or that my connection
with them may be snapped and l be
put in prison, where l may be clearly
conscious that these horrors are not
committed on my own behalf, or, stir
better ESQ good that l dare not even
dream of such happiness) that they
may put ON me as ON those twenty or
twelve peasants Il shroud and cap
and may push me also off a bench SC
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-07-21

Myrtle sat on rock fishing for speck-
led trout, and the woodman came
sauntering down to the waters edge,
possibly to inspect the forest growth
around.
The woodman seemed distinctly
pleased to see her, and Myrtle saw no
reason why she could net be polite and
gracious to a man who had saved her
from a horrible death few days be-
fore, SO they chatted pleasantly, and
Myrtle was surprised to find it was
growing late before she knew it. They
shook hands and parted.
.
Its horrid bore, but 1 suppose
wen have to 60. little mother. They
will be dreadfully offended If we de-
cline. Who wants to dance a cotillon
at a mountain hotel? It's as bad as
bridge" sighed Myrtle.
At s that night they drove up to the
Green Park hotel. Getting out Of the
trap and walking leisurely up to the
porch, Myrtle stopped suddenly, and
laying HSl manu- Ou HeI hOlAer Dlach
lace sleeve, said with short gasp,
Mother"
What is 1t Myrtle? You frighten
me to death! Are you Ill.,"
"The woodman! The man who res
cued me when the tree was falling on
me-"
Where, Myrtle? Show him to me-
wish to thank him. said Mrs. Cars