Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-04-05

'Horseradish.
sadly noed come clothes this spring
And as for wraps, I've not one thing!
My husband Is "a BRUTE YOU know
a lot OF tears will melt him though!
ON, have you seen the face OF joy
Belonging to that country boy?
'Horseradish!"
'Horsersdish!"
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Thoushts in My Don.
Some men have no use for prlnci
pies, therefore they have none.
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Many o cat has looked at a king and
let the mice eat The sponge cake.
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Ii doesn't help the hurt any to know
that the mule is ignorant and there
fore not to be blamed for kicking you.
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II man were as great as the little
home paper has made his youthful
friends believe his would be greatness
indeed!
The unsatisfied, the grumbler, the
restless ne'er.do-well incarcerate
themselves In a prison against tho
bars OF which they beat their bleeding
wings and fret away their lives.
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Pride has caused many regrettable
mistakes in this world AS you look
back upon life can you not count Berl
Gus errors YOU have committed at the
Will OF pride? And now that 1t is too
late. can you not see how foolish
you were to let pride triumph?
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Everything is against the law OF
stagnatIon. The sun. the moon, the
day, the night. the seasons, the world
move. Man must move with them
III he moves just little bit faster
than the things about him, he is q
leader If he hangs bacl, and is yanked
along by the coat-taIls, he is a laggard
and loafer.
How stingy we are of praise and
how hungry for 1t! 1t costs us moth
Ing and when properly exercised en-.
courages to do their best those we
commend. 1t anatches the iisappoint
ed from despair and bids the artis,
paint bis greatest picture. II is a
mama OF the wilderness of toll, bea.
con-light TO the weary and the heavy
laden. Why not give It all along the
way?
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The Oracle.
You have met the blatant fellow
Who 10 sure to know IL ALL
He's no rara avls. reader
Whistle and he'll hear your cait
On The train or In the station
You WIN SEQ him butting in.
He's the fellow that the nation
Needs to show us how to win.
He Is onto war and tariffs,
Haa money system. too;
Knows the ones TO trust In congress
And lanbastes tho fliching crew.
He Is shRbby-like and faded
There are grease npots on his coat,
But he knows the whole blamed prob
LEM
lie Is wiser than goat
Strange a man who has his wisdom
Owes for sugar In the town
sui We meet a lot OF spouters
As We journey up and down.
IL the world would only listen
And then act on what they say
I"ouid be just s. stop. I'm thinking,
IN the Resurrection Day.
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Wives.
There seems to be difference In
wives. Some men admit to their best
friends that II they were to become
widowers they would never marry
again! or course they love their
wife and all that-but then, oh, we'll,
you know And there's the other
crowd of men. They insIst that mar
riage Is the only real thing that ever
happened and bemoan the fact that
they didn't get married EARLIER. One
who remained single until he was 40
now has o son and he says IL the
young duffer doesn't get married when
he Is II he win cut him off without a
penny But suppose the young man
should get one of the other sort Of
wives! That would help him to re.
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