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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

tn. accordion. which was de'e'V
m.nt or u previously cAl''InE a'o'"a. coins.
was Invented Ia $50 by ""~
named Danian and consists w 49,
an. knows. Of rmnlI pair OF De''os'
and n rang, Of Keys which rcsnlA" vs.
admIssIou Of wind 10 metal i'edN 81,
accordion sounds notes M one Nv, y' az
The conccr,lnn proper VAS ln'en's" ~
,hc snm, dat, by Charles Whea's'o''
who later bccam" u fhh"u' Wv" nan
science. u seems curious 'na' NJ,
whose reputation rests chleny 0" .,"', s
.l.e,rlcaI work nnd discoveries w.. W."
wa. ON. of the earliest men o' eo'.s '.,oa
10 make experiments 10 a ,rors
with submarine cables and VINO ,'.,.a me
oysf was M extraordinarily s. ,.."s.
deeipb.r.r OF cryptoTapb1t wl'"s ..s,ss,
should also have dahbleo !" =, sset.
inventions. HIT. ~ q ihH',e' .,scsdsd
Wh.atstons's musical work pt s'sot
h,s scIentlac discoycrIcs he A
strs,uht from school to the bus'us b,sr,,
manufacturing musical in'"s :, ,vsu.
ana II was IN 1929, ut the hse " ns,spt
tv.ssyen that he took out hs mar,
Tor m. concertina But he w. w.,n,nle,
Interested IN the sclent'ne are con.
ON which musical luslrni''e" ana hs
s,ruc,eI Than In music ITSELF au~ a,~,.oty
.constleal ana musical espes,SI ep.,nS led
80, ,otn th. path whea
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
BRIT MENTION

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dtys al spring creek,
Lost-I.tsht tan ladies Jacket, i,ndrf
return H. American hotel. lcsafh.
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uur.nsttr American Hotel II
stc,, ~ ,uI lpos at "ur In" ~ fr'i
,arIs -. llcitkcmp-r u
r,n. Cha.ta,n nni family WI i"sN"
ipr ~puug Crrrk iu the mutntms.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07


4 ,lubN0muU writing 800 We Pkls
d.lphla Record. rErHH 'yIitns w.
consistency Iu tHr .s .Hr ylsss bel
by s1m- Wsm,u BfHa' DO, use u ,hes
frst uAmc. She sHFH
n roupl. o. Jr.., $50 Lad or,'
sIda to E-ud % .s..,. 90 % s.aUlci W
mau. aud iu u4lrr.Baa lrr | wfvls
AIn HsuTy -a l.Hgay NY ssf'
prise when o. rygF ! Dr.r.rsd 40 H.
alsnant letter from urg. .a aist 't'
sa.d I do not at a.l .Iar ip have ~
identity submerged !g that ui ny hs'
Iaud d" not Hvo why Dagnf u
addressed by ny own U1mr Becss's
! am married j. that auy reason WY
1 should lose my imlH .duh.Ily' w
name il Anna IuH best lciicf ]
wrot. tD the Indignant wife you eia
b. Aufr II bore the arl uams o' ihs
woman Ia pucstipu. bat tue cs!aii
eau. recently. when a." husband oSa
nnd my fns,idipur friend was 1sn :
widow. wrote her uu rlub bu'lns.'
aud, bearing IN mind hor hr'' seo'i
lng, t"uk particular pniUa TO address
b., n. AIR. Anna The aasvsf
to this FROM her makes ~" hhl'e' 70
think hbout 10 you think ] have -
far forgotten NY beloved hehry' ,~
said. as To- hc willing 20 abandon ~
nam, altogether wbh yon wou''
address m. ~ Mr. Henry IN tue "
tur.. please. may l." an Hni"r,uns .'.
widow. but | stu bear my hn'oaH'
name. l think"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
Curiosity.

IL you want 10 find out how busy
men are, paint a red ring on your
door. Every man who passes will stop
10 find out. what II Is for and then
wait until the next man comes along
that he may tell about it-Atchison
Globe.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

'Johes made the best part Or his
money by grafting,"
Why, ] thought he had such high
reputation for honesty"
80 he has. Tie must graft, though.
for he keeps fruit nursery. ."-Balti.
more American.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

Farmer B.-Thls ere paper says they
amt nothin' f'r an appetite like a long
tramp. BIS Wire-Land! They don't
know what they're talkin' about. A
short one c'n eat just CT much. -Psts.
6ndsf.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

u cant please my friends" soblsd
the young bride.
What's the matter, petf"
They Insist that ! cant De happy
WIN fathead like you, but. oh. hus'
band, ! Washington Herald.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
A Contradiction

"fhat young doctor Is queer con.
tradiction"
I'm what wayf'
lie has an exceedingly good ten.
per and yet he is lacking In patients. /"
baltimore American.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

khicLor--I'ye waited an hour for you
10 rei your hat On straight. Mrs
hhicler- Well. I've waited longer than
'ha' Tor you TO get your feet on
slibight.-New York sun.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
Trollops's Recipe For Hoysl w,,,ioo.

Mr.. Trollope wrote immensely aud
never waited for inspiration. He said
the best recipe he knew for novel writ.
Ing was a patch Of cobblers wax On
his chair and to take great care he sat
on it--"LSayes From Life"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

Decision OF character " ons bright
golden apple which every young per.
son should strive In the bsginlla0 70
pluck from the tres Of life.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

courtesy Is an asset. churlishness I.
liability Chicago Record. Herald.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

I o. not ,aUu uH. ..Hsra fHa lsus
OF ~. rfyRf H"f . miss
~ can only s.HI hep tHEs
Ana at 'Us t.rr 60 .ra
4.Fsos tttfary
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
Imaninarv Necessities.

Were It not for the thousands OF
people who are slaves to imaginary
necessities we might have avoided the
panic Of last October" says writer
In Appleton's. 1T was these people
indirectly who brought 1t on. 1t was
these people who suffered most when
It came. The laws Of nature are iron
in their retribution. The man who Is
earning $50 a week and spending SIS
does not fear panics. Neither does
the man who is earning $4,000 a
year and spending $4,000. Sailors
who do not know how to reef their
sails would be at the mercy Of squalls
People who do not know how to cut
down their expenses are at the mercy
of panics. A certain rich New Yorker
who retired from the stock exchange
recently, started business 40 year,
ago with three friends. When timei
were prosperous he could not afford II
| live as well as they did. When time
were hard they had to borrow none!
of him in order to live at all"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
LOCAL NEWS

A ]. Incl was here from Spearvllle
Monday.
e. Madison. Of Ford, visited friends
here Monday.
E. J. Dumond, from Spearville, was
here Monday.
Miss Mary Darling left for Kinsley
Wednesday.
r. B. Hagerman, Of Ford, was In
Dodge City on business the first OF the
week.
Thos. Cavanaugh, Of Spearville, was
here Tuesday looking for Dodge CITY
home.
In an interview at Kansas City this
week Thomas A. Edison, the great In
yentor, made the statement that within
few more years ell Of the principal rail.
road lines would be run by electricity
The fellows who believe that the CanoI
City.D Dodge City road will be built ant
further that 1t will continue into grea
systes. east and south, may not be mis-
taken. 1t is the one big project on jus
At this time for an electric systemic
| great proportions. 4--
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24

there would be absolutely inc oppo-
sition 10 the selection Of Judge Mad
ison. For that reason ordinary
common sense and the natural de-
sire to be we'll represented insure .
big vote for Madison and every vote
he gets will not only make his ma
iority moro complimentary but will
actually help him at Washington
where such things are known and
are impressive.
It is very seldom that new mem
Der makes the record Judge Madison
did in his first term. He had some
good fortune and a lot Of good sense.
He gave close attention to his work
and easily made friends with tho
leaders. When the psychological
moment happened along Madison
was there with strong speech that
brought him respect and applause
and praise and made him one OF the
new members that made good. On
the second term these things come
easier. The people Of the Seventh
district know Madison is big enough
| for the work and they are sure he
will be prominent figure in the de-
bates on the floor Of the House as
well as the laborious but important
work in committees and before the
departments. Madison thoroughly
understands the interests OF his con-
stituents and his greatest pride is to
represent them with an ability thai
will gain recognition for his district
He will receive every Republican
|
vote and the voters who are not he
publicans will give him enough from
their ranks to show that they ap
preciate good service and are willing
to give a coming congressman like
Madison a helping boost. That Ii
the way to treat congressman wh'
does things for his constituents ant
wins respect and honor for them il
Washington. That is the reward
honestly due him and the cordia
personality Of Judge Madison make
it easy for the people to do the RICH
thing by him and by themselves. =
Hutchinson News.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
An Island of Massacres.

Hayti, the West Indian island, to
which public attention has just recent
ly been directed, has been the scene
of more massacres than any other
place on earth.
They began with the coming OF Co
lumbus and the rabble rout that fol-
lowed him. In few years its 3,OOO,'
900 of gentle, brown-skinned inhaDi'
tants had persisted utterly, exter'
minated by fire and sword and by
forced labor in the mines.
Next the buccaneers seized the I'M
happy island and wreaked vengeance
on the Spaniards. Presently came the
French, and for brief space there
was some semblance Of peace. But In
1893 the negroes revolted and muir
dered practically all the whites.
On account Of these atrocities
frightful reprisals took place when
France, in due course, reconquered thu
island. But the negroes bided theil
time, and presently rose again under
ruffian named Dessallmes. This TIM
they did the thing thoroughly. No
only were all the Europeans put u
death, but all having any admixtur
Of white blood in their veins suffere
a like fate. In all 1t Is computed tina
100000 men, women and childrel
have met with violent deaths on TIL
island Of massacres since the inrtudin
white man first set foot on its palm
fringed strand.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24

A preacher out in Marion county
says that no Christian can support
Taft for President. Gov. Hughes Oh
New York is leader in the Baptist
church and is referred to satirically
by New York politicians as "Charles
The Baptist" but he not only supports
Taft but says he is the best man In
the country for President and urges
all Christians who think we'll OF Tatfs
ability to vote for him. President
Roosevelt is a militant Christian Of
the Dutch Reformed church and lays
down on other Christians to vote ior
Taft. Benjamin Harrison was o
member Of the General Assembly Of
the Presbyterian church and made
Taft a federal Judge for life. William
Mckinley was an orthodox Methods
and called Taft from the bench tt
high pubic service in the Philippine
and so on.-ToPEKA CAPITAL.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
TLUE STORY WITH A MORAL.
They Are Not Scarce, But This ohe
Is Well Worth Learning.

There are thousands and thousands
of drummers in the country" said the
man from Boston, "and while only TWO
Of them are known to be prevaricators'
their conduct is a smirch on the whole
body of men. / am going to relate q
curious circumstance, and while
know that shall not be believed yet
feel 1t my duty to give the story to my
fellow men on account of the moral
connected with 1t.
Everybody put on a grave face ana
prepared to listen, and after clearing
his throat the Bostonian continued:
Five years ago / was eating dinner
at Chicago restaurant. Just as rose
up put $40 gold piece in my mouth
to hand to the waiter. At that minute
drummer for a New York leather
house came up and slapped me on the
back and swallowed the gold. con-
suited a physician and he said nothing
could be done. In fact, he advised me
not to do anything, as It would turn
me into a sort Of gold-cure In case |
ever took to drink"
There were winks and mods and
knowing looks, but the relator had
truth on his side and there wasn't a
tremor in his voice as he went on:
Last week I was in New York. l
entered a restaurant for a good meal,
but before sitting down ! felt for my
Doodle. 1t was missing. l had been
robbed on a subway train. Gentlemen
was hungry, homeless and penniless
Just as the situation dawned on me
and my blood began to run cold, thai
same leather house man, now connect
ed with hymnbook establishment
come up and slapped me on the bacf
as before. That $40 gold piece flew
from my mouth and struck the wal
and | was saved. That's all"
But the moral to it," was asked.
Eyes, 1t is the moral. Gentlemen
the moral is, never despair. No mai
: ter how dark the situation or Wit
what troubles you are surrounded, yo
, cannot tell at what moment you ma
cough up $40 and walk in sunshin
again. Try 1t and take no other"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24

The nickelodeon had an especial at
traction Monday night, the MIN USED
picturing the story Of Damon and Pyth-
las. whose names have been handed
down through the ages as synonymes Tor
faithful friendship. The scence showed
Damon pledging his life for the return OF
Pythias, the condemned, the return OF
the former on schedule time. and the
melting Of the thick skinned old rascal
Dionysiua, who under the effects OF sucn
notable exhibition Of brotherly affec-
ton, swelled up and pardoned Pythias
Internationally and formally made APP
plication to be taken into their conn-
| dence and good fellowship. The people
who posed for this film wore their
Grecian toggery with oil Of the eclat ex-
hibltsd by Kinsley High school gradl.
ates In class plays. 1t was . familiar
story we'll told, and one that can not De
| told too often, because good many get
in the way Of doubling that such Q
thing as friendship, faithful unto death,
ever existed. And just now while .
National campaign 10 on II is particularly
easy to get hold Of such doubts. The
! NIckleodeon Will give free matinee for
, school children on next Saturday after
moon.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
REGARDING CONGRESSMAN

The voters Of the Seventh Con-
gressional district have one duty to
perform which will not be distaste-
FIJI to any Of them. Even the Dem
ocrats Of the district will be person
ally glad Of the reelection OF Judge
Madison to congress, and many will
give him personal support. The
value Of experience is well known and
when we get an able and honest con-
yressman it pays his constituents tc
keep him on the job. We have lO'
Of work for our congressman to dt
chat 10 entirely non-partisan. Thu
faithfulness Judge Madison haI
shown in his frat term is well recog
nized. He has looked after the bust
ness interests Of his constituents re
-rardless Of their party. He has Ia
bored for public buildings pensions
and every mater in which they wer
interested and he has made O success
81 the work. II the people Of th
Seventh district were picking out
man to 90 anywhere to represen
their interests and to get results an
shsrs vas no politics in the dee
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
The Pius of Brittany.

Brittany is all right" the Travelled
man said, cautiously, but beware OF
the pigs there"
He had still an hour before the
steamer started, and he resumed:
1.-THE Breton pig is not fat and mao
lent like ours. He Is as lean and merry
as a wolf, and twice a woolfs SIZE
All over Brittany you see him, swag'
pering up and down the white roads,
in search of roots, berries. fSogs, any,
thing-for he must forage for himself
his master never feeds him. steI
out Of his way, or he will snarl anc
leap at you.
"The Bretons are great drunkards
Sometimes they fall asleep beside tn'
road. They awake with a sharp pail
in the arm or leg. the pain Of a hun
cry hogs teeth.
"And l could tell you gruesom
story Of the babyhood OF handles
Breton beggar whose parents once lei
him alone in bis cradle with the nous
door open-but 1t is too horrible"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
MsunesIa Preserves Teeth.

One who has tried the experiment
says that II the teeth are thoroughly
brushed at night the last thing before
retiring and piece Of magnesia the
size Of a filbert taken into the mouth
and chewed SO as to bring 1t In contact
with all Of the teeth at all points II
win prove Of great advantage.
The magnesia not only corrects the
acidity Of the mouth, but forms BY
some chemical action not fully under
stood a coating over the enamel, which
remains over night and protects the
teeth from any injury from the ston'
ach acids. It also assists in prevent
ing the recession Of the gums. which
Is such an unpleasant trouble.
Brushing the teeth with a six par
solution Of dioxide Of hydrogen IL ex
tremely advantageous. A few drop
Of myrrh used daily to brush the teeti
is an old and fayorits corrective Of bat
breath and decay.--Health.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
A Good Dodge.

Senator Elkins was congratulated
at dinner on his fine new yacht, the
Marietta.
From yachts to yachting clothes the
transition was easy, and Senator Ell
kins told story.
IAN old fellow" he said, sat In a
seaside cafe. He had finished lunch
con; he was now drinking champagne.
"The sun shone on the white sand,
the sea sparkled, and every little while
the old fellow ordered another cold
half-bottle.
with the third order he said I'M
easily to the waiter:
"'Waiter, is my nose getting redI
ayes, SIR tho waiter answered. II
Il. sir. I'm sorTy TO say, SIR
"That won't d. said the old feI
low. THAT WON'T do at all. Waiter
send out and get me yachting cap.''
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
KeepInu Account.

Congressman Champ Clark has a
story Of Kansas City lawyer, lately
deceased, which illustrates the diff.
oulties of achieving saving sense OF
economy.
It had occurred to the lawyer short
" before his death to buy a memo
randum book wherein he would 1ot
down the items Of his daily expendi-
ture. thus enabling him to compare
notes from day to day, and SO learn
10 regulate his disbursements.
The book was bought, and after the
lawyers death, his executors, going
over his effects, came across it. One
of them, interested to ascertain how
far his friend had been successful In
regulating his expenses, opened the
book, only to find themselves the sole
item:
ITO one memorandum book, rs
cents. ILLUSTRATED Sunday Magazine
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
kindnsss and CheerfuIness.

/ Kindness is contagious. The spirit
of harmony trickles down by thou
sand secret channels into the Utmost
recesses Of the household life. 1t is
hard to be angry in the presence Of
amperturbable good nature. 1t is well.
nigh impossible to be morose in the
face of cheerful and generous help
fulness.-Henry Van Dyke.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
COUNTY and CITY PAPER
THURSDAY, SEPT. "a. 1908
REPUBLICAN, TICKET

National
For President
WILLIAM II. TAFT
Ohio
For Vice. President
JAMES S. SHERMAN
New York
State
For United States Senator
j. L. BRISTOW
Saline County
For Governor
W. X. STUDIES
Douglas County
For Lieutenant. Governor
W. ]. FITZGERALD
Ford County
For Secretary Of State
c. L. DENTON
Harper County
Fol Auditor of State
J. NJ. NATION
Neosho County
For supt. Public Instruction
L. T. FAIRCHlLD
Ellsworth County
For Attorney General
F. S. JACKSON
Greenwood County
For Treasurer of State
MARK TULLEl
Montgomery County
For supt. of Insurance
CHARLES W. BARNES
Usage County
For State Printer
7. 4. MNEAL
shawnee County
For Railroad Commissioners
G. A. RYKER
Reno County
GEORGE ". KANAVEL
Harvey County
FRANK j. RYAN
Leavenworth County
For Justices of Supreme Court
A. W. BENSON
Franklin County
HENRY p. MASON
Finney County
CLARK A. SMITH
Mitchell County
District
For Congressman 18th District
e. H. MADISON
Ford County
Tor State Senator 37th District
FRANCIS G. PRICE
County Ticket
Representative 10lst DISTRICT
L. A. MADISON
County Clerk
SAM II. C0NNAWAY
County Treasurer
SIDNEY P. REYNOLDS
Register Of Deeds
C. A. GUTHRIE
County Attorney
CARL VAN RIPPER
Probate Judge
w. II. PRESTON
Sheriff
G, NJ. BEESON
Coroner
DIR. H. WHITW0RTH
County Superintendent
RICHARD B0DYFIELD
County Surveyor
BYRON L. GLENN
Clerk of the District Court
II. d. CHAMBLIsS
Commissioner I'd District
W. J. DAVIES
Commissioner Sd District
MO MAYRATH
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
Looking Both Ways.

Mrs. Gudshart-Mrs. Fair has such
Q sunny disposition.
Mrs. GossiD-And such . shady
character.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-09-24
For Sale

For Sale
Ny residence on 1st avenue. Call for
price and terms.
Il q. D. POND,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-16
GALESBURG VERY
MUCH IN EARNEST
Road to Aledo-Surveying for
Rock Island Southern.

Galesburg business men at a mass
meeting Monday night subscribed be-
tween 100000 and $4,000 for the new
interurban to Aledo which they are
backing. Many who pledged sums
stated that they were willing to dou-
BILE the amount if necessary Much en-
thusiasm over the project seems to be
felt at the Burg.
A party of engineers is already at
work on the Rock Island Southern sur
yey out of Presumption. 1t is stated
that work will begin just as soon as
they have solved the question of cross
ing Edwards river. Consulting Engin-
eer B. l.. Brown of st. Louis will be on
hand before the end of the week and
Engineer Polloc will come on from
Denver to have actual charge of the
work.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-16
OES MONIES ABOLISHES RED LIGHT
DISTRICT AS RESULT OF CRUSADE

their intentions of reforming, one has
been found respectable employment by
the Humane society. The others are.
being cared for at a refuge home open
ed by the Volunteers of America for
that purpose. A committee from the
w. C. T. u. the Humane society and
police department is endeavoring to
rent suitable house and place them
there until work can be found for them,
The reformation of the city is the
result of a newspaper crusade against
an alleged social evil trust" in which
it. was charged that practically white
slavery existed in the red light dis
trict, and that the unfortunate women
were at the mercy of blackmailers and
extortionists. who kept them in the
evil life, even driving back to it the
few who made an attempt to reform
Councilman Hamery. superintendent
of the department of public safety, a
week ago issued the order giving all