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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
A Raxorlsss Race.

The only known race Of hairy human
beings reside on the island Of YeZzo,
adjoining Japan. They are about
100000 In number and are known to
the Japanese as the "Mosinos" or 'all
S>lry people" They have the entire
body covered with a profuse and re-
markable growth OF hair, the only ex-
ception being that the faces of the
women are bare, but usually stained
with kind Of juice so as to resemble
the boards of the males
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
Obstinate.

"Why don't you quit smoking. old
chap? You know 1t hurts you"
Certainly. But every time ! make
up my mind To do 1t somebody comes
around and tells me ! ought tor
Puck.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
A Mean Question.

Charles--I heard the other day that
Gerald is going to get married.
Edward - Well. why shouldn't hey
He's comfortably well Off
That's just the whole point. Why
doesn't he remain soY'
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Scientific Loafna.

"Chess checkers and whist are mar.
velous inventions" says the philoso-
pher of folly. "They enable man to
waste his time aud still have the feel
ing that he is accomplishing some
thing intellectual Cleveland Leader
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LII Bred.

Mamma, the scenery abroad must
be very III bred"
Scenery i'll bred. my child What do
you mean?"
This book on Alpine climbing says,
"A terrible abyss yawned before
them -Io,idon TIT Bits
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Art Master (polnting to a lean horse)
What do you call that? Cabby-An
'orse. sir. Art Master--A horse! Rub
1t out. and do II again.--London An
swers.
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A Corner In
Valentines.
BY CLARlsSA MACKIE.
Copyrighted. 1905, by p. c. Eas,ment

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
I'D like my New York paper" said
Mr. Timothy Scott for the fourth time
that morning.
Just a moIaent, Mr. Scott" said the
busy clerk alphabetically. you see we
are very busy today" he continued,
hastily making change for small girl
who had purchased valentine. TO
morrow's Valentine day. you know
II ought to know" growled Mr. Scott
irascibly you have informed me of
that fact four distinct times this morn
ing. Do you mean to say that all these
people are buying idlotic pictures te
send to their friends?"
"They are buying valentines--yes,
SIR" returned the clerk, with an appre
henslve glance toward the several Gus.
toners. Your paper will be ready in
moment. sir. The package has not
been opened yet
$50 busy selling valentines, of course.
You needn't repeat the explanation"
snapped Mr.. Scott. turning toward the
dOOI. duSluS III tut tHtIdntc, uc ioVh
ed back. The little statloners was the
only shop of its kind In the village.
Here alone bloomed the flower garden
of valentines. Here alone was the
source of his annoyance. A dlabollcal
plan entered Mr.. Timothy SCOTS clev
err head. A voice interrupted his mus.
fngs.
Here Is your paper at last. Mr..
Scott" said the clerk affably. The old
gentleman looked about the store rs he
pocketed the paper. The other custom.
ers had departed; he was the only one
there.
"Show me all the valentines you have
In stock" he ordered sharply.
"Yes-yes. SIR" gasped the perturbed
clerk as he Owed beneath the counter.
Presently he emerged, dusty and
GREATNESS, bearing several large green
pasteboard boxes.
"These In the store" he said, indieat.
Ing the interior of the small room. "and
these In the boxes are all we have"
Mr. Scott looked around ut the rows
of valentines There were picture
and satin beauties and an assortment
OF the coarse comic" valentines, All
of them expressed varied degrees OF
sentiment, and they were all resplen,
dent in cupids, INTERVIEWED hearts.
flowers and tender verses.
II will take them ALL" said Mr.. Tim
othy Scott, reaching for his pocket
book
The agitatcd shopman stared vacu-
ously until he caught the fierce CLEAN
In the customers eye; then, with trem
bling fingers, he collected the valen
tines and placed them In boxes. In
ten minutes the store was denuded OF
its festive array. and Mr.. Timothy
Scott was the proud possessor of six
huge boxes of valentines.
Gan you obtain any more for meT
he asked sharply.
NO, sir" said the clerk. There
isn't another one In the village. and
couldn't get any one to drive twenty
miles TO Mlllertown after some"
VERY good" said Mr.. Timothy Scott
as he paid his bill. II will send my
man after the boxes" he said as he lef
the store and entered the storm OF fly
ing fakes. There promised to be n
heavy snowfall. and Mr.. Scott tramped
cheerfully toward his handsome home
very well satisfied with the result OF
his mornings work.
Late that afternoon old Benjamin
staggered into the house under the
load of boxes from the stationer's, and
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
Makinu Faces.

Eaucee-I saw man In window
making faces today Symple-What
was he doing that for? Saueee-For
couple of clocks. He IL II jeweler,-
London Fun.
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what happened when you passed
law against gambling in your state?"
"rhc bookmakers got right to work
making bets on whether 1t would be
enforced or not. Washington Star
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

II man would learn to pray. let
him 60 to ses.--French Proverb.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
a Variation In Snort.

We never find that the same soil pro
duces delicacies and heroes -Hesiod.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Do not neglect to keep yonr boots
polished You can always shine at one
end n Won connot Mt the other
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Mr.. HUFFMAN:-Well it was
pretty late the other night when
we got home with the engine
and Mother was somewhat pro.
voked as she did not want me to
get one. We did not always
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Ask for the Best Bread--MAc.
KAy's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Here Ii Relief for Women.
II you have pains in the back. Urinary
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want Ger.
tain, pleasant herb cure for woman's ills, try
Mother Gray's Australian Leaf. 1t 10 q safe
and never failing regulator. At Druggists or
by mail so cts. Sample package FREE. Ad-
dress, The Mother Gray Co.. LeRoy, N. Y.
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Letter From
Sammy Brown

PIN OAK VALLEY, r. F. D. No. /, r-2e-'oS.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-12-15
Real Estate
Transfers

Mrs. Maud Meyers to A. T. Ander-
son, 9-s-oS, $500, lots . and 9, block
6. Tuule.
r. N. Evans and wife to X. Molt,
l2-9-Os, $4,000. lots 6. 6 and z, block
-, Sparks addition, chiclzasha.
e. J. Kelly TO Albert +. Klby.
l2-11-OS. $3.50, lots 10, 20 and q. block
2s; lot l2 block %, Alex.
e. J. Kelly 10 George 0. walthall,
l2-l2.os, sl25, lots %, 2G and %, block
p. Alex.
J. R. Tuggle and wife ct al. to j. l..
jackson, l2-l2.os, $3.50. lots /, ?. 10 and
10, block L Tuggles addition. Yer
den.
j. X. Tuggle and wife to ]. L. Jack
son, l2-l2-Os, $3.50, lots 1 and 2. block
s. Tuggle's addition, verden.
Emery o. Mcclure and wife, Carrle.
10 Lawrence Mills. l2-l1-Os, s. 800, NJ
sw; M sw sw, 1896.
Mary f. Harris and husband, Chas.
F. TO Mary A. Summer. l2-4-Os, $3.50,
sw NE NE; Ek NV NE. 2S.3-7.
Carrie swinney and husband to p.
A. Pearce. 1l-2l-OS, ,2.6OO. E1s sW;
VIZ Sc and Sc Sc. 29.4.5, TOO acres.
Floyd NJ. Russell to John Hankins,
iO-si-os. $1,000, lot 9, block 2e5. Chick.
ashs.
II. B. Linton and wife to Ellis L.
Daniel, l2-i2-Os. $3.50, lot 4, block
"a. Chickasha.
Bert Owen and wife 10 J. o. owen.
ll-14-OS, $1,000. part OF lot 6. Name
OF town and number Of block not given.
William Franklin and wife to T. E.
Powers, l2.i4-Os. $3.50. NE sw: E1k
NV sw; sW NV sw: NJ s1k sw:
So sw sw; sh Sc sw 20. E1k Sc
Sc; Sc NE Sc. 1855.
John Hankins and wife to !. y. Duff
12.1-Os, $1,000, lot 9. block 265. Chick.
asha.
Florence Smith to F. Riddle.
11-2i-OS, ss,5OO. Sc and lots 9 and T.
1868.
Fila W. Smith to F. E. Riddle
li-2i-os. $3.50. NEA and lots and 2.
1868.
James Swami and wife 10 J. A. Grif.
fin. l2-itoS. $3.50 lots 3 and c, block
le5. Chickasha.
A. J. Palmer and wife to H. B. John.
son, 11-11-Os. s1.s2O. VIZ NV: NE
NV M sE wv; sw Sc NV; NV
sW NE, 22.7-5.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-12-15

Well, I've hired out to help run n.
w. Mecann's grocery. I start in as
Office Boy have to help unpaok the
new goods, keep the shelves and boxes
filled up, sweep out, clean the win.
dows, run errands, deliver packages in
the nelehborhood and write the ads.
guess I'lI earn my five all right, all
right.
Honest, ! think I'm going to like my
job. like the looks Of the people
around the store; the boss looks good
to me and I've been out Of a job so
long I'm actually itching for a spell
Of work. The busy season is on US,
and : see by the way the clerks are
jumping around that ! WON'T have any
excuse for growing eorns. only forty
minutes for lunch. But, they're calling
me already.
MeckNN's GROCERY
523 chiekssha Ave.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-12-15
For Sale At a Bargain

- A9A0 80 OAA ANNN
! Reed a. Sons Piano.
1 Gerhard Piano.
2 Singer Pianos.
2 Chickering Pianos.
2 Secondhand Organs.
SO and 75c sheet music at 5 cents
per copy. l viii close this stock out
at a bargain as I VIII have to 90 to
Texas after Christmas and I want to
remain there for one month. You can
get a bargain if you get in in time
to get one Of these pianos or organs.
See me at once.
G. Wilton. Sis chickasha Ave.
At Norvells Studio.
12-12-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-12-15
NOTICE 70 TIE PUBLIC.

Having disposed of all my interests
in the firm Of Robinson & Laubach, |
am in nowise responsible for the in
debtedness of said firm after Dec. 2.
1908.
12-12-3t S. P. Robinson.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-12-15

S. P. Robinson,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-12-15
HAD A CLOSE CALL.

Mrs. Ada L. Groom, the widely
known proprietor OF the Groom Hotel.
Vaughn. Miss, says: For several
months l have suffered with a severe
cough, and consumption seemed to
have its strip on me. when a friend
recommended DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry. began taking It. and three bot
ties effected a complete cure" The
fame Of this life saving cough and cold
remedy. and lung and throat healer
is world wide. Sold at all druggists.
SOC and 81. Trial bottle free. D&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-12-15
WOULD MORTGAGE THE FARM.

A farmer on Rural Route 2, Empire,
Ca, w. A. Floyd by name, says:
"Bucklen's Arnica salve cured the two
worst sores ever saw; one on my
hand and one on my leg It is worth
more than its weight in gold. ! would
not be without It II had to mortgage
the farm to get IT," Only 25c at all
drug stores. D&W
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-12-15
CHRISTMAS TREES
REMEMBER THE DAY,
DECEMBER 1e.

Don't forget your ticket If you want
to win the Charter Oak range to be
given away you must be there with
your ticket on the above date. Tay-
lor & Vance, 42l Chickasha avenue.
12-12-6t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-12-15

II there s anything you want
you want to get a want getter in
the want column Of The Daily
Express. E9
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-12-15
A CHRISTMAS GIFT.

For some one, Just like finding it. 100
foot lot, east front, West Hill. Beau
tifully located, Easy terms. Cheap.
12-12-3t s. w Bird & Co
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07
A SWEEPING REPUBLICAN VICTORY.

self of the American which has
exempfe
peace achieved William Howard
gave ability
They recognized him worthy
believed that he would the
White they him popular
ealmostas the president
will his office with republican
the
moments doubt
administrative abilities the highest ordcr
greatest of No living knows
1t might be said that a
which elected
groundwork his solicitor general
then of the Philippines and
craftsmanship
Philippine islands, the work the
policies administration
an open o him
of recognized
the affairs of the nation and they
expected He did
republican
the election of Mr. Taft The
business the confidence
word
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07
APPLE CROP IS
2s PER CENT SHORT

PUEBLO, Nov. 4.-The apples are
about all picked and we understand
the weather was not sufficiently cold
on the western slope in the apple dis
trict to hurt what have not been pick
ed. We have large celery crop at
Pueblo-the finest celery grown in the
United States We have about 25 cars
to dispose of yet, and are using our
best efforts to place this crop for the
growers in the best localities, and with
the best people. We shall be glad to
have inquiries from anyone who is in
the market for celery.
Colorado apple crop turned out much
shorter than the growers expected,
that is, they only packed about 20
per cent of extra, 35 per cent fancy,
balance choice. The apples are run
ming much smaller this year than
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07
THE GOOD BUSINESS OUTLOOK.

may
inevitably would felt Mr.
peru character resulting agnao
would involve widespread injury
fortunately The
Judge Taft
will
wiln be
0 and policy will not be shaken
70 along
of last fall There doubt that
swib be
the tariff evident that the
with weeconed republican
condition The gathered
with resumption the rail
roads, complaint by
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07
FROM A DEMOCRATIC STANDPOINT.

The for Ia triumphant election?
easy
The spell of Rooseveltim
conditions and
administration might bring about
it, the republican sde;
speculative with 1t aaso ou "he
the immense vote
IN tine ELECTORAL coee
What of he
labor vote Tor
of consequence came out for la
of the
unornze that element far outnubers orgahizea
possessed of the same
brothers. it must have been largely
employers.
Times that the proclaimed concerted
leadership Mr. Gompers for MI Bryan
backed by his
alarmed what called
the conservative and employers
bid
class present peaceful relations between them
and their workmen with strikes mpahzing President the
The personality of Taft victory. He
Philippines in Cuta with the Panama
himself capable oma
ability that responded to every
The American public qte
would make president who in every per-
sonal Ii
feel the country has
will because the majority
in majority the people themselves VINO
the bod no evil to the republic
country spell of the campaign and turn to
business.
president and the peop" will give him
rloyalu uppor.-Denver Times
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07
RUSHING" PARLIAMENT.

determined a body parliament
of martial The
masculine chivaly
privileges
political
Antony Amazonian strength
sufragetes they recognize
of
to handicap
1.-THE Yorkw
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07
NATION HAS PASSED VERDICT.

of is
of
will control the
Roosevelt
picked
that he had
campaign Mesa has been
conducted on
little mud has been
irresponsibe both of the parties have
dissension the ranks of the
political but these methods almost always reacted
promulgated
little
lively forced the Bank Guaranty
sadine
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

usual Prices have already advanced
25 to 80 cents per box. Tho recent
storm, no doubt, has been more or les"
damaging to potatoes that have not
been dug. However, IS per cent OF the
crop have been dug and stored.
The cabboge market at present, is
very much excited in this locality.
There will be about 20 cars to market
from here. Fifty per cent of the
amount will be consumed in our own
market, selling at present at $l.25 bulk
f. o. b. cars.
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07


better which
in
There abundant opportunity along the line of
to
things which betering conditions
contiguous
thought and awhile
politics secondary
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

personality OF the two ead5g
Taft said in Denver
allow republican
whepner
The looking magnificent record of the republican party
hands the Propan
OF
'S4uae DeaAj na es
big corporations like the anaa
compelled to bow thef
greater navy anu
agency 'ne "a
Junction
News
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07
WOOL REACHED HIGHEST PRICE

WOOL REACHED HIGHEST PRICE
BOSTON, Nov. 4.-The wool market
is active and strong. Sales have reach
ed the highest point of the year and
the volume of trade well distributed
Prices are moving upward. Sixty
cents is asked for fine territory staple
on a secured basis.
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

Colorado encouraging repubh
be that
clearance ticket to
ndbag beneath
such would at
epou8
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
u nonh. 100
spends $1,000 position
salary for the term s,2eo; is the honor worth s574o'
other
lines besides politics. o thankful
MANwho bill. before gets
until
i. plenty people who
do not hesitate volunteer the nfoon to just how and why ali
of food
thought a thinking to
Of ON things
'sHA1L PEOPLE the query pre-
pounded during
Ia ths affirmative last Tuesday
yet n
the day after Bsyan
election. 'Faid you'll mighty shaggy Henry.
THE PErT1ooAT campaign work all right in cases at
people old fashioned
believe that the isn't worth the candle
dspensary operated yesterday
have the separated from
money little had
plain fully
quite enough
pssee senaship Jesse Mcdonald is
well
THE FIRST American company of arships
eopoed the thing down
Of Evening Register
Register
THE MAN mndedly Saturday
aisht church he
regrets Eagle county,
especially Eagle really
republican county ticket The democrats
they did win There something wrong some
AS TO COLORADO complexion coming Legislature
democratic Well if the
Colorado send democrat to congress which
tngy republican such act they
They supreme
WHILE THE RESULT encouraging pub
for rejoicing the fact THAT that
William H. Taft has been given clearance ticket to
.he White house windbag
that that man would say
enough"
AS THIS IS the month for special thanksgiving all
president candidate candidate
.. ; h s nr president and NV president. YOUR governor and
rule
IT NOW LOOKS though by
the republican H. adley
~ The editor of this paper Hadey schooboy
ayma.es manly qualities which Bert
boyhod followed him through life until has
Of rckoned with in the political arena
THE TREMENDOUS victory in casts
people of that they well of great deal
capital has been made by democratic politicians and newspapers
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

AS THIS should all feel
in
candidate candidate
after president president and
rule
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

PETTICOAT all right
who old fashioned
o believe that the isn't worth the candle
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

HOLMES invested haircut You
to
mighty shaggy, Henry.
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

Missouri redeemed herself by
republican A. H. Haey as
schooboy classmates
and together qualities which characterized Bert
followed through life until
to ,erckoned wit in political
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

WELL THE GREAT battle work along ohe,
politics. and W o
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

BOOZE River front yesterday seemed u
little
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

PEOPLE RULE?' vas shibboletic
pounded question
"a
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

COLORADO the complexion of the coming Legislature is
that democratic Well if the
they
havea a right to do
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

IF MANwho his bills before election rebate of so
will be waits until election
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

CAREFUL Garfield will furnish food
thought thinking
Of some
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

Taft the shows that the
they well of great deal
politicians
manufacturing
of probably
that
.p along commercial lines in the event of
nd chierica OF the
Mr. Democrat are
,eali.e Office the OF democratic
,uee,ss the OF heart that h
in big
-, epugh comprehend the
Of tho country glad?
AND NOW THAT time forget
oe vh fei devote attention to
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

. plenty people who
happe
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

that fully that
pee prosperity generalshp of Jesse Mcdonald
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

IF MAN $1,000 position in which the lawful
salary for termA is 1890; the $5,74or
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

regrets republican defeat Eagle county
Eagle really
something
vher
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

who abse mimi Saurda
attend church when
realizing monngracuse Post
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-07

Amerc aishps
looks like bringing the thing down
Of Evening Register
Register.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-11-13

WANTED statesmen Many make 500 to
$50 per month. Some even more. Stock clean
grown on reservation. far from old orchard .
Cash advanced weekly Choice OF territory
Address Washington Nursery Company Top
peniSh. washington. tait
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-11-13
MANNERS Bros,

Dealers in Produce and Poultry High
est market price paid for hides and
pelts Pine street
ONE BLOCK NORTH OF NEW l.. O.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24
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