The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-03

One man and PIP girls make up the I graduating class of California normal school. Just fancy his popularity, fei- lows.
 1 Commander Peary expects to sail for the North Pole on July l. Lucky man Mrs. Longworth jumped over tour 5ood leace as,S ns 9tS5 day tS meet for you? If she did we'll bet she'd have an ak to grind. A Los Angeles man has been proven | to have three wives. Having kept the | secret some time each one being un- | aware of the others. that man is gen I ius. An ohio baseball jream has girl l pitcher. We presume she loses much time in the box through fixing her hair.
 A walking delegate is like base ball umpire-he calls strikes. A Brooklyn boy studied so hard that l his mind gave way Parents should 1 not be alarmed, however, This Is prob ably one case in million A woman released from an. insane | asylum in Illinois. was married fifteen | certainly not effected complete cure. A Buffalo boy tried to poison himself whom his mother told him he must go | to work. A Pennsylvania parson offered to per form the marriage ceremony free Tor | all the girls who would give S5 to the church, and he received $150 in less than week. the age of 53 with $25.000. Now you | can see how many tips waiter re- | ceives-
 It costs s2.O0o to fire one of the biz new naval guns. To fire one of 'em many times and miss the target wouldn't ,rs make sLss you feel cheapmit would The country will now try to worry along some way without the smiling ord. but life will hardly seem tho same
 The b,athins- Is little thing, this season of the gear. Scientists say that the spider eats twenty-seven times It's own weight each day. A girl just returned from coll Dlker.
 |. A bunch of single women of the age of anywhere from s5 to. 50 will call each other girls" about forty times ip the course of an hour.
 Women are never so small and deli- cate that they can't carry gossip.
 When we see the kind of looking fellows that call on some girls, the girls ought to be. arrested for maintain- Ing nuisance"
 A woman would die before she would acknowledge to you that she didn't un- derstand classical music"
 How frequently we see people with have in their pocketsi
 Is 1t as hot in the country, as it is in the summer? To the first reader sending in the correct answer we will give a piece of advice
 It has been suggested that President Roosevelt have all the battleships he wants built during a vacation of Con gress and then have the cost put in a deficiency bill.
 And just to think. the Fourth of July but but some of the little nDgers that now are stealing the Jam will then be miss
 Member when you used to live in country town and would spoil a new silk handkerchief, knocking the dust of your new brogans before entering HER parlor7
 To our jealous contemporaries we would rise to state that Montgomery's famous Blue Eyed Blondes and Red Headed Strawberries are still in our midst.
 Day Dreams. Where the creek flows so lazily down
 to the mill,
 Where the cool shady trees bend above
 would like to go back
 Lond the old beaten track And follow the haunts that love. Where the trout leap and slash and
 the sly turtle glides, From the rock where he basks in the
 sun.
 With line and a hook
 In a sequestered nook I would loll while the long hours run Where some cool sparkling springs
 dripping over the rocks Where an old gourd hangs handily
 near
 would journey today
 But 1 cant get away So I'll go buy a cold glass of beert