The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-04-09
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his Bsn door nesghbor. though he's o.
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geia the chance I'm bis peigbbor
say. Hugo. don't yoa gei punished
81 aolae when you're nhaghiy' Nope
Papa and mama are both lawyers. and
they cant agree On ,he punishment
Actress soto voice 81. no one
maFi know % ihn! Actor lsuryeying
elm audience Ny dear. you may
speak out, there i 10 one 10 bear Us
Husband told your father that
coaldn I possibly support you Wife
And phsi DID be Ayi Husband he
pold no he had bad The same erper
.cuco.
TEL me- said The ambitious young
man, what DO you consider the best
foundation for success In business'
Rocks. promptly replied tbe wise old
merchant
Florence can't understand Why
Ethel married Mr. GunsoB. He is old
enough 10 be her father. Lawrence
Yes, but be is rich enough 10 be her
husband,
Baldwin The doctorssay there are
more than hfiy kiuds Of headache. Do
you believe iif RAmbo-I know il.
I've frequently bad all Of EN- IN one
morning.
Why Do humorists and comedians
always look 80 sadi asked she Well,
i you bad 10 stand ell The abuse that
their efforts stand, guess you'd be sad
looking, TOO, replied be.
Bliggins thinks be knows more
than anybody else onear,h You state
il mildly, answered Miss Cayenne
Since the assertion that Mars is inhAb-
lied be goes farther than that.
so your son.in-law has family
tree Yes, answered Mr. Cumrox, but
I'm kind o. suspicious that some of us
American citizens aren't going about
The work Of preserving the forests the
RICH, way.
Here's some fool writer talking
about the silent sounds Of nature. Now,
how can any sounds in nature be sill
emf | don't know about that. There's
the trees bark, you know.
Did you ever make amistake, doc.
tori Yes, once. was called in by
patient and diagnosed his ease as stom.
ach ache. ! only learned the following
day tina. be was rich enough TO have
appendicitis.
The magnifylng power Of the tele
scope does wonders, said the scientist.
Yes, answered the magazine publisher,
ba, us no, much compared to what the
magnifying power OF the imagination
can do.
non't you get tired OF being refer.
red 10 as the representative OF menda.
ciiy' Sure do, answered Ananias
I'd rather be something profitable, such
as malefaetor Of great wealth.
Yes, indeed, he's one Of the most
interesting characters in the smart set
How utterly ridiculousl Why, he has
practically no character at ALL Exact
ly. The more contemplate the charac.
Ter the more interesting il is in the
smart set.
Pretty dull aud monotonous GU,
this way, n'iiiiremarked the tourist
MOI always, replied the quiet native,
BY heck, this country'll be stirred up
purity constable in few weeks. You
don't sayi Riotsi No, spring piowm' ,
Your father is in politics, said the
stranger, Is be mott Yeh, replied the
boy, but nom thinks he's gcttin' cured
Of t. How do you meant Why, his
stammick has gone back on him, an he
cant drink like be uscter.
SO. said the banker severely. you
are boarding these new gold peeesl
No, said the common citizen, ! am not
exactly boarding them. Bat feel that /,
their artistic influence is 80 bad that il
~ my duty TO keep as many OF them a. !
possible oal u TIE hands Of the public =
-Jlnks-l never had much use for ,
feather beds. | don, consider them ,
healthy. Blinks Well. know a man
who says be would like TO see them all n
over the country. Jinks Indeed, Who
is bel Blinks- Why. an inventor Of
flying machine. :.
Miss Gocdley- Miss Hussle goes in "
ior everything, She's constantly do. /,
lug something. Miss Kpox-yes, but 4,
The one thing she is doing most steadily m
she won't admit. Miss Goodley A
What's lhs,Y Miss Knox Growing \
older.
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