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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
The Badge OF Honesty

Is on every wrapper of Doctor Pierce :
Golden Medical Discovery because a full
list of the ingredients composing it is
printed there in plain English. Forty
years Of experience has proven its superior
worth as blood purifier and invigorat-
ing tonic for the cure of stomach disorders
and all liver ills. 1t builds up the run
down system as no other tonic can in
which alcohol is used. The active medic
inal principles of native roots such as
Golden Seal and Queens root, Stone and
Mandrake root, Bloodroot and Black
Cherrybark are extracted and preserved
by the use of chemically pure, triple
refined glycerine. Send TO DIR. r. v. Pierre
at Buffalo, n. Y, for free booklet which
quotes extracts from well-recognized med
ical authoritieS such as Drs. BarthoIow,
King, Scudder, Coe. Ellingwood and .
host Of others, showing that these roots
can be d0Pended upon for their curative
action il all weak states Of the stomach,
accomp& pied by indigestion or dyspepsia
Ms well S iDAll bilious or liver complaints
and in 6Lfwasting diseases where there
Is osStnesh and gradual running down
Of tHFstrength and system.
The rGolden Medical Discovery makes
rich, pure blood and SO invigorateS and
fegulates The Stomach, liver aud bowels,
and. through them. The whole system.
Thus all skin affections. blotches, pimples
and eruptions as well as scrofulous swell
lings and old open running sores or ulcers
are cured and healed. In treating old
running sores, or ulcers, it is well to in
sure their healing TO apply to them DR..
Pierce's All-Healing Salve. II your drug
gist don't happen to have this Salve in
stock, send fifty-four cents in postage
stamps to DIR. R. v. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel
and Surgical Institute. Buffalo. N. ", and
= large box of the rAll- Healing Salve .
will reach you by return post
You can't afford to accept secret nos
trum as substitute for this non alcoholic,
medicine OF KNOWN COMPOSITION, not
even though the urgent dealer may
thereby make little bigger profit.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels
Susar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take
- candy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

1t has always been customary, in
this county, for the Sheriff to live IN
the Court House aud have charge and
supervision of the building and also
the care of the prisoners confined in
the Jail, Now that Republican has
been elected, the Board of Freeholders
has seen tit to change this order If
things, and former Sheriff Jacob Dilts
has been employed to perform the du-
ties which have always appertained to
the Sheriff. The majority of the voters
of the county elected Mr.. Green as
Sheriff with the expectation that he
would perform the same duties that
other Sheriils have done aud would, of
course, live in the Court House. Jacob
IL. Wilson announced in the news
papers, before election, that in ease of
his election, he would move to Elem
iugton and would occupy the Court
House; aud of course he would have
done SO. Now is there any right or
justice in shutting out Mr.. Green sim
ply because he is II Republican? As
Sheriff. he will be responsible for the
prisoners confined in the Jail, yet by
this action all supervision of them is
taken away from him aud given to
private individual. who would not be
answerable If the whole band of Jail.
birds escaped in single night There
can he no reason for this action except
that it is doue fer the purpose of tax.
ing away from Mr. Green whatever
profit there may be in boarding the
prisoners, which heretofore has always
gone to the Sheriff. 1t is very small
partisanship, and is resented by all,
Democrats aud Republicans alike, who
believe III square deal" for every
man. 1t is no doubt the work of the
bosses who now run the party, but the
Freeholders should not lend their as.
sistance to any such contemplate bust
ness. They have control of the matter
and should do what the people want
them to-give Mr.. Green all that right
fully belongs to his office and not lis
ten to the bosses who led the party to
defeat this fall. Hunterdon RepubE-
can.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS.

Chairman Mack of the Democratic
National Committee says the expenses
Of his committee will not exceed 5000,
600, and there is little reason to doubt
The accuracy of his statement, though
this by no means indicates the amount
spent III the Democratic campaign.
Mack has moi been able to make Il com
plete statement and will not do so for
some time.
Chairman Hitchcock of the Republic
can Committee has also been unable to
get his accounts together, but promises
to do so ut an early date. He did not
promise To give out the figures until
after election.
One thing is evident and that is that
been run with 81 little money. The
spellbindcrs, the musicians, the hall
owners and the fireworks dealers have
suffered, There never was any money
appropriated by Il National Committee
for the purchase of votes and the ridi-
eulous clamor made by Bryan and the
Bryanized press and speakers about
publishing the list Of contributors and
expenditures WIS for huncombe pure
and simple. The charge tlial millions
of Democrats could be bought nj dol
lar or two n head was Il gratuilous III
suit, Bryan might have been excused
if he had made il while nursing the
wounds OF defeat, but il was made be
fore election.
The clamor about contributions made
il necessary for MIR. Mack 10 make Il
statement before election that he had
TO admit WAS incomplete and nov no
one cares much about the campaign
contributions
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
Economy in 1903.

Pure Linseed Oil costs much less
sold from the barrel than it does put up
in Tin Cans as Mixed Paint---in the
first instance you pay 90 cents per gal
lon--in the second 500. Now mix
) gallons of pure linseed oil with 4 gal
Ions L. & NJ. Paint and you have,
ready tor use, ! gallons OF the best
paint made costing only $I.ao per gal
lon. Done in q minutes.
Est. A. II. Landis, Ringoes.
Z. Shepard, Sergeantsville.
L. x NJ. Paint Agents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
Had Seen Them All Before

Once while James Whitcomb Riley
was visiting a town where he was
booked to give II reading committee
called to take him in carriage over
the city. In acknowledging the COM
pliment he said:
IN 60 with you. gentlemen. provid-
ed you promise that you viii not show
me the new courthouse, the new town
hall, the new bridge, the new school
building and the new Jail. for I've seen
them all a hundred times in as many
towns, and they invariably wear me
out before the time arrives for the
curtain to rise on the evening enter
tainment"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
DR.. DAVID KENNEDYs
FAV0R|TE REMEDY

lake it morning, noon and night, and it
will cure you. I took the medicine as
directed, but had no confidence in cure,
as my case had been tried by so many
After using it week began to feel better,
and in short while after that was entirely
cured. That terrible distress, everything |
ate breaking up sour IN my throat. had all
gone and | have not had moments dis
comfort since. To-day there isn'ta healthier
man and my appetite is excellent
Write to Dr. David Kennedy's Sons, Reudout, "
T., for free sample bottle of Dr. David Kennedy 6
Favorite Remedy, the great Kidney Liver aud Flood
medicine and free medical booklet. Laree bottles
fi.00. All druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

All the good qualities of Elys Cream Balm
solid, are found in Liquid Cream Balm, which
is intended for use in atomizers That it lisa
wonderful remedy for Nasal Catarrh is proved
by an ever increasing mass of testimony. 1t
does not dry out nor rasp the tender air-pass-
ages allays Inflammation and goes straight to
the root of the disease. Obstinate old cases
have yielded in a few weeks All druggists,
zoe, including spraying tube, or mailed by
Ely Bros, SO Warren Street, New York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

"There was a blow. Somebody fell.
We got up. Turning upon our antag-
onist, we succeeded in winding his arm
around our waist, and by quick man.
euver threw him on the top of us,
bringing our back at the same time, in
contact with the solid bed of the print
ing press. Then, inserting our nose be,
tween his teeth and cleverly entangling
his hands in our hair, we had himl"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

he resignation of Secretary of the
Navy Metcall cannot be said to be a
loss to the Navy Department. Mr..
Metcalf has been in i'll health for sew
eral years, aid has not distinguished
himself in his department, which has
been too much under the control Of the
bureaucrals, who have received such
vigorous criticisms Of late from the ac-
tive officers Of the navy Mr. Metcalfs
successor, Assistant Secretary Newber-
ry, may m Ike better record
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

There cannot be much satisfaction in
''goin' around and liekin' the editor
when the latter not only makes copy
out of the encounter but pictures himself
as the hero as we'll The following
vivid pen picture is taken from the ed
itorial columns OF an Iowa journal:
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

A man IN Missouri who swallowed a
3-cent piece back in the days when sill
yer COINS of that denomination were
sometimes seen has just coughed it up.
Most editors have had experience with
individuals who required a very long
time to cough up very small amounts.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

An old gentleman walked up to a
pretty girl attendant at the counting
room of a daily newspaper office a few
days ago and said:
miss, | would like to get copies of
your paper for week back
"You had better Try porous plasters, "
she abstractedly replied: you can get
them just across the street"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

Publisher Beaten in Fight" is the
headline in Western newspaper.
Well he was foolish to go into fight any
way Sure to get licked 1t is the
public's privilege to "beat' the publish
er Ask the delinquents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
About Due.

A country woman residing near the
town OF Sligo, thinking her husband
was rather late in coming home on
Saturday with his pay. went to the
police office to inquire II he was there.
rs Pat heref" she asked.
No" replied the constable. but sit
down. We're expecting him every min
ute. London Opinion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
A sovereign" That Costs only One Dollar

DR.. David Kennedy's Favorite Rem
edy, of Rondout, n. Y, is a "Sover
eign" medicine for nervousness
Rheumatism, Kidney and Liver com.
plants, and all the ills peculiar to wo-
men. 1t drives the poison from the
blood, and restores the patient TO the
bloom Of health. You will never re-
greet the exchange OF one dollar for a
bottle
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

Drop by Drop the offensive discharge
caused by Nasal Catarrh falls from the back
of the nose into the throat setting up an in
fammation that is likely to mean Chronic
Bronchitis. The most satisfactory remedy
for Catarrh is Ely's Cream Balm, and the re-
lief that follows even the first application cam
not be told in words. Don't suffer day long
or from the discomfort of Nasal Catarrh
Cream Balm is sold for 50 cents. by all drug
gists or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc Warren ST,
New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

hh tllt front I'll the 'NtuIt ATSeIlal Oii
Second street in Trenton, there is II
legend on mural tablet in these
words:
Labor, Silence, Penitence.
The Penitentiary House
Erected by Legislative Authority,
Richard Howell, Governor.
In the NH year of American
independence MDCCNCNII
That Those Who Are Feared For Their
Crimes May Learn 10 Fear the Laws
And BE Useful.
llic Labor, Hoe Opus.
This inscription shows how strong
the effect of the Revolution was, even
in l196. The year of lndepenpence
could not he omitted even from prison
wall. This arsenal was the original
State Prison. Prior to its erection each
county had to care for its own convictS,
but philanthropistS wanted TO prevent
beginners in crime from being herdcd
With confirmed criminals and this
prison WAS the beginning of move
ment for separating and classifying
prisons which is still going ON and has
produced the new State Prison, the
women's wing, the Home for Boys, the
Home for Girls, the Railway Reforma-
tory for those who are neither men OF
women, boys or girls, the raw material
forphilanthropy. The new State Prison
WAS finished in 1886 and has been many
times enlarged since its erection. Now
ii is understood that n new one is To
make this one, one of the old ones and
Trenton is To lose the trade that hovers
Fort can see any good way of meeting
the expense.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

"Shall the people ruley' It b curl
Gus outgrowth Of democracy that Bry-
anism should mean the.quintessence Of
paternalism. II all the Bryan theories
abandoned. present and psssible-
could b put into practice. the DATED
States wculdlbe Russtanised.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
Hei.e il Relief for Women.

If you have pains in the back, Urinary ,Blad-
der or Kidney trouble, and want certain,
pleasant herb cure for woman's ills, try
Mother Grays Australian Leaf. II is safe
and never-failing regulator At Druggists or
by mail 50 cents. Sample package FREE.
Address, The Mother Gray Co, Leroy, N Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

One day the office-boy went to the
editor OF the Soaring Eagle and said:
'There's 4 tramp at the door, and
he says he had nothing to eat for six
days"
"Fetch him in," said the editor. al
we can find out how he does it, we can
run this paper for another week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

Cures baby's Group, Willie's daily
cuts and bruises, mammals sore throat,
grandma's lameness DR.. Thomas Ec-
lectric Oil-the great household rem
edy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

A Kansas City man pawncd his store
teeth for a beefsteak which he could
not eat on account of the absence OF
the teeth
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
This is An Easy TEST.

Sprinkle Aliens Foot-Ease in one shoe and
not in the other, and notice the difference.
just the thing to use when rubbers or over
shoes become necessary, and your shoes seem
to pinch. Sold everywhere, &c. Don't ac-
cept any substitute.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

of his trousers were worn down to the
danger line and needed something to
hide their bushes from an unfeeling
world
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

TO feel strong, have good appetite
and digestion, sleep soundly and enjoy
life, use Burdock Blood Bitters, the
great system tonic and builder.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
A Reliable
Remedy
Ely's Cream Balm

Gives Eeiiei a. Once.
II clean G, sooihes,
heals and protects
The diseased menu
brane Resulting from
Sa'a;rh AND drives
away a Coll in the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses Of
Taste anil SILL n
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
There's satisfaction in smoking
Lam bertville Pnfls.

A lazy liver leads to chronic dys-
pepsia and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES the
whole system. Doan's Regulets (a5
cents per box correct the liver, tone
the stomach, cure constipation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18
G. A. R. COMMANDER
Jas. S. Dean, Gen. Grant Post, Rondout. N Y.
CURED OF DYSPEPSIA

Commander Dean writes: 'As Chief {. 5.
Mail Agent of the Q. e. D. R. r., GOOD
health is indispensable. I found myself,
however all run down with Dyspepsia.
doctored and doctored, but l grew worse.
I suffered misery night and day, for fully
two years. My case was pronounced incur
able. | CHANGED to meet DIR. David Keh-
nedy about that time, and told him of my
condition and he said frv a bottle of
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

Itchl Itchl Itchl-Scratchl Scratch
Scratchl The more you scratch the
worse the itch. Try Doan's Ointment.
1t cures piles, eczema, any skin itch
ing. All druggists sell it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

"What ais my hens2 Every morning
| find one or more keeled over to rise
no more"
"rhe fowls are dead--it is I'm old
complaint, and nothing can be done
except to bury them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

See our big line of Birthday and
season cards-all cards tinseled free.
Doll HOSPITAL.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

Wallie--Next to a woman, what is
the most nervous thing you know
Willie-(ungrammatically )-Me next
| to a woman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

Pride went out on horseback and re
turned on foot.-Italian Proverb.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

CAL YIN SOLLLDA Y, President
JOHN q HOLCOABE, Vice President.
FRA AK 4. PHILLIPS Cashier.
J. s. STUDDIF0RD, Asst. Cashier.
WILLTdM L. WILSON, Taller
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

Three per cent interest paid on Certificates
of Deposit and in Savings Department
Safe deposit boxes for rent in new vault
from three dollars up Wills receipted for
and kept free of charge.
No charges made for collecting incomes
and making investments
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

On the front of the State Arsenal ON
Second street IN Trenton, there is II
words:
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

Sticks TO His Word.
lie Is man who sticks to every
word he says"
rs that SOP
Yes; he shutters so."-New York
Telegram.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-18

sides these frlllS she wore fashionable
gray serge. The skirt was plain and
smelled of soft soap. The coat was
extremely loose Eaton, slashed at the
side seams. The rounding sailor col
lar that formed large notched reveres,
was bordered with two one-inch stitch
ed bands Of black broadcloth, cut from
her grandfather's wedding coat, while
the folks were at market the previous
week. Her hat was of plain oat straw,
the last years grease spot carefully
toned down with ink to the proper
shade. She wore her fathers linen
buster to protect her good clothes from
the mud. recognized the buster by
the broad map in purple color on the
middle division of the rear, caused by
MIR. Sholes sitting down on a black
berry pie at Alvah Shocks wedding
early IN the blackberry season. She
was accompanied by Joe Simpson.
Joe is considered good catch and he
knows it. He wore on this occasion a
narrow brimmed derby hat, cantered
over to the left ear and ornamented
with bunch ofwild flowers and sprig
of fern. On the lapel Of his pepper and
salt coat he also wore large bouquet
Of garden posies set in background Of
red sumac leaves. Joe also wore his
own linen buster and did not remove
it through the entire day, and every
body who knows Joe's peculiar streak
OF economy was confident that the seat
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-12-23

the door, and lall handsome woman--wrapped in
rich 1ui's-stepped out. followed by lovely little
sri With orS golden hair, like this (sancing at
the sick child who still slept soundly).
Il could not help thinking of The angels-of the
pictures of angels in the shop-as she ran directly
up to the window her eyes sparkling BRIGHTLY
AS she caught sight of the dolls, clappng her
hands. she exclaimed!
oh, see Mama, Is she not 1eamY9 Buy her
Tor me. De buV her for me- Nd1nd'
We viii see abont it, answered the lady, lead
ing the way into the store ] felt sure the queen
was going this time and the others all felt the
same way for everybody pressed forward to wait
on the lady.
SHOW the doll in the window said the
mother.
"'What is the price? she asked, as the shop
keeper himself handed her the queen.
Twenty-five dollars madame, and what You
calls reri shcdp She COON rite away from La
belle, Paree-and, she Sc promenade
'That is quite reasonable. Shall buy it? turn
ing to the little girl.
"'Oh no, Mama, Not that one / want the one
with the sweet pretty face and the cunning little
mouth?"
q wish could have seen the queen then. She
must have looked daggers at YOU" mlrmured the
doctor
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-12-23

Maybe so, but truly was not thinking of her
was so excited thinking of myself, for YOU see
was vain enough to think from the very first
that it was me that she wanted
This is far handsomer DOLL said the mother
examining the queen, and her fine clothes critically
See, her gown is so eXquisitedly made-and she
acalh.'
The little one did not answer, but looked visit
fully up into her mothers face
Let me see the other, since she fancies it,
said the mother to the shopkeeper
You would not hate lis DOLL Madame taking
of the window.
by this time / shaking with fright lest
they would unwrap me and find out that | was
opsided
This is the one | want Mama pleaded the
little one, and | saw they going to purchase
me.
Then I wanted to cry ont and tell them the
very worst about myself felt like | would die
IL saw look OF disappointment come over the
sweet child's face when she found out that was
so crooked and useless
Good little thing" said the DOCTOR almost
tempted TO carcss the poor bald head.
1T Was very hard to he good | assure Won
Tor was very eager to 90 with them. The mother
heSltated for moment.
81 tell you tings' said the shopman .sis
I0H ceS no good. she ees rot you calls !opsided'
IF ! could have used my poor crooked arms I
would have covered my face with my hands
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-12-23
The Dolls Story.
{ Continued from page q.

ly that almost fell over my face and looked
more crooked than ever, but did cry ! was
so clad 10 escape the bargain hunter
You We're very lncly that time, answered the
loctor With twinkle in his eye.
Il thought Pretty soon one of the airls
look me out OF the window and Wrapped me in
tissue paper--as Mons PauvTe had done--from my
neck to my feet leaving only my head exposed
II am beginning TO think that Mons Pauvre
was sly old dog, and knew what he was about
when he wrapped YOU up so carefully"
II think he did know what was best for me for
| felt far more comfortable, | assure yon when
put back in the window and l wondered what
lopsided' meant,'
Nothing. Everybody is opsded in one way or
another Nobody is pefect' answered the Doctor
from his professional standpoint.
You think not? Wait until I tell YOU what
next happened to me-"