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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-09-21
NOMINEES FOR REPRESENTATIVE

teUiiNGhe VIZ It'll -thW tttINtL
Democratic nominees for represen
atives. This does not include the
lotorial candidates:
j. v. Faulkner. KiowH county.
j. e. Terrell, Kiowa County.
Logan Hawldns, Kay county.
Q. T. Brown, Kay.
Prentiss Price, Usage.
w. +. Gilmer, Carter,
John r. Whayne, Garter.
M. Turner, Murray.
I. +. Hartman, Noble,
Charles B. Powell, Maiog
G. w. Lewis, Beckham.
William J. Parsons, Woods.
S. q. Ashby, Jackson.
@. K. Castle. Wagner.
league Ray, Logan.
II. E. Derwin, Logan.
Walter II Mathews Logan,
J. w. pursti Harper.
Frank L. Castcei CimarrOn.
il. r. King. Tillman.
Charles Burks, Oklahoma, second.
ED. L. Dunn, Oklahoma, FIRST.
4. NJ Putnam, Oklahoma, first
J. n. Markwell, Oklahoma, at large.
T. }. Earle, Texas
J. w. Hart, Woodward.
j. j. Savage, Greer. second district.
John n. McCalla, Love.
G. l.. Wilson, Greer, first district.
Elmer v. Jesse, ellis.
II. o. Tenor Dewey.
Joseph l.. Paschai Roger Mills.
Hen T. Williams. Pushmataha.
w. G. Blanchard, Mccain.
G. NJ Anderson, McCurtaln.
S. w. Hutchin. cleveland.
Whcdm d. stone, Creek.
Frank J. Haynes, Tulsa.
Milton Il. Cope. Canadian.
J. S. 3clL Caddo
Joe smith. Caddo.
Frank Iiuddleston, Ponfotoc.
Henry Ireton, Grady.
Il. l.. Glover. Grady.
f. l.. Hotchkiss, blaine.
Lyman w White. Choctaw.
Alex 9. Savage. Jefferson.
Pert 'rillotsOn. Nowata
Bob Wallace, Gar,'in.
j. j. POtenberg. Garvin,
a. p. Smith. Okfuskee. ~
Ed Bpsle. Haskell.
Lee 3. Smith. Delaware.
A. J. Homes, Ottawa.
+. H. Crouch, Cherokee.
T. l.. Rider. Adair.
Lon Lovelace, Latimer
S. Z. Hurnette, Washita.
John ". McDuffee, MARSHALL.
Jesse b. Chastain, Seminole.
Leslie s.. Ross, Comanche.
II. NJ. Jarrett, Lincoln. second dist.
II NJ. Williams, Lincolns first dist.
J. NJ Eetliff, Johnston.
George 4. John. Coal.
N. j. Johnston. Hughes.
D. M. McElhaney, Pittsburg.
William s. Rogers, Pittsburg.
W. b. Anthony, stephens.
William r. Semple, Bfyaa.
Chsrles P. Smith, Atoka.
G. w. Allen, Sequoyah.
c. G. dathies, LeFlore.
James L. Mathews, Payne.
A. II Ellis, Garfield, second district
William Murdoch, Pawnee.
J. W. Stin, Hlgfsher.
Dan Huett, Garfield. first district.
g. S. Wortmdn, Rogers.
e. N. Ratclif, Craig.
j. ~. Smith, Grant.
A. j. Butts. Alfalfa.
w. II. Durham, Pottawatomie.
w. s. Carson, Pottawatomie.
Milton BRYAN. PottaWatomie.
democratic Pictorial Candidates.
Riley K. Cloud, Cherokee. Alfalfs
nd Grant
W. A, Durant, Durant Bryan and
.toka.
Ben r. Wilson, Cereal. n. No. 2, Cad
o. Canadian and Cleveland.
Woodson T. Norvclle, Tulsa, Creek
nd Tulsa.
Peter ). cayno, vinil& Craig and
,ogors
Anil Il. Japp Lawton. comanche
nj Stephens.
John NJ. Moore, olney, Johuston and
bal.
Sam Sanders, Muskogee and
Haskell.
Geo. D. Hudson, Gushing, Payne and
aHnee.
Ben +, Harrison, Calvin. Pittsburg
nd Hughes.
j. II. Maxey. Jr., Shawnee, POtta-
and Llncoln
q. d. Ratlifi, Ada. Pontotoe and Sem.
nOie.
Wilson o. Bruton, Muldrow. sequo.
ah and lie Flore.
L. l.. Reeves. Dill, Washita and Gus
er.
Garfield and Klngflsher ala not nom.
nate q IlOtOfial caudAdafn f. $50
The Globe-republican., 1908-11-26
Hedge Post.

Iii AAVuko Ocss
Misunderstanding to do.-Mrs. Clark
room 8 of Hoover building.
Horses wintered on alfalfa, 81 so pc
month. ARCHIE L. KEEcH.
Twelve dwellings in Dodge City TO
sale. E.E. Smith. II
The Fisher Shipp Concert Company
at the opera house on Wednesday night
December 2.
| FREE fine box wood handle with
each Good Gold Detacnable Handle
Umbrella. P. Fl. YOUNG, Jewsler. If
i LO5T-A top coat (brown) between
Wright and Dodge City. Please leave
with John Madden and receive re.
ward. 1t
LOST-A ladies gauntlet glove,
between Dodge and the west 7 mile post
Finder please retarn to Incl & Sons
grocery.
Don't fail to hear the Fisher Ship
Concert company az the opera house on
Wednesday night, December 2 Every
body will be delighted.
We want your watch, clock and jew
elry repairing. All work done with
neatness and dispatch. P. II. YOUNG,
Optician and Jeweler. If
FOR SALE-Complete outfit of Car
penters tools, as good as new. Chance
to get q bargain In this line. Owner
leaving country. Inquire Of this office.
The Farmers Elevator & Supply Co.
will pay the highest market price for
corn, oats, kaffir corn and sorghum
seed. tt
FOR SALE OR RENT-A nice four
room house just east Of the Second Ward
school house. Inquire after O'Clock at
the house. MRS. SUlMERHALTER.
VIII Martin has returned from a bust
ness trip to st. Louis were be went In
the interest of the B. & M. alfalfa mill Of
this place. While there he sold good
shipment of the product Of the mill.
On Monday night the Cimarron H. s.
girls played the Dodge City Freshmen
girls at the rink. An excellent game
was played. At the close the score stood
16 to 10 in favor Of the Cimmaron team.
Judge Finley. Attorney Milton ard
S'enographer Baker passed through
Mlnneola Monday on their way to Ash.
land to attead court. Attorney Hayes
accompanied them from here, -Minneola
Record.
Shampooing, massaging, hairdres-
sing and mauicuring done by Mrs. J. J.
johnson on Sixth avenue just north Of
Front street. Hair dressed In any style.
The Globe-republican., 1908-11-26
Hedge Post.

Mrs. will Fritzlen who has been visit
ing In Liberty, No., Kansas City. Yates
Center and Wichita. returned TO her
home at Kipgsdown In this county the
last Of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Gluck received word
last Saturday Of the birth Of son to Mr..
aud Mrs. Monte Glnck Of Dallas, Texas.
Mr.. Gluck does not object to being called
grandfather" bit but seems delighted
with the new title.
Hedge Post.
The work at the prospect gas well has
been going on this week again. The
casing was drawn and lowered to about
six hundred feet, but this failed to shut
off the water. The casing has been
drawn again and another attempt will be
made.
Hedge Post.
FOR RENT-Eight furnished rooms
for roomers or light housekeeping, new
house, at from $500 to $500. Phone
64l or call one block west and two north
of Post office. Mrs. Haldeman. II
The concert at the Presbyterian
charch last Thursday evening was
attended by large crowd. every avail
able seat being taken. This was the first
of the Santa Fe entertainments this sea-
son. All Of the numbers on the program
we're good and several encores were given.
A new telephone line 10 to be con-
nected up this week which will give
service to seven homes north Of town. |
The new line will be called the North |
Short line. Those who will have phones
and their calls, will be F. N. Prather, o o;
Joe Converth, =; Wa. Hessman,
-; F. Hessman, o OIL. II. Dupree.
o %; J. A. Kliesen, 90.
The Globe-republican., 1908-11-26

Fire, Lightning, Wind, Storm and Tornado
We represent ten old line Fire Insur-
ance Companies that pay their Losses
We will appreciate share of your bust.
ness and will be glad to talk insurance
with you any time you will call at our
Office. L. l.. TAYLoR q Co.,
Dodge City, Kansas.
Office Phone 604.
Office Opera House Bldg. II
The Globe-republican., 1908-11-26
NEWS

Hedge Post.
Miss Carrie Hobble Is assisting In tn
York Key store,
Mrs. Clarence Veins Is assisting in tn,
Palace Of Sweets.
j. A. Roggensees, OF Pleasant Valley
was In town Monday on business,
Bert Bradley made q trip to Dodge
City Mondsy.-Jetmore Republican.
Miss Elma Schmidt will assist Ia the
York. Key store during the holidays.
Andy Johnsou has been putting down
cement sidewalks 10 Ford the past week
The Post Office barber shop was re-
papered this week and new Aoor put
In.
FOR RENT: Five room modern
house, Inquire Of B. @. Jones. Box
466. If
FOR SALE-A Kalamazoo range for
SIS. First door north Burrell Rooming
House. Phone 2S5. 1t
Mr.. Burr, OF Wichita, was here last
week visiting his brother Aaron Burr, of
L. L Taylors office.
Mrs. Eugene Waripg, who has been
very sick for the past week, is reported
improving slowly but steadily.
Chas. Will and Walter Orebaugh went
down to Spearville last Saturday where
they are building cement block house.
Will Miller and Robert Rath went to
Kansas City to attend the Kansas
Missouri foot ball game at that place
today.
Hedge Post.
Miss Mary Aten and mother have
moved into the q. A. Wing residence
where they will remain during the
winter.
Furnished Rooms for light house,
keeping, 8 blocks north Of roundhouse.
Phone 4s2. If
Mr.. Wyatt, Of the Farmers Elevator
Co., was In Kinsley and other points
esst OF here last Saturday, looking after
the interests of the elevator.
For RENT-Two nicely furnished
rooms In second block north Of Burrel
rooming house. Could do light houses
keeping II desired. Dishes, cooking
etc., furnished. Phone 45l. tt
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
An Exasperating Mamma.

An ex4SPerAttn0 MAmmos
The small boys mother was the only
one who sat unmoved, while the small
boy himself-most unwelcome addition
to the informal afternoon tea-gieeful-
~ galloped around the circular table.
daintily spread with silver and china
and lowered over by a cut glass lamp
''I's spurious pony!" shrilled the In.
FAINT joyously as he tossed his faxen
locks and twinkled his besocked legs
with ever Increasing speed.
Mercy! He'll have the lamp over!'
shivered a nervous young woman as
the human gyroscope stumbled over the
edge of a rug, clawed at the table for
support, then triumphantly continued
circling. Conversation froze on pallid
lips as they sat awaiting the inevita-
Bile crash. Only the voice of the small
boys mother rippled along serenely.
The nervous young woman could
stand it no longer In sheer despair
she ventured. Mrs. Archibald-er-par-
don me-your dear little boy
The lady addressed stared blankly.
then grasped the situation. Malcolm"
she said sweetly-"Malcolm. dear. run
around in the opposite direction, dar-
ling. Miss Vinton's afraid you'll make
yourself giddy."-Woman's Home Com
paniOn.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
Violet Ink the Cheapest,

look here, you, a literary man
can't afford the extravaganza of violet
ink"
The literary man tore thoughtfully a
pendent piece of leather from the sole
of his shoe.
Il know" he admitted, that violet
ink costs thrice as much as black.
but black corrodes a pen in a week.
whereas violet is noncorrosive. and
with it's use it is possible to make one
pen last six or seven months. The late
Russell Sage. who used violet ink ex-
clusively in his office, revealed this
great truth to me during my brief cler-
zeal career In his office. "-Exchange.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
OBITUARY
Olalla COzart is Dead.

Yesterday evening at 9 o'clock at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Crowell
CoZart on South Mission, occurred the
death of their little daughter, Olalla.
She was sweet child, eighteen
months old, and a great favorite in
the family and in the neighborhood.
Her death was due to commissions.
The funeral services will be held to-
morrow morning at 10 o'clock from
Halls undertaking parlors. The SER
vices will be conducted by the Rev
eren1 Amos Peters, and the interment
Will be al Sunnyslope cemetery
The sympathy of the community goes
out to Mr.. and Mrs Cozart in their
severe affection.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
Bargains in Lands.

We have few choice tracts of
fruit land on the Columbia near
Brewster, under the Bridgeport
Land Co.'S ditch, which we are Offer
ing for $3.50 per acre until sold. This
is one of the best investments in the
state of Washington, ana is sure to
double your money for you in one
year. The land is Al, has no rocks
to contend with, lays smooth and IS
fine to irrigate. We guarantee the
water-right and soil. The Great
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
Didn't Want to Be SinquIsr.

1t was in the drawing room after
dinner that they discussed an absent
maiden friends bad points with the
usual grim and scathing glee. Having
thoroughly dissected her personal APP
pearance, they next paid attention to
her mental shortcomings
"She is very singular girl" spake
the one.
Eyes, indeed" responded her com
panion. But. then. that is not her
fault, for never saw girl so anxious
to be plural. "-Argonaut
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
Stickers are Legal.

The Attorney General has deliver
ed an opinion in which he holds that
at the coming primary election the
use of 'stickers' will be legal. He
holds. also, that it will be permissible
to vote by sticker on one ticket for
candidate whose name appears
regularly on another ticket for the
same Office. 1t is held, however for
instance, that if John Loe isaregular
candidate on the republican ticket
and is voted for by sticker on the
democratic vote cannot be counted
with an added to the vote cast fol
him as a republican candidate.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
Young Man Dies.

Claire Howard Wilberger died on
Wednesday from a complication oil
diseases. He just came in from Sc
attic last Saturday, and was an in
innate friend of Ben Anderson. AL.
though not feeling very well when he
arrived, yet his death was unexpected
He was twenty-three years of age.
His brother Roy came in from Seat
tie and will take charge of the re-
mains, which will be shipped to Maii-
son, Neb., his old home, this after
noon on the O'Clock train.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
At THE THEATRE

The Murray Comedy Co. will be
the attraction at the theatre Monday,
Tuesday and Wednesday of next
week. While the company is not a
large one it is composed of clever
people They are spoken of very
highly by the press in the towns in
which they have played.
Good specialties are feature, and
there will be no waits between the
acts. Seats will be on sale Saturday
at Wenatchee Drug Co.
Prices, Csc, 35c ana soc.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24

Northern employees have lately pur-
chased thirty thousand dollars worth
OF this land from the Bridgeport
Land Co. We can give you terms of
one-third down; the balance in one,
two and three years. This is a snap
and will not last long, so come in and
let us tell you about it before 1t is
all gone.
MERRITT & MALTBE,
Columbia Val. Bank Bldg
1923 Wenatchee, WashA
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
Where Pat Made a Mistake.

"Oh.' sobbed Mrs. Casey, 'some wan
told me husband. Pat. that he cd have
his pants pressed be lettin' tn steam
roller run over them, an Pat troid
tn scheme.'
"Well, ply do We cry" asked the
friend, Mrs. Clarity.
ooh" walled the wife, pat forgot
t take tn pants off firstw-Judge.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
oRcHkRDlsTs ATTENTION

Before shipping your output be
sure and write Cassidy & Anese, 327
Peoples Bank Building, Seattle, ana
get their plan of getting your fruits
to the consumer to better advantage
to yourself than any other way Only
a few wanted and first come first
served. 1928
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
One ADVANTAGE.

Little Willie-Say, pa, what is the
difference between genius and insan-
ity? Pa-The lunatic. NY son. is al
least sure of his boarG a2i clothes.-
Exchange.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24

Among life's ups and downs the most
annoying are keeping expenses down
and appearances up. New Orleans
Times Democrat.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24
Terrifying.

"Vork never hurts anybody" said
the Industrious man.
"No." answered Flooding Pete, "but
it's most as bad to be scared as hurt"
Washington Star.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24

The famous Ever Ready Battery.
Also bicycle supplies for sale. Re-
pairing of all kinds. j. ]. Eyer, the
cycle doctor. ***
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24

Success has great tendency to cop-
ceal and throw q veil over the evU
deeds of men.-DemostneEes.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24

NJ. E. Field, the congressional can-
didate from Stehekin, is in the city
today. I @'Ss
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24

George H. Ellis returned today
] from a three weeks trip down to
: Little old New York.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-07-24

Sympathy.
Young Actor-My Faust" seems -
be a failure. Poor Goethe!-F liegepds
Batter.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-12
RIG PURSE HAS
BEEN OFFERED
wAtIA WALLA PACING HANDi-
CAP DERBY TO BE RUN AT
FAIR.

Secretary R. H. Johnson, of the
UaIla Walla county fair association,
hi. morning announced a new race for
the fall meet, which is to be held Sep
+ar,her - to II. The race is to be
,,rovn as the Walla Walla pacing
handicap derby, and will be for a mile
and q quarter. The race will be on
tho first afternoon of the meet.
While the race is for PAGERS, trotters
will not be barred and they will be
allowed a handicap of 100 feet over any
nacer in their class. The length of the
race is a mile and a quarter for the
slowest horse, which will be given so
feet start by faster horses, for the first
five seconds and after that a start of
20 feet per second, but no horse will be
handicapped slower than up to a mile
in 2:25.
The purse will be $1,000, to be divid-
ed among the winners as follows: First,
$500: second, $3.50; third, $3.50;
fourth. 500. The entrance will be
s25 to nominate a horse and same
must positively accompany the nomin-
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-12
PEOPLE YOU KNOW

Radford Rigsby, of Seattle, is visit
ing friends in the city.
r M. Breeze, mayor of Waitsburg, is
in the city today on business.
A. N. Brown, of Prescott, who has
been visiting in the city, returned
home this afternoon.
Mrs. Susan Neal, of Dayton is in the
city visiting at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. w. ]. Honeycutt.
Water Superintendent E. A. Knight
has returned from a business trip OF
several days to Montana points.
Mrs. S. D. Goodell, Whitman street,
has been on the sick list for several
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-12
TO BOOST HOME MADE GOODS
Manufacturers' Association Will EN-
s' pioy a Secretary.

Manufacturers Association VIII EN-
- pioy Secretary.
With a permanent organization and
secretary in their employ to look
after the business of the association,
the Walla Walla Manufacturers asso-
citation hopes to get the people of the
surrounding country in line to use
home made goods
At meeting of the association held
last night in the rooms of the Com
mercial club, it was decided to engage
the services of secretary to look after
the interests of the association and to
devote his entire time to this work.
The idea was heartily taken up by the
members of, the association and the
Blalock Fruit company through G. e.
Nosler, pledged SO month for sal
airy, as did also the Dement, Brothers
company. A committee will solicit
among the manufacturers of the city
to get a salary for such secretary
and it is expected that one will be
hired in the near future.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-12

alton and $25 to start Entries close
October 1.
All horses will be handicapped ao-
corning 10 the mark they have on Oc-
tober 1, 1908
III more horses should apear for the
race than can safely, or in fairness TO
all competitors, be started. the asso-
citation will divide them into divisions.
by lot, the horses in each division will
race for right to start for the nurse
the nrst six in each division earning
that right.
All horses racing in both the prelim-
mary and final races will start from
their handicap rating. 1t is a part of
THIS agreement that the directors shall
be the sole judge of this condition.
should, for any reason. the directors
see tit to change the date of this race
they reserve the right to do so.
Ihe start will be standing one. but
IL is understood that any horse NAV
De moving when the word is given. pro-
Vldlng he is not ahead of nor behind
MS handicap mark, but any horse
starting ahead of his mark will he dis
quaiined from winning any part of the
purse
The management thoroughly believes
IN the success Of this race and that if
VIII be enthusiastically supported by
the horsemen of the northwest It will
90 all in its power to make it a success
put In case this race does not fill salts
factory to the directors they reserve
the right to call it off.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-12

one of the best physicians in this
country for years and is regular
prescription. 1t is composed of the best
tonics known, combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces The perfect combi-
nation of the two ingredients is what
produces such wonderful results IN
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials,
free.
FL CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo,
o.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constl-
patton.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-12

days past, but is reported to be I'M
proving.
Edward F. Chabot leaves this even
ing for Seattle, where he goes to re-
sumo the study of law in the state uni
versity.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. p Holmes. of
Dayton, who had been visiting for
some time with Walla Walla friends,
have returned to their home
County School Superintendent Grant
S. Bond expects to leave tomorrow for
Lakeside, Lake C.lelan, to attend the
meeting of the county superintendent
of the state which opens Tuesday and
continues for three days.
Mrs. Chris Vandenburg is visiting
at the home of her parents, Mr.. ana
Mrs. John Abbott North Fourth street,
having just returned this morning from
an extended outing in Portland and on
the coast Mrs. Vanderburg will leave
next week to join her husband in Spo-
kane.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-12
A Drea dfuI Woman.

'That woman next door is reaiiy
dreadful, JOHN said young married
woman to her husband. "She does
nothing but talk the whole day long
She cannot get any work done, I'm
sume.''
ooh" remarked the husband. Il
thought she was a chatterbox. And 10
whom does she talk
"Why. my dear, to me, of course,
was the reply. "She talks to me over
the fence!"-Modern Society.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-12
Fine fer SLEEPING In Churchs.

Mapping at the Lawrenceville Sun
day school will hereafter cost % cents.
Uncle John Sanders is responsible for
the new way of keeping people awake
in study hours.
Uncle John complained to the mem
bers abo,-t the way they had been
struggling into school and Of taking a
quiet map AS result it was decided
to charge those who went to sleep 20
cents a Sunday for their lodging.
The new rule went into effect Sun
d1y-ColumtUs Dispatch.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-12
Modest Ambitions.

The interviewer met the great trust
magnate face to face.
1T is understood by the people thaI
you do not believe in government own
ership?" remarked the interviewer.
The trust magnate smiled craftlly.
Young man. he said softly, there
could not be a greater error. On the
contrary. I do believe in government
ownership 1 hope to own the govern
ment myself some day"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-12
Knew What He Wanted.

Knowing One-Has any one seen a
I lump of tOrfee?
OnlOolzer-No mister. Anyhow, it will
be too dirty to eat
Knowing One-It amt the torfee
wants so much as my false teeth what
is stuck to it!-LOndOn Opinion.