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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-21

MARION COLLEGE formerly Ma
rion Business Collegel -Bookkeep-
ing, shorthand, Typewriting, Pen
manship. Oratory ana lllocution,
Music Normal for Teachers. Fall
Term viii open, Tuesday Septem-
Der 3, 1908. For particulars, ad-
dress Marion College. Po. O..
Box III. Phone r 6G2.
S-S-zudd
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-21

WANTED--Young man with good
recommendations for Messenger
boy at the Headley Drug Co.
Steady position to right party.
HIADLEY DRUG CO.
S1g-it
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-21

An opportunity
exchange your
ad in these colu
a house for rent
main idle when
columns will fin
If you are not sati
present quarters W
when an ad in thes
just what you desi
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-21
VISITS WITH
~ NEGZE
Keeping Cool.

Keeping Cool.
ASN'T 1t nice and cold last
winter, though? One
morning when the ther
mometer was exceedingly
groveling. ] recall that
went out In a heavy over
coat, fur mittens and o
cap and shoveled snow foi
an hourl And then
snowballed the pup and
fell down in the drift
myself and just "wallered'
around Noyf Ii,niy a tono
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-21

to buy, sell, or
property by an
INNS. Ifyou have
Iwhy let it re-
an ad in these
ID you a tenant.
Ished with your
lhy continue in them
e columns will find
Ire.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1908-10-24
Music and Theatres
Amusements Tonight.

Salt Lake Theatre-Richard Jose in Don't leL MY Mie
Orpheum-Excelent vaudeville bill, headed by uie '
Octete"
C1rand-"The Three Muskeeers"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1908-10-24
Orpheun.

From the and Elmer make their appearance in
their Chn RUDE makeup screamingy funny aerial
which only comica but clever from acrobac stand
point the final knodrome picture there dull the
weeks offerings the Opheum The big act of the week. big
"The Military Octette Te Girl with the Baton
of the Jesse Lasky spectacular productions musical of
such worth that if the remainder of the bill of the high
standard of excellence that the show would still be
sides Miss Mabel Keith who conducts the
that leaves doubt her ability leader
there the usual Lasky bea mechanical
The selections in which the trombon and buges
tunefu and
cornet soost Mr. John Lck has which are verta-
BILE and have been encored each performance William
Watkins the tenor has clear well trained being
feature OF the performance 1t Lasy
which means par excellence A widely
but that Salt kers especially appreciate after their liberal
education at the bicycle tracks, the exhibition
the ON Dawes trio 1t must deal of
as SKILL to master the feats performed saucer track
wch suspended above the stage during portion
riders are whing around the
should make good cline Arthur Demnp the vhte bac
Bird one OF the most satisfactory monoogu we have had this
season. He has line of jokes that without execution
new Wle MS Parodes are laugh
basque Grand quartette three woman are al
singers OF such ability that their really of the star order T
seecuons are all old avortes they have not failed h GARNER
e NEED OF applause at each performance pvlet Of the ee
is one written by Frances Wilson, "The Old Old Story in which;
WIS., renee t MOTIFS making her first Vaudeville tour being SUD-
ported by Mr. Charles G. Silk and Mr. Russell Basset I cep
bit OF comedy in the hands OF clever people - " " e'
Grand.
Faust Goethes weird conception of the wiles of So+, w
presented at the Grand the fore the Mr. Sanford Do
having the part OF Mephothe h,as
OF the seasoned playgoe the greatest of all Menos e u
rison Mr. Dodge demonstrated that he .bo,o
age MS conception OF the character showing
ual aDhty and being acceptable
character humorous cynical auditor i ren the
h he c tho D;,
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1908-10-24
Salt Lake Theatre.

1t would safe say that nine out OF ten VINO bought N
Salt Lake Theatre OF the COMEDY
My Wife, gave the comedy second consideration ana ook
pleasurabe moments when one OF the
singers in ali the world of the stage twenty
years ago heard Richard Jose sing simple little ballad ana
thought of the gandes songs IN the world
Later concluded the voice and not the after hearing
people murder it. And Jose sang twenty years
ago. singing today Popular simple little things
true Jose claimed to be grand star lie is Just
natural born and there pleasure to be derived
his singing high class operate selections the
world Rank hesy OF course but there many one should they
painfully truthful would make such confession And then
the comedy entertaining the fairly good and for
good hearty laugh well excellent music, Don't Tell My
Wife honestly be recommended The of this sweet
singer and his company ends with tonights performance
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
CHANGE IN FOOD
Works Wonders in Health.

It is worth knowing that change
in food can cure dyspepsia. Il deem
1t my duty to let you know how
Grape-Nuts food has cured me of indi-
gestiUn.
II had been troubled with it for
years, until last year my doctor rec
commended Grape-Nuts food to be used
every morning I followed instruc-
lions and now am entirely well.
THE whole family like Grape-Nuts,
we use four packages week. You
are welcome to use this testimonial as
you see fit"
The reason this lady was helped by
the use of Grape-NLts food is that 1t
Is predigested by natural processes.
and therefore does not tax the stom-
ach as the food she had been using;
1t also contains the elements required
for building up the nervous system.
If that part Of the human body Is In
perfect working order there can be
no dyspepsia, for nervous energy rep
resents the steam that drives the en-
CINE.
When the nervous system Is run
down, the machinery of the body
works badly. Grape-Nuts food can
be used by small children as we'll as
adults. 1t is perfectly cooked and
ready for instant use.
Read 1.-THE Road to MELVILLE" In
pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letter? A new
enc appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true and full Of human
interest.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
We Are Dying Younger.

In view of all that has been said
about the fall in the death rate it
seems strange to realize, says Health
Culture, that we are not living so
long as our grandfathers and grand.
mothers did.
More babies live to grow up now
adays than formerly. but people in
later life die younger. Once arrived
at adult age the average man or wo.
man has fewer years of survival to
expect.
This seems on the face of it so sur.
prising a statement that in order to
be accepted it should be backed up
by data authentic and indisputable.
Such data are furnished by the fig.
ures of the insurance companies
(which all agree on the poinD, but
it Is easier to refer to the Govern
ment census reports, which tell tho
tale in simple and convincing fash
ion. Even during the last fifteen
years the death rate among all per-
sons over fifty-five years of age OF
both sections has risen very consider
ably,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
A Smart Farmer.

Stop" shouted the man on tho
country road, holding up warning
hand. Muttering something about
rural cops, the automobilist obeyed.
Turn around and come back to
town with me- said the stranger.
You were going at least IS miles
an hour"
You're a constable, suppose"
said the automobilist, with a covert
sheer, when they reached the village.
"Me?" replied the passenger. mo,
I'm the farmer and had to come to
town when all the teams were busy.
Nice growing weather. Thanks.
COOd-hy
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
The President On BigelOw.

Attending one of President Roose-
velt's lunchcons, a guest sought to
entertain the company with this an.
CCdote:
When the Emperor of Germany
first got a graphophone he marveled
at it, and at once wanted to see how
it worked He took it apart and thea
put it together again, perfectly read
justing from memory every piece OF
minute mechanism"
Mr. Roosevelt was interested-till
the speaker added, THE kaiser's
friend. Poultney Bigelow, tells the
story"
At that Mr.. Roosevelt drew in his
breath and rejoined through set
teeth
II wish somebody would take
PoultDey Bigelow apart and forget
how to set him together again.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
Animals And Rain,

Lions, tigers and all the cat tribe
dread rain" said ZOO keeper. ION
a rainy day they tear nervously up
and down their cages. growing anG
trembling We usually give them
an extra ration of hot milk. That
puts them to sleep.
Evolves love a gray day of rain.
They are then very CHEEKY. Treach-
erous as the wolf is. no keeper need
fear him on a rainy day. He Is too
happy to harm fly.
Snakes, too, like rain. They perk
up wonderfully as the barometer falls
and the damp makes itself felt in
their warm cases.
Rain makes monkeys glum. They
are apt from instinct. when they
see 1t through the window. to clasp
their hands above their heads and
sit so for hours. That attitude, you
know, makes a kind of shelter. 1t
is the primitive umbrella
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
WHAT'S Pe-ru-na?
Is it q Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic,
mr. is If Both?

Some people great Others refer Peruna great
catarrh remedy.
people ght9 call Peruna ca
tarrh remedy than to call it tonio9
both tonic and catarrh remedy Indeed
remedy that not tonic
thoroughly relieve caah remedy must only
membranes affected car but
have general action the system.
Catarr persons who otherwise strong weakened cond
There must something strengthen the
circulation give arteries and raise the vital forces
the world has attracted much attention
from medical writers The wonderful efficacy
this recognized many and growing In Its hold
upon medical profession Joined with CUBEBs and C0PABA
trio medical agents formed in Pna which constitutes specific rem
edy present state medical cannot be i'm
proved upon action renowned oncs COLLIN
SONIA F0RMOSA and CEDR0N SEED ought
remedy cah locations
n the body. ~ w
standpoint therefore, Perun beyond criticism The
of Peruna opinion Numbere testimonials from
quarter furnish ample evidence that this Judgment not
practical experience confirms theory the
result is cannot be shaken.
Manufactured by Peuna Drug Manufacturing Company Columbus Ohio
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
Legs and Legs.

After the Ways and Means Com
mittee had been compelled to leave
its old quarters and go over to the
new House of Representatives office
building some of his friends were
sympathizing with Champ Clark.
1T might have been worse.
Champ" they said. Cheer up.
Pretty soon they will have the cleo
trio cars running in the subway and
then you can ride over"
YES" replied Clark. ut might
have been worse. Reminds me of an
Irishman I knew down in st. Louis
who had both of his legs cut off by
a railroad train. 1T might have
been worse, Mike, they said.
Sure Mike replied; suppose I
had been chorus girl. Saturday
Evening Post.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
Greatest Need of the Air Shin.

According to A. Mallock before
heavier-than-air flying machines can
become popular, some method of au
tomatlcally balancing them--that is.
keeping them on an even keel-must
be devised. In the few practical
machines now built the balancing has
to be done by the operator. and, while
the ability to do this could probably
be gained by most persons, if they
had opportunity for practice when
young, the great difficulty with such
schooling must always be that an ac-
cident usually puts an end to the les
sons by putting an end to the scholar
Mr.. Mallock suggests that an auto
matte balancer might be devised by
the use of pendulums, one with very
long and the other very short
period.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
Congressional Finance.

Congress isn't always as ignorant
of financial matters as some people
pretend. The last Congress at least
knew enough to increase the Con
gressional pay.-Philadelphia Press
Flower Sales and the Weather.
Flower sales, as the street vendors
find, are affected by the weather. OF
course, a bad day keeps buyers at
home and the vendors indoors. Flow
ers of different colors that are favor.
ties on sunny days are not much no.
ticed in chill, clouded weather. The
daffodil, most cheerful of blooms, is
bought with avidity on the darkest
days. No other bloom can compete
with this one at such times. On a
mild and sunny day it is superseded
Just now by carnations. roses, pan.
sizes and violets. for which there is a
steady demand. Sweet peas. arbu.
tus and mignonette, with punches of
lilies of the valley. sell in great guam.
titles. but not so many of them reach
the street market.-Philadelphia
Record
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
WIRELESS WILL
PROTECT ENGLAND.
Tho Admiralty Rapidly Extend
ing tho Number OF the Coast
Stations.

Not only Ia the wireless apparatus
being installed at the new Admiralty
Building in Whitehall, London, for
the purpose Of keeping the British
authorities in touch with naval Ports
and the home feet without recoul.
to the land wires, but 1t is, I under
stand, intended to add to the number
of wireless stations round the coast.
April / saw eleven of these in exist
ence and provision has been made for
the erection of three more during the
current year. So that, including the
war signal stations, there will soon
be 167 places in the United Kingdom
from which the authorities can COM
municate with the land officers of the
fleets or with the commanders of the
ships.
The functions of the stations are
of course entirely different. At the
wireless telegraphy centres 1t is pos
sible to get into touch with vessels
hundreds of miles away from the
English coast, but the passing and
receiving of signals by semaphore
lamp or bunting is at present the lin
It of usefulness of war signal sta
lions. With the development Of wire
less telegraphy 1t is, however, expect
ed that their scope will be consider
ably extended. All these stations
have now been placed under the con-
troll of the Admiral commanding the
coast guard and reserves.
hear that the probable jumping
off" spots are receiving most careful
attention, and in this way 1t is hoped
to avoid a surprise. The new ar
rangement certainly is vastly super
Tor to the system which held good for
so many years.-New York Herald.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
COMPLAINTS ABOUT PAINT.

The time to complain about paint
is before the painter Hpplies 1t. The
man who puts up the money should
not shirk the responsibility Of choos-
ing the paint. True, the painter
ought to know paint better than the
banker, the professional man or tho
merchant. The trouble Is. the house.
owner too often deliberately bars the
competent and honest painter from
the Job by accepting bid which he
ought to know would make an honest
job impossible.
Secure your bids on the basis OF
National Lead Company's pure White
Lead and pure Linseed Oil and see
that you get these materials.
No one need be fooled by adulter-
ated white lead. A blowpipe testing
outfit will be mailed to anyone inter-
ested in paint.
Address. National Lead Company.
Woodbridge Building. New York City.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

oylocal applications as theycannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. THERE'S only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constr
tutional remedies. Deafness iscaused byan
m1amed condition of the mucous lining Of
The Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in
Canned you have u rumbling sound orimper-
feet hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Ceafness is the result, and unless the intiam-
nation can be taken out and this tube re-
stored to its normal condition, hearing will
bedestroyed forever. Nine cases out Of ten
arecausea bycatarrh, which isnothingbutan
infamed condition of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case ofDeafness (causedbycatarrh) that can
not be curedby Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars free. FL. CHENEY & Co., Tolcdo,O
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take HALLS Family Pills for constipation.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
Truth and
Quality

appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to permanent
success and credtable standing. Accor-
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir of SIENNA is the only remedy of
known value, but one of many reasons
why it is the best of personal and family
laxatvcs is the fact that it cleanses,
swcetens and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any facilitating
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
1t acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as q laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug
gists.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
Getting Eyen-XVith What?

When one person has wronged an.
other. the unjustly injured person is
always, for the time being. on high
err plane than the one who has done
the injury. The wronged one has not
lost what the other has lost. The
only way to make the loss equal is
for the injured one to "get even"
Then, in addition to his hurt feelings,
he has the satisfaction of knowing
that he is no better than the other
fellow.
What an ingenious tempter Satan
is, to persuade us to add injury to
insult unto ourselves! For that is
what getting even" accomplishes; 1t
Is lowering ourselves and our stand
ards to the level of the one who has
wronged us. How much better to
help the other to "get even" with the
higher standards which Christ alone
can enable us to hold to: love and
Observation-Disclosures Record.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
A Sudden Metamorphosis.

who" she asked, sis that
scrawny. bow-legged, ridiculous look
ing person talking to Miss Rocking
ham,"
THAT Is Count Brisczicksnitzel."
"Oh! What an aristocratic, noble
bearing he seems to have, now that
he has shifted his position so that the
light strikes him properly. "-Chica-
60 Record Herald.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
People Tell Each Other About Good
Things.

Twelve years ago few people in the world
knew of such a preparation as Powder
for the Feet. To-day after the genuine
merit of Aliens Foot-Ease has been told
year after year by one gratifed person to
another, there are millions who would as
soon go without dentifrice as without
Aliens Foot Ease. 1t is a clearly, whole
some, healing antiseptic powder to be
shaken into the shoes, which has given rest
and comfort to tired and aching feet in all
parts of the world. 1t cures while you
walk. Over 10000 testimonials of cures OF
smartins, swollen, perspiring feet. 1t pre-
vents friction and wear of the stockings
and will save in your stocking bill ten
times its cost each year. limitations pay
the dealer larger profit, otherwise, You
would never be offered substitute when
you ask for Aliens Foot Ease, the original
powder for the feet. limitations are not
advertised because they are not permanent.
For every genuine article there are many
limitations. The imitator has no reputation
to sustain-the advertiser has. 1t stands
to reason that the advertised article is the
best, otherwise the public would not buy it
and the advertising could not be continued.
When you ask for an article advertised in
this paper, see that you get it. Refuse
limitations.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
Concrete For Vessels.

Reinforced concrete is now being
used for innumerable purposes, not
the least important being in the
building of ships. Several Of these
vessels have been built for the Italian
navy. In 1906 12O-ton barge was
built on the plans of Mr.. Gabellini,
an Italian, who has given his whole
attention to reinforced concrete and
for many years has been conducting
experiments with this class Of ma
terial.
This boat, which was built with
double bottom and of the cellular
type, was submitted to severe tests in
which a much larger boat built OF
iron and with an iron ram was d.
rected against it without producing
any considerable damage. -Four more
of these boats were then ordered by
the Italian navy.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
LITTLE BOY KEPT SCRATCHING.
Eczema Lasted 7 Ycars--Face was All
Raw - Skin Specialists Failed,
But CutiCura Effected Cure.

"When my little boy was six weeks old
an eruption broke out on his face. | took
him to u doctor, but his face kept on get
ting worse until it got so bad that no one
could look at him. His whole face was one
crust and must have been very painful. He
scratched day and night until his face was
raw. Then / took him to all the best
specialists in skin diseases, but they could
not do much for him. The eczema got d,
his arms and legs and we could not get
nights sleep in months. l got set of
Cuticura Remedies and he felt relieved the
first time | used them. | gave the Cuti-
cura Remedies good trial and gradually
the eczema healed all up. lie is now seven
years old and | think the trouble will
never return. Mrs. John G. Klumpp, 50
Niagara st., Newark, N. j., Oct. II and
%, 1907"
The path of glory leads but to the
grave-as do all other paths.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
The Ohliging Butcher.

The parsons wife had sent an or
der for leg of mutton, and received
in reply the following note: Dear
Madam have not killed myself
this week, but can give you leg of
my brother, II that will do. Your
affectionate butcher, John Sirloin. I"
.-Philadelphia INQUIRER.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14

Copenhagen geological gardens
have recently acquired two expensive
apes, and to keep them in good spir-
it's a small boy, whose sole duty is
90 play with them and keep them
amused, has been placed in the cage.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14

q critical time Of lie
l was on the verge Of
q collapse with kid
ney troubles. back
ache, dizziness. puffy
dropsy swellings and
urinary irregularities.
l lost flesh and felt
languid, nervous or
upofrvnO oil tho <lroo
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14

AS my doctor did not help me. I be-
gan using Doan's Kidney Pills. In a
few weeks all these symptoms left
me. now weigh 1873 pounds and
feel in excellent health"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
Pertinent Query,

"Yes," said the man with the
fringe on the bottom of his trousers,
Il have followed the races for years"
mo prospects of your ever catch
ing up with them, is there?" queried
ne wise guy.-Chicago News.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14

The expenses of the Pan-Anglican
Congress, which is to be held the
coming summer in London, are esti-
mated at about $4,000, nearly all
of which will be raised by the sale
of tickets for the various meetings.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
Knew What To Expect.

Waiter-How will you have your
steak, sir?
Guest-Have you the same steak
you had last week?
Waiter-Yes, sir.
Guest-Thcn I'll probably have it
burned .-Chicago News.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-05-14
To Drive Out Malaria and Build Up
the System

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTE
LESS CHILL Tonic. Yod know what you
are taking. The formula is plainly printed
on every bottle, showing it is simply Qui-
nine and Iron in tasteless form, and the
most eifectual form. For grown people
and children, SOC.