Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-05-23
From the Atchieon Globe.

lady of the house and the head of the
house mean the same thing.
the Atchinson men seem to be pretty
we'll behaved; anyway. the women
have not shot any of them.
Fashion note: The bullet proof shirt
will be extensively worn this season by
young men with heart interests.
Most people dress up to have a pic
ture taken. Why? Old clothes look
as well in a picture as new clothes.
Every man thinks his love is pure
and Ideal, but that the love of other
men is not only dangerous. but very
funny
The man who is IA particularly good
judge Of a billiard cue is another one
whose wisdom won't make him top
heavy.
What has become Of that nice old
fashioned jealous woman who shot the
other woman instead OF the man they
both loved?
Women who have grown sons have
the same opinion OF designing wom-
en- that other women have of the
Stanford Whites.
The man who prides himself on
being great observer OF little things"
can usually be relied upon for a few
unpleasant remarks.
About forty or fifty years from now
there will probably be large crop OF
old women who might have married
Theodore Roosevelt.
The women have a hard time OBJ
tanning their rights but they are
showing an increasing ability to take
care of their wrongs
Judging from the looks OF the bare
arms. there isn't a girl I'm this vi
cinity who could earn 25 cents n week
as an artists model.
In married life, either the husband
or wife is in supreme control there is
no such thing as joint management be-
! tween husband and wife.
The reputation men have OF being
| tough Is largely due TO lies the men
tell on each other. We have never
| known many tough men.
When people marry they think they
| are getting the top peach in the bas-
ket. but after marriage they find they
| got the peach on the bottom row.
Little girls are dressed SO well every
! day here OF late that they are too well
| dressed for the neighbor woman to
| dare ask them TO hold her baby
The Teddy bear isn't the only bear
in the house by any means. Listen and
! you will hear the women folks say
something about "a cross old bear"
A woman will abuse her husband by
inuendo for months and then, when
he fights back, she will say: You al
ways have chip on your shoulder"
The most stylish arrangement of a
girls hair now seems TO be to make
! IL lOOh as IluCn as possible like II
| had been combed with a sofa pillow,
II a mans library contains eighteen
volumes in a uniform binding. II
means that an agent landed him, and
that he has eighteen books he doesn't
read.
A girl lately arrived in Atchison to
visit n school friend. She was asked
what she would like to do and replied; |;
Il would like to go to bed and sleep "a
week"
When man becomes noted for
meanness. it is pretty apt to be re-
called that as a boy he drowned a kit
ten, or cut off a calfs tail. In pure
1t is much more difficult to spoil a
boy by saying nice things about him,
than it is a girl, for q boys COM
panions are continually taking The con-
Ceit out of him.
An agent called on a business man.
Il would like just minute of your
! time" said the agent. At the end of the
minute the business man said: Your
minute Is up: now get out
woman's argument that she didn't
curl her hair and dress up to catch
her husband loses all weight II It is
found that she no longer curls her
hair and looks her prettiest now that
she has caught him.
Are you watching your umbrella
fund? The people. seem to have &c
completely forgotten the prospects OF q
rainy day that notices should be
printed and hung in every room TO thi.
effect in order to check extravaganza;
How about Your umbrella fund.-"
An Atchison woman was lately quite
i'll, and, calling her husband to hel
bedside, said in a whisper: In case
| die, | have just one request to make
Don't let Mrs. Lysand2r John Appleton
have charge of tl:e funeral arrange.
| ,ta,ft
Atchison for taking care OF funerals.
When a man sits around his firesidt
in the evening, reading, and two ol
more of his women relatives are pres.
ent, sewing. they are pretty apt to ge
up a conversation intended to teaci
him his duty without offending him
The women have Il notion that by thii
plan they can do the man good, with.
out his knowing it, but every man rec
> ogniZes this sort of evangelistic worl
the moment it begins. ana resents it.
Every time a mau wants to get int
the bath room. there is woman in 1t
, and once he gets in, he has a feeln,
, that he is keeping a woman out OF It
. Every man longs for a private bati
. room as ardently as woman longs 70
, a laundress in the house all the time
An Atchinson woman who begaI
, having love affairs when she was II
, the seventh grade at school, and wht
> | mas DeeU married lHEee times, says L
is not surprising that Mrs. Evelyr
. Nesbit Thaw is carrying off the honor,
in the cross examination she is under
going at the hands of District Attorne,
Jerome; that Evelyn's experience NJ
. an actress is not what has trained he
for the ordeal but the fact that sh,
, has had a lot OF love affairs. An,
woman who has conducted love affair
! with a number Of men can hold he
. own on the witness stand during cros
examination.
A very ola woman recently said [,
this reporter: MY children think Il ;
shame | live entirely alone. i want I,
live alone | love my children, but the,
|. annoy me, because | am old and nerv,
Gus. Their youth annoys me; the
! habits annoy me. l try to be reason
able, but / get along much better alone
Young people and old people Away
: clash. Young people always have a tol.
I Grant way with the old that is aEnoyins
to the old. / reared seven children. an,
was as patient as most mothers, but
am now upwards of 70 / am not abb,
to stand what l formerly stood. like
my children and grandchildren to yisi
me. but l do not want their visits tc
be very long"