The Washington herald., 1908-08-24

will stop all that The governor has de- /
clared that "A mans house is his castle;
that any one who seeks to invade 1t with
out due process Of law may be shot down
like any other malefactor- Some such
strenuous remedy was evidently needed.
and it viii be astonishing if there is not
a marked cessation in the Kentucky out
RACES.
IF all Democratic ofice-hoIders in this
country would dig up in the same pro
portion that the grand old mayor Of TimP-
son. Tex. dug. the campaign fund would
lack nothing desirable He came across
with whole years salary-
In the prohibition drama now being
enacted down South. Jacksonv1llans are
playing some heavy roles.
a Bryan and Kern club in Los Angeles 4
Is composed entirely OF Chinese-who can
not vote" says the Concord Monitor Just I
as well be composed Of Washingtonians. /
eh2
aRecIprocaI insanity" is to be the plea /
in the Hams case. IT appears. OF course. /
you don't understand exactly what that
means; and the truth about it is. You are 1
not expected TO.
one pleasant thing IN connection with 1
the present national campaign is this. So [
far. Benedict Arnold and Judas Iscariot
have not been mentioned TO hurt
The Georgia state Fair management is /
preparing for smith and Brown" day
this faH We sincerely hope the Hoke-Jae
warfare isn't 20 he fought all over again.
1T IS difficult 20 understand how the
you-E man with the turucd-up trousers
and the striped hatbaud can be as foolish
as he looks SAYS the Chicago Record
Herald. Almost as hard as 90 understand
how he can possibly look as foolish as
bc IS.
A number Of European papers are stll
spccuIatiug as O what Emperor William
said 20 King Edward when they met re-
Gently II this is to be an unlimited
guessing contest. We enter this as it
hot enough Tor you2"
Old King NeueI1z recently had occasion
: 90 reprimaud his grandson Prince LIdje.
In other words. he found It necessary 10
SIT on the Lidje.
[ An Iowa woman SAYS Heaven is hlied
with pianos We don't believe young
/ ladies are permitted To practice chromatic
! scales seven hours Per DAY up there. how
ever.
s-..--.- - e. 80 .t,srg--- - r--,---.
/ is tending TO fatuess.. About the head
yes.
/ Attorney General Bonaparte says half
water and half alcohol isn't whisky
/ There are people in the world who think
/ il isn't even half bad-Uuless its the
water half.
, The president OF a south American re
{ public is reported '-t0 have died a natural
death. while still in Office Probably an
oversight
What is fetching Eat?~ inquiries a
contemporary- We are not sure; We be
Ieve We could Io,ste a riding hat or a
walking hat however.
a man named Lemon was recently
lyuched at Slzidoo. Colo" says the Macon
Telegraph. The only Jhing necessary TO
complete this story is the further state
uent that there were exactly twenty-three
men in the lyuChinE party
. johnson. johnson. John A Johnson
tt seems that Minnesota just can't get
too much Johnson
An enterprisiuE Cincinnati gentleman
r has picked out a Cabinet for Mr.. Taft
composed entirely Of Ohio MEN Why 50
modest2 Surely he might just as well
; have made them all Cincinnati men.
spank him. Miss WiIhelmina," says
the Detroit News We don't think her
majesty has had any practical experience
in the gentle are Of spanking. but, being