The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-05-14
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nighiisr than the sword. Yes. au'
aaered the man who likes the pomp
aud trapping. bat il doesn'l make
near ilie showing ~ The reception o. a
parade
Your daughter, said ihe i0llying
freud, has such ) comprehensive sweep
upob The piano. ! vish, nuslered tho
orerworked mother. she bad that same
about the house
Jonah had jusi emerged from The
Rhhle thought il would be better 70
have a surgeon in command, be ex.
planned. Herewith be gracefully reiir-
"a from the scene.
--Iiicks-l see your cold ia better this
morning. Wicks Yes. aud believe
I've discoyereda sure remedy for colds.
HIeks-Whai is 10 Hieks-A collar
button | swallowed one last night IN
mistake TOT quiune pill,
II dreamed last night, said Mrs.
Abggct. that ! was In store that was
just full az the loyelicst far coats
but. interrupted her husband hastily,
lhat was only dream, my dear. Yes;
! knew il Ras before | woke up. be
cause you bought me one.
Yes, be said, I've bad couple Of
drinks. The idea exclaimed bis wife.
Why DO YOU tell me thati Why, it,
the truth. | know. That's Why can't
understand your telling me.
Yes, indeed, said young Kallow,
I'm raising mustache Been nursing |
il for a month I'm rather curious
about what color Il win be when IT'S
fail grown Wen. replied Miss Knox. |
at that rate il will probably be gray.
"A physicians profession is an ok.
ceedinRly trying one. Yes. answered
the doctor The worst thing is thai
yon can't own up TO being under the
weather yourself without exciting sus.
picion.
Magistrate You say you have
known the prisoner all your liici Wit
messy Yes, your honor. Magistrate
Now, IN your opinion, do you think be
could be guilty Of stealing this money!
Witness How much was it'
Lazy Lewis-l wuz told dat de
farmer wot lives on dot hill paid his
hands iisi de same wbedder dey work
ed or not, SO | went an hired T. him.
Tired Thomas-Den youse played of
sick, reckon. Lazy Lewis-Yep, an
Al de end oy de month found dat he
never paid nobody nothin' nohow
II see that Moneybags has come for.
ward with a half million to help out
IN this financial trouble. Yes, But if
he wished TO relieve The trouble any
why did be wait SO longf Wen, you
see, be wanted TO be sure the tide was
coming IN before casting his brend on
the waters,
Knox You aud DR., Jones are part
nors, are you noti DR.. Smith-0h. no,
We often consult together and attend
ed to each others patients in case Of ,
absence, but we are IN no sense part
ners. Knox see. He is what might {
be termed your accomplice.
That constable who followed ton !
OF about the stage with warrant for !
breach Of contract might have proyok !
ed the man 10 worse crime. ! suppose
you mean assault and battoryf No. I
But in his excitement the singer might !
have uttered false note.
Wow shouted Mr. Siubb from
somewhere in the darkness. Oh, my
ioel How stupid Of you, joint called
Mrs. s,ubb swcetly. The soothing
syrup Is not in that room. You are on
the wrong tack, And then came the
explosion. ON the wrong taekf Great =
Scott, woman, do yoa mean to say :
here are any more taeks sprinkled
around here' .
Bigley-You don't believe ia q col
eye education thcn! Jiglcy-No; it
lnits a man for everything except 10
II around croAkIng about how much I
more inielligently ho could enjoy wealth q
baa the average man does r
--Biggs Some one told me that Polk !.
. Your deadly enemy. Diggs Yes.
I'D I'm glad 81 il, Biggs whyf Diggs /
: Because ia rather be wonld be !
eadly enemy than a lively one. /
And that rich woman elopcd viii. 9
er rhaafEeurl exclaimed Mrs. Gadd. /
~, exclaimed Mr GazElc, what a .
aving in he expense u running her :
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The Enthusiastic What Is there q
boui winter The something that siin b
nc, moves one. c&cites one IN way :
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