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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-12-08
Washington Society

WASHINGTON, Dec. S.-The Pres!-
LEM and Mrs. Roosevelt entertained at
luncheon yesterday the British Ambas-
sador and Mrs. Bryce, Lord and Lady
Northcote, DR.. Shadwell, of Oxford, and
William Barnes, 3r., Of Albany. Early
In the afternoon Lord and Lady North
cote returned to New York from their
visit of several days to Ambassador
and Mrs. Bryce.
Baroness Hengelmuller left Wash
ington yesterday to join the Austrian
amba ssador in New York.
The japanese Ambassador and Bar
oness Takahira gave a reception at the
embassy, in X street, yesterday after
noon to all their collea CUES in the corps.
Nine. Jusserand Is arranging for a
musical to be given on the afternoon
of December IS for the benefit of ST.
Roses Industrial School, and the Brit
ish ambassador and Mrs. Bryce have
offered the big ballroom in the British
embassy for her use.
President-elect and Mrs. Taft arrived
in Washington yesterday from the v1r-
ginia Hot Springs. Mrs. Taft at once
went to the home of Mr.. and Mrs. W. J..
Boardman, where she is a guest, and
Mr.. Taft proceeded to New York. Mrs
Taft was the guest at luncheon of Mrs.
A. Garrison McClintock, of New York
n Washington.
Mrs. Letter has issued invitations for
a dinner in honor of Miss Ethel Roose-
Welt on December 10.
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Atwater. Miss Isabella Gregory and
Miss Nina Bissell. Members of the
board will be p~atronesses. Among those
working for the affair are Mrs.
william H. Brown, Mrs. James w
Howard, Mrs. Edward f. Worl, Miss
Mary Coey. Miss Phyllis Florence Bat
son, Miss Helen Anthony. Miss Rose
Writ, Miss Inez Stengel, Miss Flor
ence Bostwick, Miss Pearl Bievney,
Miss Marion Coe. Miss Edith Cobb,
Miss Maybelle Haynes, Miss Emily IL
lingworth, Miss Marguerite Baker.
Miss Isabel Rockwell, Miss Elsie Built
want. Miss Florence Lang, Miss Olive
Campbell, Miss Nonah Coey, Miss Mar
garet Clark. Miss May Courier, Miss
Laura Smith. Miss Marjorie Spencer.
Miss Eleanor Logan. Miss Elsie Mawha,
Miss Isabelle Gregory, Miss Alice Null
ford, Miss Bessie Grover, Miss Avil
Tobin, Miss Sidney Woolson, Miss Nina
Bissell and Miss Elizabeth Atwater.
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FOUR-YEAR-OLD GIRL is
SURPRISED BY FRIENDS.
Little Miss Evelyn Mueller Was
Prepared, However.

Little Miss Evelyn Mueller enter
tanned q party of friends yesterday at
her parents home, AL South Sixth
street, in honor of her 4th birthday. The
affair was a surprise, but the child was
equal to the occasion. The little guests
played games, sang and recited. Prizes
were awarded to Viola Koch, Louise
and Mamie Schnelle, Loretta Kolb and
Mildred Holman. Mrs. J.. A. Kolb, as
sisted by Mrs. w. A. Heilman and
Mrs. K. Schnelle. served the luncheon
and helped the little guests with the
games. Among the others present were
Mildred Hasfeld. Clement Holman,
Marie, Grace and Louise Schnelle,
Mamie and Louise Voos, Loretta and
Joseph Kolb. Walter and Arthur
Schwab and John Mueller.
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Mrs. James c. Corlies Hostess
to Civic Club-Sewing Cir
CIe's Theatre Benefit.

Several hundred women, represent
tng all the women's clubs of Newark
and many of the Oranges, Arlington,
I%rvington, Jersey City and Hoboken,
yesterday afternoon heard Mrs. Alice
B. Snowden. wife of DR.. Albert Snow
den. commissioner of industrial educa-
ton in New Jersey. speak on Indus
trial Education" The address was I'M
der the auspices of the Civic Club, of
Newark, and the gathering was held in
the home of the president OF the club,
Mrs. James C. Corlies. % East Park
street.
DR.. Anna M. Graves was chairman
of the program and Mrs. Harry Camp
ton of the reception. On the program
committee were Mrs. Ella Clifford. Mrs
DeForest r. Lozier. Mrs. Granville M
| Weeks n Mrs. Richard w. Storrs.
Mrs, Weeks served fruit and punch
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TAFT PASSES NEWARK
ON WAY TO WASHINGTON,

President-elect William Fl. Taft, who
went to New York to be the guest of
honor and deliver the principal address
at the annual dinner of the North
Carolina Society last night, left Jersey
City at SIT o'clock over he Pennsyl-
vania Railroad and passed through
Newark shortly after, on the way to
Washington, where he is to spend the
remainder of the week. Mr.. Taft is to
attend late today the conference of the
Governors called for the conservation
of natural resources.
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Cut Glass

Jugs, S2.6o to SIS.
sugar and Cream Sets, 81. % to
S1S.75 set
Spoonholders, $1.4o to $4.o6
each.
Bowls, great variety of shapes and
designs, $1.o8 to S24.
Bonbon and Olive Dishes, soc
to 81 % each
Relish Dishes, 81. 90 to 50. 81 ca.
Celery Trays, $1.75 to $40. %.
Punch Bowls, S14 to $72.
Tumbiers, 81. % to $72 dozen.
Fern Dishes, S2.5o to $50 each.
Water, Whisky, Cocktails. Claret
and HighbaIl Sets, $5.98 to $62. IS
set.
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AID HOMEOPATHIC HOSPITAL.

A substantial sun was realized yes
terday at the sale of fancy and useful
articles in the home of Mrs. w. w.
Lyon, of 80 Stanley avenue. under the
auspices of the Guild of the Homeo-
pathic Hospital OF Essex County. Mem
bers OF the Newark auxiliary were In
charge.
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IN HONOR OF MISSES MURRAY.

Miss Ethel Murray and Miss Mar
garet Murray, of New York, will be
guests of honor at a bridge and tea TO
be given in their honor next Monday by
Miss May Mulligan, of 70 Washington
street.
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WILL MARRY NEWARKER.

Mrs. Bertha Coughlan, of Millburn,
has announced the engagement OF her
daughter. Miss Margaret 2. Coushizn,
to Joseph G. Harris, Of this city.
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NURSERY AUXILIARY's DANCE.

The younger set will give q large
dance December % in Orator Hall I'M
der auspices of the auxiliary of the
Eighth Avenue Day Nursery. Arrange
ments are In charge OF Miss Elizabeth
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the Literary Club of Arlington n the
New Jersey Woman's Press Club.
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Marble Busts, Figures and
Groups from the noted seulptors
of Italy.
narbie Pedestals, Bronze
Figures and Groups; prices
81. 90 to S305.
Japanese Bronze Vases,
Koros, ETC.; price S2.7S to $zi.
Bronze Jardinieres; prices
$7.o6 to $40.
Vienna Bronze Cabinet
Pieces - Cigar Cutters, Paper
Knives, ETC.; prices 6oe, csc.
$I.7S to Si6.o6
Dresden, Teplitz, Royal
Bonn, Dutch and Italian Fai-
ence; hand-painted Limoges
and Italian Vases, etc.; choice
selection of Japanese Carved
worries; Japanese Vases In
Kutani, noriagi and Hiogo
Decorations; prices soc to
SIS. % each.
Flemish Art lottery
Pieces; prices use to 81 each.
Matt Green Vases, Caudle-
sticks, Fern Dishes, Jardin.
ieres, Umbrella Jars and Jar
dinieres and Pedestals; price
%oc to S14.o8.
Painted ivories In Partisan
gilt frames, at So. IS to $50 each.
Richly paintedDr esdenPIates
Richly Painted Porcelains
in heavy gilt frames. many with
shadow boxes,at Sl0to $50 each.
Partisan Gilt,Trinket, Bon
bon. Jewel, Handkerchief and
Glove Boxes with ivory ana
porcelain miniatures in covers, 1t
50. % to S78 each.
Sevres Blsque Pieces, prices
SI.25 to $23 each.
Brass Tea Caddics, Ash
Trays, Pen Trays, Csmdle-
sticks, Knockers, CandIeLan-
tern 8, Censers, Baskets.
Smoker Sets, Vases, Finger
Bowls. Fern Dishes, Jardi-
nieres, Umbrella Stands,
Jardinieres and Pedestals,
etc, in a great variety Of shapes
and styles.
Clifton Pottery Indian
Pieces.
DeIdare Ware; decorations,
The Hunt and Old English subjects.
Patriotic Ware; decoration,
the United States Coat of Arms
Rldgway's Brown GIace
Ware; decorations, animal sub
jects and Coaching Days and
Coaching Ways.
Stems and Tankards.
Rail Plates in great variety,
prices Csc to S2.75 each.
Vases and Decorative Art
Pieces at 25c, 4oc, o6c,
ST. rs. 81. 40, $2.9S to $6z5
each.
Fancy China fromth. French,
Italian, English, Ravarlan and
Austrian potteries.
Richly decorated Fish and
Game Sets, Asparagus Sets,
Salad and Fruit Sets. Bread,
Butter Sets, Punch Sets, Ice
Cream Sets, Chocolate Sets,
Pudding Sets. etc.
Almond Sets, 2 pcs, dainty
decorations, prices Sl.3S to
$500 set.
Mayonnaise Bowls, with
plates, 25c, ACC, 9Sc to So. %
set. s.
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Toilet Table Requisites
Hair Receivers and Puff Boxes,
Csc, 4oc, CSC to 81. % each.
Pin Trays, 10c, lSc. Csc to Sf.25
each.
Comb and Brush Trays. Csc,
40c, o8c to IS. % each.
Hat PIN Holders, 4oc to $1.7S ca.
Beautiful new lines Of Japanese China.
Cut Glass
Flower Vases, SI.4o. $i.o8,
ST. % to $50.
Tall COMFORTS, $1.oS to $24.
Decanters, Whiskey Jugs. etc.
S2.oS to $17.4o.
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Chocolate Jugs and Crack er Jars.
4oc. csc, $I.4o to $l3.o S each.
Condensed Milk Jars and Syrup
Jugs, Csc, 40c, CSC to $40.
Cake Plates, Salad and Fruit
Bowls and Celery Trays, 7Sc. 4oc,
o6c to 81. % each
Tea Cups and Saucers, 10c, 1Sc,
Csc, 40c to 81 each.
BouiIlon Cups and Saucers 2Sc,
SOC, soc to So. ~ each.
Plates, l0c, use, 4oc, csc to $40
each.
Bonbon and Olive Dishes, But
ter Ball Trays, etc, 10c, Csc, 4oc
to $40 each.
Chop Dishes at CSC to So. 90 each.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
DEATH IN THEIR OCCUPATION.
Makers Of Mirrors Poisoned by the
vapor of Mercury.

Every mirror is made at the cost
OF human suffering and poisoning. The
silvering of the glass by applying a
layer Of tinfoil alleged with mercury
involves so much risk Of poisoning,
the work people constantly breathing
the mercury vapor. that numerous at
tempts have been made to use an
other metal for the purpose.
1t was shown by Liebig that a fine
adherent deposit Of metallic silver
could be applied to glass by reducing
a solution Of a silver salt with milk
sugar, so this method has been EN-.
ployed as a commercial process. There
have been partly successful attempts
to get a like deposit Of copper.
The mirror often lacks brilliance
and is usually disngured with stains.
But 1t has been found by one f. D.
Chattaway of England that solutions
OF copper salts can produce brilliant
reddish films Of metallic copper which
are as perfect refectors as silver mir
rors. His method Of coating glass
with q layer Of copper, It is thought
will probably be used extensively In
making mirrors and other glassware
artioleg.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
ALL FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR.
Proof That the Modern Maiden 10 Net
Easily "stumped."

II was his first dinner at her house.
mother was away. and II was the
maids day out The girl sat down and
considered. She didn't know a blue
bean about cooking.
But dear, dear, Rome wasn't built
In a day and one couldn't acquire the
gentle art OF cooking In an afternoon.
So the old rule Of when in doubt
use the telephone" was applied. and
little girl smiled to herself and set the
table its prettiest
The cakes, salad and ices for that
dinner were perfect and the roast and
vegetables were delicious. He looked
elated and she maintained . discreet
air. Only the baskets and boxes In
the kitchen told the story. Some were
from one Of the best caterers in town.
the others, the ones that the roast and
vegetables had come In, were from q
delicatessen shop that makes sps-
cialty of sending out dinners to order.
So, Of course, he liked the dinner. and
the demure little maid only puskered
up her brow and said to herself. Il
wonder II am an old fraud"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
AGREED WITH LATE EMPLOYER.
For a Time, at Least, Boy Would Not
Smoke twist"

Mr.. J. M. Barrie. the popular nov.
elist and playwright, has glorified to-
bacco more than once. but Oh q GER
tain occasion he tried to induce a
smoker to desist II happened thus:
MIR. Barrie returned to his rooms
one day and discoyerea his page boy
putting hard at dirty clay pipe.
my boy" said the novelist. 1T Is
very bad for you to smoke that coarse
black twist. You will make yourself
old before your time"
And so he went on till he had deliv-
cred a long and what he believed TO
be a telling lecture. A day or two
later the youth left without giving no.
tice, and shortly afterward Mr.. Bar
RE brought some friends to his fiat.
Promising them a special treat. he
went to a cabinet where he kept a
store of very choice cigars. You can
imagine his chagrin when he discov-
cred that the cigars had vanished. and
In their place was the page boys clay
pipe and the following note:
Dear Sir: agree with you that
It is bad for boy to smoke twist. l
will not smoke any more twist till
have finished your cigars"
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jim ONCE MORE uNsHAcKLgp.
Probably Mrs. Jones' vlews colneIdsd
with Her Husbands.

One day tall. gaunt woman. with
rope-colored hair and an expression Of
great fierceness. strobe into the once
Of a county clerk In West Virginia.
"You air the person that keeps the
marriage books, ain't yer" she de-
manded
What book do you wish TO see.
madam" asked the polite clerk.
kin you find out IL Jim Jones was
married."
Search of the records disclosed the
name OF James Jones. for whose mar
riage a license had been issued two
years before.
Married Elizabeth Mott. didn't he?"
asked the woman.
"The license was issued for mar
rage with Miss Elizabeth Mott"
We'll, young man. I'm Elizabeth. I
thought / oughter come In an tell We
that Jim has escaped."--Harper's
Weekly.
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MANY USES foa TIE HAlapla.
Little instrument May Be Said to BE
Invaluable.

II is an excellent substitute for q
paper cutter. 1t will pierce cigar or
clean a pipe. AS puttonhook, either
for boots or gloves. 1t is invaluable.
In lieu of its sharper sister. the pin,
seaside trippers have been known to
find 1t convenient for extracting the
Wrinkle from its shell. In sxtremities
1t has served as a toothpick, horrible
as this may seem. while. II sufficient
number are used, 1t supplies the place
Of hatpin.
There Is another popular service
also that II performs. says the London
Chronicle. Recently at a smart hotel
in London young lady took up
novel. saying to the man who was
carrying II round: How far have
you got with this story7" AS she
spoke she opened the book with that
quick movement which inevitably be-
trays the book marker. then putting
it down with a laugh added: "Oh, l
was looking for the hairpin which
marked the place you had reached.
but, OF course, you don't use hairpins."
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
According to Training.

The traveller belonged to the "ef.
fete civilization Of the east" and when
the unmistakable odor of sauerkraut
permeated the atmosphere Of the lit
tie Pennsylvania inn where he had
halted for his midday meal he was
first perturbed and then irritated be-
yond measure by the smell. says the
author OF "Old Schuylkill Days"
"Sauerkraut! UGH" he shuddered.
with an indignant glance at the veneer
able Dutch landlord. who was nod
ding over his pipe in corner of the
room. How anyone can eat sauer-
kraut cannot see I'd as lief eat dirt
as to eat sauerkraut'
The landlord stirred In his chair.
"Well." he began, without opening
his eyes. that is just as you were
brought up. II you were brought up
to eat sauerkraut you eat sauerkraut.
II you were brought up to eat dirt
you eat dirt" Youths Companion.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
BETTER THAN MEDICINE
Breathe Hyomei's Tonic Healing
and be Cured of Catarrh.

Nature has remedy for catarrh, a
treatment that is far better than dos.
ing the stomach with medicine AMI
drugs.
1t is the healing oils and balsams of
Hyomei which medicate the air You
breathe. reaching the most remote air
cells in the nose. throat and lungs, kill
ing all catarrhal germs and restoring
health to the mucous membrane.
The use of Hyomei is like curative
internal air bath. and has the same
healing and antiseptic effect as the air
where the pine forests give off their
fragrant healing balsams.
Breathe the invigorating and healing
Hyomei and see how quickly you will
get relief from catarrh. II 1t does not
help you there will not be a penny's
expense, as W. L. Gokay agrees to re,
fund the money II it fails to cure. The
complete Hyomei outfit costs only
S1.00.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE

Subscribers to the Banner should
bear in mind that hereafter all sub
scriptions must be paid in advance,
because Of the positive rule made by
the postofflce department that only
paid in advance papers can be sent
through the mails at the low second
class rate Of newspaper postage. This
rule went into effect January /, 1908
and daily papers are given only three
months to get their lists on a paid in
advance basis. All the subscribers Of
the Banner will please bear this in
mind as we shall be compelled to dis
continue on April LIST all papers sent
through the mail not paid In advance.
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Character.

Character is consolidated habit,
and habit forms itself by repeated ac-
ton. Habits are like paths, beaten
hard by the multitude Of light foot
steps which go to and fro. The daily
restraint or indulgence of the nature
in the business. in the home, in the
Imagination, which is the inner labora
tory OF life. creates the character,
which, whether 1t be here or there,
settles the destiny. Men forget what
life is for. Their consciousness takes
in only the fiimsy. transient. passing
show. They forget that experience
is the only all important factor. That
character is worth more than all else
the world can possibly yield-the very
object of all materials. Of circum.
stances. Western Catholic.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
HIDDEN DANGERS
Nature Gives Timely Warn
ings that No Bennington Cit
izen Can Afford to Ignore.

DANGER SIGNAL NO. / comes
from the kidney secretions. They will
warn you when the kidneys are sick.
Well kidneys excrete a clear, amber
fluid. Sick kidneys send out a thin,
pale, foamy, or a thick, red ill-smell.
ing urine, full of sediment and irregu.
lar of passage.
DANGER SIGNAL NO. comes
from the back. Back pains, dull and
heavy, or sharp and acute, tell you OF
sick kidneys and warn you of the ap-
proach of dropsy, diabetes and
Bright's Disease. Doan's Kidney
Pills cure sick kidneys and cure them
permanently. Here's Bennington
proof:
John Grennan Of Ill Putnam street
Bennington VT, says: II suffered
from pains in my back for long time
and though used remedy after rem.
edy my condition rapidly grew worse.
At last | learned Of Doan's Kidney
Pills and got them at Shurtleff's Drug
store. | soon found I was being ben
Gifted and after using the contents Of
two boxes was entirely freed from the
trouble which had caused me so much
suffering. regard Doan's Kidney
Pills an exceedingly valuable remedy
for disordered kidneys"
For sale by all dealers. Price 30
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States. Remember the name-Doan's
and take no other.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
The Senatorship

As the time approaches when Gov.
ernor Proctor must make an appoint
ment of a senator to succeed his late
honored father the interest increases.
The governor is beset ON all sides by
the friends of various gentlemen who
have been suggested for the place and
especially by the supporters of Ely.
Governor Carroll s. Page who have
been making an active CANVASS.
Whatever the governor does he will
disappoint more than he will please.
He has three ways open to him. He
can appoint some well known citizen
who will make creditable showing
at Washington during the interim
and will not be candidate for re.
election in the fall and thus leave it
for the legislature next October to
fight it out. with free field for ali
aspirants.
He can appoint Ex-Governor Page
and pay the debt that his father owed
and also please the thousands Of ad.
mirers Of Governor Page throughout
Vermont. who feel that he has no,
been used quite fairly by the state.
Or he can maintain the high stan.
dard which he has so far set for his
administration by turning deaf ear
to possible self interest, to political
scheming, to all the things that are
invoked to turn man aside from nigh
purpose, and do his best for the state
Of Vermont by naming to I'LL the va
cancy, Hon. o. NJ. Barber Of Bcnning-
ton who In ability ranks above all
others who have been suggested and
is Of the calibre Of the great men who
have in the past represented Vermont
in the United States senate. II Is
perhaps too much to ask of Governor
Proctor, but he has done so mucn and
so well that we have come to exDect a
great deal-more than anybody would
dream of asking Of lesser man.
II the governor shall elect to name o
Imam who would make fine appear
ance and creditable record I'm the
senate for the coming six months and
who would not be candidate for re
election, he could not do better than
to appoint Ex-Governor John G. Nc
Cullough of North Bennington. IL is
generally expected that the appoin,
ment will be made this week and /,
may even be already decided upon.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
With Allowance,

There Is an editor in a little New
York town who has well developed
streak OF gentle humor and fond
ness for gardening. Not long ago his
man Of all work left him, and the
editor advertised for some one to fill
his place. Among the applicants for
the position was man who seemed to
know his business thoroughly, but who
failed to produce references as to
character when requested. Moreover
his eyes were somewhat shifty.
You say you have no referencesT
the editor asked.
mo, sir. ! have not" the man re,
piled in a tone Of humble pride; 'but
! think, sir. that you will find honesty
printed on my face"
The editor smiled a little. well
er'-perhaps," he admitted; that is, al
lowing for typogra ohical errors -
Sunday Magazine.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
Easy to Swallow Raw Zoo,

Raw eggs are bloodmakers and may
be taken In any way one wishes. The
simplest method Of getting them down
is to take q shallow wine glass. put
in . drop OF clear lemon Juice and
then break the egg in this. taking care
not to injure the yolk. Over this put
about four drops Of lemon, scattered,
to make the egg 90 down easily with
one swallow. This is readily accom-
plished II the head is held back and
the contents of the glass tossed into
the back of the mouth. Eight eggs
day are none too much when one 10
trying to recuperate.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
Addicted 10 Swearing.

A big husky truckman was belabor-
ing his horses with bullwhip. &C.
companylng each stroke with tor
rent of horrid profanity that could be
heard block. A timid looking gen
tleman stood near, waiting patiently
for an opening. and when the psychic.
logical moment arrived said in soft
voice: my dear fellow. in acquiring
your education you sadly neglected
the simplest rules of oral hygiene.
The truckman was so astounded that
he cursed no more tor full minute.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-19
Tender.Hearted.

Mrs. Flagg-At last I've seen a
tender-hearted tramp!
Mr.. Flagg-HOw's that?
Mrs. Fiagg-He came here this
morning begging for something to
eat. He told such pitiful tale that |
gave him meal and offered him two
Of your cigars; but he wouldn't ac-
cept the cigars
Mr.. Flagg-0ffered my cigars to a
tramp! Well, where did his tender.
heartedness come in?
Mrs. Flagg-He looked at the cigars
longingly for moment and then told
me he didn't have the heart to smoke
them.-lllustrated Sunday Magazine.