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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Good Roads in Other States

The number of miles of road way 10
the United States in daily use is
2,l50, 600, and the greater portion of
this Is composed of earth roads. The
subject of building good roads ID there
fore founded on sulid faots, espec-
tally when it is known that the farm
ersof the country are annually losing
over S27, 900, 600 by having to trans.
port their produce ever bad roads.
OF the eleven legislatures in session
asst winter, six mnde better road laws.
New York issued So, 600, COO in bonds
for road Improvement, and has sug-
gested tax per weight on automo-
biles. New Jersey, the first state to
adept the principle of state aid in
this matter, has improved 1926 miles
at cost OF $1,000, 900 since the law
was passed. California does not give
state aid, but has a law permitting To-
calities to help themselves in this
matter, so movement Is on foot be-
tween several counties to create a
bonded Indebtedness of IS, 600. 900 for
road improvement while the Califor.
MIA State Automobile association Is
primarily good roads association.
Missouri last year created the office
of state highway engineer, looking
toward internal improvements.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30

which settled in these organs. The
secretions We're too free in action, both
day aud night and were attended with
severe pain. Whenever / attempted tc
stOop over, sharp twinges would catch
me through he loins and cause .he
most intense suffering. | felt weak
tired aud languid and my eyesight was
affected. | was greatly annoyed by
dizzy spells and nothing seemed to help
me until procured a box of Deans
Kidney Pill at ClarSe's drug store. l
used them according to directions and
it WASH long before ! felt like differ
ent man, without any sign of my
trouble. Today my general health is
excellent and for that reason, | cannot
speak too highly in praise of Doan's
Kidney Pills" For sale by all dealers.
Price fifty cents milburn Co.,
Baffalo New York, sole agents for the
United States. Remember the name
Doan's-and take no other.
For sale by all dealers. Price so cts.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York
sole agents for the United States. Re
member the name-Doan's-and take
no other.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Editor Gets Left.

Editor Pacius, leader of the Mabton
band, Ia a widower and like most of
his kind, is always looking out for a
catch. Last Saturday, while on the
platform at the celebration, he was
gazing upon Klickitat's fair dumseIs
and his eye fell upnn one who was
above the average in looks and who
took his eye and no told Billy Verron
who was with him that he was going
to make catch Gu her as soon as the
pIogram was over. AS soon as he was
at leisure he and Billy started through
the crowd, Pacius looking for the OF
ject OF his aft feotions and when he
found her she was helping her push a
baby carriage. Don't tell Pacius
about this or you will get licked. -
Bickelton News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Over Thirty.Fiye Years

In 1872 there was a great deal O.
diarrhoea, dysentry and cholera infan
tum. 1t was at this time that Cham
berlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy was first brought into use. II
proved more successful than any other
remedy or treatment, and has for thir.
ty-fve years maintained that record
From a small beginning its sale and use
has extended to every part of the
United States and TO many fol eign
countries. Nine druggists out of ten
will recommend it when their opinion
is asked, although they have other med.
icines that pay them a greater profit
1t can always be depended upon, even
in the most severe and dangerous cases
For sale by Kier d Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
will She Get Him.

The man wish to marry, says a
contributor to the August Designer,
is one who would, IL necessary, when
wsshday comes, oil up his sleeves and
bend his back over the washtub; who
would te the irst to turn out on cold
winter mornings and build the fires
who would be ready to walk the floor
at midnight with collicky baby who
would spend many of his evenings at
home with me instead of loafing
around Ear.rooms, street corners, or
other places of amusement, talking
clap rap and politics; who does not
indulge in intoxicants of any kind.
who does not consider that he Is it..
In short, wish to marry man. As
to looks and age, while they count,
nevertheless they are minor consid-
Grafton,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Thinning Fruit,

The labor of pruning and spraying
and cHltivating, no matter how intel
ligently it may be done, may all be
wasted unless one other thing is done,
Rerem her that fru t tree is like q
willing horse" that takes upon itself
load it cannot carry. There is a
limit to the amount of fruit a tree
can bring to perfection and the wise
olchaldist will see to it that the tree
is not overloaded. The horticultur-
ists who have demonstrated the value
to fhe practice tell us that thinning
the fruit is just as essential as prun-
ing and spraying and oultivating.
One good apple is worth two or more
poor ones when you are seeking gilt
edged prices. %. A. G. Bulletin.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Was in Poor Health for Years.

Ira W. Kelley, of Mansfield, Pa,
writes; 81 was in poor health for two
years, suffering from kinney and blad-
der trouble, and spent considerable
money consulting physicians without
obtaining any marked benefit, but was
cured by Foley's Kidney Cure, a.id !
desire to add my testimony that it may
be the cause Of restoring the health OF
restoring the health of others" Re-
fuse substitutes. Sold by G. n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
WHAT THE KIDNEYS DO.
Their Unceasing Work Keeps Us Strong
and Healthy.

All the blood in the body passes
though the kidneys once every three
minutes. The kidneys filter the blood.
They work night and day. When
healthy they remove about 500 grains OF
impure matter daily, when unhealthy
some part of this impure matter is left
in the blood. This brings OF many
diseases and sympton---pain in the
back, headache, nervousness, hot, dry
skin, rheumatism. gout. gravel, d sor-
ders OF the eyesight and hearing, dzzi-
ness, irregular heart, deb lity, drousi-
ness dropsv, deposits in the urine, ect.
But if you keep the filters right you will
have no trouble with your kidneys
W. H. loot, Hill Heights, Hood
River Oregon, says: 4 suffered a great
deal from my kidneys for long time.
The disease being the result of cold
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Chmberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy Would Have
Saved Him 500.

an 1902 had very severe attack of
diarrhoea," says r. N. Farrar OF Cat
Island, La. "For several weeks | was
unable to do anything. On March IS,
1907, | had similar attack, and took
Chamberlains collie, cholera and diarr
hoea Remedy (Which gave me prompt
relief. consider it one OF the best
medicines OF its kind in the world, and
had Fused 1t in 1902 believe it would
have saved me hundred dollar doc
tor'Y bill" Sold nv Kier & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
BOYS Life Saved.

My little boy, four years old, had a
severe attack of dysentry. We had two
physicians; both of them gave him up.
We then gave him Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and diarrhoea remedy which
cured him and that saved his life
William II. Strollng, Carbon Hill Ala.
There is no doubt but this remedy
saves the lives of many children each
year. Give it with castor oil according
to the plain printed directions and a
cure is certain. For sale by Kier &
Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
IL can't Be Beat.

The best of all teachers is experience.
c. NJ. Harden, of Silver City, North
Carolina, says: 81 find Electric Bitters
does all that's claimed for it. For
Stomach, Liver and Kidney troubles it
can't be beat | have tried it and ind
it a most excellent medicine Mr. Har-
den is right; it's the best of all medi-
cines also for weakness, lame back, and
all run down conditions. Best too foI
chills and malaria Sold under guaran-
tee at Chas. N. Clarke's drug store. so.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30

Popovicb, ,IPetsr; Price, q. G. Rambo,
Simon; Roliins. Roy E. Ssgor, Tom
Ssmnalssn, Erik; Sash & Door Fac
tory; Sargent, NJ; Savage, Frank
Savage, NJ. r. Schott, Rory c.. scep
anovitcb, W. r. Scott, :H. j.; Shel
ley, Clint (2l; Sinclair, Jack; Slack
Earl; Small, Dick Smith I. A. +: Spen
Ger ). E. Stsylor Peter b Symous,
Henry (2): Symintiue Peter; The baul,
Chas. A. T,bbetts Robt A. ; Trachset
Robert; Tyndoll BENZ. Nendle s. E.
Wlorlow A. Wells Geo.; Walt on,
SAX. Young, Scott.
VIM. NJ Yates, Postmaster.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Want American Fruit.

Fruit cannot be successfully grown
In the prairie country east of the Ca
madam Rockies and the people of that
vest region will want our products.
AS large part of the population there
estimated at from ne-fourth to one
half are American products and
manufactures, and il we bad reciproc-
ity with Canada they would come here
to place theil orders. Spokesman
RApiew
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Help for Those Who Have Stomach
Trouble.

After ductoring for about twelve years
for bad stomach trouble, and spend
ing nearly five hundred dollars for med
icine and doctors fees, l purchased my
wife one box of Chambealain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets, which did her so
much good that she continued to use
them and they have done her more
good than all of the medicine | bought
before.-SAMuEL BOYER, Folsom, 10 va.
This medicine is for sale by Kier Il
Cass, Samples free.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
WalIa Walla Ships Apples.

Apples are being shipped from
orchards near Walla Walln to cities al
over the northwest. The fruit is vel
favored for go early in the season and
meets a strong demand at good prices
Peaches, all the early varieties, are
being packed in large quantities, but
the real crop. those of late varieties,
will not be ON the market for several
weeks.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
piaying Allegro,

When the mother returned from 9
shopping tournament, the first thing
that met be reyes was lump on little
Willie's headfore.
''For goodness sake !" she said.
"How did be get itY"
D." 'Tis frun th' boomp he got, " the
new nurse explained. aye tould me,
ma am, to lit him play on the pianny y
If he wanted to, an wanst, he slid
too far, ma'am."
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30

Ballard's Snow Liniment cures it.
Mr.. 0. Il. =. Cornelius, Turner, Ore.
writes-My wife has discovered that
Snow Liniment cures "poison Oak Pois.
ioning", very painful trouble. She
not only cured case of it on herself,
but on two of her friends who were
poisoned by this same ivy. Price 25c,
soc and 81. Sold by Chas. n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
A MilliOnaire,s Raby

attended by the highest priced baby
specialist could not be cured of stomach
or bowel trouble any quicker or sureI
than your baby if you give it McGee's
Baby Elixir. Cures diarrhoea, dysen'
tary and all arrangements of the stom'
ach or the bowels. Price 25c and SOC,
Sold by Chas. n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Terribly Scalded

is something we hear or read abou
every day of our lives. Burns ant
scalds either slight or serious are bound
to happen in your family, be prepared
by having bottle OF Ballard's Snow
Liniment handy. 1t relieves the pair
instantly and quickly heals the burn.
Sold by Chas. n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Yakima Apples Grow Whisk ers

Apples with whiskers on them are
the latest discovery at Yakima and
some of the fruit effected, found in
Fruitvale, has been sent to the state
authorities ior examination. The
growth is believed to be a disease.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30

Bert Barber, of Elton, Wis, says: II
have only taken four doses of DeWitt's
Kidney and bladder pills and they
have done for ME more than any other
medicine has ever DONE" Sold by Keir
and Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30

The remedy that makes you eat, sleep
and grow strong, called Palmo Tablets
will be sold regularly by Williams
Pharmacy, Hood River. These great
nerve and constitution builders cost only
5Oc per box, six boxes. $3.50. If
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-30
Twenty-Five Cents is the Price Paid of
Pence,

The terrible itching and smarting, in
cident to certain skin diseases, is al
most instantly allayed by applying
Chamberlain's Salve. Price, % cents.
For sale by Ker 4 Cass.
The champion. (Arcadia, Fla.) 1895-1911, 1908-02-20
j . MCKEE, L. B. HUFFAKER
McREE & HUFFAER
BROKERS

No 2io Lafayette Street. Box Phone s2oss Tampa Florida
MARGINAL and DELIVERY Contracts for Cotton Stocks.
Grain and Provisions be instantly over direct ae
wires which furnish continuously all quotations the New
Stock Exchange New York and Cotton Exchanges
and Chicago Board CT Trade
All quotations and information boards will be cieeuy
furnished for the asking you are entirely welcome TO cali our
Office and make Of quotations.
Ont OF town orders or inquiries by mail phone will have
best attention.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06
Did iie Refused

They were alone In the conservatory
&c turned to her. His voice was low,
but passionate.
You know" he said, why ! have
asked you to come here. win you be
my wifeT
She looked at him intently.
mo" she answered, and she uttered
the monosyllable as IL she loved It,
No doubt she expected him to reel
and clutch at something, but he did
nothing Of the sort
Every WELL" he briskly said. That's
all want to know. Shall we go in
and finish our dancer
She stared at him in wonder.
"Are-aren't you hurt by my refusal
Don't you intend to do something des-
perater
"Desperate2 Certainly not-unless
you call tackling the lobster salad des-
peratR."
Her pride was sorely wounded. She
had meant TO hurt him. 1t would have
been a proof Of her power. Now she
hungered for revenge There was only
one way to get even with him.
George" she said, II have reconsid.
cred my decision. will be your WIFE
And the two scrawny rubber plants
and the three yellow palms quivered
with suppressed aughter.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06

Frederick william l., father Of Fred
erick the Great, was a most brutal old
fellow, treating his son almost as badly
as they treat the exiles In Siberia. I'm
able to endure such barbarlty on the
part Of his father. Frederick resolved
to run away and seek refuge at the
court Of his uncle, George ii. Of Eng
land. Ready to assist him In his at
tempt were his two young friends,
Lieutenants Katie and Keith. By the
imprudence of Katie the secret was
found out, and Frederick was placed
under arrest. Keith escaped but Katie
was tried by court martial, sentenced
to death and executed. Frederick also
was sentenced to death and would
have been shot but for the earnest ex-
postulations Of the kings Of Sweden
and Poland.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06
The Deaf and Dumb.

In early times 1t was an opinion,
maintained even by philosophers, that
the education of the deaf and dumb
was impossible. 1t was then believed
that language could be acquired only
through the medium Of the ear, as
shown by the couplet Of Lucretius:
To instruct the deaf no art could ever
reach,
No care improve them and no wisdom
teach.
The first mention of instruction for
the deaf and dumb is found In Beds,
A. d. 865 No other case Is met with
for some centuries. Rudolfus Agric-
ola Of Heidelberg makes mention Of
an educated deaf mute in his "Dialec-
tica." 1880. 1t was not until 1920 that
instruction for the deaf and dumb be-
gan to be general.-New York Amer
lean.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06
The Hundred Best Rook,.

'"The fact Is that there Is no posi-
billty Of naming the hundred best
books The naming of them for any
large general audience is quite impos-
sible All that Is possible In such a
connection Is to state emphatically
that there are very few books that are
equally suitable TO every kind Of in
tellect," says Clement Shorter In his
book Of Immortal Memories" ITEM
permanent as well as intellectual en-
dowment makes for so much In read
Ing Take, for example, the Imitation
Of Christ George Eliot although not
Christian. found it soul satisfying
Thackeray, as l think more robust In
tellect, found it well nigh as mischiev-
GUS as did Eugene Sue. There are
great books that can be read only by
the few, but surely the very greatest
appeal alike to the man of rich intel
lectual endowment and to the man to
whom all processes of reasoning are
incomprehensible"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06

~ correspondent of a London paper,
commenting on the crusade against
rats in Great Britain, says: 1.-THE real
remedy against rats is the ferret, not
the unhealthy ferret kept by the half
starved rat catcher of the agricultural
village, but the strong, healthy ferret
bred on the ground floor of well ven
tilated, commodious dog kennel and
there kept on skimmilk, table refuse
and small birds. Bedded with clean
wheat straw, the ferret is one of the
sweetest of animals, and the expert
goes into the kennels and cheers them
as though In a kennel of hounds, and
they crawl about him harmiSh5ly. The
young bucks will run miles a4ross the
country with the expert, just like lit
tie terriers. With this healthy. life
they grow too big for hunting rsR in
barns or other buildings, but they can
settle any rat In a wheat stack II put
In before the rat has made labyrinth
inside the stack. The doe ferrets will
rout the buildings, and they alone
should be the chief instrument In the
crusade The rat is too cunning for
guns. traps and other devices"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06

Lace dressing has been considered
necessarily unhealthful occupation on
account Of the intense heat required to
be maintained in the room. In some
cases the temperature exceeds 100 de-
grees F. and much moisture Is evapo-
rated from the wet fabric. The evil
dence brought forth at a recent inves-
tigation In England, however, shows 1t
to be an exceedingly healthful pursuit.
New workers are often temporarily up
set .k~the beginning by the high tenn
perature, but no cases could be found
where health had broken down. On
the contrary, some ailments-colds. for
instance-were found less prevalent
among lace dressers than among the
workers In other branches of the in
dustry. Time keepers books showed
few absences from illness. No special
tendency toward lung diseases could
be found, Notwithstanding that most of
lAe workers lived in poor and insani-
tary localities and led irregular lives.
Many lace dressers now enjoy vigorous
old de after doing this work from
acknowledgements News.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06


stalking about the intelligence Of an
FINALS" said young Kanebiter, why, /
have a dog up at the farm that's sim
ply wonderful"
GLOW soT said Pitken.
"Why, you see, was out shooting
one day when I found large, hand
some dog lying on the ground moaning
with pain. Some ruffian had shot 1t
In the leg l carried 1t home. bandaged
the wound and finally cured the poor
beast. Some months after that was
compelled to travel lonely road after
dark when suddenly Ponto, who &C.
companled me, growled warningly.
The next moment a highwayman step
ped out Of the bushes and put pistol
to my head"
"Ah," cried the llstenM, 81 see!
Thereupon the grateful dog seized the
robber by the throat"
"Not at all. The man robbed me
easily enough-took watch, purse, ev-
| erything."
But Ponto?'
"Ran off as fast as his legs would
carry him. That's the point-don't you
see? Animal instinct-didn't want to
| get shot again" Illustrated London
News
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06
A Powerful Combination,

Tim was protege of Mr.. Blank. a
well known Boston lawyer. He was
often in trouble. but by personal influ-
ence with the courts Mr.. Blank man
aged to have him let down easy, SO 1t
became matter Of talk, the Green
Bag says, that he did not suffer greatly
in being arrested.
How is It, Tlm." some one asked
one day, that you are arrested very
often. but never go to Jail or pay any
flnesT
ITS just this way" Tim replied 81
have Mr.. Blank for me lawyer, and
what he doesn't know about the law
tells him"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06
Sans, but Moro of II.

Sitting in Broadway restaurant the
other evening We're two young women
who had not met for four years One
Of them had grown stout ana the other
had admitted that She wouldn't have
recognized her old friend under ordi-
nary circumstances. They sat silently
looking at each o,her for a moment
when the heavyweight inquired:
"What are you thinking aboutr
II was just trying to see whether
your expression is the same as 1t used
to be-" said her friend.
"Just the same" the girl with the
avolrdupols declared. "Only more of
lt"-New York Globe.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06

The reporter hurried up to the scene
OF the accident A workman engaged
on some scaffolding had missed his
footing and had fallen many feet into
the street below. Then the reporter
went Off to interview the unfortunate
man. who luckily had escaped with a
very severe shaking and few nasty
bruises. and asked sympathetically.
did you have vertigo, my man?"
"Oh, no. sir; only about thirty-five
feet. Quite far enough for me, though"
--Pearsons.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06

One day an Irlshman, having put his
hat upon gate post by VIII. h he lay
down to sleep, sprang up at midnight
and, mlstaking the object for an en-
envy, dealt 1t desperate cut with his
scythe, Perceiving his mistake, the
man gave thanks to heaven that he
had taken it off before lying down.
For" said he, had my head been In
that hat, it's ten to one l had laid 1t
open with my scythe, and it's a dead
man would have been seem mesllf at
this minute"-London Captain.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06

"And now" said the laxative man
at the concert, suppose at time like
this you were all alone in the world.
What would you do with Nervous
s:an-Thank the Lord.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06
An Efsotiua sear.oro,.

A scarecrow used by farmer In the
north Of England not only scared every
crow that saw 1t. but one crow was so
frightened that he brought back the
corn he had carried to his nest three
days before.-London Tit Blts.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06
Didn't Want to "a Left

Miss Vere-Mr. Desmond, why did
you go to the dining doom before you
greeted the hostess? Mr.. Desmond
Well, the hostess will keep, but the re-
freshments seemed to be getting away.
London Telegraph.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06
Water.

Water" said the scientific person,
sis H'O."
Yes" answered Dustin Stax as he
laid aside the market report, "some Of
1t is end a great deal Of 1t l. o. w.
Washington Star.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06

Peggy-Was that pliceman ever lit
te baby. mother7 Mother-Why, yes,
dear Peggy (thoughtfully)-I don't
believe I've ever seen a baby p'lice-
manl-Punch.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-06

spriggins-I can always tell when
am at my office whether 1t is bill col
lector or a client that touches my cleo
tric bell. Higgins-You can? SprIg-
gins-Yes; no clients ever come.-Som-
erville Journal.