The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-04-14

patriotism, the most supreme conf
dence In their ultimate success
reigned In every heart Examples OF
the most heroic selfsacrifice were not
lacking A japanese mother had
given her three sons to the war. The
first WAS reported slain She smiled
and said. 1T is web. am happy"
The second lay dead upon the field.
She smiled again, and said. Il am
still happy" The third gave up his
life. and they said to her: at last you
weep" Yes" she said, but 1t is
because ! have no more sons TO give
10 my beloved country"
Now, this is all very beautiful, but
as my mission in life is laughter in
stead OF tears, ! want to say that 1t
reminds me OF little story Of our
country and our war-the war OF the
great rebellion. When, in answer TO
the call for troops. the blood of our
noble volunteers had been poured out
upon southern fields for three long
years. there arose. a class. Of. men
called bounty jumpers" Who, acting
as substitutes for drafted men and
taking a large sum OF money for the
Job. sometimes Jumped the bounty"
and disappeared instead OF going to
the front 90 serve Uncle Sam. These
men were subjected to a medical ex-
animation which. in the hands OF I'M
scrupulous physicians (who received a
large fee II the man 'passed"), was
not always as rigorous as IL should DE.
A doctor who was seen coming out of
the examining room with a very sour
face was greeted by friend with a
Hello. Doc! What's the matter?
Didn't you pass your MANI"
Pass nothin'l"
why, he looked all right"
"All right Why he was sound as a
nut: but the colonel of the regiment
suggested we stand him up on high
table and make him jump TO the floor.
and, by Jove! II his COMPOUNDED glass
eye didn't fall out and spoil the whole
business!"
ancient costume and methods. To-day
ladders are made OF bamboo the rungs
dashed fast with rope, as they have
been made for generations. The
streets are watered with little carts
having a row of holes at the back,
and pulled by men. who I'LL them SLOW
ly and laboriously one bucket at q
time. while the sidewalks are watered
by two perforated buckets, suspended
from a bamboo pole laid across the
shoulders of man, who trots in and
out between the people, turning and
twisting until the walk is thoroughly
sprlnkled.
Everything seems to be done the
hardest way, and those who work,
work very hard. The few men who
have horse dray never sit and drive,
even when the dray is empty, but al
ways walk ahead. dragging the patient
brute along. Loads are more frequent
ly carried on hand-carts. pulled by
men, women or boys. In going up a
hill three or four men will pull or
push, intonlng a sort OF droning song
as they work.
In the country districts life In its
most primitive and ancient aspects
may be seen. In the rice fields men
and women work side by side, their
ankles bleeding from contact with the
stubble, welding tools of a pattern az
old as the cultivation OF the grain.
The evolution Of the new Japan
from the chrysalis of the old is an in
teresting study just now, Ali signs
point toward the springing up of a
new country, full-fedged. ready to
spread its bright wings and fly away
from the old, that has wrapped it
close for so many centuries; but the
time Is not vet