The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-26
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bills does not alarm me.
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II would be foolish for a girl to let
a young man she admires teach her
too quickly to roller skate.
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Many man has guessed woman's 8
age and then estimated out loud that
she was ten years younger.
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II is not good form to act overjoyed
when a friend repays that So he owed
you He may think you never ex.
pected to get It back.
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To the preacher, life may be a ser.
mon to the joker, 1t may be jest,
to the artist, It may be a picture, but
to the poet, life is no poem!
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Halloween isn't so far away that
one should be advised not to nail
down the sidewalk a little more Sc.
curely If time hangs heavy on ones
hands.
In Vienna II is necessary TO get the
wife's consent before a man may 70
up in a balloon. In Chicago, for in
stance, there are probably any number
OF wives who would dispense with
this formality II they thought there
was any possibility OF the balloon be
ing lost!
Some women are opposed to gam
bling only when their husbands lose
In our family, | am the anti-gambler
My wife took such chance when sh,
got me, that she can't get the spirit
of gambling out OF her system.
cater to this streak in her by stayinf
down town nights, once a week. Al
she has to do is to gamble on whether
or no she can name the night before
hand. AS the odds are six TO one,
usually win.
The Unreliable Mir. Weather Man.
! 'Tis now the time 10 don vest
And drop tho low-cut shoes.
II you keep on your gau2y gauze,
Your flesh will have the blues.
, Go hang the straw hat in the shed
And get your derby down.
Don't fail TO take your ovorcoat
When you go Off to town.
Now mind the dope and do It all
When you leave home to-day
OF course torrid wave will come
But do II anyway
For II you do not dress quite warm,
Twill freeze six inches deep.
, And you, with your straw hat ant
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Now wouldn't you feel CHEAP?
Mixed.
I'VE regret exceedingly" explain,
the Ladies' Home Regulator, that II
making up the forms this week tn,
foreman careles3ly mixed the motto,
OF the Sunday baseball game with th'
notice Of the pastor Of the Baptis
flock that revival meetilgs were {,
begin that Sabbath evening at hi.
church. 1t is not just according to tn,
statutes 10 read that Rev. Mr.. Hick
son will lead in prayer, while Bill!
Wilson will give him able assistance
In the pitchers box. Neither does /
please the baseball management to an
I nounce that the Sunday game will bt
opened with prayer followed by {
free-will offering, while the good peo
pie are notified that 95 cents eacl
will be charged as an admission fee
at the church door. The intlmatio,
that Deacon Hardridge would act a!
shortstop did not materially mystify
the people, as everyone knows the
deacon well enough TO know that he
would not desert the passing of the con
tribution box thus to desecrate the
Seventh Day. The announcement o.
a baptism at the end of the ninth In
ming, however, was exceedingly un
fortunate, especially that portion of Il
which referred tor Amos Whiffletret
acting as umpire!
Altogether the transpositions were
exceedingly annoying. The editor
who is hiding in the loft OF his barr
and having his meals sent up on the
hay loader trusts that the people viii
be reasonable, remembering that ac
cidents will happen In the best of reg
ulated families. II he could be per
mitted to come down in time for his
Thanksgiving dinner he would be graf
itude itself.
"An expression from our townsfoll
would be most acceptable
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Storiette.
walter at Versailles France, named