The Washington herald., 1908-09-06
SNAPSHOTS AT EUROPE.

GoC-e G1i--s are s-l- used In Berlin
A German woman IS worth vHz- she WI bring il
A t-z51 IS known by lis s-71s
Tie evi. t5zt Eeu did lives after tsez IN Po7u7sL
A c1z-lze-rzI breakfast Is a 5ay dream
a tourist and his money are soC- AZ ODDS
4 zar IS as vCzlg as his wife looks Old
P-icas vary According 20 the c1s--@ houses
Venice in Vienna sounds better thar T. looks
AL r1l5ss are rot C7-s's
Y11 1.zy travel u the East Z yo1 have the SAL
TIE Austrian c--a- is worth whz- 70 is za-ksd-
4 s-u6s-s's 6zht is a s,asaln- azai--
The Very Widow" waltz IS vhistle1 IN O5e--
zH@a-r4--
Tae English -lft~ has ITS ups. b=t 10 downs
TIE s-zadz-5-ssz-sr ot Ge1aza regiment Is q
uss-c-
Tie ezz 81 breakfast IS worth its wait
Izpc-ial Rome became The pillars ot many 4
Christian ch--rl-
Italian cities are great zslf-sdre--ise-s-
Keep 70 the relt-'--nd you VII Be --1n d5uz-
Get r7ln down. ard you VIII be r11 f.
Perrin Is dong i-s level bes--
The hand that rocks the cradle also carries the
bod.
A FrankszTtsr o. the Nam is worth two On the
/ Oder
Love laughs AZ the wireless While fortune fa7o-s
the spark
Rc-arlrs lives forever IN Rome. but Uncle
Rcnus'' IS a dark secret
Where 80 they burv tbsi- dssz2 ne proportion
Ct cemete-es isn't as great as IL B-0oklyu.
Station si-1s in Bohemia look as though Trey had
snent The night n TIE Latin oza-tsr-
The European house % i1s American hrc-he--
! You're q h-i-E-'
he standing army SITS heavily on Germany.
Johr Bull au5 his Ireland
/ Pstnfe5 wood Is not 50 cold as fact
[ The question e the chicken ard TIE s-- nay he
1- be +rf Sc. --l.r
He that dances n a German hotel must rlay ire
riccolo.
svitze-ia-s has IT'S Te55y Pears
I Nine PcmTadour evidently thc-rht he Er-uaror
Frederick should he up with the TINES. So she rrs-
/ serted hin with four clocks
4 German is the language of two empires ard re-
rHbic-
No house can have an IT, where lard is sold b7
I the inch.
/ 4 Continental compartment car is Ike a Harlem
fat. It has all the comforts of bome-in the at-
/ s-ract
i Seeing London' guide o1ce did dutv on Broad
! uay- Three months in the c0uatrT and his treszy
/ descriptions have cartrref London Town
I London IS suffering from the French in-asion
/ The Rhine hardly deserves 20 be called the Hud-
son IF Eur-pe-
The policemen IN Glaszaw CARY lanterns on then
( backs
] Al aT171 0F1taE0r ara hlDE MrlIa17 UTVra-
position on College Green. hut they have thsir backs
[ to each ether.
! The Blaruev stone c1-ers all Ireland
The Irish irkee7ers act OF the principle thar vo-
don't know what Tou want There Is a rletbora N
advice.
I Kind hearts nav Re more than coruuets but the
Swiss waitress has both.
Z A tip IS erer bone q contenti'u-
Touring the hotels IS game n tsr-
/ Al American IS known 5y his ice water and Ii,
! bath
I Though you should give away half q v17r Ef--
t DON. s-il Il Is better 20 keep v1ur temper.
! A han has been PIT on the italian Iattuce Lii.
I the American oyster it harhors tsqhoid germs
He who eats the Vienna roll uust settle viii n,
dentist
The tourist iuvasioa of Europe IS the car1e of th.
Light Brigade. Theirs not 20 re7s01 whT but 10 &.
( as they're told and take the rext train
An Arsrican Indian IN Vienna wasn't as bad a
he was rainted-
l An Erzlish1nan prefers an ITishnsn % a Scotch
nan. The SCOT prefers shc Irish 10 the Enclish
Tie I-isa love America
I Dublin is thirty nainutes ahead q Londou.
Irish trains are due 10 arrive az about a certain
time.
! There Is no place Ike hone.