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Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28

The night between the Swisher ana
Scherr factions of the republican party
in wsst Virginia, goes merrily on,and
may it keep on until after the election.
The Scherr followers are composed OF
a class of citizens whe have become
tired of the nominations Of the ring
and they, as republicans, could not
serve their party better than turning
the state ever to the democratic party
fer that is the only way in which the
republican party can ever rid itself oil
the boss rule under which u ID run
and Kept in power.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28

Mr.. Taft has declared that he and
the republican party are the
enemies of the trusts and that
that if he is elected he will wipe
them Off the face of the earth. The re.
publican party has been in power al
most without interruption for the past
forty years and it must take the re-
sponsi bility for the trusts II there are
trusts. If Mr.. Tafts party has enter
tanned that degree Of esteem and affec-
ton for the money power that has en-
abled them to organize into trusts and
ordinations for robbing the people
by what process Of reasoning can they
convince the voters that they will, il
again intrusted to power, break up
that cordial relation which has in the
past and is today existing between the
"malefactors Of great wealth" and the
republican party?
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28

panic of 1898 but that the eur rency was
wholly to blame for the trouble. The
panic came on with its greatest force
during the early part of the year sf
1893 ond its approach was plainly felt
for months before the Harrison admin
lstration came to an end Ii is a fact
OF record that Mr.. Harrison in biy
anxiety to preserve the credit Of the
country had the plates engraved for
the;very emergencies bond issue which
Mr.. Cleveland was forced later q issue.
but seeing it possible to crawl through
to the end of his term, Mr.. Harrison
did not issue the bonds. Mr.. Cleveland
called Congress together few months
after his Inauguration to save the
credit of the nation by repeating the
sherman siiye- purchasing law. This
was done and it met the approval of
the country both democrats and re-
puplicans. The legal reserve of geld in
the treasury was exhausted and in or
80 j .
Cleveland YVES forced to use Mr.. Har-
rison's plates to print the bonds which
were necessary to float. This state of
Affairs was what brought on the panic
of 1898 andthe effort to load it on the
demoeratic party is unfair and un-
true. How could the revision of the
tariff have caused the panic when the
panic preceded the tariff bill by a year
and half?
The accuracy of Mr.. Lights state
msnts 10 shown by the face that wheat
WAS not worth S1.00 in the fall of 1892 !.
The market report & ven by the Mar
tinsburg Herald, of October l, 1892 say s
that the price was 20 cents, more than
AZ per cent less than the price quoted
by the Journal.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28
TO REGISTER VOTERS.

The County court in pursuant to law
has appointed the following men to
register the voters in the various pre-
cincts in the county:
First ward, Martini burg.
First Precinct, &. G. Cutler, End, A
q. Wolfes.
Second Ward, LIST. Pre-. j. F. Ger
ling, End, J. l.. Bateman, 3rd, Lewis
Young.
Third Ward, 1st Pre-. B. F. Ooolsy,
End, n. A. Downs.
Fourth Ward, G. w. Kline
Fifth Ward, list Pre-. w. Westrater
End. Pre-. E. Brandenburg.
Arden, lst. Pre- P. M. Apple, End,
Fred Thompson, 3rd. John Brown.
Gsrardstown, LIST. Pre-. VIM. Kear
ney, End. j. Fl Mcbride, 3rd. Chas
Shartf.
Falling Waters, LIST. Pre-. E. J. Whit
more, End. j. A. Pearrell.
Hedgesville, lst. Pre-. ID. r. Ross
End, G. w. French, 3rd., FL. S. Butts
Mill Greek, LIST Pre-. j. l.. Clenden-
nIng, End, B. T. Mish.
Opequon, LIST Pre-. Roy Edwards
End. II. S. Williams.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28

A notion appears to pervade the Re-
publican camp that the army OF hun
drsd thousand ofliceholders and the
colossal tariff nourished Trusts that
are sucking the life blood Of the Am
erican people will be invincible in this
campaign by any forces that the Dem
ocratic party can marshal against
them. But Postmaster General Meyer.
who has quite different view of the
situation warns the Republican politi-
cans that they are dwelling in FOOLS
peradise. They will be apt to wake
up tho morning after the November
election and wonder what struck them.
Exchange.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28

The question has beeh asked, why
discuss the tariff in this campaign
when beth parties are pledged to 8 re-
vision OF the tariff? Wen, the reason
is obvious. The republican party wish
es it revised in the in The interest Of
his favorites, the rieh manufacturers
while The democratic party promises
to revisa the tariff in q way the viii
give the people cha &c rs aga inst the
trusts. The democracy stands for re-
peal Of 'hoaa duties WI CD persists the
trusts 20 rob The peooie and where is
the m~., sman or C lei in Berkeley
ecu nty pac would ia in favor Of 4
meas Ll Gil them froIu
heIos 4lF C, he ina -
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28
President or Proxy

Mr.. Taft is SO much of Proxy that
he does not venture to improve upon
his principal, even where improve
ment is easy and natural.
Theodore Roosevelt will be remem-
bered as President whs preached
mighty against certain admitted
wrongs, but who did not practice over
much. Like some other professional
speech, careless of income and outgo
and Indifferent to ways and means
Mr.. Taft may have statesm aaliks ideas
bearing on these points, but he does
not venture to avow them. They are
not included in his Proxy.
There is need of real craftsmanship
at Washington. We are spending
thousand millions year. We are
playing a strong hand in the war game
We are involved ten Thousand Lilies
away In colonial adventure. We shave
privilege and prostra.ion. We have
plutosracy and depression. We are
giving the world fairly successful
imitation of imperialism.
But empires that endure have states
men, economists and tinancIers whs
look after resources and who note with
| care the state of the country and the
welfare of the people. Imperialism
must not rest wholly upon extrava-
gance or upon epaulets and risbons.
Money must be had. 1t must DO drawn
from the people by taxation. II the
| people are to pay the taxes they must
be prosperous, and if discomfort is not
to appear the imposts must be just and
reasonable and not to severe burden
upon enterprise and industry. Elk PEN
diture must be wise.
| Much of our thousand millions oil
outgo is waste and worse. A spend
thrift government makes a speudthrfl
people. A large percentage 0t of cul
taxation is laid discriminating fol
the benefit Of favored interests. A gov
ernmcnt that shows Partially is in ne
position to establish comprehensive
justice. A atien that wastes is sur,
to come to want. a government aha
can do ne more than denounce iDjus
tice is certain to be failure.
Since SIR. Taft has refused 10 discuss
the i'm portant questions bearing upoE
business and industrial revival, the re-
employment ofthe idle, the fairer diE-
tributiOn of public burdens and the re
duction of the cost OF. living, it 10 graft
tying TO note the fact that Mr.. Bryan
promises to devote his first spesch O.
the campaign to these problems. The
subject has been too long neglected b.
/ eur public men. We have had many
takers but few thinkers. or Sensation
and denuncistioR we have had msr
tbs enough. There ia nee now o.
constructive craftsmanship, an d every
essay in that line is entitled to re
spectful consideration.
If Mr.. Taft aims to be President hi
should have some idea sion these mig "a
lyi portant questions, even il the,
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28
State Senator, 10th District,
A.. G. MCINTYRE,
of Morgan county.
County Ticket
For Legislature.

For Legislature.
WILLIAM THATCHER.
CLEVELAND N. SEIBERT.
For Sheriff
E. B. KETTEkING
For Prosecuting Attorney
ALLEN B. EoLL'
For Clerk of County Court
LEE SILER.
Fer Clerk of Circuit Court
Il. H. TABLER
For Assessor
d. o. BARTLES.
For County Commissioner
JOSEPH N. PAYNE.
For County Surveyor
c. p. G. Rinker
MarfinsburQ District Ticket
For Magistrates
s. s. FELKER
j. 1. MCDONALD.
For Constables
W. s. WILD.
JOHN WOLF.
For School Commissioners
JAMES W. BARRICK.
H, A. HAMMANN.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28

do involve criticism Of Mr.. Roosevelt,
and he should express them fearlsssly.
Ifhe is content to bea Proxy be will
continue as he has begun with eyes
turned toward Oyster Bay and in pos
ture of alteration. IN. Y. World.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28

After boiling down the issues of the
enc can readily see that the real con-
test is between predatory wealth and
She people.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28
Justice TO All.

Recognizing that arm Indebted for
my nomination TO the rank and file of
our party, and that my election must
come. if it comes at all, from the un-
purchased and unpurehasable suf-
frages of the American people, prom
Use if entrusted with the responsibili-
ties of this high office, to ccnsecrate
whatever ability have to the one pur,
pose of making this, in fact, a govern
ment in which the people rule-a gov
ernmsnt which will do justice to all,
and offer to every one the highest pos
sible stimulus to great and persistent
effort, by assuring to each the enjoy
ment Of his just share Of the proceeds
of his toll, no matter in what part of
the vineyard he labors, or to Whist oe-
cupatlos, profession or calling he de-
votes himself. Mr.. Bryan's
Speech of Ac eeptance.
The Negro American League says:
The republican party has deserted the
principIes Of Lincoln, Grant and Sum
ner and become the tool Of corpora
tions, designing politicians and pred
atory wealth.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28

Mr.. Roosevelt has repeatedly de
railing at them in his demagogical
style and Mr.. Taft declares that he
will carry out "ny policies" but the
insincerity Of all thisstufris uncovered
in the fact that all these fellows are
bowling for Taft.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28
Deaths
BOWERS.

Mr.. Henry.G. Bowers died ia Balti-
more on last Monday, after an illness
of some months. Mr.. Bowers was for
some years resident of this city aud
was employed on the B g. o. railroad
as an engineer. The remains were
brought here on Wednesday for burial.
MILLER.
Mrs. susan A. Miller, aged 81 year,
died suddenly while walking on East
Burke street on Monday last. She was
taken with appoplexy and died before
she could be gotten to her home which
was. but a short way off.
The deceased was native of Wash
ington county, Maryland, and has
lived here for year or more.
Mr. John b. Tate, a well known res
ident of the neighborhood of Darkes-
Vile, died at his home near that place
on Monday night last at the age OF 90
years. His illness was of short dura-
ton. He was paralyzed few years
ago and on Monday last had another
severe stroke from which he died as
stated above.
The funeral took place on Wed1es-
day morning from the M. e. church
in Darkesville and the Interment was
at Darkesville.
Mr. James d. Fulk, resident OF
Berkeley county and a prominent
farmer, died suddenly at his home in
Arden district, Thursday morning
from heart trouble.
Mr.. Fulk, who was in mis- 18th year,
had been in i'll health for the past five
years, when he suffered an attack Of
heart trouble, the attacks occurred at
long intervals until the fatal one,
which occurred Thursday. Mr.. Fulk
had eaten breakfast and went out to
his garden, when he suffered a severe
attack and fell to the ground expir-
ing before assistance reached him. A
physician was summoned and pro-
nounced death due to heart trouble.
Mr.. Fulk was born in Jefferson
county, removing to this county about
40 years ago, where he has been engag-
ed in farming and truck gardening.
For the past six years the deceased
had been consistent member OF the
United Brethren church. He was
SON of the late Jacob Fulk, of Jefferson
county, and was the las surviving
member of his family.
He is survived by the following
children, Mrs. Joseph 7. Gregory Mrs.
William Kilmsr and Mrs Thomas
Kern, jr., of Berkeley county, and
Miss Ida Fulk, at home.
The funeral was held from his late
home Saturday morning ct $50 o'clock
Tie remains were taken to Shepherds
town fer interment.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28


Charles Peter Light has been regal
ing the readers of his journal with the
old thread bare nonsense about Grover
Cleveland and hard times ard inciGen-
tally mentions, that wheat was bring
Ing 81 90 per bushel in the fall of 1892.
The,tommy rot about Cleveland and
taHit reform being responsible for the
hard times and the panic Of 1898 has
so often b zen exposed that Que wonld
J. > think that man with Just or
- Intelligence would rehash it fer
Duoi4c with the idea of il being
ed by even the ignorant class.
republican newspapers have
Z a Jeuounced The demagogues
"" esDy speecA or pen rehashed
a truth is, and Mr.. Lig1l
~, a. ns SHOWS any tniag, that
has ~ething to so with the
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28

Wall Street is for s1aft, hot and
b eavy Are yeu with Wall Street?
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-08-28

democratic NssionsI Ticket
For President
WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN,
of Nebraska.
For Vice-President,
JOHN WORTH KERN
of Indiana
For Congress
BENJAMIN H. HINER,
of franklin County.
Democratic State Ticket
Governor.
LOUIS BENNEr,
of Lewis county.
la Secretary of State.
ADAM b. LITTLEPAGE, -
Of Ranawha county.
Il. supt. Free Schools,
1. b. BUSH,
vi GuIuDlCio Souhsys
Auditor,
OSCAR jenkins,
of Wood county.
Treasurer,
JERE A. MrLLER,s
of Ohio county
lAttorney General,
E. H. MORTON
of Webster county.
For Judge Supreme Court of Appeal
Long Term
WILLIAM GORDON MATTHEWS
of Kanawhs County.
Short Term
WALTER PENDLEToN,
of Roane County.
MELVILLE l. PECK,
of Barbour County.
State Senator, 10Th District,
A. c. MCINTYRE,
r. of Morgan county.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18

Pink Patton's boy seems to be a
chip off the old block so far as wrong
doing is concerned. He is about 10
years old and is small for his age.
Capt. McAfee at the Salvation Army,
has been taking care OF the boys moth
er and his little sister. A day ar two
ago Mrs. Patton stated that she want
ed to go up to Eastabutchie to see
about her crop and some property that
she claims to own.
She decided to take the boy with
her. The boy was known as sugar
boy before he came here, but Capt.
McAfee told the woman she ought to
give the boy name and she accord
ingly called him George.
When the mother came back the boy
was left with his parents, but Wednes
day he showed up here and as he had
been so very bad around the Salvation
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18
J. us, AND GOSSIP
FRESH FROM BIG METROPOLIS

Is too frightful and fearsome to be en-
compassed by mere suman pity
Into this maelstrom of misery enters
one solacing assurance. The society
writer's declare that everybody is out
of town" for the summer. Which
means, of course, everybody but few
sweltering millions, who, in the Ian
guage of the moralists, suffer and
grow strong"
The SaIome Dance.
Let us turn for relief to something
cooling and refreshing. Nothing,
conceive, could better fill the bill than
description of the costume worn by
Gertrude Hoffman in performance OF
"a Vision of Salome" and other dances,
introduced this week at a local roof
garden. Miss Hoffman, we are assured
by her enterprising press agent, wears
no tights or similar membranes, and
her entire costume is composed OF two
pieces. There is a corselet of near
Jewels. built on the picket-fence style
of architecture. for the upper part of
the body. The skirt-if it be legal to
call it skirts made of material
resembling window-glass, so far as
its Transparency is concerned. AS for
the rest-may the good Saint Anthony
Cornstalks help us-there is nothing
|
No slippers! No hosiery! Nothing!
But, do not blush. The performance
we are assured, is entirely respectable
1t is an exact imitation, for American
delectation. of the dancing of Miss
Maud Allan, an American girl, who has
created a sensation in England and or
the continent. Miss Allan has ap
peared before King Edward, and mos
of Englands nobility, and they hav'
concurred in calling her "the goods.
With this precedent, New York is try
ing not to be shocked at Miss Allan
imitator. Otherwise, we shall b.
called provincial and prudish and be
come the laughing stock of the wis
and witty journalists of Europe.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18
Mississippi Central

Leaves Hattiesburg, SIS a. m.
Arrives Rrookhaven 11:45 a. m.
Leaves Brookhaven 200 p. m.
Arrives Natchez $3.50 p. m.
No A.
Leaves Natchez $50 a. m.
Arrives Brookhaven 12:40 p. m.
Leaves Rrookhaven 800 p. m.
Arrives Hattiesburg ESQ p. m.
No. 8
Leaves Hattiesburg $3.50 p. m
Arrives Brookhaven 700 p. m.
No. p
Leaves Brookhaven sos a. m.
Arrives Hattiesburg 1885 a. m.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18
COMMERCIAL Club
INVITED To BILOXI
Citizens Of Coast City to Celebrate Completion
of Government Building.
cretary Larson, of the Hattiesburg

Secretary Larson, of the Hattiesburg
club.
Mr.. Folkes wrote that distinguished
congressman have been requested to
deliver addresses on the occasion and
that the Biloxi Commercial Club has
undertaken to make the event one of
the greatest in the history of South
Mississippi.
A smoker and banquet will be fea.
lures of the entertainment to be pro
vided for the visitors and a good time
is assured all who may go from the
Hattiesburg club.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18
GOES TO COUNTRY.
Former Hattiesburg Physician Locates
at Indian Springs.

DR.. c. w. Harris, at one time a
practicing physician in. Hattiesburg
and who is well known here, has To-
Gated at Indian Springs, in the Batson
neighborhood, for the practice of his
profession. He is said to be a good
doctor, well versed in the science of
medicine, and will doubtless prosper
in his new home, where it is said
that a residence physician is much
needed.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18
BY Glenn Guernsey.
Hearst News Service.

New York, July 1S.-Yuma, Ari-
iona, will kindly go away back and sit
down. Let us hear no more of its
lamented citizen who died and went
elsewhere and sent back for his over
coat. The much-maligned metropolis
OF southwestern Arizona is no longer
entitled to the palm-leaf fan as the
hottest spot this side of Tophet. The
hot wave which struck New York
the first OF this month, ceasing tempo
rarily to gain fresh breath for another
sirrocco, entities the American me-
tropolis to pre-eminence as the hottest
town on the map. Abas, Yuma.
Records of the weather sharps may
not serve to prove this contention,
Heat, however, is not thing to be
registered by figures on dial. HUI
Nudity and congestion add terrors to
New York summer that even Yuma
knows not of. The narrow streets,
lined with their sky-piercing buildings
become sweltering canyons through
which the choking. air-waves swirl
sluggishly on their mission of death
Under the suns rays the asphalt pave
ments come to resemble rivers of New
Orleans sorghum, boiling and sizzling
in a mighty vat.
Worse even than the downtown
&. Neat C;da it, cuua liz
tenements filled with huddled, hope
less millions, breathing despair ant
death with every gasp of fetid, filth!
-satmosphere. Here Dante might set thu
scene of another inferno more terrible
far than any that existed in the realms
of his exuberant imagination. Her
the evangelist. preaching fire AM
rhinestone might we'll stand silent an
aghast and cease his feeble, fulfil
prophesies.
Tragedy and pathos become common
place on a summer day in the Ehs
Side. Mothers fall to their knees o
the blistering pavements and lift thei
hands to sky OF brass, praying TOT
cooling zephyr that does not CONF
Little naked babes, too weak to or
out their misery, fitfully gasp the
lives away. Scantily clad children
from whom all the joy of youth hs
departed, wallow YEARLY on tn
stoops of tenements or wander lis
lessly through the walled lanes of tn
city of dreadful light. And the age
the i'll and the infirm, shut in by IL
four walls of a dungeon of Ne
York inquisition-surely no hauntir
thought of something after dealt
can brighten such as these.
New York on winter night, with |
y homeless and friendless Sainly seekir
shelter from a billiards. icy blast,
a thing to wrench the heart-string
but the New York of summer d;
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18
SMALL boy PICKED Up
At DEPOT BY THE POLICE

Army they did not want him any long
er. Thursday night he packed up his
clothes and went down to the depot
and he was picked up by the police
and carried to the police station.
The boy is still at the police station
and it is a problem what to do with
him. Capt. McAfee will probably
an effort to get a house for the family
to live in.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18

No, Cordelia, kissing isn't always
what it is smacked up to be.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18

The president and members of the
Hattiesburg Commercial Club have
received a cordial invitation from the
Biloxi Commercial Club to attend in a
body the ceremonies attending the re-
ception of the Biloxi federal building
on August IS.
The invitation to the Hattiesburg
Commercial Club was extended In a
letter from Mr.. H. M. Folkes, presi-
dent of the Biloxi club, received by
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18

Many persons with refined minds
are apt to depreciate happiness, espe-
cially il 1t is of "a low type" Broadly
speaking, it is the one thing worth
having, and low or high, if it does no
mischief, is better than the most spir-
itual misery.-Mark Rutherford.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18
chamberIain's Collie, Cholera and ri
arrhoea Remedy Would Have
Saved Him $4,000.

"In 1902 had a very severe attack
TO diarrhoea," says R. N. Farrar of Cat
Island, La. For several weeks l was
unable to do anything. On March 1S,
1907, I had a similar attack, and took
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy which gave me
prompt relief. l consider it one of the
best medicines of its kind in the world,
and had l used it in 1902 believe it
would have saved me a hundred dol
lar Doctors bill" Sold by Hayss &
Field and. Yellow Pine Pharmacy.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18
GULF & CHIP ISLAND RAILROAD
COMPANY.
Passenger Service.

Passenger Service.
No. 5 No. 3.
Nv. Jackson .....4:30 am 1928 pm
Wv. Hattiesburg ..S:1S am 7:05 pm
Ar. Gulfport ....I1:00 am 1000 pm
No. 4 No. 6.
Lv. Gulfport .... 1880 am AIS pm
Nv. Hattiesburg 1887 am 1888 pm
Ar. Jackson 80. 2:10 pm 11:15 pm
Columbia Division (\'ia Silver Creek
and corumbia.)
No. 1Ol No. 102
$50 a. m. Lv. Jackson Ar. 1885 pm.
2:55 pm. Ar. Gulfport Nv. 1880 am
No. 109. No. ITO.
2:30 pm. Lv. Jackson Ar. 1905 am.
$3.50 pm Ar. Columbia Lv. 500 ALI
Connections at Jackson, Hattiesburg
and Gulfport with all lines.
ALL TRAINS RUN DAILY.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-07-18
A Secret.

Little Mary was devotedly attached
to neighbours cat and went every day
to play with her. One day she re-
turned home, her eyes big with ex-
element. why, mother" she ex-
claimed, pussy has kittens, and !
didn't even know she was married"
-Tinpircott's.