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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
Eish as Brain Food

A naughty. disdainful sort Of physi-
cal wreck waltzed up to Capt. Ehlers
the other day and exclaimed:
"Sir! / was advised three years ago
by my physician, the celebrated DR..
-, that you sold brain food in the
images of fishes. / have diligently
pursued that diet, and do not find that
my mentality has improved parti-
Gle! What have you to say about it?'
The jolly, dear old fat captain,
shaking the panes out of his glass cub
byhole, replied: my friend, fish is
certainly good for the brains If taken
in time; but some folks are too late"
Chicago Record-Herald.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
Csc 5Oc-$1.OO
seeklno Experienoe.

Up to the age of 16 Dick had re-
tanned the proper scorn of things fem
mime. Then he went to dancing
school and fell smitten by the charms
Of several youthful Ewes. Accordingly,
Dick approached his father and re-
quested theater tickets for two.
Father complied and merely asked
as he turned over the seats. (which
girl is it?"
I'm going to take Mabel" respond
ed Dick.
"Then she's the one you like best?"
father continued.
Dick turned superior and plying
eye upon his parent. ooh. no! don't
like her best. You don't understand
the situation, father. 1t isn't the girl
care about. It's the experience l
want"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
weII se4

roots as soon as planted in the spring.
They can also be planted in the open
ground as soon as made. The cut
tings should be placed somewhat
slanting in rich. mellow soil several
inches deep and covered to the top
bud. A slight mulch of coarse manure,
when the ground freezes, will help to
protect them from being thrown up
by the alternate freezing and thawing
Plant them four to six inches apart
in the row and the rows 21s to three
feet. In one or two years they will
make fine, handsome plants of the va
riety from which the cuttings are
taken.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
Worms in Colts.

For intestinal worms in colts the fol.
lowing mixture is used by veterinari-
ans: Mix together as base one pound
each of salt and granulated sugar, in
this mix one-half pound of tobacco
dust or fine cut tobacco. four ounces
of sulphate OF iron powder six ounces
of powdered worm seed. Give a heap
ing teaspoonful in the feed at first
once Fer day, then twice per day, gnd
keep II up for three weeks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
Why Sloan's Liniment and Veterinary
Remedies Are the Best to Use.


Let me tell you why Sloan's Linz
ment and Veterinary Remedies are
the safest and most practical on the
market to-day. In the first place, DR..
Earl s. Sloan Is the son of veterin-
airy surgeon, and from his earliest in
fancy he was associated with horses.
He bought and sold horses while
yet very young. He practiced as a vet
Urinary for 20 years and has battled
successfully with every disease to
which that animal is subject.
All his remedies are the result of
experiments made to save life or re-
lieve suffering while he was practic-
ing his profession.
Any reader, by writing to Dr. Earl
S. Sloan, 615 Albany Street, Boston,
Mass, will receive "Sloan's Treatise
on the Horse" free. This book tells
how to treat horses, cattle. hogs. and
poultry
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
Out of Place.

A white marble statue of an ances-
tor adorns the grounds of Mrs. Blair's
country estate, and one of her maids,
a fresh arrival from Cape Breton, re-
Gently asked what that was there
for.
Mrs. Blair explained and, being
armed to the teeth with the history
of this, her most distinguished fore
bear, added something about his
"life-work" and great principles"
Don't you admire the figure? she
asked.
mo, men," the girl from Cape
Breton replied. 81 don't like dead men
standin' up in front of peoples houses.
He'd ought to be in his grave. That's
where he belongs. Youths Compan-
ion.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications, ms they cannot reach the dis
passed portion OF the ear. There is only way 10
cure deafness, and that by remedies
Deafness is caused by an infamed condition Of the
mucous lining OF the Eustachan Tube. When this
tube Is innamed you have rumbllng sound or i'm.
perfect hearing and when 1t IS entirely closed Deaf
ness Is the result and unless the Inflammation be
taken out and this tube restored 10 Its normal cond
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
out OF ten caused by Catarrh, which IL nothing
but an innamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness tcaused by catarrhl that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for circulars, free.
i. }. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, q
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
A Grape Cutting.

lower cut squarely across and close
under the bud; the upper cut slanting
and an inch or two above the bud. In
this way the cuttings can be planted
right side up. Currant cuttings are
made six or eight inches long in the
same manner. but they contain several
buds.
Cuttings may be tied in bundles,
with the lower ends even, and buried
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
And the JUDGE stopped smi,lno.

One day a celebrated advocate was
arguing before very rude old Scotch
Judge, who pointed with one forefinger
to one of his ears. and with the other
to the opposite one. you see this,
Mr.. X?" Il do, my lord" said the ad-
vocate. "Well, is just goes In here
and comes out there" and his lordship
smiled with the hilarity of Judge
who thinks he has actually said good
thing 81 don't doubt 1t, my lord" re-
piled the advocate; what is there to
prevent it?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

mice away from
my meat. l have
tried many differ
emit methods but
always failed I'M
til l tried the
method described.
Take an old tin
quart can, punch
a small hole in the
bottom and run
your string or
wire through this
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
rhe golfers, Limerick.

A wellknown Derbyshire doctor has
Just resigned his membership of Mid
land golf club, his letter to the secre-
tary Of the club reading:
A canny old Scot writes to say
That at golf he no more will play:
He thinks nowt of the game,
So please strike out his name
And his wife's from the club right away.
The secretary Of the club was not to
be outdone. and he sent the doctor the
following reply:
A canny old Scot like you ought
To play golf like Vardon untaught;
AS I've now got to rub
Your name from the club f
Your subscription amounts to 0.
London Daily News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

fering some months
ago with frequent at
tacks of hard pain in
the hack. kidneys
and t'ssAAsr and the
kidney secretions
were IRE gularly
scanty or profuse.
Medical treatment
failed to cure him.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

POliSSI iSNSA
with the same results as when con-
structed on the side of a slope, prefer
ably on the south; thus it is possible
to gain all conveniences obtainable.
/ have just completed such house.
go down as low as 40 degrees below
zero for week or more, it will have
no Ill effect on the product stored,
because every precaution has been
taken to prevent loss from freezing.
have an ideal location for such house
and one that is few and far between:
First, the land is thoroughly drained.
Second, by taking advantage of the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

leaving the open end up, and allowing
the can to rest on the meat, says the
Prairie Farmer. This will prevent rats
from getting to the meat from above.
and you only have to- see that the
meat does not hang too close to any
thing that they can climb upon.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

FITS. st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 500
trial bottle and treatise: DR.; X: ii. Kline,
Id. e3I Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

Great beauty and great virtue are
always inaccessible except to those
who strive, who learn to accept, un-
derstand and enjoy them.-Sterne.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

bushes with only
a little labor. They
are grown COM
mercially fro m
cuttings of the
pre- sent s ca
sons growth. All
that is necessary
is to put the
ripened wood in
the ground where
1t will start to
rx.~u, ~avt ~aor
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
Hubby Gets Suspicious.

John, do you love met"
yes
do you adore me?"
II s'pose."
"Will you always love me?"
"Ye-look here, woman, what have
you been and gone ordered sent home
noW?'
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
CATARRH MADE LIFE
A BURDEN TO Me.
MISS ANNIE CATRON, 927 Main

MISS ANNIE CATRoN, 927 Main
AvA St., Cincinnati. Ohio, writes:
"As l have found Peruna blessing
for severe case of catarrh of the head
end throat which suffered from for
number of years, am only too pleased
to give it my personal endorsement.
"Catarrh, such as / suffered from,
made life a burden to me, my breath
was offensive, stomach bad, and my
head stopped up so that / was usually
troubled with a headache, and although
| tried many so-called remedies, moth
ing gave me permanent relief. was
rather discouraged with all medicines
when Peruna was suggested to me.
However, did buy a bottle, and be-
fore that was finished there was
marked change in my condition. Much
encouraged kept on until / was com.
pIefeiy cured in months time, and i
find that my general health is also ex.
cellent."
People who prefer solid medicines
should try Peruna tablets. Each tablet
represents one average dose of Peruna.
Man-a-iin the Ideal Laxative.
Ask Your Druggist for Free Peruna
Almanac for 1908.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
Side nv Side.

Hewitt have stood by that fellow
good many times.
Jewitt--I guess you have-at the
bar.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

and form a plant
which will be suitable to transplant
one or two years later. Grape cuttings
are made with either two or three
buds. Well ripened, short jointed
wood should be selected. Make the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

Drink Garfield Tea at night! IL insures a
normal action OF liver, kidneys, stomach
and bowels, and overcomes constipation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
That DRY HackIna couch

needs attention. Ask your druggist
for Browns Bronchial Troches which
will quickly relieve the cough.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

problem or great
Importance, mas
much as 1t means
TO t h e o W n e r
whether or not
the potatoes so
stored shall re-
tain their color,
freshness a n d
weight for from
two to six months.
The proper To-
cation for a pota-
to storage house
of large capacity
is a factor that is
often overlooked,
says Orange Judd
Farmer. 1t can
never be built on
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

Nevada seems apt to forge to the
first place In the production OF pre-
cious metals.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children tecthng softens the gums, reduces In
nammation allsys pain cures wind cole 2Sc bottle
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

Sometimes the man who was born
q fool gets bravely over It
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
0NI.Y l,NF aRRONIO OuININEv

No man is born without faults. but
he lives best who has the fewest.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

in moist sand over
winter. The ends
will callous over
and they will be
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
PROPER STORAGE FOR POTATOES.
Suggestions Which May Prove vaIua-
BILE In Preparing for Another Season.

The storing of potatoes, particularly
on the farm, in proper manner is a
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
VIRGINIA MERCHANT RID OF A
VERY BIG GRAVEL STONE.
Another Remarkable Cure OF Serious
Kidney Trouble.

G. l.. Wood. a prominent merchant
Of Fentress, Norfolk Co, Va, was sui.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
USE FOR OLD CANS.
An UnfaiIins Device for Keeping Mice
from Hams.

The accompanying illustration shows
the way have of keeping rats and
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
PLANTS FROM CUTTINGS
Grape Vines and Berry Bushes Easily
Propagated.

Every land owner can easily secure
a nice lot of grape vines and currant
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

1t is by loving that we win love;
is by making others happy that we
find happiness ourselves. -Mountjoy.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09
Lemon, Chocolate and custard Pie

1t does not require an experienced cook
the proper proportions of all ingredients
are In the package ready for immediate
use. At grooers, 10 cents per package.
Order a few packages to-day.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

Whether our crosses are bearable
or not depends upon our method OF
CARRYING them.-Elizabeth Gibson.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-01-09

That Is LAXATIVE BRoM2 91iNIsaE -, LoS %o fC5
pver 70 Cure o Cold In Ono Day. DC.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-09-02
TAFT HAS A ROUGH TRIP
GOES FROM MIDDLE BASS TO
TOLEDO ON A YACHT.
Remains on Deck Despite Stiff Wind
and High Seas on Lake
Erie.

MIDDLE BASS, Ohio. September .
Judge Taft left here at 6 o'clock this
morning on board Commodore Richard
sons power yacht for Toledo. where he is
scheduled to review the Grand Army pa
rade. attend a reception at the Lincoln
Club and make a short address to that
organization.
Before sailing Judge Taft said if he
talked at all he should indicate to the
Lincoln Club his ideas as to the value
of political organization and also the
danger to any political cause OF over
confidence of the members of the party.
That the two subjects should be treated
coiointly was the opinion of the can
ddate Perfected organization, he said,
had a tendency to generate overconti-
dence, and while the best organization
possible was an essential. heed should DE
given to its greatest tendency toward
eVil-OverConfidence
Mr.. Taft plans to return here as soon as
the demands upon his time in Toledo
have been fulfilled. The trip each way
will occupy four hours.
TOLEDO, Ohio. September 2.-William
Fl. Taft, republican candidate for the
presidency. had experience with a choppy
fresh water sea today on his trip from
Middle Bass island to this city to review
the G. A. r. parade.
Mr. Taft and party left the fishing
grounds on the ninety-foot yacht of Com
mOdore Richardson of the Toledo Yacht
Club at $50 o'clock this morning and a
few minutes later were facing a stiff
wind which broke the lake into white
caps and set the lee scuppers awash.
Spray dashed from stem to stern in clouds
and the entire party was we'll mostened.
Mr. Taft is an excellent sailor by virtue
of a good digestion and much experience
on salt water. and he faced wind and
water with some enjoyment. Some mem
bers of the party, however. succumbed
to the tossing of the craft and sought
surcease in the cabin. Mr.. Taft remained
on deck during the entire trip and was
in the best of spirits when he STEPPED
ashore in this city and greeted Gen. Cor
bin Representative Kt ifer and President
Lewis of the Middle Bass Fishing Club,
who were at the dock to escort him to
the reviewing stand.
p During the afternoon Mr.. Taft was the
center of public reception at the Lyceum
Theater under the auspices Of the Lincoln
l1lt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-09-02
PREPARE FOR WAR" WRIGHT
WAR SECRETARY WANTS MANY
TRAINED ARMY OFFICERS.
mo Cloud on the Horizon Now. But
It Is the Unexpected That Often
Happens" he Says

LEAVENWORTH. Kan. September -
The three military service schools were
formally opened for the term Of 19Os-O9 in
tary OF War: Maj. Gen. J. F. Bell. chief
of staff. and several of the leading officers
of the army yesterday Mr.. Wright spoke
eXtemporaneOuSly.
He said in part:
Our nation has expanded and We have
assumed new duties. My own Judgment
is that there is no law that can make
an English-speaking people stand still.
There is something i'm the blood that
makes them get in the game
Were forced to come in contact for
commercial reasons. if for no other will,
other peoples. We must in some degree
prepare for war. which. if not proba BILE
is possible.
The American people are constitutions
ally opposed TO large standing army.
but we should have large number of
highly trained officers who are capable of
moldlhg an army and who can do it
properly.
We have great natural strength 1t is
impossible to overestimate our strength
but We should have officers trained to
organize and handle it.
Should we become involved in war
with first-class power it might not be
considerate enough to give us time to
train and prepare large army The
next best thing is to rain and prepare a
large body of officers.
Unless we are prepared for war we
might suffer frightfully in blood and
treasure at the beginning. But we would
win in the end. There is no cloud on the
horizon. but 1t is the unexpected that
often happens
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-09-02
PYROMAN|AC IS BUSY 'PARADE OF VETERANS
Dozen Fires Started by One Grand Army Men March in
Man in Seventeen Hours Toledo.
MANY LIVES IN PERIL FLAGS FLY, CROWDS CHEER
Police Seek Old Soldiers Bmarded With Beau
tiful Flowers.
CROWDED TENEMENTS FIRED WAS HOLIDAY FOR THE CITY
on Jump 100000
noon and in New on
York ver
Police Seek Spectator Present at
Every Blaze.
'ROWDED TENEMENTS FIRED
Firemen Kept on Jump All After
noon and Night in New
York City.

Special Dispatch To The STAY.
NEW YORK. September c-The lives
of hundreds of persons were in danger
from fires started by man believed to
be pyromaniac in the Yorkvile section
of this city last night and early this
morning.
Battalion Chief Dougherty Of the fire
department and the police from three
East Side stations are searching today for
a man who was present at every one of
the fires and watching the work of the
fremen
From noon yesterday until 40 am. to-
day there were nearly a dozen fires start
ed by this maniac following half
dozen incendiary fires the night before.
The firemen had not a minute to them
selves, and at times were compelled to
divide their fighting forces to give battle
to two blaZes in the same. neigh borhood
For a time the police were of the be-
lief that gang of thieves was at work.
but investigation showed nothing had
been stolen from houses in the neigh
borhood and the conclusion was reached
that pyromaniac was at large.
In selecting the houses for destruction
the maniac always chose crowded tene-
ments. and that he did not cause heavy
loss of life was no fault of his.
The early morning fires began with one
at 1888 Sd avenue at / o'clock. No soon
er had it been eXtinguished. with loss ap-
proNimating 5000, than the firemen were
summoned to 949 I'd avenue and a little
later still to 1913 I'd avenue. Other calls
before daybreak were from g. East lo2d
street, 1893 Sd avenue and 1893 Sd ave-
nue..
In all these fires it took the utmost
exertions of the police and firemen to
get the tenants out without loss of life.
AS 1t was many were overcome by
smoke and brought out unconscious and
few were injured by stumbling down
stairs or leapng from windows.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-09-02
JUDGE JENKINS IS DEFEATED
HE'S NOW HEAD OF GRAVE
YARD COMMITTEE OF HOUSE.
Irvine Lenroot, a La Toilette Man,
Gets His Scalp-Other
Primary Results.

MILWAUKEE. September 2.-Repre-
sentative John j. jenkins of the eleventh
district chairman of the House judiciary
committee known as the graveyard of
the Sixtieth Congress. was defeated for
denomination in the primaries held yes
terday by Irvine L. Lenroot. former
sneaker of the state assembly and a
strong La Toilette follower
: The latest returns today indicate that
United States Senator Isaac Stephenson
of Marinette has carried the republican
primaries. 1t is estimated he will have
from 10.o6o TO 1900 plurality over s. A.
Cook of Neenah. who is second in the
race. William II. Haman of New Lon
don and Francis f, McGovern of Mil
waukee are in close race for third place
Neal Brown Leads Democrats.
For the democratic Endorsement for
United States senator Neal Brown of
Wausau leads Melvin 4. Hoyt of Mil
waukee by safe plurality. Jacob Rum
mel was nominated for United States
senator by the social democrats
For governor the republicans have
chosen William o. Davidson present in
cumhent, to head their ticket John A.
Aylward will lead the democrats, Winfred
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-09-02
BRADLEY GETS NOMINATION
DEFEATS GOV. WARNER BY g.
500 IN MICHIGAN PRIMARIES.
Result in Doubt Until After Mid
night-Vote Light Except on
Some Local Contests.

DETROIT. September Full returns
from a large majority of the election
districts of the state show that James B.
Bradley of Eaton Rapids. state auditor
general, has defeated Gov. Fred NJ. War
ner by about 200 votes for the republican
nomination for governor The missing
returns from yesterdays primary can
scarcely affect the result as indicated at
present. Horatio S. Earle. state roads
commissioner VITO was also a candidate
for nomination. polled about One-Quarter
of the vote received by the two leading
candidates. Returns compiled early today
from all but 3S1 of the 2015 election dis
tricts of the state give Bradley 12,Ul.;
Warner, 1O.3G3, and Earle, oo,010.
Twas Mighty Close.
The result of the primary was in doubt
until after midnight Gov. Warner car
ried the upper peninsula by large ma
iority and also received a heavy majority
in the Thumb section of the state Dr.
Bradley carried the two most densely
populated counties of the state Wayne
and Kent. in which Detroit and Grand
Rapids are located. by 800 and 3OGO
respectively. BraL.ey carried Detroit by
over 5000 votes. inSham. Saginaw and
Muskegon counties also went decisively
for Bradley. Gov. Warner carried his
home county of Oakland by nearly LOCO
The vote cast yesterday was. on the
whole, light excepting in those districts
and sections where local contests added to
the interest
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-09-02
"sARDANAPALUs" PLEAsEs.
Royalty and Other Notables See
Byron's Masterpiece.

BERLIN. September 2.-Byron's ''Sar-
danapalus,' written in accord with the
discoveries made during the extensive
excavations conducted by German. Eng
lish and French scientists on the sites
of the great Assyrian cities, was pro-
duced last night at the Royal Opera be-
fore a brilliant aSsemblage of specially
invited guests of the emperor. The au
dience, however. received elaborate scenic
studies rather coldly. although il appre-
ciated the immense and scholarly labors
bestowed upon them. The leading dra-
matte critics think that the spectacle of
antique life is not likely TO be popular.
The emperor and empress. the Crown
Prince and Princess of Greece, the young
Princess Victoria. Prince Eitel and Prince
August occupied the imperial box Alison
V. Armour OF New York and party We're
seated in an adjoining box, while in the
stalls were Prof. Maurice Bloomfield of
Johns Hopkins University. Baltimore,
Prof. Morris JaStrow of the University
of Pennsylvania, David Jayne Hill, the
American ambassador and the members
of the embassy staff.