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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
BlJ0U TO REOPEN
MONDAY night
MANAGER NEsPERMAN HAS PER.
;FEcTED ARRANGEMENTS TO
REOPEN RIjou GIVING THE
PUBLIC NEW AND NOVEL IN.
SsTERTAlNMENT IN VAUDEVILLE
AND ANIMATED PICTURES.


Manager Vespe announces that
Monday night. October s, the Bijou
will be opened to the public and an
entire new. program in vaudeville and
animated pictures will be shown TO
the playgoers of}lfhis city. @ Isl
He has booked the Bfje, on zone; ;of
the biggest and best vaudeville Or
cults supplying show houses in the
northwest and used extra precaution
IN selecting the, best there is III, vaude-
vile and moving pictures for his pa
irons. ID .i,.
h There viii be double vaudeville
act every night and an. entire change
of program in pictures three times a
week. A talented baritone singer has
arrived in the city to sing the Illus
trated songs, and a professional piano
player has been secured to- supply the
musical program.
Manager Vesperman has been in the
business SO long that he knows exact
" what will please the public and
there lis no doubt but that the shows
to be put on at the Bijou Will. prove
popular. Watch for the big announce
ment in the advertising columns to-
morrow. ~,
.IEa-.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
,egs ,ss,.,.,
x : ~. \yAcAS
Vanilla, Lemon. Orange, etc, are made from the
fruit. Ri ls8


commenced dec0rat ting their buildings
and streets. Every day VIII be filed
with something ofsinterest and amuse-
ment and it viii par any zone tosg go and
see the biggest exhibition the kind
that IS pulled OF in the western part
of The state. V
Six hundred Hans have arrived
and are encamped Oh She grounds and
W,ll do many new stunts this ear;
The racing program for after
noon is as follows;
2:16 trot or pace. !. 5. u 3. so
Pony race, unders14 hands
high ], ]. ). g. \. 4, rs
Green race, trpt Or pace. rs
Relay race =. 1880. 5150
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
Tired Of Him.

At a trial in Scotland lady got into
the witness box to be examined. when
the following conversation took place
between her and the opposing coun-
sci:
Counsel-How old are you?
Miss Jane-Oh. weel, sir, I am an
unmarried woman and dinna think 1t
right to answer that question. 7,~
: The Judge-Oh, yes; answer the gen.
tleman. How old are you? 'r: :.
Miss Jane-Weel-a-weel, I am fifty.
Counsel-Are you not more?s
Miss Jane-Weel, am sixty.
The inquisitive lawyer still further
asked if she had any hopes of getting
married. to which. Miss Jane replied
Az tWeel, sir.1 Wilma tell lee' i him
ma lost hope yet" scornfully adding.
"But widna marry you. for I am sick
and tired O. your palaver already"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
ysafiy'ssiro,n.

53Ssssss s sally iron. 80 n
I In describing some of her associates
of the stage; ELLEN Terry. In McClure's
Magazine, tells Of her dresser, Sarah
Holland. She had an extraordinarily
open mind, writes Miss Terry. and
was ready TO grasp each new play as
it came along as a separate and entire
~ different field of operations.
She was extremely methodical and
only got furried once In a blue moon.
When we went to America and made
the acquaintance of that dreadful
thing. a zone night stand, !" she was as
precise and particular about having
everything nice and in order for me
as If we were going to stay I'm the town
a month. Down went my neat square
Of white drugget. ALI the lights In
my dressing room were arranged as
: wished. Everything was unpacked
and ironed
One day when 1 came into some
American theater to dress found
Sally nearly in tears.
whats the matter with you, Sally?'
] asked. Of Lit, atoiJs. Is
II 'aven't lad "a morsel to heat all
day, dear. and can't 'eat nay iron.''
Eat your iron, Sally! What do you
mean2" s. rsi
Cow am to iron all this, dearrg'
walled my faithful Sally. picking up
my Nance Oldfeid apron and few
other trifes. 1T won't get 'ot!'
Until then really thought that Sally
was being sardonic about an iron as a
substitute for victuaIs. ~ IS
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
Psychology of Broken Jaws.

1t might be bit of strange fact,
but you would be astonished to see
the broken jaws which are presented
at free institutions on holidays-elec-
ton day. New Years day and the
Fourth Of July. A great number of
fractured jaws are the result of quar-
.rels among the very lowest classes. 1t
surprises me that the number of bro
ken jaws is not on the increase on &C
count of the heated newspaper discus
sions that we are constantly having
on various topics of the day. It has
been said that were it not for the
mouth nine-tenths of the gossip and
the mischief Of the world would be
prevented. And very often were it
not for the mouth there would be no
broken jaws.-D. B. Breundlich in New
York Medical Journal
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
ARRESTED ON A
SERIOUS CHARGE.
PETER MossRRuckER BROUGHT
BACK FROM MlNoT ON CHARGE
OF REMOVING MoRTGAGED
PROPERTY FROM THE STATE,

& Sheriff McGellis and "A. C. Hinckley
left town very quietly on Friday last
and returned on Monday with Peter
Mossbrucke under arrest. q
1t appears that Peter purchased
sometime last summer two horses
from A. G. Hinckley for which he paid
part cash and gave note for the bal
ance secured by a mortgage on the
horses purchased and on two other
horses he owned. About September
8, during Hinckley's absence from the
city, Peterisold Ed. Morris he was go
ing to Bowdsn to thresh as he could
earn more money there than in this
vicinity. He was advised to settle up
the note before leaving.
On Hinckley's return he tried to To-
cate Mossbrucker but failed.
Friday, In company with the sheriff.
he left for Bowden but could not and
Peter and then went to Minot. He
located Peter near Minot ana sheritf
McGillis had him arrested and brought
him to Bismarck arriving Monday b
He was taken before Justice Gilbert
on the charge Of removing mortgaged
property from the state and waving
examination he was bound over To-
the district court In the sum Of $500
He has not yet secured ban. The
teams are being driven overland to
Bismarck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
Shakespeare's Name,

1t has often been puzzle to students
Of Shakespeare why his name is spelled
in,s.so many different ways. Shake,
speare himself is said to have signed
his name Oh different occasions ''Shak.
speare" and Shakespeare" and learned
disquisitions have been written tc
prove which is the proper spelling
None perhaps was more amusing than
the ''weathsr reason given in 1851 by
Albert Smith, who averred that he had
found it in the Harleian manuscript
1t was as follows: - ~:
How 'dyd Shakespeare spell hys name?
Ye weatherre maybe We change. we save.
So write 1t as We please: e.
When We some shone he maybe hys A:
When wette he took hys+ res.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
Old TIMERS DAY .
OF MISSOURI SLOPE
will MEET AND HAVE a
GOOD TIME "WEDNESDAY AT

Up VI fSOOO I'll SLOFE
WILL MEET AND HAVE a
GOOD TIME WEDNESDAY AT
MANDAN FAIR.
Z According to present indications Old
Timers Day at Mandan next Wednes-
day, Sept. 80, promises to be well att.
tended. People from all oversize slope
are talking about it and planning on
going. IRq1sS.o ttst33ssssstGs.
The fact that 1t Is called ION one of
the days Of the Morton county fair will
insure a larger attendance than other
WISE lst . xxi s 18Th,
Badges OF different colors denoting
the various years when the old set
tiers arrived win be issued upon the
arrival of the visitors. The day will
be spent in renewing old aequaint-
ances, living over the early days and
in visiting the fair. In the evening the
pioneers will. gather at the opera
house where they will be addressed
by prominent speakers after which a
permanent organization will be effect
ed. Among those who have been in.
vited to address the convention are
Judge w. n. Winchester OF Bismarck
Hon. D. R. Streeter Of Linton, Hon.
Leslie Simpson OF Dickinson and Very
Rev. Dean Collins Of ,Mandan. After
the convention Jan old timers dance
will be given III The opera house under
the auspices Of the Mandan band:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
Shooting Stars.

When shooting star breaks into
fame in our atmosphere the residuum
of the combustion remains in the air
and can be found in what is known as
atmospheric dust. The virgin snow of
the polar regions was often seen to be
spotted with traces of dust which con-
tanned particles Of iron. Like particles
are found on church towers and else
where. Among the minute bodies that
dance in the suns rays there are GER
tainly particles Of shooting stars - '%
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
Ancient Chains.


e "Some authorities" says an English
writer, give the Britons credit fol
originating the cable chain because
Julius Caesar is recorded as having
been unable to cut the cables Of the
zGaurs vessels. as they were made OF
IRON This may have been chain il
the present acceptation Of the term
but it Is doubtful. beca use the first pat,
ent for eliminating was obtained ir
England in 1854 by blacksmith
named Philip White. The patent was
! for fourteen years. and in considera
ton of it White had to. pay f5 in law.
) full money yearly at the exchequer
Westminster. att the Feast Of the
Blessed Virgin and Saint Michel the
Archangell by even and eual process.
His, patent is described as follows
"A way for the wearing Of ships with
iron chaynes by finding out the true
heating (pre)pareing and tempering OF
1yron for that purpose and that be
hath nowe attayned to the true vse OF
the said chaynes and that the same
! WILDE for the great saveing of cordage
and safety Of shippers and will re
dound to good of our Comon Wealth. :
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
The Golden Rule
FAMILY GROcERs

Beats EN- All Soap, bars for. .25
(No better laundry soap made.)
Large Trilby bar Toilet Soap,
sag cakes for .................. .25
Just received, large sized Jelly
glasses, per doz 49,. ..-....a. 80
Tumblers, per doz 4. <: - .35
Rochester No. Chimneys, each 10
No. 2 common Chimneys,s 2 for. .15
No. l common, Chimney, each. .05
Galvanized Tubs, No. 0, SOC, No. e
l, 60c, No. g.: Csc and No. 8. - 10
No. 9 Galvanized boilers, each. i 90
Tumblers, per doz =. .35
Cold Blast Lantern Globes, 2 for Is
Cold Blast Lanterns, each 49,. 80
Peaches, Lemon Clings, per box 80
Peaches, Elbertas, free stone, per
poA .''......-s- ...... ....-... .9U
Concord Grapes, per basket, Csc,
or for .....-..... ..... .45
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
instaIIments All Ground.

Patient (g!oonlily,-I don't seem to
be gaining very fast. doctor.
Doctor (cheerfVllFi-Yo can't expec,
to get Well at one jump You will have
to regain your health gradually day by
daFr-sort Of on the installment plan. as
1t We're
Patient fbrighteaing upl-Well. doc,
tor. If this thing keeps on much longer
I'm afraid that YOU will have to collec.
your bill in the same way.-Judge's
Library. 3 "a .ls.1aE -.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
Why They obie etea.

No" sail tie fireman. who repre-
scented the truck company that had re.
fused to work with a coiored truck.
man. there is no race prejudice in it,
But we certainly hate to work with n
m:;n whose face will, look just as clean
on The way hos.e from /, long fire figh,
rs 1t did when we started,, while We
other chaps all look slnud ~. = = Judges
Library
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
Showing Him How.

.sYou young .scoundrel," said the IA
ther, selling his disobedient son by the
hair, .sI'll show you how to treat your.
,mother!" 4.
7 And he gave him several bangs on
the ears and then shook him until his
hair began to fall out. i
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
MOT a Nen snscies,.

~ Nov. what shall we name the
baby ?" inquired the professors wife, ]
Why. this SPECIES has been named
answered the professor in astonish
ment .'This Is pri.nate mammal,
homo sGpiens, : st. Paul Pioneer Press
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
The Final Shock.

Patient Doctor. don't think can
use the battery any more VIII 1t be
necessary to shock me again9 Doctor
Only once more. I'll send in my bill
tomorrow.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
.MANDA| AIR
| ARTS | !! ! TODAY


Everything ISL In readiness for the
big Morton county fair that will BE
opened this morning. The grounds
have been placed In excellent condi-.
ton and the track Is receiving every
attention. Race horse men are there
in large numbers and large string?
of horses are occupying stalls in bhe;
fair stables. ~ *Ss!
The races will without question be
better than In any previous year and,
the races are all filed. With the track
in first class shape and good weather
there is no reason to, sdpubt but that
the races this year will obe better than
ever before. "a, s.sss i.S5 49,
One 4abf theasmain features of this
years exhibition will be the relay
races in which the Kreutz boys will
takea a / leading part. They are; the
Morton count yAboysi who took off the
money in the relay races that were
held at the, Fargo and Grand Forks
fairs this summer. They will have
some good men pitted against them
and it will undoubtedly be fierce
contest. ..@
The association has closed up the
contracts for special attractions and
there will be as good line Of them
as was ever seen on the Missouri
Slopes a. 81 III
There is not a citizen of this sec
ton Of the state but what would feel
greatly repaid Il they took in the farm
and produce department, which Is I'M
der the management OF superintend-
ent J. w. Brown, OF the state reform
school. It will have on exhibition the
best vegetables, grain, etc, that can
pc grownin western Worth Dakota.
Booths are being put. UP at The
grounds and yesterday the citizens
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
aYoathfui Assuranee.

when | was your age" said the
stern parent Il was accumulating
money Of my own" s
yes" answered the graceiess youth,
but don't you think the public was
easier then than 1t Is now r. Washing
ton Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
unselved Problems

The three great problems ON the soin.
tion Of which humanity is bent are the
same that perplcxea our ancestors the
immortality OF the soul perpetual mo
ton and women.s hats Paris Figaro
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
The ResI y,,ork

Client low Is my case coming on .
Surely you've had time to look up the
law I b Attorney OH that was easy
I've been putting III my time studying
the fechnicaliiies. San francisco Gail
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
II Soma ii Famous ss ].

Great men have been guilty OF pun.
ming. and some Of the most famous OF
these sallies have come down in his,
tory. There is something melancholy
!. about the pun, of Or. Thomas Browne
who, having unsuccessfully courted q
lady and being challenged to drink te
her health. rs had been his wont. re
piled, 81 have toasted her many years
but Il cannot make her Browne. so j
will toast her no longer"
" Sydney Smiths jest at the expense
of Mrs. Grote had the salt OF malice
In 1t. She was famed for i'll taste
In dress, and as one day she swept by
In an extraordinary headdress Smith
pointed her out to friend, saying
."That is the origin Of ) the word gro
tesque.'"
d Mrs. Grote. however had her re
zvenge. Sydney. Smith, daughter mar,
ried a DR.. Holland When the latter
was knighted some one mentioned bis
wife as Lady Holland. do you near
Lord Hollands wife?'' asked the lis.
tener .,s,5 L. ..,.,. Y
NO" replied Mrs. Grote. This new
Holland, whose capital is Sydney
When the barrister Campbell mar!
ried Miss Scarlett his friend explained
his absence from court by telling the
Judge that Campbell was suffering
from bad attack of Scarlet fever.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29

Wise men read very sharply all your
private history hi your look and gait
and behavior. Emerson.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-09-29
TRY It for a Year

2
There is no otherstWay 50
good as a practical test for
learning the many advantages
/ of check account at a re.5 q
liable and carefully managed
bank. No matter how small
your present incomeasa check
account, at this bank viii dem
monstrate its usefulness to
you in less than a year.
When, from your own per-
ssonal experience, you realize
how nicely this check account
systematizes your business at
fairs and that you really gain,
IN THE DOLLARS AND
CENTS PoINT OF VIEW, as
well as in the greater conyen-
fence in handling financial mat
tiers and in the actual safey
afforded your money. you will
thank us for, calling your at
tention to this-Tthe RIGHT
way OF doing business. There.
is no expense-the. trial is
.ieasy to make. Try it.. q
Call and examine our safety
deposit vault. and secure a box
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18
A Cure for Misery.

FL have found . cure for the misery mala-
rta poison produces" says r. NJ. James Of
Louelisn, 9. O. ats called Electric Bitters
and comes in 80 cent bottles. It breaks up q
csss ~ chiils or . bilious attack in almost
no tims; and It puts yellow jaundice clean
out of commission." This great tonic med
icine and blood purifier gives quick relief
In all stomach, liver and kidney complaints
and the misery Of lame back. Sold under
guarantee BY Meeker Drug Co.
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18

On account Of Water Commissioner
Fund.
For water commissioner - 1000
For deputy water commis-
ss"sss1 ~ "
Is 90
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications. ss they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There IL
only one way to cure deafness, and that IL
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused d by an inhamed condition Of the mu-
cuous lining Of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube il innamed You have . rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when It Il
entirely closed deafness IL the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken ont and
this tube restored to its normal condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out Of ten are caused By cararfh, which
IL ne thing but an inhamed condition Of the
mucous surfaces.
We will give one hundred dsllars for any
case Of deafness tcaused By catarrh) that
cannot be cured by HsllS Cstarrh Cure.
Send for circulars free. r. J. CHI ENEY 4
CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold BY druGgists, Tic.
Take Hails Family Pills for constipation.
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18
Their Standing.

Following gives the standing Of
the two best high school scholars for
each of the studies named:
First year Latin-Roy Turner, lst,
81 Martha Hartke, I'd, 9O.5.
Cesar-Frank Delaney, LIST, 81; /;
Fred Baker, I'd, 86.
First year, German - Frank De-
laney, LIST, 90; Harry Golfer, I'd, 90.
Second year German-Mary Mil
Ter LIST, o.; Lulu Ford 2, 82.
American Literature-Frank Della
ney LIST, 81; Fred Baker I'd, 90.
Fourth year English - Luther
Smith LIST, 81; Percy Rigby I'd, 90.
Rhetoric-Frank Delandy LIST, 81 ;
Frank Riley I'd, 80.
Ancient History-Lawrence Smith
LIST, 90; Roy Turner I'd, 81.
Zoology-Fred Baker LIST, 9S; Roy
Turner I'd. 81.
First year Algebra-Roy Turner
LIST, 86; John Pollard Id, 81.
Rev. Algebra-Harry Golfer and
Frank Delaney LIST, 81; Chas. Clark
and Renora Ford I'd, 81.
Geology = Luther Smith LIST, 81;
Harry Golfer ID, 96.
U. g. History-Harry Golfer LIST,
%; Lillian Baker I'd, IS.
Solid Geometry-Luther Smith lst
81; Lulu Ford ID, 86.
Civics-Harry Golfer LIST, 81; Tot
Wilber I'd, 80.
Medieval History-Chas. CLARK
LIST, 70; George lies ID, 10
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18
A Hisher Heath Level.

III have feached . higher health level
since I began using Dr.. King's New Lilo
P1lls,- writes Jacob Springer Of West Frank-
lin Maine. "They keep my stomach. liver
and bowels working Just right II these
palIs dissppolnt you On trial, money Win b
refund by tie Assksr Drug Co. &c.
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18
The Colorado Midland has arranged

The Colorado Midland has arranged
to put an extra coach on their train
Sunday morning, Jan. 10th for the
exclusive use Of the cattlemen going
to Denver to attend the NationaI
Live Stock Show to be held In that
city Jan. 10th 18th. The very low
rate of 31l.3O for the round trip has
been made from Rifle.
For full particulars see the Colo
RADIO Midland agent.
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18

STATE OF COLORADO, .-
COUNTY OF RIO BLAHco,
l, 7. B. scott, county clerk and recorder
Of Rio Blanco county, Colorado, do hereby
certify that the above and foregoing IL a
true and correct statement Of the condition
Of aid county for the last six months end
Ing Dscsmber 81, 1907.
Given under my hand and oncial seal
this slst day Of December, 1907.
(0EAL) r. b. SCOTT,
County Clerk.
Approved, January ., 1908.
THos. KILDuFr,
Chairman.
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18
II Does the Business.

Mr.. Z. E. Chamberlain Of Clinton, Maine,
says Of Bucklens Arnica salve: "1t does
the business; I have used It for piles and II
cured them. Used It for chapped hands
and It cured them. Applied It to an old
sore and It healed II without leaving scar
behind" &c at Meeker Drug Co.
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18

The best Of all remedies for q cold
- BROMO- FEBRIN at Strehlke
Bros. Drug store.
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18

BROMO.FEBRIN viii cure your
cold while you slesp. At strehlks
Bros City Drug store.
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18

These are the days you catch cold.
Keep . supply Of BROMO-FEBRIN
onhasd. It 10 the best remedy for .
cold on the market. At Strehlke's
Drug Store.
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18

;y'ta@ Carriage Painting -
-yCsrriage, buggy and wagon paint
ing 1t the Harp-JoHantgen company
shopo.
The Meeker herald., 1908-01-18

Notics 70 Coal Buyers.
On and after this date, I will sell
coal for CASH On DELIVERY only.
Positively no credit.
E..W. FA1RYIELD.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-06-12
Broussard Notes.

Miss Rosa Bernard is teach
ing private school at the school
house and has an enrolment of
about twenty pupils.
Messrs. Hebert Billeaud, Ru.
dolph Bernard and Father Ro-
-quet. rode over to Anse La Butte
4 Thursday.
Mr.. =. w. Faulk and family,
who have been visiting relatives
at Indian Bayou, will leave Sat
urday for a short stay in Texas.
Mr.. L. j. Landry's youngest
child has q light case OF Dip
liberia.
Mrs. II. Billeaud, Miss Dros-
saerts and Father Drossaerts
rode over to Delcambre Thurs
day in an auto.
The Broussard High Schu0l
boys will again cross bats with
the st. Martin High School next
Sunday on the local diamond.
This will be the fourth game and
our boys have won two out of
three.