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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06
AUTHORITY" AND "PIE"
Remember old DR.. O'Leary.

r Remember old DR.. OLeary.
say medical authority handed
like Chinese Inside the largest lies smaller which
smaller which still smaller and until
that there's nothing
in it,
a revolutionary physician
dcum the Don't pe has discovered that
nothing
The trouble English
the American entirely different prescriptions
English rather agranduncles
make and pie that made the hardened sensbtes
doctor fairly CULVER The pie of half cooked dough-
soaked filled with underdone
cold and injurious to the iron of people
with two centuries less of civilization than The mod
their books Don't American
led the have all guilty all
lives when wedge of American pie
pie in United States light well cooked
fled with fresh wholesome what
English call tart" English book said Don't
the word-hey
they would translate German French book
OF the result has been that innocent wholesome pie
has lot of Sickness for
began would make i'll would be sick
though had cold the English
article
philosophy
the clouds by insisting the
dispute Socrates the We have
elementary
have been crying Beware pe
inquire what
Today authority poll
tcans authority" authority
cratic authority What's
and Sherman republican, Let's have the defnitions
preachers preach christian authority What's
tan today? who who his
load and carries companng Jesus did, Let's have the
definition!
teachers
anyway II the pupil learning decline 'mensaa table, is
being educated what about the making
We all think generally.
When we say pie let US be know what by pie
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06
THE SUB-CELLAR
See the Man! Man, with a capital M-Man.

See the Mani Man, with a capital M-Man.
Is he "the of animals?"
Observe his lofty his thought
Mityi by
intellect No, he is
He
His brain paror he keeps
furniture; where his
thinking of
dice accumulated through the
Ordinarily the will he
keeps religion his society man.
his business, amy his
methods of amusement But if he help probably
invite into his subcelar
and himself that he visits it's depths
Nearly every believes minded judg
ments and So he is--n the parlor.
But nearly decides the majority
to his notice by the sheer peudices
a a to
public today deposits
Examine attitude of mind toward
and if do not find something curious
which is purely without prejudice question
concerned and not particularly abstruse
almost to his own
satisfaction without reference to the
But of republican predictions
amine it with dsfavor degree
denotes is just unreasonably inclined Why?
Why t in
OF the front paor Now he looking it
cellar.
Isn't amusing likewise amazng mans father was
abotionst his whg unable to read
a speech of
ing of And because
Jackson and his grandfather
Tafts letters with open
Furthermore, It present man is able
to realize his preudces
to know that it from the subcear
come warmer the guarantee of bank
tween parties and the subcear the
send such of prejudice
eddy declare he prejudice.
But oh how he will despse the preiudce the other fellow
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06

Stuyvesant. "She married soon
after left the old place-an LATHAM
count, they told me. She and her
husband left for France. l never
say her again. She wrote me once
asking me to wish her happiness.
She begged that she might keep a
little garnet ring had given her as
a. keepsake. l gave up everything
and tried to forget, l went to
Africa and to the ends of the world.
1t has been 10 years since l left
America. l would not have had the
time shorter"
Stuyvesant waited for the woman
to speak. Some one called down
the promenade deck. The woman
turned quickly to Stuyvesant, lay
ing her jeweled hands lightly upon
his sleeves. Then she looked up
into his face.
Monsieur" she said with a quick
breath, IF / ever saw her again,
have you nothing l could say to
her for youg'
Stuyvesant's face was quiet. The
woman's fingers pressed tightly on
his sleeve as the footsteps came
nearer. Stuyvesant glanced down
on his sleeve where her hands lay.
His eyes fell on a little garnet
stone among the rings.
The woman leaned still closer.
Quick, monsieur, have you nothing
l could tell herr"
Stuyvesant looked hard into her
face.
Nothing" he said.
Hours later Stuyvesant stood by
|. the rail watching the long line of
whitecaps that lay in the wake of
the steamer.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06
THE WHlRL OF THE WHEEL

THE WHlRL OF THE WHEEL.
Stuyvesant, standing by the yes
sells rail, had finished his second
cigar. He had been alternately
watching the long white line of
water left in the moonlight by the
ship, and the close huddled passen-
gers in the steerage. Only the
throb of the machinery broke the
stiffness.
One swarthy foreigner in the
steerage was doing wonderful
tricks with a lottery wheel. In his
listless watching Stuyvesant had
failed to hear a woman come from
behind the pilot house and stand
near him. Her voice startled him
when she spoke:
do they interest you, mon
sieur?" she asked. There was a
slight French accent in her voice.
Stuyvesant bowed. yes, ma
dam 1t was watching the Italian
there with his game. He seems to
know every whirl of the wheel"
Did you ever play, monsieur"
eyes, once" Stuyvesant replied.
II LOST played for happiness" he
added, laughing shortly. The laugh
had bitterness in it.
The woman went and stood
nearer by him. did you love her
much. monsieur-idd she know you
cared?"
Stuyvesant's voice was low when
he spoke again. Eyes, | loved her
i always thought / cared for her
| knew afterward that l loved her
[ have tried these 10 years to for
get her" His voice was hardly
more audible than a whisper, but
the woman heard every word.
Monsieur, did the woman know
| you loved her? Did she care?" The
last sentence was spoken low.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06
TAKE A TURKISH BATH AFTER
SEEING THE FAIR

After a long day at the fair.
when you are tired and footsore,
there is nothing that will rest you
like a good Turkish bath.
Out of town visitors should not
miss this opportunity to visit our
modern bath parlors, and particu-
larly those people who are suffer
ing from rheumatism. Bath and
bed, $100. Turkish Bath parlors,
First and Stevens. II. Nichols,
prop. Main 1241. ***
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06

There was young man OF LodOre
Who puzzled his brain more and
more
In a mental debate
Which would be the worse fate
To be bored by boar or a bore?
A foolish young man, of course.
No bore could possibly be as dan
gerous as the wild boar The one
found in northern Africa is more
savage than those of European
countries. 1t stands three feet high
and weighs about 800 pounds, and
is covered with long. bristly hair,
After being wounded 1t Is a
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06
DAILY SHORT STORY

Did she know l loved herr
Stuyvesant repeated the question.
Yes, she knew l loved her, ma.
DAM" he finally said. Did she
care for my love-" he went on-"as
much as this ship does for the
water we are leaving there toward
France. She was proud in way
of my love-although it was more
of pastime than a pleasure" He
spoke bitterly.
How do you know, MONSIEUR?
the woman asked the question
softly.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06
SUFFRAGETTES LOSE

NEW YORK, Oct. 6.-An at
tempt was made yesterday by the
suffragettes of New York to have
their names placed upon the reg
istration books, when IA women
appeared before the registration
clerks and implored them to take
their names. Being refused they
departed orderly.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06
REPUBLICAN, DOPE HERE

The republican campaign litera-
ture arrived here yesterday from
the national headquarters and Is
now ready for distribution. Taft's
notification speech, DR.. Lyman Alb
bolts opinion of Taft, and Sher
mans notification speech are in
cluded in the literature.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06
political

"They are bitter political
enemies
Belong to different parties
eh?"
"No; to different factions of the
same party
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06

Boston spOrtsmen are getting
up big testimonial for John L.
Sullivan October Is, his fiftieth
birthday.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06

"Where is the spirit of the
'80s?" Numbered an orator in the
suburbs.
"All drunk up" moaned an I'M
kempt auditor.
A Georgia editor was asked:
do hogs pay?" He replied: "A
good many do not. They take the
paper for several years and then
have the postmaster mark it re-
fused or address unknown"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06

CJantleman--ItS no use your
whining to me; | can see through
you.
Beggar-So yer ought, guv-nor;
I've 'ad nuthin' to eat for a week.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06

"Ah, my boy; ] owe great dea
to that woman l just tipped my
hat to-"
"Who was it; your mother?"
"No; my landlady."
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06

Don't argue with a man who
talks loud. You couldn't con-
vince him in a thousand years.
In, 1904 New York--in doubtful
column this year-gave. Roosevelt
859,533 votes and Parker $685.
9S1. In 1900 New York gave Nc
Kinley S21,992, and Bryan 67S,-
1856.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06

Maud--Do you mean to say that
you actually proposed to him?
Believes; but my dear, he was
so dreadfully ratified | made him
believe he did it himself.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06
Most Anything

Its a blamed
sight easier t.
give thin t. re-
ceive," said tn
Telegraph editor
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06

The leaves in somber tans and
browns
Suggest October ale,
Except in local opion towns,
And there it's not on sale.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-10-06

"Foor wha does your son intend
to fit himself by studying in a
correspondence SCHOOL,"
For present day politics, of
course"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02

watch on the importation OF milk and
cream. we are apt 70 De deceived We
have sever been prosecuted FOR violation
of the health regulations. and eseu cause
Inspections 10 be made Of the farms from
which we receive our products
The Evergreen Dairy, al Ninth and y
streets northwest. was found 20 be- in a
model condition The utensils and ap-
paratus used In the handling OF the milk
and cream were in perfect condition Ar
the hour when this cstah-Ishueut was
visited the bottles We're all cleaned and
stored on shelves, ready for Sling and
distribution The apparatus was not only
clean inside. but was polished to bright
ness on the exterior.
+ r Homer the proprietor. said that
not only was the milk inspected as il
came into the dairy but the herds from
which the product IS obtained IN Mary
land and Virginia were examined by
veterinarians from time 70 time 70 insure
pure and wholesome milk
Everything that possibly can he en-
Tloyed 10 handle milk and cream IN a
sanitary manner Is employed here. and 1
wish 20 say this dairy IS always open to
public inspection" Mr. Homer added
In the various other dairies visited
highly sanitary conditions We're found TO
be The iufleXihie rule. and in each instance
the vats. bottles. and other utensils would
have passed muster under a magulfying
glass.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
Receivers Are at Home.

The receivers Of the Capital Life Insur-
ance Company. Eugene Jones and James
NJ Proctor, who were appointed by the
United States Court, have returned from
PhiladeiT-51- Their business operations
were conducted there. Letters were OBJ
tained from Judge Mcpherson. under
which he demanded the assets Of the
company from William Mcdonald its
treasurer In su the receivers. collected
several thousand dollars in securities.
records, and books.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
DIED..

BURG GESS-SC5dCuIv. cn Sat717isy. August I. lSs
ABNER BURGESS. beloved husband q Cam
z BurE-ss ,uee Fink
Fznrrsl from late residence. = Tli-tecrth stree
s1u,hsasc. on Monday. August ). a. p Il
Relatives ard friends are respectfully invited {,
attend
COLE-On Friday. July S. Isls. At hsr residence
.5 Sarr-th -f-as- Slsr-hv-ry- Ms. EMMA
COLE wife 4 Elus- d Cole
F'1neraI services az Marvin n Z. C. 5. Teu-h
and s--eels southwest. a. 70 a. n Monday
FARRELL-Oa Friday. july g.. Isos. a. 80 ,. II.
THOMAS NJ L.. the beloEcd husband Of Mamie
r. Farreu 'nee Tu1hy'. and son q Man J. end
the late James J. Fs-reI. agsd thi-;y-eish;
Funeral VIII take place al 10 o'clock from his late
resi5ence. go second street northeast. TUESDAY
morning. August I solemn high requiem mas
a. S. Alovsius'- Frisnds and relatives sre re
s7,ectiully invited 10 attend
HARRIS-Dsparted this Ife Tuesday, July e l9Cs
a. E.B o-ciock ELIZA HARRIS. beloved Erand-
mother n Mamie An5e-son fuee Furrestl.
Fuaeral Monday a. I o'clcck from Zio1 Bsptis:
Chur-h.
HTLAND-EntcrHd into rest On THURSDAY. July %
1905 az SIS 2. II. al Richleish. Reistsrstowu,
Nd. Mrs z J HYLAND. widow Of Rev
william L Hylznd D D.
Fuzs-al from her late rssidence. So Tvertv
seooud street northwest. Monday at L a. m
,ParEersburs- SID Wheeling. W Va. paper:
please oopy-B
KAISER-On Friday. J1ly a. 1909 st 80 ,. n
al SO o street northwest. ELIZABETH. Wi50zy
Of Henry Kaiser. IN the s-Tenty-siTth year q
her EEe
Fuulzal private tBsltiraore papers please cory}
O9iEARA-On Friday Do-uiuE. July 81 lsS al
his rssidence. y b street northwest. WILLIAM
C. OAiEARA. beIoFcd husband Of sarah A.
OMeaTa, in the se'elty -ri-th yez- Of his age
F1uerll services n his late residence on Monday
At 2 II Relatives and friends rsspocrfuily
invited TO attend Kindly omit hosers.
QCTLL-On Saturday Ars7.st J. 1855 THOMAS ?.
QUILL. beloved son q the late Denis and Mar
Saret Quill
Funeral from his h-nths-'s residence. . street
lor1nwcst. on Monday morning az So O'Clock
thsncc 70 ST Aloyst-s' Church. where solemn
hizh mass VII be said fur the rep1se q his
soul at 3 o'ciock- Relatives ard friends are
invited 20 attend
.THOMAS-Ou Frilsy. july 81. Isos at L 20 ?. n.
at her residence. Fairfax. Va. Miss ROSE
THOMAS. daughter Of the late Judge Henry
" Thomas.
Funsral from her late residence Sunday al 4.3l
q H.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
WARRANT LEADS TO FIGHT.
Accuser Goes to Hospital and Ac-
cused l. Held for Assault.


ResentiaE the action Of Claude Nc
I-auEhliu IN having q warrant sworn
out for his arrest on a charge Of false
preterses. Horace Atkinson. q lawyer.
Of s26 Massachusetts, avenue. yesterday
engaged in an alteration that resulted
IN his being taken 70 the Emergency
Hospital IN an unconscious condition
and Mclaughlin being locked up
charged with assault
It developed that Atkinson was ac-
cused by Mclaughlin Of having passed
a worthless check for SIC upon him
several months ago. According TO Nc
LauEhlin's story. several attempts 70
have the money refunded proved un-
svailiug- and, as a last resort. he sw0re
out warrant against his friend
The warrant was procured last even
ing. and Mclaughlin asked that At
kinson be apprehended Immediately at
a saloon IN 2 street near Seventh
northwest Mclaughlin. who was wait
ing in the vicinity Of the saloon. saw
Atkinson emerge. and started 10 hold
him until detective arrived
IN the alteration that followed both
Uer. though injured. were busilv en-
gagged in pummeIIng each other when
Detective Eurlingame arrived on the
scene.
An ambulance was called and Akin
son was hurried to the hospital He
was removed 10 the First precinct after
receiving medical attention. and locked
up, charged with assault
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
Negro Race NIeetinr

= race meeting will be held bv
prominent negroes and members Of the
Independent League from all sections
of the United States tomorrow night
at Gsibraith A n L Zion Church.
Among the speakers viii be Bishop
Alexander Walters, DR. George W. Lee.
Dr. s l. Corrothers. Rev. DIT. Waller.
Of Maryland; Ashby Hawkins. Of Mary
land. and James Hayes, Of Virginia.
The league. under whose auspices the
meeting viii be held, represents more
than 1000 voters
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
INTERNAL REVENUE DECREASE
Government Receipts On whisky
show Big Falling on.


4 decrease Of S1T.sss. .g72a IS shown in
the amount OF internal revenue collected
by the government for the year ended
June % last. as against the year previous.
according 10 the Official figures given out
at the Treasury yesterday The receipts
for the year ended June 50 last were
S-51 $3.50.
Approximately 50 Per cent OF the de-
crease Is in the revenue collected on
whisky. &c, the loss being Sl617s,oa4- a
The total amount collected on whisky,
&c, was Sl41I5s. .S715.
There was an Increase OF $1S. IS in the
amount OF revenue collected on fermented
liquors. the gross amount collected being
SIS. .SJ-.616
The sum OF SO S.. - IS was collected or
tobacco in all forms. a loss Of Sl,9fS.S15-f3
as against the previous year
The revenue. on playing cards shows a
falling on OF S112-S54 in the Sf5S,s10 col
lecJed-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
Red Cross Help for Cbine,e

The American Red Cross Society yes
terday turned over TO the State Depart-
ment a balance Of 1900 which remained
to the credit Of the Chinese famine fund.
requesting that It be applied to the iume-
diate relief Of the food sufferers in the
vicinity Of Canton The acting Secretary
Of State cabled the amount to the United
states consul general at Canton at once.
with directions that it be applied for re-
ief Of the sufferers from the typhoons
and floods
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
SPECIAL NOTICES.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT !
special meeting Of the Stockholders Il
the Mercantile Saving Fund Socierv- a
corporation Of the District OF Columbia.
IS called by the Secretary. by order Of ths
the 18TH DAY OF AUGUST. 1903 Al 7.s5
o clock ? n. at the Office Of the Society.
1eVo street northwest, Washington ID
-. 70 consider and approve the action cf
the Board of Directors OF the said So
cieJy n recommending the increase OF the
capital stock OF the Mercantile SAVING
EuId Society 20 1900 shares OF TIE rar
value OF 5000 each. IN accordance with q
resolution adopted by the Board OF D.
rectors OF said Society at q meeting he'd
July -, ISIS, and 10 transact such Ot1e-
business as may properly come before
such meeting.
(S.gnedJ JOHN D. LEONARD. Secretary;
Il J CROSSON. c. c. LACEY CHAS-
h kOONES. J. c MOVES. WILLIAM
L FORD. Board Of Directors fr-ar--f
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
Bids for Navv Dcpartment Work.

Bids were opened yesterday at the
Navy Department FOR the construction Of
the new retaining wall about the basin
OF the navy yard al Philadelphia The
lowest bidder was LawleT Brothers, OF
New York Their offer was 81, 20. Eleven
bids were also received for the work Of
installing coal handling plant at the
New York Navy Yard The G. A. Bart
lett and Snow Company. Of Cleveland,
Ohio, were the lowest bidders, at 81. .S54
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
WIND SPOILS FLIGHT
Gale Prevents Farman from
Using AerOplane.
RAIN CHECKS ARE GIVEN OUT
Weather Bureau Asked to Promise
Better Day To-day-Levvis Nixon,
Years Every One with the Money
VIII own Runabout Afrship.

New York. Aug Henry Farman.
who is 10 make series Of aeropIaue
flights at Brighton Beach. ran up against
heavy northwest y1i1d this afternoon.
and. after waiting until o'clock for the
wind 10 let Up. finally gave Up for the
day
To-day's flights were 10 have been the
first public flights OF an aeroplane IN this
county. On Friday NI-. Farraau made
three practice flights. just 10 assure him
self that the machine was all right after
its voyage. These flights were an TN
doubted success
-Four thousand persons were on hand
to-day 20 watch the flight They began
looming as early as . o'clock. although
the fights were not scheduled 20 start
until 40. FsTman's assistants sent Up
numerous small balloons all afternoon. in
the effor; 10 find promise OF better
weather conditions. but the wind kept IL
up. blowing straight into the biz stands
so that. should a fight be attempted. il
would almost certainly end in the ma
chimes being taken against the stands
and smashed TO smitheresns-
Rnin Checks Issued
When it was seen that it would be I'm
possible to attempt an exhibition to-day.
the Weather Bureau was asked about to
morrow II the wind Is not too heavy to-
morrow afternoon. M Farman viii fly
Rain checks. good until a flight Is made,
were issued 10 the spectators
To-day's crowd included quite q part
OF the aero club and many automobile
people and a Few military experts Lewis
Nixon was on hand. and was asked his
views OF the aeroplane. He said that IN
his opinion, within five years. everybody
who has the money viii own his own
aerOplane TunabOUt- As a pleasure ve-
hicle and commercial enterprise. Mr.
Nixon believes the aeroplane and dirigi-
gibIe balloon both are already a success
But he has his doubts about the value
Of either tn warfare Narksmen on bal
loon or aeroPlane could not be sure OF
their aim, Mr.. Nixon thinks. and. besides.
either machine viii be easily attacked
and put out Of commission by artillery
from the earth.
The Germans already are experimenting
with big guns for this special work Mr
Nixon says. and guns will be perfected
for their destruction to keep pace with
the advances IN aerial contrivances-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
And He Gets II.

Prom the Bystan5er-
Good gracious, Algy, Whatever have
you done 10 your face2-
Aw-I shave myself now
What on earth forT-
Cause my beastIy doctors ordered me
10 take more exercise
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
A Young Diplomat.

FrlIl Eu1cl-
Your mother tells me you've been
naughty again to-day. When I was bov
l was whipped hard every time I was
bad
But you hadn't as good OF wise Z
father as have pop.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
Married In Rnckri1l.

James D. Corbett. Of Dubois. Pa
and Miss Anna Fitch Long. Of Wash
ington. visited Rockville. Nd. in an
automobile yesterday afternoon and
were married by Rev. E. I. WooIf. of
the Methodist church.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
Americans in Persia in No danger.

Ambassador Leishman ca0led 10 the
State Department yesterday giving reas-
surfing advices concerning the situation
in Persia He said the reports had been
greatly exaggerated and that there was
positively no danger to any American in
terest
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
why should Her

frcsn ssetcny bitS
Passenger (on tram car)-Don't you al
ways shiver when you pass this Gene
terry?
Conductor-Not ne; In going to be GRE
mated,
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
Gives Lecture To-day.
Erietta Arrires nt ceibn

larietta- under command of Com
Maxwell. arrived al Ceiba. Hon
j yesterday, under orders from the
ary Of the Navy 10 investigate and
( on the trouble between the Presi-
OF Honduras and the foreign con-
II was stated at the state Depart
that no official action would be
until after the report had been
we'd from Commander Maxwell.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
American DeIegnte to stockho1m.

Edward Bruce Moore. Commissioner Of
Patents, has been designated 10 represent
the United States at the International
Congress for the Protection of Industrial
Property at Stockholm, Sweden. August
36-25. BY reason Of recent legislative en-
actments in Great Britain. the deIibera-
tions Of this congress wiz be watched
with great interest by all the commercial
nations Of the world who VIII have repre-
sentatives there
Commissioner Moore viii be accom-
panied by his niece, Miss Callie +. Moore
They will sail from New York Wednes-
day. August s. and viii travel in Europe
previous to the opening of the congress
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02
BONAPARTE GIVES
BLOW IN OPINION
Holds that Banks Cannot
Guarantee Deposits.
MAY FORFEIT THEIR CHARTERS

Decision Based on Inquiry from the
Secretary of Treasury Concerning
oklahoma statute - Regarded as
Having Deterrent Effect to Obtain
Federal Protection of Deposits
The Washington herald., 1908-08-02

Tt requires eternal vigilance 70 main
tain an up-to-date dairy" said Man
ager Fnrquor- --I-nInss We ken q clnsa