The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-06-24

III you fefuSe me, Shall never lofe
another woman"
"Does that promise stand good If
accept you?'
$50 you think you could buy me and
FELL meY well, don't know about
the latter part of the proposition -
Louisville Courier-JOurnal.
Mrs. Benham-Do you remember the
day father gave me your hand?
Benham Yes; you were palmed Off
on me Exchange
The Backer-Go 1t. Billy! Yer amt
half licked yet! The Fighter Well.
you come and ave the other arr. |
amt greedy London Opinion.
Elsie-Laura's health seems greatly
improved.
Ada-Yes; she has heard that her
doctor is engaged
Mrs. Wylkyns Why is it, Herbert
that you never call me dear now?
Mr. WyIkyns- Well, don't like to
twit you with it.
Mrs. Newed 80 My husband never
speaks a cross word to me Mrs Old
we'd Indeed. How long have you been
living apart3-C Chicago News.
Teacher Can you tell me the differ
ence between like" and lover Small
Boy Yes, ma'am like my papa and
mamma. but love pie
"Toothache. eh? I'd have the thing
pulled out If 1t were mine"
so would II it were yours" Phil
adephia Inquirer
Il hear you have been hunting Any
luckY' Yes; only one man mlstook
me for rabbit. and he was a poor
shot"-Chlcago Record Herald
Everything may come to him who
waits. bur IN politics waiting is
dreadfully unremunerative ob-Wash-
ington Post
A mans memory is at its poorest in
remembering his own mistakes and at
its best IN recalling mistakes of others
-Atchison Globe.
"A good listener is usually much
sought after
That's SO Henpecks wife is look
ing for him all the time"
A South African prospeetor found
that part Of his claim was under an
old Dutch church He drove his peg
under the altar
What do you think of my latest
novel, Old chap
Zine. Who were the bindersf"-
London Answers
Persia is today almost entirely de.
pendent upon TYPOGRAPHY for its own
production of books and journals. Nat
uraIly these are very rare.
Book Agent have a book here on
"rhings You Ought to Know"
subbubs-Then you ought to know
that | don't want one
Did you ever think what lot of
good you might have done in the world
II you hadn't made UP your mind to
begin tomorrow?-Chicago News
All camels going beyond a walking
pace at night in Alden must carry bells,
as It is impossible to hear camel ei.
ther rotting or running
The unhappy women are not all ma
ried to mean men; many Of the un.
happy women are not married at all
AtcbsOn Globe
81 received your majesty's message, y
said the new missionary Did IN
derstand you would do me the honor
to call upon me and dine tomorrow
almost correct" replied the old cann
bal chief II said | would call and
dine upon You tomorrow."-Philade'
phia Press
"Did you win on the gamer
"Won $50"
81 lost just that much"
80 did |. You see by betting both
ways you win a reputation as a Judge
of form or as a good loser, aud in
either case you're a sport -PhiladeI-
phia Ledger
what did you think of last nights
opera?"
I'm not quite clear about it," an
swered Mr. Cumrox. Il can't exactly
make up my mind whether ! couldn't
appreciate because had a headache
or whether | got headache trying to-
appreciate Washington Star.
Two commercial travellers were com
pairing notes II have been out three
weeks" said the first, "and have only
got four orders"
"That beats me-" said the other; 81
have been out four weeks and have
only got one order, and that's from the
firm TO come home"
Eyes" said the bachelor "a man
may think he's having high old time
at night, but something will surely tell
him next morning that he made a foo
of himself"S
Yes" replied the long married man,
"or somebody New Orleans Times
Democrat