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WIN Keep on in G. P. O.

Indeed, I think shall go right
on as | am now, clerk in the dear
old printing office. I am very
happy there. This $1,000 600 has
upset me terribly"
But since YOU have met with
this Observation-Disclosures 81
100000, or thereabouts- you
make an effort to become recon
ciled?" queried the interviewer,
kindly. There are many of your
friends who will doubtless help
you spend it"
Tine magnetic blue-gray eyes
flashed. "oh. | don't doubt it." She
cried. They viii help me spend
it all right; and all my relatives,
and ail-all-everybody. Oh, yes;
they'll help me spend it,
But you can go in for some
charity, and make a fad of it,
"Or can marry" laughed the
little woman, hastily. "Why. my
offers have come from all over the
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liar interest. I wo Sundays GO
The Times readers saw how a
beautiful face had spurred men
from all sections of the country to
write tender love letters to a Wash
ington woman. Here are a few
, samples of the letters which Miss
Hume has received from men who
are spurred on by the love for
gold.
Dear Friend Of so I may call
YOU:
"a friend in the States, knowing
of my exile here in the interests of
business, sent me a copy OF
The Washington Times recently,
and | saw all about your good for
tune. I tell you, little girl. it is
great.
But how are you going to go it
alone with all that cash in your
reticule? You need a good, strong
hand at the helm, and I win be
your treasurer, if you only say the
word.
TN jump my job in this old end
of the earth, and YOU and l will
whiz West in a Pullman drawing
room car, on one of those blissful
honeymoon jaunts, the kind you
read about. if you will only say the
word
I'm yours for keeps, too. No
AFFINITY in ours. I'll hang out a sign
if you say the word, 'Affnities.
skidoo.
Say. won't you be mine, now
honest?
Yours till my ghost joins that
of Hanlet's father ' =
The next letter read as follows:
My Unknown Friend;
DO you recall that poem of Bret
Harte's. beginning
:" J am, sitting alone by the fire.
Dressed Just as 1 came from the
dance
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Run to Earth at Last.

och, come right in" said the
newspaper woman, rising; don't
stand in the doorway like that.
You see I have been trying to find
You in for about a month now,
and you have have always been
out; and now I am afraid you may
vanish ike Cinderella's finery, and
we sail never know how it felt to
fall into 100000. or a little bit
les, as you say it may turn out to
be"
at is very nice of you to invite
me into my own parlor," said little
Annie Hume.
Yes said the writer, humbIy.
81 was sure you would appreciate
it; inst as sure as that YOU would
be fickled to death to see me-
Th7 heiTess sat down. Her
pre- golden hair nestled about
he I'D in becoming ringlets; her
ey were deep grey-blue. Her
r. hose of a nervous woman
o working hard and conscien-
throughout the long DAYS.
a pto the weary nights. Her
foot tapped the floor impa-
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it is that You are really going to
have it," hazarded the writer.
"Oh, yes; I'll really have it. but
in the meantime I have kept my
place in the printing office, where I
have worked so many, many
years" Here she sighed. 1--WE
got TO send a lawyer to England"
she continued, 'and, in fact, I am
ali mixed up. If I could have fore
seen this, 1 would not have worked
so hard to hoard my money and
buy a house I own; l won't say
Just where, but I own it just the
same. I educated my sister, too.
and just as she got old enough to
help be some she married"
"Ungrateful," murmured the in
terviewer, but, then, YOU know
some men have such winning WAYS.
But when YOU get the money in
your very own possession. what
will you DO, if 1 may ask? VIII
you help found National Gallery
of Art in Washington, or"
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Annie Hume,
Employed in the
GOVernmentPrint-
ing Office, Finds
Many Anxious to
Share Her Dot OF
$7OOO,OOO.
n ~ lSS HUME. Miss
Hume" called IS
small boys voice Up
the stair, "a report

the starr d r. l'oi
er from The Times
wants to see you!"
There was a seconds silence.
Then a voice answered in these
significant words: ''Oh, heavens;
that newspaper woman again!"
''Yessum," said the small boy,
looking around the curve in the
doorway, Il guess it's her"
You should say 1t is she cor
rected the troublesome newspaper
woman, with what she fancied was
her suayest manner; and please
tell Miss Annie NJ. Hume that the
readers of The Times are all pining
to know how it feels to be lifted
fIt-n clerk in the Government
Printing Office to the proud pos
SCISSOR of S7,OOO,OOO?"
81 am not sure it VIII he quite
that much replied the somewhat
querulous, yet gilt-edge voice; lit
may -e. a trifle less. 'As for you,
you are more trouble than the
lovers who have cropped up all
over the world since a brief notice
appeared IN the papers to the eff
feet lat / was one of the heirs
to m Uncle Hedges fortune" On
which speech the tiny heiress APP
pearl. nd stared inquisitively at
the ritter, while the small boy
pee "a in from behind her.
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We'll that's me, and the dress
isn't dress, but a dress suit. I
am just home from a dance sure
enough, and my best girl has
thrown me over for a bloomin'
Engishman, who came out here to
Denver to learn the mining busi-,
ness, don't-cher-know, and I wish I
could have a letter from you lust
to comfort me, and make me feel
that / needn't be all in a heap be-
cause one girl threw me down. I
know you'n think it is the $1,000
600 am after; but l am not: I
Just want TO feel that some one
cares for me somewhere.
Ny girl was the sweetest thing.
but she danced the two-step like a
buck;ng broncho, and ] am glad
the Englishman got her.
Say, won't show my being cut
up a bit over the way she acted if
you viii write me just a WORD, and
III sing Annie Laurie to lou BY
the hour, when we meet Chat is,
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world; and they are written in
every conceivable tongue except
Esperanto, and that isn't.a tongue
yet; that's an attempt" And again
she laughed merrily.
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Some of Her Letters.

What are the postmarks on
some of the letters?" queried the
writer
Some of the letters are ef pecu-
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"eporters and Lovers.

paper reporters and low
he muttered; ''my money
b. ght me both; and haven't
really got the money yet.n
~But the delightful thing about
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If you can stand it after I've sung
it to you once.
i inclose stamp for reply. I
know, of course. = 2-eent stamp is
nothing to you, now you have risen
to such financial pinnacle. but /
put in the stamp just to prove it
isn't your money / am after.
$50 long. Answer soon.
Yours till tire COWS come home,
The next letter was from a
weepy widow:
Dear Miss:
Il am Iaan forty .years Of age
who mas had bad luck with all my
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tcontinued on sixth PAEsJ
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
spolrs Of .,nstrian Court.

Court etiquette 81 Austria IS more
STRINGENT than Ia other European
ccagts.
The attcn5oB5s come in for large
erquisitlos as comcs,iblo articles
are never allowed TO appear twice
IN the loyal tables Il iaust be q
good thing 10 be one Of these atten-
dants. as to one man falls AL the
wine left in the glasses and the
same. fish anf s@ee's are equally
divided IN the saDe way
Each morning. a marsct is held
in Ire basement OF the palaca where
the Yiluose come TO parehase Inc
remains OF he banquet
This custom Is a revival Of one
tEat obtained great favor In the Mid
ole Ages Then the great lords OF
the land were not above accepting
the remains OF q fpa1t and the Lord
Chancellor w5s eatitiod 20 the ends
eli one larso candle and forty small
cnes each day
He IN tu.n made capital Of THIS
perquisite anil un ioub,eiy his cX-
chequer was greatly increased by 1t
at the end OF tie yclg
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14

NEW YORK GRAIN.

New York. Jan. WHEAT Re
ceipts 10000; exports 152,153, spo
easy; No. 2 red 10Gh elevator an,
los fob. afloat; No. northern Dulutl
l229s fob. afloat; No, 2 hard winter
l0S9s fob. ailoat.
CORN Receipts 33,325; exports
1881. spot easy; No 2, 75; nominal
elevator and G6h cents fob. and
afloat; No, white C7 and No 2 vel
low nominal fob. and anoa-.
The option market was dun and
easier on weak cables, later steadying
up with west and closing u net high
er May CS9s@G9A; closing 69A
July closed Go.
OATS Receipts $4,000, exports D.
0S5; spot quiet mixed 2G to 50 pounds.
5S1a cents; natural white 2G to SO
pounds 54@M5G1a; clipped white 81
04o pounds 551a ace cents.
Poor. wire service greatly restricted
wheat trade today and partly ac.
counted fer weaker feeling as there
was no outside support. Fair export
inquiry developed on ,ne decline and
late prices were stearier. closing half
o cent net lower
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
cHANcERY NOTICE.

fx. iptI l4aaf
State OF IlIiaois. Alexander County
ss.--In the Alexander County Circui,
Court February Term A. ID. 1908
In Chanccry Sitting.
Mihns 8. Galbraith. complainant, va
Eliza Galbraith, defendant. bill Id
Chancery for Divorce.
The above named defendant Ia
hereby notified that said complain
ant has this day flled in said Court a
certain bin in Chancery for Divorce
against her and that Summons has
issued thereon returnabIe on the first
day OF the next term OF said Court, Il
be holden at the court house In Cairo
Illinois, on the tenth day OF Febrnar,
next.
Cairo. Illinois. January End. 1903
LEE d. DAVIS. Clerk.
Lansden & Leck, Complainant's SO
licitor:.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
KANSAS CITY CATTLE.

Kansas city Jan. 13.-CATTLE-
Receipts 1i700, including 400 south
en. Market steady to 10 cents low
or; closed strong to 5000, price 1878;
choice export and dressed beef steers
S510G575; fair to good siO0m5.00;
western feeders $37565.25; stockers
and feeders s3000475; southern
steers $i000L75: southern cows
S215G400; native COWS s2.40nA75;
native heifers s30O05.OO, bulls 1925
Mi00; calves s425a70o.
HOGS Receipts 10000; market :
cents lower top sL35; bulk of sales
$E206430: heavy $A25MA35; pack.
ers si20@4.30; pigs and lights SO. rs
q L25.
SHEEP-Receipts 10000. market
strong: lambs SG50m700: ewes and
yearlings $450@5.5O; western year
lings S5.506620 western sheep SA25
95.5o; stoekers and feeders $L25G
1875.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
cHANcERY NOTICE.

state OF Illinois. Alexander County
ss. In the Alexander County Circuit
Court. February Term. A. d. 1905
In Chanccry Sitting
Elizabeth Jean Thompson. Com
plainant VS.. II. Nathan Stancil. Ma
ME English, John Stanci. Mamie
Stancil and Frances Stancil, Tim
pleaded with Mary Ann Greenbaum,
George w. Stancil Yves Smithey
and w W. Huien), Defendants, Bill
in Chanccry for Partition.
The above named defendants are
hereby notified that said complainant
has this day filed in said Court a GER
tain bill II Cfancery for Partition
against them and that Summons has
issued thereon retrrnable on the first
day of the next term OF said court.
70 be holden at the court house in
Cairo. Illinois, on the 10th day Of
February next.
Cairo, Illinois, November is. A. ID.
1907. LEE B. DAVIS,
Clerk.
David s. Lansden, Compartments So.
licitor
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14

We live anil matter in three
characteristic states solid. liguid
and gaseous. But since hydrogen
mas been both liCueaei ana solidihed.
the Investigator IS Introduced into
a world OF solid b. lies With the
aid of the cold furnished by liquid
hydrogen, every gaseous substance
at present definitely known TO 1he
chemist. with the single exception
Of helium can be soiiiifiei. Even hel-
ium. Professor Dewar hopes. mas
yield TO the processes now being EN-
ployed by scientists throughout the
world.
Liquid hydrogen is so light that
The only solid Substance that win
float upon it is pith Solid hydro
gen hasa temperature f36 degrees
Fahrenheit below zero When ex-
poscd to the cold yapor arising from
liquid hydrogen. air s. instantly tnrn-
Cd solid. falls Ike & miniature snow
storm into lie vessel containing Tic
hydrogen. AMI sinks 10 The bottom
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
MINISTER WAS
FOUND GUILTY
OF CONTEMPT OF couRT-SEN-
TENcE SUSPENDED BECAUSE
hE WAS A REcToR-0UEs-
TONED CERTAIN INJUNCTION

New York, Jan, 13-The Rev.
Canon William T.. Chase, rector Of
Christ Episcopal church, Brooklyn,
was today found guilty of contempt
or court by Justice Maren Of the New
York state supreme court,
Justice Maren announced that in
view OF the fact that the accused was
q rector and as the court had no de-
sire to humiliate him sentence would
be suspended.
Canon Chase was summoned before
the court because Of the publication
o. an interview with him in which he
questioned the lagality of the iniunc-
tion granted by Justice Maran re-
straining the Brooklyn police from
Illegally interfering with the opera
ton of moving picture shows on sun
day.
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ST. LOUIS CATTLE.

ST Louis, Jan ~. -CATTLE-Re-
ceipts 1900 including l.5O0 Texans;
market steady; native shipping and
export steers 5150G00 dressed beef
and butcher steers 500G5G0; steers
nnder 1000 pounds 3250465; stock
ars nda feeders 20004G5; cows and
lleiTera 2250s25; Gamers 150m240.
btlls 20oG $50; calves 33oM725;
Texas steers and Indian steers 290m
525.
lfOGS-Reeeipts 1880; market
steady; pigs and. lights 40O@455,
packers 40a0fl5; butchers and best
heavy l40m450
SHEEP Receipts 500: market
steady; native muttons S00T525:
lambs 3506700; cuffs and bucks coca
$50. stockers 5000 1915
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
cHANcERY NOTICE.

State Of Illinois. Alexander County
IS. In the Alexander County Circuit
Court. February Term A. ID. 1905
In Chanccry Sitting.
Eugenia Dawes. Complainant, vs.
Edward c. Dawes. Defendant. Bill in
Chancery for Divorce.
The above named defendant Is
hereby notified that said complainaE.
has this day filed I'm said Court a
certain bin in Chanccry for Divorce
against Edward C. Dawes and that
Summons has issued thereon return.
able on the first day of the next term
Of said Court to be holden at the
court house in Cairo. Illinois. on the
Tenth day Of February next.
Cairo, Illinois, January fth. A. d.
1908. LEE - DAVIS.
CLERK
Lansden & Leek, complainants So
lieitors
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago, Jan. --CATTLE-Re
ceipts estimated about 10000 active
but lower; steers $4.95G6.25; cows
$275@45o; heifers s25005.25; bulls
$2.S5if425; calves $900GS.25; stock
ers and feeders s2.50046o.
HOGS Receipts estimated about
$4,000; mraket 10015 cents lower.
Choice heavy shipping sf3o04.35;
butchers $425@435; choice light
$f200f25; light mixed $415@f20;
packers S35Q0425; pigs $3.5O@415;
bnlk Of sales $420@43O.
SHEEP Receipts about $4,000 mar
ket 1o@l5 cents higher. Sheep $500
$3.50; lambs $575@Z4O: yealings
$I00GG35.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
The dewlsh Population.

A statistical report recently pub
liahel by the British Government
shows chat there are 10000 Jews in
cape Colony 1900 in india. IL
coo In Australia, $1,000 in Cana a
and f0e0 in ireland. A Yiddish
paper commenting on lhe report
nys These 1gages look 'aig re, but
they become small when compared
with New York. where there are in
Two wards more American Jows than
there are British jews AL over the
aorli
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
SPECIAL ASSESSMENT NOTICE
Special Warrant No. 8.

Notice: Public notice Is hereby
given that the county court Of Alex
lander county, Illinois, has rendered
Judgment for a special assessment up
len property benefited by the following
improvements: For the construction
Iof yitirilied tile pipe sewers and In
Ilets and brick manholes In and upon
lSixteenth street and Seventeenth
street, in the city Of Cairo. Illinois,
and for filling said streets with earth,
from lot line to lot line, and to the
grade of said streets. as established
/ by ordinance, the sewer in said Six
tenth street extending from q man
hole in a proposed sewer, located 1S
feet west OF the west line Of Wash
ington avenue, to point 10 feet west
of the east line OF Pine street, and
the filling on said Sixteenth street ex-
tending from Washington avenue to
Pine street, and the sewer In sail
Seventeenth street extending from
manhole in the intersection Of said
street and Walnut street to Pine
street and the filing on said Seven
teenth street extending from Walnut
street to Pine street, all In said city
of Cairo, Illinois, under Ordinance No,
no Of said city Of Cairo. as will more
fully appear from the certified copy OIL
the Judgment on file, In my office
that the warrant for the collection Of
such special assessment Is in the
hands of tho Undersigned
Said special assessment is levied
to be paid in ten annual installments,
and the amount of the first Install
ment thereof is the sum of Twenty
Six Hundred and Twenty Dollars and
Eighty-Nine Cents. ts2620S9), AMI
the said installment became and was
due and payable on the second day
OF January, A. D. 1908, and is now
due and unpaid The nine remaining
of said special assess
ment are for the sum of Two Thou |
sand f2000) Dollars each, and the |
same become due and payable on the |
second day OF January, A. d. 1909, |
the second day Of January, A. ID. 1910,
the second day Of January, A. d. 1911.
the second day of January. A. d. 1912,
the second day of January A. d. 1913,
the second day of January. a. d. 1914.
the second day of January A. ID. 1915,
he second day of January A. D. 1916,
and the second day of January, A. ID, i
1914 respectively. and each and all
# said ten installments bear interest
At the rate Of five co per cent. per
lnnum from the 10th day Of Septem-
Der A. d. 1907, payable annually at
he same time that the said several
nstallments become due and payable,
respectively
All persons interested are hereby
Notified to call and pay the amount
at the City Treasurers Of
ice, at the Alexander County National
Bank, No. sol Comm Tcial avenue.
n the city OF Cairo, Illinois, within
hirty 900 days from the date hereof.
Dated this Seventh day of January,
\. d. 1908
THOMAS +. MAHONEY,
City Treasurer.
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rrsn.lnllng 10 nihle.

As en- instance of the tragedy Of
ofeiga missions Dr. Iioskins OF
Beirut Syria referred 70 Tie fact
shat four Of TIE meinher3 Of that
mission gave four years If devoted
aerE to preparias 81 Arabic trans
is.ion 81 TIE Bible and ihen found
st7 r labor l5st hecaass the AM
erican Bible Society could not pro-
vide tie necessary sI0,c00 Tor the
publication.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14

Professor Chantehesse. thc cmin-
ent French bac;eriolosis. to whom
sc owe the serum against typhoid
fever. has laii the world und-r an
other obligation b. a second i'm
portant discovery IA the same field.
whereby the disease may be detect
Ell from i's first symptoms. This IS
done By means Of a typhic applioa-
ton under the eyelil.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14

A husband Nas cle-el as q prize
in d cooking school c0mpstltiea OF
reccst dale in a ksnsas foen. =
Young H.erchaut offered himseif for
she pfiss Thisiy nr forts iair SOM
Bett9fs aafers1 t1e race 80 IRE
lady . shD se.a setei the Sec FL - g
cifel - fsror ~ ueE W.ia-e
cooking seemed II le=I5c the rc-
ward bacaHge Of rs SO saTier aaaiisy
The widow di4 nst 1.sat Et.A agDro-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
ASSOCIATION coMPLlMENTED.

Atlanta, Ga, Jan 13.--President
Bigon Johnson, OF the Appalachian
National Forest Association today re-
ceiyed letter from President Roose-
welt warmly endorsing the work Of
the association. relative to the pre-
seryation of the Appalachian forests
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
Rings Strangely Restored.

Miss Annie Paris. OF Manchester.
N. H., recently reported the loss of
two rings 10 the police. Two days
after she found both rings done up
IA a wad OF papee and lying. on the
hoor OF the woodshed at her home.
How they came there Is a mystery
which she says she shall not attempt
10 solve.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
A Cherries Spouse.

why don't you send your wife
bouquets as you did before you we're
married?' Because" answered Mr..
Meekton. after man is married a
present OF bunch Of flowers is mere
" liable to call for apologies for a
waste Of cash that might have been
applied 70 the purchase OF a new
dress" l
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
Ilnrro,ine nn s.ardartl RnlI.

The recognized standard rail now
IN use has beeu discarded OR heay-
ier one ani one aade OF better ma
ieriai THIS improved standard re-
la.g<5 that very large percentage
o. the insoi shall BE- rejected SO .
t. obtain a pun lac al. Two rail-
roals have recently ordered 10000
tons of those rails
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14

Great Statesman Ito married dangh-
ter)-My dear your husband viii
never amount 10 anything il you don't
spur him on Why don't you persuade
him to go into politics. Daughter
But, pa: he has tried, aud he can't
stand It. The whisky makes him
sick-S Y. Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
HELD FOR MURDER.

Marysyillc, Kansas, Jan 13.--Geo.
Tennyson was arraigned today for the
murder Of his father, David Tennyson
February ~ 1906, az Frankfort, Kas,,
and was ordered held without BAH
until his preliminary hearing here
next Monday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected to January I, 1908.
The FAST MAIL ROUTE
Trains Leave Cairo.

inE FAST MAIL ROUTE
Trains Leave Cairo:
1882 a. m. Daily Chicago vestibule
Limited. arriving Chicago 1880 a. m.
2:32 a. m. Daily ST. Louis Night
Limited, arriving st. Louis 1908 q. m.
Sleeping car open at $3.50 p. m.
5:ooa. m. Chicago Daylight Express
Except Sunday.
500 a. m. St Louis Morning Ex.
press. except Sunday.
1915 a. m. St Louis Est Mall.
1915 a. m. Chicago Midday Special
2:35 p. m. Daily st. Louis Limited.
2;35 p. m. Afternoon Express for
Odin. Effingham. Nation, Champaign.
$50 p. m. Thebes Accommodation.
7:1s p. m. Chicago and Eastern Ex.
press.
3:15 q. m. Memphis and New Or.
leans Limited.
500 =. m. Paducah and Louisville.
i:4i p. N. Daily Memphis and New
Orleans.
1:4i .. m Daily. Nashville. Chatts-
noOga and Atlanta.
4:20 p. m. Fulton Accommodation.
$50 p. m. PsdHcah and Louisville.
500 p. m. Memphis and New Or
leans Special
For through tickets. sleeping car
accommodations and further informa-
ton apply at Illinois Central Psssen-
ger Station, Cairo. III
:. \. jones. Ticket Agent
8 A. HATCH, G. p. A.
A. n. HANSON Psss. Traffic Mgr.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
What's Your Gness2

It's our guess that they put holes in
Chinese money to make the coin
chink.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14

Va. an the eyes OF the young mer-
chant, however, and he reversed the
decision OF the judges by clipping
with the Youngest and prettiest Of
the competitors.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14

Birds, when perched on trees or
bushes, are natural weathercocks. as
they invariably roost with their heads
to the wind
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14

Give the practical politician all the
rope he desires, and there is no bust
ness or enterprise that he will not
tie up.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14

Il don't want my hair brushed over
my forehead any longer" declared
Harold. Il want & crack in 1t like IA.
Tiers. "-Harpor's.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-01-14
Shines.

The spine, according TO DIR. Alfred
Wenzel. controls three billion nerves.
And yet We all know senes without
any nerve in them at all.