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The San Francisco call., 1908-11-07

70 HATCH & ROCK ORCHARD rRAC
The San Francisco call., 1908-11-07

HOUSES TO meda--Furnishe he d
APARTMENTS of and 5 rooms; all modern
improvements: gas. electricity open CRATES;
fine marine view; sea bathing very reason
able TO desirable tenants Call 2l2S Clinton
av. Alameda.
HAIGHT ay.. 1877 rooms and bath complete;
rd-
The San Francisco call., 1908-11-07
OAKLAND 5ffRpII VALE

OAKLAND eBEsR|IIffgtEE$ EfzE
Ellans.sD cEYrr 1rs e. xe d q I-~G-I2.-1esxs
BOARD FOR CHILDREN
LADY who owns comfortable home wants child
10 board; has piano; viii give best care; refer
ences: phone Berkeley 30ls. Box 254l, Call
Office Oakland
HOUSES, FLATS, ETC.
FLATS TO LET-oakland
A CONVENIENCE To THE PUBLIC-FREE
RENT LIST AND COURTEOUS CLERKS
THAT TELL THE NAN TO CHARGE IT."
BUSEY & REED.
Furniture. Carpets. Draperies. Ranges,
4lo-4l2 san Pablo av. Oakland Cab
18TH ST.. cir. bet. Jefferson and Grove. Oak
Iand-Lower fat. rooms and bath; sunny
GROVE st. e44-ss5; sunny fat OF large rooms
and bath; modern Improvements.
SILVER St. 1872 new. sunny fats, rooms;
modern: rent SIS and 500
FLATS TO LET-Furnished
I ROOMS and bath. completely furnished: piano,
sewing machine gas plates and coal range;
s.. 90 go 18th St:
FLATS TO LET-AIameda
ENcINAL av.. s24s. AIameda-sle; modern fat.
rooms. BATH gas; water free.
FLATS TO LET-Alameda--Fur
CLINTON av.. 2o2o- Sunny. room. furnished
naI On south bay shore: me boating; bathing
COTTAGES To LET-oakiand-Fur
FURNISHED cottage TO rent; close to Key
Route station and Telegraph ay: or rooms.
473 44th ST Oakland
COTTAGES TO LET--AIameda
NICE 2 room bungalow. with gas and water,
cheap: n. E. corner Hibbard and Pacific av.,
Alameda
The San Francisco call., 1908-11-07
COUNTRY REAL ESTATE

ExcrRsIoN sArrRDAY. NovEMBER
The San Francisco call., 1908-11-07

RICHEST LAND N CALIFORNIA.
no IRRIGATION.
No ALKALI
The San Francisco call., 1908-11-07

ALI DEEP BOTTOM sEDnrENrARr LOAN
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

Registered at the Miller: S. J.
Schorenberg, Mimi; Goldye Irwin
Columbus, o.; E. L. Hicks, City; S
A. Anderson, San Antonio; c. J.
Jackson. San Antonio; Geo. D. Stuart
and wife, Mission; H. Pemberton,
Leon Reid, Santa Maria; W. G. ].
Hops, Toledo, o.; W. L. Rodgers,
Houston; e. Greig, Hidalgo; R. H.
Kern, jr.. Santa Maria; C. B. Nc
Collum, City; NJ. ]. Bashara Batson,
Texas; F. P. Foley, R. A. Conan, San
Benito; c. S. Maupin, A G. Meister,
Harrington; H. S. Gay. Mexia, Texas;
N. A. Lyle, ST. Louis; NJ. H. Rhodes,
San Antonio; c. F. Carter and wife,
Houston.
At the Riverside: W. H. Bennett
and wife, Las Esperanzas. Mexico.
At the Rio Grande: John Hoffman
and family, San Benito; R. E. Caus-
ey, Houston.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03

almost any exhibition of the kind
anywhere. The performers are mem
bers of troupe from Mexico.
There is continual complaint that
the bootblacks in Brownsville are a
perfect nuisance They are badly be-
haved, impertinent, and generally in
the ray. The city of Corpus Christi
proposes to adopt an ordinance COM
polling bootblacks to have stands and
prohibiting them from running at
large on the streets. The Herald
would suggest that the Brownsville
city council do likewise, and also i'm
pose license upon the trade. 1t is
almost impossible to get boys to
work here, because they can carry a
booblack outfit and make few nick
els that way, and spend most of their
time playing on the streets. These
boys promise to grow up to be regular
vagabonds. and the council would be
doing the boys as well as the people
of the town in general a service by
regulating them.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03
PSYCHOLOGICAL REPORT

The following observations were
taken at the South Texas Garden for
the "a hours ending at eight o'clock
today:
Brownsville, Texas, Sept. 8, 1908.
Barometer at p. m. yesterday %. 90
Barometer at Z a. m. today 5000
Temperature at Z a. m. today 1907
Maximum temp. yesterday :. 5000
Minimum temp. this morning. 74.04
Precipitation ...6 2-100
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03
LAND BARGAIN.

Fifteen thousand acres in Artesian
belt on railroad between Yturria and
Raymondyille in lots of five thous-
and acres, or more, sandy loan, clay
subsoil. Sweet surface water, well i'm
proved, good timber. Ten to twelve
dollars per acre. Apply to A. T.
Woodhouse. Raymondville, Texas.
S-28-1m
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03

A beautiful little improved truck
farm 1 " miles from Harlingen on
the main line of tbs railroad. 20
acres in cultivation already under
water on big canal. This is a bar
gain, and crop now growing thrown
n free. New house. There is no bet
ter in the Rio Grande valley. Salts
factory reasons. Address, Amos
Ward, Owner Harrington. S-12-1m
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03
HERALD WANT ADS

1 insertion, per word ...1c
4 consecutive insertions, per word Sc
6 consecutive insertions,pe per word AZ
10 consecutive insertions, or more,
for each insertion, per word u c
Matter set in caps will be charged
double the above rates.
No advertisement taken for less
than the price of Is words.
Ads run at intervals take the one
time rate.
CASH MUST ALWAYS ACCOMPANY
THE ORDER.
Those who have replies sent in
care of The Herald must furnish
stamps to forward them.
Positively no ads taken by Telephone.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03

Youn Hanes, who was wounded at
Victoria by Banks Barbee of Wharton
in a quarrel over baseball, may re-
cover.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03

For representative, s5th. Lsgisla-
tive District of Texas,
JAS. A. BROOKS OF FALFURRIAS.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03

Col. Miner, formerly commissioner
of agriculture, has taken his new pO-
sition in charge of A. and NJ. College
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03
LETTER TO DIoNIC1o KENTERIA
Brownsville, Texas.

Dear Sir: Tell the owner: a
paint Devoe. nothing else, unless you
want me to paint something else:"I'I
paint whatever you like; it's your
house, not mine; your job. not mine:
It's mine, if l do it my way; it's
yours, if l do it. yonr way
1T will cost you less, Devoe; less
gallons to buy and brush-on; less
money for paint, less money for
wages; gallon put-on is about SIS;
Devoe will cost less by a tenth to a
half, according to what you compare
it with; and wears better. how much
better depends on what you compare
it whit may be year, it may be
ten.
1T is my business to know how to
paint as we'll as to paint; and l do.
You can see my jobs by the dozen"
That's straight talk. The man who
can talk like that with a steady eye,
will have plenty of business; good
business too; and men will standby
him.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

For representative, 18th Congress
sional District'sf Texas,
JOHN N. GARNER. OF UvALDE.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03
FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE-Block 141 of Harlin-
gen Land and Water Co., for $500
per acre. Reasonable terms. This
100 acres lies within one mile of
Harrington station and there is not
an acre of waste land on it. For
particulars address V. H. Henderson,
Mapastepec, c. spas, Mex. CS-3-3O
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03

FOR SALE-1Oo-acre truck farm,
one-half in cultivation, house, barns,
etc. Price and description. Address
Improved Land Co., Santa Maria.
Texas. CS-15-tfd&W
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03
Miscellaneous Wants.

WANTED-20 to 40 acres of land
on resaca, to miles from Browns
vile. Must be easy terms. Address
Box 3O7, Brownsville, Texas. CS-31-12
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03

FOR RENT-On Sept. 1, two
rooms will be rented singly or Jointly,
furnished or UNFINISHED. For par
ticulars, call phone Al. CS-171tf
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-Somewhere near the con-
vent-small black coin purse contain
ing about three dollars in silver. Fin
-er return to Herald Office and receive
reward. CS-29-2
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03
Yours truly

Yours truly
81 F. w DEVOE & CO
P. S. Frontier Lumber Company sells
our paint.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03

WANTED-From 500 to 5000
acrs OF land. State location, price
and terms. w. Lingenbrink, Mer-
ceds, Texas. CS-31tf
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1908-09-03

WANTED-To borrow $1,000 on
my land near Brownsville to i'm
prove it and make myself a home
there. VIII pay per cent interest.
Herald Office. C9-3-4
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07
tropical Fish in Nos,hern Waters.

During the last few. days an i'm
mense school of barracuda a semi
tropical fish. as well as Spanish mack.
erel, has appeared in the waters Just
off the ocean beach near the site OF
the. old Cliff house. Every morning
large. numbers. of these fish swim up
to the beach at high tide and when
the ebb sets in many of them are nn-
able to get back tp-deep water and are
left on the sand by . the ~retreatins
waves. During the last week the resi-
dents Of the beach have been picking
them UP by the score every morning.
The barracuda frequent the waters
Of Mexico and southern California'iD
great numbers, but are seldom seen
this far northy. and The presence OF
this large school Is difficult to ACCOUNT
for. 1t IS a fish OF silver gray color,
often three or four feet in length. with
= long, snout and a SLENDER body:
tits thought that the barracuda aud
m~ackerelH are driven .inshore by. a
school Of large whales which has
been spoutihg in the vicinity OF the
seal rocks for SOME time past.--San
Francisco Chronicle.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07
One oFfbc
EsscnfioLr

n NJ asppy a"r,es ~ tsdar = . v.~s
find ~ .sgsrrsss-'n - 10 he h~at rn~shH,i.
n ~srausat.aa h~,lth snd aspp'p~-- ant
rsAs bv,sg snd seo~b~der q Inc voshi's
h~ss br.hrts
fr1shkss n setasi rxrrifeuer and
reasonable sia'rss tri,hfalIy presented
snd -h'eh hav, attained % vprld wide
Ae.rpssnes tArough tho approval u ths
Wsn informed u the World not u ind+
vduaIs only but n IN, many who have
the hspyy faculty n selecting and obtain
ing ,hc be,t ,he world affords
Ono Il the ~prochscts ~ tina, class, 81
knoSn component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and com
mendcd by the Wei Informed Of tho
World A. a valuable and wholesome family
laxative j, tho well known Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir Of SIENNA To get ia beneficial
effects always buy the genuine, anu
featured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
only. and for sale by all leading druggists.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07

hody RAJ ~l,h CsEsms-oistrsf1sa
'rer, sespl,sis o., sepsisss-CvtL
tufa Remedies Cured sim.

From the age - three mon,hf un'il
h'trcn years old my fon O~"a's llfs
wAA made intnlcrabic by eczema In IS
worst form In spite ui treatments The
disease gradually spread until nearly
every part ~ hiu body a quite raw
lie used go tear himself drcnd'ully In
his sleep and the agony he went
through ia quite beyond words. The
rcgim.uta! doctor pronounced the case
hopeless, We had him in hospitals
four times and he VAS pronounced one
OF the worst cases eve admitted.
From each he was discharged as in.
durable. We Kept trying remedy
after remedy. but had gotten almost
past hoping for Il cure. six months
ago we purchased a set OF Cuticura
Remedies. The result was truly mar.
Vicious and to-day he In perfectly cured
Mrs. Lily Hedge. Cambleweil Green,
England. Jan. Il. 1907"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07

ts9as~ fsasss,ss Es.. e-p ..sNs sst
tssseta sst@.sasr.

emt tr.,a y ts ai,,nsa - aps
~ 10" ,ue af,ss 10 os~ Tot
w ~ ta .bu,aat Hft FAssaes G.
e us,~ r~rspf4slttt r s~ss %
80 90 ~1UHl"rFs vsst s-er tat 1
q rsrss col $40 80 ssm tti HHF 500
80 W Ha fs-m ~asa H tssss
81 sat t 'tfsase IA snsstpa' -
vfase % Hsfss saats sa.-as 30 @ssr
'sest rH tfts tssaf 80 sses 49, ~
90 sep n.~e 2teA4fs sas~ssGs
= shst- t"sss AS fAas sktt IL fhs
vrsFh rfaffp satsA sAs Aatss '1r
r1ad rtst ttyv rr-1~s g. fhs,
rr 80 satt tte = Nrp Yass hag
bes t' iu '.c=at ysafs br'EAi.
s3sah f'sgfa1, sns rsaltsrg fat.. IN
snrA tl-n~fs fhAi L~gfAih regions
haze b-ta isassfosmA1 by them. saa
nfa 'nf 'tosr that d~sii 10 ih~m has
bern changed from d'frA' misery 20
sorus'hiag almost suggestive 81 de
eetcy shlIr Trinity has done nothing
/ Of she E.ldr
iiow comes y that the Asior estate
owner ~ hundreds Of i"nements. has
pursued Tor years one settled policy
~ improvement for the benefit of the
tcGau,s aud the Trinity tenants have
been leg 20 shift FOR themselves
Tho Aa'or estate maintains no chart
ties: 81 has no missions. no hospitals
no bed and no Sunday school e1cur
siOns. l.' / am perfectly certain that
the balance q actual good In the world
Is IN ils favor: ] am perfectly certain
that "a obittcT1'c r. court that breeds
tuberculosis Is better than 10 spend
100000 q year On organ music. anc
that To- provide a tenement with fir'
escapes IS better than 20 preach f.;
sermon OF remote ard gcutcel theol
ogy. The maHanemCnt Of the AstoI
estate teucmclts indicates what ever
a small measure Of civilization can d.
In the midst of barbarGus conditions
the management OF the Trinity rene
ments shows what call0us rcaiect cal
do to further and .aGsrayate condI
tons.
To be sure, all tenement houses ar
bad, | know that; all tenemen
houses arc terrific indictments Of III
conditions Of grab and gain and spler
Cor and shame that we tolerate.
And If the tenement. speaking ger
orally. works i'll, Trinity's tenement
must be a matter of grave concern I
us all; Trinity's tenements must wor
more than' common III for they ar
the worst tenements in New York.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07
Has 4 FINE RECORD
Il .tsaNts gs4 - :s.ssss tl...s - -
es sse ts-s. - I,.s ss.ss
ftg.s ~sssx,ss res /. ne
80 tts

saat ght ,sssas Nsatsr
= ns ttts trahs.tt - soc Fsrss
ttss Eev r. "a Fp.fpfl s tt
sus3t e soaGsess5 Ell A,HAt htsf
tfuss. 1t.tAsf1 Msss 60 a.+ c4z
zee - fhr tsEsb5F ressEta "a ~
Tsse+ stIps ~. Nra'ssts Ns~ ls'
- sa1 htuas itians
nth ~ stfestltE 81 Admlfais
teve5 shd EsAns ~ orrst ~ no
aRrs is be''rf huv 'haa Vain
uHEh'. ara iAef. arc 'cu shu have 10
nne a ,rtord - zeal achievements 90
fu,nt 90 WaiuN IFhi. Shu D. 'he 500
= the cat'a.a ~ she Hartford larfR
cuts narrhlp-pAA executive orrrr 81
the Main, vhcn tic wss blown lp IN
Havana ha5t,r e. Was Wninw fight.
afro. 20 shom Ccrscra surrendered 1T
Saa'lhEn. lie waH the commanding ~.
ncrr ~ tho converted yacht Gloucester.
Which did tuch execution IN the battle
" Santiago.
WainRripht comes - good naval
stock. HIS father. Commander Richard
wainwright. who Was commanding Of
I ltNfI ~ INV llHa|Iutut NaAb hN bRdII
the weasel IN the battle uf New Or
leans. His son was az hat time a lad
Of 10 Just before the close Of the
war young Wainwright got an appoint
mcnt 10 the naval academy, and fouI
years later. in 1865. was graduated
He was promoted in regular order. bu
It was not until February. 1898. tina
the public generally woke up to TIL
fact that there was another Vain
wright in the navy. That was whel
the Maine was blown VI.
A few months later. VIII N II wa
seer that war was inevitable, VAIN
wright lost. no time in letting It b
known that he wanted no shore duty
He was then a lieutenant commander
and. Of course, could not aspire TO tn
command OF n battleship or cruiser. s
when offered the command of the Glot
c%ester. formerly J. p. Morgan's yach'
the Corsair. he accepted it gladly. ]
is said that when the navy depar'
ment designated Wainwright to con
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07
Woman University Professor.

Signorai Rina Monti has just been
appointed professor Of zoology and
comparative anatomy at the univer'
sity Of Sassari. Italy. After the death
Of Prof. Magei of the University OF
Pavia. she taught comparative anat
omy in that institution. and then for
two years at Siena. but 1t Is only re.
Gently that she has had a university
professorship conferred on her. AL
though the wife Of Signor Augusta
Stella and the devoted mother OF "A
handsome boy. she keeps her maiden
name IN her scientific work.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07
WONDERED WHY
Found the Answer Was "Coffee."

Many pale, sickly persons wonder
for !. ears why they have to suffer SO,
and eventually discover that the drug
-caffeine-in coffee Is the main cause
Of the trouble.
81 was always very fond of cofee
and drank 1t every day. I never had
much flesh and often wondered why
] was always SO pale, thin ana weak.
about FIVE years ago my health
completely broke down and I was con.
flucd to my bed. My stomach was
in such condition. that / could hardly
take sufficient nourishment to- sustain
life, - ~ ~ Z: ~
During this time Twas drinking
coffee, didn't think" I could do with.
GU. It. ...". ;.s'''. ~.
AFTER awhile..I came ia tho con.
alusion that coffee vas hurting me,
and decided to give. it. up and try
Postum. l didn't like the taste OFT
at flrst. Tut when 1t was r,adei right
boiled. until dark and rich--I' SOCK
became very fond OF 1t.
"1n one. week. l began to feel better,
! could eat more and sleep better. Ny
sick headaches were less frequent, and
within five. months l looked and fel.
like d new being, headache spells en-
tirely gone. 1:
"My health continued to improve
and today I am well and strong. weigh
14S lbs. I attribute my present health
to the -Hfe-giving qualities OF Postum"
There's a Reason" Wv Z
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read, 'The' Road to Welt.
VILE" In pkgs,,
Eyer. read tho above Ietterf A new
one: appears from .tlms 10 Time. They
are genuine, trus, and full Of human
Interest.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07
RL2 ADtI9M MzLYNHlGa7

mand the Gloucester somebody in the
department suggested THAT the gun
boat be armored. % -
Don't worry about the armor; give
me- good men and good guns Vain.
wright is, said to have replied. The
guns wore soon installed. and the
morning of the battle of Santiago the
little Gloucester vas waiting to par.
ticipate in the glory enough for ALI
fight. When the Spanish ships on
that July morning came racing out of
Santiago, in their last desperate effort
to escape destruction, the Gloucester
was there. Then out came the Span
lsh ~destroyers. Pluton and Furor. and.
like a hound or the right scent, Vain
wright's' ship was after them.
Later. Commander Wainwright re-
ceivpd the surrender of Cervera, and
his treatment of the vanquished Span
ish Admiral was so generous and tact.
full that to this day Cervera numbers
| Wainwright among his good friends.
Cervera said Wainwright's handling
OF the Gloucester was one Of the
Quickest sights he had ever witnessed.
After the var it was necessary, to
! appoint a new superintendent of the
Naval academy, and the position fell
10 Wainwright, His; friends. in the
District of Columbia. did not forget
what Wainwright had, done at Santi-
| ngo... In the presence of President Nc
| Kinley and. his cabinet they presented
to him a handsome swordt and silver
| service, the secretary of tie navy
mabihg~thes sntation.
There els IA roll of honor, Com.
| mander wainwright, ~: the secretary
| SAID; (which IS known as that of the
! aravest of the brave. On that i'm
! perfshable roll your name has been
written by yonf countrymen. In token
Of your title | present to You, to have
and TO hold and hand down to your
boy; this sword, the loving Gift of your
| many friends" 80 =
Not so long ago there was an order
.ssued that removed from the decks OF
the battlesiips of the American navy
fabout so per cent. of their ~llfeboats,
brought about by a Suggestion credited
10 wainwright. Once Upon a time
EWaihwright is said TO have remarked
Eyhat in.case o f'trouble he would throw
i'll of his 'lifegaying apparatus over
EJoaid. for..'a as he put II, II Is foolish to
try to make, nghting a Safs business.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07

- ess.s. - 80 $3.50. a~tsa
susss@.ts@ V 80 GHy

We've rNrsts vas ~eus ~ ssssd ~
~ ssrrn ~ a~p -hf VWefata aogo~
saa - rfs. ~ nrstn en- siehss 10 fa~
sssgff wfs Ne Tatrhs rseapaNf'sn
rnsrst sf nran 80 ssuis ear
90 BE- f@ss ''aa srhfad fa~ ss~fera
Nt t1sa uasAEs t~s Aos s-sg'E
"a r {, 49, 49, Tar ratas~s sssA
w. yss srse o. asaa -ifA ssAs o.
'sa So ~ h~aaees mis'rrxs roaH
iss~ss eatkssisstwsuy Tour nsAoa
'~ssiais.y - sos pov gui sasesoa~
NseisAt-
uhrs Mae gslffar toarpsTsd IN
ne c4iy 10 sisit hsf son bahia. hos
ma Vat % The vinSo~ pifh vDndsrtns
| ryes "a the Arsi sTsninx ~ her lis
away from hone exclaimed. IN . vo'cs
q mingled a~s,ouishnent n relief
Wen, I dsciar< 20 goodness. u ol'
Mis- Moon ain't done oDms along Il
Washington pii me an ole mis- W
can't be honetics nohow. ~if ole Mis-
Moon shining on us
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07

A little girl was. playing with 4 girl
friend of her own age on the porch OF
her home in West Philadelphia.
An elderly gentleman, her mother,la
father, and an elderly lady, her IA
theirs mother, were sitting on the
porch talking pleasantly with each
ether. TIE little girl had often s'ished
her grandparents we're OF the same
name, like other lhildren's grand
parents.
Presently the little guest remarked:
What a nice grandmother and grand.
father you have"
"Oh, yes" she said, with a sigh, but
they don't match"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07
How II Was Done,

Three-year-old May'h had a ~penchant
for cutting everything In sight, when
she could get n pair of cissors. One
headed baby brother, she promptly cut
every curl from the back of f.s head.
When the nurse discovered the dam
:3e, she said:
"Oh! May, how dare you cut baby's
curls off?"
He cut them hisself,"
How did he reach the back OF his
hcad?"
"He stood on tbs stool"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07
Her Face.

Miss Hoamlcy-He seemed TO think
he Knew me. ] noticed him studying
ny face.
Miss KrnI-Yes. I noticed that, too.
He's from New England and he prob
ably thought
Miss f.oamley-Yes. he asked you II
I was born down that way, didn't he?
Miss knox-Nc: he. simply asked II
you we're "borndthat; way.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07

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just Suppose.

lust suppose" said Brother Dickey,
heaven WIZ m big watermelon
patch. an It wuz de Fo'th err July de
year roun'"
Go hong. man. said Brother WI.
liams. you almos' makes me ant
ter 60 dar!"-Atlanta Constitution.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07

Waste not The remnant OF thy life
In those imaginings touching other
foh. whereby thou contributest not TO
the common weal.-Marcus Aurelius.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1908-08-07

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar Il
good quality al the time. IouT dealer OF
Lewis Factory, Peoria, 81.