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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
CAN'T BE: SEPARATED.
Some Viroqua People Have
Learned How to Get
Rid of Both

Backache and kidney ache are twir
brothers.
You can't separate them.
And you can't get rid of the back
ache until you cure the kidney ache.
Ii the kidneys are well and strong,
the rest of the system is pretty sure tc
be in vigorous health.
Doan's Kidney Pills make strong,
\ healthy kidneys.
Mrs. C. H. Groh, living on the east
side of Niroqua, Wis. says: ''My hus-
band has great confidence in Doan's
Kidney Pills. At the time he began
their use he was suffering from lame
back and had severe pains through his
loins which greatly interfered with his
rest at night. His kidneys were very
Irregular in action and he got no relief
until Dosn's Kidney Pills were brought
to his attention, and he procured box
at A. j. Johnson's drug store. The
pains and lameness were diminished and
his kidney secretions became regular
and normal. He has since recommend
ed Doan's Kidney Pills to many others.
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New Y FORK,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's- and
take no other.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
|: RURAL NEWS ITEMS
. Contributed by the Censor's
> Live Correspondents
GENOA.

GENOA, March 2-The Misses Bar
bara Rarhie and Gertrude Franzeni
visited at De Soto last week. Frank
and John Gillette and James Riley are
fishing down at Clayton, Iowa. Miss
Leonia Adams spent a few days at La
Crosse last week . Louis Mont has
been working in his saw mill the past
week +. George OFT, who has been at
Dakota for one year, returned home
last Tuesday. He has proved up on his
land and had an offer of e, 000. 90.
Kate Gussetti spent few days here
last week from La Crosse, where she
has been spending the winter Mrs.
VIM. Pitts came from Grandville,
Michigan, last Wednesday. Her hus-
band will come later on. Mat. Gus
setti was chosen president Of the
creamery company at meetltg held
here last Saturday. Mrs. O. Wood
house spent few days at Victnry last
week 49,. Louis Schubert, son of Mr.
and Mrs. Albert Schubert, died Sunday
morning, February 23rd, after an III
ness of spinal troubles for the past five
months. He was II years old, leaves
father, mother, four sisters, one brother,
grand parents, relatives and many
friends, who mourn his loss deeply.
During his illness he was very patient.
Death came as a sweet relief to relieve
him from his sufferings. Kind parents
have the deepest sympathy from all.
1nterment vas made in the Catholic
cemetery, Rev. Father Kremer officiat-
ing.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
JEFFERSON.

SPRINGvILLE, March Prev. Goodsell
was unable to fill appointment here yes
terday teing in the hospital for treat
ment for injury to his eye. Mrs. Will
Mills is reported ILL., 80 Miss Florence
Snead was kept from teaching duties
one week on account of sickness.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. C. Miller have a 81
pound son, born, February %. Most
of the tobacco has been stripped and
some delivered, most of the same for
and "a cent A. Rowland has been
crying sales of late Miss Sadie Officer
has finished her Pleasant Ridge school
and came home the 18th. |. z. Officer
of Ryder, North Dakota, briefly visited
his children and brother here, Saturday,
February %, returning Monday .....
Grandma Marker has been sick since
our last letter -. Mrs. Hans Olson
sprained her wrist this morning from
falling on the icy ground Mr.. and
Mrs. Sam Potter of Merrimac are with
the Potter and Brye families Mrs.
Henthorn of Winona is visiting her
sister, Mrs. E. H. Officer Mrs. Percy
Long and son join Mr.. Long at La
Crosse today, having moved household
effect ~ Troy Thompson invited all
his schoolmates to a candy pull
Mrs Thompson served a toothsome
lunch . The young Americas made
merry at party with Ethel Doerr Sat
urday evening Ed Killmer is work
ing for DIR. Porter Mrs. !. N. Groves
has been in poor health for several
weeks. ROSE GERANIUM.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
The Meekest Man.

(which of You children can tell me
who was the meekest mann asked a
Sunday school teacher.
None Of them raised a hand. Finally
Rttle Johnny Fizzletop raised his hand
above his curly head.
There" said t'ro teacher, ''yoG eight
all TO be ashamed of yourselves. You
great big boys have been coming to
Sunday school for months and months
and here is little Johnny Fizzletop
poor little fellow. he never has had
any advantages and has only been
coming TO Sunday school for the past
two weeks. and yet he knows more
about the Bible than all the rest OF
you. become perfectly discouraged
when think Of It, ! come here every
Sunday and toll for you. and yet you
can't answer so simple a question as
what is the name of the meekest man
In the Bible. Just look at little John.
ny there. holding up his hand, while
you hang your heads. You're good
little boy, Johnny. and your teacher is
proud Of you. Now speak up good and
loud and tell these great big boys who
was the ~meekest man. Speak Up,
Johnny"
please. ma'am. may go nutT'
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

HILLsBoRo, March Wedding bells
are ringing in our valley. Hurrah fer
leap year, Chris. Christeson and lady
friend, Cora Shreve, attended the basket
ball game at Hillsboro, Monday night.
Ethel Bruce has started to school
again. Quite p number of pupils in this
vicinity are preparing for diploma ex-
aminations to be held next Thursday
and Friday at Debello Mrs. |. w.
Webster is quite sick with pneumonia.
Drs. Jones and Pinch are the attending
physicians .. The Misses Nora and
Minnie Olson are spending their vaca-
ton at home IA. H. Kegley and
family visited the formers son, Amos,
at Wood Sunday Mrs. De PREF, who
has been staying few days with her
daughter, Mrs. Webster, returned to
her home in Union Center Tuesday j..
Nell Rice's school closed this week
VIII Johnson's school at Wood closed
last Wednesday Laura Kegley is EN-
ployed at Loney Webster's "A spell
ing school was held at the Peterson
school last Thursday evening, conducted
by Miss Irene Shreve. The spelling
school was opened by school chorus,
''The Call to Arms" followed by duet,
"Blue Bell, by the Misses Shreve and
Newlum; after which those assembled
enjoyed the evening by spelling, each
being determined to spell down.
Later in the evening the school was
closed by a duet, Sweet and Low.
All was a grand success and we wish
to thank the teacher for her kindness.
A party was given at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. r. c. Shreve Saturday
night, February %, in honor of the
Misses Ona Newlun and Irene Shreve.
The evening was spent in dancing,
playing games and various amusements.
Lunch was served at IL o'clock, fol-
lowed by contest, after which the
guests departed .for their respective
homes, each and all declaring they had
enjoyed the evening exquisitely and
were enthralled beyond comprehension.
-. Irene Shreve entertained her friend
0na Newlun Friday and Saturday this
week, before the latter's departure for
her home in La Fargo, where she viii
begin millinery work,
Know NOTHING.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
HOME.

HOME.
But where to fnd that happiest spot be.
low
Who can direct when all pretend to know
The shudd'rinE tenant OF the trigid zone
Boldly proclaims that happiest spot his
own.
Extols the treasures OF hts stormy seas
And his long nights OF revelry and ease.
The naked negro. painting at the line.
Boasts OF his golden sands and palmy
wine,
Basks In the glare or stems the tepid
wave
And thanks his gods for all tho good they
gave.
Such Is the patriots boast where'er we
roam.
His first best country ever Is at home.
And yet perhaps II countries we compare
And estimate the blessings which they
share.
Though patriots nattsr. stu shall wisdom
ind
An equal portion dealt 70 all mankind.
As different good. by art or nature given,
To different nations makes their blessing
even.
--Goldsruith
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
First publication March 4. 1868.
PROBATE NOTICE.


Sohee 81 appheAtioh tof Alidi settleilttL
VERNON COUNTY C0uRT-IN PROBATE
In the matter Of the estate Of o. II.
Hestethune deceased.
On reading and filing the application Of Tobias
Sherry IS executor, of said estate, representing
among other things that M has fully admin
st0rei the said estate. and praying that time
and place be fixed for examining and allowing
his account Of his administration and that the
res due Of the said estate be assigned to such
pei as are BY law entitled TO the same:
IL is ordered. that said application be heard be-
fore this court at a regular term thereof to bs
held at the probate Office. in the city of Viroqua
on the 5tn day Of April. 1908. at 10 o'clock a. m.
ana y - further ordered that notice OF time and
place Of examining and allowing said account and
Of assigning the residue of said estate be given 10
all persons interested. by publication Of a copy Of
this order. for three successive weeks in the YER
NON COUNTY CENSOR. Newspaper published in
said county. before the day fxAd for said hearing
Dated this 2lst day Of February. 1908.
BY the Court. ID. o. MABoNEY. County Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
GREENWOOD.

H1LLsBoRo, February "a Here we
are absent for some time; very pleasant
day last Miss Alley johnson visited
at Ole Jacobson's Sunday . The party
at r. c. Shreve's was not very well at
tended on account of the la grippe
Iva Purdy has been on the sick list.
Peter jacobson and Herbert Shreve
made their frequent trips at Nels Olson e
last Thursday evening. Hope they will
succeed. Theodore Olson made fly
ing trip to Hillsboro. Miss Kegly has
been working at l.. Webster's the past
two week S.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
Phrases EXPLAINED.

FhraseS Explained.
pity is akin to love" And a mighty
poor relation.
Every man has his price Except
ing always those who give thel uselves
away.
"a complication of diseases" What
a man dieSof when the doctors DOM
know
Riches have wings" But the mil
lionaires' sons usually open the cage
doors.
Ignorance is bliss" II must be
judging from the happy expressions OF
the majority.
Love laughs at locksmiths." With
milliner. grocer and ieeman, how
ever. he is usually serious.
Truth Is stranger than felton," oil
does il only seem so because we have
less chance TO set well acquainted
with it?--Lippincott's.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
oniario HAN School Note,.

The musical last Friday was rendered
as follows: Vocal SOLO Iva Char Tier;
instrumental solo, guitar, Miss Cheney;
vocal solo, Mile Wallace. ~ Glida
Sheldon was absent from school last
week The literary society viii not
given Thursday evening on account Of
the play on the following evening 49,.
The Freshmen have dropped grammer,
composition and physical geography and
viii AXE up botany and first year Eng
fish. Mrs NJ. A. B. Smith, a w. G..
IT. u. worker with Mrs. Abbott, visited
scnool last Thursday. Mrs. Smith gave
US an interesting talk ... The high
school suffered with examinations last
Thcrsday and Friday Wanted, yisi-
tors Among the Breakers" the
high school play at City Opera house,
Friday, March 9Th. Remember the
date.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
First publication February rs, 1905 q,
PROBATE NOTICE.

Notice Of application for letters OF administration
VERNON COUNTY C0uRT-IN PROBATE
State of Wisconsin, county Of Vernon. sR
In the matter Of the estate Of Isaac Post, de-
ceased.
On this 2lst day Of February. A.. D, 1903 upon
reading and filing the petition OF Edwin Post.
brother of deceased. stating TINT Isaac Post.
late Of tho county Of Vernon. died ntestate. or
about the 18th dRy OF February, 1904 and praying
that William Doinn be appointed administrator
of the estate Of sad deceased.
II Is ordered. that Anid application be heard be-
fore me, Mt special term at the probate office in
the city Of Viroaue, on the 18th day Of March, A.
ID. 1903. at 10 o'clock a. m.
And il Is further ordered. TINT notice Of the time
| and place appointed for hearing aaid application
be given 20 all persons interested by publishing q
copy OF this order for three weeks successfully in
the VERNoN COUNTY CENSOR. a newspaper print.
ed In said county. previous 70 the time appointed
for said hearing
by the Court. d. O. hAHoNEY County Judge
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
500 Reward. 500.

The readers OF this paper viii be pleased to learn
that there is at least one dreaded disease that
science has been able TO in all its stages, and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only
positive cure now known to the medical fraternity,
constitutional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure is
taken internally acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby de-
stroying the foundation Of the disease and giving
the patient strength by building ap the eonstitu-
ton and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its curative
power that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that it fails to cure Send for list Of
testimonials.
Address F. j. CHENEY & Co. Toledo, o..
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

G. b. Burhans, of Carlisle Center, N.
Y, writes: About four years ago
slrely cured OF q severe Kidney trouble
ey's Kidney Cure. 1t entirely stopped
the brick dust sediment, and pains and
am slad to n sav that / have I never had
a return of any of those symptoms dur
and heartily recommend Foley's Kidney
or bladder troubles. . A. j. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
First publication February 8. 1906
SUMMONS.

STATE OF WISCONSIN, CIRCUIT COURT,
~ Vernon County.
ID. NJ Osborna 4 Co. Plaintiff. va Fred A.
hlottmhnn, Defendant
The State Of Wisconsin 20 the said Defendant:
You are hereby summoned tn appear within
twenty days after service Of this summons OK
elusive Of the day Of service and defend the above
entitled action in the court aforesaid ard in ease
OF your failure to do Judgment viii he rendered
against you according 10 the demand Of the com
plaint, OF which copy Is herewith served upon
you.
PRo0roR q PRocToR Plaintiffs Attorneys
Post on &c Address, Viroqua, Vernon County,
Wisconsin.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
Jus, Think Of III

When the congressman and his wife
left the train at Washington on their
return fIonl Baltimore his wife discov,
cred that her umbrella, which had been
intrusted to the care OF her husband,
was missing.
where's my umbrella2" she de-
manded
''rm afraid Pve forgotten II. my
dear" meekly answered the congress
man. ut must still be in the train"
''In the train. And to think that the
affairs of the nation are intrusted TO a
man who doesn't know enough to take
care of woman's umbrellaF'-Ladies
Home Journal
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Mr.. Norman K. Coulter, prominent
architect, in the Delbert Building, San
Francisco, says: II fully endorse all
that has been said of Electric Bitters
as a tonic medicine 1t is good for
everybody. 1t corrects stomach liver
and kidney disorders in a prompt and
efficient manner and builds up the sys-
tenn" Electrict Bitters is the best
spring medicine ever sold over a drug
gist's counter; as blood purifier it is
unequsled. SOC. at A. j. Johnson's drug
store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
NopSe To Die.

81 have found out that there is no
use to die of lung trouble as long as you
can get DR.. Kings New Discovery, "
says Mrs. j. P. White, of Rushboro, Pa.
II would not be alive to-day only for
that wonderful medicine. 1t loosens up
cough quicker than anything else, and
cures lung disease even after the case
is pronounced hopeless" This most
reliable remedy for coughs and colds,
lagrippe, asthma, bronchitis and hoarse-
ness, is sold under guarantee at A. j.
Johnson's drug store. soc. and $1.00.
Trial bottle free.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
Clears the Complexion.

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup stimu
lates the liver and thoroughly cleanse'
the system and clears the complexion
of pimples and blotches. 1t is the best
laxative for women and children as il
is mild and pleasant, and does not grippe
or sicken. Orino is much superior Il
Pills, aperient waters and all ordinary
cathartics as it does not irritate the
stomach and bowels. A. j. Johnson
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
- The
Scrap Book
Fore. Of Habit.

Force of Habit.
A physician started a model insane
asylum and set apart one ward espe-
eially for crazy motorists and chauI-
feurs. Taking q friend thr ,ugn the
building he pointed out with partieu-
lar pride the automobile ward and
called attention to its elegant furnish
ings and equipment.
But" said the friend. "the place is
empty. l don't see any patients
''oh. they are all under the cots FIX
ing the stats"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law as it
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend it as a safe
remedy for children and adults. A. j.
johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
The Lucky Quarter.

Is the one you pay out for box Of
Dr. Kings New Life Pills. They brin 2
you the health that's more preeiou S
than jew els Try them for headache,
biliousness, constipation and malaria.
If they disappoint you the price will be
cheerfulIy refunded at A. j. johnson S
drug store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
LEGAL PUBLICATIONS
First publication February 20. 1868.
PROBATE NOTICE
Notice Of application for final settlement

Notice Of application for final settlement.
~ ERhoN COUNTY COURT IN PROBATE
v State Of Wisconsin County Of Vernon. ~.
In the matter Of the estate OF Patrick
Lynn deceased
On reading and filing the ar ,!aation Of Anora
Lind. executrix Of the estate Of Patrick
Lynn, deceased repI esentinR among other things
that abe has fully administered the said estate and
praying that time and place be fixed for ex-
aiming and allowing her account OF her ad-
miniatration and that the residue Of the said es-
tate be assigned 20 such persons as are by law co
titled TO the same;
II ie ordered. that said application be heard be-
fore this court, at general term thereof 70 be
held at the probate Office, IN the city Of Nroqua
on the eth day Of April. 1905 at 10 O'Clock q. m.
And il is further ordered. that notice Of the
time and place of examining and allowing said ac-
count and Of assigning the residue 81 said estate,
be given to all persons Interested. by publication
Of q COPY Of this order for three successive weeks
in the VERNON COUNTY CENSOR a newspaper
pubahed in said county. before thu day fixed for
said hearing
Dated this 2ist day Of Fes ruary. 1903
BY the Court, d. o. MAposEY, County Judge,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
Res, HeaIer in the wnrld

Rev. F. Starbird, of East Rayn ond,
Maine, says: 81 have used Bueklen' S
Arnica Salve for several years, on my
old army wound, and other obstinate
sores, and find it the best healer in the
world. | use it too with great success
in my veterinary business. 7" Price 25c.
at A. j. Jonnson's drug store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Mr.. John Riha, of Vining, Ia, says
81 have been selling DeWitt's Kidney
and Bladder Pills for about year and
they give better satisfaction than any
pill | ever sold. | have used them my
self with fine results. Sold by o. Z.
Davis and A. J. johnson,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
GATE AS BRAcED.

gate, as shown, in the cut, to the build.
ings. or a tall post may be used in
stead If the gate is in fence away
from any building. The higher the
brace wire Is on the building or posi-
The less strain there will be ON it.
!. W. C. in Farmers Review.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Kodol is today the best known RENE
+dy for all disorders of the stomach,
such as dyspepsia, heart burn. sour
stomach and belching of gas. Sold here
by o. E. Davis and A. j. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup acts
gently yet promptly on the bowels and
allays inflammation at the same tine
1t is pleasant to take. Sold by o. Z.
Davis and A. ]. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

The msn who wants the earth must
expect to have little mud thrown at
him.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Just little casesyxeei is all that is
necessary to give your baby when it 10
cross and peevish. CsscssNeet contains
no opiates nor harmful drugs and is
highly recommended b. mothers every
where. Sold BY o. z. Davis and A.
j. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

This latch and support may be at
tached to any style of gate. The latch
swings on two wires. and the end
slips into nQtch cut in the post The
brace wire runs from the top Of the
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

DeWitt's Little Early Risers, small
safe, sure little liver pills. Sold by 0
f. Davis and A. j. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

The good die young, or if they don't
they grow up TO be mighty homely.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Beauty isn't even skin deep. Lots of
it rubs off.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Many war cloud has proved to be
only pipe dream.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Some people would even like to Dor
row experience.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Few welcomes are warranted not to
wear out.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

It's a good thing to tell the truth,
when it doesn't hurt.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

What you have been has about as
much relation to what you are as mule
has to a thoroughbred horse.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
Good For Eyerybody. !

The money stringency doesn't inter
fere with the wages of sin.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Lots of us won't listen to advise I'M
less we are giving it.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

No, Maude, dear, the man with a
heavy beard dosen't always have strong
face.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
c. B. Burhans testifies after four years.

Women's troubles can't always be
measured by their signs.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Get DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salve-it is good for piles. Sold by o.
e. Davis and A. j. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04
the New Pure FOOD and Drus Law.

If you want to know how to manage
a wife ask man who never had one.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-04

Goldsmith.