davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-05-26
Baptist Church..

Preaching every Sunday at Masonic Hall at II a
III. and 8. p. m. Prayer and Song Service every
Thursday at 8 p. m. Sunday School at 10 q. m. A
cordial invitation to all.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-05-26
Yes: that's why l thought"

Yes; that's why I thought"
That's why l liked them" he inter
rupted. That old maid with me got
sentimental after the third act n
started to make me q leap-year pro-
posal, but l kept her lodging around
the post until the curtain went up
again and l was saved. Here, have an
other."-A. B. Lewis, in Judge.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-05-26
A Perverted Bromidium.

TS've'eS0
"Oh, girls" exclaimed the gushing
maiden on the crowded street car,
I've just washed my hair and l can't
do a thing with it," Just then the
car gave a lurch, and she shrieked as
the man stepped on her foot.
beg pardon" muttered the weary
strap-hanger who had done the STEP
ping. You see. I've just washed my
feet and l can't do a thing with them"
Judge.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-05-26
The %InQuirinQ Mind.

It was little Dots first visit to q
farm, and she went with her aunt to
see how the pigs were fed. The little
one gazed in establishment at the
young porkers for a moment, and then
placing her hand on her curly hair.
she said, re~1ectively:
"Aunty!"
Yes, dear"
Does 90 put all the piggies' tails
In curl papers ?"-Royal Magazine.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-05-26
Episcopal Church.

Services On the first and third Sundays OF each
month at 7: 20 D. m. Rev. {. c.. Kramer, Pastor.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-05-26
The Smell Does Il

The Smell Does II.
Mrs. Redd-Do you know we were
oyerrun with moths in our parlor.
Mrs. Greene-Yes, l heard SO be-
fore.
Haven't one since we got our auto
mobile"
Why, how is that, do you suppose?"
ooh, we keep the a in the parlor.
you know!"-Yonkers Statesman.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
AMONG THE EXCHANGES
MOF THE
INL AND E M PlRE

Judge Warren of Lincoln county
while holding court In Adams county
at which time the court sustained a
demurrer to the information on the
ground that the law was unconstitu-
tlonal, stating at that time that he
based his ruling principally upon the
ground that 1t was an unlawful dele
CATION Of legislative powers and was
in the nature of class legislation.
Mr.. Kipp agrees with the ruling OF
Judge Warren and believes this law 10
be unconstitutional, and therefore does
not feel justified in taking test case
to the supreme court. There have
been many complaints coming 10 the
prosecuting attorneys office, about
half Of the people complaining against
the enforcement Of the law and the
other half desiring that 1t be enforced
This Is the only county in the state
that has ever tried to enforce 1t, and
the prosecuting attorney must now
give It up or take cases into court
under a law that he himself considers
unconstitutional, and therefore he has
decided not to endeavor to enforce the
law any further.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
WIN Ship Relics.

A valuable collection of pessels,
mortars, arrowheads, fllnts and spoons
made from horns, relics and the civil
ization in vogue during the palmy
days Of the original red owners OF
North America, will be sent to the
Smithsonian institute in the near fu-
ture by C. w. WeigeL local agent of
the Northern Pacific railway COM
pany, says the Kennewlck Reporter.
The relics have been found around the
country adjacent to this city and some
Of them probably have been dug, In
years past, from the graves Of dead
Indians in the old burying grounds
along the banks of the Columbia
river.
Mr.. Weigel Is the owner Of one OF
the finest collections of Indian relics
and curlos in the west. He has been
for years gathering the garments worn
by primitive red men, and today ne
has coats, vests, headdresses, belts,
etc, which represent years Of toll on
the part of squaws, and WHICH are
now valued at hundreds of dollars.
The entire collection, according to men
capable of placing an estimate, Is
worth easily 10000.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
Child Dragged by Horse.

Agnes. the S-year-old daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. d. C. Brlchoux, who
live I'm the First ward, was very Sc
rously injured about o'clock yes
terday evening by being dragged a
distance Of several blocks by
horse, says the La Grande Star.
The little girl had the horse out
feeding on a plat Of grass and was
holding the animal by a rope. She
had tied one end OF the rope around
her ankle. The horse became fright
ened and started to run. The child
was dragged a distance of several
hundred feet before 1t could be stop
ped
Or. Bacon was hurriedly summoned
and he did what he could to alleviate
the child's suffering. The doctor
was unable to determine the full ex-
tent OF the injuries. The little girls
back was almost denuded of the skin
and frightful cuts and bruises were
inflicted. At a late hour last night
she had not regained consciousness.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
Kansas Wants Help.

As a result of the recent call for
help in harvesting the Kansas wheat
crop, men are flocking into southern
Kansas in droves and it is likely that
the farmers will have plenty of assist
ance in preserving crops. Harvesting
in southern Kansas and northern Ok
lahoma will probably begin in earnest
next week, and the harvest hands will
gradually work northward. In central
and western Kansas the harvesting
will begin about the middle of the
month, and in northern Kansas and
Nebraska the waving fields will begin
to fall before the reapers early in
July. The gathering of the harvest
clans Is highly picturesque, as usual,
and includes men in all walks of life,
from the hobo who is impressed into
service to the college student who is
"out for a lark" or who "needs the
money"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
Two New Papers.

The washington Farmer Publishing
company is considering establishing
two weekly newspapers on the line OF
the st. Paul railroad, one at Othello
and the other at Beverly says the
Spokesman Review.
The home office of the company Is
at North Yakima, where it has been
publishing the pioneer agricultural
paper of this state, Northwest Farm
and Home. The veteran editor, Leigh
r. Freeman, has published in the west
years, "a years Of which he has been
at North Yakima.
One Of the papers which he will
publish will be called the Othello
Optimist, and It will possess a first
class power plant. He is making ar
rangements to erect a building on
Main street, Othello, at once. The pa
per which the company will publish
at Beverly is to be called the Beverly
Columbiad.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
OUR COTTON INDUSTRY.
Useful and Highly Priced Examina-
tions from Cotton Seed-Once Al
most Useless.

A thousand things pleasing useful,
meritorious and highly priced in the
mechanics and arts have within the
past 80 years enanated from the
frowzy cottonseed, at one time con-
sdiered practically useless by the
cottongrowers in the sunny south.
Step by step have these things been
attained. Days and months have the
chemists toiled to reach the goal of
success. Millions of dollars were
expended to extract the virtues that
were known to exist in the little
brown embryo that ignorance wasted
and continued blindy wasting until
science intervened and turned the
river Of waste into a sea Of gold.
Columbus found cotton in use by
the natives when he touched Ameri-
cas- shores in 1892. Cortez mentions
it as being rudely manufactured into
cloth by the Mexican Indians.
The snow-white bolls weer found
growing wild in Texas and the lower
Mississippi valley as early as 1886.
NISlild CulplllSlS CulNlNdltu IL as
long ago as 1921. No one dreamed
then that it would be a world COM
modlty-no one thought of the value
of the seed.
The American Cotton Oil company.
No. 27 Beaver street, New York. with
factories in various states of the
union, export annually cottonseed oil
and other products obtained from the
seed to the amount of $4,000, 900.
This great American industry Is not
chiefly supported by foreign trade. It's
greatest market is at home. More
than half of the production is con-
sumed in the United States, where the
purity and wholesoneness of the oils
and the usefulness and values ofthe
cake, meal. linters and hulls are
making new friends and wider mar
kets year by year.
The American Cotton Oil COM
panys products may be found in the
Kitchen and on the tables of every
civilized country in the world. It is
burning in the altar lamps OF church.
es, and is lighting armies of miners
as they delve and burrow in the secret
places of the earth.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
CUTICURA PROVED ITS
WONDERFUL EFFICACY

at am now eighty years old and ono
morning, three years ago, was taken
with hard pain in my right side. In
two days / had an attack OF piles
(hemorrhoids), bleeding and protruding.
The doctor gave me some medicine and
an ointment for them which helped me
eome but had TO keep using them all
the time. Then / changed to the p
remedy; but if | did not use it every
day. [ would get worse. The doctor
said the only help for me was TO 60 TO
a hosNital and be operated on. At
this time. about year ago, went TO
using the s. remedies. tried them
for four or FIVE months but did not get
much help for my piles. During this
time sores would come on fieshy part
of nv body. They bothered me all
the time. would get one healed and
another would come. These sores
changed to eczema, accompanied by
n terrible itching. 1t seemed as II l
could not keep my hands from tearing
INV flesh. This and the pile trouble
brought on an inhamed condition.
Then got the Cuticura Remedies. l
washed the affected parts with Cuticura
Soap. and warm water in the morning,
at noon. and at night, then used Cuti-
cura Ointment on the irritated sur
faces and injected a quantity Of Cuti-
cura Ointment with a Cuticura Sup
pository Syringe. also took Cuti-
cura Resolvent Pills three times a day.
Ii took a month Of this treatment TO
get me in a fairly healthy state and
then treated myself once day for three
months and, after that, once or twice q
week. 1t is fortunate that | used Cuti-
cura. The treatments had tried took q
lot Of money that | would have saved by
using Cuticura Remedies sooner, but
/ am wiser now. am supplied with
full set Of the Cuticura Remedies and
would not feel safe without them.
o. II. Henderson, Hopkinton, st. Law
renee Co., N. Y, Apr. 20, 1907
Complete External and Internal Treatment for
Every Humor OF Infants, Children, and Adults con-
uists Of Cuticura Soap (25c) 20 Cleanse The sklni
Cutcura Ointment (5Oc) 20 Heal the SKIN. and
Ctcura ResOlyent( (5Oc (oI IN the form OF Chocohte
Coated Pils 25c per vial OF Coz 10 Purity the Blood
also the Cuticura Suppository Syringe l55cJ. sold
Throughout the world. Potter Drug Chem. Corp,
Sole Props. Boston, Mass. - 49,, ,>,..
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
A Grand Family Medicine.

ut gives me pleasure to speak a
good word for Electric Bitters," writes
Mr.. Frank Conlan Of No, 4S6 Hous-
ton street, New York. It's a grand
family medicine for dyspepsia and
liver complications; while for lame
back and weak kidneys It cannot be
recommended too highly" Electric
Bitters regulate the digestive func-
tions, purify the blood, and impart
renewed vigor and vitality to the
weak and debiliated Of both sexes
Sold under guarantee at Tallman &
Co.'S drug store. Soc
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09

The uneaqualed fruit land in the
vicinity of Kennewick has fairly earn
cd the right to the distinction of being
not only the best fruit district, but the
earliest in the state, says the Kenne-
wick Reporter. During the straw
berry season, which is now drawing to
a close the ranchers OF this vicinity
have shipped to the markets OF Puget
sound. Spokane, and Montana about
10,5OO crates, each containing "a boxes
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
WANTED.
WANTED-HIGHEST CASH PRICE
paid for rags. Must be large ana
clean Call at this office.

SUBSCRIBERS TO MAGAZINES, IT
you want to subscribe to magazines
or newspapers in the United States or
Europe, remit by postal note, check
or send to the EAST OREGONIAN
the net publishers price Of the puLE-
cation you desire, and we will have 1t
sent you and assume all the risk OF
the money being lost In the mails. II
will save you both trouble and risk.
II you are a subscriber to the EAST
OREGONIAN, o in remitting you can
deduct 10 per cent from the publish
er's price. Address EAST OREGON
IAN PUB. CO.. Pendleton, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
No Hunbug.

No humbug claims have to be made
for Foley's Honey and Tar, the well
known remedy for coughs, colds and
lung troubles. The fact that more
bottles of Foley's Honey and Tar are
used than any other cough remedy
is the best testimonial of its great
merit. Why then risk taking some
unknown preparation when Foley's
Honey and Tar costs you no more and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
LIFE NOT WORTH LIVING.

Don't say life is not worth living
Take SexIne Pills and when you feel
the new life coursing through your
veins you will feel a new interest in
living. Sexlne Pills are sold by the
Pendleton Drug Co. This Is the store
that sells all the principal remedies
and does not substitute. Price 81 a
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
Drilling for Oil.

The drilling machinery ordered by
the Madras Oil & Gas company ar
rived here last Saturday, and will be
put in place to commence drilling at
once. It will take several weeks to
erect the tower and get the machinery
in place, but the officers of the com
pany state that the preparations are
being rushed as much as possible, and
that actual drilling on the first well
will soon begln.-Madras Pioneer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09

of the finest fruit sold. Figuring that
each crate sold for $3.50, which, ac-
cording to men who are in a position
to know, is a conservative average,
the berries have brought to the pock-
cts of the growers of Kennewick and
Finley more than $4,000.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
Herd law Invalid.

Prosecuting Attorney r. H. 'Kipp
has decided to not attempt to further
enforce the herd law relating to live
stock running at large in Whitman
county. says the La Crosse Herald.
Mr.. Kipp says that the constitution
ality of this law was passed on by
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
oonsumptives Made Comfortable.

Foleys Honey and Tar has cured
many cases OF incipient consumption
and even in the advanced stages af-
fords comfort and relief Refuse any
but the genuine Foleys Honey and
Tar. Pendeton Drug Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
Want Advertisements
HELP WANTED.

WANTED - MEN, WOMEN AND
families to take advantage Of our
fine premium offers, given to old or
new subscribers to the Daily, Weekly
and Semi-Weekly East Oregonian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
Notice to Ice Users.

All parties wanting Ice delivered to
their homes please hang out cards by
7 o'clock each morning where they
can be seen by driver Of wagon. Hem
ry Kopittke.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
You Should Know This.

Foley's Kidney Remedy will cure
any case OF kidney and bladder trou-
BILE that is not beyond the reach Of
medicine. No medicine can do more
Pendleton Drug Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
FOE SALE.

FOR SALE-160 ACRES, PARTLY
seeded to alfalfa; two good or
chards; house nicely furnished. Sew
eral nice springs; fine sheep ranch;
good range; no reserve; very near
railroad, and arranged for two fami-
lies Address 607, Weatherby, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
Pasture for Bucks.

Will take a limited number of bucks
to pasture and run for the summer
Good pasture and plenty of water.
Apply this office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
FRATERNAL ORDERS.
SECONDHAND DEALERS.

v. STROBLE. DEALER ~ SECOND
hand goods. II there Is anything
you need In new and secondhand
furniture. stoves, granHeware and
crockery, call and get his price No.
2I2 Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
VETERINARY SURGEONS.
UPHOLSTKxsING.
DETECTIVES.

BRUIN DETECTIVE SERVICE CO
For quick results. confidential in
vestigations, reports on any individual
business or property; missing relatives
found; correspondents solicited;
charges reasonable. J. M. Names, res
idence manager. room Q. Savings bank
Bldg. Phone main 143.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09

wANTED-CLAsSIFIED ADS, SUCH
as help wanted; rooms or houses
for rent; secondhand goods for sale;
in fact, any want you want to get
filled, the East Oregonian wants your
want ad. Rates: Three lines one
time. 20 cents; two times, 80 cents:
six times, 10 cents. Five lines one
time, 80 cents; two times. 45 cents;
six times, $1.l5. Count six words
to the line. Send your classified ads
to the office or mail to the East Ore
gonian, enclosing silver or stamps to
cover the amount.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
HEMORRHO|DS
SORESANDECZEMA

Accompanied by Terrible Itching
ACompIicated and Most Distress
ing Cast se-WeII- known Remedies
Failed to Cure Doctor Thought
an Operation NeCessary-Then
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09

OOOOO OO OOOOO .
Teday's classified ads may .
bring q cargo Of ''luck" for you. .
. . . . . =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
Wanted, at Once.

Good clean rags; market price paid
East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09
CLASSIFIED
DIRECTORY
PHYSICIANS

]. A. BEST, PHYSICIAN AND SUR
geon. Office in Savings Bank
building. Phones: Office, main 1854;
residence, main IT'S.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-06-09

DRs. SMITH & TEMPLE. OFFICE
Smith-Crawford building, opposite
postoffice. Telephones: Office, Main
| 30: DR.. Smiths residence, Main 1853;
DR.. Temples residence, Main 113,
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1908-03-15

the guests OF Mr. and Mrs Mont
rose Goldstein.
Miss Pauline Attcrbury was a
guest Of Miss Mary Holt Stone dur
ing the past week
Mrs. Mason Pitcher has returned
with her children after visiting rela-
tives near Lamont.
Mrs. w II. McClain paid Visit
TO friends in Leland during the lat
ter part OF the week.
Mr. John Burlington, OF Baltimore,
is visiting her parents, DIR. and Mrs.
J. I. Atterbury, at Es.ell.
Mr. Coleman Bearton has return
cd from O:aord to spend a brief holi-
day al his home near Arcola.
Miss Pauline Elkas, who has been
visiting in St. Louis since November.
returned home on Saturday.
FIR. II. Schradzky, of Peoria, H.,
a 5rother Of Mrs, E Frankel, is a
o,3ee+ IL NJ .+d Afre = Er9,,1-e1
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1908-03-15
Crowe-F eamster

The following announcements S
taken fron the Kentucky State Jour
nal and will be of interest to the
Grcenville friends of the fair bride
elect, who was a guest of her sister
Mrs. VIM. Ball, during the midwin-
ter
Mr. and Mrs. William Grove an
nounce the engagement of their sis
ter, Miss Lefty Leraig Grove, to Mr..
James Withtrow Feamstcr, OF Mis-
sissippi The wedding will take place
in the early sume1nr and the young
eouple will go to housekeeping in
Washington City, where Mr.. Feam-
ster has his headquarters.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1908-03-15
A Help For Busy Mothers

The mother who IS her own house
maid as we'll as her childrens nurse,
often finds it almost impossible to
go to baby as soon as he awakena,
and when frctful VITA teething, he Is
apt 70 get in a bad hunt2r il left too
long. | have found it d good plan to
suspend some Of his playful Is in
from O.. him, where they will catch
his eye upon awakening. and amuse
HIM long enough for me to finish
whatever work is at hand For this
purpose, two yards Of garter elastic
is scrviceable Sew a lop in each
end 70 slip over opposite corners Of
the bed posts, over chair posts on
either side OF crib or in any way to
bring it to the rieh- height, then
loon or pin the playthinSs to the
elastic With his ra5ber r:ng hung
within reach he viii grasp It and SCI
rattle ringing or a bright ball or
rubber doll dancing, that are hung
out Of reach. In the contry, where
trees are pleatifv1. It a branch flled
with green leaves be thus suspended
baby seems nevr to tir Of palIing the
elastic and watching and listening to
the resultant dancing and rustl;ng of
the leaves; bcs great care should be
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1908-03-15
How TIC Keep Lettuce Fresh

Letsrce, endive and other vege-
tables of similar eature may be kept
indefinitely il thcy are first sprinkled
with water and then inclosed in a
tightly-covcred pail-C A.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1908-03-15
Elysian Club Dance

A delightful social event of the
week was the dance given at the
Elysian club on Tuesday evening
The hosts and their fair guests pres
ent included: Mrs. St John p Kin
loch. OF Greenville, s. c.; Miss Julia
Johnson, of Vicksburg, with Mr.
Walter Moore, Miss Elua Car
roll, of Vicksburg, with Mr.
H. NJ Parkinson, Miss Julia Smith,
of Georgetown, KY, with Mr. D. r.
Jackson, Miss Sallie Hunt with Mr.
O. l. Wilson, Miss Ella Stone with
Mr.. D. D. Woodland, Miss Alice Lou
Greenley with Mr. Guy NJ. Hlzin,
Miss Blanche Archer with Mr.. War
rem Jackson, Miss Sue Negus with
Mr.. Louis M. Hilzin, Miss Louise
Finch with Mr. Charles K. sNeulson,
u. S. A, Miss Jennie Paxton with
Mr.. w. H. Finlay, Miss Lena Pax
ton with Mr. E. NJ. Burton, Miss
Sarah Walker with Mr.. G. B. Hunt,
Miss Bette Ireys with Mr.. J. A.
Hunt, Miss Susie Ireys with Mr.. E.
B. Norman; Messrs. 0. NJ. johnson,
A. : c.. Bell, R. D. Bedon, George
Hi1zin, Robert Ferguson, Hugh
Hook, of Leland; Timothy Marshall
Hugh Bass, w. v. Smith, Guy Slack,
, Lyme Startling, Jr and Edgar Sharkey.