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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07
Gum &apitcl yMabdrnbanbcl."
MiCOer Elm ollAeblifcr Wi4OdenhGl

Go
Mic0er elm ou9cblidcr Wt1OhenbGno.
Ter in @nit. - Spli@ Ncnocrltcin
mnAcid)nloigt Nnnic Stcin al19eb.
lid an Elm 6rcll0cnboua pcrld)u-
d)trt 81 bnbcrl. - Gor cincln Sab
re fam ooS WtGodcn aus europa.
Inter Der Nnldnll0iNllng, ungeblid)
@nnoel nit cincm WtGodcu 81 unfit,
ltd)en 3ncdcn b%ctrIcbcn 81 bubcr,
lulroe g~citcrn Der u iGbrige SoiiS
Senoerltcin, ein 0cutld. 9iliiic, obnc
tcltinmtcn WobniiE ut Der meitlihen
Noli5eiltation oiirdr Nid)tcr Srieoel
filr CT. lucitcrcS &erb0r am IS. Sull
lcligcbnltcn mo IN Grmongellrng
bon $500 Niir0ldnlt mad, bent 0rs
iGngniB obaciiibrt. Sergeant 9iuiiell
mo Die Eoli5iltcn @urrigon mo Glll.
lilon nobrncn ON SonntuN abcnb bic
Herholtung oc9 ullGcbliden Scrbrc.
d)crS Dor, nndOcm tic bon elmer Eer'
ion III Der 9oburg- StroBc bcnud)rih-
tigt lpor0tn luurcn, 0oB Scnocrltcin
lit ibrcnl Nullc gcluclct ici mo &C.
lrd0t babe, oh or ou9 MGbhcn, oit
II i0brigc Mimic Stcin, BORT lnllcil
Tonne. 2uS MGodcn murOe lpGter
III clncm 6rcnocrlbnta, 9tr. 72l, Gu-
borgItruBe, entoedt mo c~beniollS hi
Ole mcltlid)c Eoli5ciltotion cingelic,
Icrt, Gor Hldtcr Sricocl CAB .oic
Stein IN @cgcnuort cilic9 McprGicn'
talltcn Der Ginnon0crungS-9cborb
oil, lie lci Dor cincnl Sabre nit ibrcu
Gltcrn aus europa nod) NCps g)ort
gcfonmcn mo hobc bort Die DC.
fonntihnft Scnoerltcin'S genlod)t.
Eud6cnl or ibr pcrlprpd)ell, lie 5l
hcirotbeir, lei lie nit inn Dor etiuo
cincm Wonat rudl baltimore gercllt
lulo babe 5iicrlt init Senoerltein SIT.
lonmen gelebt. Oh Der 9(ngcidytl'
oigtc @elo bon Der VcIiberin ocS
UrcuoenboilicS, in meId)cni CT tic mn
tcrbrodtc, crlnngtc, pcrnlodte tic
llid)t 81 %be5cugcn. I'm Der ginmnn'
ocrumgsbcborbc @clegcnbeit Sit &C.
ben, oeit 5ull 9cnullcr 81 nntcrlud)en,
lcbtc Hid)ter 6rieocl cin ipeitercs Ser
Dor al.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07
Scmpcrotlir mar iuie foIgt:

Sn ocn nn6ercn Nunoca Nctter.
neutrality-suspicious. Wurocn oig
~iolgcnocn boditcu temperatures ucr-
5cifnCi: GoItport 81, Fortlnn0 80,
Bolton %, Nlbnnp %. Ncm })orf %.
Y%bilo0clphin 81. Ntlontic-Gitp 81,
Gopc Mop 50, @nibiuNton 81. 9tor,
iolt 80, 0nticru9 81. Charlotte 81.
Milmin1ton Sc. Gbnrlclton Sc, Ga
ponnnb IS, %udionuiuc Sc, &upitcy
81, acu-gScit So. AtIontn 81, Mont
aonlerp -, gtclu.N Orleans 80, Yolc.
itinc Sc, @oIpciton Sc, Corpus Gbrilti
SIS, McmpbiS IS, Cincinnati IS.
Fitt3bnr0 81, Sppc9o 90, buffalo
50, Glcpclon0 S6, Ilprno Sc, Wurs
Qlicttc 81, @rccnNop 50, Gbicogo 81.
Gulutb 62, 81. Fnlll 81, ct. 2oili5
So, annioSs Gitp IS. Snobo 6S, SIT
ron, G6, Ni3mard 20, gSiuiiton -,
Genpcr GO, 9tortb EIottc -, Qoogc,
Gitp y, Nmoriuo SO uno Dos Nn0e.
les IS @roo.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07

Gcibcn Commemorate. @ollj bcIon.
OerS IobcnSlpcrtb lit Dos NcrbuItcr
scr ain0cr moblboben0cr Scltte, olC
flcinc @o5orc pcronltoltcn un0 Den
Grl65 Dem n6reib 2lir 6ou0" oOcr
Dem n0iiId uno Gi&.6onO" iltmcn.
ocn, Sn ocr @ciic ilicBCu 0icicn
6on0S t00lid) $50 bis 500 SIT,
Sir ben o6reib 9Iir" 6onO brodtcrl
gcitcrn Mimic Wriining, GborIottc
WriiuinN Miilmic GloppopIc, 6reoo
Noiiuulcr, emma gtoiimuCr, &obll
Iulter bent Miopor oils Grl0a cinc9
@o}ar2 in 9tr. >1t2G, Siio-Gbnrleaitr.,
Stl 80, Wno Nlice 9iilcp, GIiiubct)
Sfdfer, &illion @no0mit, Marie
Carlton mo Ncnu NomunonO ais Gr'
los zines @o5nrs an Ode BON @ono.
mo 3ciierionltraBe $40,
Gic oTrcib N(ir SocictD" fam no
tiirlid) nid)t aIc orn1c1 &in0er, Die
fronf lln0 idnuod iitb, AUS 2onO
id)idcn, obcr lie lit bod in Stonoc,
iid mc6rcrcr Souicnbc on5ltncDmcl,
Cob ollrd ibr Nirtcn uiclc iu18t
McniHcnlcbcn crboltcl blcibcn, itll'
tcrlic9t fcincm 3mclfeI.
Gin fIcincr &nnbc crid)Iclt Nrltcrn
I'M @ltrcnlt Ser v6rcID Itr SocletD, "
gtr. BOZ, YucosS troBc, uno bat
Die &oritcbcrin, i'm bod aus Gam
81 id)idcn. Ger feline &CrI iub nlilot
unh ob9cipomlt ans mo luor IN
Yltmpcn gcbiilIt, Die bic cill5igItcr
aIciOnn09iliidc biI0ctcr, Die CT bcloB,
Cir NoritcGcrm uCriprdd) ibnL i'm
ulprgcn uoN Der r6urm" 5l lcnocn
mn mill inn obCnOrcin }u cillcm an.
itin0i9cn Nn5ug pcr6cIicn Idll9 lid)
m~iloih1tigc WtcnidCn iinoclL Die ab'
Qclcgtc MlciOcr hobcn fir cin 9iIrid)'
d)cn cine g)aro bod,
81 ncn am /. <Ii bcrcit9 croil'
nrtCn SpicIpIGtcn iilr &in0cr gcIelltc
lld) 0crtcrn elm mcitcrCr, mn0 spar
I'M 0uic ser cngliid) oClttidcn SdrIc
9tr. % az NittnO- un0 GborlCasStr
Sri. Wnrthu S'9icill, Sri. u. Hcclc
mo &crr 3. i. 2cuthcr Iilbrcn bier
sic Nuiiiht. IS itclltcn lId Dcltcrn
Morgcu bcrcita 30 &inocr Gin, mo
oa sic @uuobnc jcncr @cgcno nit
@iu0crn icbr N%ricgnct iinO, miro Der
9cilld bulb blln0ert un0 mcbr bctra=
gen.
9luf Dem @rlul0itiid Ger st. Mior.
TINS Tan Nuricru," Gdc Don 6opcttc'
mo Fnplon7S trobc, ninnlt ctll Yio'
%icnicit belltc 2lbcnb icincn Nniong;
ooilclbc miro pier Nben6c lol,N tort.
0Clcbt mcrOcn. Ger llc6cridmB ioll
5llr 9c5oblunN Der SdyrIocn Der PIT
ltoIt permon0t mcroeu. Sic st.
Wortln'S 2oD Nuricrp" lit ein IN
WcIt,9dltinorc moblGcidGttcS >Sniti.
int. Wiittcr, mcl6c &inocr bobcn mo
ulf 9lrbeit gebclt, f0nncn lire alcitcn
ndh Der Nnitolt %bringcn, moielbit
Die S6WcItern iie bcouilidtigcn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07

Ingeneb mer BE d.. - I'm.
ter Der aniduIoigmg, &crrn Better
3olnler ongcblidl cine goloenc llbr
nebit acttc uuo Wcooillon i'm @crt6c
bon $50 geitoblcn gu boben iuuroc
Nnton arogcr, Gin 22.i1briaerS hnci'
Der ans Der @eitN rattitrnbe, gcltern
in Der ipeitlid)cn Eoli5eiitaiion geeel
$500 giirgihaft Dem 8eriftSuerinh'
rem iiberiuieicn. arager mar bel 3oI.
mer einige Gage gu Bend, gemeien,
rnb OILS er oas goitlidc Soila per.
lieb, pernlibte 3olmer bie o~n9e9ebc'
men Sahen. 3ie llbr lit jaooh nitt
in arager's geiis aitfgefun0en nor.
Ser.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07
ScbbcI's cimsiaeS Ntelier.

@ir baben MIR Gin Mtelier in 8aIti.
more, mnb bas bcfinoet iidj in Der
Stage at cbcnrr Groe, Nr. 321, Nprb.
8ap-, na9e -!SiabsStr. 2inoer.Y bs.
tosrapbiem cine spesialitat. = Seine
Nscnten unS fcineS reppen sm iteiseu.
5. Scbbcl. 6. Grni, 0eiGaftsfibrer.
l3t51
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07
Yaltimurcr, iucldDc Die Gunner.

%altimOrcr, iucldJc Die CONNER
Wunatc nukcrbnlG Der Stnot Ucrbrin'
ncn, f0nncn Scn Correspondent" nndJ
iracnN elmer Iorciir III bcn &crcinig'
ten Staatcu, europa, McrlfO nno
Gannbn 5ngcidift crbaltcn. Die
Mbrciic mag 10 oft ais 9eiuiiniht &C.
Gaocrt mcr3cn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07
Staot Baltimore.
ltnterbuItnnas @cgiueiicr.

,@ercinigic Siitrittc ocS Scntihcu Inter
iiiiHnnas.SnnocS pun Baltimore" - WtoniGN.
ben 10. NNull. I'M .~geCiicn0 Eurf".
pan Sbprc.Eari" 8nglid Spl6crie,
NdHoelnilncr utio unocrc %erOuitpuuQcu.
rBiuHnu Snts 2nBlld GpIl5crtc mo
onnerc GCraiiinInpcn.
Ysbe Suburban" - SCocn NberO &duScoiIea
Goriicuunp.
Sulhcicr.@cnh ldaIi6c Grturitoncn per
Gunpirr nSoutiC",
Claiborne IdNItbc @rirriior. nit @tlos
NADINE Sountupa. per Natptcr oGunhrlopc".
ennr'Soiut -. lI9Il6 !idhmtiildg9. S~rfnriio'
men.
,,Arbcttrr. I;nunrrdur." - GunniuP. ben t..
Sult. grobc Grnition nab 6utr. Sicu mo Mod.
erect.
Tnrt.G %pn1ertc:
Soifting Enbmlttua Griitoaptl. Fnrt"".
Mnutnp slhcuo - uhircdllcln0 I'M .Hlperitoes
Bari" mo .6coCrul &illrEuri".
9ienitnn Abcno nBnttcrion.Nort".
WitipOh Nbcuo 49, pSrutos 0iIlsYGri".
9unncriiGq TbcHo - r90rrol-Rdrf".
Srcitna gthcno - oGltfiolt.4 Snrt"
Gantitdl ghCuO - FuiiCriuHsldrf"
(SouutnQo bon 3 his 7 llhr glbcrbs.)
tgIn gSo6ettnaCu bon : his 10 u9r Ibenos)
Yrunrnmm fir hcntc.
am ,TottCriut fart
Wiurfh pRcdcciul NclrO" ............ Nclcp.
SubCrtitrc II p|&tlbClm GcU"...,.... MollLnt.
@Sul}cr g2Cnbl1R Guon" ...,......... .Narfcr.
r%clcfiion ans % GnIit' ............. .@uunoo.
Fuldnucu Colo e. ........... .NiaQCunb!icc.
or. gSiuium e. Wuticr.
SuhcriIrc nVnprlnr Nlre" S'Sdrc.
Wclobic'u uue llriucc ~ @ilfcn" 900. .YHoCr@.
Selection aus .GormCu". ........... .Ni}Ct.
Nfclrhicn ans nWinN 0oou". ........ .Eltocro.
1inrih ",SIni1a Irrotu". .......... .Qolbntui.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07

Wofcbafl - Qic nGriolca" bot.
ien aritern luicber clen0eS Ecrb; nit
elmer Scorc bon s 5u 3 murOcn lie
bon lbrcn 8cancrn, Dem Noicboll,
Club BON FrnuIocncc. acidIuQrn. Sic
gcItrigcn Spiclc Der 0itIidcn Si1u
pcrlIeiCn mIc iol0t.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07
Shcp. s. 0icncr & O..

0eutides iino anoeres ausIanoi.
ides 8elO sefanft nno p%erfauft.
Belo Icnolnaen beiorgt mod 0eiitid.
LAMB Scitreid, Iublano II. +. NJ.
Ief)icl ausgeite1t aitf aiislGnoiihe
9anfen. Greoitbriefe unb 1rapelers
CHEQUES.
217 Eit.Vnltimorc. Stra6c.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07
Sunncnamf. nno ltntcraono.
CaS @Cttcr.

Iiit Morpluno mo Den GiltriIt
Columbia bcutc NuhmItto0 oNcr
Nbcno Hc9cn un0 IilbIcr; mor1cl
mo GonncritnN tlnr bel nn%0cnCbmcr
&cmpcrotur; iii0mcltlidc MlnOc.
Goa Gucdiilbcr i'm oiii5iclIcn Cher
momlcter 5eigte gcitcrn micocr cinmoI
81 @ro0 NiBc an, un0 5luor BON 4 bis
) llbr Nod)mittoGS. Die itilnOlidc
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07
ShiffSfartcn

bon lnb mad europa iibcr Baltimore
oocr Mcip.sorf. &aiiite noer 3piidcn'
bcd. @cd)icl, ausIduoiihes @clo,
Greoitbrieie unb @eloienounsen.
Sbro. s. 9iener & Co.,
Nr. 211, Git.Valtimpre.S trafe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07
in Sunfcl gebIat.


Ser So0 0c9 IN eric, go, nit elmer
SduBrputoc mo einem Hcpolpcr
III Der 0ono foot ouigciunocnclt
Noltimorcrs gntonio 9opu III.
mtfgafl0rt. - Gle Epli5ei balt
cincn Hiuulen fir ocn Wt0rocr.
Nus Gric. ga, miro berid)tet, oob
Nntonio Bona, friiDcr ~iuobnboit IN
baltimore, oli scr Strobe in eric
nit elmer Sdubpunbe foot uuigt'
ilnl0Cn mlr0c. Iic Yoli3ci, mcld)c
I'M @Iollbcn lit, Dob cs iif Inn cincn
Woro bonoclt, bcgollgcn bon cincm
Tipolcn I'M bic Sollo elmer iunacu
Game, bat biSbcr feline Spur ocS
mutbmoblidcn WDrOerS finocn folt.
men. Nnocrcrieits miro jeood be.
bnuptet, ooB 9onn, mclbcr Der Sobu
zines III Baltimore, Nr. POS, HorO-
EeurlItruBe, mobnboitcn SrlldtbGno-
ler9 lit, SelbItntoro beging. 9oon
itono im Nltcr bon % Subren m1o
iou iid) IN Die Sod)tcr l~eilres SntcIS
perlicbt gcbnbt babcn. Seine Hiebc
fulo ie0oh feline GrlpiberunN NM
aus niclcm @rltnoe mag er gum &c
Dolucr gegriffet ba6crt, luofiir audi
Die EbotIod)e ipridt, Dab 9opo cine
ShicBluaiie IN Der Sanb belt, ol3
er alfgeIllnoen mur0c. Gem gcgen.
iiber ltcbt abcr Die Iusluge elmer
6rot, meldlc ben SduB uno oont
Die Worte beS Sterbcnoen borte: 80,
ld) bin g1ld)ollen." 9ic 6rou mill
Damn aud gebort boberl, ais cine at.
ocrc Stimmc ourali crmiocrtc: nGue
III gut iiir 0id)." Sic mill Damn Ell
rtclt Wfonn geieben bobclL mcld)er iid)
'dlculiglt fortntod,tc. Srnu gopo.
Die Wtiltter bes Sootcn, bat Iid) mad,
Grie bcgcben. Ser Sobtc mar eiu
Gctcralt bc5 lponilh.amcrifoniidDell
9ricgcS unO bate nit IuS5ei1ululu
gcoient.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07
8clanaucrcin Sarnunic.
-Grfnriiun uadl Sen War-

Sonntaa, IL. Snli. a
S%pe5laI5ng Siacn-E ation S.45 Wor.
gems. Willcte ST, @aIbroof S1.15.
(1S9,91,3)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07

Wir0 an Die 9unoc&bc.
BORDEN auSgelicfert.- Sen'
Il lultft Der IcdSnlonotlide @cfGng.
niBtcrmin ocS NegcrS Selefiob Smitb
al, Den er lpcgcn zines tbGtliden gn-
griif1 oltf lcinc &oiicDcnoIlin Winnic
Smitb 81 ncrbiiBen botte, mo miro
CT oil Die NunbcSbcborbcn olisgclie-
icrt ncrocll, bis cin Eoli5eibcamter
ans ct. Groir, 1dniid) @eItinoicn,
nod) bier fonmt, INN Smitb ab5lbo-
len, Der 1895 bort cine Hoiieecnoiiiu
crntoroctc ltno burhbronnte, olS Ct
fir ci1cn ncucn Ero5cB inter 9iirgs
lfait itnno, Tctcftip Sogon bate
cen NcAcr bier a,if9eiiohcrt, uno mllr.
Dc oerielbe Dor Oret Wofen bon eillcnt
bunildcn Eoli5cilielltenont, Der ndd)
Baltimore gcfonmlcn ipar, ioentiii'
5Irt.
% d ten Hn0nu nj Stru.
B nbdbn : Waggon. - Foll-
5ciridtcr S(cpellpn beltrnitc geltcrlt
I'M uoro0Itlidcn Stotionsbauie 9u.
rio @cinbcr0 bon Nr. TIA, Sbontp'
ionitrabe, @eruIo Nturpbp BON Nr.
ti5, yScit.S troBc, mo Mnrp 9rown
ron Nr. 1882, SeaocnbuQ StruBe,
mcgen mlorocntIiden 9rtrngcrls alf
CinCml StrnBcnbubu . Wuggon Der
Soirnount . Npcnuc . 2inie nit ie
$40 uno Soften. Wie Die 3cugcn.
anSlagcl cr9aben, bate WurD
Sromn III 9c9leitung 0iurpbp's cine
Spn5icriobrt gcn1oht. 9lui Der Sclm'
iabrt fom Wcinbcrg's Sdub nit
Dem Nod Wurpbp's in Gonirofi.
Mllrpbp proteitirte uno Elm @ortge'
fcht entltonb, DEM cine Eriigelei
iolgte. Gonoufteur H~ciObarot rier
ncn Motormonn 5u Siilic nnb 9cioc
periuhten, Die aampib6bne 5u trcn'
ncn, icoot obue griolg. @ic Der
Gonoufteur angiebt, beibeiliatc iih
dild) Wnrp an Dem Sample, inoem JIG
Mcinberg 6ubtritte pcrIestc lnio oen.
iclbcn nit Sdintpfmorten iiberbGiif-
te. Nn Caroline uno SapcttcitroBc
tolldtc Eoli5iit Sdlluarbmonn nul.
ser oa3 &lceblntt in icine Sbbut
nnbm.
eidten ibre Nciigna.
tton Elm. - General . A0ilttant
@arIielo empiing nud) elmer aus 9lE'
rapolis eingclouienen Gepeihe sic
Helignationen bon Captain 9. ?.
&ingSberrp pom 4. Warplnuo S,,iun'
tcrie : Hegtment mo oes a~lpeiteu
Sicntenunts George u. Sumpbrep
Don Der /. Gompognie oeS 1. Nniari.
terie : Hegiments. Ser Iudiolare
res Gapitans lit burd @ouperncnr
GrotberS 5lt ernennen, mdbreno Der
lenige oes Sieutenants 5u eriuab'
len lit. ue.ti
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-07-07

IN Vrupibrnrr.
VrpbioenCe 3 o | 0 I o o O-s
Baltimore 0 o q %
EoHncllh. llnpnrtetitbpr.
Widths Fiide II. Scarnc euttbcr fir Baltimore.
garrb edihcr II. Ieicrfon Rtihcr. prupibcncc.
IN Montreal.
N%Pprtredl 0 o o u u o q o %
2otuntp 0 0 0 q q 0 1 -
IN 3erirh.Gitn.
A%eticpsGiin 0 0 q q o o o %
Helpdtf o 2 0 o 3 o I = 0-S
ENiSiriier staub Der Glube.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
Exonerated the Crowd.

Somebody's got my poc1ctbook."
piped d shrll, agonized voice in the
crowded street car, and a hump shoul-
0cred, watery eyed man with saddle
colored beard on his chin jumped up
and began convulsivelT clapping his
hands on his various pockets.
sit down, you fool" exclaimed the
portly rcsolute matron by his side. as
sisting him by a vigorous pull on his
coattail. I've got it. I knew you'd
lose it if | didn't take it. You'd lose
your head if it wasn't fastened on your
shoulders"
Meekly he sat down.
Raising his head presently he gave
comprehensive glance around the
car and said in the same shrill voice:
Il beg everybodys pardon"
For which voluntary acknowledge
ment that he no longer considered
everybody in the car a pickpocket he
was rewarded by the CLASSY and unani-
nous stare
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03

"How's this ?" said the farmer who
was reading a letter from his son at
college. Come here, Betsey Harold
Howard Augustus writes home that he
wants money to pay his fencing bill
What on airth does the boy mean?"
Il s'pose it's the college pastur' or
somethin', Matthew. There's SO many
perncketty things the poor boys at
college have to do"
"Ho, he! It's lessons in fencing he
wants to pay for. Waal. now, that do
beat all I've been fencing for forty
year, and l never had to go to college
to learn how"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
A HALLOWEEN SPELL.

The two young women We're dis
cussing Halloween spells and cantrips
in advance, and the brother of one of
them was Offering occasional sugges
tions.
you get an egg that has never been
laid before-Fred, l wish YOU would go
away and attend to your own business
Il mean an egg that has been laid by
hen that has never laid an egg be-
fore'''-
why don't you be concise and say
a pullet's first egg?" interrupted the
brother.
You boil it in pan in which an
egg was never boiled before and cut it
in two with something that has never
been used for a knife before"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03

81 should think a bologna sausage
might answer for that" remarked Fred
refectively.
He's been that way ever since he
came home from college," explained
his sister to her friend who was gig"
Cling amiably. Somebody kicked him
on the head in a football scrimmage.
You mustn't mind him. Well, when
you've got the egg boiled and cut in
two you must take half and eat it,
shell and all, and take the other half
and eat it, and then--oh ] forgot to
say that we mustn't either of us say a
word while We're doing this"
THAT settles it," said Fred decisive
ly. "All bets are off. YOU can't carry
out the contract"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
A M arqin.

Mrs. Brown is
looking younger
than she did five
years ago"
wv ell, she had
plenty of room
for improvement
in that direction"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
The Limit,

do you make
plain cake, Della ~
"Yes'nn. ] make
it that plain that
you couldn't tell
it from bread"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
BOUND TO BE COMFORTABLE.

a Philadelphia man went to Maine
on his vacation, and he found the
nights very cold and bedclothes
scarce.
Are these all the bedclothes you
give?" he inquired of the chamber
maid.
This is all that goes with one room,
She replied.
"Then give me a couple of rooms,
said he.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
TIMES ARE CHANGED.

But times air changed. Matthew
Fences amt made as they was wher
we clim'ed them in Root hollow
81 expect that's so,'' said the old man
thoughtfully He don't say whether
it's rail fence or a wire one, but
reckon he'll learn both ways. But
never. thought a boy of mine would
have to go to college to learn fencing.
Times are changed"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
A Hint to Go.

Ethel = ] can
think when I am
walking.
Elsie-Gou ought
TO do more walk
ing.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
FOREVER TOO LATE.

How much did your baby weigh?'
'.Oh, dear. DO you know, I'm SO
provoked. They forgot all about
weighing the dear little thing until it
was nearly two hours old, SO wen.
never know
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
Quite Likely.

That boy who
began a list of
the necessities of
life with "prunes"
must have been
the son of a
boarding house
keeper.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
Well Managed.

Bells she a
good manage
p Ell la h = Y e s
Haven't you ever
noticed how quiet
her husband is?
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
Opposite,

He - Some wo-
men are awfully
hard to please.
She-And some
men are too aw
fully soft to please
me.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
Placidity.

do you think
that vegetarian
ism conduces to a
more placid con-
dition of mind 2"
Eyes. 1t pre-
vents worry about
meat bills"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
Often So.

Hc-Mdrflage IS
a pottery.
She - You mean
a lottery, don't
you?
He--No, I mean
a pottery-a place
for making fami-
ly jars.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
Just a Freak of
Language.

"1'hey gave me
a raw deal"
Il presume they
had it all cooked
up for YOU
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
To Be Permanent
Iy Located.

Clergyma an =
Where do you
suppose you will
go when you die?
Actor-Where I
won't have to play
one night stands.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
On His Trail.


F'latt Blanks
wife must be fear
fully devoted to
him. She follows
him around like
a dog.
Sharp-Yes. un-
fortunately like
a watchdog.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
After the lnitia-
ton,

"They tell me
they used you for
q doormat."
"Well. 1 was
glad they didn't
use me for a meat
block"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
Keeping the Dis
tance.

II understand
you're a distant
relative of RoXley
Astorgilt."
you've got it
twisted. He's a
distant relative of
mine"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-03
The Limit,

"How industri-
ously that man
works!"
Yes; he must
be too lazy to
quit"
The Mena weekly star., 1908-11-05
PITY THE POOR MlLLIoNAlR1.
Ne Signs for the Breakfasts and the
 Appetite of His Youth.

"Terrapin is all right, and" said the sated millionaire, q like lobster and canvasback duck, but still l don't be- iicve get half the pleasure out of the fine things l eat nowadays that used to find In the plain food that we had years ago, in the days when we couldn't afford anything else.
 I'd give million dollars CT, err sr--humm-ha, half a million anyway, If l could have now such breakfast as I used to have when I was boy, If could have now the same appetite to eat 1t with.
 We used to live in house without any heat above the ground floor, and { slept in room that was colder than Greenland, in feather bed under about seven million patchwork bed quilts, and I'd sleep ten hours in bed like that. as snug and warm and com fortable as anybody ever did under swansdown coverlets in a warmed room, and then I'd get up in the morn Ing and so out and chop few cords of wood before breakfast, and then come in feeling able to tear the world apart and with an appetite that noth- ing less than good. substantial food and plenty of it would satisfy; an ap- petite the satisfaction of which was grand and stirring joy.
 For breakfast on winter mornings we were likely to have pork chops and buckwheat cakes. and such chops and such cakes. Not little. thin, dried up. lean. half-cold, tasteless chops from kitchen half mile away, but big. thick, fat chops of home-fed pork. fresh-coked and sizzling.
 And the cakes Not half heavy paste-colored inside. thin, dull. lifeless and tasteless cakes, just warm, but buckwheat cakes light and fluffy and brown and generous in dimensions, and all crinkly and crispy around the edges and good all through, and so hot and steaming when they came on the table that you had to look out and not burn your moutb when you began to eat them.
 And those chops and those buck wheat cakes we used to eat, with the pork gravy on the cakes. A breakfast fit for the very gods. though one must be god, to be sure; he must be we'll and strong and fit to enjoy it.
 Grateful am that can bring back even in recollection the joys of an old time breakfast of pork chops and buck- wheat cakes
The Mena weekly star., 1908-11-05
BOYS IN LOS ANGELES WERE BRANDED WITH SILL
 YER NITRATE.
MARKED FOR LIFE BY BRUTAL LAYERS
Taken to Field, Thrown Into Lake, Stripped, Branded, Shackled With Wires and Left Lying in a Field Over Night---They We're High School Pupils.

Lon Angeles, Cal, Oct. 30.-Two students of the polytechnic high school have been suspended and three others are in danger of sharing the same fate Thursday because they had branded the foreheads of two students of the Los Angeles High school with nitrate of silver in the initiation ceremonies of the Kappa Delta fraternity, for bidden high school secret society.
 The boys who were branded and whose condition for a time alarmed their parents, are Frank Rouse and Edgar Lusk. On Lusk's forehead the letters 'tK D." were branded. On Rouse's forehead were the figures "'o9." Ugly red scars were made. but 1t is not believed they will be perma- nently disfigured.
 It was learned from the authorities that the beginning of the initiation was at the home of one of the students where there was pleasant gathering. This was followed by visit to West lake park, where Rouse and Lusk were stripped and thrown into the lake. They were taken to a vacant field, where they were bound with wire shackles, branded upon the forehead and left to shift for themselves. They were finally able to free themselves sufficiently to make their way to a neighboring house. where they secured help in removing the wires which bound them.