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The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
Not Affected b Dsprssslel
Ono Hg industry That Makes I'm Bua-
men Grow and Expand Daring
Year q Business Depression.

When . manufacturing establish
mNnt reaches ont In . year of deproo-
sion and Increases and expands tta
business. while others In the same
line diminish their outputs or stand
still. Il II because there must be some
unusually good reason for IL. In this
instance a splendid reputation and .
more than ordinary merifortous prod
uct were responsible for the showing
made.
The Mayer Boot II Shoe Company.
milwaukee,, the largest shoe establish
ment in the northwest. has Just closed
its fiscal year. and reports an increase
I'm sales over the corresponding Pc
Rod Of last year This exceptional
showing speaks volumes for the genu-
inc merit OF Mayer shoes. and is d.
rectly attributed to their high stand
ard. and because Of the fact that May
er shoes have become universally
poularly known as shoes az quality
Most OF our readers. no doubt. have
become familiar With tho shoe adver-
easements OF this enterprfsing firm,
that have beer appearing in the col
ufnns OF this publication for a number
OF years past. To those who have not
yet become familiar with the extraor-
binary wearing qualities OF Mayer
shoes. we wouid recommend a closer
acquaintance By a purchase of a pais
at the first occasion.
The ieafing brands are "Honorhilt"
fine shoes for men. Leading Lady
fine shoes for women "Yerma" Cush.
ion shoes for both men n womer
tthese are exceptionally fine shoes fol
people troubled with tender feetD thu
popular Martha Washington" Com.
fort shoes. which have the largest sale
OF any shoes OF their kind In the
world and the Special Merit School
shoes Ia strong and sturdy line oi
seamless school shoes that wear like
ironp, In addition 10 these brands. ths
Mayer Boot a. Shoe Company make q
complete line OF everyday and sunday
shoes for all purposes. In fact, there
is a Mayer shoe for every purpose and
for every member Of the family.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
Rad rrcHrna Hu19oR

Li0As Dslew ne kness Wees navv
-Fees Swol1ea-SleeD Deo1ken-
Cared n : Days ~ Cssl~usa-
Some two months & I had ! hu-
NOR break ont ON my limbs below my
knees. They came to look like raw
becfsteak. all red. and no one knows
how they itched and burned They
were ~ swollen that | could not get
my shoes on for a week or more.
used i've or ak different remedies and
Got no help. only when applying them
the burning vas worse and the itching
less. For two or three weeks the xuf'
ferinx wHs intense aud during that time
| did not sleep an hour nj a time. Their
n morning tried a bit of Cusicura
From the moncns II touched IN. thu
itching was gone and l have not fell
a hit NJ II since. The swelling went
down and In two days ! had my siaes.
on and was n.~sut as usual. t:ssrg,
r. Farley. ~ South State ST.. Concord
n. H.. May IA. 1907"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

eous, ungodly cause, ana divine judg
ment was bound eventually to overtaks
the powerful nation that wayed suct
q war.
That the Anglo Japanese alliance waa
an Ubiquitous alliance against all the
white races. England proving absolute
ly her faithlcssness as n Christian ma.
ton that Japan was ~honeycombing In
dia with sedition and flooding Ii with
spies while processing openly to bs
England's friend and ally.
That the only way to eounteract this
alliance was for Germany and America
to act together at an early date OF
America would. have To- fight the Japan.
csc In ten months.
That In the event OF n great war
England would lose many Of her large
colonies, especially those in the Pacific,
and that all he would take for Ger.
many would be Egypt. Though he would
llberate the holy land from the yoke
OF infidel, presumably meaning the Sui.
tan.
That the perfecting of the Zeppelin
dirigible balloon would give Germany
a powerful vantage ia war. and she
was ready To make use OF Il to the full.
est extent.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
SPARKS FROM THE WIRES.

g.. p. Engelhardt has returned to New
York from Guatemala with specimens ol
the stingless bee.
4. L. DE la Harra has been appointed
to succeed Enrique Greel as Mexican An.
bassador to Washington.
Thomas Mct;rati, a st. Louis electiou
Official, was sentenced 10 four years Ia
the Denitentiary for making false returns
The Rev. DR.. Myron w. Haynes. for.
merry OF Chicago, has resigned the pastor.
ate OF the Delnar Avenue Baptist church
in st. Louis. lie says enemies have
bounded him.
Col. William II. Ticker. husband Of the
daughter of Gen. John A. Logan. will
have 10 undergo an operation for Bright'a
disease. according 10 a statement issued
by his physician.
j. w. So!oinan. a Salt Lake City line.
man. narrowly escaped death when hs
fell from a pole among broken wires
charged with 1000 volts. lie picked hie
way through the deadly wires to safety.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

One OF the first tasks they set the
new curate, who was handicapped BY
youth and inexYerience was to investi-
gate the bona fides Of u widow wo-
nam who had applied to the church
for help. He departed ~nervonsly on
his errand and knocked. MS III luck
would have Ii, at the wrong door.
How long has your poor husband
been dead. my good womanf What
number of children have you? Are
any OF them workingg II SO. what
amount OF money are they earning al
together" were the questions he fired.
like shots from u revolver, at the slat-
ternly 0ma who answered his sum.
mons.
II presume ] am addressing Mrs
Harriet SMITH" he added. noticing
with alarm that she looked angry.
mo, you amt answered the woman
snappishly. "My name is Selma Jack
son, my BARNS go to school and my
husbands dom what is necessary TO a
plateful Of steak and onions ut this
very moment. Would you like to know
anything else? Where l was born :
When ! was baptized? At what age !
started courtin'? Perhaps" she con.
cluded sareastically. rolling her latter
ed sleeve up above the elbow. you'd
Ike to see my vaccination mark before
you CO.
But the bashful curate was already
n full fight-Liverpool Mercury.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
Registering His Kick.

The battle seemed to be going against
the pugilist with the wide smile and the
athletic chin.
Suddenly he stepped forward. between
rounds, and raised his hand to command
silence.
Il want to call the attention Of this
crowd" he shrieked, ito the factor I
believe it to be a fact-that my antagonis,
has more money than I've got. expec,
to win this fight. but if l don't win /,
i want to call this crowd to witness that
I lose it because the referee. the time.
keeper. all the attendants. including my
seconds and hackers, together with every.
body in this pavilion. gatekeepers and all,
have been shamefully and UNANIMOUSLY
Ebribed to beat me :"
Then came the call Of time. and with
q wild howl of despair he plunged inta
the fight ag~ain.-Chicago Tribune.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

The Increased use OF whixkey for
rheumatism Is causing considerable dis
cussion among the medical fraternity.
1t Is m almost infallible cure when
mixed with certain other ingredients
and taken properly. The following
formula Is effective: ITO one half pint
OF good whiskey add IN ounce OF Toris
Compound and one ounce OF Syrup sar-
saparIlla Compound. Take In table
spoonful doses before each meal and
before retiring"
Toris compound Is a product OF the
laboratories OF the Globe Pharmaecuti'
cal Co., Chicago, but 1t AS well as the
other ingredients can be had from any
good druggist.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

The readers OF this paper will be pleased
20 learn that there IL at least one drea ded
disease that science has been able to cure In
al itH stages. and that In Gatarrh. ttAlfs
.atarrn Cure IL the only positive cure noS
known to the medical fraternity. 1starrh
being q constitutional disease. requires .
constitutions treatment. Halls Gatarrh
Cure Ia taken internally, acting directly upon
me blood and mucous surfaces OF the xys.
TEN, thereby destroying the Foundation Ut
the disease, and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution aud assist.
ing nature In doing It's work. The proprie'
tors have so much faith Ia lie curative pow
ers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case thar IL falls TO cure. Send for list
OF testimonials.
Address: r. J. CHENEY 4 CO. Toledo, O.
Sold b. oil Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family pills for censtipation-
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

A noorwaiker In a department store
saw n man walking TO him. who said
my wife bought these underclotheS
here yesterday. Where can I change
them
The foorwaiker just said: You
will nave TO go home To do that. SIR
Judges Library.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
DOUBLE
800 ACRES
Instead Of
100 ACRES
FsS$as

As further inducenent to settlement of the
Wheat Raising lands OF Western Canada. the
Canadian Government has increased the area
that MAJ be taken by a homesteader to $40 acres
-1o0free and 100 to be purcha sed at So 90 per acre.
These lands are in the grain r aising area. where
mixed farming is also carried on with unqualified
success.
A railway will shortly be built to Hudson Bay.
bringing the worlds markets a thousand miles
nearer these wheat fields. where schools and
churches are convenient, climate excellent. rail-
ways close to all settlements and local markets
good.
II would toks time to essin,iIate the
revelations that a visit 20 the great en-.
Oivs bring to the North Of ne uafoIded at
epsry turn. '-Corrcspondence OF a National
Editor. who visited Western Canada in
August. 1865
Lands may also be purchased from Railway
and Land Companies ut Low PRICES AND
ON EASY TERMS. For pamphlets. maps and
Information as TO low Railway Rates Apply To
w. d. Scott, Superintendent OF immigration,
OTTAWA, Canada. or +. I. Holmes, 3i5 Jackson
St., s.: Paul. MINI. and J NJ. MacLachian. Box
no WATERFOWL, SO. Dakota. Authorized Govern
nent Agents.
Please say where yon saw this advertissment
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

Mile" said the soang a ~ hs
slipped the enga geInen, ring on her fin
thisT'
20. you Innocent :" exclaimed Miss Nil
lie. Why, Clarence. mamma knew ii sil
months before you did"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

Yes. it took me all of five Minutes TO
really get my ballot marked the way
wanted il. | never vote straight. anyhow.
I'm sure to always split my ticket"
II sec you're sure TO split your intini-
tives. too"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

Adam Zawfox-What'd you do IL you
had a million plunksf
Job Sturky-~Th' fust thing Id do
would be- 70 prescribe a Turkish bath FIR
you, IN If you didn't take it, by jings,
Id kill We.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
n Y.- A. Trtns sensitive

ANnat The si2e at year shoes. tfs n safsafaes
sfan tc knsss soa eaa @sar s5as}iwT ssSss. ~
sps takl!n< Altems Foot Eswe tmfa tss@t
Nhwu ruhi~Ts ~ ever sAsHwa bresfss~ ss@e@ss
sagy and sour shoes psasA, Afseas FA.at
ssmsa gives Easfsnt relief AJd EaNTY~ esez@.
@se. Sana pie FREE. AMsFvMs Alien 4, AsM
sled. La Roy. n. Y aasTpt ms sabxtsfsfs
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
MAerr IL rnfl..

..welf, what do yoa shsnk Of sntsecr
hasehsilg"
eut IL isn't a gs save, TN never develop
any natio~ai he~N@~"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

Club Man-What do you think Is the
matter with me. doc?
Physician twho runs an automobile)
Il should say that your carbureter II
getting too rich a mixture.-Haryard
Lampoon.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

Innrl~y-What have yoa done for the
party In sh,. eafavas=n. ~snyhowg
Mumsey-MoTe than ypsi have. I've
contributed a dstlar or two and made no
q campaign speeches.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

The largest town clock in the world ID
In the tower Of Glasgow university. The
hammer weighs l1 pounds. the pendu-
lum 800 pounds. and the whole clock
about n tor $50 hf
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
both Gs-s.~. w ro.x.

AlSy--But l weary yos,. Miss Cap~l
cufn Ina u great taiker.
Miss ~Capsicam-On the contrary. Mr..
Feathertop, You don't weary me at all.
and | Gad your small taik very divert
ing.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

i falfSro1a III .sAaans weighs on ~
average u.,sv roansis. or - saaea A. sas
horses.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
only o.s ..BRoMo auININE"

That is LAXATIVE BRoMo QrISINE. Look
for the signature of Y. w. GROVE. Used the
World over to Cure q Cold In One Day. &c.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for child
rem feething. softens the gums, reduces ia
ns ANIMATION. silays pain, cures wind collie
25c u bottle.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

PILm0 CURED IN = TO IL DAY
PAZO OINTMENT u guaranteed - curt any
case OF Itching. Biisd. Bleeding Or Protrud-
Ing Piles II y 10 IL days or moasy refunded
3Qe.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
aees sanrseas Ypoup,e.

sIbo 1s11StoS bbOwUJe.
"On whaf ground" asked the lawyer,
does your wife want . divorcey Incom-
patibilityy'
Something OF that sort. reckon"
answered the man. My income isn't
compatible with her ideas Of comfort"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

WE SELL Guns n TRAPS cuEAr
4 buy Fars Il Iii les. Write for cafaaag lfE
n. W Hide & FUR TO. Minnra pollA Allan
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04
HEALTH VERY POOR
RESTORED By PE-RU-NA.


Miss Sophia Kittiesen. Evanston. III.
writes
II have been troubled with catarrh
for nearly twenty-five years and have
tried many cures for il, but obtained
very little help.
Then my brother advised me to try
Peruna, and | did.
MY health was very poor at the time
] began taking Peruna. My throat was
very sore aud | had a bad cough.
"Peruna has cured me. The
chronic Cnfarrb is gone and my
health Is very much improved.
Il recommend Peruna to all my
friends who are troubled as | was"
PERUNA TABLETS:-Some. people
prefer tablets. rather than medicine in q
fluid form. Such people can obtain Peru
ma tablets. which represent the medici,
nal ingredients of Peruna. Each tablet
equals one average dose Of Peruna.
Man-a-lin the Ideal Laxative.
Ask your Druggist for q Free
Peruns Almanac for 1909.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-12-04

s. c. n. U. No. 4s-,sos.
New-York tribune., 1908-01-19
I ON TIE FIRST RUNG

HTrE. as has been SAID Vas . gooi
IL -po.iug fellow. any erift1ness which
NAV have shown III hI> face ii the,
Ia . ID, shifty life "a, now displaced BY
the keen looks of d 7leight Of hand master,
a-d --- superior smile of one "ho. having
cpr.--e-ef & strong preiI-po,ltIpn u way
7-a-5---= had developed into a respected
zl--r. r.re- # q respectable profession That
vas -.-E-teu II Dlcl1 soon after his redemp
toa 80 paths ot righteousness, straight
ways a- called ir-bv his admirable wife
Bett- md they Herc then known -
Non and Madame 'ourvatel, the
Tiza-l Nsnaers Of the Mag'c East
Be-. he vas handsome. expert. merry
and 8e--. h-7 aii in wizard works, was d,
Jolly d. she nas good looking. as sympathy
New-York tribune., 1908-01-19

seated in an easy chair. smiled IS he the ne"
visitors they were dressed with precise regard for
the fashion OF the hour; they were. he could see
for he knew them well, tremendously excited. but
preserved an outward canncss which only protes-
sional training could give There VAS Just a lttIe
evidence of polite interest shown by the other
callers in these handsome strangers 50 smartN
dressed and then 4 quiet drawing away from where
the banker sat. when It seen that he had pm
ytte business to talk with the newcomers.
Presently approached Mrs. Hall Hlth Hlle-E
elevation of brpWs asking instructions
The banker introduced his friend, Nh AMI Mrs
Courtney, and gave the instructions hIe vie MAS
asking. There viii be no desirable tram INTO town
until three O. clock. cannot YOU induce Mr. and MIS-
Courtney to take lunch with US
Betty felt herself stittcning with renewed excite
,nent and saw the color in Richard face deepen.
Here was the dream Of a fairy tale come true lunch
at the table of a lady OF undoubted sWelldom DICK
WAS looking to Betty for his cue. That WAS easy
to give unknown any but Dick She could inform
him before an intent audience without an audi
tor suspecting her cipher. that she held IN her
hand an old fashioned English. open faced. gold
watch with the initials y \. Z engraved pn II
In her most sympathy compelling tone she &C
cepted Mrs Halls lunch invitation. with 4 pretty
reserve as to turning their business visit into social
one. and her mur1nured words contained 4 CIPHER
which instructed Dick not to add a word, but to
look fattered Dick obeyed
How could they talk Of anything else that night
in their apartment; Not even the success OF their
New-York tribune., 1908-01-19

b,I,ne,, interview with the banker, in t,et ca
rniuation of A lltc's ambition, could crowd out d.
their minds the wonder of their lives OF wonders
they had Iunched at the table of a woman nationaIs
prominent in society and their fellow guests were
men and women who illuminated the brlghtesf
r,,rlgrarhs of the most brilliant society columns
Coupared To this achievement Dick famous act of
s,prn,ling Betty in mid air without visible means
Of support and her subsequent appearance carrying
i, her hands her own head which he restored u it
proper place. nothing.
What did that lady next to YOU sdy hrst,-hef
very first lvords2' asked Betty.
Her very words were answered Dick almost
reverentIv ''W What a ripping afternoon for golf
Betty considered these precious words TOR a time
III serious study but could make little OF thern
What did YOU say them She asked
Never sprung my yap at all. Dick eNPialnet
with pride Il wasn't quite wise. anyway, Tor 4
never saw golf. and that ripping was a ringer 90
me too So | lust gave her the eye like vas say
ing You are Johnny the spot there. lady, ans
let it 60 at that playing for general results. In.
little stunt worked like mice for she came bace
at me like had set up page ho!Ier. with, L SEE
that YOU would like to be out on the links too
Finding that | was a 60 with the first nlghteT. /
countered on her with the mug put on when lay
in the audience thinks he sees me paming his 1n$
While YOU are reading the name engraved on It.
You certainly worked the trick plenty good
commented Betty. for | could see that she framed
YOU up for a star gossip. But of course its the
dummies who can look like they were busy feeders
New-York tribune., 1908-01-19

iu..... .rt- had selected he-" bank oe-tu7e OF
t. ----sise -giItv and beauty OF those columns
a-5 less impressive -pIiiity oi the bank pre~l-
de- i-s9r IL polite society y woman may have
rea-.-. t0r keeping a bank account which man
sor. -.ser dream of
Ne- 81 wear or tsgo before this chapter Of their
E-. begins the opportunity to"ari "hI1l ali
Of B-rrys economies had tended Monsieur and
Hai4--e Courvatel disappeared from the stage and
i-1- Etr and knowledge of their ti'rln2 American
pa51.- and the title 10 "a handsome Harlem the.'ter
passed 70 the president of Becrye bank. held 10y
hin is- two of ne bank esteemed clients, Mr. and
d-s Richard Courtney. who were becoming rather
far1 1-atv known in the real estate market. Al
Il -al Betry's savings had been large. money had
l. ge borrowed 10 complete the theater purchase,
but Betty knew Hheu II IS wise To % into debt
D--Iug the time Of her saving ant investments
Sne had gained a point dear II her heart. she had
be- permitted to consult and transact business
Kit less person than the president OF the bank
lie had been amused a. first by her Shre"dnesa
but al grown TO have a serious respect tor II. 50
he politely agreed 10 her request To see her and
Kl-ls-d II his country place II the hnal settlement
o. tie theateT purchase. although he had not been
We enough - 10 the bank for several weeks.
I hus II Was that q fine une day Betty and
RICHARD rode up from the station III Banker Hall
9ltDmobile. and ascended 70 a veranda which
nere dozen or more ladies and gentlemen Word
lad passed round the ncighboring colony that his
opfor had ordered the banker % u Europe forth
fith. and there we're cali- Of adieus- The banker,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-07-10

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usII3snv us SUN QUA 'pusqsnu IsQ
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psxvl smoosq ssu uonn1RsuI sul Aou
pug psJs,us sAsQ uswoA usoIiswv
10 Lsqmnu s3IsI = sIusx Asy 1851 sua
NJ 'smsJ o, xlpIdsI SunIds eous1T
-xs .sIcsk xIs slI u ssu 'sssidus s1SI
sIu Is,Ju psmsu pue udSsof sIous1f
IoIsdmI 10 sSsuoI1sd IgIosdss sVl
Ispun unI 'smou sIuL 'pIIoA sua ~
GuA uAo IIoul sHsW o. psoioJ u5uoA
o, liz qSIu pus oIsnm uI uolaonIasuI
sAIS o. 81 ssodInd ssouA 'suusA 10
suoq q,squzIIa ssaIdma su} 10 @uspI
-ssId 81 sssuoIsq sqL 'YIoA slqrlIIsuo
SuISpnls 10 ssodInd sVl Ioy GI1unoo
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Gq,IssA . .IsqsSzIss sIIsK sssuoIsa
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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-07-10
ROCKY FORD, COLORADO FRIDAY, JULY 10, 1908.

them up has been at premium. The
common and legal bank rate of inter-
est is from to 8 per cent. There
are thousand enterprises ready to
return large dividends but untouch-
ed because of lack of capital.
The retired business man or woman
of means, seeking a home, where
climate and environment are the
most nearly perfect-a place of sun
shine and dry, bracing, invigorating
air-fnd in Colorado the ideal land.
The people of Colorado. on the
farms, and in Denver and in the
average town are Americans. The
best families of America-from
North to South-will be found repre-
sented.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-07-10
Nature Recovering Its Own.

Il was orce the common practice OF
tourists to shoot birds and alligators
from the decks Of steamboats, on Flor
Ida rivers and lakes. This abominable.
because cruel and useless, warfare was
waged until the supply Of victims for
the brutality was nearly exhausted.
The development Of the Florida rail-.
way system. by which the tide OF
travel has been directed from the
water courses. has had a direct and
marked effect on the wild life OF the
country. Instead Of the leisurely prog
ress by water craft. tourists are now
whirled through the country by rail.
and the bloodthirsty contingent has no
opportunity to deal out death at every
turn. The waters and the shores are
once again becoming populated with
birds Of plume and even the alligator
IL coming again into peaceful posses.
sion Of his mudbank.-Forest and
Stream.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-07-10
pat's oevveNlna
loekina Forward.

Leading Lady-whsre's my salary?
Theatrical Manager-I'm vsry sorry.
out brsiness has been bad this week
and the ghost II unable to walk.
Leading Lady-well. ! must have
ny money. or III quit.
Theatrical ManasSr-Doa't worry:
veil have all kinds Of money 'nsxt
sesk. We play In . section Of the
country where We are not known.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-07-10
Strenuous Life.

Tom-"There goes Q man who looks
as II he had loved and lost"
Jack-''Well. he was once In love
all right. ard he both won and lost.
Tom-"why. how's, that?"
Jack-"He won the girl. but since
their marriage he has lost abous
twenty. Ave pounds hustling for SUI
Rcjent coin to liquidate her bills.