The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-07-09
Cbistles.

Yrs. a.A'nm ever isFpc i raiHt
Ths,e i polhing that 40 3easoys
uRs's pride ~ Ownership o. sbe early
morning call frga ibe ls1 collector
What's ,hs maiief siib she hsft'sff
Iis's ycaloasi What sboass' The boss
iasi POT ia another talking asehiue'
Ill may be true lbsl money iaiks.
hui Il Is - frequently light ihst ~
convenAiion u hardly worth repeating
That roaug oaierr u ias signal
service has gone 10 take "a expcrnen.
iAl irip II balloon. Wsslf And bis
wife ~ sll 0p IN The aif about i.
Tlsfs j. nothing 20 wonderful bai
ital 4 nigh, ht more 80. Niagara, for
INSTANCE. would be tsF more marvellous
Il the water flowed The other way.
siabb II pays 10 know tall girls.
pcnn--ln shat wsyf siabb-Why,
mes one during shower the other day
and walked home nuder BIER bis bal.
GLADYS Whist Do yoa consider The
most aggrAyAling thing tia, can hap
pee 10 girli Alice, To have ibe hani
meek break just Al the moment she has
proposed 10 likely young man
Milliner Really. Miss passay, the
white feather on your bas makes you
look q, least FIVE years younger. Miss
passAy Well. you may er-er put n
couple more white feathers on II.
Teaohor--Johnny. what IL nm aero
nAuif Johnny lwho had experienced
--Au aeronaui is 4 man who goes np
Ia balloon, gives you hook, throws
sand on you, aud then leaves you up
ia 4 tree.
a siAtis,iciAn has discovered that
hutomobiling is di.lraeting young men
from marriage. Why shouldn't ~ a
msn who owns an automobile has tron'
bile enough without thinking Of getting
married.
--Neil--Yes, the count is very atten-
tive 10 her. She admired some roses
she saw In florists window they were
passing Yesterday, so be bad some sent
up 10 her. Bell--Iow thoughtful!
Nell Yes; c. o, d.
Tom When are you going to wed
your pretty fAnee' Dick tgioomiyj -
Indeed | do not know Tom-But the
report is gaining currency. Dick
Yes, but am not gaining currency.
That is just the trouble.
Bhcon--l see il is said that man
j. regarded as Of greatest value to his
country al the age Of "A. Egbcrt And
vel that is about the time Of his life
that be goes about with hank ofsome
girls hair in his watch ease
So Shadiboy is in trouble againf
Yes; bit Of card scandal told
him no, to play unless he could afford
to lose. He must have got your advice
mixed and decided he couldn't afford
TO play unless he didn't lose
Yes, remarked Mrs. Malaprop-
Pariington. we had a lovely time in
Venice. There are no cabs there, you
know, because the streets are all full
of water. One hires chandelier and
be rows you about III a iongola.
1--we just been osee the Ciarlicks,
said Mrs. Lapsling, laying aside her
wraps. They're all well except Mr..
Garlick. He's got an awfully bad
knee. As near as can make out from
what the doctor says the poor man is
threatened with diagnosis Of the bone.
--Tess--Yes, Mr Galley, made his
first call last evening, and told him
right OF that wouldn't tolerate any
kissing or hugging. joss My, did he
Try 80 earlyf Tess--No, but he said he
said he bad been calling on you lately.
-Winkle-See that little woman in
black over theref III bet there are
more men crazy about that women than
any woman in town. Hnkle What
makes you think sol Wrinkle Well,
she's the matron out at the insane
asylum.
The Friend Do you think she viii
keep her engagement a secref The
Envious one--Well, | should say not
The Friend Well. she received the
gold band last night. The Envious
One--lndeedl Well. il is a wonder she
don't hire brass band 10 announce il
today.
Desc automobiles are nuisance,
growled Dusty Dennis as he frowned
at a passing touring car. What's de
matter, pard' asked Gritty George.
One Of dem run you downf No, but
last night dcy put me IN a cell wild a
chauffeur, and couldn't sleep for dc
smell OF gasoline.
--Ah wish ter announce befoh dc
c0lle,shun am taken up, said Pqrson
SNOWFALL. dat All has totally GONZALES
Gated from de cold dat All had las
week. Derfoh bit will not be neees'
,ary fob DC oongregashum Ter put no
mob cough lozengahs IN dc contribus.
hun box dis mAwnin'.
Hi Higgins How much cabbages
today, Ezraf storekeepertof Watson
Corners) Five cents the head. Iii
Higgins The hesd' S.orckeepcr lhot-
iyD--Ycs, the head. gol darn IL II
wAntcr inierduce modern methods in
my business, iIl do it, b'gosh, lei the
sickiy sarcasm fall where il will
II don't believe you know much
about farming, said the paironizing
man who had just settled in the neigh
borhood. No, answered Mr. coruios-
eel; | kind o think don't myself. A
man that knew much about farming
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