The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-02
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DRIFT OOD The fleet has sailed from Manila Gin a wabbly course as usuaEf When you hear of man who has wife In their married lives you can put it down that he is deal ana dumb. + Every man may have his price but man can reduce it considerably in the way of making him feel cheap,
 + + .. Toung EmpeESo.r S. Pg yi of chisa E.y,. 1, q mollycoddIe this young Emperor will become.
 And now nothing is left but turkey bones and memory" says The York How about the doctors bills occa. si0nsd by over-eaLingf
 4 thief tn New York stole an alarm clock fhe other night and now hell have to take time to do time for takins The Castslane-dsSagan Gould light. ninK change marriage trio act scent to De as much q case of ''oh again, on ssaln." as the underwear propesitieE
 es' .f .t.s
 A woman may be too sick to sec anyone on; earth. but if the dressmalker she'll suddenly get better and get up and try 1t on.
 Sure. I'll be the goat" says the tar When the National Association of UndertAkers meets In town the peo- pie begin to get good all at once. for John Fox. Jr. the Kentucky novelist. Is soon to marry Eritzi scheff, the s4e Tsat he is aoihE-its @ ' his 'Gaa fasrai rs~' I shot an arrow into the air. ..--.- If 1t fell to earth, don't kn0w where. The chances are as 1t sped towards the It landed in somebody's private bal.
 loon.
 Hisgen's campaign fund. A big price to pay for two or three votes.
 & + F As a name for 2 womaR's club we Club as fhat is what many of them discuss.
 Our forefathers who framed the Con-
  portance once. but they are simply. not in it with the dressmakers who frame our stylish women of today
 There were s,se2,6so cords of wood used In the United States in the manu- r facture of paper pfup last year; new the first bona nds subscriber figuring cords consumed by William AiSorafl- dolph Hearst in exploiting the Inde- pendence party, We will give a Christ mas present. 1e- J You seldom see a persen who is not bugs about some fool hobby.
 One thing that will make a girl madder than anything else when young men are present Is for her sweet gIrl friend l20 to make the remark to her: "oh. honey. your nose is awful red."t When 8 man marries he doesn't want to wed a wax doll but a few months after the knot is tied and her jaw begins to Timber up. he often. wishes he had. -f Tack Is green with envy"
 Green with envy of waom." "of Fred--Fred has a green hat"
 Apple Cider Time. Apple eider time-oh. the apple cider When the autumn paints bright colors
 and the heart Is full O. rhyme. When Jack Frost leaves his kiss upon
 the ledge and window pane And old Bob White is Wh htBtfin' of his
 plaintiYe old refrain. A. l can hear the apples erunching in the |.
 eogs, a mellow sound& 4 The press with rye straw mingled and
 the red pulp on the ground. The leaning tub of juice with coun-
 try boys and girls anigh A sippin' at the elder. testin' of 1t es' Oh. the apple cider time. oh. the apple
 cider time, -.- --A When a Geller can be happy when he
 hasn't got a dime. Oh the pretty sweethearts roamin'
 with you down to the ole mill While you're swingin' to her hand.
 your heart a bsatin' 1t to kill Oh. take me back and let me be
 country lad once more, With a head uncombed and fraZzled.
 an a toe forever sore. Oh. take me back and let me kneeI
 again at mothers knee. With her sweet face there a-Bmilln, on
 me in its purity.
 Take me back. oh time to listen to the
 old mills runie rhyme, Tn the days when I was happy in the
 Apple Cider Time.
 4 Swiss. by careful calculation de clares he has taken 9.76o. .O0b steps du- ring one year. Ten to one he Is married man and has to walk the baby in the niEht.--Montg gomerY Advertiser. Oh. he copld be a bill collector just