The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-08-06
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h sny hra eiar ash market.
MycT 1msn tells mr he uAs bid
- by tocapa,is last week and relieved
II go and tis wslch. GYcr-- liuh' 10
neser aiiade u sach A. Occurrences a.
stelssi.
Mfs Jones - on Seem 70 have ian
pl.ci confidence ID your husband. Mrs.
smith az course have he never
laus pale wben I tcll him be talked IN
his sleep
do 700 knov that yoar chickens
eame oscg iaio ny gsnlenf thought
ihey must h. doing that Why did you
ihipk vol Because they never come
back.
First Leap Year Child propose
u coald iind a man ! thought ! could
not live without. Second Leap Year
CHI Hui, I'd be satisfied with a nian
iboagbi coald live sith.
Little gih. are yon sure the milk
you get at Your house Is pure and
tleauf Yes'm. We eel Il from the
country. II comes from the incest
wbils Cow you ever sas
All, my lose. sighed the ardent
lover. Il sou only knew bow beautiful
you are. You mnsu'l speak of il, pro
tested The modest girl ! don't want
70 know. Why nolf Because, she
said. ii would make me too oonceited.
Husband But why did you dis
miss tbs cook this morning when the
Higgsea are coming 10 dinner tonighti
Wife Because al liza. N. we had only
exactly enough dishes left 10 set the
table
Mrs Noseigb Jane, you haven't
washed The front windows IN over
week. Jane Nom. didn't think il
necessary since the neighbors aelos
The street moved away.
Look here, Lucy, exclaimed Mr..
Ilariapplc, this Is no time 10 be prac-
lieing on thc piano, It's time 10 pre-
pare dinner Bat. pa, am interested
10 scales, pouted Lucy as she pounded
ihc keys. Interested ia scales, ehf
Wen. I've task for you. Go down ID
the kitchen aud help your ma scale
iish.
He had three daughters. One mar
ricd French chauffeur ! see, Quite
romantic. The second married an In
dian, descendant 81 chieftain
seel Quite aboriginal But the third
married plain American business
man. llml Merely eeeen-
ile, J should say
Mrs. u.s. patience was much tried
by servant who had the habit Of
standing around with her mouth open.
one day rs The mnid waited upon the
table her mouth was open, as usual,
and her mistress said Mary, your
mouth Is open in@um, replied Mary;
opened a.
Mrs. Stub (repooyingly) John,
think you show disregard for Ell.
quciie by appearing IN your shirt
sleeves. Mr.. stubb-B Bother etiqnette'
I'm thinking about comfort. Mrs.
Siubb- Well, Mr. Brown Is man Of
culture. You don't see him appearing
IN his shirt sleeves. Mr.. Stnbb- Well.
gnoss not Browns wife makes his
shirts
Ascum Say. old man, what did
your wife say 10 You when You got in
last night Wronnds Oh, are you just
starting on your two weeks yacaiionf
Aycum Yes, Wbyi Wrounds Then
y6n won't have time io listen ! cant
talk ~ fast as she did.
Have yon ever kissed girl be-
fores she asked. Why do yon put that
question 10 met be replied, only
wished 10 know whether il was lack Of
experience or natural awkwanlnes
that inside you so about il in such =
ridiculous way.
Yes, SAID the suburban citizen, II
i very pretty quarrel as il stands.
No bard words, hope. None what
ever Ny folks are trying 10 play the
piano late enough every night TO make
ihr Lawn mower artists next door over
seep themselves naxt morning.
Say, why didn't yon tell me that
your father had sore throat and
couldn't spcake don't see what diff
ference that could make, You don't'
Why. il enabled him 10 concentrate all
his energy IN his feet.
---An Ohio Lawyer tells 81 q client Of
his. German farmer. hardworking,
plain, blnnt man. who lost bis wife mol
long ago. The lawyer bad sought him
'shit 10 express his sympathy, bn, 10 his
consideration the Tenion iaconically
observed; But ! ain again married.
You don't tell mel exclaimed the legal
night, Why, II has been hnl week or
IiAo since you barred your wifel Dots
10. my frent, but she j. as dead a.
cNnF she viii be,