The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-11
DRIFTW WOOD
 
Don't forket the Vets.

Don't forEet tn. Vets.
 Remember we are the "cradie os the
 To think that the Georgia gubernatorial race is over and the earth stili rotates
 While serving sentence in a Massachu- ton for which he has bsen offered @ H s1oo coo Draw your own moral
 man from drowning refused to speak to him because they had not been introduced. Oh. splashi
 There are lots and lots of people who on on the S sio soId coins or not not "'''0 sun
 New York has got rid of one of its Col Frank Adams wili not get too chssty
 Teddy is not thinking so much about. the c. O., P. elephant as he ifs the African terests middle-aged min is the one that enables him to point with pride"
 Edison says four hours sleep is enough When % svSUpoi yoUp Wife % talks in her sieepsnd you are luck to get thatA
 Why does an old maid keep a cat7
 Send in your answers to this department and wen print the best ones. shs rsmalss sInsie ai her innf fe Msn are positively afraid of her.
 It is natural to. marry a woman for her pretty figure-but, the pretty figure isn't necessarily natural.
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 While standing gazing at pretty woman's expensive aress | man was killed up East whether a shock at the thought of the price caused his sudden death or not
 When it comes to getting down to the bottom of things what's the matter with the small boy in his mama's preservssf
 It takes all kinds of people to make world, including the fat man who stops . and m shs % to walk almost off the curbing to pass him.
 The luscious watermelon win soon he in our midst--though we also hope to also have 1t elsewhere.
 "Dreyfus Shot in the Pantheon" says a headline. Our office boy read it "shot in the Pants"
 Fashion note: The girls at the seeshOre this summer will wear sweet smile as formerly.
 A preacher says the peek -boo waist s,d, Is and comfortable to be any of his work. ss s: SsS ss learn to cooki
 range nn -G Isn't nn nowhere & in it with the lass who studies the cooking-range.
 What has become of the. old-fashioned fellow who wore white home-knit socksf
 It's one of the vicissitudes of life to grad a country store and shovel lard and sugar.
 A landslide in Montana has stalled nine trains This isn't the only variety of land slide the railroads may suffer.
 And after all Governor Hoke smith did for the prohibition cause in Georgia to be sSEed S uSMh foT re.siectioni M % Georgia is an un- ] grateful state .---Indianapclis Star. and a't thiTsts thafs as parchsd throat is apt to render one peevish' when you come in at ? am. and your wife demands an. explanation. and threatens to get dvores sna SST are nd te ro s going round and round. and you are trying to Ro to bed on the hat-rack and you fall on the cat and the baby yellS and your wife screams and the neighbors run in and a policeman comes up, and you pick up 1t over your mother in-law's head and H. nally crawl off to sleep in the bath-tub aren't you ashamed of yourselff June. A tangle O bloom And a wranRle O tune That's Junei And the brook flowing on In it's mystical rune That's Junel And miles O sweet meadow. And clover and bees And zephyrs a-whispering love to the trees Oh. no time O year there such days these That's Junei
 Sweethearts and iove-words and Mushy and gush--- That's Junel Iowey loves dovey and kisses and elush-- That's Junei Nights white with moonlight and Dank with perfume Where roses and pinks and sweet Jessamine bloom And the mocking- birds sings off all Vestige of gloom That's JuncI