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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
I'm CHEHALIS COUNTY
Happenings in ALL PARTS Of
The COUNTY.
Stems of Interest From all SECTIONS
rot ChehaliS County, Gathered by
Aberdeen Herald Correspondents
and Cleaned EFrOm Our County
SwExGn1ngeS.
MONTESANO.

J. B. Kesterson returned from his
Oregon trip Wednesday.
Il. g. billiard came over from the
MorSh River country Tuesday.
Mr. t. L. Durkin, spent Wednesday
at the home of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. J S. Law.
Mrs. Rosie Sewol and son, Sammie,
spent Tuesday night at Aberdeen with
her sister, Mrs. Levy.
Early next month William Geissler
and vile will leave for Tempe, Arizo-
na. where they will spend the winter
with their daughter, Mrs. Phillips.
Fred Comtois, solo cornet player of
the Montesano City Band, and leader
g)f the orchestra, has severed his con-
nection with musical pursuits in Mon
Isesano.
The ladies' of the Auxiliary to the
Order Eastern Star were entertained
by Mrs. r. G. Trask last Tuesday af-
1ernoon, and very pleasant time
was had.
Married, at the Methodist parsonage
in Montesano, on October 26, 1905, by
Rev. A. J. Joslyn, pastor of the M. E.
-, church, Mr.. Alfred Evenson and Miss
,Lottie Warwick, both of Hoquiam.
The parties will make their home in
Aberdeen.
Mrs. julius Efteland and daughter,
Doris, of Aberdeen, visited the form
er's mother, Mrs. Florence Medcalf,
and sister, Mrs. o. Goodell, in Monte
sano Tuesday. Mrs. Goodell has been
visiting her mother, Mrs. Medcalf, for
tie past month, but left for her home at
Moses Lake, Douglas county, Wed.
nesday.
The following marriage licenses
were issued during the past week:
William Hassing, Edith Hedmad; H.
H. Tompkins, Mayce H. Dennis; E.
w. Spidel, Anna Mae Davis; Geo. l..
James, Minnie M. Colwell; James j.
Jensen, Mrs. Mary Martin; John L.
Karvonen, Hulda G.. Roklund; Alfred
Evenson, Lottie Warwick; David De-
pew, Norway Priest; Rudolph G..
Runde, Mrs. Mary A. Bragg.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
OAKVuLE.

Lawrence Fry shot large black
bear Tuesday.
LATE Medley and Chas. Van Vleet,
of Garrard Creek, went to Olympia
Wednesday.
Frank Heck went to Cedarville
Wednesday to visit Ross Rasmussen,
who Is ill at his home at that place.
Baldwin & Porter's camp was shut
down last week on account of repairs
being made to their donkey engine.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. E. Howey have set
up housekeeping in cottage near
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Things Theatrical.

Maxine Elliott's new play, by Clyde
Fitch, Is called 1.-THE Social Guide"
Grace Van Studdiford's new opera is
to have the dainty name of 1.-THE Gold
en- Butterfly"
Edgar Selwyn has written a play.
Father and Son." which the Schu-
berts will produce.
Julia Sanderson has been engaged by
Charles Frohman for a production
which he is to make in London.
Thomas E. Shea Is to play a season
of twenty weeks in vaudeville. His
vehicle will be a condensed version Of
1.-THE Bells"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
HOQUIAM.

Mrs. Macash fell down stairs at her
homo friday evening and suffered a
fracture of the collar and shoulder
bores.
r Mrs. G. III. Wise returned home Fri
day evening from Seattle, where she
had been visiting with friends for a
few days.
Fred Thurber has been awarded a
contract to carry mail from Hoquiam
to Westport, Ocosta and Markham for
one month.
Geo. Palmer, assistant cashier at
the Lumberman's bank, sailed on the
steamer Stetson Friday for San Fran
cisco, for brief holiday.
A still alarm of fire was turned in to
headquarters Wednesday night as the
result of blaze in Wilson & Quimby's
store on I street. The fire was the re-
suit of an overheated stove and was
observed by passersby. sxA
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Heart toH Heart
Talks.
WHAT DOES YOUR CHILD READ
By EDWIN A. NYE.



A Pennsylvania youth, having fed his
Imagination on dime novels, had turn.
ed holdup man.
The "car bandits" mere lads Of Chi
cago, who shot policemen and made a
reign of terror, ending their career at
the gallows, confessed they got their
cue for outlawry from yellow backed
novels.
Note the law Of assimilation.
The law is this: One is assimilated-
changed, transformed-into the likeness
Of that which he loves and admires.
II the boy admires the desperate he
will want to be like him.
Therefore the danger in the book that
makes hero Of bad man. The boy
will be warped into the likeness Of a
bad man.
There is plenty Of this literature,
more's the pity, which puts a Jesse
James or Frank Tracy up on pedes-
tai of success for worship.
Watch the books your boy reads.
And by the same token
Look into the books read by your girl
The heroine of your girls book will
influence her Imagination. Her ideals,
like the ideals Of the boy. will trans
form her.
Many of the current novels rg4l by
girls and catalogued as harrnles$ are
not only trashy. but dangerous. Be-
cause they are not true to life. They
give distorted views Of the real world.
The girl gets false ideals. Her fancy
is filed with diseased imaginings. She
Is thus mentally untitled. She is lay
ing up for herself discomfort and I'M
happiness. because her life will not
come up to her ideals.
Good fiction has its place.
Watch over the child's ideals.
Do you remember Hawthorne's story
Of 1.-THE Great Stone Facer'
Legend said: Some day a great and
good man would come and stand by
the noble stone face IN the mountain.
and his face would be like the stone
face. A boy looked every day for
years on the stone face. He admired
the face. lie learned to love It. One
day, grown to manhood, he stood by
the stone face, and. 10, every one saw
that hts face had been changed into the
likeness Of the stone! His face had
been transformed into the close resem.
blance Of the face that he admired.
Which IL a true fable of the power
Of an ideal. But
Suppose the stone face had been an
evil face. q hideous and a cr,,el face!
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
"THE n,kADO"
Produced by the Schubert uub at
the Grand Next WedeSdav Njsi,f.

"The Mikado," Gilbert & Sullivan's
sprlghtliest and most tuneful opera,
will be produced by local talent at the
Grand theater OIL Wednesday evening,
for the benefit of the Schubert Club.
Some sixty people will be engaged
in the production, including mosu of
our local favorites, and some new
ones who are said to be exceptionally
good. The leading roles will be sung
by Mrs. K. P. Brown, Mrs. T. L.
Douglas, Miss Bernice Hutton. Miss
Goldie Redinger, and Messrs. G. G.
Quacknnbush, Angus McPhaden, AL
win L. johnson, H. G. Dunlop and DR..
o. r. Austin. There is all ADEQUATE
chorus, said to be the best singing or
anlzation ever gotten together here.
The stage is under the direction of
Mrs. Nell j. Barry-Taylor, and Mr.. J.
F, Richards has charge of the music.
The libretto of the opera has been
entirely revised and brought to date,
and some of the local hits are very
funny. The costuming scheme is a
riot OF color, and the scenic equipment
Will be in accordance with the atmo-
sphere of the play.
The entire proceeds will be used to
wipe out the deficit in the treasury of
the Club, which organization ran awav
behind last year, and it's debts have
since been carried by few individu-
ais. "The Mikado" is different from
anything the club has ever done, but
the same high standard of excellence
and attention to detail will be observed
In the production. Prices are on the
popular scale.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Political Pointers.

The American national game Is sup
posed to be either baseball or poker
But it Is neither.-Los Angeles Times.
The difficulty about spellbinder Is
that a hypnotic state cannot be made
to last clear up to voting time.-Wash-
ington Star.
A dishonest election judge Is neither
a Democrat nor Republican, but
criminal who ought to be punished
st. Louis Globe Democrat
A vote for c. W. Arland is q vote
to anchor the court house at Mon.
tesano. "a.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Easily Pleased.

If you wish to make Il Baganda per-
fectly happy, all you need to do is to
say, "Way wally," which means a sort
Of supremacy earnest "Well done
The moment this talismanic expression
has left your lips the native to whom
it is addressed will probably fall on his
knees, and, clasping his two hands to-
gether, will sway them from side to
side as If he were playing concertina,
while all the time his face beams with
most benignant and compulsive
smile, and he purrs 40, 40, 40"
rs much as to say, my cup Of Joy is
overlooking" - Winston Churchill In
Strand Magazine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
ELMA.

w. A. Combes transacted business
in Tacoma Thursday.
The Ladies' Aid of the Methodist
church are planning a Thanksgiving
dinner.
Boyd Lewis and wife. of Raymond,
arrived in Elma Thursday for a visit
with friends and relatives.
Miss Rose Taylor was called to Ia
coma Wednesday by the serious ill
ness of Mrs. G. A. Mcdonald.
The home of Ralph Beckwith, on
his farm southwest of this city, was
destroyed by fire one day last week.
T. L. Fenlon and family were pas
sengers to Hoquiam first of the week,
where they will take charge of the
Hotel Glenwood.
Mrs. Stanton Price returned Tues
day to her home in Oakville after
few days. visit at the home of her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. L. A. Werts.
Mrs. Geo. Crisp, who has been visit
ing at the home of Mrs. G.. K. Craig,
left last week for her home at Coun-
Gil Bluffs, Iowa. She was accompan-
led by Mrs. w. r. Campbell.
j. H. Brewer and wife, of Elma,
and Mrs. E. R. Sherwood, of Satsop,
went to Olympia Thursday to attend
birthday party given in honor of the
eighty-eighth anniversary of the birth
of Mrs. Brewers mother, Mrs. NJ. r.
Sparks.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

Dr. Laura A. c. Hughes, formerly
president Of the Spanish merican War
Nurses and now head Of the Boston
Society Of Red Cross Nurses, has an
Eounced her intention of retiring to a
convent.
Mrs. Durham Of Offenham, England.
who Is ninety-nine, was recently con-
frmed in her cottage by the bishop Of
Worcester. She told him she had been
SO busy all her life that she had not
time to be confirmed before.
Mrs. William Jennings Bryan was
the only child Of John Baird Of Scotch
Irish ancestry, man Of fine literary
tastes and devout religious tempera-
ment. On the maternal side Mrs. Bry-
an comes Of English stock. Her moth
er's father was Colonel Darius Dexter
Of jamestown, N. Y.
A clubwoman who is considered an
authority on archaeology is Mrs. Nor.
ton Worthan Sloan Of West Virginia.
Mrs. Sloan Is a native Of Richmond,
Va, but at present lives in Hunting
ton. w. Va, where she has been presi-
dent Of club for ten years. She is
ALSO president Of the West Virginia
State federation.
Mrs. Lucinda Hinsdale Stone is the
first woman to have her portrait hung
In the Michigan state capitol. Besides
being a pioneer in the woman's club
movement In the west, 1t Is said that
to Mrs. Stones efforts more than to
any other one cause was due the OPEN
Ing Of the University Of Michigan to
women students.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Colds and Group in Children.

My little girl is subject to colds"
says Mrs. VIM. H. Serig, No. Al.
First ST., Wheeling. w. Va, Last
winter she had a severe spell and a
terrible cough but cured her with
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy with
out the aid of doctor. and my lit
tie boy has been prevented many
times from having the Group by the
timely use of this syrup. This rem
edy Is for sale by Evans Drug On
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Fruitful Comparison.

'"That girl is a peach" enthusiastic
ally remarked spectator. -.
eyes," said another. land she is the
apple of her fathers eye"
"She and young Binks would make
fine pair" suggested third.
But" objected another In the group.
"a fellow like Binks would find her
something Of lemon in the garden Of
love-"
The cynical bystander who had been
listening butted in at this point.
II don't know the young lady" he
said dryly, "but she seems to be very
fruitful in her resources" -Baltimore
American.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Tales of Cities.

Including the immediate suburbs,
Glasgow now has population slightly
exceeding million.
Biologists say that New York city Is
as unlikely to be disturbed by an earth
quake as any place on the globe.
The town of Granite. Okla. has asked
that the penitentiary be located there
on the ground that there are enough
quarries nearby to keep convlcts en-
ployed 10000 years.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02

Sprains, swellings and lameness.
are promptly relieved by Chamber.
lain's Pain Balm. This liniment re-
duces inflammation and soreness 20
that sprain may be cured In about
one-third the time required by the
usual treatment. For sale by Evans
Drug Company,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02

the single mill, where they will be
pleased to receive their friends.
Mrs. J. o. Van Wrinkle entertained
about forty lady friends at her resi-
dence Tuesday afternoon, the event
being an "Autumn Shower" given in
honor of Miss Faith Burch.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
A Person to Be Avoided.

"Palanquin is certainly q man to
avoid. People have told me stories
about him which are not edifying"
Really? You do well to tell me. for
1 need not now give him back the mon
ey he loaned me."-Paris Figaro.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
A Check Book.

Mems lives should be open books.
So their good wives expect.
And they seem to think each page
Should represent a check.
Chicago News
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Overdue.

Advised to try the barefoot cure
By doctors one and all. he tried.
"'Tis shoesless!" he exclaimed at length,
And then. perchance for shame. he died.
Puck.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Mada Good With Wine

Made Good With Wind.
"He announced that he would make a
whirlwind campaign"
"Well, he did do great deal Of blow
ing."-Kansas City Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Thu Touoh Bluff.

Hes would be bruiser, isn't he?"
"No; just a would appear bruiser."--
Kansas City Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
A Spacious Statement.

HE said he had lots Of luck fishing"
HE did. but it was all bad."-Hous-
ton Post.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-02
Not That Kind,

There's magic in her faintest touch.
But I can't understand
When she declines to marry me
Charm n her slight Of hand
-0AltlmoPu Amee3cAn
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-16
THE RAILROAD CASE.

Attorney General McCue some time
ago brought actions to test the mile
age book law and the coal rate law
passed by the last session of the leg.
islature, and the mileage book law is
in the hands of the supreme court for
a determination under authorities
which have been submitted bearing
upon the legal phases of the question
and the right of the state to enact
such legislation.
With the coal rate cases, there must
be testimony taken bearing upon the
reasonableness of the rate, which must
be established before an order can be
obtained in the premises. Arrange
ments have been made and an agree
ment reached for the taking of this
testimony, which will be submitted to
the court at the earliest possible time,
and decision reached.
The matter Of obtaining the best
possible rates for the transportation OF
Ignite coal is one of Importance, not
only to the people of the state, but to
those interested in the development OF
the Ignite coal business in the state,
Rates which would place Ignite coal
on sale in the eastern part of the state
at price not much higher than that
in the western part of the state, would
be important both to miner and con-
sumer. AT the same time, rate can
not be fixed or enforced that does not
return to the railroad companies a
reasonable sum for it's transportation
such a sum as will return them a
fair profit on the business. It is to
establish whether Or not the rates
fixed by the legislature are reason
able that it is necessary to take testi-
mony. The matter of the cost Of
transportation Of Ignite, the cost of
railroad building and equipment, and
a number of matters of business and
financial detail will enter into the
case, and it is not one that can be
hastily or quickly decided, either in
the taking of testimony or the adjudi-
cation of the court.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-16
Decadence Of the Jim River.

The James river in North Dakota
ds said to be the longest unnavigable
river in the country, but it is rapidly
drying up Here is what the
Jamestown Alert says about it: The
small amount of water in the Jim riv-
er, as shown fro mthe Main street
bridge this spring, shows that historic
stream to be in decadent state.
Formerly the water at this time of the
year extended from bank to bank, and
a small fleet of rowboats and gasoline
launches piled up and down the
crooked stream. Now but small
and Insignificant flow is found scarce
ly deep enough to conceal the location
of old tin cans, brick, rocks and ref
use thrown into the stream. There is
more water now in the Pipestone
than in the Jim.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-16

readers may know where the next
United States senator stands on the
big questions of the hour.
The business men of Ashley have
organized Commercial club by
electing H. A. Bruenn, president; R..
R. Hedtke, vice president; Jacob Erie
sen, secretary, and ]. D. Lammle,
treasurer. a-
We have been taught to look to
Valley City for object lessons in civic
pride, and here is the Times-Record
declaring that the streets are in dis
graceful condition, and no efforts to
clean them.
By the destruction of the big barns
of the North Dakota Land and Grain
Co. at Rolla SO head of horses, 2 COWS,
AZ harnesses, 1000 bushels of oats and
other things burned to the extent OF
$40 1000.
The Minot Reporter shows how the
insurgents have discredited their
cause by crying harmony after they
made a failure Of setting themselves
up as self-constituted bosses and des-
potic rulers.
The Devils Lake Journal calls at.
tention to the fact that Alphabet An.
derson of Starkweather went to Val
ley City to be indorsed for railroad
commissioner, but was given the icy
stare by the insurgents.
There were so many proceedings at
the Rolette county republican conven.
ton -or conventions, rather - the
Rolla Star publishes them in links,
like bologna sausages insurgent this
week, stalwart next week.
~
A Grand Forks report says: Mr..
and Mrs. William Bulge have arrived
home from Minneapolis, where Mrs.
Bulge has been receiving treatment
at one of the city hospitals for the
past several days. She returns much
improved in health.
Pewee having complained of the
filthy condition of the streets in Val
ley City, and having urged that some
one get busy, the Patriot suggests
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-16

What canting hypocrites some OF
us newspaper men are anyhow. For
several years many opposed Mckenzie
because, as they declared, Mckenzie
did Jim Hills bidding, and now they
say that JIM Hill would be all right
if he would only shake Mckenzie,
Their is just a bare possibility that VIZ
newspaper men may be little off as
we'll as the other fellow.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-16

at undertaking and mud-throwing,
that inasmuch as Pewee is an adept
he'll be the right man in the right
place.
The sale of the Valley City light
plant is the problem confronting the
new mayor and council, says the
Times-Record. 1t has been suggested
that from $4,000 to $4,000 would be
a fair price for the plant and that in
addition the city secure power, prob
ably motor to pump the water for
the city. The sale of water from the
plant, which the city would retain,
would result in sufficient revenue to
pay for the street lighting.
R. S. Adams of Lisbon received
word last week of the death of G. E.
Johnson, formerly editor of the Lis
bon Free Press-then the Lisbon Star
which occurred at Los Angeles,
Cal, March y. He was editor of the
Star for ten years and also served as
postmaster for term of four years
from 1890 to 1894. He shortly after
moved to the Pacific coast, where he
has served as district agent for the
Northern Pacific Railway company,
with headquarters at Los Angeles.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-16
PERSONAL

John Bray came over from Garri-
son yesterday.
j. Coulter of Dawson was in the
city yesterday. ~
E. L. Amundson of Sterling was in
the city Wednesday.
J. T. Hogue of Underwood, was in
the city yesterday
S. G. Young of Mandan spent the
day in the city yesterday.
William McGraw and family are in
the city from Coleharbor.
G. J. Stanley of Sterling transact
ed business in the city yesterday.
Mrs. P. Blaisdell of Minot is visit
ing in the city for day or so.
G.. E. Gaylord represented Wash
burn in Bismarck on Wednesday.
j. P. Peterson came in on the 500
yesterday morning from Washburn.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. M. Serr of Man
haven, are visiting friends in the
city.
Roy M. Halliday came down on
the 500 from Minot Wednesday fore--
noon.
Hebron was represented on the
city streets Wednesday by M. H.
Crowley.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Padgett Of
Steele, were shopping in the city
yesterday.
James Kennedy, the popular Fargo
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-16

list to make its figures suit, the Grand
Forks Herald comes out this week
with an admission that the stalwarts
carried Ward county. The Herald's
political vagaries indicate that the
strenuosity of the campaign has been
too much for the editorial equilibrium,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-16

The Bismarck Tribune has had fire.
quent pleasant mention of candidates
for office, high and low, without an
ticipated reward except appreciation,
but what waste of effort where the
elongated leg belongs to one who
never sees for himself and about him
self the good things that might be as
truly said about others.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-16
NORTH DAKOTA NOTES

Another. attorney is to locate at
Mott.
Minot had prostration from heat
Saturday
Minot has a Jewish church and
new rabbi
A lot Of sidewalks are being built
in Hettinger this spring.
The Merchants National bank Of
Napoleon has opened for business.
Albert Suppineck, a farmer near
Flasher lost his house and contents
by fire.
Grand Forks didn't like the style
of Gypsy fortune tellers, and they had
to move on to Fargo.
lot Of candidates for reelection to
county Offices seem to be doing an
artful stunt at lodging the big is
sues.
The Adams County Times is anot1l-
err paper that is persistently boosting
Col. c. B. Little's candidacy for Unit
ed States senator
Minot people are taking all manner
of pride at the manner in which G. A.
Johnson's candidacy for governor is
being received around the state
Editor Falkenstein of the Bottineau
News SENS to intimate that the in
surgents got the resolutions and the
other fellows got the delegates
votes count.
The jamestown Alert publishes
Col. C. 3. Titles platform so that it's
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-16
This Earthly STAGE,

"Ths SUM-" remarked the kindly oiti-
ten, Shines for ALL"
"And that's what worries some pso-
PIE" averred the oaustic citizen. "Thsy
leem to think the sun ought to be ham
He'd as a spotlight"