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-the Eldneyg and blood. i elaans q.

.ss.' i's f t..le't,
the Kidneys and blood. 1t cleans the
clogged up pores in the kidneys 81
they can filter and strain from the
blood the poisonous uric acid ami
waste matter which If not eliminated
renal min the blood, decompose AMI
settle about the joints and muscular
tissues causing the untold suffering
and dsformity OF rheumatism.
Rackache is natures signal notify.
ing the sufferer that the kidneys are
not acting properly. Take care OF.
your Kidneys Is now the physicians
advice TO his patients.
If your ad. is important use space
enough to make 1t LOOK IMPORT
ANT.
+ A want ad. is quicker.
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.BACKACHE is
DANGER SIGNAL
THIS SIMPLE HOME MIXTURE is
SAID TO PREVENT SERIOUS
KIDNEY TROUBLE.


More people succumb each year TO
some form of kidney trouble than any
other cause. The slightest form Of
kidney arrangement often develops in,
to Brlght's kidney disease, diabetes or
dropsy. When either Of these diseases
are suspected the sufferer sSsnld at
once seek the best medical attention
possible. Consult only a good, first.
class physician.
There are many of the lesser synp.
toms Of kidney trouble which can be
treated at home is stated by a wei.
known authority For some Of these,
such as baekache. pain in the region
ef the Kidneys weak bladder fire..
quency. especially at nlght) painfpl
scalling and other urinary troubles
try the following simple home rem,
edy Fluid Extract pandeiion, one.
half ounce; compound Kargon, one
ounce; Compound Syrup sarsapariIla,
three ounces These simple Ingredl.
,ents are harmless and can be obtained
at any good prescription pharmacy
any anyone can mix them by shak.
lug well III 4 bottle me dose for
adults q teagpounfni after each
meal ana again n bedtime
There Is no more eifectiye remedy
Known to relieve All forms Of rheunla.
lism, because # Gets directly upon
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fsFf PRESSING tNc as
auNc Ladies' ana M,1s cloih.
M,h called iof an1 deliysfsa
es,I|f rates % application.
HARRY r. COLE,
fa ptbas SOW Bell Phone, 2s1.
anop, 43-1
u Afes Under Broh's Shoe store.
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her within few weeks. If The stork
brings boy. he will inherit the titla
and estates of his dead fatneg. ii the
bird brings a girl, then the mother
will be deprived Of her title, which
will pass to the family Of tho Due de
Luynes.
The duchess is still living In the
beautiful apartment where she and
her noble husband spent tae first
months Of their married life. anu
where the young duke expired in the
arms Of his wife. Here the postum.
nous child will be born.
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FATE RESTS WITH sToRK.
ts. W. Press AssoeIatlon.l

PARIS. Oct. 2a. = Whether the
Duchess de Chauines, who was Miss
Theodore shonts, will maintain her
position among the titled arfstocrats
OF France. Or be cast into the outer
darkness reserved for bourgeois com.
moncrs. depends entirely upon the sex
Of the child expected to be born to
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Totals !. ais 4s1 $3.50 100,
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rExTILE B oReA NIzATIoN..


CHI Gsly OT'rI1, N. o. oct. 90 Tex
Tie mil oyerseeFs chief engineers
and mas ter tnschaHles are here today
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Duck Pin Le,,oue.

AT the Temple Bowling Alleys last
evening the Postofice won two games
from the Coal Company No. 2 In the
Duck Pin League by the following
scores:
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a want al. is quicker.
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oIREcT FROM the FLOUR MILLS

to as is how our Marion brand comes.
That saves a lot of handling and all
Intermediate profits. On that account
We are enabled to sell you such a
aIgh grade flour as the Marion at>such
4 reasonable price.
That the flour Is more than worth
AS cost yop VIII be ready to admit
sattse yon have used the fifst sack or
Sbafrei.
8AtlLls ARK GRAIN COMPANY.
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don't IKE your cook hook-it doesn't
FEcntatf,e al sod Nfetiai tNour TSoGfF;r,
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I.IT .w,ILL az YOU

To nut faucet in your barn or car.
fiags house It's saying OF time ami
labcs there Is anything in the
ilae y platnbiag repairing, range or
stove WORK. gas or steam fitting, or
SANITARY ptumbing ofany kind, We arc
ezperts a that line. and are prompt
to chswer your call, and our charges
gre moderate
SOUTH SIDE PLUMBING Co..
shop alnut avenue.
Gems. Phone 1914,
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Vlll Ptaaeb ii watson.

Johnson 81 HarrisvilIe, wa
here Yesterday On route to Watson.
REX Jcaasen is The new pastor at the
shtifeh Watson and Will
chat place on Sunday even
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
ASKS "PUe" TO BLACK EYE.
Sailor Requests Jeffries to "Swipe'
Him as a Souvenir.

Los Angeles, Cal.-John Lyle, a
seaman of the destroyer Whipple.
made a unique request to Jim" jeff
ries the other day. Lyle wandered
into Jeff's place and said:
"Mr. Jeffries, I'm just off the Whip
pie and I've never been west before
l como from Philadelphia and back
in that town we have one fighter, Jack
O'Brien, but he doesn't class with you.
I've always wanted to see you and
I had instructions from Philadelphia
friends that if ran across you in this
country l should bring back a souve-
mir of you. So, if you will oblige me
and lots of friends back east, kindly
swipe me just once in the eye, so it
will be good and black. Then l can
tell the folks that Jeff did it."
Jeff refused.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
HOW TO TREAT HUSBANDS.
New Jersey Pastor Lays Down Epl
grammatic Rules for Wives.

Jersey City, N. J.-Rev. DIR. ]. L.
Scudder, of the First Congregational
church, has preached a sermon on
How to Treat Your Husband" These
are some of the rules and comments
made on married life by the preacher:
No wife can be as free and friv.
olous as she was before her nuptiai
days. Her station demands a certain
matronly dignity.
Don't be one of those autocratic
creatures that say Marriage makes
two one and I'm the one
THE man who is married to one
of those female tyrants with firm chin
and naughty demeanor has no need
OF purgatorial fire in the life to come.
"A qualification of a model wife is
20 keep her temper and control her
tongue.
"A cross, cantankerous jade loves to
give her husband a piece of her
mind, and usually, like a mosaic, her
mind is composed of many pieces.
"Scolding wives live long and die
hard. They possess vitality, volubility
and sometimes vituperation.
IF a husband persists in going
round in his shirt sleeves and leaves
his clothes about the room when he
should put them in the closet, never
mind such trifies. They are only
spots on the SUM-
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
The Younq Idea.

How many seed compartments are
there in an apple?" he asked. No ono
answered. And yet" continued the
school inspector "all Of you eat many
an apple in the course of a year and
see the fruit every day. probably. You
must learn to notice the little things
in nature"
The talk of the inspector impressed
the children, and at recess the teach
er overheard them discussing 1t. A
little girl, getting her companions
around her, gravely said:
Now, children. just suppose l am
Mr.. Taylor. You've got to know more
about common things. If you don't
you'll all grow up to be fools. Now,
tell me, Minnie" she continued, look.
ing sternly at a playmate, how many
feathers are there on hen?"
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
WALK 245O MILES
BIGGEST WEST TO EAST WALK
EVER ACCOMPLISHED.
Win Fifteen Hundred Dollars.

Over mountains and through snow
through wet, slush and mud, freezing
at times, and oppressed by heat at
others, William Jackson and r. T. Hay
two sturdy Scotchmen, walked every
mile of the way from Seattle to Chi
cago, just arriving within a few hours
of the time limit, thereby winning
purse of Fifteen Hundred Dollars given
by the Seattle Athletic Club for ac.
complishing this feat within the pre-
scribed time.
Jackson and Hay left Seattle with
but Five Dollars in money, were
obliged to earn their way as they
went and leave no unpaid bills, and
complete the journey in ninety days.
An interesting incident in connec-
ton with the walk, was that each of
the contestants wore a pair of the
well-known Mayer shoes. that neither
ripped nor lost a stitch during the en-
tire trip of 2450 miles-the hardest test
any shoes could be put to-speaking
volumes for the extraordinary wearing
qualities of the shoes manufactured by
the F. Mayer Boot & Shoe Co., Mil
waukee
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
LANDLORD KNEW HIS CAPACITY
Would Need to Lay In Supplies for
Student Guest.

Lawyer Hummel entertained us
with his brilliant conversation on the
Lusitania," said a tourist.
"Hummel had one night in the
smoking room an argument with ter
ribly SCARED German about education.
There's nothing like our German
students. You can't get away from
that the German boasted, and his
face, all slashed from corps duels,
Deamed with pride.
"'No, you're right said Hummel. I
once visited German student in Hell
1elberg. AS We conversed on dueling
in the students sitting room waiter
knocked, entered and said politely:
1.-THE landlord of the Keg presents
his compliments and wishes to know
If you are thinking of stepping across
this evening, sir?"
"'"What does he want to know that
tor?" the student inquired.
""Because, sir, if you don't" said
the waiter, 'it will scarcely be worth
while to tap fresh barrel today"
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
NEWSPAPER TO TELL TRUTH.
Publication Will Deal with Society
Regardless of Libel Laws.

London.-According to the Finan.
cial News, arrangements are being
made to publish an English daily
newspaper. the chief feature of which
will be an absolute defiance of the
libel laws.
1t will publish comment of any kind
upon any person, will deal with society
scandals and financial gossip with un-
restrained frar kness, not concealing
the names or the most intimate de-
tails. Cases before law courts on
which comment is not allowed will
be discussed regardless of the law, in
a manner Calculated to take the curls
out of counsels' wigs"
Judges will be criticised as freely as
witnesses. If the latter are regarded
as committing perjury they will be
pilloried. Therefore the papers con-
ductors propose to avoid prosecution
or suppression of their sheet by print
ing it in Belgium or France and mail
ing copies to English subscribers
There will be no offices in England.
If the postoffice refuses to circulate
the paper in wrappers copies will be
inclosed in envelopes.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
FARM FOR HUMMINGBIRDS.
New York Woman Will Raise Tiny
Birds for Pets.

New York.-Convinced that hum
mingbirds will make good household
pets, Miss Gwendolin Brooks of Cen
tral Park West is going to raise them
in Central Islip L. l. Miss Brooks has
bought a farm there and has obtained
plans for aviaries from w. Albert
Swassey.
She proposes to sell the tiny birds
and said she already has lot of com
missions for them. In spite of theiI
small size they are not difficult to keeI
in good health, she declared, and they
are most interesting to study. She
has experimental in raising them in
the south and west.
At Central Islip Miss Brooks will
make specially of the species known
as the 'ruby-breasted" birds. Their
real home is in South America, but
they migrate u this climate in the
hot weather, hest here and return to
the tropics in August before cold
weather can nip their frail bodies
Just how they manage to survive the
hardships of their long journey here
and back to the tropics has long puz
zled naturalists.
Miss Brooks says that if the birds
have considerable space to fly about
in and are well fed with honey and
insects they are not hard to raise.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
Millionaire Winners.

Senator La Toilette at a recent din.
ner in Washington said of the mil
lionaires who complain about the
harm that they and their affairs have
suffered from attacks:
These whiners, with only them.
selves to bfame. remind me of q bad
little Primrose boy.
He ran bowling to his mother:
"'Oh. ma, Johnny has hurt mel
"'And how did bad Johnny hurt
mothers little darling?'
Why. I was a-goin' to punch him
in the face, and he ducked his head
and I hit my knuckles against the
WALL"
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
DR.. TALKS OF FOOD
Pres. Of Board of Health.

What shall eat?" is the daily in
Qniry the physician is met with. do
not hesitate to say that in my judg-
ment large percentage Of disease is
caused by poorly selected and improp-
erly prepared food. My personal expe-
rience with the fully-cooked food,
known as Grape-Nuts, enables me to
speak freely of it's merits.
From overwork, I suffered several
years with malnutrition, palpitation of
the heart and loss of sleep. Last sum-
mer was led to experiment person
ally with the new food, which l used
in conjunction with good rich cows
milk. In short time after 1 COM
menced It's use, the disagreeable symp-
toms disappeared, my hearts action
became steady and normal, the func-
tions of the stomach were properly
carried out and / again slept as sound
ly and as well as in my youth.
Il look upon Grape-Nuts as a per-
feet food, and no one can gainsay but
that it has most prominent place in
a rational, scientific system of feed
ing. Any one who uses this food will
soon be convinced of the soundness of
the principle upon which it is manu-
factured and may thereby know the
facts as to it's true worth" Read Tine
Road to Wellville." In pkgs. There's
a Reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
Interest.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
Truth and
Quality

appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to permanent
success and creditable standing. Accor-
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs
and Elixir of SIENNA is the only remedy Of
known value, but one of many reasons
why it is the best of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that it cleanses,
sweetens and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any debilitating
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
1t acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co, only, and for sale by all leading drug
gists.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
Leads Deer by the Ear.

Harrisburg, Pa.-Harry Stahler.
keeping the country store at Rock
vile, just west of this city, captured
q live deer with his hands the other
morning.
1t was a full-grown doe, and had
been chased into the river from the
Cumberland shore, swimming a mile
across to Rockville, where it was
again beset by dogs.
Stahler heard the commotion and
went to the deer's assistance. He
drove away the dogs, and catching
the deer by the ear, led it to his
stable.
State Game Commissioner Kalofuss
will send the deer to the state game
reservation at Pine Grove.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30

Laundry work at homo would be
much more satisfactory II the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, 1t is usually neces-
sary to use 30 much starch that the
beauty and fineness Of the fabric is
hidden behind paste Of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
Ing quality Of the goods. This trou-
BILE can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch. as 1t can be applied
much more thinly because of its great
or strength than other makes.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
Saved From Being a Cripple for LIZ

Saved From Being a Cripple for Life.
almost six or seven weeks ago
became paralyzed all at once with
rheumatism" writes Mrs. Louis Nc
Key, 913 Seventh street, Oakland, Cal.
1T struck me in the back and extend
ed from the hip of my right leg down
to my foot. The attack was SO severe
that I could not move in bed and
was afraid that / should be cripple
for life.
About 12 years ago received a
sample bottle Of your Liniment but
never had occasion to use it, as
have always been well, but some
thing told me that Sloan's Liniment
would help me, SO l tried it. After
the second application could get
up out of bed, and in three days
could walk, and now feel well and
entirely free from pain.
my friends were very much sur
prised at my rapid recovery and I
was only too glad to tell them that
Sloan's Liniment was the only med
icine used"
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
ef.paratIon for knowIedo..

preparation for learning. however near
to his eyes is the subject. A chemist
may tell his most precious secrets to a
carpenter, and he shall be never the
wiser-the secrets he would not utter
to a chemist for an estate. God
screens us evermore from premature
ideas. Our eyes are holden that we
can not see things that stare us in the
face until the hour arrives when the
mind is ripened; then we behold them,
and the time when we saw them not
is like a dream.-Emerson.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications they cannot reach the dis
sased portion OF the ear. There is only one way TO
ture dcafness and that is by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an innamed condition Of the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube. When this
lube 10 innamed you have rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing and when It is entirely closed, Deaf
is the result and unless the Inflammation be
aken out and this tube restored to its normal condi
ion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
but of ten caused by Catarrh, which is nothing
but an fnnamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of
Deafness tcaused by cntarrh) that cannot be cured
BY Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. j. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
Not Times Slave.

A traveller, finding that he had a
coupe of hours in Dublin, called a
cab and told the driver to drive him
around for two hours. At first all went
well, but soon the driver began to
whip up his horse SO that they mar
rowly escaped several collisions.
Whats the matter?" demanded the
passenger. why are you driving SO
recklessly? I'm in no hurry"
'Ah, g'wan wild yez," retorted the
cabby. Dye think I'm goin' to put
In the whole day drivin' you around
for two hours? Gitap!'
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
Successful Demonstration.

Romulus was founding Rome.
What I'm trying to do" he ex-
planned, "is to show that 1t is possible
to start a big town without building
1t around an oil well or a copper
NINE"
At this inopportune moment Remus
broke in with a remark that the new
city was a Butte, all right; and he got
1t in the neck. as you find fully set
forth in your Latin reader
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
Changed Conditions.

Poet Ito farmer)-See, what beau
tiful prospect is unfolded in yonder
billowy fields, and bark! the voice of
the plowman
Farmer-Yes; he's been cussin' of
that mule sence daylight, an it's one
O. them German mules that used to
pull beer wagon, an he can't under
stand word O. dialect.-Atlanta Con-
stitution.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
The IIttIe Thlnus,

You shouldn't" the doctor ad-
rised, permit yourself to be worried
by little things"
Good heavens" replied the pa
tent, II wouldn't II l could help it,
but how is a man who has married
4 widow with six children going to
get around it?"
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN,

For thlrty years Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, Inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
tion, dizziness, OF nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30

Repine not; the disappointments of
to-day often prove the blessings of to-
morrow-Thomas a Kempis.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
Exact Copy of Wrapper,
He Was Practical.

Young man, you write good deal
Of poetry to my daughter"
Yes, SIR"
1T takes a practical man to support
= wife"
We'll, it's this way. have to write
her an occasional letter, and I'm so
busy at, the office that l Just copy
the poetry to fill in"
The explanation WAS satisfactory.
Exchange.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
or children teething softens the gurus, reduces In
animation allays pain cures wind colo. 26c bottle
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30

n You Have Common Sore Eyes,
if lines blur or run together, you need
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, 25c All drug
gists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT-EAsE.

powder. It cures painful, smart-
Ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet Sold
by all Druggists. 25c. Accept no sub
stitute. Trial package, FREE. Ad-
dress A. s. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30

Man fails to make his place Rood
in the world unless he adds something
to the common wealth.-Emerson.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30
GALLANTRY.

Weary William-Excuse me, miss.
but | see that you have had tin
with your lover, and he has left you.
Allow me to escort you home instead.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30

Wise women get their rights without
talking about them.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30

The fairest of all things fair OF
earth In virtus.-Shakespsars
The Colorado statesman., 1908-05-30

More proof that Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound saves
woman from surgical operations.
Mrs. S. A. Williams, of Gardiner,
Maine, writes:
81 was a great sufferer from female
troubles, and Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound restored me to health
in three months, after my physician
declared that an operation was abso-
lutely necessary"
Mrs. Alvina Sperling, of 154 Cley-
bourne Ave-, Chicago, Ill, writes:
"I suffered from female troubles, a.
tumor and much Inflammation. Two
of the best doctors in Chicago decided
that an operation was necessary to save
my life. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound entirely cured me without
an OneratiOnn
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1908-05-27

in the ranks of the trimming reac-
tlOnaries, a RoOseveltan term meant
to describe those who at heart are
against the Roosevelt policy while on
the surface they are for them.
But Senator Burrows will deliver
his keynote speech, and the admins
tration has decided he will hand
over his keynotings to prominent
senators not in sympathy with Roose-
veltism. What they will do with Mr..
Burrows production is hard to con-
template.
When the question of selecting a
temporary chairman was before the
subcommittee Chairman New pro-
duced President Roosevelt's letter in
behalf of Senator Beverage. 1t was
thought that the committeeman con-
strued it as a demand rather than a
suggestion, but outside of that the
committee would not have Bever
idge