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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
TAFT TO CRATE
At GRANTS TOMB
Gov. Johnson to Deliver an ADJ
dress at TuSkegee InSti-
tutue in Alabama.
DECISION IN THAW CASE
OTHER EVENTS ON THE WEEKS
PROGRAM.

The political calendar for the week in
cludes two Democratic state conventions
and one territorial convention to elect
delegates to the national convention at
DepVeT. Texas Democrats will meet al
Fort Worth on Tuesday, and on Thurs
day the West Virginia convention viii
meet at Wheeling The Arizona terrific
rial convention Will meet in TuscOn also
on Thursday
Secretary Taft viii deliver a memorial
day ora ton at Grants Tomb IL New
York. on Saturday, which is the seCre-
tary only public appearance scheduled
for the week. Governor johnson of Min
nesota will deliver an address at Tuske-
gee institute in Alabama on Tuesday.
Twelve pattleships will leave their an
chOrage near Seattle on Tuesday and will
proceed to Tacoma. -Four of the ships viii
anchor there for n three days visit. fol
lowing which they will go to Bremertou
for docking. while the others will go on
10 San Francisco with out stopping at Ia
coma. Another event of interest in the
naval world will be the launching on
Tuesday Of the battleshp Michigan at the
yards of the New York Shipbuilding COM
pany at Camden n J.
Thaw viii Know His Fate.
Whether Harry X. Thaw is sane and is
TO be released from Matteawan probably
will be decided on Monday. when Justice
Mpirtild user Al IOuGiih6epSlf. Is expected
to hand down a decision in the habeas
corpus proceedings brought p by Thaw
through counsel to secure his release. The
proceedings brought by Evelyn Nesbil
fhaW to secure an annuimCnt of her mar
riage 10 Thaw on the ground that he Wa
insane al the time of their marriage viii
come up before Referee Deyo in New YOrs
on Tuesday. I here IS possibility ina.
the proceedings may he abandoned.
Officials OF the department of agricUl-
tuTe and meat inspectors from VariOu
parts of the United States Will begin a
series Of conferences in Chicago On Mon
day. The primary object is TO secure Il
mOreu inform enforcement of the noH
regulations governing the inspection of
meat.
The Christian Socialist Fellowship
league, of which Bishop SpaldiaE OF jtll
is president. will hold its third annual
conference in New York, beginning Thurs
day.
Visits of Royalty.
Abroad the week win be one in which
visits viii be a feature President FaI
leries of France will arrive in LOnd Jn
Monday. to return the visits which King
Edward and other members of the royal
family have paid TO the French president.
At the conclusion Of President FalleTies'
STAY in London, King Edward. accom-
panied by Queen Alexandra and Princess
Victoria. is expected TO embark on the
royal yacht at Portsmouth on Saturday
for RaVel. where the king viii paE an
official visit u the Russian emperor.
King Peter of Servia plans to- arrive at
St Petersburg on Monday for a week s
STAY at the Russian capital.
The Internal iOnal polar commission
which seeks 20 establish closer scientffie
relations between polar explorers, VIII
meet at Brussels on Friday.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25

"Venice Of America" is fourteen
miles from Los Angeles.
The most unique Beach Resort on
the Pacific Coast.
Among its many attractions is the
Largest Dancing Pavilion in the World.
the largest Skating Rink in the World
and the largest and finest Bath House
and Plunge on the Pacific coast.
One of the advantages that Venice
has over other resorts is the fact that
one can secure, at a most moderate
cost. beautiful and attractive villas and
bungalows, ranging from $500 to S35. CO
q month. including lights, water and
laundry. These villas are situated on
the Venice canals, conveniently near
10 the ocean.
Venice is also we'll supplied with
first-class restaurants and everything
that goes 10 make up for d high-cIass
seaside resort.
Those who wish to bring teams viii
find first-class stable accommodation
at moderate costs.
Perhaps one of the greatest attrac-
lions Venice has is its equable eli.
mate. From May until November the
thermometer hardly varies.
To those who wish to secure a pleas
ant summer vacation AT moderate cost.
Venice of America certainly should be
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
KILLED BY LIGHTNING.

St Louis; May Nv p Howard. a
wealthy commission merchant If this
city, was struck and instantly killed by
lightning during q heavy electrical and
rain storm which swept over the city this
afternoon. Afr. Howard. who was a
member of the Glen Echo Golf club, an
exclusive golf club with links located in
the western part of the city had been
PLAYING golf and sought the shelter Of a
tree when il began To rain. The lightning
ran down the tree, killing him instantly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
INDIGNATION AROUSED.
Attack of the Russ Upon Milukoff
Proves a Boomerang.

ST. Petersburg, May 24.-Professor Paul
y. MilukOff. leader of the constitutional
democrats i'm the duma and editor of the
ReCh. is receiving messages from ali
parts of Russian members OF the duDa
officials of the universities. newspaper
editors and public bodies in this city
and in the provinces. expressing indgna-
ton at the brutal attack made upon him
Friday last by two editors OF the liberal
organ. the Russ, whom the Rech had ac-
cused of blaCkmailing banks and the i'm
proper conversion of popular funds.
The assailants of Professor Milukoff
Nm. PopOff and klinkOff, have been
forced TO retire from journalism. The
minister of finance. NJ Kokovsoff. has
confirmed the report that he had in his
possession discriminating documents un-
der which 10 institute judicial proceed
ings against the Russ on the charge Of
blackmaiing banks.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25

The local dramatic season Will record
no more interesting event than the ap-
pearance Of the Charles Frohman star.
William Collier. At the Salt Lake theatre
on Thursday. Re will be seen in his re-
cent great success, Caught in the Rain -
Mr.. Collier scored 3 most remarka BILE
success i'm this play during its seven
months run in New York. The seats will
be placed on sale at the theatre ON Tues
day morning.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
The New Haven suit.
Lower Interest Rates.

Further decline i'm interest rates was "A
feature of the week markets. As this
occurred i'm spite OF further large exports
of gold and preparations for repayment
10 the United States treasury Of another
installment of S25,0o0000 of government de-
posits, confidence was felt that tranquil
money markets for an indefinite period
were TO be relied upon. This condition is
the substantial underlying basis for the
recent upiift in prices OF stocks, the &C
emulation OF industrial reserves on the
hanks offering attrs ctive inducement for
the taking out of funds at low rates for
securities. The comparative high rate OF
return on many securities compared with
the ruling interest rates added 10 the at
traction of the operation and was the
most powerful fostering factor in the
speculative movement
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25

grafton OF these Oriental races 10 the
standard that prevails in their countries
In this work we ask the cooperation of
every man and woman in America that
believes that our civilization is better than
that Of the Oriental To stand with us in
our opposition TO the immigration to our
land Of those people.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
mrs. wInsIowTs Soothing syrup.

Of MOTHERS for their CHILDRE%
WHILE TEETHTNG, with PERFECT
SUCCESS. II SOOTHES the CHILD.
SOFTEES the GUMS. ATIAYS ali
PAIN; CURES WIND collie. and Is the
test remedy for DIARRHOEA Sold by
Druggists in every part of the world Be
sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Sooth.
ing Syrup" and take no other kind
TWENTY five cents q bottle GUARAN-
TEED UNDER THE FOOD AND ORIG
set. JTINE %. 1901 SERIAL. NJ MBER
IA9e
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
Kodak Finishing.

Is done by The Century, Salt Lakes
printers. 1s5-l6T South West Temple.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25

The opera of "Boccaccio' will be given
tonight at the Salt Lake theatre. under
the direction Of Professor Anthony G.
Lund. by the b. Y. L. OF Provo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25

An entirely new bill will be given at
the Orpheum this evening.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
ROSE IN
THE PAST WEEK
Improvement in Conditions Ae-
copied as a Fact by
the Spectators.
WALL STREET MORE LIVELY
NEW HAVEN SUIT ONLY AD-
VERSE FEATURE.


New York. May 2I-NeWs of last week
was reported as showing Improvement
in conditions. and the action Of the Sc
curities market. although somewhat I'M
settled and breaking violently at tho END.
was not Interpreted as belying this ac-
ceptance There has been heavy accumu-
lation OF stocks through a considerable
preceding period on the assumption that
the then existing prGstratiOn of AFFAIRS
might be assumed 20 represent the turn
of the tide with bettermeut to follow.
I With the demonstration Of the actual I'M
provement there was large selling to take
profits. At the same time more belated
demand for securities in evidence served
as a favorable medium for digestion Of
speculative profits The result was a
broad, active and varied market The
daily average of sales at the stock 'cN-
change has been well over 100000 shares,
and Wednesdays total Of io0.001 was the
largest since the DAYS OF the silent
panic in March Of 1907.
Greater Demand for Iron.
Probably the most decisive factor in
forming the conviction of a positive inn
proyement in business was the enlarged
demand for iron. Price concessions N
that commodity had become general ana
without any formal abandonment Of the
tacit agreement among producers 10
maintain prices. Placing Of orders ON a
.
is proverbially the great basic industry,
and the speculative markets accept its
action as an almost infalllble index Of the
great course of trade in general. Ad-
vices from other mercantile lines were at
the same time more encouraging, and
! buyers were reported to be placing orders
with more confidence than has been
shown since before The panic OF last Oc-
tOber. Confidence in the present promise
Of the crops remained uuimpaired.
Market Fed on Rumors.
The weeks active speculation in secur-
tiles was characterized by d large number
OF rumOrs pointing 10 concerted measures
among groups of powerful capitalists cal
culated 10 enhance the value OF their
properties. Much was heard of a sup
posed reapproachment between the Gould,
Hartman and Rockefeller interests. and
these reports appealed strongly TO the
speculative imagination. although they
remained without authoritative notification.
The effect on prices was the more pro-
nOunced as differences were drawn of as
surance of fina ncial reserves which would
eXtricate important corporations from
their embarrassment in carrying out pro-
iects 10 which they were committed.
The New Haven Suit.
one of the assumptions dWelt upon in
in the vgor in the pursuit of corpora
tons. Citations of court decisions. the
course Of the legislative program at
Washington and other state capitols, and
views of the political prospect for the
material from which this assumption was
formed. The extent OF its influence was
made apparent by the acute weakness
which followed the announcement of the
filing of the government suit against The
New Haven.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
In the Eyes Of the Wife
The sest Printing

Vienna Bakery Bread is always the
best Ask your grocer
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
EXPERT KODAK FINISHING.

Harry Simpler. Commercial Photog'
ga pher. 15t South Main.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25

salt Lake Photo supply Co, 142 Man.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
Plea Against immigration.

Mr.. Lennon spoke strongly against i'm
migration. saying: We believe in high
wages and short-hour wOrkday. Cheap
men, women and children NAV do for
China. but they are not the thing for our
race, and We propose 10 fight with all the
ability We possess against the ChinaiZiug
OF our American people. We have for
years stood like a store Wall against the
immigration Of Chinese. japanese or any
Asiatic 10 this American continent. Peo-
ME are measured IN so far as their char
acters are concerned by the standard OF
living that prevails in the country where
they live and we do not propose il we
can help il 10 have the standard Of liV-
ing in this country lowered b. the immi-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
Mr.. Lemons Address.

Upon the request Of Mr. Stelzel who
is at the head of the department Of
church and labor Of the Presbyterian
church, am here to speak 10 YOU this
afternoon. The growing importance of
sociological questions warrants their
consideration and study and discussion
BY every man and woman in the world
of humanity. All other questions are
fading into insisnificance compared with
those OF economic nature
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-25
Music a Feature.

A feature Of the mass meeting today
was the music, led by Charles NJ. Alex
ander. the noted English gospel singer.
Mr., Alexander has charge of the music
At all the popular meetings incident to
the general assembly. Mr.. Stezefs adj
dress was A comprehensive discussion of
the relation of Christianity 10 the labor
ing man and a strong argument in sup
port of the position that laboring men
should be Christians Mr.. Lennon in his
address said:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
AT A BARGAIN IN HALLoWELL

haIf OF double house opposite HalloWelI
House. rooms, large and pleasant,
known as the Patten rent Apply to w.
H. Perry. Hallowell National Bank.
feb4dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
9(.Zk |AKI3B1[$8l
In Effect Oct. z, 1907.

Trains leave Augusta as follows:
GOING WEST-2 81 A. NJ. except Nom
day, Portland and Boston, 6.21 A. NJ.
Lewiston, Pennington. Rangeley. Rock
land, Portland. Boston Montreal, and
Quebec: ga A. NJ. Brunswick. Lewiston.
Pennington, Rockland, Portland. Boston;
255 +. NJ. local; $50 p. M. (express)
Brunswick. Rockland. Portland. Boston:
us p. NJ, Portland: 10.45 P M, Lewiston.
Bath. Portland, Boston. Sundays $50 A.
M, $50. 10 45 p. NJ. Portland, Boston.
GOING CASTLES A. NJ, SkoWhegan.
Bangor, Bar Harbor, st. John. Halifax,
Aroostook. Sunday morning does not
connect for .skowhegan, or beyond Ban
gor, 2.5s A. NJ, rexpress), Bangor, Calais.
and Bar Harbor; 6.27 A. NJ. local to Bel
fast, Foxcroft and Bangor; 913 A. NJ.
loca, to Belfast and Bangor: ] P. NJ.
Watervlle, Foxcroft, Bangor, B. & A. r.
r., Calais, st. John and Halifax: $50
P. NJ, (express) Waterville. Bangor.
Bar Harbor: 3.19 p. NJ. Waterville.
Skowhegan. Belfast, FoXcroft. Ban
gor. and Mattawamkeag: 1872 P. M.
Waterville and Skowhegan, 9.H A. M.
Accommodation extra trains leave. Au-
gusta for Hallowell. Gardiner, and So.
Gardiner at 740, A M. 200. b.10. o.1b.
P. M.
MORRIS MCDONALD. v. p. & Gen.
Mgr.
F. E. RooTHBY, G. P. & T. A.
Portland. Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
EXCELLENT FARM AND TOOLS

10 acres spring water in house and barn
l. 2, 3, miles from three cities, joins Ken
nebec river, buildings nearly all new.
No brokers'. Price $780, F. S. Cheney
Augusta, Me-, Il. 2 Box 6.
Mchl2dlnos
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
SPRING OPENING SALE is
DRY WOOD, ALSO KINDLINGs,

CEDAR SHINGCES-WE HAVE
them for local trade, local shipment or
car lots delivered. and must dispose of
them good wall shingle S115 per NJ.
A good roof single s1.65 per M. End
wishing car lots. Write or phone f. G.
Leighton, Winthrop, Me. mch11dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
Wanted &c. isceII ane Gus.

FIVE ACRES OF CHEAP LAND
suitable for poultry, in or around kenne-
bee county. State price in first letter:
Address Land, care Journal. aprld3t*
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NOTICE..

The city government committee on
State pensions will meet in the aldermen s
room at City hall Friday April Bird. at 4
p. M, and on every following Friday I'M
til June Ist
". FRED WHITE. Chairman.
Augusta, March 30th 1908
mar30dl0t. / henm on&fritilliune1
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
STORY AND HALF HOUSE, STA

Bile attached. well located on car line.
five-cent ride, 10 minutes walk from
State House. Beautiful large garden. al
mer and winter vegetables. Don't wait,
buy while you can. Office POI Water ST.
Tel. 22-2. J. w. Beck Agency. feb1Sdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
FARMS.

A beautiful farm on the line OF the
electric cars 81 miles from one of the
best markets in the State. 105 acres of
land, cuts over 30 tons of hay, clay loom
soil. level fields, will pasture IA head, lots
of wood and timber. never failing water
runs into house and barn. 2 large hen
houses one of the. best set of farm build
ing that can he found anywhere, barn
50x75 it., IA story house with ell and
shed. carriage house 10 finished rooms
These building are all connected and are
in the best OF repair inside and out. All
claI boarded and painted with cellar I'M
der the barn. These buildings are prac-
ticallv now, beer built only q few years
This farm can be bought at a great bar
gain with easy terms. as the owner is
an old man and does not care to do much
more work.
We have ether good farms on the line
of electric road. one small farm within
miles Of city. 1919 acres, nice cosy set
of buildings in good repair inside and
out, blinds on the house, IL story house,
ell shed and stable. all connected; I fin
ishcd rooms supplied with spring water.
Stable 36x4O, hen house: buildings all
clap5oarded and painted. level field, cuts
from Il to IA tons of hay: fruit trees If
you see this nice little home you will buy
il: price only S130C. You will fiud all of
our property good as represented. Apply
to G. T.. Chase's Company. 211 Water St
Gardiner. Maine. Telephones, Office 1912,
house 210-z2 mch26d2wks
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
ONE YOUNG SPANIEL DOG
Cards, Notices, Etc.

ToWNE G. sABEN CARPENTERS
and Builders and jobbins. Tel tM:l.
MGh-Sd1mo*
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
NOTICE..

Notice is hereby given to all persons
salhoro for the ensuing year that an ex-
emnation for teachers will be held at
ten O'Clock in the morning of Friday.
April third. 1908, at the school building at
East Vassalboro.
GLENN w. STARKEY.
Supt. Of schools.
vassalboro. Maine, Mar. 25th, 1908.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
NO. FOOT IL ACRES s700

y miles To depot, -cuts-9 toms Of hay
pasture > head, orchard 100 trees, Coco
house and barn Maple shade. Near store
etc. Get our list NO. and see picture.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02

ann MONEY. MAKING FARMS FOR
XIII Sale in Maine, New Hampshire
uuu and Massachusetts: send stamp
for catalogue. EDWARDS FARM
AGENCY, Portland. Maine.
Mch23d3mos*
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
ON GREEN STREET, HOUSE WITH

eight rooms. In perfect repair, modern
conveniences. garden lot. Will be sold
at one at a low price and on easy terms.
J. w. Beck Agency. Telephone 22-2. Of
flee 2O7 Water street. jan20dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02

OFFICES IN THE AUGUSTA TRUST
cos. MODERN OFFICE BUILDING.
PASSENGER Ell EVAT TOR, FIRE
PROOF VAULT. STEAM HEAT, HOT
AND COLD WATER. APPLY TO F.
E. SMITH, TREAS.
oct17dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
NO. 1929 CITY FARM $4,000

Only 4 miles; Out. 100 acres cuts - tons
hay. pasture for 10 head. 200 cords wood
1000 timber II room house running
water. , barns and stable. good shape
Includes farming tools. Fine location
| rice low
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02

2 TONS OF HAY, I HIGH TRUCK,
1 sled, disc harrow, l moving machine,
1 saw. Joseph Q. King, 40 Monroe st,
Mch27d2 wi ks
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-04-02
AND COTTAGE PROPERTY

on the hills and shores of Maine. Maine
Farm Agency, James 7. Collins, Mgr,
Manchester, Me. Send for catalogue.
may21dtf
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-08-07
One of the
Essentials

of the happy homes of to-day is 4
vast fund of information as to the
best methods of promoting health and
happiness and right living and know
ledge of the worlds best products.
Products of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained to world
wide acceptance through the approval
of the Well-Informed of the World /;
not of individuals only, but of the
many who have the happy faculty on
selecting and obtaining the best the
world affords.
One Of the products of that class
of known component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and
commended by the Well-Informed o
the World as a valuable and whole
some family laxative is the well-lznowI
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA. II
get it's beneficial effects always bu'
the genuine, manufactured by tn
California Fig Syrup Co., only, an
for sale by all leading druggists.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-08-07
Roofing. A"PsA

In addition to selling doors and win
dows TO anyone at wholesale prices, we
carry in stock and can ship promptly
building and roofing paper, and the
nrces are the lowest ever offered.
slatine roofing paper, sanded on one
side 2 play, weight so lbs. per square,
Guaranteed waterproof, and the best
roofing on the market, only $2.4O per
square. Same paper, 1 ply, only $1.S5
per square.
Nails and cement for laying enclos-
ed with every roll.
Asphaltum uilding-manilla fiber
paper. soaked in asphaltum-water
nroof and impervious to heat and cold
only $500 per roll of 1000 SO, it.; SOC
it. roll $1.20.
Deadening Felt-Genuine Eastern
No. / Felt, weighs 1 ID. to the square
ward, used for lining houses and dead
ening sound, warmer than plaster
only S1.75 per roll of so square yards
Rein sized building paper, in two
weights, II and 20 lbs. per roll OF 5O'
50. feet, only SC per lb.
Tarred Felt, 800 SO. feet per roll
only S1.25 per roll.
Send for our price lists.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-08-07

Once upon a time an inspector was
examining a very youthful class of
Scotch boys, and among other subjects
he requested the teacher to ask her
pupils a few questions in nature knowl-
edge. Desiring her class to do her
honor, she decided upon the simple
subject, Chickens"
Now, children" she said, 81 want
you to tell me something very wonder
full about chickens"
How they get out of their shells?
promptly responded one little fellow.
well" said the teacher, that is, OF
course, wonderful; but 1 mean some
thing more wonderful still"
There was a silence for a few sec
onds. Then up spoke little Johnny:
Please, ma'am, it's mair wonderful hoe
they ever got intae their shells"