The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-06

This from an eastern paper will be
duIv appreciated by the observant ones
who have wondered just how it hap
Dcned:
The up-to-date and enterprising mil
liner was standing dejectedly on a
street corner in Salt Lake City.
she had come west to find something
suggestive of a new hat shape.
..sbe had already copied in headgear
the Grand canyon. Pixies Peak. the
Golden Gate. the Bad Lands and the
De,-il's Slide. She had put the Garden
of the Gods into a chapeau CONNECTION
50 popular that she had worked her as
sIstants day and night
Now she was at her wits end. Not
another hattable thing could she see.
But the darkest hour is just before
time 10 get up and go to work.
lust as she had given up in despair
her eyes encountered the dome or the
Mormon tabernacle
The very thingr she exclaimed,
ioyousIv. Leaning upon a train she
fastened homo and began constructing
the inverted chopping bowls that are
now so hideously prevalent"
There's A preacher IL Missouri who's
making p strong bid for popularity. He
has established Wednesday evening
classes on love, courtship and marriage,
and calls the series he is giving Vital
Lessons on Love" It must be remem-
hereG that he deals with young people
from Missouri, who have 10 be shown.
He follows his classes with practical
demonstration called a social hour, for
which hour he gives proper credit
marks
Another expert on the subject, one
Herman Meaders. halls from Chicago
and advertises that he knows all about
making love. He AYERS with such We
hemence his absolute familiarity with
the feminine mind that one can't but
suspect him OF a certain degree of eff
feminacy. 10 say the least Surely, the
following could be from nothing but
personal experience. "Flattery is like
mOrphine---the more you have the more
you want and must have. So be lib
eraL" Some one must have fiattered
this poor man.
What promises TO be a most novel and
interesting affair will be the leap year
dance to be given New Years eve by
the ladies' of Fort Douglas. Hitherto
most of these affairs have been given
early in the year in order to give the
girls plenty of time to follow up the
suit but this will no doubt be either a
starter for the new year or a hurry-up
last call sort of affair. Then, too, the
men who have shown symptoms of
needing a lesson or two will doubtless
be treated by the absent method.
X X
There was very unique condition at
the delightful dance early in the week,
when at least ten more men were to be
seen acting the part of wall flowers
than there were girls to supply the de-
mand. Never before has this condition
existed. and while the men seemed to
have a good time, the fact remains that
they were unable to secure as many
dances as they wanted. while the girls
well, they had sometimes to divide a
dance into three pieces.
X \ X
Think what convenience il will be
now that Uncle Sam will allow no mail
ing Of card party invita- tons when
prizes are offered. The long-suffering
hostess will be relieved on either count.
She must send her invitations by phone
on the one hand, or if she mails them,
she must give no prizes. A blessed re-
lief IN either case except for those who
never entertain and always win at
cards.
X 4
Isn't If funny thing how a beauti-
full and attractive girl will go out of
her way TO secure for a youth the favor
of a bid to q function in order. of
course. that she may not slight him by
accepting the escort of another chap,
and then how the youth will forget to
return the favor by escorting her? Per-
haps you'd doubt it, but that really
happened He didn't have a good time.
thoV~h.
X X
Mrs ]. c. Hooper, whose verses are
attracting the attention of her friends.
read two of her poems at the Walker
musicale Wednesday evening. which
were greatly enjoyed-"Springtim and
st. Marks in Venice"
DOHL BARET