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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-05-03
Household Necessities

Folding Coat Hangers; made OF polished wire 1oc
Victor Pants Hangers,
Setwe Trouser Hangers made hold Of trousers
best hanger made, CSC. - '~i
Nickel Plated Goblet Holder,
18 inch Nickel Plated Towel Bar, CSC.
Towel Bracket with arms nick plated &c
Toilet Paper Holders, nickel plated. Csc
Silver's Bath nickel rubber tube
:" -
81 for @ a.
Silvers Head Rest Bath Seat; adjustable. A $&
value for &<WSN%
Nickel Plated Match Safe heavy zsc wa
Nickel Plated Tooth Brush Holders; hold fonr
brushes -
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-05-03
Souvenir Jewelry

AMERICAN. EAGLE SCARF PINS. 10c.
BEAUTY PIN SETS, 10c and zoe.
HAT PINS, flag and eagle decora-
tions, 15c.
BELT OR HAT PINS, 25c and 35c.
LEATHER WATCH FOBS, with flag
ornament, Pc.
BELT PINS. Csc.
BEAUTY PIN SETS. 35c and SOC.
VEIL PINS 35c.
POST CARDS of the battleships, lie.
JUMBO POST CARDS of the battle
ships, sc.
FOLDERS of the fleet, 10c.
OUR NAVY BOOK, 15c,
tons 19c-
OUR COUNTRY POST CARDS. for &c.
PHOTO of our Country. SOC.
PASSE PARTOUT PICTURES of the
fleet, 10c and 15c.
PASSE PARTOUT PICTURES of the
fleet. in color 19c.
City and California Views in POST
CARDS, lie each.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-05-03
Novelty Neckwear

There greater demand for dainty neckwear this
ever, but frequent shipments from New York almost
daily, keep line complete with all the
fashionable styles You should the fluffy iabots
IN dozens OF dainty eectthe largest variety that
shown.
At 25 Net and Lawn BowEdged with Valenennes
- o~ shades Embroidery Bows,
dainty to large full Tailored Ascot Of
Gibson Stocks of lace and embroidery.
Al E0 Jabots-Of Big fluffy Merry
w Widow" Bows with stock Dainty, embroidered Lawn
Bows colors on white
Windsors-Wh baleships embroidered
edged with Valencennes
Others 75o, $100 $3.50
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-05-03
Badges

BOB EVANS BADGE. in oolors, ESQ.
BOB EVANS BADGE. in colors, 15c.
AMERICAN FLAG BOWS. in@silk. DC
each.
SILK AMERICAN FLAGS. &c each
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-05-03

for the official
Van Van Ness and Turk ana ii.n snn
ket naval par"ue IN
Francisco, zth at a. m VIII De On s"e
in store Monday and Tuesday.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-07-16
Awful Example Of !. KohIer.

Never was a man confronted with
such a weakness as Joe Kohler OF New
York. He is now in Sing Sing for SIX
years and six months and from Joe's
own account he ought TO be mighty
thankful for H. Every time Joe gets
drunk he gets married. He's been
drunk four times In the last two
years and each time some female land
ed him high and dry. Not only mat
1mony stared Joe IN the face but
what was almost as bad. he was
rounded up for bigamy and four OF the
products OF his sprees In the shape OF
wives came into court TO testify
against him He threw mp his hands
and admitted he was stung. He told
the court that his drinking habits were
responsible. The court sent Joe TO
Sing Sing where whisky and women
win not bother him for AZ years
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-07-16
spooNY SAM.

An nebbsh seen a iasfess 49,.
cock-struttin' Sam. -
He'd ruddah go out co'tirs. ssh 49,.
on fowl en- karn. iear
He's coffin IN De rnaunfr' w..
bah in de feis.
He's co'tin' still e roorssv -
time ter eat or meaIs. "
He's co'un' long et ruppah vbs- a.. -.
light sofly steals :"
--Epoouir'-
Diets all
6poonin'!@
Deed. An nebbah seen a rra- yss
a string Oh gals WI
Yaiiah gals En- chocolate gals, Lacy L..
en- Sails. @He
I'm sumtinnes Fam he Gums 49,, -.
battered blac' eu blue
Ode green-eyed monstah caggaf t,s ~.
I'm some one eises LII.
En- when we ask him Vhar het "A. 4.
grins en- tells ter yo'-
'-Epoonln'-
Diets all
spoonln'!'
Sunday nnawn he cu-l erou.' NJ.
church am Ietfin' out
''whar 70 bin. sassf" Dc GOOD or nan.
son shout
En- Sam he twis' his long nsuStaeh. 90
see Fl cts in trim.
En- v1nks 81 all De yailah gals q, IA,
de final hymn.
I'm shouts out ter De paHsol. f.s,d-,
ders In front % HIN.
'-6poonin'-
Diets all
epoonin'.-'
When Sam s;ahts OF 90 pGrae!s. q
STAINS outside cs gate.
Saint Peter VIII walk on a cloud e. en-
him why he's late.
De saint will cay. Two hogzhs bar VI
name was booked ny. hsah"
I'm Sam viii grin hts brosdeS. glaoz |,
sign OBJ feah.
In take Saint Peter OF one si6s e. VIII
pah In his eah.
"spoonir'-
Diets ALL
6poonln'i'
Victor A Ee-zz.
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Fiaureheads for Autos.

The owners OF the most modern 70.
hicles are reviving the custom Of the
days when automobiles were un-
thought OF. says q writer IN Figaro.
The fetch or idol which disappeared
from the civilized world long ago n
coming back. in fact. has already 70
turned. TO do duty as a guardian. pro
tector. mascot or whatever you please
TO call II. The new idol is in shape
according 70 the fancy of the automo-
bile owner. who places it on the front
Of the machine to prevent accidents
and arrest. These figureheads are all
grotesque in style. the most popular
being an image OF a police oficer with
watch in hand. q barking cur and .
growing rooster
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WHAT they
Learned

From the first days OF their &C
quaintance Mrs. Hartnett had had TO
contend with Hartnett's jealousy. A
person IL born Jealous just as he Is
born with blue eyes or Q liking Tor
chocolates. Hartnett had full meas
ure of that evil trait
Before they were married IT had
been different. At first IT had been q
Joke. then q certain pleasure to Helena
to find how she could sway his moods.
Hartnett was handsome and popular
and sought after. and II was rather
complimentary than otherwise to have
him glover and sulk II she smiled on
anyone else or talked longer to an
other man than himself. There was
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Mistake Of First Day ~ school Not b
De Repeated.

The state superintendent Of public
schools OF Maine recently recalled Q
story Of his early school life. He dis
tinctJy remembered, he said to IN
audience Of Maine "schoolma'ams.
his FIRST day in school. II was also
his brothers nrst day. and they occu-
pied seats across the aisle from each
other.
It was In the afternoon when the
young and pretty teacher came 70
my seat. placed her hand on my shout
der and asked. Don't you love me?-
was almost frightened out OF my
wits. but i managed to look up n
her.
mo, ma'am." I replied
She then went TO my brother. d.
rectly across the aisle. and asked him
the same question. 70 which be 70
piled:
Yes. ma'am."
You may readily imagine which Of
US got the raisins from the pudding
during that term OF school. All that
I got pounded out Of my brother.
forthwith made up my mind that
whenever that question was asked me-
again would always reply:
Yes. ma'am."
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EAST BETHEL

The Ladies' Social circle will meet with
Mrs. j. H. Buck Friday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ferguson of Starksboro
visited their daughter, Mrs. Myron Fowl
er, last week.
Myron Fowler has finished haying for
H. v. Allen and is haying this week for
P. c. House and others.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. v. Walker of West
Rutland visited his nephew, H. v. Allen,
over Sunday. Mr.. Walker is connected
with various marble and onyx interests
and has lately returned from Marble City,
Oklahoma, where he is superintendent OF
the Ozark Marble company.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. P. House have re-
turned here for the summer and are
boarding at G. 8. Harlow's, after spend
ing several months with his brother, Dr.
c. P. House, at GRANVILLE, WASH, and
short stops at Livingston, Mont, and
their home at West Liberty, Ia.
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IN ONE rAcrruL urrssAncE.


was lately told q delightful story
of q great statesman staying with .
humble and anxious host. who had IN
vited q party OF simple and unimpor.
tant people TO meet the great man
The statesman came In late for din
ner. and was introduced 70 the party:
he made Q series OF old-fashioned
bows in all directions. but no one felt
In q position to offer any observations.
The great man. at the conclusion Of
the ceremony. turned TO his host. and
said. In tones that had often thrilled .
listening senate: What very con
venient jugs you have IN your bed
rooms! They pour Welt" The social
frost broke up: the company were de-
lighted to ind that the great man
was interested In mundane matters OF
q kind on which every one might b
permitted TO have an opinion. and the
conversation. starting from the
humblest conveniences Of daily life.
melted insensibly into more liberal
subjecfs.-Arthur c. Benson. In Put,
mans and the Reader.
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Rochester News.
e. NJ. HARVEY, Local Editor.

DR.. H. w. Holden, dentist, will be at
the hotel Monday, July 20. se
Miss Mabel Perkins is ut home from
Barre for few weeks.
Frank Kennedy and Miss Lena Camp
bell were in Warren Monday.
w. H. Campbell is in Woodstock this
week, drawn on q struck jury.
Mrs. George Trask aud daughter, Mar
garet, returned from Boston Friday.
Mrs. J. r. Upper is spending two or
three weeks with relatives IN Stowe.
Mrs. Clarence Young and daughter re-
turned to her home in Brandon Saturday.
H. IL. Cushman and Henry Kinsman
was subpoenaed to Woodstock last Thurs
day.
Mrs. Jones Of Lowell, Mass, is visiting
at the home of her nephew, Frank Ken
nedy.
Mrs. p. c. Tinkham and. daughter,
Della, were in Burlington the last of the
week.
Mrs. Jack Miles was called to Forest
dale last week by the serious illness Of
her mother.
o. e. Barnard OF West Berkshire is to
be the principal of the graded school for
the coming year.
Miss Grace Robinson and her friend,
Miss Long, have been spending q week at
the Bread Loaf Inn.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. L. Weber and daugh-
ter, NJ. G. Weber, of Rutland and c. s.
Martin spent day last week in Pitts
field.
Mrs. Ellen p. Bean and daughter,
Esther, OF Maroa, ILL.,, are visiting Mrs.
Beams sister, Mrs. Henry Wing, for .
few weeks.
e. 8. French, Mr.. Mcintyre, Misses
Lena and Helen Campbell were in Han
over, N. H., Saturday, making the trip
in an automobile.
The ladies of the Cong'l society met
Thursday afternoon of last week to make
arrangements for their annual fair and
sale, and voted to hold il in the Town
hall on the afternoon and evening OF
Tuesday, Aug. 8. There will be for sale
both useful and fancy articles, confec-
tionery and food. Ice cream and cake
will be served at the usual price. A few
new attractions will be offered and all
viii be cordially welcome. From any
who hold the old church in loving re.
membrance, contributions OF money,
fancy or useful articles ~ill be gratefully
received and can be left at the home Of
Miss Jessie Morgan. Remember the
place and date.
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The Only Basis Of Society.

Few men suspect perhaps no man
comprehends. the extent Of the sup.
port given by religion TO every vfr.
tue. No man. perhaps. Is aware how
much our moral and social sentiments
are fed from this fountain: how pow
erless conscience would become with.
out the belief Of . God; how palsied
would be human benevolence. were
there not the sense Of a higher benevo
lence to quicken and sustain It.: how
suddenly the whole social fabric would
quake. and with what fearful crash
II would sink into hopeless ruin. were
the ideas Of Supreme Being. Of 90
countableness. and Of future life. to
be utterly erased from every mind
Claiming.
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HANCOCK

John Robson OF Burlington is in town
cutting his hay.
Mrs. Arthur Lebair has returned from q
visit in New York state.
The Branch school closed Saturday !;
Miss 10 Goodyear, teacher.
Maynard Bros, who have been in town
for short time, have returned to their
homes.
Parties are asking as much for uncut
grass as it usually brings after being
made into hay.
Mr.. Riley, who has been in the employ
of P. H. Eaton, has left the farm and
moved to Gran Vile.
The unusual smoky forenoon of Monday
set us to thinking that one should be es-
pecially careful in regard to forest fires
at this season.
The village school closed Friday.
Number of scholars, 80; attendance, 81
21-50. Those of full attendance were
Laurence Blair, Mildred, Bernice and
Maurice Eaton, Halle and Leonard
Marsh, Phyllis Farr, Julia and Wesley
Magiveney and Ruby WILDER. Absent
from one-hslf to three days each, Carlyle
Baker, Willie Blair, Napoleon and Flori-
da WILDER, Elmer and Abbie Eaton, Hem
~, Blanche, Bertha and Dan Manning
and Theron Riley. Mrs. Lizzie Sham
paney was teacher.
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eRAINrREE

Excursion to Ausable Chasu. See ad
on page 8.
Eugene Rhodes children. are not SC
we'll.
Fred Pecor has moved into part of Fred
Jacobs house.
Lewis Bates of Bethel is stopping at the
Inn for a few weeks.
A. c. Whitney has returned home from
Natural Bridge, y. Y.
Gladys Swan went to Mortified Mon.
day to visit friends for few weeks.
NJ. ]. Montgomery was called to Ran.
dolph Monday by the death of his broth
er. =lt
Charlie Campbell has left his boarding
place at George Cahee's and gone to board
at Harry pratt's.
Mrs. Eugene Osha, who has been stay.
ing with her father, has gone to Monson-
vile. p. O., visiting.
The two most popular ladies drawing
prizes at the voting contest at the Boiler
show were Miss Emma Patch of East
Granville and Miss Olive Gushea OF
Braintree.
The Riford Brook, Braintree Branch
and Battles schools closed with q picnic
July 3 in Williams grove. About seven
ty attended and all reported . fine time.
Croquet and baseball formed the chief
amusements OF the day. A dinner OF
baked beans, brown bread, sandwiches.
pie, cake and lemonade was served, to
which all did justice. Those pupils bav-
ing no marks during school membership
were Robert Ford, Howard Rogers, Belle,
Bertha, Myrtle and Howard Eddy, John
Anderson, Christie Williams, Elsie and
Ralph Mudgett, Leaphy Battles, Gladys
Flint, Rets and James Seymour. Emma
Ford, Roxy Battles and Winnie Rogers
were teachers.
Sunday, the house, barn and produce
of Willard Thompson were burned. He
had just driven up to his barn with a
load OF hay when the load began to
smoke, and in a moment it was ablaze.
The horses ran and before they could free
them the load tipped over, throwing the
horses down. They were badly burned,
but it is thought they will live. From
the burning hay, the barn caught, and
from that the flames communicated with
the house. The neighbors saved most of
the goods and Paul Wagner is out with .
paper for them. He has raised s75 in
money now. The family is staying with
Mr.. Ellis. The fire was caused by the
shoe rubbing on the wagon wheel. There
was no insurance on the house or goods.
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BETHEL LYMPUs

Albert Dustin was at Will DARTS last
week helping hay.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. A. Buttles and daugh-
ter, Mabel, visited his nephew, John
Manning, in Rochester Sunday.
Perlin Pady was called to Warren Fri
day by the serious illness of his grand
daughter, Florence Matthews.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elver Hoisington and
son, Mortimer, of West Medford, Mass,
came last Saturday to spend the summer
at 8. A. Bowen's..
Mrs. Cylena Hall returned to her home
with her daughter, Mrs. John Morse,
last week Wednesday, after spending sew
eral weeks in Bethel and Randolph.
Mrs. Charles Belknap went to South
Royalton last week on her way to her
home in Bridgeport, Conn.,, after spend
ing several weeks with her niece, Mrs. E.
o. Twitchell.
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Honesty and Natrimonr.

was astonished TO observe thr
Dogenes passed BY all the married
men without subjecting them 70 s-y
scrutiny whatever, and my perplsng
must have appeared in my face, for Z
was not long until the famous philoss
pher was pleased 20 remark:
-Of course. there's no possibility q
him whom / seek being married Re
would make a woman mad the Fey
frst time he went 70 see her."-Lte
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been married several years Hartnett
had not broken himself Of the habit
Not that he made scenes. but the at
mosphere of rebellion. of protest. OF
indignation with which lie surrounded
her on occasion was depressing 20 say
the least II was not that he resented
the presence OF any particular person.
but that he resented any withdrawal
OF her attention from himself even for
a few brief moments
He is merely a sulky little boy"
Mrs. Hartnett frequently told herself.
Il must remember that and try not to
mind"
But she did mind At last indigna-
ton grew uppermost in her feelings.
That she should be conscious OF giving
her every thought and all her affection
TO him and yet not succeed in satisfy
ing him reused her resentment Fl
care very much whether Hartnett was
INDUCING In fit Of Jealousy or not
Then the inevitable happened-she
awoke TO the realization that she did
not care for Hartnett- His state OF
mind made absolutely no difference 70
her. That was why when his firm
wanted to send him abroad fc- a cou-
pie OF years he went alone. They had
drifted too far apart even TO consider
going together. There was a muir al
forbearance which prevented any
words. but each knew.
AS the day waned which witnessed
Hartnett's departure from Chicago
Helena Hartnett sighed In relief. That
is. she thought 1t was relief The pros
pect OF unbroken weeks and months
ahead OF her In which she would be
free TO live and breathe and think
without the hampering fear OF precips-
tating trouble was welcome.
No man who really cared for his
wife could make her miserable In the
way Hartnett had made her. She did
not pretend to herself to be happy
since It was all over and she might
never see him again, but at least she
was free from that awful. ever-present
cloud Of Jealous espionage She told
herself that as time went on she
should recover the bright and cheerful
frame Of mind which had always been
hers In the old days. There must be
happiness for her somewhere.
New interests filled her life. but she
was restless. She could consider Hart
nett in a calm, impersonal way which
assured her that all affection for him
had vanished long ago and that she
never wanted to see him again or To
60 back to the old troublous days
which had meant a constant fear of
rousing his jealous temper The relief
from that was worth all the darkness
OF the present.
When the two years were up ana
Hartnett came back, OF course. she
rushed into his arms without a word
and he held her speeches., his face
white and tense
1--we learned" he began, bro
kenly.
DON'T" Helena Hartnett cboked
1T doesn't make any difference
whether you have or not-and / don't
believe You have or ever wiIl-but-"
I've learned not to be a fool. Hele- |
ma" said Hartnett.
Being a woman, she believed that he |
believed 1t. though she knew a leonard
cannot change his spots. She. too. had |
learned that the fact that they cared |
for each other outweighed everything
elss.-Chicago Daily News
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Shocking.

Where have you been. Clementins =
asked the aunt.
Il have been down to the falls play
ing with the eddies." replied the pretty
girl with wet fingers The old lady
was Mortified.
What? Playing with the Eddies?
And without q chaperon?"
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The Wrong One.

Lady-rm looking for goTerness
for my children.
Manager OF Intelligence once
Didn't we supply you with one lAE
week,
Yes"
We'll. madam. according 70 Der -
port, you don't need q goyerness ioa
need q lionfamer."-Life.
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A DRAWBACK.

Il always hate 10 have The Niosie5'
come in their automobiles 70 see u.
What difference does the suione
bile maker"
1T takes them so long 70 get starlss
after they make up their minds 70 81
Chicago Record Herald.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-07-16

~what'd Jimmy give yer Ger ys
birthday
This here brass ring"
How'd yer know Il AMT nothi. BIZ
brassz"
He gave Il ter ne."-ClsTsll1.
Leader.
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The Soil Theory.

Orator-Yes. gentlemen and fellow
citizens. the wealth Of a country ID Z
its soil
Old Hayseed Gin back seat)-cuss
ye never tried farmin'. did ye'-NsE
York Weekly.
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Filled the eilI.

Belle-Jack said looked 90 sweet
In my new gown he couldn't help kiss
ing me.
Maud-Well, the modiste guaranteed
the dress would give you satisfaction.
Exchange.
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How He Used Them.

Teacher-Tommie. do you ever Use
o comb and brush?
Tommie-Yes, ma'am; use Wv
brush to keep the comb stuck H.
Yonkers Statesman.
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For Enaaaement RInas.

why did you accept George % sud
denly after you had refused him only
last week."
Because I read In the papers that
diamonds were getting chsapsr..s
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-07-16

Customer should like something
little historical In character
Lbrarian-How would the EioTy u
vesuvius suit your
Customer-HumI What cid be ON
Off
Librarian-Of eruption. ! believe
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-07-16

Yes. sir. before / was ten years Oh
I knew everything"
Il suspected everything al Sd
Life.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-07-16

a certain excite
ment In seeing
him sink into
wrath and then
bringing him back
TO his normal
state merely by
turning her atten-
ton to him.
II gave her q
sense of power
which would have
been sweet TO any
girl. no natter
how sensible or
well-meaning. II
thrilled her to re-
lie that he cared
about her so
much and there
fore was unable
to keep . we'll
balanced point OF
view. To be sure.
after tley were
e n gagged g.. Q
laughed at him
frankly and told
him that he was
foolish. He C
knowledged .ie
fact, out oeemed
unable TO Danish
his spells Of jeal-
ousy.
She often re-
membered these
little scenes and
wondered rather
duly how she
ever had been
able to smile over
them - for even
after they had
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Hioh Life.

Mother. may ] 60 out 20 ayg
Yes. my darling daughter.
Don't go more than two miles high
And don't go over the water.
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chesty.

Bacon-what makes him % ehes1
Egbert-why. when be goes ~,
he takes IA trunks with hin!-i
cry afatsgman