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Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
Observation-Disclosures,
J BUSINESS LOCALS. :
:. NJ. SMITH,
County Clerk.

Advertisements under this head ore charged
% the rate Oi cent per word, Hfst insertion =,
cent pr aDfd i0r sscH lnsertiDn thereafter. u
WORDS uf lees, q per month. SJ al lsau ulefi
Inserted Tor Ieas than O. ecuu
Figures count ~ ore word. FOf Instance
the numcfsl combination "iEG' counts a. one
word
IH1 initials count a. one word. FOF instsuce
90. y. Jones counts ~ two Hgfcs.
Tie minimum charge g. iyf Is words that l..
nu advertisement from ! word tp l5 words l.
counted a. Do words az advertisement from 10
tY ~ Eofds, inclusive, Il counted ~ ~ words
ifufn q 20 - wgffis II cuuuted NJ u words, etc
The figures following the advertisement indi.
cnie hDW long it is - run. and are not charged
10 ihr customer. For Instance, I-u-Zt indicates
.uat tte Advertisements WHH nfst published on
March -, aud that 10 j. 70 BE- inserted twice.
7 De ngurrs aud letters 8-i-u indicate that the
advertisement was hr.t Published April I and
That u j. to - run until the customer orders II
dtscoutiuue1l
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
Notice to Creditors.

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
hag been duly appointed adIninistrslrix
Of the estate Of Albert ". Fowler,
deceased, by the County Court Of the State of
Oregon, for Polk County, and mas qualified.
All persons having claims against the said
estate are hereby notified to present the same
duly verified, together with the proper vouchers
therefor, to the undersigned at her residence
in Dallns in said County, within six months
from the dste Of this notice.
Dated and irst published April 3, 1908
NANCY &. FOWLER
Administrative Of the estate Of
Albert W. Fowler, deceased.
Oscar Hsyter, Attorney.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
Administrators Notice.

Notice Il hereby given that the undersigned
esiste Of stanley Brown, deceased. ~ the County
Cont of polk County, oregon, and hss qcali
fed. Nov. therefore, all JersOus having claims
against said estate are hereby notified and
required TO present the sane, with the proper
gOlrheTE, 70 the undermined 81 his place Of
residence near Airlie, in Polk County, Oregon,
within siz months from the date hereof.
Dated April ?, 1872.
JAMES x. BROWN.
Administrator Of The eztste0f
Stanley Brown, deceased.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
Sell Locomotive.

Engine Number ]. the first engine
On the road between Dallas and Falls
City, and the engine which was used
in all Of the construction work on that
linc, pulled out from the depot in Dal.
las for the last time Wednesday after.
noon, bound for Portland instead Of
Pals City. The Salem Falls City &
Western Railway Company has cold
1t to the Mount Hood Railway Com.
pany, which will use It on the construc.
tiOn work on the new electric line
which Ia 10 be built out VI Portland.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

The young women Of the Y. W. G. A.
Of Dallas College. will give season
Social IN the College chapel this even
Ing for the purpose Of raising funds
10 send delegates 10 the Y. W. @. A.
Convention 10 b. held at Gearhart
Park from June n to 20. -Four booths
will be- equipped 10 represent the four
SEASONS, and In each one appropriate
delicacies will b. on sale. During the
evening an exoellent musical program
will b. rendered. Admission at the
door will b. free
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
Notice of Bids For Construction Of
Three Bridges and -Four Pills.

Three Bridges and Your Fills.
Notice is hereby given tina, bids will
. be received for the construction Of one
steel span 100 feet long with forty Zee,
approaches at each end, at Inde-
Z pendence; one sixty foot span wood
bridge with 30 feet approach at each
end at what IL known az the Plannery
bridge; one forty five foot span wood
bridge az what is known as the Ash
sEale near Mccoy.
Also for making four fills az follows 4:
At Independence, length about as
feet, average height about 10 feet.
Fiannery Fill, length about so feet.
average height about feet.
Swale FIJI, length about 2l0 feet,
average height about 6 feet.
Lung Fill, length about 40 feet,
average height about feet.
That said bidg as received will be
opened by the county court at the
County Court room in Dallas, Oregon,
on the 18th day OF April, 1908, at the
hour Of 10 o'clock Il. m. The right 10
reject any or all bids is reserved by
the court Plans and specifications
may be found on file at the county
clerks office on and after April /, 1908.
Certified check for five per cent Of each
bid must be delivered with each bid,
and sufficient bond will be required
by the successful bidder on entering
into contract, Bids will be received
for the steel bridge and steel work
separately, and for each Of the wood
bridges Or as a whole for all bridges
and fills, or f'r bridges separate and
fills separate from bridges.
33I g L. NJ. SMITH,
County Clerk.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

The slda and bl:1Ilng works s6ds
aDOtnsf important manufacturing
industry % Dallas already long list-
The new ooncern will be managed by
men who thoroughly uDdersisnd their
business, and will I'll long felt want
for the towns On the west slde u the
Wlllamette river.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

New shirt waists, parasOls, long silk
and Lisle gloves at Campbell &
Hollister's.
Ivan Smith, foreman Of the VIII
lamette Valley sawmill, narrowly
escaped ssrious Injury In an accident
at the mill Wednesday. While en-
gagged In repairing II belt, the machln.
CRY. which had been stopped for the
pnrpose, was accidentally started up
again and Mr. Smith received severe
blow on the leg from the flying belt
Fortunately the machinery was
stopped at once, aud be suffered no
greater Injury than painful brulse.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

II Mr. Fulton was innocent Of the
charges made against him By SIR.
Heney, he could have made the master
stroke of his life by remaining in
Portland, going onto his accuser's 's
platform, and proving 70 the world
that tho California prosecutor was
really the monumental liar" that the
Senator had made him ont n be. Such
q course would have vindlcAted Fulton
beyond all question ia the minds
Of tho people, and would have
squelehed Heney for all time 10 come.
Knowing that Honey was coming N
Portland, Fulton could have afforded
10 postpone bis Baker City date a day
or two and insist on meeting bis
accnser face 10 face, which be- had a
perfect right b do under the clrcum-
stances. But as Heney came. Fulton
went, and nov the yoters are as much
10 the dark o. ever. Just as at the
beginning Of the campalgH, the scrap
is still case Of You did" and Il
didn't"
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
COURT HOUSE NOTES
hsnxz Of Interest Pr9z The RscoE1s
in the County Offices
Briefly Tod
REAL ESTATE

REAL E-IAIE-
United States 70 william Sin noEs
10 acres, tss. rsEs pateot
BridEell q: CrsYen 70 Vinegar &
Cone, lots 10 Monmouth, sz5J0.
George W Morris Il al 10 81 Morris,
land 10 tss,r szf10.
WI GilsoD q u 70 J r Meyer, lo,s
ln Pals City, s>)
William Simmons q " to Paul
Puudman, land 10 tCs,Ts s321.
Solomon X CtogIsy 4 TX 70 Fife L
Crowley e al. % acres. t7s,rl s..
PROBATE.
Estate Of Lincoln McCoy-bond filed
and approved J. l.. Pet;yiohn, W. L.
Pettyiohn and Wills Rowell appointed
appraisers.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
Spring Humors

Impure or effete matters accumulated
in the blood during the winter cause in the
spring such dishguring and painful troubles
as boils, pimples, and other eruptions. also
weakness, loss Of appetite, that tired feeling.
The best medicine to take is Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the
blood, and effects permanent cures by giving
healthy functional activity to the stomach,
liver. kidneys, bowels and skin.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

Coed Soo-acrc dairy and stock farm.
two miles from railroad; good grass
and farming land plenty Of running
water; good house and barn and
sheds Call on or addrcss JtNns A
0THsoS, Sheridan. Or. r. F.D.L
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Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
WOOD For Sale.

Do FoG rss1 woo1s We EaEE Il
rzzins5 To7 1Esi tGe al1ek W1oc tr15Z
IT, ITl.za-s=z-z TzII=F LzZ1sE Con-
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~ ~1s1s5 y1z e11 bzE- SIS Eer k-sz1-
5atzT4rz,1 MEsza1 F5o1= 141-. q l=ssTz
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Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
FE@aE

I'D 4z-a. vel .=-cs3 t9Z Goats, II
ares C-l-zT : s1-1-
44e-=z q bszEiZg APIS. PrU1ss,
F=arz- CEsrr54z
H.5o1 E0zse, Barn 31I4J Il. God
Ez1l, , spyirgz and stream q spark
Ing Esss-. tie entire year.
4 TX q fus Timber. Tell ne If this
& rot 3 real snap.
Two. % acre homes. in the City, al
bargain.
Also have Farms and City Property
TO numero1s 70 mention and vacant
los.
A. J. BARHAM,
I~.~.r - DIT. "a
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
Proposals For Street Improvement.

Sealed bids will BE- received at the
Office Of the auditor aud police Judge
Of the City Of Dallas, Oregon, until
one O'Clock, p. IN. Monday, April 20.
1905, Tor the grading aud macadamI.
zatlOn ~ those certain parts Of streets
"a described In Ordinance No. IOj Of
said City, belnR nine blocks and four
street intersections to improve; such
grading aud macadam ization 10 be-
completed on OF befOre October I. 1908
The CITY viii furnish crushed rock
at tue quarry at Csc per yard, aud will
lease IT. steam ROAD roller at a.. CO per
day. Specifications for work may be
seen At the Office ~ the Auditor. Each
bld must be- accompanied by certl.
fled check, payable b the City Of DAT.
las fot 10 pr ceut ~ the amount bid.
b. be- forfeited in case the bidder shall
fail h give bond aud execute con
tract The envelope containing the
bid must be directed % the under.
signed Auditor and marked IBID on
Street improvement" Bord 10 an
amount equal 10 the contract price
will h. required for faithful perform.
Anoo OF contract
The city reserves the right 10 reject
any aud all bids.
Dated April 2. 1905
lSeaD l. ID. BROWN,
Auditor and Police Judge
of the City OF Dallas.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

Registered yellow jersey bull for
servicc. two miles from Dallas on
salem road. r. T. PIERcE Mutual
phone. Rlckrcall line. 81. asst
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
Eggs for IiatchinR.

Single Comb Bun orplngton eggs,
81 for rs.
I-2-tf J. T.. BEEzLEY, Falls City.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
Team For Sale.

Weight 2G"Olbs good to work gentle
and sound. Price $500 JUSTIN HUNTER,
Dallas II. +. d. ?. Mutual phone
Blue 25. 3-27-tf
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

Logauberry plants for sale. Both
kinds. W. II. KRAHER. Rickreall. Or.
Independent Phone. I-l4-5t
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

lG-inch grub oak heater wood for
sale. +. M CocHRAN. Leave orders
at Webster's confectionery store.
2.27-tf
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
FOR SALE.

A fine home Of 8 rooms, rich sandy
land, plenty fruit and grapes; one
acre or more of ground in edge of
Dallas.
l6O acres-will sell in 4O-acre tracts /:
only 81 miles out; fine fruit land.
90 acres-fne fruit land, 4 miles Of
Monmouth; nearly all cleared, at a
bargain, best of terms.
Some good bargains In farms and
smaller tracts. Could take some city
property as part OF purchase price.
II. G.. CAMPBELL
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

In Dallas 4 sold gold Wood-s1
Wz-e1 ehs-- Finer r8e2se r=c7rr
= Il c. SsyZogE ElT-1
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

All parties intending 10 buy imple-
ments had better see +. J. Wagner
before making their purchaser.
Lift.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
en-. Kidneys bowels and skin.

ehocaIais1 tsklst farui 1hsT hars iirriIaaiIT
- nNrna curative pfulsrflsa a. ~ ugala frfaa
- 50 ~ etar.cr1iiaIn. tresksra ~ luakssa
81 ~ dralriIlI ~ frlrarfl5 - us1lI r-af
q ] llaa.- -. L...-- Ma..
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

! have a few full blood. rose comb
Rhode Island Red oockerels for sale.
Mas. J. ]. FIpLKR.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

225 Egg Incubator and Brooder in
good condition. Can be seen In oper-
alton now. Address P. o. sII. Dallas.
l-la-tt
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

The circug is conoing, sBd ine sIsll
boy is happy ard sonoe u us oldeF
boys, t,1, for that MATER.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

Polk county draft borass selliog fsr
eG00 a spani Hoz Il ihaf f9f real
prosperlty2
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

A ssW s-erZe1EE Ee3 70 1EST5l a11
EsLgz szEz-= al sE-5zAs o gEes- Z85-I1
u a. L Ese5ad IL ali b1-es- c1=lEezS
h1z=zs. Eze@o-sas. &c 451rass
s-z= l. 4 MATHEWS
Dallas, OFeg1z
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

The agony viii sooD BE- oTer foF 2
large number u politIeai aspirsI,s-
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17
w. H. ROY 8 co.
Dallas, Oregon

Ifyou want good home in Dallas
with lots OF fruit and fine sandy gar
den, see H. G. Campbell t.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1908-04-17

A. j. bahHaH u,
Ist door west Of P0stOfice
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-12-16
Too Well Initiated.

1t is no easy matter for violin max
er to rival the famous Stradlvarius In
struments but this an American maker
did, and did so effectively that experts
pronounced his violin genuine Stradi'
varius.
The successful man was the late
George Gemunder, famous violin
maker Of New York. His remarkable
ability as q preparer Of violins was
known to many a distinguished player,
such as Ole Bull, Remenyi and VIII
helmj. But he made, so runs the story.
his greatest success at the Paris expo
sitIon of Eiffel tower fame. To that ex-
hibition he sent an imitation Stradfva-
RUS and to test its merits had 1t placed
on exhibition as the genuine article.
A committee Of experts carefully ex-
amined the instrument and pronounced
1t q Stradivarius. SO far Mr.. Gemun'
der's triumph was complete. But now
came a difficulty. When he claimed
that 1t was not an old violin, but new
one made by himself, the committee
would not believe him. They declared
he never made the instrument and pro-
nounced him an impostor. He had
done his work too we'll.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-12-16
f Wash Twice a Year.

A claiming Hungarian countess
)nce said to me, "What is so nice
about the men from England is that
they look so clean, as If they had just
come from q swim" OF course we
pride ourselves on our morning tubs,
splash and splitter and SILVER and pol
lsh up with rough towels. what dirty
people those English are" remarked
an Italian, when they find 1t neces-
sary to wash all over every day! Why,
l only wash twice a Year, l have
met Chinese who regard washing all
over as a proceeding decidedly i'm
proper. A Chinese is washed when he
is born, and he has no other altogether
wash till he is dead. But We British
people have adopted cleanliness only
Of recent years. Small houses have
their bathrooms, but very few houses
built over half a century ago were pro-
vided with bathrooms. / suppose
those must have been the days Of the
Saturday night wash IN the kitchen.
Certainly our gay cavalier ancestors In
silks and rufiles must have been a
dirty gang. Handkerchiefs were not
invented, and the velvet cloaks must
often have been greasy. The rollick-
ing old times were very dirty old
times.-"Baths, Pleasant and Other
wise"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-12-16
A Daal In Gum.
II these little newsboys are re

Come Of these little newsboys are re
scurceful little mites. A day or two
ago a business man dropped a silver
mounted fountain pen through the
grating in front Of building on West
Third street. They told him In the
store that there was no access to the
hole from the inside. He seemed to
be up against 1t. Two newsies saw
him peerlng down into the grating and
got interested.
"Tn git 1t out fer you, mister" spoke
up one OF them, 'if you'll stand the ex'
pense. It'll take about a nickePs
worth o. chewin' gum"
The man said he would finance the
gum scheme, whatever it might be.
A minute or two later the boy had
dashed into a store and got a yard
stick. He was chewing hard on an
entire 8 cents worth Of gum. As soon
as this was properly softened by the
process of mastication he placed 1t on
the end Of the yardstick. stuck the
stick through the grating until the gum
met the pen and brought the pen up
with the utmost OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Plain Dealer.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-12-16
Can't Twiddle Their Thumbs.

The gorilla and chimpanzee, which
belong to the higher order OF apes,
have many points Of resemblance to
man, but there is one thing they can
not do-that is, twiddle their thumbs
In the gorilla the thumb is short and
does not reach much beyond the bot
tom of the first joint Of the forefnger
It is very much restricted IN Its move
ments, and the animal can neither
twiddle his thumbs nor turn them
round so that the tips describe circle
There are the same number Of bones In
the hand of gorilla as In the hand OF
O man. but the thumbs of the monkey
have no separate fexor or bending
muscle. This is why a monkey always
keeps the thumb on the same side as
the fingers and never beIds 1t ROUND
any object that may be grasped. In
the gorilla the web between the fingers
extends to the second joint. the fingers
taper to the tips, and there is cailos
ity on the knuckles on which the AMI
NAL rests when walking ON all fours.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-12-16
fiekl.nes, In Penmanship.

Speaking Of check signatures ana
forgery, q downtown paying teller re
marked: Zone Of the most peculiar
points in our business is one little com
pretended by the public. ] mean the
embarrassment caused by the man
whose signature Is seldom the same. or
nearly so, two weeks In succession.
"This fickleness Is not Intentional. II
is In almost every case Temperament
tai. The man guilty Of It is generally
nervous and not infrequently Is greatly
lacking In stability Of character. AT
times you. as a layman, would hardly
believe it possible that his signature
on two different checks was the work
of the same hand.
"Of course we come to know these
cases in time, and there are always
certain characteristics In a persons
handwriting which the expert can de-
tect and which go far to convince.
Nevertheless the changeable signature
is a nuisance and involves an added
peril. New York Globe.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-12-16
Liuhtinu the Nest.

There dwels in upper Burma a bird
with the high sounding name of New
courts baza. but which is really sort
of blackbird. 1t is conspicuously clev-
er, at least in one curious particular
for it actually lights up its nest artiii,
cially. To do this 1t works up lot OF
clay into balls and sticks these balls all
over with living firehies In such way
that, although the firefies are held cap
tive. they shine all the same. The New,
courts 'baza then decorates Its nest
with half Il dozen or so Of these balls
by hanging them round. The balls
last for only few days and are then
replaced by others, and so on al
through the nesting season.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-12-16
$4,000 Cash

and the balance in equal installments,
payable In l, 2, and years FROM the
day OF sale, with interest, which deferred
payments will be evidenced by the
bonds OF the purchaser waving home
stead, and title to be retained as ultl
mate security; OIL upon confirmation OF
the sale If the purchaser desires. deed
WITH special warranty will be made tO
him or to whomsoever he may in writ
ing direct by VIM. A. Anderson, Special
Commissioner who has been authorized
the same to do and cotemporsneOuslY
with the execution thereof, . deed OF
trust will be executed by the grantee In
said deed to VIM. A. Anderson, Trus-
tee, securing the deferred payments on
all the property. real and personal,
upon suck terms aud conditions as to
insuisnce. taxes. etc, as may De pre-
scribed by said Commissioner. and IL
the event that deed OF conveyance and
deed Of trust as aforesaid aIe executed,
the purchaser will pay half the costs OF
executicg and recording same.
The above properties ere the famous
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-12-16
IN CHANCERY

Having been directed by decree OF
the Circuit Court of Rockbridge Coun-
Il. Virginia, In the above entitled cause
entered therein on the 10th day Of No
vsmber 1908. to take the following &C
count namely:
LIST, The land Of which VIM. Holmes
died, seized, and Whist interests the
parties to this suit now have In said
land.
End. The state OF the title thereof.
3rd. What taxes remain unpaid on
said land, and the amount due Il. ID.
Letcher, who purchased the came at a
taxed Sc lie. and what should be paid him
for q release OF his rights and interests.
4th. What should DO paid the said
G. D. Letcher, attorney. out Of the fund
for filing and prosecuting this suit.
5th. What liens, Ii any, rest upon
said land, ard what debts II any the
said VIM. Holmes estate owes includ-
ing unpaid taxes.
9th. And anything else deemed per-
tinent by the Master or required by any
party 10 interest.
The undersigned commissioner In
chancery hereby gives notice to all per,
sons interested, that he has fixed
THURSDAY DECEMBER THE 31ST
1908. as the time and his Office In Lex
ingtor, Virginia, as the place for exc
cutting the foregoing decree of reference
w. T. SHIELDS,
Commissioner In Chancery
g. D. Letcher, p. q. Dec. S-OS'4
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-12-16
KNEW HIS BUSINESS.
Why the Colored Cook Remained Be-
low During the Flow.

Why the Colored Cook Remained Be-
low During the Flow.
A story is told Of a well known anna
teur yachtsman who was one night
anchored near rocky and dangerous
shore. Suddenly, just before dinner, a
stiff inshore wind started up. The an
Choir began to drag Another was rap
idly thrown overheard. but in the IN
creasing squall that, too, failed to hold.
The schooner seemed in imminent dan
ger of drifting or the rocks, but at last
another anchor gripped, and the dan
ger was past.
The yachtsman, nearly exhausted
from his efforts. dropped on the deck
to recover his breath and rest. In the
quiet that followed there came to his
ears the click-click -clack-click-clack OF
a busily manipulated spoon against a
bowl.
He listened for a moment and then
went below. The cook was preparing
salad dressing.
"Why. Sam" he exclaimed in aston"
ishment. didn't you know that we
nearly went ashore"
ooh. yasslr yassir." came the undis-
turbed reply. 81 thought she was goin'
on de rocks. suah."
"Well, In a case like that don't you
ever 20 up on deck? We had mighty
close call"
"Well. you see. It's like this: You
can't leave mayonnaise minute,
cause it'll turn right back."-Youth's
Communion.