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The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
The Distance Around.

A bright-eyed old man boarded the
train at St Paul, bound for Seattle.
As tho conductor passed through the
car he old man stopped him and asked
how far it was from ST Paul to Sc
attic.
Sixteen hundred and twenty miles, 50
the official answered. CURLY.
The next time the conductor came
along the old man stopped him again,
and asked him how far It was from
Seattle TO St Paul
See here, my man said the con-
ducior, pompously; its 1929 miles
from ST Paul to Seattle, and It's $50
miles from Seattle 10 81. Paul; do you
understand?
Maybe so. said The little man,
modestly 4 didn't know You see.
it's only seven days from Christmas
TO New Years. but IFS long time
from New Years 10 Christmas.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
Removing Stains.

Glycerine rubbed into coffee or tea
stains will remove them from wooden
and other materials, and itself be then
washed out with soap and water. To
remove blood sIo's drop cold wafer
quickly on the stains, and then cover
with thick layer of powdered starch
When dry brush Of. when the s'aii
should have vanished, though il some
times happens that a second alplira
ton is necessary. Spots hat hav
dried into the fabric need soaking j
cold water
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
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!: NEWS OF THE RIVERS +:
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

The river marked 4G feet On the
Cairo garge last evening showing a
fall Of / Of foot ~ "A hours.
Rising rivers were reported yester.
day from points above here as fol
lows: Parkersburg 4. Evansville
3, Mt. Vernon A. Kansas City IL,
The Georgia Lee from ST Louis
was in port all morning adding
freight for Memphis and way points.
She got away at u a. NJ
The John S. Summers brought a
raft Of Ices ont Of the upper Mis1s-
sippi for the Weis-Peterscn Box.
company.
The government steamer Chisca
came out OF the Mississippi 3li9he {
The Stacker Lee was DELAYED by
fogs on her way to st. Louis. She
VIII be ont this morning bound for
Memphis.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
Observation-Disclosures
The WEATHER
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Yesterdays Cairo Temperatures.
General Conditions.

The day was mostly cloudy with
trace of rain. and . of an inch foI
the "a hours en- ling last evening
Wind reached maximum OF 70 miles
Der hour Friday. The goyernmel u
bulletin reported rain from rs points
extending over the Ohio valley..l IA
tremes Of temperature were 80 al
Los Angeles and % at North Platte
and Winnemucca Minimums and
maximums in this section were:
Cairo 1916, st. Louis 40-G2, Memphis
42-70, Chicago 54-G2 Cincinnati 5S-6S.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
Conducts Examination.

The council OF the Royal College OF
Surgeons has given permission to Dr.
Elliot Smith and Or. Wood Jones Of
the Cairo Medical school. TO carry out.
in the museum OF the college. an ex.
animation OF a collection ~ material
found during excavations in the Nile
valley. The material Is represents
tive ~ peoples inhabitlng Nubia In
ancient times. and Is expected TO
throw light on their pathology and the
results Of their surgery. The Egypt
ian government has expressed its viii.
ingness TO present the collection Of
specimens 10 the museum Uf the Rot al
College Of Surgeons
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25

Gen. Dabney r. Maury tells in his
~Recolleciions Of a Nirginisn" Of an
old lady in Fredericksburg who was
reduced 10 taking in boarders IN order
70 make both ends meet. on one &C
cssion ~ stress the larder vas 50
empty that the good woman took 10
her bed and summoned her servant
Nancy" she said. there's nothing IN
the house for mv boarders TO eat ex-
cept mush. but give them that ~
they are Christians they viii accept T.
in resignation and thankfuiness. And
II they ere not CHRISTIANS. 81 b. a deal
too good Tor them
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25

The Bulletin 8 months $50 gives
$50 votes.
The Bulletin 9 months $500 gives
800 votes.
The Bulletin one year 5000 gives
720 votes.
II a subscription is new 80 addi.
ticnal votes will be given for every
month paid.
Subscriptions may be paid at the
office and votes will be issued but il
YOU VIII call or phone to the office
We will furnish you with small re.
ceipt book so that you may get YOUR
friends subscriptions before they
give their votes to some one else.
During the first two weeks OF the
contest no one will be permitted to
cast more than 100 votes each dav.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
RULES OF The CONTEST.

ANY white child under five years
OF age may enter.
The ballot cut from the paper
counts one vote These ballots must
be cast at least once each week.
Besides the small ballots votes are
ISSUED with subscriptions to The But.
letin.
For every dollar that is paid on
new subscriptions $50 are issued and
Tor every dollar that is paid their
subscriptions by old subscribers 100
votes are issued
No votes will be issued when a
sum less than one dollar is paid on a
subscription.
The following table will aid YOU:
The Bulletin , months sl.20 gives
120 votes.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
Memorial 20 Victims.

The prison ship martyrs. forgotten
victims % the revolutionary var has
been cOmmemorsfed after more than a
hundred Years - neglect a monu.
victims % the Wallsbout prison ships
T. erected On Port Green hin. in
Brooklyn. and Dedicated BY the Presi-
dent Of the United States.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
Bed Tare Eindinn.

There f. nothing that binds like re
tape. The story is told Of priya'
in the French army who desired {
buy and wear a special kind OF She
rather than the regulation article. u
discovered that it was possible only
after months Of delay. and after secm
ing written permits from some sever
bureaus or more.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
DEPOSIT CERTIFICATES
Concluded From First Page

Concluded From First Page.)
and gas, and the important relatio.,
they bear to the interests of the west.
ern part OF the state.
Another letter asks that Judge John
Henderson, Of Meadville Pa. be ap.
pointed to the superior bench. Both
appointments were made.
Letters and kilograms between
Archbold and Attorney General FL
Kin, Of Pennsylvania. were read. In
one Of these Archbold notified Elkin
that he encolesd certificate Of depos.
it for $4,000 in the latters favor. ami
IN another mentioned a $4,000 de.
post
In another h. called the attorney
generals attention TO a measure then
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
MASS MEETING TONIGHT
DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ARE INVITED
ae thousands OF COntened Healthy and Satisfied Consumers Of
SWEEP Sugar Glen MOIasSes Will Meet at Fat Bills Hail.

sucea4 il
"e n"F false and malicious ots ,s,u. connections who
"S good mla~@ failed any urotIn T.,
~ " s0'* sdsHtng sweetness superiority of s,y al, ,t
@ IN Nos9@ 10 b.. utIol ia viuI. uprtr
eAgeahet' by nmiatoH who en d that
Ak for Sweet Sugar Glenn, t,.. az o. , --.
i~,ig shouug '""' N" VIII Jos" the mighty
HAIL TO THE srGtRGEy~
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
Needs Money. Not Life.

"Now. Pat would YOU sooner lose
your money or YOUR life7'
why. me loife. yer reverence; I
want me money for me old age
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25

pending in tho legislature, which he
said he would like 10 have killed. and
asking what the chances would be.
Hearst said that General Elkin is now
Supreme Court Justice OF Pennsyl.
yania
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
DON'T REcoLLEcT LETTERS.

Pittsburg, Oct. Civilian A.
Stone. former governor of pennsyl.
vania, who was shown a copy of the
letters made public tonight by VII
liam r. Hearst, stated that be had no
recollection OF receiving the letters:
that ne did appoint Judge Henderson
to the bench. and that he appointed
Morrison because he knew him to be
an able lawyer and, had known him
years before he appointe dhim.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
Sun End MOO !.

Sun will rise today .-. 6:22 a. M.
Srn Will set today ... SOC M.
Neon WIZ set tonight . COS p. m,
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
Forecasts For Today.

Cairo and vicinity; Threatening
with showers. Net much change in
temperature
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
Dawn and Dark,

God and His million cares III
Went to the left or right ~
Leaving our world; and tn. day w
Grew night. EN-
Back from o sphere lie came "
over a starry lawn,
cooked AZ our word. ana the dark
Grew dawn
Norman Gale. Orchard Songs."
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25

When the band plays "El BORN
quen," watch the aristocrats. Their
eyes cannot conceal the exultation OF
that little drop of Indian blood which
thrills in them.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25
French proverb.

In the land OF the blind the one eyed
are kings.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25

The inice Of the sugar cane is sweet
and harmless Aged. it becomes rum,
and stupefies Beware Of her who In
maturity is fascinating
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25

Wcaen who eat dulces (sweets) all
day long al cyentlde speak sourly to
their men
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25

BY San Geronimo great gun lies
useless. too heavy to be mounted on
the walls. Some ambitions are like
that
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-10-25

The Bulletin owns the exclusive
franchise Of the Associated Press.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
FARMERS CREDIT ALL TOGOOD
No Reason TO Make Excuses for
Borrowing Money.
But He Has the Habit of Explaining
How Poor He Is. and still
Does So

The farmer IS really richer than he
thinks he is. HIS earnings this year Will
be enormous # present prices continue
A Central Ohio Plrme- was complain
ing the other day that he had not as much
cash on hand as he needed. and apollo
gized therefor 20 the local banker, says
the Cleveland News
WAS your wheat short this year,
asked the banker
No had 200 acres. it VIII average .
busheIs7 set S3 cents g bushel."
The banker did some rapid figuring
Then you have a clean profit OF about
5000 on your wheat aIone27
YES. about that. but
do You farmers expect the earth 90
broke out the banker 4 have been anal
yzinE some Of the apologies that the
farmers have been making. and have con-
cluded that they are very hard to please %
The fact is that the farmer has become
SO accustomed 20 finding some explana-
ton for business operations that involve
borrowing. that he cannot break himself
Of the habit though ire IS far better
equipped 20 make loans for temporary
needs than the merchant. TO whom it is d
matter of course
The farmer has an ideal Of Out-of-debt-
edness up 10 which he thinks he must
measure. and hence he is a poor borrower
in the sense that he does not look upon
e purely as a business matter But he
is really enjoying remarkable prosperity
and possesses a very comfortable bank
balance.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
ATCRISON WISDOM.

From the Atchison Globe.
The truth Is regarded by most people as
an insult
Almost every man is better man than
he is q husband
Nearly every boy determines to whir
his school teacher when he grows up
Better keep out of trouble. all your
friends viii do 10 help you is to say. IT'S
too badl'
The only way q man can find a pen and
ink at his house is TO tell his wife he
wants 10 write q check
Some women can take a SO bin and buy
clothes that look better than clothes other
women pay SO for
When q man is sick YOU hear his WOm-
en- folks say a gocS Geal about the diff
Guilty Of keeping him In bed
Our idea of a very mean man is one
who finds fault with his wife's breakfas;
the morning after they are married
\ boy never learns 10 sing until after
he has fallen in love. A boy who has
never been smitten thinks 1t soft" to
sing
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
DEEDS OF TRUST.

Pleasant Plaias-sfa-ie H Baker 70 William Z.
Saunders and Claud Livingston. % se1re -r.s-
mot W Trew. so. I year. per cent. SEMI
annually. lot l. square ese5-
Wyoming TeTace-Sim0u Voc et uz % Myer
Cohen and Isle S Lipzoonlb, 70 sec1re Kate
4. FIagg. S9o9o. years. p- CENT. quarterly.
i5- ~
sherv0ot-Fraak G. and Julia Z vrs-u % Ge1r-s
C. Gertnan and A E-skine 1iI-er. 90 secI-s
Isaac Il Bryan S.ao. years. per czut
seIzi-ar-nually, lot =. square f237. Same 20
sane. % secIre sane. 500. % s. months,
pcT cent. lot 9 square 4ei1-
square izJ-John p Mann e ux- 70 Isaac Z Shoe
maker and David T. We@Ter. 70 szcr-e tIarv s.
Tlle-- Sl-53. % g months. yer cent. ul--
kluE's Acre and Iart Io- I12
Square 55s-Chsries p. Caywood e. uz and John
z Garrett e uz- % Madison WEiprle ard g..
Chester CayEood. % Eecu-e james ? Harl5.
SLe9. years. per c-lr. sel-i iz-nrza-g. il- s.
Whlr---sl1---tI7ren T. Fowler q ny % Frliz---z
a EeuuiuE and Braiuarl W ParEl-. 20 secure
Kari FeuuIng So. years. Tar cent. sa1.i-
annually. I0t 81. block 5s-- Sane 20 sane. 70
se--rs same deot. lot g. block 59-
VYe=- Eck5aEtou-5o--frled MAYER q uz. 20 Harry
I. EIst and David y. Rust IT, 10 s=-e
Harold L johnson. Ss11. 8 months per cent
lot =. block 9. John J. Don77az % J. y. E.ai-
stCu and Z Quincy smith. % secure Tie Union
savings Bank Of Wasliuetca- D. C.. $50, 6
months. g Ter cent lo- IS. block +
Inrer-s--Wiliizm H 1Iarkri-e- 70 z R. HcTel-
stein and James J. Becker % zec7E-e Man A.
O1s-sr and Ellen 1larzr.--. g s55-s7 On demand
without interest his interest il real and G-r-
s1ull estate cf John sI1rszl-er- deceased
square a1l-H1-r5s aug-hach 70 VIZ. JCsep5. 20
Louis r Peak ard Watson F. C-arz. 20 secure
Cl1rles z Marsh. S4.o11 5 wears Der c5--.
sl-1i-a11ualIv. part original l1-
( II-ieElic-EzHard NJ Han 20 u-- 90 Wharton z.
Lester and Michael J. Colbert. = secure The
National Permanent Baiilizs Assse4-i1u. So ll5.
l5-s S. g. 81 block o
Waslzugr-n Hei-E-s-Hs1-y ?. BAR 20 EdEar5 J.
S-eliEa-e1 AID Ge1rze z F-eIrz. % secure
Edward l. Hii.-g-. $50. years. rHr cz1-.
s-l-srnssa--r- i9- 2 b0C5 &
Peasant P-zi---darrv 2. Wilson ard Harrr ward
man % B. Frances Ssul and Walter Z. Hl--s1.
o. slru-e Hary NJ Ellis ss-59. 8 years uer
cent slzl.s-u-=l-lv, .1- IL. square zS5 sane
u same, sane de5- I-t -5e. square 90 sane
o. sane 90 zec-7e sane. s. co. years per
cert =su-s-zu-1-a-v. lots -5 % -ss. square Zs55
ISL trusts q $50 each one each l1-I-
Ansc,s-ls-ta1--e r Pyl5s 70 % Aul5-5czl Ss-
CIy and Trust COMPANY. % secure Tie East
Washington S-Tl-s BzuE s. 5-l years. 6 p-r
cel- sel1i-5lE1al-r. l--s . ard 2
Cleveland F,7-s-se5eliah G5--i-zs TX 20 TIE
Wasti1z-1u Loan and Tr-s- Company. % se--7rs
Equitable C0-ope-z-ive Building Ass-c5zti--l
$50. lots e and g. boz g
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
Ills AUDIENCE STONE DEAF
Speaker Wonders Why His Perero-
rations Fail TO Hit.
But the Defcients Were Put in the
Lecture Hall Just to
FIJI UP-

From the aIIlvarkes Sentinel
7 was out on a speaking tour" said
one Of a group Of speIIbinders at the
Hotel Pdster, who were recalling Incl
dents Of their trips. when 7 met what I
believe was the most novel experience
that ever ran UP against
7 had been billed 10 speak al a little
town Up in the woods. II was one Of
those small hamlets which consist Of a
store, a so-caIIed hotel. a blacksmith
shop and about twenty houses. When
I reached there I found 10 one TO meet
me, and made my way in the dark 10
the hotel Then found that no notice
.Of my coming had been given out.
The landlord scurried around and
brought in the leader OF the party. He
said It would be all right. he would see
that there was a crowd. When We got
down To the little haH. which might hold
Io0 people in a pinch. and fifty comfort
ably. We found about twenty gathered
there. In the front row were seven men.
evidently flther and sons.
I began my speech. keeping my eve on
t5em as q sort Of barometer to see how
my talk was taking. But not a move
came from that bench got on some
Of my best things. pounded the table.
and wrought myself Up into q state where
there was hardly q dry rag on me. but
not a rise did ii get out Of my men
There was occasional bits Of applause
from one OF two others. but this group
was composed Of dummies
After It was all over and we were sit
ting around the stove at the hotel I said
TO the man who seemed 10 be running
things:
Who were those people sitting on the
bench right up in front OF the PLATFORM
oh, they were Farmer Wilson and his
boys
What was the matter with them, they
did not seem to be interested IN my arsg-
ments%
No. suppose not was the reply,
. YOU see. every one Of them IS deaf as q
post grabbed them and dragged them
in 50 as to fill up the hall
And there I had been just throwing
myself for over an hour trying 10 con-
vince a bunch Of deaf men
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

IaFe-z-a T. Lszhar-. q. q PHEa5s-1zia- Pa a-z
Minnie y Roth p ElT- T. " Jcl-s-,-
.Jus-euaa lIcWesdau- p ard Elsie E--r5-----.
- both e Fr11c-uia. Va Rev. J. B. lIcI-a--E-z--
Eu1z L D1=so-- = and A-cs n N1--5s e
Rer. J. p. A-Lz-zl-ll-
james T. ~clIrs-z- - and HsIs-s A. Ea-cs-s-r
Is Rev Charles 4 Smith
CbLJGED
A F. B-yal- . and May E Do-y. 5 Rev
PE---57 Stewart
WE1lzm yIah--sy. 2 ard susie Cs-l-s. = Rev
Rob- pav-s
7. ]. Pozeg. 3. and Nazcy Coc1e-. 81 EeF. JOIN
El1hz-L-
C=s-lss vai-s, q. and A.bs=ta B574az. 81. Res.
Acl14 >av-ss
Ashley Ta1a7soa. =. and Annie C. yoazs5a. e.
Rev J. y Lee
c. A N9-t-1zs-y. z. ard Irene T wes-- q.
ReE. s P. " Dew.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
Very Tempting.

a man was brought before a justice Of
the peace charged with the ofense OF
kissing a young woman "by force and
violence. and against her will"
The young lady, who was very hand
some. gave her testimony in "a modest ard
straightforward manner, after which his
honor gave the following decision: The
court in this case sympathizes with 5he
defendant and viii therefore discharge
him without fine. Imprisonment, or repri-
mand. because the court while this case
has been in progress has been obliged to
hold on to boen arms of his chair to Keep
from kissing the complainant himself
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
CHEsAPEAKE ( OHIO RAILwAY

NOIE-Eua-l-leo 0lly as information. and 70,
cuaIaLigel-
s.5 l. M--C- & O. LIMITED. Daily-tast YES
s1llc Gdll. tuLn4L s-g l-ls 20 LC--I--L5l l.ol1I.
sillc. tIlclEl1tl- Ini14lalo-s. ClIcas0. and -
LolIs. OULLlc1i11 ~ l.ellla not -urusS. p1lI-
ala1 cars LOUIS. e 20 Ns=lFl-le. Memphis - Nez
UEiezns- LI--ls cars "a carte s5rTIcg.
UIu Z. Al r. ;. LIMITED. Dailv-SoIfd
TesiiJuIe tlalB. Pullman sleeqers 20 Cinci1uaLi
Lexington and LouIsIIIle. JlUiI Izrtulelr s.eeuI1g
CT Il i1sIula hJ- SlE-gs wees Gays Llulug Ca-s
Il carte serrIce- LLliuEu Sltep4rs Cl1clal-ari -
chicago and 81 Ions. and Louisville Aie1npals
Alsatllie and NvG DE-e1as.
Reservations and t1cEe-s 20 ChCsap peske ard Ohio
Ca-ces SIS IeInsE -FaulA avenue. las 4 s-rler aud
New Union SJalalH- Ie.erlCles- MaIu $50 f0r
Washington Terminal Gao s-lIlce. and AIzIn It's "
--u5 Ior {. * o. Ucket UEice.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Wy1-i-- Ts--ace-Ka-e A. FIa-- 70 Simon Wo.f
l-- E So
SEa-=o-5-Cll---s a Cs-eI % a. % F-z1E 6. and
Julia + Wren --- o. e1-are s-f7. So
E1-1-pLiir H. Riley Co Hz-5e-- and Margaret c.
Hc-5- 5-- - t---z SO
DlzuH10E Hl5-l--Fc-zlI Su-her-a1d % jane
u E-1v-. lH- e l-oas So
Mount FlGlsa---E L--z-e Lewis e TX 20 1Tzr
es-e- Z. LsEa-1z-- I-- 60 SO.
u street. s15-lelz- between Se7g-th and Eighth
s--el-s-Wilzs1 " Fc--s e TX % Harold L
D-g-e u1-- square a-. SO
T77e--g--ly-l s-rls- u---lues-- between P and O
John & S-l-1a--s e. -z- % E-halau ". kerS5r
ra--s lois 81 ard gl. square E16s So
F--15aur TIli1z-H1-ry z Wilson e. UZ- % HzTy
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
Labor Gets Its share.

The Pennsylvania Railroads annual re-
port shows that the total earnings Of the
lines east Of Pittsburg for 1907 exceeded
those of 1895 by s20.Ca9-o- OF this amount
Sl3.0C0G'1 went 10 a larger pay roll OF
the Sl0WQo0 increase on the Western
lines. ,S6.50o.o0o went 20 employees In
other words. S19.500.0o0 Of the Ss001e05g in
crease in earnings went TO an increased
pay roll In 1897 the Pennsylvania paid
the largest dividend in its bistorv-Sz2- -
6j2592 Yet that large sum IS but s2500.-
600 more than the increase in wages paid
to railroad employees last year.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
SOUTHERN RAILWAY

y B--FcIl0vIug scle5ule fEl-as published only
as lrfcEl1tlcu AID are not sl4ral1zea
Fer Atlanta. Elzu-lugasl1, Mobile. NeE Orleans
AsueIllle, Ol4ttanOosz. Memphis. as a. II ard
u5J B. u. DAILY
For k1auoke, hnoxFllc. ChaJtanClga. Memphis,
New Orleans. I5--5 = o. daily.
r0r Columbia. Charleston. Augusta. Aiken Saraa-
rSh- jacksonville and tsarlda points, 40 Z. Ep.
daily.
Tourist cars for Caluoruia, tri-geekIy. $40 D N
EoCzl for HGrr1sOubgEg - o. u. DAILY. s:l5 n 4,
week days; t1E DS1Elle. SIS a. H. daily sud for
Charlottesville. So d. m- ard - 2 Il caiIy Ers-
qGert trans TO and from BIuem5rt
l. ). BROWN. General AEe-.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
Mechanics, I.fen.-

80 $50 Gs-r-e 81 Bas-z~ vs. George y. Bel
Ss1 l7-s So % So. 51 g-svfl-f * Browns sub
division A--rl5T. = N-U- Ca-l-zro1-
No. 5-s5 George D-l15s Us. George y. Bel. $ o.
i--- So % 57-. il Crawford s. Browns Subdivision.
A-----H~. = lIeu- Cz--.rz--n
No. 5-iL walter tE-r-lL rs. George y Bel
$500. lots 5g t1 5E l T-azf1rl & Browns s.b-
l--i=i--. A--r--r-. D. ErD. Ca--rE-ru
Nc 5.s5. jeremiah Sea Fs. George y. Bel S sG1
i--s 5I O. ISL 51 C-zvf7-5 g. Browns sua5zvisi1--
a----1rr. T. zr-H. gar-zz--1
so 5SlE Tz1-as Q1zu-au IS Gao--e y Pei
$500 i-s S % 5- ID Cr-vs--i q Browns sub
d-1.-l-- A--s--er- j Ned Ca--N--ra-
80 5s-- Er1-- s. -Ir-s- VS. George Y Ben S-2s.
l--z SO -1 81 ia Craat--5 O. Browns subdivision.
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The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
NORFOLK AND WESTERN RwY
sChEDILE y Ell ANIL i. ls0a-

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT APRIL Il. $50
Leave Washington New Union Station
E:I5 a m.-Dally-A1 POINTS ca Norfolk and West
en-; also Knoxville. Clattardosa- and Memphis
Ea5 2 n--Dalv. Roanoke. Bristol. Winston
Salem. kooZyiile. ChattaGooEa. Nashville Memphis
Nsw Orleans Through Sleeper Dining ears
For NuTfolk-Lczse Washington az a. H. dsEz
uI5 a. %. daily (e1cspt SUndayl- ArrFe Norfolk
L % q. L. So =. n
s15 = m.-Daily-Bcr-yTiue. Luay. Shenandoah.
Elktou-
Trains fron the Southwest arrive SIS a N and
u.s0 p II.
All information Fourteenth street and New Yo-k
avenue Bond Buidiuzi-
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
GEORGIA PHILOSOPHY.

From tse Atlanta C-uz-s-r-i---
Ice sometimes gets short in this world.
and there is 10 hope OF IL IN the next
satan goes 70 church regularly. and
wears such a solemn face you can't tell
him from the rest of the saints
Better u live In the meauest cabin with
just a vine over the doorway than TO have
piano in the parlor and no peace in
your soul
No ricl man kin buy Lis way into heav-
cU. an in de ygther place his money
would melt TO It could jingle
Satan keeps busy ever minute in Dc
daF, but de saints wants two hours fer
dinner an eight hours fer sleep. OATS
bow come SataE E.ts I'M.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
THE ETERNAL FEMININE.

FROM the Boston Transcript
IN spite Of what folks say. q woman S
negative Is sometimes positive
Girls pink faces charm some men: 9th
ers are captured by their Ereenbacbs.
Women Gad it difficult 10 make a last
ing impression on q soft man
Many girls obtain their first light upon
kissing in the dark
y woman may not be able 10 sharpen
a pencil, but just think Of her skin in
bringing a man TO the point
When q girl gets a fellow on the striuE
she usually expects hiuz 70 tie q true low
ers' knot
The efforts Of women 10 make them
selves beautiful are vain attempts. even
when successful
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
DEATH RECORD.

Dennis NIa-5 I'D s-h S. = yaaz.
Pg-r Weise. Govt HOSP Irz1-e 9 -sa-s
3Isr- 7. Pau. ISL = s. w. n years
John s 1I1o5ev I9Is II s. w. 6 ys--z
Els-gu Fs--- 3 u s. -e - ys1-~
Tler5-rs p. lI-TlecE. 81 Il s. r--- s. -e1-s-
R1--s B5ld.-- = = S. re- = years
COLGEED.
Chsr-es Young. Hone t-r AE1t ard him -71 ~
H1--ie Dr-zev. ---1 HALF - =a- : ycz-
Amanda E French. S1od5a-- Bar-is- Home. G1r-
1el5. D. c.. s. years
EIzrv ]. Hz-T--- I'll I s. S. - yez-s
Ella G. Green GO @ s. se s. years
John R-au=-u- 100 Union c. sH- z -ea-s-
Cars / Lo1S1r. - 81 81 ST.. - years
Gllr-e LE1zs. -L Chester c. Nv = month