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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
Trolley Car DeraiIed While
Rounding Curve

A trolley car enroute from Lambert
Vile to Trenton jumped the tracks at
the curve near Trenton, about 1850
o'clock Friday night. The derailment
caused the car to swing entirely
around until it completely blocked
the roadway. The escape Of the crew
aud the three passengers from Sc
rious injury was almost miraculous,
for the eur came to a standstlll within
few feet of telegraph pole.
According to the story Of one of the
eye Witnesses, the car was in charge
OF a green" motorman, who failed
to reduce speed as he approached the
curve. Had the car contained many
passengers it is said that their weight
wonld have swung the car around to
suci. an extent that a collision with
the telegraph pole would have been
inevitable.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
Written for The RECORD

AS election time approaches it is well
to remember that there are few city
officers TO be elected and we should
not neglect to look well into our city
affairs ere We cast our ballot. There
are good men put in nomination and
the same should be elected regardless
Of their politics. We want men in our
City Council who are not afraid to
stand up for the welfare OF the city.
OF course we wish to give due respect
to our present Council, nevertheless
there seems plenty of room for i'm.
provement in this branch Of our city
government. Our city financial con.
dition needs attention as well as other
municipal affairs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
Celebrate Wedding Anniversary.

Mr.. aud Mrs. J. f. Meginnes OBJ
served the 18th anniversary of their
wedding gu the Gath inst, Mrs. II
Little. of Philadelphia, Mrs. Me-
ginnes' sister, and Mr.. and Mrs. w.
II. Hoot and son, Rowland, Mr.. and
Mrs. ID. X. Cassidy, of West Phila-
delphia, old neighbors of the host
and hostess as we'll as associates in
the choir of Blockley Baptist church,
were among the guests. Rev. Geo.
Boddis and wife, II. G. Meginnes nm d
wife, W. Il Meginnes and wife, A. H..
Wilson and wife, j. V. Cole ant, wife,
Miss Helen Meginnes, Masters Har-
old Wilson aud Wynne Meginnes were
present from our city. "a very en-
joyable time" was the verdict of one
and ALL The hostess was the recipi-
ent of gifts of cut-glass.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
Written for The RECORD. !

In less than one week the fuss and
furry of the campaign will end, and a
successor to President Roosevelt will
be elected. The campaign in this part
OF the country has been run very quiet
ly, with no mud slinging. The cleo
ton Of Taft has long been acceded,
and at this writing we see no canse for
changing these views. LambertviIle
should go for Taft by good round
majority. The Fonrth District is
sure for Ira W. Wood, and the State
will be 5000 for the head OF the Ma
tional ticket. With Taft's election we
look for immediate improvement in
the country's condition.
OLD SOLDIER.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
Mr.. Gompers and the Labor Question.
Ur;ttaa 70. frnp Urranr

The laboring man is not so simple
as some people take him to be. es-
pecially politically. ANY Industrious
laboring man knows what he is going
to vote, neither can Gompers nor
William J. Bryan indnce him to vote
against his best interest. Gompers
can, and no donbt will, ask the tailors
to support Bryan, but this is az far as
he can go. He cannot hand the labor
vote over to Bryan. Neither can the
siIver-tongued orator deceive the men
who toll for their wages, to vote
against their convictions.
A. IRAUGER.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
High Speed Automobiling.

If our town authorities could see
some Of the flying autos pass up and
down Soutn Main street they would
really he surprised, for We venture to
say forty miles an hour is letting them
down light. Some time a telegraph
pole ON goat hill rock will he in the
path, then something will cause the
Chauffeur To take notice. What's the
use of an ordinance II not enforced?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
ITEMS OF PERSONAL INTEREST.

Miss Isabel Hoes, of Montclair ha.
been visiting friends in this city.
Senator Gebhardt, of Clinton, Wis
tied this city on Thursday.
Alex B. Allen, of Pennington, was
in town last Thursday.
Miss Hannah VonFelde, of this city
has gone to Princeton to reside.
Maurice O'Loughlin, of Philadel.
phia, has been visiting here.
Miss Stella Black is visiting rela.
tives in Aquetong. Pa.
\ Mr.. and Mrs. Vaux, of Doylestown,
were the guests of Lambert Reed and
family on Sunday.
Antoine MacKay has returned from
weeks visit at Carlisle, Pa, where
he visited old college friends.
Douglas Studdiford, of New York
City, has been visiting Lambertville
friends
Donald Ross, of Pennington, re-
Gently spent a few days with his aunt,
Mrs. James Lyman.
John Foy and Roland Thornton
spent last week ut Niagara Falls aud
Buffalo.
George Ellis and wife, of Bloom
field, N. j., recently visited Charles
s. Lindsey and family.
Miss Julia G. Rice, of Centre Bridge,
Pa, spent Thursday with friends
here.
Mrs. Marie Benson. of Doylestown,
Pa, was visiting friends here on Sun
day.
Mrs. Rachel Slack, of this city, has
returned home after two months
visit to Doylestown, Pa.
Joseph Beale aud wife, of Williams :.
port, Pa, were visiting friends in this
city the past week
Charles ID. Akers, who has been
seriously sick the past two weeks is
improving.
Misses Annie and Jean Richardson,
of Trenton, were The recent guests OF
Postmaster MacKay aud wife.
Miss Blanche V. Finger was the
! guest of Philadelphia friends over
Sunday.
Mrs. John Vannatta and Mrs George
Hartman visited in Philadelphia las,
week.
Wesley Hunt, an aged resident oil
this city has been seriously sick the
past week.
Miss Gertrude Shultz. of Phila
delphia, is the guest of Mrs. Joseph
| Smith.
Miss Emma Lair, OF Trenton, has
been visiting Joseph Akers aud wife
Ebert Vert and son, Fred, of rren-
ton, were calling on friends in this
city on Sunday last.
David Frankeniield, wife and
daughter, of Doylestown. Pa. were
visiting friends III this city on Sunday
last.
Dir. l.. G. Williams aud wife were
| the guests of DR.. Charles NJ. Will
Jams aud family at Washington. N. j..
on Thursday aud Friday last
Frank Hazen and wife will remove
! from Hartford, Conn, to this city in
| short time. Mr.. Hazen has secured
position in Trenton.
Mr.. W. II. Brown aud wife. ant
Mrs. +. + QuicksalI aud daughter
Helen, Of Philadelphia. have been
sepnding several days with Dr. aud
Mrs. Thee. Balderston.
The Rev. aud Mrs. Samu e
Weatherby, .of Long Branch. art
spending few days with Mr.. and
Mrs. John Il. Massey. Mr. Weather
| by occupied the pulpit of the Me
| thodist church Sunday.
Edward Souders aud wife, of Pleas
ant Valley. below tins city, recent,
entertained the following guests: vii.
liam Austin aud wife, of Beverly, N.
j.; Charles r. Taylor, wife and sons,
Russell aud Gardner, and daughter,
of Boraeniown; Miss Cynthia John.
| son, of Pleasant Valley, and X. &.
Tbatcher of this CITY
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The house being built by Jacob
Pickett, ST., is nearing completion
He expects to move in the new struc-
ture by Christmas. 1t takes a pretty
good mechanic to build house with
ont any assistance, and this is what
/ Mr.. Pickett is doing.
Mrs. Silas Heath, who resides near
the borough, won the magnificent
Hoosier Cabinet. now on exhibition
at r. II. Van Horns Sons, depart
ment store, at Lambertville. The
cabinet is worth $S5, and inasmuch rs
Mrs. Heath was one of many in the
free-for-all contest, she is congratu-
lated on her good luck.
The Citizens Literary Society held
its second entertainment in Rockers
Hall Friday evening, at p. m. the
following program was given: Piano
duet. Misses Van Pelt; recitation,
Miss Rosaie Puff; essay, Miss Annie
Kelley; vocal solo, Miss Stella Oblin-
ger; debate, Resolved, That it
would be wise for the State Legisla-
ture to appropriate fifty millions of
dollars for the improvement of the
State roads; sfiirmative-1ohn Simon
and James Arnold; negative Albert
Baytte and J. L. Scott; recitation,
Miss Annie Whiteley; music, Miss
Sadie g. Vert.
Mrs. Fred Simons, former resident
OF New Hope died in Denver, Color
ado, ON Sunday morning of typhoid
fever. Shs was born in Lambertville
thirty-four years ago and had lived in
New Hope until two years ago. Mr..
Simons is critically i'll with tuberculosis
and daughterwith pneumonia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
NEW HOPE AND VICINITY.

William Good, of Jersey City, has
been spending few days with his
parents. jacob Good and wife, of
Mechanics street.
Miss Rebecca Garter of Pineville,
visited relatives here Inst Wednesday.
Mrs. Charles Van Hart. of Buck
manville. was the guest of friends in
town Wednesday.
Mrs. Jacob Pickett, Jr., was among
tae Trenton visitors Wednesday.
Mrs. Wallace X. Crouthamel, of
Trenton, spent the latter part of the
week with her parents, Peter Is.
Slaughter and wife, at their home on
Ferry street.
Howard =. White. of Doylestown.
coroner of Bucks county, was in town
Wednesday on his way TO Milford.
Rev. w. W. Harris, of Brownsburg.
was in town Wednesday. MIR. Harris
is making elaborate preparations for
the dedication of the parish house at
Wood Hill, November II.
Mrs. j. T.. Scott and Miss Jennie
Hartman visited friends ut Trevose
Thursday.
Daniel b. Robbins, who recently
sold his restaurant on the corner OF
Bridge and Main streets, has bought
restaurant at Lansdale. Pa, and
moved his family there Thursday.
The school board will hold its regn-
lar monthly meeting at the town hall
next Wednesday evening.
J. Parker Borden is on weeks
hunting trip to White Haven. Pa.
The next regular meeting OF the
Solebury Farmers club will he held
Mt the home of George Janney, Satur-
day. November Z.
Miss Ellen Lawless, OF Browns
burg, il visiting her sister, Mrs. John
Mcdonnell. of Main street
Mrs. Elana Smith is i'll with stomach
trouble at her home on Ferry street.
Leroy Bostic. of Philadelphia, is
spending sew days with Harrison
Puff and family Of Bridge street.
A great many Of onr people went to
Lambertville at noon Friday to see
and hear Mr.. Bryan.
The gilt lettering on the base of the
cannon at Coryell's Ferry is the gift OF
DIR. J. Ewing Mears, OF Philadelphia.
Miss Ethel Wallace spent portion
Of last week with Charles Corson and
wife in Upper Solebury.
C Mrs. Turlay and daughter, expect
to spend the winter at the National
Capital.
After spending several weeks with
her mother. Mrs. Charles Janney has
returned to her home here.
Frank Bush has installed an cleo
tric machine in his store for grinding
coffee and meat.
The many friends Of John Meyer,
VINO formerly resided III N6WhOpe,
will regret to hear he is seriously i'll
at Newtown. at the home OF Il. Il. Cox
and wife. with whom he has resided
for several years.
Last week the town had some adj
ditional life injected. The Historical
Society. the Epworth League Conven,
ton, the dedication OF the new engine
house, tho Firemen's supper. topped
off with the big Democratic meeting
on Saturday evening.
Titus W. Carver, OF Buckingham,
Democratic candidate for Sheriff OF
Bucks county, and Lewis G. Rose, OF
Bristol township, Democratic candi.
date for Assembly, were among the
visitors here Saturday.
When the alterations now undei
way on Stintsman's Hall are com.
pleted the seating capacity will be
400. Toilet rooms and wash stands
will be added; also another four-foot
stairway at the north end Of the build.
ing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
A Windy Day.

A blast of wind struck our city last
Friday about 12;45 but no great dam
age was done The blow was caused
by the bursting Of IA wind bag which
started in Lincoln, Nebraska. The
force of the blow was nearly spent be-
fore it reached our city bnt continued
on i'll n northerly direction. No
great damage is anticipated.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

At spelling bee held III the Valley
Schoolhouse Friday night, girl OF
eleven years of age carried off the
honors. Grace T.. Souders was the
young miss to capture the coveted
prize. She is the daughter of Ed
ward Souders and wife, of Pleasant
Valley
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
THE SJRYKER LIBRARY

will not hold session on Saturday
evening, Oct, 3lst, on account OF Hal
lowe en- nt will be open on Friday
evening. Oct. Both, from 700 to 900
p. NJ. aud Saturday afternoon. Oct.
81 at from 2 80 To ESQ =. NJ.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

William Rick, aged nine-two
years, and well known resident OF
this city. is a staunch Republican and
will if he lives until next Tuesday,
cast his vote for Taft. This will be
seventeen presidents he has voted
for.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

Reports from the front state that
Candidate Bryan looks somewhat
worn. His political policies present a
somewhat similar experience.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

The Democratic Campaign Text
Book can hardly be reckoned among
the seasons "best Sellers" but its orig
inality as work of fiction cannot be
denied.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

Mr.. Smith has stated his position
equally clear in regard to Local OPP
ton, the Bishops Bill and his mem
bership in the Methodist Church.
Mr.. Matthews 10 laying it to his wife.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

Frank Gilbert, OF this city, has
secured position as agent for the
Lambertville Rubber Co. He will
travel in the far West.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

Mr. Bryan declares that he stands by
his record. He should stand close or
it will tall over and smash him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

The New Jersey State Prison has be-
come too small for the accommodation
of the increase in crime. There are
1913 more prisoners than there were a
year ago, confined within its walls
There were I4o3 prisoners registered
there last Friday. This is the highest
in the history of the prison. As there
are but 300 cells, it has become ne
cessary to place two in cell. This
from every view is not desirable. II
looks very much as though new and
larger State Prison confronts New Jer-
sey.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

"Shall the People Ruler" shrieked
the parrot, and the eagle screamed
"You bet" or words to that effect.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

Sec our big line Of Birthday and
season cards-all cards tinseled free.
Doll HOSPITAL.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

MIR. Bryan is ready letter-wrter.
Yet even he will admit that there are
others.
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Buy your coal of Geo. W. Massey.

The perfection of Bread-MAo.
kay's Special.
Have you seen Kline's new views
OF Lambertville? 40 colored views.
Get your election pastors printed
at The RECORD Office.
LEGAL views / cent each. DoLL
HOSPITAL.
Retains Its moisture MAcKAY's
bread.
Better stop at kline's and see the
40 colored views of Lambertville.
Raymond Stout has secured a
position at the Morrisyille Shops.
For three generations THOMAS
Flour has been sold to consumers.
Muslin trespass notices in stock,
also on card board.
Special Biscuit Every afternoon
at MAcKAY's.
The Democrats will hold meet
ing i'll Lyeeum Hall Saturday evening.
Best line of Lambertville views at
Kline's Post Gard station.
Election Pastors printed at this
office.
Can you use rubber stamp in
yonr business? Let us know.
THORNTON, 40 Buttonwood street.
Que hundred and twenty five
local views ut Kline's Post Card Sta
tion. Forty of them are colored.
DIR. l.. G. Williams is having steam
heat put in has residence and office.
George V Hunt has the contract.
-LambertyIlle Fuils, are ever
growing in public favor. Kline X Son
sell them.
The young men of the Centenary
Nj. +. Church will hold their annual
supper on December 10th.
Beautiful Tinseled Post Cards one
cent. Doll HOSPITAL Two doors
from new Post Office.
The Unlon Insurance Company,
of Philadelphia, Is one of the best
lot JOHN &. MOORE, Agent.
Seventeen Years Of steady increase
IN sales is strong endorsement for
the "LambertvilIe Puff. "
We are pleased to note that the
Mann Paper Company Is agnin run
ming full time
For monumental work, 90 TO
Harry X. Kramer, Corner Bridge
and Franklin Streets
Birthday, Best Wishes aud season
cards one ceut each Tlnseied Free.
DOLL HOSPITAL.
ASK for aud insist on having Lam
hertvile Pufls. Best eigaf made any
where for the money.
Michael Gieary's house on South
Main street has Just received fresh
coat of paint.
:. George Y. Hunt has purchased
the residence of Mrs. Jeremiah Trim
mer adioiniue his nronertv nm 1ridee
street.
Noio, AnoaI Poo, NJ on n
A. T.. of this city, will hold their an-
niversary camp fire the Goth of No
vember.
wua, n Wilt, nj o;...
- =. soo
month, under the act of February 6,
1907
F,rst class Fra Insurance only
in tho load;ot, oo,,,anias ot tb, world
ot tba old estaIlisbed ooancy in the
Sollidav Ru;Id;ng
T.. II. HoLcoMBE
WANTED $4,000 or $2500-on First
Mortgage, perfectly safe ut per cent.
For SALE shares Amwell Bank
Stock.
WALTER f. HAYnuRsT.
The artesian well at the Lambert
Vile Rubber Company's works has
reached the enormous depth Of one
thousand feet in the solid rock. The
drilling has continued for more than
year.
In. =
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will he held Monday November End at
2p. NJ. ut the home of the Misses Ely,
1I3 North Union street.
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
Sons Of Veterans Add New Members.

At regular muster of Lieut.. Wesley
Arnett Camp. No. 10, Sons of Veter-
ans, on Monday evening, detail Of
General Garfield Camp, No. 4, OF
Trenton, were present and mustered
in the following class Prof. Boutwell,
Edgar W. Hunt, Harry Chidister,
George Stockton and ID. Q. Van Sew
er. The comrades of Major G. A.
Angel Post. No. 90. q. A. R, and
comrades Albert Van Horn, G. II.
Shook and o. p. Reilly, of Post No.
8, of Trenton and Judge Advoc ate
General Applegate, of the depart
ment of New Jersey were present.
After the mastering of the candidates.
Judge Advocate General Applegate
gave very able address on the motto
of the order. Friendship, Charity
and Loyalty" Lieut.. John Regar,
of Garfield Camp, No. 4, also made an
address. Music and songs were fur
nished by the Mandolin Club of this
city. Refreshments were served and
segars were passed around and an en-
joyable evening was had by those
present. Lient Wesley Arnett Camp
are to be congratulated on the success
they have had since the camp WAS
organized. There is plenty of ma
terial yet left in this city to make this
camp first class one. The aim is Il
grand and noble one-to perpetuate
the memories of their fathers and
grandfathers for their loyalty to their
country and flag.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

Ask for the Best Bread-MAc-
KAY's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

AS the campaign is nearing its close
it is well for the voters to remember
that it is they who have the say whom
they wish to have to represent them
in all offices, from the President of
the United States down to the small
est or insignificant representatives in
our wards. One of the most import
ant offices and the one for which every
voter should make sure to east his
ballot to the best advantage. is our
Assemblyman We have man here
in our city nominated who has repre-
scented us in Council and proved him
self to be man whom we can all
trust to represent us in the Legisla-
ture as we'll AZ in our city council
Mr.. Smith will no doubt see to it il
elected that the Delaware River
Bridge will be free and for ALI
traffic between the two states. This
alone will be worth your vote for HIM.
What do you suppose Mr.. Matthews
cares about free bridge-he living
away ont in the country, aud hardly
knowing we have bridge located here.
Again, upon all temperance le,isla
ton we can rely upon Mr.. Smith.
We have always argued that all the
Prohibition this country or state will
ever receive will be through the Re
publican legislation. This alone is
| sufficient reason for you to vote for
him.
TUAUuER
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

Every Observation-Disclosures Spec.
ial Bread.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

An unusually large number of gun
ming accidents have been reported in
the papers the past week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

That good looking Lambertville
man was lucky. He kissed all the
pretty girls in town. before they found
out he was not tho real thing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

A feminine writer says: "rhere il
no sleep no delicious as that which
overwhelms us when we know we
onght to be getting up" whereat the
Archbold (Ohio) Advocate adds
"Quite right; aud there is no
awakening 40 dlsas reeable AZ that
which comes when we are dreaming
that we have money III five or six
banks"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28
"Let the People Rule"

Come and see the Mud-Digger Work
On Our New Streets Next Week.
BY The People.
The above sign created much
amusement and comment this (Wed-
nesday) morning when it occupied a
prominent place in front OF the Post
Office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

How about that $500. 900 corruption
fund Colonel Watterson has raised to
elect Chanler. This il an offset to til Q
million dollar Republican fund to
elect Taft which also never happen
cd.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

IL doesn't make any difference to
the general public whether you win or
lose. Therefore, it il up TO yon!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

One good way to avoid excit emeni
in TO live within your income.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

Secure contentment through the
happy medium of "Lambertyille
Puff. " Insist on having the genuine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

When you sell your labor be sure
your employer receives full measure
the same as you expect from your
grocer or butcher.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

The homlier man is, the more
anxious he seems TO be to prove it by
having his picture taken every time
he gets chance.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

"A fine assortment Of Lambertville
souvenirs ut Kiue's. Many burnt
leather novelties are among the assort-
ment.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

A diplomat is u man who can kid
his wife into keeping the garden free
of weeds by Dragging about what
fine agricultural she is.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

Many man looking for sympathy
needs real ~ two swift kicks properly
placed.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-10-28

Genius may wear long hair, but its
the bald-headed man who comes out
on top.