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Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-04-02
new BISHOP OF NEVADA,
Rev. Henry D. Robinson, D. D. Conse
Grated Today.
Especial to HE ARGUS.)

Racine, Wis, March 25-The onse-
son, D. D. of this city as Episcopal
bishop of Nevada took place in st.
Luke's Church today with imposing
ecclesiastical ceremonial. The edifice
was thronged with prominent prelatss
and priests of the church, noted edu-
Gators and distinguished laymen.
The venerable Bishoy Tuttle of Mis-
souri, presided and was assisted by
Bishop Francis of Indianapolis and
Bishop Webb of Milwaukee,. Bishop
secration sermon. Bishops Edsall OF
Minnesota and Anderson Of Chicago
also had prominent parts in the cere-
mony.
The services Ewere marked by a sol
.emn dignity hat was very impress
sive. It included the examination OF
the candidate, III promise of conform
By to the church canons the assump-
ton of the espicopal vestments. the
laying on Of the co~nsecrator's hands,
and the final announcement OF the
completed conservation.
Bishop Robinson is 4S years old and
a native of Lowell Mass. He gradual
cd from Racine college in 1884 and
later took a course of study at the Uni
versity of Chicago. For four years he
was an instructor in mathematics at
the San Mateo Military Academy in
California and during the past eight
years has been connected with Racine
college. He was ordained a priest in
1888. He is prominent both as q
churchman and an educator and is
member Of the Wisconsin Academy OF
Sciences and other learned bodies.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-04-02

pared to go for
the doctor, when
our friend proposed
Peruna. gave her
a. dnSo ranoofinn II
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-04-02
SOUTHERN WINS.
Special Tax Levy is Unconstitu.
tional.
(By Special Wire to the AReus.)

(By Special Wire to the ARaUs.)
Asheville, March 26.-Judge Fred
Moore. of the State Superior Court
bench, yesterday afternoon rendered
his decision in the matter of the South
ern Railway Company against the
commissioners and tax collector of
Bumcombe county, holding that the
special tax levy of Is cents on the 500
worth of property for roads and
bridges, and Is 1-3 cents for interest on
bonds and sinking fund was unconsti-
tutional and invalid, and continued
the injunction restraining the tax COL
lector from collecting from the South
ern this tax, amounting to 81, 800.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-04-02
A MILLION STOLEN.
Long Time Collision Between
Officials of a PittSburq
Bank Discovered Today.
-
The Bank Is a Strong Institution and
can Stand the Less Without
Affecting its Deposits or
Business.
(By Special Wire to the ARaUs.)

Pittsburg, March 25-Omcials Of the
Farmers Deposit National Bank, of
this city, reluctantly admit that n
million dollars have mysteriously dis
appeared from its vaults, in which
over % millions are stored.
Paying teller Reiber and Auditor
John Young of the bank are under ar
rest for mbezzlement.
According to statements today by
other officials of the bank and bank
examiners, the misappropriation Of
funds has been going on for years.
Collision between the paying teller
and the auditor prevented detection
sooner.
The stability of the bank, a strong
institution, will not be shaken by the
loss.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-04-02

New York, March 28-Roger O'Mara,
the noted Pittsburg detective, has
again been called to the relief of Harry
Thaw. He paid a secret visit to Harry
in the asylum n day this week, and
he is living under an assumed name in
New York for q while, something he
rarely does. It's believed his business
has to do both with Thaw's liberation
and Evelyn's suit for divorce, and
especially the latter.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-04-02
81 MRS.. C.DA5HEL.
Pe-RI-na for Her Children.

Pe-PI-nd fer Her Children.
Mrs. Alice Boyle, a3 Clinton St.
C~ircleville, Ohio, writes:
ct want to inform you what Peruna
has done for me.
81 have been afflicted with catarrh
for several years. I have tried differ.
ent medicines and none seemed to do
me any good until I used Peruna. I
have taken six bottles and can praise It
very highly for the goodt 1t has done me.
"I also find it of great benefit to my
children"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-04-02
In a Death Grip.
Special to the ARGUS.

New York, March 2S.-It took fifteen
men and asavage fight by them against
"a big boa constructor, at the zoo. to save
the life of keeper Snyder from he mon
ster reptile, which had coiled itself
around the keeperin the presence OF 200
womeu and children. and was gradu-
ally i tightening itsEdeath grip.
snyder was barely able to sit up after
he was released.
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Big Coal Combine.
Concord, N. c., March 21, 1908.
Special to The ARGUS.

Chicago, March 2S.-A fifteen million
COM bination of coal ldealers has been
formed here and hasEtaken over abso-
lutely all the terminal yards, stock
vehicles and other,tfacilities formerly
nsed by all the old companies, making
future competition impossible.
The new trust begins business We'd
nesday AS "City Fuel Company"
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NOW Eats and Sleeps Well. &c
Mrs. Annie Tesch, 1877 23rd J
Avenue, Milwaukee, Wis, N
writes: "When I wrote to you ~
for advice, my health was q III:
total wreck. could not sleep /:
and thought I would die,
as there seemed to be no help IL:
for me. But I followed your II
advice and took Peruna and N
Mana1in. Y
81 am now cured. I can eat
and sleep we'll, and enjoy life.
81 never will be without
Peruna, should any of us be sick"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-04-02
Pe-fu-aa Tablets,

For two years DIR. Hartman and his
assistants have necessarily labored to
create Peruna in tablet form, and their
strenuous labors have just been crowned
with success. People who object to
liquid medicines can now secure Peruna
tablets. Each tablet is equivalent to one
average dose of Peruna.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-04-02
catarrh of Worst Form.

Mrs. Amanda Long, 1927 Seeley
Avenue, Chicago, ILL.,, writes:
81 believe that L am cured of catarrh
Of the worst form and of hong standing.
81 wa almost a total wreck. I tried
almost everything and doctored with q
number of doctors, but they did me no
good.
"I tried Peruna as a last resort, and by
the time l had taken one bottle I could
see that it was helping me, and sc I con-
tinued taking it. I can say now that I
have not felt the slightest symptoms for
three months, and I think there Is
nothing like Peruna. 1 still keep 1t in
the house, and think there is no medi-
cine like it. 1 cannot praise it too highly,
and bless the day that I learned of it."
Mrs. Judge j. F. Boyer, 1921 Sherman
Avenue, Evanston, I'LL, writes that sew
eral complications united in pulling her
down, and she thanks Peruna for new
life and strength.
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Gained Thirty
Pounds.

in a half hour, and her pains passed
away. Since that time my wife has
gained thirty pounds.
ave are never out of Peruna. When the
children or I have a cold we X some of
mammals Peruna. I find it has cut my
doctor bills down to almost nothing"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
a witty Irish Judae.

Mr.. Doherty. who was chief justice
q the Irish court Of common pleas
from 1890 till his death In 1916. was
famed for his Wit. The gossip In the
hall OF the four courts. which Of course
reached the bench, was that one Of
the judges had been somewhat excited
b wine at IN entertainment in Dublin
castle on the previous evening. rs 1t
true" the chief justice was asked.
''that Judge - danced at the castle
ball last nisht?- swell." replied Do
herty. Il certainly can say that saw
him IN reel"
As came along the quay" remark
Cd one OF the omcerS Of the court
whose face was remarkably Ratchet
shaped, 'the wind was cutting my
face" Upon my honor" replied the
chief Justice. Il think the wind had
The worst Of it."-London Law Notes.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
ew;ss Maval Man.

References to the Swiss navy are
Usually 1ocular, but It d none the less
Q fact that ships Of war once 4oeted
and even fought on the waters Of the
lake OF Geneva. The great neet was
that Of the Duke Of Savoy. who 1t the
beginning Of the fourteenth century
maintained a number Of war ealleys
armed with rams and protected by
tufrets and propelled By . crew Of
carmen varying In number from for
II to seventy-two. These vessels be-
Sieged vefsoix and even blockaded
Geneva. But Geneva also had . feet
which helped in the capture Of Chilon
% 1898. and when the Bernese an
Dexed the canton Of vaud they, too.
had their notilia. Their largest vessel
was the Great Bear, with Ga oarsmen,
. guns and $50 lighting men.-West-
minister Gazette.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
4 ovRelAR-s STORY.
rsst - "a Gsslssh Thsef In sha Ian
essee 81 Thieves

Tex ~ N 863tf9H tHter IN ~ I'm .
sssas 81 rhssvss-
some time ago there sps~ared Z
nenewhas CURIOUS t-xsk- The .AusO-
biography q ThSes In Thieves Ian
Gnaee. A glossary Is provided fee
Tie heneat q those whSee unfortunate
lgnoaare q tie prsststos classes may
feAAee such AID neceSSzry-
From cae u the anecdotes related !.
appears that hoooe among there's Il
Doe always 70 BE found
One tay.- eayS the writer. Il wen;
= Crordon ana touched for q red toy
eosd watch and red tackle gold
ehainJ With . large locket So took
the sattle1 home At once When got
into ShG6iditch ] met one Or two Of
TIE mob. who said: Hello: Been ont
today: Did you touch.
80 I said eCsher Ues). So took
them in, and We ali got canon When
went to the fence be bested (cheatedj
ne because I was drunk and only gave
- To-. Tor the lot So the next day
went to him, and asked him IL be
was not a-goinG to grease my duke
pot mooey into my hand.
80 be said NO Then be said, !
WI give you another half quid,' and
sajd. DO anybody, but mind they don't
- you
$50 ! thought to myself. All right,
NJ lad. you win ind me ~ good as
my master and left him. Some time
after that a6aif with the fence one OF
the mob said to me:
~ have got place cut and dried.
VIII Jon come and do It?
80 said: Yea. What tools will
you want:
And he said, We shall want some
twiris and the stick ((crowbar), and
bring Neddie Qife presefver) with
you And he said, Now don't stick
me up tdisappoint; meet me At 6 to.
night
AT 8 l vas At the meet (trystins
place., and while waiting for my pal
I had my daisies cleaned, and piped
H. fence that bested me 60 along with
his old woman (wife) and his two kids
(children), 80 thought Of his own
WORDS. DO anybody, but mind they
don't do you
He was going to the Lyceum thea.
ter. % when my pal came up told
him al about It So we went and
screwed (broke into) his place and got
tAirty-two quid and toy and tackle
which he had bought on the crook
(dishonestlyl. A day or two after this
! met the fence who Id done, so he
said to me, We have met at last
go said, We'll. what Of that'
$50 he said. What do you want tc
DO me for:'
80 I said, You must remember yor1
done me, and when spoke to you
about It you said, do anybody, bni
mind they don't do you."' That 81 ut
him up"-London Tit Bits.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
eskimes Provide Food and Clothes Fo,
Returnino Ghosts.

The natives Of the Yukon river region
bold festival of the dead every year
shortly before Christmas and greater
festival at intervals Of several years.
At these seasons food. drink and
clothes are provided for the returning
ghosts In the clubhouse II the village,
which Is Illuminated for the occasion
with oil lamps. Every man or woman
wllO wishes to honor dead friend sets
place which the dead one used to oc-
cupy in the clubhouse These lamps,
f1lIed with seal OIL. are kept burning
day and night until the festival Is over
They are believed 10 light the shades
on their return ~ their old home and
any one fails to put up a lamp In the
clubhouse and 10 keep II burning the
shade whom he or size desires to honor
could not find It's way 10 the place and
90 would miss the feast When !, per
son has bccn much disliked his ghost
u sometimes prrposeIy ignored and
that n deemed the sevcrest punishment
that could be inflicted upon him After
the songs of invitation 10 the dead have
been sung the glyers Of the feast take
Q small portion Of food from every dish
and cast II down as an Offering 10 the
shades. Then each pours little wa
ter on the floor no that II runs through
the cracks. In this way they believed
the spiritual essence Of NIL the food md
water n conveyed to the souls. With
songs and dances the feast comes to an
end and the ghosts are dismissed 70
their own place. The dancers dance,
not only in the clubhouse. but also al
the graves and ON the ice II the dead
met their deaths by drowning. On the
eve OF the festival the nearest male
relative goes 10 the grave and sum.
mons the ghost by planting there a
small model Of q seal spear or of a
wooden dish. according an the dead
was man or woman. The totems Of
the dead are marked on these imple.
ments. The dead who have none to
make offerings to them are believed to
su@er great dcstitution: hence the Es.
Hmos fear to die without leaving be.
lind them some one who will sacrifice
10 their spirit. and childles. people
eenefally adopt children lest their
shades b forgotten at the festivals
New York Tribune.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19

QoDub0en Co00oetoe Aeee1i0g.
Pursuant 20 Advertisement s6efe
- . meettng q the m<mbefs Of the
republican county eentrzi committee
b Linton Iass evening The nembers
usse ChAs- Coventry. chairman: A. W.
Ssus. secretary and Linton precinct
eo0Dftteemar: John NoCfufy. Vino
-: John Baker. Lehman: 4. L Cell
WiIlismssost: Henry W5ttnayer. Em-
noosbsrg: b. r. Allen. Cherry Grove:
Peter Sbier. Gaytcn: John Barto.
ODio.
Chairman Coventry read the 7dver-
tised call for the meeting.
II was moved that the caucus pre-
eInets be the same - at the genera
e,eetton csucuses two years ago. Car
ned.
II uas moved that delegates 10 the
county convention Be apportIoned On
. hasis Of one delegate for each seven
votes, o. major fraction thereof, cast
for county ol1cesS At the last election.
taking the ayefsge Of the highest and
lowest vote cast for such officers, ex-
cepttng justices Of the peace and con-
stables. Carried.
II was voted 70 bold the caucuses on
the ID day Of May, 1868. and that the
county Convention BE- held at Linton
On TbuTsdsy, Nay eth, 1t p. M, 1t
the courthouse.
IL vas moved, seconded and carried
that the polling places of the general
election Of two years ago be the polling
between the hours of and 4o'clock
p. n.
On motion the spportionment OF the
various precincts was fixed as follows:
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
Contest Notice
pLfAEzAKs1 OF TIE Is7s.
p,. sl1In STATES LAND ofr; lrs'oE

1...
snfi Gent contest aalasvi, - ~
sssins. Tic ms 1se y esa soaisssss s
nasch Il lsg for " 1, d \ " made
y; Igp, I'D n. Rye IS u. ., r5..i q sec
1ln1ie HANSON. contestes. h xbsctr ~. ~ hy
ieeea that Minnie Hanson ts. x WEI It & al
s Sosed sa.d entry thar said ab apdS aoan
ny confinued for more than ~ ment
pr.of to the fling Q. said aaiday,r "a maon.hs
ccontinnes and that SAID aIleesa a ~. sti!
from the land vas 10. due 10 r ssnse1ncs
n 10 the army or navy 81 ,t.. eirn e ioy
states n Kline OF war said ;,ar,;s.s 's hited
i az ncsisea t. aDpsas rsnd nd os here
= N. on April 2 1865, kefore - a. ~ clock
y. ~. olieo states cors missioner. a, ehasnes
bearing VIII De held at 10 o'c lec 'na' nnal
April 10, 1868, before the rscis,se = y. Oh
Gslvef al the United States AND ~ ~ Re.
Bt1mafck, n d. cru once In
The said contestant llarin. IL
emoavit hied December II. l4S- proper
lac.s which show that, after due di Ii ,o1sa
made, IL is hereby ordered and a daebe
tneI SUCH notice be given by M. s,d ,see.ed
publication. JOHN SATTEEii..ITyy rnDpef
Receive,
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
oselll(n 81 Metlenal;tx.

An EngliS6Gan. Frenchman and q
0erman sitting together In the smok
sng room Of an ocenn liner. the CONVEX
cation turned on their nationality. and
one OF them asked what each ~ the
three would 3lposc to be II he were not
q biz own nation. The Frenchman said,
1T ! were not Frenchman. would
- - Englishman" The EngllShInan
soSA, III were not an Englishman, I
Wsuld wish - he one" The German.
III ] were not German would wish
~ to b = German" - Carl Peters In
Osutsche Monatschrift.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
Rural clajme.

Through the influence Of the daily
psess cities and their needs have coabe
to absorb such an amount Of daflj
attention that the importance Of the
country aud its Inhabitants TO the vel
fare OF the nation n largely overlook
I'd: hence the call to do everything that
eau he done to enlarge. TO refns. 20
purify and 10 strengthen the life Of
our country people. And one meaue
to this end which has not hitherto
teen used NJ much 10 II might have
i,een h the cultivation IN the school
and IN tho home Of the habit q read.
Ing good hooks. Bishop of tIsreSsed
In Nineteenth Century.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19


ate he republican party q The state.
tn oAes the assistant democrats re-
fused The sGs1ight republicans then
To psooesye their p1Yty osganisastoo
-mneIu1ed U put Up cand date faa
spookef. Mr. Johnson vas asked 70
lood the f0sSosn hope- He co0sensed
% Do 70. Although Fse knes that defeat
- sure
And, republicans of Enmc0s csCn-
q, this is The sane G. A. Johnssu-
alOays IoyaI and trre-uho IS 3skInR
f0s POUR vokes At tie JrDe primary 6
make him The ssandarn-heaner NJ the
payty 10 its coming eampatgn against
BuHkefsm-
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
oMee oex,s little ceup.

The once boy in q. downtown ONCE
has framed up the following schedule
q the 6Fm's once hours, which II dis
played IN q prominent place on the
vail: '0-1O reserved for book agents
ana people with various things to sell.
1oll for insurance agents. HIP bores
with long stories. IL solicitors foI
church and charitable institutions, Pa
discuss sporting news with callers. 3-d
miscellaneous social visitors. n. B.
We transact our own business u
night. - Cleveland Plain Dealer
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
Ans(l,er 0Iaee.

The seventeenth century puritan
preachers talked for two hours or NOR,
not by the clock" but by the houi
Glass. At least one Of them turned
the glass to humorous account. He
found himself no further than the mid
Ole OF the sermon when the sands had
run out. Drunkenness was his snb
!ect. and. reversing the horolose. ..Iet's
nave another glass;" eaid he. n,
Roger L'Estrange tells Of parish
clerk who sat patiently unit, III.
preacher WAS ihree-quarters thrnu..,
ms second slass md the majority II
ols hearers had quietly left the cbur, /,
Ri''ns Mt n convenient pnnse. III nsk-
~ the minister 10 close the church
door wien lie had done. ..,nd pus!, the
Aey nhder VI. ms h. anI,.t,lc few tina.
~Mainei Nero about to retire"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
Sammoas.
State OF North Dakota. 90
County Of EmmOns. %.

In District Court: Sixth Judic,al District.
FRITZ Nickel. plaintiff. vs.. A. W. Kamke, de-
PENDANT:
The State Of North Dakota to the above
named defendant;
Yo1 are hereby summoned to answer the
Complaint Y the above-entitled action, OF
which COPY will b. 1ied in the ONCE Of the
clerk OF court Of Emmons county. It Lin
ton. y. r., and 70 serve copy Of your an
swer 20 the said complaint on the subscriber
q his once IN Linton. In said county and
state, within thirty days after the service Of
tnis summons upon you, exclusive az the
GAY OF such service; and. in case Of your
0e taken against you by default Tor the re-
iieS densnded IL the complaint.
Dated February = A. D. 1893
lmarls-apl6l GEO. W. LYNN.
Plaintiffs Attorney, Linton. Il. u.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
For Represeafaflxe.

To the Republicans Of Emmons County:
hereby announce myself candidate for
Representatlve from the Twenty-sixth SEN
at0rial District (Emm0ns and Kidder coun-
tive Assembly. Ny candidacy IL subject to
the viii Of the republican voters, IS ex-
pressed q the primary TO be held next June.
kespectfuliy. Darwin r. SrRERrER.
LIN1ON, March 10 1908.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19

OUE cotemp0S1Sy o. the cOfnel
Is feminist Jopes fos sheriff, ard damn
that ossciAl II he does thiaGB 81 Il b
doesn't, The Record 49, = oopoeet
u Jones. but fof . djAesent 5oo9o0
This county has reached . point II
settlement and civilizsttoo where Il
il entitled to . shgstA With . nor
arissocfstjc and higbsouDding potso
Dymie than Jooe4- Were tbesD 10 blue
blooded welsh cogno0eus, The DARK
skinned shrtevaity candidate night
Re excused S0F Insisting that h<
be called Jones. But h. haB no such
excuse. There Is no 1easoo Why h
should not-when - IN innocent sod
guiIeless youth he emerged from III
tsmarsck swsmps u Ninnesosa-haye
called himself Trevellyn, Lloyd, Glen
dover, Of some other sYigt0cssttc
Welsh name. When the vOtesB Of
Emmons county wvse Gunnys1cks los
ovefyb0es, rode 70 meettn' behind
oxen, and the assembling a buffalo
bones was their chtef source Of In
come, IL might have been I'll right 70
put in the high slsfi6's once nan
toting around with him Tie plebeisn
cognomen Of Jones even With Z
"EiIl'' attachment. But now the
oxen have DISAPPEARED, the buffalo
bones have vanished, and gunnysack
oyershoes are . thing Of the past.
With the going Of the yesss and thu
coming Of material prosperity, coupled
with the continuous wearing Of socks,
the settlers Of the free and indepsnd-
ent borough of Emmons have devel-
oped into proud and naughty peo-
pie. They will no longer tolerate Z
sheriff with IN everyday name. Give
then . Reginald gitzMaurlce or IN
Algernon De Mont moIency for . can.
didate and hear them cry, "A bal
Bill JONES'
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
Made hin I einlss,

Farmer Jones to amateur SUMTER,
There wasn't = better water dnwg lIv
~ until you AAootIm' gcnts took to iN,r
sowln' lin. Now 'is 'isies that full 81
soots he'd sink to tue bottom like 4
ut'ck - London Bystandcr.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
n If you want job printing Of any
kind in both English and German on
the same sheet, or separately in either
language, apply At Record ONCE.
1n Yaxxnina

have come to tie conclusion that II
Q man yawns and you don't want to
pawn. too. the only way to prevent II
y 10 blow your nose. A man Of my
acquaintance boasts that he can set q
whole railway carriage full Of people
yawning By merely taking time over II
nlmself. and believe he can-Fys
Magazine.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-19
TIE Only Fault.

Quest Walter. bring me some rie
pudding. waiter-Er. 'fraid can't
less recommend the rice puddin' today.
sir. Guest-what's the matter wit
Il: waiter-Nothin'. sir. 'cept there
amt none:-I.ondon Scraps.