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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-13
The Collapse Of Kid Farmer.

Peoria, Ill.,. May l3.-Awsiling the
outcome OF the collapse CT Original Kid
Farmer, who became unconscious aller
being knocked out by Jack Morgan, OF
Indianapolis, 10 their fight last NIGHT
the police today have arrested The
officials aud seconds of the fight. Farmer
10 at hospital where his condition Is
serious. He regained consciousness to-
dau
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-13
Matropoiltan Handicap.

New York, May lS.-Racing as
society attraction had It's real opening
here today when the gates at Belmont
Park were thrown open TO admit the
annual crowd of upwards of 30. 600
people who turn out to see the running
of the classic Metropolitan Hahdicsp, the
feature Of the opening card. Weather
conditions are ideal.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-13
New York Stock Market.

New York. May 10 The market during
the fnt hour showed a radical change ia
spe ,ulative tone. The important railroads
that were weak features yesterday we're IN
brisk demsnd at sdysncing prices. and be.
fore the end Of the hour nearly all the Issues
in this group showed advances ranging from
| to over 2 points. A few Of the indnstrisls
shared In the general strength, bat others 10
the industrial group showed little change.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-13

Experienced travellers have found great
beOe6t by taking with them bottle Ct Dr.
sETH ARSoLD's BALsAs. II cures illness
caused by impure wafer and sudden changes
ofeliuAts. Warranted BY Frank VERIFIED
anf Harry CsllAn.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-13
Delivered up by Bondsmen.

Pitsburg. Nay 1S.-Willism Montgomery;
1eiaulting cashier Of the Allegheny National
Bank who was out on $50,0O0 hail, has been
de iyered by his bondsmen. Il is said that
the defaultcation will reach 81 $50 900 insie I'D
OF 1859 900 as originally announcet.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-13
- ,~tousssd People Perish.

saa,tl. wash May ia tldAI
wave has swept ten tho Pst.Ous =, -
death in Hankow, China, &C. ~
the Officers steamer Titan which '
Just arrived here. The tidal wsse WAS
caused by the overlooking of the fsngs's
Kisng river.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-13
Sixtieth Congress.
Washington, May Is.

The Senate today took up the joint
resolution providing q court of inquiry
for Col. William F. Stewart, OF the
coast artillery. Senator Rsyner said
he was willing it should 90 to the mill
tary affairs committee. if any ASSURANCE
were given that 1t would be reported by
the end of this week. Otherwise, he
would press it for immediate considera-
ton. He was willing to change the
entire form of the resolution so IL would
merely declare the opinion of the Senate
that court of inquiry should be granted
Col. Stewart.
Chairman Warren of the military a.
fsils committee declared that he could
make no specific promise. The COM
mlttee would do its best. The resolu-
ton was an attack, he said. on the dis
cipliue of the army, and repuke to the
president Is COMMANDMENT chief. There
should be no hssty action on 1t.
Mr.. Bacon said that the presidents
statement Is q plain notice to Congress
that he will not recognize or obey any
l.w IL may pass.
Thu tsolntivn proposing court OF
inquiry for Col. William +. Stewart was
this afternoon referred by the Senate to
ths military committee for confederation.
Ia the sundry civil bill as reported 10
tbs Senate today by the appropriations
committee q quarter of million dollars
is appropriated for an immigration sta
ton at Boston, aud $65. 900 TO enlarge
that at Ellis Island, N. Y. ::
After adding eleven million dollars to
the amount approved by the House,
mailing the total appropriations carried
lSl1s, O32, 263, the Senate committee on
appropriations today reported the sundry
civil bill.
An agreement Was reached to-day
q noug republican Senators TO postpone
tiusl action in the Brownsville case un-
| nj next session.
| When Mr.. Foraker made the motion
to vote ON it, on the second "Wednesday
of next December, Mr.. Culberson, the
democratic floor leader, objected.
Mr.. Calberson moved TO amend Mr.
Foraksr's motion by taking final vote
next Saturday.
This wss rejected by vote OF AZ to
I27.
HOUSE.
The House today passed the Dalzsll
bill, authorizing owners OF patents which
have been appropriated by the United
States to bring suit for damages In The
United States Court of Claims.
The agricultural appropriation bill was
sent to conference today, when the
House refused to agree to the Senate
amendments.
Mr.. BarthOldt moved to suspend the rules
and pass bill 10 put tsa sweepings on the
free list upon bond being given that they
shall not be used for food. The bill wss Fassed
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-13

EnR RENT-LARGE COMFORTABLE
L BOOMS, with or without board. Apply
ct 204 north Washington street. msyS 81
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-13
The Market.

Georgetown D. c., May 1s.-Whsst s5-iOO.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-13

When your food seems to nauseate tale
Kodsl. Take Kodsl now and until YOU know
you are right again. There INIT any doubt
what II will do and you will find the truth Of
this statement verified after you have used
Kodol for q few weeks. IL is sold here by
W. T. Creighton d Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
$100 REWARD, S10O.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all it's stages, and that is catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh be- ing constitutional disease, requires
 a constitutional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mu- cous surfaces of the system, there by destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitu- tion and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in it's curative powers that they offer one hundred dollars for any case that 1t fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address:
 F. J. CHENEY & CO.,, Toledo, o.
 Sold by druggists, 75c
 Take Halls Family Pills for consti- patton. :
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
The Whole Show.

through tbe United States upon q con. cert tour it chanced that Barnums cir GUS follow ed exactly the same route chosen by the great Russian. On one. occasion when the train was filled with snake charmers, acrobats, clowns and the like the guard. noticing perhaI. Rubinstein's remarkable appearance asked him. Do you belong to the sbow" Turning his leonine head with { savake shake. Rubinstein fiercel, xrowlcd out, 'Sir. am the show!''
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
/, -,f ~-..1 X. $ Soi Is nm.


 M I.l:...-'t '-" 4 Sr"tti~b lit ~ 'tr i'.ri i"n i....r> t"r .N"IN = ;,.t la. ,tata=r n" aat1 His r:G .,'t,!ges. ,sI ; :. "c:s>iic resiiuii>;Gas,,
 a peets :. aa!i Scotland. ~:. .... la. .':,!l;.> ~t'::,.rc.l .'Mrr ,.n,ai. :: 'A" haHta> "' .tr t-'tln'irun'fi ..c ,tI>t ':.s., ir 'la l"riil her $it, ie 'iai Hi ise lH ntan an let |. grun alaHe."
 "t"nftui, Sc, ,;ia. .lt.,.' shouted exaslera'ed Yu!f,". ilin.in. t!or !, !! ,lni in t rnee ;'s just what ] s5= Io!.>rn de>crti."d it-'stone. wat,' md a .;ttie earth.
 "Sae ihe tluc1lrr said that did h, Guired 'hr c;!t ..t
 "He did an,i he was very W <, ,an, let lie ;ell YOU" snapped ':.- 'nglishman
 "l believe ye." relorted the caddI. "Nae doot the docther was verrs wise man. for there is muckle O .,aH' an' waiter in Scot!and-oor mouata.n' aD' lochs that ye come sac far tae see an it's sair truth that the soil Is i,t vera deep. Ne see. there's sic iiu un tle O English bodies comes tae Scot lsnd tae play gawf."-Glasgow Times
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
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AT CHURCHES.
St. Joseph's Catholic Church

Masses: Sundays-7:30 and 10:30 G. 10. Week Days-6:30 and a. m.
 Sunday School-2:30 p. m.
 Sunday Night Services-Devotions sermon and benediction, 7:30.
 Baptisms-3:30 p. m. on Sunday
 Societies - Knights of Columbus: Srst and third Mondays, West Second venue Promoters of League of hcred Heart, pastors house on last Wednesday of each month, 3:30 p. n. Ladies Altar Society, on second Sum- day of each month, in chapel of St. Anthony after second mass. St. Jo- seph's Cemetery Association, on fourth Sunday of each month in St. An- thony's Chapel after second mass.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
PAVING DISTRICT NO. g Snecia1 Assessment.

Tie tax books for the collection of the special assessment upon the real property in Paving District No. g (Main street. in the city of Pine Bluff has been placed in my hands.
 All the owners of real property ly- ing in the district are required to pay their assessment to me within thirty days from this date.
 If such payment is not made action will be commenced at the end of that time for the collection of such assess ment and for legal penalties and costs.
 Given under my hand this 10th day of July, 1908.
 A. G. RUSSELL, City Collector. Office City Hall, a. n to 12 ID. 7-1O-26t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
Ohio Street Baptist Church.

Sunday school at 9:30. All are urg- ed by Superintendent E. Ryland to come Preaching by Pastor J. S. Rogers at both hours. Morning sub- ject, Man Proving His Love-" and evening subject, Your Covenant With Hell Broken by Love- The B.. Y. P. U. meeting at 7:15. You are invited to all these services. All the members of the church are especially urged to come, as this is the last Sunday the pastor will be here before he attends Dr. J. Wilbur Chapman's great Bible conference at Winona Lake, Indiana, and visits Chicago Niagara Falls. etc.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08

Mr. \. c. -Abell, superintendent oi the Iron Mountain railroad, of Mon- ticello will be in Pine Bluff today tc witness the Arkansas Travellers ball game. We. will give MT. Abell the glad hand, first, because We are glad to have his presence at our game, and again because he so generously gave us transportation for some of our or phans to come up 10 participate ln
 IT parade and see the game for their benefit.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08

dCwment Of colleges of that church, there will be no collection taken for that purpose. He has succeeded in raising some $14O,ooo for that pur- pose during the past two years. That great church in Arkansas should rally to him and literally endow her educational work. He would be glad to talk with any one who might be thinking of that matter while in the city
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
First M. E.,Church.

Sunday school 9:30 a. m. sharp. Always a place and a welcome for you. The regular morning service at II a. m. and night service D. m
 both services conducted by Prof Orear, head of the Methodist Train ing School at Stuttgart. All members kindly requested to come out and hear Prof. Orear, who is known tC be very strong preacher. Everybody cordially welcomed.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
Rev. James Thomas at Lakeside.

The Rev. James Thomas will preach at the Lakeside Methodist church next Sunday at both hours, II a. m. and s D. m. by special invi- tation from the pastor. He would be glad to meet his friends at the ser vices. While Mir. Thomas is the con- missioner of education for Arkansas Methodism, and looking after the en-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
Carr Memorial Church.

Services at II a. m. held by the pastor. At 8 D. m. Reverend Orear of Stuttgart will preach. Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. Epworth League at 7:15 p. m. All are cordially invit- Cd to attend these services, especially the evening service to hear Prof. Orear, principal of the Stuttgart Training School.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08

missioner of education for the three conferences of Arkansas, will preach at both hours. No collection. The Home Mission Society Monday at D. m. at the church. Prayer meeting Wednesday at 8 D. m. Everybody is most cordially invited to attend these services.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
Lakeside Calendar.

Sunday school at 9:30 a. m., Capt. N. T. Roberts, superintendent. The Senior Epworth League will not hold it's afternon meetings until Septem- Der. Junior Epworth League at 4:15 D. m. By special invitation from the pastor Rev. James Thomas, the com
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
Lutheran Church.

The Evangelical Lutheran church, East Sixth avenue and Florida street, will hold English services at 10:45 a. m Sunday school 9:3O a.. m All are cordially invited to attend.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08
Christian Science Service.

No. 1OS Pine street Sunday II a. m. Subject, Spirit. Reading room same address. All are welcome.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-08-08

The only safe milk for babies as
 our system of sterilization prevents the carrying of germs as contagion. Ideal Dairy. 29 I'm
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-01-19
T o-Day's Best Story

THE widow of a German officer pre-
scented herself at the office in Berlin
Tor the purpose of drawing the pension due
her. She handed in the necessary certih-
cate from the Mayor Of the village 10
which she lived to the effect that she was
still alive.
This certificate is not correct" said the
officer in charge.
What is the matter with it?" asked th.
lady.
1T bears the date Of September o."
was the stern reply, and your pension
was due on September 10"
What kind OF certificate do Won
wish asked the disappointed applicant
We must have Il certificate stating thar
you were alive on September To- said the
officer with great frnness
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-01-19
A Welsh View.

The incumbent Of an old and historic
church in Wales who had been showing a
party Of Americans around asked them to
visit bis parochial school, Of which he was
very proud, in the fond hope Of d liberaI
donation.
After a recitation or two. he Invited
them 10 question the scholars. and one Of
the party accepted the Invitation.
Little boy, said he 10 rosy faced
lad. can you tell me who George WASH
iHgtOn wasg"
ISIS, SUR" was the smiling reply az
vas a 'Merican gen'ral."
Quite right. And can you tell me
for?"
'lss, SUR. f was remarkable COS =
was 'Merican an told the trewth"
The rest was sileuce-and IL Uas NOT
followed by q tiOn.-CasselI's Journal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-01-19
Handy Weapon.

EFF you want to keep on hold up men"
said an old detective to the Observer,
carry a cane. hOld-up man is more
afraid of cane than he Is Of a revolver.
He's deatbly afraid that the man carrying
it will jab it In bis face or eyes or ger
the end of It in his mouth. On this &C
count they're just as much afraid of A
small. light stick as they are OF heavy
one.
There are so many different ways e
using cane that man doesn't know jus
which way to guard against it. And any
man can use it. Nine men out of ten who
carry reyOlvers couldn't hit the side OF
a barn with them. aud the 'hOld-ups' know
it, but it doesn't take any skill or practice
TO learn 70 slambang away with a walk.
ing stick."-Columbus Dispatch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-01-19
The Duel.
Il Drama til TAO Acfs.
with T5Uo Bad AetorS).
By c. B. QUINCY.
ACT T.: "a An INSULT"

ACT T.: II An INSULT"
nRINCE sAGo-That Boney! La, La
snap at beem re flngaires.
COUNT BONEY-That Sagoi IL
ees, how re American say eet. one beei
hash!
SAGo Hooking at Boney ,cttA the super
eiliOus smile peculiar to the high nobilitVI-
Bah.
BoNEY fdrdtoiHg himself up TO HE faE
feet tnehesJ-Bah! He bahs at me-
moi. the ex-husband of an heiress. Pooh
pooh. for yours. sacred pudding of Sage.
SAGo-You make to me the pooh pooh
no, yes7
BQNEY-A thousand thundersi But Ger.
tainly
SAGO-Then to you the bah!
BoNEY-Bah to a Boney! Holy bones
OF my ancestors. Moi. | weel. as ne Amer.-
cain say, cut loose.
sAGo-But nevaire.
lNEY-Ah, I am demi-Americain. no .
weel in a moment one to heem hand.
non?
sAGo-Holy Blue. for you the contempt
BoNEY-Ze box game weei land to
BIN weeth fist punch.
BONEY-What would you-to make feet
work to the bsck-quittaire. Cleench,
cIeeneh. but yes
sAGo dripping and tdHing]EBah. To
you, cursed Boney. bah A thousand bahs !
BONEH Handing on PROSTATE Sage and
pulling his hair All. the American box
eight. But for me fist champ yes, nit?
SAGO-Pig. dog, vulture. raven, fowl!
BONEY-That for the ear, that for the
cheek, for the nose: one. two, three.
sAGo-psglug-googl
BoNEY (as butcher bog picks him On BIZ
the slack Of hts coot1Sacred thunderi A
one Of the canaille to hand me!
sAGo (rtsing slotely to his feetJ-I am
insult!
ACT H.: 81 BLEED FOR HoNoRr
BoNEY freddiHg Ietterl-'Meet me before
the Old NH at 80 and I will wipe out
In blood the insult you have done me.
am the candy kid. old sport. and don't you
forget it Sage"
thousand lightnIngs and ten Thousand
thunders- To the death. no? This Sage.
ne has the pluck enormous To choose the
weapon, eet is up TO me. non? But yes
- ANNHaHS uustefb Get is Sa1e. but war.
like. nit The pillow Of the bed, eet is too
hesvy. The sword. eet hurts not enough
and the peestol. no, no The peestoI goes
pouf and the affair ends
Sage is my beast black: weeI 10 beero
throw in the scare. | select the razor of
safety. Eet Is American. To the ground
all Of quick
BoRey beats It to the Old Null
SAGO-Scared pink, eet is barbarous. this
safety razor there
BoNEY-The choice TO me is; moi.
choice this safety razor there.
sAGO taking up safety rasor1But /
this is harbarous, this there, holy blue!
BONEY-Je suis tres mad. no?
SAGO-On guard!
BONEY-A routrancei
(They fence; steel clashes on steel and
me dHelitsts stamp and pontJ
SAGO-Mal-de-mer!
BoNEf: Alb, ba Pomme de ferret
fShares Of part Of SGgo's nsWstache.I
sAGO-Touehe! bleed for honorl
lies doUn)
BONEY-Get to yourself the arise
sAGo-J'y suis, j'y restc
BONEY-Where is that Jim Jehries then
doi. champion of the world, uonl
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-01-19
Taking No Chances.

Henry Ciews, the banker and author. was
talking about a certain dnancier.
NO wonder the man is so successful, -
said Mr. Clews. ''He is the most careful
the most suspicious fellow / ever heard of.
In fact, be reminds me OF a Staffordsblrs
farmer my father used to tell Of
1T was said OF this farmer that when.
ever he bought a herd OF sheep he exam
ined each sheep closely to make sure that
1t had no cotton in it."-WashingtOn Star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-01-19
| ommy Todd:
He Writes TO His Uncle Jack.
By WEX JONES.

deer unkel Jack suppose no edav Il.
III krismis I no lit
gott so cents times last Mite +,
time from mister brown & / Time from nj,
Wllsun each OF them sed putt This nascs
OF missed toe over The dore of the bawI
went putt the peeces thsre bptt s,s.
had putt A bigg peece Thare awI reddr
soc ! Colt so cents for Doom npthin
sanity klaws VII come down The cbImhlsv
2day butt Peepd inn The closet when n,
was open & ! saw A awto tits for mea
CESS toodles woodent Want tit shoes ontv
a gerl like siss cant see What BIZ w;s,n
q mister brown want Bee round with
siss for
shee cant slide down The bannlster
tommy
deer unkel Jack Hav . rite sum mosr
2nite the hows Iss full of sitement doc
not Forgett MORO is krismis
mister brown Hee throo bill wilsun oU,
OF Thee dore thay came Att Thee ssiu,
time x eech lookd att the missed toe &
them Att eech uther g. bill wilsun isis
calls hymn Thee hero of the Gridd iron
al yaiD hee SEE remove yure self pupn
WHO'D r u emmy way A Randy stosr cIerk
mister brown he karried bill wilsun OwtI
droppd hymn over Thee tense & sed
rum along & By Yure self sum Pnutts
soc mulch for Thee heero.
mister brown Then hee nett siss At thee
core & he eatchd Her shee SEE WHO'D
Good hav putt that Thare & mister brown
Hee was Tlkkled & hee CAV NEE anuther
90 cents thiss iss eesy.
was thinkin white pupp Wood bee
a USE present for boy tommy
deer unkei jack / herd Pop say bee
woodent allow Emmy moar pups Inn thee
hows.
think trane hiatt RUINS by steem
wood bee mise for boy dont u.
toodles shee seq > tel doll that saws
papa & mommer wood Bee A Mise present
butt that like a gerl dolls A fool thing.
merry krismis deer uukel Jack tommy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-01-19
Identification.

Haven't seen you before somewhereY
Maybe. have often been somewhere.
"No, but haven't !. on the square?"
Probably. ! have been on the square. -
But joking aside"
Well. joking aside. we're you In Chicago
at the last Republican eonvenuonT'
Yea"
stopped at the Palmer HouseT'
You bet"
well. | was IN Europe that year. s.
Nashville American.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-01-19
Little Bobbie.
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

n oBBIE, sed teeeher. what do vou
rs know about Fairies & Fairy Taiesl
l wish you wud rite ne 4 few. she
sed. making them as much up 10 dalt as
pOSsloeL So this is what have rote;
FAIRY TALE number One ~
n nee upon Times Square thare was .
actor walking along wieh had Jest
oeen let out Of a big show beekaus the
SHOW had stopped being big after the third
90 week. The actor was tall x graceful.
VITA the eyes Of a man OF the wurId 4,
the long. eager fingers of a trageediuu
"ieh tolls not neither does be eet.
Jest then terribuI Giant cain along.
he was as big as a house in New Rosheli.
wich made him about lite hevvyweisbt
he was also newspaper man .wich
made him also middel weight ehampeen.
Fee Fl Fun. sed the Giant. I See a Actor
Cum, His Stunmck is Flat & his hands
is Numb
Inc Actor was a brsiv man. Ike all Ae-
tors be wasent afraid of the terribuI
Elant' cum into this Tavern. be sed to the
Giant d will have time 10 talk lest
one I'd dram with you befoar / have To
so md a other Giant. be sed.
The Giant was also bFaiv man h,,
Ike moast Giants he was very tbjet q,
the he'd, so be went with the Actor & main
for dram of sumtbiag for the two q, OF
them Aha. sed the Actor. this warns the
eokkels of the hart & makes the Likelihood
sayiy start. cieer from the he'd down 10
the feet. wuuder if you viii repeat.
The poor Giant WAS Jest going TO brv
a other dram when a good fairy cain
drifting along out Of the sky & it was the
Actors wife < she took him away * ths
Giant lived happily ever afterwards.
FAIRY TALE number Two (2)
Once upon these bard times thare wa,
crate Ruler wich was monark %
al he owned in the White House except
Tie house. be owned sum wrassIine mats
* sam dumbellS Il sum boxing gloves *
sum horses witch cud jump over a fence
without braiking the camera, etc.
One day when this CRATE ruler was OF,
walking at mite befoar going to bed Il
after cleening his teeth wlch took long
time so IL was very dark. be looked M.
IN the sky & thare he saw ii brite litteI
Star looking down at him out Of the hey.
vens
Littel Star. sed the CRATE Ruler. Won
are so littel & I am so big. let me give
you sum advise. why doant you git over
httel to the South 50 you viii be away
from the Milky Way witch is the Broadway
Of the Skys, If you git further away Won
VIII shine more, when / got away from
Broadway went to Washington ] shined
moar. littei star, sed the Ruler.
You are indeed a CRATE ruler. sod the
ittel Star. many a time when you was our
DIE the CRATE plains or in the rugged noun.
-ains ! have watched over you & herd yure
sentel shores rising above the wall of the
Wildcats. / am yure Star of Destiny. sed
he littel star.
will you always be my star Of Des-
iny, sed the CRATE Ruler. viii I be A
'ther NapOlyun, be sed
Even So sed the littel Star. yure name
will shine with CRATER & farer luster as
he yeers go by, & when yure time has
'ame you are laid away for yure last
est the singel letter "R" will mark yurs
omb for coming ages 10 Reveer.
Then the llttel Star winked at the grats
+: uieF.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-01-19
Superstitious Golfers.

The two chief solhng superstitions are
that two up and i've TO play never won a
Hfst hole: It IS hard ia say which is the
siilier Of the two.-London Daily Mail