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Deafp y, Cannot II, Cured

DFHEH ~ I;snhOt BO Cur6d
bylocal applications as theycannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. ! here Is only one
way to cure deafness, and that Is by consti-
tutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inflamed on1i ion Of the mucous lining OF
the Eustachiaa Tube. Wnen this tube is in
famed you have arumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing. and when it Is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the inf fam
nation can be taken out and this tube re-
stored to its normal condition, lie airing will
be destroyed forever. Nine casos out OF ten
are caused bycatarrh, which is nothingbutsn
in1amed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case eofDeafness( Caused bycatarrh )that can
not be cured by Hall aiI'sCatarrhCure. Send for
circulars free. F.J.CHENEY 4 Co. Toledo o.
Sod by Druggists. 7jc.
Take Halls Family ri Is for constipation
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Hiccouah Easily Stopped.

This is a most distressing and OBJ.
stinate complaint to those in whom
1t occurs. We do not refer, OF
course. to the hiccough attendant
upon great prostration Of the system
but to those instances (very frequent,
indeed) of a simple spasmodic condi-
tion of stomach and esophagus, which
assails tho individual without any 9th
er symptom Of disease, and in the
treatment of which anti-spasmodics
prove inert.
Relief can be obtained by directing
the patient to hold the >rms straight
above the head and to keep inspir-
ing as long as is feasible. so as to
retain the air In the lungs for as
long a period as possible.-Family
Doctor.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Miss Elizabeth Ann Robbins, sixty
years old, after lifelong service as a
servant, died at Greenford two weeks
ago, leaving fortune of over $4,000.
She had no kin. She had saved the
entire sum out of her scant wages.
In her will the estate is bequeath
ed to the Methodist Church at Wash
ingtonville, and the woman provided
that the bodies of her dead parents,
now buried in the Methodist Church
burying ground at Washingtonville,
Ohio, shall be removed to Salem,
Ohio, where she was buried.
The testator also directs In the
will that any who have rendered her
service or care during her illness
and have not been already rewarded
for such shall be well paid for their
services by the executor.-Pittsburg
Special to Philadelphia North Amen
lean
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
MACHINE GROUND PAINT.

Occasionally one hears the ~hAnd-
mixed" paint OF the painter slight
ingly spoken OF as "unscientiflc" and
mot thoroughly mixed" The facts
are all on the side OF the painter and
his hand-prepared paint.
1t is the most scientific" paint
there is, because 1t is made on the
spot to suit the particular purpose
for which It 10 to be used. It Is a.
scientific as a good doctors prescrip-
ton. II the painter did not mix It
thus It would be as unscientinc ~ Q
patent medicine. Moreover the paint
which a good painter turns out 10
made Of genuine white lead and pure
linseed oil. II he does not mix It him
self he Is not sure what Is In 1t and
consequently his client cannot be sure.
AS for not being thoroughly mixed
by machinery, that is simply 4 mis-
statement White Lead as made BY
National Lead Company is thoroughly
incorporated with or s per cent. OF
pure Linseed oil In the factory, max
ing paste. This paste need only be
thinned with additional linseed oil to
make 1t ready for the brush.
The thorough Incorporation OF pig
ment and oil has already been accom-
plished before the painter gets It.
To know how to tell pure white
lead Is a great advantage to both
painter and HORSEPOWER. National
Lead Company will send tester free
to anyone interested. Address the
company at Woodbridge Building.
New York. N. Y.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
To Have Good Teeth Means Good

To Have Good Teeth Means Good
Health.
There are millions of dollars spent
yearly to dentists for the care of the
teeth, and still the majority of the
people are deprived of the dentisr's
skill on account of the heavy charge
that he is bound to make. have de-
vised set of instruments, using
standard material, by which any men,
ber Of the family can fill one another's
teeth. To cover the entire field. will
sell half or a third interest to one or
two good men. We will then sell state
and county privileges. II you are
looking for good and lasting busi-
ness, with quick returns, this will
prove the winner. Address, DR.
Chatham, Dentist, lis Cherry ST.,
vicksburg. Miss.
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WAS DELIRioUs WITH ECZEMA.
Pain, Heat and Tingling Were Excru
ciating-CuticufA Acted Like
Magic.

"An eruption broke out on my daugh.
ters chest, took her to doctor, and he
pronounced it to be eczema of very bad
form. He treated her, but the Disease
spread to her back, and then the whole of
her head was affected, and all her hair had
to be cut off The pain she suffered was
excruciating, and with that and the heat
and tingling her life was almost unbeara-
bic. Occasionally she was delirious and
she did not have proper hours sleep for
many nights. The second doctor we tried
afforded her just as little relief as the first.
Then / purchased Cuticura Soap, Oint-
ment, and Pills, and before the Ointment
was three-quarters finished every trace Of
the disease was gone. 1t really seemed like
magic. Mrs. T. w. Hyde, Brentwood,
Essex, England, Mar. 8, 1907"
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
pI .AINIY APPARENT.

Pardon me-" began the new az
quaintance, "but are you the Mr.. Cad
ley Nuritch who wrote that magazine
article last month for us?'
Yes" interrupted Nuritch, "but, OF
course, you'll understand that / don't
make business of that sort Of thing"
"Of course, ! know that. / read
the article e"-Philadelphia Press.
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BAD Effects From Cold.

Bad Effects From Cold.
Mr.. Nj. j. Deutsch, Secretary Building
Material Trades Council, ISL Washington
st., Chicago, ILL.,, writes:
II have found your medicine to be un.
usually efioacious in getting rid of bad
erects IRON. cold, and more especially
with which am freqeuntly troubled. :,
sThe retteT Perm,,a Otves in catarrhal
troubles alone is well worth the price per
bottle. / have used the remedy for several
years now.
Spells of Coughing.
Mrs. C. E.. Long, writes from Atwood,
Colorado, as follows:
when | wrote you for advice my little
three-year old girl had cough that bad
took cold easily, and would wheexe
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persist nsuRcny protected b.
clothing
OF
-. -. -. -.
sesp q sitting
but people do observe these
colds are Spring
should think
rjdnson the carw witho
in
During the
liability Of catching cold Is
during
CT according
and
of DO
perhaps illness later
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COINCIDED

Young Spoonamore with enthusi
ism)-"1sn't that Dollie Dumplings a
dream?"
Ardfax-"Yes: you'll wake up some
day and find that's all she is."-Chl
cago Tribune
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Ladies Can Wear Shoes
One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, powder 1t makes hight or ne v shoes
easy. Onres swollen, hot. Sweating, aching
feet, tnRr6wing nails corhs and :. aIontl. AT
all druggists ana snoe spoEes ESQ. Don't &C
cept any substitute Trial packags FREE by
mail. Address Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, NY.
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This world is none the brighter for
those who have money to burn.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
LIKE HOME.

did she make you feel at homs
when you called on her husband?"
"She certainly did"
"You had a nice time, eh?"
"Oh. l didn't say that. my DEAR
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

FITS, st. Vitus Dance; Nervous Diseases per-
naneptly cured by DR.. Kline's Great Nerve
hestofar. 81 trial bottle and treatise free.
DR.. II. r. Kline. Id. 99l Arch st., Phila., Pa.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Garfield Tea, the herb medicine, insures
a healthy action of liver, kidneys, stomach
sick k-headache. Write Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn, N. Y, for free samples.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
Headache from Defective Eyes.

AT least 80 per cent of all cases
of neuralgia headache are attributed
by DIR. Toms, an American oculist,
to defects of the eyes
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

cradle all last Spring.
and as ! did not know
what was the matter.
l kept going down
and down until / was
a physical wreck. !
had smothering spells,
flashes OF heat over
the kidneys, and pain
in passing the kidney
secretions. which con-
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

alrs. Winslow's . soothing syrup for Children
.ecthing, ,softensthe gums, ,reduceetnnsmma-
ion, ,ailay: pain cures wind collie. 2Sc.a bottle
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Hicks Capudine Cures Nervousness,
Whether tired out, worried, sleeplessness
or what not. 1t quiets and refreshes brain
and nerves. It's liquid and pleasant to
take. Trial bottle 10. Regular sizes 26c.
and 50c., at druggists.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

All real religion is fed by deel
desire for reality in religion.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Many Old People Suffer From
Bronchial Affections, particularly at
this time of year. Browns Bronchial
Troches give immediate relief.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Defining religion always tends to
become a substitute for doing it.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Every life is worth the love we put
into it.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

and have spells of coughing that would
sometimes last for q half hour.
~Now we can never thank you enough
for the change you have made in our little
ones health. Before she began taking
your Peruna she suffered everything in the
way of cough, colds and Group, but now
she has taken not quite bottle of Peruna,
and is ,1eI and strong as she has ever
been In her life.
Pe-ru-na for Colds.
Mr.. James Morrison, 68 East 10th st..
Paterson, N. D., writes:
II have given Peruna fair trial, and ]
find it to be just what you claim it to be.
cannot praise it too highly. | have used
two bottles in my family for colds, and
everything imaginable. can safely say
that your medicine is the best | have ever
used"
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
Ladies Can Wear Shoes

Nothing is built by hammering
alone.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

A lot of neglect of men hides be-
hind enthusiasm for the masses.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Love never knows how much it
gives nor what it costs.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

tanned sediment. My husband urged
me to try Doan's Kidney Pills, and at
last l did go. They did me much
good, and l used in all eight boxes,
which restored me to perfect health. !"
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
It's folly trying to hide a false
life behind fight for truth.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

The best way to get rid OF an en-
emy is to make a friend.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
Servants Big Savings.

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolfords
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Hatbitual Righteousness Is just as
possible as habitual crookedness.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

The highest in humanity is the best
we know of divinity.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
Little Room for Justice

German proverb: Where might is
master, justice is a servant.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
SPRING KIDNEY TROUBLE.
Vividly Described by One Who Has
Suffered From Il.

Mrs. H. Mutzabaugh, Of Duncan
non. Pa. says: II was sick and mis-
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

The door of truth neves opens to
the key of prejudice. Is
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

According to the British Medical
Journal. lying is often caused by in.
digestion. Then politics, suggests the
Rochester Post Express, must be the
most dyspeptic of occupations.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Philadelphia girls are being round
ly abused by the Inquirer for giggling
in street cars. New York girls aren't
guilty, notes the Louisville Courier
journal, because there is never room
for giggling.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

A mans place IN the heavenly race
will depend much on his relation to
the human race.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Hicks Capudine Cures Headache.
nervous troubles No Accetanilid or dan
gerous drugs. It's liquid and acts imme-
diately. Trial bottle lOc. Regular sizes
25c and 5Oc., at all druggists.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
tion, f5roid tnmors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
ti0n, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address. Lynn. Mass.
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

This woman says she was saved
from an operation by Lydia Il.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Lena V. Henry, of Norristown, Ga,
writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
81 suffered untold misery from fe-
male troubles. My doctor said an opera
tion was the only chance / had, and
dreaded it almost as much as death.
Zone day read how other women
had been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and decided to
try it. Before / had taken the first
bottle / was better, and now am en-
tirely cured.
Every woman suffering with any
female trouble should take Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound"
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16
A GUESS.

"Why is 1t that the fares to Eu
rope are so much cheaper than the;
used to be?"
Perhaps" answered Mr.. Dustin
Stax. cts because investigations have
let up and the tranlc depends more
on ordinary citizens than on finan.
ciers." ."-Washingto Star
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

Sympathy for the mature criminal
at least sympathy which takes the
direction of leniency In Furnishing or
actual aequittal-is, the New York
Globes believes, one of the chief OBJ
stacles in the way of effectively pro-
tecting society from professional law
breakers.
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CALIFORNIA

SOLD 81 ALL LEADING .DRUCCjSyS
one s,ze only, regular price SOC ee~ Bottle
The Kemper herald., 1908-04-16

The tuberculosis fight must De
largely a local fight, declares the Al
bany Argus, every community fighting
it with local institutions, every citi-
zen with individual effort, now and
here. That is the sort of fight that Is
most effective, If We are to believe
the experts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-18
THE AGE OF MIRACLES.

Yesterdays tragedy, in which Lieu
tenant Selfridge lost his life and Or
vile Wright was severely injured.
was most deplorable. and viii probably
delay the solution OF the problem of
aerial navigation.
Commenting on Orville Wright's per
Torrance with his aeroplane. one of the
army Officers who rode with the invent
or said he was convinced it would be
perfectly possible to run over To New
York and back TO Washington in the
machine during the night Wright kept
in the air considerably longer than an
hour. made speed of over thlrty-eight
miles per hour. rode in circles. cut cor
ners and Unanswered as he pleased
with or against the wind
Occasionally some one asks what is
the use OF this test. and that recalls
Ben Franklin's reply when he was
asked what was the use OF his kite ex-
pertinent with electricity. whats the
use of a newborn baby?" said Ben
jamin. and that settled the questioner
for awhile. The chief present interest
IN flying machines liz because of their
possible use in war. II they prove as
satisfactory as experiments indicate.
they will bear the same relation 10
warfare in the future that Ericssons
monitor did when II rendered useless
all the navies of the world.
II may be long while before aer;sl
,,avfoatfon becoues commercial nos
sibility. Most sensible folks would pre-
fer slower travel on terra firma to the
exhiliration of initiating bird and
taking chances on sudden fall of two
or three hundred feet. But there was
p time when the same sentiment led
people 10 prefer the stage coach TO
what they thought was the dangerous
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-18

hazard of the steam railroad. II the air
can be navigated safely with large cars
under all conditions. the hazard of ex-
periments will not deter men from
demonstrating the fact Numbers have
already lost their lives in the trials
which have eliminated in Wright's
accident at Fort Myer: and others VIII
risk life itself to win the fame or the
money that will come to the first one TO
show how man can control the air as
he has controlled the other elements of
the globe.
The day of miracles has not yet
passed: on the contrary. the wireless.
the telephone. the turbine engine. the
transmission of electrical energy over
long distances. and now the aeroplane,
show that the age of the really marvel
Gus in achievement has only begun
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-18
Gay World Condemns Fat.

The Empire and the Directoire gown
having come to stay. fairness is de trop-
that is to say. mot In it, Fat ladies
are threatened with being wiped off the
map.
There is one loophole Of escape how
ever for the oVer-fat lady. Let her get
one of the large CASES of Marmola Pre-
scription Tablets. and take one after each
meal and at bedtime. and pretty soon she
will notice she Will be wearing the new
mode with satisfaction to herself and the
CONSERVATION of her dear enemies.
These cases of Marmola Prescription
Tablets. WHICH. by the way. being made
strictly in accordance with the famous
Marmola Prescription. are perfectly harm
less. contain such generous quantity of
tablets that they last long time and
are found to be most economical, costing,
as they do. only 70 cents. They are also
a very pleasant method to adopt. for they
render dieting and exercising entirely un-
necessary. All druggists keep them, or
they may be obtained from the Marmola
Company. Detroit. Mich.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-18
AND BUSINESS.

The general trend is toward a recov-
cry from the business depression of the
past year and most of the business
men OF the country are doing their
level best 10 develop trade, each one in
his particular line. 1t is stated upon
the very best of authority that the
most of them are not interested in poll
Is to be allowed TO pursue the even
tenor of their way without any cry Of
Wolf on the part OF those engaged in
conducting the presidential campaign.
II has developed that the business
men. almost without exception. are de-
cidedly opposed to the plan of Judge
TAFT going out upon a campaign tour
If IL is his purpose to try 10 scare the
people into voting for him on the
ground that the election of Mr. Bryan
would unsettle business. Panic talk
just now, while recovery is slowly TAX
ing place would be disastrous precise
~ TO the extent that such vaporings are
believed. and ii the labOriOus work of
the men engaged in the various chan
nels of trade is undone the country will
suffer longer period of depression, en-
falling greater hardships and priva-
tons among the poor during the winter
months than that endured last winter
But il won't help Judge Taft in his
scramble for the presidential chair
A New Yorker in Chicago the other
day gave utterance TO the following:
You will see the bottom go out of
stocks about two weeks before election
if by that time the race for the presi-
dency is in doubt" What he meant
was that the men who have millions at
their command viii bring on another
Wall street panic II they think Mr..
Bryan stands a show of election.
Panics are more easily started than
stayed. and If there is one thing neces-
sary to make the election Of the Demo-
cratic candidate practically unanimous
II is a scare" brought on by the stock
gamblers of New York. We doabt the
story, but II the attempt Is made the
day of reckoning win not be long de-
layed.
Bearing out in part the statement of
the New York man. however. stocks
were dropped from two to five points
In Wall street yesterday. and one OF
the explanations given was that ]. ].
Hill and f. II. Hartman were not sat
isfied with political conditions in the
west meaning the uprising for BryaS.
II the stock gamblers are really scared.
so much the better
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luncheon on Saturday at her home on
u street.
Miss Mary b. Prosser arrived yes
terday afternoon from the east, and
will be the guest for few days Of Mrs
Russell L. Tracy.
Judge o. E. McCutcheon of Idaho
Falls is a guest of Colonel and Mrs. Ed
win F. Holmes at the Amelia Palace.
Mrs Mary Shaughnessy Trumbo. who
is at home just now at the Kenyon. will
leave shortly for New York TO spend
the winter with her sister. Mrs. w. K.
Van Horne.
Miss Cosgriff entertains on Monday
at luncheon at the Country club.
X
Mrs. Hewitt of Denver. the mother of
Mrs. Sidney X. Hooper, arrived last
evening, and will remain with her
daughter for the present.
X x x
Dwight Holmes left yesterday TO re-
enter Yale.
Mrs. j. c. Cleveland of 1904 West
Eighth South street was hostess at a
pleasant affair Tuesday afternoon. the
Pythian Sisters being her guests. The
rooms were prettily decorated in pink
and white asters.
X
The marriage of Miss Adele Loring
and Arthur G.. YONG of Los Angeles is
announced. Their home will be in Los
Angeles.
X x x
Mrs. |. c. GlosZ is expected back to-
day after stay of some months in the
east.
X 4
III. w. Willard and sister. Miss l.. l..
Willard. are at home TO their friends
at 437 East First South street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-18
PROMISED LETTER.

President Roosevelt has shown signs
may be expected to belch forth fire and
smoke. much smoke, at almost any
moment Two or three letters bearing
upon the presidential and congressional
There's another letter due. Ten days
or more ago it was announced that the
president would not later than Oct. ],
write a letter commenting Speaker
Cannon and the work of the last ses-
sion of congress.
Two years ago Mr.. Roosevelt boosted
for his party in the congressional cleo
lions and wrote the My Dear Watson
letter, in which Speaker Cannon was
given a clean bill of health. This is
what he wrote:
With Mr. Cannon as speaker the house
has accomplished a literally phenomenon
amount of good work. IL has SHOWN a
that II would be a real and serious mis-
fortune for the country to fail to recog-
nize. To change the leadership and or
eaniZation of the house at this time means
TO bring CONFUSION upon thOSS "ho no V z
been successfully engaged in the steady
working out of a great and comprehen-
siVe scheme for the betterment or our
social industrial and civic conditions.
such a change would substitute pur-
poseless confusion. violent and hurttul
oscillation between the POSITIONS OF the
extreme radical and the extreme reac-
tionary. for the present orderly progress
along the lines of carefully thought-out
policy.
The thick-and-thin friends of Mr..
Cannon say the above is just as true
now as it was i'm August two years
ago. which is probably so. the average
citizen knowing full we'll that 1t
wasn't true then. and isn't true at the
nresent time. Mr.. Roosevelt also has
reason to know that he was mistaken
TO say the least. so this year no at
TEMPT will be made to throw life pre-
server 10 the speaker If the Taft man
ayers have their way. It's too dam
gerous.
Since the Methodist bishops have an
nounced their purpose of defeating MI.
Cannon. any attempt on the part OF the
administration or the Republican ma
tional committee to save the scalp or
the speaker would react on the tart
ticket Hence we conclude that the
nrasident for once in his life. will
maintain silence.
To paraphrase Cardinal Wolsey' had
Cannon served the people with half the
zeal ne served the trusts. he would not
have been left naked to his enemies i'm
his old age.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-18

One of the wits of the lower house OF
congress has fallen by heswayside, the
of the Duluth district in
Minnesota having stepped upon the
neck OF ]. Adam Bede- There'n be
many sorrowful countenances in Wash
incton next winter.