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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-04

Inc marriage OF MISS AldDel NC
Sweeny. daughter Of MI and AIRS. Ed
gar McSweeny, to Arwine Perry Ar
mold, Of Washington. took place Tues
day evening in the home Of The parents
OF the bride in Columbus Ind The Rev.
A. II. Pitkin. pastor Of the Methodist
Episcopal Church, was the officiating
clergyman, assisted Dy the Rev. DR..
Sergeant. Of Indianapolis.
The parlOr and reception room, OF the
home was beautifully decorated with
palms and white flowers. a bridal altar
being formed Of palms, smilax and clus-
tiers Of roses and asters. The stairway
was cntwIned with snilax and the cab
inets ard mantels were banked with
ferns and studded with white blossoms.
The bridegroom and his best man.
John Suverkrup, entered the parIor pre-
coded by the ministers. The ribbon
bearers, Trent BUddeubohm. Of Eliza
bcthtcwn. and Arthur SuverI-rup, form
ed an aisle with broad white satin rib
bons. through which the bridal process
sion passed to the altar. Miss Ruby
Campbell was maid of honor and AI:ss
Helen NellOy was ring bearer, carrying
the ring in a lily. The bride entered
from the rear han with her father, who
gave her in marriage.
Miss AcSweeny wore a beautiful gown
OF liberty satin made princess style
and trimmed with lace Her long tuIle
veil was held in place with a wreath
Of lilies Of the valley, and the bridal
bouquet was a shower Of maidenhar
fern and lilies of the valley.
Miss Campbell wore a becoming gown
Of pale blue silk crepe. trimmed with
duchess lace, and carried a bouquet Of
Bridesmaid roses and smilax. TIE ring
bearer wore a dainty frock Of white
silk null and lace.
n reception followed the ceremony
The dining room was decorated with
palms. pink roses. and asters. the cen
terpiece on the table being a French
basket Of pink roses and asparagus
ferns.
Mr. ana Mrs. Arnold left for a North
ern wedding trip. They will come to
Washington. where they will be at
home after November 1 at the Elkton.
Mrs. Arnold wore a travelling suit OF
amethyst brOadcl9th with a gray hat
Mr.. and Mrs J. A Arnold PARENTS of
the bridegroom, are spending some time
in Columbus which was formerly their
home.
The marriage Of Miss Verna May Cos
nell and Raymond J. Anderson, Of Con-
gress Heights, d. C. took place in Bal
timore Friday, the Rev. Charles o.
Isaac. pastor Of the Columbia Avenue
Methodist Episcopal Church officiating
After a brief wedding trip Mr. and
Mrs. Anderson will return to Washing
ton, where they viii make their home.
Miss Sarah c HOrnbeck. OF Oal,ton.
Va, and Charles II. Herrell were mar
risd Wednesday afternoon in the home
OF the Rev. +. d. Stone. in the pres
ence OF small party Of relatives ana
friends
The bride, who was unattended, wore
q gown of pearl gray silkolinne. made
princess style over silk. and carried q
shower bouquet Of Bride roses.
among those who attended the cere-
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Announcement is made OF the mar
rage Of Miss Marie +. Steele and George
r. Stauffer, Wednesday afternoon, the
Rev c. 2. WHes officiating.
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Harry Lambert and Alfred Ainsworth,
y Wilmington Del. who have been
visiting NJ T Burns. in upper Prince
street have returned home
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NEXT WEEK AT THE THEATERS
Continued from Third Page.)

Cowboy and the Cowgirl" and The
Varsity Race" a stirring series by the
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J. " Hammond and H y Drawer
last week attended the reunion OF
Mosby's command at Hamilton, Va
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-04

Dr. Harry Smith, OF Panama. paid a
short visit 10 this city last week
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-04

Mrs George Johnston, who has been
spending the past two months at Eir-
GINA Beach, has returned home
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-04

Col J. A de Lagnel. who has been
summering in Canada, has returned
home.
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TO their Sons. Wilmer and Harry. IN
Charleston, ". Va, last week.
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Announcement is made OF the mar
rlage of Mis- Ruth Fitzgerald. of Man
CHESTER Va, ID Charles NJ. Cutting, of
Richmond, Va. The marriage took place
IN the First Presbyterian Church.
Wednesday, at noon. the Rev. Donald
Q. Macleod, pastor OF the church, Of
hciating.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-04

The marriage Of Miss Mary Alexander
and John Clement took place Tuesday
afternoon at o'clock in the parsonage
OF st. Paul's English Lutheran Church,
the Rev. J. T. HUddle, pastor of the
church, performing the ceremony.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-04

Miss Kathryn Goodrich, OF PittsburE.
who has been visiting in this city. has
returned home.
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Harry Fisher, formerly OF this city,
but now Of West Virginia. paid his Old
home a visit last week
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NEW ENGAGEMENTS
NUPTIAL PLANS
ANNOUNCED,

Mrs Eva KillIon announces the en-
gagement Of her daughter. Dorothy. to
!. John Butler. OF Kansas. The we'd
- IS will take place Thursday. October
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The marriage Of Miss Marie S. Weber
and Warren r. Sewell, Of Baltimore,
took place Wednesday afternoon in the
First Presbyterian Church. the Rev.
Donald c. Macleod, pastor Of the
church. officiating, in the presence Of a
small party Of friends.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-04

Miss Alice e CoIQuhOuu, who haa
been visiting at the Paeonian Springs.
has returned home.
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Miss Robbie L. Weaver, OF Boston,
Va. and Charles O. DOdsOn. Of Sperry-
Vile, Va, were married in Washington,
Wednesday, the Rev. J. ]. Muir onici-
ating.
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Miss Caroline Wise IS spending a
month IN the CatskIus.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-04

Miss Hazel Ale, who has been visiting
In Salem, y J.. has returned home
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-04

z. Risden paid a visit 20 friends n
Charlottesville last week
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The marriage Of Miss Mary Rose Mas
tin and Robert J. Shepherd took place
Wednesday evening at the residence of
the Rev. J. B. Mclaughlin.
Miss Nellie Shepherd. sister Of the
bridegroom, was the maid OF honor,
and Morgan J. Caho was best man for
Mr.. Shepherd
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MISS MARIE DAWSON
WEEDS MINISTER
NEXT WEEK.

ALEXANDRIA. Va. Oct 2.-Cards
are out for the marriage Of Miss
Marie Mason Dawson. daughter OF
Mrs. Nicholas Dawson, 20 the Rev. VII
Der Gibson Pendleton. The ceremony
viii take place at Emanuel Chapel at
the Theological Seminary. on Wednes-
day, October Z, al S O'Clock
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-04

Mrs William Chauncey had as her
guest last week Mrs. Lizzie Bender, OF
New York
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Announcement is made of the mar
rage OF Miss Fannie Z. SorreH and Ar
thur N. ScOtg. Thursday evening, in the
parsonage Of the Fifth Baptist Church,
the Rev. Weston Bruner officiating. Mt.
and Mrs. Scott have gone for a North
ern "trip, stopping in New York, Ma
CARA Falls. and Montreal Upon their
return they will reside in Washington.
The marriage OF Miss Helen Hatfield,
daughter Of Col. and Mrs. Charles a.
Z. Hatfield, L. 5. A, Of Fort Myer, Va.
and Lieut.. Berkeley Thorne Merchant,
Thirteenth United States Cavalry, viii
take place at noon Tuesday, November
=, in the post chapel at Fort Myer. a
reception in the home Of the brides
parents at Fort Myer will follow the
ceremony.
Miss Hatfield viii be attended by Miss
Phelps. daughter Of Judge Phelps, Of
Baltimore. as maid Of honor, and Miss
Knox and Miss Helen Humphrey viii DE
bridesmaids. Little Miss Lois Cassett,
daughter Of Captain Cassett, viii be
the flower girl. Lieut.. II. r. Berry will
be Lieutenant Merchants best man.
Mrs. William Harrison McKnew has
issued invitations to the wedding re-
cepton Of her daughter, Miss Edna
Isabelle AICKnew. and Dr.. Samuel II.
Greene, jr., Wednesday. October Il, at
y o'clock, in the apartments of the
brides mother, in the Burlington. The
ceremony. which win be attended BY
a small party of relatives and friends.
Will be performed by the Rev. Samuel
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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05

You a make a new reporter red
headed by using a blue pencil on hi
copy.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
GERVER.
Another rain 31st,

All come and bring your children to
children's day exercises at the Dodge
school house on the 18th, commencing
at 2 a. m.
The base ball game Saturday between
the Prairie Dogs and the Banksvilles
ended in favor of the latter by one
score.
Our Sunday-school is pretty we'll at
tended but there are more who should
come. Remember good influence in
childhood always helps in after life no
matter what the vocation.
Rev. Smith preached to a good audi
ence last Sunday. Come and hear him
every two weeks.
Sunday base ball seems to be the
fashion. Too bad the men and boys
can't devote one day in the week to the
Creator to whom they owe their very
existence.
Corn listing is about a thing of the
past. Very little ~replanting done.
Farmers are in their corn early with
cultivators.
Frank Hawkins is helping to move a
depot for the B. &. NJ.
The house warming at Charles Lof-
toms was we'll attended and all enjoyed
themselves.
Sympathy goes out to the Thrill
family and to Ira Kennedy in their
bereavement. 1t was unfortunate we
didn't hear of the funeral in time to
attend.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
BARLEY.

n
G. w. Keys and family of Wilsonville
attended Memorial Day exercises in
BARLEY.
Miss Sallie Hamilton is down from
Wellfeet visiting old friends.
Bert Stevens returned from Fairmont,
Monday evening.
Miss Grace Curlee and Miss Blanch
Miller of Lincoln spent Memorial Day
here.
Rev. Leonard of Bloomington made
the Memorial address. The opera house
was we'll filled with a pleased audience.
Lyman Jenning came in on No. >,
Monday evening, from Connecticut,
where he has resided the past few years.
He has property interest in BARLEY
which he came to look after.
MI. Sallack of Boone, Neb., is here
looking after the three farms he owns
near BARLEY.
DR.. Mackechine OF Indianola made a
professional visit in BARLEY, Tuesday.
Nj. Spangler and family from Merna,
Neb., moved into the new hotel, We'd
nesday, and will soon be able to accom-
modate the public in the best of style.
Percy McMahon of Lincoln is in Bart
ley and vicinity this week taking orders
for publication by the Advent church.
Twins 90 of a kind" Good pair
to draw too. Roosevelt notified no ace
suicide here. Arnold Wheeler, carpen-
ter and contractor, carries n on each
arm. Two pretty babies born Wednes-
day night, June Bird, O3, to Mr.. and Mrs.
Arnold Wheeler.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
On Heaven,

eff 1 could be out of physical pain"
said a lifelong invalid, 81 would ask
no other heaven" 'If I could be IN a
place where l might know that my
husband never could be killed on the
train!" cried n of the gentle "wor-
riers' whose capacity for suffering is
neither understood nor respected by
the sanguine. IF l could take my
children to a world where every time
1 hear a croupy cough my heart did
not stand still with terror" urged an
other, that would be heaven for me-"
The mulatto girl who burst into joyful
tears at first sight of a marble bust of
herself because it was white" had a
glimpse of her heaven before its time.
Heaven must be like any other form
of happiness, only more so,'" said a
thoughtful "And the conditions
of happiness are three-a clean con
science, something to do and some one
to lOve."-Elizabeth Stuart Phelps in
Harper's Bazaar.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
DANBURY,

The leading sport in Danbury o is
tennis.
Mrs. H. N. Lord and three youngest
children are visiting in Orleans this
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Macy of Cedar Bluffs
we're Danbury business callers, Tues
day.
Married at the BRIDES home, at this
place, Miss Mary Greenway and Chas.
Thomas, Wednesday evening Of this
week. Congratulations.
Mrs. Harry Shepherd and daughter
are visiting in Benkelman this week.
Mr.. Shepherd accompanied her as far
as McCook.
Mrs. Stephen Boyer of Denver, Colo,
visited relatives in Danbury, Monday.
Miss Phyllis Sargent and Fred Dow
of Indianola were Danbury visitors,
Sunday.
The home talent play of this place
given at Indianola was reported as a
success. About S65 was taken in.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Wintjen were
called to Texas last Monday on account
of the serious illness of Mrs. Wentjen's
son.
Ollie Ceilings and family of Indianola
were Danbury visitors, last week.
Mrs. Whitaker of McCook is visiting
in Danbury this week.
Miss Alice belong departed for Lin
coin to attend institute, last Sunday,
via Indianola.
The young people, with the assistance
of the ministers of this place, organized
a union endeavor, last Tuesday night,
to be held at each church every alter
nate Sunday.
w. S. Stilgelbouer and family were
Lebanon visitors, Wednesday.
The Barlow & Walton Bros. show was
fairly we'll attended at this place. 1t
was considered a good show for the size
by a majority OF the people.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
INDIAN0IA.


Charles Boas visited in McCook, We'd
nesday.
W. F. Herman of York, Neb., visited
relatives and friends, the first of the
week.
Mrs. Purvis and daughter of BARLEY
were the guests of w. H. Smith and
family, Saturday.
Lloyd Finch OF Cambridge visited in
town, Friday.
F. w. Defer visited in town the last
of the week.
Mrs. Harry Brown and children drove
up from BARLEY, Saturday.
Grace Smith of McCook visited rela-
tives in Indianola, Saturday.
The program given by the grammar
department, last Wednesday evening,
was well attended and proved success
full.
Wayne Hethcote of Danbury visited
relatives in ~Indianola, Saturday.
c. S. Quick arrived home, Sunday
morning, from Kansas City, Mo.
Florence Middleton of McCook visited
relatives and friends in town, Sunday.
Miss John Baldind and children of
Edison came in on No. 5, Sunday even
ing, for a visit with relatives and friends.
Miss Porter of Overton, Neb., was the
guest of Rev. A. ID. Burress and wife,
the first of the week.
Silby Orman returned, Sunday even
ing, from BARLEY where he has been
working.
John Harrison and wife of McCook,
visited relatives in Indianola, Sunday.
Mrs. G. B. Hoag visited relatives in
McCook, Sunday.
Mrs. George and sister returned to
their home in Cambridge, Sunday.
George E. Shouse visited in McCook,
Saturday.
Sidney Atkins of Box Elder visited
friends in Indianola, Sunday.
Mr.. Pennington of McCook visited at
the home of John Townley, Sunday.
Mrs. A. N. Lee of Hastings visited at
A. l.. Smiths, the first of the week.
Nora Silvernail left for Haigler, Tues
day morning, for a visit.
Arthur Colling came in, Tuesday
morning, from Seibert, Colorado, where
he has been visiting for some time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Amen are the proud
parents of a baby, born Tuesday.
L. A. Sheridan left, Wednesday even
ing for Lincoln.
A large crowd was in attendance here
Decoration day. Rev. NJ. B.. Carman
delivered a fine grafton in the opera
house to an immense throng of people.
The day was an ideal one.
W. Sheets and daughter of BARLEY
were in town, Friday.
The program given by the high school,
Thursday evening, was largely attended
and highly appreciated.
Edith McWilliams returned home
from Danbury, Thursday.
Sam Minniear of Danbury was in
town, Thursday.
|. NJ. Beardslee of McCook was in
town, Saturday.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
NATURE CURES.
Medicine Helps, of Course, but Faith Is
a Powerful Factor.

Medicine Helps, of Course, but Faith Is
a Powerful Factor.
There's Il truth at the basis of all
this discussion of disease and its cure
which, despite the fact hat it has been
apparent for generations, is still too lit
tie understood by people in general.
In fact, appearances would lead to the
belief that it is not appreciated by all
physicians. 1t is the truth hat not
the medicine, but nature, cures the i'll.
The most that medicine can do is to
place the patient In q condition most
favorable for the work of nature.
Here In the value of this ele-
ment of faith. 1t is the best possible
help to nature-the firm belief that
you'll get well. 1t may well take the
place of many drugs. 1t may in in
stances displace the need of the physi-
clan. Even the surgeon a do no
more. He simply cuts away debris,
puts the body in the best trim he
knows how, adjusts merely mechan-
zeal breaks or displacements and waits
for nature to do the rest. The physi-
clan who pOurS in an inordinate amount
of drugs thinks he is assisting nature.
AS Il matter of fact, he is sometimes
impeding her. The best physicians, in
all except extreme cases, use few med
icineS, and those as mild as possible
New Haven Register.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
Chance Shots.

When a girl is a sight, few men
care to look at her.
4 Z 4
1t is harder any day to beg a living
than to earn it.
Z Z Z
The laughter of a child is the true
music of the home.
Z L Z
You can make a new reporter red
headed by using a blue pencil on his
copy.
Occasionally we find a man who
does not spend all he makes-and usu-
ally he is married.
Z 4 Z
Sometimes a woman wonders why
it is that she got all her buggy rides
before she was married.
600
Sing a Song.
Sing a song, sing a song, in de early
mawnin',
Sing a song, sing a song, when tn day
is bawnin'-
Sing it sof' an Groom 1t low,
LAX a zephyr wingin' slow,
Sing it in de mawnin'i
Sing a song, sing a song, in de noontime
season.
Sing a song, sing a song, cause da's al
ways reasun-
Sing it while de sun am high
An de breeze am cooin' by,
Sort O. soft an pleasin'.
Sing a song, sing a song, in de ev'nin'
gladness,
Sing a song, sing a song; ease yo mind
O. sadness
Sing it wifi a thankful hart,
Sing it cause 70 done yo pat
Gist chuck full O. ~gladness!
600
The "Vaz."
Our maid is very fond of poetry.
She even reads mine, but her favorite
lines are:
You may break. you may shatter
The vase if you will
If the vase costs 80 cents, it's a
vase. If it cost over 81, it's a "vaz."
If you desire to be recherche, don't
forget this.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05

Mr.. and Mrs. J.K.G Gordon visited Mrs.
George Shields last Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Bodies have moved
into the house just vacated by his
brother S. ID. Bolles.
Miss Minnie Wilson who has been
staying with her sister Mrs. Earl Motley
Of McCook, has returned home.
Miss Artie Beele, who has been work.
ing for Mrs. T. Campbell, is visiting her
aunt Mrs. Bert Hickman before return
ing to her home in st. Ann.
The Box Elder boys played ball with
the st. Ann Woodman nine last Satur-
day on the Spring Creek diamond. The
score stood 9 to 6 in favor of Box Elder.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
SENSE IN EXERCISE.
The Weakness That Comes With Great
Muscular ESertion.

"uSChIdE G$SIIIOus
It is a curious fact that perfect health
IS not consistent with high muscular
development. Professional athletes and
all men who acquire phenomenal
strength seem to lose in length of life
and activity what they gain for a few
years of record breaking powers. was
privileged to see on several occasions
Louis Cyr, the Canadian giant, who
broke all weight lifting records. He
weighed 800 pounds and was all solid
bone and muscle. | saw him hold his
wife out at arms length with one
hand. / saw him raise a 800 pound
barrel from the floor to his shoulder,
using only one hand and arm. |
saw him get down on all tours I'M
der a platform bearing 1000 pounds
of big men selected from the the audi.
ence, and he raised the platform with
his mighty back. Yet this remarkable
man was muscle bound and crippled
at t~hirty-seven, when he should have
been at the height of his wonderful
powers.
Kennedy, the oarsman, who won a
diamond belt for lifting with his hands
from the floor absolutely without ap-
paratus a thousand pound weight, was
used up and crippled before he was
forty. Dowd, professional strong man
and teacher Of athletics, wore himself
out and died at forty-seven.-"Common
Sense In Exercise" by Charles II.
Cochrane, in Metropolitan Magazine.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05

Don't criticise your n%eighbor
Or stone his brindle pup,
Because he kills the chickens
That scratch his garden up.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
SAINT ANN,

Miss Eva Fitzgibbons is home from
Kearney, Nebraska, where she has been
teaching school.
The dance in the Woodman hall at
st. Ann was we'll attended.
The Somerville brothers are putting
up a new windmill and pump.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guispert and Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry Kolbet were visitors at
Joseph Harris, Sunday.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
RED WILLOW.

Nearly every body in the community
went to Indianola Decoration day.
Paul Smith went with Mr.. Byfeld's
car of cattle to st. Joe, and then on to
Topeka. Ask Paul what took him to
Topeka.
Mr.. and Mrs. Smith, Miss Rozelle and
Gabrielle Longnecker attended the
school entertainment on Thursday ave.
ming at Indianola and were much pleased.
4 pleasing feature of the Alumni
banquet was a recitation by little Bios
som ~Longnecker and Geraldine Dolan,
daughters of those who graduated as
Lu Beardslee and Nellie Elmer.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
BOX ELDER.

No services in the Methodist church
next Sunday evening, on account OF
quarterly conference at Garden Prairie.
Mrs. Bible is very sick.
Sidney Atkinson spent Sunday in
%Indianola.
A number from this place attended
Memorial services in McCook, last Sat
urday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Wilson spent
Sunday with her parents Mr.. and Mrs.
W. Y. johnson of McCook.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
A Force Proportioned to Its Frame.

A Force Proportioned to Its Frame.
The war of 1872 has proved that our
free government, like other free gov
ernments, though slow in its early
movements, acquires in its progress a
force proportional to its frame and
that the Union of these states, the
guardian of the freedom and the safety
of all and of each, is strengthened by
every occasion that puts it to the test.
james Madison.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
Too Much Oil.

Out in my town everybody skates
on roller skates-that is, most every
body. The other morning was scoot-
ing along for the train, when a fat
little shaver about four years old, red
headed and robust, came clutching
wildly along the street on a pair of
skates that evidently belonged to his
big brother. Seeing me, he cried:
"Dood morning. I tan skate all right
-on'y Danny he's put too much oil on
my skates!"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
They Go Toqether.

Henry" said the young wife, who
had taken up physical culture, chow
do you think l am built?'
"NIy DEAR" replied her husband fond
ly, you are built like a watch"
"Thank you, Henry. And, Henry?"
"Well."
Tiff l am built like a watch, don't
you think l should have a few jew
els?"
And then Henry frowned and said
the man who compliments a woman is
an idiot.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1908-06-05
Not In Her Class,

Mrs. Spenders-I wonder how you'd
like it if l ever got new womanish"
clothes. Mr.. Spenders-Oh, l haven't
any fear of you ever doing that. Mems
clothes are never very expensive
London Opinion.