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The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

dered in, bearing in her hand we'd
ding Invitation which Herman had for
warded to her from Plainfleld.
Elsie read the invitation. "Mr. and
Mrs. Rudolph Ganderkurds request der
honor of your presence at der mar
riage of deir, daughter. Verbena, to
Galahad Schmalzenberger, at der
home of der pride's parents, Plainfield,
N. j., May first. r. s. v. p"
WELL" said Elsie, 81 know der Gan
derkurds und know deir daughter
Verbena, und know Galahad Schmal-
zenberger; he's a fioorwalker in
Bauerhaupt's grocery store, but ]
doan'd know vot y dot r. S. V. P.
yeti"
l gently kicked Peaches on the in
step under the table, and said to
Elsie: well, that's a new one on me,
also. Are you sure it isn't B. & o.
or the c. r. r. Of N. j.? Those are
a couple of railroads in New Jersey,
but never heard of the R. S. V. p"
For the first time in her life since
| she's been able to grab a sentence be-
| tween neT ,teelH dllc SlldhS tne pTo'
nouns out of it Elsie was amazed.
| She kept looking at the invitation
! and saying to herself: "R. S. V. P!
Vot is it? know der honor of your
presence; I know der prides parents
but don't know r. S. V. p"
All that day Elsie wandered through
the house muttering to herself "R. s
V. p! Vot is 1t? Is it some secret
between der pride und groom? r. S
" P! 1t ain'd my initials, because dey
begin NIT f. S. Vot is dot R, S. V. p!
Vot is it? Vot is it?"
That evening we were all at dinner
when Elsie rushed IN with cry oi
Joy. 81 got it," she said. Il have
united der meaning of dot r. S. V. P
1t means Real Silver Wedding Pres
ents!"
was just about to drink a glass Of
water. so changed my mind and near
ly choked to death.
| Peaches tried to say something
which resulted in a gurgle in hei
throat; the Swede servant girl rushed
out in the kitchen and broke couple
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24
WHAT THE TRADE MARK MEANS
TO THE BUYER

Few people realize the Importance
Of the words TRADE Mark" stamped
on the goods they buy. II they did
1t would save them many dollar
spent for worthless goods and put a
lot Of unscrupulous manufacturers
out Of the business.
When manufacturer adopts
trade mark he assumes the entire re.
sponsibility for the merit Of his prod
uct. He takes his business repu-
tion in his hands--out in the lime
light-"on the square" with the buy
er Of his goods, with the dealer, and
with himself.
The other manufacturer--the one
who holds out Inducements" offer.
Ing to brand all goods purchased with
each local dealers brand - sidesteps
responsibility, and when these infe.
rior goods come back" it's the local
dealer that must pay the penalty.
A good example of the kind of pro-
lection afforded the public by trade
mark is that offered in connection
with National Lead Company's adver.
tising of pure White Lead as the best
paint material.
That the Dutch Boy Painter trade
mark is an absolute guaranty of puri.
ty In White Lead is proved to the
most skeptical by the offer National
Lead Company make to send free to
any. address blow-pipe and instruc.
tions how to test the white lead for
themselves. The testing outfit is be-
ing sent out from the New York
office Of the company, Woodbridge
Building.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24
"Herman Would Yell Whoa!"

sorrel is, and by the time they get
started out of the barn in the buggy
Hodge has an idea that he Is riding
behind Sysonby's stepbrother.
When they got out about half mile
back went the sorrels right ear, and
Herman said quickly: Whoa, whoa,
boy! Whoa!"
OF course, the old sorrel intended
to whoa anyway, but Hodge didn't
know that
Then Herman would point at the
scenery with the whip and describe
1t, all the time watching the old sor-
rels left ear for the starting signal.
Presently back went the left ear,
and then Herman would stop describ-
ing the scenery, and with loud "Ged.
dap" the old sorrel would start off
once more.
At the end of another half mile
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24
sneeze Cause for Divorce.

Mrs. John Buckles of Denver is az
ter divorce because her husband
sneezes. 1t makes her nervous and
the baby nervous, and even the neigh.
bors get fidgety and talk when John
wakes up In the middle Of the night
with rousing old "Horash-shoo!"
That's the way Mrs. Buckles described
1t to the attorney she applied to. John
uses snuff and when he awakened he
would take pinch Of snuff and then
lie in bed, hump his back and hora-
shoe so times or more. 1t would
shake the bed and knock all the covers
off and the baby would set up yell. and
Mrs. Buckles Just got distracted. The
attorney told her that perhaps Jehn
could not help 1t, but the lady In.
sisted she wouldn't live with the hora.
shoe man. She went off declaring she
would think up some more bad habits
of Johns II sneezing wasn't fit cause
for action.-Minneapolis Journal.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24
JOIN fl[flP1
ON l1E
HORSE
II RAIDER.

OF dishes, while Uncle Peter, who was
dining with us, fell off his chair on
the cat which had never done him any
harm.
I Elsie's Interpretation Of that we'd
ding present is going to set Herman
Shulz back several dollars, or I'm not
foot high.
This same Herman is a character,
by the way, Bunch
He's horse trader by profession
and con thrower by nature.
l must tell you, Bunch, about Her
man when he lived and fourished in
Rochester, N. Y.
A friend of ours named Will Hodge
also lived in Rochester at that time,
and Will went to Herman to buy a
horse.
Herman had at this time an old sor
rel horse which would never travel
over half mile without baking.
At seue remote period Of its life
the sorre, had been docked, but Her
man decided he could sell the horse
quicker n it had long tail, SO he
glued on a tail which he kept In the
I
barn for this purpose.
One of the peculiar features about
| this old sorrel was the fact that just
before he would begin to balk and stop
dead in his tracks the right ear would
| fly back and stay there.
And just before he intended to start
again the left ear would fly back and
| join the right ear.
| Then as the old sorrel went joyously
on his way once more both ears would
stand out straight, and all would be
| we'll.
The old sorrel always made these
signals, rain or shine.
Another peculiar fact was this, that
once the old sorrel's nose was pointed
for home he never stopped. but went
like the wind-when 1t isn't blowing
very hard.
! Well, off goes Will Hodge to Her
man Shulz to inquire about horse
and Herman bitches up the old sorrel
While hitching Herman starts in tc
explain what clever old beast the
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24
CURED HER CHILDREN.
Girls Suffered with itching Eczema
Baby Had Tender Skin, Too
Relied on Cutleura Remedies.


Some years ago my three little
girls had very bad form Of eczema.
Itching eruptions formed on the backs
of their heads which were simply GOV.
cred. tried almost everything, but
failed. Then my mother recommended
the Cuticura Remedies. washed my
children's heads with Cuticura Soap
and then applied the wonderful oint-
ment, Cuticura. I did this four or five
times and l can say that they have
been entirely cured. ! have another
baby who Is so plump that the folds OF
skin on his neck were broken and even
bled. l used Cuticura Soap and Cuti-
cura Ointment and the next morning
the trouble had disappeared. Nine.
Napoleon Duceppe, Al Duluth st.,
Montreal, Que, May 21. 1907"
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Dear Bunch: Your letter from Ber-
in is here, and after picking all the
'Hochs!" and "Gcsundheits!" out Of 1t
we're hep to the fact that you're both
having swell time among the Ger
mans.
Tell Alice to bring me home stein
empty. can get the beer and the
'Prosits!" over here.
Your German letter having created
In atmosphere. it's up to me to tell
you about old Elsie Shulz, who is
spending a few days at Uncle Peters
lomo across the road.
Elsie is a sort of a privileged cha,-
,cter in our family, having lived viii
Aunt Martha for over 20 years as a
tort of housekeeper.
Yesterday morning, while Peaches
ind l were at breakfast. Elsie mean
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

back would go the sorrel's right ear,
and Herman would yell "Whoa!" and
then say: Here on the, right ]
would like to point out to you the
Methodist orphan asylum, and over
there is Chase & Pendleton's cele.
brated sash factory. Over there IN
the left" But just then the sorrels
left ear would fly back. and Herman
would have to say "Ged-dap!" right IA
the midst of his description Of the
scenery.
This was kept up about four times,
and then all of sudden Hodge let
out a roar.
For the love OF kind Heaven!"
yelled VIII. don't you know that l
came out here to see this horse go
and not to listen to your lectures on
this bum scenery? Why, man. I have
lived in Rochester all my life and l
know all about the sash factories and
the orphan asylums, and I am on IA
miliar terms with every bit Of scenery
you can shake a whip at. SO now I
will thank you kindly to point the
reins of this horse and make him
commence"
"Ach! oxcoos, oxcoos;" said Her
man. you wish to see him trafel. is
It? So! show you!"
Then Herman turned the old sor.
rel around. pointing his nose at the
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24
City Cleanliness.

Cleanliness never hurt anybody or
gave him typhoid. The death rate in
Rome has fallen from 80 per 1000 to
ten per 1000 since 1t raised Its street
cleaning expenditure from $4,000 a
year to $2S0,00O year. Hamburg had
13 cholera epidemics between 1891 and
1878. The city cleaned up along with
other German cities. and now the Ger.
man physicians are praying the gov.
ernment to limit the supply of medical
students. Cleaning up helps to de.
stroy the flies breeding places, and
the flies carry half the diseases into
the groceries.-Minneapolis Journal.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

A religious exchange says 1t is a
waste of money to spend campaign
funds in the printing and circulation
of campaign literature. 1--WE never
read a campaign document through
to the end" it declares. "and never
knew any one who did" 1t is safe to
say that the one who makes this as
sertion does not always recognize
such documents when he sees them.
Campaign literature takes many forms
and is found in unlooked-for places.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

The Paris walters thought better of
their threat to reveal the horrors of
the restaurant kitchen and called off
their strike. They took counsel to-
gether and decided that no person
would ever believe them Worse and
worse
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

The prince of Wales is going back to
England without deigning to take a
look at this country. 1t may be that
he feels spunky because nobody in.
vited him to speak at any Of our Chau-
tauquas.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24
Rebuke HumorousIy couched.

When e. l.. Godltin was editor of
the Now York Evening Post he was
supposed by many to lack a sense of
huriDr. But those in his employ who
stood close to him knew better. One
morning he sent for his young city
editor.
Last night" said Mr. Godkin. 81
read in the Post an account of the
suicide of boy. Your news paragraph
reported the motive that the boy was
being resisted at home In premature
inclination to marry. Mr.. Blank, can
you imagine how that father felt when
you accused him, for what was no
doubt done in a sense of loving duty,
of being the cause Of the death of his
child?"
The young city editor stammered
an apology.
THANK you for your explanation" said
Godkin. But" he went on in more
decided tone, "if anything like that
ever happens again, will give you fair
warning, sir, that will leave this
paper! l will not work for . paper
that says things SO eruell"
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

In Austria married man cannot go
up in balloon unless he has the writ
ten consent of his wife. Over there
they must regard ballooning as more
dangerous than remaining late at the
club.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24
German and French.

Germany publishes every year near.
ly twice as many new books as France.
The number of new German books In
1907 was 30,07a.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

A man has been discovered in New
Jersey who is immune from the bite of
mad dog. How does he stand on
MOSQUITOES?
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Two monster whales have Just been
killed on the Eden coast of New South
Wales, thereby furnishing reminder
that the whale fishery was once looked
upon as the staple industry Of the Aus
tralian continent.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

1t will soon be cheaper to send a
letter from England to this country
than to mail it to France, just across
the channel. Is this case of blood
or language. or just plain business?
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

A new disease has been discovered
In Pittsburg - automobile heart" "
Every now and then it stops and you
have to get out and crank it.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24
All Up.

"And when l saw the mouse" said
the girl to her gentleman caller, Il
thought it was all up with mel"
1T was all up with her." butted In
her little brother; "she grabbed her
skirts an"
And then they reached him and
choked him off.-Houston Post.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Fully 300 guests at a French ban
uuet suffered ptomaine poisoning from
3 duck. Oh, the marvels Of French
culinary art, which can produce. 300
dainty portions out Of one decayed
ducki
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Statistics indicate that living ex-
penses have been increased II per
cent. in New York during the past
year. In majority of the cases 1t
isn't much of living, either.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Mr.. Edison has s25, 900, 900, but wha
good does 1t do him while he works 1
hours day?
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Seeing that he is sort of antelope,
It is suggested that the thar born in
the New York zoo is member of the
git thar" family.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Los Angeles man who inherited big
fortune says he is going to make TO-
900 people happy, and now fully that
many people will try their best to
make him unhappy.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

The sultan is thinking Of changing
his name to emperor. We should sup
pose he would want some kind of an
alias, considering the life he has led.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

The transient hotel population Of
New York is figured at 100000 people
day. The hotel properties are valued
at over $S0,OO0,000.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

One University of Chicago profes.
sor does not believe in the miracles.
But there are still plenty Of people
who do.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

The king of Servia wants his SON
married to American heiresses befor'
he is deposed.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

If speculation were to be entirely
abolished the buying Of cantaloupes
would cease.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

You always get full value in Lewis
Single Binder straight &c cigar. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory. Peoria. Ill.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

How can the Sick Man of Europe
show anything but the feeblest kind
Of constitution?
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

The German ministry of marine has
begun preparations for the complete
fortification of Heligoland, for which
s1,500.000 has been granted by the
reichstag.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Even the prude isn't averse to cit.
ting In the lap Of luxury.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

rather than to bigger and more distant
good.-Collier's Weekly.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Speed maniacs occasionally xii
themselves, but otherwise they gener
ally go unpunished.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Mrs. Hetty Green has quit hotel life
because she has to wear too many
clothes" Where's she going to live
In a bath-house?
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

ALL UP-TO-DATE HOUsEKEEPERs
Use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t makes clothes
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

The case Of Castro proves that 1,
sometimes pays to be little.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

twenty-five women lay delegates at.
tended the general Methodist Epis.
copal conference in Baltimore.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

The giant bees of India build combs
Is feet high.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

Being bad all the time is almost ~
monotonous as being good.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24

The apple orchards look as II cider
vinegar might live up to Its name for
awhile, after next fall.
The Jasper news., 1908-09-24
wHicHY

visitor-Can see the editor. my
lad?
ONCE Boy-Are you contributor
or gentleman?
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SOCIETY

Mesdames Piper and Danliston
entertained a few friends at sewing
bee, at the home of Mrs. Piper on
Wenatchee avenue this afternoon.
The Ladies'. Aid Society of the
Baptist church will give a dime val
entine social at the nome of Mrs.
C. A. Battles on Wenatchee avenue,
February IA.
The Eagles entertained their many
friends at a social dance in their
hall last evening There was a large
attendance and everyone reports a
fine time. The Crollard orchestra
furnished the music.
Misses Mary and Celia Pace of Sc
attic are visiting at the home of
their uncle, Lem Ward.
Mrs. J. J. Griggs will entertain a
number of little folks in honor of
her daughter tomorrow afternoon.
The w. C. 7. Z. met at the home
of Mrs. Edna Calendar this after
noon
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Horseshoe Theater, Louis Michel,
Proprietor.
LIP n. Wenatchee Avenue, between
1st and I'd Streets.

Open every night; performance
begins $50 sharp; Saturday matinee
at 2:30; change of program twice a
week-on Monday and Thursday.
Beautiful, imposing and clean motion
pictures and illustrated songs, sung
by talented people. New specialties
every week Mr. Michel will speak
every Friday night upon subjeess
suggested by the audience. Strict
order maintained. The Horseshoe
Theater is the select family resort.
A good place for the n..,lners with
their children Prices, 15c and 25c.
Largest entertainment for least
moneys
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Is Child Training WOrnan's
Only Normal Sphere I?


~ 1GHER education in the future should recognize
that the MAJORITY OF WOMEN TAKE UP THE oC-
n = CUPATION OF TRAINING CHILDREN the married
mothers and many of the in in
tere of the mothers.
TRAINING OF CHILDREN OCCUPATION OF
WOMAN, AND ITS IMPORTANCE IN EDUCATION PROBABLY
NOT BEEN RECOGNIZED BECAUSE HITHERTO E
GARDED AS AN UNINTElLECTUAL PURSUIT. THE
MOST INTELLECTUAL OCCUPATION IN
TER WHAT WALK OF LIFE. 1T CALLS ALWAYS GREAT
MORAL AND CAREFULLY TRAINED MENTAL POWERS
What power reading mother has train the minds
chldren This NORMAL OCCUPATION woman should be the
main object henceforth in the education of woman
Mrs JOHN sHERWIN
York
question whether the education of man vet sufficiently far
advanced qualify him decide upon the education that
SHOULD have There is of broad education
that is just develop the powers of
There also little in regard to the training of children
MAN AS WELL AS THE WOMAN ought lot % learn.
If WOMAN RESTRICTED TO REARING AND TEACH
ING CHILDREN SHE WOULD DEPRIVED OF MANY OF The
BEST OPPORTUNITIES FOR LEARNING THAT VERY
WORK.
The greatest idea education in other things FREEDOM
and restriction placed the education of would tend
render her less efficient special service which she may
adapted BETTER than mau
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Do you want to sell quick-adver-
tise in the Daily World.
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room, or you have them for rent,
you don't want to wait a week be-
fore you can put an ad in the paper
you want it known at once. Adj
vertise in your city daily and get re-
suits.
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Market Report.


Market Report.
Vegetables.
Sweet Potatoes-5c per pound.
Celery-75c to 81 per dozen.
Dry Onions-2c to 21ac per pound
Cabbage re per pound.
Turnips-1c per pound.
Beets-1 1ac per pound.
Potatoes-$15 per ton.
Carrots-fC per pound.
Parsnip5 -2c ler pound.
Fruit.
Cranbelries---I "c per quart.
Apple3--S1 and $50 per box
Pears-90c and 81.
Oranges-30c to soc per dozen.
Lemons-40c per dozen.
Honey.
Comb Honey-12 &c per pound.
Poultry.
Hens-10c per pound.
Roosters-Sc per pound.
Spring Chickens-10c per pound.
Hay and Grain.
Hay, timothy-$1S to $40 per ton.
Hay, alfalfa-$1250 per ton.
Wheat chOice-S5c per bushel.
Wheat common-56cc to 60c.
Oats-$27 per ton.
Barley-$25 per ton.
Stock and Meats.
Reef, choice stcer-3 &c.
Beef cows
Veal, Iive-3c to Il C per pound.
Veal, dressed small-7c per pound.
Veal, dressed large-5c to sc per
ound.
Hog. live-5c to &c per pound.
Hog, dressed-7c and SC per ID.
Mutton-4c per pound.
Hides.
Hides, dry-9c per pound.
Hides, green-2 u &C to &c per 10.
Eggs.
Fresh eggs-40c per dozen. =.
Case eggs-30c.
Butter.
60c and S5c.
AFTER INVENTORY SALE.
AFTER INVENTORY SALE
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AFTER INVENTORY SALE.
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AFTER INVENTORY SALE.

Prices that were never equaled at
the big, furniture sale. Watch for
the big ad tomorrow night.
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ROGERS-GRIIIEY
II BIRD TONIGHT

ROGERS RECITALS.
PLACE-WENATCHEE THEATER.
TIIE-TONIGHT Il O'CLOCK.
PRCE-75 CENTS ADULTS; so CENTS FOR CHILDREN
"A
+t
WHOM MEAN-YOU.
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Have you a bit of property you
want to sell or exchange?-advertise
it in the Daily World.
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Watch for the big sale at the We
natchee Furniture Co.
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YOU ARE LOSING MONEY
If you are not picki1 g up some of
the bargains that are being adver-
tised in each issue of the Daily
World
Bisbee daily review., 1908-02-23
AMERICAN OFFICERS
H0N0RED IN LIMA

LIMA, Feb. ga magnificent ban
quet was given this evening by Pres
ident Pardo in honor of Washington's
birthday to the officers of the Ameri-
can fleet, some $50 of whom were
present.
Exposition hall, where the banquet
was held, was beautifully decorated,
and the stars and stripes were much
in evidence. The walls of the BAN
quet hall was covered with American
and Peruvian flags and coats of arms.
Thousands of blossoms lined the
tables, with dwarf palm trees flank
ing the walls. Four miniature Amer
lean battleships were among the
decorations. In the center of the
court yard beautiful fountain play
ed, surrounded by gigantic palm
trees, on which had been set up
scores of colored electric lights.
An immense crowd in the square ia
front of exposition hall warmly
cheered the American officers as they
arrived. In all the guests numbered
about 500. The president of Peru de-
livered a speech ia which he highly
eulogized the white feet of warships
and the ability of its navigating
officers. Rear Admiral Thomas, rep
resenting Evans. made fitting reply.