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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
peafns.s Cannot Be Cured

3 Local applications, as they cannot reach the
q seated portion Of the ear. There Is only ous
% az TO cure deafness, and that "a By conslitns
Q onRl remedies. Deafness a caused By an In
famed condition OF the muroua lining Of tht
EuEtaclian Tube. When this tube Is infam Cd
you have rum bling sound or In perfect hear
lag, aid when IL is entirely closed, Deafness 4
the result. and unless the Inflammation can b
taken out and this tube restored 20 it, uoruz
condition, hearing win Be- destroyed forever
nine cases out OF ten are caused By Catarrh
which f. nothing but an infaned condition o
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for AM
case Of Deafness (caused By catarrhl that can
not be cured BY Halls Catarrh Cure. Send 10
circulars, free.
6old By Druggists 7ie.
TAKE Hall's Family Pills for constipation
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
General Demand

OF the Well-Informed OF the World has
always been for a simple, pleasant
and efficient liquid laxative remedy Of
known value; a laxative which physi-
clans could sanction for family use
because its component parts are
known to them to be wholesome and
truly beneficial in effect. acceptable
to the system and gsntIe. yet prompt.
in action
In supplying that demand with its
excellent combination OF Syrup Of
Figs and Elixir OF SIENNA. the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
ethical lines and relies on the merits
Of the laxative for its remarkable
success.
That Is one Of many reasons why
Syrup OF Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA In
given the preference by the Well
Informed To get its beneficial effects
always buy the genuine-nanufAe-
tured BY the California Fig Syrup Co.
only. and for sale by all leading
druggists Price fifty cents per bottle
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

What is it you are writing in such
hurry, WIFI" asked Ms. BOrus.
Il saw you discharge the cook a few
minutes ago. answered z. VIII Borus.
the struggling author, without looking
up from his work
what Of that7"
ct was intensely dramatic"
Gracious You are not trying to
arxmstize itT'
~Sot at all. ny dear. You can't get
quick enough action on 4 drama I'm
noyxlirine IT,"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

A gentleman interviewed the laun-
dryman in regard 10 lost garments,
says a writer In Harper's Weekly, with
the following result:
Laundryman-I regret to tell you.
sir. that one OF your shirts Is lost
Customer-But here I have paid you
twelve cents for doing it up.
Laundryman-Quite right, sir. We
Numbered II before we lost 1t.
Mothers WI fad Mrs.. Winsiov's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy % use for their cn, ar q
during the tssthing period
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
si s1ssa 5es Of IHzZzzzu


The editor was dreaming IN his @den"
when the door opened and a rather
stern-visaged woman entered. without
apology, says a writer in the Baltimore
Sun
VIII you kindly explain" she BE-
gan, grimly, thrusting a newspaper
clipping under the editors nose, why
your reviewer refers to my recent book
as a History % Female Suffrage By a
new Historical writerT"
Quite objectionable" said the ed
itor. gravely. "Of course the word
should be spelled with -
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

Admission slips 70 the hospitals are
pretty likely TO be matter-of-fact rec
ords and more or less tragic, but occa-
sionally, the New York sun reports,
a bit Of unconscious humOr is found In
them
A slip at GOuverneur recently report
ed that a driver OF a hanson had re-
ceived his injuries By failing OF 8
perch and the mans name was Bird.
Another Gouverneur slip announced
that the patient was hurt By falling
of water wagon fall. It might Be
added. which IS always dangerous
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
Curtail Oil Output.

Findlay, o.. June 30.-James c. Don
nell, general manager Of the Ohio Oil
Company. yesterday issued a request
that oildrillers Of the country eurtail
their production until a market can be
had for the present supply Of oil. He
saws it is impossible to build tankage
for the production. and that there is
being produced daily in the Illinois oil
field alone more than 100000 barrels.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

zen Of the United States feel AZ nrord a.. =.
II is possible for human being 10 Tel
The stimulus of pride.
When on that Observation-Disclosures
date the old bell in Independence Han
fhlladelphia, rang out, to the uninitiated
II pealed its sonorous notes for some mn.
known purpose. To those who breath
less were waiting for the sound # rold
the news that liberty had shaken of her
shackies In the new world. that she had
taken her rightful place and that here
after the people would acknowledge the
power Of no ruler except such a. mirbt
De chosen by themselves. IL was a curi.
GUS scene in the staid old Quaker town
the last place in the colonies where ons
would have suspected a spark would h.
given birth to light freedoms torch
throughout the Western Hemisphere. II
was On the 9TH day Of June, 1776. thai
the delegates from the colonies sitting IL
Congress in Philadelphia. considered tb.
following resolution, introduced by Viz
| ginia's statesman, Richard Henry Lee
Resolved, That the United Colonie
are and ought to be free and independen
States and their political connection viii
Great Britain is and ought to be dissoly
! ed"
There had been murmurings and threat
and calm expressions OF determination
But here ~as united action. The peopl.
by their representatives duly chosen. FL,
mally absolved themselves from aIlegisnc
with the mother country. and said to m
world that they had cast of their swaf
ding clothes they were now wholly all
to walk alone. On June II, that famou
committee was appointed to frame m
Declaration Of Independence Note tb
names, and if you are a student Of Ii
history Of the United States. conceive
you can OF a better quintette to have re,
resented the American people, Benjami
Franklin, John Adams. Thomas Jefferson
Roger Sherman. Robert r. Livingston.
The first was the man whose fame
licked into our ears every time we hea
Z telegraph instrument. whose genius
placed in broad light whenever we enj-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
..w,,h sbininu Morning race

This luminous plant" said a young
father, according to the Philadelphia
Record, fought to be an excellent thing
among families"
How sog asked a friend.
why" said the young father, "you
just touch up the baby's face with IL
before retiring, and then you can see
to give him his bottle without max
ing a light"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

Women Of the town Of Kranichfelo,
vhIcb lies partly In Weimar and partly
h Meiningen, Germany, have sent pc
ttIop to the governments Of both prln-
cInalItIes asking that something may
no done to regulate the closing hours OF
Tho drinking houses. They complain
that after their husbands have been
mrned out OF the public houses which
ne in welmar they cross the street to
uelningen, where the closing hours are
much later.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
10 sentenee for orehard.

Boise. Idaho, June S0.-The case Of
Harry Orchard, sentenced to be hanged
next Friday for the murder Of ex-6ov-
ernor Steunenberg. viii be considered
by the state board Of pardons Wednes-
day. In spite Of the fact that Orchard
is anxious that sentence be carried out,
il is believed the board viii commute
the sentence to life Imprisonment.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
nslixer GINS ID Dead KIN

Lisbon. June 30.-The Portuguese
royal yacht Amelie left this week for
Rio Janeiro, having on board the gifts
which King Carlos had intended TO pre-
sent 70 President Penna during his visit
TO Brazil. which he had planned to
make this year.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

Two large paintings and seven water
colors by Ibsen, painted while he was
roung have been discovered at Nlt-Da-
lon. Sweden, In the possession Of the
widow Of one OF Ibsen's friends 1t is
well known that the dramatist during
Ms youth was interested in drawing and
naintlng SO far only two painting.
and two water colors were known. be.
onging to a private collection. They all
we're painted during his youth.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

Our tag carries American ideas. Amer
lean history and American feelings Be
ginning with the colonies and coming
down to our time. in its sacred heraldry.
in its glorious insignia. il has gathered
and stored chiefly this supreme idea. di-
vine right Of liberty in man.-Henry
Ward Beecher.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
Dfaappoinfed.

"Mrs. wra1all, how do you like your
new fat?"
Don't say anything about it, Mrs.
Hugo, but I'm all out of patience with
it,"
what is the trouble?"
There isn't a single thing can find
fault with"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

Mr.. subbs latter engaging cook
There's one other thing suppose you
should know, Miss Flanagan. my wife
is a chronic invalid. confined to her
room
Miss Flannigan-That's fnel / wor
afeerd she might be wan iv thin chron-
&c kickers that ARE confined Z III
kitcben.-Puck.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

v.ltOn-Are you going to have any
sreworks on the Fourth - W.,
u'y vnnsc,s-I wouldn't be surprised; We
i ~ 40 At our house. On last Fourth
- wifs's temper exploded and she oie~
~ nm ana ared the hired girl.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

your partner" remarked the privi-
legged friend, seems to be a man Of
unusually good judgment"
"You bet he IS" replied the self-ac-
knowledged brains of the firm. why,
he never makes a move without asking
my advice T-Chicago News.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

American citizen these two are the Da-
mon and Pythias Of freedom. We wave
the first and we set Of fireworks IN OBJ
servance of the second. And then Incl
dentally we all make a little Declaration
Of Independence Of our own.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

HOWARD u. BURTON.-Assayer arr Chemist.
~ Leadville, Colorado Specimen pricess Gold,
Silver, l. ed 81 Gold, Silver Toes Gold, soc; Zinc or
full price list sent on application. Control and m
pre work solicited heferencet Carbonate Ma
tonR Bank
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
YOU'RE TOO THIN.
Earn Slight Catarrhal D<yarg<m<ss
Of tie Sk0za6E PyodzcS Aeid Fer
1zSHkafios Of he FooA
It's Stomach CatasYh

Some people are thin and siwzys re-
main thin, from temperamentsl rea-
sons. Probably In such cases nothing
can be done to change this personal
peculiarly.
But there are large number of peo-
pie who get thin, or remain thin, who
naturally would be plump and deshy
but for some digestive derangement-
Thin people lack in adipose tissue.
Adipose tissue ia chiefly composed II
fat.
Fat is derived from the oily constit-
uents Of food.
The fat-making foods are called by
the Psychologist, Hydrocarbons. This
class OF foods are not digested In the
stomach at all They are digested In
the duodenum, the division Of the ALI
mentary canal just below the stomach
The digestion Of fat Is mainly, If not
wholly, the work OF the pancrsatin
Juice. This juice Is Of alkaline reac-
ton, and is rendered inert by the addf-
tion OF acid A hYperacidity Of the
digestive fluids Of the stomach passing
down into the duodenum, destroys
the pancreatic fluid for digestive pur-
( poses Therefore, the fats are not d.
gested or emulsifisd, and the system II
deprived OF its due proportion Of oily
constituents. Hence, the patient grows
thin.
The beginning Of the trouble Is a ca
tarrhal condition Of the stomach which
causes hyperacidity Of the gastric
Juices This hyperaeidity is caused BY
fermentation Of food in the stomach.
When the food "a taken into the stom-
ach, IL the process Of digestion does
not begin Immediately, acid fermentz-
ton viii take place. This creates .
ihyperacidity OF the stomach Juices
which in their turn prevent the pam
create digestion Of the oils, and tho
emzciation results.
A dose Of Peruna before each meal
hastsns the stomach digestion. BY
hurrying digestion, Peruna prevents
fermentation Of the contents Of the
stomach, and the pancreatie juice is thus
preserved in its normal state. It then
only remains for the patient 70 eat L
} sufficient amount OF fat-forming foods,
and the thinness disappears and plump
usss takes its place.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

They say" remarked Uncle Anen
Sparks. that the corporations are not
going to cOutributs anything to the cam
psisn funds this year. Then We won't
have as much campaign oratorJ az usual
There Is no loss without some gain
Chicsgo Tribune
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
RenI EnIightenment.

Pop, what is a chiropodist?'
zone Of these people who tell your
character from your handwriting.
That's right, Tommy; always ask pa
anything you want TO know."-Bslti-
more American.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

The ancient mariner had shot the al
batross.
Il was absolutely out Of meat" be
pleaded. and I couldn't shoot a canvas
back duck without getting into trouble
with the game warden"
Let rs not blame Samuel Taylor Cole
ridge. however, for taking liberties with
this bald narrative when he worked Il
up into q Poem You Ought TO Know.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

What is true patriOtismg Il IS an alb
solute conservation to eOuntry.-William
Mckinley at Grants Tomb.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04
CELEBRATING THE
GLORIOUS FOURTH
why Every Man, Woman and
Child Should Rejoice and
Be Glad.
PATRIOTISM AND FIREWORKS
Anniversary of the Date wbsr
Liberty Shook OF Her
shackles.

HE Fourth Of July
Is the day Of patriot
Ism and the fire.
cracker. Every one
old citizen or new
arrival 49, celebrates
One and all know
there Is Just cause
for the celebration
but few realize the
great and glorious
facts. They are
facts that make ev.
cry one who really
rum en 20 -
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-07-04

CITc s.. Wins Dance and Al Nervous Diseases
rllo permanently cured ~ Dr. kllrsfs Grzas
Serve hes.orer- send for FREE e trial bottle and
treatise DE- z Il Kline, Id. 81 Arch St, Fh-A,FA
Los Angeles herald., 1908-08-08
HUGE DERRICK FALLS ON
NEW MUNICIPAL WHARF
Superintendent Has Extraordinarily
Narrow Escape from Death, and
the Work viii Be Delayed
Fully Ten Days
Special to The Herald.

Special to The Herald
SANTA MONICA, Aug. IAN added
misfortune befel the contractor on the
new municipal pier when the giant
derrick, which is used for handling
the concrete piles, fell this morning.
The huge machine, which was erected
by the California Construction COM
pany and guaranteed to carry a ten
ton pile, was upset and the braces
snapped short off by the weight of a
pile weighing only four tons.
superintendent Robert Anderson had
a narrow escape and owes his life sole
ly to his marvellous agility in getting
away. The large steel beam of the
derrick grazed his arm and raised a
bruise, so near did it come to him in
it's fall
The steel plates were buckled and
twisted for about ten feet from the
base of the boom and the accident will
cause a delay of ten days at least in
the work. as it will take that much
time to shear them off and put new
plates in their place.
A team of horses belonging to local
furniture store had been moved from
the direct line which the derrick took
in falling not thirty seconds before
the accident.
The feed wires of the Edison Elec-
tflc company, WHICH supply power TO
the many small establishments in San
ia Monica, were snapped short off,
shutting off the power for the rest of
the day.
The concrete pile which caused all
the trouble was shattered from end to
end, the concrete crumbling away from
the force of the impact like plaster.
The contractors lay the blame for
the accident on the construction COM
pany which installed the derrick and
guaranteed its capacity.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-08-08
SANTA MONICA
s1e Oregon ave. Home phone 1879.
OCEAN PARK
ia Pier ave. Home 4015; Sunset 1881.
EXPERT WOMAN THUG
HOLDS UP JAPANESE
COVERS HIM ADR0lTLY WITH
HER REVOLVER
Porter at Hotel Decatur Thoroughly
Searched and Well scolded for
Having No Money with
Him

Special 70 The Herald
OCEAN PARK, Aug. THE police
are looking for the parties, man and
a woman, who held up Frank Tenaka,
a Japanese, night porter at Hotel De
catur.
Shortly before 8 o'clock this morn
ing Tenaka. who was cleaning out the
office of the hotel, had his attention
attracted by a woman who was tryihS
to open the main doors to the lobpy.
Thinking she was a guest of the house
or wished a room he ran to her assist
ance, and to his inquiry as to whether
she wished anything she answered that
she did-that she wanted his money.
At the same time she pointed a big .45
revolver at the OrientaIs head.
Keeping him covered wthe the gun
she deftly went through him, turning
every pocket inside out, but as the
Jap was not in the habit of carrying
money with him she found nothing.
Giving the scared porter sarcastic
tongue lashing and a lecture on the
inadvisability of being broke she Joined
her companion, man, who had wait
ed outside the door to keep watch,
and both disappeared up Navy avenue
toward the car track. An alarm was
sent in and their description, such as
could be secured, sent to both the
Ocean Park and Santa Monica police.
Up to a late hour nothing had been
heard of them, and unless the police
can get a better description they prob
ably will not be apprehended.
From the businesslike way in which
she handled her gun and the deftness
with which she conducted the search
of the Jap's person the police conclude
that she is a member of the gang that
has previously worked Los Angeles
and vicinity.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-08-08
NOTES OF CURRENT EVENTS



SAN BERNARDINO, August THE
new church of the German Lutherans
will be dedicated Sunday morning with
appropriate services The ceremonies
will be conducted. by the pastor, Rev.
e. Rudnik, and by Rev. A. Lussky of
Anaheim, while Professor L. Blanken-
buehler of Portland, Ore, will preside
at the organ. The entire morning SER
vice will be in German, while an even
ing service in English will be given.
r. Tagliuse, charged with the theft
of hay from the T. M. Lingo ranch
near Rialto, has been acquitted by a
jury before Justice Knoblaugh.
A meeting of the charter revision
committee will be held next Tuesday
evening for final action on the various
amendments to the city charter which
have been agreed upon. Following
their adoption by the committee the
council will pass on them, and then
they will go to a vote of the people.
Thus far this season since July
there have been 1874 hunting licenses
issued in this county, all being for
hunters residing in the state, except
one, which was issued to an Indian
man. The number will go far beyond
the 5000 mark when the quail and duck
seasons open in the fall.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-08-08
M0URNERS PERFORM LAST
RITES ON PLEASURE PIER

s1ecial to The Herald
LONG BEACH, August THE
ceremony of scattering the ashes
of a dead man on the waves
was enacted with all solemnity
at the outer end of the long pleasure
pier this morning. Early today when
the pier was occupied only by few
fishermen a party of 1ree ladies and
two gentlemen. one of the latter
clergyman, secured permission from
the wharfinger to use one of the boat
landings. and there the burial service
for those at sea was read and the
ashes of the deceased were scattered
upon the waves.
Following this ferns were strewn
upon the water and with tear-stained
faces and looks of deepest anguish the
party returned to the shore. 1t was
not learned who the dead man was or
the names of the members OF the
funeral party.
So quietly and unobtrusively was the
ceremony performed that with the ex-
ception of one fisherman and the
wharfinger, no one knew what was
transpiring.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-08-08
Santa Ana
Office 315 n. Sycamore.
Home Phone 315.
NOTES FROM SANTA ANA AND
VICINITY BRIEFLY CHRONlCLED

Special to The Herald.
SANTA ANA, Aug. S.-Silverie Rios,
Mexican lad whose parents live at
Capistrano, was arrested today on a
warrant charging him with forging the
name of DR.. j. M. Burlew to a check
for $5, which he got cashed at the
Santa Fe depot at Capistrano. Rios
is said TO have confessed his guilt to
the arresting officer, but he will come
up on Monday for preliminary exam
ination.
Mrs. S. r. Heron, wife of S. r. Her
ron of Garden Grove, one of the best
day at the family residence. Funeral
services will be held at the NJ. e.
church at Garden Grove Monday and
interment will be made at Pasadena
Tuesday.
The new poolroom ordinance, which
prohibits minors from entering a pool
or billiard room in this city, was en-
forced yesterday for the first time and
three lads paid 81 each as fines for its
violation.
r. A. Andrews, a well-known resi-
dent of this city, was stricken last
night with paralysis and is not expect
ed to recover.
Stockholders in the Santa Ana Min
ing company are elated over the re-
port just Submitted by superintendent
Nicholson, which shows the property
in satisfactory condition. The COM
pany is composed largely of Santa
Ana people and the property is in the
Bradshaw mountain district near Phoe-
nix, Ariz.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-08-08
DIES AFTER DRINKING
FROM DESERT SPRING
IMPERIAL RESIDENT MEETS
TRAGIC END
Team Becomes Exhausted from Thirst
and Reaches Water Which Brings
Not Only Relief, but
Speady Death
special to The Herald.

Special to The Herald.
IMPERIAL, Aug. Word reached
the coroner about noon today OF an
other desert tragedy that cost one man
his life Thursday morning ABOUT lo
O'Clock on the desert forty miles TO the
southwest of here, near watering
place known as the Coyote wells.
A man, believed to be HoltVllle, u
settler here, with his wife and two chll-
dren, was driving in a two-horse wagon
from Imperial to the San Diego noun
tains to spend the summer. When near
Coyote wells the horses became eX-
hausted from thirst, and the man un-
hitched and led them to the Wells a
distance of two miles, where all drank
deeply of the desert spring.
This done, the man filled his canteeh
and started back for the wagon Lead
ing the horses. He had made but little
progress when one of the horses fell
dead Proceeding with the other, the
man had gone only about half a mile
when he also fell dead.
When the father failed to return the
son was sent by the mother to hnd
him and discovered the dead body.
The rest of the family made their
way to the wells and drank of the
water there. suffering no bad effects.
The messenger who brought the news
here today failed to learn the name OF
the family, but from descriptions it is
believed the Inflated party was the
Holtville family.
Many persons drive out of the valley
that way, but it is supposed the Holt
villes were not accustomed to the desert
| heat 1t is said that when offered a
five-gallon can of water just before
venturing on the desert they refused it.