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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-11-25
B. A. and Basket Ball.

The academy opened the basket ball
season Friday evening with a game
with Newport high school at Newport
The game was fast, clean one and
was close throughout. At the end of
the first period the score was SO, and
at the end of the second was 15-14 in
Barton's favor, making the score 1920
in favor of Barton. The following is
the lineup:
Leslie, fl Buck, lg, Wilcox
Dennison, If G. Wilcox, rg
Dow, C Reed. C
Jewell, g Mitchell,
Mcclellan, 6 Flint, RI
Baskets by Leslie 8, Dennison ),
Mcclellan 3, Jewell, Flint 3, Mitchell
2. Reed 8. C. Wilcox. Scores on
fouls, Barton 8, Newport 2.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-11-25

FOR SALE-Vegetables of all kinds
for a boiled dinner at Hunters, Bar
ton. 4btf
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-11-25

was elected captain of the baseball
team for next season at the close of
school last spring. This, with the
other Barton boys at Dean who TAX e
active part in athletics makes Barton
we'll represented.
The Afternoon Study club met with
Mrs. H. R. Cutler Thursday, Nov. 9
with II members and four visitors
present. After roll call five minute
papers were given on the following
leading statesmen: William H. Taft,
Mrs. c. e. Hamblet; w. j. Bryan.
Mrs. H. C. Pierce; Gov. Hughes.
Mrs. j. A. Pearson; John johnson.
Mrs. o. H Mossman James Sherman,
Mrs. H. C. Gay; A reading by Mrs.
Thompson was followed by song by
Miss Marion Redfeld. The hostess
served refreshments at the close of the
meeting. Our next meeting is post
poned till December 8 and will be held
with Mrs. A. P. Underwood.
The following is taken from Low
ell. Mass, paper. Mr.. Leland for
merly lived in this vicinity. Charles E.
Leland, a resident of Andover. died
yesterday at 1.-The Lowell General hos
pital aged SO years. four months, one
day. Besides bis wife he is survived
by nine children, Melvin A.. Alfred S.
Harry j., Otis H., Orman E., Abner
c., Raymond S., Flossie E. and Mrs.
Charles w. Phelps. also three brothers.
John F. and Edison r. of this city and
Clarence E. of Traverse City, Mich.
and one sister, Mrs. Della Fletcher of
Lowell. The body was removed to the
home of his son, Melvin A, Fowler
road, by Undertaken BiXby.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-11-25
TO RENT
LOST
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Stove and block wood.
Milo j. Owen, Barton. 39tf
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-11-25

Advertisements will be inserted under this
head at teoo cprts per word for first insertl on
and one cent per word thereafter. Cash must
ccompanv the order. o advertisement 9D5it
inserted for less than ttoeaty-fOe cents.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-11-25
COLBY STODDARD.

u Mrs. Nora F. Holmes has bought
the J. M. lazen place on the Burton
hill road and takes imm ediate posses
sion.
DR.. H. D. Martin, the eye specialist,
will open an Office November 80 at
Hotel Barton, to remain until Decem-
her Z
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-11-25
WANTED.

WANTED subscribers to read
the renewal offer on another page and
renew now before the usual December
rush.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-11-25
LOCAL ADVERTISING.

LOCAL ADVERTISING.
Advertisements will be inserted unde, this
head at taco cprts per word for first insertio On
and one cent per word thereafter. Cash must
cc0mpanv the order. o advertisement 9U3tt
inserted for less than ttoeaty-fDe cents.
- - - -
WANTED.
WANTED-P Potatoes, at the Farm
ers' Store. D. |. Grapes, Barton.
Aft
WANTED subscribers to read
the renewal offer on another page and
renew now before the usual December
rush.
TO RENT T-Downstairs tenement
ON Park street. Apply to A. S. Gill
rnour West Glover. Twp
LOST
LOST-Black and. tan hound. Finder
D. LIZ
Twp
FOR sALE.
FOR SALE-No. timothy hay.
M. L. Wilson, Barton. 4Otf
FOR SALE-Stove and block wood.
Milo j. Owen, Barton. 39tf
FOR Vegetables of all kinds
for boiled dinner at Hunters, Bar
ton. 4btf
FOR SALE-Gne work horse and
one driving horse. r. H. johnson,
Glover. 45-4l
FOR SALE-Dry stove wood, $500
a cord. Cash. Inquire DR.. r. K.
Hastings, Barton. Al tt
FOR SALE-Piano good as new.
Will sell cheap for cash. j. y. Will
iamson, Barton. 1880
FOR SALE-Yoke of four-year-old
oxen, good workers and handy. W. S..
Vance Barton. 43tf
FOR SALE-A pair Of fancy Dew
onshire cattle, and extra good work.
ers. girth seven feet and will weigh
1900. Come and see them. Charles
Cheney, Sutton. 1w
RFOR SALE-Storm windows at low
prices, also roofing that lasts longer
and is cheaper than shingles. Send
for catalogue "B.". Webber Lumber
Co., Fitchburg, Mass. 1913
FOR Secondhand Murkland
wood furnace in perfect condition. 1t
will take in four foot wood. Large
door. Will sell cheap. Call on r: W.
Baldwin Barton. 45t1
MISCELLANEOUS.
Commencing Monday, Nov. 80, we
shall buy stock only once in two weeks
during the winter. Winslow & Han
con Rarton. 47-48
TAPLIN g. COFRAN, auctioneers
and real estate agents, will sell real es-
tate or personal property at auction OF
private sale. Offices at Barton Land
ing and Derby, vt. RI lotf
WHEN you hire horse get safe
one. have no horses that are afralo
of automobiles. Single and double
teams safe for women to drive W.
A Murray, Barton. Crystal Lake
Livery. ;.'''&' Aon
BARTON 49,
.!-a5i z .jtI.s .'.tat.
s Schools are closed for the. week.
Mrs. w. A. Murray is very i'll with
4 typhoid fever. - y. = 'az'.a '@54.-:: ;.'s.
The Peerless factory is closed this
week for Thanksgiving.
Many Thanksgiving parties are il
order for tomorrow. @
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08

OF anyone claiming the name of Chris
tain Science today. We are not re-
SpOnsible for it. but we are responsible,
together with all other protesting
Christians, for either accepting or re.
ing these plain teachings.
May We not fairly ask our friends
OF all Christian churches: If it is
right to do or TO undertake to DO a
part of the works which Jesus said
must be done by those who believe on
him, is it not right in a greater meas
ure TO do. or to undertake to do all of
such works? If. on the ether hand. it
IS wrong to do or to undertake to do
all OF those works, it is wrong in rela-
tive degree, to do or undertake to do
part of those works. How, then.
can anyone claiming to be a follower
OF the Christ consistently disavow or
denounce the teachings of Christian
science and the glorious results there
of? " >>''' 20 '-io'
Christian Scientists do not claim To
be able at this period to do All the
works that Jesus and some of his :.
clpleS did. but they do sincerely claim
to be making an honest and united
| effort in that direc ion.
And even thus far their labOrs have
been crowned with such " ondrons and
gratifying success hat they may well
be encouraged TO go on and on in the
Christ "ay, with the fall hope and
eX ectation and knowledge that if
they are tue to their sacred trust.
sooner or later there shall be accom-
phi, he'd here upon this earth all OF the
great wOr ks that Jesus did and taught
his QiSciDlpS TO do and "A hich he rom,
manded them to hand down to all the
nations Of the world rs We have
clearly shown. Not Only so, hut the
greater works of which he prophesied
shall also be accomplished "
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
Notice to Creditors.

STATE OF WISCONSIN, WOOD COUNTY. in
County Court.
IN the matter of the estate of the last Will
OF LOttie Lawrence, deceased.
Letters testamentary on the estate of
Lott1e Lawrence late OF the town of Rudolph,
in said county of Wood deceased, having
been duly granted to John Coulthart by this
court;
IT ORDERED, That the time from the date
hereof until and including the End day of
April, A. D., 1909, be and the same is hereby
liked as the time within which all creditors
OF the said Lottie Lawrence, deceased, shall
present their claims for examination and
allowance.
IT is FURTHER ORDERED, That all claims
and demands OF all persons against the said
Lottle Lawrence, deceased, be examined
and adjusted before this court, at its court
room IN the court house in the city of Grand
Rapids, il said county, at the regular term
thereof appointed to be held on the first
Tuesday OF April, 1909 and all creditors are
hereby notified thereof.
1T Is FURTHER ORDERED, That notice of the
time and place at which said claims and de-
mands will be examined and adjusted as
aforesaid, and of the time above limited for
said creditors to present their claims and
demands, be given by publishing copy of
this order and notice, for four consecutive
weeks, once in each week. in the WOoD
COUNTY REPORTER, newspaper published
in the county OF Wood, the first publication
to be within fifteen days of the date hereof.
Dated this 22nd day of September 1905
By the Court.
B. NJ. VAUGHAN, W J. Conway
ATTY. tor Executor. County Judge.
First publication Sept. q, expires Oct i5.)
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
Tax Deed Notice

ONCE of County Clerk Wood County.
Wisconsin.
Notice is hereby given that all of
the following described tracts Of lands
and city and village lots, situated in
Wood County, state of Wisconsin,
were sold by the county treasurer of
said county on the 18th day of May,
A. D.. 1906, for the delinquent taxes
of 1905. and remain unredeemed at
the Office Of the county clerk Of said
county. Now, therefore, unless the
taxes. interest and charges set op-
posite the several tracts and lots here
matter specified, together with the
fees for redemption and advertising,
shall be paid at the Office Of the county
clerk Of said county on or before the
18th dav of May, A. D.. 1909, the same
will be conveyed to the purchaser
thereof, pursuant to the statute in
such case made and provided, interest
is computed to the last day of re-
demptiOn.
Given under my hand and official
seal at the office of the county clerk
in the city of Grand Rapids in said
county and state, this 18th day Of
August, A. D., 1908.
GEO. w. DAVIS,
County Clerk,
Wood County, Wis.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
Notice to Creditors.

STATE OF WISCONSIN, WOOD COUNTY, in
County Court.
In the matter of the estate OF Vine Wales,
deceased.
Letters testamentary on the estate of Vine
wales late OF the city of Grand Rapids, in
said county of Wood, deceased, having been
duly granted to Amanda NJ Wales by this
court:
IT is ORDERED, That the time from the date
hereof until and including the second day OF
April, A. D., 1909. be and the same is hereby
fixed as the time within which all creditors
OF the said Vine Wales, deceased, shall pre-
sent their claims for examination and al
lOwance.
IT IS FURTHER ORDERED, That all claims
and demands of all persons against the said
Vine Wales, deceased, be examined and adj
1usted before this court, at its court room in
the court house in the city of Grand Rapids
IN said county, at the regular term thereof
appointed to be held on the first Tuesday of
April, 1909 and all creditors are hereby noti-
fed thereof.
IT IS FURTHER ORDERED, That notice of
tie time and place at which said claims and
demands Will be examined and adjusted as
aforesaid, and OF the time above limited for
said creditors to present their claims and
demands, be given by publishing copy OF
this order and notice, for four consecutive
weeks, once in each week, in the WOOD
COUNTY REPORTER, newspaper published
IN the county of Wood, the first publication
to be within fifteen days of the date hereof.
Dated this 22nd day of September, 1903.
By the Court:
B. NJ. VAUGHAN, W j. CONWAY,
Atty. for Executrix. County Judge.
First publication Sept. "a, expires Oct 49,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
VIM. J. elise,
344, Second Ave. N
Grand Rapids, Wis
LEGhLS
Notice to Creditors,

STATE OF WISCONSIN, WOOD COUNTY, in
County Court.
In the matter of the estate of Robert A.
Parrish, deceased.
Letters testamentary on the estate of
Robert A. Parrish late of Grand Rapids, in
said county of Wood, deceased, having been
duly granted to Ann Parrish by this court
1T is ORDERED, That the time from the date
hereof until and including the 5th day OF
April, A. D.. 1909, be and the same is hereby
liked as the time within which all creditors
OF the said Robert A. Parrish, deceased
shall present their claims for examination
and allowance.
1T is FURTHER ORDERED That all claims
and demands of all persons against the Said
Robert A. Parrish deceased, be examined
and adjusted before this court, at its court
room in the court house in the city of Grand
Rapids, in said county, at the regular term
thereof appointed to be held on the first
Tuesday of April, 1908 and all creditors are
hereby notified thereof
is FURTHER ORDERED, That notice OF the
til. : and place at which said claims and de-
mands will be examined and adjusted as
aforesaid, and of the time above limited for
said creditors to present their claims and
demands, b given by publishing a copy of
this order and notice, for four consecutive
weeks, once in each week, in the WooD
COUNTY REPORTER, newspaper published
i'll the county of Wood, the first publication
to be within fifteen days of the date hereof
Dated this 18th day of September, 1908
By the Court:
b. NJ. VAUGHAN, W. j. CONWAY
Atty. for EXecutrix. County Judge
CFirst publication Sept. II, expires Oct. s. J
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
SCIENCE LECTURER
PLEASED AUDIENCE
Septimus J. Hanna, is Greeted
at Opera House by a Large
and Select Audience.

Despite the many attractions on
Thursday evening large select
audience greeted Septimus J. Hanna,
Christian Science lecturer at the
opera house. He was presented to
the audience by Prof. NJ, H. Jackson
prefaced with a few excellent
thoughts especially adapted to the
subject upon which Mr.. Hanna was to
address his audience. The speaker
certainly presented very clear, con-
else view of the Christian Science
faith and belief founded upon the
Holy Bible. He did it in very
pleasing, entertaining and forceful
manner and was without exception.
one of the strongest speakers that has
eyer presented.the subject of Christian
Science to Grand Rapids audience,
His version of what constitutes the
Christian Science faith, could not
meet with the disapproval of any OF
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
Reduced C0lonists Rates.

One-way tickets at special low rates
on sale daily throughout September
and October from all points on
the North Western line to San Fran
cisco, Los Angeles, Portland and
Puget Sound points.
Daily and personally conducted
tours in tourist sleeping cars via the
Chicago, Union Pacific & North
Western line. Double berth only ST.,
through from Chicago. For full par
ticulars write S. A. Hutchinson,
Manager Tourist Dept 212 Clark St =,
Chicago, Ill, or address nearest ticket
agent The North Western line. 3
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
FOR
SAIF!

Fine improved Minnesota farm sixty
i've miles Northwest of Minneapolis.
and four miles from st. Cloud a town
Of II 900. on the banks of the Missis-
Sippi river, and on the main lines of
the Great-NortheTn and Northern
Pacific Railways.
so acres Of the finest tilIab!e soil, ]
acre planted in black and red rasp.
berries, 90 fruit trees, different kinds,
two wells Of the finest water, the
buildings are all new and are alone
worth rs much as the owner asks for
the entire farm.
For further particular write or call
on,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
a
Watch

Perhaps you bought a watch
some thirty years ago. TWAS a
good watch and cost you a
good price. 1t is probably tick
ing yet, but how about its time
keeping qualities? You have to
wind it with a key. Rather out
of date isn't it?
We have watches to sell and
with Our reputation at stake
cannot afford to furnish you
with anything that we cannot
personally guarantee as an ac-
curate time piece
Better come in and see us
about that watch deal and re-
member that we have the right
prices and we will meet all legi-
innate competition.
Always welcome, buy OF not.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
If You Are Durable
We Can Cure You

We will tell you why and how you can be
cured if you call at our offices, or, if you
will write all about your case, we Will send
you a letter written Just as we would talk to
you if you were here.
Our treatment will tell you its own plain
story, story that has meant comfort, health
and happiness to thousands.
Without asking a single question we will
diagnose your disease so well that you will
be astonished. This is done with special
testing instruments used by no other
doctors. The durable cases of today become
the incurableS of tomorrow and all AFFLICTED
people should heed the warning in time.
Extraordinary diseases require extraordi-
nary treatment. 1t is easy to cure simple
disorders. Most any ordinary doctor or
medicine will. Complicated cases that defy
ordinary treatments require extraordinary
remedies to yanquish them Our treatment
as compared with others differs as does the
sunlight from tallow candle. 1t does not
take FAITH. does not take CONFIDENCE,
does not take even HOPE to get cures. 1T
TAKES ONLY A TRIAL-all we ask. Tt
cures whether the sufferers believe in it or
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
Quinsy, Sprains and Swellings Cured.

In November. 1901, | caught cold
and had the quinsy. My throat was
swollen so | could hardly breathe. |
applied Chambcrla,n's Pain Balm and
II gave me relief in short time. In
Two days L was al right says Mrs
l.. Cousins, Otterhurn, Mich
Chamberiain'S Pain Balm is a liniment
and is especially valuable for sprainS
and SwPllings. For sale by Jonn E..
Daily, Druggist.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08

Kennedy'S Laxative Cough Syrup is
used nearly everywhere, because it not
only heals irritation of the throat and
stops the cough, but, it drives the
cold out of the system through its lax
atiye principle by assuring free and
gentle action of the bowels, and that
is the only way to cure a cold. You
can't cure it as long as you are con-
stipated. Insist upon Kennedy'S Lax
ative Cough Syrup. Sold by johnson
Hill & Co,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
Saratoga
Pittsville City

DeS Sec Amt
n NV ne y Ills
bal of Subd ne sW lot | blk 351
subd ne sW lot blk l 305
4 piece of land commencing at then W
corner of NV Sc running south 60 TT
east 2l0 # north 90 it west 2l0 fit to
place Of beginning, lot 10 blk II q 1926
subd NV ne lot ) blk 6 "a 272
subd NV ne lot s blk
subd NV ne lot 4 blk IL 237
subd NV ne lot l blk u
subd NV ne lot S blk IA ~
subd NV ne blk 10 1872
a piece of land commencing 80 it
south and 133 TT east Of NV corner of
ne ne running south l25 east 80 north
125 west 30 1t to place of be-
ginning 81 237
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
AVERAGE TINE TO CURE
NO KNIFE, BLOOD OR PAIN

You will be surprised how quickly and
easily these cures are possible when you be-
come fully informed concerning our new
methods.
To enable you to test the merits of our
cures, we offer one weeks treatment free,
including medicine, if you write now for
dates with any of our doctors. Private
Sanitarium and Museum of Anatomy in con-
nection. Write to-day to
ILLINOIS STATE SPECIALISTS
628 W. State ST., Cor Rockton Ave.
ROCKFORD, ILL.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08
Port Edwards

Up q y r > E
Des Sec Amt
WI e. Of n
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sw 9 1874
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Rudolph
Saratoga

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RICK

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Sarafoe.

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Des Sec Amt
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NV SW
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1908-10-08

A part Of lots SO and blk So 50 by
90 fit as described in vol Sc of deeds on
page % Wood County Records 2551
Esther J. Lyons Add
lots > and blk 1862
McComhS Add
lot blk 2772
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-03-06


State of South Dakota, County of Kings
bury.
Jane Hardy, Plaintiff,
VS..
John r. Walters, V. T.. Barnes, j. III.
Carroll, w. e. Risedorph, and, Il. j.
linus, Defendants.
The state Of South Dakota t. the above
namad defendants:-
o and each of you are hereby sum
moned and required TO answer the com
plant of the above named plaintiff, Jane
Hardy. which said complaint was filed in
the office OF the clerk of this court, in the
court house in the city of De Smet, Kings
bury county, South Dakota, on the 18th
day of February, 1908, and which prays
for a judgment quieting title to, and the
determination of all adverse claims
against, interest in and lens upon the
premises described in the complaint, to-
wit: Lots one, two, three and four, in
block one. in Barnes addition to the city
of DE Smet, kingsburY county, South Da-
kota. and 10 serve a COpy of your answer
TO the said complaint on the undersigned
at his ofiicein the city of De Srnet, Kings
bury county, South Dakota, within thirty
days after the completed service of this
summons upon you, exclusive of the day
of service. and if YOU fail TO answer the
said complaint within thattime the plain
tiff will apply TO the court for the relief
demanded in the complaint. No personal
judgment is asked against any of the
defendants.
Dated at DE Smet, South Dakota, this
18th day of February, 1908.
GEO. w. LATIN,
Attorney for plaintiff, De Smet, > ID.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-03-06
a Inke on Vanderbilt.

can amusing but nasty trick was
played in the early autumn at George
w Vanderbilt's Biltmore estate near
Asheville," said a Pittsburg florist. "a
friend Of mine, one of the Biltmore
gardeners, wrote and told me about It
the other day.
1T seems that at the entrance to
Biltmore there was a sign that read,
please do not pluck the flowers with
out leave
Wei. one visitors day, some joker
added an IS to the signs last work.
AS a result, every visitor left Biltmore
that day with a delightful smile and
an enormous bouquet"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-03-06

The eldest child o. the Khedive Of
Egypt, Princess Emma, now in her
thirteenth year, is deaf and dumb and
afflicted with a spinal complaint which
makes 1t Impossible for her to walk
without support. She is a beautiful
girl, and as the Egyptian climate is
considerel too relaxing for her she
lives in the lovely island of Rhodes,
where the khedive has great estates.
She occupies a beautiful palace sur
rounded by every luxury and is visit
ed several times during the year by
her parents. Her mother was origi-
nally a slave in the khedive's palace.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-03-06
Paylnu the l-iehtninq.

A party Of American tourists who
were comfortably established in a
hotel in Germany discovered a new
contribution 10 English as she is
spoke" only this time they found it
In the written word. The building
had been recently wired for electricity
and under the bulbs in each room di-
rections were posted in French, Ger
man and English. The French was ir-
reproachable, the German nearly so.
The English read as follows:
ITO D g aud shut the lightning
electrical on, is rcrGeste1 to turn to
the right hand. On going to bed it
must be closed. Otherwise the light
ening must be paid"