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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15
WOULD YOU SELF

YOUR HOME OR BUSINESS IF A
HANDSOME PROFIT COULD BE
SATISFACTORY METHOD IS JOUR
NAL CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

MODERN IN ALL DETAILS
modern on paved st. and only block
from business center. Never been lived In:
price consistent with advantages. Call
at 90e Jefferson st.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15
40 ACRE FARM FOR $500.

40 ACRE FARM FOR $500
This farm is located about IL miles from
Topeka and three miles from a railroad
station. It is all under cultivation; good
four room house and barn for head of
stock. 1t is watered by two wells and a
cistern; three acres orchard, and one-half
mile to school.
LUCAS & LAGERSTROM,
1O2 WEST FIFTH STREET.
IND. PHONE 1880.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

c. B. ALBERT. REkL Estate;
Rrom 4 0c1 Kansas Ave. Ind Phone 1853.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15
FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE.
FOR sAIIELREAL ESTATE.

M A. T. DANIELS
90 ESTATE LOANS INSURANCE
PosroFF1cE TOPEKA KAN
tame grass $50 ~
$3.50 1900 - Ae siass. sS per
overlooking city all in fine blue grass,
plenty shade perac Recs = - - $3.50
ysFs ans Suburban farm Of @ miles
omnf Topeka in cultivation balance nssr a
meadow room house or
~ good R. town. mostly
Good per
extra fine subur anland,cl in bargain
New room cottage east Rec
house, westen ave. $780, Rec 2s
n side sa a2
side.
A@ gs E = end
y modern
wEsTAwN Owner of
FN HeEsHf ION Esd he Rs " the JUST THAT
Also o NEW oAs 56 19 eopE GTsb 81 PAF F PsH
= @ E san old s s 9as 5Sf ssh s4ss With al s %
- " AGENCY
FRED BROWN MGR ~ FEE East ST. sEEE EsSFNe St
10th room cottage SO cash So per month $3.50
Madison payments rS
modern room cheap $3.50
9 a en sa for on city water ten sewer paid out 1850
$4,000: can
improve for
ROOM Mb 5 II Pt e H5F Ssh ST
AT
s ui s ssaas See ea SOIL just outside Of city limits This
SHAWNEE AGENCY.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

TOPEKA TO BROWNSVILLE.
Private car from Topeka to Browns
vile and return to investigate the coast
country of Texas from Houston to the
Rio Grande river, Tuesday, Feb. 18th. See
The Dunlap Real Estate Co, 1o6 East 9Th
st.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

FOR SALE-One story brick and stone
building, 70 foot front. Jackson ST., close
in, suitable for light manufacturing bust
ness. Address T. F., care Journal
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

FOR RENT OR SALE-By owner one
good room house, gas for heat and
light. 1S14 North Taylor st.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

FOR SALE OR TRADE
For residence property. a restaurant.
Will invoice about 500. VIII pay differ
ence in cash.
SHAWNEE AGENCY.
Ind Phone 5o5 5s4 kansas Ave.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

A
all
bargain at
"a
sos.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

DO you need capital, extend or start bus
mess? II so, write me before arranging
elsewhere, exceptional facilities placing
stocks. bonds quickly. Everett Dufour.
corporation atty, LIE Droit bldg, Wash
ington, D. C.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

FOR SALE-Number shares of stock in
local manufacturing concern. Good in
vestment- R., care Journal
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

4 little capital will place you partner
tines that is a winner Large List of city
and farm property; an exceptional good
opportunity for one of limited means. R.
II c.. care Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15
BUSINESS CHANCES

Tor up-to-date gunsmiths and electrician rs
zee H. B. Howard. no Kan. ave. Tel 5oa
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-15

LOET-Between 9th and 18th, on Quincy
Thursday eve. child's fur collar. Phone
61s1 Ind.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
FROM CANADA.

Mothers have the same terror OF
Group in all countries, but Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy leads in popular
ity for a prompt cure of this dreaded
disease. Mrs. Thos. Matthew of Gale
don, East Ontario, says: Il have used
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy several
times, and try to keep it in the house
always. 1 can highly recommend 1t
for children troubled with Group" For
sale by all dealers, Benson, Smith &
Co., agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
Oahu RAILWAY
TIME TABLE
OUTWARD

OUTWARD
For Waianae, Waialua, Kahuku and
Way Stations-"9:15 a. M, 1920 D. m.
For Pearl City, Eva Mill and Way
Stations-t7:30 am, 1915 am, "11:05
a. M, "2:15 p. M, 1920 p. m, 1918 y.
M, 1890 D. M, I'll p. m.
For Wahiawa-"9:1 a. m. and '5:15
p. m.
INWARD.
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal
alua and Waianae-"S:36 a. m, 5:31
p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City-t7:46 a. m, 1886 a. m,
"10:3S a. M, '1:40 p. M, "4:31 p. M,
5:31 p. M. 1880 p. m.
Arrive louolulu from Wahiawa-
1886 a. m / 1871 p. m.
"Daily. tex 'nday. sSunday Only.
The HaleiWt limited, a two-hour
train (only first-class tickets honored)
leaves Honolulu every Sunday at 1922
a. M; returning, arrives In Honolulu
at 1910 D. m. The Limited stops only
at Pearl City and Waianae.
G. P. DENIsoN. r. c. SMITH,
Supt. G. P. & T. A
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26

Since 1896 the Liberal party has been
in power in Canadian Dominion affairs,
during which time Sir Wilfrid Laurier
has been Premier. Should the Liberals
win in todays election it will be for
the fourth time in succession. The
contest promises to be very close one,
however. At this election, for the
first time, there will be thousands OF
American-C;anadIan votes cast, prac-
tically all the male immigrants of vot-
ing age from the United States who
crossed into Canada prior to three
wears ago haveing qualified as voters.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
{ EXCHANGING
Of COMPLIMENTS
Reception of Atlantic Fleet at Annoy
Will Not Be Impaired by
Storm Damage.
GERMANY STANDS FOR PEACE.
Laurier to Receive The Verdict Of The
People of Canada
Today.

TOXIC, October 26.-The official
thanks of President Roosevelt to the
Emperor for the welcome given the At
lantic Fleet in Japan, which was sent
to Admiral Sperry for presentation,
was yesterday communicated to the
Emperor. 1t is expected that a reply
will be sent to President Roosevelt to-
day.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
PREPARATIONS UNDIsTURBED

Annoy, China, October 26.-The dam
age which was done here by the recent
typhoon has been repaired and the ar
arrangements made for the reception of
the visiting American battleships are
undisturbed.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
FLEET DIVIDES.

TOXIC, October 25.-The battleship
fleet left here yesterday, half OF 1t 60
ing to Annoy and half to the Philip
pines. The press printed editorials
on the traditional friendship between
Japan and America.
Annoy, October 25.-A great recep-
ton to the American feet has been
planned.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
GERMANY IS WILLING.

ST. PETERSBURG, October 26-lt
is believed here that Germany will ac-
cept the international arrangements
suggested for the maintenance OF peace
in the Balkans.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
Claus Spreckels. VIM. G. irwin
ClaUSSprGCkGlS
BANKERS
HONOLULU, H. T.

San Francisco Agents-The Nevada
National Bank of San Francisco.
DRAW EXCHANGE ON
SAN FRANCIsCo-The Nevada Ma
tional Bank of San Francisco.
LONDON-Union Of London & Smiths
Bank, Ltd.
NEW YORK-American Exchange Ma
tional Bank.
CHICAGO-Corn Exchange National
Bank
PARIS-Credit Lyonnais.
BERLIN-Dresdner Bank.
HONGKONG AND YOKOHAMA-The
Hongkong and Shanghai Banking
Corporation.
NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRALIA
Bank of New Zealand, and Bank OF
Australasia.
VICTORIA AND VANCOUVER-Bank
of British North America.
TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING
AND EXCHANGE BUSINESS.
Deposits Received, Loans Made on
Approved Security, Commercial and
Travellers Credits issued. Bills OF Elk
change Bought and Sold.
COLLECTING PROMPTLY AC-
COUNTED FOR.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
MEN STICK TO SHIPS.

YOKOHAMA, October 26.-No deser-
lions among the sailors OF the battle
ship fleet have been reported and few
men have missed connections and fail
ed to report to their ships.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
A CONsULiS SUICIDE.

BERLIN, October z5.-Silas Macfar-
land. an American consul, committed
suicide on a train yesterday. He was
a victim of melancholia.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
ARMY PROMOTION.

WASHINGTON, October 25.-Colonel
F. A. Smith has been advanced TO the
grade of Brigadier-General, vice Reade'
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
p11zzARD KILLS SHEEP.

SANTA FEE, New I1exico, October 20.
1t is reported that the late blizzard
has caused the death of 100000 sheep
Six herders are missing.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
FOR BRYAN.

NEW YORK, october 25.-Chairmah
Mack of the Democratic National Com
mittee claims 3O1 electoral votes assur-
ed for Bryan.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
IN AGAIN OUT AGAIN.

DENVER, October 25.-secretary OF
State OConnor, who was sent to jail
for contempt, has been released on ma
beas corpus.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
CAPITALIST DEAD.

LONDON, Oct. 25-J. Innis Searles'
a capitalist of New York, is dead.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
CHOLERA sUBsIDING.

ST. PETERSBURG, October 25.-The
endemic of cholera is now under con-
troll.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
RESURRECTION ENDED.

TOXIC, October 26.-The insurrection
in Korea has been brought to an end.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26

MONTREAL, October 26.-The Do
minion parliamentary elections will be
held today.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
HEAD OFFICE, YOKOHAMA.
Branches and Agencies:

Branches and Agencies:
Toxic, Kobe, Osaka, Nagasaki, Lon
don, Lyons, New York, San Francisco,
Bombay, Hong Kong, Shanghai, Han
kow, Chefoo, Tientsin, Picking, New
chang, Dalny, Port Arthur, Antung-
Hsien, Liaoyang, Mukden, Tienling,
ChunRchun.
The bank buys and receives for col
lection bills of exchanges, issues Drafts
and Letters of Credit, and transact a
general banking business.
Honolulu Branch 81 King Street
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26

Fine Job Printing, Star Office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
Fraternal Meetings
HARMONY LODGE NO ., I. o. o. ,

Meets every Monday evening at 7;S'
in Odd Fellows Hall, Fort Street VIE
ting brothers cordially invited TO Al
tend.
BEN F. vICKERs. N. @.
Z. r. HENDRY. Sec.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26

HONOLULU LODGE sic, 3. p o. Z,
will meet their hail, King street
near Fort, every Friday evening. BY
order of the e. r.
VIM. H. McINERNY. n. r
H. G. EASTON, Secy.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
THE
BANK oFHAwAII
LIMITED.
LIMITED.
Incorporated Under the Laws of the
Territory of Hawaii.
CAPITAL, SURPLUS AND PROFITS,
sI,O2S,9S2.39
OFFICERS:

OFFICERS:
Cnae. M. cooke. ....,....,. .FreslueuC
p. 9. Jones. .Vice-President
F. W. Macfarlane. End. Vice-President
Q. H. Cooke. .................. Cashier
=. Hustace, Jr...........Asst. Cashier
F. B. Damon. -. Asst. Cash. & Secty
q. X. Meyers. ............'.''' AuulVor
Board of Directors: Chas. M. Cooke,
P. G. Jones, F. w. Macfarlane, e. f.
Bishop. e. D. Tenney, ]. A. McCand-
less, Geo. r. Carter, G. H. Atherton, f.
G. Anterior, C. H. Cooke, F. B. Damon.
COMMERCIAL AND SAVINGS DE-
PARTMENTs.
Strict attention given to all branches
Of Banking
JUDD BUILDING, FORT STREET.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26

JUDD BUILDING, FORT STREET.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-26
'ts YOKOHAMA SPECIE BANK
LIMITED.

Capital (Paid Up).. Yen 24,000,O 10000
Reserved Fund. So. 5000, O000 90
Special Reserved Fund 2,OOO,O OO.OO
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-01-30
Business Principles, as Applied 10
Savings Banks.

Despite the marvellous growth of adj
veftising in late years, the casual
thinker might question the wisdom Of
It's extension to the business OF q
country savings bank,
But results refute theories, for we
are informed that the Hyde Park Saw.
ings Bank. during six months adyer-
Using campaign, increased 1T deposits
nearly quarter million dollars.
We have a savings bank IN our vii
lage. We cannot, however. Withhold a
need Of praise for the business sagac-
iy Of ex-Goy Page in thus keeping
Vermont money in Vermont. policy
nj once patriotic and mutually benc.
fetal.
Printers ink, combined with careful
aud square business methods, has
made Hyde Park the hub Of the hide
industry, and the same agencies bid
fair 10 make il widely known as a
center % savings Essex Co. Herald.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-01-30
". II. Roberts Tuesday afternoon.

| W. II Roberts Tuesday afternoon.
MIR. and Mrs. Frank Woodland are
boarding with Mr. and Mrs. Wrnebes.
ter
Mr. and Mrs. 4. II Holden Of Ben,
nington spent Sunday with friends IN
town.
Miss Maud Fisher of North Ben.
nington is with her mother. Mrs. Z. T..
| Fisher
Mrs Mark Manlcy who has been
in New York for n few weeks has re.
turned.
The NJ +. choir spent very On.
joyable evening at Miss Mabel Taylor's
Saturday.
The Service Club Of the Baptist
church will meet with Mrs. Mark Man
ley Friday afternoon.
Judson Sorenberger, an old and re
spected resident Of this village, died 1T
bis home here Tuesday night
Miss Mildred Newmayer will give
n party 10 few friends this Thursday
evening at the home OF NJ. Barrett
Mrs. J II Hayes Of Adams, Mass,
was in town last week 70 attend the
funeral of her grandmother, Mrs Jane ,
Rowe.
AN evangelistie meeting is being
arranged for Sunday afternoon at 3
o'clock at Barnumyille. Mr.. Hafer
will preach.
Mrs. Sarah j. Bowen was in Wal |
lingford Friday 10 attend the 18th an
niversary celebration Of the marriage
Of her brother. Martin Williams.
Mr., and Mrs. Luman White of
North Bennington, who were in town
last week to attend the funeral of Mrs.
Jane Rowe, returned 10 their home
Saturday.
Next Sunday evening the Christian
Endeavor Society will observe Chris.
tian Endeayor Day by special Gospel
service. Brief addresses by the pastor
and state evangelist. All active and
associate members are urged 10 be
present
Deep are the expressions of sym
pathy for DIR. Linwood NJ. Kelley Of
this village in the death of his wife
Wednesday morning after short ILL
ness, at her pleasant home in this vii
lage. Mrs. Kelley, who before her
30 the Doctor in 1906, was
Miss May +. Frost OF Claremont, n.
II =, had been resident here ever since
their marriage and had by her gracious
manner aud charming ways endeared
herself 10 wide circle Of friends who
viii greatly miss her Mrs. Kelley was
70 years of age and died Of acute
nephritis. The funeral services will
be held at the residence Thursday af
ternoon al four O'Clock and the remains
taken to Richford for intermen,.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-01-30
Closing Out Sale at Is per
cent discount.

On continued ill health am compelled the final
closing my ENTIRE STOCK order wind up my business
TO do this will offer special discount above which will make
object for every buyer anticipate his for the coming year. As we'll
known the stock the largest all this vicinity and every way fresh and
desirable and has been kept with and desirable goods every de-
parmen that down shop Think what this dis
you You every $500 item for $685. 81 90 for 75c
Soc for 81 M Csc for &c., making very radical saving all
your purchases and any article less desirable condition and
son will often be sold ONE HALF regular price This fake sale but
an absolute wind up mercantile long conducted Burton
& Co., and myself
Coats Best Spool Cotton at assorted
Elegant of Ladies Muslin Skirts and Night Robes
Drawers and Corset Covers all eeqaes regular AT least 100 Ladies
i1eheooms and Silks off
Aew dozen Mems cJasyln 35c Red Wool Shirts and
Da~esn at 94c each SIPS Sl50 Suit Cases grade
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-01-30
NANcursrrn crSrtR.

Mr.. and Mr., e r. Anne, are bet.
ter
Rrv Mr. scar4uR ot'iciais-i ia ZION
ehurrh suHday
Aihca Chefhonaeau hA. been N
the pasi lao weeks.
Mr. and Mrs.. CAR Cbapin arr Wis.
sli,sg NJ II 4. Adams
Mrs. Jennie Hiliiafdis entertaining
inends from cat q tosn.
I'm Bentley q Sunderland Sas ia
lowu Saturday "a basihess.
Tbs Willing Workers me, Saturday
afserneaa With Alice Barrett.
II L., \. silFsfnali. a veterinary sur
esnn. i lseAlod al lbs rolburn hoase.
- Mira. Byron Hebes aud son, Who
have been IL niih ,hs grip are better
The pogrAs Circle mes "Wednesday
afternoon VITA Mrs. Chsrles Randall
Isl. MargSrea's Guild mel with Mrs
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-02-21
COFFEE DRINKING
A Doctor Says it weakous the Heart.

In my opinion says a well known
German physician. mo one can truth.
fully say that coffee agrees with him,
as II has long since been proven that
caffeine. contained in coffee, is an in.
furious, poisonous substance which
weakens and degenerates the heart
muscles.
For this reason the regular use OF
coffee, soon or late, causes a condition
OF undernoWlshment, which leads 70
various kinds Of organic disease.
Convinced Of this fact, ! have often
sought for some healthml beverage to
use instead OF coffee. At last / found
the thing desired In Postum. Having
had occasion 10 forbid people using
coffee whose hearts were affected, /
have recommended Postum as bev.
erage, since II Is free from all injurl.
GUS or exciting substances. I know
this from results In my own family,
and among patients
Hundreds Of persons who now use
Postum in place OF coffee, are greatly
benefited thereby" There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Creek Mich Read. The Road 10
WellYHe." in pkgs.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-02-21
THEIR DEGREES OF HAPPINESS.
Marital Relations Of Rural Postmss
tiers Not All Serene.

The chief clerk OF the post once de.
partment at Washington recently sent
TO all the postmasters in the country
a list OF questions asking for certain
information. says the New York Sun.
TO be used in the preparation OF the
government Blue Book. one OF the
questions in the list was, What are
your marital relatlons7"
The object Of this particular CUES.
ton was 10 hnd out whether the post.
masters are married. single. widowed
or divorced. but some Of the rural
postmasters did not understand. and
many answers were received in which
the persons addressed endeavored TO
give a clear and lucid explanation OF
the status OF their married life. One
postmaster briefly stated that his do
nestle afairs were Fine and dandy"
Another, not so fortunate. replied:
Fairly middling," while a third filled
in the blank space with two words:
THE worst"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-02-21
BABY CRIED AND SCRATCHED
All the Time-covered with Tortur.
Ing Eczema-Doetor Said Sores
Would last for Years-Per.
feet Cure by cutieura.

"My baby niece was suffering from
that terrible torture. eczema. II was
all over her body but tho worst was
on her face and hands. She cried and
scratched all the time and could not
sleep night or day from the scratch.
ing. had her under the doctors
care for n year and a half and he
seemed TO do her no good. | took her
TO the best doctor in the city and he
said that she would have the sores
until she was six years old. But n !
had depended on the doctor my baby
would have lost her mind and died
from the want OF aid. But used
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
and she was cured in three months.
Alice l.. Dowell. 476e Easton Ave. ST
Louis. Mo. May and 20. 1907"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-02-21
channe Of Mind.

The tattooing craze was the rage
among the smart set at the time OF the
South African war, II is now the rage
in the slums among the humber
classes. especially girls, who pay
threepence for the operation.
A tattooer said that this business
thrives on love. A girl came into his
studio the other day and had II love
Jim Curley" tattooed on her arm.
About halfpast Ave the next morn.
Ing the girl knocked at his door and
on being demonstrated with said: II
don't care II yer charges me Ave shll.
Inns. Ere. kiver this up" she ex.
claimed, barring the tattooed arm
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-02-21
On, 10 Three al Mhl,,.

The late Senator Hoar was extreme
~ fond Of whist. which he played
with remarkable skill
a friend says that the only time h
ever knew the usually placid AID
genial man from Massachusetts, to v
absolutely impatient was when d
one occasion at whist the senator he'd
an unusually stupid partner. Notwin'
standing this handicap. the pair wore
winning right along even against good
players.
In the middle Of one game. soms
one paused behind the senator's char
and asked. "well. senator. how an
you getting on7"
Very well indeed" was the reply
"in view Of the fact that have thres
adyersarics sunday Magazine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-02-21
The Old Lady Wa, wilma.

The delinquent subscriber who had
been "dunned" beyond all endurance
wrote the assistant editor:
DO let me know when I kin keteh
yer edltorin-chlef In his once. Ever
time | stop thar they tell me he's GU,
What want TO do is TO beat he'll
outen hlm!"
The assistant editor replied:
Come right away. His wife sayi
he's got both the devil and the othel
place In him. and she wants you Il
keep your word and beat 'em out Of
him. Come on"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-02-21

A physician out west was sent for to
attend small boy who was m. He
left prescription and went away.
Returning few days later, he
found the boy better.
"Yes, doctor" said the boys moth.
err the prescription did him a world
OF good. left It beside him, where
he could hold II In his hand most Of
the time, and he can almost read II
now. You didn't mean for him to
swallow the paper did you. doctor?"
-Harpers Weekly.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-02-21

SAFE TIP.

Willie Say,
dad. IN bet you
there won't b
any more plastic
falling of thu
ceiling under th'
nursery.
Dad - w by
Blliy7
Willie - 'GauaI
they amt no moH
left. We bumpsd
II all on yes,E
day.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-02-21
ONE AvAlLAsLE ASSET.
VIZ nson Willing 10 Give WellWrit.
ten Note Of Hand

financial prospects " Mr. Wash.
M Lafayette Johnson we're dccld.
eaynudcd. but he still preserved a
saaha spirit, which his friends did
nol nays appreciate.
like to borrow ics a little
noh Oh you" said Mr Johnson. con.
hdQlly. to a friend I'll wouldn't
az fotit. but aiu' got single
cent In de worl."
at security can YOU gib mo7'
asNhls friend. without any cuthusi.
ASA O..
y. I Fib YOU my note oh hand"
antlr. johnson looked panied and
anna az such a question. u reckon
yo'hn' know what good clear
harfiting I got IN de ebeniug
sgh"-y.Youths Companion.