The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-02-05
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went hunting for an individual named
Idaho Sam. He arrived here four
weeks ago and announced that he was
a holy terror, and he has since made
a nuisance of himself We found him
after half an hours search and tender
ed him his choice between hitting the
trail and hanging. He started to argue
the matter, but we got the drop on
him, and as a result the midday sun
shone down on him as he rested on the
far side of Wolf creek.
Our next visit of state was paid to
Mr.. c.. l. Flint attorney at law Mr..
Flint is of that class called shysters.
He was disbarred in Chicago and
came out here to make fresh start.
His doings have been unsavory, and
he has neglected to take advantage of
little hints thrown out by us from time
to time. When we called and announc-
ed to him that he must pull his freight
he grabbed for a shotgun in the corner
of his Office. but soon thought better
of it and agreed to change climates.
He went that night. In his new loca-
ton we wish him Well
Told Doctor to Move.
Three months ago DIR. Barnes hung
out his sign on Apache avenue. Be
fore he had been week in practice
we learned that he knew nothing about
medicines except what he had learned
in sawmill. We decided to give him
chance, however. Out in this coun-
try we feel that every man is entitled
to at least one fair show. DR.. Barnes
had made a botch of it at setting bro
ken limbs and diagnosing cases, and
it was time for him to move on We
stated the case gently, but firmly. and
he replied that he had been expecting
it and was glad to go.
When Mr.. John Taylor arrived in
Giveadam Gulch six weeks ago he
gave out that he was looking for a
place to establish an orphan asylum.
He was offered sites on the mountains
and on the plains, but he seemed to
lose interest. 1t soon developed that
he was simply a good natured sort of
deadbcat There has bee's<no particu-
lar harm in him, but as he was breath
ing ozone rightfully belonging to some
one else lie was asked to move on He
moved. There We're tears in his eyes
as he went. and his last words were
that this was q cold old world.
Before we had visited Lawyer Jim
Wheelan in his Office to hold little
talk word came to us that he had Il
;,,t1
Mr.. Wheelan is another shyster. He
came here from Milwaukee to escape
being sent to state prison. but the
change of climate didn't bring reform
with it. On several different occa-
sions, we have had to refer to him in
the Kicker as a liar and scoundrel.
and the relations between us have been
somewhat strained
When we entered Mr.. Wheelan's Of
fee the other day he was ready to de
bate the question. We found ourself
looking into the muZZle of Il large and
liberal revolver AS IA matter of fact,
he pulled trigger on us. and if the car
fridge hadn't failed to explode this is
sue of the Kicker would have con-
tanned our obituary. The failure of the
cartridge gave us our chance. and with
in four hours Mr.. Wheelan and his law
library and his little ways We're out of
sight down the Panther creek trail
Other towns may greet him With open
arms. but there was something lacking
between him and the Gulch.
Many and many time in the last
sly months have we warned DR.. Henry
Mason that he should have stuck to