The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-04
DRIFT " 0oD " Pmxz. V. AnMsrneNs.
Let ths Easss sorsami

Let nc Hsso screemt
 sisz, sans,, soomiil
 It takes tweuty-ssvsn. paper dollars to welsh as much as . szo gold piece Thsnks--Sut we hadn't noticed it.
 A Terrs Haute boy Killed compan- ioInsS iSn sGr me % wssf Hied ef rs iigion Is fhaff
 New York has spent tto.ooo.ooo with morrow. mo Now who Vi, says we we are not "a , patriotic nation7
 Say. you've aboy. fergottsa shsre was an ecllpse--now; haven't your
 A woman up in Minnesota has just been granted her fifth divorce on con dition that she will never marry again. shsrs n' visS Tsy sosn fssi ysud nsysr n. agine there had been q financial panic in this country last fall. at the rear of the house to talk to his sweetheart. was shot In the pants Tor with the auto; 1t will stop now and then and not run at all. and when 1t does go 1t only runs roughly. Hts t s sss esa.s sS ss oi sGsss'f ssss oHs m never did run smooth.
 Only the good die young. 4 giri worries hersslf to death over this fact every time she ssts down sick in bed. less does he pndsrstssd women. m wsy @:s ss's : E e s.s. s 's ssss st.sg ssss sss mirror.
 About the funniest sight in ths world rsadas s .H sss an sS. saaift as Ssa .s According to The Boston Globe. this nation has had four great Presidents Cleveland was one of them wi1o are the other three 7--Nsbrasha stats.Jour- sw. ,. Bryan. of ssusss.,
 IEs 2 safe bet that the. next rrssi- Tn Germany \ telephone costs only iTishnlsn ifT ay yesterday wise ssia It W was be- cause German was % hard 10 under stand that hardly anybody would use tne phone.
 The New York bootblacl<s are going on a strike. Would not have thought 1t of those gentlemen of polish.
 It takes all kinds incIuding the man who likes to entertain you with the condition of his stomach. his indiges- ton. etc. Peary will start for the North Pole in his new vessel, the Roosevelt. in few days, With Teddy in command there would hardly be any doubt Of his reaching it. A c,hlcago nsgress Is suing 2 beauty piexlon. Serves him right, asks a rural exohange: We'll It osr. tainly must be with . bunch ot ofedi- tors after you with shot suns when they see you are lesvins the sarsh. Some girls are so fastidious that ocean matches thsir bathing suit. .lEss. wss fsss fsssa 'l s:ss s'ss '''''' '''' Now. let somebody invent . spider that won't crawl into the picnie-saiadS Everyone who steals sornething usuaily gets punished. Even the fsl. low who steals 6 kiss often has Co marry the girl.
 Birds of a feather flock together on my lady's merrywldow. Men have many trials in life but none of them has the terror that con fronts the small boy when he is made 10 wash his neck and ears.
 Cold Comfort. Somewhere the waters dripping rem
 the cool clear, sparkling. spring. Somewhere the old gourd's hanging Some where the breeze Is blowing and
 somewhere the wild birds sing. Some where the trout-streaans gurgle
 as they call. But it's not here in the city and 1t
 really seems q pity
 That we cannot bring the country
 to the town.
 So I'll try to cool your ternperatuFe by
 singing you this dttty.
 (For q niclxle. though. your troubles
 you can drown.) For a nielxie. yes--just fancy you can
 go and buy a sch ooner
 And can duah the foanaing nectGr
 with a smile,
 And your spirits will mount higher; go
 and do 1t soon or sooner.
 For the state will yet be wet little
 whilel