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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07
FOG. GIRL, AND SALOON.
IT, Lt;ir Maid No' Forced 80 Give
..,s fvy rF,.. F-D.Tft,Ye

IT, Lttir Maid We" Forced 80 Give
Vent 70 Urr Feelings.
very 'arer r.e-Ur ~ one end o'
q assn s.d vtr} ".Ga gir at t-e
otuar end formed a combination
which attracted the attention OF a
casual pelestarian in a quiet side
s,gcct.
Tle little girl doubtless thought
shat she was taking the dog out for
an airing but the big animal himself
appeared to have the impression that
he was the leader of the expedition.
ami, beyond question. the balance of
power was entirely on his side. He
dragged the girl along. despite her
scolding and expostulation, at a
pace which kept her breathless.
Suddenly, either from whim of
his own or because somebody had
been In the habit of taking him
there. he darted through the swing
ing doors of corner saloon. The
little girl looked Mortified, but. cling
ing determinedly to her end of the
leash. she followed her charge, and
as the doors swung shut behind her
the casual pedestarian heard this ex-
asperated remonstrance:
"Oh. darnfound It! Don't you
know ladies don't go there? It's only
q place for mans!"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07
Jurors for May Court.

Following is the list of jurymen
drawn by the Jury Commissioners
and Sheriff Ent for May term:
TRAVERSE JuRoRs-SEcoND WEEK.
Bruce Shultz, Berwick.
Mike Barrett, Jr.. Conyngham.
Tere. H. Fahringer. Bloomsbury.
IT. E. Ash, Saltwater
Adam Smith. Berwick.
Thomas Y. Hess, Jackson.
Tram Lyons, Madison.
Eli Derr Hemlock.
A. w. Hess. Mifflin.
M. A. Phillips, Benton Borough.
Clark Miller, Bloomsbury.
A. F. Deaner, Main.
H c. Laubach, West Berwick.
Charles Cooper. Bloomsbury.
Robert Hampton, Conyngham.
Charles NJ. Harder, Catawissa Boro,
Isaac Lyons, Millville.
Amasa Lowen. Benton township.
Barton Il. Pursel, Bloomsbury.
A. S. Truckenmiller, Catawissa Boro.
Bradley Leacock, West Berwick.
Fred X. Chrisman, Berwick,
George Michaels. Conyngham.
II II. Sands. Bloomsbury.
II. d. Boston. Sugarloaf.
James +, Beach, Beaver.
A. II, Warner Berwick.
N, ]. Mansfield, Berwick.
Harry Yaples. Scott.
John X. Deimer, Catawissa Borough
Samuel SteelfoX, Conyngham.
Austin Correll, Hemlock.
A c. Adams, Brarcreek.
Adam Knouse, Sugarloaf.
Emanuel Appleman, Orangeville.
John S. Keller. Sugarloaf.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07
The Burden.

'The late Senator Pettus," said a
Selma man, came to view with
little alarm. In his latter years the
immense and unrestricted immigra-
ion to our shores.
Walking one evening with him.
pointed to foreigner marching
llong at the head Of his family. Tho
nan was tall, erect. robust. a superb
y handsome fellow.
There, said is fine figure of
IN immigrant. See how he carries
,imself.'
Senator Pettus laughed bitterly.
Yes he said. and see how he
cts his wife carry everything else.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07

Mr.. Cannon will he able to drive
them ultimately into accepting the
Aldiich bill, whether they like it or
not. Of course Mr.. Cannon has
the advantage of standing with the
President ouathe Aldrich bill, for
Mr.. Roosevelt realizes that it is the
only financial measure which can
BE- passed and he thinks it would
be criminal to risk another financial
stringency with no provision for an
emergency currency.
H4F
In the opinion of some prominent
Democrats the Bryan boom has re.
ceived something of a setback re-
Gently and they are anxiously
awaiting the developments of the
next few weeks. Frederick B.
Lynch, treasurer oil the Minnesota
Democratic committee, and head of
the Johnson boom in Chicago, was
i'll Washington last week working
like a Trojan for his hero. Mr..
Lynch has held number of con-
ferences with Southern and Eastern
Democrats and he declares that "all
of the New England states, New
York, Pennsylvania, and all of the
coast aud gulf states with the ex-
ception of Alabama, Mississippi and
Texas, will send uninstructed dele
gates to Denver. Included in this
list will be Michigan, Ohio and the
West coast states" Mr.. Lynch,
replying to a question, said, 81 am
confident that considerably less than
half of the delegates will be i'll
struced for Mr.. Bryan and while l
am not claiming that all who are
uninstructed will be for Governor
Johnson, l am confident that he
will have majority of the unin-
structed delegates" Mr.. Lynch
said he believed there would be
nearly 500 delegates against Bryan
OH the first ballot.
<M*
President Roosevelt is trying
hard to figure that he won victory
on the batlleship vote i'll the Senate,
when his recommendation of four
battleships was turned down but
the leaders did commit themselves
to a programme of two new battle
ships a year. The fact is that Sen
ator Beveridge made such foolish
jingo speech in favor of the four
battleship amendment that some
Senators voted against it who would
have liked to do otherwise. They
felt that after the Beveridge speech
vote for four ships would be tax
Ell by foreign nations, and especial,
ly by Japan, as an endorsement OF
Beveridge's absurd and frothy dec
lamation.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07
The Quality of Hay.

The value of your hay depends
upon its quality, and quality de-
pends upon when you cut It and
how well you put 1t up and store
II. Black or musty hay shows care
less work. The object should be to
get the crop cured and In NOW with
out the loss of any of the good
qualities 1t had when standing as
grass. Good hay is nothing but
grass, with the water squeezed out.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07
Kills or Mice.

TO do away with r1ice a mixture
of equal parts of flour and plaster
Of paris is said to be excellent. No
mo'sture IS applied to the powder,
hut all food is put away md the mix
lure is LEFT on plate where the mice
viii get 1t. After one repast they
reurl 40 more.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07
TOO Strenuous.

! my son tells rle you've dis
charged him." said the Office boys
mother. "and think that's strange;
7ou advertised for strong boy. and
,e's certainly"
He's too strong, madam" inter
:upted the employer. I'm the single
lay he was here he broke all the
rules of this office and some of the
furniture. Catholic Standard and
lines.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07

1T was simply wonderful what
that thought-reader did" giggie
the elderly spinster. HE OWNED
everything by just looking into my
face"
HIM. He probably read between
The lines" purred her dearest friend.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07

When turning bulls out in.o the
pasture, IL is well to see that the
fences are made secure. Where
neighbors' cattle are running in ad-
joining fields, bulls are liable to
break over, and then there is trou-
ble, and probably damage suit.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07

Among the Quakers." said MISS
Wise. II believe the men wear their
hats in church"
How ridiculous!" exclaimed Miss
Iidday. 'As II any one could pos
ibly be interested in mems hats"
Philadelphia Press.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07
SOUTH WARD

Trains No q ana 90 mixed, second class.
Daily except sunday. Daily sunday
only. I Flag stop. W. G. SNYDER, Supt.
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DR.. HUMPHREYS SPECIFICS.
Directions with each Walt Fir Languages.
English, German, s?anish, Portuguese and French

No FCR Price
I Fcy~-~ Csreos,ioa7, In11r'-rat7-7 ....... %
z. Nurs.s, ~ srin LCvCr. or worm D,-car. 80
3. Cole, Crying and N,akefulnoss of Infant. ~
4. DiarThcn. of Children and Adults. ......... 81.
o. Dysentery. Gripings, Bilious Collie. .........9L
2. Conghs, Colds, Bronchitis. s...................25
y. Toothnche, Faceache, Neuralgia. .......... 2S
.. Hendn che, Sick Headache, Vertigo. 81
10. Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Weak Stomach. O.. -
~. Group. Hoarse Cough, Laryngits ..........25
-. salt Rheum. Eruptlons, Eryslpelas .......25
rs. Rheumatism. or Rheumatic Pains. 25
t6. Fever and hgue. Malaria ................ rs
~. Piles, Blind or bleeding, External, Internal %
rs. Ophthamin. Weak or Innamed Eyes. .......25
10. Cntnrrh. Influenza, Cold In Head ........... 25
30. Whooping Cough, spasmodc Cough .....25
II. Asthma. Oppressed, Dnicult Breathing. ....25
~. Kidney Discnsc. Gravel, Calcul .... ..... rs
-. Nervous Debility. Vital Weakness .....f 90
40. Sore Mouth, Fever Sores or Canker...."...2J
30. Urinary Incontnence. wettlng Bed. .......25
80. Sore Throat. Quinsy and Diphtheria.
rs. Chronic Congestions, Headaches. ..........25
~. Grippe, Hay Fever and Summer Colds. E. rs
A small bottle OF Pleasant Pellets fits the vest
pocket Sold by druggists sent ON receipt Of price,
Medical Book sent free.
HUMPHREYS HoMEo. MEDICINE CO., Corner
William and John Streets. New York.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-05-07

Mr.. Fatbush-"I have just bought
a Gordon setter
Mrs. Flatbush-"Well, hope to
gracious 1t will set better than our
other hens! !''-Yonkers Statesman.
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Eloomsburg & Sullivan
Railroad.
NORTH WARD.

Taking Effect Feb'y rst, 1905, 1905 a. m.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
OPPOSE DEDICATION
ON MEMORIAL DAY
Veterans Will Not Att end Har-
riSon Ceremonies If on
That Day.
PRESIDENT NO INDICTMENT

One thing has been practically set
tied in connection with the plans for
the Benjamin Harrison monument ded-
tCatiOn in Indianapolis, namely, that if
the dedication is conducted on May so,
Memorial day. it will not be attended
by representatives of the Indiana G. A.
r., not even if President Roosevelt
himself delivers the dedicatory address.
1t has been indicated in dispatches
from Washington that May 80 would
be a good time to conduct the dediCa-
ton because the session of congress
would not interfere at that time. 1t is
expected that congress will have ad-
journed by that time and that Presi-
dent Roosevelt may be able to come
to indianapolis then.
Reports from a number of G.. A. r
posts of the state have been received
at the Indiana G. A r. headquarters
and, without exception, these reports
indicate that the soldiers will observe
Memorial day on May so and will not
attend the Harrison monument eXer-
cises. All who have reported say that
it is the desire Of their posts to at
tend the Harrison ceremonies. but
they will not do so at the expense OF
the Memorial day observance.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
BLUE LAWS REIGN
IN HARTFORD CITY
Police Department Resents
Charge That 1t Has
Not Done Duty.
SUNDAY LID TO BE CLAMPED

Hartford City, Ind. Jan. t4.-For
lie first time in years there will be d
strict observance of the Sabbath in
this city next Sunday. Mayor James
Lucas today issued an edict to this eff
feet and at the same time gave explicit
instructions to the police under his
command that all the laws regarding
Sunday closing must be observed to
the letter.
Cigar stores. bakeries, candy kitch.
ems and all other shops must close and
stay closed during the day. Only
drug stores will be allowed to remain
open, and these will be permitted to
sell on prescriptions only. The order
came following numerous complaints
of citizens who are interested in the
formation of a Law and Order league
and who allege that the officers have
failed to do their duty.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
Chanqinc Pork to Fish.

How does a Buddhist fisherman JUS
tify his trade? By arguing, says Mr..
Young, that he does not kill his fish,
but only draws it out of the water,
after which the fish dies a quite natu-
raj death. We know better story than
that OF Mohammedan lascars on the
eastern steamship lines. No good Mo-
hammedan eats pork. but your Moslem
lascar has acquired a belief in the
Notwithstanding virtues of sea water.
so he hooks his chunk OF pork to n line,
losses 1t overheard and. after rever-
emit pause, begins to haul in. hand over
hand. to his nasal, slow chant. "Jao
suar! 1dhar so machee:" which being
interpreted means: Away pig. Come
along, fish, Experience has proved
the efficacy of this rite.-Lcndon News
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
Inorovement In Broad,

Judged by its appearance. digesti-
bility, favor and food value. modern
bread is much superior to that which
was in common use fifty or sixty years
ago. Fifty years ago the very best was
very good, the average was poor. the
bad very bad. Improved wheat clean
ing-wheat conditioning" whereby
the wheat is put in the best condition
for the separation of the husk from the
kernel. diminution in the amount and
intensity Of the friction used In grind
ing and improvements in the methods
of separating the products OF grinding
has in the aggregate wrought a revo-
luton in the art of milling. SO that the
-four Of today is an article very supe-
rior to old fashioned 1our.-Science
Progress.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
| BRILLIANT FETES
MARRIED BY ILLNESS
OF ADMIRAL EVANS
The Admiral Has an Attack of
Rheumatism and Will Be
Unable to Attend Many So
ClaI Engagements.
| PAPERS NOW PUBLISHED
IN ENGLISH FOR SAILORS.
Commenting Upon Strained
Relations of Delegates to
The Hague, But Say There
Is No Danger of Break.

Rio Janeiro. Jan. 1I.-SWinging laZi-
ly at their anchors, the American bat
tie ships seem as though they are en-
Toying a well.oarned rest after their
run Of 5000 miles and more from
Trinidad. They lay under the green
hills of Rio. in the shadow of Mt.
COrcoyada. that looks right down into
the streets of the city. and soon today
the streets took on lively appearance
as thousands made their way down by
the edge of the water where they could
watch the ships and the launches dash
ing in and out.
A right warm welcome awaited the
fleet from the very moment the signal
flags went up announcing its appear
ance, and from the first landing OF the
Liberty" men until anchor is weighed
again Rio has much in store for
those who wish to view its beautiful
points and enjoy its bounty.
Entertainments have been arranged
for almost every hour of the day, and
but the fact that Rear Admiral Evans,
the commander of the fleet IS i'll, IS
cause for the deepest regret. The Bra
lillian officials deplOre this the more
as they wished especially to make this
visit the occasion for marked atten-
tions to the Americans, but Admiral
Evans is suffering with rheumatism
ia n
be present at the fetes, and without
his presence these must lose something
of their character.
Yesterday Admirals Emory, Thomas
and Sperry. accompanied by the cap
| tains of all the battleships. paid a Wis
| it to the minister of marine. Admiral
Alencar. who returned thevisit on
! board Admiral Evans's flagship, the
Connecticut Later the American of
ficers went to Petropolis, the home Of
the diplomatic corps. some 30 miles
distant from the capital, to attend the
reception Of President Penna and (
banquet given in their honor by thu
| American Ambassador, Irving B. Dud
ley.
| All tHC papers mere puDllSACu ioI4s
accounts of the voyage of the Ameri
can fleet and the manner of its vel
come here. The Journal of Commerce
which is printing an edition in Eng
lish. publishes dispatches from New
! York to the effect that the people o
the United States are curiOusly anXiOu
as to the nature of the reception tn
fleet will meet at Rio JaneirO in VieY
of the differences between the respect
i've delegats of the two countries at tn
recent Peace Conference at the Hague
The American people may set thei
minds at rest" says the paper, 10
never was heartier or more sponta
neous welcome extended to the repre-
sentatives of any nation than tina
which yesterday Brazilians eXtende
to the brothers of the North"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
SMALL CHANCE Of
REOPEN|NG EXPOSITION
Exposition Directors Give Up
All Hope,

Norfolk, Va, January 14-That
there will be no official reOpening OF
the jamestown Exposition for the
season of 1908 was determined yester-
day by a reply of Chairman George II.
Adams, of the Exposition ReOpening
Committee to communication from
Alvah H. Martin, Chairman of the re
ceivers for the exposition company.
The exposition receivers will today
file with the Court their first report.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
State OF Ohio. City Of Toledo.
Lucas County. iss

Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner OF the firm Of F. ].
Cheney & Co, doing business in the
City of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case OF Catarrh
that cannot be cured by the use OF
Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed
in my presence. this 9Th day of De
cember. A d. 1855.
(Seal) A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure IS taken inter
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system
Send for testimonials free.
r. j, CHENEY & CO. Toledo, ..
Sold BY all Druggists 75c-
TAKE Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14

During the long, dreary, winter
months, mothers become tired. worn
out. can't eat, sleep or work. Hollis
ters Rocky Mountain Tea is the
greatest blessing for mothers. Makes
them happy and well. SOC, Tea or Tab
letS.-A. q. Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14

When a traveller in the grand duchy
of Baden wants 10 send a telegram
while he is on train, he writes the
message on a postcard with the re-
quest that it be wired, puts on a stamp
and drops into the train letter box At
the next station the box is cleared and
the message sent.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14

The use of money or other things
of value directly or indirectly. in any
manner. for the purpose OF influencing
or with the intent TO influence. voters
in this primary election, and all treat
ing by candidates is prohibited
Any candidate who shall. directly
or indirectly. either by himself or
through others, hire or employ any
person to work for him at the polls
on election day, or who SHAH, directly
or indirectly, bv the use of money or
other things of value. or by the prom
Use OF any reward. money or thing of
value whatsoever, attempt To influ-
encc or induce anyone 10 vote nor him.
or who shall. during his canvass. re-
sort TO the common practice of ~treat-
ing voters. is hereby declared Ineli-
gible as q nominee tor any office al
such primary.
And. any candidate who shall use
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
A Hjoher Health Level,

81 have reached higher health lev
ell since l began using DIR. Kings New
Life Pills." writes Jacob Springer. of
West Franklin, Maine. They keep
my stomach, liver and bowels working
just right" II these pills disappoint
you on trial. money will be refunded
at A. G. Luken & Co. drug store. coc.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
DISTURBED THE CONGREGATION

The person who disturbed the con-
gregatiOn last Sunday by continually
coughing is requested to buy bottle
of Foley's Honey and Tar y. G. LUX
en- & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
How to Avoid Pneumonia

You can avoid pneumonia and other
serious results from cold by taking
Foleys Honey and Tar. 1t stops the
cough and expels the cold from the
system as it is mildly laxative. Refuse
any but the genuine in the yellow
package. A. G. Luker & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14

The water unaccounted for at Yonk-
ers. N. Y, where practically all service
pipes are metered. was 51.37 per cent.
of the quantity supplied in 1906, as In
Dictated by plumber displacement esti-
mates. This is about the usual dis
crepancy between plunger and meteg
readings.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14

The stamps at Kalgurli's golden
mill. New South Wales. have produced
gold valued at Sl6O.O0O,OOo. 1t costs
SO to haul a cord of sage bruch, the
miserable fuel used at the batteries.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
RUSSIANS LIARS
SAYS PROFESSOR
Money Sent to Red Cross
Goes to Dukes.

Ithaca, n. Y, Jan. 14.-Money sent
from America to the Russian Red
Cross society goes into the pockets OF
grand dukes and bureaucrats. accord.
ing TO a statement made by Prof
Ralph Cattrall Of Cornell. He spent
last summer in Russia. Prof. Cat
trail declares the Russians are great
liars and he asserts autocracy rules
An even chance for liberty, he says, is
far away and civilization is further off
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14

Leaving Richmond 11:15 p. IN. via
G.. c. G. L. lands you in Chicago al
700 a. m. Through sleepers and
catches. You will like IT. sprS II
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14

Accident insurance is compulsory
among the workingmen OF Holland and
sickness insurance voluntary.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
CATS INTERNAL
ORGANS IN MAN
New Surgery May Make 1t
Possible, Says a New
York Professor.
KIDNEYS CAN BE CHANGED.

New York, Jan. 14-Prof. Simeon
F1exner. president of the Rockefeller
Institute for Medical Research. says:
Substitution of the healthy organs
OF the lower animals for the diseased
parts of the human body will be made
possible through the new experimental
surgery and vivisection and will revo
lutionize modern medicine. The sue
cessful transplanting by DR.. Alexis
one animal to another is the first step
toward this end"
New Heart Coming Next.
1t is predicted by Prof. FleXner that
the new surgery will before long give
a new heart, stomach. or kidneys to a
man in place of the ones he fears may
fall him at any moment. The prom
Used new cure for Bright's disease, fol
instance, is the removal of the dis
eased kidney or kidneys and the sub
stitution of the healthy kidneys of q
living cat. The cat will surely die
but the man may live.
DR.. Carrots success in transplant
ing the kidneys from one animal to an
other give him the assurance that the
en- in the face of the fact that every
one of fourteen cats to which DR.
Carroll transferred the kidneys from
other cats, died in from one to forty
six days after the operation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-14
Notice to Candidates
The Wayne County Republican Central Committee in
regular session. Monday January Is, 1908, adopted the
following rule to govern the primary election February TO-
1908:

any such method or means As above
set forth shall thereby forfeit his right
TO become L nominee for any office At
such primary. even though he shall
receive a plurality or majority OF the
votes east; and in such event the can.
didate receiving the next highest num-
Der of votes and who has not violated
any provision of this rule. shalt be-
and become the nominee for such OF.
flee.
This committee shall determine all
questions arising under this rule. or
the violation thereof. and the decision
or finding of this committee shall be
conclusive.
Each candidate to be voted for in
this primary, in consideration OF hav-
ing his name printed upon the ballot,
must give his assent TO this rule, in
writing. and agree 10 be bound by It's
provisions.