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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
POLICE CHIEF GIVES VIEWS
DISCUSSES SANE OBSERVANCE
OF "THE FOURTH
Says He Believes in Fireworks, But
Not in Promiscuous Use
Of the Cracker.

In reference to the movement to bring
about sane observance Of the Fourth Of
July In the District, the superintendent
Of police is one of the officials most in
terested.
II am of the opinion that the people of
our jurisdiction favor Fourth Of July
devoid of disorder and recklessness," Maj
Sylvester says. "At the same time 1t is
important to us all that no such extreme
measures should be made effective as
would break the spirit of patriotism In
the youth of our locality. I believe the
young men growing up in this, the capi-
tai of the country, are full of American
pride and spirit, but it should be main
tanned that a glass of lemonade and an
ovation on the day we celebrate Will not
fully satisfy their desires.
II believe in fireworks, but not IN the
promiscuous use Of the firecracker. made
today of dynamite, in order to snake
foundations and add to the misfortune
OF the sick and disabled.
Boys Not to Blame.
'It is not the boy with reasonable de-
sire to celebrate who goes to the extremes
to paint the town red and do harm by
the use of crackers or pistols forbidden
by the regulations, but the half grown
men and full grown men. whose thoughts,
to Judge from observations, are foreign
to the purpose of the day. l recently
stopped an individual from throwing
large crackers from his own place Of bust
ness to the front of a drug store where
he might tantaliZe the owner and his
customers. I found that he could not
speak the English language and did not
know why he was raising a rumpus.
1.-THE guns of '76 might be fired In the
large Monument space as salute, and
fireworks displayed anywhere, but the
modern cracker devices for noise making
should be excluded. If stock is not per-
limited. This I recommended to the
Commissioners several weeks ago.
Should Get the Limit.
1.-The individual who uses a revolver or
gun should be given the limit. as danger
always threatens the babe, the boy, the
man in congested communities, even
where the thing is not loaded hope for
a law which will require those who pur-
chase firearms to first secure a permit to
do so from the police department. This
will stop a practice which has in no way
ceased in the District, despite q fair law,
in the past ten years.
ITO show the absurdity Of charging &C
cidents on the Fourth to children alone, l
Of minor injuries mentioned, and all these
did not occur in the District. the ages OF
those hurt were: Four fifty years and
over, three forty years and over. five thir-
ty years and over, five twenty years and
over, one seventeen years. one fourteen
years, one twelve years, and one ten
years of age"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
INSIDE MAIL CONVEYORS.
Device to Be Put Into
Use in WASHINGTON.

Bids will be opened Monday for equip
ping the city post office with labor-sav-
ing inside mail-conveyors for the distribu-
ton of mail. Such system is now in
operation in Chicago, where it has given
satisfaction.
1t is now proposed to adopt it for the
local post office. as we'll as for Hudson
terminal and Station H in New York city.
The arrangements for the Hudson termi-
nal station will be elaborate.
An appropriation of $4,000 was made
by the last Congress for the purchase of
mechanical labor-saving devices In post
offices, and the conveyor systems are to
be purchased from this appropriation
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
Empire State Republicans Meet.

The Empire State Republican Club was
organized last evening at the home Of
DR.. Charles I. West. 922 NJ street. Off
GERS were elected as follows: Walter A.
Pinchback. president: Edward G.. Nalle
vice president: Leon Turner. secretary
and DIR. Charles L. West treasurer. If is
the purpose of the organization to bring
together all the colored voters of the
state Of New York.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
Whereabouts of River Men.

Silas Riley, who was in Panama for the
past two months. employed on canal
work, has returned to this city to take
charge of the office of his father on the
18th street wharf. Mr.. Riley says Pan
anna is AL right"
Capt. Ollie Crowder, master of the tug
William H. Yerkes. Jr.. was in the city
for short time yesterday, on a visit to
his family. while his tug was coaling up
and preparing to start down the river
with a tow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
Ten Dollars Worth Duty Free.

The Treasury Department has issued a
circular to collectors of customs on the
frontiers of this country directing that
importations valued at $40 or less be adj
mitted without formal entry.
Heretofore the amount was fixed at s..
The increase is of Importance on the Ca
madam and Mexican frontier. facilitating
business of travellers crossing with just
few dollars worth of goods.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
CITY AND DISTRICT.
;eeks Postal Ideas in Boston.

By direction of the Postmaster Cen
eral, William H. Haycock, superintendent
of city delivery. of the city post Office.
will leave for New York and Boston next
Monday to study the delivery systems of
those cities with view to the improve
ment of the system here.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
B. n. CAVALIER CHOSEN.
Will Succeed J. p. Crane as Judge
of Seventh Maryland Circuit.

Special Correspondence Of The Star.
EVANSVILLE. July Ii, 1908.
Gov. Crothers' announcement that he
will appoint States Attorney B. Harris
Camalier of ST. Mary's county to succeed
john P. Crane as associate justice OF the
seventh judicial circuit of Maryland
when the latters term expires next
month is received with distinct marks OF
approval all over the circuit.
Mr. Camalier has been states attorney
for st. Marys country for several terms
and has been practicing for the past
thirty years in southern Maryland. he
twice opposed Representative Sydney L.
Mudd in the fifth congressional district
and was twice defeated.
1t is probable the governor Will announce
the appointment early In August.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
$11.OO Niagara Falls Excursion

July II Baltimore and Ohio
Special train standard coaches and par
lor cars from Washington 7:45 am coins
via Philadelphia and Lehigh Valley route
Liberal stopovers returning Tickets COCO
returning within fifteen days. Cheap side
trips from Niagara. Other dates July 81
August II and %. September IL. Octo.
Der 2.-Advt. 90
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
Are You Going Out of
Town This Summer ?

IF you are, be sure to have Tho
Evening and Sunday Star fob
- low you. In most cases The
Star will be at the breakfast
table the next morning and al
ways give all Of the latest news
from Washington Of the day be.
fore. Tho address may be changed
az frequently AZ desired by giving
the old az we'll AZ the new ad-
dress. The price Of The Star by
mail daily and Sunday Is Sc cents
per month, In advance.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

National-The Aborn Opera Company In
1.-THE Serenade." S:15 pm.
Four-Mi Run-Luna Park, fairyland
of amusements, with concert and vaude-
willie show every afternoon and night.
Chevy Chase Lake-Marine Band con-
cert. followed by dancing.
Glen Echo Park-Amusements. with
moving picture performances, every even
ing.
Great FaIls-Orchestra. dancing.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
CITY ITEMS.
Not Only What You Eat

but what you drink should be the best.
Heurichs Beers are recognized as the
most perfect of malt and hop beverages.
= doz. Maerzen or Senate. $1.75; doz.
Lager. s1.5o; bot. rebate, JOc. Phone w.
1900
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
Baltimore and Ohio Excursion

90 20 Harpers Ferry and Martinsbur.
Sl.35 to Berkeley Springs, $500 TO cum,
beriand and return, Sunday. July IL. Spe-
cal train leaves Union station S:15 am
AdVt. 1880
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
A Fayorite Dessert

Every member of the family will EMO,
Connecticut Pies as dessert for luncheon
or dinner. All good kinds at grocers'.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
1926 Conn. Ave-, Star Branch.

want Ads may be left at the Postal
Telegraph Office. 1926 Conn. ave-, at regu-
lar Star office rates. Help and Rooms for
Rent, I cent word.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

$1.25 to Baltimore and Return
every day via 1.-The Electric Line" Tick
cts at 18th ST. and New York ave. NV.
Twilight excursions, $1.OO round trip,
after p.m.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
For Nervousness

Take Horsford's Acid Phosphate
1t is especially valuable in the treat.
ment of weak nerves. disordered digestion
-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
Last Appearance of High Diver

at Chevy Chase Lake $50
this evening. Illuminated pony track.
Ma rine Band concert and dancing nightly.
--Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
s1.25 to Annapolis and Return.

Via THE Electric Line" Visit the L
S. Naval Academy. See time schedule for
trains.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Films Developed While You Wait.
1Oc a roll See results at once The Column
bia Photo Supply Co.. 1434 N. Y. ave.
je15-25t, eSu
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
Delicious Homebaked Pies.

Our facilities for securing and dyefng arc
unsurpassed. AT. Bornot & Bro, l224 F st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Don't Leave Your Small Valuables
unprotected during your absence from
town. Rent a safe deposit box in the
fire and burglar proof vaults Of Union
Trust Co., 18th and II SITS. Rented S. year.
-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
cold Time~ Family Flour. S.,

bbl.. $l.:O for 4 bbl.. tic for Glib. sample
Red Kidney Beans. 1Oc qt.; Quaker
Matches, 1Oc doz. J. T. d. Pyles' Stores
jy1O-4t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Four Hours Sail on Cool Chesapeake
bay four days q week SLIGO round trip.
See ticket agent 1.-THE Electric Line" 14th
& n Y. ave.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Chicago Jewel Gas Ranges Are the
best. c. A. Muddiman & Co.. 616 18th NV
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Ceiling Beaded, $3.50 Per 100 Fl
Frank Libbey & CO.. 9Th & N. Y. ave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
Special Millwork Made to Order

on short notice. Remember we have ma
chimes on premises. Esinger Bros, 21O9 It h
jy1O-d. eSu,3
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Apply Satin skin cream to wet skin. wipe
dry Secures satIny.. smooth skin. 25c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Edge Grain Georgia Flooring, So. so
per 100 #. Libbey & Co., 9th & N. Y. ave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

All Hats Reduced to $500.
E l.. Goddard, 1OO6 F st. NV
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
The Alliance Hand Iaundr

under the auspices Of the Housekeepers
Alliance. Mending done. Delivered prompt
ly. Cor. of 18th & U streets. Phone N. 534
jec7-sa-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

It's a great help to housekeepers to be
able to have Holmes Delicious Home
made Pies delivered fresh from oven to
table any day. All favorite kinds. 2Oc
each. Holmes Bakery. list and E SITS.
Phones Linen. 144O and 1441
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

North Carolina Siding, $3.50 Per 100
1T. Frank Libbey & Co.. 9th & N Y. ave-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

No. l Cypress Shingles, $500 Per
1000. Frank Libbey & Co.. 9th and N. Y.
ave.--Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Send your evening gown to US to be
cleaned. A F. BornOt & Bro, 1924 F st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Edge Grain Georgia Flooring (Com-
MON, S1.75 per 100 it. Libbey & Co.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
Baltimore and Return, S1.25.

Baltimore and Ohio r. R.
Every Saturday and Sunday. All trains
both ways. both days. except Royal Lin
tied. City offices, 1417 G st. and 619 Pa
ave.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

$1.25 Sunday-3luemont & Return.
Leave Washington & 9:15 an; So. Ry.
-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Meet Ne at the Majestic.
Coolest theater in the city. 1Oc.
jyS-4t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
S1.25 to Baltimore and Return

Saturdays and Sundays via Pennsylvania
railroad. Tickets good returning until
Sunday night. All regular trains except
the congressional Limited.'-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

The Benefits of Beer Drinking
are greatest when the beer is "Old
Glory" All the health virtues of the
malt and hops are preserved in its pro-
duction. Phone Abner-Drury Brew. Co.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Lightning Rods. ]. Fl. kuehling, JO2 18th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11

Money to lend at and SO on real estate
Frank T. Rawlings Co., 1905 Pa. ave.
Adyt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-11
BAND CONCERT THIS EVENING.

White House S 80 O'Clock
Marine Band, William H. Santemann, Leader.
l. March. "The Ford" (new) L1ckei
p Overture. "Egnont' ..Beethoven
3. Three Dances from Nell Gwyn' German
(a) Country Dance.
(b) Pastoral Dance.
(c) Merymakers' Dance
Flute solo. "Fantasie Brilane. Popp
Musician Robert E. See.
f. Grand Fantasia "La Gioconda .Ponchlel1
6. Waltz. Bachelor" (new) Santemann
T. Slavonc Dance No. -Dvorak
1.-THE Star Spangled Banner"
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-04-02

The DeFuniak Breeze informs
us that if anyone wants some very
valuable information on the fer
tilizer question, they should send to
Commissioners McLin for a copy
of the January number of the bull
letin which contains State Chem
list Roses annual report. All it
will cost will be postal card, and
the information is worth dollars
and lots Of them to every farmer
in the state. Among other things,
it contains u number Of formulate
for home fertilizers. When you
pay taxes you are paying for this
information, andyou ought to get
what you pay for. Live Oak
Democrat.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-04-02

Lakeland News:--Somc news
papers are claiming that the candi-
dates are trying to buy t.eir Fin
huence." This is serious rehec.
ton on the candidates mentioned,
as it would indicate they are fool
ish enough to part with real
money for mighty poor consider
alton. A newspaper whose inhu-
ence Gun be bought rarely has any
influence. On the other hand, we
believe there are some disgraces to
journalism who are cndeavoring to
Systematically to bleed the caudi-
dates.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-04-02

Live Oak Demoerat:-- Punta
Gorda is to open a public library
April LIST. Thusit is that our Flor
ida towns are securing good things.
Live Oak boasts of n nice library
and Il spirit fostered and pushed by
our Woman's Club, that will make
it better as the days go by. We
congratulate Punta Gorda on this
forward step. THERE'S NO telling
what big thing Live Oak may do
when we develop a candidate for
governor.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-04-02

Tampa Timcs;-One of the cur
ious little things developed at the
fruit, growers hearing before the
interstate commerce commission ut
Jacksonville was that Florida or
anges going west paid 2S cents a
crate between Jacksonville and
Montgomery. California oranges
coming east paid only 16 cents be-
tween Montgomery and jackson
vile. 1t must be- q good deal
nearer from Montgomery to Jack
sOnvlIIe than it is from Jackson
vile to Montgomery.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1908-02-06

Rinber!" fnurrte Der 0ireftOr in ben
Rassn binein. sd bab' innse
Pferbe! :"
0lber f6on fubrn bic rafenben
menI9sn ii9 in bic Suars. WOltens
burg taumelte suriid unb fiel in bols
fer Wudt auf Mabame 5ran5. glas
bame 5rans btulte auf. 3etterlsin
erplobirte fait por 2aden. Sinhen
Idrit. MaIbo tpplIte BON Neuem auf
Teinen @esnsr einbrinssn. Gs mar
elm 2drm, aIs lei elm &aruF.l tobs
iii4tig sefpprben.
Die pferbe batten. pGbrenb Der
2Grm iih iteisertt, INNER Gnsitli6er
nit ben Sbren ge5udt.
Sect. als es tpie Der Srubel elmer
Menaserie binter ibnen tObts, iparfen
iie plDBli9 bic &Dpfe bod, fhnaubten
pnb ftiesen. Der Direttor peitihte
auf iie Elm = ba riiien Iie in biIfloz
fer @neit an unb ftiirmten. pbne auf
3iiseI unb 3uruf gu udten, bas iteile
1bal binunter.
Der Wagen fpurbe bo9senorfen,
nud rehts unb lints gef9leuoert. pie
Elm 5ubban BORN @oal. &ratenb
fu6r bas linte Sinterrab auf einsn
Silometerftein unb sertriimmerte. Sin
pielitimmiser gtnsftIdrei selIte. alIes
flommerte ii9 dm Bod, an bem Na9z
barn fef.
Salb Elm S1titten, bdlb elm Das
cen, bpnnsrt. bas @efdbrt gu 9bal.
YaIb flog es fait bur9 bic 9uft, buIb
fnmetterte es ipieber sesen ben 80.
zen, segen Sieine unb 8dume. Ser
9irettpr perlor i'm Sauien peitfde
unb 3iisel unb briilIte buntelrotb unb
tpbesbone ben Pferben gu.
@nbli9 bonnerten bic 9ferbe ins
9orf binein. Gin paar &ne6te fies
len ibnsn in bic 3iisel - Der 8asen
that feinen lebten Sab unb fiel SER
fra9enb re9terbanb in eine Wieie.
Die Menfden flogen in peitem Ros
BEN ins @rds.
ginen 9lugenblid mar alles itill.
Seiner Der 10 plObli9 CUR &ube ses
inmmenen Sabrsdite puBte reht. Oh
er pirtlih sefabrenlos i'm 9ras lag
ober oh er Ser6roden, setObtet mar.
@nbli6 rappelte iid Oer DirettOr
ouf unb rieb nit blutenben SGnben
feline Serf6unbenen &nie. Damn
tradte sr ben aiirsreis auf iein.
fdlptternben 9eine.
Ra6 unb mad trp9en iie ale ipies
Fer auiammen, bic MGnnlein unb
Weiblein, bic iid in Sbaliens 0ienit
foit ben Sob aebplt bdtteit.
Walbo unb 5in9en traten 4rm in
9lrm Su Der 9ruppe. blab pis ale.
aber bod nit felisen 9eii9terr.
rGr bat mir bas 2eben eersttet!"
fIiiiterte Sin9en, unb er ergGnste:
.gBir baben uns eben perlobt!"
3etterlein triimmte iid faon ipiea
Der ipie Elm S9eubli6sr 8pbplo.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1908-02-06
9as beliebteite Yariiim.

9as i'm Morsenz unb qbsnbIanbe
berbreitetife parfiim 1T Der Mofdus.
Sn reiner 5orm 1T er Bel uns alIers
oings ni9t me6r 70 seI1Gbt ipie friis
ber, aber er bilbet ben SduptbeitanO>
tbeil Der ssbrdu9Ii6en parfiime.
Mpf6us lit Elm @eru9foff bon urals
tenn @ebrau9; ietn Same 1T per-
iiI9. Der MoI9useeru9 1T in Der
Ratur TolpobI BEL Sbiersn aIs bel
Pflanaen Iebr perbrsitet. @s gibt
unter ben Sbiersn Moidus Odien,
Mof6us Staten, MoI9us @nten,
Mofdus adfer, ipdbrenO unter ben
pflanaen bic Moi9us Roie unb
bic Moidus : Rub bic betunnteIten
iino. Der Mpidusaeru9 tpmmt aber
AUDI beim Meni9en ppr. gr III fir
eintge Meni9enrafen, a. 9. ben Gbiz
nsIen, ouns daraftsriTiiFh; ftrnsr
Io1en bic Hegerinnen mad MpI6us
risdsn uno unter ben guropdern iol=
len bic glonben einen moT6usartieen
8erud ausitrDmsu. Der MoI9us lit
bas beliebteite parfiim Der mobamz
mebaniIden WeIt, bas 2ieblinssparz
film bes propbeten. er lit aud Oas
einaise alIsemein sebrdu9ti6e parz
film in Sapan. Sn Der Mebi3in 1T
neuerbinss ipieber Der Mpihus au
gbren getommen. 10 namentlid bel
nerpSien Sdpd9eSuitdnOen unb als
sutss Mustelanresunssmittel. 0ur9
Rie6en an MpIdus tam man bic
WusteIleiitung berboppsln. Our9
@inatbmen BON Mpf9usbiiften. tpte
audi bon anberen pdrfiims (Sslioz
trop, 8eilden etc., tpirb cine aIIsez
meine glerpenenersie ipddeerufen, bic
Sebi6drfe unb bic sIettrif6e Greg
bartlett seiteisert. 0ieie @isenIbafe
ten se!uifer parfiime mar aud be-
reits ben alten aer5ten bsfannt, bic
lie als 4nresunsss unb Seilmitt,G
nit Grfolg berprbnet.n. Sasislbe
tbun aud bic 4erate uniersr Gage.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1908-02-06

rlnpoetif 9. sic: @ber nun
ib bod, Mdnnden, i4 bub' bod
beut' nit 10 pieI 2iebe setO4t! Gr:
50 = no. ia ipeeB MID = bsnn
bait bu pObI su pisI bupon senOm@
men!
= 3Iuge ausrebe. S0riter:
gaa. Serr ReferenOur, babsn Sic ii4
Srdul,in WaiiIIer enbIi9 ertldrt9 Rez
ferenbar: Do benten sic bin2 Sept,
mitten in Der S9on5ett. barf man
bod teinen Bod fbieben!
aorfequeHS. rDarum iii
benf in lsbtsr 3eit bel Sbnen dies
tbeurer eefporben, Serr Wirtb9" =
.Wifsn g, i'd bub' auf mein SoteI
Elm Stodperf aufseiebt unb. -" =
30 Iinb Sic sIeidseitis aud nit ben
prsiisn in bic SDhe sssans.n =
pas2"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1908-02-06
Snr 2ebensreiie.
Bon Gilbert auertb.

Beun bid Die @enifeu audi berb6buen,
60 LAB bid bns beirren nid)tl
ginit iuirb grfole beiu Streben irDnen;
9rum tbue ibiDei9enp beine SiIi4t.
@ubr ME nm CUNT Der groben Taiie;
S9r 8eifnlI bat geringen Berig,
Sod gifts: Ser gSabrbeit cine @aIlel
Sann greif' 5i oeinem idarfen Sdipert.
Sritt mannbaft ein fir oeine GedJte
llnb bleibe Dir nm ielbit getreu
9etGmpf Die Selbitiudlt unO bas
Sdlehte
limb ieOe Sii9e obnc Sheu. = /
Rnbt 6I ard einIam itiu berbIutcu,
Seil Dir, iuenn bds bid tr5iteu fam:
@s 9nIt mein 9ienit benz @bIen, @uteu;
8er bafiir itirbt, Der lit Elm Mannl
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1908-02-06

= 9ie fparSame Saus.
frau. pantoffelbelb (sum Sreunb):
- rWie fpatiam meine Srau 1T! Den
sdnSen Monat ellen mir i9on taltes
glbenbbrot, bamit fe iid cine nsue
Boa fdufen tann!"
= 9 dluu. Stubioius (5u feis
mem ibn befudenbsn OnfeD: r9a
Iefe t9 eben. beB bier fall9s Stint
sigmart!deine airfuliren, Die 10 tGus
ibeno berseite[lt fino. baB man bic
JGli4nns MIR ertennt, penn man
our genauen priifung einen e4ten
baneben lest. M6dteit Ou mir uidt,
lieber Ontel, bdmtt i9 mid Dor @ers
luit ihiiben fann. einen e9ten gum
9ansbenlesen bier lufeng"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1908-02-06

Stimmt. t. 5reunb (uls ein
gstanntsr aus benz 61uFe serettet
ipurbs): .9as Wufer bat ben Bier
huber bod ni6t bsbalten." ,Sa,
bas beruht auf sessnieitiger 9lbnsis
suns."
: Riebettrddtis. pantof.
felritter: rWieine Srau bat mid Dor
zine f9ipere Wubl s.iteIIt!. :. @enn
i6 benz @erein Der gllfobolfreunbs
bsitrete, muB id ieben 2t6snO piintt>
lid nm 8 llbr Subaufe fein, ipenn id
iebp6 WitsIie6 bes SemperensIsrpsrs
.ins iperoe, bdrf id bis Ra6ts 1
llhr uusbleiben. ~
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1908-02-06

= @rtannt. So9ter: .Ql6,
papu, id fiibIe mid pirtlih mi:
neuseboren." Batter; $50, pis bsibt
er benn2"
Reflerion. StrdFIing (Oer
nit BEN aertermeiIter iebr un5ufries
ben iiD; so cine Se6anbluns. /. unb
penn Sic uns nift bdtten, tDnnten
Sic bod bic gan5s 8ube Suma6,n!"
= Stdrter 8epeis. Batter
gum grGutisam ieinsr Spdter): .Sie
beiratAsn meine So6ter bod ssipib
nur aus 2iebe9" = .Mber gepib!
Sbrttpegsn laife i4 ia fiinf anOere
8rdute iiBen!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1908-02-06

-Gin prattitus. nDie pers
balten Osnn sic iih 5u nDein. @eib
unb 9eians". Serr 9ubera" =
Sang einfa9; i'd seb' balt immer
gum Wein, fpenn mein Wei6 NIT
ibrem @sIans anfanst!"
= SelbfbepuBt. Muiitidis
Ter (beim 4bgans ppm &onIerpatos
RUM gu fsinsm MitI9iiIer): limb
nun, mein liebIter &olIese. leben Sic
re6t pobl! Dir pollen beibe fleiBis
arbeiten unb nader poripdrts itrebsni
unb ipenn elmer BON uns beiben etfpds
pirb, bann - protssiere ib Sie!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1908-02-06

= @efiblpOGI. Sunssr gbst
mann (auf Der Sodseitsreife): rSieB
nur. Gmmb, Der Serr bel uns i'm
&upee 1T blinb!" Sunee 5rau: nad.
pie rsisenb!"
= @tnpdnb. 8iirgermeiIt.r:
Die 8ebDrbsn bsrlansen, baB mir a
neue Spriben anf9affen!" Bauer:
nSa. tuO3u baben mir bann beriis
9ert9"
SroBelei. O6erf6rFsr (bsr
NAL pisber tart aufseIdnitten bat.
beiteIID: n3en5erl, elm 8eefiteat a Ia
Meper." @ait (ber ibm gebulbig 3u,
sebOrt bait: Limb mir einen aufs
idnitt a Ia Oberforiter."