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The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

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Dany Meup - ~ 0eootee eeslJeus yill
|Glve - eeSpoos = - plasp eoatpse
90 svesy olb ipl1sn oselved e. ei(Aes
|papss, .1ooO eeapene - eDaA - rsoew
~ vsskly - slhassile ~ dafly. ~.
|applIss fos asssasaossa = Wsu - seneylals
nd now suhsesipeions.
II tatessss = rssnlag hiGh nd many
- anxious - know about tie runnlng
Ths 6sse count uili faks psaos md the
aJat announcement b made On Mon
days iaDus of ths daily.
i y high time that other towns be-
sjdes DaytoaA owake o the impostance
q the oppertnnity. Slnes only ems
piano come q Deytoaa ! sompasativsly
man vote h an6l p16xs might cap
turs ooe q ~ 4lo0 instsumsnts.
"A nsw caa6IdAae 4 ~ race = the
First Bapsiss Passoa1cP, This = >
worthy institutioo and : handsome
piano would odd yssy masssially to the
services. Thsss b no denyine the faet
that inspiring mssis adds largely to the
interest Of the church sefvicss. s.sx -
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

The officers Of the club were thu host
esses Of the day and after the feast a
intellectual pabulum the physieal va
looked after, tea and wafels bsing served
The officers Of the club. hostess Tor III
occasion, were:
Mrs. DeCanti;lion 8tillman. Presiaent|
Mrs. Romaine Miller Downing, Let Vic
President; Mrs. Elizabeth Wilder Hus|
ton. 2nd Vice President; Mn. Maym(
Smailes Smith. Recording Secretary
Mrs. Agnes n. Seaman, Corresponding
Secretary; Mrs Dora Dayton. Financial
Secretary; Mrs. Ida A. Peck, Treasured
Miss Bessie E. Rowe, Auditor.
The social committee were:
Mesdames Louise MacLaren. C. B. d
Cling. Gertrude w. Esch, Susie II
Merrill, aud Harriet w. Blodgett.
During the summer the Palmetto Clut
rooms have been nicely decorated and
worked over. They were very fresh and
beautifully attractive. The member
ipa4e sessss 49,. - saasa1inGsaf hott
interest and profit.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

NOME O. 11dH PALMETTO clUB
ines of the sid meeting. The paper
WAS rep,ete With interesting TeFerences
to the problems discussed atstle Boston
gathering, and to hear her paper was
the next best thing to having attended
in person the meeting of the general
federation
A well prepared paper along the lines
Of Miss Potter's paper by Mrs. Weaver.
who is absent this winter, Was next
read. Its reading commanded wrapt
attention, and elected praise for its
merits. Miss Brown favored the club
with a second piano solo.
Mrs. Geo. F. Smith followed with a
paper giving notes on the State meeting
Of the Federation Of Woman's Clubs.
This. like the preceding papers, was a
clever production and elected favorable
encomiums.
Mrs. c. H. Raynor, ex-president of
club, spoke extemporaneously, paying
tribute to the high merit of the papers
read, declaring that one rarely has the
privilege Of lisseniNg to 90 many 1.apess
of such exceptional ability.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

Stock - hgoese Brotl,ers company
Does to fiigilest Bidder
o. january 4. l9o0.
ColPoll1lM HEAVILY MVOLVu.

In tonsorrnws Gaxette.News Sheriff
Turner win advertise for sale the entire
sock q goods Of the Moore Brothers
Company. . corporation which has been
ding business In Daytona for some
time. The stock consists Of dry goods,
and actions. The fixtures aud futni-
ture too win be advertised
The judgments against the corpora-
tioo amount TO about "a. 500 but the
total liabilities of the corportion are esti-
mated at 81, 900.
While the sheriff's sale is advertised
for Janaury 4, It u doubtful whether
the sale viii take place. as proceedings
viii probably be taken by the unsecured
creditoFs to throw the business into
bankruptcy.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05
DAY1ONA IS TO HAVE
MACHINE MANDATORY.
A. G. Leroy, of Rochester, N. ",
Is Seeking Location To Build
EnRines and Machinery.

Engines and Machinery.
With the purpose of establishing a
plant in the city for the construction Of
engines and machinery, A. C. Leroy of
Rochester. N. Y. is here, casting about
for q suitable location.
Mr.. Leroy came in Wednesday, having
been some time over on the west coast
where things move rather more leisurely
than they do over this way. Coming
from . live wide-awake city like
Rochester it is needless to say the pros
pective candidate for permanent citizen
ship is impressed with Daytona as live
town with bright future.
1t would seem that Mr.. Leroy should
find an inviting field for such operations
as he contemplates in this city. The
engines he proposes to build and the
special machinery he would turn out
are in great and increasing demand
The crude material could be brought
here far cheaper than the finished pro
duct and as labor is abundant and 80
many things couspere to render the pro-
ject feasible Mr. Leroy may well drive
. peg and begin operations.
Dayton welcomes all legitimate en-
terprises looking toward the development
Of the town and East Coast. The Leroy
enterprise comes clearly within the scope,
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

1nas wae - -
of boys from she - Dl. -
thsr de.oendod| rnon ~
....-,... !. 80. -. A....I-.
"uo 0'ooo
through IN great ahape; aveeaGn0 60
: hundred nilea NJ dav heul1w -
lone ..ore ~ .A..,.. ~ !, -, -
........--s -. ..-zs-,sS
- s
% cover tne oso.
They report - haSing ~ = Ao0~e
ful trip throagh ~ 6onm1uf -
Grass region q Ksetn6ky - aea9
the rugged and p1etnresQe C1mboln1
and Blue Ridcs nonneafnD q enoon
kentucky and Ts1aaasss, naAs nouo0
by the pleasant wea1Ase ensan1nnA
The trip was made = eaav aeaGoa .
the memboso 0f TIE paRty oeo CT -
pleasure and recreaeioa.
The roads were found h fairly -
condition. which made going oo0Qogae
lively easy until Tie sand q 0eosEla
and Florida was reached
The party Was composed q joAA. ".
Aull, R. G. Craighead. Wm- ]. Ann -
Chas. E. Hassafous. III q 0ayoan.
Their objective point Wa1 OavtooA an0
they did . most clever pteeo g o0uog.
tising on the 1000 mils stsseeh hsewesa
the Ohi0-Florida towns. A hpGD ean-
vass suspended from the eeaf q ~ ~
car held in box-ear letters TIL tapegip-
tion: From Dayton. O.. - Dlvoaaa.
Fla. They also had . BIG - 49,
they held aloft in passing through the
towns and cities.
Their itinerary brought them
through Cincinnati. Lexingt0o. l. slai0-
vile, Nashville. Chattanooga. Atlnntas
Macon, Savannah. Lake City. Jacksoo-
vile, St. Augustine to Daytona. They
made stop at Savannah and took In
the races.
The only mlshap which delayed ~
big machine was . broken shaft at Lake
Park. Ga it being necessary 70 wire
t, Dayton for new one. In the meaa-
time the members Of the party managed
to pass the time very pleasantly shoot
ing quail and angling for the fnny
tribe, the several days they were oe-
layed.
They found the road Tor the entire
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05
IN HONOR !.
Of DEAD
PRESIDENT.
A Memorial Address in Honor of
Grover Cleveland, Praising
His Sterling Character.
paul MORTON MAKES ADDRESS.


NEW YORK, Dec. "A memorial
address in honor Of the latecx President
Grover Cleveland today prcfaccd thu
annual meeting Of the Association Of
Life Insurance Presidents. Phoenix
like the organization has arisen from a
chaotic state, left 80 by the searching
insurance investigations. Paul Morton,
Of the Equitable Life Insurance Co., de-
livered the principal address.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

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The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05
After the STANDARD.

DALLAS. Tex. Dec 4.-Announct- :
ment Of full plans Of John w. Gates
Company. organised to fight the Stand
ard in Texas. is expected shortly a. q
RESULT Of a conierenre here between
President Cullinan and Vice President
Schlaet, Of New York. with local gas
and oil boomers. Mr. Schlaet today left
for New York so look after floating a
bond issue.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05
SERIOUS CONFEDERATION
At PORTLAND, MAINE.
City Was Threatcnd But The Fire
Is Now Under Control
Loss $3.50, 600,
rBy United Press.l

PORT LAND, Me-, Dec. 4.-The COM
bined fire departments Of this and three
other cities are today controlling the
flames which have swept away three
great piers and freight sheds Of the
Grand Trunk Ry., entailing a loss of
more than a quarter million dollars.
The fire for q time endangered the city.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05
Big WRECK
down IN
ARKANSAS,
The Engineer and Fireman Are
Both Supposed to Have
Been Killed.
NV United Press J

(By United Press.)
LITTLE ROCK, ARK. Dec. A.
A Rock Island passenger train was
wrecked twelves miles from here this
morning. The engineer and fireman are
reported to have been killed. Passen-
gers are thought to have escaped injury
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

Mr.. and Mrs. II. /. Baker. cf
Lakeside, Ohio, and Mrs + 5. Peck,
of Hemstead, Long Island, arrived
in the city Thursday, and are guests
of The Glenn, on North Beach
street.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05
ARE LAUNCHING into
A Larger TRUCKING
The Misses johnson Have q Big
Force of Men Preparing
Their Grounds.

Messrs j. Howard and Claude X.
johnson. former prOprietors Of the
Grand Atlantic and now located in the
Seelye cottage on Orange avenue. have
secured the InhafeG Brubacher place on
Second avenue and have force Of II en-
preparing the ground for vegetables, Of
which they will plant al ont four acres
including early and late lettuce. celery
and peppers. There are two good ale
tesian wells on the place aud the land is
being thrown into twenty-five foot beds
and put in fine condition.
Messrs. Johnson have as forman q.
w. Smith, practical trucker. assisted
by Jasper Brown, who has had years "f
experience here. and they will spare no
effort or expense to make their farm
both a financial success and u model 10
appearance.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

Our worthy city marshal, John
Myers, is in Pc session OF some very
fine card photos of himself, in uni
form, made by DR.. George Miller OF
West Magnolia avenue.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

1',iscuits bake right in l,ree
minute every day next week at our
store. Gruber- Morris Hardware &.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05
Mrs. Rice On Witness Stand.

(Hy United Press.D -
sOMAHA, NEB.. Dec. with ex-
pectations Of revealing the details Of her
relations with Dr.. Frederick Ruskin.
Mrs. Abbie G. Rice, the states star wit
ness in the murder trial a Chas Z. Da-
Wis. resumed the stand today.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05
Sl1lAiNk GROWING MORE
: SERIOUS At HAY1|
General Simon Holds The Key To
The Situation, But Does
Not Disclose Plans.


PORT AU PRINCE. HAYTJ, Die. 4 /.
Unless General Simon. the most sue
ccssful organizer Of the uprising in the
history Of Hayti. assumes the rcins Of
government affairs will be in q worse
turmoil than at present. Adherents Of
General IHsltinc now head the govern
mcnt and arc rallying to the support Of
their leaders. openly declaring that they
will fight to put their favOrites in the
palace Conditions are very sefiOus
Simon holds the key to the situation
but until he can have conference with
his followers he declines to make plans.
The advance guard of his revolutionary
army entered the city at daybreak.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Will Cameron Thursday night
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05
AUSTRIA NAY DECLARE
VAR WITH SfRVlA,
8 9
UucOnflrmed Messages From St.
Petersburg Conveys the
Information.

LONDON. Dec. 4.-Unconfrmed
messages today from St Petersburg say
that Austria has issued an ultimatum to
Servia, stating that unless the latter
country stops her aggressiveness on the
Austrian frontier q formal declaration
OF war will be made by Austria.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1908-12-05

E. Van Orsdall & Co.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
Notice of Mortgage Foreclosure Sale

Default haYing been made in the
payment of the sum OF nine hundred,
tfty-one 6l-100 dollars (S95l.6I) which
is claimed to be due at This date upon
a mortgage duly executed and deliver
ed by Martin Petek and Maria Petek,
his wife to John Merhar, bearing date
August 9th, 1906, and duly recorded
in The office of the Register of Deeds
in and for the County of ST. Louis and
State of Minnesota, on The 10th day
Of Aug dSt, 1906. at 3:l5 o'clock D. M,
and was duly recorded in book 1914, of
Mortgages on page 355, and no action
or proceedings at law or otherwise
having been instituted to recover
the debt, secured by said mortgage or
any part thereof. Now, therefore,
Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of the power of sale contained in said
mortgage and persuant to the statute
in such cases made and provided, the
said mortgage will be foreclosed and
the premises described in and convey
ed by said mortgage, viz; Lots ten
(l0) and eleven an, Block three (3),
WhiteSides Addition to Ely, ST..
Louis County, Minnesota. according
TO the plat thereof on record in the
Office OF the Register of Deeds Of said
County, with the here ditriments
and appurtances will be sold to the
highest cash bidder at public auction,
to pay said debt and interest and
fifty dollars attorneys fees stipulated
for in and by said mortgage in case of
foreclosure and disbursement allowed
by law. (and taxes if any which sale
will be made by the Sheriff of st.
Louis County, Minnesota, at the front
door of the Court House of said Coun-
ty, in Duluth, Minnesota, on the 18Th
day of August, 1908. at ten O'Clock a.
M, of said day, subject to redemp-
tion as provided by law.
Dated, July Sd, 1908.
JOHN MERHAR,
a. }. THOMAS, Mortgage.
Attorney for Mortgage.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
Died Wednesday

Mrs. Sophia Vouti, wife of VIM.
Vouti died at the Shipman Hos
pital Wednesday evening at seven
O'Clock after a short illness.
Mr.. and Mrs. Vouti came to this
country from FINLAND in 1897 and
made their homein Calumet, Mich.
for a few years, coming to this city
7 years ago.
She leaves a husband and a
daughter to mourn the loss of a
fond wife and mother.
The funeral will occur Sunday
from the Finnish Lutheran church.
LATER-Just as we were going
to press we learn that Mr.. Vouti
received word of the death of his
aged father in the old country
which occurred June 10.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
SCOTTISH SAVINGS BANKS.

There are now 274 penny savings
banks in operation in Glasgow and
the west of Scotland which acknowl.
edge the Glasgow Savings bank as
the parent institution. The value
of these minor banks is very great
not only in intoxicating the virtue
Of thrift in childhood but in their
actual result. There were 1880, 1856
transactions, but at the end of the
financial year the depositors had
931, 754 to their credit in the Glas-
gov Savings bank. The amount de-
posted during the year was Sol, 453.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
HIS CHOICE,

He used to dance with Annabel, who
waltZed with witching grace;
He called upon Elizabeth. who had q
pretty face:
And Aurelia he much admired-she'd
written once a book
But oh, he married Mary Ann, for she
knew how to cook!
He brought bouquets to Beatrice and
bonbonS to Babette,
The songs once sung by Sylvia he thought
he ne'er forget;
He oft made love to Lillian in cozy-corher
nook
But, oh, he married Mary Ann, for she
knew how to cook!
The maids who dance and sing and play,
and dress in stylish clothes,
Who smile and flirt, and oft coQuette,
all have their share of beaux;
But when in earnest for a bride the
swain begins to look,
IT'S Mary Ann who wins the game, for
she knows how to cook!
-Woman's Home Companion.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
Mr.. GRUNDYs

Do you know Mr.. Grundy? He Is
that meager gentleman, yonder, with
the wisp of whisker, and the luster-
less eye.
He is very meager, indeed, but not
so meager as he would be IL business
custom did not permit him to lunch
away from home.
He is not dissipated. The habit Of
responsibility kept him from thinking
of that refuge until the manhood had
all been crushed out of him, and he
had nothing left to be dissipated
with.
He seldom speaks, and when hs
does, nobody pays any attention to
him.
He has no children, but there will
always be Grundys in the world, not
withstanding. Mrs. Grundy has to be
married in order to be in position to
repeat, without improperly, every.
thing she hears.-Puck.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
HE KNEW HE WAS A YANKEE.

Once upon time Supreme Judge
Harlan was travelling in Virginia.
He stopped at a newly constructed
country hotel. The walls of his room
had been freshly calcimined. They
shone white as the lamp was lit. But
near the head Of the bed was stain.
Some one had thrown a quid of to-
bacco on it and it had stuck.
eff [ had that Yankee here who
stained that wall [ would wiring his
neck" said the judge, in apparent
anger.
"Why, how do you know Yankee
did the trick" asked friend.
GLOW do I know it was a Yam
keep exclaimed the Kentuckian.
"Why, can't you see it is fine cut %
No one in the south chews that
kind.-Washington Star.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
OIL PAINTINGS

Artists sometimes use raw pota-
to for cleaning oil paintings. Cut
off the end of the potato and rub the
painting very gently with the cut
end. AS fast as the potato becomes
soiled cut off a thin slice and con-
tinue to use it until the whole sur
face is cleaned.
Another method is to rub the
soiled surface with the finger wet in
warm water. If the dirt is very hard
and old, use oil instead of water.
Let it rest for a few hours, so that
the dirt may be softened, then wash
off with a sponge and tepid suds.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
DAY OF "OLD MAID" is GONE
Now Bachelor Woman May Order and
Enjoy Her Life as She
Pleases.

Afternoon tea is an institution in
England, and there is where the
woman with a small establishment
shines. She has regular days at
home and announces them, and after
the announcement nothing is al
lowed to interfere with them. They
are assets which no popular woman
can afford to overlook. [ know a
handful of women who live similar
life in this country, and always in
large cities. The smaller ones do
not take bachelor women seriously,
it would seem, for their comfort is
not considered one bit. They used
to be dubbed cold maids" and were
expected to subside into burden
bearers for prosperous relatives. All
hope of any but a miserable drab
existence was given up at 80 unless
the spinster happened to be a person
of means, in which case she was an
object of solicitude to horde of
expectant relatives. Nowadays a
woman can live about as she pleases,
and if her life is dreary and color
less it is her own fault.-Chicago
American.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
IMPOSSIBLE.

Washington Star.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
LOCAL HAPPENINGS,

Alderman J. A. Graves spent
Monday in Duluth.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03

by the committee, will be contestec
for by the Ely Fire Department and
the Wolvin teams. The Wolvin
team is from Duluth and comes
here with very good record. The
game promises to be a good one
and everybody should turu out.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
AN AWFUL CASE.

As Mr.. Tippet came in and started
to remove his overcoat, his wife came
UP eagerly. There was a look of
anxiety in her eyes as she kissed him.
did you think, DEAR" she asked,
timidly, 'to get that ribbon?"
What ribbon?"
"Why, don't you know, gave you a
sample to match this morning."
so you did. By Jove, it slipped
my mind"
"And did you stop in at the mil
liners to ask about my hat?"
Dear me, lit quite escaped
me-"
did you send the telegram to
mother?"
Great heavens, no! You see,
was so busy I"
"And see the landlord about the
leak in the roof"
"No. L"
His wife looked at him hopelessly.
did you," she asked, sadly, "do
anything / asked you to do this morn
ing? If you didn't, you are certainly
the most forgetful man that can con.
ceive Of"
Her husband met her smile with
one of the deepest humiliation, as he
drew from his overcoat pocket small
rectangular package.
II am, my DEAR" he exclaimed-'T
am, indeed! 1 admit it. I'm getting
more forgetful every day Why, do
you know" he flourished the
package in front of her tear-stained
eyes-"Pm getting so forgetful that l
came within an ace of not getting
these cigars? And l didn't have one
left in the house!"-Life.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
HAS HOPE IN EUGENICS.

Francis Gallon, the eminent Brit
ish scientist, has just begun his
eighty-seventh year, in the serene
hope that the human race, even
though he will not live to see it, is
destined to improve prodigiously
through the new science of eugenies,
in which he was pioneer.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
The Eclipse

Owing to the very unfavorable
weather, the eclipse of the sun was
not noticeable here. 1t was all an
nular eclipse of the sun and should
have been visible in this section as
a partial eclipse.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
Ready RECKONING.

Mr. Isaacs-Vat you learn at school
to-day, Ell?
Small Son-I learned how to COM
butte interest at seven per zent.
Mr.. Isaacs-Dot is goot Now all you
half to do is add one nought an den
you half de interest at 70 per cent
N. Y. Weekly.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
Home Duties.

Mrs. Gabb Crushing in)-Oh, Mrs.
Gadd, why did you leave Silk & Co. S
bargain store so early? They've just
opened a beautiful bankrupt stock of
ribbons. Come right back, quick.
Mrs. Gadd with a powerful effort at
self-controD-I cannot: Indeed, can
not; must help my husband to get
dinner-N. Y. Weekly.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
The Apology.
CCPTICAL CONFUSION.

Once a Coptic
Filled his optic
With wind-blown bunch OF dust.
Then the Coptic
Rubbed his optic
And incontinently Gust.
-
An optician
This Coptician
Sought as quickly as he could.
Soon this Coptic
with his optic
Free Of dust was feeling good.
But the optic
OF the Coptic
Was a freaky thing from then,
And the Coptic
IS little optic
' sow -
For the optic
Of that Coptic
Has seen double ever since,
So that Coptic
With that optic
Is a hard one to convince.
Thus an optical illusion
Led to Coptical confusion.
Chicago Daily News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
M. e. Church Notes

Prayer service every Wednesday
evening.
Sabbath school every Sunday
morning at 1870 A. M.
Subjects for next Sunday, morn
ing, The mystery of Human
Freedom. - Evening, A patriotic
service, Subject, For An Ideal"
c. H. BLAKE, Pastor.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-03
A Society Mystery.

Mrs. De Fashion-so Clara Pretty
has married Mr.. Noble. Why, he's poor
as a church mouse.
Mrs. De Style-No prospects,
either.
Mrs. Hihgup-No; and no family.
Mrs. Wayup-What on earth could
she have married him for?
Mrs. Tiptop-It's the greatest myS
terry.
Mrs. Topnotch-Yes, everybody In
society is puzzled over it, but it seems
impossible to solve the problem.
Mr.. Noble lin parlor car Of fast Ell.
press train) My darling, why did you
marry me?
The Bride-Because / love you.-N.
T. Weekly. -
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