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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-04-17
IS THE HONE YMOOW 4 FAH URE?

That was. perhaps, Il sensible bride
groom after all, who. when the mar
iinge was over. presented his bride
with he key of the house. and. part
ing from her on the porch With 'Jen-
ME. my girl. I'll be home to dinner
Went back to his work.
He was. at any rate, wiser than the
other bridegroom. who, feeling the
wedding trip 10 be a correct and or
thedox Institution, but not being able
to afford travelling expenses for two,
Went doloronsly and sorrowfully alone
to Paris While his bride remained at
home.
But. seriously. a wedding trip means
to II good many people somewhat of a
trial. 1t is a holiday that car ill be
spared by many a busy man; it costs
very often a great deal more han the
young couple can or should afford,
and, to conclude With, it is often any
thing but an unmiXed joy.
Because it is supposed to be fashion
able to go somewhere out Of ones
usual surroundings for the honeymoon,
hundreds of luckless young people who
don't care for travelling and who are
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-04-17
kneadedL Eudae

Kneaded Fudge.
Two cups OF granulatei1 sugar one
cup OF milk " cream. two tablespoons
Of grated chocolate, butter the size of
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-04-17
The Merry Heart.

The cynics say that every rose
Is guarded by Il thorn thai grows
To spoil cur posies:
But J.. therefore, no pleasure lack
! keep my hands behind my back
When smelling roses.
'Tis proved that sodom's apple tarts
Have ashes as component parts
Fol those who steal EN-.
My soul no disillusion seeks
! love the apples rosy cheeks
And never peel en-.
Though %outwardly a gloomy shroud,
The inner half of every cloud
is bright and shining.
l, therefore, turn my clouds about
And always wear them inside out
To show the lining.
Our Idols feet are made of CLAW
The stony-hearted critics say
With scornful mockings:
My images are deiiied
Because | keep them well supplied
With shoes and stockings.
My modus operandi thus:
To axe no note of what's amiss-
And-not a bad one.
Because. as Shakespeare used to say
a merry heart goes twice the way
That tires Il sad one.
Ellen Thornly Croft Fowler.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-04-17
Since Mary Joined tho Sob. sou,d.

Since Mary Joined the Sob-souad.
She ulster write up pieces for the Home
Palladium"
And there warn't none could match her
In a-makin' big words come:
Her sunsets were all gorgeous. and her
sunrises all grand,
And, In fact. for scrumptious writin' she
was there to beat the band.
But her field was circumspected. so she
allus ulster talk.
And she Jumped n grabbed an orer for
a paper in Moo Yawk."
And she's dom murder cases. and q dom.
EN- up
She's the leader of a s~ob-sauad in Pom
knickerbocker's town.
She Jest piles the woes on heavy. till
'twould make an image weep,
FER when 1t comes to pathos she makes
all the rest look cheap:
And me and Nav are cryin' every night
we read her stuff,
Since Mary Joined the sob-solad and deal
out heartacne guf1,
She kin paint a shady female like an
angel all In white,
And she'd wrench out Nero's heartstrines
with the dope tina she KIN write;
And that pattertn' sound is tear-drops.
falhn' at the public's feet,
Since Mary Joined the sob-.luad on q VAL
Ter journal sheet.
Denver Republican.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-04-17
Today and Tomorrow.
Give me thy teara

And they shall wash away
The scars and bitterness
OF yesterday.
Give me the rose
That in thy bosom lay.
And 1t shall be
Mine orifiamme today.
Give me thine eyes.
That ] may look and sec
Thy Utmost heart
In all its purity.
Give me thy kiss.
And then our lives shall bA
One for tomorrow
And eternity.
Pail Mall Gazette
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-04-17

IN egg. a 10 cent box of marshmal!ows.
Put these i'm when the fudge is boiling.
Test the fudge in a cup OF cold water
and when il forms a ball. take off fire
and beat hard until it is thick cnough
to take into your butteled hands and
knead. After kncading put in a but
tered dish and cut i'm SQUARES.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-04-17

In the British museum there is a
huge rope Of hair. weighing nearly two
n 1t was originally made for n
OF the emperors OF Japan.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-04-17
A FEW DELICIOUS
CANDY SUGGESTIONS.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Sea Foam.

Sea Foam.
Use ~ cups of best brown sugar.
put enough water on to melt sugar. boil!
until it can be made in soft ball; beat
white of an egg stiff. pour the sirup
in snlal stream. beating hard at the
time. Beat until almost cool. then drop
in little cakes on buttered plate.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1908-04-17
Popcorn Balls.

POP corn and select carefully all the
best part; make sirup with one pound
OF light brown sugar. one-half cup OF
water. one-half cup OF vinegar. Let
Doll until 1t strings. pour over corn,
stir we'll. let COO a little, dip hands in
cold water. and make balls quickly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
The Last Move.

Bobby Is the son Of Methodist min
lister and has had the experience of
moving" four times in the space Of
his eight years life. He dlsapproyes
strongly of the itlnerant system which
Is the bane of the Methodist clergy.
Some time ago an elderly minister
was visiting Bobby's father and di-
rected his attention TO the small boy,
asking him many questions of a semi
theological nature Finally the course
of the conversation turned TO heaven,
and Bobby was asked concerning the
abode OF the blest. YES" said the
youngster, with sigh Of deep weari-
ness, Il know. It's the last place were
going to move to."-Argonaut.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
HARsCR BUOYS.
Their Different CoIors Serve as Guides
10 the Mariner.

Their Different Colors Serve as Guides
10 the Mariner.
If you examine the buOys on enter
Ing any harbOr in the world. you will
find that those on your right are paint
ed red and those on your left black.
If you should see one painted In red
and black horizontal bands. the ship
should run as close 10 1t as possible,
because that indicates the center of Il
narrow channel. Buoys with red and
black vertical stripes always mark the
end of spits and the outer and inner
ends Of extensive reefs " here there L.
n channel on each side When red and
black checkers are painted on II buoy
IL marks either rock in the open sea
or an obstruction in the harbor OF
small extent, with channel all round
If there are two such distractions AMI
a channel between them. the buoy on
the right Of you will have red and
white checkers and the one on your
left will have black and white check.
ers. When wreck obstructs the chan.
mel. green buoy will be placed OH
the sea side OF the wreck with the
"Wreck" plainly painted on it i'm white
letters. provided there Is IA clear chan.
mel all around it; otherwise an even
number will be painted in white above
the word Wreck when the buoy is
on the right side Of the channel and
an odd number If the buoy is on the
left.-Pearson's Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
A REALISTIC PICTURE.
II Proved Too Absorbing For Old Uncle
Juniper.

juniper.
The Mississippi courtroom was pack
ed with negroes, and 1t was fairly
evident, says q contributor to the Tay
lor-Trotwood Magazine, that some
thing Of unusual interest was about
to transpire. Within the bar on the
prisoners seat an old negro leaned
eagerly forward as his attorney ar
gued his plea OF not guilty before the
jury.
who, gentlemen Of the jury, has
sworn that he saw this man commit
this theftf" demanded the attorney
1--WE have broken every link In the
weak chain Of ciroumstantial evidence
with which the state has tried to en-
tangle him. Why, his neighbor, Tom
Jones, swore that he sold him the
meat that was found In the defend
ants house and that he shot the hog
because II was wild.
at IL true that Colonel Smith swore
that one Of his hogs disappeared about
Dec. % and that about fifty yards
and then followed trail of blood from
that spot to this defendants cabin. But
what Of that?
This defendant told you-and his
wife and brother swore the same-that
that was the blood of a coon which he
had shot and carried home the day be-
fore Smith lost his hog. Give him JUS
Al a 4.
white man. He cannot help being
black. The leopard cannot change his
spots nor the Ethiopian his skin For
twenty years he has been a leader In
the church. Let him remain free to
enjoy the bread Of life with others of
the faithful"
AS the lawyer sat down the women,
who had been weaving" back and
forth for some minutes, commenced to
shout:
"Bress de Lawdw
"Dar, noww
1--WE knows yo's innocent, Br'er Juni-
perw
The sheriff had TO threaten to clear
the courtroom before order was restor-
ed. When at last there was silence the
district attorney rose.
Gentlemen Of the jury" he began
In closing the case for the state, 81 de-
sire only to bring picture to your
minds"
Here the prisoner adjusted his big
brass rimmed spectacles as If to see
the picture, and his manner showed
that he was determined TO let no detail
escape him.
"The 23d of last DeSsmber," contin-
ued the district attorney, found Junl-
per Bradley without meat His son
was coming to spend Christmas with
him. But Juniper did not worry, for
only half mile away I'm Marse Smiths
woods were some fat hogs.
"An hour before sunset Juniper was
kneeling behind large stump In these
woods, with his rifle pointing toward
hog that at some distance away was
roofing among the leaves"
The district attorney paused Taking
a cane to represent rifle, he knelt be-
hind a chair. After some minutes OF
moving to right and left, now raising,
now lowering his rifle, he took careful
aim and then fired, initiating the noise
of n report very successfully.
At the sound Juniper, who had been
smiling, apparently obllvious to every
thing save the district attorneys move
ments, exclaimed:
"Yas, sub. dats des de way done
hit, bossl"
The laugh that followed brought Ju-
niper TO n realization Of what he had
done. and he shuflled round In the
prisoners seat muttering, "Nigger got
no show nohoww
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
Out Of the Ordinary.

"Say," queried the high browed man
as he entered the drug emporium,
"have you Bigheads balm for bald
nessT
NO" replied the druggist, but
"Oh, yes" interrupted the prospec-
tive customer, "of course you have
something just as good, but want
what want. See!
"You are mistaken, my friend" said
the pill dispenser. II haven't anything
Just as good, but | have something
that is far bettor."-Chicago News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
Soothinu the Author.

Actor-ln. the first act last night.
when Rodcrigo is 20 shoot me, his gun
didn't go of. This sort OF thing spoils
my play. Manager-It doesn't make
any difference whether he shoots you
or not. The audience appreciate the
situation. They know YOU are not
worth the powder II would take to
shoot you and find II very appropriate
that the gun misses flre.-Liverpool
Mercury.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
Then He Subsided.

81 never saw such a woman In al
my life" said Bass. You are neveI
satisfied with anything"
"People who know the man | tool
for husband" replied Mrs b.. "think
on the contrary, that | am easily sat
is6ed. ."-Liverpool Mercury.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
unkind Deduction,

Mrs. Benham-I'm going 30 give n
big party on my birthday. Benham-
Who will be invitedp Mrs. Benham
Just my friends. Benham-I thought
you said that you were going TO give
bic party.-Ncw York Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

1t is now stated that automobiles
can ruin a macadam road in about
two years and half. Considering the
cost of such roads, gasolene cars
may be considered about as expen-
sive to the state, as to their owners.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

All grades of Bowker's fertilizers and
Animal meal for poultry; also the famous
Stockbridge potato, corn and top dressing
as we'll as the International Stock Food
and their famous International remedies
can be found at n l.. Vaughn's agent, Viii
lage farm, Greenvllle.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
Farming Tools.

Go to McGlinchey's o. to 10 Plainfeld
street, Olneyville for your farming tool,
Plows, harrows, poultry netting, Good
goods and low prices also hardware paints
and oils.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Three OF the Providence school
r. chers resigned last Friday evening
order to become brides. And
now some other teachers are won
dering if it is catching Westerly
Sun. 1t may be catching, but an
epidemic is not likely to occur.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

1t is now stated that mala! ID
caused the down fall of Rome. II
cannot be disputed that Rome was
"great shakes" in its day.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Don't cough your head OF when you
can get a guaranteed Remedy In Bees
Laxative Cough Syrup. IL IL especial
pleasant TO take, is a gentle laxative.
thus expelling the phlegm from the
system. For coughs, colds, Group,
Whooping-coueh, hoarseness and all
pY. the Apothecary. 1916 Westminster
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

The banking act has passed the
General Assembly and thus becomes
law. 1t IS hoped the people are
now amply protected.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

The Sultan of Turkey very wisely
"came off his perch in the recent
little misunderstanding between Italy
and Turkey. The Sultan is the
king buffer Of Europe, and that is
saying quite good deal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

There seems to be truce in the
Standard oil war. Chancellor Day
has not raised his voice in defence OF
the monopoly in two weeks.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Why not let women wear the
"Merry Widow, or any other kind
Of hat to church without fear OF
molestation, for if 1t were not for the
women going to the church, some
congregations would be extremely
easy to count.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

The Rhode Island General AS
sembly has been working Oh its own
time this week and doing excellent
work at that.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

The price Of eggs vary about as
much in the run of year as any
commodity in general use. Eggs
are SO fragile, that no wonder the
price breaks.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

1t is generally supposed that the
re-opening of the Union Trust Com
pany will resemble the arrival of q
golden argosy.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
Two MaNs.

Jack-ln the oriental world a girl
never sees her intended husband until
she Is married. Floss-How odd! In
this part OF the world she seldom sees
him afterward.-NewY York Globe.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

If Secretary Taft runs for the pre-
sidency and wins it without losing
flesh, he will be the heaviest man
ever holding the position.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

1t is predicted that this will be as
big year agriculturally in this coun
try, as it is likely to be poor year
in commercial way. Electing a
president does not, for wonder, af-
feet the crops.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

The base ball umpire is on deck
and he is just us unpopular as eve
with the losing side.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

The Providence base ball team
has begun the season III "the same
old way, and is now very near the
bottom of the list, but it is still very
early in the game.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
Administration Notice.

Johnston, X. l., April IL, 1908.
The undersigned hereby gives notice that
he has been appointed by the Probate Court
of the town of Johnston, Administrators OF
the estate of William II. Tillinghast, late OF
said Johnston, deceased, and has given bond
according to law.
All persons having claims against said
estate are hereby notified to file the same In
the Office OF the clerk of said court within
six months from the date OF the first adver-
usemCnt thereof
FRANK W. TILLINGHAST,
Apr. l7-3t
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

War ships are not proof agains
ocean liners, when the latter have tn,
advantage of full steam.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

A half loaf is better than none
and two battle ships a year is better
than nothing.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

The TAFT boom is apparently a
very slick peice Of political machin-
cry.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Philosophy when superhcially stud
led excites doubt: when thoroughly cx-
plored. Il dispels it.-Bacon.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Rings Little Liver Pills for bilious
ness and sick headache. They clean the
system and clear the skin. Price 25c,
Try them.-GRADY. the Apothecary,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Bryan endorsements from some
states are of the gold brick variety.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

The circus will soon be here witt
its street parade and crimson lemon
ade.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Governor Guild of Massachusetts
is able to sit up and take notice.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

England is just emerging from
snow drifts. 1t would seem that the
Gulf Stream was away on a vaca-
ton.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
LEGAL NOTICES
TOWN OF JOHNSTON
ROTATE COURT OF the Town of JOHNSTON
May |, 1908.
Estate of Elijah w. Thornton.

Zilpha T.. Thornton, administrators OF the
estate of Elijah W. Thornton. late of said
Johnston, deceased, presents her final ac-
for allowance, and the same IL received
ana referred To the 26th day OF May A. ID.
1908. at 2 o'clock p. M, at the Probate Court
Room, In said Johnston for consideration
ana IL Ia ordered that notice thereof be pub
lished for fourteen days, once week, In
the Olneyville Times.
myl.3t ). X. LUTHER, Clerk.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
PROBATE COURT or THE TOWN
OF JOHNSTON.
April IL, 1908.
Istafo of Susan p. Brown.

An instrument i'm writing purportng to be
the last will and testament Of Susan L.
Brown, late of said Johnston, deceased,
late of said Johnston, deceased Is pre-.
sented for probate, ana the same is
received and referred TO the 18th day of
May, A. II. 1905, Mt o'clock y. m. nj
the probate Court room I'm said Johnston for
consideration and Il Is ordered that notice
thereof be published for fourteen days, once
IA week, i'm the Olneyville Times.
s. X. LUTHER,
Clerk.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Entered at the olneyvilie Post once Is
Second Glass Matter
FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1908.
Three of the Providence school
r. chers resigned last Friday evening
order to become brides. And
now some other teachers are won
dering if it is catching Westerly
Sun. 1t may be catching, but an
epidemic is not likely to occur.
Why not let women wear the
"Merry Widow, or any other kind
OF hat to church without fear or
molestation, for il 1t were not for the
women going to the church, some
congregations would be extremely
easy to count.
1t is now stated that automobiles
can ruin a macadam road in about
two years and half. Considering the
cost of such roads, gasolene cars
may be considered about as expen-
sive to the state, as to their owners.
The Sultan of Turkey very wisely
"came off his perch in the recent
little misunderstanding between Italy
and Turkey. The Sultan is the
king buffer Of Europe, and that is
saying quite good deal.
1t is predicted that this will be as
big year agriculturally in this coun
try, as it is likely to be poor year
i'm a commercial way. Electing a
president does not, for wonder, af-
feet the crops.
The Providence base ball team
has begun the season IN "the same
old way, and is now very near the
bottom of the list, but it is still very
early in the game.
The price Of eggs vary about as
much in the run Of year as any
commodity in general use. Eggs
are so fragile, that no wonder the
price breaks.
The banking act has passed the
General Assembly and thus becomes
law. 1t IS hoped the people are
now amply protected.
1t is now stated that mala ia
caused the down fall of Rome. 1t
cannot be disputed that Rome was
"great shakes" in its day.
There seems to be a truce III the
Standard oil war. Chancellor Day
has not raised his voice in defence OF
the monopoly in two weeks.
If Secretary Taft runs for the pre-
sidency and wins it without losing
flesh, he will be the heaviest man
ever holding the position.
"
The Rhode Island General AS
sembly has been working Oh its own
time this week and doing excellent
work at that.
1t is generally supposed that the
re-opening of the Union Trust Com
pany will resemble the arrival of a
golden argosy.
England is just emerging from
snow drifts. 1t would seem that the
Gulf Stream was away on a vaca-
ton.
The base ball umpire is on deck,
and he is just us unpopular as ever
with the losing side.
--
War ships are not proof against
ocean liners, when the latter have the
advantage of full steam.
A half a loaf is better than none,
and two battle ships year is better
than nothing.
The circus will soon be here with
its street parade and crimson lemon
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-21

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