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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12

IHseet. guide themselves in fight a.
mos. entirety and or the ground parity
By means os their sacesed eyes The
anssnnze aa: the tuccai eensoFy Of
Gars cannc. s:eip il aeria! steering
Insects :xre,!Te the motion o. OF
jects parsis--laslt Welt 2. the dis
rlaceE.e4-s - visual images reiafiyel.
10 The cosn!r~nd eye They therefore
see better e ben on the wing than a.
rest. for dining fight the image ~ IL.
rsobIie ol,i- - il displaced relatively
TO the eye
Inssc's II s;ngri<h the contours and
forms o. .. ssfs only more or less In
distinctly
Insects appreciate The direction asn
distance Of o:,iiects very clearly during
flight by TIE aid Of their con!oun.i
eyes They can also appreciate. even
when at rest. the distance OF immobi.e
obtects
Certain insects (bees. bumbiebees,
distinguish color clearly and recognize
coloss better than forms. Amons
others fwasis, the perception Of color
appears. on the contrary. to Re ver9
rudimentary.- Senses OF Insects..
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
A Famous Arehiteets 7rjs.

When Sir Christopher T-sa vas
building the town hall Of v:-iso., .
odsety member Of the corporation, 90
the story goes, insisted tha. tie root
required further support ard desired
the architect to add more pillars. IN
vain did Sir Christopher assure aim
that the danger was imaginary. Hs
knew better. The alarm spread, and
the great architect was worried Into
adding the desired columns.
Yean passed, and IN later tines,
when architect and patrons were dead,
cleaning operations IN tie roo. re.
vealed the fact that the supposed adj.
tional supports did not touch the root
By two inches, though this was no. PER
ceptible to the gazers below.
By this ingenious expedient did Wren
pacify his critics, while vindieac .ss bis
own architectural skill to future gener
atoms.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Famous Flsaa.-..

Among English scho1. vhc.
names have come dosa . p,...r.,
With the dubious reps..-3a ). NV,
aogsers Dr. Busby Q. w=s.u, ~.
school Is the genera,,y sc9-,ss,.s
chief. 'ssa
OF him it IS recorded ,hs. o.s O. ri.
lad boys having .zz-..a. yoro,
French viscouns VITO car % n.
school to demand sa..s.sc. ss A..
ed the viscouat frs. ~ II s,os.
thirsty intentions and as1. Is .-,eaa
who vas the bearer OF bis ehs..aoee
Dr.. vaipy. TOO, who edited 81 edinm
Of the classics, was po.e.: w.e.de. n
the rod Archdeacon G,ooa. vao N,
. pupil Of his, tells s,o.y i ....asta.
don Of his proves. oae .. .a boy,
had been aogged By tie -s-l abe
dominic. and the ads fake. age "a
complain.
"sir." said valpy to tn. sossed
your son because he rich! deserved /.
Il be again deserves It, saa., DO.
him again, and" rising. Il ~ CON.
here. Sir. interfering WIKI - a.s !
shall dog you"
The parent eed-
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12

The Record proprietor got a prclimi-
nary dose recently ~ the medicine pro-
yidcd fof him by tic courthouse ring
because he made public the mat,ef il.
Which county bushes. has been trans
ae'rd W thc county board ard their
guide. philosopher and friend" the
el'f'.'Y 'frassrcr A few years ago the
@nte' Invested more than a hundred
f.',i'nfs If. material with which 10 print
NJ h'.s'fa!ipf, ballots. and fos couple
z 1e,sff h~ did them, 10 the expressed
= 's@'ss'iDf, u sbr county auditor A.
~ primary erection Mr. Advocate wa.
SiYef' 'tr ballo,. 70 print, which wa. ALI
h2i't hzsii q, ,hs recent election, thr
inning u ths biy Australian b.Il., ~.
'@'l ''ea Y, 'ts advocate a. d reward Of
'''''''' ~i't,h ne. also all r,xh,. 10, had
'''' ''''' @hrr' iailei 70 yi9c IL. reader.
"ofd 81 Information ,rya,d;,,. a..
'''''''. 2fafs. the county ,fra..
u's' peculiar financial method. ~, !,
Even u dividing Me wo,k hr,uc -,
'"o o'iiecs and tiic co,.ca,,c,, ,cc.
s''Y on having duplicate ma,r,;.l ,.,;,,,
which 10 do 'he work material % i,
usea only m election years y.
, JOB one Of little prof, TO ci,hc, o,t;c.
still the law would have been com,,,;..
/ with by having the work done IN a.
county. But when the time came q
e printing the ballots the Advocate off;c
: was busy getting out Iicrolz circular.
printing donkey pictures prepared bv N
!, Hazclton youth with the sneczc Yam,
' and SO forth. and il couldn't find time !
h do the work. So twas sent on, Of ~
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
The Artistic Poison.

Passing by other drugs. each Of
which has its own way Of making peo-
pie crazy, We come to what may b
truly termed the artistic poison. This
Is. says DR.. William II. Thomson in
Eu.rybody's Magazine, the mescal but.
to1, which grows on low cactus In
the valley Of the Rio Grande and for
tunately is scarce and hard to get
Chewing this button causes the most
gorgeously colored scenes to appear BE-
fore the entranced vision, far surpasg-
ing. according to descriptions, the most
magnificent sunsets. 1t would seem to
be the drug for landscape painters.
but unfortunately, whatever other
things drugs do. they never increase
efficiency. I. was first discovered
among the Kiowa tribe Of Indians.
who used 1t in their religious rites till
missionaries induced the government
to remove the Indians from where they
could get It.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12

In is not strange that one canno,.
find In any OF the leading republican
newspapers Of the country a dlsposi
tion to Grow over the defeat Of Mr..
Bryan for the presidency. In not a
single instance has any newspaper
that the writer has seen used language
that would tend to hurt the feelings
Of the defeated democratic candidate.
This unusual condition is easily &C.
counted for. During and after the
campaigns In 1896 and In 1900 the bit
terest Of language was used against
the great Nebraskan. A majority Of
the American people had then little
faith In Mr.. Bryan's honesty of pur.
pose. He was In large degree con.
sidered to be demagogue, selling
upon this and that ''ism' with view
solely OF making himself popular with
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
I'm rsllina YOU.

Pat Murphy, who was Ii .:.siass,
was greatly annoyed By the laadisdy
helping herself to his provisions. she
began by taking piece OF BIS butter.
and when psf came home she said:
Pat, I'm taking little Of yet. but
ter, but I'm not like other landladiss-
I'm telling you"
Next day it was an egg, and 50 on.
Every day there was something taken
and put OF with the remark. I'm not
IKE other landladies-I'm telling you
OF course there was never say re
duction In Pats bill. One Saturday bis
bill came to a larger amount than
usual. Pat looked at 1t, bundled up
few things in his handkerchief, walked
20 the door and said:
"Landlady, I'm sloping. I'm not IKE
other lodgers-l'm telling you. Lon
don Answers
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
No heip Wanted.

Scene. courtroom. A BIG. burly
artisan Is brought in b. ths baili&
aud placed in the dock. He q q reg
ular Hercules in point Of stature ana
Il brought up on q charge Of assault
It is evidently his nrst appearance 10
court
When be enters the magistsats u
busy with his papers, but presently
looks up hurriedly and. turning to the
prisoner. exclaims:
"Have you engaged any one to de.
fend your
What's that:'' asks the prisoner;
then, collecting himself, he adds: II
don't want anybody. Come on, any
half dozen Of you" London Answers.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12

Hos gsss%rissa re 2,i.5cgs 2,oss--
esies. Apy o'ss fsatins ~ Scoognts
10 lie fsssxpa1sz drfsny .bs GAZE
pzagn, d. liz great zns snsi3zsl ass sc
csysos ifsss Msi liz twg .sassaz
5sssaossa.Sss c1ocs1atss id al pz'c o:
;xss ce1n..ys lad ;s1sg0 n s<lssvs
TIA: Log c5a.es. rcus5 ~ csoss.
Issssz q D. Dei1s ", E.ysn aAs larger
ngloe. o. ssec-or15 roess zyzjnst
tM .zsa il es.Esss u lie pssrioos
c1m ,4ssps. III lsss Mckinley hxd 81
sssss6y:sz so.sa. 10 lsis. Mckinney. ~:
* ~ TAFT. sb5a: ~.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Liehtn;oo and Thunder.

By counting the number Of seconds
in the interval between lightning and
thunder it is possible to figure approx
mately how far from the observer IL
the scene Of the storm. Sound travels
LOO feet second. so multiply the
number Of seconds by LOO. which viii
give the distance in feet from the point
where the lightning flashed. For ex-
ample. II ten seconds have elapsed the
distance away will be 1900 feet. or .
little over two miles. 1t might be add
ed that. as light and lightning travel
go much faster than sound, II one sur
wives after hearing the crashing peal
he can he sure he is safe. Remem-
brance OF this will dissipate terror
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
THERE seems u lie ! general d.

IHKEE keenb " he Z general de-
maDd that there le grand jury called
for the next term Of court. IL lnsesti-
4aN the methods which prevail 10
regard u the doing Of the county Is
business. When county commission.
efs violate the letter u the law by let
ting illegal contracts, when more than
three thousand dollars Is paid out for
such Jobs AZ the graded road west OF
Hazclt0n Ii said to be, when dipping
tanks that cost tile county large
sum are left 10 be stolen or sold for
pittance, II IL time that authority
Of some kind should interfere to bring
about legitimate methods OF doing
business. 1t Is time that no fayorltcs
should bc played In the giving out Of
county work that requires the letting
OF bids; that every job requiring
payment Of more than 2 hundred do
lars should bc thrown open TO the bids
OF the public, US the law demands. IL
Is time that the ucnncpin Bridge
Company and every other unit OF the
bridge trust should be tired SO
far MS doing Emmons county work is
concerned, even II IL be necessary TO
build combination wood and concrete
bridges instead Of iron or steel. The
county board should run the business
OF the county ON business principles.
IL Is time that they had IL chairman
With sense enough 10 know that
Ills position IL not given TO him for the
purpose Of rc~arding his political
friends and furnishing his political
enemies, and that IL is Ills duty To nee
that tic interests Of the county are
observed, even " an opportunity To get
even WITH i'ia enemies should thereby
" lDst u IL should te found that no
1ns can bs held responsible tar the
WDfssy ~ EmmoHs county that has
fSesn taa:<:d, = grand jury would he
Sb's " lgssssi9zts and point out the
directions II, which improved
Hssshl<,s can III Inzugusat1d. All
Af'st 0's pe,,pic " Enmona county
want from their officers IL a nuafc
9sA'. With ess'yli'inx done openly and
a1'7sf<Jafa IN ti:e !uIIIixi,t u public,
~, and ~itt, All ,i<ssi yanc4 ~ the tan
80 every particular The iaus afe
plain and eisAf a. ", the dutiea o.ty,t.f.4
" of,csfs, and .hs county pts.iaes
law officer Who're duty !. Ii v, a1.ise
Them whenever called upon y, 10 %.
and there IL no feason wily they si,s,.la
be led around by the nose IN ,tie lf,t4.f.
est OF man whose sole sefylee b,
the county during his eight ;cafs q,
officeholding has been TO feather It's
own nest, financially and politically.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12

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70 pitt IL Australian. ballot Used a. :sx
.eeent election, aid ~ sch price. IS
Se.e charged by Outside frs. Put The
pain mandate o. tie Il. gas violated
aid TIE work sefss 10 zfso.ie. county
The fact !. TIA. TIE n.enbe:s Of The
courthouse ring have become 50 ace.S-
toned % do a. ttsey please, regardless Of
las. hat hey do saos hesitate an IL
s.A;,t 70 violate She clear provisions. OF
Any statute If il be necessary TO do 50
IL osde. to reward a political friead O,
discipline political enemy. As mat
Ter Of fact the county purchasing agent.
courthouse custodian and 50 forth and
50 forth. Treasurer Herolz. has eortinu-
o'i.ly violated the Law il regard TO the
purchase Of printing supplies. The
publishers Of this county have been fire.
quently complinensed Oh their public
spirit in procuring power plants for their
newspaper and job work Three Of them
are prepared to do large job work. and
the foufth-an excellent job-pYintes-can
su1n out. ard IS turning OUT, FIRST class
work Of less size. The Record has done
some large jobs for the state, such as
the sehool-cen.u. blanks. bank sta tement
blanks. ETC.. all ruled work. which were
entirely satisfactory 10 the state officials;
but nothing above lettey-head, an en-
yelope or other job Of that character ever
reaches the county pYins-shops from the
county purchasing agent. He has passed
UP all Of them, and has sent away for
much Of the printing that could just as
well have been done III the county, and
thus have kept the money paid therefor
in circulation among our own people.
The county printing work IS of about
the same character every year. The
publisher. Of the county. if given the
work 10 which they are entitled by law.
would gladly have kept the required
blanks in stock. and. for unusual work.
on few days notice could have or
descd the paper stock necessary. But
not one Of them. we believe. would be
willing to paya commission 10 county
officer for such work.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
oriain Of sPall A9aii.r

"Pall Mail pronounced pell meID
comes from pale MALE, an ancient
game supposed to have been played on
the present site Of Pail Mall By Nor.
man monks. by whom Il was intro.
duced into England
The observnnt Pepys In his famous
diary makes mention Of Il thus:
"April 2. 1861. Into 81. James park,
where saw the Duke Of York playing
at Pelemele. the frst time that ever /
saw the sport
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
The strainer.

II was the first time she had ever
used telephone. and the drug clerk
detected the fact by the nervous way
In which she held the receiver.
Dear me-" she exclaimed timidly.
"Why are nll those sievelike holes IN
the mouthpiecc:'.
They are there for a purpose" re-
piled the drug clerk solemnly.
What purpose:"
"Why, 80 you can strain your voice. %
And she was 80 embarrassed she
forgot the number she was to call up.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
lnnps ..or and Matefaeter.

Carlyle used to tell Of an old Scotch
woman who speaking to her family,
said: There twa sons. bath dom
weel :n G!assic. T'ane's an smpostor.
aud tither's malefactor." It was
found that She meant .upholsterer''
and manufacturer"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12

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Dsxtes ssgssss.ass ~ II sosUss.
Ss.sstt Espssss5csn. n. DelDyeYa.s. l&-
Has is<pahsic4as- ~ Deuso.s2ts,
&. - ssslsors. Wegsyys u Pe1s5saa.
BxssDdzss. q: Wxlso, I'no1s psso- Is
Gsxszs Fo:ks- C,xsfo.d o. Czvxs5sr.
Dv3Y5e os EDDY. Ns,s1 81 Gxysijsr
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
BEAUTIFULLY ARRANGED.

Brown-Well. you've got the guar.
ter. q your sister coming down:
"I've arranged It beautifully. old
chap. I told her 1t was you frst.
and she said to tell you she was out
and then said was fooling and
that It was Charley Jones, and you
ought to have seen her hustle to get
into . clean shirt waist! She'll be hight
DOWN.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
He Mould Return.

Fifty dollars is the price," said the
magistrate, land hope. sir, never to
see you here again"
Never to see me here again! Why.
you're not rcsigning, are you:"
And with nonchalant laugh Toor.
Ing karr threw crisp fifty dollar bill
to the clerk. entered his waiting ninety
horsepower racer and set out to break
another speed law.-New York Press.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
His Principal oceup.t;on.

The art photographer had visited tho
farm II want to make an exhaustive
study OF This particular bit Of land.
scapc." he said. and would like to
have your hired man retain his pres
cnt position on the fence there. Can
nc sit still:" For days at time"
replied the farmer Cleveland Plain
Tlpa1cr
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
How britain Trajns Her aene.

0OW OSNosu SVoSUU syOT O0U0s
Home life IN England lacks the init.
macy and the charming sentimentality
Of German family life. The sons Of
England have to leave home early In
life to go out into the wide world and
light for themselves. They become In.
dependent. responsible men much ear.
Tier than our sons do.-Berlinev Tage-
blatt.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
vvhat . Weman eays.

0ingleton-I want to ask you ques'
ton. old man. Wedderly-Come on
vtth Il. 6ingieton-Does woman nj
O0ys mean what she says? Weider-
4-During courtshir she doesn't. bns
After marriage you bet she does.
cago News
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Not aurprised.

skipper-I am Unfortunately sensitive
to uncongenial surroundings, SO much
90 that the very sight Of some people
win give me nervous shudder. Chip
perch, well, there are very few OF Us
that do not shrink from meeting our
CREDITOR.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Badly Exprssssa.

In Grant Dun's Notes From a Ola.
~" II IL told that when JMndseer. the
great aniinaI painter, was presented to
the king u Portugal his majesty said:
"Ah. am 70 glad to see you. al
ways like beasts"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
rwe aidM.

Shelf 4 man loves his vile =
much as she loves him ks will stop
wasting his money on cigars II shs
asks him. He-Yes. but if his wife
loves him AZ much a. she ought 70 love
. man who loves her enough to stop II
she asks him she won't ask him.-Puck.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Not Paying For Holes.

Yes. SIR" said the druggist, "ws
have all sorts Of porous plasters. What
sort do you wanty'
Weller which kind has the fewest
holes In ~" asked stinjay. II want
to get my moneys worth
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Good lntent;on..


1.-THE question is as to the intent Of
the law"
.That's easy. The intent OF the law
is to make business FOR the lawyers
Syracuse Herald.
t-.a.,ng Heme.
would g., IL few words Of encour.
agement 10 ;.;ay young man who may
hes!.:,.e alH',; leaving home. There Il
nothing in The world SO good for q
man. say. ',etween twenty-five and
th!.ty-five years Of age. especially IL
unmarried. rs "a visit to distant coun.
tries. to learn other tongues. to see new
sights and To experience strange ad.
ventures. such as he may readily en-.
counter by throwing aside the restric.
tions of home life and taking up work
abroad. = Frederic Shelford. b. &c., Il
Engineer.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Quite Refined.

Mrs. Caller--Are your new nsiehboss
refined? Mrs. Nextdoor-I should ~
30! They never borrow anything but
our silver and cut giass. Chicago
News.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
aeuna. pes.ihle. hut Not Likely.

Sounds Possible, but Not Likely
sTve thought OF novel effect for
~ new melodrama.''
what Is it!'
THE villain lights cigar during the
G1owstorm, thus setting the snOwstoriu
a1re."-Waahlngton Herald
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Com prom;w.

Customer lin bookstore)-Let me
have a copy Of Antony and Clsopa.
tra." Clerk Yes. sir; 81. please. Gus
toner Dear me. I've only got 80 cents.
Just give me Antony!-Harpers Week.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Neavv Marx.

NJ. Younshub- Did you bake this
bread. darling? Nrs. YouughubeYes.
dear. Mr.. Younghub-Well. please
don't do anything like that again. You
ass not strong enough Tor such heavy
wosk.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Quite Fortunate.

New Girl (timidly,-l s'poss you ars
nne cook. mum1 Young Ntalnnna-
Bless me. no! ! don't know anyshana
about It New Girl (relieyedl-11oo
veil get along famously, mnn. I
don't either.-New York Jonrnai
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
No Hitch

How did the wedding come OF To-
day?"
'Without 4 hitch"
Glad to hear It."
II said without hitch. The bride
hacked out at the last minute
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Like . Bicycle.

what does the doctor say Is the
matter with Mirandy?"
HE says she has pneumatic tenden-
cjes and that she is threatened WITH
spiral trouble ''-Baltimore American
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
No Cause to 8. oi.eeuraaed.

NO Vuuse 20 % encourages
Mr.. Younspop-My little girl 10 near
u two years old and hasn't learned to
talk yet Mr.. Henpeckke-Don't let
that worry you. My wife says she
didn't begin to talk until she was near.
y three. and now
-PhiladeIphia Record.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
Not Written.

"How do you write shorns'" asked
tie teacher Of small boy at the black
board.
- horn isn't written ct ALL" an
swered the little fellow. 'It's blowed
Exchange.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12

The man who saves when he has
little l. called stingy. He that saves
when he has much u said to be Ju-
6icious.-C Chicago Record.Heeald.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-11-12
T. a.in0 Hcme,
she Was Safe.

Little four year-old Mabel vas run.
ming downhill. holding her dress tight
y.
"Be careful" called her mother. .os
you will fall
"Oh. no. won't. rcplied Mabel
cause I'm holding tight TO myself"