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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-07-10
Geo. Clark,
4 doors north Of the
Postomes.
Unreasonable.

Onf0ooonAov0s
Irving q. wadsworth Of Congrega-
tional Home Missionary Society OF
New York was describing profession.
nj beggars and their ways:
There was . beggar with . wood
en- leg" he said. who for many years
piled his trade near the Battery.
The old fellow Is dead now. He left
a GOOD bank balance behind him.
"rhey say Of this very successful
bazaar that one afternoon . delivery
man seeing him unbucklins his wood
On leg In the cheap lodging house
where both lived said In . reproach-
full tone:
..wot. Bill. knocsin' on work A.
ready? II 10 only o'clock
The beggar continued the un-
Vucklins Of his lisneous limb.
"'No. ye dolt: I Amt knockin' OF:
I'm only changin'.' ne saie. 'Ys can't
expect me to beg all day on the same
leg. can yer"
Pat's osvvsNirs.
A visitor calling o. an lrishman
vho haA the credit a being . lively
heckisr at political meetiass. eaid:
-wAss's that. Mike. you have h the
giass eass?"
-oh, that's the brich goa again
~ head u the last election"
-OA. sad what's that little 6over
On the To- q Il forr'
THAT'S ~ 1ovss from the sravs
q the man that threw iC"-London
News.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-07-10
How cepp Tested the Rum.

4 very old inhabitant OF Tilton and
vicinity will remember the late John
Copp Of Bay Hill. says writer in the
Boston Herald. One year at haying
time he procured q barrel Of new
rum. After he had tapped It his wife
warned him that It would not be safe
to drink II. "Why notf" he asked.
mo matter why not: but remember
It will not be safe for you to touch Il"
she replied.
He was frightened. but was bound
to test It. He went down to the VII
lage and invited an old soak to the
house and filled him up. He was
afraid his wife had poisoned the
liquor. The next two hours were anx-
ious ones for Copp. but the old soak
grew happier all the time. The rum
was pronounced safe. and It went the
way many another barrel had gone.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-07-10
PM. wsymss,s Ps,ns Tsia.

PM. WymoaA0 poen4 Tos0.
Prot. WyAaa of Harvard univsssfty.
q lsstusing rsesatiy to class In eco
oo0ies Hpsa The law limiting the lia-
hdlity q stoekholdess Of . BANKRUPT
soeposatioa 70 the amount q their -
sDsctivs stocks. told the stosJ. by
vay oe iiiustratioa. Il business man
Who. when he saw Insolvency ap-
proashing. Transferred all his property
70 his wife. his sister and his sister.
in-lav, and formed OF them . corpora
tioa to escape his creditors. When
the professor had finished. he turned
- one Of the students and said. "Mr.
Green, what would you say Of this &C
toni"
Mr.. Green, who had listened TO the
story with more attention than he usu.
ally gave to . lecture. answered with
considerable enthusiasm: "Golly.
guess he had 'em fooled all right"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-07-10
The Draw Of ooIdemIth.


That Oliver Goldsmith vas buried n
he ehurchyard OF the Temple has
bssn placed beyond dosbt BY the entry
II the register. But the stone on IL
north side Of the Temple church.
around vhieA the snthusiasts of De
ooadsmith club sAthss. has bssa placed
q Q spot purely eoajsetsral. Tor tAs
szacs position y Ne sssvs has nsvss
bssa discovered. The real site vas
rs0smbsrsd - late - 1854. In ~
year Tie ssztoa. . vs0 agsd nas. w.
apeassotiy vas present q he bsssea.
seill vsnerassd aa elder tsss. vhssA.
~ said, marked the soes Of 0oslr
smiths grave. This elder tree sssos
- have stood . few fsst south Of he
pssssat stsos. near the old vsstsy-
Westminster 0asstts.
Minnesotské noviny., 1908-01-30
Zpravy neinov6jsi.

V posianecke sTieeinDvnee kongre-
su "a vseobecne debaty uchopil s.
sloya iIlinoisky poslanec McGayin,
lenz delsi feei pojednaval o shat
cich americklch milionafskgch de-
dicek evropsk5mi slechtici. Pro-
hlasil, ze nemluyi zadnem zvlast-
rim pfipadu takoveho snatku. Po-
znamky jeho yzbudily ma mnoh5ch
mfstech smfch a potlesk. Uvedl, ze
americke dedicky obetuji sve duse
|svoji eest ma oltaf founovstvi ne
festi ffei BBohattt BBohattt a1leriichkss daiivksjyf. daiivksjyf cestu
|jicf po cizozemf, spatff nekde zbyva-
jici kousek kralovske slavy zvola-
il ma syoji matku: @Oh, mama, kup
mne to- McGavin mluvil pfi tom
take pfedloze ceskeho kongresnfho
|poslance Sabatha, ktery zamysli do
lciliti toho, ably ma vena americkych
ldedicek, provdavajicich se "a eyrop-
lske slechtice, ukladana byla dan 25
Iprocent.
Americke valecne lodi, berouci ee
kolem pobfezl Argentiny, setkaly Sc
/ ; aTgenIinskymi vaiecnymi iod mi,
ktert il yyprovazeIy ia kus eesty
Ia yyfnenlly mimi pFateIskb poxdra.
Ivy. Lod'styo americke ubira &c bez
zastavky ku svemu cili Punta a.
renas, kam pfibyl jiz ehilsky kfizak
Chacabuco, fadou chilskych vlad-
mich ufadnikd ma palube, kten po-
zdravi americke lod'stvo pfi vjezdu
jeho do chilskych vod.
Pfi hlasoyAni poslanecke sn1-
movne 0 politice ylady francouzskt
lv Marokku, bylo poGfnani ylady
IschyaIeno 42s hlasy proti 90.
v poslanecke snemovnG kansaskf
lpfijaty byly tfi pfedlohy zakona
!kterym ma byti zaiist6na bezpec'
most bankoynich vkladu. Senat pfi
lial pfedlohu zakona o pfimych pri
ImArnich volbach.
4 v Kansas City vypukl 2 neznams
|pficiny pozar v jatkach Nelson Nor
Irisovych a zpdsobil skody "a $500,
1000, nez Sc podafilo lej obmeziti.--
Nv Chicago vypuh polar Y obchod
IElm okrsku n ziiitii nHissiGva sss'
lI44 Wabash ave-, Sc skodou vice ne
is isi Gee, Gee Gee. Gee !>=!s 4!>=!s =srAlil petro
lleioyou nadrzku v st. Louis Obispo
Zeal, patfici Union Oil spoil. Plane
Inv pfenesIy se ma sousednf 3 olejov'
|nadrzky. Pozarem timto bylo zpiso
ibeno skody "a Si50, ,066.
President Roosevelt vydal pro
|hlaseni, he obchodni smlouya mez
lSpojenymi Staty Francii byla do
ijrsinana. DIE srnlouvy stesc poyoluj'
/ Amerika 2Oprocentni snizeni cia m
sampanska vfna, kdezto Francie po
VOLTA nejnizA sazby ma americk'
fyxrohkv
Minnesotské noviny., 1908-01-30

The Mississippi Riusr. American
March by Jules Fucfk, pro orchestr.
Cena $1.00.
Matt6ce. - Zpsvy ldsky, Q pfsne
por stfedni hlas 0 prnvodem piana.
cd f. Pivody. Cena 30c-
DvS pisns, lzrazenA, - kdybys
mile dGvte), pro vysA hlas, prh-
voaszn a p;ss Pis:sss., s ssa K nendle Gems
30c.
- H. -~-><
ImpTO1npEus ktMvxTn1 sAarsaas~ PA~
II ruce, Cd Ant DvofAka, cena 30c-
Volnt hsty, skladba pro piano m
e ruee, cd ]. r. RozkosnJho, csns
30c.
Minnesotské noviny., 1908-01-30
HUDE:BNINY


Vdlse Rerss et Gavotte Empire.
II. Prochazka Pro nastroje rozsadil
y. FuGik. Cena S1.00.
Dracet pohfebnich ptsnf sbot1i
Slozil Frant. Cernin. Cena $1.75.
MiIostns pisns, pet pfsnf pro vys-
ii HAS priyodem piana, napsal Jo-
sef Nesvera. Cena $1.00.
Minnesotské noviny., 1908-01-30

= We schnzi sboru Cechie, eislo
IL, jed, nedeli bylo provedeno
nastoleni novych nfadnic a schdze
zakoncila pfateIskym vecirkem, pfi
nemz ysechny pfitomne se peknt po
bavily.
Minnesotské noviny., 1908-01-30
< Zprdvy ze St. Paul. <

na republikansk6 strane, pfijal po-
zyani mfstniho Lincoln klubu X
navst6ve SC Panl b9hem pFistich
dvou mesfcn.
r Y titery seser edbyyal se Y
mtstsktm auditoriu ttvrty koncert
st. Paulsk6ho symfonickeho orke-
stru. Ma programn byla tez znana
Dvofakoya skladba ~ noveho sv9-
tn. iiz slavny skladatel slozil behem
sveho pobytu V teto zemi jako fedi
tel narodni hndebni konservatofe
New Yorku.
r Nejlepzi doba ku stavbe je
ta, kdyz mnzete se dohodnouti ma
cenach dffvi. PFijdte k nam my
yam usetffme penfze ma vseho druhu
dFiyf. Name tfi ohrady dfivfm.
Albert J. Zachar je nasim fiditc-
lem tis. 730 zap. I. I'll. Telefon
Main 1850 J2, st. Paul Wrecking
Il Lumber Go. 22-tf.
iaA 1sa'ie Suiu<sm hc'nseho-
americke alliance prohlasilo se pro-
ii nadvlade sabesnikn hlayn6 pro-
Il vsem zakonhm skracujicim a OBJ
mezniicfm osobni syobodu iednotliy-
eli. 2 IL pfftiny rozesIaIo cirkuIafe
nh srela'ay ss'Ay - ssaau sssl1ss-
l'e' y = soIe'n''osh - aeeaem xf'a-
sen' nyne1saen pfashyeh xaAona =
hasrzeh' 1akona o.'siosacain sat-
MN snelnus Jez " oupos'ahay sshs
sse'll seake sesslhs ooeahsssa' oaIu-
1e''s sas ses,'"s. : -. ~ @ap.'''
Na'''a'a' ~ 49,
: Ant. Matchynski, MATTEL fez-
nickeho kramn ma Concord III. nasel
Jedne istfleoye skebli PERU yeiiko
ri iaraciau, kfera ie essnrnn I,a sifsi
Pro urazku soudu byl odsouzen
X devadesatidennim pobytu okres-
MIN v6zeni Sherman b. Smith I
Minneapolis. Odsouzeny byl a
syedten, ze yliyem SWIM snazsl :
plisobiri mn dya Porotce, totiz Z
bachellera y. q. benedicta, zass'
dalici na porose pfipaoe eieh'
Wisconsin tram STOCK 20. zatce
hSeh n'nnashe 's'a I'm ''slhenl' q q
se SVEN oufsosh'aa opchoue 1lea1'
'a,a lee'sesaa ~ - -. a,:,.t LIZ, -, -.
1aa''. 49, ~ a@!s. sa',:r 'sp4e'."a.Isa $3.50
pV,'s,nas g,,', ,,s. ap.ae asss x.,.s sas1a'@
soua h,,,la yxaL ahnoven
- = c.~,;., .a,;.., -.
IL, ...~...s i .rxs.x u.
noLutavsn am iel;koz hvlo dokaza
no s. nfodkladal swim bostiim :.
,;..;; . i.,.,, ~ k.,,,,;,.z ie,sas :s
Minnesotské noviny., 1908-01-30

ET Pfedplacejte Sc ma ''Minne-
sotske Noviny", pouze s1.50 ma
rok. Do Czech $3.50.
Minnesotské noviny., 1908-01-30

byly po pfecteni uznany "a nejlepsi
a az na male zmeny podstate svs
pfijaty schvaleny, Po vykonani
pfedb6znych praci odbyyal Sized
velkou schulz, nK pater Rynda
pfednesl rec, ktera byla nas~ana fe
|nosneasasllsai 8 jiz pEeanazeiiiei, jenz il
znani jatko nadanyy feenik, pfckonal
sama sebe.
Y dtery minuleho tydne byli
|oddani ddstp. Fyndou kostele sv.
Stanislava Jos. Jary &c Il. Mary Ma
|fencovou.
= Panoye L. L. Saidl, Frank Je-
lllnek II. w. Rumreich, znaml OBJ
lchodnici Pisek, No. OAK, deli
zde minulych dnech "a obchodem.
: Minuly tyden sjelo Sc sem vi
ce krajann, Jill co zastupcove podi-
leli se ma sjezdu CsDPJ., odbyva-
mem Pine City. Tesilo mas. be 9
Imnohymi tez jsme se seznamili o
lyzajemne rukou potfasli.
Mlnuiy tyden zastayiiy oDcnod
dve male banky q sice state Bank
Icf ~ Paul . saizens Savings
DaIih, naci'a1rJi1i = m = fs''sTis''
Ioi'ze hire nj lie yyladfenl sefelne
Iho saatnaao panKovnano aoI'atzlEsit
AMI. scfaaeefera da1i % zaiezitost'
oto'i paiiA hfosha1i uspokolen
sEsss.. - ,,'e,.aaaa.: '..~s.s s rs,.ss r,.,t,'
lssas. c~..srs~ - X ~. - -.
IL s.a.l,,. 49, baa,,s. . .soaIna
ln,ot y lataoh
rw ~ -; L.. L.. .,,
lr6o -, -. - :. pa.,l
Iss;aa preaa;s ! ,aa;,,a $50 u,ast,
T. r ~ a,r pohar, - :,
-. ' =
/ v sobotu vecer zemfel LutheI
neInocflici krajaii Josef Ne's'ss ne
Il Pine City, Minn. Aesnuly rome
i:aehl e na ehflppsl q sehyAlne pr pr
lvedle chf;nkv dostavil 20 wax ;eSt,
Izanal nlic / kone1ne vvvinula se Il
Xxx hlavni1ka IN trpfcl podIehl =
IlzesnulS ma zde bratra vacIava Neu
lhauera ! pine C'v zanechava man
=
4 80, - x<.xe
aao ns'naA' e.1ao 10, -, z 2 :
p"fa"a' sol.' seeel 1apasu ne
- nas'e'ns'i s'a0e h'''s'e' 'e he
ssaAi''a'
= Statni pozArni marsal ' posled
INF sys mssitnE zprayt yydane pou
kazuje, ze rotni ztrata, zpdsoben
chnem, povstaiym neopatrneho I'd
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
pamane ef Suns Rays to Ships

Did s0a ever wonder if there was system In the way vessels are faced when they are placed at the docks for the winterts asked shipping mer chant as he stood at his office window, looking out at the winter fleet
 You will notice,' he continued ..that some of the boats face one way and some the otIfer. from which you would naturally infer that there wasn't { any method about t, but if you had q picture of the same boats laid up last year you would invariably discover that then they were turned the other way. The vessels are reversed from year to year for the reason that lying at the docks one side k much more eN posesi to the weather than the other not so much the wind and rain as the sunlight reflected from the water.
 A boat wintered always in one DO sition will require new bulwarks and decking on the water side in just half the time required to rot the timberS on the unexposed side. When sop consider that the decking and bull warks of a ship must be entirely re neyed once every seven or eight years the scheme of reversing the vessel really works a great saving. .'-Detroit Free Press.
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
KING OF THE SAMBOS.
Niearaquan Potentate Who Is Too
 Willy For the White Man.

Nlearaquar potentate Who Is Too
 Wily For the White Man.
 There issrebably no richer country In the worle than Nicaragua" sad Dr. Flanagan. Tt is. however almost in a virgin state. as there has been scarcely any development of it's great resources. President Zelaya. the able and ener- getic chief executive. is giving the country most excellent administra- tien and enjoys the absolute confidence If the people The natives of the Mos ,itiits t,,ast. as my section k called. are known as Muscn. or Samho Indians. and are queer mixture of Indian ne- gro and Caucasian elements. with the native Indian type predeminating though most ef them show their strain hair while others are fair haired aud light Of skin as I reminder of Scotch buccaneer pragenitors. Not one in fifty Of these Sambes ever slept lu bod and not more than ole in five ever handles q piece of money. The older members of the family sleep in ham uIoe ks woven from the fibers of the heniquen. or the banana stalk. while the juveniles curl up on the floor. They are about as ny.ar to nature is any people under the sun. for nature sup plies them with everything necessary to sustain life.
 "These Sambos are nominally under 
 but they pay direct allegiance te q king. monarch of tbeir own tribe. His authority extends over many yii= lages and settlements. embracing q coast line Of 15o mics. and he k by no means q fignrehead. fnr fn peried= ieai revolutions he often holds the bal= anee of power and dictates terms to the conteHdiug leaders. The Mosquito Goast k the most backward. eeinu1er eially and i1dustrially. of all the re. eions bordering oa the Caribbean. and for this the Sambo king is directly r. spenslble. He is shrewd enough 10 knew that wherever the white man gets d footing the native soon vanishes and therefore has he refused the grant. ing of concessions for the exploitation of the valuable forests of his kingdom. nor will be allow his subjects to self their lands Thus this willy Indian ruls CT. who can't write his name, has man aged 10 hold his territory in its primal state against the avaricious schemes of the white men. His people obey him unquestionably. and the general gov ernment is content to let him alone. - Baltimore American.
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
]. s,s Already Tried.

,6 lrishmaH. going into a restaurant ., fbe first time after coming to this ksnptry sat down at the table with a ks Rbo was eating raw oysters. He s not know what they were. but saa the walter cane to get his order said. "Briug me some of thin Elges' The waiter compiled with his esaest Pretty soon after that he ,@et to see fl his customers desired |s5ihng else. The Irishman was sit as looking at the oysters in such a ess.iar way the waiter said:
 sWhafs the matter, sir?''
 And Pat said, Gan you ate thin togsT NaIter-Yes.
 Pst-WeIl. lei me see you ate one. IEaiier-All right.
 Fst-Can you kape 1t down?
 Kaiter-Yes
 Pst-Well. you're better mon than
 sm. thin for I've had thim down
 ee. aud they won't stay.-Judge's s
 arary
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
E;rslsss stevss.

Priceless or self cooking stoves which have been 80 popular in Germany for number of years have been recently much improved The early types were simply boxes made with double walls so as to retain the heat, and food to be boiled or stewed was first thoroughly heated and then inclosed in the box for sufficient time 10 ceok by the re- falaed heat. The latest apparatus Is stated by Deputy Consul General J. w Dye of Berlin 10 be heated by stone This k ma ie sufficiently hot In an oven or over any fire then placed in the c,,otser with the steak or roast. and the b1x is sealed up and Jeff for an hour fir 50 ant! the fael Is thoroughly cook ,.l and hnf With double loxes boil tne. frying ard roasting may all pro- -s.,..4 4 once without cure.
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
An Endless CnsJn.

When Lord Sfchibald Campbell fell fn love with Miss Janet CaIlandar and went to his father, the Duke of Ar gyll, for his approval of the engage ment. the duke said: "t,m delighted. Nothing could be better. but-er-er- hadn't you better let me speak to Lorne? He might think we ought to consult the princess. So to his brother. the Marquis of Lorne. now the Duke of Argyll. they went, and he certainly thought that his wife should be con suited as to who should be admitted into the family, If Archie likes her, she suits me down to the ground" said the princess impulsively, but. you know. l think l ought to speak to the queen" Her late majesty graeieusly approved of the match But, Louise, 1 think l ought to consult our German cousin first" she said. and accordingly wrote te the German emperor The kaiser. the present emperer,s grandfa- ther. remembered having met Miss Cal
 lander and approved of the match, but left his letter open because he did not care to answer finally without consult ing Bismarck The kaiser found his chancellor and, telling him of the pro posed alliance asked what he thought When his sovereign had finished Bis marek blew cloud of smoke and re piled: .Ale3 Oh. don't eafe hangr5
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
THE ECCENTRIC SHAH.
Interesting pssuliaritiss of the lsss
 Ruler of Persia.

Nuzaffar ed Din. the late shah or Persia. had many interesting pecuiiari- lies which are told by the authors or ..Oueer Things About Persia lie ~as neryous in the presence of E1- ropeans. He used to stand with one hand on his scimiter and stroke hls enorrnous mustacbe with the other ID order to maintain his composnre. As has been said he used to utter some platifrties. such as: Thank God We have had A fortunate year. Ram has been plentiful. and We hope that God vjll u.9se tsse harvest abundant 1T he was in a genial mood lie inquired after tte re.s si.eetire sovereigris- " hat are they al dolagf Has the King oi England wen fle yaeafias rGrett Has =b. kaiser Kil.-a many fes Has ti-e .nl.sa If TT pleased with tii's pres er.t ! sent ItHa i4es Hsw E fae ezarr re which The Russian minister rer.iesi wiih fsrced Esgiiisae 7's
 ar he l.e anything else ii ~eii s'aes he k noticed hy goar mafesty
 ..Nuzarar ed Din was good nan His court was paved with good lnseL4- ,ious which hs had not sufficient CD. ergy to carry our. Unlike his aieeT tors be hated bloodshed and whie ne was on the throne instaaees oi eai'aaa4 nnnishnent were rare. Though lie was
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
Didn't Admire Mrs. Cleveland.


 volnhle young girl was ona aox going from New York to New Ionaon when she found herself seated next to A pleasant faced woman who smoke ro the girl. and after awhile the talk drifted to general topics.
 Do you know" said the girl sneak. Ing Of lovely women. I was reading about Mrs. Grover Cleveland today She Is my Ideal Of a lovely woman" and the girl launched forth into a tor. rent or extravagant praise of the once mistress of the White House. Sudden y the girl perceived that her compan- ion was rather unresponsive.
 Perhaps you don't agree with me about Mrs. Cleveiand?" asked the girl know her" said the woman. Don't you admire herr"
 Well, no. not especially"
 The girl changed the subject At Greenwich the lady rose to leave the train. and as she was leaving she said to tke girl: '.l get out here. I'm visiting some friends. l hope some time we may meet again. Here is my card
 When the train had started again the girl looked at the card to find printed thereon
 Mrs. Grover Cleveland" Ladies' Home Journal
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
THE PUTNAM PATRIOT July sl loos

-tFit sportsman. nne shot na could hit with a ride 2 coin thrown in the air he was as humane 10 animals as he was to human beings. Muzaga, ed Din was very fond of music. He detfSted thunder Whenever fl thup. dere1 he used te take refuge in a vanit here the nQise was drawn.i and baa a Aaiah, especially appointed for the purpose. to calm his misgivinEs.
 Not long ago among tie uew thfngs From Europe were lIftle canoes in rub. Der which were blown eet and took the shape of boat. The shah was fery interested They were tried on the lake Of palace Four fat nobles were embarked in one whose valve was partly opened. and the boat was pushed from land. IL slowly sank Till US occupants were left fiouuderius in the water. The shah enjoyed himself vastly. especially when they were brought out looking as drencllei seals The poor men. though they got rheu- matism. were delighted to have made the shah laugh They received pen. sions on the spot.
 He was much interested in photog- raphy. He instituted photographer or state, who received x2a1 a year and was expected to buy every new patent that came out Muzaffar ed Din was Photographed every half hour If he saw European with camera in the street he used to stop to let him take his photograph. Every kind of machinery. from the most important invention to penny toys interested him. It was characteristic Of him to pay no more attention h hareoni's dis eeNery than to shilling automatic toy. Chicago News.
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
' rrst. .Railroad Ride.

aa oIl 'ad5 in Missouri took her first } ad trip the other day. She noticed
 belI cord overhead. and, turning to ag. she sad sonny. whats that 
 Fhai. aalarriillll aal;arr Il. lie said. with d mis- esoas twinkle in his eye. "is to ring
 bell when you want something to Fsertg afterward the old lady reach aer umbrella up and gave it a wig as pull The train was in the mid ai treStle The whistle sounded. afa6es were pulled on. the train be-
 10 siaeken itS speed, windows were Fa8a tp. questions asked. and con F1a feisned among the passengers ed lady sat calmly through it all. 'fseai6Y the conductor came run
 through the train and asked, Ao pulled the bell?' ad, replied the old lady meekly. |ael4 What dc you Wantf" asked the
 Aioi inpafientIy.
 seiL said the old lady medltative- .yoa maf hrag tne ham sand
 aad a cup of tea. please" Butler 4@rat.
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
,o,~rs OF VIEW.

.s not have trusted the bee with . .ss snst with taste for meat: "a not have hidden in brake and .sa4r that haunts my feet;
 = ss ss ,ot have bristied the hedge with n,,ssned the berries red:
 Na not have fashioned the oullocks g ho. s5,ss the night with dread. mi have burdened the sun with spots ,,,.Liv.
 Vi - Y not set snaiis in the garden plots
 sgs,-ttsr s.attsr the weeds So thickiyi
 s@ ssswing the world Is Gods. not | .,rry the gnat and the bee.
 ssder the bush and the horned Kline
 y.., wonder why God made me.
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
His Disc age.

Congressman Hamilton of Michigan went out for walk in the country. The day was hot. and when he had gone a few miles he sat on fence to rest
 Want rlde?a asked q teamster who came by.
 "Yes. thank you" Hamilton replied
 Hamilton was thinking of plan to get bridge for the Paw Paw river and said nothing Finally the teamster asked. .Professional man.
 .'Yes''
 The teamster wanted further infor nation. A few minutes later he said: .You ain't a lawyer or you'd be talk ing. You ain't q doctor or you'd have satche. You ain't preacher be- cause you cussed when you parked your shin getting into the wagon Say. mister, what Is your profession any how ?'
 ..I am politician"
 Huh" snorted the teamster. poll ties ain't no profession. Politics Is disease
Putnam patriot., 1908-07-31
'aderfui Country.

USE contractor in San Francisco eiand for his father to join iae Journey was a great event s od man, who had lived in ,sf'en all his life. and he reach ,a. = francisco much excited.
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