Evening journal., 1908-06-24
Personal and Pertinent

An old German woman became in and was taken by
hor husband to hospital for treatment The first day
she was there when her husband called to inquire about
her. the doctor said she improving on the second
day he vas again told she improving. and on the
third and fourth days the the same This
was very encouraging to the old German but when he
called on the nth day, he told that his wife was
dead In his grief he sought his saloon to drown
ms hls SORROW Nats de matterT asked the sympathetic
bartender noticing his customers despondent condition
a,d h S az S Ss DEAD replied the German 80? Vat
ulu she ule or asked the bartender Improvements"
ePeo he bereaved husband calling for glass Of
beer-Beman.
Ar Absalom Foote, an eccentric old gentleman who had
soH urea OF lie In the city decided move to some
set toWl free from tho roar ofarahic the hustle and
confusion Of the throngng multitude where he cod d
, nus uays TRANQUILITY, as became of his age In
t "9ut TOT location his eye CHANGED light upon
he advertisement in a village paper of one Tbonos u
q, W WIG "enleo 70 dispose Of his boot shoe store
city. " oNe 10 the
hats the very thing" he "selling shoes is
ce easy occupation 1t viii give Just enough 10 40 70
Neep me trom stagnating and won't wear me ont Win
@ UasaN9r OF III investigate it, It's queer though that his
nos Is loote my name is Foote he wants TO come 10
'ne city, and want TO go to the country" ~ "
"A VISIT 10 the little town decided him He liked IFS an
pvalahce location He pleased moreover ,eith
bargain - soou"hl ana ALL at
We'll, said the other Mr. Foote YOU won't h.,.
change the sign" nave 10
The next day he added this just below the sign:
THIS -l.ACE HAS CHANGED FEET
Youths Companion.
It a broing hot day in the park and those v,a.ir
therein were welngh exhausted when very stout oS
lazy came busting along of the paths closely follow
ec by a rough looking tramp
Twice she commanded him TO leave her but still he
followed just behind
At last the old lady quite diseusted turra5 ar,.u
around and said s'AS
'Look here my man. If you don't go away shall call
The fellow looked up at her with tear in his eve
and then remarked: " W s'e'
Tor goodness sake. have mercy and don't call no,,c
man Tor yere the only shady spot the park -PhadeI
pha Record. ei
Mr Gustaf H. Ander who will found simple life
paradise colony near Vera Cruz next fahe exact das
Is not given-says that the colonists will NOT rvesr
any clothes at ALL for healthies when he alIous
the air TO circulate his skin Thus thew win Ia
heahy and happy and the hours would otherwise he
wasted IN making clothes will be spent in aesthetic de-
Nnopnent MT Ander's hair reaches 10 the middle
OF MS back and his beard falls his waist lie eies
reason for his hrsute conduct reason that viii AZ onca
impress any serious thinker; concluded tba batr
must oe, IN an intangible way usefpl in com,
lGihoatns with the spirits around The colonsts
WIN not keep cows for it would shame 10 rob the
caves OF their milk The coonists live chiefly on r
ana fruits lnasmuch walk upright nature inten6eS
US 70 ear from trees This is close reasoning which w
Stanley Jevons, the eminent logcian would have o.
proved II we built like cows we should then ear
grass and vegetables. Near Vera Cruz children will ot
De named; there win be books; men and women will
e mated according 10 their fitness decision Of the
STATE TOBACCO and liquor viii be allowed and in conne
ION Win TINS II is interesting TO learn that Ander
Haiis an attempt to nebriate miionafres.
70 JON the colony. People will become so cleanved
When they get close to that they'll not vant s
,snts not even Jamaica ginger or a novel bv an Enc
l,sn lalron or cathedral Mr. Ander PERSONALS,
Oss''es " raise eeeoanuts.-Boston Herald