The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-08-01

ing through the very interesting reg
lister in which tourists and others try
to write their impressions. have read
the several volumes of this register
pretty thoroughly. Among a To- OF
readable matter, they contain some OF
the most horrible poetry I have ever
come across. 1t seems from Bucblani's
account of his visit that there are
some new PONIES. Read this, judge
the sort of things that go on on the
brink of Halemaumau and wonder why
Peles wrath ever subsidies at all:
A lady from Massachusetts,, Carolyn
Church, read two poetical illusions
from the pens of Rev. Henry Judd and
Rev. Edward w. Thwing, and this is
how they affected her on June %, 1908:
There once were two poets gay
Who rhymed by night aud by day
Till we jud(dJged the best th(w)ing
To do was to swing
Both into tne lake of Pele.-C. C.
When the two illusions have been
read nobody will blame C. C. for her
judgment.
THIS is HENRY JUDD'S.
The goddess of fire awoKe from her
sleep
And sent forth the lava from out of
the deep. deep what?-Ed)
With groanings and meanings and bel
lowings loud (Better send for DR..
James R.-Ed)
And sulphurous (oh, hell-Ed) fumes
that formed in a cloud
That hung like pale above the huge
crater Scotch or Irish.-Ed)
And turned to blood red a few mo-
ments later fire in his eye-Ed.)
When the sun went down behind Ma
una Loa
And starngnt lit up ,the black lava
floor.
(Ohhh!!!! "?% Ed
HENRY JUDD, HONOLULU.
HOW 1T AFFECTED TH(W) ING.
Rev. E. w. Thwing read the fore
going and it affected MIN into TWEEN
ty-four line stanza. But two lines are
enough and these are the first two:
In spell bound admiration on the era
ter's edge there stood
A happy traveller from New York the
Rev. judd.
t is impossible to read further:
The twenty-fourth line must be left to
the imagination. No wonder the lady
from Massachusetts had murderous
propensities.
There was a police officer at the
door of the Commotion Committee
meeting room when 1 arrived Just at
ter prayer meeting last evening.
Whats up?" says l.
"Iaukea!" says he.
How up?" says |.
I'm the chair" says he; hes Chief
| Commotioner.
Whats become of B. Reckons?'
says l.
"De-posed." says he.
Exposed" says l.
Il suppose" says he.
ITS all a horrible misunderstood.
ing" l urged; net me in"
| NiOL a pass he dShS.
'No-but I'll give you an /. o. u.
by this ume the door was opened
from within and a gust of wind from
the debate blew out a lot of anonymou:
complaints and signed designations.
1t was awful.
LE a tiash 1 mad the situation. Civ.
ing the gambling joints rest, the
Sherln had turned his attention t
raiding the unsuspecting and limo
cent-hearted Commotion Committee
with view to moulding little public
opinion on his own score.
In less time than it takes Jack Ka
lakiela to catch Manoa burglar anC
before you could say Alec Robertson
l reached the phone, gave central my
full name, address and political anC
religious compilations, and rang up Sc;
and asked for Hi Henry. Hi wal
astounded, but equal to the occasion
and at once sent me a pass by Apana
All was commotion inside WheI
Reckons had not turned up and Tau
kea had hypothecated the throne eaci
member had at once formed himsel
into a committee of one to make re
port to Coopers Publicity Bureau o
the Wood Promotion Committee OF
whatever subject he had nearest hi
head, heart, hand or purse.
Harrington was writing his expert
ences as a sailor aboard the yacht Ha
wall and explaining why COmmodor,
H. q. Cooper had not won the rae
from off Kakaako to Cocoanut Island
His reason seemed to be that States
man and Attorney Cooper had kept tn
Insnore Oahu tack to get a look a
some reefs in which a client is inter
ested and to study the crown lands.
Nothing of the kind" Hon. H. 4
Cooper, looking over harrington
shoulder. I'VE lost because you wer
blowing about the Bulletin fleet edi
ton and started a contrary wind"
Dan Logan was sitting in the mids