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Refreshing the flowers, settling the dust, causing the farmer to smile, cool ing the atmosphere, everybody, momen- tarily freed from the intense heat of d
 summers day, in a good humor, rain fell. In the beginning there was cloud, i ever growing larger. Then there flashed
 across the face of heaven forked light
 hing, like a scywl. Then heavy thun-
 der reverberated before the batter of
 the downpour.
 The housewife raa hither and tliither, shutting a window and slamnling a door. ! People in the street hurried home or an- grily cursed a delaying car. The mer- chant dropped his canvass 1aad his lower
 lip. Hundreds of umbrellas bowed their way along the slippery pavement And the big ball, dangling across Sec ond avenue, was drawn to shelter. Then the sun shone. Windows were
 again thrown open to the cooling breezes. People once more sauntered upon he highways. The flowers lifted their smil- ing faces, refreshed and wei pleased. A
 luxurious fragrance was waited from
 the grape vines.
 But the change came too late. The
 Pelicans and the Barons did not play.
 The players reported to the park. The
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OFFICERS ARE ELECTED.
American Banking Institute Beoins It's
 Existence.
Providence, R. L, July 2

Providence R. l., July 25.-The elec- tion of officers of the American Bank ing Institute, the first under it's new name and an independent organization. was among the important business ar todays sessions of the body, which are the closing ones of the present conven- ton.
 The reports of officers and commit tees were heard at the forenoon ses- sion. A paper on Our Banking Sys- tem," by President B. D. Hubert of chicago, was also on the programme.
 The closing banquet will be held tonight M
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Cobb Is the Whole Cheese.

Detroit, July 25.-Cobb's hitting de- cided today's game, two singles and a triple by this batter sending in four runs, while he scored the other him. self. Both pitchers did fine wor'- Chase relieved Chesbro, while Rossman was batting in the eighth a long ., that scored Cobb, resulting. Then Ches bro went back. Both teams fielded in fine style at all times. The Tuesday y game between these teams will be played Sunday and that of Wednesday transferred to the last trip to avo l conflict with the days of the gran ] trotting meet. Score: R. H. E. Detroit ..101 900 03$-5 10 1 New York .. 900 200 O10-3 1
 Batteries: Donovan and Schmidt Chesbro, Chase and Kleinow. Time, 1850. Umpire, Evans
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SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE
Rip Ragan to the Good.

Macon, Ga, July 25.-Rhoton's error let in two runs in the first inning today. Then, with runner on first. Busch hit a foul fly to right that Shea muffed, the ball falling at least 15 feet in foul ter ritory He made no haste to recover the ball and two more runs counted. Umpire Buckley then held that the ball was hit in fair territory and allowed the runs. Score RHE E. Augusta ......400 900 100-5 0 Macon ..UO0 oOV OOV-V- Q b and Robinson.
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Meridian Forfeits Game.

Meridian, Miss, July 2-(SpeciaD.- Umpire LaRoque forfeited the game to Vicksburg, to o. in the third inning. The game was called following a heavy rainfall and went to the first half of the third, Vicksburg making seven runs in the first inning. Yount was in the box for Meridian and apparently. having no chance to win, began to delay the game either for darkness or for another rain. which was threatening. Umpire LaRooue finally commanded him to pitch, and upon refusal the game was forfeited
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Chicago. July 25.-Chicago had no difficulty in defeating Philadelphia to- day. 12 to 2. The locals batted stead fly for six innings ana when SchHtzer took Plank's place punched five hits with two bases on balls and a doub' e steal. score: R. H. 2 Chicago 200 o21 7O*-12 F 0 Philadelphia ,...010 100 000- 2 [ }
 Batteries: Altrock and Sullivan an l Weaver; Schlitzer, Plank and Powers. Time, 1850. Empires, O'Loughlin and Hurst.
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Petition In Bankruptcy.

Huntsville, July 25.-(Special. )-- Thomas H. Haynes, merchant planter of Section, Ala, has filed voluntary petition in bankruptcy in the United States court. His liabilities are S497D and his assets $2960.
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A feature picture every day at the Pastime.
No slush fund. There will be no Cooper carriages.

New and beautiful home near Highland Avenue and Country Club; 8 chance to get an elegant home at a bargain. White 6 Heflin, 201-2-3 Brown-Marx Bldg.
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PERDUE PUZZLES
 MOBILE LETTERS

Nashville, July 25-NashVille battea out victory over Mobile today while Perdue was effective in the box, keep ing the hits scattered and striking out seven men. The game was a fast one considering the heavy condition of the grounds Score:
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Savannah Gets the Victory.

Savannah, July 25--Savannah and Charleston played double-header today, the first game being won by Savannah, the second game was called in the eighth
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Pitcher, Breitenstein, New Orleans won 8, lost 3.
 Pitcher, Chappelle, Memphis, won 15, lost 6. tr
 Pitcher, Fisher, Mobile, won 1o lost 4.
 Pitcher, J. Duggan, Nashville, won lS lost G. tied 1.
 Pitcher, Castleton, Atlanta, won 10, lost 5, tied l.
 There is no question of personal opinion about this team. The men with the best averages are picked.
 A little study of the averages shows that the crop of infielders this year is none too good There is not single man in the class with Ball and Atz, the short stops sent higher last fall.
 Cranston of Memphis is easily best among the shortstops. and may get trial in faster company. Sentell is the next best according to averages.
 There are no all round stars at second. Page is best with Perry second No Southern second baseman are likely to go higher.
 Carey of Memphis and Connors of Lit tie Rock are making a closesrace for the honor of being the best first sacker. Con- nors is batting the better, PIT to .269, but Carey's marvellous fielding average pulls him up into first place. According to the
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Rube MoWs ,Em Down.

St Louis, July 25.-Three singles and a double netted four runs in the fourth inning and gave St. Louis to days game with Washington. Waddell held the visitors to four singles struck out nine men. Score R. H. k. St. Louis 900 40 00+-4 8 Washington ..... 100 900 010-2
 Batteries: Waddell and Spencer. smith and Street. Time, 1:3S. Umpire, Connolly.
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9::3O A. M. Saturday

The "Wnd-Up" Sale opened up very well indeed. We didn't have to lock the doors every few minutes, for we have an immense store and plenty of salespeope. Then, too. when men buy fine suits they buy leisurely, and it amounts to good, big business when trade is steady hour after hour.
 And all for caSh-alWayS
 At Blach's.
 The weather was not at all propi- tious, but with values like We are giving in Mems and Boys Clothing, Hats, Shoes and Furnishings even rain cannot keep the buyers away.
 "The greatest Wind-Up Sale ever given"
 Blach's have said it and it is so.
 The busy buying will start again Monday morning.
 Those who appreciate very big mon- ey's Worths will come to
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One for Jacksonville.

Columbia, S. C., July 5.-Chandlers single. McMilan's sacrifice an infield out and Dwyer's single scored the only run made in today's game. Score: R.H E. Jacksonville .. . ... GOO 010 000-1 Columbia GOO 900 000-0 2
 Batteries: Helm and Chandler; Volz and (Nnfa
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"MethuseIah" In the Box.

Cleveland, July 25.-"Cy" Young was puzzle up to the ninth inning today when Cleveland punched three hits in the ninth inning and got one run. Sto :. wall made four of Cleveland's six hits Score: R. H. F. Cleveland .....s. 900 900 001-1 6 2 Boston ........s. 1000 200 1OO-3 g 0
 Batteries Falkenburg, Liebhardt and N. Clarke; Young and Criger. Tim ;. :35. Empires, Sheridan and Egan.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Pittsburg Retains Lead.

Pittsburg Retains Lead. New York July 25.-By a victory over the New York team at the Polo grounds today, the Pittsburg team retained it's lead in the National league pennant race. An immense crowd of spectators, the largest ever seen on the grounds, neces- sitated ground rules limiting hits to two bases Score: R.H. E. Pittsburg .. .. e. ......010 900 5ol-7 12 New York . . . . GOO 02O 000-2 ' Batteries: Liefield and Gibson; Mathew son, McGnnity and Needham and Bresna- han. Time. 1:S5. Empires, Klem and Emslie.
 Games Postponed. Boston, July 25.-Boston-St. Louis game postponed rain.
 Philadelphia, July S.-Philadelphia-C -Cin- cinnati game postponed, rain. Brooklyn, July 5.-Brooklyn-Chicago game postponed, rain.
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: Nashville .,.............O0 O2O 1Os-i
 Moolle .,................0 .010 100 0O0--2 Summary: Two base hits, Sabri, Seigle, McElveen. Double plays. But 1 Ter to East; Torrey to Sentell to Sabria
 Sacrifice hits, Hunter. Struck out, by
 Perdue T. by Torrey 8. Bases on balls
 off Perdue l, off Torrey 2. Time, 40 l Umpire. Carpenter.
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SOUTHERN LEAGUE STANDING.

Results Yesterday. Memphis 1-5, Montgomery 0-O. Atlanta 6, Little Rock 1. Nashville 1, Mobile 2.
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inning with the score tied. Score of first game: HE. savannah .. .... O01 020 03+-6 9 Charleston . .. 100 O10 020-4 1
 Batteries: Hixon and Moran; Durrett and Resnger
 Score of second game R.H. .E. Savannah ~ .O10 O10 00-2 5 1 Charleston ... O11 900 00-2 5 1
 Batteres Hoff and Moran; Mccarthy and Durbin.
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Jackson Badly Ratified.

Jackson, Miss July 25.-Gpecial) J. Jackson went all to pieces today and Gulfport shut her out, to o, five of her runs being made in the eighth inning
 During the second inning one of Gulf. ports runners spiked Blackburn at third
 and he was forced to retire for surgical aid. thus crippling the team. The score was: R. H. E.
 Gul1port -. ........ .010 900 050-6 8 1 JdckSOH .OUU O0O OOO-D 4 1
 Batteries: Schultz and Graffius. Blak eny Barber and Ott. Umpire. Matthews.
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Nen Win Besf Records
 Are Hose Going UpApa7d
BY PERCY b WHITING.

Atlanta, July 26.-(Special. )-Now that the biz league scouts are grabbing from the Southern league the best players, southern fans are figuring some as to which players are the best ones in the league in their various positions.
 According to a cold question of aver ages the best players in the south are:
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COTTON STATES LEAGUE
Columbus Captures Two.

Columbus, Miss, July 5-(Special.)- Demaree pitched both games, allowing ten hits, four passes and striking out ten men in the nineteen innings required ! for both games. Good support at criti- cal times won both games for the Discov- erers.
 First game: R IT E Columbus ... .... .000 900 OO0 1-1 2 Monroe .O00 900 GOO 0-0 2
 Batteries: Demaree and Downng Ford and Kitchen
 Second game: R.H E Columbus ...... .000 200 00+-a l
 Monroe .. ... . . OO1 O0O OOO-1 4 I
 Batteries: Demaree and Downing.
 Frickie and Kitchen. Umpire Bammert.
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Harry Jones and a square deal.
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Harry Jones end a square deal.
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By BILL AK.

'iSo Ac Js None scheduled.
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the Olympic events held in the stadium, beginning July 13:
 The American winners are given first, the United Kingdom second, and all others in a third group. Marathon race, 26 miles, 1885 yards. won by John J. Hayes, Irish American Athletic club. Time, 255:1S. Hefferon, South Africa, second; Joseph Forshaw, Mis- souri A. C., third; A. Roy Welton, Y M. c. A., Lawrence, Mass, fourth; Wood, Canada, fifth; Simpson, Canada, sixth; Lawson, Canada, seventh Svanberg, Sweden. eighth; Tewanina, Carlisle h. dian school, ninth. Dorando of Italy finished first in2:54:46 but was disqualified for having received assistance when he tainted away before crossing the line.
 800 Metres fiat, 474.4 yards, won by Mel win w. Sheppard Irish-American A. c. 1 Time, 1:52 4-5. Olympic record. Lunghi, Italy, second. 15OO Metres fiat, 1885 yards, won by Melvin w. Sheppard, Irish-American A. C., New York. Time, 4:08 2-5. Wilson, England, second
 no Metres hurdle, 1902 yards, won by F. c. Smithson. Multonomah, Orange A. c. Time, 15 seconds. Worlds record. U. C. Garrels, Chicago A. A. second
 400 Metres hurdle race, 437 yards, won by c. J. Bacon, Irish-American A. c. Time, 55 seconds. Hillman, New York A. C., second.
 Relay race, 1900 metres, teams of four, won by United States. Time, 3:29 2-5. Germany second
 Hammer throw won by John J. Flana- gan, Irish-American A. C., distance TO feet, 4 inches. M. J. McGrath, New York A. C., second.
 Throwing the discus, free style, won by Martin J. Sheridan, Irish A.. C., 134 feet, ? inches. H. H. Griffin, Chicago, second, 133 feet, 61a inches.
 Throwing the discus, Greek style, won by Martin J. Sheridan, Irish-American A. C., 12S feet, 8 inches, Olympic record. Horr, Irish American A. C., second, with 122 feet, 51k inches.
 Putting the weight. won by Ralph
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White Sox Are Fierce.

Chesbro, Chase and Kleinow. Time, 1:l Umpire, Evans.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-03-19
CHANGE IN BUSINESS.
The Vermont Hardware Company SWs-
cecdS The IIoItcn Hardware 60.

The Vermont hardware company now
succeeds the iolton Hardware company
after twelve years successfully dc"oted
by the latter company to the exclusive
iobbing Of hardware covering a territory
throughout Vermont. New Hampshire
and northern New York. extending from
Whitehall to Odgenshurg. c. NJ. Russell,
president, -. r. Campbell, treasurer. and
| Perry T.. Russell retire from the direc-
torship Of said company. The people of
| Burlington regret that the change was
| made necessary Of account of c. M Rus
sells health.
The officers for the now organization
We're elected yesterday follows<
President and treasurer, Smith F.,
Henry; vic"-president, A. T.. Tryon; Soc
rotary, Fred n. Prouty; directors,
Smith T. Henry. A. f. Tryon. Fred H.,
Prouty, j. Ralph Baker, j, Charles Ar
| mold,
Mr. Tryon is we'll known in Burling-
ton. having successfully represented the
Rutlan,, freight interests in this city for
several years past. Mr.. prouty is a
/ popular salesman and has exceptional
ability in attaining friendship among the
trade.
MeSSrs Henry, bdhei anu EAIHoIh' ''i''
we'll known throughout northern New
York. having been connected with
| Henry, Wood & Marshall, which firm
| formerly conducted large wholesale
and retail hardware business in Platts-
hurgh. Mr.. Baker has been associated
witt tho Ilolton Hardware co. for the
past year as travelling representative.
Nj. Henry has the experience of IS years
| in the hardware line and comes to Bur
| lington confident OF showing gratifying
results in the new company. Mr.. Ar
mold Is one OF the most popular young
men at his home. After graduating from
the Plattsburgh high 'chool he entered
the employ OF Henry Wood Mar
shall and retains a prominent position
in the trans action OF the firms bust
ness
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-03-19
PROBATE COURT.
summary Of business Transacted dur,
Ing the week Ending March ~.

Estate of John Dcbervile Hinesburgh
Frank r. strong Of Huntington appoint
ed administrator de bons non.
Estate of Hcman A. Allen. Milton; FL
vira NJ Allen appointed as administra
triX; Alison w. Hood of Georgia anc
Murray w Thompson of Colchester
commissioners and appraisers
Estate of William clifford. Hinesburgh
will proved; Charles r. Wright appoint
ed executor; q. y. Boynton and Henr,
w. Russell, commissioners
Estate of Laura Lovely. Essex; set
tlcmcnt Of the account OF the admins
traitor and decree of distribution made,
In re, Edward Smith, Burlington: com
mitted to the Vermont State hospital fol-
the insane at Waterbury.
Estate Of Lucy Seymour. burlington
will filed for probate, hearing April G.
Estate of George W. Green. Richmond
will filed for probate; hearing april s.
Estate Of Francis Y. Bordo Rurling
ton; viii filed for probate; hearing Apri
Estate of Nancy r. Chase. Essex
hearing on proof of will continued t.
March 81.
Estate Of Willis r. stevens Essex
commissioners report fled
Estate of Philomene Prunior. Curling
ton; commissioners report filed
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-03-19
MISSIONARY CONFERENCE.
I.amOillr Baptist Association Considers
Work of Spreading the Gospel.

a missionary conference for the bene-
fit of the Baptist Churches Of the La
moile Baptist association and for all
others who We're Interested. opened in the
Baptist Church parlors Yesterday morn
ing at IL o'clock and was well attended,
Tho morning session was an informal
conference presided over ny the Rev. +.
NJ. Fuller, general secretary OF the YER
mont Sunday school association, and was
held for the purpose OF discussing work
Of womens' missionary societies and the
best methods of securing large men,
bershp. An address was delivered by the
Rev. A. +. Uford of Fairfax on Model
Mission Study Class" which was follow
ed by a discussion and the morning SEES
sion was closed by an address by Miss
Shinn, secretary of New England, Wo-
mans Board Of Foreign MISSIONS, on
Mission Literature
The afternoon meeting was opened with
a fifteen minute address by the Rev
George r. Stair of Middlebury. and this
was followed by an address by Dr. W
f.. Witter, ID. D., New England district
secretary, American Baptist Missionary
union, on GLOW to Study Missions in tho
Sunday School" An address followed by
Mis- Shnn on Junior Work and Work
of the Farther Light Mission
The evening meeting was opened by the
| Rev. +. Nj. Fuller with devotional ser
vice, followed by short address by tn,
| Rev. +. ID. Penney, Addresses were also
delivered ON missionary work by Dr. W
T.. Witter and Miss Slinn. Music fol
| the conference was furnished by Mrs
| Hodges Whitman Miss lIelna Simonds
Miss Mamie Holmes al Miss Lula Jar
Wis Miss Leah Demrrrit gave Il readnl
| IN the evening.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-03-19
ESTATE; OF WILLIAM CLIFFORD OF
NINESBliRGH.

We. the subscribers. having been ap-
pointed by the Honorable Probate
Court for the District OF Chittenden,
commissioners to receive. examine and
adjust the claims and demands Of all
uprsous against the estate of William
t'lifrord late Of Hineshurgh, in said
district deceased and also all
claims and demands exhibited in
offsrt thereto; and six months
from the day Of the date hereof be-
ing allowed by said court for that pur-
nnsn we do therefore hereby give no.
Ice that we viii attend to the duties
~ our appointment at the postofYice
nj Ilinesbul gh, in said district, ON the
ion, da, of september next. at 10
.lotod ms 13th day of March. 1905.
Gl'N II. BOYNrON
HENRY W. RI 'SSEII,
vgt Commissioners.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-03-19
: VERWONT NOTES |.
Observation-Disclosures

The Dog River Valley fair At North
field will be held september Is to H.
The Methodist Church at Rutland has
the largest society of King Daughters
in the state. 1t has membership OF
I29
Mrs Elmer Forbes of Sutton has
cuLlectod over 600 souvenir post
cards valued at from one to 5p cents
each.
The mildnoss of the present winter
seems to be- proved by the experience Of
the Rutland fire department with frozen
hydrants only five have had to be
thawed out compared with 10 in 1907.
Mrs. Frank T. lIoyt of Brattlehoro
Is dead from peritonitis following an
operation for appendicitis. Her hus-
band died six months ago under ex-
actly similar circumstances.
Corinth at its postponed town meeting.
adjourned from March 3 because the first
one was not called legally, voted in favor
of license ~ to -. This makes two
license towns in Orange county and q
in the State.
Mrs. Robert lmlah of Barre, who
fell from second story veranda while
shaking "a rug 10 days ago, died Of
heart failure Monday night. She was
supposedly recovering from her in
iuries. She was IS years old.
Alburgh reports five Canadian seines
at work on the border. Since fishing be-
gan the first week in March, about 80
barrels of Gull fish have been Skipped
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-03-19
POPULAR VOTE ON LICENSE
Revised Returns show No Majority nj
n,O{S In Vermont.

Revised returns on the license vote
in Vermont, made possible with Cor
inths postponed meeting held Tuesday.
give the total for license as 1901 and
the no vote as 2s.04G. no majority OF
H,0+5. The total vote was thus 4,,o4l,
which Is only two-thirds the vote for
governor in 1906 and ia appreciahlN
more than that cast for Gov. Fletcher
-. Proctor. 42,3S2.
The number of license towns. o. is
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-03-19
ACCIDENTS IN NEW YORK

New York, March, 1S.-Thc report Of
the Public Service commission shows that
during February there were 3.95l rail-
roads accidents in New York In which
70 persons were killed. OF the 2l57 per-
sons injured in these accidents l2l9 were
passengers, During January the injured
were $500 and the killed number A.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-03-19

Cora Millish, 10 years old. was buried
alive by the sliding of snndbank in
which she was playing with companions
near her home at Boston and died few
minutes after being extricuted.
In n statement issued by counsel for
Charles w. Morse declaration is made
that the indicted banker believes that
he is able 10 pay all his Just debts and
that all attempts to petition him into
bankruptcy will be fought.
A Great Northern limited train was
held up near Bonncrs Ferry. Ida. by q
lone highwayman, Both mail clerks
were bound while the mail car was
| rifed
Marked progress in the construction
of the Panama canal is reported by Cap
! tain Kutz, l., $. A., who returned after
a thirty days inspection of the new wa
| terway.
The officers and men of the Amer
lean torpedo boat notila are delighted
| with their reception al Panama.
| The Russian minister Of Justice ha.
asked the duma for 81 600, 900 for tn,
enlargement Of the prisons. which ar,
Overcrowdcd There has been an in
crease In the number Of prisoners OF II
percent since 1906.
| The new scout cruiser Birmingham
completed her trial trips and exceeded
all government requirements I'm her Off
cial tests.
Burglars forced an entrance to til,
Quincy, Mass, department store. blew
of the door of the safe with nitro
glycerlre and secured $500 in cash. with
which they made their escape.
Steamer Silvia, New York for Hall
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-03-19

EVerybody's friend-Dr Thomas
Eclectric OIL Cures toothache, ear
ache, sore throat, Heals cuts, bruises,
sCalds. stops any pain.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-08-14
HONDURAS NOW QUIET.
YOUNG AMERICA.

A short time ago a surgeon had
three leg amputations in a week. The
unusual number caused talk in the
surgeons household, and his little
daughter, Dorothy, was greatly inter-
ested. A few days after the last OPP
Grafton the surgeons wife and little
Dorothy were rummaging in the attic.
In trunk was found a daguerreotype
depicting a girl about 8 years of age.
The portrait, through a peculiarly OF
pose, showed only one leg of the sub
ject, the other being doubled up under
her.
Whose picture is that, mamma"
asked Dorothy.
mine. 1t was taken when 1 was a
child not much older than you are
now"
Did you know papa them"
mo, dear Why do you ask?"
81 thought maybe you did, cause
you've only got on leg"