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Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FoR SUPERVISOR.

I desire to announce myself as
candidate for Supervisor. subject TO
the action OF the Democratic county
convention.
RICHARD HUMPHREY,
Lowell.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FOR CONSTABLE.

l desire to announce myself as a
candidate for reelection TO the Of
fee of constable of Bisbee Precinct
No. 2, subject to the decision Of the
Democratic convention.
j F. VII MoTH.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FoR TREASURER.

7 desire to announce myself as a
candidate for the Office of County
Treasurer. subject 10 the action OF
the Democratic convention.
JOHN p. GULL
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FOR TREASURER.

We are authorized to announce ].
c. Callaghan as a candidate for coun-
ty treasurer, subject to the action OF
the Democratic convention
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FOR THE COUNCIL.

We are authorized to announce Hon.
ben pen 1oou- ~, q sombstone, as a can
uldAss " re Territorial Council, sub
ieci to the action of the Democratic
convention.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22

hereby announce myself as can.
aidate for reelection to the once oi
constable Of Precinct NO = blsoee,
snbiect 70 the action Of the Eenocrauc
convention. DENNlE I"OMHi =
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FoR RECORDER.

desire to anRnunce myself as a
candidate for reelection to the office
Of Recorder, subject TO the action OF
the Democratic county convention.
C. A. MCDONALD.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22

We suppose the Dispatch wiz be
raking around the political graveyard
again this week in search OF another
Cameron bone.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FOR TREASURER.

| wish to announce myself as a can.
didate for the Office of County Treas
urer. subject TO the action OF the
Democratic county convention.
STEVE ROEMER,
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22

1t is a real joy 10 watch the hun
dreds of children trooping through
Douglas these days going to and com
ing from school
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FoR CONSTABLE.

| hereby announce myself as can
didate for constable of Naco precinct,
subject to the action of the Demo
cratic primaries at Naco ON Septem-
her DC JOHN NEWELL.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FOR CONSTABLE.
Fla ro'

desire TO announce myself as
candidate for the Office of Constable
of Bisbee Precinct No. 2, subject TO
the decision of the democratic con-
vention. ii. q. RUFF.
FOR SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT.
s-~e~ -zsssssssszss zers@ssH -----ee----
desire to announce myself as a
candidate for the Office OF school
superintendent Of Cochise county SUD
ject to the action of the Democratic
couRty convention.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FOR SHERIFF.

l hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the Office of sheriff subject
70 the action of the Democratic county
convention. NJ C. BENTON.
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FOR JUSTICE PEACE, LOWELL
DPECINCT

hereby announce myself as can
didate for the Office OF Justice OF the
/ peace! Lowell Precinct. subject 10 the
action of the Democratic convention.
GEO NJ. DICKSON.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FoR SUPERVISOR.

wish to announce myself as
candidate for the Office OF supervisor
subject TO the action OF the Democratic
-.r.-,snnfinn JOIN ROCK
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22

The New York World asks: What
is to become of General Leonard
Wood. after Roosevelt goesg" Quien
sabe.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
roR coNsTAsLE

, oesIre 20 announce myself as a
,,.Sidata for Constable OF Precinct
No. subject to the action OF the DEM
% - LOT MERRILL
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
FoR CONSTABLE.

desire to announce myself as a
candidate. for the office of constable
of Precinct No. 2, Bisbee. subject TO
the decision of the Democratic con-
yention JOHN H. JAMES.
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Chamberlain
Cough Remedy

1t is a favorite with many mothers aud
never disappears them. It contains no
opium or other narcotic and may be given
with implicit confidence.
siseEE pEvs CO.. sisbee. Naco and
Lowell.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
Is4t4 -

desire to announce myself ss a
candidate tor reelection TO the Office
af supervisor of Cochise county, sub
iect to the action of the Democratic
county convention.
WILLIAM NJ. RIGGS,
Dos Cabezos, Arizc.-
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-09-22
Do Not rifle
With a Cold

Is good advice for mesI ard women. II
may be vital in the case Of child. Long
experience has provsn that there is moth
ing better for colds in children than
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02

fore day. He came back to me and
swore that had swopped him horse
that know'd was goin' to die. l told
want goin' to die I'd give him my
farm. 1 felt that he had the worst of
it and l would have evened it up the
best way / could, but before 1 got
through havin' fun with him he got
mad and went away and hired law
yer to prove that was liar and al
together the worst man in the COM
munity.
Il never got such a scorin' in my
life. felt sorry for my wife and chill
dren. 1 didn't think that anybody
would ever speak to me again, and ]
told the lawyer that 1 would make it
personal matter between me and him.
/ expected the justice to decide dead
against me, but he didn't. He had
been horse trader himself
We'll, after the thing was over with
took the horse ] got from the Teller
and went over to his house about ten
miles away and turned the nag loose
in his lot. l did 1t not because I was
sorry for him, but because / was
afraid OF myself-afraid that couldn't
sleep, and l was workin' hard and
needed rest. Well, sir, that night
the nag that I'd turned into the lot
ups and dies, and the Teller swore that
l had hauled him there after he was
dead, and hanged If he didn't sue me
again. He got the same lawyer and
he made me out worse man than
was before. Made it appear that had
poisoned the horse and dragged him
over there. Then I swore that the
whole county couldn't hold me back
from takin' it out of his hide.
$50 the first chance 1 got I went to
town to see the lawyer. ! went over
to the courthouse and he was maxim
a speech, and / wish l may die dead If
the Teller he was a skinnin' this time
want the very man that had sued me.
1 never hearn anything like it. Tip.
toed and called him all sorts of a
scoundrel; said that he had defrauded
me, as honest man as lived in the
state. 1 couldn't stand that, I walked
on out and after q while he came
along and held out his hand and called
me Uncle Linz just as IL was his
mothers brother. Then he clapped
me on the shoulder and you could
have heard him laugh more than a
mile. He said he was a comm out to
go a fshin' with me.
well, let him OF, and after we
had got to be right good friends. /
asked him how he happened to be en-
gagged against my enemy, and this is
what he said: oh, wasn't. Some
of the boys told me you were comm
into the house and knew that you
were troublesome when you set your
head to it. SO as court wasn't in ses-
sion I started in to maxim speech
against the fellow SO you could hear
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02
JOKE ON A JURY.
"Ah Nevah Done It Befoh,' Said Me-
eress Just Acquitted of Theft.

"Ah Nevah Done It Befoh,' Said Me-
eress Just Acquitted of Theft.
When Ella Van Dross, young col
ored girl, was tried before Judge Ro-
salsky in general sessions at New York
the other day on the charge that when
Joseph Kayatt, a white man from
Yonkers, asked her in the hall of 249
Second avenue whether the Joneses
lived on the floor above she stealthily
removed pocketbook containing $40
from his pocket, the jury deliberated
only few minutes and then returned
with their verdict.
The girl, much disturbed, was led to
the bar. The foreman rose. I'VE find
the defendant not guilty" he said. AS
the late prisoner was turning to leave
court Judge Rosalsky called out:
"One moment, Ella. Be careful not
to let any more suspicion fall on you,
whether you are innocent this time or
not"
'Oh, judge" said the girl, "Ah nevah
done 1t befoh, an fo' de Lurd All never
will again."
The jury looked amazed.
That's one on you, gentlemen" re-
marked the Judge, and all the court
room laughed.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02

A lawsuit had been tried on the
veranda of the crossroads store, and
when it had been settled Limuel Juck-
lin, who had watched the proceedings,
took the homemade chair, vacated by
the justice, leaned back against the
wall and rermkaed: Rather bad, this
thing of goin' to law. And amt it
peculiar state of society that educates
men to stimulate quarrels? We may
say that they amt trained for that
purpose, but unless there are misun-
derstandin's the lawyers work is cut
off, and he's got little too much Of
Old Adam in him not to look out for
his own interest"
You take a wrong view of the mat
ter" replied a young lawyer.
That is just about what l expected
you to say. But grantin to the lawyer
all he can claim for himself, it must
after all be allowed that the bickerin' s
and shortsightedness of the human
family give him the most of his excuse
for Twin. A perfect state OF civiliza-
ton would argue perfect honesty, and
II such were the case the lawyers
would be powerful scarce. There is
no denyin' of the fact that some of the
greatest men have been lawyers and
that the most of our presidents have
practiced law. And so have some of
the immortal geniuses been soldiers,
but IL man had been just and peace
able there never would have been
any need for the soldier"
According to your view, then" said
the lawyer, there is no real need for
anybody that"
THAT doesn't build up" Limuel
broke in, winking at his former
friends. Livery man ought to produce
somethin". II he don't he's livin' on
somebody that does. The only real
world better. Understand, now,
have nothin' against anybody's calm
I'm just expressin' my opinion and 1t
must be taken for what it is worth.
But the lawyer shows US one thing II
nothin' more-how keen a mans mind
may be whetted. l recollect once that
a fellow sued me. We had snapped
horses"
And you had got the better Of him.
eh?" said the lawyer.
well, that's the way 1t looked to
him. The horse / let him have died
that night. He asked me if the horse
was sound and l said / never had
heard any complaint, and hadn't. He
had never been under the care of a
doctor SO far as l knew. His appetite
was good and he'd bat his eye when
you motioned at him. l might have
seen him fall down--have seen men
fall, but / didn't think that they were
goin' to die. told him child could
drive him. A, child did drive him out
OF the garden that day. Well, we
snapped. and, as say, his horse was
taken sick in the night and died be-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02

thousand crisp dollar bills, and would
receive her thanks for each one. But
1t is queer thing about gratitude.
Her thanks for the first bill would be
heartfelt, but by the time had reached
the first hundred she would have
grown tired of thanking me, and I
verify believe that before had hand
ed in the last bill she would have
asked me il / couldn't be a little more
expedient. Thus usage dulls the
senses.
On the other hand, do you suppose
that if were sued for thousand dol
lars / would pay the complainant in
good green money? No, thousand
times, no. l would purposely buy the
smallest blank check that could find,
and in my most minute chirography.
and with an autograph that was bare
ly good, 1 would sign it, and thus /
cheap.
In some things most of us are in
tensely mean, and among the expendi-
lures that offend mems souls are those
paid into railroad company's grasp
ing NAV. / hold myself no better
than the rest, and, If possible, al
ways travel in company with another,
and before we start out give him
money to cover the expenses, and he
buys the tickets and l feel that have
not spent so much.
But in buying stationery, and books,
and pictures, never think of intrust-
ing the business to another. Let me
pick out my own paper, find my own
book, be my own judge of the picture,
and, when they are ready to deliver,
let me pay the bill myself in coin Of
the realm.
Your plumber should always re-
ceive check, but the man who en-
tertains you should get good gold,
even IL it is only so cents worth.
One objection / have to royalties is
that they always come in the form OF
check-when they come at all. One
time, though, my publisher varied it;
instead Of sending a check he sent
bill. You see, had given at least
ten copies of the book at Christmas
time, and, Of course, the balance was
in his favor. Do you know, really
enjoyed the thing for change.
By the way, that receiving of royal
ties, even if they are paid in check
form, is a good game. You sell your
stories for so much, and then, when
they are all printed, you are induced
to make book of them. Well, you
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02

have already been paid for them. 80
that you stand to gain, whatever hap
pens 1t may be only ten dollars
that will come to you. but it may be
$4,000, and the Joy of looking
forward to royalty day Is one
that cannot be expressed in words.
You do not hear much about the
sale of your book; your friends say
nothing about it, but perhaps they
are keeping its phenomenal success
secret from you You live in the
country, and you never see the Book
man, so you do not know what the
six best sellers are, but you have
your suspicious. At last the fate
full day arrives. the familiar envelope
of your publisher comes to you by
mail, and as you open it check fut-
tiers out You remember the stories
of du Maurier and "Trilby," and how
his publishers sent him several thou
sands over and above the contract
agreement
To be sure, 1t is only a check, and
not money, but, after all, any bank
will convert a check into money IL
you are known, and your book has
doubtless made you known through
the wide world.
You pick up the check and close
your eyes until you are holding it
right in front of them. 'The Second
National bank of New York. Pay to
the order of yourself $47.5O. Harp,
Serb. & CO..
1t isn't quite what you thought it
would be. The book is not one OF
the six-yet. Still, after the first dis
appointment is over, you reflect that
it is all clear gain, and you go to
the bank and have it converted into
new dollar bills, and then you go down
town to the bookstore and you buy
thirty odd books that you have wanted
for years.
No, you don't. You know very well
you don't, for the same mail that
brought the check brought its antith-
esis in the form of bill from the
gentleman who raised the price Of
beef on you, and the other gentleman
who charged you eight dollars ton
for coal, and like good little man
you sit down and you write out two
checks which take up AZ of the dollars.
But take my advice and get the bet
ter of fortune by taking the five-f1fty
that is left-and your wife-and going
into town for a small jamboree. Re
member that jamboree, small though
it be, remains In the memory long
after the memory of paid bill has
left you.
Pay the bills, but save enough out
of the cost of your clothes for little
jamboree. Clothes warm the body,
but jamborees warm the cookies of
the heart, and man who neglects the
cookies of the heart to put Jaeger
underwear on his lusty limbs has
failed in his duty toward himself
and his better half
Copyright, by James Pott & Co..,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02

handled money at all. He was a
millionaire, too, but he did all his
business with checks, and seldom had
more than $40 on his person, and he
was miserable and dyspeptic.
l understood the feeling of the
moneyed millionaire better than that
of the checked one. The first man
was not a miser; he was simply q
grown-up child, with a child's delight
in actually seeing the money that he
had earned by the sweat of his brow,
most of it at dollar a day. Don't
stop to figure out how many days he
had worked, or 1 won't wait.
Now, Of course, there are persons
OF imagination who go through life
using checks and feeling rich, but it
takes a good deal of imagination to do
so, and for me the pretty green ten
dollar bill means ten times as much
as the check for ten dollars.
OF course. checks have their uses,
and l use them myself. When
bill for some prosaic thing, like re-
pairs to the coal chute, comes in, /
send out a check in payment, but IL
] am buying book that I have long
coveted, you may be sure that l hand
out real money for it. The book rep
resents something tangible, and
will not insult the book dealer by send
ing him cold, unfeeling check
If 1 wanted to bring happiness to
widow, whose husband had died leav-
ing her destitute, do you think that l
would send her check for a thou
sand dollars? If you do, you don't
know me.
If / were going to do the thing at all
] would go to her house with one
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02
.YaIe,. ssasbore Iahnratorx.

The Sheffield Scientific school of Yale
university has purchased site at the
end OF Rocky Beach. of Bradley Point.
Savin Rock. on which an experiment
and collecting station will be erected.
The building proposed is not an extern
sive laboratory, but merely structure
to satisfy the immediate needs Of the
school in the collecting and study of
marine specimens. During the last
year Shelf voted to support one exper.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02
Born in Iowa.

Our family were all born and raised
in Iowa. and have used Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
made at Des Moines) for years. We
know how good it is from long expert
ence in the use of it. In fact, when
in Ell Paso, Texas, the writer's life
was saved byi the prompt use of this
remedy. We are now engaged in the
mercantile business at Narcoossee,
Fla, and have introduced the remedy
here. 1t has proven very successful
and is constantly growing IN favor
Ennis. Bros. This remedy Is for sale
by all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02
RECORD OF COURT HOUSE
Real Estate Transfers.

Julia S. McElvain TO Levicia H.
Perry, south AZ feet lot u, block 2,
Barth & Babcock's Twentieth street
addition. Rock Island. $500.
Gertrude c. Church to David w.
Hunt, part outlot 1, Ryder & Reads
addition. Moline. $4,000.
Rock Island Brewing company to
White, Pope G Guyer, lot 8. block
112, New Shops Second addition, town
East Moline. 81.
S. A. Wilson to c. H. Widener
north one-half northwest and part
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02
; 1ssi Indianapolis, Indiana.

north one-half northeast quarter Sec
ton 3. northeast northeast quarter
and south one-half northeast quarter
and part southeast northeast quarter
and part southeast northwest quarter
section 4-20-2e. $4,000.
o. F. Anderson to Edward Coryn,
part lot II, Mrs. L. n. Warmers First
addition, town East Moline. 81.
A. H. Arp to Gertrude c. Church.
part outlot 1. Ryder. & Reads First
addition, Moline. 81.
Mary E. Cramer to Gertrude C.
Church, part oatlot 1. Ryder & Reads
addition, Moline. 81.
All the news all the time-THE
ARGUS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02
Vegetable Hat Trimmings.

Paris modistes. having exhausted the
possibilities of decoration of hats with
flowers, fruits and feathers, have been
compelled to look for novelties else
where and have decided to see what
they can make of the produce Of the
kitchen garden. First experiments are
to be made with tomatoes, which will
shortly be seen in the smartest hats,
while the cucumber and the parsnip
loom thrcateningly on the horizon.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02

imenting chemist at Woods Hole.
Mass, and the structure at Bradley
Point is intended for the use of expert
mentors during the months of the col
iege year when Woods Hole is not
accessible.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02

ONCE knew .
millionaire W b o
always carried his
m o n ey around
with him IN bills,
There were some
one dollar bills,
III ore ten-dollar
bills, and many
hundred and thou
sand dollar bills.
He always car
ried them in q
suit case with an
ordinary lock and
key, and he told
me that he was
happy just be-
cause he had the
actual money.
His brot h e r
h a + dly ev r
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02

me- and he clapped me on the shoul.
der and you could have hearn him
laugh more than two miles this time.
Get a lawyer with fun in him and
he's all right. Once / had some bust
ness on hand-the settlement of my
brothers estate-and l went to old
Tom Cantwell and asked him how
much he would charge me, and he al
mosttook my breath with the amount
he named. knew he was a man of a
good deal of ability-liked fun, and
says to him like this: Tell you what
arrangement to make, colonel. I've
got mighty fine chicken out at my
house and If you can fetch out one to
whip him I'll engage you and pay your
price, but IL my chicken whips yourn,
why you do the work for nothin'.' He
was man of ability and he agreed.
All. me, there amt such lawyers about
he"
But did the fight come off?" some
one inquired.
"Oh, that fight? Yes, held tallow
candles for 1t one night, and you'd
have thought 1t was a snowin', the
air was so full Of feathers. My wife
kept on calm out: Limuel, what
are you a doin' there In the smoke
house. and 1 always answered: Tn
diggin' up a rat. Go on to bed. I've
most got him now
Il don't know how long they 1T
other ROSTERS were CROWN all around
the neighborhood when they got
through. But my chicken crowed last,
and the colonel gave me his hand with
feathers stickin' to it, and says, says
he: Linn, you've got me and I'll take
care of your business
Best settlement / ever made. He
took care of the business right up to
the handle, and when he had got
through he lowed, he did, that he could
| find bird that could whip mine for
| the estate-said he'd put up his law
books and his house and lot against it,
but it looked too much like gamblin',
| so backed down. Oh, he would have
| done it. Ablest lawyer In the county.
| It's pity all lawsuits couldn't be set
| tied somewhat in that way-as fairly,
| I mean.
Il was Just thinkin'," he added AFT
| er few moments of silence, how
| much trouble the old world has been
| put to tryin' to govern man. Every
| year or so the legislatures meet and
make laws and unmake them, always
experimental with man. The trouble
| with him is he don't know what he
wants and don't know what to do with
it after he gets it. And the lawyer is
the outgrowth of his restlessness and
| his ignorance"
Think there will ever come q time
wien there are no lawyers?" the young
advocate inquired, and the old man
scratched his head.
"Oh, yes, that time will come, but
1t will be the time when there isn't
anything The lawyer has come to stay
as long as the rest of us do. He's 3
smart man and q good Teller for the
most part, and is nearly always wiIlin'
to forgive you when he has done you
wrong, and want to remark right
here that this argues the EXTREMIST Of
liberality."
Copyright b. opis ResAl
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-06-02

Puts that feeling of vim and go into
your tired brain and body that makes
life pleasure OF health and happi-
ness; you feel as young in years and
looks as child--it's HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea, greatest summer tonic,
Es5 cents, tea or tablets. Harper House
pharmacy.