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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
Notice Of Communication F,n., Proof,

DEPARTMENT OF TmE EXTERIOR.
LAND OFFICE at BisMARCk. N. -,
February ~ nos
Notice is hereby given that
CLARA Il. KEEPER,
VI Luton. N. H.. has filed notice OF her in
tentiOn To make Communication final proof In
support OF her claim, viz:
1904. Tor the =. W. y OF Sec -. TWO. ri
NJ, Rge. - w. OF Firth 4. NJ
Aud that said proof will be made before
L. a. We;.thcrhyl Uni,cd States commission
or. ut Linton. N. ID on April =, 1908
She names the following witnesses To prove
ncf continuous residence upon and cultivn-
ton OF the land, viz.
william y. johnson. OF Omio, n. u.
Edward Il. Pitcher. OF Omto, N. d.
John Brasseth, OF Linton, MD.
Andrew Hanson, OF Omio, N. ~.
NJ. II. JEWELL, Register
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
notice Of Flve.Year r,na, Proof.

IMPAIRMENT or TME INTERIOR.
Land OFFICE AT RlsMARCk y. H.
March !, HOS
Notice IL hereby given that
WILLIAM SCHwAR
or Linton, y. H. has nied motifs. -, III.
intention 70 make flve-ycar final proof in
support ct his claim. viz W
Homestead Entry No. ls6ss made September
= lMH. Tor the y OF : w i aud lots 4
and an. Sec -, Twp las n Rye Il ~ ~
And that said proof Will bc made before
on ~ ~ CArley judge and cx- oflicIo clerk
~ Linton. n. D.. ON April IL, 1905:
ne names the following witnesses To prove
nus CONTINUOUS residence upon aud cultiyu-
CHARLES =. Lips. OF Linton. \. ".
-. +. letric. OF Linton, n. ~
niRic Duoltttlc, OF Linton. N. u
h'chard Aelglcr. OF Linton, n. ~
NJ. II. JEWELL Register.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12

The Linton Concert Band will give a
concert and dance at the opera.house on
the evening Of ST. Patrick's Day. March
Il. 1908. The following program will
be rendered, after which will follow the
"Dancc Of the Season."
PROGRAM.
March-Pride OF the Nation. :. Stanley
Rand.
2. Excerpts from Bohemian Girl. Ralte
Band.
Incidental Solos c coFsssn' j. 1. Ovens en
3. VOCAL selo-say Au Kevois but not
Ms. syivi. rrinE. "c''s'n0'
=. Clarinet Solo, electa. !. 49,. Robinson
CO. Smith.
3. Vocal Solo. .............. Selected
Master Cromwell Owens.
6. Clarinet Quartet, by II. Stodtard, James
Patterson, John Rowerdink and z. O..
.. COrnet solO':. ........,........-S Selected
j. l.. Owens.
8. Vocal Solo-ld Like "a Little Loving
Now and Then. ............ Kelley
Mrs. G. U. Smith.
.. Serenade-Pleasant Dreams Ripley
Band.
10. March, Home Spun. ..... McQuaide
Band.
Tickets for the concert, - cents;
dance, IS cents. Reserved seats for the
concert on sale at Flaherty's drug store.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
Notice Of rlve.year F,nal Proof.
DEPARTMENT or TUE INTERIOR.
LANp 0vrICE AT HIsMAnck, n. n

DEPARTMENT or TUE INTERIOR.
LAND OvFIcE AT BIsMARck. n. u.
February ~. 1905
Notice is hereby given that
EBERT WILLIAM CHASE.
~ Linton. N. p has filed notice OF hi, in
tention 10 make tivc-ycar final proof In
support of his claim. VIZ
siom ,Ss. nd Entry No 1905 made Sept, 10,
u. Twp. 49, n. Kgc. Il w OF i'if,H q NJ.
And that said proof will bc mrdc before l..
a. WeAtherby, United States commissioner.
~ Linton. N. d.. ON April 1T. 1905
. lie names the following witnesses to prove
ttOn OF the land, viz
GustAvus A. llerolk, OF Linton. n u
Herman l!erolz. of Linton, N. u,
James Y. Pitts. Of Linton y u
Albert II. Irvine. OF Linton. a. ~
NJ. II. JEWELL. Register.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
Sunni mons.


STATE or NORTm DAKOTA 49,
COUNTY OF EMMONs.
In District Court: sixth Judicial District.
Christian MAIDEN, plaintiff. vs.. Henry Ham
mitt. y. w. Brown and Z. 4. Lcnnun, de-
PENDANTS.
The State Of North Dakota To the above
named defendants;
You are hereby summoned 10 answer the
complaint In the abOvc-cntitlcd action. ~
witch "a copy will le tilcd with thcelerl, ~
court Ut EmmOns county. at Luton, ~.
and to scrvon copy.of your answer TO the
nee In Linton, In said county and state
within thirty days after the ssrvicc oi this
such service; and. IL case Of your failure Ia
appear or answer. Judgment Will be taken
against you by default for the relief de
manded In tho complaint.
dated January ~. A. u. 1908.
GEO. w. LYNN
Plaintiffs Attorney, Linton, N. u.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
Republican Prscinct Committeeman.

Republican Precinct committeemeu
Elsewhere will be found call for
meeting in Linton. Wednesday, Marc
18th. of the republican county centra
committee. Following are the names q
the precinct committeeman:
Burr Oak-F. d. Smith.
Gayton Peter Shier.
Hampton IS. c. Busby.
Denhem-John Baker.
Williamsport "A. l., Cell.
Cherry Crove-H. w. Allen.
Logan. N. Roop.
Tell-Olc A. Sjerslee.
Omio-John Bartu.
Linton "A. w. Sims.
Emmonsburg Henry Wittmayer.
Dakem -Andrcas Permann.
Exeter-Rudolph Mirau.
Strasburg Andrew Boschker.
Selz-John Weber.
Bakker-Jacob Croen.
Westfield -Wieger Roden burg.
Union-Joseph Clark.
Winona-John McCrory.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12

DEPARTMENT or TUE INTERIOR
LAND OFFICE AT DlsMARCK, n. u.
February :. 1905.
Notice Is hereby given that
JOHANNES ENGEI.
OF StrAsburR. n. ~, has filed notice OF his
intention To make Communication final prot
In support ~ his claim. viz.
Homestead Entry No sslte made June ..
lMsi for the :. =, u \. + 4 and n. !. u
81 OF Sec, Twp Ip n Rye :. "
of Firth T.. NJ.
And that said proof will he made before
q. Rocks, clerk of the district court ~
Emmons county, \. w.. AT Linton. y. u ON
March ~, lpls
lie names the following witnesses To prove
MS continuous residence upon and cuitiva-
tion OF the land. viz
Michael Rraun. Jr., Of StrAsburg y. H.
tNustihus Rrmun. OF Strashurg, n, ~
!inxvnz uotfarth ~ StrAsburg. n. u.
Engel@t' Meier, of StrAsburg. y. ~
NJ, u. JEWELL. Register
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
@;eh o. rhssnf

4 certain two men are possessed Of
exactly $4,000.
One buys molsst house for 1900.
O modest business for 5000 and salts
the remainder Of his money away
against rainy day. The other puts
bis entire $4,000 into q motor car and
thereby acquires such credit that he
can have q house worth $4,000 and be-
come partner IN . business paying
100000 q yeGf.
Assuming that 18th men have wife
ana some daughters. which Of them
lives to kick himself?-Puck.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
Notice Of F,ve.year Flna, proos.
DEPARTMENT or rsE INTERIOR,
LAM llnEI4,n Al. HIM unx -

DEPARTMENT of THE INTERIOR,
LAND OtFicE Al BISMARCK. n. ID.
February I, 1908
Notice is hereby given that
ADAM SENGER
Of Hague. n. D., has iiled notice OF hl, in-
tentt0n 10 make Hve-year final proof in
support Of his claim. viz:
Homs.tcad Entry No 1860, made July u,
y, ". Z and n. u. I J. 81 8 $ " :. .: Sea- IT,
Twp. 10 n. Rye. "a W. of Fifth T.. Nj
And that said proof will he made before
T. q. Rocks. clerk ~ the dis,rc, count of
EmlnoMx county, n. ~, 1T linton, u.
on March u. 1905
Tic names the following witncss., 10 proNr
his continuous residence upon aud 'nisv,
tiOn Of the land. via:
John Scnver, OF Iiague. N, u.
Joseph n. Fischer. OF Hague, N. u
Frank Netsx, Of Hague. n ~
Joseph weisbeck. OF Hague, N. u.
NJ. II. JEWELL Register
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
For Sale.

One standard bred Hambletonian stall
lion. Or would take livestock or land
in exchange for same. Will sell on
terms to suit purchaser, on secured pa
per. For further particulars inquire Of
c. E. Pring, at Bazaar store. Linton.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12

B-lf you have grain to clean, buy
2 Hero. There is none other so much
used and with such excellent satisfac-
tion. w. E. Petrie.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12

tY-F For Sale.-W We handle feed corn
In any quantity Call on Exchange
Elevator Company, Linton, Edw. G..
Kruger, Agent.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12

MISUNDERSTANDING and plain
sewing. Will 20 out by the day. Mrs.
Vim. Barrow, Walnut and Ninth
Streets.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12

0For Sale.-I have go bushels Of
Argentine seed flax, which will dis.
pose Of for 81 o per bushel. VIM.
Muench, Emmonsburg, n. d.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12

~ For proofs. 6lings, etc. apply to
L. A. Weathsrby, United States Con-
missioner. Linton.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
For SIZE.

A mixed bnnch of about seventy head
Of horses and mares. J. NJ. Carignan,
Fort Yates. N. D. l44-4sl
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
Aeee,sj,shst.

~. 0osnb Ny boy. you'd nsgDs
hoS.ns uss language like that! Ths
0a-I bet you don't! Why. It took
NJ avs yeafs 20 learn al dsm words
Sketch.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12

tB- For Sale The S. ! Of $. of
Sec. %, Twp. 100, Rye. Il, situated on
the main road four miles north Of
Pollock, S. ID. Apply to W. w. Put
nam, Winona, N. %.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12

Wasted-Ths name Il u nan Who
~ mads ~ wsltin rtas-Ds6sit
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-03-12
FOR SALE.

tVW 0AlEs
lhave for sale at my place. the south.
east quarter Of Sec. II, Twp. 133. Rye.
IS. the following described property:
black mare. IL years old; weight
1900 lbs.
bay gelding. 3 years old; weight
100 lbs.
yearling mare colt.
mich COW: fresh next May.
l De Laval cream-separator.
lnew five-foot Mccormick mower.
lten-foot Decring hayrake.
good farm-wagon.
The aforementioned property can be
bought at reasonable prices.
Terms cash, or secured notes payable
n or before Nov, i. 1908.
FRED H. REEMrs. Linton. N. D.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24
ENTHUSIASM

Enthusiasm is the great of They
noble thought
motive keep in motion the wheels of progress.
AS long indffee they remain inferior.
thing, he remains
of the multitude
One great many accomplish
anything about worthy
thing
To succeed means toll of denial
and then from
consciousness, which is the whisper of God
quality thoughts quality of love-
termine whether succeeds making his life rich fair
beautiful
enle think
successful life Life consist having abundance
things That gathered million
life
is what have; it is what
will lead ting life himself be barren
tn life
he has enthusiasm for great principle ea that
above self teaches lift noushes the world
wise a hypocrite his
equally that character revealed by his
his admraons, his
is fine be of self controlled
finer have eyerish noble impulses find
of mind worthy achievements
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24
BANK GUARANTY JUSTIFIED

umin
bank deposit plan the seed for which
successfully in Oklahoma, Cores state
denied the benefits of the
hold their with the latter fact that has been
previously pointed special correspondents The Press
another sideight generally
ciated yet every trying
of
In to deposits funds banks
deposits
requires similar the deposit of its funds
nation.
this
humble shall be assured by
every bank shall be
him demand
the final and fair solution of the banking issue
Fnancers and their easily cloud, and have
question
comprehend.
the simple matter
of money puts a command
under circumstances,
Accomplish that and the lack of confidence boyle is dead
accomplished bankers benefit well
public
Oklahoma has proved it.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24

The army Of southern defense
lay encamped in the quiet valley
of ripping creek. For miles and
miles the white tents dotted the
winding banks, the calls of SEN
tries and the stray rifle shots echo
ing through the long ravine. The
glow of thousand camp fires
rivaled the glimmer of the moon
shine.
A party of mounted officers came
trotting through a sweet scented
meadow, their side arms juggling
as they rode. 1t was the major
general in command and his gilt
tering staff. At the foot of a big
hay stack the party halted.
What is the matter?' the gen.
eral asked.
"A sick man." responded a young
lieutenant. He wanders in high
fever"
The general dismounted and
came near the improvised bed of
coats on which the young soldier
lay. Let us help you," he offered.
A carriage rumbled in the dis
lance, and, coming nearer, halted
at the scene of the commotion. A
large, sleek, benevolent appearing
man stepped from the vehicle and
apppOaphpd 'tIf 10 tho bicbon IF
the diocese" murmured a farmer,
standing near
The churchman came close and
took the fevered mans hand. Tell
me your wishes, my son." he muir
INJURED. 81 am minister"
The stricken man opened his
eyes. II am glad you have come
If l must die with the uniform of
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24
Titles Come Easy
for Stage Ladies

The recent marriage of Miss Lii
liam Storey to Eary Poulett, recalls
other MARRIAGES in which beautiful
stage favorites have acquired titles
or fortunes, or both among which
are the following:
Camille Clifford, married to Hon.
Lyndhurst Bruce, eldest son OF
Lord Alternately.
Eva Darlington to Lord de Cliff
ford.
Elsie Ray to Ronald McAndrew,
millionaire.
Hilda Harris to Mr.. Drummond
of Drummond's bank.
Barbara Deane to Basil Loder.
Kathleen Dawn to Mr.. Hardinge.
a ward of the Duke of Portland.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24

unjust girl begin by coddling
the entire family connection of a
man she admires, and would be
willing to marry If the chance Of
fered?"
This was the question put to me
by girl have always rather ad-
mired for her wholesome independ-
ence.
For mercy's sake-don't," / was
moved to remark, and she flushed
rosily.
In my minds eye could see that
girl becoming the laughing stock of
the neighborhood. trying to follow
out some mistaken advice.
Believe me-" declared ear
nestly. 1T Is not In the least neces-
sary for you to take his great
grandfather out for an airing, do
his sisters hair or run errands for
yOur problematical mother In law"
The social relations between the
girl Ned Is casting sleeps eyes at
and Ned's own family are always
delicate. aud often strained.
The girl who loves and who feels
herself loved In return. but who Is
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24
HoW to Use Lemons

Squeeze a little lemon juice into
glass of water and drink it be-
fore breakfast every morning. 1t
will sweeten your stomach.
A small piece of lemon rubbed
into the scalp will prevent dark
hair falling out.
Squeeze the juice of lemon into
a quart of milk and use it as a
lotion morning and night, for a
clear complexion.
Lemon and glycerine make an
excellent lotion for the hands if
applied before going to bed.
Lemon rubbed over the temples
has been known to relieve head
ache.
Lemon juice will kill the effect
of bee sting.
Lemon juice is the best remedy
for scurvy.
A few drops of Juice to the water
used for cleansing your teeth will
remove tartar.
Salt and lemon juice will remove
stains without injury.
Dried lemon peels sprinkled over
Goals will kill disagreeable odors.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24
DAILY SHORT STORY
THE CHURCH AND THE ARMY.

The sun shone warm upon the
fragrant hay stack, and the breeze
from the stream in the valley car.
ried a leaf or a piece of down here
and there, alighting upon General
George Washington Lane and the
Rev. John Wesley Simpson, who
lounged on the soft hay NOV. The
sun and the breeze spoke very elo.
quently of the tepid swimming hole
in the creek, as General Lane re.
marked to his friend, Elder Simp-
son.
Gee, I'll bet the waters fine
this morning. Let's go in, Preach
er-what do you say?"
NO" answered the Preacher.
Lets talk about what Wen do
when we're big"
1t was their favorite diversion
and it never tagged in zest. So
that the breeze called vainly of
swimming holes, of birds nests
and apple orchards waiting patient
ly to be plundered, while the
youths remained on the warm hay
NOW picturing the days to come.
I'm going to be a soldier--a
great general" promised Mr..
Washington Lane.
you've said that thousand
times" interrupted the Preacher.
And capture cities and torpedo
warships and wear a great, big gilt
tasseled sword. I'll fight and shoot
and gallop about"
Listen to mel" interrupted the
Preacher. I'll be minister, I
guess. l won't have any hard work
to do and I'll have chicken dinners
at all the peoples houses and I'll
be singing and shouting while fell
low are shooting at your head.
Pshaw, I'd rather be a preacher"
you're crazy" charged General
Lane. Preachers are sissies."
you don't know what you're
talking about" the Preacher re-
eliminated. Generals are just bis
bloody murderers-thats what
they are!"
There was a slap and IA scuffle
and jumbled, scantily clad figures
tumbled from the fragrant hay
NOW. When they reached the
ground, the General and the
Preacher clinched. broke loose,
glared, seized rocks and slowly
backed away, each from the other
until out of sight. Next day the
Preacher moved with his people to
a far away city.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24

Miss Gates to Baron Won Dltton.
Eva Hillisdon to the Marquis de
Florac.
Mary Fairbairn to Mr.. Smithson,
millionaire.
May Kennedy to Peter Kelly. a
millionaire.
Christina HUMPHREYS to Mr.. An
derson, millionaire.
Edna May to Oscar llewisohn,
millionaire.
Denise Orme to the Hon. John II.
Yarde Butler, eldest son OF Lord
Churston.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24
IF the WickIebridges
Were in White
House

Better take lanog your craven
cite and umbrella and gum shoes.
1t looks like rain, love-" Twas the
voice of Mrs. Wicklebridge to her
spouse as he started downtown.
Let it rain!" Mr. w. grunted.
But Cireo, you endanger your
health was the wifely protest.
well, I'd rather get pneumonia
like man than acquire curvature
Of the spine packing a lot of molly
coddle toys waiting for curbstone
weather prediction to make good.
Who cares hurrah, anyway, if l
do get wet?"
my dear, your entire future may
depend upon your physical fitness.
Who knows but"
Chop it, Guinevere," he testify
retorted. Just give that if | were
president specially the hook"
AT least, if you were elevated to
that proud eminence, Cicero, every
symptom would be the subject for
alarm"
with your mania for dissemin-
ating gossip, | guess it would" he
muttered. After you'd call up the
papers. they'd come out like this:
President is Pale. Wicklebridge
Waxen and Wan. Wife's Mother
Visiting Him.
Now that's false" with spirit.
Besides, my mother never has any
thing to do with your neglect"
Sure 1t would be blamed to my
own cussedness. 'Wicklebridge
Stricken. Complications of Chill
blains and Lumbago. Imprudently
Sat on White House Steps While
Waiting to Be Let IN
Nonsense, man. | would not let
you expose yourself that way. You
know how solicitous l am about
you"
Huh. I guess yess. The finish
would be quick, with your med
ding. Chief Executive Croaks!
Does Not Survive Mrs. Wickle-
bridges Mustard Platers and Camo-
mile Tea. Disgraceful Scramble
For His Shoes Already in Progress.
Be careful, woman!'
But this callOus picture started
his wife crying, and so he took
along the cravenette and the UNI
brella and the gum shoes just to
shut her up.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24

vengeance upon me, fear for my
SOUL" <
Then you may rest" comforted
the bishop. ut is righteous war
and your uniform is the uniform OF
home and peace itself"
Thank Cod" gasped the young
soldier. And after that he said no
more.
The kindly churchman looked up
to find Major General Lane of the
southern army of defense, scan
ming him closely. "Bishop-Simp-
SOM" stammered the general.
The bishop nodded. 81 believe II
is the same place, General Lane"
"The same, dear place." muir.
INJURED the major general. 1--WE
backed away from it with rocks in
our hands,"
Then the church and the army
Joined hands, where 20 years before
the army had swung a goodly right
to counter the raised left of the
militant church. And beneath their
clasped hands the young soldier
slept peacefully.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24
MOST ANyTh|MG}
ABES%D 49, So @ lily Ae Va

teams were all punched up to-
gether near the store of James B.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Cor. New Lon
don Day.
Now let Mr.. Foraker left his
nobly rining voice and make one
of those patriotic exhortations of
his.
Hermis, one of the greatest race
horses of American turf, winner of
Suburban in 1904, sold for 5000.
Day of running horse is about over.
A western congressman is
quoted as saying that when he first
entered congress he wondered how
he ever got there, but later on he
wondered how any of them ever
got there.
Il have come to take your pulse"
announced the learned physician.
The sick man smiled feebly. go
ahead, doc" he whispered, It is
about all | lave left"
"She tells me that theirs is a
platOnic love. What does that
mean, hubby?"
Means that we'll have to dig
up for a wedding present in about
two months"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24
Don't G z{s]{d Hi2 IA1nilE
~ zsssSSNNAk> .BN EooIE.rtpARTION.

not engaged, is in an anomalous
position. Fortunate for her if she
live miles away from his mothers
keen eyes and his sisters quick
tongue. Love sharpens our vision,
and she must needs be remark
able girl, walking circumspectly in
all her ways, to find favor in the
sight of mother and sister.
To appear to be trying to win
his family over would only subject
the girl to ridicule and unnecessary
humiliation.
How terrible to have the neigh
bors look at each other and smile
when she happens to perform some
trifling little favor for his mother!
Fancy that awful kid brother tell
ing his pals: Yah! she's after
Ned. | know why she gives me
nickels and treats me to ice
cream"
Don't stoop to "coddling." No
matter how much you love the
man, try to remember your own
dignity. Only by doing so will you
find favor in his sight.
Men hate and despise girls who
run after them.
Be sweet and kind and courteous
to all his people, but never give
them the impression that you are
going out Of your way TO be nice to
them-that you are willing to be-
come member Of the family.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24

Teacher In Primer Class-Arthur.
spell am"
Arthur-A-m-n, am.
Teacher-Why. that isn't correct
at all.
Arthur (confidently)-That so?
Well, what does damn spell?
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24

Farmer Cowhide-What's tn in
dications fer hard winter, Ezra?
Farmer Hickory-Waal, both tn
great parties is hanging onto tn
coin. an reckon that's sure
sign.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24

"Old Skinner is hanging onto life
a long time with one foot in the
grave"
Eyes, and | bet he's doing it to
keep from buying a shoe for it."
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1908-09-24

Hearst's gift of oratory's small,
At speaking he has betterS;
But, WOW, he surely skins EN- all
At reading letters.
The bible press of Oxford pre-
duces on an average 5000 copies of
the bible every day. Skins of
100000 animals are used every
year for covers.
Skinner-Good morning, ma am.
Did you ever see anything so I'M
settled as the weather has been
lately.
Mrs. Hashley-Well, there's your
board bill, MIR. Skinner!
Hewitt-Do you think long hair
makes a man look intellectual?
Jewitt-Not when his wife finds
it on his coat; it makes him look
foolish.
Mothers, there is a note of sim
plicity in new children's costumes,
and the overdressed child is now
the exception.
China's latest census indicates a
population of 40C,O0O,000. What a
chance for attendance if base ball
is ever introduced into the land.
1t looked like Broadway this
morning on Pearl street, as seven