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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-02
Robby Fshe.d lila Thouaht.

Mr.. Brown, the new minlsteE h,
just eaten his first dinner with d
Smith family. As they were feavtng 4
dining room the good man turned
the, hostess and said: "Sister SINH
T rarely get such an excellent dinneg
Before she could reply, Bobby Smll
aged 2, rejoined: Same here. BROTH
RroWu."
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-02
virtuoua Raae

The mans Indignation was terrible.
Those boys" he said, tiled a kettle to
a cats tail and chased IL four miles. I'm
going to have them all arrested
WAS It your cat7" we inquired gently.
mo- said he, 1t was my kettle"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-02
Taking Her Pick.

I. The following was told at a smoE'
recently, and It Is not so bad, eiths
The narrator told OF another little fes
he once attended, where eight men We
sent home in one hack; and the driV'
simply rang the doorbell, and when
feminine voice called from an upp.
window, who Is there?" the Jehu !
piled, ''Missus, will You be so kind
to come down and pick out your baby
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-02

Patients are double charged VIII
physicians give them electrical trea
ment.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-02

And the man IN the moor r. doubtless
forced to practice economy because
everything up there fl 30 high.
.-%-
Somehow he less account a man "a
the more faith some fool women seem
to have In hfua
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-01-02

only One ssBROMO QUININE"
That Is LAXATIVE BRoMo oU1NINE. Loo
for the signature OF Z. u. GROVE. Used d
world over to Cure q Cold In One day. 20
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-12-17
PedestaIs and
Tabourettes5

A big new stock, just ar
rived from the East, our
first shipment went fast.
We will show you some new
ones now. They are orna-
mental and practical; any
housewife would appreciate
one. Golden oak or mission,
$3.50, $3.50, $500, s4.oo, ETC.,
etc. ]
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-12-17
Foot Stools

We have a fine line, almost
every known style. Just the
thing for the old people.
You cannot go wrong on any
of them.- $1.oo, $1.25, $3.50
and UP to $500.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-12-17
Open Evenings Until After Christmas
Pictures

The best gift of all, they
make ideal gifts. Our stock
is large and select-Water.
colours, Pastels, Sepias,
Etchings and Carbons. Wis
it our Art Department, it is
very interesting and instruc-
tive. Our line of 15c pic
lures make ideal gifts for.
Sunday School classes.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-12-17
Carpet SWeepers

We handle exclusively the
world renowned Bissel line.
Make mother or wife happy
by a Bissel. Priced, $3.50,
$500, $3.50, $s.75 and $4.oo
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-12-17
Library Tables

Our reputation on this class
of merchandise was won on
merits. Our stock is still
choice, our prices the low
est. Buy now.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-12-17
Hall Mirror.

An out-of-the-ordinary Xmas gift that
hits the spot, every member Of the
family will appreciate it for years,
any finish. Prices range from
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-12-17
Maple Dresser

Birdseye maple dresser, full swell front.
paneied ends, French feet, ISx36 oval
French beveled plate mirror, just the
ideal gift for a young lady GOO M
or mothers spare chamber 0Zet.VpVb
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19

Candidates cards printed at The Republican office.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19
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Their half naked bodies smeared with multi-colored paint, their head gear consisting of eagles plumes dip ped in yermillion. more than one hun drad redskins will descend upon Phoe- nix early this morning with many other persons that go to make up the aggregation known all over the world as Buffalo RiWs Wild West. which will cncamp on the circus ground, and best of all. the leader of the cosmopol- itan gathering will be Colonel William F. Cody Buffalo Bill Cody has only missed nine performances of his Wild West in tWe1ty--iN years, and of this he is justly proud.
 With this gathering of characters that go to make up the picture of the pioneer life of the west are 500 per sons. There are fifteen different ma tionalitics represented.
 There will be no parade. as Colonel Cody discovered that he could give a far better performance when the horses and performers were fresh and full of vim for the show.
 Buffalo BTI has by no means aban- do1od the energetic life of the arena. lt is to him health and strength and gives him something to exercise with and something to think about. Col oncl Cody appears six different times in the arena. He is also seen at both performances in his shooting act from the back of fast gallouing horse
 Buffalo Bin will also give an idea of a buffalo hunt on the plains.
 Although most of the old number that have cndea~ed the Wild West to many thousands have been retained with the show. there are many new and novel features. Among the ad- ditious this year is a game of football on horseback which hes scored a
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19

great success in all the places Colonel Cody has visited this season. Five cowboys are seen in this fea ture in a boisterous battle with five redskins The ball in the game tips the horses ears, for it is six feet three inches in diameter. Frequently horse and rider are bowled over by the i'm mense pigskin, but neither side is daunted by such a happening. Johnny Baker. the umpire has all he can do to prevent the game winding up in a struggle for both sides to win.
 Another interesting feature and one replete with details of the life of the Indian is the Battle Of Summit Springs. It was in this fight that Cody killed Chief Tall Bull in 1869 Not only is the battle scene repro duccd and that of the duel, but also the mode of the redman's living at that period All the Indians will be seen in their full war paint and feath- CTS.
 Joe Bailey" the trained horse of Ray Thompson. is another wonder of the big show Joe has more than horse sense. He picks up a handker- chief from the ground. does a cake walk and goes through the contor- tions of an oriental dance
 Captain Deylin's thirty zouaves will go through a lightning drill and wall scaling act.
 The old Dcadwood stage coach will be held up afternoon and night by the Indians and ultimately rescued in the nick of time by the cowboys.
 Cowboys will ride the bucking bronchoes and the Cossacks will ride their horses around and around the arena hanging to the stirrup with only one foot
 This is the last big tented show that will come to this city this season.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19
VALENzUELA SLUGGED
 WITH BASEBALL BAT
A Bloody Encounter at Star Lodging House Saloon on Saturday Night.

A deep gash about three inches long over his eye, a hole about the size of a walnut directly back of his ear. and several other cuts and bruises about the face and hands are the souvenirs Resu Valenzuela held yesterday after live ly battle saturday night in the saloon at the star Lodging House, corner of Jackson and First streets with the bartender, George Duva'l. Valenzuela was taken care of by party of his countrymen. Duvall is out on bail
 From the story of one of Valenzuela's companions it is learned that he had come to town early in the day from one oc the canals where he had been employed. He had with him about $30 when he left for the city. Yesterday morning he purchased some clothing, which he had under his arm when thrown from the saloon.
 With a little of that sporty" feeling in his bones he pranced around to the lodging house where he met with a number of former acquaintances. He liked the drinks served at the place and the "set-upS" extended his friends were plentiful Hour after hour pass ci until night grew on. Valenzuela about this time was feeling pretty gay and began to cut up capers around the place to which DUvall objected.
 For a time Valenzuela quieted down. Soon he was in a miX-up with a mum Der of other MeXicaus about the place. Chairs, glasses and everything else that could be found, it is said, were used in the combat. Duvall came from behind the bar and under his apron it is said he carried a ball bat. Then a general cleaning up began. An excit- ing and bloody struggled ensued be- tween the bartender and the Mexican. The ball bat was brought into play, be- fore the blows of which Valenzuela soon weakened.
 Before bystanders could take a hand the men were out on the sidewalk. Both men were covered with blood. Into the ditch they fell, still fighting. The arrival of the police officers at this juncture brought the affray to an end. Valenzuela was carried to Dr. Beauchamp's office where it was found
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19

necessary to take several stitches in the head, besides bandaging other painful cuts. Resu was completely covered with blood. Duvall was taken to the police station. He was arrang- cd in Justice Jonhstone's court and re leased on bail furnished by friends. It was thought at first that Valenzuela had sustained a fracture of the skull but last night he was said to be in no danger
 Duvall vas mixed uo in shooting affray at Five Points not long ago
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19
CHIROPODIST.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, U. s. Land office at Phoenix, Arizona, Sept. r, 1908.
 Notice is hereby given that Robert H. Woolf, of Phoenix, Arizona, who on september r, 1903, made Home stead Application No. 47O2, (Serial No. OS97), for Lots and 4, and F 1-2 NV 1-4, section l, township IS, range 2 F, G. & s. F. Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make Final Five Year Proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before the Register and Receiver of U. S. Land Office, at Phoenix, Arizona, on the 3Oth day of October, 1908.
 Claimant names as witnesses: L. M. Hoghe, of Phoenix, Arizona; Fred s. Tait. of Phoenix, Arizona; Albert Brommell, of Phoenix, Arizona; Tom Clarke, of Phoenix, Arizona
 LYMAN W. WAKEFIELD,
 Register.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19
4 BASEBALL GAME
 TURNED ID FOOTBALL
Eas!lako Park Was Tco Soft For the Foc.Ecr.

] When the ball tossrrs of tho Fords amt the Cabins crawled from the | Itjmbers yesterday morning, prospects ! for the Iusling of of game at the park in fI.2 afternoon were very slim Fpr an instant old Sol would show h:s l lamp ana then he would douse it agar He kept up his tactics during the greater part of the morning keeping 1 .he IoagUers guessing as to whe.h 1T .r not at three bells they would find themselves battling at the EastiaEe park campus.
 Not Gn.u noon was the idea cf a same given up. Then the boys began
 t" think of making some lively dpings for the afternoon. It was suggested 10 Captains Mitchell and Rudolph that
 they take to the woods and scraps up
 two men apiece and bring them to town and form a rugby team. The suggestion was taken seriously at first so Tebben and Sullivan got busy and began to figure out a code of signals.
 When the roll was called for the men to board the car for the park half the number was lacking Some had turned yellow. saying that they were not in training, while others tried in vain to scrape their football junk together and consequently refused to play without shin and nose guards. The game was called off. Score, Cabins O. Fords 0.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19

On account of the rain Saturday The Gerard Jones D. c. O., will continue their special Saturday sale Monday, an exceptional opportunity to get some real bargains.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19
FASHION BARBER SHOP.

Go to the Fashion Barber Shop when visiting city. Lewis & Noble, Props, 43 w Washington St, for a neat hair cut, shave, plain bath, salt rub, alcohol rub, body massage, electric body massage, by Masseur John F. Lewis.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19
CIDER VINEGAR.

We invite everybody to visit our plant and thoroughly acquaint them selves with the stock our Cider Vim egar is made from, and every process of manufacture Ours is the best and purest goods made and the price is right. In Phoenix WctzIer Bros, Me Kee's Cash Store, Valley Tea X Cof- fee House, Isaac Forney and E. F. Morris can supply you. In Tempe, Birchett Bros and J. W. Parry. In Mesa, Babbitt &, Son, Ellsworth X Co, and Smith and Bell In Glendale, Stauffer tS Tuckey. To introduce, we will deliver one gallon to any GUS toner in Phoenix for fifty cents.
 coco COLA BOTTLlNG WORKS,
 Phone Blk. S9g5. 526 W. Washington
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19

Bath room trimmings, mirror glass shelves, glass towels bars if the price is not right it won't be our fault, 3G and 3S E. Adams
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19
A Trip to Glendale

Wee got in our buggy this morning and took a Whirl out to Glendale. Grand avenue was in fine shape. and the air bracmg and the country scanned to have on its best clothes. 3 Points is a husling place. You can hear the brauuy blacksmith's hammer on every corner, and all the stores are busy. Then as wee pushed out in the farming section wee saw large fields of alfalfa dotted here and there with mamoth hay stacks, and great hcards of fat cat tie basking in the sunshine, and on one side of the road wee saw 1000 white Lcghorn chickens and on the oposite side great drove of Fur keys. As wee neared Glendale wee found them all turning the soil up side down. ready to plant to sugar bcets. Then wee saw the great beet factory. What a mamoth structure it is. And then wee met man Eowing to Massie and Sons at Phoe- nix. to get a stove and some wire cots for the camp. Wee met 8 waE- ons all gowinE to ATassic and Sons to buy furniture for their new homes and a lady asked where she could get a tub and wash board. Wee sent them to Massie and Sons, for they keep all kinds of tin ware, granite ware. stoves, dressers. mission oak rockers. dining tables and chairs, fine rugs 9X12 Administer Then on the 5c, 1Oc and l5c counters you can get a arm load for a dollar.
 Waccin & Conc
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19

For Sa1e, pears 2 1-2 cents a pound KroUskop's Grocery, Five Points.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19

Inverted Gas Lamps. The latest and best in gas lighting. Going at your own price, 36 and 3S E. Adams street.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-19

Kodak work cheap at DonnelPs.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-06-25
FEMININE lneons;ste ncv,


clubwouian. writing in the rt.;,l.
delphia Record. reveals u feminine in
consistency in the peculiar views he'll:
by some women about the use Of their
first names. She says:
couple OF years ago had coca
sion TO send IL letter to Il married wu-
man. and in addressing her wrote
Mrs. Henry - Imagine my sur
prise when in reply received an In
dignant letter from her, in which she
said: 4 do not ut all like to have my
identity submerged In that OF my h,ls-
band. do not see why cannot be
addressed by my own name. Because
l am married Is that any reason why
I should lose my indiv iduality? My
name Is Anna The next letter l
wrote To the indignant wife you can
be sure 1t bore the first name Of the
woman In question, but the climax
came recently, when the husband died
and my fastidious friend was left q
widow. wrote her on club business
and, bearing in mind Der first scold-
ing, took particular pains to address
her as Mrs. Anna - The answer
to this from her makes me shiver to
think about do you think have so
far forgotten my beloved Henry she
said, '.s to he willing to abandon his
name altogether? wish you would
address me as Mrs. Henry in the fu-
ture. please. may be an unfortunate
widow, but I still bear nv husbands
name, think"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-06-25
Dogs Of LUXURY.

The appearance CT little dogs as OBJ
Jects of laNnry goes back to the most
ancient times. Documents are not
WaMiin" that go to show that Greek
and Roman women had little dogs
which We're ilolized by their mistress
es Even men. particularly among for
eissers. We're not ashamed to walk the
stFev'S of Rome with pet dogs under
their arms Speaking of this subject,
ll&arch relates that julius Caesar.
seeing csc day in.ltome some strangers
thus lr!flesl with their dogs, asked
them ironically whether the women Of
THEN cqfafry did not bear children.
Telsia The daughter OF Iucius Aure-
ias l'aNlas was SO fond of her dog
siat In the moment Of bidding farewell
IL her Father who was about to leave
his cpNntiy and his family to wage
war wainst Pcrscus. king Of Macedo-
nia he frankly admitted that the sad
hess Imprinted on her face was due to
the 9estill of her pet dog Persia. In
Elg@pe The grcyhounds We're the first
faNai'ies Of women during the middle
ages. Boston Post.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-06-25
The Romance Of Buried p;etu,ee.

\ romantic story Of a picture pur.
CHASED At London auction which on
Expert examination proved to be paint
ed over Rembrandt worth $4,000 IL
curlously reminiscent OF the discovery
OF Corrcggio under similar circum.
stances. \ good many years ago two
picture restorers, I.overa and Hunter.
spergh, bought at an art sale in Rome
a number of old pictures in order to
provide themselves with canyases for
repainting. In the division Of the
spoils Hunterspergh received an indif.
ferent picture of flowers, on which he
painted study OF head. This pic.
turc lie offered to Lovera, who on close
examination found that the new
ground scaled off and that underneath
We're traces of figure painted in a
style that denoted the hand of mas
ter Replacing the scales and conceal
Ing his discovery. he purchased the
picture for little more than the value
OF the csnNas. Removing the two
grounds lie disclosed an exceedingly
clever painting by Corrcggio. which he
sold e the Earl of Bristol for 81. Loo
Dundee Advertiser
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-06-25
Tho pres;dent'. SALARY.

1t is safe to say that very few Of the
people living in this country know how
the president Of the United States
draws his SALARY Of $4,000 a year. OF
those few who may have given the
matter thought. large majority do
not know whether he receives his sal
airy monthly, quarterly or scmiannual-
~. AS Il matter Of fact, the salary due
the president Is taken to the White
House 10y Il trusted messenger from the
Office of the treasurer Of the United
States on the last day of each month
and handed over to the official whose
business it is to look after It. The
president receives his salary in the
shape of a check, the 100000 being dt-
vided into eight checks Of 81, 1867 each
and four checks Of $4,000 each.
Thus one month out of every three the
president receives cent less ON his
check than he does the other two. Some
such arrangement as this Is necessary
as, of course. $4,000 is not exactly di,
visible b. twelve.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-06-25
There's a Hare In the Moon.

Equally famous with the man in the
moon aud The woman in the moon il
the hare i'll the moon. says Garrett y.
Serviss in his Astronomy With the
Naked Eye" The original is Bud
dhist legend. Tho god Sakkria. dis
guiscd rs a Hrahman, pretended to he
starving and went TO the animals for
help. The monkey got him bunch Of
mangocs; the ccot picked UP n fisher
mans neglected string for him; the
fox stole him a pot of milk. At last
the god approached the hare. II have
nothing but grass" said the hare. land
YOU can't eat that" But your flesh is
good" suggested the pretended Hrall-
man The hare assented. Then said
the Rrahnln. I'm kindle a fire mt the
foot Of this rock, and you jump off into
it, Ilal'll save me the trouble Of kill
ing yoE" The hare asscnted again.
but IL lie lsnpci from the rock the god
CAUGHT him in his arms and then drew
his figure in the moon ms Il perpetual
reminder of the excellence Of self sac
rif;ep
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-06-25

finished the ladies Of the church will
serve dinner at the small cost Of %
cents. Other refreshments will also be
held for sale. Come all aud have an en-.
]oyaole time at country church.cele.
bration.
DIR. Wolvcrton operated Monday for
club-toot ON Martin, the seven.year-
old son of Michael Weber, Who lives
about ten miles west Of town. The
boy is doing we'll.
Art Honstain, one Of the we'll
known firm of elevator builders, with
headquarters in Minneapolis, vas in
town Wednesday, en- route to Brad
dock, where he has contract for work
in his line.
Miss Smith sold her millinery store
on Broadway to the Misses Lena, Isa-
belle and Maggie Tough. These young
ladies' are well known In Linton and
vicinity, having grown to w0manhood
here. They will give their entire at
tention to the business and deserve
the patronage of the public.
John Flaherty, the druggist, has de-
cided to erect new one-story and
basement store building on his lot on
the west side of Broadway, between
the Rowcrdink building and the
Smith y Irvine furniture store. 1t
will be built Of cement blocks made
by Fogle & Haas in Linton. 1t will
have full plate-glass front extending
nearly to the sidewalk. The door will
be back from the sidewalk, with q
TILED Ileor at the entrance. A cement
sidewalk will be laid at the entrance.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-06-25
loo Much Of q Good rh;na.

Geoa:s' Marshall, phianthropist
VIII" III ways kept sharp lookout never
to be wasteful. decided to go for a
weeA's camping, taking as his guests
SEINE raced street urchins One morn
ing e used the bits Of meat left from
the evening before and made hash for
breakfast There was some left over,
which lie concluded to relleat and serve
again Al noon.
"iollnnic. will you have some hash?"
lie asked one lad.
Bet your life replied the lad, who
was constitutionally hungry.
Peter, pass your plate for some
hash 10 another frccklcd noscd lad.
Not il ! knows it," was the unex-
pectcd reply.
u thousht you liked hash from the
Way Noa ate it this morning." replied
MIR. .A.ai'slall
II did like il for breakfast said the
lad. bat nyac of yer review of re-
views for me- for dinner" -Lippincott's
Magazine.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-06-25
on Whist Their Fate pepended.

During the week certain members of
the Scotch minister's flock had been
paying overmuch attention to samplins
the local whisky. and the minister took
advantage of his position In the pulpit
to administer gentle reproof. "An'
tell ye, one an all, ye're on the way to
perdeetion!" he cried. At that moment
fly settled on the Bible before him.
He raised his fist "Ye're gaein' tae
hell" he shouted. "An' yell oil get
there, just sac sure as-sae sure as
ding the life out O. this feet! His fist
crashed down as lie uttered the words.
Then he looked to see the result Of
his handiwork. Missed he ejaculat-
ed. "Ah. wcel, maybe there's a chance
for some o. yc yet!''-London Bellman.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-06-25
How TO cuess Any Numper,

Desire one of the company to think
Of amy number she chooses, prov de,l
1t he even. Tell her to triple it. halve
the product. triple this half and then
tell you how many times nine will so
into this last number. Multiply this
by two and 1t will produce the original
number. Thus suppose to be the
number thought of. You triple II,
making 1t -; halvc this product, leav-
ing 6; again triple this. making IS. in
which . will go twice. This twice,
multiplied by 2. gives you 4, the num-
Der thought Of. Or. to give another
example, suppose 6 to he the number
Triple ii. is; halve this. 0: triple II
again. % You ask how many times
. will so into the result and, being told
three times, multiply 8 by 2. and the
answer is g.