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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-10-16
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Jerry Stone was Pendleton visitor
Tuesday.
Mrs. Clnude Estes visited in Pendle>
ION tuesday.
W. P. willaby went down to Port
land Tuesday.
Mrs. J. n. Stone went to Walla
Walla yesterday.
B. b. Richards was among the fair
visitors this week.
York Dell spent Sunday, aud Mon
day iu Walla Walla.
Mr.. Hpd Mrs. Henry Dell wentsoger
to the fair yesterday.
Mrs. F. 8. LIE Grow spent the past
week in Walls, Walle.
Mrs. s. f. Sharp was guest Of PEN
dlston friends yesterday.
MIR. and Mrs. Jas. Bell returned
from Spokane Wednesday.
County Treasurer Geo. Bradley was
up from Pendleton Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. DeFreece took in the
fair at Walla Walla this week.
Mrs. Jas. Hnggins was among the
Walla Walla visitors yesterday.
Mrs. ]. D. Plamondon has been ill
the past week with severe cold.
Mr.. aud Mrs. A. B. McEwen attend
cd the Walla Walla fair this week.
Mayor Plamondon was business
visitor to the county seat yesterday.
Mrs. Bern Bannister was among the
Walla Walla fair visitors yesterday,
Will NJ. Peterson's big, round hearty
tones were beard on our streets Tues
day.
MIR. and Mrs. L. I. O'Harra visited
friends in Weston the, first Of the
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Kirk were
among the passengers to Walla Walla
yesterday.
Miss Stella Lee of Pendleton, has
been "a guest at the Dudley home the
past week.
Mr.. Jerry st. Dennis arrived in the
city Monday from Walla Walla with
his bride.
DR.. Heisley. left Sunday for a,week g
stay at The Dalles and Portland, on a
business trip.
MIR. and Mrs. Dave Bonifer and
family were fair visitors at Walla
Walla this week.
X Otha Reeder was in Walla Walla
this week, where he exhibited his
horse at the fair.
R. J. Boldly this week shipped a
carload of hogs, consigned to parties
in Roslyn, Wash.
Miss velma Wilkinson, teacher in
Athena public school, will visit friends
in Pendleton tomorrow.
Yesterday being derby day at the
fair, large crowd from Athena went
over on the noon train.
W. A. Williams, an insurance man
from Portland, with his daughter, was
in the city Wednesday.
Get your roasted chickens and ducks
at Millers' Bakery. Put your orders
in early. Phone NJ. 125.
f. s. LIE Grow has been appointed
administrator for the estate of Mrs.
Jerry st. Dennis. deceased.
o. A. Rhodes went over to Weston
yesterday. on business connected with
Jarman's Department store.
For sale, young mare, years old,
and two yearling colts. Enquire of
Mrs. Henry Wright, Athena.
Mrs. Agnes Ferguson left yesterday
for Walla Walla after a visit at the
home of Mrs, VIM. Mcbride.
Alex MoRea. the successful inventor
of MoRea's combine, was down from
Spokane yesterday on business.
A little daughter Of Lowell Rogers.
of Adams has, teen i'll the past week
and under the care of DR.. Sharp.
Good Groom house for rent; bath,
pantry etc. Inquire of Miss Eva
Wright, at the Athena Mercantile
Co.'S. store.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-10-16
Just A ak.

probably newspaper
furnishing article other
quite proper that quite
other to have word with at this time
things Waa Waa certainly
DAVIS KAISER has made probably the greatest all
tried everything
ha would ordinarily bring o a
The rapdamos phenomnaincreae business woud ind
second
We therefore, talk to those who has not tried trading
TRY If trading
profitable
figure disappointed
FORE that will like trading here when try All DAVIS
KAISER than satsHed-they pleased.
holidays valuable
sbls store thrifty thinking
appreciate profit We viii interesting
possible Well gadand will youf this
sitation to become a DAvISKASER Customer
The Davis-Kaser Company
Complete Home 6 House Furnishers
Walla Nv ALA, Wash. PascO Wash.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
NO WILD WEST PARADE.
Buffalo Bill Will Not Give Street Pa
oeant When He Visits This City.

For many reasons the management
of Buffalo Bills Wild West has decided
to abandon the street parade which has,
in years past, been the usual thing
with travelling organizations of this
size and character 1t is set forth that
in many instances the late arrival of
the trains bearing the paraphernalia
makes it possible to give a parade and
start the afternoon performance on
time. Through these delays the pub
lie is compelled to experience a tedious
wait, while the work of preparing for
the performance goes on. Again it is
considered an unnecessary hardship to
compel men and horses to parade for
two hours before beginning the after
noon exhibition, especially when it is
considered that two shows every day Is
the rule with Buffalo Bills exhibition.
BY doing away with the street pageant
men and horses are fresh for their per-
Torrance and it would seem that the
public is entitled to perfect perform
ance. which it pays for. rather than
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

to free street parade which gives, at
best but a poor idea of the magnitude
of the Wild West exhibition. Another
reason which has served to influence
the decision is the fact that merchants
in the cities visited, object to parades
because they interrupt business and in
terfere with general traffic. So siren
uous is this objection that in many
cities a hermit to parade cannot be Sc
cured and in other places the fee de-
manded is set at such an eXhOrbitant
rate that it practically prohibits street
pageants. In any event the manage
ment is satisfied that the public prefers
an afternoon performance given with
snap and vigor, displaying the best
efforts of the participants rather than
to havei their entertainment interfered
with through the fatigue of the parti-
cipants after two or three hours of
street parading in all sorts Of weather.
The public is reminded, however,
that in moving the properties and par
aphernalia of the Wild West from the
railroad to the exhibition grounds will
in itself constitute a parade of greater
lIllcIoSC anu vastly IlOIc IlOVcl lila II
any other organization can offer. The
engine and cars used in "The Gree
Train Hold Up" will be accompanied
by the original bandit hunters of the
Union Pacific as an escort, and the
sight will be one which has never been
seen in this or any other country save
in conjunction with Buffalo Bills ex-
hibition. The Indians and Rough Riders
will ride their horses to the grounds
and the sight will be an ample reward
for the elimination Of the hackneyed
parade OF other days. Incidentally it
may be mentioned that when weather
permits Col. Cody will take a drive
through the principal streets to con-
vince the public that the old scout is
still in the harness, ready to appear,
as he positively will, at every perform
ance.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
Venice Too Wet for Her.

An Anthony woman who recently re-
turned from trip hasn't bothered this
country at all in comparison with what
she saw abroad. She says that they
ran into a town named Venice. where
the water covered every street, and you
couldn't get anywhere except in
poats. She added: You bet we only
stayed one day in that slosh."
Audience Saved.
The audience was rushing for the
exits.
Shall l sing?" cried the hysterical
near-soprano.
NO" replied the manager, cit would
only add TO the terror"
Later it was learned that all of the
IL people in the auditorium had reached
me sidewalk in safety-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
DIRECT LEGISLATION.

If there is one thing that the state
of Washington needs more than any
thing else, it is a system of direct le-
gislation, similar to than now in ope-
ration in Oregon.
Not that it would be often necessary
to USE the law, because with such a
law on the statute books the legislature
could be depended upon to exercise care
in the passage of laws, and one OF
the results would be that the state
would not be as eXtravagantly run as
it has been in the past.
If the democratic party had nothing
more to offer than simply its plan of
direct legislation that alone should en-
title it to the suffrages of the people
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
kEYLOR GRAND OPENING.
Isle of Spec to Be Presented as Season
Curtain Reiser.

Isle of Spec to Be Presented as Season
Curtain Reiser.
With the Isle of Spice" tonight
opens the theatrical season of 1903?
in Walla Walla. While there have
the Keylor Grand, the opening night
has been given to the ''piquant musical
mixture" which last season had the
same honor.
Little need be said of the Isle OF
Spice" Everyone knows il and for
those who do not an account of it's
plot is given in the amusement column
Of this issue. 1t is a play which has
dash and swing, rythm and melody.
1t is a play full of comedy and loaded
with enjoyment
Tonight the election returns will be
coming in and there are some who
think they can't miss hanging around
the polls to see the play. However,
there will be no returns of any i'm
portance until IL o'clock at least, and
the play will be over by that time.
In the meantime those who go will
have had some place to spend the time
pleasantly, instead of hanging around
in the cold. 1t is really a great con
venience and no one should miss the
opening of the theatrical season on this
account.
The list of attractions at the Keylor
Grand this year is one which must
appeal to everyone The plays which
are coming are many and are good
Some are old time favorites, others
are new and come flushed with the
success of a season in New York. Still
others are new and untried and are
making Walla Walla on their first
round. But in any event the show list
| proved upon and some well known &C
| tors and actresses will be seen on the
| local stage this year.
Manager Catron has been untiring in
| his efforts to get the best for Walla
Walla. This year he has worked al
| most necessarily booking and arrang-
| ing his schedule SO that the best at
fractions can get into the city. His
| task is no easy one, for he has mis-
| cradle railroad facilities to contcnd
| with. Despite this he has succeeded
| in landing some of the best shows on
| the road.
The curtain will ring up at SIS this
evening on the Isle of Spice" and with
| il a new theatrical season is opened
for Walla Walla. May it be an en-
| tirely successful one and may the peo-
pie of the city support it in the was
/ it deserves.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
Lee Willard.

Playing the extremely difficult dual
role of ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr.. Hyde" in
the production of that name, Lee Will
lard made good last night before a
small audience at the Keylor Grand
Mr.. Willard was good, very good in
deed. He has appeared in this city
many times, but never to a better ac-
vantage than last night, when he de-
monstrated his ability to play the diff
cult title role. AS "Dr. Jekyl' he was
all that a kind, courteous physician
Or ardent lover should be; while as
Mr.. Hyde" he portrayed wonderfully
well the baser passions that overpower
mans better nature. The cast was
above the average, although in a place
or two 1T might have been strengthened
some.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
HELPING THE FARMERS

Prof Liberty H. Bailey. president of
the New York College of Agriculture,
has accepted the appointment % clair
man of the committee selected b.!
President Roosevelt, to devise ways
and means for uplifting the American
fcrmer. That committee will meet in
Washington and enter upon its duties
in short time. The findings ere to
he It;;,l ted to President Rnoss\,it, TO
be used as the foundation for mes
sage I'd congress. The invc stisa.ions
are &c cover Improvement CT COUNTY,
rGaGs. ventilation and sanitation IF
rural residences, conditions III " olrGn
,n the farms, and schemes for ircreas-
ing circulating libraries and advanc-
ing the general moral conditions Of
thf f'rming districts.
The president hast urned over al!
correspondence on the mater t. the
committee. 1t is announcer that sew
'rai nail bags were neeiei t. hole
tie -etters received. In that list OF
many thousands. only o,.e writer op>
loscd he idea of doing something tc
better rural conditions in the United
States. Yet numerous editorial para
graphers have made fun Of the PROPOSE
ton. and suggested that the farmers
would resent any and all interference
in their behalf because they were sat
isfied with old conditions. The cor
respondence illustrates the sentiment
prevailing throughout the entire coun-
try favorable to the farm as an ideal
place for establishing a home and Sc
curing a permanent income.
Agriculture has attained a high pain,
as an investment proposition, ant
promises to become better in the fu.
ture. 1t is the work of only a few
years. There is a wonderful differenc;
in the methods of farming now and q
quarter of a century ago. Practical
machinery has taken the place O.
drudgery, and every farm that /.
handled properly gives good return!
on the labor and capital invested
Wherever the spirit of modern time,
has entered the ranks of the farmer.
the age of poor farming has come u
an end There are no more stories /,
abandoned farms in districts people b,
up-to-date tillers of the soil. Cities may
lose population because Of enterprisins
men going to the farms, but the coun.
try Is generally progressive and pros.
porous.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
"A Knight for Day."

The performance of ga Knight for a
Day is a snappy, brisk. rushing one.
Gus Schllle's touch is seen in every
movement of principals and chorus.
Everybody and everything rushes and
scampers from start to finish Little
girls work vigorously while tall girls
form varicolored backgrounds, and at
the close of each act is some new cleo
trio effect that rouses the audie s,e to
unqualified enthusiasm. At the kevlor
Grand theater on September p.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
The Cat and the Fiddle.

In this richly staged production that
has been SO widely heralded for it's
scenic beauties, illusions, TRANSFORMED
tons, and tuneful melodies, it is prom
ised that theater goers will be enter
tanned in wierd and novel fashion
1.-THE Cat and the Fiddle" is a delight
full musical piece which abounds in
sparkling epigrams and smart witt
cisms and is rich in musical numbers
that are haunting and catchy Il will
be seen at the Keylor Grand theateI
on September Is.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
WEATHER FORECAST.

walla Walla and Vicinity: Fair and
cooler tonight, with light frost, Wed
nesdav fair and warmer.
Washington: Fair and cooler tonight
with light frost, except near the coast
Wednesday fair, warmer, except near
the coast.
Weather Conditions.
disturbance passing over western
Canada and central this morning north
of the Dakotas has resulted in gener-
al showers over the Pacific northwest;
the rains extended southwark into Ne
vada, Utah and Arizona also. An ex-
tensive high area covers the eastern
half of the United States, and the only
precipitation recorded east of the; Roc
les occurred along the eastern gull
coast Another high area is now CEN
trail off the mouth of the Columbia
river. attended by clearing weather.
The indications point to fair and
cooler weather with light frost in this
locality tonight and fair and warmer
Wednesday.
JOHN GROVER, Observer.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
The Even Shirt.

keep an even spirit in this life"
says a Georgia philosopher. In bright
weather / open the life windows and
sun my soul and in the stormy days I
think Of all the sunshine 1 have had
and shout NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Con-
stitution.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

Tom Mosgrove says he will not ac-
cept any position in the gift Of the
people; but then, would the warden
ship of the prison be in the hands Of
the people?
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

When it takes studied man 10 min
utes to mark a primary ballot, how
long will it take the man not ac-
quainted with the rules of the game to
do it?
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

Mosgrove's cayuse has been work
ing overtime today, and isn't drawing
time and half, either
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

The winners today have another, and
yet harder fight ahead of them for No
vember 8 draws on apace.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

Wasn't that attempted assassination
story just a little overdue?
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

There premises to be a general sur
prise party tomorrow. Did you get an
invitation?
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

Then will follow the endless mo-
ments of suspense during which cleo
ton officials will be the cynosure of
all eyes,
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

Smith and Rupp are on the home
stretch; the finish gives promise of be-
ing something unusual.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

Stevens this morning, it. means that
some voting is being done.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

When a precinct runs out of re-
publican ballots, as was the case at
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08
TAILORS
PHYSICIANS

DIR. ]. ELLERY FALESPHYSICIA
and surgeon. More especially diseases
of women, children and chronic
cases. Offices 21S-19 Ransom Build
ing. Office hours, 1912, "a. Resi-
dence. 234 Fulton ST, Office, Phone
454; Residence phone 2162.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL TICKET
For President-w. ]. BRYAN, of Ne
Nebraska.
For Vice President-JOHNW w. KERN
of Indiana.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

Aren't you sorry you didn't register
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

Have you voted?
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-09-08

Wait for the cars at the Book Nook.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
ReconciIed to 1t.

The car was
crowded to it's full
capacity, and the
two who had just
entered We're COM
PEELED to hold to
the same strap.
I'VE seem to be
S e n t e n C e d to
hang" observed
the maid.
Yes" whisper
ed the young man
as his fingers clos
ed over h e r S.
Capital punish
ment."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
1T SUITED HER.

'As the world progresses absolute
monarchies go more and more out Of
style"
Il wish you would speak to my wife
akovt that"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
The Difference.

you never seem
20 have any trou-
BILE"
There's where
I differ from you"
Eyes. How do
you manage ?"
you go to meet
It,"
What do you
do?"
Hire a substi-
tute."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Pessimistic Pete.

Jaw, come err
long, Pete, and
fergit yer trou-
bles."
Then how in
the world kin l
enjoy myself, Dir
zy ?"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
EXPERIENCED,

DO you think you can stand it to
hear the testimony in this case?"
Go ahead. Nothing can shock me.
have seen women dressed in full society
eostume."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Some Consolation.

Mrs. By o u r
husband says you
are the m o S t
changeable wom-
an he ever knew.
Mrs. T.-Oh, I
don't care! The
doctor says I'll
never go crazy,
because 1 couldn't
stick to one idea
long enough to
lose my mind over
it.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Two Birds With


Mrs. Much Mar
ried-I find it very
hard to get a girl
for domestic serv-
ice.
Candid Friend
Yes; you should
provide for that
difficulty n e X t
time.
What do you
mean?"
Marry a man
who is thoroughly
domesticated."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
For a Closer Look

S -N
Does he think
his mining stock
will pay ?"
He sees a for
tune in it in his
minds eye"
Then his minds
eye would do we'll
to get a pair Of
spectacles."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Surest Indication.

81 see Jones is
prospecting now"
Where did you
see that?"
In the paper"
"On the financial
page?'
mo; advertis-
ing columns"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Not a Weather
Prophet,

Pop, how do
they make stage
lightning 2"
How in thun-
der S h o VI d 1
know"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
After Thinking 1t
Over,

Philosopher the
final a n a | y S / S
seems to consist
of convincing one
self that it is cas-
Ter, on the whole,
not to want things
than it is to get
them.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Keeping Him Per.
feet

Mrs. Jawjaw
has been telling
the ladies what a
perfectly Low e ! y
husband she has.
Yes, but what
did she hurry
away for?"
She wanted to
get home to give
him a piece of her
mind for being out
the night before"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Not Quite tho
Same.

did he really
tell you I had a
C a S e Of stage
fright?" asked the
amateur actress.
No" replied her
dearest f ri e n d.
HE S a / d you
We're"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05

Natural Question.
He is a friend
less sort of fell
low
Indeed? H o W
did he lose his
money!"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05

The Advantages
Of Education.
"In Sicily and
Corsica" observed
the returned trav-
eler, there is a
great deal Of illit-
eracy. 1t is a great
pity"
80 it is" re-
piled his friend.
IF more Of the
people could read
and write they
could carry on
their vendettas by
mail"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Histrionic Accom-
plishment,

"He is very am
bilious to go on
the STAGE"
"Can he act?"
mo; but he can
shoot a gun load
ed with blank car
tridges so as to
make as loud a
report as any
one"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Dear Friends.

Nellie-What did
you say when he
pr p o s e d last
evening?
Bertha-How do
you know he pro-
posed?
Nellie-You were
so glad to see me,
you know. You
felt so good you
wanted me to feel
bad.
Feminine Weak
ness.
H o w rapidly
Mabke is grow
ing"
Yes; she islarge
for her size"
you mean for
her age"
NO; I w a S
speaking a b o u t
the size of her
Shoe"
Strong on Settle
ment.
why doesn't he
marry and settle
down ?"
He will as soon
as he can find a
wife who can set
tie up"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Proof of Its Worth

Proof of Its Worth
What did you
pay for your min
ing stock?"
Ten cents per
share"
"Pshaw! I can
sell you some with
much more expen-
sive and elaborate
engravings for 5
cents a share"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Knows Enough to
Come In Out
of the Rain.

Are you afraid
of insanity, as it
runs in your fam
ily?"
mot a bit"
"Why not?"
II always take
my brain in when
it looks like a
storm"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05

AS Boards Will.
Shell don't like
a beard on a young
man.
Hell didn't like
it at first either.
But, then, it grew
on me by degrees.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
A Cause For Det-
aeS.S:4~


estation.
you didn't speak
to Miss Fluffy
when we came
in"
"No. I detest
her."
II didn't suppose
she was so great
a favorite."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05
Proved 1t.

Proved 1t.
IT told him he
was profane."
What did he
say?"
HE swore he
wasn't"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-05-05

She Combed Him
Down.
"They are on
their honeymoon"
Indeed, 1 am
surprised"
"Why?"
"B e C a u S e the
way she has been
going over him I
thought it must be
the honeycomb."