The Washington herald., 1908-05-24
Personals & Locals Mkt

! Miss Molly Tucker was unable TO play
the melodeon in church last Sabbath. be-
Ing as the melodeon was broke or some
thing BIZ Hepburn. our artistick black
smith, Will take the instrument apar,
some time next week and see what he
can do to it.
Andy Tewksbury. a former resident OF
Bingville, but now living over IN Potto-
wassie county. drove 10 Bingville in a
pung last week 10 visit old friends. An
dy's nose was frostbit coming across, but
his friends here are glad to see him. Al
present he is the guest OF his brother-in-
law Mel Sampson. Glad TO see you.
Andy
Jasper Hawkins was kicked by a colt
while feeding the stock there last FRIDAY
evening. in1icting a painful but not nee
essarily fatal abrasion 70 his shinbone.
causing him 10 limp and swear consid-
erable.
Mrs. Martha Tucker scrubbed last Fri
day and caught cold in her lungs and
has a terrible cough as a result Every
body tells her she viii so into consump-
ton from it. This is our opinion also
there's no use beating about the bush
over it.
Eph Higgins desires US to say 70 the
patrons OF the Office that the P. o. will
be closed all this week as Eph IS en-
gagged IN making out his quarterly report
to the government. and don't want TO be
bothered. Eph gets terrible sweat I'd
when he has TO make out his quarterly
report. and asks them as desire their man
to walt until he is through with H.
Miss Phoebe Hilderbrand has moved
her dressmaking parlor from the from.
room Of her house to the sitting room
where she will be pleased to meet her
customers. Poebe is at present engaged
in making a basque for Mrs. Cy Hos-
kins. She gives a invite for ladies' IN
drop in and see the new fashions which
she has TO show.
Abe Witherow put pr. OF felt insoles
into his boots last week, but they mada
his boots so tight that HIS corns most
killed him. so he had to remove insoles
We are sorry 10 hear this.
Wes Woodruff. our hunter and tran
per, ketched Miss Polly Woods maltese
cat in one OF HIS steel traps back OF town
one night last week Miss Polly threat
ems 10 sue him. Wes most always ketcbes
something in his traps. He ketched his.
self in them twice last winter.
Jed Peters. our intelligent school teach
er. has been making trips down to Snake
Bend every Saturday night for several
weeks. How about this. Sarah?
Dad Henderson, while choppinR wood
in his back lot recent, broke the handle
square outen his axe, which jest missed
his wife's head who was shaking out the
tablecloth at the time. Mrs Henderson.
who is strong-minded woman. thought
at first that Dad done It a purpose and
was a-going TO give him a lawn out but
Dad apologised and convinced her 9th
erwise. Dad says II was a narrow escape
for both OF them.
Amos Hillyer. our talented lorver and
regal light in speaking OF the trusts al
Hen Weathersby's store the other ev's
said he would like to have a chance TO
bust them up once. Anne Is a mighty
smart loryer. IL we do say IT ourself. and
we reckon II he got a chance he would
make II awful hot for the trusts.
81 Loomis get up tother morning he
fore daylight and started a fire IN the
kitchen stove. The fire was slow startin
and 81 was sleepy so he set down on the
stove, and dropped of to sleep, and when
he woke up suddint the entire seat ~
his pants was scorched so his wife had
to put In new seat for him.
Hi Cranky tells US that ne had a fer
rible headache for two days last weelr
The wax before he had an ache IN bIs |
back, avd this week he has the toothacbe |
81 says zle can't remember the time when
things i'hed him so as they have lately |
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