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Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

Paris has abandoned its plan for
taxing tourists and will be content to
follow the old plan of soaking them
for all they will stand.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

Thomas Hisgen announces that he
is out of politics. He did o get in
far enough to acquire the habit.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

Up to date, no one who expected to
serve in Mr.. Bryan's cabinet has asked
for the meaning of the term, beaten
to a FRAGILE"
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

Senator Elkins appears to have
financial reason for referring to the
duke OF the Abruzzi as his highness."
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

If tho price is any criterion, our ma
tional Thanksgiving bird is all pulled
up on himself.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

A railroad attorney has just got up
in public and thrown a bouquet at the
State Railway commission. Foxy!
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

Jack London denies the report that
the cannibals ate him. He probably
stood them on by reading some Of his
books to them.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

1t will be noticed how anxious every
one is to revise the tariff on the other
fellows business.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

China appears to have exchanged
petticoat rule for no rule.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

y 1t is now Senator Cummins of Iowa.
1t has been a long roa to travel, but
the goal has cen successfully made.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26
a ThanksEiNIng.

Lord of the land and sea,
Our deep Thanksgiving be
Forever to Thee!
For Thy so lenient ways
In the dead other days,
We lift our worship-praise!
For all our radiant names
tina history acclaims-
The deeds that now are Fame's!
For failure-that which went
With some sublime intent;
For Deaths dark sacrament!
For becoming beacon-hopes
That show, beyond the slopes,
How wide the Future opes.
For all our lands Increase
That slowly. without cease
Mans paths trend more toward peace!
Forevermore TO Thee,
our deep Thanksgiving be,
Lord of the land and sea!
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

Prof. Charles Brodie Patterson says
it is possible for a man to live forever.
Possibly, but how is he going to prove
It.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

Abe Ruef says he is afraid he can
not get Justice in San Francisco.
Chances are that he is more afraid
that he will.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

II the Vanderbilt railroads are OPP
posing Mr.. Roots election to the
United States senate from New York,
Mr.. Root is in luck again.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.
State OF Nebraska, Douglas Count, ss.:
George Il. T~zschuck, treasurer OF The
Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn,
says that the actual number OF full and
complete copies Of The Daily, Morning,
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during tho
month Of Ocfnher. 1913 was as follows:
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26
WHEN OUT OLE TOWN.

Subscribers leaving n city tenn.
pOrariIy should have The Bee
mailed to them. Address Will be
changed as often ms requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

Daily average ......,........ s7,soe
GEORGE B, TZsCHUCK,
rr.t-s ' Treasurer.
Subscribed in my presence and sworn to
before me this 31st day OF october, 1908.
M. p. WALKER,
Notary Public,
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

1.-THE NECK.
Full oft tits said 1t dominates the stew
That gilds the damask of the boarding
house.
Churls call it, when its lamp they'd rudely
dOuse,
The cud of discomfort the wise eschew,
But to a graceful wit like c, Depew,
Upon whose shoulders hangs the bloom
ing blouse
OF Rochefoucauld, it is the thing to souse
ones soul with bliss and knock the rates
askew.
The lotos eater likes It lean or fat,
And, while he with enthusiasm beams,
He murmurs with outstretched, uplifted
hands:
'Ah, that it were as long a neck as that
Which makes the ostrich happy as he
dreams
In peace upon the moonlit desert sands"
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

Daily Bee without Sunday, one year..H.0
Daily Bee and Sunday, one year........ oW
DELIVERED By CARRIER:
Daily Bee Qpclduing Sunday, per week-.l2c
Daily Bee without sunday. per week.lc
Evening Bee without Sunday, per week &c
Evening Bee with Sunday, per week. lVo
Sunday Bee, one year...".".."...."".'ts1
Saturday Bee, one year. ....,......'.. LOU
Address all complaints OF irregularities
In delivery to City Circulation Department.
OFFICES.
Omaha-The Bee Building.
South Omaha-Twenty-fourth and N.
Council Bluffs-15 Scott street.
Chicago-1b4s Marquette Building.
New York - Rooms 1101-1102 No. 81 west
Thirty-third street.
W~ashington-76 Fourteenth street, N. w.
CORRESPONDENCE.
Communications relating to news and edl-
torial matter should be Addressed: Omaha
Bee. Editorial Department.
REMITTANCES.
Remit by draft, express or postal order
payable TO The Bee Publishing company:
Only 2-cent stamps received In payment OF
mail account Personal checks, except on
Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26
VI-THE

The sage to eat alone is quite unfit,
And Of the thyme one may remark the
same;
Stale bread will never know the smile of
fame,
And from the onion many e'er will fit;
But blend them and the blend will always
hit
The bulls eye of the appetite of dame
And damOsel and little boy who'll frame
Such words OF praise as no bard ever writ.
This is the stuffing that Thanksgiving
dreams
Are made Of and that all men gulp in
glee
With rolling eyes and bosoms full of
hope,
And murmur. while their vision brightly
beams.
Were fortunate it's envelope to be
That had the roast Turk for an en-
velope.'
r K ML-NKITTRICK-
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26
Y-THE pRUMsTICKs.

Observe the small boys gravy-tinted smile
That from the drumstick practically drlps
AS fast as it can blossom on his lips,
The which he smacks in most heroic style.
Zen as the Hindu down the crocodile
Evanishes, this luscious morsel slips
Adown the boy and in a fifty nips
His many troubles in the bud, the while
He wields this stick as II he would with
vim
Discourse a solo on the drum of joy.
This hopeful is our long-lost self we see
A-smiling cen while loading to the brim
With unctuous drumstlck, brighter than
a toy,
His rampant soul aglow with madcap
glee.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

ct have an idea that those new neish.
bors of ours are great gossips, but l can
ftAI A.,N -
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

You see. their cook is deaf and dumb.
and none OF the girls in the block under
stand the sign language."-Baltimore
American.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26
1.-THE WINGS.

Oh, nevermore these wings will wildly flap
Those symphonies that glad the epicure
And in his rosy memories endure
To keep his finest fantasies on tap.
That music's still, yet, even as we wrap
Ourselves about these tidbits are We sure
We feel a melody that's made to lure,
And catch and hold all ~bugbears in a trap.
oh, when we nibble at these juicy joints
We feel we're at a feast that's tit for
kings
And loud our horn Of revelry we wind
And lift our voice while gravy rich anoints
Our thoughts. and chant: These wings
outwing the wings
OF riches and the wings of love COM
bined.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-26

III-THE BREAST.
When one observes its gravy-sculptured
slice
Adorn the plate, ones fancies flame and
flash,
Till, like a knight of old. with vim and
dash,
one gulps it in a honey-broidered trice.
Though hot or cold or sandwiched, Will
entice
Fen as it will converted into hash
In any style tbs worth its weight in cash,
And cheap no matter what the blooming
price.
The poet would be duller far than dull
Who, having eaten of its lily white,
Detachable and gravy-buried chunks,
Could not instanter gather with his skull
The deathless wreath by tossing off the
And airy ode that CLEANS the golden
plunks.
IV-THE SECOND JOINTS.
These second joints will trot the bird no
MOI help to hold him on the moonlit tree.
For brown and crisp they CLEAN. and
juicy glee
Transports us to a golden fairy shore.
We MUNICH and MUNICH, adrift upon a sea
OF warm empurpled dreams and, quite
care free,
Eat on and on till rapturously sore,
And then we fancy mid the skeins of
That to the ceiling drift in airy curves
And quaintest ripples breathing fumes
of spice
That we're a pasha in lush joy asoak
When on his silken cushions he observes
Dark hours through the gates OF para
disc.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
Judged, straight toward him.

" This is the one, l said to
myself. The few moments ]
heard it coming seemed very
long. It struck the ground un-
der my horse, causing the ami
NAL to give a jump, broke the
fore legs of the horse of one of
my orderlies Immediately behind
me, struck an embankment a.
bout twenty yards in the rear OF
me, and then exploded, without
hurting any one. The effect was
electric. The voice within me
said: This was the one, but it
did not kill me after ALL In
stantly the premonition of death
vanished, and my usual spirits
returned. I never had such an
experience again; but l have in
vain tried to find an explanation
for that one."
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
The New POstOffiCe Ruling as to
Newspaper Subscriptions.

f. c. OTWELL, Publisher Greeuvile Journal
Your attention is hereby called to the follow
ing amendment to the Postal Laws and Regulations:
A reasonable time will be allowed publishers to
secure renewals of subscriptions, but unless sub
scriptions expressly renewed after the term for
which they are paid within the following period
Weeklies within one year,
they shall not be counted in the Legitimate list of
subscribers, and copies mailed account thereof
shall not be accepted for mailing at the secondcass
postal rate of one cent per pound, but may be mail
ed the transient second class postage of one
cent for each four ounces fraction thereof pre-
paid by stamps affixed
The Postof6ce Department has granted the
publishers until April I, 1908, to fully comply with
the above amendment.
At any time after this date the Department
may call upon the publishers to furnish evidence of
its legitimate list of subscribers.
Respectfully,
w. E. HALEY, Postmaster
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
Anna C. Schafer.

Anna Z. Schafer.
Mandate from Common Pleas
court filed in Kenneth r. Ever
hart guardianship.
Report of sale of personal pro-
perty filed in estate of Sylvania
Demond.
Inventory filed in guardianship
of Eddie Grote and others.
| James H. Stoltz was appointed
guardian of the personal estate
of John F. Bubeck. Bond S25OO.
Authority granted to assignee
of John w. Kuhnle to market
crops.
Second account filed in guar
dlanship of Elsie Jennings.
First accounts filed in guard
ianships of Ruth Clark, Leonard
Wolf and others; final in guard
ianship of H. D. Slade; fourth in
estate of Charles Kruckeberg.
Last will of Mary C. Berge was
admitted to probate and record.
Sale of real estate confirmed
and deed ordered in estate of
Harvey Holbert, also final ac-
count filed.
Ella Wentworth was appointed
administrative of estate of And
rev Fry. Bond $4,000.
Final accounts filed in guard
ianships of Henry Davis and Rus
sell S. Collins.
Inventory filed in estate of Jer-
emiah Martin.
Application filed by assignee of
John W. Kuhnle to compromise
claim.
Clara Whitney was appointed
administrative of estate of File
ma Gulick. Bond $4,000.
First account filed in guard
ianship of Benjamin Smith.
W. A. Subler was appointed
administrator of estate of Mary
G. Berge. Bond $4OO.
Inventory and appraisement
filed in assignment of John W.
Kuhnle and assignee ordered to
apply property on homestead
exemption.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26

pictures. The lawyer said the
man had sold only classical books
and asked his pardon, but the
President learned that this was
not true, that the man sold all
sorts of improper books and pict-
ures and he did not mince his
words as he lectured the senator
who introduced the lawyer at the
White House. He declared that
there was nothing which so sure
ly deserved the punishment of
God and man as the circulation
of books and pictures likely to
debauch the young.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
THURSDAY, MAR. 26, 1908.

Unless within the next few
days Congress shows evidence of
greater activity and a more earn
est determination to carry into
effect some of the recommended
tiOns of the President, he will
send in another message calling
attention to the delinquencies of
the national Legislators and again
urging action. Among the mea-
Sures which he regards as essen
tial are a new employers liability
law, the amendment of the anti
trust law, permission granted to
railways to make traffic agree
ments subject to the approval of
the Interstate Commerce Com
mission; the re-enactment of the
Erdman act in constitutional
form; the establishment of postal
savings banks, etc. The enact
ment of an employers liability
law is probable, but there is
grave question as to whether the
postal savings banks bill will
pass.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Charles Miller, 27, farmer
Richland township, and Ida Eel
lers, 22, Wayne township.
VIM. H. Linder, 30, farmer
and Mollie E. Cook. 20, both oil
Greenville township.
James A. C. Shuttleworth, "a,
farmer, near Laura, and Pearl
May Beck, 20, Neave township.
Daniel E. Worch, 25, salesman,
Arcanum, and Matte Lamb, 27,
saleslady, Greenville.
Marcellus Johnson, 27, farmer,
and Rosa B. Miller, 18, both of
near Rossburg.
Dexter j. Cargill, 38, chef, and
Mrs. Lou Costello, "a, both of
Greenville.
David c. Marker, %, farmer,
Wabash township, and Susie Leh-
man, 20, York township.
Charles W. Fahnestock, %,
farmer, Miami county; and Clara
Scheffel, 81, Greenville.
William F. Sander, 80. black
smith, and Viola Meadows, 20, |
both of Versailles.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
COURT HOUSE NEWS.
PROBATE COURT.

| ASOD4A - w OAOA'
Report of sale of personal pro
perty at private sale and fina
account filed in estate of Edward
Coate.
Eighth account filed in guar.
dianship of Lewis Slutterbeck,
an imbecile.
Final account filed in estate of
Hartman Ploch; exceptions filed
to same.
Sale of real estate and personal
property reported in estate of
Harvey Holbert.
Order to sell real estate at pri-
vate sale issued in estate of
George Croft.
H. L. Yount and George w.
Mannix, Jr., were appointed ad-
ministratOrs of estate of Jeremi-
ah M. Martin. Bond $4,000.
Answer of w. H. Gift filed in
Robinson Brandon estate.
Last will of Elizabeth Noll was
admitted to probate and record.
J. W. Noll was appointed execu-
tor under said will. Bond $500.
Deed of assignment filed by
John W. Kuhnle, and Martin B. |
Trainor was appointed assignee. |
Bond $1,000.
Last will of Mary Christine
Berge was filed for probate, and
a commission issued to take tes-
timony of witnesses.
Inventory and sale bill filed in
estate of Edward Besecker..
Andrew Wright was appointed
of estate of Sarah
A. Wright. Bond $1OO. &
Final account filed in estate of
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
Carl SChurz's Strange Fremont
ton.

|
A personal experience of great
psychological interest is told by
Carl Schurz in the September in
stalment of his Memoirs in Nc
Clure's:
When, after a quiet sleep,
woke up about daybreak on No.
vember 23rd," he relates, my
first thought was that on that
day | should be killed. 1t was
as if a voice within me told me
so with solemn distinctness. |
tried to shake off the impression
and to laugh at my weakness in
listening to that voice single
moment. But, while met nv
companions and went about the
performance of my duties in the
accustomed way, the voice would
always come back; This day I
shall be killed. Once l actually
came very near sitting down to
write a last letter. to my wife
and children, but a feeling of
shame at my superstitious emo
tions came over me, and | desis-
ted. Still the voice would not
be silent. | busted myself with
walking about among my troops
to see that they were in perfect
fighting trim for the battle,
which we expected to open at
any moment, but the voice fol-
lowed me without cessation. II
made a strong effort to appear as
cheerful as usual, so that my Of |
ticers might not notice the state |
Of my mind, and l think | sue
ceeded. But what could not
conceal was a restless impatience
that the impending action should
begin."
The forenoon passed without
any serious engagement. About
The middle of the afternoon
Schurz was halting on horse
Jack, with his staff, when he
leard a shell coming, as he
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26

The President, on being asked
for advice by the District Attor-
ney of the District of Columbia.
recently, advised that official to
urge a Jail sentence for a bank
president in Washington who
has been convicted of violating
the Pure Food and Drugs act.
This man, who is wealthy, has
been conducting as a side issue
a proprietary medicine factory
in which he manufactured a pat
ent headache remedy which he
guaranteed to contain no iniur-
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26

The President deems som e
form of financial legislation es-
sential. He regards the Aldrich
bill, while by no means ideal, as
good legislation and as the best
that can be done at this session
OF Congress, and he has so told
members of both houses of Con-
gress. Meanwhile, there is an
active propaganda being carried
on against the bill and believed
to be promoted by the banks
which could make armore profit
under the Fowler bill, which they
naturally favor. Now, under the
terms of the TilIman resolution,
the Finance committee will con-
duct an investigation to ascertain
just how far the banks have gone
in their efforts to influence Iegis-
Iation by Congress. One sena-
tor, a Democrat, recently de-
clared that the Fowler bill was
a scheme to permit the banks,
without security and without
interest, toissue money for which
they would demand from the peo-
pie both security and Interest,",
and that is an accurate descrip-
ton of the measure.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
Had You
Planned to do
Any Papering?

Well, by far the most particular
part of all your plans is to make
sure that the right paper goes on
the walls.
The cost ofthe paper is worth con-
sidering-but style, newness, suit
ability is your main lookout.
For it is quite possible for you to
pay us sc roll and get new de-
signs, while at other places you
may pay as high as 40c a roll, and
still have patterns away behind
the times.
The hint should be plain enough.
We've whole NEW stock to
show you-a bright, dependable
lot of paper. Wall paper that you
can buy from in safety without
knowing anything at all about
Wall Paper quality.
We are really anxious to have you
see it, for we feel that we can
make it profitable for you to do
your buying here,
Vim. Kipp's Sons, Druggists.
On the Square.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
A Higher Health Level.

Il have reached a higher health
level since l began using DR..
Kings New Life Pills." writes
Jacob Springer, of West Frank
lin, Maine. "They keep my
stomach, liver and bowels work
ing just right" If these pills
disappoint you on trial, money
will be refunded at VIM. Kipp's
Sons drug store. 25c.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
COMMON PLEAS COURT.
NEW CASES.

1S668-H. B. Fourman VS. John
H. Geeting; for $199.5O and in
tereSt.
18669-Carlotta L. Wilcox VS.
Lanson Wilcox; for divorce,
gross neglect and adultery
charged.
1S670-Ella S. Oda VS. Samuel
0da; for divorce, extreme cruel
ty charged.
18671-William F. Grote VS.
Samuel Stump; for $114.60.
1852 Charles H. Kepner, ad-
ministrator of A. B. Stahl, VS.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26
New Spring Suits in all of the
new cuts and fabrics made by
the worlds best tailors, are now
ready. The PROGRESS.
A Bible Graduate.
ready.

An old darky in Florida was anx-
ious to learn to read so that he
could read the Bible. He said that
if he could read the Bible he would
want nothing else. A friend of the
narrator taught him to read. Some
time afterward she visited his cab
in and asked his wife how his Bible
reading was getting on.
Claws, Miss Fanny" said this
person, che jeS' suttinly kin read
fine. He's done got outen de Bible
an into de newspapers. ."-Indian-
gpolis News.
Children's Suits in all the new
Spring styles and fabrics at the
very lowest prices.
The PROGRESS.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26


18673-Same as above VS. Emf
le Didier and others; for $214.75.
18674-Phebe Netzley VS. Hen
ry Netzley; for divorce, extreme
cruelty charged.
COMMON PLEAS DECISIONS.
Mary j. Creager VS. Emma
Mackley ct al. Title of plaintiff
quieted as against defendants.
C. N. R'y VS. J. M. c. Marble
ct al. Title quieted in favor of
plaintiff.
C. N. R'y VS. Joseph Alexander
ct al. Court finds that the as
sessment of $4OO against plaintiff
was excessive in the amount of
$1OO, and that defendants are
perpetually enjoined from COL
lecting more than $500; motion
for new trial by both parties
overruled; plaintiff gave notice
of appeal to Circuit court.
EllalKuhnle VS. John W. Kuhn
lie. Plaintiff is allowed So per
week for her support during
pendency of suit. and $40 for her
expenses in conducting this suit.
Lizzie Wills VS. John F. Brewer
ct al. Interested parties bought
in the different tracts of land to
be partitioned and court ordered
distribution of proceeds of sales.
Martin Hapner VS. VIM. Hapner
ct al. Partition ordered of de-
scribed premises.
A. NisWonger VS. John H. Mar
tin. Demurrer to the second de-
fense of the answer of the de-
fendant herein sustained.
REGISTER OF DEEDS.
Thomas E. Jay to Napoleon
Jay, undivided one-sixth of60f2Js0
acres in Van Buren township,
$500.
J. W. Fourman to L. F. Four
man, l acre in Van Buren town.
ship, $175.
Auditor Snyder toe. M. Crick,
lot in Beamsville, 81.
J. D. Delaney to W. L. Althoft,
10 70 acre in Patterson township,
$50.
Benjamin Cain to Isaac Hile,
24 acres in Adams township,
1926
Isaac Hile to Peter Derr, 24
acres in Adams township, 1925.
J. c. Spidel to Charles Nish-
witz, 40 acres in WAYNE town.
ship, $365O.
Charles Paulus and others to
J. Paulus, 80 acres in Wayne
township, $500.
Maria Burket to w. A. Bunger,
two lots in Savona, $500.
William Coy to A. R. Ferree,
80 acres in Butler township, $45OO
w. E. George to J. M. Peter
sine, 3ftSSo acres in Gettysburg, |
$4,000.
S. S. Snuff to J. P. Cottrell, |
$3.50 acres in Franklin township, |
$4,000.
J. H. A. Ross to Ida M. Ross,
lot in Greenville, $4,000.
Frances Fail to Frank Brown,
1 small tract in Rossville, $50.
Thomas Brown to H. P. Jones,
10 acres in Mississinawa town.
ship, $1,000.
M. o. Evans to A. Evans, un-
livided one-fourth of 60 acres in
Gississinawa township, $500.
Zellta F. Hay to A. Evans, un-
ivided one fourth of 60 acres in
township, $500.
C. B. Douglas to Mysten Ulle-
Y, two small tracts in Versailles,
1850.
w. J. Goodyear to Aaron Mar
er, Z acre in Franklin township,
so.
Susan Small to Aaron Marker,
ConIinued on fourth paea
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26

There seems to be no doubt
whatever that the tariff will be
revised at a special session of
Congress to be called immedi.
ateIy after March 4, 1909, or lust
one year from now. That is, of
course, if a Republican president
and a Republican House are e.
lected. There is no knowing
what a Democratic president
would do and if one did ATTEMPT
to secure revision of the tariff
it would probably precipitate a
deadlock between the Republican
Senateland the Democratic House
which would prove most disas-
trous to the business of the coun-
Try.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-26

The enthusiastic cordiality with
which the Atlantic fleet has been
entertained in South America
and is being urged to visit Aus
tralia, New Zealand and other
places, constitutes a sad COM
mentary or many American edi-
tors. Foreigners evidently un-
derstand the pacific character of
the Pacific cruise, while some A.
merican editors, in their blind
ness of partisan animosity, could
not or would not understand the
cruise as anything but a menace
to the peace of the world.