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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
A Wonan,a MNo.v

There are plenty Of happy marriages
which have begun with mo- and end.
ed with YES" 1t frequently happens
that the woman who refuses the first
time consents willingly upon the sec
ond or third. Nor is the reason for
this far to seek. The woman who an
swers with negative often does so
believing that If her sutton really
means what he says he will not accept
dismissal without making IN effort to
reverse her decision. The astute lover.
when declined as a husband. begs
humbly for friendship and proceeds
to make himself necessary to his lady
loves comfort and happiness. He
studies her tastes, humors her whims.
- always on hand when needed, yet
never in the wsy. In short. Ne plays
the part Of cavalier servant" 80
adroitly that some day when he be-
takes himself to Japan or Paris his
ladylovs wakes mp to the knowledge
that he has become Indispensable to
her, part OF her life, which. with
drawn, leaves q sense OF lack. VOID.
Most fortressss will capituiats IL the
Siege be long enough and wen conduct
Cd. and the rule holds good In love a
well % p war.- Chicago Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
Dealing In "cats and Doas."

No antiquarian pursues a more prof
table or fascinating calling than the
dealer in eats and dogs as the an.
Equities of Wall street are dubbed
Cats and dogs are the remnants eli
old stock. bond and note issues of rail.
road. Industrial or mining companies
on which payment of interest. divi-
dends or principal has been in de
fault for years. Some of these securi-
ties are worthless and obsolete. some
of doubtful value. while a. few are
worth their weight in gold. Only the
expert in obsolete securities can detect
their worth. Many of these securities
can be picked up at the official auction
room of Wall street. Many brokers
closely scrutinize the securities that
are offered at this auction room, and
only a few months ago 100000 shares
Of stock i'll certain mining company
were sold for a song. from which the
broker hopes to realize big sum-
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
Wrecked by a Whale.

While cruising in the south seas the
whaler Essex was furiously attacked
by COW sperm whale supposed to
have been the mother of calf which
had just been harpooned. The whale
had not been wounded herself, and her
attack was very determined At her
first rush she passed under the Essex
and carried away great length of her
false keel: then, coming to the surface
a considerable distance away, she APP
peared to take bearings and deliber-
ately charged the vessel again, ram
ming her with such violence that she
stove in the bows, while the ship roll
ed so heavily that the captain thought
she must be dismasted The case is
memorable because the crew had to
abandon the vessel, aad one boat was
never heard Of again.-Baily's Maya
zine.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
A Case Of Bluff.

Talking about blufting.' said the
horseman, there was chap who
thought blacksmithing looked simple
and easy. and so. being out Of work
be decided to have. a try at it. He
went to smith and asked for job.
WELL said the smith. you are q
strong. likely looking young fellow
What experience have you had?'
ELEVEN years. was the prompt an
swer.
"'All right. I'll try you,' said the
blacksmith. Shoe that mare while !
go home to dinner
The smith on his return from dinner
frowned and said to the new hand:
What. Haven't you got that mare
shod yet?'
The buffer bit his lip, flushed and
replied: &
s 81 can't get her COMPOUNDED foot in
the wise Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
ACCIDENT FAKIRs.
Men Who Are Able to Swindle the In

Men Who Are Able to Swinele the In
surance Companies.
Accident. Insurance companies are
very suspicious of all accidents involv.
ing injury to the knee. for it is on his
knee that the accident fakir mainly
relies"
The speaker. a surgeon, frowned and
went on:
There are men who make living
out of fake accidents. They travel
from city to city; they insure in every
company that issues accident policies;
then, with a fake injury. they proceed
to collect dues.
"An accident fakir-for so we call
these. men-has usually knee that he
can slip out at will. He purposely
stumbles over an open trap or some
hard, sharp obstacle. puts his knee out
deftly, raises big boiler so as to Sc
cure lot of witnesses and then hob
bles home.
HE doesn't notify his insurance
companies till the next day. BY then
his knee is so swollen that an accurate
examination of it is impossible. We
cannot tell whether it is one of those
fake. self slipping knees or not. So
we pay the man his money. and he
seeks new pastures.
There was one mamie is in Jail
now-who In nine years collected over
$1,000 in accident policies with the
help of knee that he could slip out
as easily as slip my hand out of my
glove. New Orleans Times-D Democrat.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
HOW TO WIN BATTLES.
Men Who Hit What They Shoot at Are
the Determining Factor In War.

Men Who Hit What They Shoot at Are
the Determining Factor In War.
Other things being equal, good shoot
ing is the determining factor in war.
Poorly drilled and hastily organized
bodies of men can give good account
of themselves if they know how to
shoot and hit what they shoot at
In our war for independence, says
Army and Navy Life. the colonists
were woodsmen. They carried and
used their arms to supply their homes
with food and to protect them from
the savage. AS marksmen they vast
" outclassed the British, and that more
than anything else gave Washington
the final victory.
Again. In our great civil war mark
the effect of general knowledge Of
firearms. In the south were sporting
people. They We're fond of riding and
hunting. Shooting at target and at
game entered into their sports and
pastimes, The north was commercial.
Its men knew little or nothing of
firearms save the fiintlocks of their
grandfathers, objects of curiosity in
their shops or homes. except in the far
west, where the life Of 1776 was still
being lived. The result was that in
the east the southern troops were gen.
orally victorious for couple Of years
until the northern troops learned to
shoot. What little success the north
had was in the west. where they were
little better than standof.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
HORSESHOE CRABS.
The Necessity For Turning Them Over
In the Aquarium Pool.

In the Aquarium Pool.
1t is not an unusual occurrence at
the aquarium for some humane visitor
to approach an attendant and say:
There's horseshoe crab turned
over on its back in the pool here. and
it can't get back again. Won't you
please come and turn it over?"
The attendant gets dip net and
climbs on to the coping around the
| pool in which the big horseshoe crabs
are kept and reaches down in the wa
ter with it and turns the horseshoe
right side up, whereupon the crai
moves off comfortably.
This, however, as done in such case
upon request, is only what sooner or
later the attendant would nave done
Of his own accord, for they here keep
an eye on the horseshoes as they do on
all the other impounded creatures
1t might perhaps be wondered IL the
horseshoe crab has to have man to
keep it turned over here what it does
In the broad open water in which it
finds home, quite apart from man
and where it can't have any such as
sistance. The answer is that in its
natural home the conditions are very
different and that there 1t is able to
turn over itself. \
The horseshoe crab has a long, stiff,
spikelike tail, which Is Joined to its
body with an attachment that works
like hinge In the sea when horse
shoe gets turned over on it's back it
digs the point Of it's tail into the sand
or mud on the bottom. and with that
to hold by it raises the tail end of It's
body up off the bottom. In that more
advantageous position and with the
tail helping some as lever the horse
shoe is able to turn itself over.
/ In an aquarium pool. which is lined
with porcelain tiles SO that 1t can be
kept clean, the horseshoe crab can't do
this, because there it can't find sand
or mud to stick it's tail into to get
brace. Occasionally horseshoe that
has been overturned will by chance get
the tip of its tail into the angle form
ed by the floor and the wall Of the
pave and SO, with something to hold
against, get leverage enough to turn
itself over, but generally the big over
turned horseshoes lie OH their backs
in the pool until they are righted.
The righting up of the horsesboes al.
| ways interests the people standing
around the poo. among whom there
are likely! to Be some who view it with
more serious pleasure. "A woman
said to an attendant who had just turn
| ed over two big horseshoe crabs:
am glad to see that you treat
| them with Kindness"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
= Val' N y y
Nav Turn BLACK.

Professor Mcmillan Brown, ethnol
ogist, holds that the future Australian
people will in all probability be black.
The Polynesians, he said in lecture
at Sydney, came originally not from
America, as has been supposed, but
from Asia. They were whites and
changed color, just as the future Aus.
tralian may do as the centuries go on,
at least in the tropical regions Of the
north. The violet rays Of the sun win
turn him black In course Of time.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
JinqJed His Wealth.

Young Scotch Precentor- Man Tam
mas, there's ae thing bothers me sair
when I'm singin', an / Gamma get
overt. I'm awful nervous.
Old Precentor-Aye, aye. wis the
same as you when wis young, but
found DOT a cure, an I've aye kept
tact. jist pit seeven or acht coopers
In my pouch, an when feel the nerv-
BUSINESS beginnin' ! give them bit
rattle. 1t mak's me feel kim O. whit
may ca independent like Try't.
mon, try't.-Dundee Advertiser.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
YPsIL.ANTI.
Nearly Four Hundred Ways Of SPELL
| ing the Name.


ing the Name.
Curious postal officers in Michigan
and Washington have been keeping
for years past a record of the different
ways Ypsflanti has been spelled on
mail matters, and by comparing the
notes they have preserved list of
veritable photographic wonders has
been compiled. This list. easily estab-
fishes the claim that more different
ways for spelling Ypsilanti have been
devised than for spelling any other
geographical name in America.
In all no less than 372 distinct ways
of spelling the name have been count
ed, and it is probable that the greater
number, perhaps all. have been used
in good faith by persons who actually
believed that the photographic combi-
nations reproduced we're the correct
combinations for representing Ypsi-
lanti on the written or printed page
Every letter in the alphabet except
"R" has been used as the initial letter
of the name. though why 80 obvious
a combination as Rypsilanti should be
neglected when others much less OBJ
.vious have been employed is difficult
to explain. AS matter of fact the
variations in the spelling are chiefly
confined to the first syllable "Y'' be-
ing letter lacking or having only an
Indifferent standing in many foreign
languages.
Tipsy Lanti and Typ SLANT are met
with, and among the spellings farthest
away from the accepted and official
standard are Whypsorlanter and Hip
asalandder.- Chicago Inter Ocean.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
Left to the Jury.

= Judge Martin decided that certain
evidence was inadmissible. The attor-
ney took strong exception to the rul.
ing and insisted that it was admissible.
Il know, your honor said he warm
II. ..that it is proper evidence. Here /
have been practicing at the bar for
forty years, and now want to know
IL am fool
THAT" quietly replied the court. sis
Z question of fact and not of law. so l
won't pass any opinion upon it, hui
win let the jury decide. Liverpool
- Mercury. q 3aa. st4 ss. tf ssE s ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
EasiIy Stated.

A committee having in charge local
entertainment went to noted editor
to request him to take part In It.
what do you want me to do. gentle
menY' he asked.
eve would like to have you give us
Z talk on spelling reform" they re-
piled.
WELL he reJoined. II can give. you
my idea Of spelling reform In one SEN
tence. Just leave tme' OF the pro
Unmme." Is
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
soIrrxL.He Spoke.

''Really. Miss Primm, you ought to ge,
married. remarked Wedderly. you'll
sooD be in the spinster class If you
don't hurry up and catch on"
"Oh, don't worry about me, Mr.. Wed.
derly," replied Miss Primm. IF
were as easy to please as your wife l
would have been married long ago.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
Hjah Ijvina.

An eminent man who is a strict alb
stainer from both wine and animal
food is obliged in consequence Of this
peculiarly to refrain from dining out.
He entertains, however, an occasional
kindred spirit. One such was recently
at his table.
you ought to have seen Them" said
the eminent mans son. "rioting over
boiled carrots!'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
IN Wooden Shoe Lame.

Patience-Did you have any shoes
made in Holland? Patrice- Well, I
tried to have a pair made, but when
/ went to get them they told me they
hadn't cut the tree down yet-Yonkers
Statesman.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
The EternaI So.

Edith is one Of the. children in q
household where Sabbath obseryances
are Of the old school type of severity.
81 shall always stay here" she de-
eclared at the close of her second day
at the beach. because they don't put
the sea away on Sunday
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17


labor Mr. Roosevet cabinet accomplished
three chdrenwo daughters
$
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
When Pride 1, faumhl.d

"How can ever hope to win such a
proud beautyY
drop around when men are scarce.
She amt nearly SO proud them
Washington Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-17
A Disguise.

To the Barber-Lather me thorough
"; there comes my tailor. Fiie0snde
Batter.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-04-04

WANTED-New and second hard fur
niture bought and sold. Phone BAL,
next to Pythian Castle. 1874
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-04-04
CONTEST NOTICE.
Department Of the Interior,
limited States Land ONCE
Phoenix, A. T., March 4,


Phoenix, A. r, March 4, 1903.
A sufficient contest affidavit having
been fled in this Office by C. ]. Lund-
wall, contestant, against Homestead
Entry No. 1850, made January Is, 1904,
for N. W. IA OF Section 4, Township
24-S. Range 24-E. by Frank Piletsh,
contestee, in which it is alleged that
said Frank Pfletsn has abandoned said
above, described entry and has eft
the country and he has failed 70 com
ply with the homestead laws in re
gard to residence and improvements
and that such absence was not due to
service in army. navy or marine
corps Of the United States, said par
ties are hereby notified to appear, re-
spond and offer evidence touching said
allegation at 10 o'clock a. m. on April
81. 1908, before r. G. Stanford, United
States commissioner at Bisbee,
Arizona land that final hearing viii
be held at 10 O'Clock a. m May 14th.
1908, before) the register and receiver
at the United States land office in
Phoenix, Arizona.
The said contestant having, In q
proper affidavit fled February 9Th.
1903, set forth facts which show that
after due diligence personal service
OF this notice cannot be made, it Is
hereby ordered and directed that such
notice be given by due and proper
publication.
So FEN S. HILDRETH, Receiver.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-04-04
sHERIFFs sALE.-No. 1875.


The Territory OF Arizcba, at the relation
and to the use of ]. N Gaines, Treas
urer and ex-officio Tax Collector IN
and for Cochise County Territory OF
Arizona, Plaintiff
vs.
Charles A Stevens, Defendant
Under and by virtue Of an order of
OF the Second Judicial District Of the
Territory Of Arizona. In and for the
County Of cochise, on the 9Th day OF
March, 1903, in the above entitled
action, wherein J. n Gaines, Tax Cor
lector, the above named plaintiff, OBJ
tained judgment against Charles A.
Stevens, defendant, on the 9Th day OF
November, 1907, for the sum of Sixteen
and &-l00 S16.S5) dollars, besides inter-
est costs, and accruing costs, 1 have
this day levied upon all the rights
titles. claim and interest of said de-
PENDANT. Charles A. Stevens, Of in and
TO the following described real estate, to-
wit:
Lots 80, "a, in Block II, city of Bisbee
County of Cochise, Territory of Arizona
Prhlic notice Is hereby given that ]
1903, at o'clock p. NJ, of said day, In
front of the Court House door Of the
County Of Cochise, sell at public auc-
ton. ali the right, title, claim and In
terest OF said defendant, Charles A.
Shotwell, of, in and to the above de-
scribed property, or so much thereof as
may be necessary to raise sufficient
money to satisfy said Judgment. with
interest and costs. etc, to the highest
and best bidder for cash
1893
JOHN r. WHITE, Sheriff.
By A. A. HOPKINS, Deputy Sheriff.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-04-04
sHERrFFs s.LE.-No. 4es7.


The Territory of Arizona. at the relation
urer and ex-officio Tax Collector in
and for Cochise County, Territory OF
Arizona, Plaintiff.
James Hevenor, Defendant.
Under and by virtue of an order of
sale issued out of the District Court
OF the Second Judicial District of the
Territory Of Arizona, in and for the
County of Cochise, on the 9th day OF
action. wherein J. n. Gaines, Tax Col
lector, the above named plaintiff, OBJ
tanned a judgment against James
Hevenor defendant, on the 9Th day of
November. 1901 for the sum OF Twenty
and T-100 Cs20.n) dollars, besides interest
costs. and accruing costs, have this
day levied upon all the right, title.
claim and interest Of said defendant,
James Hevenor, Of. in and to the follow
10. &c. ia Block Q, City Of Bisbee,
County of Cochise, Territory OF Arizona.
Public uotics is hereby given that I
will. on Saturday, the 18th day of April,
1908, at o'clock p. NJ, of said day in
front OF the Court House door of the
County Of Cochise, sell at public auc-
ton. all the right, title, claim and in
terest of said defendant, James
Heyenor Of. in and to the above de-
may be " necessary 10 raise sufiicient
money. to satisfy said Judgment, with
interest and costs. etc, to the highest
and best bidder for cash.
Dated, Tombstone, Arizona, March. Is
JOHN F. WHITE, Sheriff.
BY A A. HOPKINS, Deputy Sheriff.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-04-04
sHERwFs sALE.-No. asa..

TIE Territory of Arizona, at the relation
ami to the use Of ]. N. Gaines Treas
urer and ex-officio Tax Collector in
and for Cochise County, Territory of
Arizona, Plaintiff.
W. Borders, Defendant
Under and by virtue OF an order of
sale issued out Of the District Court
of the Second Judicial District OF the
County OF Cochise, on the 9th day of
March, 1905, in the above entitled
action, wherein ]. n. Gaines, Tax Col
lector, the above named plaintiff OBJ
taine1 a judgment against W. Borders
defendant, on the 9Th day OF November
1867, for the sum Of Thirty-four and
27-109 (542O dollars, besides interest
costs, and accruing costs, I have this
day levied upon all the right title
claim and interest Of said defendant w
Borders, of, in and to the following de-
Lot IS, in Block Q, City Of Bisbee
County Of Chochise, Territory Of Arizona
l'ulsnc notice IS frIeby given that |
will. on Saturday. the 18th day of April
1908, at l o'clock p. NJ. of said day In
front of the Court House door of the
County Of COchise, Territory of Arizona
ton, all the right, title, claim and in
terest OF said defendant, w. Bord-
ers, Of, in and to the above de-
scrtbed property, or so much thereof as
may be necessary 70 raise sufficient
interest and costs, etc. to the highest
and best oi1ier for cash
Dated, Tombstone, Arizona, March. &c.
JOHN + WHITE, Sheriff.
BY A. A HOPKINS, Deputy Sheriff.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-04-04
sHER1FFs sALE.-No. 1914.

The Territory 70 Arizona, at the relation
and 10 the use of J. N. Gaines, Treas
urer and ex-off1cio Tax Collector in
and for Cochise County, Territory of
Arizona, Plaintiff.
Antonio Roget, Defendant
Under and by virtue of an order of
sale issued out Of the District Court
OF the Second judicial District OF the
Territory of Arizona, in and for the
County OF Cochise, on the 9Th day of
March, 1sOs, in the above entitled
action wherein J. N Gaines, Tax Col
lector, the above named plaintiff, OBJ
tanned a judgment against Antonio
Roget, defendant, on the 9Th day of
November, 1867, for the sum Of Fifty
three and 67-100 (553.6D dollars. besides
interest costs, and accruing costs, >
have this day levied upon all the right,
title, claim and interest of said defend
ant Antonio Roget of, in and to the
Lots 60. 81, in Block 10. City Of Bisbee,
County OF Cochise, Territory of Arizona.
Public notice is hereby given that 1
will, on Saturday, the 18th day of April,
1908, at l o'clock p. NJ. Of said day, in
front Of the Court House door Of the
County Of Cochise, sell at public auc>
ton, all the right, title. claim and In
terest OF said defendant, Antonio
Roget, of, in and to the above de
may be necessary to raise sufiicient
money, to satisfy said Judgment, with
interest and costs etc, to the highest
and best bidder for cash.
DATED, Tombstone Arizona, March, ls,
JOHN F. WHITE, Sheriff.
By A A. HOPKINS. Deputy Sheriff.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-04-04
LEGAL NOTICES.
PROPOSALS FOR BIDS.

Sealed bids for the construction of
the Warren District Country Club
clubhouse will be received at the Of
fee of w. H. Brophy, chairman OF
the House Committee, until 6 p. m,
Monday, March goth. All bids shall
be addressed to w. H. Brophy, Chair
man of the House Committee, and
marked Bids Tor construction OF
Clubhouse" Plans and specifications
for same can be seen at the Office of
F. c. Hurst. architect. The success
full bidder shall be compelled to make
good and sufficient bond in the
amount of his bid, same to be approx
ed by house committee. Committee
reserves the rignt to reject any or all
bids. 54S
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-04-04

Bledsoe's residence, Clawson Hill.
Nick Krupich. 544
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1908-04-04
sHERIFFs sALE.-No. 1880.

The Territory of Arizona at the relation
urer and ex.officto Tax Collector in
and for Cochise County, Territory of
Arizona, Plaintiff
Charles H. Odom, Defendant
Under and by virtue of an order of
sale issued out of the District Court
of the Second Judicial District Of the
County of Cochise, on the 9th day of
March. 1908, in the above, entitled
action, wherein J. n. Gaines, Tax Col
lector. the above named plaintiff, OBJ
tanned judgment against Charles H.
Odom, defendant, on the 9Th day of
November, 1907, for the sum ofThirty-
five and 15-100 (35.-5) dollars, besides In
this day levied upon all the right, title,
claim and interest Of said defendant,
Charles H. Odom, Of in and to the fol-
lowing described real estate, to-wit:
South % of Lots to TO- in Block o.
City of Bisbee, County OF Cochise, Ter
ritory 70 Arizona.
Public notice ~ hereby given that
1908, at l o'clock P. NJ, of said day, in
front of the Court House door of the
County of Cochise, sell at public auc-
ton, all the right, title, claim and in
terest Of said defendant Charles II.
Odom, of, in and to the above de-
scribed property. or so much thereof as
may be necessary to raise sufficient
interest and costs, etc, 20 the highest
and best bidder for cash.
Dated, Tombstone, Arizona, March, is.
JOHN F. WHITE, Sheriff.
By A. A. HOPKINS. Deputy Sheriff