Willmar tribune., 1908-08-12
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How a Fierce American !
Was Appeased. :.
[Original.]

'nc "eoIeiH cOntlnenC. Wlen ]
was boy | was one morning at the
Hotel des Invalides. in Paris, with nv
father. He was speaking in French
with pensioner. Presently my father
burst into laugh. l asked him what
he was laughing at He said that he
had told the Frenchman that he was
an American. NO." replied the old
soldier; Americans are all black"
Some years ago an American wild
west show visited Budapest. There
were the usual fusillades, individual
ShoolnGs and stagecoach robberies.
Inc people who saw them got an idea
that all Americans shot, and shot to
Kill, on the slightest provocation. l
spent few days at the place soon aft
er the show had passed on, register
Ing from my home, Toledo, o. The
day after my arrival l saw some citi.
zens over the register debating in al
excited fashion about just where III
America Toledo was, whether it was
on the Atlantic or Pacific coast, one
man declaring that it was in the
Allegheny mountains. the region Of the
fercest tribes Of cowboys. Suddenly
catching sight of me, they scattered
like a flock Of birds among which a
stone had been thrown.
The same evening l attended a per-
formance in music hail. A little,
deformed girl, with pale cheeks and
great, flaring black eyes. was selling
programmes. A waiter moving across
the floor with half a dozen glasses of
beer poised on a tray above his head
not seeing the child, ran her down.
The six glasses of beer went crashing
on the floor, and the waiter fell on the
girl. AS she and he rose in his irrita.
ton he gave her a cuff, saying, '"Take
that for getting in my way"
Now, l am mild hammered, peace
ful man, nothing of a knight errant. but
I thought the waiter should be re-
proved for giving way to his temper
and the little girl given a tip to make
up for the blow she had received, so |
said:
W e@AtS1S Sou 4SAu uO Oto1uCSS W
strike the Child in that manner. The
accident was your fault. You should
have looked about you to see if any
body was in your way"
AS l spoke put my hand to my hip
pocket to get out my portemonnaie,
which always carry there, to give the
little programme seller a coin.
The noise of the fall had attracted
the attention Of every one in the hall
All eyes were upon the waiter, the girl
and me. AS l spoke. those farthest
away from me got on chairs to see
what WAS going to do. I had been
pointed out to many of them as an
American, and as they saw that I was
d1spleased at the waiter they con-
sidered him in imminent danger. When
put my hand to my hip pocket there
was the most remarkable commotion
have ever had the honor to occasion.
Indeed. it is the only glittering spot il
my otherwise uneventful life.
There was a wild scramble at the
tables nearest me to get out of the
way. The men knocked over the
chairs, jumped across tables; the wo
men shrieked: the children Ghey take
their children to such places abroad)
cried. Those nearest the door blocked
the opening in Il vain effort to get out
all at once. l had my eye on the poor
little programme girl and to prevent
her being trampled upon put an arm
about her to protect her:
The manager came fighting his way
toward me and when he got near
enough shouted to me: "Do not shoot.
Everything you require shall be done
What will appease you?'
1t suddenly occurred to me to turn
the score to account for the little pro-
gramme girl.
"1'm not going to kill any one,"
said, 'but have suggestion to make.
Let US take up a collection for this
poor little girl, who received a cuff she
did not deserve
l had my portemonnaie. not a revolv
er, in my hand and, opening it, took ou,
q bill, dropped it in my hat and gave il
to the manager. He stood on a chair |
and as soon as he could make himself |
heard said:
''The American will not fight if VIC
take up collection for the programme
girl. Let us ransom Carl Steffens, the
waiter who offended him. Carl is a |
poor man and has large family"
With that he went around with the |
hat. Every person In the assembly |
considered that he was bound to dis.
gorge as he had seen stagecoach pas.
sengers disgorge to road agents in the
wild west show. When the hat came
back it was brimful Of bills and coins
The manager handed it to me, and, |
pouring its contents into my handker-
chief, I handed it to the child. The
manager got on a table and cried:
'The American is appeased. Now
go quietly to your homes.'
The people shrank away-that is,
those who were left, for goodly num-
ber had departed by the door and win
doWs. Some who had to pass me
looked at me with timid curiosity and
when they were obliged to present !
their backs to me hurried out as If
afraid to trust me behind them. Whep
they had all gone except the landlord
he bowed very low and said to me:
when may reassure our people
that your excellency has departed?'
10 assume such commanding posi-
ton by striking a people with terror
even in so ridiculous manner has its |
effect. I confess myself affected by It. |
could fancy how it was that even the |
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