Alaska sentinel., 1908-10-08

And rip his undsrshirt; The plaudits of the multitude Will rise in mighty peals. And the wstchful Teddy Bear will nip At William Howard's heels.
 The pink mud guards of Sunny Jim will catch the frost descending. and turn . fine autumnal red, with the burning sumac blending; the frost will thin out Hr. Eern's elaborate chin thieket, and each of these hair-bearins tails will go some on his ticket.
 The frost will paint the sassafras a deep and glowing red, and the farm hand will resume his howl for blankets on his bed. The plsnt-e1udsd phospho- rus will gossamer the air the stiff rheu- matis will put on his wind-proff under wear. The southward moving ducks will quack upon the reeded lakes, and man will line himself inside with but tered flannel cakes.
 The women will parade beneath the big sky-scraper hate, and guy lines strung to steady therh will anchor in their rats; and every time the wind blows brisk, with many screams and squsals, they'll all turn turtle and will fan the azure with their heels.
 The trapper will unto the woods
 To live the life of Crhsoe; And the quail will balance on rail l And whistle like Caruso,
 The poor hay fever patient will return from his retreat; and every time bis nose goes of and honks upon the street, we'll scram ble for the nearest curb as fast as we can dart, believing that his lusty sneeze is some skidoodle cart.
 The candidate will press his suit and tell his little jokes while he is handing 6ut cigars they name for famous folks 1; and notwithstanding all the harm this sort of smoke has done us, we'll all waltz up again and try his deadly "Mra: Guinness"
 After the 18th of October will be un- der the influence of the sodiacal sign scorpio, the crustacean Persons born in scorpio are Holsters, and are mostly actors and baseball players. They have remarkable foresight, Among other things, they can tell wheh the hired girl is going to quit, and always give her notice first
 The armored football plapsr will ca. yort in padded psnts, and butt to beat a Billy goat, while frenzied thousands dance. He'll out the foe with glass hid in his padsrewsfi mop, and when they pile on sacks he'll do war dance on the top. The college men will all get up and yell like Kingdom Come; the col lege girls will swallow six or seven gobs of gum; the autumn sun will be ot: seursd by eolors, horns and hats; the catapulting end will cave the other fel- lows slats; the giant centers will collide ! like two excursion trains; the guards will paw the earth and scramble one another's brains; and when the mbu- lance drives up, with great vociferstion, the bowling mob will give three cheers for higher education. The frat trost-ripened Hickory nuts
 Will rattle to the ground, And local option will put on The blower all around. The hunters moon will gail the sky, The bee will duck the clover, And the other Wright in France will knock
 The eifiel tower over.
 The flower for October is the hop, and this signifies that the fates are against prohibition in one month of the year, anyway. :...-.
 Our gad-abouting fleet will throw a scare into Japan, and shell the Chinese coast until they tell the age of An; and old John Rockefeller will observe Octo- har nine with n hio harm dance at Forest