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The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydla F. Ink hams Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills and has positively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with displaeements, inflammation, uleera- ion, fibreid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, baekaehe, that bear iag-down feeling, fatuleney, indiges- tion, dizziness, ,ornerYouSp prostfdtlon.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Worth Waitina For.

q am proud of my business" says William J. Buttling, the manager of Ceney Islands Dreamland. Life with out wholesome amusement would be a dreary thing. as dreary as the town of Peebles. A drummer, after hard days work there. started out in the evening to look for some amusement. In the empty street he saw but one man. very cid man. and he said to this graybeard: What time does the heater open -Theayter? said the cid
 nan. We have no theayter here
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
The Monitor.

She was mammals joy and comfort, and when her parents went to town for a short visit she was instructed to look after her younger brother and sister and faithfully report any mis- behavior on the part of either of the young hopefuls.
 On the evening of her return the fond mamma called for an account of the stewardship. and was led to the nursery. where on the blackboard in bold type appeared the following record:
 .Egelyn-No bad marks.
 "Jack-Two spits and one dam."
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Dodainq the Mortgage.

A farmer near Mckinney, Texas, has marketed thirty bushels of turnips the past season from quarter of an acre. The seed cost him 10 cents and he sold the product at 50 cents per bush ell He was well paid for the time he took to plant, take care of and market the turnips and he had something to sell when he went to town instead of going there to buy q wagonload of something he could have raised.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

Sentiment is the thing that brings the enjoyment to all things This is what makes one man enjoy what is repugnant to another. But in our or der the first idea is business. and no amount of sentiment should dominate the right thing and the best thing to do under any and all circumstances.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

We'll. the music hall. then?' The old man shook his head and drowned, No. no. he murmured, there's nothing of that kind in Peebles' But. goodness, gracious, exclaimed the drummer, have you no amusement at all in this outlapdish placer oh aye said the other If ye wait till eight o'clock ye can see them shift the freight train'"
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Plan Beautiful cen,e,ery.

Munich Is to have one of the most beautiful graveyards in Germany. The city has purchased about 900 acres of romantic forest land about five miles from It's borders, which will be used as a cemetery. II will be the first forest graveyard in Germany, and it is 10 be so used that it's idyl.ic character will be preserved.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
yDIAE P.NxHAM'S VEeETabLE V COMPOUND

to conquer all female alSeases' a1,
 Mrs. Norman R. Barndt, of Alien. town, Pa, writes: ].
 Ever since I was sixteen years or ace I had suffered from ar organic de- rangement and female weakness; in eonseouenee I had dreadful headaches and was extremely nervous, My physi- clan said I must go through an opera tion to get well. A friend told me about Lydia E. Pinkhan1's Vegetable coTnound. and I took it and wrote you for advice, following your directions carefully. and thanks to you 1 am to- day n well woman, and l am telllng ali my friends of my experience. !
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

ney troubles. Is that relief lastingt Let Mrs. James M. Long. of 113 Augusta St Staunton. Va. tell you. On January 31st. 1903. Mrs. Long wrote: Doan s Kid
 ney Pills have cured me" (of pain in the
 back, urinary trou-
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

The young man asked the banker For his fair and only child The banker nodded grayeIy.
 And then he grimlY smiled Amazed, the young man heard him Reply in business phrase; "Itll have to file your notice
 Come back in sixty days"
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
HELPFUL ADVICE:

You won't tell your IamlIy u9cIoa .1I tbe yJ whole story about your private ;ii'5a"I ;IiU ",io vou are too modest. You I,alld'p naad moi 6e afraid to tell Mrs. Pink ham. at Lynn, Mass, the thhlsS you you could m not explain to the doctor ! our our letter will be held in the strletest con con 1i1 fdence From her vast correspon!d- nnca with sick women during the met nast thirty years she may have ppaiped paio u the very knowledge that will vi, low lowing, from grateful women, ess tablis6 beyond doubt the poWerQt
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
The prevaillna. Excuse.

"Jedge," said the prisoner, who had been caught with 6 chicken in sack, you oughter go easy with me-
 Why? You stole the hen
 T admits t, jedge; l admits it. re- sponded the prisoner "But it's sol emn truf dat hen jest seemed to be my affinity; yes, sah!"
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Don't Delay

The season of coughs and colds Is not yet past-they will be prevalent for some months to come. Do not neglect or experiment with them. Use the safe and sure remedy-Simmons Cough Syrup. It heals the soreness and stops the cough.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
"It Knocks the Itch"

It may not cure all your ills, but it does cure one of the worst. It cures any form of itch ever known no matter what it is called, where the sensation is itch" it knocks it. Eczema, Ringworm and all the rest are relieved at once and cured by one box. It's guaranteed. and it's name is Hunts Cure
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

bles. bearing down sensations. ete3 On June 20th. 1907, four and one-half years later she said: "l haven't had kidney trouble since. repeat my testimony
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

Plant tree in that untilabIe corner. It will require little or no attention, and will work along day and night until one day it will reach the divi- dend paying point. and il will then never prove uuprofitable
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Makes Pain Go Away.

Are you one of the ones who pay in
 toll
 For your right of way through this
 life? If so you will find Hunts Lightning
 Oil
 A friend which will aid ia the
 strife.
 To those who earn their own way by their own labor, accidents occur with painful frequency. Burns, bruises. cuts and sprains are not strangers to the man who wears corns on his hands. A better remedy for these troubles does not exist than Hunt $ Lightning Oil.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
rnoL rmn tn Beat Her.

Timkins-Your wife seems to be quite a fluent talker.
 Simkins-You bet she is. l never knew her to be outtalked but once. Timkins-Indeed,
 simkfns-Yes: and then it took two other women to do it.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Important to Mothers.
Bears the
Miaht Have Been Quicker.

"Yes," Gussie was saying, it was the first time l had met him and he actual ly called me a fool. Hadn't been talk ing to him five minutes, either. Say, what kind of fellow is he, anyway"
 Well" replied Knox. quietly, he's awfully slow for one thing"
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
On Dlminutives.

The Sphinx was asking a riddle. "Why does a man in love always want to call a 200pound maiden his little girl?"
 With one acord they gave it up.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

Non-producIng consumers are a. menace and a curse to the human race. All that they use is lost to the world. for it is invested in thing that yields no returns.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
An lJnIucky Answer.

Wealthy Aunt-Oh, l know you are all just waiting for my death.
 Nfece-Why. aunt. what an idea, It's matter of perfect indifference to me.-Illustrated Magazine.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

Shun the mortgage as you would the viper. and while you are helping yourself to industrial freedom help your less fortunate neighbor to walk alone
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Requiescat.

There was young lady in Guam Who said: While the ocean is calr1 I'll plunge in for q lark"' But she met with a shark. We will now sing the 2Sth Psalm.
 Houston Post,
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
IN BUG HOLLOW.
Not aIust as oood'-It,s the eest

Not Just as eood"-it's the Best
 One box of Hunts Cure is unfailing- ly. unqualifedly. and absolutely guar anteed to cure any form Of Skin Dis ease. It is particularly active in promptly relieving and permanently curing all forms of itching known.
 Eczema. Tetter. Ringworm and all similar troubles are relieved by one application; cured by one box.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Methodist Episcopal Property.

The Methodist Episcopal church property in this country is now worth about s1S7000,000. on which there is an indebtedness of 12,127,24S.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Satan Terrified,

There is as great genius displayed in advertising as in the higher branches of literature. No problem daunts the modern advertising man. In the window of little bookstore in Eighth avenue, New York, was re- gently heaped a great pile of Bibles marked very low-never before were Bibles offered at such bargain and above them all, in big letters, was the inscription: Satan trembles when he sees Bibles sold as low as these. - Woman,s Home Companion.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

Shortly after a man goes up against the matrimonial game his bump Of hope becomes dent.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
GET THE TREE-PLANTlNG HABIT.

Nothing so adds to the beauty of q homes outward appearance as pretty shade trees. It makes the home look permanent, comfortable, prosperous, inviting. When one sees nice shady lawn, he feels like going in to rest, and he never comes home, tired, hot and dusty from his days work. if he has such yard of his own, that he does not breathe an involuntary pray CT of thankfulness for Gods blessed trees.
 Nothing so adds to the outward ap- pearanee of town as streets lined with trees. The stranger feels perfectly at home. though he may not know a hu- man soul. in the ordinary sense It was a man of true feeling who wrote, One touch of nature makes the whole world kin" Trees, natures splendid exemplars. make the stranger wish to stay Many Arlington people are planting trees. They are adding to the comfort and the beauty of their homes. and at the same time doing a great good for the town. Get the tree planting habit.-Arlington Journal.
 When the Union came to William son County in 1903 the Commercial said then-when 1t was unpopular to do so-when some newspapers were deneuneing it as political machine that the farmer ought to organize. These newspapers and politicians be- gan to cast aspersion on the Union, but it grew steadily. They then jumped in the band wagon when the Union became powerful and popular. But now that the crisis has come in its history-the time when all true farmers and patriotic citizens should stand together against common enc my-the old enemy-the latter pro- fessed friends are growing cold and mkewarm in their support. The Com mereial earnestly urges every member of the Union who loves his home and family, his rights and the great cause of justice, to stand firm today. Be steadfast, though the dark cloud come. There is victory ahead. Defeats and disappointments, panics and gambling will pass away. Put none but true, loyal. unselfish men on guard. local, county. district, State and National Then all is well. and tie Farmers Un- ion will triumph Let us stand to- gether now Austin Statesman.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

It may be blessed fortune for Socrates that Xantippe didn't keep diary to be published 2,oo0 years after her death.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

The very wisest advice: take Garfield Tea whenever laxative Is indicated, Pleasant to the taste. simple, pure, mild, potent and healthgiying Made of Herbs mot drugs.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

Keeping busy is good way to keep up ones courage. It is the busy opti- mist that makes life worth the living.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

The highest path is pointed out by the pure ideal of those who look up to us. and who. if we tread less loftily, may never lock so high again.-Haw- thnrnp
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

Of course there is nothing new un- der the sun, but almost any druggist can give you something just as good.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
When Your Throat Feels Sore

get 25c box of Browns Bronchial Troehes. They give immediate relief. Contain nothing injurious.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
He Certainly Can

Mrs. Benham-You used to gay that 1 was your life.
 Benham-Can't a man get tired cf life?
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
The Difference.

Many of the poor men covet the rich mau's wealth. and most Of the rich men covet the poor mans health.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

The fox may lose his hair, but not his cunning.-Dutch.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
THE TIME TEST.
Ths. Is wbs. Proves True Merit.

Doans Kidney Pills bring the quick. est of relief f-em backaehe and kid
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
STATE OF OHIO. crrY OF ToLEpo. ..

STATE OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO, ss
 LUGAs CoUrY
 FRsgK J CHENEY makes oath that he ia senior partier of the firm of r. J. CHENEY S Co.,. doing business in the City of Toledo. County and State aforesaid and that said hrin will pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of CArARRH that be cured by the use of HALLS CATARgH CURE. -
 FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D., lss6
 - A W. GLEASON, sr1l NOTARY PUBLIC. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces or the system Send for testimonials. free. r. CHENEY CO.,, Toledo, O.. Sold by all Druggists, I5c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
ANOTHER NARRoW-MINDED MAN.

De Quiz-What do you call good winter weather2
 De Whiz-Weather cold enough to make a mans wife think her own fire side better place than q matinee.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

The young man who hesitates dur ing leap year is won.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

ONLY ONE "BROMO ouININE' That $ LAXATIVE PROMO QUININE. Look fof the signature of F. W. GROVE Used the World over to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
PILES CURED IN 6 TO- DAYS.

PA2O OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of itching. Blind Bleeding Protruding Piles in to I4 days or money refunded. 5Oc.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teething softens the gy1s reduces n- aammaton sllays pain. wind coliU 25c bottle.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Ta,,or.. Cherokee Remedy of sweet

Gum and Mullen Is Natures great rem Coughs, Colds, Group and Con and all throat and lung troubles. At druggists, 25c, 50c and Sl.00 per bottle
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13

As a man dresses so he is esteemed. Danish.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
Different.

The good die young. but this isn't true of jokes.
The Monticellonian., 1908-02-13
The Rulinn Passion.

Jack-Two spits and one dam.'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-17
a Tart Retort.

A good story is told of a prominent
society woman at Newport whose name
cannot for obvious reasons be given
here.
1t appears that an extremely wealthy
matron who has not always enjoyed
her present social pre-eminence was
making certain supercilious references
as to a young girl who had been pre-
scented by the lady first mentioned
by the way" languidly asked the
wealthy marron, who is your friend
Miss Blank?"
Miss Blank Is a charming girl" WAS
the smiling response, well bred. as
you see, accomplished. entertaining"
"Oh. yes. Of course" continued the
other. but. my dear Mrs So-and-so.
you know what mean--who is sher
MY dear woman" retorted the first
lady, II can no more tell you who Miss
Blank is than l could have informed
those who asked me who you were
when you drst came to Newport
St Paul Pioneer Press
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-17
Affairs Of the Sporting World

School, is slowly but surely recovering
from the shock incidental to the recent
worlds championship series.
Now that the baseball season Is over
will some we'll informed reader kindly
oblige us by putting us wise as to who
the Republican and Democratic presi-
Dental candidates are.
II must be admitted that the Tigers
are a gamer bunch than the Detroit
fans deserve. During each world S
series contests the Detroit bugs seeing
their team hitting the ticker have laid
down and refused to be present at the
finish.
A University Of Illinois rooter has
placed a want ad. in the Chicago 1Tl-
bune asking the Goddess of Luck to
have his team either win from or tie
the Chicago University team today.
Who says the busy little want ad. does
not play it's part in the worlds doings.
Now that Hans Lobert, in baseball
uniform has run the 100 yards in 3 Al
seconds and has circled the bases in 4
seconds, showing him to- be the speed
lest man in baseball, we are certain it
is more than time for Cincinnati to re-
lease him.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-17
OFFICERS ARE NAMED
County Teachers AS
ISOLATION Meets Today at
High School.
MISS LESH is PRESIDENT.

At the close of the Wayne County
Teachers association which convened in
the high school auditorium today, Miss
Carrie Lesh. Of the Garfield school,
was elected president; w. ]. Bowden,
Of Cambridge City. first vice presi-
dent; Miss nellie Lamb, of Greensboro,
second vice president; Mr.. Anne
Tschaen, Of Williamsburg, secretary,
and Superintendent Charles w. Jor-
dan, treasurer.
The institute was a success In every
way. The attendance was larger than
ever before in the associations history,
and the program was strong. Presi-
dent w. w. Parsons, of the State Nor
NAL school, Of Terre Haute, was the
principal speaker. President Parsons
is we'll known to the Wayne county
teachers, and his addresses were en-
Enthusiastically received. Each time he
comes into the county he says that
he is growing younger. Those who
heard him today were sure that, at
least, he has not lost his sense Of
humor.
The high school and orchestra fur.
nished the music for the forenoon ses-
sion and the Garfield orchestra for the
afternoon. Both organizations gave
some well rendered selections. The
devotional service was led by the Rev.
R. H. Dunaway, Of the Second Presby-
terrain church.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-17
PUMPKIN PIE.
Praise For This Culinary Triumph and
Gastronomie Delight.

Praise For This Culinary Triumph and
Gastronomie Delight.
American literature is replete with
the praise of pie. and Harriet Beecher
Stowe says. The pie is an English
institution. which, planted in Amer
lean soil, forthwith ran rampant and
burst forth into an untold variety Of
genera and species" The average
American echoes, Let it run" He
has the same desire that possessed
Simple Simon of Mother Goose fame
when he met the pie man. But Moth
er Goose fourished before the pie
reached the acme of its glory. The
most famous pie of which she wrote
was a meat pie. for she said:
Sing song of sixpsnce. pocket full of
rye:
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a
pie
When the pie was opened the birds began
to sing.
Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before a
king?
A pie containing live blackbirds
sounds like fairy tale. but it is not,
as Venetian publisher of cookbook
printed in 1869 gave n recipe for max
ing pies that the birds may be alive
in them and fly out when 1t is cut up
The gay jewellers who sat down before
such a dish may have thought that the
very pinnacle OF culinary art had been
obtained. but the pumpkin affords gas
tronomic delights to every American
citizen beside which hlackbird pies.
ortolan pies. lombard pies or battalia
pies are and Of right ought to be back
numbers. Washington Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-17
FIGHTS WITH HERD
Of SAVAGE SWINE
Continued From Page One.)

Lisbon at an early hour. Just about
9 o'clock when a mile or so from the
farm where he had been employed, the
team became unmanageable and bolted.
Lilly was hurled from the wagon seat
into a woods bordering the road He
alighted with such force that his hip
was fractured.
The hogs, led by the savage boar,
was attracted to the scene. With a
snort OF rage the old leader lowered
his head to charge the invader and
drive him off his princapality. Half
daxed from the shock of his injury,
Lilly nevertheless realized the danger
he was In and grabbing club repulsed
the attack. The younger bears and
the sows then joined in the attack and
the fight continued until 5 o'clock in
the afternoon when the rescue party
drove the herd off, No sooner had the
swine disappeared than Lilly sank into
Inconsistencies.
The young man was removed to New
Lisbon, but owing to the serious ma
ture OF his hip injury it was decided to
remove him to the Reid Memorial hos
pital. He was taken there today. He
viii fully recovered from the effects of
his injury and the terrible experience
he underwent. --.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-17
BY TORT.

Quite a number of Richmond fans
will probably go to Cambridge City
tomorrow to see the game between
Connersville and New Castle. On the
latter team are three former local fav-
orites, Buck Weaver, Tommy Carlin
and Tommy Ritter. Ollie Chill, the
Central league umpire, will officiate.
The Palladium has been asked by a
large number of young men whether
there will be a. basket ball league or
an indoor baseball league at the Y. NJ.
c. A. this winter. From information
at hand it is understood both of these
clean, healthy sports will be played at
the gym.
"Heze' Clark, the four-f1ush, who
formerly coached the Earlham team,
and who is now coach of the Rose Poly
team and football authority for the
comic supplement Of the Indianapolis
Star-the sporting page, will chuckle
with wild glee if his team takes the
Quaker when they clash, Nov. Z, at
Terre Haute.
Hospital item-Mr. V. Newman, head
master of the Baseball Correspondence
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-17
ST. JOHNS TO-
DEDICATED s0
New Church Edifice Is One "a.
Most Beautiful in the
City.
OBLIGATORY EXERCISES.
ADDRESS WILL BE MADE BY THE
REV. A. }. FEEGER-oTAER MIN
IsTERs WILL ASSIST AT THE
SERVICES.

The dedication exercises OF the new
ST. Johns Lutheran church. South
Seventh and E streets. will be held to-
morrow morning and evening. The
new church is patterned after the med.
ieval styles and Is one OF the most
beautiful edifices in the city.
The congregation will meet in the
old church where short services will be
held, and at 8 o'clock the members will
march to the new church. The morn
ing services will be conducted in the
German language.
The farewell services at the old
church on South Fourth street will be
conducted by the Rev Albert ]. Feeger,
present pastor Of the church, at 8
o'clock. s#
At 10 o'clock the program at the new
church will open with a prelude by
Prof. J. F. Huntziker. ...
Anthem-St. Johns choir.
Altar Services-Rev. A. ]. Feeger.
Dedicatory Address-Rev. A J. Fee.
ger and assistant ministers.
Authenticated choir from Dayton.
Hymn-Congregatio
Sermon-Rev. H. Wicksmsyer, q
Michigan City.
Sermon - Rev. Karl Hsu4ngnans,
Woodville, o.
Anthem-By Maennsohoir Of Dayton.
Benediction-Rev. A }. Feegsn
Organ postlude.