Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-08-07


SO YOU we're successful In your first
case, doctorY' "Er-yes, yes the-er
widow paid the bill."-The Tatler
Church Did you ever work for a
railroad company? Gotham-Well, yes:
I've tried to open the car windows
Yonkers Statesman.
Little -firanddad, what makes
$ man always give woman a diamond
engagement rinY7 Grandfather The
woman Philadelphia Enquirer
Wife-I'ye invited one of my old
beaux 10 dinner Do you mind? Hus-
band Mind Heavens, mol l always
love 10 associate with lucky people.
Life.
Family Doctor And how old are You
now, Robbie? R0bbie-I'm not old at
MI, doctor No man is old until his
teeth are all gone, and here I'm getting
new set
Auntie Poor Robl Does your tooth
ache YETI If 'twere mine, dear I'd
have It out at once and be done with
It, Rohbie-If 'twere yours! Wei,
auntie, so would l.
What would you do, dear. IL were
10 dief' asked Mrs barley, fondly.
Il don't know" replied barley thought
fully Which is your cboIce--burial
or 6femation q Tit Bits.
Pop What is pantomImef' "A
pantomme IL n piece In which no one
speaks" Il shouldn't think piece
with no women iait'would be Interest
Ing lonkers Statesman.
DO yen want employment" Lady
answered Flooding Pete. you means
, Wei. hut you cant make work sound
, any more inyitin by usin words of
three syllabies." Washington Star.
First Deacon Our new pastor must
be vegetarian Second Deacon--Why
DO Won think SOP First Deacon There
doesn't seem Ca be any meat In his SER
mons. Philadelphia Public Ledger.
ELSA The paper says that the bride
was unattended. Steiia-That notice
was written up " advance of the we'd
/
bridegroom failed 10 show up,-Puck.
Mrs Fix don't take any stock in
these faith cures brought about by the
laying on of hands. Mrs. Dix Well,
! do; cured my little boy of the cigar
cite habit that way. New York Globe.
You call this summer resort,
believe sald the sarcastic visitor. Il
am unaware NJ any place to which sum
ner resorts more regularly" returned
the PhifssEelphian stifiy Philadelphia
bulletin.
'f3ut," protested the Maynard son,
won sfoHd make allowance for the
foiliies of youth" "Huhl" growled the
Ufd man aEg II wasn't for the allow
ance YOU get there would be less folly"
| Chicago Daily News.
Hiram Who il that little runt that
KEN up In buggy wagon to see Miss
Flip The new boarier2 Silas-He's
what tBeHa city folks calls her "fasco
Hiram Her tiaseo oh. You mean her
flnancee Bosion Transcript
Louder Louder ?" shrieked the del
egates "tsentlcncn," protested the pre-
sidlDg officer. y can assure you that
the disappointment OF those who can't
bear isn't marker To the dlsappoint.
| meHt 0f th9sp Vito can" Philadelphia
| Public Ledger
Mamma Robbie. have you earache
dear? Rebbie No. mamma Mamma
Then why ito you put cotton In Il?
Robbie Cause you told me that |
learn 10 LITTLE. 'ea4ise what goes In one
ear goes oGt else other. and so I've
| plugged the either np.
Did you write so papa. George"
Asking for ynnr handg' ''Of course"
Yes, wratc" That's strange sup
! posed papa would be terribly angry
You know he doesn't like you" Yes,
know. But Fixed II NIL right IL
didn't sign The letter Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Publican And how do you like being
married, John2 John Don't like Il at
all. Publi"sa Why, what's the matter
VII shc, John? John Well. first thing
| IN the morning his money, when gooes
ONE 10 my dinner it's money again,
and 81 supper rs the same thing. Moth
ing but money. money. money Publ
Wen. neyerl What do she do
! wi All that money! John dunno. I
! Amt given ber AIRY yet.
! Submarine Gables of ahe world.
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