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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-09-26

Chickens will come home to roost.
Ven der Crowfoot opery house burned
down, der strasse vas roped our. A
newly Matched councilman vas buttlns
around inside uf der ropes, and vas put
oudtside Ply Morris Chenkins, cop. Una
der New Won shook hiss fist at der Of
ficer und Says: You will find oudt
who am l." And Chenkins found oudt.
ven dis councilman voted againsd him
in der recendt investigation.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-09-26

Misder Bryans mool ISIS deputized to
hellup der election uf hiss owner put
Misder Bryan hat der wrong idea. I'm
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-09-26

freckled leppers. bullyfunts, mush-
raises, hypochondriacs, hypopossums.
(vich ISIS seggond cussings to der oder
tings), williegoatses und monkeys. He
ISIS particulariously fond un uf hunting
lyings, vich he will call, in hiss sdory
uf der uffair Shorter und ugliers,
pecaus uf der duffermendt between
dollarss und skix dollers. Ven he gedts
ofer dere und starts bitzness NIT der
Wild beasts. dere will be diddings vich
We can hear in dis country. Mingled
nit der Rawlings uf der freckled lep-
pers und der jiggers, Will be der loud
skveakings uf der bullyfunts uni
sookcows. Nit Wild giggles uf anguish
der monkeys will purchase steerage
tiggets fer der Latin Kvarter. Some uf
dem are liaple to wissit relatifs till der
muss plows ofer, so fix oop your spare
bed room.
Not changing der supchect, Looie.
hat YOU heard der latesd aboudt Chef
Eating? Uf nod, led me know, und
will send i'd Ply egspress. pecaus Arcn
Villiamss is such a crank aboudt vot
goes trough der mail.
Eferyting ISIS dry here egsept der
drug stores. Hoping dis will find you
der same. 1 remain es efer HANS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-09-26

Ven a CURL filed breaches of prom
ises suits, she always admits dot her
nerfes und cheneral health ISIS ruined,
but der chury should dake into consit-
Grafton dot der same conditions arise
from lifting NIT some men a shordt
time.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-09-26

..Taft vas Firm sayss a headliner,
but I hat my doubts. 1 hat yedt to
meet a man uf hiss dimensions vot vas
firm. Der man vot can push down Offer
$50 pounds und remain firm, ISIS
freak.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-09-26

Berhaps you hat noticed dot skincs
der Cooleysox got der peanut, der do
nations to der fund hat drizzled oudt
to nuddings at all? In fact, dere ISIS
lodts uf fellers vich would like to look
der real ting, und meanvile safe der
cash.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-09-26

Wright's own story uf der aeroplane
accidence, cannod hellup from remind
ing me uf der prise-fiter's post NOR
tenn: ut sure gifts me. 1 had i'm
groggy in de seggond, he was blame
near out in de thoid.-an' den he gets
me-"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23
Muskogee Cimeter.
-. =. fwIH1, AAAs.A
kUsKoaEE, OKLA
Our eiq Export Trade.
kUsKo0EE,

Analysis OF the returns OF foreign
last fiscal year reveals some interest.
ing features. Among other things
81 is seen that there was a large
increase In exports OF manufactured
American goods, a most desirable
tendency, which has been pronounced
for years. Thus sales abroad OF ag
ricultursl implements were S24 800.
900. against $4,000, 900 in 1900; car.
risges. cars and other vehicles, 322,.
00Q, 600, against So, 600. 900; chemicals.
drugs. dyes and medicines, $500 900,
against $4,000 600 manufacture Of
iron and steel, Slsi,00.000, against
Sl22 900, 900; leather aud manufac.
lures Of. SAC, zoo, 900, against 81. 300.
600 and So on. The average total
export VI manufactures ready for con.
sumption was, for fve.year term,
3s2s, ,0O0, 900 for the period ended with
1900 and S4sO. O0O. 900 for that ended
with 1907, and in 1908 was Sass 500.
900. These figures tell their own
story Of increase In nearly every line,
the only item In which there was
little II any gain being the export OF
cotton goods. As this Is the great
cotton. producing country OF the world,
our failure TO get better foothold In
the cotton. goods markets is dlscom.
ntiug The dispatches alluding 10
this showing point out that the sales
abroad are largely the result OF a
foreign demand tha. finds here the
most convenient source OF supply, and
that they do not represent aggressive
commercial activity" on the part OF
American producers. But. declares
tho Troy (N. " Times. there Is
growing appreciation OF the desirable.
ity OF foreign markets, especially to
maintain Industrial equilibrium at
home. and presently, no doubt, there
will be an arousing to more aggres'
siyeness.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23
NOT A iRAClE.
Just Plain Cause and Etfec:.

There are some quite remarkable
things happening every day. which
seem almost miraculous.
Some persons would not believe that
q man could suffer from coffee drink.
ing so severely as to cause spells Of
unconsciousness. And to find complete
relief in changing from coffee to Pos.
tum is well worth recording.
IL used to be a great coffee drinker.
so much so that 1t was killing - nv
inches. My heart became so weak
would fall and lie unconscious for an
hour at time. The spells caught
me sometimes two or three times
day.
MY friends, and even the doctor.
told me 1t was drinking coffee that
caused the trouble. | would not be-
lieye it, and still drank coffee until
could not leave my room.
Then my doctor, who drinks Pos.
tum himself, persuaded me to stop cof
fee and try Postum. After much hesi-
tation concluded to try 1t. That was
eight months ago. Since then ! have
had but few OF those spells, none for
more than four months.
Il feel better, sleep better and am
better every way. ! now dI..cc.. ""rh.
Ing but Postum and touch no coffee.
and as ! am seventy years OF age all
my friends think the improvement
cutie remarkable"
There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well.
ville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23

The old proyerb has II that nothing
succeeds like success. In view OF what
Is happening to Count Zeppelin per.
haps II may become necessary TO re.
model the saying so AS to make II
read that nothing succeeds like fail
ure. The destruction OF the counts
nying machine proved the very best
sort OF advertisement. and has re.
suited In the offer OF great sums Of
money TO enable him to continue his
experiments. while hosts OF sympa-
thetic persons have overwhelmed
him with gifts OF all kinds. including
wines, cigars. sweetmeats. groceries,
and even neckties and other articles
Of personal use or adornment. In
fact, there Is room for some belief
that the thing is being oyerdone. The
attention layished on the count has
aroused the jealousy OF rivals. and
some Of them are rather pointedly re.
minding the German public that In
the matter OF aeronautics there are
others.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23
nIhe laW.W

Parents Of Way"e a suburb Of Phil.
adelphia, are required to report
promptly any case OF contagious dis
ease. In compliance with the regulA
tions of the local board OF health
In accordance with this order,
Health Officer Leary received this
post card recently:
Dear Sir: This Is to notify you
that my boy Ephraim is down bad
with the measles as required by the
new law."-Harper's Weekly.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23

grip left me with a constant agonlz.
ing backache. Doans Kidney Pills
helped me quickly and in three weeks
time there was not symptom Of
kidney trouble remaining"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster.Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23

More than 65 per cent. OF the S00
000, 1000 feet OF logs cut annually In
Maine at the present time Is spruce,
aud much OF the rest Is hemlock,
cedar and other woods than pine, and
yet Maine shows no tendency to call
herself the Spruce.tree state.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23

Kidney Pills. kid.
ney d ise Sc W as
slowly poisoning me.
Dizzy spells almost
made me fall, sharp
pains like knife
thrusts would catch
me In the back, and
finally an attack Of
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23

The toadstool Is fguring with grue
some frequency In the news Of the
day. The safest rule in gathering
supposed mushrooms is: When in
doubt, don't; and even when sure,
don't be too sure.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23

Madame, dot girl Of yours make
great progress NIT her moosic. Before
she was always two or dree notes be-
hint me, and now she Is always two or
dree notes ahead"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23
Quite Pertinent.

Author--u"'- SoulG this do as sug.
gesting an Illustration or al adyer.
tising slip: He folded her To his
BOSOM"
Publishs--'That ought to make
good folder.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23
Personal.

Miss Carol II. Beck. one OF the best
Is dead In Philadelphia.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23
THREE WE EkS.
Brought About a Remarkable Change.

Mrs. A. ]. Davis OF Murray, KY.
says: When | began using Doan's
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-23

Ore from the gold mines OF Santiago,
Cuba. assays $40 to the ton.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
Political Information.
Close for election October 20.
Presidential election November 8
Got Quite Pleasant.

The mistress Of hospitable home In
New York recently had to employ
new second girl whose work she liked,
but whose blunt and forbidding man
ner she liked not at all. She talked to
the girl and urged her to be pleasant
and agreeable whenever she had to say
anything to other people, particularly
visitors.
A great surprise for the mistress fol-
lowed this admonition. The next day
the girl happened to attend the door,
and she opened 1t just as her mistress
was passing through the hall. To the
astonishment and bewilderment Of the
latter the girl reached out and, catch
ing the caller by the hand. actually
dragged her inside the door, express
ing her pleasure at seeing her, and
then fastened to announce the call to
her mlstress.-New York Sun.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
Sheriff Sale.

Notice is hereby given that an execution ana
order Of sale was issued out of the Circuit Court
Of the STATE OF oregon, Gillian County, on the
uth day OF Septem ber, 1905 upon decree therein
rendered on the gist day of september l9Os in
iavor OF tse COndOn National Bank,
corporation. plaintiff and against William
4. welch defendant which said
EXECUTION and order of sale is to me
iirected and commanding me to sell the prop
,rty hereinafter described. for the purpose OF
satisfying the judgement OF the plaintiff in said
cause for the sum of Fifteen Hundred and
no-IO0 [l5OOOOl Dollars, with interest thereon at
the rate oi ten per cent per anuum from the
18th day OF June 1907 and $1,000 attorney
fees aud the costs and disbursements of said
suit taxed at &l675
Therefore. In compliance with said execution
and order Of sale. will on Tuesday, the l0th
tiay OF November, 1905 at the hour Of 2 o'ciecS
PM. at the Court House door in Condor, Gil
liam County, Oregon sell at public auction tn the
highest bidder for cash in hand. for the purpose
1f satisfy ing the Judgment and decree above
mentioned, the following described real estate:
tO-Wit:
The south west quarter "a of the Northwest
quarter "a North half "a OF the Southwest
quarter II - and the Northwest quarter u
Of the Southeast quarter n of Section
Twenty-Five -25-- In Township Three -S-
south OF Range Twenty-One Il East of the
willamette Meridian: situated in Gillian
County, Oregon.
Dated this 7th day of October, 1908.
K. NJ. ROGERS,
Sheriff of Gillian County, Oregon
Date OF first publication, October 9:h, 1908.
Date of last publication November 6th 1908.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
INSOMNIA.
Curious Way In Which u Affected >
WomAns lnaaination.


WemAn's Imagination.
II can't stand this any longer, doe
tor. said the nervous woman. III
the patient In the next room to mine,
No. -, doesn't keep quiet ut night
must change my room or leave the
sanltarlum altogether"
whats the trouhleT" asked her
physician,
sShe has one OF these sQucaky old
wooden bedsteads, aud every time she
turns over II awakens me. Last night
she did nothing but toss 10 and fro,
and didn't get single wink OF
Sleep"
"rll see TO that at once" he assured
her ~ woman IN your condition GER
talnly must have absolute quiet at
night III have the patient in No, -
sleep on the roof The fresh air viii
be better for her anyway"
The next morning the nervous wo-
man appeared in tho consultation
room OF the sanltarium In radiant
mood.
"IIow did you sleepg" asked the doc
tor.
Perfectly" she replied. Vim so
much obliged to you. II made n great
difference"
Il knew Il would" he said gravely.
He was telling the truth. because he
knew the power OF the Imagination In
disease, especially Of the nerves. AS
matter OF fact, No. 80 had not been
occupied at night for three weeks, The
patient had been sleeping on the root
all the time. -Exchangc.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
Married Man In Trouble

A married man who permits any
member of his family to take any
thing except Foley's Honey and Tar
for coughs, colds and lung trouble,
is guilty of neglect. Nothing else
is as good for all pulmonary troub-
les. The genuine Foley's Honey
and Tar contains no opiates and is
in yellow package. Condor Drug
Company.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
SEN. FULTON SPEAKS.
Large Crowd Gathers
to Hear Senator Dis
cuss National
Issues.

More than 800 people crowded
into the Armory last Friday
evening to listen to a clear
enunciation of Republican prin-
ciples and the advocacy of the
candidacy of VIM. H, Taft for
the presidency, as presented by
Hon. Chas. W. Fulton, U. s.
senator from Oregon,
Party harmony prevailed and
leaders prominent in the coun-
ellis of the party were present
from various sections of Gillian
and Wheeler counties. Senator
Fulton was introduced by c. A.
Danneman, of Clem, an old-time
friend of the speaker.
Senator Fulton delivered a
strong address explaining some
of the planks in the Republican
platform and vigorously assail-
ing the fallacies in the Demo-
cratic doctrines. He took up the
political record of Mr.. Bryan and
showed how vacillating it had
been. His peroration was an
eulogy of Mr.. Taft, the patriot
and statesman. This tribute to
the Republican candidate was
the signal for prolonged APP
plause from the audience.
The speaker advocated the
election of Mr.. Taft because il
means the continuation of pros
perity at home and the increase
of the nations prestige abroad
Senator Fulton declared thai
the Republicans favored the es
tablishment of postal savings
, banks but that the Bryan theor!
of guarantee of banks deposits
, would prove destructive to tn
! business interests of the country
: On the question of labor, tn
senator said that the Republican
! party had always been the frien
d of the wage Garner and tina
= through its policies the party ha
y been able to secure for the wage
Garner an equality of opportur
n ity and such positive statutor
: protection as shall pace him o
/, a level in dealing with his en-
: ployer. The Republican part
e has passed an employers liabi
! ity act for interstate railroad
It and has established an eight
hour law for government en-
N ployes on governmen t construC
,e ton work. The policies of tn
m present administration cannC
fail to commend themselves t
the approval of the farmers
n. said the speaker. TIE Repul
lican party has always been v
tally interested in the welfar
of the farmers and has guarde
him from discriminating raj
road rates, has provided for th
enforcement of pure food Law
and has done much for the pfe
O. o@5 motion of agriculture. 1t he
6 increased the comforts of count
@ @te life by the extension of the fir,
se rural delivery.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23

Poultry raising is one of the
phases of husbandry that has
not yet been attempted in this
section though local conditions
are peculiarly adapted to it. At
this time there is a scarcity of
eggs for the local market. The
poultry. industry is one of the
chief sources of wealth in the
nation but experiments conducted
al. the Oregon state experiment
station shows that the poultry
business will be found more
profitable without the use of in
cubators.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
ARE YOU ONLY HALF ALIVE?

People with kidney trouble are
so weak and exhausted that they
are only half alive. Foley's Kid
ney Remedy makes healty Kidneys,
restores lost vitality, and weak del
icate peoplezare restored to health.
Refuse any but Foley's. Condor
Drug Company.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
Advertised Letters

For the week ending Oct. II
letters as addressed below re-
main uncalled for at the Condor
poSt-oflice:
l. Matthews, Mrs. Minnie
These letters will be sent to
the dead letter Office Oct. 81,
1908, if not delivered before. In
calling for the above, please say
advertised giving date of list.
John F. Reisacher, Pm.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
consider the hlrds Of the Alr.

An eminent ornlthologlst calls atten-
tIon to the fact that a crane can travel
through the air Thousand miles a
day without tapping its wings, but by
merely keeping them stretched and ad-
justed to the prevailing bFeees. A
hawk can stay in the air for days and
weeks, moving with its wings motion
less. 1t is the same with the guiSs and
numerous other winged creatures. In
studying the science of aerostatics con-
slider the birds of the alrs-Boston Her
aid.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
Shall Sherman Win Farm9


The question of the establish
ment of an experimental farm in
Gillian or Sherman counties has
been placed before the people of
this district as presented by Pres.
Kerr of the Oregon Agricultural
College. The farmers of Sher-
man county are taking great in
terest in this experimental dry
farming" station. they have held
enthusiastic meetings and are
united on locating that station in
their county. Can the people of
Gillian county afford to let Sher-
man win out? What will be done?
The time for settling this propos-
ition is getting shorter every day
and the question must be decided
on very soon. A meeting will
no doubt be called in a few days
to see what action the farmers
of Gillian county are willing to
take. 1t is hoped that the farm
ers will watch for notices calling
for such a meeting and come pre-
pared to offer suggestions.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
Feminine Nerves.

There are nervous women. there are
hypernervous women. But women so
nervous that the continual rustic Of
silk skirt makes them nervous-no.
there are no women so nervous as that.
Wellington Free Lance.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
The Excitement.

How fast do you usually travel"
Il don't pay much attention to that"
answered the motorist. Il get most
of my excitement in watching the ra-
pidity with which pedestrians move
out of my Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
Sticks TO His Word.

''He Is man who sticks to every
word he says"
rs that SOP
"Yes: he shutters so."-New York
Telegram.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23

IF | am elected President
Il propose to devote all the
ability that is in me to the
constructive work Of sugges-
ting to Congress the means
by which the Roosevelt poll
cies shall be clinched."
Z Hon. VIM. H. TAFT.
At sandusky, Ohio, September s, 1908
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23

Does it seem proper that Con-
don, a city of 1900 Inhabitants,
should when occasion requires
have to go to Masville, a little
city of 100 people TO get a band
to furnish suitable music for the
occasion? If Mayville has enough
enterprise to start and maintain
a band such as furnished the
music on last Friday evening,
Condor should be able to organize
one which in a years time
would be known and sought
for over this part of the state. A
good band is a credit to any town
not only to the music lovers but
also to the merchants. Mayville's
band shows what a little energy
and boosting" will do. Condor
could and would have a band if
it got the same amount of support
from the people who live here.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23

NOURT CONDOR. NO. 81. +. OF \. MEETS
~ Mondays evening Ol each month IN Arm
ory Hall loise room. Visiting brothers are re-
Quessed to meet with US. a warm welcome
awaits YOU.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23

Necessity is stronger far than art
Aeschylus.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23

Cards of Thanks Resolutions Oi Respect, ktc.,
cents per line, in advance. seven woris Ia line.
Other advertising rates on application.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23

"When everything looks up
a stump
And fortune smiles agin' you,
Don't Pine, Spruce up
And show the world you got
timber in you"
BY buying your Lumber and
Fuel from the
ARLINGTON LUMBER Co.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23

: Copy for changes Of standing sds should be
,rtt at the 0fhcc not lstet taAa Monday noon Of
each week to iusats prompt attention,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23

Your money not ours until you
are satisfied with the goods you
purchase. The S, B, Barker Co,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
ATTORNEY
0. S. COMMISSIONER

Careful attention given TO all business
entrusted In my care.
Ccwyrfg BiNk Condor, Oregon,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23

Crown and Bridge Work n specially. once
Upstairs In Gillian Co. Bank Building,
Condor. Oregon
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-10-23
Professional DIRECTORY

n W. PARMAN
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-21
Marlborough BlenbetR

CAPACITY. /, 100.
The leading resort bouse Of America
particularly attractive during
ATLANTIC CITY'S GREAT SUMMER SEASON
JUNE. JULY. AUGUST AND SEPTEMBER.
The rooms large. and the 400 private baths
each supplied with hot and cold water
beneficial in rheumatic and other troubles
Exquisite music 10 a feature. White service in
both American and European dining rooms
tvi-26t eSu Is JOSIAH WHITE SONS