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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12

Kewanee, Ill.-Mrs. Bridget King Of
Shehield is dead and her son, John,
is years old, is fatally burned, follow.
ing the explosion Of lamp in their
home Thursday.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12

Anyhow, the country is free from
the dictates Of the ice man, while that
power studies how the cold weather
win forbid him to make harvest for
next summer.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12
R.c.ivsr for Eastern Rr.d

Baltimore, Md.-B. F. Bush was ap-
pointed late Thursday receiver for the
Western Maryland railroad. Mr.. Bush
Is president of the road.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12
Wealthy Alton ans Widow Dead

Nashville, Tenn. - Mrs. Harrie
Hathaway, widow of Alton, ILL.,, dice
at hotel here suddenly. She hat
stopped for the night en- route home
from Florida.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12

Dere iss always room ad der top.
Dot iss why de attig iss ful! OF chunk
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12

From October to May, Colds are the most ire
quent cause of Headache. LAXATIVE BROMo
QUININE removes cause. E.W Grove on box 25c
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12

In looking out for No. 2 a widow
looks out for No. /.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12
T. Cures Whils You Walk.

Aliens Foot Ease is certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 2]c; iloa I
accent any substitute Trial package FRiS;.
Address Allen S. Olmstcd, lie Roy, n. \.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12

PILES CURED IN TO Ia DAYS.
PAZ0 OINTM ENT is guaranteed to euro any ease
Of Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles in
bto IA days or money refunded. 5Nc.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12

Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces In
Illumination allays pain cures wind coC. 25c bottle
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12

"The poor you have always with
you," said a woman to her husband,
who had mania for Offering excuses
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-03-12

Malice supplies the want Of age
Latin.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01

A certain young man took his ,nse
GIRL to the sheater. During the eycn.n.
che complained Of not feeling well. ur,,
hey left before The show was owe,
Ne took her hone, and when hn s,:a
good might the grl was pretty sitI
Next day It turned out that she na.f
Ophthera. Then the young n1an t,ocan
= wonder if he was booked for a ,ieae
With the disease too. IL called on $.
physician he knew to ask about il.
The physician heard The Young mans
tale. well" said he at 1lc ronclr,s,n
1f ii, Il think your chances 70 c.icl,
The disease depend on how You sa;s
good night to the young lady"
The young man was quiet moment
Then he said: doctor, I'm much oblg.
ID. II that's the case, Tn not in dan
ger"
The young man went out 4 minute
later he stuck his head in the door.
"Say, doe he said, .'Giphther;a don't
go very hard with strong, healHg
young mon, does it Denver Post.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
Incidental Music.

One afternoon Il couple from an ad
Joining town presented themselves - 81
Boston diyi:2 ~, asked tn h@ MIR
rcd lest Us l.e Vas ahoHt 10 cutter TIN
Dulp;t to ronz,GcI ~ nttcti1 ooi: service.
The minister replied tEal \" Il cd
that he could not at ihat moment COS
ply With their wish. but that ,Di,i.eds
ateIy upon the coaclusion u a. scry-.
Ice he would take pleasure i. @, -,
ing the ccrcmouT. The lovers ai.e@
dc,nurriig seated themselves in the
rear Of ;ho church. When the minis ~
had finished lhe service he made THE
follow ing announcement: The parties
who arc 70 be Joined in matrimoi5J
will present themselves at the chance'
Immediately after the singing Of hymn
AS, Mistaken Souls That Dream Of
Heaven" - Exchange.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
BOOMING HIS TOWN.
How Young Board Of Trade Presiden
"Made Coed" With the People.

Systematic town boosting is fea~
tUre Of American business activht
which aims at The general good tnstca.::
Of persona. profit. One western toNa
had & I,oarl Of tY3,!c which had slc1t,
along for years without doing anythi,c
n particular. except eating some faoa
nnce year at Il banquet aud Hstenin-;
to some spread eagle oratory, says the
pittsbur@ Dispatch. The organiZat io.}
became mori}a2,!, aaI IT presidency
was an honor no Longer sought for.
The directors met and gave the place
to a young H}an OF the type we lihe &.
encourage The Young man took his
Job seriously and wont to work. IT
wasn't long before he grew an idea OF
bis OVID.
Every family that moved To town ho
spotted. Employment WIS provided
for the breadvinners where necessary.
and the rev people were made to feel
at home. When this personal atten.
ton had got in its work, representa-
tive Of the board OF trade Interviewed
the head OF the new family. This IN
terview was incorporated Into letter.
Monograph copies were made. put into
stamped envelopes and made ready to
mail. Then the letters we're taken 10
the newcomer, and be was asked to
address them to his friends back
east The scheme worked like magic,
and the population doomed OF that
tdc:. Taany new ones We're born. The
young man has been several times re-
elected president Of the board Of trade.
and tic can have anything the people
OF that town can give him.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
Bones and Their Places,

It Wa = ea.ist'."y - Il ;2s,ssA = .
butchers shop "Uli,>' said &c III =
woman Chats ~ aN5il:l III tu"" E,
that snail stt;l,,. 'ion like to Il, 9
to pay for al bonc.
YES m said the butcher po.i.c,..
but With y tof-"h oF troy IL his -
swer, ..1h3t do scri:l II be II ::nuu d.!
Of bone, but lie Animals Yyhats 90
in to thiS marha; now scans to hayo
more or less bone IN ON. And really
IS animals il; built bow don't SO" liow
they can gel along without bone
THAT may all he U1:e," said the Il:
lie wungan. and there WAS q NiC!is :.
twinkle IN her eye, bat this lnorn;t7s !!
found Il good sized bouc III til" -.
sage. and ] leave it, to you. honest now.
don't You think that is going it'll" tco
far
And the butcher could not say a
word in rcnly, Indianapolis News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
Testing TIE lnssre.

Sir Douglas Straight told an anus
ing story at the dinner Of the J9uYD
men Hairdressess' Trade society. nc
remembered, When q voung harris'cr.
going into q barber shop 10 be shaved
He was little startled TO sec tic u
man behind the counter staring at him
from time To time through the si"ss
door. When he got outside the shop a
policeman said, II am very glad TO
find YOU have come out" explainin. :.
that his anxiety was due to the fac
that the barber came out OF q lun@tiA.
asylum the previous week, and as he
had been acting queerly again lis rela7
tives were wondering whether tle.
would have to send him back to The
Asyium.-Londou Standard.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
Bio Jumps by Rabbits.

How fast do hares and rabbits run :
Perhaps you have wondered while out
cunning and watched the elusive an:
mails speeding away. According to J
G. Millais. the length of hare's stri'i'.
is rbout four feet. While that of a ral'
bit is about two feet. Under condi
TONS Of Scar the hare is said to leap
ten 10 'Welye feet. some authorities
claiming that ii can jump bitches ter,
to twenty i've feet in width. \ hare
can jump upward perpendiculariy fVt
feet. Rabbits can make leaps of six or
seven feet horizontally. but cannot
Jump higher than three feet. WlrH
compelled to do so. it is said, raj -
can swim as we'll as dogs.-PhilaIel-
phia North American.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
Tho Buxyar.. In Eiio1t,

Ihe"a an b 40 doubt that shc tsuz-
zaId is tle living aefnp'ane in pcGfe'..
ton. II cannot sail against the wind
except IS other birds no by sheer pow.
er of moving sings but It caA sa,! a
are..,l.as speed before tho wind, al
rle!lte angles TO the wind and eau 81
within a few poin!s Of the WIND.
When there is no wind its fight ii
clu1nsy--rot much of an inaproy c?l"ni
on the flying Of a ben. Authors are
won't to describe The buZZard as saii-
Ing in The SKY on days when tbs'
earth pcrspi,'cs beneath su]try, s'i'.
atn}os,hcrn. But it will also hc Y,
mcnbaied that these authors in':,::!-
ably describe The buzzard as hei.s;;
"a speck in the blassy heavens s.; y
matter Of fact, that is just the u mt
Of the buzzard's aerial knowlr =,
When there is no breeze close To lie
earth It is always to he observed ron.>f-
Ing in a fro" or flying Iaborionsir i;}to
the Zcn;t' until it finds IN H'ao"" g
cent. MI,.r" it can navigate withont =
hor.-NeW York Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
A STANDING Rule,

Jones had just run over TO see II
Mr.. and Mrs. Blank would go to the
thcater With them. Mrs. Blank "
awfully sorry~-she would so much Ill,
to so-bnt unfortunately Blank Wa
out Probably he was at the c'n''
She would telephone. The folIoHi1' :
conversation ensuc1:
'"213A Gerard. please. Hello: +
this the club? Is my husban
there: Hello. Not there? Sure
Well, all right then. But hold on. How
do you know? I haven't even told You
my name
"Ihere amt nobody's husband her.
never was the wise attendants re-
ply.-London Tatlcr
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
A BRIGHT Bird.

The cuckoo is as likely to steal It's
nest as to make it, but this fact does
not take from the point of the follow
Ing pun. quoted from Short Stories:
A youn& Englishman being asked at
dinner whether he would have some
birds nest pudding. said. turning to
his hostess: "Ah, yes. Birds nest pud-
ding. and W nat kind Of bird may
have made it::'
ooh. i, was the cook who made it,
was her prompt reply
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
SCHOOL CAMDEN RULES.
Now Massachusetts Institution u
Manaeed by Women

A school garden in W&toI1ow,.
Mass, has adopted the foi!oN,"A
rules. says the Los Angeles Tiiie>.
BE regular and runrtuaI In ATTENDANCE
Keep garden orderly. Keep record
book correctly. Leave Tools cleaned
and put away before going home. &c
courteous to all and + absent or late
furnish cNcu>" from parent or tcachnr
# any one repeatedly breaks the>e
rules his relation with tie school VIZ
terminate The classes meet twice ;
week "Wednesday after school and
Saturday morninG one hour each lofi'
ad. They viii work IN the gaTden.
through the summer vacation. = i
pupil is absent. substitute Is S"ni.
Badges or pins Of green and w.liia:2 fc
worn, telling garden. Aunber ana time
Of class. Notebooks IRE kept, record
ing The Temperature, attendance date,
lime Of planting, plan of garden az
any other notes they care 20 record.
When Insects are found or birds
heard, questions arc asked and notice
taken Of their habits. etc. During the
summer children will be taken IL snail
groups on short walks to Ilear t:3c
voices OF nature. Tho children alrealT
give advice to parents. telling them l. :
best methods for planting cucumbera
and beans and setting out tomato
plants. The parents and friends taea
much interest, visiting the garden
while The children work, helping TO
keep their notes correctly and the gar
den in good order. The Woman's cirb
pays the expenses and has the bust
ness management Of the garden. They
have taken up the work IN mosi
satisfactory and helpful way.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
What the Noise Did.

OF the noise Of London streets caused
By the hackney coach. Taylor, the OH
water poet, wrote: ut makes such a
hideous rumbllng In the streets by
many churches doors that peoples
ears are stopped with the noise, where
BY they are deparred OF their edifying
which makes faith so fruitless. gonG
works SC barren and charity as cold
1t midsummer as If 1t were great
frost. BY this means souls are ro1i'ed
and starved OF their heavenly mamma.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
a NJ o,.ster Rodent,

The Brazilian raa.'ara IS lay
Rstoutiy hti.t "odeut. Imagine a =.
Nwei@hiH@ ".si pounds with ht.:,e .lnn
IAN upper - i foot lon; and elasn -.
Teyes sad "!l" haS an idea Of tilp bees
He is he ';,y3e,t of the roHe4
and las haIea cuas q it2'r. nearn liz,
bHstlc~ tlau fnr. i,tis tai9 Is Niy"s7
black ana yc!pw. II 10y . snnaranc
In his NATIVE l,l,nJs the carylaara ~
a huge, TT stomach which aiutpz
drags on lie sro':'!1 he is W; 8.
loving ahi3ial and IL Give an ST.,
under for eight or Ten minIte@ q, !
time. The .asuac Of South .s.ne1'4 =
spreys upon the capybara, and the IN
dams Kill him FOR his FLESH. WING
when smoked is said to be as deiciou
as Kentucky ham. although ii has 8
certain musky flavor. The capy bar
makes q sound when alarmed soma
what between a dogs bark and a pig
sgrunt. He\was once called the hydro
schoerus, or water hog, aud lives Oh I,
9vegeta bic dib..
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
School Gardens Create Taste.

The educational value Of the schonl
garden cannot be overestimated. Nhai
we want to do is to teach the children
taste~gct taste into the child, get taste
into the household and then finally TASTE
into the community when we have
done this we need not fear the result
says the Los Angeles Times. The ]Gc,s
Of taste in the community generally is
an unfortunate fact, Notwithstanding
our grand school system, and may Ii
attributed in a large degree to tn.
failure to appreciate It's necessity b!
our educators. 1t is particularly pleas
ing to those lnost deeply interested t.
note how universal is becoming tn
demand for school gardens. Reform +.
many branches Of public improvement,
would be far easier Of Accomplishment
now had the children of the previous
generation been trained In the fund,
menta. principles Of taste, the pow. g,
of percriving, approaching and Disco
er!n:s beauty and excellence The nor.
we consider the curriculum of our pub
lie Schools the more we perceive how
1t could be improved to meet the chang
ing conditions Of our American lif,.
Oar children need far more than III,
three RS to fit them for citizenship :,
It is drawing upon us. The atmosphe;,,
and appurtenances of the schoolroon.
should tend to impart culture and
taste. which In turn are transferred to
the home and thus minister to the gen
eral upbutlding. One of the surest and
best Why's to accomplish this creates,
good to both school and home Is to
carry at times the schoolroom (lgura.
lively, at LEAST out into the pure and
elevating atmosphere and influence O;
the school garden.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
A Curious Fact.

Il have some very strong letters ~
introduction" said the caller.
my friend answered Senator So
ghum, II don't rely too far Oh com
munications Of that kind. A man vii!
give you letter Of Introduction de
scribing you as possessed Of every no.
BILE quality in human nature and ID i.,f'
next breath refuse 10 indorse your nole
for Washington star
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01

Customer (facet;ouslT i-Do you s'''
pose yo,. can Gu II hair without max.
Ing me loot; lil<e an IDIOT? Barber t1i :
fidently,-lt will he Il pretty ditii""'t
thing 10 do, but will try.-Lippincot. =
Magazine
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
Don't Throw cudsels at Your Town.


Whatever failings you may havc-anc
heaven knows al have some
That they should struggle day and ntgii,
to try to overcome
Ne'er stand within the market place ana
as YOU ccldly Gown,
With all the strength that you posse -
throw cndgcls at your town.
Do not INCREASINGLY complain about IL,
streets and squares,
The failures her officials have, tho ka.
sons talks and prayers.
And do not IN an endless plant yoU,
small opinion give
OF how much better things were dor.
where you have CHANGED to live
II things are not what they should b.
and ought to be improved.
Roll up your sleeves and go to work ano
have what's wrong removed,
But let n" say. whatever line Of ayt,.,
You .''.rrIie.
DO not dess-.'y what YOU now have -
y"p "sp build anew.
Boston Clos
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
Mot Always.

"Remember my boy" said Cnc,c
James AS he gave Bobby a coin. 'tG;i.
If you take care of the pennies the
shjjl;n.s will take care of themselves.
Bobby lcaEet.a tri."e dubious,
Il . take care Of the pennies. he
rc,,l;e5l. 'but rs soon as they sot to be
shillin . pa takes care OF EN-. Lou
don : 'it-Eits.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
a had Out,oct.

Mother--DorpthY, have TO be Sco'c-
Ing WI all the time. Dorothy Well,
Ar h say, mamma. IS I'm sorry tof
I the man who gets yoig for mother-!n.
Aw.-Smith's Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01

Saving well causes laugh. Doing
we'll ..aascs silence French Provelf
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
General Founders and Machinists.

Brass aud Iron Castings and Ma
chine Repairing. Stock OF all stand.
ard goods and castings carried il
stock al the time. Locomotives, En-
gines and Boilers Repaired. Long
distance telephones, day, 47e; night,
SO Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Note:
We operate our machine shop both
day AMI night.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01

A lazy man goes Far, and be
shuns labor labors doubly.
Pyoverb
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01

FOR RENT.
DWELLINGS.

No lois West Third ave. I rooocg
NO, 1901 West Fifth ave, ) ROOFS
NO. 2oos West T'if'h axe, 4 rof5r,...
No ''' ytA we, 10 rocre7s
aFe.. : raerF98
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01

{ H'orrdl
things.
No. 29o3 We, with ave. : r55rs...
No. 1I27 Louisiana st., room.
No. 1929 Fir st, rooms.
NO. Till Spruce St, = rooms.
No. 1910 Fir st, rooms.
No. Sl1 Linden st, :; ro1rls.
No. S04 East Fifteenth ave, rotrf..
Agent FOR Sawyer C Austin Ls,raseS4
Co'n1apy'5 dwellings,.
Fire. Fire.
Are you insured. il ne, WIZ I'm
Delay Is dangerous. I reprosen. cayp
line companies. Place your ,ns,,ran.so
with NO.
CHA3. ZLAYC3CE.,
113 F.ra e,rnNa
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-01
BUSINESS DIRECTORY

Some Of the leading Wholesale
merit liberal share Of yonr patronage.
PINE BLUFF DilLEy FoUNDHy COMPANY
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-05-20
USES RAZOR ON
FIVE SLEEPERS
SIXTEEN YEAR-OLD BOY SLASHES
THROATs IN A BROOKLYN BAR
Der SHOP.

NEW YORK, May Ga sixteen year
old boy known only as Carmello and
employed in barber shop in Brook
Ign, early today cut the threats of his
employer, Antonio Peraso, Mrs. Peraso
and three BARRIERS while they lay asleep
in Peraso's apartments on Fulton
street The wounds of Peraso and his
wife are believed to be mortal, while
those of the three BARRIERS are serious
but probably not fatal The boy es-
capped
The police have a theory that the
boy was an agent of Black Hand
gang, and believe that the gang has
been demanding money of Peraso UNI
der the threat of doing him injury, ana
that the blackmailers placed the boy
in the shop in order to punish Peraso
for his refusal to satisfy their demands
Carmello used a pair of scissors and
a razor in his attack upon the barber
and his three employees One of the
latter was awakened by a stab in the
neck and before he could resist the
DOy drew Il razor dCTOSS HIS JuIOdJ, III
ficting severe wound. Still conscious.
he saw the boy creep up to the bed
sides of the other journeymen and cut
their threats while they slept.
Peraso, who, with his wife, was
asleep in an adjoining room, was awal-
ened by a stab in his neck and engag-
ed the boy in a desperate struggle. The
man was unarmed, and the boy, clutch
ing a razor in his hand, slashed his
employer several times about the face,
neck and hands, inflicting wounds from
which Peraso suffered great loss Of
blood. The fight was going against
the barber when his three assistants
staggered into the room and attacked
the boy, who fed. 1t was then found
that Mrs Peraso's throat had been cut,
and she was lying in bed partially I'M
conscious while the fight was in pro-
gress.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-05-20
WHY THE
AUTOMOBILE
IS ABUSED

You listen for a while to the enthu
siast and being or hoping to be a
motorist yourself you are almost per-
suaded that the automobile is, after
all, about as good as finite human skill
can make it. Then you recall those
lovable old ladies of your acquaint-
ance, to whom it is still the killing
machine; and you are aware that even
if it never killed anyone, and never
ran over a dog or chicken, they
would still detest it. Why? Partly
you hasten to point out, for the way
it is abused 1t is not pleasant for an
elderly lady out driving to be set upon
by whirling dervish. whose car darts
into view around a bend in the road,
avoids her peaceful conveyance by
sudden swerve, and vanishes amid a
rattle of eXhausts that grow fainter
with marvellous rapidity. The dervish,
no doubt, is having most eXhilarating
sport 1t is fine training for eye and
nerve, this instantaneousness of
thought and action. But somehow
that clever twist of the steering wheel.
which saved her rig from demolition,
fails to win applause from the lady in
the carriage. She remembers that the
situation was not of her seeking; that
her safety was at the mercy of the
stranger, of whose fitness or even so
briefly she knew nothing; and that the
motorist, while taking much less than
half the risk, was getting all the fun.
She is aware, moreover, that fun is
the motorists sole object, and that he
takes his trifling share of the risk, and
burdens the public with its bigger
share wholly for his selfish pleasure
And the comets trail of dust mile
or two long, which marks his progress
and chokes her speech, does not add to
her enthusiasm. More probably, when
she can articulate, she has some point
ed comment ready on our friends lack
of manners, and the opportunity given
him by a high-powered car of display
ing his deficiency. Were the automo-
bile never so safe, she declares, she
would not class herself with such
paragons of boorishness by setting foot
in a motor car.-HerDert Ladd Towle,
in Scribners.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-05-20
IN NO DANGER.

AS the philanthropic tourist pursued
his course he saw many things
which he felt needed sympathetic at
tention One day, says the Youths
Companion, he stopped to gaze at
bareheaded man, who was turning a
windlass which clumsily hofsted a
bucket filled with sand.
My friend said the philanthropist,
as the, man paused to mop his fore
head, ewhy do you not cover your
head? This hot sun is likely to at
feet the brain
Brain is ut?" said the man staring
at him. Dye think if l had any
brain I'd be here h'isting this bucket -
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-05-20
GIANT CoBRAs IN FIGHT.

UIAINI OObHHO IN FITT1I.
NEW YORK, May GA four-corner-
ed fight among cobras at the Bronx
Geological Gardens ensued when two
fine specimens from Ceylon were plac-
ed in a glass cage in which there were
already two cobras from Sumatra. In
the melee one of the Sumatra reptiles
was severely bitten on the jaw. An
operation upon the injured cobra was
necessary. The cobras from Cey!on
are recent arrivals, and the other
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-05-20
DIDN'T CARE HOW HE WENT,

Would-be passenger tout of breath
from running -When does the half
past 5 train leave?
Porter-Five-thirty
Passenger-Well the church clock
is twenty-seven minutes past, the Post
Office clock is twenty-five minutes past,
and your clock is thirty-two minutes.
Now. which clock am | to go by?
Porter-Yer can go by any clock yeS
like, but the trains gone-Philadef-
phia Inquirer.