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The Cairo bulletin., 1908-06-05

Mrs. F. L. Hart {. PIT Eighteenth
street, has gone to Milburn, KY on a
visit TO friends.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-06-05

Mrs. c. W. Boon and little son
Ray. OF 325 Thirtysecond street, re
turned yesterday from Mayheld, KY
where they have been visiting rela
tiyes for the past four weeks.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-06-05

e NJ. McGuder the calendar man.
went TO Mound City yesterday ON bust.
mess.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-06-05

]. w. Garnt was down from Grand
celent health, having fully recovered
from his severe Illness of some
months ago.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-06-05

FLORENCE FAIRBANKS,
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
LOCAL NEWS
Hedge Post.

Hedge Post.
Misses Anna Bader and Rose Madden
are taking their vacation.
Four room house for rent, Avenue b,
See II. r. Brown.
Mrs. Edith Pickett Of the York Key
store is taking vacation.
FOR SALE: Top buggy in good
repair. Iitfenbach Bros. At
FOR SALE Second hand buggies and
harness See Joe Miller. 2t
Lowest price in the city on good goods
by the case at Stubs & Barley. tt
Miss Emma Bader has resumed her
position in the Bargain store after a two
weeks vacation.
Highest prices paid for all kinds of
produce, cash or trade at Stubs & Bark
ley. tt
The base ball team from Tribune con-
templates making trip to Dodge City
to play against the home team.
For Rent-Nice 5 room cottage. Good
location Rent reasonable. Hale &
English.
Furnished Room for rent. Block
north Third ward school house. A. l..
Soule. II
Geo. Cochran is building new eight
room house on the west hill three blocks
north Of the Third ward school house.
Before disposing Of your eggs and
butter for cash orr. trade get our prices.
Stubs & Barkley. II
FOR RENTS room cottage on
Avenue E. Good cellar, good well also
city water In house and yard. VIM.
Arbuthnot at Methodist parsonage.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
DRY LAND ALFALFA
II Il Works Il will Make q Great Change In
the Country West OF Here.

The government has been making
various exper iments with an alfalfa
which is adapted ~ upland where there
10 little moisture. Some Of the ex-
periments are being made In Western
Kansas. As the success Of this plant
would be Of great benefit to the western
counties of Kansas, Congressman Madi-
son has been giving the matter con-
siderable attention. A few weeks
later be will visit Grant, Greeley and
Scott counties and hold some meetings
to discuss this matter with the farmers.
The variety Of alfalfa referred to, 10
put out 10 rows, 80 inches apart, and ~
cultivated like other crops. 1t IL claim
ed that it will make good crop aud
that as much can be raised, planted 10
this way. as there could be with 1t plant
ed In the way it IS In the bottom lands
here.
The alfalfa business In this part OF the
state is big thing already and 1t will
Increase much even 10 the old fashioned
way but if the uplands produce as good
alfalfa as is now predicted, it will be one
Of the leading industries. Martin Bros.
have placed an order for an alfalfa mill
to be delivered within month and with
this in operation alfalfa raising here VIII
become still more important than in the
past With facilities for grinding it
the claim is made that alfalfa is more
profitable than any known crop If the
uplands will raise good alfalfa by the
new system It will be a race between
wheat and alfalfa in this county.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
PRESBYTERIAN Church

Rev. G. II. Miller of Centralia, ILL.,,
Will preach at the Presbyterian church
this evening at 500 o'clock, subject,
Taking the last Hoof." He will
also preach next Sunday the subject for
the morning service at ii 200 O'Clock be.
ing "To Remember Jesus Christi.
evening at 500 "rhe Real Thing.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Taylor. Smith

L. M. Taylor and Mrs. Clara Smith,
both of Bucklin, were quietly married at
the nome of DR.. and Mrs. COonfield last
Friday evening at 600 O'Clock in the
presence of only few friends, Judge
Preston officiating. After the cere-
mony two course luncheon was served.
Mr.. TAYLOR is an old settler In this
county and has lived in BucSlin num-
Der of wears and his wife is we'll known
and has many friends in this county
They returned to Bucklln Sunday.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Baptist Church.

Regular services at the Baptist church
next Sunday, subject l1:00 p. m,
Compassion OF Christ" It is probable
that Rev. Rice E. Brown of Emporia
will preach in the evening.
August Goth the Southwest Baptist
Association will meet here. After Ibis
Evangelist meetings will be held here,
Rev. J. N. Edward, evangelist for the
southwest territory assisting.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
BAND CONCERT.
Program Of the Concert to DO Given BY the
Dodge City Band Friday Evening.

The regular street concert by the
Dodge City band will be given on
Friday plight July 3lst at the usual place
on Chestnut street. The program given
below will be played:
l. March 'Semper Fidelis" Souea
2, "vslse Romantique"
Theo Moses. T0bani
8. Idyll 1.-THE Mill in the Forest"
r. Eilenberg.
:. Overture "Poet and Peasant"
FIR. Supps
5. Characteristic March, 1.-THE Ginger
bread Cadets" A Baldwin Sloane
6. Intermezzo, "Whistle"
Leon Copeland
7. star Spangle Banner.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Important to Telephone Subscribers.

New phones installed this month,
Cut ont and paste in your telephone
directory.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Take Notice

Notice is hereby given that the firm
of Elliott & Elliott have Dissolved
partnership by mutual consent and
"A. G.. Elliott will now continue The
business. IL
A. G.. ELLIOTT.
j. e. ELLIOTT.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
ENGINEER KILLED
Santa Fe Fast Train Went Into Ditch Today,
And Engineer Rossiter Was Killed.

S@Hhn 70 aSt ttotH WIN tHtV biAeu tVu0yY
And Engineer Rossiter Was Killed.
Santa Fe passenger train, Number 8,
the California Limited which would have
reached Dodge City at 6 o'clock this even
ing, went into the ditch near Wakaruse,
a few miles this side Of Topeka.
Engineer Rossiter, Of Argentine. one
Of the old engineers. was on the engine
and was caught as the engine rolled over
and killed.
The passengers we're pre- tty badly
shaken up, but no other deaf BIS we're re-
ported.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Work Mules for Sale.

At Fitzgerald north side ranch five
miles northwest of Ford. Write or
phone W. S. Dunnen, Ford, Kans.
1t w.. j. FITZGERALD,
Dodge City, Kane.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
For Sale or Rent.

] Southwest quarter Of southeast quarter,
section 81, township rs, range "a.
/ Address owner, Peter Brown, st.
Joseph, Illinols. tt
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Vatican Colts for Sale

Oae 3 year old Filly. One 2 year old
Gelding. Inquire of Martin Brothers. tt
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Horses for Sale

Only reason fer selling have few
more than need. Apply to
~ r. Nj. WRIGHT.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Contractor Wanted

For putting up 300 tents for the re-
union.
30 J. A. ARMENT, Sec'y
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
coNDENSES SOLOMON.

William jennings Bryan has trlee
his hand at condensing one of the
proverbs of Solomon. In speech
before the legislature of Oklahoma
he said:
Cone provcrb have often quoted is
'The wise man foresecth the evil and
hideth himself, but the foolish pass
on and are punished 1t is great
truth. and beautifully expressed, but
| found it did not stick in peoples
minds. and 50 condensed it, and
it is the only effort | have ever
made to improve upon a proverb,
and this is not an improvement, 1t
is merely a condensation. 1t IS not
as beautiful as Solomon's proverb,
but it is more easily remembered.
1t means the same thing in con-
densed form; The wise man gets
the idea into his head; the foolish
man gets it in the neck. '-Golum-
bia State.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
SAW THE FIRE ExTINCUISHED
presence Of Mind That Prevented
Panic and Loss of Life
in Opera House.


A case Of GOODNESS and nerve that
aFerted a panic is reported from
fowanda, Pa Keep up that cur
tam; we want TO see you put the
fire out, cried a stentorian voice in
the gallery Of Hale's opera house
when at a performance some scenery
caught fire. The order from the
gallery prevented a panic, for the au-
dlenee of over geo was on ts feet
and women were irving to force
their way out, screaming Fire \
blaze started in the scenery in the
loft during the second act. and a
stage hand, to prevent it spreading,
threw the burning mass on to the
stage. Scores were ready to rush
for the exits when the command to
keep the curtain up came from the
gallery. Others took up the cry
There was laugh, some applause
and the curtain was again raised.
Then the audience sat watching the
actors and stage hands put out the
fire. After the stage was cleared
the play was resumed.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
A PLEA FOR SUFFRAGE.

The boy without a playground is
like the man without job, said
Jane Addams reeentlv-in posi-
ton dangerous to himself and 9TH
ers. Women are greatly interested
in the legislation that affects work
ing people, she SAYS. and, having the
interests Of children and of the poor
at heart, they know better what Their
needs may be than men who have
naturally given less thought to the
subject.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
NICKNAME FOR STATUE.

Mechanics, like greatness, are
thrust upon some men and some
statues, as would appear from the
experience of George Gray Barnard's
marble, "'Fhe Great God Pam" re-
Gently set up in the grounds of Co
lunbia university The statue is Of
heroic size and striking in eoneep-
ton. But nothing of this is sug-
gested by its popular sobriquet. Ask
the attendants To be directed to
s'The Great God Pan and they stare
at you. The statue of the great god
of nature who blows his mute pipe
there on the Columbia green is
known from one end of the uniyer-
sity to the other as plain Peter Pan.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
VIVISECTlON STATISTICS.

Here are some yiviseetion facts
that may be of interest. 1t is esti-
mated that there are $4,000 physi-
clans in this country, Of whom fewer
than 500 practice viyisection. There
have been, it is said, between three
and four hundred yivisection expert
ments carried on within the year in
this country. According 10 the fig
ures quoted for this country-which
were furnished this department
from pro-viYisection souree-our
activities in this cruel business are
between seven and nine times great
er than those of our English cous-
ins.-Vogue.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
SPELLING BEE REVIVED.

While their more intellectual sis
tiers of st. Louis are deIving into the
mysteries of skat, Chicago society
women have revived the spelling
bee Some of the invitations have
been sent out scratched on tin plates,
Why anyone should learn to spell in
the present unsettled condition Of
photography passes comprehension
but no doubt Chicago justi6es itself
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
WHERE HE Baked.

All was over, then, between them.
Miss Hoskins-Helen," said the
young man, though you have
spurned my love, | shall always re-
gard YOU as the sublimest type of
womanhood | have ever encountered
Would that | could prove my devo-
ton to you. Tell me, Helen, ere we
part forever, is there not something,
some little thing, that | can do for
You p
eyes, there is, Mr.. Miller" the
beautiful girl answered, calmly
"Please tell all our mutual friends
that YOU have stopped coming to see
me because | rejected your propos-
al. That will save me a great many
embarrassing explanations"
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
PUTTING IT UP TO THE DOG
Reader VIII Be Apt to Think Student
Really Did Not Desire
TO Reform.

Frederick Van Eeden, the Dutch
poet and economist, discussed power
ty at tea in New York.
.'There is enough in the world for
us all, said Dir. Van Eeden. No
one would freeze, no one would starYe
to death. if we really desired to be
just and fair"
He smiled sadly.
eve say we want REFORM" he
said. "Well, we want it about as
badly as Dutch student | knew in
my youth.
'This students chum said to him :
Look here, I'm tired of the life
I've been leading for the past two
years. I'm going to reform. This
morning | shall attend lecture
"My student, a confirmed idler,
yawned, put down his pipe, and an
swered:
Yes, it would be splendid to re-
form. And vet the beer is very
good here this morning, isn't it?
/ tell what we'll do. Well let
my dog Wilhelm decide whether we
reform or not
Wilhelm decide. How will he
do it?'
cob, it is very simple. Well tell
the waiter to bring a piece of sau-
sage. Well set the sausage before
Wilhelm, and if he eats it we stay
where we are. If he doesn't, we re-
form and go to lectures.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
REPLY ENDED THE ARGUMENT
Sailors Logical Reason for Insisting
Priest Should Be Recognized
as Authority.

Father Collins, the we'll loved
priest Of St. Agnes parish, delights
IN joke, especially if it be on HIM
self, says the San Francisco Call. He
tells with many chuckIe of an ar
gument Of several sailors that he
overheard in the aviary in Golden
Gate park.
They were debating as to the
family connections of certain bird.
One said that it was skylark and
the others insisted that it was not.
Finally the first sailor walked over
to Father Collins and asked his
opinion.
Father Collins said that the bird
was undoubtedly skylar5. The sail
or went back to his companions
elated over his triumph.
Didn't tell YOU So he said
"The holy father SAYS its skylark.
Maybe said one of the others
not yet ready to yield, "he doesn't
know any more about it than we do. >
"The deuce he doesn't y exclaimed
the first. Amt he sky pilot ?"
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
HIS ATTORNEY.

4 man arrested for murder was
assigned a shyster whose crude APP
pearanee caused the unfortunate
prisoner to ask the Judge:
us this my lawyer
Yes," replied his honor.
us he going to defend me?"
dyes
"If he should die, could I have
another"
@Yes."
''Can | see him alone in the back
room for a few minutes ?"-Short
Stories.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
oWAMPINE-is a Laxative
Compound guaranteed to cure
Chills, BadColds and LaGrippe
FARM FOR SALE

Good farm of leo acres near High
Rock, Ii miles north of Batesville, rs
acres in cultivation % acres of which
is fine creek bottom land which grows
% bushels of corn per acre. Good
frame dwelling with two tenant houses.
Two orchards with an abundant varie-
ty of fruits. Good oak, hickory and
cedar timber on land not in cultiva-
ton. Fine water, both well and spring,
with fine creek running through farm.
Good mill-site on farm. Fine cave
near dwelling where 10000 bushels of
vegeta bles may be kept the year round.
Convenient to school and church.
Will be sold cheap and on easy terms.
Henderson Real Estate Co., Newark,
Ark.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
TOO MANY FOR HIM.

He turned with repuIsion from
the breakfast eggs.
II am afraid l must go into
bankruptcy, after all" he said.
But, Hilary" the Young wife re-
monstrated, You decided only last
night that you were sure to weather
the storm"
He pointed despairingly at the
mornings mail.
q know l did he said, but,
good gracious, here are four more
wedding invitations"
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29

THE VOGUE OF ABSOLUTELY.

In artistic circles at the present
time, IN fact, among all people in
New York who go in for esthetics
of all forms there is one word that
has the call in all conversations and
monologues The word is absolute
ly.' Where one used to hear a paint
ing, piece Of sculpture or a stained
glass window described as a very
SWELL thing, nowadays the COM
ment will be worded; It's absolute
~ all right And ecstatie Young la
dies and gentlemen no longer say
thing is perfectly grand" They
phrase it, absolutely perfect" To
be in the know one must put great
stress on the word, pronouncing each
syllable with the utmost nicely.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
Misunderstood.

.sshall we try grating ?" asked
the doctor Of his colleague.
DO you think he could stand it ?"
was the whispered response.
Hold ON there" said the patient,
forgetting his burns. Perhaps
could stand it but | won't. I'm ready
to pay reasonable fee, but that's
the limit"
Of course. they had to explain
that theirs was not the ordinary skin
game.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
DOCTORS MIST4KES

Are said often to be buried six feet under
ground. But many times women call ON
their family physicians, suffering. as they
imagine, one from dyspepsia, another from
heart disease, another from liver or kid
ney disease, another from nervous pros
tration, another with pain here and there,
and in this way they present alike to
themselves and their easy-going or over
busy doctor, separate diseases, Tor which
he assuming them to be such, prescribes
his pills and potions. In reality, they are
Pill only symptoms caused by some uterine
disease The physician, ignorant of the
cause Of suffering, Keeps up hSStreatment
until large bills are nNde. ,ISe suffering
patient gets no betteA tEJrraScl-0 the
proper medicine Like -Pierce,s EaYarlta
PROSTITUTION. directed g The cqllSe Would
have eTlTTTeTy removed the disease, there
BY dlSTcrr7ng all those dTstresSing symp-
toms, and instituting comfort instead Of
prolonged misery. II has been well said,
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Is a
scientific medicine, carefully devised by
an experienced and skillful physician,
and adapted TO woman'S delicate system.
II Is made OF native American medicinal
roots and is perfectly harmless IN is
effects in IMu-conaltl4n a. Ac--Iela11e
As powerful invigorating tonic Fa-
yorite Prescription imparts strength to
the whole system and to the organs dis
tinctly feminine in particular. For over
worked. "worn-out," rundown" deolll-
tated teachers. milliners, dressmakers,
seamstresses. eshop-girls,n house-keepers,
nursing mothers. and feeble women gem
orally. DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
Is the greatest earthly boon. being UNI
eouaed as an appetizing cordial and re-
storative tonic.
As a soothing and strengthening nerv-
inc cFavorite Prescription is unequaled
and is invaluable in allaying and sub
DUNG nervous excitability, irritabillty,
nervous exhaustion, nervous prostration,
neuralgia, hysteria, spasms, st. Vitus's
dance, and other distressing, nervous
symptoms commonly attendant upon
functional and organic disease of the
uterus. it induces refreshing sleep and
relieves mental anxiety and dependency.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets invigorate
the stomach, liver and bowels. One to
three dose. Easy to take as candy.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
THE BARNARD JOKE.

First Hen-Mrs. Cackle's at
tempt to raise brood hen was an
awful frost.
Second Hen-What was the mat
ter?
First Hen-Oh, that fool woman
gave her cold storage eggs TO sit on
and she couldn't thaw them out
Detroit Free Press.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
VERY INCOMPLETE.

so YOU regard spelling reform as
a failure %
a complete failure. It content
ed itself with little words like thru
and tho and left the post office di-
reetory full of names that nobody
can spell or pronounce"
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
WHY HE HURRIED.

Ascum-IIow on earth did YOU
ever get a messenger boy to deliver
your note and bring back the an
swer so quick?
Wise-I took his dime novel away
from him and held it as security.
philadelphia Press.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
A GOOD LISTENER.

ooh, yes, Mr.. Meekton and Miss
Gabbie are very fond of each other"
'Why, | heard he didn't speak to
her at all"
That's just why she likes him.
He doesn't attempt to get a word
in edgewise. ''-Philadelphia Press.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29

HIS TIME HAD COME.

In trying to escape coiled snake
ready to strike, Joseph Duncan, aged
so, sprang and plunged headlong
over io0-foot precipice to his
death near Nisalia, Cal He was a
pioneer antedating the '49-ers.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
DECLINED in REBUTTAu.

Authorcss (of the budding varie-
ty1-I got level with the editor las
night. He always rejects my manu-
scripts. But | have had my revenge
Friend-How did YOU do it?
Authoress--I declined his sou
with thanks.-Tit-Bits.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
There's a WAY

To defeat the mail order mans cut
throat methods in this community.
The way is publicity for your business
it's the came way he uses. Our
columnc will give your business the
pl-elicity you need.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29
II SOUNDED RIGHT.

Teacher-Who can complete thi.
sentence: "He went from bad to-
Wilfred (who has been asroat
with his parents -Baden-Baden.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29

Ii you are a business man,
did you ever think of the field
of opportunity that advertis-
ing opens to YOU? There is
almost no limit to the posi-
bilities of your business if you
study how TO turn trade into
YOUR store. If you are not get
ting your share of the business
of YOUR community there's q
reason. People go where they
are attracted - where they
kno7o what they can get and
how much it is sold for. 1t
YOU make direct statements IN
your advertising see to it that
YOU are able to fulfill every
promise YOU make. You will
add TO your business reputa-
ton and hold your customers.
It will not cost as mitch to run
your ad in this paper as YOU
think. It is the persistent adj
vertiser who gets there. Have
something in the paper every
issue, no matter how small.
We will be pleased to quote
you our advertising rates, par
ticularly on the years busi-
ness.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29

Good small residence for rent. APP
ply to Henderson Real Estate Go.
The Newark journal., 1908-05-29

Should be in
every home in
the land. His
weather predic-
tons can behad
only in his own
publica ii on 8.
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ganfrGubcr MAIDEN quito Scmtc.

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