The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-18

$23, which he Will have as much chance
of collecting as my own bill at his es-
tablishment unless some relative of
mine dies and leaves me a million or
two.
Then, too, the idea of saying that
Breckons and Ashford only deserved a
$25 fee (shades of the Sumner caseD
Some of our judges have been too
generous with other peoples money in
alloting attorneys fees, but Judge De
Bolt would appear to lean to the side
of making law too cheap to litigious
people. Perhaps it is that he has no
expectation of ever returning to the
bar himself.
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We don't like tobacco and we don t
drink beer.
SO what will you give us when the fleet
gets here?
Chorus:
they don't smoke baccy and they hate
the sight of beer,
On, what shall we do when the fleet
gets here?
Arrangements are all made for the
reception of the thousands of young
men, middle-aged men and veterans
upon the arrival of the fleet at Homo
zulu.
At the wharves carpets win be spread
so that the sailors and marines will
not soil their feet In walking up town
where they Will be received by a great
throng of Sunday school children, eacn
little girl pinning a rose on the cap
or each man of the fleet and each little
boy handing him a stick of peppermint
candy and an orange with hole in it.
Fifteen to twenty thousand good men
and true will then line up on King
street between the meat market and
the judiciary building and, at a signal
from Bergers band, which will play,
The fleet has came, the fleet has came,
hip-hooray, the neet mas camel" they
will all start sucking their oranges
through their peppermint sticks
This is not ALI
The ReOrganized Amalgamation of
Prophets and Resurrectionists of Vir-
tue will invite the men OF the fleet to
the baseball park where cake, candy,
popcorn, jumping-packs chewing gum,
fudge and lemonade will be dispensed
1t is expected the fleet will be here
at least ten days and the program ar
ranged for those ten days is as follows:
First Day-Foot race around Oahu,
stopping at Kaneohe spring for drink
of real artesian water, to be followed
by a reception in the evening given
by the Fathers and Preachers Club.
Second Day-Sunrise prayer meeting
on Punchbowl, led by the chaplain OF
the flagship and assisted by admiral
Beckley. Those who do not find room
on the edge of the crater, please over.
flow on Tantalus, but don't step on the
Notifications.
Third Day-Visit to the Bishop Mu-
scum and view of the ancient AND
obsolete bottle which once contained
beer" Visitors asked not to sample
exhibit.
Fourth Day-1our of the curio stores
accompanied by Comstock committee
to select proper postals, that morals OF
Our Navy Boys" won't suffer.
Fifth Day-Set apart for bathing in
the harboT
Sixth Day-Grand parade of w. C. T
u, Y. M. c. A. and Y w. c. A.
Seventh Day-Reception by Anti.
Saloon League and address by Johr
Martin
Eighth Disqualification raid on "blint
pigs by ponce for benefit OF Navy
boys and lecture on evils, of beer, bug
gies, bridge and tobacco.
Ninth Day-Show at the Opera Hous,
The Candy Kid, or the Secret Of the
Soda Water Fountain leading reform
ers playing the exciting characters o
Koko Kola, Ginger Pop, Lemmo, Sas
safras, Sen-Sen and Tutti-Frutti.
Tenth Day-Carrie Nation process
, sion. Each Navy boy given a hatche
and let loose on the saloons. Bene
diction. Farewell Aloha Oel To bt
followed by Berger's latest THE flee
? has vent"