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The Washington times., 1908-01-13

EXPERT SPECIALIST ia del
icate and intricate matters OF a confidential
nature. II you are IN doubt or wish a mys-
terry solved consult me- absolute secrecy
suspected persons watched, their
habits and associates ascertained; p years
experience; highest credentlaisi phone Main
2525. MORGAN BRADFORD, JR.. SUITE
pa, COLORADO BUILDING. tAfter p. M
/ can be consulted at my residence oJ0Z llth
81. nv. Phone North 4343) JaI2-Zt
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MRS. WILLARD BISHOP.
PSYCHIC PIANIST.
Are you undecided, unhappy, IN douDtZ
Is your husband wife or sweetheart indiffer-
ent 10 youg DO you wish 20 possess the key
10 the vaults OF love, friendship. success, and
happiness? Know the secret Of control, the
power TO inspire confidence and wiH success
IN business, social ana financial iife2 1 can
ana viii advise and assist you.
7ZI-Ninth ST. n WI
Don't Mistake Name and NUMBER
iag-tf
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BIG MONEY PAID for desirable furniture
carpetH Office furniture. and household goods:
contents especially also stocks OF nerchan-
disc. ID. NOTES. 625 La ave. Phone NJ g0Js
se25-u
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PERSONAL

WORKINGMEN. don't fail to call this week
Overcoats. s.. full suits Of clothes, 50 and 81
coats and vests. s.. pants. Sl.5g; all wool
stock, merchant tailor make. slightly worn
see them before buying elsewhere. JUST III 5
OLD STAND, 619 ID. lal3-7t
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STRANGER in city desires TO meet nice
working girl; object matrimo ny. BOX S62,
Times It
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information quietly obtained on
all matters Of interest to clients. BLANK
> a. g. CO, Colorado Building.
iaIl-5t
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IF YOU WISH ADVICE and info nation On
any subject cau 10 see Mr.. Milo and get a
palm reading o. psychic reading. Mr. Million
also teaches hypnOtism. mental hypnotic sug-
gestiOn and palmistry. 3lz Eye 81. NV
JaI2-Tt
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HELP wANTED-MALE.

LADIES' TAILOR-Flrst-cls.,s. Apply at
once. 2H2 18th 81. nv. jai3-2t
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SPIRITUALISM.

NINE. ZENITA. palmlst formerly 1915 9TH
St, moved 70 1928 7th st. nv. Jali-7t
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HELP WANTED-FEMALE,


article Of merit 50 per week made. Ad-
---- - - - I----2-
GIRIs-Colored. To do light work; reference.
Apply Az II St NV. Il
GIRL for chambemaid and homework; ref
eLeLceS- rs ION 81 NV Jsl5-2t
GIRL-Colored; general homework: only one
1 IN family stay nights. Apply 1858 Maryland
ave ne II
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can 524 30 St nv. II
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jaI4-2t
- 49,
ElhLs-tr'od'ior general Homework. 1902 3
GIRL for Homework; no washing OF iron
ing; reference lil II ST. ne. jaI3-2t
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| once at IFS 5th ST. NV. II
80 -------------~----
| GIEls 70 work WITH tailor s. BARN
--T77 - - = ------
ILi-l~-l Dung sLl win some Office expert
81 NV It
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IN L 81 c9loLea slF! Tor cooking and gen
MENT a, The Nantucket lns W St NV
Jal--2t
GIIRL.-Colored, for general homework. 1740
oei 81. INV. JalI-5t
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ol[.l- -'E genera house"orA+ may stay
IlEhLs, sLlaH family: goCd pay enquire l7l5
hlIhouIhe pace or - Lth NV jall-2t
GIRIy-White, for general hOusewOrkf no
"aSH'"s OF ironing. If7o y ST. NV Jall-St
r, D-7-r,y- en- 60
PANTRY GIRL, 50; Mattresses, $50: Colored
f3a6e9aid for hotel So settled woman foE
AGENCY. 4lg 10th 81. NV. Il
WAITRESS-EXperience WALLIS CAFE.
oi' l-tn ST. NV 1t
legal terms and con Epsilon Write 'sF e9pT
ence in 1ull. Address BOX 35I Times once
jals-st
WONAV-seftIe5 vrbite f7- -.----7 - -
work in small nrivsfe fa77fi7 '-7, a. mouse 1-
--s- s. NV = : r-o-1--21l---, 5aI2-5t
FE->S---t,-ea Main y,ol- -t.r >,
I,-b also slI' IoE general h9useWork 1885
-
WOMAN TO cook, wash and iron. Apply 20l4
: s. NV 1t
WOMAN TO cook, wash ana iron. family ~
ia TsyTtor ~ ny say nights references
- - - Jazz
vy-C.F,N- J,-1r-.l .,.- ..1- a.
room IS per Week Slf lfth ST. NV. ja12-2t
= Ia
DRESSING, scalp treatment. Marcel wave
,l.llS ID 9, ia llSs9sS' eieetrolysIs; illus
- =. t-s1s,33Sl--S s,-S,t-4 A4Se AoLERS
- 4'i-l'1o+-'I SCL4OOl's 100 bth ave New
AoiH CITY Jal2-6t
yANTTEI ED Al. cooks, Mattresses and cham
~ i1 s'ouIe " ~ Netss Nnlle and col
oi5Is ~ leS- -aRplg az ~ TN st. NV
jal2-5t
yO--,,Cs lazy Il, on - - = -
have cIpeTie1ce and min, rsgsrs sore must
49, +AH LIN - A-\NEAr 40 PennsyI-
H-,---- . : Jal5-5t
hSLF " AN Ah3-mALE.
dies coats. Apply al MAYER RBS SS
90 oar + ST NV 80 q
BARBERS-Two frst-cIass al onca 49,
~ SIN ST Sc IssptiS
OF
BARBER-First-cI hustler. desires p0sl,Io-
in good shoD or hotel FOX Nsg --;-,,ss 49,. So
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DANCING

THE wYNDHAAf. 43I 18th nw.-Iessons. sac.
lessons, g so; class. 1880 every Tues. Thurs
sat. Guarantee 70 teach you. Frog. Wyndharn
iy26-tf
MISS COULTER, professor II dancing: phi
teach you 10 waltz 20l I ST. NV. Phone 81
uS9. Advanced classes Tuesday and Satur-
day. S 10 u. Bail room for rent ja3-s0t
PRIVATE DANCING lessons SOC. waltz ana
tWo-step guaranteed five lessons; class 81
month; ball room for rent S. 10 s.. Address
with stamped envelope, BOX As. TINES Of
fee. Je1-St--xSu
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

DRY GOODS. Notions. and gents furnish
iugs. fine business st. DUGAN, 617 Louis
lana ave iaIs-9t
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NORTHEAST

LADDON PHARMACY, 1900 Florida ave. M
CHAS. II. BLGMER, n. Cap. and r Ets NJ
MccHESSEH & JOACHIM cor. % and y sts
KRAUS' PHARMACY, 6th and X SITS
MECH ESNEY a JOACHIM sth and IS sfs M
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LABORERs. C. b. CLARK & Co, Monroe
st bridge Brookland. d. G. ja11-3t
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MAN-white for night work In lunch room.
- II ST. NV. It
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DENTISTRY.

PAINLESS DENTISTRY; REDUCED PRICES
Set OF teeth $3.50. gold crowns. ZZk 81 Ii.
bTidgeWork, $780, hlllEgs. p cents uD.
UNION PAINLESS DENTISTS.
90 + st. NV. near 9TH tesI-s0t
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MAN-Young coiored man. familiar with
Northwest section Of city. 10 drive delivery
wagon. p. r YOUNT. Western Market
FIST and X SITS NV. jali-3t
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TIMES WANTS
AND OTHER
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
ONE CENT A WORD FOR

SITUATIONS WANTED HELP WANTED
ROOMS FOR RENT ROOMS WANTED
ROOMS AND BOARD BOARD WANTED
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SOUTHEAST

A. 2. POWELL. 4th and East CapItol sts-
ROACH DRUG CO., Sth and 9 SITS. Sc
II. 5. FEALY. NV, cor. 18th and Pa. ave
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CIGAR and pool room; doing paying bust
Louisiana ave. {al3-st
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PORTER and handy man. Apply SIS eth
81. NV. jal2-2t
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- - - 80.

Special Bargains for Cash This Week
O.NE MAGNlEICEAT $50 Maa. Upright 3l95.
one Slightly Damaged $50 UprghL E1t5
GEO LAWRENCE, s2f Sth. tuning, 81 59.
Main l1s5-f. Il
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GEORGETOWN
F. p. WELLER, Pharmacy 1854 NJ St nv,
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SOUTHWEST.
Y. HUGO EISENBEISS. 7th and B streets.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18
CHESWOLD.
Bethel and CheswOld Changes 10 G OOd Finan
Cial Shspe-PersOnals.
special CorrespOndence to the TIMEs

Special Correspondence to the TIMES
Cheswold. March 17-Geo. L.
Bunker is perhaps the only farmer in
this section who is growing a crop of
artichokes. He planted last year six
baskets of them and they have re-
mained as they grew all winter in the
ground. This spring-like weather they
are being ploughed out of the ground
and shipped in half barrel baskets.
1t is customary in the east after the
crop is made to turn hogs in on them
so they can root for their living.
They are cultivated much like
potatoes.
Under the auspices of the ladies
Aid of Cheswold, rehearsals are now
being held for drama which will be
publicly rendered with songs, instru-
mental music, etc., in Anderson s
Hall, on Friday evening of this week,
March 90 The whole program will
comprise a good entertainment for the
low price of Is cents admission.
Rev. Milton Mccain returned from
the great Missionary convention held
at Pittsburg last week in time for his
Sunday work and thoroughly enthused
with the high aim and broad methods
now being put forth for great results
as against the hitherto slow progress
made in the dark continents on this
line. In the discourses of the day
many incidents of the occasion were
related. His collections for the
conference year are in fine related
shape and for the foreign and home
missions the two churches have re-
ported $160.
Mr.. HAZEL, of Hartly Grange was
present at Rural Grange last Saturday
to discuss the features of a new
telephone line which has had a start
at Hartly and giving cheaper service.
Pastor McCann left yesterday,
Tuesday, for conference in company
with Rev. A. w. Goodhand former
pastor now of Stockton, who on the
way had stopped over to greet many
old friends of this charge. R. M.
Cooper who has an important position
on the committee of conference
stewards and ]. Herman Anderson the
chosen Lay Delegate of this charge
will also attend the sessions.
Reports from Mr.. Walter Knots
under recent hospital operation con-
tinue favorable.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18
Square Bullets.

In 171S an Englishman. James Puc-
kle, secured Il British patent for what
seems to have been an attempt at Il
breechlOading rapid firing gun. An
original feature of the invention was
the use of two different breech plates
one for square bullets. to he used
against the Turks. and the other for
round bullets. to be used against Chris
tians. 1t is curious to find two Oppos-
ing tendencies in the same invention
first, the desire to construct gun that
should be more effective because more
destructive, and. second. a desire to
recognize certain ethical distinctions
in its USE If a round bullet was too
good for Turk. square one was too
bad for a Christian.-LOndOn Chroni-
Gle.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18
BLACKBlRD.
W. c. T. U. of Blackbird to Hold a Public
Meeting Personals.

Blackbird, March 17-There will
be public meeting at the w. c. 7.
U. of Blackbird, in the church, Sun
day evening, March 29th. Mrs.
Effie Lambert of New York, will
make the address. She is a bright
and talented speaker and it will be
worth while to make an extra effort
to hear her Friendship and Town
send Unions and all friends are cor
daily invited to be present and help
along this worthy cause. m
Mr.. William Watson, Jr., of near
New Castle, aas accepted a position
as third operator at the block at
Blackbird Station.
The Epworth League Services will
be lead on Sunday evening, March 22,
by Miss Martha c. Ferguson, the
topic being, "The Church for Worship
and Service. -
Personals-Mr. and Mrs. James
Fortner and little daughter spent
Monday in Wilmington. Mrs. VIII
liam L. Reynolds spent few days
of last week with her sister Mrs.
Joseph Daniels, in Townsend. Mr..
Samuel Reed of West Grove, Pa, :,
spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs.
VIM. Fenemore. Mr.. Charles Beth
spent Monday in Wilmington. Mr..
Clarence Hagerty of near Hockessin
spent Sunday with Miss Mamie E.
Pierson. Mrs. David Stats Of
Blackbird Station spent a few days
of this week with her parents Mr.
and Mrs. VIM. A. Watson.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18
TOWNSEND.
Death of Mrs. Mary L. Pritchard-LOcal
Happenings and Personal Mention.

Townsend, March 14-The funeral
of Mrs. Mary L. Pritchard, wife of
Israel Pritchard, of this town, took
place on Friday morning and was
largely attended. Rev. F. C. McSor-
ley conducted the services at the M. E.
church at 10 O'Clock, the edifce being
we'll filled by sOrrOwing relatives and
friends of the deceased. Interment
was made n Emmanuel M. E. Gene
terry.
John Clayton, young man of this
place, while fishing at Blackbird mill
pond on Friday, caught pike that
weighed nearly three pounds.
The supper given under the auspices
of the Calendar Club was reported a
financial success.
Miss Nellie Joiner, eldest daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. William L. Joiner,
was given postal card shower on the
occasion of her birthday anniversary.
Miss Joiner was also congratulated
by her many friends who called upon
her at her home as a reminder of the
event.
Personals. Miss Elsie Carey, of
near Smyrna, visited Miss Lillian
West on Wednesday. Mrs. James A.
Hart visited relatives in Philadelphia
the latter part of last week. Mrs.
w. A. Scott entertained the w. c..
7. U. at her home on Monday after
noon. Mrs. George Knots is enter
tanning her sister, Mrs. Susan Daw-
son, of Cob Island. Mrs. S. j. Brock
son, of Middletown, visited Miss
Estella VanDyke, on Wednesday.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18

small prices Everything sell is backed guarantee
ITO Please in Every Way or Your Money Back"
Visit store and for yourself that
abilities grocers. years experience has been
successful and has placed the top notch grocery
ence All stores conducted
y full weight and polite, competent statesmen.
The people of Smyrna vicinity place confidence in the
fact that c. A. Wilson your your gro
Space will only permit specials but visit
o will be profitable trip to YOU and
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18
THCROUGHFARE NECK.
Rev. albert Chandler breaches His Last Ser
m q fefOre Leaving For Conference.

ThorOufghfare Neck, March IT,
Services were held at Friendship M.
E. Church Sunday by Pastor Rev.
Albert Chandler, who preached a
very interesting sermon. 1t was his
last sermon before leaving for Con-
ference, and probably his last sermon
as pastor of Smyrna Circuit.
The nice warm weather has brought
the farmers out, getting ready for
their gardening. Some have done a
little blowing.
Personals. Mrs. Anna Gibbons and
daughter, Miss Elsie, spent part of
last week with Mr.. an Mrs T. L.
Mason, at Clayton. Mrs. Emma
Rhoades, Of Townsend, is visiting her
dauhterg, Mrs. Carrie Burge. Mr..
Irving Rawley moved his family to
Chester, Pa, last Thursday, by wav
of Steamer Brady. Mrs. Hannah
Reynolds, of near Taylor's Bridge,
spent several days of last week at
Mrs. Anna Gibbons.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18
BIGGER BARGAINS.

Saturday big opening day for the grocery
Hall Stand, Main street Smyrna. Everywhere that A. Viii
son store is placed economy awake
saving housewife Every that open
thing better and always presents features prede
essor because uptoda progressive grocers. The evil
dence of this ability procure
articles Of food by buying enormously large quantities We
staff of buyers competent every way who
make the purchase This poftsharing price
for strictly fresh grade Groceries, goods very
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18

Quick climatic charges try strong
constitutions and cause, among other
evils, nasal catarrh, a troublesome
and offensive disease. Sneezing and
snuffiing, coughing and difficult breath
ing, and the drip, drip of the foul
discharge into the throat-all all are
ended by Ely's Cream Balm. This
honest remedy contains no cocaine,
mercury, nor other harmful ingredi-
ent. The worst cases yield to treat
ment in short time. All druggists,
5Oc., or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc War
rem Street, New York.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18

Best Shoe Peg or Cream Corn, can Sc
Choice Early June Peas -. oc and nc
Large Choice Tomatoes Sc and 90
Extra Large California Prunes, per h. &c and oc
Extra Choice California Peaches per 1b. nc
pound bag Wilson's Imperial Flour 28c
Large can Sitting Stop Pure Spices, any kind you
Large package Wilson's Best Macaron &c
Pure Cider Vinegar, per quart &C
White Distilled Vinegar, per quart &C.
Wilson's Best Imperial Butter per lb ' 33c
"Iso" ; Dest 00c lea, cut TO - 45c per h.
z h. 23c. a h. I2c.
Wilson's Special Blend 4oc Tea, to 33c
u lb nc. 4 1b. &C.
@ wilson pes' 2oc COnee' cut TO per b.
n,: W 9Pecial pgno en- 25c Conee cut to per b.
Vs. eaAIdsI Dle1o zoc COHee cut TO nc per lb
"ii9o" Luxury Dlenu CoHee I5C per 1b.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18

A severe cold that may develop into
pneumonia over night can be cured
quickly by taking Foley's Honey and
Tar. 1t will cure any the most obsti-
nate racking cough and strengthen
your lungs. The genuine is in a
yellow package. Sold by all drug
gists.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18

Personals-Mr. and Mrs. Aubrey
Vandever, of Wilmington, were in
Clayton last Friday. Miss Emma
Pinder of Wilmington, spent Sunday
with relatives in Clayton. Mrs. A.
Walls, of Sudlersville, Md, made a
business trip to Clayton Tuesday.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18
In a Bad Way.

There is a Pennsylvania divine who
is not averse to telling a good story
at his own expense.
Once in addressing a mission meet
ing in Philadelphia which was attend
ed mainly by sailors the good man had
sought to adapt his remarks to his
hearers by using nautical smiles, and
in so doing he ventured somewhat be-
yOnd his depth.
"And now what shall we dO-what
shall we doS"
''Nothin' doin'. cap'nr sang out one
of the sailors. 'Ye're in bad! Ye're
gOin' in starnfOremOst!'
Life is but fleeting show, but it is
nevertheless the greatest show on
earth.-AtchisOn Globe.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18
CLAYTON.
All orders for Subscriptions or Job Work
or any News Items left with NIL. Nudge
will receive prompt attention.
The Blackiston Canning Co., are
about through contracting for tomatoes
for this seasons pack.

A Box Social, for the benefit of
the Alley School will be given Friday
evening, March 20, at the home of
Mr.. James H. Frazier near Clayton.
The public is cordially invited Ice
cream for sale.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18

Railroad Dectievs A. P. Thomas and
S. F. Minner arrested at Middletown
Monday a white man named George
Warren, who is thought to be the man
who broke into the railroad station
at Hartly Saturday night. Warren
when captured had two pairs of shoes
with him, the numbers of which
corresponded to some of the shoes
stolen from the station. He was
locked up in Jail there.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18
FOR RENT.

Once and Rooms recently occupied by
Or. Comegys in the Hazel Building. Pos
session March LIST.
Apply TO
DR COMEGVg
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18

A movement has been started to
unite the Methodist Episcopal Church
in Blackbird Hundred, known as
Friendship Church, with st. Pauls
M. E. Church of Clayton. This
change, if completed, will form a
circuit that will enable Clayton to
pay a larger than heretofore. If
Friendship will pay $3.50 and Clayton
$3.50, the pastors salary of 5000 would
make it one of the good appointments
of the conference.
Smyrna times., 1908-03-18
SPECIALS

Extra large Nutmegs 4c per doz.
u b. package Bicarbonae Soda sc
Best Laundry Starch, per pound 41Ic
Large Bottle Best Laundry Blue
Large Bottle Wilson's Household Ammonia a.
Large Bottle Wilson's Imperial Ammonia
Ocagon Soap per cake 4Hc
Wilson's Best Laundry Soap per cake exc
Babbitts Best Soap, per cake 4Ac
Wilson's Best Borax Soap, per sc
Best Crystal Washing Soda, pounds
Wilson's Best Corn Starch, large package &c
a lb, package Wilson's Black Pepper. SC
Box Toilet Soap cakes in &C
yards White Clothes 2oc
Large White Norway Mackerel 8, 10, I6c each
Wilson's Imperial Flake Fish, (handy for making
fish cakesO per package .... SC
Extra Large California Oranges, per doz and
Extra Large Juicy Lemons, per lac
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-06-17
The AxjaI Rotation Of Venus,

For over two centuries it WIS gene
ally accepted that, like the eartl,, th
planet Venus rotated on It's axis In {
little less than twenty-four hours. br
since Schiaparelli after long and care
ful observation of the planet suggest
ed that the actual rotation period We
between six and nine months aStroii
omers have devoted much attention !;
this matter. In the Observatory Mr.
Dennlng sums up the available evi
dence on the point and can only Goa
clude that this particular problem still.
de1es solution. Life on Venus would
be very different from life on the earth
should the planets avail rotation b4
as Schiaparelli asserted, identical With
the period Of it's revolution round the
sun, as In that case the same hem
sphere would always 'be turned to lht
sun and enjoy perpetual day. while tl1e
opposite hemisphere would be doomed
to eternal night
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-06-17
A Wonderful Fish.

The Bohemians have a proverb, "Ev
aary fish has another for prey" The
wells (silurus) has them all. This Is
the largest fresh water fish found il
cine rivers of Europe except the stur
&eon. 1t often reaches five or six feet
an length. 1t destroys many aquatic
1irds, and we are assured that it does
mot spare the human species. On tbs
I'D Of July, 100. peasant took one
NEAR Thorn that had an infant entire
En- its stomach They tell in Hungary
OF children and young girls being lie.
voured on going to draw water, and
ehey even relate that on the frontiers
of Turkey poor fisherman took era
chat had in its stomach the body OF
d woman, her purse containing COLE
and a ring. The fish is even repute''
to have been taken sixteen feet Ions
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-06-17
Bones and Their Places.

1t WAS eolloquy at a north side
butchers shop. oh" said the littl"
woman. that's an awful big bone il
that small steak. l don't like to have
to pay for all bone.
"Yesm," said the butcher politely
but with touch of irony in his al
swer. chat do seem to be good deal
of bone, but the animals what's coai-
In to this market now seems to hav@
more or less bone in 'em. And really
as animals is built now don't see no"
they can get along without bones
"That may all be true" said the lit
tie woman. and there was a wicaasi
twinkle in her eye, 'but this morninss
found a good sized bone il the SAT-
sage, and leave 1t to you, honest now.
don't you think that is going little toe
far"
And the butcher could not say &
word In reply.-Indianapolis News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-06-17
Chou Suey Best Of All.

II have tried them all in their ma
tive haunts and like them" said the
traveller, according to the Baltimore
Sun.
"Tried what?" asked the bystander
Railroads? ~
mo; national Dishes" answered the
traveller "rhe hot tamale Of the Mex
lean, thu goulash Of the Hungarian, the
chop suey Of the Chink, are all known
to me and many others.
'"The best Of them all is chop suey
The hot taneale Is too hot and has very
little nourlshment to It, and goulash is
too heavy. 1t tastes pretty good. but 1t
Is not a food to recommend to man
with weak stomach. Chop suey, how
ever, Is appetizing, easily dlgested and
very nourishlng. 1t Is the great contrl
button of the orient to the oceident IN
my opinion. It Is made of rice, sprout
ed beans, celery and chickens blood.
oil mixed together In the form Of soup
and nicely seasoned"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-06-17
Some Wives Are Different.

Most men," said the man Of expert
ence, think 1t must be awfully nice to
have a wife who takes things as cool
~ as Dave Potter's wife takes them,
b"t others. more discriminate ting, prefer
good honest row to her style Of quiet
cynicism. The way she behaved the
other day when she found a letter In
Dawes pocket from a girl In Brooklyn
ls an example Of her method
"'I do..t see wrote this girl, how
on earth can eNnr live without you
dawes wife read that gush and q
lot more just Ike 1t without ever turn
ing hair.
"'Well,' she said quietly. that CIR;
y fool. If she knew you as we'll rs
I do she would be wondering how on
earth she could ever live With you
"And thst. in the opinion OF the dis
eliminating few. cuts Il whole ut deep
q than common. everyday rumpua.
New York GLOBE.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-06-17
Not Up to His Mans.

George Peabody, the phianthropiss,
and John Bright often went to Ireland
together to fish. One day they went a
couple Of miles up the Shannon be
tween Castleconnel and Killaloe.
They had engaged the services of two
boatmen, and as Bright and Peabody
were keen anglers they made long
day Of 1t. On returning In the evening
Bright, noticing policeman on the
river bank, asked what sum the boat
men were entitled to for their time
The constable said anything from.
seven and slxpence to 10 shilllngs.
Bright turned to his companion, say
lg: II have no change, Peabody
fave you three half crowns?" The
Millionaire produced the coins and
ave them to one Of the boatmen, who
aid, and Is that all ye're givin' mc?'
That Is ALL" replied Peabody. well.
that bates all liver heard" observed
the boatman. adding, as he scratched
his head: "An' they call We Paybody.
Faith, l should call ye Paynobody!"
London Standard.