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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17
HVAOR or TIE Day

"a hammock large enough for
two?" echoed the dealer. do you
want it with or without" with or
without what?" asked the girl
"Crowding," replied the dealer. smil-
ing at her innocence. Then she gave
her order in a whisper-Philadelp
Ledger.
Freddie's Mother-My son, my
highest ambition is that you will be
I'm going to the ball game. then.
Pas there!-Chicago News.
where does he get his money!" IT
don't know where he gets his. and I
don't care. What I arr interested In
Is knowing just how he gets mine
Nashville American.
Millions-Going to take a vacation
abroad? Billions-If 1 do they will
say I am afraid to stay here. and IL
don't they will say 1 am afraid to
go away.-Brooklyn Eagle.
If il takes one boy one hour to do
two errands, how long will it take two
boys to do one errand? Answer-Half
a day.-The Pathfinder.
'I've got you down for a couple of
tickets. We're getting up a raff1e for
poor man in our neigh" None
for me, thank you. i Wouidnt Know
what to do with a poor man II I
won him."-Philadelphia Press.
Knicker-Jones kicks about the
size of his wife's summer hotel bill.
Bocker-And yet he will pay IS day
to sleep in a bed at a convention
New York Sun.
Harker-Great linguist isn't he?
Barker-You bet; he can talk in
baseball, college and auto.-Chicago
News.
Mollie-Tell me, did you ever win
a prize at lottery? Cholly-No. I
never did. but my wife did.-Yonkers
Statesman.
One touch of weather makes the
whole world talk nothing else.-New
York Press.
Observation-Disclosures is a neces-
sary noiseo Bocker-A noise like a
dividend.-New York Sun.
Women in Politics-"Mrs. Ward
ganization." "As to how" Declares
she'll wear no BOSSES collarette."-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
de meanes' way to git even wifi
stubborn person." said Uncle Eben, 'is
to let him have his own way COM
pletely an den laugh at him when he
hollers fob help. '-Washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17
KANSAS COMMENT
JOE BR1srow WHEN A BOY.

JOE BRISTOW WHEN A boy.
Joseph L. Bristow, Republican nomi-
nee for United States senator, was an
eieven-year-old Fredonia boy in 1872
and also lived here in 1884 and until
the pra1ries became green in 1875 He
boarded with his father, of course, who
was pastor of the NJ. E. church In Fire.
oonla during those years and dwelt in
the frame parsonage of that organiza-
tion, located on Adams street between
seventh and Sixth streets on the lot
now occupied by Miss Ida Carriers
cottage. His father. Rev. Will Bristow.
whose home is now at Baldwin, was
the minister here when the first Meth
odist church was erected. The editor
OF the Citizen recalls the lusty youth,
Joseph Bristow, when he played
sheepgo, or run, sheep, rum with
or on the public square, then vacant
plot without tree, shrub. fence or
building, but covered with dogfennel or
like vegetation. The two story frame
court house then stood lengthwise on
the west end of the county lot, now oc-
cupied by the Jail, lining along the
sidewalk. None of the boys could play
more energetic. or yell louder than
Joe Bristow. His mother was dead and
his father was married while living IL
Fredonia to Miss Longweli. Rev. Mr.
Bristow, serving his three years here,
ference in March, 1875, if We remember
Alright.
Personally, the writer has liked Joe
Bristow, considering the extent of ac-
quaintance. about as well as anyone he
has known in connection with Kansas
politics and affairs.
w. A. PETER, who was chosen to the
senate in 1891. lived in Fredonia during
the same period the Bristows were
here, and for two years before and
March. two former Fredonians will
have been elected United States sena-
tors.-Fredonia Citizen.
A GOOD HUSBAND.
Down In Arizona, the authorities are
quarreling over the disposition of
woman afflicted with leprosy. Some
years ago a beautiful woman resided in
Arizona with her brother who had gone
there in hopes of being benefited for
disease with which he was suffering.
Finally the brother died-of ieprosy.
An army officer was in love with the
woman, and though informed of the
nature of the brothers disease. mar
ried the woman. They removed to
Mexico, where they intended to reside,
but for some reason they did not re-
main. The woman developed the dread
disease. and is a menace to the health
of the community. From the suffering
and worrying, she has become insane.
The authorities wish to deport her to
the leper colony at Molokai, in the Ha-
waiian islands. although her condition
is such it is doubtful if she would sur
vive the journey. Her husband, Cen
eral Wardwell, has never deserted her
in her great trouble, and will remain
with her until the end, whenever that
may be. Er
Notwithstanding the disgruntled mat
rons who write their griefs to the
magazines. there is occasionally pref
ty good STANDARDIZATION Globe.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

That all labor leaders are not lack
ing in good sound sense was evidenced
last week by the refusal of the dele
gates to the annual convention of the
International typographical Union to
take action one way or the other on a
resolution endorsing Bryan and the
Denver platform. except to insist that
Il be Withdrawn. It's highly proper
for laboring men and the members of
labor unions to be as individually ac-
tive AZ they please in politics and it is
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

Prince Won Buelow, the imperial
chancellor of the German Empire has
started an innovation. He has called
in leaders of the German press as
counselors in a series of conferences to
be held soon over the German imper-
ial policies. This action of Won Bue-
lows while commendable. was hardly
necessary for the press would have
"butted in" on the consideration of
these policies either before or after
the conference
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

Something of a monumental task is
being planned by Mr.. Bryan and his
co-workers. They propose to form
Bryan and Kern clubs in every voting
precinct in the United states. If this
plan is carried through some of these
clubs in Kansas will be distinguished
for their exclusiveness. II the small
number of members are taken into
consideration. Others, however, will
be exceedingly husky organizations.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17
JOURNAL ENTRIES

It's the homely woman who cannot
very well say her husband is hard to
please.
Many men stay poor by trying to
maintain regulations of being good fell
lows.
- u
The animals in the ark must have
been lonesome with only two fleas
among them.
He's a strange boy who doesn't care
about swimming IL his mother doesn't
object.
y
Married men are said to be drawer
than single men. That's probably be-
cause they have to be.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

An interesting event in national po-
litical circles occurred last week when
the Baltimore Sun, Maryland's lead
ing Democratic newspaper. announced
its bolt from Bryan and its support
for Taft. In 1895 the Sun, which is
one of the foremost papers in the
south, fought Bryan and the free sill
yer movement. but in 1900 it support
ed the Nsbraskan and made a good
fight for him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
[From the New York Press.

lFrom the New York Press.
There is nothing more disappointing
than not to be disappointed in a per.
son.
A man can keep out of a great deal
of trouble by never being guided by
his judgment.
A woman IL never willing to call It a
cottage unless 1t cost four times as
much as a house.
The way for a man to improve his
wife's confidence in him is not to be
afraid to talk at home about the type
writer girl in his office.
There is not much excitement for 4
woman in church II she can't see how
much somebody she hates doesn't put
in the plate.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17
BULL LEASED WIRE REPORT
OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
HOME NEWS WHILE AWAY.

! Subscribers Of the State journal
sway during the summer may hnv,
the paper mailed regularly each day
20 any address mt the rate OF ten cents
b week or thirty cents n month (by
mail only.) Address changed as often
ms desired. While out OF town the
state journal win be to you like a
kfaily letter from home.
Advance payment is requested on
Ethese short time subscriptions. to save
expenses
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

Now that Joe Dolley has been elect
committee of Wabaunsee county the
way has been paved for his selection
as chairman of the Republican state
committee inasmuch as Billy Morgan
has given his consent. Morgan show
ed great magnanimity. He gave this
consent before he was asked
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

A great weight surely has been lift
ed from the minds of the Republican
enthusiasts. Frank H. Hitchcock, the
chairman of the Republican national
committee, is we'll pleased with the
western headquarters rooms which
have been selected for the committee
ar Chica1o
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

According to government statistics
the smokers of this country consumed
65.402,3 30,113 cigarettes during last
year. This is an average of u a day
for each smoker in the land. About
the only interesting feature to these
statistics is that perhaps the last two
figures in the big number of the Gig
arettes smoked are a warning to Gig
arctic smokers
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17
NICE OUT OF A JOB.

The white mice are likely to be dis
missed from the British navy. Ever
since Great Britain has had subma-
rines 1t has enlisted a crew of white
mice for each of this class of craft.
The duty of the mice is to squeal.
One might fancy that the sub
marines might get along without their
small vocalists. But in this he would
err, for the squealing Of the white
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

Frederick Funston, brigadier gener-
al L. S. A. but first, last and all the
time Kansan Of whom the men, wo-
men and children of the state are ire
mendously proud. is home again and
will undoubtedly corral many of the
glories of peace in his new assignment
as commandant of the army service
school at Fort Leavenworth.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

good thing that they are for they
are generally an intelligent lot, but it
is decidedly improper for the officers
OF their unions or conventions of the
unions to endorse any party or its
candidates with the idea of commit
ting the rank and file Of the unions to
the party or candidates SO endorsed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

A few Carnegie hero medals or some
other insignia of recognition properly
belong on the breasts of the local
weather forecasters. They are now
calling the changes Of the weather
with wonderful accuracy. And this is
something to really marvel at
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

The affections of women are evil
IDENTITY held lightly in Oklahoma. A
farmer there has brought suit against
another farmer for the purloining of
his wife's affections and he asks none
tary damages only to the extent of
O00
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

! It's the consensus of opinion among
Hhe politicians that Mr.. Kern will ao-
Icept the Democratic nomination for
the vice presidency when it is formally
rendered to him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

If II takes one boy one hour to do
two errands, how long will it take two
boys to do one errand? Answer-Half
a day-The Pathfinder.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

1--WE got you down for a couple of
We're getting up a raff1e for
a poor man in our neigh" None
for me, thank you. ! wouldn't know
what to do with a poor man II I
won m."-PhiladelphiaP Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

Millions-Going to take a vacation
abroad? Billions-If / do they Will
say 1 am afraid to stay here. and IL
1 don't they will say I am afraid to
go away.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-17

Knicker-Jones kicks about the
size of his wife's summer hotel bill.
Bocker-And yet he will pay So day
to sleep in a bed at a convention
New York Sun.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

that activity is in behalf of the admin.
istration candidate there probably will
be no summary dismissals or repri
mands. Congress, however, and par
ticularly the senate, where there is
at least one candidate against Mr..
Taft, may have something to say on
this phase of the situation.
Senate Activity.
Today it was reported on the au.
thority Of senator that a resolution
viii be introduced demanding informa-
ton whether the civil service regula-
tions forbidding political activity are
being violated by Mr.. Hitchcock. News.
paper reports win be quoted to show
that Mr.. Hitchcock has been using his
high position to secure delegates for
the administration candidate, or for
Mr.. Cortelyou.
John G. Capers, internal reVnue
commissioner, has already linked his
fortunes with the Taft cause. There
is no doubt the influence OF Messrs.
Hitchcock and Capers would be potent
in the south. Many politicians believe
the Taft movement has now reached a
stage wherein, If it can be certain of
the south's support, the nomination Of
Mr.. Taft on the first ballot is assured.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07
FOUR GREEKS
PAID FINES
They Sold Sardines, Cheese
and Sugar on Sunday
Tried to Fix It,

John Flora, Nick Veoinios, Jmi Ma
ginos and Arthur Gallinos, four Greek
shopkeepers in the western part of
the city, were arrested Sunday for
violation OF the Sunday law They
were charged with selling cheese, sar-
dimes, and sugar. Recorder Johnson
fined them ten dollars each, with the
exception of Gallinos, who had to pay
s15 because he tried to square himself
with the arresting officer. Gallinos
dropped a bride into the officer
pocket and asked him not to tell all
he know about the affair. The OIL
Ger told. however.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07
The Standard Clothing
Co.'S Today sale is attracting
the buying public.
DEATH OF PROMINENT
LADY AT ANDALUSlA
Speelal 20 The journal.

Andalusia. Ala. Jan. 5.-After lin
gering illness, Mrs. Alice Mcdonald.
wife of c. H. Mcdonald, died Jan. L
at her residence on River Falls street.
She was born in Vanwert, Ohio, in
1857. She leaves a husband and three
children. The funeral was held jan
2, at 2:30 p. M, and she was inferred
in the Baptist cemetery.
Mrs. Mcdonald was a member of
the Gulf City Rebekah Lodge No. 40,
of Mobile, Ala.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07
FROM THE ANTILLES
Chamberiain's Cough henedy Bene.
fits a City Councilman at
Kingston, Jamaica.

Mr.. w. O'Rellly Fogarty, who is a
member Of the City Council at King.
ston, Jamaica, West Indies, writes as
follows: One bottle OF Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy had good effect
on cough that was giving me
trouble and l think I should have
been more quickly relieved IL 1 had
continued the remedy. That 1t was
beneficial and quick in relieving me
there is no doubt, and it is my inten-
ton to obtain smother bottle" For
sale by all druggists.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07
THE CENTURY IN 1903.

Biographical features of more than
usual interest. to appear in the Gen.
fury during 1909 will be reminiscent
ces of President Andrew johnson, by
William H. Crock, for many years
one of the White House staff, with
Mrs. Margarita l.. Gerry as conabora-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07
Mind Your BusjnessI

If you don't nobody will. Tt is
your business to keep out of all the
trouble you can and you can and will
keep out of liver and bowel trouble
if you take DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
They keep biliousness, malaria and
jaundice out of your system. 25c at
all druggists.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

it was seen that they were not being
stolen. hut killed by some animal. Sun
day night the 'possnm tackled big
hen in q coop, and before the fowl had
been killed she aroused the family
Mr. Suygs procured q revolver and
times.
Not only Mr.. McDayid, bit a mum
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07
BIC 'POSSUM
WAS KILLED
Had Been Killing Poultry on
East Hill for Several
Days Past.

A big 'possum. which had been
playing havoc with poultry on East
Hill for a week or more, was killed
Sunday night in the yard of r. l..
McDavid. corner of Jackson street and
Seventh avenue. The 'possUln was
killed by Mr.. Suggs, a Young man
boarding at the home OF Mr.. McDayid
For several nights, cfickeI., in Mr.
McDlyi1's yard have been missing
and iron; the feathers and olood left
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

Now is the time to buy
winter underwear and cloth
ing at the gigantic Clearing
Sale. Standard Clothing Co.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07
Listen
Mr.. Merchant:

Do you know that THE WEEKLY JOURNAL is
read by about $4,000 readers every week. Did you
stop to consider the advertising possibilities of THE
WEEKLY JOURNAL? Did you try to get out of
the beaten path here in the city, and reach for bust
ness that you have had before of the
of THE WEEKLY JOURNAL readn no other paper and
none Of them live in the city The paper is mailed out on
Friday mornings, and it reaches the farmers and the
country people IN time for Sunday. when they have
nothing to do except read the paper Advertise your
sales IN THE WEEKLY JOURNAL The rate is within
easy reach We will gladly send man tell you about it.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

cures made by DR..
Kil1ner's Swamp
Root, the great kid
ney, liver and blad-
der remedy.
1t is the great med
ical triumph of the
nineteenth century ;
discovered after years
of scientific research
by DR.. Kilrier, the
eminent kidney and
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

bladder specialist, and IS wonderfully
successful III promptly curing lame back,
uric acid, catarrh of the bladder and
Bright's Disease, which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
DR.. Kilner's Swanp-Root is NOT
commended for everything bntir
kidney, liver or blad@-
found just tho
beer +]Tt &, q
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

tor; and extracts from hitherto mpnb.
lished family papers Of Robert Fulton
papers rich in new material concern
ing the life and work of this famous
man, who, as painter and inventor,
douhly challenges the attention of his
compatriots.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

Der OF other persons in that neighbor-
hood had been missing chickens, some,
losing as many as half u iozen.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

TO PREVENT THE GRIP
LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE removes
the cause To get the genuine, call for
fun name and look for signature of E. w.
GROVE CSC.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO 1uInine Tab
let's. Druggists refund money if it fails
to cure. E. W. GROVES signature is
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07
DO you GET UP
WITH A LAME BAcK7

Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.
Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure to know of the wonderful
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

SUBSCRIBE FoH The souRNAL.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

SUBSCRIBE FOR THE JOURNAL.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

address to DIR. Kil1uer
& Co., Binghan1ton,
N. Y. The regular
ffty-cent and one
L-441a-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

sold by all good druggists. Don't make
any mistake, but remember the name,
Swamp-Root, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
and the address, Binghamton. N. Y, on
every bottle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07
s13 as751

The treasurer had on deposit with
the American National Bank ON said
date S1S,9S7.51 to his credit as county
treasurer, to cover said amount.
All OF which is respectfully sub
mitted.
ERNEST AMOS,
State Auditor
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

.q. o.. .. look tell
--rooot, and how TO
I've kidney or bladder trou-
~neu writing mention reading this
generous offer in this paper and send your
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-01-07

Mail orders will have our careful
attention, but we cannot send
shoes on approval during this sale.
Also cash must accompany all or
ders. for if we charge, it will be at
regular prices.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-06-20

When you need to take something,
take It promptly for the stomach, but
take something you know Is reliable
something like Kodol for Dyspepsia,
and Indigestion. Kodol is pleasant to
take, It Is reliable and IL guaranteed
to give relief. 1t ID sold BY D. A.
Ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-06-20
HoosIck FALLS

Patrick Haley is spending two
weeks In Troy.
Danforth Geer Jr.. left Friday for
the Adirondacks.
Rev. Charles d. White has returned
from Glens Falls.
Thomas Fleming is spending a few
weeks In Fair Haven.
Guy II. Niles has been spending
few days In New York.
Walter Redfeld has taken posi-
ton at Dolgeville. N. Y.
Joseph Downit has gone to Lake
Cossayuna for the summer.
Mrs. 81. Eldred OF North Pownal
was recent guest OF her son Her
bert.
Miss Sarah Bosworth OF Bellevue
Florida, is spending the summer In
this vicinity.
The regular tests In the grades have
been held this week and the promot-
ions were distributed at nine o'clock
this morning.
The Hoosick Falls baseball team,
strengthened for the occasion, will
play ICY" Ferrys orphans at Pittsfield
next Saturday.
A son was born on June IL to DR..
and Mrs. Ellerton Rogers of Stevens
Point, Wis. Mrs Rogers will be re-
called as Miss Lufa Fisk. This birth
chronicles the arrival OF the second
son. whose name will be Charles o.
Rogers.
The Board of Education has appoint
ed Miss Helen H. Holley of Yonkers,
| n. Y, a graduate of Syracuse Univer-
sity, as teacher OF Latin and German
to succeed Miss Susanne B. Lent
who recently resigned after two years
successful teaching In those branches.
The following are among those who
will enter college next fall having
completed courses at the Hoosick
Falls high school: Homer G. White.
Syracuse University. Louis II. De-
Long Union University; Carolyn II.
Percy Wellesley; Lura M. Marsh,
| OmtlH tOiltSt.
State Normal School, Oneonta.
There was hot meeting of the Hoo
sick Falls Athletic association on
Thursday evening, held for the pur-
pose of discussing ways and means
for stronger nine to represent Hoo.
sick Falls. A new first baseman and
another good pitcher, with Hayden OF
East Arlington, will be secured. Pres.
ident Hughes appointed as baseball
advisory committee, James s. Scott
William Kirk, and w. A. Cahill.
The annual banquet OF the high
school alumni association will be held
on next Wednesday evening, June "a
at Woods opera house. The arrange.
ments are under the guidance of an
Executive committee, consisting of the
officers of the association. with Mrs
Emma l.. Milk as chairman. Mrs
Jessie p Byars Is chairman OF the
banquet committee. Supervisor vii
liam c. Jones has consented to pre-
side as POSTMASTER. The music Will
be furnished by Cusson's full orches
ira. These events are yearly looked
forward to with interest by the lucky
alumni and 1t is proposed to make
the 1908 event the best ever. The
committee is hard at work with that
end IN view.