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Mckinley to take the. stump for Bryan.
Well, Webb Davis now lives In Los
Angeles, and is back in the Republican
field, this time to stay, he declares.
File says Taft is going to win and he
is boosting him all he can.
- In Chicago the Business Mems Taft
and Sherman Club has been doing
strong work In the campaign. Two
of the organizers Of the club were for
iEner Democrats They are Franklin
:MAacVeagh, wholesale grocer, and
Frank n. Jones, secretary Of the
American Trust and Savings Bank.
5l7< Ansagonasna to Bryan In south.
:!,5A former mayor OF Birmingham,
Alaa spoke. to:;a correspondent for the
Baltimore AmeEIcan, az follows: II
can give yeu the, names Of 100 promt-
laent men IN this community who hope
for Bryan's defeat. They are not 60
lug about beating drums or proclaim
Ing their intentipns'' from the house-
tops, but They mean to vote the Repub-
Mean ticket: Il They are tired OF; sup
porting a candidate who has always
some fadyto offer that is fundamental
" wrong and Foolish"
: "a special correspondent OF the New
York Dyening Post, writing from At
1anta. Ca. says:s There Is every evt
dence on the surface now that the Re.
publican vote, in Georgia will be the
largest ever cast" ,..,s- - ..
i, Jerome Hill. a Tennessee capitalist
and cotton broker, well known in the
South, writes to the Chattanooga stal
Saying that he has abandoned Dem.
:ocracy and will vote for Taft. "A man
like myse1fgr'the declares, who was
. four years in Lees army and for forty
years Jeffersonian Democrat, fails to
$see In this modern mongrel Democracy
anything to appeal ito him as a patriot
Y*or for the best interests of himself OF
his people. From sea to sea this coun.
try is prosperous. The question Is
Z Shall we destroy this most healthy con
dition BY the election Of Mr.. Bryan
with his many theories and impractic
able suggestions?" He answers that he
will support Taft. he says there are
thousands Of former Confederates In
Tennessee who are with MIN.
{ William Weems, a lifelong Democrat
OF Frederick, Md, has announced that
he will not support Bryan at the cleo
ton. Bryan is too chimerica1 in hill
4 views for the chief executive of q grea1
nation, says Mr.. Weems,
= John r. Dorsey, of Baltimore, vice
president Of the William ID. Hooper
Son Company, manufacturers Of cottor
=, duck, is another of the many Baltimor,
Democrats who have come out warmly
for Taft. 20
Gen. Simon. Buckner, who ran will
Palmer on the gold Democratic pres
=, idential ticket, In an interview in~Balt.
h more, said sthats Bryan, was not a Demo
/. crat and that he intended to vote TO;
Taft. Bryan III. populist and ,
socialist" said the general
33s1ssz4!T hesez examples are only few. Of !,
countless number all oyer.the countr!
which could be enumerated Yet the.
serve sufficiently to show the popula:
state Of mind. s@,}' 81
20
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a 81. ryso si Ill il q {. aa.hs,t d

EgsHN
IL charged by 9 abog tors, abor'
SSunao delegat ten ana sed iteEss il direct
mage anf BeInocr party
I'M tlts arnblg guilty
that labor III singI etll out COR n1nnctive
relief they forget use of The inf
Junction ia protec ting union Labels d.
Heed they forge seq 5inHs
sion axcept iits use slye bnsinesa os.
property from uni inter erenea.
{ Htit sven there they ttllle truth
Hor NOT toll
sarferenca tina n eni etneti Htsis
scoarfs have been and afe feaa - M.
JON capita ta sssll ee boz IspsEsen
1
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n zun0s2an "a NeAs "a aassaa ntseEasioass u
{Jndge Taft az st. Louis, October 6. ii
zs the function 81 the next admins
ZION Id not 20 he spectacular iin the
enrichment of great ssta tntes ID wing down
new codes DC ffnorais, 81 asser ID new
latandard Of business Integr ritz. but its
work lies ins the daeta Is III Il furnisliings
,Insnsand mac inerg aid the hand soT7
the Naxscutiye ma kinE the snpersiss:
Ion ~ the tranaac iongs so lose, 80 care
gul, 10 constant that the busl mess men
engaged III mn i know prompt when
they are Ira AZ rassinag the line 81 law
sfnl business linai liolls ana be5
brought up stumbling whenever this oes
ours ana ma l,e prosecuted slhere The
viola tlons oSa ARE ut ana ae
fiant, and pronptl rest ed q ana
panal izetIl.
Devils Lake inter-ocean and Devils Lake free press. (Devils Lake, Ramsey County, N.D.) 1905-1909, 1908-10-30
8 SHIFTING i PINIoNS.
4Bryans ona 2 ] q Own ership To-day
s:Ss; and Two Years Ago, Il; n: b


M day MT. Bryan. In ex I,rt,ssing his
views Of government ownership 81 rail-
roads, said .s sSs 5st ,l:5S.
@s,s'.I do not desire goYernme mi owner
ship. hope ( that the "a breads viii
permit regula tioinl. NJ ia Il and ms
position only diner N that Taft,
has more It'll than A have IN thss wiz.
lngneas Of the raitroa de u 81 regs,,.
lated.
TWO YEARS teo, st,y 5Ssss:.Sss
sppon his return from hts sorl tour 4.
Bryan aaid on Aug l9O6 llls q
zspeeeh A eW u
have aIread reached the concl,F:
sion that rai Roads % rtake %. much
Sef the nature of 55Snionop TINT: illess
must utfimateI ib,econss public property
md bs managed nv public officials III
sehs Interests of the sssi, role community
sin.accord anea Hithl the we'll efaned The
org that phil Il oyyne rshiIss ss ne cessars
svhere cempeti ion ills,osih bic I
owner IN ana ationS ef The
ioeal linea by the sewers state GOV:
ernments a not only feasible but Il
snits Itself to the eond, tions aKiatsngs IL
che arioas stat ess '8ss 8SS
Devils Lake inter-ocean and Devils Lake free press. (Devils Lake, Ramsey County, N.D.) 1905-1909, 1908-10-30

Some os n ii newspapers
axaeoanige iIs,a wen enough to-
sbeasIIl alreasly pick out ssahinat on
for Presii slft, hut tina is
sonnet hing Ina resident Tafs Can sle
much aaslplssas
4
Devils Lake inter-ocean and Devils Lake free press. (Devils Lake, Ramsey County, N.D.) 1905-1909, 1908-10-30

TIThat ion 70 5f,f the cnn tituffon M
the state of North & DaEot ia amemded:
M, III "a read as oIIoyyss
U Section m ssT The III Drefne court SHAH
fon sfsf snf i've a ina inrf ~
whnr1h shall IA feceSsary Ia PORN & fy,,f,-
III rs up nronoi1fice al f0n INT oiIe Or
more ana pes Il, NJ jniirI1 fha
Fran, dav n dav a. Ia ~ dav 1rserfai
Sec ian HI g1of fI,s nenstifi,Sio.,'ns
ff,ai IN NInrff, ae 1nended
III read Al ilnws
Sec. v is 8s3 Minimum price Eof state
s5,as, iapd IVA ira M "a ~
FOR less ffiana ten aioi1 ara Sers acre: The
n,arch s;tr sliaii nav OnaI ftfi sof the
Rrfe III, II, m h d
s5rtIassE f MI ave
vearas i, I'M fsn nj fifth
m ifteem years an d fin I'M twenty
visa ID yvif HIN III AZ fle rate az not
Sssa H1eT 4
s!nfmallya i'll ADVANCE. All sales SHAH be
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!, NfsnfIMATTOIgs

y that the folloWing3is d complete list
IS nominations. congti utienal, amend
% submitted to a vote or the people,,
which have been certified to me under
1 Ne PROVISIONS, OF i: tapter a. Revised
be Voted for on aso Tu sas amen ne
bird (3rd) day OF November Inexf)
908 In each case the name SOf the Of
Ice appears flrst,s followed by the names
lame the party designation Isl given, in
lbbreviation. More particularly ex-
blamed as follows: !, X I.ts r. ,:.4la.> : q
i Rep. means Republican nominee. :,
DEM means Democratic nominee ~
i Soc. means Socialist nominee. a. -
Z Pro. means Prohibition nominee = LIZ @t
4 Ind: means Independ ence nominee.
I ! MI Rsssidsntsai Eiaesors.l : s.
2sS1 affss ehs ESP Rep, ~;
1 "a; Nichols. Rep; l@jjS,.% 4s:a> ~
81 oseph M Kelly, Dem. 80, III w..
John 9; Erred, Dem: &c, ?: e: ::
7 & s. tMGas iaSyy; Rem, g.. Z: .. !.
II. ii. Bjornstad, Soc. Ill., &; - = -. -.
j. %. Kulatad, Soc: ST$ t. - \
: A. 4. 81 Ii. fRslzts s, lpr Pro-, Ill.,. {:
4 n, A. Colby, Pro. - f.
John seyerson, Pro - !
FASnarleS M RterSon, Ind. 5s,-'.ets-. +
M, ]. Meyer, Ind, s'~5t%.' :s;sa. ~ )
/, ;aePrssensstives il oongross.
AISLE ~. Gronna, Rep. - 49,. A -
Tobias 5: Casey Dem. 4: q
2fs s; {nae9S ssp Rsn fndiv: =: 80
: S saass = Sc ns ssps - court.
J., Burleigh II: :Spal ding; Rep. r S,sag ~
A. G. .B b sa ago ;Iaaiy: =$
John Burke, Dem. S,>s :, - -.'
y l.. i. Dow Indiv. vi III
-. :. 49, Lieutenant Governor. y. r. 49,.
Lewis, Rep.:.s - ~:
.Va1donar Gram, Indy. - "
Alfred Blaisdell, Rep.
Joseph Mann, Dem. $3.50 49,
:. Odtn Stampro, Indy. ~, ii .2-@<, ,
:. Z state Auditor. =. = j i. ) ;,
2: Z. grightbill, Rep. -
q F; Brockhoff, Dem. &.%,
! g.: L.. Bickford, Rep. ~
K James b, Campbell DEM. s1.,;
i sa Ps9f 8 r 1aaay; instruction.
;, Walter 81 I; a,s St Rep: - III
A. p. Bowen, Indy: axs,.. ~, sffs ~. =:
Andrew Miller, Rep. s.1s'l' :: .'
ID. J. lO'Connsll, Dem.
" Arthur LeSueur; Indiv.a - !, -. j.,
conlnsssionsE O. INSURANCE.
: e. HI. Anheier, Dem. - !. -
Samuel Lane, Indy. ~ ~ -:
Commissioner Of Agriculture ana labor
4 John - Harvey. Dem. - - Il. T.: .
= cso@niiasioness:< Of Ra.,roads..s 55s
g; 2. n. Anderson, Rep. =" j.
VI. = +: n stS5Ssmfs1' Fer sm.
81. J. Mitchell, Dem. 'I-% * = = s*v-
Herb. Garruther:s. fndiy. n: =,
~ e, wv. Umbreft InlfV.sl; AZ Y 5y.., ~ ~
M. e.. .Wartenbe.- Iniliv. =.
District fudge Of ithe second DISTRICT.
d: John Is. Gowan,, Rep. - :. ~.
Michael ii, Rrenritan. Dem. CO. q
!. - state senator sist Diatr3os, No
-, Fred a. Baker, Rep. : 6 3" =
T b .p Meaax Rs@: .a,.s n,s.r,ot.
R 9osn 4 AnMas ansg!, :R RsP. s :.
TEed a. 4: r TlnfsynS5 Ben Ben, 3D..
Ed. Richardson, Dem. .. E D. :
8 E steyos oaiat Pen Raaisor. IS.
Raw ". sBice Rer. n ~. =. ~ n:
j. - - -; ~ Sheriff. ="
! ". HeBeiSosd. pen: !, !. :; s.
Gus Furst snasy R Resssatss % =.
{ = =, n =, ReKiaser 81 snasaa. H. i:
y M Al. Hoghang. Rep.1G,i,-- -:
r. Thorson. Rep. .: ss.
/ A. = hoo ssat gsh atsorney. :
p: G.spuell, Rep ! s4s 4. s.1 So. ~ :;
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01
Pretty Home Weddinu,

At the home of the brides parents,
MI and Mrs. John Weber, one mile
south of the city, yesterday evening,
was solemnized the marriage of Miss
Rosa Weber and Charles Neumeir. of
iowa, Rev. H. F. LANCE, of the Ger
man M. E. church, performing the
ceremony in the presence of about 80
invited guests. Following the wedding
those present enjoyed an excellen din
ner. Mr.. and Mrs. Neumeir expect to
leave in about week for their home,
in Iowa
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01
Red Men Entertain.

"A large number of members of the
improved Order of Red Men assembled
IN ODD Fellows temple yesterday
evening to participate in the banquet
and reception rendered Great Sachem
+. f. Barker, who was recently elect
ed to that position by the Great Coun-
Gil which met in Everett Those pres
ent were representatives from Choc-
taw tribe, No. SO, WaIla WaIla tribe,
NO, %, and Touchet tribe, No. 80. The
evening was enjoyably spent with
cards and other amusements. after
Which bounteous banquet was served
IN the banquet hall. Among those who
responded to toasts We're f. F. Barker.
A. r. Riggs and A. M. KincheIoe of
this city, and c. HI. O'NeiI of Prescott
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01
Entertained Pilgrim Society.

Mrs. E. E. Fall, 432 WASHINGTON
street entertained the Pilgrim socie-
ty OF the First Presbyterian church
yesterday afternoon at a social and
business session. About 80 members of
the organization were present and
spent most enjoyable afternoon. De-
llclous refreshments Were served at
the close of the entertainment
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01
get Acquaintedv Social

Inc Epworth League society of the
wilbur Memorial church will give a
get acquainted social at the parson-
age, 341 Newell street, tomorrow
evening. to which all young people re-
Gently Identified with the church are
cordially invited. An excellent litera
~ and musical program will be given,
ioiioWed by refreshments. The object
OF the gathering is to enable older
members of the church to become ac-
quainted with the new ones. and
everyone will be made to feel perfect
ly at home
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01
Shower for Mrs. Vincent

miscellaneous shower for Mrs
May Vincent, whose home was de-
stroyed by fire a short time ago. was
given yesterday evening at the home
OF Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Carter Smith. s47
Grove street. A large number of
friends were present and Mrs. Vincent
was the recipient of many useful and
appropriate articles. In the fire which
destroyed the Vincent home near the
cemetery, practically all of the house
hold effects were lost
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01
, IN SOCIAL CIRCLES
Church Social Tomorrow.

A church social will be given at the
parsonage of the Marvin NJ. f.
church tomorrow evening to give
members of the congregation an OPP
portunity to inspect the new building.
A special msical program has been
arranged for the occasion, and refresh
ments will be served
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01
Cheap Farm Lands.
$3.50.
SILK
UNDE RSKIRTS
S. IS.

In the famous Grangeville country
near Lewiston Idaho, now being opened
by two lines of railroad Pronounced by
] J Hill of the Great Northern railroad
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01
Skating Season Opens.

win the opening of the Pavilion
rink this evening, members of the,
cltys society circles will take I'M the
popular pastime, and the wbirl of
events of the fall and winter months
VIII De started. The opening this even
ing promises to be most enjoyable
event special music by the Concert
oand having been arranged for.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01

jessie Mosgrove, whose marriage will
be celebrated Wednesday, October H.
The rooms were tastefully decorated
In white, forming a most pleasing eff
feet.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01

to be the Garden of thei Pacific North
west" mild climate, fertile soil, produ-
cling heavy crops of grain, hay and fruit.
No irrigation. Write for circular.
A. F. PARKER,
Grengeville Idaho.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-10-01

In Honor Of Prospective Bride.
Mrs. c. G. Thompson, 309 East
Birch street, entertained company of
her lady friends at 1 o'clock luncheon
yesterday afternoon in honor Of Miss
The Washington herald., 1908-07-26
Average Length of LIE.

Prom Casse1's SATURDAY Journal
The man who lives til he is more than
a century old and the child who dies in
infancy are alike Included IN the Law OF
averages They balance each others
chances, as fl were
OF 10000 people living az the age OF 70.
only 1854 VIII live 10 the age OF q. only
S2.2S4 viii be living at %. only 4s viii be
living at IS. and only Gt 81 At % the
average man may take Il that be has IN
Ger . years 70 live; al 40. under Is years.
at 80, under q years, at %, under Il years
In each and all OF these cases how he
lives VIII determine whether he wiz have
a longer life or a shorter life, but the
average VIII infallibly work out within a
space OF ninety years
The Washington herald., 1908-07-26
Business Thrown Away.

Prom Leslies Weekly
Because the labor unions won't let a
skilled workman teach his trade 20 his
own son IS the reason the United States
lost the S5000l0l8 contract for ships for
the Brazilian navy We have the best
steel and iron in the world right here.
We have the timber which England must
Import. but because the labor unions have
pUt their restriction on the number Of
apprentices. skilled labor has become so
scarce IN the United states that il costs
80 Per cent more &c build a ship In Amer
lea than il does in Great Britain or Ger
many One apprentice 10 every four
skilled workmen is what the labor. unions
are pleased 20 allow IN the shipbuiIding
trades in some trades they do not allow
any apprentices unless the latter nav
large sums % the trade unions. Is II sur
prising that the ranks 0f American work
Een have become depleted- To This par-
nicious practice Of limiting and restrict
ing apprenticeship 7 attribute the loss OF
this great contract During this period OF
financial depression. & s50.000.060 contract
would have been a great boon 10 the
American mechanics
The Washington herald., 1908-07-26
stones.

From the worcester tiazet-e.
The farmer who threw sods at the bors
IN his trees found it needed a few stones
20 bring them down from their stealing
of fruit 10 beg the old mans pardon. The
fable teaches "a lesson % the people who
have been making protests against any
raising of freight rates. The contest OF
protest does not appear likely 70 bring
about tie desired results. and the people
Il fear OF rise IN rates begin 60 look %
more vigorous measures. Naturally. a
arst look FOR a new weapon IS On the di-
recticn Of The Interstate Commer@a Com
mission Office There Is conviction that
The Increase IN freight rates contemplated
By the Eastern railroads can be reached
BY the laws against pooling and illegal
Il these rocks can come 10
hand. some one IS likely TO throw them.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-26
The speed of the Ipdomft.bI.

The United Service Gazette. rejoicing
over the speed attainments OF the new
British battle ship IndomitabIe. which
was : knots Der hour OF the measured
mile and esis knots during continuous
stesmi1g. says
This IS fuH two knots better sea
speed c'an any OF our earlier arrored
cruisers nave yet attained. For an adrni-
raj 70 possess a powerfully armed cruiser
sQUadron Of this description. which can
either scout or lie in line and fight. IS for
him 10 hold q great advantage over an
enemy not so well furnished Being al
bie-gun ships, with superior speed % airy
battle ship OF cruiser afioat. will allow
the Invincibles. under ordinary circum-
stanCes. 70 either accept or reject battle.
and II they accept It, 20 fght at their ova
range, as they could not be outcIasse.
either IN gun power OF swtfrness n
changing positions 70 get the sun behind
the s'Ehts OF their guns. which in these
days IS considered the weather gauge
The Washington herald., 1908-07-26

I face the Democratic party was opposed
TO the nomination OF Cleveland and in
oluerent 70 the issue Of tariff reform
Mr. Clevelenc's own State was against
him. Most of the party leaders. who
nursed the sores Of old snubs and dis
courtesies, were against him. The Demo
cratic press OF the cities was against
him But Mr.. Whitney thought he de-
tected a current setting toward Mr.
Cleveland.
He observed that the country papers
printed a good many articles about him
and tariff reform: that Democrats who
mad not held ONCE and did not expect TO
were proud OF Mr.. Cleveland and anxious
10 show their respect for hin he began
to think that The emotions OF the peo-
pie" could be reached only through the
nomination Of Mr. Cleveland. And 80.
almost before he knew It. he found him
self leading Cleveland movement
Found Fun IN Game.
The details of the struggle that began
cheeriessly in the spring and ended vic
toriously IN the summer are well known.
The leader had TO ignore the wishes OF
Mr.. Clevelane's own State. had TO beat
half dozen 'favorlte sons on their own
ground. break cahals. influence public
opinion through the press. begune this
disafIected politician with his inimitahle
charm OF manner. influence that one BY
proving 70 him that he could only carry
his own state or county ticket by putting
Mr.. Cleveland AZ the head Of the national
ticket All these things he did. not be-
cause he liked 8Ir. Cleveland. OF because
he expectf anything from him, or would
take anything from him. OF would get
anything f he would take il. but be-
cause he wanted the fun Of fighting and
the glory OF winning.
he was nearly beaten on the very night
OF the nomination. He held a scant two
thirds Of the delegates. and many OF
them he held insecurely. He knew that
II the convention adjourned his majority
would cwindie the more the delegates re- /
nected on the argument which The New
! OK delegation was driving home-that Q
Ar- CleTelands own state didn't want I
him. His opponents moved an adjourn (
nent- and the weather vas on their side
Tor terrific thunderstorm broke over The
ran ''wigwanl-" The building rocked ir 4
The gale, the rain poured through the
7oof and the electric light globes crash 4
"a down or the heads Of the DELEGATES.
The wet and detected Democrats wanted .
10 60 20 their hotels, but Mr. Whitney
commanded his Heutenauts on the docr
10 hold them And just before d7vbreak
amid crashing thunder, lightning. rain.
ne oTatorr of Bourke Cochran. and gen
'ral prophecies Of disaster. EI-. Cleveland
Nas nominated The ueyEsb5ys were cry
ng the news of the victory as aIr WAIT
hey walked back 20 the RfcEalf-rr Hotel /
The Washington herald., 1908-07-26
The Matter Win kansas.

Fron the = Dorzd7 Repuh-icu-
Think Of g. The total Indebtedness o.
all the towns and cities. the I55 school
districts. and % townships in Butter Coun-
T. IS S2l5.050- The county has never issued
a bond 10 anybody since its equalization.
Just think CT IT, A county with 81. .807 0o5
taxable valuation and a total Indebtedness
Of $4,000. And Just think OF il. But few
Iar1ns n the county are Uortgag ged. And
Just think Of Il some more The state Is
practically out of debt. We have no mort
cages on our farms. our sch0olhouses are
all built and paid for The townships are
free from Indebtedness. while the county
has no outstanding obligations. The q 055
people Of this county have 100000 on de-
poslt IN their home banks Is there a
county anywhere that can make as good
a financial eEhfhitg
The Washington herald., 1908-07-26
THE MARRIED MAN.
Very Dangerous Unless His Wife Is
with Him.


with Him.
From the Atchison Globe.
Before man is married he is consid-
cred ft companion for sny woman. but
as soon as he is married he is thought
10 be dangerous. except when his wife IS
along with him. A man may travel the
world over. and come back all right. but
at home he is considered a savage. unless
his wife IS along to control him
Young women are allowed 20 spend a
great deal Of their time with unmarried
men, but II a married man walks along
the sidewalk the older members Of the
family rush out and bring the girls in.
The married men must have been guilty
Of some great wickedness in the past.
otherwise they would not be looked upon
with so much suspicion Innocent amuse-
ments are planned for all sorts OF people
except married men. Il Is generally be-
Heved that married men are so wicked
that they only enjoy swearing. drinking
whisky. and chewing plug tobacco
A great deal Is done by Young women
20 entertain unmarried men. but 4 mar
ried man. particularly II he has children.
IS wretch II he wants 10 be entertained
beyond allowing the children to climb
over him
Married women have their afternoon
parties. and enjoy themselves. but a mar
ried man is not trusted in the sacred pre-
cincrs Of his own home when there is
company; Il is feared that even his wife
may fail 20 keep him from acting up. and
possibly shooting some Of the guests.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-26
Tourist and Hish-priced Candles.

Fr1z Tit-Bits
4 tourist was shown 70 a room In a
hotel II Brussels, where he found twenty
candles stuck IN a chandelier. As II was
dark. the attendant lighted them al. but
the guest had been In continental hotels
before and made him put them out In
me6iately.
This was Of no avail. however n his
bill next day he found them charged
Twenty candles. 70 franCs~
The tourist thereupon went back 70 the
room and took out all the candles. wrap-
ped each one IN paper, and put them into
his pocket
When he was about 20 leave the housa
he found tie servants drawn I'd n two
lines In the hall. ten man servants on .ora
side. ten maidservants on the other. an
smiling and ready for the expected tip.
Then ne drew out his package and dis
tTiouted the candles. one TO each
Allow, me, monsieur" he said with a
bow; permit ne. uadsrnoiseIle. They
are very superior candles. I assure YOU.
I paid half franc apiece for them and
he left them all staring at the candles
IN their hands Ike so many altar boys