The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-11-29
DRIFTWooD

Below zero in Nevada yesterday. and Montgomery steeped in sunshine.
 Tennessee is getting to make Russia look like cheap piiser. Now that an agreement has been formed between the United States anu Japan to consult each other and act to- arising over a. peaceful commercial traf- fic in the Pacific waters, we'll go ahead 5. and get our laundry out this week. Here's to young Pu xi -NS ' For the chinks to kiss and hug Here's hoping that no one will ever 'ss Break has China mug. -. Texas had more divorces than any of the Southern States from the period or 1887 to 1906, according to the Census Bureau's satistics just of the press. for those red-heAded widows that The Post Is always -bragging about Did you ever notice how a small man aiways looks up. to q tall oHsF So many girls tell young single. men that they can cook, when if the truth were known 1t would tax their eulIp-i ary knowledge to start in to bolt water
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 .ifs--4.s Men in Montgomery haven't wsrn their oyercoats for so many days this winter that they, forget every now and a then and think 1t is spring. r. = =
 + =. A Boy can make more confusion and , disorder in a room in ten minutes than Aa woman can clean up after him in fsns : oayes,3 ft tT; F- Ssa-% t-;.ssfs What a pleasure not toelive in Woody Washington, where they. try to make. the Thanksgiving turkey stretch over till Christmas.
 Alabama, here we rest-- Everything that's geod and best. e5; Roses noddin' "Howdy do"' q. f st Cobalt skies O dreamy blue ., Shoats a fattenin' in the pen, "so long stranger. call ag'in% .. Sweet pertaters--goodness me Apple cider fiowin' free, ss#.s.ass= 7 "Ain't yer glad yoer Twin hsrss - Moclkin' birds a singin' sweet s, Pretty gals-oh, such a treat .s Golden pumpkins in th' patch +r E Walk right in an If tn latch. se, Alabama, here we rest Y Land O pIenty-land that's bIest. There is a certain 'lady' in St. L6tia in her nun. She oushn't to do it---Ips will make her nose red.
 Ir + z A prominent physician says that. tha- automobile Is good for, the digestion: Thanks awfully-now all of us, fnclIid- ing the wash lady and the cook. can cure our indigestion.
 John D. Rockefeller says he laughed when he made his first million dollars. According to this. as he has about $60U, 900 900 how many laughs would that. make? Answer up, children.
 Beyond the HTiIs of Dream. si Beyond the Hills of Dream today my
 fancy's roaming free. .a( In the land of Bright Tomorrows. in the
 land of Yet To Be, ..E And think that you are with me and
 we're strolling hand in hand Through the honey freighted hours in
 a sweet, Elysian Land.
 Oh, the Hills of Dream they becl1on and
 I want so much to go.
 Where the sweetest music's playing 10
 sweet voices soft and low t-~ In a world of love and beauty, where
 the Queen of it is ou, With your hair of golden sunshine, with
 your eyes of dreamy blue. There are mocking birds and roses.
 there are sweet magnolia blooms, There are tarns of mirrored moonlight,
 there are palm trees waving plumcs And everyone is good and-pure as little
 children are
 But above them all the face of you.
 seems like a guiding star. Oh. to feel your hand-clasp, see your
 eyes with old love gleam
 You dear one, who passed away,
 P. H.A