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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Make a strip In your preserving ket-
De from pounds OF sugar. When boil
ing well. Ndd 10 pounds OF chopped ap-
DE and SIX lemons sliced Let cook
until the fruit sinks Then remove
from the IRE and put into gallon jars
This win keep for year II the crust
which forms over the top as 1t cOols re-
mains unhroken-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Jpneau. Alaska. May ls.-toTty
,,''sn enlisted men and one officer lett
IT, ,s-o ga sunday morning for Fort
l rtY IT Seward Alaska. These
troops have been Stationed - i ss,,,,,,ss
for some time, owing 20 iaeor .lVe1 ~
n Is thought advisable to leave a. 3 lev }.
soldiers there. although the s'r'Ae i
thonght 10 have blown over.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

A story IS told Of a man who was
walking beside a railway lire with
friend who was very hard Of hearing.
A train was approaching. and as Il
rounded the curve the whistle gave one
Of those ear-destroying shrieks which
seem 70 pierce high heaven
smile broke over the deaf mans
face.
Man." said be. that's the first rob
IN I've heard this spring.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23
chiearo Employs Chinese Police.

Chicago. May ls.-Fos the first time
4, manT wears. the Chicago police de-
nartment has engaged Chinese detee-
.;ves 10 ala in preserving peace N
Chinatown. The result or the tria, OF
three Cinnamon Of numbering wesi.ey
chinese merchant has 80 eSereised tne
Chicaso Chinese that further warning
between the tongs is feared.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Mrs What do yoa -s1ppos.
you would do If you we're 70 meet the
fool killers
Her HHshand-Td tell him I was the
man he was looking for. all right have
just given orders to have that new adj
ton to the house torn down and built
again exactly a. you want IL
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23
Taking No Changes.

"Oh, the sorrow of itw sobbed the
fair maid. Last night l refused Mr..
Blank and this morning his body was
found in the river"
Poor fellowr' murmured her cir.
friend. 81 suppose he was afraid you
might change your mind"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Georgie-Auntie. what does irony
meant
Auntie-It means to say one thing
and mean the opposite. Ike calling a
rainy day a fine day.
Georgia think I understand you.
auntie Wouldn't this be irony: ~Aun-
tie. don't want a nice big piece Of
cakeF-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

In a country church one Sabbath,
rs the congregation were rising for the
irst hymn. an old lady entered the
.hurch at the same time. She held up
ler hand. exclaiming. Keep your
eats. Losh. re medina arise though
I'VE cnne tn-~-Tnnion Express
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Missouri marketed 1Oi, l55.65S dozens
Of eggs last year. for which was received
more than S16.OoO.OoO. Added to this
are the items Of live and dressed poultry
and feathers. making the comfortable sum
o. nearly S4e.000OOO for poultry pro
s..,. for the LAST wear
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

my dad kin lick your dad said the
dirty faced boy.
I don't know whether be kin or not"
said the new boy on the other side OF the
hack yard fence. 'but I'll bet my ua kin
outtsIk your'n.~-Chicago Tribune
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

particle Of impuy from the
this hfstean fresh and health Then
the healing discharge
and healthy flesh formed
s all blood
hes needed IN the and in add
build strengthen Of the system
Ulcers and medical advice desired furnished
free al SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Nan-This is Jacks latest picture.
Don't you think he looks better in profile
than in a front view?
Fan-Much better, dear. 1t doesn't
show his bald spot
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23
sdREs

merely because the flesh diseased at that PARTS
would
them Whenever ulcer refuses to heal readily the blood at
fluid filed with impurities and which are being
constantly discharged into the place feeding It with noxiou matter and
inhsng
facilitating spell Of sickness leaving disease
int
failed Again the
handed
posety the that the viii not heal shows
nothing
Old which
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

From Chicago the distance to Hong
hong is. via New YORK and SueI. 1872
miles: via San Francisea $500 miles
via New Orleans and Panama. lLs42
miles. and via rehuantepec 1870 miles.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23
Something TO AmusG Baby

A funny book In colors called Jingle RookD
sent FREE TO any mother sending name and ad-
dreas Of her baby and tops from two pound car
sara Of 20 Mule Team" Package Bo-ax, with 4c
n stamps Address Pacific Coast Borax Co. Oak
land, Cal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23
In IIis Element.

Greasy Grimes-You look as if you'd
managed to git in de swim somehow.
Tuffold Knutt-Yep; I'm a Fust Ward
foater now.-Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Ruifon wratz-What'd you do If you
wuz as rich as Rockefeller?
Greasy Grimes-rd build a marble pal
ace with sixty rooms in it, all lined with
gold leaf, an call it me bungalow.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Friend az wsddingl -Where are yoa
going 70 spend your honeymoon dearf
Blushing Bride-'Sh, You mustn't let
my husband hear you ask that question
Don't you know he's a beekespsrs
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Johnny. don't stuH yourself 50. II
Jon eat properly youu live long
-Nothin' in that. paw. I'd ruther eat
long an live properly
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23
Calling HI. Attention.

Mr.. Lingerlong-I had q queer adven-
ture this afternoon
Miss de Muir with a swift glance At
the clock You mean yesterday after
noon. presume.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Mrs De Style-I've been sending
Mary TO a fashionable academy. but
she doesn't seem 10 get on very well.
Uncle Jerry-Nos She's a pretty
bright girl.
Mrs De Style-Oh. she's bright and
very sensible but
Uncle Jerry-Ahl I guess that's It
She's too sensible 10 Be affected By it
Catholic Standard and Times
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23
Doesn't Eea.e Him.

THAT new preacher you have is a
pretty wide-awake young man, isn't her
yep. Keeps right on preachin' when
everybody else is asleep. Cleveland
Leader.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

cTTo 81 vsrus' Dance a-d AL Nervous Dtsrasas
I'll y reruanenfly cured b. Dr.. kline's Great
Serve Restorer. send for FREE a. trial bottle ard
treatise Dr. P Il Kii1e. Id. 81 Arch St. PHlA.F2
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

IEanfto rseonns-dS s s s oany Who are
n need Of Mood p.-ri-ie-. '11d especially As 4
remedy for SORES and obstin4fs Ulcers In1sTT
IA1azy leg haEiy CIT On TIE sharp edge Of
h1rrel. ard having &C abi-e Eoclsn stocking
TIE place vas bad-y 7oisoned from the dye A
great sore formed and for years no ors knows
what suffered With the place tried. Il
seemed to ne. everything had ever hard q.
hutI got no relief G1dI thcughf would have
to 20 through life WITH an a1gry, discAarZizg
sors on NJ leg. AZ last I Segaa tie Use Of
5 s 5. and Il vas but short tine Uni I saw
that the Place vas i=provtnZ- Ieonrinusd Il
u=tl Il removed al the poiso1 from ~ hlood
and -al5s a complete and permanent cure Of
the sore. JSO- Ellis
$50 Navy Street. Brooklyn. ny
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Mothers WIN find Mrs TInsiozSs Soothing
syrup the bssf remedy % use tor their CHI ldr y
Turing the estElng period
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-23

Every symptom suggests pollution
and disease-the discharge. the red,
angry looking flesh. the pain and in
1ammatiou, and the discolorstiOn Of
surrounding parts. all show that deep
Iown in the blood there are morbid
md dangerous forces at work, con-
,tantiy creating poisOus which may
in the end lead to Cancer. Local
Implications are valuable only for
heir cleansing and antissptic effects;
hey do not reach the blood. where
the real cause IS located. ard can
therefore have no real curative worth
). s. S. heals old sores by going down
% the fountain-head Of the trouble
and driving out the poisou-producing
FERNS and morbid matters which are
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Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20
EDWARDS-YOUNG.

Miss Mabel Edwards. daughter of
John II. Edwards, and granddaughter
OF Mrs. Belle Washington. was united
In matrimony this morning to Mr.. f.
u. Young Of Alamosa, at the home of
the brides grandmother, ABS Second
avenue. The bride was dressed In a
beautiful Alice blue silk, trimmed in
white lace. made by Madame Bird.
Prof. Yorke, Durango's well known
ana popular music instructor. played
the wedding march. Promptly at 8
O'CLOCK the music started and as the
doors swung open the groom and Mrs.
). H. Edwards, followed by the bride
ana her father. Little Julia Steger
was Hover girl. Mr.. George w. Wood.
en- acted as best man, and Miss Deette
Williams of Silverton as bridesmaid.
ihey marched to the center of the
room where Elder w. B. Farley spoke
the words that made them man and
wife. After the refreshments were
served. the happy couple departed on
their honeymoon for Colorado Springs.
Denver and Salt Lake City. They
VIII make their home In Alamosa
where Mr.. Young is employed on the
private car Of Superintendent Lee of
the ID. IL X. g. Railroad company.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20
THE FAMOUS BuRGLAR,zEp.

For some reason Harry Rachofsky
was unable to sleep after 2 O'Clock
this morning. Being restless he got
up and came down to the store about
1880. He opened the door leisurely,
noticing as he did SO that the light J
were out. When he came in and light
ed up Mr.. Rachofsky saw that the
goods had been disturbed and were
heaped up In piles. ready to be taken
away. Investigating. he found an open
window in the rear of the store. on
the ground floor, with a number of
clothing covers knotted together for
rope, by which the thieves had
evidently made their escape. They
made their entrance through coal
shed In the basement and thus into
the boiler room and up the stairway
which comes out about the center OF
the ground floor. AS they could not
well escape by the stairway In case
of detection the thieves carefully pre-.
pared for their escape by the window
Two of the large goods covers used
to protect the dry goods from dust
are missing and articles to the amount
of 5000 they took with them. These
consisted of rings, combs, silk hand
kercbiefs, waists. etc. Piles OF higl
priced goods, silks, fine waists, long
kid gloves, gentlemen's high-priced
gloves, perfumes and fine soap were
some OF the things collected. If these
had been carried off the loss would
have been $1,000. The thieves we're
very systematic in their work and
seemed to be well acquainted with the
store, for In every case the expensive
articles were selected.
Mr.. Rachofsky's appearance was GER
tainly timely. Had he been a little
later the burglars would probably have
gotten away with all their booty. Be-
tween 3 and o'clock this morning
two men were seen running down rne
track back Of the store, and about
10 O'Clock last night 1t Is reported
that three Italians came down from
the reservoir with something conceal
ed under their coats, but nothing def
mite Is known.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20

Some Democratic papers are saying
that most Of the negro vote In the
north and west In 1908 will 20 to
their party on account of the dis
missal Of the negro battalion at
Brownsville for alleged connection
with the disturbance in that place
two years ago. Booker T. Washing-
ton. who ought to know more about
the feeling of his race on this and
other issues than the Democratic pa
pers know 1t. takes the opposite view.
The negro vote will go to Mr.. Taft
because the negroes will realize in the
campaign that they have nothing to
expect from the Democratic party.
With the Democratic convention
made up in large part Of southern rep
resentatives of the Tillman-Varda
man type. 1t will be impossible for the
negro to get anything. II he is to get
anything he will have to look to the
Republican party, and he will natur.
ally vote the Republican ticket"
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20
THE mAson:vAnpERwElpE CASE.

To the unprejudiced person 1t is
hard to understand how any court
eau hold that Messrs. w. r. Mason and
Joseph vanderweide should be again
tried for an offsnse q jury of twelve
men pronounced them innocent. These
men were fairly tried and acquitted
and are entitled to the same rights
and privileges OF every free American
citizen. and because the government
is all powerful and backed by the
United States treasury is no reason
why they should be prosecuted. and
We confidently look for the indictment
being Quashed by Judge Lewis.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20

II the Colorado State bank officials
were given the proper aid by those
in position to do SO, every depositor
would be paid dollar for dollar before
the first OF January. Get In line for
securities that are absolutely gilt
edged to the extent Of 100000 and
the money Will be forthcoming to pay
the balance due depositors,
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20
FIRST PARTY CONVENTION.
Washington Cd. C.) Times.

washington ID. C.) Times.
1t was unquestionably the thought
of the constitution trainers that the
man who secured the second number
OF votes should be the vice president.
and not until after George Washington
had been elected twice did party or
ganization manifest itself sufficiently
to place vice presidential candidate
distinctly In the field. The first som
blance of a convention was the con-
ferences OF the federalist and Demo
cratic-Republican members OF congress
in 1900, resulting In the proposal re-
spectively of John Adams and Charles
Pinkney and of Thomas Jefferson and
Aaron Burr for tie presidential offices
by these two parties. When In 1872
John Langdon of New Hampshire was
nominated for vice president by the
Republicans In caucus in this city May
IL, he declined to run, and second
caucus was held June s, when Elbridge
Gerry was nominated and was after
Vaih CAVS'tt WIN Jaht'n Fihhi1oh- Al
the election OF 1924 four candidates
were presented. no party having
placed distinct nominations before the
country. Though Andrew Jackson
had the largest number Of votes in the
electoral college. no choice was sf.
fected and the election was thrown
into the house OF Representatives and
John Quincy Adams was elected presi-
dent and John G. Calhoun vice prsst
dent, he having received the majority
OF the electoral college for that Office
against the feld Of six candidates.
The next campaign political parties
showed the distinct alignment that
later led to the present custom Of
party conventions end nominationA
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20
WHERE SEXES ARE EQUAL.

Women are privileged 10 MAKE q
will when 1S years OF age In Wyoming,
Colorado, Utah and Idaho, and In these
states the wife and minor children are
entitled to homestead and certain
allowance out Of her. husbands estate
which has priority over ordinary
debts. Also in these states there is
equality OF inheritance for both sexes,
women having been instrumental in
making the laws OF these states.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20
FOR A SANE PRESIDENTIAL CAM.
PAlGN.

Just now all rational persons are
or ought to be. concerned In the
question Of making this weeks ma
tional holiday as sane as possible. Bui
those who shall survive the barbarous
!, celebrations" will find another "san
ity" problem confronting them-the
problem OF eliminating unnecessary
ane insincere violence of speech, o..
Afensive personalities and Wholesale
indictments from the national cam
paign of the summer and fall.
The Record Herald, in connection
with spontaneous Democratic tributes
tn Secretary Taft, suggested some
time ago that the political situation
this year favors a dignified and en-
hghtened campaign of discussion. The
comments on Mr. Cleveland's career,
ELECTED by the sudden death Of the
ex-president. obviously tend to en-
phasize that advice. Mr.. Cleveland as
chief magistrate had bitter and savage
detractors who refused to concede
tim any Intellectual or moral virtue
whatever. Today these very ruthless
critics are exuberant in their praise of
his slaracter and services. There is
not trace Of partisanship In the es-
Inmates of his life and personality.
1t is true that events and time a.,e
great teachers. and 1t is idle to ask
militant and earnest men to be as i'm.
partial and deliberate in their FIRST
thoughts as they often are In retro
spective judgments. Still, a great
deal OF campaign abuse and campaign
heat are artificial and gratuitous, and
little common sense and Justice will
go far.
The editor Of the Century, in the
current number of that magazine,
makes a plea for a campaign of light
and fact. He would have agreements
BY the rival managers. similar to coun.
ty agreements that are now familiar,
to dispense with spectacular OUTLAWS,
and he Is sure that "a word from each
OF the presidential candidates might
place the contest on a higher plane
tnan 1t has ever occupied and help us
to a more rational solution of public
questions" Incorporate and hypo.
critical abuse. he argues, only vul-
sarizes politics, befogs issues and
cotAises instead of educating the peo-
pie. We boast Of the value of our
campaigns as courses In economic and
political questions, and with ample
reason. Why not enhance this value
w discouraging all unworthy and OBJ
3scat eble featuresslsT Record-Herald.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20

It should be remembered that Bryan
is an ardent advocate of municipal
ownership Of railroads and SO declared
upon his return from his trip around
the world in his first speech In New
York city. This was Just trifle more
than the Democrats could stand for
and the Lincoln autocrat had to give
In and the platform ignores the sub
1ect. But this will not change Bryan's
attitude should he be given power.
The voters will see that he is not
entrusted to the task Of regulating
our affairs
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20

The News-Times names Mayor
Speer first in asking the people of Dem
yer to publicly honor those instrument
al in pulling of the Democratic gabfest
recently held in that city. BY the
time conventions are held Bob Speer
and Tom Patterson will be hobnobbing
and scheming who they can put up
to fool Colorado voters. Some OF our
readers may consider this impossible,
but II you think both Tom and Bob
are not capable Of getting together
to win you are nightly mistaken
And the Republicans who aided in
eIecting Speer last May will live to
regret 1t. They unwittingly placed
a power in the mayors hands which
he viii not hesitate to use In case the
combination comes about and Billy
0rsen viii shine - n Tie past,
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20

/. Bryan. not long ago. said the Demo
cratic party was not big enough for
him (Bryan) and Roger C. Sullivan
OF Illinois. He demanded the removal
Of Mr.. Sullivan as national committee
man. but we find Mr.. Sullivan con
tinued as committeeman and Bryan
bowling the knee. After the campaign
is over Sullivan will be ON top while
Bryan will forever be out of Demo
cratic politics.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20

About 1920 this afternoon Coroner
Lefurgey received a hurry-up call to
look after man who was reported 10
have committed suicide on the side
walk several doors below the Savoy
hotel. The doctor arrived In a few
minutes but too late to revive the man
who had swallowed large dose Of
carbolic acid. Owing to the lateness
OF the hour The Herald is able 10
obtain only meager particulars. His
name is Paul Halpaus and has beon
working at the smelter, working there
day before yesterday. Apparently he
Is middle aged man. He Is a mem
ber OF the Western Federation Of
Miners, having paid his last dues jnsI
a few days ago. and Coroner I4sfurge,
gave President Kent permission e
take charge Of the remains. The dead
man u said to have been IN Duraag.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20
tFrom Saturdays DaiIy.)


J. G. Bowman came up from Farm
ington last night.
%
T. p. Sanders and wife returned last
evening from Denver.
10
Joe Terry passed through from Den
yer on his way to Eureka last night.
o.
Mr. and Mrs. p. p. Webb of Ignacio
stayed over night In town and went
to Aztec this morning to visit friends
for week or two.
Mrs. Nancy Foster was In from
bayfield, country today proving up On
her homestead.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Ludwig were
In the city over night, returning home
this afternoon. ta
Chas. A. Johnson and son were re-
turning passengers from Denver on
last nights eastern.
Sheriff Clark returned last evening
from Pueblo where he took John Sic
bel, recently adjudged insane.
-o-
Mrs. j. M. Brown OF Mancos, who
has been visiting her aunt, Mrs. 8. G..
Kinsey at Hiwasse. Georgia, was an
arrival on last nights eastern, and
continued to Mancos today.
o.
G. L. Gobell, landseeker OF Lena,
Neb.. returned from a trip to Farm
ington last evening. He left for the
San Luis valley today.
-
Miss Emma Fankhauser left this
| morning over the Southern to visit
| for two or three weeks with friends
in Dolores. Rico and Telluride.
Mrs. J. M. Johnson, who has been
visiting Mrs. Ed Rossiter of this city
for couple Of weeks, returned tc
her home In Pennington today.
John Moss OF Pine river spent the
night in Durango. returning home this
afternoon. Reports conditions very
good and farmers moving along nice
ly.
Mrs. George Eoll and Mrs. G. w
Waters came down from Silvertou
this morning to spend few days
with Mrs. J. A. Gibbs and Mrs. o
Kern.
w. r. and H. Hlldebrand and H
Il. Ferguson. citizens of Aztec, wer,
arrivals from the sunny south las
evening. They will spend q few day
In town. ftlt f af
| -0
MIR. and Mrs. II. n. Toll were al
rivals from Denver last evening. The
went TO Mnncos today to visit Mn
Tolls mother. Mrs. William Roes
sler.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. N. Tudor, VIII
have been visiting Mr.. and Mrs. J.
Malone Of this city for q few day,
returned to their home In Denver thi
! morning.
James Caviness and wife Of MAI
cos returned 'ast evening from RoI
well. ". NJ. where they went to win
'up the affairs Of Ed Caviness. a younI
: or brother whc was shot BY fores
. ranger there.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-20

A Georgia Democratic paper re.
marks that southerners will not vote
for Taft but would regard his election
with confident complacence." A
party that talks in this strain has
neither chance nor desire to win.