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Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

In a big swim from the New York
Battery to coney island the other day
the women who participated seemed
TO have greater endurance than the
men. Woman is certainly getting into
the awlm with both feet.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24
LYDIA Z. PINIGHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

to conquer all female diseases.
Mrs. Norman r. Barndt, of Allen
town, Pa, writes:
ever since was sixteen years Of
age l had suffered from an organic de-
rangement and female weakness; in
consequence had dreadful headaches
and was extremely nervous. Ny physi-
clan said must go through an opera
tion to get well. A friend told mo
about Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and / took IL and wrote you
for advice, following your directions
carefully, and thanks TO you l am to-
day a well woman, and / am telling
all my friends Of my experience"
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24
Waiter sues Woman Tor S4,SOo.

~. I.ouis.-Leory Reynolds a waiter
aas brought suit for $4,000 damages
lgainst Mrs. Mary b. Morrell. A262
Westminster place. He was arrested
Iune 3. following the disappearance OF
Mrs. Morrell's purse In a cafe. She
accused him of falling to guard Il.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

Pennsylvania man finds q dollar
which he lost 81 years ago. And he's
probably feeling sore because IL he
had put II out at interest he would
now have four times as much.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

Blodgett w. Miller was
arrested in connection with tho killing
II Morris stagner ana Is now In jail
a. Benton. Mlller's preliminary ex.
animation will be held Monday. Sep.
.emher 20.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

Kentucky twins look alike. think
alike, act alike. talk alike, write alike,
and are duplicates through all the
rest of the list Hope they don't fall
in love with the same man.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displaeements, Inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
inS-down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness, Misrepresentation.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

New York is planning a theater to
be exclusively for the managers and
critics, the public being barred. The
public will agree enthusiastically that
in many cases this will all long-fslt
want
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

Mr.. Rockefeller says he is not near.
ly so rich as he IL popularity supposed
70 be. In other words, he does not
quite own the earth.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

The woman mountain climber was
lost just long enough to make a mag
aEine article salable.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

The colony OF Barbary apes on the
Rock OF Gibraltar is the only one OF
its kind in existence. and is being pro-
tected by the British government
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

A Pittsburg girl offers $3.50 for q
husband. Too much TO pay. You
can pick one up for S3.99 almost any
where.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

A Georgia woman claims to be the
original merry widow, though evil
dence is lacking that she is about
5000 years old.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

The smart set is not likely to take
up smuggling as a fad in view of re
cent Developments.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

Boston bank arms all employees and
insists on daily target practice. Yet
some people think Boston Is slow.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

Holland may decide to use some OF
its wooden shoes when II gets ready
Co spank Castro.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

This certainly does not seem to be
much OF a year for sultans.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

Preacher on vacation sends postal
card sermon to each parishloner every
week. Here comes the mail-order
church.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24
ONLY A cow.

Artist who has been bothered by
rustics breathing on him all the morn
ing)-My good fellow. assure you
that you can see the sketch with more
advantage from a little distance!
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24
swore on streets; Negro Is Fined.

Kansas City.-Louis Bush, u negro.
Sas before Judge Woodward. police
Judge in Argentine charged with
violating the Antiswearing law by
swearing on the streets. He pleaded
guilty.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-09-24

You won't tell your family doctor
the whole story about your private
illness you are too modest. You
need not be afraid to tell Mrs. Pink
ham, at Lynn, Mass, the things you
could not explain TO the doctor. Your
letter will be held in the strictest con-
fidence. From her vast correspond
ence with sick women during the
past thirty years she may have
gained the very knowledge that will
help your case. Such letters as the fol-
lowing, from grateful women, es-
tablish beyond q doubt the power of
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

While the farmer IL buying machin-
cry for the farm he should not forget
that the good housewives work may
be lightened by some up To date ma
chimes and conveniences. The old dash
churn should be relegated 10 the gar
rot 10 be kept ms relic OF the hard
ships OF the farmers wives Of the past.
The very best washing machine on the
market should be purchased. BY all
means water should be brought into
the kitchen. There are now many
ways 20 do this. any OF which VIII be
better than the old way of carrying
II In. A bathroom IL needed worse. u
possible. on the farm than In town
and the expense OF fltting one VT need
not be very great--w, ID. Zinn In Ma
tional stockman.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25
aran For Wnrk Horses.

Armitage, the author of several
works on horses, Including one bear
ing the suggestive title. How to Feed
the Horse, Avoid Disease aud Save
Money" says. Bran VIII be found on
analysis 10 contain from Ia TO Is per
cent OF azotlsed matter, equal In fact
90 barley and oats. In nutrition, how
ever, It is inferior TO cat straw. II Is
very indigestible, and In consequence
does not furnish It's beneficial ingredl-
ents to the system"
Every horseman OF experience knows
that It is impossible 20 have hard work
on bran and hay and that the horse so
fed is soft" sweats easily and pro
fusely and soon becomes fatigued. The
racing trainer and the hunting man
will have nothing TO do with bran as
food. National Stockman.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25
Farm Wisdom.

The wise farmer uses an account
book all the year. ~ f4t
This Is the time 10 get next years
feed supply ready.
Guesswork seldom pays. You can't
always guess right. -r~'-'<"A-
A poor pasture often makes unruly
fence breaking stock. SGsss an-
Clover In the 6fchaFd and pigs in the
clover Is about right .'-'s'~-ssss..sl..
Wood ashes are too valuable as fer
filters TO be thrown away.
The small furmer usually stands the
best chance OF winning
It's the closely FED pasture that Is
sure 10 be close another year
Sheep are great when II comes to put
ting fertility back into the soil.
q good 4pe fence VII preserve
friendly Meetings between neighbors.
The Size 81 the profit does pot 3seces-
sarily depend upon the size OF the farm.
Manure never contains a greater sup
ply OF plant food than when II is first
made.-Kimbai's Dairy Farmer
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

The most illustrIous Order OF ST
Patrick" dates only from 1888, says
London writer. when IL was founded
by George III. and is not to be com
pared In age with 'the most ancient
and most noble order a the Thistle"
which, dating from a remote antiquity
was revived by James III. In 1887. Tho
curious thing about the bands, or rib
bons, OF these two orders Is that St
Patrick's IL blue OF the hue that may
DO seen In tho tackles" or plumes, In
the bearsk!ns OF the Irish guards.
though II suggests the blue bells Of
Scotland, while the sash Of the thistle
IL a dark green. suggestive OF Erin's
verdant isle. On state ceremonies
these two orders are frequently con-
founded.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

surprising
Whitworth refused Napoleon Ills
offer OF $4,000 year for life 20 60 10
Paris and manufacture his cannon for.
the French army. but perhaps our war
Office was not so faddy then as now.
Some little time ago a new gun for
hill lighting was offered and was sent
out 10 India TO be tried. IL was drag
ged up steep hills, rushed down rocky
de1les. left for week at time In
mountain torrents-ln fact, submitted
10 all the tests which veteran officer
accustomed TO war with the hill tribes
could suggest
The report was satisfactory In every
respect. but a war office genius bland
iy asked II the gun had been dropped
down precipice. II had not
The war Office was Mortified and
amazed at the neglect OF 80 elementary
a test The gun was now dropped down
preciplce with the inevitable result
its Intervals were irremedlably dam
aged.
How was II possible, the war office
asked. 20 accept such n weapon7 And
the army OF India was left 10 potter
along with obsolete weapons because
this new arm would not stand impos-
sible tests.-London Sketch.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25
A Wrong DIAGNOSIS.

The small boy with the big bundle
OF papers was observed 70 be moisten-
ing some OF his stock In the street
fQIbtaln. sssTrssSs- -
"Ah, 10y ladi' said benevolent old
gentleman, 1T does me good to see
such an Illustration OF cleanliness"
What do yer mean, bossT asked
the boy as he stared up In wonder.
why, aren't you trying to wash
the mud spots OF the edge OF your
papersT
"No, boss; you are way OF. You
see. some OF desc papers is two weeks
old, an IL I dampen 'em up n bit peo-
Die win think they are just from do
press an never think of lookin' at do
date. Good graft old SPORT Say,
some day when am a captain OF In
dqstry I'll give you a job"
But the benevolent old gentleman
had fied.-Boston Post
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25
PuIliam, nrothsr ! Maan.t..

4 The Oshkosh (wis.) Baseball associa-
tion starts out its fourth season In the
Observation-Disclosures Baseball league with
better prospects than have ever pre-
vniied before. Complete organization
was effected recently j. NJ. PuIliam,
superintendent OF the Winnebago Trac.
tIon company. Is president OF the new
association and William Geiger is sec
retary-treasurer. Mr.. Pulliam Is a
brother OF the president of the National
league and has had experience in pro-
fessional ball and its management The
team will be managed by George Bulb
ser OF Rockford. Ill.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25
AWAY BELOW ZERO.
The Awful Cold That Comes With
Eighty Degrees OF Frost.

The Awful Cold That Comes With
Eighty Degrees OF Frost.
II Is difficult 10 form any conception
or the degree OF cold represented by 80
degrees OF frost that az times prevails
IN certain parts OF Russia. Sir Leopold
McClintock tells us how In ono OF his
arctic expeditions sailor was foolish
enough 10 do some outdoor work at
precisely this temperature. His hands
froze, and when he rushed into the
cabin and plunged one OF them into O
basin OF water 30 cold was the hand
that the water was instantly converted
into block OF ice. f NFt
At % degrees, DIR. Kane says, "the
mustnche and underlip form pendu-
ious beads or dangling ice. Put out
your tongue. and II instantly freezes to
this icy crusting. Your chin has a
trick OF freezing 20 your upper jaw by
the happy aid OF your beard. My eyes
have often been so glued as 20 show
that even a wink was unsafe"
During theatrical performance Civ
en- by the crew OF his ship AZ an inside
temperature OF 80 degrees ''the con-
densation was so excessive that we
could barely see the performers. Their
hands steamed When an excited Thes-
plan took or his coat II smoked Ike a
dish OF potatoes. Amy extra vehemence
OF delivery was accompanied by vol.
,umes OF moke."--Pearson' Weekly.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

Purses amounting 10 $4,000 Is what
Recreation Driving Park association
Will offer during the coming grand cir
suit race meeting at Kalamazoo. Mich.
There will be $4,000 trotting and a
5000 pacing ace. A purse OF 5000
win lie offered for a trctting and pac'
ing race each and purses Of S2'ooo for
another pace. Fixing the classes ana
arranging the purses II LEFT 20 secr'N
tary w III. Engleman. The entry iis'
WIN close on April o.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

depends upon betting to win 1t the sup.
port OF the public Spectacular betting
has become a thing of the past any
way and has no longer the approval OF
Legitimate racing interests. The sport
n a clean, wholesome one and worth
taking up for itself" lfi
Mr.. Madden said that nine horses
from his Washington stable were en-
tered In the English 1909 Derby. six In
the Oaks and four in the French Grand
PriI His son Edward, who is four.
teen years old, Will take out Jockeys
license and win do the light riding for
Ills father the coming season.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

Preparlna For churnina.

Before putting the cream into the
churn the churn should be scalded thor.
oughly with hot water and then rinsed
well with pure. cold water. This will
freshen the churn and viii oil the
pores OF the wood with water so that
the cream and butter win not stick
Let me say right here that we think
that the churn has great deal 10 do
with the appearance OF the butter. We
use an ordinary barrel churn because
II churns easily and quickly and there
IL no dasher or paddles inside 10 beat
and break the grain and make the but
ter look like lard with butter coloring
IN H.
All cream should be thoroughly
strained into the churn. This removes
the possibility OF white spccks in the
butter. which usually consist OF curt
or dried particles OF cream.
Butter should be churned until the
granules are about the size OF wheat
When larger than this. II Is more diff
cult TO remove the buttermilk and dis
tribute the salt--Mrs. Woolman Before
Indiana Dairy. Association.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

Riley. the Indiana farmer who bred
the Boone county white corn. was an
ordinary farmer. not a scientific exper-
imenter. Yet his variety Is grown ex-
tensively over dozen OF the great
corn states and has added thousands
upon thousands Of dollars 20 the valua-
don Of the corn crop Of the world.
Many Of the standard varieties OF our
ordinary crops have been bred by
farmers. and the time has come when
such service TO humanity will b. rec.
ognizod and rccorded In history as are
the noteworthy deeds OF other great
men IN othar fields Of human industry
IL ]. webter. Cornell University.
fUIEYyHONEYS1TAN
ourss oeldss Prevents ppsumonis
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

The 100000 pugilistic carnival
which Frank w. Smith OF Spokane
Wash, tried 70 pull OF last spring
may be attempted again next summer
or fall Smith says the big fund TO
be given In purses for the three or four
championship bouts is still available.
Smith hopes TO persuade Jim Jeffries
60, re-enter the ring 10 tight Jack John
pun for a purse of 10000 Falling In
that, Burns may be matched with the
negro. The other bouts would be be-
tween KetcheI and Papke, Cans and
Nelson and Mcfarland and Unhoiz.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

New York, but be refused 70 express
an opinion on the subject further than
% say hat betting was not vital q
horse racing.
Racing has become a popular sport
In America" he said "and has reached
degree 81 strength where IL no longer
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

Captain Richards OF the Yale swim
ming team has announced dates on
which the swimming and water polo
teams will oil an extensive western
trip during the Easter vacation. The
tsnm will leave New Haven, Conn, on
April n and will meet the following
teams IN order; New York Athletic CLUB
1confitionaD. Pittsburg Athletic club
Illinois Athletic club ia Chicago, Uni
yersity OF Illinois Mt Champaign, III
University OF Chicago and the Chicago
Athletic club at Chicago.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

Docs your wife make you explain
ell your actsT
Worse than that"
"worse than thatY'
Far worse; she doesn't permit me 90
explain therl"-H Houston Post
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

Carrnisa, a two-year-old thoroughbred
horse, recently won the third race NJ
DmeryvIlle, Cal. and broke the worlds
record for three and one-haif furlongss
she covered the distance IN ~ 10 see
onds. winning easily from Right Easy
and Inlu q. The record broken by Car
misa was a0ih. made by Judge Thomas
AZ Butte on July 4. 1902. Judge
Thomas, an aged horse, carried l34
pounds. whereas Carmisa had only a
light weight
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

Harry ]. Hut OF Grinnell college
iowa, whose sprinting last summer
placed him In the front rank OF the
short distance men. VIII be taken 10
the Olympic games In London next
summer whether he wins a place on
the American team or not Hun VIII
enter the tryouts In Chicago with the
team OF the Chicago Athletic club In
case he falls to show the necessary
speed TO secure a place on the team ne
has been assured by Fred w. Stone OF
the Chicago Athletic club That ne VIII
be taken as member OF their team
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

JasoD--There are three periods In
mans life when be does not under
stand a woman. Gnyson-And tbey
arsf Jasou-Betore be knows hse.
when ha knows her and aftmwsrdi
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

Columbia Alumnus-That woman ON
tho debate team II intolerable. You
wouldn't like 20 debate with a woman.
would your Cornell Alumnus-Got SO
I don't mind Il now. Been married
I've ycars.-New York Tribune.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

The worlds bowling record for two
men team was broken recently IN Gin
cfnnafi by J. Y. Chalmers and III. a.
KLINE Of Chicago, who scored total
Of 1.23A The best previous record Of
The American bowling congress Wa
lat.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

The other morning at tho breakfast
table three-year-old Jeanette was polk
Ing vigorously with her knife ut bis
cult
what are you trying 10 do. jean
nettef" demanded mother "Bo carefuls
you VIII cut your hand"
Said Jeanette. I'm trying TO UNI
loosen this biscuit: it's so tghtp-New
York Times.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

Bees Laxative Cough Syrup for young
and old is prompt relief for coughs,
Group, hoarseness and whooping cough.
Gently laxative. Guaranteed. Sold at
Rezin's Drug Store
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

W. n, Ward, OF Dyersburg~ Tenn.
writes: "This is 10 certify spat ! have
usosi Foley's Orino Daxativeqor chronic
constipation. and II has proven without
a doubt to be thorough wactical rem
edy for this trouble, ard it is with
pleasure offer my conscientious refer
snce. Sam Bridges.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

The function fof the kidneys is to
strain out the impurities Of the blood
which is constantly passing through
them. Foley's Kidney Remedy makes
the Kidneys healthy They will strain
out all waste matter from the blood
Take Foley's Kidney Remedy and il
will make you well. Sam Bridges
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

WAN hNNtNtFHIE NFNFEFssFFF -. = - -
All natitns are endeavoring 10 check
The ravages of consumption, the white
plague, that claims =, many victims
each year. Foleys Honey and Tar
cures coughs and colds perfectly and
You are in'no danger Of consumption.
DO not risk. your health by taking some
unknown preparation when Foley
Honey aud Tar IL safe and certain Ia
esutls Sam Bridges
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1908-07-25

Delay ID com menclne treatn ent for
xhight irregularity that could have been
cured quickly by Foley's Kidney Rem
sedy may result in serious kidney dis
ease. Foley's Kidney Remedy builds
up the worn out tissues..and strengthens
these organs Commence taking 1t to
day. Sam Bridges
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-03-20

MSbIIe Business Men and the etats
Prohlbitlon Law.
Mobile, Ala, March ia party
Of buHiness men, headed b. M. J.
McDermOtt. Of the Bank Of MObLle. ap
Deared before the beard of school com
missiOners Wednesday and asked them
to begin steps to make q test OF the
state prohibition law which goes into
effect on Ian. 1, 1909,
The board Win report back on the
matter at a later date. but II Is known
mat they Will make the test The
liquor license OF this county. amount.
ing to $4,000. goes 70 the school
fund
McDerniott Is the man who said
That Mobile should secede from the
state when tho law was passed.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-03-20
Marc Saved from Mob.

Winston Salem. N. c.. March 10
Fearing mob violence, Hardin Moore
negro who shot ana killed Williams
Christopher. n white man. at Pipe
Hall, Stokes county, Christmas day
was taken from Danbury jail Tuesday
night and brought here. The distance
30 miles. was made In a carriage A
mob gathered at Pine Hall and pro
ceodcd 10 Danbury TO take tho prison
or. but the sheriff had telephone In
struc,lons advising OF tho plans Of the
mob.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-03-20
DON'T Complain.

II your chest pains and you are un'
able TO sleep because Of cough, buy
bottle OF Billiards. Horehound Syrup
and you won't have any cough. Get
bottle now and that cough will not
last long, A cure for all pulmonary
diseases. Mrs. j, Galveston, Tex,
writes: Il cant say enough for Bal
lard's Horehound Syrup, The relief II
has given me Is all that Is necessary
for me 10 say Sold by w. N. John
ssHl
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-03-20

Former Jacksonville, fla, Hotel Man
Aftempto Suicide at Chicago.

Attempfo Suicios az CHiS@Bo'
Chicago. March 19.-George b.
Mcclure, who said he recently had
been manager OF the Park and DuVal
hotels, at Jacksonville, Fla, attempt
cd 10 kill himself by jumping down
an elevator SHAFT from the seventh
floor OF the Auditorium building. He
landed on an ascending car at the
fourth floor and was not injured seri-
tusly.
Mcclure admitted he had Jumped
down the shaft WITH suicidal intent.
MCGUIRE was tsAsn TO the Harrison
street police station where he acted
70 strangely that bis hands and feet
were strapped b q chair 10 prevent
him from trying again TO end HE
life by butinG bis head against the
walls of his cen
In explanation OF his dependency,
MCGUIRE said BE had been drinking
heavily for q year and his bibuIOus
habits had cauied him TO lose his good
position In Florida. Soon after he ar.
rived in Chicago, he became intox
icAted.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-03-20
Found Guilty Of Murder.

Knoxville. Tenn. March le.--Er
nest Wells. twenty.two years OF age,
who on the night OF Jan I OF tAis
year, shot and killed Policemen MIas
Wrenn and q. H. JRrnagin, was On
Tuesday found guilty Of murder In the
nr@t deetee Senleuca Was deferred .
pending action on a motion for .
new trial aud an appeal, Wells hill
I'd tho officers who were attempting "a
arrest him on y trivial charge