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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

FARM LANDS Farmers Attention. T"
If you are looking for bargain in farm
lands, here is your chance: offer for
sale and must be sold within 80 days,
one of the best go acre tracts in West
ern Wisconsin located in Dunn Co., Wis
consin. This is a fine tract all perfect
ly level, all highly improved and under
cultivation, 2 feet of black loan with a
clay subsoil, near good markets, cream
cries, Ry. stations, good roads to all
points, one nile of church and school;
telephone and X. f. d. connections;
good neighborhood, price $54 J per acre,
easy terms. !" Write H. C. Inenfeldt.
Menomonie, Wisconsin.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25
DIED

At Stouehton- March L. Mrs. Nan Conno-
tot-1f' ton. daughter II " tlArn Conner 81 Mound
Para. aged S. years. leavlnr tuo chi5dren nus
hand father ard other relatives. Remains were
bruanss a. \ iaia f1r iutsrmeng
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25
ELECTION NOTICE


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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

LosT-Black hound dog, speckled
breast, neck ard legs. Last heard of in
Pine Grove near Liberty Pole. Finder
will be rewarded. Hugh Allen, Viro-
qua, Route s.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25
Lost and Found

LosT-A small, brown fur scarf,
Monday evening, between the library
and the high school building. Finder
will please leave at this office.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

FoR SALE-Nine acres of land east
of creamery, with good house and barn.
Inquire of Ed Lind, the furnitur ;
dealer
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25
INFORMATION TO VOTERS

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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

WANTED Girl for general house
work, Inquire of Mrs. c. S. Slack.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

For SALE A good lot and seven room
house located in one of the finest resi-
dence districts of the city of Viroqua
Price very r asonable inquire or write
TO Capt. Fl. Conner. Hotel Fortney,
yiroqua. Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

WANTEp- Young men living in small
towns. 70 distribute advertising matter
No canvasSing. Good pay. Fred Leach,
Quinlan Bldg, Chicago.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25
Wanted

WANTED Girl for general housework.
Good wages, Inquire at the Fair Saw
ing store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

For SALE ON EASY TERMS Cottage
with all modern Improvements, rooms.
besides pantry and three large closets,
hot and cold water, good cistern, fur
mace or stove heat. Good barn goes
with property. A good hard coal heater
for sale at bargain if taken soon.
Inquire of John M. White.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

For SALE Early yellow dent seed
corn, seed oats, clover, timothy and
tobacco seed, also mixed feed (oats and
rye). .. II. johnson, De Soto.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

For SALE-A good dairy farm LAG
acres, three miles west of Westby. In
quire of &. Morrison, Westhy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

Special value in Ladies' suits.
$1,000 We have arranged to
make your visit to our suit and
cloak department worth wiiie
by offering a modified Prince
Chap suit in striped panama,
full plated skirt, at $1,000
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

For SALE Forty-fve head of fine
young ewes. Inquire of E. H. Officer,
Springville.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

FcR SALE-30 young brood Sows.
fifteen full blood Duroc Jerseys and
fifteen half bloods. viii farrow in
April and May. Also some young pigs,
will not be old enough TO wean before
April 18th. First farm one-half mile
east of Lindemanns' bank. For the
next six weeks you will find me at the
Viroqua cream cry digging cesspool.
A. L. Price
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25

One line of ladies' Patent Colt Bluch-
or OXfords. Plain toe. mat kid top.
Cuban heel. medium sole in ''C'' and
ID" widths. This is ole OF our new
est shoes and has the appearance and
viii give the wear Of any $500 oxford.
This wk. S2.25
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-03-25
Want AID. COLUMN
Insertions Under this Head 5 Cts
per Line. No AID. Taken for Less
Than IS Cents.

For Sale
For SALE-Several head of good
work horses; also farm for rent. In
quire of VIM. Webb.
FARM For SALE--192 acres. Adioin-
ing DR.. Christensen's farm on West
Prairie. About 140 acres improved,
balance pasture and good timber. Will
sell everything with farm. Terms, part
cash. balance on time to suit purchaser
at low rate of interest. Write, or call
on A. J. Bolstad. West Prairie.
For sALE-Good room house, good
cellar, cistern, city water with acre
rich garden. Price reasonable if taken
soon. Inquire of Robert j. Arnold at
Tibbit- Cameron office
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
THE ANDEAN WALL.
Crossing the Chilean cordillera la
Winter and In Summer.

Crossing the Chilean CordilIera la
Winter and In Summer
The wall of the Andes begins at the
Caribbean and runs al the way down
the western edge OF South America un-
til it trails off into the Antarctic like
Jagged dragons tail. 1t is very high
wall and a very wide one-sometimes
scores and sometimes hundreds Of
miles across-and except in few
places all but impassabl There Is
the Oroya railroad in central Peru, the
highest in the world. which will take
you from the drowsy tropical coast at
breakfast time and by early afternoon
set you Oh the roof of the divide, shiv-
ering and breathing fast $500 feet
above the sea. There is a railroad up
to Lake Titicaca from Mollendo, in
southern Peru, which crosses the
shoulder of the Andes at an altitude
about thousand feet lower, and there
is a railroad running down into Chile
and the coast from the Bolivian pla-
teau. The only railroad highway
which crosses the continent however
is that which climbs the Chilean noun
tains to the pass of Uspallata and runs
thence across the pampa to Buenas
Aires. Some day this will be through
line from sea to sea, and in a dozen or
more places tunnel gangs are nibbling
under the upper cordillera But now
it is open only during the summer. and
even then the fourteen kilometers over
the Cumbre, or summit of the pass,
must be made by stage. In winter no
attempt is made to cross, and from
Mendoza, in the Argentine foothills,
over to Los Andes, on the Chilean side.
about $50 miles, the road Is closed
The Andes in these parts rise to ap-
palling heights, the loftiest of which
is Aconcagua's $4,000 feet, and the pass
itself Is at not far from 13,O00-3, 5000
meters, to be exact During the winter
the months Of our northern summer
1t is buried in snow, the deadly tenn
poral is likely at any time to whirl
down on the traveller, and crossing the
cordillera Is as different thing from
crossing it in summer as crossing a
prairie carpeted with spring volets is
different from venturing into it during
blizzard. when man may lose his
way and freeze to death u furlOng
tries to cross after the LIST of June is
supposed to take his life in his hands
-Scribner's
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
The Iron Crown.

The iron crown of Lombardy. so
called from the narrow iron band with
in it supposed to have been beaten out
Of one Of the nails used at the cruel
flxion. was probably first worn by
Agiluph at his coronation in 591. The
historic crown after grazing the brows
of such sovereigns as Charlemagne,
Henry of Luxembourg, Frederick w.,
Charles V. and the great Napoleon was
in 1866 given up to Victor Emmanuel
and is now preserved with great care
at Mona, near Milan.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20

"N HESE is no subject In which the
average American takes more
interest than in the personality
of the presidents. Especially is
this true in presidential year The
chief magistrate is the symbol of ma
tlonal unity. He is the representative
OF every man, woman and child He
has one or more points of contact with
all citizens. Either the citizen belongs
to the same party with the nations
head, halls from the same state, has
heard presidential speech, has shaken
a presidential hand, has beheld presi-
dental form on the rear platform of
a disappearing train or in some way
has struck up an acquaintance that en-
ables him to call the occupant of the
White House Grover" Ben" "Bill'
or ''Teddy" and talk as though he had
known that parsonage Familiarity all
his life. No actual personal contact,
however, is necessary to produce this
degree Of intimacy. A few newspaper
stories and pictures are sufficient. Ev-
erybody reads of the president, every
body sees his picture everybody feels
that he himself would like to be either
the president OF the presidents wife,
and everybody feels that he had some
share in making the lucky man.
The president represents all Of us,
whatever his party or religion or the
color Of his whiskers. In his personal
ity he epitomizes the national life He
is placed before the world as the en-
bodiment of American ideals and aspi-
rations His achievements individually
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
Need and Needs.

Perhaps many persons have wonder
ed why we are taught to say He need
not do that" instead of He needs not
do that" as the singular pronoun. he.
requires under ordinary conditions the
singular form of the verb. The reason
is that in sentence of that kind. a
negative sentence. expressing require
ment or obligation. need" becomes an
auxiliary and takes no change of termi-
nation in the third person singular
This exception is laid down in the
chicago News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20

Cures permanently the cases he undertakes
and sends the 1ncurable home without taking
fee from them. This is why he continues his
visits year after year, while other doctors have
made few visits and stopped. DR.. Jones is
an eminently successful specialist in all chron-
1c diseases, proven by the many cures effected
In chronic cases which have bafled the skill of
other physicians. His hospital experience and
extensivespractice have made him so proficient
that he can name and locate a disease in few
minutes. -
Treats all durable cases of Catarrh and Lung
Diseases, Consumption in early stage, Stomach,
Liver, Kidneys and Bowels, Gravel, Rheu-
matisn, Paralysis, Neuralgia, Nervous, Heart,
Blood and Skin Diseases, Epilepsy, Goiter,
appendicitis, Rupture and Bright's Disease.
Diseases of Bladder and Female Organs.
Absorption treatment given for Cataract and
Granulated Eyelids.
Special attention given to all Surgical
cases, and all diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat.
Gross Eyes Strengthened without pain.
Glasses fitted and guaranteed.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
Record of Their Births.

People who dab5le in astrology will
be interested in knowing that only two
Of the presidents were born in the sum
mer months. There were eight born in
the autumn, seven in the winter and
eight in the spring. The record by
months is as follows
January, two, Fillmore and McKin-
ley; February, three, Washington, w
III. Harrison and Lincoln; March, four,
Madison, Jackson, Tyler and Cleve
land; April, four, Jefferson, Monroe,
Buchanan and Grant; May and June,
none; July, one, J. @. Adams; August,
one, B. Harrison; September, one, Tay-
lor; October, four, John Adams, Hayes,
Arthur and Roosevelt; November, three,
Polk, Pierce and Garfield; December,
two, Van Buren, and Johnson. I do
perhaps nothing at all-yet many peo-
pie find fascination in this sort of
thing. 1 myself confess to a mind
trivial enough to take interest in these
odds and ends. Emerson admitted that
he was a victim Of miscellany. Some
OF the rest of us are victims Of the odd
and curious. Even that is better than
taking ourselves too seriously.
OF the twenty-five presidents twenty
one were elected by the people, the
other four succeeding to the office from
the vice presidency. Only one, Roose-
welt, succeeded from the vice presi-
aency and was afterward elected in
his own right. He has also broken
some other precedents.
The average age of the presidents on
assuming the Office was fifty-four years
and nine months. The Oldest at the
time Of entering the White House was
William Henry Harrison, sixty Eight;
the youngest, Theodore Roosevelt, for
ty-three. The tendency in recent years
has been to lower the age. Though we
are increasing in longevity, the young
man Absalom is taking things into his
own hands.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
ExtraVaoance.

This is your little sister, Tommy"
said the father, showing him the baby
"You will love her dearly, will you
not?'
Eyes, of course" replied Tommy, in
specting the latest arrival, "but it'll
cost great deal to keep her, won't it ?''
81 presume so.''
eyes" said Tommy. with a long
drawn breath, "and when I asked you
the other day to buy me white rab-
bit you said you couldn't afford it,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
CobbIer's Dire Prophecy.

This recalls the fact that a German
cobbler many years ago predicted that
our twenty-ffth president would be
our last. After him something disa-
greeable would happen; do not re-
member exactly what Perhaps we
are all to become strenuous and show
our teeth. Anyway, according to this
prophecy, we are to have a general
smashup, of some sort. The cobbler
when not busy pegging on half soles
foretold several other things. I can
not remember just what they were,
but have been told that some Of them
surprising, as even the weather proph-
cts hit 1t occasionally.
Despite the fact that we are a peace
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
This Is a Fact.

"When man loves a girl in novel
he raves about her through forty chap
tiers. In real life he never mentions her
name"
whats the application?
Merely that realism in a love story
Is not possible" Louis Republic.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
Five Died In Office.

Only seven of the presidents held
office eight years Washington, Jeffer-
son, Madison, Monroe, Jackson, Grant
and Cleveland. Three have held office
more than four and less than eight
years Lincoln, Mckinley and Roose-
welt. Eight have served exactly four
years-the two Adamses, Van Buren,,
Polk. Pierce, Buchanan, Hayes and
BENJAMIN Harrison. Six have served
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
The White House
In 1908

belong to US collectively. Why should
we not be interested in him? He is
proper subject for our pride or cen
sure. We have right to dissect him,
to know if he shaves himself and if
he swears under his breath when the
razor pulls. We have a right to talk
about his family and to feel such con-
good Americans. We have adopted
him as the temporary head of the fam,
lily. He must expect us to discuss our
own household affairs
Yet how many can name all the
presidents IN their order and give the
salient features regarding each? The
list is not long, containing but little
more than a score Of names. Taken
altogether, it is a respectable collection
of personalities and in spots interest
ing. It is not remarkable for genius
perhaps, but is made up OF steady 60
ing, we'll balanced men of good hearts,
good heads and good souls Spiritual
~, morally and intellectually it will
compare most favorably with any
equal aggregation of kings or emperors
in the worlds history.
Mr.. Roosevelt is the twenty of
the line. Officially he is called the
twentysixth, but that is arrived at by
counting Grover Cleveland twice,
numerical pre-eminence to which he is
not entitled. This peculiar method of
numbering was not arrived at by
weight or because of the fact that
Cleveland was so different in his sec
ond term from what he had been in
his first, but is purely an arbitrary
counting due to the fact that an inter
val occurred between his two terms.
1t is not fair. If neither Washington
nor Lincoln can be counted twice,
Cleveland shall not be. Actually Theo-
dore Roosevelt is the twenty-ffth, not
H. lxx,1 49, l. !
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
Still Faithful.

Mile. Suzanne-Is that young tnan
still under the window? Maid-W ell.
mademoiselle, he's running around in
the snow to keep himself warm, but
he goes in the shape of heart all the
time.-Bon Vivant
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
Few Orators Among Them.

With the exception of Washington,
Taylor and Grant, all the presidents
have been speakers, though few Of
them could be classed as orators. It is
somewhat astonishing fact that, as
much given to Grating as we are reput-
ed to be, our Henrys, Websters and
Clays have failed to reach the White
House. Even Bryan has found diff
culties in that direction. The only
presidents who could really be classed
as orators at all were the Adamses,
Lincoln and Garfield. The rest who
talked at all were only common or
garden speakers.
Nearly all our chief executives have
been lawyers, yet they are all reputed
to have been nice men. Some charac-
tiers are of such good stock, are natu-
rally SO big of soul and are so devoted
to principle that it is impossible to
spoil them.
The presidents have been of all sorts
Of linear dimensions. Washington, JEFF
ferson, Monroe Jackson, Lincoln. Gar
field and some others were quite tall
Many Of them were Of imposing and
distinguished appearance, though none
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20

Going to law is losing a COW for the
sake of a cat.-Chinese Proverb.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20

A Practical View of II.
DO you think that dreamers are also
doers?"
They may be if they are also SON.
namhulists. = Baltimore American.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
I1!Hlll3 !l:;lIillR:lil1l3i&]

We desire at this time to thank
those of you who have already favored us
by selling your cream to our local agent,
and we trust that the treatment accorded
you has been of a sufficiently satisfactory
character to warrant a continuance of your
valued patronage, and to bring other new
customers to us.
Our agents are instructed to be
very careful in weighing and testing, and to
give each and every patron a fair and i'm
partial deal, ourselves included.
Our prices will be kept up at all
times to the very highest possible point con-
sistent with fair dealing, and further than
that, we will be quick to meet any and all
legitimate competition.
Some advantages of delivering
your cream to our local agency over shipping
it away are: you are dealing with an ac-
quaintance, you can see your testing and
weighing done, you learn the price before
you deliver, you can deliverpart full cans, and
at any time Of day, and any day in the week
except Sunday, you get your pay on the spot,
and your empty can right back; there is no
after-clap.
It S most desirable to us to have
cream test at least 3Og6. Cream at a lower
test is all the more liable to gettoo sour and
develop bad favors, also the cost of trans
portation on the pound of butter fat is I'M
necessarily increased on thinner cream.
The general opinion of the farm
ers selling cream seems to be, that there is
difference in our favor, in the amount of but
ter fat we pay them for, and the amount we
+Icto,, Il, fboc o+ L
difference, if any, is the other way. This
is natural when you consider that our agents
are disinterested parties SO far as the profits
of our business are concerned. All they are
interested in, is their commission per pound
Of butter fat. The more butter fat the more
commission, hence a tendency of the agent
to make the farmers satisfied by boosting
the test rather than to bear down on it. We,
however, for our own protection keep close
tab on his work and hold him in line the
best we can.
Something should be said about
quality. We require clean favored, and rea-
sonably fresh cream, otherwise the top price
will not be paid for it. We know our bust
ness we'll enough to make fine butter out of
tine cream, but we are not wise enough yet
to make good butter out of bad cream Get
one of our little booklets entitled "A Heart
to Heart Talk With Our Patrons" Our
agent has them and they are free
Please give us a trial. Yours
for square deal
DAIRY COMPANY, St. Paul
Leading Cream Buyers Of the Northwest.
HERMAN HELD,
Agent, New UIm, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20

No other medicine for woman's ills has any
such professional endorsement as DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription has received. in the UNI
qualified recommendation of each Of it's
several ingredients by scores Of leading medi-
cal men OF all the schools of practice. Is
such an endorsement not worthy of your
considerations
II II 4: n u.
A booklet of ingredients. with numerous
authoritative professional endorsements by the
leading medical authorities of this country.
will be mailed free to any one sending name
and address with request for same. Address
DR.. r. V. Pierce Buffalo. N. Y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
Theodore Roosevelt

was exactly fashion plate. Franklin
Pierce was probably the most hand
some man In the bunch He needed
something to distinguish him.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20


The makers OF DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription. for the cure Of weak. nervous, rum.
down, over-worked. debi1itated pain-racked
women. knowing this medicine to be made up
OF ingredients. every one of which has the
strongest possible Endorsement of the leading
and standard authorities of the several
schools of practice are perfectly willing. and
in fact. are only too glad to print, as they do.
the formula. or list Of Ingredients of which
it is composed. in plain English, on every
bottle-Wrapper.
n n Il. \. \.
The formula of DR.. Pierce's Favorite pre-
scription will bear the most critical examina-
ton OF medical experts for it contains no
alcohol, narcotics. harmful, or habit-forming
drugs and no agent enters into it that is not
highly recommended by the most advanced
and leading medical teachers and author
tiles OF their several schools Of practice.
These authorities recommend the ingredients
Of DT: PfeTces Favorite Prescrlption for the
cure OF exactly the same ailments for which
this worId-famed medicine Is advised.
nnrafx
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
Presidential Snapshots

Many OF the White House Winners Were of Distinguished Ap
pearance-A Majority Fought For Their Country, and
Nearly All Have Been LaWyers-spirtualy, Morally
and intellectually the Whole Body Compares
Most Favoraby With Any Equal Col
lection of Sovereign Rulers
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20

DO You TIsInk
FOR Yourself !?

Or. 40 you open your mouth like a youne
Pird and gulp down whatever food or medi-
cine max be offered your
IA n ~ a Il,
4fss-Sed>ere>an intelligent thinking woman.
In need ofSelfef from weakness, nervousness,
pain and suReGng. then 1t means much to
you that theraiA one tried and true honest
neQlclns- oE- KNOWN COMPOSITION. sold By
drngglsts for the cure Of woman's Ills.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-05-20
Piles, Fissure,
Fistula, Hydrocele

Guaranteed Cured Without the Knife or
Detention From Business.