davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-21

key. Bin said goodness no, he hadn't had a drop of rum on the premises siast a fortnight back. Seth then asked the Deacon what that was dripping from his coat tan, bIud7 The Deacon sduirmed around and said no it wasn't bud 1t was some medicine he got for his wife and he rsckoned he had went and broke the bottle, gosn-ram itI Seth then asked Bill what he kep in that box dt was the box which Bill had put the gal of rum back into) and Bill said he kep a pet snake in there. After Seth had ker them in agony for some time he riz tc his feet and said. Gents, 1t ain't nc use to lie to me. Bin Hepburn you are a rum seller and a undesirable citizen and I'm going to put the screws to you-you kin all three of you consider yourselfs under a rest. Might as well come along peaceable being as I don't wish to be vilent unless haft to-"
 What happened after that was awful. Bill hauled off and hit Seth a turrible belt alongside the head with his open palm. Seth turned complete summerset and fell all in a heap into a pile of wagon tires, where he laid unconshious. Bill was then scairt he had killed Seth. and went and lifted him up and drug him to the light. Soon as Seth opened his eyes, there was Bill right beside him with a tumDlerIul or uckeE ana satu Drink this, Seth--quick!' Seth he wal all dazed, and gulped down the ncker be- fore he realized what he had did. and by that time he didn't care. Bill asked Seth how he felt, and Seth said alright except his face ached him turrible. Btll then apologized to Seth. and Seth forgive hinl-seth also forgive the Deacon and Slime, who hadn't did nothing to him to be forgive for.
 Seth said that flicker tasted awful good, and he calkilated 1t had saved his life Bill then offered him another tumblerful which he swaliered on the spur of the moment. After Seth had drunk this. he soon become helpless. and about 10 ?. m Bill lugged him off home, left him at the front door knocked and then run. When Seth's wife found him in that condishion she was turrible shocked, and. while Seth was under the infooence, he told her all the pertieklers. and then forgive her too. Being a woman, Mrs DewberrS couldn't keep the secret. which she told to Jemima Perkins in confidence. Jemima told it to our wife in confidence. our wifi told 1t to us in confidence. and we tell it in the Bugle in confidence.
 The moral to this Is, that if you want to advertise. tell your wife in confidence
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-21


 goes to bed like he used to without feel-
 ing uncomfortable afterward. Miss Mary Ann Whittaere is having e
 new lawn dress made by Mss Phoebe
 Hilderbrand our fashionable dressmaker.
 It Id ruInored in some quarter that Miss
 Mary Ann is going to become married
 but there is probably nothing to it but rumor or Mary Ann would of been mar ried gre this--shs is going on 26 now. Miss Amelia Tucker our raining so- o,ety queen says that the summer soshiai fnnkshions in Bingville Is exceedingly dur. There ht not been many crokay
 narties. lawn. tates or strawberry fes- | tivals, as ushual. Why is this1 | Little Teenie Hanson'a cat give birth to a litter of four kittens last week. This was considerable of surprise to Teenie who thought kf along her cat was a tomcat, but sheV ainks now she
 was mistaken and will eh-nge his name from Tom to Sarah. The kittens are l doing we'll,
 If you have &. let us have t ana
 we will send you the Bugls for year, We need the money and you need the
 BuRie,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-21
Personals & Locals Mkt

The weather has been quite warmish of late.
 Gid smalley's wife warshea up all of Gid's wool socks last week and hung them out on-the line. There was turri- bie mess of them. Gid has so many socks that his wife don't haft to warsh them oftener than once a year.
 Cad Harvey is helping cy Hoskins bild stone fence on Cy's lower farm this builder to such a extent that Cad .lugged stones that two horses couldn't scarcely pull and wrenched his back so had that now he is laid up. Cy. gets more work outen his hired help than anybody in Bingville.
 We met with a disappointment recent. Hoke Peters told us that Lon Simpson desired to subscribe for the Bugle. We visited Lon and asked him if this was true. Lon said it was so and we told him how much 1t would be per annum. then Lon said that becuz person de- sired to do a thing they didn't always get to do 1t. did they? With that he walked of
 Yves woodruff while fishing over to Gootchic Pond last week Seen a mink. Yves says that If he could see as much game in the summer when he's fishin as he does in the winter when he's huntin, trappin would pay him first rate. Hod slocomb iS considering the advis- ability of putting up a weather vane on his house so he can tell which way the wind blows. Hold up a piece of string, Hod--it's cheaper.
 Subscribe for the Bugls before the weather gets hot and uncomfortable. Mel Sampson purchased a new pr o' suspenders at Hen Weatherby's store ast Satterday and Sunday put them or hia hast pants and gtrthed them up toC tight and went to church. Mel says he never put in sieh a uncomfortable tint in his fife, being as he couldn't ungirtf them in church and didn't like to gel up and go out so he jest worried through the sermon.
 ED slmpeon iE on the sick list. Et says he don't know what's como oveI him lately being as he can't eat pic and sawSidgea and doughnut before h'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-21
Awful ScaIt

Aunty Finder, while sprinkling her nas- tustiurns in her front yard tother morn- ing, suddenly seen a little green snake. Aunty was so scairt that she throwed the sprinkllng can through one or her front winders, smashing the slass ipto fragments, and screeched 70 Ioua l, .ha; she couId na heard all over town. Several neighbors rushed to her aid. but the snaEe had disappeared. Aunty probably Seairt the snaxe as bad as 1t scairt her.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08

The origin OF the neur.do.lls IA st,Y
an unsettled question. There are many
theorles, but no two OF them agree.
one makes the emblem originate with
Clovis l., andothor with Louis VII an.
other with one OF the German klnrs
OF the twelfth century and still AN.
other with the Romans. An that IA
u'nhltely settled is the fact that since
inc twelfth century the nour.de.lls has
been employed as the emblem OF
French royalty. The nature OF the
emblem Is also IN dispute. An old
tradition makes It the representation
OF the lily given by the angel 10
Clovis at his baptism Another theory
Is that II was adopted by Louis VII
In alluslon to his name, Louis Florus
New York American.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
ALDRICH To RETIRE
LEADER or SENATE WILL oJr
At END or TERM.
Angsred by Passing Of Party Rui
Upper House-Young Blood
Too Hard 20 Control is
His Complaint.

WashIngton.-sona Nelson W.
Aldrlch ~ Rhode Island is makiria ar
engagements 10 retire from publle llfe
AZ the expiration OF his present sm,
March 3. 1911
Tho declaration Is made that o. D.
responsible Tor this dotcrmlnntlor 30
viii be- 20 whom the time hxed lor
stepping on the stage arrives.
As q matter OF coldbloodod bet
Senator Aldsich ls preparing 10 ayo
up bis position because the prerssi
dD'IbouuyD body OF the earth liz ADS
becoming more and more nonpari an.
Mr. AIdICh was elected TO the an
o. ln 1881. and win have serve 30
years when ho rr'lros. accordlbf 90
hl7 present determination. In 'mi
Twelve years ago. IN 1896. Mr.. Aitich
became the tactical leader OF the en
ate when the Democrats were d-,en
from control and that body was nr
r1n.zod by the Republicans. Ifebr
came chairman OF tho committee on
rules. There was then comrra
lively small working malorltyI a
combination was arranged By vach
Senators Allison, Aldrlch. Hale. ntt
of Connecticut and Spooner TOOK en-.
tire control Of the senate. Later In
the entrance OF Hanna. he was irde
a member Of this little group. nd
the big six" WIS recognized as sso.
lutte and supreme. Step by step ~.
Aldrich was advanced until he BE-.
came chairman Of the finance comsIt
l'e' taking the place so long hobby
John sherman. Allison took su.re
charge Of all matters pertaining to b.
advancement OF public funds nd |
Aldrlch looked after an other leFta. |
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08

NJ hla patient" the pronchorsurgoon
cut on that leg 10 happened that
Mrs. honuor "a trained nurse. rolnr
from thD state OF Warrington tu her
home ln Cincinnati. was on tho train.
She mlulltrrol 90 McKtrlck who
I was takcu 10 the Missouri baptist
/ saniilr.um
MckltrIck. % stockman. of Brook
Held, Mo-, taking q carload OF cattle 90
this city, was riding in the cabooso
of freight train 80. ~ ON the bur.
llngion railroad Ncar Fort Wcllo.1n.
iainc. ~ milos north Of S. Louis. pas.
tongrr train No. 20 also bound south.
crashed into the freight. which was
running slowly. The locomotive.
which was badly damaged. smashed
the caboose. McKlitrlck was pinned
face down by tho engine. which sew.
cred most OF the muscles OF his leg
below the knee and-crushed tho bone
"boys, can't you fan back the steam a
lttlef' asked McKittrick OF the men
trying TO release him. A dozen took
on thoir bats aud Attempted To wass
"""f NV ffNhh VI hANhlus Just tnOn
Mrs. Rennor ran up with flask Of
whisky and pressed II to McKlttricss
lips. saying.
Drink some; i'm do you good:
brace YOU"
"Woll, lll try n little OF t." said
tho desperately injured man. hesltat.
lngly Thcn added: That's tho nrst
drop " the stun I've tasted for nvo
years"
The escaping steam Increased In
volume 30 that those helping McKit
trick could scarcely remain by him.
Then he gave his knife TO the Rev.
Mr. Allen The llgaments In McKit
tricks log remained intact: ugaments
hro tough. th1 knife was dun
Get an Ak said McKittrlck. faint.
~ Throw that knife away and get
an AK"
hut Rev. Mr. Allen succeeded In
cutting the llgaments. the brave SUI.
foror was carried into a passenger car.
Mrs. Rcnner made tourniquet out
of her veil and a stick and controlled
the hemorrhago, then gave Next,
trick morphine TO lull his pain: soon
he was resting easily,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
NOT MEANT FOR THE ACTOR.
New Jersey Pest Responsible, for En-.
thuslastie Applause

a certain theatrical troupe after a
ureary and unsuccessful tour. nnally
arrived IN a small New Jersey town
Inat night. though there was no Juror
or general uprising Of the audience
there was enough handclapping 10
arouse the troupe's detected splrita
ihe leading man stepped to the foot.
lights after the FIRST act and bowed
profoundly. SIN the clapplng con.
tinued.
When he went behind the scenes he
saw an Irish stage hand laughing
heartily. well. what do YOU tblnk
OF that?" asked the actor. throwing
out bis chest.
What d'yo mcan7" inquired the
Irishmau
Why. tho handclapplng out there.
was the reply.
"Handclapplng7"
Yes said the Thesplan. "they are
giving mo enough applause TO show
they appreciate mo"
ID yc call that applause?" injured
the old fellow. "Whol. thots not an.
plause. Thots the audience KILN
es."-Eyerybody's Magazine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
FRIENDS HELP.
81. Paul Park Incident.

After drinking coffee for breakfast
always felt languld and dun. having
no ambition to get TO my morning
duties. Then In about an hour or 80
a weak, nervous arrangement OF tho
heart and stomach would come over
me with such force | would frequently
have TO lie down,
AT other times I had severe head.
aches; stomach finally became NJ.
fectod and digestion so impaired that
| had serious chronic dyspepsia and
constipation. A lady. for many years
State President OF the W. c. T. L.,
told me she had been greatly benefited
by quitting coifee and using Postum
Food Coffee; she was troubled for
years with asthma She said II was
no cross TO quit coffee when she
found she could have as delicious an
article as Postum.
Another lady who had been trou.
bled with chronic dyspepsia for years.
found immediate relief ON coaslng COT.
fee and beginning Postum twice
day. She was wholly cured. Still
another friend told me that Postum
Food Cofiee was Godsend 20 her her
heart trouble having been relieved
after leaving on coffee and taking on
Postum.
80 many such cases came 10 my
notice that concluded coffee was
the cause OF my trouble and quit and
took up Postum. am more than
pleased 10 say that my days OF trouble
have disappeared. am well and
happy" There's n Reason" Read
"The Road 10 Wellyille," In pkgs.
ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
arc genuine, true, and full Of human
Interest.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
BUYING PAINT eLlNoLY.

Many people look upon paint buy.
ing as a lottery and so Il IL. tho way
they do H. II Is not necessarily so.
however Pure White Lead and lin.
seed oil are the osscntlai elements OF
good paint. Adultorants IN white lead
can be easily found by the use Of a
blowpipe. Authorizations In llnsccd oil
can be detected with a fair degree "
certainty. See that these two elements
are pure and properly put on and the
paint will stay put.
National Lead Company. Wood.
bridge. building New York City. will
send blowplpe outfit and lnstruc.
lions Tor testing both white lead and
linseed oil. on request.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
HEROINE PASSES
NIGHT OF TERROR
PRISONER m WAVE. WASHED
LIGHTHOUSE WATCHES AND
PRAYs FOR LOVED ONES.
LATTER STOLEN BY THE GALE
Voices Out Of the DARK Gave Her
Hops-Reportsr at Last Reaches
Her with News Of sonln.Law
sNd Daughters Safety.

stamford. Conn Shut up alone H
the big cylindrical lighthouse thai
rises 10 feet from "a ledge OF rock al
the mouth OF Stamford harlor. ta
warn mariners of tho trolchcr1ua
shoals and rocks all around. Mrs
Lop.sa Wo.ckman Kept the light Tor
two days q prey io fear Tor The safety
% hor only daughter aud her sUnIu.
law. John J. Cook. the lighthouse
keeper They disappeared one Thurs
day recently in "a launch. carried On
In tho gale against which she saw
them battling yalnIy
Watch the llsht. mother" woro tho
parting word Of her a0nInlaW And
watch the light she dld. Not until "a
reporter managed 10 reach the light
house In skIn the following satur
day. and assured Mrs Welckmau
that hor daughter was alive and safe
and her Honin.lnw too. dld she give
way 10 her feelings.
"Ach. Colt. that ls good" she OK.
claimed. MY prayers are answered
This ~ her story
You know my daughter Martha has
been 40. aud sent her away 10 visit
with friends on Thursday my sonin
law received word that she was home
sick and would come back that day.
Ito took the little launch 10 stamford.
" was In the forenoon when DO lpft
and an hour later "a ralo WIS blowing
iron tho northwest II must have
been $3.50 p M. when { law them com.
Ing ont in Tho little boat They ulcI
To laud here. but the launch got ON
rock
Then John Jumped out On water up
10 hia knees and showed the boat on .
Again be- tried 10 land. bat this time
tho launch WIS drifting on rock. no
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08

tive affairs The other members O.
the big six" were mere adluneis.
Aldrlch and Allison ruled the Re
publican majority with a rod OF iron
And then Hanna died. spooner retired
and Plat also passed away Aldrlch
Allison and Hale then became "the
blk three" Sull more rocently tho
great powers of Allison and Hale be-
Kan 10 be impaired by IN health and
age Aldrlch was LEFT IN absolute and
undlsputcd domination.
Each year the Republican majority
grew until now twothirds NJ the sen.
ato are mombcrs N that party Az the
majority grew the inclination to klel,
over the traces was more In evidences.
Every man wanted 10 be boss IN his
own rlght and continually lossened Az.
tention to the leadership Of Mr. Ala.
rich. The elimination OF this revolt
came with the financial measure on
which Mr.. Aldrlch was the author and
which was modified and changed and
made more drastic to suit the ynry.
Ing whlms OF those who refused 10
have their noses counted and vote
accordingly.
With this revolution Mr.. ABrleb
saw the handwriting on the wall md
decided TO abandon the struggl, FOR
supremacy
lie would gladly rellnquIsh hls post
ton now, before Il Is necessary novt
year 20 pilot revised tariff nm
through the senate and apnoase those
representing many conflicting ln,cr.
osts and sections but ne has mora
than two years yet 10 serve and d,ss
not care 20 run In the middle q, a
tight lie will wait until his term A.
pires. being fully aware that perb,n.
the last vestigo Of tactical control NAV
be wrested away from him In the vsry
next contest.
Since the Aldrich hin passed , ,,,.,
canvas has been made among Rsnnh
lican senators Tor the purpose n, as
pertaining II a combination IN 49,.
throw the 'bosslsm" of Mr. AId,,.,
can be formed. II Is proposed Ia Ma
20 or more Republican senator, ,n,e
a hard and fast agreement 10 Co..,
ate ON various matters Of nonpa,ti.,,
legislation. Acting with me M
Gratis, this number could eD,e, IN
kinds of radical or roiormatory -.
and send them on TO the house 5o' |1.
the most vigorous antasonism Of NJ
Aldrlch. "'''
II Il is found possible 10 porieet mi.
revolt within the Republican nal
and make It effective as worrin,,
force, the overthrow OF Senator 1 mt
rich will be accomplished long ~ gu
the time fixed for his retirement t.S.'.
public life. And with him WIN r ',op
ably pass an semblancc of dIsci p,oo
and leadership on the Republican ' ,,SS
OF the senate. '''s
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
BRIDE Baked AT THE ALTAR.
MASSACHUSETTS Girl Refused to Wed
Count and Denounced Him.

At St stanlslaus' church. FAN River.
Mass, Angela pawlow. daughter Of a
merchant absolutely refused 10 40 on
with the marriage ceremony that waa
10 unite her 20 nasyl MullaskI. who
says he f. a Polish count and tho
owner n an estate In Russia.
The marriage had been set for
eight o'clock The church was crowded
with friends and relatives. Tho bride.
groom had answered an exultant
Yes 10 tho usual question. and tho
bride. In a white silk wedding dress
with long veil and wedding bouauet.
seemed 10 smile az Father Bnsln
turned 10 hor and asked: "wnl thou
take unto theo this man TO be thy
lawfully welded husband?"
The bride dropped her hand from
the arm OF the bridegroom. She
turned and faced the crowded church
and answered loudly:
No; he has been unfaithful 10 mo
before marriage. l will not marry
him"
Then the girl ran down tho aisle 10
nor mother. The audience was dunn.
rounded. Before II really appreciated
what had happened the church ofilelals
had cleared the church.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08

Economy Is generalship In little
things. Some women by the magic OF
their habits can make a dime 20
further than others can make a dollar.
These have a sense Of fitness and nice
Arrangement They can contriyo 20 so
manage that they always seem TO DO
hourlshing. These are tho women who
make simple homes beautiful and
bright giving cuntontmont not found
IN those Of moro protontlous claims.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08

put out his oar 20 save the launch and
lost Il overheard Thcn ne gave Il up
Mother We cant land' he cried
Wen go back 90 shore aud come out
whom thia Is over You keep the light
going
"rho little boat drlitod on and prot.
" soon John got up power. Then he
seemed 10 drlft again. and I saw a
steamboat bear down ON him. The
launch was Just apeck when tho
steamboat came along. and whom II
passed | could see no more of John
ana my daughter tried 10 think
they were picked mp by tho steamboat,
but could not persuade myself they
were, The thought that came 10 me
was that they were run down aud
drowned.
y have known lot " sorrow. but
don't think ! over suffered so much as
that night I was powcrlcss 10 do any.
thing, even 10 get word ashore. An !
could do was watch pray ana hope !
llt the light ana took mp a position Al
the window In the tower. There
stayed an nlght long. going downstairs
only TO keep tho fires burning. sleep
! did not dream of. food dld not want.
Whom daybroak came aud NO I'D.
ings my anxiety increased. The day
went by and night came on again.
felt sure then that my children were
drowned Then. about sunset. some
one came out IN a launch. Il looked
like John and another man. They
could not come close 10 the lighthouse.
but they circled about aud went ashore
This was ray of hope, and again
az ten last night some one hailed the
light from tho darkness;
Are you an rlghtg' the voice cried
Tn from Sound Beach. and n Won
want assistance I'M bring &C. 1 said
wanted nothing but my son and dauph.
ter The voice did not answer az FIRST.
aud then as the boat disappeared Il
said' They've been picked up ON
Long Island heard no more. kent
awake as long as ! could. and when
my head began TO got numb ! got tho
alarm clock and set Il so that 1
would not sleep long. / had 10 keen a |
sharp watch on the lights 10 see thoy
did not flicker or burn out. ana then I
at midnight ! had 10 change lamus .
That l did not mint for ! am used .
TO f."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
PINNED UNDER ENGINE,
ORDERS LEG CUT OFF
VICTIM HANDS KNIFE TO PREACH.
Err AND WATCHES HIM
HACK At TENDoNs.

g. Louis A. McKIurlck lay I'M
der the wreck OF a locomotive after
collision tho other day. HIs
lon leg. crushed by the engines
weight was held immoyably. aralIIng
steam hIssoi around him Calmly.
Mckitihck took h.a knife from hts
trousers pocket and handing lt 10 one
OF the men who wore yaluly trying
60 oytr.oatc him. said.
Finish cutting on that leg of mine.
win you? ltll never De- any good now
and I don't want to uc horo and
die"
% was to Rev n G. Allcn. go years
old % preacher OF Grove city pa.
that Mcknuiok gave hs knife. and
with f0rtltudo almost equal to that
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
oninous.

The bookkeepcr." said the Junior
partner. has boon married nearly
four months now"
Well" demanded the senior mart.
ner. what Of that?"
why. he hasn't asked for an I'm.
crease In salary"
"Heayens' We must have his &C.
counts oxamlncd."-Cathollc STANDARD
and Times.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
NO MARRIAGE CELLS FoR HIM.


a polite little girl was dining one
day with her grandmother. Every.
thing at the table was unusually
dainty and unoxceptionable. but on
this occasion the little girl found a
hair In her Gsh.
Grandma" she said. sweotly, "wha,
kind OF fish IL thia7"
"Hallbut. my dear"
"oh." replied the child. Il Thought
gperhaps II was mermaid"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
Purpose.

DID you ever hear OF man who had
s'riyen all his life faithfully and singly
toward an object and In no measure
obtained ~ II man constantly as.
pres Is he not eleyated7 Did ever
man try herolsm. truth, sincerity
and md that there was no advantage
In lhem-that is was vain endeayor?
III. D. Thoreau
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
Curiosity

Mr. stubb-Yes. Maria. 20 years Is
supposed 10 elapso between the third
aHd fourth acts.
Mrs Stubbs-Do tell! Then wa
must certainly stay.
Mr. stubb-Ah. you are interested
in the play?
Mrs. stubb-Yes. want to see tho
change In the style OF hat the heroine
wears.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-05-08
New Evening Amu,smsn,.

Among other amusements at some
social gatherings Is a Cinderella com.
petition a pair Of embroidered Turk.
ism slippers being presented TO the
lady guest who 10 found TO be wear.
Ing the smallest shoe