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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-04-20
Geit ii6er 60 sxahren

fd)on fuuroe Mrs. WinsIotu's Sootb-
ing-5prup BON MiGionen bon Miit-
tern bein 3abnen Der &inber ange-
penoet. g9irit 9u inn S6lafe bur9
oas S6reien zines &inbes geitort,
oos i'm 3abnen lit itnb Dor S6mer5en
ipeint2 8enn 10, laiie iofort cine
SIai1e bon nWrs. @inslolp's Sootb-
ing-SDrup" bolen. Sein @ert lit
nnbe3abIbar. gs miro Dem fleinen
2eioenoen iofort 2inoer1ng peri6af-
fen. 8erlaBt eu6 oarauf Wiiitter,
es lit fein 3tpeifel oariiber. Gs beilt
9iarrboe, reguliert ben @eagen uto
oie geieren beieitigt @ino-8olif, er-
ipeidt ben @aunlen berbfnoert gnt.
5iinoitng unb ft6rft bas gan6e SD-
item. n@frs. @inslop's Sootbing
Sprup" fir 5dbnenoe ainoer 1T an
genebn i'm @ei6maf; oas ge5ept
itantmt BON einen Ser oeIten peibli-
den Ier5te in ben Ser. Staaten. gs
1T BEL alien 9rueeiiten in Der gon5en
@eIt 5u baben. Breis % Gents per
Tlaihe. &auft ni6ts anoeres als
Wrs. @insIop's Sootbing Sprllp."
@arantiert unter Der Sooo ano
Drugs glfte, 80. SUM 1906, Serial
ginrIner 1898.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-04-20
@abl ! Mn3etgett.
Sir Sheriff.

Die .Jreie greHe fir Eegas" 1T a,itos
riiiert, al15u5etgen, 6ab 8. 8. 2tnb >
+ 3 @anbibaf fiir bas Gmt eines Sberiffs
bon 8egar gourtb ift ltrlo iid ber @nts
f6ei6itng Der 6entotratifden Brimar&
tpablen llntertpirft.
SIZE nSreie BreiIe fir Seyas" lit alitos
rifiert. art5u5eieen, bab S ames @ e
gIosfeb &n1bibat fir baS Nn1t
beg Gberiffs bon gegar County 1T unb
fid ben benotratiiden Primdrtpahlen i'm
Suli untertpirft.
9ie rSreie grefie fir Eeras" iit
olitoriiiert, ar5n3eigen, bah @m $.
q 70 rtb 8anoibat fir bas glntt Ell
nes Sberiffs bon 8erar golu1tp lit nno
iieb Der @nti6eioung Der benlofratiI6en
8rimdrfpahlen ltnterfpirft.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-04-20
BRUCh..
gefamnter grtdbanoer=Grpert bier.
Seelep, Der benz ruiitid]en &aiier ein
grndbanb lieferte, nad) San sln=
tpnip bernfen.

). $. Seelep ans GbteagD itttb 3bila=
belbbia, ber befannte 8rnhbatber Gr=
pert, tit i'm Wtenger S5Dtel itnh tpirb BITE
ganse gSphe in ber Stabt blet6en. Serrn
Seelep's Gtablifienent ntnkte ppr etttt=
gen Sabren benz rmfiiid)en &atier ctit
8rndbans liefern.
Ser ,Spermatic Sbielb Srmk" mtrS
,bas @eitergeben irgerb eines 8rmdls io=
fprt anfbaltett itnb bic Seffnnng getpDbn=
lid im 5ebn Sagen fhltekem.
Denn 2emte, bic itd] fiir bte Sad]e it
tereiIieren, 8errn SeeleD tuGbrenb iet=
nes btefigen Mmfentbaltes bcfnhen, ip
tpirb ibnen has 8rtdbanb ge5eigt nnb,
tpenm fte es tupllen, atprDbiert tuerben,
pine bafs es ettuas fuitet. &
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-04-20
9as giidltiae erbalten.

uBor 8 Sabren fhien es, als batte
meine Stunoe geiblagelt," iagt Scr.
6. Sartbing BON Wfia Greet, Sno.
Serr. gMein 2eben bing nun nod
an einem Saoen. Wein Ipotbefer
enlpfab1 mir electric 8itters. 60
foufte i6 cine SlaI6e uno erbielt
mas i6 brau6te &raft. @inen SUB
i6on inn @rabe, bra6te mid electric
9itters mieoer auf ben 9anll1l1 I'M
ter @arantie perfauft bon @o. 9reiB
uno 81. Gobn & 60, @pothefer. 80
Gents.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-04-20
gen1ple puroe am Sonnto{

- Selnple ipuroe am Sonntag
ntorgen BON einem itarfen Stnrnl
perbltnoen NIT i6merem &egen beint=
qeiu6t. 9lnh in iener @egetto tit
piel 2a1to iiberi6mennlt uoroen nno
oer gilenbobnperfebr lit teilmeile utl=
terbro6en.
9lus 8rolpnpooo miro genel=
set, oaB oie gifenbabnperbinoune
na6 Often uno nod 9eoroen BIN IN
Solee bes @o6ipaliers eine 3eitlong
unterbrohen mar. Eecan gapou mar
iiber oie l1fer getreten, GROCER S6o=
oen tpuroe ouf Sen 6eloern ongerlb=
tet uno piel 8ieb lit ertrunfen. 9ie
2erte, oie IN oen geieoerungen
pobnen, muBten lire Sauier per-
lal1en, einige maren ge5pungen, iib
in Ole gdulne gu flii6ten uno bort
su bIeiben, Bis goote fame1t Inn iie
absnbole11.
sSn Sortontolpn itorb @uitap
8enih, elmer Der befannteiten See
pobner ser @egenb. gr tit 83 Sab
re alt getpor6en.
- &idter Stepbens, elmer Der
beifibenoen &idter oes gibil-Mppeaa=
tionsgeri9ts IN Sort @ortb lit bon
ieinem 9ln1t 5uriidgetreten ugb Ser
@oupernenr bat S. 90. BreBIer BON
Gon1an6e County 5u ieinem Nabfol=
ger ernonnt.> BreBler tit Elm ent-
l6ieoener 9(nbdnger 8ailepis.
9lus sSrieori1sburg miro ge=
meloet, es iei bort eine getpegllng
inn @ange, eine neutrality-suspicious.
aus einbeinliiben 2el1ten 5u biloen
i1nb Damn cine 2ofalbabn 5u bauen,
onrd Die Jrieoridsburg ani6lub an
an Die alronias 8aB gabn befonrmt.
- ssn Maribon fino Die @erf=
Der Seras & Goeific 8abn big gum
1. Wai gei6lolien.
Cine Oepelede aus Srieoribs-
burg meloet Der ShaOen ben Der
&agellblag in Der @egeno bort alr=
geri6tet babe, let nnr gerlng.
= Serbert &nor Snitb, Der &or-
porationsfo1nlniliar Ser 8unoesre=
gierung, miro nod uniern Staate
fonlmen Inn l1nteriudungen be5iig=
li6 6es angebliden u9umber Sruits"
an5uitellen.
SSn Slatonia lit Die neue ugreo-
merp" foebeu in getrieb geiett NOR
Ben. Sim eriten Gage lpuroen 265
Hfuno 9utter bergeitellt.
- Sonntae morgen Dor Cages
anbrud brnd in ben @eibaftsraumen
Ser Seros Telephone Gompanp gu
@aco ein Seuer aus, oas iid) i6nen
iiber oas gan5e @ebauoe perbreitete
S. 90. @oooe, elmer Der @ngelteaten,
fam ben illnsen gelepbon-Msaode
gu &iilfe uno Balf ibnen aus oent
brennenoen @aus beraus. Dabei
ipur6e er 1elbit bonn Gaub iiber=
mannt nnb eritidte. @ines Der
Mdb6en, ein Sri. @oroon, perrenfte
fib beim Serunterlpringen ben SUB.
Die anbern eittfatnen ade llnper=
Iebt.
81. g. Dper, Elm gerji6er-
rungsqeeut IN 9oulton, puroe bon
einenl, ibn llnbefannten Manne, in
ieiner Office iiberfaaen. Ser Mann
batte eine Mccioen5<8 <8erii6erung ba-
BEN ipollen; ndbreilo Dper Oos Sor-
mulor ousidrieb, perieste ibn Der
sremoe NIT einem Stiif 8leirobr
einen Sdlog iiber ben aopf Der i'm
befpuBtlos mobte. Sein Mngreifer
entflob oann. gaiemano ipeiB, per
ser Mann ipor uno mas i'm 5u Dem
@ngriff belpog.
sSn Der NGbe bon Mtlanta bot
man einen iungen 0eger on einem
gaum bdngeno gefunoen oeiien
Sanoe uno SiiBe gebunoen maren, Der
alio offenbar gelpn1t moroen par.
gs beiBt er iei ongeflagt eepelert,
einen perbreberil6en stngriff altf
elm fIeines giesermaoben gelna6t gu
baben. @ls Die 8ean1ten i'm berbaf-
ten lpollter,~ fonnten iie i'm nidt
finoen; ipater entoedten iie ieine
2eihe.
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9lus geeip 0orf miro qemeloel


9a lie gu Der lle6er8eugung eefon=
men paren, oaB @iaium SeSapnes,
tpel6er i'm letten Serbit in Semplteo,
8. S., ltarb, Elm beoelltenoes Serrno-
gen beiaB, ourhiu6ten Die Seita-
meltspoGitrefer fem @igentlun nno
bei6lonen enolid, oie Siitte ab5n-
reiBen, tporin er eemobnt batte. gead]=
Dem Elm Sell Ser Mouer abgetragen
mar, fanoen Die 9lrbeiter 5lpei
Side nit @elb, popon elmer $4,000
in @olo, Der anoere $4,000 in 8anf-
noten entbielt. @leib oorauf fam
BEN iie ganfbii6er, moraus berpor-
ging, oaB Sopnes Elm 8ernogen BON
$50, 900 beiaB.
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9(us Qonoon miro aen1e[bet,

glns 2onoon miro gemeloet,
alle gorbereitungen fir Die Geiie
oes Brin5en bon 8ales na6 CANADA
ieien pouenoet. Der 8rin5 miro am
23. Suli IN Quebec eiiltreffen nno
BORT pier5ebn Gage bleiber, Inn an
ben Seitlihfeiten 8ur sSeier oes bret
6unoertidbrigen sssltbilaunts ser
Stabt teil5unebmen. gr miro fei-
nen lpeiteren Srt belu6en als Que
bee.
Sn Der merifanii6en Staot
Wta5atlan Aat angeblidJ cine idlin=
me Solonten=Meeuterei itattgefunoen.
Die Weuterer iollen mebrere Eerlo=
men erf1or0et haben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-04-20
Tindst in Brooklyn cine De-
rronstraticn staff.
Triedensmission.
Husdsbnune dss Landbrieftra,
Qer-Dienstes duf Packste.
Pensacola rubig.
ScbauerIicbt Scbiesserei in
Warrsnsburs. mo.

ssn 8rooflDn fal1b am Sonn=
tag eine gegen oas Wetten auf ben
Nennpl1seir geridtete 8eriatnnlung
itott, in Der @ouperneur Sngbes eli
ne Meoe bielt uno Die iid gu elmer
grobortigen Den1onitration geitaltete.
Ghaoe nur, bob man nibt bern1ieo,
ibr ienen fr0nrmelnoen &arafter 81
geben, ben leioer bieraulanoe Die
meiiten acknowledgement trcgen.
Die 8eriannmIung fario unter ben
Muipiaien Der goung Wen's sGbriltian
MfIociation itatt II. peribieoene Hre=
bigger, oarunter geraoe FOLDER itrifte-
5ter Sbierpan5 fiibrten neben oem
@ouberneur oas Wort. Das lit febr
5u beoauern. Durh 0as iibernaBige
8erbortreten oieier glenente nirn
bas liberale 8ublifr1n bon oorneber~
elm abgeibredt iiflo in Solge oelien
perlduft in Seem gbrf uno anoern
qroBen St1oten rfan6e Heforn.be=
ipegung erfoIgIos, Die, ebenio ipie
oieie sesen Die &ennmetten geridtete,
boIlen grfoIg peroiente. 9ie Seute
baben eben gu piel alnglt nor oer
Muferberriddft; iie pifien, mas Die
be0eutet.
Mus @aibington miro genel-
Oct, Ser areu5er yMlbanp" meroe
niht besbalb pieoer nod Central
9lmerifa geidift, ipeil oie 3uitdnoe
bort feline 9lhipeienbeit perlangten,
ionoern neil er Die 9erren 8u6anan
un6 greel oortbin bringen ioae, Die
BON unlerer &egierurig ltno Der meri=
faniiden als ipe5ieIle 5rieoensge-
ianofen nod Central -9lmerifa ge-
5bidt iperoen.
Der General =Boitnleiiter enl-
pfieblt, oaB fiinftig nidt bios griefe,
ionoern aub Hafete bon ben 2ano-
brieftrGgern nllsgetragen mer0en. gr
i1t Der Mnfiht, onB oaour6 Dem
Defi5it in Der Eoitpernaltung Elm
gn6e genladt tperoen ipiiroe, audi
tpiiroe oiefe @usoebnung oes 2ano-
brieftraoer- Dienites ouf 8afete bon
groBem @ert fir Die Garmer uno
5ie MetoiI- -&oufleute fein.
O., a,e,,socofo esror;oo mn oer
Gtrabenbabnftreif ndbreno Der Der-
gangenen @ohe gu 5ablreiden &ube-
ftiir1tunpu npfiihrt hnttp frf1piut nip
Sra,n.,,a ,' sp;saer gaa heras;to1lt @ IT, -, 5o;,,
% a. aasfosr ,vseIsI ,,;aSor g'en q &C.
,,,,a SO % mooon ra,,fss, t os,'e H. MorS;t; cSs.
a"u ~ a.. Uasa'. Ma,,, .un.'a Dg,t ~ 81 a1,; ap;
nass. f:a. s,.t ~ tsa,x;s4 euo''''"' Vu' 0'' ~
''o'' 'o.'seI0''u
y. -. 3aiDes EN- luH9sl
I'o,,,' po'' usss'o9. osss 90 10 ,,ugos.z 3d. ~
len Sere. a:s ~ De' s.u's uu'' sas;at sSast'a ~
pn1s M ta',e ,So,,n zulu ,i p.ss De a',,
nuyn' n 'u m:ss mus.us oss;s; ao.so o. srsi
onss Ve. ,1 ~ y saI.; a's sas KUN g. mossa ,l
o;ere r hef;;rhtpten Or ipi niotIif
perr;;ft nennorneu G;p hpnofrih.
ton Sie Wphor6pn in porrensh,,ro
nno nls ser 2uo bort oufon. mors
tefen Der gtoStmorIdoa Simon unf
aipei 8oliaiiten ouf benz gabnbof, Inn
Sen iungen Saipes feit5unebmen
Raum erfannte biefer ieboh, mas
fie tpoIlten, als er feline Yiftole 5oe
un6 au fbieBen begann. Stabtmar.
}faa Hpan puroe lofort getotet, eir
apeiter SbuB itredte ben Boli5iiter
Hosbabon tot nieoer uno elm oritttel
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Sir Gpmntp =GIerf.

Sic .Sreie Yrefie fir Seras" lit alis
toriIiert, an5u5eigen, bas 9 / b / an 6.
$ a Iton 9anoibat fir ons glntt
6es gountbz zglerfs bon 8ernr GountD
iit 1tnb fi1 ben bemofratiiCben Brimdrs
tpa9len i'm sSuli uuteripirft
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
CATCHING DEVIL FISH.

There is no more thrilling sport
than harpooning the devil fish, the
giant ray Or .manta, which has its
home in the Gulf of Mexico. Some
of these fish, which arc very grew.
some to behold, measure from twelve
to eighteen feet and weigh more than
1900 pounds. 1t requires tremendous
skill to harpoon them, and infinite
tact to land them once they are
struck. 1t is not unusual for the fish
to run for three hours or more, and
they can tow ten-ton sloop.
The fish is willy and will often &C
to the bottom to rest, to prevent
which he has to be kept in constant
state of panic by hauling the tow il
close to him. At moment of weak
ening another harpoon and "a rifle
shot will despatch him.
During a recent run it was three
hours before the cable could be fast
ened to the boats windlass in order
to pull the devil fish under the bow
where another lily iron was secured
i'll him, and then followed a rush o.
extraordinary impetuosity. Follow.
ing this method, and only after there
were three harpoons in his back and 6
shark hook attached to one flipper
was it felt that he was secure. Hal.
an hour later his struggles Were
finally stilled by a lucky rifle shot ir
the head.
AS night came on the sharks begaI
to come in, and long after dark coult
be heard fighting over the stranded
carcass s.-Illustrated London News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
Some New "HOWlers."

An article on Examination HUI
NOR" in a periodical called Normal
Echoes contains some good "howl-
ers.'' They are none the less inter-
esting for coming from students in
training for teachers. A criticism OF
William Blake that 'as a child he
was precocious in poetry, but in later
years it developed into dogmatism,'
is a lesson in the art of being mar
ticulate, while the remark that the
works of the times were mostly Sa-
tyrs'' is quaint though obvious. The
translation Of 'caviare to the gener-
al" as they gave the best of fish to
the servant is worth thinking out,
and so is the note on Wordsworth
great line in the ode, 1.-The winds
come to me from the fields of sleep"
as found in Old Immortality, means
that the wind blew across the flow
ers." OF course there is bogglins
over proper names. There is moth
Ing, indeed, so good as the descrips
ton of Cromwell as "a man with
coarse features and having a large,
red nose with deep religious convlc-
tions beneath" or the case CT the
'Iapsed man" who, having by way of
exception attended church, admitted
to the rector's wife that he had ben
Gifted. for he had learned that Sodom
and Gomorrah were two cities, where
as he had always thought they were
man and wife.--Manchester Guard
ian. Il;
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
CHAPTER II,
Continued.

He, however, did not appear to no
uce her glance; he was looking at his
program. YES" he said, presently,
VI have had two with the Baroness;
should not be surprised if she dances
beautifully. There is something about
the way she holds herself which leads
one to think so.'
Il suppose she is very lovely said
Lena, smoothing her gloves.
''Yes, she Is a beautiful woman" re-
piled her mother, indifferently.
"Who is sheT" asked Mistley, quietly.
It was an innocent little question, in
nocently asked, but it received no re-
ply. Mrs. Wright shrugged her shoul-
ders and slipped her coffee. Lauranre
Lowe slowly raised his head, and his
solemn blue eyes rested inquiringly
upon the young sailors face. Lena
continued to smooth her gloves. The
question obviously possessed no inter-
est for any of them, except Mistley,
and his was only the passing thought
of young man upon the possible his
tory of q beautiful woman
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
He Knew the Judge.

A lawyer came into court drunk
when the Judge said to him: Sir
l am sorry to see you in situation
which is a disgrace to yourself ant
family and the profession to which
you belong"
This reproof elected the following
colloquy:
did your honor speak to me?"
''I did, sir. I said, sir, that in m!
opinion you disgraced yourself ant
family, the court and the profession
by your course of conduct"
MAY i-i-it please your Honor, :
have been an attorney in-in-in thii
c-c-court for fifteen years, and per
nit me to say, your Honor, that thiI
is the first correct opinion I eve
knew you to give. ."-Philadelphi'
Ledger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13

An amusing story comes from
Vienna. A certain Herr Boysenr
well-known young man about town,
was engaged to society belle whose
costumes were the envy and admira-
ton of Vienna's smartest set.
Gratified as Herr Boysen no doubt
was by his fiancee's ever charming
appearance, he grew curious as to
the cost of it. So he made inquiries,
and found that she was spending
$500 a year on dress alone.
A few days later he broke off the
engagement and married her dress
maker.-Home Chat.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
Million Candle Power.

.. A searchlight, invented by E. Cue
nod, is now being tested by the chief
officers of the French and German arm
les. The experiments in conjunction
with a twenty-four horse power motor
are said to have provided light Of
100000 candle power, rendering OBJ
iects six and a half miles distant dis
tinctly visible. 1t is anticipated that
the new trials, for which forty horse
bower motor will be used, will give
II 100000 candla power light.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
An Elastic Compliment.

Could anything exceed the polite
ness Of the Irish cabby? An old
lady called for cab and said to the
driver:
Help me to get in, my good man,
for I'm a very old lady, you see"
"Begorrah, ma a'am," was his reply,
mo matter what age ye are, ye don s
look it,"-Tit-Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13

The bedbug nas been found by two
late Investigators to be the most dan
gerous OF all blood sucking insects in
spreading disease-or, al any rate,
in disseminating plague. in its body
the germs live and multiply, retain
ing virulence for many days, while
the bedDug itself seems 10 suffer no
inconTenieIce.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
AND GET 1T OVER.

Mrs. Henpeck-'NT There's no use in
your trying to dispute what l say.
I'm determined to have the last
word
Mr.. Henpeck-'I am quite willing
you should, my dear, only do have it
soon. Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
MODERN METHODS.

"Why do you want to be Governor?
The salary is not large"
"No; but I can hire a man to run
the office for SO week, and Gov
ernor can earn big money On the
Chautauqua circuit. kansas City
Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
No Legislation Needed.

Foreign Visitor-"Mrs. Vidders
can a woman marry her deceased
husbands brother in this country?"
Mrs. Vidders-"Yes, she can II
she chooses, but she seldom does
She generally knows him too well.
Chicago Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
SELF-SACRIFICE CT CHINESE
CHILDREN.

One Of the teachers, Mrs. Chang,
had promised to take her little girl to
Pekin in vacation to visit her older
sister; one can imagine the child's
excitem an: ct the prospect CT her first
railroad Journey and first sight Of
wonderful Pekin. A few days before
vacation she came to her mother and
said: "If you will send the money
It would take Cor my railroad fare to
PaKin and back to thu famine suffer
ers I'll stay in the school and you go
alone" And the child chearfully
stayed two weeks with the school
cook and two Or three other children.
Surely tha: was an offering OF u
sweet smelling SAVIOR.
Thai reminds me o. little sacri-
fee On the part Of the school as a
whole. Sunday afternoon l had
spoken c. the famine, but did not in
any way suggas: that the girls con-
tribute. That evening a deputation
came to my study, saying that all the
girls would like to give up white -four
and mea: until vacation and send the
money saved to the famine sufferers
! The time was about three weeks, the
saving amounted TO S12 (MeXican) :,
and l sent tina. sum, increased by SIG
! from the teach ars.-G"ace Newton, in
Woman's WorE.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
POOR BUSINESS.

"The milliner, as usual. is six
weeks behind with my fall hat.
Serves you right" growled her
husband, the magnate. "You women
will deliberately place big construc-
ton order without a sign of penal
ty clause. Houston Chronicle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
STILL WORKING.

Bill-"Is that watch your father
gave you ten years ago still doing
good service?"
Jill-"Yes. l pawned it again to-
lay for the twentieth time. Lon
Ion Opinion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
COOKERY.

Bach-"Is your wife good cook?"
Newed-"Well, just between our
selves, I must confess that what she
calls floating island l always feel
like calling dismal swamp. KAN
sas City Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
OFTENER THE CASE.

Ibid you ever find quarter that
you didn't know you had?"
"Once or twice. But hundreds OF
times I have failed to find a quarter
that I thought I might have. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
HIS LAST ACT.

Powder Manufacturer - Fancy
old Bill, of all people, going into the
gunpowder shed with a lighted can
die. / should have thought that
would be the last thing he'd do"
Workman - Which, properly
akin, it were, sir. .''-Sketch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
THE RICH CULPRIT.

"I am sorry to inconvenience you,
said the policeman, "but your ma
chine was going forty miles an hour. !"
Don't apologize, replied Mr.
Goulderbilt. Always do your duty.
John, go right along with the officer
and be fined. ."-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
THE WAY OF 1T.

my daughter tells me the fash
ionable dentist she patronizes has
very successful dealings in real es-
tate"
"Yes, of course. He makes most
of his money dealing in ache-rs. =
Baltimore American.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
THOSE KIND PREDICTIONS.

The wedding was over.
Guests" announced an usher,
will kindly register their predictions
in this book"
What predictions?"
LAS to how long you'll give 'em te
stay married. Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
AN EVERYDAY SUIT.

THAT Gus is certainly a nifty
dresser. He has a suit Of clothes for
every day in the week.
"Why, he has the same suit on
every time see him!"
"Yep-that's the one. Cleveland
Leader.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
MEANT STARVATION.

"Here is a doctor who says you
mustn't eat when you're worried"
But suppose you're always wor-
lied for fear you amt goin' to get
anything to at?''-Cleveland P'"in
Dealer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13
HEADING HIM OFF.

THAT was pretty tall story the
! last speaker at the meeting was tell
ing"
Perhaps that was why the chair
man cut him short" Baltimore
American.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-11-13

Electric power for domestic AMI
mechanical purposes has become a.
most q necessity in Calcutta. and a
reduction in the cost would nave the
eGect OF largely increasing the con-
SUMPTION of the electric current.