The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-07-30
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Visitor Wei, 70 aid You,
Fra Hoy--l'm gong y sud
FfrBeh lhis Summer. Second Boy
Wen, | cAh speak iwo languages now
flni Boy What are iheyf Seeon'
boy English aud Baseball.
What d,d that man say when ~
told him you had seeu a sca serpent
His conversation became suddenly
irrelevant lie began 10 talk about
local option snd prohibition.
~Wss s,aged' exclaimed Miss la
Ger. Wen. should say My bear
simply sank down into my boots, I'm
possible, rptoftcd her candid friend,
Il eoaldn't possibly Get past your waisi
Miss DE Young Stella tells me sh,
has 81 engagemcn, for every night
next weckf Miss DE playnel don't
think that il RICH, when there are 80
many girls thai cant got engaged n
al.
= My physician Is avery inconsistent
man. said the hsa, sufferer. In what
wayf lie advised me 10 keep perfectly
qnie. and avoid Nil excitement and then
Invited me 10 60 with him 10 the base
ball game.
~ understand that your great-great'
grandfather bcugh, this place for a
song. Yes, answered Farmer Corn
iessel, an that's Why the family has
been terribly preindiced against music
ever since.
He certainly has good disposition,
The last time Jaw him be- was look
log Tor work, and be didn't seem the
least bil unhappy No, That's where
he's hsppiesi, because when he's look
ing for work be hasn't any 10 do.
Why don't you 70 10 work instead
81 begging aud boozingi will, boss,
A. soon as there's M openin ia my
trade. An | ain't got long 10 wait
now, nuiher. What Il yonr trade. I'm
y track walker for aeroplane lines.
Wright ficld--l hear our national
game Ii becoming all the 20 in Eng
land. Rankerson Hazards--in Englandf
Ny dear man, don't you know that
golf was popular in England long be-
fore il became our national gamef
-McBluii tells me be has gone into
the automobile business, SAID Dudley.
Yes. replied Wise. And be says that
not one ~ hiss machines has ever been
known 10 break down on the road.
That's true; he hasn't sold any yet.
Bot. erred Miss Woodby indignant.
ly, since declare 10 you that the Joke
is original with me. isn't il impndent
Of you TO doubt IN Not At all, replied
Mr.. Chesterfield, should be still more
impudent and ungallhnt 10 believe you
ihat old.
--IIykcr That fellow Jiggsmiih Is
an able linancier. Pyker-'
Why do you think sol Hyker-Not
long ago be married Pennies or
phan, aud week later he got her q
position that yields him an income OF
800 a month.
DO yon know, said Cholly, ! never
bad played game u golf IN my life,
aud when asked the old Scolehman
what was the first thing for me to do
be- looked al me just like this and said,
"Eoot. monlp Then what did you dos
~ booted, OF cours."
Did yon write TO papa, 6eorge'
Asking for your hand' Of course.
Yes, wrote, That's strange. sup
posed papa would be terribly angry
ion know he docn'i like you. Yes,
know. But | fixed il ali right ii
didn't sign The letter.
II can pro.Jise yon thai II you take
service with me you will be treated as
one Of the family. That's what the
lady III the last place told me. ma am,
an Lost twenty-five pounds an me
temper an seven pocket handkerchiefs
Ia The fourteen weeks lived there,
na'am,
City Niece Why, uncle, I'm sur
prised 10 sse yoa wearing such rusty
ooking hal when you come 10 town.
Uncle Reuben It's the hat ! alters
year tew home. City Niece Yes, but
hats different Everybody knows you
here. Uncle Reuben Wall, nobody
ont know me here, so ami worry
b by grnss'
The editor 81 an agricultural paper
rax grumblDg abonl a puxHling qnes
ION he had received from city man
Tho bad recently removed 10 the eoiin.
~, The inquiry was this, "Will yon
inily tell me boa long cows should
q milkedf" The Office boy. passing
ear. heard bis superior repeating the
Question aloud. Scasc me, boss. be
AID, 'hul Wy don, yer tell him ies'
9 ssme's shurt cowsf"
A certain Kentucky justice of the
aAce was called upon 10 marry run
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