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The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-03-10
DONE BY TRYING.

Nobody can tell what he can
do till ne tries. When a thing
ought to be done the modern
spirit moves Us TO keep working
away at it until it is done. In
the face OF this idea the 'impos-
sible" vanishes. Where there's
viii, there's a way. "If We
could but rob cod liver oil Of
its sickening taste and smell and
then combine it with two or
three other ingredients We should
possess the best remedy in the
world for certain diseases that
are nov practically incurable
So said q famous English physi-
clan twenty-five years ago. But
It viii never be done" ke added.
"You can no more turn Goa liT-
er oil into a palatable medicine,
than ron can turn the C0lhsh
itself into a Bird Of Paradise
Yet he lived 10 admit that i1
wAMPoLE's PREPARATION
the Impossible had been se-
eomplished. u is paiatabs as
honey and contains al the 20
iritive and curative properties Of
Pure Cod Liver OIL ertra-te1
by ne from fresh cod livers. o1m-
bined With the Comp0ani sFrup
of Hvpophcsphites, Extrsc cf
Nait and Wild Cherrr This
remedy IL freed from the hsi
peoaliafities Df Frothinef EN- 81
aeteslei. and u is prsciseif ths
splendid medicine BE rishei ~
Tee n ffeeis ard ronfientif FL
lttaeFis. Waiting Compisir's
AHsmis Blood Impurities hHf
ma, sAd 1hfosi sra ma 1rsu
hlrs AH " n 4 Nki-t fhf
slslAA - fafsnla Geasfsi H
giAh sAfsl = ~ masA pisss
u stats lhst the Fassils ffs~
ssins WAmhsiss fYaf@Fsriah n
eA liver t,A tass tasa sft
isFmly sstlsestsFyi n sgpesiri
"a ne a. being FFepsFti :
iAs ~ caEfeel saishtira ri
plss II increases she afi.sl'is
aal iHaaeRars The iieusiisH n
fea.k Il is delicious q iAts
hai alsapPalnt yea, ksi is s9s.r
slvs from The tFsi lasse one 'si'
i.s eonslarsa Al al eAeA .sis.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-03-10
THE PRESIDENT WILL
KEEP UP THE FIGHT

WASHINGTON, February ss.-That
there viii be no letup in the Roose-
velt policy OF warning against rot
tenness and corruption" was emphat-
ically declared by the President today
in an address 10 the delegates 20 the
department Of superinten6ents of the
National Education Association during
their reception at the White House.
Continuing. the President gave his
views on educational methods al con-
siderable length and with characters
tic catholicity Of thought and vigor %
expression.
1t is idle for any man 10 talk OF
despairing Of rne future OF this coun-
Try or feeling unduly alarmed about
II If he VIII come in contact with YOU
here and with the educational forces
that you represent said the Presi-
dent. Fundamentally this country -
sound. morally no less than physically
Fundamentally in its family life and
in the outside activities OF its indivit-
uals the country is better and not
worse than IL formerly was.
This does not mean that we are 70
be excused Il We fail 70 war against
rottenness and corruption. II we fail
10 contend effectively with the forces
Of evil. and they waste their time who
ask me 70 withhold my hand from
dealing herewith. But it IS worth
while 20 smite the wrong FOR the very
reason that We are confident that the
right viii ultimately prevail
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-03-10
rElEeRARH sEkvtriES

Us kss-c s1sf Fetsf sls7s sf 1ss
Fassstsle sFsss as t5aa aRssg a..
RekRs eaHss W-ssaeasfs ks3 ID
s,sskas asstga sa@ass q NAa-aasta
A sssa sls-nsa sals go e1ass t4-
ssrse u 49, - szuss asl Me- ffsk
ca saeF9aEy 81
caltsu-s s--tns trafes -e.ae.,s
are 3ls1Eas F,aHs s2 eaNs SAa-a
ssass ca t.s s-resis.
EhErs taezsaRt Car.sass 1t c.tF-s
frylts W - Lcs AEselss reClr1 l1-al
s1E t.s Eesssz1 sezsca-
Ersz3=a- Aa2-Esa st Arssl--az ea.zl-
~ EEa1 ezt q A. waE $500
ssrcEa AZ hzu 81 a. i1sals Uzl
Tee znuue1sn- ct tse EaEsiass e
HAIRY TeaW q Evslga Nss1tl = 11E
1srslE = szzzEt.z G. tAZe a11 t=Eaas-
Clzczz cana ze-rsss. Was -1.eest a.
Ps-rs-1zrs f-r sre-s1zg her Frszch
h-sea-z q IT, EzE1sr q Asr t-e.Az--
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-03-10
THE LOS ANGELES RUMORS
ABOUT A HONOLULU LINE

te Aaessss Ess Iasr-A uae sl
sss-stss era ssHaa ssa frea
Hsts-5- t, Hss. he astisa tr-
sss ls tss rse sstfFtlss tt te asss
ta tta attst ret saat trta 3 ts
tta tts a-a t-
80 ts sf tEs @at uiFi .tstsf-
str tt setfa tfs rFt
ka tr s ear sk rsst r, ths
esf n b W-s8 ssHsfs s-
M u- - rttsa
-tf fs Wast -sfse -fis tss
FFs "a fftsfst rsasstti4 s-A
easyt4 H-sH tfkfaef esst tts-si-l4
bass a tsesi essa seA atlsFs rssl ~
tas tsHse3tass af q hN ~ e. 4Fssss
ihs sFftsrEa seaaasl asa tses,sa tesiF
taaFfs saFaest
osaers kstsa tlas ses'e9sass aesaii-s
@sra NJ hsa'a s,cs Fsesitsat alt
sr2nk wtssls Feesst8Fg pt pas las
Assess EtaUass ef llsaUaFce gzWef
Mse'a1.tasss. q ss1a,al1 EaE.isltsl AL
E'rsHk M1Caa.tlsss ef EaEoua- ChAs,-s
WtsF aa3 NJ T. as=aFd of tas lleal
Ceauesr ef C9ElmsFoe, Lagl Cnltia
r. Il B4rastL EFsstisat 81 tns Rz-
t1A37 ChaUaeE q CaaaEsEcs. au5 n
2. AinsweEgA- " 2 Ma111X zEi o.
O. Hlzusa. MsZkeFs q E1= szls
seF
fhs ErCEossi Izs Nil cezpFise asia
szilng zAd steam craft zl1 o2s Feszal
vi - rEz sscA say azcs : uonth
A .-.-1-.-r..r- --z.ra-ar s-s.a - q -...----
1-I tkslr .sec - Wzlrlzg Fstl1eztssa
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-03-10

- s sf tts trresst stasa sai- come
fs-ls t tas ~ast ara u is thsaatt
tse fai vt1 p iHt eithin a ussk
ms frst ttrset ID Me- RES urt if
ssst ~u b tss irsrsra 4stisa
tes rt s rarttstf te 4sraH ts
tts esrtA Fe Hsfrssf
VITA tsa trl nrrsttrsrts ir
Fett Htrtf tft sitHfHt n Ht-
f-f o. All fHr.ftsat stIfftes
f te ftA at
Pa st sHr -Ff tta rfssfl
faFf RI wsstt-st -sA a. w
IA d sss-feA ~ n his safrf+ ~
tss tv4 sessftt- q tsH tisfl
~ -lt tfNssA -sesl tsss
Wa -s-t ~slis-sl ts~iif-e IN
tssa uAftes se4 ~ sgF gfistfs- ~
b 81 81 4fsass-s n ssiss ~ -ssss
tss satfz-se -t t=ssi ~ issl $40 ~
ls tss tsti Fie4 90 tselia-sli-as ~
as titssltse isaseis s-4 is ssssis t4t
Fs l' A-.-i4 ~Ai-e "a 81 ~.ies
1ls1sut
as s-ns ass1plsi AZ tas salF4-ea
eaZl1 -laalaa1 4 E1ls utzaF sales la
slst,.u4i isTeacs. aH1. pzlksa 81 > SAT-
1eisal ulitaFF t1ses. lsF eoaalFF
wr1l1 81 atls b tssFua tns islaHts
igou auF h1siils poses
Az Wao1 gha hak - yitillns
caz-a1sEs a caElrasFrs taFp1sao1t ne
ca1llrg faE lAs lasl fo4r m0nihs. calls
Los Azz=lss tas clearing ho1ss a the
tourist lzsl-sss-'
We ualr % bTiEz thsss lolrisfs %
s1r lsszE5s." ~ said and % - - Ws
mzs1 provide thHla Witn tsaHsIoFtatloa
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-03-10
WHAT FIL|P|NOS
WANT OF CONGRESS

TIE Philippines S-S p-oSreSSs0S ard
developing IS rs7sdly as they can uu-
Der ooas;sioaS within their Own COR
srOL N0-e RAPID p-OSress ~ which
ne Islands Srs re&5y. ana to- which
they are SzxforS can only come
sAoouSa Co-s-eSS. by such measures
IS Secretary TAFT recommended in his
SPECIAL report o. shs Philippines
; - Sai3 tAs Hen. ". Morgan >Aus-
ss-, Oas - TIE PA1ipQsas Connis<fOa-
s-S. q the escS q TIE Mz1cAuria yes
es-6zy shortly hSso-e Shs sailed he
Aas been II TIE PAElSppsrss four years
Sa5 - Is row entitled - $ SIX months
vacation which hs has started 1roa-
Re VIII s7s2d II mostly II the sss,.
ana Z Washington where hss home is,
and sxpsccs - rscu-1 this way Sssin
soo=e ne end q Juiy.
II we could set = market To- cur
sugar II tAe United States q az least
: z@-&st fa- enousa q Il . TX The
p-scs. = would enable or sugar plan
ss-S u 6svslop tAsir plantations ana
= o-y modem sugar rsc2;-sry II The
United states. Without thar II Is I'M
ross-oss co- them 70 develop largely
q rzQs1y.
What : uos q sugar Is % : less
extent t-1s a. cosacco s15 o,hs- pred I
rc,s I d n. mean 70 say tAas the
P1z-5puz-sS zrs rot prosperous but .
-1zS hey a-e roc IS prosperous as
thsy worl5 Ike te b. : % not wish
q ssy thar CIR ministries zre 10. b
ing Gsve-oPs5- hut that tasy zrs not .
bszzs 5svsIors5 s< rapidly As We can
- 5hey might bs B1t they are Be
irE Developed IS rapidly. IS thsy Gan
- within The co76ftsonS which sre
wtzhIz ths- ow1 co1troL
TIE PhEp2tns Legislature Azsznbly
7 chizk has f1ry and seu-5sztly jus
rzs5 TIE ccr65s-cs that Secretary
T4tr. NJ Mckinley azt NJ Roo<evslr
have 1s,t II TIE capscity q the Fill
pines to- government. O. ST least
to- ths bssi1-ics q <slt-zoveruue1t.
Tas 6rst Sssssoo Which Vas really the
i-zzz--sI ssSs5o1 ended 7 think oa
February :. and wh2c i called the
s-st ss<Stoz began TIE day toLo-zns
31t VII co1r1rus t1- U-ls,y days Very
few his were passed 81 TIE inaugural
ssSssoz- wh5ee : thlnk IS cre4tsble
rz-hz- tAzr oces-vt<s= an5 The Sscoa5
SeSSto7 w&S 1sgu under coz5ttio-S
-hz- zzs--s5 EsL-
Co--iSSEoosr ShuS-sr vas very much
Interested IN Ps2rI Ezroo- and ths
lzcz1t5o1< q TIE sovs-1nz-t IS u IT,
scS EsGs inquiries CsESrGI-E II ne
-s2c-r q <=x vzr shfr< sen CT The
co2<- q tE5< Island vz< E-So : matter
sbo-c wEch Il Inquired Es ASKED
w&r vessels II Ez< supposed thsy
co1-5 u, sc5 &c% thsy couI5 - sx-
-sc-s5 - ns c-Uzzzzz - tzr from any
oGss-
II rsp-y 70 $ ecs<c5o7 IS % zhsthsr
= lad heard szytzizg rsEzrti1g
rs-z1o-< IL japan
Il sa5 thzt hs had zot. though hs
81 zot rsr-sss tie svt6sz-s thzs he
Fz< vs-y --c2 interested i TIE sub
,sct nt-Sslt-
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-03-10

Aelekef ftiet eeasa ttsail ~ stff
- sti itiat vtsl ssfai sss ttF
AesF itiess vsali sits tsft lt5f'-
hrs tlrk nau
Observation-Disclosures sssssssssssssssssssa
fscuil.ss \ lifsel nHs "a Steamships
frqm ane of yeaf Ferls b iha spE So
iut'1a TneFe eiii sisa b. Developed b.
iins q lsrss fFslsht tssinass. I aIa
causincsa"
Mr. Weed siil leave hsrs 90 asR
FFaHeisco today. apa win sa.i fsT iias
n1l1il saturday.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-13
COMPULSORY ATHLETICS

Professor DuuIey A Sargent Of Har-
ward makes an unique plea for the up
lifting of college athletics and physical
culture in an article, Compulsory
Physical Education" published in the
January number of the School Review
He advises that mo student should
be given honors in his studies unless
he has attained a certain grade in his
gymnastics OF athletics" He draws this
conclusion after crfticising the position
of college faculties which forbid stu
dents to take honors in athletics unless
they have a creditable standing in their
studies.
This requirement. writes Professor
Sargent, would insure the conscien-
tious student against sacrificing his
health in view Of raising his standing
in scholarship, which at the present
time he is likely to do on account of the
keen competition to which he is sub
jected.'
DR.. Sargent expresses the belief that
physical culture and athletics should be
required in the curriculum Of colleges.
Under the head of physical training"
he continues, II should be glad to see
included all forms of physical activity.
including music, vocal and instru-
mental, painting and modelling, and all
forms Of manual training, dancing,
skating, swimming, rowing. bicycling
military drill-an forms of calisthenics,
games, plays, and the various forms of
athletic sports
It might be well for college faculties
to ponder deeply over the ideas and
suggestions of DR.. Sargent. In the bat
tie for existence sound body is quite
as essential as a sound mind. This is
an argument that Is ever advanced
when criticism is made of the time de-
voted by many collegians to athletics.
If athletics are so decidedly beneficial
to the collegians who indulge in them,
as they undoubtedly are, there is no rea-
son why they would not be of the same
benefit to the rank and file of college
students. So a certain amount OF
physical culture should be demanded
of all of them by the college authori-
ties. In some Institutions compulsory
athletics in mild forms are demanded
during the first years of the course.
But this practice Is not as extensive
as it should be. It is quite as much the
duty of a college to turn out young
man, or young woman, in full bodily
vigor as it is to turn out one full of
learning
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-13
HYHAWKER JOTS

According to the Olathe papers, a
citizen of that town who Is a, high
liver, very found of liver and afflicted
with liver complaint is also named
Lfvermore.
A Girard printer who had taken
the Appeal to Reasons argument for
more equal distribution of wealth
too seriously broke into the office of
that paper and robbed the cash draw
er of SIT.
have been arrested for engaging in a
hand to hand fight with three women.
After making a living as preacher,
some men think nothing is impossible,
comments the Salina Journal.
The Caldwell papers say that there
Is no excuse for the young men of
that town not being properly clad as
cut price sales are going on every
here. Just as though the young
men Of Caldwell are Improperly
cladi
In Baldwin the other day a girl
complained because the bussman
charged her Is cents to take her to
the depot why" she said indig-
nantly. ''he drove US straight to the
depot and last week he dscTe us away
around by Jones'"
The Review, new weekly paper
be Democratic. ]. G.. Johnson of
Peabody owns stock in it. D. o. Bell.
who ran the Council Grove Guard for
II years, is the publisher. c. c.
Jones will be the editor
A "phony ring man named James
Kearney was picked up by the police
at Atchison couple of days ago and
fined IS in the police court. which he
was well able to pay. He had in his
possession eighteen rings that were
not even good brass and which sell
for gold.
tried to earn an honest dollar or two
by having her little children serve as
walters In delivering drinks to GUS
toners. She Is now up fornist the
bar of justice. and it will be univer-
sally admitted that she deserves what
ever she gets.
Usually ministers are cautious in
dealing with subjects that affect the
women members of their congrega-
lions. but one at Wichita took the
risk and preached sermon on on the n:,
whether he lectured them on fibbing
about their age is not stated.
A mule that was stolen at Hutchin-
son few days ago was found at Sa-
lima in short order by the owner
through the good offices of the Anti
Horse Thief association. The thief is
mined to round him up and induce
him to make some New Year resolu-
lions.
James Laird of Frontenac, who is
well stricken in years, went out for a
ramble the other night and lost him.
self. For three days he chased him.
self over the prairies, without seeins
a house or a human being, and none
of the rams omed ever knew how deep
were the waters crossed, when the
old man finally doomed up near Fort
Scott, more dead than alive. The ex-
perience seems to have affected his
mind, and he is in bad shape
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-13

chance for an Office of deposit for
about every 5000 of the population.
1t is said by the authorities who
that the system of branch banks has
resulted in a much more even dis
trfbution of capital than is possible in
England. The branches in agricul-
tural districts as a rule accumulate
deposits more rapidly than they can
be invested. The result is that this
surplus is turned back by the central
bank over to the manufacturing dis
trict, where there always is a demand
for money at good rates of interest.
The Scottish system depends there
fore on these three things: The is
sue of notes to an almost unlimited
extent but of small denomination
the payment of interest; and the es-
adjustment of branch banks con-
trolled by central institution, so that
the movement of capital can be direct
from one section to another according
to circumstances
The banks could not afford to pay
interest on checking balances unless
they had the right of issuing notes. On
the other hand. the issue of notes
without the payment of interest might
cause disaster because 1t is the in
terest which attracts the deposits and
thus produces the ebb and flow of the
bank circulation, preventing unwise
expansion and making use of the last
fraction Of available capital in the
community.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-13

were uttered. The next morning Kitty
was at the Quinn cottage to hear that
the doctor had been there all night
with Jimmy and had finally fallen
asleep on a couch in the dingy par
lor. He had pulled the little fellow
through the crisis.
Kitty stepped in and looked at the
sleeping form Of the man who had
loved her SO long and faithfully. He
had forbidden her to come again. yet
he would sit up all night with a sick
child from whose parents he would
never get fee. She walked q little
nearer to him-he reused.
Kitty! Where am II" he said, a. he
shook himself and sat up. M
You are hero in Mrs. Quinn's par
lor, Roland, and am sorry was
cross with you yesterday" she ans
wered meekly.
kitty, darling, won't you promise
me to- give UP this missionary work
and care of me only? need you, dear
so much" he pleaded.
Eyes. Roland, will, because love
you more than all the others put to-
gether," she answered, as his arms
went about her and their lips met.
Just then MichaePs shining face ap-
peared at the door, but with the
honor of the alley. he cried:
I didn't see nothing, Salvation
honest!--(Copyrighted. 1908, by C.
H. Sutcliffe.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-13
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

+ (From the Philadelphia Record +.
If you want to avoid scrapes raise
whiskers.
The chronic kicker is the first to
roar If he is kicked.
If we should all love our enemies we
wouldn't have any.
The one bore that a thirsty man
welcomes is a corkscrew.
Even the bootblack of a fashionable
club can be said to shine in society.
1t doesn't necessarily follow that be-
cause you are right you won't be left
The man who makes a cloak of his
religion may land where he won't need
a cloak
1t is doubtful if two heads are bet
ter than one when it comes to keeping
a secret.
In counting up his expenses the pro-
prietor Of the printing establishment
realizes that there's the devil to pay.
When a fellow begs girl for a kiss
and is turned down it naturally makes
him peevish to see the way she slobbers
over a five weeks old baby.
Father" remarked the gay youth.
ST must have $1,000 to pay my debts''
Your debts!'' snorted the old man.
who was a disciple of phonetic spelling,
why, you have no more excuse for be-
ing in debt than the letter b."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-13
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Iron the Chicago

[From the Chicago News.l
The good die young-especially good
resolutions.
All love isn't blind; some of it is only
near-sighted.
A man may be as good as his word
and still not be a saint
Sometimes a wise man poses as a
fool for financial reasons.
How small a doctors pills are when
compared with his bills.
The man who is buried in thought
can write his own obituary notice
It's funny the way womans figure
changes according to the fashions
The more money a man has the less
he is willing to admit he has.
There's many slip between the en-
gagement ring and the wedding ring.
No man has half the influence that
he expects his wife to believe he has.
1t is easier to apologize for what Won
didn't do than for what you did wrong.
A mother never enjoys a visit awav
from home unless she can worry about
the children.
One of the important duties of the
elevator man in an apartment house
is to see that the children are brought
up properly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-13
JOURNAL ENTRIES

From the dilatory tactics of some
folks 1t is quite evident they believe
that marriages are made in heaven.
=
Men, who are always harping to the
effect that society is a bore, are gen.
orally Of the class that judge every
body by themselves.
4 4
Maybe it's more blessed to give than
to receive for when you receive you
have to give something better.
= =
a printer of calendars can truth
fully say that everything he makes
one year Is out of date the next.
= = =
Farm boys beat out the city lads so
often because the little red school
house offers a better curriculum than
the little red theater.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-13
GLOBE SIGHTS.
IFrom the Atchison {

[From the Atchison G1obe.l
Who will protect the poor farmer 4
ter election day?
foolish woman, with lots of mono
is the merchants salvation.
An Atchison man calls his wife "EN
perience," she costs him SO dear
You never learn what church som
men belong to until their funerals o.
cur.
1t is almost as bad to support
friend for office as 1t Is to run your
self.
In this country, a man who can Ell
more than he can earn ought to starv
A man can excuse meanness in him
self, but how he despises 1t in others
An Atchison man goes to so many
weddings that he buys pickle casters
by the gross.
The greatest man on earth is the
man who gets there, and makes no
noise about it.
Anyone who thinks that truth is
stranger than fiction should read a 10
cent detective story.
The average man will quit the societ y
of a pretty woman any time to see 4
so election bet put up.
Years ago, there were a number OF
pretty men in every community. We
don't seem to have them here lately.
No one will admit to being super
stitious, but did you ever know of a
couple courageous enough to marry on
Friday?
A mans memory is at its poorest in
remembering his own mistakes, and
at it's best in recalling the mistakes of
others.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-13
HUNOR or THE DAY

How is your house heated?" "By
unpaid coal lls."-Life.
"You admire the weather out
here?" Intercepted the old settler. At
admire its nerve" whispered the hen
pecked man with a quick glance over
his shoulder. Its nerve - Yes 1t
disagreed with my wife."-Chicago
Daily News
when I started In business" said
Mr.. Dustin Stax, refectively, II re-
solved never to tell an untruth." "And
you kept your word?" Yes. When
ever 1 had any delicate business of
that sort on hand I hired an expert"
Washington Star.
"Good-by, Melindy," said Uncle
Hiram, about to start on journey to
New York city. ''Good-by, Hiram"
returned Aunt Melindy. AN don't
you fergit ter bring me back a receip'
fer maxim that Brooklyn Bridge jam
them city people are goin' crazy over"
Judge.
Golfer-"An' what like a day We
here yesterday, Macpherson Mao
Pherson-"Oh, an awful dayi 1t was
just pourin'!" Golfer-Weel, weel, an
shower" MacPherson-"Aw weel, I
can assure you it wasn't local here
whatever!"-Punch
There was a time,' said young
Rakeleigh, who had gone through a
fortune, when people used to say 1
had more money than brains but they
can't say it now why not ?" asked
Pepprey. Because I'm down to my
last dollar now well, but you've
got the Observation-Disclosures Press
The Lady-"So you are an old SOL
der? How thrillingi Tell me what is
the narrowest escape you ever had"
The Swatty-"Well. mum, oncet I
was transferred from a regiment jest
two days before it wuz ordered to
the MISUNDERSTANDING Leader.
The Assyrian was scratching some
hieroglyphics on a brick. What you
writing?" asked his chum- "Hangees
If know" responded the engraver.
'but I guess some of those Assyriol-
ogists of the twentieth century can
translate it all right"
Public Ledger.
"Ut's a poor soldier yez are" ban
tered Larry. "Phoy should yez sa,
thot?" replied Dennis in injure.
tones. s"During tn great battle was
MT Oh where tn shells wor thickest p
"Yez wor thot! OF hurr-rud tn cor
poral say yez got SO scared yez whit
into a barn avn stuck yez head into
an egg crate. bedad!'-Chicago Daily
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