The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-07-02
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TIE great drawback shout yeligv
Soarnsiism j. boi ihsi i y yellow. bui
tsai u i read
Henf piece pie ! msde ma.
cell Da's oil fghi. lady I'm 20
hsngfg don't miad shat CAL
Tho psymsHis ain' Z - hsnd WhsI
terEmf a dollar down ard dollar
wbsHsyer ihs collector ksicbes ave.
Say. Rcd. 5evs ~ kid q kissin'
da, gull yoats s;atk on Az. dsi's 81
nghi Iis's pvposln ~ Der ~ ne.
That MAS 10 mean BE- wguld fghl
vl,b bimssli. lsnl Il takes iup 70 make
quarrel. %. bai b. leads ono "
ilsose doshle lses
Edwin ThAEks toT he kiss. Edna
Eblashing Doa'i mention i. EdSin
oh. sGA'i mertion Il. ont ! kpo~
you will ~ soon "A you mess year sir
tnsnds,
san trying 10 muster ~ courage
~ propose 20 ihe gid are you, Algyf
Don't be elan Deah boy, ! uawn'i
h. clan. don't you know She says
I'm lDbsikh.
Did you zee that fellow pail bis
dress suit ease oul ~ The aisles Yes.
iou kicked il, didn'i yoaf Yes, did.
l meant 70 kicka holc 10 d, bal ! think
a. llled with bricks.
Does that man claim that bis hyiDe
machine will rerolBtioniSe irnyeii Not
erAcily. bal have obrerged that Il
wili travel upside down about as well a.
1t win right side ~.
John, said The wife Of his bosom,
don't yon think You ought " save the
money you waste on eigarsi MOI me,
replied John. II did you would get
busy and blow il IN some other way.
Pearl And you accepted hint
Why, you told me he was a pinheadl
Rnby--Yes, bot be turned GU, 10 be q
diamond pinhead, Gayene two Of the
pretiiesi diamond pins you ever saw.
-snbb-- My wife sent me TO rem.
nanl sale last week. Penn Did you
see any rcmnanlsf stubb--So, but i
hadn't seen the door pretty soon they
would have picked me np IN remnants
Nora tossing her headl-sure,
Mike said as soon a. be laid hls eyes
on me thai lwor the puriiest colleen IN
the room. Pat ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS,
darlint. could see that wild me eyes
shut.
Teacher lcKpectantlyl Now, chill |
dren. how many Of you can tell me
what lasso ID Willie thurriedly rails
iag his haudl-Please, ma'am, It's
long rope with running nose at the
end.
Fake Oil Capitalist tsmillngly)-
Ilow's your latest gold mine panning
ouii Fake Mine Promoter Beyond
Why, old man, it's as
saying over thousand suckers 10 the
ton Of literature.
--You can't imagine, said the musi-
cal young woman. how distressing II Is
when singer realizes that she has
lost her voice Perhaps not, replied
The plain man, but I've got fair idea
how distressing il is when she doesn't
realize il.
First Farmer That new hired man
of yours mus, have been bookkeeper
before he came 10 you Second Farm
sr-Why sof First Farmer notice
hat every time he stops work for
lew minutes that he puts the pitohfork
behind his ear.
He's almost AS wealthy as you are,
sn't hef asked Jigley. Yes, replied
Iiichley. but he's awfully tight chested.
Why. be said he'd give $50 10 that
'hariiy IL yon would. Exactly. That
Just shows that he doesn't expect TO
contribute al all.
~ Did your husband ketch chills an
ieveri asked the woman who was stand
az IN front Of The cabin. No, answer.
"a the woman who wasdriying spring
wagon. uc wouldn't have that much
,it.up-an' git. lie jes, sot around an
et 'em oyertake him.
Miss Sharpe err Vera, he STAN
nered, you must know Why I've been /
.alling here NO much; why ! SIT here
a the parlor with you night after
Ugh suppose, Mr.. kloseman, the
,irl interrupted, it's cheaper 10 DO that
han take me out anywhere.
II suppose. remarked Knox sareas.
ieaily, that yon' re busy with your SO {
iety stunts, as usuali Oh, yaas. re-
lied Cholly YEARLY, but I'm beginning
0 discover. don't y'know, that society
a deuccd bore. Well. well, most of !,
$ discovered that about your society ,
)ng ago.
II met that popular young doctor /
/ my uncle's the other day, and Ger !
hinly Was taken with the way he act.
4. What did be doS He took nucle's
next be took aunt's word
,oui paying his bin, aud then be took !,
u leave. Iinmphl No wonder he is .
king with people. ,
= Mr.. Staylaie Yes, ! was reading a
'ont very interesting ease today. A
,nng lady down in TexAs-~i've for
,i,en the name Of tbs place has been I,
lecp two months. Queer. isn't iif 4
ISIS raas,ic--Oh, | don't know.
ppose some bore has been calling on
u evenings and she's trying 10 catch y
J on her lost sleep. =
r. ionr ease, remarked the salesman
the reluctant customer. who said be Il
"A ia n rush, reminds me Of a dog my q