Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1908-12-26

WAS that you l kissed In the con-
seryatory last night?" About what
time was it?'-Phiiadelphia Inquirer.
She-Yes, whenever | see man In
dark street always run. He-And dc
YOU ever catch one Of them Harper
Weekly.
Il didn't see you In church yester-
day" mo; Willie didn't shovel
path through the Sunday papers In
me."-Puck-
Polly--How do you like my bathing
suit? Dolly-It must have been per.
fectly sweet before you outgrew it.
Cleveland Leader.
Barber-Hair getting thin, sir. Ever
tried our hair preparation, sir7 Gus
tomer-No, can't blame it on that
Boston Transcript.
He-Has your fortune ever been
told? She-No; but dare say papa
will tell you If you really have serious
ntentions.-Sketch.
you seem to manage remarkably
well on your housekeeping money"
Yes; the storekeepers haven't sent In
their bills yet."-Stray Stories.
Mr.. Phusser-Cynthia. l have Joined
Don't Worry Club. Mrs. Phusser-
am sorry for the club. 1t will have
to change its name.-Boston Traveller
when they take woman away from
| al, ton nj ho
speaker, 'what will follow" II WILL"
cried voice from the audience.-Suc
cess.
"Ah, see you are married." exclaim.
ed the merchant. mo, sir" replied the
applicant for position. II got this
scar In a railroad accident"-The Bo-
hemian.
Louie-Uncle, what's chagrin7 I'm
cle-well, it's what a stout man feels
when he runs and jumps on car that
doesn't start for half an hour.-Chicago
Daily News
Tommy-Pop, what is retrlbutionl
Tommys Pop-Retribution, my son, is
something that we are sure Will event
ually overtake other people.-Philadel-
phia Record.
de real resourceful man." said Un-
Gle Eben, "when some one hands him q
lemon is ready wild de sugar and other
fixin's to make 1t tol-lable pleasant to
take. "-Washington Star.
"Ofiicer, | appeal for protection A
man is following me and attempting tc
make love to me-" "Begorry, Oi've beer
lookin' for an escaped lunatic. Where
Is he?"-Kansas City Times.
Scott-What makes you think thai
, tho trust originated in Rhode Island
} Mott-Dad used to speak Of the trus
In Providence as far back as when
was q boy.-Boston Traveller.
Old Gent-Here, you boy, what arr
I you doing out here. fishing? Don't yol
know you ought to be at schooli Small
7 Boy-There. nowl | knew I'd forgo
something. philadelphia Inquirer.
Sparks wonder why 1t is woma'
lets out everything you tell her? Park
/, My dear boy, a woman has only tw'
} views of a secret-either 1t Is not WORT
keeping, or it is too good to keep
Stray Stories.
r you know Miss Strong. don't you?
: "Oh. yes; mannish sort of girl" 81
t she, really?" "Yes; she used the tele
phone to-day for the first time In he
life, and she didn't giggle once. Phil
: adelphia Press.
! She-This dress doesn't become m
0 complexion. l must change 1t He
4 More expense? | can't stand 1t; your
r ruin me. She-You silly l don't meal
r the dress+I mean the complexion
Chicago Journal.
Here, Williel" cried the boys ia
Their, you mustn't behave that way
Everybody will be calling you a littl
glutton. Do you know what that Isl
81 suppose" replied Willie. Its a bi
, glutton's little boy
J Il have written a book that every
body ought to read" said the author
; IT am afraid it won't do" answered til
publisher. 'What the public seems
want now Is a book that nobody ough
8 to read Washington Star.
} blacksmith asked me TO come to hi
| home this evening. Says he's going I
celebrate his golden wedding. Gladys
Why, he's been married only thre
years Jack-Thats what | told hi
He said it seemed like fifty.
o Mrs. Henpeck Ito her husband)-
S What would you do If | were to die
e Henpeck-It would drive me Graz.
}. Mrs. H.--Would you marry again
n Henpeck-I don't think would be q
d crazy as that-Pioneer Press.
q "How often does the trolley run paI
your hpusc?" asked a tourist Of
farmer. "waal, they run by so fr
O auent and so often that l can't kee
no track of 'em, but l jedge the la.
one passed here two hours ago."-Ha
prs Bazaar.