The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-04-07


the pond and bite his ear off.
Bur it begins to look like ] was
wasting a lot of that heart interest
thing on a lady that didn't lSave any
heart thrOhs coming Because why2
Don't she turn right around and COP
another foreign cash burner2 From ali
J can gather. and I'm there when {
comes to tanning an evening paper
this Heeley boy begins about the
place where Boney left off. Boney
was never in jail, but this Heeley sport
has done his bit Tor forgery, not TO
| say nnthing of a lot OF other things
J they ought to give him life for.
"But Annie seems TO be falling for
him Just the same. Amt il funny
about a woman?
It's all right TO get stung once. II
! happens 20 everybody. But when you
! get the hook good and hard and then
| turn right around and ask for more
there's something wrong. pal, some
thing wrong The guy that buys one
gold brick is a victim and he's to ne
lpitied; the guy that buys TWO Is ripe
for the nut college. That's right
u don't blame Annie's people for
butting in and giving Hele the Peary
mitt and the Tripler eye They ought
to give him the sole OF the brogan and
the elbow under the ear
But there you come up against tho
old game again--what can YOU do
when a woman says she will? Nothing
lpal Absolutely nothing. Might as
well begin 70 pay Off because it's all
over
There's many a good guy who mar
ries with the notion that he's going to
be the fellow 90 stand up there in front
and wiggle that nickle-plated stick
while the band plays liie's glad, sweet
song. He thinks that way for a few
months and then some day somebody
lcollects his transfer. and where is he2
Away over there in the corner playing
1.-THE trianglei He amt one, two. sew
enteeni No, pal, if she says she will
she Will and you might just as we'll
lpay off that way No use waiting for
I the number TO go up.
Young Vanderbilt Boy.
"And here's this young Vanderbilt
boy. Barring the fact that he owns 4
flock OF railroads, he seems 10 be o
pretty nice kid that's never done moth
ling noto,ious-n0t that ] gets a line
u IOil. ilNl ilt . AtH AllN hih RIiANR Rhh ~
his family and the best he gets is e
chance TO fork ont few millions and
the lady goes on her way.
"Then there's this divorce business
lin Paris. First one French lawyer
talks and then the other one talks,
and blame me il know what 10 think,
but you can bet / wouldn't trade with
either OF 'em-not for All the money in
q
chances are that il they hadn't had
all this money, there never would have
been any trouble
Money Isn't Everything.
Money amt everything, pal OF
course. it's nice TO be there with the
/ big plateglass front and the bale nt
frogskins but look al the trouble that
always tails in with em Eyerybody's
after you 10 hand you something ripe
and YOU never know whether yol-
friends a friend of yours or a friend
Of your simoleons.
That's one reason why | never do
lany beefing. Things may not be ccm-
ing so soft for me that have TO wear
gum shoes TO get away from the con
men but il I've got friend ! know
lhe belongs to me and he's not hangi ie
laround to make them Anna Held eyes
lat my lucre. That's no brainhtorm'
lneither
| "Well. / guess lll have to be inchin'
along Don't happen to know where
there's a twobit piece that's loaiing'
do you2 ] amt eat this mornins
lThanks. pal So long.
And the Two-Bit Kid, having secured
THAT for which be came faded away in
lthe direction Of the nearest pie
counter.