Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-01-09
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= one Of the worst parts of bank run.
!" New York Mail.
:. The diabolo craze may not last Ion
l There was ping-pong spasm once
. Philadelphia Ledger.
t Now, then, get down to business al
pick out your candidate for Presider
Philadelphia Press.
l The average man whose wife Is
: good cook doesn't care how freaks
her hats look.-Washingt Post.
The Westinghouse concerns migl
have used some Of their own airbrakt
to advantage.-Philadelphia Press.
The cost Of funerals has gone up. Al
other Increase Ia the cost Of living
TOR the survlvors.-NewY York World.
We are making financial history, bu
the prophets are not agreed as to tn
final chapter.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
1t looks as If that reduction In tn
Wholesale price OF meat would be Il lon
time getting to the consumer.-Phila
delphia Press
II Saturn Is getting tired Of its rings
perhaps King Edward might utilize ont
to set his $4,000 diamond in.-Phila
delphia Inquirer.
More elasticity Of the currency ano
less elasticity of the financial con
science are desiderata Of equal import.
snce.-New York Sun.
An Indiana woman went to Jail rath.
er than pay fine of l cent. That
sounds like economy carried to excess
philadelphia Inquirer.
In New Jersey seven physicians have
been elected Mayors. Those cities mus,
have been sick OF the way things were
going. g.-Philadelphia Press.
panic may be "a blessing In dis
guiSe," but most OF us would prefer to
have our blessings put on a more cheer.
ful Washington Post
Ocean freight rates are to be In.
creased at an early date, but 1t is hoped
that all that foreign gold will get In
irst.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The great drawback about peanut
diet Is that after you get used to 1t you
won't enjoy peanuts at the circus and
ball Observation-Disclosures Post.
The great majority Of American cit.
liens only know that there are new SIC
coins In circulation because they read
1t In the papers. Washington Post.
Regardless OF panlcs and politics, the
chorus girl continues her conquerlng |
march through princes. belted earls and
uere millionaires. Anew York Mall.
The Kaiser Is said to have left slO,-
700 In tips at Windsor Castle. What a
Welcome visitor he would be here at
he present moment New York Sun.
Jerome X. Jerome says he Is back In
his country for some new jokes. He is
ikely to soon find out that the cost Of
POST
Now If the motto on dimes were the
ubject under discussion, 1t would be
that all Of us could talk
bout more intelllgently.-New York
fail.
1t seems that the per capita circula
on In 1893 was S23.23. while now 1t is
33. %. We hope none of the hoarders
alarmed over that 23.-New York
r!bune.
Brokers wives, owing to the tight :
nss of things monetary, have resolved c
play bridge only sixteen hours day
stead of twenty, as heretofore New
ork Mail.
There is nothing whatever in bust ;,
,ss or financial conditions in this n
untry to cause uneasness to any mani
ho is engaged in an honest business
ashlngton Post.
There will be a further drop In the
ices Of provisions and meats" says
Armour manager. ''Further?" Has
yone noticed the previous drop?- ol
wv York World V;
At the Weather Bureau these DAYS Dt
ey are enjoying a delightful new b;
me. known as Earthquake. earth le
axe. who's got the earthquake?"-
ashington Herald. re
A seat on the New York Stock EX. al
lnge has dropped to the insignificant wi
n of $4,000. Doubtless, standing of
I'm is down as low as $3S, 32617.- nc
ishlngton Herald.
Japan is buying great quantities or Sc
steel rails. Let her WI
mel A rafting good railroad prob
/ will give her all the war she wants ~
Constitution
| Pennsylvania judge announces tha, oo
,licants for divorce must prepay th,
Is. Why not be forehanded and in Sol
t a divorce codicil In the marriage Sy
tificate ?-Philadelph Press. gel
hat Massachusetts case, In which a the
D got divorce from his wife be- "a "a
Sc she went through his pockets
~ night, was probably raised before
money stringency came on.-Phila.