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phone and Business Directory

It is not too late to send in your
ad or business card yet. But we
wish every one to have them in by
the pext few days. The Directory
promises to be an excellent adyer-
Using medium for keeping hun.
dreds of family in touch.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1908-01-17
WHAT EVERYBODY WANTS

Everybody desires good health,
which is impossible unless the kid
-neys are healthy. Foley,s Kidney
Remedy eorrects irregularities and
cures all forms of kidney or blad-
Der disorders. Take FFeel4sy's Kid.
hey Remedy at once and prevent
1right's disease aud diabetes.
swadley Bros, Vanderpool. Sold
nv all Druggists, Monterey.
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No CASE ON RECORD

There is no case on record OF a
cough or cold resulting in pneu-
monia OF consumption after Foley's
Honey and Tar has been taken. 1t
stops the coughs and breaks up the
cold quickly. Refus any but the
genuine Foley's Honey and Tar in
a yellow package. Swadiey Bros,
Vanderpool. Va. Sold by all
Druggists, Monterey.
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THE SUN AT ONE CENT

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is the cheapest, high-class paper in the
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THE FARM Frs PAPER
The Suns market reports and CONNER
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MISTAKE CORRECTED

Correct the mistake of risking
pneumonia by neglecting a cough
or cold when Feley's Honey and
Tar will i.ot5qnlY stop your cough,
bat expeDthe cold from your sys-
lem. Foaey's Honey and Tar con-
talns no oRiates and is the best and
safest Ting and throat remedy.
swadIey Bros, Vanderpool. Sold
BY all druggists, Monterey, Z. :
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He Explained.

ne Explained.
The stranded automobilist was work.
ing over his car. Up came sarcastic
follower of the pillow.
allow many horsepower Is sheT be
mirthfully inquired.
sixty" replied the automobiles.
Then. by heck. why don't she go"
Because, my friend. thirty are pull
ing each way."-Cleyeland Plain Deal
or ~
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1908-01-17

A man should allow none but good
impulses to stir his heart and he
should keep 1t free from any evn that
may beat it down and harden it,-Rey.
]. D. Hammond.
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a Lucid interval.

Doctor-Has your husband had any
lucid intervals since was here last?
"Well, this morning he kept shouting
that you were an old fool and he tried
to break the medicine bottles. Life.
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cures made by DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
the great kidney. liver
and bladder remedy.
1t Is the great medi-
cal triumph Of the nine
teenth century; dis
covered after years Of
scientific research by
DR.. Kilmer, the emf
nent kidney and blad-
jev cpac;o let and IL
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EsarfuIIy Foxy.

Fearfully Foxy.
'I work foxy scheme on my boy.
He'd rather wash the dishes than
wash his hands, so let him wash the
dishes"
whats the foxy part?"
"why, he gets his hands Clean
Louisville Courler-Journal
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DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK 7
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure to know of the wonderful
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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-07-03
THE Last in This Paper Oh
MORE ON CHURCH UNION.

In last weeks Courier &C. c." come:
Ito the relief of "But-in-sky" and picks
up a single thread of the weave put mp in
defense after an attack made by "B-'
i'm the Petersburg Press. In reply !
have "A few things 10 say at this time.
/. &C. c." IL as big a coward ri
But in-sky." He is ashamed of his
name / have always m iersteod that
when a fellow was ashamed of his own
production he recognized that there was
something wrong about il. &C. c.
might stand for several different names
but in this case Coli ky Calf" il as ap.
pro pirate as any We can think OF, hence
&c. c. means to me simply "Collicky
lCalf."
,. My defense in reponse to "B-'s'i
attack must have been a pretty strong
dose. IL appeared simultaneously in the
issues of the Petersburg Press and Of
well Star of May %, and il took Collie
ky Calf" ist four weeks 70 %cuperate
and find even a shadow TO base a reply
on. That article laid down several per
tinent facts, as follow: That the con-
demned Dwell Star was ready to help
expose 1.-THE greatest religions fraud per-
petrated on the American continent I"
That the attack was lone OF the most
base fabricatlons we have seen i'm print >
That the writer was too cowardly TO "
els W production That the P~resbyter-
ian church [. ;. \. was rightly termed
the "Old School church that the "old
school" church was the same old church
with the same old Westminster confess
sion-infant damnation chapter and all,
as 1t was 100 years ago, with only a sop
OF two little chapters and a declaratory
statement added al the back that had
1t not been for fraud. trickery and decep-
ton, such az would have shamed a poll
ltical caucus, the whole union matter
would have been killed az the Dallas As
'sembly That ] was true TO the church
vows taken before union was talked
of, while "B-" was not; and that /
desired to be cited TO the chapter, para
graph or verse where the honored and
sacrificing fathers of the Cumberland
~Presbytian church ever wished and
prayed for a union like this. All these
"Collicky Calf like the blind guides
Matt. 23:24) swallowing the camel,
gulp down readily while looking for a
gnat TO make a howl about. And here
rs the gnat-the only place he found TO
get his shovel in and even then he was
forced TO pretend that the words said
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Home Seeker rates / ST. and third
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National Educational Convention at
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til July IL at fare of 1924 5 for the round
trip good until.
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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-07-03
Ell MO WILSON,
Editor Orwell Star.

Only the life that has mountain
heights to tap the clouds can
have fruitful valleys.
The hope of salvation from the
sins of society depends on our
own personal sensibility to sin.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-07-03

Ed Schiller.
Jacob Hemmerlein,
Henry {. Meyer,
otto + Waldrip.
Notice is hereby given that the afore-
said petition will be presented TO and
heard by the board OF Commissioners
OF Dubois County, at the regular July
term, 1908. being July g., 1905.
MICHAEL A SWEENEY,
Auditor Dubois County
RICHARD VI. MILBUAN,
FRANK l.. BETz.
Attorneys.
June II, l9OS-3N.
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j w. Neukam,
John G. Thinning.
George A. Apple,
George llar Ter.
Peter Neukam,
John l.. Schott.
Andrew Schiller,
X. III. Allen.
A. X. Merkel,
Geo. Dekemper,
Jos h. Fisher,
John Kempf,
Anthony Haas.
Edw. Hemmerlein,
G.. j. Hemmerlein,
III. IL. Kat,
George j.. Schepper.,
Herman Teder,
John Segers,
Ben J. Thieves,
Clamor NordhOff,
jos. X. Nordhoff,
Carl Rasche,
JOS. Dudine.
Henry G. Schroeder.
Chas Nordhof,
John G. Line,
Henry Humbert,
John j. Seng,
Ben II. Beckman,
l.. G. kelso,
Geo. R%ewekamp,
John Ii. Dekemper,
Frank Beckman,
Fred Nordhoff,
Louis Matheis,
Herman thieves,
Siegfreid Nordnoff,
Herman Seger,
Mike Agnes,
George l.. Seng,
John ii. Strotman,
Fred s%chroering,
Henry Fischer,
Henry Hopster,
Paul Fehribach,
Herman kluesner.
Notice is hereby given that the afore-
laid petition will be presented 10 and
heard by the board of Commissioners
If Dubois County, at the regular July
ERIN, 1908, being July 8, 1908.
MICHAEL A. SWEENEY,
Auditor Dubois County
RICHARD VI. MILBURN,
FRANK l.. BErz, Attorneys.
Iune II, lgOS-3w.
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~ - FA1'N hF
FRANK l.. BETz, Attorneys.
June II, 1908 3w.
Evening star., 1908-01-25
Five Thousand Idle Men.

New York had its srst snowfall of the
season yesterday, and it caused keen
suffering Seven people lost their lives.
Nobody will ever know the full measure
of the distress. But in one respect the
snow enabled the public to appreciate the
extent to which the men of the metropolis
are at this time out of work. Soon after
the fakes began 20 fall and il appeared
that the city was in for a storm, a line of
applicants for shoveling jobs formed in
front of the Office of the official charged
with the duty of keeping the streets clean.
In few hours there were at least 5000
men standing in line in the bitter cold,
waiting for a chance TO go to work at 81
a day There were shabby men and we'll
dressed men in line. men who had evil
IDENTIFY fallen from the higher social po-
sitions through drink or other bad habits,
and men who have for years lived sordid.
reckless lives. There We're, in short 'all
sorts and conditions of men" there await
ing the opportunity TO make little
money by the hardest kind of work.
That long line of eager applicants be-
spoke a serious condition, one which the
Evening star., 1908-01-25

law, being thus framed. sufficiently puts
the ban upon women smoking to prevent
them from parading the streets with
cigars or cigarettes in their mouths. They
are there under no penalty by proxy.
They might possibly be arrested for dis
orderly conduct" that elastic state of
disobedient being which SO often saves
the face of the puzzled policeman. But it
would be difficult for the prosecution pre-
cisely to demonstrate to the satisfaction
Of an entirely just court the precise dis
order involved in the spectacle of a
woman smoking on the street. when men
promenade in the thoroughfares by the
million daily with various methods OF
burning tobacco in their mouths.
1t has been suggested that the new
ordinance is of doubtful legality. and
there may be swift rush on the part of
the publicity seekers to accept this glori-
Gus chance to be briefly conspicuous. Test
cases will not be lacking, nor will there
be dearth Of feminine smokers willing
to face the curious crowd as witnesses-in-
chief. New York is evidently in for
another minor sensation, which may at
least have the good effect Of distracting
attention for a few hours from the Thaw
family troubles.
Evening star., 1908-01-25
Women Smokers.

The New York board of aldermen,
aroused to an unwonted height Of virtuous
Indignation by certain scenes enacted In
the metropolitan restaurants on New
Year eve has just passed new ordinance
forbidding women to smoke In pubic
places. The language of the new rule
is interesting:
Section 1. No person. firm or partner
shin corporation. or association. of what
ever character. owning or controlling.
either as proprietor. or manager. any no.
tel, restaurant, place OF public entertain
ment. or other place of public resort. IN
the city of New York, in which people
meet and congregate, whether for pur-
poses of refreshment or entertainment.
shall allow any female to smoke in any
such hotel. restaurant, place OF public en-
tertainment. or other place OF public re-
sort such an act being construed as In
contravention of the provisions of sub
division IA of section 40 of the Greater
New York charter
Section q Any violation of the provi-
sions of this ordinance, upon conviction
thereof before a city magistrate. shall
be punishable by fine of not less than
S. nor more than $25. or by Imprisonment
I'm the city prison. or by both. but no
such imprisonment, however, shall ex-
ceed term of ten days.
Section 3. This ordinance shall take
effect Immediately"
Thus it will be seen that the real Of
fender, the woman who smokes. will suf-
fer no punishment while the proprietor
of the place where she smokes in public
must stand the brunt of the laws dis
pleasure. The question arises whether
this is entirely just to the restaurant
keepers who may be .orn between their
gallantry and their surging sense of
obedience to the law.
Again, the question arises whether the
Evening star., 1908-01-25
The Knox Boom.

The Star is in receipt of a copy of a
speech delivered by Representative
Burke of Pennsylvania before the Penn
sylvania delegation in Congress De-
cember last. in which the public
services OF Philander c. Knox were
highly praised And none too highly
Mr. Knox as Attorney General made
a name for himself second to that of
no man who has held the Office in the
past forty years. Some very difficult
problems were presented to him. and
his advice on all of them proved sound
and workable. He left the office praised
by the President and greatly respected
by the whole country.
Fortunately for his party. his state
and the country, Mr.. Knox laid down
one commission only to take up an
other. and one of much Importance.
The Senate at the time stood in need
of Just such a recruit. 1t was shaping
legislation requiring thorough knowl-
edge OF the law and experience In the
Interpretation of law, and Mr.. Knox
appeared on the scene well equipped Tor
senatorial duties. He is now one or the
recognized leaders of that body. Should
Mr. Foraker follow Mr.. Spooner out of
the chamber Mr.. Knox would be his
party's leader there on all questions OF
constitutional construction and legal
subtlety. His opinions are deferred 10
very greatly by both friend and foe
Still. The Star has not thought that Mr.
Knox would make a strong candidate Tor
President and has considered the use or
his name in connection with the Chicago
nomination as maneuver of the stand-
patters for rallying strength to be en-
ployed in shaping the tariff plank or the
platform. 1t has not regarded him as
presidential probability. 1t does not now
so regard him. The republicans must
promise. and will promise, immediatei
tariff revision on protection lines
something the republicans OF Pennsyi-
vania would defeat if they could.
Would Mr.. Knox. therefore, stand
ing on such platform. prove vote-get
ter? How so2 Admitting his acceptance
of the platform. would not his environ
ment prejudice his case in many quarters
where votes would be sought? For Penn
sylvania, more even than New England.
is the home and the haven of high protec-
ton all along the line.
Moreover, Pennsylvania is republican in
national contests by majorlties anywhere
from a quarter of million up. The de-
mocracy has no chance with anybody.
Why. therefore. expect the republicans to
go there for a candidate in a year when
debatable states are so much to be consid-
cred?
But failure at Chicago will in nowise i'm
pair Mr. KnoX's standing as a senator, or
cool hfs ardor as an active party leader
and worker He is one of his party S
strongest men in office, and II Pennsyi-
vania is wise she will keep him in COM
mission as long as he cares to serve.
Evening star., 1908-01-25

practical social reformers are constantly
trying to cure. Probably in some meas
ure the line of the unemployed reflected
the unfortunate effects of the recent panic
and the consequent curtailment of bust
ness activities. Men are out of work TO-
day who year ago were earning good
salaries or wages and were apparently
assured of permanent employment. Every
day they are marching around from door
to door looking for chances to establish
themselves, even for few days 1t is the
present hope of most people that the con-
ditions causing this distressing lack OF
employment are even now passing, ana
that in few weeks the industries Will
have sufficiently revived to call back most
if not all of the men who have Deen
laid off during the past six months
But even discounting the panic causes.
there remains in any spectacle such as
the long line of unemployed seeking work
in a large city an impressive object lesson
In the lack o. population balance In this
country today. There is far too much city
crowding and not enough SUBURBAN ana
rural residence Probably every one of
the families represented by the waiting
5000 in the New York line could nave
found employment. on the farms last
autumn had they so desired. some or
them. to be sure. are perhaps physically
incapable of doing such work as the
farmer requires. Presumably all of them
would spurn the chance to go so far aheid.
away from the bright lights and the loud
noises and the fascination of the city.
There are thousands who would prefer to
starve in big town than live COMFORT
ably on farm. AS long as this obses-
sion prevails there will be suffering and
the problem of charity and relief In the
large centers will be difficult of solution.
Evening star., 1908-01-25
Tillman Meets Rockefeller.

The octopus, in addition to its other
evil traits and uncanny requirements, IS
q hypnotist. 1t is reported in a dispatch
from Augusta, Ga, that Mr.. Rockefeller
and Senator Tillnnan met on train, either
going to or getting away from that city.
Did Senator Tillman draw his pitchfork
from his hip pocket and jab it's giistening
tines into the bald-headed devilfish? No.
Did he seek to tear the beautifully mar
celled wig from the venerable head and
stamp on it? No. Did he try to pun the
silk-lined overcoat off the magnate and
say. Curses. Shiver in the wintry blast
as thou hast made so many others shiveri'
No. Did ne raise his shrill voice till the
paneling cracked and the walls gaped,
and cry out: Monster. Thou glutton for
gold. Thou slave of the lust for yellow
backs and long green. / have thee now
and will smite thee with all the vicious
vigor of my tongue No.
The dispatch is sickeningy disappoint-
ing 1t reports that Tillman was posi-
lively tame Not once did he rave. No
froth fiecked his lips. Mr.. Rockefeller. ac-
cording to this strange dispatch, almost
lectured Mr.. TilIman. saying:
Now you might not know it, but Nor
Ea1 and myself stood behind something
Ike sixty banks in New York during the
panic. Now that was a pretty nice thing
for two such very, very bad men to do
wasn't it? Think of the thousands of de-
positors we helped by standing by the
banks. But l hope the people will see
after while that this agitation only
hurts them. ] can get along all right.
The report of the meeting concludes
with this lamentably peaceful paragraph
Senator Tillman seemed deeply inter
ested in Mr. Rockefeller's remarks, anc
when he reached his station bade the
oil king a warm goodbye
All. but wait for the senator's nex'
Speech.
Evening star., 1908-01-25
A Brooklyn Bolter.

Listen to the Brooklyn Eagle:
THE Eagle will not abide by the action
of the Denver convention if that body mas
anv Brvanism left In it, Bryan Is not
democrat. and Organism is not democracy
The Denver convention Will have 10 90
great many things which it apparently
will not do in order to revive. or even ~
regalvanize. democracy. as the Eag.e uh-
derstands it. That which opposes Bryiu,
or Rryanism is historically morally ana
logically more democratic than Bryanlsm
in any form. Those who stand by denoc-
racy as it was represent the democracy
that should be. They will oppose a So
called democracy infused with Bryan or
Organism, well assured of the support oi
their consciences and of their country
men,
Now this is something like. This serves
notice 1t is magnificent though not
everyday politics. Mr.. Bryan will esteem
the Eagle better for knowing just where
to place it. and. naturally. he Will place
IL in the republican column. His reply VIII
be that il is not a democrat, or 1t would
be willing to abide by the action OF the
party regularly taken in convention as
sembled His mission To Frankfort on
Tuesday was to advise the boting demo-
Gratis in the Kentucky Legislature to take
their medicine and vote for the party 5
nominee for senator.
Mr. Bryan's strong card is regularity.
He breaches regularity early and late,
and, it must be admitted. practices it. he
voted for the populist candidate for Pres1-
dent in 1882 but did so. he was able to
explain at the suggestion of Mr.. Cleve-
land New York friends, who were using
populism that year as side line He
swallowed the Parker nomination. al
though a more bitter dose was probably
never presented to political lips.
His spirit and experience teach him,
therefore. to disregard in the main the
criticisms of those who. like himself, are
regular. John Sharp Williams and Mr..
Culberson may say what they please
against government ownership of rail-
roads. MIR. Watterson may continue to
present his general indictment of all the
distinctive Bryanite policies. And Tam
many may appear to hold back now. But
as Mr.. Bryan knows that no bolt is
threatened, or is possible, in those quar-
terS, he goes his way serenely. He takes
back nothing. He qualities nothing. What
he is he is, and If he reaches the White
House will be free to use the presidency
{ to forward all the measures he regards as
of value to the countryi
Are there any other New York news
papers, classed as the Eag.e is as demo-
cratic. and opposed as the Eagle is to
Mr.. Bryan and Organism. resolved upon
! the Eagles course, but reserying an
nouncement? The general problem is rap
idly simplifying. Denver means Bryan
and Bryan can mean nothing but Bryan
ism. Just as Judge Parker nominated
by Wall street manipulations, meant Wall
rxrin IN .4t
Denver, with the south again playing a
leading part, mean what he meant twelve
and eight years ago, plus the additional
touches of populism he has since acquired.
Nobody need be deceived, and nobody
will be deceived who possesses the cour-
age to look at things in broad daylight.