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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-05-29
SERIOUS RESULTS FEARED

You may well fear serious results
from cough or gold, as pneumonia
and consumption start with cold.
Foley's> Honey and Tar cures the most
obstinate coughs or colds and prevents
serious results. Refuse substitutes.
Sold by all dealers.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-05-29
COLDS THAT HANG ON

Colds that hang on in the spring de-
pIete the system, exhaust the nerves.
and open the way for serious illness.
Take Foley's Honey and Tar. 1t
quickly stops the cough and expels the
cold. 1t is safe and certain in results.
Sold by all dealers.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-05-29
If you KNEW

The merits Of the Texas Wonder. YOU
would never suffer from kidney, blad-
Ger or rheumatic trouble. 81 bottle two
months treatment. Sold by druggists
o.. by mail. Send for testimonials. DR..
E. w. Hall, 1926 Olive street, st.
Louis, Missouri.
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TO REMOVE HAIR FROM THE LIZ

A good way to remove hair from the
lips is to push the young man away.
A good way to make old walls look
new Is to drop me card I'll make
them look new with Alabastine. All
colors and tints. J. A. Morris, Jr.
Decorating" that's my business.
80 South Magnolia Street.
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PERSONAL

If any person suspects that their
kidneys are deranged they should take
Foley's Kidney Remedy at once and
rot risk having Brights disease or
diabetes. Delay gives the disease a
stronger foothold and you should not
delay taking Foley's Kidney Remedy.
Sold by all dealers.
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w. n. MORRIS

Electrician and telephone line con-
structor All work guaranteed. Out
Of town orders specially. Address.
W. II. Morris. Ocala. Fla.
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KEEP COOL

Have electric fans placed in your
ctfick or home and keep cool through
the hot months. 1t is inexpensive and
great comfort. See Walter Tucker.
the electrician, about them.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-05-29
CANARY BIRDS FOR SALE

Imported German Canaries. Best
singers in market. Guaranteed. Mrs
L. p. Hamilton, 749 Oak ST., Jackson
Vile, Fla.
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BARBER JOE" Manager.
ELECTRICAL CONTRACTING

II you contemplate having your
ouse wired for electric lights be sure
that you have Walter Tucker. the
electrician, figure on the job. then
!ou'lT have 1t done right--and cheap.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-05-29
NEW RESIDENCE FOR RENT

A completely rebuilt residence Of
seven rooms and bath, city and cis-
tern water; splendid neighborhood,
for rent Apply to F. w. Ditto. or this
office.
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HORSE AND BUGGY FoR SALE

A splendid family horse, gentle,
sound and reliable, good top buggy,
almost new with harness. All for sale
cheap. Apply to ]. p. Phillips, city.
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STORE FOR RENT

The store room in the Montezuma
block recently vacated by A. M. Foor
the shoemaker, is for rent. Apply to-
r. 4. r. Toph, at the Montezuma
hotel
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THE COMMERCIAL
BARBER SHOP
Opens into the lobby of the
Ocala House.

Offers the very best service of skill
I'd workmen with modern appliances.
Strictly sanitary. Electric fans. elec-
trio messages.
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BASE BALL
Result Of Yesterdays Games in the
South Atlantic League

Savannah 6; Columbia 2.
Charleston 2; Macon 2.
Augusta /: Jacksonville O..
Where They Played Today
Columbia at Savannah.
Charleston at Macon.
Jacksonville at Augusta.
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LARGE LETTER PRESS WANTED

A large size letter or copying press
wanted. Apply at this office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-15
A kaff;r and a BEATING.

Just as Kafiir Is slow In locating
pain which is being experienced In his
own body, so Is he slow In imagining
what others are suffering. A grownup
Kafflr related, says Dudley Kidd In
Savage Childhood" that when he was
Il child his father threatened him with
beating If he did something or other.
The child was puzzled as to what
sort of thing beating might be, for,
although he had often seen his bigger
brothers beaten, his imagination was
unable TO work on the sight and recon-
struct the experience of these others
into terms of his own senses.
When his father threatened him,
| therefore, he simply laughed, for he
had not the remotest idea of how n
beating really felt. 1t took very
short timefor the young gentleman to
extend the boundaries Of his knowl-
edge.
Swift retrlbution followed the I'M
pardonable sin Of showing disrespect
to his father, As the children go about
entirely bare, there was no delay for
It lOOk Il btlCh
and applied 1t vigorously, according to
directions" and with entire success.
"When the tears and smarting were
over said the Kaflir In his old age, "T
sat down and thought 1t over. WELL
said to myself, now I know what
father means by beating. don't
know what is the reason of 1t; but,
anyhow, ! know what sort of thing
Il beating Is l often laugh when l
think how stupid was before that"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-15
PAPER MAKING IN KOREA.
Hermit Kingdom Supplies Best to
China and Japan.

1t Is not generally known that the
best kinds of paper met with In China
and Japan are the product of Korea.
1t Is claimed by many that the Korean
paper exeels the very best that Is made
In China and Japan. 1t Is produced
entirely by manual labor and without
the use of any machinery. The raw
material used for the better kinds Is
obtained from the bark of the Prous-
sonetia papyrifera, which is collected
in the spring and beaten in water con-
tanning large admixture of wood
ashes until reduced to II thick pulp,
This is taken In large ladies' and
spread upon frames of bamboo so rs
to form thin sheets. Another kind of
paper Is made from old scraps trodden
Into pulp. much i'll the same way that
grape juice Is extracted In some coun-
tries, and, though this mode of pulp
Ing is Slow, 1t has the advantage of not
breaking the fiber so much as when
machinery is used.
After the pulp has beer made into
paper the sheets are piled up to n
height of six feet and then cut into
pieces, to be again subjected to the
stamping with the feet. At the same
time the roots and seeds of plant
called tackpoul are added, the soluble
parts Of which are supposed to give
tenacity and toughness to the paper
EXCHANGE
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Very Sympathetic.

The manager of shop In LewcS
stood in the doorway the other day
when man with wooden leg and a
crutch came along and said:
~ want you TO do me favor.
want TO leave my leg with you for a
few minutes and go around to the next
street and work house for half a
crown. I've an idea that the folks are
very sympathetic. II l go with one leg
am sure of It,"
VERY WE'LL" said the shopkeeper.
"Just leave your leg here, and I'll take
care OF It."
The wooden substitute was unstrap-
ped and handed over, and the cripple
used the crutch to help himself down
the alley.
Five minutes later he rang the door
bell of house In the next street, to
have 1t opened by the man he had Just
seen.
"Wh-wh- whatw he gasped.
very sympathetic family lives
here" quietly replied the other. You
seem to have met with a sad loss, and
I'm anxious TO help you. Here is
wooden leg which may fit you"
The leg was handed over. The man
sat down on the steps and strapped 1t
on, and as he got up and stumped
through the gate he said to himself:
1--WE heard of condolences since
was a youngster, but this is the first
one that ever hit me with both feet at
London Answers.
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>,
CATCHING AN ALBATROSS.
The Bird Enjoys tho Sport and Is
Landed Uninjured.

With the birds settling by the dozen
1t Is easy enough to capture specimens
for examination without causing In
jury or pain. Any sharply barbed hook
Is altogether superfuous. The alba
trosses absolutely enjoy the excite
ment, and the sport obtained is not
without novel interest.
A small metal frame should be made
In the shape of a hollow triangle at
taehed to 100 yards of stout line and
kept afoat by a good sized piece of
cork. The sides of the metal frame
are then covered with bits of fat pork,
ihe hard skin of which is securely
bound thereto The bait is thrown
astern. and the line Is slowly paid out.
Presently great albatross swoops
through the air, impelled by curiosity
to investigate the nature of the fioat-
Ing pork 1t settles before the dainty
morsel of food; numbers of birds fol-
low suit, each one made bold by COM
petition. and then the sport begins.
AT this moment additional line must
be given In order to compensate for
the progressing of the ship, thus en-
abling bird to seize the desired food.
With sudden rush the supreme eff
fort is made. Once or twice the at
tempt proves Intellectual; but, rendered
bold by greediness. a final grab finds
the curved bill securely wedged inside
the apex of the triangle. as the fierce
tugs on the line quickly Indicate
Steadily the haul is made, hand over
hand, until a helpless albatross is bodI-
ly lifted on to the poop In an absolute
ly uninjured condition. slackened
line enables the bird to escape, and If
scattered wits permitted such an eff
fort sudden flight would obtain release.
The other birds invariably commence
TO attack n wounded comrade, steady
pull being required, even If the line
does cut your hands, to save 1t from
Its friends. Once safely on deck the
mandibles are tied together, for 9TH
erwise the bird throws up an oily
fluid, Il disagreeable habit possessed by
all the tribe
Subject to this preeaution II may
wander gravely around to survey the
new horizon of life. The large eyes
gaze with truly pathetic confidence
expressive of anything but fear.
1t Is strange spectacle to witness
the inauisitive bird soiemnly waddle
to and fro among the equally inqulsi-
tive human beings around True. 1t
objects slightly 10 the process of
measurement, pecklng sharply by way
Of protest. but gentle box on the ear
soon induces submission rs the dimen-
sions are rapidly noted, the albatross
meanwhile rcposing affectionately in
the arms of the second officer
The specimen happens to be n small
one, but the wing expansion from tip
to tip is less than ten feet, the extreme
length of body is three feet six inches
and the formidable bill measures up
ward of four inches.-Cornhill Maya
| zine.
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He Got the Girl.

"Mrs. Trelawney," said Francis Wall
4, mgford, there Is something that /
have for long time wished to say to
you
The president of the Society For the
Squelehing of Husbands looked over
her glasses and frowned. She evident
ly knew what was coming, but after a
moments silence she said in her mos.
impressive platform tones:
"Well, go on. What Is ltY'
IL love your daughter. Miss
Gladys. l have reason to believe that
she returns my passion, and want to
ask you to give her into my keeping"
Mrs. Trelawney's features hardened,
and there was cold. metallic ring In
her voice as she answered
"What recommendations have you to
offer for yourself? How can You con
vince me that you will always love
her-that you will always think her
beautiful"
"She looks like her mother" said
Francis Wallingford "That is enough
to convince me that her beauty will
not diminish as her years increase. OF
course | know that this can hardly be
regarded as final test. You have not
yet reached the age Mt which women
begin to lose their
They were interrupted then, but he
got the girl.-Cleveland Leader.
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Guides In tho Woods.

The sportsmen, sinking down upon
mound Of dead leaves. looked drear-
lily about the bare autumna woods
and said that they We're lost
But the guide pointed to spider's
web. 1T is easy to get your bearings
If you are anything of woodsman. :"
he said. "a web like that. for in
stance, Is nearly an infalIible guide.
Spiders nearly always choose a south
ern exposure for their houses. This
web points due south.
Tree bark Is another guide, for 1t Is
harder, lighter. drer on the tree's
north side. Gum, too, helps. Cum
that ooZes from the southern part of a
tree IS firm and amber colored, but
north pointing gum Is soft and gray.
"The hardwood trees, the oak and
chestnut and ash, have all their moss
and mold confined to the north side.
The cedars and other evcrgreens bend
their tips toward the south.
Even stones are compasses IN the
wilds. Fronting the sunny south they
are bare and dry. 1t Is on their shady,
damp. northern side only that they
bear moss"
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Reminded Him.

negro pastor was warming up to
the climax of his sermon, and his au-
ditors were waxing more and more
excited
II wahns yer, o my congregashun,"
exclaimed the exhOrter-"I wahns yer
against dc sin NV fightn'; | wahns yer
against de sin of whisky drlnkln' an
de sin NV chicken robbin', an | wahns
yer. my breddern, against de sin NV
melon stealth"
A devout worshper In the rear of
the church jumped to his feet and
snapped his fingers excitedly.
"Whuffo does yer. my bruddcr, r'ar
up an snap yo' fingers when ! speaks
Nv melon stealing" asked the preach.
err
"KaZe yo' jes' minds me whar / lef
nah overcoat.' replied the devout wor-
SHIPPER as he hurried off.
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CHINESE TlDBlTS.
The Way Vegetables and Meats Are
Preserved by the Natives.


Preserved by the Natives.
In China turnipS, several varieties of
cabbage and seawecd are often prepar-
ed for winter by giving them n coat of
salt and drying In the sun. A vegeta-
Bile resembling cabbage is sometimes
dried In the sun without salt and put
away In shallow baskets until ready
for use. They have Il way also of MAX
ing kind of sauerkraut very much as
Americans do. The treatment of GER
tain vegetables in this way is COM
mon practice. The best native hams
come from Il region known as the Kin
hua district, In Ghekiang province. The
hams when dressed and ready for cur
ing are carefully placed In watts. A
kind of pickle is then prepared of salt,
water and a sauce from the SOY bean,
which Is poured over the fresh hams.
After the hams have been in the pickle
a sufficient length of time they are talk
en- out and hung up to dry and occa-
sionally, but not often, smoked, when
they are ready for the market Some
times n little nitrate of potash is also
added to help preserve them but this
addition Is the exception and not the
rule. 1t is reported that In the south
hams are cured by means of an alkaline
earth and common salt, but so far as
can be learned no earth of any kind Is
employed in the middle and northern
provinces. The famous picked eggs
of China are preserved with pickle
made of common mud, salt, saltpeter
and soy bean sauce. all mixed together
The eggs are coated with n plaster of
this mixture and laid away until ripe,
when they are ready for the table.
Prepared In this way they will keep
several months.
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WHOLE NO. 1887

I'd the bugbear that had been created
to keep Willie out of the woods.
ITS shame to tease him." cried
Bess, touched by the boys willingness
to sacrifice himself for her. These
nre not whumps, Willie"
Yes. they are" he insisted Il can
hear the clockwork ticking" He was
clinging TO the leg of Bess' eaptor, Jim
Brace, and after one quick glance the
biggest of the whumps caught the
situation. HE hears Braces dollar
watch" he explained as he rolled In
the grass in his glee and his fellows
howled with delight. That dollar
watch had been a standing joke ever
since they had come I'm camp.
Brace smiled as a sudden thought
struck him. Il am a whump" he adj
mitted. u am the chief, or mug
whump. There is but one means of
escape from my awful power. 1t is
well known that whumps never eat
persons who are married or engaged
to be married. must ask this lady IL
she is a bride or bride to be-"
Neither said Bess firmly, Nh
defiant glance at Tim. She knew that
the boat club boys had guessed Tins
admiration for her. Indeed, 1t was an
open secret to all. When the boat club
boys had caught sight of the pair max
ing their way TO the spring and had
laughingly captured them and carried
them Off to camp she had been rather
glad of the interruption, for Tim for
the hundredth time had been pleading
his cause She liked him-to herself
she confessed that she loved hIm-but
she was unwilling to assent to an en-
gagement. This seemed painfully like
n forced issue.
But Willie was determined to save
her life. you can be engaged" he In
sisted, with n glance Mt Tim. please,
Bess, for my sake" "And mine too"
pleaded Tim, leaning against the chair.
please, dear" Bess looked at Brace.
Il nm engaged she said to the mug
whump.
When the cheering had subsidized and
every one had shaken hands with Tim,
Brace turned to Willie.
I'm consideration of the great service
you have rendered one of our men,
bers.' he said solemnly, II as mug
whump tender you the freedom OF the
forest. You Will not even have to
wind my watch, which is an all day
| job for grown man"
Pm so glad" said Willie beaming-
| ly, and Bess and Tim silently echoed
| the sentiment.
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a Poor Pronhet.

Conan Doyle told Of an experience
His teacher must have been one Of
those noble old Romans such as Thack
cray describes as roaring at young
Pendcnnis when the major, his uncle,
called to take the boy away When
Conan Doyle had finished his course In
school the head master called him aside
and, after eylng him with omlnous dis
favor, spoke to him In measured tones
ms follows: "Doyle, l have known you
now for seven years. and | know you
thoroughly. ! am going to say some
thing which you will remember In aft.
er life. Doyle, you Will never come to
any gOodv'-B ookman.
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''Indeed you did," he stated seeu.,..,

'Indeed you did" he stated se.u.o.,,
land | shall wear 1t like a knight for
his lady"
With her eyes avoiding Holden's,
Helen united the blue trophy slowly
from the cane In the sight of the
whole room Van Dorm pinned It to his
sleeve. He did it triumphantly, bend
ing over her with an air of possession
that made Holden set his lips sternly
and turn to Il tense study of the menu.
MAY come back and go home with
head.
Erwin will take u.s." she said, but
l wish II you have n minute you'd
show Aunt Sue the trophy room. She
has never seen it,"
As they went away she faced IIol-
den.
ooh. he took things so for granted"
she told him. Il promised as l might
to any of the college fellows. But what
will people Think
what think" Holden said slowly,
that you are going to marry Van
Dorm"
Her steady glance met his.
Il am not going to marry him."
"Why not?" he probed.
because of this
About her neck at the end of a long
chain she wore loeket of dark blue
enamel marked with n "Y' in seed
pearls.
You remember IT." she asked as she
opened It, You gave it to me on the
evening before that last game"
yes" he said, 81 remember" and
then as he saw what 1t contained he
stopped.
Within was a wisp of bright blue silk
stained and torn and crushed into that
small space
ut Is all that was left of the little
silk pennant that gave you for luck"
she told him. after you We're hurt l
made them let me have It. have kept
1t ever since"
His hand closed over 1t eagerly.
Dear" he said, and his voice broke,
you know how l love you"
Il have never doubted it-even when
you stayed away"
How could come? How could
ask you TO marry meT"
How does any man ask" blush
ingly.
But other men are not cripples.''
"Oh, what difference does it make"
she flung out. Haven't you the same
mind and heart and soul as beforeP
The light that illumined his face
TRANSPORTED It,
Marry me-" he cried. "and mind and
heart and soul shall go TO the making
of Your happiness!'
Van Dorm came back presently, max
ing triumphant progress, with Aunt
Sue in tow. On his arm was the blue
pennant for all the world to gaze, but
Holden's eyes rested on 1t serenely, for
above his heart, hidden from the pro
fame glanees of the multitude, was the
little stained wisp of sapphire silk, the
token of his dear lady's favor.
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Elephant Police.

simultaneously at work capturing a
half dozen struggling, trumpeting
mates Is an imposing one. Like pair
Of animal policemen arresting n prls-
oner. the great beasts side alongside
a victim, take him between them and
jostle and squeeze and worry him. tail
first. toward tree. Every inch Is
contested by the herculean fighters
until nearing a stout tree or stump the
little brown elephant catchers slide
from their mounts to the ground, crawl
under the ponderous bellies and shut
fling. kicking feet. slip cable slings
about hind foot and take turn
around a tree.-Strand Magazine.
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MAKING A COAT.
Thirty nine Distinct Varieties of Work
by as Many Men.

|
by as Many Men.
| According to the United States bu.
reau of labor the old saw at takes
nine taIlors to make a man" Is filled
with INSTRUMENTATION, for In reality.
the bureau finds. 1t takes thirty nine
men of different trades Just to make n
coat under the present system of shop
manufacture. for the day when one
tailor measured the customer, cut out
the cloth and, with his apprentices,
shaped II Into n finished and pressed
garment has practically passed To-
day all one tailor may do Through his
entire life Is TO mark the place where
buttons are to be sewed on. Another
man never marks places for buttons
His speciality IS to mark buttonholes
"A third man spends the long day In
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Had Been There.

Heres firm advertises for gen.
eral man, not afraid OF good pay, one
You have all the qualifications to land
that job"
"All except the $4,000 to invest in
the business" Pittsburg Post.
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Brilliant tdea.

II can't understand" said the stran-
Ger, "s;;,ce the monument Is perfectly
cylindrical In form, why they put In
square railing around It,"
Perhaps" replied the native. they
didn't have enough railing to go
round."-Philade; phia Press.
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podninn the Water,

Constable-Come along. You've got
to have bath. TAMPA barf! What,
wiz water? Constable-Yes, of course.
Tramp-Couldn't you manage 1t wiv
one O. them vacuum cleaners ?-London
Tit-Bits.
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Family Secret.

That's papa's picture" explained
the little girl to the caller who was
looking at n framed photograph on the
piano. "You wouldn't know it unless
told you cause it's got a smile on the
ce."-Chicago Tribune.
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A Substitute,

Customer-Will you give me copy
Of "The Art Of Being Happy Mt
Homer Librarian = I'm afraid it's
out, but | have here little treatise
on jiu jitsu, which makes an excellent
substitute for it.-Pce Mele.
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A French Bull.

On seeing the gallan'ry Of the Moors
the commandant could not help clap
ping his hands and cxclaimlng Bra
vo," as lie advanced with his saber In
one hand and his revolver in the other.
Cor. Paris Matin.
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General Smashup,

Mrs. Benham-It seems as II every.
thing was broken when we moved
Benham-Shouldn't wonder. know
the moving broke me. - New York
Press.