Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-10-09

Said She-It is said that married
men are Drawer than single men. Said
He Yes they have TO be-Chicago
Daily News
Would you give mp your seat to
woman IN carr "How do | know?
Never had u seat yet myself
deiphia Ledger
MaudBut de You believe in vacci-
nation? Bessie--Rather. 1t kept my
sister from playing the piano for near
ly a week. Philadelphia Inquirer.
what do You want with this auto
mobile cataloguey Il propose to write
some dialogue for Il, and then 1t will
he n motor noyel =" Washington Her
aid.
Marks Say old man. did | ever tell
YOU about the awful fright got on my
wedding day? Parks S-s-h-h No
man should speak that way about your
wife Clover.
Dowager So ynM are commencing Il
practice here You're rather young.
aren't you? Young Medieo- Oh--er~--
wen only expect to start on chill
dreu first, YOU know, Punch
Restaurant Keeper What, you can't
pay your check? out you go then
Guest at the Next pable--Here, land
lord, while you are about it. throw me
out, too. Fliegende Biactter.
Are you related 10 the bride or
! groom eieet2" asked the busy usher.
! No 'rhen what interest have you
In the ceremony" I'm the defeated
| candidate. ~ Christian Register
Il trust we shRll make you feel quite
| ut home remarked the hotel proprie-
tor. Don't you try It." expostulated
the married man. I'm away for
good time Philadelphia Record
Sometimes. said the press humor-
! list. Il think my jokes are rotten.
s'pose that's my modesty" mo" ex-
planned friend that's your common
sense Louisville Courier Journal
Yes" remarked Farmer Hodge. my
boy Joe gets a good deal o fun out of
motor cars" "Bnt he doesn't own
machine 'Of course not He's one
o the constables Philadelphia In
qulrer
What sort of table do they SET ut
your boarding houseY' asked the young
man who was contemplating change.
"A table Of waits and measures re-
piled his friend THE first long and
the latter short -Tit-Bits.
when was your age" said the
stern parent Il was accommodating
money Of my own" 'Nes" answered
the graceless youth, hut don't you
think the public was easier then than
It Is now Washington star
How fast 40 you usually trayel?-
Il don't pay much attention 70 that"
answered the motorist Il get most Of
my excitement IN watching the rapidity
with which pedestrians move out Of
my way. Washington Star.
Tom OF course the hri.ie looks love
ly. as brides always do Nell Yes hut
the bridegroom doesn't look altogether
ut; seems rather rum down Tom
Run down? Oh yes, caught after
long chase Philadelphia Press
Officer Ito new recruit doing sentry
go" for the first iime) Now, mind
You, let no one go by without chaIleng-
ing them. Recruit That's all right.
guy'nor. Don't you worry. The slight
est noise wakes me up = Punch.
lis your husband mp yety" asked the
early morning caller Il guess he Ii"
replied the stern-looking woman. I'D
like TO say a few words 10 him" "Id
like to say more than a few. He hasn't
come home yet ~ Philadelphia Press.
The Powder Manufacturer
old Bill, OF all people, going into the
! gunpowder shed with a lighted candle.
should have thought that would be
the last thing bed 30. The Workman
Which, properly speakln', it were,
! sir The Sketch
Hubbie--My dear, II I cannot leave
| the office IN time for dinner tonight
| will send you u note by messenger?
! Wife You need not go to that ex-
/ pense. George, for / have already
| found the note Ia your coat pocket -
| Philadelphia Inquirer.
| GargeEf T missus dOan' get better
! 10y next Tewsday fortnight I'll sen fer
/ 4 doctor Farmer why not before,
| Ciargel Cargo Will. it'll be fowrty
| years mex Tewaday fortnight since we
/ nd T. doctor, an IA like L make il
even fowrty The Taller
Remember" said the earnest in
ventor, III isn't 80 very many years
| since the telephone caused laughter"
| THAT'S true" answered the man who
has trouble With central. AT first Il
caused laughter; now II causes pro
( fenity Washington Star
Have yon read the platform Of our
party Yes" answered Farmer
/ Corhtc ssel What 30 you think OF itY'
ITS good platform. But what /
want 10 know IS Why politics should be
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