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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
GET RICH QUICK.

Schemes of this class have again
come to grief along with the gullible
investors, causing serious loss to
innocent business concerns, as is
always the case of panics in Wall St.
While this last lesson is yet fresh
in mind, it is an opportune moment
to consider causes and means to
avoid like trouble in the future.
Direct your attention to that
greatest of all Newspapers the Gin
cinnati Enquirer. From its columns
one can readily detect the trend OF
currency, it's lodging places, by
whom handled, uses made of it, and
final results.
Again you read quotations of
Bonds, Stocks, and Securities of
every nature, fixing Status of all
business from the retailer, to United
States Government.
Also Current News, facts and re-
liable data covering the entire world;
all sufficiently explicit to enable
thinking people to avoid snags ard
follow the channel of success.
It's extra size and high price, is
the secret of its ability to discover,
obtain, print and serve its patrons
with all the news, and cater TO wants
of people in every calling of life.
The Weekly Enquirer for the
year 1908 has greatly increased its
Clubbing offers which now include
the most select and popular pub
lications of the day at prices slightly
over half the regular Subscription
rates.
Do not overlook the fact that the
year 1908 promises to excel i'll pros
perity any of the past, and that
the Enquirer printed at Cincinnati,
Ohio, is one of the most reliable
sources of information.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
Death Was on His Heels.

Jesse ]. Morris, of Shippers, Va,
had close call in the spring of 1906.
He says: AN attack of pneumonia
left me so weak and with such a fear
full cough that my friends declared
consumption had me, and death was
on my heels. Then l was persuaded
to try DIR. Kings New Discovery. 1t
helped me Immediately, and after TAX
ing two and a half bottles 1 was a
we'll man again. I found out that New
Discovery is the best remedy for
coughs and lung disease in the world. y
Sold under guarantee at ]. H. William
drug store. SOC and $1.OO. Trial bot
tie free. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
More Roosevelt Luck.

A grand naval parade OF the com
bined Atlantic and Pacific fleets in
San Francisco harbor is advertised
for May s. After several weeks tar
get practice in Magdalena bay, Ad-
miral Evans fleet will visit San Di-
ego, San Pedro, Santa Barbara and
Santa Cruz, reaching San Francisco
May 8.
BY an extraordinary coincidence
on May IA the Republican State Con-
vention will meet at Sacramento to
elect delegates to the Chicago con-
vention. II Presidnet Roosevelt were
the least bit of a politician 1t might
be suspected that the date of Admiral
Evans arrival at San Diego and the
big naval spectacle of San Francisco
had been carefully prearranged. But
this is only a practice cruise for the
battleships. So it must be mere Roose-
welt luck that the Sacramento con-
vention is set the week after the ma
val parade.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
Rheumatism

Ihavo found tried and tested cure for Rheu-
matisml Not remedy that will straighten the
distorted limbs Of chronic cripples nor turn bony
growths back to flesh again. That is impossible.
But can now surely kill the pains and pangs Of
this deplorable disease.
In Germany-with a Chemist IN the City Of
Darmstadt-I found the last ingredient with
which DE- Shops Rheumatic Remedy was made
q perfected, dependable prescription. without
that last ingredient. successfully treated many.
many cases Of Rheumatism; but now. at last ituni-
formly cures all durable cases Of this heretofore
much dreaded disease. Those sand-like granular
wastes, found in Rheumatic Blood. seem TO dissolve
and pass away under the action Of this remedy as
freely as does sugar when added TO pure water.
And then. when dissolved, these poisonous wastes
freely pass from the system. and the cause Of
Rheumatism is gone forever. There is now no
real need-no actual excuse TO suffer longer with
out help. We sell. and in confidence recommend
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
How TO MANAGE Husbands.

According to an exchange, this IL
the way to treat him"
When you marry him, love him.
After you marry him, study him.
If he is honest, honor him.
If he is generous, appreciate him.
If he is sad, cheer him.
When he is cross, amuse him.
When he is laxative, listen to him
When he is quarrelsome, ignore him
If he is slothful, spur him.
If he is confidential, encourage him
If he is secretive, trust him.
If he is jealous, cure him.
If he cares naught for pleasure
coax him.
If he favors society, accompany him
If he does you favor, thank him.
When he deserves it, kiss him.
Let him know how well you under
stand him, but never let him know
that you manage" him.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
Wood STRONGER Than Iron.

The strongest wood in the world is
yate, and it grows in Western Aus
tralia. the home of many valuable
hard woods. The official tests of yate
show it to have an average tensile
strength of $4,000 pounds to the square
inch, equaling that of good cast iron.
Many specimens are far stronger than
this. One was tested up to 171s tons
TO the square inch, which is equal 10
Tbs tensile strength of wrought iron.
The sown timber of yate probably is
the strongest in the world. The tree
grows TO a maximum height of 100 feet
and sometimes has a diameter of PA
or even feet.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
Stomach and Liver Trouble Cured.

Orlno Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
stomach and liver trouble as it aids
and stimulates the liver
and bowels without irritating these
organs like pills and ordinary cath
artics. 1t cures indigestion and sick
headache and chronic constipation.
Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup does not
or gripe and is mild and
pleasant to take. Refuse substitutes.
J. II. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08

that would have fired the heart of ev-
cry farmer in Kentucky. But / new
er cease to hope and pray that we will
win, and we will. If / made just one
point or put one person to thinking at
that meetingp
Her blue eyes, that had sparkled
like sapphires on Sunday, shone with
hope. Then CLEAN of remorse came
into them.
"But, my goodness, didn't the Gov
ernor get madl / was sorry, too, but
l had to tell him what the people
think, If L made a mistake in tell
ing him. I'll never get over it."
Miss Lloyd is about 36 years old
and a native of Mason county, where
her father and.brothers are prominent
tobacco growers. She is graduate
of the University of Chicago and prin-
cipal of a girls school at Richmond.
Some time ago she volunteered to
write a series of articles for the Equi-
ty growers. The result has been the
brilliant letters to the Governor, the
press and the misguided Louisville
pulpit" signed by various names, as
"a Boyle County Farmer"
Before she left she disposed of an
important point.
Picture? l should say not. l new
er had one taken and / never shall"
And the strangest part of the whole
story is that Miss Lloyd is strictly a
volunteer in the Equity cause. She
thought it all out for herself, and her
first letter three months ago was her
first work for the growers.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08

Don't cough your head off when you
can get guaranteed remedy In Bees
Laxative Cough Syrup. 1t is espec-
tally recommended for children, as
it is pleasant to take and gentle lax
alive thus expelling the phlegm from
the system. For coughs, colds, Group,
whooling cough, hoarseness and all
Bronchial trouble. Guaranteed. Sold
by 2. Wayne Griffin & Bro. MAIN
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08

When a man writes as follows don't
you think he means It? Mr.. S. G.
Williams, Powderly, Tex, says: 81
have suffered for years with Kidney
and Bladder trouble, using every prep
aration came across and taking many
prescriptions all without relief until
my attention was called to Pineules
After 30 days trial ($1.OO) I am feel
ing fine" Money refunded If not sat
lsfled. Sold by 2. Wayne Griffin &
Bro. mann
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
JOAN OF ARG OF
EQUITY SOCIETY
Name Given Woman Who
Criticised Governor.
JUST A LITTLE SCHOOL MAAM
And a Volunteer in the Farm
erS' CanSe-She Regrets
Wilson's Temper.

Louisville, KY, April beside
a table flooded with kilograms of con-
graduation sat Miss M. Alice Lloyd,
of Winchester, Joan of Arc of the
Equity growers. Half timid, half re-
assured, she was reading the mass of
correspondence by wire which came in,
from the Big Sandy to Fulton, by
means of which thousands of Equity
growers were telling her what her
oine she was. Miss Lloyd had not
been so sure of that when the fires lit
the usually quiet eyes Of Kentucky's
Governor at meeting of the Law
and Order League Sunday, and when
Governor Wilson had spoken his last
angry word in response to her address.
He had taken her statements as an in
ference that he had sold out" to the
American Tobacco Company, and the
applause of 1920 people gathered in
the theater had unnerved the brave
little woman.
"You have done us the service of
our lives" ran one telegram, and the
others were of similar phrasing.
One regret was apparent as we'll as
one hope was pre-eminent in the con-
versation of Miss Lloyd, this morning.
The Governor had got mad. She adj
mitted that. She felt it keenly.
"ie was cold after the meeting"
said she, "and l made no charges
against him. 1 was trying to express
the feelings of the 10000 growers in
Kentucky, and was faithfully record
ing their beliefs and fears in the mat
ter"
Not for a moment did Miss Lloyd
deny that the Governors speech was
splendid" She admired him, the
quiet man blazing into righteous an
ger when his honor as an official was
touched. He had been sitting on the
platform and no one had any more
expected to hear from him than they
had from Miss Lloyd. But her speech
left only one thing to do. Neither
had been on the program, so they
both turned about and occupied most
of it.
The little auburn haired woman,
dressed in black, smiled when it was
suggested that she had showed Will
son, Bradley and Roosevelt away
from the spotlight in Kentucky and
was basking in its glare.
"Not basking," said she in reproof
m'm going back to my school teach
ing at Richmond right away. hadn't
planned to make speech you know,
l simply came down to hear and see,
but at the same time / determined
that if any misstatements were made
about the men in brown jeans, with
the jeans tucked into their boots tops,
l would correct them. That was all.
l simply couldn't help doing that.
ooh, if the people only knew the
truth. If they only knew the strug-
gle of the men in the tobacco districts.
If they only knew how brave, how
loyal, and how patient these men have,
been. And they are real Kentuck-
ians. They are the men who have
made the State.
at makes me furious to think of
any one of our blood and bone siding
against our own men, women and chill
dren, and with foreign corporation,
grasping at everything in sight. l
know l did not do our cause justice.
Oh, if l could have said something
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08

Remember that when the stomach
nerves fail or weaken, Dyspepsia or
Indigestion must always follow. But,
strengthen these same weak inside
nerves with DR.. Shops Restorative,
and then see how quickly health will
again return. Weak Heart and Kid
ney nerves can also be strengthened
with the Restorative, where Heart
pains, palpitation or Kidney weakness
is found. Don't drug the Stomach
nor stimulate the Heart or Kidneys.
That is wrong. Go to the cause of
these ailments. Strengthen these wea
inside nerves with DR.. Shops Restor-
alive and get well. A simple, sim
gle test will surely tell. All deal
ers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
Whom Il Benefits.

Finnerty (who takes dhrop)-I
see tibet wan iv thin scientific gents
says an occasional spree is binificial
FIR some min.
Mrs. Finnerty-Troth it is; never
yet saw saloonkaper tibet didn't wear
fine clothes an dimint ring or two.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08

Thirty Days Trial $100 is the Of
fer on Pineules. Relieves backache,
Weak Back, Lame Back, Rheumatic
pains. Best on sale for Kidneys,
Bladder and Blood Good for young
and old. Satisfaction guaranteed or
money refunded. Sold by 2. Wayne
Griffin & Bro. MAIN
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
Il Depends.

Miss Stocksanbons-I thought l saw
the Baron come in. Where is he?
Mr.. Stocksanbons-He has Just had
an interview with me, and at present
he is in the library to figure out
whether he loves you or not.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
Many Women Praise This Remedy.

If you have pains in the back, Uri-
nary, Bladder or Kidney trouble, and
want certain, pleasant herb cure for
woman's ills, try Mother Gray's Aus
tralian- Leaf. 1t is a safe and never
failing regulator. AT Druggists or
by mail Scots. Sample package FREE
Address, The Mother Gray Co., Leroy,
N. Y. l5tf
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
One Hundred Dollars paid by DIR

One Hundred Dollars paid by DR..
Shoop for any recent case of Grippe
or acute Cold that 20 cent box OF
Preventics will not break. How is
this for an offer? The Doctors SUI
preme confidence in these little Candy
Cold Cure Tablets-Preventics
certainly complete. It's 800 against
25 cents-pretty big odds. And Pre-
yentics, remember, contain no quinine,
no laxative, nothing harsh nor sicken-
ing. Pneumonia would neven appear
IL early colds were always broken.
Safe and sure for feverish children.
As Preventics 25c. All Dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
ga ASTORIA.
Bear. the n The Kind You Have Always Bought
''s1 q: G92zzZm
Down and Out.

Mr.. White-Did de mule hurt you
when he threw yo las month, Rastus2
Rastus-'Deed he did, sab. / went
up so high dat when l came down l
landed in spell o sickness.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
In a Queer Position.

"But why in the thunderation did
you give that man quarter if he is a
dead beatH" asked the friend.
"Why, he threatened to jump into
the river" replied the tailor.
"Why didn't you let him jump
Because he still owes me for the
suit he has on and he would ruin il. "
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
BOTH ONE YEAR
FOR ONLY $3.50.

These are great combina-
tions. In order to procure
them you must give or send
your order to the HARTFORD
HERALD-NOT to the Cour-
ier-Journal.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
Who
Win Be
President?

This is a Presidential year
and every man must read to
keep posted on politics, The
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-04-08
Courier-JournaI.
(HENRY WATTERSON, Editor

Is "a Democratic newspaper,
but it prints she news as it
develops. One dollar a year
is the price of the WEEKLY
COURIER JOURNAL, but you
can get that paper and the
HARTFORD HERALD
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
THE INTERSTATE FAIR

Denver.-All indications point to the
first annual Colorado Interstate Faiy
and Exposition to be held In Denver
next week as being by far the largest
exhibition Of the ktnd ever given In
the West.
The fair opens Monday, September
7th. with grand military demonstra-
ton. Governor Buchtel, President
Charles L. Stubs of the Fair associa-
ton. Mayor Speer OF Denver and
other prominent men will speak The
entire detail Of United States troops
from Fort Logan. together with several
thousand of the Colorado militia, will
participate in the opening ceremonies.
1t is Labor Day and the labor organiza-
t1ons Will also have a celebration. II
has been arranged that Denver shall
be decorated and illuminated all week
Pains fireworks forms the attraS-
ton at the fair grounds for Monday.
Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
nights and upon these nights there
will be no special attractions in the
city.
Friday night will be an illuminated
automobile parade through the princs
pal streets Of the city, and out to tho
fair grounds. 1t is expected that 5000
autos will be in line.
Saturday night will be a masked car
nival on the streets of Denver, With
masked ball in FL Jebel Temple.
Every department at the Interstate
Fair is filling rapidly and the display
VIII be one of the most remarkable
ever gathered in the West. In the
mining exhibits alone will be twenty
tons OF selected ores.
In the horse and cattle departments
Will be the finest animals in the world.
This department will be the largest
ever seen west of the Missouri river
and some famous animals will be eI-
hibited.
There will be special running and
harness races every afternoon, and
also a horse show in front Of tho
grand stand. This horse show is open
to the world and promises to be by
far the best ever seen in the West.
knabenshue, the airship man. win
be here with his great passenger car
rying airship, and II. G. Powers -
gathering together a Midway similar
to the Pike at St Louis. and to be
known as the Great Divide. that win
be replete with new and striking at
fractions.
Gargiulo. the great band master.
and his band will give concerts twice
every day, and in addition will be
score of other bands, so that music
will be one OF the big features.
II Is promised by the fair manage
ment that there will be something 60
Ing on every minute, so that the sew.
enty-five thousand people expected
will have plenty OF entertainment
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
PICNIC FOR THE PUP.
His Devotion to Duty Rewarded by
Strange luxuries.

A Boston bulldog owned by George
II. Clapp was so determined to cap
ture a woodchuck which he had chased
into its den that he followed after and
staid in the hole all night.
When the dog had got his Jaws
about the enemy he found that he
could not get out owing to the small
size OF the animals hole. >
Rather than lose his prey the dog
retained his hold on the woodchuck
over night, and was helped out by his
master in the morning. The dog was
nearly exhausted. and revived after
feeding and drinking in curious man.
ner.
He consumed about two quarts Of
unguarded ice cream. which had been
set aside for party. and capped the
climax by falling into n bucket OF lem.
onade.-Worcester (Mass) Telegram
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
WHAT THE TRADE MARK MEANS
TO THE BUYER

Few people realize the Importance
OF the words Trade Mark" stamped
on the goods they buy. II they did
1t would save them many dollar
spent for worthless goods and put a
lot OF INSCRIPTIONS manufacturers
out Of the business.
When a manufacturer adopts q
trade mark he assumes the entire re-
sponsibility for the merit OF his prod
uct He takes his business repu-
ton in his hands-out in the lime.
light-'on the square" with the buy
er Of his goods, with the dealer, and
with himself.
The other manufacturer-the one
who holds out Inducements" offer
Ing to brand all goods purchased with
each local dealers brand - sidesteps
responsibility. and when these infe.
rior goods come back" it's the local
dealer that must pay the penalty.
A good example OF the kind Of pro-
lection afforded the public by a trade
mark is that offered in connection
with National Lead Company's adver.
Using Of pure White Lead as the best
paint material.
That the Dutch Boy Painter trade
mark is an absolute guaranty of puri.
ty in White Lead is proved to the
most skeptical by the offer National
Lead Company make to send free to
any address blowpipe and instruc.
tons how to test the white lead for
themselves The testing outfit Is be
Ing sent out from the New York
office Of the company. Woodbridge
Building.
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
Aopreel,,e, Teachers. Work.

One woman says that when her
children bring home their school re-
ports at the end OF the month she al.
ways finds five minutes In which to
write n personal letter to the teach.
ers. II there is something that the
children have learned that surprised
her she writes note of thanks and
appreciation. and II the reports are
unsatisfactory she writes Offering to
help the teacher In any way she may
suggest. Needless TO say. the teach.
ers are appreciative. as any one will
know who has ever taught school,
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
REMAINS THE SAME.
Well Brewed Postum Always Paiatabis

The favour OF Postum. when boiled
according to directions. IL always tho
samc-mild. distinctive. and palatablc.
II contains no harmful substance like
caffeine. the drug In coffee. ana hence
may be used with benefit nj all times.
believing that coffee was the cause
OF my torpid liver. sick headache and
misery In many ways" writes an Ind.
lady. Il quit and bought a package Of
Postum about a year ago.
MY husband and have been 30
well pleased that wc have continued
TO drink Postum ever since. We like
tho taste OF Postum better than coffee,
Ms II has always the same pleasant
favour. while coffee changes itR taste
with about every new combination or
blend.
"sincc using Postum I have had no
more attacks OF gail collie. tho hcavi
ness has left my chest. and tho old
common. everyday headache Ii .
thing unknown" "Therc's q Reason"
Namo given by Postum Co.. Battle
Greek. Mich. Read Tho Road 70
Wellville." In pkgs.
Ever read the above lsttsrf A new
enc appears from time 70 time. They
are genuine. true, and full o. human
Interest,
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
Special Test Of Timber.

An example OF the progress OF the
science OF forestry In this country Is
furnished by the cooperation Just ar.
ranged between the University OF
Idaho and the United States forest
service for testing the timber grow
Ing In the State OF Idaho. The tests
will be specially directed to determine
the fitness OF these timbers for use
as bridge stringers. railroad ties and
paving blocks.
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
Georgia Special Session Futile.

Atlanta, Oa.-Gcorgia efforts to
correct the convict lease system
through legislation nt n special session
Of the house and senate Of the state
may not amount to anything. Indica.
tons arc now that the measure known
~ tho Holden bill. which has already
passed the house. does not meet with
the approval Of Gov. Hoke Smith. and
that he will not sign It under any cir.
cumstanccs. There II no limit to the
time Of the extra session. and there
have been reports about the capitol
that II would Be prolonged beyond DC.
tobsr.
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
For James Cat Only,

cat belonging to Mrs. Jones' had
caused great annoyance to the small
boys OF the neighborhood by killing
some OF their pets. so they decided to
set trap for It, Dwight little boy
OF Z, with n very tender heart, was
much afraid some innocent cat would
suffer, so printed the following notice
and pinned 1t on the trap:
This Is for James cat only
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
We Know That Fellow.

THAT man over there Is the biggest
skin in the city"
Rob you. would he?"
Rob! Say. II ! had to shake hands
with that fellow wouldn't feel sure
had all my fingers until I'd counted
'sm."-Boston Transcript
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
Beneath His Station.

A young lady went into well known,
establishment few days 20 and said
TO the shopwalker. do you keep sta
tionary?"
mo. Miss" replied the shopwafker.
III did should lose my Job"
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
ASK YOUR DEALER FOR THE

BooktET bryan Songs. loo: 81 q hue-
dred. y. II. uirdsali. Pine HUNS, we
The Monte Vista journal., 1908-09-05
Ancestral Food.

Mrs. Gunson: Aren't the Tollums
somewhat old,fashloned?"
Mrs. Wyss: VERY. They always
have oatmeal for breakfast"