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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
Satan Terrified.

There Is as great genius displayed in
advertising rs in the higher branches
OF literature. No problem daunts the
modern advertising man.
In the window OF a little book store
In Eighth avenue, New York. was re-
Gently heaped great pile Of Bibles
marked very low. Never before were
Bibles offered at such bargain. and
above them all In big letters was the
inscription.
Satan trembles when he sees
Bibles sold as low as these
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
A friend never has to make the as
sertion that he is friend,
You Have Often seen Women

You Have Often Seen Women
with marked blueness or paleness of
face, vitiated appetite and craving
for unwholesome food. These are
signs of disordered liver, and the trou-
bic must be corrected at once or worse
results are sure to follow. DIR. David
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy dispels
liver disease. Husbands and fathers
cannot afford to treat this matter light
".
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Certainly Would.

City Man Ito villager,-Wouldn't II
open your eyes II you were to look
across at that lot there and see one OF
our city skyscrapers covering It? W.
lage Man-Waal, guess would. see-
In as Eve got twenty head o. cattle
grain there--Bohemian
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Possibly some politicians think that
machine voting has been SO successful
in the past that the voting machine
should be equally SO in the future.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

All the.details of the plan to sell the
Philippines to Germany have been ar
ranged excepting two points
American disposition to sell and the
Germany disposition to buy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
Well Grounded.

as my son getting well grounded m
the classics?" asked the anxious mil
lionaire.
Il would put II even stronger than
that replied the private tutor ~ may
say that he is actually stranded on
them. Chicago Record Herald
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Don't let the baby suffer from &C.
zema, sores or any itching of the skin.
Doan's Ointment gives instant relief;
cures quickly Perfectly safe for child
rem. All druggists sell it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Never can tell when. you'll mash a
finger, suffer cut, bruise or burn, or
scald. Be prepared. DR. Thomas
Eclectric Oil instantly relieves the
pain quickly cures the wound.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Had dyspepsia or indigestion for
years. No appetite, and what | did
eat distressed me terribly. Burdock
Blood Bitters cured me y. II. Walk
er, Sunbury, Ohio.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
Water.

Schoolmaster lat end OF object les
son)-Now. can any Of YOU tell me
what Is waterf Small aud Grubby
Urchin-Please, teacher. waters what
turns black when you puts your 'ands
b it--Dundce Advertiser.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Group positively checked in 90
minutes. DIR. Shops 70 minute Group
Remedy acts like Magic. No vomiting, no.
thing harsh. A simple, safe, pleasant, depend
able Group syrup. SOC Sold by $. w. Cochran
4 Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Miss Elder-The idea OF his pretend
ing that my hair was gray. Miss Pep
Ridiculous. Miss Elder-wasnt
II. though? Miss Peppery-Yes. Just
as II you'd buy gray hair.-Exchange.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Two persons were treated at Coop
er Hospital, Camden, recently for
hi ties of vicious dogs that were allow
ed to RIM at large.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
She knsyx . Good rhina.

Mistress. Bridget. hope the baker
sent US fresh macaroons today. Bridg-
et-Yes. ma'am. They wux grand.
They wig that good ate them. livery
wan.-New York Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Pain can be quickly stopped. a
IS cent box OF DR.. Shoop's Headache Tabl cts
will kill any pain, everywhere, in 20 minutes
Besides they ARE thoroughly safe Painful
periods with women, neuralgia, :etc., quickly
cease after one tablet. Sold by 8 W Cochran
& Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

500 90 paid by DR.. Shoop for any
recent case of Grippe or acute cold that a
IS cent box Of Preventics will not break.
How is this for an offere The Doctors SUI
preme confidence in these little Candy Cold
Cure Tablets reventics- is certainly CON-
plete. It's 600. against IS cents-pretty
big odds. And preventics, remember, contain
no auinine, no laxative, nothing harsh nor
sickening. Pneumonia would never appear
II early colds were always broken. Safe and
sure for feverish children. % Preventics CSC
Sold by s. W. Cochran h 90,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

In Pinch, use ALIENS FOOT EASE.
A powder for tired, aching, swollen feet. We
have over 5000 testimonials. All druggists.
Csc. Don't accept any substitute. Trial pack.
age FREE by mail Address Allen s Olmsted,
LIE Roy, N. Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

One thing may be said to the credit
of the parrot-he never makes any
thing worse in repeating it
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

The saber is an oriental weapon. 1t
was introduced into the French cavalry
III i7to.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Walt Is hard word to the hungry
German Proverb.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

CALVIN iSOLLIDA Y, President.
JOHN @. HOLC0HBE, Ffce President.
ISAIAH p. SMITH. Cashier
FRANK A. PHILLIPS Asst Cashier.
JAMES s. STUDDIFORD. Teller
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Three per cent interest paid on Certificates
of Deposit and in Savings Department.
Safe deposit boxes for rent in new vault
from three dollars up Wills reeeipted for
and kept free of charge.
No charges made for collecting incomes
and making investments
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Tact is always remembering that a
fine needle requires fine thread
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

The Perfection OF baking-MAt
KAy's bread.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Get the Best. MAcKAY's-Special
every afternoon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
GA - II - h z a.
p.a,. IL. ,lae Mud You Haze Aways Bought
''', ~ &1M4ZsNx

The perfection Of Bread-MAc-
Kay's Special.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in
the Childrens Home in New York, cure Fever
ishness, Bad Stomach. Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy
Worms. Over 10000 testimonials. They never
fail AT all Druggists, CSC. Sample FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
There's satisfaction in smoking
Lambertville Puffs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

A man can starve on flood for re-
lection
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
ACT QUICKLY.
Delay Has Been Dangerous in Lambert.
vile.

Do the right thing at the right time.
Act quickly in times of danger.
Backache is kidney danger
Doan's Kidney Pills act quickly
Cures all distressing, dangerous kid
ney ills.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
THE NORRIS COUNTY
SAVINGS BANK,

Deposits made on OF before the third day of
any month draw interest from the first of the
month. Interest January l, 1908, 4 per cent
per annum up to One Thousand Dollars
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

Michigan has spent $4s,244,IiI.7o
for its schools in sixty-eight years
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
Plenty of evidence to prove this.

John II. Masten, living at 30 Delevan ST
Lambertville. N. j., says: For some time
suffered from sharp twinging pains through
the small of my back, which Mt times extend
ed into my shoulder blades The secretions
from my kidneys1were very irregular in
action, especially during the night and pass
ed with scalding sensation. My condition
finally became so serious that was forced to
take tn my bed and was unable to turn over
without assistance, After trying "A number of
prescriptions and remedies without finding
relief, procured Doans Kidney Pills at Geo
NJ Shamalia's drug store. They helped me so
much that continued their use until cure
was the result. have felt very well ever
since and take pleasure in advising others to
give Doans Kidney Pills trial"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doans and
take no other.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04

How fearless and plain spoken ;
man is in talking to his women folksl
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-04
nIREGInRS

DIRECTORS.
Calvin Solliiay. Frank 4. Phillips.
Samuel A. Burns. Geo. l.. ROmine.
+. +. Lesr. John q. Holcombe,
Geare. ~. H,s-->. Wiimo puinbv.
Isni4ii q. smith. !. W. crook.
Hiliism Iauer.
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DEPOSITS $3,o51,o96.1o
SURPLUS 86,6O5.11

OFFICERS
PHiLANOER q. PERSON. PRESIDENT
GUY MlNrON, v,cr-PrssioINr
HORACE q. WOLFE, srcy AND rarAs.
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m AN AGE RS

CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11
A Square Deal

Is assured you when you buy DIR. Piercs's
family medcines-.for all the ingredt-
ents entering into them are printed on
the bottle wrappers and their formulas
are attested under oath as being complete
and correct. You know just what you are
paving for and that the ingredients are
gathered from Natures laboratory, being
selected from the most valuable native
medicinal roots found growing In our
American fores tsaa while potent to cure
are perfectly harmless svsn to the most
delicate womeS aS5ThildreT Not 2 drop
ai alcohol srlers into their c494QSltioa'
Eastt5S and. .PTsssTll1gS Inc msdlcl5Sl
principles used I'M them, yiz.--Qure trlQle-
refined gIycerine. This agent possesses
intrinsic medicfnal properties Of Its own.
being a most valuable antiseptic and anti
ferment, nutritive and soothing demul-
cent.
Glycerlne plays an important part In
DIR, Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery in
the cure of indigestion, dyspepsia and
weak stomach. attended by sour risings.
heartburn, foul breath, coated tongue,
poor appetite, gnawing feeling In stom-
ach, biliousness and kindred derange-
ments of the stomach. liver and bowels.
Besides curing all the above distressing
ailments, the Golden Medical Discovery"
Is specific for all diseases OF the mucous
nasal passages or of the stomach, bowels
or pelvic organs. Even in its Lucrative
stages it will yield to this sovereign REM
edy if its use be persevered in. In Chronic
Catarrh of the Nasal passages, it Is well,
while taking the Golden Medical Dis
covery" for the necessary constitutional
treatment, to cleanse the passages freely
two or three times Il day with DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy. This thorough course
of treatment generally cures the worst
cases.
In coughs and hoarseness caused by bron-
chial throat and lung affections. except con-
sumption in its advanced stages. the "Golden
Medical Discovery" is a most efficient rem
edy. especially in those obstinate. hang-on
coughs caused by irritation and congestion of
the bronchial mucous membranes The "Dis"
Covery " Is not so good for acute coughs aris-
ing from sudden colds. nor must 1t be eN-
pected TO cure consumption in Its advanced
stages-no medicine will do that-but for all
the obstinate. chronic coughs. which. II neg
lected or badly treated, lead up to consump-
Non. 1t is the best medicine that can be taken.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11
COAL MINE INSPECTOR
VISITING GLENWOOD
From Monday s Daily Post.

State Coal Mine Inspector John
ID. Jones arrived here last night,
and will make the Hotel Glenwood
his headquarters for a few days.
He will make tour of inspection
of the coal mines in the vicinity of
the town. Mr.. Jones has just com
pleted an inspection of mines at
Cameo, Palisade, and those near
Grand Junction, and reports all
of them in excellent condition.
"You are more fortunate over
here said he, ethan on the east
ern slope, as far as accidents are
concerned. And Colorado as a
whole is much more fortunate than
several states of the East, where
great disasters have occurred in
coal mines in the last few
months"
Mr.. Jones says that Glenwood
is one of the prettiest towns he
has ever seen in his life.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11
Bad Stomach Trouble Cured.

Having been sick for the past
two years with a bad stomach
trouble, a friend gave me dose
of Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They did me 50
much good that | bought bottle
of them and have used twelve bot
ties in all. Today | am well of q
bad stomach trouble. Mrs. John
Lowe, Cooper, Maine. These tab
lets are for sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11
BONDSMEN SHIELD
POSTMASTER HILDRETH.


There are no new developments
in the Basalt postoffice scandal.
the Post having covered the prin-
cipal facts in yesterdays issue.
Since that time, however, the
bondsmen have made good Hill
dreth's deficit of $536.72 and the
postoffice is still in charge of Jno,
p. McMillen. The Inspector stat
ed that Hildreth s books had been
well kept and no attempt made
on the books to deceive or to COW
er up the shortage.
The facts are that Hilderth
came down to Glenwood to en-
joy (9) a Christmas debauch and
to accomplish his purpose he used
the money belonging to Uncle
Sam, and when he came to his
senses he found that he had no
means of replacing the stolen
funds.
1t is said he still imagined him
self rich, and when first ap-
preached on the subject refused to
turn over his personal property to
reimburse his bondsmen for the
amount they were obliged to pay
the government in his behalf. His
riches soon vanished, however, at
the approach of real sobriety, and
he settled as best he could with
those who had stood between him
and prison.
Even now there is no certainty
that Ilildreth will be able to es-
cape the exacting consequences
of a violation of the law. but he
has not yet been placed under ar
rest and his friends have hopes
that. for the sake of his family.
the federal courts will be lenient
with him.
Separated from the damning
effects of drink, Hildreth is a very
decent fellow and he has consider
able ability. His friends at Basalt
and elsewhere have several times
tried to set him on his feet, but
this last move seems to have de-
stroyed every bit of confidence
anyone has had in him and it will
be very difficult for him to get an
other start.
Wrecked and disgraced, and
fortunate indeed if he escapes
prosecution by the government on
a penitentiary otfense. Hildreth
furnishes a fair example of what
booze will bo for a man who per-
mits himself to become its slave.
While in Glenwood a few days
ago Hildreth telephoned to Sa-
loonkeeper Kelly at Basalt, say
ing that he, Hildreth, had com
mitted suicide in Glenwood.
Charles Lang, from whose place
llildreth 'phoned, happened to
overhear the announcement. and
Immediately called up Basalt and
gave the information that Hill
dreth was fooling. Hildreth, it
appears, was quite liberal in
booze will do for man who per-
chased a revolver and this fact
was reported to Marshal Malaby.
The marshal had been told of the
telephone message, and decided ii
would be best to disarm Hildreth.
Accordingly he did so, and the
merchant from whom the weapon
had been purchased, refunded the
money paid for it.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

A tickling cough from any cause is
quickly stopped by DR.. Shops Cough
Cure. And it Is so thoroughly harmless
and safe that DR.. shoop tells mothers
everywhere to give 1t without hesita.
tion even to very young babes. The
wholesome green leaves and tender
stems of a lung healing mountainous
shrub furnish the curative properties
to DR.. Shops Cough Cure. It calms
the cough and heals the sore and SEN
sitive bronchial membranes No opium
no ehloroform, nothing harsh used to
injure or suppress. Simply resinous
plant extract. The spaniards call this
shrub which the doctor uses "The Sa.
cred Herb" Demand DR.. shoop's.
Take no other. All dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11
The Price of Peace.

The terrible itching and smart
ing incident to certain skin dis
eases is almost instantly allayed
by applying Chamberlain's Salve
Price, 25 cents. For sale by all
dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

A cooperative laundry in San
Jose, Calf, is being operated by
the labor organizations of the
county.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

It's the same old winter goul-
ash. Every minor Lacquer signed
by the majors is the most wonder
full ball player that ever spit on
a nitt.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

This is the jubilee year of the
Associated Blacksmiths' Societies
of Great Britain. The first sub
ordinate was organized in 1858.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

Products to the amount of $35,-
100000 annually are manufac-
tured by prison convicts in the
United States.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11
X LOCAL NEWS OF GLENW00D

DeI.an 4 Co.
Fine Mexican drawn work 900
Colorado avenue. n-11tf
Hon James Dilts of Eagle and
Ed Slaughter of Gypsum are
tranSacting business today at the
local land office.
Mrs. Cooley came down from
Eagle county this morning to
make final proof in the land Office
on desert entry.
Mrs. Edith Bailey returned this
morning from Denver where she
was an attendant at the State
Teachers association.
Miss Finley and Mrs. Tully re-
turned this morning from Denver
where they attended the State
Teachers association.
Mrs. p. X. Barthell passed
through Glenwood this morning
on her way from Gypsum where
she spent the holidays with hcl
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Doll
Mrs. Lettie McPhee. mother OF
County Treasurer f. McPhee. ar
rived in Glenwood from Rife to-
day to visit her son, who has been
i'll for several days. He is in an
improved condition today.
John Siroch and Tolona Toni
ON, both of Coal Basin, were unit
ed in marriage by Judge Boards
ley of the county court this morn
ing. The couple brought a number
of their friends to Glenwood with
them to witness the ceremony.
Mrs. Carl Franklin of Roam
creek passed through Glenwood
this morning on her way to the
home of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs
II. Station, at the Cattle creek
ranch, having been called home
by the serious illness of her ia
ther.
Trial Catarrh treatments are being
mailed out free, on request, by DR..
Shoop, Racine. Wis. These tests are
proving to the people-without pen
ny's cost-the great value of his scien-
tifc prescription, known to druggists
everywhere as DIR. Shops Catarrh
Remedy. Sold by all dealers.
The valuation of the different
towns of the county are gwen by
the assessor as follows: Steamboat
Springs, $211 800; Yampd, SS.,.
06O; Hayden, 1868, 40. The total
valuation of the county is So, ,446,-
666, an increase of approximately
$l5O0O0 over last year.--Steam
boat Pilot.
The funeral of Henry Raynel
was held this afternoon from the
Presbyterian church, the Rev.
Greer Foote preaching an inter
esting sermon. Interment was in
Rosebud cemetery. The pail bear
ers were selected from those who
knew Mr.. Rayner best in his life
time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson of Cardiff
were in town Wednesday. Mr.
Wilson resigned his position as
manager of the Colorado Supply
company store at Cardiff t. ac-
cept the management of the Red
stone store for the same company
1t is reported that Mr.. Smith at
Redstone will quit the company
1t is also reported that Felix
Young, manager of the Coal Basin
store, will be transferred to Car
diff. Carbondale Item.
Hiram Farnum, brother of Nor
tician w. II. Farnum, is in Glen
wood for short visit. In the ear
ly eighties "Hi' Farnum owned
a ranch on Elk creek, near New
Castle, and he visited Glenwood
previous to that when there was
no Glenwood. He is one of the
old residents who, in the early
days, crawled into the then mar
row entrance of the old cave to
get vapor bath. His present
home is in Belt, Mont, where he
conducts a livery. transfer and
coal business.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

Bishop Knight and Rev. c. w.
Dubois left this morning for
Grand junction where tomorrow
the bishop will meet the Episco-
pal clergy of western Colorado
and discuss plans for the future
work of the diocese.
The marriage fever is still rag
ing in Steamboat, and several
more are booked for this month.
1t is a good thing, for drives,
walks, and strolls these cold win
ter nights are not what they are
cracked up to be.-Routt County
Sentinel
Charley Darrow took half of
his family to the Episcopal
church yesterday morning. Char
ley promised the new bishop on
Saturday that he would see to it
that congregation was present
at the Sunday morning service.
He made good.
John p. Thomas, Jr left last
evening for Denver where he will
take his law studies at the Uni
versity of Denver. John is one
of the few of Glenwood's young
men who believe that an educa-
tional foundation makes for ones
future success and he is carving
out his future along that line.
Rev. Greer Foote, the new Pres
byterian minister on Sunday NOR
ming preached to his people his
first sermon since his call to this
charge. Mr.. Foote impresses one
as an earnest and enthusiastic
worker and those who attended
his services held yesterday morn
ing and evening pronounce him
an able speaker. He was greeted
by encouraging congregations at
both services.
An appropriation of 500 has
been made for the Holy Cross for
est reserve for the purpose of
purchasing traps and poisons for
use in the work of determination
which the rangers will soon begin
against predatory animals. There
are a number of grey wolves in
the vicinity of Red Cliff and these
for the past several years have
been a serious menace to the stock
interests. The forestry officials
will undertake to assist the stock
men by, as much as possible, rid
ding the range of these ferocious
beasts.
A call has been issued for the
second session of the TRANSMITS
sissippi Dry Farming congress to
be held in Salt Lake City, January
% to 26. The governors of each
of the states included in the arid
territory may appoint from 10 to
20 delegates, the mayor of each
city five, and the county commits
sioners of each county five and
not more than ten delegates. Gov
ernors, state engineers and direct
ors of U. S. and state experimen-
tai stations are eligible to repre-
sentation in the meeting. The
first session was held in Denver
last January and was great sue.
cess.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. J. Anderson
are visiting Mrs Anderson's par
ents and expect to visit friends
of her former days in New Castle,
Carbondale and Rife. Mrs. An
derson will be remembered as
Miss Helen Barry, who spent sew
eral years in this county. Since
her marriage she has made her
home in Weippe, Ida. Her hus-
band has an extensive merchan-
disc and lumber business and has
been disposing of train-load of
lumber in Denver. After a visit
in this county Mr.. and Mrs. An
derson will visit Salt Lake, Los
Angeles, San Diego, San Francis
co and Portland before returning
to their home.
A tickling cough from any cause is
quickly stopped by DR.. shoop's Cough
Cure. And it Is so thoroughly harmless