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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13
:. NothIng Ilke statietIea.

'hi have carefully figured. 1t out and find that if all, the cattle we ship 10 market each year were one COW. she would browse on the tropical vegetA- ton along the equator, while her tall was switching icicles of the North Pole" says Homer Hoch And by the aid of higher branches of mathematics I have made a careful compution which shows that if all the hogs we slaughter annually were one hog, that animal could dig the Panama canal in tive roots, and half, and its squeal would borealis."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13
Fnrmern nnh Nnture studr

NFUUU WdlEI TsWGbT pIIbCs
 The old farmers of a generation o so back used to plant their corn wher the white oak leaves were as large a. sauiTrel's ears, and It. Is said they raised good corn. too. This suggest that the farmer of the old days was { close student of nature, carrying ou the farm program in closer harmony with the ssason's development thar does the farmer of to-day.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13
Commissioners Sale

Under and by virtue of an order and de- cree rendered by Honorable J. B. Gaston. Judge of Probate, Montgomery County. Ala: to seii to the highest bidder for cash. at public auction. at the Artesian Basin on CouYt Eduare in the City of Montgomery. Alabama, on the goth day of May isos at i2;0e o'clock M. ell that certain real prop erty lying In the City end County of Mont te-wit: beginning at a point Pie ft. west from the N. W. intersection of Sayre Street and JeAf Davis Avenue, thenca running west 7o N thence north iBe ft. thence west 50 it. thence north s35 ft., thence east 1 20 it.. thence south 3s5 it.. to the point of be- ALEXANDER TROY,
 wed.st cemmissiensr.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13

If Nthe fly family can hold out again& the crusade that is now going on for their destrdetion they win have more vitality than they receive credit Tor. It is "shoo fly" all over the eeus- try now
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13

A contemporary, at loss for any other explanation intimates that there Is some connection between the Merry Widow hats" and the bad weather we have had lately, but it fails to eluci- date.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13

It is somewhat disturbing to be in- formed that the water supply of the world cannot last more than fifty mil Vion years longer. and that, too, when eSerything seems going for prohibi- tidn. What are the people to drink?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13

The Senate resolution of inquiry into Panama affairs seems to indicate that, all is not lovely down there, Perhaps Taft can straighten things.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13
DkIF TW ooD sy FELL H. ARMSTRONG.

[. warmer. N
 Which means
 More picnies. @ Co and talk. tn. children
 And the dos ana don't fs.s.t the Atlsuts is hsyins hard luck this sneush--two bix fires right i, sue- us cession.
 Roosevelt Is taking an outing at rSsss iS:y sscs .S. ss' Ss ss:si s;ieS: f:sh'''o Though Bryan is a silver-tonsued orator still he will net carry the sfl- yer question into the campaign this time.
 An airship boiler has expIeded in Denvsr-this. however. is merely a to occur there when the psmocrstic Convention meets.
 The workmen on the Singer build ing are little out of harmony 1t would seem
 All is again auiet in Uensaeela.
 Leck Out. Wedding presents
 Are most dear. And the sweet June bride
 Will soon be- here.
 wyoming has no street cars. Where ignorance Is bliss 'tis folly to hang onto stFsp'
 Everything in life grows monotonous except pay day.
 Alas, when man dies usually, the main ones to grieye are his creditors
 Nornipg Rasea. Oh the roses O the rnorgin
 That are drippin' with the dew Are about the sweetest flowers That there be. think---don't yonF O the sweet ole -fashioned roses.
 Tn the ole front yaTd back home, Wher the ncekin' birds are swtngin' An . cailin' me to rosni, Yes a cailin' me to hurrs where the dew kissed raernin' roses Breathe . perfume that is life. Let me 20 10 sleep an waken
 By the window-siH again-- gniffin' at the nforntn' roses
 Listenin' to the birds refrain.
 No Nature Fake. There was an old woman
 Who lived n q snoe, But if from Chtcago
 guess 1t will ae.
 The dispatches from La Forte make the old fashioned dime novels pear a striking resemblance te $40 bill aftef you spend ss7o.
 The St. Louis Times quotes q pit Of scYipture every day in its edttoriai nS "a asraphs. But may be this is real news to most of it's readers
 A Montgomery baby cried the other night because it's father wouldn't give 1t the moon. Needless to add the eniid is q girl,
 The eighth moon trailing around after Jupiter has been aiseoTered. Juuiter must be sort of titled noDle" man" of the heaveas.
 The Joyful Time. When the homa team wins a The manager grine And siaps his shins, Fer he feels that way Each fan in town Doth try to drown All oth CT sound. % SS, m siissSs thsfs -. . ~. .-:.... ... mat cause more glee, But seems to me With all our sins The greatest day That i can say Is they day they play &,4 7. And the home team wins. s A Seattle man dislacated his neck trying to kiss a girl the other day under one of those wide -briFAmea nass; naS..; Montgomery girls, this Is an aWful warning. 9 F.H,5t
 A Texas farmer who wes asked how much corn he raised, said ne raised 4 powerful lot, sold a heap and had q right smart left yet.gss How much did he raise?--Bremen Gateway. = (Respeetfvlly referred to me NOT" folk Landmark.) +..e
 Washington and other Eastern cities will have two. full moons this m1nth. We ain't jealous-we know an ola and tried method whereby we" can go out and see two full mons if we want.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13

made any difference what time they
 we have enough bill pushers here raw sna we don't need any convention. If they got another they might JGin in ,as waiia with my private accounts-
 sfhere's too darned much strength Ia union 10 suit me"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13
Hobnon,n Duty

MOUIe HeEIbIeT.
 Capt. R. P. Hobson. of Alabama. is said to be in the race for the Demo- cratic nomination for President in 1si3. That Is a long time vet. Captain Hob son is expected to grow up to the po- sitlon. Mir. Musgrove expects 1t of him.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13

To instruct or not to instruct seems to be the bone of contention in most of the State conventions these days.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13
Don't nn4.

Analstan Evsning Star. ''e
 One of the best ways to win n3ney on an election Is not to bet
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13
Afraid of the Fa,rs

ANEAHU
 poet; who for a1l' that he seemed to have repeated once or twice. did not stutter. wrote, | "None but the grave. none but the brave
 And as Huck Finn said about ths wasn't no sioucfr of q rhyme for . fef-' low to slap down VIght of without
 Now certain oficers and directors. committees and sub-committees are doubtless just as gallant and brave as the most iinmaculsts maearoni in kind of fair the poet slapped down the no slouch of a rhyme about. but they or perhaps it's somebody else to be ns r sss tG 0sserTs oesrs sas and members, too. want the fair next fall and probably they are going to have 1t. The citizens of Montgomery want 1t. and they wiia do all ini1e they Ssnon can tq gotten started yet. The Pessimistio Person isn't the one that's been saying all these things; 1t was a very pleas great many other pleasant persons feel that way about it. But it would seem a pity if procrastination of an affair that will not be dificult to manage would stand in the way of so me a
 The Fair people may be sure the pa- ternaI person that Mittie May and lit tie Johnalbert call Pepper is not going to let them have no big show to go to next fall. and Mittie Mays Pepper will be certain to loosen up when he Is properly touched one way and then pec;lniarily touched another. Mont gomery would feel like falling down a hiu if they stopped having fairs, and to feel like falling down a hill Is de-
 Everybody is with the Association; everybody is like thea old bachelor. stricken amorous at the last and pleading with his tRunting nevyy, ervhody wants to- be Aouchsd for the Fair just as youn true gallant just dotes on being touched by the fair.
 Let Remember Mittie May be the battle-ery. and Pepper will come across.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13
The ,skeeter Etatutes.

Persons familiar with the work of the Sanitary Department of the city.s sistent denial of the Implication pub iished, resultantly from q conference 1 of Cloverdale citizens upon the erad- ication of mosquitoes, that the ordl- of water in cans, tubs, buckets, bot ties or other vessels has been forgot- ! ten"
 visions are to be effective between April 1 and October 1. which, para l doxically enough from the point of view of The Predatory Person. is the During the winter months the mosqui- | toes don't like cold water any more 1 than lots of hunAans; thsretore tne san safyt. itafy DePsr5sn Ps1st skesters take ana rest on that Kind of business and devote their time and energy to smallpox and other game thatIlse in Montgomery
 But in the open season-why can couldn't be greater Eimrods after gal inippers S5 GS tssf Tor any exsmsse Gnstf doesn't make a. bit more noise than stygomia fasciata--than the inspectors of the Sanitary pepartment. who say quent persons who leave water in pots and pans until the wiggletails come. Last summer about. .ten faced blind jus 1 tice after the police persons had ouly | served warrants upon them, r,.
 In fact. the friends Of the sanltary Department say. its great works In the summer are the enfoTeement or the ordinance in question snsats nma I and fruits | screened from fiies making household CTS prevent the growth of weeds upon their premises and oiling ponds and
 It seems fair to walt and watch a l while.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13
The Posting Persons and the Running
 .EleRann -

q see they are going to have DIT posters convention in Mo.ntgIomeery, sI5 elE :: which Is just trying herseli' saiu sai I': 1ne hope they viii not have bill pusher's
 The PennIless Person sighed !, ..
 did bsWe One he said sadly. T am slq sure ndNe they Gms; nave some Kind of smalga. mated order or union. I have been been guilty of concerted acti9p on theIs reros sIj st oSeS sbuteone after anothsT as in "a rslay rac4 until I am ready -t to go crazy or anywhere else to pc rSs. Ileved of saying call again as 1T It
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13
Monsst Pleas@nt Persons
WHAT Tp SAY TODAY.
r.sls r.k ss, ssseI,as. Daring :,
Bv { Q .. .rArrnipon P

Sr nryH1aes During the
 Rreakfsst--i don't be,ons to any se- sfss MssoS orders st sii-My father was . Ts .. age .a society all by -themselves-- ton and .oath--I don't see what right ney nave to trade those poor ball players while they are aslesp-Thlnk
 heard Asals hsd hsfs to s:ssis saSsssT TSsss sMs
 Lg9eheon--sIs 1t hot enough Q, for your fMtA forsetA lt tns h SilRbers lost at lastEAw, They say tH5se tSrtiss 'ISs ffSed iYsn' six hours the Odd Fellows would meet here again the cosysatiSS if it eirsia6 isat fs town, It's the people that make 1t such } dslightfgl pleeS 10 live ln-I won Ss5 Won,sn nGw has msg l1H lmSre people that Ginny .n.aR DlRHnsr-rhsy say that stEcm is to 2, Johnson's sseretary is not negro but es cues are s2Ia Ss atf heS SAsSs sSsr give at the I.ake-The Bankersy bar Secue ought to De 2 rich affaLr-Haw- naTna%i TanSer nsysr sSald gst 9 S.S glI RqlIn bring here-sMore than they leave here, albert, If hs. won't take you down to say they are about thres tAousa nd Chicken and Rip, too. '-,
 z How to Get There,
 He iiTes so fsr away that the tell
 He Is a physiciari and owns a hos- pital, One Of his friends. saved from the clutchesSof death." by his minis. Was ot % ne Sospiss ss s s g 50 ser ioss f'fo to him that she regards the cure-house as the centre .ofl the universe, known well. nov. she win say. when she Church: 'to set there you take Fe- ons' one for ef t %S fy a tS soa 'k K t. direction, and the d-strlped cars are only for. the park and don't stop at s which dns Rsss ,uss os SloeS tSs side aos' tRe City ilnaSts though 1t is one of the prsttiest streets ii town and some of, ,ths. best people live there ne Wants us toy i've out there while they are away for the Snmmsr-- and you 90 right by, Dr. Pers.n's hospital. or s T o st9p m lrSna 9t anS s can be, Then. you walk back this way four blocks and turn to the right, and off at. Litany street. and turn to the south-that's left and you will come straight to the church. Anybody can tell you where t is after you get to
 The loyal lady gives similar direc- tions to the Court House. which ls fourteen squares reiiowsE and to Fringe and Furbish,, the milliners' store In. the retail district, But the other day an Incident gave her pause. A stranger asked the way to the graveyard.
 ,. Indeed, I am delighted to tell you. !" She rephedTin ,aher usual voluhlA man Iier. You take a Fever street car, get oR at pr. ,Pepsins hospital-The conductor will put you of at the right place. After you get to Dr.. Pepsin's hospital It's easy to get to the esnle- tery---th ey'n show you the way"
 a.,z A-s
 It's pity that the explosion of theories Is not more frequently fatal to the theorist. fl But the busting of bubble is not often fraught with dan
 Afraid of the Fairf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-13

It's . pity, that the explosion of theories Is not more frequently fatal q bubble IS not often fraught with dan
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31
RUSSELL MASSMEETlNG
HELD At EGAN'S HALL

a was born IN Seattle nearly sb
years o. and have lived here All
my life with the exception Of i've
years which | spent IN AlAskh ana
few years during by eehoolbof
days
"The only charge that has been
made against me Il the crime OF
youth. ana proud Of ny youth
am proud Of The fact hat ! have
not inal nay uaefuineaB ! ana prona
OF the fact that can ailil place
into my work the fire aud gluge .
necessary 20 successfully carry on
the affairs Of this gonng and pro.
RfeHalYe cllX
Harold Preston aud Everett 6.
Ellis Were the other speakers OF
the evening
Joseph sehlumpf. 10 response 10
persistent call from the audi.
enco. gave his reasons for support
INK Mr.. Russell, although he VAS
NOT on the program Of speakers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31
ESCAPES TO
SOUTH AMERICA

he set fire - The house. which was
completely destroyed
Deputy Ehefiffa we're on the ecens
Immediately after the shooting. but
did not capture Meyers. although
Deputy Sheriff Hiiiss bleedhounas
later tracked the fugitive Tor some
distance 10 where he had obtained
temporary hiding place Myers.
the officers believe. vas assisted hY
neiEhbafs. until he sas chance 70
leave the county. Sheriff Smith
announced today thai he would
spare no efforts 10 take the attempt
Cd murderer into custody.
The destination ef Meyers IS not
made public. for obvious reasons.
Won WyfocAfe was bat slightly IA
lnred and was IN the Seattle Gen.
arai hospital euly = short time
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31

Fred Hsekel. 81 years cid. a Ger.
man laborer u fe16 pike St. asked
the assistance Of the police Tits
morning Ia preventing A. A. shy.
der. 3 transient guest at the Hotel
Scnar. from leaving toen.
aleksi saYs be has paid Snyder
sos a. private detective. during
The part three weeks. IN securing
evidence 10 the effect that John aud
Peter Heeb. corniee workers 81
Georgetown. had called him an an.
aFehlat snsder. he says. agreed to
DO the work Tor IS.
llickei secured snydef.N SERVERS
through a want ad In one OF the
Seattle newspapers. lie advertised
under the title 81 sO.4iSr for an ex.
pefienced detective. aud Snyder. In
his reply, said he possessed the
qualifications.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31
c. e. HALLock.

4 believe the city should compel
delinquent contractors 90 complete
all contracts now under way" says
@. +. Halloek. candidate for one OF
the republican nominations for
couneilman.atlargc. IN a circular is-
sued by him yesterday. These
contracts we're taken on n basis
OF high priced labor. and ] do not
believe the work should be permit
ted 90 lag while men want work.
The park board should immedi-
ately start all protected improve.
ments and provide as much employ.
ment for the Idle men Of this city
as possible in the face OF the pres.
cnt Htringency.
If elected conncilman.at.iarEe.
this Is what I shall stand for"
Tho Civic union. In It's analysis OF
councllmnnlc candidates. has this
20 say regarding Mr. Hallock's quail.
ifieations
lie - man of fair ability. In.
tegrity In business and good prln-
ciples: fayors closed town; Is op-
posed TO the repeal of laws restrict.
Ing privileges of saloons"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31

Capt llsnon ziliieu. q The Royal
nnisarlan navy. and = long cruise
class Of nuleAfian naval cadets
spent to-day Ia Seattle Inspecting a
number q Industrial aud mahefaos
turinE Institutions
Tho cadets. NUMBERING about 70.
arr making a cruise around the
World in ihe fixemAafed ahip X. G.
Rickmers. which sails totnofgoT
from Tacoma Tho RlekmsFA has
an auxiliary steam equipment
aboard. in case Of emergencies
owing 10 the loss Of the regular
training ship. the cadets are put
aboard merchantmen
Visits were made by the parts
to the Chamber 81 Commerce the
Moran company plant. Washington
shoe Manufacturing company, San
Juan Fish company. the SorthcFn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31
KILLS SELF And lover AT !
RESTAURANT TABLE

Seattle Star ESeiuslvs ssfviesj
NEW York. Jan. si-eiieil
hath mo- fiey iike a woissn
Heofned
That tells tho story Of the killing
OF Frank BRADY. an advertising -.
ilcltor. bg May Roberts CLARK. .
widow Ia Mays restaurant
u was the old. Old story o. b
woman'H tf1at betrayed after she
had thrown discretion 70 the winds
IN the flame n . mad infatuatlnu
Her revenge was calmly prcmedi.
taiea
For ak months she had engaged
IN constant pistol practice. She
had yaiaiy besouFht Brady 70 mar.
~ her. and had told his white
haired neither she would NIL him
II he persisted Ia refusing % Do 80
She made the same statement 70
her friends
Brady avoided her successfully
FOR months. Once. when they mt
b. accident IN broadway. she broke
an umbrella over his head when he
refused "a 80 with her 10 a minis.
ter y wiil NH sou like the dog
you are" she cried after him 40
he fled
After she had empiled her pistol
Of five bullets. each Of which found
iodrmsnt ln his body. aud had shot
herself three times. the restaurant
attaches found note ia her shop
ping bag which explained who she
vas. Information concerning my
affairs can be- found ga my trunk
M No. 2iH ~ i33rd at. j, said.
EVEN step had been planned aifh
a deadly desperation. Tier Will had
been made. provision for the edu
cation ~ her adopted son was com.
piete IN her muff she carried three
pistols She had attained sur
prising efficiency In marksmau-
ship.
Five years AFRO she vas the wife
81 a policeman. John Roberts lie
lost bis piaee ou the force aud she
was compelled 10 dispose Of the
household furniture for their sup
port AZ thu advertising window u
! Hewapapei she met Brady a youth
Of 81
He assisted her IN writing an ad
ysftizemsng From that meeting
greN their later Intimacy She ted
her Intimate friends aftefNafd that
Brady persuaded her Is leave her
husband. Nho died later She
opened a boarding house aud Brady
became her star baaFdcr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31
BROTHER OF POLITICIAN
ILL IN HOSPITAL

II u. woolery. brother OF James
Woolery. the well known politician.
Is III at Providence hospital suffer.
ing with heart trouble.
The report has been circulated
that James Wooiory vas the one
afflicted but he Is assuring his
friends today that he Is not In the
hospital and does not intend 10 be
there. that is for years II be has
any choice In the matter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31

George n Russell candidate FOR
the republican mayofaity nomlna.
ton. Addressed the first public
meeting Of the primary campaign
in Egaia hail IN the Arcade build
Ing last night
The hall Was. filled and large
number were compelled to stand
during the meeting
Josiah Collins. head 81 the Rus
sell campaign committee, presided
aud introduced the speakers.
Me- Collins gave eomprehena
I've statement OF the record II Mr.
Russell dwelling largely ON his 81.
nenenee ia cltt affairs an treasurer
aud the record he has made IN that
efllce
Mr.. Russell said; 4 ann the first
native born citizen Of Seattle "a
aal NJ your hands the privilege ol
representing you Ia the executive
chair Of this city.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31

paul Meyers. the resident of Riv,
sftnn. Who ON tho night ~ pee, ~.
1907, tried 10 murder Marion Won
Wyfockie. is noN embarked % 4
ship which sailed two wcek4 Agp
for South America.
Mrs Meyers has reeeifcd let
taf from her husband. which hAH
been turned over "a Sheriff Sudth.
announcing that he Intended 70
niaco himself beyond The tuFisdie
lion Of the local officials. Who have
hean xalnly trying Ia capture HIM
since the date II the shooung
Meyers fired charge % buck
shot from a shotgun ihOnsh~sss-
window 81 his hnme In Klvefson IN
~ attempt to end the life % Won
wyfoekie. while the latter AS seat
Cd talking % Mru Meyers baser
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31

had been bordering apon ia,..s,
through worfg SIRE frAesrti,, :
tied the newsaape. office ~1<u Z
vas employed. bui failed d Il
him.
The day before Tie kllax :
spent several honfs wzliinr Il ?
al the office. IN Tits tine IS :
eertaiued where he was Ia iks a
Of eating. That night she usd. !
final arrangements iof he 81
meeting on the nnnrro4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31
EAEORER CLAIMS He
IS PROSECUTED

iiickel says that The Hecb broth.
efs bad followed him about from
one JOB to another and. pointing
him out to the foreman as 81 an
arehiEt. secured his discharge
lie SAYS he determined "a bring
o damage salt against the Heebs
fol alanarr. and needed q detective
co fnn down the evidence
Snyder sent him q biii Of ex-
pensea which. the police say. Is
legitimate. you can Pay me the
rest when sou get your Judgment
for SANDER. Is saa dcrs alleged re-
ply to hlckel
ilickei says he began 20 doubt
Snydcrs good faith when he diseOs-
cred that he wore no star.
Declaring the man fl be erccn.
trie. the police declined TO inter.
fere.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31
SUES FOR INTEREST In
VALUABLE PROPERTY

According 10 the complaint, Lee.
acting for the company. purchased
the property for himself aud Whip.
pie. Later. # IL alleged. Leo had
he property sold to himself BY the
company. A. q result of the action
Whipple contends that be Was
Given the worst Of the deal Tho
defendant insists that Mhlpple has
no interest In the land which has
greatly increased ~ value
Judge YakeY Will hear the report
of the referee and the evidence If.
ferca az 20 the merits Of the case
on Monday. March :
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31

onig IA q suit q pAjamas. Pashs
presented comical sight IS he
rushed through the streets
pasha's home vas insured FOR SIS.
COO. The sultan has given him title
% another house and has ordered
that the civil list shall pay all the
expenses Of furnishing II.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31
new UNIONS
ORGANIZED

c o, Young. state organiser Of
the American Federation of Labor.
returned today FROM trip TO var
iana sound towns whore rev unions
were formed.
Al Everett last night the sta
tionafy engineers were organised
and at Tacoma might before last
union 81 500 ianEahofemcn vas
organized.
Mr yoang SAYS thar the eonGi
tton of the unemployed IL not 40
serious Ia other places on the
sound a. ~ Seattle,