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To Remit room modern house 3
blocks from postofiice. Just ro-
papered and repainted. Julius Nc
Candless. tt
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DON'T FORGET

Having bought heavy in flour we will
continue to make you the best bread
In Colorado. z for 25c.
25tf ROGERS BAKERY co.
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To Rent-Five room brick house and
livery stable. Terms reasonable.
Apply to H. Houston. 19tf
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FINE PLUMS-Berne II. Hopkins
this morning received u box Of wild
plums which were grown on the Nc.
Bride ranch OIL Upper Beaver creek.
The plums are nearly as large M
hons eggs and are very luscious The
plum trees ON this ranch were more
or les protected from the ravages
Of the May freeze and the bloom were
not killed. hence lot Of fruit will
be producsrd on the ranch this year.
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DON RIP UP OR TEAR DOWN
Send for my vacuum cleaner; II
cleans and renovates carpets. rugs. etc
Jack Sylvester, box 81 or cemen
block factory. 2l.46
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Awsu, ExampI. Of J. kohler.

Never was n nan confronted with
such a weakness as Joe Kohler OF New
York. He Is now In Sing Sing for six
years and six months and from Joe's
own account he ought to be mighty
thankful for IT, Every time Joe gets
drunk he gets married. He's been
drunk four times in the last two
years and each time some female land
ed him high and dry. Not only mat
nnony stared Joe in the face but
what was almost ~ bad. he was
rounded up for b!gamy and four OF the
products OF his sprecs in the shape Of
wives came into court TO testify
against him. He threw up his hands
and admitted he was stung. He told
tho court that HIS drinking habits were
responsible. The court sent Joe to
Sing Sing where whisky and women
vill not bother him for ~ years.
~s.y s..-U.--.
Men grow old more quickly from
having nothing 10 do than from over
work. A running machine will keep
bright for years. An Idle one Will
ooon rust out.-Anon.
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San Pransisso, -"
fully answered.
Descriptive Literature folders free by sp,i,
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Wanted-Two experienced sales ladies
and lady cashier at the Globe
store. 27.32
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The Globe Stores Co.
49, FLEIscHMANN, MGR. PHONE.
70 RENT

For Rent-A few scrupnlously clean
room in the Daniels block. Steam
heat, bath. good light and ventila.
tion. Inquire of ". J. Daniels. 1877
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LOST

Lost - Between the Cripple Greek
tracks and ID. and II. G. depot.
five dollar bills In tobacco bag
Lenve at this Office Reward. 27.32x
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Wanted- By widower; IA German
housekeeper that can speak English
@. A. Green, 20s East Sth St. Flor
ence. Colo. 23 2S
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FOUND

Fuund-A watch chain and charm
near Rio Grande depot. Owner
may have same by identifying same
aud pa' ing for this notice. 23-2S
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Wanted-Summer boarders at Green
wood hotel at Greenwood. Mrs.
Lydia Crouch. 22-27x
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Classified Advertisements
WANTED

Wanted To rent six or seven room
modern house. fnrnishd or unfur-
nished; close in. Enquire at this
office. Gtf
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1908-05-07
Enolish Sporting Parsons.

10 the London Times correspond
ent writes: "Once when duke OF
Grafton was thrown into ditch
young curate who had been closely
competing with him for pride of place
shouted, Lie still, your grace and
cleared him and his hunter and the
fence at bound. So pleased was the
duke with the performance that he
declared he would give the young di-
vine his first vacant living and not
long afterward carried out the prom
ise, vowing that If the curate had
stopped to pull him out of the dixie he
would never have patronized him.
Sporting parsons are still to be found
in almost every county today who can
hold their own in the first flight when
hounds run hard and some of the keen
est fox hunters in all times have been
supplied from the ranks of the clergy.
Even the warning against their
'hawkynge, huntynge and dansynge' in
the reign of King Henry vi. appears
to have had very little effect"
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" i Hill 4 may os
NUMBER II.
Silent and Dramatic.

The most dramatic of silent men
was Wallenstein, the antagonist Of
Gustavus Adolphus and the command
er Of the emperor's armies in the Thir-
ty Years war. He insisted that tho
deepest silence should reign about him.
His officers took care that no loud con-
versatiOn should disturb their general.
They knew that chamberlain had
been hanged for waking him without
orders and that an officer who would
wear clanking spurs in the command
er's presence had been secretly put
to death. In the rooms of his palace
the servants glided as if they were
phantoms, and a dozen sentinels NOV
ed about his tent charged to secure
the silence the general demanded.
Chains were stretched across the
streets in order to guard him against
the disturbance of sounds. Wallen-
STEMS taciturnity, which made him
shun speech, and his love Of silence.
which caused him to be irritated ut
the slightest noise, were due to his
constitutional temperament. He never
smiled, he never asked advice from
any one, and he could not endure to
be gaZed at, even when giving an or
der. The soldiers, when he crossed
the camp, pretended not to see him.
knowing that a curious look would
bring them punishment.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1908-05-07
Orioir Of Precious Ores.

Men sometimes dream of enormous
wealth stored deep in the earth. be-
low the reach of miners: but, accord
ing to an eminent geologist. there IS
little or no ground to believe that val
liable metallic deposits lie very deep
in the earth's crust Such deposits.
according to this authority, are made
by underground waters, and owing to
the pressure on the rocks at great
depths the waters are confined to n
shell near the surface. With few ex-
ceptions ore deposits become too lean
to repay working below 1900 feet.
Nine mines in ten, taking the world as
whole, are poorer in the second
thousand feet than in the first thou
sand and poorer yet in the third thou
sand than in the second.-Chicago
Record Herald
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1908-05-07
Only One Sea Power.

In the -audacitx- Of nunx.- -triuIunl2
vies melt away" Within u hundred
yards of the best charted shore stout
ships are as bubbles. That sen that is
as familiar when calm to little boats
and ferries and tugs as are the thor
oughfares of city to its crowd OF
humanity takes Oh all the aspect OF
chaotic terror when winds and storms
prevail The waters so close as to re-
fleet the friendly lights Of the great
metropolis are as alien to the forces Of
men as are the depths Of the farthest
ocean. Lord Byron's "Apostrophe" has
lost none of its tremendous reality IN
all the progress from the little wooden
sailers to our greatest merchantmen
and ironclads. Nor can its truth be
lessened in all the maturest develop
ment we can dream Of.-Kansas City
Times.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1908-05-07
Good Temper,

Oood Temper.
Good temper is like sunny day.
French Proverb.
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him, but right there we was mistaken

him, but right there we was mistaken
some more.
"Ab looks at Joe a minute. then
turns to the driver and says:
"'What's the matter of the cussy
Smallpox the driver replies
I'm about half minute that iden
tical part of town became rather
scarce of population. ALI of us except
Alb, Joe and the driver happened to
simultaneously remember that we had
more pressin' business other places.
and we hurried off to tend to it.
1T seemed, as we learned afterward.
that Joe had been exposed to the small
pox somewhere and that the first thin.
they knowed he took down with it. The
ranch want no fit place for sick man
to stay. so they loaded him up ana sent
him into town. expectin' the mayor to
take him in hand and do somethin' with
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him. But it happened that the mayor
was away from home and wouldn't be
back for week.
''Ab studied little while Then he
said to the driver:
"'Take him down to my house. I'll
keep him and do the best can for
him That seems to be all there IS rffif enf
the wagon and carried him in and put
him in Abs bed. Alb turned nuss and
stayed right there with Joe, sleepin' on
a blanket on the floor.
"Of course we was all surprised at
Alb doin' that way. seein' that he and
Joe were such bitter enemies, and we
talked about it and wondered at il,
Joe couldn't understand it. either,
one day when he was gittin' better -
says to Alb:
There's one thing want to know.
Mr.. Case. I've puzzled about it good
bit lyin' here, and can't seem to git
the hang of it. would like to know
why you took me in and nussed me
this way?'
"I hope,' Alb replied, that you amt
got no notion that done it for love-:
"'Hardly,' Joe. answered. But that
is what makes it harder to understand
"'Then I'll explain Alb said. First.
I wouldn't be brute enough to let u
sick dog suffer for attention if could
!! help it, and. second, | didn't want you
| to die natural death and cheat me OUT
Of the pleasure of shootin' YOU
"Joe's face broke into a smile. and he
reached out and took Abs hand and
pressed it warmly.
"'Your words are great relief to
me- he said. I was afraid you was
goin' to place me under obligations not
to kill you, and it worried Inc. But
now | understand, and it's all right
As soon as get out of this We'll take
up the fight. and We'll keep it up till
git you
"'Till I git you, you mean,' Alb cor
rected.
"'DoI? Well, you'll see.'
ut went on till at last Joe was abb,
to be up and around; then I'm blamed
if Alb didn't turn in and take dowr
with the smallpox. Then them tw'
Jest reversed things. Alb took the bed
and Joe nussed him and slept on tn
floor. Alb was mighty bad of TO
awhile, but finally he begun to git bet
ter
Zone day when Joe was sittin', b,
the bed Alb broke a. long silence b.
saying:
"T'll be out soon now, and then
reckon Wen be done with this cusse'
smallpox
"'Yep, reckon so,' Joe replied.
"'And it won't be long either A
went on. till we can resume our littl
pastime of shootin' each other up
"Joe turns around and looks A
straight in the eyes and says:
"'You may think me coward
you want to, but l say right now tha
If there's any more shootin' done YOU
have to do it. I'm through for my par
Before I'll shoot man who took N
in and cared for me like you did j
pull up stakes and leave the country
"Ab looked surprised for momen
then he stretched out his hand an
said:
"ePut 'er thar. pard. Them's my SCI
timents exactly
"And from that day them two fe
lers has been jest like you see q
now. quiet and peaceful as lambs. Il
: very best of friends and always han
In around together"
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Problems In Fiction.

Reverence for decOrum and even for
social prejudices did not hamper the
real masters Of the English novel. 1t
did not stife in the cradle Vanity
Fair" or "Wuthering Heights" Or "Di-
ana Of the Crossways" or Adam
Bede." There are problems enough In
all these works, but they are handled
by men and women Of genius. who
treat both their subjects and their
readers with respect.-London Stand
arA
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that this town didn't need no marshal
and shouldn't have none. Accordin'ly.
as soon as that idea hit him he sent In
word to the marshal invitin' him to
resign or move away and sayin' that
he would be up in few days and
would be under the painful necessity
Of vacatin' the office with his six
shooter II the marshal disregarded his
well meant invitation.
''The marshal was young feller,
and he hadn't never felt any special
longing to quit this world for another
that he didn't know anything about, SO
he suddenly decided that he'd give UP
his job and go away to some place
that was more conducive to longevity
Accordin'ly. he rendered his resigna-
ton and without waitin' for 1t to be ac-
eepted lit out.
aAfter that there were other mar
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1908-05-07
A CoWtoWn
Episode.
BY Thomas b. Monftorf.
Copyright. 1907, by Thomas B. Mont
fort.

"C EE them two old plugs over
there?" the landlord of the
~ Maverick hotel asked. pointing
across the street The grocery
drummer, who had been caught over
Sunday in the little Kansas cowtown,
looked up and saw two grizzled. gray
old men sitting peacefully side by side
on dry goods box in the shade of a
building.
"As mild and quiet as pair of little
innocent lambs" the landlord added,
with a chuckle, "and dwellin' together
jest like they was own twin brothersv'
The grocery drummer yawned and
took up paper and began to read.
The old men did not interest him in
the least. 1t was no uncommon thing
in his experience to see couple of old
fellows loafing on village street
"But that's jest the way they always
are" the landlord went on. "You hard
~ ever see 'em when they amt to-
gether. Wherever one goes the other
goes, and whatever one does the other
does. Ever since a feller come along
here and put us on to it we been calm
'em Damon and Pythias. You've heard
tell of them chaps. l reckon?"
The drummer nodded.
"Well, these two old cubs Is jest like
that so far as their friendship goes
stand by each other through thick and
thin, and either of 'em would fight to
the last breath for the other. And
quiet and peaceable! You would natu-
rally think they'd been raised up in a
Sunday school and hadn't never heard
tell of nothin' but the Bible all their
lives"
The drummer made no reply, and a
long silence followed. At last, how
ever, the landlord emitted a. soft
chuckle and, pointing across the street,
said: ,r-r,,r,
toughest cusses that ever run the
range and that for two years they
tried their very best to Kill each 9TH
er. Now, would your"
Hardly" the drummer answered.
'Yit it's even so. bet each of 'em
has got pound of lead in him now
that the other put there, and as for
scars-well, l reckon they've branded
each other up about as complete as
they could without putin the scars
on double"
The drummer began to show interest
He laid aside his paper and asked for
the particulars.
"Well, it's like this the landlord be-
gan. Joe Kern-that's the one on the
right there-he used to be a cowboy
and worked on the Triple X ranch.
bout twenty miles south of town. And
he was shore holy terror. There was
lots of mighty tough cowboys round
here in them days, but the toughest
of 'em was as mild and harmless as
babies compared with Joe. Their little
scrappin' and shootin' want much
more than Sunday school work when
looked at alongside of what he done.
Among the eccentric notions Joe
got into his head was one to the effect
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1908-05-07
A Well hammered Bus.

Riding in an omnibus up Regent
street recently. an old lady was an
moving the other passengers by her re-
marks The conductor demonstrated
with her. saying. ''Ma'am. remember
you are in public vehicle, and behave
as such" London Spectator.
The Glenwood post., 1908-02-29
CASE OF THE TOBACCO GROWERS.

We lose sight that the represented by
the Night Rdeo rather the which they represented the
beginning before they degeneaed into brigand has much
ce its side Tobacco the industry and
of the region and after the industry Of the
entire nation had into the control of trust the Kentucky
farmers found that the of their product longer fixed by
the law Of supply and demand but by the arbitrary decision of the
trust matter how large how small their might be-
whether the quality good bad they could market at
anything like equitable prices
1t this condition that birth the Tobacco Growers
association and gradually the bitter that the farm
their representatives form of awlesness which
has be regular But Of be
gued that they justified sghe degree adherng
such methods matter how their be- Arson
and murder and this contest where
lie sympathy plays important part the tobacco would
fare better they adhered mder Spring.
Gazette
The Glenwood post., 1908-02-29

Evidences continue to multiply that Japan is not de-
srous OF clash with America the news
the hearty efforts that the mikado making
ate with essening the flow or shores
the end that of the and the greatest one NAV
be removed.
The problem of the competition foreigners especially vexa
ous at this me when industry country undergoing
period Of temporary depression the American
workman to sufficient bread mouths dependnt
upon his labor Therefore there considerable amount Of
this has been especially directed against Asiatics
hs question has always been upon Pacific coast since
the influx OF vast numbers Of Chinese wears AGO but
lately has been directed principally and for
TINS reason there been considerable deal
jngoism in this country.
Asatc exclusion leagues many places and
there one in this city evident that going to be much
agitation this subject and continued it might lead to
serious dlhcues between the traditional friend
snip OF Japan and America might conflict
Such thing by desired wiser heads Of bb
nations and the latest action of 90 far toward soobng
minds and removing cause of
While there are number Of Japanese now they in
not menace AS rule they peaceful and
are far more intelligent than the foreigner that
our sho but the difficulty lies that bores o them
Will come to America and endanger fabric
nce the TWO governments likely to an accord urop
TINS subject to the end that immigration stopped the e will
PROBABLY Ole out within reasonable and Japanee and
cans Will then come to have that sterling
Dotn peoples that prevailed in their prior to the R..
ana tne beginning OF the industrial Of Aeric. bv th
ansss-Pusbo Star Journal - '1e Ysp-
The Glenwood post., 1908-02-29
THE MATTER Is sEfTLED.

Supreme the United States has decided that
allow his cattle Craze the forest
The that of Thomas Shannon wealthy catteman o
He the all the and backed
stockmen of the West This that the
supervise refuse admit cattle into the
this decision Resolutions
nothing of change remedy
This decision of areachng Importance and think
upheld by highest court
Hayden Republican.
above nearly The decision
made by the United States circuit court of appeals and not the
supreme stated Shannon has the right of appeal
the of the United Sateshe highest tribunal the
andand then Shannon
and other of the forest service will have redress
through O congress-
The Glenwood post., 1908-02-29

napkin beginning of the while do finger
until its close The doctor cites the custom Of race OF
aas India who the left hand preparing food and convey
the mouth the right being used only for which
it, The hand responsible for nearly
secondary typhoid families good thing to
attention called matter Of this kind though
rather heather nations held to
examples in the matter Of hygiene
so LONG AS GOVERNMENT of this country is managed
party and political parties will OF
order the day Men will for that which
highest ideals and actuated
They faith and their ballots
party which, according their judgment makes for
pery This is why unwse for to vote
candidate because he does not like the
ally opposing candidate who elected is bound
and policies with which the voter not in sympathy
True party before the people candidate who
lacking integrity and rpecby the party must expect de-
people giving heed tenets and this is
AS should altogether unndfu of the
seek high places the hands
of public.
AFTER ALL WHAT SUGGEST Is it purely the acquisition
and bonds houses and lands One may
have these things miserable failure life Success
the regards measured dollars and cents
this Many who has accumulated vast
and ended all because he knew
anths of He those who nave
wealth happy their ability to do something FOR me
happier make the world better He sees
those with apparently he of the opportunities winch h
yet making opportunities the of humanity
peaceful conented life which finds
poured EARTH and his unhappy
stngy within him he realizes what an
be deceived with that word success
frequently proves a and a deluson.
The Glenwood post., 1908-02-29
MIvn WAs-AN "oIp.rAsH1oNrD" YArHKR

There odashoned father than there
newfashioned father goodness style
badness The father of much the ADAM and his SONS
much the Abel You will find the father
M today like the father of his and foolish
about his daushte shocked of them want to
unable that quite good enough
Martha panied discover that the Of today not
what when he inclined to think
that his wife, who has held hypnotic over his
soul he would be lost without his hand
on the helm of home.
Oh the oldfashoned father here don't and he ISM
hard to find He father maybe he yourself and there
for asking what going to
become him. because always will be- world
without end-Wa ashington Times.
The Glenwood post., 1908-02-29
PREPARING FOR WAR,

The country will with Secretary saying that
nation should guard against the possibility of adequate
araon for hoities Fortunately
hent navy is to make nearly all the requisite
Now power capable of contendng with the
could land formidable provided
equal to to the discharge Of the duty which
Great Britain is the only possessing anything like
naval strength to transport the hemisphere
face OF the American and has
have to destroy large
transport the Pacific
States
We need standing army primarily the state troops in
maintaining order next
serve as nucleus for large
foreign Serving thus nucleus the
ua would form the foundation upon larger oreaniza
tion could be built.
10 enlist the volunteers would tme
ing were needed to assign them
brlgades What therefore, Importance
quae supply Of clothing provided
torehnd to be used with Spain
oroke out there was no difficulty securing response
was prompt but there lack uniforms
shoes hats and other articles euppng army With an
adequate supply OF everything Of formidable force coud
be organized in few
"he recognizing the Importance of these considerations one
may derive great satisfaction from the of
war seems very remote-Denyer Republican.
. .
The Glenwood post., 1908-02-29
ONE LESSON FROM THE PANIC.

The impressed upon the public, and especially the
banking fraternity banking independent profession
The man give his efforts wholly and ng to his bank
not fitted position The opportunities to and
to They often used
but certain that there few men who can
step little plain path of duty and good
originally intended Primarily the troubles of last
speculation, and the speculation
either specuang their account
allowing speculation the funds which ought have
for legitimate business onyPhadepha Inquirer