The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-07-11


and the curtain is just getting ready
to rise on the third spasm. In the
last scene the curtain dropped sudden
ly with the villain tsherin laukeaj
cringlng humbly before the hero "a. =.
Taylor, who points at him with finger
OF scorn. crying Back to the dens OF
darkness from which I brought ye.
Tho scion OF your race, yclept Frede-
rick. did smite my trusty minion,
Reeves. I'm have his blo-o-o-d'
/ am rather interested In this play.
IL appears that some time ago there
was large amount of cargo thrown
overheard by the Republican party
Henry Vida and others Of that Tx be-
longing TO the passengers, who, finding
that their baggage mad been thrown
out ON the waters and having bread in
their sacks which they wished to see
return, started out on IA still hunt. This
left more room for others and It was
decided in the secret councils Of the
Powers that Be. that a revolution
would be a success.
Il would appear that the man the
Advertiser adopted as sheriff with It's
own man as coach, had resumed the
wear OF the spotted skirts
before his adoption as the only one TO
beat the hated Brown used to make the
Advertiser throw regular fits-and now
the question arose as to how to dis
solve the partnership. Taylor, the
aforesaid coach and right bower to the
sheriff, must take the initiative. But
how? Fate brought the solution in
the person Of Fred Iaukea, a youth
who returned home recently to be fed
governmental pap at the expense or
sthe county.
Now Freddie, who may be a very
good boy, doesn't like to be handled
with a nursing bottle and a stuffed
club, which A. y Taylor soon found
out The result was that he made
pilikia in the station. That would
never do, because when Taylor got mad
he rowed with Papa Iaukea a bit. Fred
die was therefore sent below, to the
office Of the receiving clerk. Now one
long gaunt and hungry looking indi-
vidual named Reeves, with nose for
everything which he should not know,
came into the game. He worried Fred
die little and was smitten nightly in
the eye and returned to Taylor with
grievous complaint.
Now Taylor is a cautious child ana
always wants plenty Of good advice.
He asked as usual, for words from the
oracle which rules the destinies of the
morning paper With an internal or
internal wink, seeing how nicely the
plot had unfolded, the oracle suggested
that he had stood for this sort of thing
enough. The Advertiser woud be gIad
to employ him once more. Would
he come? The two sat down and franz
ed such a polite letter to the sheriff,
who read about 1t the next morning in
the newspaper
Will the Advertiser roast it's dear
friend Curtis from now on? / am not
sure about it but understand that he
has offered to lease the asbestos coat
which was formerly worn by A. M.
Brown
Poor William Jennings Bryan"
groaned Former Master of the Mails
j. M. Dat, the signs look bad for him. "
The remark was perpetrated in the
| lobby of the Commotion Committee
Chamber last evening and was ad-
dressed to Colonel Senator Mccarthy
who was present with Eddie Quinn's
proxy.
TWhats the sad sign, CaptainY'
questioned the indicated Democrat.
We'll, you see" wept Dat, strokine
his bran, there were sixteen battle
ships to have left San Francisco at
one time for Honolulu and that was a
good sign for Bryan, old Sixteen to
One, you know-sixteen ships to one
ileet-siXteen pieces OF silver to one
cross of gold, how you like it; but the
magic symbol was broken and one shiI
staid back, and with scarlet fever a
that; and it was the Nebraska, Bryan'i
own States ship, Talk about you
bad signs for Willie Bryan"
He still has his statesmanship to b.
proud Of" said the Kernel.
STATESMAN, nothing!' said Dat
hes a Politician"
Chief Decident b, Reckons at thi
moment raped for order within tn
Commotion Chamber and the Democra
tic party and the War Veteran boil
quit talking and went In to remail
with bowed heads while Straight AM
J Narrow Roads led in prayer
There is one in our midst who 1
absent this evening and therefore I'm
able to be present" said Reckon'
THE lady Is taken up with gettin
out fleet edition Of the Tra-la-l
Chimes"
After n general EXPRESSION of regret