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he WAY TO READ
| THE NEWSPAPERS
ollerby Gets a Few Lessons
On Current Events.
Didn't Know There Was So Much
I'm the Papers Until He Was
T0ld-And Then
Surprised.
From the Providence Tribune.

Glerby. in surprise, when the group
E~-a blank at his mention of the
beedmouth letter episode.
|8'Sure thing" said Snaggles, answer
for the others. Didn't happen to
3tice anything about Tweedmouth;
hts all. So much in the papers
wadays, can absorb it ALL you
1pw Figure to lap up most Of the
portant information, though"
We'll, there has been good deal
more important news lately ad-
&jtted POllerby, what with far East
VI complications and the campaign
IA congress and the land grab cases
IA all that
MThat's right" agreed Snaggles
Srtily. Saw something this morn
that was important and a half
9Nhat was that?' asked Pollerby,
Wefully.
Price of baseballs gone up 20 per
IT. replied Snaggles sadly.
Awful amt it?' said Snaggles, mis-
Ming Pollerby's emotion "Shud-
red myself when I saw it. The way
We trusts keep humping up the ne
Mites Of life is something fierce.
THAT'S right, too observed Rip
rtOn from his corner. Ought to be
~ passed to protect the national
r.
No USE sighed Banders." Too
III crazy laws now. Saw one pro-
ia in New York the other day to
Wish any version Of Star Spangled
dler' that didn't include all the
Mas of it. Best thing to do is to
W. it to public sentiment
Maybe" admitted Hyperion. But
GDall is something that ought to be
tScted, one way or another
AtT this point Pollerby recovered
nEzhis depression enough to ask:
rSthat what you mean by impor-
news? | shouldn't exactly call
You wouldn't, Ell? said Hyperion.
s6M attorney declares that he has
LLN -FOUR SUNDAY
What l should call dashed and
bledashed important
heothers of the group nodded their
lsapprovingly.
WelL just out OF curiosity, said
nTa1v, who was addicted to what
killed philosophical experiments
lhb acquaintance, what do you
adSr the really important news
N4N&een in the papers lately?
sas the others appeared to hes
Sadded by the way OF stirring
6nally, you know, l don't be-
~ of you fellows know a really
NUM- event when you see it..
Ron took the bait and rose to
o&sion.
Ell? Personally, l don't go
n1efor foreign news, like TWid-
i0i9t& letters and that sort OF
Hui when it comes to impor-
66mestic news, doesn't much get
npf us, | guess.
V6t14for instance?" asked Poller-
4vSz{he other day. replied Rip
0UXs4hat somebody out West had
s&dM an odorless onion. That S
lts4k9 most interesting thing I've
40fa while
Nler8y's philosophic interest in the
ut 1ustained his fainting spirits.
NnSt eat onions" said Snagg,es.
ant9rest for me-
3nEfhe people you sit beside on
atHe4t cars do" said Hyperion.
Nk0.lnvented it," asked Stillbury.
tian Burbank"
St&11 not" said Hyperion. Some
aks0ht in San Francisco, if ! re-
1E right"
Tay for the Yellow PERIL" said
king OF the Chinese" be-
eFby, hopefully.
: 49, the Chinese!' growled Still
ytHang all foreigners!''
B&<@lOOk at it"
Ta&3t out, Pollerby," said Snag-
;.Ve're discussing news
0IlH4by sank back in renewed de-
SbEing of foreigners, see Anna
ld8 going to marry another OF
"Jbserved Banders.
Nnf81t beat thunder" calculated
'ure Sdpes,' said Stillbury. World
ding 70 the dogs
q didn't the other day, according
.he663e,' said 'Simpkins.
whose schedule? asked Pollerby,
enlysinterested, in spite of him
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