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Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
HIS Apology.

what now, Rogersby? Have you been
getting married-a confirmed woman
hater like you?"
Its true, Slyfers. But, I-er-almost
had to do it. 1t was the only way I
could get my old tightwad of a boss to
give me a vacation
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

One day Percy, aged 3, was play
Ing with the tail of a big dog.
Look out" said q careful aupt I:
'he'l bite you. dear"
"Oh, no, auntie," he said. Use not
at the bitin' end.-Harper's Weekly.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
h We want Daily.

Protein to make blood and muscle,
bone and brain, and corresponding
quantities Of fat, starch and sugar and
the like to be consumed in the body to
serve as a fuel to provide warmth and
give strength to the body. The pro-
Sein Is found In lean meats, fish, e g
cheese, gluten Of four and in beans
ina peas and the like. London An
twers. .s.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
LYDIA e. PINkHAM'9
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

For proof of this statement read
the following letters.
Mrs. Barbara Base, Of Kingman,
Kansas, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
For eight years I suffered from th4
most severe form OF female troubles and
was told that an operation was my only
hope of recovery. / wrote Mrs. Pinkhan
for advice, and took Lydia e. Pinkhamt
Vegetable Compound, and it has saved
my life and made me a well woman
Mrs. Arthur r. House, Of Church
Road, Moorestown. N. j., writes:
II feel it is my duty to let people
know what Lydia e. Pinkham's vege.
table Compound has done for me. !
suffered from female troubles, and La
March my physician decided that =
operation was necessary. MY husband
objected, and urged me to try Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable COMPOUND.
and to-day / am well and strong"
G FOR SICK u
For thirty years Lydia p. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, mado
from roots and herbs, has been tho
standard remedy for female ills
and has positively cured thousandsof
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulceFa.
ton, fbroid tumors, Irregularities
periodic pains, and backache.
Mrs. Pinlxham invites all sick
women to write her for advice
She has guided thousands -
health. Address, Lynn. Mass.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

tell what agony / en-
dured from backache.
My limbs We're swoll-
en- twice natural size
and my sight was
weakening. The kid
ney seeretions We're
discolored and had a
sediment. When l.
wished to eat my
wife had to raise me
,,r ip baI DhyoiOfon no
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

driver is unable to
disloGge them, and
in his efforts to do
so control of the
animal is lost. In
some instances this
matter is provided
for by a guard
built on the car
riage or wagon
which ~e.fectually
maintains the lines
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
Great.

It is as exaggerated as the foreign
er's description of our mammoth ho-
tells. This man said Of our hotels:
I'm America everything IS on a grand
scale. They have gigantic buildings of
Incredible splendor. I lived in New
York in a hotel Of such colossal pro-
portions hat when I rang the bell
Thursday evening the waiter would
come to my Monday morning"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
proofroom Horror.

We'll, what do you want?'' the proof
reader asked,
As he eyed the intruder with doubt.
I'm just a loafin'," answered the hyphcn,
And the proofreader hustled him out.
Chicago Tribune.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

To assure the direct and quick cleans
ing of the system, take Garfield Tea, the
Mild Herb Laxativei 1t purifies the
blood, eradicates disease and brings Good
Health.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
sIost pfrectsRoute.

"How did your husband get out of the
building after he had located the gas
leak 2" asked the reporter.
""As nearly as he could remember Il
afterward,' said the woman, che went
out through the roof"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
A SURGICAL
nm a A 'T5rRMN
VI Eaas aSa j asDEW

If there is any one thing that 3
woman breads more than anotheri 10
is a surgical operation.
We can state without fear of .
contradiction that there are hum
dreds, yes, thousands, of operations
performed upon women in our hos
pitfalls which are entirely unncces-
Sary and many have been avoided BY
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
Appeaafns

A~ppeasfnE n Thirst for knowledge.
Caller--I wish you would tell ne what
the real difference is between a Stradita-
RUS and any other violin.
Information Editor--Well, sometimes
it is as much MS 5000.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

What is said to be the largest tsls-
graph circuit in the world Is that be-
tween London and Teheran, the capital
Of Persia. 1t is 1000 miles long and IL
divided into twelve sections.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
Better than scarecro,ys.

According to recent experiments by
Stanilas Tetard, a widely known
French agriculturist, wheat and other
cereals can be protected against the
ravages of crows, which are particu-
larry fond of the grain when it's sprouts
are just pushing above the ground, by
treating the seeds before they are
sown with a mixture of coal tar, petro-
leum and picnic acid. This treatment.
which delays the growth of the seed for
a day or two, but causes no damage.
imparts an odor which is insufferable
to the crows, hut which disappears
after the sprouts have attained a Iarg-
er growth. when they are no longer
subject to attack.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

Ask YourDeaIer for Aliens Foot-Ease
A powder to shake into your shoes. 1t resta
the feet, Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen
Sore, Hot, Gallons. Aching, Sweating feet
aid Ingrowing Nails. Aliens Foot-Ease
makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all
Druggists and Shoe Stores, BIC Sample
mailed FREE. Address Alien 9. Olmsted,
IL ROY. N. Y.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
The Problem.

"Do you think it is as easy to make
a fortune as it used to be?" asked the
ambitious youth.
Easier" answered Senator Sor-
ghum. "The problem is to do it In
such a way that your friends will CON
tinue to speak to you."-WashingtoA
Star.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

Statesmanlike Monotony.
Though now and then a great man reaches
Renown, but little it avails.
He makes about the same old speeches
And tells about the same old tales
-Washi+ ~-or ES-H-
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
The Handy Doct in Your
Vest Pocket

TITS a thin. round-oornered little
Enamel Box
When carried in your vest pocket
- It means Hcalth-lnsurance.
1t contains Six Candy Tablets Of pleasant
aste, almost as pleasant as Chocolate.
Each tablet is a working dose Of Cas-
9arets. which acts like Exercise on the
Bowels and Liver.
II will not purge, ~sicken. nor upset the
stomach.
Because 1t is not a "Bile-driver." like
6alts, Sodium. calomel. Jalap. SIENNA, nor
Aperient Waters.
Neither is IT like Castor Oh. Glycerine.
Or other Oily Laxatives that simply lubricate
die Intestines for transit of the food stopped
Up In them at that particular time.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

years, owing to the ravages of blight
pear growing has greatly decreased and
many of the finest varieties have dis
appeared from the market. Kieffers
are able to take care of themselves In
almost every package, but bring best
turns when neatly put up in hoS
form.-Maryland Experiment Station
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

rettit's Eye SaIye First Sold In 1907
over 100 years ago, sales increase yearly,
wonderful remedy; cured millions weak
eyes. All druggists or Howard Brcs.,
Buffalo. N. Y.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
E1ectrocutfrg Animals.

The sl~aughtering of animals for food
by e~lectrocution is being experimental
by DR.. Leduc, a French scientist. who
has been conducting his investigations
in the French abattoirs. He has been
using the intermittent ]ow-tension cur
rents and says he is satisfied that the
tons of perception being first destroyed
and then those of circulation and res
piration. so hat there is neither suf-
fering nor reaction in the animals thus
killed. The doctor is ~endeavoring TO
devise some piece of apparatus by
which the killing of cattle may be ac-
compllshed by electricity with economy
and CELEBRITY.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

Austrian mines are provided with res
cue chambers at convenient locations nm
derground. They are equipped with food
and conveniences for miners in case Of
accident.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

81 5000 pieces good sheet music to be grSe en-
away. Send 3 cents to pay mailing and post
age, then will mail you one piece and cata.
logs that will give You very low prices.
Just what you want. L. G. Dean, Music
Store. South Omaha. Neb.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
Revised nomesiead Resulatioss

by which entry may be made By pfoxylono 0Een1D
condttions) by the father. mother, son. daughto4
brother or sister Of intending hofnestsadeR.
Entry fee In each case Is 5000. For paMpA1GA
Last Best Vest, particulars A. to rates. routes
best time to go and where TO locate, applS 70
w. D. Scott, Superintendent Of Immigrahea
Ottawa, Canada, or Il. +. Holmes, SIS JackpaB
ST., St. Paul, Mimi, and J. M. MacLachlan, -
II6, WATERFOWL. So. DAKOTA Authorized GovssD
ment Agents.
PIsass say whsrs you s.v this advsrtissns.t
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
shipping Pears.

Pears, especially winter varieties,
used to be quite largely shipped IN bar
rels like apples. One sometimes sees
them in market to-day in barrels. Fine
pears, like Bartlett, are shipped in
boxes or in five-eighths-bushel Della
ware baskets. Unfortunately, of late
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
RAISED FROM A SICK BED.

After Being nm Invalid with Kidney
disorders for Many Years.
John Armstrong, Cloverport, KY,
SAYS: II was IN invalid with kidney
complaints for many years and cannot
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

The chief cause Of Constipation and
Indigestion is a weakness Of the Muscles
that contract the Intestines and Bowels.
Cascarets are practically to the Bowel
Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath
are TO the Athletic Muscles.
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles tc
contract. expand, and squeeze the piges-
tive Juices out of food eaten.
They don't help the Bowels and Liver in
such a way as TO make them lean upon
similar assistance for the future,
This is why, with Cascarets, the dose
may be lessened each succeeding time
instead Of increased, as it must be with all
other Cathartics and Laxatives.
cascarets act like exercise.
II carried in your vest pocket, Tor carried
In My Lady's Purse.) and eaten just when
you suspect you necd one, you will never
know a sick day from the ordinary Ills Of life
Because these His begin in the Bowel
and pave the way for all other diseases.
West Pocket" box 10 cents. e
Be sure you get the genuine. made ONLY
by the Sterling Remedy Company, and neyes
sQld IN bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCc."
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

rem teethine softens the g,Iips. reduces In
nanmation. allays pain, cures wind collie.
25c q bottle.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10

A Clip for The Lines.
Many driving accidents are the re-
suit of the lines getting under the
horses tail in such a manner thai the
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
A W. GLEASON.

NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally.
and acts directly ON the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testimo-
malls free.
Il. J. CHENEY.& CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-04-10
STATE OF OHIO, CRY or TOLEDO, !.
T.rrAS H0rIETv

LUCAS COUNTY.
Frank J. Chensy makes oath that he 10
senior partner of the firm of i. J. Cheney d
Co., doing business in the City Of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm Will pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED
tarrh that cannot be cured by the use Of
Halls Catarrh Cure. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence. this 9th day Of December, A. D.
1886.
(sEAL) A. W. GLEASON,
The Detroit times., 1908-07-28
Temerarious Man.

Temerarious Man.
do you consider your nerve is sufit-
ciently steady to fit you for an airship
navigator"
well. I've been out in canoe with q
nervous fat girl.-Cleveland PAIN
Dealer.
A Tip for a Taxi.
Il say, what's the usual tax for a
tipsy cab?"-Punch.
Breaking the Lease.
81 fell out or the window or my
fiat yesterday"
And you are on the fourth floor.
That was terrible"
Yes; don't know how to face the
janitor. I'm sure I've violated some
clause In my lease."-Washington
Herald,
Careless Man.
Mrs. Gaddie-My husbands 80 clip
shod. His buttons are forever coming
of
Mrs. Goode (severely) -Perhaps
they are not sewed on properly.
That's just 1t. He's awfully care
less about his sewing. Life.
Women in Politics.
Mrs. Wardheel is making trouble
for the organization"
AS TO how
Declares she'll wear no bossess'
collarette. - louisville Courier-Jour.
nal.
Hard Up.
The Manager don't exactly like
the way you have drawn your tramp
You make him talk like q stock brok.
er.
The Playwright-Well. that's all
right this year. amt It Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Men and Pie Crusts.
ITS a pity remarked the thought
The Detroit times., 1908-07-28
Cleveland's Associates in Of
fee for Bryan.

Ten OF the 81 men who were mem
oers OF President Cleveland's two
cabinets survive. They are. William
F. Villas. Richard Olney, Judson Har-
mon, Charles S. Fairchild, David K.
Francis. Don VI. Dickinson, John c.
Carlisle. Hoke Smith. Hilary A. Her.
bert and Norman j. Coleman. So
far as heard from. these former cab.
met officers are enthusiastically SUP
porting Mr.. Bryan for president.
Mr.. Francis and Mr.. Herbert have
written letters 10 the New York
World declaring themselves for
the Democratic candidate and
urgiag all Democrats To give him
their loyal support. Messrs. Villas.
Olney. Harmon. Smith and Colman
have announced their intention TO sup
port Mr.. Bryan. Mr.. Dickinson IS i'll
and cannot take part in the campaign
but Is anxious for Democratic success
II this Is not evidence of q reunited
Democracy. what won!d you have?-
Buffalo Times.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-28
Dull Care Is Routed Here

full thinker. that a man isn't like
pie crust"
Because why?" asked the dense
person.
Then" explained the T. T., "the
shorter he is the richer he would be-"
Chicago Daily News.
Wanted q $50 Hero.
"All the heroes in the books are
either immensely rich OF pitifully
poor"
"Well?'
why can't somebody give Ms a
hero earning $50 week? Life Is full
Of such louisville Courier-Journal.
Failed to Qualify.
Anarchist--Im entitled to my share
Of things, and I'm determined to have
Il. The world must give me what l
deserve
Wiseman-But under our laws that
Is impossible. unless you commit muir
Press.
Sorry He Spoke.
Barber-Razor all right. sir!
Customer-My dear man. II you
hadn't mentioned It I'd never have
known there was razor on my face.
Barber-Thank you.
Customer thought you were using
fle.-St. Louis Times.
Amended.
In these days genius Is the capacity
for taking gains.-Iife.
The Modern Method.
The Photographer was engaged In
filing up n lot OF old saws.
Let me write the songs OF ma
ton and / care not who makes Its
laws" he read.
Then he got busy with his fle and
behold the result:
Let me pipe the lays of the land
and care not who lays the pipes
Columbus Dispatch.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-28
In Future Campaigns.

I'VE cannot take your money, SIT.
The candidate explained.
With memories OF former years
When money simply rained;
But I've just sent statement out.
And this IS how IL goes:
We limit contributions 10
Your WORKOUT, cast-of clothes.
And we will take old magazines,
But not a cent OF cash.
The staunch warehouses like 10 read
While bowling 10 the lash:
Some homemade pies and frosted
cakes
Would not come In amiss:
A cord OF wood might also help
In such a time as this.
The boys need shoes and good warm
socks
To campaign "a they should,
But do not send in currency
or course. know you would:
But things have changed since othel
days.
Our rule is fast and hard.
His name went on the list like this:
The Detroit times., 1908-07-28
Farizade, Smile of the Rose

/ There lived "A Persian king named
! Khosrou-SChah TO whom the disposer
/ had given goodness, youth. beauty. In
him there VAS such sense OF just
ness that during his reign. the tiger
and the horse walled side by side and
drank OF the same waters
This king was accustomed to take
walks at night. disguised, In company
with one OF the dignitaries of the
palace. in order that he might see
what went on among his subjects and
cure any evils OF government.
One night as he passed through a
quarter OF the city inhabited with poor
people. he stopped before the door OF
house. from which he heard the
voices OF young girls. and looking
through an opening in the door he
saw three young girls. who, their re-
past ended, were seated at the table
in conversation.
These three young girls were fault
lessly beautiful, but the youngest APP
peared the most beautiful.
The first said:
MY wish Is 10 become the wife OF
the pastry cook OF the sultan, because
you know love pastries, and
above all those delicious puffs which
we call the puffs OF the sultan. But
there is only the chief pastry cook OF
the sultan who can make them
And the second said:
II am not 80 ambitious. | would
content myself simply with becoming
the wife OF the chef OF the sultan.
could then taste all the wonderful
dishes which are only eaten in the
palace There is, above all. the
dish OF cucumbers stuffed and cooked
in the oven. | would not forget from
time TO time TO give you some. II my
husband would permit me-"
Then the two sisters turned to the
youngest. who had remained silent,
and babe her express her desires. But
she lowered her eyes and refused TO
speak for a time. until a length She
biushing said In voice soft and like
running water:
"Oh. my sisters, | wish TO become
the wife or the sultan. and the sons
which Allah would permit TO be born
OF our union would be worthy OF their
father, and the daughter whom
would love TO have. would have the
smile OF the skies, her hair would be
golden on one side and silver on the
other: her tears, II she cried. would
be so many pearls falling; her laugh
( II she laughed. would sound like the
tinkling OF gold. and there would be
as many rosebuds on her lips as could
bloom.
The sultan and his vizier, amused
10 the extreme. departed without hear
ing further.
/ Bur the sultan felt within him de
sire TO see all these wishes come to
/ pass. and ordered the vizier 10 mark
/ the house we'll. The next day he oil
rected the vizier TO go and get the
three girls and bring them TO him.
The three girls were brought TO HIN
and he made one the wife OF the CHIEF
pastry cook and the other the wife OF
| the chef of the palace and the young
est he took by the hand and placed
! her on the throne by his side. And
the marriage OF the youngest was eel
ebrated with surprising splendor
while that OF the other two sisters
according TO the ordinary usages.
Thus jealousy and spite penetrated
into the hearts OF the older sisters anC
from that moment they plotted the
downfall of their youngest sister.
The sultana. n her part. never
ceased 20 bestow on them marks Of
her affection and Notwithstanding
The Detroit times., 1908-07-28
Bring Annie Smith
4 In, Mr.. Commissioner,
And Convince Us
oon't Blame IL On the Prosecutor
Who Has Troubles Of His Own
You Can Do II Alone. Z

IN fee. it would has troubles
ga enough and plenty explain
police taking of
its shoulders something that does belong there
There pending against this in the recorders
Iprisonnent
The person under bonds appear
privileged to leave the jurisdiction of the without its per-
mission. which has not been granted
She available a against Police
Captain Neberry Frank B. Hibber In the police
which these charged having from her
for police protection these of court
Annie Smith therefore regarded of the jus
con of the and looks be Commissioner Smith
TO bring her back.
says his wish that
brought back he has work for the accom-
plishment of
\ FIND ANNIE SMITH AND BRING HER WITHIN THE
THE CHARGE PENDING AGAINST HER THERE. MR. PO-
LICE COMMISSIONER AND MAKE GOOD
Captain Newberry bbler still to be
the charge of compoundng felony
accepting money from this for police protection
This the in which Police Commissioner Smith was SIM
larly indicted
Annie at and she would be on
hand practice with the police had been resoed
70
Why detained police headquarters witness
who liable get of reach of the court?
held police Detroit for months
Women witnesses have been held, too.
plea made that this enough i'm
portance.
purity Metropolitan Police Force of Detroit
questioned and its reputation is at stake
The charges against these of which strike
leaving the of the community
protection and honest and civic
due citizens of Detroit
whether their police department pur-
consideration Whatsoever be used for
lection of rather law enforcement
Smith having been exoneased from the
charge completely houd the first
prosecution and that end should
have taken looking the presence in court when they were "
up principal people without whose tesi
mony it impossible 60
Viewed this standpoint attitude of Police Commits
oner Smith NOW does convince that he sincere He
should have been interested before
He CAN EVEN NOW, however, and that by
sending his best seuhs to find Annie Smith and
bring her before him suspicious character
Which she others with her. until explanation has been
where she when the later against Neberr
ber called and why she there instead of in court
10 witness for the people
Mr. says would like Annie Smith found that
m may put all this conjecture.
just the public Mr. Smith, and they
know it is your duty to bring her in.
the will the public
this stands beyond the jurisdiction of
which awaiting
trial a felonous charge
Your privilege and your duty 10 clear.
Il detectives after her and dean her witness
Newberry that the charges she has brought
rejecting department. and
which stand may be threshed to the bare
you will be able you in in
che matter And n this
The Detroit times., 1908-07-28
THE TRUTH
No Matter Whom ii Helps or Hurts.

Police Commissioner Smith ex-
presses the wish that Annie
Smith may be found.
Then why doesn't he and her.
He says il is because his de-
partment has not been asked by
the prosecuting attorneys Office
TO do so. i'm III
The prosecuting attorneys Of
fee. it would seem. has troubles
enough and plenty TO explain
The Detroit times., 1908-07-28

J. Smith. 49,. one pail OF lard.
Charles r. Barnes, in the New York
World.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-28

~ 10
VIII the again come to DeIoitr wIlea?
has to the White Mountains
Randolph Hearst to be In session in Chicago
Tars harmony speech in Ohio Indicated that he would aeceU
disappointment enough for baseball and High Bail
Venezuela warned that Holland taking Oh her slipper
I'D Here's hoping
tbuos
less popular
with him
ordinance.
10 its array of newspaper talent personally retained and directed
M his having attempted something the
tho a " !
at q in
bride looking charmng white
the conventional black and blue
i'm.
verdict the omcer
case