The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-06-11
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''Ths Carpet Cant lie heaisa"
--Eseats mt tor uua siopfag. -.
tlsimed l4iils In ID bury 10 gd
huine Tbsi's rather sbuaaal. ssid
Large Whals The lry5ublei Ny safe
has . cold. etelalmsd LATHE. and she
cun'i speak ever whisper
Yoa mHa keep your moaih shGl
when fos'Fe 10 The saier. said ihs
nurse ~ lie gave liiie Tommy BATH.
N yoa don't you'll swallow some 81 Il.
Well, phsi ~ iii demanded Tommy
There, plen,y more u ihe pipes. Aiu'i
tbtfe'
Who vac Il. qpenod thc siadent
boaricr. itsi ssii Al aesb !. aeak'
Don, remember. rcloiued the fsssy
bachelor pbo phs gwen 40 imitation
Of man saving rood bat whoeyar be
Was be evl5eniiy never tackled steak
like this
Say. Miss Prae. suddenly eHclaiu
81 Mr. Neryey, swear you're the
most kissable creature Ia this town
Sir. she cried Indignantly. you forget
yourself' Aw, gp ont amt kissa
BILE but, even admitting that am,
you're more 70 than ne.
~Kidder saw that arctic explorer
today, aud be certainly looked blue.
Gull Not blue Niih the cold, ihroughi
kidicr Just TO- II was q frost b. 90.
coaniered last night thai made him
blae lie leciared before empty ben.
ches.
Inventor langrily See herei You
told me 10 surely clear between five
and siE hundred dollars on that deal.
Broker Welt lnvestor-W Well, ! clear.
cd JUS, 1915 on IT, Broker--Then
you've got no kick. That's between
- and 500, ISN'T III
The Bridegroom ION the return
from the honeymoon .-Hellol What's
ihisf All the bills for yonr trousseauiI
Why. ! thought your father paid these
Bride--li i customary, dear. But he
thought you would rather do il than
give him the humiliation Of borrowing
the money from you.
- have the greatest respect, said |
Wise. for The man who says what be
thinks. That's me exactly, pat in ihe
bore who always prided himself on bis
caudor. And, continued Wise mean
ingly, the greatest contempt for the
man who only says what be thinks he
thinks.
Baby Florence was much annoyed
when her requests 10 go TO see her lit
Tie cousin, who was i'll, were refused.
On demanding the reason the catch
ing" qualities Of her cousins malady
were explained nj length, but 10 no
avail, for She drew herself up to her
nhnitesimal height and slowly and
seornfulIy lisped. II theldom take the
moaihles.
Fl know what the preacher meant
when DO spoke Of the lay members this
morning, remarked little Fred on his
way home from church. What did be
mean, dearf qneried bis mother, He
meant chickens, answered Fred.
heard him tell papa the other day that
there was a LOT Of gossiping old hens in
his congregation.
Don't forget that chickens always
come home 10 roost, snapped the nm.
cry suburbanite as be shook his finger
over the garden fence. Not always,
chuckled bis neighbor as lhc cleaned
the gore from bis ax. Your flock that
came over here 10 feast on my seeds
won't come home 10 roost.
The benevolent looking old gentle.
man on the seat in front turned around
aud spoke 10 the mother of the little
chcrub whose sticky fingers had been
smearing chocolate creams on his bald
head, Are there any more at home
like himi he asked, with genial smilel
oh, mol she said. He's our only child. ,
Thank heayenl he exclaimed feryent
~.
SO can't induce you to handle my
Inns u remediesG said the patent med.
icine salesman as he closed his grips.
Don't the citizens around here use any ,
kind Of euresf Only the rest cure.
stranger, drawled the proprietor Of the :
general store, You can find half a |
hundred Of them on the fence aud on !
the porch and behind the stove using !
that cure DOW.
The teacher was telling the class s
abou, the great American baitlcship /
Heei now bound around the world when I
she broke the main thread Of her mar. q
raiiyc 10 ask; Children, is there any !
danger 10 these precious haiileshps in
going around this immense circlef Do !
they keep going around in one dircc. ,.
lion all the time, teacherfinquircd one /
eager pupil Of course, Then they're G
liahle TO &c, difxyf b
They were jogging along The old .
road, aud Cupid was so busy tina, the
gcaug msn dropped the lines either
.ide Of the runaboat. II was then thai :,
ne wise old nag turned laaily around !,
What are you looking att queried the Il
owl by the roadside sm reading be- h
Iween The lines. laughed the old nag a. y
he gave horse laugh aud showed her Y
ong yellow teeth. 9
lie was filing bis hrsi prescription, =
,nd shen be handed Il 10 the lady be n
old her /, was sl,l0. She paid the II
'l.io. and after she had gone be IN. p
Iotinod The proprietor that the dollar
Has counterfeit. Tbs proprietor look,
Il over his glasses At the young man
md said; Well, how about The l0ccnt. as
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