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The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1908-01-24
Base Ball Practice. /.

The kennewick ball ''tOssers'
made their first appearance for the
season In uniform last Sunday. The
day was bright and warm and a
lively bunch turned out and an ex.
cellent practice was held. The team
has excellent material and by get.
ting early practice should make a
good showing. kennewick should
place her team in the Yakima Valley
league.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1908-01-24

Continued On an inside page)
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10

Power Company that is now sup
plying electricity for the Denver &
Interbuebau line owned by the
Colorado & Southern railway. So
succeseful 10 this first electric line
in the stat. that it is semi-offlcially
admitted the Colorado g. Southern
probably electrify its South Platte
road and take its powor from the
Westinghouse plant. The dam sit.
on the Platte was sold by coterie
OF Denver men who secured it two
years ago from the government ut
small cost and now turn it over at
a handsome figure. -'' =
1t 10 said there will be NO delay
in beginning work. ~ money is
all ready 10 go ahead With the dam
building.
The increasing demand in the
Denver region .nd in all northern
Colorado for electric power and the
fact that other big companies nre
putting much money snc energy
into projects that will require time
to mature. is said to be the incen.
tive for the Quakers getting into
the game on . basis where they ex
pect to have their wires into Den
YER ahead of all competitors. 1t is
said that work on the dig dam will
begin At once.
While none Of the Colorado 4;
Southern railway officials would
admit last night Of plans for elec-
trifying other branches OF tn, road
in addition tn the Denver Boulder
line, some Of them said that such
N pr oposition had been made by
the Westinghouse people to supply
ample power for the Platte Cannon
Branch and that The matter hal
,een given some consideration.
Whether the answer OF the Colo.
RADIO and Southern to the proposi-
tion had anything to do with the
closing q the deal tss he .eaessoas
site Il Il too early 10 say.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10
colorado's New Power Plant

The Westinghouse Electric in
trrests of Philadelphis. with
millions of dollars behind it. at
tract.-d by the great possibilities
latent energy in Colorado streams,
have secured site for q reservoir
and power plant and in q reason
ably short time will supply electric
current to Denver ana the region
around the city.
The power dam and plant is to
be installed on the South Plata,
air,nt 35 miles from Denver and it
>ill cos, 100000. The capitalists
-, tue project are closely as,ocist-
ID with the Northern Colorado
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10
The Daagsrs In Milk

The following brief summary OF .
lecture delivered at the Minnequa
Hospital Of the Colorado Fuel &
Iron Company. in Pueblo. by DR..
Theobor. Rich. U. 8. Veterinary
Patholo xist, contains information
of interest and importance to the
public.
In keeping with the spirit Of
the times when reform 10 the sloy-
An We offer for your consideration
a subject which is not only attrsct.
ing health authorities over the civi
liz-d world, tut 10 beginning to re-
ceive the attention due it from the
public. We will speak Of it a.
Clean Milk versus unsupported
but Dangerous Milk. Milk is clear
ly the plaintiff, as it Is in just such
measure a. the consuming public
becomes educated to its healthfnl-
n+ss that it 10 able 10 challenge its
deadly opponent and seek its just
dues. Tho defendant 10 the variety
usually sold, handled and conAum.
throughout the United State.
whether it comes from the city.
dairy, yorr neiabbor's COW or your
own pet Jersey. It is to this article
Of uncertain character that We es-
pecislly wish to call your attention
which with the exception of bread
is our greatest food product. and
which forms the chief article Of
diet for invslids aud young child
rem; which bears the unenvisble
reputation that it is one of the
principal agents for the dissemina-
tion of disease. with its attendant
suffering. and often death; and,
whose only redeeminR feature is
cheapness. Il it to be wondered at
that sanitarians are giving this
subject deep study and investiRa-
tion?
Milk generally used is Of uncer-
tain character. This d"es not imply
that it contains water or preserve
tives. For this. article Of diet, US.
uslly consumed in the raw state, 10
we'll known, by bacternligsts to be
natural medium for the multipli-
cation, growth and development of
nearly every known species OF bac.
teri, which. during the progress of
assimilation and nutrition, throw
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10
of deadly poisions known as pto-

of deadly poisions known as pto-
maines.
1t is the danger of carelessness,
from the time that milk is drawn
until consumed. that we wish to
impress upon you. rather than the
dangers from adultration. And also
that . clean. pure article 10 more
greatly to ,.e desired, than one con
tanning . high percentage Of butter
fat. One writer has said that one
,teaspoonful OF milk may ,oatain
more millions OF inhabitants than
there are in the whole ct greater
New York. The frat thing to he
borne In mind 10 that milk from
be.lthy COW 10 naturally > pure pro
duct aui il is not the COW that has
to be steralized. II any milk is
found unclean. unwholesome or
disproportioned in its proper parts
the chances ara that it is not the
fault OF the animal. Some of the
psthoyenic bacteria; that is, bac-
terra which ART. the direct cause Of
certain diseases in a man, which
are fouad in, or are directly trace.
able to milk as the agent through
which they reach man are those OF
tuberculosis. typhoid fever. scarlet
fever, diptheria and there is no
renson to assume that the organ
isim OF cholera infantnm finds milk
q suitable medium for growth and
transmission.
There is a difference Ct opinion
among scientists as to the c,m-
municability Of bovine tuh-rcu-
losis to man But time and exten-
sive investigation have resulted in
bringing the majority Il ,nv.stirn.
oss fully to l'eI-iv- that it is c'u
muDicalle to man, and. in no s,nai.
degree, adds to the yearly d ,ath
record Of the world. They also =
gree that milk is the usual medium
through which it reaches its hu-
msn victims, especially children.
Now, that the old theory Of tu5er-
cular infection through the iuhala-
ton OF dried sputn, containing the
bacilli, has been to some extent cx
plotled. and the more PLAUSIBLE
means of infection through food
laden with germs is being proved,
We should familiarizs ourselves
with foods most liable to infection.
The relief from the conditions
spoken of must come. Our present
day knowledge of its cause and re.
suit has 80 plainly axed our duty
that there is no staying the tide
demanding q clean, pure n1ilk sup
ply. which today is.spresdin9 over
the entire civilized world. It wflf'
take time. hard work and popular
education with references to SAM.
tary relations of milk. to attain the
desired end, but the result will he
we'll worthy of effort. Such instruc-
ton should be made pnrt of the,
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10
TUNNEL nAcn,NE A SUCCESS

One Of the most encouraging an
nouncements Of tue time iuforu's
the miuinx fraternity that the j.
p. Ksrns tuuueling machine has
after long effort. been perfected
aud nov il in operation st the In
dia mine in the Magnolia district.
Boulder county. The imIerfrctions
discovered in its first public trial
last summer have been remedied,
a powerful compressor plant attach
ed and everything needful spplied
to make it successful. It is now
cutting Q six.foot bore at thu rate
OF three to five feet ar hour in very
hard TO X. The inventor, Mr.. j. P.
Harms, and his associates have
worked steadfastly for some years
to produce the result now attained
A. in nearly all newly invented
machinery for mining. there have
been vsxatinus delays in. bringing
it TO a perfect working condition
aud it may be that - they go on,
further changes TO improve its ef-
Uiciency will Ike suggested and ap-
piled. However. they ere nov ready
for pabiic inspection and c0vdfatfy
invite those ~ho may b. interested
in this new method Of tunnel driv-
ing, to visit Magnolia and witness
the progress it is making. OF the
half dozen or more devices brought
cut to accomplish similar ends. the,
knrns is the only tunneIing mach
inc that is at work in the mining
or other FIELD. The Proctor device
being constructed in New York by
Terry e. rencl, the grsat contract
ors 10 about ready for trial. 1t is
probable that the public test OF its
mrrits will bt. made IN few days.
The prospect is, therefore, that thu
coming new year will he marked
by the introduction OF these two
new tunnel borers, and possibly
others, into some Of the more ad-
vanced mining districts OF Colo
rndo. The Harms people already
have an eight foot tunnel machine
in readiness to undertake any con-
trsct for tunnel work that mny b~
desired. We are Informed that the
DProct@r people. will. il the trial test
Groves satisfactory. proceed 70 con-
strnct n number of eight foot mach
ines for WORKING in Colorado and
other mining ststes. The import
ance Of these improvements to the
mining inter est cannot be over
estimated 1t means new era Ut
enormous development from which
the producers of the mineral will
derive larger benefits than at any
time in the past City years, This
with tue remarkable improvement
in all forms OF milling, should work
a vast expansion Of ore production
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10

One Of the best ranches in the
Jax Cabin neighborhood, 100 acres
all under culture, cuts from l5O to
200 tons of timothy per season.
1OJ head OF stock, full equipment
of farming utensils. including rak.
es. mowers, wagons, etc. Call at
Pilot Office for particulars.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10

+ Six hundred acre ranch property
cutting two hundred tons of hay
yearly. Within two miles OF town
and for sale with 80 head OF stock
and complete farming equipment
A bargain to tl,. party who wnnts to
locate permanently
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10
Is your subscription paid7

curriculum of our public schools.
as it is through this channel that
sil essential reform movement reach
the greatest nnn,bars of people, are
teken into the homes and do the
Kreasest amount of prrctical good
And then We should urge consnm :.
eAto patronize no dealer whose
milk. after standing III hour or two
reveals a vissble sediment at the
cttom Of the bottle.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10
Real-Estate

For srl, new first class >-ainp
nschine. Call and examin" the
same at the PiLor office.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10

Six room cottnse and three lots
Oh tho corner of main street in the
school house block. Best location
in the city can be bought very
cheap for cash.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10

An elegant four room cottage
almost new, with two lots, can be
purchased for one hall the original
c0et.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10

An improv,d ranch near the
mouth Of Cement creek, will be
sold for part cash and balance on
time.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-12-10
DrPRICE,S
Powder

grape cream Of tartar ponder.
Makes pure, healihful, delicious
food. No alum, no Tine phosphate.
There is an infallibls test by which
every housewife may detect the unheaIth-
fl alum baking powders
The label will tell
Study the label Nn does not say cream
OF tartar the baking powder is made from
alum and must be avoided.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22
FL CARNIVAL mUY ANlNAOO EN-
Ponce.
Nuchs ilmIIIas 50 han tfHslldado I San 6GInaD
con motive do ID fiesta hlpIGl % dcha
CIuial.
(Ds musstrO OOrrespOmsal.) }

Febrero, 21.-El microbes On IL noChe,
prsviS invitaci6n del senior Prslidente, hu'
DO en 81 Casino dc Ponce, una Eauni6n dc
dsmas cAbaIleToE, para tFAtaE sobEe les
fieutas del caFnAval. So acoEd6 dsBpuea
da divCutido sufcisntements 81 asuutc, Ce'
TebraF uu bAile de tTSjes On 81 TSatro LA
Perla" 81 n6bado % del COETieute mes =
tres bRiles de m6ECaEas On LOG dfaI 70, "a
, 25. a..
EnSn, SON muchaB las fAmilias y j6VeneB
amantsu del sport que se diBponen tras'
ladarus & dicho pueblo pRTa sSiatir las
erandes cREEeFas que % efectuaFAn en- 81
pF6ximo domiLgo. SabemoS de otraR que,
femorolaV de no encontTaT alojRmiento con-
veniente, han deuistidO con psnR de dicho
visie, que viene intsrrumpiE por brevss
hoFa1 ia monotonia de nuestFa vida diaria.
"A Los sxcuFSioniataa todos le deseamos feliz
Viaie buGna Buerte.
En- 81 dia de msiiRna, nataliCio del in
mortal Gorge Washington, permaneCsE6n
Corradas todaS Las ofcinas pdblicaB, La
Casa Ayuntamisnto eltaE6 todR II noChe
iluminada,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22

En- eSta impFentG % vends papsl de
poTi6diCo viejO & t2.0O los 46 kiloB Gun
NiNtgI)
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22

-L6aHo maliRnR ID continuation del az
timo dc lou Episodes NaOiOaales eHcEito
poE Perez GAld6I tituladO 'Espaha Sin
Rsy."
En- las notGI del fasgo de Rio piedraI
DubliCado- nver Sppreca Esteban MOnta'
mes, en- YES do Eataban Montssinos, que
fac uno de lol que MAS 90 diatinguieFon en
IL extinction del fuegO.
=EutS maiiana tom6 puerto 81 vapOR
apafi9I "MAnuel OAlvO" que Conduce pa
Fa slts puerto caEga , paBeis.
Hoy apeHaf de ser die de fiesta cfCial
han CsIsbFAdo Heli6u en- 81 ConHnjo Ejecu
two.
Los vsCinOS dc CathHo, 90 queisn del
NAL eStad0 On cue 90 vends 10 lOchs en
Guuel poblado. EaperamoB que 10 Jnnta
Superior de Sanidad tome er6rgicas medi
da1 para oontEarEoStAr 81 nal.
-Anoche caIebH6 asambleS general 81
sfudiCato Dc pintOTes aflisdo 81 "Oirculo
ObrerO".
Hoy exinten en- 81 dsp6sito municipal,
64 dstenidoU, de elloB CumpIen Condena
58, eat6u pendisntes dc iuiCio los dGmSs.
"A principle del pr6ximo mes quadAFa
liSta Ii obra en- construction del pusnta On
el RIO gEandG dc Lol2as
A las 12 del dia dc hoy pas6 frente
( sStas Oficinaa 81 sntlerEo del que en
vida fu6 Manuel AndERde, de ofGiO pin
tor Gran n6moRo dc compaIeFos cbreroa
acompafiaban 81 fsTetEo. Pas q sus Eestos.
-PRogramas de lsR piezaB que tocsra
en II retrets man ana domingo lg Banda
de IL PoliCia IuaulaE: - PaBodeble "Eclip'
us', BernaEdiu.-Dan7R "LR Mufi9cs"
M6Touez.-SinfoDis "La Medalla de Oro''
CurtneF. Selection Vida Allegro, LhsE.
-Tands de Walls oDoIoEes", Waldteuf
fsl.--Two step ''Feny Mesng MiuY, Nor
sa-DAnza "CaEmsIa", CampOu-"star
spaDgle Banner"
"A lR ura del die de hoy, desCAEEil6 q
trolley On la psTadR 8, Aitio en- que Seg6u
infoHmRmoB en- otFO lugaE de cate pe1lodl
90, dsScRrEil6 an0Che tambi6n. Las per-
sonSb que Visjaban hoy On 81 CARO- que
deuCsrTiI6, EstardaFon mas de una hoFS
para llegRr & eGtA Ciudad.
Ell Ssfior Juan TOTTsllaB, de Maya
giis8, ssc1ibs 10 Eguiente:
"Hace tempo vsDgO notando que On e!a
capital Confunden 81 apsllido de la fAmilia
Torruellan, do Ponce, con 81 de ToEEellas
de auui. Yo vango FsCibiando peTi6diCoH
diriiidou juan Torrusllss, en- vez De
JWGn TorreElas, que Cd COMO debe eHcEi'
biTsa mi spellido."
-Manana colsbrar6 junta general en-
a local del "Circulo ObFsTo" 81 sindicatc
da oficioB varios 4 les 2 de lR tRrde.
Los veCinoB que vivsn en- 81 Sitio do
nominsdo Ia "PeFlA", gs quejan do loB al
boFotoa que produCen en- squel It!o ls
iugadas do galloS, qus He forman diaEIs
ca aquel bRFrio. Ssg6n nos iDfoFman l'
policfR no Ilega haHta aquel lugaF, Bino e.
detsFminaday hoFA5 debido la gran de
marcaci6n que tisne que FscoEEsr 81 poll
cia dc Rqusl diGtrito.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22
Fl general Luis TeisTa solo sufrid le.
YES uuemaduTaS.

El sefor Consul general de Ia Rep6bli'
Ga Dominicana, On vista de la deggraCisda
oCurrsnciR que noticiGrA este diRrio, GucS.
dida an eI Cotuy, del diHtFito communal de
Il Vegs; CabIegraf6 81 sefor don Emilia-
NO Teisrs, iluntre hombre p6blioO del We
elmo pals padre del joven general Luis
TeieFs, de quisn SO dijo que hRbiR queda'
do Ciego On el EefsridO deHaStre, pregun'
tando poF 81 sstsdo de diCho j.vsn.
Ell senior TejeTa COnteat6 infoFmando
Sua ID hijo, 81 general Luis, no hsbfa Hu'
frido sin6 leves quemaduEas auuque en
loS primsEo1 mom0ntoB CiTCul6 ID notiCia
cue W conOCOn nuestToa leCtoFeB
MuCho osIsbERmoI que el culto iovsn
Teiera, nRlieas bien ibrRdo de la cat6stEo
70, alegr6ndonos tambi6n pOr sus apTeCiA
b'sU fsmiIiRFea de esta CapitSl, los oBpoHot
MedinR TejeTR.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22
UN PUERTO PARA AREClBO.
AqueIIa impOTtante ciutad neeesita
de esa mejOTa.
Ia sId0 ya prssORtado IN pTOyGGtO Do 10y con
OS0 OblotOo

Los uefloTss LcdO. Felix santoni , doc
tor M. ZsnO Gambia, preSsntsron 81 Hi'
guiente proYscto de ley.
ProysctO do Jsy.-PArR hacsP lol egtu'
dioB del puerto do AEeCibO.
..Art 1.-PaHa 81 estudio de an pro.
veto de puerto para lR CiudNd de AEecibO,
q asigna ID uumn de cinco mil dollaEsa, 8
Is pSrte de ellis que sea neceBREia, do
ouaIeEouiera fondoH existsntes en- 81 TeBo'
"a. no sSiRnAda para otros fines.
Art 2-So autoEiEa 81 ComiBioDado del
Iutsrior para que hggs los tTabaio1 y gsS-
tionsu oncaminados los estudioB, dando
Cuents del miamo en- lR pIimsEa session de
la pE6xima legiSlatuRe.
AIT. 3.-Esta Icy empszaTk Tegir
desde an aprobaci6n."
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22
Do LinInIslr,sIfn,

Ayisamos a las personas, que
solicitan suscribirse q este dia-
rio, que 81 peri6dico no les serA
enviado, 81 el ayiso que con tai
obietO remitan, no viene aoom-
panadO del importe de La sus-
cripci6n.
Esta vale por un trimestra
1925. Por un semestre $3.50.
Por un af1o $500. PagO an
,icipGdo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22
lBisn pur 81 sntuslasmOI

AIguaOS jovsnsl de euta capital pEspa'
ran ana bonita CompAFBs para 81 bAils de
mRuCaEss que tendrk efeCto en- Ia nochs de
mRhAnS, cuyo efscto, han CompTRdo 200
gorras elestFicaG todoB los bonito1 trsjes
que para cabRlleFOs ninoH vsnden On Ia
Palmesana de loI HefioEeS J. PierRs Co,
Allen 80.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22
BGSE.BGLL.

MaHRna domingo 4 las p. m. tendE6
ofsCto 81 segun6o desafio do ohGmpionatO,
entrs IoB clubs "Palmas" , "Rsldmpago. !"
Dada IL competenCiH de ambog Comba'
tienteB promote quedaE muy luCido dicho
deBAffo.
IA la Ligal
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22
SocIOdli o FsGTlt0TOs J Artists,
JuntG general.

IA Junts general de Ia g0cisdad de Es'
Critores ATtiltaB, Sc Fsunira mGnans 9e'
mippo & las diez .. IA. en- loB BaloneB del
Atsneo de Puerto Rice. 50 tomARan I'm
Dortantss acuerdcp, y Buplics { LOO 1oclos'
81 pre,idante de lR EtfsEida HoCiedsd' 1noE
FsTn6ndez JuncoB, la puntual asiAtsr cla
nj Ncko
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22

Intermediates CURESE ID DEBLIDAD este Sc
DIAL de CERERR1NA New 81 d mas bOza
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22

Con motive Dc las fsItas del caEna.
val, 80 ve muy conouFFido 81 hotel HsIvo'
tic, pues e. inmsjoFabls 81 BeEvicio que
ALI rscibSn los huespedes. CEuz q, P.
Echira, PTopistAEiO.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1908-02-22

Ell MAS AOREDITADO. Hasts
bonitau piezas muBicaleB han sido COM
pueataB en- honor de los favoEeCedoFes de
Ia acFeditada msrca "Ron San Luia" que
han podido llsvaT 81 primer puesto loH
Alvarez HermanoB de eats plszs. El de-
p6sito, San Jole Z an San Juan, 90 We
oonsbantements viSitRdo poE Len faVoreCa-
doEeB de sgs aEticulo que haCsn gEandel
pedidOl para todR Ii isis. No 10 OlvideiB.
Ron "SAn Luia" que no Contions pinguna
BuIlaCia PeEludislRl,
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1908-11-07

MANUSCRIPTS AND PICTURES-Conbutions respectfully
invited under following Careful reading is given to all
received Preference given relating the Inter
mountain West whether short Stories historical descriptive
sketches anecdotes special articles poetry humo Address
scripts and photographs fully prepaid Editor The Western
Weekly, Commercial Block, Salt Lake City, Utah. Payment is
publication for all available and such
available returned provided stamps have been
The editor this periodical will all and gratefully
and usefulness Of this paper
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1908-11-07
TABLE OF CONTENTS.

Editorials NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The Marseillaise ............
Perfecting an Enlarged Business
District ................ d
A Little Bit of Everything ann.
Music and Theatres ......... 8
Sporting Gossip. ........... 10
Takin' a Poll. ................ II
Paris as Seen by Westerner 800. ~
Motor Notes .............. 10
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-08
GOOD SKATERS.
Austria Produces Manipulating
Norway and Sweden.


1t is probably safe to say that Aus
any other country. One may instance
G.. Hugel. who won the worlds cham
pionship on three occasions: G.. Fuchs
who obtained that honor in 1896: Ed
ward Engelmann, twice European cham.
pion. and Max Bohatsch, who has like
wise been champion of Europe
Apart from these, Austria has pro
vided many skaters quite in the first
class. As BELTS nation of dancers
its skaters display remarkable delicacy.
lightness of touch and harmony, and in
skating TO music their rhythm is match
less.
Hungary also has produced several
notable skaters. the best being r. Won
Foldvary of Budapest Switzerland has
few figure skaters, and none of distinction.
To Sweden belongs the distinction of
having provided Ulrich SaIchow. who
holds the remarkable record of having
won the worlds championship Eve sue
cessive years. The Norwegians skate.
as do the Swedes, strenuouSly and with
much vigor they favor speed rather
than the figure department of the sport.
The Dutch. of course, are Il nation of
skaters. But, good as the Dutch are. =
Il. w. Syers, the English authority.
has declared. they have now no chance
with the Swedes and Norwegians and
we. in turn, are just as far behind the
Dutch" According TO Mr.. Syers. no
English skater would have the rem0test
chance of being placed in any first class
contest abroad.-We stminster Gazette
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-08
THE NEWER GLORY

Mothers pricing eoronets,
Fathers pricing crowns,
sister goes downtown and gets
Presentation gowns:
Coachmans an equerry now,
Wears a white peruke
Sreets US with stately bow
Fathers made duke.
Mqkher's made duchess, too:
shcles made an earl:
a5$es gold tiaras new,
massive pearl.
NzEs - folks about the place
s$4sear to make a fiuke.
Call each other, "Ah, your grace
Fathers made a duke.
Father frowns on business
Where his coin was made
Says il gives q duke distress
TO be called 'fin trade"
We have written 10 our friends
Living in Dubuque
That the old acquaintance ends
Fathers mac duke.
Coos a:.d butler end the made
Made an awful row
When we fixed them up with braids-sza
They're retainers now.
They must all stand up in line
Or get a rebuke
When we progress In to dine
Fathers made a duke. a.,
Ny. but times have changed OF late, e
Father says he thought
That when sister met her fate
1t was TO be bought
But they passed the titles round
81 q Never made fluke,
& And we're glad since we have found
MAFathe1 : made a duke.
-Chieagc Evening Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-08
The Annie Cure

Mark Twain, in the course of the re-
cent Pilgrims dinner iii New YORK.
talked of his pet aversion. Christian
Science.
christian Science" he said. reminds
me of the apple cure for drunkenness.
In Hannibal, in my hoyhood. the ample
cure was very highly esteemed.
II remember once hearing the Hanni-
bal town drunkard expatiate on the APP
pie cure.
You believe in it. then. do You,
HankF a listener asked.
Believe in it? How can | help be-
levin in it| the drunkard said. excited
". Amt il cured me eight times ? 20
New York Times.