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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Weds MiIIionaire's pauqhter.

Spencer, Mass. June 1i.-Miss
Louise Prouty Young. daughter OF My.
ron A. Young, millionaire shoe manu-.
facturer of Spencer, was married Wed.
nesday night to Ralsh Kingsley Hyde
Of Providence. The bridegroom was
formerly employed in the shoe fac.
tory of which Mr.. Young is president.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Give $1,000 for sunday Schools.

Toledo, o., June 11.--One OF the
features of Wednesday in the Ohio
state Sunday school convention was
the raising of $4,000 as a pledge over
and above the regular county appor
tionment for the purpose OF carrying
on the work planned for the coming
year.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Jack o,erIen Defeats Negro.

Philadelphia. juno 11.-Jack o'Brien
Wednesday night defeated Jack Black.
burn, colored, in q six round bout
before the National Athletic club.
O'Brien knocked Blackburn down In
the opening round and in the flnal
round had the colored man hanging on
TO avoid punishment. The bout was
one Of the fastest ever seen in this
city.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Wants Divorce from Sixth Husband

Chicago, June 1i.-AIrs. Grace
Love filed a suit for divorce from
Hugh NJ. Love again Tuesday. This
Is the second time she has filed this
suit and Love Is her sixth husband.
The allegations are the same as when
her suit was filed April Ia. extreme
cruelty being tho principal ground.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
NeqrOes ReeeIyed BY presIdent.

Washington, June l1.--President
Roosevelt Wednesday night receives
Booker T. Washington and party, and
after leaving the white house they
went to the home Of Secretary Taft
where they called TO pay their re
specis.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11

New York, June 1l.-Sarah Koten
who shot Or. Auspitz last Sunda,
evening, Is In grave danger OF losins
her mind, according to the Toombs
physician, The coroners inquest wai
postponed until Tuesday next.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Sheath Gown in Washington.

Washington, June 1.-THE sheath
gown--Nhich clings to the form ir
a living picture effect, will make its
debut In Washington society. Mrs
Preston Gibson will introduce the
French gown. The slash at one side
II is said, is present.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Hitchcock Not Guilty.

New York, June 1l.--Raymond
Hitchcock, comedian, on trial for mis-
conduct with young girls. was found
not guilty at 3 o'clock Thursday morn.
Ing, after the jury had been out since
Wednesday evening.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Mich Cows for Canal Zone.

Washington, June lI--Twenty .Jer.
sey mich COWS raised in the Texas
feter district so that they may be i'm
mhye from that affection are at New
Orleans awaiting shipment to the
istnmian canal zone where their milk
Is TO be used for the hospital patients
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Flood Does Great DAMAGE.

Topeka, Kan, June lf.--Flood dam.
age to the railroads Is greater than
was anticipated. The Union Pacific
through train service probably cannot
be resumed before the latter part of
the week
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
chIdren bitten by pou.

Cleveland, June ll.--Dogs continue
TO attack children. Five yictimi
were repofled here Wednesday,. III
one case It is believed that the doe
was afflicted with rabies.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
To Abolish Immoral saloon.

Milwaukee. June 1.-THE II. s
hrewers association at its closing seq
sion wednesday adopted platform
OF principles In which II pledges itsell
TO the abolition OF the Immoral saloon
and TO the cause Of temperance In the
use Of intoxicants.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Woman Named Chairman.

Bucyrus, o., June 11.-Mrs. George
W. Harris Of this city has been ap-
pointed chairman of the committee on
resolutions for the G. A. II. and w.
z. G. state convention at Lirla.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
yobscee Grower Attempt. Suicide.

bexington, KY, June 1l.--Fearint
assassination at the hands OF night
riders, Lewis Kinney, tobacco far
nier, said TO have been responsible
for the presence OF troops In Bracker
county, attempted to hang himself
"Wednesday.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Fairbanks is varsity Trustee.

Delaware, O., June 1i.--Yice Presi-
lent Fairbanks was elected trustee
IF Ohio Wesleyan university Wednes.
lay at the commencement exercises.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
500 Miles Of OIL Pipo.

Pittsburg, Pa, June lit is an
nounced here Wednesday that work
viii be started at once on pipe line
over 500 miles in length TO carry the
products of the Illinois oil fields to the
Atlantic seaboard.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
DOGS Bite Is Fatal.

New York, June 11.--As a result OF
a bite nearly Ave months ago from a
dog believed at that time to be harm.
less. Edward Rabey is dying at sant
tarium on Staten Island.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Admiral Evans Gets Leave.

Washington June l1.-Rear Admir-
al Robley D Evans granted thre,
months leave because OF M health
Accompanied by his family, the I'D
inral left for his summer home .
Like Mohonk, n, Y.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Prisoners suffooated d.

Newark, o., June 11.---Six prisoners
four men and two women. nearly lost
their lives by suffocation when fire
broke out In the Licking county Jail
carly Thursday morning.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
oliver II. p. eelmon. is Dead.

New York. June 11.--Oliver Hazard
Perry Belmont died Wednesday from
the effects of an operation for appen
dicitis. He had been III but short
time.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Homecomers Parade CITY.

Youngstown, O., June 11.-Ten
thousand people were in parade Wed.
1esday in the old home week cele-
bration
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Younq Wife in Missino.

East Liverpool. o.. June 11.--Mrs
Robert Thompson. aged IS. and hei
cousin, Walter Barton. aged rs, hay.
disappeared and much concsrn il fell
Cor their safety
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Governors Daughter weds Mormon

Salt Lake. Utah, June 1l.--Mabe
Blanche Cutler, daughter of Gov. Cut
Ter, and Thomas Butler, employe of a
Salt Lake grocery, were married al
Ogden by Mormon elder.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
evApINo TAXATION.

Our deposits dropped from $4,000
" $4,000 About one-thlrd was in
vested In non'taxable bonds and the
balance was boarded or hiddeD..--
Banker.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Bucyrus Man Missing.

Bucyrus, o., June 11.-Peter Maui
disappeared from his home here two
weeks ago and has not been heard
from.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
Fortune Awaits Boy.

New York. June 11.-A fortune
awaits Martin Bullwinkel, If he can
be found within a month. II not, the
money goes to his mother.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-06-11
owen WIster's Mother Is Dead.

philadelphia, June 1l.--Mrs. owen
Jones Wister. mother OF owen wister,
the novelist, Is dead.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31

Heat prostrntes the nerves
In the summer oue needs a tonic TO
offset the customary hot weather.
Nerve and strength depression. You
will feel better within IS hours after
beginning TO take such remedy a.
Or, Shops Restorative Its prompt
action In restoring the awakened
nerves is surprising or course, you
won't get entirely strong In few
days, but each day you can actually
fael the Improvement That tired.
ilfeless splrluess feeling viii quickly
depart when using the Restorative
Dr., Shops Restorative viii sharpen
a falling appetite; II aids digestion:
q; will strengthen the weakened
kidneys aud heart by simply rebuild
los the worn-out nerves that these
organs depend upon. Test II a
few days and be convinced. Sold BY
all dealers
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31
Pleasant Ridge.

Several from this place attended
Sun Brothers show at Louisa the
25th.
Buftord Duly OF Georges creek was
here Sunday.
Miss Ruby Adkins, OF Oslo is the
guest of her aunt, Mrs, J, n. Roberts,
OF Smokey Valley.
Mrs. Bayes and daughter OF Pres
tonsburg, are visiting her sister, Mrs.
John Alley.
Mr., Boyd, one OF our drummers, wa,
here last week.
jeff Gillum and Hugh Sparks. OF
Oslo were here Sunday.
Gus Muncy, OF wartield, who is
visiting his sister. Mrs. NJ. II. Johns.
has been very sick.
Mrs. Margaret Moore, Of Long
Branch passed through here recent
ly en- route TO Evergreen.
Mr. and Mrs. Wat Pennington
weree the guests Of W. NJ. Berry and
family Sunday.
Miss Vickie Welman spent sun
day afternoon with the Misses Dam.
ron.
John Berry, OF Deephole. visited
Miss Teena Jordan at Evergreen Sat.
urday. -.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31
Sunday School Convention,

The following is the programme for
the District Sunday School Conven-
ton to be held at Gleawood, Ky,
August S, 1908, beginning at $3.50 sun
time.
Scripture reading and prayCr-Rev
Meadows
Welcome address,. B. Webb.
Object of the convention-W. J,
Vaughan.
The Superintendent and his exem-
plar duties-V. B. shortridge
What will you do with the beginners
in Sunday school?-C. II. Higgins.
What motives will you use 10 in
duce the attendance and interest OF
the IA year old boy in Sunday school
Joe Reeves.
Appointment of Committees.
Dinner.
Election of officers.
Pastors Duty in Sunday school,
Rev. E. V. Perry.
Give Teachers relation to his class
D w. Elswick.
What benefit has been derived
from the lesson picture chart in the
Sunday school-Rev. Harmon.
How to increase attendance in
Sunday school.-Milroy Copley.
Intemperance, the underlying sin
and greatest cause Of irreverence in
our Sunday school-W. ]. Vaughan
Let every one that is assigned a
topic come well prepared, that this
may be the best convention that was
ever held in this district.
Everybody invited to come and
take an active part.
J. c. HALL, Pres.
]. S. RIFE, Sec.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31

Eureky! He has found it OUT
Senator Warner could keep the secret
no longer. He went to Cincinnati
Tuesday and let the cat out of the
bag. In the presence of the whole
town he broke the news to judge
Taft that the Chicago Convention
had nominated him for President.
While taken completely by surprise
Mr. Taft bore up well under the ex-
element. He deliberately drew from
a pocket in the tail OF his Prince Al
per-, ceat roll that looked like a
learg bear, o: a miniature seam
ROLLER. 1t proved to be a manuscript,
however, and a big 20. X" was PLATA
~ discernible on the outside sheet.
When he began to read it made a
noise like Teddy. The galleries ap-
plauded consistently and Judge Taft
was left to enjoy the sensation Of
knowing that, beyond any doubt, he
is the Republican Presidential nom
inee.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31
Twin Branch.

Our school Is progressing nicely,
Wertie Burton Teachers
Sherman Fannin has returned from
ChattarOy, w. Va.
Grin Prince has gone to Ohio,
Wat Pennington passed down our
creek recently.
Miss Ella Lyon is visiting on Cat
this week. .-
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Sparks were
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. David Lyon Sat-
urday
Samantha Nelson was calling on the
Prince girls Sunday.
Mr.. Fife was the guest of Miss
Birdie Carter Saturday.
Miss ozella Prince was calling on
Friends at Oslo Saturday.
Several of the young people from
this place attended the show at Lou
isa the 25th.
John Nelson was the guest of Miss
ozella Prince Sunday.
NTou Murphy was here one day last
week.
Miss Nellie Lyons was visiting Mis-
ypGsie Sparks Sunday.
Willie Cyrus has returned to Ma
han, W. Va
Ira Adams passed down our creek
last week.
Exanthous.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31
GOOD NEWS
Many Louisa Readers Have Heard
1t and Pr0fitcd Thereby.

Good news travels fas' and the
thousands of bad back sufferers in
Louisa are glad to learn ,ha, prompt
relief is within their reach. Many a
lame, weak, and aching back. is bad
no more, thanks to Dams Kidney
Pills. Cur others are telling the
good news OF their experience with
The Old Quaker Remedy. Here IS an
example worth reading
Mrs. Wm. Damron, living in Louisa,
KY, says: Il take the greatest pleas
.ure in recommending Doans Kidney
Pills. For over a year l was in a
miserable condition. My back was
very lame and painful, l felt weak
ard when the attacks were at their
height l was in misery. My muscles
and joints panied me, ! suffered from
headaches and often had dizzy spells.
My husband finally procured Doan's
Kidney Pills for NE and began TAX
ing them according to directions.
They helped me from the first, and in
a short time / felt like a different
woman Doan's Kidney Pills benefit
ed me in every way and I give them
my highest recommendation"
For sale by all dealers. Price
50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buff
falo, New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doans s.
and take no other.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31

Friends have received news of the
physical condition of Arthur Goebel,
of Cincinnati, brother of the late GOV.
William Goebel, which has made them
quite anxious. Mr.. Goebel is at
present at Carlsbad, Germany, TAX
ing the baths of that celebrated
health resort in the hope that he
will be benefited thereby.
At the time Mr.. Goebel left home
he was in very much broken con-
clifton, suffering apparently from a
general nervous breakdown, which
came as climax to the abrupt end
ing of the trials of the alleged con-
spirators to secure his brothers as
fascination, through the exercise of
the pardoning power of Gov. Will
son.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31
MONUMENT
TO Gov. Vim. GOebel Being Put
In Position Al Frankfort.

Frankfort Ky, July 27.-The mar
Bile base which is to support the sta
tue of Gov. William Goebel that
Will mark his last resting place in
the State cemetery here was put in
to place over the grave today Will
liam Adams 4 Son of Lexington,
who have the contract for placing the
memorial, had force of men at work
on the massive marble, and tonight
had it all ready to receive the sta
tue, which is being shipped by fast
freight from the studio of Charles
H. Niehaus, the New York sculptor,
The base bears inscriptions which
were chosen by Arthur Goebel in con-
nection with the members of the
Goebel Monument Commission. The
monument is erected to face the
West, hence the statue will be look
ing toward the old State Capitol build
ing at the foot of the long cemetery
hill. On the front of the base on the
West side is carved this; Governor
William Goebel. Born January 4,
1856. Died February 3, 1900
Tell my friends to be brave and
fearless and loyal TO the great COM
mon people" These were his last
words.
We'll lift thy name on high,
And place thy crown with martyrs
there,
Who dared for truth to die.
Thy memory shall be cOnsecrate.
Thy monument shall be a shrine of
patriots deathless love and 10y
atty to thee"
The couplet was composed by Mrs
Jennie c. Morton, of this city, who
was a great admirer of Gov. Goebel'
On the south side of the base are
carved two quotations of advice given
by Gov. Goebel to his friends as he
lay wounded unto death in his room
at the Capitol Hotel. They are:
BE calm, abide by the law" Il
forgive them; they do not understand,
On the east base Of the monument
is cut: Erected by the people Of
Kentucky and other States to the men
DRY of Kentucky's Martyr Governor,
William Goebel, who devoted and
gave his life in defense of the rights
OF the people"
The fourth, the north side of the
base, contains this inscription, Civ
Ing his principal work while a men,
Der Of the State Senate. Author Of
the anti-lottery law. The pioneer in
American railway rate regulating leg
islation."
The statue of the Governor will be
placed on the base as soon as 1t ar
rives. Arrangements will be made by
the Frankfort Business Mems Club
in connection with the Goebel Mon
ument Commission for elaborate eX-
ercises when it is ready to unveil.
Arthur Goebel or some other mem
Der of the dead statesman's family
Is expected TO do the unwilling, and
an address on the life of Goebel will
lie delivered by some one who knew
him well.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31

The Rev. DR.. ]. NJ. Waldron, pas
tor of a negro church at Washing
ton, in sermon charges that ne
gro officeholders at Washington are
being threatened with dismissal I'M
Jess they find means to stop the
pastors of the churches to which they
belong from preaching political indie
pendeDce to their congregations.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31
VALUED SANE AS GOLD

B. G. Stewart, a merchant of Cedar
View, Miss, says; q tell my custo-
pers when they buy box Of Dr..
Rugs New Life Pills they get the
worth of that much gold in weight,
II afslicted with constipation, mala-
ria OF, bilousness." Sold under guar
pntee At A. NJ. Hughes drug store,
Louisa. KY, 25c.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31
A Farm Wanted.

! have an inquiry for a good farm
having a comfortable residence and
good orchard on it. Would prefer qua
ity rather than quantity. Those hav-
ing farms for sale will do we'll to
write me at once, giving full descrip-
ton, price, number Of acres level
kind of house and all particulars that
would interest buyer. Prefer a
place within easy reach Of Louisa.
NJ. +. CONLEY.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31

Capt. Jack Crawford, famous army
scout and lecturer, who made speech
es for President Roosevelt during the
1904 campaign, has announced that
he will support Bryan.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31

JAMES N. KEHOE, OF MASON,
Announces his candidacy for Congress
In 9th District, subject to the action
of the Democratic Convention to be
held August 9th, 1908.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31

Ira Short OF Deephole, was calling
al John Alleys last week.
Mr. aud Mrs. Blaine BAH. OF Dry
Ridge, pissed through here Saturday.
Mrs S, =. Roberts visited home folks
Monday.
Nobody's Darling-?.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31

For sale by.
D. J. MAYNARD, Donithan.
JOHN H. PRESTON, Richardson.
COoKSEY & HOWARD, Hicksyille.
l.. F. BoGGS, Sacred Wind
F. S. THOMPSON, Webbville.
R. B. SPENCER, Georges Creek.
f. NJ. CLEvENGER, overda, Ky.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31
Announcement.
FOR CONGRESS.

EDGAR B. HAGER, of Ashland,
Boyd county, is a candidate for Con-
gress, subject to the action of the
Democratic party.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31
1922

Report of the condition OF THE
LOUISA NATIONAL BANK at Louisa
In the State o! Kentucky, at the
close of business, July 10, 1908
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31
Heart STRENGTH

Heart strength. or Heart Weakness. means Nerve
strength, or Nerve WeaknsSs-nOthing more Pos
Wyely, not one weak heart IN a hundred IL, In Il
sell actually disGased. 1t Il almost always a
hidden tiny little nerve that really Is all at fault
This obscure neTve--the Cardiac or Heart Serve
simply needs and Must have. more power, more
stability. more controlling, more governing
strength. Without that the Heart must continue
70 fail, and the stomach and kidneys also have
these same controlling nerves.
THIS clearly explains why rs n medicine Dr.
shoop's Restorative has in the past done 30 much
Tor weak and ailing Hearts DR. ShOop FIRST sought
the cause Of all this painful, FACILITATING gIffocat
ing heart distress Dr. Shoopis RrstoF9tlvg-this
popular pTescI1pton--is alone directed TO these
weak and wasting nerve cUnters. It builds;
itstrengthens; It offers real genuine heart help.
II you would have strong Hearts, strong di.
them as needed with ..'-.'
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1908-07-31

We certainly believe this, or we would
not say so, Ayers Hair Vigor, as now
made from our new improved formula,
Is great preparation for the hair and
scalp. Stops falling hair. Cures dan.
druR. Promotes the growth OF hair.
.--nfade By the =. O. Ayor o., Lowell. Mass. -
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-11-10
Everything But
A FATAL CHARGE.

Gust look, dear. Don't you think I
am a real automobile girl? What Of
my automobile veil?"
1T is beautiful"
"And this automobile coat--isn't 1t
becoming to my figure?"
Wonderfully"
And the automobile cap--did you
ever see anything set SO fetching?"
Never"
land even my hair is in beautiful
automobile tousle. Isn't it grand?"
Indeed it is, dear, but-but where is
your automobile?"
ooh, ! haven't machine yet, but
after l save up 10000 baking powder
labels and 10000 soap wrappers and
all the cigarette coupons the young
men give me I'll get one in no time. 1t
won't take over ten years at the long
est"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-11-10
Not the Right Place.

1--WE claim for our school," explained
the head of the girls boarding school.
that we give the woman of the future
a training that qualities her to control
herself perfectly in any emergency that
may arise"
won't do asserted the new woman
who was looking for suitable place
for her daughter.
The head of the boarding school
looked surprised.
what ] am after" went on the new
woman, lis school that will teach the
woman of the future not how to con.
troll herself, but how to control he,
husband. That is the problem now, al
it ever has been"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-11-10
Unique Philosophy.

The young man who is notable for
his jollity and carelessness of the NOR
row had suddenly relapsed into 81
lence.
whats the matter?" said one Of his
companions. Have you just thought
of something sad"
ooh, no. That is to say, it's nothing
that would ordinarily be called sad.
It's my sympathetic nature that makes
it seem melancholy, suppose"
'You are feeling sorry for some one
eIse?"
Yes"
"Some one who is in distress?"
mo. He ought to be in distress, but
he doesn't realize his position"
"And you are thinking of the time
when he will awaken to a terrible sit
uation?"
mo. He won't ever awaken to it.
He'll go ahead to the last imagining
that he has fulfilled an enviable des-
tiny. That's the pathetic part of it,
"Who is the object of your solicitude
anyhow"
."Old Mr.. Jingleson."
"Why, he is one of the richest men
in town."
81; know it. That's why feel sorry
for him. I don't see what there is for
him to enjoy. The ordinary successes
of getting the tailor and the rent paid
haven't any meaning for him whatever.
1t must be fearfully monotolous to have
so much money that you can't think OF
anything to do with it but buy up more
business with which to make more
| money'
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-11-10
THE WORLD MYSTERY.

TIE WORLD MYS EKY,
"Why is it called pin money!"
Because it goes where pins co."
"Where is that?"
Nobody knows
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-11-10
MY GROCER.

He claims his goods are all first class
No better have eaten.
told him that I'd found, alas,
His eggs could not be beaten!
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-11-10

~ OTN' = ~ Z y wv
II went home to see the old folks re
Gently and introduced myself to then
as the prodigal SON.
so they wouldn't mistake you 70
the fatted calf?"