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The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.


 For thirty years Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of womenWho have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, uleera- ton, tibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bear ing-down feeling, tlatulency, indiges- ton, dizziness, ,orneryous prostration. Why don't you try it
 Don't hesitate to write to Mrs. Pinkham if there is anything about your sickness you do not understand. She will treat your letterin inconfidence eandadvise you free. No woman ever regretted writing her, and because of her vast experience she has helped thousands. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

No man realizes how silly it Is possi- ble for him to be until his love letters are read in a breach-of-promise suit.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

Don't let your elections pass without your exercising your privileges as an American citizen. Then, if you get licked. take your medicine like a man, and if you win, conduct yourself like one who has assumed responsibility, rather than one who has come into heritage.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05
The FIatterer.

The tramp had applied to the farm. CTS wife for assistance
 You have beautiful voice, lady" he said
 She looked interested.
 Have I2"
 ..Yes, ma am: I'd rather hear you say no, lady. than most other women say yes.
 Then she drove back the dog and gave the wanderer half loaf and a chunk of cold beef.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

Whatever we really are, that let us be in all fearlessness. Whatever we are not, that let us cease striving to seem to be.-Toybee.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05
HER GOOD FORTUNE.
After Years Spent in Vain Effort.

Mrs. Mary E. H. Rouse. of Cam bridge. \. Y, says Five years ago
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

ONLY ONE "BRoMO QUINiNE" That | LAXATIVE BROMO QUiNINE Look for the signature of k. w. GROVE. Used the World ever to Cure Gold in One Day. Ee.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05
Mrs. Windows Soothing sr

Some silence may be golden, but much of 1t is ironical.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05
Comments.

"Gertle-He tried to kiss me! Nollie-How impudent, Gerfia-But he was interrupted! Mollie-How annoying,
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05
WHAT CaISES HEADACHE.

From October to May, Colds are the most fro qnent cause of Headache. LAXATIVE BRoM0 QGININE l. reu. owes cause. E.W Grove on box Poe
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

Young: None think the great un- happy but the great
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

It is possible to smile and smile and be a hypocrite still
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

It is her winning ways that ofter man in the matrimonaial game.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

Digestive Dafieultie= Headache: Sal, low complexion. The remedy k Garfield Ten. the Herb Laxative Nnte for sam ale. Garfield Tea c.. Brooklyn, N Y.
 If wishes were coal heaps we'd none of us freeze.-Detroit Free Press.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

For children teethlnc sofens the gums, reduces in- gammation allays pain cure1 wind eoiiG 2c bottle-
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

TayIor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullen IS Natures great rem edy-Cures Coughs, Colds, Group and Con
 sumption. and all throat and lung troubles. At druggists, 25c 5oc and SLUG per bottle.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

The average mans idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head and hits one of his aequaintanees
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05
PILES CURED IN6To DAYS.

PAZ0 OINTM EST l guaranteed to cure any case of itching, Blind. Bleeding ProtrudiEg Piles iI 6to l4 day or money refunded. 50c.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05
etnn- That Counn

If you have a cough. cold. sore throat or chest. don't delay moment cure fl. Simmons Cough Syrup E a sure remedy. II makes you well.
The Monticellonian., 1908-03-05

She looked interested. Have I?"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01
HEALY HAD A HARD ROW roI
Salary WAS So Small he Steyo
SimoIsons TO euccot ~ 81
Children

Chmicago, Jan. John J. q
for twenty. years an employee q
Chicago postoffice, and the fatb
ten children. was arrested RED
for the theft Of a M xSht1l
Il didn't make AA[ 80 ~
of my family" said M
being led away to jlsS =
them what belonged 10 9th
When the inspectors reached
house last night there was No
the stove and the place was d6j
chilly, There was 10 little To-
if the ten children had aske4 tG!
there would not have been e11
go around. Their cioth1 M
worn. ~.
Postmaster Campbell ordeS "a
reau of Charities notified. III
unable TO furnish bond and w
ed in the county jail, ( ffea3Y
receiving s1.1OO a year H
eight years old.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01
CRANE USED cHLono|
And a Knife on . Fermsr IN
Was ia Love WIN t3h

st. Louis, No.. Jan. 4 .sIf
tilated, Henry Wiepeke IN
Ind. was found today In IL
house of Mrs. Mary HQjWel
and sent to the hospit +
employer. w. M Crane, 4
farmer, has disappearess q
Crane. suspecting that an
in love with Mrs, Crane, !
him to accompany him W =
Louis. When wieneke AZ s,
sleep caused by chlorofq5 u
and feet were tied tosetlaG NJ
A pillow slip had been pu1led'
head and tied about, hin ~
string. For nearly an B6yfy y
he struggled to free 6sd1l
freeing all but his fed ~ H1|
the bed and lay upcef 14oy
hours. When he a6a1n ~
freed MS feet and gtu44y
hall and called for help.
recover. a ~
At the city hospital ~
knowledged that fof mora
he had madly loved CraSe
is handsome WOMAN. 3
lice order has been semi "a
the husband. 81 =
Crane and Wiepejke ar
age. 81 years. TtsS wers
reared in Seymosfy geslt s
gether and wen Glxpl I
father was wealth aIys 6Sf3
large indiana fesG;i a.
parents were poor, So i s
The operation ~ :yvI61
formed by one eEik9e
use of a surgics9 -
that Crane took
medicine and ~
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01
EVERY MOTHER

Is or should be worried when the lit
tie ones have a cough or cold. 1t may
lead to Group or pleurisy or pneumo-
to something more serious,
Billiards. HOrehOund Syrup will cure
the trouble at once and prevent any
complication. Sold by the Ahti-Mo-
nOp0ly Drugstore
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01
THE PRICE OF PEACE

The terrible itching ara smartins,
incident to certain skin diseases. is al
most instantly allayed by applying
Chamberlain's Salve Price. 25 cents.
For sale by all druggists.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01
TWO NERVY THIEVES

Rochester. y. Y, Jan. 1.-Two men
stole chest containing $2.S59 from q
street car standing in front Of the car
barns and succeeded i'm getting away
safely in an automobile The money
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01
STOCK EXCHANGE ROOF
AT ROME COLLAPSED

Rome, Jan. 1.-The entire roof of
the stock exchange has fallen in and
sixteen wounded persons have been
taken from the ruins. Many others
are still buried beneath the debris. but
the work of rescue is being rapidly
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01
IF YOU KNEW

The merits OF me Texas Wonder you
would never suffer from kidney, blad-
der or rheumatic trouble. 81 bottle two
months treatment, sold by druggists or
by mail. Send for testimonials DR.. E..
W. Hall, 1926 Olive street. St. Louis,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01

represented the returns from the east
ern division of the street railway Sys-
tenn yesterday. The theft was commit
ted while the car crew was temporar-
ii yabSent
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01
ST. PETERSBURG HOME FOR SALE

An elegant residence and big lot:
best location i'm the city. will sell chea o
for cash, or will exchange for prop
erty in Ocala. or good farm close to
transportation. Apply at Star office
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01

The above telegram means that
Governor Bruward. by issuing Il call
as promised by him to President T. J
Laud- Brown of the State Fair Assoc
citation some time ago. has assured for
Tampa the gathering Of representa-
tive body Of the best men in the South
during the coming state fair.
The purpose of the iInmigra ton
convention, az stated in these columns
heretofore. is To bring together the
governors Of the Southern states. rep
reSentatives of commercial bodies and
labor unions of the South. for the pur-
pose of discussing ways and means to
induce the better class of immigrants
coming into the United States to help
populate the South. That the South
has not received more Of the immi-
grants coming to this country is due.
principally, to two reasOns-that only
the best of them are wanted here. and
that little effort has been made To
bring even those here The coming
convention will be productive OF much
beneficial discussion and. likely, means
will be devised for the turning OF the
tide Of desirable immigration this way.
Tampa Times.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01
CALL FOR A CONVENTION
OF Representative Southern Men to
Meet IN Tampa February IL, to
Discuss immigration

Tallahassee, Jan. 1.-Goxernor y. T.
Hr"ward has issued d call for the i'm
migration convention of Southern gov
errors and delegates from commercial
bodies and latxr organizations of tn"
South to assemble in Tampa Wednes-
day, Feb II, 1908.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01

pushed and it is thought that every
one will soon be extricated
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-01-01

Large assortment of CUT GLASS
and CHINA at Postoffice Drugstore.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-06-27
ADMINISTRATORS SALE.
State Of eeOraia. County Of Glynn

State of Georgia, County Of Glynn
Under and by virtue Of an order,
granted by the Court Of Ordinary of
said County at the June Term, 1908.
thereof, there will be sold before the
door of the court house of said coun-
ty on the first Tuesday in July, 1908.
to the highest and best bidder for
cash. as the property of Mrs. Ella
May Brown deceased. the following
property ard real estate in said coun-
ty and state, and in the city of Bruins.
wick to-wit; ~f':- ~it~~
ca Old Town lot number two hun,
bred and seventy-nine (279) with the
Improvements. described on Baldwin's
map of said city as made in the year
1887.
OBJ. Also the northern four ninths
(4-9) of the western one-half 0-2) of
Old Town lot, described as per Bald
wins map of said city number two
hundred and eighty (2SO).
(C). Also the southwestern one
tenth Is W. 1-10)- Of Town Commons
lot number thirty-hve t35) and the
northwestern one-tenth (N. ". t-10)
of Town Commons lot number thirty
three (SS), both between Cochran
avenue and Stouewall street in said
city.
CD. Also the western one-half
CIV. ~ of Town Commons lot mum.
Der seven O.. and the northwestern
one-sixth On. w, t-6) of Town Com
mons lot number FIVE C5) between
Stonewall and Lee streets in said city.
Srerms Of sale. cash. This June 1st,
1908.
G. a. H. Jennings
Administrator upon the estate of
Mrs Ella May Brown, deceased
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-31
THE SPECIAL SESSION.

The legislature in special session did
about as well as could have been ex-
pected in two weeks time.
The primary law had been thoroughly
discussed and debated before the law
makers were assembled and only de-
tails remained. Some of these were i'm
portant and it took most of the ses-
sion for the agreement necessary to
the enactment which followed.
1t seemed to be the general opinion,
and the legislature fell in with 1t, that
the two-cent railroad fare now enjoyed
by the state did not need any legisla-
tive reinforcement and that no emer-
gency in this instance existed.
The tax commission is pleased by the
adoption of it's suggestions which were
put into law. simplifying and making
more effective the new law seeking to
solve the great problems of assessment
and taxation.
The prohibitory law, now more effec-
ually enforced than ever. was frightened
up in a few places where the screws
were loose.
A number of minor bills passed will
give more or less joy to the localities
concerned. Shawnee county and To-
peka are pleased to have the fair meas
ure corrected so that we can work out
big fair for the coming fall and later.
The most grevious disappointment to
Governor Hoch, who fathered the ses-
sion. is of course the failure to enact a
guaranty deposit law. The governor
worked faithfully and left nothing I'M
done to secure what he thought was so
essential in this direction. The bankers
however were not for the proposed law
and a large part of the general public
thought more time and discussion
should be given the big subject; that
congress should take some action first.
especially as there was more or less un-
certainty as to the advantage or in
justice to national banks that a state
law might involve; that the Oklahoma
law should be allowed to try itself for
a while. The demand for present legis-
lation, although something of the kind
will come later upon careful considera-
ton, was less insistent because Kansas
people have lost no money in her
banks. which have gone through q
crisis with great credit, and normal
conditions are again widely prevalent
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-31

mems convention in Kansas City the
other day which was one Of warning.
He declared that the consumption of
wood IL at least three times the pro-
duction in the United States and that
the total merchantable supply now
standing will be exhausted in twenty
or thirty years and in some sections
of the country in a very few years.
This condition will develop If the pre-
ent wasteful methods employed by
lumbermen are continued. But, says
Mr.. Price. If the forest lands of the
country are properly handled and pro-
tected the supply will be adequate to
the demand. 1t is for the lumbermen
to heed this warning and advice or
they will put themselves out of BUSH
ness in comparatively short order.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-31
The Unemployed.

The greatest defect of the factory
system of production is that the de-
mand for labor Is very uneven. At
time of active business the demand
for labor is sharp, and il prolonged
wages go up. Labor is drawn toward
a center of employment. Then there
Is bad crop or a financial panic; the
demand for goods falls off; factories
are shut down, and a large number
Of workmen are thrown out of en-
ployment, the least efficient men, OF
course, going first, and men who will
never work If they can help it join
discharged and cIamoring for relief.
There is a very great hardship
here that so far seems inseI arabic
from the factory system, in distinc-
ton from the domestic system Of pro-
duction 1t would not be remedied
by the state ownership of industries
and If the state is to pension every
person who is out Of employment it
will repeat the experiences of some
of the Australian colonies where
strikers refused the work that was
offered to them and lived on their re-
lief allowance. 1t was less than the
wages offered, but it could be had for
nothing and the wages could be had
only for labor. The problem is a Sc
rious one and calls for the most earn
est consideration of economists and
employers. But it is impossible to be
toms unemployed to Trinity church
and their asking for a collection af-
ter demanding from the state and
city that relief work should be in
stituted for them.-Philadelphi
Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-31
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.
fFrom the Philadelphia Record.J

IFrom the Philadelphia Record
The milliner may be pardoned for
talking through her hat.
After all, 1t seems to be pretty hard
work to live without it,
1t is just as well to. be born lucky
as rich, but the great majority of us
are born neither.
The Bible teaches US that there were
false prophets long before the weather
bureau was established
Roflingstone Nomoss-"Did you ever
see a cord of wood?" Tatterdon Torn
Yes, but never saw one"
Some people have an idea that they
can't be sincere without saying dis
agreeable things to their friends.
Unfortunately the photographer isn't
the only person who considers himself
privileged to air his views.
The widow may feel that she is look
ing out for number one when she is
looking out for number two.
Envy is q curious thing. The poor
coyet the luxuries OF the rich, and yet
they don't seem to make the rich
happy.
It's a poor rule that won't work
both ways. The monkey may have
been the ancestor of man, and many a
man makes a monkey of himself.
Mrs. Henpeckke-'Here's a piece in
the paper about couple who have
lived together for IL years without
having spoken to each other" Mr.. Hen
peckke-"Some men have all the luck
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-31
AYHAWKER OTS

FL Dorado has a new ice plant and
no one in that city is kicking about
the weather but the small boy with
new pair of skates.
Charles P. Washington and w. W.
Shobe, negroes, have started a new
paper at Salina which will be de-
voted to the interests of the colored
people
At least one railway postal clerk is
making a shining light other than in
the postal service. He owns the new
electric light and power plant at
Liberal.
T. ]. Anthony, janitor at the court
house L. Wichita, according to the
Eagle, has not tasted whisky for forty
years. His friends are beginning to
think he has quit for good.
Some poultry belonging to Wich-
itans have carried off some prizes at
the Oklahoma City chicken show and
there is a great amount Of proud
cackling going on in the Peerless
Princess
A young boa constructor was found
in a car of bananas which was being
unloaded the other day by the Poehler
Mercantile company at Lawrence. The
reptile has been presented to the
University Of Kansas.
In waterville the Methodist choir
was OlSdDleQ last OuItody, as dlt luc
members were suffering with severe
colds, and the pastor arose. to the
emergency with photograph and
several sacred" records.
w. r. Church, of near Junction City.
now holds the honors as the champion
nimrod Of that section. He killed a
real wild cat the other day. 1t was
not such a mighty feat, though, as the
animal had been caught in a trap.
The new railroad proposition in
Stevens county is looking serious"
says County Attorney Mccoy. The
county has offered $4,000 per mile
for the building of the Kansas & Tex
as road and the company is getting
busy.
The Newton Kansas-Republican
says that inexperienced hunters rush
ed in at a wolf chase near that place
recently and killed the only wolf
started. They should have caught
| him alive as there is row on now
| as to who really killed the animal.
The mark left on the head of a
| Jack the Pepper by a baseball bat
held in the hands of an irate Salina
man, led to the fellows undoing. In
ability to dodge baseball bats has led
| to many a poor umpire's undoing but
| this is one of the rare instances where
| the blow was not foul.
A Garden City man has made ar
| rangements to raise cherries by the
| wholesale. The greatest difficulty he
has encountered SO far is naming his
| fruit farm but has compromised by
calling it Rancho Cinco." We pre-
sumo by this, says the Wichita Eagle.
that he means he has a cinch.
| Some boys who live near Abilene
have q system for coon hunting that
reminds one Of the fox hunts in the
story books of life in England. When
| ever the boys think they would like a
coon they take down a horn, blow a
few clarion notes, and all the dogs in
| that neck of the woods come on the
| jump. The dogs know that the horn
means "coon" and a good hunt and
| they respond in fifty.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-31
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
IFrom the Chicago NewsJ

[F,rom the Chicago News.J
Six feet of bathtub makes all men
equal
Notwithstanding babies cry for
and men fuss about.
A man doesn't mind being fooled if
he does it himself
Most people in love act as If their
corns troubled them.
Many a man who has the respect of
others is minus self-respect
No. Alonzo. it isn't polite to hit man
when he has got you down.
1t tickles some men almost to death
when a congressman speaks to them.
1t is easy for married man to re-
joice over the birth of twins-next door
You may have observed that oppor-
tunity doesn't use hammer when II
knocks
A man may be well posted on any,
thing that comes up, but he can't al
ways make it go down.
Nearly every piece of jewelry many 8
married woman owns represents q
peace Offering from her husband.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-31

in his heart he knew that IL 1t were
possible he would win the dainty girl
who had been much in mis- thoughts
since she Joined the company. Her
thanks was a reward that would have
atoned even for the loss OF his posi-
ton. but Castle. when he heard the
facts, sustained the leader.
1t was three months before Boris
got up the courage to put his fate to
the test. and it was Webster who was
the first to congratulate them.
"A girl who wears tight shoes
needs some one to protect her" he
said, with characteristic sarcasm
I'm glad to hea- 1t. Dick deserves
to be happy. and guess he WILL" he
added as he looked into the girls
eyes. where love shone forth.-(Copy-
righted. 1908. by NJ. M. Cunningham
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-31
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Lots of people do not appreciate
good music that they applaud.
~ u
Many embezzlers give persons good
run for their money before they are
caught.
Some girls get a good husband for
nothing and others get bad husband
for everything.
1t is not fair to judge a man by the
umbrella he carries for maybe 1t is not
his.
y = &
Any number of folks devote so much
time to addressing postcards while
they're away that they do not have
time to take in the sights.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-01-31
THATLErrER.

Where's that other letter, Brownson. that
you sent along to Ted?
Mister Brownson. where's the letter that
you wrote?
Where's the letter-or perhaps you can
remember what you said
In your courteous and clarifying notef
Do you s'pose it's in the basket with the
scraps from Teddy's desk?
Do you s'pose it's in the litter on the
floor?
Do you s'pose the slattern janitress in
uniform grotesque
May have iugged it, with her sweepings.
through the door?
Mister Brownsop, where's the letter that
you say explains 1t all?
where's that mystery-removing billet
Where's the document defining why you
asked for your recall?
II it's lost you'll have to tell the tale a.
new.
But in telling it, o admiral, be careful
what you say
And adhere to what you know the mis-
sive said,
For as like as not (and lfker) Loeb has
got 1t hid away,
Keen to spring it If you get to raising
Chicago Daily News.