The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-02
DRIFTW WOOD
Sweet September.

The ice-man must soon make room for the coal-man.
 About this time of year a newspa- per man hauls down his fall suit, -con- graduates himself on the fact that 1t has escaped the moths. only to learn cd that hell look like geek if he saunters down the avenue in 1t.
 Agulnaldo is now a candidate for alderman of Manila. From his past record we are prepared to believe that he can run like the wind
 A man in New York ate fifty ears of green corn, fabricated with a pound of butter. May his grave be kept as green as the corn wasi
 We'll. welli girl up in Wisconsin refused to marry her affianced when she discovered that he had rented a low--mebbe he was just practicing economy for her sake. Raked the Judges mane so gray I know I've got this mixed but gee-s Maud was a lady barber-see?
 Did you ever notice, the clerk who trys to stare the clock out of counte- nance is the one who never gets a raise?
 When Teddy greeted the honlecoin- ing athletes at Oyster Bay, they very tactfully voted him ,,,the greatest Pres ly cheered the roof off. Take 1t all in all 1t was the acme of strenuous ness.
 Wonder if Hitch cocks conscience ever troubles him because he vtoases the law by soliciting funds from CO., poration, or-um-Was 1t merely d law with a Republican prerogative.
  Come on with your dollars for th. campaign fund-remember every bless, ed cart wheel says "In God We Trust" That boardwalk victim was shot by question! It's another case of who struck Billy Patterson?
 Shan the psoplsss. submit to four years There be Bills and Bills--fron the ticklish variety inserted by MT. Mos work to the kind that we receive on the first of each month, but of all the Bills the two that occupy the spot hT BiiI Bryan @ and Biii Taft Biii Bryan, the cheerful loser. but with a good platform this time. and the choice of of My Policies" and the choice of T. R. So its up to you. Mister Voter
  lemon, which he raised himself. to his father in Georgia To live In Georgia Is punishment enough but to get a lemon from ones own son is kinder rub ping it in.
 prominent physician declares that eveT 5T ths smai E Boy sA in 0f the % Ereenap pie orchard Is likely to contradict this statement.
 ne alI fhA Afphfv feIlowaAona ever IS going to start an airship school Is just about the limit
 A Chicago judge has advised a wo- man of that place to either leave the city or commit suicide. That's hard on Chicago!
 In some London restaurants if you pay A for your dinner and do not leave one-hfth of that sum for a tip to the waiter you are called "stingy." Swell the campaign fund-it's neces- sary to elect a Democratic President this year for the country's good.
 If Great Britain comes to the assist spanking Castro. there will be noth- ing left 10 be desired.-Atlanta Jour uous. Are you speaking from a geo graphical standpoint?
 It's but step from the domestic court-plaster to the divorce court plaster of all family. troubles.
 If you want to be wined and dIned, be an American fleet.
 Boo-hoo-the open-work hose will soon be but thin memory.
 There is safety in. numbers-unless they have been monkeyed with by a defaulting cashier.
 Between the sheath skirt and the do asks a country exchange?
 Why. rest your peppers on the peck a-boo waist for few more days oe course-that's what's between.
 Memory. The summer girl who's heen persptring And aspiring and desiring Now eftsoon will be expiring
 For the autumn maid. Twas pleasant by the sea to finger While, the summer man would bring
 her
 Candy. and perhaps ringer"
 While they strayed. Sweet to hear the wild waves saying "Girlie you have got him swaying Like a crab on your line, playing
 Land him soon!" But where she sat the the surf is dash Tn sad monotone 'tis pashing. No more hearts tonight she's smash
 Beneath the moon!
 PHIL H. ARMSTRONG.