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The Washington herald., 1908-05-03
Locals

Samantha Deeve=s has a turrfbIe bad
cold on her lungs Samantha attributes
this largely to the fact that she changed
from wool to cotton stockings recent.
1t looks like a shower as We go 10 press.
II II rains We will a nounee fl next week.
Bige Winslow was O. years old last
Wednesday and fell and hurt hisself on
his birthday. We regard this as almost a
coincidence. Bige is now able to walk
around but he says he stu feels a little
mite stove up.
Eph Higgens. our accommodations post-
master. desires US to notify his mennv
patrons that the P. o. VIII be closed next
Monday and Tuesday as Eph has got
to take trip to the Co. seat to see
eTbout getting a plOw and harrer for
Cy HoskiHs who is somewhot under the
weather and offered to pay Eph's ex-
penses II he made a good trade
Deacon Andrews has been rigging I'D
his fishing pole for a week back. The
deacon went over 10 Gootchic Pond yes
terday and fshed all day and come home
with a big string Of fish and a turrible
cold on his lungs He calkilates he sot
too long on the damp ground. bat says
he has somethink to show for Il.
Brad Tucker come in our off1se last
Tuesday afternoon and watched US run
of some billheads for Hen Weathersbv
and ast US to let him try It, Brad printed
two or three first rate and finally got
sheet in crooked As he reached in TO
straighten it, he caught HIS hand between
the piaten and the chaise and sguoze il
purity hard. II II hadn't OF been FOR us
he would have lost ali his fingers. Here |
after vissiters must keep their hsnds in |
their pockets or let things alone
Miss Phronicia Watkins bought q beam !
tful corset cover at the Co. seat last |
week and Phronicia's girl friends says it |
S turrible gorgeous affair Phronicis /
gives all her old ones to Abe SINNERS |
wife who gives her a dozen eggs once in
while for them.
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BARN DANCE
Held by the Sassiety
Leeders in Town
Hall. Everybody
Present

The biggest and most awful pleasing
soshai event wieh has happened this wear
took place last Friday night when a barn
dance was held In Town Hall aided and
abetted by the lesdinc citizens Of Ring-
vile, and II proved a turrible biz success
The dance was TO have been held in Cv
I Hoskins' big barn and tickets was printed
to that effeckt. but when Cy saw how
menny people had bought tickets and
/ thot Il all over, he caIkllated the harm
would be packed so full ike as rot tbs
sides would be pushed out and let all his
hay fall down and xiii somebuddy and he
would be 1erked up before the court and
fined 81 or ss. So Cy talked with the
committee and they deslded t. use the
! Town Hall and fxt Up the stage with
hay and ssraw, grain bin, ETC. to repre-
sent barn
The Binsvi!le Horn Band was engaged
for the event. and every member showed
up BY the time the dance was han over
Hank Dewberry footed his old bsss horn
all the way from his house TO the hall
and almost skeerd the life outen some
people who thort It was a ottornobiIe
coming
Promptly at 80 Jed Peters our in
teiligent school teacher stood up On the
stage and announced that the bows wo,,ld
play several seleckshions and then would
come the grand march. With that the
boys started 60 Play Annie Laurie" and
was Stopt after q few bars By Snide
Peters. who plays the cornst, who claimed
the pitch vas too high for him 10 reach
the high notes, so they beginned over
agane one octave lower. Spide brol.e
down after all being as It is the hardest
piece Of musiek the band plays. After
anuther seleckshion Miss Mnly Under
wood sung song and the band plaved
the chorus and everyblddy appIauded
Then came the grand march led bv Miss
Sally Hosizins and her father. follerd bv
Miss Amelia Tucker and Rube snrouI
who roomer says they are engaged. as
Rute was seen talking to her down to the
?. Q. twice this last week.
After the band boys rested a smell thav
struck I'D a lively piece and evervbDddv
ell to and danced until they was al
most exhosted. Even Ame HfIlver our
Dryer and legal light, and Postmaster
iisgins got out On the floor and cut m
Ike couple OF sehooIboys until Enb
tept on Phoebe HllderbranGs new dress
no tore 1t from the plackst. to the floor I
'hoeoe got purity mad over it ana told 7
Jpn she would scratch his eyes out If he 7
yer dared to tare another dress Of hern.
eth Dewberry walkt over and place6 I
ph<under arrest and Eph he turned pail e
round the gills. Then Bill Hepburn ]
'me up and ast Seth II he knowed that y
was a States prison offence for a con- =
able to arrest a servant of the govern
ent At that Seth he got white as a
ieet and withdrew the arrest and appolo-
zed to Eph. saying he was only fooIing
anyway and sed he expeckted 10 buy
hole lot OF stamps this week to mail out Q,
'g-lcense notices with. With that thew o
tn shook hands and took seats together l,
Bud Hinckley, who amt quite right in -, a.
head, was put outen the hall by Seth v
for running between the dancers X
"a dragging old piece OF stove funnel v
ter him and tripping up several couples. ~
"a didn't mind it emmy, howsomeyer. n,
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Bud Spells a Love Match

Old Gideon Miller. who has lived a
bachelor all his life snd from ali accounts
is liable to die one. has broke off ali
neighborly feeling with Widder Hinckley.
mother Of Bud Hinckley. who sin't quite
right in his head. Gid says he likss the
wilder well enuff but he can't endure
BUD who always cuts up some fool csper
every time he calls on Mrs Hinckley.
The last time Gid spent the ev'g with
her Bud poured ct. of molasses into
his overcoat pocket and ruined his gloves
for him
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TIE. BINGVILLB BUGLB !
The Lsadiag Paper Of the couatyi
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

How doth the busy little ~
Improve each shining hour
by gathering honey all tAs dsS
From every opening Gour.
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A general mass meeting of our mos
respected citizens and citizenesses wa,
called in the Town Hall last Tuesday
evening by Jed Peters. the intelligent
teacher Of our publick school. to take
some steps if possible lords the creek
shion Of new school house. during
the summer vacashion.
Once before, three yeers ago. or
thereabouts, an effort was made to agi-
tate some plan through wich a new
building would result, but as it hap
pened IN midsummer nobuddy seemed
to care a raw potato, and as time flowed
unostentashiously on it was soon for
gotten and them as had talked erbout If
gave it up in disgust
Jed Peters called the meeting to or
der last Tuesday night and stated that
the obieckt of it was to see if he could
arouse suffishent interest amongst the
citizens TO get them to vote for new
school building. He stated that a new
schoolhouse in Bingville would be not
only luckshury, but also a. necessity
and would do more good than emmy
thing else lords making the scholars
feel interested in their studies and more
punctual in attendance. Jed sed If would
De a good cal cheaper in the ed for
the town to tear down the old school,
house and build a new one outen the
Old lumber and bricks irsted of patch |
ing up a ole building wich amt good
for nothink. Jed sed he was turrible |
IN favor Of new building and If the |
selectmen didn't have the money in the
town treasury to pay for it he would
suggest that publick subscripshon pa |
per be started and the balance of the
cost be paid from same, and he would
therefore contribute one dollar lords il.
Jed then told them assembled that the
questshion was open for disctlsshion
and ast whoever desired to give their
views.
Hez Andrews got up aud sed he was
awful anxious TO see a new building
put up, and Jest to show how anxious
he was he would add as his contribu-
'hion the magnaninous sum OF 25 cts.
o what Jed had give, making a grand /,
otal of SIPS. Hez then went to sit :
lown, but Ike Doolittle, who had come
n late, took Hezz's chair, 30 Hez set g
N the floor the rest of the evening T
Nes Woodruff, our hunter and tran b
er, got up and give quarter. He paid !.
is contribushion in cash, and led dis
overed afterwards that it was a ole
Oc. piece. Cy Hosllins, one of our
lost respected citizens, riz up and sed
'hile he was a leetle mite short of
eddy money, being as he was suffering <
omewhot from hnanshial strinpercv he $
'ould be willing to donate SIS the fol- :
'wing week after making his colieck- Il
hons over TO the Co. seat. This was k
reeted with tremendous applause. "
" was followed by Hen Weathers- ol
y, our general store keeper, vino sed 8
would give a equal amt. providing IL
lem as present whot owed him would 81
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Spring Is Here

Ennybuddy that is at all observing
Know that spring has arrived. We feel
so blamed tired and dooless that it is
al we can DO to pull ourselves together
ana git out the Bugle this week. As to
tfy ana collect emmy money due US We
KNOW It would be time wasted, but those
WHO owe US the most would be the first
ones TO Kick over the trases II they didn't
get lhe Bugie every week. But next week
we VIII wake Up and reduce our circu-
one haff if some OF our sub
don't pay up.
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INSHURE YDIr
Lille With Ne
YOU MIGHT DIE
Emmy MINNIP
Won't Git Nothing

+" VII oN HUtIIIllh
Perhaps they DON'T set nothing
Now
II 20. why not give them z trsst When ron dies
an agent for several big INSURANCE como
snys.
BUY your INsHURANcE or ME-
Ephraim Hite passed IL his checks last veak
aftef Deing inshuHed To- only three weeks o.
500 dollars and Eph's wife is liable fe
set 5000 unless the company azhfs
her into court, which they are going
This is only example of whot ipsbursses
has done to some people. 1t may do the
same TO you.
Better get INSURED immediate ana h nra.
pared for ennything that happens. How do
you know but WhOt the world Y,,fvEf
come 10 an ends
Cail at my Office when sm Ia and v-iu
expisin to JOG how to set inshured Tor mutual
benefit.
AMOS nlLhNER
J. Of the P. Notary Pubnek. Lawyer. etc, q
numerous TO mensbion.
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Hes Woodruff Fooled

Dad Henderson barked the knuckles
on his right hand while opening up a can
OF sweet milk tother morning and had
Doc Liyermcre look at It. Doc dressed
the injury and put some iodorform on it
and Dad appeared at the store soon after.
Wes Woodruff, our hunter ard trapper.
ketched a sniff of It as Dad came in and
went out of the store in a hurry to look
for skunks. Dad laffed fit 10 bust over
It and everybuddy else thot it was a
purity good joke.
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SORROW HOLLOW.

Israel Gookins while cleaning up his
cellar yesterday with a rake knookt three
jars OF preserves often a shelf and got
soaked 70 the skin with blueberry iuice.
Izzs wife says he is the most orkwood
person that ever drew bTeth Of life.
Meisncthon Jones VISITED the Co. seat
last month. Mel usually manages tc make
a trip to the Co. seat once a year whether
he has emmy business there or not.
Mrs. Jemima HoI of this place had her
hair shingled not llng ago. Jemims Is lest
getting over the fever and had TO do this
to keep all her har from coming out on
ner. She looks orfld queer with her hair
off
Brad Hawkins has bought hisseIf a long
stem clay pipe Brad says he gets a tur-
ribie long smoke for his money now and
ne enjoys it every spare mint, which is
most all the time as Brad is out of a
job. TulO
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The cheapest advertising uefiuo :, n.
country II you believe in 2dvertisins. eonse
end see us, Fer further information cali an
or address the editor
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side and the appeal TO religious preju-
dice and fear on the other.
These are the reasons Mr.. knights
candidacy is making such rapid head
way wherever he is heard and wherever
his platform is known. Above reproach
in personal character. clean in all his
record. popular among all who know
him and his works. able for the work
which deyOlves upon the chief execu-
tive Of the state. ne is winning on the
merits of his cause and on the strength
of his personality. 1t is a pleasure TO
support him and 10 realize that for the
first time since the present fractional
fight began there is hope Of peace with
honor and prosperity such as we all
know must come to the state when its
people can be reunited and the factions
dissolved.
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coERcIoN OF PENSIONERS.

Veterans OF the civil and other wars
in Pennsylvania who are on the pen
sion list were astounded the other day
when they opened envelopes containing
their vouchers to find Republican lit
erature enclosed. Arguments against
Bryan and in favor of Taft were thus
sent out and the government defrauded
of postage and the law of the land fla
gravity and outrageously violated
Some of the aged and inf1rm old heroes
construed the documents to mean that
if they did not vote for Taft they would
lose their pensions. Others, who fought
their country's battles in the days of
doubt and danger, exploded in wrath
over the insult of the attempted coer-
cion.
OF course, an appeal to Washington
would do no good, as the administra-
ton is STOPPING to the worst possible
methods in the mad endeavor to elect
Taft Another proof of the desperate
condition of the Republican party.
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ITCHING ECZEMA
F|FTY-F|VE YEARS
Suffered Torments from Birth -
BoiIs Formed as Big as Walnuts
In FrightfuI Condition and Could
Hardly Work Tried All Kinds Of
Remedies to No AyaiI-At Last
WHOLLY CURED IN
MONTHS BY CUTlCURA

"I had an itching, tormenting eczema
ever since came into the world. and 1
am now a man ffty-five years old.
tried all kinds of medicines heard OF,
but found no relief. I was truly in
frightful condition. At last my blood
was so bad that / broke out all over
with red and white boils, which kept
growing until they were as big as wal
nuts, causing great pain and misery. l
thought they would take the skin on
nv whole body, but kept from scratch
ing as well as / could. / was so run
down that l could hardly do my work:
Mr.. Nelson r. Burnett recommended
the use Of Cuticura Remedies, telling
me he was confident they would benefit
and, in time, cure me. used the Cuti-
cura Soap, Ointment, Resolvent, and
Pills for about eight months, and can
truthfully say / am cured. l cordially
recommend Cuticura Remedies TO all
who are afflicted the same rs l was. be-
heving that, il they will use them
according TO directi ons, they will find
them all they are represented to be.
Any one doubling the truth OF the above
can write to Mr.. Burnett, who will cheer
fully vouch for my statements.
HALE Bordwell, R. F. D. 3, Cedar
Corners, Upton, Ia. Aug. IL, 1907"
Il cheerfully endorse the above tes-
timonial. 1t is the truth. I know Mr..
Bordwell and know the condition he
was in. He never tires Of praising the
Cuticura Remedies.
Nelson r. Burnett, Upton, Ia"
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OBJECTION is SILLY.

Governor Hughes and the rest of the
Republican apologists for Taft fiddle
pretty much on one string regarding
the plank in the Denver platform pro-
viding for guaranty of bank deposits.
They fear bad men may get into the
banking business. That bad men have
engaged in the banking business under
the present law is evidenced by the
fact that a section of the federal prison
at Fort Leavenworth. Kan, is known
as Bankers Row, on account Of the
number of former bankers doing time
for their misdeeds.
Various localities in Pennsylvania
also have pretty positive proof that bad
men sometimes get into the banking
business. Take the Waynesburg case.
for instance. In order to prevent the
escape of a thieving cashier from pros
ecution by means OF the operation of
the statute OF limitations. a committee
appointed by the swindled depositors
was compelled to go to Washington in
order To get the machinery of the law
put in motion. Again. there's the case
of Willism Montgomery. Quays for
mer cashier Of the Allegheny National
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bank. which failed for 81 900 600 Mont
gomery embezzled s750.eOo, and is now
being tried in the federal court at
Pittsburg. Another Pittsburg institu-
ton which recently went to the wall
was the Cosmopolitan National bank
According 10 the receiver. every cent
Of the capital stock, also the surplus.
and more, is missing. The city Of Pitts
burg had 100000 in this last-named
institution and supposed its deposit was
secured. or guaranteed, if you like, but
has been compelled to bring suit
against the directors of the failed in
stitution to recover. The ordinary de-
positors lost their little all.
There are bad men in all lines of
business, trades and professions. Even
the pulpit is not exempt. We might
pass the objection of Governor Hughes
at this point, but there is one fact
which should be taken into considera-
ton in connection with this proposed
guaranty law. If the fund were estab-
lished and each one of the banks COM
PEELED to contribute its share, the bad
banker would not travel far on the
downward road before the other bank
ers would sit up and take notice, and a
complaint would be promptly filed.
Under the present system unless they
have some personal interest the bank
ing fraternity is prone TO allow the err
ing brother to go the limit and a crash
results. This is the strongest point of
the guaranty proposition.
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was the guest of IL. K. Parsons and
Miss Elsie Parsons at the Bransford-
Mrs Walter G. Tuttle will entertain
at a luncheon on Tuesday next at her
home on First avenue;
Miss Emma Cullen will entertain at
a Halloween party at her home on Sat
urday evening
The pupils of Rowland Hall are plan
ming a Halloween party for saturday
evening. according 10 their usual Gus
tom.
Miss Lorene Leary will entertain the
players in the bridge tournament next
Monday at her home
Mrs. Russell Lowry and Miss Bess
Lowry are in town from Gibson City,
Ill, and viii be guests Of Mr.. and Mrs
Murray Schick for a few days
There will be meeting of the HOS Hos
pital Aid society this morning at 1880
at the Y. NJ c. A.
Miss Georgia Lees. who has been the
guest of Mrs. W. w. Armstrong. viii
leave today for her home in Kansas
City.
Mrs. Witcher Jones has returned
from a summer spent in San Francisco
and is at home with her daughter
Mrs. ]. R Walker.
X X
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. NJ. Davis are back
from their wedding trip and will short
ly be at home at the Bransford.
X
Mrs. A. Fred Wey entertains the
Plate club at her home tomorrow aft
ernoon.
Miss Marporie Short entertained a
dozen friends last evening at a Hal
loween dinner in celebration of her
eighteenth birthday.
The knights of Columbus will give
dance this evening in Unity hall, on
Second East street
Mrs. A. Fred Wey and Mrs. Paul
will entertain at bridge again next
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. E. Jones were sur
prised Monday evening by a party of
some thirty-five of their friends. who
presented Mr.. Jones with a handsome
chair and enjoyed a delightful evening
with their host and hostess.
MI ana MIS- J. T. McCaTIN VIII en-
terrain the Grace club Wednesday
evening at their home in the Allen ter
race.
x y
Mrs Van Dyke. Mrs. Schramm. Mrs.
Sherwood, Mrs. Connor, Mrs. Treasure
and Mrs. Mehse will entertain the
members of the Eastern Star at the
home of Mrs. Van Dyke. 253 Sixth
East. on Friday evening for the benefit
of AIizpah floral fund.
x 4 y
Mrs. X Cross entertained at a linen
shower Monday evening in honor of
her sister GCssie.
X Z J,
A unique dancing party will be given
next Friday night in the Eighth ward
hall under the auspices of the wards
Mutual Improvement associations
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Stunning Autumn Hats

FOR EVERY TASTE AND OCCASION
we have beautiful hats at s. and 81
too. as we'll as a superb gathering OF
models from the famous Partisan mo-
distes ranging in price to so.
Our line OF s. and 1886 hats measure
ND to the so and s12 standard OF other
stores; at these prices we show an ex-
eeptionally attractive collection which in
cludes many copies and adaptations Of
French models.
on account of the grand success and
the publics appreciation Of the exceD-
tionai values in our s. plume sale Sat
urday, the lot has been replenished and
the sale will continue all this week.
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Gentle anointings with Cuticura, the
great Skin Cure, preceded by warm
baths with Cuticura Soap, followed in
the severer forms, with mild doses Of
Cuticura Resolvent Pills, afford instant
relief. permit rest and sleep, and point
10 a speedy cure Of torturing, dishgur-
ing. itching, burning. and scaly humors,
eczemas, rashes, and infammations,
from infancy to age.
cura Ointment lb0c) 20 Heal the Skin, and Cuti-
cura ResOvent (50c COR m the form OF Chocolate
Coated Pills 25c. visl of 60 to Purify the Blood
Sold throughout the world Potter Drug & Chem.
Corp. Sole Props, Boston, Mass
~Mailed Free Cuticurs Book on skin Diseases.
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The Republican scheme is to claim
everything and then go and try to buy
the votes. The election of Mckinley
was bought in 1886. Are there enough
purchaseable votes in the country to
elect Taft?
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MARRIAGE LICENSES.

W. r. Ashment, Blackfoot, Ida.
Grace H. Raleigh, Salt Lake.
a. NJ. Donaldson, Bingham.
Della Brennan, Bingham.
Joseph NJ Peterson, Rexburg. Ida
Sarah NJ. Chandler, Rexburg, Ida
L. S. Beckett, Salt Lake
Grace I. Feveryear. Salt Lake.
MILFORD Pead. Fairview.
Melissa s. Thurman, Grover.
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We observe from Senator Shoots
newspaper that such an eminent DEM
ocratic newspaper as the Chicago Tri-
Mr.. Hearst's newspapers foretell His
gems triumph. and the Dutch have
captured Holland without resistance.
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Strange, isn't it, that Spry, candidate
for governor, hasn't said anything in
his speeches about a certain famous
conference he once had with Judge
Howell of Ogden? Come to think
about it, the judge has been rather reti-
cent himself.
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According to the Chicago Tribune.
Roosevelts little secretary of commerce
and labor, Straus, refused TO speak in
Chicago last Thursday night because
the committee had selected a hall hold
ing only $50 souls. The committee had
evidently sized up the drawing abil-
ties of the little secretary.
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Spry and Callister and Booth ct al.
are due for a pleasing session with
Roosevelt after election when they try
to explain how they lost Utah to
Bryan.
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Even with election day less than a
week away, no one seems to be badly
scared for fear calamity will overcome
the state although Jesse knights cleo
ton is assured.
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If any lost souls are waiting for
Smoot to save them, they will simply
have TO wait. He's too busy talking
politics to labor in the vineyard of the
Lord at present.
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Jesse w. Knight does not seem to
appreciate the kindly solicitude the
SmOot machine has expressed for the
Democracy of Utah; not so you could
notice il in his speeches.
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The Egg-O-See company is in the
hands of a receiver. Why couldn't they
wait until the morning after election
and then charge it up to Bryan?
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1t is understood the Republicans have
something like $4,000 to spend on their
campaign in this county. They couldn't
carry it IL they had the mint.
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At the end OF his day in New York,
Judge Taft collapsed in voice and
strength. Roofing for Roosevelt is GER
tainIy hard on the constitution.