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The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Senator La Toilette at recent din
ner in Washington said of the mil
lionaires who complain about the
harm that they and their affairs have
suffered from attacks:
These winners. with only them
selves to biame, remind me of bad
little Primrose boy.
He ran bowling to his mother:
"Oh. ma. Johnny has hurt mel
"'And how did bad Johnny hurt
mothers little darling?
why. was a-goin' to punch him
in the face. and he ducked his head
and hit my knuckles against the
wall"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Ivory teething rings are not to be
recommended because they tend to
harden the gum and make it more diff
ficult for the teeth to push through.
If the baby seems to want something
to bite on. soft rubber ring which
will yield to the pressure made on it
is the best thing to give 1t.
When the gums seem hot and fever
ish a piece of ice held in a soft, clean
cloth and gently rubbed on the gums
often gives relief.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

A secret is something that a woman
doesn't know.
Blu the trouble-borrowing germ is
about the worst.
Don't get the habit OF going around
with your bristles up.
Men must either boss or be bossed-
and the latter are married.
II a man has money to burn his
friends will gladly furnish the matches.
Riches have wings, but poverty
crawls under the door and abides with
us.
A $40 violin in tune turns out better
than a 81 900 piano out of tune.
Is man justified in telling few
white lies in order to make his wife
happy?
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion Of the ear There Il only one way 70
cure d,afness and that by constitutional remedies
Deafness fs caused by an infamed condition OF the
mucous lining of the Eustachan Tube When THIS
tube 10 fnnamed you have rumbling sound or I'M
perfect hearing and when It Is entirely closed Deaf
ness the result and unless the Inflammation can Pc
taken out and this tube restored its normal condi-
ton hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out Of ten are caused by Catarrh which Il nothing
bat an indamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness tcaused by catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halle Catsrrh Cure send for Circular, free. n
r. j. CHENEY CO., Toledo, "a
Sold by Druggists. 15c.
Take Hali's Family Pills for constipation
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27
RAILROAD TO FORT c4uRc4lLL.
Locomotive Whistle Will snd Romance
of Canadian North.

Ottawa. GENERALIZATION will again
reach out long steel al n of railway
TO snatch from the Indian and trapper
4 huge chunk of the wilderness.
The dominion house o. commons
has voted approval to project to
build line to Fort Churchill on the
westward of the Hudson bay. This
marks the beginning OF the end of the
Hudson Bay Company's rule of the
northwest territories, a monopoly
which the fur traders have held since
1856.
Sufficient funds for the project will
at once be appropriated in spite of
the opposition of the Hudson Bay
Company. Its completion means
speedy access to all to the furred rich
es of the frozen north and new out
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

in the territory. for the United States
geological survey, is an instructor in
geology and photography in the Uni
versity of Chicago He spent two
years investigating the mineral depos-
its and mines of Alaska. Mr.. Atwood
was graduated from the University OF
Chicago in 1897 and has held positions
in the United States geological sur
vey and the state geological surveys
of New Jersey, Wisconsin and Hill
poiS
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27
MAR

Green is much favored. not for
whole costumes, but for a single coz /
or skirt.
Toques are the great favorites for
demitoilettes, as are also taffeta and
tulle turbans.
Nothing more gross than a cobweb
is permitted on milady's foot in the
way of a stocking.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

The Actress-In this new play I'm
supposed to die from broken heart.
Now, how am to know how person
with a broken heart behaves?
The Managerial tell you what to
do. You study the author of this play
after he sees the first rehearsal.-Il-
Illustrated Bits.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

ROmulus was founding Kome.
What Im trying to do" he ex-
planned lis to show that 1t is possible
to start a big town without building
1t around an oil well or a copper
mine"
AT this inopportune moment Remus
broke In with a remark that the new
city was Butte. all right; and he got
it in the neck. as you find fully set
forth In your Latin reader.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

According to statistics just issued
the male inhabitants of st. Petersburg
outnumber the female by $4,000. The
total population of the capital is now
1.454,704, showing an increase of $780,
900, or nearly 10 per cent, as com
pared with the census of 1900.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27
Complimentary.

The morning was an suspicious one
for the new barber, for he had Just
started business. But he was full OF
hope and as he industriously scraped
away at his first customer. he made
the usual inquiry:
Razor all right. sir?"
My good man." said the customer,
";f you hadn't mentioned it. should
never have known there was a razor
OF my face"
The tonsorial artist smiled delight
eGly. Here was good omen indeed.
THANK you, sir" he said.
NO" added the customer. reaec-
lively. Il should have thought you
were using a file"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Since the United States government
began to patronize expos,tions, down
to the jamestown fair, congress has
appropriated a total of $2S.752.251 for
worlds fairs, of which only $4S5.00O
has been spent west OF the Rocky
mountains, at the Lewis and Clark ex-
DositiOD,
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Poet Ito farmer)-See. what beau
tiful prospect is unfolded in yonder
billowy fields. and bark! the voice OF
the plowman!
Farmer-Yes; he's been cussin' OF
that mule sence daylight, an it's one
o. them German mules that used to
pull beer wagon. an he can't under
stand a uerd O. dialect.-Atlanta Con
st.tution.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

. He was a brand-new milkman, and
lacking the wisdom of more expert
enced members of the species, knew
not that on certain subjects he should
at all times maintain a frigid silence.
ut looks like rain this morning,
num-" he said, pleasantly. gazing sky
ward, as he poured the milk into his
customers jug. ut always does.' was
the curt reply. And the milkman was
80 dissatisfied with the remark that he
strobe away and savagely kicked a
lamp-post.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27
Bits Of Wisdom.

A bluff is all right as long rs you
can keep the lid on.
After coaxing girl to sing man is
apt to wish he hadn't.
His satanic majesty is probably
ashamed Of some of his associates.
In the spring the gardeners fancy
turns to thoughts of green goods.
Don't expect to strike any man
favorably If you aim at his pocketbook.
The headache of a woman is natural,
but that of man is usually acquired.
When a young man squanders
months salary on an engagement ring
that is love.
The neighbors may know what you
have got, but what they don't Know
is how you got it.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

You shouldn't" the doctor ad-
vised. permit yourself to be worried
by little things"
Good heavens" replied the pa
tent, II wouldn't II ! could help It,,
but how is man who has married
a widow with six children going to
get around E?"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT-EAsE.

A powder. It cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery OF
the age. Makes new shoes easy.
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all Druggists. Csc. Accept no sub
stitute. Trial package. FREE Ad-
dress A. s. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27
San Eraneiseo,s PrIde.

Since the earthquake sand fire at
San Francisco $500 buildings have
been erected andt 900 others remod-
eled. Tho disaster destroyed $4,000
buildings.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Claret-colored cloth suits have been
much seen with hats which repeat tho
same shade.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Repine not; the disappointments OF
to-day often prove the blessings OF to-
morrow.-Thomas a Kempis.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27
TO REPORT ON ALASKAN COAL.
Wallace Atwood, Going to Territory
for Government.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. w. Atwood.
who has been appointed to estimate
the value of coal in Alaska and report
on the best site for a coaling station
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Tansfa parasols, trimmed wit
dainty oa>is Of straw. will be seen &
the seaside resorts.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

MY husband has promised to allow
me to choose what l want for my
birthday"
"Oh. then thereTl be no surprise
this year"
Wont there. I'll bet you there Is,
only he'll get 1t instead OF me.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Stripes will be much used in the
and in the hair line.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Wise women get their rights without
talking about them.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethin2 softsns the gums reduces In
nann alton. aliays pail. cures wind collie 2ac ootte
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

if lines blur or run together, you need
PETTlT'S EYE SALNE, 25c. All drug
gists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

Newest jabots are of white net
edged with colored val.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27
A Certainty.

Every woman thinks she would
make an actress"
Not every one"
YES"
There is my wife"
Doesn't she think it,"
NO, she knows it."
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

did understand you to say that
your neighbours small boy has gone to
heaven?" asked the minister.
Il did not; said he was dead" an
swered dear Willie.
Casey went into Mann's restaurant
the other day and acccsting the genial
proprietor. said: Say, but I'm hun
cry. phwat how ye's?"
WELL" said the man, II have
deviled kidneys, calves brains, pigs
feet
Well. didn't come here to hear ~
your bodily ailments. OF want some
thing to ate"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

bridget. do you go by the kitchen
clock or the one in the parlor?"
Faith" Indignantly, AN OF go
whin it suits me, without amy regard
fer clocks"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

: "He fell in love with her photo
graph and asked for the original"
What developer"
She gave him the negative"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27
Marked Down.

Marked Down.
'It's my opinion that the Influence
of bargain sales is immoral, if not
positively irreligious."
why, dear. even the Bible speaks
approvingly of the ninety and nine"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-05-27

ERHAPS 1t is the desire of
every hostess that her
prize shall be kept and
made use of by its winner,
and not passed on from
winner TO winner, that
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17
WILL ATTEMPT TO ELECT
SATTERLEE'S SUCCESSOR

Washington, June 17-Another At.
tempt to elect successor to the late
Henry Y. Satterlee, as bishop Of
Washington, will be made by the
diocesan convention OF the Protestant
Episcopal church which convened
today. Bishop Brent. OF the Phil.
ippines, was elected to the bishopric
last month but declined the honor.
The Office IL one OF the highest and
most important in the gift OF the
American church.
Among those whose names probably
will be presented for tho office are
the Rev DR.. william II. Grosoener,
rector OF church of the Incarnation.
New York City; the Rev. DR.. Alex
ander Mann, rector of Trinity church,
Boston; the Rev. DR.. w. Il. Man
ming. rector of Trinity church. New
York; the Rev. DR.. Edwin M. LETTERS.
Of Philadelphia; the Rev. DR.. Bever-
" Warner, rector OF Trinity church,
New Orleans; Bishop Kinsloving, of
Brazil, and Bishop Griswold of
Sallna, Kan.
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17
OFFICERS Determined
HAVE NOiSELESS FOURTH

That the officers Of the city Of
Florence are determined to have as
little noise on tie Fourth of July AZ
possib BILE. is evidenced by the way
they are studying the provisions Of
ordinance No. $50. passed by the city
council about one year ago.
This ordinance specifies that the
firing, shooting or discharging Of the
giant cracker, fire cracker. sky rocket
or any other loud. dangerous or heavy
explosive, or any other fireworks such
as is commonly used on such celebra.
tions within the city limits, shall be
considered misdemeanor and is
punishable by fine Of not less than
~ nor more than $40.
At his own discretion, however.
the mayor of the city may issue a
proclamation allowing the use of
the small fire cracker not larger than
two and one fourth inches In length,
or what is termed the Chinese fire
cracker. Almost any kind of noise
less and harmless fireworks are permits
sable and the persons using them
may go unpublished. but those found
violating the ordinance will be
thrown into Jail and held until he is
taken before the police magistrate.
when fine will be imposed. This
ordinance is not intended as slam
at the fireworks dealers. but it is in
tended that the city have "a peaceful,
yet joyful celebration of the day.
In passing the ordinance the city
council also had in view the protec.
ton of fe and limb.
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17
A MALE CHORUS
OF $500 VOICES

indianapolis, Ind. June ia
massed male chorus OF $500 will sing
during the thirty second national
musical festival Of the North Ameri-
can Saengerbund. which began today
at the Coliseum. A children 8 chorus
Of 1000 voices will also be a feature.
Thousands OF German singers from
all over the land are in the city and
the festival promises to be the most
notable Of its kind ever held IN the
United States.
The soloists engaged are Madame
Marie Rappold, Adolf Muehlmann,
Madame Schumaun- Heink and David
Blspham; also Walter Darmosch. one
OF the most attractive personalities
In the musical world. conducting
the New York Symphony orchestra
Of 100 men.
The National Saengerfest has been
n part of the musical development of
this country. This organization. or
buud, had its origin in Cincinnati
in lS49. when liS singers from five
societies met and held and first Ger
man song festival in America. In
June, 1899. the North American Saen.
berbuud cele brated at its place of
birth its golden jubilee. At this
celebration 1880 singers appeared
and received cordial congratulations
from all large associations of singers
Of this country and likewise from
the General German Saengrebund in
Germany.
The president of the association is
]. Hanno Deller, of New Orleans,
professor Mt the University of Louis
lana, n man we'll known for his artis-
Ito appreciation and tremendous force.
The object OF the Saengerbund at
present IL to promote tho real char
Acter Of the festival Of song and to
obtain for this massed chorus the prom
inent place which 1t deserves.
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17
SUNDAY SCHOOL HOSTS.

Louisville, KY, June II With
thousands of Sunday school workers
from all over the world already
tIronging the city and every train
bringing hundreds more, the twelfth
triennial convention of the Interna-
tional Sunday School association
promises to break all records in num-
bers and enthusiasm. While the
meeting will not be formally opened
until tomorrow. several prelimin AIRY
conferences were held today.
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17

plenty OF pipe and there is enough
ahead to last for some time. Not all
the pipe that will be needed is ma :
ufactured. however, and it may be
started up again at some future date.
The company figured that since the
pipe factory was to be closed and
since they need men on the reservoir
that the force could be changed to
the new works.
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17
DEDICATE BUILDINGS.

Grand Forks. N. ID. Juno i7-With
elaborate exercises. the new school
Of niincs. assembly hall and gymnA-
sium and library Of the University Of
North Dakota wsrs dedicate today.
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17

TRANSFERS MEN-The Beaver
Land and Irrigation company has
closed down its cement pipe factory
on the park so that the men working
there can be transferred to the new
reservoir. The factory has turned out
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17
BUNKER HILL ANNIVERSARY.

Boston, June IA booming of
guns this morning awoke the people
Of CbNrlestown to IA REALIZATION that
today IL the i33d anniversary of the
battle of Bunker Hill. tho great holi.
day of that suburb. A big celebra.
ton has been arranged for the day
and has attracted thousands of visit
ors to the scene of the historic con-
Hict The program includes Mill
tNry and civic parade IN tho after
noon aud magnificent electrical
parade this evening. oratorical exer.
oiscs and patriotic songs comprised
the program at the Bunker HIN mon.
umcnt grounds during tho day. Fire
works aud explosives have been left
out Of ths programs. In Nh attempt
70 mako this y safe aud sane" fes.
tivAl.
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17
ROYALTY IN DANGER.

Libson, June FIT IL likely that
tho king will not publicly partici-
pate In the celebration OF tho great
religious festival tomorrow, owing to
the recent discovery of n plot to
blow up with bombs all the members
of tho royal family on the occasion OF
that celebration. Every possible
safeguard has been placed about tho
king to protect him from tho wrath
OF the maclontents.
Scores of arrests have been made
M result Of the plot and the lead
ers of tho Society of the Black
Gross are now In prison and will
probably be executed. Correspond
enoe found In the authorities in
dictates that tho society had rola-
tions with All international organi-
zation of anarchists, with branches
In Madrid. Barcelona. Paris. London
aud other European cities
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17

A SNAP IL acres good fertile
land with good water rights at $50
an acre. See ). V. McCandless.
90. 90
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17

For rentals, real estate, loans, fire
insurance. notary public. See or
phone Red l6l. II. s. Andrews. 91tf
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17

Invitational dances given in Nor.
gan hall Wednesday evenings. Pre-
sent invitation at door. No charge
for ladies'. 81 -92
The daily tribune., 1908-06-17
Atehi.on. Topeka & Santa F. Railway

No. 6s5-From Pueblo and all
points cast arrive daily --------- II "a n
sast. depart DALI, ----,..------- b.bi m
No. 631-To Canon City, daily except
Sunday, depart. 400 p m
No. 631-From Canon City. daily OK.
oept Sunday. arriye-------- 1888 p TN
No. 635-To Rockville. II As p IN
No. 68-From Rockvals-------- 40 IN
Direct connection 10 now made at Pueblo for
Chicago and all points east, and at La Junta
with California limited for Los Angeles and
San Francisco.
Inquiries solicited and promptly and cheer
fully answered.
Descriptive literature folder, free By apply
uG W 4. @. PALkBB, Agent.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-09-10
COMMITTEE AGREES ON BILL.
Amendment Being Drafted for In
PRODUCTION Tuesday.

lIONuShioit tNSoNoys
Des Moines, Sept. 5.-Following are
the principal features of the amend
ment to the state primary law which
will be submitted to the legislature
next Tuesday by the joint committee
authorized to devise a plan for filling
the senatorial vacancy:
Voters to obtain primary ballot of
their party by signing written re-
quest supplied by election officials.
Only voters who are challenged to
be required to swear to their part
affiliation.
Primary ballot to be separate from
official ballot.
Amendment only to provide for fill
ing vacancy caused by death or with.
drawal of senatorial candidate and
not to provide new manner of select
ing candidates for senator.
The subcommittee Of lawyers to
which was assigned the task of franz
ing a measure is now engaged i'll
drafting the bill, which will be intro
duced in both houses at the same
time. An agreement ha been reach
ed on all important points, and all
that remains to be done is to fini'f
drafting the bill. M nday b. ing a
holiday. there. will be no session OF
the assembly, and the members o.
the committee expect to have their
bill ready for introduction when the
two houses convene Tuesday morn
ing
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-09-10

w ASHINGTON.-Uncle Sam wants
w to raise new brand of babies,
Dne that shall be of beef and Drawn,
nerve and muscle. And he has set
about it in a businesslike way.
In the first place, the bureau Of
chemistry of the department of agri-
culture, under the direction of Harvey
Il. Wiley, will find out what foods now
prepared for infants are really foods.
If it is discovered that they are not
foods at all, but cracked bran and
canned mustard poultices there will
be trouble.
After the results of the inquiry Is
concluded mothers will be sent lists
Of foods proper for the use of babies.
From physicians, manufacturers,
and specialists in children's diseases
there will be collected data tending
10 show the causes which render chill
aren i'll, and then they will be asked
TO give information, based on their
years of experience, which will advise
the proper sort of nourishment and
treatment for children, not only to
avoid disease, but to build better ba-
bies.
DR.. Wiley believes that in few
years he will see the results of his
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-09-10

THAT Mehmed Ali Bey, deposed
i Turkish minister, was compelled
to leave with Homer Davenport, the
horse loving cartoonist, his prize Ara
bian steed in order to obtain funds
with which to leave America, is the
story made public here by a friend
of the fleeing minister.
Furthermore, it is stated that this
final sacrifice came only after the min
lister had vainly appealed to a wealthy
New York cigarette manufactures for
a loan of $4,000, who few months
before had been presented with a
mate to the Davenport horse at the
suggestion of Mundji Bey, consul gen.
eral at New York.
When Mehmed Ali Bey reached this
country a year ago he brought with
him two Arabian horses valued at
$4,000 each. One of the Schinasi
brothers, wealthy cigarette manufac,
turers of New York, is said to have
expressed a willingness to buy one
of them 5or $4,000. Mehmed Ali Bey