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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
To Make Waxed= Paper.

This is used for keeping substances
which contain either a volatile aromatic
Ingredient or grease, which would PEN
citrate through ordinary paper On
fiat sheet Of copper over a gentle fire
place sheet of paper as base and
then lay n second sheet on the top of
the first. Coat this second sheet with
yellow or white wax and distribute the
latter uniformly over the entire sheet
by means o. II sponge, exerting a lit
tie pressure, till the paper Is every
where transparent and consequently
permeated by the wax. IL the fire is
too feeble, the process will be retard-
ed. Too powerful fame is still more
harmful. as the paper is liable to be-
come brown or black. Stearin may be
used instead of wax.-Der Indnstriose
Geschaftsmann.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
Making Good.

There Is no way OF making lasting
friends like making Good" and Doctor
Pterce's medicines well exeuplify this
and their friends. after more than two
decades OF popularity, are numbered by
the hundreds of thousands. They have
made good and they have not made
drunkards.
good, honest, square deal medicine OF
known composition Is DIR. Plerce's Golden
Medical Discovery. 1t still enjoys an i'm
mense sale, while most Of the prepara-
tons that have come into prominence in
the earlier period OF its popularity have
gone by the board and are never more
heard OF. There must be some reason for
this long time popularity and that is to
De found In its superior merits. When
once given fair trial for weak stomach.
or for liver and blood affections, its supe-
rior curative qualities are soon manifest:
hence 1t has survived and grown in pop
ular favor, while scores of less meritorious
articles have suddenly flashed into favor
for brief period and then been as soon
forgotten.
For a torpid liver with sits attendant
Indigestion, dyspepsia. headache, per-
haps dizziness. foul BREATH nasty coated
tongue. with bitter taste. loss OF appetite,
with distress after eating, nervousness
and debility, nothing is so good as DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It's
an honest, square-deal medicine with all
Its ingredients printed on bottle-wrapper
- no secret, no hocus-pocus humbug,
therefore don't accept Il substitute that
the dealer may possibly make little big
ger profit. insist on your right to have
what you call for.
Don't buy DR.. pierce's Favorite Prescrip.
tion expecting 1t to prove rcure- ALL 1t
~ only advised for woman's special all
ments. IL makes weak women strong and
sick women well. Less advertised than
some preparations sold for like purposes.
It's sterling curative virtues still maintain
Its position in the front ranks, where It
stood over two decades ago. As an in
MIGRATING tonic and Strengthening nerv-
Inc 1t is unequalcd. 1t won't satisfy those
who, want booze" for there is not drop
Of alcohol in it,
Or. pierce's Pleasant Pellets, the orioi-
nd! Little Liver Pills, although the first
pill OF their kind IN the market. still lead.
ana when once tried are ever afterwards
IN favor. Easy to take as candy-one to
CQuOted.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
Sure to BE There.

An old Scotch farmer was lying on
what he thought was his deathbed. He
began to give orders to his wife about
his funeral and the people to be invit-
ed. His wife, knowing that he was not
dying, paid but little attention to his
requests, and this SO enraged the farm
err that he rose on his elbow and cried
out:
What need l speak? There'll be
naething dune RIGHT unless I'm there
myself"
His wife, patting him ON the Shout
der, replied: "Toots, man, Bauldy!
Keep yer min easy. Yell be the prin-
cipal man ere."-Glasgow Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
The Dogs Of constantinople.

There are ut least 235.OO0 dogs in
Constantinople. which has a population
OF 100000. They are the vilest of
towards and are the scavengers of the
city. 1t is said that scores of people
are bitten daily by the dogs of Con-
stantinople. but that case of hydro
phobia was never known there. Three
centuries ago Nassuf Pasha. grand
vizier to Achmet ILL.,. transported all
the dogs to Asia and would have had
them destroyed there. but the sultan,
on consulting the mutt. was told that
every dog had soul and consequently
forbade such wholesale destruction.
After the slaughter Of the janizaries
Mahmoud intended to get rid of them,
for he caused an immense number of
sausages @ to be made and, having
poisoned them. gave the dogs a feast.
Many thousands were thus killed In
one day, but the people murmured so
much that he was afraid to begin
second days work. He therefore order.
ed them to be expelled to Asia, but the
order was very indifYerently executed,
and In short time the dogs were as
numerous ~ during the time Of the
ianixaries.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
FOODS OF ITALY.
specialties of tho Friggitrici In Naples
and Genoa.

and Genoa.
Huge meaty chestnuts are found ev-
erywhere in Italy. Peeled and boiled
in a reddish broth seasoned with lau-
rel leaves and caraway seeds, the nuts
are palatable. About two dozen of the
large kernels are sold for penny. In
both Genoa and Naples the friggitriei
are interesting, and some of their spe
cialties are well worth a trial IL one
can forget the unappetizing appear
anee of cooks and cooking appliances
One friggitrice attracts attention to a
tray of golden balls which she piles In
a pyramid. The golden balls are arti.
chokes. They are boiled in sailed wa
ter until tender and are put In a pan
over steam to keep them hot until a
customer appears. For threepence the
vender will take one from the steam.
ing pan, dry 1t, dip it into batter and
pop it into the hot OIL A moment
later 4 golden brown ball, delicious
and erispy on the outside and tender
and succulent on the inside, is handed
to the purchaser. The frying is man
aged in such a way that when the
fritters are taken from the kettle they
are very hot, but so dry on the outside
that they. scarcely soil the fingers when
eaten from the hand. Another frig.
gitrice speciality is that of cheese balls,
They are made of paste filed with
grated cheese and fried Mashed chest.
nuts. rice, chopped chicken and many
vegetables are used to vary the filings
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

A Boston woman seeking divorce
says her husband drinks 90 gallons Of
whisky month. Her estimate is prob
ably an exaggeration, if not, it explains
why the average per capita consump-
ton of liquor is so high among the So
Der people.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
Where They Gas Away.

or the late Langdon Smith, the bril-
liant journalist and author Of New
York. a Denver reporter narrated anec-
dotes the other day.
Il remember" he said, my first visit
to Washington. Smith. big and hand
some and vivacious. showed me about
From an eminence great pale dome
rose up against the blue sky, the dome
of the capitol
"'What Is that?' said l.
That? said Smith. oh, that's the
national gas works. -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

The Duke of the Abuzzi is spending
SO much money in eablegrams to his
lady love in this country that he won't
have any patrlmony to settle on her il
the wedding isn't hurried up.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Those Oklahoma people are SO en-
thusiastic about the flag that pretty
soon they will begin to believe that
they invented it and the Declaration OF
Independence as we'll
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
The Clock Was Wrecked.

Biway--Use an alarm clock nova
days? Jigsup-No: never tried one
but once. Biway - How was that?
Jigsup-Well. you see, the first time it
went Off didn't exactly know what 1t
was. and so said, "Oh, for heavens
sake. Maria, shut up.' Maria hap
pened to be awake, and-well. that IL
how 1t was.-Liverpool Mercury
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

The latest suit for alienation of af-
fections is by husband who puts his
wife's value at only $40, 1000. 1t seems
that this is too modest, any good wife
is worth a million, even if it costs mon
ey to keep her.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

whv. 1ndaad7

The fye-year-old son was asking his
father some severe questions about
recent addition to the family.
"That baby likes ma" said the
youngster sharply.
"oh, yes. he likes your ma" said his
father. but he likes me too"
Thereupon the five-year-old from
whom great things were expected ex.
claimed:
Likes you? Then why does he cry
when he looks at youY-Chicago Rec.
ord Herald
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Once in a while it comes with a
great shock to girl to find ont that
a man never notices the difference be-
tween 40 cent shirtwalst and one that
costs $27.8s.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

The companies which insure against
burglary are said to be forming a trust.
1t would he fine idea if they would
include all the burglars in the company
then they could be controlled.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Many sufferers from nasal catarrh say they
get splendid results by using an atomizer.
For their benefit we prepare Elys Liquid
Cream Balm. Except that it is liquid it is in
all respects like the healing, helpful, pain-all-
aging Cream Balm that.the public has been
familiar with for years. No cocaine nor other
dangerous drug in it, The soothing spray is
a remedy that relieves at once. All druggists
7hc, with spraying tube or mailed by Ely
Bros 81 Warren st. New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

What woman wants is complexion
like the breakfast food babys, a figure
like cloak models, teeth like the
dental powder girls, hair like the seven
Sutherland sisters and a husband like
John d. Rockefeller
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
Nec,,.l,y the Mother.

"Who got up those hanging gardens
Of Babylon?"
Some king"
For what purpose?"
II Judge he wanted to outwit the
neighbors' chickens. Cou.
rier-J Journal
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Cock fighting is an approved sport
in Mexico and American birds have
never had much show in the game.
But you can't keep Yankee down
very long. last week some Texans
crossed the line with an eagle disguised
as an American rooster, and what he
did to those Mexican birds would fill
volumes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

They do things differently in Russia.
A duel was fought and son Of a
prince was killed. However the crop
of princes is very large in that country.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

1t will give weak women many valuable sug-
gestions of relief and, with strictly eenfiden-
tial medical advice is entirely free Simply
write Dr.. Shoop Racine. Wis, the book No. 4
tells about the Night Cure and how these
healing, antiseptic suppositories can be sue
cessfully applied to correct these weak
nesses Sold by s. W Cochran X Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

The big sixteen sail out OF San Fran.
cisco for the other side of the world.
Here's to pleasant voyage, a safe re-
turn and no firing of hostile shot.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Captain Dtvie W. Lenox, OF rren-
ton, has cherry tree in his yard which
recently yielded fourteen bushels OF
choice fruit.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
In One Lesson,

He-Yonr sister said she couldn't
dance.
She-Well can she?
Yes: l made her. We hadn't been
on the floor a minute when l stepped
ON her foot. You just ought to have
seen her."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
Rheum atiSm

have found tried and tested cure for Rheu-
tnatism Not remedy that will strengthen the
distorted limbs Of chronic cripples. nor turn bony
Rrowths back to flesh again. That is impossible:
But can now surely kin the pains and pangs OF
this deplorable disease A
La Gerrnany-with Chemist in the City Of
Darmstadt-Y found the last ingredient with
which DR.. Shops Rheumatic Remedy was made
3 perfected, dependable prescription. Without
that last ingredient. successfully treated many.
many cases of rheumatism but now. at last, it uni
fornly cures all durable cases OF this Heretofore
much dreaded disease. Those sand-lke granular
wastes found in Rheumatic Blood seem to dissolve
and pass away under the action OF this remedy as
freely as does sugar when added to pure water
And then when dissolved. these poisonous wastes
freely pass from the system. and the cause OF
Rheumatism is gone forever. There is now no
real neeeS-nD actual excuse to suffer longer with
out help We SELL and In confidence recommend
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
Misnamsd,

Towne-Why do you call young
Fetherbrane "Cholly?" His first name
y Noah.
Browne-Yes. but that's so inappro-
pirate. Noah had sense enough to get
In out of the rain.-Philadelphia Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
Chivairous CHICAGO,

In Chicago more than in any other
place is woman regarded in the light
of thing of beauty and joy forever.
There is hardly man in Chicago who
does not esteem feminine loneliness as
something beyond price-something to
live for, to strive for. to suffer for and
II necessary to die for.--Chicago Inter
Ocean
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
An AnticIimax.

Sir Henry Irving Was frequently a
victim to the Intersections OF gallery
gods When playing Macbeth" one
night he had reached that dramatic
moment In the banquet scene when In
dreadful fear he bids the ghost Of
Banquo to vanish:
Hence. horrible shadow.
Unreal mockery, hence!"
he exclaimed and. shuddering convul
siyely, dropped to his knees, covering
his face with his robe. As the ghost
vanished shrill voice In the gallery
broke the momentary silence: ITS all
right now. Emery; he's goner'-London
Bellman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Going up in a balloon is great sport
but coming down IN Lake Michigan is
little too thrilling for the average per-
son in search of summer vacation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

A Topeka, Kan. church has select
eel one arm man to take up the col
lection. And yet we are told that con-
tldence is being rapidly restored.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Piles are easily aud quickly checked
with DIR Shoop's Magic Ointment. To prove
it will mail small trial box as convincing
test. Simply address DR. Shoop, Racine, Mis-.
surely would not send it free unless | was
certain that DR. Shoops Magic Ointment
would stand the test. Remember il is made
expressly and alone for swollen painful,
bleeding or itching piles, either external or
internal Large Jar SOC Sold by $. W. Cochran
Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
Alwaxs rirsd.

Political Candidate-Which way do
the farm hands lean around here9
Farmer Ryetop-well, stranger, around
blowing and planting time you win see
them leaning against the barn or fence
every time your back Is turned.-Des'
eret News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

A Historical Mystery Solved.
The man in the iron mask explained.
IT let my wife cut my hair" be
sobbed.
Herewith all rendered him respectful
sympathy.--New York Sun.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

"Doans Ointment cured me OF &c
zema that had annoyed me a long
time. The cure was permanent. lion.
S. w. Matthews, Commissioned Labor
Statistics, Augusta, Me.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Surgeons are now sewing up LAGER
ated hearts. However, the breach Of
promise business will go on just the
same.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

There are lot of us who would like
to go half way to the North Pole with
Peary ii we were sure Of getting back
in October
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

And SO Anna Gould and Sagan are
married at last Here's perpetual JOY
and oblivion to both of them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Regulates the bowels, promotes easy
natural movements, cures constipation
Doan's Regulets. Ask your druggis,
for them. IS cents a box.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

The old Bryan banners can be used
again this year, and then stored sway
for the possibility Of It again doing
good service if history repeats itself.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Impure blood runs you down
makes you an easy victim for organic
diseases. Burdoek Blood Bitters puri-
6es the blood builds you up.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Japan seems to have hard luck buy
ing battleships. Why doesn't she rest
on her laurels bit.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

What is the use Of regulating the
sale of posons when man can hang
himself with the straps Of his wooden
legs
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Orthodox religion is declared by FL
bnr,us to be full of ptomaine poisoning.
So il is for the wicked.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

1t certainly must annoy cook to go
to heaven and find place she can't
leave
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
JULY rs. 1903

At the special election held Tues
day, July 9TH inst to determine wheth-
er or not the voting machine should be
retained, the old style paper ballot was
used and the election held under the
provisions of the Vert secret ballot
law The result in the end Ward was
as follows: Total vote polled, I6S or
about 40 per cent. of the total register
ed vote.
For the machine Al.
Against I22.
Rejected ballots 2.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Ii is estimated that the new Lacka-
wanna cutoff through the upper part
Of Warren county will cost $40, 900 900.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

A Texas girl has been asleep for
three weeks, mother getting the break
fast as usual.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

He who will not reason is a bigot;
he who cannot is a fool; he who dares
not is q slave.-Byron.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Things that seem unreasonable
would often prove reasonable if we
only knew the reason.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

II our enemy smites us, would it mot
be charitable to suppose that he is
following the Golden Rule
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

II should never have thought that
studying would have cost SO much
money"
Yes. father. and II you only knew
how little have studied!"-Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
I68maj. against

TOO MAJ agaIIIst 7 o
The vote was divided between the
parties as follows:
Republicans for the machine "a.
Democrats 81 50 :. None.
Republicans against IL.
Democrats 10.
The Democrats polled about 20 per
cent. of their registered vote.
The Republicans polled about 20
per cent. Of their registered vote.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
DR.. Shoop's
Rheumatic Relysedy
S. w. COCHRAN & co.

Bravery is often born Of ignorance.
Much that is labeled selhshness Is
self preservation
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Iced American drinks are for sale IN
Paris and it is said that the ice is real
and the drinks also. What a change.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Suspended judgement is the only
just judgement.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

On the wall OF an entrance to an old
tenement house in Washington street,
New York, are written these words in
charcoal: 'Buttonholes made and
floors scrubbed, upstairs to your right"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

1t would he prosely prosaic to be en-
tirely sane. Ills mad world, my
masters"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

We speak of blind destiny when II is
we that cannot see.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

lis better to have tried and JAILED
than never to have tried at all.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

If a measure of success initiates him
il shows the small measure of the man.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

Everything unknown IL taken for
magnificent Greek Proverb.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

An ignoble spur will often incite
noble effort.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15
Hence. horrible shadow,
Unreal mockery, hence!''

Ask for the Best Bread-MAo-
KAYs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

A happy vision 10 see in every goose
Il swami
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-15

An Atkinson woman has SO much
confidence in her husband that if he
wanted to 60 up in a balloon and take
the children with him, she wouldn't OBJ
iecf
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-09-03

in modes, grays, white
and black, regular price
Soc pair.
Sale Price 31c Pair
Ladies' 2-clasp Silk Gloves,
extra quality, black and
white, regular price 800
pair. Sale Price Clio Pair
Ladies Long Silk Gloves in
black and white, regular
prices 81, 1925, $3.50 pr.
Sale Price Tic Pair
Ladies' Long Silk Gloves in
white and colors, regular
price $1.39 and $3.50 pr.
Sale Price Ole Pair
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-09-03
Fabric and Silk Gloves

Ladies' Milanese Lisle Gloves
in black and white, extra
quality, look like suede,
regular price 75c pair.
Sale Price sic Pair
Ladies' Short Isle Thread
Gloves in tans, modes,
grays, black and white,
regular price 25c pair.
Sale Price 18c Pair
Childrcns Lisle Thread
Gloves in modes and
white, regular price 25c
pair. Sale Price 18c pair
Ladies' 2-clasp Silk Gloves
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-09-03
Lace Curtains
MUSLIN AND LACE CURTAINS.

Muslin Curtans-were 39c, 45c Csc 9Oc $135
Now 21c, &c. 471c, &c. S7Ac
Ruffled Lace Curtains-were $175 $780, 1926 So. 80,
1926. Now $1.15, $1.45, SLIGO, $780, $2.35
Nottingham Curtains-were SOC, s5c, 81, $3.50 So co.
$3.50. Now 41c 62Ac, 72ac, $119, $14S, SITS
Cluny Curtans-were $3.50 1925, 1915, $3.50, ST.
Now S1es, $285, $29s, $425, $4eS
Irish Pont-were 1915 $500 1915, $3.50 $500
Now $1.89, $29S, $780, $498, $625
Renaissance Curtans-were $3.50 $3.50, 1915, $1o5o
$1,000. Now s475, $685. $685. $6.75, $s75