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The Washington times., 1908-03-22

when the Irish love England;
When the Germans love France;
When the Japs scare Bob Evans,
Well your salary advance"
p S.-"Please don't give Miss Lake
That five-dolIar bill;
I want II so bad
l can hardly keep still.
A wife, thirteen children.
No work, that's a fact
Oh. give me the five!
1 might give it back"
Allen Prender.
al Tenth street southeast.
when the lion lies in Lyons;
When the tiger ties a tie;
The spider may spy Congress,
Raising clerks wages high
Mrs. Robinson.
sos Fifth street northeast.
when the winktum wunktum, in the
land Of sEee,
Meets the booJum criokety cran6le
And the willy-pus willy-pus kills a
You'll get your pay raised, don't you
L. W. Chadwick.
us East Capitol street.
Other late answers:
when my home is in the White House;
When l am President;
Then III give clerks all that they ask
A raise Of 10 per cent"
Harry L. Sussm2n.
43l First street northwest.
when all the stars no more shall shine:
When FTenchmen cease TO take their
wine:
When Rockefeller pays his fine
You'll get a raise about that time
lib Lamont street northwest.
When Uncle Sam no clerks can get
For the present rate of pay,
Congress their salaries Will raise. you
Without very much delay"
5. r, Walton.
81 Fourth street northwest.
when the Monument grows and
touches the sky;
When the green grass turns TO rye:
When the golden sunset fades for aye
Then Congress will raise the clerks
526 Columbia road.
When they have stopped betting at
Benning:
Then / think they Will have no mis-
In granting the increase you ask"
% p street northeast.
when ships can sail through Panama.
From Hampton Roads to the Golden
Gate,
When Peary reaches the North Pole,
And autos cross the Bering Strait"
Mary r. LinebdCk
1875 New Jersey Avenue northwest.
Lies Of great men should remind you,
You can make your lies sublime.
And, departing, leave behind you,
Bluffs sufficient for q time"
1903 North Capitol street.
when rivera run UP hill;
w hen stars shine IN the day,
When Roosevelt is a King,
Then clerks viii get more pay"
Mrs. Lillian A. Poole.
z0S I street northwest.
When I win the $500 prize from The
Times" AlDhOnzo Johnson
1898 Tenth street northwest,
When John d. pays the tWenty-nine-
million fine
And the Washington Gas Light Com
pany reduces its rate;
When HaTries improves the BrightwoOd
car line
And Bryan is elected President OF the
United States"
John C. Williamson.
2l4S = street northwest.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
IALEXANDRlN
PETTEY COMPANY
GRANTED CHARTER
Will Enter Electrical Supply
Business, With $4,000
Capital.
WASHINGTON TIMES BUREAU.
A. nv a~Y,DrA Va AFaDfsET %


ALEXANDRIA. VA. MARCH. %.
The state corporation commission has
granted a charter 10 the Pettey Eiec-
trich Signal Company. OF Alexandria
The capital stock is placed at $4,000,
and the objects are 10 conduct an cleo
trical supply business. The officers. all
Of whom are from this city. are +. n.
Hin. president: Fora Hill. secretary and
treasurer: George w Pcttey, manager.
]. Howard Rowen, a machinist at the
Southern railway shops, fell from an
engine on which he was working at the
shops today and dislocateo his shoulder.
He was taken to his holns IN upper
Prince street. where his shoulder was
set by Drs. Klipstein and Smith
Old Dominion Commandery, Knights
Templac, held a meeting last evening at
the ter2DIe. The temple degree was
conferred upon the Rev. c. d. Bulla and
DR. 6. 3. NOcTe After the meeting an
oyster supper Uas served.
Mt. Vernon CiMpter, Royal Arch Ma
sons. viii hold a meeting at the tenn
pie, i'm Cameron street. next Monday
evening.
At tie Second Presbyterian Church
tomorrow the Rev. J. r. Sewer, the
pastor viii continue his sermons on the
illustricus characters Of the Old Testa-
ment.
Quarterly meeting services viii be
held at the Eree Methodist Church to
morrow SetviCes viii be held as fol-
lows: II a. ~; love feast at I'D p. III. /:
young peoples mretfng a; p. m {;
preaching at 7;45 ,. II. The Rev A -.
Miller, the district elder, will conduct
the services.
Tomorrow will be the last Sunday OF
the conference year at tho Methodist
Episcopal Church South. The Rev. +.
V. Register, the presiding elder, and
the Rev. g. D. Bulla. the psstor, viii
leave Alexandria for Roanoke % at
tend the conference there next Tues
day.
At the First Baptist Church tomorrow
night the Rev. W. F. Fisher, the pastor,
will administer baptism.
Cornelius Bryant was yesterday eX-
amined by a commission composed Of
DIS. Thomas Gibson am Arthur Snow
Gen and Justice l. II. Thompson. and
pronounced of unsound mind. He was
ordered sent to the ASYLUM at Staun-
ton. Bryant was recently arrested,
charged with taking a horse and buggy
belonging 10 the Alexandria Steam
Laundry, To Fauguier county, and
leaving 1t there
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
MARINE BAND CONCERT
TOMORROW AFTERNOON

The Marine Band Orchestra Will give
q concert tomorrow afternoon, begin
ming at ? o'clock, e the United States
Marine Ba--A Ks, under the ,eadcI ship
of William II. Santelmaun.
The program will be az follows:
OVerature, "Oberon. Won Weber;
Symphony in BIB (hrst tlme). Allegro.
81, Largo -. Scherzo. vivace 81, FL
male. allegro di motto 2-2, Scholz; Dance
Macabre, Saint-Saens; Orchestra Suite.
No. !, Peer Gynt," Morning, Asses
Death, Anitra's Dance, Dance of the
Imps in the Halls Of the Mountain King,
Grieg; Orchestra Scene FIRST timeI,
"Spring-time of Love-" Won BlOn.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
WATER BAG TOO HOT,
GIRL SUES HOSPITAL

BALTIMORE. Md. March 21.-A hot
water bag, which is said 70 have been
too hot, is the basis for suit for $1,000
damages filed in the city court this
afternoon against the Franklin Square
Hospital. The plaintiff is Miss Flor
ence Adelaide West, minor, who
brought the suit through her father,
Charles W. West, and Attorney W. II.
Harrison. Miss West underwent an
operation at the hospital on December
Z. 1901.
She was placed IN bed while under
the influence Of ether and the hot water
bag was placed beside her According
10 the allegations she was badly burned.
She claims that she has been crippled
for life b. the burn.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
CURIOSITY GRATIFIED.

why do you chew gum? ?"
The young person addressed brought
her jaws together with an unwonted
SNAP.
''Mebbe II is because / like to have
some business of my own to attend
to-" she answered, resuming such at
tentiOn forthwith Exchange.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
ACTOR TO SPEAK.

Robert L. Downing, the former actor.
will speak at the McKendree NJ E
Church, Massachusetts avenue. between
Ninth and Tenth streets, tonight at 1880
o'clock His subject Will be THE Church
and the Stage" Special music will be
furnished by the Gibson Vested Choir.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
Raymond Palmer Wins
Tawney Prize Of SIS
With a Clever Verse
THE WINNER

Raymond Palmer,
637 Maryland Ave. N. e.
"When walters swear they'll take
no tips,
And the menu knows no
prune;
When elephants hatch spring
chickens, we'll
It's not quite then, but-Soon."
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
PLUMBING AND GASFITTINC.

JOHN o. WATERS. SIT E St, Registered
Plumbers and Cashiers. All work executed
promptly. Estimates furnished upon request
Jobbing speciality. Phone s5q7.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
PLUMBING AND HEATING.
Fredertck o. SteIzer.

Frederick O. Ste1zer,
Sanitary Plumbing. Steam, and Hot Water
Heating Get our prices on bathroom Ak
lures. Repairing and remolding. We will be
pleased 10 furnish estimates upon application
Ali work done promptly, and under my own
supervision. Telephone Main 3549. 30 Seventh
Street Southwest.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22

Capitol Dental Parlors, 1893 z st. NV. Ex
perts in Crown and Bridge Work. An work
Fuars nteed. Painless operations Prices
moderate. Open evenings. Phone n. 25ss-Y.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
HAT AND BONNET MFG.

AT THE BONNET FRAME STORE .nos, Is
the time TO have your straw hats cleaned
dyed ana pressed. MRS. z. MeCAFFERTY.
1211 G ST. nv.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
DRAUGHTSMAN.

Drawing 5or half-tons and line cuts; cata-
logues and cover pages designed; ship and
Patent Once drawings T. LLOYD MOCK
ABEE. SIS Wash. Loan and Trust Building.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
HYGI1NIC FACIAL PREPARATIONS

How to freshen and permanently preserve
the complexion.
Mary Scott ROWland's creams. muscle and
tissue food and tontCs are now cOnCsd@S to be
the toilet articles for the face that are psi
lively hygienic- The Mary Scott RowiaDd's
famous Home Treatments are given az the
homes OF patrons and al The yarlors- Anti
septic ManiCuring
F. 4. HOWARD CO, s13 18th st. y, ".
Opposite the Shoreham.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
CLIMAX
TO KINGS FAILURE
OFFICIALS promise

Continued from First Page.)
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
PHOTOGRAPHERS.
The TowIes stndIo.

Ene EoWlef studio
a good likeness assured when We do your
Work. The best equipped photograph studio
In the city. Ii07 F st. N W
The Washington times., 1908-03-22

The EdW. F. Miller Inst. OF Physical
Training Fencing, Wrestling, Dancing
Tumbling, etc. Physical training IN all It's
branches; physical culture for men, women
and children: individual instruction only
1913 II st. nv. Phone NJ. 5s9Y.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
CLEANING AND DYEING.

Expert dyers and dry cleaners The most
delicate fabrics handled successfully.
r. A Reeves,
go 9th st. NV. Phone 1907
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
BUILDERS MATERIAL.

speciaItes IN roofing material. Asphaltum
rubber roofing. Kure-A-Leke. mastic COM
pound By the gallon. Lime. cement. etc.
The Washington times., 1908-03-22
HEATING AND Thinning.

W b ENGLAND. ZIG H ST. y. E. Tin
ming, Heating and Stove work Work guar
anteed- Phone Lincoln 1894
The Washington times., 1908-03-22

& d. WATERS & SON. 80 Penna. Ave
y. ". High grade Vehicles and Harness.
Sole agents for the Waterfront Carriage
CO. Large assortment Of slightly used vehicles
The Washington times., 1908-03-22

VIM. r. WALLS. s7S9 sth St s E Dealer 4,
Paints, Glass and Hardware. Pure read,
mixed paints Porcelain enamsIs Fine Var
nish stains Telephone L 169-M
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25
yvO-IAN'S

are lIrhtened when she turns to the right
medicine. If her existence is made
gloomy by the chronic weaknesses. deli
cate arrangements. and painful disorders
that afllict her sex. she will find relief and
emnncipafion from her troubles in DIR.
Plerce'S Favorite Prescription. If she's
Oycrworkcd. ncrvouS or rundown" she
has new life and strength. It's q power
ful. invigurating tonic and nervine which
was discovered and used by an eminent
physician for many years. in all cases OF
Young girls just entering womanhood;
for women at the critical "change of life;"
i'm hearing-down sensations. periodical
pains. liberation. Inflammation, and every
kindred ailment. the rFavorite Prescrip-
ton" will surely benefit or cure.
DR.. PiercC's Pellets cure biliouSneSS.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25

and against her win and without
her concent, all OF which matters and
tMngs will more fully appear by the
complaint on file herein, with a copy
OF which you are herewith served.
and which is made part hereof.
And you are hereby notified that
if you fail to answer the complaint,
the said plaintiff will take the judg-
ment and decree of the Court for the
relief prayed for In the Complaint.
Given under my hand and the Seal
of the District Court Of the First
Judicial District of the State of Ne
vada, Ormsby County, this Sth day
OF July, 1SIo.
z. o. PATTERSON,
Clerk.
Seal.
ALFRED CHARTZ, Attorney for
Plaintiff. sw
Date of first publication July IL 1908
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25

The chief element in a girls make
up Is found to be pure carbon or
diamond substance, of which twenty
O mounds are necessary for a one
hundred and twenty-pound girl, the
market value of which would be So
$3.50, a y an analytical chemist
who must have had unusual advant-
ages in gaining n technical education,
Perhaps he attended a c~oeducational
school. Anyhow, his scientific con
clusion agrees with ours gained by
inspiration. Always said, though. that
there's no show for u poor man these
days.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25

District Attorney Lansdon. an
American, is chasing Felix Paulu''FS
n Greek. who is thought to u Ie"t'
nected with dynamiting the house OF
Jim Gallagher, an Irishman, all OF
which is connected in some way WIN
the prosecution of Abe Ruef, a jew
and Gene Schmitz, a ha'f German
San Francisco is the cosmopolis as
well as the metropolis of the West.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25
REGISTER NOTlCE

Beginning with August l, 1908, the
registry books for Ormsby county will
be open at the office of Justice of
the Peace Folsom. The books will
remain open until the night of the
10th day of October. All persons de-
string to vote at the fall election
must see that their names are on
the register.
G.. n. FOLSOM
Registrar.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS
IN The DISTRICT COURT OF The
FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT OF
THE STATE OF NEVADA.
IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF
NDrHCCN


CRMSsY.
Notice for Posting of Settlement
If Account and hearing petition for
Distribution of estate:
In the matter of the Estate of
Louisa F.. Kitzmeyer, deceased:
Notice is hereby given that Geo.
Z. Kitzmeyer the administrator of
the estate of Louisa F.. Kitzmeyer
deceased, has rendered and presented
for settlement, and filed in said Court,
his account of his administration of
Up-to-date work at the Appeal Office
said estate and also his petition for
distribution of estate and that Tues
day, the Goth day of June, A. d. 1908
being a day of a Session of said
Court, to wit: OF the Regular ses-
sion. A. D.. 1908, at 10 o'clock a. M,
at the Court Room of said Court, in
the City of Carson, in said Ormsby
County, has been duly appointed by
the Judge of said Court, for the set
Element of said account, and hearing
said petition for distribution of said
estate at which time and place any
person interested in said estate may
appear and file his exceptions in
writing to the said account and con-
test the anne
Dated June 18th, 1908.
f. o. PATTERSON,
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25
SUMMONS

IT III.
oRMs1Y COUNTY.
OLIVE e. HARPER, PLAINTIFF.
VS..
WILLIAM A. HARPER, DEFENDANT
SUMMONS.
Action brought in the District
Court of the First Judicial District
of the State of Nevada, Ormsby
County, n the complaint filed in
said County in the office of the Clerk
of said District Court on the Sth day
of July, 1908.
THE STATE OF NEVADA SENDS
GREETING TO WILLIAM 4.
HARPER, DEFT.
You are hereby required to appear
in an action brought against you by
the above named plaintiff in the Dis
trict Court of the First Judicial Dis
trict of the State of Nevada, Ormsby
County, and answer complaint filed
therein within ten days Exclusive OF
the day of ~service) after the service
on you of this summons if served in
said county, or if served out of said
County. but within the District,
twenty days; in all other cases forty
days, or Judgment by default will be
taken again, - q eording to the
prayer of said complaint.
The said action is brought 20 obtain
the Judgment and decree of the Court
for divorce against you, on the ground
that you, defendant, disregarding the
solemnity of your marriage vow, will
fully and without cause and without
and against the consent of plaintiff,
deserted and abandoned plaintiff, and
since has and still continues SO
to willfully and without cause de-
sert and abandon plaintiff, and to live
separate and apart from her, without
any sufficient Il or reason,
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25

Much Is written and printed about
the immodesty OF bathing SUITS ]
by tho women but never q wore DIS
to the indecent, legless thinss worn
by the men.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25

Statesmen G. AGENTS-s$s$50.00
per week and over car be made SELL
ing New Campaign Novelties from
o until election. Sells 10 Stores,
County Fairs. Picnics and Private
Families. Complete line of samples,
charges prepaid for soc. Order to-
lay.
CHICAGO NOVELTY CO,
60 Wabash Ave, Chicago
1u23-3O
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25

Having celebrated his sixtieth birth
day, Osler has become reticent on the
question nj chloroform for those who
have attained the three score. HIS
theory is dead, while Osler hangs 70
life the same as the rest of humanity
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25

The fact that a baby was porn 'ie
other day on o Chicago street car -
proof that the Chicago rapid transit
Is not so fast after all.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25

IL was a Chicago man who sought
protection through the courts o
being dashed by his wife's tongue
And the strange part Of the affair is
that the Judge enjoined the wife from
speaking to him.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25

We are told that the world Is
threatened with a cork famine, be-
cause cork trees are fast disappear
ing from the face of the earth. But
why weep? If the world goes dry we
will need no cOrEs.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-25
FILTERED PARAGRAPHS

when Greek meets Greek nova
{ the question Is; Are you Ciooai-
Z
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-05-21

is doing a good work and he is leaving TO stone unturned to procure cheap rates for an excursion for the delegates. A request was made of the City Council last evening to donate $25O for the pur- pose of giving the delegates an excursion. The matter was referred to the finance committee and it is believed this commit tee will consider the matter in a favorable light It has been pointed out that the association can and will do the city of Bessemer a great deal of good if they come here, and another thing, if they do not come to Bessemer there are num- ber of places that will be only too glad to have them.
 The matter is up to the people of Besse- mer and unless something definite is de- eided upon within the next few days it will mean that the association will pass Bessemer up and possibly meet at Ozark. Some of the aldermen do not appear to be inclined to donate anything for the entertainment, but of course they are not aware of just how much good the press can do the city of Bessemer. It is be- lieved when it comes down to brass tacks the city will give the amount asked for.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-05-21
RED MEN TO HELP
 STORM SUFFERERS
GRAND SACHEM MEL ISSUES SPEAKING LEAF-APPEAL FROM ALBERTVILLE TRIBE HAS JUST BEEN RECEIVED AT SELMA.

Selma, May -(Special)-Great Sa- chem R. E. L. Neil of the Improved Order of Red Men of Alabama has is- sued an official speaking leaf appealing to members and tribes of the order to render assistance to the storm stricken brothers at Albertville The appeal from the Albertville Red Men has just reached the office of the great sachem and the official speaking leaf was issued at once. list of IS members and their losses and injuries has been filed with the great sachem and his appeal for aid to the stricken ones is as follows:
 Official Speaking Leaf No. 5.
 Hunting Grounds Selma, Flower Moon IT.
 Sun G. s. D. AT.
 To all Red Men:
 belated call for aid from IS brothers of Powhatan tribe No. 27 in the storm stricken hunting grounds of Albertville impels me as great sachem of the reserva- ton of Alabama to appeal to you for contributions in their behalf.
 Of the number many were wounded, some of their families were killed, their property destroyed and damaged and one is a cripple for life. They need assist ance to begin life anew and the aid you may render will instil hope in their hearts and cause brotherly love to blos- som in your own.
 By virtue Of the authority in me vested permission is hereby granted to Powhatan tribe No. 27, Improved Order of Red Men, to call upon all Red Men and tribes for help in their distress and Brothers c. P. Robinson, John Espy and R. F. Will loughby of Albertville, Ala, are hereby appointed a committee to receive and disburse any funds received, reporting the same to the great chief of records of Alabama for record.
 He who gives quickly gives twice.
 R. E. L. NEIL Great Sachem. Attest:
 WILLIAM SMILEE SMITH, G. c. of A.
 The great sachem of the Red Men of Alabama is in receipt of letter from Hon. Joseph Farrar of Philadelphia, stat ing that he will attend the Alabama great council meeting of the order in Mont gomery on May 26 as the special repre- sentative of the great Incohonee. Mr. Farrar will become the great Incohonce at Bridgeport, Conn.,, in September and the Alabama great chiefs are delighted at having him as their guest on the oc- casion of the kindling of the council fire of the great council.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-05-21
WOMEN TO THE FRONT.
Premier Asquith Encourages Woman
 Suffragists. sf

London May 20.-Prime Minister As quith took long step-today in the direction of encouraging the claims Of women for enfranchisement when he replied to an important delegation ot radical members of the House Of Com mons, who were deputed to obtain his views on this matter. He declared that the government intended, before the close of the present parliament, to pass a comprehensive measure of electoral reform. He said he was not himself an advocate of woman's suffrage, but he had an open mind on the subject, and if an amendment was introduced to the protected reform bill favoring woman suffrage on democratic lines, the gov ernment would not oppose it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-05-21

given in the city. The small boy and his mother and incideptalyl his pa will be on hand to witnes it.
 Albert Jones returned home today, having completed his term of enlist ment in the United States navy. He served four years on the U.sS. s. Wis consin, and speaks highly of the ser vice. He will remain home few months and may re-en1ist.
 Dr. J. I. Odom moved today to Little ton, Ala, his former home.
 Miss Dora Collins of Birmingham is visiting her cousin. Mrs. pr. E. T. Fields, on Avenue D and Eighteenth street.
 Mrs pr. T. G. Springfield is quite i'll at the residence of her sister, Mrs. Thompson, West End.
 J. H. Eubank was carried to St. Vim cents hospital yesterday and was op- erated on this morning by Dr. Gun ningham Wilson. A number of gall stones were removed, also the appendix The operation was highly successful and at a late hour MT. Eubank was resting we'll his general condition be- ing much better than was hoped for.
 Miss Caroline Scholl, who was op- erated on last week for appendicitis at the Davis infrmary, by Dr. W. H Wynne. was brought home yesterday The operation was entirely successful
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-05-21
Taken to Meridian.

Officer w J. Lyons of Meridian came to town yesterday and left last even- ing with Ed Hines, alias Will Hines, alias Bill Jones, alias Will Green and then some more. Hines is a negro and a bad one. Officer Lyons had fight with him in Meridian about three years ago and the negro got the best of the argument. He had a gun that would shoot and he took five shots at MT. Lyons. MT. Lyons in turn took the same number of shots at him and strange to say, neither man was hit. However, Hines managed to get away and he was gone for three years. He was arrested in this city some days ago for stealing and when the officers finally caught him he was asleep.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-05-21
Shy on Evidence.

It was stated in the city this evening that one of the deputy sheriffs from Bir- mingham that helped in the raid on the Jones Valley club last Saturday evening had admitted that the sheriff's office was up against it to prove anything on the club.
 All the books were taken, but it will be a hard matter for them to prove that any whisky was sold or taken from the club. The raid has caused all sorts of talk in the city from the fact that a great many of the most prominent mer- chants and business men are connected with 1t.
 It is not known when the trial of those arrested will come up, but it is safe to say it will be an interesting affair when it does occur.