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Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22

Police Commissioner Fullers sue
cessor has been named ny Mayor Har-
per. He is Edward B. Tufts, president
Of the Tufts-Lyon Arms company,
well known business man and member
of the Merchants and Manufacturers
oeeooiation
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22

When the battle for a righteous
cause is fought with ability and good
generalship the cause is likely to be
winner. In the Democratic conven-
ton ability and good generalship helped
a good cause,
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22

And now Taft says the people have
ruled through the Republican party.
He means the Republican party has
ruled the people. But he will find out
that while it may be possible for the
party to rule and fool all
of the people some of the time and
some of the people all of the time, it
is not possible for it to rule and fool
all of the people all Of the time.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
Selfish Animals

. In spite of the height to which, spir-
itually, the human ract may rise, in
dividually, in the matter of self-sac-
rifice and devotion, 1t is sadly true that
in the aggregate men are after all
still very selfish animals.-Fresno Re-
publican.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
Splendid Choice

The selection of Norman e. Mack of
Buffalo to be chairman of the Demo-
cratic national committee to conduct
the presidential campaign is one that
must bring strength to the cause of
Democracy, because the personality OF
the man and his position and influence
are of a character to command public
respect and confidence in any cause
with which he may be associated
Youngstown (O.) Vindicator.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
Condolences

You might say the Independent has
had the measles this week and got
'em bad" for the mainstay and depen-
dent part as it exists in the kid editor
is all broke out splotched and blotched
worse If possible than the paper ever
was.-Clear Lake Press.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
Infamous system

Judge Parker resumes the CONVERSE
ton interrupted. four years ago by re-
marking that the tariff is the issue this
year-Syracuse Post-Standard. The
tariff will continue to be the issue
every year until the people are freed
from the infamous system Of protec-
ton Florida Union.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22

Among the charges against Mr.. Taft
difficult of belief is the one that he
once took the part of fairy at a
church entertainment Lake Tele-
gram.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22

Hard work, ingenuity, inspiration,
ability and patriotic and civic spirit
are all combining to insure the success
of Long Beach Festival Of the Sea.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
He Is Rashful

What we would like to know it, Why
doesn't the independence league pub
fish the names of its campaign sub
scriber, as a matter of justice to the
latter ?-Chicago Inter Ocean
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
Red is Doomed

Some of those scientists who are emf
ployed in government bureaus at
Washington have quit their usual line
OF Investigations and announcements
long enough to find out--or to think
they have-and to declare that within
a century red hair will have disap-
peared from the face of the EARTH
San Jose Mercury
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
RepubIIeans at Loaaerheads

The death Of Senator Allison may
open the way for another bitter fac
tional fight among Iowa Republicans.
The friends of Governor Cummins are
already demanding his selection as the
price of party harmony.-M
Sentinel.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
The Public Letter Box

BY
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
Political Points
RenuhIIcana Nearly Did

George w. Perkins says business will
go ahead, no matter who is elected
president. 1t will be fortunate when
everybody adopts this view. No man
is big enough to wreck the United
States in four years.--Chicago Record
Herald.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
RrYan ln Maine

Cyrus w. Davis, who was Names
Democratic candidate for governor two
years ago, is reported as saying that
Bryan will carry the state this year by
10, 000.-Boston Herald.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
Hearst's Treason

The purpose Of Hearst and his party
is to attempt to divide the Democratic
vote SO as to insure a Republican Wis
tory. He has played the same game in
every state where he has newspaper
interests for the advantage of the Re-
publican party. His record in the last
campaign when he was the cause of de-
feating Bell in this state is enough to
cause the Democrats to distrust him.
Grass Valley Union.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
Velvet

But what hurts the poor public most
about that $29,OO0.OO0 fine which was
not permitted to stand is the fact that
the Standard had already collected it
from the people, and now has just that
much velvet. San Jose Times.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-08-22
Mr.. Stevenson

Mr.. Stevenson
Such a career is very unusual. 1t
shows on the part of Mr.. Stevenson
versatility, adjustability, industry and
staying powers. He keeps on keepin'
on" Age canont wither him, nor re-
peated changes exhaust his infinite va
riety. Will his candidacy help Mr..
Bryan in Illinois? 1t has that purpose
largely, if not solely, in yiew.-Wash-
ington Star.
Incredible
The story that Vice President Fair
banks addressed the Quebecites in
French is a weak invention of the
enemy and on a par with the yarn that
he drinks ttermilk.-Cincinnati Com
mercial Tribune.
s.
Passing Strange
General George Stone in a post-pri-
mary statement makes a queer confess
sion. He says: "Never in the twelve
years during which have been chair
man of the Republican state central
committee has Mr.. Herrin ever asked
counsel from him"
Strange, indeed!--Fresno Republican.
-
An Migrate
The Democrats of California have
poured hundreds of thousands of dol
lars into the Golfers of Hearst, and
what have they received in return
for their patronage but treachery and
abuse modesto News.
IS
The Regulator
Who regulates congress?
Popular fiction ascribes This function
to "the people," But as Lowell found
fifty years ago a mysterious agency in
the background is apt to
Arrange for the people
Their wants and desires.
--Porterville Record.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Health and COOKING.

Good cooking is rapidly becoming
a lost art, They who prepare the
food for the world decide the health Of
the world You have only to go on
some errand amid the hotels OF the
United States and Great Britain to ap.
preciate the fact that vast multitude
of the human race are slaughtered by
incompetent cookery. Though a young
woman may have taken lessons in
music, and may have taken lessons in
painting, and lessons in astronomy.
she is not well educated unless she
has taken lessons In dough.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
MIGHT BE WELL TO WARN THEM.
Aunt Martha Was Impressed with
Danger Threatening Soldiers.

Bless me, Marthy!" exclaimed
Uncle Cyrus, looking up from his
magazine, says the Youths Compan.
Ion. We're getting navy that don't
need to take back seat for any o.
them European nations" Aunt Mar
tina continued placidly measuring out
the ingredients of mountain" cake.
and manifestly was not unduly excited
over naval affairs.
Just listen to this: Some fellow
has been making estimates. Any half
dozen Of our big cruisers have engine
strength equal to the pulling power
of all the horses in the Russian cav.
airy.
THE engines of our big battleship
Louisiany are strong enough-if they
could be fastened anywhere-to pull
the hull United States cavalry into
the sea, an"
Mercy sakes!" cried Aunt Martha,
with arrested spoon-for the first time
impressed with these interesting sta
tistics, Il hope to goodness our cav.
alry'll keep away from the shore!"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
TRICKS FOR TABBY.
Queer Things That May Be Taught
Her II She Is Smart.

One of the most difficult things to
teach a cat is to follow like dog.
As a rule they will not follow. but oc-
casionally there is an exception. A
New York young lady has a cat that
trails so closely after her as to be al
most stepped upon. The chief clerk
OF the state department at Washing
ton has a cat with the same accom-.
plishment. He has owned 1t for sew
en- or eight years 1t will follow him
about the streets for miles just like
dog, and Is excessively fond of going
out for walk, provided its master Sc.
lects evenings for his meanderings
In daylight 1t prefers not to go on
these rambles, evidently because It
does not like to come in contact with
small boys and dogs, who are then
too numerous on the streets Of Wash
ington.
1t has often been observed that cats
really care nothing for master or a
mistress, but become attached to place
and not to persons. Not SO with this
particular cat; for at one time when
10 o"hCl Chdubtu ItoluthCt ne
purposely left his cat with friends
who occupied the house he had va
Gated, but the cat was not satisfied
until 1t had found where the new
house was, and took up Its abode
there with evident delight at finding
Its old friend and protector.
In the treasury department at Wash.
ington there is one very wonderful
cat His name is Tom, and when ad-
dressed he will quickly respond, even
waking out of a sound sleep to go to-
ward the speaker. Sometimes, to con-
fuse him, the clerks will sing out
some word or words in which the
syllable Tom is emphasized, and to
that he pays no attention. But let
anyone call: Tom, it's dinner time!"
and forthwith he walks across the
room, reaches up with his paws, to a
tin pail, slaws 1t down and comes
bringing 1t in his mouth. Tom is pas.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13

which you say you started off, az
many stations as are Indicated by the
number on the disk opposite the flag
at which you began your course-in
clude that initial station in the count
If there were only one starting point
the finish would always occur at the
same station; but as any starting sta
ton at will may be used, the trick
may be made to appear more confus.
ing. If, instead of eight or any other
number, you should call the station
from which you start "one," and
count forward any number, and the
same number back again, you would
of course, bring up at your starting
point; whereas If you call the station
from which you begin your run
eight" Tor any other number, depend.
ing upon the station from which you
choose to starD, you will pass 1t on
your return, and go beyond il eight or
as many stations as will equal the
number of your starting point.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13

go away to some place from which he
cannot see what you do. Start an
imaginary bicycle along the track at
any station marked by flag Begin
ming with the number on the disk op-
posite the flag at which you start (say
eight at the bottom of the illustra.
tom, and calling the next station
nine" (even though It is marked
three, II you are counting to the right,
count the stations as you pass them.
Go as far as you please, then return,
stopping when the number of flags
you have passed coming back reaches
the same number as that at which you
stopped in going forward and the sta
ton master, on being shown the sta
ton from which and the direction in
which you started, will be able to tell
you where you finished your return
journey.
Begin, for instance, at station eight,
at the bottom of the illustration; call
this station las 1t is marked) eight"
the next, say to the right, nine"
(never mind what 1t is marked), and
40 on until you have gone forward as
far as you care to (say until you have
counted TO 10, that is, at the disk FIVE
at the right, near the top. Now return,
calling the flag from which you start
back again "one," and reckoning each
flag you pass as an additional one until
you have counted number equal to
that at which you left OFF in going for
ward namely l5), and the station
master will astonish you by telling
you that your course is finished at the
disk in this case marked seven, at the
upper left.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
JUST PART OF THE TREATMENT.
Youthful Physicians "Biuff" That Hap.
PLY Convinced Patient.

81 believe" said DR.. John NJ. Kitch.
en-, Il was the first physician in north.
ern Indiana to make use of chloro-
form. ! was young fellow. not much
past Fl years old, the ink hardly dry
on my sheepskin. when man came
into my office to have an aching tooth
pulled out.
81 had small bottle of chloroform,
and with the hardihood of youth I
made up my mind to use II. He read.
lily went under the influence of the
new anaesthetic, pulled manfully and
the grinder came out. waited, but
the patient did not return to conscious.
ness. was badly frightened, and
hastily selling a bucket with about
two gallons of water in 1t poured II
over him. Gasping, he came out from
the influence Of the chloroform. Then
he wanted to know what meant by
giving him such soaking.
mastering all my professional sang
froid calmly replied: That, sir. is a
part Of the treatment and he went
away, greatly to my relief, entirely
satisfied. "-Indianapolis News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
BUILT UP
Right Food Gives Strength and Brain
Power.

The natural elements of wheat and
barley, including the phosphate Of pot
ash, are found in Grape-Nuts, and that
is why persons who are run down from
improper food pick up rapidly on
Grape-Nuts.
My system was run down by excess
slve night work." writes a n. Y. man,
'in spite of liberal supply OF ordi.
nary food.
After using Grape,Nuts l noticed
Improvement at once, in strength, and
nerve and brain power
This food seemed to lift me up and
stay with me for better exertion, with
less fatigue. My weight increased 20
lbs. with vigor and comfort in proper
ton.
When travelling l always carry the
food with me to insure having It,"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read THE Road to Well.
ville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
Interest.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Passing Illustration,

Arthur Deerin Call tells good
story OF Prof. Billy Phelps OF Yale, as
the popular professor OF English lit.
erature is called by the boys. II seems
that one of the professors classes had
INDUCED in a discussion of logic. and
In the midst OF 1t the Second company,
governors foot guard, marched by In
gala attire, with band playing and
colors flying. The class adjourned to
the windows to see the parade. After
a moment Of watching Prof. Phelps re-
marked ofythe physique of the troops
and observed dryly:
Gentlemen, there is a first rate ex.
ample of just what we have been dis.
cussing, the undistributed middle"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Cure for Criminals.

Physiological circumstances may
totally change the character. as, for
instance, mental disease, and even
slight injury to the brain. 1t is this
latter class OF criminals-vicIous by
accident-that has so far come under
surgical treatment. There is no rea.
son why we should not attempt the
same operation on those congenitally
deformed-that is, on the typical pro-
fessional criminal, whom so far all
methods OF reform and all varieties
and measures of punishment have
tailed to cure.-Dr. Hollander, In
Strand Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Cloudy Mirror,

A mirror may have become cloudy
from either of two reasons-the sur.
face may have become covered with
fine scratches, or else too strong a
light falling on it may have damaged
the silvering. In the former case the
scratches may be almost completely
removed by rubbing the part affected
with piece OF soft leather moistened
with water and dipped in jewelers.
rouge. II you have much to do 1t will
save time to set up bun wheel made
of wood and grind out the scratches
with fine pumice stone and water, and
then polish with felt buff and rouge
with water.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13

who had taken her parents there
years before. The mother had been
watch-cat, able to keep guard over
a tent, miaouing II a strange step
came, and. of course, her children
were very bright. When the Churchill
cat was told to go play the piano."
she would Immediately walk back
and forth upon the keys of the baby
grand in the boudoir. Now sit for
your picture!" meant to assume a de.
mure position. with her paws in line,
her tail neatly curled around them
and her head nicely bent to one side
as IL trying to look pleasant"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
LOOKING FOR COMFORT.
She Said So. ANYWAY.

The young man who was endeavor.
ing to win the favor Of Bobby's pretty
sister met the boy on the street one
morning and greeted him with much
cordially.
"Er-do you think your sister was
pleased to know had called the other
day." he was at last forced to ask.
bluntly. after several efforts to guide
Bobby's conversation in that direction.
"Sure!' said Bobby, with gratifying
promptness. Il know she was.
heard her say so.
when she came home mother said,
MIR. Brown called while you were out,
and she said. He did? Well, I'm glad
OF that "-Youth's Companion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13

ed for a moment that, while Terpsi-
chore has any votaries in any civilized
land, this enhancing form of saltation
will stand unrivaled? Every year ex-
perts in the art of dancing meet to
devise and try saltatory novelties.
They come and CO. Some endure for
a season, Others have longer vogue,
but the waltz goes on forever. It
holds les own against all others
There is none like 1t, none," none
that has inspired such haunting me-
lodies, none that has danced away SO
many hearts. .,L.I.,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
ALLOWED TO CHOOSE MATES.
Privilege That 10 Accorded to French
Female Convlcts.

French female convicts have one
privilege that female convicts of other
countries do not enjoy-they are al
lowed to get married. But the hus.
bands must also be convicts. Every
six months a notice is circulated In
the female penitentiaries calling upon
all women who feel minded to go out
to New Caledonia, in the South Pacific
and be married to make application
to that effect through the governor.
Elderly women are said to be prompt
In making such applications, but they
are not entertained. as the candidates
must be young and exempt from
physical infrmities. The selected can
didates have to sign engagements
promising to marry convicts and set
tie In New Caledonia for the remain
der OF their lives. On these conditions
the government transports them and
gives them an outfit and a ticket-of-
leave when they land at Noumea.
Their marriages are arranged for
them by the governor OF the colony.
who has selection of well-behaved
convicts for them to choose from. and
each girl may consult her own fancy
within certain limits. for the pro-
portion Of marriageable men to wom-
EN- is about three to one. Sometimes
wardeRs or free settlers have wooed
a pretty female convict, but before
being permitted to marry her must
place themselves in the position Of q
ticket-of-leave man and undertake
never to leave the colony.-The Path
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13

sionately fond Of music. At the cry
Of Hand organ!" he climbs to a high
window seat, but at the words Here's
a dog!" he sinks under a desk
One of the most accomplished cats
In England belongs to Lady Randolph
Churchill 1t is Maltese Angora,
without a spot. and with a particular
ly cunning face. This cat was brought
for the late Lord Randolph Churchill
during that year or two when his
strong mind failed and every effort
was made to amuse him. He was
afraid Of dogs. taking sudden terror
at the sight of them, but Miss Angora
just pleased him. She was sent from
India by an officer in that country
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Amended.

The editor was dreaming in his
den" when the door opened and a
rather stern-yisaged woman entered
without apology, says a writer in the
Baltimore Sun.
"Will you kindly explain" she be.
gan, grimiy, thrustlng newspaper
clipping under the editors nose, why
your reviewer refers to my recent
book as History Of Female Suffrage
by a New Historical Writer'?"
Quite unpardonable,' said the ed,
itor gravely, "Of course the word
should be spelled with a ~"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13

afternoon, and on being demonstrated
with, declared, II the king of England
deliberately chose to stay there In.
cognito, It seemed to her bad manners
to treat him as royalty. The funny
part was the king, while accepting the
logic OF the argument, did not seem
pleased with her behavior in remain.
ing seated at his entry when all the
other occupants of the room stood up.
The lady's name? Well, that Is dis.
creetly omitted from the tale, although
the king inquired who she was!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Peruna Is nor a nervine nor @
sfin1uLanL II benefits the nerves
by benefifinQ Digestion.

>$>>>>S->
Peruna frees the stomach OF ca
tarrhal COMPOSITIONS and normal diges.
ton is the result.
In other words, Peruna goes to the
bottom Of the whole difficulty, when
the disagreeable symptoms disappear.
Mrs. ]. c. Jamison, Wallace, Cal,
writes:
II was troubled with my stomach
for six years. Was treated by three
doctors. They said that had nervous
dyspepsia. was put on q liquid diet
for three months.
II improved under the treatment,
but as soon as stopped taking the
medicine, ] got bad again.
81 saw testimonial of man whose
case was similar to mine being cured
by Peruna, so l thought would give 1t
a trial.
81 procured a bottle at once and
commenced taking It. have taken
several bottles and am entirely cured"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Puzzled the Tramn.

TITS strange" remarked the tramp,
examining the rents in his garments,
Il never felt any liking for dogs what,
ever, yet they nearly all become
strongly attached to me as soon as
they zee me-"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Get a Patent.

Your invention may be valuable and
should be patented. Send for free in.
formation and advice to II. ]. ROBIN.
SON, Patent Attorney. p. o. Box 544.
Salt Lake City,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Second Sight on a Bicycle Track.

Try It and see. The secret of the
trick, explains the Pittsburg Dispatch,
is as simple as the rule that governs
the track. All the station master,
therefore, has to do is to count along.
in an opposite direction from that in
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Pedestrian Won Out,

lie Matin," the Paris paper. re.
Gently made a series OF interesting ex-
periments. Four OF its stan started
simultaneously from the office of that
paper for the opera house. One gen.
tleman was In a motor, another in a
cab, a third In an omnibus. Tho
fourth, who walked, was an easy win
nor
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-13
Centenary Of the Waltz.

The waltz is celebrating its centen.
airy this year. Immortalized by Lord
Byron. 1t has during the whole of its
existence taken precedence of all other
ballroom dances, and is It to be doubt.