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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-26
RAINS HAVE
INJURED COTTON CROP

and calls for the ginner's receipts to
date, he refers to the number on the
last bale, say SOL or 507, or any num-
Der above 500, thus padding the re-
ceipts and deceiying the Government.
the. cotton broker, the spinner and all
most every body else, except himself.
and reducing the price of the staple
in proportion to the over estimate
placed upon the crop.
Some of the farmers are making
complaint, and unless some rule shall
be made and enforced by the several
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-26
MANY new TOWNS
Being BUILT NOW

Winnipeg. August 26.-Numerous
municipalities are now being formed
throughout the Canadian Provinces Of
Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta.
These new centres of population must
add largely during the next five years
to the present demand Of these parts
for steam road rollers, scrapers. fire
appliances, lighting installations and
other items Of the usual municipal
equipment; and there are also large
contracts. definitely in prospect for
well-boring. grading of highways. drain
age and other public works.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-26
NORTH STATE FARMERS.

Raleigh, N. c., August e.. Farmers.
dairymen, tobacco planters and cotton
growers Of the old North State today
began three days session at the
State Agricultural and Mechanical Col
lege.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-26

Why do you sit with Mrs. Virgins in
the cabbage patch and never have your
sewer connected up and your plumbing
done. Call Cumb phone 25t and we
viii attend to your troubles. 8 10 St
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
30 BUSHELS OF OATS
TO THE ACRE.
WHAT MR.. KALTENBRUNNER HAS
TO SAY ABOUT HIS GRAIN
CROPS IN CENTRAL
CANADA.

Writing from Regina, Saskatche-
Drummer writes:-
Some years ago I took up a home
stead for myself, and also one for my
son. The half section which we own
adjoins the Moose Jaw Greek; is a
low, level and heavy land. We put
in 20 acres of wheat in stubble which
went 20 bushels to the acre, and 30
acres of summer falloW, which went
rs bushels to the acre. All the wheat
we harvested this year is No. Hard.
That means the best wheat that can
be raised on the earth. We did not
sell any wheat yet, as we intend to
keep one part for our own seed, and
sell the other part to people who want
first class seed, for there is no doubt
if you SOW good wheat you will har-
vest good wheat. We also threshed
1900 bushels of first class oats out of
l60 acres. 80 acres has been fall
blowing, which yielded 80 bushels
per acre, and so acres stubble, which
went 80 bushels to the acre. These
oats are the best kind that can be
raised. We have shipped three car
loads of them, and got SO cents per
bushel clear. All our grain was cut
in the last week Of the month of
August before any frost could touch it.
Notwithstanding the fact that we
have had a late spring, and that the
weather conditions this year were
very adverse and unfavorable, we will
make more money out of our crop
this year than last.
For myself l feel compelled to say
that Western Canada crops cannot be
checked, even by unusual conditions"
Information regarding free home
stead lands in Manitoba, Saskatche~
wan and Alberta may be had on appli-
cation to any Canadian Government
Agent, whose advertisement appears
elsewhere. He will give you informa-
ton as to best route and what it will
cost you to reach these lands for pur'
poses of inspection.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
MOCK ORANGE BUSH

The mock orange" of Philadelphus
is popularity known as "syringa,' and
the latter is the botanical name for
lilac. The mock orange family COM
prises about 80 species of hardy, orna-
mental shrubs varying in height from
to 20 feet, many of them admirably
adapted for the decoration of home
grounds.
Perhaps the most widely-grown va
riety of those known to the old-time
gardener as 'syringas" is Philadelphus
grandifiorus, which grows about six
feet high and has large white sweet
scented flowers which appear in June.
Common mock orange (P. Coronarius),
reaches about ten feet in height and
blooms in May or June and is very
fragrant, The flowers are pure white
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

and are borne in dense clusters, often
so numerous as to bend the branches
down to the ground,
Gordon's mock orange (P Cor
donianus), is native of the United
States and in good ground often
reaches 10 or IL feet in height. 1t has
pleasing green foliage with grayish
brown branches. The flowers are
"h:te and produced in great abun.
dance. They bloom in June or July in
central ATTITUDES.
This plant thrives in almost any
well-drained soil and often does well
in the shade of trees and buildings
Pruning should be done after the
shurbs have Powered, as the blossoms
appear on the wood of the previous
years growth. By pruning the shrubs
can all be kept within fixed limits OF
growth.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
BUYING PAINT BLINDLY.

Many people look upon paint buy
ing as a lottery and SO it is, the way
they do it. 1t is not necessarily so,
however. Pure White Lead and lin
seed oil are the essential elements of
good paint. Adulterants in white lead
can be easily found by the use of a
blowpipe. Authorizations in linseed oil
can be detected with a fair degree of
certainty. See that these two elements
are pure and properly PIT on and the
paint will stay put.
National Lead Company, Wood
bridge, Building, New York City, will
send blowpipe outfit and instruc-
tons for testing both white lead and
linseed oil, on request.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
LYDIA E. PINKHAM

Nature and a woman's work COM
bined have produced the grandest
remedy for woman's ills that the
world has ever known.
In the good old-fashioned days of
our grandmothers they relied upon
the roots and herbs of the field to
cure disease and mitigate suffering.
The Indians on our Western
Plains to-day can produce roots and
herbs for every ailment, and cure
diseases that battle the most skilled
physicians who have spent years IN
the study of drugs.
From the roots and herbs Of the
field Lydia E. Pinkham more than
thirty years ago gave to the women
of the world a remedy for their Pc
culiar ills, more potent and ettica-
cious than any combination OF drugs.
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is now recognized as the
standard remedy for woman's ills.
Mrs. Bertha Muff, of 515 NC. ST.,
Louisiana, Mo-, writes:
Complete restoration to health
means so much to me that for the sake
of other suffering women l am willing
to make my troubles public.
"For twelve years [ had been suffer-
ing with the worst forms of female ills.
During that time had eleven different
physicians without help. No tongue
can tell what suffered, and at times /
could hardly walk. About two years
ago | wrote Mrs. Pinkham for advice.
1 followed it, and can truly say that
Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable CoAn-
pound and Mrs. Pinkham's advice re-
stored health and strength. 1t is
worth mountains of gold TO suffering
women"
What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound did for Mrs. Muff,
it will do for other suffering women.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
Takinu His Measure.

do you ever drink to excess?' asked
the girls father.
ST never touch liquor of any, kind
sir"
How about tobacco?"
"T do not smoke. I have never had
a cigar or a cigarette in my mouth"
Ever gambler"
Never. do not know one card from
another"
"I suppose you swear sometimes?'
mo, sir. An oath has never passed
my lips"
'Um. All right. Come out and have
a stick of candy with
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week tc
Northwestern Inventors

Reported by Lothrop & Johnson
patent lawyers, Oil Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, Mimi: A. Ahlberg
st. Paul, Mimi, door-catch; A. E
Bergquist, Lindstrom, Mimi, straw
berry picker; J. G. Hollingsworth
Lebanon, S. D., grab-tool; M. Joachim
Mazeppa, Mimi, animal trap; G. L.
lie Vesconte, st. Cloud, Mimi, ram; f
G. Schuldt, st. Paul, Mimi, door move
ment regulator; J. M. Smith, White
Park, Mimi, combined truck and jack
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

ever made a garden knows that these
roots are the toughest found any
where.
During August and September it is
usually uppermost in thin, old pas
lures, meadows and lawns, but stops
suddenly with the first hard frost of
autumn, leaving vacancies to be filled
the next spring by another crop of
crab grass, or some other kinds of
weeds.
This plant resembles Bermuda grass
in some respects, but crab grass is an
annual, and Bermuda perennial with
very stout, creeping and underground
stems.
There is another grass becoming
very common in thin lawns and mead
OWs, known as small crab grass. Pan
iCum linearie, having much the habit
of the weed above mentioned. Note
now two differences: The first takes
root at several joints and has very
tough roots; the second has no roots
from the joints. Stems of the first
are more or less erect; stems of the
second are PROSTATE, spreading about
equally in all points of the compass.
In other respects they are much alike.
The constant use of the hoe is about
the only practical remedy. Being all
annual, it can be destroyed by pre-
venting it from going to seed for a
few years.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO, ga
LUCAS CoUTY.
FRANK ], CHENEY makes oath that he 10 senior
partner OF the firm Of F. j. CHENEY & Co., doing
business in the City Of Toledo County and State
aforesaid and that said firm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE -
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence,
this 9Th day OF December, A. D., 1886.
- A. W. GLEASON,
SEAL NOTARY PUBLIC.
1921
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally snd acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials. free.
F.J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists 15c.
Take Hall Family Pills for constipation
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
Use of the Iron Shutters.

Isaacs-I see you half put iron shut
tiers on all der windows of your new
building.
Abrams-Yes--in case of fire.
Isaacs-But dere are no buildings
next door to keep der fire out from.
Abrams-Ah, in case of fire in my
building der iron shutters will keep
der fire in.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

Mr.. Stockton Bonds-Noah was a
wonderful financier.
Mr.. Dustin Stax-How so?
Mr.. Stockton Bonds-He floated a
stock company when every one else
was forced into involuntary liquida-
ton.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

the entrance of a stately or formal
building. The cuts give an idea as to
how the gate is made. The two up
rights and the cross-piece on the top
are of locust. All the rest is of cedar.
Parts of the smaller branches have
been left on the pieces that go to fill
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
What She Thouuht,

We were talking about honors, and
/ hear dthe story about Sir Lawrence
Alma-Tadema, R. A, when he was
knighted.
oh" said a lady friend, dear Sir
Lawrence, I am SO glad. I suppose
now that you have been knighted
you'll give up painting and live like a
gentleman"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

fed, of course, to
fit the surround
ings. This one is
between two ce-
dar trees, and
from it a winding
path leads to a
pretty rustic cot
tage. Such a gate
would be entirely
ont of Mace at
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

to plant a garden. The seeds once
covered in the mellow soil are left,
possibly almost forgotten, from two
to four weeks, while the young onions
beets, lettuce, radishes, parsnips, salsi-
fly, make feeble Roadway and are al
most smothered by weeds, chief
among which is most likely the grass
here illustrated. Not satisfied to have
one set Of fibrous roots for a single
plant, the branches lop over onto the
ground and other sets of roots grow
from the joints Everyone who has
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
HOYT's HEADACHE AND NEURALGIA
COIRGNE

A harmless and refreshing remedy
that quickly relieves headache neu-
ralgia, nervousness, faintness, eXhaus-
ton, sleeplessness; used only by in
haling and outward application. For
sale by all druggists. 25 and soc bot
ties
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
Where He Was.

Caller-Is the professor of applied
physics in?
Boston Butler-No, sir. He is at
present occupying the chair of applied
ather.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
A Sad Awakening.

A Kentuckian with huge whisk,
lug asked a countryman to take him in
. wagon a few miles over a hill, adding,
GLOW much will it be Worth?'
"Oh, a couple of drinks out of that
ing will be about right" said the coun-
tryman.
After the journey had been made and
the driver had taken "swig," he said:
Stranger, L am peaceable man, but
unless YOU want to be full of lead to-
night you had better find out a new
way to carry your molasses. '-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
SAVING Thinqs.

Bacon-Do you think it is proper
for man to say things behind his
wife's back?
Egbert-Well, if he's trying to but
ton her dress, how can he help it?
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
An Unfamiliar Aspect,

What makes this grub look so out
restaurant.
'The pure food law" answered the
head waiter, with a courtly bow.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
Higher Up.

'T don'think ~! be an actor when
grow up, mother"
why not, dear?"
Il think I'd rather be a window
cleaner after all"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
She Couldn't Ohev,

Maggie calling upstairs) THE gas
stove went out, mum.
Mistress-Well,- light it!
Maggie-It went out through the
roof, mum.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

One day recently there entered the
office of Philadelphia real estate man
a tattered and forlorn girl of fourteen
or thereabout, who sided up to his
desk with a memorandum book in her
hand.
Ordinarily the Philadelphia is the
politest of persons, but this day he was
so busy that he knew not which way to
turn, So, with a swift glance from the
corner of his eye, he said rather sharp
~, We'll what do you Want"'
Mister, please buy a chance on our
go-cart," pleaded the girl, hesitatingly.
Your go-cart!" repeated the real es-
tate man, who is a bachelor. What on
earth could I do with a go-cart, even If
I should get it?'
"Oh, you won't get it, mister"
breathlessly came from the girl.
please buy a chance?"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
r. 8 DIP, WASH AND D1sINFECrANT
The Best and Cheapest,
GALLON MAKES LOO GALLONS.

Dip, wash or spray, l gal 75c; gal. So. %;
gals So. Write for 80 page booklet.
Ship US your Hides, Furs Pelts, Wool, etc.
N w Hide & Fur Co, Minneapolis, MINI.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
Not His Fault.

A first grade boy brought perfect
spelling papers home for several weeks,
and then suddenly began to miss five
and six out of ten.
How is this SOM" asked his father.
Teachers fault" replied the boy
How is it the teachers fault"'
"She moved the boy that sat next
to me"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
A FEW STORIES

Sir Oliver Lodge, the scientist. is
keen golfer and is a member of the
Sutton Coldfield and Felixstowe golf
clubs. He was taught the game at St.
Andrews thirty years ago by Professor
TAFT, who said. You don't play golf
with your muscles; you play with your
morals" Il hope added Sir Oliver,
after telling the story, mo one will con-
slider my morals are as bad as my
golf"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
CRAB GRASS
BY Prof. BeaI.

During the sunny days of May, al
most every person living in the cOun-
try has an annual attack of the fever
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

The laws we make for others are
often framed by the plans and loves of
our own lives.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

About the only person an apology
satisfies is the one who makes it.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
GARFIELD
Digestive Tablets.
At the Ticker.

From your druggist, or the Garfield
Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y. 25c per bottle.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

When a man tries to hide his relig-
ion he is wasting time covering up an
invisibility.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

Keep cIimbing.-It is easier to go
down hill than up; but consider the
bump at the bottom, and go the other
way
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

Feed the Calf WelI.-So much has
been said about skim milk for calves
that some people have a notion that
it is even better than whole milk.
Remember the COW in the days of the
calf's youth.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

Men fatter merely to protect them
selves from women who firt.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
Matter of Money.

A returning sportsman was met by
a friend who exclaimed, 'Halloa, old
man, had any luck shooting?" Il
should say I have" replied the other;
"shot seventeen ducks in one day"
"Were they wild?" asked the friend,
interested in the feat. "Well-no-not
exactly" responded the sportsman, Ebut
the farmer who owned them was"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gurus, reduces In
aammation aays pain, cures wind collie. CSC bottle.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

Only the shoemaker doesn't go
broke when he loses his awI.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

Begin GraduaIIy.-To get the best
returns from a team begin gradually
with the hard work.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

STACK COVERS, AWNINGS, TENTS,
Flags etc. For information and prices, writ
American Tent & Awning Co.. Minneapol
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

A finished orator ought to know
when to quit.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
Garb for Grooms.

Not long ago a large clothing house
in New York received a letter from the
remote Southwest to this effect:
What is the proper dress for a
groom in the afternoOn"'
The clerk who opened the mail re-
ferred the inquiry to the livery depart
ment, and the head of that department
dictated a brief reply:
Bottle green coat, fawn- colored
trousers, with top boots. silk hat and
cockade. We can make you prices"
In about a week came a plaintive
note:
L always knew it was expensive to
get married, but can't you suggest
something a little less elabOrate?'
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

The real test of a songs popularity
is the parody.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

A good taxidermist should be able
to turn out first-class stuff.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

People with that tired feeling are
sure to make others tired.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

How a man does hate to be CRATE
full for an ill-timed favor.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

Clean Feed Box.-Its both slOuchy
and wasteful to feed grain in feed
box that is not clean.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

BUY HOME ON CROP PAYMENTS
In the famous Red River Valley, Mime
sofa. Write to-day for full information.
S. J. Burcnard, Manhattan Bldg. ST. Paul.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

SHIP US YOUR CREAM TODAY.
or write for tags and prices.
The Crescent Creamery Co., st. Paul
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

TWO Stately Cedars Stand Guard.
durable, declares Farm and Home.
but decidedly attractive, because SO
perfectly in harmony with it's sur
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important to Mothers.
Miuht Be Either,

Mrs. Baker-My old school friend,
Mrs. Jones, writes me that she is just
beginning to live.
Miss Ann Teek-Widowed or di-
Forced.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
Revised Homestead Regulations

by which entry may be made by proxy ION Ger.
tain conditions), by the father, mother, son,
daughter, brother or sister of intending home
steader.
Entry fee in each case is $1,000. For pamphlet,
Last BestWest, particulars as torates,routes,
best time to go and where to locate, apply to
Z. T. HOLMES.
rs Jackson Street, ST. Paul. Minnesota.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

like this
against
initiating, mod[ or chickens but would turn larger
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07

WE PAY TOP PRICES FUK CREAM.
Cash every day. Write for prices and tags.
MILLER & HOLMES, st. Paul, MINI.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
His Winninu Hand.

Sir John Easthope was playing whist
in Paris and his opponents partner
was Lady Wyettville, a sharp, active
old woman of over eighty. She re-
voked, and Sir John, rising in his
chair, rasped out with anger, Madame,
you are a cheat" Her ladyship's eyes
flashed fire, and she rose from her
chair; but before anything else could
be done Sir John, who had quickly re-
covered his GOODNESS, said, Yes, ma
DAME you cheat abominably, and in
the course of long life I have"-lay-
ing his hand upon his heart" invari-
ably noticed that the handsomer a
woman is the more she cheats at
cards"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
The Spinal Cord.

A governess in giving physiological
lecture to some board school children
asked, What is the spinal cord?" Il
know, miss; the spinal cord is what
runs down all the way of you with
your head on top and your legs at the
end"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1908-05-07
Wanted Glory Divine.

Il want cents worth of glory divine"
said a flaxen-haired tot. looking in
tently at the clerk of a drug store.
Everybody within hearing of the in
fantile voice either laughed or smiled,
while Mr.. Brown, the druggist, looked
serious and appeared to be thinking.
Are you sure it is glory divine you
want? he asked the little one.
Yes, SIR was the prompt response.
For what does your mother want
it % was the next question.
ITO throw it around the room and in
the back yard" said the little tot in
nocently.
isn't it chlorcde of lime she wants?'
asked the drug man.
The little girl nodded her assent.