The sun., 1908-11-08
WO5sEN ARE WISE.
Thsy Kaow Seks Whan Tasy see II, and
30 DaSheI0rs Beoeme IIusbandS. :"

30 Daghel0rs Become BusDanos'
Y ANY man who thinks, q woman has nc
sensA Of humor. said Unols Henry. un.
limberine about e. worth Of complicated
gestures, deserves 70 be-say. any man
who ID 90 bald headed on the inside as 70
gnppose that women don't know JOKE
when they ses It deserves TO DO well
son, byeraoious. he deseryest 10 bemarried'
and that's ell there IL TO Il.
: -pid you sss thisf DID you read this
In the p6psr' By gum, it's corker.
Just listen here
IA young idiot goes and eblists In the
navy. \ They give him some blue clothes
md . black bye. Q slop bucket andfa light
JbfsAkfast, and set him to work improving
the acomplsxion Of the g. ,rboard watch
ahoy. Say, he was sore all over.
.ssHad q girl ashore too. Fact 10. she
put him Up 70 It. Well. sir. he was In and
he eohl q get out. 80 he nianicured the
brass work, learned TO say 'yessir' and
'Noeir, and click his heels and salute
every time any gold braid came along.
and eftsf awhile his time was up.
Il s'Thsp: slisten. mo moro discipline
he says No more bowling and scraping,
he lsAys. No more being afraid TO call
your soul your own he says. Not with
the girl on shore ready TO marry me.
he says. I'm through with discipline
and backing water for life, he says.
and he skiddoed right out of the navy
like he was almost human y
{ sThen. by gracious, what did he dot
Well. sir, by gum. he goes right Oh and
marries the girl. Think 1t over, son;
take It easy and get the meat out of IT..
That's right. 60 ahead and laugh. Honest,
now. can you beat ita y
sGoes right home. he. does. right out
OF the navy, and nharTies the girl. Never
waited 70 get the crick out Of his back even.
Tired Of discipline. he was. and he goes
right of and gets married. Wanted a
chance to call his soul his own. he did.
and as soon as he gets a living show he
beats 1t right out and becomes q husband.
Regular husband. by gracious. and before
that he was only o sailor,
'But the girl. son, the girl Wasn't
she the goodsf Can you ses itf poes !.
get to you, the whole business?
aThere she was, just an ordinary sort Of
a female woman girl person. Nothing
extra, understand. like as though she was
bigger than he was. or could throw
straight or anything. No, sir, regular
ordinary average girl.
And there he was. High and mighty
sort Of n male mar. Used 10 no out with
~ -, - : .o IL ~ a' 80 A. -
the ooys ana come oack witn the kathen,
jammer. stood up straight and looked
'em over, Regular unmarried man sort
o. el . suy. mouIoo slo : never 'ake ho'n'hs
''oM sni hoDuy, honoM
NOW, see. Fipe tne to1y nosSie.
She was over geven.s What chance would
she stand with him9 Nix. So what does
abe 40, sha r,,,,,,,a hin, full ~ aat ,vater
,..S--... g. n s,l -. :. -.
n.e,s.a .s.Ie. o1o IN nanas nun ossr 70 ,a,s tne
myrmidons CT the quarterback ana lets
them beat tho fear that cometh with
into him with q 10 inch
nm g. -, 4, %. ,-.nd II 20.
~. ' $500
'egu,ar ineooore hrerneI secoppFt'
IN en- she waits Tor him to come out.
Grins as he plunges over to her little
,ottaRe door. and when he says. will
vouy' she oets red IN the faca irving 10
frame up I oo oetcner ihei Ia some more
modest and retiring SORT OF language.
would she1 Would she be hisf
Would .sbep Holy &hopoine hoopskirts.
What in the name of senses 81 had she been
;rainIng nm ioI Mo9iu snS y i lisi
N li minute. II ene nae Got L a.reaoE oeciaeo
.nat ne was eone 70 20 ners now ~,
son, Mnah cnancS nss Hian sos asainse
gane p G M ss,.,s .aa., VI. 80. -. .;,o od,.
gIscioIs, ~ ,y ySu @ ~ N ~ s, siIv neg rSn. S,1..
gu got 70 elve Gun aH crSoM' iney 70
NIse' ~, moya ya t , we n nney ~ out % W
~ ss nsn.s S an1 "a ssh .hsrn .a'in NJ .. an
xouIdn't melt in their mouths. Along
y ne,,aop,, az ,s.tsnt W E leathare anJ e.pi,s
y n s3ue, NY ~ end hn Iochs % y. 80
~ II ~ Ms ins.oW srLa,I'. ;s.u -
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ttor t two oents I'd no In and give :em a