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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
DAY ADVISES NOT TO
WORRY ABOUT THE RICH

NEW YORK, April s.--Chancelor
Day. OF Syracuse university. in adj.
dressing the Harlem branch OF the Y.
NJ. c. A. said: Don't listen to the
sublime nonsense about a half adozen
men having taken ali the wealth OF
the country and put II into their peck.
cts. The Lord takes care OF those
men. He sees that they do not lIve
as long as Methuselah. They get rich.
they get fat. they get the dyspepsia.
and then they die They get foolish
FIRST. and just before they die they
give their wealth to their sons. nine
tenths OF whom are fools and go I'm
mediately 10 work TO get rid OF H..
"Then. too. their daughters distrib-
ute some OF II. Rags and tatters OF
royalty that the world has tried to get
rid OF because IL had no use for Them
come over here after the rich mems
daughters. And they sell themselves
and give-a bonus
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
Want Pastor Fired
Because He Joined
. Lodge Of Elks

POUGHKEEPSfE N. Y, April g.
The Pine Plain Baptists have just re.
ouested the resignation Of their pas
tor. Rev. Mervin ". Jacobs, because
he Joined the Poughkeepsie lodge OF
Elks. although warned beforehand by
his parishioners to keep out of the or
der.
Rev. M. Jacobs arrived at Pine
Plain q little more than year ago
influential leaders OF his flock told
him that the Elks kept a bar and sold
LIQUOR. The minister laughed and re
piled that he guessed not. A clique
was formed and active steps were
taken to depose him.
The opportunity came when Exalt
ed Ruler Geo. Kennedy. OF the POUCH
keepsle lodge, which has $50 mem
bers. appointed Rev. Mr.. Jacobs
chaplain. Straightaway the clergy.
man was asked to resign his pastor
ate but he refused. A meeting of his
congregation was called and after a
heated session a motion to ask him
20 resign was carried by majority OF
three. The preacher has submitted
his resignation TO take effect July |.
The minister refused to withdraw from
the Elks' lodge.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
The Lowest Prices Ever Made
By ANY House!

'prohsbly lover. prices, Than Will eyer.
again be offered.
Don't miss such chance as this!
II Is exceptionally is bona fde-and
undoubtedly the best opportunity you
will ever have 10 purchase a fine,
guaranteed instrument at fraction
OF its real value Come quickly and
get your pick OF the stock. All you
need bring is a small deposit--the
balance we will arrange in very easy
monthly payments.
Grinnell Bros Music House,
Sale now In progress at old store,
22t-223 Woodward Avenue.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
ZIMMERMAN QUITS;
BRITAIN WITHOUT
A PREMIER
FAILING HEALTH OF SIR HENRY
CAUSES ACKNOWLEDGMENT
HENRY AsouITH SUMMONED TO
SEE KING EDWARD.

LONDON. April 6.--Great Britain
has neither a premier nor a ministry
Sir Henry Campbell Bannerman' s
long expected resignation was Official
~ announced, having been urged TO
retire by his physicians who for over
q month have feared he might die
any moment.
AS the constitution of the country
provides no automatic successor, II
rests with the king to choose a new
head of the government, and as, in
accordance with custom and prece-
dent. the whole cabinet resigns with
the premier. no step 10 appoint a min
istry can be taken until Herbert III.
Asquith, the chancellor OF the exche-
quer, who has been summoned TO
Biarritz for the purpose has seen the
king.
The position of the country Is quite
unprecedented. there being no previ-
GUS example OF change in the pre-
miershIp while the sovereign was
abroad. Because of this, the course
OF procedure TO be followed Is In
doubt.
Sir Henry's condition remains UNI
changed. according TO the physicians
bulletin. The king, in telegraphing
his acceptance OF the premiers resig-
nation, conveyed an expression OF his
regret and esteem, with best wishes
for Sir Henry's recovery
Rumors and Predictions.
II is regarded now as practically
certain that David Lloyd George, pres
ident OF the board OF trade. will sue
coed Mr.. Asquith as chancellor, and
that Sir Edward Grey will retain his
portfolio as foreign secretary, but
nothing can be predicted with assur-
ance.
Among the interesting predictions
is one that Winston Churchill. under
secretary for the colonies, viii take
the place OF the earl OF Elgin as col
onial secretary and that Lord Tweed
mouth, first lord OF the admiralty. will
withdraw to accept some other office.
Mr.. Asquith's accession 10 the
premiership will be well received by
all sections OF his party. with the pos
sible exception OF the extreme radical
and labor men, who are inclined 20 see
In his imperialistic views the end OF
some OF their aspirations for socialis-
tic reforms.
Similar feelings are likely TO prevail
in the irish benches OF the house OF
commons, where he is not regarded
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06

his sugar beet interests, he says he
would support Secretary Taft.
Lansins--Justice c. BS'Grant. OF the
state supreme court, whose term ex
pires Jan. l, 1910. will not be candi
date for reelection. bur will retire and
live In Ann Arbor. Justice Grant u
72 years old
Battle Creek-W. l.. Wilson, default
ing secretary of the United Home Pro
tectors fraternity. has resigned as
president OF the DR.. Perkins Sanitary
Refrigerator Co. being 'unavoidably
detained. in the Port Huron jail. Mar
tin Hauser, president OF the Great
Lakes Dock & Dredging Co.. succeeds
him. Wilson's troubles do not effect
the company.
Ann Arbor-Twenty-fve U. OF M
freshmen. including the POSTMASTER
and speakers, are safe in the town
armory ready for the freshman ban
quet tonight. after spending 20 hours
on the roof OF the armory.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
YOUNG OHIoAN'S
AMAZING FEATS
DEMONSTRATIONS IN WHICH MANY
DEAF RECOVER HEARING IN
THREE MINUTES.

NEW YORK, April 6.-Some re-
markable demonstrations were given
in public today by L. I. Cooper. who
Is introducing for the first time In New
York the preparations which created
a sensation In other cities recently
visited by him.
Cooper is remarkable character
with peculiar and original ideas, and
the announcement OF his coming to
New York created widespread intes-
est
AS a consequence. when IL was
learned that he would appear in pub.
lie. the place selected for his head
quarters were crowded. some coming
merely 10 get glimpse OF the man
himself, others 10 test bis skill In
overcoming disease. AS nearly az
could be learned the facts in regard
to the demonstration were these:
AT 3 o'clock In the afternoon the
young man agreed TO show what one
of bis remedies would do for deafness
and agreed TO make any one present
who was afflicted with deafness hear
again in less than three minutes
There were many deaf people pres
ent and about a dozen of these were
given the demonstration. consisting OF
single application of one OF the
Cooper preparations.
The hearing OF these people was
then tested after an interval OF be.
tween two and three minutes. The
test consisted OF questions put to them
in an ordinary conversational tone al
distances varying from five to ten
feet.
The results were remarkable in the
extreme. Some OF these people who
were treated had been deaf for a nun
Der OF years When the first question
was asked, look Of amazement would
spread over their faces and they would
forget to answer the question AS the
questions were repeated the surprised
look would give way to one OF delight.
Many were so affected that they burst
into tears and were scarcely able 10
answer the question.
AT the request OF Mr.. Cooper, ques-
lions were put 10 them by their
friends, or by various spectators, in an
ordinary tone of voice. and the, ques.
lions we're readily answered.
In giving an account OF these DEM
onstrations. Mr. Cooper said:
There is nothing miraculous about
II. The remedy Is only affective In
cases OF deafness induced by q catar-
rhal condition. Such cases can, as
you see, be relieved at once. IL does
not follow that a man deaf from birth
can be made TO hear In three minutes.
or for that matter, In three years.
The preparation used is not the one
which which accomplish most, as my
New Discovery, as II Is called. and 10
which I owe my success, Is for the
treatment OF ali forms OF stomach
trouble and the general breaking down
OF the system that follows In the wake
OF diseases OF this character.
The stomach is the seat OF great
many troubles; for instance. my rem
edy will relieve thousands OF people OF
rheumatism In this city, simply by
getting the stomach In working or
der. - ,-------------
Many people seen who were present
az this demonstration assert positively
that Cooper undoubtedly made those
deaf people hear again.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
Also Organs, Piano-PIayers, Stringed
and Brass Instruments, Music
Boxes, ETC., Etc.
NOW IN PROGRESS AT GRINNELL BROS. OLD STORE.
aaI- aas WOODWARD AVE
Extraordinary Bargains Offered Close Out Balance of Stock at
Prices the Lowest and Terms the
Easiest Ever Known.
Easiest Ever Known.

We must sell these instruments and
sell them quickly, SO that We can con-
centrate our entire business at the
New Grinnell Building, which we
opened last week with complete new
stocks In every department.
The stock still remaining in our old
store positively will not be moved to
our new buildIng-it must be sold
where II stands and for what II will
bring. We have marked the instru.
ments, in plain figures. at even great.
er discounts than were offered during
our big removal sale. This means
unquestionabiy
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
TAINTED BREATH

Everyone should take care to keen
the breath sweet II IS personal mat
ter that should have constant at,.ntton
Nothing IL more disagrreabie To others
than person with tainted breath IL
" usually caused by simple neglect Of
natures laws. and IL without excuse.
Keep tho storlach sweet end the how.
els open with Reechapi's Pills. and the
breath - "a pure az an Infants. rad
taste In the mouth and coated tongue
disappear after Beerharn's pitts have
been used Take them occasionally al
sure preventive against tAints1
breath.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
Unparalleled Bargain. Giving
viii Mark This Sale!

We are giving values that are alb
solutely unapproachable. First cost
and present worth are not consider
ed: our sole object is to close out the
instruments and the prices are simply
irresistible.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
Senator Eikin5 Says
He Didn't Haze AndreDs
SHIFTED TO Philippine,

WASHINGTON, April 6.--Senator
Elkins has emphaticaily denied that
he had used his influence to have
Lieut.. Adolphus Andrews transferred
from Washington and assigned to
gunboat in the Philippines.
The denial was brought about by q
story from San Francisco to the ef'
feet that Lieut.. Andrews was hurry
ing east TO become rival OF the Duke
d Abruzzi for Miss Elkins' hand. IL
was said that two years ago, when
he was attentive TO Miss Elkins. tho
senator had him shifted 10 the Philip
pines.
Miss Elkins said the story was too
ridiculous TO deny.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
TAFT-QUITS CHICAGO
FOR OMAHA VISIT

CHICAGO, April 6.--After winding
up his visit with an auto ride In the
parks, Secretary Taft left for Omaha.
last evening. He made an address be-
fore the Order OF Railway Conductors
and attended luncheon given by
Yale friends.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
As 'MRs. 'M'KEES
HEART BREAKS, OLD
FLAME WEEDS
GERALD HUGHES. ONCE TILTED
RY FRIVOLOUS BUTTERFLY"
TAKES BRIDE WITH REPUTA'
TON OF MUCH SAME STAMP.

DENVER. Col. April 6.--While Cor
nelia Baxter Teyis Mckee was being
held up to scorn as selfish. frivolous
society butterfly. before the divorce
court OF Paris last Thursday, Gerald
Hughes. the sweetheart OF her girl
hood, was embarking upon the matri-
monial sea in Denver. where, nearly
eight years ago, she broke saort her
engagement with him TO marry Lloyd
Tevis, the California millionaire.
Hughes, the son OF Charles j,
Hughes. Jr., one OF the foremost cor
poration lawyers OF the west. after
mis- disappointment. devoted himself
To politics and law. His friends de-
clare6 that the shock OF his rejection
by CornsliA Baxter and her subse-
quent marriage TO millionaire near
~ drnxe young Hughes to desperation.
Since then Hughes has gone TO the
state senate and has been unusually
successful at the bar, but the disunc-
ton of having been Mrs. Tevis Nc
KEGS first love has chung TO him per
sistenuy. Many times he has been
congratulated, since the scandal OF
Hart Mckee's suit for divorce became
public, that he was rejected.
The town has been seized with so
cial commissions since IL mas learned
| that Mr.. Hughes would wed Mrs Ma
bel Maggie. and for three days the
wedding has been the talk OF Color
ado and Wyoming The reason foI
all the commotion has been that the
now Mrs. Gerald Hughes has been
through a divorce mill that hummed
with discord OF much the same tone
as that which is now decorating the
feelings and reputation OF Hughes
former sweetheart.
coachman Was Named.
Mrs Maggie was the daughter of q
boarding house keeper In Cheyenne
Her first husband, a wealthy whole
sale grocer OF the Wyoming capital
she divorced. charging drunkenness
and cruelty, 10 Offset which Nagls
! hrSught in the, name OF the family
coachman. With her liberal aiimoay
Mrs. Nagle continued to figure in so
ciety after her divorce.
Through her Washington friends she
secured an invitation to accompany
the Taft party TO the Philippines. LAS
year.
Mr.. Hughes took his bride TO the
residence of former Mayor Wolfe Lon
doner. one OF the finest mansions ir
Denver.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06
-Four Killed IN London Explosion.

LONDON. April 6.--The collapsing
OF two old tenement houses In Castle
ST.. near oxford, today. caused the
death OF four persons. and scores were
injured. While four dead bodies have
been taken from the ruins. d Is be
ligvef that many more are beneath
the debris. II is believed that a gas
explosion caused tine catastrophe.
Neishbors heard a loud roar. which
they Identified as an explosion and a
moment later the two houses were a
mass OF ruins The residents were
mostly German walters.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06

t<oo~ospn -. ana Grnftof Ave. Best
show In town for the money. Monsieur
DEWITT CreHes, plastiqua. art reproduce
lions. the masterpieces of Sculptures from
the salons of Paris. London and Berlin
ttikh class singing and dancing coined
the Following recognized vocaifsts: LII
Has knox. Efne knmmsn nnd Ed. Gold
em1th- Extra Added Feafurcs. Latest
Antmstea Photography. Balcony. &C.
orch<etfo, Toe. Continuous perfor inance
from 1889 60 1890 o. m.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06

Don't You know daT hshln' Is for.
hidden? Der cop'll pinch YER
"Gwan; I amt hshin: I'm teach,n'
de worm ter swlm.y--Exchange NJ
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06

as sure friend. OF home rule IN any
degree beyond giving ireland ..conrfoi
or her merely focaI' affairs. - = !. .s.-s:
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06

One trouble with the average mans
past Is that II refuses to stay past.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-06

The Two Former Weller Weight
tn MATTHEWs---~parr fastest
r0unds ever seen ON nny stage
Chorus Girls C0nteef Thursdny. Anna
, 1908-05-12
SOME OLD FAVORITES.
HYMN TO THE NIGHT.


By Henry w. Longfellow.)
heard the trailing garments of the
night
Sweep through her marble hallsl
1 saw her sable skirts all fringed with
light
From the celestial walls!
l felt her presence, by its spell of
might,
Stoop DER me from above;
The calm, majestic presence of the
night,
AS Of the one | love.
light,
The manifold, soft chimes,
That fill the haunted chambers of the
night,
Like some old poets rhymes,
From the caal cisterns of the mid
night air
My spirit drank repose;
The fountain of perpetual peace flows
there
From those cisterns flows.
o. holy night from thee | learn to
bear
What mar has borne before.
Thou layest they finger on the lips Of
care,
And they complain no more.
Peace, Peace! Orestes-like-I breathe
this prayer!
Descend with broad winged flight
The welcome, the thrice prayed for,
the most fair,
The best beloved night.
, 1908-05-12

Of Wyoming is the Lander State Jour
nal, of which Mr., John w. Cook is
editor and proprietor. He runs his
paper upon broad, independent
grounds. He caters to no class and
does not air his personal grievances.
In commenting upon the mission of a
paper he says:
Some people have peculiar ideas
regarding the mission OF a local news
paper. Some think 1t should be man
aged as a personal organ, to taffy the
editors friends and roast his enemies.
However other pagers may be con-
Quoted this one is primarily intended
TO give the news-all of 1t, not simply
what pleases the fancy of the editor
and his friends; but, as often occurs
in these columns, give the new baby
BORN 10 the family who never contrib
uted by word or purse to the support
of this paper the same kind of notice
rs that given the most steadfast sup
porter-why? Simply because nine,
tenths of the subscribers of this paper
care less than three whoops in a rain
barrel who the editor likes or dis
likes. What they want is the news
the more of 1t the better. If the edi-
tor makes a mistake as to what is
news of benefit to the community and
what is idle gossip and therefore det'
rimental, that is his misfortune; but
until men are born infallible the edi-
tor will continue to make occasional
mistakes like other mortals and take
the consequences"
, 1908-05-12
EASY TO CURE A
Just Breathe in Hyomei, the Dry Air
That Kills the Germs.

You can do exactly what G. ]. Ster-
ers did by using Hyomei. Read this:
After having suffered from chronic
catarrh for years for which / tried va
rious remedies without success, /
became almost discouraged. After
reading about Hyomei, l decided to
make n more effort to rid myself OF
the dread disease, and TO my great de
light l found the use of two bottles
of the inhalent sufficient to produce a
complete cure. now take pleasure
in recommending this remedy to all
sufferers from catarrh. &C. J.. Ster-
ers, Crown City, Ohio.
- We don't simply say Hyomei will
cure catarrh, but we say that the Lar
annie Drug company, the druggists,
guarantees ii to cure catarrh, or
money back. They do more-they
guarantee it to cure asthma, bronchi-
tbs, hay fever, coughs and colds. A
complete Hyomei outfit, Including in
haler, costs only S1.00, and extra bot
ties, if you afterwards need one, will
cost but so cents. Hyomei is a pleas
ant dry air treatment. You just
breathe 1t in, and as it passes over the
infiamed membrane, it kills the germs
of catarrh, and allays all Inflammation.
, 1908-05-12
GIVE ME THREE GRAINS OF CORN
MOTHER.

So
10y Ahielia biahoiolo Eo"arus''
1--WE me three grains Vi ooin
ohi9 thlee Slams Soin
II WIZ hsep 'he nue. me nave
I am dying of hunger and cold
mother
Dying of hunger and cold;
And half the agony of such c death
My lips has never told.
II mas sna"eu liNe d "oi at my heai'
moln +,
"A Woil tna' IS herce LOT Dioou'
All tne hNeions aay' anu inc night pe
Gnawing for lack of food.
| dreamed of bread ii my sleep
mother.
And the sight was heaven to see:
| woke with an G furnishing lip,
But you had no bread for me.
HOW oou,u | iooh 10 YOU
HOW couiu l LOOK TO you
When you were straving, too?
For l read the famine in your cheek,
And in your eyes so wild,
And | felt it in your bony hand,
As you laid it on your child.
ms queen mas iahus anu soiu'
nio'ner-
queen mas lands ana gold;
"nhe you are lorced 70 your elhi's
breast
A babe that is dying of want, mother,
AS l am dying now,
With a ghasly look in its sunken eye,
And famine upon its brow.
Wn"t mas poor ireiaho uone' mother-
M"at mas poor ireianu uone'
iha' the world LOOKS on INC see us
, 1908-05-12
MORE CASH FROM
FOREST RESERVES
WARREN INTRODUCES AMEND
MENT TO SECURE TWENTY
FIVE PER CENT.
Objection by Southern Senator With
drawn and Senate Adopts Bill as
MISUNDERSTANDING Diplomatic Re-
lations Between the United States
and Venezuela.

Washington, d. c., May 12.-Sena-
tor Warren, who is in charge OF the
agricultural appropriation bill, ar
ranged with Senator Fulton for the
introduction of an amendment giving
the states 25 rer cent of forest re-
serves instead of 10 per cent as here
tofore. A point of order was raised
by a southern member, but withdrawn,
and, on Senator Warren accepting the
amendment for the committee, it was
adopted.
, 1908-05-12


..,,n Iii, .o,al
-, ~. a.nrootatio. az tba yatua of
,hat. 81 .on4a. : ,,ardicf .,irocted
san,taa an1 u,hoitu a, v,,5ance
ny.rb h.. CO., - ,,o caco s,cb mon
thinL ~ no. have done a kind act.
h,,4 MN thoy roach tho bar OF that
tTd,n,an, where We shall he Judged
h.. tha oc,soonencea of our acts some
- ,hasa rocalcitr rant tnrors win be
astopisbed nj the inst penalty they
Will receive. Does it ever occur to
| them Thai tbe blood O., the murdered
man stains their hands AS II does the
,ro,rnd Of their locality ana cries on,
10 cod for vengeance I'm n far more
oractive WAY than anv of us have any
Idea of? crv that caused the issue
Of the universal law: Whose she'd
doth mans blood. bv man shall his
blood he she'd,
"Tha murderer Tbaw ought TO have
baen hing and in nv opinion Orchard
| ought IN he hung. and If I were in Or
cbard's Mace and God had led me to
n genuine repentance. as | believe He
led Orchard | would reouire that the
Law sbould hang me. / should want
TO nav the temporal punishment for
my deeds even ~ I did believe that
the eternal weight of IL had been
horne NV nv Savior If T do n neigh
bor n damage. although he NAV be
willing To forgive me- the act. any
mans righted conscience would re-
ouire that 7 would make what restitu.
tfon I could and the cry Of blood can
only no silenced nv the blood of he
man that shed Il"
Judge Brewer is right Dean Hart
Is right If murder is TO he stained in
this MN IL crime of all kinds is to
he lessened those who mt themselves
itbout tho naIe nj tbei,. dutv IN so
cietv must he made In feel the mighty
arm of ewIft r~etribuiva i-usfjce Not
one-third of tba wyoming murderers
have been sent TO the penitentIary
and defalcations mav he made almost
without fear OF arrest. Recently a
man spirlteo dynamite into the peni-
tentiary nj Rawlins and the result was
the killing oe a e1tard ard then the
suicide of tbe Assassin Later the
man who nassed in he dynamite was
arrested In Colorado for some minor
offensa hastily tried In tba face of a
reouisition from The governor of WV
ominp and in snite Of the order of the
governor of Colorado he Is now In the
- uu
, 1908-05-12
Tension in Diplomatic Relations

Willemstadt, May 12.-W. w. Rus
sell, the American minister II Venez-
uela, sailed yesterday from there for
the United States, where be will spend
his vacation of two months. That
there is a tension in the diplomatic
relations between the United States
and Venezuela was shown by the fact
that none of the Venezuelan officials
was on hand to bid Mr.. Russell good
hive
, 1908-05-12
FOR YOUR sunday DINNER

try the following delightful dessert.
cup English Walnut meats.
doz. figs, cut up fine
! 10c package JELL-O. any flavor.
Dissolve the JELL-O in a pint of boiling
water. When cool and just commencing
to thicken stir in the figs and nuts. Serv,
with Whipped Cream. Delicious. TIL,
walnuts. figs and JELL-O can be bough
at any good grocery. This makes enough
dessert for a large family and is very eco.
nomical.
, 1908-05-12

United States today. The troubles he
went to banana to settle are to be ad-
justed soon The boundary dispute
between Panama and Columbia will
be settled by arbitration. Among the
lombia and Nelson ]. Cromwell.
, 1908-05-12

For the small sum of so cents =
month you can get all the news Of
the world right up to tbs minute by
subscribing for The RspubliceN.
, 1908-05-12
viii Entertain westerners.

Washington, d. c., May 12.-Senator
Warren will entertain Governor
Brooks, Judge Carey and other Wyo-
ming visitors attending the governors
conference at dinner on Friday even
ing.