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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

Some one asked Max Nordau to
define the difference between genius
and insanity. We'll" said the al.
thor OF Degeneration. I" the lunatic
is. At least. sure OF his board aud
cIothes. : -
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
"ko Fundsi"

Soon after the battle of Leipsic a
wit observed that Bonaparte must be
IN funds, for he had received check
III the bapk of the Elbe."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
Wild Scene FolIows.

The scene following the end Of The
game was wild and picturesque. The
Army boys We're beside themselves
for JOY and after forming a line circle
with their flag in the center and then
running 10 the colors, marched around
the field headed by their band. A
stop was made in front of the Navy
stand where the Army cheered the
Navy, and The Navy cheered the
Army.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

~ Enslishu.an rs Griviu- On en-
C-tsise rzr in u-3iin. 8 feE dars
Gso. Notirinz the hOrs@ looksd
ga o. &c rsnaTkss 70 me 5arysy;
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

so performance at the Cairo opera
house on Friday, Dec. 4th. Prices So
rs 81 and $50. Seats on sale Thurs
day,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
THE SCORE WAS 6 TO 4
Concluded From First Pags.)

out of danger, but the Navy came
back with as fine an exhibition of of.
! fensive playing as one would wish to
see. tInerringly and consistently the
ball was carried forward by LANCE
who ran 20 yards by Clay and more
! often by Richardson until ii was in.
side of the ten yard line. Here the
Army braced. Having -four yards to
gain to make the first down, the Navy
decided to try field goal, which prov
ed easy for LANCE from the Is yard
line.
This fine work by the Navy made
things look brighter for the Midship.
men and the 500 Middes in the
stand started to sing "Oh, II Looks 70
Me Like a Big Navy Day"
During the remainder of the first
half little was accomplished by either
team. though both played hard to gel
within striking distance of their op
ponentss goal.
The Second Half.
In The first half OF the second per
iod OF the play the ball was always
in Navy territory. Annapolis would
try line plunging, and then a kick
TO midfeld West Point would also
try 10 advance the ball by line plung
ing and then return a kick. This was
kept up for long time. Finally the
army lost the ball on an on-sde kick
Lange making a pretty scop and run
OF Is yards TO his own 80 yard mark
He followed this with a 20 yard run
to midield and then the tide of the
tide Of the battle turned 10 the army
side, where it waged throughout the
remainder of half, The same tactics
We're employed, each side kicking the
ball after one or two attempts at car
rying it.
II was at this period of the game
that the only successful forward pass
was made. The ball was tossed by |
LANCE who used his left arm and the |
play gained only ten yards.
With the minutes passing rapidly |
he Navy began to play desperately to
get within striking distance to kick
| field goal and stop West Point
score, but the army continued to kick
he ball away from danger. Thus the
strife continued until the field judge
MARSHAL declared the game at an
md.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

Says Mr.. Hen Peck; 1T is not sgr-
prising that troubles never come sin.
gle: they are ali married"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
Generally.

A man can generally make bis wife
happy as long as he succeeds in con
yincing her that he Is jealous.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
II wnn DE Claimed So.

We defy the Chinese to show that
they invented the aeroplane e.S32
years go.-Chicaso News
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21
TROLLEY LINE TO GARFIELD.
City Solons and Business Men Consid-
ering Proposition--Wnrl Reunion.

Murray March 21--MUTray Cxty
may take action to build u car sys-
tenn to Garfield. The proposition was
considered at the last session of the city
council and met with such approval
that committee was appointed to look
up the feasibility OF such an undertake
ing. y great many of Murrays old
residents are now working at the Car
field plant smelter work being their
vocation. having followed this work
since Murray became a smelter city.
With comfortable homes established
here people desire to make this city
their permanent residence, and with
this fact in view and the hope Of keep
ing all good citizens here. the city
council has taken the Initiative in this
enterprising move. The committee APP
pointed will meet with the business men,
getting their views on the subject and
will ask their assistance in establish
ing such system. The men working
at the plant at Garfield cannot afford to
paw the heavy transportation charges
every evening ana they therefore re-
main away from home one and two
weeks at a time.
Marshal MauSS recommended the APP
pointment of William V. Morris us dep
uty mashal. The appointment was APP
proved by the council.
A petition was presented asking to
have the road that extends between
Fergus Testers residence and the Jor-
dan river improved so as to extingutsh
the pools of stagnant water that are 80
unsanitary there during the summer
months. The petition was referred to
the committee on improvements.
The road supervisor was instructed
TO grade Third avenue.
WARD REUNION.
The people of Big Cottonwood ward
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21
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NOT STRENUOUS NOR HARSH

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everything that has so faI been in-
dorsed for 'fat cure" that one can't
help hut marvel at the way It Is do.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21

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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21

per quarter in advance. and prohibits
them from selling liquor except on the
prescription OF physician
The ordinance making the curfew
age is years instead OF 49, came up for
its third reading, but was laid on the
table.
The city attorney was requested to
correspond with the governor and the
juvenile commission IN Salt Lake, In
order TO have a probation officer APP
pointed for Park city. This city is
under the Jurisdiction OF the juvenile
court in Salt Lake.
About so ladies belonging TO the Re
lief society celebrated the anniversary
OF the organization OF the Relief SO
ciety on the 18th with an appropriate
program.
The T. u. $. Church has just brought
To close most successful series OF
cottage meetings. In ALL 30 meetings
were held, and the attendance at each
meeting was from 10 to 40 people.
Floor good! Music good, Every
thing good Saltair, April 3.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21

greatly enjoyed the reunion that took
place there Wednesday,. Dinner was
served in the afternoon followed by an
excellent program closing with a
grand bah and refreshments in the
evening, The little folks were re
mcmbered on Thursday with dinner
and q dance.
NEWS BRIEFS.
Gustave Pearson of Woods Row last
Sunday was presented with fine L.
pound baby girl.
Two fires occurred here during the
week. The first one broke out about
10 o'clock Wednesday night in a shoe
SHOW near Poulson Bros livery stables.
A number of other frame buildings are
also standing there, but owing to the
prompt response of the fire depart
ment they were all saved with excep-
ton of the one mentioned. The second
one was grass fire near Ray Millers
home on state street, II threatened
Mr. Miller's home and once more the
fire department saved disaster The
fire ladies We're presented with a check
from Mr.. Miller.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21

ng its work. The rat falrly y, !
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.iDp 'ip-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21
PARK CITY.
CITY COUNCIL SESSION.
Druggist Ordinance Adopted-RelicT
Society Day--Cottagc Meetings.

Special Correspondence.
Park City, March 90 THE city coun-
ell mot last night In It's regular semi
monthly meeting. TWO small bills were
presented and ordered paid. The civ
attorney reported that the case of 1ohn
BaBnell against the city had been dis.
missed In the district court. John
Bagnell sued the city for 100000 on nc
count of his small boy falling into a
creek, which runs through the city,
and getting drowned. This case has
been ia the court for several years and
is now disposed Of
The retail druggist license which has
been thorn of contention came un
for the third reading last evening and
was finally disposed Of The ordinance
provides that retail druggist pay $3.50
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21
noArs 40 Goop ANYwAY.

"'rhe foregoing facts and conditions
Influenced me TO introduce house reso-
luton No. 264. and it is believed that
an official statement Of the facts there
In asked for would go a great way TO
disabusc the Illusions in the mind of
the Electric Boat company and their
agents and representatives technical
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21

merits of the boats they claim are so
good"
Mr. Lilley concludes with the declar-
alton that these boats have been most
expensive implements OF warfare with
out rendering any practical value in
return"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21

Floor good! Music good Every
thing good Saltair, April 3.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21
PROVO.
FoREsTERs' CONVENTION.
Electric Thcatcr Opening-Wedding
Permits---B. Y. u. Notes.


Permits--B. Y. U. Notes.
Special Correspondence.
Provo. Utah Co, March 21.-Com-
nencing Monday and for the next TOUR
DAVIS the forest rangers of the Forest
reserve will hold a convention mere at
the headquarters in the postoihce block
The object of the convention Is to
compare notes for the care and improve
ment of the reserves in general
ELECTRIC THEATER OPENING.
The opening of the Grand Electric
theater last night was highly gratifying
to the management. The building has
been remodeied both inside and out
side, being well ventilated and abso-
lutely safe to the public. The opening
night was given for the benefit of the
baseball team of the Il. Y. u. through
the kindness of Proprietor Scott, The
sum realized was $75, which was turned
over to the ball team TO buy the neees-
sary equipments.
Henry Lewis has brought action
against the Lehi Irrigation company for
$275 damages. The complainant alleges
that he was the owner of rs secondary
shares of the defendant company,
which were represented by certificates
Nos. 1856 and 17G, Issued to one p. w,
Madsen and by him duly Endorsed to
said Lewis. Being deprived of them he
seeks the above damages.
MARRIAGE PERMITS,
Licenses to wed were granted to the
following couples by County Clerk Gee:
Pratt Thomas of Palmyra, and jane
Robertson of Lake Shore.
Roland McQuivey of Provo and Glare
Soren of Salem.
Melvin Sheppard ana Laura Barney,
both of SpringVills.
A daughter arrived at the home and
gladdened the hearts of Mr.. and Mrs.
Jesse N. Cluff.
The concert given under the auspices
OF the Sixth ward Mutual association
by the musical department of the b. Y.
u. was of a high classical order and
fully appreciated by those who attended.
The Provo city teachers have express
ed their appreciation to the board of
education for giving them consideration
so early In the year, and the majority
of them have accepted positions FOR
next year. The following have been
employed to MI vacancies: Fay BIim-
han, Margaret Bean. Olive Maiben, and
Rosetta Baker.
b. Y. U. NOTES.
a few members of the faculty have
Joined with some townspeople and or
ganized a dancing club. The first dance
was held Wednesday evening in the So
cial hall.
School was dismissed Tuesday to al
low the students an opportunity To TO-
cmbellish the "Y." About 800 men
climbed the mountain side and ut $3.50 In
the afternoon the big letter smiled re-
isplendently. As the boys returned,
they We're met at the foot OF the noun
tain by the girls Of the school, carrying
huge lunch baskets. when a delightful
repast WAS served,
County Teachers institute was held
IN the College hail Saturday President
Brimhall gave a talk on the "Consolida-
tlon Problem" Much favorable COM
ment followed his discussion. Ia the'I
afternoon Prof Walter Cluff met with
the primary teachers ana discussed
literature for the primary grades,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-21
MURRA Y DEPARTMENT

evsY News delivered in Murray
and adyertlnE received once First
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-03
MOTORCYCLE CLUB
OFF FOR TWO-DAY
RUN FROM NEWARK
Start from William Street in
Afternoon and Will Ride
to Freehold.
PHYSICIANS TO HOLD
RUN NEXT WEDNESDAY
Will Take Trip from Orange to
Bernardsville and Play
Ball Game.

The New Jersey Motorcycle Club will
start today on a two days run. which
will last over Sunday. and which prom
Uses to be one of h most interesting
and enjoyable ever held by this live
and hustling young organization of two
wheelers.
The members will start from AZ Will
ride to Freehold, where the night win
be spent.
A second division, composed of men,
bers who find 1t impossible to start to-
day, will leave from the head of Lin
coin Park on Sunday morning, October
4, at Z o'clock n join the first con
tingent at Freehold about 11:30. The
united divisions will then take the run
to Asbury Park and journey home by
way of the coast roads, arriving in
Newark in good season for the Sunday
evening meal.
The run Is to be n designed for
pleasure only, and there will be no
element of competition to enter into the
sport whatever. The recent rains have
left the roads In perfect condition, and
the present season of the year is an
ideal one for the trip. The committee
having the affair In charge expect q
very large percentage Of the club MEM
bership to participate in the run
On next Wednesday,. October z, the
doctors of the Oranges will hold the
centre of the stage. for on this date
the Physicians Automobile Association
will hold a club run to Demands Inn,
Bernardsville, the occasion marking the
fall outing of the organization.
The committee In charge Of tho ar
rangements consists of DR.. Charles w.
Banks, DIR. Stephen G. Lee, DR.. y. w.
Lockwood and DIR. e. c.. Seibert. and
the plans which they have perfected
for an enjoyable days outing include
a dinner at the Inn, a baseball game
and field sports.
The baseball game will be the big
event of the afternoon, as q team COM
posed Of Drs. Smith, Banks, Freeman,
Bingham, Harvey, Graves, Bradshaw,
Runyon and Brown, will play a nine
made up of Drs. Ransom, Lee, Elmer
son, Gray, Knowles, Potter, Seibert,
Poor and Cater, and the physicians
expect to get a great deal Of fun out
of it.
The automobiles will assemble at
Military Park, Orange, and the start
for Bernardsville will be made prompt
ly at 10 a. m.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-03
GOOD ROADS INSPECTION.

Joseph H. Wood. chairman Of the
good roads committee Of the New Jer-
sey Automobile and Motor Club, ac-
companied by B. 8. Whitehead and Mes
tor Brewster, yesterday afternoon took
a trip to Harrison, N. J., In Mr. White
heads car to inspect the new dustless
pavement which Is being laid by the
imperial Road Company at the Harri-
son station.
Upon their arrival they were met by
w. B. Spencer, the vice-president of
the company doing the work, and were
Joined by a delegation Of the Union
County Board Of Freeholders, consist
ing of Benjamin King, Thomas J. Pier
son. Henry Krouse, Il. K. Adams and
Henry Weldon.
The party made a thorough examina-
ton of the finished portion OF the road.
while Mr.. Spencer explained the method
of construction and the materials used.
They all expressed themselves as favor
ably impressed with the results so far
obtained.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-03

touring car; Franklin G. Manley, 70
Washington terrace, East Orange, 30
horsepower Packard touring car;
Parce p. Williams, q Marin place,
Nutley, 16-horsepower Ford runabout;
James H. Slater, GA East Twenty
fourth street, Paterson, 2S-horsepower
Buick touring car; Carlton Graves, 70
Howard avenue, New Haven, Conn,
10-horsepower Ford runabout; John H.
DeHart, r. +. d. No. s, New Bruins
wick. horsepower Brush runabout;
Leo H. Fretz, Cedar Grove, 31s- horse-
power Marsh motorcycle; Harry e.
Smith. 221 Burnett street, East Or
ange, 5-horsepower Aster motorcycle;
Reginald M. Laird, As Stratford place,
Newark, S-horsepower Maxwell un-
about; Thomas A. Webb, so Seymour
avenue, Newark, 25-horsepower Stod-
dard touring car; George S. Coke, 349
High street. Newark, eo-horsepower
Napier touring car; Theodore f.. Rsyn-
olds, Prospect avenue West Orange,
40-horsepower Pierce touring car;
Thomas F. Graham. ass North Grove
street, East Orange, 35-horsepower
Jackson touring car; Ernest w. H.
Sprigge, corner Willett and Montgom-
cry streets, Belleviile, 15-horsepower
Ford runabout; James Cruso, 256
Washington avenue. Newark, 2-horse-
power Merkle motorcycles; Charles j.
Schmidt. 427 Chestnut street, Airing
ton, 22-horsepower Buick touring car;
E. C. Klipstein, 116 Prospect street,
East Orange. 5-horsepower Waverly
r%unabout; John t. Cook, 8 Wright
street. Newark. 24-horsepower Packard
touring car; William H. Walters 14a
Springdale avenue, East Orange, %
horsepower Wayne touring car; Fred
erick ". Kraemer, 70 East Sixteenth
street, Paterson, 20-horsepower Ford
touring car; DR.. Louis A. Koch, 20
Orchard street, Newark, S~-horsepower
REQ runabout; George Leith, SIS
Parker street, Newark, 15-horsepowe1
Ford runabout; Ernest A. Zillessen,
222 Harrison street, Passaic, 10-horse-
power Cadillac touring car; Elizabeth
L. Johnson, 377 Charlton avenue, South
Orange, 10-horsepower Cadillac touring
car; DR.. John H. Bradshaw, 81 High
street. Orange, S0~-horsepower Packard
touring car DR.. John H. Bradshaw. q
High street, Orange, 4-horsepower
Wavcrly runabout; Percy B. Goet-
schius, 81 North Eighteenth street,
East Orange. S-horsepower REQ run
about: William A. Wood. Ridgewood.
l4-horsepower Pope hight touring car;
Linkroum Auto Company. 2a9 Halsey