The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-20
DRIFTWooD
" PHIL M. AHMkTNoNf

That assault on Mir. Bryan's son-in- law by the Paris model is said to have been the result of. weii-laid plot
 None are so color blind as ,hos. who wili not see Hughes.
 Anna Gould and Heiie de sasan will his ssiSn rsis sDon w. ai Hsas o. bs Ssr soodiy stipend in sight. -.:7
 Men may come and men may go pu, women like to go forever or until the A burglar up east byoka inta a quarantined house the other night. Now look for him to break out.
 uIs,5.s: Ia ysa.Ss .fs ,ae.yy e vie cost. !" erns
 Harry Thaw is sore because the sheriff of Duchess County refuses to streets of Poughkeepsie. Is he or is he not insane,
 A girl in Pittsburg has drought . accepted an umbrella from him. That's what he gets for hot giving her pret- ty SIX stockings for rainy day. decided that school children cannot write verse. in which their school IS criticized. Now we can proceed with the Presidential election.
 An Iowa importer claims before the U. & government that eggs are live duty He Is right in some cases. Not few. eggs are very much alive on the interior.
 rl.. rnrs1.. ..,,r.1n naroatarv oY Mrs. Guinness contained the grave of many matrimonial hope.
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 France game very near hay. hsyirg iar,s a lem all on America. ..
 The first dress-suit even seen in Kan sas was in 1880. It fell into the hands was. plowed corn in 1t all summer.
 Eat. drink and be merry for tomor- row you pay
 The violet blue
 Some candidates
 Must be blue too.
 when you were sick with a cold the other day. what did you takeT "Ad- vice"
 Some mems idea of justice is to put in so much time agitating for an sight-honr law for themselyes that st i sit up 1i 1.Sii night with the babies: .. "Yes. our father got his start in SgTesd thsv the fTssS yoTIHs ss% sn to few thousand at the roulette wheels 'And, Judging from appearances. re- marked an old man in the corner. ''he's going to get his finish that way"
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 will settle down thankful that 1t Is all over.
 At Columbus Ohio boy dropped dead come from Birminghan either. q observe" said Hsmlocl Holmes. the great detective. that Mrs. Gum ness was of a fery disposition.'
 "Maryelous-- :magni6cent" murmur- operandi do you arrive at this physco-
 Eit's very simple gentIemen-I mere position from the fact that she burned si'TfS Then q hush@fell over. the company 2 silence porn of respect for, the Pre. SSHtsnsisd the most intricate proS. iems in criminal history. s.'.
 "we are part of the divine nebulae' says Father Hubbard. But. by the way Hey?
 he is dead, but he doesn't get any thing when he is dead broke but the oculist is never satisfied until you buy a new glass-front.
 A scientist says. the center, of the feiligent race of people,. An Inteiii- Wheeler wilcox and Ebert HuObard- bahl .-
 A man who swallowed a penny 50 years ago has just died from the ef- fleets of 1t. The safest plan is to spend =, Don't mind those author amateurs. For everywhere you'll find 'em.
 Just leeve 'em alone and they'll come
 And bring their tales" behind 'em. r.. 'When" Poems. When Mabel swings the Indian clubs, When Mollie loops-the-loop. When Nellie dons her Sunday duds When Miily soups the soup. I'm sick of these When Poems"--
 Aren't you tired of 'em day by day? l. When Susie drives her auto car, When Sophie goes to town,
 When Sarah plays the mandolin. When Madge oakes biscuits brown The When Poems" depict all scenes Within the 10 cent magazines. l. When Geraldine a two-step does When Josie combs her hair. When Bessie trips away to church When Sadie climbs the stair. These When" Poems are quite the 20
 In Ladies Magazines you know!
 A WASHINGTON VIEW.