New-York tribune., 1908-07-12

bail anv more I've bruised nv knuckles terribly
"Gwan'" says L. YOU keep lumpin at it, or
You'll be bruised somewhere else
Saw. he 5 got a streak of OCher N him as thick
as the custard in a pie But / made HIM swing that
dipper until the old tub run her nose on the sand,
and at that he was the first one 10 hop out The
rest of us follows, eavIn the launch n the surf
Maybe we want a slOshy quintet, Miss Sally
was the gamest of the bunch While Ogden IS
moanin' about how damp he is she laughs and says
it's the first time she's ever been shlpwrecked IN
the mountains, and ain I It fun ttTan says We
thank stars aim IN the bottom OF the
lake. also that he's got to go home and II We oIer
the shore couple of miles We II get to the camp
IT'S good and dark then; but the storm IS about
over and pretty soon the moon tries to Ieak
through the clouds; We takes vote on H. and
the decision IS that we try 70 make tne camp
For an evenin' stroll that was little the punkest
ever took part in Where there was str1p OF sand
it was all lovely; but mostly 1t was Ike tryIn 70
pick your way through swamp And -" hen Cnce
Hi called it two miles he didn't do i, half justice
We gettin' along fairly well. though. when tne
maid falls over stump and spra1ns -er ankle %
bad she can hardly walk Course, there only one
thing TO be done.
Here You. Ogden says 1, get hold on the
other side there and help
oh, really now, / cawn't do II. you know
whines Oggie I'm hardly able to get along oy
myself Why not leave her here until s1- rested
What says l. Give her the --d SnaAe'
Why, you saffron hvered-
Never mind, ~ saws Miss Sally, j j lake IAe
other side. We can manage. -
Well, We did it; but III never tell E.- now an
I've got Is a kind of haZv recolectDr .- p.uisLI,
through bushes, falln over logs, -.i SOSnIn
through water for hours with talntlr. -rl on ole
and pluc>y on the other SIDE u ner.
FINALLY we hears pianOla goin t-;- ety-'uinP
off somewhere ahead. Then | et- .Ht d ley
warwhOops until they come out with -.trnS ana
escorts us up on the porch. where ---v cro"1
around and all asks fool questions al -' W..
But where on earth have YOU been SAYS NIN
Bleecker Fish
Bubble ridin' with Henri until the .,e bu ST.,
saws / then boat ridin' with Uncle hiram INN
We ran down the p int; and since then vt t,Is
promenadin along the shore OF your ~ -@A'.
Wasn't Ogden with YOU: puts IN ; ne II
Was he!' says Miss Dressler- Il .'u eoa1
have seen"
Look what's crawlin' up the pa says .,d l.
That's what's left of him Here's -a.'id 'o'
She's some damaged. but
'Why-why-" squeals Mrs Fish his iSn -
Oh, Lady Ellen, Lady Ellen! What " -.'i'e '--"'
you must have hadl'
Eh? Who-what-' says l. -,
But there wa Mt any mistake The g-.,. lo(A ~
girl in black that Ogden had snubhet III ai'nS'
turns out to be Lady Ellen BungthorFe
GAY" SAYS to Sadie after I'd bo-r. we'd some
~ dry togs and gettin ready to ~. >e " - -
for the dinin room, You ask Lady -len ho'
entertainin' she thinks Oggie is when he wet 80,
But She don't need to Miss Sally was here w w
all the information, and when she gels thloJs'
givin out her report of Mr. BeverleZ trd'eND
manners, she had all the house with her .,.
And he always seemed such polished sen'''
mani Sadie. ~.
Sure he is says l "Reg1ar gloss -nish, HA'
a fruit peddler puts on a rotten apple h+
Course though. they amt all Ogden style 20
what | want to know about this BEG n,IdCsH
business and all that Is. Is IL worth g''r @I'e''