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Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-06-23
ASSORTED JOKES

Il
Il have something novel in the way
OF a melodrama.''
'State your case"
'sThe blacksmith is a rascal, while
the banker is an honest as the day IS
long! Courier journal.
= -
''Pa, what is a monologue?"
"a monologue, my son, is conver-
sati0n with the only child of ones own
parents. Lippincott's.
"Some men," said Uncle Eben, us
like an alarm clock. You knows deir
reminders is fob yoh good, but you
does hate to listen to o'em."-Washing-
ton Star.
"Nonsense! Heat always causes
metals to expand. Why do you. deny
itw & ss
well. I know that hot old time
doesn't cause five dollar gold piece
to expand to any great extern" Phil
adelphia Press.
The Stage Manager-ae can r1ay
drunken parts better than any man
ON Lne stage. e8( "
The Business Manager-Yes. but
he's too fond Of rehearsing.' -Illus-
trated Bits.
But that umbrella looks SO awfully
cheap and common" said the customer.
"The price you ask for 1t is preposter-
GUS
My dear sir replied the dealer,
that's the beauty of that umbrella.
It's really the very best quality. but
it's made to appear cheap and common
50 no one will steal it."Dundee Adj
vertiser.
Knicker--Dfd Jones wake UP to and
himself famous?
Bocker-Yes, but he couldn't wake
the neighbors. New York Sun.
Passeml,s Do Widows weeds ever
bloom?
Pardonicus Certs saly; they produce
orange blossoms. Chicago Record
Herald.
Mistaken.
Ah, see you are married.. ex-
claimed the merchant
No, sir. replied the applicant for
q position. Il got tnat scar in q rail.
road accident" '''s-
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-06-23
Materia Medlca.

Il suppose, doc, that you have to
study to keep posted on current med
ical discoveries 2. 5
mot with fashionable clientele. I
only prescribe polo. golf and trips
abroad - MI
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-06-23


les It simply for the nomination
les by direct vote of the
It IS necessary under the that
name OF each candidate wish to vote
The primary election
cratic votes cast for election
cast at the coming
ck therefore county place
the ballot at the necessary that at
election June "a And to
ticket will be
in the
Every Democrat Democratic primary
You candidate county or state
at the primary election unless Democratic bal
You cannot for Democratic
nor for q Republican candidate ballot
Democrats should
party the first duty
daes get enough
this fan
IT Is understood effort Renublcan
ddaes to have Democrats at the primary
election the ground that there Is
each county office and that the therefore sure
Of the Democratic nomination. shown unless
there are iO6 Democratic ballots cast the
~ ticket VIII not appear the fall
p. &. BYRNE,
Chairman Democratic County Central
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-06-23

COUNTY.
For State Senator
DR.. F. r. SMITH.
For Representative
S. M. FERRIS.
n. "a. HALLUM.
For Sheriff
]. NJ. THOMPSON.
For Auditor
G. E. MOFFIT.
For Treasurer
s. n. SCOTT.
For Clerk District Court
JOHN MCLAUGHLIN.
For Register Of Deeds
ROBERT YEATER.
For Commissioners, 2nd Dist.
Vote for one.
FRED w. KORN.
$. x. HOOD.
For Co. Assessor, 2nd Dist.
s. III. CoONS.
For Go. Assessor, 3rd Dist
F. W. MOFFIT.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-06-23
Sporting News
Kansas City ............... 25
Batteries Drunot and Williams;
Brandon, Wood and Sullivan.

Games Today.
Columbus at Milwaukee,.
Toledo at st. Paul.
Indianapolis at KKansas City.
Louisville at Minneapolis.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-06-23

01teC1 1Os' 11A1eIU1OA, IUuHS dHU
Gibson; Weimer and schlei.
Games Today.
Cincinnati at Pittsburg.
Boston at New York.
Philadelphia at Brooklyn.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
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Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-06-23
Democratic Ticket
To be Voted at the Primary Election June "a 1908.

STATE.
For United States Senator
4. Vote for one.
JOHN l.. CASHEL. 81
W. e. PURCELL.
For Congress
Vote for two.
TOBIAS d. CASEY.
O. G. MAJOR.
L. S. PLATOU.
For Governor
JOHN BURKE.
For Lieutenant Governor
Vote for one.
ALBERT M. BESANCON.
II. D. MACK.
For Justice Of Supreme Court
BURLEIGH F. SPALDING.
For Secretary of State
Vote for one.
JOSEPH MANN.
BEN G. WHITEHEAD.
For State Auditor
B. r. BROCKHOFF. #
For State Treasurer
JAMES b. CAMPBELL.
For Supt. Public instruction
w. A. GODWORD.
For Attorney General
s D. J.. O'CONNELL.
For Commissioners Of Insurance
G. H. ANHEIER.
For Com'r Agriculture and Labor
JOHN L. HARVEY.
For Commissioner Of Railroads
Vote for three
F. ]. DOUGHERTY.
]. N. MCCOY.
n. J. MITCHELL.
LOUIS G.. SCHELL.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
FIRST WOMAN HUNTER
To KILL A BUCK IN
VERMONT
Mrs. Dexter NJ. Gleason Brings Down
i5oPound Buck Near the Capt.
Gore Farm.

Mrs Dexter VI. Gleason Of Silver
street. wife OF the well-known lumber
dealer. was the first Bennington hun
ter TO bring In a buck on the opening
day OF the deer season. Not only
was she the hrst successful hunter
ia this section but she probably
gained the distinction OF being the
first woman hunter to kiln q buck IN
the state of Vermont
All day yesterday the mountains TO
the east of the village were full Of
hunters many OF whom had gone In.
to camp on Sunday and even on Sat
urday so as 20 be on the ground the
instant that the season was In force,
but up TO a late hour last evening not
one OF the Bennington nimrods had
reported a success
IN the afternoon Mr. and Mrs.
Gleason drove up toward the Harmon
mountain and on their way back Mr.
Gleason volunteered TO hold the horse
while Mrs. Gleason took a look al an
old orchard near the Capt Gore farm.
As she emerged from the underbrush
she saw the buck which weighed $50
pounds and had elght.inch horns
standing near an apple tree. and a
shot from her 5000 brought down the
Mrs. Gleason was naturally elated
not only because of her success In
killing her first deer but because she
had beaten out all the men hunters on
the opening day OF the season.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
.POWNAL LAD LOSES POR-
TON DE- BOTH HANDS
HUNTING DEER
Ernest Brown Had Both Hands Clasp
ed over Muzzle Of Shotgun When
Weapon Was Discharged

The first hunting accident of the
deer season occurred Monday after
noon, the victim being Ernest Brown,
the 8 year old son of John Brown
farmer living at East Pownal.
Young Brown was in the woods
Monday, as was almost every boy who
could get hold of a gun, armed with a
double barrel shotgun, looking for
deer He was standing with the butt
Of the gun upon the ground and his
hands clasped over the muzzle when
the weapon was accidentally discharg-
ed The right hand when was appar-
emily closer 10 the muzzle of the dis
charged barrel was badly mangled
and it was al first reported that the
hand had been blown completely Off
The forefnger of the left hand was
completely torn away
Young Brown was quickly hurried
70 the Office of a Bennington physician
by his father where an examination
OF his injuries was made. The hand
was found to be badly torn but Il was
the opinion of the physician that
some of the fingers would be saved.
The boy and his rather went on the
o'clock train to the Samaritan hos
pital in Troy for the necessary opera
ton.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
RON, VI, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 10 1908
What Today the Neglected Task Will Get In the Way of
WORTH SAVING THIS.
Gives a Valuable Prescription and
How TO Prepare il at Home

This is a simple home recipe now
being made known in all the larger
cities through the newspapers. II is
intended to check the many cases Of
Rheumatism, kidney and bladder trou-
Bile which have made so many cripples
and invalids and weaklings Of some
of our brighter and strongest people
The druggists here have been noti-
fed to supply themselves with the in
gradients, and the sufferer will have
no trouble to obtain them. The pres
criptiOn is as follows: Fluid Extract
Dandelion, one-half ounce Compound
Kargon, one ounce, and Compound Sy-
rup of Sarsaparilla, three ounces. Mix
by shaking well in a bottle. The dose
is one teaspoOnful after each meal
and at bedtime.
Recent experiments prove this sim.
pie mixture effective in Rheumatism,
because of its positive action upon
the eliminatiye tissues of the kidneys.
1t cOmpels these most vital organs to
filter from the blood and system the
waste impurities and uric acid which
are the cause of rheumatism. 1t
cleanses the Kidneys, strengthens
them and removes quickly such SYM
ptoms as backache, blood disorders.
bladder weakness, frequent urination,
painful scalding and discolored urine.
1t acts as a powerful stimulant to the
entire kidney and bladder structure.
Those who suffer and are accustOm-
ed to purchase a bottle of medicine
should not let little inconvenience
interfere with making this up.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
EVENING
SESSION OF THE
LEGISLATURE
Batch Of "A House Bills in One
Hours Time
SALARIES ARE TINKEREO
Offsets to be Abolished, Fees Taken
Away from sherlffs, Legislators
Paid Lump sum.

Montpelier, Nov, 1.-THE first eve
ming sessions of the present term of
the Vermont legislature opened last
night at 7.30 o'clock with an average
attendance in both houses, and a lib
eral number Of spectators present,
There were "A bills introduced in the
House and considerable routine bust
ness was also transacted.
Mr. Williams of Newport introduc-
ed three bills. the most important Of
which does away with all offsets III
leyying taxes. Another fixes the sal.
aries of judges Of municipal courts
and another does away with sherlfs'
fees and regulates commitments.
Capital punishment is touched up
on in bill by Mr. Daniels of East
Montpelier to allow juries to limit the
verdict In murder cases by adding the
words without capital punishment"
Mr. Martin Of Plainfeld introduced
bill which raises the salaries of
states attorneys 5000 The referee
system IN chancery cases Is restored
in measure by MI. Watson of St.
Adams.
One by MI DeBoer OF Montpelier
fixed the state auditors salary at
$500 and limits the expense of the Of
fee to $4,000.
The proposed payment of lump sum
to the legislators is embodied in a bill
by Mr.. Howe of Bennington, fixing the
salary at $3.50 each for the term. This
would take the place OF the present
per diem payment
A measure by Mr. Church OF Whit
ing appropriates $4,000 a year for
the establishment of a bureau OF vet
Urinary science.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
NEW BOOK ON ECONOMICS
It's Author Herbert J. Davenport, For
merly Of 8rattleboro.

Brattleboro, Nov. 10--A book on
economics by Herbert J Davenport,
formerly of this town. is receiving
high praise. Mr. Davenport went
from a professorship in the Unver-
sity of Chicago this fall to the head
OF the department OF economics In
the University OF Missouri. He is a
son of the late Charles \. Daven-
port. OF Brattleboro, and brother OF
Charles II. Davenport, for many
years proprietor of The Brattleboro
Reformer, and now editor of The
Worcester, Mass Evening Post
The New York Evening Post refers
TO the book as the most notable
achievement in systematic economic
criticism that has appeared on this
side of the Atlantic" and says 1T
must be admitted that IN his search
ing ANALYSIS Of various cost theories
from Adams Smith down to the pres
emit day logical chasms IN the auth
ors reviewed are disclosed which
render their theories untenable as
scientific conclusions. Something
similar Is true Of his effective under
mining OF modern doctrines Of social
utility.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
SEMI-M0NTHY PAY LAW
OPPOSED BY NEW YORK
STATE RAILROADS
Seven Lines, Including New York
Central, Insist that Statue Is
Unconstitutional.

Albany, n. Y. Nov. 10.--State
Labor Commissioner John Williams
has turned over to Attorney General
Jackson summons and complaint
which were served upon him by seven
railroads in proceedings to restrain
him from enforcing the provisions OF
the semimonthly nay law on the
ground that the statute Is uncOnstitu-
tional
Action is brought for permanent
injunction, and under the law the
State has twenty days In which TO
make answer which will bring the
cases before the Supreme Court In
the Third District In this city on Nov
20 and q.
The railroads which have joined In
this action are the New York Central,
Northern Central. Delaware, Lacka-
wanna & Western. Erie, Lehigh
Valley. Pennsylvania and the Long
Island Railroad,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
TO EXEMPT FROM TRUSTEE
5rattIeboro Workingmen Sign Peti'
ton Urging Passage Of Bill.

Brattleboro. Nov lO.-Twelye or
more petitions have been circulated
by the workingmen here urging Sena-
tor Ernest w. Gibson of this town
TO secure, IL possible. the passage Of
the bill introduced by Representative
Herbert G. Barber exempting from
trustee process wages up 10 SO.
They have been signed by hundreds
of workmen and will be forwarded to
Senator Gibson The leaders say
they believe in the bill as matter Of
principal and do not seek to allow
dead-beats TO escape paying just
debts
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
DEER HUNTERS IN
THIS SECTION
NOT LUCKY
FOrSet Fires Believed to Have
Drawn Game Away
MANY BUCKS LAID LOW
Animals Appear to Be Plentiful in
Northern and Eastern Counties
Of the State

There is a general impression that
the forest fires that prevailed during
the month Of October on the noun
tains in this vicinity drove the deer
northward from the southern section
of this county The only Bennington
hunter who has brought in buck is
Mrs Dexter NJ Gleason In addition
10 the two deer killed in Pownal and
one in SALISBURY Monday two have
been killed IN Arlington and two in
SYNDICATE
In Dorset the first day OF the open
season for deer commenced early and
with quite good results. Three deer
We're brought down during the day and
all were large but not very heshy.
Some hunters report of having seen a
bear or two and as two were shot here
last year We may yet have a chance
for bear meat Dan Dunn, Arthur Nc
Daniels and George Roberts were the
lucky hunters.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
BOY HUNTER SHOT DEAD
First Fatal Accident Of Vermont Open
Season Occurs at Willistno

Williston, Nov 1O.-The first fatal
shooting accident in Vermont incident
10 the present deer hunting season oc.
CURED yesterday afternoon when Bert
Fortune. a II year old son OF William
Fortune OF this town, was killed by
bullet from a revolver In The hands
OF Gus Wellinger, about 20 years old
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
PITTSBURG BREWERS VIEW
WITH ALARM DECREASE
IN BEER THIRST
Smoky City Consumed $4,000 Barrels
Less Than In Previous Year
Producers Blame W. c. T.U.

pitsburg. Penn. Nov lO.-Brew.
ers OF pitlsburg view with alarm a
sequence of facts showing that the
beer thirst OF pitsburg Is ON the de
crease. 10 is estimated that the city
drank $4,000 barrels less beer In the
yoar ended with October than Ia the
previous year and the brewers have
begun TO notice the W. c. q. u. and
the Salvation Army whom they blame
more than tncy do the financial strin.
gcncy OF the last year
Figures lust issued by the Pitts.
burg brewing Company show that
tNl,SSS fewer barrels of beer were
sold hy @ in the year just ended than
The previous year The Independent
Brewing Company's figures show that
10 sold Si.3si barrels less than the
previous year
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
STANDARD WINS IN
APPEAL FROM
BIG FINE
Court Of Appeals Denies Peti-
ton Of Government
WILL BE NO REHEARING
Todays Decision Reverses Decision Of
Judge Lands imposing Mann
moth Fine Of s2s,OOo,ooO
Especial TO the Evening BannerJ

Chicago, Nov 10-The United
States Circuit court of Appeals this
morning denied the petition Of the
government for rehearing of the ap-
peal of the Standard Oil company from
the decision Of Judge Lands of Chi
cago in which the company was adj
judged guilty Of accepting rebates and
fined S29,000O00
The decision OF the court today re-
verses Judge lands decision.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
Teachers Examinations.

Examinations for the certihcation
of teachers will be held at the school
house In Bennington Friday and Sat
urday. Dec and 8, beginning each
day at 9 o'clock Also at Manchester
Center Friday and Saturday, Nov. 20
and 2S
Albert w. Varney.
Examiner OF Teachers.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10

Montpelier. Nov 1O.-Mild weather
and the leaves in the forests damp
from rain made the deer season open
Yesterday morning in Central Yer.
mont under favorable circumstances.
Ten handsome bucks were brought in
10 Montpelier IN the afternoon and
evening and as many more in Barre.
The FIRST deer killed IN this vicinity
was 40 $3.50 this morning by Orrin
Hills. a lad of ! 5 years. who shot a
buck weighing 250 pounds near his
home az Montpelier Junction
Reports from a dozen or more of
The towns I'm Washington county show
that AN the way from two 10 FIVE
bucks have been killed today 10 those
towns.
The local markets already have a
supply of yenison tnai viii last them
.or several DAYS
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
WEATHER FORECAST
Probabilities Tor This Section for the
Next "a Hours

For eastern New York and Western
Vermont showers touight aud Wcdncs
day Cooler in south portion tonight
Cooler Wednesday
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10

Brattleboro. Nov. l0-The first day
OF The postponed open deer season was
fruitful 90 Windham county. probably
not less than 30 bucks having been
shot Not an of the names OF the
successful hunters are available. but
among them are John b. Gale OF Gull
ford, Artcmus Wilkinson aud Frank
Loughliu OF Dummcrston. DR. =. p.
White OF Williamsvillc. Joseph Holt.
Charles Holt. J.. NJ. Still and Richard
Page OF Pulnoy. ira Butterfeld OF Yer.
non, George r. Tucker OF Bmtlleboro
and poreo Jacobs of Dudley. Mass,
who shot q deer In Westminster.
County Fish and Game Commission.
or Roswell L. Frost of Brattleboro was
called upon IN the case OF Mr.. Jacobs
Mr. Frost said that no license was
available az the town clerks Office IN
Westminster SO Mr. Jacobs deposited
f'5 The amount OF the license fee and
that after shooting the buck. he call.
ed upon the county warden who wrote
license for him. Mr. fuckers buck
was The largest reported. Weighing
about 800 pounds. The number OF
deer shot IN The county today consld.
crably exceeds the number taken on
The nrsi day OF the open season last
year
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10

Salisbury Nov l0-Wunam f. Wat.
erhouso stood 10 his back yard ycster
day morning and shot buck that
weighed about 800 pounds
j. " Holden shot a buck about g.
.of q mile north of The village ln what
is known as ihc Bump swamp which
tipped the scales az no pounds
John Kelsey who lives three miles
north OF the village also shot a fine
buck today.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10

Morrisville Nov lO-Frank Draper
was deer hunting yesterday when his
rife which he carried On his left hand
exploded In some unknown way The
stock was splIntered and the barrel
was bent up 10 ms hand. Diapers
clothes We're badly burned aud filled
with powder but he was mhurt.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10
NOmen'S and ChiIdren's Goats

Women's Goats in all the new models-Directolre
Empire, Loose, Fitted or SemiFitted- so to $780,
Chldrens Goats in wide va,iey-a the wanted mater-
ais in all the most desirable colorngs Prices range $225
to $780,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-10

Nashville, Nov. 10-Senator Car
mack's death has aroused such excite
ment that the police are patrollng
the streets to prevent partisan en-
counters. The funeral will be hurried.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-07

games for two or more players, and
there are numerous variations of soli-
taire. According to well known
medical writer, it is almost impossible
to overestimate the amount of good
which has been accomplished by the
game of cards which is played by
single person. An invalid'S waking
hours are often more wearisome than
his illness, and he tires of reading or is
prohibited from such close application
1t is then that the game of solitaire
becomes of real value.
Chess Soiitaires.
The severely intellectual game of
chess offers also numerous set of
solitaires. Every chess column in a
newspaper furnishes problems of more
or less difficulty. a diagram gives the
position of n few pieces toward the
close of a supposed game. The party
to be victor is required to checkmate
in specified number of moves. Plac-
ing the men according 70 the diagram,
one plays for both parties, trying ones
best to prevent the game from ending
so soon and yet cndeavoring with
equal fidelity To bring il TO the close
required.
Chess is too Intellectual ever to be-
come popular in the strict sense of the
term. 1t will always he famous
game in the sense that Buffers Anal
ogy'7 is famous book, but neither of
them is likely to be found on the liv-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-07
When President OF the United States Is Actually Elected

uniformity of action We're passed by
the congress in 1892. 1904 and 1857 At
present the governor of each state as
soon as the result of the election in his
commonwealth is made certain is re-
quired To send to the secretary of state
at Washington certificate setting
forth the names of the electors chosen
and the number of votes cast for them
and also to deliver to them triple
copies. under the great seal of the
state. of a similar certificate. Between
now and the second Monday in Janu-
AIRY the various governors viii he
sending in these certificates to the de-
partment of state and they will be
filed in the archives.
This being done. the duly chosen
electors of each state will meet on the
designated day and perform their part
in the great constitutional drama
which is attracting so little attention
In most cases they viii assemble at
their state capitals. In the briefest
manner possible each of these colleges
will open its quadrennial session of
an hour or so. vote for president and
vice president. draw up written state
ments in triplicate and adjourn.
Two copies Of this written statement
VIII pc sent 10 VICE xt'feSloelll FaIf-
banks at Washington. Along with
these will go copies of he triple GER
tificate of their election. one by the
hands of a special messenger appoint
ed by majority of each college and
another by mail A third will be de-
posted for safe Keeping with the judge
Of the district in which the college as
sembled. This latter is d precaution
against any possible loss or going
astray of the other copies. Should Mr..
Fairbanks fail to receive either of the
other copies he will dispatch a spe-
ciaI messenger to procure the copy in
the keeping of the district judge.
An Expensive Preeaution.
However, the government does not
rely absolutely on its mail service The
forty seven special messengers who
will bear the tidiSgs to the national
capital will be paid for the service at
the rate of % cents per mile. To pro-
tect himself gainst possible pernicious
thrift on the part of these specials Tn
Gle Sam specifies that this mileage is
to be estimated in only one direction
and the shortest and most ordinary
route must be chosen. Even with these
precautions 1t is rather an expensive
affair. costing at least $4,000 1t must
be confessed that this special messenger
business is somewhat behind the age
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-07

door games which are played BY men
and women it is the one which re-
quires degree of mental skill not de-
manded by any other mere pastime
ever devised. 1t is a game so ancient
that its origin is hidden in the mists
of legendary times That it was popular
in Egypt SD long ago as the days of
Mrs. Potiphar is made certain by the
recent discovery of an iniaid chess
board in the sarcophagus of Queen
Hatasu, lady who ruled the land of
the pharaohs almost 1000 years ago.
1t is played today IN about every