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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-06

across the bar OF wood and so many
changes we're made in the selections
of men that it was impossible to keep
tab on them. Among the East Side
team, among others. however, were !:
A. /. Mason, who acted as anchor, NJ.
M. Hill, II. S. Galligan, Chris Deth-
man, V. Winchell. Lawrence Smith
and John Mohr. Some OF those on
the other team we're: Lou Morse.
Harry Bailey, who held down the end
of the rope, Andy Pearson, J. X. Car
son, John Zoles and Prof. Mcknight.
At the word "go" the two teams set
tied down to hard struggle In which
neither side gained any headway for
some time, when the Hood River team
got the advantage aud steadily pulled
the East Siders over the line. The
latter claim that the winners bad ten
men to their nine, but the Hood Riv
or team denies the impeachment.
The Hose Race.
At $50 the hose races took place on
Oak street. The contest was between
the high school boys and team Sc.
lected from the memb bers Of the fire
department. The race was won by
the firemen, although the school boys
made an excellent showing by running
the distance in SO seconds. The time
made by the fremen was 35h seconds.
Big Dinner Event of Day.
By this time everybody was hungry
and commenced to drift toward the
opera house, where the big public din
ner, given by the wives of club mem
bers and their lady friends, was In
progress. While the sports we're en-
tertaining the dinner WAS undoubted
ly the most popular event of the day
A glance into the improvised dining
room showed beautiful sight. Long
lines of tables completely filling the
room with the exception of aisles left
for the sewers, we're covered with
snowy linen. Ou them roses snG
sweet peas at intervals made an artis
tic touch Of color, and glitterinng ia
bleware and the many visnds on dis
play added to the attractiveness. Ant
then the ladies All gowned in whit
with the exception OF flying visioi
of pink or blue for contrast. Quiokl,
and deftly they served the diners wit
the elaborate collation.. Hct rolls
meats, salads. creamed potatoes, rel
ishes, coffee, ice cream, cake, frui
and many other delicaoles too pumer
Gus to mention they supplied. Fror
to over three hundred were fed
and compliments ON the exoellenc
of the repast and its sci vice wer
many.
From 1880 to 8 the band gave con
cert on the square near their quarter
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-06

friends and former companions, they
tell of a land free from cyclones and
billiards. They tell of temperatures
excessive In neither winter ncr sum-
mer. They tell OF land where cher
ries grow In abundance and to size
of one and one-eighth inches in dia
meter. They tell of a region not de-
pendent upon one Tor two industries,
but having a multitude of resources
from which to draw increasing wealth.
They describe tbinly settled districts
where land is cheap, hut where all
kinds OF fruits can be grown success
fully. They give an account OF an un-
developed portion of the country in
which abundant water powers will
make progress rapid so that In the
next few years land values will in
crease many fold.
"The Des Moines Capital and the
merchants of that city can succeed in
hating the exodus whenever they Gao
change the climate of Iowa or stop
the lowans in this state from writing
back home. And not TIL then. "
At the conclusion of the program
the annual meeting for the election oI
officers was held and resulted as fol.
lows:
President-W. +. I.araway.
Vice President--M. M. Hill.
Secretary and treasurer~-J. Ii. Os.
horne.
Directors NJ. X. Noble, SR. II.
Waugh, J. j. Wickham, V. A. New
man.
The affairs of the society are In 6
dourishing condition and each year II
adding'a number sof new members &c
its already large membership. OF the
several societies of this character al
Hood River it is by far the largest
A matter that was taken up for dis
cussion was that of providing perman
ent grounds for the society to hold jti
annual event on. 1t was stated that
grounds suitable for this purpose
could Ee secured foI reasonblt
amount and it was suggested that ,
point somewhere on the line of thu
Mt. Hood railroad would be the mos
desirable. Ii taken the grounds cnuIt
also be used as public picnic ground
as we'll as for the society, but will b,
known a. the Hawkeye grounds.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-06
COMMERCIAL CLUB DAY ASUCCESS
(Continued from Page l,)

of ceremonies. The rope was stretch
cd across bar of wood and bunches
of red and yellow ribbon tied three
feet apart In the center. Red repre-
sented the East Siders and yellow the
Hood Riverites. The winners had to
pull the colors of the opposing team
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-06
and many gathered to listen to the
music.

and many gathered to listen to the
music.
Grand Ball Ends Days Festivities.
The festivities for the day we're uon
cluded by grand public ball held in
Odd Fellows hall, which lasted from
8 O'Clock until midnight. To the mu-
sic Of full orchestra about 100 cou-
pies en- joyed themselves whirline in
the mazes OF the dance. During the
evening Prof. Beggs, the dancing
master who is at present giving a ser
les of lessons here, entertained the
dancers with an exhibition of dancing
in which he was assisted by little Miss
Whitehead, who showed rare talent
In this direction. Mr.. Beggs also
initiated the dancers into the in
tricacies of the Paul Jones, a dance
in which all could join.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17

member of the art class is to be spirit
ed away and made to drink q can Of
gasoline.
It appears from the unblushing state
ment of one of those who accompanied
Henry that chauffeurs have been in
the habit of getting out Of the top floor
window Of the garage, climbing across
the air shaft and mounting an iron lad
der to the roof Of the art school. The
skylight, which is made of ground
glass, is imperyious, but on either side
Of the skylight are yentilators. When
the ventilators are open there is moth
ing to obstruct the view Of the large
studio in which the evening section of
the mems life class meets.
The models had complained Of the
ventilators and the peeping faces which
they sometimes framed, and the STU
dents determined upon action. 1t was
dark night when they heard somebody
on the roof. In accord with plan Of
strategy already devised the students
swarmed up an outside ladder and also
up one in the studio. Two Of the chauf-
feurs were able to escape, but Dutch
Henry was corraled and carried strug-
Cling down the ladder into the studio.
The model who had been posing was
dismissed.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17
EIGHT STUDENTS WORKED UPON HENNY.

wings. A center section contained g
fricze la Boston library.
Ultimately the historical student
painters demanded a share, and Sc,
ries Of Dutch scenes, beginning with
"The Night Watch" spread over Hen
ny's back, and caricatures in oil en-
bodying such homely advice as tits
never too late to mend" completed the
living picture.
Then Henny was permitted 10 array
himself and go, still retaining his
souvenirs.
"Call again any time, and We'll give
you So an hour" they told hira.
,Henny thought that other engage
ments would prevent, but said he was
deeply grateful that final suggestion
of one Of the students to throw his
clothes out Of the window hadn't been
carried out.
Henny was permitted to 90 to his
jeering associates. They laughed over
him for time, then took him into a
garage and bathed him in gasoline, for
art, like dirt, Is soluble in gasoline.
Then the chauffeurs planned the next
move.
"Yes, they did make Henny look like
car run by its owner" they said,
"but just wait"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17

At times when you don't feel just
right, when you have bad stomach,
take something right away that will
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will stimulate for time but some
thing that will positively. do the very
work that the stomach performs un-
der ordinary and normal conditions
that will make the food digest. To do
this you must take a natural diges-
tant like Kodol for Dyspepsia. Kodol
is scientific preparation Of vegeta-
BILE acids with natural digestants and
contains the same juices found in a
healthy stomach. Each dose will d.
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food. 1t is sure to afford prompt
relief; it digests what you eat and is
pleasant to take. Sold by A. G.
Dukes; A. C. Doyle & Co. =. 81
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17
Made Him Into a Living Picture
Art Students Wreak Artistic Vengeance Peepng Chauffeur
Who Tried to Study the Human Form Divine
Through Their Art Schools <Skyigtt, .42s

PLATFORM shouted the students,
and Henny was forced to the stand va
Gated by the model. For a moment
Erenny seemed to think that he was
taking part in joke. He struck a
heroic attitude. which the students Ia
beled "Man Cranking Machine"
"In the altogether" shouted dozen
voices. :
Henny didn't understand that until
student hands enforced comprehension.
Before Henny knew 1t he was shrink
ing back bashfully under the limelight,
while student after student passed
around impressionistic sketches Of "a
Man Without His Togs," Chauffeur
Without His Goggles" "a Punctured
Tire" and Sketches In Gasoline"
But, alas for Henny. student inven-
ton tiring of one phase of art turned
to another. A long student with a
lean and hungry face approached him
with sharp pointed brush and divided
Henny's outer surface by black lines
into sections, each of which was as
signed to a different student. Then
began competition. From SIX to eight
students worked upon Henny at once,
while others awaited their turn.
On various sections Of Henny's i'm
provised canvas appeared a landscape,
a stretch Of meadow and q peasants
hut. Upon one arm an elongated copy
of Burne-Jones' vampire" stretched
it's length, while q tiny miniature Of
Martha Washington adorned his fore
head. About his ankles were folded
wilted edition Of Mercury's pedal
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17
Salt Water Induced Confession
New Jersey Man Tries Odd Trick Sleeping Wife and Says She
Told Him Awful Things.

that If you put the hand Of person
who is asleep in salt water and asked
him questions he would answer you
and never lie. l suspected my wife,
so one night when she was sleep
ing soundly got basin Of water and
put plenty of salt in it Then I put
her hand in it and questioned her about
her conduct She answered all my
questions and gave me the proof that
/ needed to establish my, case"
Vice Chancellor Walker was IT doubt
about the salt water process Of gain
ing confessions and reserved decision
until he could make further inquiries.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17

The Rev. Marvin 81. Stettler. one OF
the best known clergymen in the
Pennsylvania Lutheran ministerium,
was recently arrested on charges pre-
ferred by jeremiah Werner of Mohrs-
Vile, Pa. This Is the sequel to the
funeral Of Mrs. Werner In st. Johns
Lutheran church, in that borough.
Mr.. Stettler preached the funeral SER
mon, during which. Werner charges,
he made remarks III the pulpit berat-
ing him and referring to him as "a
man with a heart Of stone, showing
no signs Of grief" Mr.. Werner al
leges that the pastor followed this up
with such remarks as these, pointing
his finger at him:
"This man knocked his wife down,
SO that she fell to the floor, the week
before she was taken Ill.
"He did not furnish her with cloth
ing and shoes fit to wear to church,
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17

When the Stomach, Heart or Kid
ney nerves get weak, then these or
gans always fail. Don't drug the
Stomach, nor stimulate the Heart or
Kidneys. That is simply a makeshift.
Get a prescription known to drug
gists everywhere as DR.. Shops Re
storative is prepared expressly for
these inside nerves, build them up
with Or. Shoops Restorative-tab-
lets or liquid7and see how quickly
help will come. Free sample test sent
on request by DR.. Shoop, Racine,
Wis. Your health is surely worth
this simple test. j. G. WannamaKef
Mfg. Co.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17

There is war to the palette knife and
the tire irons between the art students
/ Of the New York School Of Art and the
chaufeurs on the block in Eightieth
street, just west of Broadway. The
feeling between the representatives Of
the oil and gasoline arts has. never
been too frateraal.
The chauffeurs, who mostly congre-
gate about garage in the northwest
ern part of the Broadway studios, In
which the art school is housed. can
look across an air shaft from their top
floor into the top floor Of the art school.
It has been told by several Of the fe-
male art students that when they went
to sit in the windows Of their own top
floor they got electric shocks, which
were followed by laughter from the
chauffeurs across the way. who from
an automobile had rigged up an cleo
tric apparatus.
That was the first inning for the
chauffeurs. The other day, however,
the chauffeurs were willing to concede
that their foes had won a point. One
Of their number, said to be well
known actress chauffeur, was III deep
seclusion trying to remove from his
anatomy certain numerous decorative
panels, friezes and small landscapes.
Clutch Henry" had been caught at
the skylight on the previous night
studying the female model Of the mems
night class as intently as any student
there. His punishment, which. natural
ly enough. wds picturesque, followed.
and the chauffeurs now VOW that some
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17
The Judge uses Forcible Language.

The Judge Uses Forcible Language.
Judge w. B. Simmons of Fincas-
tie, Va, told the reporter that L. &
NJ. Paint was usued on his residence
in 1882, and held its color well for
21 years; he furthermore said that S
years ago he was induced to use
another paint and is sorry he did,
because the other paint didn't make
good. The Judge viii now always use
L. & III. because he knows II any de-
feet exists in L. & NJ. Paint, the
house win be repainted for nothing.
The L. &. NJ. Zinc hardens the l.,
& N. White Lead and makes L. & ID.
Paint wear like iron for 10 to is
years.
Actual cost of L. & M. about s1.2o
per gallon. Donations Of L. &. D..
made to churches. Sold by J. G..
Wannamaker Mfg. Co, crangeburg.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17

Vice Chancellor Walker of New Jer-
csey was asked to decide a divorce
case based on q woman's conversation
and alleged confession said to have
been made in her sleep.
Richard Tague.-of South Amboy was
being sued by his wife. Mary. on the
statutory grounds for divorce. He
fled cross petition. naming core
spondent, and appeared as his own
counsel. He said that he had proof
positive of bis wife's infidelity. Asked
by the vice chancellor what his evil
dence was. he said:
.'An old sea captain once told me
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17
Called Down at Wife's Funeral
Berks County a Man Has Pastor Arrested For Beating Him
In Obituary Remarks.

and for that reason she did not fire.
quent the house Of the Lord as regular
ly and as often as the other sisters of
the congregation.
''See him, as he sits unmo7ed, with
no feeling, in the presence Of the
corpse Of his helpmeet."
He concluded by saying that there
were other men In the congregation
no better. Magistrate Miller issued
the warrant for the pastors arrest.
and he gave $500 bail for hearing
on Easter Monday.
Mr.. Stettler Is pastor of st. Paul's
Lutheran church and st. Johns
church, where the funeral sermon was
delivered.
Werner is twenty-five years of age.
and his wife was twenty-three. He
said that he wanted the case given
the widest publicity. as he feels that
he was unjustly abused.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17
. q e FOR
y 49, BAD BLOOD

the the blood Every
c nerve tissue dependent this vital fluid
ent strength maintain them in health and enable each
"engn its from the blood Since
this vital fluid readily be how
have and unontaminate would enjoy the
blessing health Bad blood responsible most the ailments
ankind becomes infected with impurities
poson disease form follow Muddy salow
cornplexon show that blood infected with
unhealthy huo which changed it from fresh stream to
through and
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a Card,

This is to certify that all druggists
are authorized to refund your money
If Foley,.s Honey and Tar fails to cure
your cough or cold. It stops the
cough, heals the lungs and prevents
bad results from cold. Cures grippe
coughs and prevents pneumonia and
consumption. Contains no opiates.
The genuine is in a yellow package.
Refuse substitutes. A, G.. Dukes.
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Your s. s. s., in my opinion, Is as good q
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down into the circulation and particle pur
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The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17

A man who whines is worse than
an owl Screech.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17

The fellow whose work is grinding
soon wears away.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17

which break out on the Hesh, often
from a very Insignificant bruise or
even scatch or abrasion. If the blood
was pure and healthy the place would
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impurities, which are discharged into
the wound, irritation and inhamma-
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Bad blood is also responsible for
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The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-04-17

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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-08-01
500 Reward. SIOO.

The readers of this paper will be
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Family Pills for constipation.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-08-01
County Exhibitors.

l wish to inform your readers that
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Premium lists for distribution to
those who are interested in making
exhibits at the Missouri State Fair
this fall. The State Fair dates are
Oct. Srd to 9th inclusive.
The premium catalogue shows
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addition of an Educational Depart
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hope your readers will secure a pre-
MUM list and enter a large number
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The State of Missouri has invested
over a halt million dollars in build.
ings and other improvements fol-
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this County to advertise its many re
sources, and show to the State a
large, the advancement we have
made in live stock breeding, Agri
culture and education, Every effor
should be made to have this county
represented in a creditable manner
Copies of this Catalogue can be Sc
cured by calling at my Office.
c. L. GLASSCoCK
County Clerk, Lafayette.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-08-01
Do You Open You Mouth

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DisagreeabIe at Home.

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