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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14
"A Good Appetite.

A few years ago, in e small Rhode
Island town. political club had q
pig supper. After it was over few
of the members we're arguing about
how much a man could eat. Mr.. Reed,
the postmaster OF the town, offered 10
get a man who could eat a whole
roasted pig.
The next morning, Mr.. Reed met
"Sam" Waller, who was always hun.
cry, and asked him il he could eat .
roast pig. SAN" said he thought he
could if he was hungry. Mr.. Reed
walked all day with him. never men.
tioning anything to eat until they ar.
rived at the clubhouse.
The table wa, placed in the middle
Of the hall, and the members were
seated in the gallery, and were told
TO keep quiet, 90 sam would tnink
be was alone. Mr.. Reed had the pig
cut up and made into four large pies.
One by one Sam" devoured them,
until the four we're gone. Then, to
show the members what an appetite
this man had, Mr.. Reed brought in
more food, which San ate. and
seemed little more satisfied. After
be had finished eating this, Mr.. Reed
said, "Well, Sam, do you want any
more1
Sam" leaned back in his chair,
and whispered, mo, don't bring any
more, or will no. be able to eat the
pig"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

Tired nerves, with that "no ambi-
ton" feeling that is commonly felt IN
spring or early summer, can be easily
and quickly altered by taking what Is
known 10 druggists everywhere a. DR..
Shoop's Restorative. One will abso.
lutely note changed feeling within A
hours after beginning 10 take the Re
storatiye. The bowels get sluggish 10
the winter time, the circulation often
slows up, the Kidneys are inactive, and
even the Heart in many cases grows
decidedly weaker. DR.. Shoop's Re
storativs Is recognized everywhere As .
genuine tonic TO these vital organs. II
builds up and strengthens the vorn-oui
weakened nerves; II sharpens the fall
ing appetite, and universally aids di'
gestion. 1t always quickly brings re
newed strength, life, yigor and ambi
ton. Try it and be convinced. Solo
by Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14
No Use To Die.

"Ih have found out that there Is no
use to die of lung trouble - long a. you
can get DR.. Kings New Discovery,
says Mrs. J. P. White, OF Rushboro, Pa.
al would not be alive to-day only Tor
that wonderful medicine. 1t ioosens
up cough quicker than anything else,
and cures lung disease even after the
case is pronounced hopelesG" This
most reliable remedy for coughs and
colds, lagrippe, asthma, bronchitis and
hoarseness, is sold under gusrantee al
Hills Pharmacy. soc and u. Trial
bottle free.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14
OWN, W. VA, THURSDAY. MAY Ia, 1908.
CHANGELESS.

God will not changel The restless years may bring
Sunlight and shade-the glories OF the spring
And silent gloom OF sunles, winter heurI;
Joy mixed with griet-sharp thorns with fragrant
flowers;
Rarth-light, may shine awhile, and then grow aim'
But God is truel There is no change In Him.
Rest In the Lord today and all thy days.
Let His unerring hand direct thy ways
Through the uncertain ty and hope, and fear.
That meet thee on the.threshold OF the year;
And find, while all life's changing scenes pass by,
Thy refuge in the love that can not die.
-Ep.rH HIcpcMAN DrvALL.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

There is Pink Pain Tablet made by
DR.. Shoop that will positively stop any
pain, anywhere, in 20 minutes. Drug
gists everywhere sell them as Dr..
Shops Headache Tablets, bat they
stop other pains az easily as headache.
DR.. Shops Pink Pain Tablets simply
coax blood pressure away from pain cen
ters-that Is all. Pain comes away
from blood pressuFe-congestIon. Stop
that pressure with DR.. Shops Head
ache Tablets and pain is sinStantly gone.
% Tablets 25c. Sold By HIPS Phar.
macy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14
While exploring the Montsrosa

While exploring the Montsrosa
glazisr in Switzerland last week, .
party Of guides discovered in an Toe
cr.vase a body which they cut out OF
the ice and brought 10 town. Later
the body was Unidentified as that Of .
guide named Nsghi, who fell into .
crsyasss in the summer Of 1887 while
conducting party over the glsEisr.
The body was well preserved. r.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

Tonic was having his hair cut and
the barber got the shears pretty close
to the boys head, 60 TOmmie began
to cry.
"Oh, 6eI TommisI" said his mother
you don't cry when I'm cutting you
q piece of pie!"
"Well, I do if you cut it too IhOrtI'
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

TOmmy-our teacher whipped q
boy to-day for whispering. but it didn't
do any good.
Mamms-Why noti
Tommy-'Csuse it made him holler
ten times louder than he whispered.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

Weak women should read my "Book
No. 4 For Women" ID Vas written OF.
pressly for womsn who are NOS veil.
The Book No 4 tells Of Dn Sleeps
might Cure" and just how these soosh.
ing, healing, sntiseptie suppositefiss
can be SUCCESSFULLY applied. The book
and strictly confidential medical advice
is entirely free. Write DR.. 5hoop. Ra-
cine, Wis. The Night cure 10 cold By
Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14
Rest Healer In the word.

Rev. r. Starblrd, Of East Raymond.
Maine, says: al have used Bucklen's
Arnica Salye for several years on my
old army wound, aud other obstinsts
sores, and End it the best healer Ia the
world. I use it too with great success
In my veterinary business" Price 2se.
at HilPs drug store.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14
Human Filters.

The function OF the kidneys is 70
strain out the impurities Of the blood
which is constantly passing through
them. Foley's Kidney Remedy makes
the kidneys healthy 30 they viii strain
out all waste matter from ths blood
Take Foley's Kidney Remedy At once
and it will make you well. Hills
Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

Willie Il say, father. what 10 the
difference between "wsll' and "goodf"
Fathsr-I have noticed my son,
that about the only time whom you
are good is when you are not well.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

Little olarencs-POpPy, what is a
millennium
slewfOot-It's jss about de same as
centennial. muh son, on'y it's got
mo legs.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14
Colds hat Hang On.

Colds that hang on 10 the spring de-
plete the system, exhaust tne neVes'
and open the way for serious Illness.
Take Foleys Honey and TAI ~
quickly stops the cough snd expen 10
cold. Il is safe and certain In rssais'
HILLS Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

When you think Of Indigestion think
Of Kodol for it Is without doubt the on
ly preparation that completely digests
All classes Of food. And that u what
you need when you have indigestson OF
stomach trouble--tomething that wiz
act promptly but thoroughly some
thing that will get right at the troubls
and do the very work itself for She
stomach by digesting the food that yon
eat, and that 10 Kodol. Il IL pleasant 70
take. Il Is sold By Eills Pharmscy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

Maggie calling up stair')-Ths gas
store went out, mum.
Mistress-Wsll-lght i'll
Msggie-It went out through the
roof, mum.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

GAS To RE "a.
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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1908-05-14

Hs-Mabsl, yOu grow more bssuti'
ful every day.
sh. (plsassd)-ohi Jack, you DO
ezaggerste.
He-Well, then, every other day.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
Good Rigs and
Careful Drivers.
SMART & REITER,
3l2 BeItrami Ave.

~ United States Indian Service, Red Lake.
Minnesota. November 4th, 1908. Sealed pro-
posals. the envelope to be marked 'Proposal
for the. purchase Of dead and fire killed
will be received until twelve o'clock noon.
for the purchase of all the, merchant
able dead and fire killed timber. stand
as If s on of tR sect Ea4t 81 @
Section Fl. all Of Section %, and the NJ of
NW4 of Section 80, T. ISL, R. SO. Red Lake
Reservation. Minnesota. 1t is estimated that
there are 1,eS5ooO feet Of white pine and sos,
the burned area. The successful bidder will
be required to comply in every particul ar
with the regul ations approved by the Presi-
dent on October, g. 1905 to govern the sale
ferred to and each and every bidder must
enclose with his bid, as evidence of good
faith. g, certified check on some solvent
national bank equal to twenty-five per- cent
price BID. payable to the Superintendent Of
the Red Lake Indian School, Red Lake.
Minnesota # the. successful bidder fails.
OF his bid within sonabe time from the
date OF the notice Of its acceptance and to
furnish bond in sum to be fixed by the Com.
missioner OF Indian Affairs guaranteeing
faithful compliance with the terms and con-
entered into by such successful bidder with
the Superintendent Of the Red Lake Indi an
School, the check deposited as an evidence OF
benefit of the Indian tribe. The right to
reject any and all bids is reserved. For
further information. including COPY of the
regulations and forms of the contract and
bond apply to the undersigned THOMAS
Indian School, THOMAS DOWNS, Special
Agent in Charge.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
The South Sea Whiskers Trade.

''In the south seas whiskers is rari-
ty,'' said sailor. 'Most OF, them there
Maoris has hairless faces, like girls
When a young Maori, at the age Of six
teen or so, finds himself endowed with
whiskers he blesses the day when. he
was born, for now, by tar, he knows
bis whiskers will keep him from want
In his old age.
"Puzzlin', amt it? I'll explain it GU,
to you.
1.-THE Maori chiefs down Tahiti way
wears complicated headdress, and a
necessary part Of this here headdress
Is a lot Of stiff tufts of white whiskers
The headdress mahors- pays for white
whiskers their weight in gold.
$50, you see, old fellers with snowy
spinach is in demand in the south seas
Contractors keeps herds Of these old
fellers, the same as drovers keeps
sheep, and regular in June and Deem
Der the semiannual shearin' comes of.
''The curly white harvest is loaded
on to pirogues, and the contractors puts
out over the roarin' coral reefs, and
from island to island sells to the chiefs
big handfuls Of that there snowy fluff
for it's weight in French gold."-New
Orleans Times-DemOcrat.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
PLEADS GUILTY TO one.
sixty-five Other Counts Against ohie
Banker Dismissed.

Cleveland, Nov. 10. - w. Harry
Schmick, former cashier of the First
National bank of Leetonia, O., who
was indicted with his father, Q. N.
Schmicl,, president of the bank, on
charges of embezzlement and making
false entries, was sentenced to. prison
for five years by Judge Tayler in fed
eral court The father was set free.
The younger Schmick was to be
tried OF, sixty-six counts. His ,attor
ney said that he would plead guilty to
one count T. This was accepted by
Judge Tayler.. The plea of guilty was
given to making false entries in a re
port to the comptroller of the treasury
in regard to- the assets of the institu
tion. The investigation of the affairs
of the bank after it's failure in 1907
brought out the fact that false en-
tries had been made.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
Russian Women,

A Russian paid the following glow
ing tribute to the women of his ma
tive land: "The women of Russia CON-
bine the vivacity and wit of the
Frenchwoman with the industry and
thrift for which the women Of Ger
many are famous. She is superb
wife and mother. and withal a fine
mental worker. The Russian girl stu
dent is generally in the front rank at
the universities. Doubtless some Of
her fine qualities are due to the fact
that in Russia women are free and
are in every respect considered to be
the equals of men. Russian women are
born politicians and diplomats and SO
intensely patriotic that they esteem no
sacrifice too great for their country;
hence as lutionists-however mis-
guided they are infinitely more daring
and devoted than the men. Secrets
have been wrung from male revolu-
tonaries by torture, but never from
the women 2-# -.'~ s
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
SIidinu Down a Cask.

One of the vintage ceremonies at
Klosterneuberg, the famous convent
which the Viennese visit annually on
st. Leopold's day, consists in sliding
down giant cask Of wine. The i'm
mense cask. was first filed in the ia
nous wine year Of I'LL. The origin
Of the sliding is found in a story Of a
cooper who was in the habit of return
ing home in a merry condition His
wife fetched him one day from the
village Inn, and he attempted to hide
behind the cask. She seized a broom,
however, and with the help Of several
friends forced him to scramble up one
side and slide to the ground on the
opposite as punishment for his con-
duct.-Lo ndon Mail.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
COM ERS NOT AMONG
The INVITED GUESTS
President to Give a Labor Leg.
isIation Dinner.

Washington, Nov. 10. ~ President
Roosevelt has issued invitations for q
notable labor legislation dinner t
be held at the White House Tuesday
Nov. II.
il The guests will include many ma
tional labor organization chiefs, sew
eral prominent judges and executive
officials, but it is understood thai
President Gompers, Secretary Morri
son, Vice President O'Conne1l ani
Treasurer Lennon of the American
Federation of Labor are not included
Labor legislation will be discussed,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
Physician Dies Of Blood Poison.

Fair,nont, w. Va, Nov. 10.-Dr. John
r. Cook, one of the most prominent
physicians, in West Virginia. is dead
as a result of blood poisoning which
developed month ago when he acct
dentally pricked his finger with an in.
strument while operating as patient.
Every effort was made by Eastern
specialists to save his life. " 1922. =
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
Child Burned to Death.

Madison, Wis, Nov. 1O.-A little
child burned beyond recognition, three
other members of the family serious
Iy burned and injured, the hired man
badly injured and the farmhouse re
duced to ashes tells the story of the
explosion of gas plant at the home
of Frederick Niebuhr, in the town OF
Burke, near here.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10


A. B. Clair of Grand Rapids, one
of the democratic stalwarts who
put in some good ticks" in Itasca
county for Governor Johnson, at
the late general election, came over
from the Rapids" yesterday after
noon and spent several hours in the
city. Mr.. Clair left last evening
on a business trip to Northome
where he is buying timber for the
Bemidji Lumber company.
John Morrison, ST., the sage of
Red Lake." came down yesterday
forenoon from his home and spent
several hours here on a combined
business aid pleasure trip, and
returned to his home in the after
noon. Mr.. Morrison conducts a
fine stopping place at the Red Lake
agency, where he has resided for
many years, and where he commands
the greatest respect, from red men
and white men alike. g..
John Lindholm, one of the prin-
clpal stockholders of the Forest
Lumber company of Blackjack,
spent yesterday in Bemidji on bust.
ness. Mr.. Lindholm states that his
firm is rapidly clearing ground on
which to rebuild their sawmil], at
the Duck" which was lately de-
stroyed by fire. He states that the
single mill will be ready for making
shingles by the first of the coming
January, but that the sawmil1 will
not be completed before next
spring.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
Are You Looking for q Pudding?

Most people are. and D-Zerta Qnick Pud-
ding is the only quick dessert that delights
and satisfies every housekeeper and the en-
tire family. Every package guaranteed un-
D-Zerta Pudding today from your grocer and
you will buy often and tell your friends.
Various f1avors at all grocers, 10 cents, Or
der today,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
The Real Question,

"Where does he get his money!"
81 don't know where he gets his
and I don't care What I am inter
ested in is knowing just how he gets
."-Nashville American.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10

! = AASANS WAAA I've AA0A AAANSSAAt3 ~
Bemidji Lodge, K.sof 2. this evening
land all members are requested to be
present.
DR.. Dumas of Cass Lake came
down this morning from Littlefork,
near which place he had been look
ing over timber claim. The doctor
went to Cass Lake on. this Moons
train.
Otto Myran, who owns farm
northwest Of Blackjack, passed
through the city this morning from
Blackjack southwara-b bound to
Evansville and st. Cloud, where he
will visit with relatives and friends
for several weeks. ia:
The NJ. & I. railway has placed a
coach for the use on the regular
north bound passenger train, which
will carry Iumberjacks'''4swho are
bound for Kelliher and other points
in that vicinity where logging oper-
atoms will be Conducted this winter.
The Blackjack Employ m n t
agency this morning shipped a
bunch of men to Akeley who will
work in the logging camps of Walker
& Akeley, north of Akeley. The
Walker & Akeley company will do a
large amount of logging in the Lake
George country, the logs to be
hauled to the Red River Lumber
company's sawmill at Akeley for
saving into lumber.
F. S. Lycan returned last night
from a hunting trip in the southern
part of the state. Mr.. Lycan accom-
panied E. B. Swygart of St. Paul,
and they went to- LeSeur Center,
where there is excellent bird hunting.
They had splendid time and
bagged nice number of birds.
And what is more" says Frank,
'one doesn't get the, buck fever
shooting at small game"
George Kreatz, the contractor,
came down this morning from Black
duck, where he had been looking
after the erection of the new public
building for that place, Mr.. Kreatz
states that the block is now rooted"
and that the building will be ready
for occupancy about February l.,
1909. Mr.. Kreatz left this noon for
Chisholm, where he has several con-
tracts to erect buildings in Newer
Chisholm, to replace those destroyed
BY the forest fire, several months
ago.
Fred Schilpin, city editor of the
St. Cloud Times, chaperoned" a
bunch of St. Cloud hunters, headed
by Alderman John Kowa]skowki Che
of the choking name) and several
others. The party were met at the
depot by E. H. Jerrard, a former
resident of St. Cloud. who saw to
it that the boys were properly
supplied with time card and
schedule and given rules as to
mistaking human beings for deer
and several other minor matters
which a good hunter should know.
Schilpin and his bunch went on
through to Big Falls, and great will
be the slaughter.
T. J. Miller left last evening for
the north country, in charge of a
bunch" of deer and moose hunters,
composed of the following sure-thing
shots: State Senator Works of
Mankato; Bert Bailey of St. Paul;
and Rev. Denistson of this city.
T. ]. is taking the boys" in the
neighborhood where a certain resi-
dent of southern Minnesota sue
ceeded in killing a COW for a moose,
some two years ago, when IT, j."
"chaperoned" a crowd of hunters in
search of moose or any other old
thing that stood on four feet. They
are going into the right country to
get~good hunting.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-11-10
LOCAL HAPPENINGS.
Tho Continued
Story Of
Current Events.

l1411lNuO ca''s'' ! Events.
Kuppenheimer $24 overcoats fol
Sf8, this week only. Schneider
Bros.
Matt Becker, the local tailor, went
to Blackjack last evening on bust.
ness trip.
William Hughes of Crookston was
a guest at the Markham hotel yester.
day afternoon. s. ...ss. ~ .. @
/ George Horton was Blackjack
visitor in the city who returned to
his home on the evening train. "A
R. w. Hitchcock, ex-editor of the
Pioneer, and who is now running
the Hibbing Tribune, came over
from his bone yesterday afternoon.
w. A. Gould, superintendent of
logging for the Bemidji Lumber
company, went to Kelliher last
evening on a business mission for
his company. =
The, Wonzer left last evening for
Funkley, where he will look over the
field for the purpose of engaging in
the barbering business. He may
possibly put in a shave shop" at
Funkley.
If you find any overcoats bought
at Schneider Bros which is not as
represented, we will gladly exchange
it or refund your money. No trans
action is complete until you are
fully satisfied.
DR.. Monahan of Blackjack, one
of the best of good fellows up at
the Duck" returned to his home
last evening after having spent yes
terday in the city looking after some
business matters. -
D. E. Mitchell (most of the boys
call him "Mitch") went to Inter-
national Falls last evening for the
purpose of subbing" for one of the
brakemen, on the International
Falls-Bemidji "local", who is on the
sick list.
The Ladies' Aid society of the
Methodist church will meet Wednes-
day afternoon at the home of Mrs.
A. A. Carter, corner of Mississippi
avenue and Eighth street. There
will be an election of officers and
lunch will be served. Everyone is
cordially invited to attend the meet
ing.
State Senator S. D. Works of
Mankato, came in yesterday FORE
noon from Crookston, where he has
invested quite sum in Red River
Valley "dirt.' Senator Works is
some hunter" and he went north
last night to try his "trusty rifle" at
the headwaters of the Tamarack
river.
John Holten, a prominent mer.
chant of Fertile, and who is the rep
resentative-elect from his legislative
district, was a visitor in the city yes
terday. Mr.. Holton came in from
Solway, where he had been on a
business deal, and decided to spend
several hours as a guest of his CO.
laborer in the legislature, Represent
alive Opsahl of this city.
Henry Stechman, proprietor of
the Hotel Stechman at Tenstrike,
and who is one of the "stalwarts" of
that town, spent yesterday in Be-
midi, looking after bis business
interests here. Mr.. Stechman is be-
coming more and more attracted
hitherward, and it is dollars to
doughnuts that he will eventually
move to Bemidji and make his home
here.
A. B. Clair of Grand Rapids, one
of the democratic stalwarts who
put in some good ticks" in Itasca
county for Governor Johnson, at
the late general election, came over
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Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1908-01-09
TO The Southern Women Of
Fitzgerald.

Your presence is desired at the
Lee Grant Hotel next Thursday
afternoon at 8 o'clock to organize
a chapter Of United Daughter of
the Confederacy.
The objects of this association
arc historical, educational, memo
rial benevolent and social. To fulfill
the duties of charity to the surViv-
.ors of the war between the States
and these dependent upon them. To
collect and preserve the material
for a truthful history of the war,
to protect historical places of the
Confederacy, to record the part
taken by Southern women, as well
in untiiing efforts after the war in
the reconstruction, of the South.
Those women entitled to member
ship are Tao wi lows, mothers; Sis
ters, ncices and lineal descendants
OF such men as served honorably
in the Confederate army, navy, o.:
civil service, or those men unfit for
active duty, who Loyalty gave aid
to the cause, also women andthe:r
lineal descendants wherever living
who can give proof Of personal ser
vice and, loyal aid to the Southern
cause during the war. Hoping
for large attendance.
! uni Rcspt.
A U. ID. G.