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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
UPWARD START
After Changing from Coffee to Postum

Many talented person is kept back
because of the interference of coffee
with the nourishment of the body.
This Is especially so with those
whose nerves are very sensitive, as is
often the case with talented persons.
There is a simple, easy way to get rid
of coffee evils and Tenn. lady's ex.
perience along these lines is worth
considering. She says:
Almost from the beginning OF the
use of coffee it hurt my stomach. By
the time ! was fifteen | was almost a
nervous wreck, nerves all unstrung no
strength to endure the most trivial
thing, either work or fun.
There was scarcely anything /
could eat that would agree with me.
The little did eat seemed TO give me
more trouble than il was worth. |
finally quit coffee and drank hot
water, but there was so little food |
could digest, | was literally starving
was so weak l could not sit up long
AT a time.
ut was then a friend brought me a
hot cup OF Postum. ! drank part of It
and after an hour felt as though !
had had something TO eat felt
strengthened. That was about FIVE
years ago, and after continuing Post.
um In place OF coffee and gradually
getting stronger, to-day | can eat and
digest anything | want, walk as much
as | want. My nerves are steady.
II believe the first thing that did me
any good and gave me an upward
start, was Postum, and | use II alto.
gether now instead of coffee" There's
a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek, Mich. Read The Road to Well,
VILE" In pkgs.
Ever read the above letterf A new
one appears from time ia time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
interest.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
Tr1lfb and
Quality

appeal to the Well.lnformed in every
walk Of life and are essential to permanent
success and creditable standing. Accor-
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs
and Elixir Of SIENNA is the only remedy of
known value, but one OF many reasons
why it is the best Of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that il clcanscs,
swcetens and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any facilitating
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
IL acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as il is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co, only, and for sale by all leading drug
gists.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
WARNED OF THE CYCLONE.
Telephone Just Few Seconds Ahead
OF High Wind.

Once upon time Kansas zephyr
broke loose and meandered about the
country, picking up various things.
Bill Baumgartner's telephone, 20 miles
away, rang:
us that you. Bill?" yelled an excited
voice.
Yes. what's the matter?"
This is Frank. We've got cyclone
down here, and it's headed your way.
Look out! /" Franks voice broke
off suddenly. Bill heard a crash and
a sputtering, then all was silence. He
gathered up his family and rushed
them to a deep ravine. They were just
In time to dodge a funnelshaped cloud
that wrecked the house, picked up his
barn, two cows, and couple Of miles
of fence.-Hampton's Broadway Maya.
zine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21

Now. Willie" said the teacher OF
the primary class, let us see whether
you can tell us tho name of this grace,
Unlocking animal with the big,
pronged horns? Hunters go up into
the woods every fall to shoot this
beautiful creature. 1t is very cruel OF
them to do so, is II not? Can't you
tell us what the animal is called
Come, now, think | am sure you
know what 1t is. What does your IA
ther call your mother when he comes
home at night"
HE calls her Betsy, cause II
plaques her"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
Mark Twain on Art.

Mark Twain and party Of friends
recently went to visit the studio OF a
young sculptor who is coming rapidly
into public notice. One OF the pieces
which was admired greatly by the ma
jority of the party was the figure of n
young woman coiling up her hair.
Mark listened 10 the encomiums in
silence, and when urged for an ex-
preston of opinion said slowly:
1T is beautiful, but It is not true TO
nature"
All expressed their surprise at this
unexpected verdict and demanded his
reasons,
She ought to have her mouth full
of hairpins," replied Tom Sawyer's
father.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
SEVERE HEMoRRHolDS
Sores, and Itching Eczema-Doctor
Thought an Operation Necessary
-cuteura's Efficacy Proven.

Il am now so years old, and three
years ago | was taken with an at.
tack of piles (hemorrhoids), bleeding
and protruding. The doctor said the
only help for me was TO so to a
hospital and be operated on. tried
several remedies for months but did
not get much help. During this time
sores appeared which changed to a
terrible itching eczema Then | began
to use Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and
Pills. injecting n quantity of Cuticura
Ointment with Cuticura Suppository
Syringe. 1t took a month of this
treatment to get me in a fairly healthy
state and then | treated myself once
day for three months and, after that,
once or twice week. The treatments
tried took lot of money, and It is
fortunate that ] used Cuticura. J. II.
Henderson, Hopkinton, N. Y, Apr.
26, 1907"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
Uncle Ben Liked Fer.

A Kansas City girl recently married
a man who lives in one of the smaller
nearby towns, and went there with
him to live. The bridegroom was
naturally eager that his relatives
should like his bride and as one, an
old farmer, voiced no complimentary
opinion in his hearing he at last
asked:
Uncle Ben, what do you think of
my wife,"
Wal, for a fact, George responded
the old fellow, you shore outmarried
yourself. "-Kansas City Times.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
The ONLY Use He Knew.

The head OF the family" was read
ing the vivid account Of the departure
of the Israelites from the land OF
Egypt, and the four-year.old son lis.
tened with intense interest.
At length the reader came to the
passage, And Moses took the bones OF
Joseph with him." when the boy,
whose limited experience had taught
him only one use for such articles,
shocked his staid relatives by crying
in excited amazement:
"To make soup wiv?"-Harper's
Monthly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
FUN FOR "HAPPY COUPLE"
Modern Wedding Described with Pos.
sbIy Slight Exaggeration.

The young pair had so many friends
that the police were quite unable to
cope with the situation. The bride
was headed up in barrel and thrown
into the river, while the groom was
bound and gagged and suspended by
his feet from tall tree.
At this point the military was
called out and arrived at double quick
just in time TO save the baggage from
being pasted over with insulting pla.
cards.
A number of shot were exchanged.
At late hour the city was reported
quiet and the authorities, though not
denying the popularity of the high
contracting parties, were confident
that there would be no more violence.
Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications they cannot reach the dis
easHd portion Of the ear, There ls only way 20
cure deafness and that Is by constitutional remedies
Deafness Is caused by an nnamed condition OF the
mucous lining Of the Eustachan Tube. When this
tube Is innamed you have a rumbng sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when II Is entirely closed Deaf
ness II the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored 10 IL normal condI
ton hearing will be destroyed forever; nine eases
out OF ten caused by Catarrh. which Is nothing
but an nnamed condition OF the mucous surfaces
We will give one Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness Caused by catarrhl that cannot be cured
by Halls Cgtarrh Cure, Send for circulars, free.
,. j. CHENEY a Co. Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
HadherWay.

The oldest named country home is
in Jackson county, according to a Co.
lumbar who is friend OF the owner.
The name as II appears at the front
gate is "Hadherway," and never fails
TO attract attention from passersby.
For years the wife wanted TO leave
Kansas City and go to farm. When
the family finally moved they named
the home "Hadherway."-Columbia
Herald.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
One Way to CAGE the Brute.

81 think that's a charming thing for
your wife to do" the visitor remarked.
ITO sit down on the floor and take
your shoes off for you after dinner"
1T u.s." acknowledged her husband.
but there's method In her madness.
She does It to keep me at home. She
knows that once my shoes are on
and my slippers on I'll be too lazy to
put the shoes back on and go down
town."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21

For years I was
weak and run down,
could not sleep, my
limbs swelled and
the secretions were
troublesome; pains
were intense. / was
fast in bed for four
months. Three doc.
tors said there was
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21

no cure for me and was given up to
die. Being urged, | used Doans Kid
ney Pills. Soon / was better and in a
few weeks was about the house, well
and strong again"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster.Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
His Reason,

The Pied Piper had just charmed all
the children into the mountain.
80 the fathers of the families can
have a good time in the country" he
explained.
Herewith there were some who sus-
pected a put-up job.-Harpers Bazaar
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21

If there is any one thing that a
woman breads more than another it
is a surgical operation.
We can state without fear of
contradiction that there are hun
dreds, yes, thousands, of operations
performed upon women in our hos
pitfalls which are entirely unneces-
sarY and many have been avoided hv
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
Not Till Then,

PERCY dreamed last night that
You had accepted me. What does that
signify?
Edith-That you will marry me.
Percy-Ah! When?
Edith-When YOU dream again.
London Opinion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
THE NEWEST MODE.

Susie-What does the new baby at
your house look like? Is IL nice?
Sammy-Must be the latest thing in
babies. Maw's as tickled over 1t as
II it just come from the millner's.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21

Some young men seem to think II
better TO have loved and lost than
never to have lost at all.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
sEp.souND FOR MONTHS,
Hope Abandoned After Physicians
Consultation

Mrs. Enos Shearer, Yew and Wash.
ington SITS. Centralia, Wash says:
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
COFFEE
You are both judge and
jury for Schilling's Best.

Your grocer returns your money II you don't
like II We pay him.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21

Use Aliens Foot-Ease
CurcStlrcd aching sweating feet 2jc. Trial package
free. A. :. Olmstcd, lie Roy, NY.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
A HINT TO GOLFERS.

The Nisitor-What on earth does
that chap carry that photograph round
for. Is he dotty?
The Momber-No! But he's dumb
So he has that talking machine to
give instructions TO his caddie or to
make few well chosen remarks in
case he fozzles his drive or does any.
thing else annoying.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21

Nothing prospers like frenzied
financier-for time.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
or children teething, sOftens the gums, reduces in
allays pain, cures wind colo. 25c bottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
LYDIA Z. PINkHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

For proof OF this statement read
the following letters.
Mrs. Barbara Base, of Kingman,
Kansas, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
I" For eight years / suffered from the
most severe form of female troubles and
was tol d that an operation was my only
hope Of recovery. wrote Mrs. Pinkham
for advice, and took Lydia Il. Pinlhams
Vegetable Compound, and it has saved
my life and made me a well woman"
Mrs. Arthur II. House, of Church
Road, Moorestown. N. j., writes:
~ feel 1t is my duty TO let people
know what Lydia Il. PinlSham's Vege-
table Compound has done for me. /
suffered from female troubles, and last
March my physician decided that an
operation was necessary. Ny husband
objected, and urged me to try Lydia
l.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and to-day / am well and strong"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
A Chemisette.

- SncUlibCttc,
The fact that the Pereira medal-the
annual blue ribbon" OF the world OF
pharmacy--has been won by a lady
makes one wonder what female
chemist should be called A chemi-
settle london Punch.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21

There are no vacations in the school
for scandal.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
important 10 Mothara.

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORlA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-21
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia Il. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, and backache.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-11-01

In Stevens County a dam will be
built and pump utilized to prevent
the overflow of about 10000 acres with
consequent injury to crops, by the
Calispel river.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27
BY cARNEs & WALLACE
INlQUITlES OF THE PROTECTIVE
TARIFF.

A short time ago the American
Steel Corporation sold in Mexico 2S,.
900 tons of steel rails at $40 a ton. If
a Texas road had bought these rails
it would have had to pay SIS ton.
For the $4,000 tons the MeXicans paid
s560,000. For the same Texans would
have been forced to pay $7S4,000. The
difference is $224,000 Mr.. Schwab
manager of the steel trust, testified
before the industrial commission that
steel rails can be manufactured at SIC
a ton. When sold in Mexico the profit
is 81 a ton; when sold in Texas il is
$12 a ton
Who is responsible for the law that
enables the steel trust to exact from
a Texan a profit three times as great
as it receives from Mexican? Did
the much abused Thirtieth legislature
perpetrate this iniquity? No, the Re.
publican congress did it with its little
Dingley bill. This infamous system
of legalized robbery is doing more to
retard development in Texas than all
the legislatures the State ever had or
ever will have could do if they tried
ever so hard.
The ordinary citizen does not buy
steel rails, but he is hurt by the hand.
leap on the development of his State.
Moreover, he pays more than is just
for almost everything he buys because
the protective tariff shuts out compe-
tition and enables the trusts to fix
prices to suit themselves.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27
"AD." MEN TO DEMAND NEW LAW.

Kansas City, Mo. Aug. 26.-'Honest
Advertising is the keynote of the an
nual convention of the Associated AID
vertising Clubs of America. which he
gan in this city today. The conven.
ton will vote upon a resolution which
provides an amendment to the An.
buchon bill, introduced last winter in
congress. The bill provides penalties
for any advertiser misrepresenting
goods in any detail. The amendment
sought would be to force every pub
Usher in the United States who runs
advertising in his periodical to pub
lish daily on the editorial page sworn
statement of the circulation of the pa.
per, if it is circulated through the
mails.
An effort to secure a law through
which the power of the Postmaster
General in issuing fraud orders"
against publications may be curtailed
is to be made at the convention. Del.
egates from the Cincinnati Advertis.
ing Club will ask the convention to re-
solve That the before-mentioned DOW
er, now reposed in the Postmaster
General, should be taken from him and |
vested in the federal courts, and that |
he law comforting the power on the
courts be so framed as to require that
neither the use of the mails nor the
second class mail privileges shall be
AIKEN away until a hearing shall have
'een accorded the person affected"
Numerous prominent speakers are
o be heard during the three days the
will be in session. Among
he number are Charles w. Knapp of
It. Louis, Arthur Brisbane of New
'ork, c. W. Post of Battle Creek, Tru.
nan A. DuWeese of Buffalo, r. ]. Gun
ing of Chicago, s. S. Mcclure, the
magazine publisher; A. w. Lawshe,
bird assistant postmaster general, and
ohm w. Barrett, director of the Inter.
ational Bureau of American Repub.
cs.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27

The Springfield mob or conspiracy.
or whatever you choose to call it, still
persists in its determination TO drive
all negroes from the Illinois capital.
Apparently respectable people, says
the latest date, SAY dispassionately
that as soon as the soldiers are gone
they will get rid of the blacks" Their
slogan is: Springfield must be
white town"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27
TO IMPROVE FISH INDUSTRY.

Morehead, N c., Aug. 26.-Repre.
sentatives from nearly all of the coun.
ties of North Carolina gathered here
today for two days conference to
discuss the future development of the
fisheries Of the State. One of the prin.
cipal matters to receive attention is
the proposal to extend the jurisdiction
OF the State Fish Commission. now
having supervision Of the enforcement
Of the laws in the coast and sound wa.
ters, to the entire State, SO that the In.
and streams, as well as the costal wa. |
'ers, may be kept better stocked.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27
MAsoNs LAY CORNER STONE.

Lewistown, Mont, Aug. 26.-The
corner stone for the new Masonic TEN.
pie to be erected in this city was laid
today with impressive ceremonies and
IN the presence of large gathering
OF the Masonic fraternity from all
parts of Montana. Grand Master s. C.
Kenyon officiated and addresses were
delivered by number of speakers of
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27

It is expected that about 500 dele.
gates~health officers. physicians.
newspaper men and other citizens
viii go from Texas to the information
al tuberculosis congress, which meets
IN washington the latter part Of Sep
tember. Seine cities and some coun-
ties are appropriating money to pay
the expenses OF their respective health
officers. The ravages of The Great
White Plague have aroused the peo-
pie Of all the States and Of other ma
ton, and they will meet in council to
devise means for the destruction of
the monster.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27
FOOTBALL SCHEDULES OF BIG
EASTERN COLLEGES FOR
SEASON SOON TO BEGIN.
Yale University.


Sept. 30 Wesleyan at New Haven
Oct. 3-Syracuse at Now Haven.
Oct lO-Holy Cross at New Haven
Oct l7-Army at West Point.
Oct. Washington and jefferson
at New Haven.
Oct Massachusetts Aggies ri
New Haven.
Nov Brown at New Haven.
Nov 14-Princeton at Princeton.
Nov. 21-Haryard at New Haven.
Harvard University.
Sept. 30-Bowdoin at Cambridge.
Oct. University of Maine at Cam
bridge
Oct. BATES at Cambridge.
Oct. 1O-Williams at Cambridge.
Oct. 17-Springfield Training School
at Cambridge.
Oct 24-Annapolis at Annapolis.
Oct. 31-Brown at Cambridge.
Nov. Carlisle at Cambridge.
Nov. 14-Dartmouth at Cambridge.
Nov. 21-Yale at New Haven.
University OF Pennsylvania.
Sept. 30-North Carolina at Franklin
Field
Oct. Washington and Jefferson at
Franklin Field
Oct. 7-Bucknell at Franklin Field.
Oct. 11-Franklin and Marshall at
Franklin Field.
Oct. 14-Lafayette at Franklin Field.
Oct 1S-Gettysburg at Franklin
Field
Oct. 21-Brown at Franklin Field.
Oct. 2S-Swarthmore at Franklin
Field.
Nov. Carlisle Indians at Franklin
field.
Nov. 11-state College at Franklin
Tield
Nov. Michigan at Ann Anchor.
Nov. 30-Cornell at Franklin Field.
Princeton University.
Oct. 3-Springfield Training School
t Princeton.
Oct. 7-Stevens Institute at Prince
on.
Oct 10-Lafayette at Princeton.
Oct. 14-Villa Nova at Princeton.
Oct. 17-Swarthmore at Princeton.
Oct. 21-Fordham at Princeton.
Oct. 24-Syracuse at Princeton.
Oct. 31-West Point at West Point
Nov. dartmouth at New York or
rinceton.
Nov. 14-Yale at Princeton.
Cornell University
Oct 3-Hamilton at Ithaca.
Oct. 10-Oberlin at Ithaca.
Oct. 17-Colgate at Ithaca.
Oct 24-Vermont at Ithaca.
Oct. 31-Pennsylvania State at It'll.
a. T
Nov. Amherst at Ithaca. r
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27

A young preacher in New York,
who was enjoying the hospitality of
the Young Mems Christian Associa.
ton, appropriated to his own use with
out the consent of the owner a suit of
clothes and a pair of eyeglasses be-
longing to a fellow lodger. When ar
rested on charge of stealing he said
he had done no wrong, because it was
his intention to return the articles as
soon as he secured a pastorate.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27
TO DEPART FOR MEIsoueNe

Sydney, N. S. W., Aug. 26.-The fleet
OF American battleships under the
command of Rear Admiral Sperry will
leave Sydney tomorrow. They will go
to Melbourne, where they are due AN.
gust 20, and will remain for a week
The distance from here to Melbourne
is SIC miles.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27

The fact that Taft is Unitarian. it
is alleged, will have an important in
fluence on the election in some of the
States. One of the candidates on the
Republican electoral ticket in Virginia
has withdrawn his name and announc.
ed his intention 10 vote for Bryan be-
cause he is unwilling to support any
man who denies the divinity of Jesus
Christ.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27

When Bryan received that trick
mule that nobody can ride and that
will not work it was generally believ.
ed that the joke was on him, but do
nations of choice hay ito feed the
Democratic mascot are coming in at
such rate that there will probably
be enough for all the stock on Fair.
view farm and surplus to sell.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27

AS an abstract question majority
of the people of Texas have never
been and are not now in favor of
Statewide prohibition. But major
ity of the people of Texas believe in
the enforcement of the law. and if
liquor men in any part of the State
persist in setting the law at defiance
they have only themselves to blame if
public opinion outlaws their business.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27

The attorneys for the prosecution
and for the defence in the Hains-An.
mis- murder case have agreed that in
the trial there shall be no nauseating
details, as in the Thaw case. The
American people have vet much TO be
thankful for.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27

The Sunset lines allege that the ten
per cent increase in freight rates is
justifiable because they need the mon
ey. 1t is of record that highwaymen
have often used the same argument to
justify holdups
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-08-27

The Eagle INSTRUMENTATION that fifty
young Democrats of Texas will be in
vited to go into the doubtful States to
make speeches in behalf of Bryan and
Kern. This good city of Bryan will re-
spond to a requisition to furnish one
of the number.