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Rittcr Rot.

Bitter Rot.
The ample disease known as Oltter
rot occurs in very destructive form
throughout the Piedmont and eastern
sections Of North Carolina. though II
e posslbly less destructive turther
vest In a recent trip through the
middle of the State, the writer saw
dozens of orchards ruined by this rot
which. but for the presence OF the
rot would have yielded largely. In
many Of the orchards visited, the
trees we're in fine condition, showing
suitability Of soil and climate ana
they bore an abundance OF FRUIT Dut
closer examination showed that the
ground under the trees was COM
nIetelv covered with rotten apples
and that the apples still on the trees
had numerous specks Of soft, brown
rot. In many villages and towns all
apples offered for sale In stores were
affected with this rot.
This rot has been known in de-
structiye form in the United States
since 1867. It is estimated TO have
done s1.5OO,OOO OF damage in four
counties in Illinois in 1900. In the
Middle States the losses are estimated
TO be from onc-half to three-fourths
OF the entire crop. The president OF
the National Apple Ship er5' Associa-
ton estimated the damage in the
United States in 1900 at Sl0,0OO,OOO.
There are many different types OF
annie rot; some are hard, some are
soft. some wet, some dry, some OF one
color and some another etc. The bit
ter rot of the apple, sometimes called
the ripe rot, Is a soft, wet, yellow ro''
occurring usually as circular spots on
the fruit. These spots, Of which there
may be from one TO twenty or more
on each apple. enlarge rapidly, rum
together, and the whole fruit becomes
a soft. rotten mass. The disease us
uallv begins while the fruit is still
hanging on the tree, and as the dis
case progresses. many Of the apples
fall to the ground below.
This rot is caused by a fungus,
known as Gloeosrorium the spores OF
which fall upon the apple, grow, pene'
trate it. and cause the decay. Tn,
spores are produced in immense guam
titles in small pustales, which appear
upon the rCtted surface, In many in
stances the fungus passes the white.
in caukared spots on the twiss anC
bark.
There are two forms Of treatment
both Of which should be followed.
First, inasmuch as the fungus &
known TO winter in the canke- on tn
branches, It is very important, whei
the leaves are of the trees, TO care
fully inspect the orchard, hunt on
these cankers, cut them out and burr
them. and thus remove the most dan
gerous source Of spring infection.
Second, the trees should be spraye
with Bordeaux mixture in order {
kill all spores which fall upon tn
fruit or twigs. Sprayings should b
applied before the buds begin 20 swe
IN the spring, just after the blossom
fall, and every ten or fourteen da!
thereafter until the fruit is almo!
ripe.
These two treatments combine
will, TO a very large extent, serve
control this very serious Gizzcse.-l
L. Stevens, Biologist, North Carolir
Experiment Station.
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PRACTICAL ADVICE ABOUT
DIVERSIFIED FARMING


which will be hay at that time, may
be eaten; and what is not eaten msy
be used for buryng grain In for the
poultry to scratch out, However, the
clippings will be rather short ana
mack down too close for good scratch
ing material unless used with longer
stun.
There are two extremes in caring
for poultry. one is not giving enough
attention to the work to keep the
quarters in a sanitary condition. Inc
other is In doing a lot OF unnecessary
work. in fooling around in attempt
no keep the quarters as clean as a
well-gegulated kitchen. This Is i'm
practical. As long as piles OF drop
nings are not allowed to accumulate
and lice and mites are kept under
control. the quarters will be sanitary
II kept dry and we'll aired. When
that has been accomplished, all mas
been done about the quarters that
will Yield a proft--and profit is WhaI
roultry are kept for. Carefulness IN
| feeding an. Watering Is, OF course
necessary; but even in that WORK a
lot OF time should not be wasted A
lack of a sanitary condition Is the
more common extreme, but the oppo-
Site may be almost as foo,ish.-Pro-
! gress!ye Farmer.
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one of the sequoias in this forest ol
tho worlds most magnificent trees ]
could be cut. About S69,OOO was eA-
pended in road construction oy lne
colony The colony disbanded when
the park was created and no clain
ever has been made against the GoN.
eminent for the money spent III roau
building. The road to the interior OIL
the forest was completed by the Gov
eminent, and now it is puollc nlsu-
way. About 1900 acres CT the for
est Is in private ownership, but the
trees have not been cut. They coulu
not be hauled to the valley, as heaVy
teaminc on the Government ROAD Is
prohibited. ooooo
It is estimated there are 10000
sequolas in the forest, the big trees
running about twenty to the acre
While nurseries have been estao-
lished. no marked success in the
growing Of these trees has ATTENDED
the efforts Of the Government. Ine
parable of the acorn and the OAK Is
familiar 70 those who have been ad-
monished that great achievements
come from small beginnings. A more
striking example is the big tree and
its seed. A single cone contains from
| zoo to 800 seeds, which are about
one-fourth Of an inch long by three
slxteenths wide. The seed OF TINS
giant of the forest is strikingly like
the seed OF the parsnip.
Mr.. Muir says 5haC no other sierra
confer produces nearly so many
seeds. Millions are ripened annually
by a single tree. In fruitful year
saws Mr.. Muir, the product of one OF
the northern groves would be enough
to plant all the mountain ranges Of
the world. But few of the millions
of seed which fall 70 the ground ger
inmate. and Of those that do perhaps
not one in 10000 is suffered to liyt
through the vicissitudes OF storm
! drought, FIRE and snow crushing tina
beset their youth
All the sequoias in the giant fores
are monster trees, but the greatest o
them all is a tree known as, the Gen
. eral sherman. It is ESQ feet high
, and twelve feet above the ground ha
circumference of eighty-two an
three-tenths feet. Its circumference
at the ground Is 1903 feet. 1t is est
, mated this tree contains 100000 fee
OF me-chantable lumber. A timbe
cruiser VINO examined tSis tree as
/ curiosity said there was enough tin
Der in it to fence and cross fence 16
= acres of land, build a seven ROOF
= house, barn and out buildings, an
| leave enough refuse to supply fir
= wood for a year. From this tire
e alone, he said, there could be col
S structed fifteen frame houses, eaC
e two stories high.
r The second largest tree is calle
i the Abe Lincoln. This tree has
8, diameter OF thirty-two feet at 1
: base. At the south edge Of the giai
It forest, near Moro rock, is a TT,
p known as the Theod ore Roosevelt
! This tree is not as large as the 9TH
y two, but is more symmetrieal.-Ne
" York Sun.
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Death BY Lightning.

The Supreme Deity in the Greek
and Roman religions, Zeus Of Jupiter,
was supposed to be the manipulation
OF the lightning, and the person
struck down by one Of the fiery bolto
was especially distinguished, mas
much as he had been felled directly
by the King OF the Gods. The dig
nifty OF the killer was reflected upon
the killed. In addition TO this, tho
opinion was quite universal that the
bodies Of those struck by lightning
we're incorruptible-The American.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-12-03

J. r. Maxwell, Atlanta, Ca, says -
ma Tried Ak different remedies and was
IN despair. when q neighbor told me to try
sbTntrine's rErrER1NR. After using 90
yrortb al YOUR rErrEnISE and soap am
Completely cured. l cannot say too much
in ia rraise." TETrERISE at druggists or
by mail 5J,. Soap 25c. ]. 7. sHUPTRINE,
Dept A Savannah, Ga.
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why THE REDWOODS SURVIVE.

Nature Throws About Them Her Own Protecnon- IL
Man Could Have Marketed Them at a Cost MOI ITO
bibitve These Relics Of a Pre-Glacial Epoch "ouiU
Have Fallen Before the Lumbermans Axe :
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-12-03

France leads the world in wine
production, making 100000. 900
gallons a year.
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CONSIDERATIONS AND BILlOUsNEsS

Corsu,.tion sends poisonous matter
,ornding through the body. Dull headache,
souT stomach, Feted Breath, Blearsd Ewes,
Loss Of Energy and Appetite are the surest
lions OF the aflicron. YoUNo's LIVER PILLS
n5sitIyely cure constipation. They awaken
he singgish liver to better nction, cleanse
The bowels, strengthen the weakened parts,
jndnce appetite and aid digestion. Price
,Ie laboratory. FREQ sample by mail to any
address. j. II. YoUSo, in, Waycross Ga,
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-12-03

Nosouitoes are Responsible TOT some
NJ the American spirit Of unrest.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-12-03

Hicks Capudine Cures Nervousness,
Whether tired out, worried, overworlied, or
what not. It reireshes the brain and
nerves. It's Liquid and pleasant to take.
ioe., 25c., and Soc, at drug stores.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-12-03

Sometimes a smooth tongue can
saw some awful rough things.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-12-03

The man who does not have 10 ac'
count to some good woman for his
golngs and comings never amounts to
much
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jCIXssIfIEp A0ysaILs EMENIsI
QUIZ rOR PILEa

SAMPLE TREATMENT q Red Gross Gross pie RE
-, ont sf free RFE 60 ncpt e Mlnnespolls MINI
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30
CHOICE MISCELLANY


A short time ago In one Of the pub
lie gardens in Vienna n steamstress
found herself seated beside quiet.
plainly dressed woman who was also
sewing. They fell into conversation
about domestic afTalrs, telling cnch 9th
er how they made their own frocEs
and those Of their children. IL Ike 10
occupy myself with this sort Of work,
laid the seaustrcss so do L. re-
Piled the other woman. 1T is one oi
my greatest Plea -urcs." Then. ms fur
thcr confidence accmcd IN order. My
husband t. god Ian the little
scams-ress cortluNcl 50 Is mine"
admitted the other woman Mine
works IN railway station. a7 his ia-
ther did before him" sail the seam
stress. cncpararcl l. 80 >ul deeper
into her history by her listeners inter
est My own father was n wood
carver. What was yoursr After
moments hesitation the other woman
said simply. My father is Francis Jo-
seph.r And. in fact, 1t was the daugh-
ter Of the Austrian emperor, the Arch
duchess Gisela. wife OF the regent of
Bavaria, who was sewing In the public
garden in Vienna.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

although the hardwood men OF the
United States may have TO witness
with alarm the depreciation Of the
area Of oak md walnut In the Ap-
palachinn ranges and the lower Mis-
sissippi, there is plenty Of the other
sort left on the continent" remarked
E. II. Mertes Of Spokane. Wash.
"The world has no idea Of the re-
sources from n timber mnn's viewpoint
Of the great untouched Alaskan for
ests," continued Mr.. Mertcs. "Up
from vnldes and stretching on above
the Tannna river the forest growth of
Alnska- mainly pine. 1t II true, hut the
biggest finest pine in the lnnd-is
prudigious The Interior uf Alnsl,n Is
given over TO much stuuicd growth,
owing to the Severe winters, but along
the Eoftcr cli.lul'l const the forests
arc simply iudr rIlmllc In their TN
cut luAurllncc II viii l~ many years
before the vo1muu's nN Is h"nrd
over the thousands uf square niles IN.
ciudcd in this domain. Milwaukee
Rentincl
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A .Shirt Slaeve Clinnte."

There Is no bad land In Texas. md
its soil could almost feed the world. II
can rRiss sugar and tea. coffee, rice,
cattle-evtrything needed-and it has
various minerals that are rich mud
needed everywhere. The stnte needs
few million more farmers, and It is 60
ing to get them because 1t has Il eli
mate that appeals to millions Of people,
a shirt sleeve climate that only makes
q coat necessary when the wicked
north wind gets loose and comes
whooplng down in the night. On the
coast one can hathe In the ocean surf
all the yenr except when the ''norther"
blows, and that only lasts three days
at time-Sun Antonio Cor. Louisville
(Ky.) Herald
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30
GIeaninga.

Cremation Is forbidden n Belgium
Early grayness without badness is
said to be an indication Of long life
Australians largest cattle herd is that
running on the Victoria river station.
northern territory, s1o miles eouth OF
Port Darwin II numbers 00.0oo head.
NJ Tournay. a Belgian engineer. has
been commissioned by the committee
for the international exhibition at Brus-
eels in 1910 TO erect o tower az lrelles
which VIII I've much higher than the
Eifel tower. The cost is estimated at
S240.o00
Visitors at a Paris hotel were dis
agreeably surprised one morning 20 ind
that the boots they had left outside
their doors had been stolen by bur
glar Only one pair was lsft on which
was a paper with the words, Not good
enough for me"
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30


Woe TIsEurr rTrancM Manager
A BesT Agent AURny,N
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LUMP Jaw.
A rrestmsnt That Sometimes VII
H,r.

Cure an Infected Animal.
The following Is the standard trent
mcnt for lump jaw on cnttle: II there
hc an opening IN the tunur or swelling
inject into the npeInng about one ten
spoonful Of tincturc Of iodine daily. II
there Is no opening. rub the tincture
ou the skin daily, or II mny he injected
with Il hypodcrmie syringe Continue
the treatment uutil II is evident that
the growth Of the tumor hus stopped
If willing to give up the use Of the
COW us II IuilEcr uutil she Is cured, you
may also, lu addition To- the treatment
uhOyc prescribed, give her one aud q
half To- two and II half icnspuunfuls ~
iodido uf potassium divided into two
doses. one In the morning Hnd one at
night, 10 he given In II pint ~ warm
water Continue this for two weeks
or until signs Of iodisn appear, such
as n security skin, weeping ut the eyes
ana drlhhliug from the nose and
mouth Then discontinue for II week
or ten days Rnd commence Rgnin II
necessary.
The lOdlae Of potassium VIII render
the milk uutit for use, Continue to milk
her regularly, however, nnd throw the
milk AWAY, ns she may be cured In u
few weeks, and then her milk will lie
NIL right. The disease itself does not
render the milk unit for use unless
the COW Is IN the last stages, whore
the general health of the COW will lie
impaired.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30
ROOSEVELT ON LOVE.
No Lovers Like Welded Lovers Presi
dent Told q Bride,

Nc Lovers Like welded Lovers Preei-
dent Told q Bride.
The sentimental side Of President
Roosevelt showed itself at the end Of
a thousand mile telegraph wire the
other day when he sent his message
10 Herman II. Kohlsaat Of Chicago on
the eve Of his daughters marriage to
Potter Palmer. Jr.:
There are no lovers like welded
lovers. s."-Tbeodore Roosevelt.
In the mail simultaneously came an
autograph message from Mr.. Roosevelt,
IN which he referred 10 the bride to I've
as dear little Pauline. Of whom an
% fond"
The note is full of good wishes and
afrectionate references to the young
couple The president assures his
friend that there can I've no one out
side OF her own family who wishes her
all possible happiness more sincerely
than he.
President Roosevelt has long been
fond Of Mr.. Palmer's bride and Of
her sister Katherine, and a special
friendship exists between the latter
and Miss Ethel Roosevelt. On the &C.
casion Of numerous visits to Washing.
ton the Kohlsnats have been guests IN
the White House.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

wssAs latsr, m ApFn. the p~,---.. -----
atason came along. Hayes was q strong
fAvorits; but to the surprise OF the
whole country, MprriEsey won in .
hours % minutes - seconds II was
said by ofhcisls that had he not been
intsrfsrsd with by Che crowd Of nutos
on the course he would hnve lowered
I,ongboars figures. Hayes wns second
IN hOurs m minutes seconds, md
he, too, was haInpercd by the autos.
Hayes n q member of the Ninth regi-
fnent- n. q. MI.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

Men ana women Of this day nrc dy-
ing strange deaths. George Washing
ton had no chnncr Of eicctrocution 10y
q live wire. Lincoln was safe from
the dangers Of trolley accident
The other day in New York four
persons were drowned In the North
river under an automobile. The ma
chine got beyond the chauffeur's con-
troll, and before the passengers could
jump TO safety 1t had plunged over
the side of a pier. accomplished a
somersault and gone TO the bottom.
The four occupants of the sents were
pinned TO q drowning death.
We pay n high price for our speed
and civilization, and we fenr that the
worst is yet TO come. for the nirship
shows signs of sure development-St.
Louis Times.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

While the Erie barge canal will cost
S101. 100000, about onc-third Of the
estimated cost OF the Panama canal
the magnitude of the work exceeds
that Mt Panama. The present Erie
canal Is about $50 miles long, and Of
this distance the barge canal follows
the old route for only "a per cent, or
eighty-four miles. For the other 26O
odd miles the canal Is laid out on
what is practically another route, fol-
lowing the rivers and lakes, an old
route OF travel by water which was
used by the pioneers who settled the
western Dart OF the stnte
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30
Science Sftimus.

A mans brain attains its maximum
weight at the age Of twenty years, that
Of a woman at seventeen years.
The typhoid bacillus is 20 minuta,
says a doctor, that a drop OF water
might contain miliiona-
The diamond, 30 long the hardest
known substance. now has two Tivals.
the silicide and the boride Of titRnlum,
products OF Henri MOissan's electric
furnnce. being claimed to be as hard
Saturn revolves round the sun once
in about thirty OF our years. and a. Its
rings are inclined at an angle 10 the
plane Of ITS orbit the rings present q
constantly changing face to us.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30
A postofFice on Every Warship.

A committee has been appointed by
Postmaster General Meyer 10 formulate
regulations for the installation upon
every warship in the United States
navy Of a fully equipped postotiice and
a postmaster. Provision for these post
Offices was contained In the legislative,
judicial and executive appropriation
bill. which also provided that enlisted
men Of the navy might, upon selection
by the postoffice department net as
navy mall clerks, postmasters and as
sistnpts. Enlisted men designated as
postmasters will receive as coiYpensa-
tion $500 per annum and assistants
$500 per annum.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

When NJ. Il. Patterson, governor OF
Tennessee, WINS making his campaign
for denomination a woman ndmirer
sent him a ham. The incident was
mentioned in the newspapers, and this
gave the cue to other admirers. The
result is that the governor has been
literally swamped with hams, fat and
lean, big and little. cedar cured and
smoke cured, until he Is having diff
fculty In finding storeroom for those
be has not giveD Dway,
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30
hhOEmAcAsn CGred in
Three DaVa.

anOrton l. Hill, OF Lebanon, Ina, says: my wife
had lnnammaLnry kheumEtiHm IN every muscle ana
joint her suffering WAS tarTthle Ano her body hnd
nOs were 0Wollen almost beyond recognition had
bsen IN baa for HH weeks and had sigl ply alciHnA
buf nooalVed NO Denont until she Tried the Mystic
ahe Uan Ghle 70 WALK about IN three dAya. am sure
{ assoa hsr liIe" AoAa bE BUnL DensA Druegla
unna1AAlA Pa A1Lnb
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

A pretty courtshlp custom prevails
among the OOraon maidens who ut
stated intervals assemble In the market
place, In front of each is lighted
lamp, emblem OF conjugal fidelity. A
young man feels attracted He gently
blows upon the flame, eXtlngushlug It,.
The girl relights It, 1t is Il rejection.
II she lenves 1t alone. the implied offer
is acceptable
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

At convention Of railway store
keepers one OF the statements made
was TINT the storekccper Of the aver
aEc big railway system carries h5,uoO
items Of material IN stock Railway
SCRAPS" nre of sufficient Importance
us nm economic factor to be divided
into l33 classes IN order that they mny
be- sold most proiltahly.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

Pemmican, originally North Ameri-
can Indian preparation, is made of the
lean portions of beef. thoroughly dried
and then pounded into paste and
tightly pressed into cakes. Raisins are
generally mixed into the beef to add
to the favor. Pemmican will keep for
a very long time and is for this reason
used on the long arctic expeditions.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

The heir who's left . fortune fat,
II mRy ho HEfely stated.
Grows diasolute because OF that,
But soon the fortune-tit for tat
IL also disaipsted.
What 70 Eat.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

New Clerk-I should like two weeks
vacation, sir.
Boss-What! Why, this d only your
first week with us.
New Clerk-Yes, sir. but once I get
accustomed to the position I may be
able to stand II longer.-Judge.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

The human nOstrlls, If large and
free, Indicate large lungs. pinched
nnd half closed nostrll indicates small
or weak lungs These are general
points Of distinction, hut, Or course,
subject to the usual individual eXcep-
tiDna
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

"oueen Elizabeth was the Grehtest
woman the world has ever seen" re
marked the historian
THAT shows remarked Mr.. Meek
ton little hauGhtily, "thHt you never
met my wife. Washington Stnr
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

who is the old file over there with
the comic coat. the stovepips hat and
the baGgy kneed trOusenY'
THAT'S the professor who ts lectur-
ing on the absurditisa Of womRn's
dress. s."-Clevsland Plain Dealer.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

"A man may count his friends -
of events and things, but they are
not always ON hand when he wants
TO count them. ~ -YonkarS Statesman.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

In the strife for education
There ars GhRngea. 30 they claim.
But the essay and Grafton
AL seem very much the sRme.
Cleveland Plain Dealer,
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

A ball of india rubber Immersed In
liquid air becomes brittle aud If
dropped to the floor breaks like glass.
A lend ball acquires elasticity and will
rebound like the rubber In lis normal
Btate.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

Mercury is II foe to life. Those who
make mirrors, bnrnmeters or thermom-
etcrs, etc, soon feel the effect OF the
nitrate Of mercury In teeth, gums ana
the tissues of the body.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

Too much forest growth has us del
etcrnus an effect ou climate ms too
little Careful training und trained
care ARE needed to keep the balance
really hructcml 10 muuklud
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-30

Judge Remember. witness. you ara
sworn to tell the truth. the whole
truth and nothing but the truth.
Witness - Judge, I'm trying my
darndest 10 do it but that pie faced
slob Of a lawyer over there won't lst
me!-Houston post