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The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
HOME COOKING.
Cookies Without Eggs.

Cream a half-cup of butter WITH
cup of sugar; add one cup of sweet
milk, teaspoonful of vanilla, and
scant teaspoonful of baking soda
dissolved in little boiling water.
Work in enough -four to make soft
dough. Drop from a teaspoon on
buttered tins, and bake to good
brown.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Just tIle Size.

81 understand dat dere will be
several bogus animals on de stage.
said the long and lanky tramp as he
read the sign "Supes Wanted"
Yes" replied the short and stout
wayfarer. II am going to play de
head of de elephant and me tat pard-
ner is going to play de hind legs"
HIM Then | suppose dere is no
chance for a tall. thin supe like me?"
"Oh. yes, pard, you could play de
neck of de giraffe"
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Rect Chow-C Chow.

One gallon of cooked and peeled
oeets, chopped fine; one quart OF
,orseradlsh, one quart of sugar, one
tablespoonful of salt, pepper to taste.
Cover these ingredients with vine
gar, mixing well. Set in a cool place
'or at least a month before using.
This will keep for long time.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
The Way to Heaven.

Mamma" said little Elsie, do
men ever go to heaven?"
why. of course. my dear What
makes you ask?"
Because | never see any pictures
of angels with whiskers"
We'll" said the mother thought
fully, some men do go to heaven.
but they get there by a close shave"
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
That Hungry Feeling

81 put my feelings into this pic
ture," said the poor but proud art
list
That probably accounts for it,"
said the critic.
Accounts for what?" queried the
artist
The fact that the sky in the back
ground looks like a scrambled egg"
rejoined the critic.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Olive and Cream Cheese.

: Stone two dozen olives and chop
hem fine, then work them into a
philadelphia cream cheese, and rub
o a smooth paste. Spread on thin
.lices of crustless white bread.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Few Climbers.

IBIS am lazy world deacon" re-
marked Brubbah Sunflower
Deed ct am, replied Deacon
Dedbury.
Yeas. sab. Ef you was to tell
some people dey cud reach de sew
enth heban free of charge dey would
ask you when de elevator was going
up"
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
One Good Point Noted

There is one good point about this
new scheme Of talking to the dead.
You have to call them up first. They
do not come around AT your busiest
hour and insis. on unloading a tale
OF woe into your ear.-Cmraea News
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27

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The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
WASHINGTON Forecast.

Washington, April 2G.--ILLINOIS-
Fair Monday, possibly preceded with
rain or snow furries in extreme north
portion brisk to high northwest to
north winds. Tuesday fair. warmer
in west and south portions.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Pride Sets the Pace

We are great people because we
make such a hullabaloo about the
things 10 do; because We accomplish
them TO the music of the band. Our
pride has set the pace. and it's our
pride that Keeps MS up till We drop.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Uncle Allen.

TT isn't every man that will hang
himself II you give him plenty Of
rope observed Uncle Alien Sparks
1T merely helps some men 10 get
stranded a little quicker: that's all"
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Not q Serious Objection.

But" said the rich widow. II am
almost old enough to be your mo-
Their"
"Oh, never mind that" replied the
young man. MY mode OF life after
we are married will probably cause
me to age very fast."-Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27

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The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Gave Himself Away.

Bacon-'That bathrobe Of mine is
IL years DID,"
Egbert-"Indeedi It doesn't look
as II you had used It much"
81 haven't. l only use II when
take q bath, you know"
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Peanut Sandwiches.

Grind a cup of freshly roasted pea
nuts to a fine powder, and work
hem into half as much butter Is
Fou have peanut powder. Spread
m thin slices of bread.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Iono.Ilv.s mierob.

The HieFobe fiend will be confirmed
in his business who learns that some
hardy microbes can live over two
centuries on the land and longer yet
IN the water
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Has It's Purposes.

"A lie is doubtless a despicable
thing, says the Philosopher of Folly.
And yet, come 10 think it over. It is
about the onb practical substitute
for truth discovered so far
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Economy in Excess.

Economy can be overdone, even
when it seems absolutely necessary.
thunderously black that Il overcasts
the sunny present
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
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THE WEATHER
Yesterdays Cairo Temperature
General Conditions.

The day was warm and partly fair
till afternoon when shower came.
Rainfall for the "A hours ending last
evening was IA Of an inch. The wind
reached a velocity of So miles per
hour
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Roads to Hsppiness.

To watch the corn grow OF the bios
SONS set: to draw hard breath over
plowshare or spade; to read. TO think,
10 loye-these are the things that
make men happy-John Ruskin.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Different Now

The Psrson-"It must be some
consolation to know that you made
your late husband happy"
Young Widow-"Oh. yes. Poor
George was in heaven TIL be died"
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Standard Rule for Life

II thou wouldst find much favor and
peace with thyself and thy fellow.
men. be very low in thine own eyes.
Forgive myself little and others much.
--Leishtcn.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27

Have The Bulletin on your break.
fast table every morning. II will cost
you onlT two cents per day.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27

Typhoid Fever Costly to State.
Il is estimated that typhoid fever
eosts the state of Pennsylvania 49,.
0on.O0o a year.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27

The Cairo Bulletin is the only Cairo
paper with the service OF the Asso-
ciated Press.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27

The Bulletin viii only cost you CO
cents per month and It IL certainly
worth double the money.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
The One That is CAUGHT.

The straw that breaks the camels
back usually gets the blame for the
weight OF the whole load.-Life.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Sun and Moon.

Mote. The foregoing sun and
moon record is for Illinois and approx
mates the record at Cairo within a
few inmates
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27

II looks very much as If the car
and his government are endeavorinR
TO stir up a war between Russia and
Turkey this spring. The Russian
conservative press once daily publish
alarming reports showing that a con
fiict is inevitable. All dispatches com
ing from the Caucasus state that the
people of that part of the country are
greatly excited and furious against
Turkish spies who invade their coun-
try and stir mp hatred against the
Russian government.
The general effect of these stories
To some extent is to renew the old
Russian anti-Turkish feeling. and
this, combined with the published re-
ports of Turkish military papers.
cause me TO believe that war will
come. There are people here. how.
ever who insist that the whole thing
is an attempt of the ears govern
ment to distract the people from its
internal politics. There is absolutely
no reason for any war between Rus
STA and Turkey. but the fact remains
that the sultan has been modifying
Ills army to an unusual extent and
II is, of course possible that the war
with Japan has made the Turks for
get the fear OF Russia inspired by the
Itussia-Turkish war Of lS77-7S.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
Foreign Correspondence School As
ENGAGED in Interstate Commerce-

The Supreme Court of Wisconsin in
he case of International Text Book
Co. v. Peterson. ll3 Northwestern Re
porter, 7S0. holds that carrying out a
contract for furnishing text books and
instruction by a foreign correspond
ence school does not constitute in
terstate commerce.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
DAMAGE by Bust in Wheat.

The value Of wheat ruined BY the
rust is estimated at s5.oOaOo0 a year.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-04-27
berlin EXPERT
F0RETELLS WAR
SAYS JAPANESE ARE PREPARING
believes UNITED STATES
NOT READY.
RUSSIA AND TURKEY
Seem Inclined to Become Involved
in Clash at Arms-Suitan
Modifying Army
theoretically.

Berlin. April 2G.-The Berlin Tage-
! batt's military expert, Col. Gaedke,
who is eXceedinly we'll posted ON con.
ditions in the far east, having spent
long time there during the Russo
japanese war, does not believe in the
peaceable intentions of Japan.
In a recent article he emphasizes
his belief that not only are the Jap
anese preparing for war against Am
erica. but the American government
is well aware OF this, and even the
fact that Admarial Evans fleet VIII
visit a japanese port will make no
difference.
AT the present time the Colonel
| says, nobody knows where Admiral
Evans will finally take his feet, but
for one am sure that the goal of
his trip will be Manila and the Philip
pine waters From this point the fleet
will be able to threaten Japan and
keep that country quiet, Stationed at
Manila il will be in a position TO
! protect the American Pacific coast
and prevent the Japanese from land
| ing in the Philippines. | have re-
ceived information which seems to
show that Japan is about to create a
new important naval basis on the
Island of Formosa, where its navy
will be in an ideal position for the
defense of the home country"
The colonel shows that at the
present time the tonnage of the Jap
anese navy amounts to 2S7,000 tons,
besides the vessels which were taken
Japan has twelve battleships aud
twelve armored cruisers, carrying III
heavy and 2S6 smaller guns. Against
| this the American fleet has a tonnage
of 10000 tons and 1872 heavy and 39G
smaller guns.
| But" the colonel says, while the
Japanese navy is growing stronger
every year the American navy must
remain as ii is at least until the
Panama canal shall have been fin
ished, which will probably take ten
years. Japan has plenty of excellent
docks and shipyards, while the Am
orleans have only a few docks on the
Pacific coast and it will take years
before the works at Manila can be
finished"
Money can do much, but no amount
'of money is able to create an army
The United States has far from sol
diers enough to defend her coast for
tihcations and the 100000 men of the
national guard are without any mill
tary value. 1t is easily seen, then,
that should a war break out between
America and Japan the United States
can rely only upon its navy.
Political conditions in the far east
must overcome very great changes
before We here in Europe will believe
that Admiral Evans feet will return
to Hampton Roads. At the present
everything points to is remaining in
the Pacific ocean
The Detroit times., 1908-05-07
Vitality at
Low Ebb
The usual spring condition until Dr.
A. w. Chase's Nerve Pills are used

Vigor comes from good. red blood.
Almost everybody's blood is thin and
watery in the Spring.
Hence the tired. languid feelings.
the loss OF energy and ambition. and
the general weakness OF the bodily
organs.
The appetite falls. digestion is i'm.
perfect. the altering and excretory or
gans are irregular, and. In short. life
Is burden instead OF being the Joy
II should be.
You can feel yourself getting
strength and vigor when DR.. A. w.
Chase's Nerve Pills are used. The
blood is made rich and pure. the APP
petite is sharpened. digestion i'm.
proves and every organ In the body
feels the benefit OF the rich, red, life
sustaining blood.
Stimulants give temporary relief.
what\is absolutely necessary Is rich
red blood such as Is formed by the
use OF DIT. A. w. Chase's Nerve Pills.
You can avoid all the discourage
ment and suffering. the pains and
aches, the depressing effects OF
spring by the/use OF DIR. A. w. Chase's
Nerve pills, so cts at all dealers, or
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The Detroit times., 1908-05-07
BIG PREPARATIONS
FOR B. OF G. TRIP TO 500

Preparations on a grand scale are
being made by the Board OF Com
merce committees for the initiatory
trip OF the new steamer City OF Cleve.
land. IL is expected that more tnan
600 Detroit business men will make
the trip TO the 500 on her, leaving
Detroit Thursday. June 4, and return.
ing Sunday, June Z. A fare OF $25
for the round trip has been made
which provides for every expense on
the trip.
Homer Warren, chairman OF the en-.
tertainment committee, will go 10
Washington TO invite some congress
sional stars TO make the trip. and in
cidentally to speak at the dinner TO
be held on board. other committee
chairman are: David Gray. program;
Harry s. Taylor. acquaintance: w. q.
Thomas. publicity; Luman W. Goode,
now, finance NM
There will be no stops on, the UP
trip. but on the return, Alpena and
Mackinac Island will be visited The
trip will give opportunity for better
acquaintance with merchants OF the
northern portion OF the state.
The Detroit times., 1908-05-07
ELKS RULER COMES
FRIDAY EVENING

Detroit Elks will Guido themselves
In their welcome TO John X. Tener,
grand exalted ruler OF the order, when
he spends "a hours in the city from
Friday night to Saturday night. He
Is To be accompanied by Grand Secre-
tary Robinson and Grand Chaplain Dy-
sart and Is making official visits to
some of the more prominent lodges
An escort OF 500 Elks will be at the
Michigan Central station to meet the
grand exalted ruler at 1890 Friday
evening and he will be taken to the
Pontchartrain. where a public recep-
ton will be held. Saturday morning
will be devoted TO an auto tour OF
the city and there will be luncheon
In the Country club. Saturday after
noon there will be a boat ride on the
river and at p. m. a special session
in the Elks' temple. The evening is
to be devoted to a grand banquet I'm
the Light Guard armory at which Gen.
II. NJ. Duffield will preside.
Among the speakers, beside Grand
Exalted Ruler Tener, are Mayor w.
b. Thompson, Gov. +. NJ. Warner,
Chaplain Dysart. Charles Flowers and
James Mcnamara.
The Detroit times., 1908-05-07
PEERLESS CARUSO
ENTHUSES BIG CROWD

The much.heralded Caruso and his
company of artists gave the long
promised concert In the Light Guard
armory Wednesday night, to the de-
light OF many hundreds OF the popula-
ton OF Detroit and surrounding towns.
And be it recorded that no singer In
years has been accorded the ovation
that the great tenor received. There
was handclapping, stamping or feet.
cat calls and whistling after the real
big number OF the evening until even
Caruso, who is known to receive tri-
butte In a atter-of-fact-manner. smiled
lust a little as shouts OF Bravo"
reached him from remote corners OF
the gallery.
Two years ago the Neapolitan tenor
had he good fortune TO get himself
talked about as no other singer has
been talked of in many years, 30 that
the name Of Caruso has been a name
TO conjure with ever since. This served
to bring out an immense audience. al
thought the fact remains that many or
the more expensive seats were vacant.
showing that Detroiters refuse TO pay
the prices demanded for even so great
an artist "a Caruso. while standing
room at 81 was at premium.
Encores were demanded for the
Aida" and Faust" numbers, and
were graciously given by the tenor,
but II was at the end OK the "Pag-
liacci" aria that the audience almost
went into Mysteries. II was only after
two encores that the people were sat
isfled. II was veritable triumph for
the artist. az well as for the large
number of his countrymen who at
tended the concert and at the close OF
the Aida" aria presented him with
a big laurel wreath tied with the Ital-
ian coIors The high C's which have
been accredited TO Caruso were taken
with ease, and his singing was mark
ed by a fire and beautiful tonal quail
ity that excelled anything ever heard
In this city.
The company supporting him was OF
an unusually high character. Henri
"a. Scott, baritone; Miss Guila Allen.
soprano, and Miss Margaret Reyes.
contrslto. with Caruso. furnished q de-
The Detroit times., 1908-05-07
HOW THE HALL WILL LOOK.

416 seats reserved for the press. In
the middle OF the press seats rises the
speakers platform, five feet six
inches.
Outside OF this Official reservation.
on every side, front. back. besides In
a sweeping gallery which runs around
the entire building, are the spectators
seats, rising In an amphitheater
around the scene OF the actual con-
fiict. At the end opposite the plat
form Is the band stand.
But when the committee started to
spend the $4,000 it was going to take
to turn the Coliseum into political
prize ring, there was more 10 be
thought OF than merely seats.
Under the stage and behind the
stage and around the entrances and
back in the corners are innumerable
offices, committee rooms, subcommit-
tee rooms telegraph Offices. spacious
quarters for the press associations.
doorkeepers' rooms. postoffice and
Offices for the sergeant-at-arms and
the assistant sergeant-at-arms and the
assistants army OF sub-assistants
There Is a lunch room, and even an
emergency hospital for those patriots
whose ebullient spirits may overcome
them.
The Detroit times., 1908-05-07
BY STUART MAGICIAN.

CHICAGO. May They have just
completed the plans for the interior
arrangements OF the national Repub-
lican convention at the Coliseum In
June. The architects and the fellows
at the head of the local committee
would like TO keep them secret, but
here you have them with diagram.
1t is expected that there will be
something like 100000 altogether
within the confines of Chicago about
convention time. Everybody in town
Is figuring on going and so Chicago
wanted $4,000 seats. There will be
only 11.1G7. and OF course when this
fact becomes known there will be a
most prodigious howl
There was talk of getting the extra
5000 seats In a new gallery, but
mighty and enterprisingf Chicago look
ed at the dollars and cents and back
ed out. 81
The plans provide 1000 seats about
the middle Of the hall on the main
floor for the alternates-good souls.
Another huge block OF 1850 seats fur
Their front is. for the delegates. In
front OF these again, and elevated on
a two and a half-foot platform on eth
er side of the speakers platform are
The Detroit times., 1908-05-07
ELECTRIC PARK
RE0PENs MAY IS
HOST OF NEW ATTRACTIONS Sc
CURED FOR POPULAR AMUSE.
MENT RESORT.

Electric park opens Saturday, May
10. For several weeks past host
OF men has been employed remodeling
and redecorating the mammoth amuse-
ment place at the approach 10 Belle
Isle bridge, and the installation Of
many new concessions and attractions
has been under way. SO that by the
opening date the park VIII present an
entirely new appearance.
At least a dozen new big shows have
been placed on the grounds. the Avail
anche having required in its building
all the time from Jan. /. Ii Will pre-
sent view OF the Alps mountains,
with the introduction OF Swiss pas
times, singing and dancing. followed
by the tremendous and thrilling Ice
and snow slide. accompanied by a
cloud-burst. IL Is immensely realistic
and has never been shown in this
country, the idea having been first
presented in the Hippodrome, London.
Eng.
The Human Laundry Is another new
concession, and this one is to laugh.
1t has been one OF the best attractions
in other parks throughout the coun-
try, but has never been shown In De-
troit before Going through 1t one
goes through all the jugglery OF real
laundry. from mangle TO the ironing
hoard, and is dumped out down
chute into the clean clothes basket.
Whom Bros pony show will be the
delight OF the children. They are the
hest trained ponies In the country and
do everything animals have ever been
known To do. and then some.
The Hobble-de-hoy is another laugh
producer, and the Midget City Will
present a congress of the littlest enter
tainers In the world.
In the music hall an orchestra OF
20 pieces will discourse fine music all
the time. and excellent singing num-
hers will be presented on the stage.
which has been moved to the shore
side OF the big pier in order To open
I'D a full view of the river.
Each week a sensational free attrac-
ton will be presented, such as the
double somersault automobile, the
looping the gap acts. high dives and
novelties OF all kinds. There Will be
no extra charge for these attractions.
nor will there be any charge for seats
In the music hall.
The Infant Incubators., where the
lives Of little mites OF humanity are
saved, remains another season, and,
OF course. there will be all the thrill
ing rides that were In the park last
season, the scenic railway, the auto
ride. the water chutes. the circle swing
and a dfminutive railway for the chill
dIen. And also an immense dancing
pavilion has been added to the many
new attractions.
The Detroit times., 1908-05-07
RECEIVERS CHILD
DAUGHTER KIDNAPPED

When Mrs. Krumholz, the divorced
wife OF Charles Krumholz. returned
to her home at No. 1GS Strongest,
early Wednesday evening. after a
brief absence, she found the house In
disorder and her baby girl, Hulda,
missing. She at once suspected that
the child had been kidnapped by her
daughter. Marie, aged Is. who lives
with the father. Charles Krumholz, at
No. 43S Dubois-st., and went TO the
place, accompanied by an officer. The
house was in total darkness, but after
the officer had pounded at the door
for several minutes IL was finally
opened by Marie. The anxious moth
er was greatly relieved when little
Hulda was found hidden under a
couch. The tot ran to her mother and
asked to be taken home. which was
done. Marie declares she will make
another attempt 10 kidnap the child
in the near future. She kidnapped"
two other sisters from her mothers
home some time ago and helped a
third sister find home in Chicago.
The Detroit times., 1908-05-07
SUPPOSED PAUPER
LEFT $I,aoo IN BANK

After six months OF corresponding
with the police authorities In Pitts
burg. Pa, and Glasgow, Scotland,
Coroner Bennett has learned that VIII
liam Crawford. whose body lies in a
paupers grave in Woodmere cemetery,
has well-to-do relatives in the old
country, and left $1,000 In a Pittsburg
bank
Crawford was found dead In bed
In his boarding house at No. All Grand
River-ave.. Nov. 2, 1907. No trace OF
relatives could be found and he was
buried under the direction OF Coroner
Bennett In the pocket OF the dead
man was found s70.15. and part OF this
was used TO defray the expenses OF
the funeral
Several days after the body was
The Detroit times., 1908-05-07

lightful rendition OF the "Rigoletto''
quartet. and each of the artists APP
peared In solo work on the program.
Master Kotlarsky, stripping scarce
ly in his teens, played the violin like
a master and was given a most cor
dial reception.
At the opening OF the concert the
breezes that swept through the armory
set goodly portion of the audience
TO sneezing. Women put their scarfs
about their necks and men donned
their overcoats. SneeZing, 1t would
seem. would be part OF the accom-
paniment to the singing. but some one
finally registered complaint and the
windows were closed.
The complaint made by Caruso that
he objected to singing In barn may
hasten the proposed music hall which
is SO sadly needed I'm Detroit.
The Detroit times., 1908-05-07
SCHUMANN-HEINK
IN DETROIT, JUNE (,

Madame Schumann-H eink, the fam
Gus contralto. has been secured as so.
loist for the Orpheus club concert
which takes place Monday evening,
June !. I'm the Detroit opera house.
This Is the annual concert of the club,
and the fact that Schumann-Heink is
to sing with this we'll known organi.
cation insures its success.
The club when. organized several
years ago was under the direction of
Samuel Richards Gaines. but since
Mr.. Gaines removed to Boston, Fred
erick Alexander has been In charge.
II Is announced that this will be Schu-
mann-Heink's last appearance here for
at least two years. as she will con.
certize in Europe during the seasons
of 190s-9.