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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1908-05-29
TRESpASS NOTICE.

THE CANTON 'sCANEBRAKE,' and
i "LfMERICK" plantations are posted .
and hunting, fishing aud timber cutting and
trespassing Of ANY Kind are positively for
'i @Sass FL GUTHRIE q CO.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1908-05-29
"DON'T YOU MIND"

Trouble? Don't you mind it and don't
you mind the care;
Push them all behind you and dream
of heavens fair.
The sorrows and the shadows that fall
across the way
Will fade before the sunbeams and the
blossomihgs of May.
Don't you mind the thunder, and the
clouds that threaten low;
Don't you mind the wind-sighs that keeps
awaiting so;
For every sigh we hear, dear, there'll
come a little tune
For every bit of trouble there'll come the
smiles Of June.
Don't you mind the grieving-for griel
must play its part;
Tears must blind the sight, dear, e'eI
Joy creeps in the heart,
Don't you mind the thistles that wound
the weary feet
We cen must taste the bitter that We
may know the sweet
will +. Griffin, in Milwaukee Sentinel
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1908-05-29

LAKE 81. JOSEPH nUsTIac csuB.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1908-05-29
OUis BUCKNER, Notary Public.

a.. WIN. S. Dixon.
A''' W. w. MIDDLETON
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01

The place should not honor the man,
but the man the place.-Agesilaus,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01

|| NJ
HKR 6YLVEGTEB r. SMITH, Room
AVA 2l2 Granite Block1 8. Louis, No..
writess 3Psruna Il the lest friend :
sick man can have.
"a few months ago came here IN :
wretched condition. Exposure and
dAmpness had ruined my once robust
health. I had catarrhal Affections Of
the bronchial tubes, and for : time there
was . doubt - 70 my recovery.
"My good honest old Doctor advised
me 10 take Feruna, which did and In
= short time my health began 10 Inn
prove very rapidly, the bronchial
trouble gradually disappeared, and IN
three months my health WAS fully 70.
stored.
"Accept grateful mans thanks for
his restoration TO perfect health"
Pe-ru-ao tor Ills Patients.
A. w. Perrin, n. d. g., go Halssy
st., Brooklyn. N. n SAYS
81 am using your Peruna myself, and
am recommending IL to my patients In
all cases Of catarrh, and md IL to bs
moro than you represent. Psruna can
30 had now Of all druggists in this go
ton. At the time ] began using e, -
was unknown"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01

comes on a passage that he has him
self read in the original setting. his
vanity is tickled.
Tickle your readers vanity often
enough. and he is yours and will
sound your praises. "A nightingale
dies for shame II another bird sings
BETTER" but you who are not a nightin-
gale might die for shame II It were
not for the singing Of that large cho-
rus of English birds that make your
songs possible. Homer himself must
beg II he wants MEANS" and II Homer
begs, who are you that says, ito beg
I am ashamed?" See only that you beg
at the right gates, and you shall en-
Joy a borrowed richness that in the
minds Of many passes for a home
made garment Of great value.
Some books are to be tasted. 9TH
ers to be swallowed" and others
quoted. Reading maketh full man"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01

not only that, but "out OF the fullnesa
Of the heart the mouth speaketh. =
and he who has read much and 70
membered much can write well.
Discretion Of speech Is moro than
eloQuence," and the most discreet
man il the man who knows where to
borrow to advantage. There be those
who write original essays of which the
best that may be said IL, 1T II his
own" Better far the essay that gilt
tiers and sparkles with thousand
gems filched from the worlds great
lapidaries.
"Brevity 10 the soul of w.t." but It
does not follow that every postal card
contains an epigram. The safest way
to insure wit In your essay is to pick
It where you find II, and ten chances
to one that will not be in your own
brain. Better the wit of others than
no wit at all-which might be q prov
erb, but Is not.
Shakespeare has well said: There
IL nothing either good or bad, but
makes 1t So" II this but
applied to your essay, o writer! what
an excellent thing 1t would be! But It
lies not within your gray matter to
compass 1t. Again, with the bard,
you say, IT must become borrower"
and you walk down the pleasant gar
dens, plucking here and there flow
er of fancy until your little essay
stuns the eye with color. Here's
Nothing that you can say but has
been well said before; therefore quote
1t, fusing 1t, II you will, with your poor
thought to crystalline 1t and make
1t seem new thing.
A sixteenth-century writer says:
They lard their lean books with the
fat of others works." There you
have an old precedent so fear not.
You are in good company. You do
but take what others have taken be-
fore. Quote you never SO well. you
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01
GENERAL NEWS.

Eight cadets In the United States
Military academy at West Point, N. Y.
we're sent to their homes under SUE
pension as a result Of hazing members
Of the fourth class.
Three troopers were killed and
many injured in a terrific electrical
storm that wrecked the camp Of the
Pennsylvania National Guard at
Gettysburg.
The president directed the attorney
general to take steps at once to pro-
cure a retrial Of the Standard Oil case.
Quebec began the celebration Of its
tercentenary with fine historical pa
geants. The prince Of Wales presided
and he and Vice-President Fairbanks
exchanged addresses.
At Port Edwards. Wis, Daniel l..
Lynch shot and killed Richard Nom
menson, shot and seriously wounded
Miss Anna Sorenson and then tried to
kill himself
One man was killed and another ia.
tally injured In terrific explosion
which demolished one Of the powder
mills at Kings Mills, o.
Lying in bed, a helpless cripple
locked in q plaster cast, William T
Branitzky, an architectural engineer
of Chicago, shot and killed Lucas Slet
ten, who he declared had wrecked his
home.
Joseph J. Henry, an ordinary sea
man on board the new battleship Mis-
sissippi, was killed by being caught
in the machinery Of one Of the guns.
Indictments charging violations OF
the federal laws against the issuance
OF passes were returned against the
Illinois Central and the Chicago, Rock
Island & Pacific Railway companies by
the federal grand jury at Chicago.
Mrs. Sarah Elizabeth Stetson, widow
OF the late millionaire hat manufac.
turer, John B. Stetson, was married to
Count Santa Eulalia Of Portugal at her
home near Philadelphia.
Fire Quilted the Arlington store and
once building in Portland. Ore, the
loss being 100000.
The Western Federation of Miners
in convention at Denver officially re-
pudiated the Industrial Workers of the
World. s
President Davilla, the president Of
Honduras. has issued notice declar-
ing that the revolution In that country
II Quelled.
Fire In the business district Of Fort
Williams. Ont, did 100000 damage.
The Rojestvensky who died at Bad
Nauheim, Germany. was not the Rus
sian admiral.
During . IRE In Altoona, Pa. three
persons were electrocuted By live
wires which dropped 10 the street.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01

and then tries to get even by dom her
worst She looks for happiness In the
misery Of others. In a sorrowful coun-
tenance she finds the reward of her ef-
forts. She holds man accountable for
the fact that she was born q female.
The dog that barks at the moon sees
somethin'. but the woman that rails
against nature sees nothin' but her.
self. l know that some OF the women
folks would like to shoot me for sayin'
1t, but do say that the mother Of .
child IL greater than the woman that
makes q speech Ave columns long and
has the whole community talkin' about
how smart she u.s."
How about the father Of . childf
Isn't he greater than the man that
makes speechr'
HE may be. About as no account
man as / ever came across could
make speech for the clouds, / tell
you. But when he got through he was
Just a seashell that the musical wind
had been blowin' into. That was all.
He never had the Joy Of carin' for a
little human bein'. He was Jest a
Teller that folks could call great be-
cause he could talk. We may not have
mission on this earth, but II we have
1t is to obey the lovin' instincts Of ma
ture. The man that hates and the
woman that has no love In her heart
are both the enemies Of nature. You
may say that old Miss Patsy would
have loved If the opportunity had been
given to her. She would have married,
that's true enough; but / don't believe
she, nor any Of her fix, ever had any
real love in her heart. I'm not standin'
here talkin' up for man. Bless you,
he's hopeless. He's gone all the gaits.
But the best Of us have loved and
honored our women. We haven't called
them the enemies Of man simply be.
cause nature set limit to our minds
and-because fate. or. whatever you
may call 1t, showed us our weakness.
We've played some cards and have
drunk a good deal Of liquor. but the
best Of US have reformed and we hope
the Lord has forgiven MS"
"Oh. Of course" said the old lady,
ANY man 10 willing enough to ask the
Lord to forgive him when he knows
that It IL nearly time for him to die
During all the time, night after night,
while these dear little ones that hs
thought 90 much of have been GROWING
up, he has been on at elections and
other things; and when he gets old
enough to quit then he talks about the
mission Of nature and all that sort Of
stun. II man doesn't want women "a
60 around maxim speeches WIN
doesn't he marry her and take care Of
herr II he thinks that marriage Il q
beautiful for woman why doesn't Id
prove that II u beautiful for hinl
Summing up my book, a. you summed
up yours, why doesn't . man lean
earlier how to behave himselfS''
We'll. I reckon you've got ~
again." said the old man. = =
(copyfight ~ opas AsaAs
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01

DO but requote. and II may be that
he flom whom you quote lifted his
thought from q richer than he. Il 10
well said that a dwarf. standing on
the shoulders Of giant may zee fur
Their than the giant himself" and II he
can see further It stands to reason
that he can be seen further. Your
borrowed plumes will make you .
marked man; that II. one who n
read. marked. learned. and inwardly
digested."
I'VE can say nothing but what hath
been said" Why attempt the impos-
sible. thenf II would help others out
of q fellow-feeling.- have been
thought-dry myself. l dars say that
there were mornings when John Mil
ton said: II had rather than 40 shil-
lings had never begun Paradise
Lost I have keyed It 30 high that
1t splits my throat to sing IL"
Angling IL somewhat like poetry
men are to be born co." So angle that
ye obtain the prize Fish in other
mems streams and full basket win
surely reward your perseverance. And
when you have spread your wares In
the market place. not one In ten will
care who owned the fish originally.
You will receive the credit even II
you pepper your work all over with
quotation marks.
Emerson says: "The passages Of
Shakespeare that we most prize were
never quoted until this century" Do
you not see that It was not what
Shakespeare himself said that men
valued? It was not until his jewels
flashed in other mems bosoms that
we perceived their luster. Therefore
quote. for in 80 doing You will be rem
dering the bard service.
1T is hard for an empty bag to
stand upright" but thanks to your
incursions into the felds of literature.
your bag is full Let II stand.
Copyright. by James Pott q Coz
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01
news OF 4 week
TOLD IN BRIEF
MOST IMPORTANT EVENTS GATH.
Erred FROM ALL POINTS OF
THE GLOBE.
GIVEN IN ITEMIzED FORM
Notable Happenings Prepared for the
PerusaI Of the Busy Man-sum-
q mary Of the Latest Homo and For.
elgn Notes.
PERSONAL.

George r. Gamble was found guilty
of arson at Bellefontaine, o. He was
charged with burning mill in Octo-
Der, 1906, and collecting the insurance.
Thomas e. Watson. Populist candi-
date for president, opened his cam
paign in a speech at Macon, Ca, IN
which he attacked Bryan.
Gov. Haskell of Oklahoma was Sc
lected as treasurer of the national
Democratic committee.
The prince of Wales landed at Que
bee, the warships of three nations sa-
luting him.
Crete Beier, the 18-year-old daugh-
tier Of the mayor of Freiberg, Saxony.
was beheaded for the murder of the
man to whom she was engaged to be
married.
Eugene v. Chain, Prohibition candi-
date for president. formally opened
that party's national campaign at Ev-
anston, i'll.
President Roosevelt went to New
port, r. l., to attend an important con-
ference of naval officers.
William Loeb, Jr.. secretary to Pres
ident Roosevelt, denied the printed re-
port that he was going to Africa Win
the president for big game.
John A. Van Rensselaer,. son OF
Mrs. John King Van Rensselaer,, and
a member OF one of New Yorks Oldest
families, was arrested on a charge OF
attempting to extort money from MS
mother by threats of blowing on her
head"
Former United States Senator VIII
liam F. Villas suffered hemorrhage OF
the brain at his home In Madison
Wis.
Republican Chairman Hitchcock be-
gan two days conference with party
leaders OF western states In Colorado
Springs. Col.
w. F. Walker, absconding New Bri-
tain, Conn, bank cashier. arrived In
San Diego after his long fight against
extradition from Mexico.
DIR. w. X. Hemphill, charged with
Rev. Clyde Cow with manslaughter In
connection with the death OF MISS
Elizabeth Gleason, young schooi'
teacher. was found guilty by jury In
Troy, N. Y, and sentenced to serve
three years in the penitentiary.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01
Wo,mex

and she has limited that she could
have had you"
"Ha, II I'd married her she would
have had me-you can bet a settin' Of
eggs on that"
1T was the talk of the neighborhood
how you used to go to dances with
her."
Eyes, 1t was the talk Of the neigh
borhood whenever anybody went with
her at all. Cad, she had a tongue that
would pick out a briar. And now she
Is a reformer, an uplifter Of downtrod
women. Well, she spent about two
thirds Of her life tryin' to tread 'em
down. I can recollect when every girl
In the neighborhood was afraid of her.
An old gypsy came along one time and
had some love powders for sale. and
Miss Patsy she bought some and man.
aged to give 'em to Zeb Collins. She
must have given him about half a
pound from the way he acted. Went
out and hung over the back fence
and called hogs for ten minutes, he
did. After awhile when he was silent
she looked out after him and he was
a ketchin' of his horse. We called him
Bakin.Powder Zeb after that. But he
didn't RISE"
II don't believe she gave him the
powders"
mo, Just loaned 'em to him. At any
rate, he got 'em. And now you trace
back some of the biggest of these
women reformers and you'll find love
powders in their lives somewhere
There amt nothin' on the earth bright
err than bright woman-and there's
nobody the Lord ought to shower His
favors down on more than her. Nc
matter how good man Is he cant
begin to ketch up with her. She II
tenderness. love, truth, religion-all
In one. But when she's pizenous-
look out. That IL the time for Satar
himself to dodge. And I'll bet every
time he sees old Miss Patsy comm
he takes to his flinty heels. When 9
mans disappointed with life he gen
orally tries to keep 1t to himself. Bu
with woman--she not only wants II
to be known, but wants to make 9th
ers dissatisfied"
i YES" said Mrs. Jucklin, for wher
a mans failure it's his own fault. A
woman could never have helped her
SELF"
1 You've got me again and I'll have
to get out the best way can. Yes
the cause of failure lies with the ont
that has failed. It was . lack o.
energy. lack Of jedgment--a lack o
somethin'. A man must make circum
stances. but sometimes circumstance.
won't be made. Under the law all mel
may be born free. but they amt born
equal. Neither minds nor constitution
are on . par with one another in dif
ferent men. Man acknowledges THU
and quietly knocks under. takin' hols
Of the next best thing and doin' viii
II what he can. I'm taltin, abou
sensible man. But the woman-of tn,
Miss Patsy. stripe she. does her be-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01
ONE ON THE DOCTOR.
o. Peters Query Decided Rsnsctlon
on Medical Attendant.

DR.. Arthur T. Holbrook told story
on his profession.
"A man by the name of Evans died."
he said, "and went to heaven, OF
course. When he arrived at the pearly
gates he said to st. Peter:
well. I'm here
"St. Peter looked at him and asked
his name. John Evans was the reply.
"St. Peter looked through his book.
and shook his head.
"'You don't belong here he said.
pointing to the exit.
"But am sure belong here said
the man.
"'Wait minute said st. Peter.
He looked again and in the back
Of the book found his name.
Sure said the guardian Of the
gate. you belong here. But you was
mt expected for 20 years. Who's your
doctorr "-Milwaukee Free Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01

Old Linn Jucklin put aside his news
paper, arose, stood on the hearth, and
remarked to his wife, who sat In .
rocking chair, half dreamily knitting:
"They must hire folks by the year to
do nothin' else but to write about
women"
"They want to furnish the men
somethin' to read" his wife replied.
Furnish the men somethin' to skip
SOS to read somethin' else," said the
old man. "Once in while read 'em
though, and I've just read lot of
STUFF that I know want written by
anybody, man or woman, that had
anything else to do-a whole column
and half tellin' how to raise chill
dren; and I'll bet steer It was writ
ten by an old maid"
''Limuel. what are you talkin'
about"
AN old maid, said; and one Of
the sort that snatches up her skirts
and runs like a turkey hen whenever
she sees a child a comm toward her.
Oh, know their brand"
yes, suppose So" said his wife.
But woman that raisin' children
hasn't got time to write. and one that
has them already raised is SO tired
she don't feel like It."
"Oh, expected to get 1t, one way
or another" replied the old man. 1T
was due and deserved It. But II
does seem that the writer's on the sub.
ject Of women ought to stumble on
somethin' new. But man has been
studyin' women-now, let me see
Well. particularly ever since Sam
sons wife cut his hair OF, and
he hasn't stumbled on anything new
yet. I've given her a good deal Of my
time and I'm ready to make my &C
acknowledgements. I've summed up my
account book. Two and two make
four anywhere else. But with woman
two and two sometimes make SIX
You can't tell. Figgers don't lie, bu
with her they are mighty accommo
datin'. And, Lord bless her, she hal
finally discovered that man Is he
enemy. The old maids have told hel
10 and she has begun to believe II
Over here across the creek the othe
day a party of 'em had meetin' an,
resolved that man was a tyrant an,
ought to be ousted. Old Miss Pats.
Page, that has chased every chance Il
get married that she could fint
through spyglass q comm her way
was the president She called atten
ton to the number Of divorces
throughout the country, and sh'
sighed over all this waste of raw ms
terial. She read paper, too. on hov
TO manage husband. Bet she'd lik'
to read . book ON how to catch one
| 'Limuel, she's q good woman. sh'
sets up with the sick" &
"Yes. and when she does the vel
folks catch It. She'd sour . mornin'
milk by lookin' the COW In the eye"
well" replied the old lady, "sh'
says that you ussd to come to - her
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01

D you Intend %
become an essay
Int, gentle writer?
Then learn the art
Of apt and Apo
site quotation.
Quotations are
not moro desir
able to q stock
broker than they
should be to you.
Cultivate Bartlett.
To plant In the
bare sands Of IN
arid imagination
the borro W Q d
flowers of the
successful garden
ers Of literature
is to prepare q
pa rterre that
shall please even
the critical. For
when a man not
yariously learned
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01
SWEET THINGS.

Maude-How do look in the water.
dear?
Mabelle-Best ever-when your %.
ure II totally immersed.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-08-01
Not the Chair.

"A
He was q collector for an install
ment house, new at the business. and
sensitive about performing an unpleas-
ant duty. He was particularly en-
barrassed because the lady upon whom
he had called to perform this unpleas-
ant duty was 80 exceedingly polite.
Still, the van was at the door. the lady
was in arrears in her payments. and
he remembered his duty.
"Good morning" said the lady. ITS
. beautiful day, isn't 1T"
Beautiful" he agreed.
Wont you take a chair?" she said.
Emo. thank you. not this morn
Ing" he stammered. I've come to
take the pianol--Exchange.
Lewis Single Binder costs moro than
other 5c cigars. Smokers know why.
Your dealer or Lewis Factory. Peoria, ~.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-09-20

Yesterday the Barons and the Sea Gulls
divided doubleheader, the scores being:
Birmingham 0-3, Mobile IL.
Bauer twirled both games for Birming-
ham and deserved to win both. He lost
the first, although he yielded but one
hit, and that a single.
While Hixon, in the first game, was
very strong, holding the locals to two
hits, four grewsome errors by his sup
port should have given Birmingham the
game.
Hixon started the second game, but
was driven from the box before the con-
clusion of the second inning. terrific
drive to right field fence by Wordsworth
sealing his death warrant. Benson, re-
lieving the chased twirler, pitched fine
game for the remaining innings, and held
the Barons to one additional score.
During the last game, in spite of its
closeness, the Mobile players switched
themselves several times and in various
directions. Nevertheless, the game was
far from bad, and everybody enjoyed
himself.
In the first game. other than the twirl-
ings of Bauer and Hixon. the fast field
ing of Lew walters, who accepted eight
chances, all of them difficult, without
the sen1blance of an error, was the brill
liant feature.
The second game, was without excep-
tional feature, although Bauer again
twfrled in mastery fashion, and Downey
and Robinson in right, made daring run
ming catches that excited and pleased
The final games of the season drew a
large attendance.