The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-10-24

IN Inc HONOLULU llIlS5, 1 lell dSleep.
Sleeping, l dreamed, and in my Dream
l seemed to see Fissure in the Vastly
Void that ended in glittering portals Of
alabaster inlaid with mother-of-pearl
and filigreed with whipped gold.
And beside me (muh) there stood
The Wireless Wizard Isbell He read
my thought and Hurled me to heaven,
for such was the effulgent realm, a
straddle of wirelessgram.
In the portal | beheld a wicket and,
knocking, | besought admittance. In
stanter l was permitted to enter Vio-
let Vestibule where, fully expecting to
come Face to Face with Saint Peter,
l was somewhat surprised to Observe
that a Lady guarded the door of
heaven. 1t seemed that l had seen
her on earth, in Honolulu, and Me-
thought she it was who so cleverly and
brightly perpetrated each moon GER
| tain scriptures yclept Ye Honolulu
Times.
She made speech saying: at is not
permitted that you, thou Ordinary,
shall penetrate these sacred precincts
since thou Art nought but poor scribe
who Pushest a Pencil or Poundest a
Typewriter or Parriest with a Pen; but
even because scribbling is thy trade
thou art INDUCED to the extent of be-,
holding My system of Perfected Per-
sonal Psychology, the adoption of
which lost Pete his Job"
Humbling myself even to the STAR
dust of the radium pave, l spilled
profusive Thanks into the Golden Gut
tiers and, standing to one side made
ready to get wise to the Procession as
1t should pass into the Realms of
Rhapsody.
Many there were who came and
were assigned to various Sections of
Secular Seclusion, or Districts of Divine
| Differences, or Regions of Rough Rea-
soning; and many there were who were
told to Beat 1t, in that they were not
worthy to Mix or Mingle with the
Perfect Push or the Holy Haoles. And
my attention was Taken particularly
with the Bunch from Honolulu, for
that l was Wiser to the Honolulu
Horde than any Other.
In course of time eternity l Fell
to the Fact that the Saintesse who was
doing the Ticket-Taking was Psycho-
locating many olden friends of Mine
and with feverish haste l made notes,
from which I now Gull for the edifica-
ton of those whom I beheld Tin my
dream) entering at the Gate,
There was the Hirsutic Horde which
was Psycho-located in the Whisker
Ward and among them beheld in spite
of his politics, John Emmeluth, also
Thwing, Daniel Logan (truly in the
lions DEM, w. Francis Frear, Frank
Cooke, Mort Dat, DR.. Cooper, Judge
Hart, Henry Holmes, Judge Dole, Judge
kepoikai, Captain Cluney and Billy
Roe. No offense against those not
now recalled!
| In what I learned was called the
| Napoleonic Niche the following were
| given Accommodations: A. V. Keech,
George Henshall, E. M. Watson, John
Guild, William Williamson, Babbitt,
w. c. Achi and jeremiah w. Doyle Tin
fernal revenue.)
A Special Suburb was set aside for
Mott-Smith, Lyle Dickey, Doremus
Scudder, Judge Weaver, Ed. Towse
Percy Pond, AL. Castle and H. P. Wood
Wood, by the way, began to complain
of the climate as soon as he Hit the
Holy Highway.
Taking note of those who were as
signed to quarters in the Fields of Fun
l noticed jamie Wilder (Jimmie), Johr
Martin, Chester Doyle Gam l right?)
Pop O'Brien, Jack Lucas, DR.. Hand
Tom Quinn and Charlie Hall.
For the Glades of Glamor methinki
was passed the following List: Har
vey Elder (malahini), P. Maurice Nc
Mahon Or. H.), HsMelton Ayres (R. H
B. b. and Jingle Jack Densham.
The gentle Door Keeper handed m,
some Names which purported to
those Consigned to abide in the Hill
of Hope. They were Curtis Iaukea
John Wise, Admiral Beckley, Charlie
Motley and Joe Fern.
The Register recorded certain one
for everlasting Entertainment in tn
Halls of Harvest, and verify behel
the cognomens of Link McCandles'
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