New-York tribune., 1908-06-08
THE Talk OF THE DAY

rAa .,o,sr.pt Of C. w. AverI. of Los Angeles
that n. will devote the income OF tho 'i0."0o.
-, -, ,heri,ed to helping other people and tnat
~, ot,,. r,5,I no, he to the worthy poor Only,
.au, c.u.ed comment, but this leaning to"aro
,hose moor peopIe who "can resist anything Dut
temptatlon'' is not unique. Ihe s'oiy %
told that Nicholas Longworth' the sIa"u
the Presidents son-in-law, was once oiSeoN oiSeo.s
a friend giving charity a man VINO was ho'ot
-, .o-,hy ond beipg demonstrated with. sad
.srhere are plenty of people 10 take care OF uoo
noor but few to take care OF the devifs- hh'ehu
TO do good to the evil for my life WORK. III n's"
falls through his own fault he needs oouo'e heip'
so Wild Bill died of a snake bite? Whar did
oh tn snake didn't bite Bill In .n snaa1 aarts I
Tough Tompkins an Iompsii,nIss, pi,Is, u Ind9e's Library
% tn remedy an then shot Bill. -Juuse
Colonel William C. Gorgas. who has neen elee.eu
president of the American Medical Associatlon' @
-, 49, chtef sanitary officer OF the isthmian
canal zone for four years He was porn on oo'O
ber T. 1884, at Mobile, Ala, and receiVeu % VI
demic education at the University OF 'no IT,
received his professional degree from beie'uo ~
pital Medical College in 1873, ana ai'e. o,rt.s
the house staf of the hospital was appointed
lieutenant in the army medical corps HIS ao'ah'.
since that time has been rapid HIS rank OF coioie
was voted to him by special ac' Oh Jung ie1'' go
his office in the army medical organization Is tha'
of assistant surgeon general
waIIie-Next to a woman. what Is the most ner-
WI WiI1ie ammatical1y)-Me-next to woman
Pick Me Up.
General Lord Grenfell. who was recently pro-
moted to the rank of field marshal rece'eu nigh
praise at the hands of Miss Eunace "ahuei isoA
sneaktng 10 q peace society in England HE mas
baan q soldier for about forty-fve years she saio'
land his men have killed human beings In many
parts of the world. But let US remember 10 MS
credit that he published an order as general com
nanding the forces in Ireland against cisaFe''e
smoking by the troops
Has that titled son-in-law of yours any business
yes" answered Mr.. Dustinstax Il must say say L /
admire his foresight and sasacy e ding him
refused to take any chances on ny ~ IeSa w
a. poor relation. Washington star
An interesting feature of the confirmation e1er-
cises at the Temple Emanuel last Friday was
the appearance of ex-JUstice David Leventrltt' oe
of the trustees, among the confrmants- ne was d
member of the first class confirmed In the Tempe
-EI fifty years ago. and celebrated the ami
versary bv being a boy again and addressing the
young people as Of their number lie caIed
attention TO the changed conditions since tne day
when he stood before the open ark and became a
member of the religious community. and contrasted
the temple of those days with the present palatlai
ediace His remarks listened TO with great
attention not only by the conffrmants but by the
large congregation. An old member. commenting
on the UNIQUE confirmation episode, said: I'VE have
trustees
Ieventritt and A ]. Dittenhoefer. The fathers
of both of these men were trustees before them.
Farmer-I s'pose you're lookin out purity sharp
Weary walker-WeIi. I amt takn' no chances Of
runnin' upon It unawares.-Illustrated Bits
Among recent wonderful surgical operations Il,
one of a most daring and unusual nature. An
idiot six years old the daughter of resident OF
Berlin has been converted into intelligent being
by the process of grating part of the mothers thy
roid gland upon the child's pancreas- In more
popular language. this means that part or the
mothers throat has been transferred by the graft
ing process to a gland. tissue. lying directly at
the back of the stomach The operation was car
ried out by Dr. Carl Garre, German surgeon.
whose success in the transplanting Of organs from
one animal to another and even from the lower
animals to beings. has attracted wide atten-
tiOn.
Gee, I wished I was inventor. exclaimed
Jimmy. loafng around the ball park
What fur?' demanded Tommy
around wild yer an stick in a fence anywheres yer
Observation-Disclosures Press
map of Cleveland studded with hundreds
OF pins hangs in Chief PrObationer Lewis's office.
They are miniature hat pins. the heads blue. white
and black glass knobs. In the downtown sections
of the city the pins thicKest- Out toward the
suburbs and in the residence sections the little
knobs are fewer. Off in Lake Erie is considerable
group The pins represent the number of children
sent by the Juvenile Court to state institutions
They're thickest In the crowded sections of town.
says Lewis That's 10 be expected. You'll also
notice that where there's there's generally
other by-bad company And that downtown.
where the child can't so easily be kept from bad
associates the pins form many solid masses Those
in the lake? They're homeless children
Gentleman to cigar dealer)-Have you any So
and-sO brand in stock? How are they?
Dealer-First class. sir. This last lot Is an ex-
tremely fine one .,.
Gentleman (departing)-Thanks; you wrote that
+ba but I pleased
were mistaken. l the manufacturer Good
day.-Philadelphia Inquirer