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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-11-20
TURKEYS!

So far as we can judge at this writ.
ing Monday. November 10th. there
will be plenty of Turkeye, and the
price at least no higher than last
year possibly lower.
However, whatever the price may
be, ours will be the lowest in NEW
ENGLAND, and for very good rea-
sons, viz, we buy and sell during
Thanksgiving week at least twenty
five times as much Poultry as any
other retail market in Providence or
Worcester, and a great deal more
than any wholesale house in New
England.
1t stands to reason, then, that we
can and do buy our supply of Poultry
at the lowest prices. and selling q
great quantity, We can afford to be
satisfied with very small profit.
Put as we have pointed out before,
it is not in price per pound aIoue that
we can make saving for you.
The chance of making a wise selec.
tion from a very large assortment
affords another opportunity for saw
ing, as we'll as satisfaction.
Watch the daily papers for further
announcements.
PROVIDENCE PUBLIC MARKET
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-11-20
FIRST GRADE.
DEPARTMENTAL BRANCH.

FIRST GRADE.
DEPARTMENTAL BRANCH.
stenographer and Typewriter (Male or fem
BooISeeper Male or Femslel, .u
CUSTOM HOUSE BRANCH.
Day Inspector (Malel.
Clerk. Male TO Female.
Junior Clerk New York City only, Male.
SamplsS Nss fGrf RFyESHYE SSy SSGY hmRRssNcu hRs
Clerk, Male.
Gauger, Male.
storekeeper, Male
1MMlGRArloN BRANCH.
Inmig rant Inspector, Male
Composition, Male or Female
Electrotype finisher,. Male
SECOND GRADE
DEPARTMENTAL BRANCH.
Rail way Mail Clerk. Male
Railway Mail weigher, Male,
Railway Mail Porter, Male
CUSTOM HOUSE BRANCH.
sample, Male
Assistant weigher. Male
PosT OFFICE BRANCH
Clerk, Male and Female.
Clerk Carrier, Male
THIRD GRADEI
DEPARTMENTAL BRANCH.
Elevator Conductor. male.
Messenger. male,
skilled LhDOrer, male.
Watchman, male
PkNlTENTIARY BRANCH.
Prison Guard. male
BUREAU OF PRINTING.
Apprentice. n ale
Bookbinder, male.
Electiotype Molder, male.
FRESHMAN, male
Press Feeder, male.
Press Feeder, Female.
Printers Assistant, Female.
CUSTOM HOUSE BRANCH
Attendant, Female.
Foreman, male.
lnspectress, Female.
Janitor, male.
Night Inspector, male.
Porter, male.
Waterman, male.
Opener and Packer, male
CLASSIFIED Labor, male.
POST OFFICE BRANCH.
Rural Carrier.
ADDRESS, BOX 3O2 oLNEYvILLE, n. /
Kindly send full particulars relative to
position that have marked y
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Street and
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state
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-11-20
ALLENDALE

John Needham, well known and high
ly respected citizen, is confined to his home
by serious illness.
Samuel Bradley spoke at the Allendale
Chapel last Sunday on "The Sentimental
Condition OF Salvation"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-11-20
Esperanto.

when I first started out hunting
apartments I went through long, po-
lite dissertation" said the woman with
a haunted look aud weary feet. Now
go In and say TO the elevator man
or janitor: Apartments Rooms 2
'Pricer Keep EN- get along JUST
as well. and Il saves lots OF time. TrJ
t."-New York Times.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-11-20
Not His Fault.

Dad-Johnnie. your teacher tells me
that you are at the foot Of your class.
How's that7 Johnnie-That aln't my
fault. dad. They've taken Tommy TUT
out and sent him to a reform school,
Exchange.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-11-20
II You Hold Government Position You
are Located ior Lie and NJ
Good salary.

$4,000 positions are 10 be nlled this year
Examinations for different positions VIII be
held this fall. can III you To pass the eN
aminations for any of the following posit
ions. Will furnish all textbooks free.
IL interested make cross opposite posi-.
10 me at once.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
Hairs In the Watch.

"Wcll. sir. l had to senh my watch
downtown to have 1t cleaned out
again." said an east side barber the
other day. II have to send my watch
to the repair shop about once Il month.
and there IL absolutely nothing the
matter with 1t, except that 1T is full ut
hairs. do not understand how the
hairs can get into the works and be-
hind the hands and mix ,tR in the
handspring and every place as they do
In my timepiece. watched myself
one month as closely rs | could. and |
swear never opened the back of 1t.
Yet at the end Of the month unscrew-
cd tho back lid, and It was full Of lit
tie fine hairs. always keep 1t In my
pocket when am cutting hair. but |
don't see how any hairs get into the
watch. Yet they must. because they
are always there" Columbus Dis
Oatch
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
A CHEMICAL FURY.
Fluorine 10 a Rabid Gas That Nothing
Can Resist

The fury Of the chemical world is
the element tluorine, although. strange
ly enough, it exists peacefully in COM
pany with calcium in fluorspar and
also in Il few other compounds.
Although this element was known
and named good while ago. 1t long
resisted the efforts of chemists to iso-
late it-that is. prepare 1t in pure
state. unmixed chemically with other
substanccs-for the instant the com
pound containing it was torn apart
the free fluorine attacked and combined
with whatever substance composed the
vessel containing 1t. 1t was finally
isolated by the great French chemist
Moissan.
Fluorine Is u rabid gas that nothing
can resist. 1t combines with all met
ais. explosively with some. or If they
are already combined with some other
nonmetallic element 1t mercilessly
tears them away from 1t and takes
them to itself.
In uniting with sodium, potassium,
calcium, magnesium and aluminium
ness. by the fcrvor of it's embrace
Iron filings slightly warm burst into
brilliant scintilations when exposed to
It, Manganese does the same. Even
the noble metals. which at melting
heat proudly resist the destinations of
oxygen. succumb to this chemical siren
Mt moderate temperatures.
Glass is devoured ut once and water
ceases to he water by contact with this
gas, which. combined with its hydro.
gen, at the same moment forms the
acrid, glass lissolving hydrofuoric acid
and liberates ozone.
Even hydrofuoric acid eats into and
destroys every known substance ex.
cept platinum and lead.-Exchange.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
The Submarine CrsW.

Not until you have gone down in a
submarine ana seen the crew ut work
can YOU say you have seen the limit to
which 1t Is possible to drill human
creatures. No crack company Of a regi.
ment. no fire company in any of our
big cities. not even the engine force on
man-of-war. Is under such discipline
as the crew of submarine. The navy
department and the men themselves
realize that months are required before
even the most capable group Of ten
can be made to work as a unit, perfect
rs clockwork. There Is no time to
'break In crews when once war is de-
clared. and for this reason the subma-
rlne service Is continually and inces-
sanity in war practice. Practice runs
in the ordinary sense do not exist
Each time the boat stands out to SET,
she goes as If for business. the scenes
you see being exactly like those that
would he enacted were the vessel bent
upon actually sinking an enemy.--St.
Nicholas
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
Sense Ct insects.

Insects guide themselves in flight al
most entirely and on the ground partly
by means OF their faceted eyes. The
antennae and the buccal sensory Or
gans cannot help in aerial steering.
Insects perceive the motion Of OBJ
jects particularly WE'LL. e.. the dis.
placements Of visual images relatively
to the compound eye. They therefore
see better when on the wing than at
rest, for during flight the image Of i'm
mobile objects is displaced relatively
to the eye.
Insects distinguish the contours and
forms of objects only more or less III.
distinctly.
Insects appreciate the direction and
distance Of objects very clearly during
fight by the aid Of their compound
eyes. They can also appreciate. even
when at rest, the distance Of ilnmobile
objects.
Certain insects (bees. bumblehees)
distinguish color clearly and recognize
colors better than forms. Among
others (wasps) the perception Of color
appears. on the contrary. to lie very
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of Insects"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
FISHES FACES.
The Fascination They Have For One
Lover Of Nature.

The Fascination They Have For One
Lover Of Nature.
Did you ever stop to examine the
expression OH the face Of IL fish?
do not mean Of some VIGOROUSLY GRO
tesque fish. but Of inst any plain sea-
furing fish. confess that the fMscina-
ton for me Is the same whether
stand In front Of some great cole, ton
Of little monstrosities like that in the
Naples aquarium or whether | sit by
my dining room window and cOnten,-
plate the goldfish In my little boys
glass bowl. People watch the mon
keys Mt the zoo and remark how hui
old ones. how cute and playful the
young ores. But for steady company
give me the fish. How restful they
are with their mouthings. rs regular
as II they were governed by a balance
wheel. low quiet. too. for not one
word Of murmured protest or Of chat
tcring fault finding do they infiict upon
lis! How philosophical as they bask
In the snn the livelong day or seek
the occasional shade Of the modest
sprig Of green's which forms the
conventional Earnishing Of their wa
terry abode! How easily Eratitied are
their simple tastes! Surely with their
good manners their quiet department
and their stoicai bearing goldfish are
the ideal companions OF the mature
man. Monkeys and dogs and kittens
may nmuse the children by their tricks
and antics. but only the grown man
can appreciate the solid qualities of
the fSh'S character as written upon
his features.-Atlantic Monthly.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
The JAMS as lockers.

In the days of the second empire
Baron Gros was sent to Japan to de-
mand the opening Of certain ports to
French commerce. Among the rest lie
named to the japanese ministers a GER
tain city. The Japanese functionaries
smiled SO broadly when he preferred
the request that the French a,nbassa-
dor asked them to tell him what gave
them SO much amusement. but instead
Of answering the japanese ministers
said:
1--WE will open the port in question.
my lord. II France In her turn will
open certain port to u.s."
what port is that7 asked the
Trcnchman
THE port Of Liverpool"
But. your cXcellencics," laughing,
Liverpool is not French port, but
m English one"
"Yes." answered the japanese, "and
the port you named is not in Japan.
but In Korea"
The French ambassador was com
PEELED to admit that the joke was
against l,in.-I1ondoh Answers.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
A WALPOLE ANECD0TE.
To Save the Woman's Life She
Couldn't Recall Who Told It.

To Save the Woman's Life She
Couldn't Recall Who Told It.
II heard very funny story the other
night about Horace Walpole,' said
Mrs. Blake. II wish could relnslnber
who told it. Henry, can you remem-
Der! Was it MIR. SellersY"
mo-" said Blake stiffly; ut wasn't
Sellers"
Il wonder If 1t could have been Mr..
Windsor"
mo-" repeated Blake; ut wasn't
Windsor"
Before Mr.. Blake had chance to ex-
press IN affirmative or negative opin-
ion Of that hazard as to the source of
the Walpole anecdote Mr.. Barton came
in. Mrs. Blake, being by that time
sure Of herself, tried on him her rec
ipe for winning universal affection.
"Oh. Mr.. Barton" she said, II am
very glad to see you. l have hardly
stopped laughing since l saw you the
last time"
Mr.. Barton, cadaverous man with
solemn eyes, looked rather foolish.
'Indeed?" he said. MAY ask what
about?"
'Over that funny story you told
about Horace Walpole," said Mrs
Blake.
"M-m-m-Horace Walpole?" STAN
mered Mr.. Barton. II am afraid you
must have got me mixed up with some
body else. l don't know the first thing
about Horace Walpole, and If did
know anything funny about him
couldn't tell it. To tell funny story
is beyond my powers. Even If 1t was
funny to start with it wouldn't he by
the time got through with it."
Mrs. Blake's spirits were somewhat
dashed by her fiasco in finding an
owner for the Walpole story. but she
bore up courageously. and later when
Mr.. Markham came in she drew him
out Of earshot of Mr. Barton and dilat-
cd on the pleasure his story of Horace
was not cast in the funeral mold that
gave to Mr.. Barton his grave aspect.
but he protested himself totally inca
pablo Of telling a funny story about
Horace Walpole or anything else.
Presently Mrs. Blake left the room
to prepare the sandwiches. Mr.. Blake
followed her.
"For the love of the Lord" he said,
don't make Il fool Of yourself again
by trying to get some other idiot in
there to father that Walpole story. I
told you that yarn myself"
Mrs. Blake stood still, with carving
knife poised in air.
"You?" she said incredulously. "And
1t was so clever too."-New York
Times.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
TWO VERSIONS.
Glory Of the Climb as Told by the
Tourist and thu Guide.


'Ile was touring the Bernesp Ober.
land. AT the Bear hotel In Grinlewald
a mountain'er sat III the hall. Il glass of
beer before him and his feet. In their
hObnailed mountain. boots, extended TO-
ward the fire. The mountaineer had
Just made an ascent Of the Tiger. and
he talked like this about 1t:
"Well. well, well. climb indeed
four hours Of incessant step cutting
with IN AK on an Ice slope as smooth
as glass and as steep as a wall Look
Mt this bunch of edelweiss. l spicd 1t
on the edge Of dreadful precipice.
My guide refused to let me pluck IT;
said 1t was madness. For his part, be
would not risk his life so foolishly.
But at last. what with eloquence and
an offer Of 200 francs. | persuaded him
to come along. The advance was awful.
One misstcp meant death. But | Sc
cured the flower when suddenly the
guides foot slipped, he fell and began
to roll toward the edge. But I thrust
my ax firmly into the ice and, bracing
myself, seized the rope that bound us
together, and-the man was saved
"And at the same time in the hotel
Kitchen the guide was giving another
version of the ascent in words like
these:
"'Well. we'll, what customer! An
other like that chap and l give up the
business. From the start he was faint
and dizzy. In fact. wherever any real
climbing began we had to carry him
like sack of meal And mean. Re
fused us single penny extra for all
our extra trouble. Last Of all. he beg
ged for the sprig of eideIwelss wore
In my hat. and was fool enough to let
him have t.'"-New York Times.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
The Too Faithful Doq.

A party Of young Australians want
ing fish dinner filed bottle with
dynamite. attached waterproof fuse
and flung it into a pool in creek
One Of them had retriever who had
been taught to retrieve anything flung
into the water. and the bottle had
hardly touched the surface before
Watch was after 1t. They yelled Mt
him to leave 1t alone. but lie paid no
attention and soon was swimming
shorcward with the fizzipg bomb in
his mouth The young men ran for
their lives. and the poor beast. think
Ing 1t all great joke. came gall0pins
after. lie was within twenty yards
Of the hindmOst when there was a
stunning crash. Two of the men were
thrown down. though. fortunately. not
badly hurt. But OF the unfortunate
dog hardly trace was left.-Fry's
Magazine.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
Her Modest Rauuast

When Andrew D. White was minis
ter to Germany he received some queer
letters from Americans. Perhaps the
funniest of all was a mandatory epistle
from an old lady living In the west
who tnclosed In her letter four pieces
OF white linen, each some six inches
square. I'VE are going to have q
fair In our church." she wrote, "and
! am making an autograph quilt. ]
want you to get me the autographs
OF the emperor, the empress and the
crown prince and tell them to be very
careful not to write too near the edge
Of the squares. as seam has to be
allowed for putting them together"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Dept. of the Interior, United States Land
Office. Kalispell. Mont. July Is, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that
HOWARD 4. JONES
of Columbia Falls, Montana, who, on July Is.
1908. made timber and stone application No.
"a. for sw 4 of the ne a. section ~. township,
notice of intention to final make proof, to
establish claim to the land above described
before the Register and Receiver. ut Kalis.
pcl!, Mont, on the 24th day Of Septem .l9 S.
Claimant names as witnesses: Harry Al
ward, Edward Cunning, Frank Gilmer
and Louis Struble, all of Whitefisl,, Mont.
ANDREW W. SWANEY, Register.
First publication July "a, 1869
(I.ast publication Sept. ia, l9Os.) (9)
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
No Help Wanted,

Scene. II courtroom. a big. burlJ
artisan Is brought in by the bailifl
and placed in the dock. He is reg.
ular Hercules IN point Of stature and
Is brought up on n charge of assault
1t Is evidently his first appearance In
court
When he enters the magistrate is
busy with bis papers, but presently
looks up hurriedly and, turning to the
prisoner. exclaims:
"Have you engaged any one to de-
fend you?'
whats that?" asks the prisoner;
then. collecting himself. he adds: II
don't want anybody. Come on. any
half dozen Of you"-Lontlon Answers.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
Both Guilty.,

The man who prided himself on his
Keen perceptions watched the witness
on the stand with intensity and nodded
his head vigorously at the closing
words OF the bewildered witness.
THAT mans concerned in It," said
the keen observer to his friend. Didn't
you notice how his eyes shifted
ardund?"
"How about this next one ?" inquired
the friend.
Hes guilty OF something" asserted
the keen observer. mo man stares Mt
people in that bold. defiant way IL he
has clear conscience" YOUTHS Com.
paniOn.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Dept. of the Interior, U. s. Land Office, a,
Kalispell. Mont, July Is, 1908.
Notice is hereby given that
EDWARD J. CUNNING
OF Whitetsh, Mont, who, on July IS, 1908
made timber and stone application No. O34
tor swl4 swt,, ma swi4, sw14 nwl4 {. section p
township 81, range 23. Montana Meridian
has fled notice of intention to make final
proof. to establish claim TO the land above
described. before Register and Receiver nj
kalispell, Mont, on the 2ith day of Septem
Ter, 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses: Harry AL.
ward, Louis Struble. Frank Giimer and
Frank Sullivan. all of Whitetsh, Mont.
ANDREW W. SWANEY, Register.
First publication July II, 1889
tLast publication September ~, 1913.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
Glaciers,

1t has been demonstrated that the
glacier does not move in one block,
but flows, accommodating itself to the
channel IN which it moves. Professor
TyEdall planted a row OF sticks in a
straight line across a glacier. and after
few days the line had become a
crescent. with the concavity upward,
showing that the middle Of the glacier
moved faster than the sides, just as in
river the stream is stronger in the
center,
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
The Strainer,

1t was the first time she had e> er
used telephone, and the drug clerk
detected the fact by the nervous way
In which she held the receiver
Dear mel" she exclaimed timidly.
why are all those sievelike holes In
the mouthpieccY'
"They are there for purpose" re-
piled the drug clerk solemnly.
"What purpose?"
"Why. so you can strain your voice
And she was so embarrassed she
forgot the number she was to call I'D.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
The DEVILS Advocate.

In connection with the Roman Cath
Ole ceremony Of canonization there IL
an official called 1.-The devils advocate"
When the church is ready to proceed
with the steps preliminary to the can.
onization. an able man is appointed to
assail the memory Of the candidate
and to bring against him oil possible
charges. which the other side must
satisfactorily dispose of. This accuser
is known as the devils advocate -
and not until he is siienced by the dis
proof of his charges can the canoniza.
ton I've accomplished
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
A New Definition.

The class was studying grammar.
"NOw." said the teacher. "can any
one give me Il word ending with 'ous.
meaning full of. as In dangerous full
of danger. and 'haznrdous,' full of
hazardy'
There was silence In the class for n
moment. Then hoy sitting in the
front row put out his hand.
"Wel!, john" said the teacher, "what
Is your word:"
please. SIR" came the reply,
"'pious.' full Of pie"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior. U. S. Land Office
kalispell, Mont, July 8, 1908.
Notice is hereby given that
JESSE n, STEVENS
OF Whitefish, Nor ., who, on July Q, 1898
made timber and TO 3 application No. $50,
for swl4 Of SEA. Sc ii u %, township 81 N,
filed NOTICE of intention to make final
proof, to establish claim to the land above
described. before Register and Receiver,
Y. 5; Land Office. at Kalispell, Montana, OF,
the 2ist day OF Sept, 1908.
Claimant names as witnesses: Frank l.
Baker. Harry Il. Bouton, Jr., Albert Knowles
and Eben J Stevens, all Of Whitefish. Mont.
ANDREW W. SWANEY, Register.
(First publication July II, rsu8)
U.ast publication Sept. Is, 1855
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-09-04
Notice..

Any one interested in the organization
OF Sunday schools or home classes for
Bible study, would do well to correspond
with Rev. Edwin NJ. Ellis, Helena, Mont.
or with VIM. J. Large, Billings, Mont.
These men are ready to assist in this
work anywhere in the state of Montana.
Write to the nearest one. Do it now.