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Smyrna times., 1908-12-09
GOOD NEWS.
Many Smyrna Readers Have
Heard it and Profited
Thereby.

Good news travels fast, and
the thousands of bad back sufferers
in Smyrna are glad to learn that
prompt relief is within their reach.
Many a lame, weak and aching back
is bad no more, thanks to Doan's
Kidney Pills. Many people are tell
ling the good news of their expert
ence with the Old Quaker Remedy.
Here is an example worth reading:
Walter w. Needles, living on High
street, Chetertown, Md, say: "My
experience with Doan's Kidney Pills
was satisfactory in every respect.
l can freely endorse them as my kid
neys were greatly strengthened by
their use. l was troubled with back
ache for a long time, and my kid
neys were too frequent in action,
thus giving me a great amount of
annoyance. Reading about DIR. DOan' S
Kidney Pills l procured box, took
them as directed and they gave me
relief from the first. The trouble fl
nally vanished and it gives me pleas
ure to state that l have not had re-
turn of it since. l cannot help rec
ommending Doan's Kidney Pills tc
others suffering from the same
| trouble.
For sale by all Dealers. Price
so cents. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, New York, Sole Agent:
in the United States.
Remember the name-Doan' S
and take no other.
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09
Labor SAVING style.

Mr.. Perkins did not often comment
on his wife'> dress or make sugges,
tions. but one day he looked at her so
long and thOughtfully that she inquir-
ed if there was anything he did not
like about her new gown
"No. my dear" said Mr. Perkins
hastily. certainly not. | was only
thinking That waist of yours seems
to be so elaborate. with the lace and
all. Why not have simpler mode of
dress?"
"Why not. indeed?" said Mrs. Per
kins sweetly. Il suppose you've seen
one that just pleased you. What was
it like?"
1T was white" said her husband.
"all white and perfectly plain. my
dear; not a particle of lace or ruffling
or what think have heard yOu call
tucks. nothing of the sort. All there
was, my dear. was a simple little braid
in flower patterns of some sort. 1t Gov
cred the entire waist.
81 sat beside the lady for half an
hour in the car, and | can assure yoU
it was quite neat and attractive. Sim
mons and I spoke of it on the way NJ
from the train. He said he should men
| ton it to his wife"
"You poor ignorant creatdres"' sai'
Mrs. Perkins tenderly. "The days ant
days It must have taken to make tha
neat. simple plain little waist! y
Youths Companion.
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09
international Hens.

The advantages that people who live
exactly on the line between two coun-
tries have in escaping the customs and
other regulations of both countries
have often been recounted Probably
the most picturesque instance of this
kind of evasion occurred in the town
Of NOgales, which lies exactly on the
boundary between Mexico and Arizona.
On the United States side of the line
in this town eggs were az one time
made costly by the revision Of the
tariff schedule pertaining to that prod
uct. inasmuch as the hens in that re-
gion were chiefly owned on the MeXi-
can side and were fed by the peasants
on cheap Mexican grain
Cne year Il Maine Yankee arrived III
Nogales with an eye to business he
was convinced that his opportunity lay
in the high price of eggs. Accordingly
he put up a long henhOuSe exactly
across. the boundary line. At the Mex
lean end ne regularly fed his hens with
low priced Mexican grain
che fowls ate their grain in Mexico
and then walked across the line into
the United States to lay their e%%s
The transaction was. of course. per
fectly legitimate, for the proprietor Of
the hennery smuggled neither grain
nor eggs. But he availpd himself of
high prices on one side and low prices
on the other.-New York Tribune
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09

More people are taking FOley's
Kidney remedy every year. 1t is con-
sidered to be the most effective reme-
dy for kidney and bladder trouble that
medical science can devise, Foley's
Kidney remedy corrects Irregularities,
builds up worn out tissues and re-
stores lost vitality. 1t will make
you feel we'll and look we'll. Sold by
W. R. Keys & Co., Clayton and all
druggists in Smyrna.
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09
Guilty Of COunterfeitlHg
Rirht on the lob.

Indignant; Citizen TO Office boy)-
Your confouaded paper had an out
rageous attack on me this morning.
and Office Boy (brisklyl--Yessir
How many copies will you have?
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09

Persons living at a distance who wish
10 avail themselves of our unexcelled
banking facilities and obtain interest on
their deposits, can do so by pur chasing
at the nearest POST office, money orders
payable TO our order for the amounts
10 be deposited, and forwarding these
orders 10 us by mail; or they may send
us checks or dralis,PayGbIc 10 our order.
All such remiltaEces will be promptly
acknowledged.
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09
10 Borrow.

Grlmsey What is the psychological
moment? Cholley-It is when you get
a tip on a dead sure thing and do not
happen to have the money to back It
up-New Orleans World.
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09
The lender MoonIirht.

wonder why moonlight iSe so con
ducive to tender sentiments?"
That's easy. Most any girl looks
well by moonlight"
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09
Called the furn.

"Whats the old lady doing now:"
asked the old stocking in the work
basket
"She's getting out her needle and
yarn" replied the scissors.
"Well. well.'' exclaimed the stocking.
'I'll be darned. d."-Phihdelphia Press.
Had Him.
Cynical Man-Nature must have been
dreaming when she made woman.
New Woman-She must have had
Welsh rabbit nightmare when she
made man.--Bohemian Magazine.
Guilty of COunterfeitlng
Passing counterfeit money is no
worse than substituting some un-
known worthless remedy for Foley S
Honey and Tar, the great cough and
cold remedy that cures the most OBJ
stinate cough and heals the lungs.
Sold by W. R. Keys & Co., Clayton
and all druggists, Smyrna
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09
You,ve Met Him.

How do .,ou like your new neigh
bor?"
"Oh. he's the kind of man that saves
his longest story to tell While we are
holding the front door open for him
to 60"
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09

The worship that is most acceptable
comes from cheerful and thankful
heart.-Plutarch.
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09
A Pointer.

"You can always tell an actor whose
season has not been prosperous" said
Mr.. StormiDgtOn Barnes.
"HOw?"
"He won't talk with you five min
utes without saying that the public
doesn't appreciate art. ."-Washington
Star
Smyrna times., 1908-12-09

Modesty is only another mime for
self knowledge. Hare.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04

born but it was a great deal sum- nier afterward. For years rays of sunshine have been diffused by him from Atlanta throughout the civil
 ized world. There are men now in the hurly burly of active life who will look back with a smile to the time when they were intensely in- terested in the adventures of Brer Rabbit and who will learn with grief that the creator of those stories with which Uncle Remus held the youth of the country spellbound is no more. Mir. Harris was one of the purest of humOrists, without ab- surdity and grotesqueness. He was moreover a philosopher to the learn
 ed and unlearned. a national teacher to be mourned by pupils everywhere.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04

If the carrier fails to leave The Re. publican at your address any day noti- ty US before noon and a special mes senger will deliver it. We expect sub serIbers to get their paper every day in the year, and unless they advise us of poor service we cannot properly serve them. PHONE MAIN 47.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04
A NATION BORN OF HEAT.

Many thoughtless persons have lamented the want of forethought of the fathers in declaring inde- pendence on July 4. They have ask ed why this important event could not have been precipitated either earlier or later in the year-at any other time than sweltering mid-sum- mer. The answer in the first place may, be that Thomas Jefferson, Charles Carroll of Carrollton and the others did not have in mind the founding of a national holiday to be celebrated by smoke, flame, noise and other heat producers. The more immediate business of the signers was to give expression to accumu- lated grievances. Perhaps the griev- ances were no weightier than they had been in the bracing wintertime, in the merry month of May or the blithesome June days.
 It took the tormenting torridity of early July to put the finishing touch upon patriotic resentment We will never know what part an attack of prickly heat played in the declara- ton of independence. Perhaps that was what set the colonial indigna- tion to boiling over and perhaps but for that perspiring and oppressive day in Philadelphia things would have been allowed to go on as they had been going-at least until the next hot day.
 As for ourselves, it is doubtful whether we could arouse our patriot ism to the boiling point at any other1 season of the year. It may be after all that the date of the nations birth was fixed by that de.tiny which has since directed our affairs, with special reference to it's ann. versaries as holidays. But after all, all this is idle speculation. It IS too late to kick l
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04
PHoENIx. ARIZONA, JULY 4. 1908.

EUIOGIES OF MIR. CLEVELAND.
 The Cleveland resolutions of which the followers of MT. Bryan are so much in dread, need not create in harmony in the Denver convention or in the subsequent campaign unless the Bryan people will it so. Even though the resolutions go beyond a well deserved eulogy of the dead statesman and involve his political beliefs in contrast wit hthose held by MT. Bryan and a large majority of the democratic party, that will not necessarily precipitate an issue with in the party. There is no one now actively to contend for the doctrines advanced by MT Cleveland. Beside parties change and within recent years changes have been radical and swift. What leaders thought and taught a dozen years ago is now silently passed by or openly reject ed. We do not see in what way an exploitation now, by way of rem iniscence. of the utterances and views of Mir. Cleveland a dozen years ago can affect the approaching cam paign.
 It is unlikely that the Bryan peo- pie are apprehensive on that score. It is more probable that they dread the injury to the vanity of Mir. Bry- an, in the calling up of the manes of an overshadowing leader than they do any effect such necromancy may have upon the chances of Mr. Bryan's election.
 If a bitter controversy should arise at Denver it will be the fault of the Bryan following. That such controversy would have harmful con sequences would be inevitable, for there is a large section of the demo- cratic party which still regards Gro yer Cleveland as the purest and ablest statesman of his age. There is another large and sordid section which entertains the sentiment of gratefulness to his memory. They connect him with the last smell they had of the fleshpots before they set out behind MT. Bryan in his aim less wandering in the wilderness.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04

democracy was also discussed and | the visitor said that bogie man was
 also dead and done for and now lays on the cooling board. The In | dependence League he declares is against fusion with anybody of any
 party. MT. Eigholz says he has
 travelled over all the coast states and
 was present at the national confer ence in Chicago in February, and
 this statement may be depended up- on as the league sentiment. He said
 Mir. Bryan may stand for some of the principles the league stands for but the democratic party does not and if Bryan is its nominee it will
 make no difference with the league
 He contends that the people are
 bound to leave the old parties which
 he says support the man and not
 the principle, and in support of his
 argument he mentions a few statis-
 tics of democratic disaster. Speaking
 in round numbers he recalled MT.
 Bryan's defeat by 65O.OOO votes
 twelve years ago, >h's overwhelming defeat by 95O,GO0 votes eight years ago and Judge Parker's all but annihilation four years ago by an inundation of some 2,60O,000 votes
 But for some reason Mir. Eigholz
 failed to refer. to the election of the candidates of the other "old party" four years ago, by the largest pop ular vote ever given a presidential ticket.
 Mir. Eigholz seems to be a very clever and is certainly a very en- tertaining gentleman. So long as he is engaged in undermining the democracy of Arizona which it is ad- mitted has enjoyed entirely too rank a growth in this territory, The Re publican does not feel called upon to stay his hand however appalling may be the apparent havoc. But it : would be interesting to note the line l of dope he hands out to the demo- i cratic papers when seeking the pub licity of their columns, for at this 1 writing the Independence League has i no local organs and it's only hope l is in playing both ends against the | middle.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04

When Joel Chandler Harris died last night the whole world suffered loss which in the cases of thous- ands will be personal. There was Sunny South before MT. Harris was
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04
GET OUR FREE BOOKLET.

Our new booklet "The Mexican West Coast" just off the press, has a message for every home seeker or investor-for every stock man-every fruit grower every agriculturalist. It de- scribes our offering of cheap land located in the rich West Coast country of Mexico now being opened to the markets of the world by the great Southern Pacific railway. The wonderful resources of this new country are attracting the attention of investors and colonists through out the entire country, and thousands of Americans are now going into this California of Mexico. PROFIT BY LESSONS LEARNED IN OUR WEST, where a few years ago land could be had for a few) dollars per acre that is now selling for several hundred dollars per acre. History will repeat itself in Western Mexico, except that opportunities are greater there than in our own country. De- velopment will be more rapid prices will advance more rapid ly. Are you going to wait un- til the snaps are all picked up until the other fellow has all the good things"-or are you going in now and lay the foun- dation for an independent for tune by purchasing cheap West Coast land? It is up to you, Mir. Man-what will you do about it? Call or write for booklet-it's free and has an in teresting message for you. We will get it to you, no matter where you are.
 BISHOP & HAUN,
 West Washington St,
 Phoenix, Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04
COFFEE

Three-quarters of coffee is such that we can't touch it; we make five grades of the top quarter.
 Your grocer returns your money If you doat ike Schiling's Best: we pay him
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04

Sneers about canned political con vention, uttered by democrats when the republicans were in session at Chicago, are being returned now with interest. '
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04

The newspapers have done all they could to conserve the juvenile sup ply of limbs and fingers by empha- sizing the need of safety and sanity in today's celebration.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04

DIR. w. s. LOWE, Veterinarian. Of
 flee r N. 1st Ave. Office Phone Red 1923. Res. Phone County A.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04
PROFESSIONAL
NOTARY PUBLIC.

F.. F. PASCOE, Notary Public. Con- veyancing a speciality. Acknowledge
 ments taken. 110 North Center St.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-04

MT. Rockefeller can insure a good circulation of his biography, if worst comes to worst, by giving away a copy with every gallon of oil.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-06-12
Strong rnon Him.

Miss Mathilda Owens hung upon
the arm OF the editor OF the Laneville
Bugle, TO whom she had been en-
gagged for three years, and endeav.
ored to turn his gaze toward the sky.
"Just notice the moon, william!"
she said in a melting voice.
AT the usual rates. Matilda,
shall be happy to do So" he replied
Youths Companion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-06-12
Down by the front lawn the scene is

Down by the front lawn the scene IL
no less striking. Along the sands OF
the beaches, the border Of the garden,
one might say, thousands lounge and
draw deep breaths OF pure ocean air
Up and down the harbor ply steamers
filled with pleased throngs. Yachtsmen
trim their sheets in their white-winged
craft, motor-boat owners dash about
with contented 'mien as bathers splash
In the brine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-06-12

One has but TO 20 about little on a
Sunday i'm summer 10 realize that Bos-
ton is an ideal summer city. The great.
cool bay. deep and clear, is its front
lawn. The rolling green of lovely
country, as fresh and unsullied as ma
ture can make II, IS the city's back
garden.
Here is the Charles river glttering
and dimpling under soft and perfumed
breezes. bright with canoes and
launches, filed with gay young people.
dabbling their hands in the limpd
stream There is the fine. velvety
sward OF the golf green. where we'll
Bred and quietly dressed men and wo-
men indulge in the only Sabbath game
that a Puritan community seems to
countenance. and drinking in health OF
body and breadth OF mind as they
go along
Through woody by-paths pedestrians
walk In the grateful shade of noble
trees, on public domain, wisely Sc
questrated by the commonwealth. II
10 q smiling land, that back garden.
Arizona republican., 1908-05-16

A large line of these elegantly made suits in either Butterfly or tailored eff
 fleets, made of a good, sensible wash material. that looks like linen. We have them in white. pink and blue. They are contrastingly trimmed and a credit to the S12.50 class. Today choice ........... .......... .S9.99
Arizona republican., 1908-05-16

cases which had been sustained as to the allegation on regarding the gen eral election. The court thought that an order of resubmission was not necessary inasmuch as the grand jury Is still in session. MT. Bullard in- sisted and the order was made.
 At this point Judge Baker asked for permission to example the grand jury as to these cases and the district at- torney consenting, the court ordered that when the grand jury shall be re- convened next Wednesday it shall be brought into court for examination. In making this request Judge Baker hinted at a matter which it was thought might come out more fully at yesterdays hearing and would no doubt have done so if the demurrers had been overruled. It had been re- ported, said Judge Baker, that a member of the grand jury before the indictments were returned had spread the rumor that the indictments were to be returned. it is understood that at least one member of the grand jury had a personal feeling against the defendants Carr and Gardiner and had threatened that he would get even with them.
 The defense is said to have had in its possession in court yesterday af- fidavits to that effect and 1t is stated that at least one witness was present ready to be called if that phase of the matter was touched upon.
Arizona republican., 1908-05-16
INDICTMENTS
 HAD DEFECTS
in the Case of Carr and
 Gardiner
The Really Interesting Objection is Not Yet Reached.

The indictments which had been re- turned against Griggs H. Carr and Fred Gardiner charging them with having unlawfully expended money al the fourth ward election went out in district court yesterday on demurrers. There were six indictments and the objections to most of them were of a technical character, in that 1t had been alleged in the indictment that the alleged offense had been commit ted at a general election in the fourth ward whereas, the election was not general
 This objection the court stated might not have been regarded as vital if it had been raised after a verdict had been rendered but he believed that it was proper to interpose it in a demurrer It was sustained.
 Another objection was that more than one offense was charged in the indictments and coupled with this was the objection that no offense was definitely charged. The law prohibits the sue of money to induce" persons to go to the polls. It was alleged that the money had been paid by the defendants for this purpose but there was failure to allege that such per sons as had received the money had gone and it was contended by the de- fense that if they did not go they had not been induced" It was be- lieved that a broad and erroneous use of the word induce" had been made in the indictment.
 The defense also contended that the law could not mean that the simple act of going to the polls could be re- garded as an offense. Said Judge Baker. "One might employ one to take a bucket of water to the polls; or. he might send one there for physician; that certainly could not be regarded as crime against the bal lot." It was his view that the law contemplated the voting of the per son receiving the money after his ar rival at the polls and the indict- ments did not charge that any act had been done. With this view the court coincided and the indictments of that narticular class were ruled out.
 The indictments against Carr were taken up first and for him there appeared Captain J. L. B. Alexapder and George D. Christy. Judge Baker represented Gardiner but the defense was practically one.
 At one point there was contro- versy between Captain Alexander and District Attorney Bullard as to the section under which one of the in dictments had been drawn. The dis trict attorney criticized Captain Alex ander for stating that the indictment had been drawn under a certain sec tion. That makes no difference, renIied Captain Alexander, flor they have not been drawn so that they are any good"
 You have frequently drawn indict- ments that weren't any good" retort- ed MT. Bullard.
 "But took my medicine" Captain Alexander
 "Gentlemen," interposed the court, oT,u have no more of this"
 At the conclusion of the hearing Mir. Bullard asked for there submis- sion to the grand jury of all those
Arizona republican., 1908-05-16

in stock. Every suit in this sale is fashioned of dependable materials in every shade of the rainbow. Stripes, checks, overplaids, shadow effects, as well as black and popular spring shades are what constitute this offer ing. Styles are Butterfly, Prince chap and Cutaway coat.
Arizona republican., 1908-05-16
TALKS TO K. OF P's.-After tn,

session of the Knights of Pythias last night and course of refreshments, the lodge was addressed by J. R. John- son, who arrived Thursday'in in company with V. Edwards, after a long trip from San Diego completed in twenty seven days and five hours. Mir. John- son has been globe trotter since 19 years of age and has seen many parts of the world and has encircled the globe several times. His experiences are very interesting. He is now on his way to New York, intending to walk the entire distance. Mir. Edwards is going along but he is making the trip in a wagon drawn by four Angora goats. MT. Edwards is an old pioneer of Nebraska and was one of the or ganizers of the cowboy cavalry which ran out of the country all the cattle rustlers and freebooters.
Arizona republican., 1908-05-16
Dress Skirts

ranging in price from s7.5O to s12.5O We are almost positive you'll fine what you require in this lot. DaintilI hanging skirts made of all wool Pan- anna in black and navy and quite few fancieS.
Arizona republican., 1908-05-16

Made of a soft quality taffeta silk in a number of good colors. They have a deep flounce that is tucked and shir- red. One glance will tell you the ma terial alone is worth the price of the petticoats
Arizona republican., 1908-05-16

TIES in lace and embroidery trimmed and all-over embroidery models show exquisitely dainty waists in many diff ferent artistic designs, all new and of first-class fit and workmanship. This lot embraces some remarkable S1.25 values yet offered today for. ....-. 9Sc
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-02-27

THE kind your grandfather used" and
he was of rare judgment Profit by his
experience and use Old /. w. Harper
whiskey. Sold by d. r. BURNSIDE.