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The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23
The Best He Could Do.

Adam was blaming the woman.
There were no malefactors Of great
wealth." he explained. ="
Considering his disadvantages, An
agreed he had met the responsibility
Is gracefully as possible.-New Yo1S
Sun.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

Therefore, when your kidneys are weak
or out of order, you can understand how
quickly your entire body is affected and
how every organ seems to fail to do Its
duty.
If you are sick or "feel badly" begin
taking the great kidney remedy, DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, because as soon
as your kidneys are we'll they will help
all the other organs to health. A trial
will convince anyone.
If you are sick you can make no mis-
take by first doctoring your kidneys:
The mild and the extraordinary effect OF
DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great
kidney remedy, is soon realized. 1t
stands the highest for its wonderful cures
of the most distressing cases, and is sold
6; s.: !: :; &: 2 !:
have sample bottle Home of sw.np.Rooe.
by mail free, also pamphlet telling you
how to find out if you have kidney or
bladder trouble. Mention this paper
when writing to DR.. Kilmer & Co.. Bing-
hamton, N. Y. Don't make any mistake,
but remember the name, Swamp-Root,
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the adj
dress. Bingha1nton, N. Y, OH every bottle.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

Garfield Tea purifes the blood, eradi.
eating rheumatism, govt and other chron.
ic diseases. 1t is made of Herbs-not drugs!
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

Recent excavations on the site Of
Jericho have laid bare the historic
city wall of burned lime brick on
stone foundation while whole rows OF
houses have been uncovered.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

That is LAXATIVE BROMO QGlNINE Ibok fol
lhe signature of B. W. GROVE. Used the World
svef To Cure , Cold In One Day. &c.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

"Do you see that man across the
street,"
Eyes: who is he?"
1.-THE greatest fellow for giving you
hot air you ever came across"
"Oh, a buffer"
mot at all. He is at the head of .
big heating company"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

A man who says. a mean thing
about another man isn't half as mean
- the man who repeats it.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23
Lost.

"Well, Sepperl, what about thu
goose your father was going to send
me?"
Dunno. teacher, but it's getting
well again. "-Transatlantic Tales.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

Love OF our neighbor is the only
door out OF the dungeon OF SELF
George Macdonald.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

, Count your own faults before at
tempting to enumerate those Of your
neighbor.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

Hath any wronged thee? Be brave
ly revenged. Slight it, and the work
is begun; pardon 1t. and 1t is finished
He is below himself that is not above
an injury.-Boileau.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

Stern PARENT hadn't any of the
you suppose have got on as have?
Young Hopeless Intending to make
a soothing reply)-Er-I expect the
grass wouldn't grow under your feet,
sir!
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23
Often The Kidneys Are
Weakened by OYER Work.
Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.

1t used to be considered that only
urinary and bladder troubles were to be
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

OH its merits by all
druggists in hfty-cent
and one-dollar size
bottles. You may
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-01-23

Edgar Collins. chief clerk In the Fort
Collins postofnce, has been appointed
q postonco inspector.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17
MORE WORK FoR TIE LAWYER.
Legal Light Explains Why No Had
Doubled His Fec.

Five years ago a certain man made
will. Last week he made another
one The same lawyer drew up both
documents For writing the second
will the lawyer charged twice az
much as for writing the frst one.
Why this dlffercncc7" asked tho
client Have you attained such promi.
nence in the legal profession in tho
last Ave years that you are justified In
doubling your fees"
Not at all. said the lawyer. There
was twice as much work on this will
as on your old one You see, at that
time you were a married man and
your will was short for with the eI.
ceptlon Of few minor bequests every.
thing was left 90 your wife. Changes
In your domestic relations have made
another will necessary. You arc now
a bachelor. or a bachelors equivalent.
a childless wldower. II Is much hard.
or 20 write n will for man OF that
type than for married man. Tho
man with a family usually gives away
everything he possesses In three or
four clauses. but the bachelor divides
his property among NO many relatives.
friends and dependents and consumes
80 much time In doing Il that tho
lawyer IL justified In charging him
double the usual fee"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17
rwo cUREs of eczeMA
Baby Had Severe Attaek-orandfathsr
suffered Torments with IT.
Owe Recovery 10 cutleura.

TN 1884 my grandson. n babe. had
an attack Of eczema. and after trying
the doctors 10 the extent Of heavy bills
and an Increase Of the disease and sui
fcring, | recommended Cuticura and
in few weeks the child was well. IIc
n today a strong man and absolutely
free from the disease. A fcw years
ago | contracted eczema. and became
an intense sufferer A whole winter
passed without once having on shoes
nearly from the knees 10 the toes be-
ing covered with yirulcnt sores. tried
many doctors TO no purpose. Then |
procured the Cutlcura Remedies and
found immediate Improvement and
fnalcurc. INV .LaRuc, St5 Seventh 81.
Louisville, Ky, Apr. 20 and May II, o.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

In the London Geological socioty'a
eastern ayiary there ia now living a
splendid example OF the lammorgeyer
or bearded yulturc. This species
(Gypaetus harbatusl resembles tho
eagle In having the head covered with
feathers. II Ia n distinctly handsome
bird, and. being without the bald head
Of the typical vulturos. lacks their re-
puisiye look In It's hhblts and mode
Of life II resembles the truo vulturos.
except, perhaps. that II IL rather more
dainty in its tastes. Stories have
been told Of children carried on by the
lammergeyer. but thoy are highly I'm.
probable. In some countries Il Is
called by name meaning bone
breaker" from its habit OF carrying
bonea up in the air and droppinh
them from n great height In order TO
get at the marrow. II inhablta the
mountainous regions OF southern Eu-
rope. and its range extends through
Asia Minor and the Himalayas TO
China.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17
TIE
General Demand

of the Wcll-Infonncd Of the World has
always been for a simple, pleasant and
efficient liquid laxative remedy OF known
value. laxative which physicians could
sanction Tor family use because its com.
poncnt parts are known 20 them To be
wholesome and truly beneficial In elect,
acceptable to the system and gentle, yet
prompt, In action
In supplying that demand with its OK.
ccllent combination Of Syrup Of Iiga and
Elixir Of SIENNA, the California Fig Syrup
Co. proceeds along ethical line, and relies
ON the merits Of the laxative for Ia remark.
able success
That Is one Of many reasons Why
Syrup Of Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA Is given
the preference by the Well Informed.
To get H. beneficial effects always buy
the genuine manufactured by the Cali
iornia Zig syrup Co.. only, and for sals
by all leading druggists. Price City cents
per bottle.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17
Victim Of Hard Luck

'1Icar about the hard luck Of Dan
Mouton, the Stanford tralncr9" I'm,
quircd one alumnus Of another, com
ing back from the big game.
NO. what happcnod2'
Well Dan. you know. used 10 bo
n professional foot racer Went all
over the world when In his athletic
prime uprinting for money against ali
corners. They say he won 2G3 races:
never was beaten but twice In all his
career one Of the fellows that bea,
him Dad met later In another race
and outran him. Dad was after the
other fellow for long while 10 get q
return race. But the fellow beat Dad
again"
How was thatl"
"Died before Dad got another crack
at hlm."-san Francisco Chronicle.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

David Belasco. the playwright and
manager. was talking about matinee
idols, Strange" he said. the fascl-
nation that they exert upon young
girls. l overheard the other day n
literary conversation that is apropos.
Two men were conversing. did you
ever read shakespeare's Loves La.
Dor Lost"T said the first. No.
Rrowled the second bald head. but
I've taken my best girl TO the theater.
and heard her rave all through the
show about the leading mans heaven
ly hair"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

From Uncle Remus" Morris was
always willing and eager TO read
aloud. or "Iluok Finn" which he half.
jestlngly pronounced to be the great.
est thing. whether in art or nature.
that America had produced. For 70.
hnement OF style. for subtle psychology
In creation. he had but little taste. Ho
could not admire either George Mere
dith or Stevenson. When he was In.
troduced TO lbsen's plays and called
on TO Join In admiring their union OF
accomplished dramatic craftsmanship
with the most modern movement OF
ideas, they were dismissed by him
with the torse and comprehensive
criticism, Very clever ! must say
From The Life OF William Norris"
by ]. W. MacKail
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

II suppose you think you could run
the government better than We dor
said the statesman.
Il do" answered the energetic citi'
zen.
And do not doubt you are happy
and hopeful In that belief"
Il am"
1T ia a beautiful state OF mind. II
would be a pity to destroy It by allow
ing you 20 be elected 90 ONCE"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

DO you think, sweetheart" qusried
the young man with the evenly divided
hair, as he shifted the fair maid from
one knee TO the other. that your IA.
Their will consent to our marrlageY"
= Well" replied the fair one, "of
course, papa will be sorry to lose me.
but"
But" interrupted the rash youth.
Il will remind him that, instead OF
losing a daughter, he will gain a son. ."
Dearest" repoined the wise maid.
III you really want mo you mustn't
say anything Of the kind. Papa has
three such sons boarding with him
now and he's little touchy on the
subjects"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17
AND SHE BELIEVED HIM.


George had been away on business
for a whole long week. and during
that time he had sent Clara ten let.
tiers, six letter-cards and AZ picture
postcards.
Why. then. was there touch
GOODNESS In her greeting when he iiew
60 her arms on his return?
Dearest he whispered. what IL
the mattorg"
"oh, George" she said. you didn't
send kiss In your ninth letter"
"My precious" he replied. that
night had steak and onions for din.
ncr. and you wouldn't have liked a
kiss after onions. would your
And, such Is the unfathomable pow
er Of love, she was satisfied, and mes.
tied to him.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17
Eternal Feminine.

Men say that women's friendships
are not as staunch and true and last.
Ing as mems because woman is 30
ready to believe all that she hears
against her best friend. while a man
VIII only Judge his friend by what he
Is TO him, not by what the world says
OF him. Is this true' II so. It will re.
main 80 Just as long as average charm.
ers see In man nothing but possible
husbands, escorts and gift-giyers.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

what is the matter with my
poom?" asked the amateur contribut'
or. Isn't the meter an right?"
"Oh. yes" replied the editor. "tho
meter ~ excellent"
81 think n you look again you will
find that the rhymes are faultless."
THE rhymes are very good, quite
ingenious, | might say"
Then why do you decline ~"
you have forgotten 10 say any
thing"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17
The chauffeur,s Theunht.

A welLknown Engllshman tells a
good motorcar story. lie says that
on one occasion, when instruotlng his
chauffeur TO drive carefully. he re
marked: 81 don't mind about grown.
up people and dogs but do be careful
about children and babies" Whereup
on the chauffeur replied; Yes, them
feeding.bottles do cut up the tires
dreadful"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17
PIanta IN Are PoIsonous.

Many harmless plants contain
poison, Dafodll and narcissus pick.
ers are troubled with a skin disease
known as "danodil poisoning" Gath.
erings form under the fngernails,
They are caused by minute crystals
In the Juice OF the stems. The bulbs
Of the white Roman hyaclnth have
similar unpleasant properties.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

Never did any soul do good. but II
became ieadier TO do the same again.
with more enjoyment Never was
love, or gratitude, or bounty prac.
uced. but with increasing Joy winch
made the practlcer stlll more In love
with the fair aet--shaftesbury.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

Rudyard Kipllns said to me once In
converting on the subject OF an ex.
change OF Ideas; Why. all / ever
knew somebody told me."-Robert
Barr In Detroit Free Press.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

When we set 10 work 10 make others
as happy as we can, happiness begins
flowing In on US In an increasing cur.
rent-Colton.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

Love OF our neighbor is the only
door out OF the dungeon OF SELF
George Macdonald.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

Garfield Tea purifes the blood, eadi.
eating rheumatism, govt and other chron.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

Better die 10000 deaths than wound
my honor.-Addison.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

Stern Parent hadn't any OF the
advantages you have had How do
you suppose have Eot ON as / havc7
Young Hopeless Intending to make
a soothing reply Err expect the
grass wouldn't grow under your feet.
glrf
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

HiNV HHUINIC UUTTIU Home % 1Wamp Root
by mail free, also a pamphlet telling you
how to find out II you have kidney OF
bladder trouble. Mention this paper
when writiugto Or. Kilmer & Co., Bing-
hartun. n. Y. Don't make any mistake
but remember the name, swamp Root,
DR. Hilmer's swamp Root. and the adj
dress, Binghamton, y. y, on every bottle.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

traced 20 the kidneys.
but now modern
science proves that
nearly al diseases
have their beginning
iu the disorder Of
these most important
organs.
The kidneys filter
and purify the blood
that b. their work.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

therefore, when Your Kidneys are weak
or out OF order, YOU can understand how
quickly your entire body Is affected and
how every organ seems to fail TO do its
duty.
II YOU arc sick or "fcel badly" begin
taking the great kidney remedy, Dr.
kilmct's Swamp. Root, because rs soon
as your kidneys are we'll they will help
all the other organs TO health. A trial
will convince anyone.
II YOU arc sick you can make no mis-
take by first doctoring your kidneys.
The mild and the extraordinary effect OF
DIR. Hilmer's Swamp-Root, the great
kidney remedy, Is soon realized. II
stands the highest for It's wonderful cures
of the most distressing cascs. and IN sold
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-17

vi "" TTTTTIT" ~ III
druggistsin hity-cen,
and one dollar size
bottles You mas
have "a sautule hattie
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-02-15
hands in their pockets and contribute
ten cents to help in defraying the
expenses of the league.
TWO MEN PROPOSED
FOR BASEBALL CAPTAIN

The Chinese Aloha Club will hold
the postponed meeting of last Sunday
on the 10th inst. at the clubhouse on
Dowsett Lane at 1880 p. IN. AS this
is the first meeting to be held under
the auspices of the newly elected Of
ficers, II large attendance is eXpectl.
Th meeting will be presided over
Icy John w. Akana, the president
elect for 1908. Under Akana's super
vision. the club will have man of
experience at its head and Il success
full year may be looked for. The 9TH
or officers are: Henry II. Nam, vice
president; w. Tin Chong, secretary;
c. All Tong, treasurer; and Peter
Yen, auditor. G. AIMING will man
age the baseball team in the River
side League for the coming season.
A captain for the baseball team Is
also to he elected ut the meeting to-
morrow night. There are two candi-
dates proposed, A. Akana and j. lilo
Yup, the former captain.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-02-15
GENUINE CHINESE
team WILL Play
Two Games OF Base
Ball At Adla Park
Tomorrow

The Aala Park fans will he glad
to learn that good baseball will be
seen again ut that park, after the
few months of rest since the close OF
the Riverside League series. Two OF
the best games of the season for ! 9OS
are to be PLAYED at tn" park tomorrow
afternoon, under the auspices of the
Kalaniunaolc and Riverside Junior
Leagues. Arrangements have been
made between these two leagues for
each to play one game in the after
noon and one in the morning.
The first game to start in tomor-
rows program during the forenoon
will be a scrap between the Chinese
Alohas Jr. and the Aaia a. c. This
will be the first game Of the second
series in the Riverside Jr. League.
In the first series, the Alohas are the
| leaders, with the Aalas as close sec
Ond. This game will be n close con-
test and some exciting plays are eX-
| rected.
In the second spasm, the Asahi A.
| c. and the Oriental A. c., the only
Chinese team of Hawaii, with no
players but Chinese of full blood, UNI
der the management of C. Y. Marx.
will go into contest Of which II is
hard to pick the winner at this time
The Asahis will be strengthened by
several new players, and Manager c.
K. Abe is pleased with them. 81 am
confident that my new team will be Il
credit to the japanese from now on,
is how he puts It to a representative
of this paper this morning. Tetsug
and Harry Motto will form the new
| battery for this team.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-02-15
GREAT GAME TODAY

At 3 p. m. today the greatest game
Of the season, the first of the two-out-
of-three series for the final champion
ship of the Kalanianaole League, will
be fought between the Chinese A. &.
and the Kaala A. c. This will be
the treat OF the season and those at
tending will have nothing to regret
after the game. President A. X. vi
ezra of the league stated that he has
made arrangements for chairs TO be
placed on the grounds for the convc-
nience Of those willing to put their
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-02-15
COLLEGE GOLFERS WILL
Meet ENGLISH PLAYERS

New York, n. Y, Feb. CS-The in
tercolleglate golf association has
planned an invasion of England to
take place next summer 1t is pro-
posed to send team of the best col
lege golfers to compete in various En-
glish matches.
Among those who expect to take
the trip are Ellies Knowles, Yale, in
tercollegiate champion? w, 4, West,
Princeton, runner-up in last years
tournament; II. II, Wilder, president
of the association; w. Fellows Nor
gan, Jr., Harvard; Henry 7. Peter,
Dr., Princeton and Robert Abbott, for
mer champion.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-02-15

That wasn't any too explicit, so
Jamie, with u whitening look of
scOrn, handed out what he called an
"Addsonian" translation, - per the
following:
The pleasure Of your company ia
requested at a little evening enter
tainment, for the benefit of the yacht
fund, which may suggest to you for
the nOnce, vaudeville concert such
as Is found in the city of Allure --
namely, Paris. The evening will be
Saturday, February 22nd, at s or Ia
tcr--and one dollar entities you to I,
.eat and refreshments, which will be
simple but wholesome"
This is the way the oiIice-boy eX-
pressed himself on the matter:
Say, fellers, seen anything about
them diddings at the Seashell next
week? Take II from muh, they's the
candy. You goes out there in your
monkey-suit wild stir bussum shots
and collars yuh have 10 take of ia
spit, or yuh wears n bathin suit; yum
comes troo wild de mazumah, one ST.
moleon, and yuh goes inside within,
Den they brings yuh schooner oil
something vivid foam on it, and some
hot dogs. Hully Gee! it's goin' to be
great! Then yuh sit and listen To
some swell singers, and the musicians
make lot of noise. Den some loidies
sit on de stage, and yuh picks out de
one yuh likes. Say, bunch, it's goin
TO be the SWEETEST ever"
Only a partial program of the
events which will be pulled off al
the Seaside next week can be given al
the present time, but mere they are
such as they are,-which isn't Sc
worse for start:
symphony Orchestra; Kaal Orches
ira; Hawaiian Band; Mrs. l.. Z
| Crook, solo; G. II. Mcbride, mono
logue; J. A. Wilder, Major Potter
! and George Cooke, cross.country, IA
pid-iire end-men; four of Honolulu
most beautiful and bewitching maid
ems in beauty contest; Billy Raw
Inns, cornet solo; Sam Johnson anC
artists, death-defying stunts on horl
2ontal bars; Cupid" Wrights Paris
IAN Quartet; dancing interspersed be
tween the different acts. Last car
2 a, m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-02-15
Several Live Explanations
OF Mysterious Invitations
DANES Austin Wilder, Partisan
And j. Waiter Doyle, impress
sario, Spring a New One
On Us.

Now, couldn't quite get hold OF
the exact drift Of his remarks So
quoth /, "Elucidate." Then James
got rid of the following, which is Il
My Lords and My Ladies': -- You
are prayed to assure ny your pres
ence the success of our little party,
of which the receipt will go to the
Yacht Fund, and which, YOU will re-
call, during some instauts, one of the
cuffse-hOuses singing the most gay Cl
the town charming beyond compare;
that Is to say, Paris.
This evening will nave place al
the Hotel Of the Seaside Of Honolulu
at hours post meridian. Entrance
1--WE francs, you giving right to con-
suming."
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-02-15
english UNIVERSITIES
DECLINE TRACK MEET

London, Eng, Feb. 4.-The Oxford
University Athletic Club has declined
the challenge of the intercollegiate
Amateur Athletic Association of Am
erica for an international track and
field meeting between teams repre-
senting that organization and the
Universities of Oxford and Cambridge
in London following the Olympic
games. The.only reason given Is ''in-
superablc difficulties"