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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02
Aimed at the South.

by a strict party vote Of 100 to 125
a campaign contribution publicity bill,
with an amendment providing for re-
/ q lctlo1 FOR reI resentation in the Hous {
of the Southern States. was passed
FRIDAY IN the Lower House of Con-
gress. The Democrats voted against
the bill because of the amendment.
In the opinion of Mr.. Rucker, of
/ Missouri, If anything were wanting to
demonstrate to every man in the
United States that the leaders and
managers of the Republican party in
the House were guilty of deceit and
false pretense, the bill under discus
sion supplied that want.
1T is horse play" remarked Mr..
Hardwlck, of Georgia. Reduction in
representation, he said, had no terrors
for the South. The Republicans, he
asserted, need not deceive themselves
on that proposition.
Heavy as is the price, he exciaim-
ed. unfair and unjust asshe believed
it would be to exact this pound Of
flesh, yet If the people Of America ever
do require it they will ind that the
South will pay it for the protection Of
its homes and for the preservation Of
its white civilization.
Mr.. Gillispie, of Texas, warned the
House that by passing the bill the con-
ditiOn of the negro would be made
worse than at present. MIR. Williams,
Of Mississippi, made a vigorous speech
against it.
1.-The great old party" he began,
''has resolved itself into a vaudeville
stock company He charged the Re-
0uhiTannC NTH Iori,oCr 70
great public question in a fair and
several propositions in one bill.
What are you trying to do?" he in
CURED docs the gentleman from In
diana think he can turn the hands of
the clock of time back half century?
Does he think he can produce the days
of the CARPET Dagger and recOnstruc-
tion In the South once more? Does he
think the business interests Of the
North will stand for a recurrence of
the saturnaiia?"
The reduction in representation
amendment, he declared, had beeI add
ed TO defeat the publicity bill. You
nave no idea of reducing the represent
tation of California, Massachusetts or
Connecticut because they disfranchise
llllCeraClOn. Inc people OF Ine
South, he asserted, were willing to
take the issue. If, he said. it was de-
sired to ignore the fifteenth amendment
and the Republicans were willing to
restore to Mississippi the power to fix
her suffrage along radical lines. the
people of that State were ready for
the gauntlet.
Throw it down whenever you
please" he exclaimed, las to the re-
duction of our representation in Con-
gress," ne said, "in Gods name take
it an welcome to it; but be honest
when you do it."
Discussing the publicity feature of
the bill Mr.. Williams declared that if
that proposition should become law, cit
will damn your Republican party and
be worse for you than the force bill,
which defeated Harrison. 1t was all
false pretenses, he declared, and he
said to the Republicans:
Like children you are playing with
fire in a powder magazine" He closed
by asking the Republicans if they
were "fools enough to believe that the
South would ever again submit to the
policies to which she submitted when
she was weak and helpless"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02
Badly Sprained Ankle Cured.

Three years ago our daughter sprain-
ed her ankle and had been suffering ter
ribly for two days and nights had not
slept minute. Mr. Stallings, of But
Ter. Tenn. told US of Chamberlain s
Pain Balm. We went to the store that
night and got bottle of it and bathed
her ankle two or three time and she
went to sleep and had a good night S
rest. The next morning she was much
better and in a short time could walk
around and had no more trouble with
her ankle-E. M. BRUMITT, Hamp-
ton, Tenn. % and so cent sizes for
sale by w. T. Brooks. "You need no
other guaranteed. june
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02
Born In Iowa.

Our family were all born and raised
in Iowa, and have used Chamberlain 5
Collie, Cholera, and DiarrhOea Remedy
made at Des Moines) for years. We
know how good it is from long expert
ence in the use of it. In fact, when in
Ii PasO, Texas, the writer's life was
saved by the prompt use of this
remedy. We are now engaged in the
mercantile business at Narcoossee,
Fla, and have introduced the remedy
here It has proven very successful
and is constantly growing in favor
ENNIS BROS. This remedy is for
sale by w. 7. Brooks. You need no
other guarantee. june
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02

anu 10 mink that ten months ago looked ulCA
this owe 1t to German Syrup"
gThe tme-worn Injunction, "Never pd
OH til tomorrow what you can do to-
day" is now generally presented in this
form: DO it to-day l'' That is the terse
advice we want to give you about that
hacking cough or demoralzing cold with
which you have been struggling for sew.
eral days, perhaps weeks. qTake soma
reliable remedy for it ro-DAY-and let
that remedy be DR.. Boschee's German
Syrup, which has b>en in use for over
thlrty-ive years. A few doses of it will
undoubtedly relieve your cough or cold,
and its continued use for a few days will
cure you completely. Ono matter how
deep-seated your cough, even if dread
consumption has attacked your lungs,
German Syrup will surely effect a cure
as 1t has done before in thousands of ap-
parently hopeless cases of lung trouble.
QNew trial bottles, 25c; regular size.
75c. AT all druggists.
G S. WARDEN & SON, Paris Ky.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02
No Need Of Suffering from Rheu=
matiSm.

1t is a mistake to allow rheumatism
to become chronic, as the pain can al
ways he relieved. and in most cases a
cure effected by applying Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. The relief from pain
which it affords is alone worth many
times its cost. 1t makes sleep and rest
possible. Even IN cases of long stand
ing this liniment should be used on &C
count of the relief which it affords. rs
and so cent sizes for sale by w. L.
Brooks. "You need no other guaran-
tee" june
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02

G S. WARDEN & son, Paris Ky.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02
Plenty Of Trouble.

- Is caused by stagnation of the liver
and bowels. To get rid of it and head
acne and biliOusDess and the poison
tnat brings jaundlce, take DR.. King
New Life Pills, the reliable purifier
that do the work without grinding and
gripping. 25 cents at Oberderfer's drug
store. june
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02
Attention, Ladies!
Telephone 377 If You Need a
MaSSeur.

Will call at any address in city of
Paris. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Prompt service will be given out of
town partons at the parlOrs at Mrs.
Corne Watson Baird's if it does not
suit to have calls made at their
homes.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02
YOU ARE NEXT At BUCKS"

When in need of first class shave
call at Bucks place and you will be
given first-class service. You can al
ways catch a turn. Three polite bar
bers to wait on you. Bucks new bath
room is complete, nice porcelain tubs,
hot water at all times and polite a.
ten dnts to take care of your wants.
a If.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02
4 Wav People Have.

There are few people who are not
willing to subject themselves to much
trouble and expense in order to have
their own way.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02

Insure your property against
fire and wind in Old Line Com
panies with Miss Anna Thorn
ton. She will also sign your
bond. Agent for Bankers
Surety Co.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

All persons having claims against
tn estate of the late Mrs. C. D. Judy
will present the same, properly proven
as required by law, to the undersign
ed for payment. All persons indebted
to the estate will please call and settle.
8 If G. w. JUDY, Administrator
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-06-02
PhiIanthronlc snanieI.

Secretary Shields of the water board
in New Orleans has spaniel that de-
lights to catch bugs and take them to
the yard for the chickens to eat.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
AIfsan0ra Gazettf.
. .
SAT URDAY EVENING. MAR. q. 1905.
Tn. story ola Word.

A comr,arison OF old editions or
scott's "Sionastery', with one Of later
date will reveal slight alteration Ia
the text OF sentence ia the tenth
chapter. For the word morse an
other Is substituted. A tale OF comedy
attaches to the word which has gone.
"Hardened wretch" says Father Eus-
tace. art thou hut this instant dellv-
cred from death, and dost thou 80 soon
morse thoughts OF slaughter? The
origin Of the word morse seems sore
IL TO have troubled the etymOlogists
Two learned correspondents OF Notes
and Queries. Mr. Wheatley tells us,
accounted for the word. one explain
ed It as ito prime" as when one primes
a musket. from o. FIR "amorce." pow
der for the touehhoIe (COtgraye', and
the other by 90 bite" LAT. ''mordere'j J.;
hence ITO indulge In biting. singing
or gnawing thoughts OF slaughter. On
the other side were those who said that
the word was q misprlnt for something
else. That the word as misprint
should have been printed and read by
millions for fifty years without being
challenged and altered exceeds the
bounds Of probability" exclaimed the
spologists for morse. But when the
manuscrlptwas examined there nurse
was the word, plainly wrltten.-St
James Gazette. ts
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
Paid In Full,

Two young ladies. evidently stenog-
raphers. were having an animated dis
cussIon while on their way Ia work
the other morning In Market street
car. The discussion revolved around
the question as to the best method to
Impress their respective employers as
30 the value Of their services.
"Do you know" said the smaller OF
the two. my former employer was
tho worst old granny, He could not
spell the simplest words correctly, and
be couldn't pronounce them. One day
I thought would impress him with
the value Of my services He gave
me q letter 10 typewrite, and Just
went along and copied 1t rs he handed
II 70 nue.. Then / made a second copy
with all the misspelIed words correct
ed. With beamlng countenance | hand
ed him both copies"
what did he dor breathlessiy ask
ed her freud. forcing the conductor to
hold his car 30 that she might alight
at her corner and at the same time
hear the answer.
HE hred me-" was the reply Phil
adelphla Record.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
FOUNDERS AND MACHINIsTs
The Eighth District Committee.

Alta meeting of the Congressional State
Democratic Committee, for the Eighth Con-
gressional District Of Virginia. hell at the
Prince William Hotel, in the town Of Manas'
sss. Virginia, on the 9Th day o. March, 1908,
pursuant to a call issued by the chairman,
the Hon, George S. Shackelford, there were
present. the chairman. Col Granville
Gaines; r. T. Green, Gardner j. Boothe and
Thos. II. Lion. The following resolutions was
adopted
Be it resolved by the Congressional Demo-
cratic Committee for the Eighth Congress
sional District Of Virginia, that primary
election, for the demrcrstic candidate for tue
United States House Of Representatives, ne
held throughout ssic District on the 9th day
of June, 1853, between sunrise and sunset OF
that day, at all est iblished precincts or
wards. and as near as possible in the usual
voting places therein; ne it further,
Resolved, that at said election ell known
white democrats and those who have never
before voted, who shall declare themselves 10
be democrats. shall lie allowed to vote, pro
vided they will be quail fed to vote at the
next general election in November, 1908; be
it further.
Resolved, that ell candidates shall ale
notice. in writing, Of their candidacy, with
Hon. George S. ShaC kelford, Of Orange, Vir-
ginis, on er before April h, 1903; be it
further,
Resolved, that each candidate shall pay TO
the said Hon. George s. hsckelford, on or
before the 18th day of April, 1873, his pro
rata share Of 81, 800, that beiug the estimate
Of total expenses Of conducting the said pTi'
mary eleC ton; be it further,
Resolved, that any tum remaining after
the expenses Of said ciiol are paid, shall
be returned pro rata to the variOus csndi-
dates; be it further,
Resolved, that this election shall be Spa
rate AID independent and not held in con-
uection with any Other primary.
GEO. +. SaACKELFORD, Chairman,
THOS n LION, Secretary,
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AUCTION SALE.
8 II. Limit. Anctioneer.

PY VIRTUE OF A DEED OF TRUST
- made by Mary Anne McCuen, bearing
date on the l4th day Of July. 1906, sDd Of
record in the land records of the city OF Alex
andria, Va, in deed book no. So. page i04,
and at the request Of the party thereby
secured, default having been male in the
payment Of the said deed oftrust according
IN It's terms, the undersigned trustees will
offer for sale on
SATURDAY, the 2Sth day Of March, 1908,
at u o'clock M, in front OF the Royal street
entrance TO the Market Building, all that lot
Of ground with the buildings aud improve
ments thereon in the said city Of Alexandria,
Va, bounded as follows, TO wit:
Beginning at the intersection OF the north
side OF Queen street with the east side Of Co
lumbus street and running thence east on
Queen street eighteen (1S) feet, five (6)
inches more or less, 10 the line Of the
Friends Burial Ground" thence north par
allel to Columbus street eighty-six 1867 feet,
sewn ~ inches; thence west in q direct line
eighteen (ls) eet, FIVE (5) inches to Column
/ Us street, and thence south on Columbus
street eighty six 1867 feet, seven az inches
to the beginning, with all appurtenances
Terms ofssle: Cash. All costs Of conveysn-
cling at the expense Of the purchaser.
JOHN D. NORMOYLE,
HENRY BLADDER,
p. NJ. BRADSHAW,
marll I'd Trustees.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
Held Their Own.

A regiment Of regulars was making
a long. dusty march across the rolling
prairie land Of Montana during re-
cent summer. II was hot. blistering
day. and the men. longing for water
and rest. were impatient to reach the
next town. A rancher rode past. Say.
friend" called out one of the men,
"how far Is Il 10 the next town" oh.
a matter OF two miles or so. reckon.
called bscK the rancher. Another long
hour dragged by, and another rsncher
was encountered. How far TO the
next town. the men asked him eager
ly. "Oh, a good two miles" A weary
half hour longer Of marching, and then
a third rancher. Hey, how fairs the
next town Not far was the ell
couraging answer-"only about two
miles" Well" sighed an optimistic
sergeant we're holdin' our own any
how"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
A 0liaht Mistake.

Chitto Harjo was pleading In Wash
ington for the Indians right TO roam
In nomad fashion, like their fathers.
They tell US TO trust to fortune.
Chitto Harjo said, "and then well get
our rights. But we are tired OF trust
ing to fortune. Fortune has used US
Indians as 1t used the pale face In.
structress at the Indian school In
1897"
Chitto Harto smiled and went on:
This instructress found horseshoe.
and to get good fortune put It under
her pillow, along with her false teeth,
In the morning In the hurry OF dress
ing, she substituted the shoe for the
teeth and did not discover her mistake
till her afiGnced husband asked her In
tones Of horror at breakfast what was
the matter with her mouth"
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RAILROADS,
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Trains leave Union Station Alexsndris.
In Eject February S, 1908.

Trains leave Union Station Alexandris.
In Eject February S, 1908.
N. B-FoiIowing schedule figures published
only rs information, and are not guaranteed
s:22 A. M.-Daily-Local for Harrison
burg, Wsyyse,o' Dsaville and way stations.
9l7 A. M.-Daily-U. ). Fast Mail. Stops
only for passengers for Charlottesville and
points south at which scheduled to stop. firss
r,ass coaches and drawing room sleepe;s for
Columbus, Macon and New Orleans. Dining
car service.
4:27P. n. Washington and Florids
Hunted. Sleeping cars between New YORK., Au-
gusta IA Jacksonville. Through hlst-claz
oaeae between Washington and jackson.
viii Dining car service between Washing
tor m Jacksonville. Tourist to Cslifornia
tri-weekly.
4:S2 P. M.-Week Days-Locsl for Bar.
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch.
. 5:l2 P. M.-Dsily-Loeal for Wsrrsnton
and Charlottesville.
1907 P. NJ, No. sS-DaiIy-New York and
augusta Express. Through coaches ana
sleepeis TO Charlotte, Columbia and Augusta.
Sleeper TO Aiken. Dinins car service Ia
carte
1892 p. M.-Daily-Washington and Chst-
lanooga Limited Via Lynchburg). Fir't
class coach and sleeping cars TO Roanoke
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep
er to Birmingham and New Orleans, WASH
ington to Roanoke. Dining car service.
1l:17 P. M.-Daily--New York and New
Orleans Limited. All Pullman train, club
and observation cars to New Orleans. Sleep
ers to Asheville, Atlanta, Birmingham and
New Orleans. Dining ca service.
Through trains from the south arrive st AL
exandria 7:IS, 8:2S and 8:48 A. NJ. and
S:13, 9.l3, s:43 and ll:13 P. N. daily. Har.
risonburg 1908 P. N. week days and 9:lS
P M. daily. From Charlottesville 7:6S A. N.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria wv. q o. Station) S:22 A
NJ. and 635 P. NJ. week days for
Bluemont; Is P. NJ. week days for Lees
burg 9:2l ". on Sundays only for Blue
mont; AS P. NJ. daily for Bluemont.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pail.
nan reservation, etc., apply TO
WILLIAM G. LEHEW, Union Ticket
Agent. Alexandria, Va.
G. II. ACKERT, Vice Pres. and Gen. Mgr
8. h. HARDWICK, Pass. Trsf. Mgr.
W. H. TAYLOE, Gen. Passenger Agent
L. 8. BROWN, General Agent.
Washington, ID. o.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
Chamber!sin's Cough Remedy is Both
Agreeable and Effective.

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has no
superior for coughs, colds and Group,
and the fact thst 1t Is pleasant to take
and contains nothing 10 any way In
furious has made 1t favorile with
mothers. Mr.. W. 8. Pelham, mer-
chant Of Kirksville, Iowa, says: "For
more than twenty years Chsmberlain's
Cough Remedy has been my leading
remedy for all throat troubles. 1t Is
especially successful in cases Of Group.
Children Ike 1t and my customers who
have used It will rot take any other. "
For sale BY W. F. Creighton and Rich
I'd Gibson,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
Cinnamon Toner'S.

Both cinnamon ana ra- "a o''taiu
tannin. and too much ~ other has tn
same effect as excessive tea drink ~.
There are cinnamon and casSia ioperS
who are rs much addicted To the hIb't
OF chewing the bark as some men are
to chewing tobacco. The cinnamon
topers acquire their habit chiefly from
working IN the woods stripping the
bark from the trees and drying II. IL
IS graded 10y men who taste tiny NOR
eel Of each lot. At first this causes the
lips and throat to swell. but In time
this undesirable effect overcomes itself.
and a genuine love for the bark-iss-ae-
guired.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
When oreoon w.s In tho Balance.

There is no boundary in the world
OF greater political importance than
the forty ninth parallel. which divides
Canada from the United States. When
this boundary was under discussion.
the Pacific coast was almost lnaccessi-
BILE, and the ownership Of Oregon, now
state Of vast wealth, with Opulent
cities and teeming population, was
In the balance. The matter was set
tied by the report of Captain Temple
brother Of Lord Palmerston, who
wrote to the admiralty that the coun-
try was not worth a cuss because the
salmon would not take a hy."-Man-
chester Chronicle.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
o,.'. Point Of View.

81 liked that play we saw last night
because II has happy ending"
why. man, the husband in 1t ter
rorizes his wife into trembling and
silent submission and ends by killing
his mother-In-law"
81 said 1t had a happy ending. BAL
timore American
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
American REGARD For Women.

Toward women the American mans
attitude Is fine. She IS neither his
deity nor his doll He simply treats
her with Difference. His chivalry has
as little 10 do with saccharine utter
ances. scraping feet and Blended knees
as has hls patriotism with hysterical
shriekings and the waving OF ensan-
guined gs.-Lippincotts.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
QuIck clInatio ehangea trr lirong %

Quick climatic changes try strong con.
situations aud cAuEe, among other evils. nsssl
eAtarrh, troublesome and offensive disease
Sneezins snd snuhiing. coughing and difficult
breathing. aud the drip, drip Of the foul dis
Cream Balm. THIS honest remed! c ntsius
no cocaine, mercury nor other harmful mare
dent. The worst cases yield to treatment in
a tho time. All druggists, Soc, or mailed
BY Ely Bros., So Warren street, New York.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
EHtenuatinq.

A Frenchnan was convicted OF kill
ing his motherin-law, When asked II
he had anything to say for himself be
fore taking sentence. he said. Moth
ing. excepting lived with her twenty
one years and never did It before"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
Tha Only Way.

'T am writing an article" he said
ION The Way TO Manage Woman
81 suppose IT will be long one" she
replied IN a slightly scornful tone.
NO" he answered. lit Will be quite
short. In fact, 1t will consist OF only
two wordsE'Don't tryr"-Blrmlngham
Poat
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
Washington Southern Ry

Schedule in effect January s, 1905.
Trains leave Union Station for Washington
and points north at OF an 8 0ea. NJ, l2Ol
234, o.. 8 %, and IL SO p. M, week days.
Sundays 08 q. NJ, l20l, S62. 92S and
3S p. m.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and point
south at 4 %, 81, 8 50 aud Il ~ .. N, 4a2
sos local, and AZ p. M, week days.
Sundays-437, 6 48, and II "a a. m. 4 On,
SIS (lceal), and 947 p. m.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg at 4s
a. IN. week days.
MOTIF Time Of arrivals AID departures
md connections not guaranteed.
. C. W. CULP, W. p. TAYLOR.
Genn Supt Traf. Mgr.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21

how old ara vour"

Grandpa. how old are your
81 am sighty-seven years old, my
dear"
Then you were born eighty years
before | was. What long time you
had alone waiting for meT'
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Washington, Alexandria Il
Mt. Vernon Railway.

For Washingtcn, from corner Prince ana
Royal streets. week days, at646. 610. $40
Ss5. 64S, 7oosO; 70. 72o, 5s6, :: 80 se @
% g. 10 70 SO g. ii 10 o. ii a. H. Ii So
M. IL 10, IL 25, IL 80, IL so, / 10, 1 rs. 80,
80, 2 10, %, 80, 3 so, 8 10. 8 %, 20, 4 90,
40, 4So. 4S5, A So $40 8 70, S5ss, SssSS'
9 90, 9 80, 10 90, 10 80, II 10 and II sep. m.
Srndays-7O0, $40. 8l5, 900, $50, 10 10
/ 20, / 20, 3 20. 92o. . 40, 500, SO, $40. 400,
4 20, 4 40, 5 90, s 20, 40. 6 90, 20, 40, 90,
720, 740, 800, $50. 900, $50, 1000, 1880
and IL 10 pm.
FOB MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandria for Mount Vernon, weei
days, 8 As, $50, 632, Is, IL rs q. M, IL 81,
rs, 225, 332, 4S6, 8 IS, 7O6 and sH
.. IN.
sundays-7 90, 9 80, 10 Al, IL 40 q. M. II A.
I 20, 2 ~ 10. AZ. OS. 2 Is and ~ ~ y. N
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Worse Still.

0rixgs-The idea OF your letting
your wife go round saying she made a
man Of youl You don't hear my wife
saying that. Briggs-No. but l heard
her telling my wife that she did her
hast
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-03-21
Not What They Expected.

Bride Here il telegram from papa.
Bridegroom Ceagerly)-What does be
say? Bride (reading) - Do not come
home. All VIII be forgiven.