Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1908-01-17

CuttCtCs- -DoANAutaus
The Parental Voice -Maude. IL that
young man gone YETI The Daughter
Yves, papa he says he ia--Cleyeland
Leader.
Rosewater is excellent as a bath TO
refresh tired or innamed eyes. as II
cools the lids and encourages the
growth OF the lashes.
Mother-why. children. you should
not be playing store ON Sunday.
Ethel Well. we win play drug store.
indianapolis Star
Did you ever observe man washing
dishesS Wen. men. what right have
you to make fun OF a woman throwing
ballf-st Joseph News.Press.
wife-Must you 80 to the club to-
night, dearg
Hushand-lt Isn't absolutely neces.
sary, but need the rest-Lite.
Little willie-i say. pa. what part
of speech Is womanl
fa-woman, my son. Is no part Of
speech; she's all OF It.
He-Paraon me. madam, didn't see
you, She (distressingly plump Oh, my
dear monsieur, you are so kind
Transatlantic Tales.
Mabel : Marry your Why, you
couldn't dress me.
George-I wasn't asking for q posi-
ton as lady's maid.
How many people work In your e..
tabllshmentT'
Work. Perhaps two.thirds OF
Acknowledgements Blatter.
Mamma-oh. children. why are you
SO naughty todayS
Why. sister said II we were
good she'd sing to us tonight
Rlox-slykerr seems to guard his
honor jealousy.
knox-Well, l don't blame him-hs
has such little bit left.
The chocolate industry In Europe
spends s4.0o00O0 year for tin foil,
nearly all Of which Is thrown away BY
users Of chocolate.
Mrs. Enpeck-You acted like q food
when you proposed to me.
Enpeck - That wasn't acting, my
dear.-Brooklyn Life.
No arctic explorers have ever had
colds until they returned to clviliza,
tion. Then, one and all, they are pros
trated by severe influenza.
The average person draws In his or
her breath approximately 10000 times
a day. The respiration averages twen-
~ times a minute.
Don't be serious, Jack. Let's change
the subject What Is that bright starr
That's Sirius. too, DEAR Chicago
Tribune.
Everything In the line Of necessities
for living comes high In Europe. The
only commodity that is really cheap
there Is the price Of labor.
Does your wife get angry II she Is
interrupted while talkingY'
How should l know r'-London Tel
egraph.
Watts-What Is the matter with
Thompson? He's got so he stammers
all the time. Potts-His wife made
him stop swearing.-Exchange.
Women" growled the fussy old
bachelor. remind me Of eggs"
Must be handled with care-is that
the answer" queried the very young
man.
'No," rejoined the (. o. b. "0ne can
never tell their age by their looks."--
Chicago News.
Jack (encounterlng an old friend)-
Hello, Jtml Fancy you volunteeringl
Jim-Well, you see, I've no wife and
family, and love war. But what
brings you out here?
Jack-That's just the point. I've got
a wife and family, and / love peace
Regiment.
Mr.. C.-I was reading the other day
in the paper that during the last GEN.
tury over a hundred lakes in Tyrol
have disappeared.
Mrs. C.-I shouldn't wonder q bit.
You know those tourists will take
away almost everything they can find
If they are not watched.-Jugend.
Mrs. de Style-I suppose your daugh-
ter is to have her coming out ball very
soon, isn't she?
Mrs. Rose Quyck-Oh, dear, no! My
daughter has another year at school
before becoming a dllitante and will
not make her debris until next season.
Judge.
"Talk is cheap" said the man who
sneers.
ut is at the outset when you are
giving away samples" answered Sen
ator Sorghum. "But in the course of
time you can command a pretty good
price for lecture tickets. s."-Washington
Star.
Lady B. had paid a round Of visits
during the afternoon. On her return
home she bounced delightedly up to
her husband and said:
You'll never guess how lucky I've
q. a.