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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-25
Mrs. John Jacob Astor Will Appear
In Modified Partisan Directoire
She London From Paris With Full Wardrobe Of the Latest
Style of Dress Which Was Sensation French Capital.

IN an old world garden with the hop
fields in the distance, these girls have
the time OF their lives They are eX-
tremely domesticatcd, know how ~
milk cows make butter, etc Their
great idea OF bliss Is to become lady
gardeners or poultry farmers. How
ever their grandfather. Lord Avcbury,
and their mother have word to say in
the matter. 40 they find themselves
much Ia their disgust In Mayfair draw
ingrooms wearing Louise -heeled shoes
instead of tramping through lanes in
Kent in brOgues.
Both girls are nice-looking, bright
and fun Of viyacity. They have had
suitors galore, | hear. AT the moment
they have vowed to remain single as
they never wish TO be separated. Iut
as one is is and the other a little older.
this resolve may be annulled at any
moment
BACHELORS BUSY DAYS.
1t is "A contamination earnestly to he.
desired that some OF your nice natural
kiud-hearted men may not be spoilt,
as British men are by the stupidity of
| English women who are never happy
| unless they are running Mt break-necR
| speed after some man. Craig Wads-
| worth of the embassy and Mr.. Van
Allen, son of j. j. Van Allen. are in
great demand just now They are in-
mense favorites and must be 20 deep
in invitations every day of the month.
They take IL all quite naturally ard
calmly Both, am told, have chuckle
over 1t all at times for neither is with-
out sense of humor Another MAJ.
who used to be fused" over was Mr..
Choate, a former ambassador. Mrs.
Choate used TO say she was thankful
for the day when he was ordered home,
SO afraid was she that English women
would give her husband a false inn
preston OF himself
MI. ana Mrs. Herbert Grant Watson.
the former of whom is third secretary
OF the British embassy at Washington.
are spending some OF their holidays
here. They will be seen a good deal
In the diplomatic circle, especially at
Dorchester House Mrs Watson has
many admirers and so has her interests
ing Pom, to which she seems devoted.
He Is usually about with his mistress
on her calling and shopping trips.
am told Mrs. Grant Watson Is anX-
ious To possess one of the new Chinese
dogs which canine lovers are all PIN
ing to own Just now. They cannot be
bought much under $4,000 and not be-
ing very strong dogs the outlay is a
distinct risk as they do not always
I've long in the English climate.
The Grant WatsOns are not very keen
on society with "A big and they won't
stay very long IN London They mean
to do great deal OF sightseeing on
the continent and I'm the United King
dom during MI Grant Watson's alb
scncc from the United states.
LADY MARY.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-25

that period that SIN Keeps the titles
of the portrrs ana attendants ana minor
officials of the stock Exchange 10 the
one walter
The mother Of stock exchanges IN
1901 had "a special building erected on
the present Site opposite the Bank OF
England II was the FIRST in The world
devoted purely 10 the buying and sell
ling Of stocks. though In Biblical his
tory the temple of the money changers
rs frequently mentioned Half a cen.
tury OF existence aud this building was
torn down as too small and the present
structure was put up In lbs stead A
quarter of century ago an annex,
equal I'm size was built.
The stock Exchange is plenty big
enough now,
CHARLES BYNG-HAlIL.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-25
spocla! correspondence.

C~1o>- ~. &c No. t,,,, r,
''''
COB Astor mas Just returned from
Paris with an exquisite wardrobe
L. dssiprad I'm the much discussed
pIreclo'Ie style lleg 1T He' 10 per
lection; Worth Doucet have eN-
Deuded hours upon them and the re-
IL. ,,.,, ,.,..,,.,l,.. -. - ,.,,...
VI
Mrs Astors lrocks are OF the moui'
i To nf ,bo ,r Gu, 80 bo sioSe n :" @
the channel. One is of old-world blue
Roman satin. the color matches her
eyes, 1t is devoid of trimming save
for band of embroidery jeYeled with
Sapphires which outlines the front
drapery. The dress fastens on the left
side with buckle of the blue stones.
AT one of the courts she VIII wear
white satin Directoire gown cut on
the same lines as the blue with Jewels
set in the style of the period
1It,p cpEA-r poptrT.API,rY
There is no other woman in English
society with such an enVlable capacity
for making her fellow women look
small and insignificant as Mrs. AS
tor. This Is the result, not so much
of her beauty as of her style. Wheth-
er 1t is because she is so decorative
and SO fascinating III is nara 10 tel
Duchesses VIII postpone their feStiNl-
ties in order to give her chance OF
appearing. she is orteh followed about
room in London by miniature
crowd. Yet she Is the quietest, demur-
est of women with nothing of the go
ana ViVacity which makes her com
patriots popular.
The gosslps say that Robert HIGH
ems rs posing her FOR the heroine OF
his forthcoming novel.
cTADys SCopNs pArACr
Countess Szechenyi has been putting
gardinr q matter afrectin@ ber fnt,m,
AS she herself expressed it, she rs not
going to spend her whole time in a
rambling old palace miles from any
where. When she was here on her
honeymoon she expressed herself
strongly in favor OF London house.
Gladys says that the count is all right
ana she Is very much III love with him
but, she adds love. If strained, can
fly quite as eXpeditiously out of the
window of palace as out Of a cot
tage.'
The counts womenkind are pleasant,
slow, dowdy ladies whose ideus of dress
do not go much beyond their national
costume. They never read novels or
fashionable newspapers and they do
their own housekeeping and cooking.
They have shocked absolutely the
countess smart French maid who has
given her mistress notice several times
lately. This is the last straw for the
new countess Her sisteis-in-law sug-
gest a native maip Fancy Gladys Van
derbilt with a peasant maid
,rousseau have benen hansin, 'r n,. '
thelr linell bags and the moths aIe the
ohlE thlhss ukely 10 dement, by them
az tilis late, count S@echenyl must let
ms Wlle nave periodical nutter In
London on PARIS.
RECALLS LADY WEST.
rms case recalls that Of Daisy Corn
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-25
TINE FIRST EXCHANGE,

The original stock exchange was held
In GarraWay's coffee house In Change
alley There the brokers first formed
regular association. Garraway's was
soon too small, ana so a move was
made In New JOnathan's coffee house
close by In July, l778 the brokers
bought the place ana the business and,
With punch. christened it-the Stock
Exchange Each member had TO sub
scribe 10 cents toward this punch II
IL associated with tho coffee houses OF
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-25
CLAIM AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP

Mrs Van Taudt who Is Lord Ave-
buryS daughter win spend the season
In London with her two girls The lat
ter claim their night 10 American citi-
n"uship because their late fathei. was "A
member of "a keIbockor family.
Their Week-ruds win be enjoyed al
their delightful cottage In Kent. There.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-07-17
WE HAVE
REFRTGERATORS
OF ALL KINDS
0. J. BLACKLEDGE
Ad1ninistrator's Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned h .
been duly appointed by the County Court of the
State Of Oregon for the County of Benton admin
istrator Of the estate of H T. Nichols deceased and
that he has duly qualified such administrator Ali
persons having claims against said decedent are
hereby notified to present them. duly verified, to
me at my residence in Corvallis in benton County,
Oregon. within six months Of the date of this notice.
Dated At Corvallis, Oregon, this 9th dag of April,
le0s
3. J. NICHOLS
Administrator Of the estate Of n. B. Nichols, de-
eased- sssass
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-07-17
Bull for Sale.
Portland and Return, Only $3.50.

The Southern Pacific Company and
Corvallis & Eastern Railway are selling
round trip tickets to Portland from Cor
Wallis for s. SO, good going on any train
Saturday or Sunday either via Albany or
west side and good returning either via
Albany or west side,, Saturday, Sunday
l6u R. C.:.LMvEALR, Agent
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-07-17
Jersey Bull For Sale.

Descended from Grand Coin and Gold
en- GLOW; imported COW testing IS lbs
Dutter fat in days, with irst calf. Ad--
dSess, u, S. WooDcocK, Corvallis, Ore
gons ut
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-07-17

CONCENTRATED LEMONADE
Is Just what you want when 60
ing camping. l on. to one pint
of water makes a delicious lem
onade. For sale by Graham &
Wells. $3.50
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-07-17

L VI
the first of the week for Phillips
North Dakota, where he will as
: sumo charge of a pharmacy fol
a time. He expects to return to
CORVALLIS in time to re-enter OAC
this fall.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Bushnell
! who have spent a number OF
weeks with relatives at Irish
Bend and other parts of Benton
) county, started on the return
"trip to their home in Seattle,
Monday, by automobile.
i Buy your groceries OF White
[isde & Cooper. 11tf
| J. Benson Starr and wife of
ISouthern California have arrived
for a visit with relatives in Ben
ton county. Mr.. Starr was in
Corvallis Wednesday, from AL
bany, on his sway to visit his farm
between this city and Monroe.
For sALE-House and two lots.
342 Tenth street, corner Adams.
Address G. HI. Carl, Fossil, Ore.
57tf
Preaching at the Presbyterian
church Sunday morning by the
pastor Rev. J. R. N. Bell. Morn
ing topic, Getting on in this
world and the next" Reception
of members at the morning SER
vice. Session will meet at 1920
at the manse. All made well
come.
Graham & Wells carry a full
line of paints, oils, glass, warm
ishes, including the great china
mel yarnish. 1857
One of the most interesting
places in Corvallis is the Gene
M. Simpson pheasant ranch"
in the western part of town,
where 1900 little pheasants are
hatched and Matching. While
no definite contracts are made,
as yet, Mr.. Simpson has inquiries
already for 100 of the young
birds.
New line dishes in plain and
fancy designs, at Wciteside &
Cooper's' IItI
Mrs. B. A Cathey, her sister,
Mrs. Mary Robinett, Of Halsey,
and their cousin, Mrs. M. C. Nc
Call, Of Kirksville, Mo-, left Mon
day for Yachaats to join the rest
of the family in several weeks
outing. The three ladies had
not been together before for "a
years and they anticipate a de-
lightful time.
One registered Holstein bull,
three years old Sept. s, 1908.
Price SIS. L. A. Houck, Mon
roe, Ore, R. F. D. l. Phone
Bellefountain. 49tf
Claude Swami and Dugan
Rooper arrived home Monday
from Klamath, where they went |
to play in the baseball team in a
tournament against Lake View on
the Fourth. There was a purse
of $1,000 hung up for the victor
ious team and with the able assist
ance of the Corvallis stars the
cash went to the Klamath ball
tossers.
Denatured alcohol contains
95 per cent grain alcohol Just |
the thing for your alcohol store.
No bad odor. Sold by Graham
& Wells. 59-67 |
Mrs. M. A. Miller, wife Of SEN !
ator Miller Of Linn county,
lady well known to many in this i
city, where she has relatives,
died at her home at Lebanon,
She recently under
went an operation in a Portland
for cancerous growth
and for a time her ultimate re-
covery was anticipated, but the
disease gained the victory and
Mrs. Miller passed away as stat
ed above.
HOUSE FOR furnish
5-room modern bungalow, piano
for responsible parties.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-07-17
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

Mrs. Eta Howard returned
Monday from a visit with friends
at Wrenn station.
Mrs. Roy Bell of Albany was
tie, guest of Corvallis relatives
the first of the week
Sunday School at Beulah next
Sunday at 2 p. M; preaching at
8 p. M; K. L. c. E. at s p. m.
Misses Carrie and Mildred
Buchanan are guests of their
brothers in Southern Benton
George Kellogg, a former OAC
student, now of Sublimity, visit
ed Corvallis friends the first OF
the week.
Mrs. w. S. McFadden return
ed the first of the week from a
visit to the farm home at June
ton City.
Miss Ida Hansen has returned
home from ten days visit with
Misses Cecile and Edith Brog-
don at Hillsboro.
Rod Kiger and Roy Hammer
sley have gone to Eastern Ore
gon where they will work during
the harvest season.
Mrs. A. Kyle of Albany, a
former Corvallis lady, was the
guest Wednesday of Mrs. Sam
Kerr in this city.
John Kiger and family have
moved to the island where they
will camp for the summer and
attend to the crops on the farm.
Among the U. S. pensions re-
Gently granted two are for Cor
wallis people, Mary A. Hemphill
and Frances F. Wilcox-$12 each
per month.
Mr.. and Mrs. Orrin Bagley re-
turned to their home at Suver
the first of the week, after brief
visit at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. J. F. Aldrich.
Albert Tedrow, who has been
employed as electrician in the
Portland car shops, came up the
first of the week for a three
weeks visit at home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Vance Taylor,
Mrs. Janet Smith and Jim
Wheeler have gone to the va
chaats country, where they will
camp and fish for two weeks.
Mrs. Fred Clark goes to Port
land, Monday, as delegate from
the local lodge to the Grand
Lodge of the Degree of Honor.
She will be absent nearly all the
week.
Henry Hammersley returned
to his home in Alsea, Tuesday,
having been in Corvallis in con-
nection with the county clerk
contest case which was up before
the circuit court.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. P. Ireland
vacated the Miss Pauline Kline
house on Third street, Tuesday,
and will spend about six weeks
visiting their children near Cor |
wallis and their three sons in
Portland.
Mr.. and Mrs. Byron Hunter !
and family and Mrs. T. S. Hand
saker departed Tuesday for Wal |
la Walla, to reside. Rev. Hand |
saker follows in a short time.
Many friends of both families
regret the departure.
1t is estimated by one of the
parties who was present that
fully 500 gallons of blackberries
were picked in the Kiger island
''patch" in one day recently.
And yet there is said to be
shortage of this luscious wild
fruit this year!
At the Evangelical church
next Sunday at 1Oa. m, Sunday
School; at II a. m, preaching,
subject, "Forsaking Christ" I !
p. M, X. L. c. E., leader, Myra
Moore; at s p. M, sermon, sub
ject, "Discouraged by Others"
Bible study and prayer meeting
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-07-17
Miss Letha Berry is attending
the cherry fair in Salem.

L
the cherry fair in Salem. q
Walter Morris wentto Blodgett
| Monday, for a visit with friends
J. G. Lowe of Albany was
business visitor in Corvalli
Tuesday.
Mrs. Arthur Moore has jus
returned from a ten days visi
at Salem.
Paul Miller is spending th'
summer with his brother, Harry
and wife at Marshfield.
S. K. Hartsock OF the Graham
& Wells pharmacy returns today
from a business visit in Port
land.
Mr.. and Mrs. Orlo Karsten
have been visiting Newport on
their wedding trip, since Mon
day.
Robert Berger and wife and
James Tedrow and wife started
Wednesday for Yachaats for a
several weeks camp.
Miss Effie Kiger, formerly OF
Corvallis, is now in Seattle with
relatives. She left Corvallis the
first of June for Portland.
"The Indwelling Spirit" will
be the subject of Rev. Handsak-
er's discourse at the Christian
church next Sunday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Woodcock
are to move into the residence
vacated this week by Rev. and
Mrs. T. S. Handsaker on Seventh
street. ..-. ..-.:
Mark Rickard went to Port
land Tuesdayto purchase another
automobile, having sold all he
had previously brought to this
city.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. M. Long and
Mr.. and Mrs. George Cooper ex-
pect to leave tomorrow for a ten
days camping trip in the Big
Elk country.
Jesse D. Starns arrived We'd
nesday from Prineville for Wis
it with his mother in Corvallis
and other relatives in Benton
county.
Rev. Evan P. Hughes, pastor
Of the Congregational church,
will preach at the union meeting
in the M. E. church next Sunday
evening.
Wayne Hollenbeck has sold
his interest in the ice cream par
lor to his brother, w. A. Hollen-
beck, and leaves in few days
;or The East on visit.
Jack Bier and Kenneth Col
bert went to Alsea, Wednesday,
where they will slaughter big
game and enjoy camp life for a
couple of weeks.
Tommy Bilyeu, an old Cor
Wallis boy who is now a prosper
ous business man Of Portland,
las been visiting his father here
his week and renewing old
friendships.
Richard Kiger and family are
o move shortly from their ranch |
home to Mrs. Minerva Kiger's
house inst north of the public
school building. They will spend
he summer here.
Mrs. R. A. Throckmorton is to
lrrive from San Francisco the
asst of this week for an extended |
'isit with her daughter, Mrs.
Addie Jessen, and her sister,
1rs. Frank Aldrich.
Miss Myrtle DeHaven, an old
corvallis girl, now of Polk coun-
y, is to be married August 9TH
o Mr.. Elliott, fruit grower of
DALLAS. Old friends in Corvallis
xtend congratulations.
Mrs. S. A. Murray, who had
'een in Corvallis several days on
BUSINESS, returned Tuesday to
ler home in Portland. She was
ccompanied by Mrs. Denman,
7ho will remain for visit.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-07-17


nesday for Seattle on business
trip. He will be absent for some
weeks.
Miss Jessie Hunter and Miss
Olevia Ireland have just return
ed from a visit with friends at
/ Eugene.
Rev. W. II. Martin of Albany
will preach at the NJ. E. church,
South, Sunday morning, at 1
| o'clock.
Miss Olevia Ireland of Port
land is the guest of Miss Jessie
Hunter at the Mrs. Caroline
Hayes home.
The German scientistwho finds
that meat causes heart disease
SHOULD explain that tits the price
that does it.
J. L. Underwood. son and
daughter, returned Monday to
their home in Lebanon, after a
visit at the ]. B. Goodman home.
Mrs. H. B. Fallass and daugh-
ter, Miss Florence, of Grand
Rapids, Michigan, are visitin g
for a few weeks with Miss Nancy
Campbell, in Jobs addition.
There was a pleasant meeting
of the W. III. M. S. Of the M. E.
church, Wednesday afternoon, at
the ONE OF NJ. S. Ed. FELTON,, in
Jobs addition. An interesting
program and refreshments were
the features.
S. L. Kline has been in Port
land the past few days, where he
attended big picnic at Bonne-
vile, Wednesday, given by the
Retail Grocers and Merchants
Association. Mr.. Kline is presi-
dent Of the state association.
John Piper is building dan
dy little concrete milk and fruit
house on his place, on College |
hill. Houses OF that material
should certainly be far superior
to wooden structures, and Mr.. |
Piper's lead may be followed by |
others.
Born, in Wenatchee, Wash,
July 10th, to Mr.. and Mrs. John
Gellatly, a daughter. The par
ents are well known in Corvallis
where they formerly resided, Mr..
Gellatly having been county re-
corder for several years. Many
old friends in this city extend
congratulations. |
Mrs. Lucy Francisco, who
went to Fayette, Iowa, a few weeks
ago for a visit with friends, has
been sending numerous pictures
of the recent storms in that Sec
tion to relatives and friends in
Corvallis. She is evidently dis
satisfied with that country and
anxious to return to Oregon.
A blackberry picnic was held
on Kiger's island, last Sunday.
Thirty-four gallons of wild black
berries were gathered and a de-
licious lunch was served in the
woods at noon. Those present ,
were: Mr.. and Mrs. Thos. Gala
han, Mr.. and Mrs. Joe G. Smith,
DR.. and Mrs. J. W. Harper, Mr..
and Mrs. M. H. Bauer, Mr.. and |
Mrs. J. O. Wilson, Mr.. and Mrs.
Dick Kiger, Mr.. and Mrs. Grant
Elgin; Mesdames John Smith,
G. H. Lee, H. F. Fischer, R. H. !
Huston, J. G. Andrews; Misses
Sarah Jacobs, Elnora Smith and
Martha Kiger, and Messrs Fred
Fischer and John Wilson. !
Fresh vegetables AMI fruits
always On hand in their season.
W hitesides & Cooper. 11tf
The home of Senator and Mrs.
A. J. johnson was the scene of a
delightful social affair, Tuesday
evening, when Misses Cleo and
Leta Johnson entertained in
honor of Miss Maybelle Ready.
The affair was miscellaneous
shower, and all sorts of pretty
and useful gifts were received by
5he honor guest. Social CONVEX
sation WAS intersnarsed with ex-
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-07-17

For sALE-First class oak wood,
sawed and split. Also split oak
posts 6 ft. s ins. D, S, Adams,
phone 333. $500
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-07-17

Oo dOoNC.
HOUSE FOR RRENT-Will furnish
5-room modern bungalow, piano
included, for responsible parties.
No children. Phone 377. 56-62
Here is contrivance by which
you can have ice water constant
ly in the hottest weather: Place
between two sheets ofth1ck brown
paper layer of cotton batting
about half an inch in thickness:
fasten the ends of the paper and
batting together, forming circle,
then sew or paste crown over
one end, making a box the shape
of stovepipe hat minus the rim.
Place this over an ordinary pitch
er, filed with ice water, making
it deep enough to rest on the
table so as to exclude the air, and
you will be astonished to see the
length of time that the ice will
keep and the water remain cold
after the ice has melted.
For Fine Job Printing go to
the Corvallis Gazette.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-19

An entirely new Fat
tern, and It's a beau
y. Fine crotch ma
hogany. solid uOSL
c o p S Z rUcuOn. hand
polished French plate
mirror. solid brass
handles Cash 4-af-1a
SIS our c."
credit Din
PRICE. AOsOV
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1908-12-23
TIE
General Demand

Of the Well-Informed of the World has
always been for . simple, pleasant and
efficient liquid laxative remedy of known
value; laxative which physicians could
sanction for family use because its COM
ponent parts are known to them to be
wholesome and truly beneficial in effect,
acceptable to the system and gentle, yet
prompt, in action.
In supplying that demand with its ex-
cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir Of SIENNA, the California Fig Syrup
Co. proceeds along ethical lines and RELIEF
on the merits of the laxative ios IL remark
able success.
THAT s one Of many Peaso.A Why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA il given
the preference by the Well-Informed
To get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine-manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale
by all leading druggists. Price City oenssI
per bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1908-12-23
MvALm's SAD PLIGHT.

After InAannatory RAeumatism,
HAIR Came Out, Skin Peeled, and
bed Sores Developed-Only Cuti-
cara Proved Successful.
about four years ago I had very
severe attack Of infammatory rheuma-
ism. Ny skin peeled, and the high
fever played havoc with my hair,
which came out In punches. l also had
three large bed sores on my back. I
did not gain very rapidly, and my ap-
petite was very poor. l tried many
sure cures but they were of little
help, and until tried Cuticura Re
solvent had had no real relief. Then
my complexion cleared and soon 1 felt
better. The bed sores went very soon
after a few applications of Cuticura
Ointment, and when I used Cuticura
Soap and Ointment for my hair it be-
gan to regain its former glossy appear
ance. Mrs. Lavina J. Henderson, 1873
Broad St, Stamford, Conn, March 6
and IL, 1907"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1908-12-23
DON'T WORRY.

Don't worry when our Teddy goes
To Africa's wild jungles,
Admitting jaguars and things
He's not the man who bungles.
Don't nervous be; he won't get hurt,
Disaster will not find him:
For Teddy Roosevelt's not the man
Who drags the gun behind him.
Don't worry when he's far away,
Nor think of danger lurking,
While he is hunting, let no fear
Come in to stop your working
Though .len are hurt on hunting trips
Here nothing grims foreboded,
For Teddy Roosevelt always knows
Just when a gun is loaded.
Detroit Free Press.