The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-08-15

Mr.. IaIt ana MI. bryan seemed TO know ALI aL,
the action of the conventions in nomina+ir, -.
for the presidency, and they were well rr.-.-
for the committee with few general remarks
It is asserted that the apple crop of the III.
States has gradually dropped off from 7r ,r...
of 100000 barrels to one Of about 2sooo6%s
And yet there are some horticulturi-ts ubo ~.
plain of overproduction.
America is a great country for ea+arcor..
and that may account for the facetiousrass a. u.s.
stockbroker who attempts to make wa.a-m;rI:s-
when the price of stocks gets right
When it is announced that a general facro,,.
in the price of meat is inevitable console vor..I.
with the reflection that coal is up t'o
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The price of print paper suggests that srbs,.l
ers to the paper ought to help out the publisher h.
paying up their subscriptions
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A whole lot of confidence will be shattered l..
the result of the election but it will be mainly tb..
of the politicians who knew the result before II,
ballots were cast.
al,
the enterprising reporter writes him up as savira
that "Salt Lake has a great future" which is oD1r
guess, at the best. The truth is that Salt T.E,
has great past, greater present, and we all have
hopes for the future.
Love is blind, except when you see your bs,.
girl making eyes at another fellow.
If you think little, say less, and you will pet
reputation pretty smart fellow.
Many man boasts Of his good fortune in b,..
ing a wife who is a good manager, and he looks
innocent all the while, too
A chronic kicker doesn't have to be wound nm
like mechanical toy
The statement is printed that Cleveland is tbs
first city in the United States to "enjoy" three
cent street car fare. Which may be fact as to
the joy. But Indianapolis had three-cent fare for
couple of days eight or ten years ago
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Chicago university seems to be in most excel.
lent position just now to receive an endowment Of
about $29OOOOOO.
Once more we face the terrible predicament Of
being without coal this winter But remember that
the wolf really did appear the third time, and lay
in the winter supply soon.
Man may be master of his destiny, but it is only
because of It's intangible quality that his wife hasn't
taken that over, too.
Tell me, where is the best seller Of yesteryear,
and why is a dialect storyl
Lightning seems to be another little difficulty
yet to be overcome by the air5hip builders before
success is assured.
Straw votes viii soon indicate the direction Of
the political winds
Lots of us have pretty strong love for money
with hardly more than speaking acquaintance
with it.
Pretty soon now the balloon parachute artist
who has escaped death can go into winter quarters
and plan new ways to amuse the public
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Hazing at West Point will have to be abolished
again soon, by executive order.
The ice man says his product is not any colder
than the reception of his bill collectors
1t is asserted that we have too many laws, but
the number of laws is infnitesmal as compared
With the technicaities in them
And there is profit to the oil trust in the cloud
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The Society for the Prevention of Unnecessary
Noises labors under great disadvantage. Its mem
'ers can't hire a band nor make campaign speeches
md the shouts of victory are also unnecessary.
Wonder if they named the sleeping cars after
he race horses, or vice versa