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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
DOING THEIR DUTY.
Scores of Pendleton Readers Are
Learning the Duty of the Kidneys.

Scores of Pendleton Readers Are
Learning the Duty of the Kidneys.
To filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
When they fail to do this the kid
neys are sick.
Backache and many kidney ills
follow;
Urinary trouble, diabetes.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure them all.
Mrs. Putnam Yeck. living in Ell
gin, Ore. says: 81 had known Of the
merits of Doan's Kidney Pills before
having occasion to use them. When
suffering from an attack of lame
back, accompanied by pains through
my kidneys. I procured a box and
began their use. II 1 sat long the
pains were always more severe and
l experienced a languid, dizzy feel
ing upon first arising in the morn
ing Doan's Kidney Pills banished
the backache, regulated the acton
of my kidneys and lifted a great bur-
den from me. I cannot express my
gratitude towards Doan's Kidney
Pills for the good they have done
me-"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
AMONG THE EXCHANGES
OF THE
In / AND E M PIRE

The latter have Joined the former in
an appeal TO the agent at Fort Sim
coe to forbid granting the hunting
privilege on reservation lands to out
siders in future altogether.
The reservation lands comprise the
attractive hunting field for ducks in
this entire district. The duck season
will close on Saturday next, February
29. The past season, while 1t has not
been wholly favorable to the gunner,
has been an active one on the reser-
walton. In the absence Of ducks.
snipe and what other game may be
commonly found down there 1t is
charged that outside hunters have
wantonly shot stock for the brutal
pleasure Of watching the animals
scamper to cover, smarting with a
side full Of birdshot.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
COMMERCIAL CLUB IN DANGER.
la Grande Organization May BE
Closed on Mortgage Foreclosure
Saturday

CLOSED on mortgage Foreclosure
Saturday.
Unless the citizens of La Grande
attend mass meeting which is to be
held in the Commercial club next
Friday night at o'clock and take
suitable action, the La Grande Com
mercial club will be locked by the Of
ficers OF the law, following foreclos-
ure on a $4,000 mortgage by Mr.. Stan
ley Of Portland. who holds the note,
says the Observer
This announcement was made to the
board of managers at their Friday
night meeting, by f. L. Meyers, who
was merely n spokesman for the man
who holds the mortgage Mr.. Stan
ley has notified attorneys of this city,
to foreclosure at once, but through the
interces5ion of Mr.. Meyers the action
will not be taken until the citizens of
La Grande have had one last oppor-
tunity of saying and doing what they
feel Is their duty,
Hence, If the business men of this
city refuse to come to the aid of the
La Crande Commercial club next
Friday night, Saturday will see the
establishment closed by foreclosure.
The mortgage covers a. sufficient
to take away practically all
there is of the club.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

TO MAGAZINES, IF
YOU want to subscribe to magazines
or newspapers in the United States or
Europe, remit by postal note, check
or send to the EAST .OREGONIAN
the net publishers price Of the publi-
cation you desire, and we will have It
sent you and assume all the risk of
the money being lost in the mails. 1t
will save you both trouble and risk.
II you are a subscriber to the EAST
OREGONIAN. in remitting you can
deduct 10 per cent from the publish
er's price. Address EAST OREGON
IAN PUB. CO., Pendleton. Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
Indians Object to Hunting.

By alleged wanton abuse of the
privilege of hunting on the reservation
sportsmen of the valley may have to
yield that pleasure hereafter alto
gether, says the Yakima Republic.
They are charged with reckless shoot
ing and with the other wanton depre-
dations while on the reservation that
have angered the Indians and the
whitemen who occupy leased lands
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
CAT BITE MAY BE FATAL.
Missouri Woman Suffers From Hydro
phobia From Bite of Pet.

Cape Girardeau, Mo-, Feb. 25.-
Having been bitten by house cat be-
fore Christmas, Mrs. Harry Galeener
of Delta. was stricken with hydropho-
bia recently, She is suffering with
convulsions, from which the physi-
clans say she can not recover.
When Mrs. Galeener leaned over to
feed 1t, the feline sprang upon her
head and sank three teeth in her
cheek. She had to pry the cats jaws
open before 1t Would release its grasp
It then BIT her in the wrist as deeply
The wounds were cauterized and no
danger was feared. Mrs. Galeener
is So years of age and has a large
family
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
TO Plant 800 Acres of Orchard.

The plans Of the Lewiston-Sweet-
water company provide for setting
out 800 acres of orchard this spring
in the Lewiston orchards, says the
Lewiston Tribune. The trees will be
confined to apples. Many individual
owners of land in the district are al
so completing arrangements for large
paintings. The/lands are daily grow
ing more in demand and the company
is receiving many inquiries from pros
pective investors.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
Rising from the Graye.

A prominent manufactures, VIM.
A. Fertwell, of Lucama, N. c., relates
a most remarkable experience. He
says: after taking less than three
bottles Of Electric Bitters. I feel like
one rising from the grave. My trou-
bile is Bright's disease, in the Diabe-
tes stage. l fully believe Electric
Bitters will cure me permanently, for
it has already stopped the liver and
bladder complications which have
troubled me for years" Guaranteed
at Tallman & Co.'S, druggists. Price
only so cents.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
THREW DYNAMITE IN FIRE.
Laborcr Sets Off 125 Sticks of Dyna.
mite and Kills Six Men.

Just for fun" Charles Lavezzi,
employed on the government irrigation
project near Belle Fourche, S. D.,
threw a dynamite cap into a bonfire
around which were seated six men.
The explosion set off 1926 sticks OF
dynamite which were being thawed
near by instantly killing ]. r, Cullis,
a teamster, and injuring all of the
others. including Lavezzi, who may
lose both sight and hearing. The
government engineers secured the aid
of ranchers, who hauled the injured
into the hospital here in hay wagons
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
BUY YOUR HAPPINESS.

You can't be happy when you don't
feel like it. But IL you can buy Sex
inc Pills and thus restore your shat
tered nerves. Sexine Pills are guar
anteed for nervous men and women.
81 a box, six boxes SIS, with full guar
antee. Address or call the Pendleton
Drug company. This is the store
that sells all the principal remedies
and does not substitute.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

Bert Barber of Elton, Wis, says:
81 have only taken four doses of
your Kidney and Bladder Pills and
they have done me for good than any
other medicine has ever done. Mr..
Barber refers to DeWitt's Kidney
and Bladder Pills. They are sold by
Tallman e. Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

The best remedy known today for
all stomach troubles is Kodol, which
is guaranteed to give prompt relief
It is natural digestant; it digests
what you eat, It Is pleasant to take
Sold by Tallman & Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

Kodol is a scientific preparation Of
vegetable acids with natural digest
ants and contains the same juices
found in a healthy stomach. Each
dose will digest more than 5000
grains of food. Sold by Tallman &
Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
HELP WANTED.

WANTED - MEN, WOMEN AND
families to tal.e advantage OF our
fine premium offers, given to old or
new subscribers to the Daily. Weekly
and Semi Weekly East Oregonlan.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

Rev. c. E. Hesselgrave, of Chat
ham, N. j., has been called to the
pastorate of the First Congregations
al church at Walla Walla.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

PENDLEON IRON WORKS-RE-
pair work on all kinds of machines.
structural iron work and machine
castings. Junction of Court and Ala
streets. Marion Jack. Prop; A. F.
May, manager.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

PENDLETON CHAPTER No. %
meets second and fourth Friday
evenings in regular convocation, at
Masonic hall,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

A, H, JOHNSON, LEADER OF
Johnson's Orchestra. Instructions
given on violin cornet. mandolin and
guitar. Residence col Post street.
Phone Black 2S52.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

ENGRAVED CARDS, INVITATIONS,
etc. Very latest styles. Leave or
ders at East Oregonian offiSs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

CHINA NOODLE RESTAURANT,
ing D. Goey, proprietor. Drop in
of an evening and get a hot bowl of
noodles. Alta street, back of Tall
mans.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

DRS. SMITH & TEMPLE, OFFICE
Smith-Crawford building, opposite
postoffice. Telephones: Office, Main
80; DR.. Smiths residence, Main 159;
DR.. Temples residence, black 27s2.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

LEGAL BLANKS OF EVERY De
scription, for county court, circuit
court, justice court, real estate, ETC.,
for sale at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

one liue, one time ............ 1Oc
one line one week .......... 25c
Four lines one month ........ $1.00
Each line over four lines Csc per
line per month.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

PENDLBTON LODGE No. So, A. F.
and A. NJ, meets the first and third
Mondays of each month. All visiting
brethren are invited
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
MISCELLANEOUS.

LET ELECTRICITY DO YOUR
work-It's clean, reliable and con-
venient. Electric Sad Irons, guaran-
teed, s5.25. Electric Hot Water and
Curling Iron Heaters, Electric Coffee
Percolators etc. A complete stock of
Gas and Electric Fixtures. First-class
wiring of homes, etc. ]. L. Vaughan.
1872 w. Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
.PEND LET ON-UKIAH STAGE

Daily trips between Pendletcn and
Ukiah, except Sunday. Stage leaves
Pendleton at a. M, arrives at Ukiah
at p. m. Return stage leaves Ukiah
at 6 p. m, arrives at Pendleton at s
p. m.
Pendleton to Ukiah. $500; PEN
dleton to Alba, s2.75; Pendleton to
Ridge, $2 Pendleton to Nye, $3.50;
Pendleton to Pilot Rock, 81.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

DIR. r. E. RINGo, PHYSICIAN AND
Surgeon. Rooms and Schmidt
building. Phone, office main 523;
residence main 23.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

Daily East Oregonian by carrier.
only Is cents week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

H The people who do not live this city and yet who d some of their
a. shopping here important those Of merchants who seek wider
markets. These read Pendeon for they interested in
this city, y'-n its news storeS
M Store advertising longer opiona necessary clerks
~ Stock equipment the only thing that makes these worth while
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
SECONDHAND DEALERS.

V. STROBLE, DEALER IN SECOND
hand goods. II there Is anything
you need in new and secondhand
furniture, stoves. graniteware and
crockery, call and get his price. No,
212 Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

H. S. GARFIELD, NJ. D., HoMEo-
pathic physician and surgeon. Of
flee Judd block. Telephones: Office,
black Ball; residence, red 1888.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
FOR RENT.

MAPS CITY OF PENDLETON AT
East Oregonian office. Price 25c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
VETERINARY SURGEONS.
LIVERY AND FEED STABLES.

-~-N---~--~@-N~~~-~-- N--~---~>--~---
CITY LIVER STABLE. THOMPSON
street. Carney & Kennedy. Props.
Livery, feed and sale stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line in conec-
tion. Phone main 701.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
Want Advertisements
WANTED.

FARMERS - BRING ME- YOUR
Poultry Butter and Eggs. Highes-
cash price paid at all times. Me-.
poultry house. h. H. Stark, Prop.
Wholesale and retail West Webb
street Formerly Missouri black
smith shop.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

FINE STORE AND OFFICE ROOM
for rent. Corner of East Oregonian
building. Enquire this office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
PHYSICIANS.

]. A. BEST. PHYSICIAN AND SUR
geon. office in Savings Bank
building. Phones: Office, main 1864;
residence, main 175.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-A FEW CHOICE
Berkshire pigs, from Americas
best strains; $40 to SIS each, S, d. L.
Ross, Echo Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

UNFURNISHED HOUSEKEEPING
rooms for rent. Enquire at East
Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26
OSTEOPATHS.
DENTISTS.

E. A. MANN, DENTIST, OFFICE
Main street, next to Commercial
assoc. alton rooms. Office phone,
black 3421; residence phone red 1851.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

RALPH C. SwINBURNE. DENTIST
Room II Judd Building. Phone
black 1881.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

FOR RENT-TWO, THREE OR
four-room suits for housekeeping.
Address 301 S. Main street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

DIR. D. J. M'FAUL, JUDD BLOCK.
Telephone, main 931; residence.
black 161.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

DR.. T. M. HENDERSON, PHYSI-
clan and Surgeon. Office In Saw
ings Bank building. room /. office
phone. main 1411; residence. main
1861.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-26

. You are not really Stocking .
. for It" unless you are advertis- .
. ing for It.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-09-01

Miss Sauber returned last cveuin.
from . visit to Tulc Lake
For ssssrai house cleaning and
ehimasy sweeping call On Webb 4
Mongold. Phone s03.
Peter Petersteiner was dismiss
ed from the custody OF the sheriff and
left this morning for Southern Call.
fornia.
wsntcd-Thrce teams to haul fruit
from Ashland. Call up the Monarch.
Tell your sewing machine troubles
to z. ". Muller. Phone 25..
Twenty hunters licenses were IL.
sued BY the County Clerk today. This
Is the first day OF the open season for
ducks. and nearly everyone who has
not Already procured license Is max.
Ing rush for the clerks ONCE.
Allthe leading magazines for sale
q the American Confectionery. 81
r. W. Stephens. Prof. r. II. Dun.
bar and VIM. waGnes started this
afternoon after ducks. They took
along . wagon to haul back their
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-09-01

FREE-A lot OF nice presents with
school supplies at tn. Star DRUG
Store. IS
G.. Heitkempcr. Jr.. ". J. brennan.
Doc. Martin and Geo. Brandenburg.
vent down the river last evcnin. to
Dr. Martins ranch. to be on the
ground when the duck season opened
this morning.
Nice Fancy Crawford Peaches. 81
per box ut the Monarch. 81
Bring your clothes to the Psnta.
toriuum and let Us make them look
like new. 7.i3
". II. wampler is down from his
resort on the Upper lake.
Try our hot buttered popcorn cv-
cry night at the American co,fec-
tionery. 80
The passenger travel has been ex-
ceptionaliy heavy the past week.
From 90 to 25 have gone out on the
boat every morning and about the
same number coming In at night. be-
sides the hundreds who go and come
In private conveyanccs.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-09-01
BRiEF MENTION

Nice Fancy Crawford Peaches. u
per boz at the Monarch. 81
The very things boys and girls like
most. 70 be given away with school
supplies st the star Drug Store. rs
James Lindsay and wife arrived in
tie city this morning from LanSeli
valley on their way to the huckleber,
~ patch.
FOR 0ALE-Household furniture:
also . good cooking range. Esquire
Of August Ritsenthaler. back Of the
Court House. -s.
Mike Dooher came In last evening
from bly,. where he has been elaasi.
flying timber lands for the couaty.
He expects TO return shortly to anish
the work.
You viii savs money By bsyies
ssvias nsehiass and all Of your ssv-
ins machine supplies at Mullsrs. cor.
aee Aaia aad 9Th strssts. 7.SIu
School Children-See those pres
eats TO b given you At the star Drug
Store. IS
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-09-01

u. !. Winters has returned from n
trip To Paisley. Lake county.
Hot peanuts and popcorn n, The
American Confectionery. -
Mrs. J. Il. Huise. who has been sis-
iiinE In the Butte Creek valley. has
returned to her home iu this city.
Three teams wanted to haul fruit
from Ashland. Cali up the Monarch.
R.M. Richardson has been appoint.
cd Referee In the tax case Of the Cal.
ifornia 4 Oregon Land Company
against klamath County. Mr.. Rich.
ardson will take the testimony of the
case. and probably Judge Hanna will
be called In to hear the arguments
of the attorneys u. s. Smith Is the
attorney for the Land Company.
SEWN. machines for rent by day.
week. or month. A. Muiicrs. Phone
?st.
J. ". Pixicy. District Deputy Head
Consul OF the Modern woodncn Of
America. IN In the city from Eugene
10 the interes, of the order.
Nice Fancy Crawford Peaches. 81
per box At the Monarch. 81
Look aobbyi We elsas, press and
repair clothes at the Psntatorium. -
Chas. Horton. the cattle man. will
leave In few days for a 200 mile
drive TO PrinevIile. Mr.. Horton con.
tractcd for 300 head of steers In
Crook county last spring and he In
goin. there 10 start the drive. The
steers will be driven her. by way OF
the klamath marsh and will bs fed
at the Cantrsii ranch before shipping
10 market.
Business is pressing II the Pant
storium. 7.ly
BORN-To Mr.. sDd Mrs. Walter
Lenh0x. Monday morning, a son.
WOOD sAWIN0 Q speciality. All
ordors will receive prompt attention.
J. l.. Fielder. jsotf
=,
This once In inreceipt Of q photo.
graph from J. l.. Short Of q hayIns
scene with Buck rAkss On the Can't.
rail- ranch. The picture 10 Q good
one and givss the s,rsnssr q ans i'm.
preston Of Klsma,hs big hay indus.
try.
Nice Faacy Crawford Peaches, u
psr boz u the Aopsrch. .--,3l
Misses Stella Campbell. Edna Jsu.
sen. Hanna And Aahls BOVINE. and
g.. J. Bovine. Claude cAas,ain and
Harold Mssrymsn returned this af.
tsrnoon from . three weeks camp.
ips Trip st Spring creek. Crater iks
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-02-06
FACTS ABOUT COSMOPOLITAN

CosMoPoLIToN has made sin
gle outlay in the way of material for
It's readers that has not been sur.
passed. in the course of the year by
any. magazine. A contract has been
entered into with the great English
short story writer, E. Phillips Op-
pelhelm, for seriesOf brilliant short
stories that will probably represent
greater similar expenditure than
has even been made by a modern
magazine.
COSMOPOLITAN has secured the
greatest living playwright, George
Bernard shaw,-auther of the ia
nous Man and superman," and
Mrs. warren'a Professor"-to write
series of'articles dealing with a great
human, theme that viii strike home to
the, heart of every single reader.
COSMOPOLITAN other great work
men4RIll include such master minds as
Maurice Maeterlinck. Belgium's emf.
uent philosopher and literateur; Da-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-02-06

each. A twelve noaths' subscription
to COSMOPOLITAN, however, 30
'cures six such $1.5e booRs-a big 5000
THE WAY THE CROWDS GOING.
COSMOPOLITAN has proved con
clusively its unSlsputed standing as
one of the greatest of tho greet svb-
scriptlon magaginss-thO goal toward
which every pubHcatlon today. Rows
paper or periodical. is striving. In
this connection It might be said that
COSMOPOLITAN has practically dOu-
Bile the paid4a-a6Tanee subscription
list of either "1EeC4ure's," -AeunseyNI-
@kzsorican nluserat-
Ell" Century" '.Hwperss" or "S0gIb.
ner's" manasines.
It makes ne dlGsreaee BOW may
you take. these are tns
ones you cannst do without. H6WpRo
8, to secure the above great spaSaA
Iow-priced offer. n Wm bp naas1
.Sfor you to cut cut the Ooapsa Baaow
now-to-day-betore 1t is WfGinsuGwn.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-02-06

Ivid Starr Jordan. President OF Leland
Stanford University; Ebert Hubbard;
lecturer and editor of 1.-THE Philis.
tiRe:" Ella Wheeler Wilcox, Americas
formost woman writer; Alfred Henry
Lewis, and his famous "wolfville
Tales" Baroness Won Hutton, etc,
A s12.0OO:ee MASTERPIECE. The
sweat, paper, ink, ideas. art and post!
age that &c into one big issue Of
COSMOPOLITAN would-if limited
to that one copy-cost the subscriber
just $l2,seO.OO. Each big issue OF
COSMOPOLITAN, then represents an
actual expenditure of 100000 month,
~.
a BIG sIx-voLuME LIBRARY:
The reading matter In only two cop,
les of cosmoPoLITAN-each copy
never less than 112 pages
aggregates 29a pages-a big book In
itself. Books on sale at the stores,
containing not nearly so expensive nor
varied reading, sell regularly for $3.50
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-02-06
DRESSMAKING ATEHOME

theGz
L cors blu
andm
mi
eigns than other as nnaeazn
n sandh helps for women
Ialo
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-07-03

lector's office, whether a measure Of
public policy smacked of Hamltonan.
ism or Jeffersonianism? What he
wanted was the job. So a great deal
Of the local political oratory was prac
teal to degree.
At the political banquets, however
the real oratory was supposed to be
uncorked, and we always attended
these banquets, usually at from three
to five dollars "a throw or plate,
as the more polite termed it. But the
science of after-dinner speaking-post-
prandial oratOry, as it is called, is
largely dependent upon extraneous
conditions; and particularly as to the
state of receptivty on the part Of the
audience. After a man has drunk
say two or three glasses Of sauterne,
couple of glasses Of claret, and four
or five or eleven glasses of cham
payne, he is usually in very uncriti-
cal condition. And almost any
howery bunk" goes with him as some
thing grand.
But Just let man stick to little
old aqua pura" all during the banquet;
let him up-end his glass and say:
Nay, nay, Pauline" to the lettering
walters who hover near with the Bac-
chanalian fluids, and what a change
Is there, my country-men," in his
Judgment Of the post-prandial slush
that IS ladled out to him. The Joe
Miller jests and learned by heart Or
lamentations of the speakers fall on
an inattentive ear; and he cannot be
lured into wild and unreasoning ap'
Dlause over some well-known quota
ton which has been delivered by an
orator with the air Of I've just
thought of that"
Political oratory is composed of the
usual two classes of all Oratory, to-
wit: prepared and impromptu. Pre-
pared oratory is oratory which has
been admittedly gotten up beforehand
and which the speaker Is ready to
hand out to the reporters on type-Writ-
ten sheets before the banquet. In
promptu oratOry is oratory which the
sneaker has learned by heart and re-
fuses to give copies OF, although 1t
has been written out carefully. This
compels the attendance of shorthand