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The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10
The NobIeet Work Of COO.

Tho Noolooe Work OF God.
Burglar Ben-NAw. Bill want cut
fer de business. Too honest.
Johnny the Kld-Dat's 20. was
wit him one dag last summer wen he
lifted q wad from . swell.lookin' guy
on Twenty-Five street. Il had To- dol.
lars an q halt, an . ddnnin' letter
calm fer nvs dollars. OF course,
we'en Billy got do matter all settled
up he was 80 cents In de hole.-Puck.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10
The Preblem solved.

Newed-My wife has . habit Of tab.
Ing money from my pockets when I'm
asleep.
Ol0ved-Nins used to do that, too.
but she doesn't my more.
Newed-H0w do you prevent It?
OldwedI spead every cent I have
before I 90 hnne.-Chicago Daily
News.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10
Presbyterian Church.

Rev. w. H. Price, of Crowley,
will preach at the Presbyterian
Sunday at II a. m. and 8 p, m.
Everybody invited.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10
Taken Up

On my place in the second ward of
Lafayette parish about 3 months ago,
one bay horse about 8 years old and
blind in One eye. Owner can have
same by proving ownership and pay.
ing costs. URSIN HOFFPAUIR,
Ridge, La.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10
Catholic Church.

Masses on Sunday at Z. 8 and
10 p. m. Free seats at 8 o'clock
mass. English sermons on the
fourth Sunday of each month at
10 a. m, all other Sundays at 8
a.. N. Rev. w. J. TEURLINGS,
Rector.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10
Baptist Church.

Preaching every Sunday at
Masonic Hall at II a. N. and 7:3O
p. m.-Rev. Jas. I. Kendrick,
pastor.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10

FOUND-Gold bracelet on JEFF
ferson street. Owner can have
same by proving property and
paying cost of this notice.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10
For Rent.

For Rent.
Large dwelling residence containing
5 bed rooms, hall, parlOr, dining
room, kitchen and pantry, convenient
outhouses, stable and large grounds,
3 blocks from S. P. depot. Apply to
Mrs. Julia HUFF.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10
Constable Sale.

Theodore Leblanc VS. Unknown Own.
er-State of Louisiana. Parish of
Lafayette, Third Justice Court,
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10

Moeo Appropet1to.
Miss Inland-You certainly have Z
charming country place here. and Of
course you have given It some pretty
name?
Mr.. BondhoiAE-Oh. yes! Mr..
Bondholdsr calls It "Idlemoment-by.
the-Sea," but / call 1t BY IT. right
name. "NoneysuAk."-Judgs.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10
Episcopal Church..

Services on the first and third
Sundays of each month at 7:3O p.
m. Rev. c.. G. Kramer, Rector.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10

Sam. I hear you haven't worked n
two months"
mo. sab! Use just been hoardin' up
NAH labor!"-Chicago Journal.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10

Call and see our handsome
line Of spring and summer cloth
ing, the price will please you.
-Schmulen.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-04-10

President of the Police Jury.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-27

United States Land Ooes. Iaksview
Oregon, February 10. 1908.
Notice u hereby given that in com.
plisnce with thu provisions Of the act Of
Congress Of June s. 1873, entitled "An
act for the sale Of timber lands in the
states Of Caliiornis. Oregon. Nevada and
Washington Territory" - extended 70
oil the Public Land States by oct Of
August 4. 1902, Charles r. DeIap, Of
klamath Falls, County Of Klamath,
State Of Oregon. has died 10 this oiIics
his sworn statement No. A042. for the
purchase Of the sw}<ns)<, nw}<ssk, Of
CSC. 3. tp. 80 9. range E.Ow. NJ, and
will oder proof 70 show that the land
sought y more valuable for its timber
OF stone than ios agrieultursl purposes,
end 70 sstGblish his claim 70 ssid land
hslorS ths Coasty JUDI q klamath
Cosnty. st biz o0ss ct Klamath Halh.
Oregon, o. Wednesday the 18th day Of
Nay 1908.
He names - witnesses: T. r. Nicho.
Ice, L. D. Kitehison. True H. DsIap.
a. n. Jsmison. oil Of Klsmsth Falis,
Oregon.
ANY and oil psrsons claiming advsrss.
y ths abovs described lands an request.
a oAIs their claims In this once on
Of bsloss ssid IN ~ Il ny ~.
~ SIS J. N. Wstson, rsgistsr.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-27
BRIEF MENTION

Trv Zim for plumh,n~.
s,..,., -. a., ~. .., ,.,.,. ..,,
as Hulss's studio,
rkHE-An ,oo,. h.nd.om.,y On.
gravel as wiusers'.
w. Wv. os"cs q ssnas''oas ne'',
snosy sSn'. @vssyoooy come anu
". 49, ~ '
'.p "
Furnished and UNPUBLISHED rooms iof
s~... -. NJ -
~ Ano. Q, fancy emma "s'e :"
"so"ms "sso"s1s S'ose. !
Don't mise the dance st Ssndsr,ons
hsl'' fr'day night 70 % gwen BY the
W. o. W. Tickets including supper
N.0O.
~, A..
- 80. 49, . ~ '' ".' .'e
=" '.e ~. 80 Wv" A~.s" " W.
nromn,lv,
s
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49, ~ y" .- 80 '
81. !. .., .,,.,.;., -. 49,. :.
H.;sk.mns,.. J.v.i,x s,o,. =. ~
-. ~ S,.s.S,. n.
In McIp,irs Of IN. ncro,,,s Tram:
ro.,.,,o, comn.,, a .,,..,.a s...
''"u. es''' 'ns Guy :"
osy ''om io.s iA.e'
u.mno,h s,.h,s. - W. So. D."
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-27

Glectio0 Of 1908
Registration opens. Jan. o.
Closes for primaries. April 7.
Primary Elections. April II.
Registration reopsns. April q.
Closes Tor election. Nay 10.
General Election. June !.
Registration rsopsns Sept. 20.
Closes Tor election. Oct. 20.
Presidential Election. Nov. 8.
Information compiled Tor the ins,rue.
tioa Of the public 10 - iolloxs:
P'oessdinss Under Initis,ivs.-Ini,is.
tive petitions must have 1895 sisns.
tusss; initiative pssi,ions mus. b sl,d
By January 81; srsunsnts sdvoes,ins
measures must b 6lsd by February 3 ;
Initiative measures niue, b. printed by
the secretary Of state BY March Q; copies
OF measures must b mailed 10 votsvs by
April =; secretary Of state must make
up the form Of ballo, by Msy%.
Primary EIection-Caudids,ss 10,
state and district oficss. TO 10 voted for
in more than one county. and Tor cir.
cult judges and district attorneys. mus,
als with The sscrstary Of state, ., u,
time Of bsginning 70 circulate politics..
. copy of the petition for nomination
signed by himself, % evidence that ssid
slsctor 10 candidate for nomination by
his party. Tho vote cast by political
party In each voting prscinc. for s,p,e.
sentative In congress that last preceding
general election 70 the basis On vhich
the percentage Tor petitions shall bs
counted. and need not sxossd 1000 cir.
natures.
Petitiops Tor nominations 70 b VOID
Tor 10 distTiets conpsisins movs sksn
'os county must b. sisnsd by as isast
'wo Per cent Of the electors Sssidtse In
'ach Of st lssst oussisbth ol The pse.
'incts 10 each or at least two counuss
. shs district and nssd not sscssd 900
ignsvs.
Petitions Tor nomInstion for oi,css 70
= voted Tor 10 only one county. or dis.
!sst' shall b Alsd with the county
'ls'k not lsss than 10 days before the
'sse sst Tor the primary slsstlon, We'd.
'ssday. April !.
The form Of primary ballot must b, |
:rt'asd % By The secretary Of state By |
1eYch %. -
Casva:s q votes Tor uomlnstion, 10,
- - district oAess must b nsds
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-27
kisassA ssus Pslss lI>sssy

The Klamath Falls Public Library 70
open every sftsrnooa from 2 10 $50
O'Clock and each evening from $50 10
10 o'clock. A cordial invitatioa 10 sn.
tended to all.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-27
To the Ladies'
Of Klamath Fails

All Interested In Gns China. I would
cordially invite 20 call st my studio.
Tuesday aud Saturday afternoons. TO 80
my new line Of white China aud studies.
Orders for wedding and birthday prvs.
snts solicited. Instruction given In
China painting. rircing very rvssons.
Bile. Mas. A. y. WATSON.
With Mrs. Ida. Hubbard on Pine
street. Phone 7?t.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-27

II your watch 10 sick send Il To Win.
ter Hospital. We will give Il the be,
Of tssatmeut. All work suaraatssd. |;
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03

some remarkable feats of digestion.
 One of the classic cases quoted in the medical textbooks comes from England. where. at the beginning of the last cen tury. a professional sword swallower had the misfortune to swallow his sword.
 He was giving an impromptu exhibition in q country bar with small dagger un- provided with guard. when a rustic humOrist tickled Lls distended throat with the stem of long clay pipe. The swallower gave an involuntary gulp and the dagger slipped beyond recovery, It's weight carrying 1t down Into the stomach
 The local doctor. being called in, ad- ylsed the mans removal to London, 200 miles distant. for operation by an emi- nent surgeon.
 The Journey was made by canal. and when the operation was performed, @ fortnight after the accident. hardly any trace of the dagger could be found It had been almost entirely dissolved in acids of the stomach. Serious surgical operations generally proved fatal In those days. and this one was DO exception to the rule. Had the victim stayed at home in bed for week or two Nature would probably have cured him.
 Nevertheless. 1t Is unfair 10 the diges- tion to try 1t so severely The man who vniues his health will do well to avoid the dagger as an article of diet
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03
Designed by Charles 5. Sedgwick Architect,
 Minneapolis, Minn.

~ HIS quaint English cement cottage Al Is a little after the style of the old V Ann Hathaway" cottage. so well known in England. The construction is in the usual timber method, using PKG studs, sheathlng. building paper; then stripping metal lathlng and cement. with rough pebble dash" finish. The walls of the house are low. the second-stoTy win dows being carried up Into the roof, thus giving the low cottage appearBnce sp much desired. The second story carries over the broad lnclosed front piazza. making the total size of house. exclusive of kitchen, % feet by 57 feet. The main living room extends across the full depth of one end, and is supplemented by q large alcove raised two steps from the main floor and having n large fireplace. with book shelves on each side The ceilings are finished with heavy construc- ton beams showing; the dining back, opening with a wide arch, Is in- ished In the same manner. It is esti- mated that this cottage can be built complete. exclusive of heating and plumb ing. for s6,0O0. The floors throughout are of hardwood, the walls finished rough In simple tints, without the use of wains- cotting, and the second story finished ID soft woods and enamel paint. The roof Is
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03
Some Physiological Curiosities.

Tickling the Brain.-The man or boy who scratches his head when consid- ering a knotty mental problem Is not performing mercy Idle action. He Is instinctively endeavoring to stimulate his brain by exciting the nerves of the scalp.
 The action of placing the hand to the brow when in thought and the attitude In which Shakespeare Is represented. with the forehnger rubbing or resting upon the temple or the side of the nose, have the same physiological foundati ton in the fact that a slight stimulation of the brain cells is produced by excitement of the facial nerves.
 There is a limit to the artificial promo tion of mental activity. The man who Is not a born Shakespeare cannot make himself one by any amount of head scratching or nose-rubbing.
 Um mbrellas and the Maternal In- stinct.-The maternal instinct is one of the most beautiful characteristics of woman. A
 It becomes a nuisance, however, when 1t impels her to carry her umbrella In her arms as if 1t were a baby. to the peril of the eyes and face of everyone who passes her on the sidewalk
 A Dagger fin the Stomach.-The stomach of a man is not quite the equal In energy of the stomach of the ostrich. but it Is capable at times of performing
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03

salesman of dry goods7 Are you a clergyman? Then why affect the style of a baseball player7
 None of us can afford to be natural until he has made his millions. The world refuses to believe in mere ability. It prefers conventionnlity; and so conyen- tionality pays. If the characters of fnancler. a soldier, a physician and stage villain were represented in the the ater by four men dressed alike in the ordinary costume of American private citizens the audience would fail to be- lieye in them. They must be made up for their respective parts according to stage convention. Unfortunately, how ever, for the professional man in real life, the conventional manner and dress Of the stage are quite unlike those of the street. The individual who ventured to initiate In real life the conduct of either the villain or the hero of the play would soon dnd himself In a lunatic asylum: the stage doctor, the stage lawyer and the stage soldier would be laughing stocks outside the walls of the theater.
 Where. then, Is the young man who Is about to enter profession, to study the personality and appearance which the public expects? Surely this important branch of education should be Included In the curriculum of every professional training college.
 Better still, a special College of Man ners should be established where the leaders of the various professions should display for the example of earnest stu dents the manners which have proved most successful in the display of talents or the concealment of the lack of them.
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03
THE PALACE

times. the longest period elapsing be- tween the death of one wife and the talk Ing of another being only nine months
 IL seems reasonable to Infer that the man or the woman who has enjoyed tor should one say sufTerel0 three or four long periods of married life with diner ent partners may have succeeded in par tially discovering and even appreclatinS the methods of reasoning peculiar to the opposite sex.
 Whether the possession of this knowi- edge Is wholly an advantage Is open ;o question. So far. ut all events, as woman is concerned. half the secret of her com mand over man lies in the mystery of her waywarduess.
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03
Misunderstanding of Husbands and Wives.

~ AN a man ever hope 10 understand
 E/ the whims of q woman or a woman
 O 10 understand the whims of a man?
 My wife says the mou. "is the best woman in the world. but there are times when she tries my temper sorely."
 My husband.'' says the wife. ''is the best husband that ever was. He has never Intentionally said a rough word or done an unkind thing to me. yet be says and does things sometimes that almost make me wish I was dead"
 There are times. in fact. In the lives of most married couples when husband or wife drives the other 10 the verge of desI mir in cheerful innocence that he or she Is inficting the slightest pain-per- haps even with 'he intention Of exciting pleasure and gratitude.
 It is all due 10 misunderstanding of course-to wa It Of understanding Of the point of view of ihe opposite sex.
 Mans mind Is essentially logical: wo- mans Is illogical. Man argues from prem ises to conclusion Woman skips the premises and jumps to the conclusion. Very often the man Is wrong and the woman right. logic notwithstanding. but, whether right or wrong. each k naturally convinced of the accuracy of his or her req soning.
 Each Is apt to consider that his or her work and trials are not sufficiently ap- preciated by the other.
 The husband at work in his office all day. iatters himself with the belief that breadwInuing is the main duty of life and that by performing it he Is relieving his wife of the slightest occasion for care and anxiety. He pictures her smiling face as she sits at home reading the newspaper. trying to understand the polit- teal and commercial subjects which in terest him, or as she goes about singing from room to room occupied in household duties which are more like play than work
 The wife, meanwhile. Is worrying her heart out over domestic problems which seem to her almost lhsoluble. The chll dren are troublesome the cook Is in bad temper, the household accounts won't balance properly. and she hasn't the least idea what to order for dinner that wilt earn the approval of her husband. She thinks of him sitting in his office smok- ing a cigar and chatting gaily with ire quent visitors. She knows that he thinks she has nothing to do but enjoy herself. Is 1t to be wondered at if she feels It, tie bitterness?
 The husband comes home to dinner wearied with the days work and worried | hbpul ludl uiSu0uoltu p4iI ol JOueS Ahg- how he will find rest and a warm well | come and a good dinner at home. Ills | wife, God bless her, will see to that
 The wife awaits his coming with anXi | ety, for a momentous event has happened | at home. Johnny, for eight long years | fhe best of boys. has displayed violence of tempeg &hltherto unsuspected He | struck his sister-actually slapped her face-and for no other reason except that she knocked his paints upon the floor. The whole beinOusness of Johnny's con- duct is related to the husband before he | has time to take or his coat. He Is not allowed to sit down to dinner until he 1 has punished Johnny, and, having done
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03

States Attorney English and the ses- sion of court was suspended ten min
 utes until she recovered. Miss Dineen's testimony clearly cor rotated that of Mrs. Rustin and in ad-
 dition she testified to having seen a
 man who resembled the defendant standing near the Rustin home just
 before midnight. when she returned from a visit to her sisters. Technical testimony was given by Dr. w. R. Lavender who performed the autopsy on Dr Rustin's body. Despite
 the efforts of Davis counsel. Dr. Lay ender was permitted to give expert tes- timony. in which he expressed the opinion that the shot which killed the physician could not have been fired by himself
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03

SO. is Immediately reproached. with tears, for undue severity.
 Hang JOhnny." says the tired husband ot last i've got more reason to cry than you and he. for Jones' bill has been dishonOred today
 He is vexe1 that he. the breadwinner. the mainstay Of the household. should be worried with what seem to him to be the triYinli;ics of domestic mnnagement his wife Is yexcd that the af1airs of his busI- ness should so fully occupy his attention as to blind him 10 his responsibilities as husband and father
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03

French philosopher has said that no man can hope 10 begin to understand d woman. unless he has survived at least four wives Presumably the wives must be taken one at time and for long periods. Solomon. who had many more than four wives. but who took them In mass. had 10 admit that the way of n woman was one of the three things that his wisdom failed 10 fathom.
 An instance more favorable 10 the the ory Of the French philosopher Is that of the futher of the famous English novel ist. Maria Edeeworth. He married four
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03
THE BISBEE MINER
 IN ITS NEW HOME
A Company Forming to Buy the Old
 Santa Rosala Mine.

Bisbee, Ariz Nov 30.-(Special Correspondence of The Republican)- The evening paper owned and pub lished by the Miner Publishing com pany, today moved to it's new. quar- ters on O. K. street. The new home of the evening paper is a commodiOus two-story brick building admirably suited to the purposes to which it is to be put.
 B. F. Daggett, son of ex-Governor Daggett of California, will arrive in Bisbee tomorrow on business con nected with the formation of the new company which has purchased the Santa Rosalia mine in Sonora After all the details of incorporation have been attended to it is the purpose of local stockholders to form q company and make a visit ito the property which lies about fifty miles south of Cananea. This property was for merly worked by a Mexican company but the manager proved unfaithful to the interests of the company and a shutdown was the result. According to R. K. Clancy, who is interested in the property, there is a large tonnage of low grade gold ore already blocked out at the mine. The mine is at pres ent being unwatered.
 Dog poisoners are at work again in Bisbee and this time it was the val uable dog of Professor Krinbill that was killed This kind of work has been going on steadily for some time and a determined effort is to be made to ferret out the guilty ones. A num- Der of the citizens owning valuable dogs are planning to offer a reward for the arrest and conviction of the guilty parties of sufficient value to induce the officers to do some detec- tive work
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03

witnesses in the trial today of Charles F. Davis, charged with the murder of Dr. Frank Rustin. Mrs. Rustin had little difficulty in parrying the severe ross-examinations of Attorney Gurley. who forced her to identify the insur- ance policies on her husbands life, which were incontestable in the event of the person insured, committing sui eide
 Miss Dineen, however. lost the com posture which characterized her testi- mony at the cOroner's inquest and pre- liminary hearings. and she all but col lapsed during the direct examination of
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03

Would you place your legal affairs in the custody of a lawyer who talked and dressed with the Ioudness of a profes- slonal betting man? Of course not; yet there are many such who wonder why patients and clients fight shy of them
 Whatever your profession. ;here must surely be manner and dress most ap- piopriate to It. Are you engaged In the funeral business? Do not cultivate the sartorinl excesses of the music-hall en- tertainer. Are you an engineer? Then why should you make yourself look Ike
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03
A School of Professional Manners.

ITS there not room for the institution
 4 of a school of Professional Mannersi
 The Importance of good bedside manner" has long been inculcated in the medical schools. but there are other pro fessions besides that of medicine in which the practitioners success may be made or marred by the suitability of his manner.
 Would you intrust your health to a physician who told you to put out your tongue in the tones of n schOolmaster or deriug n boy to hold out his hand?
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03
Costing $6,000, Exclusive of Heating and
 Plumbing.

quite steep and of good height. thus af- fording considerable space in the attic for servants rooms. stOrerooms, play. rooms. etc. The wide terrace across the front and end add much to the beauty and comfort of the house. In case the exterior is finished in the natural gray tint of the cement, 1t will look exceed ingly well to paint all the cornices, win dow frames and sash white and stain the roof red-or. better, cover 1t whh red Spanish" tile.
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03
COL. RANDOLPH IMPROVING

Yuma, Dec. 2-Dr Goodfellow re- ports that Col. Epes Randolph, who is suffering from dengue fever. is much better and is returning to his homo at Tucson in his special tonight
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03
SECOND CHOLERA OUTBREAK

St Petersburg, Dec. 2.-There were twenty-four new cases Of Asiatic chOi- era and ten deaths during the tVrcpry- four hours ending at noon today.
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03
ALL THE EVIDENCE
 POINTS ID MURDER
A Physician Saws pr. Rustn Could Not Have SLot Himself.

Omaha Dec. 1.-Two women. Mrs. Rustin and Hannah Dineen, a servant in the Rustin home, were the principal
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03

The population of the territory now embraced in the German empire has dou- bled since 1S3s.
Arizona republican., 1908-12-03

If you want everyone Co prsst yea With smile upon his face Carry Cr,'stallizsd Caotue CessY. E-n-- Oo-r i-'o's sIsee