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The new South-news., 1908-05-09

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Monthly Pains. B.ckachc. Nervousne..
and Headache. II: LIQUID: Enees; ss;,h t%ms, ~
rssults. iOc.. 25c. and t0c.. at drug storsA
The new South-news., 1908-05-09

Herr Mauser has invented what "
considers an Improvement on his voII1
known rife by which It reloads 81
self automatically from = eartridnc
chamber "
The new South-news., 1908-05-09

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The new South-news., 1908-05-09

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Our Crying Need !
of Foreign Labor


10 not believe II true that undesirable immigrants come
wholly from any country. We do people from
other countries who criminals Neither pco
pie who because of political beliefs let as much
Mood as they and do not people who shift
less or diseased and who have ambition to become
citizens but these classes do any particular
society. and Il Is because have labor are
to put n or had
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said they hadn't any. That man should nave
article all himself should have been called In
ability to Tell he
The new South-news., 1908-05-09

Little minds are too much wound
cd by little things.-Rochefoucald.
The new South-news., 1908-05-09
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The new South-news., 1908-05-09

The man Of least sense makes the
most noise.-Irish.
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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
The Most Common Cause of Suffering

Rheumatism causes more pain and
suffering than any other disease, for
the reason that it is the most common
of all ills, and it is certainly gratifying
to sufferers to know that Chamber
lain's Pain Balm will afford relief, and
make rest and sleep possible, In many
cases the relief from pain, which is at
first temporary, has become perma.
nent, while in old people subject to
chronic rheumatism, often brought on
by dampness or changes in the
weather, permanent cure cannot be
expected; the relief from pain which
this liniment affords is alone worth
many time its cost. rs and 50 cent
sizes for sale by Frank Hart and
Leading Druggists
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
Biliousness and Constipation.

For years | was troubled with bill.
iousness and constipation, which mad,
life miserable for me. My appetite
failed me. | lost my usual force and
vitality. Pepsin preparations and
cathartics only made matters worse.
l do not know where | should have
been today had l not tried Chamber.
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
The tablets relieve the i'll feeling a,
once, strengthen the digestive func,
tions, purify the stomach, liver and
blood, helping the system to do its
work naturally.-Mrs. Rosa Potts,
Birmingham, Ala. These tablets are
for sale by Frank Hart and Leading
Druggists.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
Reticence or Iuncrance? ?

The inhabitants of Chinese villages
are very ignorant of the places In
their own neighborhOod, according to
an interview with W. j. Garnett, the
third secretary Of the British legation
at Peking, which the Manchester
Guardian prints. Mr.. Garnett return
ed little while ago from a journey
through the provinces of Shant1lng
and Kiangsu, and a sample of the
conversation that took place when he
asked the way from one village to an
other is below:
SIS this the way to TsouhseinW
"Are you going to Tsouhsein"
"Yes. Is this the wayY
"Oh, you are going to Tsouhsein, are
you? Where do you come from?"
From Chiningchow. Please, is This
the way to Tsouhsein"
"Oh, you've come from Chiningchow,
have you? Are you going into the city
walls Of TsouhseinY
Finally the native would admit that
he did not know the way to Tsouhsain.
At the entrance to another village an
ancient villager was asked what the
name Of the place was. After asking
in turn who Mr.. GarneH was, where he
had come from, where he was going
and why he wanted an inn, he consid-
cred the original question when repeat
ed by the patient inquirer and finally
closed the conversation by saying:
"How should / know? / am not
learned man."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
Early MaonoIia,

M. stellata is the first of all magno-
has to blossom, being usually a week
earlier than NJ. yulan. 1t is more or
less bushy, while the other starry flow
cred species assumes tree form in its
native country. M. stellata is one Of
the loveliest early Towering shrubs,
says a writer in the Garden Magazine
It's numerous white petals radiate like
a star, f1utter in the breeze and are
deliciously fragrant. The whole bush
is covered with flowers and begins to
bloom when only two feet high. 1t
was introduced from Japan some thir-
ty years ago by DR.. Hall, after whom
1t is often called NJ. halliana. 1t is
very hardy.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
An Insulting Parrot.

Bayard Taylor related the followlns
about a parrot once owned by lady
In Chicago:
When the great fire was raging an
owner saw that she could rescue moth.
ing except what she instantly took In
her hands. There were two objects
equally dear. the parrot and the old
family Bible. and she could take but
one. After a moment of hesitation she
seized the Bible and was Fastening
away whea the parrot cried out In Il
loud and solemn voice., Good Lord,
deliver us" No human being could
have been deaf to such an appeal. Tho
precious Bible was sacrificed and the
bird saved. He was otherwise a clever
bird, In the house to which the parrot
was. takel there was, among other
visitors, gentleman rather noted for
volubility When the parrot first heard
him ii listened In silence for some
time; then, to the amazement Of all
present, Il said very emphatically.
you talk too much"
The gentleman, at first embarrassed,
presently resumed his interrupted dis
course. Thereupon the parrot laid his
head upon one side, gave an indescrib-
ably comieaf and contemptuous "H'm!"
and added, There he goes again!'
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
A TARDY RECOGNITION.
The Absentmnded Professor and a
Most Intelligent Woman

/ NHS FNOIGSoVt anu
Most intelligent Woman,
II was In Fontaine, the fable writer
who In his sons absence during several
years In pursuit of an education quite
forgot him and was not reminded OF
his existence until friend arranged
surprise meeting.
The father was pleased with the
manners and wit Of the young man
presented to him, but failed TO recog-
nize him and as soon as they parted
promptly forgot him again.
La Fontaine was genius and a
kindly man, but one can hardly dis.
sever Observation-Disclosures of such sort
from shallow heartedness. Neverthe-
less In the case Of Professor, let us
say, Jones, who failed to recognize his
daughter after years separation, the
bond of affection was both strong and
deep.
Mary, his only daughter, married and
went abroad with her husband. Their
return was week or two before the
date appointed, and owing TO series
of Misunderstanding and errors the
professor was not informed, was not
at home when they arrived and met
them first at the house of neighbor,
where they had gone &c inquire shout
him.
A reception was In progress there,
and he arrived some time after them
as a guest and still unaware of their
return. Strolling into his friends IL
brary, away from the crowd, he be-
came aware, as he was inspecting the
books, Of some ladies in conversation
on the other side of portiere, one Of
whom displayed an astonishing amount
of knowledge of his own particular
hobby. He was surprised and de-
lighted.
There's a lady in the next room
you must positively present me to-" he
said eagerly to his host, who had join
ed .him-"a most intelligent woman.
She's been talking of the prehistoric
races in a surprisingly discriminating
manner. Who is she?"
"a Mrs. Smith, | believe" replied
the host, much amused, since he knew
who the lady was. Gomez will pre-
sent you now"
They passed the curtain, and the pro-
fessor, who had failed to connect the
name of Mrs. Smith with his Mary,
was duly introduced, for the ladies had
overheard his inquiry and the reply
and were disposed to keep up the joke.
Peering shortsightedly through his big
glasses, which, by his usual mistake,
were his reading glasses when they
should have been his object glasses, he
lid not recognize Mary when he saw
ler, and the father and daughter actu-
lily opened a conversation on prehis.
oric man and carried 1t on for several
minutes before the strain proved too
much.
Then the listeners broke down In
aughter, and Mary, with cry that she
.ould not keep it up any longer, caught
he old gentleman around the neck and
Kissed him.
'Bless my soul, Mrs. Smith" he
,asped, bewildered. "Why-Maryf'-
Youths Companion.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
NORWOOD STRAWBERRY.

berry is comic and regular in shape.
Not a coxcombed berry was found
this season. The quality is unsur-
passed and the size unequaled, some
attaining the enormous size of three
inches in diameter. Four such ber-
HieS would fill box and be crowded,
states a writer in American Cultiva-
tor. Color, bright red all the way
through, growing darker with age; is
firm, good keeper and will ship we'll;
has perfect blossom and holds its
Eize well through the season and re-
mains in bearing long time; picked
the first box June IS and the last one
July Is. The largest berries were
found In matted rows or beds, al
though the plants had received no ex-
ira culture.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
Bad Attack of Dysentery Cured.

"An honored citizen of this town
was suffering from a severe attack Of
dysentery. He told friend if he
could obtain bottle of Chamberlain Is
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem
edy, he felt confident of being cured,
he having used this remedy in the
West. He was told that kept it in
stock and lost no time in obtaining it,
and was promptly cured" says M. J.
Leach, druggist, of Wolcott, Vt. For
sale by Frank Hart and Leading
Druggists.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
When Children Went to War.

Among other Improvements in the
art Of war as attained by the world in
these later days is the abolition of the
practice Of sending children to sea, as
was the case when the midshipmen Of
the old "oak walls" of England often
were boys Of less than fourteen years.
The Marquis of Dufferin and Ava In
telling about the siege of Bomarsund,
in the Crimean war; which he wltnesB-
ed from the frigate Penelope, related
this story of one Of these little fellows:
what pleased me most during the
whole business" he says, was the
gallant behavior Of a little midship-
man, mere child, thirteen or fourteen
years Of age. About the time when the
fire became pretty hot l happened to
come across him, and, as he seemed to
be as much out Of a job as myself,
touched my cap and took the liberty Of
observing that 1t was fine day, to
which he politely replied that it was.
Encouraged by his urbanity, I ven
tured to ask him how long he had been
at sea, to which he answered, I have
only left my mamma six weeks, but |
amt going to cry On her majesty's
quarter deck remark which think
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
A Special Fruit Trader.

Horticultural products have always
Been noted for their purity. Many
careful growers Of fruit have worked
mp a special fruit trade by shipping
high class fruit under their own brand
and name. In years when climatic and
other conditions render the quality of
kruit lower than the grade they are ac-
eustomed to ship under their named
brands the fruit is forwarded unbrand-
cd. A neat, attractive brand or label
On well packed fruit soon becomes
known and asked for on the Market
Maryland Experiment Station.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
! ruit ana
Flowers
SPRAYING METHODS.
How the Business Is Conducted In &
Large Way.

stSN ehV 0dSNHSSS 10 SShaNSNNS
Large Way.
Ordinarily we find crude oil emul.
sion prepared by putting thirty or for.
" gallons Of water In spraying tank;
then put In twelve or fifteen pounds OF
whale oil or other soap and boil until
the soap is dissolved; then pump fifty
gallons of oil into the tank, keeping the
steam turned In all the time; then fill
the tank to 200 gallons, keeping the
agitation going all the time. We use
this emulsion one year and If not com.
paratively free from scale follow the
second year with sulphur and lime.
We removed the upper story from our
thirty-year-old apple orchard, and now
End comparatively little difficulty In
reaching the tops of the trees with the
spray, standing on an elevated plat
form on the wagon.
Sulphur and Lime.
We use sulphur and lime on our
peaches, pears and most varieties of
plums and prunes In our various
erchards we have three, eight or ten
horsepower boilers with elevated vats
for cooking the sulphur and lime and
the emulsion and use four power and
two hand sprayers. With these mod
ern means of applying the remedies, is
Il not surprising that hundreds and
thousands of acres Of apple orchards
IN western New York and Canada be-
tween Hamilton and the Niagara river
are being abandoned? In many dis
tricts you have scarcely enough ap-
pies to supply home demand and can
ming factories, let alone any for ex-
port There have always been great
fears among small fruit growers that
soon there would be an overproduction
md no remunerative market, as in 1896.
This San Jose scale should allay all
fears on that score. These untreated
Bcaly orchards are fit for the brush
pile In from two to five years, said
Willard Hoskins in a paper read be-
fore the Ontario Fruit Growers asso-
eiation.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
A NEW STRAWBERRY.
a First Prize Winner of Unsurpassed
Quality and Size.

The Norwood strawberry was nam
Cd and given the first prize by the
Massachusetts, Horticultural society at
the exhibition this year. This straw
berry is supposed to be cross be-
tween the Marshall and Corsica, as 1t
came up where the Marshall had been
grown and near where the Corsica
was grown at the same time.
] believe the Norwood is considered
the best all round strawberry in ex-
istence. The plant is strong and
healthy, making a liberal number Of
strong runners, but not excessive. The
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
She Was Human.

Until my sweetheart ate with me
I liked to think she fed on air
Or nectar and ambrosia fare,
With now and then a sip Of tea,
But when at last | chanced to see
My lady 'at her dinner /
Watched soup and steak and (horrors! y
pie
All disappearing daintily.
1t was shock, as you'll agree.
Yet to her side / strf ight repaired
And spoke the words I'd never dared
Until my sweetheart ate with me.
Judge.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

Scribbles-Rhymer has given up his
literary work and accepted a position
as street car conductor.
Dribbles-Because why?
Scribbles-I believe his doctor told
him be needed the change.-Chicago
News.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
DipIomacv,

Delia-Ye can get a suit just like
your missis' velvet wan for tin dollars
in Bargain Brown Bros.
Norah-ies, an can get wan fur
nuthln' by tellin' me missis about the
wan In Bargain Brown Bros.-Harper's
Weekly.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
CONTRACTORS.
LAUNDRIES.
Those Pleated Bosom Shirts

Those Pleated Bosom Shirts
The kind known by dressy men in
the summer, are difficult articles to
launder nicely. Unless you know just
how to do it, the front pleats won't
iron down smooth, and the shirt
front will look mussy. Our New
Press lroner irons them without
rolling or stretching. Try II.
TROY LAUNDRY,
Tenth and Duane. Phone Main 1891
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

as worth ptcoodlng as many a ono made
by more iliustrlous heroes, Soon after
this, however, a man was killed close
TO him, and the little fsllow tainted
and was taken below"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

For burn or scald apply Chamber
lain's Salve. 1t will allay the pain
almost instantly and quickly heal the
injured parts. For sale by Frank Hart
and Leading Druggists.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
Good Care REQUIRED.

Good care is required to keep trees
thrifty. Crowded clunps should be
cleared out.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

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CORNER NINTH AND DUANE.
Board $500 and up. SOFT.
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FOR SALE

FOR SALE, OR USE-The black
stallion Prime Albert, now quar-
tered at the barns of the Sherman
Transfer Co., is for sale, or for use.
Apply to John L. Johnson, owner, at
the barn. 5-6-3w.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT ROOMS SUIT
able for housekeeping for small
family. Apply Van Dusen, llo 18th
street SOFT.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE-LOCKSLEY HALL
Hotel, Seaside, Or; this beautiful
spot under the pines and overlooking
the ocean is for sale; best money
making property in the West; over
100 rooms; modern in every way.
For particulars apply to Mrs. l.. A.
Carlisle on premises.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

WANTED-GIRL FOR HOUSE
work in small family, 4ol c or,
Eleventh and Harrison streets s-3.tf.
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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

WANTED-BOY TO LEARN THE
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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1908-04-23

Fred Borcherdt, Jr., of this city, has
been appointed on the staff Of superin-
tendents and judges for the State Fair
Mr.. Borcherdt having been named as fits
assistant to Miss Ada F. Howe, of Mil
waukee, superintendent of poultry and
pigeons for the years shows and he will
have charge of much of the work of
listing entries and arranging the exhib-
its. The appointment is one highly Gre
ditable to Mr. Borcherdt and indicates
that his work with the Manitowoc coun-
ty Fair last year and his reputation rs a
pigeon fancier have extended outside of
the county.
Capt. William Abel, Charles Evans
and Frank Rozinksi is the cJmmittee
appointed by Camp Lawton Post L. S.
w. Vets for the arrangement Of Memoir
ial Day services. The committee which
was given full power will act in con.
junction with the G. A. r.. c5mmittee
in the matter of details. Thus far no
speaker has been secured for Memorial
Day though invitations have haen given
to several. The exercises will he more
impressive than usual this year if the
plans of the old and the younger veter-
ans materialize.
AGENTS WANTED! --1GN20 crayon
portraits 40 cents, frames 10 cents and
up, sheet pictures one cent each. You
can make 1907 profit or $500 per
week. Catalogue and Samples free.
FRANK w. WILLIAMS COMPANY, 1905
w. Taylor ST., Chicago, Ill. At
July 90 has been fixed rs the date of
the annual convention of the Wisconsin
Retail Liquor Dealers association, of
which Charles Hartwig. this city, is
treasurer, and VIM. Feurfeil organizer
The meeting will be held at Kenosha
and is expected to be important in fur
therance of the associations campaign
for cleaner saloons. The association
has sixty three branch organizations in
Wisconsin and total membership in
the state of 1900. The association is said
to oppose the policy of many brewers of
establishing saloons and it is said the
state convention may take some action
on this subject. The executive commit
tee met at Kaukauna last week and set
the date for the convention"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1908-04-23
What Becomes OF Them.

Philosophers arise upon all sides :
pesslmists, eleatics, stoics, pythagor
cans, epicureans, positivists, empire
lists and ntultionists They arise and
flap their shimmering wings and they
fade into inert innocuousness. The
tidal wave OF timc-clammy. cruel and
surges DER their forgotten
biers Their souls are absorbed In
the thin ether OF the illimitable cos
mos. They speak their little pieces.
dodge the cyer.hurtling egg, and then
shut up forever. Alasl
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1908-04-23
he Got What lie Needed.

Nine years ago it looked rs if my
time had come, says Mr. Farthing, Of
Mill Creek, Ind Ter. Il was so run
down that life hung on very slender
thread. 1t was then my druggist rec
commended Electric Bitters. bought q
bottle and | got what l needed
strength. | had one foot in the grave
but Electric Bitters put it back on the
turf again, and I've been we'll eve
since" Sold under guarantee at Henry
Hinrichs' drug store. soc.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1908-04-23
MANY WEAR COSTLY FooTGEAR.
Enormous SUMS Said to Be Spent by
English Arstocracy.

II would surprise most people to
of the English aristocracy spend on
shoes, especially or slippers. Only the
other day countess whose name Is
familiar to every one, had pair Of
slippers made which were decorated
In picture pattern ike pair of
worked slippers, with precious stones,
these being largely lubies, emeralds
and diamonds. The result was exceed
ingly beautiful but the cost was over
$22 800
There IS one ACCOMPLISHED workman
In London whose sole occupation is
that Of hounting fancy slippers with
jewels. The present countess dowager
Of Y some years ago had made .
her husband was then alive, and gave
the ordet-a pair OF ppers, in which
she was 70 appear as Cinderella at a
fancy dress ball given by the duke OF
Manchester. The slippers were one
mass Of diamonds the value OF the
stones being considc ably over $50, 1000,
while the cost of mounting them was
upward Of $3.50.
A South America Gentleman not
long since presented 10 foreign sing
er, then in London, pair of slippers
ornamented with twO butterflies Of
different patterns ~ precious stones,
the cost being nearly 10000 But in
reality it is quite a common thing for
slippers ornamented with gold threads
and jewels, and val i at from 50 70
$4,000, to be supplied and many brides
on their honeymoon are furnished
with even ordinary boots, shoes and
slippers to the value of $1,000 or so.