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Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

The Ladies Aid Society Of the
Lutheran church will serve lunch
from 2 o'clock to 4:3O p. m. for ten
cents, and supper, including meat
balls, beginning at O'Clock till all
are served, for rs cents, Saturday,
May 8, at Pete A~nderson's store
building on Main street. Everybody
cordially invited.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
In the District Court of the United States
for the District of South Dakota,
Southern Division.

In the Matter OF Rankrnnt
Frank s. Hamilton
To the Creditors OF Frank s. Hamilton Of
Hudson, County of Lincoln, and State OF South
Dakota Bankrupt.
You are hereby notified that on the 9Th day Of
May, A. D., 1908, the said Frank S. Hamilton was
duly adjudicated bankrupt, and that the first
meeting of his creditors will be held at the ONCE
Of Henry A. Muller. referee in bankruptcy, at
Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and on the 18th
day Of May, A. D.. 1908, at the hour Of 10 O'Clock
in the forenoon, at which time the said cred
itors may attend, prove their claims, %appointsa
trustee, examine the bankrupt and transact
such other business as may lawfully come be-
fore said meeting.
Dated at Sioux Falls this 9Th day of May,
A. D., 1908.
HENRY A. MULLER.
Referee in Bankruptcy
A. B. Carlson.
A. R. JAMESON. Attorneys for Petitioner
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

Mrs. Herman Richter entertained
a large party Of lady friends to a five
o'clock tea last Friday afternoon.
A. e. Torkelson Of Grand Valley
was a renewal subscriber last Friday.
He is one OF the Grand Valley hust-
lers.
-13i cents for eggs in trade at Egg
lands Main Street Store, Canton.
Fine stock Of fresh groceries just re-
ceived. IS.
A postal card from Psrrien Dean OF
Chicago states that he will DOL be
out among his old friends in Lyon
county.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
SO Pants Free.

Tom Sexe, Canton's popular tailor,
has a composite picture of President
Roosevelt which gives 400 different
views of our great champion of hui
mar liberty, and in that picture only
n photograph has been copied twice,
or in other words, there two pictures
of the President exactly alike and the
man who orders a handsome S35 tailor
made suit of clothes can geta ten dol
lar pair Of dress pants free if he can
find the two pictures of the President
chat are duplicates. The photo is
large and you can see Roosevelt,s
brave, fearless face distinctly in every
pose. Call at Sexes and get a $40
pair Of pants free. The study of the
Presidents face in SO many attitudes
is worth seeing.
Just received the finest line of
pipes ever seen in Canton. Prices
surprisingly low. Becker's Cigar
Store.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

The LEADER is read all over the
United States, in Canada, in Europe
and now Asia is included in its week
ly visits. Mrs. Thor J. Thonstad
subscribed for the LEADER this week
to be sent to her daughter, Agnes, at
the American Lutheran Mission,
Sinyang, Honan, China. 1t is a long
trip but it's weekly visits will no
doubt be very welcome to Miss Thon-
Stad,
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Jumbo.

This famous Percheron Stallion will
stand for the season at the home of
Mr.. Ellis in Dayton township, two
miles south of Dayton Hall and five
north of Canton. Terms to insure
standing colt s12. See large bills for
pedigree. HARRY j. ELLIS, Owner.
42-45
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Seed Corn.

Early yellow dent grown one mile
from Canton, picked before frost and
hung up by the husks. Have tested
200 kernels from 200 ears and have 200
strong plants. $500 a bushel. This
is seed corn and not picked out of
crib. DR.. Lewis, Canton. Z "A
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
GOOD PASTURE.

Ole Homandberg, who is managing
the Obey Thompson farm on Beaver
creek three and a half miles north
west of town, wants to pasture about
40 head of cattle. Call at Thompson
& Fossum's office for particulars. 42-44
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Personal

II any person suspects that their
kidneys are deranged they should
take Foley's Kidney Remedy at once
and not risk having Bright's disease
OF diabetes. Delay gives the disease
a stronger foothold and you should
not delay taking Foley's Kidney Re-
medy. 1. M. Helmey s.. Co.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

Attorney G. w. Egan and wife Of
Sioux Falls, were guests at the Ru-
dolph Monday. Attorney Egan was
bound for Pierre on legal business,
He is the peoples candidate for states
attorney in M~innehaha county, and If
elected, an event likely to take place,
he will give Sioux Falls and Mime
haha county, a law enforcement adj
ministration that will be a revelation
to the law breakers up there. He is
able and fealess. and is just the man
needed, and his election would be a
signal victory for the law and order
people of that county.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Human Filters.

The function of the kidneys Is to
strain out the impurities of the blood
which is constantly passing through
them. Foley's Kidney Remedy makes
the kidneys healthy SO they will strain
out all waste matter from the blood.
Take Foley's Kidney Remedy at once
and it will make you we'll. /. M.
Helmey & Co.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Colds That Hang On

Colds that hang on in the spring de-
plete the system, exhaust the nerves,
and open the way for serious illness.
Take Foley's Honey and Tar. 1t
quickly stops the cough and expels
the cold. 1t is safe and certain In re-
suits. 1. M. Helmey g. Co.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

Mrs. o. D. Minis, through the col
umns of the LEADER, desires to ex-
press her heartfelt thanks to the
Mayor and Common Council Of the
city of Canton for the consideration
and courtesy shown her by them dur
ing the adjustment of her claim
against the city for damages, and for
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Fence Posts and Pasture.

Good oak fence posts for sale. Also
pasture for horses and cattle. Run
ming water and good shade. Phone or
call on NJ. o. BERGsTRoM,
A. Canton
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Notice to Water Users.

Water rents are due on May 1st,
and must be paid before May 10th or
a ten per cent fine will be added.
Please call promptly and settle your
account and avoid the penalty.
e. A. JONES,
CITY Auditor.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Notice..

A meeting of Progressive Republi-
cans will be held at Canton township
hall on Saturday May 9th at 3 O'Clock
in the afternoon for the purpose of
choosing delegates to the county con-
vention. j.. w. BRENNER,
Chairman
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
GOOD SEED CORN.

/ have a quantity of tested seed
corn of best quality for sale. Call
soon If you want any.
d. FRAME,
45-6. Canton, near depot.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
NOTICE FOR BIDS.

Notice is hereby given that the
County Commissioners of Lincoln
county, South Dakota, will receive
bids at the county auditors Office, for
the deepening, furnishing and laying
of 1900 it. of 10 inch tiIing in Drainage
Ditch No. I.
Plans and specifications now on file
Bids will be received until 2 o'clock
Saturday May 9th, 1908.
County Commissioners reserve the
right to reject any and all bids.
CEAs. T.. KNUDERT.
5-46 County Auditor.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Estray Cattle.

Strayed from the premises of the
undersigned in Grand Valley, the
last week in March, one two year old
steer and one nine months old heifer.
Please notify
4345. JOHN WALLQUIsT.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Local..
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Easter suits from SIG. 90 and up
and pants from SIS 100 and up at Sexes.
Rev. w. W. Fowler Of Rochester,
Mimi, is in the city on business.
Dairyman Lewis drives around in a
milk wagon elegantly painted in red
and yellow.
-133 cents for eggs in trade at Egg
slands Main Street Store, Canton.
Fins stock of fresh groceries just re-
ceived. As.
Louie Sivesind Of Lyon county re-
men1bered the LEADER with a renew
transcription this week.
The Sioux Falls Press has that $1,000
yst that says Crawford is a winner at
the June primaries. No Kittredge
MN feels like taking it in.
congregational services next Sun
day as follows: Morning worship at
z1O:45, Sunday School at noon, Young
sEeople's Society at I o'clock-Miss
Nary Landis leader. Evening preach
Ing at s o'clock. You are cordially
Welcomed to any of these meetings.
Miss Annabell Keep and Mrs. James
szAs Carpenter left for Butte county
"Wednesday. Miss Keep has promised
M tell the LEADER how the colony is
pruspering and if Gid is making good
aa fancy cook and how Marjorie
likes her new side-wal1 table.
r. Blackmore, Of Davis, Illinois,
old and esteemed friend of Attor-
ney Knudson Of this city, was a guest
IN the Knudson home Wednesday.
sMr. Blackmore was bound for North
Dakota where he spend the summer.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

Man Ian Pile Remedy ready
to use in a collapsible tube, with noz-
zle. One application soothes and
heals, reduces Inflammation and re-
lieves soreness and itching. Price SOC.
Sold by L. M. Helmey.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
For Sale.

1900 White Oak posts at the price
OF 113 cents per post, If sold inside of
2 weeks. Call at o. II. Helgerson's
residence, Canton.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Watch Found.

Mayor-Elect Dean found a watch
and the party losing the time piece
can find it at Mr.. Deans Office under
the Farmers State Bank.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

Judge Garland of the federal court,
was a guest at the Rudolph Monday.
L. G. Campbell, the big, happy, gen.
ial life insurance hustler Of Sioux
Falls, was a guest at the Rudolph
Monday.
Dan, a Hambletonian Stallion,
owned by John Overseth, will stand
during the season at the Arnold
Livery barn in Canton. Terms! $40.
for standing colt. OLE NoRDLIE,
46-47 Manager.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Early Dent Seed Corn.

l have a supply of fine Early Dent
seed corn for sale. Leave orders with
Chraft & Hansen where corn may be
seen. @. p. VILAND. 45-46
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
For Rent.

My house on Cedar street near Fifth
in the center Of the city. Enquire Of
DR.. SmithNor at LEADER office.
46 If. MRS. FRANK ATHENS.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

Every republican vote in Lincoln
county should be cast for Thomas
Thorson for national committeeman.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Yellow Dent Seed Corn

For sale. Have tested this corn
and every kernel out of 100 grew. If
you want any come quick.
4-45. s.. A. TODD.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Baled Hay for Sale.

Fine upland hay at 40 cents per
bale while it lasts.
1916 II. N. CoopER.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

The Gate City Cigar is a winner.
It's a ~favorite and makes a delightful
smoke.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
FCDKs sale
Rent and Wants

Dish washer and silver girl want
ed Immediately at the Rudolph. 43.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

PinesalveA ACTS LIKE a PouLrlcE
CarbOliZed Forms 1 Of sxIs DISEASE d
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
tones the stomach, stimulates the
lazy liver; strengthens the bowels and
makes their action easy and natural.
The best tonic for the whole system.
IS cents, Tea or Tablets. 1. M. Hell
news & Co. s.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

Pipes, pipes, the finest assortment
OF pipes you could desire to see at
-Becker's cigar store.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Serious Result Feared

You may well fear serious results
from a cough or cold, as pneumonia
md consumption start with a cold.
TOley's Honey and Tar cures the
most obstinate coughs or colds and
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Lumber and Cordwood for Sale.

A large quantity of good cottonwood
lumber, cordwood and slabs for sale,
half mile south of the city limits.
46 tt. Tom ULRIKsON.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
DKEAMLAND

Stolen Dispatches.
Worlds Champion Tenor.
Rival Sisters.
Modern Painters.
Saturday Matinee at 4 p. m. Chill
dren from Orphans Home will all be
up.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

Man Fan Pile Remedy, Price SOC is
guaranteed. Put up ready to use.
One application prompt relief to any
form of piles. Soothes and heals.
Sold by I. M. Helmey s. Co.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

Every man who uses a cream separa-
tor will find a very important decision
OF a U. s. Court In reference to Sears
Roebuck 8 Co., who have been in
fringing on cream separator patents,
and every separator sold by the cata-
logue house makes the owner liable.
Read the decision and then call on
Jonas Gray.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

The Bristol matter defeated Sen a.
tor Fulton in Oregon and it is help
ing Kit along towards Salt Creek.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
DR.. J. n. EvELETH, DENTIST,
Crown and.Bridge Work . speciality

A heavy rain Monday night soaked
the ground cleag down.
The new city government began
business Monday evening under the
direction of Mayor Dean.
President Tuve is improving slowly
towards his usual vigorous health. He
had q severe case Of pneumonia and
the first real sickness in Is years.
Mrs. A.. A. Arnold and Mrs. T. A.
Eastcott were Sioux Falls visitors
last Thursday.
Mrs. Muma and daughter, Miss
Myrtle. were at Sioux Falls Thursday.
P. S. Pickett, DR.. Veo O'Neil and
Carl Tank left for Yankton Thursday
to take i'm the Shrine banquet and
greet Admiral Schley.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08

1t is a pity to see a person neglect
indications Of kidney or bladder trou-
BILE that may result In Bright's d.
sease when Foley's Kidney Remedy
will correct irregularities and streng-
then these organs. Take Foley's Kid
ney Remedy at the first sign of dan
ger. /. M. Helmey g.. Co.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-05-08
Household Goods For sale.

l have a quantity of household
goods, ali good and useful in house-
keeping, which I will dispose Of at
private sale. Call at once II you
want something useful and at a very
reasonable figure at the Mrs. Fowler
residence on west Fifth street.
1919. MRS. g. M. AUKEMA.
DR.. Wendt and Carl Glaettli won
the debate last Friday night. The
question a "Resolved that the
acquisition and retention Of the Phil
ippines vas and is a mistake" A. r.
Brown and Carl Tank had the mega
tive. The subject was handled ably
on both sides but the affirmative won
out easy.
There will be services next Sunday
in the Catholic church Al 1a:39. Faith
er Burning Of B~ridgewater will ofici-
ate.
Miss Stella Kellogg Of Springfield,
who had been a guest at the home Of
Mrs. Repp for several days returned
home Thursday.
Bernice Oliver Evelene Tucker,
Mamie Isakson, Wava Thayer, Clara
Bergstrom, Glendale Herman and
Edna Sandven Of Canton, are among
the candidates, nominated by friends,
in the great Sioux Falls Press plano
and diamond ring contest.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-24
The Voice and the Phonosraph.

A vaudeville monologue man met q
friend in Broadway car. After they
had talked awhile the friend said:
1--WE been conscious ever since we
began to talk Of some change in you.
but couldn't make out what. know
now. 1t Is your voice You speak so
much more distinctly than you used
to-"
That is because I have been talking
into a phonograph," said the vaude-
vile perfxmer. The surest remedy
on earth fer slovenly speech is to hear
a little Iecsure of your own rolled off a
phonosrauh record and find that about
half the words have been pronounced
In direct opposition to Webster and all
the rest of the authorities. That was
my exeerience- practiced for two
months hard before could improve
q speech that had been good enough
for the thesser up to the point where
1t would pass muster in a talking ma
chine."-New York Sun
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-24
SIX Old Commodcre.

when Commodore Vanderbilt was
alive" says New York Central OFF,
cial, 1.-THE board of directors of the
New York Central used to find their
work all cut out for them when they
met. All they had to do was to ratify
his plans and adjourn Yet they had
their uses. Occasionally a man would
come to him with some scheme which
he did not care to refuse outright
MY directors are q difficult body
Of men to handle he would say. III
submit it to 'em, but / warn you that
they are hard to manage
THE matter would be submitted to
the board when 1t assembled and
promptly rejected.
There the commodore would say
when his visitor came to learn the re-
suit 4 did the best I could, but
told yen IN advance that my directors
were an obstinate lot"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-24
His Gard.

Mr.. Newrich. the dust contractor,
having made a fortune. part OF which
he had invested in house property In
the east of London, wished to rise. like
a pheniI, from his ashes into some
sort Of society. His golden key, ap-
piled to the Golfers of an impecunious
aristocrat. opened the way
His new friend, among other things,
advised him that visiting cards were
a necessity, and. as a guide to drawing
one up ready for the printer. handed
him one of his own. which read,
Harold De We're, Iona House, Ports
mouth Square. W."
Two days later, as De We're was sit
ting in his dressing room at breakfast,
a servant brought in On a salver a
visiting card bearing the following:
"Ephraim Newrich, 1 Own IS Houses,
London, E."-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-24
II Did Not Work.

Mrs. Billings was installing the new
cook, a maiden from Finland. to whom
the kitchen contrivances of America
Were new and wonderful. This, Ina, /"
said the lady, Indicating a perforat ted
wooden board that hung against the
kitchen wall, lis the order list. See, it
says butter, eggs, sugar. coffee, tea,
molasses'-exerythiDg that we need to
eat. wheneeer we are out Of any of
these things. all you need to do is TO
place one of these little pegs in the
hole opposite the name and the things
will be ordered:
Mrs. Billings is not a methodical
housekeeper. There were several con-
secutiye days when she completely fer
got the existence OF the order list in
the kitchen, but Ina labored with 1t
faithfully.
.Meesis," pleaded Ina, after strug-
Cling With the order board for three
DAYS, 4 tank dose board must be out
Of order. push dose peg in yust so
far as can, but noting will come-no
egg. no butter. no nottings."-Youth's
Gamma mon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-24
TIE commencement.


The word commencement enables
orators IN frock coats to tell beautiful
young ladies In white organdie that
the extinction Of the academic era
marks the commencement OF their
real lives" Maybe you have heard
them and witnessed the thrill with
which the notion was received by
blushing maidenheod. 1t is a stupen-
dous thought, bulging with originality.
and / suppose it is mean 70 NEEDLE
with it, even though one knows how
that use of the word cen1menced-er
began" if you prefer. In the old
days degrees or diplomas were not
granted In June They were granted
in September, and the seniors Of yes
teryear were forced to reinvade the
academic shades to acquire them at
the commencement of the new term
After awhile it dawned upon our insti-
tutions of learning that the arrange
nent necessitated undue bother, so
they moved the commencement" ex-
ercises back across the vacation and
put them at the end of the year. How
ever, they neglected to rechristen them.
and oratory has gained much by that
inspired oversight-Boston Transcript.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-24
How a Hat Is Sized.

c. writes that the size of a hat Is
calculated on a curious principle. It
IS the length plus the breadth divided
10y 2. Thus head So inches long and
5:4 inches broad would require a hat
size of 141a divided by 2. which is IA
-Gladstone's size.
Your correspondent G. is perfectly
right in his description of the curious
way in which the size Of hat is OBJ
tanned, writes e., but his sample di-
nensions are slightly misleading. Such
IN "oyal" as S% inches by 81 inches
would scarcely be met with twice In
u lifetime. The Normal difference be-
tween the length and width (technieal-
~ called the ''oFal'D is Invariably
through the gamut Of sizes ~ inches
Thus an ordinary 81 hat would meas
ure IL inches long and inches wide
aud a ~ ..(foBr sizes bigger 8 inches
!ong and 81 inches wide. The longest
Aead / hare measured in many thou
sands was S% by rs. which is the
equivalent of 81 inch oval. Needless
to say, the inside Of the bat was the
shape Of a canaIbsat. - Manchester
Guardian.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-24
Making II Plain.

Henri was paying his first visit to
London and was already wishing him.
self home in gay Paree, for he knew
not a word OF English. He had been
very unfortunate and had lost all his
luggage, a toothbrush. So he deter
mined to buy another. But how was
he to make his-needs understood?
At last his luck turned, however,
and he espied a chemists shop with q
notice outside. lei on Parle Francois -
In he went and told the assistant In
French %hat he wanted. But that as
sistant knew no language except Eng
lish, and another who came to help
him was just as far at sea
But the proprietor was an intelligent
man, and he knew at once from the
cut of the customers clothes that he
was speaking French.
Leave him TO me-" he said, with a
Superior smile.
Then, forming megaphone with bis
hands, he shouted in the Frenchman's
ear:
Our assistant who speaks French is
out at lunch. You'll have to waitT'-
London Scraps.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-24
SMnrdsnnen Of the Sea.

The swordsmen of the sea are the
sawfisher, spearfishes, sailfishes. sword
fishes and the narwhal, with its spiral
II twisted straight tusks. The saw
fishes iRhahit the warmer seas. while
the narwhal Is a creature of the arctic,
The tuSk of the narwhai is hollow
nearly to the point and Is spiraliy
grooved. II uses it's tusk as a weapon
of defense and to plunge through the
ice to breathe. the narwhal being a
cetacean. Sometimes when a boat has
been caught in the ice great damage
has been indicted by the inquisitive-
ness or laundering of this great erea-
ture. that sometimes reaches a length
of fifteen feet, with a tusk Of from six
to ten feet in length As a rule. how
ever. the narwhal uses its tusk for the
purpose Of killing fish for food In the
castle of Rosenberg the kings Of Den
mark have long possessed a magnifi-
cent throne made OF tusks of this
cetacean- These tusks are harder and
whittier than ivory.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-24
The Ananias Story.

Go to church and hear the pastor, In
his pulpit large and wide, tell about
the dread disaster that o'erwhelmed
the man who lied. 1t was Colonel
Ananias, who In days loag dead and
gone, shocked his neighbors iwho were
pioos) when he put the truth in pawn
All. he took the truth and hauled 1t
through the exnders and the slack, and
he slugged Ii, and he mauled it, and he
split II up the back; so some bears
came up and ate him. at the prophets
stern command, and the generations
hate him as they march adown the
land he was cast into q furnace that
was full OF coal and wood, and be NUT
tered, This wiz learn u.s. Cfor his
grammar wasn't good) In the Red
seas depths be waliewed- with his
chariots and men, TIL q whale came up
and swallowed him, and he felt seedy
then Let rs therefore shun the fable
and the foolish. futile lie; do the best
tsat we are able, camp In heaven sy
and oy-ERperia Gazette.