Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-03-20
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SHARPS AND f rs

III H BILLY BOUNCE y 3
HUMAN HOGS
There others Strange Yet nearly every
day meet with the human hog who iagnes
being the face Of the earth who entitled
alton q You never railroad but
against this kind Of occupy
seats and to think it is entitled to the whole
disturbed the least and children
into seat And right you may
Of the who has such opinIon
It be that he has been
county which he manner and
ated ego to give the impression inpor
tant doubt he n his own estimation Not n,anv
minded people like this kind Of Character
Important only n his mind Don't forget
millions Of others
"A Dutchman addressing his dog said; was only a
dog but wish Ivas Ven init Bed
round dee times und 60 bed H. to
lock up clock und put er cat out d
dress minese und scods baby
cries und haf to walk him und maybe
go to sleep i time to ged again Ven ged up
stretch yourself und scratch couple Of you
hat to light der der tt mid wife alretty
und maybe ged breakfast Youmaybe bay day
und hat blenty of fun. day
trouble Ven die, you die that
yeti
We win take off auburn haired woman who
preside the destes Of the
tanly brick when buttng political games and
getting the She has taken the insrgnt
county landed the county printing now
she has secured from Gov. Crawford the
board ofcharites and pick up per day
expenses from the state While have very
or her Y business way we cannot help but admire her
and live all had wife like that could stay
make the buekWheat cakes Sis you're brick and entitled
to wear the pants in your family.
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T to of exchanges sqnm in an
effort to offend The newspaper that published So
asto offend is jewel and the editor entitled pair
gold wings Human constituted that like
Others ripped up the others take
eight years pay pet
stop their paper when they get statement Of others
don't It not n the province Ct to please everybody
and the editor extract consolation
4 himself failed to please everybody when earth-Ex
Get four delegates any Of message
which the telephone leader in Han
county Wednesday, night The day Crawford
in Sioux Falls claimed flour votes Hamn though
whole delegation had been long and ALWAYS
credited to the stalwart column Is there going
Alderman G. =. Lester viii be over both Messrs
Thomas and Martin for the mayorat People appreciate the
good work he has done would like rs see
him OF our city He has done good hard work
the city Of Watertown his official capacity as alderman than
any other man who sat the council Merit
I and we believe it will
Why should the people Dakota be requested to
elect to the United States Senate who lodged
pillar in his desire BY the
who has proved his mette than elect that
stand thirty minutes without itchng return Senator
tg to the United States Senate and By the
asecret compac t.
Why horse afraid Of automobile? Kansas spinser
explains the horses mental kenng animals feel
ngs to the sensations she would experience she should see
ning toward hes pair Of trousers without
one at this distance twoud that this mind would
i be disappointment other than fright.
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Sis has got poor old Cassie Chadwick skinned nile When
/ It comes tc the eg-puling process Ss . ss
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