Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1908-05-29
GLOBE SIGHTS.

concert.
When man says. nice thing about
you, to be polite, don't let it swell
your head.
One ofAthe hardest things in the
world for man to do who is stuck
up, is to get down.
There are lots of fine places to
spend vacation, considering there
are SO few vacations.
People who keep their money tied
up in stockings, usually believe in
ghosts and fairy tales.
An open piano is always an invita-
ton.
No one expects that his grave will
be neglected.
Every man loses a great deal that
he never owned.
loo many mon honor women and
abuse their wives
A man abuses his stomach more
than he does his enemies.
Give any man all the liberty he
wants, and he will go to hell.
We heard a man of fifty referred to
today as young man." Thanks.
Every mother of boy knows how
much arnica you can get for dime.
None of the things described as
heavenly" are to be found in
heaven.
A great many people who require
references" should give them in
stead.
The religion of good many people
who have low foreheads is not far
removed from spiritualism.
A man is young only so long as he
can run up steps without putting for
breath when he gets to the top.
Every man thinks that it is his
strong will alone that prevents his
troubles from driving him mad.
A woman never wipes her nose, if
you notice. She softly pats it.
man never wipes his, either; he blows
it,
Every bride imagInes that her love
for her husband surrounds him like q
stone wall in the midst OF his temp
tations.
When anyone gives boy niokle,
his mother always screams: "What
do you sayl'' He never thinks of it.
himself.
There is at least one good thing
about sick husband, he doesn't hiIt,
and his wife knows where to find him
at night.
The worst thing about death is that
it leaves its victim without a single
tomorrow on which to put off doing
things.
The day after the gossips jump
man he appears on the street with all
his children, and takes them to an
ice cream parlor.
Sent in by wIdower:. "If man
didn't get married until everyone was
satisfied with his choice, there would
be no marrying.
Nearly every romance has sequel
which ought to serve as a danger
signal TO others of a romantic tenn
permanent, but 1t doesn't.
A boy is seriously handicapped in
his ambition to BIZ man so long as
his mother strips him every night in
order to look for bruises.
If there is such a thing as the age
question IN Sunderland, then those
who rode in the white hearse no
doubt do lot of talking about it.
A white dress should not be worn
more than one day. We are not
women, but you bet we can tell when
white dress needs washing.
An Atchisou society girl is reduced
to such extremeties for spending
money that she earns forty cents a
week by shining her fathers boots.
When it is said of child that he
is "gifted," lock thirty years into
the future, and you will see him slit
Ing on a dry goods box whiting a
stick, and talking politics.
Persplring is said to be very good
for the complexion, but there is
nothing in it, or everyone in town
would have a complexion suggestive
of peaches and cream.
When a woman is young, she will
wash all the morning aud iron all
the afternoon to have clean dress
that she will only bo able to wear
once. AS she grows older, she buys
clothes that dou't need washing.
AS we'll as a boy likes shows, he is
naturally economical In matters per
tanning to them. "A boy can get more