The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1908-01-26

They amt menny folks around this dis
'trict gittin nackache from shovelling
snow,
while driving the snow roller along the
road west OF BingvilIe one day last week
oid smaliey got cold ana numb and fell
on OF the seat and the roller past over
him and like to smashed the dayilgnts
outen him. Cid says he Thought once ne
was ghsier. He is D little mite stir ana
sore from his unusual experience, Dut
otherwise is IN good health,
Tsrisl gooafsial. more faniliarly knqwed
as ftz," presented Eph Higgins. our ac-
coMmodatin p. N. with q plug Of chew
In tobacko last Wednesday. liz" dropt u
on the p. o. floor and isph picked u up
and kept It.
fFen smiley, who has been sparkln
Tilly Watson over by Teck's ttills ana
forbidden to do same by Tilly's father,
come home last night with his coat al
tored up the back and big lump over his
eye, Hen says the Use 10 turrieie slip
perry over there.
Miss Martha Tucker Is threatened with
nervous prostrashion from readin q awful
+axcltlH book and she's only read nalI e
II, She says its 80 turrihle orful she Jest
can't resist raadin 1t and don't know
,sether her mind viii stand the spraip 20
finish II or not. Better so a little slow,
Martha, you need all the brains you've
cot,
Miss Tabltha Jones received a shirt
waist from her Aunt Sophia from Boston
last week and much to her disgust she
found 1t buttoned and unbuttoned up ana
down the back. How ennybuddy that
calls herself a. dressmaker could make
such q blunder and git 9. shirt waste
wrong side to Tabitha don't understand,
she packed Il right on with . note 20 ,hef
aunt and caikiiates somebuddy viii Sit a
settin up.
Hen weathersby Is out Of matches,
Them needing matches viii hatt to wait
until Hen orders some,
Miss PhfonIea wilkins has cold1n her
head. You'd better have one there than
in your chest, Phrcnica, You oFt 70 be
glad OF II.
Miss Mile Underwood went to the Co.
seat last week and bought herself new
hat The one she's been wearin was err
bout played out, but 1t was a right pert
hat when she bought it three years ago.
While calling on Mrs. Abe witherow to
see Abe, who was out, about paying some
thing on his back subscription. Mrs. With
crow called our attenshion to her large
geerAinumum wich is bewtiful 10 behold.
She also showd us two of her nlinee pies
she jest made and we ct one with CRATE
relish. Abe's wife Is all right IL Abe. Is
a leetle mite skrimpy with his money.
Lige Green bought a soldering outfit at
the Co. seat last week and punched some
holes in his wife's wash boiler TO show
her how Mise he could fix holes In wash
boilers. He applied the solder as PER d.
reckshions and the consumed stuff dropt
on as fast as be could pat II on, and now
he's spilled the boiler. Mrs. Green Is on
xsff&I. 4aaa nd Oh
wishes to thhnder Lige would saw wood
or kill hisself when he feels like doin
something useful.
Samantha Deevers Is not on the sick
list this week as ushual Samantha has
no excuse 70 offer for her good health.
Ezekiel Henry snodgrass. the year old
son Of our esteemed townsman. Ezekiel
snodgrass, was took Ill very suddint
tother evR with collie, but Doc. Lives
more fixed II.
Jasper Hawkins has not been around
our sanctum for quite spell back. Jasr
is probably afraid wen ask him for his
back subscripshion, but we won't. We
can't get blud outen tnrnip.
Our correspondent from Calamity Cor
ners who signs hisseif PRO Bono Pub
leo" In the Bugls, paid us q lengthy call
last Tuesday. PRO Bono took dinner
with as ana saA wsIkin all the way from
the Corners gave him a turrible appetite.
We l<nowed It afore he told us.
Milly Underwood lost a brestpin wich
her best Teller giye her Christmas and is
almost crazy erboNt It. Any person find
in brestpin of-thiA description please re-
turn II to Milly at once and receive her
heartfelt thanks and oblige.
Miss Phronicia Watkins was took sud
denly with a horrible toothache last Tues
day night Doc. L4ivernore was summoned
and responded promptly After Doc. had
pulled two OF Phronicla's teeth without
pullin the right one Phronicia got mad
and wouldn't let him try again. Doc.
however didn't charge her anythink for
his services He's a square Teller that
away. Doe. tRs