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The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
PERTINENT REMARKS.

PERTINENT REMARKS. All those who bravely do their best, Nor ever stop to sigh, Will leave a world in mourning when They tell the world goodbye. We don't need wights who make a show And fill the land with noise; Who rant so much that modesty Soon loses equipoise. We don't need persons who desire To court the spotlights glow And startle all the neghbors round By telling what they know. We don't need chaps who talk all day Of what they'd like to do, But when the time for action comes Just disappear from view. We don't need boosters, gossips or The sort of foolish fry Who trail along to form the mob At every hue and cry. We don't need citizens who tell How nations should be run. But if the truth were known on them, Are loafers- every one. We don't need men who give advice, Both morning, noon and night, Nor yet the kind who criticize With all their main and might, But never try the remedies They learnedly indorse, To galvanize the fainting state. Or raise the civic corse. In other words, for empty frauds We have but little use For taking up much room on earth | They offer slim excuse. The kind of people needed here And really worth ones while. Are those who do their duty here And do 1t with a smilel
 PERHAPS. Holland hasn't spanked Castro yet" That's so.'
 "I wonder why?'
 Maybe she thought 1t really would hurt her more than it would him."
 GENUINE. What kind of complexion has Julie?'' ''The kind you can't kiss off"
 REQUEST GRANTED. "Well, well, what have you to say
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

From the New Yofk Press
 The more you expect good fortune the more surprised you would be to get it.
 The woman that q man likes is the woman that makes him believe he does
 The people who have good time in this world wouldn't if they sat down to think about it.
 A man can get awful morbid over the political depravlty of the country If he doesn't like the /coffee his wife gives him.
 The first time woman marries she calculates her future in sentiment; the second time she estimates it ill house. hold duties.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
GETS THERE EARLY.

From the Tuscumbia Alabamian-Dis
 patch.
 The Birmingham Age-Herald is to be commended for its enterprise, as it is the first daily paper that reaches Tuscumbia the day 1t Is published. When you go to the office at go a. Tn. you will find your Age-H Herald, while the Commercial-Appe only reaches here at 9:05 a. m
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
Party SnpremacY In This Country

A writer in the Boston Herald shows that the democrats or strict construc- tionists have been in power almost as long as the republicans or liberal con- structionists The following figures cover 124 years down to 1913:
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Pete Hepburn encountered defeat at the hands, says the Chicago Record. Herald, of a country editor. The Rec ord-Herald should defines the line 1t draws between city and country edit Ors
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

ever, without having been able to get away. The point of departure of both ex- petitions is identical, and wellman found the ruins of the huts used by Andree and his companions during the days preceding their flight.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

The Kaiser will encounter unborn difficulties when he begins to cultivate the virtues of silence, but it seems to De Up to him 10 tackle and overcome those difficulties.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
QUARREL.

With a heart that was broken in twain, With eyelids heavy and red Clarissa rose up in womany rage And these words to Algernon saidi
 Go. Go. Go! And tarry no more in my sight" As a matter of fact, she was bluff
 ing, you know For they made up the following nightl
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

The real subject of interest is not so much the composition of the cabi- net as it is the makeup of the golf council or inner cabinet
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

If postmasters are to be, shot by every one who does not get the mail he wants, their calling will soon be ranked as extra hazardous.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
THE JOURNEY S END.

THE JOURNEY S END. - In the realm of sweet content. In the Kingdom ruled by joy. Smiles are ever ripping round. Troubles come not to annoy: And the days seem deubly fair To a toiler freed from tears, Who has borne an aching heart Patiently through weary years.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

The beFt way to give the farmers an uplift is to induce them to get more bushels from each acre in corn and more pounds from each cotton acre.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
SETTING HERsELF RIGHT

Lady Godiva was starting out for her celebrated ride in the altogether. Please state to the newspaper reporters" she told her maid in waiting, that 1 am not doing this to pay an election bet"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

On the ninth day after the election ten counties had not sent their returns to the state board at Montgomery.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
LOCATED.

"Where did you say Moses was when the light went out?"
 'ln Missouri looking for democratic majority"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

According to evidence before the ways and means committee of Con gress the consumption of liquor goes on just about the same.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Don't expect much from a Payne Dalzell tariff, for if you do you will surely be disappointed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Sacramento will remain the capital of California, the proposition to remove 1t to Berkeley having been turned down in a referendum.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
SIcCESS.

Who learns the way to fortune through The lessons of defeat, Shall sip awhile the cup of rue,
 But after find it sweet
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Maxine Elliott has broken the stage record by remaining single all these weeks after being divorced.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

For hearings that do not hear con- mend Us to those of the Payne-Dalzell crowd now masquerading before the public.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

It is difficult to say which is the deadlier of the two-Tennessee politics or Tennessee night riders.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

The Reichstag is endeavoring to ex- plain to the Kaiser that discretion in the exercise of the vocal chords is needfnl.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
HIS EXCUSE.

HIS EXCUSE. There once did live A poet wight Who got tanked up Most every night, And when his wife Would ask him why, He'd answer, as He winked one eye, Because there's in Spiration, dear, In whisky straight And lager beer
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
NOT SURPRISING.

He piled his ladylove with ices And what was the result?" He got a frost.'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

To make himself wholly sensational President Roosevelt should go to Af- rica in an aeroplane.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

The clergymen who have not seen Salome are not fully equipped to de- clare the part indecent
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

The guns that hunters carry nowa- days carry mile. and men are some times mistaken for squirrels.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

How sour sweet music is, When time is broke and no proportion kept! So is it in the music of mems lives.
 king Richard II.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Arkansas Gazette Comments or Soutn- ern4 democratic newspapers on the result of the presidential election are interesting reading. All the southern papers were in line this time and all supported Bryan.
 The Birmingham Age-Herald says, in speaking of ''the landslide for Taft
 It was due to the desire of business men to have the smallest possible amount of friction in governmental matters and to have the largest possible amount of boosting for general business.
 The victory is a business mans vic tory. on the deep conviction that MT. Tafts wide and varied experience and judicial temperament are the best calcu- lated to lead to good business results and the development of confidence. Business men believe that William Howard Taft is a safe. sound man, not given to out bursts, but wholly controlled by sense of duty and a profound knowledge of law.
 This is why they in all parts of the country. even in the south, voted for MT Taft regardless of party lines. It is this that created the Taft landslide.
 The Birmingham paper, published in a region that depends upon coal and iron mines. steel works and other such indus tries. says it believes Fin democratic prin- ciples and the old historic party, but it desires above all else at this time res- toration of business activity and business confidence"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES

for yourself?" asked the judge test fly.
 "Gimme a little time. can't cher?' All right, thirty days
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Afr. Taft will now try to live down the partiality that Chancellor Day eX- presses for him.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Hisgen declines to become an editor. The making of axle grease suits him better.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Tennessee should second the demand for a disarmament congress.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
NEEDED A PAIR.

"A man gave me a cuff yesterday" Did you mop up the earth with him?' No; I told him I wouldn't have any use for it unless he'd give me the other one"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

The golf council will supersede the tennis cabinet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

From the Indianapolis News. "Ah. har' said the lover, His attitude fine. 'The lips that kiss Fido Shall never kiss minel'
 Birmingham Age-Herald. "Ah. ha," said the maiden With giggle of glee. ''rhe lips that kiss liquor Shall never kiss me-
 Florida Times-U Union, "Ah, ha!e said the microbe, With snicker and sniffle, Just wait till none's lookingi Such talk is all piffle."
 Indianapolis News.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

King Leopold's Congo trust is about to be dissolved.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Florida Times Union: According to the Birmingham Age-Herald, Taft did not lose many votes because of his adher- enee to the Unitarian denomination. In this country church, tests play little part in politics. The Age-Herald might also have stated that Joe Cannon seems to have lost no votes by being damna- tionist
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

 1 The Kaiser will encounter unborr difficulties when he begins to cultivate the virtues of silence, but it seems tc be Up to him 10 tackle and overcome those difficulties.
 The best way to give the farmers ar upift is to induce them to get more bushels from each acre in corn ana more pounds from each cotton acre.
 
 If postmasters are to be- shot by every one who does not get the mail he wants, their calling will soon be ranked as extra hazardous. l The real subject of interest is not so much the composition of the cabi net as it is the makeup of the golf 1 council or inner cabinet.
 
 According to evidence before the ways and means committee of Con gress the consumption of liquor goes M Just uDOub lue SdIle. Sacramento will remain the capital of California; the proposition to remove 1t to Berkeley having been turned down in a referendum.
  The Reichstag is endeavoring to ex- plain to the Kaiser that discretion in the exercise of the vocal chords is needful
 For hearings that do not hear con- mend Us to those of the Payne-Dalzell crowd now masquerading before the public.
 The guns that hunters carry nowa- days carry a mile. and men are some times mistaken for squirrels.
 
 Maxine Elliott has broken the stage record by remaining single all these weeks after being divorced.
  It is difficult to say which is the deadlier of the two-Tennesse politics or tennessee night riders.
  The clergymen who have not seen Salome are not fully equipped to de- clare the part indecent
  To make himself wholly sensational President Roosevelt should go to Af- rica in an aeroplane.
  Mr Taft will now try to live down the partiality that Chancellor Day eX- presses for him.
 --s.------- Hsgen declines to become an editor. The making of axle grease suits him better
 Tennessee should second the demand for a disarmament congress. King Ieopold's Congo trust is about to be dissolved.
  The golf council will supersede the tennis cabinet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
NEVER.

If a cannibal should bite Roosevelt in pen@'
 ''The cannibal would never smile again."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Savannah Press: The animals in our zoos should be treated tenderly, says the Birmingham Age-Herald, for MT Roose- velt is about to exterminate the species to which they belong.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

REPLIES A magazine writer tells how to treat chaperon. That depends a great deal on whether the chaperon likes candy, highballs or cigarettes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14
AGE-HERALD ECHOES

Youngstown Telegram: The Brming- ham Age-Herald sagely suggests that the jaelxies get tlseir laundry done up be- fore leaving China.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Washington Bureau Herald, 1421 c street, \. W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Airships will not be found available in making the flight from this world to the next.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-11-14

Savannah Press: The Birmingham Age Herald thinks ''the country will be full of prophets today who are without honor in anybody's country"
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

FREDERICK A. HOLMES & CO.,
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
FOR sALE-Bus1NEss PROPERTY

|. HERE IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO GET
PIECE OF BUSINESS PROPERTY ON .:
SPRING ST FOR THE LEAST MONEY nI1,
THAT IT CAN EVER BE BOUGHT - 6O[s; ~;
yOTT KNOW THAT PROPERTY ON SPRING
STREET is INCREASING IN VALUE ALL ALL
THE TIME, AND THAT IT is ONLY ONCE
IN A LONG TINE THAT YOU CAN BUY II
BELOW VALUE, BUT SOMEBODY Is GO
ING TO GET BARGAIN HERE If THEY
DO NOT WAIT TOO LONG AND THE
OWNER DECIDES TO RAISE THE
PRICE TO WHAT OTHERS WITH THE
SAME CLASS OF PROPERTY ARE ASK
ING FOR THEIRS. THIS LOT Is 565sxi9o
FEET. AND Is BRINGING IN A FAIR IN
COME THIS CAN BE BOUGHT FOR LESS
MONEY THAN ANY LIKE PIECE OF
PROPERTY ON SPRING STREET CAN BE
HAD FOR TODAY.
COME IN AND LET US HELP YOU TO
MAKE % PER CENT ON YOUR MONEY IN
SIDE OF A YEAR. YOU CAN DO IT IF
YOU WILL SECURE THIS BARGAIN NOW.
YOU CAN ALSO GET GOOD TERMS ON
THIS IF YOU WISH IT.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

Chicken ranch in the Inglewood poultry
colony, miles from ocean and a mile from
electric car. Two acres, 4-room California
house l acre In chicken corrals and houses
a brooder house for 400 chicks, grain house.
store house and a COW shed. $50 prize win
ming chickens, Buff Leghorn and Wyandotte,
incubator, family orchard of 80 young trees
truck garden, domestic water $3.50 month;
price $3.50; $3.50 cash.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
so ACRES FOR EXCHANGE

30 minutes ride on Santa Ana Electric
car line in Orange county. deep sedi-
ment soil; flowing water; one of the finest
alfalfa propositions in the county; one
mile from shipping station; new bunga-
low cottage. Cash value $3.50 per acre.
Want home In western part of city Don't
submit equities or Inflated values.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
FOR SALE

We have two excellent pieces Of i'm
proved property. close in ON East Fifth
street. which you car have at a bargain
and which will bring you good interest on
your money. You can also get good terms
on this and a low rate of interest on
deferred payments If you wish time on
part of It.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
FOR SALE

Corner of 18th and Hill, 1s4 feet on
TIiu and IS feet on 18th street This can
be had at a bargain on easy terms. or
will put in other property and exchange
for something closer In with more expen-
sive improvements.
This lot is improved with ten-room
house. which is rented for a good price.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

20 acres, finely improved; 5-room modern,
nearly new house, windmill, two-story tank
house; small barn, horse wagon. harness and
COW; house well furnished, ready to move
into Price $4,000; u cash.
10 acres near Santa Ana; house, orchard.
horse, wagon and COWS; only $500; $500 cash.
balance easy terms.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
FOR SALE

six-roon modern house, all in frst class
condition; barn, etc; lot 50x1s5. This
can be had for only $500 cash and the
balance like rent. This is in one OF the
hest residence districts, and for price and
terms cannot be equaled. Find out about
this at once and you will not be sorry.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
HOr11eSeekerS

Before deciding on country lands see
ours. We absolutely own and control our
own lands, 5, 10 and 20-acre tracts. under
irrigation, now ready to plant; free water
soil deep. rich level; healthfuI climate
absolutely no malaria; plenty of water
ideal for oranges lemons peaches, grapes,
alfalfa. all fruits and vegetables; fine
school; close to prosperous town and on
main line OF S. p railroad. We can show
you and put you in personal touch with
many easterners who have located on our
lands and are making a good living.
Come and get our illustrated circular and
talk Il over. Plenty of work for buyers,
S. F. B. MORSE DEVELOPMENT
COMPANY.
bS1 s Spring St. Los Angeles, Cal
11-7-x-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

FOR SALE-LOIS
acre in the manufacturing district at
bargain This lot has a spur track along
one side 2s9 feet long. The owner is In
need OF ready money and has offered this
at a price that will surprise you. If you
will pay about Y cash you can get long
time on the balance at per cent interest.
This Will double in value inside Of year.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
FOR sALE-RooM1NG HOUSES

% ROOMS, CLOSE IN, ON HILL ST.
ONLY s575; $3.50 CASH AND BALANCE IN
SMALL MONTHLY PAYMENTS. THIS
PLACE SOLD FOR $3.50 CASH LESS THAN
THREE MONTHS AGO; OWNER is SICK
AND MUST GIVE 1T UP.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
FOR SALE

4o-foot lots in the S. W. part Of the city
for only $50 cash and $40 per MONTH IN IN
cludInQ interest Here is a chance to get
a good residence lot cheap and on terms
that are in the reach OF everybody Build d
a barn on the rear II you cannot anord
to build a good house at present ana save
rent. LOOK THIS UP.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

FURNITURE OF A 1O-RooM HOUSE ON
GRAND AVE THIS is ALL FIRST CLASS,
NEW FURNITURE. MAHOGANY, BIRDS
EYE MAPLE AND QUARTER SAWED
OAK; ADMINISTER RUGS AND EVERY
THING FIRST CLASS. CAN BE BOUGHT
FOR ABOUT HALF OF WHAT 1T Is
WORTH. RENT ONLY sS6 PER MONTH.
HOUSE is MODERN AND IN FIRST
CLASS CONDITION.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
EOP SALE

FOR SALE
Two houses on one lot a fve-room on
the front and a three-room on the rear.
The owner lives in the front one and
rents the rear for So per month. This Is
a large lot 541sx174h to an alley. THE
be had on terms of only $3.50 cash and
the balance like rent at only per cent
interest
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

Here IS a snap. Relish route, clearing $40
nor week This is guaranteed. VIII take
party right on the wagon for a week and
prove to him what he says Is So Coco
horse and wagon. This can be mad tor onlS
5000 Cheapest thing you ever saw
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

one OF these is a corner 6sx125 and the
other is next to the corner and is 6ON1oO
making a total frontage on Fifth street
of lOs feet You cannot beat this for
price and location.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

s2e00-1O acre suburban ranch, excellent soil,
plenty of water good Groom house, barn and
chicken corrals Ideal for poultry and
gardening; convenient to steam and electric
cars, and only miles from Redlands. One
horse, buggy, wagon and tools included; no
trade considered; price is sacrificed for cash.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

20 acres: y to whlnuts full bearing;
acres set to young valencia oranges; acres
vacant this is a most excellent buy at $lo,-
800; about " cash.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

20 acres a to walnuts, balance oranges,
and full bearing; 7-room house. we'll. wind
mill and tank; water stock goes with the
land; farming implements. etc. This is
good investment; brings good income; Id
cash, balance to suit
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
Real Estate, Loans, Exchanges
Rentals and Insurance
1856 SOUTH SPRING STREET
PHONE BROADWAY 255o
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
For Sale. For Rent.
For Exchange Money 10 LOdAA
BUSINESS CHANCES

laundry route, clearing Sl2O per non.n, on'.n,
has good horse and new wagon, bhis rou'e
is in a strictly residence district
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

interest in manufacturing business, only a
small amount of cash needed, and chance
to make big money. This is something that
has no competition and Will not. Can prove
to anyone that this is just what We say II
ls Here is a chance Of lifetime.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

FOR EXCHANGE
s15 ono interest In a high Los Angeles In
dustriaI corporation, free and clear of debt,
and making money; want an orange grove
for about same value.
$780, clear. so acres of fine fruit or vege-
table land & miles from town and railroad IN
san Bernardino countp; want a good build
ing lot in West Los Angeles might pay cash
difference Of $500 If lot suited
A1. 800 in and per cent bonds for piece
of close in Los Angeles business property:
must be well located and worth the price
asked; equities considered.
LOANS
We have $4,000 to loan for to years on
improved Los Angeles city property,
Wanted to borrow, $500 for two years
Glendale property worth sl2,5eO; will pay
per cent interest.
FOR SALE
Business block in Glendale on prominent
corner leased for two years at S35 per month.
VIII sacrifice for $500 cash.
s26OO-10 acre suburban ranch. excellent soil
plenty of water, good 6-room house, barn and
chicken corrals. Ideal for poultry and
gardening; convenient to steam and electric
cars, and only miles from Redlands. One
horse, buggy, wagon and tools included;
trade considered price is sacrificed for cash.
1s% acres beautifully located the best
kept boulevard out of Riverside; 10 acres I'm
oranges. 6A acres in deciduous fruit and
orange land. Cheapest water right in River
side; $1,000 crop now on trees goes with the
place. No trade considered owner is
rihcing to raise money! price $500; terms
s45oo cash, remaining $4,000 two years at
per cent.
in fruit, balance garden and yard; s-room
residence. barn. carriage house and bunga-
low for help; 25 shares of water stock;
blocks from electric line; excellent soil,
ready to subdivIde at any time. viii take
$500; terms S4500 cash, remaining $4,000 two
years at per cent This is a sacrifice price
on this place. The property is worth in cash
S12500.
j. N. Williams
q Co.
3mA T wv Hon1rON am
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
FOR RENT

Large store on Main street; well lighted
brick building; close in; only SIS per month.
Maple avenue, between Seventh and Eighth
streets, Groom house, only S25 per month.
Q rooms, furnished, modern house; on
Grand furniture first class and nearly new;
large lot; rent only $50 per month.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
FOR SALE

Business block In Glendale on a prominent
corner leased for two years at S35 per month.
VIII sacrifice for $500 cash.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

Shoe repair business In fine location ana ana
doing q fine business This can De hau III
only s125 If sold at once.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

Grocery and meat market close in, doing
a big business, all cash and no delivering
Large store building and finely fitted up.
Will sell both together or separate. Price for
both $2500, or will invoice.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
FOR EXCHANGE

FOR EXCHANGE ,-.
20 acres of unimproved land at Lanker-
SHIN, y mile north OF Hewitt station on the
S. p. r. r.: between Burbank ana Fernahdo'
oil 6rst ola ss soil; no sand or rocks will ex-
change for cottage and lot; will assume.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

A FIRST CLASS LITTLE RESTAURANT.
OPEN ALL NIGHT AND DOING A FINE
BUSINESS. ONLY A SMALL AMOUNT
OF CASH NEEDED TO HANDLE THIS.
FIFTY OTHER BUSINESS CHANCES,
LARGE AND SMALL; ALL KINDS AND
DESCRIPTIONS.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

A nice little restaurant, doing fine bust
ness This place has tables counter and
two private boxes. Can be bought Tor only
$500. SNAP. Rent only SIS per month
with lease