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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
EVERYBODY HAPPY.

Eseryboay's happy as far as I kin see,
Though when 1t comes to reasons we are
bound to disagree.
Folks that talk prosperity are happy for
the cheer
That comes when crops are loomin' up
in plenty far an near.
Happy cause the country's got mate
rails an men
To take whatever starts out wrong an
set it right again,
Happy for the present, which is silencin'
regret,
An happy for the future. which is look
In better yet.
OF course. we don't pretend that life IL
all . grand. sweet song;
But folks can't sing forever; they are
bound to tire fore long.
But there's room for everybody in this
big old world Of ours,
An those that like the briars, they kin
easy dodge the flowers.
There ID always some one comm out
st1rrin' up q row
That Will bring q passin' wrinkle to the
most oontented brow
An some OF u Is happy cause the bless
ms fall 10 thick, s
M some Of US Il happy, cause we've
got Q chance to kick.
-Washington Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
A. L. COLE is DEAD.
Succumbs to Bright's Disease at SAM
benite, Texas.

Minneapolis, March 9.-Albert s..
Cole, Republican candidate for gov
rho in the last campaign, died
Thursday at sanbenite, Tex, of &C
ute Bright's disease. Although he
had been sick several months it was
not considered by his immediate
friends that death was near. He suf-
fered from i'll health during the cam
paign, and at its close he went to
Florida and other southern points.
He finally gave up active business
and went to Texas.
Mr.. Cole, with his wife, whom he
married In his old home, St. Law
renee county, New York, settled in
Fergus Falls in 1881. He established
a store at Fergus Falls and later
owned stores at Motley, Walker, Axe
ley and Pequot. The store at the
latter place is the only one he re-
tanned after his health failed.
He is survived by a widow and one
daughter, Mrs. John Andrus. Inter.
ment will be at Fergus Falls.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
DEPUTY IS killed,
WARDEN WOUNDED
PRISONERS IN MONTANA STATE
PENlTENTiARY ARE SHOT
DOWN IN A FIGHT.
Third Prisoner Runs at First Sound
Of Battle but is Captured. Trivial
l~nfraction Of Rules Supposed Part
Of Plot to Escape.

Deer Lodge, Mont, March 9.-War-
den Frank Conley Of the Montana
state penitentiary, was dangerously
wounded yesterday morning and his
first assistant warden John Robinson
was killed, when three life ~oonviotss
George Rock, W.. q. Hayes and an
other whose name is not given made
q dash for liberty.
Robinson's throat was cut snd The
jugular vein severed. Conley'D throat
was gashed and he was stabbed sev.
eral times before he was able to draw
his revolver and shoot Conviots Rock
and Hayes.
The attack and attempted escape
had long been planned by Rock and
Hayes who were cellmates. Both
were armed with penknives sharpen
ed like razors.
The three oonviots were brought to
the office Of the prison by Deputy
Warden Robinson, to be tried for
some trivial infraotion Of the rules,
and Conley was waiting to sit in
Judgment.
The moment the men entered the
office door Rock turned swiftly upon
Robinson, who was closing the door
behind the men, and quickly drawing
a knife, he began slashing at the
deputy warden's throat.
His throat was cut wide open and
he sank to the floor dying at the
same moment. Hayes drew q knife
and started for Oonley. The latter re-
treated = Ne ear Of the office, but
before he could draw his gun, Hayes
had slashed his throat, cutting him
from the left ear to q point under the
| chin.
The convict seeing his intended
victim getting away, grappled with
him and stabbed him several times in
the shoulder and the groin.
Although bleeding terribly, Conley
managed to draw his gun and fired
four times with the weapon pressed
against Hayes abdomen.
AS Hayes sank TO the floor, Rock
rushed at Conley, who emptied the re.
naming cartridges into Rock and the
latter also went down.
The third convict, who had been
called into the Office, took to his
heels at the first Of the battle, but
was quickly captured and placed in
his cell. The authorities refused tc
give out his name until they had in.
vestigated whether he was concerned
in the plot. How the convicts,
Hayes and Rock, secured possession
of the knives is q mystery.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
TWIN CITY

Minneapolis, March 2.
Wheat-No. I northern, $1.o9 mo. q
northern, $1,o7. May s1.oe1. Oats
No. 3 white, 400; Corn-No. 8, $50
Barley-No. 4, $40. Rye-No. 8, 100
Flax seed.-No. 1, 91.16. Butter
Creamery, extras, SOC; hrsts, ESQ.
dairy, fancy, 22c. seconds 200;
Poultry-Turkeys, 12c, chickens l0u;
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
DAYS Of Trial,

Days Of Trial.
Old Santa Claus we've sought to paint
AS good and kind as could be;
II he Is not q perfect saint,
The Christmas shopper should be.
Washington Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
Busy.

Busy.
Are you working hard these days?"
asked one New Yorker.
Eyes," answered the other.
;" haven't seen you at the Office"
mo; n day I've been busy get
ting my money out Of the bank for
fear the f1nanciers would get it, and
the next I've been busy putting it back
for fear the burglars would get IT,
Washington Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
sTAGGERs OUT; ROOF FALLS.
Aged Woman Very Narrowly Escapes
Cremation.

Lacrosse, Wis, March feeble
with age, Mrs. Adam Doerr, occupy
ing a farm home alone q few miles
south of Viroqua, managed to escape
after neighbore believed her body
was charred in the ruins. The house
collapsed few moments after the aged
woman staggered from the flaming
structure. She is seventy-eight years
old and mother of Mrs. Neill McLeen
of one of the leading families of YER
non county,.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
Eoreseen

Foreseen.
$50 your town has gone for prohi.
bition."
Eyes, SIR" said Col. Stilwell of Ken
lucky, q little stif1y.
;" suppose you are a little sur
prised."
mot at all. For a long time I have
said the liquor was getting to be so
poor that a gentleman might almost
as well, drink Observation-Disclosures
Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
Tho Kind That Don't Behave

Alice-1ts a fine thing to have good
eyes.
Alicia-Yes; but it's lots better to
have naughty ones.-Judge.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
False Alarm.

Wife (time, midnight)-Hark! Illus.
band! Wake up! l hear the rustling
Of silk and the .clank Of chains.
Husband-You do? Horrors! Then
the reports are true. I was told this
house al haunted.
Wife (much relieved)-Oh, is that
all? I was afraid FIdo had broken
loose and was tearing my new ball
dress.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
Violation of Contract.

A young Irish matron, who was q
believer in the variety that is the
spice Of life, surprised everyone by
bringing her inoffensive spouse.
When questioned by the sedate Judge
for cause for legal separation, she
said:
When Mike married me he swore
he would die for me, and-and he
hasn't died yit."-Judge.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
Robbed While He Slept,

Grand Forks, N. D. March IN.
N. Viste, a Minneapolis man who had
been working in North Dakota, was
robbed Of $50 In cash, a note for 800
and a coat and vest while sleeping in
the Columbia hotel.
He left his door unlocked and the
thief had an easy time.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
A Close Contest.

A Close Contest.
my neighbor on one side is a young
father and on the other a music-mad
amateur, and between their praises of
their respective possessions. 1 am
nearly crazy"
Whats the troubles"
One has a grand baby and the
other, a baby grand."-Balt!more
American.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
The Main Ihinu

She '(earnestly)-Reginald, would
you die for me?
He (rapturously) - Darling, you
know I would!
She (artlessly)-Reggy, how much
life insurance do you carry?-Balti.
more American.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
Subtle Retort.

Prospective Lodger-Are you to be
let with the lodgings?
Maid-No; I am to be let alone
Judge.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12
Forced Upon Them.

z. Secretary (of bad trust)-I am sorry
to say that the cost of getting out u
product has Increased ten per cent.
President (of same)-I deeply re-
gret It. The public will blame US now
for the increase of 40 per cent. which
we shall be u%navoidably compelled to
make in our prices.-Chicago Tribune.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-03-12

"They say that poor old Dick has
water o. the BRAIN,
Great Scot! How did he develop
that"
What, the water?"
mo, the brain"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
Our 1908 Easter Cards

We are now displaying one of the
handsomest lines of Easter Cards this
season that has ever been offered to
the trade. These are cut out crosses
in variety of shapes, decorated with
spring flowers, angels, and illuminated
texts. The folders are shown in many
styles, exquisitely colored and design
ed. One of the daintiest is a series OF
ten designs with delicate green bor-
ders and green palm leaf cross with
few flowers in the center. The in
scription inside is printed in colors ahd
gold.
Among the novelties there are cut
out rabbits that have moving eyes,
and also a large hen sitting on a bas-
ket with holes in it, behind which is
a moving card showing chickens peep
ing out through the holes. Among the
cunningest cards for the children are
little cut out chicks all dressed in their
Easter finery.
Out of town customers would do well
to order early.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
THE INTER ISLAND FLEET.

The Tnter-Island fleet was well repre-
scented in the harbor yesterday IN the
morning after the arrival of the k-
nan there were nine steamers OF the
aeet all in one part of the haroor-
-,bare was the Mauna Kea, the Mauna
Tna. the Kinau, the Iwalanl, the
Helene, the Maui the Likelike, the w
q Hall. and the Noeau.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25

for Aberdeen, March II.
MURIEL. Am. schr., from s. r. for
Hama, Feb. 25.
NUUANU, Am. bk., Josselyn, from
Hon for n. Y, Feb. IT,
| NEBRASKAN, All. S. S., Knight,
from Hon. for S. F., Mar. 20.
NEvAI N, All. S. S., from S. F.
for He :, Mar. 20.
| NIPPON MARU, T. K. K. S. S., ar.
s. F. from Hon. Mar. 20.
o. M. KELLOGG, Am. schr.. c. Tver-
son, ar Hon. from Eureka, March 4.
ORLAND, Nor, S. s., Feb. 1, reported
chartered to bring phosphatesj from
Ocean Island; sailed from Hongkong
for Ocean Island, Feb. IL.
PUAKO, Am. bkt., Peterson, ar. Ka.
anapali from Newcastle, Feb. o.
r. c. SLADE, Am. schr., Sonerud,
from Newcastle for Hon., Feb. %.
r. P. RITHET, Am. bk., from Hon.
for S. F., Mar. "a.
ROBERT LEVERS, Am. schr.. Un-
derwood, ar. S. T. from Hon., March
q.
SANTA RITA, Am. s. s., Curtis. ar.
Port Hartford, from Kihei, March 81.
SANTA MARIA, Am. S. S., from Port
Hartford for Hon, March II.
S. c. ALLEN, Am. blk, Willer,e from
S. F. for Grays Harbor, March 10
ST. KATHERINE, Am blk, ar. S. F.
from Hilo, Mar. 13.
SHERMAN, u. S. A. T., Bruguierre,
ar. s. F. from Hon., Mar. II.
SIBERIA, p. NJ. s. s., from Hon. for
Yokohama, Mar. 16.
TEXAN, All. S. s., from Hilo for
SaIina Cruz, Mar. 12.s
THOMAS, Z. S. A. T., Lyman. from
Hon. for Guam, IIoilo and Manila,
March IA
vIRGINIAN, All. s. s., ar. Hilo from
Hon. via Kahului and Kaanapai,
Mar. %.
w. H. MARSTON, Am. schr., from
S. F. for HiIo, March Is.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
ALL THE TOWN WILL
TAKE IN IN TOWN.

The Lilliputians delighted with 1.-THE
Geisha'' again last night and the piece
was as enthusiastically received as
was the case on Monday night.
Tonight will be presented the Gaiety
comedy success, ''In Town. This play
is roar from start to finish and is
deservedly popular. The Pollards have
| the sole rights for America and it has
never been staged on the mainland but
| by them.
| The songs and choruses with which
| the piece abounds have all been new
| ~ introduced and include some of the
best specialties in the companys roper
toire.
The Heintz twins and Merle and Ivy
Pollard do song and dance called
Such a Funny Feeling which never
fails to bring down the house
Teddie Mcnamara will take the part
of Captain Arthur Goddington, Miss
Olive Moore viii appear as the Duchess
of Duffshire, and Ivy Pollard as Flo
Fanshawe, dancer at the Ambiguity
Theatre.
The matinee today will be I'm
Town.
There will be an extra matinee Of
"Florodora" on Friday and If the s..
S. Mongolia arrives early on Friday
and leaves the same day the evening
performance Of "Florodora" viii have
to be cut out.
There is some talk, however, of an
effort being made to have the steamer
stop here overnight should it be neces-
sary, in order to give those who have
reserved seats a chance to witness the
performance. It is said that num-
Der of prominent people are interesting
themselves in the matter.
Manager Joel Cohen wishes the fact
emphasized that tickets will positively
not be held after o'clock of the night
of the performance.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
THE 1RooUoIs TO-DAY.

The United states ship Iroquois Is
Axpeeted to arrive today from Midway
with the twenty marine guards from
that lonely station. All their stores
ammunition and arms are also oelns
brought here as the marine station at
Midway is being abandoned
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
HARBoR NEARLY EMPTY.

The harbor is more nearly deserted
by deep water ships than 1t mas been
for a very long time. Aside from Is
land steamers there are no steamships
in port: and aside from the Flaurenee
Ward which is stationed here, and the
small Island craft, the only sailing
vessels in the harbor are the Amy Tur-
ner which is dischargfng, and the Ed
ward Sewall and the four-masted
schooner Helene, which are loading
sugar.
The Edward Sewal began loading
about 5000 tons of sugar for Delaware
Breakwater yesterday, and the sehoon-
er Helene is loading sugar for San
'rancisco
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
THE MAUNA KEA.

The Mauna Kea started on her mi
tfal voyage on her regular run yester-
day promptly at noon to the minute:
There was an immense crowd at the
wharf to see the vessel depart. The
Hawaiian band were on hand and
played a number of selections, among
them Aloha Oe' and other compost
tons of Queen LiIiuokalani, who was
passenger by the steamship.
A splendid lima lei was entwined
around the bow of the vessel, and at
tracted considerable attention as that
is the royal color and the royal flower,
and the Queen was aboard.
President Kennedy of the company
was a passenger, going to make the
round trip on this the first voyage and
to see how the vessel makes the land
ings and the wharf at Hilo. It has
already been decided that the davits
extend too low down. and are liable
to catch on the wharf as the vessel
comes in or out of her berth. The
Honolulu Iron Works are already pre-
pairing to change this SO as to avoid
the danger.
The fact that this was the first voy-
age brought a great many people to
the wharf who do not usually come
down to see Island steamers off. There
We're many leis and altogether it was
a pleasing scene. The officers of the
vessel were all Respondent in new uni
forms. There were about seventy-six
passengers in the cabin and something
more on deck. Purser Phillips was the
recipient of many congratulations. It
is expected that the Mauna Kea will
get in very early next Saturday morn
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
MAUNA LoA's ARRIVAL.

The Inter-Tsland steamer Mauna Loa
arrived at o'clock yesterday morning
from Kona and Kau with consider
able number of passengers and wide
assortment of freight. Among those
who returned by her was DR.. E. T.
Phillips the bee expert. and D. L. Van
Dine, who have just returned from a
tour of the apiaries of Hawaii and
Maui Rev. E. s. Timoteo, Rev. o. H
Guliek and Rev. w. R. Oleson, re-
turned from attending the meeting of
the Evangelical Association of Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
THE HILoNIAN DEPARTS.

With every cabin filled and freight
in her hold to the limit of capacity,
the Matson steamship Hilonian sailed
yesterday morning at ten o'clock from
the eompany's wharf, the foot Of
Bethel street. There was an unusually
large number of people at the wharf
to see the vessel depart. She left the
wharf, as she always does, promptly
on the minute.
1t has been arranged between the
wireless operator of the Hilonian and
Expert "A A. IsbeI1, that communica-
ton shall be kept up between the ves-
sci and the wireless station at Bar
ber's Point as long as it is possible
for it to be. The two men have made
very careful arrangements as to sig
mails and messages so as to test the
both of the station and the
vessel in the completest manner pos
ell
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25

*NE. and S. S. and NE.
Note.-Barometer readings are COR
rected for temperature, instrumental
errors. and local gravity. and reduced
IN sea level. Average cloudiness stated
IN scale from to 10. Direction OF
wind is prevailing direction during -
hours ending at p. m Velocity OF
Wind 10 average velocity in miles per
hour. II indicates trace Of rain.
~ VIM. B. sTOCKMAN.
aectfnr Director
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25

Get a copy of Picturesque Honolulu
70 send to your friend in the states
Fifteen cents copy ready for maliing
IT, IN the best souvenir ever issued hera
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
THE KINAU RETURNS.

The Inter-Island steamer Kjnau
which left last Saturday with the
standard Oil snip Astral in tow for
Hilo. returned yesterday forenoon
ahout II o'clock The two over was
without incident arriving Monday,
March %. The seas We're smooth the
whole distance and the weather good
The Kinau will now undergo a thor
ough overhaulfng, both Of hull and en-
gines. and be put in perfect order be-
fore. being put on the Kauai run. 1t
has not been absolutely settled yet, put
Il is. probable that the 'Kinau will take
fbe Mikahala run, though it will prob
abIv be a couple of weeks before she
goes on that run.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
TIDES. SUN AND MOON.

Last quarter of the moon March 70.
The tides at Kahulut and Hilo occur
about one hour earlier than at Homo
lulu.
Hawaiian standard time is 10 hours
no minutes slower than Greenwich
time. being that of the meridian OF iof
degrees thirty minutes. The time Wnls-
tie blows at 1880 p. m, which 10 the
same as Greenwich, 0 hours minutes
SUN and moon are for local time for
the whole group.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-03-25
WILL CLEAN MANCHURIA.

sAN FRANCISCO, March 15.-The
work of discharging the cargo brought
fran, the Orient by the big liner Man
ot,,ria last Friday was proceeding
brisxIv Yesterday and viii be finished
eo,,a time tomorrow. Tuesday the
,Isnehuria will go into the Hunters
point srv dock for cleaning and over
1,a1,1ing Owing to the dirty state or
the big liners hull she made slow tune
IN bar last voyage from Honolulu and
her dirty condition is explained by the
eac+ that for the past eight months she
tas mot been locked. AT the time OF
~ ranairs at the Union Iron WORKS
aaba Law for two months without clean
no while as a rule the vessels or
The company are dry docked for clean
The National tribune., 1908-05-28
THE MOUND AT MOUNDsVILLE, w
VA, IN DANGER.

1t Is with regret that we learn that
the historic mound at MoundsyilIe. w.
Va, will be destroyed by its owner un-
less ne can sell it for a good price. This
mound, which is some IS feet high
and 900 feet in circumference, is the
largest of those mysterious monuments
of vanished race. 1t stands near the
banks of the Ohio River and near the
mouth of Grave Creek, which makes
one of the best gateways thru the Allie
gheny Mountains. This would seem to
imply that it was built for fertilization
purposes in the days when the people
in the Ohio Valley We're at war with
those on the Atlantic Coast. The mound
is of conicaI form, and when a tunnel
was driven into il in 1898 two burial
vaults were found. containing skeletons
and copper ornaments The owner of
the mound Is d. +. McFadden, who has
continual temptation to cut it up into
building lots. AS Moundsville is rapidly
growing. there would be a quick sale of
these at good prices. He has threat
ened several times to plat it and offer
1t for sale, but has been induced 10
delay.
The Department of West Virginia, G.
A. r.. took the matter up at its Annual
Encampment at Wheeling. The En-
campment. the w. II. c. and the Ladies
of the G. A. r. adopted resolutions
pledging assistance in saving the
mound.
State Superintendent of Free Schools
Thomas S. Miller has started a move
ment thruout the State for a Mound
Day" His plan is for each school in
the State to give public entertainment
on day selected, the proceeds to go
into fund for purchasing the mound
The National tribune., 1908-05-28

the Grand Army. which meets in Tole-
do next August. l am not equal to the
great labor involved in such an under.
taking. / think n better policy, and
more sure of results, would be- to have
the old comrades secure pledges from
the nominees for Congress in the $50
districts of the Northern States In
Democratic districts secure pledges from
the Democratic nominees, and from
Republican nominees in Republican dis
tricts. And it behoovcs the comrades
everywhere TO see to il that she next
Chief of the Grand Army
is a man in full sympathy with the rank
and file. This is the only hope for the
veterans bill / presented the greatest
array of petitions for my $1-per- day bill
on Feb 26 ever seen on the floor of
Congress. With united work in the fu-
ture by all the comrades. aided by a
wholesome public opinion. have high
hopes that the $1-a-day bill will be-
come law in the near future
The Prisoners of War Association and
the veterans would do well to join forces
in joint patriotic movement
Any comrade who desires a copy of
my speech of May 49, in Congress. in
reply to Gen. Keifer's attack. will be
supplied without price by writing me at
Toledo, O.-Isaac r. Sherwood. NJ. c..
Ninth Ohio District.