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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-01-30

rSSSo, oos mo6ten pir MIe germ,
aber es lit ni6t 70 1ei6t, 5u iagen,
mos 6as Hi6tige lit. Die Neuitao<
ter &loti6ma1tIer piiroen es pabr-
i6einlid fin iebr %lo6ensfpert erfla=
rem iperm ou @lotl6ltng beirateteit,
ober int @r1tnoe lit es bo6 ri6t ri6-
tig, einen Morlt 5t beiraten, Sen
man nibt leioelt fam, obmobl es
ole Gage gei6iebt uto Die offentlide
Morol INNER ouf Seite Der Stride
uno oes Stonbesomts Itebt. Gen
&loti6nlaulern iino mir ia iiberbonpt
crit oonn re6t, ipenm mir gan6ltd
5lt @runbe geri6tet iino."
ySSsa, oos lit mabr. @ie linb lie
in Nenitoot i6on iiber MIDI berge=
foaen. Sd g%etroltte mir foltm iiber
sic StraBe gu geben."
u9oB ser 8rin5 leoigftd oeitet=
meeen gefommen tit, itebt felt. Wir
oiirfet 11ns oieien boben 8elu6 nidt
ais Elm &ompliment fir uniere 2ie-
ben%sniiroigfeit nto @n5iebltngsfraft
o~ltslege1t. ST bat port meinem Wean-
he erfobreft, boB ou bier ieieit. Mein
Meonlt freilid] lit balb uno bolb ee=
neiat, at oenfen, ieine 8ferbe ieien
nod on5ie6enber o1s beine @eieu-
i6aft. 0esbalb bat er tin aad
beltte Na6mittog mitgei6leppt. Mlio
liegt Elm iiberleeter Hlan bei Dem
9rin3en Dor uno lit nidt mr. BET
eurem @ieoerieben Die olte Slamme
nell emporgeldoiien. gr meint es
ernitli6 ltllo ct fonl1 feinen beiieren
8erpeis oofiir geber, als oaB er
iei1e 8erlobltng nit Hrin5eiiin Cutie
oufbebt. Rnr ebert ot fpeiBt
i6on, mas id iogen milf"
Srma nidte.
ugr ~nerlongt, ooB i6 nit ibm
reiie. SIM anslono piiroen mir oonn
letd)t getraut meroen fonnen."
yGntideioe oid, folge oeinem Ser
gen, qudle oi6 nidt LANCER nit
lteberlegen. gs lit cine Sorbeit, fi6
fir @noere onf5uopfern. Wein Stint
mel, oeine gltern iperoen iid niht
totgramen, uno nit einem Grin5en
gu geben, 6at il11mer oiele Gbancett
fir 1if. @s miro einigen Sfanoal
oeben, aber iblieBli6 miro nan ein
Muge 5uoriider, uno Ser 9er5og miro
sir irgeno einen idonen Hamen nno
Sitel geben. Oh nirit ols morgo-
natiide @en1oblin immer nod oeine
bibI6e &oQe ipielen. Sd mill Dir
einen 8oriblag MAIDEN. giit ou emit
i6loiien, ia" 81 iogen uno oielen
armen perliebten Brin5en gliidlib gu
maden, 10 reiien mir beioe, ou nno
idl 5uiomn1en ab uno begeben nns
no1 Geneoig ODER ionit einem bib
i6en Yloee, mo mir freie 8%erpegnng
boben. Damn mag Der Brin5 in5tpl<
iden ieine 8erbinoung nit Ert15el=
i'm 2uiie loien nnb uns nabfommen."
gu moGteit oos mirfli6 fir MIDI
tun2"
SD BIN entibloiielL uaes 81 tnn,
mas Dir belfen fam, gliidltb gu
meroen."
.llno oei1l Mann2"
SSh bite oif, Iteae Dir ben MIR
| nift detrimental Dor. @enn er NH
leinen Sta4 bat, 10 miro er mid letd)t
einiqe Belt e1tbebren fonnen."
(Sortiebrng folst.)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-01-30
MIrrIei.

Oas oGbriltion Willion Soule"
bot iebr biaige S6lafitatten fir ar
belts uno mittelloie Wonner in Dem
@auie 92t 4penlte 9. eingeri6tet.
Dds Seim bat ni6ts nit religtoien
Seften gu tim.
@egen ginbrlt6s III 8lilrnels
Soloon lit Sulius S6morb I'M 81.
9iitriftsgeri6t 81 5%lpeiiabriger 3u6t-
bausitrofe~ perl1rteilt moroen. ST nno
feline Sron beidmoren, bob er TIT Der
Nadt bonn 8. Nopember 1907, pdb=
reno mel6er Ser gtnbru6 neriibt
puroe, gu &onie mar u1o ein franfes
&ino pfleete. Sein 4ceomplice
Sorpep 8. 8iaiams NOR ieoo6 oIs
Staatsaeuge oufgetreten 1no fogte
eesen 5dlport aus. @egen oas l1r=
tell miro gerufltng eingelegt fperben.
9ie uSodter Der &epublif"
geben nit benz Glane Inn, oas bisber
bon Ser, Sirno Sl1go & S9melser
So. beipobnte @ebaitoe on Sen Butt
neb Wens Glib gu permietelt.
= Muf Dem 3nee Der Slnietbabn
itarb am Mitttpod Nadnittoe 5 l1br
smiifen Seguin mo Worion Gbas,
81. Simonp bon gonperle, no er biz
Dor &ur5em Elm foumannii6es 9e-
1fGft betrieb. SSsm Sanuar perfaufte
er oosielbe INTO begob iid nit ieiner
Srau nno ietnem Sobn nod Nep
Orleans. @uf Ser &iidreile bon BORT
ereignetp lid) Ser SobesfaG. Or.
Sirfhfelo bon Marion, Der Die 2eide
unteriudte, fonitatierte Ser5idlag.
| Sinton NOR in Der Nabe bon Ner
grounfels geboren uno NOR ourfl
Sleib unb 5ii6tiefeit gum moblbo=
benoen Monn %gefporoen. gr errei6te
ein Sitter BON SO Sobren. Die 8e=
eroigune finoet 5reitda in Gonpprie
ffatt.
Mm ct. 2ouis College, @eit
@no, merben lmfaiienOe Mnbquten
porgenomnten. 9os Sauptgebaube
erbGlt mebrere 5liigel, Die cine @ns-
gobe bon etfpo $50 900 beoingen. Die
Mrditefte s. @abrenbereer & Sobn
boben Die 9lane bierfiir ongefertigt.
= Oie Siiolide 8acific 8abn bot
in orei 6aGen Sbaoeneriat 5u sob
len. s. Sanert erbdlt $4,000, neil
ct i'm Oienit permanent oerleet muir
Sc. Srau Soa Waboorf fiel iiber Ell
men 9rabtporleger an Der Sir oes
9epots in Der Slt Commensurate,
tDdbreno lie Srenn0en 2ebepobl
iagtev perlehte iid am &rie uno err
balt ebenfans $4,000 itno Wrs. s,
sc. @onbp $4,000 ebenfaas fir
forperli6e 8erlebungerl.
-Oas biibi6e feline 8lt6 nit Der
8ei6reibung bon Gan @ntonio, mel
dies Die Sron Mountain Balm Der
orsgegeben bat, lit BET benz bieligen
acknowledgement Der 8abn, IS. 6.
Sitid, unentgeltli6 5u befommen.
Cine 6rau obne Cite lit pie
cine 9lume obne Quit; Elm Monn
obne @illen Elm Baum obne @ltr5el.
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l1eber Die ltusnfriebeubeit.

Isle lit eS bpd in bieier Welt
Mit 8ielem sar 10 ffledt befelt,
$50 mat aud bimifebt, fern nnb nab,
8nfriebenbeit lit felten ba!
8alb lit bas @etter nns an falt,
gu tuarut fdeint mns bic Spnte baln
DIT iit's am trudett, oft 81 nas,
Sp ,pefielt's pine nnterlaF!
Mirb es i'm Spmmer mns sn beih,
Wtng Wander germ 'aaf etne Hetf
Wp6I itber 3anb mnb tiber See,
9pd lit sn fmapp - baS Yprtentpnttate.
Man m5Gte ins gbeater ge9'm,
ODD finb bic Glide gar ntdt td)br,
Grfdbeint NAL ettpas Gmtes bndI,
Damn finb bic Srsiie piel ST bod.
Mam fpeift, tpie j~eberntant befatnt,
Germ einmal 8nt I'M Neftamrant,
ord i4medt nidt ieslides 0eridt,
ttnb tpas man ,uiiniht, has gtebt es tttft.
ttnb in Der HpIitif iDgar,
9a fanb wpbI Mander fdpn Elm Saar,
9as, mas bes Ginen Sbeal,
SaS lit benz Mnberen gan5 egal.
su fommt es penn ,upbl, baR binieben
@pbl fanmt elm Gtn5'ger san5 5ifrtenen,
Sph tpeiF Elm Wittel i'd, prDbat,
9as thinner ih beiuabret bat.
@en Griaen pber Sprsen plasen,
Ser brauG' barDb midt 5a %per5agett,
BUR Shamfe sebt nnb laRt endb bier
GinidJanfem elm 0las s2pne Star Bier.
@enn bieies bamn int 0lafe ladt,
Man gleid elm amber 4ntlit mad1t,
Mam fiiblt fih iuteber NAL btniebem
Wtit 0ptt unh. aler @elt snfrieben.
Wam fiblt 10 ippbf, mait fibIt 10 leidt,
NlS babe Naes mar erreiht,
Was man ppm 2eben iuunte bier,
9as banft man MIR benz Some Star Bier.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-01-30
Werabes,t S6or6eit.

rWenn Sbr ON Suiten, grfaltung
ODER ent5iinoetem Sails leibet, 10 mare
es geraoeau gorbeit, cine moere Ne-
oi5in als Or. Sings Neue gntbedung
|8u nebmeL" Iast 6. .. @~lorioge bon
empire, go. Sd babe Die nNeue
g~ntoedung" iieben Sabre lang gegen
biele aranfbeiten eebraudt un6 balte
iie fir Die bette gegen Sals- uno Gum
genleiben. @u6 meine &in0er pur.
ben onr6 fie bon 8raune furiert.
8erfouft unter @arantie bon @bolpb
0reiB uno 81. gobn & 60. SOC ,lno
81. Hrobeflal6e fret.
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etrdudsr, 3oien!

Sd made biermit befannt. bob i6
oieIes Sabr pieoer einen groBen Dor.
rot bon alien Sorten 8dumen,
Strdudern, u. +. 10. babe, mo 6tpar
ioIde Sortell, oie bier III SeroS GIT
geoeibcn. Cine groBe 4uspo6l Der
rcidlidit- bliibenoen Stolen.
Seocr. ser etipas 81 pflon5en
luiinibt, iontc I'M nleiilen aroBen
neiten 9otaloe idreiben. Morelie:
". 81. Gteinbrins, Nuriergmaa,
Neu. groumfeIs, Seras
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-01-30

Die y9eutide 3eitung" BON Weri-
TO" beridtet:
Der Saupti6uloige an Dem
ganfnotenbiebitabl inn gonco yu-
coteco 5u Werioa, Der erfal=
lierer Moteo Honce, 5eigt Snren
BON @eiItesItorung. Or miro BON
Mersten beobo6tet, I'M feit5nltenen,
Oh er mirflib ur5urednungsfabig TT
ooer oie @eiItesfranfbeit MIR fiml-
liert. Seine 5amilte befinoet iid in
tiefftem @lenb, oa iein gan5es gtgen.
tum nit 8eidlag belegt ilttno TT ant
oie ltnteritiiBltng BON Sremoen onge.
mieIen.
9as 3ationalmuieum inWeerifo
bereitet elm mebrbdnoiges biltoriIbes
@erf Dor, ous geleeentlih Der 3en-
trolfeier Der merifanii6en llnabbat-
gigfeit b~erausgegeben peroen ioa 1ttlo
piele bo6pi6tige, bisber nod niemals
reproou5ierte 9ofumente, Die tells
Ben alten @ebeimardipen entitam-
men, tells crit ipdter aQmablid BON
Ser 3egierung erporben moroen limo,
III getreuer @ieoergobe entbalten
miro. Ger critic Sell, Der Die Wor-
geidifte Der &epplutipn, Don 1905
1910, entbdlt, lit bereits nabe5u TER
tiggeIteat, uno nit Dem Druid miro
oemtn1dft b"egonnen meroen. Die 81
luitrationerL Die gum Sell nad lelte-
men in @ripotbeiie befinoliden Dirt
qinalen namentli6 mas Die gilonllle
Ser 6reibeitsbeloen uno -%beloinlten
an6etrifft bergelteqt lperoel, ltlto ben
erlten einbeimii6en &ii1itlern anper-
trout mor6en.
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I6tnns!

gum gerfauf SIG @der feines
ldpar8es Mesquite-9ano in @ilion
Gountp, MIR ~ Meilen BON 9abn=
Itation. @enn iofort oerfmlft $40
per Mder. gbenio baben mir Stiide
BON 100 @der ooer mebr in Der Ndbe
BON Sails @itp in elmer oelitiden In=
fieolung gelegen. greis $500 per
Meier, leidte 3abIungsbeoingltngen.
aommcn sic ielblt ooer i6reiben
Sic an
5. Som @iliams,
100 9(ne. o, eeseniiber Der &oft-0f-'
lice. Son gntouio. 9eros.
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Seine WeaeI p9ne glnsnabms.

Sic oberfe gegeI fin Die 9eiddfti9e
@elt ldBt fid in benz einen Borte 3u<
iamnneufnfien: Sortifritt. Stiuitano be-
bertet Miidi9ritt. Mber ald Dieie He&
geI bat lire 4usuabme, neil ales n1enih@
lihe @iHen feline @ren5en bat. Ss tpiro
benz Menlhen niemals 9elingen. in bic
8erfitdtte Der Natnr 10 ein8uoringen,
bas er bic beilfdmen Stoffe, tpelhe beren
8flanaenrei1 urs bietet, III nadabmen,
aeihfpeige benu iibertreffen fanu. @s
mirb niemaI5 etipas Beneres fir einerl
franfen Mngeu geben. als oiele begetas
bilifhen Stoffe, Die III oeu sSt. Bernard
arGmterpiIen" enthalten iino. Su App>
thefen 81 baben.
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Grtra=9ampfer.

@ie uns Der @eneral-Qeent Serr
Soft in Collection mitteilt, miro am
a. Sebrnar Ser u8orfum" als grtro-
9ampfer fir Die 6abrt bon COLLECTION
nod Bremen ei1tgefteat meroen.
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500 9elphnnna. 500.

Sic 2eier Dieier Seitnng tperDen 11d
@frelten. su erfabren, Sa6 cs t%pentgitsrs
cine gefirbtete &ranfbeit giebt, tpeibe
bie &i6enidaft in an ibren Stufsn gu
heilen imitanbe tit; San's &~ntarrb<&nr
it Die ein8ise Jest Der ar5tli6en 8riioers
idaft befaf1nte poiitibe <r. &atarr9 ere
forbert ais cine @onftitutionsfranfbeit
cine fonititutioneue 8ebanbImng. San's
@atarrh<anr ipirb innerIih genomrnerl
ltrlb ipirft brett amf bas Slut nno Die
i6leimigen Sberfld6en bes 5bftems, oas
our9 Sic @run6lage Der &ranfbeit 5er@
itore1lb unb benz Batienten &raft gebeno.
inbem iie Die aonititution oes &6rpers
aufbaut uitb Der gsatlr 5l i9rem Wsrte
6ilft. Sic @igentimer haben 10 biel gers
fral1en 5u ibren @~eilfrdften, bak tie 100
9olarg 8eIobnl1ns fir ieben Soil an,
6ieten, ben tie gu firieren berfeblen. 2abt
gu6 cine 2ite bon 3eug1i1en forttnet1.
Man Norefiiere:
s.. 8. gbeneb&g o.. Solebo, o.
@erfauft bon alien Ipotbefern, 75c.
Sau's Eanrilien@BiIen limb Die beiter.
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Granacnbamtnc III pe%rfanfem.

Orangcnbdltme, pel6e oas falte
@etter mtsbolten fonnen nno niht
ourd Sroit beid6oiat peroen, iino
51t ~nerfaufen.
S6ul5e's 9rugitore,
= Col @oliao 9traBe.
Sltes Sci. 800 6&. &etes Ed.1361.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-01-30

v8oa Cares" fonnen MIR nod
Big gum Sreitag be5oblt peroen. User
nod, nift be5oblt Bot, tue bies 10
fdnen, wie moglid.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-16
ANOTHER MISSION.

q am anxious to bring before the people OF
the United States the question OF better BUSH
ness and better living on the farm.-The States
man,
How dear to my heart are the methods Of bust.
As followed in Wall street. which farmers
don't know,
Whom cen keen horse trade excites unto diszi-
Let's teach 'em whence wealth and prosperity
how;
Let's Danish the ways OF their midde-aged child
A boon which born thinkers alone can be-
stow.
I'm sure. for I've lived very close to the wild
wood 80 , .
Where practices daily the Man with the
The hidebound old Farmer, the OBJ
etinate Farmer
The radical Farmer who swallows no
erowl 49,. ~ ..;s .sf'-
How dear to my heart are the .ptoma1nes that
sicksn.
The egg that is lined and sticks tight to the
The citihed blessing of cold storage chicken.
'Gainst which the crude tastes Of the Farmer
rebel;
It's thankless Of course, the instruction we'rS
But Civilization dts message. must tell, :.
Twill take Big Stick to teach him better
living"
think that I'll larrup the Farmer a speli;
stinate Farmer,
Who lives on fresh things when de-
cayed do we'll.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-16
AIR PILOTS.

From the Providence Journal
Wilbur Wright with his aeroplane has
set Paris in a Juror, while Farman, three
thousand miles away Is suffering the
humiliation Of stranded circus.
From the Albany Evening Journal
Still, all the announcements of the pro-
duction Of Observation-Disclosures" airship
that will fly have an 'if'' in them.
From the Newark Evening News.
Mr. Farman is forced to admit that a
legal attachment Is about as bad handi-
cap to a flying machine as a high wind
or a defective motor.
From the Rochester Herald.
Count Zeppelin gets a fund of 1925 900.
while Henry Farman has to strike for his
meager pay Of 5000 week. This shows
what an unequal world We live in.
From the Philadelphia North American
Several airships can cut figure in
the air, but when 1t comes to profits they
all seem to cut a figure o.
From the Providence Evening Tribune.
If money for experiments Is desired
there would appear to be little in Count
Zeppelin's experience to encourage the
building of fireproof airshiDs.
From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
It should be remembered that a gun
wouldn't have to have a range Of more
than FIVE miles to make short work Of
the war balloon.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-16

that tuberculosis is no longer regarded as
negligible disease as regards the pos
sfbilfty of transmission, but is officially
rated as communicable
This particular case will probably be
solved by the Intervention OF executive
clemency to permit the removal of the
patient to the new municipal tuberculosis
hospital. But 1t should be utilized next
winter as an argument before Congress
to demonstrate the necessity of an inn
mediate expansion of Jail equipment and
the installation in the new penitentiary
structure. authorization for which should
be one Of the first actions of the houses.
of thoroughly equipped hospital ward.
detached from the main building and pro-
vided with a staff of competent physi-
clans and nurses. 1t is inhumane to take
charge of the person of a man or
woman in punishment for crime and
make no provision for medical care in
case disease should develop. This lack
should be the first consideration in the
plans for the new establishment as they
are evolved
1t was not many years ago when tuber-
culosis was regarded as a non-communi-
cable disease. and its appearance in any
no alarm whatever. archaeological sci
to discover that the disease is, on the
contrary. dangerously communicable. and
that 1t is in the last degree unsafe to
allow a tubercular patient in certain
stage of the disease to remain within
close contact with the we'll. 1t is highly
gratifying to find that this discovery has
,oov, orla
and that the campaign Of education inau
gurated by physicians and public-spirited
citizens and charity workers has pro-
crossed SO far as to persuade the ignorant
In large degree of their duty toward the
community in case of tubercular contami-
nation.
In short time this city will be the
scene of an international assemblage Of
specialists and investigators in this field
of tubercular disease. Possibly this case
of tuberculosis at the Jail may be util-
lied as a specimen instance. of made
quate prison provisions. 1t is hoped that
as a result of this congress the process
of evolving better system Of sanitary
law for the combat of the white plague"
will be hastened. There is urgent need
of more stringent regulations for.the seq
regation of patients in the final stages of
this affiiction. More. particularly. how
ever. is there need of provision for the
early treatment of the disease, with
means to enable those afflicted to seek
favorable climate. Doubtless as result
of these forthcoming deliberations in
Washington American physicians and
lawmakers will be practically enlightened
on the subject and assisted in their eff
forts to work out a system which will
save lives and prevent suffering.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-16
Street Work in England.

Mr.. j. Pierpont Morgan. jr.. of New
York and London. has b.en giving the
American metropolitans evidence Of how
much better they do some things abroad
than here. Mr.. Morgan Is not doing this
In a supercilious spirit of criticsing home
affairs. but in a helpful vein OF sugges-
ton. 1t appears that he is owner of a
dwelling in the English capital and re-
Gently received a notice from a council
of Westminster which is a subdivision Of
London. informing him that thai body
was about to repave list of streets and
that the contracts called for the compile
ton of the work with all dispatch. The
notice proceeded to state that the gas
electric. water. telephone. lighting and
hydraulic power companies had been no
tilted Of the changes In order that they
might make any alterations and repairs
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-16
In The ANTIPODES.

From the Birmingham Age Herald.
The jackes Of the fleet can now look
on snow-capped mountains and this is
some consolation in August.
From the Columbus Ohio State Journal.
From the tone of the speeches in
Auckland you'd think we did nothing
else in this country but think about
how We loved New Zealand.
From the Indianapolis News.
It is evident that Auckland is not the
place to overlook such a rare oppor-
tunity to have a good time.
From the Brooklyn Standard Union.
From those Auckland speeches the
world gets reminder that. of course.
every white man is an ANGLO Saxon"
From the Providence Evening Bulletin.
Perhaps New Zealand has not yet re-
ceived a report Of the four hundred
meter race.
From the Columbus Evening Dispatch
Auckland. from all reports, is setting
a pretty hot pace in oriental entertain
ment of the fleet. The jackies will have
to keep up their maneuvers to over
come the Ill effects Of hospitality
From the st. Louis Globe-D Democrat
New Zealand is not behind other
countries in the cordially Of It's well
come to the American battleships. The
big fleet Is a world winner
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-16
UPS AND DOWNS.

The airship's not the only thing
That makes a hasty night.
That rises on ambitious wing
To glory In its might
And show the world that IL for fair
Is now the real thing in the air.
Likewise there Is the fnancier.
Who wants TO do things quick.
Who knows his methods may seem QueeSs
Butts sure he's pretty slick.
With rocket rush that none can check
He mounts: but he comes down q wreck.
The statesman, too. who has a bunch
That he will great things do.
And show the ever tmid bunch
nifty act or two
He mounts propelled by eloquence,
But no one knows where he goes thence.
The social light. the novelist,
Actor and actorine,
The pitcher with the corkscrew twist,
All nutter to be seen;
Then, seeming to have lost the trick,
Down coming. beat the rocket stick.
Indianapolis News.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-16
The WATER CANDIDATE.
From the Pittsburg acknowledgement.

From the Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
The prohibition nominee might make a
hit by combining his speech of acceptance
to six words: Come on in-the waters
fine!
From the Troy Record.
We fear the prohibition candidate for
President is fanatic. He was nearly
drowned in a swimming tank the other
day. Such devotion to a cause is quite
unnecessary.
From the Indianapolis Star.
Mr.. Chain. the prohibition candidate
for President has learned by forcible ex-
perience that there may be too much Of
even such a good thing as water.
From the Chicago News.
Mr.. Chains experience proves that a
correspondence course in swimming
should 60 with each prohibition nomina-
tion
From the Chicago Record Herald.
Candidate Chain Is making three
speeches daily, though he has not been
oficially notified of his nomination. An
other illustration of the power of the
press" for. strange to say. no one has
challenged the trustfuL candidates right
to appear as a full-fledged candidate
From the Nashville Banner.
When Candidate Chain and Candidate
Bryan met at Fairview farm 1t was prob
ably not a long time between lemon
AIDES.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-16
UNCLE HENRY And THE SCIENTISTS.

The scientists keep right along a-diggin' after
trouble:
Here's one who says this world II bust some day.
just like u bubble:
Another tells us that the sun is GOBLIN OF ana
shrinkin';
One OF 'em claims some time theren he no
wsfnr loft for drinkin'.
These thingsll come to pass about twelve million
But what's the use Of settin' down and frettin'.
anyhow?
I read somewhere the other day, some chap had
got the notion
That in four million years the land would all be
In the ocean:
The streams, he says, are washin down thu
country. slow but certain.
Although as yit it's purity hard to notice where
it's burtin'.
They tell what would happen II some planet
hit the sun.
But stiIl the world runs about the way it,s
always run.
As fur as I'm concerned. can't see any sense
in frettin
About future dryin' up some ur-distaut
victim:
The scientists. it seems to me, are always busy
seem
All kinds of future trouble. but no two Of Fem
agreein'. D. a
I wonder why they don't let up-don't git .
bunch somehow
And just pitch in and help to keep thines run.
MIN pleasant nowf
-Chicsgo RecordHeraiA