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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-15
Biscuit Bakery.
BOARDING and Livery Stables.
Cafes.

HENRY HARDT'S old reliable cafe varies It,
lunch and dinner courses daily. JOHN
" Proprtetor. 24 Market ST.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-15

Paints md Oils.
WALLPAPER. Paints. Oils. Varnishes an
Brushes at most reasonable prices. Wal-pape
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-15

FIVE pounds high grade coffee. s1.15. in the
bean or ground. delivered at your home.
Teas. %coffees. olive oil. FRED. C.. ELY, 24
Market ST.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-15
Watches and Jewe1ry.
G. A. IUND,

Matchmaker and Jeweler.
Dtamon and watches, Clocks and watches
repaired and warranted. % Main ST.. East Or
ange. N. J.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-15
Clothing Bought.

HIGHEST prices paid for secondhand cloth
ing; send postal. NJ. o 19 Mulberry st
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-15

CARPENTER-Good all around American car
penter wants work. understands plans. etc.
and can do any kind OF carpenter work. Ad-
dress G, Box 4s. Star ONCE.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-15
HELP WANTED.
MALE.

BELL. BoY-one who has experience in hotel.
Call Ss4 Broad st.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-15

Pawn Tickets sold.
PAWN TICKETS. United Cigar coupons a.
second-hand tools of all kinds bought.
BRBNNER, 286 Market st.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-15
PHILA. CONFECTIONERY Co

COnfectiOners.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-15

Pawnbrokers' Sales Store.
gold and silver bought. A Broome st.,
cor. Springfield av. ]. HOOKAY CO.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-05-03

| have read Crawford" of course, and all the
works of Jane Austin. l admit that they abound
in humor | have also seen bearded ladies In
boards were genuine. Yet, despite these facts
and in face of these admissions hold that women
have no humor and no boards They often nave
wit Many nice distinctions have been made be-
tween wit and humor. Let me make my own
distinction, and at least explain the nature OF the
quality which am denying to women. Wit laughs
at it's object from a pedestal of conscious SUI
/, periority humor seeks to establish common
level Wit is egotistic humor is atruistic Wit
teaches you, If not scorn, at least mild disdain
for Others Wit is arrogant, it laughs only at
others. Humor joins freely in the laugh against
itself
Witty people have abnormal faculty for dis
covering the mote in their brothers eye. Humor-
lists are conscious of the beam in their own.
When Madame de Stael told a certain person,
who was very homely that he abused the mascu-
line privilege of being ugly, she said witty thing
But she showed likewise astonishing lack OF
humor She forgot for the moment what no man
with any sense of humor would ever have for
gotten under the circumstances, that she herself
was homely On the other hand, when
Charles Lamb acknowledged that the greatest
pleasure in life is to do good by stealth and have
1t found out by accident his remark was pregnant
with the truest humor. He blurted out with de-
lightful frankness the confession which is not
individual, but which every man In his inner
. heart must feel that he has shared
Los Angeles herald., 1908-05-03

other bons mots by Stella. OF course Swift was
preiudiced in Stella's favor. Without doubt the
cleverest woman of his time really was Mary
Wortley Montague the lady who rejo1ced that
she was woman so that she would never have
to marry one This might seem to be humor, but
it is not 1t is wit when put in a woman's mouth;
for woman never attacks her own sex, save on
the implied basis that she is an exception to her
sex; that consequently, she is superior to her
sisters but eliminate the personal element start
out with the premise that your interlocutor is dif
ferent from other women, and she will be pretty
sure to agree with you.
l remember putting the question which heads
this article to several clever women. Their an
swer invariably was to this effect mo, women
as a rule haven't any sense of humor, but have!
There you again, you see.
Yet this very lack of humor has its advantages.
What is called woman's tact results largely there
from Being never conscious that they are r1dicu-
lous-women, in fact, never are ridiculous in the
loutish and foolish may in which men, even In
telligent men, are ridculous-they will do with
aplomb what could not do without acute
shame. And when a girl is young and pretty
and chic aplomb will carry her through anything
Many virtues, whose existence can be far more
readily proved than womans tact, are traceable
to her lack of humor. The constancy, the single
minded devotion, the willingness to face all, to
do all, to sacrifice all for the object loved are
stronger and irmer in woman for the very lack
of the conscious sense of the presence of grin
ming audience.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-05-03
Bv = ALBERT GILMAN.

book was once published by Kate Sanborn,
entitled "The Wit and Humor of Women" 1t is
an astonishing production. Between its two Gov
ers there is nothing funnier than this little qua
train on the title page:
''If you pronounce this book not funny
And wish you hadn't spent your money,
There soon will be general rumor
That you're no judge of wit and humor.
At the risk of setting a1oat an awful rumor of
this sort am constrained to say that the book
as whole is not funny The larger portion IS
inexpressbly dreary The compiler has had
faculty of missing every really humorous thing
that women have said written. She has been
more successful in the way of wit. Yet the book
is small one. Only small portion OF 1t Is rep
resentative. Small the book is, smaller still
as it's representative part is, none the less 1t is
almost an encyclopedia of the wit of womanhood.
There are clever bits of wit like Lady Ash
burton's when that lady told that somebody
was very goodnatured, she replied: why, II you
don't speak word of truth, it is not so very
difficult to speak we'll Of your neighbor" Again,
of another person. "She speaks to any
one which is, of course of great advantage to
anyone" This is wit, though, to be sure, not OF
a very high order.
We are reminded by Miss Sanborn that Dean
Swift considered Stella the wittiest woman of her
time It was very brilliant period full of states
men and writer's who have deservedly left behind
them a great reputation as wits. Yet here is the
sort of thing that the wittiest woman of her time
delighted in carefully preserved by Swift with
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
FIFTEEN YEARS OF KEEN SUFFERING
Rheumatism Developed Burning, Painful Sores on Legs Tortured Day and Nlght-Tried All Kinds of Remedies to No Avail-Wifs Had Debility and Pains in Back.
BOTH USED CUTlCURA
 AND ARE WELL AGAIN

My husband had been 6 great suf. ferer with rheumatlsm for nearly fifteen years. At first twas in his bones, but after e while it was in the flesh and finally running sores broke out on his legs, from below the knees to the ankles. There arc no words to tell all the dis comfort and great suffering he had to endure night and day. He uged every kind of remedy and three physicians treated him, one after the other, with out any good results whatever. So one day I happened to road about Cuticura Remedies. asked him if he would not try them. 'No,, said he, 'it's no use, I've spent enough money now The next day ordered Eve doIlars' worth of Cuticur& Soap, Cuki- cura Ointment, and Cuticura Resolvent. He began to use them without oouh- dence but after three weeks all the sores were dried up. The burning
 Are stopped, and the pains became bearabIe. After three months he was quite well. Two years later the pains and sores came hack after he had been working hard and had taken cold. But as soon as he used Cuticura again it cured him. Two years ago used Cuticura Pills for general debility. They did me c great deal of good and mads me well. Three months glnce had pains in my back and Cuticura took them away, too. I can prove this sest.- monial at any time. Mrs. V. V. Albert Upper Frenchville, Me, July 2i, 1s07."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
ELUSIVE SHAW NEVER
 LIVED IN THIS CITY

A number of stories have recently appeared in The New York American and in papers having Hearst connection chronicling the extraordinary criminal doings of John Shaw, alleged to have formerly resided in Montgomery. /.
 On the occasion of the publication of each of those articles inquiries have been diligently made with the view of obtaining some definite information in regard to the man and his residence in this city but absolutely nothing has been learned. The police know nothing of such an individual as Shaw, and in consideration of his peculiar physique, which would impress his individuality upon the mind of any one who had ever seen him, are inclined to regard the assertion that Shaw IS from Montgomery with distrust.
 Shaw, according to the printed &C., counts of his escapades in various pa- pers, has been involved in innumerable scrapes, operating in several of the larger cities of the North and North . west. s. L LN&
 The latest and most serious of the crimes with which he Is charged is elopement with Miss Anna Behner, a seventeen year old girl. and member of one of the prominent families of Hartford. Conn. Since the eiopement all traces of the girl and her abduc- tor have been lost, and fear is enter tained that the girl has been foully dealt with. The detectives of many cities are upon the trail of the alleged criminal but have been unable up to the present time to locate him.
 Another feat" of Shaw was the impersonatIon of Lieutenant Smith COX, an Annapolis graduate at present with the Pacific fleet. Under the pres tige obtained by his assumed name he entered into the best society of several cities, and soon attained reputation as being a man of polish and education. It Is stated that his popularity was ex- ceptionaL
 Shaw is described as i've feet four inches in height. weighing about no pounds. It is stated that he was at one time in the navy acting in the ca pacity of ships steward. Prior to that time he served as a hotel waiter.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
BAPTIsMAL FOOL BREAKS.
Some Alarm is Caused in Church at Flu
 Rauln

| - -
 Eufaula. June 23.-(Special. )--The series of revival meetings at the South Side Baptist Church came to a close Sunday night when there were four ac- cessions and a number of conversions. The meetings were largely attended and much interest was manifested.
 A peculiar Incident occurred Sunday night that screated some little excite ment and caused much surprise to the congregation. Three of the candidates for baptism were presented and the minister had just entered the pool to administer the sacred rite when In al- most an instant some part of the struc- ture gave way and the several hundred gallons of water that 1t contained rushed out with q noise that was alarm. ing. The pool will be replaced in . short time with more substantial structure that will be build of brick and cement.
 Since Rev. A. J. White has been in charge the church is growing in mem bership and attendance and 1t claims one of the best attended Sunday Schools
 Rev. J.J. D. Hall is expected to reach the city and will be the guest of Rev. Bertran Brown for several days. Mir. Hall will i'll the pulpit of St. James Church for two evenings this week and his visit is being anticipated with much interest and pleasure by the citizens.
 Misses Louise Toy and Lottle Corker will leave tomorrow for Columbia. where they will spend week or ten days visiting Miss Lucille Bell and be in attendance upon house party which she will hold at her home.
 Jim Conner has pair of pets in two young swamp owls of the well known hootinR variety which he captured in Florida and which he exhibited on the streets today They are being trained to catch rats.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
NEWS OF wwETUMPKA.
Rev. c. s. TaIIey Is Conducting 6 Re-
 lfgfoua RevfvnI,

Rev. c. S. TaIley te Conducting a Re-
 HgtOus RevfvuI.
 wetumpka, June 23.-(Special. )-- Rev. c. S. Tally began a protracted meeting at the Methodist Church Sum day, which is steadily growing in in- terest.
 The stores close every morning for the 10 o'clock service and every even ing the church is filled with attentive hearers.
 Professor Maxim of Livingston is leading the singing. and. under his di- reotfon choir and congregation sing good old fashioned revival songs
 The Medical Association of Elmore County is enjoying a picnic and bar becue at Valley Brook, in West We- tumpka, today. A number of Wetump- every attendant at the barbecue Is hav- ing a fine time.
 c. H. McMorris, who is in Annapo- lis taking the examination for the Ma val Academy, has telegraphed his par ents that he has passed the mental ex- aminations. making 3.4 out of pos sible {.
 An automobile schedule will be es- tablished between WetumpSa and Mont gomery at an early date. Two trips daily will be made.
 Miss Mollie Dickens is visiting the family of Mir. John Cox on Euskena Street.
 Mrs. Adolph Hohenberg entertained a number of young folks last night on a hay ride. The boys and girls filled a large hay-1aden wagon.
 Wetumpka and the surrounding ter ritOry is suffering from the effects of a drouth Only one good rain has fall en here since May is.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
BANK BOOK LEADS TO
 DETECTION OF CRIMINAL
Lawrence Will be Carried to Mobile to stand Trial for Assault and Battery.


 Finding in the possession of John Lawrence, alias Dick Turner negro arrested Wednesday by Special Ohicer Avant on the charge of suspicion, a hank book bearing the name of George White and showing deposits amount ing to Sss0, the police made an investi- gation of the negro's identity with the result that 1t was learned that in all probability he was wanted In Mobile on the charges of assault to murder and grand larceny Lawrence left Montgomery yesterday for Mobile in the charge of an officer dispatched after him.
 Arriving at headquarters with Law rance after making the arrest Wednes- day Oficer Avant searched his prisoner and discovered a bank book upon which was inscribed the name, George W. White. The negro had already given as his name John Lawrence and the suspicious of the officer were ex- cited by the circumstances. Question ed concerning his possession of the book Lawrence could only furnish a very fantastic explanation and was evidently greatly perturbed.
 As soon as he was locked up in a cell, Lawrence was observed to. throw some articles in the sink, and the surrep- titious manner in which the action was accomplished conVlhceu tHe oOeeANSt that the matter might be worth inves- tigating. The article proved to be" a coat tag bearing the name of the deal CT who sold the garment. a clothing firm of Okalona, Miss.
 Correspondence with the firm led to the information that the suit of clothes had been sold to man Of Mobile. and inquiries directed to that city revealed the significant fact that George w. White, negro cook on the Mobile and Ohio construction train had been some time previously knocked in the head and robbed of his clothing.
 Coupling the incidents of the case together the Montgomery police have little doubt that Lawrence is the as- sailant of White. The idea was also conceived by the police of Mobile and an ohieer was therefore sent to Mont gomery yesterday to bring Lawrence to that city,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
AMERINE IS ELECTED
IS THE NEW LIEUTENANT, or THE
 @HLUEs.
Elected Last Night to Succeed p. A
 Taylor Reaigned = New Lieu. l. tenant fs West Pointer.

After the regular drill of the Mont romery True Blues held in their ar mory last night, William H. Amerine was unanimously elected to the posi- ton of second lieutenant of that fa- nous company. vice B. A. Taylor re- sign. Lieutenant Amerine Is also oa- tallion adjutant on Major Dickey's stan of the Alabama National Guard.
 Captain Weiss of the Blues last night notified Lieutenant Amerine of his ui- aninous election by telegraph, as Lieutenant Arnerine is out of the city attending oficial duties in connection with the railroad with which he holds a responsible position.
 Lieutenant Arnerine Is West Point CT and one of the most capable tacti- tioners in. the state. His father before him, Captain M. H. Amerine. was one of the foremost captains of his country during the civil war.
 In addition to the election of Lieu- tenant Arnerine, four candidates were Selected to membership in the company. A practice camp for the coming Fri day night was planned and will be ex- ecuted. After the plan for the prac- tice camp had been adopted about Il o'clock tho members of the company left the armory.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
HART GOES TO FIRST
RYAN MAKES MORE CHANGES IN
 TEAM.
Hassett May Be Released When Men Get Home--Juul and shannon
 on Guard Today.

Birmingham, June 2S --tSpeciai. )-- The Montgomery club will present a new lineup tomorrow. Greminger, who has been playing a great first base will resume his old position at third. Perry will go back to second and Hart will take care of the first bag.
 Hassett has not been fllling the bill and will undoubtedly be released when the team returns home. #
 The team Is in cheerful humor. and are not bernoaning their hard luck, but are striving hard to start upward on the ladder of fame
 Juul and Shannon will be on the points tomorrow and expect to have the last game of the series.
 W. W. Screws, Jr.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
BRYAN TO
 SPEAK HERE
The distinguished Nehraskan Appears Without Fail. Ev-
 eryhedy to Near Him.

Bryan is speaking here to- day, win speak again tOmOr- row and the next day and every day thereafter. This will bs good news to all. for sven aEr. BEysn's political op- ponents admit bis great Ora- torical powers and are wiI- ling to go hungry to hear hinn speak.
 His subjects are carefully chosen. They include the political questions, such as the Trusts, the Railroads. tho Labor Question. the Banking Laws, Swollen Fortunes. the TaEiR, Im- psriaIisu. Election of ssna- tOrs. He viii also deliver his famous lycealm oratioAs on "An Ideal Republic" and esxmmsstaIity..
 
 Ths Last named consists of extraCts from his lecture on 'Ths Prince of Peaee." This Is Mrs. BEyaa's fsvOrste of all her distinguished husb- sndS addresses and one that the ladies always aoek Co hear.
 The way that Bryan hap peas to speak here and ev- anywhere else every day from now on is this; Bryan re- gently spoke selections from tan of his best speeches in- to Thomas A. EdlsOn's won- aerful Monograph. It was done in the library of his home at Lincoln, Nsb., one of the Edison Recording ez- perts making a trip there for the purpose.
 4 set of what are known as master wax recOrdE were secured. From these hum dreds of thousands of the ? regular duplicate Edison Records have been made.
 Can and hear these speech Edison Monographs sold for $500 cash and then sl.OO per week. Gold moulded records at sS cents. s. |. PenicI Montgomery. Ala.
 1Is DEXTER AVENUE.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
A Single Treatment

Consisting of warm bath with Cutis cura Soap, Q gentle application of Cuti- cura Ointment, and Q mild dose of Cuticura Resolvent or Pille, Is often sufflcient to afford instant relief, permit rest and sleep, and point to q speedy cure of tcrturing, disflg1ring ec1enas, rashes, itchings, irritations, and innam- nations of the skin and scalp, from infancy to age, when all else fails.
 cuticurA Soap 0se.A Ointment Mosl, ReeolyeHl (B0ol nnd Pills (1tc. per vial ot oQl. are sold hFouahous thQ WeFla Potter Drus q Chem. cerp.. Sole props., i9J CoiumOua Ave. Bogto1.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
nex ' Ir aell wn wea .

Tuscaloosa. June 23.--(Special )-- Friends in Tuscaloosa are interested to learn of the approaching marriage of Rev. John E., Cell. brother of Mrs. Harry N. Eddins of this city. and Mics Eva Redwood which will. occur at the home of the brides parents at Granville, O., Wednesday, June 24. Mir. Cell has just completed his theologi- ter, Pa, and will so to China as a missionary in September. Mrs. Ed iins will leave in a few days to visit Mir. and Mrs. Cell at Granville, and from there will go to Chautauqua, N. r., to take vocal lessons under Frank Csrexton.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
SELMA FORMS MALLORY CLUB Citizens Hold a Mass Meeting. ( W. HOOTERS DISCLAIMER Chairman Says He is Still Loyal
 to Comer. Organization fs Perfected with '. B. rlns as President and W. M.
 Vaughan seeretary.-speeches
 Are EntAusiastic.
 

Selma, June 2s.--(speciaL)-L my self asn . strong and ardent supporter of the present administration. be- lisve that Mfr. Conner has made good Governor. believe that II. s. p. Nal forv will make a great and good Gov errsor of the state He is not for the railroads and he is not against the raiIroads. am for him for Governor because I know that in all things he will do what is just and right and proper He is sure to be the next Gov ernor of Alabama"
 These were the words with which
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24
The Man for second Place.

The NeW foTh sun.
 ''Jtm" Sherman, the nominee for the Vice Presidency, has been Identified long and prohtably with those clements of indeceney and corruption which have brought the Republican party in this State to its present deplorable pass. It can be said, at best, that the con-. vention made a stupid choice. It might have taken Odell'
 All the same sherman win get good
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24

large vote h his State. He has the, for him. inestimable advantage of be- ing little known.
 His nomination Is chiefly important in pointing out to MT. Taft the supreme importance of taking care of his health.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-24

Mr.cannon was in an automobile merrilly breaking the speed ordinance.
 Mfr. Speaker" called out a police man, raising a warning hand.
 "Your motion Is merely dilatory," said Cannon grimly. and the Chair declines to entertain it"--Public Ledg. CT.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-09-14
BADLY INJURED BY
VICIOUS BULL
Assistance Comes in Nick of
Time to Save San MarciaI
Woman Who Is Knocked
Down by Brute,

Especial Correspondence Morning journal ]
san MarCial, n NJ, Sept. l2.-Mrs.
Rachael silva, nm aged Mexican wom-
an, was badly injured by a Jersey
bull belonging to W. W. Jones. the
dairy man, here day before y%ester-
day. She attempted to drive it out
of her yard when the animal rushed
upon her. knocked her down and
would undoubtedly have Killed her
had she not been rescued by a neigh
badly bruised about the neck and
shoulders and viii be confined to
her bed for several days.
a dance was given at the city opera
house last night by Messcrs Piatt.
Price ana Films. About twenty
couples were present and "a good time
until two o'clock was enjoyed
by an. Mcssrs Broyles and Mattress
furnished the music.
The H.. c.. l.. club was very pleas
antly entcrtined by Miss Lulu Nichlos,
Thursday night. High five was the or
of the evening and a good time
reported by all.
Mrs. De Hart, accompanied 10y her
laughter. Nom. and niece Amy chap
Iin left this morning Tor "a weeks
visit in AJhuquoroue
Mr. and Mrs Jules Graudjean are
IN town for "a few days visit with
brother. Emil Graudicau.
Miss Iclma Leavrtt of Ft. Nadi-
son, Iowa. is visiting her sister. Mrs
lawrence Broyles.
MIR M~cSpaddgn from LA Mesa
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-09-14
WANTED-BoarderS

SANITORIUM, Rosedale Place, locat-
ed on LocGhart ranch, near Indian
school Under management Of grad
uate nurses. Rates reasonable. Miss
,es Norman and Bartlett. phone 1175.
WANTED-Boarders. Good board and
room. Very reasonable. 1t3 North
Sixth street. SO
BOARD-Will take two gentlemen 10
board and room; private family.
513 West Marquette.
FIRST CLASS-Table board or hoard
and room electric light. bath:
rates reasonable. SOS $. walter.