The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-03-19
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speakin bout ieap year. said To
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lecf for Dc family eter after
sop Harold. Aid ihs Sunday
school, teacher. can soc tell me Why
Adam snd Eyc clothed themselves af-
Ter tbs fair Yes. ms'am, answered
Harold Cause 4 was winter after the
fall
Mrs Gadder has pnrh a way 81 at
lacking people without saying anything
ouinght Yes. was just a.sayin'
the other day that she always was
ready aitb diminuendo against some
body,
Np,hcs Surprised Why. Johnny,
boa did you happen 10 get the merit
oayd for good behavior st school this
Neek' small Johnny-it was like this,
mamma Harry Jones won Il, and !
iold him 4 b. didn't give il 10 me I'd
punch him
Mistress tanRrilyl How dare you
talk hack 10 me 10 that way' never
saw such impndenre iou have q lot
u nerve 10 call yourself a lady's maid.
Sos Maid don't cali myself that
nop. ma am. bat WIS lady's maid
before got ibn job
Little Freddy bad been severely
punished for splitting glass Of water
on the table While the tears we're
stiIl yelling to his eyes he turned pa
ihelically To hts father, Ia. he sobbed,
what would you have doncto nae il that
Rlaa had been full Of inkf
Mrs Vick. SEEMS eyes flashed
Johnny doesn't get that weak chin Of
bis from my side Of the house, she ex.
elsimed No, my dear, meekly re-.
spouded her husband Johnny has my
chin. bot he nherils his mothers tire.
less capacity for keeping il ia motion.
= trust you don't always intend to
be- porch climber said the beneyo.
lent old gentleman as be handed over
his valnahles oh. no, bossl laughed
the masked man on the shed hope
II business improves | will be able to
get around in an airship, aud then
son have TO do any climbing.
MIR. Through. the distinguished nc-
tor, had hard luck yesterday. said a
press agent tO our reporter, He ran
over man Hurt himi Yes, But
that wasn't the worst Of IL. What do
you meant Wen, you see, Through
has run over people before, but no.
body like this fellow Who was hef
The glass eater AT the dime museum
He ruined Through's new set of tires
Al a political meeting an lrishman
watehedelosely the trombone player IN
The band Presently the man laid
down his instrument aud went ont Tor
a beer Paddy investigated and prompt.
y pulled The horn TO pieces. The play.
81 returned Who's meddled nit my
lrombonci he roared Oi did. said
Paddy Here ye've been for two hours
lryin' 10 pull il apart, an oi did It in
wan minai,
Seayer What ID the name Of all
thai is laughabIe makes Swettson feel
70 good' Weaver Why. he just won
$40 on bet. Seaver Won 40. did
bet There's always some bralnless
sucker ready to part With his hard
earned cash betting on proposition
which any child with brains enough 10
blow whistle would know was ecr.
tain 10 be beat' What consumnalc ass
did Sweiisun rake tina, $40 on OH
Weaver Why. heerr won il Of
me,
Little Rosaiic. aged SIX, was watch
ing her mother label some glasses Of |
preserves Mother, said she suddenly, !
what kind u preserves'does God makef 1
Why, God doesn't make preserves,
isosal,e, answered her astoni-hcd par.
eut. Nhaievof made You think sneh a
thnef Yes, BE- does. mother. said the
child ! say q every Sunday 10 Sun.
day school The teacher says, Why
should you ioye and serve Godf' and
We say, 'Bccnnsc.he makes. preserves
aud fedcems us
AZ a mems cafe one night q yonug
American. barber. feli IN with an
Englishmsn The latter was berAiing
the Yankees Tor doing all manner u
business IN their shops and not follow
INK The better English plan o. sticking
h. one branch The next day h. swse
Frnd into thesshhrber shop 10 be shay.
80 The batber gave his face nj extra
gt.ed soaping and left him. At th. same
time seating himself 10 read The
kngilshmAn kept quiet for a few min.