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Evening journal., 1908-04-09
W 0 MAI X IND
IN FASHIONS REALM.
PetticoatS For Smart, Short
Skirts Made to Order.
OF LIGHTWEIGHT FABRICS.

An Economical Idea Is 10 Make
FIOunee and skirt sepsrate-A New
RuffIe May Be Easily Substituted For
the Old One.
With the present style of short skirt
ntting closely about the waist and hips
and flaring only below the knees, it is
absolutely necessary to have the IN
derskirt and petticoats made to order,
so that there shall not be one unnec-
essary wrinkle or crease, and Of course
the very lightweight materials now in
vogue make this doubly important. II
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Az Needle Work

Corset waists; made of fine
quality costume cloth our own
stamping; regular SOC. .35c
Stamped linen hats new de-
signs; very good quality; regu-
lar soc ........r.. .35c
Stamped scarfs and centers /;
pretty designs stamped on Cal
latea cloth; regular soc. :. .25c
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
A cond Curtain Hint.

Lace curtains when pinned on drying
frames always stretch more at one end
than at the other or in the middle. To
avoid this and also to keep them al
ways of their original length, before
they are laundered the first time /
baste a narrow strip Of cloth on each
side and across the top. By so doing
they come from the wash even In size
and absolutely true.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Muslin Underwear

Corset covers; pretty de-
signs, lace or medallion trim
med; made of fine nainsook,
$I.oo special ..........6 .65c
Drawers. cambria and nain-
sock; trimmed II lace insertion
and edge; regular 75c and 8oc,
55c
White skirts; made of CAM
brio; some trimmed with ruffle
of embroidery, others with lace
insertion and edge; dust ruffle ;
regular S1.oo and SI.25... .S5c
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
AT the Linen Counter

IS pieces "A bleaehed mus
lin ............oc yard
25 pieces Of 4o-inch un-
bleached sheeting regular nc,
oc
10 dozen bleached sheets; 81
by 90 inches; ; with seam; worth
Use; 10. dozen at this price,
6oc each
10 pieces of fancy ticks; 25e
kind 2oc; I5c kind. 1916
Bleached table linen, II
inches wide; regular $50 .75c
so pieces of dress gingham !;
1oc and 1215c kind. &c yard
Many more bargains that
are not advertised.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
The RoyaI Box.

The young and new king Of Portugal
Is said to be poet.
There have been twenty-seven cases
Of insanity in the Bavarlan royal fam
lily during the last hundred years.
There is not a queen in Europe who
buys so many gloves as Queen Alex
andra. She often uses two pairs day
and sometimes more. They are all
made In Paris.
The emperor OF Austria makes the
plainness Of his fare something Of a
hobby, attributlng to it his long life
and good health. Mix porridge for
breakfast a little cold poultry and
cheese for luncheon and an equally
simple menu for dinner satisfy this
emperor Of Austria and king Of Hun
gary.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Picture Specials

Gold plated candlesticks ;
regular Soc and SIPS. Special
4oc and 6oc.
Pictures; with black frames
and gilt corners; ; regular 25c,
I5c
Pictures; regular 5oc. ..35c
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
sO6 TO si4 MARKET STREET
Basement offerings

Io-quart rinsing pan; regular
lSC sss... yC
The new game, "Diabolo :"
/SC size ............. soc
Toilet paper; regular Ioc,
a for 2Sc
Ioc clothespin bag and three
dozen clothespins .......Ioc
Minute gelatine; regular Ioc,
4 for 25c
Sample package Of Minute
Tapioca given absolutely free
to every customer in our base
ment tomorrow.
Sample bottle of Liquid We
neer to everyone making a pur-
chase in our basement to-mor-
row.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Stationery Reduced

so sheets of paper, so en-
elopes; good quality; Irish
linen finish; regular price 300.
Tomorrow .............. 25c
Framelettes; assorted sizes;
regular sc ............,...3c
r2-inch paper doilies Easter
Lilies, Palm and Pointsetti ;
Is in a package; regular I2c
package ................ oc
S-inch size as above; regular
Sc, SC; 5-inch size, regular SC,
&C.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09

A little arrowroot inclosed in a mus
lin bag and placed in the water in
which handkerchiefs are boiled will
give the latter a faint and agreeable
scent when ironed. If borax is added
to the water in which they are finally
-insed. they win assume the right de-
rec OF stiffness without being hard, as
actually Etarched.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Ponular Books. 2oc

We have selected "a popular
titles for Diamond Days sell
ing. These books are we'll
bound, but a few Of them are
slightly soiled; they are reou-
lar 5o-cent editions; for to-
morrow only .2oc
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Selling Campaign That
Will Create a Stir

Every season, every year, we
sell better styles, better fit
tings, and better made suits,
skirts, etc, at lower prices than
any other store. Anl we sell
more garments; we make up in
volume of sales what VIC con-
cede in price.
For a few days we are going
to roll up a further increase in
the volume of our sales; we're
going to undersell our own
previous lowest prices of a few
weeks ago-which, as we said
through our advertisements,
were the lowest-quality con-
sidered-that even we had ever
offered.
These suits and skirts are
the very latest styles. Every
garment is new, every style
and cut Of the latest, every gar
ment made of popular mater
ials.
Women's stylish suits, $II.7s
and $145o; were $1,000 to
S2o.oo-and S22.oo to $4,000.
Women's ultra stylish skirts,
$1,000; regular SI2.oo and Sis.
Women's nobby jackets;
special $500; were S6.7s.
Candy Specials for Tomorrow
Peanut clusters; regular CSC,
zoe
Chocolate caramels; regular
25c ............... zoe
Spice strings; regular 15c,
12c
Jelly eggs; regular I5c. .Iac
Nut kisses; regular 25c. .2oc
Half-Wool Wolfe. 2ec
s6-inch half-wool voile;
black, cream, new brown and
navy; the regular SOC quality,
2oc
Mixed and plaid cotton suit
ings; SO inches wide; regular
25c yard. Tomorrow. .I8c
Mems and Youths Suits, $1o
Just at the beginning of
Spring here we are with an
item of mems and youths suits
at a IS per cent. reduction.
These suits are this seasons
style, and are we'll worth the
first price, but with our deter
mination to make Diamond
Day a feature Of this store, we
could not stop for that, and
here they are.
The materials are mixed
worsteds and fancy cashmere; /;
there are almost all sizes in the
lot; every suit is fashionably
tailored and neatly made; reg
ular prices $I2.oo and $1,000.
Special .............. $1,000
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Mems Oxford Ties,
$I.oo and $2.4o

Broken lots Of mems Oxford
ties; gun metal and coltskin; I;
also few tans; regular price
$3.50 and $500. Special. 81. 40
Mems gun metal Oxfords;
regular $3.50. Special o.. .SI.oo
Renaissance Door Panels
100 of these pretty panels in
assorted designs; both white
and Arabian; on imported net /;
will fit any size glass up to 3S
by As inches regular SOC. 3oc
Tomorrow Starts a Garment
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Women's Vests, oc
Belting. sc
Women's Initial Hand
kerchiefs

Lot L. 2s dozen fine lawn
bandkerchiefs; with fancy I'M
tial. Special ........''''''4S
Lot Fine all linen hand
kerchief: initial enclosed IN
fancy embroidered wreath oao
initials; regular Ia1zc quality
&C
Lot 3-Women's pure linen
handkerchieis; a very large as
sortment OF designs, enclosing
initial regular lSc...... l217S
Evening journal., 1908-04-09

Japan is perhaps the only country IN
world where the fashions In wo'
ms dress have not changed material
. In 1900 years.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Persian Trinmings-Whole-. .
sale Price

We have several dozen
pieces of Persian trimmings
that have been reduced very
materially for this days sell
ing. These trimmings are suit
able for dresses or vestings.
They come in most all widths
and colors; the lengths are
from IA yards to S yards. At
the Lace Department.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Shirtwaist Rufs. 1ac

Very slightly mussed; regu-
lar 25c.
A few slightly soiled bustles,
regular 25c and soc. .Ioc
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Black Jap Silk

27-inch black Jap silk; good
qualitv the regular soc quail
ity. Special for tomorrow
only .................. 30c
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Children's Gingham Dresses,
roc

Children's gingham dresses /;
pink and blue; I to a years /;
regular 25c. These dresses are
the regular summer dresses for
little folks, and goes to show
that we are offering seasonable
goods on Diamond Days. Spe-
cial .................... I0c
Women's Sunbonnets; blue,
green and brown gingham /;
also white ones for the chill
dren; regular CSC .........Ioc
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Mems Working Shirts, 25c

Mems Working SHIRTS, 25c
Mems working shirts; odd
lots; dark and light colors
stripes and plaids; collars at
tached; regular price SOC. .25c
Mems black h hose; silk
isle; regular soc kind. Special
35c ................3 Tor SIoo
Mems hemstitched handker-
chiefs; cotton; Ioc kind. Spec
cial ...A................. &C
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Mems Trousers, S1.75

Mems worsted and cashmere
trousers; neatly made of good
material; regular price $3.50;
SI.75
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Coat and Coat Suit Suitings

s2-inch all wool striped suit
ings for coats and coat suits (;
the very best quality; regular
price SI.5o yard. Special for
Diamond Day .... .SI.25
Plain and all wool voile;
black only; 10 inches wide;
regular $I.5o ......SI.39 yard
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Novelties

Cuff pins; gilt; pretty chased
patteTns; regular 25c. ....I2c
Gilt bracelets; some chased,
others set with colored stones (;
regular 25c .....I5c
Belt buckles; pretty pat
terms; regular 25c .......15c
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Specials in Rugs

Heavy wool Smyrna rugs ;
rich notified effects; p by 90
inches; an excellent rug for
bed or bathroom; regular
SI.2S ............... YOC
Shiraz Brussels rug; heavy
auahtv all wool; A by 9 feet,
for living room or den; regular
$500 ............... 94.OO
Silkoline lambrequins; for
mantle draperies; ? yards long,;
regular S5c ..............o .o5c
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Bows Knee Pants

Most all sizes; regular soc;
several different kinds Of cloth (;
regular soc ..............3Ic
Evening journal., 1908-04-09

Is an excellent plan In making the silk
or linen petticoat to have the upper
part Of the skirt separate from the
fiounce, the latter being attached by
means OF small buttons and button
holes--The- skirt -therefore>b be -cnt
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Hear TelraZZini Sing
on the Victor

Nine Tetrazzin has made of the greatest in
operate history this country and has with reception
almost unparalleled The great Manhattan Opera House in
New York has been crowded every time this famous soprano
has appeared and she has been greeted with series of the
tremendous ovatons Philadelphia has also felt the power Of
this wonder soprano shown when she appeared the
Academy Of Music not long ago.
1t is wonderful voice with which this great soprano is
electrfyng her audience remarkable purity great
range while her coorature work brilliant beyond any descp
ton which can be put into cold type.
1t perhaps enough say here that this marvellous
has beenrecorded in all its beauty and power the Victor
ords and the list contains all of the numbers with which Nine
Tetrazzini has made her greatest trumphs
We have made arrangements for special the
Vctroa of these records for usual Friday entertainment
This concert begins promptly at 23o p. m.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Women's Collars and Neckties,
I21zc each

Women's striped madras
stiff collars; all white; sizes II
to I315; very extra. ....121sc
Silk neckties; plaids, checks
and plain colors .....12Hc
Beaded change purses; all
colors; regular 81 kind. soc
Leather college bags; tan,
blue and green; regular $I.oo,
7Sc
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Soap, Talcum Powder and
Toilet Water

Soap; 3 pieces in box; anti
septic, nursery or toilet; regu-
lar 25c box. Special ..I5c
Borated talcum powder; DR..
Fehrn's high grade make ;
regular a5c. Diamond Day,
Ioc box
Riker's toilet water; white
lilac, white heliotrope, lily Of
the valley and violet; regular
25c bottle ............Ioc
Evening journal., 1908-04-09

Merritt Lynch Of St. Jones. has re-
moved his family to mis- city.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Special-Women's Spring
Suits. $3.50

For Diamond Day we are
making as the leading special
these Stylish Spring Suits for
women and misses. These
suits are made of the leading
suit materials, are cut in the
very latest style and are taste
fully trimmed and neatly fn-
ished. The regular price is
$1,000.
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
PROGRAMME /:

...................
(Scod Masetto)
Rigoeti CverdD Italian
dearest Name)
hinhoue.
CBel Song)
Dinoah Ombra eggiera
(Shadow
BarbreUna poc italian
a Little Voice Heard)
FIgarovo che Sapete
(Vhat Is This Feellng)
Trayata All fos lin italian
Qs This the One)
Evening journal., 1908-04-09

Mixed and plaid cotton suit
ings; SO inches wide; regular
25c yard. Tomorrow. ..I8c
Evening journal., 1908-04-09
Half-Wool Voile. 2oc

36-inch half-wool voile;
black, cream, new brown and
navy; the regular SOC quality,
oO-
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-04-01

The following series of correspon
dence is almost self-explanatory 1t is
a record Of transactions between two
shippers living at Bossburg, Wash,
and Herman Metzger, dealer in wool,
mohair and hides ETC., at Portland,
Ore. 1t will be apparent to the reader
after perusing the letter sent to us
by DR.. Smith, of Bossburg, and also the
letter sent to us by Herman Metzger,
that it is difficult for The Ranch to
draw definite conclusions. If we could
determine from what evidence we have
at hand that Mr.. Metzger was in the
wrong we would not hesitate to deal
with him as he would deserve. His
explanation, however, sounds very
reasonable and logical and he offers
to give us further proof of his sincerity
If we desire. On the other hand, the
letter from Mr.. Smith contains charges
which, If they could be proven true,
would be extremely condemnatory to
the reputation of Mr.. MetZger. Mr..
Smith, however, does not prove coz
clusively in his letter that he was un-
fairly dealt with and as he merely
requests that we publish the transac-
ton, we herewith comply, but believe
it only fair to give Mr.. Metzger a hear
ing at the same time. We will leave
the entire matter to the justice of our
readers. We would state that in the
first place Mr. Smith wrote to us ask
ing us to expose Mr. MetZger owing
to a transaction which Mr.. Smith and
another shipper had with the broker
We wrote Mr.. Smith that if he could
prove that Mr. Metzger had treated
him according to questionable business
methods we would be glad to publish
his reputation to our readers. We
wrote Mr.. Metzger at the same time
requesting prompt explanation from
him. The following letter is the one
written to us by DR.. A. G. Smith, of
Bossburg, Washington:
Bossburg, Wash, Feb. 20, 1908.
Editor The Ranch.
Dear Sir: Yours relative to one
Herman Metzger, who contracted for
my wool and mOhair, received and in
reply will say the facts are as follows:
Mr. Chas Carter and myself shipped
our wool to Herman MetZger, No. 226
Front Street, Portland, Ore, with the
understanding that we were to get
20 cents per pound for our wool and
80 cents for mohair. Below you will
find his letter, and within ten days
we had our shipment on the road.
shipped 112 pounds of mohair and IT'S
pounds of wool. Mr.. Carter shipped
160 pounds of wool. Last week after
nearly nine months, he sent us checks
at the rate of II cents for the wooi
and rs cents for the mohair. He held
out six pounds on the mohair for
shrinkage, and eight pounds on the
wool, thereby defrauding me out of
$40 on the mohair and 1851 on the
wool, total of 1871, and Mr.. Car
ter's in the same proportion, after
keeping the wool for nearly nine
months. The date of shipment was
within ten days from date of his letter,
June Goth. hope you will give this
space in your valuable paper so that
wool and mohair growers will be prop
erly warned against this man. Re-
spectfully yours.
DIR. A. G. SMITH.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-04-01
TWO SIDES OF A QUESTION.

Following is the letter sent by Mr..
Metzger to Mr.. Smith just previous to
the time when the shipment was
made:
Portland, Ore, June 20, 1907.
DR.. A. G.. Smith, Bossburg, Wash.
Dear Sir: Yours of the 18th instant
duly received and noted contents. In
reply would state that your ideas on
wool are entirely too high. We are
paying for such wool as we receive
from you 20 cents per pound and
should it be better than we expect we
might do better, but we would not
promise. For the mohair, if it is twelve
months growth stock we will pay you
80 cents per pound, delivered here
Awaiting your shipment, l remain
yours truly, HERMAN METZGER.
In reply to the editors request for
an explanation from Mr.. Metzger, he
has written us the following letter,
which sounds very reasonable. We do
not know that it is so in this case, but
in many instances the shipper is quick
to condemn because he does not under
stand market conditions and the vicis-
STUDIES of business. The letter fol-
lows:
Portland, Ore, Feb. 10, 1908.
Editor The Ranch:
Your communication of the 18th in
slant duly received, and in reply would
state that we know to whom you refer.
1t is party in Bossburg, Wash. The
facts are as mentioned below, which
we can certify to and want it under
stood that we are ready to prove our
statement.
Some time last season they inquired
of us the quotation on wool and mo-
hair, which we gave them, but the
goods which they sent to us were not
like what they previously had shipped
to us, and we made them an offer,
according to the value, which they
refused to take. We told them that
we were ready at any time to give
them their goods back and still have
them here. We either were willing to
ship the goods back to them, or have
some one call for them, which they
seemed unwilling to do. / am sure
that we cannot do more than return
the goods, in which case, you surely
would know that we would not take
any advantage of them whatever,
neither was there any intention on our
part to do so. A few days ago we
heard from them that they were salts
fed to accept our price. Then we re-
mitted to them for their shipment.
We should be pleased, indeed, if one
Of your representatives will call on
Us, so that we can show them the en-
tire transaction and correspondence
that took place. These people are
ignorant as to business methods and
they think If they cannot have their
own way that the merchant is trying
to get the best of them.
Thanking you for addressing us in
this connection, and hoping you will
give us an opportunity of showing you
all our correspondence in reference
to the above, which I am sure will
prove to you that we tried to deal
squarely with them, l remain, yours
truly, H. METZGER.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-04-01
lone, Wash, March 16, 1908.

lone, Wash, March 16, 1908.
Editor The Ranch:
About month ago l wrote you to
change my address and send The
Ranch to lone, Morrow County, Ore
gon. The address now is Estacada,
r. F. D., Oregon. My address prior
to Estacada was Arden, Stevens Coun-
ty, Wash. Please attend to this, as
think more of your paper than any
other of like character printed on this
Coast. D. c. ELY.
lone, Oregon.
Editor The Ranch:
I see in The Ranch that you have q
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-04-01

The Giant Powder Co, Con-. San
Francisco, was the first company In
U. s. to start making high explosives
for all purposes, and for 40 years or
more the original brands Of the Giant
Powder Co. Con-, and their products
have been known throughout the U.
S.. Mexico, Central America and Can
ada. Their goods have been initiated
all over the world, but never eQualled.
They make two brands Of low ex-
plosives expressly adapted for your
work-Judson Improved Powder Tin
bulk) and Giant Stumping, 20 per
cent N. G., put up in cartridges u
Ks inches. Every ounce of material
used in making either brand Is 20
lected for special purpose-that Of
forming a large volume OF explosive
gas.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-04-01

book on tomato culture. Does it give
any sprays for the tomato blight? II
it does not, and you have any, please
give me it, Enclosed find rs cents. for
which send me the book, and oblige.
J. l.. WILLIAMS.
Box 80, Sunnyside, Wash.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-04-01

Editor The Ranch:
Dear Sir: l would beg to state that
like The Ranch very much; in fact,
1t is the most practical farm journal
for the Northwest that know of.
FRED FUNK.
R. F. d. No. l, Arlington, Wash.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1908-01-24
Guthrie Wallace.

SnrLo, nvnninn N tno rosi-
do,co If M. and Mrs John \,
wallace Row ~ \ Robeson said
+ho word. which made thedaurh-
for of fine home, Miss Edna. the
wife Of John Guthrie. Aside
fro,r +be faniIv Miss Caddo Cor.
maj, and Sam Marshal were the
only orns nra.ant at fine wedding
Hr;.. Edr, !. onn of Canvon
Ci+y.. fairast and most lovabIe
~ ,a'I;,. .,J 1a,. husband
So"'iN '',''c' '''''' ''N' ''''
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1908-01-24
Canyon Chapter R. A. NJ.

At the regular monthly meet
ing. held Monday night, twelve
applications for the Royal Arch
degrees were received and favor
ably acted upon and arrange
ments made to begin comforting
them next Monday afternoon.
Applicants will take due notice
of this and govern themselves
accordingly.
Companions G. NJ. Hardin Of
Amarillo, and +, p. Wilson of
Hereford. were present Monday
night and will also be here again
next Monday to assist in the
work on hand,
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1908-01-24
Miss Emma Brandon. a main

Miss Emma Brandon. a nam
stay of The News Office, goes ont
next week to take a situation be
hind the counters with the Can
yon Mercantile and Hardware
Company.
W. J. Luna of Plains, was in
town Monday. VERY quiet
down that way, he says, but that
great things are expected with
the opening of spring. From his
general appearance Bill indicates
prosperity.
J. NJ. Burkhalter Of Ceta, was
in town Saturday, Referring to
The News request for wheat
acreage reports he said that in
his immediate naborhood $50
acres would cover the amount
SoWn and that it was doing well.
John A. Wallace returned Fri
day from his trip TO Chicago. He
says that it took four days and as
many nights for his cattle to
reach Kansas City; that he sold
one car there and the other two
in Chicago and that on the whole
he lost some $3.50 on the ship
ment
Brother billiard of the Lubbock
Avalanche warns his delinquent
subscribers that if they don t
pay up he will have to raise the
price of subscription. If his de
linQuents are like some of ours,
we think they could stand the
raise without detriment to their
pocket books. Tulia Standard.
Getting ready to go to his ranch
early Friday morning of last
week, IL. w. OKcefe had an ankle
dislocatcd. He was trying to
catch horse in "A stable and the
animal. making a break to get
out. knocked him over with the
result stated. He has been laid
MP since and altho not seriousl y
hurt, it may be some time before
he can walk about freely.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1908-01-24

loss will omount to ~ OOO at least
and conoing ot thi. tino with
,,,o,,o, and IFS recommendations
.o urcnrtain if * = severe blow
- t,o.o nrouro..ive and entor.
,,ris;,r hrotI.ors
u,ho o,.;r;r or tbo fro :. inf
down IN soma MAMMALIAN. or t,,r,n
u,bo or4or snnndinu tho ripht
+boro had no,.hons Iiybtnd hi.
nina nr;,,. +, Io,r;nu and bonce
tho cnng,u,,tio, II nnst bovo
boon ,brn .o,nn coraIoss not or
,his character for enemies fine
how. bovo mana 50 farms onvhodv
I,,orrs
Tbn husinnss has been = GOOD
ana from tho bauirpinu and was
uottinr bottnr ove,.v dov The
nonocitv of tho nlant was soma
frt,, n,,ttro.so. NOR dav and
larya orders ,raro nm fle when
tho hurn c,n,o
Tbomoy Rro. are inclined to
robuiId This foctorv bu+ cav that
tbov cannot ,volI do sonow unloss
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1908-01-24
mo Hogs in Town.

Such is the edict Of PlainvieW
over the signature Of her mayor.
Plainvicw will no longer tolerate
the keeping of ONE HOG within
her limits and we, the people of
Canyon City, should do likewise.
The one and only one sensible
way for a town the size of Canyon
City to deal with the hog is to
Danish him entirely out of the
city limits.