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Racing Magnates Call
One Another Names
SPECIAL DISPATCH TO TIE CALL

Los ANGELES, Sept. 1.-THE direc-
tors Of the Los Angeles racing associa-
ton, which operates the track at Area
dia, held their final meeting this morn
ing and reelected A. w. Hamilton pre-
siding Judge; Ed. Cole, associate Judge
and p. p. Pomeroy. clerk of the scales.
The meeting was a stormy one. Presi-
dent Baldwin started the excitement by
urging II. A. Unruh for manager. Vice
President J. L. Holland opposed this
and rushed out of the rom. About the
first man he saw outside was Clem
Creveling. a Baldwin retainer. and spit
ting a vile term at CreVeling he
charged with having caused all the
trouble. Holland struck at Creveling
who grabbed him and held him until
the two were separated
Baldwin's grievances were salved
over, to a certain extent, by the cleo
tions His nephews, Charley and George
Baldwin, were made patrol judge and
entry clerk, respectively: Creveling, as
sistant paddock judge. and c. G. West,
a timer. Tom Williams successfully
fought against Joe Murphy's appoint
ment as presiding judge and II. A I'm
rub as manager and it is now supposed
that Williams will give the local track
the necessary dates, beginning Novem-
Der IA.
In the Pacific coast club bulletin of
entries of George Baldwin, trainer
This was for the in and out running of
Baldwin's Lisaro at Emeryville last
spring.
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champion, just as ne haQ uOne SeNeral
days ago against Nathan w. Niles, the
holder OF the eastern intercollegiate
title. The San Franciscan won in
straight sets. S-6, So, Ga Johnson
Long as he had used the previous day
against Irving c. Wright of Boston,
but Longs superb net playing resulted
IN his undoing.
ing the superior generalship in work
ing his opponent out OF position. AT
times the playing aroused the Specta-
tors TO wild enthusiasm, with its bril-
liant rallies and remarkable kills and
returns. johnson displayed fine grit
and even temper throughout
MISS SUTTON VICTORIOUS
Miss May Sutton and Simpson Sinsa-
baugh won the championship match in
mixed doubles. defeating Mrs. FarQu-
har and Louis Freeman in straight sets,
11-9, e-3. Miss SuttOn's steadiness,
combined with Sinsabaugh's fast net
game, was too much for the opposing
team. Mrs Farquhar played splendid
game from the back court, but at the
net was passed by Miss Sutton's fast
drives. AS usual in a mixed doubles
match. the men did considerable poach-
ing. Sinsabaugh outplayed Freeman at
this game. and it was due to this that
he and his partner won the match
Miss May Sutton disposed of Miss
Hazel Hotchkiss in straight sets in the
finals Of the ladies singles, Miss Hotch-
kiss winning hVe games IN TWO sets.
The score was 6-3, CO.
Miss Hotchkiss put up brilliant ten
MIS- but could not cope with the fast
and accurate driving OF her expert op-
ponent. Her handling of high lobs
was very good. winning many points
by hard smashing, and her volleying
was good enough to defeat any woman
player on the coast with the exception
Of Miss Sutton, who is in a class by
herself.
The junior doubles were completed TO
the final round. John Strachan and II.
Fuchs and Robert Strachan and Byron
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Larned and Richie Win
on the Courts

BOSTON. Sept 17.-While Great
Britain and the United States broke
even in the two matches which opened
the international lawn tennis contests
at the Longwood cricket club today,
the visitors showed the stronger team,
for NJ. J. Ritchie Of London put out
Beals c. Wright Of Boston with greater
ease than William A Larned of Sum-
NIT, n. J., defeated John G. Parke of
Dublin.
Both matches were straight set af-
fairs, Ritchie defeating Wright 6-1, 6-3,
60, and Larned overcoming Parke 6-3,
6-3. rs. Ritchie scored 80 points TO 81
for Wright. while Larned played 113
strokes to IS for Parke.
Nearly 5000 spectators saw the two
matches. Larned showed the same
steady but beautifully varied game
which carried him to victory at New
port last month. While Parke, by cool,
clever work in the back court, broke
through the service of the American
player twice and carried 10 of the 80
games TO deuce, he could not get by
the stone wall defense at the net or
handle cIeanly the hard driven balls at
the base line Parke made rs misplays
TO SO by Larned, while the American
carried off S5 finely played shots to %
for the 1rishman. In the last set
Parke had Larned 4-2 and So, but the
American champion rallied and took the
next three games and the match.
Meantime Wright was playing a los
ing game with Ritchie. If he ran in
the Englishman passed him easily at
the net, while if he hung back Ritchie
drove the bali far out of his reach.
Ritchie showed clever adaptability to
the American game by killing many of
Wrights lobs and playing a little OF
the same game himself. AS a rule,
however, his work was of much the
same character as that of Parke-low
drives over the net. well placed and
carefully judged in speed.
Tomorrow the visitors will meet the
American champions. II. II. Hackett and
i. B. Alexander. in the only doubles
event Of the series.
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Baseball Notes

Bernard Is still out OF the game on account of
severe attack of rheumatism. He has not
been greatly missed, as Wheeler is PLAYING
grand game at second. Wheeler got away with
nine chances yesterday.
Gray was chagrined at the loss of the game.
He apparently blamed his own team mates as
much as the Oaklanders, for he knew that one
little hit in either of several innings would have
won the game for him.
Although Wright is back in the game his dn-
ger is still in bad shape and he is forced to
keep it bandaged. This prevents the crack OAK
land pitcher doing his best work. He was care
full not to go after any hard grounders or to
swing at the ball with his usual zest
The kids were there again in all their glory
and usual they devoted all of their time to
roofing for Oakland and grabbing at the Angels
They seemed TO take special delight in tearing
into Dillon and Jud Smith.
Notice was served on the Oakland team YES
terday that Cleveland had drafted Second Base
man Frank Truesdafe- The Oakland people be-
lieve that they can beat this draft They al
lege that Truesdale was singled out by Cleveland
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Del Coronado First il
TrOt at Syracuse

SYRACUSE, n. Y, Sept. II. - The
spectators at the trotting races at the
state fair today witnessed spectacular
racing. Especially was this true of
the 2;l0 trot in each heat of which the
finish was of the eyelash order. with
the big California horse Del Coronado
finally taking the purse. Summary:
2:l0 trotting, 3 in 5. purse 81 20o-Del Coron
ado won the second. third and fourth heats in
2:O912, 2:l1L, 2:1l. Zazs on the first heat in
2.0914. FL Nalsgro, AxteIlay GenteeI Fl. IoysI.
Belle Bird. Chime Bells, Raffes and Berico
also started.
2:13 pace. in 3. purse 81 .2oo-Dr. Ronnav
won three straight heats in 2:IlI5 2:I2 2:IIN
Miss Abbell, Pender Jr and Halle Direct also
started.
200 pace. 3 in 5. purse sl,2oo-Leslie water.
man won the third. fourth and fifth heats in
2:0sk. 2:0sh. 2:lll4- Charlie Hal won the
second heat in 2:o6M. Matte Chimes won the
first heat in 2:07A. Milton s Jr William r
and Lady of Honor also started.
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Batkin are the successful teams that
will compete for the championship to-
morrow.
Miss Elizabeth Ryan won the ladies'
consolation singles. defeating Miss Dora
Rogers in the final, 6-2. 6-1.
{. Rogers won the mems consolation
6-1, 6-3.
TODAY'S TOURNAMENT PLAY
The challenge match in mems doubles
will be played tomorrow afternoon.
Nathan w. Niles and Irving c. Wright
VIII meet Maurice Mclaughlin and
George J. James for the championship
of the Pacific states. The champion
ships in women's doubles and junior
doubles also will be decided.
In ladies' doubles Miss May Sutton
and Miss Elizabeth Ryan will meet
Mrs. B. o. Bruce and Miss Florence
Sutton. In the junior doubles ].
Straehan and H. Fuchs will be opposed
to Robert Strachan and Byron Batkin
The junior singles will be completed to
the finals. Summary:
Junior singles. preliminary round-Fred Rob
bins won from NJ. Evans. 6-l, %; A. Bull won
from II. Comstock. "a. 3-6. 6-3: Robert Strachan
from Frank Hobson 60. 6-2; John Strachan
won from r. Holland. g., 81.
First round. upper half-willian Johnston won
from II. Waldeck, 10, 6-3; Byron Batkin won
from r. Greenberg 6-1, g.; c. Rogers won from
b. Smith, 6-2, 60.
First round, lower half-H. Fuchs won from
c. Curley. ga. 6-1.
Junior doubles. preliminary round-R Smith
and Walter Nsorsanger Won from r. Greenberg
and A. Bull, 6-3. co.
First round upper haIf-John Strachan and
Fuchs from Evans and Comstock CO. Ell:
Smith and Voorsanger from Holland and
Oyster 90, 6-I.
First round. lower half-Johnston and HUFF
from Robbins and Curley, So 6-3: Robert
Strachsn and Batkin won from Rogers and Wal
deck. 10. 6-3.
Semifnals, upper half-John Strschan and
Fuchs won from Smith and yoorsanger, 3-6,
81, 60.
SemifnaIs. lower haIf-Robert Strachan and
Batkin from Johnston and Huff, 10 81
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ANACONDA PURSE WINNERS

ANACONDA Mont, Sept 17.-Summarv:
First race, four and half furlongs-Sir Barry.
won: Yellowfoot second; Poleyard third. Time
:5SK.
seconds race, five furlongs-Duke OF Orleans
won: Ontario Oregon, second; Helsme third.
Time, 1:051z.
Third race, six furlongs Neugent won:
Ruscimo, second; STRAIT Martin third. Time
1:20h.
Fourth race seven furlongs-Burnolette won;
hi Caul Cap, second: Mendon, third. Time
1851.
Fifth race seven furlongs-Lord Rossington
won; Manila, second; Nancy ". third. Time
1:35.
sixth race one mile-woIfville won: Contri.
button, second; Eudora, third. Time, 1:49.
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Plenty Of Trout and
Prairie Chickens
San FranCiScanS Enjoy Outing
i'm Region Astounding i'm
SmaH Game

Sidney L. Schwarty, a stock broker,
who was formerly the champion sprint
er of the Academic league, and Selby
Badt, former Polytechnic high school
athlete. have returned from the Snow
lake district. near Wells, New. where
the Badts own large cattle ranch of
which Selby Badt is manager.
They report that prairie chickens
NrI MgIe III apuIdSnJe 1i anu .IaI sns t.ou'
Two weeks were spent in the noun
tains around Snow lake. While an
telope were seen on seen on several
occasions. the hunters .could not get
within shooting distance.
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Peter Ounce Improves
in Hildreth's Hands
Shows High Speed i'm Winning
the Culver Handicap at
GraveSend
SPECIAL DISPATCH TO THE CALL

GRAVESEND, Sept. IT,. Peter
Ounce. the horse purchased recently at
keene's sale by Sam Hildreth. won the
Culver handicap today in nearly track
record time and beat the fastest horses
In training over the short six furlong
course. The son of Commando defeated
MIS- oponents, among them Baby Wolf.
winner of the Swift stakes. in run away
fashion. He caught his stride quickly
at the start and opened a gap so swift
ly shat the rear division seemed like so
many huckster horses. From start to
IN the slightest danger of defeat. At
the winning post he was three lengths
In front. Summary:
Weather clear; track fast.
FIRST RACE--2 year olds, handicap. $500
added, about six furlongs:
Horse, Weight and Jockey. Fin
Royal Captive. ia lNotterJ ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS L
Petticoat, 10e (E. bugan). .................2 q
Fashion Plate, lie Oh SMITH ..............3 3
Time, Ill Lady Hubbard. Killereen, Guate-
motzin, Merry knight, La Belle Agnes and Lady
Selma finished as named.
SECOND RACE year olds and upward.
steePlechase. selling, $500 added, about two and
Horse. Weight and Jockey. Fin.
Pirate, 143 taIcKinney) 4
Caller, 143 Douohue). Observation-Disclosures 2
Grandpa, 145 Henderson,. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .
Time. 4:55. Sandy Creeker, Paprika, Rufus
Palm and Faquero finished named.
THIRD RACE-The Culver. 81, 900, a handicap
FOR all ages. about six furlongs:
Horse, Weight and Jockey. Fin
Peter Ounce, lie (Shilling) ng)...............I L
King Cobalt. 1l0 Notter) er)..................2 .
i,ieeld Mouse, 95 (Gilbert). ).............--.... &;
Time, :09. Ben Ban, Baby Wolf. DE Mund
and Fountainblesu finished as named.
FOURTH RACIAL sges. handicap, $500
added, one and sixteenth miles:
Horse, Weight and Jockey. Fin.
Far West, 104 (Sweet). L
Iourenne. 1lS tMcCarthy1- -.-.., ,...---..-....SS
Gretna Green, Ill (NOtter). r)....................3 3
Time, :47 SO. Don Enrique, Killiecrankie
Mayfeld and Lane Allen finished as named.
FIFTH RACES year olds and upward, sell
Ing $500 added, about six furiongs:
Horse, Weight and Jockey. Fin
Director, los q. Leel. L
Dolly Spanker, 10S &c. Dugan)- an)-,...............3 8
Time, 11O 3-5 Boems. L'Amour, Colossal and
Burgher finished named
SIXTH RACE-Maiden year old hIIies, sell
ing, $500 added, i've and a half furlongs:
Horse, Weight and Jockey. Fin.
Twilight, 90 (AfcCahey). Observation-Disclosures. 4
Merry Gift, 94 Upton) Observation-Disclosures. >
OPri, 90 tIs Martinl .3
Time, l:07 As. Blue Grass. Rosslare. Merise,
Constellation, Adelaide r, Yankee Daughter, En-
erey, Alice Mack, Clef, Bay Queen, Red Doe
and Blue Tie finished as named
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of Fran sJournan
Californian Trims Last Of Fasteners
in Finals of Tennis Singles
By GeOrqe J. James
SPECIAL DISPATCH 10 THE CALI

DEL MONTE, Sept. 17.-Mevile Long OF San Francisco
singles champion the Pacific earned the right today
challenge Mclaughlin the holder OF the coveted
title These young rivals will clash in the challenge match
looking forward that should
be travelling Mclaughlin wresed the champion
ship Long the Del Monte last Since that time
and Mclaughlin at all times
appeared shade his fellow San franciscan Both
of these youths still in their
Long upheld California against the the final
with Wallace F. Johnson of Philadelphia nterscholastc
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DAYBREAI1 TAXES $500 PURSE

races
Three year old Dace-RaF O. Light won; Nor
trir. second; Cora, third. Time. 2:09k
2:i6 pace-JosephiDe first; Tom Murphy sec
oDd: kenwest, third Time 2.09
esi4 trot, Lewis and Clark purse S5OO0-Day-
break, won: Berta Mac second; Nogi third.
Time, 2:10k.
Six furlongs, selling (running)-Forest Rose
won: Calves, second; Kamsaek, third. Time
s,I4a
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WINNERS AT JAMESTOWN

JAMESTOWN, Sept. 17.-Summary:
First race ave furlongs-Hanonia won. Ok
ford Belle second, Automatic third. Time,
LOO 3-5.
Second race. and sixteenth miles
Grenesque won, Laughing Eyes second, Miss
Vigilant third. Time, las 4-5.
Third race, one and a quarter miles-Rio
Grando won. D'Arkle second, Besterling third.
Time, 2:08 3-5.
Fourth race. six furlongs-Giles won, Zeola
second. Wild Cherry third. Time liza As
Fifth race, one mile--Imboden won, Woolstone
second, Silver Brook third. Time, 1:42.
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Rally in Ninth Gives
Beavers the Game

PORTLAND. Ore. Sept. 17.-Port-
land won today in a great ninth inning
rally. San Francisco had a lead of one
when Portland went to the bat for the
last time. A walk and hit sent Casey
to third and Bassey's hit tied the score.
McCredie then hit cleanly over short,
winning the game. Score:
SAN FRANCISCO
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Two base hit--Heitmuller. Sacrifice hits
Heltmuller, Delmas. La Longe. First base on
called balls-on Gray 4. on Wright 5. Struck
out-By Gray z, by Wright 6. Hit by pitched
ball-Slattery, Heitmuller, G.. Smith. Double
plays-Smith to Wheeler to Dillon. Eagan to
Truesdale to Sattery. Delmas to Wheeler to
Dillon, Dillon to Delmas to Dillon. Passed ball
--Easterly. Time of game hour and As min
utes. Umpires-0 Connell and Perine.
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Two out when winning run wa
PORTIINn
SUMMARY

Struck out-By Griffin 4, by Garrett g. by
Browning 8. Base baIls-By Griffin .. by
Garrett 8. by Browning l. Two base hits
Zeder, Hildebrand, McArdle. Three base hit
Ryan. Sacrifice hits-Cooney (2).N johnson, Dan
zig, McArdle, Berry (2l. First base on errors
Portland l. Passed ball-Madden. Left on
pitched-By Griffin 9, by Browning s. Base
hits-Of Griffin 8, 3; off Browning f. runs
2; charge defeat TO Browning Time OF game
2 hours and Is minutes. Umpires-Flynn and
Cheyne.
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STANDING OF THE CLUBS
American League


DETROIT, Sept. 17.-Detroit played
a ragged game in the field, but saved
itself from defeat by heavy hitting.
Donovan's pitching and Crawford's hit
ting were about the only redeeming
features. New York had some hard
luck, one throw to the plate BY Hemp
hill getting away on a false bound and
costing two of the three runs that De-
troit made in the third. Score:
Detroit .......................... r II f. E; 4
Nsw p ors aork .;,.........- s.
ming and Kleinow.
CHICAGO, Sept. 1T.-Chicago shut out Wash
ington today. Upportune hitting. bases balls
and errors were responsible for the visitors de-
r. Fl. Il.
Sni,.so i
Batteries White and Sullivan; j. Tannehill
and Street and Kahoe.
CLEVELAND, Sept 17--Cleveland defeated
Boston in pitchers battle between Young and
Joss. Score:
R. H. f.
pn..o,, u ....- '..'..- .,--..-.-...
~ r,s4. =. :, :. ..-- ..........
Batteries--Joss and Bemis; Young and Criger
81. LOUIS, Sept. 17.-Rain stopped the st.
uis-Phiiadelphla game in the fourth inning.
Neither side had scored.
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TRoT FAST THIRD HEAT

PARKERSBURG. ". Va. Sept 17-At the
West Virginia fair association races here this
afternoon the record for trotter in the third
heat on half mile track broken by Hanpv
FL owned by L. II. Suplee, Bryn Bawr Pa
Her time was 2:I1H.
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TRoTTER MAKES a RECoRn

NASHVILLE. Tenn. Sept 17-Ben white
head drove the year old trotter Al STANLEY
q mile against time in 219 yesterday This
Is said 10 be worlds record for . wear
&c trotter a half mile track
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when he was member OF the Houston club of
the Texas league and that the bIc Iearne had
no authority to take this action. IL il likely
that the case will go up before the national
commission, for Oakland win not give up val
liable man like Truesdsle without making
fight.
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National League


NEW YORK. Sept. 17-In loosely played
game New York made 1t three straight from st.
Louis McGinnity was batted out of the box,
but both of st. Louis pitchers were wild and
inenectSe ana the locals had little trouble In
scoring. The score
r. H. E.
ST Louis Observation-Disclosures. IL 4
Batteries-Ray and Moran: McGinnity.
Taylor Bresnahan and Needham. Umpire.
0'Day.
PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 17.--Pittsburg won by
wide margin. 1t was pitchers battle be-
tween Moran and Willis for five innings, Pitts
burg getting only one hit In the last four in
nings the visitors made Is hits, four Of them
IN the sixth inning and five in the eighth. The
home team escaped shutout in the sixth inning
single by knabe and double by Clements
netting run. Score: r. H. E.
Pittsburg "A o
Batteries Willis and Gibson; Moran and
Doom. Umpire-Johnstone.
BROOKLYN. Sept. IT-Brooklyn again de-
feated Cincinnati. Ewing was hit hard while
made his eleventh home run of the season, a
terrific smash to right field Score:
Cincinnati s O
batteries-Ewfng and Schlei: Mcintyre and
Dunn Umpres-0wen and Klein.
BOSTON, Sept. 17.--Chicago took the decisive
game sof the series from Boston. Rueibach
was batted hard. but was very effective with
% men on bases and received good support Four
hits and base balls of Ferguson in the
sixth inning gave the visitors the game. Score:
Chicago 10
Boston .1 70 2
Batteries -Reulbach and King; Tuckey, Fer
guson Bowerman and Smith. umpires-Emslie
and kgier.
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Tigers Field Raggedly,
but Hit Ball Hard
GAMES TODAY
NATIONAL LEAGUE

AHES 1UDA1
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Chicago at Philadelphia.
Pittsburg at New York.
Cincinnati at Boston.
st. Louis at Brooklyn.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Washington at Chicago.
Philadelphia at st. Louis.
New York at Detroit
Boston at Cleveland.
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Angel Champions Fade
Before Wright
Deacon Bill Gets Back Into the
Game and Braces Up His.
Teammates
STANDING Of THE CLUBS

RESULTS OF GAMES
Oakland 2, Los Angeles o.
Portland ), San Francisco A.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1908-03-13
Snakes Reared for Their skins

The idea that snakes are useless
creatures and should be exterminated
wherever found, will have to pass
away, says the Shoe Trade Journal,
as In Australia they are now being
Systematically reared for the sake of
their skins, which have q considera-
bic commercial value in London,
Paris and New York Snakeskin is
the fashionable material for slippers,
belts, bags, purses, jewel boxes, card
cases, dressing-table accessories, etc.
Rabbit trappers supplement their
means considerably by catching young
snakes and extracting their poinson-
Gus fangs. The blacks are also ex-
pert snake catchers. To them the
snake is an agreeable article of diet.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1908-03-13
Chords and Dischords.

"A weathercock which is to be seer
in the vicinity of Westerham, Eng
land, depicts motor car in the act o
running over a pedestrian. At the al
row end stands the avenger-a police
man with upraised hand" says an ex
change. Where is his other hand.
Behind him?
suppose the reason Little Jaci
Horner sat in a corner was because
there was company to dinner and M
room for Jack at the table.
If some Of us had our just dues
the rest of you would be lonesome.
A Coney Island girl has just refused
Brooklyn lover. He met her OF
Monday, proposed on Tuesday ant
was refused on Wednesday. The re
fusal was based on the belief that
he didn't really love her or he
wouldn't have waited so long in pro
posing.
A boy in my neighborhood under
stands the science of domestic dis
cord. If he wants to go anywhere
he asks his father first. If father
says no, he triumphantly advises his
mother to that effect. Inasmuch as
husband and wife never agree and
the wife bosses the field, she in1me
diately tells the boy to get ready and
go. Watch that boy; he is born
politicians NJ
Men who never have had their
names in the papers, should cheer up
Their names were not mis-spelled.
About this time of year suburban.
ite begins to wonder why he was SO
enthusiastic about that garden last
spring.
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W IN
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9NffNE UNCLE
BumbeIbeas.
Copyright: 1907: by Byron Williams.

BumbeIbeas.
Yesterday Stubbie and ME-, gist for Fun.
we wuz Fooling around in thee Run" ="
1t is Vakashun time now, but the school
soon will begin with its rod and rule
so we wuz playing around at our Best,
when we bumped in2 a Bumbelbeas nest!
Gee! did yew ever git stung by a Bea-
won of them big Bumbel fellers by gee2
Stub sez: Lets play we are. Pirates on
Land;
then we win Tackel this bumbel-Bea
bandi
When we have laid awl thee Enemy low,
we will Divide UP the HONEY, You
know!"
So we filled up with thee sand from thee
Crck.
stubbie said: 'Now we will maik them
feel sick!''
throwing our bloodcurdling yeIl thee
breeze,
we charged thee fort of thee wild Bum
belbeas
onward we rushed with thee sand flying
fast
only thee Noise and thee Sand didn't lastl
''BuzzT sed 4 Bumbel6ea close 2 my
"'owr' l heard Stubbie bawl out with
Shrek!
Then about SEVENTY MILLION big
beas
scanned cum after US out of thee Trees!
straight down thee path I could hear
Stubbe yell
/ wuz a follering him purity well!
mil but thee feet of a Bea is red Hot
every Blamed place that they touched
left a Spot!
Stubbie wuz bawiing like time in thee
Brush
when j bumped in2 him there with
rush.
over us still wuz thee beas fiteing Mad
Gracious, thee site of that Crick made
me Glad
Intew thee water we dove from thee
Shore
holding our breath till we can't any
more
Then while our clothes wuz drying
lot,
we put sum Mud on thee Stings that we
got.
when we reeched home we wz swelled
oful Bad
CrackS! them Bumbelbeas must bin
MAD.