The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-08
DRIFTWOOD

Twenty per cent of American wom- en are knock -kneed (Now don't ask us how we obtained this information-- remember we are oashtui oacheior'' A 1000 horse power vertical gas engine. was recently put into opera ton in Runcorn. England But as we have the Honorable Albert J. bevet us beat far in vertical gas engines. Between hygiene and high jenks, the mediorce state Of life Is worth M Curie discovered radium which world next to a Montgomery Blue Eyed Blonde.
 William Rockefeller says. Work. hard, live clean and save your money. But the average man ,a construes c,aan n It 10 10 your income and over 1t too.
 The Camel goes eight days at least
 And never takes a drink s.... If you would stop to think. why in -- don't you give me a saBecause matches are made In heav- en-
 A man in Kansas was attacked the ather day by a big blue eagle. In Alabama we are only attacked by tns stork.
 Emporia reports natural gas lam inc. Independence League please write.)
 man doesn't require any musical education to play the fool.
  up Iate-she may get disguested some night and turn you down.
 Wouldn't a married couple be a team if the contracting .partises only Cheer up-it will soon be time to get out of your nice warm bed and make the morning morning fire 6rei; (Gee' it's Little drops of chocolate
 Tn a fancy box
 Make the erstwhile lover
 Part with hard earned rocks  whats the favOrlte port of the Am erican fleet I wonderP
 "The kind that comes in bottles judging by their record Of 6anquets' My son. I am surprised at your smoking. Do you know where bad lttls Yss 50y9 syirgSowh a who bsSind the barn. Theodore Roosevelt. Jr., has gone to work in carpet factory at five dol. lars a week. However, he'll no doubt write home to dad.
 Every time a dollar drops in the Bryan Campaign till The Buffalo Even pg SHgs thaG~S ape gettng worried sT 0a the time draweth near.
 Friend: Drift. why don't you write a Drift-Tm never up there long enough.
 He-I would go to the end of the She-Yes. but would you send the souvenir post cards as you went along,
 A little love, a little hate,
 A little while and then to dust
 And then a little daisy. -r
 Talk is cheap and women are fond of bargains
 An AII-the-YeaF-ROund- The fall-time's mighty purity with its leaves O red an gold. With Its harvest songs an fields O golden grain. | But tn spring times jes' as beautiful when all the leaves unfold An we hear the matin birds ref The summer too I love it-with the blessings that it brings Moonlight nights an sweetheart's s An TG"sI the bright ie dea fires in the winter
 timc--when the back log sings ! Oh, well-I'm happy any time O 1 year. l whut folks says l am
 Because the seasons al look good to | me,
 For fife to me is puddin' pie an but l termilk an jam
 An life tes take easy like an With most folks it's always too hot | or else its most too cold | But as fer me l really never kere-- Other folks with worry every days But E''Tna me3Tm G'n happy any time o year.
 So says farewell" to sorrow-wher
 there's roses O the May
 An sweethearts are a courtln' IT An. ins sbopts sptt," Shello" to Joy when tn,
 summer time holds sway
 An the mocking birds are singh An, qn 2 ssRs sRs Tsan Scomne in Miss Happiness.
 bout this time every fall An in winter. Brother Bliss. com'
 take a cheer.
 Oh the seasons suit me always-an'
 never kick a-tall
 For I am hasppiyI any tips hP PSST Q tySeMt yesMrti