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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-02
IN FOREIGN PORTS
CABLE REPORT OF SAN
FRANCISCO MERCHANTS
EXCHANGE,
Saturday February 2e.

Saturday February 2e.
~ FOREIGN PORTS
HDNTEREY-Arrived Feb. 2S:
Am. SIP. NJ. Il. Chilcott, hence Feb.
II.
POET HAfFORD-Sallod. FEB. rs:
Am. s. S. Santa Rita. for Honolulu.
~ .O.-Sailcd Feb. 81:
All S. s. Alaskan, for Salina Cruz
. LO-Sailed, Feb. rs:
Br. s. S. Hampstead for Newcastle
TANCOUVER-SaiIed, Feb 2S:
Br. s. s. Aorangi, for Honolulu.
Observation-Disclosures Fob 20:
Jap. S. s. llOngkOng Maru, hence
Feb. II.
SAN FRANCTSCO-Arrived Feb. %
Am. bktne. Irmgard. hence Feb. Is.
SAN FRANClSCO-Sailed Feb. 20:
o. S. s. Alameda for Honolulu.
MAHUKONA--Sailcd, Feb. %:
Am. schr. Il. c. Wright, for san
Francisco.
MEMOIRS. Andrew Welch and G..
G. TObey to sail from IIilO for San
Francisco Saturday and Tuesday re-.
spectively.
Monday, March ?.
SAN FRANCISCO-Sailed, Feb. 30:
Am. S. S. Enterprise, for Hilo.
SAN FRANCISCO-Sailcd, Mar. I.
Am. bk. Annie Johnson, for HilO.
SAN CHARACTERIZATION Mar T.
Am. sch. w. II. Marston. hence Feb
10.
Am. blk s. c. Allen, hence Feb. II.
SAIINA CRUT-Arrived Feb 2S:
All. S. $. Mexican. from Hilo Feb.
13.
SAN FRANCISCO-Arrivcd Mar. 9:
Am. bktne. Coronado. hence Fob. Z.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-02
a u o. " R " RRHR G s n u u 4
d PASSENGERS ARRIVED II

Per stmr, he An Hou, from Kilauea,
March 1.-Two Japanese deck.
Per stmr. lwalani, from Maui and
Molokai ports, March Mrs. J. f..
Brown, Mrs. NJ. Fregi. Mrs. S. McCor-
riston, II. McCorriston, and I deck.
Per stnr. w. G. Hall, from Kauai
ports, March ii, A. Balch, w. H.
Rice, Jr,, II. l.. Hudson, i. Saseka, Y.
Buck Yin, A. G. Silva, j. w. Pratt, j.
q. Smith, II, S. Bruins, S. Splitter, r..
$. tombstone, Mrs. Lishman and child,
and II deck.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-02
aag sssR aaa a4s u /,
WATERFRONT NOTES

~ u II u II u y u Eas sg
A. V. GEAR, WHO returned on thu
Korea this morning, brings the infortS
nation that he saw Admiral" Beck.
ley in San Francisco. and that the
wcll.known purscr told him the Mama
Kea would sail on this coming Wed.
'nesday. She will bring an ordinary
load Of freight but will carry no pas.
sengers.
THE NEW Togo Kiscn Kaisha
steamship Tenyo Maru made q knots
in her trials recently, according TO
cables received by the San Francisco
Call. Her average time was 2O.G
knots during the trial, and under the
contract she was only expected to
make 10 knots. Captain p. II. Going
will command the liner and {. Lacy
Goodrich, now on the America Manu-,
will be purser on the Tenyo Mara
~
The transport Crook sailed Saturday
afternoon. She took 1900 tons of
coal here.
THE CHINA SAILED prompt TT
2 O'Clock Saturday afternoon. About
twenty cabin passengers left HOno!u.
In for the Coast by the Pacific Mail
liner.
. YESTERDAY WAS exclusively IN.
trrlsland day, for there WIS not
thing stirring in the harbor save tho
Loats of that company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-02
= y ~ y W ~ " ~ y ~ ~ J" y
PASSENGERS ARRIVED

II q RH At HG aH sH It " = It
Per p NJ s. s. Korea, Sandberg,
from San Francisco, $50 u. NJ, Mar.
2.-For Honolulu Il. p. AverllI, Mrs.
L. p, Ayerill, w, c. Bley, Mrs. W. &.
Bley, II. S. Bolcom, Mrs. II. s. Boil
com, Master MARRIED. Rolcom, Meg.
Buudy, c. II. Button, c. II. Dahlen,
Mrs. c, II. Dahlen, Geo. p. Dennl-
son, Master Frederick G. DGnnison,
Miss Bertha Dennisou, w. j. Dickcy,
Mrs. W. J. Dickey, Frank Gickey,
Two children and maid; c. c. Dono-
van, \. |. Ford A. V, Gear, Il. A.
Graft, Mrs. Il. A. Graf, Geo. G.
Guild, Geo, c. Hanford, Miss Louise
Harris, Judge c. f.. Hart Mrs. c. f.
TART, r. X. Hind, Mrs. X. r. Hind.
Miss Maggie Hooper, II. j. HOllister,
Mrs. II, Holmes, w. II. Hoops, Mrs.
Robert JOcelyn, II. w. Leach, Angel
Matthewson, Miss Il. b. Matthewson,
II, |. Maxwell, Mrs II. |. Maxwell,
h. +. McDevitt, Mrs. Il. L. McDevitt,
j. p. Morton, Jos. Muller, Hugo On
penheimer Miss S. p. Pierce, Miss
Grace Power, C, du Rol, Miss c. G.
Robinson, F, l.. Sawyer and servant,
Miss Cora NJ, Sawyer and maid, Mas
ter Gregory Il. Sawyer, Addison M.
Scott, Mrs Addison NJ. Scott, Mrs.
Hattie B. Sylvester Master Willis c.
Sylvester, Master Robert Il. Sylyee-
ter, Mrs S. Tuck, e. b, Tufts, Mrs.
w, c. Weldon, +, A. Wicket, l.. W.
Wolcott Miss Florence Carpenter,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-02

THE AMERICAN schooner Mauila,
20 days out from Grays Harbor or
rived here this morning. coming in
Just after the Korea. She IS now ly.
ing at the s. c. Allen wharf, ami she
win discharge her cargo Of lumber
there. The Manila had very good
trip coming down, though it was un.
usually, slow. Her lumber came from
Vests new mill which is situated at
a place called Junction City, just mid.
way between Aberdeen and EoquoIm.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-02

For the benefit Of the Honolulu at
torneys required in attendance in Iiilo
before the Circuit Court Judge Par
Sons), during the month of March cur
rent, the clerk of that court has sent
word to Honolulu that the Grand Jury
of that circuit will not be in session
until Monday, the 10th inst. and that
the trial jurors will not be In attend.
ance until the Monday following.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-02
Thc>matter of the Territory

ThcSmatter of The Territory VS..
Moses Puahi was argued before tho
Supreme Court this morning, by c. w.
Ashford, representing the defendant,
and Deputy Attorney General Whit
hey, representing the Territory, and
was submitted. The case of the Ter.
ritory VS., the KaplOlani estate Is being
argued this afternoon, These are the
two cases in which the validity Of the
Great Mahale or distribution of land
by the King is questioned.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-02

IT n aGRH s ~ ID NJ a % 1t II u
" DUE FRIDAY n
u Il n ~ 81 n y Es HG ~ ID Vi ~ n
o. S. S. Alameda. Dowdcll. from San
Francisco.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-02
II 81 H u GIG as REG HaH
y ARRIVED

u u x u u u 4 n u X II u u u u u
Sunday, March /.
Stmr. Maui, Brunn, from windward
Hawaii ports, 1880 n: m.
Stmr, w. G. Hall, Thompson, from
Kauai, $40 a. m.
Stmr. Niihau, OnCss, from Kauai
"a a. IN.
Stmr. Ke Au Hou, Tui.clt. from
Kauai, $50 a. m.
Stmr. Iwalani, Self, from Maui and
Molokai ports. 4:i5 a. m.
Monday, March 9.
p. NJ. S. s. Korea, Sandberg. from
san Francisco, $50 a. m.
Am. schr Manila, from Gray's Har.
hor, . Il. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-02

The Weekly Edition OF the Evening
Bulletin gives a complete summary 81
,iis new OF the Gay.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10

Nobody knows how noble 1t ia 70
ynow. But II you 90 not know. AMI
soboIy knows that you DO not know,
md you know that nobody knows that
you don't know. 1t Is very pleasant TO
know that they dol't know that ypu
don't know that they don't know that
you don't know. No man knows how
much he really knows until he knows
how much other people know that he
doesn't know. TO know thyself" Is
really all there l3 worth knowing, and
since no man really knows himself and
there Is no other knowledge worth
knowing and we do not know the only
thing worth knowing we really know
nothing But to know that We know
nothing Is knowledge greater than the
knowledge that some people think they
have when they really know nothing
and think they know something.
Therefore It Is greater to know moth
Ing and know II than TO think we know
something when we know nothing. So
If you know nothing and you think yoU
do. and | know nothing and don't think
I do, | know more than you. 1t Is
therefore we'll that we know that we
don't know.-Exchange
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
Did He Refuse?

They were alone IN the Conservatory
he turned 70 her. his 'oi0e do ~"
but passionate. ,
You Know he Sa'u' W. W., 40 ~
asked you 10 COh'e ne'e' 80
my wifef
She looked AT MIN lH''-L''' ....-.[
No. sic "'i' '' 49, :.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
And Everybody laughed"

The following story was tod By El.
len Thorneycroft Fowler in the London
p. T. O.: AT dinner party ore even.
Ing after my marriage the conversa
tioG, which was general. took literary
turn. and q gentleman sitting next to
me. who did not know the Identity of
Mrs. Felkin with Ellen Thorneycroft
Fowler, began to descant on the way
young authors spoil themselves with
tricks. To emphasize his point be said,
What can be more horrible than Miss
Fowler's trick Of saying Everybody
laughedT7 There was a dead pause
lie evidently expected me to make a re.
mark, for when I did not speak he
turned and said: 'Oh, don't you know
MIS- Fowler's books? Haven't you
read any Of themY 4 wrote them
replied, and then, indeed, everybody
laughed"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
Her Art Was Ridht.

Mrs. II. had a warm hearted and IN
trstrlous but careless servant, who
b7oks 30 many dishes that her mistress
rrs day said to her: Really, Ellen
| think l must take the price Of the
dishes you are breaking out Of your
wages. Don't you think you would be
more careful II did?"
"Hi might ma'am," replied Ellen
contritely, but I'll think. ma'am, it'd
be better to take 1t out Of my 'ide."
"Out Of your hide? Why, what dc
you mean?"
"Hi, mean, ma'am, that II you broke
my end hevery time HI broke a cup or
saucer HID mind myself better"
One day poor Ellen fell her full
length on the kitchen floor with n gal
Ion pan OF milk in her hands. Her
shrieks Of dismay brought Mrs. II. In
great haste to the kitchen. There lay
Ellen In the pool Of milk. making no
effort to rise.
"Knock me IN the 'ead. ma'amI
Knock me In the 'eadr' she walled.
"Oh, get up. Ellen! Get up and mop
up this milk. This accident Is more
a fault of your heels than your head"
You speak the truth, ma'am,' re-
piled the weeping Ellen. "If my 'eels
'ad been where my art Is this never
would ave 'appened, for HI mean right
In my art ma'am. no matter what HI
does with my 'ead and my 'eels."-Lon-
don Scraps.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
PennyroysI and Fless.

When Ii comes 10 talking abOnt f1eas
the writer knows just where lie Is at.
When he was boy the country
swarmed with them. and perhaps one
Of the things he will remember longest
will be the slecpless nights and the tor
ments that the ieas gave him when
sitting IN Quaker meetings. where he
did not dare TO scratch. For many
years the people seemed to put up with
them as an evil from which there was
no escape. yet there was an efficient
remedy growing on every farm in the
shape OF a modest little plant called
pennyroyal, which is fam',sr to every
country bred boy. The odOr of this
plant seems very offensive to many
kinds of insects. A freshly bruised
bunch Of the plant put in small bag
and rubbed on the bed linen and then
left in the bed will evict the last flea
In a very few minutes. \ few drops
OF the essential oil of the plant which
can be got ut any drug store, rubbed
on ones underclOthing viii drive them
from the person Immediately and If
sprlnkled about n room infested with
feas will clear them Out.-FOrest and
Strpom
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
A Breakfast In Siberia.

81 spent two weeks In the hut OF
Siberian savage prisoner to the black
frost" said an explorer. shall ever
forget those two weeks? No, no. Il
Siberian breakfast comes to my mind.
We took It lying on our stomachs round
a kind OF pie board, which vas our Ia
bic. The first dish was frozen weeds
dipped in seal oil and served with
large chunks OF fresh blubber. The
second dish was raw walrus. The
third dish was walrus hide, an inch
thick and hairy. You swallowed 1t
whole, for 1t was too tough to chew.
Dinner was breakfast over again plus
a hot meat. seal or reindeer, after the
hide courye. Supper consisted OF cold
blubber and cold hide served with seal
oil. Don't wrinkle your nose and shud-
der. In that intense cold, the ther-
mometer never above 40 degrees below
zero, liked that greasy food. You
should have seen me munchlng away
at great soft yellow balls OK fat sim
ilar to duck fat"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
Mad Of Covers While Asleep.

The reason 1t is necessary to be
well covered while sleeping" said a
physician In giving some advice to c
patient els that when the body lies
down 1t Is the intention Of nature that
It should rest, and the heart especially
should be relieved of Its regular work
temporarily. That organ makes ten
strokes a minute less than when the
body IS IN an upright posture. This
means COO strokes in sixty minutes.
Therefore In the eight hours that q
nan usually spends In taking his
niqht's rest the heart Is saved nearly
5000 strokes. AS Il pumps six ounces
Of blood with each stroke, 1t lifts 30
OC0 ounces less Of blood In the nights
session than It would during the day
WHEN a man !s usually In an upright
position. Now, the body ia dependent
for its warmth on the vigor Of the cir
culntion, and as the blood flows SO
much more slowly through the veins
when one is lying down the warmth
lost In tho reduced circulation must be
supplied By extra covering"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
somewhat Mixed.

Margaret Durham was the latest or
rival at Miss Simmons select boarding
school, and, being pretty and well
dressed, she was popular.
Would she be an usher at the month
ly musicale? Margaret was horribly
shy. She never could do it-oh, never'
But the chosen FIVE elected her for the
sixth, so the evening found her n per-
feet Gutter OF white frills and pink
bows thls was the pink musicale)
awaiting TO receive the early comers.
Each Of the hardened five bore for
ward an imposing auditor. and Mar
garet found herself inqulring OF very
ancient and elegant old gentleman In 3
voice scarcely audible, "Sir, shall
show you to a seatT'
What, what, whatT' demanded the
elderly party lrascibly, holding bis
hand to his ear.
"Sir," screamed the flustered novice
'shall l sew you to n sheet?'
Then five lace handkerchlefs were
crammed into five tittering mouths
while Miss Margaret bolted from the
scene of her discontinue, and the fvf
were left to do the hOnors.-Harper's
Weekly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
TLn L.ce CrCC-Srs.

Lace dressing has been considered 3
necessarily unhealta:ul occupation Oh
account OF the i@tcnse heat required t.
be malntaircl t. the room In some
cases the 'tc.uge-a:ufe exceeds 100 &c
grees L. AID. much moisture - erapo-
rated from tho wet fai:.c. The eyi-
dence brovg'!t forth at recent inyes-
tlgltiou IN T.g.auI. hoN ever. shows 1t
to be an c.cce..ilg'y heal.hfcI pursuit.
New wo.,:o-, are often temporarily up
set at the icg.lAiag Ly tie high TEN
perature Lrt 70 cases c0u.d lie found
where health had broken Gown. C!
the contrary. some aiimel:S-co:dS. foi
instance-were found less prevalent
among lace dresser5 than among tD'
y,c.bers in other branches OF the In
dustry. Time keepers looks showed
few absences from Illness. No special
tendency toward lung diseases could
be found, Notwithstanding that most OF
1.-The workers lived II poor and insanl'
tary localities and led irregular lives
Many lace dressers now enjoy vigorous
old age after doing this work from
childhood. indianapolis News.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10

4 young man stool before the mirror
completing the finishing touches 10 d
toilet OF which ho folt Justly proud.
lie WA going 10 call upon the girls
widowed mother to ask FOR her daugh-
ter's hand In marriage.
At last everything was complete ex-
cept his crayat. Before him on the
dressing table spread the two cravatS
between which his choice rested. one. q
neat black with narrow white stripe.
which be had bought himself; the 9TH
er a cravat which the girl had given
him for Il present. tie such as only
women purchase.
"lf | wear the black aud white one,
I'll look my best" be mused. ION the
other hand. lr wear the one she gave
me I'll please her immensely. but will
look like fright"
Then be whIstIed walked around the
room and carefully tied his cravat.
The mother said. YES" although
there were tears in her eyes. and the
girl thought he was the handsomest
and best dressed man in the world.
Which cravat did he wear?-Bohe-
mian Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
Larna thumbs.

"People of great strength Of charac-
ter, who are guided by the head rather
than the heart. have large thumbs" ,"
says Irving Z. Bacon. Whenever you
see a person with 4 strikingly large.
well developed thumb. you may be al
most certain you have before you one
who Is a natural born ruler. eminently
practical and fond Of whatever Is use
ful. Wherefore also he IS fond OF his
tory. A large thumbed woman may
fall In love as deeply rs her small
thumbed sister, bnt will not marry un-
less she can see a sufficient bread and
butter supply ahead. But she IS more
apt to be q re-. ho.pmate when adyer-
sity comes. New York Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
He Was Not a Dumplinq.

Some years ago the lord chancellor
Of England was cross examining d
shrewd bucollc witness.
They sometimes call you q Devon
shire dumping, don't theyr asked the
genial advocate.
'T believe they do" replied the wit
ness.
"But you are not a Devonshire dump
lingT
The witness waited till the laughter
occasioned by this inquiry subsided
then he slowly drawled out:
"Hey, but II hod been a doompline
you lawyers 'ud "a gobbled l up afore
noww
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
FARMS FOR SALE.

We offer to quick buyer an ex-
ceptional bargain In 81 acre farm,
situated in Fauquier County, Va, I
mile of Bealeton Station on Southern
Railroad on which is an excellent 7
room dwelling comparatively new,
just painted, good barn, and all other
necessary outbuildings, fine fruit OF
all kinds-farm nearly all under grass,
exec pt Is acres in woodland. The
apple orchard is young and thrifty all
bearing, and is one of the finest In the
section. The farm is well watered by
creek. The owner we'll sell, this farm
dirt cheap on account OF business
which requires his attention elsewhere
will sell 20 tons of baled hay, Is hogs
bunch of cattle and corn. This farm
can be bought NOW at $500 cash
Apply at once TO
J. N. DAVIS & co.
Real Estate Agts.
Woodstock, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
4 Mothar'a Sacrifice.

Legends In India run that II WON
au stricken with leprosy suffers her
self to be buried alive tho disease will
not descend to her children. There
was In the northwest provinces Of In.
dla the wife Of a gardener on whom
the loathsome malady had fallen. Chill
drcn were born to her. The disease
grew worse She importuned her hus.
baad to bury her alive. He az last
yielding to her prayers, summoned bis
sou. The two dug the grave, and -four
ne'ghbors assisted at the sepulture. Sc
the woman died. These facts were In
vestgated in a magistrates court and
were proved.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
Chsr-1Iese Musio.

The man had just reached home aft
er a heavy days work at the Office
and was resting himself In his easy
chair for few minutes before par
taking of tea Little jim. his youngest
son, had climbed upon the paterna
knee and wGs relating to bis father
the events Of the day. "And, oh, IA
ther," said the boy, won't you show
me your fiddle some dayT
Il have no fiddle, my boy" answered
tho fouI parent
"Oh. yes, you have, papa returned
the boy. "for l heard mamma tellin1
Mrs. Strongwill this afternoon tha
ever since she married You you haC
played second fiddler
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
In lenuthy Terms.

In the suburbs Of one Of our great
cities recently a new resident stopped
In front Of his nelghbor's gate and In
qulred Of the bog swinging thereon:
"Is your pa home. sonny?"
mo, SIR" replied the lad. HE wen
up the road apiece"
"Gone afoot?"
mo: about mile."-Judge's Library
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
sL. kn.,. What Size Was About.

The Husband-YOu suggested that
we should begin and save money. |
consented and gave up my cigars and
beer. and now with the money saved
YOU have gone and bought new hat.
The Wife (pleasantly)-That's all right
II was to get the hat that | suggested
retrenchmcnt and economy. - New
York Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
A POSITIVE FACT.

NJ Davis &Co can supply yon with
J' ANYTHING you want TO buy In
moss s.ste- IL YOU will write to them
Reaa inst what you want. liz you
stsIlns nv Real Estate you want TO sell,
have -" "a disription, and list with
send ID th,v viii find you quick
thennsser, them. II th> price is reasonable
pur;iI cost you .scthine unless they
psk N. DAVIS q CO,
Real Estate Agents,
HcldSlOek Va
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
VALUABLE REAL ESTATE
Sale.

We have Just added to our list the
following valuable Real Estate:
600 acres HIGH grade farm, with hne
Brick dwelling and 125 acres OF No.
timber.
135 acre farm excellent land and good
improyements-the above too farms In
Loudoun county, Va.
1877 acre farm Of good land and. I'm
provemnts. large dwelling &c.
80 acre farm of good new dwelling
and excellent land and all necessary out
buildings-(above two farms In Eau
O 1ler county, Va.)
IS acre farm, near Woodstock with
fairly good improvements and good
fruit.
A new z room d yelling and ! acre LOT
on Main street, Woodstock, Va, well
located, with electric lights and pure
mountain water in the house.
A Isod dwelling of 2 rooms on large
corner lot in Edinburg. Va, we'll locat'
ed: # purchaser should desire to have
30 a res Of fine land on the suburbs OF
the ,own, can sell him this also. -,
AL the above properties Will be sold
on easy terms at reasonable prices,
J. N. DAVIS s. co.
Real Estate Agts.s
Woodstock, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
sociolcrY and Ejaculation.

A sociologlst Of genius who happened
to care about money could probably
make a fortune OIL the Stock Exchange,
where knowledge Of humanity Is the
essential thing Henrik Ibsen was one
of the most successful spectators In
Europe.-London Outlook.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
Whaf He Drew.

IT notice that you nearly always
smoke when you are writing" said the
caller. "Do you draw your inspiration
from your piper"
"No," replied the horse reporter, i
draw smoke" e."-Chicago News.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
He Got Plenty.

hi Tragedy-Whew! Ranter must
have found food for thought In the
dramatic EDITORS article this morning
Lowe Comedy-Food? l should say O
full meal. He got roast and all bis
desserts.-Philadelph Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
flv-ve Xcuno.

He-Ycung girls always want to mar
ry for love. hrt when they grow older
they want to marry n man with mon
ey. She-You're wrong. They don't
grow older. They merely grow wiser.
st. Joseph Press-News.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
knk NAAAI

New Boarder-One thing I'll say for
these eggs-there's nothing bold or Inn
pudent about them. LandIady-B or
impudentl I don't understand. New
Boarder-Why, not bit too fresh, you
know.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
The Tat.lers.

B!llings-A man never learns TO real
" know his wife until after they are
married. no matter how long they may
have been engaged. Darrow-You're
wrong there. Sometimes the girls have
little brothers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1908-04-10
Easy Answer.

sprigglns-I can always tell when !
am at my Office whether II Is bill col
lector or a client that touches my eiec-
tric bell. Higgins-Ycu can? Sprig-
gins--Yes: no clients ever come.-Som-
erville Journal.