Arizona republican., 1908-08-02

l "Lallycooler Into the POlltlcal
 Camel
 My Paw was talkin to his self an he sez: It's been reported at PollytiX makes strange Bedfellers an it mite "a been added at Wunst in d While a feller gets Kicked out of bed in a most Unacountible Manner" Paw" I asts, Whats Worryin you?" an he replize: "Oh, nuthin' James, I was jist a Roominatin' about how Mister Canning got Stab bed in tn house of Former Trends today"
 How was it?" I asst.
 My Paw he seZ: Tt was this away: Mister Canning he went to tn Republican Committy meeting to sez to tn Surgeon at Orms Whose this here Teller? His face looks fer milyer to me but he aint none of us Whats he doin' here?'
 Mister Canning he waves Proxy in tn Air and sez Here's my Credenshles. This is tn same Time Tride ole Proxy at I used when I helped you sot down on Ned Cray ton and when l assisted you to Kick Jorge Mock out of tn Commit ty. Whats tn matter with this here Proxy now?'
 "'Th' ProXy's Regler enuff sez tn Cheermen, but tn Holder of it's at Folt. They's a Rool of this Com mitty at a Proxy aint Eljible less its held by a Member of tn Com mitty. You aint no Member
 I wasn't no member of it before when me an this here Proxy Per formed Valyant Service in Putin tn other Fackshun to Elite
 But Times is Changed also sez tn Cheerman; They aint no other fackshun now. Tn Regler COmmity can do all ats nessary to be done. You an your ProXy's Sooperflus jist now
 Mister Canning went out and sez at tn Republican Party's list been disrupted agin at Criticle Moment an at it's made possible tn Eleckshun of Willyum J. O'Brien''
 Do you think at they's any sich Purl as that?" I ast my Paw.
 ''Oh, I don't know" he Replize; but don't think at tn Action of tn Committy Strengthened tn Chanst of Mister Taft none. Harmony is a very Tender Plant an any thing like that's lible to Stunt it's Groath It don't help what we French calls tn Spree de Core fer Committymen to knock each other Around an kick wun a nuther out of tn Door. Tn COmmitty was actin too much like ole Castro down in Venzooly, a de- mandin' tn Exequattors, whatever they are, of all tn Turin COunsuls Tn Committy was rite enuff but l don't think it was good POllytix fer to take Mir. Cannlngs Exequattor away frum him"
 q think it was a Outrage" I sez. They let him an Others hold their or whatever you call 'em, at tn other Meetin Why ort- ent they do it agin?"
 My Paw he sez: 9Th Committy 1 was all rite accordin' to Rool. They had a rite to spend tn Rool wunst | like they did tn other time, but | only Wunst. Tn Rools in Pollytix in | some RespeX is like tn Rools of tn | Crate American Indoor Game of | Poker. Fer instance, they's a RooI | in Poker at a certain Hand may | be Counted wunst in a nite. It's | called in some Seckshuns of tn | a Lallycooler' an in other Seckshuns, a 'Lallypaloosy.' They're | very keerfle not to overwork tn | LallycOoler' an that's why Plairs | lint encouraged to fall into tn hab- | t of holdin' 'em often.
 Now, a Proxy in tn hands of a | Outsider is a Lallycooler' or LalIy- | palOosy.' It was all rite fer Mister | Canning an everybody else to hold | em at that first meetin'"
 Don't Mister Canning know about I hat Lallycooler' Rool?' I asst
 ''Mebby not" sez my Paw; some | body Ort to tell him; it mite make Jim HarmOnyous agin."
 LITTLE JAMES.