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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02

up to old vicious
sows. This is use
full when you
W a n t to ring
their noses, mark
them, trim their
teeth or operate
in any other way,
says Farm and
Home. Make the
frame of heavy
two-inch S trips
and have the up
right bars about
three feet long,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
The Herald's attractive
Auction Bills always
BRING RESULTS
A Lack of Trust.

Mrs. Berry Brown-Wah did nah
black Berry 'complish desc heah fowls
he's done brought home to his owny-
own bridey. /tElhl
Mr.. B. B-Ah buyed 'em in town,
Liza. z
Mrs. B. Book heah, Berry, eff
yo's gwine to deceive me dat way
Abs gwine right home to my ma
Kansas City Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
VISITS WITH
9 UYGTB RY |
BY the Way.

1t is now time to begin feeding that
Thanksgiving turkey and incidentally
to study his anatomy SO that you can
hit joint with the carving knife
without Hopping the bird off the plat
ter into your lap.
- 4 4 4 '
The recent cold snap put all the
legless and armless underwear on the
shelf, tickled the coal man into hys-
terics and set every man in town
rummaging for his last springs felt
hat! e a lf1fafaH VEL
ae2 1eit fe4uA Z & gingt 5000 Fl
A Michigan poet wants to oStracize
the crouch. 1t would be simpler to
send him package of dyspepsia tab
let's and make an optimist of him.
{ Isl 5A II = eorfIe9 fg9
A woman who dresses up too much
is apt to. be dressed down by her hus-
band-and then the divorce court!
SIS. 4 4 4
No man is expected to be a good
conversationalist while his wife is
around.
We cannot all get rich quickly. In
fact, some of us cannot get rich at ALL
19t 4.t .tt.tr 4 Z 4 i a1'j u sa.
s They met by a mere scratch, but
decided to make match of it. g
l" Z 4 < u.
Many a young couple who met on
the links are now in chains.
G. G g .....,4
.t-eE The Reason. 5
When Henry Higginson comes back
To spend a week or So
Frum livin' in tn citys mart
A-visitin' his Flo, M s.,.e..f
We allus meet at Ripley's store
To hear of city ways
And argify with him about
Which kind o. Twin pays.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
Novel Eco Opener.

A Colorado man has just introduced
an egg breaker which reduces to a
science the breaking Of an egg and
makes what was sometimes a painful
operation an interesting bit of work
This device consists Of an apparatus
much like pair of pinchers with long
wire handles and semicircular jaws,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
Homemade saIve.

A healing and most useful salve may
be prepared at home by melting one
half pound Of mutton tallow and add
ing one and one-half teaspoonfuls Of
carbolic acid. Pour. this mixture in
old cold cream jars and allow to cool.
Apply this to all cuts 6 I'd bruises.
1t allays the pain and quickly heals
the wounds.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
Makinu Glass.

Glass is made iridescent by being
exposed. in a red hot condition, to the
sumes of salts Of tin, barium and stron-
tium. Red is produced by the strontia,
blue by the baryta and blush white
by the tin. In ancient glass, which is
more opaque, iridescence is due to
partial decay.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
Candid Retrosnection.

$50" said the young woman, 'you
advise me to keep a daryl"
by all means" answered Miss Cay
enne. Its good discipline, and yet
soothing to self-esteem. There's moth
ing like. a diary to convince you that
you aren't near as silly this year MS
you were last"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
Watch Your Horse.

Always be on the lookout for acct
dents, even with the most trusty of
morses. Remember that the horse is
a powerful animal. A little misstep
or a sudden fright may ruin the ami
NAL for the rest of its life.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
To Save Your SUGAR.

In making jelly of any kind strain
the juice, then boil steadily for about
90 minutes. Take from fire, measure,
and add the sugar, then boil about
five minutes longer. Your jelly will
be as good, and at the end of the fruit
season you will be several pounds of
sugar ahead.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
Apple Fritters.

One cup flour, two tablespoons SUI
gar, one egg, half cup milk, one tea
spoon (even) baking powder, pinch
salt. Pare apples, cut through in
whole slices after coring. Dip in the
batter and fry in deep fat. Good with
dinner of roast beef.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
Diplomatic Relations.

"Jest had a visit from my diplomatic
relations" said Farmer Fodderfield.
Your diplomatic relations?"
Yes, my brothers folks from the
city. They're so diplomatic that they
only visit us when apples, peaches,
melons, grapes and sweet taters is
ripe"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02

the lever about five feet long. When
the pigs are once. caught, pin insert
ed behind the lever holds it close, so
that it will keep them in place. This
arrangement may be set in lane or
shoot, where the hogs will go into it
readily without disturbance. uH
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02

Hank allus tells us all tn news:
How he wuz robbed one night, Vf,f.t
And how tn strikers lost his job
An shut the shops up tight!
An then he tells how far he rid
Fer five cents on a car, sHiG lss
And what he paid one night fer lunch
BY jinks, that WUS a jar! , ....f +.
And then Jim Andrews SEE, b'gosh,
He's sick o. country ways b3H9i'lW
And we will find him in NJ York m
\ Well, one of these fine days!
But Hank, he gifts real earnest then,
An takin' off his hat, to l0"tg1#
He wipes his forehead rubin hard,
And gives it to us FLAT!
He SEE we're gist a pack o. fools
To pine fer city blocks, rr. erl FIJI Il
Fer ever yearnin' fer a chance
To dip in bonds er stocks
He seq: ''Why 'damit' don't you know
How fortunate you be, e l.Ie q
Twin here, in peace and ease, fr, IS
The simple life!' SEE he.
'Then WHY asts Ezry, spealkin' up,
Don't you cum back to stay?"
An Henry swallers hard an SEE:
"I'm comm blackstone day!'
think, bgosh, it's gist like this: fr
TIL city spiles cuss ....
Fer Twin where he doesn't FIT,
Err here at home with us!
g g 9
The Editor is Mistaken.
Gas a rule" says the Terry Center
Shrieker, 1--WE never take back any
thing we have said in this newspaper,
but last Thursday we inadvertently
remarked that Cy Smithson, the new
piano agent, was paying considerable
attention to a girl up on High street,
and we intimated that we could hear
the wedding bells in the distance.
eve were mistaken about the we'd
ding bells!
"a tall, angular lady appeared in our
midst yesterday, having left the 2:OS
train at our station, to come directly
to this office with blood in her eye.
'Inasmuch as she is the wife of the
aforesaid Cy., the assumption that our
hearing is overcultivated on wedding
bells is correct.
Therefore, we apologize, not be-
cause we are afraid of any woman who
walks this green sod, but because we
love peace and quiet and amity be-
tween neighbCrs!
"We repeat, we were wrong. There
will be no wedding bells for Cyrus
"Mrs. Smithson is, leading him
around town by the ear to-day, just to
show whose property he is!
Take a lemon, Cyl"
g g g
A man can get almost anything on
the installment plan nowadays but a
wife, and usually he gets her for moth
ing-and she pays for it afterward.
Rx,~Meae4s
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02

Regardless of the extra cost of ex-
ira feed, keep the foals growing. If
the pasture is short give them extra
feed.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
HANDY HOG CATCHER.
1t Will Hold Animals Securely for
Ringing or other Operations.

This sketch shows handy. device
for holding hogs Of all sizes from pigs
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02

mehod once, neve There po"0AA'1 y -
followed. p;en+
fail let explain our meCho
we ct e Natural Drug from the Crude Roots Banks and
of the Herbs them to the healing OF diseases
Wbv not consult physician who makes his visits regularly ana you are
80 - meet again
Heart Stom
Nerves Rheumatism suffering from n Ne Eczema
Voice. Consumption Asthma % s OF
efec Nervous Debility ANY
LONG STANDING treated ana OF
those who have neen cueu
A SPECIALLY
Consultation and Examination Entirely Free
Reasonable One Price, No Large PegS'
LABORATORY -... 1884 CHICAGO AVE, EVANSTON, LID.
Will the Wright House,
lancaster Monday, Jan. IL
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02
0. R. NEWMAN.
DR.. BREWER s. SON
have now on record in their case book
1850 PEOPLE 1880
1880
NO ENCOURAGEMENT WITHOUT.
PROSPECT OF SUCCESS.

81 ROSPECI VI OOOCHoo'
Ara ven satisfied with your doctor? Are you gain
ing? If you remain with your nome pnysllan'
Won are not recovering to your satisfaction, call at
once on DR. BREWER and see the wonderful e
snlts from a new and Yoriginal method OF treating
chronic diseases Over 1850 cases recorded on my
hook show the results obtained. No matter what
Tonr complaint is no matter how long you have been
sick orhow many doctors have treated you, Try my
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-02

A man can get almost anything on
the installment plan nowadays but a
wife, and usually he gets her for moth
ing-and she pays for it afterward.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-08-06
ORPHEUM VAUDEVILLE
metropolitan SHOW

The writer attended the rehearsal
last night at the Orpheum when all
the acts of the big vaudeville show
were tried out with the orchestra es-
pecially augmented for the occasion.
Every act Is great, some even sen.
sational. II Is Il show such as one
gets in the big vaudeville houses Of
New York, Chicago and the dear old
Orpheum of San Francisco.
A Honolulu audience Is really ap-
preciativc of good things In any line.
1t Is certain they will see II good
thing tonight In vaudeville and equal
ly sure they will show their apprecia-
ton.
The many acts, think there were
seven, seemed to me to be each worth
the price Of Orpheum charges as adj.
mission. and unless the writer IL u
poor Judge, the Orpheum management
Is going to strike 1t rich the coming
engagement of the French.Hallen and
Fuller show.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-08-06
RATTAN INDUSTRY
CONTINUED from PAGE ~

calling attention TO what Hawaii has
to Offer" tf
Joe Mitchell Chapple, editor Of "The
National Mag lzine," published ut Bos.
ton. writes under date OF July 2lst:
81 know of no trip in my life that |
am looking forward to with more
pleasure than the trip to Hawaii. |
want to make the Hawaiian edition
of my magazine as complete and Of.
fective as the Panama edition. ! want
to go into II with hammer and tongs
when 1t Is undertaken for think that
when this article is published II VIII
he effective In bringing to you a lartS
representation of tourists"
Mr.. Virgins, secretary of the Los
Angeles Chamber Of Commerce, writes
under date oi July 2Sth. that the pine
apples. mangocs and alligator pears
we forwarded for processing have
been received and would soon be
ready for the exhibit.
MIR. Virgins reported also that our
agent. Mr.. Lloyd ChildS, was In Seat.
tie at the date of writing, where he
had gone at our request to Investigate
and report upon Seattle as "A field for
Promotion work. furnished Mr.
Childs with IA number of letters Of IN
PRODUCTION which will enable him To
meet the right people and obtain for
the committee the desired informa'
ton. yu
Mr.. Virgins said further that tn,
Hawaii lecture Is so popular that PEG
pie throng his Office asking why II Is
omitted IL Mr.. Childs happens to b,
away, so he has made arrangements tt
keep the pictures moving.
Tho Los Angeles Chamber of Com
merce sent us samples of rattan, FOL
which they say, there Is great am
growing demand on the Coast an,
ask II we grow the product on the
Islands.
Immediately upon receipt of the let
ter, called up Or. Wilcox at the Az
ricultural Experiment Station, whit
stated that, as far as he was informed
rattan had never been introduced int
the Islands but he had no doubt tina
= II could he grown here readily an,
would at once look into the matte
and see II II were not possible to opel
up another industry for the man q
small means In the Islands.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-08-06
SUGAR
BeBeDeDepSs,spsene

Inc reueral Reporter OF August
Says oi tne sugar market:
Inc market has been dull. with buy
ers holding on, ana Yesterday the spot
quotatlon decllned &c per hundred, on
tne saie TO Messrs. ArDuckle Brothers
Oh steamer cargo OF san domingo
sugars, az delaware Breakwater. con-
tanning li,ooo bags centritugals, at
z'oeoc. c. ]. I. basis 10. and 9.ooo bags
Inolasses sugars, NJ 2.o3oc. c. l. !. OASIS
gu, the parity OF 4.2Tc. duty paid Tor
the cehtritugals, ana 3.4'oc. duty paid
Tor the molasses sugars They also
purchased steamer cargo OF lO,ooo
bags san domingo centriiugais ahoat.
on the same terms, ana the rederal
sugar kenning company bought 3ooo
pags CUBA centriiugals, Tor immediate
shipment, at 29-32c cost and freight,
OASIS 30, less lighterage and wharf
age. II incurred. and ABOUT 4Ooo bags
Surinam centrlfugals ahoat ana ABOUT
due, at 4.27c duty paid. landed terms.
These purchases placed our spot mar
ket on the basis OF 4.2Ic. duty paid
Tor W centriiugals, SIC. duty PAID
Tor Muscovadoes, and 3.475c. to 3.52c
|
day sellers are asking 1.32c. advance,
put In some cases bids at yesterday
prices are solicited, SO the market
could not. De called any better than
Quiet at the decline. In view OF the
present indifference shown by rem
ers, ana without any ENCOURAGEMENT
from Europe, II looks as thonSh sell
ers could hardiy expect 10 secure any
better than last prices, for the present
at least.
Cuba-There Is nothing OF interest
10 report regarding conditions IN IN,
island. Holders OF what little is lof'
continue perfectly quiet. without max
ing any effort TO sell, while ON th'
ether hand, shippers are not disposed
to buy. In view or the danger they IN
cur or heavy drop in polarization a
this time OF the year.
Under date OF July l1th one OF oul
European correspondents writes: -
break In the weather on the continen
has been responsible for backinl
down In the market from lis. sad
Tor August beet TO lis. 3Ad. INT
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-08-06
$500 NEEDED, FOR
! CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL

This noon only s25Oi remained to be
collected for the 100000 fund for the
Children's Hospital. Yesterday Jas.
+. Morgan, who has charge of the sub
scriptions, collected $1,000 from II. ?.
Baldwin and like amount from Mrs.
Cordelia c. Allon, ms well rs $500
from Or, and Mrs. r. Il. Brinckerhon,
This morning he succeeded in getting
together $1,000 more, Mrs. 5, NJ. Dam
on and Allan Herbert each contribut'
ing n thousand dollars TO the fund.
Under these circumstances the new
institution Is practically an assured
thing.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-08-06
LOCAL AND GENERAL
A Bulletin Want Ad. is quick

Paradise OF Pacific Fleet number
for sale at all newsstands.
Morris Keohokalole of Maui Is In
town. having arrived in the Claudlne
this morning.
Call 3Gl or Al. day or night, for
Manuel X. Richards In his new Frank.
lin automobile.
Take your carriage or automobile
to Hawaiian Carriage Manly. Co.. for
up.todate repairs.
In you want a bargain in pillows,
pillow.cases, and sheets, Just drop IN
1T l.. Alloys this week.
Harry Rose, against whom Miss Phil
lips had 5000 Judgment, skipped out
on the China last week.
Edmund Hart, clerk of the Circuit
Court OF Maui, arrived this morning
IRON Wailuku. lie will return to Maui
with Mrs. Hart next week.
Have you seen 1t! The new Uni.
versal Adding Machine. Come in and
see it demonstrated. The Hawaiian
Office Speciality Co.. Ltd.
Copies Of the B ulletins Fleet
Edition, wrapped ready for mailing,
can be procured at this Office for five
cents. Cost Of mailing, three cents.
Don't forget the grand clearance
sale at Blom's this week. Now Is
your chance to save money by getting
whatever you need at lowest bargain
prices.
| The value of quick wireless com.
muiicption with the other Islands In
business and other important matters
cannot be oyercstmated. II Is quick,
easy and cheap.
People often blame poor lights" for
annoyance that Is due solely to poor
eyes and poor glasses. \ good pair OF
glasses, properly fitted, would end the
trouble. A. n. Sanford.
ID. w. Napihaa, well known kama
aina of KcanaC, Maui, came down to-
day In the Claudinc. II was he who
entertained Governor Frcar and his
party on his recent tour TO Maui.
The Eddy refrigerator gives the
most possible value for every dollar
Invested. II Is the best refrigerator
that money can buy. Theo. II. Davies
& Co, Ltd, Hardware Department.
The Royal Annex, under the new
manager, al" ThurlOw, Is now serv-
| lNS nt!fndnlS lul'ltuN' lh'iNuihN
SOUP meats, salads. with tea or coffee,
for IS cents. Primo Beer Is 10 cent?
extra.
Three hundred thousand dollars OF
the Honokaa bonds have been sold at
par. This leaves 100000 OF the bond
issue of 100000 to be sold 1T present
as 100000 Is to be kept MS treasury
stock.
, Robert =. Ball, formerly OF Homo
lulu has been arrested in Seattle on
charge of robblng United state
, mail. Ball had been in the employ
of the Seattle pOstoillce for about
three years.
Governor Frcar has begun active
r work on his annual report and VII
/ therefore not receive callers In the
| afternoon for short time. He
, wishes to get the work flushed n;
soon as possible.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. b Curtis were ar
:. rivals by the llilonian, which came l..
, from the Coast yesterday afternoon
Mr.. Curtis will be very pleasantly re-
n membcred, through his former connoc
I ton with l.. y. Kerr & Co., and he wal
4 cordially greeted by old friends abou
p town. He has been conducting u larG'
, dry goods emporium in Godllclds, bu
4 he caught the Honolulu fever Il sec
ond time with the result that he nc
lccpted an offer from Mr. Kerr to re
turn 10 this city Mr. Curtis will bt
found at his old stand, l.. b. Kerr 4
Co.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-08-06
ADDITIONAL Charge
MORTGAGE To WOODS

A document has been filed with Reg
istrar Merriam whereby Isabella H.,
Woods. Palmer II. Woods, ct al, make
an additional charge mortgage in the
sum of $4,000 covering the property
known as the Woods Ranch to the
trustees of the estate of James Wight
deceased. The mortgage Is additional
to one already out on which the sum
of $4,000 IL still due.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-08-06
MHRCANi,LE

Sales-Betwean Boards: 10 Eva,
s2s; 600 Paauhau, si925; 30 Ookala,
$3.50. Session: 10 o. r. 4 l.. Co.
SOL; 5 Haw. Sug. Co, 1856; 10 Haw
Sug. Co., s36.
Latest sugar quotation 4.a5 cents or
SOS. 100 per ton,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-08-06

~"For Rent" cards on sale at
Bulletin office.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-06-26

her severely, ''is not an ANIMAL
mean, not always an animal" he cor
rected himself. "In this case 1t is a
sum Of ESQ, which | should regret ex-
tremely having to hand over to Pen
hurst and Craster."
Il think | should, too" she remarked
pensively. Both Mr.. Craster and Lord
Penhurst are quite rich enough as it Is,
whilst YOU" She paused and bit
her lip.
"Oh," said the Burglar, don't mind
finishing the sentence, please. I'm not
rich, I'm only a younger son, and-tO
be quite candid with you-I have been
seriously thinking Of taking up some
profession lately, Burglary struck me
as a not Improbable one
"You are not fitted to be a burglar"
she said decisively "You must choose
another profession, in which you are
less likely to-be shot by Sir Thomas !"
The Burglar sighed heavily.
what does it matter, after all, If |
am shot?" he muttered.
1T matters good deal" she ex-
claimed with energy.
"ro whom?" he asked In detected
tones.
'"ro whom? We'll. toto" she
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-06-26
The Burglar
and the Belle
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

The Burglar was at the sideboard
when the door opened and a remark.
ably beautiful girl stood on the TIRES,
hold, facing him.
With one small satin shoe thrust del
icately forward and one hand still rest
ing on the knob of the door, which she
held open, her lips parted in an lnar-
ticulate gasp of surprise and her great
blue eyes wide open in sheer amaze,
she completely justified at that instant
her claim to be considered one Of the
prettlest debutantes of the last London
season.
The Burglar at the very first glance
conceded it. The slight shade Of an
noyance that crossed his features pass
ed instantly, as he turned toward her
with little bow.
"Who are your demanded the girl,
her eyes still rivcted on his face, as
though in kind Of fascination, which,
nevertheless, seemed singularly free
from any element Of terror "Who are
you?" she repeated, in Il rather more
peremptory voice,
"Oh, don't you know" he replied,
with an apoogetic gesture. I'm n
burglar"
She regarded him for moment with
the dawn of an appreciatlve smile how
ering round the corners of her beauti-
full little mouth.
"Mr. Tolroy,' she said sweetly, 81
think you would look ever SO much
nicer If you took off that stupid black
mask"
The Burglar gave little resigned
gesture then carefully removed the bit
of black cardboard from his forehead.
''ro think that you should have rec
ognized mev he murmured, as he
placed it on the table beside him.
Recognized YOU" She Uttered
low, musical laugh. IL recognized you
the moment | shut the door. DO you
think | should have come into the room
and talked like this to a burglar |
didn't know
ut certainly would not have been
strictly proper he admltted "but
imagined my disguise to be quite per-
feet"
He looked at her reproaChfully.
Surely you don't think l am such an
intolerable Idiot as to break into a per
sons house at night and run the fearful
risk of being shot by Sir Thomas Just
for fun, do you2 | was dining tonight
with Charlie Craster and Lord Pen
hurst, aud they bet me n pony that l
wouldn't burgle Sir Thomas house and
fetch away n silver teapot, or some
thing Of the kind-to prove had really
got in, you know; and | took the bet.
and they are waiting round at Craster's
chambers for me now"
"But',-she knitted her hrows In per-
plexity what do you want pony for,
Mr.. Tolroy? You've got one horse al
ready, haven't you?'
"A pony he explained, glancng ut
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-06-26
Pig Pen Pointers.

When fed dry, shelled corn is more
economical than cornmeal to feed to
fattening hogs.
The swine breeder is responsible moi
only for the conditions he provides but
for those he permits.
The boy and the pig, generally speak.
ing, are the important factors on the
American stock farm
Desirable breeding qualities in a
herd are fixed by long line of care.
full selection and breeding.
When an all-corn ration is fed to
growing pigs the muscles of the body
do not develop to their normal size.
To secure the best results care should
be taken to feed the hogs according to
age, conditions and time of marketing.
In selecting breeding stock it is an
item to know they are from a family
noted for fertility, as this is an inner.
tied quality.