The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-10
DRIFT WOOD

What Is the outcome of a small in- come.
 mssHP Some ,Nvfs women sa,. may give pink teas to Get out your overcoat.
 Poke up the fire.
 Also change your underwear.
 Winters settin. higher. Papa, what is copper king?". A chief Of police perhaps. my son.~ msSbo that is the reason is"'i t is so osfied. Those Won Coughs have a hard struggle for existence" Yes; 1t Is all they can do to keep the stork from the door,"
 Most girls like to have man on the string, but we would say that 1t is much more important to have string When woman goes round pricing enters a drug store. purchases a two cent stamp, and comes home, she likes to tell anybody who drops In that she mas been down town all the morning When a man gets on heavy load he becomes lght-headed. ."symthe is very proud of his family .He ought to belt has just been Marriages are made in heaven but right there heavens responsibility was he pleased with his trip to NO; but the bunco men were" Young man, never fall to rave over peciai Seait unisss S ~yoS you wish wis stor to hurt her dear little feelings The nice thing. about a girls keep which she. sets another girl to help her keep 1t. Maud Muller on summers day Let her. auto run away. She paid no tine--the reasons plain: She stroked the Judges chestnut mane. Better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all. rloriSs ds HGiS HTGimss.unioS. sSiJ ioSn 00afo waik' No. Have you ever seen a ship swell?-Brunswick Journal.
 Nope. We've seen an ocean wave. however. Once we saw marcel wave.-- Atlanta Georgian. on board walk. And we've heard of the dog at it.--Nashville Herald You got nothin' on us--we've seen skirt.
 A contractor in St. Louis built house In ten hours; Ws. guess 2 stin mortgage, too, in ten seconds.
 Wonder if St. Peter uses card index system?
 Have you heard that pathstis little ballad entitled. 'Did sIo Foraksr Fan or song.)
 And And nov nov d., they are ealing Nick Ss .d%1g dd0Tg istration. If he really said there would deny his claim to the title. bach elor feel '-stuck up." put your fat little sticky fingers all over his new trousers. Little Willie Randolph Hearst. Says he turned the spotlight irst3 Willie's always up to tricks- NN'" "' 'N'' '@EasSvilie ' Tennesean. Yes he's cute in politics, With his comic journal tricks: But John Temple as he raves Digs him more political GraVes. ''I do not regard 1t as proper for the President to use his prestige his in; Cheer up. let. us hope 1t will prove his political end.
 A shortage of I,soo school teachers Is reported in Oklahoma.
 Governor Haskell. can't you offer Taft Is swelling up bigger and big ger every day with importance; but wait til after election and watch him shrink up like wool shirt. The saIome dance is all the rage. So naughty, too, they say. On the old Midway.
 If you want a girl to stick to you give her candy.
 Can't you hear the ~obbla of the big fat Alabama Thanksgiving turkeys that we are saving up for future ref srence?
 An Alabama Song. Don't you hear old Uncle Noses des Don't you see | dc darFies film to-
 wards de house? Wese gwinter shake de hoof ternight
 and sachet down de middle. All de niggers gwinter carouss. Chtle-des heah dem banjo ehunes a
 ticklin ob yo' feet.
 ress-ain't dat music out O Ans ez happy ez kin be; all de world
 looks good to me,
 Fer we gWine ter have de Harvest
 Ball tonight. -
 
 
 Gadsden Journal.
 The political storm was long time