The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-29
DRIFTWooD
May is on the homs-streteh.
nY PHIL V. ARMETRoNG.


 The AiabsTa darkey is hsppy-pisnty of !, n. sster.s favorit. rol. is HamI.t--ours Say. why doesn't it rsinf If we yer. talked about ss much ss the weather ws'd De famous Remember .ss tim. when you used to play s'anti-ovsrf siomerate substaness. the inside Of boy's pocket has never been scuaiIsd. As7 year old colder threw q 1s year old ton. Ohio, The old boys must have been praeticins iiu titsu
 Judging by the following from The Pow sn ss'ys ts. tsSs for sSat v.ss ssa' w'dens yosRs lady friend ss s:~si Isss Sunday and Don bons In some rnsnnsr the candy srsviiis. when the youns lady inquirsd about the candy. The gentleman began ssarch sad fSr s..n ana pesd a M Ss s.nsss o iSs ssss and were mashed beyond recognition. The question is. how did the candy set naash-. sdf '.t@Ms4ss A kiss is q little thing tocontsnplase but a pretty big thing to feel. when the pessirnist comes growing around shake rose in his face. what ar. the wild waves .ay,nE' They talk in the same old way Al the ssashors they simply murmur; If you want to attract people these days dsddy-%-jast % make make . noise ike s dollar. A man got back on the police force in sa sn inch eig iSnrsr Sx aRns the reaursd length. It's q funny low that stretches msn Tssy SsSaiy nsSa s' d1 @eas ssa. A to max. Sim Rock, Ark. 0snSH'S disS af,.r Eain taEias drink of whisky and eating banana. the coroner's statement seinE that the mixture produced ss, ar. ysu erg,nr fer ssE nSw w,I1s, Ins1w seine to make A DssiE-s-beo waist" in suyins dog cstehers bisatsd like goat. sss1s: as:fSass Si rsst f1se for S sussins n When you mention Hou..on's base bal, team. Ths Post would iiss M 1 to 1ak" noise like e erawfish. but it dassent' Mrs. Guinness vii, be captured again next Tuesday--wateh our bulletin A hsnpseksd man never lays down the Some ..peachss'' are nothing but lemons in rsaehss' clothing:
 Yell "rats'' and q woman
 Viii jump on 2 chair
 Then grab at her hairi
  whieh saSTs many esuei. z sR' .snss so s.rcns r
 Says 'Nos--that,s fiat
 Nifi zfH Si:s.. sSs ss: 5: ss:s. S:ss Edwin Gould inspeetsd Fsrt wsrth .n no red-headed widows there. ps , s .tfssdssS ds.ss. t sr ss. ySss yys. can pay you.
 Just fancy an exchange says 'rns straw hat is about to bloom in Chicago" We have been wearing 'ena here nearly three months. gar 4 ss s1 Rtisatis city. Sswsst Of thsmi
 All work
 NsS.. AnS no 1ssS HlsSy
 want union pay. John D. wsus of BuffaIo Nsws has Aeef, inspired to poetry by a short cake made for him by a young woman in Chat tanooga. If John had accepted our invita- tions to partake of Montsornery etrawber-r ries with real Jersey % cream. ,sn.t ana l real held him in the exuberanee of his epirits. Somehow or other real modest man looks awfully eubarrassed in io0d soeks' Aunt Hetty Green is setting extrava&ant in her old age. Guess the old lady realtSes the fun she has missed and is trying eo make up for lost time.
 The man who runs on foolishness to cheer his wife up is all right but if he'd get out and run the lawn mower his wife would appreciate it more.
 
 A London physician says that too much talking engenders nervous disorders Cut this out and leave h where your wife caz A rural Alabama storskeeper has this advertisement over his door: We want eggs and want them bad"
 
 Did she faint when you proposed to 'YsS--Out it was in the right direction"
 Problems. Is 1t better in the suburbs ..
 To plant garden seed few Then stand around so patiently
 The neighbor's hens to shoo. Or start in raising chickens.
 To which some one else objects. Then have your angry neighbors
 All a-wringing off their necksf