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The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1908-09-11

nervous exnausVon, nervops->pros
ton, neuralgia hysteriaI paAns, st.
Vitus's dance/ and otkEr distressing,
nervous syYftoms coETmonly attendant
upon fup<Tonal and organic disease OF
the oEs61>1tiEiD<tly feminine. Il
ndu<s,reireskif sleep and relieves
merA1 anxiety and despondency.
IL a woman has bearing down, or drag.
ging pains, low down IN the abdomen. or
pelyis, backache, frequent headaches,
dizzy or fainting speDs. Is nervous and
easily startled, has gnawiBE feeling in
stomach, sees imaginary floating specks,
or spots before her eyes, has melancholia,
or "blues,r or o weakening disagreeable
drain from pelvic organs. she can make
no mistake BY rpsoTtIng 10 the use Of DR..
Pierce's Favorlte Prescription. IL will
invigUrate and tone up the whole system
and especially the pelvic organs.
No. woman suffering from any Of the
above symptoms can afford 70 accept any
secret flOstrum or medicine Of unknown
congestion, as o substitute for q medi-
cine like Dr. PIerce's Fsy0rite Prescrip-
ton, which Is or KNOWN COMPOSITION ard
has o record Of over forty years and sells
more largely to-day than ever hetore. Its
makers withhold no secrets from their
patients, believing open publicity 70 Be-
the very best guaranty Of merit.
DR.. Pierce Invites al suffering women
% consult him by letter fToe ~ charge.
All letters n consultation are held ~
sacredIy confidential and an answer II re.
turned in plain sealed envelope. Address:
DR.. X. V. Pierce, Inyalids' Hotel and Sur.
gical Institute, Buffalo, y. Y.
DIR. plerce's great tbousand-paRe illus.
trated Common Sense Medical Adviser
will be sent free, paper. hound. for u one
cent stamps. or eIOth-bound for 81 stamps,
Address DR.. Pierce az above.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets inyiRor.
ate the stomach, liver and bowels. They
are the original Little Liver Pills having
been put out for sale By old DR.. Pierce
over 10 years ago. Much initiated, but
never egudled. One b. three q dose.
Tiny sugar coated granules; easy 70
take az candy.
DR.. pIerce's Golden Medical Discovery
Is most potent Alternative, or blcOd-puri-
fer, and tonic, Dr inyigUratas, and acts
especially favorably In q Curative way
upon al the fnnenDus lining surfaces, az
~ the nasal passages, throat, bronchial
tubes. stomach. bowels and bladder. cur.
ing q large per cent. Of catarrhal casas
whether The disease affects the nasal
passages, the throat. larynx, brOnchIa,
stomach las catarrhal dyspepsIaD, bowels
Ia mucous diarFhsal, bladder. uterus or
other pelvic organs. Even In the chronic
or Lucrative stages ~ these affections, ID
Il often successful IN affecting cures.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1908-09-11
poeumsntary Proof R,ovIr,s.

al des run obah tuh az you kin !
borry er book FUN yo' lib'ry. Dc
one / want am call de pilgrim
Progress an / done seed hit heal
las dustin day. Tain TO- mase'f
no'm-hit's dis-away: De Histo'cal
Debatin' s'ci'ty done app'int NAH
daughtah's husban' tub affuhm d.
queshun, Resolb', dat dab wuz
quite er numbah oh ctslud gemmen
crmong do Pilgrim Fathahs.' IL
say dc Plymouth Rock hen am been
han'ed down tub us FUN gen'ashun
:uh gen'ashun az de Twin tcs'munny
dat dar wuz er mighty heavy sprin.
kim oh black ermongst de wife.
dat dore mex up dat perceshun. but
he rackon he gOtter hab some jocy.
mans .tlh proobc de case. Ya.yum."
-Womans Home Companion.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1908-09-11
oblisina.

A middle aged farmer accosted q
serious faced youth in London the
other day.
"Young man." he said, pluekins
his sleeve, II want to 60 10 Hyde
park"
The youth seemed lost in sonsid-
Grafton for a moment.
"Well," he said finally, you may
60 just this once, but / don't wan,
you ever 10 ask me again."-Pick.
Me.Up.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1908-09-11

Edwin, aged four, owned a pic.
ture book in which a fierce looking
COW was running after a small boy.
He looked at 1t a long time: then.
carefully closing the book, be laid II
away. A few days later he got the
nook again and turned to the pic.
ture. Bringing his chubby fist
down on the COW, he exclaimed in
tone Of triumph, "she ain't
caught him yeti"
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1908-09-11
SPURIOUS COIN A LURE.
Psychology Of counterfeitins a Puzzle
to the Authorities.

"Like the fly which lights on pa
per carefully smeared with molasses
for his benefit, the man who lets
his thoughts dwell upon queer
money is caught hard and fast UNI
less he gets the idea out of his
head as soon as it enters" said a
secret service official. ut is fun
ny, though, how the game attracts
a man who is otherwise honest. The
man who is attracted at first by the
prospect of making money in this
way argues that he is doing no
wrong.
"He simply says to himself that
he will make a few thousand dol
lars of spurious money and then
shove it out in a safe way. He ar
CUES with himself that the money
will be accepted by every one and
that it really is the same as the
money stamped as legal tender by
the government and only the gov
eminent will lose.
ale begins to read about coun-
terfeiting, and the more he reads
the easier the thing seems. Ten
to one he has taste for mechan-
les, and any man with a simple
knowledge OF metals, il he has the
proper dies, can turn out pretty
fair representation of dollar or
other silver coin.
'Most Of the old time counter
feiters have gone out of business
or are serving terms in peniten-
tiaries, and many of the spurious
coins made at the present time
are manufactured by men who are
respected in the communities in
which they live.
"Counterfeiting bank notes is
more difficult than making spurious
coins, but after a man has been
successful with silver pieces he
takes up the other and, with study
and perseverance, can turn out q
few bills. However, these makers
of bad money never last long.
They are run to earth sooner or
later. Then comes their realiza.
ton of the crime they have been
involved in. The government is a
relentless enemy, and the punish
ment for making spurious money is
severe, but the wrongdoers never
realize this until they are fairly
caught.
Every man believes in his own
heart that he is sharper and
shrewder than his neighbor. When
he reads stories of counterfeiters
who flourished years ago he secs
what blunders they made and how
they came to be caught.
az can do better than that fcl.
low did, and those dub detectives
could never have caught me in the
trap they laid for him. is the way
the amateur counterfeiter muses..
He figures it all out to his own sat.
isfaction, but he fails TO give the
men in Uncle Sans service credit
for any brains or originality Of
thought. He thinks that ther
work the same way on every case
and that all he has to do is to Oh
serve the pitfalls that the othcr
men fell into and be careful not r.
walk into them himself.
"This point settled, the deluded
victim OF the get-rich-quick craze
has only a few more steps to take.
The first thing that he does gen.
orally il to manufacture some
homemade dies Of plaster Of paris
They are crude molds Of silver
pieces, and so our deluded friend
experiments little By pouring
pure lead into these casts. and. b.
his surprise and delight, he turn.
out a few pieces Of metal which
bear a resemblance to money!
Chicago rd-IIerald.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1908-09-11
Do You Think
For Yourself e.?
Or Do You Open Your Mouth Like Young Bird and Gulp Down
Whatever Food Medicine May Offered Your

intelligent thinking in need of relief from
weakness pain and suffering then much
that there tried and honest medicine
TON, sold by druggists for the of wornans ills.
The makers Of Dr. Pes Favore Prescription for the Of
weak rundown owoked debated painracked women
knowing this medicine be made ingredients every
has the possible Endorsement of the leading and standard
thOes Of the several schools medical practice afraid
print they do the list Of ingredients Of which composed
in plain Engkit, on every bottle wrapper
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

Activity in the proposition to change
the dam at the mouth of Whitefish lake,
and build a new dam in the creek near
town, so that people can get their boats
without the long walk and crossing the
tracks heretofore necessary, has been
resumed by the people of Whitefsh,
and it looks as if the contemplated i'm
provement will be carried to success
full finish. With the boat landing a
block or two from the center Of the
town boating on the stream and lake
that is the chief attraction of ouy neigh
boring city will receive an added i'm
petus. Besides that White6sh lake
will be much more attractive resort
to other people in the county who do
not live in the division town. Here.
tofo,e summer visitors at the lake, in
addition tothe Inconvenience of reach
ing the place by railroad, have, after
their arrival in town, been obliged to
walk for mile along the railroad
yards to reach the lake, and by the
time they got there they were pretty
we'll tagged out. Ii the progressive
people OF Whi,e1ish carry through that
which they now propose this long walk
will be done away With, and the influx
OF summer visitors to one of our finest
bodies Of water in the county will be
greatly increased.--Kalispell Journal.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
the CURRENCY QUESTION.

Down here In Cactus Center We have had
hot debate
On reformin' Of our money 20 enough viii
circulate.
II was started BY Bear Hawkins, who H.
lowed twas Ids belief
That brass checks that called for likker
would bring quick and sure relief.
Old Lone Star Thomas argued from thu
gold and silver side.
And the talk got kinder heated. tin the
barkeep runs to hide:
Then the lead begins to scatter. ana We
eidestepped strayin' shot.
While the sblebodied Clipped In lest to
keep the trouble hot.
% We argued for some nafnutes. and we
laid out Chinese John
Ceome one said a PRO" had done It. and
still others said . ''con.C.
But we seed 1t warn't settled and q gun
play was no use,
% Pecos johnson calls 10 underneath Z
nag Of truce.
ITS plain" said PecoA smoothlfke. AZ we
tucked our guns away,
'sThat q compromise. good townsfofk. Is
the way to save the day.
Do lets appeal to congress with our penn
and with our lips
10 stretch our legal tender with q loa
more poker chips!'
Denver Republican.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
NEED MORE PlETY.

Doesn', this sound strange, coming
from the editorial columns of the Wall
Street Journal
"What America needs more than
railway extention, and western irriga-
sion, and low tariff, and bigger wheat
crop, and merchant marine, and a
new navy is revival of piety, the kind
mother and father used to have piety
that counted it good business to stop
for daily family prayer before break.
fast, right in the middle Of harvest;
that quit field work a half hour early
Thursday night, so as to get the chores
done and 20 to prayer meeting; that
borrowed money to pay the preachers
salary and prayed fervently in secret
for the salvation Of the rich man who
looked with scorn on such unbusiness
IKE behavior. That's what we neeG
cow to clean this country of the filth
Of graft, and Of greed, petty and big; o
worship of hne houses and big land.
and high Office and grand social func
tsens. What is this thing we are
worshipping out a vain repetition o
what decayed nations fell down ane
worshipped just before their light wen
out? Read the history of Rome in de
cay and you will find luxury there tina
could lay big dollar over our it'll,
doughnut that looks so large to US
Great wealth never made a nation sub
s'antial nor honorable. There is
nothing on earth that looks good tina
is so dangerous for man or nation tt
handle as quick, easy big money. /
YOU do resist its deadly influences sh,
chances are that it will get yoSr son
II takes greater and finer hesolsm t
dare to be poor In America than tt
capture battery in Manchuria."
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

No use talking, the packing house
people are pretty sharp. Taking ad-
vantage Of the financial furry, they
united in forcing the price of corn up,
at the same time knocking the props
from under the price of hogs. The
high price OF corn operated 10 run the
hogs out of the country at the low
price. Result: The packers will fill
their cold storage houses, their smoke
houses and their lard watts. Then,
when everything is tall of low price
hogs, the price will be raised again
and the packers will sell their pork on
a high market.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
How e Find \ Gas Leak.

1t Is unfortunately very usual to seek
for a gas leakage with lighted can
die. proceeding which Is responsible
for many explosions. Instead open the
windows Of the room to let out the
obnoxious gas and admit the fresh mir.
and mix q pound Of soap cut in shaw
hgs, with three and half pfnts Of
water and apply this sticky 6uid to
the gas pipe With brush. The leak
IN the pipe Will be indicated by bub-
bles in the soapy application. and the
damage may be temporarily rectifed
by rubbing the spot with cake Of
soap. softened by being used, which
will stop the leakage Of gas Till the
plumber can arrive to execute 4 per
manent repair.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
How to Loosen a Glass Stopper.

There are several ways Of loosening
the glass shoppers of bottles or de-
canters. One is to stand the bottle in
hot water: another is to drop little
oil between the stopper and the de
canter with feather and set near the
Gre. After time strike the stopper
gently on al sides with piece Of
wood aud II It does NOS move repeat
the process. A strip of flannel around
the beck Of the bottle. pulled back
ward and forward to produce friction.
will sometimes loosen shoppers.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
How to Msnd 4 Bad Tear,

To mend a tear in a garment go to
any tailor and buy some patcheen
from him. Then cut piece Of patch
cen an inch larger than the rent or
tear and also cut piece Of cloth like
the garment, the same size us the
patchecn. Basic carefully on the
wrong side with the piece of goods
next to the garment. After It Is neat
" basted press on the wrong side with
hot iron. The patch will be a neat
one and will also be Invisible.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

Thos. A. EDISON. the inventor,
claims that with cement, the coming
building material OF the world, . three
story double house, fslly furnished
with plumbing, etc., can be erected in
a single day at an expense not to ex-
coed 81 900, from molds which Mr..
Edison will prepare. In this connec.
ton 1t can be noted that Flathead
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

The legislature next winter could do
the state some real good by enacting a
pure food law which would protect
residents Of Montana from the adulter-
ated foods furnished by the mail order
houses OF the east. OF course, a man
who will overlook his home merchant
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

Advertising is stimulus 10 trade.
II business Is dull, there is more need
for stimulation. Consistent, contin-
uous advertising during hard times is
a pretty sure barrier against hard times
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

to buy "sight unseen" from catalogue
shark is not deserving of much SYM
pathy when he gets bit, but our mer-
chants who are endeavoring to do a
legitimate business need some potec-
ton from the fakirs.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

A New York man is offering
$1,000 prize to anyone who will get
up drink that will taste as good COM
Ing up as It did going down. An ex-
change suggests castor oil.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
How to Clean Bras. Pines.

To clean brass pipes use the finest
emery paper moistened with oil tilt
the surface is even. Next rub with
rotten stone and oil laid ON piece OF
soft leather and finish with dry whit
Ing and soft rag. Remember that
every trace Of oil must he removed
before the pipe can be lacquered.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
How to Clean q Mattress.

When mattress Is stained. make q
paste Of starch and water and spread
1t on the stain. First. however, put
the mattress in the sun. In On hour or
two brush OF the starch. II the stain
has not disappeared. treat It to an
ether application Of starch. :
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
Wt1ITEFISH. AFTER THE LAKE Is BROUGHT
TO TOWN
tBy G. W. AVERY

(By G. W. AVERY
ELATHEAD county is dotted with beautiful lakes,
but Whitefsh lake is the only lying in the d.
rect line of travel and be reached without change of
rough stage trips. Whitesh the only ncorpor
ated town in Flathead county situated the shore of
lake, and the moving of the dam, other words the
bringing of the lake to town. will give Whitesh fully
five miles of additional shore line and that right in the
heart of the town.
What advantage will this be?
Frst-There are thirty gasoline launches on the
lake and more coming. The shore line will give
the of many of these boats an opportunity to
land them within few rods of their homes.
Second--The long, tresome trip to and from the lake
will be done away with.
Third-It will enable many sick or aged people to en-
JOY trip on the lake.
Fourth---It will enable the people to locate city
park the shore line convenient the center of the
town.
Ffth---It will cause the building of many residences
on the lake shore.
sixthIt will give splendid opportunity for picnic
ing and camping.
Seventh-It will attract hundreds of visitors annually
Eighth--It will lead to the establishment of freight
boats and barges to handle the traffic of the lake and
bring the produce to market.
Ninth---It will give Whitefsh distinct advantage
over any town within two hundred miles of here
Tenth--It will give Whtefsh large amount of ad-
vertising all over the country.
Eleventh--It will increase the value of every piece
of property from the damsite to Point of Pines
Twelfth-It will enable business men to live anywhere
the lake shore and go and from their places of bus
mess with their launches
ThirteenthIt will bring the people closer together
in considering the lake question: in which all will be inter
ested.
Fourteenth---It will encourage sociability among
the people.
Fifteenth--It will improve the health of the COM
munity.
Sixteenth---It will lead to launch races and other
amusements.
Seventeenth--It Will be great advantage to the
fisherman
Eghteenth---It will foster and encourage civic pride
among the people,
Nineteenth--It will be highway of pleasure and
profit, free and uncontrolled by any corporation
Twentieth-It will lead to the establishment of public
baths.
Twenty rst---It will enable the people to- study ad-
mire and enjoy the beauties of nature in the rugged
mountains, the sparkling streams the rushing torrents
foamng cataracts magnificent forests and, last and
perhaps BEST the Clear pure, health giving mountain
air. 1t will broaden their chests harden their muscles
strengthen them mentally, morally and intellectually
It will enable them to get away from trade and commerce
for time, and bringing them in closer touch with
Nature will turn their thoughts toward Natures God
buy g unseen from catalogue has the Fone,
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
How to Clean Lamp chimneys.

How to Clean Lamp Chimneys.
Chimneys black with smoke can be
cleaned quickly with cotton batting:
Hold the chimney with dry cloth to
protect 1t from your moist hand. With
hand or stock rub inside with cotton
wad just large enough to- he poked
gently through the top. Breathe into
chimney or hold over steaming4 kettle.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
4 Suggestion

Nearly everybody in White6sh
has friend or relative some
where to whom they would like
to send the home paper. 1t helps
! to advertise the town. 1t may
result IN bringing in new people
and new industries. It saves
writing letters. It reminds them
Of you every week. They viii APP
preciate it. Three months. Soc
six nonths. q; oos year. s.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

county has the cement, near Fortine,
where large deposits are lying nnde-
veloped.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

Kodol is scientific preparation Of
vegetable acids with natural diges'ants
and contains the same juices found i'll a
healthy stomach. Each dose will digest
more than 5000 grains OF good food.
Sold by Percy F. Dodds.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

The Pilot prints and keeps i'm
stock twelve varieties of Post
Cards, showing western scenes
of mountains, lakes, wild ami
mails, Indians, etc. X ~ ~
To parties residing in other To-
calities these cards will be mailed
on receipt of the regular price.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
ADVERTISING RATES
PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY.

Entered as second class matter February
IS, 1885,. at the postoffice at White6sh. Mont.
under the act of Congress of March ), 1879.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07
IS YOUR
SUPERINTENDENT
Weakest In Its
Publicity Department
2

You would not allow any one to
persuade you to close your store for .
few days or few weeks now and then.
You would not think for a moment
Of suspending your delivery service for
a week now and then.
You would not even try to hire
.lerks for m occasional day o. two Of
service.
But who is it that induces you to
conduct your stose.advertising on that
plan--he plan Of adequate advertising
now and then, and perhaps almost
complete suspension Of advertising at
other times?
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-02-07

Subscription outside OF Flathead county
pal able strictly in advance.
In Flathcad county subscription Is payable
ut aa.y time within the year. As most people
in the county who take the paper do not like
to have their subscription Interrupted. a
years time Is given in which to pay for 1t,
and the paper does not stop when subscrip-
ton expires unless So ordered.
If you are receiving q copy of the paper
regularly you will be expected to pay for it.
Don't forget this. If subscription is not
pm id ut the expiration of q years time, you
win receive notice: II you wish your paper
kindly notify this Office.
There are no deadheads on The Pilots list,
and we want none, SO il you do not expect to
pay for the paper please take the trouble to
have it stopped before you get in debt to us
and we become the victim Of misplaced con-
adence.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-09-25
Religious Notices,

Services at Ascension Church, Gathers.
burg, every Sunday at $3.50 P. NJ.
Preaching at the Rockville Presbyterian
Church every Sunday at II A. N.
The Rockville Union Bible Glass will meet
every Monday afternoon at 8 o'clock 10 the
Presbyterian Church.
Regular services at the Christian Church
Sunday at II A. M. and 7:3O P. N. Subject
at Ii A. NJ, 1.-THE Mission and Power of
Prayer" and at 1850, "Some things to Be-"
All are cordially invited.
Rev. VIM. l.. Smith will preach at Poto'
mac NJ. E. Church South next Sunday,
September 9th, at IL A. NJ; Travilah at
$3.50 P. NJ. and Jamestown at 7.30 P. NJ.
Emory NJ. f. Church South Sunday
School at $50 A. NJ and preaching at 1890
AN. Goshen Sunday School at $50 P. M.
and preaching at $3.50 P. M. Sacrament Of
the Lords Supper at both churches. Ser
vices conducted by Rev. E. L. Woolfe.
Rev. H. W. Burruss will preach Sunday
at Grace Church, Gaithersburg, at II A. M.
The night service will be conducted by the
Epworth League.
Rev II. w. Burruss will preach at Nc.
Donald Chapel Sunday at 7:30 P. NJ.
Rev. s. r. White will preach in the Rock.
Vile Baptist Church next Sunday at II A. M.