Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-03-27

next pond 10 propose to me.
Second Frog Well, this IL leap year.
An exchange says woman Cannot
sharpen pencil nor throw stone,
and consequently she should not UNI
dertake to run meter. Doesn't her
ability to throw over men count for
anything at all.
AT Sheridan, wyo., newspapers
were set on fire and the check of Mrs.
Frank Leslie blistered. by the rays Of
The sun becoming focused on a globe
containing fish standing in wisdom.
Samuel Il. Graves, a rHiner, near ka.
ITALIA, Alaska, WHO has been swallow
ing gold for three years In erder to
conceal thefts, has been operated on,
and an ounce OF nuggets were found IN
his appendix.
MIS-. Elizabeth Hazeltou, aged lil3,
OF phila lelphia. who still reads news
papers without the aid OF glasses,
finds the financial news the most m
terestIng.
Charles and John Scovil and James
| Wells OF st. Louis were arrested for
using mule as a target. Evidence
showed that after 20 bullets had pierced
the mules hide the animal switched
| its tail aud went Off to new spot 10
| Craze out of range of the gune.
This il what Hon. Jake Moore, State
Warden Of Georgia, says Of Kodoi For
Dyspepsia: ssE. &. Dewitt Il Co, Chi
cago, ILL., Dear Sirs--I have suffered
ne wenty years from Indiges-
tion. Abont eighteen months ago /
had grown 80 much worse that | could
not digest a crust Of corn bread and
could not retain anything ON my
stomach | lost % lbs; In fact / made
| up my mind that could not live but
short time, when friend Of mine
recommended Kodoi. ] consented to
| try 10 please him and / was better in
one day. Il now weigh more than |
ever did my life and am In better
health than formany years. kodol did
lit.sI keep bottle constantly, and
write this hoping that humanity will
be benefited. Yours very truly, Jake
G. Moore, Atlantf, Aug. 10, 1904"
Sold by Manown h Barnes and w. >.
Harper mo.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, small,
safe, sure little pills. Sold by Manown
q Barnes and w. Is. Harper. mo.
Get DeWitt's Carbollzed Witch
Hazel Salye--it is healing, soothing,
and cooling II is good for piles, Sold
by sW. s. Harper and Manown q
Barnes. mo.
Kodol il today the best KNOWN and
most reliable remedy for all disorders
Of 1.-THE stomach, such as dyspepsia,
heart burn, sour stomach and belching
OF gas. KodoI contains the same julees
found in healthy stomach. Kodoi IL
pleasant to take. 1t il guaranteedso
give relief and is sold here by w. s.
Harperfand Manown Il Barnes.
Mr.. jobs RihI, of VinIrg, Ia, says
~ have been selling DeWitt's Kidney
and! Bladder Pills for yef and they
give better satisfaction than any pill ]
ever sold. There are dozen people
here who have used them and they
give perfect satisfaction Ia every case.
have used them myself with finere-
suits. Sold by w. =. Harper land Ma
nowDld Barnes. mo.
Be careful about that little cough.
Get something right away; some good
reliable remedy that will move the
bowels. Kennedy's Laxative Cough
syrup acts gently yet,promPtly on the
bowels and aliays infiammation at the
same time. 1t il pleasant to take and
1t ~ especially recommended for child |
rem, as 1T TASTES nearly as good as
maple. sugar. Sold by w. s. Harper |
and Manown and Barnes. mo.
.Had dyspepsia or INDICATION for /
years. No appetite, and what did eat
distressed me terribly Burdock Blood
Bitters cured me. - ]. II. Walker,
Sunbury, Ohio
Don't let the baby suffer from eeze-
ma. soreslor any itching Of the skin
Doan's Ointment gives instant relief,
cures quickly. Perfectly safe for child
rem. All Druggists sell il mo