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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

owners sell for the full value-will lead
to more employment than though the
yachts were all held and put in commits
sion this season. The running of the fifty
vessels during the spring and summer
would give employment to large numbers
of men, not only on board in the handling
Of the ships. but ashore in their repair
and fitting and provisioning. But it is to
be remembered that for the most part if
the owners cannot sell they will not put
their boats in commission. They will thus
represent strictly idle capital, that abomi-
nation of economics.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
The Dreaming Prophets.
From the Baltimore American.

Mr.. Cleveland is out with a formula
for true democracy. The re-establish-
ment of the effulgent doctrine Is depend
ent says the sage of Princeton, upon a
period of tranquility. rest from hysteria.
peace from apprehension. conservatism
fully apprehend that this program would
mean his total obliteration? Does he read
in it the terms of his death warrant?
He doubtless does. and smiles at the issu-
ance of this pronouncement against him
and his kind with much the tolerance
that the young listen to the plants of
their elders against the passing of the old
order Mr.. Cleveland has the satisfaction
Of reflections upon the past. as Mr.. Bryan
has the satisfaction of contemplating the
future Both are dreamers-the one of a
democracy gone forever. the other of a
democracy that will never be dominant.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
Academic E6erVescence.
ne New York Evening Pos

T TOIn the WV 1UTk T1NtHIHK FUsI-
Is wave Of instruction sweeping over
our colleges? Is the sound OF broken glass
in the moving picture theater at Ann
Arbor destined 10 be heard around the
world? Ann -Arbor's embattled host of
2OOO students is only a matter of last
week. More recently We have had riot
at Georgetown. Yesterday it was mu-
tiny at Stanford. where 400 men threaten
to cut their classes unless dozen stu
dents who had been dismissed for taking
part in a pro-liquor demonstration are
reinstated. Such simultaneous displays
of academic effervescence In north south
and west cannot be coincidence alto
gether.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
Discipline in the Navy.

From The New I0rK IrIbune.
In releasing a youthful offender from
punishment on condition that he enlist
In the United States navy 1T is not nee
essary to assume that a judge casts a
reflection upon that branch of the service
or does 1t harm. 1t may. indeed. be said
that he simply passes 1t backhanded
compliment on its salutary discipline. A
sixteen-year- old boy who has stolen a lit
tie gun is not necessarily a criminal. nor
even an undesirable citizen. the chances
are 1000 to 1 that nobody has ever taught
him honesty and obedience. An Ameri-
can warship may be the best school on
earth for such a boy. Would the officers
turn away a college student who had
wrecked somebody's house or looted a
store Just for a joke?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

Baltimore students who challenge Chris
tian Scientists TO duel with streptococ-
Gus pyogenes have introduced a new ter
ror in combat. 'Streptococcus pyogenes''
sounds infinitely worse than swords or
pistols.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
Fire Drills.
From the Boston Transcript.

In the present enthusiasm for realistic
fire drills In the schools the danger of
heart disease should not be overlooked.
sudden fright often entails serious con-
SEQUENCES. Why would it not be better
to have fire drills with such frequency
and always maintained with such spirit
and orderliness, that II the real fire ever
came the building would be half emptied
before it became generally known it was
a real fire? This is the better illusion of
the two.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

The promotion by the President of a
colored man to 81 600 place in the Treas
ury Department may do little something
toward taking the sting out of the recol-
leCtiOnS of Brownsville.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
Boom Too Late.
From the Omaha Bee.

From the Omaha Bee
From a purely democratic standpoint.
the Johnson boom. whatever merit it may
possess, has been delayed too long in
the launching. The Bryan hold on the
democratic party Is too strong to be
broken in the time remaining before the
convention at Denver
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

NLeniency displayed toward Schmitz and
Ruef may lead them to look around to see
whether this particular complication in
San Francisco affairs cannot be made to
yield them a profit.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

The sea serpent has already been seen.
1t is evidently impressed with the neces-
sity of getting around before the prohibit
ton wave sweeps the land.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

The arrest of the editor of New York
society paper for obtaining 81 eco by trick
and device will he no warning to the
Wall street operators who have obtained
larger sums in much the same manner.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

Experiments like Volapuk ana Esper-
anto are likely to have the effect of con-
vincing people that the English language
is good enough for all practical purposes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

Abe Hummel is said to be seeking OBJ
security. 1t is a modest wish which the
public should find ii in it's heart to grant
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
The Latest Ticket.

From the Detroit Free Press.
How would Hartman and Day hit the
country for PRESIDENTIAL ticket?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

A San Francisco Chinaman says he has
invented an odorless onion 1t may be a
good thing, but the chop suey will not
seem the same.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

There is no use of trying to convince
the trusts and the labor unions that they
belong 10 the same economic family and
should try to live peacefully together
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
Guilds Distinction.

From the pes Moines Register and Leader.
Gov Guild has achieved real dis
tinction. He Is the first man to confess
frankly that he does not consider the
vice presidency beneath his notice.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

No race meeting would seem complete
without some preliminary agitation about
whether betting will be permitted
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

At any rate, calculations prove that this
years climate is we'll out OF the clutches
of the ground hog.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

There is no means of providing PEN
sions for statesmen who reduce them
selves to utter exhaustion in imprisoned
oratory
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
A Suggestion.

From the Philadelphia Inquirer.
The way to make the schoolhouses safe
Is to-make them safe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
R0salie lie Grange,

trance, test, business, ciairvoy-
ant and inspirational medium,
was for honest mediumship.
"Lie? Ofcourse. Everybody
practices deception in this
world of sin, but everybody has
to draw the line somewhere. |
draw it on grating" But
Rosalie does graft one loving
heart on to another. It's all in
a story by Will Irwin, called
"Laug Ching Eyes - Match
Maker" Resale is the
"happy medium" in this weeks
issue of THE SATURDAY
EVENING Posi-.
The Young Lord Stranleigh
stories, by Robert Barr, con-
tinue to make hits in every
inning. The adventure which
begins in this weeks issue of
THE Posi- is called "Mr.
Isaacstein's Guinea-Pigs." 1t
starts, "Lord Stranleigh! One
moment, if you please" If
you can guess the rest of the
story, all right. Better buy
this weeks issue of THE
SATURDAY EVENING POST,
At the News-stands, cents
$50 the year by mail.
THE CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY
PHILADELPHIA
Our Boys are Everywhere
Copies will be delivered to any address by
WILLIAM SMITH,
I'll First street NV, Washington.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
The Little Stick.

From the Philadelphia Ledger
The President has enlisted in the war
against cigarettes. Now. here's something
worth while.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
SHOOTING STARS.
BY PHILANDER JOHNSON.

You say that politician has adopted
a number of your opinions
Yes" answered the man with the rest
less mind Its a sad case. He adopted
my opinions, and now they don't remem-
Der their own father
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

agIn order to avoid delays on account
Of personal absenCs letters to THE
STAR should not be addressed to any
individual connected with the ONCE, but
simply to THE STAR, or to the Editorial
or Business Department, according to
tenor or purpose.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
Practical.

us that financier a practical railway
man."
Practical" repeated Mr.. Dustin stax.
"Perhaps so. 1t depends on what kind
of practice you have in mind
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

Both Col. Bryan and Gov Johnson seem
disinclined to have much to say about
each other.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
The True Prophet.

! =
Man up in his Office
Figgerin' of it out,
Sends de news dat spring has come;
Doesn' leave no doubt.
II you has yoh s'picions
He kin stop 'em quick.
Proves his proposition
BY dc 'rifmetic.
But de tiny blossom
Underneaf de tree
Say. Dat figgerin' ain no good.
Jes you notice me!
When Is good an ready
Fob to staht de show.
Den you'll hab de springtime,
An not a day befo'.''
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
Revenge !!

You say you hate that man." said the
close friend.
II do answered the dentist.
But you never show it,
Certainly not. You don't suppose
am going to put him on his guard and
miss the chance Of filing his teeth
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
His THOUGHTS,

What do you think of my new play?'
asked the author.
My boy answered the manager, L
hold you in such high personal esteem
that l don't permit myself to think of
it,"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20

The Early Uncertainty.
The summer cars erratic way
Now has us much perplexed.
They put 1t on the line one day
And take it off the next.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
Heart Pains

Are relieved, and palpitation, f1ut-
tering and irregular pulse over
come by using Dr. Miles Heart
Cure. 1t makes the heart nerves
and muscles strong, SO the heart
is able to do its work easily. This
relieves the strain which causes
the distress. Sold by all druggists.
DIR. Miles Heart Cure cured me when several
doctors failed. My case was bad. had diff
fculty in getting my breath, my heart beat SO
fast at times that thought 1t impossible TO live
without relief; the pain very in my
left side, and my nerves were all unstrung. l am
sure l would not have been cured il had not
taken the Heart Cure"
MRS. MARY C. HAHLER
Sullivan, Mo.
IL first bottle fails to benefit, money back.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-20
Boys suits,
$3.95 to SIS

Russian and sailor blouse,
Norfolk and blc-breasted
jacket styles i'll a host OF plain
and fancy fabrics; Never be-
fore have we assembled so
large and splendid a stock of
Boys Suits. Every model rep
resents the latest style express
sion in its particular mode.
The Workmanship and finish
on every garment are such as
you may expect to find only
here. Relative to values, we
can confidently assert that
never has it been your good
fortune to buy such excellent
clothing at the threshold OF
the season at such modest
prices.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
A Paying Investment.

Mr.. John White. OF 3S Highland
Ave-, Houlton, Maine, says: Have
been troubled with a cough every
winted and spring. Last winter
tried many advertised remedies, but
the cough continued until / bought
a soc bottle of DR.. Kings New Dis
covery; before that was half gone,
the cough was all gone. This winter
the same happy result has followed, &,
a few doses once more banished the
annual cough. ] am now convinced
that DR.. Kings New Discovery Is
the best OF all cough and lung
remedies" Sold under guarantee a;
j. c. Perry's drug store. soc and
s1.00. Trial bottle free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
Deafness cannot BE Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the
ear. Th re is only one way to cure
deafness, and this is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
lnflamed condition of the mucous
lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing. and when Il. is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the
Inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to It's normal con-
dltion, hearing will be destroyed for
ever; nine cases out of ten are caused
by Catarrh, which is nothing but an
infamed condition OF the mucous
surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case OF Deafness (caused by
catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for cir
cularG free. +. ]. CHENEY & co
Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take I:all's Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
MAKES WORK EASIER.
Salem People Are Pleased to Learn
How II Is Done.

Saiem People Are Pleased to Learn
How II Is Done.
It's pretty hard to attend to du.
ties
With constantly aching back;
With annoying urinary disorder
Doan's Kidney Pills makes work
easier.
They cure backache.
They cure ever ykidney Ill.
w. II. Wood, of $50 Cottage
street, Salem, Oregon, says: "a good
many years ago / got badly kicked
by mule right over the kidneys, and
at another time while digging a well
1t caved In on me, also injuring my
back. and since then l have had more
or less annoyance from my kidneys.
Change of weather caused by back to
ache and when | worked hard II be-
came so lame that | could hardly
straighten up after STOPPING. pro-
cured Doan's Kidney Pills at Stones
drug store. and since taking them al
together have continued to work
hard and been exposed to severe
weather not an ache or other symp
tom of my former trouble remains
This clearly proved that Doan's Kid.
ney Pills act up to the representa-
tons made for them. also know
of other people who have derived
great benefit from their use. an
glad to let others know the merits OF
Doan's Kidney Pills for backache and
kidney trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
WANT AT ONCE.

Houses and lots. close in, price s2500
or less. What have you? We
have four clients that wish to buy
such property at once.
5000 Cash.
VIII buy a cosy 5-room house, wood
shed, drilled well "a feet deep,
good pump and water, IA lots,
snap.
$500, Would BE Cheap at $4,000.
Strictly modern 7-room house, large
pantry and hall, 4 bedrooms, each
has closet up-to-date bath room
toilet and wash stand, house wired
throughout for electricity. snap,
$500.
200 Acres, s25 Per Acre.
One of the best dairy OF stock
farms In Oregon, good house and
barn. well fenced, fine spring OF
good water. plenty of good timber.
viii take part pay in Salem prop
erty.
1SO Acres. - Per Acre.
This + one of the best grain, dairy
or fruit farms In the valley
BECHTEJ a. NnNTON,
341 State Street. Bayne Building
Rooms Z and 8.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
A Travelling Man,s Experience.

II must tell you my experience on
an east bound o. r. & N. r. r.
train from Pendleton to La Grande,
Or, writes Sam A. CARRIER, a well
known travelling man. I was In the
smoking department with some
other trevling men when one of them
went out into the coach and came
back and said, There is a woman
sick unto death in the car. at once
got up and went out, found her very
Ill with cramp collie; her hands and
arms were drawn up so you could
not straighten them, and while a
deathlike look on her face. Two or
three ladies were working with her
and giving her whlskey. went TO
my suit case and got my bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy 1 never travel
withoMt III, ran to the water tank,
put double dose OF the medicine in
the glass, poured some water into Il
and stirred Il with pencil; then I
had quite a time to get the ladies to
let me give It to her, but ! succeeded.
I could at. once see the effect and J
worked with her, rubbing her hands,
and In 20 minutes / gave her another
dose. BY this time we were almost
into La Grande. where was to leave
the train. l gave the bottle to the
husband to be used in case another
dose should be needed, but by the
time the train ran into La Grande
she was all right, and received the
thanks OF every passenger In, the
car" For sale by DR.. Stones drug
store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09

Chairman Mack claims victory as
ready. He Is To be congratulated up
on possession of information at 80
early date. But why continue the
campaign?
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
Burnt Child.

breads the fine. The dread is whole
some, but not the burn; that can De
healed and instantly relieved by ap-
plying Ballard's Snow Liniment. BE
prepared for accidents by keeping a
bottle always In the house. Best TOT
sprains, bruises, cuts, scalds, rheu-
matism, neuralgia, bunions-any
and all aches and pains. Price zoc,
soc and 800. Sold by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
Hoppity Hop.

!. vou lust barely getting
ns Sr the aid OF crutches or q
~, sss,a vnless II you have lost a limb
~, s.,. = asformity-if your trouble
\ .sss."mstIsrn, ss,u lumbago. sprain, stiff
s,..s Iss'o a. anything of like nature use
s ...l,a'. snow Llniment and in no
- Won can throw away your
:. -,,.ss ard be as we'll as anyone.
~ s5c, soc and s1.00. Sold by
|,g Dealers,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
Oct strong.

nsr nsIv. Of 1247 W. Congress es'
p J pay tells of a way to be-
q, chicago. ne t saws: my mother
zoe strong md M was very feeble, ia
10 lis Ola .,ucb suc benefit from Elec-
i.d,l1s a5.I.,s = that fell it's my my duty na !
! isll mos 1,ns medicine about It. In
ersrgtnsenllln.s ease a marked gain In
ry nc'ns, ss,.s,lted. insomnia has been
issi has ana she is steadily grow
,rsftOFne, snr Electric Bitters
bs sfOuSd oagSsdy stomach, liver and
riily Isul I,snumplaInts. Sold under
ftnty Al ]. c. Perry's drug
- soc.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
Best Treatment for a Burn.

III for no other reason, Chamber
laln's Salve should be kept In every
household on account of Its great
value in the treatment OF burns. II
allays the pain almost instantly, and
unless the injury Is a severe one
heals the parts without leaving Q
scar. This salve Is also unequaled
for chapped hands, sore nipples and
diseases of the skin. Price, 25 cents
For sale by DR.. Stones Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
BARGAINS.

A choice 40-acre tract; good or
chard, $50 English walnuts, 1900
Loganberrles. fine spring water
running TO house and barn; good
big barn, fair house; 10 acres can
be irrigated from spring. Lays
fine. See me II you want a dandy
home.
100 acres. large house and barn;
60 acres in cultivation, balance
pasture and timber; fine spring
water 10 house and barn; excel
lent place; stock goes with this.
See II and get a fine home.
20 acres. miles out; good improve
ments; house. barn, orchard, etc;
fine level black land; $4,000.
My own home, 20 acres. with fine
improvements; good house, barns,
windmill. tank. milk house and
building. etc; Joe-dandy or.
chard. etc.; $1,000.
3. 10. 20 and 40 acres well i'm
proved near town. Houses for
rent and sale on installment.
Store room TO rent, 16x40 or 32x50.
money 10 loan on real estates
notary work; employment agsney.
Make your wants known and ]
think / can fit you out.
II II. RYAN,
Cor. Commercial and Center Streets.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
, sure..nough KnocIxer.

G. Goodwin, OF Reidsville, n.
! avs. "Bucklen's Arnica Salve Is
wrs-enough knocker for ulcers. \
n one came on my leg last sum-
n nut that wonderful salve
lrtksd Il out in a few rounds. Not
n scar remained. Guaranteed
4, plles. sores, burns, etc. 25c at
G. Perry's drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09

Pennantless Chicago Is bound 70
see the world less bright than It was
a few brief months ago, but business
at the stock yards WI go on as US
ual
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
Good for Rilionsness.

7 took two OF Chamberlain's
sprsch and Liver Tablets last
Rgt, and ! feel so per cent better
hin have for weeks, says ]. j..
frsione Of Allegan, Mich. "They
rs certainly a fine article for bill
hssness." For sale by DR.. Stones
irg store. Samples free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09

Lillian Ruseell's numerous ex-hus-
bands must have been shocked the
other day by her declaration thar
she is in love for the first time in h -r
life.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
Gambling

your life against 25 cents is just ex-
actly what you are doing II you neg
lect a cough or cold on the chest In
stead of treating II with Ballard s
Horehound Syrup. A 25 cent bottle
OF this splendid remedy will cure an
ordinary cough. heal the lungs and
act as n tonic for your entire system,
Sold by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
A Burglar I'm Town

his name Is bad cough" He doesn't
care for gold or silver but he viii
steal your health away. II he ap-
pears in your house arrest him al
once with Ballard's Horehound Syr
up, Il may mean consumption II you
don't. A cure for all coughs. colds
and chest troubles. Price zoe. soc
aud $1.00 per bottle. Sold by all
dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09
LIVERY AND FEED STABLES

Livery aud Feed stabies-oid Fos'
once 6iabies. At z5t Ferry stree
between Commercial and From
streets. Telephone lss. Some "
'bs nnest liveriss in the city es
be found here. westacott 4 John
son. props lo-l-lyr.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09

II Prince Eitel can keep down his
weight by wood-sawing alone the
kaiser might let the young man cut
the family supply of saurkraut in az
dition.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09

Day on the planet Jupiter is said
\ h as long as $4,000 days on the
uaA A two weeks vacation with
n pay on Jupiter must be worth
,Na
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09

gidol will. without doubt, make
sH stomach strong and will almost
esinilT relieve you OF all the symD-
nns Of Indigestion. Get a bottle Of
. day II is sold here by all
lxgrsts.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09

DWlit's Kidney and Bladder
rs are for weak back, backache,
= 'nalle pains, Inflammation of
: 'adder and all other annoy
80 due TO weak kidneys. They
e 'old by all druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09

xov that the interior of the stom-
Ia ,au be photographed, 1t will be
|,,,.. for men to imagine they can
|a.lve their wives with a cloven
l.siih
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09

According to a fashion authority,
waists that button in the back win
soon be out of fashion. After thai.
fewer husbands will be out Of patti
ence.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-09-09

Every father makes the mistake
eAlnklng that after he has paid SO
b music lessons, his little girl
bows enough to play when company
unss