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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
Certainly.

els a woman ever really dangerous?"
ssYou bet"
| s'Wheu?''
sWhen she smiles and tells you that
you are the cleverest man she ever
knew
Fine Opening.
"You remember that fellow Shake
Bpeare speaks about who could call
spirits from the vastly Deep"
eyes What about himY'
81 wond if he is looking for job"
''Of course not. He has been dead
for years.
5'Too bad. Too bad! What fine
opening there would be for him now
On the prohibition belty'
Which7
(which would you rather be, mar
lied or singleT'
I swell, dunno. Which'd your
sTt is like this: A single man hasn't
anybody to be afraid off,
ST see."
-"and married man doesn't have
% please nybody."
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
Simple Enouqh

Simple Enough.
III don't understand why women
want to vote"
because they can't"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

Singleton The woman marry must
be an ideal housekeeper. Wedderly
You'll suffer less with practical one.
old man.-C Chicago News.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

1t Is said that In many Welsh villages
the yew tree and the church are of the
same age. the one being planted when
the other was built.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

christmas day is only three hours
long i'll the Finnish town Of Tornea,"
said traveller. Il spent last Christ
mas there. At sunrise I got up to see
nay presents and to read my Christmas
mail, and night had fallen before I
got through breakfast" ~-San Francisco
Argonaut.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

When our job keeps us busy it gen
orally pays enough to keep us alive and
too little to get US into mischief.
We always think we are entitled to the
best there is going, but forget to get
cinch on 1t when it is coming.
The thing that we are dead sure that
we can do better Is always the thing
that we have never tried to do.
There may be an opportunity for ev-
cry man, but there is no lodging the
fact that trust got corner on the
visible supply and has it cinched for
a number Of years to come.
The only way to get along with some
people is to get along entirely without
them.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
REPUBLICAN COUNTY coNvEN-

| A republican convention of Stevens
county, Mimi, is hereby called to be
held Thursday, April 9th, 1908, at 2
o'clock p. M, at the court house hall
in the city of Morris, in said county
of Stevens, Minnesota, for the pur-
pose of electing nine delegates to rep
resent the republican party of said
county at the republican convention
of the state of Minnesota, to be held
at the auditorium in the city of Min
neapolis, on Thursday, April Is, 1908,
| at IL o'clock a. m. for the purpose of
eiecting four delegates at large and
their alternates to represent the re-
publicans of Minnesota in the repub-
lican national convention to be held
in the city of Chicago, on June Is,
1908, and for the purpose of nominal
ing eleven republican candidates for
presidential electors to be voted on at
the general election Tuesday, Novem-
Der 8, 1908, and for the transaction of
any other business that may properly
come before the convention.
And the said republican county con-
vention shall be for the further pur-
purpose of electing 9 delegates to the
Seventh District republican conven-
ton to be held at Willmar April is,
1908, which district convention Is for
the purpose Of selecting two delegates
and their alternates to the republi-
can national convention aforesaid,
Representation for this convention
will be one delegate for each 20 votes
or major fraction thereof, based up
on the average vote cast for the re-
publican candidates for governor,
lieut.. governor, secretary of state,
auditor, treasurer and attorney gen
eral, at the general election of 1906,
as follows:
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

society held their monthly meetin
Sunday afternoon.
Fred Andert has as his guests hi
cousin, Charley Smith, of New Paynes
vile, and his brother August Ander
of Sedan.
Mr.. Josher-Miss Anteek, wouldn'
you like to change your name? Miss
Anteek Goyfully)-Oh, John, yves
Mr.. Josher-Then why don't you make
an application to the proper authori
ties? I believe the courts will grant
you permission if you show good rea.
son for the change.-Cleveland Leader
The common impression that all per
sons in English upper classes are en-
titled to coats Of arms is erroneous, for
there are Instances Of noble and an
cient families who have no right to use
hereditary coats Of arms and scorn to
take grant at this late day.-London
Saturday Review.
Bobby-sister has got O beau all
right!
Tommy-What makes you think she
has?
Bobby-She used to say. Bobby. see
who's calling" when the phone rang.
Now she runs to It herself instead Of
telling me,-Cleyelan6 Leader,
THANK you very much" said the
handsome lady, smilingly accepting
the proffered seat.
Madam" said the man, tipping his
hat, ''you surprise and pain me-"
II do not understand you"
swell, you've lost me a bet."-Phila'
de1phia Ledger.
The best known picture in the world,
It has been said, is Vandyke's portrait
of James II. Of England as an infant,
known as the Baby Stuart" Two mil
lion copies of it are said to be in Amer
lean homes, and it Is equally popular
In England and continental Europe
London EXPRESS.
Mrs. Turtle-I see by the papers here
that an automobile ran down a TWEEN
ty foot embankment and turned turtle.
Now, Henry, what I want you to do
is to run up twenty foot embank
ment and turn into an automobile.
You know I've wanted one this long
while.-Circle Magazine.
Two commercial travellers were COM
pairing notes. Il have been out three
weeks said the first. land have only |
got four orders"
'That beats me-" said the other; II |
have been out four weeks and have |
only got one order. and that's from the |
arm to come home"
81 hear you nave been hunting Any |
uck?" Yes; only one man mistook
ne for rabbit. and he "as poor
hot. Chicago Record-Herald.
1t is said that In many Welsh villages
The yew tree and the church are OF the
same age. the one being planted when
the other was built.
81 didn't know the Bartons kept
donkey. How long have they had it,"
"Oh, ever since have been staying
With themv'
SingIeton-The woman marry must
'e an ideal housekeeper. Wedderly
You'll suffer less with practical one. +
Id man.-Chicago News.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
NEWS OF RECORD

The following transfers of real es- tate were yesterday recorded in the once of the Probate Judge.
 W. N. Cox and Bennie Pearl Cox to Eugenia J. McDade. one acre of land on the Mount Meigs Road; considera- tion s2.5o0.
 M E. Huff and wife to W. N. Cox. one acre of land on the Mount Meigs Road. consideration 160.
 The Louisville and Nashville Rail- road to the South and North Alabama Railroad Company certain land on the north side of Fr.snois Street; consider ation q.
 J. R. Graves Ivey to Hattie E. Dun navant, parts of lots 17 and 90, sec- ton '. block ''c': consideration. Ss.
 The Clovsrdale Homes Company to W. A. Graves. lot is. block 17. of the plat of the companyi consideration si.- 000'
 J. s. Dowdell and wife to Elizabeth D. Brown. lot 20 of the Noble and Ware plat: consideration. ss
 The following certificate of incorpor- ation was yesterday filed In the ofice of the Probate Judge: E
 The Dahiberg Brokerage Company wishing to do business within the State as dealers in all kinds of brokerage food stuffs. The capital of the new president; L. K. Price. vice president and V. P. Dahlberg. secretary and treasurer. The capital of the firm Is given at $5.000 divided into 50 shares. Of this sum. s3.000 has been subscrib- ed and paid in with which to do bus1- ness.
 o. P. McC ain, of vina. and A. J. Nor ris, of Trinity. were Tuesday appoint ed notaries public and ex-oficio Jua- tices of u peace by the Governor.
 Howell Smith, of Bankston, was ap- pointed as notary public.
 The Atlantic and Gulf Portland Ce- ment Company. of Camden, N. j.. Tuesday notifed the Secretary Of State of it's intention to do business in Ala bama, designating as it's Alabama agent, John London. of Birmingham.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07

at the Baptist Church here Sunday. ne is from New Decatur.
 Mrs. w. M. Martin has contracted with !. W. Haywood of Cuba to build her . dwelling house on the Horn place between here and Brewersvilie. this county.
 Mir. Charles H. Allen, IT.. repre- senting the Cleveland Jewelry Com pany. spent Sunday here with his pa- rents.
 MT. Ed wrenn of Cuba has recently rented the residence vacated by Mrs. Brantly and will move here from Cuba.
 MT. D. c. Vaughan. of Curls was here on business Monday.
 Mir W. M. Elliot of Ramsay was here on the fifth on business.
 MT. Robert Beitling. of Demopolis, spent the holiday here with his pa- rents.
 Sumter county circuit court opens here Monday 14th.
 Judge sprott has finished the Greene county circuit court and has returned home from Eutaw. The grand jury returned 102 true bills
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
REPORTS ON
 DAIRY FARMS Investigation Work is
 Progressing. RImT fa SnnS IN STATE
BUILT B slos IN STATE
Conducted By Experiment Station
 and U. s. Dairy Department.
sites Have Been Built of Concrete Most of Them, and Several Model Farms Have So Far
 Resulted.

The dairy farming investigation work of the Alabama Experiment Sta tion and the United States Dairy De- pertinent, which was started last Feb- ruary by Expert A. K. Risser, has recently been taken up and continued by S. D. Dow. MT. Dow is grad uate of the Missouri Dairy School and has had his training under Professor Eckels. one of the leading instructors of the country.
 Since the work has been started thirteen silos, most of them concrete, have been built in different parts of the State. Several model barns have been built and a model dairy house has been constructed on the Fair grounds of the Alabama Agricultural Association at Montgomery. For the latter the Fair Association Is furnish ing the money and Is an expression of the appreciation the people have for this work. The State Fair at Birming- ham has donated sixteen feet square in their main building to make an exhibit of the methods used and the results secured.
 The dairymen of the State not only demand that the work be continued but ask that the working force be increased so that the entire State can be visited. With only one man in the field only the most urgent requests for help have been responded to.
 The work of establishing a system of herd record keeping has been start ed with ten men. The following statement will show the condition Of these ten representative herds during the month Of July:
 Total number Of herds. 10.
 Total number of cows. 363.
 Number of cows in milk, 2s0.
 Number of cows producing Is gall AwF y.nflf AmS
 Number of cows producing one pound butter per day. S1.
 Average gallons milk for July. per COW, 41.s.
 Average pounds butter produced for July, per COW, TIT.
 Per cent of butter fat in milk (Bab- cock test):
 (thirty-three cows). 5.20.
 Average per cent of the ten herds (263) cows 4.s1.
 Lowest per cent of any one herd (seven cows), AIS. ! Calculated cost of ration for irdi- vidual herds:
 Highest average for any one herd (fourteen cows) $4.52.
 Lowest average for any one herd (forty-four cows), $1.55. ss.27.
 Cost of producing gallon of milk in individual l1erdsi
 Highest cost (twenty-two cows) 1s.1 cents.
 Lowest cost (forty-four cows). A cents.
 Average cost ten herds (sss cows), 7.S cents.
 Cost of producing a pound of butter fat in individual herds:
 Highest cost (twenty-two cows) 55.4 cents.
 Lowest cost (same in three herds, 1O6 cows) 10.S cents.
 Average cost for ten herds (263 cows), 1S.5 cents.
 valuing butter fat thirty cents per pound and skim milk at 20 cents per cwt:
 Average value per cow of products. $6.02.
 Average cost of feed or ration. $3.27. Average profit per COW in month of July. SAYS.
 Return for dollar invested in feed. S1.T0.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
COURT IN THEATRE.
Fall Term of Colbert County Circuit
 Court C0uvenep.


 Court Couvenes.
 Tuscunibia. Oct 6.--(Specia1. )--The fall term of circuit court for Colbert county convened In Tuscumbia yester- day morning at 10 o'clock.
 The court Is being held in the opera house, the court house having been partially destroyed by fire last May, and in its present dismanteled condi- tion being unit for the accommodation of the court. Judge Charles P. Almon, judge of the eleventh judicial circuit, is the presiding judge.
 The grand and petit juries were or ganized and empannelled before noon. and the work of the court will we talk en up this afternoon. to continue four weeks If the business justihes the whole term. The civil docket contains i25 cases and the criminal docket about 100 cases. there being three murder cases on the calendar. Judge Almons charge to the grand jury was along the usual lines. and forceful pointed, logical and comprehensive. The attendance of jurors. witnesses. and parties concerned is large.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
WEATHER BULLETIN
U. .. DEPARTsIENT or AGRICULTURE.
Cilmafoiogical Service Weather Bureau weather Bulletin for the Week Ending Monday, October
 bfh. l0ae.
GENERAL SUMMARY

Dry and cool weather prevailed. with light frost in the northern. north-central and some of the western counties during the early and middle parts of the week. The percentage of sunshine was high.
 The mean temperature for the entire State, 6i degrees, was about degrees be- low the normal, and IS degrees lower than the mean for the previous week The days were generally pleasant. with the after- noon temperatures averaging In the eighties but the nights were all cool for the season. Thursday was the warmest day. and the highest temperature was ss degrees. at Frultdaie, Washington County. Tuesday was generally the coolest day. and the lowest temperature was 34 degrees at onsonta. Blount County.
 Dry weather prevailed throughout the State. there, being no rainfall worthy or note during the entire week. Rain is need" cd in nearly all districts.
 The following table shows the tempera- ture and rainfall at selected stations:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
Mnrth.rn nastrict.

Northern D3stK1C1s BIount Oneonta: Clear and cool weather prevailed, except on the first two oays. which were cloudy. The mean temperature
 was ss degrees; the highest was .S sis,s dssrees.
 Calhoun, Admission: Clear and cool wealth. morning of the ssth when the ternperature was as low as 3s degrees. The highest temperature was 7s degrees~-Weather Bn- Cherokee, GaylssviiIs: Clear and mcder. | atelY cool weather prevailed throuehout l this section.--Robert s. Hudson. Ctebufne. Fruithurst: Clear ana cool
 weather prevailed. and light frost occurred on several mornings during the middle or the week..-fEattts L. Asseitine.
 turs was s4 degrees; the highest was 70
 degrees. and the lowest 70 de9fses DIy
 weather prevailed and there was ample CuIirnan, CuIinaani Cool and clear wealth or prevailed. The highest temperature was
 7s degrees and the lowest ss des,ess .a sts,s Lns s7 per cent. of the average sunshine was recsived.--Eugsne A. 0rnyot.
 DsKalb, ColiiDsviile: Feir weather pre- vaiIsd. and light frost occurred on the mornings of Thursday and Friday.--F' r. Jsffsrsop. Blrmineham: The mean tenn perature, S2 deEraea, was seven degrees below the normal: the highest temperstuTe was so degrees, and the lowest ~ aesrees. . abnndance of bright sunshine. Light frosts occurred in the surrounding hilly country on the mornings of Tuesday and Fridss.-- Weather Bureau.
 Lamar. Crews Depot: Fair weather pre- vailed The days were pleasant Dut the ufahts were cool for the season. the low. eet tennperature being ss degreea--J. J. Weeks. a. -.
 Lauderdale, Florence: Clear weather pre. x,sila6 sTha hiKhant temperature was si degrees and the lowest Sf degrees Ltgnt frost occurred on four norhings.~-o. n.
 Morgan, Decatur: The mean temperature was sS degrees: the highest was Tt deRreea and the lowest ss degrees Lisnt froSt occurred on two dayss--E. A. CarrfGer. .
 vvaikaP cordoya: Clear weather prevail ed The days were pleasant, but all or tha nights were cool for the season. Tne lowest temperature was SS aegrees'-Sc0u' Maxwell. A=+
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07

of the Birmingham wholesale grocers' case occupied the middle boards. The commission took this case under ad- visenent after extensive testimony of trafic officials and flour and meal shippers as well as arguments of coun- seI on both sides.
 The only other action recorded was the fixing of October 20 as the date on which briefs are to be flied by both parties in the noted cotton compress rate case.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
NEWS OF LIVINGSTON.

Livingston, Oct. e--(Special )--Adr. and Mrs. W. K. Pickens announces the approaching marriage of their niece, Jaunita Pickens to MT. Julian Ennis on october 14th at the Episco" pal church here.
 County court was in session here Monday and Tuesday, Judge Jurman preceding.
 The teachers recital at the 4. N. C., Auditorium was quite success, it was we'll attended. Misses Boyd and Rowlands being grand.
 Misses Ruby Lanhon and Lila McMa- they will take up their positions in the Girls Industrial School there
 Rev. Renfroe Curry filled the pulpit
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
rrnnrt rrnde Improvea.

NAw orleans. La. Oct e.-Improve.
 aUt in export trade at this port is t.S,catAd in the issue today of the monthly report of the grain inspection nartment of the board of trade. For Soptember 1908 wheat exports were eN o0O bushels in excess of the same vs"nth last year, Corn fell sIiRhtly ssnd@r the 1907 figures.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
w. c. IRWIN ARRESTED.
Charged with Stealing Another HEanss
 Wife and Children.

Anniston, Oct. 6.--(SpeciaI.) )--w. c. Irwin. of Talladega county. was ar- rested here yesterday by police officers, who turned him over to Sheriff Le- Grand.
 He was carried back to Talladega to- day to answer to the charge of steal ing another mans wife and three chiI- dren some time ago, at Ironaton. with whom he fled and with whom he has been living in seclusion in this city. |. The abandoned husband. J. M. Hum phries, of Silver Run. recovered his wife here yesterday with Irwin and took her back home.
 Deputy Sheriff otwell. of Talladega, came up this morning and took Irwin back for trial.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
Dainty MorneIa for Afternoou rss.

Add a piece of rock candy to after noon tea in place of sugar. Served with Nabisco Sugar Waters, this will indeed be a revelation. A sample tin will prove hoy admirably these Wa- fers coincide with the daintiness their name suggests. They are rich. crisp. appitizing. specially refined and de- licately favored. When these Nabisco Sugar Waters are served watch the faces around the table brighten. Adv.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
GATHERING CROPS.
Fine Weather For Farmers of Colbert
 County

County
 Tuscumbia. Oct. 6.-(Special. )-The most beautiful weather for gathering crops. in this section. is prevailing, and has prevailed for the past month, dur ing which time there has been but one light rain.
 The farmers are taking advantage of the fine weather. and pushing with vigor the gathering of their cotton and corn crops. It is thought the crops will have been fully gathered by the last of this month. Few farmers are holding their cotton, the disposition being 60 sell at the present market prices.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
CASE IS ALL IN.

Railroad Commission Finishes ReheaR-
 ing of Flour and Meal Case.
 The Alabama Railroad Commission adjourned Tuesday after a rather pro- tracted session in which the reopening
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
Anatomy Hall Rnrnn.

Minneapolis, Oct 6.--Anatomv Hall of the Minnesota State University
 used for several years by the faculty for dissecting. burned last night and thirty bodies were destroyed in tht fire. Loss S16,000.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
Extracta from Reports of Correspendents
 (County-Plaee.l

T-Indieates amount too small to measure
 --s-For five days only.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
Southern District.


 Baldwin. Magnolia Springs: Fair weatnsl prevailed. The day tefnperaturea were moderate. but the nights were rather coot. About 92 per cent. of the average sunshIns was receIved.-H. F. Krueser.
 Barbour, Eufaula: The mean tempsIatufs was 60 degrees: the highest was ,, ty osSEycs tss and the lowest 42 degrees. Rain tell on " Sfrst dav the total amount being but .0s inch. Fair weather prevailed during tns remainder of the week. and the peIcenS4Se of sunshine was high.--pr J. D. WnlllouA' Clarke. ThomAsviile: Fair and cool westn. CT prevailed. The highest temperssass T1s n5e rain was received, and there was much bright sunshine.--J. c. Forster. ....
 Goneeuh EvergrAAn: The mean tempSre- ture was 64 degrees; the highest was Y degrees. and the lowest 4 degrees. pry weather prevailed; ana wbiisSsnb snssS was '"N''' Covington. Opp: Dry and pleasant westn- CT prevailed throughout this section ouF- ing the entire week-J. W. Powell.
 Dale Ozark The mean temperature Was 64 degrees: the highest was oS 9eSfees : and the lowest AS degrees. Dry wsather p1o- vailed. and the sunshine was aounoAht'- Mobiie. Mobile: The mean temperature es degrees was six degrees below Inc nor mal The highest temperature was sz degrees. and the lowest oZ oeEtees. D,s weather prevailed during the entire week shtna was received w ather Bureau.
 vvaAhington. Fruitdale: Fair and cool ,OAather prevailed. The highest tempara- ttrs was ss degrees. and the lowest 4S de- eress. A very light frost occurred on TuSs- .s- s,s,sgs sunshine was received.-G M. Bill himeF' F. p CHAFFEE.
 Section Director. Montgomery. Ala
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
UNPACK HEAVY CLOTHES

For Hoit's Dye Works to put in or- der before the rush. If
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
Nflt,aIe District.

Bibb Prierfield: Very light rains fell dur- ing the early part et the wee. wssA' ,aiT and inc sunshine was ample. The tempsrature on Monday. the 2sth. was ~ aesreeS' the lowest of the season.--FranR Fitch.
 chIIton. Cianton: The mean temperature was 60 degrees; the highest was SS dsStses' and the lowest ss degrees. No rain teis 9ent aGs ing shs .Ms,,sss week; snd th'Ts Edsr. sr' ~
 Choctaw, Pushmataha: Fair weatnsr 'ass. Jpnst Pps vailed. and the nights were cool Liknt ,rUs. n,n shlna was abundant.-E. A. Carr.
 Clay. Ashland: Fair. weather prevailed.
 with pleasant days, but the s.,,s nisn1,s "e's
 coosa, Goodwater: The mean temperature was ss degrees: the hiGhesi was 50 oe- sreea. and the lowest AS degrees n,a~. D[y ns Hunshine was high.--D 6. Brown.
 paiIas, Selma: The mean temperature was 50 degrees: the highest " was ,u S' ,aii Snr. ing the week. and the sunshine was aound- ant-Andrew Brisiin. .,, Fillmore, Wetumpka: Dry weather prevail cd. and the percentage of sunshine was hfsh The highest temperature vas ee degrees and the lowest 70 desrees-S. c@a-
 i~HS1 Ms1le. Greensboro: The mean tenaperature
 wal e5 degrees; the highest was so ds-
 gFses. and the lowest ~ eeEseSS .. r "suDIen TIn
 was received. and the sunSnihe was @'Ap'0' T.. Auburn: Feir weather prevailed, and
 plenty q 'S.s9.s sssSsss and Tnf .hs sSs oS
 sssnp sss %S dsrrees.-J. T. Anderson.
 Marengo. Demopolis; Fair and eoos
 weather prevailed. and the percen'&ss 0t Monteomery Montgomery: The mean tempereture. ss degrees, was nine degrees below the normal; the highest temperature Thsrs was no measurable amount of rain. | end fair weather prevailed. Thero was an | Abundance of bright sushine. e.--Weather Bu-
 Russell, Scale; The first part of the week | xvas cloudy with a few light showers; the | latter part was fair and cooL-Jenn F.
 Shelby HarpersviiIs: The week was dry | and cool, and Q light frost occurred on l Tuesday norning.--R B. Posey. 1 TeIladAra Lincoln: Fair weather prevail | ed and there was much bright sunshine. ! 1ha highest temperature was 70 degress, | and the lowest 70 degrees.--h. w. A1e~'