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Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

Every man thinks thai his wife asks
a lot of unnecessary foolish questions
when he puts on his hat to go down
town after supper, when she must
know that he has important business
to look after ar he would spend his
evenings at home.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

The stork is a very shrewd bird. a
very shrewd bird, indeed. He must
be. notice he succeeds in oc-
casionally delivering package to one
Of the ultra fashionable set.
Mark Twain says it is better to be
young June bug than an old bird OF
Paradise. Mark ought to know.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22
THE STRAIN OF LIFE.

This is busy, active world, and the
man succeeds best who has the great.
est health snd strength to fight the bat
ties Of life. You cant be healthy
strong and clear minded if you suffer
from constipation, dyspepsia, liver
trouble, latulency, heartburn etc. To
cure these diseases take DIR. CaldwelPs
Syrup Pepsin, the great regulator. IL
is absolutely guaranteed to do what is
claimed, and if you would like to try il
before buying, send your address for a
free somples bottle to Pepsin Syrup
Co., 119 Caldwell Bldg, Monticello
III. Sold by all druggists at SOC and
81 bottle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22
FEEL EVERY CHANGE OF
THE WEATHER
A Bad Back is Always Worse
During Wet or Changeable
Weather.

Is your back like barometer?
Does it foretell every change in the
weather?
Does every cold settle on your kid
neys?
Bring aching, throbbing pains?
Does it disorder the urine?
The kidneys are calling for help.
Use Doan's Kidney Pills.
A. Gossette, Of 801 Grand Avenue
Meridian, Miss, says: my wife had
suffered considerably with kidney d.
sease and pains in her back and loins
b Colds which settled in her kidneys
\ Vas the starting point Of the trouble
[ at FIRST she thought it would pass away
Abut instead it grew worse. ! had
beard great deal about Doan's kid
MY Pills and when she became so bad
lot her box and she commenced
I'm. They acted quickly and thor
IIy, for BY the time she had taken
boxes she was as we'll as ever.
ler hear her complain Of headache
in the back and kidneys any
Her health IS good and can
5truthfulIy that Deans Kidney Pills
bed her when other remedies had
effect. NY wife and | have both
commended them to friends cf ours
"a all speak very hiahly of them.
For sale By al dealers, Price SO
ents. Foster-MiIburn Coz Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for The United
Sinies.
Remember the name Deans and
ake no other.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup
the cough syrup that tastes nearly as
good as maple sugar and which chill
dren like SO well to take. Unlike
nearly all other cough remedies, it
does not constipatc, but on the other
hand it acts promptly yet gently on the
bowels, through which the cold is
forced out Of the system, and at the
same time it allays inflammation. AL
ways use Kennedy's Laxative Cough
Syrup. Sold by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

wih d0ctoriug the effects, while the orig
faaS disease undermines the system.
What To DO.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulflls every wish i'll curing rheumatism,
pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder
and every part Of the urinary passage.
1t corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain i'll passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant me-
cessity of being compelled to go often
during the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and
the extraordinary effect Of Swamp-ROot
is soon realized II stands the highest
for its wonderful cures of the most dis
tressing cases. If You need a medicine
YOU should have the best. Sold by drug
gists in ffty-cent and one-dollar sizes.
You may have sample bottle and a
book that tells all fsfs--
aboutit, bothsentf free ill.,
BY mail Address Or. t:as::
Kjlnier &, Coz Blng- Asa l4==ssslzl=-
haniton, N. Y. When Home Of Swamp Root
writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake, but remember the
name, Or. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and
the address, Bingaaaecn, N. Y.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

Of kidney disease.
While kidneydis-
orders are the
most common
diseases that pre-
vail, tn ey are
almost the last
recognized by
patient and ply
sicians, soho cofa-
tent fhems eLDeg
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

Watch the pitcher, watch the batter
and also the weather man.
Our fleet will belt the globe and
anything else if necessary.
Seats on the New York stock ex-
change are quoted at $4,000 and
there are no straps either.
Truely the devil can quote scripture
to suit his purpose. | ask a merchant
for an ad last week and he said, The
dog that doesn't bark generally gets
the biggest mouthful of pantaloons.
That may not be scripture, but it
sounded funny to me.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

Passenger trains would be more APT
to run on schedule time if breakmen
didn't have to pry SO many kissing fe-
males apart at stations.
This man writes to ask fsvor, de-
cIared Herlock Sholmes, without open
ing the missive. How can you tell?
demanded Woctor Dotson. He ad-
dresses me as Honorable" answered
the great Herlock. tossing the missive
aside.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never SUSPECT IL
PreYaIeney of KIdney DIaease.

m ETBVIlIeHCy OF IAIuI5y 1yIHVdN83s
Most people do not realize the alarm
ng increase and remarkable prevalency
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

A New York man has gone insane
because he was making money SO fast
he didn't know what to do with it.
oh, it's great to be crazy" when it is
brought about that way
By going abroad Mr.. Roosevelt
might escape the charge of bossing the
TAFT administration, but would he not be
open to the charge Of bossing the
foreign governments he visited?
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

\ Tired mothers, worn out by the
(peevish, cross baby have found Cas-
(casweet boon and blessing. Cas-
Tcasweet is for babies and children,
and is especially good for the ills so
common in cold weather. Look for
the ingredients printed on the bottle,
Contains no harmful drugs. Sold by
all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

Soothes itching skin. Heals cuts
or burns without scar. Cures piles,
eczema salt rheum, any itching. Doan' S
Ointment. Your druggist sells it.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

Kaiser Wilhelm finds it hard to get
along on $4,000,000 year but he isn't
blaming the price Of meat for it.
OF course the Prohibitionists will
appropriate the honor for the fact that
fewer sea serpants are being sighted
than formerly.
The Smiths, Joneses and Browns
are the but Of many Jokes, but you
never find their names in a list Of
bomb-throwers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22
A HEALING SALVE FOR BURNS
C1APPED HANDS AND SORE
NIPPLES.

A healing salve for burns, sores. sore
nipples and chapped hands Chamber
lain's Salve is the most excellent. Ii
alIays the pain Of burn almost in
stantly, and ualess the injury is very
severe, heals the parts without leaving
a scar. Price Is cents For sale at
all drug sto es.
The green bug having been driven
to the wall by the ladybug knows now
exhctIy what men has TO go through.
Girls who make it their business to
look for husbands are apt to find them
but they seldom boast Of their finds in
after years.
A poor man is always talking about
what he would do if he were rich,
but rich man never talks about what
he would do if poor.
Due de Chaalnes, who married Miss
Shonts, is going to work to support
her. If he is not careful he will be
thrown out Of the dues union.
British army officers say that cigar
cites are destroying the efficiency Of
their men. Soon there'll be nothing
hut bonbons left for Tommy Atkins
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

What you get out Of the world de-
ponds on what you put in.
Even plate of hash looks good if
you are pretty hungry
No man approves Of woman who
Airts with another man.
But few dancing masters are to be
found in the hop districts.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT SAYS

PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT SAYS
that outdoorse exercise is needed by
the American people. That's all very
we'll, but how can people with rheu-
matism follow that advice? The an.
swer is simple-'use Billiards. Snow
Liniment and the rheumatism will 60
leaving you as spry as a colt. Gives
quick and permanent relief from rheu-
matism, neuralgia, lame back and all
pains. Sold BY all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

Set thief 10 hatch thief.
Hope is the mother Of disappoint-
vain man always makes great
with himself.
girl likes to have folks think she
Engaged.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

A man will eat any old kind Of pie
at lunch counter but at home he is
very choice Of his pastry,
We must be ready to fight on both
coasts at once says Hobson. Hob"
makes everybody laugh.
: 1t is somewhat early for the different
Salt River navigation companies to ad-
vertise their special rates.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

IFeel Ianguid, weak, rundown?
Jeadache? Stomach "oG"?-Just a
Blame case of lazy liver. Burdock
Blood Biters tones liver and stomach
promotes digestion. puri6es the blood
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

A big cut or a little cut, small scrat-
ches or bruises or big ones are healed
quickly by DeWitfs Carbolized Witch
Hazel Save. Ii is especially good
for piles. Get DeWiu's. Sold by all
druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

Cheapest accident insurance DR..
Thomas Electric Oil. Stops the pain
and heals the wound. All druggist
sell it.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

Spring fever seems to be the latest
burning sensation.
Music at lynchng party is render
ed by !, string band.
It's better to chew gum, Cordelia,
than to chew the rag.
Don't be in hurry to see life if
you would Ave long.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-04-22

it is sometimes safer 10 back down
than to get your back up.
Let the CRATER get under cloud
and he will steal the silver lining.
Many young man looks upon a
dollar saved as goed time lost.
Il suffered hibutialIy from constpa-
ton. Doan's Regulets relieved and
strengthened the bowels, so that they
have been regular ever since. "A. E.
Davis, grocer, Sulpher Springs, Tex.
Don't wait until tomorrow to neglect
the things you shShld neglect today.
Many man stops his friends on
the street to tell them how busy he is.
Make a noise like a dollar bill and
the world will give you the glad hand.
DeWits Litlc Early Risers. small,
safe, sure little liver pills. Sold by
all dealers.
Boston would not be Boston if it
didn't have an occasional big conaara-
ton.
Ii begins to look as if Yon Yonson
is going to make Bryan yump some,
just the same.
Uncle Joe Cannon is after the pa
per frost and may decide to beat it to
wood pulp.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
CARNEGlE'S DAUGHTER.
TO LOSE LAMENESS

New York, April 3.-There is happi-
ness unbounded in h palatial home
OF Andrew Carnegie at Fifth avenue,
and Ninety-irst street, for something
has happened that not all the ron
masters $500, GOO, 600 could, in itself. nave
brought about. This was the bring
ing Of little Margaret Carnegie to real
health.
The steel brace which the child has
been compelled to have clamped for
the last yea about her right leg hold
ing it rigid. is shortly to be removed
by the physicians order and the in
trinity, which at one time was thought
would make her a cripple for life, has
been pronounced all but cured.
Before the ironnlaster sails with Mrs.
Carnegie and Margaret for Skibo Castle
to spend the summer. the little girl will
ave had the brace taken off and. ac-
cording to the assurances of the physi-
clan, h will hen be able to walk with
only the slightest hint in her gait that
a brace was ever necessary.
The event m opportunity, for lit
tie Margaret will be II years Old next
week. 1t is the best birthday gift she
could receive, although there is unlinl-
tied money to buy her anything that
her heart could desire. The winning OF
her health is. however, the only gift her
father and mother wished for her, and
that only time. aAd not the i~ronnoaster's
millions. could procure.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
HURON PREPARING
TO ENTERTAIN tine
STATE CONVENTION

Huron, S. d., April 1.-Hotels and
boarding houses Will be taxed to their
utmost capacity to accommodate dele
gates. visitors and others. to the state
republican convention to be held here
April Z. Local committees are planning,
to comfortably care for all VINO come
and indications are that the crowd will
be exceptionally large. There will be
48S delegates, and fully as many more
will accompany them. During
the past few days a number of promi-
nent progressive republicans have Wis.,
tied Governor Crawford here. Gov
ernor Crawford yesterday was here and
was called upon by a number OF proroi-
tent progressive republicans, Anon
them being c. II. Cassil, state tieAs-
urer; Hon. Thomas Thorson. Of Can
ton: w. C.. Cook, chairman OF the re-
publican state central committee; Com
missioner Of public lands. O. G.. Iok-
ken: Lieutenant Governor Shoher AId
others.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
o MICROBES
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

San Francisco. CAL. April 3.-Fran-
co.'s Bonnet, Of the Ecole polytech-
nique, Paris, claims to nave discovered
good" microbes which will Danish old
age.
er famous doctors that old age is
brought on by fermentation in the
body with accumulation OF years. said
NJ. Bonnet. Il believe that this fermen-
tatfon in the body is caused by mi
crobes which Icall bad microbes. To
stop old age from coming on. there
fore. all you have to do is kill these
bad microbes. There will be discov-
cred a microbe that will do this, which
I call good microbe.
Hereafter. to keep from growing old,
you need only to get a supply of good
microbes. take them in you food and
within you blood a great battle will
be fought. From that day you will
never grow older
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
SPORTSMEN AFTER
PROFESSIONAL POT
HUNTERS At ANDES

Lake Andes, S. d, April 2.-Rum-
crs state that professional pot hunters
are busy in this locality bagging large
quantities OF Wild geese and ducks for
export, and the game warden and the
sportsrnen of the locality are exercis-
ing exceptional vigilance TO apprehend
any possible offenders and protect the
game in this locality which is truly
the sp%ortsnlan's paradise" Lake
Andes is of the w stations in the
great aerial passage-way OF the wild
game which makes its annual Pilgrim
age from the southern rice fields to the
lakes and rivers of the far north, and
this game gathers here in almost
countless numbers. 1t is claimed that
the professional pot hunters follow up
the passage way of this game from
state TO state as the Journey is made
to the northward and slaughter without
other regard than the revenue it will
bring TO them. II is to guard against
this wanton destruction Of the wild
am supply, especially during the
broodilg season that such exceptional
interest is being taken in the matter
at this time.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
g WHO TRIED TO
SAVE MCKINLEY DEAF

Philadelphia, April 1.-RetAre n
class Of students at the Jefferson medi-
cal college the body Of James Parker,
the negro who tried to defend President
Mckinley when he was shot at Buffalo,,
was placed on the ~dissecting table.
Parker died nearly two weeks ago in
the Philadelphia hispital, where ne had
for some months been q charity patient
In the department for insane. AZ far
as known he had no friends here.
Parker struck the anarchist, Czol-
gosz. az he ired at President McKin-
ley. lust q year ago he became insane.
Parker never claimed credit for his act.
but said he was glad It fell 10 a negro
to try to saw the life Of the president.
He was q stalwart negro, more h
six feet tall. and was q nattve Of
Georgia.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
ANOTHER BOMB IS
THROWN; GALLERIES or
CLOSED

New York. April a. Following h
sending of letters demanding money. a.
Domb was thrown today at the home Of
Joseph Scullitto, in Beaver street.
Brooklyn. The explosion badly dam
age .ne me occupants es-
within q block OF that of Selig Silver
stern. the man who threw q bomb in
Union square Saturday.
Following the receipt from police
headquarters Of a warning that eyi-
dence had been obtained that at attack
might be made upon members OF the
Consolidated Stock exchange, Il has
decided to close ito galleries. The eal-
leries Of the stock exchange have 6een
closed for a month or more. The cot
ton exchange galleries have been closed
since Monday.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
FARMER is DROWNED IN
ICE COVERED LAKE

Arlington. s. D.. April John
Pearson, a farmer living near the town
Of Lake Norden, was drowned while
trying to drive from town to his home.
He left town shortly after dark, his
way leading across the neck of the
lake. near the inlet. 1t is supposed
hat he became confused in his eckon
ing, for the next morning the conductor
of the train from the north sighted
mis- team. standing almost to their
shoulders in water, surrounded by ice.
The news was spread as Don as the
train reached town. and a searching
party left FOR the lake. The horses
were ~extricated, the front wheels of
he wagon still being attached to the
harness. The rear wheels OF the wag-
on and the box had disappeared. They
had evidently been swept under the
ice. and with them the driver. All eff
forts to recover h body have SO far
proved futile, the current having prob
ably taken 1t to some distance.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
FILED At STATE CAPITAL

Pierre. s. ID. April l.-Companies
having filed articles Of Incorporation
last week are:
The Meadow State barb, Meadow,
5000; Levinger Manufacturing CON-
pany, Sioux Fails, 800. 600: King Street
Sewer association. of Chamberlain. ST.
coo: Farmers Telephone company, No.
2, Canfstota. $50, 900; the DeS1net South
western Telephone company, DeSYnes,
81, $780,; Squire Commission
Pierre. $25. 600; the Pierre Country ci,ap,
Pierre, SIC, 600: the Smithton Lead and
zinc Mining conn any. Pierre, $500. 900;
The. Requat Construction
Pierre. 500 600: the Great AmerlcAn
Railway company, Pierre. S1bO, 900; the,
Lawrence County Fair Mssociation,
.Spear1sh, $25, 900.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
TO MAKE MURDERER
KEEP PROPERTY TITLE

Armour, s. D.. April 4.-The states
attorney for Charles Mix county,
tJohn e. Tipton) has interposed and
seeks to nave the deed mad by VIM.
Hippen of that county. set aside. VIM.
Hippen is being held on a charge of
numbering his brother, Harm, by means
a shotgun. The murderer imme-
diately conveyed all his real and per-
sonal property to the wife of the muir
dered man. to reimburse her for the
loss sustained. The states attorney
now seeks to have the deed set aside,
pen. is not a pauper, but that he is
possessed Of sufficient means to bear
the burden of the trial instead of the
cost falling on the county. The hear
ing is set for Friday of this week
before Judge Smith at Yankton.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
WORK IS RESUMED
ON ELECTRIC LINE
FROM BROOKlNGS

Brookings. 9. D.. April THE Off
GERS OF the company which was OF
ganized to construct an electric rail-
road from Brookings to Sioux Fails
are making active preparations to re-
ume the work of construction. now
that spring is opening up. In the near
future the work of grading and rail lay
Ing will be resumed. For some time
q large force of men has been engaged
In doing the bridge work for the new
line. which will be the longest electric
railroad in South Dakota. The work
Of constructing the big bridge across
the Big Sioux river below the old town
Of Medary rapidly is nearing compile
ton.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
RAILWAYS CROWD
FERRY BOATS OUT
Of COMMISSION
"scotty Phillip.''t .ns "city Of
Fort Pierre" Go UP the River
Tor Commerce.

Pierre. S. y. April 1.-THE steamers
"Scotiy Philips and CITY of Fort
Pierre" lefl Fort T1crre this morning for
q trip .lp the river as far as Montana.
The boats VIII tx gone for the summer
working a. The various shipping points
on The uppey Missouri.
The merchants at Pierre and For, Pierre
are rather disInayed at this intelligence,
as IL leaves the entire ferry business 10
the TWO steamers here. both of which are
owned by the Northwestern railway. 1t
is now a simple question OF paying what
ever rates the railroads set. The mer-
chants had COUNTED on using boats TO
transport their goods across the river and
then ship by train. the difference be-
tween boa; rate and brjoge rate being cons
siderable.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
souTH DAKOTA

Speaking to a reporter Of the New
Freie Presse. Eugene Ysaye said that
there was no truth in the report that
the fashionable world Of st. Petersburg
had made up a purse OF 10000 rubles,
the value of the two Stradivarius vio-
lins which were stolen from him In that
city recently. Not a SOU" he said.
was given to me. and l expected moth
ing. l am perfectly willing to forget
the great loss. but the people in the
places where l go will not allow me to.
There are those who want me to buy
new Instruments, others who think they
do me a great favor by Offering YIN
pathy, and still others who suggest
plans for the recovery of my violins.
The Instruments are gone. I expect
never to see them again. and l wish
people would stop reminding me OF the
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-04-09
H0RRAS IS HELD
FOR EMBEZzLEMENT

Sioux Falls. S. d. April "a bond
was filed in the United States court
here yesterday for the release Of former
cashier George D.. Horras, of the Hot
Springs National bank, which was
closed during the winter. Horras is
charged with ~ernbezzling about $26, 900
of the banks funds.
The failure Of the bank grew out
OF the financial panic last fall and the
institution was thought to be in a posi-
ton to sun at q little later season,
but such disclosures were made by the
examination of the banks affairs that
h arrest Of Horras resulted. He is
thought TO have used the funds of the
bank in unsuccessful investments.