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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
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The mild september .

The mild September.
 The boy and his marbles must soon make room for the boy and his books. A minister msrries a good many women | btsamist.
 Time is aiways flying because somebody The great reason some fellows never do friends that they have a position" when the truth is they only have job The fellow that wrote that Home. Sweet ton at the time. | When a man tells you a stale joke. laugh heartily at 1t tthat Is if you owe him | any money) Did you ever in your. life see woman who could sneese graeefuily' woman will make tired clerk take | down every bolt of goods in the store for 1 her to look over and then decide she doesn't want anything after all. And yet they say women are sueh tender hearted creatures. woman up in Massachusetts Is trying to secure daases because ,s physician sswsd old topers we know would prize that sponge in their interior. London society. women are wearing imi- | tation jewels to keep their real ones from being stolen. Small comfort that we should think.
 oh, certainly these flying machine fei- lows are constantly building castles in the air.
 Rich relatives are such nice things not tsat it sVa souads @ sis 9'ss ss name tn. babies after them.) .~f~f ~lrsss aThought the managers put 'em on and the chorus girls sang ,em.,
 Some peope invest so much of their cap ital in experiences that there isn't any left for anything else,
 Knocking the Breakfast.
 Ned They say Susie went to cooking Ted: Well. judging by her efforts in the culinary line this morning they also had biscuits to burn.
 This Was Montgomery Blonde. Claude: How many times were you pro- possS Ssuds S Don't as ass sA msrm @ no saaias ma chine.
 "Rastus didn't see yuh Sad day makin' Iuv to dat snowball smith right fore evah- i wus sssss eourtin'."
 "sho' gal. wuznt I on Court Street at de time ?"
 Whsw.
 stranger: Well. you'll at least give me credit for good intentions?"
 storekeeper: Sorry, sir, but since the pan. ic we're even afraid to give you credit for that.
 An There.
 She's the, village cut-up ....h.r. Why she's Sunday school teacner' sI know but she's the dressmakef.
 Never.
 "A German scientist says putterliS can go seventeen days without water. 'That may be true, but q butterfly or fashion can't go that long without the lat est thing in isoda-watsr."
 UnappFeciated- In the sloaming-oh. my dariins Ian,
 When the lights are dim ana low, Saving gas bills for dear pepper
 Is quite good of us know Ia quite good and very thoughtful ID And to me it seems all right. sut I'm sorry, Oh, my darling.
 Paw can't -.PHiL .is ii E a. '1es 1AeRsMsTHRoNe
 Darts at Drift.
 f The Atlanta esosEian wen, nas fns tn Washins, ton its is mistaken. spokane paper heads an article "Armstrons off TOT 1u- kOn"-Lake Charles Press Mir. Drift Armstrong of The Montgom- cry Advertiser says boys woIia De mS9n Psr. haps, but they wouldn't be boys. nooga Times.
 Drift Armstrong In The Montgomery 4s vertiser observes that in angling II. tns matrimonial seq all woman mas eo eo eaoas .s put little cosmetic s,t os s, me Drift will ae- knowiedge that she would require her cheek to do it.--san Antonio Express.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
Sometimes a Republican contempor

Sometimes a Republican contempor- ary is rather confusing. Here. for example, is The New Bedford Standard saying: "All the Republican clergy men in Kansas are alleged to be for Bryan. Whom the Christian clergy men are for Is not stated" Now. Is it not q fair inference from that lam Euage that The Standard does not be- iisve that the Republican clergymen are Christian clergymen? What other construction can be fairly placed on its expressionf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

toms. and when he found suspect he at once took him or her in hand. He has been wonderfully successful. He could show a record of scores of ffe-tired ones whom he had snatched back from the grave. He had in his possession what was known as the victory cabinet filled with poisons knives. revoivers and suicide clippings taken from those whom he had helped to turn from desire to die to desire to live. His recent life had been one of constant contact with these people.
 Yet he was not himself strong enough to resist the disease. Last Sunday they found him dying in his room. He had taken a quantity of strychnine and turned on the gas. He was victim to the deadly suicide mania. Suicide from suggestion. tho doctors say 1t was. He had been hand ling deadly thing. Others who find their minds dwelling on such matters
 
 will do we'll to take warning and get mental disinfectant It is the only way in safety"
 Here was certainly peculiar in- stance of suicide mania. One would naturally suppose that man whose experience and observation had been so varied and extensive as that of Gen. eral Girard would be the last person to yield to the deadly temptings of the suicidal desire. yet evidently he was not. and his case should serve as a warning to others not to indulge in too much study about suicide. Constant breeding over real or imaginary trou. bles. much suffering from pain or dis ease. and various other causes may so unhinge the mind that the victim thinks there is nothing left to live for and so gives up the struggle and ends it all by one rash act. We may con demn and censure the victim but the habit goes on, and human laws are powerless to prevent it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

people here for taking hard cash Will De found equal to that Of the people or any other State.
 Getting Nervous. Gadsden Journal.
 Mr. Taft has become such an imita- tor of campaign tactics that the irn- pression is fast gaining ground that he and his party managers are getting nervous and laying hold of seyerything for fear something might be overlook. ed. Fact is, the 6. Q. P. Is up againsi tie real thing this time and its dis comfort is apparent to everyone. Un- less the present trend of sentiment can be reversed Mir Bryan wins out in November
 Good Roads Make Good Country. oneonta Democrat.
 You can't go anywhere now but what you nd pe0nls r@aS. %a1 a5e n Rloant %an county. They want to know what IS being done towards road improvement and what methods are being used. They often enquire about the price of farm lands in Blount.
 Quit Talking Ha- d Times. Dadev!lie Courier.
 Alabama will receive s500o0.ooo for her cotton c rop thi year, Tallapoosa share will be about $l.G0G.000 Hard times? It IS ridiculous ta talk de- spondepcy. Look back forty years. talk to the good old citizens of,the Sos and the times that followed and you will see that we are rich and ought to be happy. Quit talking hard times. 1t is a bad disease.
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 VIII Force the Price Up. Opelika Post
 The farmers have another reminder Tn the low price of cotton this year that they should diversity. Money can be made in raising hogs, in raising yearlings and mules and colts. There Is profit in the poultry business. There Is profit in fruit and Irish and sweet potatoes. A man could sell today hun dreds of gallons of sorghum syrup if ghum is not an easy-made crop? Our farmers will have to go back to these things in order to prosper as they should
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
This Is My 73rd Birthday
John G. Mccullough.

John G. Mccullough, former Govern or of Vermont. and prominent in fnan- cial circles in New England, was born September 16, 1885, near Newark, Del. He graduated from Delaware College in 1855 and from the law department of the University of Pennsylvania in 1858. A year later he removed to Cal ifornia and began the practice of law in Mariposa county. In California he served as a member of the State Leg islature, State Senator and Attorney ticei law in San Francsico. Tn 1874 he removed to Vermont, of which State he subsequently, became Coy, Mccullough for many years has been prominent in railroad and financial circles For a number of years he has been president of the Chicago & Erie Railroad and has served as a director in several other large systems.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
In RehaIf of Birds.

Kansas City Star.
 In the first place, the destruction of birds for commercial purposes or from purely wanton motives becomes grave source of harm by brutalizing the persons engaged in the work of their extinction. Humanity and de- cency offer no excuse for the killing of birds. It is the upward glance al ways that follows the flight and the movement of birds. It Is the upward impulse that takes note of their con- cerns. It is not the groveling that is moved and touched by bird life. There is a tonic for mankind in the consid- eration of the birds and the study of their gay and innocent evolutions.
 But there is much besides mere sentiment to plead for the preserva- tfon of the birds No form of animal life pays more generously for it's keep" than the birds; What. is yield ed in profits by cattle and hogs is saved by the birds. In the awaken ing of sentiment. therefore, for the protection of bird life in the different States an in the efforts of the Nat ional Association of Audubon socie- ties the American public may gladly greet timely and needful declaration of mercy. sanity. and genuine civiliza- ton.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
A Century of Peace.

MIHNedpOIIB JOWTNWI
 Lord Grey. who was on called in Canada the governor of happy inspir- atlons. proposes for the year 1914 a festival of the 100 years peace be- tween the United States and Canada President Elliot conspicuously moral ized, three years ago, on the signih- canoe of a boundary of 5000 miles speaking at Ottawa some months lat CT. dWeIt on the same thought It was for Lord Grey to propound a celebration It Is likely to be a popu- lar idea on both sides of the invisible l1ne.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
Empress Eugenle.

A visitor to the Empress Eugenie in her retirement finds her in her eighty third year in good health, alert Of mind and the pride of her little neigh borhood. It is more than sixty years since NapoIeon III first caught sight of the beautiful Countess of Montijo
 How can I reach you?" he sang out
 By the church. on the right. sire" was her answer.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
PROBATE NOTICE

f.A Madison Racker King. in the Probate
 Court
 In this case 1t appearing from an afida. wit on file that the residence of the said Racker King is unknown, 1t is therefore ordered that publication be made in the Montgomery Advertiser, a newspaper pub. lished in Montgomery once a week for three consecutive weeks. requiring the said Kaehes hins 9,, .o pc o ana .h sepsaF before this 9OS. then and there to show cause. if any there be. why the petition of Ell Madison this day filed in said Court for a decree of order of sale of certain real estate in which they represented as being interested. should not be granted for the purpose of partition and division.
 Done this the 7th day of September 1908.
 J, B GASTON. wed-3t Judge of Probate.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

The York (Pa,) Dispatch is very much elated over "the Republican wave" that is alleged to be sweeping over the south." Yes. we hear that sort of rodomontade about once every four years. That wave is up in the air. and it's sweeping will only serve to carry off the dust from the South. It may serve to while away the time and encourage It's party friends for q Republican to talk that way, but that is about all the effect 1t will have.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
The Head of The Firm.

Success. eo L<uhn I.osh & Co the New York bankers, hsd occasion, to send some bonds 10 j. PIsrpOnt Morgan, aeSst oeSst e@oloyea n9on es Saturday. hnrde and as t5e a eolored porter was intrussPed haa sfPsdi RS Wifh the the errand. He was was told id to go to MT, Morgan's once pin ea ana to to Insist on giving pthodpn. the package Mssegan .o & Co, and to no other person,
 By continued repetitions, of these tn- struetions to all who stood in nras his way, nresence where several gentlemen were in session. and wiping big drops from his brow, blurted out; d vents to see MT, SHswg1n Snnpg uv d. Fea"p0H'
 Mir. Morgan arose and said, Well. l am Mr Morgan. of J, Pierpont o,! Nor gan & Company. Who are your 1.yv,v rse de coon of Kuhn. Loeb & Co.,. and heahs de dokymints l done brung ye,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
The Campaign Expenser

The following editorial appeared re- gently in the New York Evening Post, independent, and is we'll worth read ing.
 It Is impossible not to sympathize. not with MT Bryan's managers mere ly. but with any honest campaign committee which endeavors to raise money as it should be raised--by the voluntary gift of the many voters in- terested in the election. The truth is that our electorate has been pauper- ized. It has been led. with good ground. to believe that individuals seeking private gain or public office would put up the money to run the campaign. Thus only a day or so ago 1t was announced Philadelphia that the republican ofice-holders in that ity would be assessed a certain percentage of their salaries. And for what? Not to carry Pennsylvania. but to amass a corruption fund for other states. The voter needs to be en- frightened as to his duty to contribute to a cause in which he Is vitally in- terested. Ills present attitude reminds one of the anecdote told of a stingy church member who always declined to contribute to church expenses, be- cause, as he said. he believed saliva ton was free. wise old deacon who had labored with him reported: My friend, we must discriminate; saliva tion is free, but religion Is expen- sive." Politics, like religion, is ex- pensive The trouble Is that the wrong people have been anxious to foot the bill.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

Referring to Foraker's surrender to Taft The Richmond News-Leader says that since he found he could not have fold of his own he has no further use for black sheep" We'll, wait till the election is over and see if ]. B.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

As The Jacksonville Times-Union views the matter the nomination of Mr. Bryan puts money in circulation because it will cost the Republicans twice as much to defeat him, If they succeed, as 1t would to defeat any other man. Well, thA more it costs them the greater will De our victory.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

The Paris woman who asks for a divorce from her husband because his hair doesn't match her parlor furni- ture has some right and reason on her side. It would be much cheaper for him to have his hair dyed the proper shade than to buy new furniture.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

Leavenworth must be horribly debt- ridden, for The Post asserts that the interest on the county debt amounts to SIPS a minute. As that would amount to s1.771 day. we guess The Post has pulled its calculations in some way. That Is a little too large a sum of interest to be reasonable
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

The Albany Herald wants somebody to Init the Georgia Legislature with battleship." That's no good. Cut ting out the per diem would be more effective.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

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 Complete ExtarnaI and Internal Treatment foi Every Humor of Infants, Children, and Adults cons slsts Of onticurA Soap (26c,l @ Cieanse the skin Cuticura Ointment (10el to Heal the Skin. and Cutf eira Resoivent (50c) Cor tn the form of Chocolate Ceated Pnls 26c per vial of oQl to Purity the Blood Sold throughout the world Potter Drug Chem Corp, Sole PrDpB., Boston. Mass,
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

Is "aeroner' the proper name for heavier -than-air flying machine? We have seen the word used but don't know how 1t comes.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

According to John Temple Graves. "the South is groping in darkness" Maybe SO. but John isn't the one to nn<xonA nl
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

If Taft goes down and carries Joe Cannon with him there will be two desirable results attained.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

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 fammations, chafngs. lameness and soreness incidental to outdoor exercise. For preserv- ing, purifying and beau
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

C. l. Ftnisan Circulation Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser. being duly sworn. says
 The foregoing abatement of The Adver- tiser'a circulation for the month of August. 1908. fs true and correct. and compiled af- ter all returns from news boys. news agents spoiled and leftover copies have been deducted (. T. FINIGAN.
 Circulation Manager. Sworn to and subscribed before me this 9th day of September, 1908.
 RIGA ALEXANDER.
 Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

Money should be sent to Campaign Fund. care The Advertiser" All con- tributions will be acknowledged in the paper daily.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
SWORN CIRCULATTON

The Montgomery Advertiser guarantees its advertisers (and makes 1t a part of the contract when requested) that it's daily cir eulation is larger than that of any morn ing newspaper printed in Alabama-and that its Sunday edition has the largest circulaticn of any edition of any newspaper printed in Alabama without exception.
 The figures for August printed below represent the actual net circulation. all re- turns having been deducted.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
No National Holidays.
Brookland, D, C.. sept. l2.

WashinRton IIerdId. Or is there any national holiday?
 Brookland. D C.. Sept. 12.
 obseryance of legal holidays Is fixed pvt by the several States. Congress has. however passed an act making Labor Day a public holiday in the District of Columbia, and 1t has recognized the existence of certain other days as holidays for commercial purposes La Dor Day is observed in all the States and Territories except Nevada and Nnrth Dakota
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
WIND RASHES And Irritations of the Skin
 Soothed by cuticura.

Warm baths with Cuticura Soap and gentle applications of Cuticura Oint-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
Hearst and His Money.

..lr. Hearst is spending his money freely in Georgia. He ought to turn
 some of 1t loose in Alabama. Nobody over there has any objections to the legitimat te use of campaign funds. If Hearst wants to advertise his party in the newspapers. on the blll boards or otherwise in this State. let him come along and write the checks. Alabama can't promise the Independent party many votes. but the capacity of the
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
The World is Moving On.

Ozark Star.
 day puts to record some new achieve ment of significance. Last Thursda, the Sultan of Turkey formally declared the railroad from Damascus to Medini open to the travelling public; Indeed modern ideas has filled the Holy Lan' with rialroaads, telephones, and tele graph lines.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
should be Endorsed.


 The Overton amendment to the con- power with the legislature to aid with state funds the building of better pub lie highways IS a proposition that s of the most vital and far.reacning im- nortance to the state. There Is little if any, doubt that the amendment will be adopted and considering its signiTi- canoe to the future welfare Of the farmer 1t should receive the hearty en- dorsement of every man who lives and tolls in the country. The amendment means progress all along the line and merits the support of every reader Hf this paper
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
of tHadn't Been.

The Southern railroad will spend s67O 0O0 in improvements. The Atlantic Coast Line will spend $500,00O for new cars and the Hartman line will spend s1 5oO 00O Looks like a revival of good times.-Andalusia News. And to fhink there wouldn't have been any need of a revival of good business if it hadn't been for. But we have men ioned 1t before
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16
Raising n Purse. Thomaston Post.

As a large majority of the counties of Alabama are already prohibition. first day of January, it is difficult at the first blush to understand why cer- tain parties are still roaming the state agitating it. But a careful perusai Of the milk in the eocoanut. the secret of the untiring labors of these unselnsh phiIauthrop sts. The explanation reads "A liberal collection was then taken up to further the objects ot the league" And the main object Of the league at present seems to be to pay the comfortable salaries of these perl pateties.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

London society women are wearing imi- tation jewels to keep their real ones from being stolen. Small comfort that we should think.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-16

G Cotton is selling close around min cents and it is being picked out an ainned pretty fast This price look low compared to twelve cents whicl was the price part of last seasol but 1t looks high compared to fiv cent which was the prevailing prtc a few years ago.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-04-23

| u Tfipp. wardcr, George Harrison,
putN Frank Dobson manager ip~
Ispuh IS Williams. mauagef ! = a.
4 Iarab en- mauagrr Edgar ". Wilson,
/ NJ p physical examiner
"I.gyes l4abours Lost" by the Var
iiN Dramatic club a the lslks thea
tgr HuA Tuesday night Will be one
81 fnp cl6Nercs stage productions
soon n Albuquerque this season and
Nuauae has not been pared Ia the
matter of scenery and costumes,
which Ul bc rich and handsome
seats HB be- aH sale al Malson's on
Saturday
n ", p carr is IN the city On bust
ness from san Pedro.
M Nelson was 10 the cits from san
Maral yesterday on business
+ Mora ana son were in the city
yesterday lrom CASA Saldzar, NJ.
Mr. and Mrs NJ Mandell left last
night for a short visit To- ~ paso.
r w Mcnamara and q. r. Pol
lock- representing Carson, Prize
seoG, DC Chicago, are Ia the elty on
bdsiress trig-
b. G Schmitt of the Noyes, Nor
man Shoe company Of ST. Joseph,
Mo- Is 10 The city on business.
The Women's Missionary society OF
the CONGREGATIONAL church, viii meet
Chic afternoon at 3 o'clock At the resi-
dpnec Of Mrs. A. C.. ahupc. AO9 south
Edith atrect,
Mrs. Marlin ReldN of on City
Fa.. mother of DR. j, A. kctdy ar
rived In the city last night for "A
Visit with her granddaughter MISS
Mareclla Reidy
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-04-23

III YOU ARE IN NEED or ANY
1VUNG DAINTY IN THE GROCERY
lime Won CAN ALWAYS FIND IT
AT T.. g. PRATT n co, iii SOUTH
SECOND
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uNEEN ONE Is TALKING ABOUT
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GET YOUR SHOES CLEANED N
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orr WORK or LAUNDERING
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urumW service. NJ. l1tERO, care of
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An KINDS on SCREEN WORK.
DONE HN THE SUPERIOR PLAN
ING MILL
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EnR SALE

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SIX YEARS; LOCATED AT SANTA
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OUR BI4NNKtr WORK Is BEST.
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