The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-09-10
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E. Dunno; the Judge hasn't decided yet.
Life.
" Hyker-Bronson tells me he is TAXI
h mud baths now Pyker-Why, | thong
he was out Of politics.-Chicago Dali
y News.
. She-It's funny you should be so la
Your brother, the artist. is short, ism
he? He (absently)-Yes. usually
u Town and Country.
Has the patient a generous resery
force, nurse?" mo, doctor; he ha
nothing but a mean temperature
Baltimore American.
Grace-So you have at last made u
your mind to marry Jack? Lola-Yes
I'm tired of having him hang arounI
he house every evening.-Chlcago Dali.
News.
Don't you ever get homeslck, cap
tain?" asked the passenger on the oeeal
liner. mo; Pm never home loni
enough" replied the captain.-Ex
change.
Bronson-My next-door neighbor ia
always looking ahead for trouble
Woodson-For example. Bronson
Well, this morning l saw him sharp.
ening his lawn mower.
Miss DeMuir-I wish | could think
of some new and unusual birthday pres
ent to surprise mamma with this year.
Mr.. Spoonmore-How do you think
she'd like a son-in-law?
Cleverton (who has hired a taxa
meter cab to propose in)-Say "yes,"
darling? Miss Calumet-Give me time
to think. Observation-Disclosures But
not in here! Consider the expense! !
Life.
The Lady Ito misunderstanding bur.
glar)-Pardon me, but won't you please
wait till my husband sees you? l told
him there was some one in the house,
and he said Rubbish !"-Harper's Ba-
Ear.
Dick-You look worried, old fellow.
Wick-I have cause for worry. Dick
What's the trouble? Wick-My wife
says If | don't accompany her.to the
seashore this summer she'll stay at
home.
Boy (who has been naughty and sent
out into the garden to find a switch
to punish him with)-Oh, mummy, 1
couldn't find n switch anywhere, but
here's a stone you can throw at me-
Punch.
Physician-Well, what do you com
plain Of? ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS,
doctor. Physlcian-At what time do
you go to bed? Policeman-Oh, | don't
mean at night. l mean In daytime,
while I'm on my beat.
She Con her bridal tour)-Oh, Dan,
I'm so unhappy. Dan-Why, what is
the matter, darling? Shelf am as
much to you as you say, you can't be
sorry your first wife died, and that
makes you too brutal for me to love-
life.
Doctor-The room seems cold, Mrs.
aooligan. Have you kept the thermom-
eter at seventy, as I told you? Mrs.
Iooligan-Shure, an OF hov, docthor.
tn devilish thing in a toombler
" warrum wather at this blissid min
lut.-Judge.
Mamma-GOod gracious, George!
What is the matter with Freddie
ones? Is the child having a fit?
'eorgie-No, mamma You know Fred
lie shutters, and we bet he couldn't say
altitudinously' before Bobbie ran
vice around the block.-Puck.
Towne-Do you believe in dreams2
used to, but l don't any
lore. Towne-Not as superstitious as
on were, Ell? Browne-Oh, 1t wasn't
question of superstition. l was In
we with one once, and she Tilted me-
Catholic Standard and Times.
Cyrus-Reuben got bunkoed. Silas- t
ow so7 Cyrus-Why, he read the adj
,rtisement of a firm that stated If he L
ould send a dollar they'd send him
me light reading. Silas-And did
ey send 1t? Cyrus-Yes, they sent S
M two books entitled 'The Age of the S
&c Lamp" and How to Make Can Ii
es." :
John" she whispered, there's a
rglar In the parlor. He has just <
ocked against the piano and hit sew y
al keys at once "I1l go down." said !,
"Oh, don't do anything rash !" &
Why, I'm going to help him.
u don't suppose he can remove the
mo from the house without assist ca
ce ?'-The Throne. NJ
Il tell you" said one man to an az
Ter as they emerged from the corri- II
: Of a concert hall, II envy that fell g
: who was singing" Envy him !" W.
loed the other. We'll, If l were go =
to envy Il singer I'd select some -,
ly with a better voice. His was ::
,ut the poorest | ever heard" Its :.
his voice | envy, man." was the l.,
ly sits his tremendous courage ~,
Iladelphia Inquirer. G
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