The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-03-12
Cbistles.

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tendency r. say goediY
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serving fellow PoHell Right you are.
~ eould 10 dead a long time aud nod
saow that lheFe wat ire
Who is ibe greatest msB alive to
dAyf asked Haggins Oh replied
Biggs, that's mslisr u opinion.
Thrfe are several II as.
~ Hame may seem common
enough 10 700. bat ! belong 30 iami.
j. thai boasts Two names How tbs.'
~ mans u smith. and H. name is
legion
Yes, madam. am going 10 marry
Watkins WHY, he Il old enough to
h. your father know he H.. but un.
fortunately h. doesn't seem 10 care for
mother
Don't you really think you could
make football playef' Never You
sec. have bad no experience IN such
strenuous work. except ~ real war n,
San Juan
Pearl Percy We're insists upon
blowing the born all the way 10 the
club Ruby Yes. thai Is the only way
Percy can blos himself without spend
iug any money
sdaii. said Nj. Roodley. that
can't keep my eyes Oh the ladies FIX
cepi, put ia Miss Pert, when you hap.
pen 10 be- sitting IN a street ear and the
ladies are standing
Beryl Why are you - certain that
Jack aud sou are desperately IN love
wib each otherf Sibyl We always
say such hateful things 10 each other,
aud the madden We get the happier We
Arr.
Waiter 10 abseniminded customer,
who il departing -Ab, monsieur You
have not secnk Of zee teepf Absent.
minded Customer--Tip7 Oh, yesl Buy
Bald Hickory for place.
What is it that yon don't like about
The johnson girlsf Well, you see, one
Is fine singer and the other is mn ex-
eellent cook fail 10 see why Wait.
The one who can cook thinks she can
sing, and the one who can sing per
sisls III cooking.
She declares she'll never 40 to that
photographer sgnin. She says he's
just hateful My wonder what the
tfonble vast think he insulted her
by not offering 20 pntone ~ her photo
graphs ia his showcase.
Do You expect people 10 believe
the reason you give for advancing
prieesi That isn't the question, re-
joined Mr. Dustin Stax. They ought
10 appreciate my courtesy IN con
descending 10 give any reason at all.
Stout Cus,omerlln the chart Con.
found your laundering clumsiness,
You have cut my chin. Barber lsooth.
ingly Don't git sgitated, sab; don't
SIT agiialcdl lo' all's got two mo-
chins dat ] ain cut none yit, sab
Where's the editorf Runnin' u
race with the sheriff to get warm Aud
the foremanG Tryn' to get the stove
red hot with rejected poetry. Well,
where's the office boyi Tryin' Ia mort.
gage the paper 10 buy n snow shovel.
Why were the old time writers so
much more delicate aud lucid in their
styles 81 expression than those of the
present. Because there were no such
ihiugs a. fountain pens and typcwrit.
ers 10 get ont Of order aud worry them.
II ana IN favor Of the open door
policy. said the starch salesman rs he
opened bis samples Then. by heck,
yeou arc like those loafers behind the
cannon stove. drawled the old store
keeper, Every one Of them leave the
docs open every time they come IN
HI 80 your marriage WAS fail
urf She oh, don't know. He
Why, thought you had secured a
divorced She--l did, He Well, don't
you call that complete failurei She
= Hardly, fou see, my partner made
40 assignment and | received very
neat sum as = preferred creditor. He
oh um erl beg your pardon.
"A young artist recently gave his
Siie her fret peep n picture he'd
Been working an for wealthy patron. |
Why. dear, rs lovely. murmnred the /
Better half lovely But think those
.heep look acll, JUS, ,riie loo much |
ikc clouds that IS, Of course. dear
r. unless they are clouds
For nine long years be had been
sooing the fair daughter u the farm. |
lennie, BE- unused as they sat on The
I'D rail teuee. catching lightning bugs, /
nsad The other day that IN 5000
Years Niagara falls will dry up. Jen-
ale rinlehcd bis arm exei,edly. Oh. /
foms .he exclaimed. What. gall Why. /