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Evening journal., 1908-03-19
Death of A. R. Lewis.

Arthur R. Lewis. for 80 years FORE
man Of the local plant OF the Amer
ican Car and Foundry Company. aged
rs years. died at his home, No. q
West Twenty-seventh street. yester
day. The funeral win be held from
fhe home on Saturday afternoon ai
2.30 o'clock. Burial win be in River
view Cemetery.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19
What's the Use9

WHAT NuC Ooot
When March IL mad
And hope is sad
And April miles away;
When bills are due
And debts accrue,
The worry turns you graye
When April clear
Comes smiling near
And all the world Is fair,
Your cash still slim
! Makes fair hope dim,
You feel inclined to sweaR
When smiling May
But stop. but stay,
/ see with much regret
Though I stretch my rhyme
Through the summer time
II wouldn't pay a debt
Evening journal., 1908-03-19
Almost Hn Il.

"was he much shaken up in the
wreckT
"wen, he was thrown through the
dining car"
ANY serious results7"
''Yes; he missed a meal"
Evening journal., 1908-03-19
Merchant Addresaes Merehant..

The Retail Grocers' Exchange met in
.Irish-American Han last night The
meeting wa largely attended. Repre-
sentatives Of a Philadelphia conform
demonstrated how its -four should be
used. Biscuits baked by local con-
Germ were exhibited. II. N. Tolles, OF
philadelphia, made an address.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19
Warranted.

''Haye you. heard about BrownY
''No. What2"
"a screaming success"
"1s that so? What is it9"
"Oh, a boy"
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

A sister IN st. Mary's Polytechnical
School. Greenwich. Conn, caught a
burglar in that institution and held
him fast until officers came.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

Az that large stock Of furniture Of
the Hoffman Company, at Third and
shipley streets, is now being sold every
afternoon and evening"
Evening journal., 1908-03-19
Getting Ready.

"First time I ever saw Jenkins take
a drink. and he has had several now"
"ae doesn't break loose often"
'There he goes downing another"
"Don't be too hard on him. heard
him say that his wife expected him to
fire the cook tonight" -,
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

There are 1857 walled cities in
China where there is neither a foreign
nor Chinese pastor.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19
Rusiness.

The man who waits a leap year chance
To wed. II he IS wise.
VIII cut out all such foolishness
And advertise.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

Read THE EVENING JOURNAL
Evening journal., 1908-03-19
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Worth is an Elusive quality that re-
sides not in an object Of itself, but de-
pends upon coordination.
Does getting elected to the senate
make man a millionaire. or does get
ting to be a millionaire make a man q
United States senator?
Weather is an invention Of the gods
to keep people from quite being bored
to extinction.
A liar may not have much influence,
but his profession is a full one, and the
members are all busy.
II thing is handsome according to
the money that is in It. many an old
stocking is a thing Of beauty.
1t is a good thing that we can't all
be successful. Some women want to
regulate the universe from now to In
fnity.
Don't have too good an opinion of
yourself, but insist upon 1t In others.
It is a good thing to have the friend
ship of dogs. but don't let them depend
upon you for all their bones.
An old bachelor generally thinks be
knows everything and eventually mar.
ries to prove 1t.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

Worth is an Elusive quality that re-
sides not in an object of itself, but de-
pends upon coordination.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

Weather is an invention Of the gods
to keep people from quite being bored
to extinction.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

It is a good thing to have the friend
ship Of dogs. but don't let them depend
upon you for all their bones.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

A liar may not have much influence,
but his profession is full one, and the
members are all busy.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

An old bachelor generally thinks be
knows everything and eventually mar
ries to prove it.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

Don't have too good an opinion OF
yourself, but insist upon 1t In others.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

II a thing is handsome according to
the money that is in It, many an old
stocking is a thing Of beauty.
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

Different Kind.
Charley did
not go down to
the office to-
day"
mo; he is IN
disposed"
"Ill?"
Hardly; Just
indisposed to
work"
= =
Evening journal., 1908-03-19

There are no less than seven catchy
original song hits introduced during
the action of the musical, comedy dra-
matte play "The Cowboy Girl" 1t
appears at the Lyceum. March 2s, 81
and 2S.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1908-05-08
7 k'ma B s. Il always the best.

CT Schenk on the Burns & Hall
place shipped part OF Il crate Of
wberries to Spokane on Tuesday
May 9Th. This i. the earli, st ship
ment reported at this Office.
DR.. Curtis NJ Egbert. of Olympia is
here visiting for Il week with his
brother George Egbert and family.
I. f Paul has the THANKS of the
editor and family for fine box Of
berries brought intoday.
The two-weeks old infant daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Leard
died last Saturday aftern Don
after short illness. The funeral
was he d Sunday conducted by Rev.
j Wood OF the Methodist Church,
and interment was in the Riverview
Heights Cemetery. Mr.. and Mrs.
Leard and family wish to thank
their friends and especially the sisters
OF the Royal Neighbors for the many
Kindnesses and warm sympat thy ex.
tended to them at the time Of their
sad bereavement.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1908-05-08
RlCnLAND.

s d Cannon IL in Tacoma receiving
trea tment from an Oculist.
A very successfuI dance was given
in the hail Friday evening for the
benefit OF the band.
Miss Efiie Tuttle left for Spokane
this week after several months visit
with her brothers George and John
Tuttle.
Rev. J. F. Smith pastor Of the
First Presby terrain church OF kenne-
wick, prea ched in the hall Sunday
afternoon.
Il. b. Litener Of Pittsburg, Pa. hns
purchased five acre tract in the
south part OF town and will begin
improving the same imme1ia tely.
E. A. Palmeter is on the sick list.
Ed Sherman who has been here for
several months attending to the i'm.
proving of his tract, left last week
for Seattle.
Mr.. and Mrs. J A Penn spent Sun
day in kennewick.
BOrn-TO Mr. and Mrs. Fred J..
kreidler at Tacoma, a aOn.
CIV Weigel and family, of Kenne-
wick visited ut l. A. Amsbury's Sun
day.
Miss Gertrude James returned home
Sunday from Il weeks visit with
Miss Ruth Anon In the Horse Heaven
VI Muncey has purchased L. A.
Amsbury handsome residence and
Will take possession at once. Mrs.
Amsbury who has been Ill for several
months left Tuesday for Tacoma for
medical treatment and expects to
spend the summer there In this hope
the change will benefit her health.
MIR. Am>bury accompanied but will
return us soon as his wife is comfort.
ably located.
W. L. Muncey has received word
that his brother in-law, |. ID. Clarke
IL recovering from the operation he
underwent last week at Moscow.
Idaho.
The High School had a vacation
Monday Az Prof &. A Moss was on
the sick list
The High School is preparing to
give play on the evening of Nav rs
In the Benton Water Co. hall.
The Richland Nursery Company ex.
pect to finish planting out their large
nursery stock this week.
Mrs James + Penn Of Salem Ore
Is visiting W X Lamb and family.
j Fl James has purchased R. r
kingsley's property ON Columbia
Ave. and will have it fitted up for y
birler shop.
The Richland Fishing 'lub was or.
sanized Monday evening with MEM
brrship limited to twelve. G. F
i'reithaupt is manager and j p LASH
err
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publican votes shall file with their
declaration OF candidacy their writ
I ten pledges that they will, II elected.
vote always for the candidate OF the
Republican party for United States
Senator who receives the highest vote
u the primary election, as prescribe
ed by said Sec 81 of the direct pri-
mary law. F. !. FINN. Chairman
GN Mccullough presented a plank
declaring for compulsory arbitration
for the settlement of disputes be-
tween capital and labor, The re-
solution was laid on the table. F A
Swinglp, chairman of the committee
On state delegation reported the
following list delegates and aiternat-
es and they were unanimously elect
ed:
Delegates-T N Henry. W S Jenkins
90 kelso. J F Lowry. OIL hanson,
X Jones, # f McCrOskey. l. E john
son and Or. howard.
Alternates-C A Warner, F Camp
bell, G W Wilgus, & hartman. Scott
Henderson. F A Swingle. H NJ Cooper,
II Van Horn. After the convention
adjourned the delegation organized
10y eIecting II. n. Henry, chairman.
and selecting L Z Johnson as the
Benton county member of the state
Central Committee.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1908-05-08
ASPARAGUS RAREBIN

Lightly toast and butter thin
rounds of whole wheat bread, cover
ing each with thin layer CT cooked
asparagus. cut in minute pieces.
sprinkle with salt paprika. u few
drops OF " orces tershlre sauce and a
liberal con ting of grated American
cheese; cook in a hot oven sufficient
ly long to melt the cheese. hut rot
brown 1t. Serve Immediately on
Welsh Iarebit plates, with pOached
egg on the top of each portion the
New Idea WOman's Magazine for
June.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1908-05-08

You look glum." said the husband Of
one clever woman to the man who had
married her companion.
80 would you If your wife studied
geology and filed the. house with
stones until there wasn't place left
for you to Sit
Don't worry about that" was the
cheerful reply. Turn your wife's
thoughts to astronomy. That will suit
her just as we'll. and she can't collect
specimens. "-Sketchy Bits.
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Strawberry Pickers Attention.

l want to engage my piclers for
the season. would like to have my
pickers of last year to return, any
Others who wish to pick for me apply
at once as must get balance out OF
town. FRANK EAIGH.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1908-05-08

Money saved spells, MONEY"
n the future, and that means prac.
tical independence for the thrifty
saver. ''Take care of the dimes and
the dollars will take care of them.
selves" is an excellent maxim. You
will understand 1t best after YOU
have begun to save, and when ycu
know that your little hoard is ran.
idly increasing. Nothing is more
pleasing tran the sense of having
money in the pank ready for an EN-.
Urgency. Why not start Swing now
us?
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1908-05-08
No Other Course Oosn.

Now said the physician, You " III
nave TO eat plain food and not stay out
late at night"
es. replied the patient; that IS
"nat have been thinking ever since
you sent in your bill."-Catbolic News
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1908-05-08
Satire.

SATIRE Is Sort Of glass wherein be.
holders do generally discover every.
oouy s face but their own. which is the
cn1el reason for that kind reception it
meets with in the world.-Swift.
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LUTHERAN
Rou ReooE nnon pnatnr

Rev. BrOckman, Pastor
Sunday School instructions at 10:
30; preaching services at IL O'Clock
in the old school house. Rev. Brock
man will preach at Richland at 2:30
y. IN.
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At thf Gh11rrl1ea
May, 1OloOs.
PRESBYTERIAN

FNFSb
!. Forsyth Smith, Pastor
Sunday School at 10 a. III. Junior
e. T.. meeting 300 p. III. Senior e. f.
meeting 6:45 p. III. Preaching services
and Subjects:
liza NJ. Life Made Over" 8P. NJ
happiness. and how to Find It,"
All are welcome.
BAPTIST
Rev. John Chandler. Pastor
Services in the new brick school
house. Sunday services, ii Il IN and
7:3O p m. Bible school at 10 Il m.
Praise service at 6:30 p IN.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL
J. H. Wood. Pastor.
Sunday School 10 Il III Preaching
at IL II IN Junior League at 3 p IN
Epworth League at 6 80 pm Preach
Ing at 30 p m. by Presiding Elder,
Walton Skipworth. At the close OF
service he will conduct communion.
Monday evening Rev.Skipw0rth will
preside Third Quarterly Conference.
CONGREGATIONAL.
w. l. Rowan, pastor.
Sunday school 10 a. m. Morning
service IL a. IN. Subject: "Help In un-
expected ways" There will be no
evening service.
EPISCOPAL
Episcopal services will be held
every Sunday afterlOon at 2:3O In
the Congrega tiOnal Church and also
every Wednesday evening In the
Presby terrain Church.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1908-05-08

III you wait your patent leather
shoes to last twice as long. rub them
frequently with sweet oil or yaseline.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-15

earth's atmosphere through which the light
must pass before it strikes the plates, the OBJ
servatories are located upon high mountains.
For this reason, and the fact that Mars was
closer to the earth last summer than at any
time since 1892, the expedition to the top of
the Andes was undertaken, and from study
of these pictures astronomers hope to solve
the problem of whether Mars is inhabited
Failing in this. astronomers will look forward
to the summer of 1909, when the planet will
be even nearer to the earth than in 1907
Although much closer to the earth than
Jupiter. the planet Mars is not nearly so easy
to photograph. The light from Jupiter is
much brighter, and its diameter is some two
and a half times greater. On this account
photographs full inch in diameter have been
taken of Jupiter by the aid of the forty-inch
Yerkes telescope, instrument sixty feet
long, and with a magnlfier of five diameters.
To secure the same size picture OF Mars 1t
would be necessary to have telescope some
three hundred feet in length.
To photograph the sun IS even easier than
to photograph Jupiter. due to its greater brill
lance and size. If Mars was as large as the sun
and located at the same distance from us,
with the same brilliance of surface. it would
be possible to secure pictures which would
show details of conditions on the planet that
would quickly solve many of the problems
now agitating the world of science
Some of the most wonderful photographs of
the sun have been taken at the Carnegie Solar
Observatory at Mount Wilson, California.
These reveal much more than the suns spots
and the peculiar protuberances that shoot
forth from it at times They have actually
revealed the nature of the suns composition
By means of an instrument called the spectre
heliograph it is possible to dip down into the
suns spots and record things transpiring there
Solar storms and disturbances are recorded in
the photographs with almost as much exactness
as by the Weather Bureau on this planet
Hydrogen. calcium, and other gases can be
detected. and their explosions into space can
be measured almost to the mile.
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Autobiography of Mark Twain
Continued from page s

disaster after that, and if it was a sin to enjoy
it. it is no matter-I did enjoy it. 1t is half
lifetime ago; but 1 enjoy it yet. every time
think of it: George made failure after failure
His fury increased with each failure as he
scored it. With each defeat he flung off one
or another rag of his raiment, and every time
he started on a fresh inning he made 1T double
quits" once more Twice he reached thirty
and broke down These "nears" made him
frantic, and believe l was never so happy in
my life. except the time. few years later
when the Rev. J. H. Twichell and l walked
to Boston. and he had the celebrated converse
ton with the hostler at the inn at Ashford
Connecticut
At last, when we were notified that Patrick
was at the door to drive him to his train
George owed me five thousand cigars at
twenty-five cents apiece. and was so sorry
Give me ten minutes morei' and added
stormily, Its double or quits again, and III
win out free of debt owe you ten thousand
cigars, and you'll pay the funeral expenses. "
He began on his final effort, and l believe
that in all my experience among both amateurs
and experts, l have never seen cue so care
fully handled in my lifetime as George handled
his upon this intensely interesting occasion
He got safely up to twenty-five, and then
ceased to breathe So did l. He labored
along. and added point. another point still
another point and finally reached thirty-one
He stopped there, and we took breath By
this time the balls scattered all down
the cushions about foot or two apart. and
there wasn't shot in sight anywhere that
any man might hope to make. In burst of
anger and confessed defeat, he sent his ball
flying around the table at random, and it
crotched a ball that was packed against the
cushion and sprang across to a ball against
the bank on the opposite side. and counted !
His luck had set him free, and he didn't
owe me anything. He had used up all his
spare time but we carried his clothes to the
carriage and he dressed on his way to the
station, greatly wondered at and admired by
the ladies, as he drove along-but he got his
train.
7 AM very fond of Mr.. Dooley. and shall await
= his coming with affectionate and pecuniary
interest,
P. S. SATURDAY. He has been here. Let
us not talk about it
To be continued March 20
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-03-15

about a dozen caroms and broke down. He
irritated with himself now. and he thought
he caught me laughing. He didn't. l do not
laugh publicly at my client when this game is
going on; | only do it inside. save it for
after the exhibition is over. But he thought
he had caught me laughing, and it increased
his irritation. Of course l knew he thought
was laughing privately: for was experienced.
they all think that. and it has good effect :;
it sharpens their annoyance and debilitates
their play
He made another trial and failed. Once
more he was astonlshed: once more he was
humiliated and as for his anger. it rose to
summer heat. He arranged the balls again
grouping them carefully, and said he would
win this time. or die. When a client reaches
this condition. it is good time to damage his
nerve further. and this always be done by
saying some little hooking thing or other that
has the outside appearance of friendly re-
mark; SO l employed this art l suggested
that bet might tauten his nerves. and that
should offer one. but that as did not want
it to be expense to him. but only help.
should make it small: cigar. if he was will
ing. cigar that he would fail again. not an
expensive one, but cheap native one. of the
Crown Jewel breed. such as is manufactured
in Hartford for the clergy. 1t set him afire
all over l could see the blue flame issue from
his eyes He said:
Make it a hundred And no Connecticut
cabbage leaf product, but Havana, twenty
five dollars the box"
l took him up; but said l was sorry to see
him do this. because it did not seem to me
right or fair for me to rob him under our own
roof when he had been so kind to US. He
said with energy and acrimony
You take care of your own pocket, if you'll
be so good, and leave me to take care of mine!"
And he plunged at the congress of balls
with a vindictiveness which was infinitely con-
tenting to me He scored failure-and be-
gan to undress. | knew it would come to
that for he was in the condition now that Mr.
Dooley will be in at about that stage of the
contest on Friday afternoon. A clothes rack
will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his
things on as fast as he shall from time to time
shed them. George raised his voice four de-
grees and flung out the challenge:
Double or quits"
Done" l responded, in the gentle and COM
passionate voice of who is apparently
getting sorrier and sorrier.
There was an hour and half of straight
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concerns the habita-
ton of the planet Mars by people or animals
similar to those which exist our planet. In
the last five years hundreds of thousands of dol
lars have been expended in trying to get near
views of the planet, SO that the problem of
the Marian canals and inhabitants can be
approximately solved.
Not many years ago astronomers relied en-
tirely observations made through power
full telescopes for their knowledge of the
planets queer changes. Then photography
was developed to the point where it could be
used with greater effect than the eye, and
been taken in great numbers. The photographs
reveal changes which often escape the eye,
and what is even more to the point they per-
petuate any peculiar phenomena for careful
study later.
In the recent trip to the Andes to take
brought back over seven thousand good pho
tographS. The huge camera used for this ex-
petition had lens eighteen inches in aper-
ture and twenty five feet in focal length and
it required great skill to transport it and the
telescope fourteen thousand feet above the
sea to bleak plateau on top OF the Andes
What does a camera of such dimensions
producer If unaided by the telephoto or power
full magnifying lens, the result would be pic
ture only one twentieth of an inch in diameter,
or about the size of pinhead In the camera
taken in the expedition to the Andes a lens
was used that magnifed about five diameters.
and even then the photographs were barely
three-sixteenths of an inch in diameter. To
secure even such tiny pictures the utmost care
and attention to details must be observed. and
frequently large number of plates are wasted
through some slight accident
In photographing the planets the powerful
lenses ground for the leading observatories
have one deficiency. They were made for
visual observation. that the yellow and
green rays of the spectrum. which most affect
the eye. would come to good focus In pho
Biography, however. the red and blue rays
must focus to get clear, sharp pictures
The result is that the powerful visual
telescopes do not make good photographs un-
less color screens are used. The filter or color
screen and isochromatic plates must intercept
the rays of light from the planets before they
strike the sensitive plates. The rays must
travel through millions of miles of space. and
then through the objective of the telescope.
then through the magniier. and finally through
the color screens The atmosphere is in
constant state of unrest, and frequently
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From the Omnibus Box

CARY of Virginia surveyed the Metropolitan.
tier and parterre. with critical eyes; then
he turned to Monks.
when is beauty not beauty" he asked.
Give it up" said Monks.
"Ninety-nine times out of a hundred -
said Cary.
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Getting a Near View of Mars
0NEot By GEORGE E. WALSH light. dis s

slight disturbances
in the air spoil the
pictures. To reduce
tbo %b;o1,oaec of %ba
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of the ques-
~ lions of the day

among astronomers
concerns the habita-
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1908-06-06

The Shamrock group of five claims,
well down the CANON and Just across
from the Ncta Cyanide, was recently
located by James Guy and Mike Brecn.
They are sinking a shaft AT the foot Of
the canyon wall, where they have "a
quartz outcropping four feet wide,
with walls of diorite Though down
only about fifteen feet, they already
have good values in copper silver and
lead. Not far from the Tia Ju-
ana group is the Camp Bird group.
owned by Mike Long G. y. Miller and
J. b. David. Close to the water bed of
the canyon they are sinking "A shaft
which at a depth of twenty feet shows
lead of copper silver and lead ore.
On another of the claims they are
driving a tunnel that is now in forty
five feet. On this claim the surface
ares are of the bonanza character. the
richest Of it being sorted and sacked
for shipment
There are many OTHER claims in the
district. on which no development
work is being done at the present
time. on some Of them, owned by r.
r. Richardson of Patagonia consid-
cradle work has been done. on veins
that crop out of the ground big and
strong. The country rock in that sec
ton IS diorite.