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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23
Irish VII.

Pat o'IIoollgan gave dinner to
some Of his friends, His wife had pre-.
pared one chicken, which Pat proceed.
ed to carve to serve his guests. Turn
Ing to the Indy seated nearest him, he
asked very politely:
What part win yez hey, Mlssis Mur-
phyT'
"0ill take the leg, II yez place, soir,"
she said
Pat next turned to a little Murphy.
"And what part " the bird will yea
hev, young manT'
"OPll take leg, II 1t PLACE ye, soir,"
replied the little Murphy.
Then Pat addressed Mr. Murphy.
whats yer choice iv the bird? WIN
ye hev the white meatT ga a
"Oi'll take another leg, soir, an much
obliged fer the question" said Mr..
Murphy, who always followed his
wife's example.
l'Begorra," exclaimed Pat, ''phwat do
yez think I'm carvin'--a spider?''--
Washington Post I "a a8Ql @
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23
LARGEST Crab.

In the American Museum Of Natural
History In New York Is wonder of
marine life. II Is gigantic japanese
crab, measuring twelve feet across,
making II the largest In the world.
The specimen Is type Of the spider
crab. which inhablts the waters Of the
group OF islands forming the empire Of
Japan. The body portion of the crab is
the size of half bushel measure.
while Its great arms could easily en-
circle the figure OF man. Its legs re-
semble poles and are extremely elastic.
and II strung into one line they would
reach to the top Of four story apart
ment building. New York Herald.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23
BEAUTY HINTS.
Valuable Suggestions For the Lsdie.

v"iuapse ouBBesttons for the Ladies
TO reduce your flesh Increase your
troubles.
10 develop bust get on the wrong
sidc of the market
Nails which do not yield rendiiy to
the manicure may be driven In with a
hammer. e..~.
Brillinncy may be impaired to tho
complexion by powdering with dia-
mond dust
To remove freckles pry them gently
out with Il nut pick. Should this fail
try blasting.
The dropping lash, so much affected
by some, may bc encouraged by sitting
up late o. nights.
Falling hair may be avoided by step.
ping nimbiy aside whenever you sec 1t
coming your way.
Hair on tho lips may sometimes be
avoided by requiring the young man to
shave before calling.
When crows feet wifi not yield 10
massage. oil them suddenly with CO.
ment and smooth quickly with q
trowel Bohemian Magazine.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23
Lame Shoulder Cured.

Lame shoulder is usually caused BY
rheumatism Of the muscles and quickly
yields to few applications Of Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. Mrs. r. H. .McElwee,
Of Boistown, New Brunswick, writes:
Having been troubled for some time
with a pain in my left shoulder, I de-
cided to give Chamberiain's Pain Balm d
trial, with the result that got prompt
relief" For sale by Frank Hart and lead
ing druggists.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23
THE DAIRY BARN.
Six Ways In Which II May be Vastly
Improved. ~

There are nix ways IN which tho ~
srage dairy barn can be vastly IN,
proved.
In the first place. most Of tho stsble4i
need better ventilation and light. They
accd more and better kept window sur
faces and facilities for changing tho ar
without exposing the cows To drafts.
In the second place, there should be
ceiling between the floor OF tho NOV
and tho cows. Ia barns where hay II
stored over the cows II is dangerous to
leave the defective door without some
sort Of ceiling, The chance OF Arc u
much greater, and q sanitary condition
Of the stable II almost impossible n the
dust and hay are allowed to fall
through upon the cows
Third. The stables should have good
floors. Cracks IN the door are breeding
places for bacteria. and they catch aud
hold an accumulation OF filth that fills
tho stables with bad odors.
Tying tho Cows
Fourth.--Tying the cows ghn be
greatly improved upon. The old fash.
toned rigid stanchion 10 neither com.
Portable nor convenient. The cows
should have small degree Of freedom
at least. This can bc provided by the
newer makes of stanchlons or by
chain or halter The great objection 70
the last two is the difficulty OF keeping
tho COW clean, and right here IL the
iifth way In which the stable can BE-
improved. Fix the cutters 80 that they
win keep tho cow clean and at the
same time save all the manure. I have
been In barLs where the platform was
10 short that when the COW would lle
down she could not keep out Of the
gutter. have been In other stables
where the gutter was simply couple
Of 2 by 4'a placed upon the stable floor
Either practice In bad. The best plan
IN 10 fix the floor In such way that II
will accommodate tho cows and give
them ample room for lying down com
fortnbly. Have the gutter about four
inches deep and built water tight. This
saves NIL the liquid manure. keeps the
cows clean and makes II much easier
TO care for the stables and tho stock.
Handling the Manure.
The sixth point which comes to my
mind at this time Is m improved meth
cd In handling the manure. Throwing
II out OF the window ~ insanitary and
often lnconvenient. The manure piles
up against the barn. lnJurIng the paint
and at the same time losing much Of
its value as fertilizer. The other
plan Of shoyelIng Il Into wheelbarrows
and wheeling II out and dumping II In
the yard Is little better Use some kind
OF carrier. an overhead one preferred.
and unload the manure right into the
sprcader. The carrier IL always ont or
the way. there are no unsIghtly planss
and trestlcs which niG necessary II you
use wheelbarrow. the maanre pile is
avoided. and NIL the manure Is sayed
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23

And Ml3ayor Schmitz will be with
us soon again. Inasmuch as gafting
Is declared to be no crime in Califor-
mia, many a man in Sing Sing will re-
grct that he did not 60 west when a
boy sa.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23

No medicine has ever done more to.
wards warding of grip and pneumonia
and relieving the distressing grip cough,
than Kemp's Balsam, the best cough
cure. M
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23

Pains in the back and side may come
from the kidneys or liver. Lanes Family
Medicine, the tonic-laxative. and great
kidney and liver remedy. win give relief.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23

Don't take cold, but II you do. don't
fail to take Kemp's Balsam to prevent
serious consequences. Nothing else is SO
valuable in treating coughs and colds.
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Special Announcement Regarding the
National Pure Food and Drug Law

we are pleased to announce that
YOoleys Honey and Tar for coughs. colds
and lung troubles is not affected BY the
National Pure Food and Drug law ~ u
contains no Opiatss or other harmful
drugs, and We recommend It as . safe
remedy for children and adults. 4. y.
y .a.. A Ts-,. Z estcrA
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia 4. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, baekache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23

The immunity bath seems to be as
effective in land-fraud cases as it is
with scabby sheep.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23

West Virginia joins the demand for
a national mining bureau; such a de-
partment will come, sooner or later.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23

i In connection with the prohibition
movement, it is important to note
that Mrs Carrie Nation has volun-
tarily announced she will herself let
rum alone.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23

Mr.. cortelyou declares he has not
even thought Of rcsigning. Admiral
Brownson will have to flock by him-
self for d while.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-23

This woman says that sick
women should not fail to try
Lydia IL. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound as she did.
Mrs. A. Gregory, Of 1856 Lawrence
st., Denver, Col, writes to Mrs.
Pinkham:
II was practically an invalid for six
years, on account Of female troubles.
/ underwent an operation by the
doctors advice, but In few months ]
was worse than before. A friend adj.
vised Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and II restored me 10 perfect
health, such as ] have not enjoyed In
many years Any woman suffering as
/ did with backache, bearing-down
pains, and periodic pains. should not fail
to use Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-02-15

as the late Bill Nye said, stanother
very closely resembling it." to enable
him TO see a great many Interesting
things hat are just as horrifying to
a patriot as they would be II they re-
ally existed.
cit is very easy says Mr.. Van Bib
Der, "to call a man a fool, and it is
a fool not to get angry and throw the
other man out of the window"
1t is by no means a reflection upon
Mr.. Roosevelt to say that he owes a
great deal of his popularity to the
press. He has been ever eager for
praise from the Democratic and tle
Republican newspapers. n they
have given 1T to him without meas
ure. Party lines have not been drawn
in commencing the President, and
they have not been drawn in CRITICS
ing him. Recently there has been
more of a note of criticism than of
commentator in the comments of
the newspapers of both parties. VITA
his customary intolerance of the opin-
ions of the other fellow Mr.. Roose.
welt has shown ill temper, but with
less than his customary political sa-
gacity, he has shown a spirit of un-
fairness that must make many of the
Republican newspapers feel toward
him very much as Mr.. a Bibber
did toward Mr.. Carruthers.
Nothing is so Easy as to raise the
cry of "bought" when a newspaper
does not agree with one's political
views or exhibit a sympathetic inter
est in ones tantrums. Mr. Davis, of
Arkansas, who says himself that Mr..
Roosevelt's recent special message
eclipsed his brightest dream of the
oratory of humiliation, beat Mr..
Roosevelt to the housetops by a cou-
pie of leaps with the statement that
almost all of the newspapers are
bought by the trusts. No. n vas
surprised when Mr.. Davis shouted
'unclean" at all of the newspapers
that INDUCED in hilarity in the head
lines above reports of his maiden
speech. 1t was to be expected that
a cheap and shallow demagogue
would say, and conceivable that he
might believe, that the corrupted
alone could differ from him. But the
President should know better tina
to initiate Mr.. Davis.
If the President is really seeing
things" there is, of course, nothing
to recommend but a rest cur If he
is merely trying to make h people
believe that widespread corruption
of the press exists, it is not worth
while for anyone to take him ser
iously.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-02-15
HENRY WATTERSoN ON
"THE PURCHASED PRESS"

From Louisville CourierJournal.
The President processes to believe
deep down in the bottom of his
heart that a great man. of the news
papers of the United States are cor
rupted" by Standard Oil. Well, the
President protested just as solemnly.
a little while ago, to believe in the
corporal existence of a body of po-
litical co~nspirators with a 5000. 900
corruption fund. The President, when
he exige1cies of circumstances seem
to demand it. can get himself t. be,
ffeve a very great many things vastly
more improbable than that the whale
actually swallowed Jonah. or that
Jonah actually swallowed the whale.
A fine, elastic Imagination has our
a coruscating eye, and,
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-02-15

SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS
The Record is authorized to an
'nounce Charles C. Hill as a candidate
for Superintendent of Schools of
Chaves County, subject to the action
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-02-15

I hereby announce myself a candi-
date for Assessor of Chaves county,
subject to the action of the Democrat
C primaries or convention.
A. R, FORSYTH.
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1 hereby announce my self a candi-
date for the office of County Assessor
of Chaves county, subject to the &C
ton of the Democratic primaries.
GUY H. HERBERT.
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FOR COUNTY r

The Record is authorized to an
nounce Charles L. Ballard as a ca1di-
late for the office of Sheriff of Chav-
es county, subject to the action of the
Democratic primaries.
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The Record is authorized to IN
nounce c. w. DAWSON as a candidate
for the Office Of Tax Assessor of
Chaves county, subject to a action
of the Democratic primaries.
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1 hereby myself a candi-
date for Sheriff of Ciaves county, SUBJ
ject to the action of the Democratic
primary election.
j. J.. RASCOE.
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For Probate Clerk,
E. p. GAYLE.

l hereby myself a candi-
date for reelection to the office of
Probate Clerk of Chayes County, SUBJ
ject to the action of the Democratic
Primary Election.
F. P. GAYLE.
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FOR PROBATE CLERK.

The Record is authorized to an
nounce Jas. w. Mullens as a candi-
date for Probate Clerk of Chaves
county, subject to the action of the
Democratic primary election.
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o CITY CLERK.

The Record is authorized to an.
nounce w. s. Moore q candidate for
the Office Of City Clerk of Roswell,
subject to the action OF the Demo
cratic city convention
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hereby announce myself a candi-
date for City Clerk, subject to the
action of tae Democratic city conven-
ton.
WALTER T. PAYLOR.
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FOR COUNTY TREASURER.

The Record is authorized to an
nOunce James Sutherland as a candt-
date for County Treasurer of Chaves
county. subject to the action of the
Democratic primaries.
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COMMISSIONER THIRD DISTRICT.
The Record L. authorized to an
nounce M. U. Finley as a candidate
for Commissioner of the Third Dis
trict, subject to the action OF the
Democratic primaries.
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o PROBATE JUDGE.

The Record is authorized to an
nounc J.. T. Evans as q candidate
Probate Judge of Chaves county,
subject to the action Of the Democrat
ic primary election.
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CBy Harry G. Farmer.)

CBy Harry G.. Farmer.)
Is municipal ownership practical?
Will it pay in dollars and cents?
Will it not result in the u%pbuilding
of a political machine where tle
reckless payment of party debts will
spell quick ruin for the system?
Can a municipality obtain from the
ranks of politics the competent sort
of men necessary to manage sue
cessfully the various public utilities
which, under municipal ownership,
must be forced one and all under city
control?
ally asked in the United tates when
the question Of municipal ownership
is raised. They are questions the
twin cities on Thunder bay, Port Ar
thur and FIT. William are answering.
Away up here on the border of the
great northern wilderness these two
cities, destined to ecome the gate
ways of greater Canada, are thresn-
ing out the problem. In their W
minds the people here ave settled
the question.
1.-The time is coming" a serious
faced business man said 10 me, when
we will no longer W. to go to the
treasurer's office to pay axes. Instead
once a rear we will call to receive
our dividends from the municipality"
Doth oitinC oonnrofn their a1patrini-
ty by water power. FIT. William has
a plant capable of 10000 horse pow
er at Kakabe falls, a cataract with a
drop of 167 feet, twenty miles from
the city. Sufficient power could be
generated to supply a city as large
as Chicago. Port Arthur has a mod
ern power house at an S0-foot fall
in the Current river just outside
of the city limits. During the last
three years, under municipal owner
ship, the growth of the two cities has
been phenomenal. Both have jumped
in population from 5000 to L $4,000.
FIT. William owns the electric light
and telephone systems, the water
works, a municipal theatre and a mu-
nicipal dance hall. Port Arthur owns
the street railway systems of both
towns, electric light and telephone
systems, water works and 1900 acres
of valuable lake front land, held in
reserve for the future encouragement
of Industrial Developments.
There is but one franchise not
owned by the cities, that of the Bell
Telephone Company, which now has
only one telephone out of every
eight in both cities. A proposed ordi-
nance to compel all wires to be plac-
ed under ground probably will force
the company out of the field perma-
aently.
The municipal street cars are p
Grated by policemen. The road is a
success. 1t Is nine miles long and in |
1907 it cleared $32, 900. The. net
profit in TOUR years under municipal
is $50. 10 .38. or one+fifth
the entire cost of the road.
We're this profit to b. distributed
in dividends it would NEAR So each +
for every man, woman and child in
both cities, or about $50 each for the
of Port Arthur if given
TO the taxpayers alone. This fran
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THIRD DISTRICT.

COMMISSIONER THIRD DISTRICT.
The Record Is authorized to an
nounce Jerry Cazier as q candidate
for County Commissioner of Chaves
county. subject to the action of the
Democratic primary election.
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FOR CITY CLERK.

The Record is authorized to an
nou-ce w. II. Cosgrove a candidate
for the Office OF City Clerk of Roswell,
subject to the action af the Democrat
ic city convention.
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POLITICAL
FOR COUNTY ASSESSOR.

FOR COUNTY ASSESSOR.
The Record is authorized to an
nou1ce that Fred j. Beck will be a
candidate for County Assessor of
Chaves county. subject to the action
of the Democratic primaries or con-
vention.
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COUNTY COMMISSIONER.

The Record is authorized to an
ounce that N. J. Fritz, of Hagerman,
is a candidate for Commissioner of
the Third district, subject to the ac-
ton OF h Democratic primaries.
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No hunting OF t~respassing allowed
on the Slaughter Farm. mws-tf.
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FOR RENT.

FOR RENT Furnished rooms, 512
N. Lea. 95t3*
FOR RENT Groom residence and
bath. modern, close in.-Rosweu
Title INT Trust Co.
FOR RENT Nice large rooms with
modern c~onveniences, with Or with
out board. Apply 719 N. Main st.
s9tf
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Classified Ids
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.
FOR SALE:-Two town lots in the
best residence district of Artesia.
Will be sold at a bargain. Inquire
at Record Office. tt
FOR SALE New gasoline engine.
8 H. P.-L. K. McGaffey, 1OS N.
Main. ,96t6
FOR SALE Two fine stations, 3
and 4 years old, 4O1 McGafey ST.
95t3*eod
FOR SALE A secondhand 16-
horse power portable Fairbanks
Morse gasoline engine. Inquire at
Roswell Hardware Co. 85tf
FOR SALE At a bargain, second.
hand Oliver typewriter, in good con
dition. Apply at Record office. If
FOR SALE Scholarship Woolver-
ton Business. College. Cheap If TAX
en- at n Inquire Record Office.
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MUNICIPAL OWNERSHIP IN
ONTARIO TOWN KILLS TAKE

Here Is a municipal Ownership
story that you should read and pom.
der. 1t is taken from the Des Moines,
Iowa, Daily News of January 80, be-
ing a letter from Fort William, On
tario by a special correspondent OF
the paper who was Sent to Fl. William
to study conditions.
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HILLS s. DUNN
These are not special prices but
our every day prices on French
Gray Graniteware

All Kinds Gray 6raniiswaIe Toe
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-07
Milk Without Germs

Every drop OF raw milk contains a
myriad germs,
If the COW is tubercular, there are
germs OF Consumption. Ii the mlkman
is diseased, the milk is often infected. II
the dairy is uncleanly, the very air is
germ-laden.
When disease germ gets into milk, it
breeds millions like it,
Those are the chances you take when
YOU use milkman's milk, You know not
from where it comes, You never know
what il contains.
But you do know, perhaps, that two
thirds the mortality OF children is due to
germ-infected milk
There is not a germ OF any kind in
Van Camps Milk That fact has been
proved hundred times over,
Do you think it wise to serve impure
milk when You can get milk like this;
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You know there myrads of germs in it. Perhaps they
infected from diseased mmen from dairies WI
who refuse meat-serve your folks milk?
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ACTRESS MAKES
THIRD VENTURE
INTO MATR|n1ONY
Amy Bushy, Widowed Last
Year, the Bride of Theo-
lore Douglas.

Mrs ANY Busbv Lows widow %
Eugene Lewis, awycr Of this city,
was married to-day 20 T0eo lore Doug.
las, also OF New Yoc,; at no home Of
alr. and Mrs. W H. ~tuesda'e. In
Or, enw! h. Conn.
Not until the annpnrcm"n' Mas
m adj that tho marriage mad ta.sen pla e
Vas thcr" any intimation that the form
er popular actress vas engaged. AS
Amy BusD,.. Mrs. Lewis was one OF the
best known women OF tho American
stage but af."r her marriage to NJ
Lewis In March. 1897. she left the foot
iGnts.
The death Of Mr.. Lewis. which oc-
Cured March !. 1907, was 'ragc He
was hurrying to lis home n kttJy-
seventh street, between Sixth and Saw
enth avenues, IN the evening, and was
forced to hang to a strap on crowded
Broadway car. He had dinner en-
gagement with some friends. vino were
to be at his house, and a. he l.aoed
from the car az Fifty-scventh street
he was seen to stagger and fall. He
was carried into q drug store, where
he died before medical attendance
could reach him.
Nj. Truesdal.. who was % Rave been
one OF Mr.. Lewis's dinner guests saw
the crowd on the street ana pushed AIS
way through to Identify tho BODY OF HE
friend. There were three Lewis chill
dren, the youngest of which WAS only.
three months old when Mr. Lewis died
Miss Busby made her first appearance
on the stage in 1859. Her first husband
was Aubrey Bouciceult. son OF the IA
nous actor and playwright. Dion Bouc!-
2ault. She obtained divorce from him.
Her marriage to Mr.. Lewis followed
AIR. Douglas Ia interested In mining
and is president OF the Exploration and
Mining Company. Mr.. TruesGale, ut
whose home the wedding took place. is
president OF the Delaware. Lackawanna
ana Western Railroad. The wedding was
witnessed by q few relatives and init
mate friends, after which Mr. and Mrs
Douglas started on an extended auto
mobile trip.