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The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-11-05

Miss A. Caldwell, of Big Springs,
is a guest at the Grand Central.
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AUTO TO HIRE SEE CRUISE. Git

T. c. Tillotson has returned from
Elk, where he went to vote.
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Kenneth Keeb1er came up from
Carlsbad this morning.
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Miss Matheny will take up a class
in violin. See her at 400 N. Lea. tt
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James Williamson, of Greenfield
was in Roswell yesterday.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-11-05

All kinds Of washing done by Mrs
Katy Wright, 206 E. 9th St. 14t2
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Drug Stores.

Oldest drug store In Roswell. AL
things up-to-date.
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Walter Farris, of Muskogee, Okla
was an arrival asst night.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-11-05

Santiago Gonzales left this morning
on a trip to San Antonio.
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F.. H. Smith arrived last night from
Carrizozo on business.
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Abstracts.
BOOT BLACK

BLACK Expert On shoes OF
all feathers. / polish tan shoes and
do not stain them. Guaranteed
Henry. at Jewett,s Billiard Hall.
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F. S. Putnam came down from Me
rose last night to spend several day
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Dye Works..

X. G. DYE WORKS.-Alterations and
repairs. Cleaning and pressing. j,
H. ANGEL. phone SIT. 1913 w. I'd.
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Mr.. and Mrs. C. K. Wilson, of West
Eighth street, left this morning for
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Fresh oysters. Fresh oysters.

We now have fine fresh oysters In
sealed cans. finest yet, 40c per can.-
u. S. Market. phone 81. loft
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Beef, pork, mutton and veal, gov
-rnment inspected.-U. S. Market
Phone 81. Quality our motto. 08tf
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Ready-to-wear Apparel.
THE MORRISON BROS. STORH.-
Outftters In ready to wear apparal
for men, women and children. MI
linery 4 specially.
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Advertising.

Advertising.
The successful Business Man is
AN Advertising Man. Let the people
know what you have to sell.
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Correct Legal Blanks. Record ofice.
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TailOrs.

A. MUELLER:- Merchant tailor.
All work guaranteed. Also does clean
ing and pressing. In rear OF The
Wigwam Cigar Store.
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Butcher Shops.

u. 8. MEAT MARKET.-Keepu moth.
ing but he best Quality our
motto.
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s LOCAL NEWS.


Roellner. the Jeweler. has it cheaper
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Undertakers.

ONUCI IdkCI s.
)ILLHY & SON.-Undertakers. Pr
yate ambulance. prompt service.
ULLERY FURNITURE co. Under
takers. Phone No. Is or No. Ill.
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Mineral Wells, Tex. where they will
spend a month Or six week for the
benefit of Mrs. Wilson's health.
Fresh oysters. Fresh Oysters.
We now have fine fresh oysters In
sealed ans, finest yet, 40c per can
U. S. Market. phone 81. lott
Capt. Simpson, of the Salvation Ar
my. returned this morning from Ar
tesla.
Are you Interested in the poultry
business, either buying or selling? If
so write or call us up. Phone 392.-
Poultry Exchange, 204 e. End st. TIFF
Mary E. Smith, of Sweet Springs,
Mo, arrived last night on land bust
ness.
Would Xix to get position of any
kind. One year experience. Answer
x care Roswell Record. 12t2s
Walter Long came down from Ell
Moro ranch last night to spend sew
eral days in town.
&c pieces of Rogers Silverware, on
1y 5000 at L. B.. Boellner. Jeweler
and Optician.
DIR. P. w. Longfellow, Baptist mis-
sionary, left this morning for Vaughn,
N. M, on church work.
Katherine Audrain MacKay'sJunior
day afternoon, 2:30 o'clock at the
First Presbyterian church. All who are
interested in childrens' work are in
vited to attend. Admission free. 14t2
Roswell, N. M, Nov. 5.-Complete
returns show that the Slime Shoe Co.
shoes have won W all competitors
by an overwhelming vote.
F. S. Putnam came Town from Mel
rose last night to spend several days.
Kenneth Keeb1er came up from
Carlsbad this morning.
Miss A. Caldwell, of Big Springs.
is a guest at the Grand Central.
F. H. Smith arrived last night from
n a rrizozn on hnSinaSS
w. B. Oldham, of Elida, was in the
city today.
A. c. Heard, of Carlsbad, has been
here since yesterday.
James Williamson, of Greenfield,
in Roswell yesterday.
Santiago Gonzales left this morning
a trip to s. Antonio.
The ladies of the Home Missionary
Society of the M. F.. Church will meet
Mrs. L. B.. Boellner, SOC Ky. ave.
Nov. 6 at 2:30
Beef, pork, mutton and veal, gov
-rnment inspected.-U. S. Market,
Phone 81. Quality our motto. 08tf
Correct Legal Blanks. Record office.
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/ Trade
Abstracts.
CaAVES COUNTY ABSTRACT co
F. p. Gayle. manager. Reliable and
prompt 4ta6s
ROSWELL TITLE & TRUST CO.
ABSTRACTS, real estate and loans
BOOT BLACK
BOOT BLACK Expert on shoes OF
all feathers. I polish tan shoes and
do not stain them. Guaranteed
Henry. at Jewett,s Billiard Hall.
Butcher Shops.
q. 8. MEAT MARKET.-Keepv moth.
ing but tae best Quality our
motto.
Billiard-PO0l Halls.
Bowling, Box Ball, Billiards, PooI:-
entire equipment regulation. Prt-
rate bowling and box ball room for
ladies.-Geo. B. Jewett, Prop.
Contracting & Engineering
RIR1E & MUssENDEN.- lit w. I'd
ST., phone 464. Land surveying and
mapping, concret foundations,
sidewalks, earth-work and general
contracting.
Department Stores.
JAFFA, PRAGR 4 co.-Dry goods,
clothing, groceries and ranch Sup
plies.
fOYCE-PRUIT CO. Dry Goods,
Clothing, Groceries. etc. The larg-
$ supply house In the Southwest.
Wholesale and Retail.
Drug Stores.
ROSWELL DRUG & JEWELRY CO
Oldest drug store In Roswell. Al
things up-to-dAte.
Dye Works.
K. G. DYE WORKS.-Alterations and
repairs. Cleaning M pressing. j.
H. Angel. phone SIT. 1913 w. I'D.
Furniture Stores.
DILLEY FURNITURE CO. The
SWEETEST line of furniture In Ros-|
well. High quaI1r1es and low prices.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
DON'T LIKE LITTLE STRANGER.
Did Ever Youngster Welcome Advent
Of Little Brother or Sister,

The mothers were talking shop.
when little Harold came" said the
first mother, Ibis older brother Regi.
maid was very curious about him.
""'Yes, Reggie, dear told him, the
little baby is a Washington's birthday
present to us from the angels
"He frowned in thoughtful silence.
Then he said:
"'Well, mamma, IL we wrap him up
carefully and put him away and don't
use him, we can give him to some
body else next Washington's birthday,
can't we""
The other mothers smiled and
sighed. The second said:
"On the-er-advent Of my little
Miriam, Hannah, our five-year-old, was
taken upstairs by the cook to see the
newcomer.
Hannah looked her little sister over
sternly. Then, turning to the cook,
she said:
"'Jane, you can keep that in the
Kitchen"
Again the mothers smiled and sighed
and nodded sadly.
Eyes, it is always So" they said.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
A Miss.

Commissioner Bingham OF New
York said the other day OF a shrewd
western detectives:
He is very shrewd, but he likes to
show off overmuch. There is a good
deal OF this Sherlock Holmes business
about him. A Scotch Canadian wanted
to join the force the other day. To
make himself look respectable he
bought a suit of clothes from a friend
OF his, a stationary engineer. When
he presented himself at headquarters
our Mr., Sherlock Holmes was the first
person he had to see.
Mr.. Sherlock, looking up from his
desk, scanned the applicant shrewdly,
shot a quick glance round the room to
see that he had everyones attention.
and then said, in his deepest, most i'm.
pressive voice:
Aha, mechanic, | perceive
Ma, ma replied the Scotchman.
A Mackenzie
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MIGHT HAVE LET HIM FINISH.
As II Turned Out, Lawyers Were un.
necessarily Excited.

In suit in a Maine court not long
ago there was adduced line of ties.
timony that created some excitement.
A witness had testified that he saw
the defendant splitting up rails a
few hours before the accident for
which defendant was supposed to be
responsible.
What did he say he was going to
do with the rails?" asked the counsel,
fixing the wandering eye Of the wit.
ness with his stern gaze.
Before the witness could answer,
the defendants counsel was on his
feet, insisting that the question was
not allowable. A prolonged wrangle
ensued. Various high authorities for
and against the admission of the ques.
ton were consulted and quoted.
During all this time the witness
shifted from one leg to the other, and
gave vent to several prodigious
yawns. AS the controversy waged
hotter and hotter something like a
smile was seen to pass across his
face.
At last the Judge ruled that the
question must be allowed and while
the defendants counsel. exhausted
with rage, leaned back in his chair
excitedly, the query was put once
more:
What did the defendant say he was
going to do with the rails?"
"Nawthin,." drawled the witness. 81
were drivin' my sisters niece to ketch
train when see him. An now, eff
1t amt UNCONSTITUTIONAL, I'd like to
set down as my legs is about gin
out. illustrate Sunday Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
SKIN TROUBLES CURED.
First Had Itching Rash--Threatened
Later With Blood-Polson In Leg
Relied on Cuticura Remedies.

About twelve or fifteen years ago
had breaking-out, and It itched,
and stung so badly that could not
have any peace because Of 1t. Three
doctors did not help me. Then / used
some Cuticura Soap, Cuticura ONT.
ment, and Cuticura Resolvent and
began to get better right away. They
cured me and have not been bothered
with the itching since, to amount to
anything. About two years ago
had la grippe and pneumonia which
left me with pain in my side. Treat
ment ran 1t into my leg. which then
swelled and began to break out. The
doctor was afraid IL would turn to
blood-poison. l used his medicine
but 1t did no good, then l used the
Cuticura Remedies three times and
cured the breaking-out on my leg. j. F.
Hennen, Milan, Mo-, May 10, 1907"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
What Yale Men Eat,

Some statistics have been pub.
lished by the Yale Dining club to show
what the LOGS members OF that or.
ganization who eat at the Yale com.
mons manage to get away with in the
line OF food. In week, for instance,
$500 pounds of meat, 900 dozen eggs
and 9,100 rolls and loaves of bread
disappear down the Yale throat.
The daily consumption is about like
this: Nine hundred and twenty.nine
pounds of meat, subdivided into 2S6
pounds of roast beef 2S4 pounds of
poultry, la pounds of lamb, 143
pounds Of pork and ~ pounds of
steak; 100 loaves of bread, 1900 rolls,
30 pounds of oatmeal, 1900 quarts of
milk, 40 quarts of cream, 100 pounds
of table butter and like amount for
cooking purposes, and from three TO
four lunches of bananas, as well as
20 bushels Of potatoes.
Two hundred gallons of soup is pre-.
pared daily for the two meals. Sew.
eral years ago, when the club had
l,O5O members, the figures showed an
equal preference for meat but not SO
decided leaning toward eggs. Other.
wise the items were proportionately
the same.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
THEY GROW.
Good Humor and cheerfuIness from
Right Food.

Cheerfulness is like sunlight. It dis
pels the clouds from the mind as sun
light chases away the shadows OF
night.
The good humored man can pick
up and carry off load that the man
with a crouch wouldn't attempt to
lift.
Anything that interferes with good
health is apt to keep cheerfulness and
good humor in the background. A
Washington lady found that letting
coffee alone made things bright for
her. She writes:
-Four years ago / was practically
given up by my doctor and was not
expected to live long. My nervous
system was in bad condition.
But l was young and did not want
to die so l began to look about for the
cause of my chronic trouble. used
to have nervous spells which would
exhaust me and after each spell It
would take me days before | could sit
up in a chair.
Il became convinced my trouble
was caused by coffee. / decided to
stop 1t and bought some Postum.
THE first cup, which made ac-
cording to directions, had q soothing
effect on my nerves and / liked the
taste. For time | nearly lived on
Postum and ate little food besides.
am today healthy woman
my family and relatives wonder
II | am the same person | was four
years ago, when could do no work on
account of nervousness. Now am do
ing my own housework, take care of
two babies-one twenty, the other two
months old, am so busy that J hard
ly get time to write a letter yet | do
II all with the cheerfulness and good
humor that comes from enjoying good
health.
Il tell my friends it is to Postum
l owe my life today"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read The Road to Well
ville." in pkgs. There's a Reason"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
What We Miaht Save.

Amount saved by the American peo
pie eating one-fourth less meat for
year, s22S,000, 900.
United States gold reserve, Decem.
Der, /. 1907, $173.0OO,0OO.
Amount saved by the American peo
pie drinking one-fourth less liquors
for a year, $4,000, 900.
Net imports of gold, November 1,
to December 81. 1907. $106, 900, 900.
Amount saved by the American PEG.
pie smoking one-fourth less cigars for
a year, $53.00O,O0O.
Cost Of New York subway. 100000.
900.
Amount saved by the American peo.
pie wearing clothes one-fourth long.
er, $l20,000,00O.
Standard Oil Company fine, $2s,.
100000.
Amount saved by the American PEG.
pie wearing hats one.fourth longer,
$12,OO0,O00.
Largest benefaction ever made I'm
one year by American philanthropist,
$4,000, O0O.-Harper's Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
Gentle Persuasion.

A young chap from the south, who
recently took up his residence in Bos.
ton with the purpose of pursuing GER
tain technical studies at the Hub, en-.
gagged board and lodgings at "a select
establishment" in Columbus avenue.
1t was not long after his Install
ment therein that the southerner
found himself obliged to complain to
the landlady with reference to the
noisy doings of some Of his fellow.
dodgers.
"The people in the room next to
NINE" said he, quarrel in a loud tone
regularly every evening much to my
distress. What's the trouble, any
way?"
"Oh, you mustn't mind them" said
the landlady. THAT occurs very often,
at least once a week. It's only Prof.
Whiteside, the hypnotist, trying to per.
suade his wife to go to the band con.
cert. ILLUSTRATED Sunday Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
When Il Came to RaisInu.

Il hope, now that you've become q
young wife," said the enthusiastic
anti-race suicide lady, to the newly
welded country girl, you'll make good
use Of your blessing and raise many
children.
WALL" spoke up the rural husband,
who had overheard this utterance and
deemed 1t akin to interference, "a deal
O. her time outside tn kitchen'll be
put { raisin' ables!"-Illustrate
Sunday Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
THE PART HE PREFERRED.
Subtle Meaning In Poets Criticism Of
Decoliete Costume.

Joaquin Miller. the poet Of the sier.
ras. Is something OF recluse and
rarely comes into San Francisco. but
when he does he is made good deal
OF a lion. On his last visit he was
one Of the guests at a rather formal
dinner at a friends house where he
stayed overnight. His hostess had
known the poet since her childhood.
so she felt privileged, next morning. to
discourse to him Of the beauties of
the Partisan gown she had worn the
night before-beauties which seemed
to have escaped his observation.
Mr.. Miller listened to all that she
had to say and remained silent.
But didn't you really like the
dress?" pleaded the lady.
We'll" replied the poet, 81 did like
part Of It well enough"
The lady frightened.
"lndeed?" she said. what part?"
THE part you had on" answered
the poet; and that ended the discus
sion.-Lippincott's.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
Leads Them All.

An instructor in the Military Acad.
envy at West Point was once assigned
to conduct about the place the visit.
Ing parents Of certain cadet.
After tour of the post, the proud
and happy parents joined the crowd
assembled to witness evening parade,
most imposing spectacle. The
march past aroused the father of the
cadet to a high pitch of enthusiasm.
"There!" he exclaimed, turning to
his spouse. Isn't that fine? But" he
added, respectively, Il shall not be
happy till my boy attains the proud
position that leads 'em ALL" And he
pointed in rapt admiration to the
drum-major. - Illustrated Sunday
Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
Fortunes in Apple GROWING.

Thousands to-day are making for.
tunes in the cultivation of the apple
in far-away Tasmania, said fruit
grower who was on a visit to this
country from the colony to the writer
the other day.
The island may well be described as
the fruit growers paradise. An ex.
pert agriculturist with ten.acre
orchard can not only make a good in.
come in a healthy occupation amid
ideal surroundings, but find at the end
of the season very substantial bal.
ance at his bank
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
PUBLIC LAND OPENING,

245,000 acres of irrigated govern
ment Land in Big Horn Basin, Wyom.
Ing, will be thrown open for settlement
May IL, under the Carey Act, afford.
Ing an opportunity to secure an irri.
gated farm at low cost on easy pay.
ments. Only 80 days residence is re-
CURED. A report containing official no.
tice of the drawing, maps, plats, and
full information has been published
by the Irrigation Department, 4O5
Home lns. Bldg, Chicago. Any one In.
terested may obtain free copy by ap.
plying to the Department.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
A Good Point.

The critic is often hard put as he
stands between the work he is asked
to pass judgment upon and its COM
PLEASANT creator. He cannot always
get Off so well as did the critic men,
toned in the Baltimore American.
There are some consistent features
OF nature in this rural landscape" he
said, as he scrutinized the picture.
What are they?" asked the anxious
artist.
THE brow Of the hill, which, see,
Is placed above the mouth OF the
stream" was the Illuminating answer.
Youths Companion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11

colored and had sediment. When I
wished to eat my wife had to raise
me up in bed. Physicians we're un.
able to help me and was going down
fast when / began using Doan's Kid.
ney Pills. After short time felt
great Improvement and am now as
strong and healthy as a man could be.
1 give Doan's Kidney Pills all the
credit for IT,"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
FosterMilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
Not Running.

A West Philadelphia woman had
not heard the clock strike once during
last Sunday afternoon, and thinking
perchance it had stopped she sent her
hopeful, little boy about FIVE years
old, downstairs to see II 1t were run
ming.
The little tot went down on the err.
rand. and, after hasty survey Of the
long pendulum swinging back and
forth, he ran back to his mother with
this information:
why, no, mamma; the clock amt
runnin', it's standin' still and Vaughn
its tail"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
Stat. OF ONO, CRY or TOLEDO O.

Stat, OF I SsIS; e Sn1,T or TOLEDO 81"
FHANE j. CHENEY makes oath that he 10 senior
partner Of the arm OF r. ]. CHrsKr CO., doing
business In the City OF Toledo. County aud State
Aforesaid, and that said arm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each aud every
case Of CrARRH that cannot be cured by the use Of
Halls CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed In my presence,
,-I A. W. GLEASON,
NorAKr PUBLIC
Hairs Catsrrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, T5c.
Take Hair Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
Good Advice.

Il haven't any money" said the
seedy wayfarer, "but II you'll row me
across the river I'll give you an ex,
ceedingly valuable piece of advice
when we reach the other side"
The ferryman at last consented.
AS the traveller sprang up the oppo.
site bank he rewarded the ferryman
with the following bit of useful coun-
sci:
Never take any one across who
can't pay"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11

complaints for many
years, and cannot
tell what agony I
endured from back
ache. My ii m b 8
were swollen twice
natural size and my
sight was weaken
Ing. The kidney Sc
cretlons were dis
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
Literal Charity,

Il would like to take the sense of
the meeting about this charity relief"
said the professional philanthropist
And when the contribution was
taken up he found he had taken moth,
ing else.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
NOTHING MORE TO SAY.

Pardon my question, but how do
you know your wife doesn't wish you
to take out insurance."
well, I'll tell you. She's got no.
ton I'm going to survive her and that
1t will be collected by No. g."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
Heard at the Seance.

Medium-And now you can hear
your husband knocking. Do you really
believe 1t is he?
Widow do, indeed. John was the
biggest knocker in seven states.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
A Feeling Answer.

Teacher-Tommy, can you tell me
the name Of the hardest wood?
Tommie-I can't tell you just the
name, but it's the kind they make
shingles out of-Yonkers Statesman.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
Il Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11

There's man who buys cham
payne on a beer income" How can
he do it?" Hes a brewer."-Louis.
vile Courier.Journal.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11

If there is any one thing that a
woman breads more than another it
is a surgical operation.
We can state without fear of q
contradiction that there are hun
dreds, yes, thousands, of operations
performed upon women in our hos
pitfalls which are entirely unneces-
sary and many have been avoided by
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-11
SADLY MISTAKEN.
Hubby (disgustedly)-The doctor is

Hubby (disgustedly)-The doctor Is
a fool.
Wifey-Whats the matter, dear?
Hubby-He said need exercise.
Think Of 1t! Exercise! Exercise for
a man who has looked after his own
furnace all winter, and is now con-
templating the opening Of the lawn
mower season!