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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25
EBALL BITS
BY JOCK

em Cherry Pickers got
two more games last Sat
Sunday on the local
bunds against the Tri-City
Kregation from Vancouver.
9 victory make s straight
the locals and also a good
trt up to the head of the
table.
urday contest which ende1
4 in favor of the home men,
OF those uninteresting
= to errors and lack of snap
|r of the players, the warm
|nddenly springlng up seem
be the cause of their slow
10 the held. Nevertheless,
|at plays were made which
lhe big hand, one being a
hing catch by Mace in left
foul line drive, which many
Fould not have attempted TO
n considering the running
to reach Il.
lnconver infielders were not
h the support for the big
Fender, who struck out ten
made a pretty double play
q down an infield fly ami
a man out on first.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25
Notloe to Contractors.


Plans and specifications for the
erection OF an addition 10 the grand
stand al the Oregon state fair
grounds may be seen at the city hall
recorders office), Salem, oregon.
Sealed bids win be received until
June / same should be addressed TO
r. A. Weleh, secretary Of the o. s. Is.
cf Agriculture. and marked on the
outside OF the envelopes Bids for
Grandstand. Right Is reserved TO
reject any or all bids II decided for
the best interests OF the state.
+. A. WEIGH,
Secretary Of o. 8. B. OF A..
5-21-2S-27-2s.
OAsTOR Rx n. -
s..,. a. zIE 1Aa 10 s,s .s.n s''ss
s'::''. &zH2ZzM
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25
Artisans win Run Excursion.

Capital Assembly No. 50, u. A. OF
this city Will visit Portland on June
4. which date will be known as "Ar-
tisan Day" in the Rose Carnival. A
musical and literary entertainment
will be given in Arion hall during
the evening OF June 4. The Salem
lodge will furnish an orchestra and
band for the occasion.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25

done the box act for Salem,
usually good control was out
woods somewhere, Notwith-
Rs his lack OF control, the
"an was never more cool
as he was Saturday afte--
1Ay's game lasted IL innings
he score 2-all up 20 that time.
Alem was at bat with two men
'hd Cary got on base and was
home on a costly tumble by
'Aseman for visitors. who fail
feeze the ball when thrown to
ring Cary out at that sack
y II TO roll far enough out on
Fden for Cary TO run over the
\ were no rings played
the visitors yesterday. and
"a long go was ehoek full OF
keball art OF the highest or
heyers again lifted a victory
credit for himself. allowing
Ner but four little hits and
out 10 OF them.
'Annon threw a fairly good
N The visiting team, although
pounded about considerably.
Two shortstops for the con
teams got everything coming
'Ay' and a good many red hot
pre- smashed in the shortstoU
b.
gay, a player well known in
~ and who was captain OF
Pm Raglans several years ago,
'"n third sack for the locals,
J little fellow performed in a
which was sure classy. He
once. and stole bases four
; pay very seldom pulled OF
y times with such a pitcher
cannon in the center. Fen
right gardner for the home
'rAde a nice running catch Of
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25
A HappE Easher.

In soon turned 10 a sad one II he
has 10 walk the floor every night
with a crying baby. McGee's Baby
Elixir will make the child we'll
soo,her It's nerves. induce healthy,
normal slumber. Best for disorder
ed bowels and sour stomach-ali
teething babies need II. Pleasant 10
take. sure. and safe, contains NO
harmful drugs. Price 25 and 80
cents Der hottie Sold nv All dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25

Methodist Sunday School Picnic.
The annual Methodist Sunday
school picnic az Oak Grove will be
held June 18th. Willamette uni
versity talent will be present and
prizes will be offered for games and
sports
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25

Kenedy's Laxative Cough Syrup
dOes not eonstipete, but on the other
hand It's laxative principles gently
move the bowels. Children like IL.
Sold by AL druggista.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25
SALEM MAltkET.
Loca, Wholesale MARKET.

Local WHOLESALE ftareet-
Eggs-15c.
Butter--Creamery 24o.
.Cows-s3 a. $50.
Hens-11c; mixed chickens, SC.
Local wheat--S2 a s5c.
Oats-s1.4b.
Barley-f25.
Flour--Hard wheat. s4.boG4.so,
valley, s4.00.
Hay-Cheat. 31s0l4i clover. $40
ola per ton; timothy, s14@tb.
onions--3%
Hops-lso7 crop, IQ4hc.
Cascara Bark-S 20 3hc.
Mohair-lSc.
t~,~il Markes.
onts-si.4b@i.50 per cwt.
Wheat-t1.00.
Rolled 'barley-t31.
Eggs-l7hc.
Butter-Country. soc; creamery,
soc.
Flour-valley. si.1o@l.2o per
sack; hard wheat, si.40.
Bran-s0c per sack; $3.50 per
ton; shorts. sI.25 per sack.
Hay-Cheat, sl6.50@l7; clover,
s1b; cheat. sbc; clover soc per cwt.
Oranges-s2.66 Q2.75.
Livestock.
Hogs-Fat. $3.50.
Stock hogs-s4@ $50.
steers--3h a &c.
Veal--5 a. &c.
Tropical Fruits.
Bananas-s6. 90.
Oranges-s3.15W W2.2b.
Lemons-s3.b004.00.
Portland Market
Wheat-Club, sec; valley. see;
blnestem, 91c.
Poultry-Hens, IAN 01be; ducks.
I6G lie; pigeons, old, 81 per dozen.
Millstuh-Bran, see.
Hay-Timo,hy, valley, $780, al
talfa. tl20l2.bO.
Veteh--t14,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25

What show does a public speaker
have with two moving show pictures
crowded to the front doors.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25
The Most Oonxmsn Chsse 81
Sulfas5na.

rheumatism causes mere pain
and suffering than amy ether disease.
for the reason that n h the moat
common OF all ifls. and " NJ certainly
gratifying 20 sufferers 10 know that
Chamberlain's Liniment will afford
relief, and make rest and sleep poe
slble. In many eases the relief from
pain, which is al first temporary.
has become permsnent. while IN ola
people subject 20 chronic Fheumh-
tism. often brought on By dampneas
or changes in the weather. q per-
manent cure eanDo< DO expected.
tho relief from pain which this lini-
ment affords Is alone worth many
times it's cost. 25 and so cent sizes
for sale by Or. Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-05-25
Whooping Conrh

"In February our daughter had
the whooping cough. Mr.. Lane. of
Hartland, recommended Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy and said Il
gave his customers the best OF satis-
faction. We found II as he said,
and can recommend II TO anyone
having children troubled with
whooping cough" says Mrs. A. Goss,
OF Durand, Mich. For sale by DR..
Stones drug store.
- -
According to the Telegram Bourne
gets a black eye back at the capital.
Bet Bourne denies It.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1908-08-13
Mems, Ladies'" Boys and
Children's Shoes

Ladies' dress shoes and oxfords, = M
worth up to $50 to 500. This sale AsFO
Boys shoes worth $50 90
Ihls sale only. ...ss ......s.........~ Nv
Boys fine dress shoes and oxfords, = ~
worth 200 to 80 for .....s.......A eA1
A clean sweep of 600 pairs of Ladies' Shoes,
sizes oa from rom 81 to p worth as high as 0Oc
Ladies good Leather House Slippers, n
all sizes on sale. Observation-Disclosures. p1O
M Ms 8aie v ss s',I Slippers 45c
Ladies Low Shoes, patent tip, all OE
sizes, 1.25 value, on sale ............s..... ~
$50 pairs of Children's Shoes, worth zO
as high as 75c to LOO, on sale...... 80.
Baby soft soles Kid Shoes in colors TO-
of blue, pink, white and tan, worth SOC A0C#
Rubber Clothing
Mems 400 Rubber Boots, Boston y 10
make at this sale only ................... Ae~PO
Mems Sporting Rubber Boots 90
worth 600 at.......................... 0o0O
Dogs huDD0T BOGUS, all sizes, 40 - ID
value at this sale. AoAA
Mems Oiled Coats, Waterproof i zH
Duck brand, worth $50 on sale at - s y
Mems Oiled Pants, waterproof, 7E
worth IL on sale ..................,..... ~
Mems Oil Aprons, worth 1.25 60
on SALE. ~
Men s Rubber Rain Coats, 500 to = En
900 value, at this sale. ................A Cow
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1908-08-13
The Bargains Read prices Carefully
Mems Suits

y
Mems suits all sizes and patterns, worth 800
or your money back. Cd NJ
This sale only ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. &sUU
Mems fine suits in plain and fancy patterns
worth 1000 to 1900 or your money 06
back. This sale only ................... Af,JJ
Mems swell dress suits in plain and fancy
colors, ali new styles and worth Is. so to L. 90
or your money back. Of
This sale only Observation-Disclosures. ID
Mems extra fine suits, ali new styles and pat
terms, worth up to 22.00. n
inns sale only ............................. UEUU
Mems extra fine hand tailored suits, all the
latest styles and patterns worth o OK
up to 1900. This sale only....... xuJJ
Youths Suits
Youths 3-piece long pants suits latest styles
and shades, worth $50 or your q n0
money back. This sale only......... EaUJ
Youths fine long pants suits in worsted and
casimeres, all styles and patterns, worth
1000 to 1900 or your money back. C
This sale only ............................. fsUU
Youths extra fine dress suits, all sizes and
styles, worth up to 1900. OF
This sale only Observation-Disclosures. UlUU
Boys and Children's 2-piece
Suits
Boys 2-piece suits, all styles and 7Gln
sizes, worth 200. This sale only. l UU
Boys 2-piece suits in home-spuns & On
fancy checks worth 800. This sale I'D
Boys 2-piece suits, latest cuts and patterns,
II Ri; s': :sis 1s ssiy t. sell TOR $780, 239
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
WISE WORDS.

He cannot rule who cannot yield.
Nothing is safe where goodness is
jest, :
Practice is the great clarifier of
opinion.
Only those truths are vital which
can be vitalized.
Pessimism is usually poverty OF
heart and Imagination.
They are heard most for them
selves who pray most for others.
Friendship may follow forms. but
it never fuses over them.
The worst thing about loving any
sin is that you have to live with it.
Bigotry loses the truth it has by
blindness to that which Others hold.
A creed is only picture of truth;
the thing pictured goes on growing.
The old adversary has his hooks in
the man who speaks of sin with bated
breath.
Few things are sadder than the
sight of the man who has reached his
ideal.
It never rained hard enough to
keep the old enemy away from the
prayer meeting.
The man who wounds his friend
rather than reserve the truth does
not hesitate to wound the truth when
it will serve his ends.-Home Herald.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
The Yankee Character.

A New England clergyman was
taking breakfast one Sunday morn
ing in hotel in little Western
town. A rough old fellow across the
table called over to him. Coin to
the races, stranger" The clergy
man replied Il don't expect to"
Coin to the ball game?' mo"
well, where are you goin'?" I'm
going to church" Where do you
come from?' New England, oh.
that explains it! That's where they
keep the Sabbath and every other
blamed thing they can lay their hands
on. "--Argonaut.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01

The blouse is made in one piece
and the box pleat is applied over the
front edge. The sleeve portions are
gathered into straight cuffs and the
neck is finished with a neck-band
over which can be worn any stock or
collar preferred. If made from
striped material the backs can be
joined at the centre, when the fash
ionable chevron effect will be pro-
duced.
The quantity of material required
for the medium size is four and three
eighth yards twcnty-one or twenty
four, three and one-eighth yards
thirty-two or two and one-eighth
yards forty-four inches wide.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
Confession of Venus.

Long after the visitors hours in
the art gallery the statues engaged in
conversation.
"Say, vene," called Neptune's
daughter, "tell us the truth. How did
you lose your arms?"
You won't breathe it to any one?'
asked Venus.
you don't mean to say that 9
woman would tell secret, do you?"
well, I'll tell you. was trying
to get my hands over my Merry Wild.
ow' hat to attach the hat pin and my
arms snapped off
And the statues laughed SO hilar
iously that Mars awoke from his maj
and grabbed his spear Chicago
News.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
Goats REPAIRED Leaky Reservoir.

At Cokedale, camp of the Ameri-
can Smelling and Refining Company,
leaky reservoirs have been giving
more or less trouble of late and
many schemes have been tried to stop
the leaking, without avail, until SUI
perintendent Bayles and Engineer
Sutton hit upon the idea Of turning
a herd of goats into the reservoir.
After the goats had thoroughly
trampled down the bottom OF the bas-
in water was turned in again and the
reservoir holds as wen as If it had
been freshly cemenEed Trinidad
Correspondence DenYer Republican.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
Fancy Tucked Blouse.

The blouse that is made with a
fancy yoke is the favorite one of the
season and allows SO many pcssibili-
ties for the exercise of individual
taste that it is especially well liked
by the woman who plans her own
wardrobe. This one is made with
a prettily shaped yoke which allows
exceptionally successful use of me-
dallions and insertion, while it also
can be made from any all-over ma
terial or can be embroidered or treat
ed in any similar way that may sug-
gest itself to the individual. In this
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01

Tomato and Pineapple Saiad-One
slice of pineapple placed between
two slices of tomato and served with
the mayonnaise on lettuce leaf
Cracked Eggs-To boil cracked
eggs, add teaspoonful of salt to the
water, and they will cook without
having any of the white come out
Cherry Tarts-Make paste of one
pint of pitted cherries, one cupful of
sugar and half cupful of water. Fill
tart shells nearly full with this mix
ture and serve with cream
Cherry Brown Betty-Put layer
of finely chopped, well-sweetened
cherries in the bottom of a baking
dish; cover with fine bread crumbs
dotted tkickly with bits of butter.
Put in more. cherries, more sugar,
etc., continuing until the dish is full.
Have the top layer all buttered. Bake
slowly.
Colored Salads-Are quite the
thing. The color is in the decoration.
green with nasturtium and cucumber.
red with tomato, yellow with egg or
nasturtium flowers, and blue with
larkspur. A pretty and novel dish is
called Marguerite salad. Each plate
is arranged to make a flower with
crisp lettuce and mound of mayon-
naise in the centre makes the heart
of the daisy. Around the centre ar
range narrow-cut strips of the whites
of hard-boiled eggs to represent the
daisy points. Mash the yolks through
sieve and scatter over the mayon-
naise to make the rough surface of
the yellow centre. With care. this
may be made an attractive dish.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01

case medallions of lace are combined
with lace banding and the material
for the blouse itself is fine lawn. The
sleeves are effectively trimmed and
are of the comfortable and three
quarter length, while the blouse suits
the gown and the separate waist
equally we'll.
The waist is made with the front
and backs and with the yoke, over
which the trimming is arranged on
indicated lines. The trimming for
the sleeves is arranged in harmony
Herewith and they are gathered into
straight cuffs.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
SAILORS SONG.

When the good ship plows through the
crested wave,
And the salt breeze follows fast
When the straining cordage creaks and
groans
In the van of the believing blast,
Then up my boys, and all on deck!
No land upon our leei
While beneath we feel our quivering keel,
Wen hurrah for the life at sea, 70 Ho
For the sailors life at sea.
Oh. what can the landsman know
Of the life on the roaring main,
When the stiff nor casters blow
Ger the miles Of our watery plain?
For MIN is the blazing hearth
And his child upon his knee;
But the sailors home
Is the oceans foam
And TIE 1 salt salt and the swell Of the sea,
For the salt and the swell Of the sea.
oh. the sea is the sailors love.
For her the storms we brave;
And. who would coward prove
When the winds and the waters rave?
Then up my lads, and all on deck!
No land upon our lee!
While beneath we feel our quivering keel.
Wen hurrah for the life at sea, 70 Ho!
For the sailors life at sea-
The Tuftonian.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
Decorative Hatpins.

Huge hatpins are still in vogue,
and there are some new ones of
pearl, which are stuck through the
hair at the side, just above the ear,
and this gives the effect of rather
barbarous adornment. Some of these
large pins are very handsome, for
they are made of cut jade, ivory or
finest jet.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
MonnrsrowN rosroFF1cE.
Open from in the Morning -ltil q
In the Evening.

Open from In the Morning '-ltil z
in the Evening.
MAILS CLOSE.
1904. NJ For New York and all intermedi.
ate stations.
s.l5A. M.-For Easton, Newton, Chester and
all intermediate stations. Whippany.
s.l5A. M.-For Brookside, Mendham and els
stations on the Rockaway Valley Railroad
9l5A. M.-For New York and intermediate
stations.
e.l5A. M.-For Mount Freedom.
94SA. M.--For Newark. New York and be-
yond.
ns5A. M-For Newark. New York and be
yond.
la.45 p. M.-For New York aDA all interms
date stations
l245 p. M.-For Rockaway and Dover.
$50 p. M.--For New York and all interme-
date stations.
MAILS READY FOR DELIVERY.
$40 A. M-Erom New York and internedi-
ate stations.
$50 A. M.-From Hackettstown and inter
mediate stations, Whippany. Mt Freedom.
9AM.-From Brookside, Mendham and all
stations on the Rockaway Valley Railroad
1920 A. M.-From New yors. and intermedi-
ate stations.
ia. M.-From Dover.
"llO p. M..-Frorn New York and intermeds'
ate stations,
128 p. M-Frum New York.
s.sOP. M-From Philadelphis, Easton, New
ton, Chester and intermediate stations
A80P. M--Erom Brooksde, Mendham and AlA
stations on the Rockaway Valley Railroad.
SAL p. M.-From New York and intermedi-
ate stations.
%4l4 From Newark and New York
delivered by carriers.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01

Every one is aware OF the blessings
of dainty little coatee to slip on in
the morning, and the cool. fresh
touch it gives to ones toilet at that
all important meal-breakfast. They
are exceedingly simple for the home
dressmaker to contrive, also to laun-
dry, for muslin is the most appropri-
ate material to choose; spotted Swiss
muslin is very suitable and not ex-
pensive, so allowing for the invest
ment of two or three.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
HINTS FOR NEEDLEWoRKERs

A deep ruffie added to the lower
edge of the Bingham aprons used in
the kitchen is a great protection. So
many grease spots seem to get on the
bit of the dress showing below the or
binary apron.
Shirt waists that wear through in
the back between the shoulders while
the fronts are still good, may be re-
newed by having new backs put in.
In the same way sleeves that go
through are renewed, and thus the
usefulness of embroidered and lace
trimmed fronts is prolonged for many
months.
The best method of putting on fas-
teners is to sew them strongly to a
stout piece of silk tape, hemming
these strips of tape closely to opening
after all the pressing is done. The
fasteners are apt to make shiny places
when pressing is done after they are
in place.
When the belt is of silk it should
be cut on the straight goods, usually
two and one-quarter inches longer
than the size of the waist. This al
lows for seams and the lap. Tie
widths vary; very narrow for stout
person, not more than half-inch wide
when finished, whereas slim person
may have one an inch wide when
finished.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
Buttons For Jackets.

The backs of the Jackets are not
made plain; buttons Of the same color
as the jacket, not as the facings, seem
to part the basques at the sides and
at the back, indicating that these are
separated, and might perhaps be but
toned up. Some jackets, braided all
over, are worn with finely-pleated
skirts in light yelling and untrimmed.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
CARE OF HOUSE pL,ANTs.

Don't be afraid to scrub the plants
brought in for the winter With a
brush, water, soap and an infusion of
tobacco every leaf and stem should be
scrubbed to remove insects. The bath
room spray is excellent to use in the
rinsing, which should be thorough.
A frequent drenching and occasional
maNis of flower food will make up to
the plants for the loss of outdoor life
and they will repay with vigorous
growth and bloom during the winter
months. American Home Monthly.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
The Pony Coat.

A new and odd notion in the latest
pony coat is the appearance OLA row
of large buttons, on one side only,
about two inches to the left of the
front closing, the real fastening being
effected by invisible hooks This gives
strange one-sided effect, but it is
fashions decree.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01

in the making and absolutely none
in the fitting, while it is adapted to
all seasonable waistings, and both
to the gown and to wear with the
odd skirt. In this case it is made of
pongee stitched with belding silk, rand
pongee is being extensively used this
season for shirt waists as we'll as for
garments of more formal dress.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
Relieving the widow.

II understand our friend Main
chanz is working on scheme to re
move weeds.
II didn't know he had any interes
in gardening.
He hasn't; he's merely laying hit
plans to capture old Gotrox's youns
widow. X p Philadelphia Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
AS usuAL

what are you playing, children"
asked their mother.
Were playing church. I'm the
choir, and Ruth is the congregation,
and Tommie's the organist."
But who's the minister"
why, mother! We don't have
any. It's summer and all the minis
tiers are in Europe.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
Butterflies For Hair.

Hair ornaments are returning to
favor, and many of the evening Golf
fures support huge butterflies in vio-
let and gold Jet insects, too, are
much worn, and they add grace to
Psyche knot. Violet ribbon is ar
ranged in the hair with a fiat bow at
the side.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
A Mascot Ring.

A new mascot ring has just been IL
troduced. 1t is bar of gold in which
is set the tooth of wolf or that of
badger. which, when highly polished,
looks like piece of ivory or white
coral
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
AGREED.

YES" said the serious man, this
race problem certainly is a serious
matter"
That's right" replied the sporty
one; mo matter what system O. bet
tin you follow you can't beat EN-"
Philadelphia Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
A GOOD DESSERT FOR CHILDREN.

q UOOD DEooENI = Oft OfIILDTtEIV.
Take the oatmeal, mush or hominy
remaining from the breakfast por-
ridge, turn into cups, set away to cool
and stiffen. When ready to serve
scoop out the centre of each mound
and fill the cavity with fresh or
canned fruit, whatever the cupboard
affords Serve with cream or maple
syrup, according to the nature of the
fruit. Custard may also be used in
place of the cream. Washington
Star.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-01
NOT IN HIS CELLAR.

There's coal enough to last until
$685." said the optimist,
mot in my cellar" replied his
neighbor, fellow OF pessimistic turn.
philadelphia Ledger.