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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
WANTED IT OVER WITH.
Game Younsster Preferred Drastic
Action in Punishment.

youngsters are pretty philosoph-
ical." observed Wallace Knight, and
tnen he went ahead to set forth the
point of view of a small daughter at
his house.
The child was sent to bed early
the other evening as punishment for
some act contrary to rules and regula-
tions.
After she had been tucked in bed
for some time and was supposedly
asleep, the youngster called her IA
ther and told him she wished he would
so ahead and spank her and have It
over with, instead OF sending her OF
to bed that way. This lying in bed
never's going to make me any better"
she said. "and good spanking would
Besides IT makes me so mad I can't
sleep and so what's the use of it?''-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
The Rridc's Look.

A girl about TO be married worries
so much she begins TO look like an
old married woman. In addition to
worrying about her clothes and coax
ing her folks to give her a new outfit,
she sits up too late with her young
man, and the result is an anxious.
careworn look a week before the
wedding that cannot be told from the
look on the face Of a woman who has
been married a year or two. Look at
the next girl you meet who Is soon to
be married. and you will remark that
she has aged rapidly.
Globe
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
PLATED SKIRTS ARE PAssE.
Don't Try to Make Them Over, lie Ad
vice OF Expert.

The plated skirt is passe. The
proper thing is the many gored skirt.
guiltless of plaits. Yet We all have
a plated skirt or two.
Sha!! 1t be ripped. sponged. the
fullncss taken out and the cores re-
cut into plain. unplaited cores. asks
Anne Rittenhouse in the Philadelphia
Ledger Then she says:
The earnest advice of anyone who
knows Is against this process. IL is
true that plain Sored skirts are In first
style. and II a woman is ordering a
new suit she must be guided by this
fact, hut this does not argue that the
plated skirt is hoEclessiy cut OF style.
1t is never n good plan to recut n
cloth skirt. When one has to deal
with cloth. II is hard to give II the
tailor finish and keep 1t in style after
It has been cut and pulled and ripped.
Unless 1t is too Tar out OF style
to be permissible. far better wear 1t
as 1t is. II it is not wearable. far
better sell 1t or give It away than
take the time and money TO work on
what cannot be a good job
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
Ready, Whatever Happens.

Work as though you were to live
forever; live as though you were to
die tonight" says an old writer. II is
counsel that fits many, though the
man whose life is well insured may
claim some exemption. He has no
need of working as though death were
ready to come. for he has already an
ticipated and guarded his dependents
against the monetary distress that so
often trails in the grim visitors wake.
AS for the rest of the advice, his poll
cies are tangible evidence OF his noble
fore;hought and readiness to die. II
need be, tonight.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
CONGRATULATIONS Wanted.

On entering his club one evening
not long ago young Philadelphian
was accosted by a friend. who ex.
claimed:
Why. Charley. you are positively
beaming! What's up?"
I'm in the q ,atest luck imagin-
able" responded the other. You
know, I've been hanging about a pretty
Yonkers girl for almost a year. Dur.
ing all this time she would never ad.
NIT that she loved me: she would only
say that she respected me. But now.
old chap. congratulate me, for last
night she confessed that She respected
me no lonEer--that she loved mel
Lippincott's.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
CURE At CITY MISSION.
Awful Case Of seabies-sody a Mass
Of Sores from Seratehins-Her
Tortures Yield to Cutieura.

"a young woman came to our city
mission in a most awful condition physi-
cally. Our doctor examined her and
told us that she had scabies tthe itch).
incipient paresis, rheumatism. etc.
brought on from exposure. Her poor
body was n mass Of sores from scratch
ing and she was not able to retain solid
food. We worked hard oy sr her for seven
weeks but we could see little improve
ment. One day l bought 4 cake Of
Cuticura Soap and a bottle OF Cuti.
cura Resolvent. and we bathed our
patient well and gave her full dose
OF the Resolvent. She slept better that
night and the next day got a box Of
Cuticura Ointment. In five weeks this
yo.;Rg woman was able to look for n
position. and sheIs now strong and well.
Laura Jane Bates. s5 Fifth Ave, New
York, y. Y. Mar. II, 1907"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
Cardinal Merry del Val.

retary of state. is about TO retire.
This step. it is asserted. is an out
come of representations made TO the
Vatican by American and English
prelates, but particularly Cardinal
Gibbons and Archbishop Ireland. who
objected to the secretary's severe
measures against modernism.
According to the Avant Cardinal
Vannutelli received these complaints
in London at the eucharistic congress
and transmitted them to the pope.
Cardinal Merry del Val will probably
be succeeded BY Cardinal Rampolla,
who formerly held this Office. Ram
polla's return TO power would mean a
policy of dignifed conciliation with re-
gard to France and an attitude OF
greater reserve toward Italy.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

no collar. Between these two rows Of
insertion French knots a-n worked.
The shape Of the lower edge Of the
yoke should be traced on the pattern.
and after the material for the skirt
part has been put together and fin
ishcd around the bottom and the box
ylaits and tucks laid in the top. then
the pattern is laid on and the line
marking the lower edge OF the yoke
is distinctly traced on the dress. The
dress is cut out one eighth Oi an inch
above this traced line. the lower edge
of the yoke is laid on the traced line.
basted and then hemmed down. after
which the raw edge of the material is
turned back and hemmCd down.
This dress can easily be made from
a plain dress pattern. The pretty
sleeves have a tucked strip on the un.
der side three inches wide. This
strip is set into the dress with the
lace insertion. The lower edge OF tho
sleeve is set with an embroidered
band.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
A Discontinue Witness.

The following colloquy took place
between Councillor SealingwaX and a
witness who would talk back" You
say, sir, the prisoner is thief?"
Yes. sir. Cause why, she has con-
fessed she was" And you also swear
she worked for you after this con-
fession?" Yes, sir" Then We are
to understand that you employ dis
honest people to work for you. even
after their rascalities are known" "Of
course. How else would get as
s'stance from a lawyer?'-Argonaut.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

about $4,000 year. Only four years
ago he often made that in a day. He
would spend 1t on a horse, or a pic.
ture. But fate has swept away the
floor of his riches and he must now
toll a year for what was before a
paltry dripping of his huge operations.
Mr.. Sullys new office Is well
equipped Office as Offices go. but woe.
fully shabby and dull compared with
the splendid. bustling suite he occu.
pied in the days of his great pros.
perity.
In those years l903-l90D Sully was
not regarded as a conservative. In
fact, he was heralded as the greatest
plunger the cotton exchange had ever
known. He bought and sold by the
tens of thousands OF bales. He die
tated prices by squeezes and infaions.
by fitting his holdings this way and
that to suit the whim of his specula'
tions.
But all that is changed. He has be-
come an ultra conservative. AS an ex'
ample he must give no radical opin'
ions. And he says that he is through
with speculation forever.
Il will convince the people" he says,
that am n conservative. have at
tached myself 10 one OF the most con
servatIye houses In America"
Mr.. Sully no longer lives in a man
sion on Fifth avenue. but maintains Q
modest villa in Pelham Manor. He Il
no longer a member Of any exchange.
His last big plunge, when he en-
deavored to become a Soap King
lost him the remainder OF his fortune
-s250,00o.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
Formula fer JaveIIe Water.

Jayclle water. Invaluable for remov-
ing mildew and rust stains. may be
made at home in the following man
ner:
Place four pounds of bicarbonate of
soda into large granite or porcelain
lined can and pour over 1t four quarts
OF hot water.
Stir with n stick until the soda has
dissolved. add a pound of chloride OF
lime and stir until this also has dis
solved.
Allow the liquid 10 cool in the pan,
strain the clear portion through thin
cloths into wida-mouthed bottles or
jugs and cork tightly for use.
The part that contains the sediment
may also be bottled and used for
cleaning sinks. kitchen tables, etc.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
A Recipe for Cologne.

Only very delicate and carefully
prepared toilet waters should be used.
A good cologne is made of the fol
lowing ingredients: Essence OF lemon.
ten grams: essence OF ccdrat. ten
grams: essence of bergamot, ten
grams: essence of fine lavender. ten
grams; essence of rosemary. four
grams: essence of thyme. two grams;
alcohol. two quarts. Mix the essences
vii. the alcohol and filter through
Daper
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
ex.co11on KING NOW A CLERK.
Dan suIIy Now Employed on Salary Of
$4,000 a Year.

New York.-Daniel J. Sully, who, it
seems only yesterday. was the Liver
more of the cotton markec, has
gone to work on salary. No longer
the millionaire employer. the man
who made hundreds of brokers jump
and squirm as he squeezed or expand
ed cotton to his fancy, has descended
from his high eminence to the post OF
factotum in the cotton concern OF
Hayden, Stone & Co.
The whilom King Sully is now a
cotton expert at salary estimated at
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
For Failirq Hair.

Ammonia is an cffectual stimulant
Washing the scalp often in sof; water
containing ammonia, two spoonfuls to
a large basin Of wafer. teaspoonful
of glyccrine added to the water will
prevent any harshness OF the hair
from its use. The tips of the hair
should be trimmed once a month by
careful examining and cutting the
tip from every lair that seems dead
or spllt.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
PRETTY FRock FOR DANCING.
Can Easily Be Made at Home from
Plain Dress Pattern.

This pretty dancing frock has
fancy shaped yoke of sheer muslin or
batiste. with a simple design en-
broidercd In daisies. The back
matches the front. and the lace is set
on the back. the length Of the
shoulder. to match the line on the
front The lace. instead Of ending al
the neck. is laid in n curved line
around the neck OF the yoke. one inch
below the finishing point. The back
Is done in the same manner and one
row of insertion finishes the neck OF
the dress at the neck line. There is
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

By local applications. they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the There i only one way To
deafness and that Is by constitutional remedies
Deafless Is caused by an innamed condition OF the
mucous linilg OF the Eustachian Tube. When tbs
tube Is ilhamed you have a rimblins sound or i'm
perfect hearing and when 1t Is entirely closed. Deaf
Is the result. and unless the Inflammation can be
taken and this tube restored to its normal condi
ton hearing will be destroyed forever: nine cases
out of caused by Catarrh. which Is nothing
but inEamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness tcaused by catarrhD that cannot he cured
~ Halls Catarrh Cure. send for circulars. free.
=. J. CHENEY a CO.. Toiedo. o.
Sold by Druggists. 55c.
Take Halls Family Pils for constipation.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
Fairy Tale.

On the third finger of her left hand
the sweet young thing wore a magnifi-
cent solitaire.
so you're going to marry a prince,
are your" said the necessary ques-
TONER"
"A prince? / don't understand"
THE son OF a coal king
"Oh, yes" smiled the sweet young
thing. I'm to be his Cinder Ella"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

grip left me with constant agoniz-
ing backache. Doan's Kidney Pills
helped me quickly and in three weeks
time there was not symptom of
kidney trouble remaining"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
NoncrushabIe velyets,

Velvets and veIvCtcens will be prom
inent this autumn and winter. and
they have never been of lighter weight
or more scrvicea',Ie-looking white.
Some have the advantage of being
.'non-crushable." Striped velyets will
be used TO trim cloth-tailored gowns.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
Only Six Miles Away.

Craggs-You look warm. Why don't
you go where it's cooler? know a
place only six miles from here where
the thermometer drops way below
zero.
Snasgs-What are you giving me?
Where Is this place?
Straight up. Take a balloon"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
Crazy with the Heat.

"Can you tell me what steam is?"
asked the examiner.
why. sure. sir" replied Patrick.
confidently. Steam is-why-er-it's
wather thot's gone crazy wild the
heat at'-Everybody's Magazine.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
When Charm Meets Charm.

Mr.. Black don hab my rabbits
foot erlong. but she gimme de NAH
BILE heaht jes' de same.
Mr.. Jones-Mebbe she done had her
rabbits foot erlong, too.-Ske:chy
Bits
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
To Preserve Patent Leather.

II you want your patent leather
shoes to look really nice, clean them
with French polish. which you
can buy at any saddler's or harness
makers. Rub It on thinly. then polish
with a soft. woody cloth. Besides
making the shoes shine beautifully.
this prevents the leather from crack.
ing.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

Kidney Pits, Kid.
ney d i S e a S e W a s
slowly poisoning me.
Dizzy spells almost
made me fall. sharp
pains like knif e
thrusts would catch
me in the back. and
finally an attack of
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
They Did.

Uacle Henry-Nellie. I hope they
observe the Sabbath at that lake re-
sort where you spent your vacation.
Pretty Niece-!ndeed they do. uncle.
Or Sundays they always serve a reSu.
lar four course dinner.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

It is only the mistakes of other peo
pie that are funny.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

Alien. Foot-I:ase.a Powder
For swollen ssctir feet Gives Instant relief The
original I-Dwder for the feet &c all druggists
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

It isn't necessary for a married man
TO know his mind.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

Mr.- wInslow's Soothing syrup.
For children teething, sOftens the guns reduces In
nAmmFt!on ailays pain. cures wind cola. &C bottle
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
THREE WEEKS.
Brought About a Remarkable Change,

Mrs. A. ]. Davis of Murray, KY,
saws: when l began using Doan's
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

The dread of ridicule is apt to stran.
gle originality at its birth.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
MERRY DEL VAL TO RETIRE.
Protests Of American Cardinals Asains
Modernism Said to Be Cause.

Rome.-AccoTding TO the Avanu
Cardinal Merry del Val. the papal sec
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
lnoortant TO Motters,

Examine carefully every bottle o.
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that 1t
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
SEASIDE SILHOUETTE.

4 young couple who are very much
taken with each other.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-01-16
Late News of Eaton.

A JOLLY crowd went to Ault roller
skating last Tuesday night.
Mrs. Rebecca Middleton enter.
tained at 6 O'Clock dinner last Tues.
day evening.
Mrs A. Fl. Myers entertained a
number Of ladies at her home Satur,
day afternoon.
Mrs. John Gillies had class re-
hearsal of her music pupils at hei
home the first Friday of the year.
Following are the directors of the
Eaton National Bank: B. G. Eaton,
J. Johnson, w. w. Brown, j. T.
NJ Connor, w. II Barber. The
officers are j. A. Johnson. presi'
dent; w. W. Brown, vice president
W. H. Barber, cashier; Ellis Smith,
assistant cashier.
The new directors OF the First
National Bank are A. G. Adams, w.
r. Clark, A. ]. Eaton, F. l. Weller,
It. H. Wilson. w. Fl. Eaton, ]. ID.
Wilson. The officers are A. G. Adams
president; J. d. Wilson and A. j.
Eaton, vice presidents; F. l.. Weller,
cashier; Conrad Stocktleth, assistant
cashier.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-01-16
Stock Show Conventions.

The following conventions will be
held in Denver while the big Inter-
national Western Stock Show Is on,
January goth to 25th: National
American Live Stock Association,
Colorado Cattle g. Horse Growers
Association, Colorado Grain Growers
Association, Colorado State Forestry
Association, Colorado State Editors
A Association; in addition TO this
there will be the Big Stockmen's
dinner which is alway feature OF
the Stock Show week. There will
be plenty doing in Denver next week.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-01-16
Kinsella, insurance.

Kinsella. insurance.
II Davidson returned Thursday
ON lew days. business trip at
Windsor
Lelper Bros. will continue to sell
furniture at reduction until thew
move. Come in and get prices.
Trinity home cooking sale at the
home OF Mrs. Chas. Seem, 1920 Ninth
avenue Saturday afternoon, Jan. ls.
Misses Alice Roberts and Grace
Garrigues spent Friday and Satur.
day IN Denver, the guests of Mrs.
Louise Palmer.
MIS-. Maggie Davenport went to
Denver Friday to attend a meeting
OF the state board of the w. c. T. q.
Mrs. Davenport Is vice president of
the board
The Great Western Railroad COM
pany 1.-THE sugar ready has fled
amended articles of incorporation,
changing the capital stock of the
company from 81, 900, 900 to q, 500, 900.
You remember our great orange
sale of last year. We are repeating
this and going it some better
Oranges at less than half regular
price. They are of finest quality
and sweet. The Star Grocery.
The Denver hairdressers are stop
ping at The Camteld, for one week
only, with a large stock of best
quality hair. Switches, pompadours
or pufis made to order. Combings
made up or old switches made over.
Map of the Fulton High Line ex.
tension ditch was filed In the office
Of the county clerk last Thursday.
The ditch begins in Adams county
but most OF it lies in Weld county.
1t is TWENTY-FIVE miles long and has
carrying capacity of 93 cubic feet
of water per second.
Mrs J. b. Agnew left Saturday for
Guada lajara, Mexico, where she will
join her husband, who sailed from
San Francisco for Mexico January 8.
Mr.. and Mrs. Agnew will spend two
months in Mexico and two months in
San Antonio, Tex, after which they
will return to Greeley.
Mr. and Mrs. S. Fl. Southard re-
ceived telegram Tuesday telling of
the death of d. B. Adams, at Cam
eron, Mo- Mr.. Adams was cousin
Of Mr.. Southard and an uncle Of
Mrs. A. W. Ferguson. He has spent
several summers In Greeley and had
expected to return here this month.
]. X. Thompson went to Denver
"Wednesday Of last week to attend
the funeral of William Paul, who
died of pneumonia. Mr.. Paul was
married year ago to Mr.. Thomp-
sons niece, the daughter Of w. F.
Thompson, who was one of the pio.
nesss Of Greeley. The young man
was commander Of the Western d.
vision of Sons of Veterans His re-
mains were shipped to Philadelphia
for burial.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-01-16
PAST. PRESENT. FUTURE.

These lines were suggested by memories
Of the early days and residents Of Gree
ley, whom the sctual subiuGation Of the
plains was In operation; The verses ara
indicative Of that period. Of the present
and Of the future.
A Greeley man and Greeley maid
Stood hand In hand and unafraid
OF the whole worlds gaze.
Twas In days gone to the vanishing past
And the scene the prairie. grim and vast
And the mountains' distant haze.
A stalwart man. sweet eyed wife.
Stand hand In hand-the marks of strife
Line each ones brow;
But the conquered land. once prairie sod
Is now an Eden, the wage from God
For the work OF the plow.
Two gravestanes in shaded place.
The weathered letters on their face
Mark those below.
The careless wind is unaware
OF still hearts sleeping forever there
Meath sun and snow.
Archibald Lacy Camp.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-01-16
Little Locals.
Kinsella, insurance.
Observation-Disclosures

Kinsella. insurance.
Picture framing and mouldings at
Pollock's.
Picnic hams, 10 cents per pound.
Ninth Street Market.
Miss Eleanor Wilkinson OF the
Normal faculty, spent Saturday in
Denver
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
the best pills known. Sold by all
druggists.
Mrs. F.C. Scott, nee Stella Evans,
was down from Windsor last Monday
for short visit with friends.
Burns concert, First Presbyterian
church Tuesday, Jan. 2S. Admission
25 cents to any part Of the house.
S. F. Pierce, of Boulder, OF the
firm of Pierce & Domke, Monuments,
was in town several days this week.
Miss Margaret Holiday arrived
here last SATURDAY. from Laramie,
Wyo., for a visit with Miss Eula
Hopkins.
business is good, particularly In
the sale of watches and sterling sill
yer. If you want first class goods
at low prices see Charlie Yardley.
George E. Evans left last Monday
for a two months vacation, which
will be spent at Salt Lake City, Los
Angeles, San Francisco, Portland and
Seattle.
Mrs. j. A. Vincent returned to
Denver Yesterday after ten days
visit with her sister, Mrs. q. Stock.
ton and family. Mrs. Stockton ac
companied her home for visit.
MIR. and Mrs. C. L. Simpson have
sold their ranch west of Greeley and
moved to Denver with their family
last Monday. Their daughter, Miss
Myrle, will remain here few weeks
and then 60 to Denver.
Gust johnson, who lives west of
Greeley went to Denver Sunday and
returned in the evening with his
wife, who has been in Denver hos
pital for an appendicitis operation.
Mrs. johnson is recovering nicely.
Oranges at our store are cheaper
than apples and we have 100 cases
of fine navals, at better than half
price. 1t Is our big orange sale Of
last year repeated. Don't miss this
sale, the last three days of this week.
Star Grocery.
Miss RertEa Beatrice Bays at the
First Presbyterian church last Thurs
day evening was number we'll
worth hearing. Her unaffected, easy
manner won her audience from the
beginning and her impersonations
we're very pleasing Miss Bays is an
artist In her line. ...
Lutte Detfke and sister, Mrs. Min
ME Rowley, of Duncomb. Ia, ar
rived here last week for visit with
their brother, Charles F. Deffke, and
family and sister, Mrs. Frank Cliff
ton. Mr.. Deffke will remain few
weeks and Mrs. Rowley will probably
spend the winter here.
Mr.. and Mrs. George w. Putney
we're called to Denver last Friday
by the death Of cousin, Charles
Leach. Mr.. Leach came to Fort
Morgan few days ago to go into
the grocery business and was taken
suddenly iii and went to Denver
hospital. Mr.. Leach leaves q wife
aud three children in Lexington, Ky.
The Greeley postoifice receipts for
1907 show handsome increase over
1906. In the last named year the
ceipts were 1924, 276.94, and in 1907
tbey we're S2G, ,997.1 10, an increase OF
81 72O. l6. In 1904, when ID. Il. Gray
first became postmaster the receipts
we're $40, l40. 63. The 1907 receipts
show an increase over this of ST.
s47.37. The Office handled 45,9od
hounds of mail for the six months
of 1907, ending December 81.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-01-16
Notice to Stockholders.

The annual meeting Of the stock,
holders of the Bartlett Lumber com.
pany will be held at p. m. on Mon
day, January 20, 1908, for the elec-
tion of five directors and the trans
action of such other business as may
properly come before said meeting.
j l.. BARTLETT, Secy.
Greeley. Colorado, Dec. 10, 1907.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-01-16
Every Mother.

is or should be worried when the lit
tie ones have q cough or cold. 1t
may lead to Group or pleurisy or
pneumonia--then to something more
serious. Ballard Horehound Syrup
will cure the trouble at once and
prevent any complication. Sold by
all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-01-16
SEWER NO. 3s ASSESSMENTS.

Council has found the total sost OF Sewer
No. 33. in block "a, to be &s7s.3l. and the
amount to be assessed against the owners
sbuttinR foot Council win meet on Tues.
day evening, January 81, 1908, to hear OBJ
be.
J.B. PATTON, City Clerk.
First publication in Greeley Tribune
The Greeley tribune., 1908-01-16

WOop, BY THE CORD, WELL DRIED.
w split for burning. Phone 22.3 Red.
WANTED-TO SELL OR TRADE, 80
w acres OF good level land with fne
water right. Would take city property.
Strickland Il Morgan.