The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-06
HAS NEVER FAILED
BREAKFAST FOOD TEST FOR AN
ENGLISHMAN.
TRY This and Be Convinced mat
There's Nothing Better to Spring
on Brlton, Masculine
or Feminine.

yonug American woman who mas
recently married q British husband
was holding forth one day to group
of friends Oh the subject OF interna
tiOnal marriage.
"I do love to read all the bosh that's
written in the papers about IL, she
said; they paint dark pictures OF the
foreign vulture about to descend ON
the American dove, etc. etc. ana h's'
course learnedly on the causes OF
failure of most of these marriages. ana
tia really the simplest thing in the
world-you've got to use discernment,
that's all. There are various tests that
can be applied to men OF different
nations. but I'm con inced that there's
nothing better to spring on Briton,
masculine or feminine, than the break
fast-food test.
"T wasn't on to It when married. and
II was Algy's sister who unconsciOusiy
gave me the tip. She came over 10
make us a visit, and own that shook
in my boots. She's older than Algy.
Won know. by good deal, and | had
a desperate feeling that she disap-
proved of everything American par
ticularly myself. Algy worked over
time to persuade me 10 the contrary,
but was used to our talky-talky
women and quite failed to grasp that
her apparent aloofness might be due
to nothing but shyness.
so when she asked to he shown
my kitchen Quaked. bravely rose
to the occasion. however. and led her
thither. She frowned a bit at the ice
box and said meat safe would be
far less extravagant at this time OF
year-she shifted openly at my gas
range which she was certain was
.sme,Iy'-but her face was picture
when her eye fell on the cupboard
shelf where the breakfast foods live.
She first asked what they were, and
volubly explained the different sorts
from sand and shavings through pull
verified whisk-brooms.
"'But surely you don't eat them?
she inquired.
"'Surely we do returned val
iantly.
"She gave a sort OF grunt, then
looked from the box she was holding
"'Does AlgernOn eat them? she
asked in a how-have-the-might fallen
sort of tone.
HE eats oatmeal l explained and
II was funny to see how relieved she
looked, for she had been distressed to
death to see him drink coffee at break
fast in place of the revered and tradi-
tional tea, and ] suppose she feared
that he was becoming fundamentally
.Amurrican But all she said was:
"'Aow, porridge?'
"Then a sudden thought occurred to
me--Id get her to taste one Of those
breakfast foods. She was holding a
box of crispy sweet sort Of things not
unlike popcorn.
TASTE It, Amy urged; 1t doesn't
have to be cooked. you know. and It's
rather fun to eat it right out of the
box
"She looked darkly suspicious, then
drew out a few flakes. holding them as
If they were slumbering hornets with
a potential sting But 'sicked' her on.
and eventually she made the leap. |
waited anxiously. and the suspicious
expression slowly left her face. making
room for one of rather pleased sur
prise.
mot 80 nawsty," she pronounced
and smiled at me. and from that mo-
ment we were friends.
I've tried 1t on lots of English PEG
pie since, and later events have never
failed to confirm its infallibility, for
the unprogressive. unacceptable mind
betrays itself every time. SO II you
want to marry an Englishman. invite
him to breakfast-and try it," she
finished.