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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-13

The kirkyard was rr1l. and brand
new cemetery was laid out. Sandy Nc.
lavish, looking over it with Andrew
Bruce. protested that it was too CON
tinental' in style. I'D rather dee than
be buried in sic a spot" he declared.
Andrew was less difficult to please.
"Weel, it's the vera reverse Wi me -"
he said, ''for I'll be buried naewhere
else if I'm spared "-Glasgow Times.
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The Hub or The, EsoIx

The organ around which all the other orps n
rsToive, and rron which they are largely dc
pendent for their Welfare, Is the stomach
v hen the functions of the storn ach become i'm
paired, the bowels and liver also become d.
ranged To cure disease of the stomach. live
or bowels get a 50 cent or 81 bottle of Dr. Cali
wells Syrup Pepsin at your druggists Il i
tho promrtesS relief for constipation and t,-e
Fcpsia ever c~p'rrouud"d
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-13

The picture at the top shows Little
Egypt" of Seeley dinner fame, whose
sudden death revealed the fact that
of Frederick Hamlin, a wealthy bank
err Below is a picture of Mr.. Hamlin.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-13
Elementary Arithmetic

Judge-What age are you? Pat
Eight and fourscore my lord. Judge
And why not fourscore and eight
Pat-Because. my lord, l was eight
before l was fourscore-London An
Gwers
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-13

Have you trouble of any ffad arising from
disordered stomach Go to your druogisc
and get a Soc 81 bottle of DIR. Caldwell n
Syrup Pepstn, which is positively guaranteed 70
-uTc you and keep you well
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Throw away pills and strong cathar:ics which
are violent In action. and always have on hsr6
)r. Caldwelrs Syrup Pers!n. the Ruarantee,
are for constipation and all diseases ariSin
ON stomach trouble.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-13

Ungratefulness is the very poison Of
manhood
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
WABAsH-PITTsBURG TERMINAL PLANS
Another Protective Committee with Differ
ent Ideas Being Formed

Another Wabash -Pittsburg Terminal Railway pro-
tective committee is in process of formation which
it is understood Will not act in harmony with the
committee of which James NJ Wallace, president
Of the Central Trust Company, is chairman.
Interests identified with the Wabash-Pittshurg
Terminal reticent concerning their plans for
the future OF the property. IT is again reported
that default will be made the IS So0),G0 OF
the Wheeling & Lake Erie maturing August i,
and that perhaps in advance of that rate applica-
ton Will he made for a receiver for that road,
which is controlled by the Wabash -Pittsburg.
These notes guaranteed to both principal
and interest by the Wabash Railroad Company,
which II is said may. following the default, take
rp the notes with issue of its own notes may
redeem them with cash. 1t is also said that efforts
are being made to extension of the notes.
The reorga nzatfon plan of the Wheeling & Lake
Erie and the Wabash Pittsburg Terminal would, it
IS said provide for consolidation of the two prop
critics If receivership for the former should be
decided upon.
The report that the Grand Trunk, which has a
terminal at Toledo. is purchase the Wabash
Pttsburg Terminal Railway is discredited in
usually well informed quarters in this city, where
Il is said that the Wallace committee. represent
ing both the Gould and Rockefeller interests in the
rroperty as well large bondhold1ng interests
f-,endl,, tn the present control will effect a re-
oreanization which would leave the road under
that control and prevent the dismemberment of the
Wabash system.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
COTTON EXCHANGE REGULARS BEATEN
Opposition Ticket Carried Through-Produce
Brokers Elect.

Annual elections held on both the Cotton
and Produce exchanges yesterday and each mad
an opposition ticket in the field The regular ticket
on the Produce Exchange, headed by welding
Ring won by a large majority, with the exception
of E G Weekes, who defeated by John AS
pegren
The election on the Cotton Exchange resulted IN
a victory for the opposition ticket after not
fight the vote standing 201 to us. This ticket
which was also known the "Oldtimers ticket
was headed by George Brennecke, who has oeeh
a member of the exchange for twenty years ana IS
chairman of the revision committee, which was
severely criticised by the Commissioner OF Cor
porations Herbert Knox Smith, in his recent re-
ports on cotton exchanges. The election OF MT
Brennecke was therefore looked upon in the trade
as q rebuff to Mr. Smith.
The successful tickets follows: Produce
Exchange-Weldng Ring, president; f. r. Carhart'
yice-president; Edward c. Rice, treasurer; George
W. Gardiner, George W. Beaven, Henry + hlrK-
ham J. Lawrence Pool and John Aspegren man
ayers Cotton Exchange-GeOrge Brennecke, pfeSl-
Gent: Arthur r. Marsh, vice-president; j. f. Maui
rev treasurer; Marshall Geer, r. S. Gernon, j. L.
Gyvathmey J. f. G. Higgens T. B. Hicks, Z. r.
Jones c. 1. Long, i. Mandelbaum, William Mohr'
William S. Ray, r. Sidenburg and E Z. walker.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
IN THE BROKERAGE MARKET.

The Edenwald Land Companies have sold two
lots on Jones ave. 100 feet north Of Randall ave,
70 Henry Greensten. and four lots on Comfort
ave- 25O feet north Of jefferson ave, 10 Louis Ba-
der
Martin Pletscher has sold 10 Charles Winninger
two two family houses on the south side Of Glea-
son ave- l55 feet east of Havemeyer ave Each
house occupies a plot 25N1oo.S feet
Schneider & Bachrach have resold No. 125 West
e7th st three story and basement dwelling, on q
lot l7xIeOu feet They recently acquired the prop
erty in trade for the southeast corner Of ID ave
and SD
Adolph cypress has sold No. l41 Madison ave. a
five story single fat house, with stores a lot
1ex199 feet.
Arthur Schreiner has sold tc LoIlis More No. a;
Manhattan ave, five story fathouse, on lot
15xl9o feet in part payment Mr. Morse gives No
II East 4Sth st. three story dwelling house, or
g lot l6.Sxl025 feet
Montgomery Maze sold a corner parcel at 18th
and Baretto sts. about 57xS7 feet, irregular. The
buyer is going 10 improve the plot.
Leonard Schafter is the buyer Of No. IS West
9th ST, the sale Of which by Lillian G. Cayanagf
was recently reported.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
BIG MIDTOWN DEAL
SITE RECENTLY IMPROVED
Large Number of Mortgages at Less
than 6 Per Cent Recorded.

Few big realty deals were reported yesterday.
One of the principal transactions was the sale by
n & L. Hess for the Brunswick Realty Company
"a William J. Rosenfeld Of the six story loft
building No. 1a 10 1s5 West 18th ST. II occupies
q Mot 65l0xs2 feet Frederick Johnson resold six
lots on the north side Of Seneca ave. . feet east
of l.ongfeow ave- to Robert J. Mahoney, who
has the contract for building a station on the
New Haven Railroads six track route at Hunt
Point
Many Ter cent mortgages were recorded yes
serdav, the total sum Of such loans being a little
over s245Oe0 or about sso0oe less than the total
amount Of per cent mortgages placed on record
IN The day The and So per cent loans amounted
10 nearly 100000 For some weeks brokers have
reported that large Were now available for
real estate projects al less than per cent The
mortgages recorded yesterday corrohorated those
reports.
Plans have been fled with Buildings SupeTin-
tendent Murphy for twelve story commercial
building to be erected No 55 East 1lth st, for
the Breyocrt Realty Company. of which Edward
Friedman is president. II viii have frontage of
q feet and a depth Of 93 feet. with an extension.
she FACADE heing Of brick with hluestone trim
raings and having mezzanine hays with ornamental
rnuiIons The building is cost SlS00oo. Schwartz
& Gross are the architects.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
IN THE AUCTION ROOMS.
Ten Imwo0ed Parcels TO Be
offered TODAY.

The auction budget yesterday in the Real Estate
Exchange salesrooms comprised two parcels 10
seph P Day sold in foreclosure proceedings va
cant plot llel1x irregular. on the south side Of
Homo ST. Il0S feet east of Union ave. to Morris
Meyers the plaintiff for Sits The sale Of No JAG
st Nicholas ave a TWO story brick dwelling house,
on q lot 25xlC0 feet. was adjourned to June S
The auction offerings in the Nesey ST rooms to-
Gay VIII be follows:
BY Joseph Day: 217 and 21e S5th 5. 900 # Of
Sc ave 2. hrk hs and stores: Z
II CsTnst agt sheridan al; Lavelle G. attys;
GoSrark ref Partition - eh ST E. 2"o II " OF
25Nl0a5. also sSo and So PARK ave. W s. 5o
= OF 5Sth ST 5011oO. 53 Ssth 100 #
Park 15fzIN1 :: story Antoinette aparts Met
Life ms 60 ag7 N a He~ter al. Ritch. w. B & B.
s9s5 30. 2lSl to 2127 Madison Of 1880 81
Ifx60: story fat rs stores; Frederick Dese
Y c Co-Tier r.. Less c. attys: 2 : McANoE.
f: rntEe $50 chsTtel Of s1Sl amt due
siesz5 G1: taxes etc IL 4S 1880 60
Madison 55x9e IL story fat and store:
Martha Barnard Q Ccrrier e al: same
etc 81 oeS Ol; asgresatng SIS. ., and
s chartel ~ ST2l. Granercy Park East. Do s.
z S35NS2 1iN irreg. vacant. J ) Cor
Anna Ward. 81 al. F n Patterson atty; 5 4
prior sggregating $4,000. l04 folst ST
z 81 10 2 of PARK 1511X1o0 IL story d~g h
also 1o6 1e1st St 49a Il of PsTk ave
dWE also 3os nth 81 III II OF "a ave
- sx1O22 h. Regina Gross agt FERDINAND
Schaad- Sheriffs right title. etc. which
Ferdinand Scnaad had April 9 or since @ NJ Heu-
Fv Samuel Marks: Robbins ave 4 14oth st, 125x
100 10 vacant: Thllmsrn Al. agt Ernest
A I. Wescott atty. Hyman cohen. ref: amt
due So S2.124 as: Audubon ave. "
I7lst a5x125 and vacant: Atlantic
Realty agt / Solomon al Moore. & NJ. attys;
Dohson ref amt due $615e q; taxes, etc 4o8 AZ
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
RECEIVER FOR COMPRESS COMPANY
Abnormal Cotton Conditions and Mississippi
Custer Suit Blamed for $1,OOO,0OO Failure.

Memphis June The Gulf Compress Company,
capitalized AT 81 600 oe0. placed in the hands
OF G. (. Hanson. receiver. hy Judge John F.
Mccall of the United States Court. to-day.
Abnormal conditions relative 10 the cotton crop,
the recent car shortage and excessive litigation in
cluding the antitrust custer suit in Mississippi
coupled with the inability 10 collect large amounts
due are held responsible the financial condition
which compelled the fling Of application for
receiver by several stockholders Of the corporation
The rlaintfhs To The bill which has been de-
clared general creditors bill by Judge Mccall.
are Henry P Ta!madEe, Of New Jersey; William T.
Minor OF New York: Jacob Mas. and D. J. Mo
Irr,-re Of Georgia: A F. Churchill II. F. Smith
ana c. Bierce.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
WANTS s4oooooo FOR PENITENTiARY.

Commissioner Coggey Of the Department OF Cor
rection will ask Board of Estimate on Friday
for 81 200 further the building Of the proposed
new nententiary on Rikers Island, building plans
for which ready.
Wen have 10 do something pretty soon.' said
Commissioner Coggey- AT Blackwells Island we
have total of 100 cells and have to-day l09o
prisoners The Law for the construction Of the
Riker's Island building is mandatory. made so be
cause the Kings County penitenuary was done
away With when the new building planned
The new building will have 2.500 cells. We hope to
have the new place ready in two years.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
MORE ARgERNE RENTALS.

Lewis II May Company &C. T. Noyes Company,
ageuO has leased the following cottages at Ar
verne, Long Island. for the season 1893: For Miss
Tracv cottage No. J. South. CASTOR ave. TO Samuel
Isaa r-- ma Skman, cottage No g,
North Ca..to. -.a.. i6 Sidney Worms; for William
H Arnerrran. cottage No e South Sea View ave,
to Mrs Herzhfeld, for q Mr.. Wilkenloh. cottage
No. Is South Cedar ave TO J. SiIberstein, and for
/ Levine Surf ave. cottage at Edgemere, Long
Island 10 =. y. Emanuel
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
HAAS AND PECKHAM SURRENDER.
Plead Not Guilty to Indictments Found IN
Cotton Report Leak Case.

Moses Haas and Frederick A. Peckham. who
were indicted with Theodore II. Price on charges
Of conspiracy and bribery in connection Win the
cotton report leak surrendered themselves TO
-he government authorities upon their arrival IN
this city yesterday from Saratoga. Judge Chatheld
REQ ouired slG0fo hail from Haas, against whom II
,-ss understood the federal grand jury found four
indictments Peckham's bond was fixed at 500
They waived the reading II tho indictments, ana
tentative Meas Of guilty were entered for them
~ fheir counsel The bonds were furnished i'y
Marin Encel of No. p East $hh street They
,-ere instructed 10 be in court June y.
washington. June Bench warrants were issued
here to-day f7r Theodore IL Price, OF New hoTh'
cotton operator. T. :. Holmes jr, former status
+sOtsr Of the Department Of Agriculture; Moses
tfsss and Frederick 4. Peckbam, both II New
,y7re charging them with conspiracy The war
rants are in the government cotton report leak
C-.sss md were issued for tire HeW York men for
tt4 purpose - causing their arrest and return TO
.sa.s jurisdiction 1OT tT.&L
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
RECEIVER OF RENTS NAMED

Justice Guy, of the Supreme Court. appointed
yesterday Barnett Levy receiver of the rents Of
property on the north side Of 10th St Cathedral
Parkway l75 feet east Of Sth ave. 125x701l feet,
in an action brought by Benjamin J. We'll against
Harry and Bessie Lehr 10 foreclose mortgage of
SIS 600 made on March !, 1907
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
BUILDING LOAN CONTRACT.

Prospect ave ? corner l7sth 81, 14ox40 Green
Es,y Eesb sB5 eeustTiieIion COMPANY 80 $4,000
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
Long Island Real Estate to Let.

rINEsT CORNER IN PATCHOGUE FURNISHED
/ house seven rooms bath, barn and VIZ
N s6ioinng S4l5 Thirteenth Brooklyn
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
Iong Island Real Estate for Sale

,I.KhIGHT REALTY co. S47 eth AVE. LEADING
Nj Long Island Suburban operators
.rTsIT lone BEACH NEXT SUNDAY AFTERNOON;
\ srscsl train O'Clock from Long Island
- F!1stbush ave. Free tickets. 225 5th ave
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02

DTNGALOW SITES At OAKDALR l. /. WEDNEs-
u day June 10th. BRYAN L. KENNELLY. Auc-
oneer. 156 B'way.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
WATER GAP HOUSE
DELAWARE WATER GAP, pa
PENEsYLvANta

Now open Remains open until December g..
season Same ownership management. Capacf,v ~
a Mountain Paradise Highest altitude: coolest 1s sa
tfon; no humidity. Situated rnids. of h,
private magnificent park Far removed from tss
and dust Of public highways and railroads but vi,ss
easv access OF both. Etirey rebuilt 1907 ~ = '.al
OF over 800 900 90. the finest equipped bes. @
pointed and largest hotel IN this region -
mountain spring water in all rooms Private ~
baths. also public baths; steam heat; open Ior -
places. Electric lights hydraulic elevator: tsls1...
and telephones. White service Cuisine Of bf1ss
standard Own greenhouses. farms and dairy 80 rs,
tered Every outdoor sport and indoor ar1,s
ment Orchestra Frequent social functions 49,
academy. golf links. garage and livery with
grounds Booklet Of camera views and oHciaI ~. sss
MAPS mailed Coaches meet all trains SPECIAL 80
and season rates JOHN PURDY COPE
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
Summer Resorts.
NEW YORK
CATSKILL NOUN AIMS

ryr pEs- PLACE TO SPEND YOUR RrM SUNNI"
III ACNTION IN THE HIsIOkN. HroAc
RESCUE AND HEALTHFUL
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
HOTEL MARION. LAEl Az,
THE COLUMBIAN
MOUNTAIN And LAKE RESORTS. "
THE VICTORIA

beautiful Summer Book if2 pages illustrated may
he obtained free at any Laokawanna Railroad Once
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02

Open June / American and European plan snecIs
rates for season Modern Improvement Fxceusn
cuisine M LIPPNER. Proprietor
New-York tribune., 1908-06-02
UP IN YER MONT
LAKE BOMOSEEN rs.ri sli

n>HH PROSPECT AND
Il seen. Csstletcn, Nermt
sanitary plumbing. Send
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-08-21
GIANT SNAKE At
LARGE IN COUNTRY
rENNESSEEANS OFFER 500 RE.
WARD FOR REPTILE, AND
LoUDoN BRAVES ARM.
Is CARRYING OFF ANIMALS
Shot by Farmer, His Snakeship Is De-
clared to Have Torn Up SapIing
in Getting Away from
the Scene.

Knoxville, Tenn.-A giant snake
said to measure at least 25 feet in
length, inches in diameter and
"a inches in circumference, is ter
rorizing the people of Loudon and
that section, and a reward of $100
has been offered for it's capture, dead
or alive.
Several posses of young Loudon
braves have formed for the purpose of
capturing the reptile, but as yet with
out result. 1t has been seen off and
on for the past % years, but not until
this year has it caused any serious
alarm. Recently it left it's track in
the field of w. T. Huff, resembling in
size that made by log dragged by
lumber wheels. A woman saw the
snake, which actually ran over fence,
tearing it down, being unable to get
through the cracks. She thought it
was the devil, but for the fact that
it ran from her, instead of toward her.
A few days later lamb belonging
to Eff Huff was caught and killed by
the reptile.
Ed. Mcqueen, prominent farmer,
has stopped his children from going
after the cows in the section where
the snake is said to reside. John Nc.
Donnell, farmer, is the only man
who has got a shot at the snake. He
saw it going toward the river and
then drinking at the edge of the water,
and from his boat he fired charge
of small shot into the snake from
his Winchester.
The reptile, in a frenzy from the
pain, tore up saplings in getting away,
No one will now make the trip in Lou
don over the road leading to Pond
Creek, Sweetwater and Kingston.
Men from Loudon on horseback and
with their guns are doing picket duty.
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Ball Leaders Great StickIers.

At times it pays to put a pitcher
back in a series after he has been
beaten. Other times 1t does NOT. and
the success of it is a much mooted
question. Manager Lajoie does not be.
lieve in repeating in a series. He has
done this only once, Joss at Boston.
on an eastern trip. Addie won both
games. On another occasion, how
ever, Joss got credit for two victories
in the same series, with Detroit ear
lier in the season. April "a he de.
feated Detroit to 1, and then when
Walter Clarkson threw a shoe, April
%, Manager Lajoie called on Joss to
finish the game with the Maps In the
rear and Joss finally won. Ed
Walsh of the White Sox is strong on
repeating. May Fl he defeated New
York to 2, and came back May 25
with 8 to 3 win. June 10 Big
Ed won his game from New York S
to /, and came back on the 10th with
3-to-1 victory over the Highlanders.
July II Walsh pitched the Sox to a
5-to-4 win over the Athletics in 16S
innings and repeated with a 3-to-1
victory against the Maokites on the
18TH.
Doc White is also good on repeat
ing. May 16 and 10 he won from
Washington to and to 0. July
and found White again triumph
ing over Washington, 1 to 0 and
to 2.
July Nick Altrock defeated Wash
ington to in IL innings, and three
days later Fielder Jones pitched him
again. He didn't lose, the White Sox
and Nationals playing 16-inning tie.
Other pitchers have been successful
in repeating. June 81 and July 1
found Dygert of Philadelphia shut
ting out Washington, to 0 and 2 to
0. Willett of Detroit triumphed over
New York, to and 8 to 2 on July
Z and TO-
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-08-21
TIE c/hEZ I'M R/NER

where, gradually changing picturesque
ness into utility, and as each print
| tive bridge in time succumbs to the
oft-repeated floods, its replacement by
| more useful though homogeneous
structure is inevitable. Yet there are
still many spots where, distracted
| from the drawbacks of the surround
| ings, the artist can linger until tho
! soft morning light gives way to the
noontide glare or which he can en-
deavor to picture before the transpar-
ent twilight fades away. At such
times. the ancient houses, Tapped by
the quiet waters and concealing their
failings, leave nothing for criticism,
but rather provide a lasting reminis-
cence of purple and crimson palaces
reaching from waters of opal to skies
of indigo. Let us pass before the city
is awake along the tortuous water
ways which form its streets, noting
the silent households under the leafy
plane trees and the quaint barges in
which generations of boatmen have
lived and died, and so reach the por-
tails of the Dial Lake, whence issues
clear stream to mix with the water
of the Stagnant canals. To the right
is the sacred hill, the throne of Solo
ridges are loudly cackling as a hawk
circles overhead. To the left the fort
of Srinagar dominates the sleeping
city, while in front the lake stretches
away away to meet the purple hills,
whose snowy SUBMITS are as yet I'M
touched by the rising sun. Gentle
mists arise from the waters, soften
to which black boats are moored, and
leading the eye to what seems an in
finite distance where the meeting of
land and water is accentuated by a
line of light. AS the day grows older
you will hear the sound of paddles
and of singing, it may be the joyous
chant of the Kashmiri out for holt
day with all his paraphernalia of tea
urns and dishes, or it may be the
striking and melancholy dirge as he
makes his last voyage to the burial
ground of his fathers; for these gar
dens of rest dot the hillside, thickly
clothed with the white and purple
iris, whose spiky leaves are reputed
to keep off evil spirits and whose bios
SONS are not for decoration. When
the sun grows hot we may land in one
of the pleasure resorts Of the Moguls
and, seated on the highest terrace,
look down the avenues of mighty trees,
listening to the splash of the foun-
tains and TO the ripping of the water
and picturing to ourselves the princes
and warriors of old recruiting their
strength in a summer of idleness after
the excitements of the winters war
fare and the toilsome campaigning in
the dusty plains below. All this and
much more can be enjoyed in the CAPT
tai and it's vicinity, and then, still
leading lazy existence, the house
boat may be taken up the river to
Islamabad or down it's current to Bar
amula, hating at many beautiful spots
and making excursions of long or short
duration to well-known places or ap
propriating others by virtue of the
right of discovery. For here the land
Is open to all those who desire to ad.
mire it, and no threats of spring guns
or prosecutions warn us that the
earth's surface is not for the enjoy
ment of all.
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more expensive, and which tickles
more as it goes down"
''The tides of March," whispered
his wife; remember the tides OF
march,"
would this be the first tide 1 ever
got from March?' julius whispered
back.
''The tides of March, remember
was her only answer; and away went
julius to the cafe in the Forum, Civ.
ing an imitation of Joe Weber
whistling Girls! Girls!" from the Bur.
lesque of "The Merry Widow" which
was then running at the Amphitheater.
What happened in the Forum when
the loafers used julius Caesar for a
pin-cushion everybody remembers.
And when Julius dropped on the
marble slab at the base of the bar he
gasped out: Darn the luck! Why
didn't fall for the buttermilk which
stingeth not, neither does it help peo-
pie to bite the dust?''
You won't find these exact words in
history, Bunch, because julius gasped
them in Latin, and Latin hates to get
itself translated.
Many other times in the ages
passed did buttermilk come to the
surface, so you may take it from me,
Bunch, that it is lucky to drink it.
Yes, Bunch, and I'll give you my
solemn word that buttermilk will re-
move freckles.
Catch the freckle just before going
to bed and wrap the buttermilk
around it.
I was reading book on the train
the other day which attempted to put
me wise to the reincarnation gag It's
a far shout from buttermilk to rein
carnation, Bunch, but maybe you need
something like that last thing, after
SO much buttermilk.
Reincarnation is a long, loose-lool1-
ing wora, and to a perfect stranger
1t might sadnd suspicious, but its
bark is gorse than it's bite.
The idea OF man being somebody