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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
pope HopetuI OF France.

Rome, Dec. 15.-There was an inn
pressive ceremony at the vatican to-
day upon the occasion of the reading
OF the beatihcation DEGREES conferred
upon SO French missionaries. who met
the death of martyrs in China and
upon Joan of Arc The reading of the
DEGREES took place in the presence oil
the pope and many high prelates, The
pope expressed the deep conviction
that France, through divine interces-
sion. would return to the bosom OF
the church. saying the intercession OF
the new saints strengthened him II
this belief.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
Examiner on Double Duty.

Chicago, Dec. 15.-Cassius c. Jones,
chief state bank examiner. assigned to
Cook county, has suddenly resigned
his place rather than face the scandal
which his superiors say will be stirred
up if letters written to him by city
bank officials are made public. The
charge made against Jones is that he
was privately employed by these
banks as an examiner while he was
doing the same duty for the state. The
banking act says no employe of
bank shall be appointed as bank ex-
aminer to inspect the institution by
which he is employed
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
lakes Up Boil weeviI Fight.

Jackson, Miss, Dec. 15.--Starting
from this city today, boil weevil'
special train will be run by the ILL
nois Central railroad over its main
line and branches through the coun-
ties of Mississippi that are threatened
by the boil weevil pest. The tour oil
the special train will occupy the en-
tire week. Literature will be dis
tributed and exhibits showed to illus.
trate the ravages of the boil weevi
and the best method of fighting this
pest incidentally it is intended t.
impress upon the farmers the advan
tage of diversifyinatheir crops.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
Dead Men Tests illegal.

Albany. n. Y, Dec. 15.-Prison Of
ficials in this state will not lend them
selves to any experiment seeking to
revive a man executed in the electric
chair, such as has been discussed in
New Jersey Superintendent c. V.
Collins said today that he would con-
slider such an experiment illegal. and
permission would have to be secured
from the legislature before he would
consent to revive a man after he had
been electrocuted in order to prove
the theory that the electric current
does not kill, and that it is the physi-
clans autopsy knife that really causes
death
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Hercules had subdued the Erymanthian
boar.
What are you going to do with the
beastT they asked him.
81 refuse to answer" he said, ION the
ground that it might incriminate me-"
For we'll he knew that any answer
he could make would be different from
the accounts written by the historians
and at that portion Of his career he was
sensitive about being accused Of nature
taxing.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
Indian Editors Arrested.

Calcutta. Dec. 15.-Great excite
ment prevails here. owing to develop
ments in the agitation against the
government. The most prominent
Bengal leader in Eastern Bengal
Dutta, was arrested Saturday and
conveyed to an unknown destination
Another prominent nationalist leader
Mira, editor Of the Sanjibani. ha:
been arrested at Calcutta, while the
editor of another native paper ha:
been sentenced to transportation or
the charge of sedition.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
After Cattle RustIers.

Reno. New, Dec. 14.-Captain w.
L. Cox, superintendent of the naval
state police, with picked squad OF
men. working in harmony with Sher-
iff Emerson, of Lassen county, Cali
fornia, left yesterday for Pyramid lake
on an expedition to drive out and
arrest if possible the cattle rustlers
who have been making depredations
in that region recently. The rustlers
have been stealing horses and cattle
in Northern Nevada and California
and it is expected will make fight &c
resist capture if overtaken.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
Annixersarx of washington,s Death

Fredericksburg. Va. Dec. 15.-The
Masonic lodge of this city yesterday
sent a delegation of its members to
Mount Vernon to place a memorial
wreath on the tomb of George Wash
ington, on the occasion of the one
hundred and ninth anniversary OF the
death of the first president. 1t was II
the Fredericksburg lodge that Cen
eral Washington was made Mason
and for many years past the lodge has
regularly observed the anniversary o.
his death
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

"waal, yes said Mrs. Bragley of
Jefferson City. Il reckon that feller
that writ out the Declaration Of indie
pendence deserved the honor"
"You mean the honor Of being as
signed TO write it,"
Not at all. l mean the honor o.
beln' named fur our town. They call
ed him jefferson, you know."-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
japan Starts New Line.

Toxic, Dec 15.-At dinner given
today to the new Japanese minister to
Chile. il was announced that the Toy
Ysin Steamship company will start a
new line of steamers between japan
and South America. commencing jan
uary 1. with three steamers on reg
ular schedule.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
A Rich MANS Reticence,

''Do you want to make any contri-
buttons to our campaign fund.-" asked
the willing worker.
Yes" answered Mr.. Dustin Stax,
I'D like to. But l don't see why
should put myself on record in a way
that will make 1t your patriotic duty
to snub me after the campaign is over"
Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
erafters penied New TriaI.

Harrisburg, Pa, Dec. 12.-Judge
Kunkel yesterday overruled motion
for new trial for Snyder, Sanderson
Mathues and Shumaker. the officials
and contractors who were convicted
on the charge of conspiring to de-
fraud the state in the matter of the
state capitol contract.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Q. What is meant by $50 per cent, !"
$40 per cent, and so on, dynamitef
A. The percentage given refers to the
amount of nitroglycerin in the powder
For instance, a 40-per-cent dynamite Is
supposed to contain 40 per cent of nitro
glycerin and 60 per cent of "dope. -
F. S. Thomson, Washington State Col
lege, Pullman
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

The influential politician was irritated
"You ask me to have a friend appoint
ed to a good position" he said, 'but
know next to nothing about you. For
all 1 know to the contrary you don't
amount to a snap"
MAYBE not. responded the caller
thrusting his jaw forward, but my job
does. I'm bridgetsnder. Chicago
Tribune
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
ceulon Entertains EIeet.

Colombo, Ceylon. Dec. 15.-The
United States and Ceylon paid their
respects to each other today through
official visits between Rear Admiral
Sperry. of the battleship feet. and
Sir Henry Edwards McCallum. gov
ernor of Ceylon. The American war
ships are coaling for their journey
through the Indian ocean to the Suez
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
Scarcely worth fentionInx

81 expect to take a few books with
me-" said the aeronaut, las the trip is
likely to be a long one"
They'll be useful for ballast. too, l
presume" observed the reporter.
mot in the least" rejoined the aero
naut. Il shall take nothing but light
fiction"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

'Why do you omit the n from your
name. BenT' asked viii Shakespeare one
day.
For the sake of variety" answered
Mr.. Jonson; there is already too much
johnson in the city directory"
This is why they called him Rare Ben
Jonson.-Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

IF We please. num-" said the ancient
hero, in an appealing voice, as he stood
al the back door Of the cottage on Mon
day, 'I've lost my leg" well, l amt
got It." snapped the woman fiercely, as
the door closed with bang.-Yictoria
Eagle
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Sig. Pshucks (aspiring 1hespian) ~
When it comes to high tragedy, even if I
do say it, I've got Bob Aantell skinned
to death.
Charming Soubrette Well, you
oughtn't to try to wear his skin. 1t doesn' t
fit you. Your ears stick out.-Chicag 20
Tribune
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
Human Nature,. weal.nesse..

II don't mind Mrs. Gigshaw making
fun Of the way l talk said Mrs. lap
sling, forgivingly. Its only her way.
We've all got our little peculiarities and
idionockraxies"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

AT last - exulted the ox-bicyclist as he
SCARED aloft in his aeroplane I've
found public highway now where there
is no sprinkling cart demon TO come
along and turn it into a sea of mud :"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

yes" he said. I'm In love"
Huh 7" she replied scornfully. Il
wouldn't care to be you"
And 1 wouldn't like you to be. ia
rather you were miae."-Philadelph
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

my washerwomans" Mrs. Lapslins
was saying, used to lose ever so many
of my sheets and pillow cases, but she
doesn't now. l mark them all with in
telligible ink"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

John Leidy. farmer living near
Robinson. Kan. has installed a complete
electric light plant on his place. which
lights his house. barns. cowsheds, corn
cribS and granaries.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

"Dicky, why did you strike Tommy 2
He called me a sarcasm affinity"
What did he mean by thatP
81 dunno. Thst's why l slugged i'm
Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE

Should remember that organized that WE CAN
DO THEIR ENTIRE CROWN. BRIDGE AND PLATE
WORK IN DAY. il necessary POSITIVELY PAINLESS
EXTRACTING FREE when plates bridges ordered.
WE REMOVE THE MOST SENSITIVE TEETH AND
ROOTS WITHOUT THE LEAST PAIN. NO STUDENTS.
interchangeable SPECIALISTS who do the scen
&c and work
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Mr. Phusser-Cyntha, have joined a
Don't Worry club.
Mrs. Phusser-I am sorry for the club.
1t will have to change its name.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
4O,366 Testimonials

in two years, which prove its wonderful
efficacy in purifying and enriching the
blood. Best for all blood diseases.
In usual liquid form or chocolated tablets
known as SarsatabS. 100 doses ST.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

A horse can live % days without solid
food, merely drinking water; II day.
without either eating or drinking, and
only FIVE days when eating solid food
without drinking.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Teacher-What was the most moment
Gus event of the last century?
Shaggy Haired Punil-Last Century
The KILN of that interview with the
Kaiser, l guess.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
WISE DENTAL COMPANY, INC.

Dr. W. A. Wise Mgr 21 years in Portland Second floor
Failing building. Third and Washington streets Office
hours: A NJ p NJ Sundays to p. NJ. Painless
tracing zoe; plates IS
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Hon. NJ. c. Butler. u s. Sen
ator from South Carolina for two
terms, in letter from Washington,
D. c.. writes to the Peruna Medi-
cine Co.. as follows:
81 can recommend Peruna for
dyspepsia and stomach trouble. /
have been using your medicine for
short period and l feel very much
relieved. 1t is indeed a wonderful
medicine, besides a good tonic"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

French dairymen have discovered that
the use Of wine dregs as a food for cow.
improves the quality of the milk and in
creases the output at least 20 per cent.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Toni thought you were on the
water wagon.
Dick-I was. But high places always
make me dizzy, and l fell ofr.-Detroit
Free Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

1t is said that 1900 victims of the
opium habit have been cured within a
few weeks in the Malay states by the
use of a plant recently discovered in
Selanpor
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

In his bold fight with ruling craft
He has not feared the thieving crowd
Under the bludgeonings of graft
His head is bloody, but unbowed.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

The Southern Pacific Railroad Com
pany has bought in San Francisco a lot
on which it will erect at once a $3.50, 900
railroad hospital
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Mrs. Hoyle-I've found out where
my husband spends his evenings. Mrs
Doyle-Where7 Mrs Hoyle-At home.
You see, had to stay In myself last
night.-Harpers Weekly.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Borus-Yes, l always rewrite my poems
before l send them to a publisher.
Naggus mean, l presume, before
you send them to the next publisher.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

An English judge expressed his horror
the other day when a witness said he had
"garaged'' his auto car. 1t was a new
verb to his honor, and he didn't like it.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Kitty-Coms over to our house ant
play with my Teddy bear.
Dicky-Huhl I've got a bull pup Il
play with that's real meat.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Catarrh of the stomach is the cor
rect name for most cases of dyspep-
STA. Only an internal catarrh remedy,
such as Peruna, is available.
Peruna Tablets can now be procured.
Ask your druggist for Free Pc
runa Almanac for 1909.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
Uncle Jerry.


Barber-Your hair seems to be coming
out.
Elderly Customer-Good! I've been
under the impression all the time TINT II
was going back.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Mothers Will find Mrs. winslow's soothins
syrup the best remedy to use for their childrsn
Turing the teething period.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

The oldest church building now stand
ing in New York City is st. Paul's
chapel, the corner stone Of which was laid
in 1894
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

One OF the most common OF blood dis
eases, is much aggravated by the sudden
changes OF weather at this time of
year. Begin treatment at once with
Hoods Sarsaparila, which effects rad
zeal and permanent cures. This great
medicine has received
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

The Emperor of Austria is said to have
the finest collection of orchids in thu
world at his palace at Schoenbrunn
There are $4,000 plants.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Glass brushes are used by artists who
decorate china. They are made Of glass
nbsrs as thin as spun silk.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

The charitable people OF London have
formed a union to see that the money
given by them is properly spent.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Nearly s per cent Of the students In
German universities are foreigners
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

The stopping of an express train re-
quires twice as much power as starting
It,
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

The railway bridge which connects
Venice with the mainland is 12.o5o feet
long and has 222 arches.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Half gallon of train oil an hour will
calm the most boisterous sea around a
vessel.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature ssass ses Of NMzZzzu

The Chilean government has placed
S1G5. COO at the disposal of the President,
to be expended in securing immigrants
for that republic.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Sixty years ago there were 10000
children at school in India Now there
are over 100000.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Au inch Of rain equals eleven and one
third inches of snow.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Everything comes to him who
waits" unused the man in a restau-
rant: "but Ii comes cold
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

HOWARD E. BURTON.-Assayer ar1 Chemist.
I Leadville, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold.
Silver, Lead, 81 Gold, silver Gold DOC Zinc or
Copper, 81. Cyanide tests Mailing envelopes and
fuli price list application Control and M
pire work solicited. Referencei Carbonate Ma
hona Bank
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

etc st. vitus' Dance and servous diseases permA-
TllJ nently cured by DIR. ines Great Nerve Re-
rtorer Send for FREE 50 trial bottle and treatise
DR. r. H. Kline, Id, 931 Arch St. Philadelphia. Pa.
Uncle Jerry.
ITO often" said Uncle Jerry PEBBLES,
"when that there thing they call oppor-
tunity comes along, by jocks, it's only
an opportunity 20 steal somethin' -
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-12-19

Literary Note.
Goodman Gonrong- goin' to
write a book? Sunerin' Moses You'll
Saymold Storey-Yep. Some day I'm
goin' to write the Ortobiography of q
Travelin' Sociologist
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-29
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Any boy or girl can use it. Just
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THE KANSAS CITY JOURNAL.
Kansas City, Mo.
| People are looking every day for q
good boarding house. II you want
boarders say SO in little want ad in
the Daily News. The cost is but one
cent a word
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4nu luxury ana nne
raiment on the other. He has con-
WINGED them, as be convinced Jolan,
that love is but fond folly and that
money is the only thing in life worth
while. With shaft OF sarcasm he has
pierced their bubbles Of romance.
Later, when his advice has been
acted upon, when the girl has discov-
cred for herself the old truism that
money cannot buy happiness and that
fat purse is but poor recompense for
q fairness OF wit, the devil again APP
pears at the opportune moment-al-
ways at the opportune moment.
Johnny-on-the-spot-ness is charact-
eristic of al the devils have ever
known, and the number is not few.
Then, with the lady safely married
to fat boob with big bank account,
and all the fat apparently in the fire,
the devil reverses himself. A consist
ent devil would be unthinkable. He
points out the joys and beauties OF
romance, the OBSTACLES of love. the de
lliriums Of passion-all of those greal
emotions which the woman NIGH
have known, and has missed. He
sneers at wealth, at conventions, a
respectability, and declares the worlt
well lost for love.
The DEVILS argument is as old al
humanity, but to the listener it comes
as new and unique meS TIL,
birthright of virtue to which she wal
born becomes hateful nightmare. tn,
mess Of pottage is near at hand, hu
man nature is weak and-what woult
you?
But after all. we cannot help Ger
tain sneaking sympathy for this devil
an admiration that is akin to rever
ence. He is. the incarnate spirit o
protest which inhabits the souls of al
of us. He is our double, our othe
side, our subconscious ego, perhap
kept always under control, but Away
seeking expression.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-29
OFFER EXTRAORDINARY.

To introduce the .1aily News to res
idents of South Mississippi outside OF
Hattiesburg. we will send the paper
from now until after the November
election by mail to any address for 81.
This Is done to increase our circula.
ton outside of Hattiesburg. and at the
same time, giving you the paper at
exactly half price. Mail us your sub
scription. Il
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-29

"The First National Bank Of Hat
tiesburg. located at Hattiesburg. Stat
Of Mississippi is closing fits affairs. 4
note holders and other creditors Of II
association, are therefore hereby *
tifed to present the notes and othee
claims for payment.
&c. L. HAWKINS. President
dated August 1908"
1.-THE business Of the above bank
will be taken over by and consolidated
with the First-National Bank Of Com
merce Of Hattiesburg. Hattiesburs.
Miss, August s, 1908. aug 8 2me
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] HONOR ATHLETES
Who WON LAURELS
Hearst News Service.

Hearst News Service.
w York August 29.--Ine Of the
est demonstrations that New
has known in years will be ac-
today to the American ath-
who participated in the London
pic games. A representative com
OF 500 New Workers. headed by
Gwyne Vanderbilt. will well
the Olympic gladiators.
re will be parade, speeches and
htation of medals at the City Hall
theater party at the New York
Ter at night. The parade Will
down Broadway to the City Hall.
3 line will be military, athletic
ivic bodies.
the ceremonies at the City Hall
will be presented to each athlete
suitable testimonial, such as a
medal, and three special prizes
b awarded. John J. Hayes. win
of the Marathon race, will receive
becial silver cup; Carpenter, who
disqualified in the 4OO-meters run,
! get a consolation cup. and Rob-
who finished second in that event.
/ also receive a consolation cup.
)ne thousand children from public
parochial schools of the greater
= with 500 singers from the United
nSQcieties. will sing the new
-. Of my Country IT'S
nraniment Of ten
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-29
SOLICITORS WANTED.

Six good solicitors, ladies or gentle
men, can earn big money working for
the Harrisburg News. Most attrac-
tive premium proposition ever offered
by Mississippi newspaper. Call for
the circulation manager at the Daily
News Office.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-29

OF course. amount OF seace nscd'' IS
not everything in advertising. But.
lust in the pursuit Of wisdom keep
rack for a time OF the amoa.nts used
" the various stores in this newspa.
GER and see II you cauld not safely
classify the stores ACCORDINGLY.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-29

WHAT % YOU THINK 6F a
STORE FULL OF WHITE STOCK
INcs AND WHITE sHoEs7 HIGH
TOWERS STORE ON MOBILE
STREET Is THAT KIND THIS
WEEK AND THEY ARE BEING
SOLD AT EXACTLY HALF PRICE.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-29

$500 to $1,000 per day can be easily
earned by energetic ladies' and men
handling the famous White House
Cook Book Call for the Circulation
Manager. at the Daily News office.
Books on exhibition.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-29

EVERYTHING REDUCED ron 10
DAYS AT THE POST CARD DEPOT.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-29

He met her!
That's his business.
She loved him.
That's her business.
They married.
That's their business.
We do their plumbing.
That's our business.
Cumb. Phone 251. 5 10 Ct