Evening journal., 1908-05-06
Personal and Pertinent

Robert Palmer. a member of the board of relief and
prominent in Fourth Republican affairs in Water
bury fled novel statement Of his expenses 10 be elected
a member of the Republican town committee.
Mr.. Palmer detailed to have the primary toke;
Of the Fourth ward printed and he made deal win
George r. Abbott whereby he paid for the printing with
MIR Paimer's statement read as foows
This Is to certify that at primary election held by
the Republican voters Of the Fourth ward Of the city
Of Waterbury, on April Is, 1905 was duly elected
member of the town committee OF said ward ex-
pended TO said election as folows
ITO George #. Abbott for printing primary tickets,
two eggs at 20 $40 cents Dozen 40 s5 cents
Robert Palmer."-Norwich Bulletin
The late James Munro Of Victoria strong tee-totaer
presented a bowling to the Armadale Club on con-
dition intoxicating liquor to be sold or
AS result Of this the Armadale Bowling Club is the
thirstest institution the Australian continent and
bowlers avoid Il they would the Great Sand
Plain in midsummer 1t Sydney patriarch who,
hearing Of the conditions under which the ground
was held. said to Munro "rhe man that would do
such thing would present barrel sale herrings
waterless castaways raft in the Indian Ocean
British Australian.
Den Marno Torionia Of the ducai family Of Torona
OF Rome said at a dinner party New York that
tain American millionaire reminded him of the famous
Roman miser, Atpagnio
Let me-" said the tall young smiling "show you
what a tremendous mser Arpagnio As he lay dying
his cold, dark bare palace Of stone the corso, his
thought that since he too i'll to eat full life
a day was beng saved on the bill The doctor
announced The doctor after feeling Arpagnos pulse
Well, said the miser. how much longer have to
liver
only half an hour was the reply.
"Arpagno's flashed fire.
you scoundrelr he cried. why do you let things
on TO the last minute like this? DO you want to
ruin me? Send for the barber at once
rhc barber arrived post haste.
"You charge said Arpagnio. 30 centesimi for shaw
Yes. signorl
"And for shaving corpse lireT
"Arpagnio glanced at the clock Seven of the thirty
minutes left him still remained
Then shave quickly, he gasped
AS the operation finished Arpagno died But with his
last breath smiling happily he murmured, while the
barber dried lis cold pale eheeks
'Tlow splendid Four lire and so centesimi savedr
Washington star.
When the consensus Of opinion seems to that you
are the most oonceited girl school, the worst
"lnoclSer' dent go off into a and weep and
cile that they mean hateful set of girls and you
go right home mother Probably it's all true,
what they say aad even mother herself has caught
glmmering Of that fact once in a while. and mothers
friends saw it with a cearness that dazzling That's
Of the lessons you came TO learn, and should
be glad that you learn 1t now while you have a
chance TO turn leaf before audience who
will hail each improvement with delight and take you
back into full fellowship "the dearest thing that
happened" you've learned the real insignih-
Of your atainments and abilities and have
resoutely curbed the tongue that had become prone
the absent-Iiarpers Bazar.
Maybe it didn't just what to the casual listener
It seemed mean. but this is what the farmer
overheard to say his wife. they looked over
the market reports in the daily paper:
We'll, Mira, hogs is up an that we're wuth
good deal today'n we was ysterday,-chicago
! NoWs
"Efavo you ever been bankrupt" asked the counsel
/ Il have not"
Now, be careful" admonished the lawyer. did you
stop paymcnt?"
"Yes"
"Ah, thought should get at the truth" observed
counsel with unpleasant smile. when this sus-
/ pension Of Occur?'
when had paid all owed"-London Opinion.
Mstress-Jane1 the milkman kiss you this morn
ing In the future viii take the milk in
Jane-Twouldn't be use, mum, He's promised never
TO kiss anybody but me-nlustTRtsd News.