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Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-03-01

There may be IA personal devil and
there may not. We doubted it at
very early age, whereupon our parent
on our fathers side proceeded to ar
CUE the matter in the good old ortho-
dox way. 1t would be useless to quar-
rel over the personality or imperson-
atty of a party whom Milton assures
us slipped on political orange peel.
We do know that pious frauds exist
and that religious hypocrites abound
Our duty lies in their direction and we
must not shirk it,
1t is remarkable fact that seven
eighthS Of our public servants are mere
worse than worthless and seven
eighths of the laws now in force are
funkeys who are kept for show at
public expense.
Salvation by vicarious atonement is
as unsatisfactory to an honest man as
one drop of water could lie to Dives
after he had been transferred to the
torrid regions Of the damned.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
GOOD WAY TO COOK MUTTON.
Recipe That 10 Sent to Us from Eng
iIsh Kitchens.

Take all the fat out of loin OF NUT.
ton; also of the outside II too fat. Re.
move the skin. Joint It at every bone.
Mix small nutmeg, grated, with a
little pepper and salt, bread crumbs
and minced herbs. Dip the steaks into
the yolks of three eggs and sprinkle
the above mixture all over them.
Place the steaks together as they
were before they were cut asunder
and put in the oven to bake. Basic
with butter and the Juice which runs
from the meat; sprinkle more Of the
seasoning over.
When cooked lay II on hot platter.
Have half pint Of rich gravy ready be.
sides that in the dish and add two
spoonfuls Of catsup, rub down a tea
spoonful OF -four with It, Let this boil.
and pour It over the mutton, first skim.
ming off the fat. The meat should be
hot while the gravy. is being prepared.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Rhode Island Clam chowder.

Three two-inch cubes fat salt pork,
one good sized sliced onion, three
fourths cup water, four cups potato
cubes. one quart clans, one pint boil.
ing water one cup stewed and
strained tomato, one-fourth level tea
spoon soda, one pint hot milk, two
level tablespoons butter, salt and pep
per to taste, crackers.
Cook the pork, onion and three
fourths cup water for 20 minutes, then
strain and reserve the water. Parboil
the potatoes for six minutes and drain.
Add the potatoes to the water re-
served from the pork and onion, and
add the liquor drained from the clans,
also the hard part Of the clans,
chopped fine, and the boiling water
Cook until the potatoes are tender and
add the tomato, soda, remaining clans,
milk and butter. When very hot add
the salt and pepper and crackers.
moistened in cold milk.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Remedy for Chapped Hands.

Anyone who Is troubled at all with
chapped hands can find relief II, after
washing their hands before wiping
them, they will put little Of the fol.
lowing formula into palm Of hands
and rub we'll into hands and wrists,
then wipe them thoroughly dry, and
after one or two usings the reward
will be a soft, white hand. Put part
of mixture in a toilet bottle on dress.
ing table, the rest to be kept handy at
sink to use after doing anything to wet
the hands for a time. When your
hands are once well It need not be
used so often. Get 20 cents worth
best bay rum and five cents worth Of
glycerin at drug store, then buy two
lemons and mix the strained juice
with the other liquids, then use.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Euu Sauce for Fish.

Cod is one of the cheapest fishes for
boiling purposes, but served with a
properly made sauce It becomes a real
delicacy. Melt one tablespoon OF but
ter in a saucepan, but do not allow II
to brown. Add one tablespoon OF
-four and stir until smooth, flavor with
half teaspoon of salt and one-fourth
teaspoon of white pepper. Have ready
one cup of hot milk, add this gradual.
ly, stir until It reaches the consis'
tency OF thick cream, then simmer
very gently without stirring for three
minutes. Add two hard.boiled eggs,
chopped or diced, and, just as you re.
move from fire, one teaspoon Of lemon
Juice and tablespoon OF chopped
parsley. Do not allow 1t to boil after
you add the lemon Juice, and drain
your fish absolutely dry before pour.
ing the sauce over It, otherwise your
sauce will become watery.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
PERHAPS A NATURAL MISTAKE.
Physician Had Reason to Think Hs
Had Lost His Patient.

Henry Grimm, who was formerly
one Of the prominent members Of the
German-American society, tells a story
about a German friend Of his who
was taken Ill.
For many days the German was
close to death, but after a time he
showed improvement in condition.
The doctor told the Germans wife
that her husband might have any
thing to eat that he liked.
The German expressed desire for
Limburger cheese, and the wife, being
a generous woman and pleased at the
improvement, and in order that her
husband might have a nibble at any
time he had taste for 1t, put some
cheese in every room in the house.
1t is easy to imagine the aroma.
The next morning the doctor called
at the house, and as soon as he opened
the door he asked:
when did he die?"-Hartford Post
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
CURE AT CITY MISSION.
Awful Case Of Scables-Body a Mass
Of Sores from Granddaughter
Tortures Yield to Cuticura.

"a young woman came to our city
mission in a most awful condition physi-
cally. Our doctor examined her and
told us that she had scabies (the itch),
incipient paresis, rheumatism. ETC.,
brought on from exposure. Her poor
body was a mass Of sores from scratch.
ing and she was not able to retain solid
food. Weworked hard over her for seven
weeks but we could see little improve.
ment. One day bought cake Of
Cuticura Soap and a bottle of Cuti-
cura Resolvent, and we bathed our
patient we'll and gave her full dose
Of the Resolvent. She slept better that
night and the next day got a box Of
Cuticura Ointment. In five weeks this
young woman was able to look for q
position, and she is now strong and well.
Laura Jane Bates, So Fifth Ave., New
York, N. Y. Mar. IL. 1907"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Brown Betty with Peaches.

Prepare a pint of fine stale bread
crumbs and stir into them one-third
cup Of melted butter. Put a layer Of
the crumbs into the bottom Of a ba,
king dish, add a layer Of canned
peaches drained and cut in pieces.
Sprinkle them with bit Of grated
lemon rind and a little lemon Juice,
also a few grains Of salt. Add another
layer of crumbs and peaches, season
ing as before, then cover with crumbs.
Cover and bake for 80 minutes. Thick.
en- the peach syrup with a little corn.
starch diluted with little cold water
and flavor with lemon Juice.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
John p.,a EaaIe Stone.

John d. Rockefeller pretends that
he is not and never was superstitious !;
still he carries in his pocket an eagle
stone. 1t is a perforated stone Of great
antiquity, found in an eagles nest, and
is supposed to be a charm against
disease, shipwreck and other dis
asters. It is Of brownish tint and
about the size Of a pigeon egg. When
shaken 1t rattles as II another stone
were inclosed within It. A ribbon
passed through the perforation is said
to possess more virtues than even
John ID. himself. When the old gentle,
man wants to confer particular favor
upon some one he gives few inches
Of this ribbon.-New York Press.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
DOUBTFUL OF THE GUARANTEE
Specific Clause Caused Increase In
Price Of Cloth.

The Arabs, and, indeed, all Mos.
lens, have the practice of reinforcing
promises by adding to their word Of
honor the Arabic phrase, Inshallah-
please God" How much meaning It
conveys In some lands of the east is
told in the pages Of IN Moorish Cap
tivity."
The pious proviso is a very useful
formula to the Moors, and is frequent
ly used In making promises that they
have no intention whatever of keep
ing, as they can then take refuge be-
hind the Almighty when they are
taxed with their breach of faith.
There is a story told Of man who
kept a shop In Gibraltar, and who
knew the ways OF the Moor. To him
one day came one Of the faithful, who
was DESTROYS Of buying some cloth.
On being informed that the price was
two dollars yard, payment In 60
. days, he replied:
"All right. l will take SO much and
will pay you in 60 days. Inshallah."
NO" said the vender. "the price Is
two dollars. payment In 60 days. For
so days, Inshallah, the price is two
dollars and a half.'-Youth's Com.
panion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Womsn's Rights In Brazil.

THE curse Of Brazil lies in the
great illiteracy Of its men and WON.
en-" declared Edward B. Norris, an
Engllshman who has been many years
a resident Of Rio Janeiro
According to the official govern.
ment figures the illiteracy is so per
cent. Certainly country where only
one man in five can read and write
and only one woman In 20 has cause
to blush at the ignorance Of its peo-
pie. A country of enormous area, yet
with a population Of only $1,000, 900,
Brazil is sadly handicapped by lack
OF modern enterprise and an enlight-
ened citizenship. One Of the most dis
couraging features Of the country Is
the low esteem In which woman Ia
held. A great many Brazilian girls
marry by the time they are IL years
old and are srandmothers long before
they are 80. Woman is regarded as a
chattel. and In many a household Of
the republic never opens her mouth
except at the bidding of her husband"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
THE LIVING ROOM.
II Should At All Times BE a "Livabls"
Room.

What to do with the living room is
a problem that confronts every house
keeper. The living room should be
in fact as well as in name q living
room-a livable room. II 10 the room
In which the most of our time at
home is spent, the hours we have for
leisure, the time we have for play,
the place where we entertain our
friends and 1t is absolutely essential
that the walls and furnishings of the
living room should be harmonious in
color, suitable in texture, and durable
In material.
The rich. soft, solid colored walls
are the ideal walls for the living
rooms. They make better back
ground for pictures. throw the furni-
ture out in better relief. are less dis
cordant with rugs and carpeting, and
indicate a higher degree of taste and
culture than do the colored mon.
strosities which we paste on when we
apply wall paper.
Who ever saw roses climbing up a
plastered wall growing out OF a hard
wood floor? Yet, that is what we
suggest to the imagination when we
paste paper covered with roses on
our walls. They are neither artistic
nor true. Roses are all very beauti-
full, but they were never made to
climb up interior walls and they do
not grow from hardwood flooring.
The set figures of wall paper are also
tiresome and equally disagreeable and
repellant.
The alabastined wall Is the only
correct form Of tinted or solid col
ored wall. Fortunately It is the only
clean way, and more fortunately It is
the only permanent way; the only
way that does not involve the end
less labor in the future.
In lighting the walls some thought
must be given the color. Light colors
reflect $50 Of the light thrown upon
them. Dark colors reflect but 1870.
Lighting bills can be saved by choos-
ing color which will reflect the
largest degree of light. In north
rooms use warm colors or colors
which reflect light. In south and
west rooms sometimes the light can
be modified by the use Of darker
colors. Dark green's absorb the light;
light yellows reflect It; browns mod
ify 1t, and so on. through the scale
Of colors. The color scheme OF
room not only is dependent upon the
color of the carpetings but 1t is also
dependent upon the light of the room.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
MUSICIANS OF TENDER YEARS.
Many youthful ProdigIes" In the
World Of Melody.

Like SO many Of the worlds great
composers, Sir Edward Elgar was q
youthful prodigy" Of exceptional gifts.
as was proved by recent perform
ance Of a suite composed by him at
the immature age of IL. But even Sir
Edward was probably not as preco-
cious as one Of his English predeces-
sors, Samuel Wesley, who in his eighth
year heard a regimental band play q
march which he had composed for II.
At IL Franz Schubert had already
placed several songs, string quartettes
and piano pieces to his credit. Han.
dels first attempts at composition
were made at eight, and Vieuxtemps,
who began to scrape the strings of q
tiny fiddle at two, is said to have been
even more precocious. Sir Charles
Halle was only four years old when he
played In public a sonata expressly
composed for him; List was a public
performer at nine. Chopin and Ruben.
stein at eight, Lady Halle and Joachim
at seven, and at Ave Mozart composed
q piece OF music almost too dificult
Tor his father to play.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Takes Place Of Water BAG.

Electric appliances are entering into
family service at surprising rate,
Hot water bags are superseded by an
electric sheet of given size, exceed
ingly thin and pliable. 1t may be
purchased at an electricians supply
shop. This thin metal sheet may be
heated to three. different degrees and
thus proves invaluable in the sick,
room. The pliability OF the meta,
makes It possible also that this con
ductor Of heat may be changed to all
parts Of the body.-Vogue.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Discipline Above All.

Near Settat, in Morocco, during
a fierce engagement, a soldier OF the
French foreign legion was struck by a
Moorish bullet and fell fiat on his face.
HE is dead" said his corporal, lean
ing over him. Lifting battered face,
the legionary groaned: mo, corporal;
not dead, but badly hurt" where is
your packet Of lint?" demanded the
corporal. II have forgotten It," said
the soldier, trying to wipe away the
blood. 1.-TWO days arrest" shouted
the corporal, and lifting the wounded
man onto his back he staggered to
the nearest doctor amid a hail OF bull
lets.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Silver Pollsher.

A piece OF new Wilton or Axmin.
ster carpet makes the best OF silver
polishers. Take piece of wood, the
size of blackboard rubber, cushion
1t with some cotton wadding on the
fiat sides, tack the carpet over 1t, and
you have handy buffer" for silver
that cannot be equaled. The carpet
can be used alone with good results,
but is not SO handy, and II used vigor-
curly It is hard on the fingers.-Good
housekeeping.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Sympathy.

TITS a serious thing, Verena,"
sighed Mrs. Upmore, ito be the wife
OF a man who holds public ONCE.
1t demands so much of his time and
keeps him away from his home"
Il know just how you feel, ma'am,"
said the elderly domestic. my first
husband was the grand imperial out
side guard of the Amalgamated and
Solidified Order OF Fuzzy Guzzlers,
and sometimes he was that busy tryin'
to remember the signs and grips that
couldn't get word out OF him all
day long"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
We, the undersigned, have known II. j. Cheney
for the last Is years and believe him perfectly hon
orable In all business transactions and financially
able TO carry out any obligations made by his arm.
WALDISa, KissAS q MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Hairs CatArrh Cure Is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Testimonials sent free. Price as cents PEI
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halle Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
The Farmers Retort.

What do you call yeour red auto
mobile. mister?" drawled the old farm.
er at the drawbridge.
"The Fool Killer" bantered the
man In goggles. 81 call II that because
It kills all the fools who happen to
cross In front Of It.
The old farmer cleaned his pipe
with straw and then replied, evenly:
THAT so, mister? Wall, is there
any chance Of 1t blowing up and kill
ing the fool inside?"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
COFFEE

Nothing does more for
a grocer, one way or the
other, than coffee. He
must sell poor; Che needn't
sell it to you) it is good
that makes him.
Your grocer returns your money II you don't
like Schilling's Best; we pay him.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
TOOK TIM e.

A Scotsman, having hired himself
to farmer, had a cheese set before
him that he might help himself. After
some time, the master said to him:
Sandy. you take a long time to
breakfast"
I'm truth, master" said Sandy; "a
cheese O. this size is ma sac soon eaton
as you may think"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Keep Oil Can Corked.

Lamp oil that has been exposed to
the air will not burn brightly, and
will form a crust on the lampwick
after 1t is lighted. 1t is always. ad.
visable to keep the oil can tightly
corked
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

no relief until I used Doan's Kidney
Pills. They cured me Ave years ago,
and this is twice have publicly said
SO. The cure was thorough"
Sold by all dealers, so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Good Drink for the MornInu.

II is not bad idea to have a slice
or two of lemon in a glass beside ones
bed. In the morning cool water. which
has been standing in covered pitch.
er, can be poured over the lemon and
drunk before arising.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Buttered Carrots.

Parboil three cups of carrots, cut in
cubes, ten minutes and drain; cover
with fresh water and cook until ten.
der, Melt two tablespoons of butter
and two of lemon juice and pour over
them just before serving.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Afraid Of Reversee.

why did you turn that young man
DOWN. asked the genial younger part
ner. HE looked willing and capable"
He might have been all that"
growled the crusty senior. but I'm
told he is an inveterate Joker"
We'll, where's the harm in that?"
IT'S this: The first thing he'll do II
! take him on will be to take me of"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Out Of the Mouths OF eapes,

Little Arthur stood peering down
into the countenance OF his baby sis.
ter. whom the nurse was singing to
sleep.
Say, nurse" he finally whispered.
Its nearly unconscious, isn't it?"
The nurse nodded In the affirmative.
and sang on.
Then don't sing any more. or youll
kill it."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
stop overcrowdlna Of Cara.

In Hamburg the policemen In tho
streets are instructed to watch the
cars sharply, and II they find car
that carries single passenger more
than the number allowed by law the
conductor Is fined three marks.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Machlne.Made ProposaI.

Annabel-How queer! Here's a
story about man who made fortune
out of an attachment for a sewing
machine.
Arthur (softly) - That's nothing.
I've formed an attachment for the
sweetest little sewing machine in the
world, and would consider my fortune
made II she'd have me. mo cards.)
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
AGAINST AntIcipstIna Trouble.

Why destroy present happiness by
a distant misery which may never
come at all? Every substantial grief
has 20 shadows, and most OF them
shadows of your own making.-syd.
ney Smith.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
No Trouble to Show Goods.

Old Gentleman Ito beggar)-What
do you do for living?
Beggar-I make post holes, sir.
Old Gentleman (absent-mindedly)-
Yes? Well, never give charity;
bring me along any you have on hand
and I'll buy them from you.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

M. Heath, of 1853
Eighth Street; For
fifteen years I suf-
fered with pains In
my back, frequent
calls to pass the Sc.
cretions. dropsy, rheu.
matte aches and other
symptoms of kidney
trouble. I could get
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Misunderstood.

Visitor-What lovely cut glass you
have, Mrs. Chump.
Mrs. Chump Qndignantly)-They
hain't bit Of that cut. We paid full
price for all of 1t. We don't have to
go to no bargain sales.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

Garfield Tea, the herb medicine, in.
sures healthy action of liver, kidneys,
stomach and bowels. Take it for consti.
Tea Co., Brooklyn, n. Y, for free samples.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
More Speed Wanted.

Most people would be willing to
work for their money II 1t were not
such a slow process.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
FROM SUNNY ORANGE GROVES.
The Twlce-Told Experience Of a San
eernardino, Calf, Man.

From Sunny San Bernardino, in the
midst Of orange groves. writes Lionel
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Il Cures While You Walk,

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, 10 Roy, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces In
hammaton, aays pain, cures wind collie 25c bottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

True valor is the basis Of all
Carlyle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

Political Mass Meetings Forbidden.
China strictly prohibits the holding
OF mass meetings for political purposes
in all parts Of the empire.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
important TO Mothera,

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
DIdn't Want "a Paw Mar.

Didn't Want to Pay More.
you are fined ten dollars for con.
tempt Of court"
I'm glad, Judge, that this is not q
higher court."-Harper's Wtekly.