Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-07-21
SAME AS 4 HUNDRED TIMES BRFo'."

SAME AS A HUNDRED TIMES BRFo'."
II he had new bile for cherry day In
de week.
"I's heard Glveadam Jones say dat
II he had a 100000 he'd nebber want
TO 60 to heaben.
us heard Samuel Shin declar' dat NJ
he was a MILLIONAIRE he wouldn't care
II de watermlllyon and de possum dis
appeared Off de face OF de airth for
eber.
'Ps heard Sir Isaac WalpOle say dat
II he had $4,000 In his pocket he
wouldn't trade places wild any angel in
heaben.
"I's heard heap o. odder pussons
say a heap o. odder things bearin' on
dis question. and / want to make
few remarks on de subtle dis evenin'.
! don't reckon any o you have giben
dis matter de thought 1t deserves.
up dar at my cabin has no sta
BILE. DaTfore has no mewl. Darfore
has no critter to feed and shelter and
worry about don't wake up nights
and wonder II anybody am stealth
him. | don't have to git up at mid
night and so out dar to see II he am
dead wild dc collie. am jest layin' dar,
snoozln' and dreamin' and lettin' de
man who does own mewl do de wor-
ryin', It's de same about riches. l
hain't got 'em, and so don't have to
worry. No bank can bust on me, and
no burglar can git In and rob me. De
fellers wild bogus lie wells and bogus
silver mines don't know me and don't
camp on my trail
''In dis city few days ago de darter
Of a millynaire ran away wild de chap
dat twists de wheel OF her ladders
auto. She was purity and sweet and
away up In society. He couldn't hard.
~ spell cast, and he didn't chen know
dat de Panama canal was bein' dug.
Waal, dar's a big scandal. Her moth
eF dasn't show her face outdoahs, and
her ladder has got SIGH jar dat heart
disease and death may be de result.
"Lemme ask you IL SIGH a case
could be possible among de pore3
Your answer must be no Our darters
am not fallin' in Tub wild wheel twist
ers and runnln away and coverin' us
wild shame and sorrer. Dey am
gwine right along and behavin' DER
selves and gettln' married.
Money Won't Wash Out Scandal.
I'm Chicago short time since q
man wuth two or three millyon dol
lars went home to supper and found
. note from his wife dat she had de-
cided to leave him forever and 20 on
Wild teacher In a roller skatin' rink.
De husband fell down In a faint, and
de doctors can't say yet whether he
viii lib or die. He's got big house.
bosses aud kerridges. servants, dla-
monds aud all dat. but what good am
Il gwine 20 do himI He's a wretehed.
broken hearted man. II he Ibis on for
de next hundred years he'll neber pass
4 skatin' rink widout wantin' TO 20 In
and murder dozen people. Money
can't wash out dat scandal. Money
can't bring back his happiness.
when Sir Isaac Walpole. who
couldn't raise $40 widout sellin' on his
furniture. goes home tonight he'll and
his ole woman slttin' wild her feet IN
de oven and a co'heob pipe In her
mouf. same as a hundred tunes befo'.
She'll be Jest as Cat and Jest as good
natured. lie Idea OF runnln' away wild
de instructor u a ridln' academy win
nebber have occurred 10 her. Sir Isaac
won't sec any love notes stickin' out Of
her pocket. and hen tumble into bed
wild grant and sleep aud snore like q
new born Infant Oars de difference
between riches aud poverty Can any
sane. sensible man hesitate as to which
he viii takel
III Giyeadam Jones could git $4,000
together and still continue TO IN as he
allns has. & might be pleasant 70 know
Ne had de money aud could have q
tombstone wuth $4,000 Of It. But 10