Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1908-01-31

MrS. JuStWeQ-HOW 90 you like those
orangesF Mrs. Justwed-I think the
dealer handed you lemon.
Penner-The critics roasted your
book, didn't they? Scriblet-Yes but
not enough to insure Its success.-Life
We've lost our cook again" THAT'S
never happened to me-" as that SO?
How did you manage itT Il married
her."-Detroit Free Press.
Madam, beware of a man with black
eyes" "Huh he amt dangerous
That's my husband; gave him them
eyes last night. Houston Post.
He--How can 1 repay you for that
delightful waltz? She (whose train has
sufrered)-Oh, don't repay me, settle
with my dressmaker.-AllyS loper.
Daughter Father went of in a GOOD
humor this morning. Mother-My |!
That reminds me- forgot to ask him
for any money.-Christian Advocate.
Miss osy-George says he admires
me because am the picture of health.
Miss Pale-Yes; the silly fellow was
always crazy for anything hand-paint-
ed.
Hes a wonderful actor" ''Think
SOP" Eyes. Notice how passIonately
he makes love to the leading lady in
the last act?" yep" well, she's his
wife. cleveland Leader.
with 100000" said the man Of ex.
pansive ideas, 81 could make fortune
in Wall street" EYES," rejoined the
piker, "but whose fortune would you
Observation-Disclosures Star.
Eyes; am going to marry Mr., Bull
lion." "Why, he is old enough to be
your father!" II know he is, but, un-
fortunately, he doesn't seem to care for
mother. "-Courier-Journal.
my daughter is going to marry a
millionaire" isn't that nice? Who
is he, and when is the wedding to beT'
Il don't know yet. She's just Joined
the chorus. Detroit Free Press.
what is your Idea of classical mu.
sic? We'll" answered Miss Cumrox
as l understand it, classical piece is
written by some one whose name Ii
very hard to pronounce. Washington
Star.
Husband What! Another new
dress? Wife-Well, don't be so cross
bought it with my own money! Hus
band-Your own? Where did you gel
1t from? Wife, sold your fur coat
Bocia.
Eyes" remarked Farmer Corntossel
my boy, Josh, gets a good deal O. fur
out of automobiling." "But he doesn't
own machine" "Of course not. He's
one o. the county Wash.
ington Star.
Law Is not so harsh as 1t used to be-
For instance, in the time of Henry
VIII football was a crime, while now
1t Is seldom regarded as anything more
than more or less fatal misdemeanor,
indianapolis News
Clara-Of course, one of the annoy
ing things about moving into a new
neighborhood Is the idle curiosity of
some neighbors- Mabel = That
doesn't bother me as much as the busy
curiosity Of the others.
81 suppose" remarked the dear girl,
that you do not believe in love at first
sight?" "Oh, yes, 1 do" rejoined the
old bachelor. "If men were gifted with
second sight they would never fall in
love."-London Opinion.
Gabriel have blown my trumpet
three times and nobody pays any at
tention to 1t. Israel-Thats strange.
isn't it? People just make a hasty
jump for the curbstone, and then look
to see which way the auto WENT
Cleveland Leader.
"You never can tell" observed Uncle
Allen Sparks, what lasting results may
be accomplished by an earnest word
spoken at the right time. Many a man
has had the shape of his nose changed
for life by calling another man a liar"
Chicago Tribune.
Mr.. Gailey-Somebody's stolen om
dog again. That's d Mrs.
Galley chastity interrupting) George
George! Don't swear about 1t. Mr..
Gailey-Who's swearing7 1 was just
going to say it's a dog-gone big relief.
Philadelphia Press.
81 suppose you go to the city at least
once a year." said the summer boarder.
IT used tew," replied the old farmer,
"but 1 amt been thar fer nigh onto
three years meow. Since we got rural
free delivery 1 kin git buncoed jist as
we'll by mall, bgosh !-Chicago News.
A lot Of poor children were at a
farm. The farmer gave them some
milk to drink, the product Of a prize
COW. "How do you like ltT' he asked,
when they had finished. Gee, it's
hnel" said one little fellow, who ad-
dsd after thoughtful pause. 81 wish
our milkman kept a cowp-CardiR
Times.
Better send an inspector down to
see what's the matter with this mans
meter" said the cashier in the gas
company's Office to the superintendent.
"Oh!" began the superintendent, 1--WE
throw complaints about meters -"