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New-York tribune., 1908-07-12
SUNDAY MAGAZINE FOR JULY IL, 1905

he can put us up, nohOw: but maybe he could get
us to San Susie. Seems va n more n halt a
mile from the same lake the campis or and Zeke. he
has a gasolene launch down by the shore If uncle
can start the blamed enJine. he can take us all
up there in a little over hour; but he d have TO
charge two dollars for the job
Make it five, uncle, says L. and III see that
Ogden is stuck for the whole bill
That wins him. Inside of twenty minutes We re
aboard and under way. Its a smelly, leaky old
out of ev ~ five but ben headed for good dinner
IS better n waitin' in the barn We all more
less chirked up except Ogden, who kept say1n
T DON'T know if he the hOOdoO, or whether
it was lust our night for trouble; but
had it comm to us We hadn't been Chug chugg1n
along more'n half hour, when that yellow cloud
begun to get its fine work First there was wind,
and then there rain, and then both together
And say. how it can blow up one of them noun
tain lakes when it gets started! The water gets
1umpv and begins comm III over the sides IN big
chunks.
Hey YOU. back there shouts uncle, who's up
in the front end, steerln G1t out that ba1l
scoop, will ve?
Sure thing" SAYS l. Looked like it time;
for the water was gettin up around our ankles L
don't know much about what my friend Ee1ney
calls dose fiddle lunch poxes, but | do hate to
see the tide risin' the inside of EN-. So | goes
at it For every quart | threw out. though. two
came sloshn in Then / looks around for Ogden;
and what do YOU think: He's wrapped himself in
the cover that goes over the engine, and IS
New-York tribune., 1908-07-12
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off to leave us stranded, saint there any spots IN
this Landscape that inhabed?
He amt sure but he thinks maybe there's farm
house on ahead apiece.
Then | guess it's up to to hit the road,
saws l. is everybody ready.
Come on" saws Miss Dresser. What lark!
But Ogden amt feelin' lark-. {" | say, says he
'who-who's to carry my bag, you know!
The same party that carries you, ! guess
saws l. DO you see any baggage car on this cara
van?"
Ogden looks panied and disgusted; but he catches
the point all right and pretty soon we re on IN a
bunch hoofing it along strange pike about no tn
no theast by SOU. First comes me, with my eye
peeled for signs of a roof then Miss Sally in her
auto wells and pongee dust coat; next Mr. Ogden
Beverley with his dinky covert coat sung over his
arm and trailin' along behind, the maid, look1n
little wild, but keepln mum.
Now there wal anything very joyful about
this change of program; but the prospect wa n t
so awful either The worst We could inquire out
was three hours tramp, and maybe spr1nkn
thrown in. It's lucky couldn't reckon on other
things that was due to happen. They begun IN
about half an hour that bein when we got to the
farm house and discovered Hiram comm from the
barn with two tin pals full of milk
BEFORE | can get in a word Ogden has pushed
- to the front. My good fellow says he, we
wish a conveyance
Hevl" saws Hiram, settin down the pals. He s
one of these glum faced. round shOuldered, sandy
whiskered old hay makers that looks like he'd
soured on life young and got over it.
was about to remark" goes on Ogden, that
New-York tribune., 1908-07-12

holdu his feet up of the wet. Ieavin' the two
women 10 take care of themselves. And right there
quits irwin To bc polite
"Oggc.' saws l. you crawl out from under
cover, grab that dipper, and Set on the job with
me'
But" SAYS he. IL"
Its bail or swim, Oggie.' says |, maxim a move
to reach for his neck Whchn II be-
IN bail" saws he. and he splashes them sweet
gray CATERS down into the greasy water
Well say. it wa MT time to be mad or scared.
for Uncle Hi velhn At To bail faster and the
rain was pcltin and the spray was sloppn down
the backs of neCks | kept thinkin maybe il
was only a shower and would let up in a minute .
but the longer II lasted the harder II blew. At last
Uncle Hi shouts out that ne dassn't keen on anv
longer. and ne II have 10 make for the y int
Suits me SO longs YOU Land us on sonnet hing
solid SAYS l.
"Oh, OH groans Ogden just then. " | C,twn't
New-York tribune., 1908-07-12

HUH" says he. That dude with the fishpole
cane that talks like he had hot pertaters in his
mouth?
You're a great describer uncle ." SAYS l. That's
Ogden But don't you mind him. He's all right
when you know him well-and don't what YOU
say The only trouble with him is he's refined
that when he ruhs up against common folks, like
you and me- it S all he can do to keep from thrown
a fit T."
Then bgum, he ought to flock 10y himself
saws Hiram
Shake. uncle" says | You've said what I've
been irwin I ink of for the last hour But Just
now he happer to be hockin' with nice girl and
d maid that's half scared TO death, not TO mention
me who likes him as much as YOU do. Now YOU
amt goin' TO put up the bars on the whole crowd
of us just because of Ogden Course you amt |
that IN your eye
New-York tribune., 1908-07-12

one of these glum faced. round
whiskered old hay makers tn
soured on life young and never
Il was about to remark, go'
we wish a conveyance to take
us to the camp of Mr.. Blocker
Fish
"Ye do, eh?" growls Hiram.
Wall. let's see We git itl' and
with that he grabs up the pals
and pokes off towards the house.
oh, l say, nowl" sings out
Ogden. Stop a moment, my
good fellow, and
"Ah. cut out that good fellow
businessl can't you?' says |.
This amt no cab stand. Here,
YOU drop into the background,
Ogden, and let me handle
him"
But | has a Job cut out for
me Old gloom face don't feel
any too kindly towards folks IN
store clothes anyway, and beln'
passed the hired help hail hasn't
softened his crouch much He
lets me follow him into the kltCh-
en- and watch while he strains
the milk, and then | gets out
of him that Zeke is off over in
the next township, don a
hayin' stunt, and that he has
both hosses with him SO there S
no ridin' to San Susie for us,
unless we 90 in a wheelbarrow.
Next | puts it to him gentle
that four rations of hot grub and
whatever sleepin' acCommoda-
tions he can spare for the night
would make him our best friend.
He warns up to that PROPOSE
ton like a boy does to haVln'
his ears washed. First off, he
don't keep no hotel, nohow.
Nextly. the old woman's laid
up with rheumatic, and he has
all he can do to rustic his own
grub. More n that, he don't
know as it's his lookout If folks
go tearin around the country in
automobiles that break down.
Serve EN- darned we'll right! he
says. Maybe they won't scare
the gizzards out of 50 many
young colts, b'gosh!
Il know what's the matter
with you, uncle says /
You're hankerin' for some
more polite conversation with
Huh" says he. That dud
cane that talks like he had h,
mouth?
You're a great describer, uncl
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
.RUM0R FACTORY
STARTS SEPARATIONS
LATEST YARN is THAT BRADLEY
is USING MONEY COR
RUPTLY.

The rumor factory began full time
operation as soon as the primary en-
tries we're all In. The most interest
ing -rumors concerned John Nj. Nc
Gregor, Democratic candidate for the
mayoralty nomination"
Administration Democrats claim
that McGregor was until recently IN
favor OF William T. Dust for mayor,
that Republican candidates ideas in
regard to municipal ownership OF
street railway being somewhat similar
to his own.
Dust had nothing to do with Nc
Gregor's entry" said stauncn sup
porter OF the former. Capt. McGreg'
or Is q firm and old-time friend Of
Daniel j. Campau. 1t does not require
much brain work TO discern where he
has q reason for entering.'
Another rumor, coming from War
ner headquarters, Is to the effect tina.
a meeting OF 200 registrars and in
spectors OF election friendly TO DR.
Bradley was held in Harmonic hall
Thursday evening. and that Il large
amount OF money has been passed out
in the Bradley campaign.
81 know of no such meeting" de-
clared VIM. s. Dever. Bradley's Wayne
county manager IF one had been
held. | think they would have told me
Neither have heard OF any undue use
of money"
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
HID DEN DANGERS

Uric zcid IL a deadly poison that is
produced In the human body. aud IL Is
the duty OF the kidneys TO collect this
poison from the blood. and TO pass II
safely out OF the syste-> together
with all waste water.
II is the presence In the body OF an
excess OF uric acid that causes SO
much pain and suffering. and SO many
of the aches that are commonly at.
tributed to rheumatism.
The kidneys are bean-shaped organs.
composed OF masses OF little tubes, all
OF which pour their secretions into a
main channel that leads 10 the blad-
DER. In this way the kidneys pass of
more than an ounce OF poison every
day when In health.
But IL does not take much to set
the kidneys back, and when they get
behind. they can not right themselves
without help. The uric acid begins to
clog the kidneys. causing that dull.
heavy aching In the back. and sharp
twinges when STOPPING or lifting. 1t
crystalizes in the muscles and joints,
and every turn or twist brings keenest
torture Ii attacks the nerves with
neuralgia and sciatica. Ii brings head.
ache, dizziness. 1anguor and disorders
or the urine.
Try good kidney medicine, II you
have any OF the above symptoms.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
YOUNG men AND WOMEN
WANTED
MISS HEDwIG HALLEEN,

Who completed the bookkeeping and
shorthand courses in six months ana
has been placed by President Miles as
stenographer and bookkeeper with one
OF the leading concerns In the city.
IT. costs no more to attend a good
school than II does poor one. In fact.
II costs less to attend Miles college,
than any other business institution for
the simple reason that you get
twelve months course in six months.
This gives you six months training alb
solutely free under the best instructors
obtainable
Miles College has entered upon its
twenty-third year. and Is upon
stronger financial basis than ever be-
fore. What we want most, just now
says President Miles, lis large num-
Der of energetic young men and women
TO prepare FOR good PAYING POSITIONS,
A trained expert. That Is what Miles
completes the course. Every depart
ment Is equipped with all the new and
valuable methods known to the bust
ness world and thus every graduate Is
fitted for an active business life.
In the bookkeeping department the
student is Supplied with a cash capital
and begins actual practice by buying
In the shorthand department. the
Charter system. the most wonderful
phonetic discovery OF the age. Is
taught and speed of one hundred
weeks hundred words a minute!
Just think of it, No other college in
Detroit teaches the Charter system
but Miles.
-releRraphy- Is ana of the best profess
sions In the entire business world.
Nearly every high salaried railroad Of
fetal in this country began as tele-
graph operator. II you want to be a
railroad president begin by learning
telegraphy, but don't give the best ten
years OF your life TO learning the bust
ness In some country office. when you
lean enter a business college and get n
more thorough and practical training In
six months. In the telegraphy depart
mont OF Miles College there Is fully
equipped tCTeRrapTT seTv1Ce Hru trrvT IN :
| tire daily routine OF n modern railroad
| life is taught by actual practice
In the mechanical drawing ana en-
RineerinR department individual In
struotion" is the method employed. tt
IL In charge OF an expert craftsman.
who has had years or practical expert
ence.
Every graduate Of Miles College is
placed In a good paving position, and
| lust now the President has a list Of
good positions waiting for trained eX-
perts For full Information write or
call
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
FR|SCHKE GOES TO
ASYL j N IN
IONA
JUDGE CONNOLLY AGREES WITH
ALiENiSTS THAT WIFE SLAYER
is INsANE-REcovERY NOT AT
ALL PROBABLE.

Christian Frischke. who stabbed his
wife to death Aug. 13 because OF an
insane jealousy OF his own son, was
committed to the state asylum for
the criminal insane at Ionia by Judge
Connolly Friday morning. Frischke,
who was in court. seemed to realize
the meaning of the=eaHrt.s= aetien.=hHt
he expressed no emotion. The court
found, from the reports of the alien
lists who examined Frischke. that he
was insane at the time of the murder,
that he Is still insane and therefore
In no condition to stand trial.
In the opinion of the doctors,
Frischke will never recover. as he Is
suffering from fixed delusional in
sanity, which is n a progressive ma
ture.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
INTERURBAs LINES.
Detroit Un,..d Interurb.n Lines.

Detroit United interurbsn Lines.
Time table subject TO change with
out sL GStloi GsnsTs. ssslS.rs ss June
Romeo sss si' Orion a. ana ossors. n. and
hourly. until II .. m. For Flint. =
Fer wy.sdotts and Tr.nton-s3o q;
:. m, then hall. hourly 70 t:os D.. m.
s saiG ysry e 70 SHs to NOS .R.n hourly sni1
hsif.houriy to ii;sS D m. sundays
" For Rsy.i Oak. R,r~,rss-m ana
pcrtisc--s:So =. m. then Nsif hourly
until .. m. then hourly until II p.
N First car ons-half hour later on
r"r Fr-y.i.xtou. Worthwhile. orchard
y.s&e swA Pontsse--6 a. m. and hourly
until Up M First car one hour later
" r.sTrai%?:,..nwsr :y,.rrw-;seo,y,,
M w. s." p ?: ~ and as p m to call;
CITY and Port Huron hourly. "a m. 70
n, m: also sEp.. m. 70 Marine CITY
Local ears RIM VIA Algccac. To W.
y. m. ana hourly vrtn ~ p. m. To Me-
Clemens VIA Shore rine. hourly e:ss a
m, ~ 80 m also - p. m.
.uonr Irvp Rv.ro,edo L;nit.d.
b.1o y. N locals for Lockwood. New
mort Monroe and Toledo. hourly. s.se
n m fo- Monroe
UvrruOvw. JArwsOv ~uvcAG0
Rv--Limtteds. 7i5 m. t1'tB and
s.45 y. m. Locals for Jackson, a.
~ md everv two hours until ? .. m
for Ann ArAar.L q ard hourly until
~ n m: FOR SaVne. 6'sn m. and
cverv two bows untu $50 n m. also
IN m: Tor Plymouth and Worthwhile
7:s0 a. m. and every two hours until
e.sn m. also II .. m.
tinn CORNER Of rarred ana ariswoid-
cts. 'ast cars awaiting the closing Of
.theaters.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
BLAND IS IN
THE RACE AGAIN
WILL CONTEST WITH LORD AND
MackAY FOR SENATORIAL
NOMINATION.

A peculiar situation has arisen In
the Third senatorial district over the
entrance OF j. Edward Bland few
minutes before the list closed. Bland
represented the old Third district
while John ID. MacKay represented
the old Second district. By the redis.
tricting. they were thrown into the
same district and ii appeared % be a
fight between them alone.
Bland dropped out on a promise that
he would get federal position and
George Lord. strong Warner man
went into the fight to defeat MacKay,
who is boxer
Then there came a shift in the
cards somehow. Bland got uneasy
and entered the race again. II was
too late for Lord to withdraw had he
so desired and so MacKay is left
with two opponents.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
Carrie Kissed When
She Attacks Taft
and Roosevelt

Mrs. Carrie Nation delivered an adj
dress before an audience that filled
every available inch Of space In the
main auditorium of the Grand River
Ave Metheaist- ehufeh..as- we'll as-the
large galleries. Thursday evening
When she made telling points against
the liquor traffic she was greeted with
applause and many In the audience
In true Methodist style. showed their
complete approval of her strenuous
style by shouting loudly Amen
GLORY to God" That's So" and the
like. Some OF her peculiar in,erpre
tations of Biblical passages. as relat
ing to the liquor trafic brought forth
no end OF laughter, as well as her
story OF how she smashed. when she
smashed and what she smashed. She
opened up her Walls of wrath on the
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
John c. LODGE HAS
SOUND PLATFORM

John C. Lodge. formerly mayors
secretary and now a candidate for one
OF the Republican nominations for the
legislature announces the following
platform:
such general law for the incor-
poratIon OF cities, under the new con.
stitution. as will leave the widest pos
sible latitude TO the cities in the con.
duct of their own local affairs.
"A good civil service law, provid-
ing for the application OF the merit
system to all departments OF the city
overnment.
"A statewide direct primary law. 10
apply to all offices, and the abolition
of the 40 per cent clause.
"a law similar TO the Dust bill OF
the last session. providing for the al
valorem taxation of telephone and
telegraph companies"
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
BREAK PAROLE AND
ARE SENT TO PRISON

William Sadler and George Mapes,
paroIed by Judge Pheian last winter
after being arrested on a burglary
charge. pleaded guilty before Judge
Connolly, Friday, to charges OF break
ing and entering. Sadler broke into
residence while Mapes entered a
drug store. securing only few small
articles. The former drew not less
than two-and-one-half years In Jack
son, while Mapes was sentenced to
not less than four years in Marquette.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
Page Three'

There is nothing else 30 prompt ana
effective as Doan's Kidney Pills. and
this remedy has no effect on the other
organs, except to- drive out the uric
poison that interrupts their action II
cures the kidneys and thus ends the
cause OF disease. Rich. pure blood and
lasting health result.
lDoan's Kidney Pills are recon-
mended by your own townspeople.
DETROIT PROOF. (
J. A. Murray, 5O4 Canton-st.. Detroit.
Mich, says: Since Doan's Kidney
Pills cured me OF kidney trouble I
have never had occasion TO use them.
OF any other kidney remedy. Prior to
their use, suffered a great deal from
constant pains through my back. ac-
companied by headaches and dizzy
spells. had no energy or ambition.
and sometimes felt SO tired and worn
out that II seemed as II | would be
unable 10 perform my work. When
learned OF Doan's Kidney Pills | pro-
cured box at Gray az Woreester's
drug store. and after using them
short time felt like a different man.
The pains in my back disappeared, as
/ also It'd the other annoyances. wilt
always recommend this remedy when
hear anyone complaining OF kidney
! trouble"
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
81 Of BRITISH
CREW DROWNED
REPORT CONCERNING THE SINK.
ING OF STEAMER DuNEARN,
OFF PORT GoTo.

TOXIC. Aug. 2S.-The British
steamer Dunearn was sunk two days
ago, in typhoon, which foundered hei
off -tha-eeast of Port Goto, ON the isl
and OF Kiuhiu. 1t was reported thai
81 OF the So members OF the crew
persisted. The information was
brought here from Moi, a small towr
on the island. The British consul Ii
investigating.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29

PROPOSALS FOR FORAGE AND
STRAW.--Chief Quartermaster's Office,
Federal building, Chicago. Ill, July 30,
1905. Sealed proposals, in triplicatc,
will be received here. and at offices OF
quartermasters at posts named below,
until IL O'Clock a. m. September 1.
1905, and then opened. for furnishing
Forage and Straw for delivery as re .
uuired during period commencing Oc-
tober ], 1908 and ending June 80. 1907.
BENJAMIN Harrison, Ind. Thomas, Ky
Brady and Wayne, Mich. Information
furnished on application here or to
quartermasters at posts named. En-
velopes containing proposals to be In
dorsed proposals for Forage" and adj
: fIr4ssaI-to--lslilLl tnt mas ers--of-Fest
named or 20 LIEUT. COL w. w ROR-
lNSON JR., c. q. NJ
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
COUNTY TREASURER
MAY BE REMOVED

ALBANY. n. Y. Aug. 2S.--ln a
statement today made by State Comp
troller Glynn, relative to the results
OF an investigation into the financial
affairs OF Orleans county. II was stat
ed that county Treasurer G. Royce
Sawyer had expended the sum of S.
933.s6 during his present term in pay
ment OF unaudited claims. The comp
troller asserts that this constitutes
malfeasance In Office for which the
treaaurer might be removed The
freasnrer-s books are fHIitfess. =
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29

A Humbert, club. formed to further
tho interest of George Humbeit can.
didate FOR register or deeds, was or
ganized Thursday night In the hall at
No. S32 Superior-st. The officers are
President. Joseph Polarski: secretary,
Joseph Rutta: treasurer. Max Sol
kowski.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29

A breechloader called the Fergu-
son was I'm use in the revolutionary
war. The first United states patent
for a breech-loading musket was
granted TO Thornton Il Hin. of North
Yarmouth. Mass, May 81, 1911. The
first successful breech-loading. shot.
gun was that Of Lefaucheux. invented
about 1852, following many imprac'
teal devices.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
1oa TYPHOID CASES NOW
IN PHILADELPHIA

PHILADELPHIA, Aug. ga jump
of 81 cases In the number OF the city s
typhoid fever cases brought the weeks
total to the high water mark OF lO2
cases, the highest record reached
since the final week OF last February,
when 1879 cases were reported.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
OPPOSITION DOESN'T
WORRY THOMPSON

Mayor Thompson is inclined to liz.
more the oppositIon-of his Two OPP
ponents in the contest for the Demo
cratic mayoralty nomination.
If acknowledge no opposition"
stated the mayor Friday
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
Budweiser.

The most popular beer in the world.
There Is less profit To the dealer who
sells #. because II costs most at the
brewery. yet ITS sales exceed those of
all other Bottled Beers, which proves
that its superiority Is recognized ev-
erywhere.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
sh. Lies Good THINGS.

Mrs. Chas E. Smith. OF West Frank
lin. Maine, says: Il Ike good things
and have adopted DR., Kings New Life
pills as our family laxative medicine.
because they are good and do their
work without making a fuss about II.
These painless purifiers sold at r. z.
Kinsel's. Central Drug Co. and Gray
x-areastnr,e- dsuE- stores -
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29

STR. CITY OF CHATHAM makes q
round trip from Detroit to Chatham
every Friday and Saturday. leaving
foot OF Randolph street at A. m, ro-
turning. leaves Chatham at d. m.
Fare round trip. 75c; one way, soc. One
ing at 8 o'clock and on Monday and
Wednesday at p. m. JOHN STEVEN
SON Agent. IT OF Randoiph-st.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
Cop Injured While Chasing Boys.

Patrolman Frank o. Miesel. Of the
Trumbull precinct. was chasing a
crowd of mischievous boys, Friday
morning. when, In jumping from a
high fence, he fell, seriously injuring
his heart He was removed to his
home at No 995 Baldwin-ave. in a
carriage and will be, laid up for sew
eral days, the attending physicians
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29

wesry-sonnie, do you like Pie?
Sonnie-Yes, sir.
Weary--Den run In an ask yer ma
for one an I'll give 7ouse a piece
BROOKLYN Eagle
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
DETROIT COLLEGE ...n.- .ss
FOIfNDCD IN IeT.

Conducted by the Jesuit Fathers. Col
lcgiate and Preparatory Departments.
Entrance through certificate from APP
proved schools or by examination
The next session will begin on Tues
day Sept. sth. Entrance examinations
will be held Aug. 2Sth and 18th Terms.
$50 per session OF 10 months Apply
at the College. Ofhce hours. s-iZ L. ia-
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
C.. IEIOICH c...m ";
WHITE STAR LINE.

WHITE STAR LINE.
Wharf foot OF Griswoid-st
For the Flats, Tashm0o Park and
Port Huron, and Way Ports.
Twice daily. Leave week days. $3.50
q. m. and $3.50 D. m: Sundays, $500 -
IN. and $3.50 y. m. and for the Flat
and st. Clair way ports. daily Except
Sunday. $3.50 p. m
For Toledo and sugar Island
Twice daily Leave week days. Sis O
m. and 400 o. m; Sundays S:46 q m
and 500 .. m.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29

The three leading sugar refineries
OF Japan have put up /s245,OO0 gold as
a guaranty to an agreement that their
combined production would be re-
stricted to 279,000 bags.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29
LAKE AND RTvrw sTrsMrRs.
A40 Bas City Division

Depart foot or Ranuoip n-st
Leave Detroit Tuesdays and Fridays NJ
10 a m. for ~. Clair. Port Huron, Lex.
lngtop, Port sanilac, Forester, Forest
Vile. Harb~r Beach. Port Hope and Uay
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29

London Fair-Grand Trunk Railway
System.
September 18th, 18th, l4th, 10th
18TH ,............. ......... xJ.O5
September 18TH also september
18th .....,............s.... $3.50
Return limit September 2ist.
CITY Ticket Office, 124 Woodward Ave.
Phone NJ. 49,
The Detroit times., 1908-08-29

uu-tnes--ifke Printing. No russ and
no feathers. The plain. neat kind. that
looks right Times Printing CO.. IL
John R.-sI Phone 1898