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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-06-19
6RfN0 Laxative Fruit Syrup
80 q q N "a y - PIeasant and
Cures Chronic CONSTIPATION, Stomach and Liver Trouble

The condition of the patient remains I'M
changed. The Stomach, Liver and Bowels
have not been stimulated and in few
days stronger purgative may have to be
taken. This is why Pills and AperientI
Waters never give permanent relief.
Their violent action results in an unnat-
ural movement of the bowels and it isnec-
essary to keep taking them indefinitely.
Why ORINO is different.
ORNo Laxative Fruit syrup is the only
preparation that really acts upon all
of the digestive organs. Other prepar-
ations act upon the lower bowel only and
do not touch the Liver. 1t can very read
lily be seen that preparation that does
not act upon all of the digestive organs
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-06-19

can not cure Chronic Constipation, Torpid
Liver, Indigestion, Sour Stomach, etc.
For BiliousneSs and Sick
Headache.
Take ORNo Laxative Fruit Syrup. Is
sweetens the stomach, aids digestion and
acts as gentle stimulant on the liver and
bowels without irritating these organs.
Clears the Complexion.
ORNo Laxative Fruit Syrup stimulates
the liver and thoroughly cleanses the
system and clears the complexion Of
pimples and blotches. 1t is the best lax
ative for women and children as it is
mild and pleasant, and does not grippe or
sicken. Refuse substitutes.
We Fruit Syrup and if YOU
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-06-19
Money, Silver, Etc.

Total sales for the day, 295, 100 shares
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
1s9be narvel, Sbe Deanine
ano Sbe Power Of the
Resurrection
No Groe
1sp yuiIliam CrosweIl Doane
Bishop OF HIbanp

Translated into plain English, the
great Easter thought is that We may
not be absorbed and immersed Ia
merely earthly. temporal, carnal
thoughts and things. Life, never more
than in our day, is crowded with busi-
ness, with pleasure, even where II IL
not choked with indulgence and sue
cess.
The idlers and loungers, with no
many
The craze for accumulation of ma
terial wealth Is wearing out the
strength and dulling all the finer facul-
ties of men and women. And the
carelessness and idleness of people
who, with opportunities of service to
society and the demands of home du-
ties, waste daylight hours and turn
night into day with games of chance,
accentuated too often with the covet-
BUSINESS of gambling, are a reproach
to the best inheritances and instincts
of Americans.
"You have no leisure class In Ameri-
Ca" an Englishman said once to an
American girl.
yes" she said, I'VE have, but we
call them tramps.
Leisure there ought to be. Men and
women there must be who are free
from the strain and strenuousness of
incessant occupation, but 1t ought to
be leisure for intellectual cultiva-
tion, for philanthropic interest, for
the storing OF energy. physical. mental
and spiritual. which shall benefit man
kind.
Awake thou that sleepest and arise
from the dead" This Is the Easter
call, the Easter cry.
Hiding even one talent in the nap
kin of refined Incidence or self-indul-
gence or burying II in the dirt Of
sensuality and sin, either one makes
an Improbable servant" and lays up
against the second coming of the Lord
an account of wasted powers and lost
opportunities which will then be be-
yond recall.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
colorlna Easter EGGS.

There stlll exist plenty of old-fash-
ioned mothers who spend the day be-
fore Easter coloring eggs and staining
them with printed calico. II the chill
dren are permitted TO participate 1t is
a really gloriously mussy event, in
which they revel and scream with
delight. There is no pastime so charm
Ing to the youthful heart as
those particularly delicious kinds
OF plays that cause all sorts
OF havoc to ones garments and
ones countenance. Ink bottles
and coal pals have ever been the
favored playthings of infancy. These
may possibly be considered miserable
makeshifts for the delights of digging
in mother earth. Anyway the Easter
egg dyeing process has qualifications
not unlike those of the ink we'll and
the coal bin. After the dyeing there
Is sure to be cleaning. But what
matters that? The fun is the main
thing. The results are nothing.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
He AsPlRED TOO SOON.
How the Man With Ambition Was
Presented With Black Eye.

Presented With Black Eye.
The man with a black eye sat down
in the center of the street car, and of
course the dozen other passengers took
furtlve glances at him and wondered
II he called the other fellow liar first.
Finally the man at his right felt it his
duty to query:
Did stick fly up when you were
chopping woodY
"No, sir"
Get up in the night and run against
an open door"
"No, sir"
Didn't tell the iceman that he'd
been cheating you all summer, ehY
81 didn't. got this black eye by ex-
ploding legend, sir"
II don't exactly understand"
isn't 1t said In this country and
doesn't everybody believe that a man
can aspire TO the highest position"
"Of course. That's part of our great
system"
"Well, it's all tommyrot. | was drink
| ing glass of beer I'm saloon yester-
day, and | happened TO remark that |
aspired to the presidency and FIVE men
piled on to me and gave me this black
| eye and kicked me outdoors"
"Um! | see" replied the other.
"Well, what do you seer"
"You aspired too high and too soon.
The legend is all right, but ii is ex.
pected that n man viii serve one term
as alderman first and steal enough TO
pay his campaign expenses."-
more American.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
Cause For Gratitude.

The benevolent looking old gentle
man on the seat in front turned around
and spoke to the mother of the little
chcrub whose sticky fingers had beer
smearing chocolate creams on his balt
head.
"Are there any more at home like
him" he asked, with IA genial smile.
"Oh, now she said. "ue's our only
child"
THANK heavenw he exclaimed fer
vently. Tribune.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11

$50 cant induce you to handle my
line of remediesf' said the patent med
icine salesman as he closed his grips
Don't the citizens around here ust
any kind of curesY
only the rest cure, stranger" drawl
cd the proprietor of the general store
You can find half hundred of then
on the fence and on the porch and be
hind the stove using that cure now
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11

should II be thought thing incred-
BILE with you that God should raise
he dead?' still has but one answer
camely, that there is no reason why
{ should be thought incredible; be-
ause raising the dead, as the Apos,
le illuetrates II in his Epistle to the
'orimllians, Is the most natural and
.Sual thing In the world under certain
onditioEs. THAT which men SOW is
1ot qulckened except 1t die"
Life not only after, but through
and by means of death, is the univer-
al law and the universal event. Only
here must come first the undolng by
ccay Of the bondage within which the
cinciple of the seed Is held. So long
5 It's imprisoned in the she'll II is
bare grain" but when its outer COW
ring is shed in the cocoon, or broken
n the egg or rotted in the grain. then
ne latent life comes forth and God
lives it body and ito every seed It's
own body? SO after death and burial
VIXEN the wrappings OF this earthly
Ceab are dissolved and done away.
the body that shall be" "the body of
slory' shall emerge in the fullness of
time.
The miracle or marvel of the resur-
rection OF Jesus Christ, like other
nlraclcs, lies In the fact that II dis
cFarded tsc element Of time and also
did away with the conditions OF de-
cay. '1Ie saw no corruption"
=. 4. -, L.. s.ft
for the meaning of 1t.
First of all. of course, 1t means that
al the dead shall rise and live again.
"lf we believe that Jesus died and
rose again, even so they that sleep
In Jesus will God bring with Him."
The corollary to the article in the
creed, "the third day He rose again."
Is the article 81 believe in the resur-
rection of the body, look for the
resurrection of the dead or from the
dead" One does not need one would
not dare TO draw away the hearts and
blessed revelation of Holy Scripture,
this strong and positive assertion of
the Christian faith. But II is wrong
to postpone the meaning of our Lords
resurrection to this final point of hu.
man history II has clear and more
immediate application of what the
Apostle calls the power of His resur-
rection," dead indeed unto sin, but
alive unto God. through Jesus Christ
our Lord" This must be recognized
and realized as the immediate practi-
cal purpose and result of the great
fact of Easter Day.
What Is its message to men and
women?
1t is easy to dream dream Of hope
and delight about the future; easy to
have a sentiment and emotion that en-
able us to face physical death with
an outlook beyond the~grave and con
sole us in the hour of bereavement
| God forbid that there should be any
shadowing OF this hope. But the prac
tical question concerns our daily life
now.
Humanity stands to-day, as II has
| stood for all these centuries, facinl
| the fact of the wonderful life that oul
Lord lived here on earth, with Tho
strange and inexplicable combination
OF fieslily reality without the restraints
and hindrances of the flesh. And tina
means. in the first place, the patterI
set, and in ths next place the powe
| given TO US to live our lives on highe
lines.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
The New Learning.

They taught him how 60 hemstitch, and
they taught him how TO sing.
And how TO make a basket out of varie-
gated string.
And how TO fold a paper 80 he wouldn't
hurt his thumb
They taught lot to Berthe. but he
couldn't
doR
sum.
They taught him how to mold the head Of
Hercules in clay.
And how TO tell the difference 'twixt blue
bird and the Jay,
And how TO sketch a horsle In little pie
ture frame;
But, strangely they forgot to teach him
how to
spell lis
name.
Now. Bertle's pa was Grabbed. and he
went one day 10 ind
What twas they did TO make his son 30
backward in the mind.
II don't want BERTHE wreekedP' he cried
In temper far from cool.
II want him educatedl So he
took him
out OF
school
Jersey Jingies," by Leonard II. Rob
bins.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11

The Bridegroom ION the return from
the honeymoon)-Hell What's this?
All the bills for your trousseau? Why,
I thought your father paid these.
Bride-It is customary, dear. But he
thought you would rather do It than
give him the humiliation of borrowing
che money from you.-New York Life.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
Symbol Of Christianity.

We dare not forget to-day that we
venerate an empty Cross; 1t is
empty forever of that Burden which
once hung there, tortured, dying,
dead; and banished, too. is that
blankness OF despair that sad dis.
may and disillusion with which Il
was yelled until the first Easter
morning. The Cross-not the Cru.
cifix-is the symbol of Christianity
Walter Lowrle.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
The Only Thing Possible.

"My wife insisted upon my attend
ing her pink tea yesterday afternoon,
ana | simply had to swear under my
breath"
"Why, how was that"
"What else could do? There were
ladies prescnt."-Cathollc STANDARD and
Times.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
poreatio Comfort.

Excuse me for not stopping" ex.
claimed Little. "I'm in hurry to get
home"
That's rather unusual" said Large.
whats the trouble?'
MY wife has cold" explained Lit
tie, "and she can't speak over whls-
peri Bohemian Magazine.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11

Now Annabel IL plunged In thought.
Her forehead wears a frown.
She hardly hears me when 1 speak.
She journeys oft to town.
I've caught her posing more than once
Before the mirror. too,
And trying bows against her hair
Pink. purple. green and blue.
6he leaves the new plano shut,
The magazines unread.
And sits for hours with silent lips
And sadly dropping head.
But am not alarmed. because
| know the symptoms that
Appear each year when she begins
TO plan her Easter hat
-Minna Irving In New York Press.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
feast Of Caps"

Good Friday is often called the
Feast of Caps from an old1me Gus.
tom which required every lady to ap.
pear In new house cap. whilh Faster
Sunday was known as the Feast Of
Hats" for similar reason.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
Jones TRAVELS ON,
Reaches Huckleberry Hill After a
Tramp of Fourteen Miles.
LOVE is HIS LECTURE THEME
No More Sentiment About II Today
Than Buying a Briekyard or Trad
ing Horses, Declares @. Hope-The
Old Fashioned Kind For Him.

copyright, 1908, by t. c. MoClure.1
"Ladies and Gentlemen of Huckle-
berry HILL arrived in your midst only
two hours ago after walk of fourteen
miles along the railroad track from
Spoonersville. had only time TO tack
up single notice on the door of the
blacksmith shop To the effect that the
celebrated Q. Hope Jones would deliv-
er his lecture this evening, and yet l
see before me most of the Inhabitants
of this enterprising and romantically
Situated burg. The receipts Mt the door
are only 80 cents, but | am no sordld
wretch. love money only because 1t
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
BOWSER'S FOOD TALK
Figures to Show That Man Eats
Too Much.
MEAT AS HEALTH DESTROYER

fs Directly Responsible For one nun
dred Thousand Victims In America
Every Year, Says the Old Philoso-
pher.
copyright, 1905, by I. c. McClure.1
"Homc, eh2 2" saluted Mrs. Bowser as
Mr.. Bowser arrived from the Office the
other evening. "Well, the cook has got
one of the incest dinners we have had
for week, and it's waiting for you"
Mr. Bowser grunted and took n par
eel from his overcoat and carried It
down to the table. Then he made q
great display Of removing the paper
and brought to light carrot and n
turnip
isn't It too early I'm the season to be-
gin making gaTden? asked Mrs. Bow
ser, with smile
"No one is going to make garden.
These vegetables are to constitute my
dinner tonight. Tomorrow night shall
bring others. have got through max
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
- - l>1 ~

Easter young pauses
loose a
Is IN sunlight overpoued
Or the round OF years worth
is orth n ife o sorrow. o
8 the Sepuche
of o
Ienten IN. ashes 10
o
tive
a worn-o
8
shining
he many feedt W
be
Thou shall
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
No Protection,

Hes just hypocrite. Isn't 1t dis.
gusting for a man TO use his religion as
n clOak?"
yes; and, what's more. it's foolish,
Tor religion such as his is necessarily
so flimsy that he's liable to catch cold
I'm t"-Phlladelphia Press.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
A HousewlfeIy Request,

She-Dearest, are you going fishing?
He-Yes, darling.
She-Well, want TO put up some
preserves this year. Won't you catch
me some jellynsh?-Baltimore Amerl'
can,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11

WHEN the mod.
ern mind staggers
before the story
of the resurrec-
tion OF j e s. Il s
Christ from the
dead 1t fails to
realize what its
only actual diff
Guilty is. st. Paul's
question: why
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
No Chance For Romance.

He-And is there no hope that you
can ever learn to love me?
She-None whatever. Ny family Is
200 strongly In favor of you Kansas
City Times.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11
[copyright, 1908, by I. c. Mcclure.l

hOOl INN
ing a menagerie OF my stomach and
destroying my health and shortening
my years"
"And so you are going to turn TO
horse and COW feed|
81 am going 10 turn to sensible things
to the food that nature intended man
10 live on aud has so bountifully pro.
vided for his sustenance. Mrs. BOwser,
j can show you statistics that would
make you chill with horror"
about whatY
about the way that nine tenths of
the world are living today and killing
themselves off by too much eating--by
eating things that nature never intend
ed should be eaten. Did Adam eat
roast beefW
perhaps not"
"You know he didn't. Did Eve eat
mashed potatoes? Did Cain or Abel
hog down scalloped oysters? Was
there rice pudding with raisns in it
awaiting Ham? Meats are directly re-
sponsible for 100000 deaths in Amer
lea every year Alince pies kill OF
100000. Puddings perish off half as
many more. Death stares in the face
every man that eats brOlled lobster.
Bakers bread kills more than the chol-
era. Butter has slaughtered thousands
of families, and so on through the list.
tell you, woman, the world Is living
on the brink of precipice, as 1t were.
The human stomach has reached its
limits. Dyspepsia. indigestion and
death are rearing their hydra heads in
eyery land in the universe, and it is
time to call halt"
"And turn to carrots and turnipsW
"Yes, ma'am. Nature planned mans
food. and turnips and carrots are on
the bill of fare. / have no doubt that
you will play the muse as usual, and
refuse to eat them, but that will make
no difference with my programme.
From this time on take care OF my
stomach"
81 suppose some crank was in the
Office today"
"Never mind You about cranks. You
may call man who knows how 10 live
a crank, but that doesn't make him
one. Look at this carrot! Observe its
golden color! Here is richness with
out Indigestion. Here is strength and
vitality without the risk of dyspepsia.
One-third Of it contains more nutrl-
ment than that big hunk Of roast beef
before us And behold this turnip!
1t is the food that enabled Adam TO
uproot trees and play baseball with
powders weighing ton"
"Ie must have eaten n hundred
bushels at a time, then" replied Mrs.
Bowser, 'for we all know that turnips
are 90 per cent water"
Stomach Feels Better.
"Very well. Go ahead and kill your
self If you will, but shall go my way.
My stomach already feels better than
1t has for a whole year"
Mrs. Bowser said no more. She ate
heartily of the food before her, and
Mr.. Bowser cbanked away on his veg
etables and tried TO look and act as II
lie enjoyed them. At any rate, he
found himself filed up after time
and he went up to the sitting room tc
smoke and read the paper. An hour
later when Mrs. Bowser was deep In
a book and the family cat had made
up its mind that there would be moth
ing doing that night, the vegetarian
gave sudden start.
tits the cats In the back yard" said
Mrs. Bowser as she looked up.
But II wasn't. Five minutes latel
there was a second start. followed by
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-04-11

Jersey Jingies." by Leonard II. Rob
bins.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-12
NEW DIGESTIVE
JUICES WANTED
MORE GASTRIC JUICE AND
NO FERMENTATION OF FOOD
Absolute Relief from All Stomach
Trouble Is Merely Matter of TAX
ing some Diapepsin-You VIII
Wonder Five Minutes Afterwards
Why You Hcsitatcd So Long.

If what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like a lump of
lead. refusing to digest, or you belch
gas and eructate sour, undigested
food or have a feeling of dizziness,
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad
taste in mouth and stomach head
ache-this is indigestion.
A full case of Pape's Diapepsin costs
only so cents and will thoroughly cure
the forst case of dyspepsia, and leave
sufficient about the house in case
some one else in the family may suf-
fer from stomach trouble or indiges-
ton.
Ask your pharmacist to show you
the formula plainly printed on these
5O-cent cases, then you will under
stand why dyspeptic trouble of all
kinds must go, and why they usually
relieve a sour stomach or indigestion
in five minutes. Get a case now and
eat one triangule after your next meal
They are harmless and taste like cam
dy, though each contains power suf-
ficient to digest and prepare for as
similation into the blood all the food
you eat; besides, it makes you go to
the table with a hearty, healthy appe-
tite; but, what will please you most
is that you will feel that your stom-
ach and intestines are clean and
fresh, and you will not need to resort
to laXatives or liver pills for bilious
ness or constipation.
This city will have many Diapepsn
cranks as some people will call them,
but you Will be cranky about this
splendid stomach prescription, too. If
you ever have indigestion or gastritis
or any ther stomach misery, and eat
just one triangule of Diapepsin.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-12

Woods Liver Medicine in liquid
form regulates the liver, relieves sick
headache, constipation, stomach, kid
ney disorders and acts as a gentle lax
ative. For chills, fever and malaria.
It's tonic effects on the system felt
with the first dose The 81 bottle
contains 21a times as much as the soc
size. Sold by A. c. Koeppen & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-12
Public Lands.

There are in the Continental
United States 3S6,S73.7S7 acres of un-
appropriated and unreserved lands
and almost an equal amount in Alas
ka. In the year ending June 30,
1908. there were 1856 entries, COW
ering 4242,71059 acres, number
which has been exceeded in only two
years. 1t is evident, therefore, that
there is no present need to increase
the size of holdings granted to each
homesteader. rs has been recently
urged since the desire to secure a
homestead of 100 acres is still strong
enough to increase rather than to
diminish the average number of en-,
tries per year.
The public land laws. as they eX-
list today, do not furnish the necessary
protection to the peoples interests
in the public lands. Changes are me-
cessary not only because the present
laws are not suited to existing condi>
tions, but also partly because those
laws, as originally drawn, contemplate
tu CuuultlplIS anu HSCuS NilSH hdNo
been greatly modified, both by
changed conditions of the country and
by various decisions of the land de,
partment and of the courts.
Nation should Hold Possession.
The nation should hold in its own
possession. and maintain in efficient
condition, those areas which are less
valuable for agricultural use or home.
making than for conserving unique
natural beauty and wonders, the
water supply, and the timber
The resources still belonging direct
ly to the nation, which must neces,
sarily be diminished and finally de,
stroyed by use, should be exploited
and used in a way to return the
greatest benefit in the long run TO the
greatest number, the essential caution
being to prevent waste. and, without
prohibiting or hindering economical
development, prevent such monopoly
as might artificially increase the cost
of the resources to the people beyond
what would bring to the eXploiter
full reasonable profit and no more.
When the land itself. Independent
of the minerals under its surface. Is
more valuable for agricultural use
than for permanent dedication to
public use, it should be given. in such
areas as will furnish a reasonable
living to an average family. to those
who will actually make homes on It
and to no others.
loses TO Livestock and Crops.
An important factor in reducing the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-12
Dillon Man Shot.

Thomas Kelly, well known young
man of Dillon, Mont, was accidental
ly killed a few days ago by the dis
charge Of his rifle which fell off his
wagon. He uttered the cry I'm
shot" and fell over dead
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-12

Vigor and cheerful.
ness soon disappear
when the kidneys are
out of order or dis.
eased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that it is not uncom-
mon for a child to be
born afflicted with
weak kidneys IffI,a
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-12
The PubIlc Rangt
SManD lands.

There are in this country some rs
or so million acres Of swamp ana
overflowed land nearly all of which
can and should be drained and pro-
tected, and thus added to our cultl-
yable area. 1t is estimated that the
profits from such operations will be
from 100 to 200 per cent. over the
present value of the lands plus the
cost of drainage and protective works.