New-York tribune., 1908-06-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

60. with nothing 10 the way OF
bsautv to recommend it. has become .ne pc. .srt.
the workmen the Seatue "al' - tim.
post InteIligencer of that city For iohs Ia. r,.
- ,,.mber of the good ship City
80 1,nstor when that vessel arrived at oea''ie
60, I-,.,or,a on her last trip. the cat coh'i'S
to its habits, went ashore. anu 80 - the
came for the ships departure ioi - ons ~
animal could not be coaxeo o q, aboard
the crew grabbed the animal and carried -.
IT,. 90 .b. lines were cast off. however tne cat
sprapR from the Kingston to the "haii ""u -,
appeared in pile of rags NO" peopo pp y,a.,o,
ing did the yellow cat kno" tna' ~ ~ Ill
would meet with a disaster ana 90 oa''' 90
as rats desert a sinking snip
This Is the editorial method in one Of the Bill
vine nM,sht ask you to read this poem9 said 'ne
9ou might replied the sditoT inf I'm pon mot Foo tGo
quick for you; Du, sI rs to the door then turn to
the rightl"-Atlanta Constitution
p-..,de,t Roo..v.lts remark that he's had "a
perfectly corlxing time in the "hi'e i'ou
calls equally characteristic s'a.enen' - 60,
him wears ago. Ono morning, while ne was GOV
ernor he occupied chair next TO meHoer vi
rbe tribune staff on train going from New
York to Albany The next Republican convention
was the subject of discussion ana ihe ii,D
man said: "We1, Governor, you VIII pfooaoIs 20
the candidate for Vice-President moi u o
help It," said Mr.. Roosevelt: Il like my 1oo anu
I'm getting a good run for my money Inc
newspaper man suggested that he would cnanse MS
mind, and when they met again tne uoselnoi
knew what was meant when his railroad compan-
ion said. II told you So
Hush, my little one! Hush, my pretty one'
Sleep. % my little one sleep. my pretty 0n''
Here on your daddy,s vest; vest; NV dear.
Only & des dew hou1s hours when her SPEECH Is done
Your ma iS London Opinion
..,o-,,,, ~ o decision by the States Attorney
and the counsel the Police Board OF batirnole' ore
the hoteIkcepers of that city. under the hauUl ~ -
passed by the last Legislature Will nave h''ie use use
for tho k.vs IN their barrooms. They can sell
liquor at almost any time. Under the ola Id"
hotels could not sell between midnight ana d H.
but under the law there Is hardly any hrhl-
tation as to time. 1t is said hotels may sell 10
any one at any hour of the day or night except
Sunday and election days. when they may sell 10
bona fde registered guests in their rooms ana
with meals. Now the hotekeepers want 10 know
what constitutes bona fde registered guest and
what constitutes a meal This question Is also
puzzling the police board. New YORK can sneo
little light the problem
You say there was great applause?"
Well answered the & man an who Is useIH befs az f4s
ventions, I woudnt IKE 20 say oent.er{ IN lot nS ~
thusiasm. You see. L forgot my stop watch
Washington Star
A Chicago public school has solved the vexing
question or now 10 dppdiel yOuIs 6IlA bA0uuHN0"
without arousing envy and bitterness on the part
of the poorer pupils The solution was simple
enough-a uniform style of dress decided upon.
the materials were purchased and the girls were
set to work under the supervision Of sewing
teacher making their frocks. The result Is
satisfaction all round and suitable gown for each
of tho thirty-three graduates. The dresses cost
about 81 apiece Each suit IS described as being
composed Of a Killed skirt and Jumper and
guirnpe Of thin white material. trimmed with lace
and medalions.
Parishioner Cn little worse for liquor)-1 hearsh
preazh las night.
New Minster-You didn't hear much, fancy
'Thaz what l thought myself. Me-Up-
An improved apparatus has been made by DR.
Fritz Lang, Munich. by which the inside OF the
stomach can be clearly photographed. The camera
is actually swallowed by the patient. and when 1t
reaches his stomach the walls thereof be
illuminated by a small electric lamp attached
is wound Photographic film 20 inches long and
a quarter of an inch wide All the surgeon has
to do is to pull cord and thus the film past
the lens. The electric light is then turned on,
and after the sensitive film has been impressed
with the image the current is turned off and an
other section Of the film Is brought into play,
I'll the requisite number of pictures have tsen
obtained.
Now" said the warder to the forger. who had
just arrived at the prison, well set you to work
What you do best?'
We'll, if you'll give me a weeks practice on
you" said the prisoner.-Tit-Btts-