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The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07
softenIno Water.

Hard water can be softened by
adding to a basinful OF water enough
tincture of benzoin to make it OF
creamy color. This also has tonic
ard whitening effect.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07
Where Llfe'Is bearer.

in Germany changes costing $685.
600 have been ordered in a coal mine
to make II safe for the miners. an ac-
ton well calculated to make vested
rights throw 1T +.t.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07
cnntrollInn RecolIeetIons.

II Is so easy to forget kindness.
and to remember a kick. Yet con-
trolling our recollections is almost as
important as controlling our temper.
-CeorRe Eliot.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07

/ A New York man advertises for a
rich wife, The supply seems To be-
almost monopollzed. by foreigneTsewith
titles. Some of them have little eKs
cept their titles and bad habits but
the title covers multitude OF sins. <.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07
Diamonds.

Why are diamonds expensive, being
merely dust and ashes? Because wom-
en- love. them. And why do Women
love them2- Because they aFeTexpen-
sive and useless.-Londdn Chronicle,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07
llsr1e F7lIP5i6iIIIII,o,is'IIo,pIHsFE g. tO,Eyss

says the philosopher % ~ FofiN
when q mans starts In ON ,youes IKE
this.l II afrg a fair question f.asIf'
you'll excuse my = asking s'thfs aEyodl
know already that 1T isn't a fairs d0es-
ton and that he has no excuse afory
asking IT," aa3aF"1 y
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07
her Hope.

Every woman hopes that when her
hair gets gray everybody will be re-
minded by It that she has such a
young looking face.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07

The man who believes his friends
will support him in his adversely can
keep from having his faith shattered
by not becoming the posgessor Of an
adversity.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07
Another Hero.

4 suicide left letter stating that
his wife had talked him to death.
Here was a hero who did not believe
In divorce.--New York Herald.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07

There is no heroic poem In the
'worlds,but is at bottom biography;
the life of a, man: also 1t may be said,
there is no life OF a man. faithfnilysTeo
corded, but lis "a heroic poem Pf' ats
sort. rhymed or. unrhymed-Thomas
>"i - New qsfn7s 2 se.itssf$ i'gessih
aeqprLacks the Token. tis sx1i1a'
The Irish peen who has rhadss his
first speeph afterd24hysaFs ofmeInber.
ship IN the house sof lords cannot sbel
a genuine IFishman.ssa- kesecgaN s@iac
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07
Ioo MANY Frsltsra Nov.

Resign from the Ancient Order OF
Fretters. Say you won't. and then
don't The ranks are already over
crowded.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-05-07

And though ne promise TO his loss.
he makes his promise good.-Tate
and Brady.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16

The most serious phase the situation is that OF our
,,s,~rss MADE
r,,,p nr,Nc Tur TRACKAGE AND EQUIPMENT ~ AMriM, r
WILL BE ANOTHER BREAKDOWN WHENEVER ~
. - "a ,or extensions owing to
There is a fear that money cannot be had % lot @
the atitudeof the public toward these inss
vrbotber that attitude justified will cut no hgue - ~ 80
70 s not satisfactory investors there VIII oe no o "
Investments are open n other parts OF the worlo'
rapidly falling on and II Is prOOaoc
,ha, there must he raise cut in expenses OF rece ~
some OF he roads ,.,.. =. .Aowr
~ a., Nwosor rsouiro some before the situation Is SHOWN
We shall know how things stand oy the S"e ~
be issued at end Of June . - A.. o,ho,1h money
nS ornou bouove Is the fact that ahough money
easing nm the belief have touched bottom
price OF gitedged railroad securities far below .neir ~ L on
oarng. M mpoan these securities mas ap
peared. -, ~, =. ou,h
The New have nearly got oacA tue" "sS' '' ~
a very easy money market Is expected soon - T., ..,.o
As soon however evident that legitimate business Is
80 Cor The presumably begin TO recall It's deposits
and not much money speculation will be available un ne govern
men Is repaid.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
TRADE AMI FINANCE.

country having under conditions
morally eliminate the confidence been fully
only IN h city but throughout the country the sao
Francisco Chronicle
banks which have successfully endured the strain OF the last two
maintained entitled confidence
hr deposor opinion, have the least fear
Of any doing business the city state
probable although OF that the smaller
city than
which so ri
We ha1 for the that dcposon
Of the eess most likely 60 bo easily alarmed
THE SMALLER RANks, HOWEVER VERY GREAT An.
VANTAGE ~ ri'E COMMUNITY FoR SMALL ACCOUNTS ARR oF
VALUE rO rHtai.
hemecs thoroughly as to the standing
and ability Of small om aud sse attention n hands customers
whom suggestion d valuable
Through tho ss pnddy and are really en-.
uued credit than ho big bonncon depostors
ans With song eastern and to9eso
fairs easily slampeded.
Thsres dasine,ou Win our state supervision OF banks
Nanagcfs of larse banks laugh
No examination OF one Of our large
~A can amount 90 ANYTHING worth while and with three commission
ere and between 500 and Geo banks jurisdiction ph
ah impossible to exercise ihan perfuueoy supervision
fh.' 'ae commissioners arc eHesasy restraining
p'eAFa mA"asefs o 'na onn'y hanks hes
Of the that becomes matter Of puhs kuoOls
eg douu'Hl ~eehe' single Commissioner could the
hasns oneoi banks IN month of hard work
Il would probably ako him days 10 count the cash
he aer bath banks ana deposo something nectys
should o. as'a hat no eep iramins be eS
sed tIou oar oees eaokeu mr Nor rE sLlGIrr.
49, 80 SN,,n,ah ~ my sisiM IN whICh rHE POSITION or
DRRrs. w
probable also hat demand vm bs made na, some pr,,
ee.' als ommoa shall be forbidden by OF the ease Win
watch 'ees ea ee used dishonesty ana ais, ma, h
~ H'''NN'aaN resisted py obi
~. - ,n ''''.'t'a 70 any and Who tho idea
lesisaUsn vhatoscr ''' q" "o'
nvkad 10 trade 'hcs doubt hat thsrs has hes, , frt
- ~ p.'~ - 'v 'oaa and Ia ,bsoguna sreai uaot, OF
he she'e views areo' importance this oudoa Of rest uu e
pa noe soss'sr sis,sa the period o, depression Win b.
eouny N ''"N' p~a''s in hs
TA''e rsa.oa. Tor ,Ai. serst
Rol one teias TIE disturbance was not 49,, -. A.,
so" sn.fey 20 ,Ae Vnnea and Is auyer.. ,,n~, -
oar capital Wonla carry " ~ "~ '''' business 'hAn
sssNon 20 'ea' tas farmers ooaatry are ocasr.
p1asss Interests oonsoltatsd strong Aanss vbA - -
- @" sa's essa producing excessive stocks os So a not
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
THE DRUG STORE
It, Evolution From the Apothecaries
of the Colonies.

During the seventh century the
druggist came 10 America and close.
ly followed English precedents. modi.
Tying them however, by the practice
OF the Indians, with whom he came
IN contact. Quack apolhecaries began
10 spring up In the new land. and In
1885 the colony OF Virginia passed
d law which among other things reg
ulated the prices aud fees of the
druggist. At this time IL vas fash.
lonable for the druggists to practice
surgery In addltioa TO pharmacy. ana
the Nirgiuia colony contained a large
number OF people who were pro.
nelent In both professions. In Massa.
ehusetts the business was largely IN
the hands OF Indians. schoolmasters
o.d women and teachers. The salem
"leheratt delusion retarded the
spread OF the druggist for some time
Ia the Bay state, for the popular i'm.
preston fastened on the spothecaries
a suspicion that they sold the potions
mat were supposed 20 produce the
spells Among those who suffered
persecution az this time mixers ~
medicine appear 20 have been promi.
nenl
The drug shop had no, yet become
a distinct Institution. IL was usually
a branch OF the grocery store or sB,es
business ln let7 one Giles Porman
OF bos'o0, had, however firmly estab.
.'shed himself as deyoting special az.
''n'ion 20 pharmacy. In ls4S M,
nF'' distinctive drug store iu Ameri.
"a Vas opened in Boston by William
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
Liuer Pills
In VOw doctor 1 he knoU' a better
I sW 6or a slassi,h hoer Than Ayer .
l Pm. Then 6oILo@ his adDtss; adD,ttss.----.
Getting an Opening.

A man had a story about gun
which he delivered himself OF upon
ALI occasions. AT a dipner party one
evening he writhed in his chair lot
over an hour, waiting for chance 10
introduce his story, but no opportu'
nity presented itself. Finally ne
slipped a coin into the hand OF a
waiter and whispered:
"when you leave the room again
slam the door"
The waiter slammed the door as
directed. and the man sprang to MS
feet. with the exclamation;
whats that noise-a gun?
"oh. not" resumed his host. III
was only the door"
"Ah. I see! Well speaking Oh
guns reminds me of a little story
etc.-Liverpool Mercury.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
HOME TREATMENT.
For Consumption and Throat Trouble
Also Common Colds.

shHD NVhhNVh Eh's
The camps for tuberculosis pa
tlents in the pine forests OF Maine,
have demonstrated wonderfully
successfully phase in the treatment
OF pulmonary diseases.
The remarkable stimulating effect
on the respiratory organs by the
reslnous atmosphere OF the pine for
est has always been a matter OF great
interest TO the medical world and
now that science has produced a form
OF pine extract that Is free from for
elgn matter the treatment has sprung
into popular prominence. The for
mula as originally prescribed Is the
following: "Onc-half ounce Concen-
tracted oil OF pine; two ounces OF
glyccrine; half pint of good whisky.
II should be shaken thoroughly aud
taken In doses OF a tcaspoonful 20 a
Tablespoonful every four hours"
II this preparation be used pa
tients Will have the advantage OF the
pine forests camps right at their own
homes and the most effective remedy
obtalnable for any ca eof lung trou-
bic that Is not too far advanced aud
a cure for any cough or cold that Is
durable.
The ingredients can be procured
from any well stocked prescription
druggist and the mixture made at
homes. Care should be taken to Sc
cure only the Concentrated" oil OF
pine which comes put up for medl-
clnal use In half-ouncc yials and in
closed IA Tin screw top cases which
protect q from heat and light. thus
avoiding the limitations frequently
found pIt up In wooden boxes. They
usually work havoc 10 the kidneys
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
Find Valuable Wood.

A valuable piece of Jenereso
rare wood grown in the PhilIDn,.''
Islands, has been found on the 49,
opposite Pony Inlet, according !.
story from North Bend. The tiu1.
Is several feet long and A ~
square and is said to be worth ,Is,
The wood was secured by Ms,,,.
wernich, stanfield, Gardiner =,
Oakley. How the wood came n /
there is a mystery. as It is too bs,,
to float. and must have come m.
q wrecked ship.-Coos Bay Tims.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
IIow's This?

We offer one Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case Of Catarrh hE
cannot be cured by Halls caiirl
Cure. F. ]. CHENEY & CO., TOlsds
%.
We, the undersigned, have kao'i
II. j. Cheney for the last Is ysan
and believe him perfectly honoFaSs
mall business transactions and anaI'
cially able TO carry out any oolsl'
tions made by HIS Arm.
Waldlng. Kinnan & Marvlh'
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo y
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken ~
ternally. acting directly upon ~
blood and mucous surfaces Of u'
system. Testimonials sent hs
Price rs cents per bottle, Sold nI
druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills Tor H'
stipation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
THE THREE VOICES.

There are three voices born Of heavens blue
The ara 10 all men sounds at Mornings break
n, rings a trumpet-blast the whole world through
when God says "wake!"
The second comes when Mondays sun is high
A voice commanding and imperative
Bidding men strive and pray increasingly,
when God says "Llye!"
The third when Evening follows In the shade
OF manhoods dying day, sounds last aud best
To those who woke and lived aand worked, and prayed
when God says Rest"
San Francisco Examine
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
FREE RURAL MAIL EDITION.

beginning today will Issue SECOND EDITION
ESPECIALLY FOR RURAL MAILS.
the rural route has constantly increased
until now 4 Is 40 that special edition ia justified
The FREQ Rural Mail edition tho newslN FACT
NIcws THAT WILL APPEAR IN THE MORNING PAPERS.
For coming political reduced rate will be given to new
subscribers introduce who do receive H.
Daily trial to such four months Tor one
dollar COMMISSION 10 AGENTS WILL BE ALLOWED
published the Pacific coast and he
later than the Portland daies AT ABOUT
receiving copies requeded TO give a al the
low Oi 20 cents month
telegraph service o. TiiE REST NEWS
REPORT SALEM NEWSPAPER.
Independent OF the Associated Press and The Capt.
exclusive this territory
Journal Free Rural Mail Edition and think YOU
will
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16

Possibly none OF Governor
Hughes accommodation will bo-
come Law, but the public will think
none the less OF the governor, nor
more OF the Legislature on that ac.
count
Lanes Family Medicine Is a tonic
laxative. Il does not depress or
weaken, but imparts feeling of
buoyancy and strength that Is de.
lighttu, AZ an druggists 2se.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
Put In Jail.

very accurately describes anyone's
feelings who is confined TO the house
with an attack OF rheumatism, lum-
bago. stlff joints or muscles. Bal
lard's Snow Llniment will cure the
trouble, relieve the pain, and make
you as supple as q two-year-old. Sold
10y ID. J. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
Pass IL Along.

THAT young groom" said the
minister after the ceremony gave
me a fifty dollar fee, What a bless
ing
Yes" said his wife, with her
hand out, 1t is more blessed TO give
than TO receive, Houston Post.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
Caught I'm the Rain

'hen cold and a eough-let 1t run
on-get pneumonia or consumption
that's all. No matter how you e 4
your cough. don't neglect it-take
Billiards. Horhound Syrup and youn
be over It in no time, The sure cure
Tor coughs, colds. bronchitis and all
pulmonary diseases In young and
old. Sold by D. ]. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
A Foolish Question

And how long did you live In
south Dakota. Mrs Thirdsone"
How longs Goodness gracious
you wouldn't expect me 70 live there
an hour longer than vas necessary
20 comply suh the law. would you ."
Chicago Record.Herald.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
IL Docs the business.

Mr.. r. r. Chamberlain OF Clinton
Maine. says OF Bucklen's Arnica
salve. ut does the business; have
used Il for piles and II cured them.
Used It for chapped hands and 1t
cured them. Applied It TO an old
sore and II healed without leaving
n scar behind" 25c at ]. c. Perry's
drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
A HIrher Health Level.

az have reached a higher healtn
level since I began using Or. Kings
New Life Pills" writes Jacob Spring
err OF West Franklin, Maine. They
keen my stomach, liver and bowels
working Just right" II these pills
disappoint you on trial, money VIII
be refunded at ]. c. Perry's drug
store; 25c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
OF Two Evils.

Mrs. Gramercy-what reconciled
her husband to her keeping a pet
dog?
Mrs. Park-It put stop to her
piano playing as It always made Fido
growl.-Philadelphla Press.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
Rank Foolishnes.

when attacked by a cough q,
cold, or when your throat Is sora
il rank foolishness to take any "a.
medicine than DR.. Kings New M,
covery." says C o. Eldrldge, Of ~
pire, Ca, II have used NewDisoo,
cry seven years and l know Il IA a.
best remedy on earth for cough, A.,
colds Group, and all throat and lu,,
troubles. My children are subI,s
to Group, but New Discovery uuIcLI,
cures every attack" Known N.
world over as the king OF throat a,l
lung remedies. Sold under gua,.
antee at j. G. Perry's drug store 50,
and 800. Trial bottle free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
Too Much EnCe.

You feel as II you had one face too
many when you have Neuralgia.
Don't you? Save the face. you may
nced Il; but get rid OF the neuralgia
by applying Ballard's Snow LInl-
ment. Finest thing in the world for
rheumatism. neuralgia. burns. cuts,
scalds lame back and pains. Sold by
d. ]. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
IL YOU KNOW.

The merits OF the Texas Wonder, you
would never suffer from kidney,
bladder or rheumatic trouble 81
bottle. two months treatment, sold
by s. c. Stonl drug store, or by mail
Testimonials with each bottle.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
EVERY MOTHER.

is or should be worri d when the III
To ones have a cough or cold. II
may lead to Group or pleurisy or
pneumonia-then TO something more
serious. Ballard's Horehound Syrup
will cure the trouble at once and pre-
vent any complication. Sold by d.
], Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
Sure Thing.

Now then, children" said n.
teacher, what is It we want mot
in this world to make us perisc,lr
happy?"
"De things we amt got!" SHOUTED
the bright boy in the back seat
Philadelphia Press.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
OA9ToETA.
'';:;.': &C.; !; Il; .%,;3;3;z7:73z !, Z !; 3 = '''
Most Direct Route.

How did your husband get out
OF the building after he had located
the gas leak?" asked the reporter.
"As nearly as he could remember
n aftcrward." said the woman. "he
went out through the roof Fix
change.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16

Prof 7. $. Roberts, Of the Blind
school. is reported 20 be unable 10
attend his work at the school on.
ing TO a slight illness.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
Ever Thus.

Knicker-Children are so disap-
pointing.
Bocker-Nes Johnny broke his
lndesiructibIe TOY and won't break
his drum.-New York sun.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16

Eat anything YOU want, don't
starye yourself. fearing II won't
agree, for HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea cleans the bowels and stom.
ach, aud makes digestion easy. S5c
Tea or Tablets Or. Stones Store
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
Tho Innlcmpnt.

The Jadge-Did the prisoner have
any provocatlon when he struck you?
The wltness-No, sorr; he had n
shovel. Bohemian.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16

Don't be stingy with tips TO hostl-
ers. One OF them may die and leave
you $4,000. This happened in
PennsylYania-and a hotel clerk got
Il!
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16

"We're infested with mice"
"why not invest in a mouse trap"
81 can't AFFORD the cheese!"-New
York Telegram.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16

The financial tide has turned. saws
'he bank statement. May the waters
OF the food be OF a bright green
and yellow,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
The Nature OF the Hunt.

Nimrod-Are you fond Of hli
ing?
Gyer-It all depends.
Nlmrod-Depends on what?
Gyer-Foxes or collar studs
lustrated Bits.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
SALEM BRICKYARD
A A RTrRTON Prom,

A. A. BURTON, Prop
Brick always cn hand. in car "
OF otherwise. Pressed brick n'A
to order. Yard on State street. DaD
OF peutiteutiarv Tilt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16
FROM THE ANTILLES.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Bene
fits n City Councilman at
Kingston, Jamaica.

kingston, JatnhlCa.
Mr.. w. o'Reilly Forgarty, who
a member of the city council at Kings
ton, jamaica, West indies, writes a
follows: "one bottle OF chamber
laln's Cough Remedy had good erei
on cough that was giving me tros
BILE and l think l should have be-;
more quickly relieved II had sos.
tinued the remedy. That II was benz
fetal and quick in relieving me ther
Is no doubt and II is my intention 4
obtain another bottle" For sale b
DR.. Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16

SPECIAL DELIVERY.
~ .ons.,ene. of subscers delivery omess ere
s :, ts ioowfae s6 month tee Tor tn''
49, Asvuu Avenue
Carne Seventeenth w Lane Garden Road s'0'e
l1aues Store. South Commercial street
4 EIectre store Eppey, state street,
Fair Grounds Harrison Dee Far otouhos H"a1
uowetIe Corner. TIVE Gross streets.
x Grocery A. A. Engleba Z. Twelfth street
Wheeler's store W. Wheeer, Highland avenue
Yewp park ". q, Twelfth aud Leale.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16

n is impossible, simply impossible, ior 80.
one to enjoy the best Of health IL the bov.l.
are constipated. Undigested material, v,.,.
products, poisonous substances, mus, 4.
daily removed from the body or there win
be trouble, and often serious trouble, ,oo
Ayers Pills aid nature, that's all. e Q; Ay,scs,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-16

Prices s5c. 60e sI.ee-sOh
drugGiBts sEeryWhsrS
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-01
POLICE ARE ASSIGNED
All Officers on Local Force Are
Given New Beats by a
Quarterly Change.
APPOINTMENT ON FRIDAY

The quarterly assignments of police
officers, was announced today. The
members of the local police depart
ment will have the following beats for
the next three months.
Night Duty.
West Side-Officer Wierhake.
From the river east to North Sew
enth street and north Of Main-Officer
Lawler.
From the river east to North Twelfth
and north of North D-Officer Little.
East of North Twelfth and North of
D-Ofhcer Bundy.
East of North Eleventh from Main
to North D-Vacant
From North Seventh to North Elev
enth, Main to North D-Ofhcer McNal-
y.
East of South Eleventh and south Of
Main-Oficer Hirshfield.
South Seventh to South Eleventh,
Main to South C-Oficer Yingling.
From river to South Seventh, Main
to South C-Of1cer Winters.
From river to South Eleventh south
Of South C-Oficer Gully.
Roundsman-Officer Vogesong.
Day Duty.
Main street-Oficer Westenberg.
North End-Oficer Edwards.
East End-Oficer Longman.
Eighth and Main streets-Ohcer
Lambertson.
Patrol 0river-Oficer Roberts.
When the board of metropolitan po-
! lice commissioners meets Friday night
! it is probable that an additiona officer
vii be appointed
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-01
Not In Stock.

Customer (at bookstore)-I'd like to
get cheap edition Of Shakespeare's
plays. New Salesman (after an extend
ed search)-Sorry, sir, but we hain't
got nothing but his works.-Chicago
Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-01
The Bottle Post.

The bottle post is an old instftu-
ton on the south coast Of ireland. Let
ters are put into corked bottles, which
are waited by the wind to the opposite
coast They also contain a cigar or
other trife TO induce the finder to de-
liver the letter as addressed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-01

1Ar. ..>~~.-cL before Madonna OF
the golden age of painting.
Hum Loaned by Smith" said he
consulting the catalogue. Smith has
a catholic taste"
at would seem So" said she And
yet his people have been Presbyte.
rians for generations" PUCK
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-01

TABITHA:
Gold Medal Flour leads them all.
ETsPTTr
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-01

He who commits no crime requires
no law.-AntiphaneS.