Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1908-08-28

Everything comes to him who
waits" unused the man in restau-
rant; "but 1t comes cold"
Head What's he want7
Waiter-Says he wants little of ev-
erything. Head Waiter-Give him
hash.-Chicago Journal
Customer-Have you an Oil painting
Of John D. Rockefeller? Clerk-No,
ma'am; no one has. He has never been
done in oil.-Leslies Weekly.
81 should never have thought that
studying would have cost so much
money" Eyes, father; and If you only
knew how little l have studied
Judge.
do you ever meet DR.. Rybold?"
"Often. He and I-er-are thrown to-
gether a good deal. We travel on the
same suburban trolley ine."-Chicago
Tribune.
The Caddy Gas the colonel misses the
ball for the sixth time)-G on, mis-
ter. Say 1t. Don't mind me- I've been
In the business for three years now
The Sketch.
BE mine!" cried in a voice sur
charged with anguish. IF you refuse
me, 1 shall die!" But the heartless
girl refused him. That was sixty years
ago. Yesterday he died.
Mrs. Hoyle-I've found out where
my husband spends his evenings. Mrs.
Doyle-Where? Mrs. Hoyle-At home.
You see, l had to stay in myself last
night.-Harper's Weekly.
Miss Blondlock-How dare you tell
people my hair ls bleached? You know
1T is false. Miss Ravenwing-Ye
dear, know 1t is. 1 told them it was
bleached before you got it..
Irate Passenger Gas train is moving
on)-Why didn't you put my luggage
in as 1 told you? Porter-Eh, man,
yer luggage is no sic a silly as yerser.
Ye're + the wrang train.-Tit-B Bits.
"Yes, just as soon as the parson
starts his sermon he stops all the cleo
trio fans" whats that forT HE
knows that the hum is much too sooth-
ing on a warm day."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Woman-Now that have fed you,
are you going without doing your
work? Tramp-Oi couldn't wurruk on
an Imply stomach, mum; an OF nivir
wurruk on er full one. So there yez
be!-Smart Set.
Sunday School Teacher-Did you
ever forgive an enemy? Tommy Turf
nut-Wunct. Sunday School Teacher
And what noble sentiment prompted
you to do it? Tommy Tuffnut-He
wuz bigger dan me.
Can you be trusted with a secret?'
he asked. The woman drew herself
up proudly. "You have known me for
ten years, haven't your" she replied.
YES" do you know how old 1 am p
Philadelphia Ledger.
Little Fargie CATER watching hel
small brother devouring several large
sections of chocolate cake)-Mamma,
isn't it funny how much larger Jimmy
really is than he appears to be from
the outside?-Judge.
Smith-Whats that piece of cord
tied around your finger for? Jones
My wife put it there to remind me to
mail her letter. Smith-And did you
mail it? Jones-NO. She forgot to
give it to me.-Harper's Weekly.
Teacher lin geography)-There are
so many people in China that every
time you breathe someone dies. ITO
small boy putting vigorously Harry.
what are you doing? Harry-I'm kill
ing Chinamen.-New York Sun.
IF We please, num-" said the ancient
hero, in an appealing voice, as he stood
at the back door of the cottage on Mon
day, 1--WE lost my leg "Well l amt
got It," snapped the woman fiercely, as
the door closed with a bang.-Victoria
Eagle.
Mistaken Idea.-"But, my DEAR"
demonstrated Mr.. Meekun, there's a
good deal to be said on both sides. /"
mo, there isn't" answered his
spouse. I've told you what 1 think
about it, and that's all that is going to
be said."-Chicago Tribune.
eyes," said the old man, my daugh-
ter is still studying French. But she
can't speak the language at all, can
she?' remarked the friend. "She
couldn't at first, but now she can speak
1t Just enough to make herself unin.
telligible. "-Philadelph Press.
Exemplihed.