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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17

Soocrlm og %operbooeoet SpboloS-
ite6 for g'Is3niugSmonoifabet. 8reb
3eppeIm bar neulig til Stibets 8e.
fleming trufiet oeu 8eItemneIie, at
NotorfoIfere ifal arbetoe / ire SoIo.
meoenS lettere arbet0e u0fsrcS Of
Soft / 10 Solo. 6oIfeue IfaI iooe |
Spnaessier. og o%nerboocOet oil Der
bIipe truffet ollie mulige Stfferbe6s-
ioranitaltniuger for at eisre Bette.
riuger iaa ~ponIi6elig iom m1lts.
RiSt / 9uftifi6et ftuoes en- Sfoft.
Geure Ifal berpttes til O6ierpation
al acknowledgement mar Ether I'M
Ser Stibet fuller Soroer, ioa of
Slrr'en life fan pasieS pe6 at idgt.
taae 8uufter poa 6eune. 9oaoner
nil fiuIe inu uleGet al SimIer, at
Strcfte oitrouomife S6ierodttorer
bGInmes. men peo gienuem Sfatten
at begtoe fig op til galoueus ODER.
FAINT ioar man fri ltbitet til | mango
GiIipIoe at frnre ~obieroere Sinmel'
Icaemer. Sorfottereu aisr ooerbo-
peoet opmRrficm poa 2uft." Ropiga'
tioncuS" 8onfeIiqbebcr | SorboIb til
SANITATION pon Sooet, life mtr6it |
@eralnn6e / uiietbort 8eir.
Sorisgeuc er ftet unber 8ontrot
al 9elcqereSe ira Den tnffe Regie-
rina, ser runSboouSet bar itsttet oct
f6ite Iturbare 2uitifibs gpguing.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17
bet fan Iieefrem rpite SorSen os
irIitte en- aIpnae 6oIf 40.

Oct tan ltgefrem rpife Soroen og
irIitte en- alpnee SoIf 40.
SoroenilagetS @irfnirg fan pure
irangeartet. % Den er aloeles eaaoe.
fulb. en- Sang ialot Oct paa ct
Sieo. bnor Der itoo en- @ooer rneo
Sipiens 5ruat | Jig: bun bIeo pei
iorifrGftet. men Sfroloet ifoSeoe
tcnoe life; oerimob bite oct fla, ga
bun ifiIoe isoe. at BET bGpoe SrRbt
Barnet | bcnbe; men en- anoen Gang
frm 8oroenilaget ct 5teo, boor Der
itoS en- WoSer meo fit ip9be Barn
rao arnten; benne Sang orGbte oct
Wfoberen, nien loo Barnet nifaOt.
SIist er life let at ioritaa, men
man ioritaar let. boorlebes 2pnet op.
Itoar, Get er 10 nemIig en- fienot
Sina. at Der fan opitaa Snrme, ia
cn6oe Slo, uaar TO 2egemer gnibe5
imoo b~iunuoen. attiaa: Gaar MI
Sen tcrre 0omo iaees poIoiomt
runot tnbe / Sfpen, antrnoes Den
tiliioit, "bcriore, nanr oen n~Sbrpoer.
"a ieer mnnb, at oeu er Gprig oc
SlbIf % giiuer iaa fin baittse oc
fore @IantS ofrtcr Soroeu".
Smorebc Mar eitcr, at oiSie 6or.
tloriugcr frcmtom, tan man itrbe
6Guomenerue f~orfloreoe Ell bel Del
anberIebeS, mGgteIig mn paa Gei til
bore Cages Sioen:
"Gt Sor6enpeir, | boor rnoicmt
hct en6 or for mango, er Dog mango
Ssnoer @iIo barb; 2uiten bile el.
lerS blipe utaalelig tung og beo, iaa
bperfeu Weuneiter cIler 3pr funne
taale at bare noe, o9 aorn o. 8rGs
bile aibrpu6es al Wangel paa
Ganb. @ilb bar oerfor inSrettet oct
iaa oiit, at biSie beoe, iooolagttee
9uniter, iom Soroeu gioer fra Jig,
funne fare iamulen | tptte Stper, 90
peb at iteoe imoo %binonocn. irern.
bringe otSie 0miters antpuoeIie.
Ntun taloer oerne Autpuoelie 2pn.
lilo, % Matcrien, iom ontGnoes,
SfperueS eIeftricitct. aue 9pr,
Wenneifer % Wtetaller er nler eller
minore forlpneoe meo 6enne Sloma.
terie, % bcrfor fon mon fortlare iig,
bppraf oct fommer, at Weuneiter og
areaturer ibieliloaeS 6erat % Den
oerimoo autGnocr Sure % IIplsie
Sing. Wnn fan iiae, at SpniIoen
tr9tfer al SlOeu no al oct Ieoeuoe
oa berpeo aisr, at oct osr, men Der
imob meboelcr 6e IipIsie Sing fin
itPrfe Slb OF beroeo abipIitter euer
imelter ener antGhoer Dem.
- VT gaa % lsbe, at
fisre eler ride itprft er iarliet, Oh
rem minbite Sart ieieuuem Den tpttc
Soroen.9uft foraariaeer, at Getret
icser benne gabning | 9uften."
Otter bernie morioum,e 5orfIariug
isIser en- Del RegIer for, boorIeSeS
man ber iorboIoe fla | Soroenoetr.
GeaIer, Der | og for iig bpiIer paa
belt ristige Sdgttagelier.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17
Sf6ae ReSSclelic fra gatent.ao-

Sfdgc RcSScIslic fra Eatent.ao.
pofutcrne 8iliomiou & Werhart.
Gr. 925-933 Guaranty 2oau Bull.
Dina, minneapolis, Iiun., er | ben
forIsbne llge idgenoe Batcnter til.
nelt Rtnnefota 90 Safota SpftH.
fere:
+ Bergholm, Jamestown, n d. Lock
ing w~hip-socket. Carlen, Havana, N
d, Concrete mixer. A Grafton, Kemp
ton, n d, Hog-gambrel. G w Fewell,
Grandin. n d, Gain Separator. S g
Mailman, Hinckley, MINI, Row-boats.
II Hanson, Litchville, N d, Black
board for partitions. w c & F W
Hobbs, White Lake, 5 d, Bin. G Koch,
St. Cloud, MINI, Vehicle spring. III ]
Lawrence, Elmore, MINI, Wagon tongue.
/ w Lundgren, Duluth, MINI, Cooking
Utensil. { Miller, Minneapolis, MINI,
Store service apparatus. II K Nelson,
Walnut Grove, MINI. Fastening Device
for Rubbers. F NJ I Reevem, Elbow
Lake, MINI, Strainer. c w Stark,
Mountain Lake, MINI, Grass-grubber.
+ Veirosta, SLIDER Lake, MINI, Hoeing
Implement. 6 Wesley, st Paul, Mimi,
Sign flashing apparatus.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17
quiet ng Rfckkrnrt.
Rspisetet At en- sra,tiIf Susmpber
Spmatu.g Butter.

Spp 8lIno mobne Tomatoes, IRE
8uno moone s@bIer, A Yuno lpIe'
brunt Suffer, p Sop iterf Gooif, en-
Sbeife bper al SaIt, piilperiieret 8u'
mel, Snseiar oe 9elif. Saaoe seb'
Ierne og Somaterue ifi9res op
tpnoe Sfiper os toges Hleo en- Sop
8oub, til De err msre. Se presses %
aiennem ct 9srilag, tiliGttes Suffer
% @obif og foges til bet er Ell tpf
Masie. 9a bar man arpboerierne I,
Iaoer BET foge ltot Longer og bar oct
iua op / 8lasfanber, iom foriegles
paa aIminoeIig @is. 9aaoe sebler'
ne og Somaterne torres ooer meo ct
fagtie Sl9oe, fsr man itiprer benz
op, men man bebsoer life at frGae
Dem, Ga man 10 presier Dem giernem
ct 9eriIag, for man foyer WaSien
meo Suffer.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17

Snn: "Eror on ser firbes en-
RauS, Tom meS Sonbbeo Tan iige.
al han bare bar eIifet en- 8otube2"
San: Ger fuSeS bare en- cneIte
idoSan Wano."
Sun (forbaabutnesiuIo): "Spem
c. oct? gr set oig?"
San: "Aset, Oct err Ioam."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17
SaltSront % Glib

gtaar Sc oil hape COB upialtet sSiit, ian
ieno iii %. Qi litter Sen ielp for al iurne
ba aooe &arer iii lapeFs griier. 8i sarnn.
ierer al nit, pi ieMber. at pGr al beoite
Sort. Strip eiter grisliite tit
22Ie West End st. Duluth, MINI,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17
Ribs ambrpfa.

en- Quart afpiaeSe HibS bInnSes
meo ganite meget Suffer oe itaar
iaaIeoes en- SiHe paa ct tislig Steo.
en- 8ubSinaform imsres og beri bar
man isrit ct Sag Rncaroous, %
oeroper SaIpbeIeu al Hibiene, ina
Here Rararoons % Reiteu al Ribiene.
1eroper bar man en- 9uitaro lapet
.ai 4 sgggeblommer, JON er piipet
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17
3ibs.GnoSins

~ Sop &ibsiait o9 cit Sop Sui.
fer babes op / Ell "8oubIe Boiler.
Iaar oct er fomret gobt ifog, bar
ma beri 8 Spiieifeer Corn Stord),
iom er ubrsrt / Saften al en- appel-
i'm. Man laOer oct foge ct Sparter,
iOet man | Segpn0elieu rsrer / oct
belle Sioeu % ienere ben rsrer oct
M % 6a. Spis man life ipnes bet
er isot nof, bar MAJ mere Suffer /.
Soa i9tteS oct tiliioe for of ~affisleS,
bapes oerpaa op / 3 itippiifeoe sGg9e.
bpioer og bellies iaa op / Ell 6orm,
Tom isrit er goot imurt og iom Der.
pna er orpsiet go6t me6 granulateb
Suffer. Sormen iGttes op / en-
Sanoe fogenOe gano og itegeS 90
Gpinuter / en- mi6oeIsparm gageropn.
Zen ipiies meo fsIgenoe Sduce: y
Sop Suffer og "A Sop 8anb fogeS,
til BET ipinber Saar", ga bGlbes BET
op / 2 itiuptifeoe 9GggebpiOer. Get
pipes til bet er tDft % jennt og til.
iGttes ba TO Spiieifeer Hibs. Seap,
iom ferit er uorert, ian ben err iepn.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17
Srnit.Ennih.

On Quart Wineral 8aub, Ell Sop
iterf Sbe. en- Rtnt SorobGr'Saft
Saften Of 6 Gitroner og 6 Ippeliiter,
en- Gan ibreooeo Gineapple", en- Sop
"Rarai6ino Cherries" % to Stopper
Suffer. Sufferet fose8 til Ell Sirup
meo en- Sop 8anb, og mems benne
enbnu er aloeIeS BARN., bar man uue
Sngreoienierne /, unOtasen Rineral.
panb og Cherries. Naar iaa RaS.
len er blepet folio, bar man Wineral.
pano og Cherries l. tiQieemeb iaa
meget SSponb, at oct aft / aIt bIir ~
Salon Bunif. Wan bar ct fort
Stpffe IS op / Yuni6eboaen, naar
man ieroerer Guniden.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17
Ribs Bic.

gn flor, Spb e.SoQerfen oRtfes
meo rig Gie.Gruit, operimsres meo
en- sesgebpi6e os prittes Der os Der
nteo Ell @affel, iteses oerpoa, til Den
err balpitegt. "a bar man beri Ell
Reringue Iapet al TO s~Gsgebpioer,
Jon er piipet aIbeIes itiue og ioa er
irsrt q Sop Sutfer % en- balu Stop
itore fate Ribs. Ran iteger iaa
8ien, til Werineuen er iait.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17
Gurrant Sberbct.

Sire 8opper gano % 2 Sopper
Suffer foees 10 Minuter, tiIiGttes
BET repne SfaI oe Safteu al en- Gi'
from og ~ Sop HibS-Saft, ion
man bar tiqapet paa fsIgeube Iaaoe:
Ribiene fees goot oper, iaa ale umob'
ne eller baarlige 99r piles pGf, Der.
paa paifer man Dem gobt, men bebs.
Der life at pIuffe 9Grene al fra &la.
ierue. Mon bar oct iaa op / Ell
@rpbe, bar bare iaapibt mleaet ganb
/, OF BET life logger Jig oeo / @rpOeit
og foyer iaa Ribiene, til De er blsoe
og filler Dem iaa 9iennem to SpffeI-
Ter at "Gbeeie CLOTH. Goar RibSs
Soften og ben fogte Sirup er bIepet
folb, filler man oct o. bar Oet op | en-
"Sree5er". Naor oct er frosiet baIp.
ferbig, bar man TO itippiifebe 9ggge.
bpioer i og frpier oct ioa, til oct er
itiot.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-07-17
CpbrGt ai Smnasriie.

ut oporRtte Smaasriie rigtigt er
life ian let os IisetiI, iom man ifuIoe
tRnfe. en- goo RegeI er, at Smau.
ipin itIIoe 9oe op ben 6sbe, be bar
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20

BY druggists, in fifty
cent and one dollar
sizes. You may have a
ample bottle by mail
tree, also pamphlet tell
Ing all about it. inch
thousands Of testimor
from sufferers cured. |
* Co., Binghamton, I
mention this paper.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20

The pupils Of st. Francis Xaver's
School gave a very enjoyable enter
tainment at Music Hall on Thursday
afternoon and last night. The parts
were all taken we'll aud the perfor-
nance was attended 10y large audi
ence. The following program was
given:-
Dawn of the Century. ......... Piano
Lilah and Mae Sullivan
Friendship Chorus
G. Farrell, E. Morisset.
Damonen Tauz ...... Piano
Corinne Marcean.
Birthday Cake. Drama
Janet Nc Mahon, Katherine
Mulligau, Agnes Gary,
Mae Sullivan, Francis
Donahue.
Triumphal March ......,.,..',..Pi Piano
Eva Trambley.
Sunfower March
When The Lights Are Low.....Piano
LiIah Sullivan
Joan of Arc. ,............. Recitation
Katherine Kenitt
In Der Heimath ...........,C Chorus
At Full speed....,. .......... Piano
Eva Trambley
Columbus ...,..s.,,..,,,." Recitation
Chas. Gray
Japanese Fan Drill
Witches FIight.... .,........., Piano
Lilah and Mae Sullivan
Expected Visitors .......... Comedy
NJ Lederman, A. Lynch, NJ. Led
erman, M. Inland, M. Comm.
han, l.. Barnd.
HaVaneras ...............,..,.. Piano
Corinne Marceau
Home Is Home Where Mother Is....
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Solo and Chorus,
Frog Drill
Aeolian Harp ......... ........P Piano
Mae Sullivan
Religion and Science Glass Motto
Jarvis Mcmahon
Distribution of Diplomas
The Myrtles .......... ........,. Piano
Eva Trambley.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20
NELSON DEW EN

The exercises at the Dewey this
week were held Monday the pu-
pills CT the Eighth Grade and Tues.
day foI the Senior Class Day eNcer-
cIses. The following programs were
gwen
Music..'..........''' Mary Morgan
Presidents Addrtss''''. liza Burhaus
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20

bottle.
Fl. @. Huth of West Duluth was a
visitor here last Sunday.
| VIM. Stone has returned from a
| business trip 10 Bayfield,.
l.. h. Mckinnon Of FonduLac, Wis,
is visiting his mother and sister here.
Free delivery Of express in the East
End is promised after the 1st of July.
Born to Mr., and Mrs P. Ward, so
W. 9th st., on Saturday June 13, a
son,
Operations have begun Oh the
grounds for the new Nettleton Ave,
N. p. Depot.
John Esting, 80 w. 9Th ST., is slow
ly recovering from a severe attack of
rheumatism.
Mrs. W. j. Leader has invitations
out for Cards at her home on next
Tuesday afternoon.
Lost box OF shirts at the Regis.
ter Of Deeds office. Finder please no.
tity r. J. Neville.
Miss Elizabeth Mccormick will
leave soon for the West where she
will spend the summer vacation.
Mrs II. l. Schnell of Proctor, Mimi.
has been a guest of her parents Mr.
and Mrs. JOS, Keniff the past week.
Henry Jorgenson was taken to st.
Mary's hospital last Wednesday for
treatment He is under the care of
DR. Adams.
Fred Elk was elected President of
the Normal School Alumni Associa-
ton at the annual meeting an banquet
given Thursday evening at the Nor
NAL.
Mrs. Phil II. Perkins who under
went an operation at st. Francis
hospital the latter part Of last week
is doing as we'll as can be expected.
She viii! be in the hospital for several
weeks
Mrs 7. G. Mclean and children
will leave on Thursday OF next week
for Little Falls, MINI, where they
will be guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Har-
mon G. Brown.
The marriage OF Miss Lillian Rus.
sell to Mr.. Geo. 8. Blood took place
at noon on Wednesday. After we'd
ding trip, Mr.. and Mrs. Blood will be
at home at Gleuwood. MINI.
With all the discussion that is now
going on about what constitutes the
clever woman, it i. interesting to get
the opinion of great English author
and editor. q clever woman, az
wife. is a woman who is skilled in the
conduct Of life, in the control OF the
household, and, above all, in the
household, and, above all, in the man
agement of her husband, says William
T. Stead. in the July Delineatar. A
woman who could neither read nor
write would be a bad wife for any
ordinary man in civilized comma
nifty; but such an illiterate woman, il
she were clever In all the arts OF
domestic economy, in the rearing Of
children, and in being at once the In
spiration and comfort Of. her husband
would be clever enough for the
cleverest man in existence, and in
finitely preferable to the clcverest
woman IN book Tearing that has ever
cen turned out by university.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20

d. \ MORRISON Of Fort William,
Ont, was in the city few days the
fore part Of the week He was ac-
complained home by Miss Selma Shin
Ian who will visit her sister during
the summer
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20
THE BEST PILLS EVER SOLD.

IIE DID IIII4F5 J. ' TIN 'JTI1Ds
CATER doctoring Is years for chro-
nc Indigestion, and spending over
two hundred dollars, nothing has
done me as much good az DR.. Kings
New Life Pills | consider them the
best pills ever sold:n writes y. r.
Ayscue, Of Ingleside, y. G. Sold IN
der guarantee at all druggist. 25c.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20

and cheerfulnesS soon
disappear when the kid
neys are out Of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that il is not uncommon
Tor a child - be bern
afflicted with weak kid
neys. If the child urin-
ateS too often. if the
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20

lrne scalds the flesh or if, when the child
reaches an age when it should be able to
control the passage it is yet afflicted with
oed-wetting, depend upon it. the cause OF
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment Of
these important organs. This unpleasant;
trouble is due to diseased condition of the
kidneys and bladder and not to habit as
most people suppose,
Women as well as men are made mis-
cradle with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect OF
Swamp Root is soon realized. 1t Is sold
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20
Local Items.

Eugene Keaongh spent couple of
days fishing at Gordon.
W. j. and Emmett Keaough returned
from a weeks Quit ag at Gordon Tues
day.
Miss May Hunter OF Central Park
has returned from years stay in the
West.
Miss Alice Bruneau has been con-
fined to her home the past week by
Illness.
Mrs, w, Early of Duluth ha. re-
turned home after visit with Mrs
Edw. Keaough.
Joseph Roper returned Tuesday
from ten days trip to Detroit and
points in Canada.
John Maxwell OF Butte, Mont, has
been a guest at the R. B. Dear homo
this week and last.
Miss Lillian and Douglas Dear who
have been visiting in the East re-
turned home this week
Miss Doris Crumpton is at home
from Madison where she has been at
tending the University.
Chad. Whitmore is at home from
Chicago, where he has been attending
the Armour Institute and will remain
here during the summer.
Miss Louise Schafer is the guest of
Mrs. w. E, Pickering. She will re-
main all summer. Miss Schafer has
been teaching at Grantsburg
Neil Smith left the first of the week
for Washington. MIR. Smith has con-
siderable land in the West and his
stay will be quite extended.
Mrs. II. E. Gregg has arrived from
California where she has spent the
winter and is the guest Of her daugh.
tor, Mrs, W. E, Pickering.
Misses Elizabeth Colbeck and Rose
Lederman are members Of the grad
uating class at the Superior Normal.
Both young ladies are East Enders.
Harold Pickering who has been at
tending College at Ann Arbor, Mich
came home Tuesday and will spend
the Summer here with his parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. H. Grace of Gem
trail Park are entertaining their
daughter and husband, MIR. and Mrs.
George Hawley ofTonawanda, N. Y.
MIR. and Mrs. George M. Paulus of
Chetek are here the guests of the
latters mother, Mrs F. Z. Webster.
Abbey will remain the greater part Of
the summer
On next Sunday Nemadji Lodge No.
a. +. OF P. will have their memorial
exercises at the Pilgrim Congrega-
tonaI Church. All X. ofPs are re.
quested to be present.
H. G. Wilson of Central Park left
Monday for Green Bay where he at
tended the meeting of the grand lodge
OF the Knights of Pythias, a delegate
from Nemadj lodge.
Il Mrs A D. s, Gillette entertained
number OF young ladies at her
home in honor of Miss Eliza Prinz
wac is brlde.elect. A quilting bee
was very much enjoyed.
On last Saturday afternoon Miss
Esther Nillars entertained number
OF her friends at her home. The oc-
caftn was the birthday of Misc Vii
lars and also a farewell party to Miss
hate Palmer. Games were enjoyed
and refreshments served. Dainty
f., ~ re presented Misses Villars
snd Palmer by their friends. Those |
present were: Misses Alta Jones and |
VIVIAN saylor of Duluth, Eta Mcleod |
oaire Smith, Kate Palmer, Marjory
1aii, Marguerite Crosby, Marian |
Ammons, Laura Olscamp, Clara
fith, Beatrice Williams, Dorthy
eterson, Gladys McIver, Nellie
sterson, Eva Daily, Mary TAYLOR
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20

WANTED--l0 men IN each state to
travel, post signs, advertise and leave
samples OF our goods. Salary S75. 90
per month. $500 per day for expen-
SEES. Royal Supply Co., Dept. W.,
las BLDG, Chicago.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20

WANTED: 10 men IN each state to
trayeI, distribute samples of our goods
ana tack signs. Salary 800 per
month; $500 per day for expenses
SAUNDERS co Department p, 46
Jackson Boulevard, Chicago, III.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20

Don't make any mistaso out re.
member the name. Swamp koor, Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the adj
dress, Binghamton, My, on every
bottle.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-06-20
Womel as Well as Men
Are / 4de Miserable by
X !ney Trouble.

K!dr;y " 'lb!e preys upon the mind, ois
courage a. .e5sen1 ambition; beauty vigor
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-07-28
I'm falling You.

Pat Murphy. who was in lodgings.
was greatly annoyed by the landlady
helping herself to his provisions. She
began by taking a piece of his butter,
and when Pat came home she said:
"Pat I'm taking a little Of your but
ter, but I'm not like other landladies-
I'm telling you"
Next day 1t was an egg, and so on.
Every day there was something taken
and put of with the remark, ''Pm not
like other landladies-rm telling you"
OF course there was never any re-
duction in Pats bill. One Saturday his
bill came to a larger amount than
usual. Pat looked at it, bundled up a
few things in his handkerchief, walked
to the door and said:
"Landlady, I'm sloping. I'm not like
other lodgers-lm telling you."-Lon-
don Answers.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-07-28

eff we did not cough in church, the
human race would not exist" And the
professor, twiddllng a piece Of chalk
in his hand, regarded the sophomores
with a quizzical smile.
"what mean he continued, lis
that the cause of coughing is the cause
of our survival. That cause is MINI
icry. Mimicry is q better life preserver
than feetness or strength. For by
mlmicry we manage not to attract at
tention, and in prehistoric times they
who attracted attention were hunted
down by the tribe and roasted for din
ner or hunted down by the saber tooth
tiger and taken raw.
"Since those dark days mimicry has
been instructive with us. Mimicry is
what causes US to follow the fashions.
1t causes us, when in England, to say
'cawn't' and Gawf.' If your friend
yawns, you yawn-that's mimicry. II
he laughs, you laugh-mimicry again.
If he snufIies, you snuffle-mlmicry.
And If he coughs in church. straight
way you and all the rest Of the con-
gregation cough, the reason being the
same one which saved our forefathers
from determination" New York Press.
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A Eamou, Architects Trick.

When Sir Christopher Wren was
building the town hall of Windsor,
ddgety member of the corporation, so
the story goes, insisted that the roof
required further support and desired
the architect to add more pillars. In
vain did Sir Christopher assure him
that the danger was imaginary. He
knew better. The alarm spread, and
the great architect was worried into
adding the desired columns.
Years passed, and in later times,
when architect and patrons were dead,
cleaning operations in the roof re-
vealed the fact that the supposed addi-
tional supports did not touch the roof
by two inches, though this was not per-
ceptible to the gazers below.
By this Ingenious expedient did Wren
pacify his critics, while vindicating his
own architectural skill to future gener-
atoms.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-07-28
Famous FIooqers.

Among English schoolmasters whose
names have come down to posterity
with the dubious reputation Of great
foggers DR.. Busby of Westminster
school is the generally acknowledged
chief.
OF him 1t Is recorded that, one of his
head boys having insulted a young
French viscount who came to the
school to demand satisfaction, he fog
ged the yiscount first for the blood
thirsty intentions and next his friend
who was the bearer of his challenge.
DR.. Valpy, too, who edited an edition
of the classics, was a potent wielder Of
the rod. Archdeacon Groom, who was
a pupil of his, tells a story in illustra-
ton of his prowess. One of the boys
had been logged by the redoubtable
dominic, and the lads father came to
complain.
Sir" said Valpy to him, 81 logged
your son because he richly deserved it.
If he again deserves it, l shall fog
him again, and" rising, 'if you come
here, sir, interfering with my duty
shall fog you"
The parent fed.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-07-28
Not surnriasd.

Skipper-I am Unfortunately sensitive
to uncongenial surroundings, so much
so that the very sight of some people
will give me nervous shudder. Chip
perch, well, there are very few of US
that do not shrink from meeting our
creditors.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-07-28
Beautifully ARRANGED.

Brown-Well, you've got the quar-
ter. Is your sister coming down?
give arranged it beautifully, old
chap. told her 1t was you first
and she said to tell you she was out,
and then said was fooling and
that it was Charley Jones, and you
ought to have seen her hustle to get
into clean shirt waistI She'll be right
DOWN.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-07-28
Like a sIey.ls.

what does the doctor say is the
matter with MirandyT
He says she has pneumatic tenden-
cies and that she is threatened with
spiral trouble. Baltimore American
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-07-28

"How did the wedding come of to-
day2"
without hitch"
"Glad to hear it."
II said without a hitch. The bride
backed out at the last minute"