The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08
DRIF nv OOD BY PHIL N. ARMSTRONG.

The woman who went to Mobile the other on ions enough to have the marriage esre- mony performed. then returned to her home while he returned to jail. evidently believed that love laughs at iockSmiths. Why not muzsle the largest sized mosqui- toes this summer? When a woman matches a brilliant money making scheme she naturally thinks she Is ruler of the roost. If we'd had any say-so about being born: wonder if some of us wouldn't have selected different bunch of relatives . There ought to be same-law to protect the grandmothers of oftice-boys in the base ball season.
 Get your girl
 And come to spark.
 They soon will open 'E
 'Lectric Park. Why does q woman massaEs her faee to redden 1t and then daub a lot of powder all over it. to whiten hs haven't we lots of 'cioss" friends' Bai Taft is against long hours or q re- duetion in pay for the Panama workers. They are for him sn masss' Eight feet of snow has just fallen in Eng land; however. that's nothing to the way some candidates will be showed under in the near future. Now the papers are saying that Thomas, Jefferson could not make speech. Wheth- CT this be true or not he will ever be re- greater achievement. Hetty Green cannot use a telephone. Het tvs money can do all the talking neees- sary.
 The peach crop will be . peach this year.
 There are some Georgia papers that would like to see Joe Done Brown. Denver is planning a new eemetery.- Quite natural she'll need few new graves for some political hopes Anybody" says The Monroe Cwis) Jour nal. ''ean raise children" Is this sarcasm? "she swept the street with her dark eyes" says late novel If enough dark-eyed girls would report to the street-elesning department mebbe twould solve the problem of the ''city beau tiful"
 winter just won't quit lingering in the lap of spring.
 Poor Knox--he's getting 'em ell right It's gotten to the point where q Roosevelt message merely makes a noise like ersW- fish.
 A candidate for a Philadelphia Municipal office is named Freeze Quick. He'd eet- ter.
 Meanwhile the esteemed Congressional Record maintains the breathless interest or the Old Farmers Almanac. It just takes two girls to get so thick they can't see through each other. Jealousy is the chief thorn in the side of ambition.
 Who gets up the names for the Pullman cars?
 And why are they called Pullman cara? Because they "oull'' man. And why does a woman brag on her upper birth in life and her lower berth in a Pull man?
 Some Day-Some Time.
 Some day---some time,
 We like to say
 Some day-some time
 In the far away,
 wen have all the friends
 That we desire
 And wen have all the money
 That we require
 And life will be roses
 And honey and rhyme
 We like to think
 Some day-some time.
 Some day-some time
 When skies turn blue
 We'll do everything
 That we meant to do.
 We'll sail to lands
 Beyond the sea-
 Mebbe hob-nob
 With royalty.
 It's great when you haven't
 A single dime
 To dream what you'll do
 Some day-some time.
 Some day-some time
 Thank God for dreams
 That we dream where the fire-hght
 Brightly gleams.
 It's a lazy old way
 To show your worth.
 But some of mems dreams
 Have shaken the earth.
 Columbus Franklin, shakespeare'
 They dreampt what they'd do
 Some day-some time!
 Wanted in One Way.