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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-21

The Maverick, of the oil feet, is
due in this port tomorrow, from San,
Francisco, Portland bound with fuel
oil.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-21

The flagship Lurline is to come
back on the Astoria Portland run on
Monday next, relieving the Undine.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
DO You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down what
ever food or medicine may be offered you
Or, do you want to know something OF the
composition and character OF that which
you take into your stomach whether as
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
nowadays insist on knowing what they
employ whether rs food or as medicine.
DR.. Pierce believes they have perfect
right to insist upon such knowledge. 50 he
publishes ;>hroadcast and on each bottle
wrapper. what his medicines are made Of
and Vexi fies irynhdcr- eath This be feels
he can wetl-Alford 10 do becanse the more
the lngredIcnts OF which his medicines
are made arc stldiad and undcrstood the
more VIII their superior cnratiye virtues
be lIlrecIaIed4
For the cure OF woman's peculiar weak
nesses, Irregularities and arrangements,
giving rise TO frequent headaches, back
ache, drIgging-down pain or distress In
lower abdominal or pelvic region, accom-
panied, Outlines, with a facilitating,
pelvic, catarrhal drain and kindred symp-
toms of weakness, Dr. Picrce's Favortte
Prescription is most efficient remedy:
1t is equally effective In curing painful
periods, in giving strength TO nursing
mothers and In preparing the system OF
the eXpectant mother for uabys coming,
thus rendering childbirth safe and com.
paratively painless. The uFavoritc Pre-
scription Is most potent, STRENGTHENING
tonic to the general system and to the
organs distinctly feminine In particular.
It is also a soothing and invigoratiug
nervne and cures nervous exhaustion,
nervous prostratlOn, neuralgia, hyStcria,
spasms, chorca or st. NituS'S dance, and
other distressing nervous symptoms at
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases OF the distinctly feminine organs.
A host Of medical authorities Of all the
several schools of practice, recommend
SFaVorlte Prescription" Is made for the
cure Of the diseases for which itisclaimed
to DO cure. You may read what they
say for yourself by sending a postal card
request Tor a Jres booklet o. sSt y y
Pierce, Invalt1s' Hotel and Surgical In
Stitute, Buffalo, n, ", and IL will come %
ron By return post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
catarrh cannet b cured

with local applications, as they can
not reach the seat OF the disease
Catarrh Is a blood or constitutional
disease. and in order to cure it you
must take internal remedies. Halrs
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not
\ Guack medicine. 1t was prescribed
By one of the best physicians in this
eountry for years and is a regular
prescription. 1t is composed Of the
best tonics known, combined with the
best blood purifiers, acting directly on
the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients
ls what produces such wonderful re,
sulSs in curing Catarrh. Send for testi
monials free.
FL. CHENEY & CO.. Props,
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti
patton.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24

9
Mrs. Nan Morrow, of Water street,
s Is quite sick.
Mr.. Harry Walters moved from the
home OF Mr.. Atkinson on New street
to the homeo OF Mr.. Clarence Layman,
on. East Ferry street, Thursday.
Messrs. Bert Taylor and Bruce Hite
spent Thursday at BoothsvIlle..
Mrs. Lydia Gould. of Norwood, spent
THURSDAY with relatives in this ward.
Dana Doollttle has returned from a
two, weeks stay at his home at In
dependence.
Miss Columbia ireland, of Penns-
boro, who haslbeen the guest of her
sister, Mrs. W. N. stoneking, of Dia.
mopd street. returned to her home yes
terday.
Mr.Iw. E. vannort. of Gufey street,
is recovering from an illness of grip.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Gaskins, of
Smithtown, we're the guests OF rela-
Journal Clerk w. L. Boughner. will
Hayes Hughes, OF Norwood. was a
business visitor in this ward Thurs.
day.
Mrs. Nancy Williams IS the guest
OF her BON, Ira Williams, of East Park
DIR. Joseph Travis. IN aged and well
known resident of Anita, this county
is indisposed at his, home.
q
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
FAIRvIEw.

The following programme was rem
dered by the Fairview Literary Soci.
ETY. January nth:
Opening by Prof. VIM. Beatty.
Reading-How Peter MIXED the
Cow--Atiss Nola Michael.
Reading Miss Frankie Chalfant.
Misunderstanding the Charm =
Miss Agnes Greaser.
Select Reading-The Great Minstrel
Miss Rosa Eddy.
Select Readlng-The Second Trial
Miss Mary Powell.
Minute Speeches.. F. Ammons.
subject, Washington; A. w. Mitch.
ell. "America;" w. t. Martin, "Colum.
bus:' ID. C. Goodnight, "west Virgin.
la and H. L, Johnston. "oil and Gas"
Debate Resolved, That life in the
country is more favorable to human
development than life in the city. To
afirn, VIM. Beatty, w. T. Martin; to
deny, Merrill Keener. d. G. Goodnight.
Judges, "A. W. Mitchell, o. E. Morris
and James story. Decision. two in ia.
yor Of the Affirmative; one for the neg
alive,
After the programme was rendered
the following officers were elected for
four months:
President+Dr, G. R. Miller.
Vice Presldent-c. o. wilt
secretary- No1a Michael.
Treasurer 2: F, Ammons.
CORRESPONDING Secretaries - Misses
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
Caught Them
MEN WHO DEMOLISHED A $500
CASH REGISTER APP
PRETENDED.

CLARKSBURG. W. Va. Jan. "a
The local police placed under arrest
Max Brant and Brown Love, both
colored. The men are charged with
having committed the burglary last
Tuesday night, when a local place
of business was entered and cash
register valued at $500 totally demoL
ished for the sake of securing $50 con.
tanned on the inside. There seems to
be little doubt that the two men are
the guilty parties.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
OFT For Charleston.
TWO MEMBERS OF MoNoNeALIA's
DELEGATION HAVE LEFT
FOR SESSION.

MoRGANToWN, Jan. "a. = Two
members Of Monongalia's delegation to
Charleston have already departed for
the state capital, where the special
session opens Tuesday, and the other
members will leave the first of the
week to resume their labors, Senator
Joseph H. McDermott, president Of
the senate. has gone by way Of Pitts
burg and wheeling. He left Wednes
day afternoon. meaning to spenq
Thursday and Friday in Pittsburg and
arriving in Charleston Saturday.
Charles Steele, assistant to CLERK
C. L. Topping and engrossing' clerk
left yesterday afternoon on train No
30 for Parkershurg. where he will
spend the day, reaching Charleston
Saturday. MIR. Steele, together with
Assistant Clerk Stanley Hodges. OIL
Franklin. Pendleton county. will he'll
Mont" Topping in preparing for the
session. A day or two will be requir
ed to get things started and have the
clerical force organized for efficient
service.
Charley Phillips, private secretary
to Colonel McDermott, will leave at
the end Of the week, while both rep
resentatives. Major w. C. McGrew and
Hon. Zimrl Ammons, together with
Journal Clerk w. l.. oBughner, will
leave the first of the week.
Subscribe for the West vtrginian
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
WINFIELD.

shopping at iHoult Friday. HI III
Mr.. Hammond Travis and J. 3! Car
penter. of Burners. and Mr.. J. c. Sat.
terrified, and Mr.. Zeb Heck were shop
ping at Fairmont Friday.
Mr.. Thomas Kirk and daughter.
Laura, and Mrs. sarah satterheld AMI
son. French. and Mr.. E. U. Vincent
and Mr.. and AIRS. J. G. Morgan and
Mr.. Wilson Fetty were shopping at
FaIrmont one day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph satterfeld wers
visiting their daughter, Mrs. Frank
Forman. at Rosstown Sunday.
Mr.. Luke Rogers and Tom Lambert
were calling at Mr.. Joseph satter-
fields Sunday night.
Miss Maggie and Nellie Wolf were
calling at Mr.. Manuel Lessons Sun
day.
Mr.. Junior sigler and Eddie satter-
field and Glen Hawkins, Misses Leafy
McHenry and verna Long and Ruth
and Esther were calling on Miss Ada
Fast Saturday evening.
Mr.. Clayton Wolf was shopping at
Fairmont Saturday.
Mrs. Leroy Reeves was at FaIrmont
one day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alta Hall and chill
dren were visiting Mrs. Halls father.
Mr.. Joseph Williams. Sunday.
MIR Herbert Boice. OF near Frisco.
was visiting his sister. Mrs. Emory
Heck Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. Jane Carpenter was visiting
at Clayton VOLTS Saturday.
Mr.. Manuel Lesson was visiting his
daughter Mrs. ]. w. Phillips at Fair
mont. Saturday and Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Reeves and son.
Leonard, were calling on her father.
Mr.. johnny Carpenter, Sunday.
Mr.. Manuel Leeson was visiting his
son, famous Lesson. at Monongah, Sat.
urday.
Mr.. Editor. we see in the Fairmont
paper where the Leap Year girls have
club for the purpose of catching the
old bachelors and other manageable
men. Now we would say to them
in behalf and by request OF the grea,
surplus OF bachelors in this vicinity
that 1t would be nice to turn their
faces this way. Here is the list OF
some of the best:
Jacob McHenry. prosperous farmer
has farm and span of gray horses:
he rides up and down the road. The
girl who gets him VIII be lucky.
Mr.. Grant Baker. regular lady's
man. A little shy of young girls No
body but widows need apply.
Henry Vincent, prosperous lum
herman, fine machinist. Can saw
lumber, but can't win the affections OF
the girls.
Joe McHenry. stone mason, very
quiet but easily frightened. Be care
full how you approach him.
Ben Brown. a prosperous farmer
always wear pleasant smile, hare
to catch, but will make smiling com
panion for the lucky one.
Owen Vincent, a blacksmith, won't
tell his age, but don't look over IS
Girls, keep an eye on him, maybe yor
can catch him.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
.Mlll Have Chicken supper.

The Epworthy League and the La
dies. Aid Society Of the Diamond
street N. E. Church. are planning to
have chicken supper the latter part
OF February. The place where it will
be held has not as yet been decided
upon, but win be announced later.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
patients at Miners Hospital.

William Turner and John Turner
are patients at the Miners Hospital.
They were admitted Wednesday. The
men are miners and in some way met
with powder explosion in which
the men were severely burned.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24

1t fills the arteries with rich, red
blood, makes new flesh. and healthy
men, women and children. Nothing
can take its place; no remedy has
done so much good as HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea. Csc. Tea or Tab
lets.-south Side Pharmacy.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
S. S. Workers
TO HOLD MEETING IN BALTIMORE
NEXT HoRTH-sEc. sHAFEE
ON THE PROGRAMME.

w. C. shafer, secretary Of the West
virginia Sunday School Association.
with headquarters in Wheeling, VIII
attend and take an active part in the
Field workers Conference, which will
be held at Baltimore. Md, beginning
Tuesday, February Attn. This confer
ence Is composed OF representatives Of
the various organizations throughout
the country, and the attendance is ex.
pected to be larger than at any SINH
lar gathering of Sunday School work
ers ever held.
Mr.. shafer is down on the pro-
gramme for an address and his talk
will likely be review of the progress
made in the work in this State during
the past few years. Mr.. shafer has
been very active in organization coun'
ty associations In all but two or three
counties in the State. Representatives
of the national association will be in
attendance and will take an active
part in the meeting. 1t is likely that
there will be a number OF prominent
Sunday school workers from West Vir-
ginia in attendance. The topics will
cover methods of teaching, organiza-
ton work, and many other questions
OF vital interest to those engaged in
the betterment of the Sunday Schools
and their advancement for good.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
CENSUS BUREAU
Reports 1o,ss7,so7 Cotton Bales einned
to January IS.
(Ry United Press)

WASHINGTON, D. C, Jan. 20
The census bureau to-day reported TO-
ST., COZ cotton bales ginned from 1907
growth to January 16, as compared
with 12.176,199 for the corresponding
date last year. The active number
glnneries reporting was 1880.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
eft Sad
4 Owe + etter
MRS. cLaRk,s DIARY TELLS Why
SHE KILLED FRANK
BRADY,


NEW YORK, Jan. 24.--lt has deTei'
oped that May Roberts. generally
known as Mrs. May Roberts CLARK
who shot and killed Frank Brady IN
Mays big department store. had prac'
ticed shooting for three months ana
that her act was most dehoerate' her
closest friends declare that she nai
expected Brady to marry her and his
refusal drove her insane.
A dairy found in her trunk Oy tne
police tells. the story OF her NE anu
her love for Brady her husband was
John Roberts. former policeman who
later conducted saloon on 81 Nicaoi
Las avenue. 1t Is not YET known
weather he Is alive tpe ponce ha'ins
one report that he died In 1906 and an
other that he has gone west.
The diary which Mrs. Clark had d.
vided into two parts and eNidentiy In
tended to be her ante-mortem state
ment read as follows:
S
Inc, Ne hns,bess and began drinking.
I was very unhappy and decided to dis.
nose ~ diamonds cut glass, etc.
30 went to a newspaper once and
n,acea an advertisement. There met
Frank Brady.
az told him everything that happen.
Cd Ne advised me to leave my hus.
hand did so and rented fiat and
took IN boarders Frank took lunch
With mo every day Then he lost his
noslt,on
",Ie was with me night and day
u,ben NOT WORKING He was then down
and ont and began borrowing money
from me.
FROM Julv 1903 until January 1905,
he did not work. All this time | was
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
services Continue.

The revival services in progress at
the First NJ. P. Church on Market
street In charge of the pastor, Rev.
10. w. Interchangeable continue all this
week. Interesting services are held
each evening. You are given cor
dial invitation to attend these meet
ings.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
FIRST WARD
peiIthtfpl slrprlse

lrs. Cora 3. RACER. OF GuEey street
J, IS Eisea ataellghtfnl surprise last
.egea & ghen'e pameer Of her friends
sathes5d d bel home TO celebrate her
hfrthaayg Anniressafy. The AFFAIR was
ahged III her daughters. Misses
Jessie and Pearl. and was a complete
surprise 70 Mrs. RACER. The hours
Weae very pleasantly spent with mu;
afc and games OF jvarious kinds and a
tempting course OF refreshments was
ssrsed. { Ms. RACER received several
pretty remembrances from her friends.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
3. E. Club.

Miss Ethyle Barnes will entertain
the members of the 3. E. Club at her
home on East Park avenue next We'd
nesday evening. An enjoyable even.
ing Is ANTICIPATED.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24

piles Cured In 8 to "a Days.
PAzo OINTMENT Is guaranteed 70
cure any case of Itching. Blind, Bleed
Ing, or Protruding Piles in to II
days or money refunded. soc.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24

Advice to Mothers: Don't let your
children waste away. Keep them
strong and healthy during the winter
with HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
1t is the greatest tonic for children.
Pure and harmless, does the greatest
good. 35c, Tea or Tablets.-South
Side Pharmacy.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
Church Dedication.

The Downs NJ. E. Church will be
dedicated Sunday, Jan. Goth, 1908.
The public is cordially invited to at
tend. Services morningn and after
noon. COMMITTEE.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24

John-what kind of tea do you ike
best7" Priscilla-"G o-tees, some. but
Rocky Mountain Tea best" John
why HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
best?" Priscilla-"It speaks for it
self, john makes lovely complex.
ion.)-seuth Side Pharmacy.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
Poultry Show at cIarksbura.

CLARKSBURG. Jan. 24.-Beginning
next Monday and continuing for three
days the Clarksburg Poultry and Pet
Stock Association will hold It's fourth
annual exhibition in Hoffman Hall.
The secretary has mailed programmes
to nil breeds. to the officers. stockhold-
ers and to all fanciers in this section
OF the State, The outlook for sue
cessful exhibition are very good and
the officers are making great prepare
tions for the event
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
.LnldIsn. AId.

The Ladies' Aid Society Of the Dia-
rnond Street NJ. E. Church will meet
II the home Of Mrs. Ella Donham on
Market street next Thursday after
noon.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
YEAR

THE = AnnIVsSG u - fls'i Ne - =.
YEAR
will bring yon much profit II you
reyoIye thereafter to nse only those g
drugs and pharmaeeuticaIe pFepas
ratIons of known reliability! AZ
the South Side Pharmacy youi will
be treated right and square. Our
store is completely stocked with 4
goods OF the. highest merit in toilet
preparations and essentials, stand
Z ard remedies; while You win md
our prescription department FAULT
less. - ,-i.4
SOUTH SIDE PHARMACY
sHINN q ROSS Props. s
d III
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24

FOR cI.ARKsRuRG ana WESTON, 1.elNs y
(for ClarksburR onlyl.i Arrive! No. ~
KISS a. m. (for Clarksburg oniyl; Me-
s. xAl45 p. m. 5i
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
Eastbound.
I BALTnfDRn,l !

Eastbound.
For WASHINGTON. BALTIM2ttls
PHILADELPHIA snd NEW YORK
Nc ~: .s:SS a M; f6 No y y y; re
CUMBERLAND ACCOM-, No. 9. x1iog =
GRAFTON ACCOM-, No. a. 'lO;Si !, =.
westboune.
For COLUMBUS and CHICAGO. Ne,
se:24 a ): No. II. 1870 p; m.
For WHEELING No Z. s2;24 a m; Sc.
H. s7:l0 n. m. (local1 /; No. II, e1sSe p
m. docal); No. IS. sos p, M
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24

.Daay. zDany except sunday iganaas
only.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24

1EondGy, wednesday ard shtuIha
Depart, No. 2oi. 100 q. M; No. 1gs. 4;es
~. n. Arrive No 400, SO q nj
Ia so ?: n
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
Falrmon., Moraan.ewn q PI...suro g

For cONNELLsvILLE and PITfsBunfs
Leave, No. l. $500 a. M No. y, y
a. M; No. s5Ii S23ibs ps M -ArflHe 10
d, xS!i6 81 rnE NO 6s! lI0l0S ps q.
For NIORGANTIlNNs, Leave 90, ~
.. M. arrive. Me- g, ~ :sA q =
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24
RHILRORDS.
$500
BAL INvtIiOREa
RAiLR0kDs
sehsduIo Et .,s9 s4ndS 9 NSy. z ''aS

|oI77'
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-01-24

Mrs, ]. B, Feather, Lenox, w.
Geo. e. Keith Shoe Co, Camp
bello. Mass. Through shnEt-
len q welton) s. .....s =. { 10000
Total ....... -. ~. So. se5.ssi
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28
The Hanoinus,

Recently a little girl was taken to
London by her parents. On her return
she was describing all the places she
had seen to some young friends. One
of them, of a somewhat morbid disoo-
sition, asked. did you see the Old Bal
ley, where they hang the murderers!
NO. replied the girl, Il don't think
so. but / saw the Royal academy.
where they hang the artists. London
Telegraph.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE
Estate of Henry E. LYON
E.sfat
E. w. Barron Co,

The undersigned, having oeen appointed by
the Honorable Probate Court for the District
Of Orleans, Commissioners, tt exam
inc and adjust all claims and deman -
persons against the es ate of Henry e.
Lyon late + Westnore IN said district. de-
cease d and all ella inns exhibited, offset there
to, hereby give not ce tuat we vii meet for
the purposes Aforesaid at the five Of the
rown Clerk in W estmore on the 14th day Of
November and 18th Gay of April next, f1om
one oc ock p m. until four O'Clock, r. m each
of said days, and that SIX months from the lot b
day Of October, A. D.. 1913, IS the time iisnited
by said Court for said creditors to present
their claims to us for examination and
allowance.
Dated Westmore, Vt, this oath cay of
October, A. D., 1853.
II. D. BEEDE.
It. w. CUNLEY,
1915 commissioners
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28
NOTICE

We undersigned agree to refunt tn
mon ey on one % cent DCx of Lazy Poor
Oint ment If it fails to heal and cure plies
salt rheum, eczema, open soi.s, cnafiing
chapped hands and lips, biotches ana al
eruptions end abrasions OF the skin. w
only ask you to try one box to test 1t
chaative powers.
F d. Pierce r. w. Barron Co.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28
A Soft Conclusion

A Soft Conclusion.
"He went against his will"
HE wasn't hurt. l. guess"
what do you mean?"
His will is so soft"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28

Far beyond the dim horizon
Lie the islands of our dreams.
Music softly falls and dies on
Loves own ears in liquid streams.
Like dull silver in the distance
Clean the happy islands far.
We are drawn without resistance
Where it's bliss to say I'VE are"
Perfectly Good.
Thought you said she had good
teeth
'She has"
Il saw her laugh just now. and she
hasn't tooth in her head"
Must have been on the closet shelf"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28
Brutality Frank.

Brutality Frank.
Zone thing I like about a dentist"
what is that-his absence?"
"No When he pulls tooth he does
not claim that this hurts him worse
than it does you"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28
The Simple Expert,

you say this is fine tobacco landT'
THE best in the world
Indeed. Pray how many boxes OF
cigars Will 1T grow to the acre|'
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28

S o m e. m G n
S W e a r because
they think it
funny, and 9th
ers swear to In
huence the mind
of others. The
latter is more
effective.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28
Cool Shade.

The north pole race if there is one,
A happy crowd must be.
Protected from the summer sun
Beneath the ice cream tree
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28

Adam was indeed blest He didn't
have to pay any club dues nor qualify
for any ancient order Of anything.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28
Bad Management.

Bad Management.
aren't there any hog cars?'
Yes
You have lot of car hogs"
Even So
You should arrange to make con.
nection."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28
In Self Defense,

He ceased to use the hateful weed
To please his wife. but then
He wore so very large a crouch
She made him start again.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28

The only reason for locking the barn
after the horse is stolen is to let the
thief know that you noticed it.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28
OBLIGATORY,

Il always pay ny debts
Dear mel'
whats the matter?''
II thought your standing better than
that"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28

There probably is a smartest man in
the world, but it is a safe bet that he
is afraid to come out and prove it,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28

If you stick to a job in hope that it
will reciprocate your action and faith
fitness, you are due to get jolt
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-28

Simple violations of the law are cas-
lily overlooked when it is to our inter
est to be friendly with the violators.