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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-29
Beware OF Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
Of smell and completely derange the whole
system when entering 1t through the mu
cous surfaces. Such articles should never
be used except on prescriptions from repu-
table physicians, as the damage they will
do Is ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure
manufactured by F. ]. Cheney & Co., To
ledo, O., contains no mercury, and Is taken
Internally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system. In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you
get the genuine. 1t Is taken internally and
made In Toledo, Ohio, by F. ]. Cheney
Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by all druggists. Price 75c per
bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa.
tion.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-29
CHRISTMAS TREE
CUSTOM UPHELD
FOREST SERVICE OFFICIALS
HAVE GOOD WORDS FOR IT

Chief Forester Pinchot Declares Gus
tom Does Not Menace Conservation
OF Forest Idea-Number OF Trees
Consumed Is Comparatively Insig-
nificant-In this Way They Serve a
Valuable Use.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-29
Travellers Elect Officers.

st. Louis, Dec. 29.--T. D. Wilcox
was elected president Of the Western
Commercial Travellers association at
it's annual meeting in the Jefferson
hotel today. Eight directors were
also elected.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-29

The country is flooded
with soaps which look
like, and claim to be "as
good as" Ivory.
Avoid them!
They are limitations;
and, like all limitations,
they lack the peculiar
and remarkable qualities
of the article which they
initiate.
Ask for Ivory Soap
and see that you get it.
Ivory Soap
SO 4>10o Per Cent. Pure.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-29
Long Christmas Stocking.

New York.-Christmas stockings 10
feet long and made of canvas were
hung from the lowest points on the
new Greensboro bridge, which spans
the East river, on Christmas morning
by members Of the Greensboro bridge
celebration committee. Intended for
river men, the stockings were hung
so they can be reached from the deck
of tug with a pole Tobacco, serv-
iceable gloves and other practical gifts
were placed In the giant stockings.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-29
Mrs. McRaney,s Experience.

Mrs. M. McRaney, Prentiss, Miss.
writes: II was confined to my bet
for three months with kidney and
bladder trouble, and was treated BY
two physicians but failed to get re-
lief. No human tongue can tell how
I suffered, and had given up hope Of
ever getting we'll until began taking
Foley's Kidney Remedy. After TAX
ing two bottles I felt like new per-
son, and feel 1t my duty to tell suf-
fering women what Foley's Kidney
Remedy did for me-" Pendleton
Drug Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-29

Gus La Fontaine has Just received
a fresh lot Of crawfish, crab and oys-
ters in the shell at the Quelle.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-29

Are your harrow teeth aching out
in some snow-drifted fence corner? II
so. why?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-29

One unfurnished room for rent In
the East Oregonian building. Elec
trio lights and steam heat. Bath, hot
and cold water on floor. Rate very
reasonable. Enquire at e. o. office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-29

Joy in religion is but another word
for genuineness.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
Togo Mating at G. II. WHITING

Togo Mating at G. III. WHITING
TONS.
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
never fails to tone the stomach, puri-
fly the blood. regulate the kidneys,
liver and bowels. The greatest spring
tonic, makes and keeps you we'll. 80
cents, Tea or Tablets. +. 3. Gannett
& Co.
Pain, anywhere. can be quickly
stopped by one of DR.. Shops Pink
Pain Tablets. Pain always means
ngestion-unnatura blood pressure.
DR.. Shops Pink Pain Tablets simply
coax congested blood away from pain
centers' These Tablets. known TO
druggists as DR.. Shops Headache
Tablets--simply eqHaiize the blood
circulation and then pain always de-
parts in 20 minutes. 20 Tablets %
cents. Write DR.. ShOop, Racine,
Wis. for free package. Sold by James
Gidley.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
ECHO SETTINGS.

John Thomas who has been very
low is slowly recovering.
Miss Ethel Vance, who has been at
tending school at Central Lake, is
home for vacation. Glad to see you
Ethel.
Osker Kidder and wife have moved
to East Jordan, occupying rooms in
the old Churchill building. A baby
by came to brighten their home,
soon to lisp the name papa.
Mrs. Duncan Mcmillan is on the
sick list. Her daughter, Mrs. Bert
Bennett, is staying short time with
her.
Mr.. and Mrs. Crowell are back on
their farm and we are all pleased to
see light shining from their window.
Glad you are home again. Hope you
will stay.
There are a number waiting for
trout season TO open. Among the
mum Der to go is Bert Glass to Bellaire
Don't forget grandma, Bert.
Sap has taken freeze up waiting
for warmer weather. Uncle Jimmy
brought in small batch Of syrup
Wednesday. Pass it around to the a.
S Of E.
Mrs. James Thompson, who attends
the convention at Reed City, will go
from there to Howard City to visit
her mother who is eighty years old;
also her brother and family and aunt
Minerva.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04

imitators and those who may be pratt
cally inclined.
DR.. John Fyfe, of Saugatuck, Conn.,,
Editor of the Department of Therapep-
tics in The ECLECTIC REVIEW says Of
Unicorn root (Helonids DiOica) one of
the chief ingredients of DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription: IA remedy which
invariably acts as uterine invigOrator
and always favors a condition which
makes for normal activity of the entire
reproductive system, cannot fail to be
of great usefulness and of the utmost
Importance to the general practitioner
of medicine"
cHelonias more fully answers the
above purposes than any other drug
acith uhich am acquainted. In the
treatment of diseases peculiar to women
it is seldom that case is seen which
does not present some indication for
this remedial agent"
wThe following are among the lead
ing indications for Helonias Pain or
aching in the back, with leucorrhea;
atomic (weak) conditions of the repro
ductive organs of women, mental de-
preston and irritability, associated with
organs of women, constant sensation of
iiSdV. III iSSiOli VI
menorrhagia, (rfooding") due to
weakened condition of the reproductive
system; amenorrhea, arising from OF
accompanying an abnormal condition
of the digestive organs and an anemic
(thin blood) habit; dragging sensation
n the extreme lower part of the abb
domen."
If more or less of the above symptoms
are present, no invalid woman can do
better than take DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription, which is rich in all the
medical properties of Unicorn root, or
Helohias.
MEN AND WOMEN
should have a good medical book
handy. They should have book that
treats of the sociological relations of the
sexes as well as how and when to adj
wise son and daughter. A standard
work is the Peoples Common Sense
Medical Adviser, by R.V. Pierce, M. d.
Send 81 one-cent stamps for the latest
thoroughly revised, cloth-bound book,
or 81 stamps for the paper-covered
volume. Address DR.. r. v. Pierce,
Buffalo. N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
AIkaIi Ike and the Yankee.

AIkali Ike and the Yankee.
"Eh-yah!' remarked Alkili Ike q trife
reluctantly in response to the tourists
polite and half yelled criticism of GER
tain amenities of life as she is lived in
the care free and wind swept occident.
II didn't s'pose 1t would suit you. Mr..
Eastman. You New England people
think thar hain't nuthin' west of the
Allegheny mountains but sagebrush
an blanket Injuns!'
"Oh, not at all. my dear sir!' depre.
Gated the gentleman from the ehete
east. Il assure you that l hold the
people of the west in the highest re-
spect, and for many of your customs
and institutions l entertain the most
profound admiration. You are an en-
terprising, pushing, progressive people.
If any criticism could be justly offered
1t might be that In the midst of your
bustling enterprise, you have not yet
had time to acquire some OF the finer
shades that life in the older common
wealths has, For instance, one might
say without Offering the slightest dis.
paragement that you as a people are
lacking in repose. or course
Huh. calculated the ingenious
Isaac. IF we're laclSin' in repose it's
burcuZ we have suthin' better to do
than to sleep away our time. We are
alwers up an a-cOmin', if anybody
asks you! And that's what knocksw
Every true, my dear sir! But your
ah-progressiveness has it's drawbacks
1t has made you a-pardon me-race OF
iconoclasts. and
"Nopew interposed Ike. THAR are
more Methodists around yere than ans.
thing else
BEG pardon, but you do not under.
stand me. An iconoclast, II you will
permit me, Is not
"By jing! That's 90! ! was thinkin'
about suthln' else. Iconoclast? Why
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04

Not only does the wrapper of every
bottle of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, the famous medicine for
weak stomach, torpid liver or bilious
ness and all catarrhal diseases wherever
located, have printed upon it, in plain
English, full and complete list of all
the ingredients composing it, but q
small book has been compiled from
numerous standard medical works, of
all the different schools of practice,
containing very numerous extracts from
the writings of leading practitioners
of medicine, endorsing az the strongest
possible terms, each and every ingredi-
ent contained in DR.. Pierce's medi-
cines. One of these little books will be
mailed free to any one sending address
on postal card or by letter, to DR.. R.V.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, and requesting
the same. From this booklet it will be
learned that DR.. Pierce's medicines con-
tain no alcohol, narcotics, mineral
agents or other poisonous or injurious
agents and that they are made from
native, medicinal roots of great value;
also that some of the most valuable in
gradients contained in DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription for weak, nervous,
over-worked, "run-down," nervous and
debilitated women, were employed, long
years ago by the Indians for similar
ailments affecting their squaws. In
fact, one of the most valuable medic
inal plants entering into the compost
ton of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton was known to the Indians as
wSquaw-Weed." Our knowledge of the
uses of not few of our most valuable
native, medicinal plants was gained
from the Indians.
AS made up by improved and exact
processes, and with the use of specially
designed chemical apparatus, the VIA
vorite Prescription" is a most efficient
remedy for regulating all the womanly
functions, correcting displacements, as
prolapsus, anteversion and retroversion,
overcoming painful periods, toning up
the nerves and bringing about per-
feet state of health.
The exact proportion of the several in
gradients used in these medicines, as
we'll as the working formula and pecul-
lar processes, apparatus and appliances
employed in their manufacture, are
withheld from publicity that DIR. Pierce's
proprietary rights may not be infringed
end trespassed upon bv unprincipled
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
Accident Insurance
For Csc.
box of Wonderful Dream

A box of Wonderful Dream
Salve in your home ready for i'm
mediate use in case of accident, is
worth It's weight in gold.
If your baby is burned or scalded,
or any member of the family should
seriously injure themselves, do you
want them to suffer until you go to
the druggist for box or send for the
doctori Guard against possible acci-
dent. Get a box of Wonderful
Dream Salve today, or the first time
you are in a drug store. It's the best
accident insurance you can get and it
only costs you Csc.
Remember there is nothing that will
draw soreness from a wound and heal
it quicker than Wonderful Dream
Salve. 1t has been known as the
greatest healer on earth for over
fifty years.
There is nothing better for Eczema, Salt
rheum, ChilblainS, Chapped hands, Boils,
Prostitutes and Sores of any kind. 1t is
guaranteed cure for Piles.
If you live on farm, keep box handy
in the stable all the time. 1t will quickly
heal the worst cases of Scratches, Calls,
Cowpox, Caked bag, Sore teats, etc.
TyoH qvrIte rs, zoe 1viW send yon a free
J0mpLe box and our Dream Book containing
800 dreams and their meaning. 6
WnunCpClII npCku GAVE m n.t-.a NIL
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
Ladies' Equity Notes.

Goldenrod Local No. l M. l.. 5. Of
f. met with sister Ross and family
Wednesday afternoon, April lst.
Owing To the snow and sieet there
were only seven members present.
The meeting opened with prayer and
singing, roll call, discussion on differ
ent subjects, readings by Mesdames
Ross, Thompson and HOwey. A short
address from Mr.. Howey in which he
spoke very encouragingly TO our local
and on topics very interesting to our
Society. Question box was opened
and questions read by our president.
Subjects were taken from the Bible
which were interesting IT, all.
Messrs Ross. HOwey and Shepard
were welcome visitors at the Ladies'
Local. Come again and bring your
neighbors. A cordial invitation to all
wives and husbands, sons and daugh-
tiers, A fine lunch was served by our
host and hostess which was enjoyed
by all.
Meeting adjourned to convene with
our president, sister Lanway. With a
vote of thanks TO our hos tess We de-
parted to our several homes.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
OPEN SECRETS.

To grounded reasonable objections of the
intelligent medicinal compounds Dr. r. "
Pierce Buffalo, ago. decided to make bold de-
by the makers of putup me
and openly to the
whole world full complete list of the ingredients entering into
composition his widely celebrated medicines Thus he has
many his full confidence Thus
he has absolutely and completely removed his medicines from
among doubtful merits and made them
DIR in a
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
Il Worked.

II Worked.
A London commercial after "work-
ing" Glasgow had some time to wait
for his train at ST. Enoch station and
bethought himself of little joke.
"What is the name of this station,
my good man?" he asked Of a porter.
"St. Enoch station. sir"
A few minutes later he met the same
porter and said:
what did you call this station. por-
teri"
"St. Enoch's. Dae We no see the
name abune the hotel there?"
Just then the train was shunted in,
and the drummer got comfortably seat
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04

PETITION OF THE PLODDER.
Lord. let me not be too content
With life in trifling service spent.
Make me aspire.
When days with petty cares are filled.
Let me with fleeting though: be thrilled
OF something higher.
Help me TO long for mental grace
To struggle with the commonplace
l daily find.
May little deeds not bring to fruit
A crop of little thoughts to suit
A shriveled mind.
l do not ask for place among
Great thinkers who have taught and sung
And scorned to bend
Under the trifies OF the hour
only would not lose the power
To comprehend.
independent
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04

The ladies of the NJ. L. S of e. wish
through the Herald to thank the bus
mess men and all others who assisted
us ia our printing matter.
There will be an Easter supper at
the Jordan River hall on Monday
night following Easter Sunday, April
2)th. A program OF recitations and
singing will be given. All are invited
to attend. Come and have good
time. Supper 30 cts per couple or 20
cents each.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
A WOman's Back.
The Aches and Pains Will
Disappear if the Advice
of This Petoskey Cit.
izen is Followed.

A woman's back has many aches
and pains.
Most times It's the Kidneys fault.
Backachs is really kidney ache.
That's why Doan's Kidney Pills
cure 1t
Many Petoskey women know this
Read what one has to say about it,.
Mrs. NJ. A. Graves, living at 6lS
Walkazoo Street, Petoskey. Mich.
SAYS: kidney disease bothered me
for years and nothing / did seemed to
allay the pain aud misery until / got
Doan's Kidney Pills at the Central
Drug Store aud begin using them. l
suffered from sharp dartiDg pains in
my sides and loins SO bad that no pos
ition I assumed was comfortable. l
had dull heavy headaches and there
was soreness OF the muscles and
Fills gave me more benefit than all
the other remedies / ever used put to-
gether. L told of my satisfactory ex-
perience with them at that time, and
am now able to recommend this valu.
able remedy as highly as l did then.
l am firm supporter OF the claims
made for Doan's Kidney Pills"
For Sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York Sole Agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan' sand
take no other.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
Discipline at Any Sacrifice.

Discipline at Any Sacrifice.
'Sir," said the bank president to o
clerk whose face showed three days
growth Of beard, you will have to get
shaved"
But, sir" protested the clerk, II am
growing q beard"
'Do what you like at home" snap
ped the president. "but I'll have you
understand that you can't grow a
beard during Office hours. EVERY
body's
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
Eczema and Pile Cure.

For Krpwing what it was To suf-
fer, will give FREE OF CHARGE,
to anv afflicted positive cure for Ec-
zema. Salt Rheum. Erysipelas, Piles
and Skin Diseases. Instant relief.
Don't suffer longer. Write F. w. WILL
LIAMS, 400 Manhattan Avenue, New
York. Enclose Stamp.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
The -
Scrap Book
Not the Same.

Not the Same.
A young woman who has recently
taken charge Of kindergarten enter.
ed a trolley car and as she took her
seat smiled pleasantly at gentleman
sitting opposite. He raised his hat,
but 1t was evident that he did not
know her.
Realizing her error, she said in tones
audible throughout the entire car:
"Oh, please excuse me! I mistook
you for the fatler Of two of my chill.
dren"'
She left the car at the next corner.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
Sast SovdaN s Southern r. r.
TINE TABLE.

Tn effect Jan. 81. l90S)
LEAVE EAST JORDAN at 1925 a. M.
and 4:30 pm; Arriving at Bellaire
at 9:25 a. m, and $50 p. m.
LEAVE BELLAIRE at 1000 a. m, and
$50 p. m; Arriving at East Jor-
dan at ll:00 a. m, and 9:l5 p. M.
All trains daily EXCEPT Sunday.
Trains run by central standard time.
w. y. PORTER e. j. CRossMAN,
Gen. Manager. Traffic Mng'r
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
An Ideal Laxative.

Physics and Cathaytics which purge, UNLOAD the
and weaken the digestive and expulsive organs.
laxative Iron.ox Tablets are as different IA
eject as trutn e from falsehood: They noufisS
and vigor to do the work nature Intended thus
effecting permanent euro by perfectly safe and
natural means The best laxative for children.
chocolate coated tablets, easy to take, grippe
r pauseste. 100, $50 spd 81oc at oil drug stores.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
being absolutely and in every sense Non-secret.

BY this bold Dr. Pierce has shown that his formulas of such
excellence subject fullest scrutiny
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1908-04-04
PETITION OF THE p1oDDER

e left the car at the next corner.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-01-15
QUARTERLY REPORT
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The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-01-15
r. Union Thereis Not Strength.

A majority of the people of Union
have said by their ballots that for the
next four years at least, they wish
whiskey to be sold in that county.
We are profoundly sorry that such is
the case. Over in York county there
was no whiskey legally sold for about
twenty-five years, and then the people
of that good old county concluded that
they would have a dispensary. The
result was that in short time young
men who were never known to drink
before, becam9 drunkards, debauch-
ing themselves and disgracing their
people. Now mark the result, the
people of York arose in their might
and voted out the damable thing, and
now York county is busily engaged in
trying to recover from the effect Of
having had the nefarious institution
within her borders. Another reason
for regret on our part is that Union is
so close to Cherokee that it wall in no
small degree affect the people Of our
county and prove curse to them.
We can only hope that when the
general assembly meets they will wipe
the Internal system off the face of the
earth.-Gaffney Ledger.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-01-15
Common Prudence.

Z a teacher in q downtown school has
for her pupils the children OF Russian
parents. The other day she was ex-
planning a sum In subtraction which
the little ones found difficult to under
stand.
g snow" said she to exemplify the
proposition, suppose I had $40 and
went into a store to spend it Say l
bought hat for $5. Then spent 81
for gloves and s1.5o for some other
things. How much did have left?"
For a moment there was dead ST,
lence. Then a boys hand went up.
.sWell, Isaac, how much did have
left?'
.svy didn't you counAyour changer
said Isaac in disgustl tone.-Wom-
ans Home Companion.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-01-15
Plain Talks ON Fertilizers
A Talk TO FruiSI-Growers

You use a fertilizer
of course, but do you
use enough?
The yield per acre,
and dtheproft therefrom
increases in far greater
proportion than the cost
of additional fertilizer.
What is an increase in
cost of $500 to $1,000
: rar ocra for fertilizer
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-01-15
Net Allowed to Hall LIQUOR,

Postmaster General Meyer has issu-
ed an order which has a direct bear.
ing upon the prohibition movement.
The order. is as follows:
1T is hereby ordered that it shall
be condition of any contract here
after entered into for carrying the
mails upon star, screen wagon, mail
messenger special service route, that
the contractor or carrier. shall not
transport Intoxicating liquor from one
point to another upon such route while
in the performance of mail service.u
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-01-15

The yield will be
according to the
amount Of plant food
you give your trees or
plants you can de-
pend on it. The better
they are fed the greater
and more valuable will
be your crop. Fertil-
ize sparingly and you
reap sparingly.