The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-23
DRIFT " OOD nY PHIL n. ARMSTRONG;.

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 We don't mind not getting credit for our good intentions 50 long as we can get credit st the store. 4 man never fails SO low down that he won't accord due respect to vir. tuoss woman when he sees one. ss a:SsS psoes sss you ss'f have S1s' n'hf' Funny how much respect people pay ss wsn M st oss assd sss ss sa violet Hssn when ys r are gone S tit may S'S Ss Vs a Sinersns sort of hot-houss. anyway, aitogether). As 2 IT. rule, 2 :, ,v!e.maq takes altogether formation.
 When two women kiss each other | it's about as satisfactory as eggs knocking together h . basket. Funny. but tin-horn sport seldom blows himself.
 Time win heal aii things but wern- out shoe; you must see cob bier to get that heeied
 A paper no. sooner gets to be an hsn saana ,s iSss Dsao E tss ss own estimation. lf Hell is paved with good intentions. but as Montgomery Is nearer heaven than any town .n the country, let us pave beautiful South Perry Street with Don't kick at the cold weather; sup- pose you were married to q pair cf
 Purple vests are said to be the very long ii' green 1a viii viii sSsihli Ss accepted in in sss%'sss ss ro ssss ass J Ssi'' that never
 A Chicago waiter has become rich enough through his tips to retire from now. expect Pullman porters to organ iss banks in the near future.
 Money makes the hair soI
 Anniston Is going to start Q ham mock factory; This means that swing peek ek-a-bootlfuI Alabama maidens in the soft Southern moonlight this sum- mer will be more popular, than ever. SsSsd wSsws Iae oSoG So .r koss worst sd s red
 Twenty-ole biiis in the New York hsgislature are aimed at gambling, tive body has backSosne enough S to pass the. bills cutting out the gambling helis os New York cisy
 Carrie Nation is tonahawhing her way through sunny Florida. Carrie is nObody's fool; when 1t comes to the financial viewpoint. she talks to crowd sd houses sverywhere and charges ad-
 Burr Mcintosh has gone into bank ruptcy Seems like Mclntosh ought to De suficient for rasny day town Exposition grounds is to be used for q coaiing station. Maybe after all the Exposition wasn't dead loss.
 A Denver man. complains because his their chlld. I It isn't the indignity of . thinE liks this thst hutts us men but inS made horrible example of. : A New York man jumped Of Brook l he was pulled out Of the icy water . barrel. locked up for disturbing the ssse Has eHen Sen saicas S has it's little drawbacis. fsr -5 . -s- rssa t
 Baltimore undertakers are offering rea1s pargains in coains now. Any. one .adyantage of the cheap prices In wood- en overcoats.
 In Connecticut the other night . and fecsIvsd | shower s Of hot hot water ter from the window above. But. maybe, I it was better to be Kept in hot water mcmentarily than for there of his
 Remember. all ye Knockers: George Washington didn't use hammer. but whem the Trees Git.Heavy With BIoom. When the Jay bird calls ia thet sassy
 way,
 When grey clouds float.
 Like a fairy boat,
 And the sprins-tims brsszes sigh. when .,s the Jerseys wade in the eattails An you Hear the bulifrogs' boom.
 Oh, I jess .wanter bum
 Whar th' honey bees hum When the trees git heavy with bloom when the blue sky bends to kiss the whar the river slips between.
 When the crow swings by
 With his. old harsh cry. An the first green shoots are seen, An glt out whar thar's room,
 Just whistle a tune
 Lik4- q looney lune, when the trees sit heavy with bloom.
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 The Montgomery Advertiser thinks "lazy men usually make the best hus- bands. as they will not take the trouble l t0 argue with their wives" But the | average woman doesn't think much of 1 a husband who won't argue with her. | washington Post {.