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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
REAPING BENEFIT.
From the Experience of Emporium
People.

We are fortunate indeed to be able to
profit Of the experience of our neighbors.
The public utterances OF Emporium resi-
dents on the following subject will inter
est and benefit thousands of our readers.
Read this statement. No better proof
can be had.
Mrs Anna Zimmit, living on West
Fourth street, Emporium, Pa, says: II
have received great deal of relief from
the use of Doan's Kidney Pills. | suf-
fered with kidney trouble for years and
though | doctored and used numerous
remedies | could get no relief. [ suffer-
ed with bachache, pains through my
loins, severe headaches, and a constant
feeling Of languor and depression. The
kidneys were much disordered and the
secretions very irregular causing me to
arise many times during the night.
finally learned of Doan's Kidney Pills and
procured box from L. Taggart, the
druggist. This remedy gave me more re-
lief than anything | ever used. | am
seldom troubled with backache, the kid
neys have been strengthened and | feel
better in every way. Doan's Kidney
Pills have been a great help to me and [
strangly advise anyone suffering with kid
ney trouble to use this remedy"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
Animals at PLAY.

Cats delight in racing about, but not
so often, | think in circles, as dogs do.
They prefer straight lines and sharp
turns with Che genuine goat jump,
This sudden nigh, into the air, which
appears To take place without the ami
mails kHUWle1~e or intention, cannot
here BE pfeparator, to life in the noun
taius. but the cat finds the high jump
very useiul lJt only iu pouucing ON
It's prey, but In escaping it's hereditary
enemy. !'rehm records movement
play cf youIg chamois When in sum
mer the young chamois climb up to the
perpetual snow they delight to play on
it, They throw themselves in crouch
ing position on the upper end of a
steep snow covered incline work all
four legs with a swimming motion to
get start and then slide down on the
surface of the snow. often trayersing
2 distance of from 100 to $50 meters in
Ihis way, while the snow flies up and
covers them with a fine powder. Ar
rived at the bottom they spring to
their feet and slowly Chamber up
again the distance they have slid down.
-"The Play of Animals" by Karl
ErOos
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
RiIiousness and CONSTIPATION.

For yeaIs | was troubled with bilious
ness and constipation, which made life
miserable for me. My appetite failed
me. | lost my usual force and vitality.
Pepsin preparations and cathartics only
made matters worse. / do not know
where | should have been to-day had |
not tried Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets. The tablets relieve the i'll
feeling at once, strengthen the digestive
functions, purify the stomach, liver and
blood, helping the system to do its work
naturally.--Mrs. Rosa Potts, Birming-
ham, Ala. These tablets are for sale by
j.. Taggart,
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
The Worlds Best Climate.

Is not entirely free from disease, on the
high elevation fevers, prevail, while on
the lower levels malaria is encountered to
a greater or less extent, according to al
titude To overcome climate affections
Iassitude, malaria, jaudice, biliousness,
fever and ague, and general debility, the
most effective remedy is Electric Bitters,
the great Alternative and blood purifier;
the antidote for every form of bodily
weakness, nervousness, and insomnia.
Sold under guarantee at all drug stores.
Price soc.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
The nost Common Cause of sufferin,

rheumatism causes more pain and suf-
fering than any other disease, for the rea-
son that it is the most common of all ills,
and it is certainly gratifying to sufferers to
know that ChamberIain's Pain Balm will
afford relief, and make rest and sleep pos
sible. In many cases the relief from pain,
which is at first temporary, has become
permanent, while in old people subject to
chronic rheumatism, often brought on by
dampness or changes in the weather, a
permanent cure cannot be expected; the
relief from pain which this liniment af-
fords is alone worth many times its cost.
% and 80 cent sizes for sale by l.. Tag
CART.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
Good Liniment.

You will hunt a good while before you
iud Iiniment that is equal to Chamber
lain's Pain Balm as a cure for muscular
ard rheumatic pains, for the cure Of sprains
and soreness OF the muscles. IN case Of
rheumatism and sciatica it relieves the in
tense pain and makes sleep and rest pos
sibIe In ease Of sprains it relieves the
soreness and restores the parts to heal
Thy condition in oae-third the time requir-
ed by the usual treatment It IS equally
valuable for lame back and all deep seat
ed and muscular pains. % and 80 cent
sizes for sale by l.. Taggart.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
1t Reached the Spot.

Il. Humphrey, who owns large gen
eaal store at Omega, O., and is president
Of the Adams County Telephone Co, as
well as of the Home Telephone Co., of
Pike county, O., says of DR., Kings New
Discovery: 1T saved my lie once. At
least | think it did. 1t seemed to reach
the spot--the very seat Of my cough
when everything else failed. DR.. Kings
New Discovery not only reaches the cough
spot; it heals the sore spots and the weak
spots in throat, lungs and chest. Sold
under guarantee at all drug stores. soc
and S100. Trial bottle free.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

Men are queer animals" said the
pessimist. "They are all more or less
deceitful."
"Oh. | don't believe thatw replied
the optimist Il think there are plenty
of people who strive to be honest. |
know I do, and | don't give myself
credit for being any better than the
majority of men,
"Then why do you ask me how my
health is every time we meet and stand
around and look bored if tell you?"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

When maa writes as follows don't
you thinE be- means it, s. G. Williams,
Powderly To2as, says i have suffered
Tor years with Kidney and Bladder
trouble, using every preparation ! came
across and taking many prescriptions all
without relief until my attention was call
ed to Plneules After 80 days trial
Sl.00). | am feeling iiae. Money re-
funded if not satisfied. Sold by r. c.
Dodsoa 3m
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
Not Disappointed.

"a young friend of mine" remarked
humorist. got married last month.
Tie said TO me the other day:
"'When | married Mamie | thought
she was an angel. But he added, I
soon found out my mistake
'DisappontedT | asked.
Disappointed? Nit" he cried 4
found she was Il good cook"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

Go to church and hear the pastor, in
his pulpit large and wide, tell about
the dread disaster that overwhelmed
the man who lied. 1t was Colonel
Ananias, who in days long dead and
gone, shocked his neighbors (who were
piousl when he put the truth in pawn
All, he took the truth and hauled it
through the cinders and the slack, and
he slugged IT, and he mauled il. and he
split it up the back; so some bears
came up and ate him. at the prophets
stern command, and the generations
hate him as they march adown the
land. He was cast into furnace that
was full Of coal and wood and he NUT
tered "This will learn u.s. (for his
grammar wasn't good In the Red
seas depths he wallowed, with his
chariots and men, till a whale came up
and swallowed him, and he felt seedy
then. Let us therefore shun the fable
and the foolish, futile lie; do the best
that we are able, camp in heaven by
and by.-Emporia Gazette.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

Bride Of Some Months-My tempers
you say are trying.
Heat times.
Il would not have you worn out
with them. If you cared to be releas-
ed from
"Oh, no; not at all; not a minute.
l don't feel 50 even when l am cross.
I'm no ninety day volunteer. enlist
ed for the War'-Life.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
Oxide Of Zinc-What is it?

Us The wearing quality ofthe i. & NJ
PAINT while white lead is the elastic
quality Of L. s. II. PAINT. Wears
fully . years on outside Of a house.
Costs ready for use about 81.20 per gal
ten. Harry s. Lloyd, Emporium, l.. &
NJ. Paint Agent.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
A Californian'S Luck.

"The lnckiest day of my life was when
[ bought a box Of Bucklen's Arnica
Salve, writes Charles Z. Budahn, of
Tracy, California 1.-Two 25c, boxes
cured me of an annoying case Of itching
piles, which had troubled me for years
and that yielded to no other treatment
Sold under guarantee at all drug stores.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

When the baby is cross and has you
worried and worn out when you will find
that little Cascasweet, the well known
remedy for babies and children, will quiet
the little one in short tim. The ingre.
dients are printed plainly on the bottle
Contains no opiates. Sold by r. c.
Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

The average mans way to economize
is to quit spending money on one thing
and begin TO spend it on another
New York Press.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
John Riha. Of Vinino Ia saws. g

John Riha, Of Vining, Ia, says: II
have been selling DeWitt's Kidney and
Bladder Pills for about a year and they
give better satisfaction than any pin
ever sold There are dozen peoplr here
who have used them and they give per-
feet satisfaction in every case. / have
used them myseIfwith fine gasult.." Sold
by II. G Dod.0n.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
A number of rooms, with use of bath
Or rent. Apply to Frank F. Day.
Valued Same as Gold.

B. g. Stewart, merchant of Cedor
View, Miss, says: II tell my customers
when they buy box Of DR.. Kings New
Life Pills they get the worth Of that
much gold in weight, if afflicted with
constipation, malaria OF biliousness, "
Sold under guarantee at all drug stores.
2jc.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

80 days trial S1.OO is the offer on
Pineues. Relieve Backache, Weak
Back, Lame Back, Rheumatic pains.
Best on sale for Kidneys, Bladder and
Blood. Good for young and old. Salts
faction guaranteed or money refunded.
Sold by T. c. Dodson 3m
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
DoubIy Excitinu.

Dorothy always begins novel in
the middle"
"Whats that fOr?"
"Why, then she has two problems
to be excited overflow the story will
end and how it will begin"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

Here comes the Spring Winds to chap,
san and freckle. Use Pinesalve Carbolis-
ed. (Acts like poultice for cuts, sores,
burns, chapped lips, hands and face. 1t
soothes and heals. Sold by R. G. Dod-
on. 3m
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
A Chance.

Husband-My colleague is the most
everything he sees. Wife-Can't you
introduce our daughter to him ?-Lon-
don Mail.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

Rings Little Liver Pills for bilious
ness and sick headache. They clean the
system and clear the skin. Price 25c.
Try them. Sold by r. c. Dodson3m
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
rEaMs3F casoRfPpI0N;

TEElSDF DESCRIPTION;
Per yaar....--. .-.........,..........S 90
4 paid in advance 80
ADVERTISING RATES.
Advertisements are pu0lishedat the rate of0ne
iol!ar per sqEarcEor one Insertion and httycenJs
aer square Tor each subseQuentinsertion.
Rates by the year or for six or threemonthsare
ow anu uniform, and viii befurnished on appl-
a2t on
Legal and Official Advertising per square. three
imes or less, 81 90; each subsequent insertiOn50
cents per square.
LocaluotiCestenc cents per line for oneinsertion,
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insertion.
Obituary notices over five lines, ten cents per
inc, Simpleannouneements Ofbir.h marriages
md deaths viii be inserted free.
Business Cards five lines or less S5.00per year
E7er five lines at the regular rates of advertising
Nolocalinserted for less than rs cts. per issue.
JOB PRINTING.
The Job department of the PRESS is complete,
md affords facilities for doing the best class OF
york. PARTICULAR ATTENTION PAID TO Law
Printing.
No paper WILDE discontinueduntil arrearages
are paid except at the option ofthe publisher.
Papers sent out ofthe county must be paid for
IN advance.
eD-No advertisements will be accepted at less
Aan the price for fifteen words.
E-Religious notices free.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14
For the Farmer.

Cali at the Emporium Machine Shop
for BoWker's fertilizer and printed mat
ser giving directions how to use same
30 get best results for grain and vege-
sables.
slot. EMPORIUM MACHINE Co.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

MenZan Pile Remedy comes ready to
use put up in collapsibe tube with
nozzle attached. One application proves
its merit. Soothes and heals, reduces
inflammation aud relieves soreness and
itching. For all forms Of Piles. Price
soc. Guaranteed. Sold by r. G, bod
son. BIN
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-05-14

ManZan Pile Remedy, price soc is
guaranteed Pat up ready 70 use. One
application prompt relief to any form OF
Piles @oothes and heals. Sold by r.
&. Dodsou. 3m
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1908-07-22
cHORE "BOY" PROVES GIRL.
Farmer Making the Discovery Buys
Grandson Marriage License.

Hot Springs, S. D.--For more than
three months young Clyde Briggs. lfv'
ing with his grandparents, Mr.. and
Mrs. L. l.. Smith, at this place, was
able to deceive them as to his inter-
est in their chore boy who made his
appearance in the most casual manner
and asked for place to do chores for
his board.
The young man, about 20 years old,
with close cut hair and spare physique
attracted little attention from the old
people until it was forced upon their
notice that the degree of chumminess
between the grandson and the chore
boy was too strenuous to be account
ed for on the ground of boyhood com
partnership.
Investigation disclosed the fact that
the chore boy was Miss Dell Lahm
son, daughter of respectable parents
living some distance from Hot Springs
The result of the disclosure was q
hasty visit to the courthouse by the
grandfather, who procured license
and, not waiting for a change of raj
ment, the two were married, the bride
still arrayed in her male "chore'
clothes.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1908-07-22

bles a roomy burial casket. 1t Is
comfortably upholstered and contains
a clock to mark times flight and
books to beguile the time. The case
containing Mrs. Tryon was carried
by several husky porters from the
baggage car and placed in the center
of the stations waiting room. Right
side up with care" a porter said.
Naturally, Mrs. Tryon attracted much
attention.
Still in her truly private compart-
ment, Mrs. Tryon was put on wag-
on, which hauled her around the city,
while her husband, who is president
of the German Plaster Company,
sought accommodations at many
boarding houses. The landladies
seemed to think that Mrs. Tryon's
presence would not add to the gayety
of the other boarders, and several re-
fused to admit her.
Mrs. Tryon has rented a cottage
and engaged a housekeeper Just as
little air will be admitted to her bed
room as 70 rsr travelling case. She
has lived a year in a room in which
she has refused to admit any fresh
air for fear she would die. She has
complained of the cold even when
she was covered with blankets and
the temperature was 80 degrees.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1908-07-22

next instant she was sitting or cling
Ing loosely on the edge, wailing pite-
ously.
Meanwhile the crowd below in the
street were almost in frenzy. Sew
eral physicians came and passed the
word to hush or the girl would sure
ly fall. The crowd hardly dared
breathe.
Sergt. Ness took the responsibility
of breaking down the door. With 9th
ers he got to the porch roof, only to
find he couldn't reach the girl from
there, as they had planned, without
climbing the waterspout as she had
done.
While they were standing there,
baked for the moment and wondering
what to do next, Miss Thomas put her
head out of the window and called
up commandingly to the girl: Wake
up, and come off that roof"
The expected did not happen. Miss
Petit awoke with shudder and fell
backward instead of forward.
where am I and how did l get
here?" she inquired.
Sergt. Ness climbed out on shut
ter which Policeman Clark held from
the window. Miss Petit was told to
slide down the roof to the bluecoat's
arms. Ness grabbed her as she came,
and she was carried to a place of
safety,
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1908-07-22
DEAD WAGON AT WEDDING.
Two Undertakes Wait at the Door, as
Result of Joke.

Butler, Pa.-To step from Hymen's
altar and find two undertakers await
ing them with ambulances was the
serio-comic experience of Mr.. and Mrs.
r. D. Stitt.
While Rev. ]. w, Pontius was per-
forming the marriage ceremony at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas P.
Klingensmith, parents of the bride,
Miss Emma E. Klingensmith, some
Joker called the M. A. Berkimer and
the George w. Amy undertaking
rooms and ordered ambulances to the
residence double quick.
The ambulance men drove at break
neck speed to the home, arriving about
the same time, and awaited the word
to remove the dead and dying. In
stead they were introduced to blush
ing bride and nervous groom.
An effort to force the couple to
take dead wagon ride failed. The
joker will be asked to pay for the
ambulance service.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1908-07-22
NEWS OF A WEEK
TOLD IN BRIEF
MOST IMPORTANT EVENTS GATH.
Erred FROM ALL POINTS OF
THE GLOBE.
GIVEN IN TENTED FORM
Notable Happenings Prepared for the
Perusal Of the Busy Man-Sun.
mary of the Latest Home and For.
eiqn Notes.
PERSONAL.

John w. Kern, Democratic nominee
for vicepresident, was welcomed
home after his trip to the Denver con-
vention by his Indianapolis neighbors.
The man who delivered the leading ad-
dress was Charles w. Fairbanks, the
Republican holder of the office to
which Mr.. Kern aspires.
Calling down maledictions upon the
Roman priesthood and shouting IN
Italian Long live Italy! Long live the
Protestants!" Giuseppe Ala, the MUIR
derer of Father Leo Heinrlchs, was
executed in Canon City, Col.
Mrs. Selma Carter has given $5O,ooO
to Omaha, Neb., for the purchase OF
land for park.
Roy Messena, deputy county treas
urer, was locked up at Warsaw, mo-
accused of embezzling $1,000 OF pubic
funds.
Thomas Mccarthy, aged 40 years
for whose capture the warden OF IN
diana state prison has had reward
standing for three years, returned 10
prison voluntarily and gave hlmsell
up with the prospect OF serving IL
more years, unless the governor or
parole board should release him
sooner.
Rush l.. Holland of Colorado was
elected grand exalted ruler OF the
Order of Elks.
Bishop Potter of New York was SO
much better that he was able to SIT up
for q brief time
John l.. Sullivan, pugilist, actor,
philosopher, lecturer and temperance
talker, has begun an action for al
vorce against his wife Annie, whom ne
married rs years ago in Boston, and
from whom he separated few years
later.
Walter R. Ceperly of Chicago was
chosen president of the Illinois Chrls
tan Endeavor union at the business
meeting in Urbana.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1908-07-22
WOMAN TRAVELS IN BOx
IN THE BAGGAGE CAR
SUFFERER FROM NERVOUSNESS
AND BRONCHITIS DESIGNS
CASE TO SHIELD HER.

Salisbury, N. C.-1nclosed in near
~ alright wooden case which has q
glass front, Mrs. William Tryon ar
rived here in a baggage car the other
day from her home, Fitchburg, Mass.
Mrs. Tryon, middle-aged and wealthy,
has suffered long from nervous
troubles and bronchitis. She believes
exposure to the air aggravates her
ills and has come south to a warmer
Innate.
Mrs. Tryon's husband and nurse
came with her. She arrived in blank
cts and comforters. The perspiration
was streaming from her, but she stood
the trip well and seemed quite cheer,
full.
Her travelling case, which was built
after her designs, somewhat resem'
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1908-07-22
SLEEPING GIRL
Walks ON ROOF
BREAKS WINDOW AND CLIMBS
FRAlL WATER PIPE TO
HIGH PERCH.
WAKENED BY DEAF COMPANION
Falls Backward and Is Then Rescued
by Policeman-crowd Watches
Strange Feat Helpless to
Prevent Accident.

Washington.-The experience OF
19-year-old girl walking in her sleep,
clambering over a building front and
over the caves narrowed the feelings
Of Georgetown residents in the early
hours the other morning. The entire
neishborhood was aroused by her
screams. Still the girl did not wake.
To the soundness of her slumber she
owes her life.
Miss Sadie Petit occupies a house
on P street alone with Miss Mary
Thomas, an elderly woman. Miss
Thomas is deaf and in all the excite
ment when the rescuers were seeking
an entrance to the house to ascend
to the roof, she gave no heed and the
door had to be battered in.
The girl sat or chung on the roof Of
the building for an hour, her feet
dangling toward the sidewalk, ane
slept on, while the crowd below was
at a loss to know how to reach her
until the expedient of HOUSEKEEPING
was adopted.
Miss Petit smashed every pane Of
glass in the window of her room
which is on the second floor, climbed
out on frail waterpipe, and worked
her way along the side of the build
ing until she reached the roof of the
porch. From there she climbed the
waterpipe to the roof, which rises al
most perpendicularly above the ledge
Creeping along the gable she got tt
small brick projection which jut'
out of the rear of the house. Dressed
only in her night clothing she stood
on this dizzy footing and cried at thu
top of her voice. Persons living II
nearby houses looked out of theil
windows and saw the young woman
apparently preparing to leap. TIT
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1908-07-22
Bear and Boy Surprised.

Altoona, Pa.-While drinking from
a spring along the Juniata river, near
Mill creek, Harry Lindsay of Hunt
ingdon hear a noise at his elbow
CHANGING up, he was Mortified to find
a big bear within a few feet of him.
The bear discovered the boy about
the time the boy discovered the bear
and both were so surprised that Meth
err made a move for few seconds.
Then Lindsay sprang into his boat
at the rivers edge to escape, while
the bear took to the mountains.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1908-07-22
Angry Bees Invade a Car.

Waterbury, Conn-One of the troll.
ley cars ON the Naugatuck run was
stampeded on South Main street the
other night by a swarm of bees that
sought refuge in big tree and were
driven out by boys with stones.
They lit on bald-headed man, and
he, to save himself, shot out his arms,
hitting two women. Such time never
was on street car here. Women
screamed, children yelled, and the
bees undisturbed kept on at their
revenge.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1908-07-22
OIL Well Still Burns.

Tampico, Mexico, July 1S.-The
great oil we'll near Lake Tamiahue in
the Ceronia oil region continues to
burn. The surrounding country is in
ing oil, and fortunate circumstance
is that just now is the rainy season,
and heavy rains are falling almost
constantly in that region.