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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

Mr.. Edward f. Henry, with the
United States Express Co., Chicago,
writes: "Our general superintendent,
Mr.. Quick, handed me bottle Of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy some time ago to
check an attack of the old chronic
diarrhoea. | have used it since that
time an; cured many on our trains
who have been sick. | am an old col
der who served with Rutherford b.
Hayes and William Mckinley four
years ago in the 23d Ohio regiment.
and have no ailment except chronic
diarrhoea, which this remedy stops at
once" For sale by keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
The Point of View,

'You can't get In here on a half
ticket" exclaimed the doorkeeper at
the circus.
al thought could" spologized the
ssmall town citizen. 81 have bad
eye and only expected to see half
the show"
"Then you'll have to get two tick
ets," said the doorkeeper. "lt you
only have one good eye it'll take you
twice as long to see the SHOW"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

getting more annoying until got box
OF Doan's Kidney Pills. Less than one
box entirely rid her of the trouble, and
she has not complained OF it since"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cts.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York
sole agents for the United States. Re-
member the name-DOan's- take
no other,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
Advertised Letters.

Jones, Mary; O'Dell Ada; Peck,
Grace; Richardson, Mis-. G. f; Stevens,
Nellie NJ; Smith, Laura; Thomas,
Amy; townsend, Mrs. F.; Wurtz.
Carol; Doll, Hsuse; Gordner, Oscar
t2); Hayes, Paul X Kent and Tbomp-
sou inspon, q. c.. Mesrs, Dan K. ;
Ritter, Harry; Rollins, Carrie; Rob
inson, Frank; Rogers, +. H.; Sy-
monds, Henly; Thompson, j. f.; To-
bins, Will; Venable, Thos. Wheeler,
Loney; Wills, J. G.
WINS. NJ. Yates. p. NJ.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
Diarrh0ea Cured.

"My father has for years been trou-
bled with diarrhoea, and tried every
means possible to effect a cure, without
avail" writes John u. Iirkle, of Phil
ippi, w. Va. "He saw Chamberlain s
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
advertised in the Philippi Republican
and decided to try it The result is one
bottle cured him and he has not suffer
ed with the disease for Is months. Be-
fore taking this remedy he was a con-
slant sufferer. He is now sound and
well, and although 60 years old can do
as much work as younger man.
Sold by Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
Ten Years In Bed,

''For ten years was confined TO my
bed with disease of my kidneys"
writes r. A. Gray, ]. p, of Oakville,
Ind. "It was sO severe that could
not move part OF the time. | consulted
the very best medical skill available,
but could get no relief until Foley's
Kidney Cure was recommended to me.
1t has been God send to me-" Chas.
n Clarka
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
Special Notice.

Having secured the agency for the
famous Edison monographs and re-
cords, | wish to announce that | have
just received the complete line of
machines and the entire catalog OF
/ Iecords, being all the records made by
this company up to January l, 1908.
Also large stock OF disc records.
In all over three thousand to select
from. One OF the largest stocks in
the state. Call aud see and hear them.
Soule's Piano Huose,
Silas H. Soule, Prop.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
A Delicate Position.

"This then, Miss JONES'" suid the
young man, as he started for the
door, sis your final decision?"
1T is, Mr.. Wick" said the young
girl, firmly
"Then." he replied, his voice be-
traying an unnatural calmness, there
Is but one more thing to add
"What is that?" she asked, toying
absently with the lobe OF her shell like
ear.
at is this" he muttered; shall /
return those black satin suspenders
by parcels post, or will you have
them now?"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
POrcupiaes Destroy Trees.

Porcupines are proving to be pest
at the Cove Orchard, and a number
have been killed there in the past
week or SO. Fred Fulgbam, who works
at the Cove, killed three OF them
Thursday. The porcupines are at
tIacted by the tender berry sprouts
and the leaves on the fruit trees, es-
pecially the peai trees, several OF
which they neatly stripped Of foliage.
They do not eat the fruit, but pull
off the leaves and the young sprouts
from the berry vines and one of them
can do good deal of damage in one
night. Moro Observer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
The LATEST Man In the World.

would not be contentod to be kept in
the house and doing nothing by rheu-
matism. Neither are you, who are al
ways busy and active. Then don't neg
lect the first twinge of an ache or pain
that you might think is just "crick. "
Rub we'll with Ballard's Snow Liniment
and no matter what the trouble is it
will disappear at once. Sold by Chas.
n. Clarke,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
Baby Morphine Fiends

are made by all soothing syrups and
baby medicines that contain opium and
narcotics. MeGee's Baby Elixir con.
taps no injurious or narcotic drugs of
any kind. A sure and safe cure for dis
ordered stomachs, bowels and fretful-
ness-splendid for teething infants.
For sale bY Chas. n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
The Town of "NO Good"

Kind friends have you heard of the
town of No Good, on the banks of the
River Slow, where Snme time or other
scents .of the air and the soft Go
easies grow? 1t lies in the valley of
What -the-use In the province of Let
her slide; It's the home OF the reck-
less l-don't 't-csre, where the Give-ups
abide. The town is as old as the hu-
man race, and 1t grows with the flight
o, years 1t is wrapped in the fog OF
the idler's dreams; its streets are
paved with discarded schemes, and are
spriukled with useless tears. .-Ex-
change.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
New Scheme to Get Rain.

An entirely new fell Of advertising
Is opened today, says Chicago pa.
per, by farmer near st Joseph,
Mich, whose want lad" appears In
the personal" column of a morning
newspaper. 1t was contained in the
following letter that reached the news
paper recently.
"St. Joe, Mich, Aug. 4, 1908. -
Gentlemen You seem to be able to
get everything you advertise for. We
want rain. Michigan Farmer. 9
"P. S.-Inclosed please And 25
cents. Please insert 3D."
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
Hay Fever and Summer Colds.

Victims of hay fever will experience
great benefit by taking Foley's Honey
and Tar, as it stops difficult breathing
Immediately and heals the infiamed air
passages, and even if it should fail to
cure you it will give instant relief"
The genuine is in yellow package. C.
n, Clarke,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
Granulated Sore EyCs Cured,

"For 20 years l suffered from bad
case of granulated sore eyes" says Mar
tin Boyd, of Hekrietta, Ky. "In Feb
ruary, 1903, gentleman asked me to
try Chmberlain's Salve. bought one
box and used about two-thirds of it an d
my eyes have not given me any trouble
since" This salve is for sale by Kelr
d Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
Too ROug,l for the Cows.

Mrs. RoreI, OF cook book fame, tells
Ut seeing maid drop and break q
beautiful platter at dinner recently.
The host did not permit trifle like
this to rntfie him in the least.
"Ihese litCle accidents happen
most every day." he said, apologet-
ically. "lou see she isn't a trained
waitress. She was dairy maid ori-
ginally, but she had to abandon that
occupation on account OF her inabil-
jty to handle the COWS without break.
ing their horns"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
See 1t All.

Kidier-Come to town to see the
sights, eh.Y Well. you don't want to
miss the big mirror iu the lobby Of
this hotel.
Farmer Way ybaok-Do tellf Some
thin worth seein', eh?
Kidder-Yes, indeed. You won't
see all the sights unless you take a
look at something like that.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
ACTIVE AT 81.

This would be no unusual news /
men and women would keep themselves
lree from rheumatism and all aches
and pains as well as keeping their mus
cles and joints timber with Ballard's
Snow Lin!ment. Sold by Chas. N.
Clarke,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

The remedy that makes you eat, sleep
and grow strong, called Palmo Tablets
will be sold regularly by Williams
Pharmacy, Hood River. These great
nerve and constitution builders cost only
50c per box, six boxes, $3.50. Il
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
ACT QUICKLY
Delay Has Been Dangerous in Hrod
River.

River.
Do the right thing at the right time.
Act quickly in times of danger.
Backache is kidney danger.
Doan's Kidney Pills act quickly,
Cure all distressing, dangerous Kid
ney ills.
Plenty of evidence to prove this.
MRS.. Hector, 1905 Bluff street, The
Dalles, Ore, says: "Doan's Kidney
Pills have been used in our tsmil,
many times, and the results have al
ways been satisfactory. \ few months
ago our little girl began to complain "f
pain in her back. The aching kept
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
She Likes Good Things.

Mrs. Chas. L. Smith, of West Frank
lin, Maine, says: 81 like good things
and have adopted DR.. Kings New Life
Pills as our family laxative medicine,
because they are good and do their
work without making a fuss about it,"
These painless purifiers sold at Chas,
N. Clarkes drug store. 25c.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

Church-What's that piece of cord
tied around your finger for?
Chapel-My wife put it there to
remind me to post her letter.
"And did you post it?''
"No, she forgot to give 1t to me. :"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

Take Kodol whenever you feel that
you need it. That is the only time
you need to take Kodol. Just when
you need it; then you will not be
troubled with sour stomach, belching,
gas on the stomach, etc. Sold by Keir
Il Cass
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20
No Use.

"lf | should attempt to kiss you
now," he asked In strembling tone,
81 suppose you would struggle des-
perately with me, wouldn't your"
Well she replied, I" have just
paid 81, so to have my hair dressed,
and wouldn t dare to struggle too
much for fear it might be spoiled.
| want it to look we'll at the opera to-
night. You have no idea how easily
ones hair is shaken down il one at.
tempts to-oh, well-l- thought you
were going to-to-are you fond Of
fudge?"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pill:
will promptly relieve all Kidney and
Bladder disorders. Sold and recon-
mended by Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup is sold
under positive guarantee to cure con-
stipation, sick headache, stomach
trouble, or any form of indigestion. If
it fails, the manufacturers refund your
money. What more can any one do?
ChaS. n Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

DeWitt's Little Early Risers, safe,
easy, pleasant, sure, little liver pills.
Sold by Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

Lots of men and women who are
agreeable with others get cranky" at
home. It's not disposition, it's the
liver. If you find in yourself that you
feel cross around the house, little things
worry you, just buy bottle of Billiards.
IIerbine and put your liver in shape.
You and everybody around you will
feel better for it.
Price SO cents per bottle. Sold by
Chas n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

"Some people," grumbled Crouch
er, "make me sick"
~ should think nearly everybody
would make you SICK" replied Dicks
"Indeed Why?"
Reciprocity, you know"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-08-20

Picked pork and corned beef-Mc-
Guire Bros.
Blue-grass blade., 1908-03-15
Recent Orders From the Vatican Suggests
That Even Roman Catholics Have Out
grown the Vulgate Edition.
(By Josephine X. Henry.)


A dispatch from Rome says that the Pope
has ordered new revision OF the Vulgate,
or Latin version of the Bible.
The Pope has placed the work in the hands
of ABBOTT Gaspuet the head of the Order of
Benedictines, the Abbot co select his learned
associates to revise and correct Gods word,
which has been proclaimed the inerrant and
infallible word of God, since the last doctor
ing it had at the hands of the clergy |
do not know whether the laity will be pun
ished for believing and living up to the mis-
takes in the version now to be revised. 1t
really seems it would not be just to punish
them, but tthe ways of Providence are past
finding out" Bible revision has been going
on for ages and Doctors of Divinity have had
a trust on the business. 1t always seemed
to me sacreligious to be Doctor of God
Surely the Almighty, Allwise, An-powerful
and Perfect God does not need the doctoring
of puny men, and it seems to me to perilous
presumption to be a ID. ID. Ia Doctor of God)
Every prayer offered is an attempt to revise
and direct Gods methods of dealing with his
creatures, and such dictaton exaggerates the
ego of the dictator and revisor until it seems
10 annul Cne Will ana word OF the rather,
Son and Holy Ghost. Why should Gods
word ever have been revised? Surely God
knew what he wanted to say to the human
race, and how to say it.
When an ordinary mortal writes a book
it is against the law for Others to quote
without credit correct, revise, eliminate and
add to the contents, if they do they are held
accountable by the author, and the world
condemns them as literary purloiners and
meddlers. But when God wrote book, the
whole Christian world proceeded to tear the
Divine literary production into shreds, throw
ing out whole books, revising and interpolat
ing chapters and sentences, declaring that
God wrote this, but he did not write that
The inspired word they keep in Gods Book,
and the uninspired word they throw out,
and all this time while such liberties with
the Bible are being taken, the Divine Author
enters not word of protest against the
presumption of worms of the dust" for
tampering with the divine literary produc-
tion. Surely this is an evidence that God is
long suffering under great provocation. 1t
is written man is made in the image of God"
(some men do not reflect great credit on
Blue-grass blade., 1908-03-15
BLUE GRASS BLADE.
! Another Revision Of the Holy Bible

their make, and cannot certainly be an i'm
proved edition of their heavenly Father
But certain it is, whether men resemble their
heavenly parent or not, they must write
perplexingly like God, for the religious word
has never been able to agree as to how much
of the Holy Scriptures were written by God,
and how much by his creatures, mere men.
The Bible says if you ''sin against the Holy
Ghost you cannot oe forgiven in this world
or the world to Gomez Surely the Bible
revisionists put themselves IN jeopardy, since
God writes so alarmingy like man, the world
has never decided which was which, and now
the Pope, Gods representative on earth, finds
it necessary to make another trial to find out
what God did, or did not write.
Does it not seem strange that God should
affict his representative on earth with the
govt? Surely he not represent Divinity
as ably or effectually with the govt as with
out it, but we are taught that
God moves in mysterious way,
His wonders to perform"
1t is claimed that Jehovah the God of the
Jews wrote the Old Testament, this was be-
loTe tuo ooH anu INC lfOly UnosC DecdIne
parts of the God head, the Trinity, three
Gods in one, yet only one God If Jehovah
was the exclusive author of the Old Tesla
ment he certainly proves himself not only
writer of the ages before whom all the war
riors of the ages appear like tin soldiers.
From the murder of Abel with which God
begins his Book to the murmurings of
Malachi where Thus saith the Lord yet
loved Jacob, and l hated Esau and laid his
mountains and his heritage waste for the
dragons of the wilderness. Whereas Edom
saith I'VE are impoverished, but he will re-
turn and build the desolate places, Thus
saith the Lord of hosts, They shall build, ard
l will throw down the people against whom
the Lord hath Indignation, forever
One has but to read Jehovah's Book to find
out that the sacred author was in a towering
rage from Genesis to Malachi whose last
words are Lest / come and smite the earth
with curse" nearly every page of the Old
Testament is drenched in blood and if all the
murders recorded therein were counted in
comparison, the warfare of nations would ap-
pear insignificant. 1t is to be hoped that the
Pope's Bible revisionists will give careful
statistics regarding murder, theft, debauch-
cry female commodity, lying, deceit, hypo-
crisy and cowardice, all of which are taught
in one single chapter, Genesis "a and treated
OF in realistic style throughout the entire
book A Bible student will observe what the
Blue-grass blade., 1908-03-15


for he gives it twice over, word for word.
These identical chapters are 10Th chapter OF
ii Kings, and 3th chapter of Isaiah God
must have considered this the most import
ant part of His Book to have repeated 1t
twice over. 1t is up to the revisionists to
interpret this repeated chapter, for it is high
time it was explained so the world may know
what bearing it has on the salvation of the
human race We are told to search the
Scriptures to find eternal life" All who de-
sire eternal life" would do so if they could
only find out what the Scriptures are, and
what they mean.
Certainly the only twice repeated chapter
in the Holy Book must be genuine. A volume
could be written on this one chapter and the
Pope's revisionsts should concentrate their
learning on. it. For the life of me | cannot
what bearing it has on eternal life.'
How hezekiah, Eliaklm, Shebna, Rab shaken,
lirhakah Gozan, Haran, Rezeph Klamath,
Sennacherib. Andrammelech and Sharzer,
from the cities of Sepharvaim, Hena, and
Ivah lead to eternal life cannot be found
out by careful reading. Who these celebrities
were, or where these cities were, the Lord
in heaven only knows, for no one on Tile
earth knows will know, unless the
Pope's revisionists dig up this knowledge.
Two verses of the chapter need special at
tention. The 18th verse says Because thy
rage against me an. thy tumult is come up
into mine ears, therefore / will put my
hook in thy and my bride
in thy lips and 1 will turn thee back by the
way by which thou camest' Now this hook
in the nose busi-ess would scare the ordinary
mortal away from the search for eternal
life" and if one is to be turned back with a
hook in the nose, and a bride in the lips it
would save the pain and humiliation to let
the revisionists hnG the path. But the most
startling thing in literature is the 35th verse
of this wonderful cnapter. 1t says "and II
came to pass that night the angel of the
Lord went out and smote in the camp of the
Assyrians an hundred fourscore and five
thousand: and when they arose early in the
morning, behold they were ali dead corpses."
Now what do you think of that?
One angel slew $4,000 Assyrans in one
ton from the time War in heaven when
Satan was thrown over the battlements, to
the battle of Mukden One angel like that
would have been invaluable in our civil war,
or to Russia in its late unpleasantness with
Japan. But think of $4,000 soldiers being
slain in one night and waking up early in
the morning to find themselves dead corpses
OF course if they had found themselves living
corpses the fate and fame of that angel would
baxn haa,, ,l,@r
ensures clear title to angelhood this angel
could
Read his title clear to mansions in the
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1908-06-04

Saturday. 9th, at a. when the large
stock General by A. Hoover will be oefed Tor
The store will be closed Thursday ana Fday % mar
for the great Closing Out
Remember the date SATURDAY. JUNE 9Th This will be the We
Paradise think The Will ny
mouth from town to town. Never IN the ms
Navarro have the people had the opportunity 70 Oy
merchandise at such low prices
will be the greatest upneaVa OF
bargains Within Of Navarro she earth me pu
chasing American dollar fully demonstrated
this SALE ~ 49, obanoo
tits dollars all the cnance
friends about this SALE ney may
bill and will do them and favor Prices are
The entire stock must Oe closed OUT
Distributed homes the people for less money tan you
impossible and would be this
Don't let mlSledu
where prices uneQuaed - 81:
The sale by w. Beard Co. Of Kansas CITY
The entire store will be aOaze with Oar
gains Come Saturday. Sure. Come every day = III,
Saturday, June 8, and continues ~ Gays
give to the tangled message compeo
Remember must be closed out by June 10TH
j. A. HOOVER, Navarro, Kas.l
W. j. BEARD Co. Of Kansas citv in Charge
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-06-19
Effect OF Altitude on Health.

Although the subject OF mountain
sickness has been carefully studied
at different times. and reported upon
by skilled observers. the effects OF
prolonged residence in high localities
have not received the same attention
from scientists. IL is taken for
granted by most writers that after n
certain length OF time a healthy man
can adapt himself perfectly TO any
degree OF latitude. Medical prac-
titioners resident In elevated parts OF
South Africa have, however. lately
cast doubts on the ideas which are
usually held on this subject. OBJ
servations on persons apparently we'll
acclimatized to an elevation OF 5000
feet above. the coast level frequently
reveal a constant increase In the pulse
rate, while the examination OF a num-
ber OF johannesburg school children
showed a large proportion OF cases Of
cardiac Observation-Disclosures.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-06-19
Visiting.
by L. l.. MASON.

Visiting has ever been a form OF
discomfort
Your friend-who has 4 new home.
lately replenished library. a unique
garden or something which repre-
sents money enough 10 make him
vain in its possession-cannot rest
until he has dragged you from a hap
py home 10 cater TO this feeling OF
vanity.
AS for yourself, you put IL OF as
long as possible. or course you want
10 go. The thought OF not having
been able 20 get 20 see him has. you
assure him. filled you with perpetual
gloom. But circumstances over
which you have had no control have
forbidden. All this you assert until
the fatal moment arrives when you
realize that no further subterfuge is
possible. And with many protesta-
tions OF anticlpatory delight you start
of.
Your friend meets you at the sta
ton with his auto. He explains its
workings, its superiority over all 9TH
ers. as you proceed back II II breaks
down on the way-as is more than
likely-he smiles brightly. Such a
thing has never happened before. He
knows, OF course, what the cause was.
He mentions &c carelessly. thereby
implying that Il was OF so little con-
sequence that IL was scarcely worth
while TO avoid Il.
You arrive at his house. Filled
with enthusiasm and reveling in a
new victim, he proceeds forthwith To
drag you over its weary length before
you have had time TO change your
shoes.
Fine room this" he exclaims with
n burst of honest pride. And so on.
BY and by, when he is getting tired.
his wife, like relay pony, takes up
the lecture where he left Off
So plastic are we that at the time,
by a sort OF fictitious warmth, YOU
really seem TO be enjoying yoursel.
You oXclaim I'm wonder over the
fact that YOU have been 50 long in
getting there. And when at last a
week later YOU reluctantly leave, YOU
tell him with tears in your eyes that
you have had the time OF your life.
It is only when once more you find
yourself ioyfully in your own humble
apartment with its faithful bed.
whose very imperfections have en-
deared themselves to you, that you
cry out In deep gladness. Thank God
it's over, for, after all, there's no
place like home! From Puck.