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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
OXYGEN FOR PLAYERS
coach Stage to Try London
Experiment on Foot
ball Men.
WILL GO SLOW ON TEST.

Coach Aionzo A. Stagg of the Uni.
varsity of Chicago is the latest man in
the world Of sport toldeclare for ''oxy-
genated athletes" stagg became in.
terested IN Professor Leonard Hills
experiment while h was at the Olym.
pic game Ia Londjh and at once de-
cided 10 tske up the practice in his
work with lie university athletes.
gtagg hcltayes nat cinder path men
win derive tae most benefit from oxy-
ganatiou. bit. hing a man Of Inn
pulses. he Il notcontent to wait until
his track nsen are called out after
Chrisrmassta male the experiment. He
win admin ter oxygen to the maroon
football aIe IN in all their big con-
tests This and hopes thereby to put
on the iiej a buIeh of pigskin war.
riors that Il "eatup'' any combina.
ton u The lntry.
1t is sac hat sagg, fearing fatal
results to oppding players, will
oxyeenate " opf his players in
She FIRST q !. If nj murder Is done
e nber ofgaseous athletes
viil op lns sed by Two in each con-
test until t final gate of the season,
with The biz illinois tam. Stage hopes
10 overcome he faultpf SLOWING up
n the seeona half, which has caused
lnsny q speedy aggregation to go down
10 disInal tiafeat afer obtaining q
seemingly safe lead.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
A JEWELERS. EXPERIENCE

C. R. Kluger, The Jeweler, 1860 Vir-
ginia Ave, Indianapolis, Ind, writes:
Il was so weak from kidney trouble
that l could hardly walk a hundred
feet. Four bottles of Foley's Kidney
Remedy cleared my complexion, cured
my backache and the irregularities dis.
appeared, and l can now attend to
business every day, and recommend
Foley's Kidney Remedy to all sufferers
as it cured me after the doctors and
other remedies had failed. A. G. Lu-
ken & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
Had a Close Call.

Mrs. Ada l.. Groom, the widely
known proprietor of the Groom Hotel,
Vaughn, Miss, says: For several
months | suffered with severe cough
and consumption seemed to have its
grip on me, when a friend recommend
ed DIR. Kings New Discovery. / be-
gan taking it, and three bottles effect
ed COMPLETE cure" The fame of
this life saving cough and cold RENE
dy, and lung and throat healer is world
wide. Sold at A. G. Luken & Cos
drug store. SOC and $1.00. Trial pot
a.. &c. fssef
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
Gilbert to Manage Cardinals?

York Giants. will be the next manager
of the st. Louis Nationals. according
to rumor. 1t is understood that Gilbert
will be in direct charge Of the team
next season and that John McCloskey.
who has managed the Cardinals from
the bench for four years. will continue
merely as a scout. During the last
been in charge. and his intelligent ham
ding Of the team and his clever assign
ment of pitchers have won many
games.
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COACHES BIG FACTOR
IN FOOTBALL GAME
Day When Individual Player
Was King Has Long
Since Passed.
TEAM WORK NECESSARY.
COLLEGES ARE USING NEW METH
obs THIS SEASON IN PREPAR-
ING MEN-CoAcH NOW HAS
GREATER OPPORTUNITIES.

Football under the new rules this
season will depend more upon the
ability of the coach to win the games
than upon the individual player. for
success can only come by carefully
studying out of the merits Of each
player who presents himself on the
field and the proper preliminary coach
ing which will enable him to meet
certain individual responsibilities which
may come during the progress Of each
game.
Under these conditions success on
the gridiron this season offers more to
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In tile Lar6en.


The vegetables held Il meeting.
We're IN pickle" announced the
cucumber.
Il should say it was more OF stew"
remarked the tomato
Those ought TO be our salad days"
declared the lettuce.
I'm truth, we are in bad odor."
mournfully nurmured the onion
oh" cried the carrot contemptuous-
ly, mo wonder. for when you come UP
one naturally suspects leek''
That remark shows you have yel-
low streak" wrathfully said the cab
bage
Don't let's quarrel" demonstrated
the sage among them. ..Soon all OF us
will be in the soup."-BaItimore Ameri.
can
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Already a blow has been admins
tered to football prospects at the Uni
versity of Pennsylvania. Simon Fran
els Pauxtis, who played star game
at end last season. will be unable to
take part in the gridiron game this
season because of conditions in his
studies. He also played first base on
the varsity nine. Pauxtis was practi-
cally sure Of his place on this years
eleven, but it. is said that he will have
to take his sophomore year over again.
and this means no athletics for Paux-
tbs. He was both speedy and accurate
in his play and was looked upon as
one of the best ends in the country.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
Married man in Trouble.

A married man who permits any
of the family 10 take anything
except Foley's Honey and Tar, for
coughs, colds and lung trouble, is gull
ty of neglect. Nothing else is as good
for all pulmonary troubles. The gen.
uine Foley's Honey and Tar contains
no opiates and is In yellow package.
A. G. Luken G. Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01

Here is an example Of the quaint
misuse of words, the confusion of pro-
nouns being not many years ago. what
ever may be the case now, quite COM
mon among the country people Of
Hampshire. England: IF her won't
go along O. we. us won't go along o.
She"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
Belmont May Race Abroad.

1t is announced that August Bel
mont, president of the Jockey Club Of
New York. has acquired piece Of
land near Dieppe. in France. to which
he will transfer a number OF his race
horses from America. This action is
taken, 1t is said. because Of the pas
sage of anti-betting laws here
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Trial Package Sent by Mail, Free.


Il have had the piles since 1863,
have tried different ointments and
went so far as to have an operation.
and yet they came back again. After
using your remedy | feel better than
l have for twenty years" Richard
Worthington, Galesburg, III.
Think of the JOY he must feel after
a lifetime of suffering. This same
style of letter comes to us every day.
All druggists sell Pyramid Pile Cure,
fifty cents per box. or send us fifty
cents and we will send you a package
in plain wrapper by mail, or IL you
want to prove its value. and will send
us your name and address, we with
send you trial package by mail free
in plain, unmarked wrapper Ad-
dress Pyramid Drug Co, Isl Pyramid
Bldg, Marshall, Mich.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
IS A GREAT CATCHER
Schmidt Has Materially Aided
The Detroit Ameri-
cans.
is A VERY HARD WORKER.

-Ime and again articles have beer
written about the exploits of the De.
troit Americans big four" - Cobb,
Crawford. Rossman and Mcintyre-but
very little has been said about the
good work of Charles Schmidt. the
Tigers backstop.
The brunt of the catching has fallen
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.
RESULTS YESTERDAY.
National lesous.

National lesous.
Cincinnati s; Chicago ).
Pittsburg I: St. Louis ;.
New York >; Philadelphia 1.
Brooklyn ?; Boston [.
American League.
Detroit Z; Washington ).
Cleveland 6; Philadelphia 1.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
Washington Never Better Than Fifth

Washington Never Bitter Than Fifth.
The city Of Washington has been
represented By BASEBALL team in the
different leagues for t. enty-six years.
nth place. For four iears Washing
ton was q member of tae Professional
League Of Players. 1t was member
Of the Union associationone year, two
years in the America association,
twelve years in the NltionaI league
and seven years in he American
league. 1t hss finished fifth but once
in that time. Three times the Senators
have been sixth, ten times last and
seven times next to last. Washington
is surely entitled to the grand prize for
perseverance, and all the sympathy.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
GAMES TODAY.


NdtfO'.dI --dIIt-
Chicago at Cincinnati.
New York at Philadelphia
Boston at Brooklyn.
American League.
Boston at Philadelphia.
Washington AT New York.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
New Bike Track In Denver.

Denver is to have an up to date
saucer bicycle racing track 1t will he
In q circuit composed of the Salt Lake
City and Ogden Utah and Los An
geles (Cal) tracks.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
Horse RACING II Cubs.

The Cuban Racing association OF Ha-
vana will give 100000 in purses dur
ing December. About 500 horses are
expected to take part
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
American League,

several q the big eastern uniVefsit-
les and coHeges opened their FOOTBALL
season yesterday. The following Is a
Ha ~ rsultg:
All Providence, r. Brown 35;
Bates 4.
At Cambridge, Mass.-Harvard 5;
Bowdoin 0.
At Philadelphia, Pa.-PennsylVanla
80; Ursinus College 9.
At Hanover n. H.-Dartmouth H.
University Of Vermont 0.
A. Carlisle, Pa.-Carlisle lndlans'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01

kDley's Honey and Tar cures
us quickly, strengthens the lungs
fpels colds. Get the genuine in
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01

With panied surprise the Chicago
Cubs saw the Reds jump on them yes
terday and put severe crimp in their
pennant possibilities. John Dubec,
the Cubs youthful hoodoo. twirled for
the Reds. To make his performance
all the more painful New York and
Pittsburg each won, showing the Cubs
out of first place into third place.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
it. Marys College game declared off.

The local high school team VIII lot
maIly pry open its season SATURDAY
playing the strong Spiceland high
school team at the public school play
grounds on South 22nd street. the
High school and the Earlham man
agement reached no agreement. is the
reason the game is not played as a
curtain raiser for the Earlham-Anti'
och game.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
t 'ii JUMPER
Athlet leaps 6 Feet So
Ind Worlds Best.
Douu1 Porter. the famous
Cornell pill soon be decorated
with II hampton high jumper
or the view of his wonder
ful Leap 3eet 6S inches The
helght OF Jne Jump was accurately


measured by a civil engineer with a
steel tape. Everything else about the
performance smacks of the bona fide
and in that event viii be fayorably
acted upon by the Amateur Athletic
union. Porter won the high jump at
the Olympic games with a leap OF 6
feet inches.
Porter is one of the most remarkable
jumpers this country has produced
He stands six feet two inches and
weighs 200 pounds. the only man who
ever leaped so high and carried so
much weight. While at Cornell he
was only a mediocre performer and
has made all his records since his
graduation. Porter is a subscriber to
tn faith Of Christian Science and to
this ascribes his success.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01

Australian Rugby Team Coming.
! A star Australian Rugby team Will
13sit the Pacific coast this fall
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01

iF es said the doctor graye,v
az affaid your wife.s mini -
a Ainu ~
N.Y. ~. snrprised at hattie
y n les been giving me
tsss uay for the last IF
S.. ~. Nvasn,t nue., TO start
tbe,r ~ raj persons take Off
she 1neater this evening.
sbes Ter sex? He-Yes.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
MAILING LETTERS.
One Trick That Doesn't Go With .khe


One Trick That Doesn't Go With .ths
Postal Officials.
There are times when, for one rea-
son or another. you may wish to post
letter to some one, indicating in the
postmark on the envelope that it came
from some other than your own home
town. But accordingly. as you value
the scheme which you are trying to
work. don't make the mistake of try.
ing to work the postmaster of that par.
ticular town into this particular
scheme OF posting the letter for you.
In anything from harmless prac-
teal joke up to a penitentiary offense
which you may be planning. the postal
service will recognize in you only a
scoundrelly intent to deceive and de-
fraud. and it has schooled every post
master in the country into that fixed
belief upon which he must act.
For example, you have written your
letter. which you desire to appear as
having been mailed at a particular
postoffice somewhere in the United
States. You seal it, stamp the envel-
ope and address it to the person. This
2etter you inciose in a larger envelope
~ pestmaster of that particular
fhe written request. please
ed letter at your Office"
will do this. Oh.
.Ae<4@1vTs
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are pn,i nI.rnrs ..

sfSi;s - are you always com
1s9 M lecause | have other eailersr
f didn't Suppose / would cease to
lAs fraetlve just because We became
{exsti. tIfd ron George No. not *.
as gntI did not Gndersta ard inst !
monte OF sn underwriting
vi fsset
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
Affairs Of the Sporting World

me soliowf ing table will be on inter
ost TO the local bugs. showing the
presenl percentages of the three iead-
ing clubs fn the National league and
i, the American league and what their
.,ereentage will be If they win or lose
ne game. scheduled for this after
noon:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01

MY eoNshing. If she faS7z
1tVs HONEY and Tar it would
ra'5s3 heF cough quickly and expelle(
tha ca'a from her system. The genu-
tes fotFs Honey and Tar contains
~ So and is in yellow package.
isfs= Institutes. A. G. Luken &
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01

Tomorrow evening the coliseum Will
be the mecca of local sports. Busch
Turk match, you know.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
PILES
CURED
QUICK

Read what a Sufferer Of Forty-Five
Years Says of Pyramid Pile Cure.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01
New Pedestrian Reeord.

The English pedestrian T. e. Ham
mond made a record for the hundred
mile wtlk recently and also won the
twenty our hour walk. He covered
ire sSiissanee ip IS hours minutes
~ lsseeads and in the twenty-four
hcsirs Mid 131 miles $50 yards In
$50 md made a record in walk
ing tr ndcn tIREghton and back.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01

Should Detroit win the American
league race the National league winner
will be hot favorite in the world S
championship series as the Tigers on
ly have a string of second class box
artists.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01

NOTICE HokENDAuouA RI
All members are eearnestly ~
ed to be present Friday night. th1
tober session. Business of imports
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For Just Writing the Best Last Line TO the
Following TabascO Limerick
900 for the Best $3.50 TO Second; $500 to Third s25o
to Fourth, and S. Each to the Next 100 Winners

TABASCO LIMERICK.
A soubrette who worked for Papasco
One day kicked up quite a fiasco,
AS the hair on her head
Turned from yellow to red
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a full explanatl rec
ing that 1t was S
and-so at certain lib
the postmaster drof -
as originating at that
over which be has iurisd
Nice little situation. isnS
20 Tribune
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-10-01

The last word of the last line must
rhyme with the last words of the first
two lines.
All that is necessary is to send us
what you think is the best last line to
our Tabasco Limerick with your name
and address. Contest closes May l.,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-08
WEIGHTS AND MEASURES.
The Metal of the Standards That Are
In Use Today.

The Metal Of the Standards That Are
In Use Today.
There are no products Of human skill
on which greater degree of care is
expended than the standards of weight
and measure in use among the civil
lized nations of the globe. Two things
in particular have to be considered,
accuracy and durability. Nature does
not furnish any single metal or min
eral which exactly answers the re-
quirements for standard of measure
or weight that shall be as nearly as
possible unalterable.
The best substance yet produced for
this purpose is an alloy of 80 per cent
Of platinum with 10 per cent Of iridi-
UNI. This Is called iridio platinum and
is the substance of which the metric
standards prepared by the information
al committee On weights and measures
is composed. 1t is hard. is less affected
by heat than any pure metal, Is prac-
tically uncomfortable and can be finely
engraved. In fact, the lines on the
standard meters are hardly visible to
the naked eye. yet they are smooth.
sharp and accurate.
If our civilization should ever be lost
and relics Of it should be discovered in
some brighter age in the remote future
there is nothing that would bear high.
er testimony to its character than these
standard measures Of iridio platinum
for the protection and preservation OF
which the science Of this day has done
| its very best.-St Louis Republic,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-08
TOLD HIS WIFE ABOUT IT.
And Then Accused Her of Having No
Sense Of Humor.

And Then Accused Her of Having No
Sense Of Humor.
Englishmen are often accused of be-
ing unable to grasp the point of the
American pun, and sometimes they
may think they see the point of joke
when perhaps they do not. An Eng
lishman named Morley was walking
along the sidewalk one day with an
American friend when the latter mad
vertently slipped and fell down.
"Ah, my deah boy. hope you are
not hurt! How did it happen?'
To which the friend replied:
ut happened Notwithstanding"
They both laughed over the pun. and
Morley said it was so good he was
going to tell his wife about it. At
dinner that evening he remarked that
he had such good joke on his friend
Brown, and by way of preliminary,
leading up to the point of his story.
he proceeded to tell all about who
Brown was. his associations and bust
ness connections, how he came to get
acquainted with him. commercial re-
lations he had had with him, etc., until
he forgot about the story. but was re-
minded of it by the wife, who said i'm
patiently:
But what about the story?'
"Oh. yes!' laughing immoderately as
the recollection of it struck him.
"Why, you see. Brown and l were
walking down the street together, and
he slipped on banana peeling and
fell down. and when asked him how
| it happened he said. Nevertheless
And he was sore at her all evening
and declared she had no sense Of hui
NOR because she said she didn't see
anything funny to that-Judge's Lii
| brary,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-08
f1-T'f ~ -. ra-'---s7-
An Obedient Patient.

An old doctor whose memory was be-
ginning to fail him called in to see a
young man who was ill. On arriving
at the home he found his patient in
bed with nothing the matter but a
slight cold. After prescribing the usual
remedies he said:
Now, my dear sir, you must stay in
bed till l come again."
He went away and forgot all about
his patient. The time few by. One
day the M. D. came across the young
mans mother in the street. The sight
of Mrs. Jones brought his patient to
his mind, and. with start. he said:
by the bye. how is your son getting
on?"
To his amazement Mrs. Jones replied
that he was still in bed. obedient to
the doctors commands He had been
there three weeks.-Illustrated Bits.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-08
The Art o. PiekIina Nuts.

''The Chinese are the only people in
the world who know the art of picking
all kinds Of nuts" said San Francis
co man. You take. for instance, the
picked Chinese walnut This is the
most delightful of all the relish fami-
". The big nut is picked and has
the finest kind of flavor. 1t is rich,
and an order of them costs 81. Then
there is the Chinese butternut. This,
too. is picked and is palate tickling.
The Chinese are the only folk who can
really make fine nut butter. In fact,
the Chinese have more accomplish
ments than the average American ever
dreamed of."-Nashville Tennesseean.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-08
Home.

Home! How deep spell that little
word contains. It is the circle in
which our purest, best affections move
and consecrate themselves, the hive in
which. like the Industrious bee. youth
gamers the sweets and memories of
life for age to mediate and feed upon!
1t is childhood's temple and man
hoods shrine-the ark Of the past and
the future.-Uhland.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-08
Applications for State pepositaries

Applications for State Depositariex
Notice is hereby given that applica-
tions for the designation of state de-
positaries, under the provisions of sec
ton 232 and 233 Revised Codes Of
1905, will be received by the State
Board of Auditors at Bismarck, N. D..
from all national and state banks in
the state of North Dakota, until L.
O'Clock m. Tuesday January 18th,
1908.
Each application must state:
1. The maximum amount of state
funds applied for.
2. The security offered by the appH-
cant.
8. The rate of interest which the
applicant agrees to pay.
4. The assessed value of the capital
stock of the applicant
Each application must also contain
certified copy of duly recorded re-
solution of the board of directors of
the applicant. showing that such board
of directors acted upon the matter Of
making such application, and author
lied the making of the same and the
execution and delivery to the state of
North Dakota of such a bond as may
be approved as provided by law, for
security to said state for any state
funds deposited with such applicant
proper forms for such applications
and bonds will be furnished upon re-
quest.
Dated at Bismarck, N. D., End dag
of December, 1907.
Alfred Blaisdell.
Fl. L. Holmes.
T. F. McCue.
State Board OF Auditors
Address all communications to Al
fred Blaisdell, secretary OF state.
mark envelopes, Application for
State Depositary.")
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-08

If you want the family healthy,
strong and active during the winter.
give them HOLSTERS Rocky Mountaan
Tea. Twill surely make and keep the
whole family we'll 35c Tea or Tablets
LENHART DRUG co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-08
White and Black Lies.

"What." queried the young man, ''is
the difference between white lies and
black lies ?"
''White lies" answered the home
grown philosopher. 'are the kind we
tell. Black lies are the kind we hear"
Chicago News.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-08
The oblicaeo,

II went to the opera last night"
What did you hear?"
THAT Mr.. Browning is going to get
divorce. Mrs. Biggs has the dearest
dog and new baby. and the Huttons
are going to live In India. Harper's
Bazaar.