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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
Common Sense
And A Tablet
Do Away With Dyspepsia, Stomach
Trouble and Maks Meals
a Pleasure.

W nen your stomach goes on a strike
ald mass meetings of indignation are
held all over your body. then IL is that
YOU should sit UP and take notice.
IL IL clearly and only a question of
Common sense-is this thing called Dys-
pepSia- Take away, by abuse, over-eat-
i1s, excuses and high living. the things
men the stomach needs and YOU have
dyspepsia and indigestion: then other
Haladies follow these-this is common
sense.
me stomach is willing enough, but
you won't let il do its work. You take
away the materials which are so neces-
sery for IL 20 use
tive back these materials and dys-
pepsia and indigestion flee and the
whole machinery of man begins slowly
TO move and do its work.
What the stomach needs is nerve
lorce, fluids for it's digestive glands.
punishment and power. All these ne
essltes il takes from the blood II
dyspepsia gives nothing to the blood
ne blood gives nothing to the stomach.
mis- is common sense also. pure,
SIMPLE and unalIoyed.
quarts Dyspepsia Tablets are COM
non sense pressed by high power into
'"olets In these tablets are powerful
essences which go into the stoma oh,
GSeSr food, stop gas making prevent
oesaying Of food. enrich the gastric
Juices. are absorbed by the blood and
mus give il strength TO furnish a bet
.eF huid for digesting the next meal.
Every physician knows what comprises
these tablets: every druggist has the
same knowledge also. They are natural
common sense digesters which do the
work Tor the stomach quickly and well.
livery drug store carries them, soc per
package Send us your name and adj
oTeSs and We viii send you trial pack
Sse by mail free. Address F A. Stus IT
20, l5o Stuart Bldg, Marshall, Mich.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
The Secret of Sexine Pills.

There isn't any. Their wonderful eff
fects are simply the result of scien-
tific combination of the best remedies
that are known in medicine for the up
building and rejuvenating of tired.
weak and worn men and women. They
act on the blood in such a manner that
the user is soon imbued with new life
and hope and happiness. Price 81 a
box, six boxes So. fully guaranteed on
the money-back plan. Address or call
z. J. Hill Drug Co. THE Never Substi-
tutors corner Second South and West
Temple streets.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16

farther" he explained. had not our dogs
given out at critical moment"
But" exclaimed lady who had been
listening very intently. 81 thought that the
Eskimo dogs We're perfectly tireless crea-
lures"
Sir Leopold's face wore a whimsicaily
gloomy expression as he replied. 'l-er-
speak in q culinary sense. miss.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
A TALE OF TRUE LOVE.
0Gunter's Magazine.O !

Oliver Wendell Holmes once sent two
poetical letters to the ''postoffice" of an
Episcopal fair in Pittsburg, Pa. In
one of them the first stanza was:
Fair lady. whoso'er thou art,
Turn this poor leaf with tenderest
care,
And. hush, oh. hush, my beating heart,
The one thou lowest viii be there
Upon turning the poor leaf there
was found a 81 bill. with some verses
beginning:
Fair lady, lift thine eyes and tell
If this is not a truthful letter:
This is the one esd thou lowest we'll
And naught (0) can make thee love
il better 800.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
THE WOMAN TURNED.
London Times. }

Miss Mary Gawthorpe, the suffragette,
who so completely turned the tables on
an interrupter who, in clumsy attempt
at ridicule asked her Don't you wish
you were a man?" by replying, NO: do
you?' he added to her laurels.
Don't you think mothers should stay
at home with their children" asked
callow youth. eager to score off well
known suffragette who had just spoken.
Miss GaWthOrpe reflected for a second.
We'll" she said. her voice taking an
earnest. intimate note Il don't know
about that; but do think children should
STAY at home with their mothers"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16

worship AS he was exhausted his devo-
tions were brief.
Il am ashamed of ye'' said the old
mother. TO think ye could talk for sew
en- hours up at the court and dismiss your
Maker in seven minutes.
'Ay. vera true, WAS the reply. but
We maun mind that the Lord isna sac dull
in the uptak as the judge bodies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
TOO MUCH SMITH.
(Pick-Aie-TpD

\ motorist was stopped by policeman
the light on the car being insufficient
He gave his card to the constable.
John Smith" read the man in blue
Go on with YOU, I want your proper
name and address. We've too many Smiths
about here. Now. look sharp"
Then" said the motorist. If you must
have il, it's William Shakespeare, STRAIT
fOrd-on-AVoni'
Thank you, sir" replied the policeman.
Sorry to have troubled you"
And he carefully entered the particulars
in his book
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
A DREADFUL THOUGHT.
CPick-Me-Cp.)

One day Mary. the charwoman. reported
sor service with a black eve
WHY. Mary" said her sympathetic mis-
tress. what bad eye You have"
'Nes'm."
Well. there's one coksolation-it might
have been worse"
'Yes'm.
You might have had both of them
hurt
Ies'm. Or worse'h that: / might not
la been married at ALL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16

We can save you money OH
any article in our line and
always guarantee the quail
itE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
PRAYER WAS SHORT.
The RellmanN

ne btIIIIldII-T
A Scotch lawyer had to address the
Caledonian equivalent of our supreme
court His pleading occupied an en-
tire day. After seven hours Of almost
continuous oratory he went home to sup
per and was asked to conduct family
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
ARCTIC FARE.
CSan Francisco Chronicle. )

Sir Leopold McClintock. the arctic ex-
plorer, who died recently, was once giving
an account of his experiences amid the
ice fields Of the north.
I'VE certainly would have Travelled much
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
Trunks.

Toy and all kinds of trunks at HUI
bert Bros Trunk Factory, 233 Main,
south OF Kenyon hotel.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
HOLIDAY EXCURSIONS
Via D. & r. G. &. r.

One single fare for the round trip be-
tween all points in Utah. Dec. 49, 10, "a
%, 81 and Jan l. All tickets good re-
turning until Jan. e..
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16

DR. Stauffer has removed his Office
from the Templeton building to the
Stauffer apartments, 164 r. So. Temple.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-12-16
NOT FEASIBLE
OR DESIRABLE
Commission Appointed by the
Postmaster General Reports
Against Pneumatic Tubes.
NOW ONLY AN EXPERIMENT
WILL BE JUST THE THING WHEN
FULLY DEVELOPED.
NOW ONLY AN EXPERIMENT

washington. Dec. 15.-''It is not feas-
.5e and desirable at the present time
Tor the government TO purchase. to in
stall or 20 operate pneumatic tubes"
This is one OF the most important
conclusions reached by a commission
apoointed by the postmaster general to
is0uire into the question of the feast
l1itv and desirability of the govern
ruent purchasing and operating pneu-
matte tubes in the cities where the SER
vice is now installed. which was today
transmitted 20 congress by Postmaster
General Meyer. the conclusions of which
he approves
The commission. however. recon-
ucnds the desirability of further inves-
Heating the subject Of government own
..rship Of pneumatic tubes in five or six
lilies The pneumatic tube service is in
oueration at present in New York,
philadelphia. Boston. Chicago. ST. Louis
and Brooklyn.
Conclusions Reached.
The conclusions of the commission are
as follows:
That rheumatic tube service is an
in,portsnt auxiliary for rapid transmits
SION of frst-class mail in the largest
cities and performs a function not at
..rasArt obtqiuable by other means.
Tbaf il is particularly valuable for
sr.arisI delivery mail flrst-class mail of
local origin for local delivery, supple
rlentarv closing OF firstclass i4ail for
dispatch by train, and Tor advance dis
matches Of first-class mail from trains
Tor city delivery
That when established It should also
be- employed as far as possible, eco
- 81,
mails
The registered mail should be sent by
tube whenever security and CELEBRITY
can he combined.
Still an Experiment.
That pneumatic tube service appears
90 be still i'm an experimental condition,
although progress has been made to-
ward the development of a fixed stan
Iard of machinery.
That with the above reservation the
regularity and efficiency Of the tube
service is commendable.
That the contracting companies
should be required to complete their
contracts without undue delay in order
that the effect of the full and complete
systems may be ascertained.
That the present contracts will not
expire for nearly eight years. and that
that period should furnish opportunity
Tor improving the systems and for OBJ
serving the effect upon the postal sere-
.ce: that during that period other meth
ods OF transportation may be developed
which may affect the question and that
ii is desirable to renew the considera-
p ton of the--questien of government
ownership in five or six years.
The above conclusions We're reached
he fr,I
study Of the question OF the government
taking over and operating the pneumat-
ic tube service. which was investigated
Nv subcommittee of the commission.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
NEGRO BILL
Goes Over to December on Mo-
ton of OhiOan.

At Washington on Wednesday
further consideration Of t h e
Brownsville affair was postponed
by the Senate until December Is.
next. Senator Foraker, after
urging the appointment of an early
day for voting on his bill, moved
that 1t be taken up next Deem
ber After a motion by Senator
Culbertson, of Texas, to vote on
the bill Saturday was laid on che
table, Mr.. Foraker's motion was
adopted go to 6.
Mr.. Foraker says that while he
could not have passed the bill now
he thinks he can by the postpone
ment.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
Success.

W. 5. Lloyd. the enterprising
druggist, rather than await the or
binary methods of introduction,
urged the DR.. Howard Co. to Sc
cure a quick sale for their celebra-
ted specific for the cure of consti-
patton and dyspepsia by Offering
the regular SOC bottle at half price
The wonderful success of this
plan was great surprise even to
W. ). Lloyd and today there are
scores of people here in Mt. Ster-
ling who are using and praising
this remarkable remedy.
In addition to selling a SOC bot
tie of DIR. Towards specific for
25c, W. 5. Lloyd has so much
faith in the remedy that he will
refund the money to anyone whom
it does not cure.
When your head aches, your
stomach does not digest food easily
and naturally: when there is con-
stipation, specks before the eyes.
tired feeling, giddiness, bad taste
in the mouth, coated tongue, heart
burn, sour stomach, roaring or
ringing in the ears, melancholy
and liver troubles, DR.. Towards
specific will cure you. If it does
not, it will not cost you a cent.
4h-4S
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
DIES AFTER A
LONG ILLNESS
Popular Lawyer and Orator After
Brave Fight SHCCumbS.

Edward p. Farrell, one of the
best known of the younger men in
Lexington public and professional
life, died Wednesday.
Mr.. Farrell has been in bad
health for several years. He was
i'll several weeks.
Popular among a large circle of
friends and widely known for his
brilliant mind and attainments. In
young manhood he was private
secretary to Senator James B.
Beck. Later he was City Attor-
ney and was appointed Prosecuting
Attorney.
One of the strongest character
istics of the man was his generosi-
ty. He gave more professional
advice free than he received pay
for.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
Attacks Bryan'S SOn-In-laW.

At Paris, France, w. H. Lea
witt, son-in-law of w. j. Bryan,
had dangerous encounter with an
Italian named Cana, who had been
sitting for Mr.. Leavitt as a model
in connection with a picture which
the American artist is painting for
the City Hall at Denver, Colo.
After being released, Cana re-
turne1 repeatedly and demanded
extra compensation. This was re-
fused him. The model, armed with
a bludge0n, STIR ok Mr.. Leavitt on
the head. The artist defended him
self with a knife. The Italian was
arrested and taken to a hospital.
Mr.. Leavitt was cut on the head
by the stick.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
No indictments in HEDGES ca

At Carlisle, KY, the grand il !
adjourned after being in sess. -
for seven days and returned five
indictments. One for murder; as
sault, with intent to kill, one; car
rying concealed a deadly weapon,
one; operating a pool table on
Sunday, one.
I'VE have made thorough in
vestigation into the matter of
night riding, including the death
of Hiram Hedges, but we are una
be, from the evidence before us,
to make any indictments of any
person for either night riding or
the killing of Hiram Hedges"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
ACREAGE OF BURLEY
SHOWN BY REPORTS
Many Counties Have Cut Out Crop
Entirely.

Reports from twenty eight cOun-
ties in the Burley district give M.
g. Rankin, Commissioner of Agri-
culture, a fair idea of the amount
of tobacco that will be raised east
of Louisville this year. The num-
Der of plant beds SOW is s small
in some of the counties that have
been reported that it is hardly
worth noting.
If there were not a fight on be-
tween the growers and the trust
\the tobacco crop in the Burlev dis
trict would be regarded as an
absolute failure. None of the
large tobacco producing counties
will raise any tobacco at all. The
following counties have made re-
ports of the plant beds sown:
Anderson, 5 per cent; Bath, none;
Boone, per cent: Bourbon, none;
Boyle, 10 per cent; Brackcn, none;
Carroll, l per cent; Grant, none;
Harrison, none; Henry, 10 per
cent; Jassamine, 5 per cent; Ken
ton, none; Lincoln none; Madison,
10 per cent: Mercer, none; Mont
gomery, 10 per cent; Nicholas,
none; Owen, 5 per cent; Pendle-
ton, l per cent; Robertson, none;
Shelby, 2 per cent; Scott, none.
Reports show that in the follow
ing counties there will be no to-
bacco grown at all: Fayette, Clark,
Franklin, Mason, Woodfcrd, Gal
latin and Bracken.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
Report of Grand Jury.

To the Honorable Judge of the
Montgomery Circuit Court
Your Grand Jury would beg
leave to make the following reports:
After being in session six days,
we have examined eighty-two wit
nesses and found numbers of true
bills. We had brought before us
every witness whose name was
presented to us that would likely
know of any violation of the law,
as well as those whom our per-
sonal knowledge would indicate,
and after reasonable diligence on
our part we find the general moral
tone of the county fully up to the
very highest standard, which we
are pleased to attribute to the fear
less and impartial distribution of
justice by our distinguished Cir
cult Judge and Commonwealth
Attorney as well as every county
officer whose duty it is to execute
and maintain the dignity of the
law and by this course which was
no less than their duties, they
have challenged the admiration
and commentator of each and ev-
cry citizen of the county of Mont
gomerv.
We examined the public build
ings and find them in good condi-
ton and well kept, the prisoners
in the Jail are well fed,
and it is suggested by your Grand
Jury that the cells be white wash
ed to improve the light and the
general sanitary condition of the
prison.
We find, after examining the
reports of the officers who are
receivers of public moneys, that
they have paid over all amounts
coming into their hands to the
proper officer designated by law.
The turnpikes of the county, es-
pecially the Paris pike, are in bad
condition, and there being some
doubt in the minds of your Grand
jury as to the resources to make
them up to the requirements of
the law. we recommend that you
issue a rule against the members
of the Fiscal Court and have them
show cause why the present condi-
lions exist.
Ali of which is respectfully sub
ID. j. BURCHETT,
Foreman.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
Did You Get One d?

-, o., May 1, 1908.
Advocate Pub. Co.,
Mount Sterling, KY.
Dear Sirs:-
We have this day set aside for
your use, four quarts of our choic
est Observation-Disclosures
whiskey-and we ask your permis-
sion to ship it to you-at our risk
and on our personal guarantee
that you will find it one of the
most delicious WHISTLES you ever
tasted-and the best value you've
ever known-or it will not cost YOU
one cent.
We do not ask you to send us
any money in advance. Just SIGN
and mail us the enclosed postcard
and we will send the four quart
bottles of this fine old whiskey-in
plain sealed case-no marks to in
dictate contents-and we will paw
the express charges. When it ar
rlves-try it-every bottle if YOU
like-and if you find it all we
claim remit us $3.50. Otherwise
you may return the balance of the
goods and we will stand all the ex-
pense, etc.
Try it-that's all we ask. Fa-
vOr us with your immediate reply.
Very sincerely,
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20

And they might have added:
Yours for disgrace and hell.
We expect to see the time when
national laws will prohibit the
of intoxicants from one
State to another into territory
which has excluded the sale. Men
must answer for their influence
upon others. What will money
profit a man if his soul be not
saved,
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
Mexican War Veteran Dead at
Frankfort.

At Frankfort on May 10, John
E. Miles, aged Sc years, one of
the best known and oldest citizens,
died. He leaves only one survi-
vor of the Mexican war in the
county. Mr.. Miles came into adj
ded prominence at the time of the
murder of Governor William Goe-
bel by his daring arrest of Harlan
Whitaker, one of the suspects.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
Mt. Sterling Beats Kentucky
WESLEYAN,

At Winchester the Mt. Sterling
baseball nine won from Kentucky
Wesleyan College Wednesday af-
ternoon by score of % to l..
Chenault's pitching and SCOTS
batting attracted notice.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
lin God We Trust" Goes Back.

The Senate Committee on FL
nance the 10Th voted unanimously
to report the bill already passed
Wy the House providing for the
permanent restoration of the words
I'm God We Trust to gold and
silver coins of the United States.
The motto was taken off the coins
by order of the President.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
NIGHT RIDERS VICTIM
GETS $4,000 DAMAGES
Federal Court Decides Tie Has
Proved His Case Against
Brother.

At Paducah, KY, a verdict for
$50, 900 was returned for the plain
tiff in the Robert Hollowell night
rider damage suit. The jury was
out but thirty-five minutes.
The jury from jefferson and
Bullitt counties was one of the
most intelligent looking that has
ever filled the jury box in the
Federal Court. Some were bust
ness men, some farmers and 9TH
ers employees. The lowest amount
favored was $4,000, and six fa-
vored the full amount of $50, 900.
One of the jurors said the verdict
could have been reached in ten
minutes had not one or two Louis
vile men been so firm for giving
the full sum.
One bit of evidence that i'm
pressed farmers on the jury was
the fact that not defendant went
to see what had occurred at the
Hollowell home that night or the
next day, although they lived all
the way from two hundred yards
to six miles from the home.
Robert ii. Hollowell sued John
Hollowell, his brother, and twenty
seven other alleged night riders.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
Great Success.

F. P. Clay, Jr., Paris, KY. says: "I
have had great success with Bourbon
Poultry Cure. On several occasions have
cured chickens that were too sick to
walk or stand up. Have lost but one old
chicken this year" Sold by w. S. LLOYD.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
Cures and Prevents.

w. T. Ballenger, Lexington, KY, says:
81 have used Bourbon Hog Cholera
Remedy and Think it is the only remedy
ever made that will cure and prevent hog
cholera" Sold by w. S. Lloyd.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
All Delegates Are NeQrOeS.

The State Republican League Sc
lected delegates at large from Geor-
gia to the National Convention at
Chicago. All the delegates and al.
ternates are negroes.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20

For a mild, easy action of the
bowels, a single dose of Doan's
Regulets is enough. Treatment
cures habitual constipation. 25c
box. Ask your druggist for them.
d21t
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20

We havn't the finest store in
town, but for good goods and low
prices, we don't take back seat
for any one. Guthrie Clio. Go.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
Hopes to Report to Present
CONGRESS.

The select committee of the
House, which is investigating the
wood pulp and print paper ques-
ton, is working hard to make its
report at this session of Congress.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
nydrophobla Kills Mule,

Two valuable mules, the prop
erty of Stanhope Brothers, near
South Elkhorn, were attacked
with violent cases of hydrophobia,
causing the death of one and ne
cessitating the killing of another.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20

NO MATTER how good the
painter is he cannot turn a poor
paint into a good one by a skillful
use of the brush. Be safe-Use
Green Seal. ThOs. Kennedy.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20
Peach Outlook Good.

Georgia peach growers pro-
nounced the outlook for this sea-
sons crop as very promising.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20

We don't juggle prices to catch
Saturdays trade. We give a square
deal six days in the week.
Guthrie Clothing Co.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20

The manufacturers needed the
money, and we saw a good chance
to give our trade extraordinary
values for their money, is why we
bought and sell these suits at 1895.
Guthrie Clothing Co.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20

FULL MEASURE. Green
Seal Paints are put up in U. S.
Standard measure. You get what
you pay for. Thos. Kennedy.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-20

We could sell our 1895 suit for
more, but we bought at cut prices,
and you get the benefit.
Guthrie Clothing Co.