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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

The national forest reserve IN Ncya-
da now reaches the enormous total OF
S,52S,l7o acres. The total acreage oil
the state including water surface. is
something ever 7Looo. ooe Therefor
the forest reserve comprises meic than
one aefc IN every ten.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11
Oxide of Zinn-What isit2

It's the wearing quality OF the l.. &
NJ PAINT while white lead is the
elastic quality of l.. & NJ. PAINT.
Wears fully IS years on outside Of a
house Costs ready for use about
Sr2o per gallon
Est. a. II Lands, kingoes
L. Shepard, Sergeantsvllle
l.. & NJ Paint Agents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

s. years use is evidence Millions
OF consumers is evidence sales made
by 10000 agents is evidence. You
buy ! gallons l.. x NJ PANT and :,
gallons Pure Linseed Oil cat 90 cents)
mix them and make : gallons hest
paint ready tor use cost onl, 81. 20
per gallon Done in minutes.
Est. \. II. Lands, Ringoes
T. Shepard, Sergeanisyile
LIZ NJ Paint Agents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11
He fesolallolrlnltodue,

HE resolution mltoduecdI b> scna.
loi Robbins TO return 10 Southern
States the baitI.. flags captured 10y
New Jersey troop, DUNG the Civil
HaI, has been passed hN the senate
aud doubtless will have no opposition
IN the House There arc eight oi
these llaes md they have been storsA
III the vaults oil the 9dulani generals
department ever sinee the WI.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

The next ecnsus wll show that
Pennsylvania has TWO cities each with
4 population exceeding 5oo,ooo, dis
tnelion which no other state ia the
Union viii possess.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Group positively checked III 70
minutes pr Shaops- u minnie Cronp
Remedy acts like Magic. No vomiting, no.
thing harsh \ simple. safe pleasant, depend
able Group syrup soc Sold hvS " Cochran
90
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11
NOT FOR COOKING'S SAKE.
Our Matte is a lady,

Our Matte Is a lady,
But she never learned to bake;
She never cared for cooking
Just alone for bookings sake
So she never cooked at all,
Lest a bit of butter fall
ON her dainty garments white.
Or her shoes so high and tight,
10, she never cared To bake,
lust alone for bookings sake.
Our Matte has lover,
And she fell in love YOU see;
She thought his face as handsome
AS ever face could be.
But he CHANGED, one sunny day,
Just in idle mood to say
(When her finger she had burned,
And the fact he some way learned.
Though she had not tried to bake,
For her own or others sakc.)
That she in baking burned ii;
And he kissed the finger twice
And Matte thought she never
Knew a remedy so nice.
But the cunning fellow sad;
you've been baking cake or bread.
And there's naught | love to cat
Like a homemade cake, my sweet
But she had not cared To bake.
lust alone for BOOKINGS sake.
sol course am not limiting,
Just to try your tempting cake;
But like the homemade cooking
Cooked especially Tor my sake.
have heard my mother say
There was no other way
For home to be complete.
And know you think SO, sweet.
But alas, she would not bake,
Even for lovers sake.
Our Matte is lady,
But she weeps sometimes alone,
And grieves that little wrinkles
From her eyes have outward grown;
For she did not know you see.
That wife a cook must be.
And the man has wed girl.
Though with less Of frill and curl,
That can Try and boil and bake
Loves to cook for bookings sake.
Fannie Fullerton in What to Eat.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

bark han aud complexion in faces
a well as IN individuals signiy
strength Dark skinned races He Il.
ways behind The lighter hued peoples
III fine civilization heeanse the physical
Predominates among them 10 the eN-
elusion ot the mental Coarse red
har indicates marvellous physical en-
duiancc
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

\ milk inspector went through Hun.
tcrdon county recently and alter in
spectAg - DANES found every one
mlly up 10 the lcgal requirements.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11
\ procession OF icebergs sent agair

y procession OF icebergs sent against
the surface Of the sun would melt at
the rate OF 800, 900, 900 cubic miles of
solid ice 4 second, and its heat is esti-
mated to produce a force of about
10000 horse power To every >qaue
foot oi It's surface.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11
DR.. Shops
Headache
Tablets
S. w. COCHRAN & co.
Assembly Bill l76.

The CaIil0n Eot0 Bill was OH lncs
day last, sd INST reported iasorahly
and passed end reading.
We nope ii may reach final passage
and become law
he people OF tallfon a'e prosper
Gus, energetic and progressive, give
tncm 4 Bono Government and wc have
no doubt they will branch ont and
blossom until the village will become
the beauty sPat d northern Hunter
don.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

The authorities haee dc, ldtd that
thefc will be No prosecutions oil those
held responsible by the Coroncr's Jury
FOL tho loss ot no lives IN the Boyer
town opera house horror
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11
"The MATTRESS of the present and the future
OSTERMOOR

Every other mattress in the world is sTpfftp-half.
cotton or feathers TANNED in at the open end oil eh
That's why Jumps and holes cause sieepie'S his
Each osTERMooR is built stuffed tianllald sheets
of downy sofness each full size carefully bnlt "l'h
the tick Ills yermn-proof An occasional sunbah Is all
requires The tick can he taken OH and washed when
sailfd
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Pain can be quickly stopped. y
u cent box Of Dr. Shops Headache Tablets
viii kill any pain, everywhere, in % minuteo
Besides they are thoroughly safe Painful
periods with women, neuralgia, :ete quickly
cease after one tablet Sold by s. W Cochran
K Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Don't Let llic baby suffer nom &c
henia. sores or any itching OF the skin
Doan's Ointment gives instant relief;
cures quickly. Perfectly safe for child
rem. MI druggists sell it
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

MARYLAND has proposed 10 erect 4
monument 10 James X Randall \
memorial in bronze OF marble is ever a
hitting tribute to poet and patrio, albeit
there exists living monument TO Nh
Randall, whose splendor time cannot
dull IN Maryland, Ny Maryland"
What sculptured tribute 10 his memory
hut must seem insufficient, when one
recalls that great day when Robert T.
Lee led his army across the Potomac
into MARYLAND, and the soldiers Crown
ing the hills ON both banks OF the river
burst in to one grand union OF song,
Maryland My Mapland.' Had ever
poet such MINSTREL Can echoes of
that great paean ever fade into silenee2
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

The hanging saldcns OF Babylon
were terraces on columns lie gar
dens wc,c l"a ieel sluarr and over
Joe leet hlgh lhc ascent nom ter
race 10 terrace was by flights oil marble
steys and on the highest was Il large
reservoir
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Tie new organ toI=the= Remington
Baptist Church arrived here last week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

The Hopewell Herald SAYS would it
not he we'll for parents who have
children attending school in the town
To take interest enough in the schools
and their children to visit the schools
At least one time during the term?
We have heard parents complain of
the schools who have no more know.
ledge of how they are being conduct
ed than resident of China has We
do know that strangers have gone
away and said that we have the best
schools of any town IN the country
What should the people of town feel
prouder of than good schools? What
will bring u good class Of people to
any town more rapidly than good
schools Parents go to Your schools
and see for yourselves, and don't ac-
cept idle reports about your schools
and the teacher rs facts.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Had dyspepsia 81 indigestion Ion
years No appetite, and wha, | did
eat distressed me terribly Burdoek
Blood Bittcrs cured me - II Walk
e., Sudbury, Ohio
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in
the Childrens Home in New York, cure Fever.
ishness, Bad Stomach Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy
Worms. Over 10000 testimonials. They never
fail. At all Druggists, CSC. Sample FREE
Address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Never can tell when you'll mash i
finger, suffer a cut, brnlSe ol burn, or
scald. Be prepared d. Thomas
Ecleelnc on Instant, relieves the
pam quckl, cures the wound.
There's satisfaction in smoking
Lamhertville Pnils.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11
THE NORRIS cot NTA
SAVINGS BANK.
IA n aiSToWN
lew Err 6 EY

Deposits made on or before the third day Of
any month draw interest from the first of the
month, Interest January !, 1905, 4 per cent
per annnm up 10 One Thousand Dollars
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

This week Is the twentieth anniver.
sary of the great blizzard.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

The perfection of Bread Mac.
Hays Special
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Earnest Mortls received 4 post eJld
shower last Monday IN honor OF the
twenty second anuieel say ol his
birth
Nh and Ms Howard b Thomas
and laughter Of Trenton recently
visited Joseph +. Rayard and family
teob II johnson has been visiting
his brother, neal Cloton. y.
Charles llnsleS received i postal
shower last TUESDAY, his birthday an
mVcrSarN.
Miss Florence Wright, of Trenton.
recently visited relatives IN this city.
Lawrence J. Pearson, of Philadel-
phia, recently visited lamheitviIle
friends
MISS Marie ReSnu. 81 Pennington,
visited her parents oNei Sunday.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Special Biscuit-Every afternoon
at MAckAY's,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

W.T.
.tipation and Weakness peculiar 10 women.
II proves successful in cases where Nil other ined-
icIca have totally failed No ulerrr should des-
par a. long this remedy IL nntrcd. II has an UNI
broken record OF success Tor over thirty YEAR, ana nae
hosts Of warm friends. For sarhv nil dfu9sists
Or write to DIR. David Kennedv's Sens, Rendont.
y u, for free sample bottle aud ncdiohi booklet.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

And it hath come to pass that wise
man changeth his clothing according to
the thermometer and shall heed not
the calendar
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11
To Buyers of Car
riages and Wagons

WE have been busy all winter and will have
~ a full and complete assortment of all
kinds used in this part of the country as soon
as the spring opens in fact, We have good
assortment now.
We Invite Everybody
who wants anything in our line TO come and
see us. The. older people all know that our
work is good, and is just as We represent il To
be, and the young will soon learn the same
fact.
We sell for cash, or on time, on good paper
so our terms will suit ALL
We have been in the business over tifty
years, and think we know something about il.
continue longer, and by fair dealing to retain
our patronage.
We will hold our cath Annual Public Sale
OF One Hundred Carriages In April.
J. V. & C. RANDALL.
NEwTOwN. PA,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

CALVIN SOLLTDAI. President.
JOHN q. HOLCOMBE, Zee Psesjdest.
kSAIiH 7. SMITH, Cashier
FRANK 4. PHILLIPS ASS. CASHIER.
JAMES s STLDbIFORD, Tef{e3.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

rs e.llA is The yen 4 L. {. the
geIt AleNm1llaa iibrdk contained
over lo,ono Vllulbla books
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Robins are appearing in this section
II unusual numbers
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Get the Best. MAcKAy's- Special
every afternoon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Wanted, number Of cedar posts.
Apply to this Office
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

II everybody would pay cash. re.
marked i leeal business man, .'ho~
greatly would the measure ot human
happiness be increased, how much cas
lei il would he lol the business man,
and how much pIeasantcr II would be
tel our customers There IS a gold
miuc col Truth IN these remarks Ii 4
universal cash basis ot business could
be brought about, IT would eliminate
m1h{ ot the unpleasant phases ot the
business mars life. IS we'll as lessen
his expenses aud lower the Prices 10
his customers He would not be com.
PEELED 10 maintain an elaborate system
OF hookkccpers; hr would nol be com
PEELED 10 dun his erednofs, To The Diet.
fimen ai his Own good nature lHd III
jml al then sensihiliticS, Ia llti / note
coming due Each person could lock
his neiehbor III the eye and have the
Satisfaction ri Enowin4 laai neither
owed the othel / cent Eesltles Tins
there would be hut lew failures .md
panles would he tnhcala Of Il Is
worth tfsns.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11
The Evidence in the Case.

No more holidays until May 30
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

The Perfection 81 baking Mae
HAYS bread.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

In Pinch, use ALIENS FOOT EASE.
A powder for tired. aching swollen feet We
have over 30000 testimonials. All druggists.
25c Don't accept any substitute Trial pack
age FREE by mail. Address Allen :. Olmsted
lie Rov y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Three per cent. interest paid on Certificates
of Deposit and in Savings Department
Safe deposit boxes for rent in new vault
from three dollars up. Wills reeeipted for
and kept free of charge
No charges made for collecting incomes
and making investments
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Remember that when the stomach
nerves fail OF weaken, Dyspepsia or ndiges-
ton must always follow. But, strengthen
these weak inside nerves with DR.. Shops
Eestorativeand then see how quickly health
will again return. Weak Heart and Kidney
nerves can also be strengthened with the
Restorative, where Heart pains, palpitation,
or Kidney weakness is found. Don't drug
the Stomach, nor stimulate the Heart or
Kidneys. That is wrong Go to the cause of
these ailments. Strengthen these weak in
side nerves with Dir. Shops Restorative and
get well. \ simple, single test will surely tell
sold by S. W Cochran x Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

Over eighty-million dollars OF de
posters money IS locked up in the
closed banks and trust companies Of
New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11
j. E. PERSON,
M ARCH II, 1908

hdHog oad PabiiSI~l
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

DIR. kennedy's Fnv0rite
Remedy is adapted 10 ali
ages and both scAt-, Afford
ing permanent relief in al
cases caused by inpurity OF
the blood, sncl. a. Kidney,
rurpa (,nn.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-03-11

" lilic Eilll,oneT.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-07-09
The Treasury Vaults.

The first question the average Wis
itor to the United States treasury
building asks is, Couldn't burglars
tunnel under the vaults and rob the
government Well, that is not likely.
An armed guard sits beside the vaults.
Every twenty minutes he is required
to ring an alarm just to show that he
is awake An armed patrol makes the
rounds hourly. Secret service men In
plain clothes, with concealed weapons.
keep watch and ward outside and in
side the building. AS to tunneling, the
officials hold that if a man by any pos
sibility should manage to bore under
meath a vault the heavy metal would
crush him to jelly, thus administer
ing a lasting gold cure. Even If the
tunnel burglar should get away with
his life he could not get away with
much gold. Ten thousand dollars in
double eagles weighs thirty-eight
pounds. Forty million dollars in gold
certificates of the $4,000 denomination
weighs eleven and a half pounds.
Even burglars prefer the gold certifi-
Gates to the real thing.--Buffalo Times.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-07-09
journalistic Revenqes.

The curious boycott of the press in
the Berlin parliament had a precedent
in the mother of parliaments, the Brit
ish house of commons. A writer in
Harpers Weekly recalls that the per-
son involved was no less celebrity
than the late Daniel O'COnnell. He
condemned the inaccuracy of the par
liamentary r4ports, but he forgot to
make allowance for acoustic difficulties
and the buzz of intervening CONVERSE
ton. He charged the reporters with
the malicious suppression of his speech
es, and the gallery then refused to re-
port him at all. Dan stormed and
Numbered in vain, even moving that
the ringleaders be brought to the bar
of the house. Finally he apologized,
and all was we'll. Lord Lyttleton in
1871 fell foul of the press in the same
way, and the late Lord Monteagle had
his name omitted from London news
paper reports for two years because he
said something the reporters did not
like.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-07-09
First Silver Wedding.

The first silver wedding dates back
to the time of Hughes Capet. The serv-
ants, says Home Chat, belonging to
him had grown gray in his service, a
man and a woman, and what could he
do as a reward? Calling the woman,
he said: sYour service is great, greater
than the mans, whose service is great
enough, for the woman always finds
work harder than a man, and therefore
1 will give you a reward. At your
age know Of none better than dow
ry and husband. The dowry is here
this farm from this time forth be-
longs to you. If this man, who has
worked with you five and twenty
years, is willing to marry you, then the
husband is ready"
"Your majesty" said the old peas
ant, chow is it possible that we should
marry, having already silver hairs?"
'Then it shall be silver wedding"
And the king gave the couple silver
enough to keep them in plenty.
This soon became known all over
France and raised such enthusiasm that
it became a fashion after twenty-five
years of married life to celebrate a sill
yer wedding.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-07-09
A Misplaced Pin.

ST was III an uptown tea room where
the scenery is all out of proportion to
the amount served you," said New
York clubman. 81 was dallying with
some ice cream when my spoon struck
a common, everyday pin in the bottom
Of the frozen stuff. I gave q little
wave, and waiter slipped to my side.
See, a pin in this ice cream said.
why, I might have swallowed that
He took the glass and disappeared.
When he returned he reminded me Of
an undertaken, he was that solemn.
That pin has lost man his job, SIR
he said. WELL 1 replied, 7 am sorry
for that, but it might have cost me my
life, when you come to think of it.
Yes, SIR said the waiter meekly. Then
You see, sir, most of the folks that
eats here just sips their ice cream and
don't chew it'"-New York Times.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-07-09
Sally TIC.
BY w. F. BRYAN.
Copyrighted, 1908, by Associated
Literary Press.

Sarah Henrietta Westervelt was the
name entered in the register of the ivy
clad church, and in her baby days she
was called Sally. But from the day her
Cupid's arch of a mouth learned to
frame intelligent sentences Jack Hardy
had dubbed her the 'town crier."
The nickname was so apt that 1t
stuck, being reduced for simplicity's
sake to L. G. Even during those stern
minutes in the library with her father
he often dropped the sober Sarah for
the more universal T. G.
L. C.'s nickname was due to her gen
Jus for the dissemination Of bits Of
gossip best forgotten. Her mind SEEM
ed naturally to empty itself of all in
formation, and young Hardy altered
an old saw into "What goes in T. C.'s
ear comes out of her mouth"
AS T. G. grew in understanding the
habit got her more firmly in it's grip.
Instead of learning to appreciate the
value of reticence, her wider scope OF
knowledge served only the better to
equip her for the gathering of sundry
bits of gossip which she would blurt
out at the most inopportune occasions
until not only her family, but her
friends, came to regard her with an
affection that was not unmixed with
terror.
T.. c., being sensitive little soul,
grieved In secret and made earnest
VOWS that she would tattle no more.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-07-09

She meant to mend her ways, but at
the first opportunity her store of
knowledge would roll out unchecked
and unrealiZed.
It was to Jack Hardy that she al
ways went for sympathy and advice
when these revelations and their con-
sequences hung heavy over her head.
Though Jack had given her the odious
nickname, he made partial atonement
by never employing it.
To him she was "Peterkin," and,
though frequently he was sufferer
from her disclosures, he was ever
ready with advice, sympathy or candy,
as the occasion seemed to demand, for
he alone apparently realized that her
fault was temperamental and not the
result of righteousness
T. G. fairly worshiped Hardy, yet all
the little intimate details of his court
ship of her sister Nell leaked out along
with the rest of her chatter, and there
were times when Hardy's forbearance
was put to hard test. 1t was charac-
teristic of the man that even the per-
sonal experience did not abate his SYM
patty for T. c., not even when he pro-
posed to Nell and was given negative
answer
When Nell made hysterical reference
to another girl he felt that he had T. G.
to thank for this, yet his Office still
was her haven of refuge, and she stout
ly denied that she had said anything
about some other woman
Hardy's questions had to be dis
fact of his rejection to become COM
mon talk, and he could not press the
investigation. Instead he sought alb
sorption In work, but the practice of a
country lawyer seldom proves absorb
ing, and Hardy grew thin and white
while he waited and hoped for clear
ing up of the trouble.
He was sitting idly at his desk one
afternoon when L. G. poked her head
into the doorway and, finding that he
was alone entered boldly.
"What is it, Peterkin?' he asked,
printing a kiss on the child's troubled
face. "Have you been telling the min
lister what your father said when he
was asked TO contribute to the chancel
fund, or did you explain to the guests
at the party that the salad was made
with canned lobster"
"Worse AN that" was the doleful
declaration as L. G. snuggled against
the broad shoulder. ''The school COM
mittee visited this afternoon. Mr..
Sprague asked us what love was, and
I told him it was the way the principal
acted with Miss Saunders. They all
laughed, but Miss Squires got red in
the face, and 1 was expelled. 1t is the
truth" she added defiantly. "He kisses
her when he thinks no one can see him,
and she calls him Georgia l wouldn't
call any man with whis kers Georgia.
like little boy"
"Wait until you grow up," admonish-
ed Hardy. "But. see here, Peterkin, I
know Mr.. Torrance very well. Per-
haps I can beg you off if you promise