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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
The Police Escort.

When tine illustrious visitor arrived
as the guest of the town, and was be-
ing received by the reception commit.
tee at the railway station, he saw,
drawn up in military position, two long
lines of stalwart policemen.
What are those policemen for?' he
inquired Of a committeeman near him
They are here 10 escort you through
the crow l." was the answer.
ITO escort ME through the crowd
All those policemen" he exclaimed
and added. with twinkling eye. "do
they take ne for IA baseball uE:pire?"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
Chalkinq Up a Race,

Two 1rishmen were about to run a
race to certain tree by different
routes. Suddenly Mike slapped Pat
on the back and asked how they were
to tell who reached the destination
first. After moments thought, Pat
answered:
Il tell yez. Mike. if I get there first
I'll make a mark on that tree with this
chalk. and If you get there first, you
can rub it out. Library
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
Died on the Way.

Young Daughter (saily)-oh. mann.
ma. the letter sent 10 ST. Nicholas last
Christmas died On the way,
Mother-What leads you to believe
1t died?
Young Dauehter-'Cause the post.
man jes' brought it back from the dead.
letter ONCE,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
Ate Sausaqes to Win Wife,

When Heinrich was courting Mary
he had rival, one Johann Biermann.
The two met one evening at her home
and got into a dispute as to their ca
pacity for frankfurters.
In the demonstration which followed
both ate At links. when Johann be-
came i'll and had to retire hors de COM
bat. Johann will act as best man at
the wedding.-Exchange
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
Agreed With Him.

''lf th,t rutiian undertakes to pull
my ears" said Il fellow at street cor
ner. he will have his hands full.
The crowd looked at the mans ears
and smiled
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
Fastidious.

When Il New York fireman answer.
ing an alarm attempted to enter a
Fifth avenue mansion. he was re-
quested to wipe his feet.
No doubt he is glad the butler
wasn't fastidious enough to order him
to change his hose.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10

complaints for many
years. and cannot
tell what agony |
endured from back
ache. My ii IN b s
were swollen twice
natural size and my
sight was weaken
Ing. The kidney Sc
cretions were dis
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
Down to Earth,

knicker-I know a man who can GER
tainly sweep the state.
Mrs. knicker-Well, I want you to
go to the intelligence office and get
girl who can sweep the parlor-New
York Sun.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
NOTHING MORE TO SAY.

Pardon my question, but how do
you know your wife doesn't wish you
TO take out Insurance."
We'll, I'll tell you. She's got a no.
ton I'm going to survive her and that
it will be collected by No. 9"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
Better Still.

"Of course" she said, in a tone.
redolent with sarcasm. Il am the first
girl you ever loved?"
"Of course. you are not" answered
the truthful young man, but you lre
the last"
And being a wise maid, she let it
go at that.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
II Cures While You Walk,

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous. and swollen. aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c; Don't
Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy, n. Y.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10

Two secrets of popularity are keep
a cheerful courage burning and say
nothing but pleasant things about peo.
pie or say nothing at all.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10

Did you ever hear a man with an
obese bank balance say that the love
Of money was the root of all evil?
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
RAISED FROM A SICK BED.
After osins an Invalid with Kidney
Disorders for Many Years.

John Armstrong. Cloverport. Ky.
says: Il was an invalid with kidney
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10

One of the sights of Denver-the
"Albany'S" new Orange and Colonial
restaurants
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10
"NoNE BIT THE sRAvE,"Erc.
What We Have Done.

When the hour of death comes-that
comes to high and low alike-then it
's not what we have done for ourselves
but what we have done for others,
that we think on most pleasantly
Sir Walter Scott.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10

Meet me at the Albany Fountain
Denver.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10

Al the Albany" Denver, you will
meet them ALL
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-04-10

The ancestor Of every action ia .
thought.-Emerson.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08
A Regular School OF Te'e
graphy Organize And Opened
at the Southwestern Louis
lana Industrial Lafayette,
Louisiana.

We have succeeded Ia, securing the
services OF Mr. john |. Hns!se, now
u tram dispatcher at Beaumont,
Texas, on the Santa Fe railroad to
conduct the school Of Te!e5raphy,
tevoting his entire time to this w,rlk.
which will begin December lat, 1907.
The eight hour law, which will go
into effect January lst will require
three operators for all positions We're
only two are now sufficient. Therefore
the demand for operators Will be
greatly Increased. For several years
to come 20 te|egtaphy operator viii!
ever be out Of job unless he strikes.
Write to us about entering; also
get . cataIog Of the Institute, witt.
full Information concerElng all de
oartments We have Il large bri..k
main building and two large brick
iormitories, one for each sex.
i. L. STEPHENS,
President
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08


lug them anything, aud now
they sign for the things that
are not. The $4,000 addition
al salary they receive doesn't
seem to have helped them
any, for the hotel keepers
have so increased rates that
the money might as we'll
have been left in the trea-
sury. But then hotel men
must live as we'll as other
folks.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08
Sayman's Vegetable Wonder

Positively free from lye, animal
carcass fats, coIoring matter, filters or
other harmful impurities Made d.
rect from the root of the soap plant.
Therefore absolutely pure. Match
less for the Skin, scalp, toilet bath A
most excellent sham poo, cures dand-
ruff, aI'a3s itching humors, makes the
hair soft, inpartjng that s;iEan tex-
ture priced so highly by every one
The best soap: Or bathing the baby
on account OFFS soothing, non-isrl-
tant and healing properties. Cures
Ill forms of SKIN diseases. One bar
viii last longer than three Of any or
''nary soap. Once tried always used
}. 7. Daunis, Agent,
Thibolaux, La.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08
Torture Of Women.

It was terrible torture that sIr-
Gertie Mcfarland, Of Kings Mountain
NC, describes, as foillws: Il snf[retl
dredful periodical pain aud became so
weak | was giving ~ to die, when
my husband got me Wine of Carttui.
The first dose gave relief and, with 3
hotties l ara M doing nv work. |
cannot say enough in praise of car;lui
A wonderful remedy for women's ills.
At druggist; 500.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08
Cotton Seed Meal for Poul
tary.

Mr.. w. f. Adams, of Yok
I'm Texas, writing The sout!
ern Ruralist for December
writes:
AS a chicken feed, | act
uaily believe the cotton seed
meal is as good as cut bone as
an egg pred ucer, conducive
to health, and assistance in
moulting. | found this out
accidentally. Some hens per.
sisted in stealing from the
cows feed box. / rather ex.
pected them to die, but, on
the contary, they have put
on a fine plumage and were
the best layers in the flock.
After that I began to feed
meal to them with their even.
ing meal in the proportion of
a teaspoonful to two fowls,
It must be dampened a little:
not Wet
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

Hundreds Of old college
men throughout the SontI
will be interested in the an
nouncement that the history
"s Sigma Alpha Epsilon, the
College Greek Letter Society
founded at the University Of
Albania in 1855 is to be
written. This fraternity is
noted for having contributed
more soldiers to the Confeder
ate Army than any other
c0ilalge society il existence,
Tt'llo its founder, Noble
Leslie De Vote, was the first
IAN 70 lose his life i'll the
Civil War.
The ~o:k Of compiling the
H.. tory has been given to the
"eil,known writer, William
{, Levera, of Evanston, Hi /.
nois, who is we'll known
through his many Journeys
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

sad |, J. Arthur B,ouin, Secretary OF
the said Democratic Parish Central
Committee, whose Post Office is Race
and, Louisiana, do soIelnn!y swea'
that the foregoing is true ami cor
rect copy of the Certificate Of uonl'n'
alton certifying the result OF the non
nations made 10 the Democratic pr
mary ELECTION held on January z8sh
1903, issued in.saccotdance with tae
resolution adopted BY the Democratic
Parish Central Committee OF the pat
ish of I4afourche after 4 full an' COM
plete canvass, tabulation and co:np''a-
ton of the votes cast in said elactlo n
and declaring and promnlgating the
results of the said election; which
said certificate OF nomination is issu-
ed under the authority AID BY tAs
direction Of the said Democratic Par
ish Central Committee as required by
law. So help me God. Sworn to and
subscribed before me. tais 3lst day
Of January "A. D. 1903.
Chas. j. Cou1on,
Notary Public
Fl. N. .Coulon.
Chairman Democratic Parish Cent |
al Committee, Parish Of Lafoar@he. !
j. Artur Biouin.
Democratic Parish Contra!
'om nittee, Parish Of Lafoa=che.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08
Publishers Notice.

The public is informed that Deputy
Sheriff anatole J. ago, Of Race|and,
and Mr.. Z. J. Barrios, of Loelpott,
are duly authorized solicitors, agents
and representatives Of the Sentinel
and are fully empowered 10 co!lec,
and receipt fox all accounts due.
Il. Il. DuPar, Prop.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08
congressman are feel

Congressman are feeling
the effects Of The antipass
law. They recollect with
sadness the time when they
and their families could roam
over the country at will with
out their transportation cost
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

through the Southern States
in the interest Of the organ
ization.
At present he is actively
engaged in gathering the
material for the history, and
old time members Of the socie
ty are sending him so much
data that it promises to be
unusually complete.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

There is now in the State
twenty five dry" parishes
out Of the fifty nine. Four
teen parishes have $1,000 IL
csnse. while East Carroll ard
ST. Landry slow each a Ii
rense Of three thousand dol
lars, the lareest]iquor license
charged By the parishes of
the State. CaIcasieu, Concor-
dia and rensas show licenses
of two thousand dollars each
Acadia, Catahou1a, Iberia,
Lafayette, st. Martin, Ter. |
reDonne and West Feliciana |
each a license of one thou
sand dollars Madison has a
license Of one thousand and
i've hundred dollars and
West Carroll a license Of one
thousand and seven hundred
dollars. L. 2. Banner,Demo.
,.r3F |
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08
unusually complete.

The rush Of emigrants tc
return to Europe continues,
and the figures for January
will show an enormous in.
crease over the same month
last year. Already in seven
teen days 3O.O56 Storage
passengers have left New
York az against 9674 last
year. During the same per
iod this year 1888 Storage
passengers have arrived at
New York. The increase in
eastbouud storage travel sol
far this month is 2IO per cent
and tbs outword flow is grea.
or by 800 per Cent than the
Incoming.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

Comic newspapers have
great difficulty in keeping
ahead Of the facts. One OF
them last week had a story
Of Il hospital nurse who said
to tbs surgeon after an oper-
alton that she was one sponge
short, and asked if he had
ss:wed it up il the patient,
whereupon he made a mem
orandum to add $40 for mat
er!al to biz DILL. On Sunday
there was published in the
news dispatches a story show
ing that a New York surgeon
must be short two lalf.inch
rubber tubes, one Of four
inches and one longer aud a
safety pin. 4 surgeon in
Montana operated on a
young miner Tor q pain in
the chest and found these
commodities, which had evil
deNtly been left in the
wound by a surgeon in New |
York who performed an oper|
alton on the man six nonths|
ago. Now that he learusI
v !Iert lis tubes aud his safe
ty pin are he may be expected
TO send Iii a supplementary
bill. IN. O. States.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

Mr.. Bryan has declared in a
letter to a friend at Washing
ton, that if and considerable
number of Democrats are
found to believe that he is
not the right man for the
Presidential nomination he
will gladly step aside for the
good Of the party. He also
intimates that either Johnson
Of Minnesota, Smith Of Geor.
gia or Culberson Of Texas
would be acceptable to him
as a candidate. The consi.
derable number of Democrats
will please stand up and have
their noses counted.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

We are glad the campaign
is over for several reasons.
not the least Of which is that
we are tired Of reading the
campaign matter in our ex-
changes. Newspaper readers
il We are not badly mistaken
will welcome the change
which the close Of the cam.
paign will bring about in the
character Of reading matter
appearing in most of the
weekly and daily papers.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

!T,1.ered attte Post OfSeeat Thi5odaur. La
second class matter.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08
State Of louisa

Par.s! Of Lafourcle
j, ID, n. Cou!op. Chairman of the
Democratic Parish Central Committee
Of ., me parish CT afMrche, whose
Po8t btfice IS Th.b0:laux, Louisiana
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

FER YEAR, y ADvA>cE.......sl.0o
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

official Journal Of the Parish Of
Lrfonrche.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

fuhscr!he~e n!lafaii forccetvetlI7ir, cape.
I. t,7ne should notify Us without DELAY.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-02-08

~ Fully prepared to do job work
of every Inscription.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-30

neutral ground Cass Lake pre-
ferred, on Sunday, Nov. 8.
The players of both teams to
consist only of those who Partlc1-
pated in either of the games
recently played between these two
teams at Grand Rapids and
Bemidji.
No substitute to be allowed out.
side of the players who actually
participated in either of these two
games.
A referee, mutually agreeable to
both teams. to be selected from
any other city except Grand
Rapids and Bemidji, the other
officials also to be neutral men.
If the Grand Rapids team
accepts this proposition Company
K is more than willing to try con-
illusions with the "Rapids" men,
who recently won a game from the
locals, purely through "huke."
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-30
VOTE TICKET STRAIGHT
USED BY BARREL BUNCH
Men Who Are "Knifing" Congressman
Stevenson, Prime Movers ':Party
Loyalty Exhorttng.

The character of the campaign
that is being put up in this city
against Hon. c.. w. Stanton, judge of
the district court, and non-partisan
candidate for election as judge, on
the ground that all should vote the
straight ticket" is about on par with
the campaign for congressman.
Hon. Halvor Stevenson is the
republican candidate for congress-
man from this district; and the hope.
less minority who are yelling vote
the straight ticket" for B. F. Wright,
republican candidate for judge, are
quietly knitting" Congressman
STEVENSON.
Vote the straight ticket" doesn',
always fit snugly; and the independ'
emit voters will be heard from in
large numbers next Tuesday, wher
Judge Stanton will be retained on the
bench, because he has fairly wor
the position by having more than
made good" on the bench, as an
efficient jurist.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-30
THE BIG MILES BLOCK
IS CHANGING OWNERSHIP
C. H. Bacon Goes to Minneapolis to
Close the Deal to Purchase
The Property.

C. M. Bacon of this city left yes.
ter day afternoon for Minneapolis to
complete the final details of purchas.
ing the Miles Block in this city from
c.. H. Miles.
Mr.. Bacon stated that the pur.
chasing price is in the near neigh
borhood of $4,000 and that the
transfer is practically completed
The papers are to be signed either
today or tomorrow in the mill
City,"
The Miles Block is one of the
largest buildings in this city, it hav
ing been erected by Charles H. Miles
in 1901. The ground floor is being
used for George & Gerald's buffet
and for Schneider Brothers large
clothing house, the two upper floors
being rented for office purposes.
Mr.. Bacon was accompanied by
A. P. White, president of the Lum
bermen's National Bank of this city,
who will act as his financial agent ir
the transaction.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-30

The Company K football team of
this city will play game against
the Park Rapids city team at the
downtown park in this city Sunday
afternoon at $3.50 o'clock.
While not much is known of the
strength of the visiting team, Park
Rapids has a number of old-time
football players and all-around athe-
letes who are good at any branch
of sport, and in any game in which
that town has representatives, they
always make a good showing.
Many of the players there have
participated in high school games
in the past and have had lot of
football experience.
In view of the fact that the Com
pany K team will probably play the
Grand Rapids team for a big side
bet in the near future, much interest
is being manifested in the playing of
the locals and no doubt big crowd
will turn out Sunday to see the game
with Park Rapids.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-30
Gave Halloween Party.

Miss Mabel Brown, who teaches
the fifth grade in the public
schools, gave delightful Hallow-
cen party at her rooms in the
George Kirk residence on Lake
Boulevard last evening.
The house was prettily decorated
with jack-a-lanterns and autumn
leaves and certainly presented a
most pleasing effect.
About ten "ghostly'' friends
were present and few original
games were played as we'll as the
usual Halloween customs.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-30
BLOOSTON'S RESTAURANT
OPENS SATURDAY NIGHT
Famous Chef from Hampshire Arms, y
Minneapolis Will serve Free
Lunch at Opening.

The new Blooston Restaurant,
which L. Blooston is putting in his
place of business, will be opened to
the public Saturday evening, at
which time will be inaugurated the
latest quick-meal. establishment in
the city. = l..
For some time past Mr.. Blooston
has contemplated putting in a res
taurant and the plans which he has
formed for conducting the restau-
rant have been perfected and he will
be ready for the patronage of the
public, beginning tomorrow evening.
Mr.. Blooston has engaged the
services of Alexander Sylvester, for
merly head chief in the Hampshire
Arms, one of the leading cafes of
Minneapolis, and Mr.. Sylvester will
have full charge of the good things
to eat, which will be served at the
Blooston Restaurant.
A feature of the opening tomorrow
evening will be splendid free lunch,
which will consist of all the delica-
cies. of the season served in the
inimitable manner for, which Mr..
Sylvester has won fame.
1t is the intention of the Blooston
restaurant to have at all times hot
lunches for those who desire a quick
"morsel of edibles" served in the
best style.
No doubt the opening tomorrow
evening will be we'll patronized
by the citizens of Bemidji and tran
sients who are in the city at that
time.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-30
THE STEEL TRUST BARREL
is "TAPPED" BY THE NEWS
Latest Backers of B. F. Wright 'Come In to the News
l. Man, and He Prints Coulmn on .Vote the Ticket
Straight for Mr.. Wright

News, we can truthfully say that it
was dictated to the "big-mit man"
of the News, over the telephone, ard
at the other end Of the phone was
B.-F. Wright, the man who is con-
Quoting a clean campaign" and
travelling as twin brother with the
man who controls the steel trust
barrel," A. L. Thwing.
The republican candidate for
judge of the district court stoops
pretty low when he accuses Judge
Stanton of debating to the governor
of this state as to whom the latter
shall appoint as officials.
AS the Pioneer has before men,
toned, the voice of the people," to
which Mr.. Wright refers with a
great gusto, severely rebuked Mr..
Wright on the only two occasions
when he was candidate for office.
The Office which MIR. Wright sought
was that of county attorney. If
Ben" Wright is such an able attor-
neY, and so we'll fitted for the
exalted office of judge of the district
court, why did his home people decis.
lively defeat him for the office of county
attorney on the only two occasions
that he was a candidate for public
office?
Mr.. Wright writes his own press
notices; and when he had his news
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-30
Halloween Ball Friday Night.

A Halloween bail will be given in
the city hall on Friday evening,
under the auspices of the committee
of the fire department..
1t is the intention of the pro-
moters of the dance to make it a
very enjoyable affair.
The Bemidji orchestra will furn
ish music and every attention will
be given to the dancers. All who
can should attend this ball, as a
good time is assured.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-30
PIay at BraInerd Tomorrow.

The Brainerd Dispatch says OF
the football game which will be
played at Brainerd tomorrow be-
tween the Bemidji and Brainerd
high school elevens:
"Saturday afternoon the Bemidjl
High school football team will
play on the Mckay grounds.
Bemidji has a strong team though
the loss of Capt. Lycan, their full
back. will be a big loss for the up
staters, nevertheless they are ex-
pected to put up good article OF
football.
"Heretofore Brainerd has held
herself down to some extent by not
playing all of her fancy and trick
plays, but in the game the coming
Saturday they are going to loosen
up, and the spectators will be
treated to a series of plays that
will show the open> style of foot.
ball, better than has ever beer
shown in this city.
"COach Sanborn has been doing
good work with his men this weel
and they are now in as gocc
physical condition as is possible
and with fair luck, Bralnerd ought
to take Bemidjl's scalp.
The game will be followed by {
dance in the Elk's hall for the bene
fit of the large crowd of rooters ex
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-30

If it was needed to procure tang
ible evidence to prove that the
barrel' of Mr.. 'Thwing and the
gigantic United States Steel Trust
had been opened to the hackers of
B. F. Wright of Park Rapids in his
candidacy for the judgeship, one has
but to read the Beltrami County
News of yesterday, which reproduces
a long screed concerning Judge
Stanton of this city, and which was
dictated over the telephone to Ger.
tain local manager.
The long-wlnded "speiel," which
probably cost Mr.. Wright a neat
round sum to repeat over the phone
to the local doodle" sheet, is
fathered by our friend Chris, with
the same wise smile with which he
fathered" the attacks in his erst
while Daily News, which died a.
bornin' when certain local cor.
poratlon failed to come inn to the
real owner of the plant with a
bunch of the long green"
The attempts to besmirch the pub
lie and private life of Judge Stanton
will be taken with grain of SALT
by the decent people of this city, all
of whom have little use for the News
and it's boodle.grabbing proclivities.
In order that the people of
Bemidji may know just who was
responsible for the article in the