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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Econemx &c costlx Fooda
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The economy Of expensive foods n Nx-
planned by the fact that digestion, at least
an man. is dependent upon flavors, without
which it is SO defective that we do not OBJ
FAR as experiments go, they substantiate
these assertions. for the sight and smell OF
pleasing food starts the flow OF digestive
while ~disagreeable odors and sights
stop it. Delicatessen. them would seem
70 be staples, for they are necessary. The
talk OF being able to subsist on a few
cents q day Is simply nonsense and leads
TO deterioration OF health. What seems
TO be extravagant In food purchases may
be wholesome Instinct. The high cost OF
living is partly due to the cost OF the flaw
ors we need. We recommend these ideas
70 our worthy dietetic Economists. Lay
may not be SO foolish as the physiolo-
Eists themselves.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Catarrh Cannot Be cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can.
not reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh
is a blood or constitutional disease, and in
order to cure 1t you must take Internal rem
edies. Halls Caterrh Cure is taken inter
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not
q quack medicine. 1t was prescribed by one
of the best physicians in this country for
years and Is a regular prescription. 1T liz
composed of the best tonics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect COM
bination Of the two ingredients is what pro-
duces such wonderful results in curing Ca.
tarrh. Send for testimonials free.
F. j. CHENEY 4 Co, Toledo. q.
Sold by Druggists, price T5c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
A 800 Pound Sunssh.
'o1n the San Francisco Oh

from the San FRANCISCO Chronicle.
Fishermen in the employ of the Western,
Fish company made a remarkable catch
Is miles outside the Heads yesterday.
While fishing from the Farragut they felt
a hard tug on one of the lines and a few
minutes later hauled on deck a giant sun
fish.
The fish weighed 300 pounds and meas
ured five feet in length. AS might be ex-
pected, he put up a hard fight. Sunhshi
are rarely captured off this coast, as they
are natives of Japan. The big fish at
tracted a world of attention along the
waterfront when placed on exhibition.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Rowing and Ro,inq.

A man hired a southern negro to go
out with him to fish. The man was
doing all the rowing, and, finally turn
Ing to his helper. asked him if he
couldn't row. mo, boss was the re-
ply. SO the man did all the rowing,
and when he had caught all the fish he
wanted. rowed to the shore and
climbed the bank with the fish. Turn
ing around, he saw the negro rowing
the BOAT away with vigorous strokes,
and, calling to him, said: Il thought
you told me you couldn't row." oh,
d1d you mean pull de boat, boss? /
hough you meant could I ro'-like a
lion"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Small Talk of
Fads and Fashions
The lapel is seen or everything.
Flame waists are to be much worn.
Ottoman silk is a favorite in millin-

me p is seen on everything.
Flannel waists are to be much worn.
ottoman silk Is q favOrite in millin-
cry.
Skirts are narrow and trains posi-
lively skinny.
There will be an unusual demand for
satin this year.
The age for things oriental is quite
as virulent as ever.
The modern muff consists of staring
eyes and wagging tails.
Schoolgirls e immense fiat hats
of plush or beaver.
Paris will make use of skunk as a
trimming n in small furs.
Plum and prune color is a favorite
in elaborate street suits.
The one .eyelet pump will be worn in
the house all this winter.
Peacock tints. beautifully blended,
are the success Of the hour.
Most buttons now have a protecting
ring OF metal, bone or.horn.
Buttons of all sizes are more en-
ployed than for years and years.
Large headed hair pins and barrettes
will almost cover the head.
The two toned striped stockings are
the most fashionable hosiery.
French lingerie, brought over for
brides. shows much less elaboration.
Laces showing an intermingling of
metal thread are fashionable.
Furs to the f1imsiest chiffons are be-
dizened more or less with braid.
The tabot of white net is still stylish
with dressy tailor-mades.
Brown Is smart, but only In the
llghter and more unusual shades.
Though several sorts Of overskirts
ngure skirts proper are untrimmed.
Coat revers are long, often extending
down almost to the waistline.
The American Beauty waistcoat adds
a smart touch to a black coat suit.
One fad is the employment of black
chiffon with colored cloth and silk
gowns.
Dog collars come in links OF solid Jet
or In links studded with cut let beads.
1t Is a noticeable feature of the cir
dies that they all fasten at the side.
1t Is a fancy just now to line fir
coats with brocade in the shade Of the
skin.
Single buttons at prices current in
3ewelry departments are not at all un-
usual.
Little neck pieces, composed OF fur
bands and %ruffles. are the thing lust
now.
The walking suit that typifes the
adaptations has a coat which
escapes the skirt hem by an inch.
For tailor-mades ruching Of linen.
plated tiny and extremely narrow-in
fact. Just a line-is fashionable.
In fur neck pieces the fiat stole is
accorded a second place by the newer
shawl shaped capes that end at the
A new chain girdle In various color
such as white and gold, |
blue and gold. taupe and gold, is very
A smart coat is fastened across the
waistcoat with frogs of green corded
SILK, slung from the buttons on the
cloth.
NUTS are square, of bad form, and
much larger than those Of last year.
there was a return of favor to
smaller types. They are adorned
with heads and tails. frequently in
groups Of three.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
WORLDS HIGHEST
CAFE IN SWITZ

What is probably the highest restau-
rant in the world has been opened at
the Eismeer station Of the Jungfrau
railway In switzerland It is 10, 900 feet
above sea level, close to the summit of
the mountain. The food is not cooked
by means Of ordinary fuel, but by cleo
tricity generated by the Lutschine wa
terfall. deep down in the valley below.
With an expenditure Of go kilowatts Of
electr1cal energy 1t is possible to pre-
pare a five course dinner for q Marty
Of 100 persons in a short time. The
guests are accommodated in a large
hall hewn out of the solid rock and
heated by electricity. The view from
the huge windows comprises mountain
scenery. which for grandeur perhaps
no equal in the world.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
AUTUMN NOVELTIES.
From Harper's Bazaar.

What are 'engagements?" They are
the mitten sleeves If gauze, net. or
lace which mould the forearm. eking
out the three-quarter or half-lenpth
fabric sleeve. and half covering the
hand. 80
And the moyeneux? It is that mid
die piece Of waist trimming which IN.
tervenes between the material Of the
dress itself n the uppermost bit Of
lace that forms the collar. chemisette
or tucker. Often the moyeneux Is Of
lace or filet. dyed to match the dress.
II Is made over ~self-colored or light
color. A
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
What Bothered Him.

From the Chicago Record-Herald.
Why are you so thoughtful. DAN
iel?" asked the mother of the beautiful
girl who had just been married to a
titled foreigner.
You know I'm to hand over SIS. 600. :
oOO," the brides father answered.
Yes; but curely you are not worried
about that. You nave $50, 900, 600 more
you know"
IT amt givin' up the none that
bothered about, but I wish i knew
whether it's to be considered by our
soninlaw as tribute or indemnity"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31

From the Baltimore A~merican-Star.
Professor Robert Williams Wood, tho
distinguished scientist of Johns Hop-|
kins, who says that Companions arc
odeious,' and thereupon proceeds To-
write the odes, has this in his remarks
ably clever Animal Analogs:
Good Mr.. Darwin once contended
That beetles were from bees descended.
And as my pictures show, i think.
The beet must be the missing link,
The sugar beet and the honey bee
Supply the beetles pedigree;
The family is now complete
The bee, the beetle, and the beet.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Start the New Year Rightl

pleasant company to themselves and
others.
But, you say-"l'n take a course Of
Spring medicine to clean me out NEXT
April"
Not considering your duty to yourself
and family, isn't it certain that to leave
the body full of poison all winter, and
then suddenly attempt to force out all
Impurities by one violent attack is danger
Gus. absurd and unreasonable?
Keep clean inside all the time. That's
the simple solution.
II you can not diet, or keep your mech
anism going by proper exercise, the SELF
evident alternative is to take Cascarets.
the sweet, fragrant, harmless little vege-
table tablets. that act like exercise on
your bowels, and gently but powerfully
clean out and disinfect the whole diees-
tive canal.
A cascaret every night before going to
0eo VIII work while you sleep" and
make you feel fine in the morning"
If you have been n~eglecting yourself
for some time. take a Cascaret night and
morning and break up the "constipated
habit without acquiring a "eatharuo
habit"
cascarets are sold by an druggists, 1oc.
Csc and SOC. Tho loc size trial box is a
neat fit for the vest pocket or lady's purse,
Be sure to get the genuine, With tho
"iong-iailed C"on the box and the letter.
"ccc" on each tablet. They are never
sold in bulk.
- FREE TO OUR FRIENDSi
We want to send to our friends a beautiful
Ffench-destgned GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX
hart-enameled in colors. Il Is a beanfv fnr III
dressing table. Ten cents In stanps g asked as 4
measure Of Eeod tzith and to cover cogt ofCascarets
WITH which this dirty trinket Is loaded. m
Send today. maintaining thas paper. Address
Stsssng Remedy Company. Chicago q new YesE.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
WE SELL GUNS AND TRAPs CHEAP
Z buy Fnrs & Hides. Write for catalos 1OU
N. w. Hide & Fur Co. Minneapolis, MINI.
A Natural Lifebuoy.

The boatman had been angered by
the assinine behavior of a young fellow
among the party which he had taken
for q sail. When the boat spranp 4
leak far out from the shore the boat-j
mar somewhat allayed the alarm of the
rest OF the party by serving out lif0
belts, but he gave no belt to the wouldl
be wit.
Where's mine?" said tho terrified
youth.
Don't you worry, my lad" said the
bcatman, with a vindictive smile. You
don't need no life belt. You'll never
be drowned. A Teller with an cad aa
'oller as your'n can't sink. Natures
given you n nat-ral l%ifebuoy."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Impotence Rebuked.
From the Areonant

The minister of a certain parish in!
scotland was walking one misty night
through a street of the village when he,
fell into a deep hole. There was no
ladder by which he could make his
escape. n he began to shout for help.
A laborer passing, heard his cries, and,
looking down, asked who he was. The
minister told him, w~hereupon the
laborer remarked: "Weel, weel, We
medina kick up SIGH a noise. You'll
no be needed afore Sawbath, an this
is only Wednesday NIGHT"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
~ TART the new year with a clean
~ mind and a clean body!
Most people are very neat
- and clean In their ortward

1880
W and clean in their outward
appearance, but how about the inside ?
Are you clean inside7
And If not. how a you face the New
Year with clean thoughts, clear intelli-
Eence. a fair, just, and bright mind, and
your full share of capacity for work and
snioyment.
The holidays are over and ~everybody's
had a good time-perhaps a little too much
OF q good time. Over-eating and over
drinking have been the rule ever since
Thanksgiving Day.
Many people get little exercise in winter
n breathe much stuffy, o~ver-heated in
Gde air.
At the same time they eat too much rich
and indigestible food. while fresh fruit and
fresh vegetables are scarce in the market.
So stomach and bowels are liable to be
over-taxed.
Clog up. stretch and paralyze the large
intestine by oyer-stutting it with undi-
gested food, so it can not carry off the
useless refuse, and it backs up" the
sewage, and compels the small intestine
to absorb the poison of decaying matter.
instead Of wholesome nou7ishment.
That's what must happen. Isn't IT plain
rs day?
What's the RESULT
Nearly everybody gains in flesh" in
The winter time, but its pussy fat-not
healthy flesh and muscle. The liver gets
inactive; the bile doesn't work off,;
the eyes get yellow; the skin gets dead
Ike putty and pale like dough. with boils.
Pimples. ~blackheads. l~iver-spots to break
the %monotony.
Dizziness. headaches. blurred vision.
soul breath. sleeplessness and a temper
He q Wild cat make such persons very
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Uncle Hiram,s Deduction.

. SHS GAiSd6o IeCSHQ-I1SIdlQ.
Who are them people livin' next
door?' asked Mrs. Gadsby's Uncle Hir-
I'm.
II don't know" she replied.
I s'pose they've just moved imp,
NO; I think they have lived there
for a good many years.
Amt they d%ecent7"
II really don't know. I have never
heard anything about them"
HIM! Gosh! You people must be
mighty well off,"
What has our financial condition to
do with the people who live next
door,"
why. you don't seem to ever have
to borrow anything"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Omitted.

The two old neighbors had met on
the street.
"Mornin' Sam" said the first. II hear.
your son Bill has got through college
successfully.
Yep" said the other.
Learn anything"
yep"
What's he got out Of it chiefy?"
He kin speak seven languages"
"Fine!"
oh, l dunno. Trouble is they forget
to teach him any idees to express with
EN-"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
interesting Inforn,+ioa

We can learn from ali men, ever
from the hurnblest," said a well known
detective, at a police banquet. Turn
p deaf ear to no man. The lowliest
tramp may have information of in.
credlbie interest for you.
Il we'll remember" continued the
detective, smiling, "a walk l once took
down Market street. As l strobe along,
proud and happy. a rose In my button"
mole II a gold-headed cane in nv
hand, a drunken man had the inpu-
dence to stop me.
Amt o Mr.. Adair?' he said.
Yes, said J.. What of it?'
Mr.. Adair the detective?' he hic-
coughed.
Yes. sir. Who are your / asked
tmpatiently.
Mr.. Adair,' said the untidy wretch.
as he laid his hand on my shoulder to-
Keep himself from falling, I'll tell Won
who am, Mr.. Adair. Pm-hic-the
husband Of your washerwoman.'
We'll, what of that?' said /.
My scorn brought a sheer to the
mans lips. and he said:
You see, you don't know eyery-
thing, Mr.. Adair.' wy
What don't I know?' 1 demanded
Wen, Mr.. Adair,' said he, Won
don't know that-hic-Im wearin' ono
OF your new white Shirts"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Not Ambitious.

From Everybody's Magazine.
AFTER a s~corching days work old Ben
snlth lighted his corncob pipe and sat,
Gown on the little wharf to rest. Near
nm lay an alligator. the visible result of.
ms iabors. A tourist from the north ap-,
proached and loftily remarked: "Ah. L see.
you have an alligator"
No answer.
1T is amphibtous, is 1t not"
The Q nettled the old man.
'Amphtbious. hill" he growled. "He,d
bite yer arm off before We could saw .Ja,h'
Robinson"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Out of His Line.

FTOM Lie.
Good morning sir" says the lady. en-
tering the studio Of the famous portrait
painter. II wish to ngage you to paint
portrait"
Il shall be delighted, madam"
on" A~s
Pardon me, madam, but I am NOT a
landscape artist"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
No offensa Meant.

Doctor-"Your wife is in a critical state.
l should advise you to call in some spe-
clal1st to consult on the case,
Husband-"I told my wife long g she
ought TO get proper medical advice. but
she thought you would be offended"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31

How to burn smoke, avoid sparks
eliminate combustible matter are
of railway locomotive build
ers in Holland. All railway locomo-
ives before acceptance must be pro
vided especially with a continuance for
burning smoke and preventing sparks
emission.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Horrid Thina..

From the Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. Goodsole. 1 told the editors OF that
paper 1 didn't want them to print my pic
ture, but they went right ahead and did n
Mrs. Chillicon-Kearney. Yes; it was a
mean trick. The picture looked Just like
you, too, didn't It?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
FROM THE SPICE BOX.
GETTING In,

lings."
Il give it up. How do the peaches get
into these tight gowns,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
II You Are a Tribe sen,,t,ve

II 1ou Aro a Trfhe Sensftfve
About the size Of your shoes, it's a satisfac-
ton to know you can wear smaller shoes by
spr1nkling Aliens Foot-Ease into them.
When rubbers or overshoes become necss-
sary and your shoes pinch, Aliens Foot
ease gives instant relief. Sold Everywhere,
zoe. Sample, FREE. Address Allen s. Ohm.
sted, LIE Roy, N. Z. Accept no substitute.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31

PILES CURED IN 9 TO IA DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case Of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud-.
SOC.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Too Many In It.

Guide Gas the birds start upl-sboo+,
Shoot!
Amateur Sportsman ~yousl
Why-er-aw-there'e SO many birds
they confuse me, and I don't know
which n to shoot at.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31

There 10 a queer thing about debt
notes the New York Times. THE fast,
or we run In the more we get be-
hind"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
No Ionoer s.oro4

From the Chicago Tribune.
Does your husband belong to any 60
cret societies" inquired Mrs. Kawner
No. answered Mrs. Middleblok. IT
have found out the name of every one Of
them"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Practical.

"A young man has telegraphed me
that he has jus welded my daugh-
ter" "'
Il hope he's a good. practical man.
L guess he is. He wired me collect"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Twas Comino.

Grace-Do you think I'm p~resentable
today?
!. Edith-Depends upon what kind OF
q gift anybody wants.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31

SHIP your HIues and furs to Andersen
Bros, and get 10 to SO per cent more
money.
shipment OF hides or furs is vo,, can
always obtain more spot cash by shin
ping them to Andersen Bros, Of Min
neapolis, MINI.
They are the oldest and most relia ble
fur house in the Northwest, backed bv
20 Years OF honest dealings. Anyone in
have a copy of their famous hunters
and ~trapper's guide.
1t contains $50 pages Of the most val
liable information to hunters and trap
pers.
The regular price Of this valuable
Write to them today for free booklet
price list. shipping tags. etc. They are
all free. Address Andersen Bros. Dent
liz. Minneapolis, MINI.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31

The wine froze in Flanders in 1861
and the soldiers to whom 1t was dist
tributed had to cut it in pieces with
hatchets.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31

Uncle zeke (back from the city,
You talk about cheap ridin'! I rode 20
miles on a street k'yar an all it cost
me was a nicke
Uncle Jed-Gosh! That amt nothin'
When I was har last year I rode to
the top O the tallest buildin' in town,
an 1T didn't cost me a blamed cent!
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
New Style.

New style.
Pastor-Mary. are you quite sure
this man is YOU affinity?
Bride-Yes, sir.
Pastor-John, are you quite sure
this woman is you affinity?
Groom-Yes, sir.
Pastor-Very well. I hereafter pro-
nounce you man and superman.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31

Switzerland protects one Of it's great
est natural by a law forbid
ding the transmission into foreign
countries Of electricity generated by
granted by the federal council. revoc-
able, If necessary for the public good.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
only One "BaoMo auIN1NE,.

Thatis LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE. Loor.
Tor the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the
world over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31

A hole a been bored 1 n Silesia to a
depth Of 1000 feet.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
Fate.

I shot an arrow in the air,
Nor marked the course on which it
sped.
Then. jumping cats, how 1 did swear,
The blamed thing landed on my head.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31
q Rnaster

M1rs. Wfnsiow.s ,ooTDIFo rxsU- rsr GhiIdres
tecthtng; sottsns the gums, reaucsS -iunsunaIlon. M
We pam. cures w1ON co'N 9Ncepr. \ pCttls
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-12-31

Snip our hides and furs to Andersen
Bros, and get 10 to so per cent more
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-01-15
Our First War Vessels.

The outbreak of the Revolutionary
war found the patriots without navy.
Congress had to create one. Four mcr-
chantmen were first purchased, hastily
equipped with guns and sent to sea as
cruisers, but their defects as war YES
sells soon became so apparent that con-
gress determined at once to set about
the building of a navy. On Oct. 3.
1TT5. congress ordered two cruisers
built, and on Dec. Is the order was in
creased to five thirty-two gun ships.
five twentyeight gun ships and three
twentyfour gun ships. They We're to
be ready for the sea by the following
April. The names given to the thirteen
vessels were Boston. Congress. Effing
ham. Delaware. Hancock. Montgomery
Providence. Raleigh. TrNmbull. Vir-
ginia, Warren. Washington and Ran
dolph. These were the first war yes
sells constructed in the United States
The first commander in chief was Eze
kiel Hopkins of Rhode Island. young
brother of Congressman Stephen Hop
kins. He was appointed to this higl
office on Dec 30, 1873.