The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-05
DRIFT WOOD

A Toledo widow has been granted an injunction to prevent q certain man in that city from making love to her. He however, before she had the injunction issued. It seems he was too persistent even for widow.
 When a man lays a cornerstone he feels like cackling.
 The automobilist never breaks the speed record when he is riding in a hearse.
 The camel Is said to be able to carry a bigger load than an elephant. No to think he only 1 drinks watsr.S
 One thing that seems absolutely in- eompatible is the fact that George never told He in his life.
 The. fact. that plea of insanity has been introduced as last resort to save in her smaller elites. Funny to think that matches are made in heaven and yet are used. for the purpose of lighting cigarettes.
  There is always some man around to second any kind of motion" says philosopher. Yes, any kind of motion but thd motion of working. but all right for a candidate to point (with pride.l
 Though ninety-ntne ,peop!e out O. e hundred seem to think so there is no such word in the English lansrsge as alright"
 It's great ambition for an Amt ri- ari some broken doWn and rotten Enro- pean title and then have trouble all the rest of Ter days, through scandal and newspaper aotOriety. Great ainbt- Confidence is comp. . ely restored with everyDoly down thls way except the fellow who unsuceessfully tries to borrow i've dollars
 That this age is very snobbish in
 manner most emphatic Also that the modern human mind
 would seem erratic
 Just a b't.
 When today boy is sIneared up round
 motor automatic Fof his momner lifts her eyebrows,
 says. "oh, it's aristocratic;
  Rhinoceros, lion and boar and bear. Trembling and waiting in a way ab-, To be properly killed at dollar a
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 The next time you go to eat an onion remember that t is said to bring on cancer, not only that. but think of the Don't give your husband box of ci- Some other way you cOntrive, Ask for two dollars to buy him a box And he's certain to give you five.
 Mir Taft has not yet decided upon a single man for his cabinet. Many are waiting, however. In open-mouthed ex- pectation.
 A Georgia court has ruled that ste- nographers are neither artists nor la borers. We contradict part of this cry stenographers who are artists when 1t comes to putting on the paint
 Good Days of Now. On the days of the bright golden Oh the e days of the log nres glow. Oh the days of the time when the With the joy bells that ring cross oh the days of the sweet apple cider.
 The hickory nuts cracked on the The busy %SS''H folks hurrying. children skurrying For Christmastide over the earth. Oh the days of the good savory cook For 6hrstmas-how mother stirs While the girls and the boys don't make any noise
 They're so good they scarce make Oh the days of the thinking and plan A present to suit everyone, | Children delirious at bundles myste-
 rious--
 Oh. isn't 1t oceans of fun? Oh the days of the happy young lovers Who meet with most furtive | glance; i Oh the nights when they're filing in | couples a-smiling, Away to some big country dance. l Oh the days of the year. they are many | But none are as joyful l VOW, | As the fixing and rushing and courting | and blushing,
 Christmastide glad days of Now. l P. H. A.