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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

A suggestion for 1908: Take Garfield Tea
to establish and maintain normal action
of the digestive organs, to purify the blood
cleanse the system and to bring Good
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07
II Won suffer from Asthma

or Bronchitis get immediate relief by
using Browns Bronchial Troches.
Contain no harmful drugs.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07
Relief for chokinu.

A raw egg swallowed Immediately
will generally carry a fish bone or
other substance down which cannot
be removed from the throat by8fhe ut.
most exertion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousandsof
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, f1broid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, fiatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it2
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

Let no man presume to give advice
to others who has not first given good
counsel to himself.-Seneca.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

This woman says THAT sick
women should not fair to try
lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound as she did.
Mrs. A. Gregory, of 1855 Lawrence
St., Denver, Col, writes to Mrs.
Pinkham:
II was practically an invalid for six
years, on account of female troubles
I underwent an operation by the
doctors advice, but in few months /
was worse than before. A friend ad-
vised Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and it restored me to perfect
health, such as / have not enjoyed In
many years. Any woman suffering as
I did with backache, bearing-down
pains, and periodic pains, should not fail
to use Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Comnoundn
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07
Inactive Koreans.

A German tourist expressed the
opinion that doing nothing Is the ma
tional occupation of Koreans.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. kllnes
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 500
trial bottle and treatise, DR., +: Il. khne'
Id. osl Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

ONLY ONE .sROMO OUININE.
That Il LAXATIVE BROMO pUiNINE. Look for
the signature of ID. w. GROVE. Used tho World
over 70 Cure q Cold In One Day. Be.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

Remember It's q poor resolution
that will not hold water.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07
WORK wEAkENs KIDNEYS.
The Experience Of Mr.. Woods 10 the
Experience of Thousands Of Others.

Bernard p. Woods OF Jackson street,
Homecoming, Md, says: Hard work
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

Brains can make money, but money
cant make brains.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

It's easy to swear off-and just as
easy to fall off little later.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

The greatest Is he who Is most true
to the principle of duty.-Channing.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

Italy Has Largest Churches.
Italy owns the worlds three largest
churches-St. Peters, Rome; The Du-
ONO, Milan; and st. Pauls at Rome.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

1OIAi ..s.s....s....s. .9lUu
Above is sufficient seed to grow 35 bu.
of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-
liant flowers and all is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOB lie,
or IL you send Ice, we will add a package
of Berliner Earliest Cau1ihower. John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. K. & w.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07

PILES CURED IN TO Ia DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching, Blind Bleeding or Protruding Piles In
ito IA days or money refunded. Soc.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07
Perue,a in Tablet Form.

For two years DIR. Hartman and his
assistants have necessarily labored to
create Peruna in tablet form, and their
strenuous la bors have just been crowned
with success. People who object to
liquid medicines can now secure Peruna
Tablets, which represent the medicinal
ingredients of Peruua. Each tablet is
equivalent to one average dose of
Peruna.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07
Something New Under the sun.

A lady in Illinois sent us 12c year ago
for our remarkable collection of vegetable
and flower seeds and sold 1915 worth
therefrom or made 3l4go. That's new.
just send this notice with l2c and re
ceive the most original seed and plant
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07
AND THERE WAsy

Juvenile Drummer-There ought to
be a great opening for a pushing
young fellow in this country.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-02-07
my Wife and | Are Strong
Believers in Pe-ru-na."

CataFTE and La Grippe.
Rev. Geo. a. e. Troutman, me-,
Washington, No., writes: "My wife
and are strong believers In Peruna.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
VINITA PEOPLE TO
SEE GREAT DRAMA
Exceptional Interest in an Ameri-
can Pastoral Play Pronounced
Nearly a Classic

Much interest is a attached TO the
forthcoming production Of The Volunteer
Organist" which win shortly hold the
boards at the Auditorium. tomorrow night
The play is Of the pastoral order and is
and ideal in its way The story Of the
drama is simple. and is blended with
genuine comedy and exceptional pathos.
Advance criticisms Of the show speak in
glowing terms Of the cast and scenic ef-
fects. There is not dull moment
throughout the play and the plot is never
permitted 70 drag. II might be likened
to several other well-known plays Of the
pastoral sort in the quaintness Of the
characters presented and in the realism
Of It's reproduction of phases Of rural life,
but il differs from the usual run in some
ways also. II is without such time~worn
melodramatic elements as deey-dyed
villain. a prosecuted heroine, an old will
and murderer; and, furthermore. it is con-
structed out Of popular song. The story
it tells is Of every day people in a New
England hill town, with the common
touches Of sentiment and humor, and the
sermon il breaches is the good old SER
mon on temperance in physical indul-
gence and lberality in religion. The
danger Of alcoholic intoxicants the wick
edness Of hypocrisy and the saving grace
Of sincere religious professions and strict
ly moral conduct are all properly shown.
One Of the special features is the rend-
ering Of those beautiful solos The Holy
City" and The Palms" and Trinity
Church Choir boys with special scenic eff
fects. by Master William Nelson. boy
soprano and boy choir from Trinity Church
New York.
-Four distinct. massive sets Of scenery
are carried by the company together with
every electrical device known that could
possibly enhance the beauty Of the piece.
Besides a force Of stage carpenters and
electricians are with the company, it is
always necessary to greatly augment
the working force at the theatres where
"The Volunteer Organist" plays to facili-
tate the handling Of the scenery and pro-
perties the drama calls for.
Il win indeed be a production on a
most elaborate scale and people here are
congratulating themselves that they win
at last have the opportunity Of Witness
ing the drama Of the age that has pleased
all classes and received the endorsement
Of the pulpit press and public.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
COUNTY FAIR PLEASEs
A GREAT AUDIENCE

The entertainment put on by local tall
ent under the auspices Of the Congrega-
tional church last evening was a bowling
success. The Teddy bear song and chorus
was excellent. Little Alma Mccartney
the soloist sangin fine voice. The chorus
girls were excellent. The solos of Miss
Mable Gunter, Miss Huggens, Miss Renolds
and Miss Haynes. were far above the
average. Among the hits Of the evening
were Madam Cariose. impersonated by
Gaylord N. Bebout; the Irish Monologue by
Fred Woodland; Aunt Mary by Mrs X. NJ.
Swain; Saphonia Perkins. by Mrs. Schoen-
born Widow Smifhers by Miss Eifie Quigley;
The Jenning Brown Of Miss Maude :Hyden
Mr.. and Mrs. Switzenberger. by f. w.
Stryker and Miss Clara Emmons; Parson
Briggs, By Russell Elliott; Mrs. Brown. by
Mrs. Pearl White; Hiram Green and his
bride. Fred Woodard and Mrs E. w. Stryk-
er; Widower Jones by Pat Mahoney T..
H. Parker as Prof Sparatti ard the Boss
Jones Of II. J. Swarts.
The scene Of this show was a typical
county fair with its throng Of rural visit
ors Perhaps no show yet seen in Vinita
has given such universal satisfaction as
the County Fair
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

You are lucky" said the first moth
er to the second, lin having a brown
eyed baby" Where does the luck
come in besides that OF his being good
looking" inquired the second. BE
cause brown-eyed babies are immune
from many OF the infantile ills that
blue-eyed children always have. I've
seen It work dozens Of times and heard
doctors admit IT, Blondes catch
everything. but brunettes get of easy"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

DE mosquito is mighty obligin' ter
sing at his work" said Brother
Dickey, but whar is de man what
got a ear fer music wen de lights
out an sleep hits him? Sides dat, de
mosquito is lax some folks in dis
worl: He thinks dey amt no
mockin' bird kin beat him singin'. an
he wants pay fer ever tune he raisesl"
Atlanta Constitution.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

The decay Of anT rs.l power Of
thinking IS an adequate y1 aua aa cf
a deal Of the early morality Of PROS
porous middle life. The business man
OF 40 is often content TO live In the
mere practice. as matter Of habit,
OF what he has acquired. He eats
and drinks too much, and the higher
brain centers waste for want Of exeT-
else He dies from stupidity; there
is nothing left to keep him alive
London Lancet.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

No Limitation Of speed can prevent
accidents from occurring to people
who will not use their common sense,
and who do not know what It is to be
systematic in their actions. It only
remains for the carelessly inclined to
be made to realize their individual
responsibilities before accidents will
be as rare on the roads as on the rail
ways.-Automotor Journal.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
First Published October 20. 19OS.)
Notice Of Publication.

STATE OF OKLAHOMA,
COUNTY OF CRAIG,
In the District Court Of said County
j. w. Craig. Plaintiff.
Clara D. Craig, Defendant
Said defendant Clara D. Craig. win take
notice that she has been sued in the above
named Court upon petition Of J. w Craig
for an absolute divorce, and must answer
the petition fled therein by said plaintiff
on or before the 9TH day of December. A.
d. 1908. or said petition win be taken as
true and a Judgment fer said plaintiff for
divorce will be rendered and granted
Attest ID. b. STuTSMAN.
f1 Clerk Of Said Court
l'1A-l BY j. v. Roberts. Deputy.
C. CALDWELL. Attorney for Plaintiff.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Speaking of purple moments,
sighed the nervous woman, TO me
there is nothing equal to the agony Of
seeing your car start around Twenty
third street to Lexington avenue when
you are under the impression that
you are going up Broadway. New
York Press.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

We are all travellers in what John
Bunyan calls the wilderness Of this
world, and the best that we find in
our travels is an honest friend. He is
a fortunate voyager who finds many.
We travel, indeed, to find them. They
are the end and reward of life-Rob-
ert Louis Stevenson
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Let as not delude ourselves with
the thought that when a strong man
lays down this mortal burden we have
really lost anything Of the actual man.
The real man lives on in the few OF
the many with whom his career In the
flesh has counted most We partake
OF one anothers nature as lit torch
passes on its light to an unlit one
Wall Street Journal.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
THIS IS TAFT'S DAY
IN NEW YORK CITY
Republican Candidate Arrives ii
City Just Two Hours After
Departure Of Bryan.
BY Associated Press:

BY Associated Press,
New York. Oct 28.-This is Taft's day
in Greater New York, as Monday was
Bryan's His train reached here half
hour before noon. and from then until
after midnight almost every moment has
been assigned for meetings in various
parts of the city
There will be monster mass meeting
Of republicans in Madison Square Garden,
tonight
just two hours before Taft reached here
Bryan left on his upstate tour, touching a
number Of towns before addressing a big
mass meeting at Troy tonight.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Men put off marrying till middle
age, and then become SO used to bach
elordom that they end by never find
ing a wife at all. Year by year the
bachelor becomes more and more
fastidious, more and more selfish,
more welded to his own ways.-The
Lady.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
Ordinan ce No. 443

Published this the 28th day Of Oct, 1908,
in the Vinita Daily Chieftain.
Be it ordained by the Mayor and Council
Of the city Of Vinita, Okla
Section /. That there be and is hereby
appropriatedout Of the various funds to
which the following claims belongthe
amount necessary to pay the following
named persons the amount set opposite
their respective names. and the Mayor is
hereby directed and authorized to draw
his warrants on the City Treasurer for
same.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

From the Atlantic coast the
progress OF grain production has ad-
vanced westward with settlement un-
til it now has reached the banks Of
the North Saskatchewan river and
the foothills Of the Rocky mountains
In the days OF our fathers. the l.iche
lieu valley was the great wheat field.
1t bore 40 crops in succession.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
In Praise Of Work.

It is worth and a determined spirit
that make the wheels Of the world go
round and bring success in their train.
Idleness never accomplished any
thing, work has accomplished every
thing good, and great, and useful in
the world.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

1t is useless trying to explain on So
Geological. psychological or other mys-
terious grounds the extraordinary
number Of crimes committed recent
ly in this country. The cause OF the
crime wave is simply the suppression
OF capital punishment Only fear OF
the guillotine will stay the arm Of the
criminal Petit Journal. Paris.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
In. RnsIness wnman-

The woman in business is now an
accepted fact, and the stubborn preju-
dice which she had to encounter in
the early stages Of her uphill fight has
almost entirely disappeared. She is
now recognized as an essential factor
in the great machinery of commerce.
Modern Business
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
Time for the Bath.

1t is not a wise plan to stay in
the tub too long, especially If the
water be hot or cold. II one stays
in hot bath too long one is apt to
feel weakened. A great deal more is
to be gained from a short, brisk rub,
which is wonderfully refreshing.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

There's one thing about religion
that seems inconsistent to me-" OBJ
serves the Philosopher Of Folly-"and
that's this; You've got to believe in
heaven If you want to get there, but
You can go to the other place with
out believing in it at ALL"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

The instinctiye and universal taste
o. mankind selects flowers for the ex-
preston of the finest sympathies, their
beauty and fieetingness serving to
make them the most fitting symbols
of those delicate sentiments for which
language seems almost too gross
medium. S. Hillard.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Truth is al variance with our
natures, but not so error; and for a
very simple reason. Truth requires us
to recognize ourselves as limited, but
error iatters us with the belief that
In one way or another we are subject
to no bounds at alI.-Goethe.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Girls before Is should never wear
precious stones, unless it be one hand
some ring. When school days are
over and long skirts are adopted they
may wear what Jewels they see fit. pro-
viding they do not deck themselves in
q conspicuous way.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Farmer Andrews says that he made
a mistake last week in stating that
his wife had died of cancer. The item
should have read that he had lost
a COW by lumpjaw. These things
happen occasionally, and we are al
ways glad to correct them. 1t is easy
to get women and cows mixed up
Hometown (Pa) Banner
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

The Man Who "Knows Better"
In the relationship between the
architect and client when the client
"bosses the job" the result is unsatis-
factory.-Builders' Journal
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

It's likely that many fellow who
is scarcely able to take care of him
self marries a girl on the theory that
she viii be able to help him do so.-
Topeka Journal
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
Who lnfuses New COURAGE.

No one can deliver men from their
sorrows; but he shall be forgiven
much who generates in their hearts
new courage to bear them.--Selma La
gerlof.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
SAND pIts Formed bx WING.

In the sandy deserts Of Arabia.
whirling winds sometimes excavate
pits 200 feet in depth and extending
down to the harder stratum on which
the great bed rests.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

II is a good rule always to keep
your word II you make an engage
ment. keep it; II you say you will do
a thing, do it. and let 1t be known
that you are sincere in your promises.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

No man or woman Of the humblest
sort can really be strong, gentle, pure
and good without the world being bet
ter for It, without somebody being
helped and comforted by the very ex-
istence Of goodness.-Phillips Brooks.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
Hard 10 PIeaae All.

III man doesn't tend strictly to
his own affairs, said Uncle E5en. "he
gifts found fault wifi foh buttin' in;
and, if he does, &c gifts criticised foh
bein' onsociablei"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
Generous Woman.

No matter how sorry woman can
be that she married a man, she can
be a lot gladder that she kept some
other girl from getting him.-New
York Press.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Britishers are constantly becoming
duller and more morose in the matter
OF their clothes. Their carelessness in
this respect seems sometimes to
amount to Observation-Disclosures
Journal
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Iron cloth is made from steel, and
has the appearance of horsehair cloth.
II is largely used by tailors as mate
rial for stiffening the shoulders and
collars of coats.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
Man Nature.

No matter. how much a man is in
love with his wife. she mustn't be sur
prised to see him sit up and take no
tice when an unusually handsome girl
goes -Somerville Journal
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
or Plural Name7

A western woman with the singular
name OF Begin has just been granted
her fifth divorce. We should think
this ought to be at least the begin
ming OF the Philadelphia In
quirer.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
Ponnp.

Men may, even aged men, be, or ap-
pear TO be sires Of hundred sons;
but cannot kindle an atom Of their an
cestors from earth.-Lord Byron.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
stennlnn statIstlcs.

A Swiss has taken the trouble to
count all the steps he took during a
year. He found the number to be
e,76O,O0O 9 which gives 25.740 steps =
day
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
Beware Of Touehiness.

Loneliness is on Of the unpardon-
able sins. IT sprir Is from selflove.
Don't care rap y aat folks say-as
half Of them don't think
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Another way to test your gas meter
is to look steadily at the dial for FIVE
minutes. II it gets black in the face
it's doing its best to hold on.-Toron-
to Star.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

THE average man" says the Philos-
opher Of Folly, regards honesty as a
thing he cannot afford to have his
neighbors be without"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Don't feel fiattered if a pretty girl
smiles at you. Wal until you are abb
solutely sure she hasn't an amateur
show ticket in her poeket.-Atchison
Globe.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Speaking Of cherry pies we are re-
minded of that Biblical saying, which
goes something like this 1T is hard
to bite against the stones"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

II has been calculated that the prog
eny Of ny In one summer could be
4s. .s24. GIT SAG, sss. 100000 From this
may be judged the futility OF attempt
ing to destroy the fly after maturity
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28
No pIHerenoe.

Little Willie-"People talk Of the
milk in the cocoanut." Mr.. Gilman
"Well?" Little Wfillie-"Why do
they say milk? II doesn't look like
anything but water" Mr. Gilman
"Well? Philadelphia Press.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

Weeds and bad habits are about the
only things that grow without any
help
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1908-10-28

eth funniest thing I ever heard was
a stubborn man complainin' Of a balky
mule