Amador ledger., 1908-07-24
GLOBE SIGHTS.

There Is not enough business now
TO tell how it is.
The better the doctor, the less he
thinks of his ability.
Those who ask the most questions
remember the fewest answers.
An engagement is like tomorrow,
but marriage is like today.
There is no vagrant notion in our
nature that poets do not encourage.
al never owned, 'said a man today,
"a really satisfactory pair of
galuses. ~
There IS pro badly not a town in
the world that suits the people living
in it.
A man never knows much until he
is old, and then he is too discreet to
tell it.
1t hurts a man to get whipped, but,
alb, he 10 such a smart man after
wards!
Those who have the least need of
forgiveness are usually the quickest
to forgive.
A girl of IL never has cause to wish
that she were a man, but wait until
she ie older.
Carrots and ochre are the chicken
neoks and chicken backs of the vege-
table world.
A man was telling how easy a GER
tain thing was. "It's as easy" he
said las rain
1t man abuses his stomach when
he is young, his stomach abuses him
when he is old.
You will blush to have it thrown
up to you, but all of you have kin
you do not like.
Woman's hand may be pale and de-
licate, but she can pick, up hotter
plate than a man.
A boy can't have any fun at
Fourth OF July celebration if his
sisters tag along with him.
A woman who has to have opera
tions can sink as much money as if
she invested IN a mine.
Next to being coluplimented upon
her looks, woman loves to receive
compliments about her parties.
People finally put tag on the man
who is always volunteering to oblige
his friends. but who never does it.
Some people are as foolish with
their money all the year round as the
ordinary man is just before Christ
mas.
Failure always contends that man
should be admired for the efforts he
makes, and not for what he accom-
plishes.
After the first baby is born, man
feels very much like an old doll looks
when its owner gets new one for
Christmas.
After people have done wrong
awhile, their faces begin to lock as
though the devil had used them for
copy books.
There is this good thing about hav
ing been in the grocery business.
After retiring, man knows how to
select good chicken.
81 am not very particular, and l
am ordinarily easy to get along with,
but the black berry don't suit me very
we'll. "-Drake Watson.
Some times a smoker gets a Whit of
cigar that reminds him of parti-
cularly good cigar he smoked years
ago, and has lost track of.
When man begins by saying, "Of
course it is none of my business,
but" it is sign he is going to
make it his business, and advise you
what to do.
The average man, when he goes off
and has "a good time,' takes 1t out
of his family's hide on his return, by
reducing the family's supply of sugar
and coffee.
Every mans hopes for the day,
when he comes down to work in the
morning, includes the unexpressed
belief that there will be money or
letters from unknown admirers in his
mail.
No man in a lunatic asylum longs
to get back to his home. and resume
the simple habits of useful life.
A crazy man talks with spirits, and
hears strange noises, and knows of
wonderful things that are happening.
When the neighbors call at his
house. boy notices that they laugh
heartily when his father tells how be
used to steal watermelons when boy,
but the boy remem bers that when he