The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-25
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 Ask . deaf man .o com. and hay. . sgs Es' ss.: ;y ssss. # .: .ss. ss .ss sss wornan's cake
 whs. has s:esn. s q n. ,S. s., cloth sofa in the old days--heyf tof course. 1t went to waist, We met . brown-eyed brunette yestsr. day from os--. and--And-weii we could say columns about her seed ioeks--but we've got to De true to our B E. b Mother Eve wore the first sheath skirt. and that's the bare truth. Baiiston. New York. man has wilied ti.0oo.000 to his next-door neighbor John
 M.s ass he Yes and we might add. surely his chick sns knew enough to stay at home and not ssrs."
 girl acknowledge she likes raEtiine- They insst ell like to give out the impression that they have . penchant for nothing but the
 It Just takes . girl with pretty teeth to develop an awful fondness for corn ca the Pass the pruhss.,
 womsnehisf a aons sSs 2: s P'Sss Sssnr E shs % drss. n: : issss s' ,S sss: ssss :ss'
 Every res. has It's shorn--for instance in euying American beautiss-thsres the when women enter the gates of heaven the sIs picture would show svsry bissssd one of 'sm trying to fix their haif. noise ike the ringing" of . belle"
 tPass the summer,
 It's a funny, funny eid world: A man breaks down his health to make enough
 sS to bss snaps S.., @ ,e ssy sst st ss s s of 'da the Ions T green @ that he becomes kins cf Esep a1' somebody " from sssassinatins himl GPass the condensed milk,
 asiss. Pri.n: coed lnerninE-,.sr--hsvs .. <. you than usual this season."
 ''oh-thats differsnt--I thought you meant down in length.
 Dar.s as DTgstwesd.
 The iuapertinent priftwoed man of me why q baid-hsaded bachelor invariably locks the door to his room every time he changes ana and GI,,n Thyme in his asss swn iansuass:
 Twinkle. twikia. little star.
 People wonder what you are
 You're mostly powder. wig and paint or why does 1t take 90 many pins to hold rush into the serf where feois fear to tread? Or is thn fooI-who-rocks-the-boa first cousin to the iaIot who smokes around the Essoie Is .s oaR st the sackyard eiothssns to sea what her neishBor has put in the wash? nsss ses Ss Srss eTsnn 9 at: what summer girl likes about the sea ss0rs ss rss E Rsxsrtsss s sg' ss i t aarss What surhrner girl likes about her waist .--Rirh- mond Tirnes-Democrat.
 -4 And Her Name is Maad. Come into the garden. Maud;
 Wear your summer rigging; Come into the garden, Maud;
 Sec your nS'0aH' @Gontr.ai Herald. Yea come into the garden, Maud.
 when tha summer sun ts real watch the old man hae the cabbages
 That will cost s2 head -..,..... Yea. come into the garden. Maud;
 Cut out the billing. cooinEi Reach for e club--come and see what
 A'u' -Houston Post. Yea come into the garden, Maud;
 Before the sun Rets hot And helr to slaughter worms ana nuRs
 That eat up what truck you've got.
 Waterbury American yaa come into the garden. Maud;
 And see what Natures granted! RehoId the chickweed growing up
 Where spuds and beans were pienteg
 -Buffaio Evening News. oou,t come into the garden, Maud.
 Twill break ycur heart fear. . rhanks to the chicks. the worms anu ousS' There aint durn thing here! ..
 --Johnstown. Pa. Daily Democrat Sc stretch your self in the hammock. Maud Like a lazy, lounging sinner. And idly read or sweetly dream
 Tiu the cook pipes all to dinner.
 A"' s'' Nashville American Then come into the parlor. Maud.
 They grant your every wishes- And play upon the piano Maud,
 While your mommer washes aisnss'