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Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
When the LIahts w.nt on.

Almost every speaker has had the
experience Of the house becoming to-
tally dark because Of the failure OF the
electric lights. Here is such an expe-
rlence by one lecturer. 1t was In Pitts.
burg; the audience was a Hebrew So
ciety. When the lights went out, the
lecturer waited moment and then
said, I'VE will proceed anyway, for |
stu have the Israel ites." II was the
hit Of the evening. -Lyceumlte and
Talent.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

Present Giving Worse Than ripplnn.
Tho trend Of the times makes itself
fplt N the matter OF presents aud
present giving. Ia the days Of our
REandmothers these tokens Of affection
were few aud far between and were
marked by a stern simplicity. But We
have changed al that. and the up 10
date riot OF presents means a deadly
drain on our hank balances.
The tipping tax h bad enough but
the burden Of countless presents can
glve Il points ana q beating London
ratler.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
New York stocks.

NEW YORK, Sept. 15.--After
scoring sharp advances In the general
list, the market met heavy sales TO
realize profits and a sharp break fol-
lowed. prices declining from to 8
dollars share.
The close was heavy at practically
the lowest figures OF the day.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
EIiatnrioal Revelation.

"How did you distinguish Achilles
from the girlsY' asked the Greeks.
"How could you see that he was a
man in woman's garb?"
"He didn't" explained Ulysses,
drop his handkerchief every time he
turned around. Kansas City Journal
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
Apothecary's Weisht.

''I'm sure" whispered the gossip,
'that Mr.. Pillsbury, the druggist,
takes a dram occasionally"
EYES," replied the bright girl, Il be-
lieve he has no scruples in that direc-
rection." -Philadelphia Press.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
Wanted a Pusher.

what did the new neighbors come
to borrow now?"
'SThey wanted the lawn mower"
'Is that ALP
"That was all they spoke about, but
I think from the way they stood
around they would like to have bor-
rowed my husband to run it."-Nash-
vile American.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
Electrical workers.

SIT. LOUIS. Sept. 16.--A special
meeting Of the international Brother
hood on Electrical Workers convened
here today. The difficulties between
the national officers Of the organiza-
ton viii likely be Strengthened out.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
auncIe Ioe. b Kanaaa.

Topeka. Kan. Sept. 49,. Speak
er Joseph g. Cannon will make a
stamping tour OF Kansas this week,
appearing at Independence tomor-
row and in this city on Thursday,
Local republicans win extend q
hearty reception 10 ''uncie joe"
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
EQUIP YOUR BoYs AND GIRLS
CONTINUED from page Ous)

one who has real desire for edu-
cation can find a way OF obtaining
H. Tho University Of Idaho opens
for registration September 21st, and
Within the next few days those who
desire the training II offers must
make their decision.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
A keen Rusiness Man.

Noah landed on Ararat.
"Fine." he cried-"a mountain and
seashore resort in onev'
Herewith he started to build sum-
mer hotel.-New York Sun.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
A Good and sac Rnls.

1t is a good and safe rule to sojourn
In every place as If you meant to spend
your life there, never emitting an op-
portunity of doing kindness or speak
ing a true word or making a friend
John Ruskin.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

Now that President Roosevelt has
been warned that it is dangerous to
chase lions through the African jun
gle, he'll think it's long time to the
4th OF March, 1909.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
Leave For Japan.

SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 1.-THE
Pacific coast delegation representing
Portland, Seattle. Eureka, Fresno.
Los Angeles and San Diego will
leave on September 2b or Toxic.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

A Frenchman b iubnant because be
was able 20 stay up In the air sixty
minutes and thirty seconds IN his
seroplane Better come over here ana
try politics
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

Useless 10 worry about the fortunes
Of our ex.presidents with magazine
rates for their articles quoted ct 81 q
word.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

An aeronaut who has broken two
legs trying to ly is going in for the
sport again. Probably means to break
his neck and make a clei n job Of 1t.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
Ear EiaLda Arn eraanar.

A boy always brags Of what he will
10 when he's man.
And when he becomes 1 man he al
ways boasts of what he did when he
was a boy Pick Me-Up.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
srRn1E PICKET SHOT
Daniel Hepncr, Strike Breaker.
Wounds Robert Kirk.

Wounds Robert Kirk.
VANCOUVER, B. c., Sept ia
Winnipeg special received here today
says that Robert Kirk, one Of the
strikers pickets, was shot and prob
ably fatally wounded by Daniel Hep
ner, q Canadian Pacific strike break
or. Hepner paid no attention to the
taunt at first. but finally became
angered and drew his revolver and
shot Kirk Several hundred Of the
strikers today marched to the railroad
shops for the purpose Of oyerawing
the strike breakers. but a riot call
caused them to scatter.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

Some oay our ex.presidants WIN Be
panaioned ana II win not make 20
much difference then II they rptirs
IRON OalCe pOOr IN this wsrtas sooan
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

Near 70 her cheek his iips he brought
Ills Wiah-ha gently spake t.
~Na. no. aha said hui this ahe thoumhes
-kanaas City Journal
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
A Dime Novel Reader,

'Did you tell Johnny to split tina;
RindlingT'
Yes
''But be didn't do It,"
mo: he said, he'd swim in tiood
flrst"-W Washington Herald.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
WEATHER FORECAST

Showers and thunder tonight;
Wednesday cooler.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
A Mans Idsa.

A mans idea of II becoming hat for
his wife is hat that costs $1.3S.-
Nashville American.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

He Darling. win yoa be- my wifaf
Have you Z recommsnantiaa
eRonn year flancasf
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

FOR Furnished rooms. lus
SIS Fourth street.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

FOR RENT -Four room house on Wsi
next to parsonage. Inquire at 514 Gardsm
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

FURNISHED ROOMS with Or n
board. Room and board $500 per week .
Lakeside Ave.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

TENTS-Furnisned or unfurnlshed 81
week or month. Inquire ChaS. w. MUIR
Officers Row. Phone 1891
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

sTRAYED-TwO year old solid bay cols
black points. Return to 7. G. Kaesemeys
reward.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15
HaIf Of The Plsaaurs.

washington Star.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-15

PLACARDS.-FuTnIsh rooms, Tor ~
minors allowed, hotel laws and other caE
at the Press office,
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
UNITED STATES HISTORY, INCLUD-
ING CIVIL GOVERNMENT.

l. Write short account Of De SOtO's
explorations in America
2. Name one Dutch. one French and
one English discoverer or explorer of
America, and tell what one of them did
3. Give the name Of person promi-
nently identified with the settlement of
each of these states: Georgia, Mary
land, Kentucky.
4. What historical events are sug-
gested by the dates 1875 and 1897
What great question was decided in the
time between these datesH
5. Give what facts you can in connec-
tion with the public life of Thomas JEFF
fersOn.
6. For what important invention are
we indebted to Eli Whitney, Elias
Hover S. F. B. M6fseg
7.,What was the Missouri comprO-
miseG When was II adopted?
8. What were the effects of the Eman-
cipation Proclamation! By whom was
it issued?
9. What service was rendered the
United States by each of these persons:
John Paul Jones, Henry Clay, Daniel
Webster, Z, s. Grant?
10. Name the three departments of the
United States Government.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
GRAMMAR.

l. Write the following, using capitals
and marks of punctuation where they
should appear:
president mckinley was shot friday
sept 0 1901 he died saturday sept
IA 1901.
| don't like to study english grammar
| write correctly enough.
2. Define the following terms used in
grammar: Case, tense, voice, conjuno-
tion.
8. What Is the difference between an
adjective and an adyerb? illustrate
your answer by short sentences or OK.
pressions.
4. Compare these words Good, heavy,
soon. Give the plural of these words:
City, woman, this,
5. Write four pronouns, used in the
nOminative ease only, and four used in
the objective case only.
8. Give the past tense of the following
words: Teach, swim, choose, sit set, see,
lie Ito recline), wear.
7. What part of speech is each word
in the following sentence: The great
procession which was passing was
carefully watched by him.
8. Write simple sentence containing
an adjective phrase, complex sentence,
and compound sentence.
9-lO. Write letter TO your teacher
giving an account of your plans for next
year,
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
GEOGRAPHY.

l. Explain the following terms Equa-
tor, tropic, strait, glacier.
2. Name and locate five of the leading
manufacturing cities of the United
States.
g. Name two countries where each Of
the following is produced Iron, gold,
coffee, tea, sugar.
4. What part of Ohio produces large
quantities of coal; of petroleum; of nat
ural gasH
5. Name four important countries Of
Europe Give the chief city and form
of government of each.
6. What and where is each of these:
Honolulu, Amazon, Key West, Korea,
Sahara?
Z. How does Australia compare in size
with the United States? To whom does
Australia belong?
8. What is the greatest latitude a
place may have: What is the latitude
of your home?
8. When are our days and nights of
equal length!
10. Draw an outline map of your
county, showing thereon the principal
cities or villages and important water
courses.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
PHYSIOLOGY.

l. What provision is made in the
bones to secure lightnessY
2. Describe the lungs as to position
and lhe work they perform.
8. Define stimulant Define narcotic
4. Give hygienic reasons for breathing
through the nostrils rather than through
the mouth.
5. Through what does the blood flow
in its passage from the right ventricle
to the left auricle?
8. In the process of digestion what is
the work of the saliva? OF the gastric
juice:
I. What and where is the diaphragm
On which side of the body does the
stomach lie mainlyH
8. What are the two great divisions
of the nervous system?
Q. Name two poisons and give an an
tidote for EACH
10. Locate each of these: Larynx,
cornea and tympanum.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
No Use To Die.

II have found out that there
is no use to die of lung trouble as
long as you can get DR.. Kings
New Discovery" says Mrs. J. P.
White, :of Rushboro, Pa. II
would not be alive today only for
that wonderful medicine. It
loosens up a cough quicker than
anything else, and cures lung
disease even after the case is
pronounced hopeless. This
most reliable remedy for coughs
and colds, lagrippe, asthma, bron-
chitis and hoarseness, is sold un-
der guarantee at VIM. Kipp's
Sons drug store. SOC and 81. 90.
Trial bottle free.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14

they have been doing so and
want to get rid of any hindering
cause, and then it will be easy to
excuse themselves on the ground
that their conscience don't con-
demn, and it is a safe guide. In
all these matters it is easy to
dodge if left to conscience. Is
it a matter of Indifference? l
may ask, is it not wrong in ma
ture to dance? Is it not wrong
in nature to play cards?
Why don't husband dance with
wife? Why don't brother dance
with sister? Why don't mother
dance with son? Why don't
father dance with daughter?
Why did not that certain preach
er take his wife and go to the
dance instead of dancing with
the other mans wife? Why,
will you tell me? There would
have been as much exercise, cul-
ture, grace, beauty, usefulness
and health in it; there would
have been as much religion, soul
culture, heart culture, heel cul-
ture, religious influence, home
entertainment, and soul-saving
power as if it had been the other
way. In the matter of a change
it will not enlarge the field of
usefulness for the preacher, nor
will it make more responsibility
than he has. Therefore, / con-
clude that if the church wants
to compromise with the devil she
can do no better than adopt the
plan on foot.
Yours in His name,
E. w. WEBSTER, Pastor,
Rossburg, 0.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
Good For Everybody.

Mr.. Norman r. Coulter, a
prominent architect, in the Del
bert Building, San Francisco,
says: II fully endorse all that
has been said of Electric Bitters
as a tonic medicine. 1t is good
for everybody. Itcorrects stom-
ach, liver and kidney disorders
in a prompt and efficient manner
and builds up the system. E.
lectric Bitters is the best spring
medicine ever sold over a drug
gist's counter; as a blood purifier
it is unequaled. SOC at VIM.
Kipp's Sons drug store.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
ORTHOGRAPHY.

l. Make and give the names of five
marks used to indicate the sounds of
vOwels (lO credits.)
2. Give the meaning of the following
prefixes and suffixes. Less er, able, semi,
dis. 40 credits.)
8. Write sentences containing these
words: Cell, sell, cline. climb, wiring,
ring. no credits
4-l0. Spell the following words:
divisor, suhtrahend, transition, archi-
pelago, rye;
Mediterranean, Caucasian, caterpillar,
promiscuous, sphere;
cylinder, biscuit, capital letter, nom
inative, capillaries;
chloroform, corpuscles, humerus, su-
preme, preparation;
prairie, Gibraltar, annual, Massachu-
sets, currants;
raspberries, Luther Burbank, extremes,
Missouri, secede;
chestnut, separate, imperative, ecliptic,
parallel. go credits.l
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
Fort Jefferson.

Miss Blanche D Deleplainfwas the
guest of Miss Hazel French last
Sunday.
Charles Bubenmeyer, wife and
son, spent Sunday with David
Dull and family.
Quite a number from here at
tended the Sunday school con-
vention at Savona Sunday, and
there certainly was a crowd.
There has not been much corn
planted in this neighberhood yet,
too much rain.
Roy Fitzgerald was up from
Dayton Sunday.
Rev. Berry took dinner with ].
Hetfner and family Sunday.
Chelce LensfellOw has sold his
store fixtures to Earl Teaford at
Baker Store.
Perry Eubanks and family and
Andy Warner and wife called at
M. Howard's Sunday.
Deleplaine & Folkerth shipped
a car load of hogs last Friday.
John Hathaway was here from
Rockford, O., last Wednesday
calling on friends.
The Township Trustees anC
Cemetery Trustees met at the
Township House today.
May II. VENUS.
Subscrihe for the journal.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
4. How many rods long is the side Of
! square field containing 40 aeresi

4. How many rods long is the side Of
q square field containing 40 aeresi
s. Having lost l21a9o of his capital,
mad had $lO,S50 left. How much did be
losei
8. Find the exact interest on $500 at
79o per annum from January 2, 1908, to
March l5, 1908 1865 days to the year,.
7. After peeling 8 pounds ounces of
potatoes, it was found that the peeling
weighed two pounds and twelve ounces.
What per cent. was lost?
g. Three men rented an automobile for
$l40 One man used it one day week,
another two days week, and the third
four days week. How much of the
rental should each pay?
o. How is the area of sphere found
from its radius? How do you find the
volume of a cylinderi
10. What must he the depth of q
cubical bin which contains as many
bushels of wheat as another 32 feet long,
21s feet wide and feet deepi
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
Otterbeln.

The Sunday school convention
at Savona last Sunday was large
ly attended, quite a number from
this place being there.
The little daughter of Albert
Siler is quite sick with typhoid
fever.
Miss Josie Roberts is still con-
fined to her bed.
Uncle Simeon Garrison is inn
proving very slowly. Uncle John
Hetzler remains about the same.
Dora Howell and family were
Greenville shoppers Saturday.
Ezra Slifer and wife visited
Mr.. and Mrs. Westfall at Lewis
burg Tuesday.
VIM. Eley's entertained George
Eley and family Sunday.
Mrs. Retta Gilfillan spent Mon
day afternoon with her sister at
New Madison.
James Wilt and family visited
Mrs. Willis parents at Greenville
last week.
Mrs. Minnie Slifer and Lottie
Hawkey called on Josie Roberts
Saturday afternoon.
Ezra Hetzler and family enter
tained VIM. Hawkey and wife of
Lewisburg last Sunday.
Russell Collins and wife. spent
saturday and Sunday visiting
relatives at Arcanum.
Henry Broadstock's entertain
ed a number of relatives Sunday.
Peter Hawkey delivered his
crop of Seed Leaf tobacco in
Greenville Saturday.
James Wits spent Sunday at
Frank Noggle's.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14

gain, but everything to lose, by
the defeat of his party this fall.
Will he aid his enemies? Will he,
Sampson-like, pull down the Re-
publican temple to spite his crit
les, and perish himself under the
ruins? It is hardly probable, it
is more likely that he will lift up
his powerful voice in the cam
paign in harmony with his party.
He may desire a third nomina-
ton for the Senate, and if so, the
only way to secure it is to work
for the election of the Republi-
can ticket. Surely, a Democratic
legislature will never send to the
Senate a Joseph B. Foraker.
Perhaps a Republican legisla-
ture would send him out, but his
only hope lies in the success of
his own party.
Upon the whole, the outlook in
Ohio is favorable to the party in
power. There is no good reason
for a change at this time. Har-
mon is a good man, would make
an excellent governor; but then,
Harris, also, is a good man, like
wise an excellent governor. There
is no reason why Republicans
should vote down their own can
didate to seat a Democrat, al
though he may be just as good a
man as Harris. We look for a
Republican victory this fall, not
an overwhelming victory, as we
enjoy some times, but one suffi-
cient for wholesome party life.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
U. V. L. Decoration Exercises.

U. V. L. Decoration Exercises.
To the comrades of Encampment
1O3, all soldiers of the Civil
War, their families and friends:
With the unceasing march of
Time another year has nearly
gone and the day is fast approach
ing when we are called upon to
express our feelings in commem-
grafton of the nations dead.
During the past year many of our
comrades have passed away, and
ere many years go by many of us
will follow where they lead. It
shows those now living to so re-
we're the memory of the dead that
those who remain after us may
feel it incumbent upon them to
remember us in like manner.
Nature decks the mounds under
which our comrades lie with the
verdure of spring and will keep
them green with bright sunshine
and copious showers. It is not
necessary for us to make any
show of pomp and splendor on
the highways for the purpose Of
pleasing the eye. Our sympathy
is more sincere. In the quiet of
the silent city of the dead, with
the friends of our deceased COM
rades around us, we can in pro-
per and solemn manner pay trib-
ute to their memory. Let us SO
conduct ourselves during this
solemn service as to be able to
expect the favor of the Ruler Of
the universe throughout the bal
ance of our lives and that He
will continue to bless the work
we have done until our republic
shall become a proper example
for all the nations of the globe.
Comrades will please be ready
at 10 o'clock am. prompt Satur-
day, May so, to march to the
GreenvilIe cemetery to decorate
our comrades graves. By order
Estep Stevenson, Col.
w. !. Martin, Adjt.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
STUDY AND EXPERIENCE.

To spend too much time in studies
is sloth; to use them too much for
ornament is affectation; to make
judgment wholly by their rules Is the
humor of scholar; they perfect ma
ture and are perfected by experience
for natural abilities are like natural
plants; they need pruning by study,
and studies themselves do give forth
directions too much at large, except
they be bounded in by experience
Bacon.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
AMTHMFTlc.

!. Multiply 90 thousandths BY hun.
dred and divide the product by la mil.
lionths.
2. Find the cost of 20 miles of wire at
S6 cents pound, snpPOsing that pound
stretches so feet
8. How do you change a common frac-
tion. TO 8 decimals A decimal to . com
men fractioni illustrate each.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
WRITING.

Copy the following quotations in your
best handwriting:
"The talent of success is nothing more
than doing what you can do we'll, and
doing we'll whatever you do, without
thought of fame"
81 pledge allegiance to my flag and to
the Republic for which it stands; one
country indivisible, with liberty and JUS
tice for ALL"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14

Sole Agents for Imperial $500
Hats.
Sole Agents for Lion Brand 81
and $1.5O Shirts,
Sole Agents for Quaker Brand
5Oc Shirts,
Sole Agents for R. &>W. Fancy
Vests, So to $4,
! Sole Agents for Kuppenheimer
Clothes for Men.
The PRoGREss,
Greenville, @.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14

The leading areas of yellow pine
production in the United States are
no longer in the South Atlantic states,
but have been shifted to the south.
west. The states of Louisiana, Texas,
Mississippi and Arkansas each pro.
duced 10 per cent or more of the total
cut yellow pine last year.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
Has Municipal FIao.

The city of Easton, Pa, has adopted
a municipal flag, said to be a copy of
the flag which waved over that town
during the Revolutionary war The
flag has IS red and white stripes in
the upper corner, and the remainder
of the flag is blue, with circle OF
eight white stars in the center.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
nessrxe saekina.

"Now," said the head of the firm to
the new clerk, "yDnder is very COM
plete encyclopedia for the use of our
employees"
"What do you mean, sir?"
THAT you are not expected to know
1t all."-ChicagO Record Herald
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1908-05-14
his cIever Explanation.

The wife. severely. Why did you
leave your shoes in the vestibule last
nightY"
The husband. still q little dazed.
Ibid |, m'dear? oh. yesh. ] sup
poshed they were my rubbers." CIeve-
land Plain Dealer.