The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-29
DRIFTWOoD

l - - - No wonder there is such an arinity between woman and a football play er-thsS both pad.
 Poor Lieutenant seIfrtdre a,dp.t go up in the Wright machine after all --it was the wrong one. ri the Leap Year girl crowds you too ons syfi,,fe RhiSs0phss ahiSs 1Iss sat onion Ga breath Is not going to keep on one of these determined Leap Year girls. Art is long and time Is Aeeting. Sut the artists bills he must be meet Some women are terrible gossips eut others merely live on party line
 Back to the books.
 Be sure and take q red apple to the teacher as 1t w:li do no harm and may save you iickins.
 A man. dro~ns his troubles in tears. fn either case 1t leaves ones nose red.)
 Campaign strenuous
 Hear the spseches--
 Hear the groanin'
 Hear the screeches.
 Bang snd sizz---
 The land to smother.
 YOU'RE ANOTHER,
 Strange. but the fellow who always has the most advice to give takes none of 1t himself and vet expects every body else to take #,
 The true test of leye's young dream Is to see your girl in curl papers and ktmona Then 1t Is she looks as diff ferent from the sweet perfumed dari- day as the old Nick is different from seraphim.
 A girl with a new diamond ring on is atways having trouble with her
 Dit be an old cross-patch in this world and you'll have . ore frianda. Nothing sours the milk of human, kind. ness like lemon disposition.
 When woman tells you about her corns you may know she Is married and has been for so long that there Is no romance in life for her. No music but tFat of squailing brats and
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 A girl this day and time can tell you when lobster Is fresh q heap a-icker than she could so to market ana recognize The same thine in Ash Taft's tour has fallen flat and the Re. pubs are looking like a lot of skeered rsesiss pbent la esssseaqsnse, The Baby Ele, hoped to take the votes by storm by hts fratery, but hts receptions on the contrary all along the line have proven decidedly chilly.
 Foraker was another Lincoln. but by his actions he has now thrown thons- ands of negro votes .e Bryan. Al is .fairs in love and war. but ber is to De the Fairest yet,
 We may have the sheath skirts--its an open question so far--however, sup pose you come along and see for your Teddy just can't help from putting in on the campaign. When Billy Bryan is elected, T. R. can take his revenge out on the horrid beastiss in the Ar Taft Is the horn to the Roosevelt but the people want . new record.
 The Florida Times Union calls John Temple Graves a ''tail to the Hearst kite" An explanation to the Hearst comic sheet would be more approprt- ate. Yes. Archibald, the political grave- yards are full of bones" Let the night riders dodge the co.- ton and go after the Pears"
 The opening of school and the open ing of the sheath skirt hold the iirne- l light at present.
 The Passing of Summer. Its the saddened autumn season when
 the leaves are drifting down. melancholy feeling In tho |
 country and the town. But the flaming of the sumaes through |
 the woodland is agiow And the busy squirrels scamper |
 through the branches to and fro. Its harvest time and nutting time and |
 time to lay away The stores of things for winter time s
 coming down the way. Where the lonesome pines are griev-
 ing passes by funeral train Where they bear the corpse of Sum- l
 mer slowly, stately down the lane. | And the wood-dove mourna so plain l
 lively unto the mocking bird That the little Southern singer chirps |
 a swestened farewell word The brook no more Is laughing. but |
 goes sobbing where twas gay And the whole world thFobs in sym
 pathy now Summers passed away. |