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UNITARIAN
The Naturalness of Religion

Religion is as natural as breathing.
1t is the natural unfolding of the pow
ers inherent in the self. 1t is as nat
ural as very life. 1t is not in any way
a matter of forced belief or artificial
appendage or practiced form. 1t does
not necessarily have to do with
churches or creeds or Sabbaths or
psalm singing. These may be an aid
to it's expression, but they are relig-
ious only in so far as they are. Relig-
ions reality is found only in life and
character and purpose-in loving life
and strong character and noble pur-
pose. These form the fact and the
fruition of religion.
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SARTORI WITHOUT
MONEY FOR WIFE
Well Known Commission Man
Says SIS Is Limit for
Monthly Allowance

Judge Trout yesterday ordered Hor-
ace L. Sartori. the well known COM
mission and dairy man. whose wife
Wilhelmina C. Sartori. charges that he
left her and her child for Clara Teresa
Mccoy, a trained nurse, to pay his wife
S25 a month ahmony pending deter
mination of her suit for permanent
separate maintenance. Mrs Sartori
refuses to bring suit for divorce, al
though H. II. Davis, her attorney, said
yesterday that Sartori had offered to-
pay her $4,000 If she would do so. The
nurse in the case is not in San Fran
cisco. She is said to have gone to
Seattle. Sartori testified that he was
not able to pay his wife more than $15
a month. He said that his sole income
is $50 a month paid him for work on
the Sartori ranch in Marin county. He
testified that he had given up the man
agement of /. Sartori & Co., and ad-
mitted having conveyed to his step
father, 1. Sartori. his one-eighth in
terest in the ranch, worth about $500.
Vowing she would never consent
Ella Kuback consented to try once
more whether she could not live in
peace with her husband. Augustus L.
Kuback, giving way to the persuasive
urgings of Judge Graham yesterday.
When the judge first suggested a
reconciliation Mrs. Kuback rejected
the advice in the most positive man
ner. Il will never live with him, and
nothing in the world would induce me
to-" she declared. Kuback said he was
satisfied they could live together In
amity if his wife's sister were elimi-
mated from the home. Pleading with
the woman Judge Graham at length
induced her to go back to her husband
and talk the matter over with him, it
being agreed that they should return
in week and report the result to the
judge.
After further argument Judge Gra-
ham yesterday took under submission
the petition of James Clay Dunphy to
have reopened the suit in which Edith
NJ. Dunphy secured divorce and a
settlement of $50 900.
Harry Davis, advance agent for Kolb
and Dill, summoned into Judge Gra-
hams court by his ex-wife, May F.
Davis, to show cause why he should
not be punished for neglecting to pay
SIS for the support and education of
his year old daughter, informed the
court that while the entertainers who
employ him are not on the road he
earns nothing. 1t was stated that
Davis had not given anything to his
wife since June last. The Judge put
The San Francisco call., 1908-11-14
Try Murine Eve Rome

For Red. Weak, Weary Watery Eyes
Murine Doesn't Smart-it Soothes
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Trains leave Third and Townsend for
Bay Shore Schwerin addition. 11:l5
a. m, 10 D. m., Sunday. See page IL. =
the case over for inquiry to be made
concerning $500 Davis says is due him
from H. S. Crocker & Co. for work on
a directory.
Suits for divorce were fled yester-
day by Fred K. Schmierer against May
Schmierer, desertion; Kenneth Pendle-
ton Anderson against Leonie Frances
Anderson, desertion; Mabel Bentley
against Daniel B. w. Bentley, deser-
ton; Oliver Anderson against Hannah
Anderson, desertion
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SLOT MAcHINE MEN FINED

Last week Police Judge Conlan fined
three cigarmen 5000 each for gambling
with their slot machines and yester-
day Charles Marx of Marx. Victor q
Marx, 1O41 Fillmore street, was fined
the same amount, with the alternative
of 100 days in Jail. The other three
paid their fines. but Marx fled a bond
of $500 on appeal to the superior court.
George Frank of the BouQuet-Cohn
company 42 Market street, was con-
victed yesterday and will appear for
sentence on Monday.
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STAMFORD CLUas sMokER

The Stanford club of San Francisco
gave a smoker at the Hotel Alexander
last night. Short talks were made by
club, D. V. Cowden, Harold Ide Cru
zan. J. T. English. A. ". Hooper and
Frank Swart
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To visit san Frnnci.co

without seeing the Diamond Palace
would be like visiting Europe without
seeing Paris. IT is the most beautiful
jewelry store in the world. Visitors
welcome. 909 Van Ness av. near Ellis.
A. Andrews. proprietor
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
WASN'T IT ouEER7

A lady Of this city complained bit
terly yesterday of the ravages that
neighbours chickens were making in
her garden, and the owner of the
birds heard somewhat of the matter.
my chickens are no worse than
your cow" said the chicken owner
to the irate neighbor a58
They are, too" replied the cow
woman, "for your children don't have
to depend on the chickens for their
milk like mine do on the cow for
theirs. and nobody loses anything If
the cows eat the grass, while / lose
my garden il you let the chickens
loose. *f85
And so it goes. II chickens gave
milk, as the lady intimated they did,
there probably would be no kick on
her part at their running loose. So
there seems to be a wide difference
between cows and chickns- we
own the cow-and don't give a rap
what she does after we turn her loose
on the community.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
HACK SMASHED.

A team attached to one Of Hinck-
ley's hacks started for a run from In
front OF the stable Wednesday after
noon, and when they got through
with the hack there was enough work
on It in the mending line to keep a
man busy a month. The team ran
south down Fourth street, and at
Broadway turned west, choosing the
sidewalk alonside Of the Lucas block,
and spectators for a moment would
not have insured the store windows
for a million percent premium. BY
q hairsbreadth. however, the hack
swung past the windows, and few
blocks further the vehicle turned
turtle, and, having done their worst, :
the horses stopped and viewed the re
mains. 1t was costly runaway.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23

Chairman Hitchcock OF the nation
al Republican committee, begins his
work like man who intends to wage
a successful campaign. He has just
conferred with national commit
teemen and state chairmen at a
meeting held in Colorado where con-
ditions in the western states were
discussed and plans laid for an ac-
tive campaign In all Of them Mr..
Hitchcock is not conceding anything
to the opposition and he will make
a campaign in the states claimed by
the Democracy also, so that the en-
ergies Of the Democratic managers
will be required to maintain what
they already think they have Nat
urally, Mr.. Bryan's nomination
brings about the same exuberant
hopes with certain class Of the
democracy as did his nomfaation in
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
Lace Made From Hair.

The most curious lace Is called point
tresse It is very rare and was made
Of human hair. French collectors say
that it exists in the present day only
In their cabinets. 1t was confined to
the early part Of the sixteenth century.
Margaret, countess OF Lennox, the
mother Of the wretched Darnley, sent
from the tower, where she was Inn
prisoned when her son, Lord Charles
Lennox, married the daughter Of Bess
OF Hardwicke, bit Of this kind Of
lace to Mary, queen Of Scots. This is
very strong proof Of her belief In the
queens innocence Of the guilt that had
been imputed to her. The little square
Of point resse was worked by the old
countess own hands from her own
gray hair. It was. in fact, hair mixed
with fine fax.-London Express.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23

1896 and 1900. But he dwindles as
the election approaches, and when
the people of the country compare
the records of Mr.. Bryan and Mr..
Taft, we apprehend their decision
will be for the latter. The east is
unswervingly against Mr.. Bryan, his
theories and his false doctrines. The
west and the middle west has al
ways been Mr.. Bryan's hope, but
there is plenty Of sound sense and
sanity in this section of the west and
it will not be Mr.. Bryan's good for
tune, we think, to carry any great
share either of the middle west or
the west.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
PAID FOR THE BATHS. !
Exciting Hotel incident In Bar Har-
boris Early Days.

Exciting Hotel incident In Bar Har- !
boris Early Days.
.sIn the prehistoric days at Bar Har-
bor," said q Boston man, before the
dress suit had cast it's blighting shad-
oW there and when Rodick's and the
fish pond were the center of all the
gayety, life was pleasant, even though
many Of the conveniences which we
now demand were wholly lacking. Ro-
dicks was barn Of a place with no
elevator and innocent of electric bells.
One man in imminent need of ice wa
ter once obtained it, however, by going
into the hall and yelling Murder! at
the top of his lungs. He gathered to-
gether most Of the hotel guests and
finally got the ice water of his soups
desire, but his success did not seem
to establish a precedent.
''The Gre department was, so to-
speak, in embryo. In the Rodick at
the head of each stairway there used
to stand a large hogshead of water Tor
use in an emergency, and thereby
hangs the tale / am about to tell you.
"Late Of an evening there entered
the deserted fish pond young man
whose fixed and CLASSY eye and wan
dering smile betrayed what his even
ing's occupation had been. In order
to settle any lingering doubt as to his
condition, however, he proceeded to
emit series of blood curdling shrieks.
which called forth a hasty and en-,
phatic protest from the night clerk,
who on advancing upon the inebriat-
ed one was promptly laid low by a
! right handler. The night force in an
| angry array promptly went to the
succor of the night clerk, whereat his
assailant retreated upstairs. closely
+, followed by his pursuers.
| Reaching the landing. he espied the
! hogshead of water, which he promptly
! heaved down the stairway upon his
opponents, who, drenched by the wa
/ ter and carried off their feet by the
! butt itself, in a wild state Of rage
renewed the attack, only to be treat
ed to the same dose on the second
| fight Of stairs and yet again on the
| third, at which point, his ammunition
being exhausted, they captured and
got even with the .belligerent one
1 "In the morning great was the anger
! and loud the lamentations of Herr
Rodick at the state Of his stairway and
the damaged condition Of his night
force. but he who had accomplished the
outrage was rich in this worlds goods.
from part of which he was made to
separate for divers ruined carpets, sun
dry abrasions and for giving five men
three baths apiece at 81 a bath. the
regular rate at that time in Bar Har-
bor." tf5z
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
NORTH DAKOTA notes

Towner is to have a system of
waterworks. &C.,"
Lightning was too quick for AL
bert Thompson, a farmer near Nor
man.
Col. Creel now registers from Bis
marck-probably on the theory that
If he can stand it Bismarck ought
not to kick.
A. J. Holmnie, 70 years old, was
killed in a runaway six miles south
Of Larson, Ward county. He was not
found until the second day after the
accident. -u !.
Farmers are now being reminded
that it is time to look after fire
breaks. Many have lost enough al
ready by drouth. They ought to
guard well what they have. ~
~
Williston is still looking for that
new depot that Jim Hill promised
EN- and hope it will be fine enough
when it does materalize to pay fol
the waiting.
The Jimtown Democrat says tha
500 Democrats in Stutsman count,
voted the Republican ticket at tn,
| primaries. The Forum thinks thi
is important, If true. but with oil
man Morris reputation for exaggera
| ton there may not have been NOR,
than fifty. @
Editor Iryish puts it this way
"Hettinger county was one of tn
first to make complete returns a
the recent primary election. Som
Of the counties are not yet in an
the result cannot be determined witt
any degree of accuracy. 1t must b
awful to live in some of the small
| obscure places" 4
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
DOWNPoUR AT FARGO.

The Western Union office reported
a very heavy electric storm "at or
near Fargo last night, which greatly
interferred with the receipt Of the
Associated Press dispatches. Water
enough fell, it was stated. to float sew
eral ships. During the night around
this point storms were j. noted, the
flashes of lightning being incessant
to the south and east, so it is probable
we will have some rain today At any
rate, the country surrounding Bis
marck is getting it plenty. 4.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
Il II m o r
THE ENTHUSIAST.

Postponss Vacation After Working
Day and Night For a Week.
I remember the morning when ws
first met and he told me about it. 8
His step was light and springy Hia
color was good. His eye was bright.
eyes, he said in answer to my In
quiry, 1--WE are getting ready to go on
our vacation"
t'Haye you arranged -
..I'm just doing. that now; have given
up the day to it," u
Later met him again.
s.Not off YETI" I asked.
"Not yet 1t takes little time to
adjust things. There's quite a lot tc
do. But he continued brightly, iii
all goes well we shall be started by the
first Of the week, Tuesday at the very
latest ,.f.s
The next day ran across him in thu
bank. He apologized for running into
me-
Somewhat Of rush." he said
shave had to fix up lot of odds and
ends get my book balanced and lay
out certain schedules" - 4,s4
ssThats all right said sympathet
ically. II understand. You are''
"Getting along nicely he muttered
with a slightly tired voice, as he rushed
!, away. 57s5
Two days passed Suddenly I RAJ
across him in the postoffice. He car
ried bundle of mail He dragged
one foot feebly after the other.
! "Still at it?" I asked tStil1 getting
ready for that vacationY I'll
/ EYES," he whispered. "Say, maybe
I haven't been working like a slavey
He glanced at his watch. Must hur
~ to meet my wife. She wants me tx
help her pick out some clothes. And
me up to my ears!"
Haven't got things fixed yet"
''No, no! But hope to by Monday
! Been working every. night for a week
But maybe we won't have a good time
when we get off! The thought Of It is
all that keeps me alive" Mt
He shuHed away. Could this de
crepit creature be the sprightly one Of
week ago? Days passed. A week
later met him again. He looked bet.
ter. He was walking slow.
"HelIow cried. 81 thought you
were going on that vacation"
II was, butt Il s.# 4
"You don't mean to say that you
gave 1t up?"
i He nodded. Es9
II had to-" he replied. ''The doctor
said that in my condition it wasn't
safe to get far away from home."-
Tom Mason in Puck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
Knew He Was Dead.

Some time after the occupation of
Manila by the American forces one Of
the army officers was shown through
the old Spanish prison in that city. He
noticed a small opening through a
brick wall. Upon asking its use he
was told that prisoners were placed In
cell behind it and walled up alive.
''You see, senor," said the guide, "as
long as the prisoner lived his food was
handed in on q plate, and he handed
the empty plate back, but when he
handed the plate back with the food
on it untouched, then the jailer knew
he was dead and didn't give him any
more" d. y.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
Not LISTENING,

She was very little girl, but not SO
small that she did not recognize swear
Ing as something very wrong or that IL
other people used bad language it was
her place to close her ears to 1t. She
was on the street with her mother, and
as they passed group Of men talking
In loud tones the passersby heard the
small girl exclaim in shocked tones,
"Oh, isn't that awfulg And then, as
IL suddenly remembering, "But I'm not
nStening.,'-New York Times.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
Tourists Take Warnina.

The summer residents Of Weymouth.
Mass, were greatly amused by the
pranks Of some young humorists who
Were In the habit OF changing letters
on signs 80 as to make them read in
new and startling ways. The latest
escapade had to do with the sign of an
estimable old man who advertised on a
big board that he would carry a trunk
to any part Of the town for rs cents.
Imagine the surprise of the incoming
tourists as they saw for the first time
the bold sign, 'Drunks Carried to Any
Part Of Weymouth &c Lippincott's
Magazine. q, IL
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
BISHOP MANN AT
WESTMINSTER ABBEY

The diary Of Bishop Mann in the
North Dakota Sheaf covers his ar
rival in London, Eng, and his doings
in that great metropolis and attend
ances at the sessions of the PAN
Anglican congress. The first service
he attended was Sunday, June z, in
st. Mary lie Strand which stands in
the middle OF the Strand.
Sunday, June 81, the bishop was
the celebrant at the holy communion
service in st. Margaret's. Westmins-
ter, which is almost under the shadow
OF Westminster Abbey. It was the
first time he had ever used the ser
vice Of the English prayer book, and
said the collect for the king. The
challice he used was rare one, dat
ing back to the time of Edward VI,over
$50 years ago. At the morning SER
vice In the same church there were
over 1000 people in the congregation.
The bishop and Mrs. Mann were
- q {
obliged to leave their lodgings on ac-
count OF the illness OF their hostess,
but most hospitable invitation to
make home with Canon H. H. Hen.
son OF Westminster Abbey, in his
large, ancient and curious house in
Deans Yard, Westminster, almost un.
der the caves Of the old abbey and in
the center OF the part of London 50
Interesting and important to them
The bishop expressed his delight al
being so well lodged.
On his visit to the house Of lords
the bishop was given a seat Of honor
and In the house Of commons was
given q seat at the foot Of the throne
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
"A SomnambuIist.

A man addicted to walking in his
sleep went to bed all right one night
but when he awoke he found himself
on the street in the grasp Of a police
man. "Hold onr' he cried. You must
not arrest me- I'm somnambulist." I'd
which the policeman replied: II don't
care what your religion is. Yer can't
walk the streets in yer nightshirt."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23

Lack of rain is reported in Florida
that may result in fancy prices for
oranges during the coming winter.
And this reminds us that ex-Secre-
tary of State Ed. Porter is down
there wrestling with grape fruit
plantation, which has suffered from
the great drowth that has prevailed
in that section
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
Making Enemies.

'tln order to succeed in life" said the
experienced person, you must not be
afraid to make enemies SIG
Then" answered the tractable youth
you would probably advise me tc
put in some time as baseball um
pire." -Washingto Star. On.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
The L..in,it.

There's nothing that makes would
be society woman madden than to find
her name left out OF the report Of
some swell function she attended"
Unless it's to find besides that he.
rivals name Is In. Catholic Standard
and Times. M
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
Johnry,s Definition,

What Is the meaning of the word
tantalizing?" asked his teacher.
please. ma'am," spoke up little
Johnny Holcomb, st means circus
procession passing the school and the
scholars not allowed. to look Quiz
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23

A dirigible air ship is in success
full operation at Fargo during the
fair and if there are NO interstate
prohibitions, it ought to be impress
ed into regular service between Far
go and Moorhead.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
WHAT THEY SAY

A Citizen Who Has Suffered: /
note with interest what the Tribune
said a day or two ago about the
reasons assigned for the failure OF
the city authorities to round up the
cattle which roam almost at will in
the residence part of the city. While
the view point of the authorities
may be good it seems to me that If
the case is as stated, the suing of
the policeman for enforcing the COW
ordinance is working out all right.
for the party who did the suing, but
the rest of us who have spent a
number of hundred dollars improv-
ing our home property must stand
by and allow our improvements to be
ruined or else go to the expense of
building fence around not only our
lots but around the boulevarding in
front of them, and it is doubtful if
that would be saving grace owing
to the fact that openings must be
left for PEDESTRIANS and cattle.
While am led to believe that the
mayor is anxious to protect proper
ty owners-at least he says he is
am also inclined to think that a
little more backbone put into the
administration would be an excel
lent thing. I am of the impression
that if he were to make a general
raid on the cows by employing one
or two special policemen or pound
masters, or whatever you want to
call them, whose sole duty it was
to round up and run in all stray
cattle and horses found on the street
| for the next two weeks that there
would have accomplished something
| that would be of lasting benefit to
the city. am sure every decent man
in the city would indorse such a step
toward vigorous policy. 1t is fu-
tile to sit supinely by and say sour
hands are tied until we know wheth-
er the ordinance is good or not" for
it is plain that the party who brought
the suit against the policeman will
never press it in court, and even If
he does, give him the fight Of his
life-but in the meantime for good
ness sake do something to save our
lawns, trees and gardens from the
rapacity of the animals. In other
cities Of the state the authorities are
not eternally fearing the ordinances
are no good. On the contrary they
go ahead and keep going, and clean
up things in a way which mighty
soon puts stop to the evils com.
planned Of. Let's so ahead likewise
| Mrs. Vigness, Secretary: The Trim
| ity Lutheran Ladies Aid will NEE
4 this afternoon at the homo NJ Mrs
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
Unterrihed.

The traveller was hurrying along the
unfamiliar trail that led In the gem
eral direction Of his destination, when
suddenly large abyss yawned before
him.
He was not In the least pefturbed.
He was lecturer. between travels.
and was accustomed to have things
yawn before him. Chicago News.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-23
Cares Redoubic,I,,d.

my time" said Mr.. Dustin stax.. ..is
very valuable,
That's what makes me doubt the
benefit OF vast wealth." replied the
easy going acquaintance "Tt's bad
enough to be bothered by the wasting
Of q few dollars without being worried
sick every time yoH lose hYe minutes =
Washington Star.