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New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
FAIL ROHING At YALE.
Kennedy Trying out the English
Method Of Seating Men.

New Haven. Dec According john Ken
nedy. the Yale rowing coach. the fall training and
practice at New Haven brought unusually cncour-
aging -esults. He says that decision has been
made as yet as the true merits Of the English
method OF seating the men II the shells, but that
il VII get further trial IN statement 20 'Ihe
Yale Daily News" Eeuuedv says
zy-a have eve-y reason 70 feel much encouraged
z- the results attained Dv the rowing squad IN Jhe
,-- u -ris fail especially since the outlook was
ANYTHING but promising al the beginning or me
80 son The loss Of the greater part OF last year
freshman crew from which TO choose the men 10
n. the vacant places. made the outlook very ul-
6rrr fall work leads 10 hope for crew
r.rI-- equal the standard Of former crews ana d.
r,o-si rilirv II surprising many or our Sood ones
The men ruvved with much dash The olaoeWoTk
was clean and sharp and -hs crew as q "Ll.e:
-tze rocked. The bod movements bleEl'itu
-T and were free from. stiffness. while the spacing
Of uuLSua. .E good Tor '--lS season l-
-f q year The chief difficulty IS the selection or q
stroke which viii have hc solved next spring.
No decision he formed aS Yet or ne u "
merits az tr.e English method OF seating tlN men
81 shells II viii ba given good trial. but Will
-rIDe-for1tv seating TIE men an the centre o'
--s smells The fall practice has thrown coTslcer-
z.r 1fgrr .ha vaTiouS points aHG coi'laFa We
MERITS 0~ the two methods but no hasl' opinion
The two neU boats purchased IN Fns ana Ha. =
rayeu general satisfaction. and nave no gHoo
- s0r 10 regret their purchase These DoaIs are
So RIG that rnev may Ds TcWed elIEeI LE III"
English by the American method ..e--
English oars are IN every respect = Is.
-o-v being strong and stiff and with an eXceiiei'
7-arz-re Trev are followed out which pHrlnllS
he Insertion Of aluminium tube
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
MORE CHILD 1RRESTS.
Police Figures Also Sh01c Increase
IN automobile Captures.

Police Commissioner 2ing CHAM YESTERDAY made
nubIic his report FOR the third quarter OF 1908 a
striking feature Of it s the increase Of arrests Of
children under twenty years The commissioners
tables show that 7.2n arrested during the
third quarter OF 1896. during the period
Of 1901 and y Isl during the third quarter OF 1905
In commenting upon this Increase Commissioner
Bingham said that 1t does not necessarily indicate
a downward trend In the morals of children but
rather Increased vigilance on the part Of the po-
lice as well as the normal increase accompanying
& greater population.
The report shows increased vigilance on the part
Of the police for reckless automobile drivers, the
number arrested during the third quarter of 1895
beiug onv S8I. compared with ISL arrests Of
cbaurfeurs for the corresponding. quarter OF IRS
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09

Determined Fight HW Be Made to
NOdify Ne1C Jersey Las.

\ determined fight is under way among New Jer-
sey automobists for some modification Of the au-
tomobile law that will not only prove atisfa ctory
themselves but also the trade. Many say
that they will bring every influence 20 bear IN or
der 70 accomplish this At the next session Or the
Legislature.
A meeting Of the Newark Board Of Trade VII he
held tonight. It viii be in the nature Of a con
ference 70 determine the importance of the auto
mobile 70 New Jersey from industrial point Of
view and the effect that the present law has on
the state manufacturer The threatened boycott Of
The Tribune of Yesterday. has aroused interest
that is destined to aid the automobsts in securing
more suitable legislation.
A clause IN the FreEnghuysen bfll which these in
the trade point should be modified is that
which prohibits sutoulobiI.srs from other states
from using the highways without aging license,
proved visiting motorists recsi living
such treatment avoid driving through the state
and making purchases II they do
The autornobiists assert that more liberal speed
limit should set and that those that fail 70
keep within il should he severely punished. They
also declare that a law should be passed compel
all vehicles 10 carry lights at night, and believe
that, they VIII be supported in this by large
number of granGers and horseren
W e. crosby. acting president OF the Associated
Automobile clubs OF New Jersey. said yesterday
that the requests OF The automobilists not
unreasonable. and he reason Ehy their
demands should not BE- considered. George Pad
dock president Of the dealers association. voiced
the same opinion.
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
TO TAKE TROOPS FROM CUBA SLOWLY.
Withdrawal VIII Last Until AprI-Plan
Changed TO Prevent Disorders

Washington. Dec "a change has taken pise"
IN the urox-amr1e of the administration Tor ths
withdrawal OF the American troops from Cuba In
stead of the movement terminating on January -
whom the new President OF cuba . to os inzUSur-
ated a. heretofore announced by Secretary
Wright the withdrawal viii be more gradual and
7>-o-df-z 20 The present plans viii run into April
The change in the policy OF the administration
was announced after the Cabinet meeting today
According 10 this programme American troops
VIII he Available for service in rls Island dung
-s ----5rfo- from The provisional 70 the regular
r,.rarnrlsrr and fo~ reasonable time subseguent
thereto so that n disorders arise thew viI oa On
hand for dlty This change ir is said. - entirely
as-eean- 20 the cuban authorities who are coming
into Office
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
POST ENTRIES B1RRED
Nee Rule also on Pri~es for 4ma-
teur 1thIetic Meetings.

The registration committee OF the Amateur Attn
Ietic Union took action Monday evening. forbid
ding the admission OF post entries To any athletic
games. which will do away with the long waits be
fore events tnat have often Tuarred such contests
o-entrIes can now IL accepted after the announced
time for the closing of entries
II was also decided enforce strictly the rules
regarding prizes I'rizes must now be awarded by
the committee, suitably inscribed and orders
stores VIII be considered a violation OF the rules
The sanction for q games applied for by the
47th Regiment was denied pending the delivery of
the prizes won the games held By the regiment
last uinteI.
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
GOOD SCORE 1T TRAPS.
q. II. Piercy H7iHs Special Match
nj Bergen Beach.

anticipation OF rhe amateur trap shooting
.-s.. r.a-e 90 oF me United states which Is 70 be
sz15-d "a. --a-e~s Island ON Friday Deceuber IS
--r-= -rs- r..-tr zer known metropolitan gunner
5c7- SO 51e shores OF Jamaica Bsg yesterdas-
fr- rr= December shoot ot tho Bergen Beach Gun
.--r
.re 1-d --= zrr-e-s who competed were John II
-7ero--~sso- Bergen Eseac Gun Club winner Of the
z-lzrz-- eraG-1ionerir 1aF- " Sm0nsou-
sss1ou- Brook Glr club present holder Of the
osr7oHo--a- Championship A o. Bo~-Tiek are
T-r~6 F5oazu.e-. OF rre Eer- York Athletic CLUB.
snd G Il P.e-~y- the weH known revolver shot
T-e event Vas decided i7 Strings o. o.. ard NJ
Percy Has tle winner His scores We've . - -
- ~aich gave him = rotz1 Of 2. excellent shoot
'7z considering that ths last strings were DC
eioed e the taHlEht-
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
Plan FLEETS HELCOME.
President to Occupy Same Position
as U-hen Shps Departsd.

washington Dec S-Presidenr Roosevelt VIII
welcome the bartIeship feet 10 Hampton Roads
on it, return from its cruise around the world
bout noon on February . Details FOR the oe-
cason are being worked out a. the Navy De-
partment-
The exercises viii take place with the Presidents
vacht- the Mayrower. n nearly as possible ths
same position as upon the departure OF the heet
December IS -9T- Admiral ArnOld's tHird squad
ron OF the Atlantic feet meet the barteshtps
ont IN rbe Atlantic. possibly veil toward Glb-
raIrar and escort them hOIns-
About twenty-five hundred OF the bIuejack-ts o.
sDe-rvs feet Will be brought 70 Washington u
take part IN the Inauguration ceremonies A-'sI
the review IN Hampton Roads the feet VIII 90 70
New York where the men Will have shore leave
Contrary 70 the previous intention O. he depart
r7ert there viii De no parade OF the men of thS
fleet on the jamestown exposition g-oIncS-
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
COLUMBIA CREWS ON THE WATER,
Two Fights Brave Cold Weather for First
Practice on the Hudson

with the temperature below freezing and st:h
--f.v-e-t breeze kicking up the Hudson Just enough
%. make the lcv spray dy. the Columbia VARSITY
.-ey- rad its first practice cf the fall yesterday
a(re-uooa-
only enough men reported TO make up t~o eights.
and al of these, with one exception. had ToFea be
s-. SUevtlv and Sta-bIcH, who roWed bow and
\. = -.sracflvelv. and WlusIow, coEswaiu. in the
varsity eight last June. are the only men Of the
et-r vino are not back III college this year sasn-
derz. who rovr-d 10 IN last 5ears boat ana
,-,szf who has strozed tie eight for Two years.
-. NOT r-1t Yesterday. as both are suffering from
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
HEARING ON ]. NJ LEVY MOTION.
Value Of Taxable Real Estate Increased s481.-
600 600 in Year. Witness Says

Frank j. Bell va the first witness ar TIE hear
ing YESTERDAY before General Benjamin z r-scs
ae referee on The motion OF Jefferson n Levy r'
restrain Controller Metz from issuing 800 10
worth or bonds for the Fourth avenue subway H
said tha- the assessed value oF the -aNsoe reai -
tate Or tae city in -s'- was So24's,'.8s- while ~
-o.S f- v-ss Ss - 40 so Arthur B. Tracy. % -hs
Finance Daoa--ruent testified that on June 81 ths
r1a.I1--eI balance as shown by his books vas
s,s So II a prn-ipa. and 81 So p premium Thess
vy--e all corporate stock bonds and not reve1re
bonds
So other witnesses were examined and them
an. sf+a7.-r.-l-rst was taken ur-L Friday
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
ALIENATION COMPLAINT DISMISSED.
Judgment for STA 46 Filed Against Woman
VINO Sued for S1O0, ,OO0

kingston. n y. T--c. Supreme Court Justice
Fits dismissed to-st the complaint in the SIoGo0o
srf+ for alienation II affections brought by Mrs
Af4rl. Dlldev OF Philadelphia. against Mrs Eliza
narb Rarteue Vanderpoe. of Washington Later
Judgment against Mrs. Dudley for STA 46 was fled
Mrs Dudley reached Kingston during the day
and learned with surprise of disposition OF her
suit She admitted that she ygHs not ready tor
trial bur protested against fhe action oT her at
torney Of record Carroll Whitaker. ia cousenting
10 dismissal. Mrs. Dudley has retained George
Simpson. of New York and asked District Attor-
uav William u Cunningham. of Ulster County. 70
accept "A retainer They viii make the twenty
tntri and tvents-fourth lawyers respectively who
haze been retained hy her IN her various utigs
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
ATWOOD CAPTAIN OF AMHERST TEAM
IBy Telegraph to TIE Tribune.

ITv Telegraph to Tire Trbune1
Amherst Mass. Dec s.-AIIred L. Atwood, 10
ar Norwood Mass elected captain OF the Am
lertt football team for next season tonight. He
has r,Ia,ad fuI}bacI ora tn. Amherst team for the
last three sea sons and Is one OF the most reliable
ana consistent men in the lineup. He prepared FOR
Amherst at the Norwood high School. where he
fla ed football three years
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
ASKED TO TAKE CHARGE OF BELLEVUE
Dr.. Ross, of Buffalo. Invited To Be Medical
uperintendent-Ausver Sent

Buffalo Dec S.-Dr Henwick r Ross superIu-
tendent OF the Buffalo General Hospital has been
asked the post of medical -urerinteud-
ent Of the Bellevue and Allied Hospitals IN New
york Or Ross said tonight that ne had just
mailed an answer 10 the trustees Offer. hut de-
cIinad to say what was pr FosS came here
sixteen vssrv ago.
H- a. graduate Of Columbia University. the COL
feEs of Ph-riei7n= and slrEaon= e0d the Pasteur
Hospital ~ Nsn york. BE is native ~ TtvnE
stoz Counts.
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
LonegoAT TRAINING AT BERKELEY OVAL

Tom Longb the Indian runner. has changed
his training quarters from the Clifton racetrack. in
New Jersey to the Berkeley Oval at Amsterdam
avenue and i4Sth street. He viii stay there and
finish his work for the match with Dorando Pierrt
at Madison square Garden on December %. Tom
F.-B Who took charge Of the dusky athlete upon
his arrival in this city. viii continue the head
or the training camp Longboat is living on Jerome
avenue and. in addition jo his rack work at the
Oval takes long walks over the Westr6ester hills
His running Is done in the morning at 10 clock
and IN the afternoon az about $50 o.cOc'l
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
NO YALE GAME HERE.
Declines to Meet FordhGm EiercH
IN This Citu Merit Year.
--e- Telegraph p. TIE Tribune F

HoV Haven. Dec S.-Yale has defined ~ meet
F-a-6nan College I'm New York CITY on tho gTidiron
next season. The Fordham football officials have
asked Yale +cr game. and he Yale association =
trying 10 make a date FOR the New Workers here.
although the Yale schedule Is already practically
ElIed
that there vas TO chance Of Yale arranging q
game With any Western eleven The Yale aSSo-
-iz-i0n feels that A mistake was made in meeting
such weak teams as washington and Jefferson an
the Massachusetts Agricultural College late IN Dc-
toae- tn}s fall. and stronger teams viii get games
next season.
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
nA,ors BASKETBALL SCHEDULE.

rf. TseCrarH ta The l-an-e-'
-. n. p Tho basketball schedule ot Tie
naval Acaaeu7v team was announced to-day as
follows.
December T.. University # PENNSYLVANIA. Dscen-
5e- le Georgetown. December p Fflnc"''n' jan
ua~r q Columbia. January - torcoran cadets. ~.
.F--r.-.--,,. T..-rs.-- 1s Hzttimure city College
l.rrrr z- Gorge Washington J1tVers't- January
re- Delaware college. February g. Washington aId
Ir.- Fctruar- 81. lrirs-stt. OF Virginia. .f"TEa'-
-' fa.o'a College of FsIrrn1re. February = F'''-
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
SEVENTH GAMES ON SATURDAY NIGHT

Tre ffty-rnIrtE games of the Ifh Regimen Ath-
l@tfc Association SATURDAY evening have at
r-s,red an entry lst Of than two hundred ath-
r. b Toore 4 g. Elackfe6Er. y s. Myrfoh AI~
Andrews srudder and e. =. Writer a mile and
. hal1 1andjczp ou roller skates esl ns feature
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
SLOSSON LITTER SUTTON.
Challenge Issued for Worlds Bill
lard Title ut 1871.

George r. Sosson issued challenge yesterday to
George Sutton for the worlds championship at 49,
baIkIiue billiards. now held by the latter
In accordance with The rules Slossou deposited
$50 with the Brunswick BaIke-Corender C0rlPanv
as q prelmInary forfeit 70 bind he challenge
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
eRlFElN KNOCKED our BY oRlscoLL.

Boston Dec. S-Jem DTiscoif claiming be The
foather1eiEht champion ~ England knocked ont
CHARLEY rriGn rssthervstSht champion ~ Aus
trslta TO night m the eleventh round - -cur
ph'ch proved she best rosins exhibition seen -
Boston Ia many ye@rs
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
The scores ~e-e as follows

= series between she E..zsbeth Clat and the Jer-
r.- rttr Club teams Hss also scheduled FOR last
night :he formers alleys. but rget.ou-rrert
Fss agreed upon gutI tomorrow night
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
WITH ATHLETIC BOHvLERS
Asrrark Bay H7ins Three Games
from the Pa8saic Fire

ne NeV.aTk Has Club team won all three games
rom The Pasyaie Club I'VE. ON irs 5-o,,e - ~
81 Athletic Bo~llHg League series last nigh Al
- tAe Newark Bay totals were over The qls ,,--.,
and every member Of tie winning cor,r.--4r---
Eve-zged vel
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
No MacH for st. Nicholas in One
sided Hockey Match.

The Columbia University hockey team vas de
feated 6y the st. Nicholas hockey team last night
in 2 game playeI the st Nicholas Rink. 66th
street and Columbus avenue, before fair sized
crowd. Colum-ia PLAYED in poor form. and St
Nicholas won easily by \ score Of Il goals to O.
The lineup and summary follow:
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
GhRGAr 4 CAPTAIN At FoR0HAm.

Francis J. '5srzzu has re~r elected .apt@i' ~ 80
F.ra.e~ football e1stsn To- nest season ''aiE+7
eir.e5 aa.-.fer.a- -ar Ire -~am fF- .e-I
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09
PRINCETON TO PLAY PRATT FIVE

The uass~tasu game h@tween Princeton and nrert
'--tir.-e- "a. r.= = u.ua=i-7-n n- T. e--#u street.
--oas-- 7fF 10 a14-ed gr F-.He- evening ~
rcr-- .--f@e1 .f eztsIeH-. -e are. ar.-.- zr-
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09

-h-~-- HrCsh- a~f- rn- pHilsnthr~-isf ~ srii.
l,Gair=s So se~sIi 'o~r-e sterv "a $uadsr
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09

The ---ord for the seth hour 1oO2 miles and
q sa-S made h. Flke~ and Mcfarland in 1900
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09

At the annual meeting Of the Society Of Profess
sionaI Automobile Engineers Of the United States
held lasT evening the officers elected were fol-
lows: President. Edward Traphagen: first vice
president. Robert J. Dobsou: second vce-pres. dent.
John McClarlty: treasurer, Eugene Massey; record
inz secretary George SIrobrtdge. financial seCre-
tarv Henry J. Ritzel; chairman OF the examining
board otto Zimmereui: board OF trustees Robert
J. Dobson Henry ! Ritzel, Philip \ Hage- and
OTTO ZiInmereIu-
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09

L was learned on good authority yesterday that
the American Automobile Association tour for the
lIldden trophy year will be TO the West
the start being made from this city and taking in
Chicago. Omaha and Denver. The tour VIII BE-
held under the direction Of Frank 3. Hover who
vas recently appointed chairman Of the contest
committee Of the association
At the meeting OF the board Of governors Of the
N.a7v Jersey Automobile and Motor Club, al New
ark on Monday evening. which f. r Thomas
was expelled from membership, seve0cy-fve new
members were elected among them being eX-liov-
a-nor Franklin Murphy of New Jersey, ex-Jnited
states Senators Dryden and James Smith, jr.. and
former Mayor Henry Nj. Doremus- The club s the
second largest in membership in this countrt- the
Automobile Club Of America heading the list
Plans are now under way for the snnusI speed
contests on the Orrnond- -Daytona Reach, Fla. II
IS planned to hoId the races in March. after the
automobile shows
II vas announced yesterday that the Benz Com
pany OF Germany. had decided 10 enter the AmeFl-
can market with headquarters IN this city Benz
cars we're second ard fourth in the recent race AZ
Savannah for the Grand Prize
New-York tribune., 1908-12-09

ORDERS IssUED-THe following orders hav.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-12
MAXIMS FROn THE FRONT
FOR THE WIFE OF A SOLDIER
Rules Of Conduct Laid Down by a Japanese Patriot Who Predicted
His Own Death on the Field.

THEN Corporal Yamazki Unosuka, a Japanese soldier went to the front
W. he sent back to his wife ten rules to guide her conduct They arc
' rules that are worth a frame of gold and a place of honor in any
home. They breathe the true spirit of patriotism and the duty of a soldiers
wife. ~
My dearest" he wrote II especially ask you TO observe strictly theser rules:
Never accept presents in money or kind from anyone; to do % will be to
bring shame On your husband.
Keep all my letters from the 'front.' and do not hand them about for
everybody to see
Think that or parting at shimbashi was a last farewell. IS though you
had accompanied my body to the temple and that presently you will receive
the news of my having travelled over the plains of battle and entered paradise.
do lot expect to see ne back; think that 1 have one 20 meet an honor
able death. A
when new comes of M death, reprss your sorrow.
after my death, live OF the pension you will receive from the government
and carry or the worship of my ancestors.
Remember that you are a soldiers wife and behave accordingly.
do not fail to visit the families OF those who die n battle. and to console
them. y
"Be respectful to your parents and the aged; treat your interiors kindly
and keep yor W spirit pure and noble
BE careful never to disgrace the honorable name 1 have given you"
Corporal Yamazakd Unosuka was formerly a workman at the Shubunsha
photographic Press in Toxic He ws sent to Korea early last ear n served
with great credit in man engagements At the battle of Fensbuidlng he dis
charged his duties as orderly with astounding qutckness and bodness, and
though wounded himself saved the life Of a comrades whose wounds he
bandaeed to the neglect Of his own.
In the engagement which terminated in the occupation of Maershan he was
severely wounded in the head and died o. the way to the bandagng tent.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-12
* x THE EVENING STARS W PAGE MAGAZINE X y
WHAT OPTIMISM MEANS TO
MADAME -HEINk
All Through Her Life, the Wonderful ContraltO Has Depended
Largely on the Spirit Of Hopefulness.
BY ADA LYNN.

N n ADAME scHUMANN-HEINK' ne 9th greatest contratos the wohd
W. everh s known. has become a member of the Optfmist Club of New
It ws ony natural that she should, for all her life she lot only las been q
believer in optimism; she la lived according to her. philosophy, turning always
a hopeful face toward he III and stars, looking III lot down, regardless OF
how hopeless seemed the thought of hope
In Hamburg, when Madame knew what it was % be poor-poor@, perhaps
than yu and I have eve been-when she had to lock her little oesin her room
while se sang in HI theatre fr heir bread, she smiled, n the smile helped
her heart to grow big and her min Ito grow broadb SO hat today at thu height
of her success. III does not forget that around her there are those h have
almost forgotten how to hope and it is among these that her helping hand "
most otter extended.
Madamesi is the SMILEY which comes from insde-the outward expression o. .
kindly smrt and hopeful attitude toward this life and the next She is CHEEKY
because this world is such al excellent place in which to i've because her
children are growing up in what she calls her1 land of opportunity. ne ma
learned 10 smile away the worres,b big and little; to extract jus as mucn good
from each day as it an possibly offer and to look forward to an even better
tomorrow3 and the whole world knows the resut OF her attitude.
Everybody now Schumann-Heink. and accords to her his admiration
The world, particularly the American world is her friend, because In denand
friendship Fame and great homo would mean nothing to Madame if not
This wonderful singer and truest of women is a living expression Of the
meaning of optimism Hers is the optimism of right living, the kind whchp rac-
ties and teaches by example rather than by lengthy sermons on hope" Hr
philosophy does nots suggest that when things g. wrong oe should sta around
and wait for better prospects. 1t tells one clearly To- b. u and doing; to grasp
each opportunity and make the BEST of it, to kep a stout hearts even at the
places where others might turn back and give UP.
She is a noble woman and a splendid opimist this golden-voiced singer,
who makes you realize, in spite of yourself that it is really worth whiet to
make he mosto of today, and look forward Ito fine tomorrow.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-12
SOME OLD ONES.

Though stovepipe jokes are now n. g..
Yet s~tovepipes still cause wrath to-
day;
The same sea serpent swims the sea
Though jokes about 1t DO not pay;
The seIf-made-man jest in passee,
But self-made men still rise to fame;
The old-maid joke Is bent and gray
The joke is dead: the facts the same.
The goat that once charmed you and
me
BY eating posters just like hay
Has Joined the bloomer girl, and she
In dull oblivion has to stay;
The ma-in-law jest had it's day,
The mules heel joke long since went
lame,
The rock-the-boat quip's lost its
sway
The joke is dead; the facts the same.
No more in print may any see
Observation-Disclosures jestings gay,
Nor read how many men there be
Who churchly dues with buttons payy
The OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES jay
In print no longer takes his aim;
Smart children seldom have their
say
The joke is dead; the facts the same.
Boston Globe.