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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Judaina by Appearance.

Prosecuting Attorney-Gentlemen
of the jury, look at the prisoner. See
his wandering eye, note his nervous
movements, his cringing look, his
hang-dog expression. Do you not sec
before you a man so full of guilt that
he has for years been in hourly fear
that the dreaded blow would come?
Prisoner-Please, sir, got that way
living in fiat and trying not to offend
the janitor.
The Jury (without leaving the box)
Not guilty.-N. Y. Weekly.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

Mr.. Bryan says that Roosevelt has
stolen his ideas, and Tom Watson says
that Bryan, Roosevelt, La Toilette,
Folk and Holle Smith have stolen his.
We are of the opinion that Hoke
Smith could prove an alibi AS to
some of the other gentlemen engaged
in these larcenous proceedings, /.
must be admitted that when Mr..
Roosevelt looted Mr.. Bryan's idea box
he did 1t with rare discrimination.
Probably it is not SO much what he
took as what he left behind that both
ers the Peerless One
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Reduced to a Practical Basis.

'I suspect" said the observant citi-
zen, that people do not pay as much
attention to campaign speeches as
they used to-"
"They don't" answered Senator Sor,
ghum. THE business instinct is per-
meating the masses, and they regard
a campaign speech merely as a
gage behind it"-Washington Star.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
For the AIimony Brigade.

There's lot of talk in the papers" :"
said Mr.. Dumley about the 'neces-
sity for uniform divorce laws Won
der what they mean by that?" prob
ably suggested Mrs. Dumley, its
to compel divorced people to wear a
uniform so other folks can recognize
'em.''-Catholic Standard and Times
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Success.

Remember" said the orator, that
not all who succeed are rich
81 know it," shouted a man in the
gallery. My wife succeeds in max
ing me contradict myself every time
l try to explain to her when l have
been out late at night. Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Reason for Tenderness.

Let us be silent as to each others
weaknesses, helpful, tolerant, nay ten
der, towards each other. May we
put away from us satire which
scourges and the anger which brands;
the oil and wine of the good Samari-
tan are of more avail We may make
the ideal reason for contempt, but
it is more beautiful to make it q rea.
son for tenderness.-Am
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Rsward of the Industrious.

Be thankful every morning that you
have something to do that day which
must be done whether you like it or
not. Being forced to work, and forced
TO do our best, will breed in you
temperance. self-control, diligence,
strength of will, content, and hun
dred virtues which the idle never
know-Charles Kingsley.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
A Cheerful CsSposition.

sition. to wear a bright face, to speak
in q happy tone, to be lively in action
it "doeth good like medicine" is
a tonic to others as well as benefit
to ones self. 1t is as infectious as dis
ease, encouraging good spirits in those
about one, as well as stimulating
healthy views of life in ones own
mind.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Anury 6diectives,

1t was not a young woman novelist,
but Charles Sumner, of whom the late
f. /. Godkin, the New York editor,
said: He works his adjectives so
hard that if they ever catch him alone
they will murder him. m.'-Youth's Com
panion.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Defamation.

I never yet heard man or woman
much abused, that ! was not inclined
to think the better of them and to
transfer any suspicion or dislike to
the person who appeared to take de-
light in pointing out the defects of
a fellow creature, says writer.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Agree to curtaiI Production.

Boston, Mass. = At meeting of
cotton manufacturers of leading spin
ming centers of New England held
here Thursday it was announced that
managers representing more than so
per cent. of the spindles have agreed
to curtail production to an amount
equal to 25 per cent. of the entire pro-
ductiOn
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Unlucky.

''TIe amt got nuthin' now but the
land the mortgage was on, an reck-
on a earthquake will come along an
swallow that before long" says a
Billville philosopher. Besides, he's
been ridin on the railroad even since
he took out a accident policy, and the
train amt even cut off a leg!"-Atlan-
Ia Constitution.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Short and Sweet.

"They say when you proposed your
best girl gave you short answer,
remarked the bosom friend.
That's what she did," laughed the
ardent suitor.
But you don't seem much wor
ried?"
Il should say not The short an
swer was Yes "-Chicago Daily
News.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Some Bird SHOOTING.

Farmer Jones Ito amateur hunter)-
There wasn't "a better water dawg
livin' until you shootin' gents took to
borrowing 'em. Now is 'ide's that
full of shots, he'd sink to the bottom
like a brick!--The Bystander.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
a Word from Josh Wise

Most every woman WHO'S passed
the age limit allows she would have
bin good singer in her day providin'
her voice had bin cultivated"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Valuable Time Wasted.

"The reason so many brilliant peo-
pie don't get on in the world" says the
Philosopher of Folly, lis that they
waste so much time showing other
people how brilliant they are
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

Advertisements are published al the rate OF
one dollar per square for one insertion and nifty
cents per square for each subsequent insertion
Rates by the year or for six or three months
are low and uniform, and VIII be furnished on
application
Legal and Ohicial Advertising per square,
three times or less a.: each subsequent lnser
sion so cents per square.
Local notices ~ cents per line for one inser-
sertion; cents per line Tor each subsequent
consecutive insertion
Obituary notices over five lines 10 cents per
line. Simple announcements OF births mar
riageS and deaths viii be inserted free.
Business cards five lines or less, 10 per year;
over five lines, at the regular rates OF adver-
lising.
No local inserted for less than rs cents per
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Fear and COURAGE.

Nothing is more infectious than
fear and courage; but the parents
fear is doubled in the child, for where
the giant trembles the dwarf must
surely fall.--Jean Paul Richter.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Raleigh. ". c.. Goes Dry.

of 545 Raleigh on Thursday voted
out its liquor dispensary and be-.
comes prohibition city, the dispens-
airy to close at noon to-day.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

Did Mr.. Bryan coyly open his hand
for just one peep at the nomination
when he made that appeal to Demo.
Gratis for harmony?
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
undoubted Proof.

Millie-Dose Jack love you as much
as ever?
Tillie-Oh, quite; he even gives the
cigars l buy him to his friends with.
out winking.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Takes Some smartness to Do That.

axes some Smartness TO Do That.
Whenever we hear a woman boast
that her husband winds the clock,
wipes the dishes and puts the chill
dren to bed we wonder if he is smart
enough to know how to do anything
else-Chicago Record-Herald
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
Two Powerful Rulers.

The emperor of China and the vice
roy of India, between them, govern
more than half the population of the
world.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
JOB PRINTING.

The Job department OF the PRESS is complete
and affords facilities for doing the best class Of
work PARTICULAR ATTENTION PAID TO LAW
PRINTING.
No paper will be discontinued until arrear-
ages are paid, except at the option of the pub
Usher.
Papers sent out of the county must be paid
for in advance.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02
SoWinu and Reapinu.

AS we act toward others, so we
may expect others to act toward U.S.
Syrus.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

Horace-How merrily the leaves
are dancing over the ground in the
breeze!
Loraine-Yes; they're about the
only things that the summer ieft pret-
ty well off
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-02

What are you doing?"
Fishing"
Catch anything"
mo"
How long have you been there?"
ELEVEN years"
Come inside!"
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13
their own banking business?

their own banking business2
=. Would a Farmers Union bank
be of more benefit to us than the
hanks of the present system?
3. II the farmers had their money
in their own bank and could price
all the products of their labor, would
panics effect or disturb the farmers
or even the business men2
T. Would commanding their own
money all over the country, assist
them in pticing our produets2
D. II the farmers had their own
bank, would 1t lower the interest
ratc2
Above are five questions aud there
are many Others that these will sug-
gest TO your mind.
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

the immortal words that governments derive their Just powers
from the OF the governed"
Bryan raised in front of the mighs arm of predatory tyran
the world the commandment Thou steal" p-
plauseO He oeaw the danger monopo
ong before his fellows lie the pioneer wilderness Cp-
pauseJ He challenged the lion OF greed his lair and the
tiger predatory wealth announced the doctrine
that these should place their sickle they had
they should they had not sovn The
he trod like the path pioneer on with
blood and with but his lives, unable
packed corrupted his triumph WAS
than their verdict for him would been convinced
his adversary OF the righteousness OF his Nppausc) His
voc has been raised pressed humanity every in the
Union a,h,d lie has charmed the
people OF the earth from araway
the truth OF Democracy Npplause) abest brayest
and eloquent rights plain people that the
shines NppauseJ He has been honod
lean hy all peoples all lands from peasant hopes
the king who tears it Nppause) saw him
him Destournellcs De
Appony Hungry Henry Campbell,
England Baron Won Pener,
like among his
all tNpplause) loyal Gallery by the Thames
London there addressing
HIM erpt, they came
hear Democfat ot the William BRYAN,
a. t>ppause) plead peace, within touch
Buckingham Palace within hearing M requiem sung
Abb, her, within ,,h Of
Richard Coed, Leon. within hearing tramp
the King army and wa roud of hn than ever before, lau,,
h. had proclaimed tn, doctrine peace het,r, hum had
hmm will Napau-,) n. does belong
To- Nebraska. does l,.a. >r,t. la-. h.maa.,
and to .t. vo.d lGr,at Cn..r.o-.
H..s,.a, Republican ,s,, t.,r. .-. ,. a,.., ar
tt.. Ta.r. W word ..t Dc ,... .... ...t.. .i...
,ll.H Stree. O.. a,..,; .i~. a... N...r... ......'
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Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

Brethern, let's all get our "grey
matter" TO work and devise the most
practicable plan, possible, for the
handling Of he 1909 crop of tobacco.
We must have good simple plan,
one by which every individual can
see and know what becomes of every
penny Of their money that is paid
for expense Of handling their tobacco.
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13
TIE WRONG CONCEPTION.

The +. r. aud G. L. Of A. a. well
as all other kindred organizations,
has been accused by some Of our
"high officials as we'll a. some Of
their smaller henchmen, as being a
band of Anarchists, Night Riders"
or any other old thing they may
wish to call u. But | wish to say for
the organization That where the
T. T.. aud c. /. Of \. j. dominant
that there has been very few dcpre-
dations committed, and they accord
ing to the actions Of the courts and
the militia, were committed by par.
ties from sections where our organi-
ration D, hardly known.
am not in.umting urade
against any official act. nor indiyid
ual, but Just simply want to give
the situation Just as iti.
I.b,. hoo, ,or.-.5 h-, ~.
5crr.5at,on. IN C,llow,y.o,.,,,.-.
..,.n.,,,.d, J.. .l.,h.l. ,
p r. and g. = "a W.ur.,
,o.,y n,,,t. writ,
'le.o conference at PaducaL kv
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Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

DECLARATION of OUR PUaro,E-.
Our rurpo-c- A..
Ito establish justice. .ccur,
equity and apply the golden rule
2.-To discourage a. much a. pos.
'ible the present mortgage system.
SO assist our member, IN sell
Ing and buying.
4-To Educate the agricultural
classes in scientific farming, crop
diversifying and domestic economy
5.-T o system Matte the
m e t h o ds Of production, manu-
lecture AMI distribution Of our pro-
duets
We would garner the tear, Of the
stressed the blood of martyrs the
,sugh Of innocent childhood. the
sweat OF honest labor aud the virtue
# a happy home as the brightest
Jewels known.
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13
CHAS. O. POGUE, EDITOR,
MARION, K. +. ID. 10. 2.

SUGGESTIONS To CoRREspONDNTs
l.-Write short pointed articles
and send them in early.
2.-Write very plain and don t
crowd.
3.--Write on one side of paper,
only.
4.--Write from experience and
observation as much as possible.
5.-Avoid all Par,isianship, sec.
tarianism and disrespectiul language.
c. Give the editor Jour real
name and address, no matter what
sicature YOU use for the public. /
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

Nix Olur N. I>ts 5 Kentucky. Mr. Chairman and Fellow
Democrats behalf Kentucky and speaking through h,
Iaiianil, second the nomination
Democrat who pr,ued his in,,ec, money sold
the love the American people bear corporation gold Nppau
The imm.r;al guided infant steps
this Republic cascrI and made his land Itrty-
deae shrine, each the, millions Of voters into who's.
hand the Union "a I.sd "Waahmln vaa:
OF thenh And sir. from the Florida
Ing wheat hd " The Norhest pines beyond the
Anennie the Rockies -.ar, t the peaceful sea- ,h, M
with ballot hand. million strong. answer, "Th. ornn,
cometh ii, D.n5cau victory the 9rnin the Reuut
ls hope fresh with i, promise Of the Republic loved by
heart and dtead M -.,r dawn oi liberty
first tinted the colonial pr3camng golden rule OF all rpuh
lies that this Government " would
deny to tho hunbt Government which Ueer Of the
Of king and shepherd the same
justice. Appause)
Nh Chairman, in the OF all no Legislative,
aid the conflict lie, an equal chance with
brothers in the battle for bread; Immortal Democrat
who hung high the sky rainbow Of promise Of
equal rights to all and special privileges none the name of
Nose millions OF countrynon the songs Of liberty IN
'ace and tight the battles Of this Republic time Of war: in
o'e h6er million idle, hungry empty dinner pals which
n men who won products in the name Of men who
| world in the municipalities born name of
anvil the bench the 7 substance which feeds and clothes
Serve ~ " " ust enough to aj m men IN 'ne shops and factories
recall with the t;,, '"eH country in t,.lu. -. -. ,.,,
This Republic 70 70 'o'd the herosn of tb Of those nb ,
gladiator Democracy b second the Nomination o., = WIN gave
Npplause) '' ever known-Willan D. ~ "e
the first among tbi o. ' unroI her pages to tbeo. E
Nebraska '''S c0untrys greatest b ~ generations yet
the n "0e name loved and hon. will be this }be'
plause) 'He heart beats ~ -. ei the rain 4 cat
.sae. Jefferson r, '"' tongue speaks or
s.',rr-,. -'aae to ". IL in from. lP
" "a
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13
Speech In Full, SeCOndug the Nomination Of William JGl
ningS Bryan For President, in the Democratic
National Convention
PUBLISHED BY The REQUEST OF Our MANY READERS.

Hon oHN w. krRN, C~hen Indiana caled) Mr. Chair
man. Indiana yields her place Kentucky and that that
eloquent Kenuckian Hon Ollie NJ James shall speak for her
The Temporary Chairman, Hon. II. ID. Clayton, Alabama
Gentlemen Convention With peculiar pleasure
you physique big intellect,
eloquent living kenuckian, Hon Ollie NJ lanes
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

Below is a few questions which
union man should PROFOUND to him
self, and they should be carefully
considered and discussed in the
locals:
/. Are the farmers competent to
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

Comfy Officers;
REV. ROBERT JOHNSON, Pres, Tolu. Ky
w. H. BROwN. V-Pres., Salem, ~
GUY p. Gaifith, Sec and Treas, Mar
ion K. F. u. No. 3.
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

County Business Ag't
EUGENE GUESS, Tolu. Kentucky.
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

Executive Committee
y. 4. MORRIS. Chairman. SllAEent
Ala: 7. VI. JEFFoDs. Sec. Elgin, Okla.
w. S. MILLER. Lake Greek. Texas
|. y. MCCOLIsTER. Many La; ; J..
WILSON, Eden, Mississlppi.
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

County Executive Committee:
CHAs. W Fox. y. y. RILEY. Ed
FLANARY, +. j. TRAVIS and JNo. EAs-
ley.
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

State Officers
Z. l.. BARNETT, Sec, aud Treas, and
State Organizer, Paducah, Ky.
Crittenden record=press., 1908-08-13

rs hen 'h, stomach.
nerves get weak. thcr
alRlS- fHii Don Z ar
nor stimulate t;Ic ~ 81
That simply 0 on
prescription knand 81
whore as DR. Soll.
Restorative 90
these weak 'He COM
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1908-02-14
The SIoven.

she came to the breakfast table
in a worn, torn and dirty dress,
with half combed hair. The table
was without cloth, the breakfast
badly cooked. The children were
dirty and quarrelsome, and she saw
them slip away to school without
attempting to wash their faces or
change their soiled aprons. Her
husband had hastily swallowed a
cup of coffee and left the house
without a word to wife or children.
She sat for while gazing in
differently at the untidy table and
disordered room, and then began
lazily to set things in order. She
dawdled over her work without
spirit or system, and the children
were home from school before the
beds had been touched. The two
oldest girls hurried up stairs with
scowling faces at her scolding COM
mand to them to make up the beds.
Dinner was half an hour late and
her husband stormed up and down
the untidy house, ate an ill-cooked
dinner in sullen silence and hur-
ried from the unpleasant home.
The children followed, scattering to
the neighbors, to the barn, any,
where away from home and mother.
The darkness drove the various
members of the family into the
house again, but they came unwil-
lingly, and slipped away to bed I'M
cared for, cross and wretched with
their badly nourished bodies, and
hearts that hungered for the peace
and comforts of home.
Do you think this an exaggerated
picture? 1t is not. There are
home just like this, and the dirt
and disorder and discomfort and
heartache lie at some womans' door.
For the overworked wife and moth
er, for the invalid, for the ignorant
who are trying to learn, who are
doing their level best to bear a
heavy burden, we offer pity, SYM
pathy and help but for the indolent
woman we have only scorn.
There is no place in the universe
for lazy woman. We will care
for the sick woman, we will tolerate
a cross woman-but what shall we
do to the lazy woman. Because the
home is the very center of life, the
homekeeper must be active, orderly
and conscientious these qualifca-
tions she must have, and if she can
add to these, thrift, intelligence
and tenderness, we find wherever
she is, that most blessed and beauti-
full of all earthly delights, a happy
home.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1908-02-14
Eternal Dish Washing.

We may in this item be repeat
ing to our lady readers a tiresome
truth, but it will show them that
at least one editor appreciates their
real condition in life. The quiet
fidelity with which "she" will dish
wash her life away for him, is
marvel of endurance and grace.
Just here is the servitude of woman
the greatest. No sooner is her work
done than it requires to be done
again. Man works up jobs, ends
them, and takes his pay. This pay
can be translated into something
else desirable. A man works all
day and draws pay for his days
work. This pay allures him, as
oats a horse, homeward bound.
Thus men work by terms and jobs;
and although work is endless as to
the quantity, yet when cut up thus
into terms and jobs, we men go
heartily on our journey and count
the milestones. Not so our mate,
if we are so fortunate as to have
one. She mends our socks, and we
put our impossible toe upon the
darned spot and she darns it again.
She" washes for the family, and
the family makes haste to send
back the lEsame garments to be
washed again. "She" puts the
room in order and we get ready to
rid them up again. The same
socks, the same washing, the same
room every time. She has no sue
cessive jobs, no terms, no pay day,
no tally-stick of life. She washes
the same dishes three hundred and
times every year. No
she breaks it and is glad of
it. What a relief it must be when
she can say l have done with that
dish.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1908-02-14
Go to Farming.

A good living is what compare
lively few men succeed in making
in village or city life, and yet
nothing is more easy of accomplish
ment on the farm. Besides, there
is pleasure in cultivating and i'm
bellishing the earth, improving and
increasing its products and thus adj
ding to the aggregate of human
happiness. Why, then should
young men hesitate to be farmers
1t is both profitable and honorable.
1t is the nearest approximation to
independence that man, as men,
Der of society, can make. A gen.
tleman farmer and all farmers are,
or should be, gentlemen belongs
to an order of nobility that is not
indebted to place holders for install
lation, and may, if he chooses, be
ranked among the greatest bene-
factors of the human race. Let the
idle young men go to work on
farms, and quit seeking third and
fourth rate clerkships. In short to
go to farming and quit begging.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1908-02-14

Dill, provlding for tne change from the
present fiscal system. The bill provides
for the placing of surplus funds on hand
on deposit at not less than 2 per cent.
per annum, in State or national banks
of approved standing and responsibility
the banks to be selected with care and
judgment, though any bank may apply
for the privilege of keeping these funds
The deposits shall be subject to pay.
ment on demand by the State auditor
on the warrant of that official, the de
posits and Withdrawals to be subject te
such rules as the State treasurer NAV
prescribe.
In the House the concurrent resolution
providing for abolishing the office OF
county treasurer passed on its second
reading by a vote of 81 to Is, and sew.
eral bills were passed upon the recon-
mendation of the appropriations com.
mittee. Among these was the bill car.
rying the necessary amount for the care
and custody of the State capital and the
expenses of the government.
Among, the bills introduced in the
House was one the purpose of which is
to increase the pay of the secretary OF
state to $1,000 year, and also one rails
ing the salary of the experimenting
physician at the State insane hospital tc
the same figure.