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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-11-08
wANTEpLFEMALE HELP.

WANTED-FEMALE HELP.
wANTED-Three women cooks. board
ing houses. So. $40 so
Waitress. Idaho. S25.
1aundress. out. s25.
Good positions IN city.
INIER-MT. EMPLOYMENT ACT,
30 W. Ind South. Both phones 1883.
WANTED
Woman cook. with daughter. 5000 per
month.
chambermaids. $3.50.
mattresses, s25.da
Empire Employment Agency,
COZ f. I'd So. Bell phone 1854; Ind. 100.
WANTED
ARE YOU A HUSTLER.
II you car furnish recommendations
call Room 30. Eagle Block. &c a. m. ASK
for Sackett-
WANTED-Good pastry cook. helper to
cook. dishwasher, waitress Manitou hotel.
Quick
WANTED sewers and ap-
prentice girls. Inquire Miss Edward, 1879
Center street.
WANTED-A girl to assist with general
housework- Apply 1854 South LIST West.
wANTED-A capable girl for general
homework Apply No. Bransford.
WANTED-Ladies. copy letters at home:
spare time; good pay; cash weekly; send
stamp L. s. Advertising Agency, So
Cisco Bldg, Chicago.
WANTED-Giri. experiences cook and
waitress: none other need apply; no
chamber work; good wages; city refer
ences. 5SS I'd Ave.
wANTED-GirI TO do plain cooking. Ap-
ply 1f75 I'd Ave.
wANTED-GirI about II years old for
family OF two. Apply 0l5 East 80 South
wANTED-A good girl cook in private
family. Apply 535 East I'd South.
WANTED-Giri or woman for general
housework. good wages, at 5i7 Z. 18th So.
wANTED-Giri. general housework,
small family. g. West Sd North
wANTED-A good girl for general
homework. Apply l27 street.
wANTED-A girl for general house.
work. Apply 21s East 4th South
WANTED-Good girl for general house
work; no washing; small family. 40 I'd
East street.
Neutrality-suspicious. sewing hands in
alteration department. F. Auerbach a.
Bro.
wANTED-Women to take washing
home; references. S4S South 5th East.
wANTED-Girl for general Homework.
small family, sleep out. No. ? Smith
apartment, bet I'd and Sd So. on Sd East.
WANTED-A good woman for general
housework. Apply 20 p St
WANTED Chocolate dippers and ex-
perienced cream clippers. Apply r. Elite
Candy Co.. 30 So 5th West.
WANTED-GirI for general homework
Bell 3f54-Z. Call SIS Eth Ave.
wANTED-woman or refined girl In
family of two; house rooms; need not
cook Phone Ind. 1854.
WANTED-A competent girl for fam
| lily Of two. IS d ST., Sunday.
WANTED-Middle-ag lady to care
| for sick person during day. Call, y nl-
! to- p m, 23o So 18th E
wANTED-Good girl for general house
work. 523 So 9TH E.
| WANTED cream dipper
in candy dept. 2ss So. Main.
| OUR EXHIBIT at the state fair
demonstrated our superiority over all
| others in getting results from our teach
! ing. Utah Business College THE spec
ialist's school by specialists" Main and
| First South
! WANTED
6TROCK'S EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.
Mattresses. cocks characteristics
House girls and all kinds of restaurant
| help wanted for city and country.
East Second South Phones "a
u-.NrD T-zf -, -. So.
guaranteed silks direct from looms. Cut
any length. 10 saved. Express prepaid.
Write for information. LenoK Silk Works,
229 Fifth Ave. New York.
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JUDGE BUILDING DIRECTORY.

PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.
osi Dh; j. s. SHARP-Suite 207; phone Ind.
Seii, Bell $40. Formerly at 81 E Sd South
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SADDLE HORSES.

FOR LADIES OR GENTS. Reasonable
rates ]. y. PurselI, 81 West Sd South
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WANTED-Lady' ticket to Los An
geles. Also child's ticket Address S 8.
Herald.
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FUNERAL DIRECTOR.

EBER ". HALL. Undertaken. Embalm-
e. 225 $. West Temple. Both phones 1919
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MANIFESTATIONS.

WANTED-As housekeeper for small
family. 361 Church St., Waterloo For
est 12-Z.
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WANTED-Young gentleman wants
board in private family: Scandinavian or
English cooking preferred. Address 5 l.
Herald.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. sewers and ap-
prentice girls. Inquire Miss Edward, 1919
Center street
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WANTED-Young widow desires posi-
ton as housekeeper in bachelors or
widower's home; good cook. Write Call
1874 South 9Th East.
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CHINA DECORATING.

MRS. FRANCES NJ. DUNN. studio 6aS
Tribune Bldg, special 59c classes SatlIr-
days
EVA L. SNOW studio 4l6 Hooper bldg 4.
Christmas novelties; lessons. orders, fir,
ing.
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WANTED-AGENTS.

WANTED-Agents-A you an agent?
Do you want to be an agent? Do you
want to make money in your spare time,
or get into n permanent business2 Send
for free copy of this months Thomas
Agent" Read about new agency propo-
sitionS, new plans and sure mOney-mak-
ing pointers. and experiences of thousands
of successful agents. If already an agent.
state what you are now selling. Address
today: Thomas Agent, 445 Wayne Ave.
Dayton, o.
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FLORISTS.
CARD OF THANKS

" n uesltt 10 return our sincere thanks
Q. the many friends for the kin6naes
snoWn during the illness and death OF our
beloved husband and father.
MRS OLAF q. OLSEN.
NETTIE OLSEN.
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CARPENTERS.

SPUMAKER & SIMS, "a Richards ST.
solicit odd Jobs of all kinds about your
store OF. ,residence. Bell 4Il9. Res. 33fs-X
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WATCHMAKERS.

E. o. LINDGREN. JeweIer. n Z. Sd
So ST. Bel s9ss-K-
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No. L East ID south street
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DR. FRED c. BICKFORD-Suite 20s-s
Formerly at Summit block. rooms I and 2.
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DR. FARLEY p. MUSSER-Suite 40I-2-
4S4; phone Bell S94. For. at Templeton blk.
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WANTED-Good pastry cook. helper TO
Quick
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WANTED-Washing and ironing to TAX
home. Bell phone 1275-K.
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WANTED-Good delivery horse. weigh
ing about 100 pounds. Inquire 424 W.
9th South
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01
A CITY OF A MILLION HENS,
The Worlds Work.

Some so miles north OF San Fran.
cisco, the town of Petaluma lies IN q
moor between low mountains. 1t !.
largely built upon tho poultry indus
try. In the portion of Sonoma coun-
ty tributary to the town, over I25,-
100000 eggs were produced in 1897
more than 100000 dozen. At least
10 per cent of the people oil .he coun-
try raise poultry. IL Is not an occu-
patton. In Petaluma men are chick
on-raisers as they are elsewhere
bankers. merchants or lawyers. one
of tl,c Matching plants has q capacity
of 100000. That Is to say, 1t can,
and does, when the seasons demands
are heavy. turn out 100000 young
chickens every three weeks They
go east TO Kansas City, south into Old
Mexico, north into British Columbia.
Ducks eggs are also Matched out In
Wholesale lots in in2ubators In this
region. The Chinese are particularly
fond of ducks when they nave reach
ed just a certain age, | think it is MS
ually about nine weeks. Then the
blood which was In the quilts has
reached the body and they can be
pluvked without bleeding. one rails
er of ducks In the Petaluma region
sold last year 10000 ducks. averaging
more than Il dollar each. He sold
10000 ducks at the nine-weel<s' per-
Tod for $4,000 to Cinnamon alone,
who came to his depot in San Fran
cisco with their dollars and their
huge, swaying shoulder baskets, and
took the ducks away without waiting
for delivery.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01
HAsTY FINANCIAL LEGISLATION


According to dispatches from Wash
ington. still another currency bill has
been introduced, and the expectation
is that 1t will pass. We really hope
that this expectation will be disap-
pointed.
Not that we have formed any obJec-
tons to the proposed financial law, for
of its provisions we know very little;
but because 1t is hastily introduced,
at = late day, and Is expected to BIO
rushed through Congress in order to
satisfy n public demand that some
thing be done TO reform the national
currency.
An exchange remarks that when
party leaders frantically urge Con-
gress to do something" in an intril
cate matter like currency legislation
there is always danger ahead That
Is now the burden of tho news from
Washington. Leading men are con-
WINGED that something must be done
They do not know and cannot agree
what that something should be, but
they assert that the country was pro-
missed that law OF some kind would
be passed.
We have heretofore expressed the
opinion that next to taxation the cur
rency Is the most intricate problem
with which the law making power Is
called upon To deal, 1t is too much
to hope that what must be done in
such a hurry will be rightly done.
Haste makes waste" In vital matters
II is better TO so slow. Certainly past
legislation on this subject affords faint
expectation that the problem has been
30 suddenly, not to say 50 violently.
solved at this particular moment
As to the actual me its Of the pro-
posed measure, al! We know / that az
the result Of series of conferences
between leaders in the house, the last
OF which was tho other day
Representative Nreelan1 OF Sew
York introduced "a bin 10 take
tha place of the currency hnl
p9cseited by him last week IN
the new bin nothing is left Of the AID
rich currency hill except the provision
for the payment OF interest on govern
lnent deposits III nAlunhl DhnkN. Inc
provisions for the issuance Of omerg-
enoy currency on corporate bonds are
entirely swept away
The new bill provides for the forma-
tion of national clearing house associu.
tons by not less than ten national
banks having an aggregate capital and
surpiIs OF not less than Sj.0OoOOO. a
tax Of per cent ON emergency clrcu-
lation based ON clearing house ussocla-
tlon securities is provided for the arst
month. this tax TO be increased per
cent each month until It reaches 30 per
cont, where It Is to remain untn the
circulation Is retired.
Another section of the bin provides
for the creation OF currency commits
sion, 70 consist OF six members of tho
house, SIX OF the senate and six to be
nprchted hy the PR idant
The last section is mo- doubt Indirect
iy Intended TO make the financial in
forests of the country breathe more
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01
ILLEGAL BUSINESS.

There should be no doubt that Thu
slot machine business is Illegal, not
withstanding Judge Dlehls somewhat
famous decision. According to AT
act passed by the Legislature and APP
proved March II, 1901;
every person who keeps or oper-
ates, either as owner, agentor employe
or allows to be kept. used, operated.
or conducted in his place of business,
| or elsewhere In this State. the device
or instrument commonly known as the
slot machine, or any other similar
device or instrument for gambling. or
exhibiting bawdy pictures, is guilty
of misdemeanor."
Gambling is defined by statute as
follows:
Every person who deals, plays, or
carries on,opens or causes to be opened
or who conducts, either as owner or
employe. whether for hire or not. any
game of faro, monte. roulette. lans-
quenet, rouge ct noir, rOndo, or any
game played with cards, dice, or any
other device, for money. checks, credit.
or any other representative value and
every person who plays or bets at or
against any Of said prohibited games.
Is guilty OF q misdemeanor."
IT follows that anyone who keeps a
device by which the public is invited
to play for money, or checks. or cred
IL, or any other value. is guilty of a
misdemeanor and so are they who
patronize such devices.
The city ordinance relating to this
subject says:
1T shall be unlawful for any person
to operate or maintain for hire. gain,
or reward, any device known or de-
siEnated as a slot machine 80. no
license shall be issued for the opera
ton or maintenance of any machine
which is used for the purpose Of gam
ing for money or other property"
IL the statutes and ordinances relat-
ing to this subject are not plain
enough. 1t is doubtful whether Ian
suage can ever convey the mind and
will of lawglvers.
If the Chief of Police is willing to put
al end to this form of law-defiance,
BY which. It is charged. even the chill
iren of the community are taught to
become gamblers he can do so by
ssuing and enforcing closing order.
Perhaps another test case would then
70 tried and there can hardly be any
Ioubt or the result.
But, will the party bosses permit
lin? Those bosses have howled them
selves hoaIse against the mote In the
we Of their neighbors, and they have
10 voice with which to ask someone
o remove tho beam in their own eye.
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freely after learning that bill of some
sort Is TO be pushed through at once.
but If so. even this section will prob
ably fail OF accomplishing this Inn
mediate result for the reason that
these interests are very timid-"abnor-
mally sensitive" to use the language
OF those who most freely c.ticize tnl
ways Of capitalists. The commission
Itself VIII of course be an excellent
thrg; but as to the lay. there yes rs
to be no CRISIS that now justlhes the
passage OF measure OF the vast and
unforeseen consequences necessarily
involved in a currency measure for the
reformation OF the monetary system OF
this nation.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01
ARBITRATION.
Chicago Record Herald


A few days ago the Senate ratified
the arbitration treaty with Great
Britain, though It had received many
vigorous protests which wera intend
ed 10 prevent ratification. The treaty
resembles in its general terms one that
has been negotiated with France but
contains two provisions all its own.
ono OF these is that tho special
agreements that arc made according
to its terms shall not be binding upon
Great Britain before they are binding
upon the United States. This stipu-
lation Is due to the intervention Of our
Senate as part OF the treaty-making
power, which may cause delays, ard
II the present British suggestion "a a
novel one II will be seen that IL is a
perfectly natural one and that 1t
would merely put The two countries
en- even terms. The second provl-
sion to which we have referred relates
to the self-govcrning British colonies.
Before Great Britain undertakes to
arbitrate question IN which any of
These colonies is concerned sho must
by the terms Of the provision first So
cure the concurrence of the colony af-
fected.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01
CHURCH AND STATE IN FRANCE.

|
1r,o,a prosso ,oast. Tho, tha r,ro,,,h
church is dead as n result of the sem
arat,on Iou, ,nr which he ,ros ,,rga-
10 rooro,sihio rro o,,.,is ~.
about ,,yo- ,biras os tho Erer,,,, ratho-
ioa have Ior, tho cburoh As e,,,otoa
IN tho ritar,r,, D,oast ha oa,,s.
IT. can De SAID without rear OF con-
,,,,ess have ind,,nad tn.nNth;,,as ,,es a,,5
perhaps three-fourths OF the French
Catholics to dissolve their connection
Win Win lh1 ChuIch. IN any case the ar
adbcrents 10 the C,atbolIc raitb ana tha
number fifty, or even forty years ago,
~ enormous. It would be a great mis-
eanS " ieOhu., a az, 'no autIloel VI
less often attend the ceremonies or ioin
in the ecclesiastical acts of worship.
IL we take the word adherent IN the
Ir tho ~ c,h,,,.ch Wa ,,,'' oholi 9nd That ~
there be many wand bearers, as Plato
says, there are very few genuine mys-
tSs, me women toriil the IhaSorl.y VI
male haiievers make nm n minority OF
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01

600 population. counting all cir sour
Kitchens and mission hals at
churches" There are many sections
OF the city which are practically ia
gan. one district of 10000 popula
ton, which Is typical of many more.
has one saloon TO III inhabitants and
one church to s.1g6, In another arge
district there are some $4,000 inhabit-
ants. with n saloon to every 200 peo-
pie and a church TO every 10000 IN
the section between Twonty-fourth
and Flfty-nlnth streets west Of Ninth
avenue, there Is but one church 10
$4,000; while the district between
Forteth and Sixty-fourth streets west
of Tenth avenue contains 1868 pep
pie, and has but one church. And tho
sad part of the story Is that many
of these churches that are reckoned
ON tho map as living and performing
their duties TO these vast populations
are dead and don't know ii.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01
\ COUNTY FINANCES.

The financial status of the County Is
reflected in the fact that the authori-
les are in position to reduce the
bonded Indebtedness and thus tighten
the burdens OF taxation. IL the city
administration had had the welfare Of
the City at heart. instead of personal
interests, there would have been no
need at this time to urge another loan.
There is. of course. no truth In the
assertions Of the falsely so-called Amer
lean party organ, that the County Com
missioners are contemplating a raise in
the valuation of City property for the
purpose OF discriminating against cti-
zens of the American party That is
one OF the innumcrabIe falschoods the
party organ docs not believe itself
but which IL tries to make its readers
believe, for political purposes. The val
nation, as fixed by the Assessor, seems
to be founded upon actual increase in
values. owing To the development OF the
City. There is no valid reason for
charging political motives even IL IL
must be admitted that decrease all
round in valuation for tax pur-
poses would have been more in har-
mony with the times.
1t is stated that some OF the County
Commissioners favor still further in
crease in the valuation, of tho business
property because they consider 1t dis
pi'oportlonally low as compared 30
residence property. If the Commission
ers act uDco that suggestion thew will
we fear, commit a mistake. II is un,
doubtedly true that the rate on bust
ness property Is not proportonate to
that of residence property, but the reni-
edy for that is to lower the rate on |
homes which do not give the owners |
any revenue, directly.
There are many reasons for lowering
che valuation on residences, When tho
County is in position to pay off It's
Indebtedness 1t should be able to get |
along with less revenue. The times are
moi quite as prosperous as they We're
Il year ago 1t s harder for tho home |
owner TO save the necessary taxes. IL |
he has only wages to nelly on. Many |
property owners In the City are taxed |
TO death, and would be glad to sell |
out, If they could. Managers OF collec-
ton agencies could tell the Commits
sioners that many are In actual danger
o. losing their homes just now. The |
Board of Equalization should take the |
situation under consideration and try |
to relieve the burdens rather than in
creasing them
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01
AWFUL AIRaUAKEs.
Los Angeles Express.

Along comes gentle and agreeable
oscillation OF the California earth that
manages 20 break a few in-stemmed
vino glasses and the eastern press dis
covers its satisfaction in big black
headlines that frighten readers WITH
tales of earthquakes. with the reg
ularity Of springs coming, tremendnds
atmospheric disturbances there slay
ana inlurc hundreds upon hundreds.
an aWInl sacrifice If life and treas
urc rs offered In the tornadoes of eacn
recurrent cyclonlc April How Tort
unatc the people OF this CLINE, re-
lievod by the boneyolence OF nature
of apprehension Of such destructive
airquakes.
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JUST FOR FUN.
Then we'd Hear Things.

TITS in the world of politics." said
the laxative man, that the truth of
the old saying money talks is most
frequently proved"
Yes" replied the wise citizon, but
if hush money would only talk what
sensations we would notwithstanding
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01
is CHRISTIANITY DEoL1N1Nep
Thomas Dixon, Jr., In Broadway Mag.
a2ine.

inpIlus DIXON, Jrp In broadway Mag
a2ine,
There are fewer Baptlsts, Methodists
and Presbyterlans In New York today
than there We're 90 years ago. though
tho cltys population has been more
than doubled, The rapid extinction
Of churches OF these denominations IN
Manhattan during the past decade
shows this. In 1896 the Baprlsts re-
ported "a churches. Last year they
only claimed as. Many OF .hese
claims are pitiful ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
names of mission halls and soup ltiteh-
ems, supported by the charity 81 tne
or TWO rich men. One-half OF Them
represent hopes as yet unfulhlled. ''he
ramo thing is true Of the Methodlsts.
who reported rs churcnes In 1896
and only claim % In 1907. The Pres
byterinns reported II In 1895 and
only 67 last year. In the year 1870,
New York city had ono cnurch 10 ey-
cry iSoO in population. Last year
we could not find one churcn TO A.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01

1.-THE Chicago Automobile club has
The crazy chauffeur must CO." says
an exchange. He does, and like six
ty: that's tho whole trouble.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01

Mrs. Bormann Wells, the English
suffragette, demands protection of the
New York police. II the lady wants
protection she should apply to the
House committee on ways and means.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01

It's a pity that all roads do not lead
to san Francisco for then the rates to
visit the place during the stay OF the
battleship flee. might he made really
cheap.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01
Stage Youth.

Childrens Society Agont-Beforc
can allow you to go on as little Eva
IN this performance, l must see the
manager.
Little Evtt--I am sure he can satisfy
you. He is my son,-Baltlmore Amer
lean.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01

In Rasuming that he car absolutely
control and direct the organized labor
vote. is not Mr.. Gompers biting off
a much bigger quid than ho can
chew?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01

If a boy smokes cigarettes and won't
quit IT. he can be sent to the reform
school Why can't the same treatment
be melted out to the chimneys that
smoke?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-01
Wanted "a Chance.

The Rector--And how would you like
to b. u clergyman when you grow up,
Tommy?
The Boy-iNot for me, Pm sick Of
wearin' things that button at the back.
Metropolitan Magazine.