The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-09-10
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psis say nsan i hts oua - business.
~ scs yoa have coansse up uly tal
wrohgiy-.Ig marks issiasd - u
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sagsrsiissoas
ilon'i pea thlaf slls has . qpsenis
fEurtf ! neisf ssw qaeea. bpi Y
ihey scgf so poapds and have aeaiile
chiRs | sue. the hns.
The ofsee should sesk The man ,yvu
lsow. Thats al rghi. replied sht
Aroued aspirAnl. bot ! gave y a iair
rhhner and a NedBed aaf1dcai
Dunley ssys b. lhinks BEN ~ 10
for yachting neal samner. le's niort
than bali equipped already, Goi she
yacht. has hef No, ihs clothes,
-Dr. Curm | sse ', hase ORDER d
quite a nambeT u your patients " tbs
country. They nep3ed change, pre-
same. Dr. Blgtee ANfally. iiadu :
cent left.
--pArke Your wife has iFcmend'
Gus influence over you, hasn't shef
Lane Simply wonderful. Why. I've
gos 10 ! positively ENJOY living beyond
nay income.
n DO you think there IL any money
in polaiest qaeued lhs privileged
friend. You bel there IL, replied The
candidate sho also rau. There's where
Iol u mine Is.
No. Tommle, dear. you don't gel
any more jam Neat time, when you
have been a very good child, you get
some morp. Say, mother, do you think
IL will keep 20 longi
What's The matter old man, bust
edf Busted doesn't express Is, I'm
literally stone broke. What DO you
meant IL WAS buying a solitaire ring
for my girl thai broke NE.
Ego always monopoliles the con
yersailon talking abou, himself. Yes,
bat he ISN'T 10 bad ~ his wife. She
always monopolzes the conversation
talking about other people.
The older get the less reliance
place on my senses. And you used u
be 20 positive. What cbuaged youi
I'm engaged 10 one of par OF twin
girls who look exactly alike.
II fear no Zoe IN shining armor
sang the man al concert. Don't you,
old chapf grambled the bachelor IN the
front row, Then you try TO open q
sardine tia with pocketknife.
What makes you think this new
hand is likely 10 rise rapidly over the
other men ia the faetoryf ] noticed
last night that he worked nearly foui
seconds after The whistle blew,
--ueorer, said Mrs. Ferguson, Their,
IL al item IA this paper that tells you
how ~ kuow mad dog when you set
one. Shueksl exclaimed Mr.. furguson
I've no desire 10 know any mad dogs
Every dog has his day, sighed th,
rhlBuceroz, trying not 10 feel hurt al
the laughter Vt the crowd 1t Is true
my hide Is not very eel lifting, but JUS
wait until the fluffy effects come IL
AGAIN.
Miss Oldgirll don't envy Mis-
pt.ttytace her cOnquests. In fact,
would nos nave such ineligible admir-
ers. What is the fruit of all her fiirta
tonsY Miss PERT think one kind It
sour grapes.
Edmund II the smartest child
ever saw, boosted the fond mother. liz
Is as keen as razor. Yes, spoke al
gramp grandpa. and be reminds me .
razor. In what wayf Why. he need
slrappIng,
do you think horse racing is de
noralizingf No, answered young Mrs
Torkius. Horse racing has kept man.
husbands nome nights by preyentin,
tnem from having ear fare 30 20 any
wner. else.
Mrs. Siuhb Ii states in this maya
aine, John, that the shortest men OF
Earth are The LAplanders. Mr.. slubl
- a nj They eouldn'l be any shorle
than an American man after his sum
ner vacation.
Flushing You were pretty badl!
cut ap when you look thai eropper a
ihe chast. Any bones brokcni Elm
hurst (gloom,iyJ Well, when the doe
Tor got tue patched up il broke tel
bone bin TO settle with HIM.
The Colonel--Did you notice hoy
naturally the soldiers stormed the for
tresa 10 that military drama last night
The Major Yes, aud il was due 4
Their long training Most Of them hay,
been transforming for years,
What do you think the finish Of tn,
campaign will BET ! suppose, answer
ed Mr.. SIRIUS Barker, u viii be thu
usual finish, with one side talking
about virtue triumphant and the othe
making dark hints about fraud.
VIII you marry me. Miss Tommey
asked Mr.. Collingwood. No, indeed
replied she. son't marry the best
man on earth, OF course you won't
iou'il never have The opportunity. Blu
is no reason why You shouldn't MARI,
nae.
-l.Andlady Will you have another
help 10 the chicken, Mr. Biithers. Mr.
Bhthers ssiAr boanierl- Yes. Tn
less gel help I'm afraid my jaw
wonl stand The strain. You see neyc
praciiced mhs,lcsllon as physicA
feat
The Hobo = Say, mister, wouls
yonsc mind s,Akiu pore man NO
ans gol no home /, few pennies
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