The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1908-03-27

any way
Overcoats that were carried home
Wednesday night over the arms of
perspiring men, came down town
Thursday morning on the shvering
backs of the self-same humans.
If this keeps up there won't be any
ice famine, The very water wagon
could be used for an ice wagon.
There's one thing the "twenty-years-
ago" man on The News wants to look
out for: Every time he prints an
item stating that twenty years ago
today "a baby girl was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. So-and-So," he is indirectly tell
ing the present age of that young wO-
MAINLAND we all know what girls
think about having their ages told.
This is only a friendly tip to the t, y.
a. man.
ATCHISoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
People who Overlook" the ads, in
their reading are cultivating the habit
of "unselfishness" in its absurd sense.
A woman does not spend all her
time in buying things; she spends
part of it in taking things back.
The people you don't like are al
ways going your way.
When man fights in his mind he
always comes out victorious.
Many persons would be bright If
they were not too lazy to scour OFF the
rust.
An old-fashioned woman never says
a man had relapse; she calls it a
Setback"
Never in our life have we seen a
woman take off her jacket without
dropping her handkerchief
An Atchison man says his prayers
in French and swears in German
mere Is SOHlt COIHlOIJ III Lut Ie-
Election that some men are honest as
naturally as others are dead beats.
No man can be all his neighbor
thinks he ought to be unless he is
ashamed of himself all the time
Some men seem to labor under the
impression that they are not getting
their rights unless they fight for them.
Whenever | think of man that
like particularly well, | remember that
hardly know him. Parsons Irvine.
When you see a man who has the
same opinions he had early in life, it
is a sign he is a fool and cannot
learn
There is at least this much in a
name: it is the only distinguishing
difference between a number of
breakfast foods.
1t must be sad to be an old maid:
particularly these days, and have no
man to come home and growl all
evening about hard times.
Two old timers were telling today
what good times they used to have in
Atchison. "They are here yet"
young fellow said, "if you go out and
look for them"
The change from a pretty baby into
an ugly repulsive man, with which all
are familiar is only a slight change
compared with what Cupid undergoes
in the eyes of all who have had much
acquaintance with him.
Why do people wait until a man is
sick, and can't eat, to send him good
things? When he is well, and would
like something good, no neighbor
comes in with fancy jellies, old wines,
and things like that. Things are very
unfair.
When people see a man out riding
with two girls, they always wonder
which of the two girls he would have
preferred to leave at home, They look
so uncomfortable and crowded that no
one will believe that it was his choice
to take them both at once
A pretty girl is visiting town, and
the young men are crazy over her.
There are dozen better looking girls
in Atchison, but the young fellows
see them every day. and don't appre-
ciate them. You find pretty girls
everywhere; they are as common as
ugly men.