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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

Nothing is more amiable than true
modesty, and nothing is more con-
temptible than the false. The one
guards virtue, the other betrays it
Fenelon.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

"Brown's Bronchial Troches"
have direct influence on the throat,
relieving Coughs, ,Hoarseness and
Throat troubles. Free from opiates.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25
And He Knew.

Little Sister-What is the difference
between a felt Skipper and any othel
kind?
Little Brother &speaking from ex.
perience)-A felt slipper is felt less
than a slipper that isn't felt. See?
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25
Didn't Deny Il.

"That sharp-tongued Miss Redpepp
has been saying some mighty mean
things about you and your wife,"
What, for instance?H
Says you picked her up at bar
gain counter"
Great Scott, I did! She was the
prettiest girl that ever stood behind
one"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

To refuse to yield to others when
reason or special cause require it is
a mark of pride and stiffness.-Thom-
as Kempis.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

Live and learn is a good motto,
but at the age of 80 the average man
begins to live and unlearn.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

Grapes are squeezed six times in
making champagne, yielding wine Of
different qualities.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

That only which we have within can
we see without. If we meet no gods
it is because we harbor none.-Emer-
son.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

A wife is either the making OF a
man or the unmaking of him.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

PILES CURED IN TO IL DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
2! ltching. Blind Bleeding or Protrudinz Piles in
6to IA days or money refunded. Soc.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
That s LAXATIVE BRONO OUfNINE Look for
the signature OF K. w. GROVE. Used the World
over TO Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

There is nothing to be gained by
being knocker
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25
Lemon, Chocolate and custard Pies.

1t does not require an experienced cook
TO make good pies from 'OUR-PIE." Just
the proper proportions of all ingredients
are In the package ready for immediate
use. At grocers, 10 cents per package.
Order few packages to-day. Put up
by D-Zerta Food Co, Rochester, n. "
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25
The Fitting Domestic.

We believe it was Lytton, in "Lu-
cille," who insists that while man can
live without literature, art and books,
civilized man cannot live without
cooks" Hence man must have cooks.
How to get one and keep her is a
problem intricate and puzzling. A
cook is advertising in the newspapers
for a home in family where there
are no children, no washing and good
wages"
This reminds us of the experience
of friend. A bit OF girl, weight
eight pounds, arrived at his house and
he needed help. The ideal maid he had
boosted Of quit to get married Just
before the baby came 1t is surpris-
ing how many chances to marry do
mestics get along about the time for
the stork's arrival in the family.
But anyway" as the Irishmar says
in the farce comedy, the friend adver
tised for maid and nurse. He ad
vertised again and again. At last &.
young woman answered, but left lit
alarm upon learning there was a baby
in the house and no nurse as yet Sc
cured to take the trained nurses
place.
By this time the husband and ia
Their was progressing rapidly In house
hold affairs and had learned to wash
dishes as neatly as anybody. Then,
one bright. cheerful day, he got a girl
She looked strong and willing-but
he soon learned to his CONSERVATION
that she was too frail to wash, too
clumsy to care for the baby. couldn't
cook the simplest dishes. and, worst
Of all, could not speak English. He
asked for coffee and got a boiled DO
tato.
His wife grew a bit strong and did
most of the work until one day the
friend told the new girl she wouldn't
do. The discharged domestic put an
advertisement in the paper one time
and got AZ answers. Next day the
maiden went away, and as she left
she called back over her shoulder in
the Swedish language:
What are the wild waves saying?-
Now what do you think OF that?
Rs,,,usee4
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

Pettit's Eye SaIve 100 Years Old,
relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye aches,
intiamed, sore, watery or liberated eyes.
All druggists or Howard Bros Buffalo N. Y.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

A good way to keep well is to take Gar
held lea frequently: it purifes the blood,
insures good digestion and good healthi
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

Keep them white with Red Cross Rail RIne
All grocers sell large o. package, 5 cents.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

It's the judgment of many smokers that
Lewis Single Binder sc cigar equals in
quality the best Zoe cigar
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

Above IS Sufficient seed to grow IS Blu.
OF rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-
liant flowers and all is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOR i2c,
or If you send Ice. we will add a package
of Berliner Earliest Caulihower. John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. X. & w.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25
Hen Was Above Reproaeh.

Lodger-This egg is stale.
Landlady-Impossible. sir. Why, ]
would stake my existence on that hen.
-Fliegende Batter.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25
Something New Under the Sun.

lady in Illinois sent us l2c year ago
Tor OR remarkable collection of vegetable
and flower seeds aAd sold 1916 worth
therefDsTn. or made 3l49o That's new.
just send this notice with l2c and re-
cclve the most original seed and plant
catalOp 4lrhjished md
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

Men make houses, but women make
homes.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25
The Younq Doctor.

The Young Doctor.
How he longed to have some whiskers as
he hung his Single out,
But the hair upon his features it was
neither dark nor stout!
POUNDS, he waited long for patients, but
no business came his way.
Then at last he said: IN get 'em if
shave four times day.
So he set about the shaving with a razor
and strop,
Teasing fuzz and nap and whiskers into
quite q growing CROP
AS the sideburns spread IN texture so
his business grew apace
And the populace applauded as maturer
grew his face,
But biz wasn't much to brag of and one
day the mayor said
Don't you think 'twould be some better
if you'd find a wife and wed?"
So he hustled in the parlors and at last
he found a miss
Who was just the one he wanted, and he
sealed it with a kiss!
Now the business grew instanter and he
almost made it go.
Yet, he had to half admit it that his
practice still was slow.
Then a quiet hunch possessed him and
lie DOuSll dn dulOs lOO-
Now this foYy doctor fellow he has more
than he can do.
G @ Q
Just Before Fixing the Furnace.
How much there is to learn and how
short the time!
Z 4 4
How busy avoiding it is the man
who will not work.
Z 4 4
A feather in the hand means a
plucked bird in the air.
4 = II
Who ever heard of any one really
putting a flea in a friends ear?
Z Z 4
The lips which kiss the tears away
are the sweetest lips we ever feel.
How sadly good story depreciates
in the language of one who tells it
poorly.
Every man must wear the pinching
shoe that his own wrong-doing has
made.
A little wind kindles the fire. but
IL uOeS HOI raise IH6 QuSL 10 pay the
coal man.
Z Z z
All, how many victories we win dur
ing the interim between drowsiness
and sleep!
Z Z 4
Kindness is a sort of wisdom. that
comes to us increasingly with the de-
parting years.
L Z 4
Every man should have chance to
earn his food rather than have it
given to him when he begs.
Z Z 4
There are always little tasks for
leisure moments that, when done.
ease the turmoil of a busy day.
Z z s;
The man who strings great words
together in perfect unison and dis
plays great knowledge will have been
forgotten for centuries before the
fame of the one who sings the simple
heart-throbs Of the common people
has waned.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25
Irish Proverb

Irish Proverb.
A neighbor's testimony Is the test
Of everybody.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

The Reason.
He came to WOO her every night
AT last, with light turned DIM
She told him yes, she'd be his wife
To just get rid OF him!
The alimony now he pays
Would weekly buy a fur
He'd give lot, I'm softly told,
To just get rid of her,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

Every man should have a chance tc
earn his food rather than have il
given to him when he begs.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-03-25

There are always little tasks for
leisure moments that, when done,
ease the turmoil of a busy day.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04
INTERESTING SERVICES
IN METHODIST CHURCH

Asl interesting service was held in
the First Methodist Episcopal church,
on Beretania avenue, yesterday morn,
ing. The interior of the church was
decorated with potted plants and cut
flowers, nicely arranged to give the
place a home-ike appearance ~
The music by the choir and congre-
CATION consisted of tie good, old-fash-
Toned hymns of the church, calculated
to encourage the uniting of all voices
in prayer and praise Miss Wadding-
ton rendered the sweet solo, "Tke
Beautiful Isle of Somewhere in her
usual pleasing manner and style.
Instead of the regular morning ser
mon, the pastor delivered an address
on the history, policy and doctrines of
the Methodist Episcopal church, which
was received with much interest and
appreciation. At the close of the ad-
dress fourteen persons presented them
selves and were received as members,
Evidently this forward movement is
but the beginning of new era in the
history of Honolulu Methodism. Since
the appointment of a regular pastor
last September, and the coming of Mr..
and Mrs. Crane. the members of the
local church have felt much encour-
aged and in the several auxiliary So
eieties, as well as among individuals,
a spirit of progressiveness has been
manifest. It is the purpose of the
pastor and people together to make of
the First Church working as well as
a worshiping institution.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04
ENLIST THE SCHOOL CHILDREN.

this when the necessity of making
readiness the coming of the batteship feet is
being agtated Spokane enlist
the sehoo ldren in
children there organized by the City Beau
planting of shrubs
Towering fitting that
by Mayor Herbert Moore E. C. Blazer City Park
J. Tomey Superintendent of City Schools The munich
grounds hbbery
residents of the city, Each participant
organized Spokane
ten thousand eer6caed members among the children
public pupil least
eligible full membership of all The certificates
instructions for taking and ranspanng and shrubs while
dray the forming the association special memberships sold
a dollar each
During April Spokane
wholesome pacles witnessed city of
f + y and i s and s s hundred teams and req id redo to
while
hundred additional vehicles conveyed the garbage the debris the
incinerators
Many grade organized
reporting that required Captains eutenan had
block the ghbohood,
gathering cleaning The supplied with
reports
fences and sidewalks and they did their work thoroughly and well The zeal
children infectious, civic
only passing thought reminded of earenes and began Immediately
Rem H. Rice Chief Of the Police Department who assisted Mr. White in
dents this when 10000
and making
cleaning places
and yards and that city proverbal housewives kitchen
The accomplished dae city activity
and public of making
city planting feature,
of the city contributing 10000 packets of flower seeds
Frederic Hask traveller visited practically
Spokane during height
He said of the cleaning day dea
'fThe Spokane plan everything it,
and Every
the the cleanliness
his house This a
of house cleaning united bound
farreaehing of
dent in the work throughout
is of
which of will
toward depOpuating spread of
Spokane and the
nothing of attracting population
the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04

time, his work being that of master
of the craft.
The deceased was thirty-one years
old and leaves a wife and four small
children. He has been sick for some
time, having recently gone to Kona for
a change of climate. There he devel-
oped quick consumption and returned
home to die. He was a member of the
Ancient Order of Foresters and of the
San Antonio society and carried a
small life insurance.
The funeral takes place this after
noon, leaving his late home at four
o'clock for the Roman Catholic cathe-
dral, where the funeral services will
be held. The members of the Forest
er's lodge and the San Antonio society
will gather at the cathedral and will
escort the body to the last resting place
in the Roman Catholic cemetery on
King street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04
DEATH HAS TAKEN
MANUEL MACHADO

For the second time in two DAYS
death has selected his victim from
among the employees of the Gazette
company, Manuel Machado, who has
been with that company for the past
ten years, dying yesterday at his home
in Kalihi. He was faithful and hard
working man and much liked by his
fellow workmen and employers. He
was also an expert in his line, having
had charge of the ruling department in
the Gazette bookbindery for some
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04
DETRo1T,s CLAIM TO FAME.

Gotham talks in millions and
of
highest
with
Honolulu; light is that she
the world from their shops
output
perie like box of pills
thana nyth
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04

The the financial
the
balanced
be
the collar but bad that few
Honolulu in
them with and forgotten before
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04
MAY d
EXTEND THE FREE LIST.

visit of the bateshp feet all the places public
adopted Honolulu
of the sailors
We feel that this mistake The games
The aquarium charge list ought
there
all uniform
without
to the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04

The behavior of the visiting bue
Five hundred of em from the ships possession
riders all seemed willing
where police interference
hey msfortes eoiding with
hacks to the grins that
the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04

Democracy evidently prefers blush primary
polling of
repeated TO be furnished
much 10th elves
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04
LETTER LIST

Letters remaining unca1led for in the
general delivery for the week ending
May 2, 1908:
Alvor, Francis Maniho. A
Lord Meyers H
Allen, George L Markiewitch.
Babbitt, David Louis
Baker, Capt Frank Minger. Geo Roy
c Moore, DR. E O
Bray. Lily Page, G. B
Button, Mrs Patterson, William
Roswell s Pe@-am, Mrs Matte
Cartwright, Walter (2)
H Peterson. Mrs C
Corney. Miss Katie (2)
Davis. Mrs Mary Record, Mrs Piehu
Eward Joe Sam, Mr.
Fisher, Mamie Shovel. r + Jr
Foster. Enos Shand, James B
Hall, Chas F Smith, Mrs Louisa
Hall. w Fl Swinnvett, o s
Henry. Benjamin Taylor. John Fl
Hopkins, Mrs Wilson, Judge
Annie Adair
Hose, Moses WILLIAMS. Miss
Irvine, T H Daisy
Jacobs. Miss S NJ Wikander. Mrs
Jarrett. Miss JF
Emma Wond, Miss Mabel
Jayne, Lieut. ] L Young, Mrs A s
Jones, Mrs Annie Young, Robert Fl
Koelline, H go
Mclean, Mrs T YowIea, Mrs
McColl, w G Lizzie
JOSEPH G. PRATT,
Postmaster
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-04

The of the decided Head on their
the Along they everything up.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-09-13

Premier Com promised by Touching
for Afbertfs HOnesfU.

Copenhagen Sept 12-The Danish Premier
j. c. Christensen, tonight handed the Cabinet's
resignation to the King in accordance with the
latter's demand. The order for the Cabinets
resignation was issued this afternoon in con-
sequence of the strong public opiaicn against
the ministry, which compromised through
the Premier's guarantee of NJ AIbertfs intes-
rity.
Premier Christensen's resignation had bee
loudly demanded by the public and the news
papers ever since the downfall of NJ. Albert
The Premier publicly affirmed Albertrs hon
esty last spring. and, a few months later
through public channels, borrowed S4uOOsD for
the former minister.
Premier Christehsen's Cabinet was formed on
January H. 1905. 1t succeeded the Cabinet Of
Premier Deuntser. which resigned after a dis
agreement among the ministers over the mill
tary situation
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-09-13
UNREST OF WORKERS
London Menaced rith Most Dis
tressfM Winter of Recent Times.
Especial by French Cable to rhs Tribune

copyright 1908 by The Tribune Association
London Sept 12.-The furry caused by the
German E.mperor's premature Intervention In
the Morocco affair has passed and negotiations
among the powers are following an orderly
course. with the risks OF European conflict too
small for serious consideration. Neither diplo-
macy nor finance keeps the pessimists awake
nights Money may be drug in the market and
trade returns may show sign OF returning
prosperity, but what is most serious Is the I'M
rest in the working world. which has been slim
ulated by unwise social legislation
The Trade Union Congress. without graft
tude to the government for Mr. Asquith's
scheme. has ciamored for pensions at sixty In
stead OF seventy, advocated state maintenance
for children, and taken an advanced ground all
along the line The unemployed In Glasgow.
with an earnest young Scotsman as lea'ler,
are demanding work at fair wages from the
local authorities and dreaming about socialist
state, where everybody viii have an equal share
in everything.
The cotton trade crisis in Lancashire, caused
by an attempt to reduce wages per cent. may
end in disastrous lockout. throwing two hum
dred thousand operatives out of work.
London is menaced with the most distressful
winter of recent times. with more than half It's
artisans unemployed and with socialist agitators
clamorng at street corners for human rights
Times hard and likely to be worse IL Bry-
ans election should be signal for calamtous
period of depression In American trade.
Orville Wright's success with his eroplane has
rot been followed by much gaseous writing
came after Count Zeppelins earliest voyages
The London press has published full accounts
of his success but there has been less nonsense
about the invasion of England by aerial armies
and fleets and the substitution of flying ma
chimes for Atlantic liners
Professor Simon Newcomb's article in THE
Nineteenth Century" minimizing the practical
Importance OF mechanism for converting the air
into a theatre for commerce, has at
tracted much attention and helped 10 moderate
the transports of imaginative writer's. Perhaps
the most thoughtful comment comes from The
Morning Post" which concludes that the love
of adventure will operate to produce longer v"y-
ages than Count Zeppelin's and longer lights
than Mr. Wrfght's and that will ultimately
be found for a mechanism devised for sport
when the art of flying sailing in the air is
fairly mastered. I. ". F.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-09-13
NEW PARIS BOOKS.
Three Eminent Chefs Write Recipes
for 4rmg Pdlates.
Especial By French Gable to The Tribune
Downright fMIS by The Tribune Association.

Paris, Sept. 1.-THE great book of the week
comes from the Ministry of War, where. under
the direction of General Picquart lie Formu-
are de Cuisine de rArmee' has been prepared
by three eminent cooks, Messrs. Philias Gilbert,
Prosper Montague and Fare, while Captain
Chaumont has arranged the military part Com
mandant Macquaft tells how to detect adul-
terated supplies and DR.. Sacquepee deals with
culinary hygiene This handbook of cooking,
with 1875 practical, hourishing recipes, is being
issued to all regiments taking part in the
autumn Inanpuvres.
One of General Picquart's circulars prescribes
that selections be made from the recipes of
recruits who are professional cooks, and dis
tributed in equal proportions among all regi-
ments. lie Formulate des Cuisines" is. more
over for family use one of the best publications
that has appeared for number of years.
From F1ammarion comes "LAvenir Econom-
ique de Nos Colonies" by Eugene Jung. i'm
partial statement of the problems that confront
French colonial development in Asia and Africa.
FasQuee issues "Contes Dams la Mutt" by
Frederick Boutet, with preface by Paul Adam,
giving in the form of parable the experiences
of Partisan adventure and exposing the seamy
side of bohemanism.
Mercure de France publishes La Dame la
Lieorne," by CASTOR Charles who too often
seeks to astound his readers, but whose latest
bouquet of short stories is light and amusing
DarigOn brings out Les Etapes Douioureuses
souvenirs of the Second Empire, by Baron Albert
Verify. who finds something and interesting
to relate concerning the latter days of the reign
of Napoleon III.
Fisch Bacher issues "Etudes d Art" by Landre
Wallet, outlines enabling students to appreciate
the latest phases of painting and sculpture
O.