The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-08-06
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No; we just endure II with Feslgna-
tion.--London Tit-Bits
"If you were awakened BY a fire
In the middle OF the night what would
you think OF saving irstY MY trou-
sers Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Her Husband-Oh. I wish hao
never learned 10 play poker. His Wife
You mean you Wish you had learned.
don't youf-chieago Daily News
"A woman's No means Yes"
''You think soT' Il know 80. Don't
your "No; am all over that lilu-
sion- am married. Nashville Amer
lean.
THAT new preacher you have Is a
pretty wideawake young man. Isn't
hep yep Keeps right ON prsachln'
when everybody else Is asieep. "-cievs-
land Leader
Nell--A girl shouldn't marry man
TIL she knows all about him. Belle
Good gracious II she knew all about
him she wouldn't marry hlm.-Phlla-
delphia Record.
why do they have consultations OF
physicians. pat" Sometimes one doc
tor can think Of something to operate
Tor that hasn't occurred 10 the other"
Tho Smart Set
Tody-Jennie tells me young Wood
BY proposed 10 her last night Viola
don't think know him II be we'll
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fused hlm.-London Tit-BitsL
Constable-cogne along. you've got
20 have a bath Tramp-A baFfE
Wat wlv wafer7 Constable or
course Tramp couidn'f you manage
Il wiz one o them vacuum cieanersf
Mira Gramercy-I hear the customs
authorities seized all the nnery you
brought over from Paris VIII Il 30
a total Iossf sirs rark--why. no
dear; ] got my name IN the papers-
Puck
Why did you shake your est Al the
SPEAKER WELL replied the Con-
gresham. I dldnr want the whole
session 10 slip b. without my having
made motion Of some Kind. --rhlia-
delphia Ledger
-who u the Old die over there with
the comic coat. the stoveplpe hat ana
he baggy knecd frouaerxY- That's he
professor who = lectnriug on the alb
'uriities % womans druaA~-clsve-
and Plain Dealer
bridget said Mrs Grouehy. Il
ion't Ike the looks % that man who
allied 10 So you last night -wen.
rcil.r replied Brfdect. FAINT Il funny.
na'amf he aaid the sanic thing about
Tou. ~--philadeiphla Prrsa
= ncver offset 10 fair criticism
aid tho pompous younx actor. what
'ou object %. I suppose" said tho
ritlc. Is the understanding most peo-
le have % the meaning of the word
'air.' Chicago Record.Hcraid
on reaching a certain spot the driver
rrncd around on hls seat AMI observed
. the passengers: -From this point
be- road u only accessible 10 mules
nd donkeys: I must therefore ask
be- gentlemen TO SIT out and proved
n foot"
Lady" said Meanderlng Mike. n
ont blame dat dog Of yourn for fryin-
} bite me- why notY' ~Bccanse Il
bows bis intelligence. Dc last time
came dis way handed him a piece
pie you gave me~-waahIngfon
D. c. Star.
Visitor-And how Is Pat this morn
81 Mrs Patrick O'Grady-surc. yer
NOR, It's still alive he l2 Visitor
ia you give him the soup I scutf
r.. Patrick O'Grady-wen. no. air.
lther Pheian said II would only DO
ter dclayin' him.--London Sketch.
"Ah. yes" said Senator smuRx. In
self-satisfed way. Il got my start
life By clerking In humble gro
y store at a salary Of 50 per week
4 managed to save money on that
Tut" replied the astute reporter.
nat, Of course. was before cash rcx-
ers were invented
the greatest man who
" lived In this community was Jcn-
s--broad-mInded. big hearted ana
lIiant-and yet he died with all his
cnts and goodness unsupported.
nes--IIow did you come to and out
1ut 1T Brown--f married his
iow.--Iondon (Eng.) ThBits.
ladies'" called the president OF the
iernoon Whist Club. '1ndies. Il has
N moved and seconded that fhcre
n be no conversation at the card
les What shall we do with tho
tionw Il suggest that we discuss
While we play" pped a shriIl voice
N table A. And tho suggestion was
pied.
how do you like being
-ried. John7 John-Don't like II Mt
PubIican-why. what's the matter
she, John7 John-well. first thing
the morning it's money; when
) 'ome to my dinner it's money
In: and Mt supper It's tho same.