Oxford Democrat., 1908-05-26
Johns Letter.

To whom it may concern-and it con-
Germs all who are afflicted with rheuma-
tic pains: 1t is very simple and mex
pensive remedy. | have used it for a
week or two, and my guarded and twist
ed and pain. plagued fingers are less
painful than they have been in a long
time. Take one-half teaspoon of cream
tartar, and the same of common baking
soda-not baking powder-and one-half
cup of hot water, and when done foam
ing down with it, night and morning,
and when you feel the benefit from it
stop twitting me of having lived in vain.
Mr.. Woodford of New York was it? No
wonder that | thought it might be
Sprague, there is such resemblance in
the sound.
notice that the patrons of the Turner
Center Creamery Association have quite
a long string of questions to answer on
that chart--or whatever it may be called
which the ordained powers that be
have sent forth. II those are not
enough-plenty and variety-the list
might be extended thus:
Do you eat onions before milking?
Raw?
Stewed?
Fried?
Do you chew burnt coffee to tone
down exhalations?
What brand?
Those are all the really practical ques-
tions that occur at the present sitting,
and they come by inspiration. Excuse
me IL laugh. | do sometimes just for
health. II is great health promoter
and flesh former. Have made personal
application and know. 1t is superior to
peanut butter, and peanut butter is a
close second. When in need of spring
and summer information, come, or send !!
We keep it in stock. No trouble to show
goods. II costs but a postage stamp.
Usefulness and satisfaction guaranteed
or stamp refunded-or one just as good
licked and well licked. Come early and
avoid the rush!
Miss Shackley, late of Good Will
Farm, now of the Webster School, Au-
burn, eighth grade, an acquaintance of
niece Mabel. spent Saturday and Sunday
at II. DIS. When we were there she was
casting up test marks of her forty-nine
scholars. When the first 100 was the
result of her manipulations she looked
up with a twinkle and said, "It is a
girl" We waited for the next 100.
Another twiakle, SIT is a girl" The
third 100 was the same. 1t was getting
monotonous. The fourth happened to
be a boy. | think those were all who
reached the limit. / wonder If hers is
an exceptional school. They do say
that the feminine brain weighs about
two ounces less than the male brain.
Sometimes quality makes up for guam
tity.
Possibly the male student exercises
his muscles more than he exercises his
brains. Doubtless the weaker sex, the
best and the most buxom one, could
hardly kick the football higher than 80.
Perhaps she might If she wore blOomers.
OF course am not an expert on women
and their general makeup, but l haven't
passed along life's highways and by.
WAYS with eyes shut and cotton in my
ears, and what l have seen and heard
has left an impression, If you will
allow me. The impression may be
wrong, but there it is. but-she can't
vote.
Have you nothing but praise for the
quality of that extra two ounces of gray
matter which is distributed throughout
the Uranium in such position that il
denies the divine right of the lesser
brain, by about couple Of ounces, tc
tsay, in a practical manner, under wha'
laws she shall live in Gods world
which she should share equally with
him who claims the extra two ounces?
o, we are not so lop-sided, and what
few brains were furnished before we ha6
an idea of being born, were not dis
tributed in such way that we fail to
see and understand that certain un
deniable rights are not confined to se,
or "previous condition" Neither brains
nor weakness of the body nor size of th'
calf, muscle nor Drawn, have part or 10
in the matter. Self-evident to all who's,
brains are we'll located.
JOHN.