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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-07-11

senting on this side of the Atlantic.
the grand and imposing spectacle, of
a government OF free institutions, of
a land of liberty. but liberty regulat-
ed by law. must naturally catch the
inspiration OF his country's ideals and
have within his being corresponding
feeling Of pride, dignity and self-re-
spect.
Sail on. Oh! Union
Strong and great.
Humanity with all its hopes and
fears,
Hangs breathless on thy fate"
In our young and growing city of
Clarksburg. destined to be the
metropolis of West Virginia. We
possess faithful. efficient. and brave
police force. composed Of men Of in
telIigence. dignity and character. who
have the, confidence and respect OF
the public, and who have always been
found equal to any emergency. 1t
is confidntly believed and expected,
that the police, under the leadership
Of our gallant young Police Chief
Stealey, viii attain to the highest
standard OF efficiency and usefulness;
and win honorable distinction.
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EIoped to Oakland

An elopement that Just been
brought to light and which but which
a few Of the friends of he parties con-
cerned have learned. or as yet even
srumlsed. On the morning OF tho
Fourth Mr.. Elmore B. Kearns. and
Miss Emma b. Grimm, without say
ing word about It to their parents
or friends, boarded train for Oak
land, Md, and were married there.
A few days later they returned and
have taken up APARTMENTS in a cosy
little dwelling on Mulberry street.
The bride Is very popular young
lady OF the West End. ana was grad
uated at the High School here a year
ago.
Until recently Miss Grim was en-
ployed at a local dry goods store.
Mr.. Kearns, the bridegroom, was
in the army several years, being In
several important engagements in
Cuba and the Philippines. but was
honorably discharged about a year
ago, and has since been employed as
shipping clerk in a local establish
ment.
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Entertained at Party.

Miss Margaret Watkins, of Point
Comfort. gave a delightful party Fri.
day night at her home In honor Of
her cousin, Miss Genevieve Wood
who Is visiting her from Durham, N
c. Dainty refreshments were sery.
ed, and delightful evening was
spent in games, music and other di.
versions. Those present were Misses
Mary Watkins. Marian Flowers, Mary
Coleman, Lucy Dawson, Maude Bog.
CESS. Mabel Long, Ada Stealey, Bess
Stealey, Nellie Cost, Bess Crummit
Eva Douds and Merle Little, and
Messrs. Isaac Kelley. John stealey
Friend Ruttencutter, Rolla Jones
Brooke Watkins. Roy jenkins and
Fred Radford.
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,BAl.rMoRE&OHlG
RAILROAD.
-

Schedule, effective May II. 1908
CLARlSSBURG, w. VA.
Daily. x Daily except sunday.
Sunday onEy.
MAIN LINE, IGASTBOUND.
Cumberland, Washington, Baltimore
Philadelphia and New York, depart
1859 am, s5:40 Pm. 1885 pm.
Arrive '12:53 am. 1855 am. .s:0i
pm.
MAIN LINE, wESTBoUND.
Parkersburg. Cincinnati, Louisville
and st Louis, depart 1898 am,
1850 am, 6:03 PM. Arrive 1854
am, $40 pm. 9:25 pm.
Parkersburg Accom-, depart s7:2s
am. daily except Sunday: Sunday
only $50 p. m. Arrive 1920 m.
xT:20 pm. Sunday only $50 pm,
W. VA. 6 PITTS, NORTIIBoUND.
Connellsville and Pittsburg, depart
x6:15 am. Arrive x11:05 pm.
Fairmont and Morgantown, depart
x6:15 am, xS:35 am.
w. va. s. PITTS, SOUTIIBOUND.
Weston, depart, x6:0Q am, 10000 am,
x11:30 am, x4:1R pm. Arrive xs:5I
am, zs:4o am, x2:15 pm. $500 nm
x7:05 pm.
Pickens, depart xs:o0 am, x4:1S pm
Arrive xs:55 am. x7:05 pm.
Redwood and intermediate points, de-
part xb:00 am, x11:30 am. Arrivs
1876 am, x7!05 pm.
Webster Springs, depart xI1:?0 am
Arrive x2:15 pm.
WEST VA. SHORT LINE.
New Martinsvillo and Wheeling Ac.
com, depart $500 am, x2:45 pm.
Arrive x11:2S am. 1880 pm.
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over Tnirty-Fire Yenrs

In 1892 there was a great deal OF
diarrhoea, dysentery and cholera in
fantum. 1t was at this time that
Chamberlaln's Cole. Cholera and d.
arrhoea Remedy was first brought in
to use. 1t prived more successful
than any other remedy or treatment,
and has for thirty-five years main
tained that record. From a small
beginning its sale and use has extend
ed 10 every part OF the United States
and to many foreign countries. Nine
druggists out OF ten viii recommend
It when their opinion Is asked, al
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POLICEMEN
Continued from page rourJ

sympathy and sorrow for the dead Of
ficers, for the brave men who had
died in the line of duty, for the
heroes who had laid down their lives,
in defense OF law. order, and the
right, wildly recalls the lines:
"Stoop angels hither from the skIes,
There is no holier spot of ground,
Than this, where manly virtue lies,
by mourning women crowden."
1t cannot be denied. or ignored,
that official corruption, among some
of the higher officers of the police, in
some American cities, has too often
been manifest. but this is largely ow-
ing to the debasemeut OF the political
standards In those cities, and does not
discredit. or detract from the honor
and dignity, of the police as whole.
The recompense to the American po-
lice officer. for all this falthfulness
and devotion to duty. is more estim-
able and enduring. than any mere
money consideration; and that is the
ever present consciousness that his
life Is devoted to unfolding the right,
to the restraint of the evildoer, to the
support Of the law, which guards and
protects life and property, to the con-
servation OF the best interests Of So
ciety; that his work enures to the
preservation OF society itself. ond the
advancement OF civilization. To this
is added the deep and abiding faith
in the esteem, the respect and honor,
In which he Is held by his fellow citi-
zens, their trust and confidence in
him. as one OF the main bulwarks, of
social order, and good government.
Surely there must be something en-
nobling in such influences, a reaction
upon mind and character. that must
be beneficial, and inspiring, and per-
maneptly good. 1t is the common OBJ
seryatlon and experience OF mankind.
that those whose lives are spent in
deeds and work. which mainly bene-
fit others. especially involving heroic
effort and self-sacrifice, are always
,pervaded by a sRenaltar dignity and
selt-respect. a modest subconscious-
ness Of their own value and worth,
and are always characterized by an
elevation Of sentiment and mind. The
American policeman, permeated as
his whole being is, by thektraditions
Of American freemen. freemen Of the
mighty English-speaking race, pre-
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though tley have other medicines
that pay them a greater proft II
can always be depended upon, even
n the most severe and dangerous
cases. For sale by all druggists
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A. Wright, of Morgantown, was a
bushes visitor here last night.
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SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

Twenty-Five Gems Is the Price a
Peace.
The terrible itching and snarting.
incident to certain skin diseases, a.
most instantly allayed by applying
Chamberlaln's salve.- Price 2E cents.
For sale by all dealers.
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EntertnIned Mt Dinner

Mr.. and Mrs. f. G. viger enter
tanned Mr.. and Mrs. C. E. Lamberd
at dinner at the Waldo last evening.
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SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06
SIX STORIES
UNDERGROUND
New Era in Erecting Build
.ings in New York Has
Commenced.

The proposed forty-three story
building at No. so Broadway marks the
beginning of new movement in sky
scraper construction, for six stories
will be underground, and they have
already been rented on a long lease
for total rental of $1,000 .a00 Will
lam C. Hazlett, of No. s1123 Broadway,
is the architect. and in an interview
granted to the World told about the
plans for the new building, says the
New York World.
1t will be constructed by the Broad
way and New Street Realty company,
at a cost of $3.50. 900. of white enam-
eled brick and terra Gotta and will
be $50 feet 6 inches tall, the tallest
single compact building in the city.
And in view of the probable action OF
the city to limit the height of build
ings, it viii, according to MIR. Haz-
lett, be the last of skyscrapers in
New York. The Singer and Metropol-
itan buildings alone in the city tower
higher than will the proposed build
ing, but neither, said Mr.. HaZlett, is
a compact structure
Why He Went so Far Underground.
When asked how he happened to
plan six stories underground Mr.. Haz-
lett said: "A man asked us how far
we proposed to carry the building
down into the ground and ! told him
about fifty feet. If you will carry il
down aS far as you possibly can he
said, i will rent all the space on a
long lease
Il asked him what he wanted to
use it for and he said. 4 won't tell
you. but it will be for legitimate
purpose
so we planned for structure five
stories below water level: SO tenants
in the lower levels can't hang pic
lures by driving holes through the
walls
With the improved methods of light
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06
PROGRESS OF THE
SOUTH SINCE 1880

| Baltimore, Nd, Dec. I'm publish
ing its statistical summary of South
ern advance in population, wealth, ag
riculture, manufacturing, mining, lum
bering, railroading, commerce and fl
nance, the Manufacturers Record
says in this weeks issue that inven'
tory of accomplished facts of South
ern progress since 1880. when it was
enabled to resume its normal career
and of it's material resources still to
be thoroughly developed, makes it
impossible for the South's Thanks
giving celebration to be condensed
into the one day set apart by the
civil authorities. Things that have
been done are broadly suggested in
the following figures of increases on
various lines in the past twenty-eight
years: 49,.
Population, from 1888 $50. to IS,
S34. 705, or by 10,464,745. equal TO
63 q per cnet.
True value of property, from $685.
000. 900 to S20,073, 6S6.216, or by $12,-
56S. 6S6.216, equal to 167 per cent.
Capital in manufactures, from $751;
244,5 S4, to S1,100, 000, 900. or by s1,S42,-
755.436, equal to 1866 per cent.
Products of manufactures, from S451,'
454,777 to $4,000, O0o. 900 or by $2,142,.
545.223. equal to 1859 per cent
Capital in cotton mills, from $21.-
00O, 900, to $685., SOC, 600. or by s245,-
100000, equal TO 1.169 per cent
Active spindles in cotton mills. from
667,754 to 10,443,761, or by 9,776,0o5,
equal to 1864 per cent.
Active looms in cotton mills, from
1923 to 222 .539, or b. 20S.216, equal
to I,453 per cent.
Cotton used, from 10S,694,SS9 pounds
to / Loss. $40 ,SSS pounds. or by 950,S25,-
004 pounds, equal to SD per cent.
Capital in cotton oil mills from 3d.
500, 900 to $50, 900 600, or by SS6,200,-
600, equal to 2.269 per cent
Pig iron produced, from 397 sol tons
TO 3,445,221 tons, or by 3,047.9 tons,
equal to 767 per cent.
Coke made from 372.4S6 tons to g.
2s0.471 tons, or by Sss17,o35, equal to
2,94 per cent.
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ing, ventilation and heating, the un-
derground rooms will be just as health
full as the thousands of offices above
ground where artificial light is used
during the day,
Engine and Boilers.
An extraordinary feature OF the
new building is that the engine and
boiler rooms will be on the third and
fourth floors. There viii not be
enough wood in the building to make
toothpick. There will be in 1t 5000
to 5000 tons of steel, 12,060.000 bricks
and nine acres of rental area. The
hole in which the building will set
would contain the average five-story
apartment house.
When asked if it would be larger
than the proposed Equitable building.
Mr.. Hazlett said he understood the
construction of that building was very
uncertain. Il am told that the policy
holders object TO such a large build
ing" he said The new building
code, which I am given privately to
understand will go into effect on Jan.
for the Equitable has permission TO
build But no other plans for sky
scrapers have been accepted .
I'VE shall begin construction imme-
diately and the building viii be finish
ed in May, 1910. The ground will be
white and I shall use blue, green and
yellow terra Gotta. l believe that
with the extensive use of burnt clay
for fireproof materials and the conse-
quent flat treatment of constructions
that color effects are necessary. and
/ have made elaborate use of them
in this building.''
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06
MORGAN BUYS
!: :. A FAMOUS RUG
Financier Pays Big Sum For
Antique Formerly Owned
by Lat. Gov. AInes..

J. Pierpont Morgan has added an
other costly rug to his extensive COZ
Iectlon OF antique rugs and tapestries
1t became known yesterday that the
famous financier and connoisseur had
come into possession of a rare old
Chinese rug which formerly covered
floor in the home of the late Gov.
Oliver Ames in Boston, SAYS the New
York World. In 1895 the rug was
valued at $500, but it is understood
that 1t cost its present owner a gredr
deal more than that.
Definite information as 10 the price
paid or the details of the transaction
was not forthcoming yesterday from
Costikyan & Co.. of No. 90 East 10Th
street, who made the ~ale for the
Ames estate. Mr.. Morgan AMI his sec
retarleS were equally reticent .ahout
the matter, but it isl understood that
he had coveted his latest purchase for
long time
The rug is 25 by % feet, yellow.
blue and gold the imperial hues of
me emperor 81 China, being the pre-
dominating colors. These ar, woven
central figure of which is a huge
dragon in the act of swallowing The
sun Color effects representing
clouds, land and water, aire 1T the
appearance of painting The border
consists of thes interlockiag square
network which is generally seen in
rugS of Chinese make
Like all antiques, the rug is accom-
panied by an alleged romance whisa
has to do with its presence in this
country This is the story in the
present instance: In the centre of
the imperial palace in China is a
grand hall. This is covered with a
rug or rare design. Each new emper-
or Il entitled to new rug tae old one
being destroyed under the direction
of the mandarin A willy old mandar.
in with an eye to business didn't burn
this rug when ordered to- do so. He
sold ii to a British trader and paid
for his eommercialism with his head.
Former Gov. Ames purchased the rug
in this city and took 1t to Boston.
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Special Agent.

Value of lumber products from $50,
100000 to $685., Zoo, 900, or by 1926, 900,
600, equal to $50 per cent.
Lumber cut from 3,410,294, 900 fee
to 10 .323, 49,, 900 feet, or by 1888, $50,
900 feet, equal to 466 per cent
Value of farm products, from $3.50,
000, 900 to 81, 225, 000. 900, or by $1,565;
900. 000, equal to 237 per cent.
Bales of cotton raised, from 5.723.
934 to 10,5s2. $50, or by 4.S59,0S2 bales
equal to IS per cent.
Coal mined, from 6,037.00 tons tc
S94, S2s. 1856 tons, or by 8S,792,S32 tons
equal to lao per cent.
Iron ore mined from sS42,4 asa tons tt
6.316,027 tons, or by 5,473,573 tons
equal to 649 per cent.
Petroleum produced from 10000
barrels to 27,239,0 57 barrels, or by 81.
060,057 barrels, equal to 15.11S pei
cent.
Phosphate mined, from 190,763 tons
to 1888. 1873 tons, or by .2,062,435 tons
equal to 1851 per cent.
|. Railroad length. from 20.612 miles
to 67,1S1 miles, or by 1860 miles
equal to 221 per cent
Exports from Southern ports, from
1894 .905,753 to $64S,09S,7 us or by 1888,
1926 equal to las per cent
Aggregate resources of national
banks, from s174,464, 172 to s1.100, III,
or by 92S,652,666 equal to 541 pei
cent
Individual deposits in national
banks from s64,733,249 to 1851, III,
537, or by $466, 544. 2SS. equal to 721
per cent.
Deposits in state banks, savings
banks, private banks and loan and
trust companies. from $50, ,576 Jc
1924 1872 37, or by S541 ,307 1851, equa
to 649 per cent.
Expenditures for common schools
from $685. 40 to $37 1857 .615, or By
27.S9i.575. equal 10 2S5 per cent.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06
STYLE I'M PENSACOLA.

!. The Pensacola young woman in the
correctly trailing, lanky gown AMI the
tremendous furs and mountain plateau
nat who had arrived to call on her
bay shore friend was greeted in an alb
stracted manner by that young wo-
man Her hostess held in her hand
a Target sheet of paper and a. pencil.
The paper was covered with figures-
"I've the greatest piece OF news to
tell you," began the girl in the trait
ing gown Its"
adele" interrupted her hostess,
1--WE been robbed"
GRACIOUS" cried the caller. ''Who
what"
"As nearly as / can figure If out"
began the young woman with the pa
per and pencil. 1--WE lost just eighty
nine hours and sixty-fye minutes
no. that's wrong inety-eight hours
and day and half extra-well, any
how. IL / don't know it's a bad case
of robbery. Somebody in Paris is re-
sponsible,"
The girl in the trailing gown looked
perplexed and q triie nervous. why
May." she murmured- DO you feel
quite well, dear? Your head-why
don't you lie down for while? May
be 1t would make you feel better"
Somebody in Paris has robbed
me" declared the hostess, firmly.
why, you can remember the time,
cant you, when you allowed only
about an hour to get ready for par
ty2 And in twenty minutes you could
change into street clothes? And 1t
took about five minutes to do ap your
hair? Dear, dear. Those were happy
days."
Il don know said the caller, Il
don't think / can remembers so far
hack.r
''Fudgels said her hostess. I'm
not asking you il you can remember
when they wore polonaises and hoop
skirts, and. anyhow, / know you are
as old as / am because your Aunt
Martha told me all about it! Why,
when first began to put up my hair
] just brushed it all together on top
of my head and gave it two or three
twists, jammed in some hairpins, fuf-
Ted II out loosely around the front
and there I was and a pretty good
looking piece of work, if do say it,
Now, Adele, you know perfectly well
the girl isn't born today who can ar
range her couture inside of forty min
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06
Had . Close Call.

Mrs. Ada L. Groom, the widely
known proprietor of the Groom Hotel.
Vaughn, Miss. says: For several
months suffered with a severe cough,
and consumption seemed OF have ITS
grip on me, when a friend recon-
mended DR.. Kings New Discovery.
began taking ii. and three bottles ef-
fected a complete cGre-~ The fams
of this life saving cough and cold
remedy. and lung and throst healer is
world wide. Sold at all druggists
soc and s1.00. Trial bottle free
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06
Misunderstood.

Mother-Now tnen, young man.
won't let you play football again in a
hurry, and you'll get no supper to-
night.
WiIiie-Why, is supper al oyer2
Mother-You know very well it is
You saw me at the back gate and
heard me calling an hour ago.
wiilie-why-er. ] thought yer wuz
just applaudin' de touchdown | made
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06

s s. the best treatment for cataT.h because it
oa and entirely remove the catarrhal matter and which
and tated by this injected condition
ears nIucus dropping back into the throat
heny relieved until the blood purified equals
of by
Then when
purified
greatly built Book free
10 all who write
- THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.., ATLANTA GA
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1t Seems So.

70 SccH1S 80.
His Son-Wnat does the end-seat
hog do in winter, pa2
His Dialects fat. so that it will
be difficult to get by him the next
summer.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06

to be married on the 10th at in the
afternoongv
It'll be an. S>yc'cIock wedding con-
tradicted the hostess Harriet may
say at 4, but unless the styles change
nobody'H be dressed until several
hours later
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06
COLD WEATHER FABLE.

OOLO WEN HEH FABLE.
once smart hare met a wise fox
"B-r-r-r" chartered the hare.
! What's the trouble. my friend p"
questioned the fox, craftily.
Why, this weather is terrible. /
am. almost frozen"
The wise fox winked UP at the
crow in the tree.
In that case, my friend,~ he
chuckled, Il think you will find it warm
er inside than it is outside
Without further ceremony he swal.
lowed the hare. 80
Moral-It is not always safe pol
icy to complain about the weather.
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" be matLfc1 oi INC 1o1u a. IN INC
-TtIl be an. SO clock wedding, con
tradicted the hostess Harriet may
say at 4. but unless the styles change
nobody'n he dressed until several
hours later" -.
HIT or MISS.
In hustling for no. 2 widow looks
out for No. 1.
The average man keeps a lot of
ready-made excuses on. tap. =
In after years what man. doesn't
know his son can teach him.
A mans enjoyment of cigar is not
governed by the cost thereof.
You are not entitled to much credit
for doing the things you want to do.
The outcome of a. trip on the mail
monial sea depends largely on the bal
last.
How a man does ike to have his
wife refer to him as an authority on
anythingl
woman isn't necessarily the sun
shine of mans life because she
makes it hot for him.
When a man shouts his virtues
from the housetop it's time for peckle
to sit up and take unfavorable notice
Every married woman should imag-
inc that her husband is the only man
who has brains enough TO understand
her
If the festive gobbler escapes the
Thanksgiving slaughter on account
old age he should rejoice because of
his tough luck.
= Nc.woman is as truthful as sher
mirror.
Few women waste money-if they
haven't got it.
The meddlesome third party causes
many divorce.
It's nothing to mans credit If no
one will trust him.
It's a sign girl likes to be kissed
II she says she doesn't.
man who never accomplishes any
thing always looks the part
/, It's awfully hard to find your conf
dence after it has been misplaced.
When you are expecting an oppor-
tunity it usually misses the train
The average man takes lot o!
credit for doing his duty when COM
PEELED TO.
Some people are living examples of
the conventionality of the unconven-
tional.
Walking in the sunshine will not
aiways~enable a man to escape the
shadow of suspicion.
Many a homely woman derives a
lot of satisfaction from the belief that
she is clever.
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A mans enjoyment of cigar is no
governed by the cost thereof.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06

You are not entitled TO much credi
for doing the things you want to do.
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In after years what a man. doesn'i
know his son can teach him.
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QUEER. ISN'T TT

QUEER, ISN'T TT
You cannot make a silken purse
And use a hogs left ear,
The product would be something
worse
Than blacksmith work, ] fear
But you can make In double quick
A scholar wise and tall
Out of a youngster who can kick
Thetcval pigskin ball.
THE RAG TIME MUSE
A young Pensacolian called Dicky
Was exceedingly fond of gin-ricky,
He drank and he drank
Till his mind became blank,
And his talk incoherent and hic-ey.
A charming young woman named
Ginter
Got married in Millview last winter.
Her mans name was Wood
And now, as they should,
The Woods have cute little splinter
A giddy young maiden from Milton
Had always had hopes that she'd buiii
on
But when she was we'd
To "A ten per" twas said,
Hope fed from the maiden from
Milton,
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The outcome of a trip on the mail
monial sea depends largely on the bal
last. ~
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| The average man keeps a lot of
ready-made excuses ON. tap. :
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-12-06

How man does like to have his
wife refer to him as an authority on
anythingl