Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-11-21

well, Jnat was kind OF poser, even
for Mr.. James Opper Hopper Know-it-
All. He commenced to tell about So
ciety and pink teas-I guess twas
pink; might have been sky-blue
though-and races. and opera parties
and stocks, and strenuous life'' and
the land knows what. It seemed to
simmer down finally to that book The
Natural Life Seems there was a
kind of craze around New York and
the cities, stirred up by that book. to
get clear of luxury and comfort and
good times and so on, and get to
living like poor folks. Living the
Natural Life" the valet called it.
500" says I, thinking of how 1
had to scratch to keep body and soul
together I've been right in style all
my days and didn't know it. Hum,
going cranberrying and fishing and
claiming and taking gangs of summer
folks out on seasick parties is the
proper thing, hey? And your boss and
his chum want to live simpler
Yes, he said they wanted to live
real simple.
WELL" says I, 'if Hubby Ann Scud-
der cooks for 'em that's the way
they'll live
He went on with another rigmarole
dDOuL nOW Tie f10dVSulleS ncO llt00 AL
New York. Cutting out everything
about himself and that British lord
which was two-thirds of the yarn
there was some stuff about a girl
named Page that interested me. Seems
she was the real thing in society, too.
| Had money and good looks and fine
clothes-an the strenuous nuisances.
And she was engaged to Hartley once,
but they had a row or something and
broke it off. And now she was en-
gagged to Van Brunt.
But, see here" I says, puzzled. IF
she's engaged to Van why amt he to
home counting her instead of dissipat-
| ing on baked beans and thin feather
beds over to Scudder's? Why amt he
to home in New York getting ready
to be married?"
Well, the marriage, so James said,
was to be arranged later. Near as
could find out Van and this Agnes
Page had mighty little to do with the
marrying. Twas their folks that was
fixing that up. Agnes herself had
gone to Europe with her ma When
she was to home she was great on
charity. She done settlement work,
whatever that is, and her one idea in
life was to feed ice cream to children
that hankered for fishba1ls and brown
bread. This want exactly the way
Lord James give it out, but twas
about the sense of it.
Eyes, yes says 1. But how does
Hartley like cumming around with
the Teller that's going to marry his old
grip"
Hartley. and Van was chums; loved
oh, hattQT
Little thing like a girl or two didn't
count Hartley was kind of used up
and blue and down on his luck and
suffering from the Natural Life dis
ease; he wanted to cut for simplicity
and Nature. So Van, havin' a touch
of the Natural himself, come along to
keep him company.
But this Page grip says 1. How
does she feel on the Natural Life Ques-
tion?"
"Oh, she believes in it too" says
his lordship. "Only she's more inter
ested in FER charity and 'elping the
poor and heducating EN-" says he
1 fetched a long breath. 3'Wel, Mr..
Opper-Hopper, 1 mean" I says,
you can say what you want to, but I'll
still hang on to my first notion. /
think the whole crew is stark. raving
crazy"
I'd noticed that he hadn't been pull
ing at my cigar much-a good five
cent Bluebell cigar twas, too. Now he
put it down, kind of like twas loaded
my good feller," he says. Would
you mind if I tried one of me own
weeds? Ave one yourself" says he
/ took the cigar he handed me- 1t
was one of Van Brunt's particular
brand.
"Humph,'' thinks I, your bosses
may be simpletons for the love of it,
Brother James. but not you. No, stree!
You're in it for the value of the man
ifest''
In another half hour or SO the
Heavenly Twins showed up alongside.
And then 'twould have done you good
to see that Wallets back get Timber.
He bowed and scraped and Sired
till you couldn't rest. They spoke to
him like he was dog and he skipped
around with his tail between his legs
like he was one-a yellow one, at
that.
When we'd passed the point out
comes that everlasting book and the
Twins got at it.
YAM says Martin Hartley, setting
up and taking notice; ''the Natural
Life for mine. / envy the lucky devils
who've had it all their lives"
.Twa'n't none of my affairs, but
showed my oar in here-couldn't
help it
nv,,, fol1o-S ,in,t eating fhe real