The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-24
DRIFTW OD mr PMHL ~. ARMSTRONG.

Even the summer street car Is open tc crftlcisn-when the end-seat hog Tides therein.
 to ' Ios.a sss ss om man as sa' s: ost rsass st ss fryins-pan into the fre--eh7 when the young man gives you an sngagernsnt ring. Miss Summer dtri. 90 not thoughtlessly let fall the re- mark Ike one Montgomery girl did: It's tne most beautiful one I ever re- At q college commencement aid you sss & sss shs dd ssast rst to ,51s gSy :s psS p.co around and lose a lot of time getting fixed before starting the pawing pro. cess?
 The dead-beat is usually pretty much alive to the situation.
 The hairs of our head are numbered ..-sofne mems from to 10, consecutive That fellow certainly has horse "Tnat so?'
 Yes; he never bets on a horse race"
 t wSfn cSn mass s~sss erS sad . ers her oihs wears skirt cut like hers. 
 It nearly tiokaes lat woman to death to run up the front steps with. out falling. like Opportunity. ssr wouldnt 1t look funny to see A preacher wearing loud socks. a or pessimist wearing sweet out q wits sDsns'9i one 9ieos is cf money, 1'' '''
 Or q married woman admitting that Der existence wasn't more wearing The beaten" track Is seldom the race track---it's usually the other way round. People who never did and never will handle twenty dolfar gold pieces are for having the niottoes on or sff.
 Blind men and chorus girls some times have no visible means of sup port.
 The bathing skirt. though shrunk to the size of postage stamp this sea- son, doesn't seem to shrink from pub Eat, drink and be merry. for next year We dry,
 The Mix ado of Japan has sixty doc. tors in attendarce upon hifn when he is Ill and has 90 Tar survived.
 The crop of June brides is more promising than ever down this way. Also the bradegrooms are promising. o@ for s1n my Se Hsss one grand @ sweet sonsi P i' .. s-.ts Pass the Ice water.
 ? pesp water diving can be safely ac. eompllshed at the depth of 3l0f feet Boys renenosr this If you are cor liner this summer.
 John D. Rockefeller. kicked because his ice-chest was too small and had must he something extra fine going In the said Ice box.
 Senator PiAtt. in one of, his letters to old fooi.S Nobody had denied it up to the hour of going to press q Merrywidow hat to pass through a doorway than 1t is for rich man to LIMebbe. hut not for 4 woman to antsr protest
 More actresses ought to be at the wash tub4-Washangton (IAl Demo- We agree with you.
 Doesn't 1t make you mad to see a strong man playing croquet.
 Or tiny man helping his 200 pound wife up the steps
 Or an (apparsntly) sensible girl kiss ing a pet dog.
 Or your best girl perfectly content cd to sit and talk to another man with blonds hair when yours is common elackF AL Gunness's teeth every day or so Gee ---she must have been Erinning mon- ster' .'.~ s
 Alexander Grehann Bell says that the day will soon come when we will car- ry mall by airships Just fancy having q consignment of souvenir postcards one of lovey's 4o-pAse letters to doVey.. A mirror is. about the only thing we can forgive for casting reflections.
 The leader of the Taft forces in Ken lucky is named Built. Quite an ap- proprtate name for a political leader in the-dark and bloody. A man named Nightingale has made of with sl00 in a skillful manner in a Western city. Isn't Nightingale a bird? Of course--and didn't he reach the high -notesf ,...g < A woman in New York, who is a grandmother. has sued a young man for breach of promise. From the era dle to the grave, as regards women, a man Is seldom safe In thds sweetheart business.
 
 An Alabama man proposed to a girl recently on cigarette paper. She promptly extingulshed the cigarette spark of love by turning him down.
 Mary's Posseasions
 Mary had a little waist
 Where waists were meant to grow And everywhere the fashions went
 Her waist was sure to Eo.
 New York Sun. Mary had merry wid. With trimmings white and hlue; And everywhere that Mary went
 She shut of ell the view.
 Nashville Tennessean.