The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-02-13
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saofy a. Bic owt efpenscf
Before We we're married ny has
Hand oalie8 ms pisbioA u delight
ABd I puig.o.e be thinks now lhAi yoa
arr namely ghost q rleiness,
-He~-li has heeB SAID that woman
can make fool ~ any man. DO yon
believe hs rhe OF coarse BOT The
besl she ran DO i develop him.
-You reHsiBd Fac good deal a. my
hri husband, said the ex.sidow And
you, rejoinsd her present husband, fe-
mind ne ~ BIN altogether 10 much
he Booze Yes, ihe ana time ]
dank whisky sapposo made wry
face. bui after that i grew on me. de
Willy The rye tAeei Yes, indeed,
Il did
lie Whatever else Il said Of my
latest novel. il cannot be said that !
stole another mans brains. shc-Why
don't yoa iry doing thai some time,
GoorRc'
Il zee the depot signs are more hope
sal, observed Mr. Gilman. hebbe 80,
replied Farmer Fields Bot the only
ones shv sad Beware Of Grip
Thieves
Did yoa see the Alpsf Oh, yesl
cur car broke down right opposite
them. and DO you know I'm almost
glad i did. | found them 20 charming
and Interesting.
bronson Holiday are fine insli
tuiions. II b great thing 10 give
everybody rest. Woodson- Rest,
Who wants 10 rest when he can 60 TO
a football gamef
Jones with sneer) -soyou think
Miss Oldgirl i IN hove with youi smy-
the with a smirkl-l'm sure she'd
lump AZ me. Jones with warning
frownJ Then look oui, old boy. This
Is leap year
Grafton calls himself 'profcs-
sonal man, aud yet be takes no part
in anything bat politics. Is politics
profession or businessi Well, when
HE side is in power It's business;
otherwise us merely a profession.
Firsi Bridcsmad--Dear Mabel is
nothing il not consistent Second
Ditto Welt First Bridesmaid-You
know she was the president OF the
Rainy Daisies. 80 she insisted at her
wedding on carrying shower bouquet.
What did you think Of the opera'
I'm mol quite clear about IT, answered
Mr. Cumrox. can't make mp my mind
whether eonldp't appreciate il he
cause had headache or whether !
got headache trying to appreciate II.
Vaudeville Manager can't book
your act no profanity is permitted in
this housc. Vaudeville Artist There's
not profane word in our entire sketch.
Vaudeville Manager know, but we
don't like our audiences TO swear
either.
City Man 10 sillagerl Wouldn't
IL open your eyes it you were TO look
across at that lot there aud see one of
our city skyscrapcrs covering ~ VII
lage Man Wall, guess would. see
IN as I've got twenty head Of cattle
grain there,
There is great genius displayed
in advertising as in the higher bran.
chcs Of literature. No problem daunts
the modern advertising man. In the
window Of little book store in Eighth
avenue. New York, was recently heap. ,
I'd great pile of Bibles marked very ,
low. Never before were Bibles offer
ed At such bargain, and above them
all in big letters, was the inscription
satan tnemhies eheu be sse@
tlihie. sod a. iOv a. the=-
For n number Of years a bitter
fcud bad existed between the Browns
aud perkinses, next door neighbors.
The trouble bad originated through the !
Of Browns eat, and had :
grown 70 Fixed an affair that neither /
party ever dreampt Of making up" I
One day, however. Brown sent his ser. =
want next door with a peace.making .
note Tor Mr. Perkins, which read: q
mir. Brown sends his compliments TO
Mr.. Perkins, and bees TO say that his
I'D cat died this morning" Perkins
sriiien reply was bitter; "Mr. Per
sins il sorry 10 hear Of Mr.. Browns
rouble, bui be had not heard that Mrs.
}Own was III. +"
* Crossing the Atlantic with Mark
vain last summer" said W. c. 7.
]. woman, ~ asked his opinion Of the
Prohibition law. His reply was very |
very humorous. II am |
friend ~ temperance, aud want 4
O succeed. he said, but ! don't think |
,nohibiiioa i practical. The Germans,
'ou sec. prevent H. Look at them.
M sorry 10 learn that they have just |
ayentea q method ~ making brandy |
ia, % sawdnsi. Now. shAt chance |
80 prohibition have when man can |
axe ripsAw and go oai and get drunk |
18th fence rail- What Is the good Of
,rohlbiliou Il man i able 30 make Il
,ranty nlashes oui u the shingles on
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