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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-07-30
MERELY JOKING.
a slight NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

a Slight misunderstanding.
..Do you tnke any pcriodlcnls?" asked the
nov clergyman on, his first round OF parish
visits.
well I don't.c replied the woman; '.but
my husband takes en- frequent. I do wish
you'd try to get him to sign the Pledge
Judge.
Begging on.
Dumloy-say. you'd better take something
for that cold. old man. Now
Wse--Don't offer mo any moro. please.
Two taken too much already.
Dumey---Too much what?
Observation-Disclosures Press.
True!
"You have no dulses" the, tho p sato said
no" said the Yank Two have n land
That's quite without peer"
Boston Transcript.
Side Lights on History.
william TELL had just shot tho apple off
his sons head
Now. boy. he said, hustle around with
your tin cup and work the crowd. We amt
running this Wild West show for nothing
The result of the celebration. however.
was disappointing, and subsequently, he sat
istied his crouch by shooting his press agent.
Il man of the name OF Gessler.-Chicago
Tribune.
Didn't Want to Hurry.
AZ saw c. whizz In his automobile yester-
day. and 1t was actually creeping along at
u snairs pace"
Good gracious! Why. Whizz is ono OF
the most notorious speed maniacs In town.
What do You suppose WAS the matter2'
"He was going TO 500 dentist."--Birm-
irgham Age Herald.
No Use for Him.
give got you down for n couple OF tickets.
We're getting up a rattle for poor man
of our neigh
None for me. thank you. Wouldn't
know what to do with poor man II won
Observation-Disclosures Press.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-07-30

Meanwhile, untroubled by any presl.
Dental campaign, Castro's Defiance
Bureau is working night and day,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-07-30

Tn Greenwich, Conn. John Yate.
died as the result of eating baked
beans. Mr.. Yates was an English.
man. and consequently could not BIZ
expected to realize the fcrocious habit,
of the baked beans of Connecticut.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-07-30

TAFT must stump Indiana declares thu
Hon. Merrill Moores. Show us the day who,
Indiana was ever stumpel. - Richmond
Tin es- Dispatch. No use even searching us
-Indianapolis News
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-07-30

The Richmond Times Dispatch. after care
fEl consideration, Is unable to see that those
Mexican rebels are any better than British
uffragettes.-Worcester (Mass.) Post.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-07-30
Begging or.

"You have no dukes" tho Briton said,
"Nor earls. nor viscounts here"
No said the Yanls. 'wo have land
That's quite without n peer"
Boston Transcript.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-07-30
BACK an THE TLMEs-DIspATcM.

when In Texas do US the Texans do"
says tho Richmond limos Dispatch. In
possible, brother: impossible! We simply
can't keep our trousers up with single
gallus held in position with nall, can't
n knife and drink pot-licker that kills an
ordinary man at forty rods.-Allentown
s(PaJ Call
VIII the Houston Post see that the Rich
mond Times Dispatch gets comfortable
seat on the Bryan band wagon?--Atlanta
Georgian. go
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-07-30
Revealed.

buckingham county. Va. July "a. 1905.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-07-30

On the death OF old Eiewerk erke,
no was q natural son Of Iking n.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
NEWS OF MILTON.
Many Events of Interest T'ranspiring
I'm North End.

Milton Ore, Nov. 4.-Charles
Cockburn is the proud possessor OF
new 2O-horse power Franklin au-
tomobile.
The young son of Mr.. and Mrs. A.
A. Hoskins was brought to town yes
terday with a broken arm.
A dinner was served in the Davis
hall on election day by the ladies of
the NJ E. church. A nice little sum
was netted.
Bert Mcknight and George Cove
have been away on a hunting trip
and secured six deer.
Mrs. Il. j. Davis had a birthday on
saturday and her numerous friends
took advantage OF the occasion to
give her a surprise party.
The Rebecca lodge gave a grand
banquet last evening to the members
and to the subordinate lodge. A de-
lightful evening was spent and the
banquet broke up at a late hour.
Mrs. H. 4. Wormington of Tacoma.
iS in the city the guest of her son.
Frank Wormington.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. Stiglet. who have
been living in Illinois for few years.
have returned to Milton and intend
to keep chicken ranch.
The ladies of the G. A. II. will serve
a grand dinner December 9.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05

Mrs. Mary Bowling of No. 22S Sth
avenue, San Francisco, recommends
"a remedy for stomach trouble. She
says: Gratitude for the wonderful
effect of Electric Bitters in a case of
acute indigestion, prompts this testi-
monial. | am fully convinced that
for stomach and liver troubles Elec-
trio Bitters is the best remedy on the
market today" This great tonic and
Alternative medicine invigorates the
system. purifies the blood and is es-
pecially helpful in all forms of fe-
male weakness, soc at Tallman &
Co.'S and Pendleton Drug Co.'S drug
ctorcs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
At the Pen,lleton.

w w. Katenbrink, Eeattle; f. L
Nulliet. Portland, j, NJ. Baker. st
Louis; c. +. Vandewater, Walla
Walla; w. Il. Conan, w. w. Cotton
f. d. Wright, Portland; Oswald West
Salem; f.. ID. Feltenstein, Chicago;
H. Thanhouser. Portland; " W.
Tomlnson, Baker City; j. e Cox,
san Francisco; A. c. Brodie. San
Francisco; f, X. Mcneil, Spokane; c.
y. Smith, spokane; w. II. Goodman,
Walla Walla; Mr.. and Mrs. Crohan,
Freewater; J. II. O'Neil. j. F. Ny
lander, Mr. and Mrs Ray Roy, A. o.
Peterson, Portland; J. II. Larue, San
Francisco; Geo. Galley, Portland; w.
NJ. Freeman Thos. Nester. Thomas
Duncan, Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
AMBASSADOR REID TO
TRY FOR PLATTS SEAT

New York, Nov. 5.-Members of
the republican national committee
here say United States Ambassador
Reid, to Great Britain, will be a can
didate for the United States senate to
succeed Platt
This result will be extremely graft
flying as the feud between Reid and
Platt is bitter and of long standing.
1t started when Platt prevented Reid
from going to King Edwards court
under President Mckinley. Reid had
been ambassador to France.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
BIG HAY SHORTAGE
IN CALIFORNIA

San Francisco, Nov. 5.-Hay deal
ers in all parts of the state discontin-
ued selling hay today following the
publication of a report by the san
Francisco Hay association that there
: possibility that all the horses and
cattle of the state will be on short
rations as the result of a hay shortage
which was created by dry year in
Nevada and Utah.
California merchants are looking to
Oregon and Washington to make up
the shortage. Crop experts report the
indications are that there are 100000
tons less available now than at this
time last year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
AN OPEN LETTER.

TO the Editor OF the East OregOnlaI
and / Want the People OF Pendle.
ton to Know That Write the Fol.
lowing Voluntarily. - Harry l.
GoOdcil.
/ write these few lines out of graft
tude for what Mi-o-na has done for
me for dyspepsia and indigestion.
] have suffered for the past five
years, and have tried different doc
tors, but have had no relief until |
bought so cent box Of Mi-o-na from
our drug store Or. w. Knowlton's)
here a short time ago.
| The first box did me 50 much good
that l Immediately purchased anoth-
er one, and I now feel better than
| have at any time in the past five
years Am able to eat anything and
everything, and get a good nights
sleep afterwards.
Was so bad at one time that all
was able to eat for over a month was
raw egg in a half a glass of milk,
two or three times a day.
would earnestly advise anyone
suffering as l was from dyspepsia, to
give this remedy a fair trial. l re-
main, gratefully yours, Harry L.
Goodiel, No. 9h River street, Asta-
bula, o.
Mi-o-na is the only logical dyspep-
sia remedy on the market today. It
is not a digester, 1t does not con-
tain a particle of pepsin. 1t cures
by building up the muscular walls OF
the stomach, and making the stom-
ach so strong and perfect that it is,
able without artificial help to digest
an ordinary meal with ease, and with
out discomfort.
The experience Of Mr.. Goodiel is a
common one, and it is safe to say that
Mi-o-na tablets have cured more
acute and chronic diseases of the
stomach than any other medicine.
Tallman & Co. sells it at so cents a
box, and guarantees it to cure or
money back.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
LOCALS

Fresh Olympia oysters at Hohbach's.
Gas" sad irons at w. ]. Clark &
Co.'S.
Howard heaters at w. ]. Clarke &
Co.'S.
All kinds of good dry wood. See
Minr!s.
wanted-To hire one team. G. A
Robbins.
Skates free at the rlnk-ask Ire
land about II.
Dressed Chickens Saturday at In
grams grocery.
Best nut coal Give us a chance
Oregon Lumber Yard.
To skaters-Ask Ireland how to &c
free tickets each week.
See MINIS for good dry wood that
burns. Lots OF II on hand.
Fun blood Wh'a Teghorn roosters
for 81. at Ingram's grocery.
Gas sad irons cost lc an hour to op
crate. See W. ]. Clarke & Co.
oak wood. the heat producer, for
sale at the oregon Lumber yard.
For Rent-New well furnished
house. Inquire 6O7 Willow street.
Home made Boston brown bread
and white bread at Migrants Satur-
day
Hot chocolate, tomato bullion
clam bullion and sandwiches at the
Delta.
Get our prices on Cascade fir wood
Yard
For Rent-Furnished housekeeping
rooms with gas. Apply 3O2 Water
street
For Rent-Slx-room house In
quire 5lS Franklin street. Phone red
1852.
For Rent-Two furnished rooms.
singly or en- suite. Mrs, Stillman, sol
Water street.
Wanted-By woman, position to do
cooking or housework. Address L.
w, this office.
For rent-Store room in the East
Oregonian building on Main street
Inquire at this office.
For Sale--Fve-acre ranch, well
improved, u miles east OF Pendle-
ton. address Box $40 P. o.
Gus La Fontaine has just received
a fresh lot Of crawfish, crab and oys-
ters in the shell at the Quelle,
Lost-Sunday evening, small gold
necklace, with goldstone cross attach
ed Return to this office for reward
See Coutts & Hays agents for the
popular Oregon Fire Relief associa-
ton. over Bond Bros. store, Pendle-
ton. oregon.
Graham's regular prices on talking ,
machines are as low and lower thar !
the prices charged elsewhere at So
called sales. Latest records arriving !
daily.
For Sale, Cheap-2O head of young |
COWS, suitable for feeding or stock !
Bargain If taken Immediately. For !
further information, address A. f. |
Pilot Rock.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05

If you suffer from constipation and
liver trouble Foley's Orino Laxative
will cure you permanently by stimu-
lating the digestive organs SO they
will act naturally. Foley's Orino
Laxative does not grippe, is pleasant
to take and you do not have to take
taxatives continually after taking Or
ino. Why continue to be the slave
of pills and tablets? Pendleton Drug
company.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05

Winter blasts, causing pneumonia.
pleurisy and consumption will soon
be here. Cure your cough now, and
strengthen your lungs with Foley's
Honey ana Tar Do not risk starting
the winter with weak lungs, when Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar will cure the
most obstinate coughs and colds. and
prevent serious results. Pendleton
Drug company.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
Raw Lungs.

When the lungs are sore and in
famed, the germs of pneumonia and
consumption find Judgement and mul.
tiply, Foley's Honey and Tar kills
the cough germs, cures the most OBJ
stinate racking cough. hesls the lungs
ana prevents serious results. The gen
uine is in the yellow package. Pen
delton Drug company
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
Arrests Boy for Burglary,

Deputy Sheriff C. A. Ledgerwood
of Spokane, last week took William
Patterson to Northport to answer to
a charge of burglary. Patterson is a
mere boy and has lived in Northport
for more than a year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
Take Notice.

Having disposed of our hardware
business. and wishing to leave Pen
dleton within a few days all persons
indebted to us will please call at once
We must have settlement.
GOODMAN HARDWARE CO.,
64S Main street, Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05

Two fine office or store rooms In
the East oregonlan building for rent
very reasonable. steam heated. cleo
trio lighted and in good location. En-
quire at this office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05

many times and is very well known
here. His visit, which was postponed
to enable him to celebrate his golden
wedding anniversary, will be the oc-
casion Of a reunion of the Bentley
family in this city.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05

Bargains in Millinery at the Vogue.
Ladies. don't miss this opportunity
fered I'm Pendleton
HARRIS & TDLEMAN.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
MORSE JURY ASKS FOR
FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS

New York, Nov 5.-After several
hours delberation the jury in the
trial of Charles Morse, the ice king,
and Alfred H. Curtis, former presi-
dent of the Bank Of North America,
returned to the court room at mid
night for instructions. The specific
portion of the courts instructions
were reread to the jury and it retired.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05

Annoy, Nov. 5.-The second squad
ron of the Atlantic fleet after a
weeks reception, sailed for Manila
TODAY.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05

Free skating tickets given away
each week at Ireland's rink.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05
OYSters. Oysters.

Fresh oysters in bulk at the Delta
one-half pints, plnts and quarts
Phone 3091.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-05

For Sale Cheap-20 head of young
COWS, suitable for feeding or stock,
Bargain If taken Immediately. For
further information, address A. f..
Hascall, Pilot Rock.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1908-06-09
vaIne of Shredded Enhder-

Ask men who have made q practice
OF feeding shredded fodder why they
do 1t. and they will tell you that they
feed Ii because their cattle, horses and
sheep like it so well, and thrive so well
upon 1t, and because they cannot az.
ford to let IL go to waste and feed
hay which could be sold for two or
three times as much as the prepared
fodder costs. When the farmer COM
putes the cost of cutting and shredding
his fodder it looks high. but he must
remember that. although it does cost
him from $3.50 to $3.50 per ton. il
takes the place of hay which has q
market value of from two to three
times that amount Men who have
made practice of feeding shredded
Fodder state that il costs from So to S.
an acre to prepare it, and that an acre
OF average corn will yield from one
and one-half to two and one-half tons
OF dry fodder. They say further that
ton of fodder has as much or perhaps
more feed value than a ton of average
hay. Corn used for shredding is bound
and shocked when the grains are well
denied and glazed over. but before the
stalk has shown much signs of ripen.
ing. When thoroughly dry 1t is run
through the husker and shredded and
slowed away In the mow.-Iowa Agrl-
culturist.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1908-06-09
Treatment or Orchards.

Objections have frequently been
raised to the use OF Bordeaux mixture
and other insecticides on orchards be-
cause farmers have not the time to
give TO the work" The only reply one
can make to this objection is that the
farmer who can not find the time prop
erly TO care for his trees would better
cut them down and use the land they
occupy for crops which he can find
time TO cultivate. In objections SINH
lar to that given lies the cause for
many of the failures in farming and
fruit growing
The best orchardists in the country,
those who feed and cultivate the soil
In which their trees are standing, rec
ognize the fact that even this good care
will not ward off the attacks of insects.
and they use the spray as part of the
requisite culture. The man who can
not find the time to do all of his farm
work properly would find IL good plan
to cut off portions Of 1t until the work
is well within his capabilities. for he
Will make more profit than by his pres
ent method of working. 1t is the man
who "can not find time" whose fowls
rooSt in the trees and feed around the
Kitchen door. and who complains that
poultry keeping (D does not pay.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1908-06-09
PomIlrX Nntcs.

Lime well floors and damp places in
the poultry runs.
Fowls should he we'll supplied with
fresh. clean water.
Young chickens should be fed many
times through the day.
Fowls confined to narrow limits are
apt to get too fat IL well fed. and they
will not lay.
Charcoal is highly recommended for
fowls. Put IL there they can get It,
aud they Will do the rest.
One breed is enough for the farmer
II more than one is kept they will mix
and lose their individuality.
Fowls kept I'm yards Of moderate size
suffer less from disease, and lay more
eggs than those on free range
Since the price OF beef and pork mas
gone SO high more poultry is being eat
en-; but the quality must be good.
In raising fowls for market those
that are the best layers. the best set
ters. and mature early. are the best.
MIR Is one Of the best possible feeds
Tor laying hens, and 10 would pay TO
divide &C. between the pigs aud the
hcns
While usually hen becomes less
valuable after she is two years old.
many viii continue laying until four
years old.
Sometimes pullets VIII DO more than
hens 90 the way OF laying. These
should be watched and net sold or
Nlled. They viii probably become
valuable layers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1908-06-09
Because You Understand.


You always praise when | am right.
Ana plead when l am wrong
YOU sorrow when am contrite.
And Joy when am strong.
you always give me what need
or cheer or reprimand.
And your advice | ever heed
Because you understand.
You do not say must do this
Instead of doing that.
You do not take my words amiss,
Nor strain out at gnat,
How often have I changed my scheme.
And done as you have planned!
on. you above all I esteem
Because you understand!
l knew when darkest seems the day.
The light will soon appear,
And so | go to you straightway,
For comfort and for cheer.
1 think of you in bliss and woe,
sweet smile and helping hand,
How much to you. dear heart, owe
Because you understand.
The Truthteller in Town Topics.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1908-06-09
Catching Sheep.

a sheep should never be caught 10y
It's wool. This method not only causes
the animal unnecessary pain. but in
the case Of fat sheep, that are to be
killed, it does much harm to the joint
Of mutton that lies underneath where
the wool was pulled. 1t causes dark
brnise just in the same manner as our
bodies become discolored from being
bruised. California sheepman adj
yises that the proper way to catch n
sheep is TO take 1t either by the hind
leg just above the gambrel joint. or
by putting the hand underneath It's
Jaw or neck. In using crook it is
Important that the sheep are not
caught below the gambrel joint. as
injury to the leg is liable to result from
this.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1908-06-09
Decomposition Of NI.pr~o

The decomposition OF manure dc.
pends largely upon the amount of mois-
ture in the heap. When manure is dry
the chemical changes occur slowly. but
more rapidly when the heap is wet.
when manure is mixed with liberal
supply Of absorbent materials. and
stored under shelter. it will UNDERGO
but little change, but when wanted for
use 1t may he decomposed I'm n short
time II saturated with urine. If the
bedding used I'm the stalls is cut fne Il
VIII serve the purpose desired fully rs
well as when uncut. but the main ad
vantage is that the fine material mov
be more Intimately mixed with man.
ure. and Will then better absorb the
liquids, TO say nothing Of the easier
handling, loading and distribution Of
the manure on the fields when the sen
son arrives for spreading it.-Philadel.
phia Record.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1908-06-09
Profits or a Pasture.

Does 1t pay to use n pasture: that is.
VIII larger profit be derived from
COWS that are given exclusively the
use of pasture OF Will the same land
pay more If used for producing hay =?
IL mas been found, after repeated tests
that about four times as much food
could be obtained from Il meadow by
allowing 1t 10 produce hay than by pas
turing 1t, which means that four COWS
,an be kept on the land where only one
can be kept by pasturing it. One of
The drawbacks against using the land
Tor hay. however, is that considerable
labor is required in moving. curing
and storing the hay. while the COWS on
the pasture perform the labor. Also
the cows given green food as pastur-
age produce more milk in the summer
season than if kept on hay. and must
be given green food in some manner
to be profitable.
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set out in the fields during the sum.
mer and moved up close together late
in the fall. The houses are placed
about fifteen feet apart, and space be-
tween rooted and sided at the back.
These are so constructed as to utilize
ior chicken shelters in the summer. A
good carpenter will build one house in
a day and including the material and
carpenter wages. the houses cost S11
each. The houses are well painted
and will last for years. They are also
used to put i'm a brooder in spring.
This house is used by G.. L. Clemence.
of Massachusetts,.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1908-06-09
Colony Hnuaa.

These houses are six by nine feet in
size. five and one-half feet in front,
four and one-half feet in the rear, with
shinsled roof. They are designed to
hold fifteen pullets. They are built OF
n single thickness of inch pine boards.
with two by three inch material for
stills, posts and rafters. They weigh
about 700 pounds and can be easily
moved about the farm. They will be
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1908-06-09
oontamlnatlon OF Vol wnler.

Manure heaps are responsible for
many diseases that appear OH farms.
Even the well water may become con.
taminated. though the heap may bc
some distance from IT. Typhoid fever
and diphtheria have appeared i'm fnmi-
lies living n mile or more from neigh
bors' and where it was apparently i'm.
possible for the families to be at-
tackled. A French scientist. who iu
Vestgated diseases on farms I'm France
found that there was some relation
between manure heaps and epidomics
o. diphtheria. Statistics in Scotland
and Prussia show that the rate OF NOR
tally from diphtheria is higher In ri.
raj districts. II Is suggested that ali
manure should be kept IN closed io.a
lions. with cement sides and bottoms
II manure Is treated with q solution OF
sulphuric acid before being added 81
the heap. the bulk OF the mnnure VII.
DC reduced and the plant food rendore
more soluble. while disease viii De
prevented TO certain extent One
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1908-06-09
VACATION
WHOLE NO. 1912.

A little blue sky and shady nook.
With a briarwood pipe and story
book;
A hammock swung meath the bending
trees,
And lazylike feeling of comfort and
ease;
Rest for the body and spirit and brain
From the terrible struggle and horri-
BILE strain
Nothing to do but to eat, sleep ana
play,
With business a hundred miles awayl
Baltimore Sun.