The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
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thing else the women want they can
have it for the asking, but why worry
the men in the process.
1t was a toregone conclusion that
New Jersey would not permit Indiana
TO have A monopoly OF murder myster-
les OF a gruesome sort very long, but
Justice is swiiter in Jersey.
John L. Sullivan called at the White
House and informed the President that
he need not move next March.
A bounty is paid for all crows killed
in Chicago. This seems incredible,
Chicago has lived tor SO many years
by Growing SO loud that no one else
within six hundred miles could be
heard.
II does not seem to be the scheme
Of the ministry in Lisbon that love
should lay the shepherds crook beside
the sceptor. What's the use OF being
a King if you can't get the girl you
want
]. Ogden Armour sold corn that he
didn't own and 1t has cost him mil
lion dollars. Its terrible to gamble
when you lose,
The night riders in Kentucky now
pray and sing hymns while they destroy
tobacco barns.
The New York man who claims to
have descended from King David isn't
SO much. David's son Solomon had
more wives than any other man re
corded IN history
Out in Chicago they are enforcing
the concealed weapons law and all the
revolvers captured are being dumped
into Lake Michigan This looks like
move in the interest OF the manuiaC-
turels Is there a trust in this bust
ness?
For Sale==A seventeenth-ha cur
reney bill that never was finished. APP
ply to Aldrich, Vreeland and Co,
Washington, ID. c.
The Columbia University student
who was shot while playing a practical
Joke has an idea that most people have
very poor sense of humor, but most
persons have very good idea OF JUS
tice, which is much more essential.
One OF the strangest things III this
world is that man should steal an
automobile He can't keep it for fear
OF discovery and if he did he could not
afford to run it. The unfortunate
thing for the owner is that the thief
can smash it, which does nobody dny
good,
Cornelius Vanderbilt isn't going to
be an American Ambassador. He
doesn't want the job, no one wants him
to take it. AT the same time, under
our present system every multl-mil
lionaire is an ambassador in pose, be
cause poor men cant afford the place
AT the concluding session OF the
Lake Mohonk conference on Interna-
tional Arbitration Rear Admiral, L. f..
Chadwick, u. S NJ, in his remarks
said. "l'he Navy has no apologies to
make to a certain class of minds, either
for It's existence on It's duties. The
greatest single force in the support Of
law and order today IS the Navy. In
speaking thus include other navies as
well as our own
Former Secretary Of the Treasury,
Leslie NJ. Shaw, delivered an address
on May 22, before the National Elec-
tric Light Association AT Chicago, he
said in part: "The trend of the times is
toward political bossism. He who
through love OF power, reaches out his
hand to crush business opponent Is
l
universally considered worthy OF the
penltentlary, while they who through
love Of power, reach out both hands to
crush political opponents are recipients
of the high est praise from the press,
the pulpit and the people.
Probably few persons realize the ex-
tent Of the labor which the payment Of
our pensions charges imposes to o.
countries to which pension checks are
sent. There are pensioners IN japan
and Liberia and even at St Helena
OF the S72A434 pad to pensioners
resident in foreign countries last yea
more than one-half went to Canada
but Germany draws 1888; Ireland
$6o,376; England, $s3,9i8; Mexico
$a3,5o8. St Helena's portion was
| $3.50, sum which though small, mus
be appreciated in that Island of DE.
cadent Fortunes.
General J. F. Bell, the chief OF stat
OF the army in a speech al dinner al
Marshall Hall, Washington, ID. G..
May a3d, in his remarks said: awe
have not an army fit to go to war witt
first class nation. We do not how
ever, need large army, but SHOULD
have a large skeleton organization cap
able of development into such al
army when trouble comes and we mus
do all we can to increase the efficiency