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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1908-06-03
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HARDwICK, VT.
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Memorial Dsy in Morrisville

| Memorial Day exercises were well car
ried out here, the program under the di'
rection of Post Commander w. B. Patch,
passing off in fine shape. The line OF
march, headed by the Morrisville Mill.
tary Band, was longer than usual and be-
sides the usual local orders, included a
large uniformed delegation from La
noble Commandery, K. T. There were
forty-nine veterans in line, besides four
who did not march.
The exercises at the hall were some
what changed on account of the inability
of the speaker, Hon. W. A. Lord of
Montpelier to be present, on account of
sprained ankle. However one of the
largest Memorial Day audiences listened
to very stirring address by Rev. G..
G. ST. Clare, who supplied on short notice.
A novel feature in the program was in
troduced by AMT. Niles, vino in reading
the National Memorial Order read the
one issued by Gen. Logan in April 5, 1868,
the local Post having been organized
three days later, with Hon. Charles A.
Lewis, now of Hannibal. Mo-, as Post
Commander. The program was rendered
as follows -
Music, Morrisville Military Band
Prayer, Rev. Otto S. Raspe
Music, Old Glory
Reading of the National Memorial Order,
Adjt. A. A. Niles
Reading of Abraham Lincolns Gettys-
burg Address. Mrs Mira Rodgers Heath
Music, Morrisville Military Band
Address, Rev. G. G. st. Glare
Recitation, Thema Edmunds
Recitation, Harold Graves
Miss lila Nj. Niles
Drill-Stars and Stripes,
First and Second P,i nary Pupils
Music. Morrisville Military Band
Benediction, Rev. p. A. Smith
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1908-06-03

*Cella out hit by batted ball in 9Th.
SUMMARY.-Base on balls, R. Thomas
3; base hits, j. Weafer, G. Stafford,
struck out by Weafer A. by Thomas 5, by
Gabbeloni, 7.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1908-06-03

f. G. Lamberton of Lower Cabot re.
Gently met with what threatened to be
serious accident. While trying to re-
move a stick near his board saw, his
shirt sleeve was caught, drawing his
arm on to the saw and cutting it badly.
Ittook eleven stitches to close the wound.
Less than two years ago, Mr. Lam ber-
ton lost part of his right hand in the
same manner.
Free to all subscribers of this paper.
Every reader of this paper who has any
trouble with either Stomach or Liver, can
get free sample of Rydale's Stomach
Tablets or Rydale's Liver Tablets or both
if needed, by writing to Rydale Remedy
Co., Newport News, Va. These tive rem
edies are not cure alls, one is for stomach
troubles only, the other solely for Liver
and Bowel troubles.
Guaranteed by A. L. Cheney. Morris
vile, Vt, j. V. Stevens, Waterville, C.
P. Jones, johnson.
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Doing Egypt.

Doing Egypt.
First Tourist-Isn't this lovely? Just
think, Pharoah lived here and-and
Cheops and-and Mosesl 1t makes
your head swim, doesn't it?
Second Tourist guess it's the bad
air. 1t hurts my head too Is that
the Nile over there?
Il suppose so. 1t doesn't seem as If
Cleopatra could have ridden in her
barge TO meet Marc antony down that
stream, does it?"
"No. But that was long time ago."
mercy. there's the Sphinx
whats the Sphinx"
"Why, it's thing that asks you rid
dies, you know. Dear me, I'm not sure
whether that's the Sphinx or che of
the pyramids"
Look there. That must be the des-
ert. But can't see any caravans"
my, isn't 1t nice to travel on a rail-
road where they don't have smoke or
cinders?"
Yes, and do you notice what a
balmy odor comes in the Window
Eyes. Isn't it fragrant? So spicy.
Ah-a-a, like to breathe it in"
$50 do l. I'll ask the conductor what
1t is. There he is. Conductor, please.
Where does that spicy smell come
from?"
From the locomotive, ma'am. We
use nothing but mummies for fuel on
this line"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1908-06-03

One of the best formulas known for ex.
ternal use can be made by combination
of Kerosene Oil, Spirits Turpentine ORR
ganum, Ether and Ammonia. When these
different oils are made into an emulsion
it is the most penetrating of all liniments.
Elliott's Emulsified Oil Liniment is made
from the above formula and is put up in
half pint bottles in yellow package and
sells for 25c bottle.
Sold under guarantee by A. L. Cheney,
Morrisville; j. V. Stevens, Waterville;
C. P. Jones, johnson.
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w. M. TOMBSTONE, M. g

CORNER CLARK AND CONGRESS SITS
" MORRISVILLE. Office Hours II to ant
to P. NJ. Telephone SO IL.
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A Chance to Save Money

There is not the slightest reason why
you should not feel well and strong. That
great free offer of DR.. Greene is prov.
ing the best friend that weak and delicate
people ever had. A letter sent to him at
his office, "a Temple Place, Boston, Mass.
telling the symptoms you are suffering
from, will be Immediately answered by
the Doctor, describing your complaint
infinitely, and making you understand
perfectly just what ails you. And all this
costs you nothing. You don't have to leave
your home and you don't have to pay any
doctors fee to learn exactly what your
complaint is, and how to get we'll and
strong, from DR.. Greene, the greatest
living specialist in curing nervous and
chronic diseases, The Doctor makes a
specially of curing patients through his
great system of letter correspondence and
is having wonderful success. Thousands
of weak, delicate men and women are
writing him about their complaints. and
are being permanently cured. 1t was he
who discovered that world-renowned cur
alive, DR.. Greene's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy. Write the Doctor at once
and see what he says about your COM
plant. 1t will probably be the means of
your getting back your health.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1908-06-03
Her Top Note.

/
| During an operate performance 6
| well known prima donna burst into hel
dressing Dom and flung herself sob
bling on the lounge. Her maid begged
to know what was the matter. Aftff
few incoherent CALCULATIONS the singer
told her awful story. She was ap,
preaching the end of an aria and was
exceeding herself when all of a sudden
horrid mouse ran right in front OF
her.
"Ah, madam, and you screamedy ~
asked the maid
Eyes, yes! My prospects are forever
blighted."
Just then the maid answered a call
bell and reported that the managers
assistant wished to see her.
LET him come" said the singer.
'The manager" said the young man,
wants to know whether you ran away
from the curtain call because you We're
sick?"
"No, am well. 1t was only
"And he wants me to tell you that
high G you let out at the end was the
finest he has heard in years and that
the audience is crazy over you. You
must give repeat"
81 can't! | can'tr walled the prima
donna, unless you get another
mouse"
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The Sad LAWYER.

The Sad Lawyer.
People seem very suspicious of me-"
said lawyer to his wife on his re-
turn home at evening. "You know old
Jones? Well, did some work for
him last month, and when he asked
me for the bill this morning / told him
out Of friendship that / wouldn't
charge him anything. He thanked me
cordially, but said he'd like a receipt"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1908-06-03

Missouri has now twenty-five sub
ordinate oranges, The state grange
has just elected G. o. Raine master.
John Garrett orator, E. II. Long lee
turer and c. S. Throcmorton of Canton
secretary. j. W. BARROW.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1908-06-03

Dyspepsia is our national ailment. Bur-
dock Blood Bitters is the national cure
for it. 1t strengthens stomach men,
branes, promotes flow of digestive juices,
purities the blood, builds you up.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1908-06-03
BUSINESS CARDS.
A. 8. HASkINS

T>YE-SIG HT-np tome rist ana Optcan-Ap
Il ointments for eye examinations can b,
made by phone OF letter. ct. Johnsbury, vt.
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10
Needed the Money,

When Il famous specialist began the
practice Of medicine as young man
he numbered among his first patients
certain Mr.. Darlie of WoonSoclet,
Il. /. For time the young physician
treated his patient successfully for q
very painfH tumor on the neck.
One day the doctor called to INQUIRE
after his patients progress. Although
assured that the latter was enjoying
health he had never known before. he
at once assumed an air of the greatest
concern and advised a speedy opera.
ton
But" said the aStoniShed GONZALES.
cent in broadcast Scotch, "dinna We tell
me yourself an operation was na neoes.
sary? Pm feelin' better than haze
twa year gone, an wha' dye want 10
cut NE 100 fury"
The physician hesitated a moment,
then resumed embarrassedly, well,
you see, my good man, need the mon
ey,"
"Oh." said the patient, much relieved,
IF it's the suler yc're after, a right. |
was afcared yc war oweranxious for
the eNperieHce."-Boston Herald
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10
None 20 Take His Place,

"A traveller was once passing on horse
back through backwoods region
where the inhabitants were notoriously
shiftless. Arriving at a dilapidated
shanty at the noon hour he inquired
what were the prospects for getting
dinner.
The head Of the family, who had been
absorbed in resting" on log in front
of his dwelling, replied that he guess,
ed mad hey suthin on to the table putty
soon."
Thus encouraged the traveller dis
mounted. But to his chagrin he found
the food to be such that he could not
force himself TO partake Of it. Making
such excuses as he could for lack of
appetite, he happily bethought himself
OF kind of nourishment that he might
venture to take there and one sure to
be found on farm. He asked for some
milk.
I'VE don't hev milk any more"
drawled the head of the house. "The
dogs dead-died week afore last"
THE dog"' cried the traveller. But
what has that got to do with IT."
WELL" explained the host medita.
lively, ''the critters don't seem ter
know 'nough ter en- up ter be MIXED
themselves. The dog he used ter 90
N fetch 'em up"
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10
"After You. GCntlcmen.v
JOHN F. WEBER, Prop.

The French at FOntenoy, sheltered
by the ridge, could scarcely believe
their eyes at the sight of the English
gunners slewlng round their pieces to
cover them. When they at length real
lied that 1t was one of the enemv's
ana not one Of their own batteries the
officers Of the Gardes Francais rushed
to the head Of their men. shouting to
them to deplOy and charge the cannon.
Almost at the same moment the gren.
adiers cleared the hilltop and began to
descend upon him. 1t was then that
there occurred that wonderful meeting
which has charmed so many genera
tlons Of readers. Every one knows the
description Of the scene for which Vol
taire was indebted to D'Argeson; how
the French officers, in their blue and
silver coats and their long scarlet vests
and stockings, waited the approach of
the gres>adlers, hat in hand: how the
redcoats ioffed their marvellous shield
fronted caps, while Lord Charles Hay
bowed to the opposing line, with tbs
words, Gentlemen of the French
guard, please to fire firstr to which the
Comte dAnteroche replied: Gentle
men, we never fire first. Fire your
selves" Such was a battle of the
grand age as pictured by the arIstocrat
who saw the universe reflected in the
mirrors of the Oeil de Boeuf, but in the
Lothian papers there is a yellow letter,
written by Hay, in hospital after ac.
tlon, which gives ruder and, 1t is to
be feared, more natural version of the
story.-London Spectator
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10
Rhodes Scholar
From arizona

The Committee IF Selection for
the Rhodes Scholarship for Ar
zona, consisting Of the PRESIDE.
and two of the professors "f III
Unlversity # Arizona, in Tues
has unanimously chosen Mr. Clar,
ence A Spaulding, of Phoenix, u
be the Rhodes Scholar from Ari-
zona fer the period Of three year,,
beginning next October.
BY the terms Of the W II of c. cri
Rhodes, the great Sou h Afrlra
millionaire, an endowment f .bpu
ten mIlllors Of dollars was cyeuieu
for the blishment of schol,i-
ships in Oxford University, E"g
land, each payiOg about $500 pc
year for three years. Each Slar
and Territory Of tn" United States.
and each British Colony. is rnu'l"n
10 two IF these appointments but
this is the first time that any s,u-
dent from America has qualified.
The scholarship is awarded o
markings, three.tenths being Civ
to the candidate on his literary
and scholastic attalnments (pr,-
suming the completion of ~ least
two years of an ordinary ella sic,
college cours }. and the rrmrining
seven tenths being given f,r his
love OF outdoor athletics aad spor
for strong, manly QUALITIES ncn
courage, generosity, and kindnr,
for high moral character, nuo |
especially for ambition to serv
and lead in large public affairs.
Fr"m the record # Mr.. Sn,uld |
ing in the Phoerix High School
and in Occidental College, L
Angeles, from both OF which u
was graduated, the Committee f
Selection was satisfied that he m
these high and severe requlrcmeo
in peculiarly satisfactory fashion,
and that he would honor Arizona
in the most famous seat Of leirn
ing and culture in the Engli~n
speaking world. He has resid
in Phoenix since 1895. In his 20
ege he was an active and success
.uI athlete, playing quarter back
IN the foot bait team aud catche
IN the base bail team in oh IN,
'ionship yea maxi e the
rack team H. " j Jumper and
Iurdler. H. ..cuted Occi-
Iental in irt ,oI gate oratcry
md debate az - " member OF the
;loc club; he 'y"s an active and
'iliciaI worker ia lhe Yonug Mems u,
}hriStian Ae""ci .t'n; and finally ,
10 was elected = the students of
he college TO ibe presidency Of the
tudent body, the highest honor in
heir gift, and good evidence in
heir estimate of bis manliness, in
egrity, energy, and personal at. "
rac,iyeuess.
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10
Easy Enough,

From time immemorial." said u
Louisville judge, southern people have
Deen lavish In bestowing titles. I think
there Is something in the southern TEN,
permanent which explains this. didn't
start out on this, however, for a phllo-
sophical disquIsltion, but rather ia fell
now certain Kentucky gentleman cs-
taDlished valid title to the rank of colo.
mel. He went to Cincinnati once with
q friend who enjoyed many acuualnt.
ances In the Buckeye metropolis and
VINO introduced him to every one AS
Colonel Brown. Everything went along
Smoothly until finally one Cincinnatlan
asked Of the introducer:
81 suppose your friend, Colonel
Brown, was in the Confederate armv,'
mo, sir; he was not
Wen, then, he fought on the Union
sidef'
You are wrong there too
oh, | see now. He got his ttle by
serving in the state mllitiaT
NO; he never entered the militia
"Then how in thunder did he get to
be colonel?
He drew Il sword, sir at q church
@ir' Washington Post.
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10
First Publication April lit
Notice for Bids

Notice is hereby given tba,
sealed bids will be received by the
board of school trustees of the
Central sch ool district, No. IL, for
the construction of a brick school
house in the said district. All bids
shall b" accompanied by certifie d
check Of one hundred dollars, anc
they will be opened at twelve
o'clock, noon, on the 25th day oI
April, 1908. Plans and spscifca
uons for the building are now
rendy, and can be seen and ex,
amined at my residence IN Central,
Arizona. The board reserves the
right to reject any and all bids.
e. NJ. ALFRED, Clerk.
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10

Fresh Candies, at "The Palms"
IG-tf
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10

1t is hoped that everyone will
avail themselves OF the rare oppor-
tunity Of seeing the cantata, epic,
mic in FairyIaud," which will
again be given in the Thatcher
Amusement Hall, April 18th This
entertainment is exceedingly fasci
mating and is put on again by
urgent request. The musical ex
preston IN rythm and action was
as beautiful as It was perfect, and
the costumes OF a real "f,iryland"
could not be lOvIier. Tickets on
sale at "The Palms" in Stafford
and Miss Curtis in Thatcher. r,
served soats, 80 cents, General ad
90 cents aud children, 10
cents. II you want reserved seats
you will have to set thom carly.
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10
SORE NIPPLES

Any mother who has had ex.
periencc with this distressing all
ment will be pleased to know that
a cure may be effected by applying
Chamhcrlain's Salve as soon as
the child Is done nursing. Wipe
1t off with u soft cloth before al.
lowing the babo to nurse. MANY
trained nurses use this salvo with
best results. For sale by Stafford
Drug Co.
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10
Excursion Rate to Globe

The Gila Valley, Globe Il North.
ern Ky. announces excursion rates
to Globe on account of base ball
game, April 18th The fare, round
trip, from valley points, will be
$500 Tickets on sale April lltb,
returning April 18th.
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10
a Captive Queen Iu Golden Chains

a Captive Queen Iu Golden Chains.
NenObia, daughter of an Arab chief
and wife Of king OF Palmyra. was
celebrated both for her beauty and her
learning. She went with her husband
to battle, and his success In wars with
the Persians was chiefly due to her
wise counsels and personal bravery.
On Tie death Of her husband in 26G she
took the title Of queen of the east"
ana ruled for five years with firmness.
Aurellan, the Roman emperor, deter
mined to humble her pride, and, al.
though she won the two first battles,
she was defeated and captured near
Palmyra in 273. Led in triumph through
the streets Of Rome, she almost faint.
cd under the weight of jewels and
golden chains with which she was load
cd. The emperor ufterward treated her
with great respect, and she spent the
remainder of her eyentful life in com.
fort and luxury near Tivoli as 10
man matron Of high rank.
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10
First publication April l0--Gt
Notice For Publication
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
Lani ONCE at Phoenix Arizona.

hahi JUICE az fnOehlS ARIZONA.
April G. 1903
Notice is h rehy given that Tomas Garcia,
Solomonville. Arizona, has filed notice OF
his intention to make final five year proof in
support OF his claim, viz: Homestead Entry
No, 39i9 made July 26, 1901. for the Lot 9, Sec.
ton H. Township S, Range "a f., and that
Sald proof Will be made befor" W. r. Chambers.
Clerk of Court, at Solomonyille, Arizona on
May %, 1898.
He namea the following witnesses to prove
MS continuous residence upon and cultivation
of the land. viz:
Fernando Cervantes, David Monies, Rafael
Garcia. lnocente Bertoldo. all Of Solomonvil!. :,
Arizona.
LYMAN W WAKEFIELD,
Register
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10

For stomach ,roubIes, bilious
ness and constpa = try Chamber
lain's Stomach az Liver Tablets,
Many remarka ole cures haye been
effected bv them. Price, 25 cents.
Samples free, For sale by Sufford
Drug Co.
Graham guardian., 1908-04-10

Latham n Hunt, the Thatcher
grocers, ar" paying Is cents u doz-
eu for eggs. G9lt
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-09
bune.


Washington, Oct. 8. The civil.
service commission yesterday issued
g statement announcing that Paul
w. Cox, substitute clerk in the
Robinson. Ill, postofhce, has been
removed from Office, and II. B.
Thomas, clerk in the Orangeburg,
s. g, postofice severely reprimanded
and reduced in salary from 5000 to
$500 a year beginning last Thursday,
both because Of $ pernicious political
activity"
Cox, while clerk refused to with
draw from his active canvass as a
Prohibition candidate for clerk OF
Crawford county, ILL.,, saying he
understood it was none Of the de.
partments business so long as he
performed his duties satisfactorily.
Thomas was chairman of the
district Republican committee and
the commission sustained complaints
against him of obnoxious activity,
but on its recommendation, in view
Of his good reputation and record,
he was not removed but severely
disciplined and required to resign his
Craftsmanship Immediately on penalty
of dismissal. E..
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-09
P S. SCRIBNER WE'D AT
CASS LAKE. YESTERDAY
Popular Northomite Took as His Vile.
Miss Florence Shook, Estim-
able Young Lady.

Cass Lake, Oct. Especial to
Pioneer. A pretty wedding was
solemnized yesterday morning at the
home of C. M. Taylor,-a local mer-
chant, when Miss Florence Shook
and T.. S. Scribner, popular
Northome couple, were united in
the holy bonds of matrimony.
The ceremony was performed by
Reverend Barr, of the Congrega-
tional church of this city, in the
parlor of the Taylor home which
was tastfully bedecked with autumn
leaves. Mrs. Taylor played the
wedding march. Fl. -.
The BRIDE was dressed in beauti-
full white gown and the groom wore
the conventional black.
An excellent wedding breakfast
was served at. IL O'Clock to the
party which included about eighteen
close friends and relatives of the
bridal couple. Tie table was decor.
ated with pink and white carnations
and ribbon. r
! The newly-married couple left on
the afternoon train for Bemidji and
from there returned to Northome
where Mr.. and Mrs. Scribner will
make their future home. Mr.
Scribner is the Northome manager
for the Duluth Logging company.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-09

stewardship and requests the voters
of Minnesota to approve Of it, and
reward him with more of it.
When Mr.. Frank NJ. Eddy, all
ways facetious, said that Mr.. jacob
son eats pie with a knife, he in
tended to be jocular. Readers of
newspapers took him seriously and
there are thousands of people who
think that the Lac Qui Parle man
takes his dessert in this manner,
and likes him none the less for it,
Mrs. jacobson says he doesn't eat
pie at all.
Certain unpretty and untrue
stories were circulated as to Cover
nor Johnson's early life and dis
proved and there you are.
Republicans and independent
voters ara asked to give Jacob F.
Jacobson the earnest of their appre-
citation of his services to the state
at the polls next month.
Democratic Voters of all classes
and independent voters-and Re-
publican voters, too-are requested
to stand for two more years of Gov
ernor Johnson's admiration.
What will be done by a majority
of the voters remains to be seen.
Thos in charge of the respective
campaigns are happy and confident.
Both have had the advantages of
short periods of study in schools.
Neither is a college man.
But it is silly to talk of Mr.. Jacob.
sons hands being roughened and
hardened by labor" or to infer that
his opponent is hard-fsted from
manual toll
So far as his conduct in the role
of man earning his bread by his
own efforts is concerned, each candi
date has an honest record, and there
is no occasion to make either appear
other thanhe has been in the world
of endeavor.