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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08
The Sneezc inopportune.

"Of all the embarrassing predica-
worst ever" said a prosperous down
town business man. addressing his
partner in their office on the fifteenth
floor Of one of the Broadway sky
scrapers.
Il got in the elevator few moments
ago. he continued. land the draft as
we shot roofward caused me to sneeze
l felt it coming. and as l opened my
mouth for hearty 'achu' out popped
my $3.50 set of false teeth. Say, when
that car full of silly stenographers be
gan to smoker could have gone
through a keyhole without touching
sides, top or bottomr'-New York
Globe
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08
Forces a DISCHARGE.

The japanese servant has many Gu
rious traits" said the man who keeps
one. besides his constant habit Of eat
ing raw fish. but he is inordinately po-
lote. as rule. For instance. he never
will give you notice that he wishes TO
leave you. Instead his work will grow
steadily worse and worse till you can't
stand it any longer. and so you fire
him It's always done purposely to
avoid the necessity of telling you out
right that he is tired Of you and wants
to quit"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08
FREDERICK SCHAVOIR.

Major Frederick Cchavoir, of Siam
ford, Conn, shown above, who caused
the arrest of Leo Ditrichstein, the
dramatist, on the charge of having
sent him a challenge to a duel. The
actor, playwright, and the Major re-
Gently had an encounter, which Dit
richstein followed up by sending the
challenge. This led to the discovery
of a Connecticut law imposing a fine
of $4,000 to any one sending such a
challenge.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08
NOTICE TO BIDDERS.

Proposals for supplies for the use
of the Eastern Indiana Hospital for
the Insane for the month of october
will be received by the Board of Trus
tees at the Hospital before 8 p. N
Monday, September IA, 1908. Specifi
cations may be seen at the Second Ma
tional Bank, or at the Hospital.
BY order of the Board,
SIT S. E. SMITH, Med. Supt.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08
RALPH GUYER TO
TEACH SCHOOL
Will Have Charge of Chemistry
At Muncie.

Ralph Guyer Of North Twelfth
street left Sunday evening for Muncie,
Indiana, where he has accepted po-
sition as instructor in Chemistry and
Physics in the High school. Mr. Guyer
attended Earlham College last year
and also assisted in the Chemistry de-
partment He is a graduate of the To-
cal high school.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08
National League.
Morninq Games.

Cincinnati 6: Chicago 0.
Pittsburg 8; st. Louis 7.
Boston /; Brooklyn o.
New York 5; Philadelphia 0.
Afternoon Games.
Chicago 4; Cincinnati 0.
Pittsburg Z; St. Louis 1.
Boston /; Brooklyn 0.
Philadelphia ?; New York 1.
American League.
Morning Games.
Detroit 4 ST. Louis 3.
Boston s; Philadelphia 1.
Cleveland 6; Chicago 0.
Afternoon Games.
Detroit 9: st. Louis 8.
Boston s; Philadelphia 2.
Cleveland 5; Chicago ,.
Washington 4; New York 0.
Washington 8; New York 8.
American Association.
Morning Games.
Columbus ,; Toledo 0.
Louisville 4: indianapolis ?.
Kansas City 9: St. Paul 5.
Afternoon Games.
Columbus 6; Toledo /
indianapolis 6: Louisville >.
St. Paul IS; Kansas City II.
Milwaukee I; Minneapolis 6
Milwaukee Z: Milwaukee 5.
Central League.
Morning Games.
Dayton s: FIT. Wayne @.
Wheeling /; GAINESVILLE 0. IL inn
Evansville IS: Terre Haute 5.
Afternoon Games.
Dayton 9 FIT. Wayne ..
GAINESVILLE Z: Wheeling 5.
Terre Haute 8; Evansville 1.
South Bend s; Grand Rapids 0.
South Bend s; Grand Rapids 2.
GAMES TO-DAY 49,.
National league.
Cincinnati at Chicago.
Brooklyn at New York
Philadelphia at Boston.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08
Ths Family Cco.

An Edinburgh clerg. man says: "Ev
cry far,tlv should have dog 1t i
like Il perpetual baby 1t betrays II
,crets. never Sullls. asks no trouli
son2e questions, never gets into de-
aevcr comes down late to breakfas
and is always ready for bit of fun
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08

The Parson-I intend to pray tha,
you may forgive Casey for throwing
that brick at You, The Patient-Mebpt
yer riv'rence nd be saving tonne il
ye'd just wait till Oh get well and ther
pray for Casey.-London Fun.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08
SUCCESSFUL AFFAIR.
Labor Day Celebration at 6eallview
Was Enjoyable.

One of the most successful affairs
ever given by the South Side Improve
ment association was the all day pic
mic at Beallview park yesterday. Dur
ing the day several thousand persons
visited the park. A neat sum of mon.
ey was cleared from the sales of dance
tickets and at the lunch counter. In
every way the celebration was a sue.
cess
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08

title Walter was eating lunch VIII
gave his arm a sudden shove. 81
lash, down went his glass of milk
Il knew you were going to sp
nat" said mamma angrily
We'll. mamma. II you knew" gu,
rled Walter. why didn't you tell me
-Loudon Answers
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08

"a looming young
daughter of the household. Il really
wish you wouldn't call young Mr.. Soft.
leigh a popinjay"
And why not?"
Because he isn't jay. and there
doesn't seen 10 be any hope of his
'poppin'' "-London Mail
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08

Vaudeville at the New Phillips Thea
ire afternoon and night. S-5t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08
st. Louis at Pittsburg.

American League.
New York at Philadelphia.
Boston at Washington.
Chicago at Detroit.
St. Louis at Cleveland.
American Association.
Toledo at Indianapolis.
Louisville at Columbus.
Milwaukee at Minneapolis
Kansas City at st. Paul.
Central League.
South Bend at Grand Rapids
Zane sville at Wheeling.
Terre Haute at Evansville.
FIT. Wayne at Dayton.
Uo,yInui11n of tho Nam phil1ine
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08

Vaudeville at the New Phillips Thea
tire afternoon and night. S-5t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08
CENTRAL LEAGUE.

RESULTS YESTERDAY.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-09-08

Cincinnati at Chicago.
Brooklyn at New York.
Philadelphia at Boston.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-12-14
NEW YORKER DIES IN TORONTO

A telegram from Toronto announcing
the death of David Blacklcy in the King
Edward Hotel there was received to-day
at Mr.. Blackleys office, No. II East
Twenty second street He was an oN-
tensive importer of wallpaper and lived
At No. 576 West one Hundred and Thir-
ty-seventh street Death was due To a
recurrence of an old complaint, and
Wednesday, in response To telegram,
his wife Joined him In Toronto. Mr..
Blaciley leaves three daughters and
four sons. lie was sixty years old.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-12-14
TO SHOW $4,000 HEN.

CHICAGO, Dec. 1.-THE National
Poultry Show begins here tomorrow.
Among the special attractions will be
peggy" the $4,000 hen owned by
Ernest Kellerstross, of Kansas City;
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-12-14

Prof Armstrong; ideal hen, u cross
between a dorking hen and silver
duCkwnG gamecock: Julia" a cham
pion "igMt-year-oid hen from Deerfeli,
m. and the taillcss chickens from the
Isle of Man.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12

q The Editor Cf The D;sD3tCh:

TO the Editor Of The Dispatch:
It was with deep scrro" that cur
family received the sad news OF Mr.
Grover E.eazoG's death. We scarcely
realize that such q stalwart, manly
form now lies beneath the sod. If
sympathy drlls the edge OF grief, Pm
sure the dear family upon which this
falls knows its worth.
"E'en though it be cross
That raiseth me:
Still all my soul shall be,
Nearer my God to Thee!
We are snow-bound. Some of the
snow now on the ground has been
with us four weeks, and fresh supply
is now coming down. Some roads are
impossible and have been so for
month. About ten inches has fallen
in the last "a hours, and it is still COM
ing. With a good warm fire, my
study is a very attractive place, and I
am sticking close to it. I find plenty
to do here, too. Most people would
be surprised to find how many things
one is called upon to do. For instance
this week, besides preparing for three
services, teaching Theological stud
ent each day, and do general reading,
besides PASTORAL work, I have prepar-
ed and delivered lecture at our
graded school, and helped on three
debates. One question was, GRE.
solved, That the yellow man will in
time drive the white man out of Asia.
T told the boy I didn't wonder that
he wanted help, and if the society
would send me over, would report
when I got back.
Mrs. B. is quite busy. Her music
class is growing. She has fine set
of young folks, who are unusually de-
voted to her. This, | find, helps our
church work very much. We try to
make the parsonage the home of all,
and the young folks especially. And
we find them mighty substantial
friends in church work.
Our family has been remarkably
free from colds. Rev. Fl. P. Counts
is now laid up with Grippe. My stu,
dent is to preach for him tomorrow
He has kind people, and his work is
moving on nicely.
I have been to Salem, my tramping
ground during my college days, twice
since Christmas. My visits were in
connection with founding or enlarging
college for girls. To meet with
friends of former days was yer pleas
ant. 5. y. b.
Rural Retreat, Va, Feb. 1.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
wronged Wife Not Guilty.

Mrs. Annie Maithe, who. shot and
killed Mrs. Sallie Brown at the latters
home in Baltimore in November last
on the ground that Mrs. Brown had
taken her husband from her, was ac-
quilted on Friday. The states attor-
neyhad asked for a verdict of man
slaughter with a recommendation of
mercy, but the jury promptly gave a
verdict of not guilty.
1t was brought out that the wife fol-
lowed her husband to Mrs. Browns
house and saw them together through
the window. She then got the pistol
and returned and shot the woman.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12

At times when you don't feel just
right, when you have a bad stomach,
take something right away that will as
sist digestion; not something that will
stimulate for time but something that
will positively do the very work that
the stomach performs under ordinary
normal conditions, something that will
make the food digest. TO do this you
must take natural digestant like Kodol
For Dyspepsia. Kodol is a scientific
preparation of vegetable acids with nat
ural digestants and contains the same
juices found ina healthy stomach. Each
dose will digest more than 5000 grains
Of good food. 1t is sure to afford prompt
relief; it digests what you eat and is
pleasant to take. Sold by the Kaufman
Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
The Farmer.

Let US never forget that cultivation
of the earth is the most important
labor of man. Man may be civilized
in some degree without progress in
manufactures and with little COM
merce with his distant neighbors, but
without the cultivation of the earth
he is, in all counties, savage. Until
he gives up the chase and fixes him
self in some place and seeks living
from the earth he is a roaming bar
barian. When tillage begins other
arts follow. The farmers are the
founders of civilization.-Daniel Web
ster.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
RHEUMATIC FOLKS!
Are You Sure Your Kidneys
Are Well?

Many rheumatic attacks are due to
uric acid in the blood. But the duty
of the kidneys is to remove all uric
acid from the blood. It's presence
there shows the kidneys are inactive.
Don't daily with "uric acid solvents."
You might go on till doomsday with
them, but until you cure the kidneys
you will never get we'll. Doan's Kid
ney Pills not only remove uric acid,
but cure the kidneys and then all dan
ger from uric acid is ended.
Rupert B. Calvo, bookbinder, en-
ployed at The State Publishing Co.,
official printers for the State Of South
Carolina, living at 1910 Lumber St.,
Columbia, S. c., says: 81 thought I
had rheumatism and treated for it on
that belief I used all kinds of lini-
ments. The pain was in my back and
in my hips clear to the shoulders.
The liniments did no good and took
to blood medicines but they did not
help me. took long trip in hopes
that the change of climate might help
me. I was away three months but
could see no chang @ for the better. I
heard of Doan's Kidney Pills and de-
termined to try them, and got a box
at a drug store. They completely re-
moved the pains out of my back and
have not felt touch of the old
trouble since I used them"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-an
take no other.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
The Jumping Of Place.

Consumption had me in its grasp;
and had almost reached the jumping
off place when I was advised to try DR..
Kings New Discovery; and I want to
say right now, it saved my life. I'M
provement began with the first bottle,
and after taking one dozen bottles l was
a well and happy man again." says
George Moore, of Grimesland, N. O..
AS remedy for coughs and colds and
healer of weak, sore lungs and for pre-
venting pneumonia New Discovery is
supreme. SOC and $1.00 at Kaufman
Drug Co. and Derrick's Drug Store.
Trial bottle free.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
Neighborhood Favorite.

Mrs. E. D. Charles, of Harbor, Maine,
speaking of Electric Bitters, says: ''It
is neighborhood favorite here with u.s.
It deserves to be favorite everywhere.
It gives quick relief in dyspepsia, liver
complaint, kidney arrangement, malnu-
triton, nervousness, weakness and gen.
eral debility. Its action on the blood,
as thorough purifier makes it especial
ly useful as a spring medicine. This
grand alternative tonic is sold under
guarantee at the Kaufman Drug, Co.,
and Derrick's Drug Store. SOC.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
Eloping Up 70 Date.

The coatless man puts a careless arm
Round the leg of the hatless girl,
While over the dustless, mudless roads
In horseless wagon they whirl.
Like leadless bullet from hammer
less gun,
By smokeless powder driven.
They fly to taste the speeches. joys
By endless union given.
The only luncheon his coinless purse
Affords to hem the means
Is tasteless meal of boneless cod,
With dish of stringless beans.
He smokes his old tobaccoless pipe,
And laugh mirthless laugh
When pap tries to coax her back
By wireless telegraph.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12

Everything taken into the stomach
should be digested fully within a certain
time. When you feel that your stom-
ach is not in good order, that the food
you have eaten is not being digested,
take good, natural digestant that will
do the work the digestive juices are not
doing. The best remedy known today
for all stomach troubles is Kodol,
which is guaranteed to give prompt re-
def. It is natural digestant; it digests
what you eat, it is pleasant to take and
is sold by Kaufman Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
White IIII:.,a Ly1shea
- State of E TIL.e--5iSS.;a, I.e-- x, !.

&c. = JtSsII IIS c. Z !.E-'aGsas
Gainesville, Fla, Feb. 6.-Jack
Long, a white man, Was lynchcG near
NcW.0arry, Il milling town near here,
today. Long was accused of the muir
der Of Elias Sapp, prominent farm
er, and was taken from the town jail
by q crowd Of 200 men, carried to the
scene Of the crime and there hanged
to tree.
Excitement in Newberry is at fever
heat and citizens of the town are
armed. It is feared that there may
be further trouble and it is said that
another lynching is threatened.
According to the police, Longs
brother was killed by one of the Sapp
family, who has never been captured.
This is believed to have given rise to
the trouble, which eliminated today
in Longs death.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
Pluuges to Death.

H. B. Bigbam, assistant industrial
agent of the Seaboard Air Line rail-
road, was found near Method, N. c.,
Tuesday. 1t is believed hesfellsout of
sleeper car window of a Seaboard
train, which runs parallel with the
Southern at that point.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
Suffering & Dollars Saved.

E. S. Loper, of Marilla, N. Y, says:
II am carpenter and have had many
severe cuts healed by Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. It has saved me suffering and
dollars. It is by far the best healing
salve [ have ever found" Heals burns,
sores, ulcers, fever sores, eczema and
piles. 25c at Kaufman Drug Co., and
Derrick's Drug Store.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
Reason Enthroned.

Because meats are SO tasty they are
consumed in great excess. This leads
to stomach troubles, biliousness and
constipation. Revise your diet, let rea-
son and not a pampered appetite con-
troll, then take few doses of Chamber
lain s Stomach and Liver Tablets and
you will soon be we'll again. Try it.
For sale at Kaufman Drug Co.'S, drug
store. Samples free.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-02-12
Might Riders Whip Farmer.

Hopkinsville, KY, Feb. GA small
body of might riders'' operated last
night in west Christian county. Tele-
phone-wires were cut in several places
to prevent an alarm being given.
Lucien Means, a farmer, is REPORTED
to have been whipped for selling to-
bacco outside of the association.
, 1908-01-11
Wanted at Rawlins.

The following special from Ogden to
the Salt Lake Tribune is of interest in
this state:
Charles H. Calland, formerly in the
employ of the Oregon Short Line Rail-
road company as a claim collector, was
arrested some time ago on complaint
of the company and charged with forg-
ing the name of another person and
securing a sum of money. He vas
arraigned in the district court here
last month and entered a plea of not
guilty and was later released on a
81, 900 bond pending trial.
upon advices received from Raw
Inns, Wyo., Tuesday Sheriff Sebring
again placed him under arrest, on a
second charge of forgery, by which it
is claimed ne obtained 5000 from a
bank at Rawlins. Calland is now in
the custody of the sheriff, and his
bondsmen will probably be released
from their obligations"
, 1908-01-11
Don't Take the Risk.

When you have a bad cough or cold
do not let it drag along until ii be-
comes chronic bronchitis or develops
into an attack of pneumonia, but give
Il the attention it deserves and get rid
of it. Take Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy and you are sure of prompt relief.
From a small beginning the sale and
use of this preparation has extended
to all parts of the United States and to
many foreign countries. Its many re-
markable cures of coughs and colds
have won for it this wide reputation
and extensive use. Sold by all drug
gists.
, 1908-01-11
The Pure Food Law.

Secretary Wilson says, zone of the
objects of the law is to inform the con,
sumner of the presence of certain harm.
full drugs in medicines" The law re-
quires that the amount of chloroform,
opium, morphine, and other habit form
ing drugs be stated on the label of each
bottle. The manufacturers Of Cham.
t~erlain's Cough Remedy have always
claimed that their remedy did not on
tain any of these drugs, and the truth
of this claim is now fully proven, as
no mention of them is made on the Ia
lei. This remedy is ont only one Of the
safest, but one of the best in use for
coughs and colds. Its value has been
proven beyond question during the
many years it has been in general use,
For sale by all druggists.
, 1908-01-11
May Be Able to Go.
MEXICAN BEATEN UP
IN DRUNKEN REVEL.

During a drunken revel held by a
number of Mexicans in a small house
at the corner of Sixteenth and O'Neil
streets last night, one of the party was
badly beaten up, n was taken to St
Johns hospital, where he is in a ser,
ious condition, and his wounds may
prove fatal, says the Cheyenne Tri'
bune. Six other Mexicans, including
one woman, have been arrested, and
will be kept locked up at the city jail
pending the result of the injured MeXi.
cans condition. He bled profusely
from numerous wounds in the head.
which are believed to have been in
licted by some sharp instrument.
, 1908-01-11
Now Gets Into Denver.

The Denver, Laramie and North
western, the new railroad projected
from Denver to the northwest, has
closed the deals for the purchase of a
right of way for the entire distance to
its terminal properties in this city,
says the Denver Times. The deed was
signed several weeks ago and has not
yet been filed for record. The land
was purchased from the estate of the
late John Evans, which is owned joint
ly by the Evans heirs and a party in
Maine. The Denver, Laramie and
Northwestern, through this purchase,
will have direct connections with the
Moffat road at Utah Junction.
, 1908-01-11

Dean Arnold G. H. Bode this nor
ing received a letter from Bishop Fun
stem of the missionary districts of Ida
no and Wyoming, who is now on his
way TO his home at Boise after a tour
of the churches in portions of Wyo-
ming. The bishop extended to the
dean his sincere thanks for the very
hospitable tanner in which he had
been received at the see city and the
cordial reception given him in the dis
trict. He met the people in some of
the parishes and his gratitude was ex-
tended through the dean.
To Meet In February.
Bishop Funston that ne
has decided to call a convocation of
the new missionary district toward
the end of February, when the clergy
of the state will meet here to discuss
the affairs of the district and to be-
come acquainted with each other. The
convocation will be the first of the
new district and will be an interesting
event, no doubht.
Getting Building Ready.
The work of getting the bishops
house ready for occupancy by Dean
Bode and family is progressing nicely.
The heating plant has been selected
and the paper for papering the walls
has been purchased. 1t is hoped the
dean may be able to take possession
about the first of the coming month.
1t has been decided to rent the dean.
cry when it shall have ben vacated,
but a tenant has not yet been selected
There are some applications on file
, 1908-01-11
IT'S AWFUL BAD
Til. Best of Backs Are Bad When They
Ache, and Laramie People
Know 1t.

A bad back is always bad.
Bad at night when bedtime comes.
Just as bad in the morning.
Ever try Doan's Kidney Pills for it?
Know they cure backache-cure
every kidney i'll?
If you don't, some Laramie people
do.
Read a case of 1t:
Mrs. Peter Bothen, 359 West Gar
field street, Laramie, Wyo., says: My
husand complained of backache of
and on for three or four years. In
the morning, prior to beginning work he
was ANNOYED the most but after some
exercise the pain and lameness was
not so noticeable. An advertisement
about Doan's Kidney Pills led me to
procure a box for him from the Lara
mie Drug company. The use of this
remedy brought him speedy and last
ing relief. He thinks Doan's Kidney
Pills the best medicine he ever had
For Sale by all Dealers. Price sc
cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo
New York, Sole Agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.