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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
Welded AT TOP or
WASHINGTON SHAFT
Runaway Couple From Philadel.
phia Seek Lofty Attitude at
the Capitol to Have
Nuptial Knot Tied.
WASHINGTON. ID. C

WASHINGTON. ID. C-Snecial -
records FOR unique marriages were
carpet manufacturers and Miss Anna
Stpr rison, both OF Philadelphia. launch
SHe, ocs on the matrimonial tide I'm the
iott or the Washington monument late
wednesday afternoon. Couple swept
asihoe numerous obstacles. eiuding OBJ
Stinate parents.
mug smart was conceived first i'm Phil
aueiphia on the eve OF their departure
n D0' H. are Wei known i'm society circles
"a AZ the quaker city. and their sudden
olsappearance created anxiety. which
WAS WAS disPehed only after the welded
pair sent message 20 anxious friends
and relatives. They reached here about
noon Wednesday. and took apartments
at the Arlington Hotel
James r.. Brest. one OF the clerks M
me motel Mr.. Brest had telephonic
SS9mmunieation with Rev. James r.
stuart. III Fifteenth street, South
west and the latter consented to Of
hciate. Meanwhile. the bridegroom had
obtained a license. To further speed
minister To the monument where the
couple awaited him.
Inc trio assembled the shaft to the
top and the prospective bride blushed
When she saw 4 large throng cf sight
seers' and reluctantly consented to
nave the gaze OF the curious ON the
ceremony. The crowd had a suspicion
OF the event.
siEhtsecrs witness wedding.
Nhen Dr. Stuart began the ceremony
nc was Interrupted by Charles T. Tor
rey' custodian OF the monument. who
su1quehiy appeared and asked. What
gong ong The roSourceful bride
broke in with: Now. officer. il would
DC unkind OF you 10 stop us for we
are just being married"
ne scdate eNpoundcr OF the GOSPEL
looked stern when Mr.. Torrey gave IL
as his opinion that IL could not be
done. The custodian tried to think of
some law to back him up He finally
Nlelded To tho brides wish, but only
after ne had recognized In the bencvo-
rent minister "A person who had before
been OF inestimable service To him
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
OLD VET CRAZED BY
PATENT MEDICINE
Cut OF His Hand and Foot While
Under Influence of the Drug
and Then Cut His Own
Throat.

BRISTOL. VA Special Joseph
>. Arnold. seventy-one years old. an
inmate of the Soldiers Home. here
became intoxicated on patent med
fcine' and using a large butcher
KNIFE completely severed his left arm
at the wrist and his left leg at the an
kle
II" then cut his throat. but is still
alive.
He threw both his hand and foot
away and went to sleep before at
tempting TO cut his throat.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
STOLE MRS. DRYDEN'S
JEWELLED WATCH

WASHINGTON. ID. C.-Special-Ac-
cused OF stealing watch studded with
uiamonds and a triangular diamond
Suu9eu chateiatne from Mrs John II
Dryden, wife OF former Senator Drv-
Gen. or New Jersey. Alonzo Harris. a
hneSIo twenty-five years of age, was
neiu IN 5000 ball by Judge KimbalI
IN the Police Court on Friday. The
watch and chatelaine are valued at 81 =
oov; They have not been recovered
me robbery is alleged to have oc-
Cured on Saturday. March 9TH while
nrs. Dryden was calling at the resi-
9ence OF Mrs. John Dalzell, wife OF
Dalzell, OF Pennsyl-
Vania Harris was employed tempor-
ariiy as footman by Mr.. Dalzeli.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
TENNESSEE TO TRY
THE 215-CENT RATE

NASHVILLE. TENN Special
me Southern Railway and its allied
lines April LIST put the I-2-cent rate
INTO effect in Tennessee. This rate
VIII continue in operation for one
year TO see If it will prove profita bic
Inc Louisville and Nashville and thu
NashNiie' Chattanooga and st. Louis
Railroads are attaching commons To ali
tickets sold in this State, which will
give To every purchaser the right OF
a rebate for the difference between
the old rate and the Southern rate
provided the United States Supreme
court upholdS the Alabama rate law
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
ALABAMA AND MAINE
TO RETURN TO ATLANTIC
WASHINGTO

WASHINGTON. - Special - The
pattIeShlps Maine and Alabama will be
detached from the Atlantic battleship
meet before il leaves San Francisco
world, and their places will be taISrn
by the battleships Wisconsin and Ne
oraSka- The Alabama has been in com
shhlssloh continuously since 1901. and
the Maine since 1902. and. after dock
ing ana repairing, they viii return 10
1ne AtLantlc coast by way OF the Strait
OF MaSellan. This repair work will
probably not be undertaken until the
battIeShips OF the Atlantic fleet have
been docked for their long trip
The Maine and Alabama will nrob-
apIy not start from san Francisco for
me Atlantic coast until the middle of
the summer.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
WESTERN ROADS COMBINE
TO FIGHT 2-CENT RATE

CHICAGO. ILL.-SpeciaI.-A conn
bined attack on the two-cent naSsa,-
ger rate is promised by the railroads
that operate in Illinois, Minnesota and
Missouri. 1t is probable that the sIits
VIII be field next week 1t is the most
important litigation that the trans
Portatlon companies have undertaken
In years. The call for a conference
tomorrow in Chicago of officials of the
Illinois roads will be sent out TODAY
and plans for the fight will then be
laid.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
Plunged in the Dark.

An old country 0"ntiepnn returning home
rather late discovered a yokei with n Ian.
tern under his kitchen window. who. when
asked his business there. stated he had
only come accounting. ''Come what?"
said the irate gentleman Accounting.
air. Use counting Mary" ITS lie
What do you want lantern for7 never
used one when | was young man" mo
air. was the yokePs reply; II didn't think
yer 'ac, judging by the missis - London
Standard.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
Butte Intcr-NIounrain:

me brokers seemed TO be familiar
with the Presidents message Of tI,is
week several days before its delivery.
statements went out that IL was brief
anu conservatives IL proved to be
Whcre Is the leak? IL is unusual That
the dignity Of the Executive and Com
gross should be lessened by such trick
cry. Somebody high up I'm Wasbing-
Ton is either crooked or talks too
much. Such matter escapes from
newspaper Offices very rarely, for not
only do the news agencies place the
strlctest injunctions upon IL regard
ing secrecy but IL usually does not
reach the editor and the prInter untiI
almost time for delivery Ia the case
ia question. II mattercd little whether
the world had the message i'm ad-
vance; but presuming a case in which
secrecy Is essential would the leak
drip once more?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
BODIES INTERESTED IN
MONUMENT TO JOHN TYLER
RICHMOND. VA.-SpeciaI.

RICHMOND. VA.-SpeciaI.-
The Board of Directors of the Cham
Der or Commerce Thursday passed
resolutions urging Representatives in
Congress from this section to vorl,
Tor a Government appropriation to
erect memorial to President TYLER.
The Sons OF America have become
active in the matter. and il is hoped
that the desire to erect a monument
accomplished
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
CURRENT COMMENT
What the Leading Journals of the
Country Have To- Say on Mat
tiers Of General Interest.
Louisville Couricr-JournaI:

1t is n grave reflection upon the
manhood Of kentuckians that only
women have displayed conspicuous
bravery during the tobacco war" II
Is time for the men To assert them
selves And I'm Nicholas county there
exists an opportunity. Blood which is
thicker than water should also be
regarded as more important than the
price OF tobacco. Mr.. Hedges neigh
bors should not content themselves
Win preventing his aSsassins from
numbering or molesting the widow
Ihey should see to il. if il lies within
thelr power, that the processes of the
law invoked by the widow shall not
be farcical
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10

of a prehistoric age IS being shipped
to Kaiser wilhelm TO be shown I'm the
royal museum. The diplodocus Is an
lchthyopterygian reptile from the
Jurassic of the Rocky Mountain re-
gion. In its lifetime IL is believed to
have fed on powders, pine tree tops
and Rocky Mountain billy goats. IT
was probably more fearful and de-
Vouring creature than the megalo-
sauria. the moncondyla, the dinosaur.
the pterodactyl or even the frivhtful
gyasucutus or the roaring 1abbcrwocIx
that went SMILING through the tulgy
wood. Emperor William will sure
~ nave plenty of fun with it, When
ne wants 10 make the Rcichstag do
his bidding. all he Will have To- say ~
You better look out or the dipIodo-
Gus viii git you'll"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
BOTETOURT YOUTH WINS
RHODES SCHOLARSHIP

ROANOKE, Va Special The
ginia has awarded the schola rsbin 70
frank A. Reid, of Botetourt COUNTY
-FOUR students took the examination
and two passed
The appointee rs a senior of Roa-
noke College,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
Irish Hits.

Was there ever more mordant ana
sArdonie stroke OF description than that
o'ConncIi gave OF Peel's bloodIessness7
His smile was like a silver plate on q
coffin" Less scathing. but less witty. alec.
was his description OF lady of "A slr,i-
AIRY repelient temperament. "She had Gil
the characteristics OF n poker exccuf it,
occasional warmth. - rgouaut
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
A DeVouf Wish

It's no use your kicking about the
growing popularity of the automo-
bile." said Skorcher. for nothing will
stop 1t. It's bound to carry everything
before It," e
Well" replied the plain citizen
I do hope 1t will eventually carry its
smell before it." as
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
MIR. CHARLES T.. ASHBURNFR
STAuNTON'S BUSINESS MANAGER

STAUNTON.-Spec At a Joint
meeting OF the Common Council and
Richmond railroad contractor, has been
elected city business manager OF Staun-
ton at salary Of s., 900. This is some
government.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
ACCORDING TO ORDERS

Hoo do you do" ercIainied the
letter cqrTfeT, as ne greeted .Ss
aEcftoReor $50
40 as am bid" dnstoeyeG faS
'rcftonecT, 10Th fendish grin.
Much the same here" rejoined me
l. O. II do as am directed"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
New Orleans States:

Taking tho view that parents have
no right To cast the burden OF bring
ing up their children upon the state.
chicago authorities are proceeding
asnihst those who permit theirs to
play hockey" Five fathers ana one
hlother OF truants have been kcpt i'm
jail Tor day and then released on
payment OF 50 fine. and warrants
were issued for twenty-five more. As
cure Tor truancy the treatment is
an experiment but IL should make
parents OF truants In other places sit
up and take notice
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
ADVERTISING.

On a gravestone IN n HarIesda,: yrJer.
takers shop appears the no,.ce; 'Yo, nv
telephone from -here."-LOndon Dolly .,aT
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10

The knocks that Opportunity neg
iected to give. the neighbors religious
ly keep handing you.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10

yield up a tlthc OF their nI-gottcn
earnings. lac was not guilty or any
misuse of power.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10

4 Suburbs. ESQ.
Dear sir-we regret 10 hear ~ tho sc~i
dent which hefen vour house ami -dv'-'
YOU Mat we have Shipped to-day our No
Ham C'Iong Island Xnicknack'') Your
truly.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10

nuup-A-HousEo QUICK coMrANx
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10

A. Suburbs. Esq,
Dear Sir-on looking up your order we
'.no you specified No. s32. which Is the
nar"n'ai Mansion We moulded for you
IN Lone'yv'iie. The Colonial" you men
ton Is s32A. We can. however. remove
o"- trom your lot. provided you pay foi
the necessary dynamite. Yours truly.
BUILD HOUSE. QUICK COMPANY.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1908-04-10
Pouring Out
Homes.
BY c. B. QUINCY

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES coMPASr,
Gentlemen have received yo.,
catalogue OF stock houses ready 70
nouio' In accordance with Edison's pa,.ns
-. '~suns houses OF cement IN one piece.
nv p'an seems very feasible and economi
'no as ! have Just paid the last install
hense No. s32 In your eatnloxu. yon,.
truly. s,r,,,,,,,'.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
ron sALE-r,HMs
sAIf-FtRMs.
r ARM ARM IHIEEADQUARF2TT E ET2 S"

40 ACRES miles from Mt. ciemens
- miles FROM electric line, black
clay loan, good fences. broom house
horse barn. 40N50. COW barn. I4N20:
good orchard OF apples. cherries aud
plums. Price s2.6oo,
80 ACBEs-Gbod buildings. consisting
OF barn 33xf2. new COW barn. 9 tool
- sheds -Lo--LanSeA-- lar-ep oulirx
aouss, wood-shed. I-room house WIZ
cellar. good wells, good orchd6{u
some small fruit, 5000.
90 ACREs-iis miles from Corunua, !.
mile from district school. all im-
proved but four acres timber. good
r fences. land is rolling enough TO af-
ford natural drainage. S-room house.
cellar with cement hoor. good barn
and other outbuildiugs orchAt IL
$1,000.
60 ACRES-3L miles from Willis, black
loan, orchard. 6-room new house,
small new harm. windmill. house
alone cost $1,000; will consider a
house in Detroit; $500.
so ACRES-h mile from railway, 1
mile from electric line, miles from
Mt, Clemens; school across the street;
good buildings, good fences; $4,000.
so ACRES mile from Ithaca, $50
rods OF fence, soil good clay loan.
in high state OF cultivation, 16 acres
timber. s acres good apple orchard,
Groom house on good stone wall.
outbuildings all In fine shape. 3
never-failing wells OF water. new
windmili: abundance OF all kinds or
small fruit for home use; $1,000.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
Daily Death List

Elizabeth Wise. IS years. l07 Pitch
err, senifty -,
Christina s. Munro, IS years, .
Greenwood: hamilton.
Caroline t. Scbenck. IL years, 81
Charlotte: hemiplegla -.
man; pertussis. 60
Ignatis Wisniewski IS years. 90 st.
Josephiat; arterio sclerosiS. .
Anton Phelerego, Al years, 81. Mary
hospital: pneumonia.
William Russell. II years. Eloise,
Mich. senility.
Isaac Holstine. 20 years, SO Lorman ;
cancer.
Agnes s Hermann, years. $40 Law
ernois. scarlet fever.
Louis Battani, = years, 400 BREW
ster; membraneous Group.
Ellen Lane. 81 years. 1O1 I1fteenth;
tumor.
Layina Parker. Ga years. Eloise.
Mich: rheumatism.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
DI E D

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. beloved wife OF
, Frank G. Garland. at her parents
home. London. Ont. Jan. 2. 1893. Mo-
tice OF funeral later. St Louis. Phil
adelphia and Montreal papers please
copy
GEBBERT-Jan. 3, 1908 at residence,
22s Avery-ave., Harry r.. beloved
husband Of Mrs. Ida Ford Gebbett
and father OF Pearl H. Gebbett Flu
neral services from residence Mon
day. Jan. O. p. IN. lnterment in
Ford's Cemetery. Dearborn.
MASON-Jan. z. Mary Mason. beloved
sister OF LANES and Edward Walsh,
Mrs. James II. Burns, Mrs. Matthew
Burns. Mrs. Peter Dalton. OF Jack
son. Funeral from Sheriff Burns's
residence. Monday. s:20 and O'Clock
IS Peter and Paurs Church.
KENGOTT-Entered into rest. Jan. 3,
1905, at 1916 a m. Gottlob, beloved
husband 81 Christians Kengott, aud
father OF Mrs. James Offs. Mrs.
Charles A. Buhref. and Mrs, Max
Christensen. Funeral from his late
residence, $50 Porter-st.. Monday.
Jan &. at y. m. Nv ~
SnTH--Jan, 3. at her daughters
- home, 329 Van, Dyke-ave.. Elizabeth,
widow OF Charles NJ Smith. beloved
mother OF Mrs. M. III. Dempsey. of
4. Detroit: J. Il. Smith. OF Chicago. and
the late Mrs John Howie. Funeral
Monday at y. m from above resi-
dence.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
Marriage Licenses

Henry Heiser, 23: Minnie Bohm. FL.
Andrew Dekon. "a. julia Wittkow
ski, 81.
Frank Przybylski, FL; Lilly Fflipow-
ski. IL.
Ludwig Blaszcik, SO: Salomeja lie
mecka, &c.
Emanuel Sonczet, 2s: Rosena Faitel.
"a.
Stanislaus Stachura %; Mary Pyska-
catka, 90.
Ambrosz wolkowicz, %. Leonora
Widerka 10.
Andrew Horvath. %: Elizabeth Bog
wac, 90.
Edgar II. Eskew. SO: Grace III, war
rem. 20.
George L. Cheever. 26: Sylvia Hon
man. 10.
william Jimmie. %: Elizabeth Rohn.
So
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
CHAS. D. FISKE, chsme. 7, q Commerce.
FARMS

40 ACRES. at Rochester. / mile from
car. Groom house, barn Sox45, all
kinds Of fruit, other outbuildings;
all for $4,000.
81 ACRES, Ih mile from Bridgewater,
7-room stone house. barn 32x46, other
buildings; $4,000.
20 ACRES. at Big Beaver, II miles
from Detroit. good house and barn;
$4,000.
"A ACRES, ~ miles from Windsor.
buildings fair: $4,000.
az ACRES, IS miles out Jefferson, and
buildings fair; 500 per acre.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04

so ACRES best garden land around
Detroit. Z miles out, good buildings
and wire fences, tile drained; take
$4,000. in good building lots,
16O ACRES at Worthwhile. S-room house,
large barns, corn crib. henhouse.
hoghouse. over 200 apple trees.
cheapest farm in Michigan at $55 per
acre.
zoo ACRES, west OF Ypsilanti, X mile
from shipping point. S-room brick
house, 2 barns. one 24x32, other lock
142 other outbuldings, acres APP
pies. 23 acres OF fine lake. $40 per
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
BIRTHS

BOYS.
John Iwoniec. 5f2 Garfield.
Gilbert Benway. 70l Jos. Campau.
John kreft. 1T9 Illinois.
Charles Beach. 156 Vermont.
Michael TIerney, 1872 Twelfth.
Karl Rutkovski, 1856 Lasalle
Walter Cherry. 1t6 John X.
Lester Cooper. 1928 Central
Frank Bodenhoefer. AZ Twenty-third.
prank Hinsku. 1850 Mckinley.
GIRLS.
william Heck. 1867 ST. Aubin.
theodore Martens, ~ Twenty-third-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
soa sALE-FAaMs.

80 ACRES miles from Milford, 20
acres improved. 10 acres OF wood,
small orchard or so apple trees, good
fences, harm 20NiO.N pow corn crib,
spring OF good water near the barn
A drive well at the house. house OF
l2 rooms In good condition. $3.50
50 ACRES--ahs miles from Armada;
soil Is vary produciiyei black loan.
well drained. well fenced VIII WIT
fences. suitable for either stock or
fruit. Z acres Of young timber. 700
peach trees, apples and small fruit
house OF 10 rooms. now horse barn
3eX5e, granary, workshop aud hen
- house. good cattle barn and other
outbulldlngs. two neyer-falltng wells
OF water. new steel windmill. water
piped 10 barnyafd and horse barn
$500.
100 ACRES--iS miles from Detroit;
heavy soil, clay and muck, $3.50 acres
pie trees. 6-room house; fine large
barn, stone milk house. outbVlldings
in good condition; $4,000.
leo ACRES-Tuscola county: loamy
soil. well tiie-drained; plenty III
OF orchard. i mile 10 church,, school
and country store the land is very
productive; adapted TO dairying;
Sos
$40 ACRES-Oakland county, 400 acres
pillow land soil grayeiiy loan. well
watered flowing we'll OF water,
fences are good: house is comfort
able: barn 96x1lO; three other barns:
rolling enough 10 AFFORD natural
drainage; price s25 an acre.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE--First Church
OF Christ, Scientist. Alexandrlne ave.
west near Woodward. Morning,
1890; evening. 1880; subject, Cod
wednesday evening meeting, 7:45.
Reading room. 20 Withereil-st- Open
from 10 TO 5.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04

FIRST CONGREGATIONAL. in Detroit;
Rev. Gaius Glenn Atkins, ID ID, ana
1880, morning service. The Sstcra-
ment of the Lords supper, and recep-
ton for members. Evening service.
address theme, The Church As An
influence In the Present Day Life"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04

tContansed from FIFTH Page.)
requires nerve, resolution and all the
other qualities which 60 TO the max
ing of good fnancier. have Sc
lected you, my boy, because I have
weighed you In the balance and not
found you wanting In anything"
Weighed! Balance!" echoed the
young man. perpiexedly. Il don't I'M
dHrstaud!''
Doubtless you can't. Just take this
piece Of paper and read what have
written"
He handed him as he spoke . halt
sheet of letter paper on which were
written the following words:
Qualities requisite for post In Pho
cadilly;
Il. Nerve.
g. Sobriety.
%. Adherence to principle i
e. fncorrupdbility."
Nov listen!" cried Cmboy. Lis
ten! tested you for the first quail
ification-nameiy. nerve by coming
to ru house at an unearthIy hour
takint YOU by surprise, and then feel
ing YOU Nnlse. 1t was perfectly nor
NAL, and That fact proved that you
were a man who would not be easily
upset by any unexpected shock"
He paused, smiled blandly. and then
went on: ~
Il tested you for sobriety by beg
gfng you, to drink whisky with me tn
this room. Again you stood the test,
and stood 1t well. The third qualifica-
tion--towit, adherence to principle
was amply demonstrated by your be-
hay4eE In the matter OF the Red Deep
quotation. while the fourth and moet
important point was proved on Satur-
day evening"
Deane gasped again.
''On Saturday EVENING"" he echoed
wildly.
Yes, look here."
He rose, went to the cupboard.
made a few swift movements. then
faced round.
Great hcavensi- muttered the ~
tonished young man. The stranger
under the clock!"
Precisely. Your amasement proveI
that l played my part well, ana 30 did
you The result OF all this mummery
is that am going to give you posi-
don such az any man OF Your age
might envy, and II I'm not very much
mistaken, you'll do credit to II"
When eDane told his wife the won
derful story that evening. she cried
for joy.
but. oh. IAl,- she said,--.."Who
could have imagined it? What author
dpuld have hit upon SO strange .
tale?-
Deane smiled
"oDe author only he replied. And
his name is Tho Truth"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
DETROIT TIMES
LINER AID"
AGENCIES.


FoRr-sr. PRESBYTERIAN-o
Union station. The Rev. Edward IA.
Pence ID. d.. pastor. Services al
1880 and 1880. Morning subject,
'.rhe Supreme GIFT" Evening sub
ject, Their Greatest Discovery. Ser
vices during the week except Satur :
day
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
IErrERaoN-AvE. PREsBYTERIAN

yErFERSON-AVE PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH-Cor. Rivard. Pastor, Rev.
A. II Barr. Public worship with
sermon IL a. m. and 1880 p. IN. Morn
ing Gods Promises and Mans
Prayers" Evening. Saving some
Detroit Boys" iI1ustrated. organ re-
to- :se.-by MIR. ttcnwtck.
All are cordially invited.
IyNIyERSA IIST-Churc OF Our Faith
err. 1890. Thoughts fnr-the New
Year; 1870. illustrated lecture, "a he
Great Cathedrals OF Europe. All
are fuvftrtf.-
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Walked Rlaht Into trouble.

Ignorance Of American ways caused
Joseph Kopcienski. aged 20. q Russian.
to unwitungly give himself up to the
police OF vinewood station Friday
evening. A warrant was sworn out
Thursday charging Joseph and his
landlady. Mrs. Bronislawa Topalewsk.
OF No. Cos wesson-aye-, with q serious
offense. Mr., Topalewsh told the po-
lice justice that be had caught MS
wife and the boarder making hove.
Mrs. Topalewski was arrested Thurs
day night. Friday evening Josepn
started out to look for her enQ went
directly to the police state Lieut.
jacques recognized him from n photo
graph furnished bC9the husband and
Joseph felt highly BATTERED when the
officer exhibited the photo. but hia
pride was giv6h a jolt WIEN t9ey
took him 20 cell. I. Il
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04

The secret OF succeed
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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-01-04
THE FARRAND
COMPANY

Too many used pianos that have been
taken in exchange for Farrand Cecilian
Pianos. We have cut the prices on
these from S25. 90 to 500. 90 each