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The Washington times., 1908-01-19

tO.the New York Americans in a deal
for Kid EIbcrfeld was received by the
Capital public with enthusiasm rather
than protest, while II there had been
suggested a trade of any kind for him
i'm 1900 the town would have been too
hot 10 hold the manager.
What will be Patterns condition this
spring, and viii he have his old time
strength. or will he be the soft snap for
every bush league batter who faces
him. as he was in the second half Of
the 1897 season. This is tn prize prob
lem for the washington fans.
Johnson, who hardly needs discus
sion, is credited wJl five victories
and nine defeats. for an average OF
.357 whichis thirty two points better than
The club. For newcomer from tho
Idaho State League. VINO couldn't find
his way around town with map. that
was the class with better handling he
might have Earnered one or two more
Victories in games that became de
feats.
Hughes Uses His Head.
Tom Hughes was another Of the
Trouble Brothers. He had so many
things happen to him the doctors had
to think up new Greek compounds To
describe them. After exhausting the
knowledge Of all The orthodox medical
faculties he had his arm ana shoulder
treated by b2nesetter who improved
the warped wing nightly, Thomas IS
getting by these days almost exclusive
ly on his head work, as he admits in
conversation He Is probably the best
posted pitcher on the Washington
team. in the matter Of knowing where
ball is likely TO so when hit. and
the plays which may reasonably be
expected 10 follow the clout.
The mastery Of such details of pitch
ing, with a thorough knowledge of the
batters IN the league, their strong
points and his teams weak ones, err
abled Hughes to remain in fast com
pany and 10 win last year seven out Of
twenty gaU1cs. for an average Of 80, u
matter of twenty-five points better than
the team lie pitched and won games
last season when every ball delivered
meant physical agony. and ninety-nine
out of every hundred pitchers would
never have lasted two innings. Whether
his seance with the bonesetter, which
dill not take place until September,
permanently benefited his arm for this
year is another little problem for the
fans.
The Washington times., 1908-01-19

Continued on Sixth Page)
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28

Juanita coal-best on market.
Call Junction 323
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28

Police court convened this morn
ing with three drunk and disorder
leys' present. George Sturdy, and
Jack Guest, two of the most faith
full attendants responded when their
names We're called and his honor
stated that ne would give up, for sew
eral months sturdy had been his pet
subject and he had tried hard TO
make a man of him. only Saturday
he had turned him out on his earnest
promises to reform and broke away
from the White Line, and attend TO
his job at the sugar factory. to be
arrested a few hours later on one OF
the most beautiful drunks of his ca
reer. lack Guest who probably has
been in as many iails and prisons as
any man alive quilted the court room
Friday with a thousand promises TO
go to work AT II coal mine, several
miles from the city. but he evidently
missed connections for his smiling,
dirty face. good humoredly faced the
disheartencd court. at . O'Clock this
morning. The third defendant was
a stranger, but not Il new hand at
the business by any means. The frost
ing as applied. follows: Sturdy. 80
days; Guest, 80 days; Ed Sullivan
10 days. One meal a day will be
served and the reputation of the
Grand Junction jail as "the best win
tering place in the west" will be sad
ly shattered.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28

Safety razores from sI.5o to $40.
{. ID. Smith Drug Co.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28
NO COST TO WOODMEN.

\ Sunday dispatch from Chicago
states that at the December meeting
of the executive council of the Mod
ern Woodmen of America held at
Rock Island. it was decided that the
orders great sanitarium at Colorado
Springs shall be conducted free of
charge for all members afflicted with
tuberculosis.
The society several months since
acquired 1880 acres within seven
miles of Colorado Springs and has
established an up-to-date sanitarium
the tent colony plan being employed.
The first colony plant Will be ready
for the reception of patients Jan. l..
1903, and is equipped to care for
sixty, TO which number admissions
must be limited for the present.
DIR. j. NJ. White, the medical direc-
tor in charge. states that only those
consumptiVe members who are cur
able or whose lives may be prolong-
ed for a considerable length of time
will be admitted.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28
SOME 100000 CHRISTMAS
TREES USED THIS YEAR
Special to The Sentinel. /

ISptCIHI 10 TIE SeIII HUI
+ Washington, Dec. 2S.-The 1
= country's forests again have !
: been called upon to supply about !
+ 4 million Christmas trees, and I
+ again many persons have asked I
+ themselves and have queried the {
+ United States forest service, is 1
I. the custom a menace to the !
I. movement for forest preserva- /
+ tion?'' (
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28

How is this? Pair of lots on Teller
Netween 5th and 9th for $3.50. Ollie
+. Bannister, 42i Main.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28
EVERY MAN TO
HIS OWN PROFESSION

If you had watch needing re
pairs. you would not take it a black
smith or, IA mule to shoe. you would
not take it to a jeweler.
II YOU needed glasses fitted to your
eyes. YOU would not go to a dentist
or an NJ. D., because it is not their
profession.
do not prescribe medicine. he
cause do not know how and it is
not my profession.
| do fit glasses. because l DO
KNOW HOW and it is MY PROBES
SION.
CHAS GASHo, Optometrist,
Margery Building
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28

Sectional bookcases, music and
parlor cabinets, baby swings and
walkers, leather couches. rocking
chairs and many other useful pres
ents for Christmas. Crown Furni-
ture Company.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28

Hand painted china at c. D. Smith
Drug Co.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28

We have not raised the price of oul
lots 80 per cent. II. ]. Gray Realty
Gray Realty Co. 337 Main.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-28
With a Few Fresh Flowers 2

Come here and order some for your
Christmas table The cost will be
ridiculously low in comparison with
the pleasure our flowers will afford.
Again. have you some sick friend for
whom you find it difficult to select a
remembrance? Then order us to de-
liver bunch of beautiful fresh flow
ers on Christmas morning.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10


NJ Reeder Of Kansas told a story 70
he house Of Representatives about a
Kansas settler and a trick be played.
Z think we sent him on to the state
e Wyoming" be said.
We have q lot OF bad people N ear
st1ts orom Kansas" suggested Mr..
Wendell of Wyoming.
Thi1 was a pretty smart fellow and
I wonder they, did not send him 70
esngE" answered Mr.. Reeder. The
laW required the settler to build a
houss with board door and q board
rooG &c be dng into the hank a space
e three feel wide and six feet long
and put poles across the top for q roof.
Than be sharpened q stick and bored
holes b the ground Of the dugout
Nexk ks bored holes through the roof
and made an ahdavit that be had a
bored aooF and bored rOof."-Detrolt
Frss Pres
The broad ax., 1908-10-10

A rliroad n Honduras, which has
Just been opened 70 trafhc as Ear as
Cziba. thirty-6ve miles. was built with
creosoled pine ties from the United
elataa 4 8 worthy OF note that. while
ceueted pine ties are being shipped
fon TIE United States 20 Honduras.
nara Woods are coming 10 the United
1teto1 hon that country. Americans
Grs dolng TIE shipping both ways. A
ract 81 1000 acres h Honduras has
1esa nlc1ced b al American company.
Nlch 1I1 cut tie mahogany ana otheR
rnlnahie hrrd woods ana ship them %
- unlsd eEaba.. forest and sRsan.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10
SMASHING Her ssueso..

A series Of terrific crashes against
the front door brought the mistress b
that exit and. finging II open, she be
held standing calmly before It the new
cook, her baggage lying about In con
fusion, while driving OF with q black
countenance was the baggageman.
Mercy" exclaimed the startled mis-
resG %Why did that rude man huri
your baggage after you like that.
Haryf Wouldn't you pay himr'
-oh, It amt thot, mum; but NE last
lob wor at his house."-Judge.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10
lI.rv Name. q IIinoham,, HaII.


HiRgham has one han with three
namel. the largest In the town ana the
ons Whsrs an the town business Is
tzansactsd. where Company K. Fifth
regimsnt ~. v. a., has its armory
ana Whare the Bingham Agricultural
socisly holds its Deliberations.
The hall has the distinction Of hav-
ing three names-Hlngham town hall,
the armory ana agricultural hall II II
. q pubic performances or town meet
ing. then the notices read, sAt the
town haII:" II It Is a rose and straw
berry show or an agricultural meet
ing. then they read. -At agricultural
han and az Company K b drilling or
enfsrtaining its friends the invitations
snT. at the armOTy." No other hall
b Plymouth county has 50 many Of
nclal tifIes.-Boston Herald.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10

curisas epsst=els On TIE csass o.
California.
ID tie nelghborhood Of Summerland.
en tie coast Of California, ten niles
south of Santa Barbara. The visitor
nay behold az the present dine q
strange and Interesting spectacle the
IKE OF which was never seen Ia the
word before. L & nothing more or
les than a fishery for petroleum.
Out from the smooth. sandy beach
and extending At right angles there
with into tie ocean are many long
decka o pler supporting old derieks
1he latter are IKE any other derricks
constructed for such purpose, but m
Sad 81 being used to bring NJ OIL
1rom the dry land they are made to
serve Coz fetching the fluid from be-
meath the waters Of the sea.
TIE piers described are. many Of
then, g great length. stretching q quar-
ter e & mile OF more out into the Pa
clae - order to tap the OF bearing
strata Under the sea. Derricks are SET
aH along the beach Itself. upheld by
piles. b order that the breakers may
1oW back and forth beneath them.
One might imagine that the discovery
e TIE oil under the sea came shout
Aroueh observation Of petroleum noat-
ing On TIE waves. Such does not seem,
however, % have been the case. Pros
pecto.s for the precious fuid, having
cone upon a productive on Geld on
terra nrma n the neighborhOod Of
sunmerland. were naturally led Gown
% tie ocean beach by the o8cum-
stance that the OH producing area ap-
peared to extend In that direction.
Finding that there was oil beneath the
vsTy breakers. II occurred to them to
seek q farther out.
The penoleum obtained from under
TIE Bea b remarkable. IKE all the oil
a tie nslghborhOod. for containing q
great deal Of asphalt It Is. In fact,
vefy impure and thick owing to this
a6mIxture OF an extraneous substance.
But the asphalt itself Is decidedly val
uahls when separated and Is being
utilized for paving and other such pur-
posea-Saturday Evening Post.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10
CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS

Pukin4 nm Of petty hauteur.
Bought yellow auto motor-
Ihlnk % L. 4 yellow
And IL taw9ry unts bedIzen
dan he world and its horizon.
How hate TIE faIiowl
kor his pesly ''honk' comes bossing
Every time touch . crossing.
Ana IN automobiles
There's no honk Tor 'If you PisasA-
% tby financial rigor1
Bought yellower and bigger
Faster also when Il pleases.
And the chap who used to blind me-
WalioWs b the dust behind me.
Hes the fellow now who sneezesi
And my ''honk' = quite as raucou1
In the automobile caucus.
So wave my hand and bow
Quite politely 70 him now.
a. s.-Why DO people viHit
on = crossWalikf Say, why h M
Edmund Vance Cooke IN Wornan's Home
Companion.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10
UwfuI Tool.

Gyer-LOts OF inventors never fuzzy
realize the Importance OF their inven-
dons.
Hyer-Don't theyi
Gyer-No. Take the hairpIn. for ex-
ample Il IL said the inventor never
intended It to be used In. dressing the
hair.-Minneapolis Journal
The broad ax., 1908-10-10

-oh. Arizona win be admitted. al
right" said the gentleman from that
tsrritoCy.
Been turned down pretty regularly.
hasn't itY'
'Don't let that worry you. They'll
need the name for q battleshIp now"
-Phnadelphia Ledger.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10
psludina HTm.sIf.

Towne-It doesn't seem to have done
Gagley any good to Join church he
appears to be grouchier than ever since
be got religion
Brown-I don't believe he's got Il at
All III bet what be takes for religion
u merely dyspepsia = Philadelphia
Press.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10

'Pa, what does q king or an en-
peror DO when be grants anybody an
audisnceT
he does about what your mother
does Ehen she grants me an audience
talks Inost Of the time."-Denvsr
NsWs-Times.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10
Provsrb practloaIIv ApuIiod.

"A man is judged By the eompany
be keeps said the aphorist.
~Yes." answered the man with q
boom. which makes II undesirable
sometimes 10 print the names Of Gn
the contributors to your campaign
fund"-Wazhington Star.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10
ne easle.t Wav.

The easiest way 10 succeed, my boz.
b % give the people wat they want
no. SIR; you are mistaken. Ths
sRslsst way to succeed d 10 make TIE
people think they want what you are
giving thsm."-cnicago Recond-Hsrald
The broad ax., 1908-10-10

80 you believe the eOuntenanes n
indicaflTe Of charactsrf
sIn some respects. For instance
whsn you see 4 hatehsd faced woman,
Tn % one youu fnd her temper On
edsa--BaIamors American
The broad ax., 1908-10-10

K1na Eady-But that isn't TIE asns
ntnry you tod ne the last tins yeu
Wozs htfe.
IEs Hcho- Course 4 amt Youse
1I1|nt belIceFs de odder one.- Chicago
NeEa
The broad ax., 1908-10-10

do y0u attend church regulaFiyr
inquired the solicitors friend.
I've been q regular churchgoer Of
late" answered Mr.. Oumrox Mother
and the girls took me On 4 Ruidebook
tour through Europe" = Washington
star.
The broad ax., 1908-10-10
tslaR5 Charts Baseball and Amusement Assn.
Now 0SganIzIng-capItar Stock
100000

Leland Giants Ball Association
Capital for the Permanent Home The Leland
Ball Club Establishing For An People, The Only
Eight Shoot The Chue Miniature Electric Ihea Dance
Skating Burley Swing Boating
Riding and all the latest fun making and laugh producing
twenty
the Electric Cars ITO the Loop District in Chicago.
Baseball Stocks
single Millions be made BY those Who Take Stock In
This New Enterprise
You Favor Owning Operating This I'm
Wei Where
Be Employed Between Nay and October Of where with
Answer effectively Stock this Corpora
Share Interest il this Twendeth Think
Shares Only 10o Dollars
Holiday Public yo
wanted and welcome Coe buy and build filing
attached mad Dollars LsarI
Leland Giants BASE Ban 3 amusement Assn.
Raursuurd ho.sIsy: Trsas,- =
Enclosed please find So
cS Stock &c Leland s'si Cant. ss. Ban and Esssat
Association
agss to pay per mOnth until the FUN amount
s--.--has paid which rsasvs my stock
M
1s.sssS5rssssss e $50
stesE ADDRESS
s sss 3 ssssss@ az sssas
asss 1919 $500 cag
Is 80 stlts
The broad ax., 1908-10-10

Nh
an peYmnls On SInck A.
ccunl1 nl1gl D. uada b he order
q Ba1rr1T1r1 McgelaE.
Treasurer. ea5o Ealsled Sln.ll.
chIeaEo. lIiincI1. Al Stcck-
hcIdeIE are rrll'1d q prefer
nnc1 6 arrI1Fer1 ard EhcuId
inlcnn I.11 Ifo11ur1r ,zII1 l'1Ir
Anal r1Ian11 81 ln1II I1I1n-
dens g aDpI for eupcJnsnl
F1r l1rlhar irlorlson a.
tse1s LsIanf Cars nasa- Pail
or1 NInu1rurrl Assn. 614o
HlI.tea s. c1icee1. n
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-24
THE MIDLAND METHODIST.
Circulating Medium of the Laymes
Of the Memphis Conference.

At a meeting of the laymen of the
'Aienphls conference. held during the
recent session OF the conference at
fCoyington. Tenn. the Midland Meth
|odist. of Nashville. Tenn, was for
mally adopted as the medium Of CON-
munication in this territory for the
great laymen's movement recently In
auguratei by southern Methodism
The Midland Methodist Is the officiai
organ of the Tennessee and Holston
conferences, and II is hoped and ex
pected that II will at an early date
be recognized by the Memphis con-
ference In the same relation. This
will unite the three great conferences
In the state OF Tennessee In theii
Journalistic service and bring them
into close and Intimate relations to
each other. In addition TO what the
laymen may do, DR.. Warner Moore
Will be officially connected with tho
paper and the Rev. Cleaneth Brooks
viii do some special literary work
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-24
HAIR WON'T FALL OUT
III You Kill the Dandruff Germ With
the New Treatment.

John N. Fuller, a well-known citi-
zen of Colfax, Wash. says: 81 had
dandruff 50 badly that ii caked on my
scalp. Herpicide completely cured
me-" George II. Mcwhirk. OF Walla
Walla, Wash. says: "Herpicide com
pletely cured me OF a bad case OF
dandruff of 80 years standing" They
took the only really sensible treat
ment. a remedy that destroys the
dandruff germ-Newbro's Herpicide.
Stop dandruff, hair won't fall out
but will grow naturally, luxuriantly.
Allays itching instantly ana makes
hair glossy and soft as silk. One
bottle will convince any doubter OF
its merits. Sold by leading drug
gists. Two sizes, SOC. and $i.OO.
Send roc. in stamps for sample TO
The Herpicide Co, Detroit, Mich. Il,
W. Walker Co. Special Agents.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-24

A very honorable thing about pol
itics is not to be in it.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-24
THE CHEAPEST FAT REDUCER
IL THE BEST

The attention OF all who are half
choked and generally bedeviled by an
excess of fat which. by the way. al
ways seems more excessively exces-
sive during the sultry season than
any other, is called TO the Marmola
Prescription Tablets.
Seventy-five cents secures enough
OF these remarkable fat reducers
from any druggist to last YOU a COCO
while. in fact. II buys an extra large
ease. This is enough to make n very
desirable change In almost anyone's
weight. Taken one after each meal
and at bedtime the loss OF as much
as a pound of fat a day has been at
tained innumerable times.
This Is a royal result that seems
all the more remarkable when one
realizes these tablets are cheaper By
a half than anything else your drug
gist has. But the net loss they bring
about is not the only good feature
OF these tablets They are pleasant
to take: don't disturb the stomach f;
don't require one TO exercise a par
ticle OF diet a mOuthful, and last. but
not least, do not cause wrinkles
They reduce one quickly but evenly
naturally. They produce. In short.
the Identical results Of the famous
Marmola Prescription. with which
they are identical In composition.
TRY a case. II your druggist Is sold
out then write the makers. the Mar
mola Company OF Detroit, to send
lyou ona ~ mail
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-24

science as early as 1926 by the
French Academy of Science and by
the German Medical association since
1888. Early IN 1898 the British and
American association adopted Il IN
their catalogue of science and estab-
lished its great therapeutic value In
the treatment of disease. During Gal
wants engagement here his perform
ances will be both Of a mysterious
and ludicrous nature, but there viii
be no outstepping the bounds of pro
pTdety.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-24
KENTUCKY VALLEY HAS
SMALL ENGINES IN SHOP

Three Small locomotives from the
FeRtucky Valley railroad are in the
Hilnois Central repair tracks waiting
for geLefal oveshaulIng. The en-
eines are siaa.l ones, and In COMPARE
son Will t1l locomotives of the
$500 tyne ale mere Christmas toys.
In eontras ifs locomotives were used
about pGdatfh formerly by the ILL
nois Cent railroad. but were sold,
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-24
News Of Theatres
Tuesday Night-Galvini, Hypnotist
Wednesday night--Galvini, Hypno.
fist.
December 4-"Graustark."
The Field Show This Year.

Far and away the best show he
ever had is presented this year by
AL G. Field. The betterment has
come in the elimination Of many cir
Gus specialties in the olio, elaboration
OF scenic effects and strengthening OF
the vocal and instrumental part OF
the performance. The comedy feat
ures have changed little in personnel
but have improved in quality. Many
of us can remember when Doc Quig-
ley would almost choke to death
when called upon to. say something,
land he Is now almost as good a talk
ing comedian as he Is a dancer, AMI
he does a moke in one of the best
musical turns on the minstrel staoe,
as well as 1t can be done. The only
disappointment of the spectators last
night was Docs failure to perform "a
lterpslchorean solo.
The first part OF the Field show
presents an elaborate garden scene
beautifully lighted with electrical eff
fleets. The overture is made remark
able by the extraordinary number OF
black face dancers introduced. The
eni men were Billy Clark. who also
does a side-splltting monologue,
Tommy Donnelly. Doc Quigley and
Bun Granville, four of the best fun
makers In "Burntcorkville."
Herbert and Rogers are a pair
of unique and exceptionally good
dancers.
John @. Dickens sang the Rosary
and when the Church Bells Were
Ginning" again this year. He has
been hit two seasons with his mag
nificent base voice.
Charles Reinhart, possessor OF a
sympathetic tenor voice, and a yoi-
Her, wouldn't sing often enough to
satisfy the audience last night. Wal
ter Sherwood is another tenor singer
who scored a hit. He sang ''No One
Knows
George r, Martin sang a medley of
Scotch airs in Highland costume. He
has high. pleasing tenor voice.
Fields octette is one of the strong
est features this year.
The olio rs taken up with a pollti-
lcal trayesty. ''In Africa" where
Bryan and Kern find Roosevelt hunt
ling big game. The skit introduces
Mr.. Field in an original take-off on
the late national situation.
The woman in the Moon" a
darkey travesty, introduces about a
score OF dancers with comedy novel;
ties that keep the audience in an up
roar.
the conclusion is the Circus
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-24
CHICAGO TRAM
BEST PIELDERS
According TO the American
League Figures.
Two Pitchers and Two Outfielders in
the League Have Fielding Aver
ages OF 1000.
THE TEAMS AVERAGE WAS 900

Chicago, Nov. 24.--The Chicago
team leads the American league in
fielding. with an average of sec. ac-
cording to the Official figures just
completed by the committee on rec
ords. The st. Louis aggregation Is
second, with Cleveland third and
New York bringing up the tail end.
| or the first basemen, Donahue, OF
Chicago, has the best fielding record,
his percentage being 1914. Stovall
and Isbell. OF Cleveland and Chicago
respectively, come second with a
percentage of $50 each.
Unglaub, who played with both
Boston and Washington has the best
FIELDING average OF any second base
man in the league. His percentage
is .s74.
Ferris, of st. Louis, and Schaefer,
OF Detroit, each finished the season
with an average of 1852 at third
base or the short stops Turner, OF
cleveland, leads with a fielding per-
Icentage of $50.
OF the outfielders, there are two
with percentages of 100. They are
Speaker of Boston and Cree of New
York Coombs OF Philadelphia is
next with a percentage of $50.
Sullivan, OF Chicago, has a per
|centage OF .9S5 for fielding behind
the bat. In the 1877 games he play
ed In he has TO his credit 553 put
out. 156 assists. Eleven errors and
10 passed balls are recorded against
him.
Amongst the pitchers OF the league
two men. Thielman of Cleveland and
Boston, and Glaze of Boston. each
have a percentage of 1000 for field
ing. Next in the list is White. OF
Chicago, with a percentage of $50,
then follows a long list Of pitchers.
perhaps SIS or so, whose percentages
graduate down a very few points at
leach step, the last of whom is Doyle,
OF New York. with an average of
Isis.
Walsh, OF Chicago. has the highest
average of any pitcher in the league
| for the number of games won and
lost, having won 40. lost IS and tied
with a percentage of 1921. Doni
van. of Detroit. is second in this list
with a percentage of no.