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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
The Story ola Medicine.

Its name-"Golden Medical Discovery"
was suggested by one Of its most import
ant and valuable ingredients - Golden
Seal root.
Nearly forty years ago, DR.. Pierce dis.
covered that he could, by the use Of pure,
triple-reiined glyeerlne. aided by GER
tain degree of constantly maintained
heat and with the aid of apparatus and
appliances designed for that purpose ex-
tract from our most valuable native me-
dicinal roots their curative properties
much better than by the use OF alcohol
so generally employed. So the now world
famed Golden Medical Discovery" for
the cure Of weak stomach, Indigestion or
dyspepsia. torpid liver, or bilIousness and
kindred arrangements was first made, as
It ever sin&e has bAen, without a particle
OF alcohol IL Its maRS-up.
.ns. n1S,s 4 G list Of its nSTed
will show that It is @ade from the most
valuable medicinal oA1sNfound growing
In our American forestry All these in
gredients have received the strongest en-
d0fsement from the leading medical ex:
GELS EeAehers And -Xriters- MdtcliQ
Hsqlca wig Eec0mWend Them IS the very
e6sL {eMe4ies Tor the diseases for Which
sGQIdeQ kledIcal QlscQyerYn IS Adylsed.
4 little book Of these endorsements kas
been compiled by DIR. r. V. Pierce. Of
Buffalo, N. y, and will be mailed free to
any one, asking same by postal card, or
letter addressed to the Doctor as above
From these endorsements, copied from
standard medical books OF all the differ
ept schools Of practice, 1t will be found
that the ingredients composing the "Gold-
en- Medical Discovery are advised not
only for the cure OF the above mentioned
diseases but also for the cure Of all ca
tarrhal, bronchial and throat affections
accompanied with catarrhal discharges,
hoarseness, sore throat. lingering or
hang on coughs, and all those wasting
affections which, If not promptly and
properly treated are liable to terminate
In consumption. Take DR. Picrce's Dis
covcry In time and persevere in its use
until you give it Il fair trial and 1t is not
likely to disappoint. Too much must not
be expected Of it. 1t will not perform
miracles. 1t will not cnre consumption
In its advanced stages. No medicine will.
II ictH cure the affections that lead up to
consumption, u taken In time.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

That languid, lifeless feeling that
comes with spring and early summer, can be
quickly changed to II feeling of buoyancy and
en- srgy by the iudicious use of DIR Shoops
Restorative.
The Restorative lisa genuine tonic to tired
rundown vesand a few doses is needed to
satisfy the user that DR.. Shops Restorative
is actually reaching the tired spot. The in-
door life of winter nearly always leads to
sluggish bowels, and to sluggish circulation
in general. The customary lack of exercise
and outdoor air ties up the liver, stagnates
the kidneys and oft-times weakens the hearts
action. Use DR.. Shops Restorative few
weeks and all will be changed A few days
test will tell you that you are using the right
remedy. You will easily and surely note the
change from day to day. Sold byS W Coeh-
ran X Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
Fountain Pens.

1t Is popular fallacy that fountain
pens are quite modern invention. As
a matter of fact, an old work of ref
erence published in 1895 contains an H.
lustration of fountain pen, the ap-
pearance of which is very much like
those sold at the present time. Its
construction, however, was somewhat
elaborate and clumsy, the pen consist
ing of various pieces of metal which
had to be screwed and unserewed be-
fore the pen could be used.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

The Livino Present.

He that hath so many causes Of joy,
and so great, is very much in love with
sorrow and peevishness who loses all
these pleasures and chooses to sit
down upon his little handful of thorns.
Enjoy the blessings of this day If God
sends them, and the evils of it bear
patiently and sweetly, for this day only
is ours. We are dead to yesterday,
and we are not yet born to the morrow.
But II we look abroad and bring into
one days thoughts the evil of many,
certain and uncertain, what will be
and what will never be, our load will
be as intolerable as it Is unreasonable.
Jeremy Taylor
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

have no right TO charge me duty.
didn't bring it In. I'll see my consul
right away, and he'll send big feet
and lombard this blooming town"
Softly" said the officer. you'll pay
duty, all right. There are fifteen wit
nesses to prove that that candy of
yours was consumed on German SOIL"
The duty was paid, and the consul
has not as yet been consulted.-Phila-
dolphin Ledger.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
Ancient EnapoeIs.

1t is certain that glazes having the
composition of good enamels were
manufactured at very early date.
Excellent glazes are still preserved, and
some of the bricks which have been
found among the ruins of Babylon
have been ascribed to the seventh or
eighth century B. C. The glaze on the
Babylonian bricks Was found upon ex-
animation to have base of soda glass,
or silicate of sodium. Glazes of q SINH
lar character We're also manufactured
by the Egyptians as early as the sixth
dynasty. There can be little doubt that
the Greeks and Etruscans were also
acquainted with the art of enameling.
New York American.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
DR.. Shops
Restorative
S. w. COCHRAN & co.
RiNGOES.

DR.. 2. G. Young was visitor in
Pennington Friday.
Miss Helen Holcombe has been
spending few days in Trenton.
Mrs. Frank Knowles, of Lambert
vile, spent Thursday with Mr. and
Mrs. George Hartpence.
Mrs. David Hill has been entertain
ing her sister, Mrs. Herder, of Mont
gomery.
William Harvey, who has been in
failing health the past year, died Sun
day aged 80 years. Funeral Wednes-
day at $3.50 in the Ringoes Baptist
church. Interment in Union cemetery
under the direction of Wilson and
Holcombe
Mrs. o. II. Dilts and Miss Florence
Fisher were Friday visitors to Fleming
ton.
Manning Blackwell of Jersey City
has been visiting his parents, John
Blackwell and wife.
Miss Alice Bovine, who has been on
an extended visit among friends in
Bayonne, Jersey City and New York,
has returned to her home here.
The barn of Greene Abbott, near
Harbourton was burned Sunday even
ing The origin is unknown, all the
hay and grain and two horses were
burned The cattle were saved. All
the outbuildings were destroyed and
but for favorable wind the house too
would have gone. The contlagration
drew an immense crowd. Late Mon
day O. III. Dits and Constable Will
lam Mathews, of the citizens posse
arrested tramp on suspicion oil being
one of the gang Of barn burners who
infest this locality. Not being able
to give satisfactory explanation of his
movements he was locked up in Elem
ington jail pending further examination.
Powhattan lodge, No. II, |. o. OF.
attended service Sunday at Kirkpatrick
Memorial church.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Piles are easily and quickly checked
with DIR. Shops Magic Ointment. To prove
it | will mail a small trial box as a convincing
test. Simply address DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis.
| surely would not send it free unless | was
certain that DIR. Shops Magic Ointment
would stand the test. Remember it is made
expressly and alone for swollen painful,
bleeding or itching piles, either external or
internal Large jar zoe. Sold by S. W.Gocbran
L II
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Pain anywhere can be quickly
stopped by one of DIR. Shops Pink Pain
Tablets Pain always means congestion
unnatural blood pressure. DIR. Shops Pink
Pain Tablets simply coax congested blood
away from pain centres. These Tablets
known to druggists as DIR. Shops Headache
Tablets simply equalize the blood circula-
ton and then pain always departs in 20
minutes. 20 Tablets p cents Sold by s. W.
Cochran K Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

The richest Indian in the world is
Lou .iill, of Texas His wealth is es-
timated to be $500, 900. He is 49
years old, devoted to his wife and
children and is graduate in the Law
Department of the University Of Vir-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
. "a t6FST9F's
REMEDY

if taken when these symptoms first appear will pre-
vent serious consequences. 1t strikes at the cause
of the trouble by gently opening the bowels, toning
the stomach stimulating the kidneys and liver to do
their important work, and ending in setting up a
healthy action Of the system. 1t may be accepted as
blood Fever and Ague, Malaria, Rheumatic Gont,
and all urinary arrangements rapidly improve under
the same treatment. II you have indigestion, dis
ordered liver, no appetite, constipation. feyerlsh
skin, take Dr. Kennedy's Favorte Remedy without
delay Keep it in the house when you are home,
and with you on journeys Large bottles si.o0. All
druggists
Write DR.. David Kennedy's Sons. Rondont, Ny,
for free sample bottle and medical booklet. Mention
this paper when you write.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Its the wearing quality Of the l.. &
Nj. PAINT while white lead is the
elastic quality. of l.. & Nj. PAINT.
Wears fully IS years on outside Of a
house. Costs ready Tor use about
$I.ao per gallon.
Est. A. II. Lands, Ringoes.
+. Shepard, Sergeantsvllle.
l.. & NJ. Paint Agents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

According to the official statisticians
in Washington, the women OF the
United States expended 100000, 900
for the purchase of foreign laces and
embrolderies last year.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
Timely and Valuable Suggestions.

fIHICfy fHN FHI1HUIB sftg st5tfUIrH.
Many people, especially women who
lead closely confined domestic lives
suffer from what in general terms is
called nervousness. Among all forms
of treatment none has approached in
success the intelligent use of DR..
David kennedys Favorite Remedy,
which promotes an easy and natural
action of the digestive organs and I'm
parts tone to the nervous system.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
. - IS rs9 n Z "A.
e..,,th. 1lss t..l lou Have AIways Bought
''s. .s IHAzzM@

The night riders have extended their
operations into the peanut section
along the Tennessee river and those
who carry large quantities have been
warned to cease traffic
II you haven't the time to exercise
regularly, Doan's Regulets will pre-
vent constipation, They induce a
mild, easy, healthlul action of the
bowels without gripping. Ask your
druggist for them. ,sc.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

The stockholders of the Lambert
vile Gas company held their annual
meeting last week in the Office of the
concern. A dividend of 4 per cent.
was declared. The following officers
were elected for the year; President,
Torbert Corvell; treasurer. Frank W.
Van Hart; secretary, Albert ID. An
derson; superintendent, George w.
Massey; directors, John Lilly, Will
liam Lilly and George l.. R0mine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
CA TO RIA.
Bear, ,hs >,lle Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature .s &XzzIZw

Five thousand men pledged evangel-
ist Billy, Sunday at Bloomington, His,
a month ago to vote dry, but when the
vote was counted ago had fallen off
the water wagon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

A Chicago woman got drunk as an
object lesson to her husband who i'm
bibed too much. The lesson proved
salutary in certain respects for the hus-
band at once got divorce. 1t doesn't
do in this world to prove too much.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

We make speciality of engraved
visiting cards. Let us furnish you
new plate at a reasonable price or
leave your old one and we will have
your cards printed in few days.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
Indigestion

Stomach trouble is but symptom OF. and not
IN itself a true disease. We think OF Dyspepsia.
Heartburn and Indigestion as real diseases. yet
they are symptoms only of certain specific
Nerve sickness-nothing else.
1t was this fact that first correctly led DR.. shoop
in the creation Of that now very popular Stomach
Remedy-Dr. Shops Restorative. Going direct
to the stomach nerves. alone brought that success
and favor TO DR.. Shoop and his Restorative. With
out that original and highly vital principle, no
such lasting accomplishments were ever to be had.
For stomach distress bloating. biliousness, bad
breath and sallow complexion. try DR.. Shoop >
Observation-Disclosures or Liquid-aItd see for your
self what it can and will do. We sell and cheer
fully recommend
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

The financial report for six months
of the Frenchtown municipal electric
light plant shows receipts to be $685.
70 and expenses, $49s.47. Pretty good
showing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
testimony:

The dowager Queen Margherita, of
Italy has sold all her horses and car
riages and transformed her stables for
use by motor cars only. This is the
first royal household in Europe to
make so sweeping change.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Ask for Allen, Foot Ease, A Powder.
1t makes walking easy. Cures Corns, Bun
ions, Ingrowing Nails, Swollen and Sweating
feet At all Druggists and Shoe Stores nc
Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE
Address, Allen s. Olmsted, Lel,oy. N Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

In Pinch, use ALIENS FOOT.EAsE
powder for tired, aching, swollen feet We
have over 10000 testimonials All druggists.
be. Don't accept any substitute Trial pack
age FREE by mail. Address Allen s. Olmsied
LIE Roy. n. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Many Women Praise This Remedy.
II You have pains in the back, Urinary
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want cer-
tain, pleasant herb cure for woman's ills, try
Mother Gray's Australian Leaf. 1t is safe
and never-failing regulator. AT Druggists or,
by mail so cts. Sample package FREE. Adj
dress The Mother Gray Co, Leroy, n Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

A police theory that hard times are
increasing crime however is more or
less offset by the conviction that Ger
tain other crimes are increasing hard
times
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Among the names OF the graduates
of the Carlisle Indian school there are
a majority apparently anglicized, there
are few like Sadie American Horse,
Lavina Cornsilk, Theodore Owl, Mary
Wolf, Henry Knocks OF Two and
Morgan Crowsghost which have the
old Indian ring to them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

A West Virginia farmer found so
many snakes in his meadow that he
quit farming and went hunting else
where for oil. Now he has sold his
share in an oil we'll for $500, 900.
1t has done at least one man good to
see snakes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Mayor Alfred Il. Ely, of this city,
has secured position as timekee
for the Delaware River Quarry and
Construction Company, aud is now
located at Riegelsvile.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Itching piles provoke profanity, but
profanity won't cure them. Doan's
Ointment cures itching, bleeding piles
after years OF suffering. AT any drug
store.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
Tho Sion of WadIaek.

She-what is the proper formula for
wedding announcement? Hell know
chat Is ought to be. She-What? He
BE 1t known by these presents."--Bal.
ttmore American
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

An Iowa man swallowed needle
forty years ago and has just died, the
needle having pierced the liver. This
is not remarkable, Philadelphia girl
ran needle in her foot two years ago,
and this spring it came out of her low
er's shoulder
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

The kaserin does not wear birds,
but most of her hats are trimmed with
ostrich plumes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
Common Council.

The regular meeting of the Common Coun-
Gil of the City of Lambertville will be held in
the Council Room, Masonic Hall. on MON
DAY EVENING. MAY 4, 1908, at 500 O'Clock
JAMES H. REYNOLDS, City Clerk.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

The trouble with charity is that
while it may begin at home it too fire.
quently ends with some foreign mis-
slonary.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

A statistician shows that if the
American people should eat one-fourth
less meat for year they would save
$22S, 900.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

One of the southern papers says
there are no telephones in heaven, but
it isn't daring enough to say there will
be no hello girls there.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Some men belong to church and
Others imagine that the church be
longs to them
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
Board of Education.

The monthly meeting of the Board of Edu-
cation OF the City of Lambertville will he
held on WEDNESDAY EVENING, MAY g.,
1905, al s00 o'clock.
JOSEPH E, BAYARD.
Secretary.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Speaker Cannon has a new spring
hat but he wears the same old collar
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
WEAK. WEARY WOMEN.
Learn the Cause Of Daily Woes and End
Them.

When the back aches and throbs.
When housework is torture.
When night brings no rest nor sleep.
When urinary disorders set in
Woman's lot is a weary one.
There is way to escape these woes.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure such ills.
Have cured women here IN Lam
bertville.
This is one l.ambcrlville woman's
testimony:
Mrs. A. Hartman, living at 2is N. Union St,
Lambertville, N j., says: Prior TO using
Doan's Kidney Pills, l suffered constantly
from headaches and dizzy spells and at
times endured misery from sharp. twinging
pains through the small of my back I often
suffered so severely that could not stoop or
straighten without difficulty and although |
used number of different remedies, my
health steadily ran down. l finally procured
Doan's Kidney Pills at Geo. NJ. Sbamalia's
drug store and they quickly banished the
pains across my back, and restored my kid
neys to healthp condition"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents, Foster-Mlburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's- and
take no other.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

MT. HOPE CEMETERY ASSOCIATION.

Notice is hereby given that the annual
meeting of Lot Owners of Mt Hope Gene
terry Association will be held at Phillips Hall
Church St., Lamhertville, MONDAY, MAY 4.
1905, at ESQ p. NJ for the election of Managers
to serve for the ensuing year. and the trans
action of such business rs may properly come
before it.
H. NJ DILTS,
II Serv
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

The man who makes big money is
likely TO be pretty careful about his
small change.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

The appearance of black cat in the
House Of Representatives may be a
good or bad omen, according as you
view it. Uncle Joe believes in the
rat
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

God cures the patient, the doctor
takes the tee.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Stops earache in two minutes; tooth
ache or pain or burn or scald in five
minutes; hoarseness, one hour; muscle
ache, two hours; sore throat, twelve
hours DR.. Thomas Electric Oil,
monarch over PAIN.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

A farmer oil Youngstown, Ohio, won
a 81 bet by putting billiard ball in
his mouth, but physician charged
him IS to remove it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

Elephants have been known TO live
to be 400 years old.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

There was immense excitement in
Trenton, N. J.. because whiskey was
introduced at military ball. There
was one quart Of whskey for so men
and it is not certain whether the row is
because there was too much rum or
too little.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

A genuine Greek prince is in this
country in search of any sort of job.
1t seems a pity that he hasn't better
manager He might get the daughter
of millionaire if he put up the proper
bluff.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29

If we can Judge from the dispatches,
everybody in California has stopped
working to look at the Navy. At least
all the girls have done so, and the jack
les have been obliged TO give up work
also.
Cows and automobiles for the Navy
what are we coming to3 The marines
will pretty soon want horses.
Most dishguring skin eruptions,
scrofula, pimples, rashes, etc, are due
to impure blood. Burdock Blood Bit
tiers is a cleansing blood tonic. Makes
you clear eyed, clear-brained, clear
skinned.
Grace McGowen Cooke gave up her
husband in order to write books. We
have read her books but we are unable
to say whether she made good bar
gain or not
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1908-07-02
TheFrecr0cker and
the Fourth.

Just why the young America OF the
DAYS Immediately following the Declare
ton of Independence decided that IRE
works was the right sort of material for
all patriotic display would be hard to
say. Nevertheless, the history CT nre-
works In Western nations has great In
terest Perhaps everybody knows thar
the Chinese who seem 10 have invented
everything else under the sun before Eu-
rope learned about them, also Invented
fireworks.
Until a few brief years ago the only
first grade fireworks were made in China.
Nowadays. however, the best fireworks
are made in this country, and even the
Chinese lantern and the Chinese fire.
cracker which form so large part of
our display on July are no longer made
In Asia and imported, but manufactured
tight In this country by American capital
and with American labor
But the father of the boy Of nowadays
knows that In his early years frecrackers
were expensive, and although few were
then made In New York state that all
the really good crackers came from
abroad.
Firecrackers and qualification seems
Synonymous in human nature. At the time
o. the Revolution frecrackers were hor-
l4bly expensive Only the very wealthy
could afford them and when thcg we're
displayed the entire town, city or county
was wont to congregate about what would
now be considered only a fairly ordinary
display.
All over the United States on the Fourth
Of July every little town and county seat
will have lis special display. Tons OF
powder will be set off and millions Of fre-
crackers and rockets disposed OF.