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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
mTHE SENATE"

An open session of the Young Mems
Senate will be held tonight at the
Young Peoples building Of the Meiho-
dist Episcopal Church South. The
following programme will be rendered.
Instrumental trio, Mr.. Hall, violin; Mr.
Smith, mandolin; Mrs. Smithers, piano;
recital on, Miss Nina Tanner, solo; Msr.
shall Dobie; "When Moses Game Back, "
]. Randall Cst,n and David N. Hulhsb;
recitation, Miss Blanche St'usbury; To-
srumeDt'l duet, Miss Smith and Miss
Williamson; recitation, Mrs. I. N.
Hul6sh. Rev. E. V. Repe,ter, presid-
Jog elder of tae Methodist Episcopal
Church South, will receive portraits to
be presented II the Young People
building. Rev. o. d. BulIs, chaplsi
of the senate, will make a suitable,
response, which will bs followed by 40
instrumental ito. composed OF Mrs.
Smithers, Mr.. Hall and Mr.. Smith.
The programme will ooaclude with tie
singing Of "My Country, It's OF Thee"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26

The programme Of the memorial day
services yes erdsy was c'rred out IN
eyerg detail and IN The most successful
manner.
The graves OF known deceased Con-
fed.rats soldier, had been decorated dur
ing the orling and later the monument
al the Intersection Of Prince aud Wash
iuglon streets was bedecked with flowers.
The members of K. E. Lee Damp,
Confederlta Veterans, and NJ. d. COrse
Camp, Sons of Veterans, preceded by
the Reliance Drum Corps, after q
short march, reached the stand at the
south of the monument about 5:4O
O'Clock where large crowd had gath
cred for the purpose of enjoying the
music and listening 10 the speaking.
Toe choir, composed of girls, boys
and gent emen from church cboirs, led
by Miss Blanche Rotchford, had taken
their places on the porch OF DR.. Nc
Guirss residence. The girls we're 81
tired ia white aud wore rsd sashes.
Ait,r the rendition of al appropriate
hymn Rev. @. d. Bnlls, pastor of the
NJ. F.. Church South, invoked bless
ing upon the sssemblsge. Another
HYMN followed, after which Past Grand
Commander w. A. SmOot formally in
trlduced Col. Robert E. Lee, who was
10 deliver the OraliOn.
Col. Lee was welcomed by great sp-
Mat sc. He began his address by speak
ing Lf the appropriateness OF observing
the oath day of May in Alexandria, the
town of Washington, containing old
Christ Church, and other histJrlc and
endesring landmarks, with Mount YER
non but short distance away; alec to
the fitness of the hsllOwed spot whtre
the audience had gathered and where
in 1861 Confederate soldiers had de-
psr.ed to battle for principles sacred to
The southera heart. Mount Vernon with
its memories of revolutionary days and
Alexandria with those connected with
the Southern OoDfedersCy were inter
lwined, and equally righteous. The
spesKer then rapidly portrayed the Issues
which brought on the war against
George ILL.,, the second conflict with
tGr ,at Britain in 1912, and the subse-
.auert history of the county IN which
the slavery question played conspicuous
pgr.. Col. Lee then graphically pic
fnred the advent and progress of the
four yesr, civil war and the valor and
self.abnegation of the Confederate SOL
der during that memorable conflict.
Col. Lees spirited utterance', his elo-
ouence and the mastery msnntr 10
which be handled his subjects brought
forth considerable applause. While
tae speaker dealt with rock-ribbed fact,
mis- address was punctusted with some
humor and his references and quotations
enlisted the undivided attention OF bis
hearers.
At the close of Col. Lees GRAFTON the
choir rendered another hymn, after
which the procession reformed aud
marched t. Cbrnt Church where the
CONFIDENT. mound WAS st'ewn with
flowers by the members OF Lee Camp
and NJ. ID. COIse Camp, while the choir
sang abide With Me-" at which
salute WAS fred by detail from the
Alexandra Light Infantry composed OF
Capt. SisYmsker, Sergeant Hawkins
aud eleven men. When 'taps" had been
sounded the ceremonies closed.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
THE OPERA TONIGHT.

As has been stated, the comic opers
Fstinitzs will be presented at the Opers
House tonight at S.l5 O'Clock. This
performance will 10 all probability sur
pass anything OF the kind ever given
by visiting semi-F Professional company
and a packed house is expected. The
public is notified that the curtain Will
rise promptly at the hour above stated
and patrons are requested to be In theii
seats before that time.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
CHARGED WITH ABDUCTION.

Armed with q warrant charging alb
duction of Estells Acton, the hfteen-
year-old daughter of Theodore Acton, q
farmer, who lives in the vicinity OF Ftrt
Washington, Md, Sheriff Frank Hnrd,
of Prince Georges county, Md, went 10
Wsshinet)n last night in search OF
Lewis Il. Griffith, owner of saloon
near the restr ration. Griffith and the
girl vera believed to have succeeded 10
boarding q Norfolk steamer, after an ex-
citing flight to Washington from Folt
Washington. 1t was later learned,
however, thst couple answering the
description of the runaway parties last
night purchased tickets st the union sta
ton at this place for Columbia, ). U.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
WILLIAMS COMMITTED.

], seph Williams, colored, held BY
the corOner's jury that investigated the
sinking of the steamer Trenton on the
Sd instant, was taken before Justc'
CAt,p yesterday afternoon and commit
t ID fer future examination. Common.
wealtu's Attorney 8. G. Brent appeared
for the commonwealth. Williams was
without counsel. Williams, 1t will be
remembered, confessed he had opened
the portfolios, and hsd forgotten to close
them which caused the steamer to sins.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
PERSONAL.

Bishop Gibsou who spent last night
in this city lefI t)dsy for Baltimt re and
thence 10 Richmond. On "Wednesday oil
next week be will sail from New York
for London to st.end the Pan Anglican
Congress.
Judge Barley and Judge Norton have
returned from a business trip TO Bland
county.
Police Commissiopt A. II. Oehlert
left today for Baltimore where be will
take the steamer tomorrow for Europe.
Miss Potts, of D.tr,it. is visiting her
aunt, Miss Florence Barclay, at 700 Duke
street
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
EPISCOPAL HIGH SCHOOL DE-
FEATED.

The second annual track meet between
ths Episcopal High School, OF this city,
and the Genital High School, of Wash
ington. took place on the former s
grounds at 8 O'Clock yesterday afternoon.
Central scored an easy victory over EPis'
copal. making a total 694 points t. their
opponents 248. The results 10 the dill
ferent contests we're as follows:
1O0.yard dash Peudlet)n, Episcopal,
won. Time, 0;l02.5.
SSO.ysrd un-Dick, Central, won.
Time, 200.
l2O.ysrd huriles-Grsnt, Episcopal,
WOO. Time, OH 2.5.
22O-yard run PeodletUD, Episcopal,
won. Time, O:23 5.
Mile -Hildebrsnd, Central, won.
Time, 500
22O-yard hurdles-Hamilt1n, Central.
won. fine, 0:27.
440.ysrd dssh-Dck, Central Won.
Time, 0:52 %.
FIELD EVENTS.
Shot pui-Tweedy, Central, Won.
Distance, 40 feet Z inches.
Hammr lhrow-Spraney, Central,
won. Distance, 1913 feet inches.
High Wingate, Genital, wou'
Distance, 5 feet 5 inches.
Broad jnmp-Peudl' ton, Episcopal,
won. Distance, % fee 8 inches.
JUNIOR EVENTS.
200 yard Hunt, Central, won.
T1e, 0:l035.
zfO-ysrd dssh-HuOt, Central "on
Time, 0:25 20
44O-vard dash-Huut, Central, won
Time, l:0S.
Broad jump-Rs udolph, Episcopal
won. Distance. l6 feet inches.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
SUDDEN DEATH,

Henry Washington. generally known
as "Gobbler," color1d, died suddenly
last night about 9 o'clock near the
corner OF Orouoco and Patrick arrests.
DR.. Moore, the coroner, after viewing
the remains, deemed an inquest unnec-
essary. Heart disease is supposed Il
Lave been the cause of Wsshiugton's
death. The deceased was about forty
vaara old
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
SEARCHING FOR TIE BODY.

Alta LIST, hour last night the body OF
the man who jumped or fell from the
Southern Railway bridge, Sunday even
ing. has net been recovered BY the Po-
lice. The police bof Vigilant was used
yestssdsy until darkness began. 1t Is
claimed by rslstives Of the drowned man
that his death was due to an accident
and that he did not commit suicide.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
DEATH OF WIN. NICK. FISHER.

The iutsrment of Mr., William Nc
Knight Fisher, who died in New York
on Friday, was msde in Hollywood,
Richmond, Saturday morning, Rev.
DR.. @. O. Kelly, pastor of Broad Street
Methodist Church, conducting the ser
vices. Mr. Fisher was man OF
marked business ability. He was con-
nected With the T. O. Williams Tobacco
Company for many years, and later en-
tered the service of the American To-
bacco Company in New York. He had
not been In goo d health r some time,
but wss seriously i'll for about q week
only. News of his death came as a shock
to his friends. Mr.. Fisher was a grand
On of the late William H. Mcknight OF
this city. He married Miss Annie
Townes Barber, daughter of Mr.. E. a.
Barber, of Richmond. She died several
wears ago.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
CHARTER.

The Corporation Commission has
granted q charter to the Columbia Lsur'
dry Company QncorpOrstedl, OF Alexan-
dris. The officers are O. +, Sewers
president; S. B. Harrison, vice presi:
dent: D. K. Jackson, secretary and
Irssurer. all of Washington. Capital
At lex, is $1,000 10. 500, 900. Objects
and purposes: Laundry business.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
POLICE COURT.

TJustice b. B. Oston presiding.
The following cases we're disposed OF
this me rning:
Harry Williams and Frank Kellum,
white. aud Frank Watts and Albert
Bowen, colored, charged With tresPsss-
ing upon Southern Railway property,
we're 6ued So each.
Benjamin Motley, cOlored, chsrged
with ssssulling Hsrhe Field, also col
ored, was fined So.
A young white man, charged with dis
orderly conduct, was fined $40.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
PETE DALEY.

At Belmont Park Yesterday afternoon
10 the Meadow Brook steeplechsse ID
CORTLAND h. Smith, mounted Oh MS
jumper, Pete Daley, won. The event
was warmly contested sod exci'sd muen
interest.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
CORPORATION COURT.
fudge L. G. Barley presiding.]

John McWilliams, exrvs. AunaWeb'
ster ct ais. ; decree referring case to How
ard W. Smith for report.
Martha A. OBI en- ct al. VS.. Luther
Kell ct al. decree confirming sale II d.
K. Field & 90. for distribution CT pro-
ceeds.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26

You don't have to 60 to Washington
for all the new dainty features In me
footwear. Look our stock over ana DC
convinced. We have all the new styles
j. A. Marshall & Bro.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26

When your food seems to nanseste take
Kodsl. Take Kodsl now and until You know
you are right again. There isn,t any doubt
what il will do and yOn will Ind the t'uih OF
this statement verified atter you nave USED
Kodol for few weeks. 1t is sold here by
" i. CreiPhtnn 4 90.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26

~Sayl your shoes are besuties, " said
a prominent citizen to friend this
week. "Wbere did you Purchase them .
These shoes are the Hes; l bough'
them at ]. A. Marshall 4 Bros, 4z2
King street
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26

All want the best. The Hess, Wall
Over, Red Cross, and Queen Quality
Shoes are to be had at j. A. Marshall
& Bros, 422 King street NOVEL #
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
FESTIVAL AT MRS. BARRETTH

The strawberry festival and musical
postponed from lsst Thursday will be
held on Friday evening, from seven to
tan O'Clock, at Mrs. Kate Waller Bar
rstt's, for the benefit OF the Children 8
Home. Refreshments will be served on
the lawn and q musical programme will
be rendered. The tickets purchased lsst
week will be good for this week.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
MEMORIAL DAY SERVICES.

For this section locrl rains tonight and
Wednesday: light to fresh soutberly winds.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26

Insist upon DeWIu's Witch Hazel Ssiye'
It is especially good for piles. Sold by W. =
Creighton 4 Co.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26
Local Matters.
SUN and Tide Table.
Weather ProbablIltles.

Sun rises tomorrow at 4;40 and sets T;l5'
High water at 5:32 a. m. and 6.07 p. IN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-05-26

I O5T-On the north side Of King street,
IL between Royal and Columbus, Monday
evening, package of LACE. Finder please
return 10 this Office. III
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23
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The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Down In Brazil they have just set.
tied a tobacco surplus by act of par
lament and action of officials in a
manner to specially attract Mr. l'ry-
ans admiration. In absence of night
riders to burn and destroy the fields
Of tobacco and so keep the production
Town, the Brazilian parliament passed
"A law that when the price of any arll'
Gle suffered through over production,
the surplus of said article over and
above good price should be ruth
lcssly destroyed without regard to the
world market, with due regard for
those planters who would suffer from
reduced prices SO the tobacco was
destroyed and the price rose. Surely
Mr. Bryan could complete his remedy
for the trusts by this method of ~"
structiOn.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Omaha. Neb., oct Ito the Ed
tor of The News: Uncle Oscar has
got started with Memories of \ Agri-
culturaltst." The preface is all done.
It's a stcm-windor and runs at" days
without winding.
Uncle Oscar las been a crate
reader when he was on his farm, but
this is the furst time he eyer wrote
ennything. And its just like punclur-
ing a bicycle tire. It's pumpt up so tie
that when the air does get ont ii goes
with a whiz He says that's what $
the matter with sum of the graf"
writer's nowadays. they've punctured
their tire so many times they've gone
Nat.
I've bin having a corkcr Of a time
taking dicktashm on the typewriter.
They make a Teller write. what they
call the allhnger touch method up to
school. It's all right and the stun II
YOU'RE an expert but ! must be what
they call a immature, for when ! uide
to write what he told me my fingers
got all muddled up and my little finger
30 clear over where my thum ought
to be and my line OF writing Ioo3v like
q siclOne had struck II.
So niy up the touch method a. i'm
practicable and tuck mp the front
finger business method with both eyes
open and I'm getting 30 can just rat
tcl her off. know If aint rite but then
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

lean independence and the abolition
of slavery and cites u" facts that
both these previous movements were
opposed Toy the mouicd mtcr"ats cen.
tered i'm New YORK lie proohosics
that while the movement for suicD ON.
forccmcnt OF the law in every depart.
mcnt of business has been checked,
that II has not been permanently
stopped. that under the leadership OF
so cmincuuy sane and judicial man
AS raft who represents the sound
moral sense Of the country, the ad
ministratiou Of national affairs viii
be- wisely. fairly and quietly con-
Quoted
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23
THE RETURN OF THE FLEET

When Admiral Sporry's fleet, now
at Manila, reaches Hampton Roads,
having completed its voyage around The
world, there is going to be the great
est demonstration in the history of the
American navy, according to present
plans. Theodore Roosevelt will be
master of ceremonies, and as the fleet
is not due in Hampton Roads until
February %, this probably will be his
last public appearance as president,
except at the inauguration of his sue
cessor. The plan to make the home
coming of the fleet a notable one
originated with the president. and he
has his heart set on making it a suc.
cess He will invite his successor.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Mr.. Chanler, the Democratic nomi.
nee for governor in New York is
worth 10000 900. In 1896 Mr. Bryan
would have viewed him with alarm as
one of the plutocrats of the east. But
in 1908 he finds Mr.. Chanler useful
to his purposes and points to him
with pride" as the poor mans candi-
date. Great country this, and YER
satile politician, Mr.. Bryan.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

John Lynn of London claims to
have perfected a device by which he
can look across the Atlantic and rec
ognize people in America-that he can
look through stone walls, mountains
or anything placed between the two
instruments which comprise has ma
chine. This device should prove of
material benefit for varied purposes,
Sir Thomas Upton is said to be in.
terested in the invention.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Thousands of business orders are
marked withdrawn if Bryan is elect
ed" There will be many more unem-
ployed in case of Bryan's election that
there are now
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

There is every reason to believe that
George n. Beels will be chosen as the
representative Of the people of Madi.
son county in the state Legislature.
Mr.. Beels will make conscientious,
aggressive and highly capable repre-.
sentative. He should be elected
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Kansas City's postotlice has a re-
markable record. There has been a
decided increase in business every
month for the last twenty.four
months. There are many other evil
dences that Kansas City is enjoying
an era of wonderful prosperity and
business activity.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

The secretary of agriculture esti-
mates the value of last years egg and
poultry at $60O,OOO,O00 This is eight
per cent of the entire products of the
farm.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Why are the American people, who
are aware that government is founded
on the ballot, so backward about regis
tering? 1t is a serious fault and one
that should be speedily corrected.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

1t is being demonstrated altogether
too often that two railroad trains can
not pass each other successfully on
the same track Cannot some method
be found to prevent them from trying
It?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Grover Clevcland's life insurance
office has been abolished. This was
undoubtedly easier than finding some
one able to fiji the place.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

If Oklahoma had let her large crop
of political ideas ripen while longer
before picking them, perhaps they
wouldn't have wilted so quickly.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Wizard Oil used to be good for
rheumatism, and Standard Oil makes
some of the politicians step pretty
lively.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

James Nichols has been resident of
Madison county for great many
years. He is capable attorney. He
will make an efficient county attorney
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

The London Times is to have Il new
equipment of machinery and the wise
proprictors are going to purchase II in
the United States.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Governor Hughes has the faculty OF
making Mr. Bryan's reforms look like
thirty cents when he gets through with
them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

General Apathy has been displcascd
good deal of spice into the campaign.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

News homes will soon spring mp in
Trip county, in Norfolk's exclusive
territory.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Nebraska has probably never been
moro safely Republican than right
now
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Chicago's estimated population is
now 2,l40,OOO. This shows a growth
of 10000 since 1900.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Now Is the time to close up the
ranks and march forward to a common
and splendid victory.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

DO your duty and attend to your
work faithfully and you will not suffer
much from hard times.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Eloctinp a nan to Office is as sure Il
way of discovering lis faults as mar.
rying him.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

II more young men would follow
the example of young Roosevelt and
start in a line OF business that pro.
duces some needed article, the country
would be much better off. Most young
men in his position would have made
their way AT once 10 brokers' office.
These lines of business are non.pro'
ductive, and the great need of the
country is for workers to produce the
necessary commodities OF civilizations
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

If a woman is sickly il is not us
ualIy discovered until after she is
married.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

The only time some husbands take
their wives arms is when they assist
them into Il carriage at funeral
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

At some time in the life of every
man he tries poetry and the chicken
business.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Some kinds of mcanncss are more
unpopular than others
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

Senator Beverifge in the Saturday
Evening Iost likens IN" political
movement with which the names Of
Roosevelt and Taft are associated,
with the historic movements for Amer
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

On Judgment Day, when we hear
eyeryones record read, we shall pre-
tend to be shocked, but we won't be.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

This actually happened today: \
reporter asked man, How do YOU
spell your nance" I'm no scholar, -
the man replied, Il don't know"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

TIE HUsE PUBLISHING COMPANY.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23

An Atchison woman docs up her
hair in such a tight wad it is said she
uses a monkey wrench 10 give it the
final twist.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1908-10-23
ATcHISoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

Some kinds of mcanncss are more
unpopular than others.
At some time in the life of every
man he tries poetry and the chicken
business.
If 4 woman is sickly, it is not us
ually discovered until after she is
married.
Every windy day we wonder at how
thin it is possible for some women to
become.
EloCtinp a man to Office is as sure a
way Of discovering lis faults as mar.
rying him.
DO your duty and attend to your
work faithfully and you will not suffer
much from hard times.
At some period of her life nearly
every married woman has thought
seriously of leaving her husband.
The only time some husbands take
their wives arms is when they assist
them into Il carriage at funeral
On Judgment Day, when we hear
eyeryones record read, we shall pre-
tend to be shocked, but we wont be.
Ask any man how he is getting
aong, and he will reply: Oh, kindly
SLOW 40 one seems to set along
very well.
An AtchisOn woman docs up her
hair in such tight wad it is said she
uses a monkey wrench TO give it the
final twist.
This actually happened today \
reporter asked a man, How do YOU
spell your nance" I'm no scholar, "
the man replied, Il don't know