The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-06-04
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rgAi. Hes prDposis' 70 ber ier ne.
He tangsilyl are you trying 70
mats fool q met She leeldlyl = MOI /
al nj. never Try anything ready |
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why nsg youg husband 10 about
iaai tarpei' Be hiss hgreed 70 beat y |
Wen, Il bee thoroughly irriiaied bell
make 4 much better ioh,
Church That inan going along |
there !, one u the best kno~n artists
Ii town. Gotham Il thai a tAcs' Yes,
b. owes everybody,
That doctor il the qnerrcsil What's
lbs ma,ier with hlmf Why, he's sur
geon. bg, be ean'i carve turkey or
sew on button 10 save bis life.
-Ah, love 10 see lii,le boy in such
hurry 70 get 70 SCHOOL, Yes, s'r. Me
little brothers got de measles, an I'm
bnrryiB' ~ 10 get excused
Mrs. subhubs How 10 the world
did you get Bridget 70 come out heref
gubbabs Had her ride backward, 70
she never found oni she was leaving
town,
Edwin Thanks for the kiss. Edna
lblnshing Don't mention u, Edwin
oh. won't mention il, bot know
You viii as soon as you meet your girl
friends
1t i sort Of sad, be murmared.
What isf She asked. That the young
mans fancy should turn TO thoughts Of
sitting closer just when spring onions
are most delicious.
Maud Is so reckless. She cant
Keep anything. Can't she keep sec.
re,' Maybe she can. The chances are
she'll forget i as 500 n A. you tell y 70
her.
i can't imagine Why she should have
been out when called, said Borem.
You can't qucried Miss Cntting Didn't
you Just tell me she knew you were
csmingf
What kind Of man is Bligginsf
He's good fellow, He'd borrow your
last dollar in order TO lend it 10 some
body that he thought needed it more
than you do.
Young Wife during first spai) -
Boo.oo.hool I'm g.going home to
m.motherf Young Husband What
will she sayf Young Wife-S.she'll
say, t.,old you so-sol
Weren't You ever on motor earl
Yes: once. What make wasl ~ don't
know. was only ON the front Of II
for second or SO, and il got away be-
fore could pick myself up.
Remember, said the prudent man,
that the words once spoken can never
be recalled. No, answered Senator
Sorghum, but you can always make q
fuss and say you were misguided
When man whistles at his work,
suppose he il happy' Yes, answered
Mr.. Sirius Barker, but | hate the sort
81 man who can't be happy without
making every one else miserable.
Satan was delighted TO discover
what il was that SO many talented men
we're engaged in raising. Perhaps our
town hasn't got quite so much gold
payementas some. he chueklcd, but it's
got the boosters.
-Clara--l saw Miss Uppson at church
this morning for the FIRST time in al
most wear. DO you suppose she had
experienced change of HEARTY Maude
Possibly, but more than likely il is q
change Of bonnet.
Docs wealth bring real enjoyment
Nav. They won, lei you eat the grub
YOU like, or wear the clothes you con
slider classy, or listen TO the music you
understand, or even put east iron dog
ON the lawn.
You should learn to live with an
eye 10 the future. The future Is what
has been siraining my eyes for years,
answered the worried lookingl man,
have stock in seven or eight undeyelop'
ed gold mines.
Doesn't that man claim that his
flying machine viii reyolutionize ira
velf Not exactly. but have observed
that il will travel upside down about
as well as il will RICH, side up.
"a journalists idea Of paradise j. an
abode where al his stories will be ae
ccp,ed. paid fof al once and immedi-
aiely printed In the largest type, with
his name in capitals at the bottom.
yon can't judge by appearances,
said the serions youth No, answered
The frivolous person: its impossible 10
realize how absurd the clothes that are
fashionable this season may look a few
years from now.
Yes, said Miss passay, Mr., Fox
has called upon me several times late
~, bat be always brings some other
young man with him. ! suppose, re.
marked Miss speitz, be realizes iha,
b. can't bc loo cArcfal in leap year.
-~Pearl-I was squeezed 10 bridge
whis, last night Ruby-Can ! help
you. deArf hsye some pin money
lca. peArl~o this wasn't a dnan
cisl squeeze. Noa see--er- tom squeez-
cd my hand under the table,
Mrs. Poannk dew thiuk It's out
rAgrous 10 send our fleets over to ia.
pan. Mr.. podank oh, pshaS, ma
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