davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08

"A man doesn't have to go to Paris
10 learn something about the econo-
my OF French cooks" said a janItor.
"All he has to do Is to get d job like
mine In a house occupied mostly by
French families. and he'll learn some
astonishing lessons in the art OF saw
ing. Up to two months ago l was
working in a building OF that kind.
50 far as attending to the garbage
was concerned. had the easiest time
OF my life. There was practically no
garbage. The people lived well
enough, guess. Anyhow they re-
ceived packages from the butcher and
grocer, but they never seemed 10
throw anything away. About the only
thing they didn't eat was coffee
grounds and potato skins and tomato
cans, and there was precious little
waste OF even that.
Where am working now the fami-
lies are all American. That IL where
the food goes to waste. The people in
that house throw away enough pro
visions every day to feed all those
French families a ek."-San Fran.
cisco Chronicle.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
Wanted 20 q. Randx.

Servant-I've come TO give notice,
ma'am. as I am going to set married.
Mistress Indeed. MaFyI How long
have you been engaeedf servant-I
amt engaged at all. ma'am. Mistress
We'll, who Is the happy man7 Eerv-
ant-You know the big shop down ths
road. Well, the shopwalker looked &C
me the day before yesterday, and yes
teriay be smiled, and today be said.
Good morning" and expect tomor-
row hen propose, and. you see, ma'am,
I want to be ready.-London Answers
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
An Austrian poubsrry.

The Vienna men of law once dis
tinguished themselves in unique man
ner. A Wachau peasant had been
caught in the criminal act OF throwing
stones at rabbits. He had not bit
them. and the rabbits had decamped
without so much as suspecting the at
tack. but the peasant was hauled be-
fore the high courts of justice. His de-
Tense was that the rabbits had been
close to his garden and that he had
only tried to Brighten the greedy ro-
dents or his cabbages. All the same,
he was condemned to three days inn
prisonment The peasant appealed
against the sentence. but in vain. II a
rabbit had been killed. said the anthori-
ties, the peasant would certainly have
stolen II. and stealing a rabbit was an
unlawful action. And thus the man
from wachau went to prison for three
days. and the wise judges OF Vienna
bounded into fame Tor their method Of
applying the ''If'' and "and" theory
Westminster Gazette.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08

A man who occupied a little back
room In poor quarter Of the east end
OF LOndon was evicted for n0npayment
Of rent He had nothing but a valise
and few clothes. and while they were
throwing him and his belongings out
Of the house a bulky manuscript fell
out OF his pocket. Nobody noticed It
at the time. but after he had gathered
his clothes and taken his departure
one OF the bystanders saw the big roll
Of paper. picked Il up and on opening
II was surprised and amused TO nnd
II contained an elaborate scheme for
refunding the national debi Of the
British empire.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
The Normoyl6 dining room Z open.

The NOrmOyls dining room Is open.
We win all be at the Lyric to-
night.
New Dress goods just received
Norquist's
Rev. Father Thomas J. Purcell re-
ceived word that a man had been In.
iured in an accident at st. Maries
this morning. and immediately lef,
for that place. He was unable To
give the particulars Of the accident
or the name Of the party. He ex.
poets to be gone several days.
Grand Masquerade BAN win BE-
given at Blackwell pavilion mex,
Tuesday evening. October 1s. three
prizes VIII be given; one to the
lady in the prettiest costume; one
to the lady in the most comIcal cos
tune and one to the gentleman in the
most comical costume. Ladies free
In mask; II not in musk. they will
be charged rs cents admission. No
pains will be spared to makes this
the best masquerade ball ever given
In Occur d'Alene.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08

In the islard Of Banquey there In n
tribe Of Dusuhs differing widely m
language. religion aud customs from
other tribes bearing that name Mar.
rlages nre performed IN the forest ~
the presence Of two families There
Il no public gathering or feast The
rite consists IN transferring a drop Of
bioOd from a wooden kuife IN the ca
Of the mans leg 10 a similar cut IN
the woman's leg After marriage the
man takes the bride to her home.
where be resides In future as n mem.
Der Of the family.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
Knew His Rights.

= fine you" said the police justice
$50 and costs"
"Y'r honor" protested TuRold Knutt.
who had been hauled up for yagrancy.
-all the prop'ty I'VE got ID the world
b q plugged nickel an me elo'es. an
they hain't with more'n about two
bits. That ines unreasonable. It's con.
fsttcation. an IL won't never stand the
test q the fed'raI courts. shall take
an appeal, y'r houorf" = Chicago Trlb-
une.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
RHEUMATIC folks
Ars You Sure Your Kidneys Are
Wen?

Many rheumatic attacks are due
70 uric acid in the blood. but the
duty OF the kidneyss Is to remove
all uric acid from the blood. It's
presence there shows the kidneys are
inactive. Don't daily with uric acid
solvents" You might so on until
d0omsday with them. but until you
cure the kidneys you win never get
wen. Dona's kidney pills not only
remove uric acid. but cure the kid
neys and then all danger from uric
acid u ended. Here IL Occur d'AIene
testimony to prove II.
Martin Crane, living at 141S
Seventh street. Occur d'Alene. Idaho.
says: my mother used Doan'a Kid
ney Pills and received the most salts
factory results. She had been suf-
ferer from chronic kidney trouble
for years and during that time had
taken many remedies but never sue
ceeded in flnding relief. She also
suffered from rheumatism which
seemed to extend into every portion
OF her body. Doan's Kidney Pills
were procured for her at the Occur
d'Alene Drug store and she started
taking them and they improved her
condition to such a great extent that
] take pleasure in recommending
them to others"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the -Doan's--
and take no other.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08

won from such. and II / am defeated.
the sorrow win Be less to have been
defeated BY such.
MF. Bryan spoke OF commerce as
the great moldlng force In the world
and said that society largely gained
through one Of the great inventions
that have been made largely for
the enlargement Of commerce 1.-The
corporate entity.
Taft for Majesty Of Right
The introduction Of Mr.. TAFT was as
follows:
I'm the fortunes Of war we acquir-
ed alien and subject racas. Our gov
eminent assumed to lead them all to
the lofty eminence OF an American.
For the accomplishment Of this pur-
pose the president sent to the Philip
pines an eminent counselor. and a
man. with the courage OF his convic-
tlons. introduce Mr.. Taft"
/ Mr.. Taft. whose rising was greeted
with another outburst OF violent
cheering, prefaced his prepared
speech with few imprompm re-
marks, which created laughter. He
said:
Glad 10 Meet Opponent.
II have only begun to run for
the presidency and / am glad to be-
gin when the political amenities OF
the campaign are better understood.
/ am exceedingly glad to meet my
distinguished opponent and fellow
guest and to forget the rivalries and
disputes OF the campaign in this in
spring hospitality. And | recipro-
cate in every way and to the full his
kindly and courteous words OF respect
and good WILL
with him / have recently been
subjected to a considerable strain
But the experiences Of today have
been almost more than could bear.
One non-partisan speech is pretty
much OF a bore-(Mr. Bryan lead
in the merriment) when you are
in other kind Of practice, And to have
to make three inside of nine hours,
is. ! submit to my fellow guests,
cruelty to man." (Laughter.)
With the conclusion OF Mr.. Taft's
speech the banquet ended.
The candidates shook hands
cordially and parted. although they
were delayed in leaving the hall by
the rush of guests who wished to
obtain their signatures.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
Legal Rsparsss.

''Gentiemen Of the jury" said thu
pomDous lawyer. assuming his most
Imposing mien. Il once sat upon the
judges bench in Iowa"
Where was the Jndgey' quickly N
qnlred the opposing attorney. and the
Dompons gentleman found the thread
% bis argument hopelesSly entangied.-
Detroit Free Press.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
Ths NEGRO and ths lvassrm.Ieo.

A negro bought = watermelon for 20
cents ana sold II 4 few minutes later
for the same price. The purchaser
changed bis mind and sold q back 70
the negro for 30 cents. Later the negro
sold IL for 90 cents How much profit
did he makef-Eew York WORLD
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
no rug PunnTc

Press viii deem Il a special
II patrons who fail to receive
paper regularly will report the
to the once, as II r. our only
B OF knowing how the carriers
8oing their work.
VIII pay q reward OF SIS for
'ng papers after they are delivered
tstdencea.
THE PRESS PUBLISHING co.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08

How dld sniggsley ever est bis rep.
1iztion for the possession q great wis-
d0mf~
~ffIs wife talks 50 much that BE rev
e gets . et1ance 70 expose he g.
nOanee. Chicago Record Herald.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
Drawino Power.

D'Auber-0f course not every one
can be an artist One must have Inn
aglnation to draw. Crittick-Yes; I
notice that most 80 called artists I'm
talking about themselves draw on their
imaginntions a great deal - Catholic
Standard and Times.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
Offensive.

no. don't IKE that woman" de-
eianed Nuwed.
And why notl~
She's too blamed sorry for my wife
to suit my ideas Of what's requisite
and necessary"
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08

Doctor-Have you given him the
champagne and oysters. as orderedi
Patients wife-well, no. sir. couldn't
afford that. 30 got him some ginger
beer and wheIks instead Do Il mat
ter. sirf-LondOn Telegraph.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08

With q dIstiIIeries company and the
De Beers diamond concern. whose
chief market Is America. cutting divt-
dends. II looks as though We we're eE-
pected 70 set down to The simple ma.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08

z am glad to meet a. this board
one who has been honored by hfs
party with Leadership in q great
campaign am glad to testify to
my appreciation Of his abilities and
his virtues. II I am successful. the
victory vim be the greater to have
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
ovation for Bryan.

Mr.. Bryan was cheered to the
echo as he rose to speak. Cheers
and laughter followed the humorous
touches that characterized his open
ing remarks. He said in part:
II think I can see signs OF pro-
gress in politics. When 1 first be-
gan to run for president there were
no occasions OF this kind. I think
| note a larger charity, a broader
iiberality and a more kindly feeling
than have sometimes prevailed in
the past. Here the chairmen Of the
republican committee meet. mingling
in the heat Of the campaign to pause
for 4 moment in the giving out Of
estimates. Here the treasurers OF
the respective committees suspend
for a moment the investigation Of
the business conditions Of those who
send in checks. We shall carry away
delightful recolIections of this oc-
easion, for, whatever the election
may show. We may remember one
occasion when We were treated with
equal consideration.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
CITY IN RRTrr.

e-wee once, Pee-wee always.
Ds ana messengers. phone 1Ss.
" novelties in neckwear at
hist's.
ar Miss Belle varnum at the
tonight.
ir treatment always at the big
Drug store.
c. Harmon of Terrell. was in
eity last evening.
mmission house. 2O2 Fourth
I, Occur d'Alene.
he dining room at Hotel Nor
e is open for business.
les Miles of st. Maries is a
less visitor in the city.
esden Art plate. given away with
$500 purchase-N orquist's.
mes Beavers Of Mica was a
less visitor in the city yester-
E the beautiful hats on sale FRI
and Saturday at the Elite for
D.
sure and attend the Lyric to-
!; proceeds to go to st. Lukes'
ll at the Press ONCE and see
silver set offered with the Even
Press.
lsomining, paper hanging and
ling. Call up Norlin, Interstate
E 1863.
angelist Huntley will speak at
Gospel tent each night this week
As o'clock.
5 not too late to go to the st.
IS benefit at the Lyric tonight;
performances.
Is. Benjamin Plummer of Ste
yille, Mont, is visiting her sister,
Sheldon Woods.
SIS Emma Wall, head nurse at
Occur d'Alene hospital, was a
ane visitor yesterday.
be latest creations in ladies' mil
~, on display at the Elite. Spec
ale Friday and Saturday.
hreka Washing Fluid, is cents
quart at the City Drug Store.
money returned If you want
be Women of Woodcraft will give
aggressive whist party at Sanders
Friday, October 8. Refresh
'ts.
he W. C. T. U. will meet Fri
afternoon at 1880 O'Clock at the
e of Mrs. ]. w. Malkson at Ais
er street.
pr sale cheap-my shop and lot
or without tools and stock: will
at bargain. l.. d. Tracy, S19
rth street.
he funeral of ]. Whiteknect was
this afternoon at 1880 o'clock
the Occur d'Alene Undertaking
|pany's parlors.
or first-class wiring and fixtures
he lowest price for best grade Of
X and material, call on the Home
Dtric Supply Co.
'r. Alexander Hunter was noti-
yesterday of his appointment as
stefan and surgeon for the In
Railroad company.
We have sold all our sacks, but
still have a nice line of clean
pure staple groceries. Inland
Gerry, $40 Fourth street.
Ioney to loan on farm land. Our
tracts are accurate and are COM
ed with dispatch. Fred L. Tiff
7. Mgr, 104 Fourth st. Bell
ne 1.
he case of H. K. Leithe against
rye Moan was heard yesterday
'rnoon in the court OF Judge
lie, and a verdict given for the
ntin. The case was brought for
purpose of obtaining judgment
S14S.
fragments have been made for
anne Of football at wOodlawn
I on Saturday afternoon between
Blair Business college and the
ur d'Alene high school team. The
] team is in good condition and
; confident Of victory.
William Doran has rented the
ght building ON sherman and
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
BRYAN AND TAFT
MEET IN CHICAGO
Continued from page one.)

masquerading under a French name,
turned his head slowly as his political
rival drew near, smiling slightly.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08
Grasp Hands Warmly.

The dramatic moment which had
been anticipated with deep interest
was soon over. Mr.. Bryan's hand
awaited that of Mr.. Taft. A single
lingering pressure, a word or so
which none could overhear because of
the tumult, and the republican lead
er passed on to a chair at the right
Of Mr.. Hall. The cheering continued
for a minute or two after those at
the speakers table had taken their
seats.
At the first moment the noise sub
sided Mr.. Bryan, leaning to one side
and smiling broadly, asked Mr.. Taft
II he had good day"
This display of friendliness ON the
part of the two candidates stirred
the crowd to renew cheering and
words being useless in the din Mr..
Taft stroked his throat for answer.
Then Mr.. Taft laughed and the APP
plause increased.
What is the matter with Bin?"
cried some one in senatorial tones.
He's all right"
Who's all right?"
bills all right
1t took music by the orchestra.
and song to bring quiet.
When talking in ordinary tones
became possible the two candidates
entered into an animated conversa-
ton in which President Hall joined
The speeches of both Mr.. Taft and
Mr.. Bryan we're nonpartisan. This
was in consonance with the wishes
Of the Chicago Association of Com
merce, which is nonpartisan organi-
cation.
When the last course had been
served both the distinguished guests
we're kept busy signing menus passed
over the mat of orchids in front of
their section of the table.
Chairman Introduces Bryan.
In introducing Mr.. Bryan, President
Hall said:
The evolution of politics has
brought to commanding place in the
eyes and regard of his countrymen
citizen of Nebraska. His life has
been an honorable progress from the
day he received his degree from his
alma mater to the hour Of his choice
as standard bearer of a great nation
al party by legions Of enthusiastic
supporters. With the principles of an
American he has sought and held
leadership in a career of courage.
fidelity and kindness. Millions ac-
cept his eaptaincy, the energy OF his
service, the purity of his patriotism
Gentlemen, Mr.. Bryan"
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-10-08

lar ST
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-28
What's the Matter With Stanford ?
San Francisco Call.


The Call doubts whether the of an American community VIII
spirit
anee wholly o American of thought
punishment dreed the
his
periodical published certain criticism of faculty
$ that this criticism of a
faculty denial
andthe of
be
povocaton TO universities example of broad
IntrcaIy mott important illustration of principle
Fitch whether he is permitted or
hewi useful by
He will
the inflated and ridiculous becomes
Stanford held in
of eeemoynary inst
demanded
of this theory having put it
Stanford University
of inmates of public
such theory that fur
reasonable
The students know their place
Students Stanford do not make
Of Of
Berkeley dependents the State
and pnta exchange for
money. It swel1o they have their reward
highest public
principles crafty petty
commonwealth The repeated
university the beginning to
public unable follow the icacie
popular mind is that
a temperate might avoided all of them
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-28
GOOD WORDS
FOR CRANF|ELO
Judge of Coming Bench Show
Receives Some Favorable
Notices.

The following extracts from Coast
sporting papers will be read with in.
terest by local dog-lovers:
The Honolulu Kennel Club show viii
be held during the week the fleet is in
the harbor
Mr.. George 4. Cranfield has been
engaged to judge all breeds. The
island sportsmen are to be congratu-
lated on the choice they have made
Mr.. Cranfield has had an experience
that will enable him to do justice tc
the various classes.
Doggy affairs have taken on quite
an upward turn in the far away Pa
ciffc Territory and no doubt there will
be large entry, the judge is deserving
of it.-Breeder and Sportsman.
George A. Cranfield, who has charge
of that grand kennel of coilies known
as the Va1verde Kennels. at San Fran.
CISCO will judge all breeds of the Ha-
waiian Kennel Club show at Honolulu
The show will be held next July and
the Honolulu fanciers are to be con-
graduated upon obtaining the services
of a man who has had so many years
experience in this and other countries
as breeder, ehibitor and judge. 1t is
most probable that a good number OF
dogs will leave san Francisco for Ho-
nolulu under the care of two well
known Handkerchief and Fancy
George Cranfield has accepted the
invitation to judge at Honolulu next
July. How the invitation came is a
story in itself. Some time ago he ad-
vertfsed some bull terrier puppies in
one of the Honolulu papers. AS an
aid to selling them he wrote to one of
the officials of the Honolulu Kennel
Club asking for a catalogue of last
show. In answering him this gentle
man wanted to know if he were the
George Cranfield who judged so many
shows in Australia and on receiving
an affirmative reply Immediately spoke
for his services for their show.
We hope they show their apprecia-
ton by giving him a good entry, as
we know he can take care of it.
Mr. Cranfield has had eighteen years
experience as a judge, breeder and ex-
hibitor in England, Australia and
America. Our experience of his judg-
ing here is that he has given unusual
satisfaction, having his type well in
mind and never reYerses himself. His
especial breeds are terriers, grey
hounds. collies, settlers and pointers
Western Kennel World.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-28
CLUB
GOING AHEAD

The first vanload of dismantled Ha-
waiian grass houses arrived at Wal
kiki beach yesterday afternoon and
was deposited on the grounds of the
Outrigger club.
The work of erection will be COM
menced shortly and within a few days
the club members will have two houses
at their disposal in which TO keep their
bathing suits and surfboards. A tenn
porary canoe shed of cocoanut leaves,
Hawaiian style, will be erected at
once, and at the next meeting of the
club the question will come up for
settlement as to whether or not only
Hawaiian houses shall be built on it's
property. Many of the club members
are in favor of turning this part of
Waikiki beach into a bit of old Hawaii
that will attract visitors from every
where.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-28
THE LOVER SHOT
THE YOUNG GIRL

The. man who was seen last week
hanging around the corner of Fort and
Hotel street has moved off to some other
locality. His actions were such as to
arouse suspicion among the police, and
he was watched because it was noticed
that he always carried small package
which looked suspiciously like a bomb
1t transpires that the man had been
spelled" by handsome young Ha-
waiian girl, and he wanted to keep her
image next his purse, and for that rea-
son took a position on the street near
where he had first met her glance. The
package in his hand, and which set the
police guessing, was a camera, and by
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-28
GETTING READY
FOR THE BOXING
Saturday Evening to Witness
Three RattIing Good
Bouts.

The preliminaries to the Jockey
WiIlis-Ah Sam boxing match at the
Orpheum on Saturday will be pretty
nearly as interesting as the main event
The contingent from Fort Shafter
Messers. Bird, Oakley, Plat and Muir
ply are all in fine fettle, and their re-
speetive goes viii surely be the rea
thing.
clean, scientific boxer who can go the
route and take punishment without
showing any i'll effects.
All Sam trampea up Pacific Heights
yesterday morning, and in the after
noon spared four lively rounds with
Bill Huihui at the Kalanianaole Ath-
letic Club. The "hinaman is feeling
fine and is confident of winning.
Willis went up Tantalus yesterday
morning, and Tommy Lane, who accom-
panied him, kept him on the move all
the way. He arrived in town without
having turned hair.
In the afternoon at the baths the
jockey boxed with Tommy Lane and
Ernest 16Iutr TIE ALSO Sh1ppcu the
rope, did several minutes of shadow
boxing, and finished up with a swim in
the tank.
At 2:S0 p. m. today he will box six
rounds with a local expert. This will
be his last hard work, and the public
are invited to come and take look at
the little man in action.
Tomorrow Willis and All Sam will
taper off. The latter will probably take
a dip in the surf at Waikiki, the salt
water being much more invigorating
than the fresh water in which he has
been taking his daily dip. Willis
weighed 100 pounds yesterday, and ex-
poets to box on Saturday night at about
that weight.
Eddie Finn will b behind Willis, and
the others viii probably be Ernest
Heine and Tommy Lane.
All Sans seconds will probably be
George Kahaulelio, Bill Huihui and
Kupa.
Peter Stanley, the ag-puneher, who
has been engaged to give an exhibition,
has taken his platform to the Orpheum
Theater, where he may be seen daily
getting into shane for his engagement.
The sale of tickets starts at Wall,
Nichols Co, Ltd, this morning.