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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
THEY ARE KNOWN
To BE FUTILE

You probably do not know that pny
sicians do not now prescribe for kid.
ney trouble the diuretics found in the
ordinary patent kidney medicines
that you have been using. AS shown
by the tremendous census deaths the
old fashioned diuretics have little or
no effect In kidney disease that has
fastened or ecome chronic. Result.
physicians do not attack the kidneys
but treat symptoms as they appear.
There was no specific for the linger-
ing chronic forms of kidney disease
till very recently AS the line is a
faint one between the mild form and
the fatal aspect, is it not your simple
duty TO yourself and your family to
take at once the only thing known
that will reach il If serious.
If you have kidney trouble start
right with the only successful treat
ment for the stubborn forms. We
sent a long way for it for you. 1t is
the only thing in the world that cites
no cases except in the heretofore IA
tai forms Of kidney disease. Full in
formation for the asking.
For sale and recommended in Ben
nington by w. l.. Gokay and B. A.
Quinlan, druggists.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
SOMETHING SOOTHING, PLEASE.
Man with Boil couldnt listen TO
aL- Political Talk.

They were waiting on a corner for
the street car when the man with the
folded newspaper turned to the man
with the eye glasses and Queried:
"Well, how do you like the Denver
nomination."
UNI" was the response.
Going to be a strong candidate,
don't you think?"
"Uml"
And l shouldn't be in the least sur
prised to see him elected"
uni"
In fact, find lots OF people who
think it's time for a change. Perhaps
you think that way yourself?"
"Um"
lat any rate, it's going to be a hot
campaign from now on, and, of course,
every lover Of his country will be In.
terested.'
UNI"
"As to Roosevelt, sir-as to Roose.
welt, while l have no particular fault
TO find with him"
Are you speaking to me, sir?"
asked the UNI" man, as he suddenly
woke up.
Speaking to you! Why, I've been
talking to you for the last half hour"
About what?"
About the Denver nominations"
"Oh-politics! I've got a boil on my
leg as big as teacup, a lawsuit com.
ing OFF this afternoon, and my wife
packed up this morning and left the
house. Talk to me in a soothing way
or shut up"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
SHE GOT A BRIDES SUIT CASE.
Was Mortified When She Saw What
Came In Exchange.

sight unseen" was the game Of
trading at the union depot recently
Two suit cases that looked Just ex
actly alike" blushing bride and
groom, and matronly looking woman
with four small children were the
cause Of all the trouble.
"Oh! Oh" said the matronly WON
an, rushing up to ]. H. Wallenstrom
acting depot master. some one has
stolen my suit case"
The depot master was sympathetic
They've left another in its place"
she added
Mr.. Wallenstrom opened the suit
case. A marriage license was the first
thing he saw and under 1t were the
incest, fullest, sweetest perfumed
things" imaginable. Mr.. Wallen
strom blushed ever so deeply and
gently took the license up to the depot
balcony where the big megaphone is
kept.
"Mr. and Mrs. l.. NJ. Nash call at the
information bureau" yelled the an
nouncer.
Listen, Lewis, they're calling your
name" said Mrs. Nash, homeward
bound to Dalhart, Tex, from her
honeymoon.
They went to see.
Both suit cases were then laid open
near the information bureau.
Did you ever" said Mrs. Clarkson,
what would have done II we
handn't found you?"
Mrs. Clarkson's case contained baby
clothes.
Lewis only laughed, says the Kan
sas City Star
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
TAPPING THE euNNIsoN CANYON.
Engineering Enterprise Which viii
Transform Colorado Desert.

The most spectacular engineering
enterprise ever undertaken by the gov
eminent is now on the point Of COM
pletlon, says the Technical World Mag
azine. Carried through under most
extraordinary and unprecedented diff
ticultles, its success is already abso-
lutely assured, and as a result Of the
achievement, 10000 acres, or about
235 square miles, of desert In south
western Colorado will soon be trans
formed into a blooming garden.
The principal feature Of the enter.
prise in question was the boring of
great hole through the base of a
mountain range six miles thick and
half mile high, the object in view be-
ing to provide in this manner a con-
duit for the carrying of river across
to the other side Of the range, in or
der that II might irrlgate and render
fruitful a desert valley.
The river concerned is the Gun.
nison-a rapid and turbulent stream
which flows through the canyon Of the
same name, otherwise known as the
Black canyon. This canyon is per-
haps the most formidable and impass-
able in all the west. II is a huge
cash, cut as with a mighty knife
through the landscape. and with walls
which for the greater part OF fits
length are almost vertical. Every hun
bred yards or so, along Its bottom,
the passage OF the stream is obstruct-
ed by a cataract So far as known,
up to the time Of the reconnaissance
by government engineers four years
ago, nobody ever entered the gorge
and came out alive.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
She Wouldn't.

A young Scottish parson was driving
home from an outlying hamlet when
he overlook a young woman. He rec
ognlzed her as the maid of all work at
a farm which he would pass, so he
pulled up and offered her a lift. Mary
gladly accepted his offer, and they
chatted pleasantly all the way to the
farm gate.
Thank you, sir" she said, as she
got down.
Don't mention 1t, Mary. Don't men
ton It." he told her, politely.
"No, l won't" Mary obligingly as
sured him.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
cnndnots Examination.

The council Of the Royal College OF
Surgeons has given permission to DR..
Elliot Smith and DR.. Wood Jones OF
the Cairo Medical school, to carry out,
in the museum OF the college, an ex-
animation Of a collection of material
found during excavations in the Nile
valley. The material is representa-
tive of peoples inhabiting Nubia In
ancient times, and is expected to
throw light on their pathology and the
results of their surgery. The Egypt
Ian government has expressed its will
lhgness to present the collection Of
specimens to the museum of the Royal
College OF Surgeons.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
Costly Headuear.

The proprietor of fashionable cafe
at Marienbad is the possessor of a
straw hat which he values at $1,000.
The hat is not costly variety Of
panama, but is rather rough'looking
straw hat, yet 1t is the pride of the
proprietors life, because 1t is woven
of straws through which the crowned
heads of Europe have at various times
sucked cooling drinks dispensed In
the owners establishment For many
years this king worshiper had been
collecting straws from the royal lips,
scorning mere mobiles or statesmen,
When the collection was large enough
the hat was manufactured.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
Bed Tame Bindlna.

There is nothing that binds like red
tape. The story is told of a private
in the French army who desired to
buy and wear a special kind of shoe
rather than the regulation article. He
discovered that It was possible only
after months Of delay, and after secur'
ing written permits from some seven
bureaus or more.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21

Millions OF bottles Of Foley's Hon
ey and Tar have been sold without
any person ever having experienced
any other than beneficial results from
its use for coughs, colds and lung
trouble. This is because the genuine
Foley's Honey and Tar in the yellow
package contains no opiates or other
harmful drugs. Guard your health by
EafuAing any but the genuine.-Quin'
laR's Pharmacy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
Wise and Foolish Widows.

They tell Of woman In Coolidge
who put up such costly monument
for her husband that she has had to
wear old clothes ever since. Also of
another widow who put up a modest
little hS~dstone and had money to buy
herself nice clothes, and now has an
other husband paying for her coal
and four.-Atchison Globe.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
Inchcape Rock.

Inchcape rock Is east Of the Isle OF
May, IL miles from all land, in the
German sea. This is the rock that fig.
ures in the story Of Ralph the Rover.
who is supposed to have cut the bell
from the buoy in a mischevous spirit
and later been wrecked on the rock
as a result of his own work.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21

We recommend A. d. S. Hair Tonic
because we know what IL contains
We know from experience with our
customers that 1t will strengthen and
invigorate and renew a growth OF
hair or we make good by returning
your money. Price soc per bottle at
Quinlan's Pharmacy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
G. a - III q Ia r a.
s.a,, tina nIhs Kind You have NGays DOusA
g. '': : IRE G<A12zI

Kenedy's Laxative Cough Syrup
does not constipate like most of the
old fashioned cough cures, but on the
other hand 1t gently moves the bowels
and at the same time heals irritation
and allays Inflammation of the throat.
Sold by ID. A Ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21

Kodol will, in a snort time, enable
the stomach to do the work 1t should
do is to digest all the food you eat. It
makes the stomach sweet and 1t is
pleasant to take. It is sold here by
ID. A. Ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21

Kodol WILL without doubt make
your stomach strong and will almost
instantly relieve you OF all the symp-
toms of indigestion. Get a bottle of
it today. 1t is sold here by d. A.
Ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
Food for All the World.

The nut trees Of the world could, II
is calculated, provide food all the year
round for the population of the globe.
Brazil nuts grow In such profuslon
that thousands Of tons Of them are
wasted every year.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
Hard Times,

"Yessir," said Uncle Nose, desc
am suttinly hard times. My wife hab
only four places to do washing, an
dis time las year she had six regulars
an four every other Wednesdays"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
sec'y.. Fraternity Of Duxanimae.

Foley's Orino Laxative is new
remedy, an improvement on the laxa-
tive of former years, as 1t does not
grippe or nauseate and is pleasant to
take. 1t is guaranteed.-Quinlan's
Pharmacy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
Sew Out Of slnht Of N. Sea

The Eskimo women Of Alaska never
sew while the men are fishing, and
should any mending be imperative
they do IT shut up in little tents out
Of sight OF the sea.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
no eet erlahtness from LIfs.

AS the sun returns in the east, so
let our patience be renewed with
dawn; as the sun lightens the world,
so let our loving kindness make bright
the house Of our abitation.-Steven
son.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
q "a. @Toz a.
p..,.h. >,1he Kind You Have Always Buugh
Signature at slzHAAzMu

DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills
are for weak back, backaohe, rheu.
matte pains, Inflammation OF the blad-
der and all other annoyances due TO
weak kidneys. They are sold by d.
A. Ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
Camp Araaon.

Owing to press Of duties cannot
continue to meet the people as adver'
tised. can be seen at Camp Aragon
]. P. Bradley,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
small pills, easy to take, gentle and
sure. Sold by ID. A. Ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
NOTICE!
To the TaxnaVerS Of the Denning-
ton Graded School District:

A Rate Bill has been placed in my hands for
collection as follows; "a cents on the dollar
on the Grant List OF 1908.
hereby demand payment OF said taxes and
notify you that VIII attend at the Bennington
County Savings Bank from O'Clock a. m. until
O'Clock y. m.
There will be discount OF per cent, on the
above Tar n paid within 90 days.
Q. II. DEWEY, Treasures.
Bsuninnton, Vt, July /, 1905
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21

DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salve is the best thing to use for
Piles. Sold by d. A. Ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-09-21
French Proverb.

In the land Of the blind the onssyed
are kings.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13
FIRST MARKET DAY FOR
SALEM. SATURDAY. OCT. n

Salem Is TO have sale next Sat
urday that should interest a great
many people, Cooper and Clear
water are conductlne Il and already
have a large number of COWS, horses.
vehicles. etc. listed with them and
expect a great crowd There is no
reaSon why sale OF this kind could
not he conducted here al regular in
tervals. 4 number of much smaller
cities In the east have their regular
eales DAYS az which time the man
that wishes 90 sell a horse and huy
a COW. can do both al the same time.
At these sales there Is nothing that
a man may wish 90 buy or sell that
can not be disposed Of II is 90 be
honed that the people Of Salem and
vicinity will do everything the r
power 20 boost these sales and make
them regular thing. The sales will
be conducted at the old Willamette
stables az 10 o'clock Saturday morn
ing.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13
ALBANY.

Linn county furnishes four jury
men for the u. s. court nj Portland.
They are ~. ID Hackleman. George
Cochran. n, l.. Kiyer OF Albany, and
Henry Blakely OF brownsville.
Yesterday was the hfty-h tn ami
Presbyterian church In the world,
Rev W. p. White has been az the
head of the church for seven wears.
Mr., ana Mrs. W. r. Ree-e of Sa-
lem are snonding short time IN
thk, the railroad center
l.. r. w,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13
HIGHER
COUNTY
SCHOOLS

The question of submitting to the
voters of Marion county at the reg
ular November election a new high
school proposition known as THE
Lane County Plan" is receiving sup
port in this county that will place 1t
upon the ballot to be voted on in No
vember. In view of this fact, few
words of explanation with regard to
the working of this plan VIII not
come amiss at this time.
The plan was first adopted In Lane
county, hence IL Is called THE Lane
County Plan" In Lane comnty 1t has
been tried and proved satisfactory,
and Il Is now proposed to try 1t in
this county, provided, of course, that
the proposition receives the popular
endorsement OF the legal voters. II
the plan wins out, the county court
will levy a county high school tax,
the money arising therefrom to con-
stitute the county high school fund
This fund Is under the control and
supervision of the county court and
other members of the high school
board, as provided by the statute.
Any school district In the county,
provided 1t has or can get twenty or
more high school pupils, may estab-
lish a school of this character, and
the expense of such high school VIII
be supplied from the county high
school fund, at such an amount per
day per pupils "a the high school
board may deem advisable. Lane
county pays 20 cents per day per pu-
pil In districts where there are 20
or less than that number Of high
school pupils and Is cents where the
number exceeds 90.
At this rate 20 pupils would pay
for the services OF first class teach
er. SO Il can be seen that the high
school Is within the reach OF the
country as we'll as town districts. IL
should, also be remembered, that all
high schools in the county, under this
plan. are open and free to any pupil
in the county who has passed the
eighth grade. As most OF the towns
of the county have already provided
high schools II will be seen that the
country districts will be the chief
benehciarles by this plan. Country
districts which cannot provide schools
of this class will find doors OF any
high school lin the county open to
them without cost of tuition.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13

SMILES.
Oregon has gone wet again tho
right way.
Everybody is happy. The mayor
will take II again.
Again we say harmonious cooper
alton with the big concerns, includ-
ing the corporations, who spend
money here and employ labor, is the
way to build up this city.
The Journal believes II would not
be too late TO buy a site for a new
schoolhouse and star. building while
labor and materials are cheap.
After the horse is stolen lock the
barn door. The way TO have kept
that depot car service was to never
have let them take II away and tear
up their tracks. Even the best will
make mistakes.
oh, yes, II will be good thing
for the politicians who work the big
gratis to drag all the normal schools
into politics again. And the rest OF
the state institutions and colleges.
Paving contractors only got
caught by few blocks.
Vlsltores say our streets are the
finest in the valley.
Journal had to print two editions
yesterday. Same every day from
this time forward. Advertisers will
get into both editions II their copy
is In early.
When all the children are I'm from
proune picking won't city schools
hum7
Salem runs two normal schools
without state aid. But that is not
an argument,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13
HOW TO PREPARE
THIS SPLENDID
CATARRH RECIPE

Here f. a prescription which soud
be valued by all who are subject to
rheumatism, kidney and bladder
troubles and especially catarrh.
While the latter Is considered by
most sufferers an incurable disease,
there are few men or women who
will fail TO experience great relief
from the following simple home pre-
scription, and II taken In time II
should prevent an attack OF catarrh
during the entire season.
Any one can mix the following:
Fluid Extract Dandelion one-half
omnce, Compound Kargon one ounce,
Compound Syrup Sarsaprila three
ounces. Shake well In n bottle and
use In teaspoonful doses after each
meal and again az bedtime. Get
cist whom you know handles only
pure drugs.
This prescription acts directly up
on the eliminatiye tissues of the kid
neys 20 make them filter and strain
from the blood, the poisons that pro-
duce all forms of catarrhl affec-
tlons. Relief Is often felt even after
the first few doses and II Is seldomn
that the sufferer ever experiences n
return attack within the year.
This prescription makes n Fplen-
did remedy for all forms OF blood
disorders and such symptoms as
lame back, bladder weaknesses and
rheumatism pains are entirely dis
PEELED.
AS this valuable, though simple
recipe comes from thoroughly re-
liable source. Il should be needed
by every reader who suffers from
catarrh
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13

Catarrh is not only dangerous, but
lt causes bad breath, liberation,
death and decay of bones loss of
thinking and reasoning power, kills
ambition and energy, often causes
loss of appetite, indigestion, dys-
pepsia, raw throat and consumption
Il needs attention at once. Cure It
with Gauss Catarrh Cure. 1t is a
quick, radical, permanent cure, be-
cause II rids the system of the poi
sonous germs that causes catarrh.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13
Had N Close Call,

Mrs. Ada l.. Groom, the widely
known proprietor of the Groom hotel,
Vaughn, Miss., says: "For several
months / suffered with severe
cough. and consumption seemed TO
have It's grip on me, when a friend
recommended DR.. Kings New Dis
covery. ] began taking II, and three
bottles affected a complete cure.
The fame OF this life saving cough
and cold remedy, and lung and throat
healer Is world wide. Sold at j. c.
Perry's drug store. soc and s1.00.
Trial bottle free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13
SALEM CAR SERVICE
AIIrGtII IAID

SALEM CAR SERVICE
MUCH IMPROVED
A new schedule of the Portland
general electric lines in this city has
been prepared and is now In force.
Cars are now run oftener on all lines,
as follows:
Yew Park.
Yew Park, starting Ave minutes
after hour, every 10 minutes.
Fair Grounds and South Salem.
Sarting even hour, every is min
utes. All cars start at State and
Commercial streets.
State Street.
Starting Ave minutes after the
hour, every 90 minutes.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13
sllrhiIr CnIdnr MIlh snnn

When you see that kind OF a weather
made for rheumatism. ehilbla'ns.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13

Kemp's Balsam will stop any
cough that can be stopped by any
medicine and cure coughs that can,
not be cured by any other medicine
IL is always the best cough cure
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13
More Thnn Enough Is Too Much.

More Than Enough Is Too Much.
To maintain health, "a mature man
or woman needs just enough food 10
repair the waste and supply energy
and body heat The habitual con
sumption of more food than Is neces-
sary for these purposes is the prime
cause OF stomach troubles. rheuma-
tism and disorders of the kidneys. "
troubled with indigestion, revise
your diet, let reason and not appe-
tite control and take a few doses OF
Chamherlaln's stomach and Liver
Tablets and you will soon be all right
again. For sale at Dr. Stone drug
store
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13

ira. traced to the EidD.''. " !
but now l,r'' n,J..
science science proves s''iI' N
nearly. all di,,~,s, Y,
~ have their beTintrsri'' trr'
III the disorder ,-'a ,
these most impr.'
organs.
The kidneys sn,
and purify the bloT "
that igthe;, W
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13

Therefore, when your kidnsv,n0OiS. me- nOiS.
or out of order, YOU can undei.,s.slss ss,s V Z
quickly your entire BODY L sas-..l ,.-.I I
how every organ seems 10 fail t,'s ~ !. ! j
duty. F" 20
If you are sick or "feel badlv - h..|
taking the great kidney rer.d.
kiliner's Swamp-Root, because !,
as your kidneys are well thev viii y,
all the other organs to health n
Will convince anyone.
IT you are sick you can male .,
take by first doctoring your t;S.. "a
The mild aud the extraordinarv L an.
DR.. Kilmers Swamp-RoOt, ,bs s-,.'
kidney remedy, is soon realized 4
stands the highest for its wouderini,..1
Of the most distressing cases and 4 u
on it's merits by all err
druggists in fifty-cent msr>yafrc>
and one-dollar size =
bottles. You may sss n.,g3;|
have a sample bottle Hon.,,s.=
by mail free, also a pamphlet tsIiissrs
how to find out if you have kidu,s, kis 4
bladder trouble. Mention thi, ,,,'.|
when writing to DR.. Kilmer & Co Ss.|
'hamton, n. Y. Don't make anv u,is,,I.
but remember the name Swampp0S
cr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and th. n
iress, Binghamton, N. Y. .oneyerybus,|
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13
Free
Let We Core
Your Catarrd

Trial Package of My Combined
Treatment Mailed Free-NO More
K'hawlxing and Splitting or Foul
Sickening Breati-Send Your
Name Today.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13
Where RnIIets Elew

David Parker, OF Fyette. n. Y, a
veteran OF the civil war, who lost a
foot at Gettysburg, says: ''The good
Electric Bitters have done Is worth
more than $500 TO me. I spent much
money doetoring for a bad case of
stomach trouble, 10 little purnOse. I
then tried Electric Bitters, and they
cured me. I now take them as a
tonic, and they Keep me strong and
wsll," soc az J. c. Perry's drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13

DeWitt's CarbOl'zed Witch Hazel
Salve Is the best salve for piles. Be
sure YOU get DeWitt's Sold by all
druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13

No matter how good a man may
be we somehow find Il hard 10 for
give him for IT,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13

II there is any knocking to be
done let opportunity do II.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-10-13

II is Just as hard to encourage
some men as Il is to discourage
others.