The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-11-19

The country editor would apprSclasS 1t more if once in a while you would drep in to pay him something more substantial than your respects. cuse yaS1iRs that its FfSs the swestSer and not the company
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 Ned-Does he shine in the best so- Effed--sure-he's baldheaded. q will paint beauty" the artist. said. And was 1t sunset in gold and reds And all of the hues of the western Nay nay-he painted his sweetheart's
 eyes F From which they were married and
 pretty soon, z45 After the 6saHtIfnl m h0aeym9Snt T most handy In giving her checks an artistic glow.
 Miss Antique-what do you consider wonian'g proper sphere?
 MT. Grouch-A ball of yarn. urssS ststs in TlSs TossaRnS sT69Rs is on, the war path over there;
 Mary Garden, tHs famous .SaI1me safe. She could carry it around in her pocketbook, however. and hardly realize it was there. ,s
 MT. Roosevelt doesn't care who owns The outlook so long as he gets the ioooK-lP'
 "Thes, only evidence that the child Is an idiot is the perpetual smile that plays around the corners of It's mouth, ui;, ssxs ssrs F6s t6 bs ss%sra sn apsst saE stsf nsts
 No. Clara a man isn't green because his hat is.
 out his chest just as soon as he puts on new fancy vest?
 claude-You have too many strings MsudeEGo on. you are stringing me.
 Many a boy doesn't know which side his bread is buttered on who doesn't give a darn so long as it IS buttered. -.s "The fools are all not dead yet"
 We often hear folks say;
 And it tickles the undertaken
 For his living comes that way.
 The football player is not as bad as he is padded
 Its g good thing that children are round. otherwise, they might get the deiusion would come soon enough. f If you would have your husband pay you compliments ask him to pay less .extravagent bills.
 With the little feather called flat tery a fool can tickle sage. |.
 Some people say things to hurt the making a lot of money by doing it. ! with nothing paramount. save. the | ayowed Intention all the time of get ting even with some one .@ Be kind to tfe surgeon. remember your acquaintance, Y
 Up to the hour of going to press | the Alabama pumpkin pie has carried every county in the State by an over whelming majority.
 Fifty men have gene broke recently, came. out with no bones broke they ought to thank their lucky stars
 We'll say honest now. do tb@ sopls rule?
 Society is a wave, says an exchange. In New York 1t seems to be crime l wave. ---~s ] November. The golden rod mods her gooa-byeg - From the old rail zig gag Leneea The thrush has ceased to Warhie nagh- Ali choked is the song of the, Fttle
 That laughed upon its way -, l And where the sky was cobalt biYe, % Tis now an ashen grey
 The fields are shorn of the garSered
 The harvest song is OCT.
 The ouip ana jest of lass and swain l Are heard inside the door,: , The snowflakes now are drifting down 1 To wrap the world in white. 1 The cold moons frozen in the SKY Upon this winter night
 But indoors all is warm and bright | They're tuning up the f19nls; 1 The boys and girls with taughter hgnt l Will saehet down the( middle; They swing their partneFs to and fro, 1 Just see them how they prance, | What fascination as they go
 The old time country dance,
 We loved the summer while she stayed Her hammocks huns for speonangi We've loved the moorlight promsnade But now she's gone wle shall not grieve 1 with dancers tripping lightly, | November is the time for fun 1 With log fires buEninR brightlyt