The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-02-13

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Mrs. Justwed-Iiow do you like those
oFangesf Mrs. Justwed-I think the
dealer handed you lemon.
Penner-The critics roasted your
book. didn't they1 scriblet-Yes: but
not enough 10 insure It's success---Life-
We've lost our cook again" THAT'S
never happened 70 me-" rs that sof
How did you manage ltY Il married
her. Detroit Free Press.
Madam. beware OF a man with black
eyes" "Huh. be amt dangerous
That's my husband; gave him them
eyer last night"-Houston Post
He-How can / repay you for that
delightful Waltz She lwhose traia has
suffered -Oh, don't repay me. settle
with. my dressmaker.-All sloDer.
Daughter Father went OF IN a GOOD
humor this morning. Mother-Aiyl
THAT reminds me forgot 20 ask him
for any money Christian Advocate
Miss Rosy-George says he admires
me because am the picture OF health.
Miss Pale-Yes: the silly fellow was
always crazy Tor anything handpaint-
ed
lies a wonderful actor" Think
s0f" YES. Notice how passionateiy
be makes lore 20 the leading lady In
the last aefr' yep -well. she's bis
wife --cleveiand Leader.
@with 10000" said the man Of ex'
panslre ideas. \ could make a fortune
IN Wall street Yes" reJoinei the
plker. but whose fortune would you
maker Washington star.
-Yes; am going TO marry Mr. Bull
lion" why. he Is old enough 10 Be
your fatber." Il know be Il. but. I'M
fortunately. be doesn't seem 20 care for
mother. - Courier Journal.
-aiy daughter is going TO marry a
millionaire isn't that niee7 Who
Is be. and when Is the wedding 10 beT'
4 don't know yet She's Just Joined
the chorus. Detroit Free Press.
-whas - your idea Of classical mu-
SEP Well answered Miss cumrox.
-an ! understand II. classical plece 10
written hy some one whose name IL
very hard to pronounce. --washington
; star
) Husband - WHAT Another new
!. drrssf wife-weil. don't BE- 20 cross
bought Il with my own money! Hus-
band-Yonr own1 where did you get
Il fromi wlfe--I sold your FUR coat--
nocia.
..Yrs.- remarked Farmer corntoe~el.
my boy. josh. sets good deal o fun
not o. nutomoblilnx. -Bnf be doesn'i
own a machine "of course not He's
one O. the county conssablcz--wash'
lnxton star.
Law - not - harsh AZ Il used 20 be
FOR instance. IN the time Of Henry
VIII football was crime. whllc now
Il Is seldom regarded as anything more
han . more or lees fatal mlsdemeanor
Indianapolis News
ciara-of conree. ono Of the annoy
nr things about moving into new
,eixh,,orhood Il tho idle curiosity Of
om. ncsxhbors- Mabel - Thai
,or~n't bother me - much as the busy
arioa.,y % the others
Il suppose remarked the dear girl
shat YOU do not believe IN love At nrs'
.irhif- "oh. ycs. do rejolned Tho
"a bachelor. ~ men were gifted with
e,ond slrhf they would never fan N
\ ove. London opinion.
4 cahrlei--f have blown my trumpet
hrec times and nobody pays any AZ
. cnf,on TO Il. isrnci-Thai's strange
[. Isn't ~ People just make hast,
lump for the curbstone. and then looa
80 which way the auto went
1eveinnd Leader
Ayon never can tell" obscrved Uncle
| ,,ieu sparks. -what lasting results ma,
| - accomplished by an earnest wort
| nokcn at the right time. Many mat
| a. had the shape Of his nose changed
| Tor life hy calling another man ilar.'
| Chicago Tribune.
| Mr. Somebody's stolen on
Loo again. That's d. Mrs
| Galley chastity lnterruptingl --George
GEORGE Don't swear about " Mt
| ealley-wno's swearingi was JUS
going 10 say it's dsgSSue big relief
l philadelphia Press
4 Il suppose you 20 to the city at Ieas
4 once year" said the summer boarder
= - used tcw." replied the old farmer
~but amt been thar fer nigh ont
. three years meow. since we got rura
, free delivery I kin Sit buncccd jis, al
we'll BY mail. b'goehr-Chicaeo News
lot Of poor children were at
nfm. The farmer gave them som
milk to drink. the product OF a priD
- COW. "TIow do you like ltT' be asked
2 when they had finished. Gee. "
ouef- said one little fellow. who nd
, ded af,er thoughtful pause. Il wlsl
orr mllkman kept COW i"--Cardil
N. Times.
= ~Better send an inspector down &
~ .ce what's the matter with this man
az .-...s s.fd fho cashier IN the 90