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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
HIDDEN DANGERS.
Nature Gives Timely Warnings That No
lambertville Citizen Can Afford TO
Ignore.

DANGER SIGNAL NO. comes
from the kidney secretions. They will
warn you when the Kidneys are sick.
Well kidneys eXcrete a clear, amber
fluid. Sick kidneys send out thin,
pale and foamy, or thick, red, i'll
smelling urine, full of sediment and IT.
regular of passage.
DANGER SIGNAL NO. comes
from the back. Back pains, dull and
heavy, or sharp and acute, tell you Of
sick kidneys and warn you of the APP
proach of dropsy, diabetes and
Brights disease. Doan's Kidney Pills
cure sick kidneys and cure them per-
manently. Here's Lambertville proof:
q. A. Price, living at Il Delevan ST., Lam
bertville, N. j., says: Prior to using Doan's
Kidney Pills. my back caused me great deal
of suffering. was also caused much annoy
ance on account of the disordered condition
of my kidneys, the secretions at times pass
ing off so freely as to force me to arise many
times during the night. l procured Doan's
Kidney Pills at Geo. NJ Shamalia's drug
store, and am happy to state that since using
them my rest has not been disturbed and the
pains have left my back. feel better in ev-
cry way and give Doan's Kidney Pills the
credit"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's--and
take no other.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
the SOCIALIST LABOR LEADER.

Martin K. Preston, the Presidential
nominee OF the Sooialist-Labor party.
has been forced to accept the honor in
spite OF himself. Preston occupies a
cell IN the Nevada State prison. He
was convicted of murder and senten.
ced to seven years Imprisonment. He
couldn't obtain leave of absence to
stump the country and declined the
nomination. The executive committee
OF his party refused to accept his de.
clinatlon and he is still the candidate
OF the Socialist-Labor party. The ex.
eeutlve committee has issued the fol.
lowing call to arms:
To-day the compact battalion of
the Soeialist-Labor party with Preston
and Hanroe inscribed on its banner,
takes its stand, intrepid, on the field of
this years Presidential contest, cheered
by the bowls emitted by the manifold
foe. So much the better. Let them
howl. The louder the merrier.
with Taft's convention raped to
order by fatal thirteen stroke OF the
gavel, and Bryan's nomination made on
the fatal Friday, honors may seem easy
on that score to the apprehensiye
watcher OF omens. Yet if birdseye
view Is taken of the two omens, the CO.
incidence cannot be escaped or its sig
nhcance lost sight OF. Both the Re.
publican and Democratic party are
marked lchabod. The carbon crows
are towering over them"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
SYMPTOMS OF RABIES.
Signs by Which You May Know Whs,
Dog Is Really Mad.


Hydrophobia is so rare and terrifying
that Its symptoms and treatment ar,
little understood. AS matter Of fact
the commonly accepted expression Of
madness In dog is often misleading
The real mad dog does not shun wa
ter, as 1t is said. On the contrary
mad dogs often rush to the water and
drink 1t eagerly, II they are able te
swallow The mad dog does not frotl
at the mouth. 1t does not run amuck
swapping at everything In Its path
What, then, are the indications OF the
mad dog? To those familiar with o
given dog the surest symptom and the
one which should excite closest atten
ton Is distinct and unaccountabl,
change In the dogs disposition, a staid
dog becoming excitable and frisky
one dull That condition does not nee
essarily mean rabies, but 1t is sus
picious. and II in addition the dog ha.
trouble in swallowing, as though II
seemed to have bone In Its throat
beware. That dog should be instantly
tied up, because II 1t be rabies 1t takei
but day or two for feroclous In
stlncts to develop The unmistakable
evidence, however, of a dog with
rabies Is the sticky, whitish salivs
which covers the teeth and shows or
the drawn lips. The eyes glare and
are red; the dog has paroxysms Of run
ming fury, during which 1t barka
hoarsely, which alternate with periodi
Of temporary exhaustion. - CaspaI
Whitney in Outing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

Many men vote the Democratic
ticket because it is labeled Democratic
Their ancestors were Democrats and
that's why they are Democrats. In
the good old days of Jefferson and
Jackson the party stood for sound prn.
ciples OF government. To-day it stands
for Populism and Socialism, which
means Organism, but it is voted just
the same because il is called Democ.
ratio. Many men take their religion
and politics by inheritance, and never
think for themselves whether it be rieh,
OF wrong.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
Eataljtjes.

Yes" said the beauteous young
thing, when asked papa II l might
20 mountain climbing he took my head
of. But l had my own way, OF
course, and finally the crowd got start
ed. and you know they made me put
on lot Of wraps and things that sim
ply suffocated me. And about half
way up ! slipped and fell over elf
and broke my neck! Indeed. yes
And when they had lifted and pulled
me back on the trail l absolutely died
from pain. But before long was
able to go on to the top, but by the
time we We're almost there l collapsed
and sat down. for could never
breathe again. But they made me pull
myself together and In time we got
to the summit. and there 1t was sc
cold | froze to death. Oo-ooh. And ]
was glad, ! can tell you, when we
came down at last, and as soon as
they got me home l went to bed. dead
from exhaustion. "-Independent.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
REPUBLICAN NOMINATIONS

After all that has been said, and the
utterances OF protest heard from citi-
zens, the Sunday automobile tourists
still continue TO run their cars through
our streets at high speed, raising
clouds OF dust, creating discomfort and
menacing health. The dry weather
has caused the streets to become dusty
but these Sunday pleasure seekers do
not for 4 moment consider the COM
fort of the citizens of towns through
which they pass, and, running at high
speed, they leave trail of dust that
settles over the porch and enters the
windows and doors of our homes.
These conditions should not be allowed
to exist and the high speeders should
be given to understand that the citi-
Gems have rights which they must re-
speCt.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

Trenton Times: Zone OF the won
ders of New Jersey politics has been
why Hunterdon, with one experience
with Gebhardt should have reelected
him for another term" Yes but poll.
tics often remind one Of children and
the Fourth OF July. So frequently a
child has 10 be burned before it fully
realizes what it is doing We feel safe
in assuring the Times tina, Hunterdon's
lesson is learned, and we will not be
called upon TO apologize for its next
Senator. 1t is consoling to know, as
the Times states in reference to Geb-
hardt, Next year will see his hnish;'
but time flies straightforward Adj
vertiser
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
DO You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down what
ever food or medicine may be offered your
Or, do you want TO know something OF the
composition and character Of that which
you take into your stomach whether as
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
nowadays insist on knowing what they
employ whether as food or as medicine.
DIR. Pierce believes they have a perfect
right to Insist upon such knowledge. So he
publishes >hxoSdcast and on each bottle
wrapper. what lfs MEDICINES are made Of
and vexlfes IJdhder This he feels
be can we}l GiSord To do heca uAe the more
Die lngredients Of which his medicines
are made are stldied and UNDERSTOOD the
more VIII their superIor curative Virtues
be 5plIscla Isd.
For the cure Of woman's peculiar weak
nesses, Irregularities and arrangements,
giving rise to frequent headaches, back
ache, dragging-down pain or distress in
lower abdominal or pelvic region, accom-
panied, ofttimes, with debilitating
pelvic, catarrhal drain and kindred symp-
toms OF weakness, DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription IL most efficient remedy.
1t Is equally effective in curing painful
periods, in giving strength to nursing
mothers and in preparing the system OF
the expectant mother for baby's coming,
thus rendering childbirth safe and COM
paratively painless The "Favorite Pre-
scrlptlon Is most potent, Strengthening
tonic to the general system and to the
organs distinctly feminine in particular.
1t is also a soothing and inyigorating
nervine and cures nervous exhaustion,
nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysteria,
spasms, chorea or st. Nitus's dance, and
other distressing nervous symptoms at
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases OF the distinctly feminine organs.
A host OF medical authorities Of all the
several schools OF practice, recommend
each OF the several ingredients of which
rFavorite Prescription is made for the
cure OF the diseases for which it is claimed
to be cure You may read what they
say for yourself by sending Il postal card
request for free booklet of extracts
from the leading authorities, to DIR. L. v.
Pierce, lnvaiids' Hotel and Surgical In
stltnte, Buffalo. n. Y. and 1t will come ia
you by return post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

The Democrats have chosen the
Middle West as the fighting ground and
no doubt the State of Ohio and Indi-
ana will be the storm centre, but New
Jersey is our fighting ground. 1t is
the business of each to see that the
Bryan vote in this State is kept down
to the minimum. Bryan's election
would be National calamity, but no
State would suffer more from such a
disaster than New Jersey, and we can
avert it by rolling up big majority as
a notice that Organism is not wanted
by our people.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
BORED AND PLUGGED.
Tho Truthful Story Of q Ship StrueI
by Lightning.

w 1s0UtViVS.
I'm Duluth down on the docks some
days ago some fresh water Ancient
Mariners were talking Of adventures
on the raging MAN," began an old
steamship man. Captain H. said
one, 1T seems to me I've heard some
where that your vessel was once struck
by lightning while sailing. sailing over
the bounding mainT
Yep. twice. said Captain II. Hap
pened Off Point AUX Barques bout fif
teen years ago. We were Joggin long
when thunderstorm overlook us, and
the very first fash Of lightnin' struck
the deck amidships and bored hole
as big as my right leg right down
through the bottom OF the vessel
"'And she foundered. of courseT
No, sir. The water began rushin
In, and she would have foundered, but
there came Il second fash, and bolt
struck my foreto' gallant mast II
was cut Off near the top, turned bot
tom end up. and as 1t came down II
entered the hole and plugged it up as
tight as a drum. When we got down
to drydock we simply sawed off either
end and left the plug in the planks' -
Washington Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
PENNSYL wanna RAILROAD
Bulletin.
TOUR TO YELLOWSTONE PARK AND
THE CANADIAN ROCKIES.

In northwestern Wyoming in the heart of the Rocky
Mountains lies of natures richest reasureshe Yellow
National Park Set apart by Act of Congress for the
enjoyment of mankind it is Americas greatest show ground
To visit this Park to nature in variety of majestic
moods. Mammoth hot springs with multcolored terraces,
cliffs of glass; beautiful lakes mighty falls glorious canyons
and geysers of all descriptions found in this wonderful
region.
On August "a personally -conducted tour through the
Yellowstone Park to Portland and Seattle returning through
the magnificent Canadian Rocky Mountains will leave the
East by special train the Pennsylvania Railroad Five
and onehaf days will be spent in the Park day in Port
land day in Vancouver, day at Field B. c., one
day at Laggan Alba, day at Banf and stops will be
made at many other points of interest The will
period of twenty two days.
AS educational trip for either teacher scholar this
tour is especially attractive section of America
rich scenery and epee with the manifestations
of nature.
The rates which will all necessary expenses will
be $246 from New York. $243 20 from Philadelphia s24
from Washington and Baltimore $23OS from Pittsburgh
and proportionate from other points.
Preliminary leaflets may be obtained of Agents and
detailed itineraries will be ready for distribution shortly
Persons desiring avail themselves of this opportunity to
visit the Park of the Nation should make application for
Pullman space early, the party will be limited Make
application through local Ticket Agent or address Geo
Boyd, General Passenger Agent Broad Street Station
Philadelphia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
viii Remember Nj. Friends.

When Patrick McGinnngan became
member Of the Chicago police force
delegation Of his friends burst II
upon him while he WAS at dinner and
presented him with a handsome night
stick In honor Of his popularity and
their esteem. Completely bewildered
by this unexpected token. the new pc
liceman nevertheless struggled to his
feet and stammered his appreciation.
Friends. We have upset me wild VI
Kindness" he said, dourishing the
night stick. "Oill try an do me duty
wild this little shillalah and hope an
thrust thot ivry man her'll live T. fee
Its inflooince'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

New Jersey is getting rid of its mos
quitoes by the very simple expedient of
exiting them to New York This is
not received in friendly spirit, and
Congress will be asked next winter to
put prohibitive tariff between the
two states.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
Weak Women

To weak and ailina women. there Il at least one
way TO help. But With that way. two treatments
must be combined One is local one Is eonstitn-
Dr.. Shops Night Cure Is the Local.
DR.. Shops Restorative. the Constitutional.
mucous membrane suppostory remedy. while DR..
Shops Restorative 10 wholly an internal treat
ment. The Restorative reaches throughout the
entire system, seeking tho repair Of all nerve,
all tissue and all blood ailments.
The Night Cure as its name implies. does Its
work while you sleep. 1t soothes sore and inham-
ed mucous surfaces heals local weaknesses and
discharges. while the Restorative. eases nervous
excitement. gives renewed vigor and ambition,
builds up wasted tissues. bringing about fenewed
Observation-Disclosures or LQuid-asa general tonic
TO the SYSTEM For positive local help. use as well
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
The Alphabet.

The great Phoenician alphabet, the
parent OF every form Of European
writing and OF the scripts OF Persia
Arabia and India as well, owes but
little to Egypt 1t is true that In the
construction Of their alphabet the
Phoenicians made use of certain hier
attic characters found In their trade deal
ings with Egypt. but this fact In nc
way detracts from the glory OF the In
vention which belongs to the Yankee.
Of antiquity New York American.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
GA = To1IA.
Bear, III. ,Ihs Kind You Have Always BOugh

The Connecticut woman who mar
ried her farm hand rather than lose
him was wise in her generation, but
little late in arriving. Many man
has married his cook ON the same
principle and made good bargain out
of it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
9 a - II q r. a..
Bear, the >zlhe Kind You Have Mxays Bought
s's. Of &zZtAw

The best fishing story comes from
New Jersey: A fish swallowed a Ma
sonic charm set with diamonds last
September On Tuesday, July aIst,
he delivered himself up, charm and all
to the owner, profoundly conscious
that in his death he was restoring prop
erty and sentimental satisfaction to the
human race.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

Free silver will not be an issue in
the Presidential campaign, by order Of
William Jennings Bryan. He knows a
better vote-getter than that, so he or.
ders his Democratic National Conyen-
tion to insert an anti-injunction plank
In the platform. Tne Peerless One is
as cunning as an old fox. A discredit-
cd currency won't catch any votes,
while anti-injunction. worked by Presi-
dent Gompers, Of the Federation of
Labor, might help some in the mining
districts of the west.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

A Nebraska woman is suing her hf-
teenth husband for divorce on the
ground of cruelty. AS six of her
spouses are dead it may be that the
shoe is on the other foot. At any rate
she seems to deserve some punishment
and evidently has been getting it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

The "pure food" law is designed by the
Government to protect the public from injur-
ions ingredients in both foods and drugs.
1t is beneficial both to the public and the con-
scientious manufacturer. Ely's Cream Balm
successful remedy for cold in the head,
hay fever, nasal catarrh, etc, containing no
injurious drugs, meets fully the requirements
of the new law, and that fact is prominently
stated on every package. 1t contains none of
the injurious drugs which are required by the
law to be mentioned on the label. Hence You
can use it safely
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

Get my "Book No. 4 For Women.
1t will give weak women many valuable sug-
gestions of relief and, with strictly confiden-
tiAl medical advice is entirely free. Simply
write DR.. Shoop Racine, Wis, the book No. 4
tells about the Night Cure and how these
healing, antiseptic suppositories can be sue
cessfully applied to correct these weak
nesses Sold by 8. W. Cochran 4 Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

As long as we have an efficient Ma
tional Guard stretched across the con
tinent the problem of standing arm,
will not become serious one. The
regular army will have in case of ne,
eessity an auxiliary of formidable
strength.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

Piles are easily and quickly checked
with DR.. Shops Magic Ointment To prove
it will mail small trial box as convincing
test. Simply address DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis
l surely would not send it free unless | was
certain that DIR. Shoop's Magic Ointment
would stand the test Remember 1t is made
expressly and alone for swollen painful,
bleeding or itching piles, either external or
internal Large jar soc. Sold by $. W. Cochran
x Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

Heat prostrates the nerves. In the
summer one needs a tonic to off set the Gus.
tomary hot weather. Nerve and Strength de-
preston iou will feel better within 4S hours
after beginning to take DIR. Shops Restora-
tive. Its prompt action in restoring the weak
ened nerves is surprising. or course, you
won't get entirely strong in few days, but
each day you can actually feel the improve
ment. That tired, lfeless, spiritless feeling
will quickly depart when using the Restora-
tive DIR. Shops Restorative will sharpen
a failing appetite and it will strengthen the
weakened Kidneys and Heart by rebuilding
the worn out nerves that these organs depend
upon. Sold byS W. Cochran Il Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

When it comes right down to elec-
trical displays, we have had some Of
the finest possible in the past week,
and we have had enough. OF give us
some plain, coolish summer weather
without SO many excitements.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
Quebec needn't put on too many
airs about being 800 years old.
The Only Survivor

The Only Survivor
Of the Hayes Arctic Exposition, Mr. S.
]. Mccormick, now u. :. Deputy
Mineral Surveyor, Bliss Station, Idaho
says: "for years have suffered from
severe pains in the hip joint Ct the
back bone, depriving me Of all power.
The cause was stone in the Bladder
and Gravel in the Kidneys After
using DIR. David Kenredy's Fayorite
Remedy of Rondout, N Y, was
completely cured"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

Darius O'Mills, one OF the multi
millionaires of Wall street, thinks that
he will erect building a thousand feet
high, Just to show that the Eiffel Tow
er is not SO much.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

"Doan's Ointment cured me Of &C.
zema that had annoyed me long
time. The cure was permanent. lion.
S. w. Matthews, Commissioner Labor
Statistics, Augusta, Me.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
DR.. Shops
Night Cure
S. w. COCHRAN & CO.

Mr.. Gompers will find that the work
ingmen Of this country think for them
selves, they know which party TO look
to for good wages
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

Boys are often most annoying crea-
lures. They make lot Of trouble and
drive women almost to distraction, why
not try an orthodox spankingP
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate Of JOHN PETER SMITH Deceased.
Pursuant to the order of George +. Hanson
Surrogate of the Comfy of Hunterdon made
on the fourth day of June A. d. one thou
sand nine hundred.and eight, notice is here
by given to all persons having claims against
the estate of John Peter Smith late
of the County of Hunterdon, deceased,
to present the same under oath or affirmation.
to the subscriber, Executor, of said deceas-
ed. within nine months from the date of said
order; and any creditor neglecting to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim tunder oath.or
affirmationl, within the time so limited, will
be forever barred of his or her action there
for against the said Executor.
Dated June 4, A. ID. 1908.
CHARLES +. SMITH
EXECUTOR
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-.
The Real Osouspce.

Mrs. Premiere-You always get Q
new gown before you go away on 9
visit. don't you? Mrs. Seconde-No
l always go away on visit after
get new gown. - Woman's Home
Companion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

You may now telephone from here
to San Francisco if you have the price,
but it will prove an expensive luxury.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

They are using beer kegs up the
State to store water during drouth.
That seems an excellent purpose for
them. No doubt that the owners OF
the kegs are dissatisfied
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

W. J. Bryan will be officially notified
OF his nomination for President at Lin
coin, his home, ON August IL. John
Kern will be notified of his nomination
at indianapolis later.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

Samuel Gompers assures William !.
Bryan that the National Federation of
Labor will actively support the Demo
cratic ticket.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

William II. Taf,'s campaign for the
Presidency will be directed from the
tenth floor of the new Metropolitan
building tower, Manhattan.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

1t seems that the Frank Gould di-
vorce suit is still on and that once
more the family linen is to be washed
in public. Old Jay Gould had his
faults, but domestic infelieity was not
one of them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

The Teddy Bears are said to be
going out of fashion. Probably max
ing way for the Billy Goats.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-29

The effort of the police of New
York to abolish noise will be watched
with interest. What will be left there
when the noise is gomez