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New Ulm review., 1908-06-03

Cures dizzy spells, tired feelings, stom-
ach and liver troubles, keeps you well IN
summer That's what HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea will do. Try it and you
will always buy 1t. 50 cents, Tea or
Tablets. Pioneer Drug Co.
New Ulm review., 1908-06-03
Irresistible Attraction.

"What are you stopping for, John?
II we don't hurry we'll miss our
train!''
you can go on if you want to, Ma
ria. I'm going to see how they get
that balky horse started
New Ulm review., 1908-06-03

DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the.
famous little liver pills, are sold by
Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review., 1908-06-03
Midsummer Excursion TO Chcja6o

Account Republican Convention.
Round trip tickets will be on sale via
Chicago & Northwestern Ry. at rate
OF Sl3.35 from this station. Return
limit June 80. Ask agent for parti-
eplars. 2l-24
New Ulm review., 1908-06-03
T 90 Wide.

Kind Lady-My poor man, your coat
is full of rents. Here is needle and
thread.
Gritty George-No use, mum. Dem
rents are too big to be collected.
New Ulm review., 1908-06-03

No charge for sewing and laying
our carpets. j. II. FORSTER. lift
New Ulm review., 1908-06-03

Wall paper at Sc per double roll.
ll-tf !. Fl, FORSTER
New Ulm review., 1908-06-03

Against Gods wrath no castle is
thunder proof. Spanish Proverb.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-08-06
News From The Storm.
Especial to the A RGUs.)

Raleigh, Aug. IA special from
great damage was done to corn TIC
pea crops,and that all may be lost. Cot
ten planted in uplands are not badly
injured. New Bern is still without
IA al on the outside. Reports from Will
tuin.ton says that the weather is fair
AHA every thing is all right.
Communication With Newbern over
hs Norfolk and Southern, states that
the damtoes caused by w%ashouts are
partiauy restored. "A gasoline boat is
US Il 10 transfer passengers.
Ntuse river has risen p inches in
the past Il hours and Is still rising.
crops are under water a1id greatly
q IN aged.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-08-06


owner or other person operating a To-
comobile or automobile in the counties
of Guilford, Wake and Wayne, t. at
Zach to the front and on the rear OF
any such locomobile, automobile OF
other motor vehicle the number of eacf
machine in plain letters SO as to easily
oe read, with a metal plate attached
TO or suspended from said vehicle or
machine, and to register the number
81 said machine with the Clerk of the
Superior Court in a book kept for that
purpose by him with the name of the
owner set opposite such number.
SEC. 3. That all laws in conflict with
this act be and the same are hereby,
in so far only as they are in conflict
herewith, repealed.
SEC. 4. That this act shall be il.
force from and after it's ratification.
In the General Assembly read three
Zines, and ratified this the 9Th day OF
March, A. D., 1907.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-08-06
C. @. P. HEAD
QUARTERS OPENED.
Chairman Hitchcock Has Surround
ed Himself With a Clerical
Force That Is Almost
Entirely New to
the Work.
Especial to The ARGUS.)i

New York, August 1.-The tenth
ing, overlooking Madison Square, pre-
scented a scene OF activity today.
CIoseted behind the doors OF the inner
chambers men were engaged in AMI
mated conference, in the ante rooms
the clerks and attendants were suavely
granting or denying admission to Wis
itors, and where there were mes
sengers scurrying hither and thither.
The scene wal the headquarters OF
the Republican National Committee
business in connection with the presi-
Dental campaign. Many visitors call
cd today, but comparatively few were
given an audience. The headquarters
will not be in shape for real business
until next week, when Mr.. Hitchcock
and his assistants will take off their
coats and begin work in earnest.
From the headquarters in the Metro
politan building the Taft campaign
will be directed in its every detail.
OHISo6o oA0 - NJ WIN
scenes of activity in connection with
the Republican campaign, but the New
York headquarters will be the toun-
tain-head from which all important
orders will be issued and through
which all campaign contributions will
flow.
The National committee will work in
close harmony with the Congressional
committee, which is to have its head
Quarters in the s.. James d
The two headquarters have been con
nectsd by private wire and it is ex-
pected there will be frequent confer
ences between the mem bers of the two
committees. The relations between
the two in fact will be far more init
mate than was ever the case in any
previous campaign.
The headquarters of the National
committee are the same rs those occu-
pied as local headquarters in the last
two National campaigns. But the Wis
itors today found few Of the Old tamil
lar aces Chairman Hitchcock has
surrounded Aiinself with a clerical
force that Is almost entlrely new to the
work. COZ the most part the clerks
and attendants are young men whom
Mr.. Hitchcock terms CLUSTERS" The
sons and nephews of committeeman
and others with a "pull' are conspic-
uous by their absence. The commit
tee expects that it VIII have to gel
along with a leaner pockstbook thar
in previous years and As d consequence
meme but workers will be kept on the
payroll at headquarters.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-08-06
RETAIL LIQUOR JkUhM EkS
Receive a Knock Out Blow In De-
CiSion Of Judge Russell
III Georgia.
Especial to the ARGUs.)

0a'' - ge Rich
ard b. Russell today in tD> caoro.
Court of Appeals with the concurrence,
of the entire court, rem sred an ooi,
ion to the fleet hat tha soiicitat,o,
OF orders by mali u ,,,.. Sta,a t.,
whiskey or otheH intoxicating b We
ages IN the 50 he OF q orgIa, rs wet
aSl the o'" . by any individual
corporat'oD is "a violation of tie IaN
OF the > ne OF Get rgia and any pei
sea 80 iltg such solicitation is guilty
% y rIme against the State.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-08-06
Diamond Mines Close Down.
Especial to the AReUs.)

Kimberley, July 31.-The close c
the DO Beers diamond mine, wihic@
kle.se f3,~a t"der for an indefrt@
perio1, is attributed directly to tie
sIump in the diamond trade in Ameri-
ca. For more than a year the AmsFl-
can imports have been steadily de-
ereasing until they reached a figure
that seriously threatened the diamond
trade of the world.
The De Beers Company, faced by the
necessity of further de-
eided to shut down the De Beers mlne'
which is the largest of b group OF
mines ownsd by The famou syndi-
cate.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-08-06
NEWS FORECAST OF
THE COMING WEEK.
Washington, D. c., August J..

Washington, d. c., August J..
The coming week will see the Rep %
lican National can patgn headquarters
in New York running in full blast
Ju.iz~ TAFT plans to spend the week as
quietly rs circumstances will permit.
Mr.Bryan, at his home near Lincoln,
viii put the fin 'shlng touches to his
speech of acceptance.
Outside the sphere OF the National
cam .,aign the week holds III promise a
number of events OF interest and I'M
pnrtAnce in the world OF politics. Prl-
mary elections Will be held in several
States and in neari. all cases it will be
first trial OF Tie system OF direct
nominations.
statewide primaries will be held
Tuesday in Kansas and Missouri. L"
Kansas ontes involves the COVER; o
snip and OH. T SAFE otfict S and al
TIE question OF ii So cessur 70 Chestei
i. Long III the Unit Il States Senate.
In Missouri the IL crest centers ctiit II.
iu tn- hret-carne t!sht!"r the Dem
1frdl1t ltfl1llIdlttH ItE LoN Il } -
r pubIicans will he am. IT. tlcket NJ
the Iane OF l1trHert =. Hadiey, II
present attorney &c oral.
re Illinois primary, The first to i"t
II l,ln t!.at State, VIII lake place SA
urtly. Governor Deneen and eA
h,.<=4hor Yates are lighting II out tor
t,,v L. publican g~uher"atoria1 nomina
til, * -.-e on the Democratic side
thare ere i've contestants in the race.
Tle seat OF Senator Hopkins also is in
VOWED in The result of the primary.
Primaries for legislative and minor
Offices viii be held Tuesday in Oklaho-
ma and in Idaho the Democrats will
meet in convention at Wallace to name
q State ticket.
The trial of Mae c. Wood ,on a charge
IL forgery and perjury alleged to have
been committed in her suit for divorce
from United States Senator Thomas G..
Platt, is set down to begin in New
York Monday, but it probably will be
postponed until fall.
At the end of the week the American
battleship fleet Will reach Auckland,
New Zealand, thus completing another
stage OF the around-the-world journey.
Advices from New Zealand tell of
elaborate preparations there for the
entertainment of the officers and the
men of the feet
Lord Roberts, one of the distinguish
ed visitors to he Quebec celebration,
will N e visits during the week to
- -t Hamilton and other cities OF
Canada and these will be marked by
ella borate official welcomes.
Two great gatherings of the week,
NatIonal in aracter, will be the bIen-
niaI encampment OF the Knights OF
Pythias in Boston and the Nationa
COW. ntion of the knights OF Column
bus in St. Louis.
Events abroad will include the Pan
Am rI,sl Medical Congress in Guate-
mala City and an International free
trade congress in London.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-08-06
IODAY'S MARKET.

New York, Aug. l.-Stocks opened
higher.
HIGHE1
Reading -------- l
Cotton exchange opened quiet, witt
decline of 2 points. Market steady.
Chicago, aug. big strong activ
market in wheat this morning wit.
eommlssion houses and shorts active
bu. efs.
Opening, Sept. wheat 80, corn a
Oats II, Pork 1890.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1908-08-06
NOTICE.

All accounts due the late DIR. j. D.
Spicer will be found in the hands II
the undersigned, and immediate settle
ment is requested. All claims against
the estate of the deceased should be
presented to the undersigned on Or be-
fore the 9th day Of June 1909 or this
notice will be pleaded in bar of their
recovery. JOHN
at his medical office.
THOS. II. HOLM ES,
at Colds boro Grocery Co.
This June 20, 1908.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-11-18
W. II. NJ. SOCIETY.

Indictment weather Wednes-
day afternoon found only one
member at Mrs. HOlley's for
the missionary meeting, and
the meeting was postponed un-
til Friday afternoon. when nine
of the members wendell their
way there and with the pastor
had truly a spiritual meeting.
Our topic was our young people.
Several readings were given
bearing upon the subject by the
ditierentmembers. Rev. Sweck
er read am article on the Young
Mems Christian Association.
and gave "a short interesting
talk . new mcmbers were add
ed 20 our band and were hearth
ly welcomed
Mrs. j r.. Swecker and Mrs
s. p. Miller. treasurer. were ab-
sent Miss Holley took charge
of the money.
Dues collected were $4.05. on
assessment $500. Renewing
paper $3.50. Given needy $50.
30 garments given poor. Sew
eral needy fed. Sl4.OO given
locally for supplies.
by vote the LIST vice president
was asked 90 purchase = shades
for parsonage.
The December meeting will
toe held at Mrs. TOmpkins.
This lis our third anniversary
and we feel shat DC has been
good TO have been permitted 20
belong 90 this work and aid q
little in the great movement.
The Society arose. repeated
the motto and were dismissed
with the benediction by the
pastor
Mrs. w. ii. TONpKINs.
Supt. Press Work
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-11-18

xu1t- aeova euo~, lhc Ers.
OF the season. fell ia this seciioa
Friday night and Saturday.
The first issue of "The Appa-
lachian," new craft on the
sea Of Journalism, is before us.
Ii was launched on the 18th inst.
at Appalachia, sailing Repub-
lican flag, and is captained by
editor II. r. Brunette, a promis-
ing young lawyer, who las
made Appalachia his home for
some time. We wish the new
venture every success.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-11-18
N al 8 N0IIoIh@Me8tarn
Schedule IN Effect

LEAA E NOKrON-9fna m. Ior Lynch.
burg and Intermediate stations puu-
man sleeper Rucfcld fa Philadelphia
tia Harerstowl. and Pullman sleeper
LrlClhurr o. Richmond and Norfolk.
Also connections ai RucfeId with
trains Nesthunl Pullman sleeper,
CD Cincinnati and Columbus
LEAVE NoRr0N-225 p. m. Gr points
North and Easi
LEAVE BNl~roI-naIy. S.l5 o.. nm. Son
East Bedford Roanoke. Lynchhurr.
Petersburg Richmond and Norfolk
Pullman sleeper to Sew York via
hagcr,owl an4 Harrisburg Pullman
iaror car Roanoke t0 Norfolk
'.l' p. m. ior Norfolk. Pullman ~leepors
CD Norfolk
O.35.p Do. lm.ell Solid train with pun
man s.eepers Gao Washington. Baltimore.
Philadelphia and New York via Lynch
burg
100 p m. daily Cor au points between
BRISTOL and LyuchburE. Connects at
walton at 5.a3 p. m. with The St.
Louis Express for au points west and
northwest
liyou are thinking of taking "a uip YOU
want quotations. cheapest fare. reliable and
corFet, information, as Co routes train
schedules, Che most comfortable and Quick
esq way. Write and the information is
yours Tor the asking. with one of our COM
piete Nap Folders
W. b. BEvILL. q. u. A.
NJ F. BRAGG. n. PA.
Roanoke Va
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-11-18
A Healthy Family.

''Our whole family has enjoyed goOl
health since We began using DR.. King NC"
Bartlett, Of Rural Route !. GuafoTd, Name.
They cleanse and tone the system 10 3 So.
tel way that does YOU god. Pc a !, "
ke1ys drug sc0Te.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-11-18
APPALAcHIA DEPARTMENT

The Infant child Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Ernest Crizer II quite
sick.
Iolley Kahlcr is on the sick
list.
Rev. Simmons has removed
from this place to Inman, his
former home.
Mrs. II p. Whitehead has re-
turned from a brief visit at
Cocburn.
= T.. Wells, who has been in
Louisville for some weeks, for
treatment, has returned much
improved
Mrs. -. NJ. Collier has re-
turned from a visit 90 Mendoza.
Mr.. and Mrs. J p. Adams, of
DoOley. spent part of last week
at Inman, 90 which place they
went TO attend the Pam ell
Hayes wedding.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. G. Fuller and
baby spent part of last week in
Louisville, where they went 10
have the child treated.
Dr. p. Smyth, who has
been confined Co his home for
some time with Ia grippe, con-
unues quite III.
Ed Guntner, of Chicago, spent
portion of last week with his
brother, John w, the popular
agent at the union depot at
this place.
Mrs. Morrison, az Intermont,
has been on the sick list for
several days.
Mrs w. III. Tompkins and
son. Willard. were in Gate City
one day last week visiting Rev
and Mrs j. L. Cash.
Mrs Judge Gilly. of Stonega.
was IN town Friday. visiting
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. II. b.
Thompson.
Burrcll Smith has moved into
the s. a Collier building. occu-
pying the rooms of Mr.. and
Mrs IT, r. Burnett. the latter
having secured "a residence In
Blondell Addition.
Attorney Il. =. Burnett was
a business visitor az IrOndale
and Big Stone Gap on last sat
urday
The Powell Restaurant.
well appointed hosiery. operat-
ed on the European plan. was
opened go the public on last
Saturday by w h. Lee. the
proprietor. who has had a large
and successful career as hostile
ryman The restaurant is To-
Gated opposite from the depot
Ina Blondell Addition.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-11-18
PANNELL-HA

A quiet ceremony was per
formed at Inman on Monday of
last week, uniting in the
Holy bonds of wedlock Mr..
L. 9. Hayes and Miss Edith
Pannell, by Rev. John J. LLOYD,
of Big Stone Gap. After the
ceremony a feast Of salads.
cakes and ices was served at
the home of the brides parents.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-11-18
HONOR ROLL
OF The Appsiaohla High School For the
Month Of October.

Section Presley Melvin.
Section II.-Johnuy Baker.
Charlie Carter, Percy Dicken-
son, Ernest Russell, Hattie
kaufman, Orpha Kilgore.
SECOND GRADE.
Section I.-Festus Isom. FL
leila Williams. Worthy Men
ton Irvine Cornett, John Nor
rison, Rosa Moore.
Section I.-Celia Caudil,
Estella Wells.
THIRD GRADE.
Section. I.-Johnie Cress
James Cress, George Coleman,
Charlie COrdill, Isaac Frost,
Thomas Siphers, Kyle Whited
May Dickinson, Laura Kill
hourn, Clara Moss, Mamie Oil
yer, Maud Pippin.
Section Il.-Edward BlOndell,
Bert Carter, Howard Cress
George Cornett, Dame Oliver,
Deran Braymer, Robert Strong,
Chester Stone, Palmer Stone,
Ishmael Tate, Nirgie Baker.
Lula Freeman, Willie Jenkins,
FOURTH GRADE.
Section IN Parsons.
Worthy Mention-Willie Cor
nett, Elizabeth Riddle, Oma
KilbOurn, Efie Hurley, Stella
Robinette, Harold Whitehead,
Carlisle Pippin, Lille Wells.
Section ll.-ROsa Rogers,
Nora Hatcher, Charlie Polly.
Worthy MentiOn-A IN d a
Reed. James Templeton, Isaac
Pippin.
FIFTH GRADE.
Section I.-Bennie Smith.
Beatrice Hodges, Dona Riddelle,
Pearl Stone, Greed Polly, Mary
Cress.
Section III. Ruth Whitehead,
Vina Cress, Roda Cress, Henry
Siphers, Cordie Everidge. Wor-
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-11-18

Frank j. Cheney makes oath chat he
senior partner of the firm of =. j. Clenrl O.
Co., doing business i'm the city oi lcica.,
County and State aforesaid, and tlal ,t..
hrm viii pay the sum ofONE hi Nph-A
DOLLARS for each and every case n' ga
larrh that cannot be cured by the use %.
Halls Catauh Cure.
FRANK J. CHbNLl
Sworn to before me and subscribed 10 ny
presence, this 9th day day Of December a.
ID. 1856.
Seal.) A. W. GLEASON.
NOTARY Pubic
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood aud musco''
surfaces of the system. Send for tes-
MOnialS free.
i. y. CHENEY - CO, Tc.o-1O-
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Fake Halls Family Pulls TOR cOustp si.'i-
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-11-18

STONY CREEK BRANCH Mixed na.
ly, except sunday.
Leave Bristol, (Scranton So. 9tltnal .-'
a. m.. arrive Buiadeen ll10 %. m. Return.
ing; leave BulAdeen 1850 "a. m., and a.'.'
Bristol 3;45 p. M.
Trains NO. and carry Pullman draw
ing roam Buffet sleeping ears between l.r-
toll and Louisville. Ky, without change.
For other information call CA any i-,-
or address.
ROB'T IMBODEN T. p. BE-
". +. ALLEN, G. p. A.
Bristol Tenn-Na.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-23

WANTED-Place to do general
housework by white middle agde wo.
man. AS Thirtyfcurth street.
WANFED-Two unfurnished rooms
for light housekeeping, down town.
Address p. this office.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-23
PUBLIC SALE OF BANKRUPT
STOCK, CAIRO, ILLINOIS.
APRIL ~, 1908, AT 10 A. M.

BY order CT and subject to conflr
nation by the u. S. District Court for
the Eastern District of Illinois. / will
sell at Public Auction TO the highest
and best bid6cr. on appraised value
for cash, Ia bulk or lots, a new. well
selected and we'll located stock of
merchandise known as the c. r.
Rubenstein \ Company stock coh
sistins of Mems Clothing Furnishi5a
Goods, Hats, Caps, Hosiery. Neck.
wear, Shirts, Leather Goods, and Fix.
lures, being all the stock located in
tie Opera Hous, Block, 606.G0S Com.
mercial Avenue, in Cairo, Illinois, said
property being Of the appraised value
Of $1,000 and worth SIS, 900, at whole
sale, consisting chiefly of staple sea.
5nhable clothing and furnishing goods,
oCated In the best storeroom IN
Cairo. WALTER C. LINDLEY.
Receiver
Danville, Illinois, April 16, 1908.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-23
DanvilIe, Illinois, April Is. 1908.
PUBL &c SALE OF NkFBlr
STOCK, CAIRO, LIMOS
APRIL q, 1908, AT 10 A. M

BY order of and subject t. conflr
nation by the U. s. District Court for
the Essterr District of Illinois. will
sell ar Futile Auction to the highest
and best bidder, on appraised value,
for cash, IL bulk or lots, new. well
selected end well located stock of
merchandise known as the Samuel
Gould stocf, consisting of Ladies' and
Coildrcn's Suits Furnishing Goods.
Skirts, Waists, Underwear Cars
Coats, Jackets Hosiery, Miscellan.
cons Dry Goode and Ladies' Clothing
in general and fixtures, being the en-.
tire stock located at 10 Commercial
Avenue, in Cairo, formerly conducted
by Samuel Gould, being of the an
praised valua CT s9.31l.2o, and worth
at wholesale $4,000, consisting chief
Iy of staple. seasorable Ladies' and
Misses Suits Skirts, Waists and
Jackets, ard other Ready-to- Wear
ladies' garments
WALTER G. LINDLEY,
Receiver |
Illinois, April 16, 1908.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-23
Stocks - Bonds y Cereals
STOCKS WERE DULL
Market Reflected no Interest Beyond
Narrow Professional Limit Held
For Some Time.

New York April 21,-The most
prominent influence on the market to
day was the Pennsylvania m0nd is
sue. Although an official announce
ment of the details of the issue was
not made until late in the day
enough was known of the transaction
10 stamp 1t as of first rate Importance
IN its bearing on the financial sit.
uatlon, present and prospective.
The sale of long term railroad bond
ISSUE to a syndicate of bankers was
regarded as highly significant of the
definite passing of an era of impaired
or suspended credit for railroad cor
poratons which made severe Difficult
ties for them in the carrying on of
important activities in improving and
extended their capacities.
Much deceptive speculation was in.
dulged in over the supposed new era
OF cheap capital which was dawning
Tor the country without due percep.
ton OF the large part played by pro
longed business stagnation In the pil.
ing up of idle funds in bank reserves
and keeping timid capital out of EN- |
ployment The days market was dull |
and reflected no expansion of interest |
beyond narrow professional limits in
which it has been held for some time
United States Steel and Union Pacific
we're effective leaders IN sustaining
'lices, supplemented effectively by an
dyance in Reading.
The strength of United States Steel II
vas based largely on the personality
| the buyers and of the inference of |;
helf influential connections in the
teel industry which were drawn. 4
mon Pacific was helped by some ru IC
lors, one of which was that arrange
tents had already been made for the
facing OF a large portion of the in.
ended bond issue abroad These ru- c
lors were without any notification n
oney on call was slightly firmer, in
lenced by large engagements of gold Y
n export, which reached 81. 500 000 {
II tomorrow's French steamer. {
Union Pacific sold on a parity with
lie previous high prices for the year.
I'D United States Steel within a frac
on of that level.
Those two stocks were alone in that q
The influence of the Penn. n
lvania bond issue on trading was
en- in profit taking by traders after
e late announcement
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-23
GOT WHAT HE WANTED.
The Learned Professor Desired to
Study Infected Meats.

He was distingu ished professor
OF bacteriology, and tor the further
ance of his scientific researches de-
sired to study infected meats His
wife having none of the required
commodity in her larder, however,
the professor strolled over to the
butchers shop and asked the pro-
prietor for some measly pork.
Excuse me. sir" answered the
indignant man, but all our meats
are fresh,"
Quite SO, quite so. said the
professor. But couldn't you In
some way or other procure me a lit.
tle?"
The butcher promised. And the
professor. contented, returned to his
abode. But after a lapse of two or
three days he again visited the
butchers.
Il came to ask" said the learned
gentleman, whether you have yet
secured for me that measly pork
ordered here the other day."
Why, SIR" exclaimed the butcher.
didn't you get it? l had it sent
up last night for your dinner"