The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-11
Mongst Pleasant Persons
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WHAT TO SAY TO-DAY.
Table Talk for Bromiaes During
 Three Meals.
Q. 6. PARTRIDGE.

Table Talk for Bromiaes During the
 Three Meals.
 ,,I5r I5rssknasS-She says she isn't Mrs. thing. They thought she was acceler- ated when her house was burned. cant understand how anybody can be G ddnt lGha srssk Os hope es sunday we can beat Birmingham any day in the week. It's weak day when we can't. Haw. haw. haw. How do you think of those funny things7
 Luncheon.--The woman must be crazy. wonder if she was really burned. They say she had married wonder how spang thinks up ali those funny cartoons Jerome must feel funny to be on trial himself It seems to me they could find that City Clerk ing company feels cheap? Say. what greatest sTe sA'si aosspaaHs aaa1s WyS%ins ever l.' 'pinner,-I think I'll drop by the all right. II you haven't very strict tnsl notioas sst or run Three nsy nsssr one night. I wtsh old Bryan could drop in- to one of these Johnson meetings ne would make them look ,,a ike go cents thss look cheap after he had gotten off that crown of gold address? Gettin' to be dandy baseball weather They say storm tor just because he can't get any clothes to wear. Have they kept him in a straight jacket all this time! They say Johnson is a Denmark man. St seems it was mistake aoout ms | secretary.
 On Eagerness and Eggs. "The juvenile mentality IS indeed an Interesting study" The Placid Person remarked to The Person Who Produces Preponderously in Proportion to Ills | Perpindicularity who was treatlns the Placid Person to what he called the he had struck yet"
 T must say--you know I am fond father several times, and an aggravat- ed one many times.,that the e- suven.se ncnase ion for reflection than the 1uvenIs mentality The Person Who Protrudes Prepondouserly in Proportion to Ills rerpsndGTlarty asn sssys Sratfy tSsro is anything in the world of its size and weight that can be as unfaillng source of good, hard. wondering, wan dering, pHssled thought as m,.Is a cni'a
 "The anecdote am going to relate to you, The Placid Person interrupted | with the inexorable but not unamlapie imperturbabiiity of Huinpty Dumpty, umbrage lis happily enough, one that will appeal to each of us. When have completed 1t, l shall be pleased. if you happen to be stiil of mind to tell me his or her digestive and assimilative apparatus) to hear you through. My anecdote has reference to both the di- gestion-or indlgestioi'. if you prefer and the mentality.
 The Placid Person had by now ended his eating of the Sundae and, that he might be assured of an auditor order- ed another for the Person Who. Pro- | alx aFa His perpendicularity, who declared he wanted no more, but appealed to the Purveying Person to put plenty Of nuts on her-you didn't get half enough
 "The anecdote," The Placid Person said. discreetly winking his minds eye, "is about two little boys, one of them
 Hitler and Sne G1 thsm 9ter eFss Eser naR weH @ stomach of each. was replete with Easter-eggs parti-eolored. which is not not for a party. Both of them had learned just the psychological moment of the Easter-egs. which is to say. the precise mant of external beauty from the gustatory pleasure of internal or gas tric satisfaction.
 childhood certify you of my meanfngT The Placid Person queried as his com panion paused pufhingiy. Don't you | f6IneEnD6I now II SOu A0h eggs remain uneaten too long, the dyes struck in and your mommer wouldn't let you eat them. Well, these children knew all about that. But the younger of the two was precipitate. So when his brother. after what the primer; books call A Day in the Woods brought home a beautifully hued and specked egg and gave it to little brother, little brother harked back to . the Eastertide. His puertlely penetra- tive ratiocination impelled him to eat He thrust the egg into his mouth after exclaiming that it was such cute one "The dyes had not struck in, but the cute little egg had a nearly ripe bird ling in It."
 The Placid Person paused. The Per, son Who Protrudes Preponderously Tn Proportion to His Perpendiculartty
 turned and gazed at him with plethoric stolidity, as who should say The "The stomach pump is a great inven- tion." The Placid Person replied to the unspoken question. If you have eaten as much as you choose. let us depart from this iniquitous place.
 I'm afraid I don't see much men tality in the story" his companion re- marked as they moved away.
 "A great many feel that way about it." The Placid Person answered.