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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
People Who Object to
Liquid Medicines Can
Now Secure Peruna
Tablets.

lands until the all the world supplied
able household remedy.
WE CLAIM PERUNA TO BE CATARRH REMEDY
it. If it helps behone acknowledge
want will publish exactly furnish it
We will add words take words wish will
publish portrait connection with it We will without your
written request without your entire
people
locations At that what the unsolicited
testimonials Peruna will thousand in spite of fabricated
ISLANDERS to the contrary
WE GUARANTEE EVERY BOTTLE PERUNA TO CONTAIN THE
INGREDIENTS PRINTED on THE LABEL
We that testimonial absolutely
exact language of the tesifer
guarantee that every photograph published photograph
whose bears that of testimonial author
lied by the hand that signed it.
We determined to beat opponents by being r than they
by dealing than they dare We determined ehood
with truth, duplicy with eandor rny with sincerity.
know that the Pua viii appreciate stand We believe
Peruna will applaud We expect
obliged finally that
honest useful remedy but GREATEST HOUSEHOLD NEDI
CINES ON THE CONTINENT
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
PERUNA EDITORIAL NO. /.

Dr. Hartman offering
ca product 1t ethical compound up
profession No sanng Of medical ethics
PRINCIPAL ACTIVE INGREDIENTS prominently incorporated
label on tao bottle that the
have true Justification.
Perun Affairs in the future
sell our product TO TIE PEOPLE
If would only doctors only
then the medical fraternity would be obliged recognize Puna being
entirely within their approval
BUT WE SHALL NOT DO THIS
We shall continue offer perus to the people We shall continue
the people claims
continue the with teaching
medicine teaching them avoid teaching
OF benefit to the hos We shall continue whether
profession like it or
We from this time public
Notwithstanding that imaos
something which they consider going
draw aside the allow
OF WHAT PERUNA Is COMPOSED.
This ought to disarm all criticism however
m will continue On other of the
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
"Ppe Had Experience :,

WITH HOODS eArsAp4rilla, and am con
vfncsd II Il great medicine. - this il tiss
substance Of 20 S6B letters BY actual count.
received in two years. They tell Of cures
ofail blood diseases. loss Of appetite, rheums~
tism. sfter-Sever weakness. that tired feeling.
nervous weakness. dyspepsia, cstarrh.
No EquaI-"I can say from experience
that Hood's SArsAparifia is without IN equal
EneA 4. BcwNAN. II Beacon St.. Lowell. Mass
Ec1Ss1fE-"I had eczema and tried ever
thing heard Of. bet nothing helped me INIT!
took Hoods SsrsapArilia- Thanks 70 this
medicine. am roW we'll Gzox0E YAxAL~
sTTrK. South Bethlehem, N. z.
Muscular R1euunatisn Ny father
bad muscular rbeum.tism. Was confined to
his bed. he tock two bottles Of Hoods Gar
saparilla and vas entirely cured BKRTHA
L. PERRGH. Box fazS, Springfield, Mass.
Hoods SarsapsrfIIa Is sold everywhere
In the usual liquid, or In tablet form called
Sareafabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre-
pered only BY C. 1. Hood Co, Lowell, Mass.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
BORAx IN THE DAIRY
A Matter Of Profitable Interest
to the Farmer and Dairyssaa


The problem Of keeping sweet all the
atensils used in connection with milk
and cream selling, and butt making,
has been serious one with the farmer.
! He has come to realize fully that the
slightest faint or hint OF staleness left In
can, tin or churn may ruin whole
output; that the faint which is left il in
the form OF bacteria which grow and
multiply in milk or butter, producing
DISASTROUS results.
The farmer has learned that hot water
won't rinse away the greasy residue in
Hairy utensils.
He has learned that soap leaves a
residue of its own which is, if anything,
worse than the milk or cream residue,
and it is little wonder that there has been
constant clamor Tor a dairy cleanser
and sweetener that will meet modern
requirements.
few OF the largest creamery ests blish
ments have called experts into consul
tation on this problem and have with
this scientific aid hit upon product of
Of nature which exactly fills the bill
borax.
Scientists have long known borax a.
a cleanser, a sweetener and an ant;septic
destroyer Of bacteria and germ growths.
Destroys all that is harmful and pro-
notes and preseI yes freshness. sweet
ness and purity, relieving the dairyman
and dairy housewife OF drudgery and OF
needless work and worry.
It's cheapness and value should give il
6rst place in the necessities of every
dairy.
The cows udder is kept in a clean,
healthy and smooth condition by wash
ing it with borax and water, a table
spoonful of borax to two quarts of water.
This prevents roughness and soreness
or cracked teats, which make milking
time dread to the COW and worry te
the mixer.
he modern cleanser Of all dairy uisrr
sils consists of-one tablespoonful of Dor
AK to every quart of water needed. Re
tablespoonful equals foul
Be sure that you get pure borax. To
be sure, you must get '20 Mule Team
BoraI."
All dealers A dainty book in colors,
al ed 'Jingse Book" sent free to an,
Mother sending name end address of her
'aby, and tops from two pound carton.
If go Mule Team Package Bocax, witt !,
&c in stamps.
Address Pacific Coast Bora1 Co., Oak. !
and. Cal.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

The whiteness and beauty Of the
teeth Of the African negroes are gem
orally ascribed TO the food which they
eat and to favorable climatic condi-
tons, but these ignorant natives take
special care Of the teeth and are IA
miliar with many remedies for the
treatment OF dental eases.-Mun-
ehenel hIdlzlllIAo Esehenschrift-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
How'sT This?

We Offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
.ase OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure
FL CHENEY CO., Toledo, o
We, the undersigned. have known P. J.
perfectly honorable in ali business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obiigA-
non made BY his FIRM
WALDISG. KISNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o
Halls Cstarrah Cure IA 4ken Internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faees Of the system Testimonials sent free
Price IS cents per bottle. Sold By all Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for Constipation
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
At Jamestown.

A newly married couple was taking
in the Jamestown Exposition
There's our biggest man-of-war
dear" said the husband, pointing to
one of the vessels In the harbor.
Just then little tug was seen puff
ing around the big ship.
And is the little one a tug-of-war.
Tom?" asked the wife.-Success Maya.
ziua
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

The church was packed, even the
aisles lined with chairs. Just before
the benediction the thoughtful
clergyman. who loved order az he
did the Gospel, TINS sdmonisbed his
hearers: in passing out, please re-
main seated until the ushers havf
removed the chairs from the aisleA"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
Girls to Be Pftied.

| know of many well-to-do middle
class families where the daughters,
having received the education Of ca
nary birds, are launched on a sea OF
gayety with cargo OF pretty smiles
and froeks to captiyats husbands
London Madame
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

Unc3e Ho-ea did not feed able to con
tribute more than 70 cents to the nissica-
airy cause, and was not particularly en-
thusiastic about giving even that
You ought to give as the Lord has
prospered you, said Deacon Ironside-
Il don't think the Lord'H ever accYse
me Of beip' unEratefuLy answered Uucle
Hoss& six q nJ boys i pxeachrp.-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

DO you think it is as easy to make
4 fortune as it used to be-" asked the
ambitious youth.
Easier" answered Senator Sor-
ghum. @The problem ls to do II In
such way that your friends win CON
tinue to speak to you-"-Washlngton
Star
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

Wareham Long-How near did 70 even
come to bein' rich7
Tuhold Knutt-Well, WIZ next thing
TO Z millionaire wunst. Ne an ole Nun
toburn happened to go on a foot the same
night, an they put Us in adjoinin' cells
at the p'lice station"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

First Magnate-Why do you always 20
eas on this hne7 It's not nearly ~
short and direct n some Of the others.
Second Magnate-I know it, but in
trying TO get passes have always found
this to be the line Of least resistancs-
Chicago Tribune.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

We'll" said the statistical boardsF.
leaning back In bis chair, -ws have At
this meal the representatives Of tNo
widely separated senerstfons-s
How Is thatT asked the inquisi-
i've boarder.
'The hen we have been trying to eat
was IN all probability the great-grand-
mother OF this ofhelet- &C Chicago
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
"Mef I'm not supersdtious. Fri
: But all the worst things happen on
The Holy Fly.

Helen was watching some flies ON
the window pane, when she called TO
her mother: Mamma, come and see
II this is the bosom fly -
The bosom fly, childI What kind
Of fly is that?"
"Oh, the one they sung about In
church last Sunday-'Let me to thy
bosom fiy.' The Circle.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
Probable.

~ sometimes think said Dudley,
"that it would be Interesting to trace
the origin of some of the common
phrases of the day For instance, 1
wonder who originated the expression,
1t never rains but 1t pours
"very likely" suggested Kidder, at
was Noah"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
Shifting the Rurden.

"When l started In business" said
Mr.. Dustin Stax. refectively, 81 re-
solved never to tell an untruth."
"And you kept your word"
"Yes. Whenever had any delicate
business of that sort on hand 1 hired
an expert WASHINGTON Star.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

What do l get for this stuntT' ask
ed the vain. but execrable, amateur
IF / were police magistrate" an
swered the manager, you would get
80 days; but, as I am not, you'll simply
get out"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

Mamma-"Your overcoat will neyef
nt you this winter
Bobby know It won't mamma
but my skates viii; 50 don't let's
worry.r-Puck
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

u see that Friday comes on the 18th
this week Doesn't it make you feel
creepy?"
Me? I'm not supersdtious. Fri
day is not the only day on which un-
lucky things happen"
- But all the worst things happen on
Friday"
No, they don't. was married on
Tuesday. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
Il Cures Viii. Va. WILL

Aliens Foot Ease. is certain cure for hot,
iWeatlng, eallus, and swollen aching feet Sold
oy all druggists Price Csc. Don't accept auv
mestituts- Trial package FREE Address
tLen $. Olmsted, lie Roy, Ny.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
PILES CURED IN s 1914 DAYS.


Ease ofItehing, Blind. bleeding or Protruding
lies IN TO IA days or money refunded soc.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

Marion-I showed papa those verses
Sou wrote me, and he seemed pleased.
Harry--He did?
Marion-Yes. He said he was glad
to see you were not poet.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

r-FN st. vSsue Dnncs sd IN NERVES. DoaAs1
f,lS permAnsatiy cured BY DIR. KIinSs Grsn1
Nerve hesroref- 6erd fog FREE f7triAl bcttss end
srsAtise DR.. Il n RH-1a, Id. IA Arch X. RhnAskS
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
Epttaph.

Traveller, pause and drop tear
For Timothy Squiggs, who once dweii
here
He vanished from our mortal sight
When he thawed 4 can of Dynamite
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

No hers Win find Mrs. winslow's Soothing
Syrup the b-st remedy to use for thsir childrel
during the Tee thing period
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

Il admire that parrot Of yours ~
marked the visitor, rising to take his de-
parture. ITS the most sensible bird Yvs
seen for long time
Why. he hasn't uttered single word
since you came in, " said the owner Of the
parrot
Il know 4 That's why admire
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

success Of Peruna VIII continue to ind
fault. But we are determined to give
such people no just complaint.
PERUNA Is A GREAT MEDICINE.
1t has become a household word il
millions of homes. Our faith in the
remedy is stronger than ever. Every
year we expect to establish new plants
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

when l 90 into politics, am go
ing to hire out my brains to the best
paying side"
But when people hire brains they
want furnished thoughts; not empty
fats. Baltimore American
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

Coddle-Ay dear. II were more like
Mr.. Simpson, l should have married
woman more like Mrs. Simpson--St.
Louis Post-DiSpatch
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

cles,u
ard no
blood '
cures 7
of both
just WI
- -
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02
s. S. S.
PURELY VEGETABLE

matisn. 1t contains no potash, alkali
made entirely Of purifying, healing exit
barks. If you are suffering from Rheu
trying to rub a blood disease away, but
US about your case and our physicians
advice desired free ofcharge ard will send
ru= SWIFT sd
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

The production of alcohol in Franco
during he season Of I9G5IyO8 is esrt-
mated 1t So.292.9i7 saiIonA OF this
great quantity 81 ger cent was inatsS
trial alcohol
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

The Turning of the Worm.
Mollie-I wish you were more Ike
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-02

Ouly One ''BHOAsO QUHtAVk-
That is LAXATIVE BROAO QUTNTNK Lsek
for she signature OF T. w. GROVE Used IL
World over to Cure . Cold IN One Day. ~
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-01-31
farmers EDUCATIONAL
AND
COOPERATIVE union
--0F AMERICA
BE A MAN.

Under this head. the National Co.
Operator closes an article with these
wise words:
The country merchant does not
sleep on flowery beds of ease, nor
have thOrnless paths to pursue. He
has his living to make, and always a
good part Of the capital he has invested
is his credit, and his credit he must
keep good or quit business, and when
debts are due him he must collect
that he may pay what he owes. The
statistics show that 81 per cent OF the
merchants who sell their goods on a
credit, no matter how they safeguard
themselves, fail and become bankrupt.
Just think of these figures. Out OF
every 100 merchants who sell on
credit, ninety-seyen Of them break.
Can you blame the merchant, then, for
seeking every protection he can? The
Golden Rule is the motto OF our
order, the very life and soul Of the
Farmers Union, so let's live up to it,
in. thought and words, as we'll as in
deed.
What each one of us needs to do is
to raise our living at home so that we
will not have to buy at all save the
few things we cannot raise. II we
will do that, not one of us will re
forced into the bumper ranks; not
one of us will have to put ourselves
under obligations to other people, and
fret our heart into repininS because
of these obligations.
See to it this year, friends, that ysu
put a sufficient portion or your lands
into forage crops for your livestock
and foodstuffs for your family to last
until another crop comes on. You can
Dc it, and if you fail to do so, you are
untrue to your wives and children, I'M
true to yourselves, untrue to your
union, untrue to your country.
Holy writ teaches us that the man
who provides not for his family is
worse than the heather.
Turn ever a new leaf. Begin life
ove- again and resolve to belong to no
human being, save your wife, your
children and yourself, and to have
your granary, your smoke-house and
your pantry on your own premises.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-01-31

| it out alone, which we did by his chas'
in me into the cabin, around the set
tin room an finally out O the back
door. l got out quick enough to slam
the back door In his face, an then
run around to the front door an shet
that so we had the bear prisoner in
side. After that | found Bob lynn In
the snow cussin' the cantelope fol-
fair, an the cantelope perched on the
roof again lickin' himself off, an once
in awhile strokin' his Whiskers like a
cat Fortunately Tom was reason
able Teller, an when l explained the
cantelope's ticktacks to him he see
how it was, an they made it up an
become very good friends. Next day
we borrowed a gun from some fellers
passin' through an shot the bear in
the cabin, so everythin' come out all
right in the end. Bolivar disappeared
two days after that an was gone a
week, after which he come back
bringin' his wife an couple O little
baby cantelopes with him, an they
stayed with us all that winter.
brought two O the cubs home with
me, an for several years KEEP 'em
around the place breedin' 'em an sell
in 'em to circuses. l sort O guess
that a good 80 per cent. O the cante.
lopes In the travellin' meenageries Is
off my farm"
"Ye don't happen to have none now,
l s'pose?" said the postmaster.
mo, l don't" said the captain. 81
give it up when l went to South
Ameriky, sellin out my whole stock
to wild animal dealer from Bridge.
port"
They was good pets, was they?"
asked the postmaster, takin' piece
of paper from his pocket.
YES" said the captain. Gentle as
kittens. If we can imagine a goat with
all the p'lite sciety manners of coon.
cat We git some idee of the likeable
qualities O the cantelope."
well I'm glad t hear We say so,
cap said the postmaster as he rose
from his chair. Only there's one
pint don't understand an that's why
Danl Webster when he come to write
his dictionary wrote that about the
cantelope."
And he handed the small piece OF
paper he held in his hand over to the
captain. The captain read what was
written upon 1t, flushed deeply. reached
over and took up his hat and walked
silently from the room, and has not
| been seen at the post Office since.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-01-31

bears woke up. Well, sir, George
mixed off in one direction with one
bear after him, an me in another SIM
llarly pursued an it looked like 1t
was all up. with me, when I'm blamed
If that cantelope seem what danger
was in didn't give leap out O the
pine tree, an with Jump of 81 yards
landed with all four hoofs on the
bears back, putin him out O commits
sion. Then he lept back into the tree
again APPARENTLY OverlOOkin' the third
bear that come up about this time to
see what he could do toward squeezing
me to death. He sneaked up behind,
an was just reachin out for me when
down come Bolivar again hittin bruin
square between the shoulders, landin'
the three of us in heap in the snow.
| never see such miX-up as follered.
For few minutes We couldn't tell
which was me, which was bear, an
which was CantelOpe, but the first
thing | really knOwed | was settin'
astride O Bolivaf's back, an he was
Jumpin back onto the roof O the
cabin with me, where we both lay
down an painted for full hour before
we got breath enough to peek over the
edge to see what the bear was dom
| guess he'd had enough for he'd faded
from sight altogether an we never
SOt eyes on him again. Meanwhile
Bill an the other bear KEEP circlin' an
CirCGu' around the house, Bill about
two feet ahead O the enemy, an run
min like tn old scratch, but Bolivar
didn't pay no attention to him at all,
which makes me think he done what
he did for me jest because he knowed
my tellin' him to jump when | did
saved his life. tried to sick him on
the bear, but he wouldn't pay no at
tention, so in order to save Bill |
resked my own life by putin myself
at the head O. the procession an max
in Bolivar believe | was bein' chased,
only made mistake III gettin' ahead
O. Bill for Bolivar thought it was Bill
that was chasin' me, and in half jif'
fly rs pounds of cantelOpe landed on
Bill, leavin' me an the bear to fight
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-01-31

had went off, an Bob an me resumed
our work"
Bob? Who's Bob?" asked the post
master.
bob Sparhawk, Of course" retort-
ed the captain. 81 told we once that
Bob Sparhawk an me was loggin
up there didn't II"
90 excuse me-" said Joe, with a
sly wink at 81. "Mebbe We did. Go
on. What happened next?"
Bob an me went back to work
again." said the captain, but we
hadn't been at it long when we heerd
some putty lively growlin' off to the
northeast of us, and blast or two
that sounded to me like the note OF
the cantelope, though warnt so sure
because there be times when we can't
tell it from the chirrup O the wood
pecker. So looked at Tom an says,
there's them bears again. ] guess
we'd better hike 1t to the cabin Well
We all know how quick Tom Yadkins
IS to take a hint. Ye don't have to
blast no idees in his head, an five
minutes later we was safe inside the
shanty, an then there began an awful
yoppin' an blattin' an growlin' out in
the woods | clumb up on the roof
to see what was agoin' on when what
should l see comm through the trees
ar a mile a minute clip but Bolivar
an close on his heels was them three
bears, an gainin' every minute. The
cantelope's eyes showed how scairt
he was, an 1t didn't seems ii he could
get away. Howsomeyer obeyin a
natural instinct of interferin' in other
people's troubles / hollered out to
Bolivar, Jump up here We 1ackaSs.
They kin outrun we, but II you're a
real cantelope we can jump all around
EN- Well | don't say that Bolivar
could understand the English Ian
guage, but I'll be teetotally dod-gast-
cd If he didn't Jump as | told him TO,
an he went sailin through the air
clear over the cabin an landed in the
branches of big pine tree 40 feet on
on the other side, an the bears,
they'd been goin so fast they couldn't
stop, an run plumb into the side o
the cabin, an knocked 'emselves
senseless."
Gee! That must ha' been excitin,"
said 81.
ayes 1t was some,' said the plain,
"but it got more so. Soon s / see the
hears lynn senseless down below l
hollered down to Bill to get a knife
an despatch 'em before they come to,
an I clumb down to help. We had to
git rid of 'em or be tied up In that
there cabin all winter Bill got the
caryin' knife an ! took the ak. an we
started in, but unfortunately we'd
wasted too much time beginnin'. We
hadn't more n got outside the door
when the wind blowed 1t shut an the