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Arizona republican., 1908-11-08
LENOLEUM

In the newest designs. war ranted to keep their pattern till worn to the back. Thick and full of wear and service. All at the prevailing Carnival prices.
Arizona republican., 1908-11-08
KITCHEN CABINETS

Down go the prices on KITCHEN CABINETS. It would be impossible for these to remain longer at such fabu- lously low prices. You never in your life saw sue hlittle prices in desirable furniture.
Arizona republican., 1908-11-08
CARPETS AND RUGS

A wide variety of designs in Ingrain Carpets and Rugs, Ak mintser and Brussels Rugs Plenty for all. and so many weaves and patterns that ev- eryOne is sure to find some thing to suit The low prices on Carpets and Rugs will pug gle you, and when you see the goods, you will be simply over whelmed. No house can afford to be without. one. To wait until next year for the new Carpet or Rug is waste. for next year you cannot touch them at the price we are of fering during this Big Carnival.
Arizona republican., 1908-11-08
CHINA CABINETS

Now is the time to buy that China Cabinet and save enough to buy another article of fur niture also. In our store you can nearly buy two for the price of one.
 Regular price $2400-.
 Carnival price S2O.5 Regular price S33.OO-
 Carnival price .S2S.OO Regular price $37.5O-
 Carnival price .S31. 50 Regular price $42.00-
 Carnival Price $500
Arizona republican., 1908-11-08
ROCKING CHAIRS

It is the early bird that catches the worm, especially when such bargains as these are being of fered. Fortune favOrs him who gets here first. Take this hint to bed with you and see us the first thing in the morn ing, for TOMORROW we shall slash the prices on ROCKING CHAIRS, prices to remain eff fective for the remaining days of the Carnival Come and profit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
Housewares


seamless Granite Iron Ham
sSo--eI'i extra large size; worth = nc
~--1s- SPECIAL .----....----...E =
era lite Iron Drip Coffee
E0Is. s-IUdrr size, worth &c q ne
S+iet-aL -------------- -----.--.--.-- - =
Shallow Granite Iron stew
Pans, long handles worth Igc. nc
Special S-Quart size-.......-....-...S
Seamless Granite Iron Pre-
serving Kettles, S-quarU size; . &c
worth 49c- Special. Z ,
Sets Of steel Knives and
FORKS Cocoa Handles worth
6'c- Special price for set OF 0Oc
Heavy Tin Wash Boilers
copper bottoms. Choice Of no
= 80 =, No 6; worth up 10 q &C
Sl5S- Special. o
Heavy Galvanized Iron Car
baEe Cans. tight fitting covers. q nc
4-gaion size; SOC value. Special. y
Heavy Galvanized Iron Ash o nc
cans regulation size Special. Q >
Heavy Galvanized Iron Coal
Hocs- Cl0lcc OF { sizes, worth n &C
Up To sc. SPECIAL -----..-.--.-.... = y
Nickle plated Reading Lamps cen
ter draft burners, 10-inch
shade 1re-proof chimney 81 IN
SLbs val1e- Complete for. ~
Heavy Iron Gas Stoves, .
double fame burners SO val n &C
ue- Speclal -------- -------- = =
Self WrinsirS Floor Mops. n &C
extra quality SEC value. Special. Z >
Selected Lumber Step Lad
cers- 5-fOot size shelf attach nc
ment; &c value Special 4 =
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
WEST WILL BE GUEST
OF HOSPITAL CORPS .

While Commissioner West was Ill in
Providence Hospital a number Of his
friends gathered at various times to eX-
tend their sympathy, and especially 10
entertain him during the tedious hours
Of his convalescence by instructing him
in the art Of playing bridge. The hos
pital corps" as It came TO be known,
viii hold a reunion tonight IN Congress
Hall, dinner berg given &c Commits
sioner West TO celebrate his recovery.
Among those who will attend are
Commissioner Morrow. w. H Mosus.
Irving Williamson, j. William Mckinley,
Frank II. Polouze. +. b. EynOn. jr.
Thomas Bradley, Louis W. Weaver
George \. Weaver. Harry w. Reed. p
c Ham. Dr. /. w GIazebrook. John
G, Davidson, George s. Cooper. Benjamin
w. Woodruff w J. McNally, Arthur
>. Mattingiy, Meyer Cohen. n. y. Lew.
J. Thilman Hendricks. William T. John
son. and Captain Cook, L. s. a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
MALONEY CASE HEARD,
GIRL EXPECTS TO WE'D

NEW YORK, April Hearing IN the
annulment suit Of Helen Maloney, elop-
ing heiress. against Arthur II. Osborne
to whom she was married in Mamaro-
neck, DecSII Der g, 1906. is completed.
Daniel +. C0halen, referee. will file a
report in part = Of the supreme court.
Miss Maloney is in Philadelphia with
her parents, and recently appeared in
public for the first time since her eIope-
ment with Samuel Clarkson 70 whom
sAe expects ID be married in the event
the supreme court declares her free 10
be wed
Osborne believes that the courts must
pass on the facts, and is PREPARED 10
abide by the decision whether. II holds
that he is or is not married to the Phil
aoelphia gil He has made II clea- that
he VIII not 1--WE with Miss Maloney as
his wife
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
STOCK SUBSCRIBERS
LOSE TO TRUST co.

A verdict for the plaintiff was return
ed in Judge Anderson's court today, IN
the case Of the International Trust
Company. Of Maryland. against Henry
NJ. Baker, George Z. Howard, and DR..
Harrison Greek, subscribers TO stock in
The National Vaccine and FomaIdehyde
Company.
The verdict carries with it a judg-
ment of $4,000. the fun amount claimed
by the trust company. Il was alleged
that the three defendants subscribed to
stock in the National Vaccine and For
maldehyde Company for different
amounts and that a portion Of their
subscriptions remained unpaid. An as
sigrment Of the stock subscription was
made TO the International Trust Com
pany which advanced on this securitE
and promissOry note, $4,000. the capital
stock OF the Formaldehyde Company.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
DIDN'T START HILL STIR,
CLERK GAULDHELL SAYS

Frederick W. Cauldwell. the consular
clerk % whom Emperor Wilhelm was
sud to have made tae remark which
gave rise to the recent Hill episode,
called at the State Department today.
His arrival in Washington. he said. was
unexpected. his original intention being
TO go to Italy for his vacation. He did
not give the reason for his coming 10
Washington.
Mr.. Cauldweu said that he had no
knowledge whatsoever Of the Hin cpl
sOde. and that the remark made by the
Emperor was not made to him person
ally more than to the other dinner
guests present at the time.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
MOSTLY ALL wATER.

FIRST Trust Magnate-Tm going to or
ganize a Mushroom trust
Second Trust Magnate-Why2
First Trust Observation-Disclosures re
s. per cent water.-EXchange
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
.GILLETTE'S CONFESSION
OVERHEARD BY SHERIFF

WATERLOO. y. Z. April I-sherln
Austin B. Kiocl, OF Herk1mer county
confirmed the report that he had over
heard Chester Z. Gillette in his cely- con-
Tossing 10 his attorney, Albert NJ. Mills.
that he had killed his sweetheart
'Billy'' Brown.
i struck her with my fist" said GIL
lette. knocked her down in the boat
Then grabbed her BY the legs. brea X
ing the elastic garter which was shown
In evidence at the trial and then threw
her into the water she rose again 20
the surface ana grabbed hold OF the side
or the boat Then picked up the tennis
racquet and struck her over the exc
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
NEW .BATTLESHIP IDAHO
PLACED IN COMMISSION

The new battleship Idaho was placed
in commission today at the League ISL
and navy yard. with Capt. 5. 3. II.
.Diehl. fDrmerly judge advocate general
iOf the navy. in command.
original design, being a sister ship of
the Mississippi.
With the New Hompshire, which was
commissioned a few days ago under
Command of Capt Cameron MGR. Win
slow this makes three new battieshipS
now in service on the Atlantic coast,
which upon their being thoroughly fit
ted out will form the nucleus Of the
squadron OF warships to be organized
shortly for duty in Atlantic waters.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
woMAN's WAY.

Rejected you again. eh?'
Eyes; and she said il was final"
did she say how finale" asked the
older and more experienced man.--EX-
change.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
Hoods SarsapariIIa
4 Pure Medicine
RESTORES THE APPETITE

Builds up the strength, expeIs all
blood humOrs, tones the stomach
and overcomes that tired feeling.
Always pure, safe and beneficial.
no changes have been necessary. in
HOODS Sarsaparilla or its advertfs-
ing 70 conform 10 the Pure Fool
and Drugs Law or TO public seud-
ment
IN usual liquid form or in choco-
lated tablets called @SarSatabs.7 100
Doses One Dollar. Get It today.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
- HoMENG TNsTTNcT.

A colOred parsOn, calling UPON one OF
his flock. found the object OF his visit
out in the back yard working among
his hen coOps. de noticed with sur
prise that there were no chickens
Why, Brudder Johnson" he asked,
where are your chickens
Huh" grunted Johnson. without
looking Up, some fool niggah left De
do open and deg all went home. ''-Ex-
change
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-04-01
GENERALLY BELIEVED.

'AIuaie is the food OF live"
YOU'RE not alone in believing that. ="
ssNO2f
NO. I got four monographs for
wedding gifts. @-EXchange
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
The Square Deal.

stout and opulent man dwelling In
a suburban town had borne the ex.
pense of the annual Sunday school
picnic. and the superintendent of the
school. out of gratitude, asked the
benefactor to address the children.
The philanthropist was not much of a
speaker. but he was a master hand at
poker. When he found himself gazing
into the expectant faces of a hundred
and fifty children his embarrassment
almost overcame him, but he managed
to stammer out: My dear children,
what l want to impress upon you is
that-er-er--it pays to be good That
er-er-er-a man who deals from the
bottom of the pack is generally buried
at the public expense"
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
CURE AT CITY MISSION.
Awful Case of Scabies-Body Mass
of Sores from Scratchins-Her
Tortures Yield to Cuticura.

"A young woman came to our city
mission in most awful condition physi-
cally. Our doctor examined her and
told us that she had scabies (the itch).
incipient paresis, rheumatism. ETC.,
brought on from exposure. Her poor
body was a mass of sores from scratch
ing and she was not able to retain solid
food. We worked hard oy er her for seven
weeks but we could see little improve
ment. One day 1 bought cake of
Cuticura Soap and a bottle of Cuti-
cura Resolvent, and we bathed our
patient well and gave her n full dose
of the Resolvent. She slept better that
night and the next day l got box of
Cuticura Ointment. In five weeks this
young woman was able to look for
position, and sheis now strong and well.
Laura Jane Bates, S5 Fifth Ave-, New
York, N. Y, Mar. II, 1907"
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
conoratuIations Wanted.

q On entering his club one evening
not long ago young Philadelphian
vas accosted by friend. who ex-
claimed:
why, Charley. you are positively
beaming. What's up?"
I'm in the gl aatest luck imagin-
able" responded the other. You
know, I've been hanging about pretty
Yonkers girl for almost year. Dur
ing all this time she would never ad-
NIT that she loved me; she would only
say that she respected me. But now,
old chap, congratulate me. for last
night she confessed that she respected
me no longer-that she loved MEL
Lippincott's.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
WANTED IT OVER WITH.
Game Youngster Preferred Drastic
Action in Punishment.

Youngsters are pretty philosoph-
ical," observed Wallace Knight, and
tnen he went ahead to set forth the
point of view of small daughter at
his house.
The child was sent to bed early
the other evening as punishment for
some act contrary to rules and regula-
tions.
After she had been tucked in bed
for some time and was supposedly
asleep, the youngster called her IA
ther and told him she wished he would
go ahead and spank her and have It
over with, instead of sending her off
to bed that way. This lying in bed
never's going to make me any better"
she said, "and a good spanking would.
Besides it makes me so mad can't
sleep and so what's the use of it?"-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
SICK MAN WANTED CHANGE.
More Than Willing to Mako Transfer
with Physician.

A Syracuse business man who, be-
Cides being extremely active and am
bilious. has much sense Of humor,
was taken sick with slight attack of
pneumonia. His physician, aware that
1t would be a task to keep his high
strung patient in bed, sought to i'm
press on him the seriousness of the
ailment and the necessity of absolute
rest; all of which the sick man lis
tened to in a bored manner Never
theless he consented to obey the doc
tor.
But this enforced inactivity ranked
In him; and each succeeding day
found the patient importuning the
medical man attendant to allow him
to get out to business. Then, dis
gusted, he would lie back to cast i'm
precautions at the inexorable physi
clan.
One morning the physician, after
having been up all night on an i'm
portant case, appeared at his patients
house at the usual hour. He had hard
ly stuck his haggard face inside the
door, however, before the man in the
bed gave him a quick glance and sat
up.
showing out his hand to grasp the doc
tors satchel, he added: Doc, / guess
you'd better get into bed here and
let me go out with the medicine
bag"
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
NOT A MIRACLE.
Just Plain Cause and Effect.

There are some quite remarkable
things happening every day. which
seem almost miraculous.
Some persons would not believe that
a man could suffer from coffee drink
ing so severely as to cause spells of
unconsciousness. And to find complete
relief in changing from coffee to Pos
tum is well worth recording.
81 used to be a great coffee drinker.
so much so that it was killing me by
inches. My heart became SO weak
would fall and lie unconscious for an
hour at a time. The spells caught
me sometimes two or three times a
day.
my friends, and even the doctor,
told me it was drinking coffee that
caused the trouble. l would not be-
lieve it, and still drank coffee until
could not leave my room.
Then my doctor, who drinks Pos
tum himself, persuaded me to stop cof-
fee and try Postum. After much hesi-
tation concluded to try it. That was
eight months ago. Since then I have
had but few Of those spells, none for
more than four months.
81 feel better, sleep better and am
better every way. I now drink moth
Ing but Postum and touch no coffee,
and as I am seventy years of age all
my friends think the improvement
quite remarkable"
There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read THE Road to Well
ville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true. and full of human
Interest.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
inspiration VS.. Precipitation.

Bishop Potter was a wonderfully eff
fective preacher" said Brooklyn cler-
gyman- His method was reserved
and quiet. He always had himself well
in hand.
Il once delivered a sermon before
him. l was young and enthusiastic at
the time, a disciple of the methods of
Tallmage. l let myself go in that SER
mon. My voice shook the church. My
gestures shook the pulpit.
"At luncheon afterwards, am
ashamed to say that l fished for COM
pliments. leaned over the bishop and
asked him in a low voice to give me
some advice on preaching.
Dear knows what 1 expected him to
reply probably that l was beyond any
advice from him. At any rate, what he
did reply was this:
my dear young friend, never mis-
take in the pulpit perspiration for in
spiration.'
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
The Brides Look.

A girl about to be married worries
80 much she begins to look like an
old married woman. In addition to
worrying about her clothes and coax
Ing her folks to give her a new outfit,
man, and the result is an anxious,
careworn look week before the
wedding that cannot be told from the
look on the face of a woman who has
been married year or two. Look at
the next girl you meet who is soon to
be married, and you will remark that
she has "aged rapidly.
Globe.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Ready. Whatever Happens.

Work as though you were to live
forever; live as though you were to
die tonight" says an old writer 1t is
counsel that fits many, though the
man whose life is well insured may
claim some exemption. He has nc
need of working as though death were
ready to come, for he has already an
ticipated and guarded his dependents
against the monetary distress that SO
often trails in the grim visitors wake.
AS for the rest of the advice, his poll
cies are tangible evidence of his noble
forethought and readiness to die, il
need be, tonight.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
A piscomfitina Witness.

The following colloquy took place
between Councillor Sealingwax and a
witness who would talk back" You
say sir, the prisoner is thief?"
yes, sir. Cause why, she has con-
fessed she was" And you also swear
she worked for you after this con-
fession?" Yes, sir Then we are
to understand that you employ dis
honest people to work for you, even
after their rascalities are known?" "Of
course. How else would l get as
sistance from a wyer?"-ArSonaut.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Wife Finished the story.

A cablegram all the way from Lon
don says: A well known man in the
atrical affairs in America is telling a
story on himself. He does not wish
his name revealed, as his wife would
not like it. This man is a gourmet of
no mean ability, and prides himself
on devising new dishes. This is the
story as he told it:
AT dinner the other night at Ro-
mano's, they asked me for something
new in the way of fancy food. When
l got home. l told my wife what or
dered. First | said, L had an olive
put in woodcock, then the woodcock
put in a pigeon, the pigeon put in a
partridge and the partridge put in a
pheasant, then tied up with bacon and
cooked
Well said my wife, why don't
You go on and finish?'
That is all; there was no more.
oh yes there was,' she answered.
Then you put that into a jackass, then
put the jackass into Il cab and told
the driver to bring you here, homel'"
The safest way to ask lady's age
is to ask some other lady.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach the dis
elsed portion OF the There only way 10
deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inhamed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube is inhamed you have n rumhling sound i'm
perfect hearing and when it is entirely closed Deaf
the result. and unless the Inflammation be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal condi
tion bearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten caused by Catarrh which is nothing
but infiamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We Will give One Hundred Dollars for any OF
Deafness (caused by catarrhD that cannot be cured
hy Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars. free
+. J. CHENEY * CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
MAKING Sure.

Our Freddy is fully endowed with
the inquiring mind of youth. Recently
he said; Mamma, who puts the bottle
of milk on our front porch every night
when we are all asleep?"
isn't that a rather foolish ques.
tion?" his mother answered. Whom
do you suppose?"
We'll" said the small investigator,
thoughtfully, II suppose God does. but
I'd like to know for sure!'-A NJ. A
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Fairy Tale.

On the third finger of her left hand
the sweet young thing wore magnif-
cent solitaire.
so you're going to marry prince,
are your said the necessary Ques-
TONER"
"A prince? l don't understand"
'The son of a coal king"
"Oh, yes" smiled the sweet young
thing. Tin to be his Cinder Ella"
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Poor. Patient Man.

Mr.. Henpeck-My DEAR please don't
call me Leo" any more.
Mrs. Henpeck-What foolishness are
you thinking about now? Why
shouldn't 1 call you Leo" That's
your name.
Mr.. Henpeck-I know, but it makes
my friends laugh when you call me
that; 1 was thinking you might call
me Job" just for pet name.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Work of zambesi Missions.

A pamphlet recently issued by An
drew Murray gives a brief survey of
missions south of the Zambesi. There
are 81 different missionary -organiza-
tions at work, ministering to over 10.-
100000 people. The student volunteer
movement in South Africa has put "a
young missionaries in the field since
1896.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
ONLY Six Miles AWAY.

Craggs-You look warm. Why don't
you go where it's cooler? l know a
place only six miles from here where
the thermometer drops way below
zero.
Snaggs-What are you giving me?
Where is this place?
Straight up. Take a balloon"
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24

Kidney PlIIs, KID
ney d / S @ a S e W a S
slowly poisoning me.
Dizzy spells almost
made me fall, sharp
pains like knife
thrusts would catch
me in the back. and
finally an attack of
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24

grip left me with a constant agoniz-
ing backache. Doan's Kidney Pills
helped me quickly and in three weeks
time there was not a symptom of
kidney trouble remaining"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Not DANGEROUS.

Pat-I hear yer wolfe is sick, Moike.
Alike-She is thot.
Pat-Is it dangerous she is?
Mike-Divil a bit. She's too weak
to be dangerous amy more.-Brook-
lyn Life.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Demand for Artificial Flowers.

Makers of artificial flowers in New
York city are receiving an unusual
number of orders from all parts of
the country for the fall and winter
trade. Most of the supply for the ma
ticn comes from New York, where
more money is spent for the manu-
facture of imitation flowers than in
any other city in the world
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24

The employment department of the
Denver Y. M. C. A. is prepared to fur
nish dependable workmen of almost
any trade or line of business. They
carefully investigate every applicant
End recommend no one that is not re-
Niable Several hundred young men
have been placed in sood positions bv
them during the last few months,
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
They Did.

Uncle Henry-Nellie, hope they
observe the Sabbath at that lake re-
sort where you spent your vacation.
Pretty Niece-Indeed they do, uncle.
On Sundays they always serve a reSu-
lar four course dinner
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Crazx with the Heat.

Can you tell me what steam is?"
asked the examiner.
why, sure, sir" replied Patrick,
confidently. Steam s-why-er-it's
wather thot's gone crazy wild the
heat. t."-Everybody's Magazine.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Flattering a Husband.

The biggest idiots always seem to
marry the prettiest women" said a
man to his wife.
Now you're trying to flatter mel"
WAS the cutting response.-Ex.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
FLY YOUTH.

The Boss-Where did you work
last?
Boy-On a fly paper.
The Boss-A fly paper! What's a fly
paper?
Boy-Wot! Don't you read the Daily
Balloon?
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
Aliens Foo

Aliens Foot-Ease.a Powder
For swollen, sweating feet. Gives instant relief The
original powder for the feet. 25c at all Druggists.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24

Shoulder Your own Mistakes.
You will never profit by your mis-
takes so long as you blame others for
them.-Pascal.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24

1t is only the mistakes of other peo-
pie that are funny.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
c AN C &c A N C R

RAD'OLFUM is a prescription discovered and
compounded y physician of over forty yeas prac.
sice The &C empany g aant es to remove any ex.
terna cancer rutand fibre. absolutely without p in
or knife. Money due when cancer Is out Wri Q
TO DIR. NcR aa Co., 1926 IL Champa St Ienver,
Cnlor do.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24
THREE WEEKS.
Brought About a Remarkable Change.

Mrs. A. J. Davis of Murray, KY,
says: when l began using Doans
The Colorado statesman., 1908-10-24

1t isn't necessary for a married man
to know his mind.