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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16


weekend company she keeps.
A teacher efter patiently defining
words In spelling lesson. gave the
word "gruesome' from among them, to
be put into a sentence with this re.
suit from the bright little girl in the
class! Il cannot wear my last sum
mer's dresses, because I grew some"
Life.
Youngly-Did you ever notice that
the matrimonial process is like that of
making a call You go to adore. YOU
ring belle and you give your name
to a mali. Cynicus-Yes. and then
you're taking in.--Boston Transcript
Teacher--Bohnny, can you inform
the class as to how the age OF a chic
ken IS determined? johnny Yes'm.
BY the teeth. Teacher-Why, Johnny
chickens have no teeth johnny
Nom. But we have.-The Bohemian.
IT'S silly for anyone to suspect me
of cheating said the tricky coal man
My weight is honest as the dav"
"Hm!" remarked TIE housekeeper
The lays are getting shorter as the
COLI weather approaches "-Catholic
Standard and Times.
Very well, sir" cried Or Kwaok
after his quarrel with the undertaken
'Tll make you sorry for this" what
are you going to do sneered the un-
iertaker. Retire from practice. -
Catholic Standard.
The McSknner-Twa shillin' To
gang to Holborn! Nay. nay. Rat
weel--Ill toss ye double or quits
Sporting Cabby--Well I'm goin' that
way any 'ow, SO ere goes. 'Eadsl The
McSlcinner-Heads? Weel ye've won
So I'll list hae to walk!-PGaGh.
What we want" said the enthusiast
is some ringing speeches. Yes" an
swese1 the man who is collecting cam.
paign fur's. some speeches that VIII
make the cash register ring. Wash.
ington Star.
Benevolent Old Gentleman--I am
sorry. Johnny TO see you have a black
EYE. Promising Youth-YOu 90 home
and oe SORRY for your own little boy
he's got two!-Philadelph Inquirer.
Can a fellow marry comfortably on
salary of $500 year?v asked the
Orrible Orator-Gentlemen. withel
are we drifting? What are we com
ing to? Little Man in the audience
To that part of the programme where
the man on the platform is taken out
and fioate1 on the horse trough.-Chi
cago Daily News
See here" growled the patron II
, he cheap restaurant, this coffee,
} | cold" Tat so?" retorted the polit,
, and intelligent attendant well, di,
is a quick-lunch joint so II de coffe'
we're hot yer wouldn't drink II in ,
hurry. Catholic Standard.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16
How,s rHis7

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case Of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
+. J. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. q
We. the undersigned. have known f
J. Cheney for the last Is years. and
believe him perfectly honorable in al
u Isiness transactions and financially
ebie to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
Walding. Kinnan & Marvin,
WholesalN Druggists. Toledo. o
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the bloos
and mucous surfaces OF the system
Testimonials sent free. Price rs cents
per bottle. Scld by ali druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti
patton.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16
For ladies'.

Yates Center. Kas.. Sept. 18, 19Os.-
After my doctors gave me up to die,
Halls Texas Wonder cured me OF Kid.
ney and Bladder trouble. 1t is the best
medicine on earth. Mrs. H. 8. John.
son. Sold by all druggists.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

To the man in the East; Are you
discouraged; are you blue Would
YOU lead better life? Then leave
off taking Peruna and Wine OF Cardui
and cnrnn 40 OklahOma.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16
Walding. Kinnsn & Marvin,

Al the ladies' and others who are in.
terested in art In needle work are
invited 10 call al 108 East Oklahoma
avenue, the new quarters of'the Art
Needle Works.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Carl McGee has incurred the dss-
pleasure of the Tulsa World by being
elected to the Tulsa school board.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Congressman Creager complains oil
the way some of the Republican cam
paign orators split their munltlVes'
Creager ought to be thankfui tney
didn't split the party.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Since the election Congressman NC
Guire has been placed on Cascaret
diet. He now works while he sleeps
He never worked before---r bclind.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Nothing is calculated 30 worry
pessimist more than she noise made by
people who shout for Joy.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Are there any Nobel prizes for
yitalizing a constitution; for making a
great state? If so, pin one on GOV
ernor Haskell.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

No one knows what Congressman
Mcclure thinks" about tariff revision.
Many know what he says about II.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Recalling mythology. sisyphus was
compelled TO roll a stone up q NIL.
Sisyphus probably had made a freak
eiection bet,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

The governor OF Kentucky says ne
will borrow a million dollars II neces'
sary. So will we five can.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

We are tired OF the cry of graft
by a lot OF dleap sonsationalists' II
Ia a word used to recklessly. Oui
people are as honest and as caplr'e
as any in the Union Oklahoma CITY
Times. VIZ
Then FOR goodness sake, shut up!
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Il develops that Dennis Flynn
worked overtime with pair Of raw
lunEn.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Nat Goodwin declares that he knows
the marriage ceremony by heart Wen
Il Is an affair of the heart ISM II!
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

1t is as essential to bring farmers
10 Oklahoma as manufacturers. The
new state offers room and opportunity
for hnth
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Scribner's magazine has located the
birthplace of Elsa EisiDga. The maya
zines certainly do great work.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Chairman Joe Norris wants copy
q the laws Of the Medes and the
Persians bound in buck-ram.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Okmulgee jumps int the limelghi
as the Springfield. Ohio, Illinois and
Missouri Of Oklahoma. Booze as
nsnal
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Amos Ewing has just figured out
how the Venus de MILO came TO lose
her arms. His version Is that she
broke them OFF trying to button hef
shirt waist up the back.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Dick Morgans facial lambriquins
ncw bloom and blossom as the rose.
Dicks our rosy posy congressman
elect
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

one year of statehood under Dem.
ccracy. A great state-a great party
achievement
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16
o @ o o g o o o o O O o q o O O
: WHAT EDlrcns ARn SAYING o
q q
8 @ 3 @ @ @ o @ @ @ g q o o O o Q

Ferguson Compliments faekell
Haskell Is a fighter The attack
that has been made upon him. and
especially coming from 50 high a
source as the White House, would
have put mcst men down but he really
seems to enjoy 1t. He has been roast
ed. skinned, cartooned. knocked down
and dragged out" from one side of the
Nation to the other yet he comes up
smiling and always with dukes
up. p.'-Ex-Governor Ferguson In Waton-
ga Republican.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

More power 10 the Corporation com
mission Let the coal combine be
slugged
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16
Amen, Unless ,TwouId be Wicked.

Amen, UnIcss 'TWouId be Wicked.
Sure enough the Republicans car.
ried the three carved-to-order north
ern congressional districts of Okla
homa. Never mind, boys. when the
Democrats get an opportunity to re-
district the state after the census of
1910 Republican congressman from
Oklahoma will be a greater curiosity
than two headed man In dime mu-
scum. You mustn't howl about gerry.
Wandering. boys. you tried 1t and It
is working so well that we Will follow
your example, and perhaps go you
one better.-Ada Democrat.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Diversified crops? Yes! Direct the
disapiroinled Eastern farmer to Okla
homa.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Much OF he charity that begins at
home Is TOO feeble to set out OF the
door.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

The eountry win watch with interest
the attempt TO tie can to Joe Cannnn.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Oklahoma ie a three-story country
Keep that before the prospective set
tier
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Hearst says ''the Independence party
Is growing" Hearst is a S3-carai dub.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

The Leader refuses to take any hand
in the selection OF Bill Tafts cabinet
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Is Roosevelt taoling all the people
all The lime?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Every time q saloon opens In Mus
kogee Il closes again.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16
@ coo oe @ e@esscoScq
. BgMcR OF THE DAY.
O Q g q @ O o C. @ o @ @ @ @ @

In society q woman Is known by the
weekend company she keeps.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

A teacher efter patiently defining
words In spelling lesson. gave the
word "gruesome' from among them, to
be put into a sentence, with this re.
suit from the bright little girl In the
class! u cannot wear my last sum
mer's dresses, because I grew soma.1
Life.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

NOBODY Is mahlng practice OF Kiss.
ing Debs
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Kaiser wiIhelm is ready Tor Normal
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Our first mlle-post
-
One year old today.
--------------.----.-.---s-s
Let's build the city
s---------.--------------e
MuskOgee Red is at large
=-@----------
Yes, the constitution Is good!
s-------.--.------------.~s
Oklahoma-first In everything.
.-----------.--s
Kaiser Wilhelm is ready for Norman
~--------a-s---------as
Nobody is making practice OF kiss
ing Debs
Is Roosevelt floling all the peopl,
an the lime?
Every time saloon opens IN Mus
kogee Il closes again.
----------
'He who falters Is bastard; 81
who doubts is damned"
s=ks~lrz-r-.--------@sa@a
The Leader refuses to take any han,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Oklahoma-first in everything.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Houngly-Did you ever notice that
the matrimonial process is like that OF
making a call You go to adore. you
ring belle and you give your name
to mali. Cynicus-Yes. and then
you're taking in.--Boston Transcript.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

See here" growled the patron in
he cheap restaurant, this coffee's
cold" Tat so?" retorted the polite
and intelligent attendant well, dis
is a quick-lunch Joint; so II de coffee
we're hot yer wouldn't drink It in a
hurry. Catholic Standard.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Benevolent Old Gentleman am
sorry. Johnny, TO see you have a black
EYE. Promising Youth-You 90 home
and oe sorry for your own little boy
he's got two!-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Yes. the constitution is good!
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Our first mlle-post
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Muskogee Red is at large,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

Very well. sir" cried Or Kwaok
after his quarrel with the undertaken.
I'll make you sorry for this" what
are you going to do sneered the un-
iertaker. Retire from practice. -
Catholic Standard.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

What we want" said the enthusiast
is some ringing speeches" "Yes," an
swere1 the man who is collecting cam.
paign furl's. some speeches that Will
make the cash register ring Wash.
ington Sta-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-11-16

The MCSkinner-Twa shillin' to
gang to Holborn! Nay. nay. Rat
weel--Ill toss ye. double or quits
Sporting Cabby--Well. I'm goin' that
way any 'ow, SO ere goes Eads! The
McSltinner-Heads? Weel ye've won
So Ill list hae to walk!-Puneh.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-17
CUT|CURA CURED MOTHER AND BABY
Southern Woman Suffered With Itching, Burning Rash-Drove Her Nearly Crazy-Her Baby Had Sore on Neck, and Two Other Babies Had Skin TroubIes-CaIIs
CUTICURA A STANDBY
 THAT NEVER FAILS HER

"I just can't say enough for the Cuti- cura Remedies, 1 cant find words high enough to express my thanks to God for hearing of the wonderful remedies. My baby had a running sore on his neck and nothing that l did for it took effect until I used Cuticura. My face was nearly full of letter or some similar skin disease. It would itch and. after scratching, it burned so that I could hardly stand it. Two cakes of Cuti- cura Soap and box of Cuticura Oint- ment cured me. Two years after it broke out on my hands and wrist. cured it for a while, but it came again in the summer. Sometimes I would go nearly crazy for it itched so badly. l used ten dollars worth of so-called blood medicines which did no good at all, then went back to my old stand by, that had never failed me. One set of Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and Cuticura Resolvent did the work. One set also cured my uncle's baby whose head was a cake of sores, and know of another woman's baby who was in the same fix and nothing else did any good. I speak word of praise for Cuticura whenever l see a case that needs it. Mrs. Lillie Wilcher. 770 Eleventh St., Chattanooga, Tenn, Feb. 16, 19O7."
Arizona republican., 1908-07-17

under a misapprehension. Yesterday it is related that the morals of the youths of Mesa are being contaminat- ed by playing pool in the saloons of Tempe The Mesa man is wrong in two respects. In the first place, there is not pool or billiard table in a sa- loon in Tempe and in the second place it is sufficient to provoke a smile to consider the probability of the morals of the average Mesa youth who spends his spare time in Tempe, being in any wise injured by anything he might by chance come in contact with here even if pool tables were operated in sa- looms. As a matter of fact. Tempe's tWo pool rooms are conducted in a very orderly manner; nothing more injurious to the morals than tobacco and soft drinks may be purchased in either and the Mesa youths might spend their time in lots worse places than TemDe's pool halls.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-17
A SHOW TONIGHT.

Tonight and tomorrow night. the Martini Amusement company will ap- pear at the Goodwin opera house The company has been playing in the Gila valley for a short time and of it's work there the Stafford Journal has the fol- lowing to say:
 The Martini Amusement company presenting the latest and most sensa- tional moving pictures that have been exhibited in Stafford for some time. closed a two nights engagement here sthis week. The pictures were excel lent, the machine which was operated by a good manipulation, throwing a clear, strong light upon the many scenes. Alonzo Martini, the manager of the show, performed a series of feats of marvellous magic. legerde- main and illusions. The show, as a whole was highly entertaining, and well worth the price of admission.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-17
Tempe Department F.W. GRIFFIN Manager
MELON BUSINESS
 GETTING BETTER
The Tempe Association Instructed To Ship As Many Cants As Possible.

There has been quite an impetus to the cantaloupe business in the Tempe association this week, due to the fall ing off of the supply elsewhere. Ship ments have been continuing daily since the season started here and over a car load was sent out last night. Altogether twenty cars. .have been sent from Tempe and the outlook Is good for a number of more before the end of the season. While the business is falling off elsewhere in the valley, it is picking up here Local Manager I. C.. Hanna received wire from Crutch- field & Woolfolk of Pittsburg, who are handling the crop this season, to rush shipments and take all the melons that could be found. As a result the growers are picking their fields close and the daily output is on the gain.
 While no returns have yet been re- ceived from any shipments made by the Tempe association. they are now expected daily and there is reason to believe that they will be reasonably satisfactory to the growers. A wire is received in Phoenix daily, and from there transmitted here, giving the con- dition of the eastern markets as re- gards cantaloupes. The report We'd nesday night was to the effect that standards were selling in Pittsburg. Cleveland and Omaha at from $1.75 to $2.25 for Wednesday. This, it is said. may be regarded as a fair indication of what the market has been lately and gives local growers a chance to approximately estimate what their melons will bring.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-17
THE HARQUA-HAL MI
 COMPANY.
MINING

IronwoOd, Michigan. July 10. 1908. To the Stockholders of The Harqua-
 Hala Mining Company: You are hereby notified that a spe- cial meeting of the stockholders of the Harqua- Hala Mining company will be held in the parlors of the Adams hotel in the City of Phoenix, Arizona, on MONDAY. the tenth day of AUGUST A. D.. 1908, at the hour of two o'clock in the afternoon, for the following pur- poses, viz:
 1st. To elect board of seven di reetors to hold office until the next annual meeting.
 2nd. To amend paragraph Three of the Articles of Incorporation, so as to increase the capital stocf of said Cor poration from s1.OOO, ,OOO.OO to s2.OOO,- OOO.OO. divided into 100000 shares of the par value of 5000 each.
 3rd To amend paragraph Six O. the Articles of Incorporation of the said corporation, so as to authorize said corporation to incur indebtedness or liability of $1.OOO, 100000 and that the highest amount of indebtedness or lia- bility to which said corporation shaR at any time subject itself shall not ex- ceed the sum of $1.00O, 100000.
 4th. To adopt Bylaws for said corporation.
 5th. In the event that you are nOt able to be personally present at the meeting. kindly sign and mail at once the enclosed proxy to the Harqua Hala Mining Company, IrOnwood. Michigan.
 ELVEN T. LARSON, President
Arizona republican., 1908-07-17
THE SASC0 TOWNSHIP
 LOOKS GOOD 10 THEM
Party of Tempe Gentlemen Return After Tour of Investigation.

Andrew Nielsen, Howard Woods and w. H. Easterwood returned yesterday morning from Sasco, near Red Rock
 The gentlemen went there with a view to looking over the situation with a possible intention of . making a pur- chase in the town site So impressed with it were they that several trans actions were either closed up or gotten well under way. Mir Nielsen is es- pecially enthusiastic over the outlook there. As most people know, Sasco is the site of what gives promise of be- ing one of the largest smelters in the southwest. The shelter has now been in operation some three months and is being run day and night As yet the town does not amount to a great deal but according to the story told by NIT. Nielsen the day is coming when 1t will. He considers it a second Doug las and is so impressed with the situ- alton there that he is seriously con
Arizona republican., 1908-07-17
NOTES AND PERSONALS.

T. A. Knox and family leave this morning on a visit to their former home in Canada. They will be absent several months but will keep track f valley occurrances through the eel umns of The Republican which follows them.
 Supt. J. B. Cook of the Pacific Creamery company left last evening on trip to Los Angeles, partially business and partially pleasure. the latter being a visit with his family who are spending the summer there.
 G. B. Carr and family and Kirk My CTS and mother leave this mnrr-n,; for Flagstaff where they eXpec- tp spend a couple of months. They too. will keep apace with the progress of things in the valley through this oarer
 Word from Mrs R G. Andre is tn the effect that she is enjoying herself in her former home in Germany
 Leslie Stewart and family and Miss Maude Stewart returned yesterday have been spending a couple of weeks.
 Miss Ethel Richafds. returned yester- day morning from a visit with friends at Silver Bell.
 The regular bi-weeklT band concert will take place as usual this evening.
 Mrs. M. A. Austin left last evening for Tucson. There she will join her sister, Mrs. Brooks, and together they will go to Los Angeles for couple If months.
 The ladies of the M. F. Church. South, will serve ,ice cream and cake on the lawn at the NJ F. church par sonage tonight for the benefit of the new parsonage.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-17
A CHEERFUL OUTLOOK
 FOR ALL BUT COPPER
The Mixed Result of Yesterdays Trad
 ing in Stocks. .-- 'ff

New York, July I6.-The movement to take profits in stocks which devel
 Oped yesterday continued for a time today. This process of digestion caused an irregular price movement and an unsettled tone to a degree. Industrial stocks were specialties and some of them of the lower grade received the greatest share of the days new buy ing orders while stocks which figured hitherto in the strength of the market were subjected to profit taking. Ad- ditionaf testimony of trade readJust- ment received daily in the financial district that in the form of published interviews with prominent capitalists is receiving the greater amount of at tentiOn. That for today, coming from the executive head of Amalgamated Copper implied rather a striking ex- ceptiOn in the case of that metal from the cheerful views expressed of con- ditiOns elsewhere, In fact it was seen in the early reactiOnary tone of the copper group. The days changes in stocks were small, gains and losses be- ing mixed. Bonds were steady.
Arizona republican., 1908-07-17
A STORY FOR SOUTH slDERs.
lnstalIment No. 3.


 South Side newspaper readers will not be slow to note that there is still no explanation of that sleight of-hand per formance by which two-thirds of their promised evening news service was cut off without a corresponding reduction in their bills. It was apparently a case of now you see it and now you don't" and the three col umns of rant devoted to the Republican will not cloud the issue or make up the shortage. The five hundred word Asso- ciated Press report which the evening effort now receives is known as the pony report and the papers that take it are designated ponies" As this is the smallest report sent out by the Associated Press the reason for a no larger reduction than two thirds becomes apparent.
 As, The Republican is now per fectly satisfied with the results of it's exposure of this game of film fam, there is no need of pursuing the matter further.