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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-25
Pawn Tickets Bought.

OLD gold and silver bought. A Broome
cor. Springfield av. ]. HOOKAY co.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-25

COnfectiOne

HIGHEST prices paid for second-hand cloth
ing; send postal. NJ. FROST. 119 Mulberry st.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-25

Al CONTRACTS to a few good men, selling
building lots in vicinity Of Newark; re.
stricted and unrestricted properties; liberal
commission. GEO. FRANCIS O'NEILL. 500
Broad st. Call mornings between . and IL.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-25

SCRATCH sCRATcHi SCRATCH
Follow the "a. c. c. Baby Chick Food with
the A. C. C. Scratching Food. 1t Is natural
for hens to lay; II properly housed and fed they
will lay and pay. At all grocers. THE A.
CYPHERS CO.. 65 to II Nesbitt st.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

At the Lucullus clubs recent dinner
in New York George W. Rector told
great many restaurant stories. He
has been a collector Of these stories
for a number of years.
There is the French-menu story, %
he said. The French menu is neces
sary because we haven't got, in Eng
lish. the words to describe certain
sauces and certain methods Of cook
ing Hence we should all know Gu.
linary French. Otherwise we make
grave errors Thus know a young
man who took a girl out to lunch, and
the waiter asked:
win monsieur have a Ia carte or
table d'hotef
Both, said the young man, and
put plenty of gravy on EN-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

Lillian B. Hill, the well-known wri-
ter Of humorous advertisements, told
at a dinner in Chicago about a grocer
who advertised for a boy, and whose
wife presented him the next day with
twins-both boys
This story was printed" said Miss
Hin the other day, and afterward a
famous Irish-Amercian woman dress
maker spoke to me about It.
There was no point to It., the
woman objected.
No point?9 said /. Consider. The
man advertised for boy. His wife
presented him with twins, both boys.
If that doesn't show the value OF ad.
vertisement, what does it showg
Il shows. the dressmaker replied.
that II he had confded his business
ahairs to his wife as a man ought
70 do, he would have been saved the
expense Of that advertisement
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

Of the happy homes Of to-day is vast
fund Of information as to the best methods
Of promoting health and happiness and
right living and knowledge Of the worlds
best products.
Products Of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained to worldwide
acceptance through the approval Of the
Well Informed OF the World; not of indi-
yiduals only, but Of the many who have
the happy faculty Of selecting and obtain
ing the best the world affords.
One Of the products of that class, Of
known component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and com
mended by the Wen-Informed Of the
Worldas valuable and wholesome family
laxative is the well-known Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir Of SIENNA. To get its beneficial
effects always buy the genuine, manu-.
factured by the California Fig Syrup Co..
only, and for sale by all leading druggists
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

Records Of averted disasters do not
get the attention that is given to dis
asters unaverted, but they make more
cheerful reading and lift ones faith in
human nature. The other day Long
Island Sound steamer caught FIRE, and
there might have been another horror
like the burning Of the General slo-
cum. But there was no loss Of life,
no panic The pilots kept the steamer
steady, the captain fought the fire in
orderly manner, summoned help. and
transferred 600 passengers to another
steamer. AT a children's entertain
ment in a New York church gauzy
draperies took fire, flames shot TO the
ceiling and burning bits fell on the
children The audience sprang up, but
the little king Of the play justified his
regal part. He cried what are you
all scared about? It's just a little FIRE"
Meanwhile a boy at the organ was
playing Onward Christian Soldiers"
During the furry be did not miss a
note TWO men stamped the fire out
Others opened the doors and started to
marshal the women and children.
Most Of the people kept their places,
and there was no panic.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
COUNTING a Billion.

Speaking OF counting the hairs Of
your head-suppose you undertook to
count a billion, how long do you think
It would take you TO do It? A billion,
according to the French notation,
which we follow, is a thousand mil
lions. II you had before you a pile
Of silver dollars containing a million
and could count one every second. for
eight hours every day, it would take
you S5 days to complete the task But
suppose you undertook to count a
thousand Of those million-dollar piles
you would be at work eight hours a
day for $4,000 days, or about 100
years.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

Is it a Catarrh Remedy, or q Tonic
or is If Both?

Some people great tonic Oher refer . Peruna great
cataYrh remedy.
Of these people ght7 proper can Peruna
tarrh remedy than to cali it tonicl
reply is that Pena both tonic and oah remedy Indeed
efectual remedy also tonic
thoroughly relieve any catah aremedy only
specific the membranes affected BY the Caah but
general tonic action the system
Cah persons who otherwise strong weakened nd
On membrane There must be something strengthen ts
circulation give to the arteries and raise the vital forces
Perhaps vegetable
from medical writers sHYDRAsTIS CANDENsS The wonderful efficacy
Of this herb been recognized many years. and growing in its hold
medical profession When joined with CUBEBS and C0PABA
trio Of medical agents formed Perna which constitutes specific
the present medical progress
proved upon action reinforced BY renowned COLLIN
SONIA CANADENs CORYDAS F0ROSA and CEDRON SEED
in the body
theoretical standpoint therefore Peruna beyond criticism The
Peruna this opinion Numberless testimonials from every
quarter earth furnish ample evidence that this Judgment
practical confirms weounded theory
result truth that cannot be shaken
Manufactured by Drug Manufacturing Company COumbu Ohio.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26


The recent burning Of the town hall
and other buildings IN Guayaquil, Ecua-
dor. with a view to check the progress
Of the aubonic plague. suggests that
many a structure in another place in
vites annihlaiion for similar pur.
poses. There are tuberculosis blocks"
in New York city. tenements SO satu.
rated with the disease that an occu-
pant Is almost certain 10 be stricken.
In Paris the municipal council has just
discovered that several hundred dwell.
iings IN the working class districts are
dangerous for the same reason. There
are notorious cancer houses in Lin
colnshire. England; there IS at least
one plague tenement in Bombay, In
dia; and il is recorded that Amber,
the ancient capital Of the Indian state
Of JaipuF. aad to be dispeopled and de
serted because it was 50 completely in
fected with leprosy TO an such
dwellings Of death the Gtayaquil treat.
ment should be applied ANY munich
rality could better afford TO pay the
cost of replacing a disease-ridden
building than 10 let It stand and take a
perpetual toll Of lives.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

II could only live among beautiful
things as you do, / believe i could be
goodla exclaimed tired farmers
daughter to a city friend, whose two
rooms were filed with photographs
and books The friend could but make
the well-worn explanation that the
sky outside the kitchen window is ac-
tuany more beautiful than the photo
graph Of corot's vision Of a sky, and
that the fields, green or white, and the
flowers and birds are more truly poet
ny than the verses of Wordsworth or
Keats. Beneath the cry OF the soul
hungry for beautiful things IS the de-
sire for real ownership, says Youths
Companion. The cloud may be seen
by a thousand eyes, but it escapes the
hand which would hold it. Meadow
and stream in the picture bring their
message Of beauty with deepened en-
phasis, all the year round, because
they are fairly captured by the artist.
Our civilization has yet to learn from
the reflective east that the luxury Of
beauty is a necessity for human life.
Without II the spirit starves, and suf-
fers from restlessness and irritation
and ineficiency, as one suffers from in
sufficient physical nourishment Mo
hammed put into words a great sym
bolic truth when he said to his dis
ciples, II any man have two loayesi
let him sell one and buy some flowers
Of the white narcissus; for the one is
food for the body and the other ia food
for the soul
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
The Wake Was Fine.

Dennis and Patrick we're leaning
over the rail Of the big liner. on to
tho starboard was dingy coal barge,
the bull Of a once graceful clipper
ship
What kind Of a boat is thot, Pat?"
queried Dennis as he shaded his eyes
with his hand.
"Th6t is what yez call a dead ship, -
replied Patrick
Dennis watched the bubbles churn-
ing under her stern for a long while.
3 pat"
"Yis. Dinayr
Tis a dead ship eh?"
"Yis. Dlnny
viii, bedad, Oh blave ut Look ut
th' big wake as she hos.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
CHANGE IN FOOD
Works Wonders in Heath.

It is worth knowing that a change
IN food can cure dyspepsia. q deem
it my duty to let you know how Grape
Nuts food has cured me Of indigestion
Il had been troubled with it for
years. until last year my doctor recon-
mended Grape-Nuts food to be used
every morning. followed instruc-
tons and now I am entirely well,
"The whole family like Grape.Nuts,
we use four packages a week. You
are welcome to use this testimonial
as you see ft."
The reason this lady was helped by
the use Of Grape Nuts food. is that it
is predigested by natural processes
and therefore does not tax the stom.
ach as the feed she had been using;
1t also contains the elements required
for building up the nervous system.
If that part of the human body is In
perfect working order, there can be no
dyspepsia. for nervous energy repre-
sents the steam that drives the engine.
When the nervous system is run
down, the machinery of the body
works badly Grape-N Nuts food can be
used by small children as well ais
adults. It is perfectly cooked and
ready for instant use.
Read "The Road to Wenville. IN
pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letterq A new
one appears from time 70 time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
Interest.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
COMPLAINTS ABoUr PAINT

The time 70 complain about paint
IS before the painter applies it The
man who puts up the money should
not shlrk the responsibility of ehoos-
ing the paint. True. the painter
ought to know paint better than the
banker, the professional man or the
merchant. The trouble is, the house
owner too often deliberately bars the
competent and honest painter from
the job by accepting a bid which he
ought to know would make an honest
Job impossible
Secure your bids on the basis Of
National Lead Company's pure White
Lead and pure Linseed OIL and see
that you get these materials
No one need be fooled by adulter-
ated white lead. A blowpipe testing
outfit win be mailed to anyone inter-
ested In paint
Address, National Lead Company
Woodbridge Building, New York City.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

A farmer describes his method Of
clearing the premises Of rats in the
following manner: "On large num-
Der Of old shingles ! put half-tea-
spoonful Of treacle each, and on that
with my pocket knife ] scraped
small amount of concentrated lye.
then placed the old shingles around
under the stable floors and under the
cribs. The next morning found 40
dead rats, and the rest left the farm
for parts unknown. have cleared
many farms of the pests in the same
way. and have never known it to fail"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
You Would Not Accept Counterfeit
Money, Why Accept Counterfeit
Goods?

Good money is made by the Govern
ment in which you have implicit faith
and confidence. Good goods are made
by manufacturers who are willing to
stake their regulations on the quality
Of the material offered TO you through
the medium OF their advertisements in
this paper. Counterfeit goods are not
advertised. The reason for 1t is they
will not bear the close scrutiny to
which genuine advertised goods are
subjected. Counterfeit money pays
more profit to the counterfeiter Coun-
terteit goods are offered to you for the
same reason.
Insist on the Genuine-Reiect the
Counterfeit.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

The Buda-Pesth correspondent Of
Vienna paper says that Count szechen.
VI certainly did not get rid Of all the
inauisitive people when he went to
his own country. On his ride to the
home Of his mother, Countess En-
merioh Szechenyi, where he and
Countess Gladys were invited to
luncheon, and later Count Alexander
Andrassy's, where they dined, the pro
tographers, amateur and professional,
were exasperatingly persistent. Even
Prof Lumnitzer, who is treating the
countess for a throat trouble, was an
noyed by these people. eat the recep-
ton arranged for the young couple at
Oermezo the blessing Of the old
priest, the warm welcome on the part
of the widowed mother, the uni
formed peasants, the white-robed girls,
the active band and the formal ad
dresses all probably impressed the
young American woman, but she was
most surprised when a little girl ad
vanced and presented to her large
heartshaped brown cake The verse
which the little girl repeated told that
the Lebkuchen was the Hungarian
symbol Of welded bliss.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

Under the Law, immigrants who are
admitted are on probation for three
years Il in that time they become
public charges. commit misiemeanors,
or profess anarchy they may be de
ported The department Of commerce
and labor intends to make practical
application Of this law. wifi The help
Of the police, to anarchists and others
who rass the entrance examinations
and later turn cut BADLY
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
DEsERvEo 10 w ALs 80.
Really Able Argument Put Forward
BY Accused Sailor

"A very good story has recently been
told In the fleet Of an incident which
happened when Admiral Evans was in
command Of the Indiana. An Uid-time
blueiacket was at the mast before
Capt. Evans, charged with getting
food out Of a mess chest outside OF
meal hours. This getting Of food for
night watches is a common and strong
desire on the part Of most men aboard
ship
Capt Evans asked the man what he
had to say; and the man, sizing up
the delicate situation, said:
Captain, didn't take no food outer
that chest. Why, captain, there
weren't no food in that chestl
looked in that chest, and, captain,
met a eockroach coming out OF that
chest with tears IN his eyes. ."-Har
peF's Weekly.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

Senator Harte, who has introduced
at Albany a bill against the sale and
manufacture Of cigarettes, has many
original views. These he has the tai
ent to express in terse and striking
terms.
Discussing medicine, in which he
places none too great faith, Senator
Harte said neatly at a recent Albany
banquet:
Medicine is the art OF amusing the
patient while nature cures the dis
ease"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
Wise Cinderella.

Il viii cause diamonds and rubies
to fall from your lips every time you
speak. my child, said the good fairy
and then / shall send You a prince. /"
"What?r gasped Cinderella. And
have all the papers say that was
weak enough to fall into the hands OF
4 fortune hunter? Nay, nay. kind
fairy, send me a ham actor or a hand
some chauffeur, but don't send me a
prince
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

He-so your father thought I want.
ed to marry You for your money. What
did you say?
she-I persuaded him that you
didn't, and then he said If that was
the case you didn't have any sense
Jewish Ledger.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
souRoE q oasTlNAcY ooNE
Loss Of supplies Quickly Brought
Juror 70 Reason.

A gentleman who once served on an
irish jury tells an amusing story Of
his experiences. When the hearing
was over and the Jury retired to their
room to consider their verdict they
found that they stood II to / in favor
Of an acQuittal, but the one happened
to be a very complacent old gentle
man, who rested his chin upon the
head Of q thick bamboo cane and an
nouneed defantly that he was ready
to stay there as long as any of them.
The hours dragged on, evening ar
rived, and the old gentleman OBJ
stinately held out. The other jurors
wearily arranged themselves to make
a night Of it. From time to time the
old gentleman would contemplatiyely
suck the head Of the cane.
Finally he fell asleep and the cane
dropped heavily to the floor. Then one
of the iurymen picked it up and found
to his surprise, that it was nearly full
Of good old Irish whisky The thank
ful eleven passed the cane round, re
lieved it OF its contents, and ther
awakened its slumbering owner. Slow
ly be lifted the cane to his mouth
looked at his watch, and then arose
with the announcement: Boys, In
afther changin' me moind."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
vERYo Q. I.

stork-I see you've got the gout,
Flamingo.
Flamingo-Wrong. Hear OF cent?
pede being caught scorching?
stork-Yes.
Flamingo-Well, I put my foot on
him and got burned.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
Try II Once

There is more actual misery and less
real danger in a case Of itching, skin
disease than any other ailment Hunts
Cure is manufactured especially for
these cases. 1t relieves instantly and
cures promptly. Absolutely guaranteed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

Lord Croners book on Egypt, which
has recently been published. is a great
work ike Grants Memoirs" and
Caesars "Galhc war When men of
action tell in simple language what
they have done, they enliyen history
and give slnews to literature. Lord
Crome7's work has won him the nick.
name The Great Prose Consul
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

The greatest heat IS meter found on
tie equator. bat some ten degrees to
the aerth, while more severe cold has
been registered In northern Siberia
than has been fouaa near the Pole.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

It is no disgrace to be mistaken;
It is a crime to be a hypoerite. That
is the sin against light-the worst Of
all.-John Oliver Hobbs.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

SORE EYES, weak, infamed, red, watery
and swollen eyes, use PETTIT'S EYE
SALVE, 25c. All druggists or Howard
Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar is
good quality all the time. Your dealer or
Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
a eoop coLp.

That seems a very bad cold you've
got, my little mani"
It's very good cold; it's kept me
away from school for two weeks noW!.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

Two young British lords are to be
sent 70 sehoel at an American univer
aity PERHAPS prudent British peers
are thinking It wise to send their sons
to grow'up with The country and catch
the heiresses before other scions OF
nobility have a chance TO see the heir
eEses FIRST
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOws
If SO, use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t will make
them white as snow. OF. package cents.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

To see what Is right and not do Il
is want Of courage.-Morris.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

A man never got on a Joke SO stale
that he couldn't laugh at it himself
Atchison Globe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26
Allke.

Working for living is like Shake
speare's plays-always praised. but
avoided as much as possible.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

Mrs. Winaiow's Soothing Syrup.
For Children teethnR, s0ftens the gums, reduces d.
Stamina alton aays pain, cures wind collie 2sc bottle
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-26

A well-informed physician is fire.
quently ill-informed.
New-York tribune., 1908-04-09
NEW RETOLT IN HAITI
Reported Plans to Force Intervention
of United States.

Port-au-P Prince April S.-There is reason to
believe that measures are now being taken in
this city 10 force the intervention of the United
States. Apparent peace prevails, but there is
good authority for the statement that hostility
against the present Haytian government is
growing more intense.
II Is widely rumored that those who are op-
posed TO the present government including the
better classes of Haytians contemplate a
movement which viii bring matters to a crisis
in a short time It Is reported that they will
take advantage Of the presence in the harbor
OF the United States warships and make an
armed demonstration. not in the expectation OF
overthrowing the government, but in the hope
Of precfpitating landing Of marines, and fol-
lowing this, American intervention.
prominent Haytian official who is highly
esteemed in the foreign colony said to-day:
At present conditions here are iutolerabls and
II is impossible that they can continue beyond A
few days. Prompt Intervention the part Of
the United States or some other power. is the
only means Of avoiding condition Of anarchy.
The Haytian people not able 10 maintain
a stable govern ment. The better educated OF
them realize this. and they would gladly accept
provisional American control. II only as a guar
entee Of protection Of life and property. I DO
not believe that there exists a single Haytian
capable Of exercising constitutional control as
President The present government is merely A
military, dictatorship, perpetuatng its power
through sheer terrorism.