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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Sans Only Enjoyment.

The colored people of the seacoast
Of the Carolinas, like all superstitious
classes. take fearsome and hyster-
ical pleasure In q funeral. and regard
II as enjoyable affair. They are often
heard, when about to attend funeral.
to wish each other a pleasant time.
The gardener Of family in the
town Of c. once went to Charleston
on a visit Of week. Upon his return
home the lady for whom he worked
said: Sam. did you have pleasant
time In Charleston"
mo. ma'am." replied Sam. - very
poor one. And II one of my friends
had not died while was there would
not have enjoyed myself at all"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
orIqinal ARABIAN Nlah...-

The arabian Nights" is an extern
sive collection Of tales forming part
of the Arabic literature, and the ex-
act title of which is The Book Of the
Thousand and One Nights" They
we're first made known to Europe by
Antoine Galland, between 1904 and
I'LL. He was a French orientalist.
who succeeded. after much effort, in
obtaining manuscript. which he sup
plemented by gathering tales from pro-
fessional story-tellers, whom he met
during his travels In the east.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

to shake the
Jacobson whiskered implement the little of Madison
He
for the politics fighting Roosevelt the
legislature IL
He held
Consequently
and
and when back third
the
ton governor, beaten
tax Of the railroads
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

without question
But the attaching ustc
before he had donned the emne when he broke the
millions
could
however
the ballot
in the peneniary with 16 of his principal ieutenans
Republicans
positions
position
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Man a
Creature of
Environ.
nent
BY ADA MAY KRECKER.

foreordned ramfy
to watt unforeseen effects into unexpected places Of this the everyday
of everyday city supplies point Its influences clothes
and and atmosphere and petty doubtless have been
aed less by most jewellers city tents beyond the belt Of
ha But pursued by of Partisan psychologists and
nntesma analyses and who delight adding
golden numbers the results accrng from smokeuness
might acquire gigantic bgness There might be traced the several
members and organs bodies the diseases bred by the CRIME and
there might be discovered Chicago lung, Pitburg skim ST. Louis
eye
Coal miners lungs resembling ponges stuffed with cnders cee-
baed The Chagoans species would differ degree perhaps but
in kind The Psbug complexion would develop through the changes
induced by the smoke ceasy peng into the dainty pores by the
serious scrubbngs involved in behest of cleanliness by
consequences of neglect The ST. Louis pain Of
characteristic and unhappy squint
enforced and prolonged absence of beauty tits but
the the esec But here the psychologists
aerng BESIDES that somber hues make somber
hues depressing dadenng enervatng the light and bril-
liant enegn vng exatng To the dark occult psycho
ogs magnance of hatred sefshn suspicion jealousy greed
and their nearest of dreadful kin.
And psychologist might inquire into the depraviy that
resisy these besettng and pseudo
their founess But it all
chance him urge his arguments overar Be he
perate he will mindful of the silver that lines
For all the SCOT rrae, depresses, deaden po
IA ,rl l., and ind oybp
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
The ONLY News,

"The only news have to tell you,'
wrote the Billville citizen, 'is-the
river has riz an drownded all yer cat
tie, an yer uncle has broke Jail an his
right leg; also lightnin' killed yer two
mules ten minutes fore the sheriff
came to levy on 'em!"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

estate shhesaye Hampshire at cost of something like $OOOO
addition
fairly well fixed financial
fourth
the big Hyde
tanned It,
with
he and d. L. Then Of
Wellesley
Wtora Portugal Duqu Rodrigo
Wellington
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Useful Friends.

People are loved not for their good
ness, their beauty, their wit or their
wisdom, but for their utility. Can he
or she be of any use to me?" is the
question which arises in the minds Of
many men and women when intro
duced, and II the answer is in the
negative there is no continuance OF
the mountaineering Gentlewoman.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
RULES FOR "oPEN SUNDAY"

Justice William J. Gaynor, of the appellate
division of the New York supreme court has
turned loose a moving picture show man,
charged with violating the Sabbath, who had
been convicted in lower court. The law pro.
vdes for the keeping Of christian Sabbath"
and Justice Gaynor declared that when John
Calvin, founder of the Presbyterian church.
played bowls on Sunday after the sermon, he es-
tabllshed a precedent which will prevent the
stopping of harmless sports and recreation on
Sunday Gaynor's decision will probably permit
Sunday baseball
Few American jurists Of the day enjoy a
higher reputation than Justice Gaynor. both as
to ability and personal character. Upon the
bench Of New Works. highest court his rulings
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
A Home Index.

We experienced great difficulty In
keeping track Of bills. receipts and
other important household papers, I'M
I'll we got an indexed letter file, such
as is used in Offices. Now, when Ques-
ton arises concerning bill. 1t Is
quickly settled by producing the file.
These are inexpensive and occupy
very little room.-Harper's Bazaar. /,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Taking AdNantaqe.

An Atchison man with few drinks
to the bad went into store the other
day and tried to show on. A lady
clerk didn't do thing to him but bs
extra nice and sell him stun he had
no use foi characterization Globe.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
A Marrow Eaeane.

During a recent storm at stoke-on.
Trent. Eng. young woman had a
narrow escape Her spectacles were
struck by lightning. The frames
we're split, the glasses broken. She
escaped injury.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Early Days Of Raliroadina.

When the first passenger train In
England took fits trial spin along the
tracks Of the Stockton e. Darlington
railway in 1926. a horseman. bearing
a red danger flag, galloped along just
ahead Of the engine to warn the
crowds Of spectators. and to act as
part Of what was intended as rail-
way pageant
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

1t is said by the new astronomers that
mankind are the children of the stars, that
before the moon had grown cold, ere the
earth had been formed or the sun condensed
into ball of fire, incalculable billions Of
centuries back, the beginnings of us were
born in the bosom of the hottest stars,
where already were set in motion the for
ces that brought forth the human race.
This is an example Of the current notions
on spheres of influence and their limitless-
ness.
Even in the simpler, even in the sim
plest, matters, but let a phenomenon re-
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
DUKE IN NEED OF MONEY

Probably the present duke OF Wellington,
who recently avaed himself of the privilege
which he inherited from his famous ancestor of
standing In the presence of the king of Spain
with his hat on, would view with equanimity a
plan for more nearly equalizing his honors and
his purse. For It is no secret that he has more
than he will ever need of the former and less
than he often desires Of the latter. In other
words he is one Of the hard ups" Of the British
peerage.
The present duke may be said to have been
treated pretty. badly by fate. There was time
when the title was worth much to its possessor.
The first holder the conqueror of Napoleon, had
not only honors but money as well showered
m he rit
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

The new law Offices Of State Repre-
sentative Harry J. Robinson are In
rooms 102-1O3 Mercantile Block. Salt
Lake City, Utah, to whom all who
are in need OF legal advice are re-
ferred
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Hlccouoh.

A newspaper quotation claims that
relief from hiccough can be obtained
by holding the arms straight above
the head. and keeping up inspiration
az long as possible so as to retain the
air in the lungs for a long time.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
MAKES WAR ON DIVORCE

Paul Bourget, the French author has made
himself conspicuous by his irreconcilable oppo
siton to the act which has just been passed by
the French parliament legalizing divorce. During
the whole history of France marriage has been
indissoluble, except for a few years during the
revolutionary period when religion itself became
an illegal thing. Full liberty of union and dis.
union was allowed until at the restoration of the
monarchy in 1916, the old order of things was
restored divorce law was again passed 70
years later, when the rupture between the state
and the church was becoming acute and now
the French parliament has, in order to empha-
size its hostility to the Vatican, gone so far as
to authorize either of the parties to a separation
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
in THE LIMELIGHT
EATS PIE WITH A KNIFE"

Jacob F. Jacobson bids fair to become new
and unique figure in politics as "the man who
eats pie with a knife" He was unanimously
nominated for governor by the Republicans Of
Minnesota few days ago. In placing his name
before the convention former Congressman
Frank M. Eddy declared that Jacobson's OPP
ponents had found only one thing to say against
him, that he eats pie with his knife.
1--WE plead guilty to the Indictment" said
Eddy, "and he says that as he has followed this
mode Of procedure for a good many years with
out cutting himself he expects to continue 1t
until he finds some better way"
Jacobson's nomination was seconded by the
other candidates who had been campaigning
AGAINST him for four montha without heinR able
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Can You Understand-

How a man who invariably watches
his hat in restaurant can turn round
and lose several hundred dollars In q
bank failure?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

We do monopoze American girls Love knows
international boundaries trust manageable American girls would
lie outside the jurisdiction of the interstate commission and
would the administration additional for
What troubles is the foreign business pursued the
basis vanity careful scrutiny of Dun and Brad
the other The cold calculating and merely commercial nterna
tona marriage Puritan instincts shock We have been
trained consider marriage than barter "Gve cold
cash and will the tnse title fails to line with
American ideals of marriage
further strikes the American that this running after for
titles of serious decadene the American spirit Con-
seng rather foeahes decades
break away from foreign titles this title hunting woefuy like
turning back to the flesh pots of Egypt.
price of these lords and dukes high, considering
the quality of the goods That these titled foreign gentlemen conde-
pean dollars when throw in
American girl with the cash in the most approved chrome advertising
ought suppose gratitude But does not We know he
will divorce and break the heart of the girl she
all within reasonable time according to the high tastes Of
bis class and the rules of the game.
The love of titles Difference the appngs of for
astocrace bacillus which American institutions have not
yet wholly eliminated from systems An American girl who wholly
truly American would foreign duke if she loved him
money for the baube of a title
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
One Comfort for Johnny.

YES" said Mrs. Lapsling; Johnny
tries my patience sometimes. but
never spank him. don't believe in
corpulent punishment"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

beauty and health and happiness and mind, mayhap
it paradoxicaly stimulates into being at least some
of the baser born virtues Those who live always amid
sunshine and bamy breezes readily crushed by the
first outburst of Storm whereas in sterner hearts,
destined to rise only in face of difficulties dire and
dangers, grow rude robust obstinacy and forceful
ness that stand their in good stead So the Pa
rision may conclude that albeit sorry blight
sunless cities the smoke in divers times and places has
blown us some small measure of good.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

In
in
of
subjects
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

COUNTY Clerks. write TO Pembroke
Stationery Co., Salt Lake. about the
new loose leaf County Record Book.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

Vanity
Gives Birth to
Foreign Marriage
MiCrObe
BY r. A. WHITE. ID. D.. CHICAGO.

THE American craze for foreign marriages is a
matter for the psychologist the aenist Prof James
would find interesting field for his peculiar talent in
ascertanng the precise mental mcrobe which produces
the disease. In extreme Lombroso or Nordau
might be called into consultation
Our Amercanism is not narrow, of course, that
object to an international marriage now and then,
providing it is love affair. Continuous national in
breeding is not wholly wise. A reasonable mixing Of
American with English, French or German stock, if
of the yire nnalitv il NOT objectionable
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1908-05-13

przypuszczaja w kolach DIPLOMA
tycznych, re natrafia one jeszcze
ma trudnoSci, a zw}aszcza, IL ME
przyjdzie latwo przeprowadzic re-
formy. Podnosza zarzuty przeciw
wstapieniu funkcyonaryuszy eu-
ropejskich do siuzby tureckieJ,
przez co straciliby ma wzieciu u
ludnosci chrzescijahskiej. Licza
sic przedewszystkiem oporem
suitana co do naprawy sadowni-
ctwa w rozmiarach, jake jej ma
daje projekt rosyjski, podczas gdy
z drugiej strony Anglia ME przy-
puszcza ich zwezenia. P. lzwol-
ski jednak wyrazil w Dumie via
re w ,,lojalne" poparcie przez
Niemcy projektu rosyjskiego. Wy
razenie znamienne, albowiem zda-
je sic movie, liz W Konstantyno-
polu sa diva rodzaje poparcia ME
mieckiego.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1908-05-13
PRZEGLAD
pOuTYEl MIEDzYNARODOWEJ'
Chicago 13 maja.

(Nuta sloaViaaSl;a 10 ROsyt. -
Me zerrCaniie, ale rOzEqczenie Ro-
syi ! AuarO-Weg
Rosya zaczyna znowu nucic ma
mute slowianska. Odezwaia sic O.
ma luz w toascie cesarza Mikolaja
ma czeSc ksiecia Mikolaja czarno-
g6rskiego. W strofie: ,,Witam ser
decznie w osobie Waszej krolew-
skiej Wysokosci, naczelnika sio-
wianskiego domu ksiazecego, z
moim zwiazkami pokrewienstwa
zlaczonego, a zarazem wladce kra-
in sciSle zespolonego Rosya
wspolnoscia WARY i rasy". TAX u
czczony ks. Nikita opuScil Pc
tersburg, wielce zadowolony pre-
dewszystkiem dlatego, re otrzy-
NAL osobista pozyczke z cesarskie-
go funduszu domenow, dalej osm
kroc sto tysiecy rubli niby ma u
trzymanie jakiegoS klasztoru w
Czarnog6rze, oraz obietnice rocz-
nej zapomogi trzech kroc sto ty-
siecy rubli na cele wojskowe. Co
sic tyczy dotarcia przez ksiestwo
kolej Dunaj Adryatyk, do Anti
vari, musial sic ksiaze ME obowia-
zujacem zadowolic przyrzecze-
MEM.
Ale jeszcze silniejsza byla nu-
ia slowianska, we wstepie mowy
p. Izwolskiego wypowiedzianeJ
w Dumie. Minister spraw zagra-
nicznych, ktory znalaz} sic byi
niedawno w tenn przykrem polo
zcniu, IL bronil w Dumie podnie-
sienia poselstwa w Toxic do am
basady, wskutku zwyciestwa ia
ponii mad Rosya, wyglosil MEDIA
VINO druga move o bliskim
Wschodzie. WaznoSc jej glownie
ma tenn polega, IL byla pogrzebem
wspolnoSci korzysci Austro-We-
gier i to pogrzebem ME pierwszej
klasy, bo brakio oracyi pochwal-
nei dla nieboszczki. Przeciwnie p.
Izwolskij oswiadczyi, ze wspol-
nose ia nigdy ME byla popularna,
dal do zrozumienia, re dose ME
chetnie objal ja jako spadek po
dw6ch swoich poprzednikach, jak
sic pokazuje, bez dobrodziejstwa
inwentarza; zaznaczyl, ze dwaj
cywilni agenci dwoch ,mocarstw
porozumienia" juz ME So odpowie-
dnimi, stwierdzil niepowodzenie
dziaiania rosyjsko austryacko :
wegierskiego powiedzial, re ma
ley zastapic dawny uklad innym,
mniej obejmujacym wszystkie
mocarstwa.
Me ma TEN koniec! Podniosl
bowiem poSrednio zarzuty pre-
civ kolei sandzackiej i nazwai ja
znaczna ma Baikanach korzyscia
Austro Wegier; wysrubowai jej
donioslosc to wspolnie z mowca
kadet6w Miliukowern, ktory posu-
nal przesade do nazwania jej
,,wielkiem powodzeniem bar.
Aehrenthala". l dalej kilkakrotnie
przeciwstawii p. Izwolskij bezin-
teresownosc Rosyi niby samolu-
bnym zamiarom Austro Wegier.
Zrecznie bardzo postawii Rosys
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1908-05-13
POLSCY DELEGACI
w STOLICY STANOW ZJED.

Cd Wiel. ks. Furmana, ktory
wraz putk. Smolihskim wyjechai
byl do Waszyngtonu, azeby w
Kongresie przedlozyc rezolucye
przyjete ma Wiecu protestacylnym
w Chicago, nadeslal nam sprawo-
zdanie ze swych czynnosci, ktore
ponizej podajemy:
Szanowni Rodacy!
Uwazam "a moi obowiazek u
wiadomic ogol, jak sprawa nasza
obecnie przedstawia sic we Wa
szyngtonie.
w zeszly poniedzialek, dn. 4
.bm. mielismy posluchanie trwaja-
ce godzine.
Komitet spraw zagranicznych
sklada sic Is cz}onkow, a mia
nowicie 9 republikanow i 6 de-
mokratow; przewodniczacym te-
go komitetu, jak zreszta wszyst-
kich komitetow W czasie republi-
kanskich rzadow, jest republika-
min. Komitet ten decyduje, czy-
Ii w jaki sposob ma zreferowac
w Izbie poslow kazda sprawe
wschodzaca w obreb jego dziaial-
nosci,-a do takich spraw naleHy
i nasza,- przewodniczacym jego
zas jest posel Cousins Iowa. Od
przewodniczacego wlasciwie "a
ley prawie W zupelnosci sposob
zreferowania spraw przedlozo-
nych: moze On wedle wlasnego u
znania w czasie sesyi Kongresu
zwoIywac czlonkow komitetu ma
narade, ale moze tez tego zanie-
chat, gdy mu' sic tax podoba tym
sposobem sprawe O ktora chodzl
umorzyc pogrzebac W zarodku.
Otoz komitet ten, pomimo staran
niektorych zyczliwych nam czion-
k6w Kongresu ME raczyl mas "a
szczycic posiuchaniem, tylko P,
Cousins wyznaczy} do wysAucha-
MIA mas subkomitet ziozony z Sch
republikanow, ktorych przewo-
dniczacym byl pan Capron.
U tych panow >przeto mieliSmy
posluchanie, udzielone nam je-
dnakowoz taxa niechecia i u
przedzeniem, ze wbrew zwycza-
iowi ME zawezwano nawet steno-
grafa do spisania protokoiu; Wi
docznem byio, re panowie CT z
CORY postanowili Gala sprawe ma
sza umorzyc.
Pomino to, dzieki zabiegom
wysilkom puik. Smolihskiego
jakotez niektorych zyczliwych
czlonkow Kongresu, we srode, dn.
6 bm., prawie gwaltem i przemo-
ca dotarlismy pred oblicze preze-
sa komitetu, pana Cousinsa. Wiel-
ki ten pan, zapewne w obawie,
bysmy mu "a wiele drogiego CA
su ME zabierali, sam stal i nam
stac kazai w czasie wspaniaiomy-
snie udzielonego nam pieciomi-
nutowego posluchania, poczem W
wielkim bolem serca i wspolczu-
ciem dla cierpiacych Polakow' O.
swiadczyl, re udzielilby nam CHG
tnie wiecej czasu, ale inne nagla-
ce sprawy ma to mu ME pozwala-
ia. Pozegnal mas, mic nam ME O.
biecujac, dajac tylko do zrozu-
mienia, re sprawa to bardzo de-
likatna drazliwa. Wogole tax
on jak inni zastawiali sic ciagle
utrzymywaniem, ze okazaniem
wsp6iczucia dla Polak6w, zrazil-
Il
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1908-05-13

jako Opatrznosc, czuwajaca szla-
chetnie mad ludami i panstwami
baEkanskiemi, ,,ktore widza w nieJ
naturalnego przyjaciela obroh-
ce". Mowii takze O zdrowym ego
izmie Rosyi, ale takim, ktory'
wyjdzie ma dobre takze ludom
balkanskim; wielka bowiem
szczeroscia oswiadczyi,ze musi o.
na unkac wszelkich zawiklan wo-
jennych, CO rownalo sic wyznaniu,
re ME jest dis W stanie prowadzic
wojny; stad realistyczne bardzo
i ma razie przekonywujace wylo-
zenie jej bezinteresownosci, kto-
rel wartosc jednak znacznie osia-
bia wlaSnie niemoc i niemoznosc
rzucenia ma szale zbrojnej SHY.
Rosya zdaje sic movie do ludlow
balkanskich: ,,Czekajmy lepszych
czasow'' = nadzieje IL nadejda,
czerpie zapewne W niezmiernych
swoich zasobach, ktore przed ME
iakim czasem wykazai W rozmo-
vie re wspolredaktorem ,,Boersen
Courier" minister finansow Ko-
kowcew, powoiujac sic ma cyfry i
fakta swiadczace, re pomimo o.
gromnych kosztow wojny kiosk
wewnetrznych, zamoznosc i kre-
dyt Rosyi podnosi sic zdumiewa-
jaco.
P. Izwolskij ostateczne utoph
wsp6lne, kierujace stanowisko Ro-
syi Austro Wegier W koncer-
Gle europejskim. Stoimy wobec
faktu, ktoremu cabinet wiedenski
ME probuje nawet zaprzeczyc. Ma
stapilo miedzy Rosya j Austro-
Wegrami ME zerwanie ale rozla-
czenie. Pierwsza dale do zrozu-
mienia, il ME wskutek wprawdzie
niewiernosci, ale przeciez uchybie-
MIA strony drugiej, ktore czyni
dalsze po6ycie i bezuzytecznem
niepozadanem. w istocie jednak
widocznem jest, ze kalej sandzac-
ka byia tylko Pozorem, bo rozia-
czenie dla niezgodnosci usposo-
bien bylo juz dojrzaiem. Nastapi-
10 zatem, ale bez skandalu. Wspol-
nose pozycia nalezy juz do pre-
szioSci; mozna re wzgledow mo-
ralnoSci europejskiej rownowagi
zalowac, IL utrzymana ME costa
Ia, ale teraz idzie to, ably bez
rekryminacyj Wye sic W nowe
stosunki, to jest obrac rozumna
polityke, oparta = wedle slow P.
Izwolskiego - ma zdrowym ogoi-
zmie. w niej nalezy zyczye bar.
Aehrenthalowi powodzenia. ME
aadajac, aby mogso bye TAX wiel-
kiem, jak twierdzii mowca kade-
tow Miliulcow.
Dobrego wychowania a zapew-
ne takze dobrej polityki oznaka
jest, il CABINET wiedehski ME Okla
zuje ami ziego humoru ami rozdra-
znienia, re ME boczy sic bez fax
szywej miloSci wiasnej zgodzii
sic na rosyjski projekt reform ma
cedonskich. Jest qowszechne
nlniemanie, ze uda sic pogodzic
angielskie rosyjskie wnioski, a
p. Izwolskij przy kohcu swej mo-
wy stwierdzil, re Anglia juz usta-
pila CO sic tyczy zmniejszenia
woisk tureckich W Macedonii i Co
do generalnego gubernatora; mad
innymi zas punktarni = dodal =
tocza sic dalsze ukiady. Otoz