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The sun., 1908-06-28
MAN SHOT IN HARLEM.
Refuses to Tell Who shot Him-He VII
Probably Die.

William Leonard. 90 years Old. of 224 East
l04th street, was shot on i20th street just
Of Third avenue last night by an unidenti-
fed man. Leonard is in Harlem Hospital
and will probably die,
Clarence Lewis. drug clerk Of 22ss
Second avenue, chased Leonard's assailant
on his wheel for q mile but finally lost him
Leonard refuses to give the police any
information. He says that the shooting
he will! settle with his antagonist when he
gets well. Although Leonard told the
police he was a trainman on the New York
Central by occupation, he was recognized
as member of one Of the local gangs, and
last nights trouble is supposed TO be part
OF gang fight.
The sun., 1908-06-28
luoY BURGLARS IN A SCHOOL.
C4nsAt Tnese by the Janitsr. They Boast Of
Previous Thefts.

Janitor Esdsli Of Public School IS. In Hay
'woca street. Williamsburg. heard an un-
u1hal noise in one Of the olassrooms about
! 6'cicok last night. To his beat knowledge
~ place he'd been cleared OF ohildren and
" eouidn't figure for q while why William
'cc2lcmia OF 81 Harrison avenue and
Abfsham Conxiffe OF SO Harrison avenue.
181h years old, we're crouohing low be-
'tesetn che benches OF the room where the
noise came from.
The bcys enlightened the janitor by in
forming him that they were trying to get
away with come loose stationery in the
teaclter'e desk. They had got in through
8 basement window with the aid Of crow
bar. The boys showed muoh brayado AND
remarked to the policeman when they we're
taken 70 the Clymer street station that
they had been locked up many times before
charged with stealing things out of schools
and candy stores. Stealing was what they
were charged with in this particular case
and the stnall prisoners will be arraigned
IN the Chiidrenss Court. Brooklyn, to-mor-
row morning
The sun., 1908-06-28

IT. the other finals the leader on the first
eighteen holes won out In each instance. but
there was M straw, to show how the Hunger
II saSaTe j. tSs %ornips X his is Is iSs sum. sum.
holes
beat H. e. ArmstrSns Fox His up and 70 play. ii''
Beaten Elght-W;,d. Hooplc, Fox Hills, beat
seeoss fnf Dea,
qsssS Second E01 krHD h 4HYD spd Psy Fox Hills
beat ". l. Seaman, Richmond County. up and
Third s.teen-zE. G., Johnson, Fo. Hills, beat
HOFFMAN, hnS a V pSSsNs ss fGs play HIS beat O.
McMenamy has a good style and is q stocky.
Last session he won ten cups at Fox Hills,
ana sf $ $ysss and sfe S"ssaa a
sss HSs S%s VII s have Sa sHs S3sSsh
,oi 1899 and is'o = Jspln io2i Louis Lyingssp;
End End, is1S John John M Ward; 100" p W. Kendall 1907
The soS%pesi,on is held ED H oP the
vas large field ED 70 finish in the annual all
medal ylth Is in the gnaliiyins round. had
The net prize seemed for long Willie due to
Gns g. h e the s 1 f. ths b. ~ st & boar
J. n, Aver tied HIN with identically the same
score. gross, handicap, and net. or the
Hnngerford and Graham all live at the club
comment. The handicap cards were;
HI III ( 4ssos 4Esstf e. 81 I'z % 4 4 eIHa!,F Rr.Es1s e.
g' s ss.Ssn ,SaS,'s g. = 1 Nra,ssns a asaa
g, 80; g. Abls,ronn, o.. is7d M 3. ggekley.
4 - & smith, %. ~ " ;,isS,, RsSnsi,,
&. lslS " g. :.s aSSpis - E. p Ia.,i Tsn,sT
ss. i1-si; Charles Presbrey .ss e~si: B. s. Bottome,
srS l. Daniels: a,s:: S7 dS ,ssi 4 Marvin, 1,xd S
@ ioi s g. A cssaIHa1 Esa. V g. S Gs s. /. t. bsSis, h
s.ss 6. W. BSckei. Ycs-,7' IS; W. ". Mssse' ics &
the bail Ds sWsepst"Res s al The Glen RIdae Gof @
Club to-day and the Benedicts beat the Bach
elors In team match, Summaries:
D IL + sisndss ss1fss s. il y ss%s sslsTn a. IS
eSwsr' s & i9S ,s BENSON M Eds'ff. ~ .s Nv e.
Gaiey. s5, Iiesl: W. g. Thomas, si. s.so IL. sng,
Sis. Sss iGs Ss % 80 E. v l. esSossSn sossSS ,s g. S s
McSpllSash. g & n, lct noSi; H. B. Davis ioO i4-0i;
o; Z. W. Congdon. o. j. Newell, !; w. Thomas, i;
+. Van Auken, 0: G, Hungerford. /; II. Snyder. ":
Bsohelors-G Brown 7: G. T. Ms!sy, o; L. smith.
I; H. b. Smith. I: T. Maley. o: H. Langstroth, o:
r. baldwin, l: W. Seymour. o: II. N. Brown. vi A..
uhisr. o. Total. ~.
MoNrcLAIR, June IA one club compe-
titton at eighteen holes on the links of the
Upper Montolalr Country Club this afternoon
was won by J. L. King. with q net score OF bs.
The scores: a
b e. Kns, "a, so-ss; II. q. Macsie, %, l4-7s:
r. LAuchner, OF. A-73. p. w Kemp, i04 fill:
Z. cocfstaih 20. H.iS i. Nss:: ioo aIJsE Z; Y.
Eaton, o. tb.-Di A. Armagnac, e3, f3--e0 r. Ferris.
10, $50 Wright lSs Ms, ss A 6 Fss,ssO,a smSTsa
a. ,i-ss; h, Ainssy, i53, M.sE n: hoir.. .Ss .i--ss
Y. p. Lawes, iox. iB--A7. E 58
y The ,AaAl for tAs snrins CUP bsswssa .. Q.
The sun., 1908-06-28
$50 Priests At Father KiIpatricks Funeral.

80 Priests at Father Kiipatrick's Funeral.
The funeral yesterday Of the Rev. Joseph
Fitzpatrick, pastor Of the Church Of Sts
Peter and Paul. in Wythe avenue, Williams
burg. who died on Wednesday in the Eastern
District Hospital after an operation for
appendicitis, was attended by more than
p. +. McNamara, Vicar General Of Brook
lyn, represented Bishop Mcdonnell, who is
In Europe. Thomas z. Carroll was the
celebrant Of the requiem mass and John
O'Hara and Francis X. Ludeke. deacon and
sub-deacon. Mgr. Connery OF Buffalo de-
livered the eulogy, .&The interment was In
Holy Cross Cemetery.
The sun., 1908-06-28
Starving woman Found In the stree,.

feeble woman was found surrounded
BY a crowd Of children in the doorway OF
tenement near Bleeoker and Houston streets
yesterday afternoon by Policeman Hughes
OF the Mercer street station. She told him
that she was rs years old and had no home
pr. Walsh from 81. vincent's Hospital said
that she was suffering from starvation and
she was taken to the hospital. She revived
hter Y the day and said that she was Mrs,
Mary Burns. &. sa.,,.s : n 4. Y. y \
The sun., 1908-06-28
indictments Against North Jersey street
Railway Company Dismissed.

Chief Justice 0ummere at Newark yes
terday dismissed the three indictments
rsturnsd by the December term OF the Grand
Susy Of 1909 against the North Jersey Street
Haliway Company, at the request OF Prose-
cueoe Mott. Tho indictments charged the
~ an unsanltary condition and the using al
8exeetlye Tenders. The reason FOR their
S3ul1sai was because there would be no
~ Msas{fSe ss{Se 20 sustain them u they were moved
The sun., 1908-06-28
BACK nv COLLEGE AT 75.

First WOman Graduate or Indiana UnIyer.
sity Returns to Study Greek.
BIooNrNaroN, Ind, June 27.-Miss Sarah
Morrison, Is years old, matriculhted at the
State University here yesterday and will
make a speciality OF the study OF Greek
during the summer term.
Miss Morrison was the first woman
graduate Of the univ ersity. She was a
member Of the GLASS Of 80. majoring in
lraek and Latin
The sun., 1908-06-28
Texan Krls Himself and HIS wire.

DALLAS, Tax, June a. will p. Heinman
shot and killed his wife and himself last
night In Marshall because Of domestic
troubles. Mr.. Hsinuan came from Long
View and was well known In Texas. The
paiE leave two children v ~
The sun., 1908-06-28
NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEES.

nAWffee MnetefIInCk LIKELY 70 Win the
Years Prixe for Literature.
spsetai Caess DsspateA 10 TEN SUN
& BRussBLs. June 27--Maurice Maeterlinck
pnd Emile Verhaeren are most likely nomi-
n6es for the Nobel prize this year.
The sun., 1908-06-28

DOCS AND CATs--,Ths American Sooiesy spr
re re, rrpvsnaon q Cruelty % Animais annodnoss
ma's snss,l q iS snss ssh S. sronx sad % psiaaesy
may be takqn. Apilnsls wiii sjso 81 rsceivsd st
1oad q. and Eass River aud iii Eass isd IL. Nan
i: sss%s X aa ma sssse wsss &. x :eS Z. Is"
The sun., 1908-06-28

$500 Flat Top Desks, $l3.7S
Nice solid Oak Flat Top Office Desk
Length 50 inches, width "a inches,
six roomy drawers and large double
drawer for large books, extra slides
on ends, thoroughly constructed and
finished. Regular price ca TX
$500: July sale price. pISs/O
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
TIME IS THE TEST.
The Testimony Of Johnson
City People Stands the
Test.

The test of time is what tells the tale
The public soon finds out when misrep-
reservations are made, and merit alone
will stand the test of time.
Johnson City people appreciate merit
and many months ago local citizens
publicly endorsed Doan's Kidney Pills;
they do so still. Would citizen make
the statement which follows unless
convinced that the article was Just as
represented? A cure that lasts is the
kind that every sufferer from kidney
ills is looking for.
@F. P. Baxter, living on corner Spring
and Walnut Sts., Johnson City, Tenn.
says: 81 have had kidney complaint
for long time and think the heavy
lifting have done in my time is re-
sponsible for the trouble. l suffered
for long time with stiffness and
soreness in the small of my back and l
was SO lame and stiff upon first arising
in the morning that | could scarcely
move. At last Doan's Kidney Pills
were brought to my attention and
procured box at the Patton Drug Co.
Since using them have felt much bet
ter in every way and can conscientious
y say that they have done me o great
deal of good" From statement given
February %, 1909
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
MAN THE NATION REQUIRES.
John A. johnson the Ideal Occupant
Of the Presidential Chair.

AS president. Gov. Johnson would
have the qualities that might described
as logically and historically needful
at this time, representing both in
thought and by concrete achievement
all Of the progressive reforms to which
the American people are now thorough
ly committed. His personality and
his methods are such that, coming into
Office after the strenuous and even
terrifying political and financial ex.
periences Of recent years, he would be
prepared to hold all that has been
gained, restore an era of good feeling
and smoothly and comfortably prepare
the way for such additional advanced
legislation as the times require. In
word, Gov. johnson is precisely the
kind of leader the nation requires at
this time, ready for new legislation to
meet new needs, but careful and con.
sentative In his methods. The same
confidence.inspiring, vote-getting at
tributes that have made Gov, John.
Is absolutely no question that he
could carry the state as the Demo
cratic presidential nominee will make
him equally popular with the voters
Of the nation, once they have an OPP
portunity to become acquainted with
the man.
Every political campaign has It's in.
dIvidual conditions. 1t is found in this
contest that Gov. Johnson possesses
strength peculiar to him alone and
by which he Is certain to bring to the
Democratic party upwards of million
votes in the middle west that have
hitherto been Republican. This condi.
ton insures beyond a reasonable
doubt victory for Democracy and Gov.
Johnson in the following states: Min.
nesota, North and South Dakota, ILL
nois, Wisconsin, Iowa, Kansas. Ne
braska, Colorado, Montana, Washing
ton and Michigan.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
LEADER IN INSURANCE REFORM.
Whole Country Benefited by Action
OF Gov. Johnson.

Having had some valuable expert.
ence in recognizing powerful Mime
sofa insurance company, Gov JOhR-
son was we'll prepared to deal with
the emergency which arose when the
corruption and extravaganza of the
management Of the great national life
insurance companies was revealed In
1905 In November OF that year. he
wrote a letter to President Roosevelt,
which placed him in the front rank of
national leaders. In this letter the
governor suggested conference Of
governors and attorney generals to be
called by the president at Chicago.
The conference was held In the follow
ing February and Gov. Johnson, as its
chairman and dominant figure, named
the famous committee OF fifteen"
whose recommendation were EN-.
bodied in the law in Minnesota and
in about a dozen other states.
While the momentous decision re-
Gently given by the supreme court In
similar cases coming up from North
Carolina and Minnesota may have the
effect Of invalidating some OF the rail.
way legislation secured by Gov John.
son In Minnesota, the fact remains that
he has done what he set out to do and
secured the enactment Of popular and
benefcent Legislation. II, as now
seems probable, the epoch-making de-
cision Of the court in large measure
transfers railway legislation from the
states to the national legislature, 1t be.
comes of particular significance that
one of the earliest acts of Gov. John.
sons career as a member of the Min.
nesota legislature was the introduc
tion Of memorial to congress to eY
tend the powers of the interstate com
merce commission, a memorial which
ante,dated the extension of those 20 W.
srS by some four years.
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road that leads to the destruction OF
republics"
He is opposed to the government
ownership OF railways, by state or ma.
ton, but, as his acts show, is q strong
believer in Just and rigorous regula.
ton.
He is opposed to oversee expansion.
He favors "the peaceful consolidS.
ton of the continent from Panama to
the Arctic circle"
He is opposed to great military es.
adjustments, but believes that the
size of the American navy must neces.
sarily be determined to some extent
by the naval activities of other coun.
tries.
He Is opposed to ship subsidies.
You cant kill combinations, he
says but when they come In
to crush the business of individuals
they must be opposed as evils"
He believes in an income tax.
He believes in the Just and equal
enforcement Of law, and that the OBJ
servance OF the law is an incumbent
upon the rich and powerful as upon
the poor and weak
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21

"When Justice Brewer, said Kan.
sas lawyer, "was on the Leavenworth
circuit as criminal Judge, he had no
patience with the pleas of hypnotism
and such like newfangled notions that
then were coming to the fore.
"Once, | remember, a man was being
tried before him for shoplifting.
ga witness said he thought the pris-
oner had kleptomania.
" 4 presume, judge, he added, you
know what kleptomania is, eh?'
" Yes, said the Judge, Il do. 1t is a
disease that am sent here to cure"
Washington Star.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
PLATFORM BROAD AND STRONG.
Declarations Of Gov johnson All Dem.
ocrats viii Indorse.

"The Man from Minnesota" be.
lieves in the immediate revision of
the tariff to the end that articles now
controlled in America by illegal and
immoral combinations may be deprived
of their tariff power to rob the COM
munity," He believes that tariff re-
vision is one of the most important
works for the correction of the abuses
that are plaguing the country.
He believes that the maintenance Of
government by the people involves the
least interference by federal power
with the domestic affairs of the states
consistent with efficient national ad-
ministration.
He believes in the constitution. For
a president" he says, Ito go outside
the constitution, even to accomplish g
bsnsfcent purpose, is to entes the
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21

Mr.. E. Humphrey, who owns large
general store at Omega, o., and is pres
ident of the Adams County Telephone
Co., as well as of the Home Telephone
Co., of Pike county, Ohio, says of DIR.
Kings New Discovery: at saved my
life once. At least l think it did. II
seemed 10 reach the spot-the very seat
of my cough when everything else
failed" DR.. Kings New Discovery moi
only reaches the cough spot; it heals
the sore spots and the weak spots in
throat, lungs and chest Sold under
guarantee at H. G. Miller's drug store
SOC and 81. Trial bottle free.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
PrOlOnging Life.

While no way has yet been found to
make life perpetual, it is fact that life
can be prolonged. Many people die
before their time because the organs
become clogged and can not do their
work. To keep the body open, active
and free from impurities there must be
no constipation, dyspepsia, fatulency,
liver troubles, etc. If old or young
people suffer from these complaints
they can find a ready cure with DR..
Caldwells Syrup Pepsin. 1t is abso-
lutely guaranteed to do what is claimed
and if you want to try it before buying
send your address for free sample
bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co., 119 Cald-
well Bldg, Monticello, Ill. 1t is sold
by druggists at SOC and 81 bottle.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
Mrs. Knight of Bellyiew,

A dozen and one things are recon-
mended to cure constipation, and for
five years Mrs. Knight, of Bellview,
Tenn, tried them all. She was almost
in despair when DIR. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin was recommended to her. She
took it and was Immediately relieved.
She continued with it and was perma-
nently cured. 1t will cure anyone of
constipation or any stomach, liver or
bowel trouble. 1t is absolutely guar
anteed to do what is claimed, and if you
want to try it before buying, send your
address for free sample bottle to Pep
sin Syrup Co., 119 Caldwell Bldg. Mon
ticello, Ill. 1t is sold by all druggists
at so and 81 bottle.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21

Married people should learn what to
do for one another's little ills, and for
the ills Of children that may come. They
are sure sooner or later to have occasion
to treat constipation or indigestion
When the opportunity comes remem Der
that the quickest way to obtain relief,
and finally permanent cure, is with
DR.. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin, the great
herb laxative compoDd. A bottle should
always be in the house. 1t is absolute
ly guaranteed to do what is claimed,
and if you want to try it before buying
send your address for a free sample
bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co., 119 Cald-
we'll Bldg, Monticello, Ill. 1t is sold
by druggists at SOC at 81 bottle.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
THIRD ANNUAL MEETING
Of the East Tennessee Teachers ASSOcia-
ton, University of Tennessee, Knox
vile. Nav ~. % and 20. NOS.

lion, University OF tennessee, KNOX
vile, May ~, rs and 20, 1908.
The third session of the East Tennes-
see Teachers Association will be held
at the University of Tennessee Wednes.
day, Thursday and Friday, May q, 20
and 30. The East Tennessee Farmers
Convention will be in session at the
university at the same time, and one or
more joint sessions of the conventions
will be held, thus affording the teach
ers and farmers an opportunity to dis.
cuss together their common problems
and to gain each better understand.
ing of the work of the other and a fuller
sympathy with it. Valuable and inter.
esting programs are being prepared for
both meetings, and it is expected that
the attendance will be very large.
AT the meeting of the Middle Ten
nessee Educational Association at
Nashville few weeks ago more than q
thousand teachers were present East
Tennessee should send at least as many
to this meeting at Knoxville.
The association is not for public
school teachers alone, but for all teach
ers, whether in public or private city
or country schools or in colleges and
universities, and also for all school of
ticers and all others interested iu edu.
cation and the improvement of educa.
tional facilities. All are cordially in
vited and urged to attend and take
part in the discussions and other pro,
ceedings of the meeting. The railroads
have been asked to make a special rate
for the meetings and it is expected that
the rate will be made
Very truly,
Horace l.. ELLIS, President.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
Whooping Cough.

"In February our daughter had the
whooping cough. MIR. Lane, of Hart
land, recommended Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy and said it gave his
customers the best of satifaction. We
found it as he said, and can recommend
it to anyone having children troubled
with whooping cough, says Mrs. A.
Goss, of Durand, Mich. For sale by
Il. @. Miller.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
City Church Directory
THE PUBLIC ALWAYS WELCOME

First Baptist Church-E Main Street. Rev.
Clarence Hodge. Pastor; PaStorium, III
Harris Avenue Sunday School - 9;l5 a. m.
Preaching 1880 a. m. and 1880 p. m, b, Y. p.
U.-63O p. m, Prayer Meeting-W Wednesday,
7;30 p. IN.
Christian Church, Main Street Rev. ],
Lem Keevil Pastor Residence 209 Buffalo
Street, Bible School-9a. m: Communion and
Sermon-lO:3Oa a. m; Y p. 5. C. E,--6:3O p m.
PreaChing-73O p, m; Prayer Meeting
ST Johns Church (EpiscopaD- Street
and Myrtle Avenue. Rector, Rev, W. H. Os-
borne, ReetOry, 20s Unaka Ave, Services
f Observation-Disclosures Guild Thursday p M St
Marys Guild Tuesday 2 p. m st. Andrew S
brotherhood Wednesday 1.30 p. m sunday Z
a. m, early celebration: 9,l5a.m. Sunday school
10. 30 a. m, morning prayer and sermon Friday
$50 p m. litany and instructions 8 p, IN. choir
practice,
First Methodist Episcopal Church Corner OF
Main and Roam Streets-keV. A. S. Beaman,
Pastor Parsonage, 100 5 Roam Street. Sunday
School--9 a. m. Preaching -l0:3O Il. m; Ep-
worth League-6:3O p M; Preaching-7:3O p.
M; Prayer Meeting Wednesday, Z: 80 p. IN,
Market Street M. T. Church South-R.v. :.
b. Vaught, D. d., Pastor Parsonage. Corner
Market and Roam Streets. Preaching-1O:30 a.
m. and 7:30 p. M; Sunday School 8 a. M; Ep-
worth League meets 45 minutes before evening
preaching; Prayer Meeting Wednesday, 7:3C
p. m,
First Presbyterian Church Corner Main and
Humboldt StreeJS. Kew j. EdmunuS Brown,
Pastor; Manse, ll6 Watauga Avenue Sunday
School-9 Is a. M: Preaching -l0 30 a. III and
7:30 p, m c. E.-6:45 p, m; Prayer Meeting
Wednesday. 7;30 p, m.
United Brethren in Christ-Church and Par
sonage, corner Roam Street and Watauga Ave-
nue., Rev. c. H Berry, Pastor. Sunday School
9:15 u, M; Preaching 10 80 a. IN. and {: 30 D. m
Y. p S. G. ESQ p. m; Prayer and Bible
Study-W ednesday, T:3O p. IN.
Watauga Avenue Presbyterian Church-Rev
Jere A, Moore, Pastor; Manse, 6U6 Watauga
Avenue. Sunday School-g:20 a. M. Preaching
-10:45 u. m; c. e -i:S0 p M; Prayer Meet
ing Wednesday, 7:30 p. m.
Catholic Church. - Mission House. Science
Hin, First Sunday Of every month Mass and
Catechism. 1890 a. m; BenedictiOn, p. IN
Rev FIR. Callahan. Mission Priest,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
1t happened on a crowded car.

1t happened on a crowded car. A
seedy-looking man, very much the
worse for liquor, rose to give his seat
to lady, when a robust man slipped
into the vacant seat, leaving the lady
still standing.
"Sa-a-y, you-you fellow you" said
the booty but chivalrous individual, as
he swayed to and fro hanging to strap,
"I-I'm drunk, / know, but I'll get
over it, I will; but you-you're a hog,
and you'll never get over it in in this
world-no, sir, never!" And the other
passengers agreed with him.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
CURED TO STAY CURED.

On July 30, 1907, Mr.. Baxter confirm
ed the above statement, saying: 81 am
glad to recommend Doan's Kidney Pills
second time, as | have not had any
occasion to use this remedy since tax
ing them in 1908. | still consider it to
be the best remedy in existence for
kidney trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's sand
take no other.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21
TRY THIS FOR DESSERT

Dissolve one package of any favored JELL-O
in one pint of boiling water, When partly con-
geaed, beat until light, adding one cup whip
ped cream and six crushed maccaroons. Whip
all together thoroughly and pour it into mold
or bowl When cool, it will jellify and may be
served with whipped cream or any good pud-
ding sauce.
The JELL-O costs l0c. per package and can
be obtained at any good grocerS.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21

One morning a rustic appeared at the
window of a postal station, and after
peering through the bars inquired
''Hev yeou got bout SO cents worth
of stamps, mister?"
Certainly, replied the clerk. "What
denomination, please?"
"Wa-al, sir, if it's emmy of your bust
ness, I'm Baptist "-Judge.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1908-05-21

Mrs. Ager-"My husband always
takes day off when he has birth
day."
Mrs. Knitting when you have one
reckon you take a couple of years
of. Boston Record.