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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
Reason to BE Proud.

''What in the world is the matter
with you? Your cheeks are swelled to
twice their normal Size, and your eye is
heaut."
''oh. 1 just had an argument with a
bumblebee."
"Who got the better Of the argu-
ment?''
Il feel that l did. Can't you see that
l am all swelled up about it q
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

From the emphasis republican pa
pers are laying on the fact that Judge
Taft and Senator Foraker greeted each
other in a gentlemanly manner in
tEeir chance meeting in Ohio yester-
day one would imagine that the pub
lie expected the two Ohioans to in.
dulge in knock down and drag out
the first time they came together in
public.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

Judge Taft and Senator Foraker are
as far as the public is concerned at
least on speaking terms. Therefore
the republicans are elected 1t does
not take much to cheer the g o. D. in
the state of Ohio this year. But wait
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

L tell you they
are fine things on
a warm day"
Indeed re-
piled Miss Catch
up, they must
be very lovely.
We haven't any
at our house, and
l have to be sat
isfied with being
famed by the
young men who
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

Governor Hughes is going to OHIO.
There are some republicans in New
York who hope he won't come back
until after the election
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
For a Sprained Ankle,

A sprained ankle may be cured in
about one-third the time usually re
quired, by applying Chamberlain's Lin
iment freely, and giving it absolute
rest. For sale by all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

His Satanic majesty is like a polit-
ical Office holder: he gets a lot of
abuse, but he never thinks of resign
ing his job.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
THE ARGUS.

Published Daily and Weekly at 1924
Second avenue. Rock Island. ILL., tEn-
tered at the postofiiee as second class
matter.l
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
BY THE J. w. POTTER CO.

TERMS Daily, 10 cents per week.
Weekly, 81 per year in advance.
All communications of argumentative
character, political or religious. must
have real name attached for publica-
tion No such articles will be printed
over fictitious signatures.
Correspondence solicited from every
township in Rock Island county.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

Not every man who tries to be
friendly is after your dollar. Some may
even be trying to add to your store. SO
be an optimist.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
TT takes good management to re
i duce expenses without lowering
efficiency, but it takes the
UniperSdlA Adding Machine

to reduce expenses while increasing
efficiency. It's use in your Office would
tighten the cares of your Office force.
increase their efficiency, enhance their
earning power and save the time you
have spent heretofore waiting for trial
balances, statements, etc.
The Universal has a carriage that
permits the printing of regular or
irregular columns, any distance apart,
on the same sheet. 1t prints totals
and subtotals in red, has individual
correction keys, light lever pull and
host of other advantages.
We solicit the opportunity of
demonstrating to you your
work, in your office, at our eX-
pensc, the proof of our claims.
Write today.
Forest H. Montgomery, District Sales
Agent, Suite 1S34-1S36, Commercial Ma
tional Bank Building, Chicago, H.
Universal Adding Machine company,
st. Louis. Branch Offices in all prin-
cipal cities.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

The way some girls dress and act is
enough 10 make Cupid so way off and
commit suicide.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

The person with hot weather tenn
per and cold weather manner repre-
sents an extreme that is pleasant to
avoid.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

Most of Us are rather fond of criti-
cism If we are the wise people who
are passing it out.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
Perfectly Good Ones.

II thought you were going to hire
man TO look up your ancestors"
II was. but found 1 could buy q
new set that had never been used for
half the money
Still. they wouldn't be yours"
"They would If I bought them Be-
sides. all ancestors look alike to me-"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
Hurnor ma Philosophy
By DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Duty has very bad habit of APP
pearing at such importunate times and
undesirable places.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
Much Better,

Eyes" said Miss Previous loftfly
1--WE have electric fans in our house
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

pocketbook is generally thinking Of
his own.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03

If circumstances are not favorable to
you, send them back to the factory and
demand others.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
Conta gious.

''Tell me one thing
"What Is it?'
do you believe all you ssyY'
Certainly.
"Why?"
"Just to set a good example for the
other fellow"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
Using His Old cloths..

Eyes. he is a gentleman of the old
school, So,
Likes the ancient customs bestY
mo, but be is stocked up on clothes
to at them and can't afford new ones.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
In tho all.

did the Goctors take your tempera.
ture?'
II don't know. Has 1t any value?
They took everything l had that was
worth taking"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
For Vice President,
JOHN WORTH KERN
or Indiana.

STATE.
For United States acknowledgements
Il Strnger.
For Governor-Adlai f. Stevenson.
For Lieutenant Governor - Elmer A.
Perry
For Secretary of State -Xelpho f.
Bcidler.
For Auditor-Ralph Jeffries.
For State TreaSurer-John 3. Mount.
For Attorney General-Ross c. Hall.
For Clerk of Supreme Court-John l..
Pickering.
CONGRESS.
For Representative in Congress M.
j. McEniry.
LEGISLATURE.
For State Representative-Hcnr l..
Wheelan.
COUNTY.
For States Attorney-Robert r. Rey-
nOlds.
For Coroner-Dr NJ. ]. OHern.
For Surveyor-George H. Hicks
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-09-03
Deceptive,

MAY sound good, but it is q danger.
Gus occupation"
"What does he followr
''Safc blower" 800
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02

Estimated receipts Monday Hogs
"a 600
= Hog market opened slow. Hogsleft
over 5000. Light 5.35@5.S0, mixed
and butchers 5,35@5.S5, good heavy
5.35@5.S2, rough heavy 5.35@5.55.
Cattle market opened unchanged.
Sheep market opened steady.
Hogs at Omaha 12,000, cattle 100.
Hogs at Kansas City 5000, cattle 500.
Hog market closed active at the de-
cline. Light 5.35@5.75, good heavy
5.3005S0. mixed and butchers $500
$50. rough heavy 5.30@5.50
Cattle market closed steady. Beeves
4.60@7.20, stockers and feeders $500.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02
New York stocks.

New York. May 2.-Following are
the quotations on the stock market to-
day:
Gas so1a, U. P. 1884,. U. S. Steel
preferred 1914, U. S. Steel common
S6k, Reading 1095s, Rock Island pre-
ferred 32A. Rock Island common 1534
Southern Pacific S19s, N. Y Central
1917, Missouri Pacific 4S5s, L. & n.
107, Shelters II. C. F. l. 241s, Cana
dian Pacific 1868, Illinois Central
1858; Penna 1211s, Erie 1917, c. & o.
3S!s, B. r. T. 467s, B. & o. S7s4, Atch-
ison S1as. Locomotive Az, Sugar 127,
st. Paul 1917, Copper 60H, Republic
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02

Observation-Disclosures, SIC to Coo.
Live Stock.
Hogs-s5.25 to $3.50.
Sheep-Yearlings or over, $500 to
$500; lambs, 81 so to $6.75.
Cattle-Steers, $500 to 5000; cows
and heifers. $500 20 $500; calves. $500
to $3.50.
Feed and Fuel.
Grain-Cern, Csc to zoe; oats, SOC to
53c
Forage-Timothy hay, $11 to $13;
prairie, $500 to $1,000; clover, $1,000
to $11.00; straw, 5000.
Coal-Lump. per bushel, 14c; slack,
per bushel, &c to SC.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02
The Markets.

Chicago, May Following are the
the market quotations today:
Wheat.
May, 1c2A, 104H. 1021a, 10S1s.
July, SS7s, S9A, $50, S9as.
September, SAY, S5l4, say, ,S47s.
Corn.
May. 6S1s, 691a. 6S, 60
July, Ga, GAY, CA, 64H.
September, CPS, G2Hs, 62, G2A.
Oats.
May, 53as, say, 53as. 5s1s.
July. 469s, AZ, 1865, 4G%.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02

September. s71s, 37A. 37ls, 37h.
Pork.
May, 1915, 1916, 1910. 1910.
July, 1880, 1850, 1880, 1910.
May, 1867, 1877, 1867, 1872.
Laro.
May, S.27, s.35, S25, $50.
July, $40, $50, $40, S.45.
September, S.57, $40. S.57, $50.
Ribs.
May. 6.S7, 700, 6.S7, 697.
July, Ills, 7.27, III, 1922.
September, 742, 7.52, TAP, TAI 1
Receipts today-Wheat 10. corn IL;
pats 165, hogs $4,000, cattle 800, shee
1900.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02
LOCAL MARKET CONDITIONS.

Rock Island, May 2.-Following are
the wholesale prices in the local mar
ket today:
Provisions and Produce.
Eggs-Fresh, 121ac to I3c.
Live Poultry-Spring chickens. 10c
per pound; hens, per pound, 8; ducks.
per pound, &c; turkeys, per pound,
lac; geese, per pound, Sc:
Butter-Dairy, Csc.
Lard-10c.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02

Carpets
Here Is a Chance OF Lifetime
to Get a Carpet at Bargain.
5000 yards Ingram o..
Carpets, pretty effects. -. k<S
1850 yards Ingram Carpets.
handsome creations, 40.
good quality -. .OVC
1,450 yards Brussels Carpets,
never offered at less S(
than Csc. per yard ....... COC
1900 yards Brussels Carpets,
heavy stock. nice o.
uGSi6lS
$50 yards Administer Carpets,
that can't be bought OK.
for less than $1.25 yd.... VOC
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02

Steel preferred 67ls, Republic Steel
icommon 171a.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02
$40, cows and heifers 2.40@6.40.
Sheep market closed unchanged

Liverpool opening cables-Wheat u
higher. corn u higher.
Northwestern Minneapolis.
today 144. last week lis, last year SOC.
Duluth, today AZ, last week 7, last year
19G.
Bank Statement.
New York, May 2,-Reserve increase
s3.36S.1 $50, less U. S. increase $685.
375, loans decrease $4,000, specie in
crease $3.309,9e0, Iegals increase ST.
775,1OO, deposits increase $685., 400,
circulation increase $1,116,9OO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02

ESQ 30x60 Smyrna, Reversible
Hearth Rugs. durable co.
quality, handsome effects. 0oS
A pairs Lace Curtains, good
width, handsome OK.
patterns SCC
1850 yards China Mating,
durable quality, 10.
per yard A0C
1885 yards Japanese Mating.
beautiful effects OIL.
and wear fine - nc
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02

a5 patterns of Roxburry Best Brussel Rugs,
9xl2 TT; every pattern the mills Go IN
best makes, regular $22.50, now. ~A@'NO
One large lot of Smiths fine Tapestry Rugs,
9x12 #; beautiful medallion patterns and
all over small effects; regular SIG I'll
price 1880 now
Over 100 Body Brussel Rugs, selling TO-DAY
for s275o, the real genuine SOB 90
five frame quality. 9x12 TT.
A large lot of Body Brussel Rugs 9x12 TT:
that most dealers sell for their COL M
best will be sale for $|A
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02

Nice 5-ft. Step Ladder. made of
hard wood. very strong and dur
able, TX
with shelf &c
6-foot Ladder ......... .SSc
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02

While Such Prices as These Are Offered
There's Really No Other Place to Buy

Thirty-five $4,000 Fine Administer Rugs, Ok
~ TT; best money can buy; made by the
best manufacturers, will Go mn
be sold Tor 49,
Twenty FIVE rolls of good All Wool Ingram
Carpets will be placed E0o
Fifty rolls of good Tapestry Carpet, nine
and ten wire, regular H.
90c goods ~
Thirty patterns of good Velvet Carpets.
regular s1.G0 and SIPS carpets; guaran-
teed fast colors, in OK.
this sale ........... VIC
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02
Linoleums and Oilcloths

An Opportunity to Cover Your
Kitchen at Very Little Cost.
$50 yards OilcToth. very O0Lo
pretty patterns. yard -. @|.<S
424 yards Oilcloth. an 09c
elegant quality. yard .....
$40 yards Linoleum. in this sea-
sons latest colorings, ASc
per yard
434 yards Linoleum, superior
grades, that weab fine. *.
per YARD
SO yards Linoleum, swell pat
terms. good wearing ESo
qualities. per yard 1880.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-05-02
More Specials in Our
Carpet Dept.

At Prices That Are Ridiculously
Low and Should be Snapped Up
Immediately.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
10 PER DAY

The Health departments OF both
New York and Chicago have sounded
the alarm. The growing deaths from
kidney disease are appalling
over 100 per day These are the cen
sus figures. Kidney disease Is get
ting to be n national menace. Every
one should watch his kidneys.
Kidney trouble Is not only durable
the first few weeks but often gets well
of itself. After Il has become chronic
(fastcnsl all known medicines were
futile. This was the situation till re-
Gently There "a late treatment Tor
kidney disease that IL new In this pro
foundly important partlcular-it Is
the FIRST thing yet discovered that IL
effective AFTER the disease has be
come chronic as we'll rs before. Hence
Il is curing the most fatal forms Of
kidney disease and II Is the only
thing In the world that Is.
II YOU have kidney trouble, don't
take chances but start right No one
knows whether Il has been developing
a long time or has come on suddenly
hence the only safe plan is TO take
the only thing that will control It In
either event
This treatment Ia superoedlng kid
medicines. We sent for t.. PEG
pie with kidney trouble now have
their opportunity.
Renrpsented IN Bennington by w
L. Gokay and II. A. Qulnlan, druggists
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02

requires so much time and attention
and knowledge of detail as does that
of cattle commissioner He Is com
PEELED to be on the move a large share
of the time and to visit isolated dis
tricts all over the state and to be on
guard constantly in behalf of the
state. The work is so great as TO
constantly require the attention of one
man and there should be a man for
the purpose and therefore II ought not
to be combined with the state board
Of health or the commission of Agrl-
culture.
Taking up his statements in order:
(D The fact that the appraisal OF
stock killed for tuberculosis during
the past two years has averaged oniy
$23.50 per head and has included some
OF the most valuable thoroughbred
stock in the state, is an absolute re-
futation of his statement. (2) 1t DC
casionally happens that stock killed is
found not to be asIected by disease
Veterinaries make mistakes in dag
nosis the same as physicians ard this
will always happen under any sys, ~
and Of itself constitutes no arguLrnt
against the system in vogue 90 The
fact that he Is informed that one
iar witing Tor {. state "a gladu
"a uf : correspondence school does
nul make Il so. II m his pro.l oI
s"Ch : thine It is his duty 10 so state
and uot try to insinua - or cond
b, cavsc % alleged information.
Mr.. Brock says for these reasons
advocate" etc. but he has given nc
real reasons except suspicion and in
situation. some OF which is plainly
disproved by the facts and other Of
which is plainly open TO suspicion.
As to compulsory tests. II would be
ali right II 1t were possible for tn
state OF Vermont to spend the ilonel
bu. Il is not and his scheme Of 1oins
the work by towns and counties Is nO
PRACTICAL because OF the neil Of TAX
.us care OF serious cases aud Isl rCi
lazy C. herds from wnl:h milk - 5'l,
In different pa Is Of thu sta.e at The
Same time.
The cost II transportation Is sucl
uat q is practically 40 p."'' 10 b.
ST., TO send the diseased carca' sci
to 1t rendering plant for te~ h'sor an.
We du not believe that ,e1ple Of III
J state OF Vermont are rea e. o knowing
~ accept ma. from carcass ) d'seas
ct ever so slightly for food
Ne know little or no,hius ct III
Baiigs system OF segregation Ia
should imagine that any system Of Sc
gegalon put in general 70 - - ~
state would he 50 tremendously -
pensiye as to be out OF reach, eveI
mnfc 80 than the compulsory ;-s,.
reasonable system OF seg:eg 'iiCn car
fall followed up by actual sllush' c
OF those animals In which the SYM
toms become more marked would, un
doubtedly. be good thing for 4 pr
vate owner OF valuable stock = n
can aiiord TO do the work Thoroughly
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
EWES EpleRAms.

A seaside belle is known by her
ings.
Wisdom is only experience crystal
lied.
He jests at family jars thst never
ad a mother.in-law
True kindness often doesn't even
know how to spell creed
The kind OF honest criticism most
Of us are after is spelled applause.
The path to Nowhere runs close be-
side the babbling stream Of By-and-By.
Cupid's suggestion for economy is
to substitute love light for electric
light.
He that hath imagination is already
leading citizen in the world OF ad
venture.
They who marry for money mint
the gold Of their hearts into counter
felt coin.
At the feast OF life all the dishes
should be dashed with a suspicion OF
attic salt
All, but II we loved where It we're
wisdom to love. that wouldn't be love.
out common sense.
Even deep.sea diver sometimes
falls head over heels in love and gets
drowned in a dlmple.
The little tug o. dreams can pilot
syen a man-of-war into the peaceful
larbor where the lighthouse is a
home.
What cruelty could compare to that
II the teacher who made the small
BOY shut the blinds when the band
vent by?
A girls dream house OF cards top.
Oles when she realizes that the man
she married is just like her brother
after ALL
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
OVERTAxED
Hundreds OF Bennington Readers
Know What II Means.

Hundreds OF Bennington Readers
Know What II Means.
The kidneys are overtaxed;
Have too much to do.
They tell about II in many aches
and pains
Backache. sideache. headache.
Early symptoms OF kidney Ills.
Urinary troubles. diabetes, Brights
disease follow.
A Bennington citizen tells here the
way 10 keep the kidneys we'll.
Archie Stewart, living In Benning'
ton, VI, says: Il can recommend
Doans Kidney Pills highly and feel
that owe my present good health to
the use OF this remedy. For many
months, | suffered from kidney and
bladder trouble. the attacks being so
severe az times that / could scarcely
get about. | was subject to head
aches. had pains In the region OF my
kidneys and was very nervous at
times. | procured Doan's Kidney
Pills, took them as directed and was
soon relieved OF my pains and aches,
Doan's Kidney Pills completely cured
me and am pleased TO recommend
them"
For sale by all dealers Price 80
cents. Foster. Milburn Co. Bunalo,
New York, sole agents for the Uni
ted States
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
Election Returns.

Election returns will be received al
the Banner office Tuesday evening and
all persons interested are invited to
call at the Office and read the dispat'
ches or to call up the Banner office
by telephone at any time and as FIRE.
quently as they desire. All are vel
come to all the news that We get.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
SERMONS IN SENTENCES.

Faith in God is best evidenced by
fellowship with him.
The hardest seats in the world are
those on Easy street
Nagging people are always praying
Tor peace In glory
Worms OF the dust make poor lead.
ers Of men to the divine
The world is not lifted to virtues by
picturing It as wholly vicious
No preacher who was fishing for
compliments ever caught men.
Formalities are the substitute with
which the empty heart tries to make
no for faith.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
Raw Lunas.

When the lungs are sore and in.
famed. the germs OF pneumonia and
consumption find Judgment and multi.
ply. Foley's Honey and Tar Kills the
cough germs. cures the most obstin'
ate racking cough. heals the lungs and
prevents serious results The genu'
Inc Is in the yellow package .-Quln'
lan's Pharmacy
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
ssawsed as a Water Filter.

seaweed may be planted in the
Schuylkill river in Pennsylvania as an
experiment to attempt to filter the
water which is used for drinking pur-
poses in Philadelphia
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
The Man Who Knows.

The man who really knows more
than the boss usually gets to be boss.
II he only thinks he knows more he
usually gets fired Richards Poor
Almanac, in Salt Lake Herald
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
Glass Bottle MAKING.

Although glass bottles were made
by the Romans as far back as the
year 20 A. d., their manufacture was
not begun In England until 1853.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
Sea Air esnsrator.

The latest wonder is the installation
at the London hippodrome Of series
OF tiny machines that silently generate
sea air into the auditorium
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
Much Wood Needed .

1t takes about 100000 cords OF
wood year to make the newspapers
that go through the presses Of New
York city.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
d Clothiers. Hatters & Furnish:rs and
Ladies and Gents Custom Tailors.
;, Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing.
q lgats infiI. 7. DydnE Z Cleaning HguSt

Sweater Goats for Men. Boys and
Shndsen. Ladies and Misses, from
& 800 to $500. Fall and Winter
Caps from Csc to $500. Under
wear for Men. Boys and Children
from Csc to $3.50. Fall Shirts SOC
10 $50. Gloves and Mittens from
lOc b $500. Shoes from $3.50 to
$50. Boys and Children's Suits
frorn Sl.S0to 500.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02

You can cure dyspepsia. indigestion
sour or weak stomach. or In fact any
form Of stomach trouble II you viii
take Kodol occasionally Try Il to-
day on our guarantee. We know what
q will do for YOU. Sold by D. A.
Ward
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02

Use Dewitts Carbolized Witch Ha.
zel salve-it Is healing. cooling and
cleansing Il Is especially good for
piles. sold By d. A. Ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
MANY Feathers Used

Twenty million feathers are sent
from Germany to England every year
for millinery purposes.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
Kailroad. il United sta,e.

There is a little more than 26A
miles OF railroad in the United States
TOR every 10000 inhabitants
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02
PERT PARAGRAPHS.


Some men who beat the hangman
only win by a neck.
He is a wise mar who knows Just
ghen it's time to laugh
II would be logical for the lightning
express TO go like thunder.
Don't ask q woman her age. Take
I for granted and subtract four.
Sometimes II seems as II the only
way to be happy is to be downright
foolish
The fellows who are always howl.
ing for a new deal will often be found
not TO know a good deal.
Most Of the good fish In the sea that
haven't been caught seem determined
to stay there No place like home.
Sull, the man is something Of a
hero In the eyes OF his valet who pays
promptly.
Doubtless we call the parrot Polly,
whether It Is a lady or not, because OF
It's notable attachments In continuous
conversation.
After a city has attained popu'
lation Of 100000 a stranger may allude
to II as a village without danger OF
having his head knocked OF.
Go TO Europe and tell your troubles
10 the police They will not be able
TO understand and will thus escape
suffering Nashville American
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-02

Pleasant. sure safe little pills,
are Dewitts Little Early Risers. Sold
by ID. A. Ward.