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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
LITERARY MECCA OF ENGLAND.
Famous Writers Who Lived in
TWickenham,
CWestninster Gazette \

Westminster Gazette)
The place to which the lover of Eng
llsh literature will SOONER or later
turn his step is Twickenham. No other
small town can boast of having been
the residence and beloved abode of so
many famous literary lights
With it are associated the immortal
names of Pope, Horace Walpole, Swift,
Gay. Lady Wortley Montaga, Gibbon,
BOSWELL, Johnson, Tennyson and Dick
ems. Surely this is enough to make any
place doubly immortal Twickenham
was well nicknamed by Horace Wal
pole the Balae or Tivoli of England,
Tor II has truly been to London what
Balae was to ancient Rome-indeed, in
far higher degree.
The big red brick house in Mont
peller Road where Alfred Tennyson
hved for so many years of his earlier
married life was the one in which
many of his earlier poems were writ
ten Here his son Lionel, the second
LORD Tennyson, was born, and where
the author of the 'Idyls" entertained
many of his literary friends and ee-
quaintances.
That house should surely be sacred
10 all lovers of English literature
Wht'h saw the dawn of I'm Memo
ram, which witnessed those delight
Ill gatherings graced by Tennyson.
Italian and kindred spirits within its
walls. 1t is today called "Tennyson
House and is now without tenant
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
WHEN SHOPPERS SHOP.

CIV. F. Kirk in New York American,
How do the shoppers swoop down on
the store?
Dear lady shoppers,
Watched by fly coDpers-
How do the shoppers swoop down on
the store?
Worming and squirming
And wriggling and giggling
And staring and glazing
and sampling and trampling
And mussing and fussing
(While male clerks are cussing),
And tearing their wearing
Apparel, not caring
So long as their crushing
And pushing and rushing -
And fretting and sweating
Result In their getting
Ten cents worth # ruching.
Chattering. scattering
Down the main aisle
With a vigorous gathering,
tanning and slamming,
Training and examining
And squeezing and Wheeling
And stumbling and tulnbling
And mumbling and grulnbfing
Until with a daShing
And crashing and smashing
They find that their start meant
The grocery department,
q Where each buys her husband
Ten cents worth of lemons.
That's how the shoppers swoooped
down on the store
Dear lady shoppers,
Watched by fly coppers.
That's how the shoppers swoooped
down on the store.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
ireland Is Quiet.

One would be inclined to think from
reading the English press nowadays
that all ireland is seething with crime
and disorder.
The fact is that the country. has new
er been so peaceful and free from seri-
Gus crime as at present. 1t is true
that there has been some cattle driv-
ing but theat has been confined to a
few small districts in Roscommon and
Galway. Some of the judges have
waved semi-hysterical over the refusal
of juries to convict Cattle driving has
been condemned by the most thought
full men in the Irish party and it is
feared that it will be made the excuse
by the wings in the present govern
ment for refusing to consider the de-
mand of the Irish people for home rule.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
Tears and JoN.

c' onoer the title, Tears of JOY"
, HeoLge Friederici writes to a Berlin
b bqp5i that the custom of weeping and
Nv, wing on all occasions of great joy
80 general among the early inhabit-
fr .iSs OF America and that in many
~ ,oes visited by him in South Amreica
IN, approved form of welcome was
so s,n. 70 Weep. Tears of welcome" he
ny are also shed by the natives of
ST.. caribbean islands and by the
49,, AIgonquins and other North
b,-ellcan Indians. From all that 1
Len. seen, l judge that in times past
Tho, ana JOY We're inseparable and
INN, W.. ~. emotion which civilized people
s,n,oy ullsshiay at parting was once the
'eSslon of hearty welcome"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
Beware of Grafters.

{. Notwithstanding the strict laws :.
:. made by the Rt. Rev Bishop :,
:: Seaman in regard to collecting in :.
:. this diocese, yet occasionally I'M :.
:: der one subterfuge or another :,
:. these statutes are violated. The :.
!. law is made to protect persons :.
!. from being imposed upon. 1t is :
{. strictly in conformity with the :
:. Council Of Baltimore. Church :
:. members should be the first to :.
!. discourage all such persons, no :.
!: matter in what garb they appear :.
(. or what they propose to do. Any =
!. appeal for pecuniary aid, whether =
:. in the form of collection, or sale :.
:. of books or religious articles, is :.
:: strictly prohibited. We refer our =
I: readers to the standing notice :.
:. which appears in our editorial :.
e columns. =
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
They Got Even.

A young and bashful professor was
frequently embarrassed by jokes his
girl pupils would play on him. These
jokes were so frequent that he decided
to punish the next perpetrators, and
the result of this decision was that two
girls were detained an hour after
school and made to work some difficult
problems as punishment.
1t was the custom to answer the roll
call with quotations, so the following
morning, when Miss AS name was
called, she rose and, looking straight
in the professors eye, repeated, With
all thy faults l love thee still, while
Miss BIS quotation was. THE hours
spend with thee, dear heart, are as a
string of pearls to me" Ladies Home
Journal
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18

If it be true, as some are saying,
that modern commercialism more and
more hardly tolerates any but pretty
girls in its retinue, is not the problem
of problems solved? For what does
this mean less than homely girls will
be led by the inevitable logic of cir
cumstances, to look with increasing
favor upon matrimony, as Hobson's
choice, at least, if not the better part?
And can anything be more certain
than that homely girls make the best
wives and mothers?
In other words, this rush, on the
part of our womenkind TO butt into
gainful pursuits. may yet prove to be
only foxy device by Providence
whereby the wheat shall be separated
from the tares, and the wheat set to
bearing fruit, while the tares no moth
ing but wither away?-Puck,
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
PITTsBURe's 100000 CATHOLICS
Priests Baptize 22,756 Children
SOFA Marriage Ceremonies.

There are 100000 people in the Pitts
burg diocese of the Catholic church,
according to the annual report now be-
ing prepared. The report will also
show that 5,014 marriage ceremonies
were performed by the clergy of the
diocese: that %, 756 children were bap-
ti2ed and that the number of deaths in
Catholic families for 1907 was $780,
The census of the diocese was taken
in accordance with instructions issued
by Bishop Glennon of st. Louis through
Bishop .Canevin several months ago.
The report will be sent to Bishop Glen
non Of ST. Louis, who was appointed
by President Roosevelt to secure a CEN
sus Of the Catholics in the United
States
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
How We Live.

Pierced by the Pin Trust
Chilled by the Ice Trust.
Roasted by the Coal Trust.
Soaked by the Soap Trust.
Doped by the Drug Trust.
(W)fapped by the Paper Trust.
Bullied by the Beef Trust.
Lighted by the Oil Trust.
Squeezed by the Corset Trust.
Soured by the Pickle Trust.-Bi
ngham Age Herald
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
The Misjudqed Turk.

The rural Turk at home. when not
goaded into violence by his corrupt
rulers, is the very antipodes of the
monster of popular imagination in
England. His domestic virtues are at
least equal to those of any western
population. He is honest, industrious,
patient, gentle and of fine natural
manners-London Times.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
cuIJRcH CALENDAR.

second after Epiphany.-The
~. SSe,.,,o-St. Canute.-E. Rom xii,
Holy ) 1 iobn. ii, 1-12.-346,1S1 for voca-
tons n SIS. Fabian and Sebastian
81, az 10 ST. Agnes.-414,66 9 for schools.
Il n IS, Vincent and Anastasius.
I'll -, 81 81 Observation-Disclosures for
missio II St Tfmothy.-S44,2S1 for socie-
ties conversion of st. Paul.-544,-
"a for conversions.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
Made II comnI.te

ic si W. Lahlanche, the famous operat-
ioris ~, was presented to Queen Vic
the Ter ier majesty, who had heard of
that - 5 hobby, asked if il was true
boxes Iaq large collection of snuff
He bas ne replied that II was correct.
--3s5 -l one for every day in the year
quite ~ eIieless, your collection is not
sponss 'iplete, was the queens re-
Year." y here is another for leap
-Pearson's Weekly.
Cod UeSt is none too good to offer
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
Just a Hint.

Chapleigh-I say, druggist, can you
-aw-give me- something to-aw--
bwighten me up. doncher know? Drug
gist-You're in the wrong place, young
man. This is a drug store, not a night
school-Chicago News.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
THE king HARDWARE &
STOVE COMP ANY
Hardware, Cutlery, Tinware, Stoves
AID Ranges. Mining Supplies.
Telephone 74S 16S Main St.s2>
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP
NOTICES,

Consult county clerk or the respective
signers for further information.
Notice to Creditors.
ESTATE OF LOUISE ROHAN FOR-
merly Johnson), deceased. Creditors will
present claims with vouchers to the UNI
dersigned at 1924 South Main street. Salt
Lake City, Utah, on or before the 18th day
of May A. D., 1901.
SALT LAKE SECURITY & TRUST co.
Administrator of the estate of Louise
Rohan formerly Johnson, deceased.
Date of first publication Jan. II, A. D.,
1908.
Edward McGurrin, attorney for admin
istrator, 3O9-10-1 Auerbach Building. Salt
Lake City. Utah.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18

And in accordance with law and the
order of the board of directors made on
Nov so. 1907. so many shares of each
parcel of said stock as may be necessary
will he sold at the office of the secre-
tary of said corporation, 300 Auerbach
building. Salt Lake City Utah, on Sat
urday. Jan. %. 1905 at u o'clock noon,
to pay the delinquent assessment there
on. together with the costs and expenses
of sale. EDWARD McGURRIN
Secretary Snake Creek Consolidated Min
ing Company.
P. o. address, 9O9 Auerbach building,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
Will Make a Warship Out of the Is
land.

philadelphia Telegraph
The British are now planning a 10000
ton battleship, to Guido the Dreadnought.
They will be putting a couple of smoke
stacks on the island next and trying to
sail her.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
A Bad case Of Nightmare.
washington Post.)

Champ CIark's prediction that Mr..
BRYAN would be elected president seems
to have aroused nothing but the suspi-
cion that Champ has contracted the habit
of talking in his sleep.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
A FAIRY BANQUET.
Cunningham Accidentally

birmingham Age-HeraId)
The fairies gave banquet once
Upon the lily pad,
And if you'll listen, Eyes-of-Blue,
I'll tell you what they had.
First, dewdrops, served on violet leaves,
For cocktails. as you know,
And roseleaf salad, shredded fine,
Was plentiful enow.
Young tadpoles brown, with Tartar sauce,
Some dragon wings on toast,
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18
Delinquent Notice.

SNAKE CREEK CONSOLIDATED
Mining company, corporation of. Utah
Notice is hereby given that there are
delinquent upon the following described
stock, on account of assessment levied
Nov. 80. 1901, the several amounts set
opposite the names of the respective
shareholders. as follows:
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18

Rain water poured from buttercups
And juicy cricket roast.
Dessert was brought-sweet honey comb,
The toothsome spread to crown,
And there was royal feasting while
The silver moon looked down.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18

The tragedy of life is in it's enormous
waste.-ReY. w. Unsworth
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18

Woman was made from the rib of a
man, and she makes no bones about it.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18

There's no eclipse to the Sun of
Righteousness.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18

1t is better to have faith in the mys-
teries than to believe in doubts.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-18

Coo. best is none too good to offer
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1908-03-05

The foregoing tax to be expended on
the highways in said plantation ami e.
y Norris Is hereby appointed agent
to expend and Icy out the same.
WEST FORKS PLANTATION.-Rate 10
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1908-03-05
STATE OF MAINE.

soMERSl.1. -
A; court Of County Commissioners
begun ana held 81 SKoWheean. "5ith
and for tie county Of Somerset, Oh IN
second Tuesday OF december. \. l.. ~
10 wit. on the tenth day ct sd month.
The County Commissioners. ~ aeeefa'
ance vii. =, cticn y Of Chapter . o. 10
keyig,d Statutes Of Maine. ta>'ae INST
made an annaai Inspection. IA IT, month
Of September A. u. al, OF al the s.'aa'
~ roads and roads otllinally located a.
town roads. in the anincorporated town
thips and tracts Of land il said County
and having thcreupon made IN estimate
Of the amount NEEDED TO PCT Tie same II
repair So as to d safe and convenient
for public travel. Lay ASSESS upon me
following desoibed townships ana H''''
Of land IL said county, the sums hsfein
after named, Tor the purpose Of paitnt
and keeping said roads in repair da7ni
tie wear lsHs
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1908-03-05

Total Non Resident, SS64 4S
Total Resident, H.25
Total s5iS 70
The foregoing tax 10 be expended on
the highways IN said Plantation and
M NJ Luce Is hereby appointed agent
to eNpend and lay out the same
PLANTATToN.-Rate IS Mills
Owners. Descrir-
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1908-03-05

l., Colby is hereby appointed agent 10 eN-
pend and lay out the same
LEXINGTON PLASTATION.-Rate =
Mills.
Owners Descrip-
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1908-03-05

DEAD RIVER PLANTATION. Rate u
mills.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1908-03-05

Total. SlO,90
The foregoing tax is to he expended ON
the highways in said plantation and
George Churchill Is hereby appointed
agent TO eypend and lay out the same.
MAYFIFLD PLANTATION.-Rate 10
Mills.
Owners. Descrip-
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1908-03-05

IT..
or the highways In said plantation. am
u ? Sofford Is hereby appointed agHs
10 extend and !ay out the same.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1908-03-05

Oldl AFUb ~
The fore going tax to be expended on
the highways in said plantation and
Frank J. .)urglr is hereby appointed agent
10 e71pend and lay out the same.
No / RANGE 3 B. p w. X. r Carrying
Tlacel Rate 10 Mills
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1908-03-05

The foregoing tax 10 be expended on
III. HIGHWAYS IN said plantation. and
frank Savage Is hereby appointed agent
IN expend and lay ont the saI1Ic.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-07-03
ns.ianea

Rev. James Gray McAllister, who
has for the past three years been
president OF Hampton sidney College
has resigned and the board Of trustees
his accepted his resignation. The POI
s,tion was Offered Rev. Or. Nc.
Faden, Of Richmond, but he has de.
clined to accept. The resignation o
DIR. McAllister IL matter OF general
regret among the friends II the college
and the public In general He has
done magnificent work for Hampton
sidney since he has been there and 1t
| was hoped that his continued connec-
ton with the school would bring II
back to its former Importance and use
fulluess. When he took charge three
years ago there was less than sixty
pupils in the college and he
brought up the enrolment to more
than hundred and fifty during the
past year. AS we understand the mat
ter DIR. McAllister, insisted on moving
the college to Lexington, Va, aud at
acthiBg it to Washington and Lee in
some way which the board OF trustees
would not agree to and he at once ten
deTed his resignation.
We have'heard good deal for sew
eral years about moving this ancient
and honorable college but we have
never been able to understand the rea-
sons advanced by those in favor of
moving 1t away from its old location.
The matter ought to be settled and sell
tied at once and for NIL time. This I'M
settled state does theeollege great harm
and il continued may ruin 1t. There
is great deal of love for the college In
the breasts Of the people and The pub
H.: hope that 1t will soon find some
good man who is willing to take the
head and lead it on its course Of use
| fitness.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-07-03

Muco Solvent had its origin in tho
lumber regions Of Wisconsin, wher,
diphtheria and throat trouble are pre-
valent. 1t is with out a peer in tn,
treatment of these diseases.
Any person who has weak throat
and IL subject to sore throat and quinsy
should use small quantity OF Mucc
Solvent daily during the winter end
early spring. months. The result will
surprise you. mo.
Muco Solvent, the great throat rem.
edy, does not harm the weakest stom.
ach like the ordinary cough syrup s. In
fact it tones up the lining Of the stom.
ach the same as it does the lining Of
the throat.
"Generally debilitated for years. Had
sick headaches, lacked ambition, was
worn-out and all rundown. Burdock
Blood Bitters made me well woman =
Mrs. Chas. Freitoy, Moosup, Conn.
Don't think that piles can't be cured
Thousands Of. obstinate cases HAYS
been cured by Doan's { intment. 81
cents at auy drug store. ! mo.
Now that Mr. Taft's son has taken q
prize for mathematics at Yale, the
campaign committee may be able to
get along without General Grosvenol
when the fine figuring begins.
Bilious? Feel heavy after dinner
Tongue coated? Bitter taste? Complex.
ion salIow? Liver needs waking up.
ID oan's Regulets cure bilious attacks
Is cents at any drug store ! mo.
Farmers. merchants, raiiroaders, Ia.
borers rely on Dir. Thomas Electric
Oil, Takes the sting out OF cuts, burns,
or bruises at once. Pain cannot stay
" here it is used. mo.
Summer started in ON the job a. If il
expected to last only three weeks in.
stead of three months,
Chauncey Depew says that more
people die from overeating than from
drinking too much. That ought to put
a stop to the murmuring OF peoP'e
who can only afford meat once week
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-07-03

There Is more fatarrh in this section
Of the country than all other dineanos
put together, and until the last fsW
years was supposed to BE- incnsable
For great many years doctors pro
nounced 1t local disease and px&-
scribed local remedies, and BY con-
stantiy falling to cure with LEGAL TREAD
ment, pronoun ced It incurable. Science
has proven eatarrh to be conatifu-
tionai disease and therefore requfrs
constitutional treatment. Halls Cnr
tarrh Cure manufactured by r
Cheney Il Co., Toledo, Ohio, II theA
only constitutional cure ON the fnay-
ket. 1t is taken internally In d0ee>I
from 10 drops TO teaspoonfuI. II ~ \
directly on the blood and mucous BGtx~
faces Of The system. They offer oz4
hundred dollars for any case it fails IA
cure. Send for cIrcuiarsa and testiinon-
iais.
Address; +. J. Cheney h Co, Toietlo
Ohio.
Sold By ali Druggists, 7be.
Take Halls Family Pills for consul
patton.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-07-03

Muco Solvent had its origin in the
lumber regions of Wisconsin, where
diphtheria and throat trouble are pre-.
valent. 1t is with out peer In the
treatment of these diseases.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-07-03

II isan agreeable thing to find an
association Of citizens representing q
billion dollars worth OF breweries and
saloons piedging Itself 10 the abolition
Of dives and to the cause Of temper.
anee. Whether these resolves spring
from moral conviction or frem new
~ acquired shrewdness lis secondary
question. Their action furnishes the
strongest proof OF the breadth and
vigor which the sentiment against the
abuse Of drink has recently attained
The means OF upbuilding this senti.
ment haye not been supplied to much
by those who have lately been success.
fully agitating in favor ofabsolutc pro.
hibition as by the brewerics them.
selves who have not only tolerated but
often encouraged gross evils for the
sake of profit. Naturally, the brewers
as h,dy fepudiate this legislation /,
bit as individuals may confess its
truth New York Tribune
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-07-03

Among the Republican spellbInders
this year. as usual, there Twill be a
number who havn't even committed
the platform TO memory.
For good and Sufficient reasons we
are not likely to hear the complaint
that loo many Denver delegates are of
| ficebolders.
A st Louis woman holds mortgage
on two balloons. Somebody must hay
told her that securities Of that kind
are bound to rise.
"Ihe Ways and Means Committee, 2
says the Louisville Courier-JournaI
will sit on the tariff all summer
And when you think of the aggregat e.
weight Of that great committee you
can readily see that the tariff is going
TO suffer.
BY this time Gov. Cum Minis must
be convinced that the way of the "pro
gressive" in Iowa politics is no flower
strewn path.
There is no politics in hell" re-
marks the Nashville Tennessean. One
feels inclined to doubt the truth of this
after hearing so many politicians tell
ing their opponents to go there.
Since Anthony Comstock has put
his foot down on the directoire gown,
figurativeIy speaking, fewer New York
men are likely to injure their necks by
sudden TWIST
II. 4. Plante, a firemen in pittsburg,
helped Miss Elizabeth Culbertson of
Wooster, Ohio, and a stranger to him,
to find her dog. The two fell in love at
first sight, and when the dog was re-
! stored were married without delay.
1t is but fairto the weather man to
say that his long-distanee guess en- the
cool wave hit the bulls-eye IT, hap
| pened to fail .he would have heard re-
| marks that would have been warmer
than the temperature. 1t is only fair to
credit IT with win.
Miss Margaret Stevenson and Lewis
PieneIcK of Chester. Pa, refused to go
to parsonage to be married ia car
riage drawn by two black horses.