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The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27

The gas main on Mckinley avenue has been extended below West Elm street, There is to be new light placed on the corner of Mckinley and West Elm street, which has been needed for a long
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27
DEA I H..

PLrNt Err. In this city November 26, 1908, Hugh J, Plunkett Funeral will take place from lho resi- dence of his parents, MT. and Mrs, FlnEh plunkett 43O Howard avenue. Notice of time hereafter THOMPSON Suddenly. In this city, Nov 26, 1908, Frederick Beers Thompson, in the 66th year of his age.
 Funeral services will he held at Trinity P. E church, on Saturday afternoon at o'clock n2T 2t
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27

While at work cleaning out Dcker- mans pond yesterday afternoon one of the boats in which some of the men were working capsized The men had a very narrow escape,
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27

The Missionary society of the Con gregational church will meet this af- ternoon with Mrs c. Harrison, on 109 Fountain street. All members are requested to be present
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27
" ESlY WILLIE.

The Wcstqilo postottice has these names advertised; Eugene Mcclure, Woodbridge Ct, Tony Miller Mss Mildred Read, Miss Ella Towne, Mir. l. Winds,
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27
YALE vs. SPRINGFIELD IT. S.
Ell Soccer Team to Play at Yale Field
 Tomorrow.

The Yale soccer team will line up against the soccer experts from the Springfield Training school tomorrow afternoon at Yale field. The game will start at o'clock and will undoubtedly be a good one as the Eli constituents have a rattlins good team.
 The lineup of the teams follow:
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27

Officer Ahearn has returned to hi' duties after a weeks vacation with friends in New York
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27
.A A :. .
IA. HU V MI D OR IS A BLESSING TO THE MAN WHO SMOKES.

\ GOOD HUMJDOR WILL RIPEN THE SEGNRS PLACED THEREIN AND CAUSE THEM ITO INiPART DE- HGHTFUL AROMA.
 We have these HVMnORs for home and office use, from $2.25 to $50. in OAK, MAHOGANY. CrRCAsSIAN WALNUT, MISSION, WFATHERED. etc, cedar, aluminum and copper lined.
 Cline present tn give d man)
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27
Skinner Sardine Sandwiches, 3APrS

These nrc most attrnctiyr uhrn made of twn slices of white bread with ono center slice af either entire whpnt, graham or brown bread, Thcsr slices should he ns thin ns possible and nll crusts removed. After evenly butter- Ing rrch slice on each side, pD one side sprend tho Snrdine pas,c. on the inner side of inc two slices nf white bread. The snrdinr pnstc is made ns follows:
 Remove from oil as many "Skipprr'' snrilinc. ur wanted mud mpSh tp 4 pnStr. Add tn aH cuunl GuuntIiF of ,oIk> of hnrd h"iled cggs, ruhf,ri, through Z. sciNc. senSnn with anIt. c;tY- enc, md ? few drops of lemon i,Ijrr; ; moistcn 'itb olive oil or melted buffer.
 "skipncr" snrhincs. IS cents per tin. G2,OO per dozen.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27
HOME MADE Plum PlIddin(j

We call attention tn this to-dat be- cause Christmas will be here before we realize 1t, and these home made plum puddings, which we have made especially for us hy Mrs Eorestelie, ni Bridgeport, will be again In big de. mand. If you have not tried them send for . pound pail. You will find they are exceptionally fine,
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27

Tho expense incident to funeral ser vice Is mnny times n heavy burden, oc- curing ns If often iors uncxpccfediy and aftcr long periods of Illness. IL 1, our desire to be known ns consideratr in our charpes, md especially thought . fui of th. mnny cares and rrspons,biIi- lies which VIC must necessarily nssun,. on such occasions.
 GRAHAM & HAYES, IO1g Chapel st.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27
4 Few Choice
 Sardlne Recipes.
"SkinnnY" Sa,dina Salad Nh 1

Mix one of "Sklpper" Snrdincs with m equal uunntit, of the mashed soiks of bnrh boiled eggs. ,rrangc In nests nf lettuce leaves md serve with Mayon- nis" dressing.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-27
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BASSE1T BURGLARS HELD.

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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear Santa Claus:-I am little
girl nine years old and l live on 11s
Flynn street. Please bring me a new
dress and a red hair ribbon and a
blue hair ribben. Don't forget to
bring me candy ana nuts and that
will be all for this time. Please
don't forget my little sister, bring
her. rubber doll. From your little
girl, Sarah Lafferty.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear.
There is only one way to cure DEAFNESS,
and that Is by consti tutional remedies.
dition OF tl1e mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. WheA this tube y
inperfect nearing lid = hen it Is en-
tireiy Closed Dear ess g the result SILT.
en- osIf Ina this tut PeStored to it's nor
mai col ldition, heaf Ing Will be Destroy
ed FOREVER: nine cases out Of ten arc
caused by CatGfrh, which is nothing
but an Aqhamed Condition Of the mucous
surface8
We VIII give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness 1c4useq , 5y
CatarrnO that cannot be cured by Hairs
Catarrh euro. Send for circulars free.
F. ]. CHENEY 6 Co, Toledo o.
Sold by Druggists, TIC.
Take Halls FNimily Pills for consttpa-
tion.
--mI-sI; I'M SO t.rrn1rp
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12
BACK FRO. KANSAS

several years has been successfully
engaged in farming in Kansas. IS Mt
Salem. and Mrs. Payne and thier
three interestin children, for a visit
Of a few weeks with Mr.. Payne's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Genius Payne
and other relative
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12
RoXIe Swlsher.

Dear Santa Claus: 81 am years
old and 1 want you to bring me n
big teddy bear, silver watch, a drum,
football, toy automobile, nice sweat
err, train of cars, Irish mail, pair of
overshoes and please don't forget my
cousins in Dunkirk Ind, and my
cousin in Morgantown. and will
thank you so much. Your friend.
Harold CASTOR.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12
Col. Geo. Truesdell.
Near RnrR Nd.


eel
tottng house of
substantial
cement making perfectly tight
ventilation but excluding all in
completely surrounds spring house
givdn protection
the Boting house
filled without nterrupting
is a kind The of
railroad siding soaking
soaking
automatically through two
minutes. then the wash
ide nd out of
selizing filing
minutes under
the sterizers the bottles are allowed TO
filled water
cooling BOTTLES
all be
almost
ventilation special ducts
while the entering
airs throug filters.
Imne a hllng capped with crown
to perfect y rotectth CT
labelled special machine inspected and
the
automatic
without further attention
will certainly create
critical buyers
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear>Santa Clans:-We are going
to tell you what we want for Christi
mas: We each want suit Of clothes,
a sled. a train OF cars that runs ON
track and two horns and two
story books apiece. some nuts and
candy ana fruit and each pair of
roller skates. We go to school every
day and We are trying TO be good.
From your little boys.
Alden and Neal RobeS.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear santa ,cIaus:-I am a little
girl eight years old and want you
to bring me a big doll two feet long
and thar can walk and talk. and a
doll carriage and little set of
dishes A pink. SILK dress and pink
hair ribbons and = little gum ball.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear santa Claus:-I am little
boy two years old and won't want
very much, just wagon and some
candy and nuts. / have been n
good boy. Don't forget to bring
cousin Helen something nice. Thank
ing you in advance, remain your
little boy. Harry Bachman.s
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear santa Claus:-I am little
boy seven years old and l live on
lis Flynn street Please bring me
a necktie and new waist and a
new pair of stockings and candy and
nuts and don't forget cousin Mat
tie. From your little boy.
Charles Lafferty.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12
Industrlal

Dear santa CLAUSE Please bring
me pair of blaclS gloves ana pair
Of ice skate and "A big red gum bsl u,
an Irish mail, drum. horn, rock
ing chair and a street car with a
track. some story books and blocks
and don't forget my sisters Pearl and
Margaret; they both want dolls.
Richard D. Ours.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12
Alma Strader,

Dear Santa Claus:-I am a little
girl 2. years old. will get mamma
to write for me. Please bring me
rubber doll and my little sister Min
ME a doll like mine and please bring
me a little picture book and some
candy and peanuts and a hair rib
bon. will close for this time.
Your little girl.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12
Furniture Repair
UPHoLS:TERING

give have opened a first
class Furniture Repair Shop
and are equipped 10 repair all
lxieds of Furniture, do uphol-
stering and finishing work on
furniture we do all sorts of
wood work and if you have
a piece of furniture about the
house in need OF repair you
viii make no mistake bye
bringing it to us.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear Santa:-1 am little girl Z
years old and ! have been a: good
girl. You was so good and kind to
me last Christmas and brought me
such nice presents that I-thought I
would ask you to bring me some
thing this Christmas. viii you
please bring me Doll and carriage
for my doll and pair of gloves and.
a pair OF shoes and some hair RIB
.bons. That is all, so goodble. From
your little girl. Hazel Fretwell.
l live on Third street, No. 40.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear Santa Claus:-I would like
to have doll and pair OF over
shoes and a sweater and nuts. candy
and oranges And don't forget my
little sister Mary.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear santa Claus--I viii write to
tell you what want you to bring
me. A sled, automobile. pair OF
shoes. Please do not forget my lit
tie nephew. Claude Patterson. and
my little friends Or1l and Regin
Frashure From your friend,
Joe Blair Albright.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear Santa Claus:-I am a little
girl four years old and want you
to bring me doll and a story book
and some pretty ribbon for my hair.
and necklace and some candy and
nuts and do not forget my little
brother. Meigs. He is two years old.
He wants a hobby horse. one he can
ride. and doll baby. Well that IS
all Santa. for this year, 50 goodbye
From your little girl.
Fonda Fretwell.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12
bennington.

Dear santa claus:-I am seven
years old and go to school every day
and want you to bring me a horn
and a, drum and white Teddy bear
with u blu ribbon around its neck.
and a rubber ball and lots OF candy
Bernard w. Comma.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Fear Santa claus:-I would like
for you to bring me a drum, suit.
a pair of button shoes.
Arnett Baker.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear Santa Claus:-I am a little
boy 5 years old and as you were so
kind to sister and last Xmas will
tell you what would like to have
this Xmas. A tree like we had last
year, Irish mail. story books and a
train that runs on track and little
sister wants a doll and carriage,
candy and nuts Your friend:
MerriIl Reynolds.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear santa .claus:-I want some
candy and nuts and toys and be
sure and conc We viii leave the
door open so you will not have to
come down the chimney.
Russell Martin.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear santa claus:-I want you TO
bring me a big don and work box
and doll bed for her to sleep in.
Please don't forget my sister Martha
and leave lots of things for Little
John Milton Harris. he lives in
Clarksburg Don't forget where
live.
Lucelia Williams
T .I1es,,yJI.s n O.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear Santa Claus:--I want a big
doll for Xmas and q nice book and
lots of candy and nuts and fruit. and
a llttle bed and a little stove and
coffee not and coffee mill and a lit
tie piano. am six years old.
Rose Pigott.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear santa Claus:-I am nine
years old and go to school every day.
please bring me gun. wagon. a
gum ball. a gum. doll. and a rocldnS
horse. a drum and a horn and lots
of post cards; don't forget the candy
and nuts
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear Santa Claus PIeaie bring
don't forget my sister. she wants a
doll and some candy and oranges
and bananas. and that is all this
time. Your friend.
Mildred Rymer.
Admission. :
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Don Id4 2, 81
no II lltLIln, " ana
FleLltEtftty3s
Dear santa Cild il1 he
tle boy six old ana 1--we or
Jane Lew and want ynit to bF4nE
me a red sled. and d tralE ana IA
track for Il to RIM on. and hrs On-
CINE and ID heFse large enough Tor
me to ride and candy fruit and llll Is
From your little rIeat
Dear santa cha 81 Christmas
i want q set Of dishes and . set OF
furs and little trunk FOR nay doll
clothes and do not forget 70 bring
me some candy ana rilits.
Tllelnia Shock
Industrial 1851
Dear santa ciauss Please bring
me IRE engine a tool box and do
not forget to bring me candy and
nuts.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear Santa claus:-I am 9 little
onion Heights. Please bring me for
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear santa Ciaus:-I am n little
girl seven years old and 20 to school
every day. Please bring me q kid
body doll and doll carriage. a nice
bear skin coat and cap and some
candy and nuts. From your little
friend.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

me 4 new cap "a 4 pair bf nlittens
and an overcoat and a sled and some
candy and nuts. and this VIII be al
Russell RyEner.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear santa claals:I am nttle
boy eight years, and go to school and
can read and write and would IKE
for you to bring me a tricycle., Q
fairy story book, a pair Of No. ~
skates, an express wagon. and some
candy. nuts ana oranges and any
thing else you want to bring me-
Burttce Swiger.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

sChIfS t1Ile q giuss
i5ea{ pefiSiif
ana ii at NIB j = ia 1ittt
sine ana some candy and M
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12
j l!ve on rhird street. No. %.

Dear Santa Claus;-I am Iitt!e'
girl five years old and ! want YOU to.
I'r.Ing me "a nice big doll and a doitI
buggy and a, set of dishes and sled
and two yards of white ribbon and
some candy and nuts and oranges
and anything else YOU wish to bring
me. and don't forget mama and pa
Agnes Hanson. 4
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Agnes Hanson.
J s. Baltinore 81.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

Dear, santa Claus: am going
to tell. you what want Tor Xmas.
I want dofI, a little wagon, book.
dresser, q cupboard. trunk, q set
of dishes and lots Of candy and fruit
/ am four. years old and have been a
good girl all the year. From your
little girl Ruth Pigott.
Shfnnston, W. Va.
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shinnston. w. va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12
SRI CLAUS
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all this year am now years old
and I mind my papa and nlapiIla all
the time ana / want sou to send me
FOR Christmas a nice pair rof shoes
andsa pair OF gum boots and q lot Of.
candy and nuts. Yours truly
"a Jefferson ~ Rpbey-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

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tell you what wants.you to bring
me. A sled, automobile. pair OF
shoes Please do not forget my Mt
tie nephew, Claude patterson, anu
my little friends Or1l and Hesln
Frashure- From your friend
Joe bar AIorlghe-
Eear Santa Ciaus:- "ontd llke
FOR you TO bring me a drum, suit
Arnett baker
Dear santa Claus;-l would IKE
20 haNS a UOti "A0 d E o. " =
shoes and sweater ana NUS Is..l celllely
and oranges. And don't forget my
little sister mary
Alma strader.
Dear santa Claus am a a. little
girl years old. Will ger mamma y
to write Tor me. Please Drlne me \
rubber COL and my llttie sister MN
ME a doll ike nine and p4ease prl Ll
me hrtle picture Dook anu some N
candy and peanuts ana mar rlp-
bon. VIII close tor Inns TIME
Your little girl.
RoAle S"!snef-
Dear santa Claus am years
Old and l want you 10 Dflns me
big teddy bear SILVER. ,Waocn' 9 ol.uIn'
tootDaH' TOY automoDi4e' nice sN HssI.
err train OF cars lf1sn man, paIr OF
oVershoes ana please oon IoFset my
cousins IN Dunkifk ma. ana my
cousin IN SaiL'o " :, =. ~, ~
Harold CASTOR.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-12-12

LIlesvIlIe. n. G.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-05-25

sisters for the girls care and put hee
through q business school and set her
on her feet, saving q girlhood like hlA
own boyhood from the slums and the
gutter.
After that Moreton slowly but sure
" began to mend. There was no cur
ing the disease-but there was every
chance to prolong his life for years.
II he wanted to put up the night. And
every time that Betty vynne came to
tight.
For time DR.. Lindsay watched the
case with purely professional interest
but gradually this feeling became dis
tinctly personal. He generally met
Betty In the reception roomso of tne hos
pital. fingered near Moretonso bedside
during her stay and escorts her 20 the
entrance when she departe
And oddly enough he found H1v -
cuses for sitting with Nor -
learning more about 1.-The kids" btn61y
hight for education and self-suppoTt-
Before the first year of his senteuce
had passed the ex-boss read young
Lindsay's secret, and one night. after
Betty had paid her usual call, the two
men talked 1t over.
Mind you. she amt anybody Meth
er she nor know where she sprung
from. So it's up to you." said Moreton
warningly. and yet with loving anxiety
in every word.
1Oun8 Lln0SAy SCuOleO Cne CIdCkS IA
the flooring for q few seconds and then
he turned resolutely to his patient
She's true blue-there are not many
like her, no matter what sort of blood
was behind her-and I'm going to take
chances II she'll have me. And what
Is more, I am going down to see her
tomorrow, when I'm or duty"
rs 1t all right, Betty?" inquired the
ex-boss as he stroked her hand tender
ly the next time she came. rs 1t all
right, little girl?"
The girl smiled into his anxious eyes.
"Oh. Mr.. Moreton. do you think I'm
half good enough for him?"
Mind that, will your inquired the
invalid, as If addressing an audience.
then he drew the girl close. Let me
tell you something. Betty. He wouldn't
let me tell you before, for fear you'd
| think you owed him something. He
wanted you to love him for himself,
see? But DR.. Lndsay's got some of the
boys started-and 1t looks like par
don, Betty; it certainly does"
She sank on her knees beside the bed.
"Oh, that is too good to be true
"And that amt all, Betty. I had
some shares in a gold mine-thought it
was a dead one-but Lindsay, he's been
! looking into it. and mebbe-well-just
| mebbe, I can take you and Lindsay on
| a wedding trip over to Germany. Lind
| say says the springs over there would
| do wonders for me-and Lindsay needs
la change-and-well-B I'd been
dead by this time If 1t hadn't been for
your coming"
| He looked up to meet the shining eyes
Of young DR.. Lindsay.
"Say. Lindsay, amt there something
in the good book somewheres about the
| least of these? I want to find that
verse I'm going to learn 1t. I certain
ly am. All, there is so much for me to
learn-and so little timer'-(Copyright-
ed, 1908, by Associated Literary Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-05-25
THE PERIL OF FLIES.

There should be quick and inteln-
gent response to the general warning
sent out against giving flies free ac-
cess to the home. 1t is no new doc
trine that Is being preached. for there
has been general and Increasing rec
ignition for years that the common
house fly is a potent agent in the
spreading Of dangerous diseases, but
the oftener these truths are brought to
the attention of the public the more
likely are people to become impressed
with their Importance. The fly season
is at hand. Each of these small In
sects is an enemy to be fought with
every weapon that the ingenuity Of
man has devised
Science in its war on the fly must
ultimately stamp them out as mos
quitoes have been exterminated over
large areas. by destroying their breed
Ing places. but meanwhile there Is a
practical and easy measure Of precau-
ton that can be adopted by every
family. Screen doors and windows can
be placed in houses at a rather trifling
expense and prompt efforts should be
made to overtake with unrelenting
death every insect straggler that by
chance makes Its way into the house
despite these measures Of prevention.
1t is a matter where each family must
itself act, rather than depend on the
health department.:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-05-25
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
tFrom the Chicago News.I

From the chicago NeWS.J
The troubles of most men-women.
Today is a part Of the future we
worried about yesterday.
Two women who hate the same peo-
pie always get along well together.
AS vet no one has attempted to con-
vert Wild oats into breakfast food.
Speakfng Of close friends, those who
will not lend you a dollar head the
list.
Lots of men would rather hold a
political job than earn an honest
Unless a man is a hustler his prayer
for work IL apt to remain unanswered.
ANYWAY. Adam didn't have to help
his wife take up the carpets and clean
house.
making love the more girl seems to
enjoy 1t.
one of the advantages Of living in
t11e CITY 10 the exercise you get chas-
ing trolley cars.
man does his counting in the par
lor and then expects his wife to be an
expert kitchen mechanic.
II the innocent bystander had been
attending to his own business it prob
ably wouldn't have happened.
Before following the advice Of man
who tells you how you ought TO run
your business take q look at the way
he - running his own.