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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-11-20
Church Notices

Church Notices
CATHOLIC
St. Lawrence church-Sunday-
Mass $50; high mass 1890. Vespers
and benediction at 100 D m.
Week days-Mass at $50.
+. j. FEINLER, Pastor.
EPISCOPAL
Services sunday. Nov.s. as follows:
lO:45 a. m.-Holy communion and
sermon.
II noon-Sunday school.
800 D.. m.-Evening prayer and SER
mon.
Seats free. All welcome.
NORWEGIAN LUTHERAN
Services and Communion Thanks.
giving day. Nov. 26, at ; O'Clock D.
m. conducted by Rev. Kilness.
EPISCOPAL CHURCH NOTES
Services Sunday, Nov. % as fol-
lows:
l0:45 a. m. Morning Prayer, Litany
and Sermon.
II noon Sunday School.
5 p. N. Evening Prayer and Ser
non.
Thanksgiving services will be held
on Thanksgiving eve, Wednesday,
Nov. %, at 100 o'clock. The collec-
ton will be for the childrens home,
Sioux Falls. Seats free. All we'll
come.
METHODIST CHURCH
lO:45 Preaching.
1900 Sunday School.
800 Junior League.
$50 intermediate League.
$50 Epworth League.
100 Preachin =. Subject %"Ingrat:-
tuden.
On Thursday evening Thanksgiving
services will be held in the Methodist
church. The people of Milbank are
invited to attend. Rev. Oldfield will
preach the sermon. An offering will
be taken for the childrens home.
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
Th.xr. AliIh.rh.

A young and pretty Schoolteaeher aace asked her class for an original definition ef ths word .-wife.
 A wife ls rib.s said one little girl.
 Wives a-s gaiding stars. said an osher.
 "A comforter said a third.
 An inSpie.tieD.H sati fourth.
 Altogether the definitions were rarh CT presy and commonplace. but finally child of eleven. smiling arehly. said. \ wife Is a person for man to find fault with when things ge wroag. "Gooi'T cried the pretty teacher. laughing Good, That is the leSi definition of all. the best. the truestr' But that afternoon on the way home from school the little girl whose def nision had So pleased trippei demureIs un te the teacher and said:
 Are You going 10 marry that tall handsome young man see you with nearly every night s''
 Yes. said the teacher.
 Well, then. if my definition Of q wife was true
 "Ah. but. dear with us nothing i'll ever go wrong. He says so himself"
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
Decd8ers.

There is an old fellow who lives in a dry New England town who has q very poor opinion of New York, to which metropolis he recently made a visit II may te remarked in passing that the old gentleman k one of the pillars of the church h his native vii. lage. Upon his return home he sat for some time upon q sugar barrel at the grocery and then suddenly burst out:
 Them feliers down 10 New York Is as bad as thieves, Cheat your eye teeth out fore you know it,''
 Gosh Hiram. You don't mean to say you got bnnkoed 1t your agef' the storekeepef demanded, dropping the nail tangs
 "Yes. did. toe.'' was the angry re ply T went to sody water fountain an asked the feller for his best sar- synrilla, an give him the regular wink
 "NeA?' the storekeeper demanded.
 Well, by heck. got itr' was the disgusted reply
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
The Horses Power Of Smell,

The horse will leave musty hay un. touched in his bin. however hungry He will not drink of water objection ahie to his questioning snif or from q bucket which some odlor makes offen- siXe. however thirsty. His intelligent ntsstrii vii widen. culver and query over the daintiest bit offered by tn. fairest Of hands. with eeaxings thai would make mortal shut his eyes and swallow a naaseeus mouthful at q SEilp. X mare is never satisfied h, either sight or whinnx that her colt [ really her own until she has a certain nasal certificate to the fact. \ blind horse. now living. will not allow tht approach Of any stranger withoui showing signs ef anger not safely tt be disregartled The distinction is esi dently made by his sense of smell an, at considerable distance. Blind horses. as rule, will gnllop wildly about q pasture without striking the surrounding fence The sense of smell informs them of it's Rroxlmity-Ilerss and Stable
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
 Sharks and Divers.

Contrary 10 what is generally sup posed, the fully equipped modern diver does tet dread sharks in the depths. though there are cases on record where these monsters have bitten sav- agely at the afr pipe, causing Il serious leak and almost drowning the man be- fore he could be hauled up Sharks are. however. notoriously timld, and all the experienced diver has to do to frighten them away is to open one of the air valves in his dress and cause a stream of bubbles to rise np all around him, whereupon the tiger of the deep will make off In abject terror. \ far more real danger is getting entangled. St. Nicholas
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
A Good Reason
Putnam People Can Tell You
 Why It Is So

Doan's Kidney Pills cure the cause of disease, and that is why the cures are always lasting. This remedy strengthens and tones up the kidneys, helping them to drive out of the body the liquid poisons that cause backache, headache and distressing kidney and urinary complaints. Putnam people testify to permanent cures.
 Mrs. Dennis Cady, of 6s School st. Putnam, Conn.,, says: 'For three or four years my husband had severe pains in the small of his back which prevented him from sleeping well at night. A day or two before storm he always noticed that the pains were worse, and when he caught cold the trouble was also greatly aggravated. Added to this there was an annoying difficulty from the kidney ssecretions. He used many remedies but got no re- lief uutil he began taking Doan's Kid ney Pills, procured ai Dresser's drug store. Their use stopped the kidney difficulty and banished the back aches.
 For sale by all dealers Price 5o cents. Foster Miiburn Go., Buffalo, New York, sole agent for the United states
 Remember the name-D0an sand take no ether,
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
Chaos In kno ~ledqe.

And so l say il most confidently. the first intellectual task Of our age is rightly 10 order and make seryicea ble the vast realm of printed material which four centuries have swept across our path. To organize our knowledge to systematize our reading. 10 save out of the relentless cataract of ink the immortal thoughts of the greatest. this Is Il necessity unless the productive in- genuity of man is to lead us at last to measureless and painless chaos. To knoW anything that turns up Is In the infinity of know wledge to know nothing To read the first book We come across ia the wilderness of books is to learn nothing To turn over the pages Of teH thousand volumes is 10 be prae- tisaliy indifferent to all that is good Frederic Harrison.
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
An Unreasonable Wife.

John Nigors complained one night at supper that the tea was weak. the meat tough. the potatoes seggy. etc.
 His wife al last burst into tears.
 John Nigors." she cried. "l have cooked faithfully for you for seyen- teen years My one thought has been to please you. There is uot a man in this town has better cooked food than you. and this is all the thanks get growlings and complaints. growlings and complaints day after day Why can't you praise He once in awhile 2'
 You are the most unreasonable wo- man ever saw he said soldly Many aud many time I've sat down to q neal and never said word about it from start to finish Wasn't that enough of compliment for YOU? Don't you know perfectly well that if there had been the least little bit of thing to find fault with I'd have found it?''
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
LISTEN.

v-boevar you are. as you read this. Wbafever yoGr trouble or grief vart you 10 know and to heed this The hour draweth near with relief. xa sorrow no woe. Is intending Though heaven seems voiceless and
 dumb.
 so sure as your cry Is ascending. so surely an answer will come. Whatever temptation Is near you Whose eyes on these simple lines fall Remember good angels will hear yeu And help you to stand if you call. rheugh stunned by despair. I beseeeh
 yau.
 Whatever your losses, your need. peiiays when these printed words reach
 yea.
 Believe you were born to succeed.
 Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
Lever and tho Arehbi.hoo.

eharies Lever, the novelist. was once the guest Of pr. Whately. the arch. bishop Of Dublin. at his country seat. Among the other guests were some of the expectant clergy. who paid sub missiye court to their host. While the archbishop and his guests were walk Ing through the ground the prelste piueked from a bush leaf which. he declared. had most nauseous flavor.
 Taste it. said he. handing the leaf to one of the clergy. The latter smil- ngly obeyed and then. with wry faee. subscribed to the botanical ortho- doxy of the archbishop.
 Taste it. you, Lever" said the grat- lied prelate handing the leaf to the novelist
 No. thank you" said Lever. laugh ing Ny brother is not in your grace's diocese"
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
Got Half oft Back.

The famous painter Corot and his sister were joint owners of some house property in the Faubourg Poissonniere one day one of the tenants. q tailor came 10 Corot and said he could not nav bis rent. What can do for youT asked Corot "I cannot intercede for feu HitA my sister because am not on good terms with my family As q matter Of fact, Corot was regarded as q failure" by his family. However, be added. "here is the money to pay the rent only don't let any one know I hare given it to you.'
 The tailor after this used to return periodically when his rent was due and obtain the money from Corot. who re- marked on one occasion. T appear to be very generous. but am not, be cause l get half of 1t back from my sister as my share of the rent"
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
Got His Fees.

\ quaint character was sagar, the verger of Halifax parish church On one occasion bridegroom after the service said that he had no money with which the pay the verger's fees
 Sagar went te the bride in hls most winsofue way and asked her: Hast ever seen Black Bibles? We've rare lot on em in this ere vestry."
 No" she replied not having the faintest idea Of what Black Bible was
 eCoom along. I'll show yer them.'
 He lured her into the inner vestry.
 "There,s the Bibles" he said. point ing to them. locked up as they were in q bookcase with glass panels, Of which he had not the key. Wait awhile till I coon back"
 He turned the key of the yestry on the bride and, going to the bridegroom. iaid. Lass is ail right but you'll no have her ill you have paid
 The bridegroom hastily dug I'D.
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
ca-elIe Hunting.

cozelIes ia Nubia are hunted by 2 ,,,warful breed of hounds in build sor,eyvhaf heavier than | grey hound t-, srIgs af being far szFifter than inc hoanG rhe eazelie falls vieiiiii itesl .I.s sarva4ls i.alit of constantly stop ping ta las laek io see I I As PUT - zss ezreaie iis ssreFaf ? ks s.ss..,s r.sas lscns.ls la an alEtssf yer .5#s4fa HHer naf eHfN a-
 ..55.sIss4I lar sn that il ssefs# Ken HitHaef
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
4 Mixup.

The householder sInothered his wrath and descended te the basement
 Are you the plumberf" he asked of the grimy looking individual who was tinkering with the pipes in the cellar. Yes. guv'nor." answered the man.
 ''Eeen loag in the trader
 Bout a year. guy'nor."
 Ever make mistakes z''
 "Piess yer. 10. guv'norr'
 oh then, | suppose it's all right! ! imagined you had connected up the wroag pipes. for the chandelier in the ,'raWing room k spraying like foHn. tain. and the bathroom taps on fire,,s- London Answers
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
This is no place for fools. "
His improvement Plan.

"A Chester lawyer married a young woman Of exquisite mind-a thin, big headed girl in spectacles," said a West Virginia man. "A friend from the east was introduced to the lady one nigbt. aal later on the bridegroom said to hlm:
 George, what do you think of herr George puffed thoughtfully on his cigar
 We'll he said. to tell you the truth she isn't much to look at. is she?' elAe husbands face fell
 "'Ah but, he said eagerly, what 2 mind she has. Externally perhaps sue isH't all that could be desired, but withn-ah. George. she has a beauti- fu miudn
 George smiled. Then have her turned. he said"
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
A Cook to the End.

eA good cook has the spirit of cook ery boHH in him." said a French chef, and h him 1t never dies His first tisIed baby word is of food. and q sauce or navarin is the subject Of bis sast dying breath.
 @pid you ever hear of poor Gaston Laurent the distinguished cook of Pail hFa Gaston went on voyage to the south seas in 1895. His ship was wrecked, and he and bis party were captured by cannibals. Being plump. 1asion. alas. was the first of the i'll lated party to be consigned to the Treat iron casserole And the suryiy- ors say that nothing could have been more touching and more sublime than 1astons last cry from the great pot as the water began to smoke and bub- D'e and he began to cook-Gaston's last cam cry of a great artist:
 Come, come. It is already past sne time for the pepper and salt!'"
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
Danger Assured.

An Englishnan was invited by a New Yorker to accompany him on a hunting trip on Long lsland-
 Large or small gamef' laconicafy asked the Briton. who has hunted in every quarter of the globe
 You don't expect to ind lions and tigers on Long Island. do you?' que ried the New Yorker.
 Hardly" responded the Briton. with a laugh. but l like spice of danger in my hunting.
 If that's the case" answered the other. with a grin. 'i m your man. all riqht The last time I went out shot my brother-in-law in the ieg:-Haf' oer's Weekly.
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
Did as Re Was Told.

A well known Brooklyn clergy mar i'm n talk to his Sunday school urged The children 10 speak to him whenever tbe, met. The next day dirty faeet urchln aceosted him in the street "i'n How do. doeT
 The clergyman stopped and cordial ,v tro,ired And who are you, sir
 .rm one of your little lata's' re ,l,aa the boy affably. Fine day. And. tllting his hat 10 the baek oi LIE head be swageered of, leaving 'h' worthy divine speeches. with amaze npnt
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
A Noisy Pree....


 Mr Fletcher was plasterer and o'ieklayer. The chimney projecting 1ron the roof of his one story cottage vas Tn the last stages of dilapidation sAu needed to be torn down and re eai't hundred times or more Mrs fie'cher had called his attention to It aad begged him to mend it. but he was aRaFs loo busy. He would attend to When he got time"
 Asast there came bright clear Aay Waen he had absolutely nothing z a9 and his wife promptly suggest. ' tat he take up that long delayed soe and tiuish It.
 st can't do it today, Emily he On il day Ike this 1 ought te Y r hunting work" And he AFeEiI ss' slammed the door behind slni E minutes affer he had gone
 aeizhHor calsed and Knocked
 4 fa3Ht door As Mrs. Fletcher
 sel 3er terrific racket pas s@f aa tHp roof.
 ness alive. What does tslat lsise ueans- asked the caller
 iaiuk il means said Mrs Fetch hia smile. that my husband has s-aased his mind.
 Ter 9he lands sake.~ exclaimed the Does 1t always make noise
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
The Scrap Book
..r Price.

we.F known actor was taking din
 al fashionable Chicago hotel -rbsn young man came in and sat ,.,rn at the same table. He apparent s- rseoznized the actor. for after gaz- s.r st him intently for a couple of -,'nstes he pulled a two dollar bill ---,eafatiously from a large roll and. sh,vine 1t across the table. remarked: -t always feel as if had to pay to | famous man. don't you know" Tbe famous man. calmly tore the .o dollar bill in half and returned .rs section to the young man.
 ~.,hlidren half price" he observed eomposedly.
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
nAF 'hat wiien Ae eAaases his nindr~
Badly Injured.


 Il woman came into my ofiee one afternoon ana said she wanted n sec a lawyer on a rather important mat Ter, said a lawyer -She WIS very pfim and self possessed.
 .What can I do for voag I asked
 Well, she said in an easv tone my husband was hurt ia the wreck the other day
 ..I noticed she was dresse,l in rnn.-,. ing. but from her indifferent tone | gathered that il had no connection with her husbands accident.
 Was your husband badly ipiur. ed:' asked.
 Yes she answered in the same quiet voice He got bis head cut of. . -hansas City Independent
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
r.i,a9 sauze

Fer krifng out snnae eoTresl ..'1'si .gt#r,.eorprreasis T flock pf siietsl'. ''s now the sumae. then turn ia 'a.e sA'. S,,rae fsav Ie destroyed sy persistent ..,trspr afrer Towering season and ts fore il sets berries. but shee9 N.-. ' .se work ar less trouble and expense
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
Barred Out.

Two souls approached St. Peter. side by side. and the younger was repulsed sternly by the saint on the ground that since he had never been married be had never known suffering
 The older man advanced. with glad confidence He stated that he had been married twice.
 But him. too. the saint repulsed. say ing:
 This Is no place for fools."
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
The First Eviction.

An Irish tenant who had just bought under the purchase act boastea to the agent that his landlord was now God Almighty" and that he need fear noth- ing
 Don't you be too sure. Pat" was the reply Remember God Almighty esicied his first two tenants
Putnam patriot., 1908-09-18
Pride h aieh..

he that Is proud of riches is fool. sor if he be exalted above bis neigh oOfs because he hath more gold how much inferior is be to a gold mine!- 'efemy Taylor.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-10-15
Sl.OO PER YEAR.
THURSDAY, OCT. Is, 1908.

Efforts were made bv certain enc
mics of Mr.. Jacobson In his home
town of Madison to prove that he
was not a citizen Of the United
States. and therefore could not
serve as governor should he be elect
ed this fall.
Frank A. Dav. chairman of the
Democratic State Central committee.
who usually takes ADVANTAGE OF everv
opening in politics. would have no.
thing to do with this ATTEMPT to
besmirch Jacobson. and he said OF
the matter: .~..
"We want nothing to do with it.
and / would much rather YOU would
saw nothing about it. We are very
confident of winning as matters
stand now. and we don't want Mr..
Jacobson or his supporters to have
any excuse to make about the re-
suits of this election.
II do not want ANYTHING. to DO
with it. and If it is found to be true
we will take no advantage OF it.
Governor Johnson will lay no claim
to the office unless he receives a plur.
ality of the votes at the coming.elec-
tion."
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-10-15

a now for the second tine
candidate for lt-eectiOn TO Tie office
of CounLv A uditor. I'd again come
to ;,,i: Tie vuteis ul Marshall County
for li.v}r .uDuorL. and their vote on
Nov. 3l0.
HE demand unnn my time at the
Office is ~ mach Lllat l eau not GET
time to 20 out and solicit votes
per>U !.Aily. or call UPON nv many
friends which ! would like to do.
and am thankful to all nv friends
for the support you have given me
in the past. and ] can promise YOU
all that ii reelected. 1 shall give
YOU better service than ever before.
I stand firmly upon nv past re-
cord as public official. and ask for
the support and vote of eyery voter
who believes in honest. reliable. and
faithful service to the taxpayers OF
Marshall County.
Sincerely Your Servant:
P. B. Malberg.
County Auditor
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-10-15

OF all the campaign speeches that
have been made this year those OF
Gov. Hughes. of New York. are
among the most meaty and effective.
appealing, as they do. to the voters
intelligence and Judgment and not
to their passions and prejudices.
His criticism of the Bryan policies
and cure-alls in his Youngstown
speech was as destructive blow as
has been administered to them in
the campaign and his remark in st.
Paul that he stands for Taft 'be-
cause. without pyrotechnics or sensa-
tionaism. he (Taft) has done hon.
estlv aud sincerely the hard tasks
confronting him. because he is
cool headed. warm hearted man of
achievement. will have more in
fluence with thoughtful and unemo-
tional voters than whole columns of
rhetoric. It is intelligence and
common sense. conservatism and not
radicalism. that must rule this coun-
trv and Gov. HUGHES is master at
presenting clear and weightv argu-
ments. Most voters demand serious
reasons before casting their ballots. for
President of the United States.
1t would be a national loss II the
people of New York should relegate
a man like Gov. Hughes to private
life, and we don't believe thew will
do it this year.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-10-15

The candidates for county Offices
on the republican ticket are all good.
competent men. who stand very high
in the estimation of the people of
the county. as was evidenced bv the
large vote received by each at the
primary election. They are every
one of Them men in whom the ut
most Confidence can be placed. Some
of them have been tried in public
Office before and have not been found
wanting. and those who come before
the voters for the first time are men
of the strictest integrity and well
qualified for the positions thew seek.
The outlook is good for the election
of the entire ticket. The republican
congressional and legislative tickets
will no doubt receive very handsome
maiorities in this county. indeed
there are no good reasons why they
should not have every vote cast.
Marshall County has many interests
to be looked after in the legislature
as regards drainage and roads and
bridges. and it is very important
that we be represented by strong
delegation. That the farmers OF
Marshall County will stand by Presi-
dent Roosevelt. his policies. and re-
publican prosperity for the farmer.
by an almost unanimous endorse
ment of Congressman Steenerson.
the great cummoner of Minnesota.
we do not doubt for moment.
Marshall County, voters will also roll
up large majority for the Taft and
Sherman electors and thus help bury
BRYAN with his harmful undigested
theories and isms for the third and
last time. .%-
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-10-15
CITATION FOR HEARING ON
FINAL ACCOUNT AND FOR
nI0rND DIIHION -

CITATION FOR HEARING ON
FINAL ACCOUNT AND FOR
DISTRIBUTION.
Estate of Henry Lokebo. Decedent.
State of Minnesota. County of
Marshall. In Probate Court. In the
Matter of the Estate of Henry
Lokebo. Decedent. ......
The State of Minnesota to Oline
Lokebo. and All Persons interested
in the above Entitled Natter
Whereas. Anders Schev has filed in
this court his final account of his
administration of the estate of the
above named decedent, together
with his petition praying for the
adjustment and allowance of said
final account and for distribution of
the residue Of said estate to the
persons thereuntO entitled: 1T is
ORDERED that said petition be
heard. and that all persons interest
ed in said matter be and appear be-
fore this court on SATURDAY the 7th
dav of November. 1908. az ten
o'clock A. NJ. at the Probate Court
Rooms. in the City of Warren. in
said County. and then and there or
as soon thereafter as said matter
can be heard. show cause. 1t anv
they have. why said petition should
not be granted: and that this
citation be served bv the publication
thereof in the Warren Sheaf. accord
ing to law.
Witness. the honorable Peter H.
Holm. Judge of said court. and the
seal of said court. this 18th day of
October. 1908.
~ Peter II. Holm.
court SeaD. J2dge.
Julius J.. Olson.
ATTORNEY for Petitioner,
Warren, Mimi.