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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06
Heart to Heart
Talks.
TWO DAYS IN BED.
By EDWIN A. NYE.
Copyright, 1908, BY Edwin A. Nye.

IAN ACTUAL Exper7cnce-J
NO" said grandma; Its only a lit
de malaria-a couple of grains of
Quinine every two hours and a day or
two In bed No use to send for doc
tor"
You are deathly sick, and that
thump, thump, thump, in your head
takes every bit Of gimp out of your
backbone You are like the fellow
who was seasick-f1rst you are afraid
you viii die, and then afraid you won't
Ills fever is pretty high says
grandma. Bing! Bang! A rush of
swirling waters! A Jingle Of spurs
and the rush of a charge! Egypt!
Why, Little Egypt, Eternal Egypt you
did that stunt at the Worlds fair.
That hideous south sea islander keeps
pounding on his hollow tree. VIII no
one on the Midway stop him? Mr..
Chairman, this, sir, Is an outrage, a.
@s
That quilt? It's old as the hills. 1t
must have belonged to you in a pre-
vious existence That wall paper ?
There's philosophy In that wall paper,
Horatio. The little woman selected
the pattern. Come to think of 1t, SHE
bought nearly all the lares and penates
within range of your vision. SHE
saved the money out of her slender al
iowance and bought them.
r. =
How the hours drag It is time fol
introspection. You begin to see things
rightly. Life resolves itself into the
real, the simple, the elemental things
1t Is hard on your conscience. You
have sometimes forgotten some very
plain obligations. For instance: Well
there's the little woman. Do you re
alize how much Of HER is in you? Il
you have been successful, SHE made
1t possible. If you have failed, SHE
was faithful. have you always been
to the little woman what you ought tc
be? And the girl7 She often calls
you dear old dad" That means
something. And the boy1 Thick wit
can't you see how he really loves yor
he, the big bear of a fellow, wht
likes to romp with you on the floor?
Re
Yes, I'm better. l think / VIII gel
up for breakfast" Your stomach is
sweet and wholesome after its forty
eight hour rest All, there was more
to that mosaic requirement of regular
fast days than your moderns hav,
ever been willing to admit! The qui
nine has chased the devils out of your
brain. When you go down to break
fast grandpa says In that stern oh
way he used when you were the boz
and which conceals a heap Of fond
ness, "WeIl, sir, you upT' And thu
boy makes noisy fun at your appear
ance in the dressing gown. But the
little woman at the other end OF th'
table says nothing. She does not SAY
things. SHE DOES THEM
Every wen regulated married maj
should be sick-really, but not danger
ously sick-a day or two every year.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

The national committee of the social
list party is reported to be hard put
to find the wherewithal to conduct the
coming campaign. IT Is desired to send
Eugene V. Debs, the candidate for
president, on an extensive tour of the
country In a special train, but the sub
scriptions to the fund to be used for
this purpose are said to have fallen
short of expectations.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

THE REASON THAT SOME WOMEN
ARE NOT A SUCCESS IN SOCIETY rs
BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHEN
TO BE POLITE. THEY ARE POLITE
TO EVERYBODY, AND THAT DON'T
GO IN SOCIETY.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

hwailsv1l1e-DanieI H. Ortmeyer, re-
publican county chairman, has received
word from State Chairman James p.
Goodrich saying he will be in Evans
Vile Thursday night and will make an
address before the republicans at the
courthouse, when ten delegates to the
'shoe-etring" convention will be Sc
lected.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

Among those mentioned on the re-
publican side to succeed United States
Senator Stone of Missouri are Colonel
Richard C. Kerens, one of the veteran
leaders of the party In Missouri Lieu
tenant Governor Mckinley, former Ma
tional Committeeman Thomas ]. At
kins, State Chairman Walter s. Dickey
and Joseph Black of Richmond
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

also be present. The meetings will be
in charge of George B. Lockwood, of
the state committees press bureau
About fifteen republican editors will
be here for each conference.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

Urey Woodson, who has been re-
elected to his position of secretary of
Kentucky journalist, being editor and
publisher of newspapers in Paducah
and greensboro. He was railroad com
missioner Of Kentucky from 1891 to
1895, and has been a member of the
democratic national committee since
1896.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06
Why7

IL people would only insist
on proof when they hear
a tale of calumny, how lit
tie of that dastard1y COM
modify would there be.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

Messrs. Harley, Broome and Mozart
ney with their families have returned
from camp, all feeling much rejuven-
ated from their outing. They report
having caught three cells and one frog
that made fourteen persons their
breakfast. Every one knows what eff
feet an outing of this kind has on the
appetite. This will give some idea of
the magnitude of the fish and frogs in
Lewiston (Pa.) Sentinel.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

Newcastie-County Chairman Chris
TOPPER of the republican central com
mittee, has begun the organization OF
Young Mems Republican clubs In
Henry county. A club will be organic
ed In this city Friday night.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

Muncie-James E. Watson, republi-
can candidate for governor, was IN
Muncie last night meeting the repub-
lican county officers and other party
workers He made brief address and
then shook hands with everybody.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06
THIS IS MY 5eTH BIRTHDAY.
Charles j. Radrer.

Captain Charles ]. Badger. superin-
tendent of the United States naval
academy at Annapolis. was born Aug
s, 1853. at Rockville. NJ, and was ap-
pointed to the naval academy in 1862
He graduated from the academy in 1873
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06
IN POLITICS

President Gompers of the American
exerting all his influence to induce the
members of the Farmers Educational
and Cooperative union to support Mr.
Bryan for president. The union is said
to have a membership of almost g.
100000 throughout the country.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

We are not 80 much interested in
Count Zeppelin's success with his air
ship as we are in it's price VIII it
pay to get an automobile, Count?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

Just when we were about to con-
least, was having prosperity, along
comes the sad information that his po-
tatoes are drying up and his corn turn
ing up its toes.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

A good deal of romance Is taken
out of matrimony this weather
when the iceman misses you when
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

Falling in love Is a sort of q con-
tfnuous performance with a lot of
people-Just like humping the
bumps.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

THE BEST You CAN DO AT ANY
TASK YOU UNDERTAKE is THE
LEAST THAT YOU CAN DO.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06
z A n DO NJ
THINGS AND FILINGS

A Chicago baby has a $1,000 crib.
There is no danger of that baby being
stolen.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

A New Jersey man named Clarence
Atkinson says that Bryan is bright
and pure as a star" but neglects 70
say in what company the star plays
Cleveland Leader.
Probably he means stage star
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06
Up AND DOWN IN INDIANA

the second half of the summer tern
of Indiana university at BLOOMINGTON
which begins tomorrow The first-hal.
students left for their homes today
The second half term will end Sept.
and the regular fall term will begir
Sept. 81.
BIG TENT COLLAPsEs.
BY the collapse of the huge audi
torium tent at the Chautauqua assem-
bly, at New Albany, during a storm
this afternoon, hundreds of people wer,
drenched and scores were slightly in
jured. Two thousand people were un
der the canvas when it collapsed.
JUDGE ENDS BUSY YEAR.
With the court docket cleared O
almost 400 cases during the April tern
Judge Mcclure has adjourned circuf
court at Anderson and will seek res
for two months. The cases consiste,
OF PIP civil cases, sixty-nine crimina
cases, twenty-five Juvenile cases an,
104 reports of guardians and admins
traitors
WHOLE FAMILY IN DANGER.
While the beans were cooking on tn
kitchen stove and she was quietly read
ing in a comfortable parlor chair, Mrs
Jessie O'Banion, 1919 East Eighteenth
street, Indianapolis, was suddenly no
titled that her home was on fire. Chill
dren from all directions and of all size
ran in to warn her of the danger
HEARS OF ALLISoN'S DEATH.
Senator Hemenway, who arrived Il
Indianapolis yesterday morning from
his home at Boonville to remain som
time assisting the republican stat
committee in perfecting the state or
ganization, received in his rooms a
the Claypool. hotel the news of tn
death of Senator Allison.
FOLLOWS DUCKS; is DROWNED.
The 2-year-old daughter of Ros
Shields at Clay City was left by he
mother in charge of her father. Sh
followed some ducks to a pond Will
the father slept and was drowned Il
two feet of water.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

There are some men in this world
Who can't take a bcefsteak
Home to their wives
Without believing
They are
Taking their wives a present.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06
you have a refrigerator full of
perishab1e truck.

These are the days when the fire fieno
makes the world sit up and take no.
tee.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

All, there, Gary's new fire station!
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

Try a Want Al In tAs Times.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

TELEPHONE YOUR NEWS TO THE
T1MEs.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-08-06

Every wen regulated married man
should be sick-really. but not danger
ously sick-a day or two every year.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

fically promised in recent letters tc
the President by Governor Augustus
E. Wilson, Of Kentucky; Governor
James o. Davidson, of Wisconsin
Governor Andrew L. Harris, of Ohio;
Governor Curtis Guild, Jr., Of Massa-
chusctts; Governor Claude A. Swan
son, Of Virginia; Governor Edwin S
Stuart, Of Pennsylvania; Governor
Rollin S. Woodruff, Of Connecticut;
Governor d. S. Dickerson, of Neva-
da; Governor J. N Gillett, of Califor-
MIA; Governor John A. Johnson, of
Minnesota; Governor John c. Cutler
Of Utah; and Governor G. L. Shell
don, Of Nebraska.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26
sNIDE sPoRTsMEN.

The story Of the Marathon race a
sent out IRON London yesterday puti
the Engiishmzn on the defensive as Z
delinquent sportsman; one that is not
game in defeat, nor instinciiyely true
10 rules, results and winners.
We Americans can attribute al
possible honors to the plucky Italian,
Dorsndo, but we would not have sac
rihced him to dirty preiudice BY
proclzining him winner when the
rules forbade II, even in the face Of
his noble strife to capture the great
race.
America turns, with cordial unanim-
ity, to the Liptonian code Of sport at
a moment such as has been thrust
upon them by the incident under re-
view He is OF the sort to uphold
the sporting integrity of nation,
and in the largest sense, he represent
ed Great Britain in all the races he
has run for the crowning sport Of
the ocean and It's honors, and had he
won, England must have claimed the
victory and the pennant and gloried
in the achievement even as we glor-
led. But the mans superb carriage,
in defeat after defeat proclaimed
him the true gentleman and true
sportsman and furnished forth an
examupIe that is wonderfully and
happily accentuated in the present
instance.
Il will be many long day before
England shall have back the prestige
destroyed by the Marathon incident,
for men will look askance upon her
representatives in all the great games
Of the future especially when they
shall be pulled off on English soil
That she has conspired to deny
the credit and pride Of
their victories at the Olympian games
has been suspected ever since they
opened, and now she stands convicted |
Of shabby, shameless and coarse con-
nivance to this end, bust just who with |
has not yet developed. It will all |
come out in due course; but primarily |
she is responsible and guilty in that
The raw laches were permitted upon
her soil.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

pi, says: "To the extent Of the pow
er given me by our Constitution and
laws | shall give my hearty coopera-
ton, and shall bring the matter be-
fore our next Legislature and urge
the enactment of such legislation as
will secure the full help Of the State
in the effort to effect a wise solution
of the important problems invilved in
the conservation Of our national re-
sources"
Governor George Curry of New
has written the President
that he will endeavor to appoint
strong and representative territorial
commission (which may work in con
junction with the National Board on
these vital issues"
Cooperation with the National Con
Cimmission has been speci-
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26
FLAT DISCRIMINATION.

The local members Of the Eagles
fraternity are sorely incensed against
the Astoria & Columbia River Rail
road Company and the Northern Pa
cihc Company, because Of their re-
fusal to make round-trip rate out OF
Astoria and return, for the Seattle
convention Of the order beginning
this week. The N. P. people have
offered special rate out Of Portland
in this behalf, but have refused to do
anything whatever out Of this city.
And the discrimination is bitterly re-
sented, and will likely be further
demonstrated in the local freight
dealings as between the merchants in
the order here and the lines in ques-
ton.
The A. & C. people, as usual, hark
back to the fact that the rate be-
tween Astoria and Portland is al
ready, and standardly, fixed at one
third less than the statutory rate of
three cents per miles, and that this
should count, primarily, for all an
ticipated reductions Of the passenger
tariff And in a way the claim is a
just one; but the mere fact that it is
The only road in the Northwest with
an established tariff based on two
cent mileage, does not interfere with
its recognition Of the big fraternities
here when they desire to patronize it
heavily by sending out parties Of 50
or 100, and granting them even better
concessions.
1t is directly in line, however, with
the present policy of the A. & c.
since its mergence with the N. p.
system The management has made
ii very plain that Astoria is nothing
but a way-station between Portland
and Seaside and that no other status
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26
TELEPHONE MAIN e6i.

is possible for long while 10 come.
And this from a railroad built with
Astoria money and enterprise, does
not set well on the public sense oi
justice and emphasizes every such
denial a. has developed in the case
81 the Eagles, and no one maryels al
their structures in the case nor qnes-
tons the justice Of them
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26
Notice.

On and after this date, July 10,
1908, no claims will be paid by the
Post Exchange, Fort Columbia.
Wash, for purchases made, except on
order Of the Exchange Officer or
Steward thereof, or on written order
from the same.
GEORGE B. TUTTLE,
Exchange Officer.
7-l6-6t
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26
EDITORIAL SMALL-cHANGE.

We have lots OF friendly sympathy
Tor old Vancouver town in her big
losses Of Friday, and hope she will
rally rapidly and rebuild her mills
and homes ths, we're destroyed and
scorched.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26
STATE RESOURCES.
Cooperation With National Com.
mission a Success
GOVERNORS PROMPT ACTION

Encourages the National Conserva-
ton Commission and the Co-opcra.
iion Now Seems 20 be an Assured
Success Between the Two Bodies.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26
COFFEE

The world is full OF
anonymous coffee; Java
and Mocha. "
Who returns your
money if you don't like
EN- Z?
Ysus psssS returns ySus 4sAsy 4 yss dsaS
~ SshAaAs's esss, 70 Gay kt1
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26
THE WEATHER

Oregon, Washington, Idaho-Fair
and warmer except near coast.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

Subscribe to the Morning Astorian
oo cents per month, delivered by
carrier.
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indianapolis has a creditable lad in
the cultivation Of an era Of good
feeling On the vice-presidency Il Is
an important Office, and the Hoosiers
are smart TO keep the nominations in
their state capital.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

Governor Hughes. of New York
would not say be wanted the Presi.
dency, but calmly remarks that IL his
people want him for Governor again
they can have it that way. We are
beginning to think this good. but
icy, politician Of little old New
YORK; is pretty shrewd when It
comes to carving out his own destiny.
He knows the route to Washington.
II seems, and has his eye cast that
way.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

No one is to be allowed TO give
more than $4,000 to the Democratic
campaign fund Mr.. Bryan's idea Of
small change has expanded since he
started in TO exploit the Democratic
party II years ago.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

Our friends, the Pacific States Tel
ephone people, are now assured that
Astoria means business, and will meet
her fairly and squarely, by setting up
the service 50 long promised. There
! will be no more dawdling allowed,
and the people are on the qui vive for
real signs Of the real thing
1t would be instructive if the peo-
pie Of the United States could know
how many business enterprises are
postponed until Bryan is defeated
again"
The fashion Of killing ones sweet
heart is getting to be altogether too
pronounced in the Northwest; the
girls may be pardoned if they refuse
to pose as targets hereafter; love on
such terms is an extravagant luxury;
the compcnsations are too meagre
and remote to be distinguishable; it is
gamble, anyway one takes it, but a
woman likes to get as far as the
orange-blossoms and the honeymoon
trip, whatever ensues after that.
Why have farmers money for cam
paign or other purposes? Because
they turned down a dcmagoguc and
his imitation fairy stories in 1896 and
1900.
To those who claim to have finer
weather that we have at Astoria; We
will bet you a trip either way you
have not, and leave it to you, at that.
1t is a painful disappointment to
Bryan that Hearst is unwilling to ac-
cept a partnership on the ground
floor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

The Northern Pacific Railway Com
pany, without admitting the equity Of
the new lumber schedules set by the
J. G. C., has tentatively adopted them
for the sake Of business for its
"empties" east-bound. Perhaps it
will get so busy hauling lumber in
that direction, it will forget to wage
the further fight.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

Mr. Bryan shows plainly that he is
not only willing but anxious for
fusion with Hearst II will not be
Bryan's fault if old-fashioned Demo
Gratis are not trolled into this fresh
alliance.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

To those who claim to have finer
weather that we have at Astoria: We
will bet you a trip either way you
have not, and leave it to you, at that.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

1t is a painful disappointment to
Bryan that Hearst is unwilling to ac-
cept a partnership on the ground
floor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-07-26

Entered secondas July 90 1906 the poscce
teria Oregon under Of Congress Of March 1879
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

Published DAILY Except Monday ~ THE J. DELLINGER
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-03-05

A formal Information charging
murder IN the first degree vas filed
b. Assistant Prosecuting Attorney
Vnndervesr today against George
bennett. arrested on suspicion Of
having been implicated IN the kill-
ma Of Ocofse Cryuie. a. issaaHah.
on Jan. a. Toe Peete. who was
arrested with Bcnnctt FOR the crime.
viii be released.
According - STORY told b. Mrs
Peete 20 Deputy Sheriff John Liner.
Beuneft WaH the uau who fired
The fatal shot The four we're To-
Beuustt'n cabin in such az nd-
yaneed stage OF lntaAlcation that
little 81 the details could be se
cured bat the investigation has Dc.
yeloRed theory that the existing
facts substaHilate
These facts Indicate that Bennett
grabbed the shotgun. The shells OF
which were loaded with fine bird
shot. and fired a. Crgnlc GA a spirit
0f fun believing that The f'ne shot
would make 40 more than surface
wounds. Tie range WaH 40 CLOSE
however thai the shot bad no
chance 10 scatter BENNETT ran
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-03-05
TO CLEAN UP
NORTH BEND

When Deputy Sheriff Joha Liner
reaches North Bead this evening
any remaining traces Of taw viola.
tion. which may exist in enc town.
viii b thoroughly cleaned out.
As a beginning. the slot machines
are To go This IL final and the
ntcklss- in-theslot devicrS will be
chiefly conspicuous By thcir absence
hegeSfter. Amy failure to uofnpiy
stth the orders all meet With a..
rest and prosecution
tr.pite statements to the con
trsry. slot machines. gambling aud
xtpiailoaE OF the Sunday CLOSING
lag have existed ia North bend 40
70 withln . few weeks
The discharge Of Depaty Sheriff
Sioies and she appearance OF Liner
on the scene has put the saloon
knopers aud SAMPLERS In the air. e
TENTATIVELY spsaktnE. and to shox
that the administration ci.an.np
orders are aissaluts and final the
Be~ fseacs pr0tector NJ that Trolnt
has been Instructed to see that the
brown sxeep. clean.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-03-05
DRIVER INSANE By
LOSS OF SLEEP

Driven insane largely through his
inability 10 sleep. William kultz.
= resident 81 Georgetown. was yes.
tefday adiudEcd mentally unbal.
ancod b d commission OF phy ii
clans Ia the probate department Of
the superior court aud ordered CON.
mitted to the insane asylum at
Strilacnom
kultf Il a machine operator. mar
Tied. aud has two children lie b.
came Interested in socialism sous
time aga and was 80 wrapped up In
the work that every spare moment
vas Eiven over to studying and
talking on nnciaiiatiC questions For
the past year he has practically had
no sleep. and hia mind gave WaX
nader the strain The man recent
u attempted 10 take hla life By
swallowing carbulic acid
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-03-05
MOTHER CHANCE
GIVEN BOY

~ Lgons. the y ysaroid
rAa vas r~crntly arrest
las a drunken uw In
brxsasa. tHsinE which b. was
res~z Il szvtng stolen a watch.
hu~s / Plea Of guilty 10 the
ss,aa I lzrwny from the Persun
sn3 - gwen ; sasg~nded sen.
-urs ! indg@ Yakey in The an
efiaf mart this morning
n Aafs tnher. Michael Lyons.
~ 1allg shot By a rubber In
~ azlsiey sonse tims ako and
nxAer h also dead Judge
Ak1 "a gisi1x the ooy another
ls1x. remarked that be bad b-vu
rnz,stea ssth the prisoner =
ssf and Aop~-s that this niisstsp
ra< FEuss . ie<son for ths hene
4 he soss future cDndncf.