Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-06-04
A FINE SIGN LANGUAGE
Droll Incident In the Reign Of
James |. Of England.
A TRICK ON AN AMBASSADOR


The Different interpretations Of the
Same Acts Performed BY a crochety
spaniard and Hard Headed and
canny Old Scotch Butcher.
1t IS said that King James 1. on re-
moving to London was waited upon by
the Spanish ambassador. man of cru
dition, but who had crotchet in his
head that every country should have a
professor of signs, to teach him and the
like OF him to understand one another.
The ambassador was lamenting one
day before the king this great desider-
atum throughout ali Europe, when the
king said to him: why, / have pro-
fessor Of signs in the northernmost COLI
lege In my dominions viz, at Aber-
deen-but It is great way off, perhaps
600 miles,"
Were 1t 10000 leagues off l shall
see him. said the ambassador, .and
am determined to set out in two or
three days. The king saw he had COM
mitted himself and wrote, or caused to
be written. to the University of Aber-
deen, stating the case and desiring the
professors to put him off some way or
make the best Of him. The ambassa-
dor arrived, was received with great
solemnity, but soon began to inquire
which Of them had the honor to be pro-
fessor OF signs. s3
/ Being told that the professor was
absent In the highlands and would re-
turn nobody knew when, the ambas-
sador said, 81 will wait his return,
though it were twelve months"
Seeing that this would not do and
that they had to entertain him at a
great expense all the while, they con-
triyed stratagem. There was one
Geordy, butcher, blind of an eye, a
| droll fellow. with much wit and rogu-
cry about him. He was got, instruct
ed to be professor Of signs, but not to
| speak on pain Of death. Geordy cheer
fully undertook the role. The ambas-
sador was told that the professor of
signs would be at home next day, at
which he rejoiced greatly. ST. 81
Next day Geordy was gowned, wig
ged and placed in chair Of state In
room in the college. all the profess
ors and the ambassador being in an
| adjoining room. The ambassador was
i shown into Geordy's room and left to
converse with him as well as he could,
the professors awaiting the issue with
fear and trembling.
The ambassador held up one Of his
fingers to Geordy; Geordy held up two
Of his. The ambassador held up three;
Geordy clinched his fist and looked
stern. The ambassador then took an
orange from his pocket and held it up;
Geordy took piece Of barley cake
from his pocket and held that up.
After which the ambassador bowed to
him and retired to the other professor.
who anxiously inquired his opinion
Of their brother.
| HE Is perfect miracle" said the
ambassador. II would not give him
i for the wealth Of the Indies"
well" said the professors, ito de-
scend to particulars
ssWhy, said the ambassador, 'sI first
held up one finger, denoting that there
is one God; he held up two, signifying
that these are the Father and Son. /
held up three, meaning the Father, the
Son and Holy Ghost; he clinched his
fist. to say that these three are one.
I then took out an orange, signifying
the goodness Of God, who gives his crea-
lures not only the necessaries, but the
luxuries, Of life. upon which the won.
derful man presented a piece Of bread
showing that 1t was the staff Of life
and preferable to every luxury
/ The professors were glad that mat
ters had turned out so well; so, having
got quit Of the ambassador. they next
got Geordy to hear his version of the
signs.
"Well. Geordy. how have you come
on and what do you think Of yon
man?" S
''The rascaly' says Geordy. .What
did he do first, think ye? He held up
one finger, as much as to say, You
have only one eye. Then I held up two,
meaning that my one eye was perhaps
as good as both his. Then the fellow
held up three Of bis fingers, to say that
there were but three eyes between us,
! and then ! was so mad at the scoun-
[drel that stocked my neive and was
to come whack ON the side OF his
head and would ha' done It, too, but
for your sakes. Then the rascal did
not stop with his provocation here, but.
forsooth, takes out an orange, as much
as to say, Your poor. beggarly, cold
country cannot produce that. show
ed him q whang Of q bear hammock,
meaning that l did ma care farthing
4 for him nor his trash neither as lang's
l ha' this. But, by a that's guild, ," con-
cluded Geordy, "I'm angry vet that !
didn't thrash the hide O. the scoun-
4 drel!' London T. P.'s Weekly.
The Willy Owl.
L a party Of horsemen were travelling
along Bridge creek. a tributary Of Bad
Water river. Wyoming, when theil
horses suddenly SHE'D OF the track al
the sound Of a "rattle.n Search was
r made for. the snake, hilf 3t was finally