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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12
Me bedziesz

pozada4 domu blizniego twego! DO
;,Gaz. Opolskiej' pisze pewien
ksiadz z powodu wyw}aszczenia co
n%astepuje: Podpada to bardzo, IL
Mkt z m6wc6w badz %polsklch, ME
wskaza{ wobec zadaLia wywfasz
czenia Polak6w re ziemi i domu
jake ma zniewage dzies'atego przy>>
kazania Bozego, kt6re brzml: ,,Nle
bedziesz pozada} domu blizniego
twego, ami roll it'd" i takse jake
ma kpienie sooie z hlstoryi Stare=
90 Zakonu gdz,e Bog przez proro':
ka Eliasza kr6lowi Achabowi ma
kazuje oznajmic ogromna kare "a
wyw4aszczenie Nabota z jego Ia
prodv. przeclwko zezwoleniu te-
goz. Wszakze %naleza}oby vice, by
posfowie Polaoy jak i centrowi
zapytali ministra kultu jak on sic
zapatruje wzkledem tel zniewsg'
10 przykszan,a l grozby Boiej "a
: wvw}aszczenie Nabota? 30 cyl
ME bedzie teraz uwazanem "a po~
trzebne, ably " nauce rellgll W
szkole to dziesiate przykazanie sszo~
sta4o zupc3nie wyrzucone z DIE
sieciorga przykazan, tax samo jak
z historyi starego Zakonu przyk4ad
wvw}aszczenia Nebota i ogromna
: kara wymierzona Achabowi? Po-
s}owie polscy i centrywi mowil1
tvlkc O ohrzesciahskiem uczuciu
przykazaniu, iakby to wystarczy}o
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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12
Ofiara %pija6stwa.

w Essen z~astrzel;{ i zak4uf po-
druzujacy Elsmann swoja m}oda
jeszcze zone. On ME mla} zajecia
l rozpi} sic. Ona z MIN d}u&ej zyc
ME chcia}a i uda4a sig z dwojgiem
dziatek do swej -matki. Zonob6jca
zblegl, lecz w}adze 50 M jego tro-
pie. - Przechodnie " Beckhausen
spotkali ma ulicy " b}ocie ~tarzaja
.cego sig pijaka~ Powiadomiono o
tenn pollcja. Ia pijaka umiesci{a
W cell aresztanckiej. Nazajutrz ra"
no znaleziono W cell trupa.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12
POlacy a Ozenek kr6la ka-
rOla.

- M - ~~~S
rOla.
w ,,Kurj. Warsz-" %przypomina
D. A. WI. Wo{owskl, re ozenek
zamordowanego sVieio kr6la Karo~
la z kslezniczka Amalja Orleahska
przyszedf do skutku "a posrednlc-
TWEEN ksiecia WI. Czartoryskiego,
Bronisfawa Wofowskiego i Okszy
Orzechowsklego. Pierwsza mysl
poda1 D. A. Wo{owski, kt6ry "a
TO otrzymaf order wojskowy Chry'
stusa. Orzechowski i Bronls4aw
Wo}owski otrzymali W nagrode
koncesja ma podmorska linla tele"
gra6czna wzd}uz Portugalji, ma
ezem i'm bardzo zalezafo. Ia. VIA"
snie k%oncesja da}s i'm pohop do
szukania zony ola szukajacego
w6wczas zony kr6la portugalskie:
go, kt6ry im "a ich ~starania zaw~
SEE wdziecznost sw2 okazywaf.
kr6lowa Amalia jake parma ucho
dzifa "a wielka pieknosc pcslada
Ia ogromny posag.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12
D}UgOWiecznO6c.

W lsonoolgi ma Wegrzech oh.
chodzili W tych dniach pahstwo
Sza>hmanyi setna rocznice swego
6lubu. On ma lat 1875, ona zas ll8
Wzrok coprawda JUL i'm ME dopi-
suje, ale oboje trzymaja sig ~jeszcze
dose rzezko- w swej wsi ma]a nj
mniej nj w'ecej tYlko 7l2 potion.
k6w " prostej llnil. Kronika We
gierska z roku 174l zapisuje fakt,
il W Temeszwarze obchodzi}a v
tym roku pewna para; ma{zensss
14s rocznice swego 6lubu. On ma
zwiskiem -Rowin, liczy} " dnie
smierci l72 lat, ona za6 lei. Po'
sosta4 po Mich syn, kt6ry dozy} Il;
lat
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12
CIEKAWE RZECZY
TRY ciezkie ZbrOdnie

Try ciezkie zbrodnie
W przeciagu "a godzin %spe}niono "
tych dniach W Mylhuzie W Alzacji.
Palace pewnego szpitalika ola dz'e~
ci, Kle;sel, zwabl4 do piwnicy sie-
dmioletnia dziewczynka i pope}ni}
ne niej ohydna zbrodnle. Nastep-
ME wpakowa} j~eszcze dziecko W
MECH, ably je wrzucic do KAN
nalu. Wzbudzif jednakze podej-
rzenie, wiec rzuci} MECH i stara}
sic uciec, lecz 60 pochwycono
Diewczynka znajduje sig W roz~
paczliwym stanie. q Ma placu
Franklina zamordowano wieczorem
pewnego m}odziehca, prawdopo-
dobnie z zemsty. Sprawcy dot2d
ME wysledzono. (-) w nocy te-
goz dnia zazga} nozem kochanke
swoja, kelnerke, pewien szwajcar.
Sprawcy powiod}o sic uciec do
szwajcarji. Pc xodem zbrodni by1a
zazdrosc.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12

ME zwazajac, re sic zas}onefo re-,
ka, " kt6rej trzymalo rysik Wsku,
tex uderzenia dziecko ugodzi}o sig
rysikiem W policzek. Raue zagojo,
no, mlmo to W Il dni pc wypadku
.dzlecko zmar}o ma zapalen'e mdz-
gu. Sekcja zw}ok wykaza'a, re RAJ
ma tylko powierzchownie zago]ona
by}a wewnetrznie zas cia}o sic ogni-
10, al dosieg}o m6zgu i przez to
smlerc spowodowa}o.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12
DIVA wypadki smierci

z przyczyny uka a"ia W szkole. Ia
pokalecz.nc wyuik'em smiercl
Jest obccnie o~skarzonych dw6ch
nauczyciell szkofy elementarnej,
jeden tn W Ksiestwie, drugi ma
S|asku. w pierwszym przypadku
uderzy} nauczyciel dziecko trzcina
przez glove, a W try dni potem
dziecko zmarlo ma zapalenle m6z-
gu. - W drugim przypadku ude~
rzy} nauczyciel dziecko W twarz
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12

Moae=w :abie pandw nass Ksisae
Biskupi Kardyna} ks. Kopp) skor
rzysta 2 okazyi, ably panu ministro~
wi okulary wsadzic ma nos,. iiby
spostrzegl, jake nastepstwa wywo-
}uje Aadanie wyw}aszozenia.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12

Straszne samOb6jstWO.
Z powodu niesnasek W rodzinie
g6rnik pewien W Deva w}ozy} W
usta nab6j .dynamitowy, kt5ry cks'*
plodowa} i ~rozszarpa} go W kaa
wa1ki.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12
Syn morderca OLGA.

~ Il
t
w zesz]ym tygodniu znaleziono
" lesnic6wce Mueggelsee pod Ber-
linen zastrzefonego le6niczego
Schwarzensteina. Poniewaz ME.
boszczyk by} wszedzie lub,ony
bardzo ]agodny ola swych podwlad-
nych, brak by}o wszelkich poso-
row i prxypuszczeh, xt6reby ma slad
morderoy wprowadzi}y. "a ponce
ca ps6w policy]nych wykryto, .e
morderca by} jedyny 90. letui syn
zmar}ego. Prey rewizyi W pomiesz-
kaniu znaleziono fuzya. Donnie
many morderca twierdzi{ przedtem
re fuzyi W domu ME ma, przytem
fuzya by}a swieso wyczyszczona,
co zn6w ME zgadzato sic Z twierA
dzeniem Schwartzenste,na, ze cd
trzeoh tygodni ME jest uiywanq;
czu6 ja navel by}o prochem jesz-
cze. Take wszelkie inne pozory
przemawiaja "a tenn, re jedynie a.
resztowany syn mdg} bye morderca.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12
"Obrabowanie w6znego
banku.

IL
w gmachu pewnego banku W
Dreznie po}ozonego tut PREY Ring
str, znaleziono wozoraj pred POI
}udnlem pewnego woznego bez.
przytomnego. Welding zeznah jego,
bardzo zreszta ba}amutnyoh, nae
padf ma niego. jakis nieznajomy, u
derzy4 go W glove tepem narze-
dziem l odebra} mu torbe 2 $500
markami. Policya ~urzadzita natyche
miast pogoh "a z}oczyhca, wszyst-
kie pociagi przeszukane, lecz do
,tychczas ME znaleziono ami sladu.
Bank ME poniesie straty, gdyz
Jest zabezpieczony.-Wed p6z-
niejszych wiadolnosci ~przyareszto
wa}a policla owego woznego, przy =.
puszczajac, re zmysli{ napad ca{y.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-03-12

KOBlECY SPOSOK. Wiele "a
w'}ych spraw zosta}o 1ozwiazanych
izieki taktowi i zdaniu kobiety.
Pan G. Zacharz z Connelville,
Pa, donosl nam o wypadku, kt6
ry potwlerdza powyzsze zdanie. Pc
wiada on: s'Dr. Peter Fahrne7,
winleDem sig wan usprawledliwi6.
Przez lata uwsza1em vase lekar
stwo Gomozo, jaf wszystkie inne
lekarstwa gotowe, "a bezwartosc,o
we. Moja iona n1ywa}a je czasami
i odnosiia s<kkutki znakOmite'', ale
;uwsza}em to "a czysty kobiecy ka-
tprys. w tym jednakze roku zacho-
70 wa}em ciezko i leza{en " }6zku
przez s.es6 miesiecy wskutek okro-
pnych bolcsci " krzyzach. Dokt6r
odwiedzia} nnie regularnle, ale mi
&c ME m6g& pom6dz. Moja iona
m6w'ac rozsadnie o moim bezna
dzlejnym stanle, naw6wi}a mnie "
|koneu do uzYc!a Gomozo i music
~am p~owiedzie6 otwarcie, ie vase
lekerstwo zupe}nie mule wyleczy}o
Jest temu szesc miesiecy. Nauczy-
lem sic wie~zy6 waszemu lekar.*
+twu
ORA Piotra Gomozo sjeinalo So
bic przyjaci6t w6rdd wielu scepty-
k6w, kt6rzy sic znsjdowali " kry-
tycznym stanie choroby. Stall sic
oni wielblcielami tego. lekarstwa
Jest to. lekarstwo, kt6re bardzo
lzadko zawodzi- Jest }agodnem v
dzia1aniu, ale pewnem " sk.,ka b
i yawiera tylko t., co d isla do
brze. t.;e = " -
Jtstono uiy zane przesz}o IT., lat.
. ciagle rrzekonywuja' s'e ludz'e .
lego saletach: stato SIG lekarstw.m
familijnem " tysiacach dom6w, ma
vet do czwartego i p!ateg" poko't-
MIA i codzien zjednywa sobie wlecej
przyjacidf. Ably sic przekonad Q je-
60 -z,lrowiodajuej sile, %ob,talu]cie
sobie rud.o ma pro6be, iezeli jest "
pobsizu agent Me jest 20 lekar.
stwo apteczne, l,cz dostarcnaja 50
wpros, ludziom, Adres: Dr.. Peter
F.hrncy 3 Sons. Co, lle lis 50.
H"yns W., Chicago, III.
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ZAPISUJCIE SOBIE
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
Widow and Widower.

He was evidently an old bachelor.
And she showed sartorial and other
signs of being young widow in sec
ond mourning" maybe 1t was third
mourning-Pm not sure. They were
both frankly hungry; and when they
were served, she said, between sips Of
claret:
"Its funny when man dies before
his wife stress is given to the notice
that he leaves widow If she goes
first, the announcements never say
she. leaves widower. Aren't the
facts identical?"
And the old bachelor answered:
by no means. A widow is so tim
Id and retiring that 1t is necessary to
publish notice to the effect that she
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
WORTHY OF FLAG SHE CARRIED
Historic Incident Participated In by
American Warship.

OF the old sloop of war st. Mary's,
now to be consigned in her sixty-fifth
year to the tender mercies of the auc-
ton, it is written that she bore no
conspicuous part In war in all her long
service. This may be true, but the
st. Mary's was once associated with
an event which is worthy of comment
GRAFTON. Under the command of the
late Capt. Colvocoresses she was the
means. 40 or more years ago, of post
poning the bombardment of Valparaiso
by the Spanish fleet. She was
anchored before the city, and the
Spanish admiral limited that she was
In the line of fire. Capt. Colvocor-
esses remarked that he was perfectly
satisfied with his berth, and that while
the st. Marys carried but % guns,
she represented navy that had 1900
guns at sea- Valparaiso was event
ually bombarded, but not while Capt.
Colvocoresses was present. The Pc
culiar name of the ship commend.
rates an early colonial capital Of
Maryland. 1t was given in the same
spirit of historical association as was
illustrated by the jamestown and
the Plymouth, her sister ships.
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
One Argument In Defense Of Reserve
Of City Life.

There is much to be said of the
custom prevailing in large cities, the
Indifference with which families re-
gard each other. They may live with
only thin wall as separation. and
never know their neighbors by sight.
1t is heartless, in way, to have no
knowledge of misfortune which one
might relieve, but 1t is rather agree
able to be able to live as one pleases
with the certainty that prying eyes
arc not taking stock of economies and
habits. 1t is almost impossible to be-
gin q system of retrenchment in q
town or neighborhood where there are
keen eyes to inspect every movement
and sharp tongues to discuss each dis
covery. So we have families always
living beyond their means because
they have not the moral courage to ad-
yertise their true financial condition.
1t is not wise to take the public into
os,s's confidence. When 1t becomes
necessary 70 give IN q homo It lesSens
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
Buck Turned Few More Volts Into
His TwinkIing Lamps.

der Empires rank decisionings must
be backed as I backed mine for der
honor Of olt Dopeville Dope.
vile down der Line!"
His voice chumped to visper; his
grasp vas childish weak; his eyes put
on played-out look, his speaker
ceased to speak; der copper bent to
lift him, but, chez viz! 1t vas too
late! Der Empire Of der Big League
vas ouid-ouid at der plate! Three
strikes, py Chimineddy! und he hat
no chance to call like he used to dit
do often: Say! dot last yum vas a
BALL" Veil, he's gone, I eggspecta.
ton, ware der voodbine does der tvine,
but dare's plendy more at Dopeville-
dear Dopeville down her Line!
BY this time we had reached Utica,
and had to quit them.
Yours as usual,
Copyright, 1908, by G. w. Dillingham; Coz
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
SEVERE HEMoRRHolDs
Sores, and Itching Eczema-Doctor
Thought an Operation Necessary
-Cuticura's Efficacy Proven.

IT am now so years old, and three
years ago 1 was taken with an at
tack of piles (hemorrhoids), bleeding
and protruding. The doctor said the
only help for me was to go to a
hospital and be operated on. tried
several remedies for months but did
not get much help. During this time
sores appeared which changed to a
terrible itching eczema. Then / began
to use Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and
Pills, injecting quantity Of Cuticura
Ointment with Cuticura Suppository
Syringe. 1t took month of this
treatment to get me in fairly healthy
state and then 1 treated myself once
day for three months and, after that,
once or twice week. The treatments
I tried took lot of money, and 1t is
fortunate that l used Cuticura. ]. H.
Henderson, Hopkinton, N. Y. Apr
26, 1907"
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
Fancy Dress NuLtiaIs.

Each season sees the wed ling cere-
mony becoming more and more of a
theatrical pageant. until nowadays the
only one of the protagonists who ap-
pears in "the character of an English
gentleman" is the bridegroom. Bride
and bridesmaids run riot in medieval
robes. -directoire fantasies, and even
In The sandals, wreaths, and chitons of
ancient Hellas, while the unfortunate
small boys who officiate are dressed
in any fearful and degrading fashion
that may happen to please .heir ma.
ternal parents. Needless to say. these
urchins feel their position acutely,"
and will possibly take their revenge
later on by eschewing matrimony alto
gether, OF by forcing their brides to be
married-from a taxicab--at regis.
trar's Office. London Sketch.
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
FUN FOR "HAPPY COUPLE"
Modern Wedding Described with Pos
slbly Slight Exaggeration.

The young pair had so many friends
that the police were quite unable to
cope with the situation. The bride
was headed up in barrel and thrown
into the river, while the groom was
bound and gagged and suspended by
his feet from tall tree.
At this point the military was
called out and arrived at double quick
just in time to save the baggage from
being pasted over with insulting pla-
cards.
A number of SHOT were exchanged.
AT late hour the city was reported
quiet and the authorities, though not
denying the popularity of the high
contracting parties, were confident
that there would be no more violence.
Puck.
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
UPWARD START
After Changing from Coffee to Postum.

Many talented person is kept back
because of the interference Of coffee
with the nourishment Of the body.
This is especially so with those
whose nerves are very sensitive, as is
often the case with talented persons.
There is a simple, easy way to get rid
of coffee evils and Tenn. lady's eX-
perience along these lines is worth
considering. She says:
almost from the beginning of the
use of coffee it hurt my stomach. By
the time / was fifteen I was almost a
nervous wreck, nerves all unstrung, no
strength to endure the most trivial
thing, either work or fun.
There was scarcely anything ]
could eat that would agree with. me,
The little / did eat seemed to give me
more trouble than it was worth. /
finally quit coffee and drank hot
water, but there was so little food I
could digest, l was literally starving;
was so weak I could not sit up long
at time.
at was then a friend brought me a
hot cup of Postum. / drank part of it
and after an hour I felt as though /
had had something to eat - felt
strengthened. That was about five
years ago, and after continuing Post
UNI in place of coffee and gradually
getting stronger, to-day can eat and
digest anything 1 want, walk as much
as l want. My nerves are steady.
Il believe the first thing that did me
any good and gave me an upward
start, was Postum, and l use 1t alto
gether now instead of coffee" There's
a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well
ville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above Ietterf A new
one appears from time to time. The.
are genuine, true, and full OF human
kAterest.
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03

mob, all bowling for my hearts blood
(ours is fearful chob); full many a
kicker, CHASTITY vite, hard on der bench
/ sat until some players sneaked be-
hind und soaked me NIT bat; den I
qvlte swift und suttenly vent into a
decline, no more will 1 see Dopeville--
dear Dopeville down der Linei
Tell Pulliam his udder sons must
comfort his oft age!-ach, how I
luffed to put dis head Of mine mitin a
cage! For my father vas an Empire
bold, und efen as child my heart
chumped fort to hear him tolt Of
struggles fierce und Wild, und ven he
died unde left us all We hat to took our
choice / let dem half yust vot dey
Wished but kept my fathers voice, und
NIT boyish yells 1 practiced on der
leedle olt cat nine on Sleepy Street in
Dopeville-dear Dopeville down der
Line!
"Tell my brothers in der pitzness
not to stood und bolt DER breath und
watch dem awful players celebration.
ing my death, but to look upon dem
proutly, NIT cold und Goldfish eye,
und fine dem to der limit-as dit In
days gone by; und II der players fuss
demselfs, und NIT DER words eggs.
claim, yust listen at dem brieflessly
und chase dem from der game--fof
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
JOH IN t1E1P1

Dear Bunch: In that crowd of swift
drummer boys going New Yorkward in
the Mr.. Pullman's sleep-wagon yester-
day, one of the speediest was Buck
Jones.
Bucks wife and three-year-old
were travelling with him, but he wasn't
giving 1t out through megaphone.
Buck Is one of those goose-headed
guys who begin to scratch gravel and
start in to make killing every time
they see pretty girl.
Across the aisle seat sat two pet
canaries from Plainfield, N. J.
They were members Of the Sou
brette Singing society, and they were
en- route to the west to join the Bunch
Of Birds Burlesque Company"
Their names were Mile and Tillie,
and they wore Merry Widow hats, and
did sister act that contained more
bad grammar than an East Side pin
ochle game.
Mile was fully aware that she
could back Duse off the map, and Til
lie was ready to bet weeks salary
that she could make Bernhard feel
like she was out in the storm we had
day before yesterday.
Slim called them the Roast-Beef
Sisters, Rare and Well-Done.
In minute the castors on Bucks
neck began to turn.
Slim put us wise with wink, SO we
lit the fire and began to cook 1t up.
Bucks heart was warming for the
birds in the gilded cage.
"The real Kibo!" said Slim; "it's a
plain case of Appomattox; the war is
over and they are yours, Buck!"
Buck turned few more volts into
his twinkling lamps.
Lower your mail-sail, Buck, and
drop alongside; you've made the land
Ing" suggested Burress.
Buck began to feel his necktie and
play patty-cake with the little bald
spot on the top of his head.
stop the hanson and get out;
you're at your corner" said Dave.
The Sweet Dreams across the way
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
The Only Use He Knew.

The head of the family" was read
ing the vivid account of the departure
of the Israelites from the land Of
Egypt, and the four-year-old son lis
tened with intense interest.
At length the reader came to the
passage, And Moses took the bones of
Joseph with him." when the boy,
whose limited experience had taught
him only one use for such articles,
shocked his staid relatives by crying
in excited amazement:
ITO make soup wiv?"-Harper's
Monthly.
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
ON THE
DRUMMER
BOYS

to home and mother we let out yell
that caused the conductor to think
the train had struck Wild West
show.
During the rest of the trip Buck
was nailed to his seat.
Every time he tried to use the elias
tic in his neck, the wife would burn
him with hard, cold glitter.
The Roast-Beef Sisters seemed to
be all carved up about something or
other.
The drummers went back to the
shop, and were selling things again
when Sledgeheimer futtered down
among us.
Maybe you've never met Jakey
Sledgeheimer!
He travels for firm in Brooklyn
that makes imitation grapefruit and
rubber finan haddie.
Jakey is the LATEST loosener that
ever tied string around a roll.
The boys call him putty because
he's the next thing to pane.
He's such stingy loosener that he
looks at you with one eye SOS not to
waste the other.
If you ask Sledgeheimer what time
1t is he takes Off four minutes as his
commission for telling YOU
Slim" said Sledgeheimer to Arthur
Shaw, do you smoker"
1t was a knockout.
In the annals of the road no one
could look back to the proud day when
Sledgeheimer had coughed.
Once, SO the legend runs, he gave
porter nickel, but 1t was afterward
discovered that Sledgeheimer was
asleep. and not responsible at the
time, so the porter gave 1t back.
Sledgeheimer tried to collect three
cents interest for the time the porter
kept the nickel, and the conductor had
to punch his mileage and his nose be-
fore he'd let go.
And now Sledgeheimer had asked
Slim If he smoked!
Slim was pale but game.
"Sometimes!" he answered.
do you like goot seegar?" queried
Sledgeheimer.
We looked for the engine to hit a
cow any minute now.
"Sure!" said Slim. weak all over.
"Vell," said Sledgeheimer, here is
my brudder-in-law's card. He makes
dot Grass Widow seegar on Sigsth
Avenue. Gif him a call und mention
my name. He will be glat to see you,
yet"
Then Sledgeheimer went away back
and sat down.
The laugh was on Slim, so he dared
us all into the cafe, and after he got
busy with the button we all voted in
favor of a Monticello highball.
After we had dampened our thirsts,
Bill Burress showed us how Hammer
stein would Americanize "Bingen on
the Rhine" Bill called 1t Der EN-
pre-" in honor of the Empire State
Express, Frank Westerton said. ENG
fish joke-rotten!) This is how Bill
spelled 1t:
An Empire .of der Big League lay
dying, full NIT fears; dare vas lack of
players nursing; aber nit of players
tears, but cop policeman watched him
vile his life's bleed ebbed away, und
bent init pidying glances to hear vot
did he say. Der dying Empire filtered
as he took dot copper's liant. und he
set: II nefer more vii see my own,
my native liant; took message und
a token to some distant friends OF
mine, for l vas born at Dopeville-at
Dopeville down der Line!"
"Tell my dear, short-sighted broth.
ers ven dey meet und crowd arount
to hear my mournful story, dot l
brafely helt my grount; dot fooled
my decisions und googooed at der
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
LYDIA <. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

For proof OF this statement read
the following letters.
Mrs. Barbara Base, of Kingman,
Kansas, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
"For eight years l suffered from tho
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for advice, and took Lydia L. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and it has saved
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Mrs. Arthur r. House, of Church
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81 feel it is my duty to let people
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suffered from female troubles, and last
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operation was necessary. My husband
objected, and urged me to try Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and to-day am well and strong"
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
HadherWaY.

The oldest named country home IL
in Jackson county, according to Co
lumbar who is friend of the owner.
The name as it appears at the front
gate is "Hadherway," and never fails
to attract attention from passersby,
For years the wife wanted to leave
Kansas City and go to farm. When
the family finally moved they named
the home "Hadherway."--Columbis
Herald.
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN

For thirty years Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, and backache.
Mrs. Pinlxham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Jasper news., 1908-12-03
HAVE NO CHANGE FOR GOSSIP

the chances Of recovering from Pc
cuniary losses to allow the neighbor-
hood to discuss the matter with certain
knowledge. A graceful retreat can
generally be managed save in gossip
ing places, and even there silence IL
much better than concession,