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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
PENNSYL vANIA RAILROAD
Bulletin.
Bulletin.
JUNE ON THE GREAT LAKES.

Resul delightful interesting, and instructive there IS
trip like that the Great Lakes those inland which
form the border line between the United States and Canada
And June of the most charming months in the in
which to take the trip
For comfort the fine passenger steamships of the Anchor
Line have superiors AS wel-apponted the palaia
greyhounds which pillow the Atlantic their schedule
allows sufficient time at all stopping places to enable the
traveller to something of the great lake cities and to view
in daylight the most distinctive sights of the lakes and the
scenery which frames them
The trip through the Detroit River and through Lake
St Clair with its great ship canal in the middle of the lake.
thence through Lake Huron the locking of the
through the great locks at the $780, and the passage Of the
Portage Entry lake and canal the upper end of
Michigan novel and interesting features.
The voyage from Buffalo to Duluth eleven
hundred miles in the five days journey. Leaving Buffalo,
the steamships unata and Tonesta make stops at Erie
Cleveland Detroit Macinac Island the $780, Marquette.
Houghton and Hancock, and Duluth
The 1908 opens June 16, when the Steamer
Tionesta will make her first sailing from Buffalo.
The Anchor Line is the Great Lake Annex of the Penn
syvania Railroad and the service up the high
standard set by the STANDARD Railroad of America
An illustrated folder, giving sailing dates of steamers
rates OF fare and other information ofpreparaton
and may be obtained when ready from any Pennsylvania
Railroad Ticket Agent who also prepared book passen
who desire to take this trip through the Great
Lakes and back
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Editorial PhiIadeIphia Public Ledaer.

The remedy for the grave difficulty,
how to safeguard the community
from the blow Of the seere, assassin,
is not to be found in hasty legislation
or III the creation of system of 20.
lice surveillance repuguaut 10 Ameri-
can ideas of freedom. Existing laws
against the carrying Of concealed
deadly Weapons and against the mn
authorized nse of high explosives
ought to be as rigidly enforced as are
the regulations holding the veuders
of poisons TO u strict accountability
for their sales. Even tins, however,
would afford no certain guarantee
against outrage. The only course to
be pursued, is n serious study of the
problems of congested populations,
and an unending and earnest endeav,
or to bring about so stable aud Just a
settlement OF industrial aud econom.
ic conditions as to reduce the number
of the unemployed, make less desper-
ate the struggle for bare existence
among the workers and sweeten the
lives of the submerged. Counsel OF
perfection this may be, but in this
direction lies the hope of safety aud
of better things.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
Another Kind,

When Johnny Hobbs left his home
up among the New Hampshire hills to
visit his grandmother In Worcester
Mass. he was cautioned by his mother
that he would find things in the city
strangely different front those at home
Johnny arrived in the early after,
noon, and long before tea time his
grandmother, who lived most simply
told him to run out 10 the pantry and
get bowl Of milk which she had left
there for hungry boy.
moment later she followed him
and. To her amazement, beheld her
grandson bravely at work ON bowl
OF spearmint tea which she had forget
fully put in the place where she had
told him to find the milk
why. child" she cried seizing the
bowl from poor Johnny, don't you
know this isn't MILK"
II knew IL wasn't like Hillbury
milk. stammered Johnny, with final
gulp, but ! thought maybe 1t was the
kind folks had In Worcester"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

II one feels dull and spiritless. in
the spring or early summer they call it
spring fever But there is M fever usual
~ II is the after effect of our winter habits
The nerves are mostly AT fault Tired worn
out nerves leave MS laneuid, lifeless, and with
out spirit or ambition. few doses of Dir.
Shoops Restorative will quickly change all of
these depressing symptoms. The Restorative
of course won't bring You back TO full health
day or two, but ii will do enough in IS
hours To satisfy you that the remedy is reach
ing the tired spot. Druggists everywhere
are advising its use a splendid and general
tonic 1t gives more vim and more spirit to the
SPOONFUL than any other known nerve or con.
stitutional tonic 1t sharpcns failing appe.
tite, aids digestion, frees sluggish livers and
ambition. sold by s w. Cochran, 4 Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
A Large Park For Rural Depositors.


The attention of our readers is call
ed to the advertisement of the Union
Trust Company of New Jersey, Jersey
City, which appears in this issue. We
refer to it especially by reason OF the
fact that this enterprlsing institution is
among the first to recognize the mutual
benefit to be gained by offering COM
plete banking facilities in convenient
form to the residents of the rural com
munties. Over two-ffths OF the popu-
lation of the State of New Jersey is
represented in towns and communities
which have no banking facilities to this
desirable class of citizens. President
Ludlow, who by the way, has made an
enviable reputation among the banks
of New York City as well as Jersey
City, for his many evidences of the
thorough understanding of good bank
ing principles, stated in an interview
as follows.
ave some time since recognized the
fact that there was 4 vast number OF
citizens in this State who were extreme
ly thrifty, with large means, but who
had not been accorded the proper iacil-
tiles for safeguarding their funds owing
to their residences being in remote sec
tons OF the State or in towns which are
too small to support banks. We are
maintaining a department especially |
equipped to cater to this class OF bust
ness. With the United States Postal
Service as an auxiliary, we are able to
render every banking facility through
the mail 1t is not our policy to at
tempt to encroach upon the territory
belonging to the banks in the
smaller towns throughout the State, but
we endeavor to make our facilities |
known to the residents Of the country
through the mediums of the rural news
papers published throughout the state.
Banking by mail is an established fac
tor throughout the west a nd has prov
ed not alone safe means OF transact
ing the banking business but profitable
to depositors as well as the banks ex-
tending such facilities. We believe
that we are the first institution in the
east to undertake this character of
banking on a broad scale and being
backed by a large capital and surplus,
which acts as an insurance against loss
to our depositors, we are securing the
patronage OF many people who have
heretofore lacked the means for safely
conductiDg bank account. Our Prov.
ident Department which PAYS four per
cent. interest per annum seems 10
prove more attractive 10 the majority
out ri town deposliors, but check ac-
count can be as safely maintained
through the mail as any other. On the
other hand we find many customers
who prefer to have US issue our interest
bearing certificates Of deposit. Our
efforts to furnish the best banking faeil-
tiles TO the residents Of the country is
beyond doubt convenience much ap-
preciaied."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
A Musical Spider.

The extraordinary musical sensitive
ness of spiders has several times been
proved. Every one has heard of re-
lissons spider. CONSIDER of the unfor.
tunate prisoner, 1t persisted because 1t
listened too closely to the captive's VIC
lin The jailer saw IL and crushed II
brutality. Gretry, the composer. speaks
OF favorite spider which descende,.
along its thread upon his piano as soon
as he played ii. When giving recitals
at Brussels Rubinsten saw large
spider Issue from the floor of the plat
form and listen TO the music. He gave
three concerts ut the same hall. and
on each occasion the spider appeared
Paris Revue,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
JUNE II, 1903
ARTISTS BLUNDERs.
A Procession of Monks That Adam and
Eve Enioled.

Eve Enjoyed.
Among the most amusing breaks
by artists is landscape by Turner in
which rainbow Is depicted behind
the sun This occasioncd almost It's
much humorous comment III English
art circles as did the slip of Constant,
the great French artist, who IN his
portrait of Queen Victoria painted the
ribbon of the Order Of the Garter the
wrong color.
A picture of Adam and Eve in the
garden of Eden hung in the gallery
OF the Gesu, In Lisbon, represents the
first couple as watching procession
of monks.
In the famous galleries at Antwerp
are certain pictures of old masters In
which the tumble of ideas Is as re-
markable as the technique Is fine. In
one picture of heaven the archangels
are armed with bows ara arrows. and
In a celebrated painting of "The Muir
der of the Innoeents" the massacre Is
represented as taking place in y city
OF Holland. The parents OF the chill
dren are stout burghers, the Roman
soldiers are Dutch policemen armed
with muskets, and the innocent infants
are transformed into solid schoolboys
in buigy wooden trousers and jackets
and hobnailed shoes
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
SOMNAM BULISM.
Some Of the Curious Things Done by
Sleepwalkers.

Sleepwalkers.
Many years ago an archbishop OF
bordeaux attested the case OF a young
ecclesinstic who was in the habit OF
getting up during the night in II state
of somnambullsm and, taking pen,
Ink and paper. composing and writ
ing his sermons. When he finished one
page be would read and correct It, In
order 10 ascertain whether the SOM
nambulist made use of his eyes the
archbishop held a piece of pasteboard
under his chin 10 prevent his seeing
the paper upon which he WAS writing.
but he continued to write ON without
being In the least Inconvenience.
1t is related of Negreth, slcepwalk
2r. that he would sometimes carry
lighted candle, as IL to give him light
IN his employment. but on a bottle
being substituted he took II and carried
/ without apparently noticing the diff
ference
Another somnambulist would dress
In his sleep and go 10 the cellar. where
1t was pitch dark. and draw wine from
the cask without walking into anything
and without spiliing drop of the
wine, but II he happened TO awake In
the cellar he had great difficulty in
CROPPING his way out.@EXchange.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
"Alesandria. Eoxut ="

All correspondents with Egypt In all
parts Of the world should be warned
that 1t Is necessary 10 put the word
Egypt" on all communications ad
dressed to Alexandria, ns great deal
of trouble and annoyance has been
caused owing TO communications ad.
dressed 10 The Egyptian city being de.
iiTered 10 Scotland. Canada. New South
Wales. Cape Colony. Italy. the United
States Of America and other countries
where towns OF the same name exist
Egyptian Gazette. Alexandria.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
There is no use Fighting Nature.

DIR. David Kennedys Favorite Remedy
does nothing of that kind. 1t acts ten
derly and in sympathy with what Ma
ture is trying to accomplish. Do you
have Dig stion, your liver or kidneys?
Does rheumatism pain and rack you2
Is your head thick and heavy3 1t will
charm away these ailments almost ere
you are aware.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
SaiIinn Clubs

The first sailing club was probably
the Cork Harbor Water club now
known rs the Royal Cork Yacht club.
established in the year ITO. The yes
sells were small. and from that period
until early III the nineteenth century
yachting developed but slowly In
ISL the Cowes Yacht club was found
ed with some iifty-five yachtsmen
Since that date yachting associations
have rapidly grown In numbers and
strength all over Europe and America
New York American.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
Q a = TO RI A.
Bear, the ,lhs Kind You Haze ttays Bsgytl
'lss ss &H2zIzx
He Followed the Water.

could You do something for a poor
old sailor" asked Wanderer al the
rear door Of suburban house one
morning recently.
Poor old sailor" echoed the house.
wife, who had opened the door.
"YeS'm. followed the water for
twenty years. -
We'll. said the lady a. she slammed
the door In the face Of her unweicorne
visitor, All I've got 10 say Is you Ger.
talnly don't look as though you had
ever caught London Answers
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
Bad. Symptoms.


The woman who has periodical head.
acnes, backache, secs imaginary dark
,nots or specks Heating mr. dancing hafore
.,er oves basLynawing distress or beavv
Sni, fooljn1 X f,o,naaie taint s,oI,s dron
.u'i io.tns ~ ~ ia,ne 1p,ls, vi
eine oo"lE Ireiihe III iower aodohiihai OF
pelvic region, easily startled or excited,
irregular or painful periods, with or with
out Ielvic cat2arh, is suffering from
weaknstses andderangements that should
have eaYy attention. Not all OF above
symptoms aye likely to be present in any
case at one Zine.
Neglected or badly treated and such
cases bfHn run into maladies which de-
manf TIE surgeons knife II they do not
reslffatally.
No medicine eXtant has such q long
and numerous record oil cI,laS- M such
cases as Dr. Pierce's CaYolite prescTll
tiQp.- No medIcine has such a strong
prQlessi5ha -Iud0rAim1nI-Q 0l Its
SeYeral NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. -more-than any
QpWber u ordinary nQQ,pIQle iQpaI les
tlWQDlalS.- The very best ingredients
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
DIR. DAVID KENNEDYS
FAvORITE REMEDY

and from that moment began to gain, and
it was not long before l was entirely cured
and have had no return of the trouble since.
My weight has increased and never was so
well as l am now. / have recommended
Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy to many
people, for it saved my life. %
Write to DR.. David Kennedy's Sons Rondont, N.
Y, for a free sample bottle of DR. David kennedy'a
Favorte Remedy the great Kidney, Liver and Blood
medicine. Large bottles $780, All druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
Wher Multitude of Sins are Covered.

The l.. x NJ. PAINT covers defects
in previous paintings, and wears for 10
to IS years, because the l.. x NJ is
pure linseed oil binder-pure oxide OF
zinc-pure white lead, and you help to
make the paint by mixing three quarts
OF linseed oil with each gallon of paint,
It's done in ? minutes. Makes cost
only SI.2o per gallon.
Est. A. II. Lands, Ringoes.
L. Shepard, Sergeantsvllle
l.. & NJ. Paint Agents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

A filopino has completed a three
years course IN Massachusetts textile
school and is going home to run mills
aud get his people to raise more cotton
This is the right sort OF benevolent
assimilation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

To stop any pain anywhere in 20
minutes, simply take Just one of DIR. Shops
Pink Pain Tablets Pain means congestion
blood pressure-that is all Dir. Shops Head
ache or Pink Pain Tablets will quickly coax
blood pressure away from pain centers. After
that, pain is gone. Headache, Neuralgia pain
ful periods with women etc. get instant help
30 Tablets Bic. Sold by =. W. Cochran 4 Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

On the theory that might goes before
hight The Berliner hghts his way past
old ladies' aud Tired women into crowd
ed tram cars and ruthlessiy joStles
from his path the passerby Ia the
streets with an obstinate lnsolenee
that goads the visitor accustomed 10
the higher civilization Of other capitals
10 impotent fury. Berlin Cor. Lopdon
Outlook
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate Of JoHN pETEE SMITH Deceased.
Pursuant TO the order OF George y Hanson.
Surrogate OF the County Of Huntsrdon made
on he fourth day Of June A. u. one thou
sand nine hundred.and light. notice ~ here
by given To all persons having claims against
the estate Of John Peter smith late
of the County OF Hunterdon, deceased
TO present the same under oath or affirmation,
10 the subscriber, Executor. Of said deeeas-
ed, within nine months from the date OF said
order; and any creditor neRlecting 10 bring
IN and exhibit his or her claim under oath or
aifirmaticnl, within the time 10 limited. will
be forever barred Of his or her action there.
for against the said Executor
Dated June I, A. ID. IaK
CHARLES T.. SMITH
EXECUTOR
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
pRoposAlsFoRco COAL,

Bids % furnish Coal Tor the Iamberfyllle
Public Schools for the ensuing year will be-
received as follows:
i2a Gross Tons Of Stove GoAl-fifty tons To
be placed in Hill school; Twenfy-fiye tons 10
be placed in FIRST Ward school twenty hys
tons 10 be placed in Second Ward school
glwomey Bulidingl. and Twenty-Five tons To
be placed In Third Ward school Coal Ia BE-
Old Lehigh or Jeddo.
Bids 70 be received July !, 1905. at i r. NJ. al
Council Room
contrac. will be given to the lowest re
sponsible bidder.
By order Board of Education,
JOSEPH L. BAYAhD
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
DIR. Shops
Cough Cure
S. w. COCHRAN & co.

Make IA note now to get Elys Cream Balm
If you are troubled with nasal eatarrh, hay
fever or cold in the head. 1t is purifying and
soothing to the sensitive membrane that
lines the ar-passages. 1t is made to overcome
the disease, not to fool the patient by short,
deceptive relief There is no cocaine nor
mercury in it. Do not be talked into taking a
substitute fer Ely's Cream Balm. Sold by all
druggists soc, or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc War
rem ST. n Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
Cough Caution

Never. positively never poison your lungs. Ifyou
cough-even from a simple coed only-you should
always heal soothe. and ease the irritated bron-
chial tubes. Don't biindly suppress II with a
Supplying poison. It's strange how some things
finally come about. For twenty years DR.. shoop
has constantly warned people not to take cough
mixtures prescriptions containing Opium.
Chloroform. or similar poisons. And nova little
late though-Congress says Put 1t on the label,
If posons are in your Cough Mixture" Goodl
Very good !! Hercafterfer thisveryre asonmothers.
and others. should insist on having DR.. Shopps
Cough Cure. No poison marks on DR.. Shoops
labels-and none nthe medicine else 1t must by
law be on the label. And il S not only safe, but it
Is said to be by those that know it best. truly r1
inarkable cough remedy. Take no chance then,
particularly with your children. Insist on having
Dir. Shops Cough Cure. Compare carefully the
DR.. shoOp package with others and note the
difference. No poison marks therel You can
AlWays be OIL the snfe side by demanding
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

Farmers, mechanics, railroaders, la
borers rely on Dr. Thomas Eclectric
Oil. Takes the sting out of cuts, burns
or bruises at once. Pain cannot stay
where it is used.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

"Generally debilitated for years
Had sick headaches, lacked ambition
was worn.out and all run down. Bur
dock Blood Bitters made me a well
woman. Mrs. Charles Frietoy, Moo
sup, Conn.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

Weak women shouldtryDr. Shops
Night Cure. These soothing, heal ing, ants
optic suppositories go direct 10 the seat of
these weaknesses. My Book No For
Women" contains many valuable hints to
women and it is free, Ask DR.. Shoop, Racine.
Wis, in strietest confidence, any questions
you wish answered DIR. Shoop's Night Cure
is sold by s. W Cochran 4 Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
Must Use The Knife
Said the Surgeon. but DR.. David Kennedy's Fa.
voriie Remedy was taken and The Knife Avoided

odiu ue ouT ycoh, Dut DE- Dosiu nehieuy oIo
voriie Remedy was taken and The KHiie Avoided
The Union and Advertiser Of Rochester,
NJ y, recently published the following in
teresting account of how William W. Adams
of 1877 South Avenue, that city, was saved
from painful operation by the use of DR..
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy.
Mr.. Adams said; Three years ago was
taken with kidney disease very badly; at
times I was completely Frustrated; in fact,
was SO bad that the day was set for the doc
tors to perform an operation upon me. But
/ decided would not submit. / had been
put in hot water baths, and, in fact, nearly
every means was tried to help me. Upon
the day set for the operation l commenced
The use of
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

a million divorces in twenty years is
a bad record for this country, but there
is the further consideration that most
all Of the divorced persons have re-
married, some of them several times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

Prosperous Young Actor (returning
tired after matinee and evening per
formance of successful playl-Ab. dear
boys. l really think It's time all good
actors were in bed. Grumpy Trace
dian docking up from his paper They
are-Life
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
Every Woman viii BE Interested,

II you have pains in the back, Urinary
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want cer-
tain pleasant herb cure for woman's ills, try
Mother Gray's Australian Leaf. 1t is safe
and never-failng regulator. At Druggists or,
by mail 80 cts. sample package FREE Adj
dress, The Mother Gray Co, LEROY. N. Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

Governor Glenn is night in saying
the day would come when the names
OF Lincoln and Grant are TO be honor
ed in the South That section never
had men who served it so well.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

A Certain Cure for Aching Feet.
Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot Ease, q
powder. II cures Tired. Aching, 0allous,
Sweating Swollen. feet. Al all Drug eists and
Shoe Stores, Csc. Sample FREE. Address,
Allen $. olmsted. Leroy, N. X.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17
Unexpected,

why, Clara" said a mother to her
little daughter, who was crying. what
are you crying about:"
"C-cause," sobhed the little miss. Il
s-started TO m-make dolly n b-bonnet
and 1t c-comed out b-bloomers"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

The man who killed himself rather
tn an sail On The thirteenth of the
month had a curious philosophy OF life.
But then that is the case with all
suicides.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

Bilious7 Feel heavy after dinner
Tongue coated2 Bitter tastcl Complex
ion sallow2 Liver needs waking up.
Doan's Regulets cure bilious attacks.
IS cents at any drug store
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

Any woman thinks she is capable of
reforming man, but when it comes to
reforming herself she employs dress
maker.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

The only consolation left for the
North Carolina bartenders is the fact
that Kansas will soon be bowling for
farm hands.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

The tremendous crop OF crabs this
year ought TO make the meat packers
OF Chicago pause a bit What's the
use OF eating meat at this time anyway?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-06-17

A teacher asked her class to name
five different members Of the ca. fam
lily. a little girl raised her hand and
said, father cat, mother cat and three
little kittens