The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1908-07-11

MONTE VISTA COLORADO
A rich man Is one that dresses a.
well ~ his wife does.
The IL London gas companies sup.
ply among them 46.403. s52 900 cubic
feet Of gas to 1.1o1 1896 consumers.
King Edward is not as deeply inter.
ested In advancing the cause Of demoo-
racy as some Of his radical friends.
II the Florida had any personal feel.
ings. she couldn't help wondering now
what the navy department has against
her.
Taking charge Of him so late in life.
1t IL hard for the American woman
to train the continental husband to her
liking.
World.circling automobilists are
making the discovery that repair shops
do not line the way through the wilds
OF Siberia.
Still, some persons might think that
after q man had been fed on sour
milk for month he would be mad
enough to fight anybody.
1t will only cost two cents to send
letter to Great Britain in the fall.
People about to collect English ances.
trail estates will save money by wait.
ing.
It Is said that the primeval oyster
was foot long II Is to be hoped that
the present-day etiquette as to his
consumption did not prevail at that
time.
A Youngstown (O.) man says he'll
sail an airship from Hammondsport.
N. Y. home In eight hours He's tax.
ing on heavier cargo Of faith than Of
gasoline.
Girls In Denmark take out insurance
against becoming old maids. Bache
Tors In this country would welcome
something Of the sort a. . protection
against matrimony.
The year-old prince royal OF Spain
has been enlisted Is = private soldier
In the kings regiment. Promotion
from tho ranks will not be difacult to
arrange In his case.
Blue-blooded Americans who ind
the modern game Of politics . little
beneath them will b accommodated
By the transatlantic steamship com
panies At the usual rates.
King Edward refuses the Job OF r.
forming Russia and giving Il Q consti.
tutional government during his talk
with the car on the Gulf of Finland.
Edward recognizes his limitations.
Tho duke Of Abruzxi thinks Q
years walt will inform him whether
he truly and sure-enouGh loves Kath.
crime Elkins. This must BE- some OF
that overpowering passion for which
the Italians are noted
In three years England has paid
nearly $3.50. 900 900 Of the national debt
and proposes an old.age pension to
cost $50. 000.0 900 year. This looks -
II financial panics were sidestepping
the right little. tight little Isle.
They say the women golfers are
showing greater progress in the game
than the men this season. Arc they
destined to outshine the mon on the
links! Some day. perhaps. Then the
championship games will b co-sdu.
cational.
According to the opinion Of q certain
physician. people who are tall and fair
are predisposed toward rheumatism
and those who are short and dark are
predisposed toward nervous disorders.
What about the women who are die.
posed to change their hair and CON.
plexions TO harmonise with each -.
sons fashionable color?
Australia IL preparing to show
honor to the visiting American battle.
ship hset while that great aggrsea.
ton Of fighting craft u still Q long
way Oh. The British squadron on
duty In that section Of the world will
meet the United States vessels st the
iii Islands and escort them 70 Aus.
tralian waters. and great viii b ths
tolliaeatioa at the antipodes.