The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-01-30
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bonoF among w0mrbf
lDa are a pour salesman cried The
ii,gusied employer Then, reported
The offender you can rmeiy ihsl by
raising ray salary
Doc. sAid ihs man who was trying
20 set 8 free prescription what's the
htti lhinR 10 lAkt for cold' Compc.
tent medical advice, ny friend
Then, Mr.. R0Hley didn't really give
according 70 biz meaDs' said The min
isier's wite No, replied the minister,
merely according 70 BIZ meanness.
She Whist Do you want for birth.
day present. hubby. dearf He Moth.
,ug thank you. The recent panic com
peis me 70 economic this year
Nea Cook mcuaclngly Ma'am.
! AIN woman 70 mjnce matters Mis-.
ipss ltimidIy Gracious ne. cook,
then how can you make pie'
Mother Harold, why did you take
your little sisters candy this morningi
Small Harold don't know. mamma.
Perhaps pa klepiomaniac.
] have bcen invited 10 invest for
big profits 10 an irnRating company
Ihhi's 40 enterprise tina, can afford to
haye "a great deal d water Ia IT, stock.
Miss pechls ! think Mr. Main.
chauil considers hue quite pretty Miss
tioodley Ye- BE- told me 50. lie said
be- was really quite SORRY that you had
no money!
] wan, 10 get ud Of some bonds.
out NJ my line, replied the lawyer But
these are matrimonial bonds, rejoined
the caller putting Il different face on
the matter
y met nay tailor out sleighing, and
be looked sporty, ! tell you, in his new
sleigh Well Of al vehicles where
could q tailor Aud litter one than
.utter
After chase Of many thousand |
miles the embezzler had been caught.
AZ least can say, he remarked cheer
fully, that ! gave the people a run for
their money
~ course, when a man is acqur.
ug the drink habit be begins by think.
ug that enough il never 10 much. Yes.
aud ends 10y believing that too much is
cunugh
Mrs Neighbors It's too bad of
you, Mildred, to worry your mamma
o. Little Mildred Huh. you don't
snow mammal She worries me more
han ! worry her
Little Ethel Cooking Al picture
.ooks Elmer where do you s'pose
ldsm got the names for all the ami
nalsi Small Elmer Why, from the
dictionary 81 course
Complimentary Visitor i do think
our son is SO bright. Mother (with
widen, pride All, yesi He works so
lard AT bis books have been afraid he
yiil develop the Bright's disease.
For two cents ia knock your block
n said The angry man. Well. you
ion't expect me 30 furnish your work
~ capital, do You responded the
,ther and calmer one.
Young Lady VIII the young man
amengagcd tomsko a good husbandf
'oHune Tellcr--l,'s mp 10 you to make
good husband Of him, Al bad hus-
ands are self made.
He's one 81 your milk aud water
elbows, that chap Sirecter. You sur.
u.e mef he seems such a rugged
haracter Understand me. | mean
hal when he takes a property to fin
noe he miiks il first and then waters
Please send stamped aud direct l
. envelope with your manuscript, said I
be magazine editors circular No. {
banks. replied the occasional coniri-
utor I've heard of people so con- I
sited that they wrote letters 10 them
Ives, but I'm not one Of them. ,
--old tioldros My dear young lady.
wish 70 propose Miss Grabbit- :,
efon al ny familyf But say no =
ore, you dear old thing. am yonrs, !
nd be never hhd another chance 10 .
oppose plan for raising money for
e San Francisco sufferers. Il
i hear that you proposed to Miss
irlleigh aud then backed out Of 1t. =
hyf Because when she said Yes +
y voice had queer ring ID t. Wha, II
a 81 riug' 4 sort Of previous en-. u
cement ring c
- An artist. said the man with point.
whiskers. must not think about "
9ney suppose not, answered Mr.. Il
imur Every time buy picture VI
e artist wants enough money 10 keep b
nd from thinking about money for VI