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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
DOING THEIR DUTY.
Scores Of Lambertville Readers are Learn.
ing the Duty Of the Kidneys.

10 filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
When they fail to do this the kid
neys are sick.
Backache and many kidney ills fol-
low;
Urinary trouble, diabetes.
Doan's Kidney Pills cures them all.
Lambertvillle people endorse oul
claim.
Mrs. ]. w. Carroll, living at IS Del.
evan St., Lambertville, N. J., says:
"Mr Carroll used Doan's Kidney Pills
for disordered Kidneys with excellent
results. Prior to using them he was
subject to colds which were always
sure to settle in his kidneys and at such
times he would suffer severely from
dull headaches accompanied by dizzy
spills He used number Of different
remedies but was unsuccessful in find
ing relief until procured a box OF
Doan's Kidney Pills for him at Geo.
Nj. Shamalia's drug store. He has not
been troubled with backache since
using them, his headaches have disap-
peared, and his kidneys are regular in
action"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster. Milburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States
Remember the name--Doan's-- and
take no other.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

The fearful tragedy at Boyertown,
Pa, liz which neaaly two hundred peo-
pie persisted, the majority of them
women and children, in the burning of
the local amusement house, was pri-
marily due to the ignorance and i'm
becility of the local authorities who
permitted the location of such a death
trap. 1t is a question if they are not
guilty of manslaughter. But unfor-
tunately Boyertown is not alone in its
tolerance of like deathtraps. They en-
Isl in many country city and town
and there is everywhere more or less
of the negligence and indifference that
had such traelcal result at Boyertown.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

The old veterans are being rapidly
supplied with their State badge, of
which they are justly proud.
The Mandolin Club of this city will
play at an entertainment in Burlington,
tomorrow evening.
Nj. A. Brown, agent in this city for
the Hurley robin Co. of Trenton, has
resigned his position and will continue
to manage the Doll Hospital ON Union
street. Edward Moonan has taken the
position formerly held by Mr. Brown
Assemblyman Oliver G. Holcombe,
of this city, has been placed upon the
following committees: Railroads and
Canals, and appropriations, and in the
Joint committees is member OF the
State Village for Epileptics committee
William Johnson of this city has en-
listed to serve as clerk in the u. S.
Navy. His station will be Australia,
where he will remain three years. He
left Lambertville on Tuesday.
The grocery store of William Roa-
erts on Main street has been reprinted.
William l.. Robinson in his zeal to
catch rabbit chased it across Gem
etery in ST. Louis and was fined $40.
High tide the other day drove out
rats from the piers at Boston, and in
two hours business men and boys killed
thousands.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
One on the Customer.

An amusing story was told Of a man
Who went into a hardware store of A
neighboring town and wished to pur-
chase an axe, says an Ohio paper.
Being shown the article and informed
that the price was $I.I5 he said: "Why
can get that same kind of an axe
from mail order house for 90 cents. "
Very well" said the hardware man,
i will give it to you for the same price
provided that you will do the same
with me as you would with them
"Al right" replied the customer as
he handed over dollar bill, the mer-
chant giving him back 10 cents in
change.
"Now,' said the hardware man, Il
want IS cents more to pay express
charges" which the customer gave him
How much did the axe cost your
Zone dollar and IS cents" the mar
answered.
Every good, now give me the five
cents more for money order fees and
postage which the purchaser had te
hand over. "Now how much did youl
axe cost your"
''One dollar and 30 cents" said the
customer.
mot SO cheap after all" said the
merchant, whereupon he picked up the
axe tossed it over on the shelf and told
the customer to call for it in ten days,
as that would be as soon as he could
get il from the mail-order house.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
Walk As II You We're Somebody,

Never allow your physical standard
40 drop. Keep up your energy; walk
as il your were going to do something
worth while in the world, so that even
a stranger will note your bearing and
your superiority. II you have fallen
into a habit of walking in listless, in
dolent way, turn right about face at
once and make change. You don't
want to give the impression that you
are already falling to the rear Straight
en- up, then Stand erect! Re mani
&C. S. Marden.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

A tickling cough, from any cause, is
quickly stopped by DIR. Shops
Cough Cure. And it is 50 thoroughly
harmless and safe, that DIR. Shoor
tells mothers everywhere to give it
without hesitation even to very yonng
babes. The wholesome green leaves
and tender stems of lunghealing
mountainous shrub, furnish the cura-
tive properties to DR.. Shops Cough
Cure. 1t Gains the cough, and heals
the sore and sensitive bronchial mem
branes. No opium, no chloroform,
nothing harsh used to injure or sup
press. Simply resinous plant extract
that helps to heal aching lungs. The
Spaniards call this shrub which the
Doctor uses "The Sacred Herb. y
Demand DIR. Shops. Take no other.
Sold by S. w. Cochran & Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
Bulletin.
THE MIDVNINTER OUTING.

This is the time for the midwinter outing dash of
summer in the midst Of winter is agreeable variation
1t makes for health and pleasure and stimulates vitality
For the extended trip Southern California, the fruit
and flower land of the Pacific Coast offers unrivaed at
fractions.
For the fortnght's trip Florida the summer garden
of the Northern winter bids you and enjoy its genial
sunshine, its tropical scenes and its out door life.
For the ten days outing, Pinehurst, Camden Aiken,
Augusta Southern Pines and other popular resorts in the
pine belt of the Caronas and Georgia offer many induce
ments.
For the short trip-the week end outing-Atlantic
City always attractive The breezes that depress
the thermometer in to keep it up in winter.
1t offers great hotels the edge, ouefdoor life
on land and sea- and climate full of snap but shorn of
the winter severity.
Before deciding your midwinter outing consult
Pennsylvania Railroad Ticket Agent and get Pennsyvan
ia Railroad Winter Excursion Book. Whether you select
California Florida the Carolinas Atlantic City, the
Pennsylvania Railroad offers comprehensive train service
reasonable and ckeng and the best
facilities that modern transportation methods provide
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Sappho.

Sappho was born in Lesbos about the
end of the seventh century h. c. In
antiquity the fame of Sappho rivaled
that of Homer. She was called "the
poetess." he was called the poet She
was styled ''the tenth muse" 1.-THE
flower of the graces," "a miracle" "the
beautiful" But few fragments OF her
works are preserved, and these only
incidentally by other writer's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
To check a cold quickly. get from

your druggist some little Candy Cold Tablets
called Preventies Druggists everywhere are
now dispensing Preventics, for they are not
only safe, but decidedly certain and prompt.
Preventics contain no Quinine, no laxative.
nothing harsh nor sickening. Taken at the
"sneeze stage Preventics will prevent Pneu-
monia, Bronchitis, La Grippe etc. Hence the
name, Preventics, good for feverish children.
4s Preventics % cents. Trial Boxes cents.
Sold by s. W. Cochran 4 Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
When the Stomach. Heart or Kidney

When the Stomach, Heart or Kidney
nerves get weak then these organs
always fail. Don't drug the Stomach,
nor stimulate the heart or kidneys.
That is simply makeshift. Get a
prescription known to druggists
everywhere as DIR. Shops Restora-
tive. 1t is prepared especially for
these weak inside nerves. Strengthen
these nerves, build them up with DIR.
Shoop's Restorative-ta tablets or liquid
and see how quickly help will come.
Free sample sent on request by DR..
Shoop, Racine, Wis.,, Your health is
surely worth this simple test. Sold
by s. w. Cochran Il Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Many people especially women who
lead closely confined domestic. lives
suffer from VIII at in general terms is
called nervousness" Among all
forms OF treatment none even approach
in success the intelligent use of DIR.
David kennedy's Favorite Remedy
which promotes an easy and natural
action of the digestive organs and i'm
puts tene t. the nervous system.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
Helping the Musician.

At Il political meeting an freshman
watched closely the trombone player
in the band. Presently the man laid
down his instrument and went out for
a beer. Paddy Investigated and prompt
ly pulled the horn to pieces.
The player returned. Who's med
died NIT my drombone?" he reared,
'Oi did, said Paddy Here we've
been for two hours tryin' to pull it
apart, an Oh did it in wan minutw--
Argonaut.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Simeon R. Opdycke, OF Frenchtown,
was arrested by w. P. Thornton, OF
this city, agent for the S. p. A., for
keeping his cattle in filthy condition
and failing to provide proper shelter
for same. He was given a hearing be-
fore Squire Lyman at the Warford
House In Frenehtown, plead guilty and
was fined Sl3.6s, which he paid.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
DR.. kENNEDY,S
Av0RITE
REMEDY
Breaks no Hearts, Excuses
no Crimes.

DIR. David Kennedy's FAvORITE REM
EDY is not disguised enemy of the human
race; where it cannot help, it does not
harm. 1t is composed Of vegetable ingre
dents and does not heat or infame the
blood but cools and purifes it. In all cases
of Kidney troubles, Liver complaints, Con-
stipation of the Bowels, and the delicate
arrangements which affiict women, the ac-
ton of DIR. Kennedy's FAvORITE REM
EDY is beyond praise. Thousands of
grateful people voluntarily testify to this,
in letters to DR.. Kennedy; and with a
warmth and fullness OF words which mere
business certificates never possess 1t
makes no runkards-excuses no crimes
breaks no hearts. We challenge a trial and
are confident of the result. ONE DOLLAR
a Bottle. All druggists. Bear in mind the
naiae and address: Dr. DauM KENNEDY,
Kondout, New York. Write for free SAM
pie bottle and medical booklet full of valu-
able medical advice. Mention this paper.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Do You use an atomixer in treating Nasal
Catarrh' If so you will appreciate Ely's
LIQUID Cream Balm, the quickest and surest
remedy Of this disease. In all curative prop
critics Il is identical with the solid Cream
Balm, which is so famous and so successful in
overcoming Catarrh, Hay Fever and Cold in
the head There is relief in the first dash of
spray upon the heated sensitive air-passages.
All druggists 75c., including spraying tube, or
mailed by Ely Bros, 50 Warren Street, New
York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
0A,
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

m m1tn r. aIo A. APPLICATIONS, as they can.
pdood Or constitutional disease, and in orda Is
g & . enre n You must take internal remed;as
acts drecsy on CURE IRE is taken internally, and
faces. Halls Catarrh Cure Is not I = sur
h ast nhHs; II was prescribed by one OF the
Ees' in this country for years and
the best tonics known, comb;ns eI9m pose Of
pest blood purifiers. acting directly on me me
u the swo The perfect
testimonials free. S"'"iih' SEND Tor
soIEi =. CHENEY 4 CO.. Props, Toledo O
Take Halls Family Pills for const;n..;o
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
Cocaine which du,,s the nervss rsva,

Cocaine which dulls the nerves never vet
cured Nasal tatarrh The heavy feeling in
the forehead The stuffed up sensation and the
watery discharge from eyes and nose along
with other miseries attending the disease are
put to rout by Ely's Cream Balm, smell and
taste are restored. breathing is made normal.
Until YOU try his remedy you have no idea of
the good it will do you. 1t is applied directly
to the sore spot. All druggists soc or mailed
by Ely Bros, 80 Warren St New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

A hog weighing a4o pounds, fed in
Brooklyn on beer and whiskey by some
lokers, knocked over two policemen.
boarded trolley car and caused a
panic and was finally caught BY a re-
serve force OF twenty policemen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

\ Hear the story of the shaky build
ingf"
Nope. What is it,
'.Oh. there's no foundation to IT,
st. Paul Pioneer Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Trial Catarrh treatments are being
mailed out free, on request, byDr.
Shoop, Racine, Wis. These tests are
proving to the people without pen
ny's cost-the great scientific pre-
scription known to druggists every.
where as DR.. Shops Catarrh remedy.
Is sold by s. W. Cochran Il Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22
Q "a . 49,. H y "A.
n..,.t ha Ill. a,.et yol Haze Alvars Bought
As, q &N2zzM

The caritaloupe derives its name
from the papal palace Cantalupe, in
.Ancona, long famous for its melons
The melons which grow wild in some
southern countries lack the luscious
favor of the cultivated melon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

His Wife-Are you going to ask that
young Jenkins and his fiancee to our
house party?
Husband-No much.
"Nou dislike him. don't your"
YES. but not enough for tllat."-Life
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

The widow Of the late Rev Jacob
Fort, formerly OF Buttzville, brother
10 former Governor Fort, has present
ed her nephew, Governor J. Frank
lin Fort with the gold headed cane
carried by his uncle while Governor in
the early tilties. The Governor feels
very proud to be in possession of tins
family heirloom.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

The distance from Pittsheld to Shelf
field, Mass, by river, taking in all the
bends of the stream, is about twenty
FIVE miles, whereas the direct distance
is only about six miles.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Among those from this city who at.
tended the Inauguration of Governor
Fort at Trenton, on Tuesday were
Walter +. Hayhurst, Frank Barley,
Postmaster James ID. MacKay, Orrin
f. Petty and Col. Il. G. Reading.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Harsh physics react, weaken the
bowels, cause chronic constipation.
Doan's Regulets operate easily, tone
the stomach, cure constipation. esc.
Ask your druggist for them
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

For the first time in his life, John
Fields, of Eatontown, aged sixty-four
years. was last week compelled to
send for doctor, having been laid mp
with thegrip.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Accidents will happen, but the best
regulated families keep Dr. Thomas
Eclectric Oil for such emergencies.
1t subdues the pain and heals the
hurts.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Tuckahoe, Cape May County, is
about to add an excelsior factory to
its industries. The company states
it has orders sufficient to keep the
plant busy the entire year.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Italians to the number Of 10000
emigrated last year to South American
ports against aS7 900 who came to the
United States.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Suffered day and night the torment
OF itching piles. Nothing helped me
until used Doan's Ointment. 1t
cured me permanently.'-Hon. John
r. Garrett, Mayor, Girard, Ala
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

A slate that was used for thirty years
in the Louisville postoffice without hav-
ing been broken was accidentally
cracked the other day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

There are parts Of Spain where a
hat Is unknown, except in pictures.
The men when they need a covering
tie up thor heads, the women use
flowers.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Send Your Cow, Steer. and Horse Hides,
Cali, Dog, and other Skins, to the Crosby
Tristan Fur Company, Rochester. N. ", to be
converted into Fur Coats, Robes, Gloves,
Mittens, or Rugs. They are the largest Gus
tom Fur tanners Of large wild and domestic
animal skins in the world. Send for illus-
trated catalog
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

A sick lion in the Bronx IN. W
Geological park became excited by
noises and roared until he had a hem
orrhage, which caused his death.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Secure contentment through the
happy medium of "Lambertville
Puff. Insist on having the genuine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Swedes in the United States. chiefly
the western section, number more than
100000 and are among the ,hriftiest
people in the country.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

There are no greater wrctchcs in the
world than many OF those whom peo-
pie In genera! take to be happy Sen
eca.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Don't yon fuss because your wife
works so hard for her church. Rem
ember how hard you worked to kill a
rabbit.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Ask for and insist on having Lam
bertville Puffs. Best cigar made any
where for the money.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Over S7,ooo,ooo has been expended
in marking the Gettysburg battlefield.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

A divers suit is leaded~with 100
pounds of lead
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Ask for the Best Bread = Mac
KAy's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

CA9ToR2A
? Bear h 1,lhs Kind You Ham Alxan Bought
-''''' &4Zezsx
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-01-22

Tho real Bread-MAoK r. a,...
ial every AFTERNOON.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-06-25

Pine Bluff got another big conFen- ton yesterday when tie Pine Bluff re- tail grocers landed the 1909 conyen tfon of the State Resan Grocers Asso- citation, now in session in Little Rock. W. F. A1ulliken, president of the Pine Bluff Retail Merchants Association, was elected president for the ensuing year and judging from reports which reached this city last night from the. capital the Pine Bluf1ians got every thing they went after and more too.
 The election of MT. Mulliken is
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-06-25
Heart toHeart
 Talks.
By EDWIN A. WYE,
Copyright. 190S, by Edwin A. N.--.
GOOD FOR YOUR BLUES"


 When you begin to think you have hard time in life
 Just then is q good time to compare your condition with that of some who have harder time than you more sorrows than you, less prosperity than you.
 Should you happen to be in the sort of mood described read a touching passage in the life history of pu3" Milwaukee Woman-rcad it anyway this from "the short and simple Ha- nals of the poor.'
 Mrs. Mary Wiodi@ widow, loss heH only child, q little girl She a.] n,. money to give tAe cAi!a T deceHt sea' , ulcher. She went to the poor cosaalis- sioner. And this is the sequel
 Mrs. Wicdig staggered up the tati: n the cemetery which last to the nlot a ground where her husband was bua1cs5. bearing the little coffin which held t!4e body of her little one. She took 5 spade she had put there the day be9o=e and began to dig. Poor woman. &h. was digging the grave Of her only etli=' the last tie that h&}l hor to earth
 And as she @ol5ci she sobbad aa cried. sAe called CT the dead ms under the ground to he.p her bear hsz sorrow tth ste couId come ao bias.
 One U.ho passed through the cenge- telE Aeasd the crying and vent to=tE. spot where the fllH woman bent fa her awful t2sk.
 She explained why she vas diga.sF the &9are herself She had 10 mana. to Bass the=sez .9n. .fhc@ would Itas* buried hal, for iae faH nothing f haa let them Fof her crave over tAe4e E. the pottet'# &eis.. Sui She Was 9..... q little chfl.l. so 1ttle. aaG #8a.stiH when was "'l;&ed t9 leave har atoa. she vas afrafd of the @!ar'< F9a5s= her to lie hE !a. fa: sa1's side 90 would not ne afraid. told the ID eonmissioaa. Aoes felt and he @fz. ne this c2.Ia. 'Iae woman who A..ys next door from '-se | coming opt Ha#- Sunday to p!au5 s22a vines
 And the a3onizev mother talked e. half wild with her grief and scarce knowing what slie sid, calling teade@ ly tie naIae noW of husband, now 0t child.
 The man hai 2 heart He hurried 1 the sexton and gave him money to ti.; the cbiid's @..,,ve and money 10 ro319!1 the little mound and plant some sj54.a.a flowers .tn' the woman cried. but th,@ time the tears were sweet instead cf bitter
 This story is not from the pages Of BalZac
 Neither ie it fancy sketch.
 It is printed in Il reliable newspaper. which gives full particulars concerning the womans home and history
 Compare your disappointment and troubles and sorrows and heartacheS with those of this misera ble one.
 You have not passed through hades
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-06-25
PINE bl.tDFE GE s
 AH0II' GEIIEIsH . Z, z. ! IHCa

merited honor. He is one of Pine Bluffs most progressive business men and one of the city's' hardest workers for development. The meeting now in session at Little Rock is the most en- thusiastic and largest ever held in the state.
 Among the local retail dealers in attendance at the Little Rock meet ing are: w. F. Mulliken, J. H. Mc- Cain, J ". Meeks, M. J. Dugan, J. W. Reap, w. G. Carnes, J. NJ. Ali son, w. M. Matthews, J, W. TarVer, and c. E. Leverenz.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-06-25
The Cool North.

Hundreds of lakes and streams in Wisconsin, Minnesota and Northern Michigan, are easily reached by the fast trains and through sleeping car service of the Chicago & North West. ern Ky. daily from Chicago.
 This lake region, for variety of in terest, excels all others. There are numerous good hotels, boarding houses and camps; excellent fishing, delightful opportunities for yachting, bathing, golf, tennis and other out door sports.
 Descriptive booklets with detailed maps, game laws, lists of hotels, hotel rates and other information, free on application. Geo. F. Brigham Jr., gen. eral agent, 311 North Ninth St., St. Louis, Mo. 6-11-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-06-25

children and 20 cents for adults. The program will be changed nightly. The Runstons, the celebrated jugglers and balancers, will be the headliners. Miss Funston is also clever little comedienne The Crawleys, high class sketch team, and Eddie Snider and Jimmie Moon will also appear on the bill