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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-14
FISH INVISIBLE IN SLEEP.

THAT file fish is asleep" said the at
tendant.
How do you know2" the visitor tC
the aquarium asked. But I can't see
him, by the way
That's how 1 know. He, like many
other fish, changes color on going off
Awake he is notified with brown and
dark olive green, handsome, SOM
berry splendid object. Asleep he is a
pallid gray; with darker wings and
tail, ghost of a file fish, practically
invisible.
Many of the weaker fish. especially
in the tropics, have this ability to
change from bright to a pale, vague
hue when they sleep. Thus they sleep
safely. Otherwise their slumber would
end between a bigger fish's jaws.
"A wonderful natural dispensation.
isn't it? Suppose you We're criminal,
being pursued holly. and whenever you
grew dead tired you could throw your
self under tree and doze off, con-
scious that in your sleep no one could
see you philadelphia Bulletin.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-14
GOOD SHOW NEEDS
GOOD ORCHESTRA

Editor Advertiser: According to the
papers the Hon. Joel Cohen is bringing
f1rst-class theatrical company from
the Coast with Richard BUTLER as lead
ing man.
Honolulu people enjoy good shows
immensely but they also enjoy good
music and the Orpheum management
should consider that three-fourths of
the audience do not leave the house
between acts, but keep their seats and
naturally have to listen to the orches-
ira.
When Mr.. Cooley and Co. were here
last it was simply a torture for any
person to sit out the intermission and
listen to whatever ragtime or other
the large conductor of the orchestra
felt like tearing off. Why not get a
good orchestra or a fine talking ma
chine and have people enjoy good mu-
sic while waiting for the curtain to
rise? 1t was pleasure to sit in the
Opera House Tuesday and Thursday
nights and listen to Mr.. Vierra's little
orchestra of six pieces. New rags.
marches and dances were introduced
and also some selections from the old
masters were played.
There is no way out of, it. A good
orchestra is always a step towards sue
cess of the show.
If Mr. Cohen is really bringing a
good company down here he had bet
ter furnish music equal to it and peo-
pie certainly will show their appre-
citation by their frequent attendance.
Thanking you, Mr.. Editor, for the
space in your valuable paper, l re-
main, yours,
A THEATER GOER.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-14

with the belle of the evening, he ask
ed if he might have the pleasure of
her company for a waltz then start
ing up.
Much 'hleeged," was the fair ones
reply, but I reckon not. These year
round dances turned my stomach onct,
an I'm 'fraid 1 might spite yer
Clothes
THE nawsty thingi" said the dude,
with a shudder, as he told of it.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-14
TWO OF A KIND.

Come. come" cried the brusque and
hustling real estate man. why do you
pay rent when, you might own a
home?'
II don't pay rent" replied the
startled stranger
Then You own a home?''
''N-no."
That's strange. May 1 ask your
business"
I'm real estate dealer. cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-14

A dudish assistant of the Palace
Hotel had vacation last month, and
while gone happened to attend a coun-
ball Becoming very much struck
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-14
1T WILL COME TO THIS.

Officer Hes Waking the sass wss s s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28
brush Soldiers, Heavy H.lpa.t

The British soldiers wears the heay-
lest helmet in the world, for his head
gear weighs no less than eighteen
ounces, while that of the Prussian in
fantryman is only a trife over four
teen ounces and that Of the Italian
just under twelve ounces. The forage
caps of both France and Russia weigh
less than eight ounces, while that of
Japan is the lightest of all, as 1t turns
the scale at little over four ounces.
And No Wonder,
Why do you love me, john
"Oh, dunno. It's just habit rye
gotten into, / s'pose."
Then she broke the engagement.
just So.
Cautiously shaped stone"
"The Connecticut Indians used 1t to
n,oaei tteir n,occasins on
''.'s 50 lost of ITO Mohicans."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28
The Alps and Baby Coaches.

"What strikes me most in Switzer-
land is the baby COACH" said trav-
eler. "Other people are struck there
by the huge COW bells, by the wood
carvings, by the stupendous white
Alps, but it is the baby coach that
takes my eye. On every road, on every
path, you see baby coaches They con-
tain not babies, but bags of -four or
fagots or lunches or young live pig
Or a goat. The, baby. coach is uniyer-
sally used in Switzerland as push.
cart, wise thing. We Americans
don't get the worth Of our baby
coaches. With us as soon as the babe
is old enough to walk up goes the
coach into the attic. 1t is done for.
But at this stage the career OF the
Swiss coach may be- said only to be-
gin. A long life Of usefulness lies be-
fore it. In rain and shine, In snow
and hail, it will glide by many years
sturdily up and down the steep Swiss
roads, carrying anything from young
| colt to squashed mountaineer."-
New Orleans Times-Democrat
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28
The seraeant,. rrib,,t..

After the battles of Weissenburg
and Worth, which he hadil won, the
crown prince, afterward Emperor
Frederick, was sauntering alone one
evening past a barn occupied by a
party of Wurttemberg troops. Hear
ing something like stump oratory
going on, the prince opened the door
and looked in. Every one rose.
'Oh, sit down! I'm sorry to disturb.
I dare say there's room for me to do
the same" said the prince. ''Pray,
who was making speech?"
All eyes We're turned on sergeant,
whose very intelligent countenance
looked, however, sorely puzzled when
the commander in chief asked:
"And what were you talking about?,'
Quickly recovering his presence of
mind, the sergeant confessed:
well, of course we Were talking of
our victories, and was just explain
ing to these young men how, four
years ago, if we had had you to lead
us, we would have made short work
Of those COMPOUNDED Prussiansv'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28
LIQUID suInhur

At Lake Charles, near the gulf of
Mexico, 230 miles from New Orleans,
sulphur is obtained from deep deposits
In the form of liquid. Wells driven to
a depth Of 600 feet in search of petro-
leum revealed instead rich deposit of
sulphur. To obtain the mineral hollow
tubes were driven into the earth. Each
sulphur well consists Of three tubes,
one within another. Through the outer
tube hot water is forced down, and 1t
issues through perforations near the
bottom. Through the central tube hot
air is driven little lower than the
points where the hot water escapes.
Through the third tube, inclosed be-
tween the other two the LIQUID sui
phur, dissolved by the water, rises to
the surface under the combined infu-
ence of the pressure of the column of
water and the impulsion of the rising
afr. The liquid sulphur is led into
wooden reservoirs, where It cools and
hardens. Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28
Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey

is an absolutely pure distillation of
matted grain; great care being used
to have every kernel thoroughly
matted, thus destroying the germ and
producing predigested liquid food in
the form of malt essence, which
is the most effective tonic stimulant
and invigorator known to science;
softened by warmth and moisture,
its palatability and freedom from in
furious substances render it so that
it can be retained BY the most sensi-
tive stomach.
Sold by druggists, grocers and
dealers or direct. 81 bottle. Illus
trated medical booklet containing a
few of the many convincing testi-
monials received from grateful men
and women who have been cured,
and doctors advice free. Duffy
Malt Whiskey Co., Rochester, N. Y.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28
BRITISH NAVY MYSTERY.
Traditions Regarding the Death of Sir
CIoudesey Shovel,

cIoudesIey Shovel.
OF the almost complete wreck of a
squadron unde:. Sir Cloudesley Shovel
on the rocks of the Scilly isles. togeth-
er with the death of its gallant COM
mander, the greatest seaman of the
age. number OF curious traditions
are associated both with the eyents
leading up to the catastrophe and the
fate of the celebrated admiral.
The outstanding feature of the catas-
trophe is the mystery OF Shovel's
death, which will probably never be
solved, and the latter turns upon the
admiraps emerald ring. One story goes
that the body was picked up on the
shore by soldier and his wife and
buried by them on Forth Hellick
sands. A spot is still shown at Forth
Hellick as being the burial place of the
admiral, and. according to tradition.
grass has never grown upon it. Suisse
quently the identity of the corpse was
discovered. The remains were exhum-
ed and conveyed to London via Plym-
outh, where they were embalmed. La
dy Shovel rewarded the soldier with a
pension for life and received from him
the ring found on her husbands finger
Another story is that Paxton. the
purser of the Arundel. discovered two
st, Mary men quarreling over the pos
session of a ring. He at once recog-
nized it as Shovel's ring and inquired
from which body it had been taken,
and when that was found he knew
and claimed the body. Lastly, there is
the startling narrative of foul play
viz, that many years after the wreck
an aged woman confessed to the par
ish minister on her deathbed that, ex-
hausted with fatigue, one, man who
had been washed ashore on a hatch
reached her hut and that she had muir
dered him to secure the valuable prop
erty on his person. She then produced
splendid emerald ring taken from
the finger Of her victim and identified
as the gift of Lord Berkeley to Shovel.
The responsibility for this story rests
upon the admiral's grandson, the Earl
Of Romney. Modern research reports
rather In favor Of the murder theory.
The ring was eventually recovered, and
altered into the form of a locket and
set with diamonds it is precious relic
of the Berkeley family.
The theory as to how it passed into
the possession of the family of the
original donor is that Lady Shovel re-
ceived it from the murderess, as stated.
and bequeathed it at her death to Lord
Berkeley. Several old works of refer
ence contain the baseless story that
Lady Shovel was aboard the Associa-
ton and was drowned along with her
husband. BY the way, her ,ladyship's
ghost is supposed to walk at midnight
in the avenue Of May place, hartford,
Kent, once the home Of the Shovels.-
London Globe
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28
(First publication Dec. "a, 1900
Certificate Of Copartnership

We, the undersigned, Henry L.
Reade and C. D. Edick, residents of
the city of Bismarck, in the county Of
Burleigh and state of North Dakota,
do hereby certify that we are a CO.
partnership transacting business in
said city of Bismarck, county and
state aforesaid, under the firm name
and style of H. L. Reade & Co., and
that the place of business of said CO.
partnership is in the city Of Bismarck,
in said Burleigh county and state Of
North Dakota.
Dated at Bismarck, North Dakota,
September 20, 1904.
Henry L. Reade,
C. D. Edick.
State of North Dakota, county az
Burleigh, SIS.
On this goth day of September, "A.
D. 1904, before me, William r. Coch-
e, notary public in and for said
county and state personally appeared
Henry L. Reade and c.. D. Edick
know to me to be the same persons
who are described in and who execut-
ed the foregoing and above instru-
ment and severally acknowledged that
they executed the same.
(SeaD WILLIAM F. COCHRANE,
Notary Public, Burleigh County, N.
D. My commission expires July 9Th,
1909.
USE TRIBUNE WANT COLUMNH.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28
(First publication Dec. "a, 1909
Notice Of Hearing Application for
Druggists Permit

NrlISI puDlICdIlOu DeC. 1f, lSV1J
Notice of Hearing Application for
Druggists Permit
State of North Dakota, county of
Burleigh, SIS.
In the county court.
Pursuant to an order of this court,
made on the 21st day of December A.
D. 1907, notice is hereby given that
on Tuesday, the 4th day of February,
A. D. 1908, at 10 o'clock in the fore
noon of that day, at the court rooms
of this court, at the County Court
House, in the city of Bismarck, coun-
ty of Burleigh, and state Of North Da-
kota, has been appointed by the judge
of this court as the time and place
for hearing the petition of Anil P.
Lenhart, of the city of Bismarck, in
said Burleigh county, for the granting
to him of a druggists perment to cell
for medicinal, scientific and mechani-
cal purposes, malt, vinous, spurious,
fermented or other Intoxicating IL
quors at his place of business, Main
street, lot 8, block so O.P., in the city
of Bismarck, county of Burleigh, and
state of North Dakota, when and
where any person interested in the
granting of said petition may appear
and contest the same under the pro-
visions Of the law, and they will be
heard.
Dated at Bismarck, North Dakota,
the 21st day of December, A. D. 1907.
(SeaD M. J. Mckenzie,
Judge of the County Court
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28

In recent letter Mr.. Thorp
wrote: have been suffering for
the last FIVE years from stomach
trouble, weak heart and poor circula-
ton of blood. / doctored with the
best three doctors l could find during
two years, but received no relief. I
was advised very strongly not to use
any whiskey, and for two years went
withoutit, but found that | would
have to 60 back to Dufy's Pure
Malt Whiskey, which I had begun
TO use at the time / was doctoring.
| have improved right along, and
know that, taken in medicinal doses,
such as you prescribe, it does me
good. am over eighty years of age,
and shall use your tonic stimulant
the rest of nv life.''
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28
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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-28
Stomach Trouble
Cured at Eighty

Mr.. Zen0 Thorp, of Hut Crimson.
Kansas. Who is so Years
Old, After Suffering Years
from Stomach Trouble,
Weak Heart and Poor
Circulation, was Cured
by Duffy's Pure
Malt Whiskey.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28
Rosy Outlook,

His wife Is learning the milliner's trade"
 Fine. He can live in luxurious ease the rest of bis life"
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28
BETTER PREPARED THAN EVER

Having put in @ steam boiler and other machinery we are better pre- pared thun ever Jo do drst-class work on short notice.
 5-2S-tf Sksgwsy Laundry
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28
CUTICURA CURED MOTHER AND BABY
Southern Woman Suffered With
 Itching, Burning RaSh-DrOve Her Nearly Crazy-Her Baby Had
 Sore on Neck, and Two Other Babies Had Skin TrOubIes-CaIIS
CUTICURA A STANDBY
 THAT NEVER FAILS HER

"I just can't say enough for the Cuti- cura Remedies, l cant find words high enough to express my thanks to God for hearing of the wonderful remedies. My baby had a running sore on his neck and nothing that did for it took effect until I used Cuticura. My face was nearly full of letter or some similar skin disease. It would itch and, after scratching, it burned SO that l could hardly stand it. Two cakes of Cuti- cura Soap and box of Cuticura Oint- ment cured me. Two years after it broke out on my hands and wrist. cured it for a while, but it came again in the summer. Sometimes l would 20 nearly crazy for it itched SO badly. i used ten dollars worth of so-called blood medicines which did no good at all, then went back to my old standby, that had never failed me. One set of Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and Cuticura Resolvent did the work. One set also cured my uncle's baby whose head was a cake of sores, and know of another woman's baby who was in the same fix and nothing else did any good. I speak Q word of praise for Cuticura whenever l see @ case that needs 1t. Mrs. Lillie Wilcher, 770 Eleventh St., Chattanooga, Tenn, Feb. l6, 1907"
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR PATENT
U. s. Land Ohice. Juneau. Alaska.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN. that Mrs. Paul Kabler. resident of Juneau, Alaskh. tho legal assignee of Mattle k. Starboard. ben CtlClOry under section 23o8, Revised Statutes Of the United States, granting additional lands tO soldiers and sailors who served in the army or navy during the war of the TO- belliOn, has applied tO enter the lands em- braCed i'm U. :. survey No. 690. more particu- larly described as follows:
 Beginning at Cor No. 1, north of Haines Mission on the west side of ChilkoOt Inlet. a stone marked S-6QO-COr i whence U. s. l.. M. No bears s, l3 deg. So min. ". 3l.i9 chains distant: thence W. 20 chains tO Cor. No, . a stone marked S-69O-COr-2; thence North 10 chains to Cor. No, 8, Stone marked S-69O- Cor 8; thence East % chains 70 Cor. No. {, q stone marked S690-COr. {; thence South 10 chains Co Cor. No. 1, the place of beginning, Magnetic variation at all corners 90 deg. W min, East.
 Any and all persons claiming adversely any portion of the above described tract are re Quired Co file with the Register and Receiver of the United States Land Office, nt Juneau, Alaska. their adverse claim thereto. under oath, during the period of publication, or within thirty days thereafter, or they will be barred by the provisions of the statute. JOHN ". DUDLEY,
 Register. IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that the fore going notice bG published for the statutory period in the SkagwRy Alaskan, a daily news paper printed at Skagway. Alaska.
 JOHN W, DUDLEY,
 Register.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28

The Fifth Avenue hotel has unlimited accommodations. Steam heat and every thing modern
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28
One Handicap.

"Gettlng your Saturdays of now" '"Yes, and Wednesdays" Say. that must be swell job." Tt has only one drawback" "Whats that?"
 "Thcre is no salary connected witt itu
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28

The Pack Train Restaurant will serve wine with dinner orders, free in place of tea or coffee. Come on boys.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28
aInO Rnwnrd sIOO

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is st least one dreaded disease. that science has been able to cure in all it's stages, and that is catarrh. HAlps Catarfh Cure is the only positive epre now known to the medical fra'ern{ Catarrh being a constitutional diset. requires con stitutioual treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces oi the system, thereby destroying. the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in do- ing it's work. The prcprietors have so much faith in its curative powets that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case 1t fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials.
 Address FL. CHENEY x Co.,, Tole- do, Ohio.
 Sold by Druggisty, 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for consti- patton.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28
A IenGer SpoA.

Your ma didn't have those things chcn she was your uge, and l guess you can get along without them" ex- claimed the distracted father to his daughter. who had just asked him to buy out millinery store or something like that.
 "No." replied the amiabIe daughter. "Shc didn't have such q kind and in- dulgcnt father as am blessed with. I've heard you say yourself that the .SIinuers were all tightwads."
 It Is useless to add that the daughter got what she wanted.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28
ANOTHER ROAD
 0N PAPER

The Alaska Terminal & Navigation company, new concern that proposes to build line from Batalla to the Fair banks district, has filed articles of in corporation with the secretary of the state of Washington. The incOrpOra- tors are TIP. Mcdonald, the well known Katalla coal operator, Clark and Chas, Davis, owners of the Katslla townsite, B. R. Hartman and Chas, Mclean, of Seattle. The new corporation is capl- tolized at sl, 1000, O,OOO,-Katalla Herald
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28

Life. When life is young And joy Is brave We give it tongue Nor in a cave Essay 70 hide The vital thing. Both far and wide We Gladness fling. When life Is old And love is kind The mirth we hold. With grlefs combined. Then hermits we And vainly ycarn For joy and glce To make return,
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-28
A WOMAN TO BE PRETTY
Must Have LuxurIant and GlOBHy Hair
 No Matter What Color.

The finest contour of 0 female face. th' sweetest smile of O female mouth, lose: something If the head iI crowned witl scant hair. Scant and ftlllnG hair. 1t is now known, is caused by parasite tha burrows Into the scalp to the root Of tho hair, where It saps the vitality. The 1t tie white scales the germ throws up r burrowlng are called dandrufr. To curl dandrutt permanently. then, and 10 stof failing hair. that germ must be killed Newbro's HerpIcide. an entirely new re. suit of the chemical laboratory. destroys the dandruht germ, and, of course, stops tho falling hair, and prevents badness Sold by leading druggists. Send 1Oc. ir stamps for sample to The Herplcdo Co.,, Detroit. Mich.
 Two sizes-5o cents and S1.O0.
 Wm. Britt, Special agent, SkagwaI