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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
YoUNesTER AN APT PUPIL.
Every indication That Tommy would
Be Successful Politician.

The children, especially Tommy,
were very much interested in the
game of politics, and father was de.
lighted with their precocity. The
other day there was more than the
usual whooping in the playroom, and
their mother found the two smaller
children assailing Tommy vigorously.
What's the matter?' she asked
Tommy, what have you been doing?"
"Nawthin: Only playing politics"
We'll, but what did you do to the
children"
Just playing convention. We
adopted the unit rule and was chair.
man OF the delegation. Then we intro
duced resolution to decide whether
they should take my apple or should
take theirs"
"Well?"
Il cast the vote Of the delegation"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
He Could Not Read IL

While visiting in a small town in
Connecticut, seven miles from tho rail-
road station, ] received occasionally
postal card from my GanCe, written
In kind of shorthand of our own.
One day when cousin was going to
the post Office | asked her to Inquire
II there was anything for me. She re-
turned, saying there was nothing. The
next day she made the same inquiry,
when the postmaster showed her a
postal card addressed to me and said:
EN-, can you read this?" She said
No" The"eupon he said: Neither
can ], and ] have been trying ever
since yesterday" This illustrates tho
fact that curiosity is not confined to
the fair sex.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
Headquarters of
General Count de Rochambeau.
Commanding the French Allies.

The general is represented at the
age OF 5S years, when he was in New.
port in 17S0-17S1. The likeness Is the
result OF much research and study on
the part of the sculptor, who was
guided principally by an engraving of
the general preserved in an official
document which he had the opportuni
ty of sketching in the National library
in Paris. Count de Rochambeau's
face, with its firm chin and strong
features, impresses the observer with
his soldierly qualities. The uniform
is that of a French general of the
period.
Beneath the medallion is a garland
composed of laurel and of oak. The
corners OF the tablet are marked with
aeur de lis, while the border is orna.
mented with stars.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
Too Rouah for the Cows.

Mrs. Rorer, of cookbook fame, tells
Of seeing maid drop and break a
beautiful platter at n dinner recent.
ly, says Everybody's Magazine. The
host did not permit trine like this
to ruille him in the least.
These little accidents happen most
every day." he said, apologetically.
you see, she isn't a trained waitress.
She was a dairymaid originally. but
she had 10 abandon that occupation
on account Of her inability to handle
the cows without breaking their
horns"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
Wanted to Be Sure.

Howard's father is named Harold,
and these two names of those so dear
TO her are often on his mothers lips
Howard had asked to be taught the
big prayer at night instead of the
childish Now lay me-" After he had
been sayias It for a month to his
mothers satisfaction, he said to her
one night as she was leaving the
room:
Mother, am not sure say that
prayer Just right Is It Howard be
thy name or Harold be thy manner"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

The reform that applies itself to the
household must not be partial. It
must correct the whole system Of our
social living 1t must come with plain
living and high thinking; 1t must
break up caste, and put domestic serv.
ice on another foundation. II must
come in connection with true accept.
ance by each man OF his vocation, not
chosen by his parents or friends, but
by his genius, with earnestness and
love. Emerson.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
STATE or ONO CRY oF TOLEDO.
LUCAS COUNTY Z IS.

FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he IA senior
partner OF the arm OF r. J. CHENEY a Co, doing
business In the city Of Toledo, County and state
Aforesaid. and that said firm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case OF CArARRH that cannot be cured by the use Of
HALLS CATAHRn cum.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
sworn TO before me and subscribed IN my presence
this 9th day OF December A. D.. 1850
! SEAL A. W. GLEASON.
t-i NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure Il taken Internally and acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system Send for testimonials free.
F.J CHENEY A CO.. Toledo. O
Sold by all Druggists, 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
StyIe ReuuIres Dash.

~ wish / had as many clothes as
my bachelor girl friend" said the i'm.
pecunious girl. She always is get.
ting something new every time | go
there"
YES" said her companion, but she
never looks stylish. You are more
stylish than she is with all her clothes
She is too neat Her excessive neat.
ness stamps her an old maid. You
must have a sort Of reckless dash
about your things to look stylish"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
HaIIeY,s Comet ln 1a1n-

From calculations made by Prof II.
c. Wilson, which are quoted in Nature
there seems reason to suppose that the
conditions under which Halley's comet
will return to us in 1910 will be much
the same as those under which II ap.
peared In 1906. II was then one of
the grandest objects which ever ap.
peared in the heavens, and made a
tremendous impression upon the
medieval world
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
TESTING PAINT,

Property owners should know how
to prove the purity and quality of
white lead the most important paint
ingredient, before paying for It. To
all who write, National Lead Co, the
largest manufacturers of pure white
lead send a free outfit with which to
make a simple and sure test of white
lead, and also free book about paint.
Their address Is Woodbridge Bldg,
New York City.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
Sometimes Hard to Tell.

George Eliot says that the expires.
sion on a womap's face when she is
sewing tells the story Of the woman's
heart II she is happy and contented.
or possibly slovenly and Indifferent,
she may smile and look the happi.
ness she either feels or is incapable
Of feeling II she has many things to
worry her and is possibly planning
how to make ten cents do a dollars
worth Of good. or II she is naturally a
vixen, IL will show in her face, so aft.
er all 1t is not safe to predicate as to
what her sewing face reveals.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

II the thumb be supple jointed the
individual is easy-going. spendthrift,
careless OF time, money, energy, op.
portunity and all things. II 1t be firm
jointed he is cautious, watchful, keen,
diplomatic. tireless in planning, con.
fident and sure of success, self.poised
and self-controling.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

Hon. George w. Honey, National
Chaplain u. " u, ex-Chaplain Fourth
Wisconsin Cavalry, ex-Treusurcr State
OF Wisconsin, and ex-Quartermuster
General State OF Texas q. A. r., writes
from 1900 First st., N. E., Washington,
ID. C., as follows:
IL cannot too highly recommend your
preparation for the relief of catarrhal
troubles in their various forms. Some
members of my own family have used
II with most gratifying results. When
other remedies failed, Peruna proved
most efi,scious and cheerfully certi-
fy To its curative excellence"
Mr.. Fred l.. Hcbard, for nine years a
leading photographer of Kansas City,
Mo, located ut the northeast corner OF
18th and Grand AYES, chcerfully gives
the following testimony: "ltis u proven
fact that Peruna will cure cafarrh and
grippe, and as a tonic IL has no equal
nauagists have tried TO make me take
so,no,hing else Just as good, but Peru
ma is good enough for me-"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
'veliest woman pour il
In the Museum.

Englishman lin British museum)-
This book, sir, was once owned by
Cicero.
American Tourlst-Pshaw! that's
nothing, Why, in one OF our Ameri-
can museums we have the lead pencil
which Noah used to check OF the ami.
mails as they came out of the ark.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
LED THE FRENCH FORCES.
Tablet Of Count de Rochambeau un
yelled at Newport, r. I.

Newport, r. Incidents of New
port In the days OF the struggle fol
independence are recalled by a tablet
In memory of Count de Rochambeau
who commanded the French allies
which has been placed on the house
there which was his headquarters
The memorial was made by Pierre
Feitu, a sculptor of this city. 1t was
recently dedicated through the joint
efforts of the Sons of the Revolution
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

Nine years Of this ran me down to q
state OF continual weakness and ]
thought I never would be better until
began using Doan's Kidney Pills
The Improvement was rapid, and since
using four boxes l am cured and have
never had any return of the trouble"
Sold by an dealers. so cents a box.
Foster.Mifburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
Valuation,

Surely YOU picked up something in
the way of an art treasure while you
were abroad" said the collector.
Il don't know" answered Mr.. Crum.
roy, when my new son-in-law is all
dressed up you might call him a work
OF art. But | don't believe he is any
treasure Washington Evening Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
The Usual Luck.

Hewitt-That new watch of youro is
a beauty.
Jewitt-Yes, but don't get any
chance to show It; whenever anybody
asks what time II is somebody is sure
TO see a clock before | can get my
watch out.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
Mar and Beast Alike

Only those who have suffered the
agony of eye Affections can appreciate
the blessing to humanity in DR.. Mitch
ellis famous Eye Salve. Introduced in
this region as far back as 1S49 II is
found to-day in all well regulated
homes hereabouts. Not alone the eyes
Of man but those of the dumb animals
have enjoyed its comforts. Mitchell's
Eye Saive. Sold everywhere. Price 25c.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
BUD DOBLE

The greatest of all horsemen, says; 'In
my 40 years experience with horses have
found SPOHNS DlSTEMPER CURE the
most successful Of all remedies for the
horses. II is the greateat blood purifier"
Bottle soc and sl.OO. Druggists can supply
YOU. or manufacturer agents wanted.
Send for free Book Spohn Medical Co.,
Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
MAY RECALL WI TING FANG.
Chinese Authorities Said to Object to
His Public utterances,

Washington.-Wu Ting Fang, who,
according to a dispatch from Picking.
may be recalled as ambassador OF
China TO the United States because
his public utterances in this country
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
AWFUL GRAVEL ATTACKS.
Cured by ooan's Kidney Pills After
Years Of Suffering.
F. A. Rippy, Depot Ave., Gallatin.
Tenn, says: Fifteen years ago kid.

ney disease attacked
me. The pain in my
back was so agoniz-
ing | finally had to
give up work. Then
came terrible attacks
OF gravel with acute
pain and passages OF
blood. In all l passed
rs stones, some as
large as q bean.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

Every woman knows she is shrewd
enough to manage successfully any
kind OF business she cares to en-
gage In.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

HoaX-"There's one thing that will
give you the shake and yet stay right
with you" IOaX-"What can that
be-" HoaX-"Chills and fever"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
TEA

Linger longer over it; let
it be steaming hot from
the earthen pot; and the
loveliest woman pour it.
Your grocer returns your money II you don't
IKE Schling's Best; we pay him.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
u Your Ewes Bother You

get box Of PETTIT'S EYE SALvE, old
reliable, most successful eye remedy made
All druggrtser Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
Pe-ru-na ia Tablet Form.

For two years DIR. Hartman and his
assistants have necessarily labored to
create Peruna in tablet form, and their
strenuous labors have just been crowned
with SUCCESS. People who object to
liquid medicines can now secure Peru
ma tablets, which represent the solid
medicinal ingredients OF Pcruna.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

are thought frivolous by the high Chi,
nese authorities. has been twice ap
pointed to the United States. He was
so unconventional that his govern
ment recalled him In 1898, and his
second appointment was made about
year ago. He speaks English with
hardly a perceptible accent and Is
fond Of asking questions OF everybody
and about everything, For FIVE years
he practiced law In the English COURT
at Hong Kong.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

o. Almost any man can marry money
II he Is willing to take widow older
than he is along with II.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

These Tired, Aching Feet of Yours
need Aliens ~ Ot-kaSc, Gbc az your puggist's
Write A, 8. Olmsted Lo hoy n. Y, Tor sample
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

the Society of the Cincinnati and the
Alliance Franchise.
The design consists of a medallion
portrait of the general in bronze, be
meath which is a tablet cast in the
same piece which bears the inscrip.
ton:
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

''alk not OF good life, but let thy
good life talk--Schiller.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing syrup.
For children teething, sufenH the RumH, reduces In.
nammatlo" aays pain, cures wind collie 25c bottle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

II you aon't get the best OF 1t, make
the best Of Il.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
GOOD ADVICE.

She-When you are gone I shah
pine away.
He-O, spruce up.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

one cannot quarrel II the other will
not.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
Important 20 Mothera.

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
Arizona republican., 1908-10-13
HAPPY seLacrIoNs-1n

HAPPY SElRCTIONS-In choos-
ing its precinct tickets the republic
can convention made a particularly
happy selection for justices of the
peace for Phoenix. Colonel john
stones capability- is too well known
to need comment, his record in the
office being his campaign capital.
To the other candidates on the same
ticket, N. A. Morford the older res
idents need no Introduction but later
corners may be interested in knowing
of his usefulness in the community
He is one of the pioneer residents
and for many years owned and con-
Quoted the Phoenix Herald, in it's day
the leading daily republican paper of
Arizona. Locally he and his paper
did much to lay the foundation for
the present prosperity of the valley.
Later Mr.. Morford served the county
most acceptably as probate judge.
His life work has always been such
as to give him a great familiarity
with the law and if a layman may
be so described he has naturally a
judicial temperament that should
make him an ideal administrator of
justice. In recent years he has been
engaged in the real estate business
and in every way possible furthering
the interest of the community. A
voter can make no mistake in sup
porting the republican precinct ticket
on election day. and every day be-
tween now and election day.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-13

The subject of taking over the wa
ter works plant of Evergreen Place.
which had been in the committee of
the whole was taken up. The plant is
the property of Greene and Griffin
who desire a connection with the city
plant. The tract is already piped and
has been for the last two years. SUI
perintendent Craig of the water de-
partment told the council that he had
gone over the plant and that the pipe
and the labor of putting it in, sup
posing it to be new pipe would cost
about $1,000. Deducting thirty per cent
from the value of the pipe. on the the,
DRY that it had passed one-third of it's
usefulness, it would be worth to the
city a little more than $500 1t was
estimated that the monthly revenue to
the city from Evergreen Place would
be S45 a month, a rather good invest
ment. But there was one other matter
which had been favored by the whole
committee and that was a condition
to the taking over of the plant, that
Evergreen Place should come into the
city limits. That proposition, on the
basis of the report of Superintendent
Craig will be submitted to Mr.. Greene.
Mr.. Rosenberg had come from Los
Angeles to secure a reconsideration of
the unfavDrable action taken by the
council a week ago against his hide
house on the complaint of residents in
that vicinity. He addressed the coun-
Gil and evidently made some impress
sion for the council agreed to let the
matter go over until an investigation
could be made by a committee of the
council.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-13
BOY APPREHENDED
WITH STOLEN GOODS
Manuel Espinosa Sought to Cripple
the Standard Oil Trust in Its Phoe-
nix Operations.

Standing at a counter in the Hage-
man plumbing shop with his arm fun
of brass couplings which he offered
to dispose of to the proprietor Man
uel Espinosa, a young Mexican of IA
years, wore a look which carried with
it an expression of guilt. To satisfy
his doubts as to whether the young
lad had rightfully come into posses
sion of the articles or not, Mr.. Hage-
man phoned the police department
Marshal Moore and Officer Troutman
responded. The little boy said he
had found the brass in the railway
yards. The truthfulness of his con-
fession was questioned.
Accompanied by Officer Troutman
the lad left the shop, saying that he
would point out the place where he
had found the couplings. After roam
ing around in the neighborhood of
the Standard Oil company's plant for
several minutes, during which time
the boy pleaded with the officer to
allow him his freedom, he finally
broke down and confessed his guilt
of the theft.
The lad pointed out the spot, how
ever, but it was not the place at
which he found the brasses, but rath-
er the place from which he had stolen
them. The stolen couplings are the
property of the Standard Oil COM
pany and he got them by crawling
through a hole in the. fence.
a.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-13
EXPENSES OF TRAINING
FIRE TOURNAMENT TEAM
The Chief Matter Before a Special
Council Meeting Last Night.

An adjourned meeting of the city
council was held last night at which
several matters of more or less i'm
portance was considered though final
action was taken on very few of them.
The most pressing was the application
of the fire department for an appro-
priation for the payment of the ex-
penses of the training of a team to
take part in the fire tournament at the
territorial fair
The council adopted a resolution
setting apart a sum not exceeding $500
for this purpose. That sum had al
ready been under consideration at a
special meeting of the department and
it was concluded there that it was not
enough. Before the adoption of the
resolution, William Evans, spokesman
for the department said that the sum
could not be accepted for it was be-
lieved that it would be wasted in in
adequate preparation. There was an
intimation that unless the funds were
forthcoming the Capital City might
not be represented in the tournament.
There was no i'll feeling in the matter.
There were mutual expressions of
good viii between the council and the
department. The former regretted
that it could give no more and ex-
pressed a doubt whether it had a
right to give that much. 1t had taken
the chance though on account Of its
appreciation of the fire department.
1t was suggested though that with
$500 as a starter the department might
go out among public spirited citizens
and raise the balance. Finally a
counter proposition was offered by the
department. 1t was in the nature of
a bet that the department would win
in the tournament and it provided
that the council should set aside a
sufficient sum to meet the expenses
of training and that if the department
team did not win or did not satisfy
the council of it's efficiency as a result
Of he training. the department would
reimburse the council out of its own
funds for any amount in excess of the
sum of $500 provided for by resolu
ton. After a further meeting of the
department the matter was left sus-
pended in the air
Arizona republican., 1908-10-13
NO More Grearx pourhnuts.

n Iduy III GTttIVIIIe, ,. z, recently
wrote a friend as follows:
For years, after preparing doughnuts
with the utmost care, was disappointed
to see them come out greasy and unwhole-
some looking. However, with my first use
of Cottolene for frying them, was de-
lighted, as they were brown. crisp and
delicious"
For making doughnuts. pastry, light
bread and faky biscuits I prefer Cotto-
lene to any other shortening on the mar
ket We even carry a pail of it on our
annual camping trips through the noun
tains"
Cottolene is a vegetable oil cooking
fat, made by The N K Fairbank Com
pany, Chicago, and is much purer and
more wholesome than lard. 1t is car
ried by all good grocers.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-13

The taking into camp of young
Espanosa may result in the appre-
hension of the party who has been
hacking the\ brass off of automobiles
and other brass bearing machines
about the city during the past few
months, doubtless in the belief they
could sell them for cash.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-13

II Is CrystalIized Cactus Candy,
That makes the world seem bright
Then keep a box handy
OF crystaIlized Canoy
To keep you feeling right
And if there is girl expecting
That you will call tonight,
II you want a kiss that
Is brim full of bliss, get
A package of Crystallized Candy
At Donofrios'
Arizona republican., 1908-10-13
COFFEE
Why do we drink so
much poor coffee?
Because good coffee is
so good.
so good.

Your grocer returns your money II yeu don'I
kks SshIllina'S Best: ne pay him
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-12-11

to the other, W. concluded that by run
ming along its top we would be most
certain to get a good shot. Clambering
instantly up the steep side, digging my
hands and feet into the loose snow.
and grasping at every little rock or
frozen projection. | reached the top;
and then ran forward along the ridge
a few PAGES, crouching behind the
masses of queerly-shaped sandstone;
and saw, about ninety yards off across
the ~ravine, a couple of mountain rams.
The one with the largest horns was
broadside toward me, his sturdy, mass
i've form outlined clearly against the
sky, as he stood on the crest of the
ridge. l dropped on my knee, raising
the rifle as | did so; for a second he
did not quite make me out, turning his
head half round to look. | held the
sight fairly on the pointSust behind
his shoulder and pulled the trigger.
At the report be staggered and
pitched forward, but recovered himself
and crossed over the ridge out of sight
We jumped and slid down into the ra-
vine again, and clambered up the op-
posite side as fast as our lungs and
slippery ice would let u.s.; then taking
the trail of the wounded ram we trot-
ted along. We had not far to go: for