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The state herald., 1908-05-15
You Would Not Accept Counterfeit
Money, Why Accept Counterfeit
Gouds7

Good money is made boy the Govern
mont In which you have implicit faith
and confidence Good goods are made
by manufacturers who are willing 10
stake their regulations on the quality
Of the material offered 10 you through
tho medium Of their advertisements IN
this paper. Counterfeit Food1 are not
advertised. The reason for d iB they
will not bear the close scrutiny 10
which genuine advertised goods are
subjected Counterfeit money pays
more pront 10 the ouuutoricitor Couu'
tDrfoit goods are offered 10 you for thu
game reason,
Insist on tho Genuine Reject tho
Counterfeit
The state herald., 1908-05-15
Not a Cross. Breed.

rs that your dog, john" queried
The mistress with a smiling glance at
he strange mOngrel that hid behind
The coachmans heels.
NO ma'am." replied John "he Just
rome in this morning. and | haven't
rot the heart to drive him away
He looks like a crnssbre2d, doesn't
hc?" returned the lady
"Oh. no, ma'am," was the assuring
rcjoindcr of John. "he isn't cross
breed. He is cheerful breed, He has
done no hing but hang around ard act
happy ever since he came in. Home
Magazine.
The state herald., 1908-05-15
Adnm,s PunIshment.

Arnold DAILY is responsible for this
one which happened In school whore
Bible study is part Uf the course.
What sin did Adam Cummit?'
"fle ate forbidden fruit"
Right What tempted ADAM"
Eve
Not really Eve, but the serpent
And how was Adam pUuIshml''
The gigl hcsitntcd and looked CON
fused Behind her sat a little rir'i'.
yoarold who raised her hand and said.
please. pastor, ] Eu We
"W,l. tell us. how was Adam nun.
ishrd7"
"Hc mad TO marry Eve "-YouH=s IS
Magazine
The state herald., 1908-05-15
The New Baby.

A young woman OF a religious turn
Of mind wished to announc" to a
friend the birth Of her firstbOrn child.
She sent the following telegram:
Isaiah, 90, which. being interpreted,
read, For unto ms a child is born
unto us son is given"
The friend. more literal and less
familiar with the prophets, read the
message, and said TO her husband.
Margaret has a boy. but why on rarrr
did she name him lsaiah7 lie must
be a healthy chap, though. for he
weighs nine pounds and six ounces "-
WOman's Home Companion.
The state herald., 1908-05-15

Starch. like everything else. iH be
ms constantly Improved, the patent
smrchoH put on tho market 20 years
ago Bro very different and Inferior 10
those of tho present day In tho lat
oat discovery Defiance starch all In,
furious chemicals are omitted, while
The addition Of another ingredient, In.
vented by ur. gives to the Starch u
strength aud rmnoihnosa mover Hp.
preached by other brands
The state herald., 1908-05-15

Washington Department oi
Agriculture In itH summary ~ the May
crop report places tho total area pi
winter wheat standing May iHt % be
harvested NJ sp,1bl 900 acres. which
H ~ per cent or i32g.000 acres less
than the area reported NJ sown last
'all. ana as per cent or 10000 acres
more than The area of winter wheat
harvested last YeAf The average con
iiiion 8f The growing winter wheat
May let WAS 10 hef reni " normal ne
compared with Ola ppr cent April Let
md $40 per rent May /, 1907 In rye.
lhe average condition n the crop was
io1 per cent Of normal
The state herald., 1908-05-15
RLlpZHT a NI4R AGO % %

city. The view from these elevated
stations and from back of the town
site is a charming one. on the oppo-
site shore mountains slope down TO the
water To the northwest. through IA
channel studded with islands, is stu
ated the famous Indian village Of Met
lakatla. known on the coast as the
Holy city
Prince Rupert lies in the center OF
the salmon fishing industry OF British
Columbia, and in the immediate yicin-
ity Of large number Of cannerlcs
which ship their product throughout
the world. Here Is also to be found
on the banks Of Queen Charlotte
islands the finest halibut fishing that
is known to exist, tons of which are
being taken annually to supply eastern
markets. and this traffic will be great
ly augmented upon the completion OF
transportation facilities right at hand.
Prince Rupert Is also on the route
Of the celebrated Sail up the Sound %
which. for wild grandeur. excels al,
most anything TO be found In the
world from the deck OF sea. going
ship while the trains of this new rail.
way traverse some of the finest
scenery TO be found on the American
continent
Prince Rupert Is surrounded by n
country whose natural resources are
The state herald., 1908-05-15
MeM Named.

The train had stopped at Ntlc
Town on the prairie
The passenger with the skull cap
stuck his head out OF the window Hut
read the name over the door pf tho sta
tiUn
star View" he said. Well. that's
good name, anyway"
"YoG. sir" Responded the drl ID
viIlugor ON the station platform aud
Il hl5 the burned town Ilho gln.e II
YOU aHOuld come here 10 make Iisiu'.
mister it'd staryo yuI, an right. all
right"
The state herald., 1908-05-15
Eercr Of HahIt

Rot that lady has been 10 tho mil
llnoV opening whispered the biz
waiter In the white apron
What makes you think so7' asked
the cashier
why { said Madam. what kind
uf trimmings do you like with your
ftrnk7 snd Fhr says Why. make Il
black lace and two lunches Of rcd
cherries with wire leaves"
The state herald., 1908-05-15

As my doctor did not help me began
using Doan's Kidney Pills. In few
weeks all these symptoms left me.
now weigh 1863 pounds and feel in ex.
cellent health"
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster.Milburn Co, Buffalo, n. Y.
The state herald., 1908-05-15
A Budding Financier.

DO YOU think your boy will ever at
tain your standing as hnancicrH'
81 guess he'll do, answered the omi-
nent operator. Last week he gave me
quarter to keep for him. and he llas
already drawn $2i5 on account"
The state herald., 1908-05-15
Co1,prnsstiop

Mrs nakcr Ny husband costs mo a
good dull of money
Mrs liafbUr=lrH. and hc Isn't very
good 10 yHn. either
Mrs llakor=i know Il, but I Fot
dandy lot " wedding presents with
him.
The state herald., 1908-05-15
In I. plrsb, u,. AllrN,s roor.rAor.

a nONdrT n rufnH rhInflI, Hmaft
ing. nervous feet and inEfawing nails
itH the greatest comfort discovery N
the hEu. Makes nnw shoes Easy A
certain cure for sweating feet Sold
hy Nh Druggists sbe Accept no sub
Hlitute. Trial package. FREE Ads
dress A. n, OlmHtad 10 Roy n. v
The state herald., 1908-05-15
VERY o. T.

Stork-l see you've got the govt.
Flamngo.
Flamingo-WronE. Hear OF cent?
pedc being caught scurChing?
StoTk-Yos
Flamingu-Well | put my foot on
him and got burned.
The state herald., 1908-05-15
Speaker esnnon,s birthday.

Washington Speaker Cannon was
reyenty two years old Thursday tn"
fact that the weight ~ years has not
worried him much was attesied By hls
remark when congressman remind
cd him Of his natal day
"By Jove." he sald. u hadn't thought
anything about H."
The state herald., 1908-05-15

a critical time of life
| was on the verge OF
a collapse with kid,
ney troubles, back,
ache, dizziness, puffy
dropsy swellings and
urinary Irregularities.
| lost flesh and felt
languid, nervous or
The state herald., 1908-05-15
Extraction.

How'd your scheme for extracting
gold from sea water turn Odt?'
Made my fortune"
"You really extracted gold from sea
watcr?"
Nope, but I extracted a-plouty from
those who took stock In my scheme
The state herald., 1908-05-15
IJorr, sun UstIuI,

Noe RuRc-Do you think The aurDmo-
bile la replacing the horn'
Joe Cuso-WCll, not entirely Iu,
way. I Invent found ANY aufuWuh.lr fire
my bologna yet Browning Miel.
zine
The state herald., 1908-05-15
Il May Happen.

What caused the blockade ui fra1Ir
iu this street,
"a girls spring hat blow u1
The state herald., 1908-05-15
mANruLs hND rILEs-

nrn,rr Nantst a liie Co.. 1859 if'.
meat 81, nrnNrr, i"rITHl stock west
uf DHIuHEu snip Into rErTh lrf
atHf. tafaiuH nu Duplication. I.afI
mHisH given uH tI'r nuHIH tHTFrHIH"'
HrH#U HHIfHltrH
The state herald., 1908-05-15
AT A CRITICAL TIME.
Women Are Likely to Suffer with Dan,
gerous Kidney Disorders.

Mrs, John Kirk, R. F. D. No. ., De.
troit. Mich, says: Five years ago at
The state herald., 1908-05-15
BROWN PALACE HOTEL fa,a.sss. .;. si,,

.Iv,rijss a complete NUr HI very
ptt SuPpNt9 huaf uHH.IiE UnuH 90
F|HHf IFInHH Send IHr UHT frr" ..IH#-
FrHfHH .IHrHIuF tat". itupUf rFuhurFfs'
NssoriHiiuH. tIiuaiI NufhTt ~, hFsH
NrF. Honey uu HHHH HI 100 ilWrH
The state herald., 1908-05-15

10 SEQ what h right aud not do 4
Ia want Of courage Morris.
The state herald., 1908-05-15
S22Cn O. D.

srrrF.nHrFr Fnr faF UH Send f1r nHf frHr sI-
uIaFHr aT HHdHfra HHl LHJG.H lH.sFr' w.. -
IN ne I e 1hr g-t Nnril'f slidis a it.f=
tsHs Fa HfHH-tu tasIF.HH st. isnNsr. tntHH
The state herald., 1908-05-15

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i.,tt,p. taaI taaAfrttrgs uvnNrf, i'h.aH ssaa
The state herald., 1908-05-15
Denver Directory

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The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-12-10
The Turks and Raki.

Turks often get drunk. They cheat
their religion, the dogs, to do So" said
a converted Constantinopolitan.
"Mohammed forbade wine to his
followers, but raki is made Of mastic
gum. 1t was unknown in Moham-
med's time, or of course he'd have for
hidden 1t, too, for you can get fright
fully drunk on it. l know; oh, know!
It's white drink. with sweetish
taste, good deal like gin.
"A Turkish dinner is mostly vege-
tartan affair. If you can call rakt a
vegetable 1t consists Of such things
as laort, curdled milk spiced and
scented and bakalava cakes cooked In
honey. sprayed with rosewater and
coated with saffron favored whipped
cream.
with each course you drink rakL
If. getting drunk, you get miserable
the thing to do is to crush your glass
in your hand so as to give yourself
two or three cuts. Unhappy Turks,
you must know, express their wretch
edness by cutting their hands. Look
at these scars."-Minneapoiis Journal.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-12-10
Diversified Resources Are About To Be Developed.

will be handled to large extent through
Newport.
Many small towns will be built that
will be tributary to Newport that will
receive their supplies from this point.
There is vast amount of territory to
be settled and improved in the valley
and the supplies necessary for the
rancher and mill man will all come
from here.
The logged over lands will be taken
up by the small rancher and improved
and the valley will shortly blossom like
a garden all of the way from Newport to
Metaline The men in the mines and
mills will consume large portion of
the products of the valley, and thus
make home market with better prices
than can be obtained outside.
The great Calispel valley. one of the
richest in the state, with it's rich. roll
ing prairies, will be enhanced in value
as the products of the soil can be han
uleu more tIldll dI ICSClt.
The possibilities OF the entire section
along the lne~of the road are magnifi-
cent. The fruit industry is just in its
infancy, but the quality of the winter
apples produced is unequaled in the
state Thousands of apple trees will be
planted with the next few years.
The dairying interests of the valley
are of great Importance at the present
time. Milk and butter from the Calls
pei valley ranches are now being ship
ped to Spokane and other markets in
the Inland Empire. Glover, timothy
and wild grasses are very productive
and the quality of the grasses is very
nutritious. Small grain also does nicely
in many portions of the valley. Pota-
toes grow to perfection and the yield is
enormous, equaling in productiveness
and being superior in quality to those
grown in irrigated sections.
The valley is heavily timbered with
fine timber. White and yellow pine,
fir, tamarack and cedar predominant,
although there is considerable amount
of hemlock and cottonwood. The Idaho
& Washington Northern interests con-
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-12-10

The year 1909 promises to be the most
prosperous in the history of this section
of the northwest Everything indicates
that the district about Newport will en-
joy an unprecedented boom and that
Newport will forge to the front rank Of
cities in the Inland Empire.
The construction of the Idaho 4
Washington Northern Railroad from
the ctv.north to lone and the Metallne
mining country, and the consequent
development of that section, as we'll as
providing an outlet for the products Of
the great Calispel valley will tend to
make Newport town of at least twice
is present size within the next two
years. Newport will be the base OF
supplies for the construction work to be
prosecuted this season and next, and
the chances are that it will be division
point on the new line. While the road
will only be constructed as far as lone
this season, the probabilities are that
it will be extended to a connection far
ther north with either or both of the
transcontinental lines operating in that
section.
The development of the Metaline
mining country has been retarded on
account of the poor facilities for han
ding the ore. With the Blackwell sys-
TEN tapping these immense lead and
silver deposits there will come new
era in the history of the Pend Orellle
valley. Properties that are now
only prospects will be developed into
shipping mines. The concentrators
thrt have been completed and are now
building in that camp will be crushing
the highly mineralized rock and will be
humming with activity, and the rail-
road and steamship lines will have a
great tonnage from the district. which
may be handled by a Newport smelter.
The cement deposits will be utilized
corporation having been formed by
eastern capitalists for theE purpose of
manufacturing cement as soon as the
railroad is finished. Numerous saw
mills will spring up all along the line of
The road and the river, and this product
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-12-10
A Valuable Milestone.
A well known novelist was tOurin
through Lancashire in order to lear
Of the lives of the inhab1
ants when he came upon an old ma
breaking stones on the roadside ant
4hinI,inn ho rnioht gain some know
Snecific Directions.

The message was transmitted to the
"cub' telegrapher AS written it read
pronunciation under freight house
needs attention at once"
AS delivered to the general foreman
the dispatch contained a rather star
fling bit of information. 1t read:
Found lion under freight house
Needs attention at once" To which
he replied briefly:
Feed the lion and notify the i've
stock agent"
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-12-10
Bad Luck.

Mother" said fve-year-old JACK.
show much older than you Is fatner.:
"Just thirteen years." replied the un-
suspecting parent. :,
"Well, mother" seriously coutinueu
the child. "the next time you marry
don't marry a man thirteen years older
than YOU. Don't you know it Is bad
luck Y-DelineatOr.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-12-10

troll over billion feet of standing tim
Der on both sides of the river and will
probably build large mill at some
point down the river. The logging OF
this immense body of timber will cause
thousands of dollars to be expended an
nually for many years to come and New
port will receive most of the benefit
from this source
Viewpoints railroad facilities are of the
best. The Idaho & Washington North
ern furnishes connections with practic-
ally all of the lines entering the Inland
Empire. Connections with the O. r. &
N. are made at Spokane, thus making
direct shipments to Pacific coast points,
and also with the great Hartman sys-
tenn of roads that gridiron the entire
western states. At Clagstone connec-
ton is made with the Spokane Interna-
tional, as is also one at Grand junction.
The Northern Pacific is crossed at both
Rathdrum and Grand Junction. The
Spokane international connects with
the Canadian Pacific, giving the local
shippers the benefit of the great terri
tory covered by that system. A con-
nection with the Chicago, Milwaukee &
st. Paul is safe prospect of the future.
The Great Northern main line passes
through Newport. In addition to the
main line of that road the Burlington
system is now operating through freight
trains and passenger service will soon be
installed through this place, furnishing
shippers with new outlet as far east
as Chicago.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-12-10
ArchimsGes.

ArchimeGes.
As a mec hanician Archimedes pro-
duced the correct theory of the lever
and invented no less than forty inter
esting devices. including the endless
screw, the pump, the organ and the
burning glass" with which latter
novel weapon he Is said to have set
fire to the ships Of an enemy's fleet
from a considerable distance. The sto
~ is probably fabulous, but none the
less interesting, as exhibiting the faith
of the people in the man and as indi-
eating the character Of his pursuits.
As engineer Archimedes was looked
upon as hardly less than a magician.
He produced catapults which threw
enormous stones and heavy pixies at
long range into the ranks of the enemy
or into his ships, and great derricks
were built by him with which to lift
the attacking craft out Of water or to
upset it, destroying all on board. His
proposed use of the lever meant the
production of the uncomfortable inven-
tons in machinery and engineering
construction and his own estimate Of
its importance was expressed by the
familiar quotation, "Give me wherein
to stand and I will lift the earth"
Archimedes was the first and perhaps
the most inventive and greatest Of
early engineers. His lever still moves
the world, and his spirit is inherited
by generations Of the men who have
Casters Magazine.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-04-29
Rheumatic Pains Relieved.

Mrs. Thos. Stenton, postmaster OF
Pontypool, Ont, writes; "For the
past eight years / suffered from
rheumatic pains, and during that time
I uesd many different liniments and
remedies for the cure of rheumatism.
Last summer procured bottle Of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and got
more relief from it than anything I
have ever used, and cheerfully rec
ommend this liniment to all sufferers
from rheumatic pains" For sale by
Frank Hart and leading druggists.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-04-29
HOW THE PRIZES WILL
Re DISTRIBUTED.

The automobile will be awarded TO
the young lady receiving the largest
number OF votes in the the FIVE dis
tricts. The piano the second grand
prize will be awarded to the young
lady receiving the second largest vote
in the five districts. The trips-one
in each district-the lady standing
second, will receive the scholarship
and the third will each receive the
gold watch.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-04-29

FIKsT DI5IRICT-ncludeS al City Twenty
second street to City Limits
VOTE
Miss Esther Anderson, 346 34th street. io4o
Miss Nellie Davis 1902 Franklin Observation-Disclosures. o83
Miss Mamie Wilson 64 35h street, ............. 85
Miss Annie Bne 1900 Franklin .............. $40
Miss Lille Anderson 2S48 Franklin ........... 500
Miss Nellie Anscdt 1858 Irving ........,...... 7o4
Miss Clara Larson l4li Franklin ......... 3ol
Miss May Enbcg 1928 Cedar ...... ....... $50
Miss Margaret Ayaina, 22 33d ..... 236
Miss Anna Campbell 1898 Duane Observation-Disclosures. f43
Miss Esther Matta, 1896 Grand Observation-Disclosures. f26
Miss Mary Tasa 1908 Franklin .............
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-04-29
MANY CHANGES BEING
MADE TN THE LIST
And By Saturday They Will All
Have Good Start

/ Any young lady residing in The
above mentioned territory Is eligibl,
TO compete in this contest.
| Anyone who desires TO vote in thi'
contest may do 50 by ballots cui
from the Daily and Weekly Astorian
or BY special vote coupons obtained
Iby subscribing to the Astorian. The
coupons secured by subscribing tc
the Astorian may be held as long az
desired and voted at any time up to
the desired close Of the contest, but
ballots cut from the Astorian are only
good for one week from publication
and will not be counted II voted after
the date printed on the ballot.
Persons living in one district are
not confined 10 voting for ladies in
their own particular district, but may
vote for anybody in the race.
The offer affords the girls Of As
toria and surrounding territory an
excellent opportunity TO travel or re-
cciye a business education at the ex-
pense Of the Astorian.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR VOTING.
Enter the name OF the lady whom
you wish TO secure one OF these mag
nifcent rewards in this contest at
once She may win an automobile,
piano, a free trip, or one Of the valu-
able scholarships. Better still, get the
lady TO enter her name and then vote
for her Those who get in on the
start have the best chance OF winning,
so il Is desirable that the names be
entered at once in order TO get good
start. Candidates who enter this con-
test dosnot necessarily have 10 be sub
scribers OF the Astorian. Enter your
name and your friends will do the
rest. You will be surprised 10 see
how rapidly the votes will come in,
and what little efforts is necessary 10
win one OF the rewards offered. Get
in on the start and encourage your
friends to vote for you; the rest will
be easy. You viii never know how
popular you are. until you enter a
contest OF this kind.
DISTRICTS.
The districts will be divided as fol-
lows: First district will include all
the City OF Astoria east Of Twenty.
second street; second district viii in
clude all the City OF Astoria east Of
Ninth street to Twenty-second; third
district will include all the City OF
Astoria west OF Ninth street 10 city
limits; fourth district will include all
the towns in and around Ilwaco and
Chinook; fifth district will include the
towns OF Hammond, Warrenton and
Seaside