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The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-06-23
~ iCHNoND. FREDERICKSBURG
X AND POTOMAC RAILROAD
~ schedule eiIectlve Anil IL 1Nn.

~.
Leave fredericksburg. Northwnr,l.
6:25 a. m. week DAYS. local: 500 a IN
daily; 1929 a. m. daily. local: 1883 a.
m. daily; l:2S p. m. week d.ss. G.aO p,
m. wcet days, local; T:l6 D.. an Suudas
only. local; 500 =. m. daily: 1000 p m.
daily.
Leave Fredericksburg. Southwark.
Boo a m. daily. A. G. l.. train. cor a
m. week days. loeal, SOS "a. M. SUNDAY.
only, local; lO.36 a. IN. daily. :. A I.
TRAM iSl9 =. m. week days. local: 5.26
pm. DAILY, \. C. L. train: Cas- u. m.
na',y' local. col =. m. daily. :. A. l..
Local from Washington arrives n 900
a. m week days
teed
W. z. Taylor. Traffic Manager.
&. e.. Cox. Agent
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-06-23
POTOMAC. FREDERICKSBURG
AND PIEDMONT R3liRgku
In $780,, ~
NIL. a 49,.

, Onnh-' hons - trulcf'c.e.u4. sitL b. = !. 3.
n. "A sc ery land. hoi,sar. and yirxfnia 10 Il.
Nv To- a. Orange sitr sputhrrs = - !
bhrssgeaSe = ONO a. X
The only nns - As Cazn-.iflrs. 10 - w.
esrness ba8tienslds 80
Aasesrn STANDARD Time. psiIy sac. .sss,o.,
" q. kiCAARur. tasr By su..sr
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-06-23
GOOD WHEAT CROP

Mr.. w. ID. Butzner has finished cutting
his crop of % acres OF wheat on his
farm in Spotsylvania. He says the grain
Is fine aud the heads splendidly filled.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-06-23
KING CARTER MAKES IA
MILES AN HOUR

Mr.. Douglas Carter and party OF gen
tlemen went down the river Sunday on
gasoline boat "king Carter" A test was
made of her speed, which showed II
miles in an hour.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-06-23
FOR SALE

A fine 3-year-old registered Red Pole
Bull. For particulars address, C. III.
Shaw, Aassaponax, Va.
The animal can be seen on the old j. p.
n. Crismond farm, near Spotsylvania c.
II.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-06-23
FUNERAL OF MRS. PERRY

The burial of Mrs. John J. Perry took
place at Travellers Rest burying ground
Friday p. m. Rev. Decatur Edwards
conducted the services.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-06-23
PASTOR CALLED

Rev. 7. V. McCaul, of Richmond, a
student at the University of Virginia.
has been called to the pastorate Of the
Baptist church at Orange.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-06-23
For SALE

Well built stylish surrey, seats four,
has removable top, as good as new at
half its cost, also Studebaker cart
j. VI. Favin,
le23-3t Blythedale Farm.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-06-23
ESSEX WINS AGAIN

At Montreal Saturday, in third race,
steeplechase, = miles, Green Brother 5
Essex won. There were four starters.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-06-23
FLIES DISAPPEAR

when you use Fly Ribbon. New thing,
but the best thing out Price, &c, at our
store only. w. T.. Brannan.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14
3 Q Q Q Q Q 0 . . . . Q c . . :
LEGAL NOTICES.
tFirst published In Daily Leader Dec
z, 190S)
NOTICE OF SHERlFF'S SALE or
AMI. Ennrri nrItnr

tFirst published In Daily Leader Dec
z, i90S.)
NOTICE OF SHERIFF'S SALE OF
LAND: FORECLOSURE.
Notice Is hereby given, that In pur.
suance of an order OF sale issued out
of the District court of Logan county.
Oklahoma, on the 2Sth. day of May.
1908, in an action wherein Peter Frey
wns plaintiff and Paul A. Calvert and
Eulalia f. Calvert and Ross B. Feaster.
Trustee. we're defendants. directed to
me, the undersigned Sheriff Of Logan
county, commanding me to levy upon,
and sell the following described prop.
erty:
The East haI u-2) OF Section
Twelve az and the Northeast quarter
Q-D Il Section Thirteen Q3), all in
Township Nineteen G9l North, of
Range Four ca West of Indian Merid.
ian, containing 4S0 acres more or less.
with all OF the improvements the, con
gnd the appurtenances thereunto be.
longing, lying and situate in the Coun.
ty of Logan, State OF Oklahoma. 10
satisfy judgment and decree of lore.
closure In favor of said plaintiff and
dSdliol SAT-. utltlu1ll Us ODAdlUtu anu
made in said court on the 18th day cl
May, 1908, the sum of $S0f934. and
costs. including $4,000 attorneys fee
taxed at $1,000, with interest on
S7733.75 of said judgment, at 6 pen
cent. per annum frtin the 2Sth day
Of May, 1908, and interest on the bal
ance, S315.59. Of said judgment at II
per cent. per annum from the 2sth day
of May, 1908, and costs accrulng; will
on the 9th day OF January, 1903. at the
hour of 3 p. m. OF said day, at the east
door OF the court house in the City oi
Guthrie. in said county and state, Offer
for sale aud sell to the highest bidder
for cash, the said property above
described, or so much thereof as will
satisfy said judgment, with interest
and costs.
Witness my hand this 1st day o.
December, 1908.
JOHN MAdoNEY.
Sheriff.
BY w II. Humphrey,
CHESTER A. MARR,
Attorney for Plaintiff
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

JOE.the nrayman will buy aud has
for SAFE. all kinds Of cooking anC
heating and monkey stoves. ] now
Goth Century sowing singer for sale On
trade. Sec him. To- Il. Okla. ave.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

WANTED TO TRADE Nine room
modern house and tNO lots N East
side, Tor we'll improved 100 acre farm:
give location and description IN first
letter. This property is Al and will
bear investigation. Address Owner
care Leader
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LADY WANTED

LADY WANTED Honest Industrious
woman wanted TO introduce our
large line oi fancy ami staple dress
goods, waistings, trimmings, etc
among friends. neighbors AMI towns
people We also manufacture a full
line of perfumes AMI toilet articles
no soaps. Should be able to cam
$40 or more weekly Dealing direct
from the mills our prices are low and
patterns exclusive. No money re.
quired Write us for full particulars
Standard Dress Goods Co, Dept 9
Binghamton, n. Y.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14
Model Roller Mills.
Phone EI

Mixed bran, per 100 lbs......Sl.3s
White shorts, per 100 lbs. .......3I.3.
White corn. per hushel. ..,....... $50
Kaffir corn, per bushel. ....... 50C
Oats, per bushel l.............. 9Os
Corn chop, per 100 lbs. bs.........s1.2l
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14
MISCELLANEOUS

Ready to mail copies OF The Daily
Leader Anniversary number, 10 cents
an address. Send address and money
to The Leader office. We will do the
rest.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

Leader Anniversary number centg
the copy. Send COPY back home.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

AGENTS WANTED to handle line
OF post cards. sDlendid money max
ing proposition, 500 cards free Tor
samples. The Hnlson Co. 10 Broad
ST. Boston, Mass
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

FOR SALE Fine Buffet Nearly new
Nothing like Il in city. Also Ency
clopciia Brittanic9 81 volumes. New
With Bookcase. CaH Of 2i1 E. College
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AGENTS wANTEp.

To sell They Play While They Learn
It." $3.50 per day is an easy mark
for an Industrious lady to earn each
Day. Call on or address
C. +. BERRY.
Cottage Hotel. Guthrie. Okla
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

FOX SALE -l.OO0 bushels Cow Peas
$2.25 per bushe. bags included. f. O.
B. Carmen, okla. j. =. Johnston,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

FOR sALE-GOod phonograph. Phone
MEN-Our illustrated catalogue ex-
plains how We teach barber trade IN
few weeks. mailed free. Moler Barbe.
College. Kansas City. Mo.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

BY E E. Taliman.
Phone l43.

Alfalfa hay, per 90
Prairie hay, yer ton. ..... $500 800
Alfalfa hay. per ton. baled. .... 5000
Prairie may, per ton. baled s7.0OGp9 80
Hran, per 100 lbs. bs..............S1.3O 80
yellow corn. per bushel. ..... .SOc
Cats, per bushel. ................6 soc
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14
HELP wANreo-maIe.

MEN--Our illustrated catalogue ex.
plains how we teach barber trade
in few weeks. mailed free, Moler
B6rbes College, Kansas City. Mo.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

Better get busy Il You want any sx
W. u lA' Rla Anniversary Nvmpsn
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14
goRM omx NONE SAsIv.

0 Ioe have probably Aot yst O
. formed enough habits" u Is
. likely that you would and the q
0 "ad-answering habit" G dividend
. paying one-and one that would c
= never lure you far away from the e
o best thrift-creed ever devised.
. A habit IS usually formed c
. through Yielding 20 natural lncll- c
. nation. The ad-answerlng habir c
. will have to be- cultivated per
, haps against present inclination. q
2 and through an effort OF viii
, You are not In the lahit OF say e
, Ing .'imposslhle." are yoaf &
a q q q q q q q q n q q q c, Z. Z.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

FOR SALE-School district warrant
books at Leader Office.
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LOGAN COUNTY MARKETS
Produce Market.
By wilbur Commission Co.
Phone 38.

Butter sweet packing stock .....,fic
Eggs per case .................. $500
Ffollers. ................. lie
Heus .. &C.
Young cocks, staggy each ...... 20c
Young cocks, STACEY, each. ...,.., i5c
Guineas. per dom. ..,............S1.2O 30
Hen turkeys .................. &c
Tom turkeys .................. &c
Ducks. Z. r.. F.....................6c &c
Hides.
Green salt cured. No. f...........6c Sc
Green. No I ...........,..... .5c
Bull aad stag, one cent less.
Glue, half price.
Wy. 80. s......s.,ss....- .bW lOc
Horses hides .bO@S2OO
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

HELP wANrED--FEMALE
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14
FOR RENT

FOR RENTING front Office rooms,
second floor On Harrison Ave. Ap.
ply at Leader Office.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

O @ O @ @ @ @ @ @ O @ o o o @ o
. FOR SALe-Mail boxes; approx o
o ed by postofnce department. O
o Leader office. H. o
O o o O o o @ @ o @ Q Q Q o o O
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

FOR SALE-Old newspapers at The
Leader office, zoe per hundred.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

FOR sALE-school district warrant
books at Leader office.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

FOR SALE-Columbia graphophone.
Cheap for cash. Address "Ell," care
Leader.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

Wells' he asked impstienaly.
six hundred dollars 70 the ten~
Rich. by thundeff'
Such Is the story OF the discovery OF
sae famous Trojan mine. Within a
year'f from the time when Henry Beck
er dug an oven in which 10 cook a
haunch OF venlson he aud John L.
Trimmer had more than realized their
widest dreams
HELEN INGLEHEART.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1908-12-14

FOn Furnished rooms, gas
heat. electric light, bath. etc. No.
go E. Noble ave. Phone 12i.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
American Names.

III we have some growing sense OF
desire TO touch with poetry the ter
minology OF our American towns we
have succeeded so far only in secur.
Ing a slightly picnic grove atmosphere
such as is given on by Lakewood or
Riverside.
The rich sentimentalism OF the real
estate dealer has done what Il could
considering the hurry he is in. IL we
have new manufacturing suburb.
the chances are We shall be too lazily
and fatty patriotic. call IL Lincoln and
be done with IL. or too crudely roman.
tic, In which case the secretary Of
the company will report to the direc.
tors that he has had the place incor
porated as Ivanhoe.
With the slightest dash OF poetry
in his soul he might keep true to the
strenuous character OF the place with
all its prospective labor agitatlons.
and at the same time give tinge of
beauty to the situation forever by call.
ing II Fretley. Or II Il Is place where
hammers are TO ring from morning TO
night, why not call IL Stroke instead
OF naming Il Smithville after the pres.
ent chief stakeholder In the concern ,
Atlantic Monthly.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10

Combinations OF Drugs Dangerous ~
Not Used at Once.

Just one year from the time the
medicine was lost II showed up again
at the drug store. A woman brought
IL in.
This bottle was left at our house
by mistake" she said.
The clerk read the name on the
wrapper and the date on the label.
then he called TO a man who sat lean.
ing against the cigar counter with
his head propped up in his hands.
Captain" he said. here Is that
medicine we had such a time about.
| don't see." he added, turning to the
woman. why you didn't bring IL back
sooner"
Il didn't think OF IT, she explained.
The maid took IL in one day when we
were all out. She thought 1t belonged
TO somebody in our house. II has lain
around there in a cupboard all this
while Ii never occurred to us to re-
turn IL until just this morning. and
then IL struck me you might be able
to use It."
The man by the counter lifted his
head out of his hands.
Use it7' he said. "Of course we
can. had the grip last year when
II was put up and I've got the grip
now. can take that medicine as well
as new bottle FULL
mo. you can't" said the clerk.
Some druggists might permit you TO.
but we won't. IL might upset you for
a month. Some medicines never lose
their healing power. while others not
| only fail To produce the desired Of.
feet, but become positively harmful
after standing a few months. g'he
length OF time a medicine retains its
efficacy depends upon the ingredients.
Some combinations OF drugs keep on
good terms with each other indefinite
~. while others get into q row after
being mixed together for a while, and
the man who swallows a dose OF the
stun is apt to feel a good deal worse
than before he took IL. AS n rule
medicines that are quite sweet keep
their curative virtues longer than
those that are acid or bitter. Most
any medicine can be taken in safety
six months after compromising. and
many will be all right six years hence.
Those that are not good generally take
on curdled. milky appearance: but
that is by no means an infallible test.
and the person who wishes to save his
system uncomfortable complications
would do well to let old medicines
strictly alone"
The man looked at the bottle re-
gretfully.
And that was an expensive pre-
scription, too" he said. 1T seems a
shame to waste It,"
Never mind" said the clerk, I'VE
are willing to stand the loss. We
would rather do that than TO take
chances on losing a good customer
like you"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
Collecting His Bill.

One day last summer visitors TO a
merry-go-round on vacant lot in the
outskirts OF Philadelphia were very
much touched by the melancholy de.
meanor OF a long. lean, lank individ.
ual who. suffering greatly. persisted
In riding repeatedly. At last some one
said to him alphabetically:
You appear to be In great dis
tress"
Yes" replied the man on the mer.
ry-go-round. this continual riding
round and round makes me seasick."
Well. then, why don't you quit
riding?' asked the inquisitive ques.
toner
II can't help it," replied the poor
man. The man who runs this mer.
ry-goround owes me money, and the
only way l can collect II is by taking
II out In rides"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
There are two old adages. Hast

There are two old adages, Haste
makes waste" and Make haste slow
ly," that every one should employ
when they undertake to cure a cough
In a few minutes with preparations
containing Morphine, Opium Chloro-
form or other opiates. They must
stop the cough and cause sleep quick
ly, but they also dry up the secre-
lions and constipate leaving oft
times a far worse trouble. Rydale's
Cough Elixir is Guaranteed under
the Pure Food and Drug Law to con-
tain no opiate or harmful drugs OF
any kind or character. Think about
II when you or one OF the children
nave cough. For sale by the White
Pharmacy.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
II odors only We're NourIshlno

IF one could live on doors alone"
said Mr.. Flatdweller, 1T wouldn't cost
much to live in a fat.
For there's no odor of cooking
known that you can't smell here. The
dumbwaiter shafts and the various
holes through floors and ceilings for
steam and water pipes seem to make
the whole building a sort OF universal
smell conductor in which no cooking
odor is lost, in which all odors come
TO all.
And so II anybody in the building
has roast turkey we know that. but
so, alas! do we know IL full well ~
anybody has corned beef and cabbage
or onions or fish. There is. indeed. n
surfeit OF odors. and as said II one
could live on odors what a place this
would be to board-such a vaJlety and
how cheapi"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
THE THIEF.

wicked sort OF thieving lass III
Is pert and pretty Nancy.
When trst we met--'fwas I'm the spring
At once she took my fancy.
/ thought OF her. I dreamed OF her:
Her image I'm my breast
Kept me awake-I could not sleep:
She robbed me OF my rest. -
L grew unhappy II for long s,'F's
Fate kept US far apart:
The truth 1 did discover soon.
She robbed me OF nay heart
But when I'D press her with my love,
And ask TO name the day.
Shed blush and laugh and Just evade
And then she'd steal away.
When her own way she wanted sore,
Shed piquant be. and arch.
But soon as I was on my guard
Then she would steal a march
Her father said. "will you. then, rob
Me OF my daughter. pray?"
'Oh, no." said L. you promised me
You'd give her. sir. away"
baltimore American
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
WILLIAMS
KIDNEY PILLS

Have you negrected your Kidneysf
Have you overlooked your nervous
system aud caused trouble with your
kidneys and bladder Have you
pains In loins. side, back, groins and
BLADDER Have you a fabby appear
ance Of the face, especially under
the eyes. Too frequently a desire
to pass urineI II SO, williams Kid
ney Pill will cure you.
Price soc.
For sale by The White Pharmacy.
Cor. Bland street and Princeton ave.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
Fron, the AIlmonial po,r, =, v,.,.,

From the AlmonlaI Point Of View
He--So your marriage was fall
ure?
She-Oh, l don't know.
He-Why. thought you had Sc
cured n divorce?
She-I did
Howell, don't you call that com
plete failure?
She-l1ardly. You see. my partner
made an assignment and received a
very neat sum as preferred creditor
He-Oh-um-er--I beg your par
don!-Judge.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
oregon Apples Sold at 81 Each.


The recent sale OF number OF
boxes OF winter banana apples at
Hood river at IS box has brought
up the question OF record prices for
apples. The horticultural annals OF
the state show that in 1856 one box
OF Spitzenberg apples grown In the
willamette valley and shipped TO San
Francisco Melted the shipper SEQ In
the same year three boxes OF winesaps
were sold in Portland for $l02. or $34
q box. In 1856. 5000 boxes of apples
grown in Oregon were sold at prices
which Melted the shipper 500 to $50 a
bushel In 1854, 500 boxes were sold
at from $50 to $40 box. The first lot
of apples grown on grated trees were
sold In Portland by the grower,
Henderson Luelling, at 81 an apple
Los Angeles Times.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
Wished to Be Truthful.

There are several seats up forward
In the car, sir" said the conductor to
the man who was hanging to a strap.
No. thank you" replied the strap
hanger; I'm about to write an article
for the newspapers on the street car
indignities and l want to say honestly
that I've ridden down town six sue
cessive days hanging on TO a strap!"-
Yonkers Statesman.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
A little Lobster Salad.

A little Lobster Salad,
Terrapin. and other things,
And in very little while
a Doctors phone bell rings.
~. p"
The terrapin is on his feet.
The Holsters found his claw,
And Judging from the inner man
Theirs is the "Unwrltten Law"
r.
The case Is quickly diagnosed
An Inside Information, I
On how a lobster and terrapin
Can raise 80 much tarnation.
70,
The trouble found. 1t was the thing
To furnish quick relief,
And the way OF Rydale's Stomach
Tablets accomplished this,
Was Simply beyond belief.
For sale by the White Pharmacy
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
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Good Enounh for Him.

Hewitt see that Gruet, the life
insurance agent. is married
Jewett-Yes, and his marriage is q
case OF the irony OF fate.
Hewitt-How is that?
Jewett-He didn't know until after
he was married that the woman in the
case carried lot of life insurance
and now he will have to keep up the
premiums on her policies.-Harper
Weekly.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
Discouraeinq.

Eva-And now some Danish scien.
fist has discovered that there are
germs in tears.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.! With germs
In tears and germs in kisses they must
be trying to deprive poor woman OF
all pleasures in life. --trrxR@ c~ltv
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
Too Much Rubberino.

$50 yeou were up in town a week.
said the old postmaster in the country
village.
Yeas" drawled Farmer Hardapple.
and l rubbered every day and every
night"
Gosh! How did yeou feel when yeou
came homer"
Just like an automobile"
Like an automobiles"
Yeas. rubber-tired.' - Chicago
Daily News.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
Confirming the DIsappoaranoe.

City Editor--ln this story you say
the automobile disappeared in cloud
OF dust"--and 1t has been raining for
two days.
Cub Reporter-one on me, old man.
How'll IAN eruption OF mud" do?-
Puck.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
A Deep Cutter.

Rollins was out on revenue cut.
ter last night
Collins thought you went sleigh.
gliding?
Rollins-Well It made quite a cut I'm
by revenue Judge.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
Not Polite.

"Mr. Gruff showed me the other day
some rude attempts he had made at
carving"
II couldn't imagine him making any
other kind OF attempts at anything -
Baltimore American.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
Settled.

Knicker-There are no rich men in
Heaven.
Bocker-No. II the camel did get
through the eye OF the needle 1t would
be called naturefake JUDI
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
The Poor Poet.

The poet has no easy task y, A
When laurels lac would win: ~
lie has to turn his poem out I
Before he turns IL In.
And when ho has his verses penned,
There seems TO be no doubt,
As soon as he has turned 'om in
Some one will turn him out
-Yonkcrs Statesman
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10
ere THOUGHT Ho was.

Evangelist-My friend, are you liv-
ing right?
Hardened Sinner-Must be, sir!
Haven't needed a doctor for 90 years.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-01-10

Il had no idea you were inclined TO
be decidedly gay, Ethel"
How do you mean?"
You've been reaching for high balls
the whole ternoon!"-Chicago Jour
nal