Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-11-20

Briggs-Why, in nine cases out of ten
a man is free to marry again.--Lffe.
Landlady-You Will either have to
1 pay what you owe or leave. Slowpay
Thanks. The last place 1 was ae
they made me do both.-Stray Stor-
les.
| Mrs, Gallamer-Isnt Mr.. Grabben.
stacker ladies' tailor? Mrs. PLUM
meram-Not exclusively. Mrs. ssuus
dam is one Of his customers.-Br Brooklyn,
Life.
Pat--I hear yer wolfe is sick Moike7
Mike-She Is thot. Pat-Is il danger
Gus she Is? Mike-Divil a bit She's
too weak to be dangerous any more -
New York sun.
Mr. Howard-Isn't IL wonderful
much Marvellous Do you know,
when l first saw 1t for full moment
couldn't Brooklyn Life
Jasper Whenever a great man dies,
Longhair writes a poem about him.
Rasper--Well / must commend his
consideration in not writing II before
the great man dies,--Boston Globe
Howell Rowell thinks he In tho
whole thing Powell--Yes, IL he leans
against post for few minutes no
has the idea that the post couldn't
stand without him.--Lippincott's Mag.
azine.
Where do you work, my good man7%
In n powder factory" "Mercyf
/ What hazardous occupation" Oh
no, mum. l seldom meets any auto
mobiles on my way to or from work"
Puck.
III say, do you think that Virgins
is n man to be trustedP 'srrusted2
Yes; rather, why I'd trust him with
my life" yes; but with anything Of
value, mean Philadelphia In
uulrer
And do you have to be called in
the morning" asked the lady who was
about to engage a new girl. II don't
have to be. num-" replied the appli-
cant, unless you happens to want
me ~ Boston Globe.
Mayme-I hate these affectIonafe
girls. Bucle-Why l always thought
you Were one of them. Mayme Wei,
anyway, ! don't want Jane Jones to
kiss me after she's been eating onions
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Lady (after rendering shilling for
fare) And here are two buns you
may have my mum. Cahby Thank
you kindly lady. suppose You don't
appen TO ave a visp OF my for the
'orse ?-Cassell's Saturday Journal.
The Angry Mother You've got an
awful nerve to ask me TO give Won back
your ball when you nearly killed one
of my children with tt, The Boy
Wen. ma'am, you've got ten children
and we've got eniy one ball. Chicago
Tribune.
Her Daughters Beau--I--er err
want to ask you, sir, for your -er -er
daughters hand, sir. Her Father
I'm not dsposing OF her in sections,
but I'm willing TO listen to any propo.
sition involving all OF her, sir Cleve-
land News
Hub But II You like the young fell
low, Kate. why do you object TO our
daughter marrying him? wife-oh.
she'll marry him for all that; but +
want TO give her chance to say, when
they quarrel that Mother didn't want
me to marry you, anyway Boston
Transcript,
"a public official must be uniiinch-
ing about laying down the laws
Yes answered Senator Sorghum,
zone OF the great difficulties is that nm
official occasionally gets confused In
stead OF laying down the law he starts
in throwing down tho law."--Wash-
ington Star.
Say, Bill" said the burglar to his
pal, ''this paper says we overlooked n
package OF bills amounting to $1,000"
Amt the depravity of the rich some
thing awfnlY replied Bin. 'Arrying
TO deceive that way. seen them bills.
They wasn't ever receipted. Phiia-
delphia Ledger.
What would you do the BRIDE
groom whispered hoarsely, "ff, by some
terrible accident, should DO drown
edT In the mild moonlight he saw
his young wife pale and shudder. ''Oh,
don't, Tom" she cried. "How can
your You know | don't look well i'm
black l"-Chicago Inter Ocean.
'Ah," said the candidate, ''this is
Farmer Whidietree's place. believe.
And you have just celebrated your gold
en- wedding, / underestimate "Golden
wedding nuthin',p was the response.
I've just been sued for $4,000 with
OF breach Of promise. You've got your
card index mixed Washington Her
aid
I've walked many miles to SEC yGu.
sir" because people told me you was
very kind to poor chaps like me- -In-
/ ftopd - said tho Oenfoi vyhifs. 3,s,5,,.d