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The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-12-02
Our $3.50 Corset

Another very popular model of heavy coutil,
beautifully made and finished showing the high
est class of workmanship This style gives the
much desired long and tapering waist effect
Hose supporters attached to front and sides. A
good corset and good value at $3.50
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-12-02
S1.oo and SIPS Corsets 75c.

Four dozen R & G and w Corsets-not all
sizes in the lot, but if you are fortunate enough
to find your size you will get big bargain. They
are regular $10O and $1.25 corsets and only be-
cause the sizes are broken you get them for 75c.
Especially worthy are our lines of cheaper cor
sets. They are copies of the higher priced mod
els and have many excellent points to recommend
them
the sides and front, also medium length and gir-
die styles for NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. soc.
Corsets and Girdles, you will wonder how we
can sell them for the small sum of ..... 25c.
Corset Clasps in black and white s. and 6-hook
lengths OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .1Oc.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-12-02
Our $500 Corset

Special for medium stout figures made of the
best coutil and closely boned, making it impossi-
BILE to wrinkle or stretch. This model has very
deep hip, extremely long back and is especially
adapted for the directoire gown. Best hose sup
porters attached to front, sides and back.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-12-02
News from the Glove Dep'mt.

good all about the kind of gloves you will proud
They Stylish wettng and wewearing gloves all the
shades match
Every navy oxbod brown gray
and line shade is because
giving the possible gloves the best possible values patrons
that do such business in this department.
Ladies Suede Gloves button length stylish LIS and 200
Ladies Shopping Gloves shades without equal for service
all sizes lZo
Gloves STOCK all
Ladies' Gloves very hn the kind with dey
suit guaranteed satisfaction refunded LBS
Ladies' best imported Kid Gloves made of whole kid guaranteed 100
Misses Kid Gloves many attractive shades 75c
Ladies' Heavy Silk with double finger tips Soc
Gloves, thing cold weather
Golf Ladies' Children, all wool .25c
Mtts all for Misses and Ladies 1Oc
white light 1Oc and 15c.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
Weather Notes.

Galveston, Dec. 29.-The disturb
ance central yesterday over the
northern part of Montana has moved
eastward to the Red River OF the
North, and there has been a general
rise in temperature from the Rocky
mountains to the Mississippi river,
except in Texas and Louisiana. The
barometric pressure has continued
comparatively low over extreme south
ern Texas. An area of high pressure
is central over the north Pacific
coast and the temperature has fallen
in that section. The pressure is also
high over eastern districts, but it
has not been attended by any material
change in temperature. Precipitation
has occurred in west and middle Gulf
states and in Tennessee. 1t has been
heavy in the interior Of east Texas.
Austin reporting 200; San Marcos,
290; Taylor, 1852, and Waco, 2.2O
inches. At time of report the wealth
er was unsettled over the eastern
half of Texas and generally fair over
the western, with temperature rang
ing from 2S degrees at Amarillo to
62 degrees at Galveston.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31

Mr.. Wiley Kelly of Tabor came in
Wednesday afternoon on the down
train.
Mrs. Margery Lawless was in the
city Wednesday from her home at
Kurten.
Mrs. c. G. Royder of Wellborn
was in the city yesterday on a shop
ping trip.
The Hindo Box Mystery at the
Cozy Friday night by Foster &Lavi-
Wan. 20
Mrs. V. r. Harder of Houston is
the guest of Miss Lila Shelburne OF
this city.
For Rent-A nice cottage on Nose
ly street near Court House. Apply to
Mrs. Alice Smith. 20
Mr.. w. T. Crenshaw of Steep Hol-
low was a business visitor to the city
Wednesday.
Miss Mary Rhodes has returned to
Franklin after a visit to Ms. John
NJ. Caldwell.
Mr. and Mrs. S. II. Dunlap left yes
terday afternoon for a visit to rela-
tives in Houston.
Mr. and Mrs. X. T. Williams have
returned to Mart after a visit to rela-
tives in this city.
Messrs. Joe Opersteny and Frank
Valenta have returned from a visit
10 relatives in Waco.
Reduced prices on all furniture, car
pets. mating. until Jan. l James &
Num-. 20
Miss Leila Yardley returned to
Franklin Wednesday after a visit to
her parents at Harvey.
Misses Winnie and Kate Henderson
returned to Cameron yesterday aft
er a visit to relatives in this city.
80 l-3 and 20 per cent saved on
every dollar spent. Nothing reserved.
A. J. Wagner & company. 81
Miss Pauline Williams, the guest
for several weeks of Mrs. w E. Har-
ris, left yesterday for San Antonio.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31

mouse during the season now closing,
and returns to his farm home where
he is successfully engaged in agricul-
ture and kindred pursuits.
Mrs. Lizzie Lucas, who has been
spending the holidays with her sis
ter. Mrs. J. NJ. Carnes. left yesterday
for Bolton to resume her duties as
one of the faculty of Baylor Female
College.
Mr.. II. l.. Wilson and son, l.. C..
Wilson, and Mr.. G. w. Wilson and
son, l.. b. Wilson, were in the city
Wednesday. Mr.. l.. b. Wilson resides
at Gilmer, and has&been spending the
Christmas holidays with his relatives
il this county. Mr.. II. L. Wilson
made The Eagle an appreciated call
while in the city
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
NEW YEAR RECEPTION.
The Bryan EIks Will Receive Their
Friends New Years Eve.

Inc bryan GlkS VIII Receive neiT
Friends New Years Eve.
Arrangements are now about COM
plete for the annual open house re-
ception which the Bryan Lodge of
Elks will tender their friends of this
city and vicinity Friday afternoon
from to o'clock.
The Elks cordially invite their
friends not only in Bryan, but in ad-
jacent towns, to be present and share
their hospitality on this occasion. The
lodge has many members in the
towns surrounding, and it is expect
ed that all these will be present, as
we'll as others and it is particularly
d tired that the ladies of Bryan and
vicinity honor the reception with their
presence. In fact, a special invita-
ton is extended them, and it is hoped
that the invitation will be unanimous
ly accepted
The committee in charge of the af-
fair is composed of Messrs. Osborne
Johnson, Hal Saunders and Jack Cor
don. which is an assurance in itself
that the reputation already achieved
by the Elks as hospitable entertain
ers will not only be maintained. but
added to.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
An Elaborate Setting.

An advance notice says:
The Woman's Hour" Adelaide
Thurston's new play by Frederick
Paulding, mas been staged in the most
lavish manner. Every bit of scenery.
every piece of furniture, bric-a-brac,
in fact all of the properties no mat
ter how small or unimportant is car
ried by the company. This, as Fran
els y. Hope. Miss Thurston's man
ager, claims, is the only way to insure
a complete performance and at the
same time present your play as it
should be presented. Miss Thurston
appears at the Grand here tonight.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
INDEPENDENCE ITEMS

Correspondence of The Bryan Morning
Eagle.
Independence, Texas, Dec. go
Christmas is over, and was enjoyed
by all the young people OF this sec
ton.
Mrs. NJ. A. Holland returned from
Mart yesterday, after a short visit
to her daughter, Mrs. Onie Hopkins.
We had preaching here Saturday
and Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. NJ. Parker visited
their old home in Bryan Christmas
WHITE LILY.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
FREDERIC DELAY.
Elected Associate Professor of Ply
sizes and Electrical Engineering.

sizes and Electrical Engineering.
Frederic Delay has been elected
associate professor of physics and
electrical engineering at the Agricul-
tural and Mechanical College of
Texas and will arrive to take the po-
sition Jan. 4, at the beginning of
the new term.
The head position in this depart
ment has been vacant during the
present session, and there were a
large number of applications. but the
governing authorities hesitated in Sc
lecting man until they could deter
mine the fitness of the various ap-
plicants. Mr.. Delay graduated from
the electrical engineering department
of the University of Wisconsin in
1902. He has since then taught four
years in the department of electrical
and mechanical engineering of the
Michigan College of Mines, and in
the electrical department of the
University OF Michigan. He comes
from the latter institution to the A.
and NJ. and is highly recommended
by NJ. e. Cooley. dean Of that school
He has had practical experience in
telephone, lighting, power and street
car work with the Chicago Telephone
company, the Western Electric COM
pany of Chicago and the United Rail
ways of Michigan. Mr.. Delay is the
son of a southern man, and he has
a brother who is a newspaper man
and was for a number of years man
aging editor of the Shreveport Daily
Times. He is married and about
thirty years of age.
Mr.. Delay has accepted the posi-
ton
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
There are forty.six Manufacturers Of

There are forty-six manufacturers of
sewing machines in America.
How many can you name? How
many did you ever hear of? One name
comes to the mind of every woman
immediately-The Singer-and there
is a very good reason.
The Singer company makes and
sells as many machines in each year as
all the other fOrty-five combined.
Phone 105, T. A. Satterwhite. sales
man and collector. If
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
TIM CARD.
bcALS AND PERSONALS.

n bcALs AND PERSONALS. I"
.
"A I'D Hunter G. Chatham's ad. 20
i II. II. Henry left Tuesday for
a Green county.
N Jew. w J. Meads of Kurten was in
II city Wednesday.
" Mr. w. d. Stallings of Tabor was
n the city Wednesday.
A Mr.. Joe Kopecky of Rye was a Wis
COR TO the city Wednesday.
Miss Leila Andrews of Union Hill
was in the city Wednesday.
Matinee every evening at the Cozy
this. week only. %
Hon. w. c. Davis left on the early
morning train today for Austin.
Mr.. r. b. Stevenson left for bust.
ness trip TO Navasota last night.
Mr. C. A. Buchanan of Kurten was
a visitor to the city Wednesday.
Mr. w. l.. Edge was a visitor from
Harris School community yesterday.
Mr. II. f. Payne of Benchley was a
business visitor to the city yesterday
FOR SALE-A few choice Berkshire
brood sows Inquire l. & G. y. depot.
25
ir. l.. S. Williams of Coleview
nsacted business here Wednesday
r. and Mrs Ed Zimmerman of
EN- were in the city Wednesday.
]. p. Gilpin, one of the enter
ing citizens of the Harris School
immunity. was a visitor to the city
,dnesday.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
What Have You Been Waiting For.

A chance to buy what you will need
in hats, shoes and furnishing goods
for the winter and early spring at a
great saving in price. Hunter &
Chatham offer this opportunity on
their entire stock from Thursday
morning Dec. Both 10 Wednesday
evening January 9Th, 1909 Read
their advertisement on page of this
issue. 20
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
New Finance Committee.

The finance committee of the First
Baptist church of this city as now
organized. is as follows: Messrs. Eu-
gene II. Edge, chairman; Webb How
ell, C.. E. Bullock. E. J. Fountain,
w. X. Sanders and Z. F. Parks.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
THE WEATHER.

Special to Bryan Morning Eagle
New Orleans, Dec. Goodnight,
fair and colder with freezing. Thurs
day, fair and colder-Cline.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
River Forecast.

There will be no important change
in the Trinity, Brazos and Colorado
rivers.
B. BUNNEMEYER,
Section Director.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-12-31
River Bulletin.

River Stages: In feet and tenths.
G5th Meridian time.)
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11
Sues for Back Taxes.

Paducah, KY, March Suits were
filed in the, McCracken Circuit Court
by w. c. Emery, State Auditors agent
to recover back taxes on $2,25O,O00
worth of tobacco. The defendants are
the American Snuff Company, two
years on 100000; Western District
Warehouse Company, four years on
$4,000; Grant e. Co., English buyers,
one year on 5000; Stahl & Co., Ital-
ian Reggie, two years on 100000, one
year on $4,000 and one year on
$3.50. eco; VI. NJ. Tucker & Co., two
years on $4,000, and one year on$1OO,-
900; e. J. O'Brien & Co., brokers, two
years on $4,000.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11
COUNTY UNIT BILL KILLED.
Lost to Future Action by Change
In Senate Rules---How
Senators Voted.

Frankfort, KY, March 7.-Ry vot
of % to 10 the Senate practically bur
led not only the county unit bill bu
the McChord tobacco bill as well. Thi
was accomplished by adopting rul
proposed by Senator Conn Linn 70
y the Rules Committee which require
two-thirds vote to call any bill
from a committee and place it on it
passage.
A short time later Senator Rive
and Senator Watkins made an effor
to call up the bill to test the new rule
and the Senate, by a vote of 20 to 10
refused to take action.
The final vote stood as follows:
FOR UNIT BILL.
Durham, (Rep); Ecton, (Dem.)
Griggsby, (Rep); Jarvis, (Rep); Ian
drum, Rep); oliver, Rep.); II. H
Smith, (Rep); John T. Smith, (Rep.)
G. A. Taylor, (Rep); Walker, RepD ;
Watkins, (Uem.); Wright, (Rep).
AGAINST UNIT BILL.
Bosworth, (Rep.); Brown, Dem f;
Campbell, (Dem); Chinn, Dem /;
Combs, (Dem); Cpreton, Rep); Don
aldson, Dem); Hogan, (Dem.); Hub
BILE, tDem); Linn, (Dem); Maxwell,
Dam); McNutt, (Dem.l; Nell, (Repl;
Newman. (Dem.); Owens, (Dem.) Pc
tiers, DEM; Renaker (Dem); Tubb,
(Dem); f. NJ. Taylor, (Dem); Wat
son, (Dem.); Wyatt, (Dem.).
One result of the action of the SEN
ate in so amending the rules as to
kill the county unit, bill
in that body, it is reported, will be
that the friends of the measure in the
Senate will move to call 1t out Of the
hands of the committee. In support
of this motion, section 46 of the Con-
stitution will be quoted, which section
provides that after a bill has been
In the hands OF committee reason
able time, without a report, any mem
Der may demand that it be reported,
without the concurrence of a two
thirds vote OF the members. This ac-
ton will have the effect, at least, of
putting the issue once more squarely
up to the Senate. Such an able lawyer
as Senator Durham is said to have Civ
en- it as his opinion that this section
Of the Constitution is applicable to
the county unit bill at the present.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

the sort. We're not in the confidence
OF the night riders. and. besides, we
love our neighbor boys too much like
a hound pup loves corn bread to want
to see their skins split up with
hickory switches, just because they
don't seem to know enough to quit
endorsing Gus Wilson and his Cat
ling guns. We don't think they are
in any danger so long as they stay
at home, for we think We can assure
them that there are no night riders
in Ohio county.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11
Home State Endorses Him.

The Minnesota Democratic State
Committee in session Friday at St
Paul adopted a resolution indorsing
Gov. John A. Johnson for the Demo-
cratic nomination for President. The
Bryan men on the committee fought
strenuously against the resolution
which was finally adopted by vote Of
6S to 20. The Bryan forces announced
that they would not be bound by the
action of the committee and formed
an organization To carry on the fight
for Bryan delegation from Mime
sofa to the Denver Convention. The
State Convention will be held in St.
Paul on May IA.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

The newspapers throughout the
country are printing strong editor
ials anent the Senatorial outcome at
Frankfort. The overwhelming major
ity of the Democratic press declare
in substance that no more infamous
piece of political business was ever
perpetrated than that a set of profess
ed Democrats should turn down reg
ularly nominated-at the hands of the
people-candidate and violate all pre-
cedent and their party instructions,
by voting for a straight out-an-out,
uncompromising Republican. So say
we all
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11
State of Ohio, City of Toledo,)

State of Ohio, City of Toledo,)
Lucas county. } IS.
Frank J.Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm Of F. ].
Cheney C Co., doing business in the
City Of Toledo, County and State afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the
sum of One Hundred Dollars for
each and every case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use of Halls
Catarrh Cure. Frank J. Cheney.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day of De-
cember, A. D., 1886.
(Seal) A. w. Gleason,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system.
Send for testimonials free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio.
sold by all Druggists, Zoe.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
situation.
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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11
Horse Kicked Him.

Mr.. Hardin Coppage sustained "a
painful and rather serious injury At
his livery stable Saturday afternoon,
when horse kicked him in the right
eye. The sight was feared for at
first, bur the eye has greatly inn
proved and there seems to be no fur
Their danger from that direction
[Leitchfield Gazette. - .:.'
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

Mrs. Hetty Green in a recent in
terview, is quoted as saying: Il
would rather see my daughter marry
a good, live newspaper man than any
Duke on earth" Speaking from the
standpoint of humble experience, but
numbered in the class of unavailable
material, and with due appreciation
of the circumstances, we would say
that We think Mrs. Hetty is a bird
of not only great wealth but rare in
tellectual plumage. Somehow we had
gotten into the habit of thinking that
the lady was cranky-and she may
be in some things-but this bokay
she throws at the boys of the ready
pencil makes us think she is pretty
near the dadgumdest most smartest
woman we know of anywhere.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

Indignation meetings are being held
at number of towns in Kentucky to
express the feelings of loyal Demo-
Gratis who feel incensed at the four
boilers who betrayed their trust, for
sock the party's accredited nominee
and voted for a straight-out Repub-
lican. Democrats all over the State
feel outraged at the Senatorial out
come.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11
Or. A. S. YeWell. OsteODath.
ic Physician. Office in Resi-
dence, Union Strebt. Hartford.

why didn't you vote for my
friendT" asked the politician Hes
the most popular man in the state"
That's the reason" answered Farm.
err Corntossel. II never yet see,a man
that made business OF bein' popular
who had much OF likin' for real
bard Washington Star.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

A Republican Governor and a Re-
publican United States Senator to
represent us at Washington-truly the
cup of sorrow of the loyal Kentucky
Democrat is full. Let us hope that
every Kentucky Democrat will learn
a lesson from this sad state of af-
fairs and never again fail to come
out and vote.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11
Caution

Never. positively never poison your lungs. Ifyou
cough-even from q simple cold only-you should
always heal. soothe. and ease the irritated bron.
chial tubes. Don't blindly suppress It with .
Supplying poison. It's strange how some things
finally come about. For twenty years DR.. shoop
has constantly warned people not to take cough
mixtures or prescriptions containing Opium.
Chloroform. or similar poisons. And nova little
late though-Congress says Put II on the label,
II poisons are in your Cough Mixture" Goodl
Very good u Here afterfor MISUNDERSTANDING
and others. should insist on having DR.. shoop's
Cough Cure. No poison marks on DR.. Shops
labels-and none in the medicine. else II must By
law be on the label And it's not only safe. but II
is said to be by those that know 1t best truly 70
markable cough remedy. Take no chance then,
particularly with your children. Insist on having
DR.. Shops Cough Cure. Compare carefully the
DR.. shoop package with others and note the
difference. No poison marks there You can
always be on the safe side By demanding
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

At last it remained for Kentucky
to do what was thought to be the, i'm
possible-furnish enough Democrats
to elect a Republican to the United
States Senate.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

A Pennsylvania preacher has de-
clared that a girl who can't cook,
shouldn't marry. 1t seems to us that
this ought also to apply in some way
to the man who lacks the ability to
provide something to cook.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

The person who scans the newspa-
pers nowadays is compelled to pass
from winter cartoons to look a
book beer goat in the face.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

1t is said that the nine-foot-sheet
bill in Oklahoma was defeated because
most of the legislators thought II
meant that the sheet should be chang
ed only once in nine days.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

We have searched the statutes and
find that 1t isn't a crime to wear too
many clothes way along into the
spring, unless part of them belong to
some other fellow and he has you ar
rested for 1t.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

We can't imagine why China is
called the Celestial kingdom" 1t new
er makes us think of heaven to see
a Chinaman.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

1t will be noticed that a fellow who
can most always beat the game, gen.
orally refuses to beat the parlor car
pet.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

The Hartford Republican says we
are trying to "sic" the night riders
on its editors. That's a mendacious,
ah- -fib! We amt doing anything of
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

The strongest plea-and the big
gest falsehood-that has been used as
justification of the action of the four
boilers who put w. o. Bradley in
the L. S. Senatorship was that Mr.
Beckham persistently refused to with
draw when he became convinced that
he could not win. 1t is a notorious
fact that every effort was made to
induce the boiling Democrats to
name their man-McCreary or any
good Democrat-and the Beckham men
would stand with them and elect
the man of their choice. AS an in
dorsenent of this, Mr.. Beckham
agreed to withdraw. But they
wouldn't. The fact is patent that they
never intended to vote for any man
except Mr.. Bradley from the begin
ming.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

Fifty-one weeks from to-day some
fellow will be inaugurated President
Of these United States. Wonder who
It will be?
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-03-11

We now have the noiseless gun,
but the noiseless politician-he is
yet to come.