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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
PROFESSIONAL REPARTEE.

Lawyer-"Your profession is a
paradoxical one, doctor, for it pro-
crosses as live science at a killing
rate"
And yours is equally so,
for your assets increase in proportion
to your disabilities. Baltimore
American
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
FITS WHILE YOU WATT

Rusty-"Ah, miss, feel one o m;
fits coming on" -. -
Dolly" Goodness! 1 hope you're
not going to have it here"
Rusty-"That's just wot wants
to see you about. For the small sum
of tuppence. I'll go somewhere else
and have it."-Ally Soper.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
UNCRAMMATICAL JUSTICE.

Prisoner at the bar" said the
magistrate, "for the crime of over,
speeding you will pay fine of $40 OF
be took to Jail for ten days"
"That's not a correct sentence
murmured the prisoner.-Philadel
phia Ledger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
Something Wrong.

New Servant-Please, mum, tn
water is cold.
Mistress water, Jane?
New Servant--Th' hot water,
mum.-Chicago News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
TWO CURES OF ECZEMA.
Baby Had Severe Attack-Grand-
father Suffered Torments with
the Disease-OWe Recovery
to Cuticura.

to CutiCura.
ain 1884 my grandson, babe, had an
attack of eczema, and after trying the doc
tors to the extent of heavy bills and an in
crease of the disease and suffering, I rec
commended Cuticura and in a few weeks
the child was well. He is to-day a strong
man and absolutely free from the disease.
A few years ago contracted eczema, and
became an intense sufferer. A whole win
ter passed without once having on shoes,
nearly from the knees to the toes being
covered with virulent sores. I tried many
doctors to no purpose. Then I procured
the Cut;cura Remedies and found immedi-
ate improvement and final cure. NJ. w.
LaRue, S45 Seventh St., Louisville, Ky,
April % and May IA, 1907"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

says. Inherlteu kiG-
ney trouble grew
steadily worse with
me until SO nervous
l could not sleep at
night. / was dizzy
aud spots f1oated be-
fore my eyes. My
back and hips ached
and evary cold SET
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
Then and Now.

Once, we are told, it took one
sermon to. convert 5000 souls; now
it takes 5000 sermons to convert one
soul-Rev. T. J. Villers, Baptist, In
dianaDoliS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

FITS, st. Vitus'Dance Nervous Diseases per-
manently cured by DR.. Hines Great Nerve
Restorer. 50 trial bottle and treatise free.
DR.. Fl. R. Kline, Id, 1881 Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrupfo Children
teething, softens thegums reaMces SIN ha1t1e
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
How God Judges,

God can doubtless read the human
heart, but He elects to judge men by
their effect on the neighborho od.-
Home Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
pe-r,,-pa Almanac in 8, OOO, 900 Homes

The Peruna Lucky Day Almanac has
become fixture in over eight million
homes. 1t can be obtained from all drug
ZOOS Almanac is already published, and the
supply will soon be exhausted. Do not put
It off. Speak for one to-day.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

A large part of the fun of staying
out all night is lost if you are a
bachelor, so that it doesn't make any
difference
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

The woman who trusts all men is
shy of experience.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

Foresight is the way you ought to
have seen thing after you saw 1t d.
rectly the opposite way.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
The Rctort Practical.

Moscnales, the most distinguished
lsacher CT the pianoforte of his time,
was particularly proud Of his staccato
playing One day, when the hand OF
an American pupil had been unusu-
ally heavy, the musician turned upon
him.
''If the keys of the piano were red
hot pokers," he said, you would
never thiai CT allowing your fingers
TO rest on them."
Il guess" the American replied,
dryIy, ''if they were red hot pokers l
shouldn't touch them at ALL
Youths Companion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

Jealousy bears a lot of fruit that /:
preserved in family jars.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. at druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

Only One "Bromo Quinlne"
That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
for the signature of E. w. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure Cold in One Day. Csc.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

WILHELM A GOOD MATCHMAKER
Emperor William hasn't had much
trouble with his daughter, but he has
been obliged to devote moro thought
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

Piles Cured in 6 to IA Days.
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrudine
Piles in to IA days or money refunded. Soc
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

From one bush last year Robert
Bowker, ofsWinslow, Me-, had pluck
ed 1921 roses, while he figured that
passing people had taken enough to
make the total an even 1000.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

Nothing is well that doesn't end
well.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
D, &,
IQQff6ifQ|Ql!l$2,'1|,r|y
NRAYNAW -
2S'%|qaW,}I|j
nGsssss====;S
HELP WANTED

She bought device to mix the bread
And one to stir the cake;
A tireless stove and a coffee-machine
And one to broil the steak.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS "NERvEs."
In Very Many Cases 1t is Weakened
Kidneys.

Mrs. Frank Roseboom, 512 South
Washington ST., Moscow, Idaho.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17

British India has the swiftest river
in the world. The Sutlej has a de-
scent OF 10000 feet in $50 mtles.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-01-17
And into her kitchen, SO Ep.to.date,

z1uU IHIU IlSI AIICHEIIJ 50 up LO-udCe,
It's pleasure, indeed, to look;
But the family's boarding while she seeks
A machinist who can cock
-Lippincott's Magazir
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-02-16
LEADING BRYAN MEN
ISSUE STRONG STATEMENT
President Harrington Endorsed--Ps-
rents and Guardians Urged TO
send Students Back 20 the
Colleue.

O'NNh>f%
The following strong statement. Is.
sued by leading business men, ed.
ucators and ministers of Bryan,
whose names are attached thereto,
was given TO the press last night for
publication. together with the follow
ing list Of papers TO which the state.
ment was Observation-Disclosures and
Dallas News, Houston Post, San An.
tonic Express, Austin Statesman. FIT.
Worth Record, Waco rlmegHerald,
El Paso Times, Beaumont Enterprise,
Abilene Reporter, Tyler Courier and
Morning Papers at Texarkana and sap
Angelo:
To the Parents and Guardians OF Stu
dents of the A. and NJ. College:
We earnestly urge that you return
your boy to the A. and NJ. College at
once to resume his studies The com
plants Of students were carefully in.
vestigated by the Board Of Directors
appointed by Governor Campbell, rep
Tesenting every portion of the state,
and they unanimously decided that
there existed not the slightest ground
for any dissatisfaction. We are firm
ly of the opinion that there exists no
reason for the present conditions
and that the administration of DR.. H.
II. Harrington has been just and that
the situation is one that is possible to
arise in any school where the regu-
lations are strictly enforced. We ask
that you do not allow your son to
start in life with the idea that he can
revolt against recognized authorities
without good cause. A large number
of the boys are at College no'T and
practically all Of them inter
viewed singly expressed great re-
gtets, but stated they were bound by
class action. We are in a position to
know the conditions existing at A.
and NJ. College and can say that af.
fairs are in the best of condition:
the attendance larger: the equipment
better and that there is more demand
for graduates OF this college today
than ever before. (Signed)
G.. S. Parker, President City Ma
tional Bank
A. w. Wilkerson, Cashier City Ma
tional Bank.
r. NJ. Gordon, vice-President, Cor.
don-Sewall Grocery Co.
II. o. Boatwright, vice-President
First National Bank.
j. W. Howell, President First Ma
tional Bank.
W. e. Saunders, President Busi-
ness League.
j. E. Butler, Mayor of Bryan.
Ed Hall, President of City School
Board.
J. H. Allen of Allen Academy
r. o. Allen, of Allen Academy.
II. W. South, of Allen Academy.
o. c. Charlton. President Texas
Woman's College.
James d. West, Pastor Presbyter
ian Church
Tyler Haswell. Senior Warden Epis-
copal Church.
James A. Challenner, Pastor First
Christian Church.
Geo. B. Butler, Pastor First Baptist
Church.
Rev. J. B. Gleissner, Pastor st.
Josephs Church.
J. B. Turrentine. Pastor of NJ. E.
Church, South
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-02-16
STATEMENT FROM A
PRESIDENT.
Mr. F. M. Law of this City Makes Ap-
peal in the Interest of the A. and
M. College.
ALUMNI

Mr.. F. M. Law of this City Makes Ap-
peal in the Interest of the A. and
M. College.
Mr. F. VI. Law of this city. presi-
dent of the State Alumni Association
of the A and NJ College. who. with
other prominent members of the
Alumni, has been active in working
among the students in the interest of
the College. on yesterday gave the
following statment TO the press:
Bryan, Texas, Feb. u, 1905
To the Alumni and Ex-students of
1he A. and NJ. College of Texas:
The President of the Alumni Asso-
citation has kept in close touch with
the situation at College, which situa-
ton has eliminated in the withdraw
al of about so per cent of the cadets.
After a careful investigation of the
existing conditions and after confer
ence with the cadets in their class
meetings, the writer, acting with
delegation of alumni from the Hous-
ton A. and NJ. Club, advised the stu
dents to remain at College and re-
sumo their studies.
This advice was given wholly with
out regard to the merits of the con-
Il oversy between the cadets and Presl.
dent Harrington, and solely because
it seemed best for the Institution and
for the students themselves.
About 100 of the cadets agreed TO
abide by the advice given and these
are still on the grounds.
We believe that the welfare of the
College should be considered over
and above all other things. The
school must be maintained and to
this end each aluminus and ex-stu-
dent of the College is urged to be
active in using his influence to per-
suade such students as have left Col
lege to return at the earliest possible
moment
All students who return will be re-
instated upon application and a YER
bal promise to abide by the rules and
regulations of the College.
You will be proud to hear that
throughout the trying course of this
unfortunate situation, the entire corps
o: cadets has maintained splendid
discipline Not one act has been
committed by any cadet inconsistent
with the conduct of a gentleman.
Their action, in so far as keeping
honor with themselves and with each
ether; has been admirable
The welfare of the Institution and
the best Interests of the cadets them
selves demand tnat they return to
school.
The alumni haze the powet, as no
others have at tLis time, to serve
their alma mater by inducing them to
return. The students can afford to
trust the alumni and to yield their own
judgment in this instance to that of
their elder brothers.
F. NJ. Law,
President Alumni Association.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-02-16
MARKED IMPROVEMENT IN
A. AND N. SITUATION.
Capt. Andrew Moses Gave Out High
" Encouraging Statement In Re
ply to Telephone inquiry Last
NIuht

Might
At s.8O O'Clock last night capt An
drew Moses. commandant Of the cofps
Of the cadets at the A. and NJ. College
gave out highly encouraging state
ment regarding the marked improve
ment in the situation at the A. and n
College Capt Moses said
"A number of parents Of students
we're on the grounds today. and all
agree that the boys should remain in
school and resume their duties. From
letters received IL is believed that the
same view will be taken by narly all
the parents of boys who have gone
home.
1T is confidently expected that a
great many of the boys will return
to College next week. Some parents
have telegraphed or telephoned that
their boys will be back Monday.
"There are now on the campus a
little over one hundred STUD :, em-
bracing members of all elias IS, and
they will remain The cadets fall in
with their companies and march to
the mess hall as usual.
81 feel very hopeful that We will
have a large battalion by the middle
of the coming week. The boys at
College are doing all in their power to
induce their comrades to return to
duty at the College"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-02-16
VETERAN OF THE KEY
MAKES A RECORD RUN
Five Hundred and Fifty Messages
Handled at Western Union Office
in Four Hours.

in Four Hours.
Friday night the local Western
Union Office, for many years under the
management of that veteran of the
key. Mr.. W. W. Harris, made a record
run in handling $50 kilograms in four
hours-from 7:45 to 11:45 Mr.. Har-
ris handled ass of the messages him
self and was warmly congratulated
by the receiving operators for the
clever manner in which the trick was
done. They told him they didn't
know he was here and that he
ought to come to town" He replied
tliat he had been to ito town" twenty
years ago, and he would like to have
gotten hold Of them then, but that
he felt now that he was too old and
stiff. But the swifts who had the hot
end of the wire are ready to vote him
a tightening singer of the first mag
nitude. The remainder of the mes
sages were handled by Mr.. Stuart Har-
ris, who has the second trick and Mr..
Whit Doremus, and both of the boys
are entitled to a liberal share of the
honors. 1t is characteristic of Bry-
an to meet emergencies, and the
splendid all day and night telegraph
service here is thing to be proud of,
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-02-16
President Alumni Association
BAYLOR WON BOTH GAMES.

In the basket ball contest at the
Allen Academy grounds yesterday af-
ternoon the Baylor team won from
the Academy boys by score of SS
to 21 Last night at the Rink the
score was "a to 16 in favor of the
visiting team. The games were good
ones and much enjoyed.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-02-16
Your Account is Solicited
svmpss Of

c. S. Parker President E. H. Astin. VcePresident
A. W. Wikerson, Cashier E. W. Crenshaw. Asst Cashr
j. W. English, j. NJ Cole, J. K Parker
The sun., 1908-05-05
SENATE R4TIFIES TREATY.
II Provides for Marking boundary line He
tween the United states and Canada.

WASHINGTON, May I.-The treaty pro-
viding for the marking Of the boundary
line between the United States and Canada
was ratified in the Senate this afternoon.
The convention was sent to the Senate by
the State Department on April lS. It had
been signed two days before by Secretary
Root and the British Ambassador, James
Bryce. The Committee on Foreign Rela-
tions reported it after some delay and when
it came up in the Senate for the first time
an objection was made by Senator Hey
burn Of Idaho. who wanted more definite
information concerning the boundary
between Idaho and Canada and as to the
effect on the location Of certain mining
properties After an explanation was
made 10 the Senator he scquiesced, No
other opposition was offered.
IL is agreed by the treaty that each Of
the contracting parties shall appoint with
out delay an expert geographer or sur
veyer TO serve az commissioners for the
purpose Of more accurately defining and
marking the international boundary line
between the United States and the Dominion
Of Canada"
The sun., 1908-05-05
Movements Of NaAaI Vessels.

WASHINGTON, May 4.-The gunboat Du-
buque has arrived at target ground OF
Cape Cruz, the gunboat Paducah at Curacao
the cruiser Des Mones and the glnboat
Eagle at Guantanamo, the collier Alexander
at San Francisco, the collier Brutus at
Norfolk and the destroyer Chauncey at
Cavite.
The gunboat Montgomery has sailed from
League Island for Newport, the tug Unoas
from Guantanamo for Port Antonio, the
tug Fortune from Santa Cruz for San Fran
CISCO the despatch boat Dolphin from
Guantanamo for Washington. the gunboat
Albany from San Diego for Pichilinque
the tug Rocket from Norfolk for Washing
ton and the destroyers Whipple, Hopkins
Stewart, Hull, Lawrence and Truxtun from
San Pedro for Santa Cruz
The sun., 1908-05-05
ANTITRUST LEGISLATION.
An EnOrt to he Made TO Draft Bill which
VIII He Satisfactory.

WASHINGTON, May 4.-Representative
Townsend Of Michigan, who is insistent
that Congress shall pass an antitrust law
at this session, was in conference on the
subject to-day with Solicitor-General Henry
NJ Hoyt Of the Department Of Justice. The
conclusion was reached, it was understood,
that the civic federation BILL which has
been construed to legalize the boycott,
presents a number Of constitutional OBJ
siacles that it will be impossible to over
come in the short time now remain ming before
adjournment.
An effort will he made TO draft a bill
aimed at unreasonable restraints Of trade.
which it is hoped will be satisfactory to the
Administration and the leaders in the House,
The civic federation bill is approved by few
members Of the House and stands no chance
at all Of favorable action in the Committee
on the Judiciary
The sun., 1908-05-05
A NAVE FOR EACH HOTEL.
BresiInJ mir. Francis" Was Imperlals
MIR. Saunders = ed as . Beat.

BreslInJ mir. Francis" Was Imperials
MIR. Saunders" Booked as . Beat.
On Tuesday last young man who regis
tered as Harvery D. Francis Of Battle
Creek, Mich. took room and bath at the
Hotel Breslin, Twenty-ninth street and
Broadway. lie ate we'll and ran his bill up
until on Saturday he owed the hotel SS7.
On his way out on Saturday Francis
stopped at the desk and deposited for COL
lection a check for $50 and incidentally
cashed two, for SIS and $40. He did
not come back, but the checks did
On Sunday Perry X. Saunders went to
the Hotel Imperial and at once deposited
a check for S7S foroollection. Yesterday
he tried 10 cash a check for sl2, but the
news from the Breslin had just come in.
The manager sent for the Bresn house
detective, who recognized Mr. Saunders
as the Breslins Mr.. Francis. He was
lodged in the West Thirtieth street police
station charged with being a hotel beat
and passing worthless checks.
The sun., 1908-05-05
CURRENCY CONFERENCE TODAY.
Republican Leaders Believe the Vreeiand
bill VIII He Made . Party Measure.


WASHINGTON, May 4.-More than iSo
signatures have been secured 10 the call
~ the Republican conference on the sub
ject Of emergency currency legislation which
will be held tomorrow night. Many mem
bers who have not signed the call will at
tend the party gathering, and the belief
Ia expressed by the leaders that the Vree-
land bill will be adopted as party meas
ure and be passed in the House,
strenuous effort was made to-day TO
get Speaker Cannon's indorsement Of a new
plan for emergency currency. This plan
was framed by Representative Hill Of Con-
neoticut along the lines Of a speech made
on the subject early In the session by Rep
resentative Serene f. Payo, the Republi-
can floor leader. II was discussed at con-
ference held to-day by the Speaker, Chair
man Fowler and Representative Prince OF
the House Committee on Banking and
Currency 1t was proposed ~ a compro-
mise
Messers. Fowler and Prince are among
the most persistent opponents OF the Nree-
land bill They were informed by the
Speaker that the disposition to be made OF
currency legislation would be- decided at
the conference tomorrow night, and he
indmated that Messrs. Fowler and Prince
should submit the Payne bill TO the con-
ference
The so-called Payne compromise pro-
vides for bond secured circulation whose
life shall be limited 70 two years The first
section Of II reads as follows:
That for period two years from and after
June t. 1908, any national banking association
which has circulating notes outstanding
secured by deposit OF United States bonds
to amount equal to It's ca pital stock actually
paid In, may make application to the Comp
troller OF the Currency for authority to issue
additional circulation TO be secured by the
deposit Of United States bonds or certificates
OF indebtedness authorized by the act Of
June 49,, 1885, which the Secretary OF the
Treasury is hereby authorized 10 use for the
purposes Of this act,
At a meeting VI the House Committee on
Banking and Currency to-day the Nree-
land bill was tabled The measure was
not discussed on It's merits Chairman
Fowler had the votes 10 do Il and he was
instrumental in tabling the latest Yree-
land bill as he was in the case Of the Aldrioh
bill and in that Of the first bill offered by
Mr. Vreeland as a substitute for the Senate
measure.
The sun., 1908-05-05
TINES SQUARE FIRE THRILLED.
Blaze In cigar store Climbs Into McGraN
BlllIaFd ROOma.


A little fire that started in the coat room
OF the United Cigars Company store on
the northeast corner of Broadway and
Forty-secOnd street caused excitement at
the crossroads about 10 O'Clock last night.
Diners in Shsnley's, the candy girls in
Repetti's and guests OF the Knicker-
booker joined the crowd on the street.
The fire burned up through into the
billiard rooms formerly occupied by Tod
Sloan and Johnny McGraw, but the FIRE
men put Il out when 1t had done some SSO8
damage. The cigar store Nas not much
injured. The clerks moved some of the
stock out into the street and the police we're
kept busy preventing losfers from getting
free smokes.
While crossing Eighth street on the way
to the fire Chief CrOker's automobile had
TO circle on two wheels around a cross
town car which had stopped in the middle
OF Broadway. Croker shouted to a police
man TO arrest the motorman. The latter.
Peter Fearon. was taken TO the Mercer
street station, but soon Capt Rush, the
Chiefs aid, came around and said that
Croker did not care to push the matter.
so the motorman was released.
Fearon said that he did not hear the
siren until he was in the middle Of Broad
way and then stopped Immediately.