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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

If we come down to the philosophy
of the thing, we are confronted with
the phenomenon that virtually all the
people in the world are engaged in the
eternal amusement of sloughing off
their inherited and familiar language
and learning to speak another No
spoken language, anywhere on earth,
has ever been the same thing for a
hundred years. Slang is sweet in all
mouths, because it is new. BY and by
slang becomes idiom; people weary of
it because it is traditional, and adopt
new phrases. The English in this re-
spect are quite as bad as we; you shall
hear a ''cinch' spoken of any day in
oxford or Cambridge or Belgravia.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Ponce de Leon, even though he did
not discover the spring of perpetual
youth in Florida, will find his final
resting place there if the Florida leg
islature has its way. That body has
taken steps to secure a removal of the
remains of the adventurous explorer
from the Church of San Jose, in San
Juan, Porto Rico, to the United States.
The governor of the State has asked
the governor of Porto Rico to cooper
ate with the committee which is to go
to San Juan after the coffin.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Fastnet Rock, off the southwest coast
of ireland. is now marked by a power
full light in new stone lighthouse re-
Gently completed. It takes the place
of q cast-iron tower stationed on the
summit of the rock, rising one hundred
and Seventy-three feet above mean low
water. The storms beat upon the
rock with such fury that the old tower
was considered as unsafe. On one oc-
caSion a cup of coffee standing on a
table in the top room was knocked to
the floor when a heavy wave sub
merged the tower. The new lighthouse
rests on the rock near the water level
For the first forty-eight feet 1t is a
solid mass of granite built up of heavy
stones dovetailed together. The upper
courses are also held together by tongue
and groove, so that it is impossible for
the waves to dislOdge any stone. The
hghtest block of granite used weighs
ty for the mariners lies nearly five
miles from land, and is kept by four
men. who are relieved every two weeks.
So lonely is the location that a plumb
er who was sent out to put the piping
in the new tower begged piteously to
be taken back to land after he had
worked one day, and he had to be re-
placed by & less timid man.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
Not Good Twice.

Lincoln's stories grow better and
better as he grew older, One Of the
best was told to visitor, who congrat-
ulated him on the almost certain pur-
pose on the part Of the people to re-
elect him for another term of four
years
Mr.. Lincoln replied that he had been
told this frequently before, and that
when it was first mentioned to him he
was reminded of a farmer in Illinois,
who determined to try his own hand at
blasting.
After successfully boring and filing
in with powder. he failed in his effort
to make the powder go off: and after
discussing the cause with locker on.
and failing to detect anything wrong
in the powder. the farmer suddenly
came to the conclusion that it would
not go off because it had been shot be-
fore
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

One pint milk, one-fourth cup butte,
one-fourth cup sugar, one level gJ
spoonful salt, One-haIf yeast cake dis
solved in one-fourth cup lukewan wa.
ter, one cup steamed and sifted SQUASH
about six cups -four. ScaId the min
and add the butter, sugar and salt
When lukewarm add the yeast sQus,
and flour. Cover and let rise Oye,
night. In the morning knead sham
into biscuits and let rise until we'll
pulled. Bake in a hot oven for tweny
minutes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

q suit In court setting forth It's uue 70 the
bonds and asked decree finding the amount due
thereon and directing that stock pledged should be
sold and that a money judgment should be rendered
against the State of North Carolina.
The day that fixed for the sale of those bonds
the Attorney General of North Carolina came to my
house for was the organ of the court in delivering
opinion and said that he had been sent by the Gov
ernor to pay the full amount that had found to be
DUE Now l submit that there response of public
opinion declaring the judgments Of that court in
this nation which Is charged with the settlement of
troverses States should be respected for the
defeated State although feeling aggrieved by the judg
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
The Graduate.

Did your daughter graduate this
spring."
Eyes, and at the head of her class"
"What did she perfect herself in?"
Biology, zoology, sociology, germolo-
g, social economy, mental therapeu-
tics, mental philosophy, the languages,
mathematics, music and elocution."
"What is she doing now?"
waiting for her mother to exercise
her knowledge Of darnology SO she can
90 to the picnic of her class"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Cut up six oranges and three lem,
ons into small pieces, using only half
of the rind of either fruit. To each
cup of fruit add one and one-half cups
Of water and boil for thirty minutes
Set aside for twenty-fOur hours then
squeeze through a jelly bag, measure
the juice, and to each cup of it allow
one and one-half cups Of granuatel
sugar. Boil for twenty-five minutes and
pour into glasses.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
Raisin Mullins,

Put into a bowl one pint sifted pastr
-four, half teaspoonful salt, onefourth
cup sugar and two level teaspoonfuls
baking powder. Mix thoroughly, then
stir in one cup prepared small seelIes
raisins. Beat one egg until light, and
one cup milk, and stir it into the flour
mixture, and then stir in two table
spoonfuls l1elted butter. When well
mixed drop into well-greased muffin
pans and bake from twenty to thirty
minutes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
EDUCATING WOMAN FOR woMANs WORK.
BY President Eliot of Harvard.

Higher education in the future
should recognize the fact that the
majority of women take up the oc-
cupation Of training children, the
married ones as mothers and many
of the unmarried ones in the inter-
est of mothers
Training children is the normal
occupation of woman, and its i'm
portance in education has probably
not been recognized because it has
not hitherto been regarded as an in
tellectual pursuit. Yet it Is the
naost intnllact,1aI occunation in the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

One egg broken in cup, and fill cup
with warm milk, one-fourth cup Of
melted butter, one-haIf cup of sugar
and one yeast cake dissolved in little
warm water; one-half cupful of cur
rants and enough sifted flour to Enead
soft. Set quite early in the morning
and when raised knead into rolls al"
let rise again. Bake about three-Qaa
tiers of an hour. Nice for tea
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
Bank of England Clerks.

The patronage Of the Bank Of Eng
land belongs entirely to the directors.
a clerk being appointed by each direc-
tor in rotation until the vacancies are
filled, with the exception Of one clerk
ship In every seven, which is given to
a son Of one Of the clerks of the estab-
lishment who has discharged his duties
t. the satisfaction Of the directors.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

The California gentleman who is try
ing the experiment of living on cactus
leaves can later add to his fame by
giving the nutritive qualities Of old
shoes q fair trial.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Among other prosperous conditions
mentioned by Secretary Wilson, Of the
agricultural department, is that of
overlooking schools. That isn't the av-
erage small boys Idea Of good times.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
NEW ERA IN INTERNATIONAL LAW.
By Secretary of State Root

We are passing undoubtedly into
a new era of international COM
munication. We have turned our
backs on the old days of armed in
vasion, and the people of every
civilized country are constantly en-
gagged in the peaceable invasion OF
every other civilized country. The
sciences, the literature, the customs,
the lessons of experience, the skill,
the spirit of every country, exer-
cise an Influence upon every other.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Nearly ten thousand people visited
the home of Longfellow last year. This
does not necessarily indicate an inter
est on the part of the American people
IN poetry. A good many of the visitors
may have thought when they started
for his home that Longfellow was a
race horse
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Dissolve a half yeast cake in gil
Of lukewarm water. Beat four 2Ss
light, add a pint of sweet milk taO''
spoonful of sugar, three tablespoons
of melted butter, three CupfulS OF nouI
sifted with a half teaspoonful OF sal
and, lastly, the dissolved yeast Dva
long and hard, set in a warm PlarS
rise, and when light bake in grease
waffle irons.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
Rhubarb Meringue.

Cut and stew some rhubarb IN a HI.
tie water, and when done whip IL iSn.
ly with an eggbeater; add to Ole 'ul j,
of the whipped rhubarb one cup u,
sugar, one-half tablespoonful Oh nVr =,
and the yolks of two eggs; Dahs u" H.. 10
open crust land after taking lroI" w
oven cover with a frosting.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Every once in q while Cuba thinks
that she would be happier if she was
managing her own affairs again, well
knowing at the same time that she can
not manage them half as well as we
can.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

This bank was talked to death, -
said the president of Kansas City's
largest financial institution as he
closed It's doors. Next to a woman's
reputation that Of a bank suffers the
most from talk.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

An exchange remarks that mo pinch
hurts like money squeeze" The writ,
er has evidently never been in the
hands of the police.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

An Eastern physician claims to have
attended 100000 lectures in his life
time The figures must include those
delivered by his wife.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

1t appears that a balloon can travel
In any direction it desires if it finds
an accommodating wind blowing that
waV
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Naturally, when an English imposter
showed up in Pittsburg it was the wife
of steel manufacturer who swallowed
the hook with the bait,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
Landing Him

Miss Gettingon-Do you pray for me,
dear DR.. Thurdleigh?
DR.. Thurdleigh-Indeed, I do.
Miss Gettingon-Oh, you dear man
Your prayers are answered. am
yours cleveland Leader.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Congress doesn't understand the
money question: says Senator Bailey
bad if the money question were the
only one Congress didn't understand.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
PUBLIC OPINION IS ALL POWERFUL.
By Justice David J. Brewer.

Lately we have had a case brought by the
State of South Dakota against the State Of
North Carolina, on some bonds issued many
years ago, under circumstances which made
them unpopular in North Carolina. The State
proposed a compromise. One who had most
Of the outstanding bonds gave to the State Of
South Dakota a certain number Of them as an
absolute donation. South Dakota commenced
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Now that King Oscar Of Sweden Is
dead the world is learning how really
great and good a man he was.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
Books

"Do you believe that everybody has
one novel in him?"
81 don't know. But judging from
the number of books constantly turned
ont I should say that everybody be-
lieved he had"-Washington Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Fine words butter no parsnips. y
runs an old saying: but one may cues
ton whether it IS as true as it is old.
A well-modulated voice, speaking the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Before giving some one piece Of
your mind it Is always best to select a
piece that you will not be ashamed Of
later
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

The ornithologist who thought he
saw snow goose in New York is in
formed it was snow goose.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

It is the car tanning the duma, in
stead Of the new duma tanning the car.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10
ne ron were q soldier. 6

II you were soldier, and had a
slight cold, and there was to be
fierce battle during the night, wouldn't
you be very much worse during the
night?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

Let the bride get as many pretty
things as possible when she is married |;
as a rule, she never gets any after
she is married.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-01-10

The devil has particularly hot fire
for the mother who sends her daugh-
ter husband hunting at Is.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-07-04
Ths Prize Winners.

Announcement = rpade that che
boys priRe. handsome nickehWsteh.
for selling thc greaiett number o.
tickets 70 NE ban EaWe Thursday A.
sernoen was awarded 10 CLARK Evans.
while tire glri's prlRe. q handsome silG
parasol. fell 10 Misy Ruth Jernigan
The memhers % the hand deslrc 70
ihsnk an those who assisted them h
seltns tickets They regret that AL
could nos receive priae.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-07-04

here for several years. and their nu-
merous friends are always glad to
greet them.
T. Al chastain Of Live Oak is in
the city. Accompanied by Ed Eng
fish of TItusville. Mr.. Chastain came
through IN his Ford road racing car.
They left Live Oak Thursday after
noon, arriving here yesterday morn.
Ing. The gentlemen took the time
leisurely. stopping at several places
en- route. The actual running time
between Live Oak and Gainesville
was ten hours.
a. Henry Futch. the clever travel.
ing representative for tho National
Packing Company, has returned from
jacksonville and other points. Mr..
Futch has been transferred from this
division to Richmond. Va. and ex.
poets IN few days 10 leave with
his wife for that point, While friends
here regret very much to lose them
they wish them much happiness and
success In their new home.
Mrs. Il. X. Anderson and son, Ed,
Ir.. and Mrs. w. r. Webb. OF High
sprlnga. passed through the city yes.
terday They were en- route to Dune
din, where they have rented furnish
ca cottage FOR the next month. Mas
ter Ed Is the center OF attraction
wherever be Is. He IL an unusually
nne baby age two months. and
weighing fifteen pounds His parents
aud their friends are naturally very
proud OF MIN. 1n.
Mr.. and Mrs. O. G. Tousey have
been anticipating with q great deal
OF pleasure a visit from their son, W.
II. Toasey. and his bride. but
are now disappointed. As they have
received information that Il win be
impossible Tor them to come, Mr..
Tousey was married two or three
days recently to Miss Cobb Of Jack.
sonville, lie Is an Old Gainesville
boy, former employ OF The sun.
and friends here extend eongratula,
tons
The State Summer Normal IL now
IN session az Gainesville. Il Is the
most successful session YET held BY
the state The number OF students
" over one hundred and atty. Or
Yoc0m and Prof Corr. wen and favor.
ably known 10 our people, as wen a.
Or, W. "A. Russell. last year princh
pal az Starke but now OF Jasper. presi.
dent ot the Florida Educational As.
ISOLATION. are members OF the faculty
and doing nne work. -RroOksyille
Argas
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-07-04

Rev. w. J. Martin Says the Farmer
Has q Profession.

fr68 . PROFESSION.
Editor sun: Allow me space in The
sun to make few words Of comment
about something Captain Lynch said
in his speech at Trenton am not
actuated by any spirit OF III feeling
toward Capt Lynch, because have
always admired him from the first
acquaintance On the occasion re-
ferfed to there were two addresses.
one by Col Matheson, the other by
Capt Lynch. the subject being "Edu-
cation" In the course OF his speech
Mr.. Lynch said THE object Of edu-
cation is to take our young people
away from the drudgery OF the farm
and place them in the professions"
Now, Mr.. Editor, the logical sequence
OF this assertion is to leave the
farmer without the dignity Of hav-
ing profession. 1t also implies that
all other professions are free from
what he chooses to call drudgery
Now, II work, which is necessary to
perform the practical duties Of life in
any profession, is what he chooses to
call drudgery, win he please tell us
which one OF the professions we may
enter without the prospect OF having
any drudgery to perform? It is not
that OF q physician, not that OF
book or newspaper publisher, or any
other that ! can think OF.
Now, Mr.. Editor, take the posi-.
tion that the farmer has profession,
calling which takes its place, and an
honorable place along with the high
est, the cleanest, the most necessary
OF all professions, and the Hntelli-
gent people Of the world are coming
10 recognize this fact more and more
as the years 20 by, There is,no call.
ing among men for which science and
education has done so much in the
last SO years, and none for which SO
much Is being done at the present
time. ! note with pleasure that our
State University has its agricultural
department. and II would be incom.
plete without It. 1t Is true that life
on the farm is developing type Of
moral and physical manhood that is
in great demand everywhere. The
fact remains that those who remain
on the farm have nothing to complain
Of or to be ashamed OF. No, sir, the
object Of an education is to enable
as 70 bring to our assistance the
scientific discoveries OF all time; in
other words. to help us to meet the
drudgery OF life and to deal with
II In that way that shall involve the
least amount Of labor and sim re.
suit in the greatest degree Of pros.
perity and Of true happiness.
w. J. MARTIN.
Wilcox. July 8, 1908.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-07-04
NEWS OF CITY AMI
COUNTY CONDENSED

Don't think that piles can't be cured.
Thousands OF obstinate cases have
been cured by Doans Ointment. so
cents at any drug store.
4. b.. and J, d. stringfellow and
y. r. Hampton left yesterday for
Tampa, where they will remain for
the next two or three days.
p. y. Brown and n. X. Thrower have
returned from points In South Florida.
the former representing the y. NJ. G..
Company, the latter the Baird Hard.
ware Company.
Misses Lena and Mary Baird OF this
city. and Miss Gertrude Westward az
Miami, left yesterday for worthing
ton springs, where they win spend
few days as guests Of Miss Mabel
Lamb.
During the summer kidney lrregu.
iarltles are often caused by excessive
drinking or being oyerheated, Attend
20 the kidneys AZ once BY using
Foley's kidney Cure. J. w. McCol.
inm q Co.
G, D. May and little SON. Master
Rouss, OF Newberry were IN the city
yesterday. Mr.. May 10 proprietor OF
che New York Racket. and one of the
most successful business men Of his
progressive town.
w. p. Riyiere and son. formerly Of
Hlgh Springs but now residing AZ
Dnnnellon. were In the city yester.
day They we're en- route home from
High Springs where they have been
ON visit to friends
Mesdames d, D. Hopson and Annie
Rynum OF Hlgh springs have return.
cd 70 their home. after a pleasant
visit 10 their sister. Mrs, h. r Arrow.
IA this city. These mdies resided
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-07-04

Rsmsey's Election Not a Prohibition
Defeat, BY Any Means.

Defeat, BY Any Means.
Editor Sun: Iagree with your ideas
as set forth IN your reply 10 cob.
server" IN The Twice-a.week Sun OF
the 25th inst
The man who has come to the con.
clusion from the result OF the pri.
mary election that Alachua county
would vote wet IN case OF a wet OF
dry election certainly does not under
stand the situation. Some OF as (the
writer for onel who supported Mr.,
Fennell In the primary did not do 80
because he had been lndorsed by the
temperance organizations, neither did
we fail 70 support Mr.. Ramsey be.
cause we did not believe him 20 be
a good and true man. or because we
thought he was leaning 10 or favor.
Ing the whiskey trafic. for we dld
not think 30. In the primary some
voted for Fennen and some for Ram.
sey, believing that they were both
good aud capable men 70 al the I'm.
portant once Of sheriff. but We are
an Ramsey men now. Yours truly.
r. T. BAKER. SIR.
Island Grove, FLA, July ?. 1905,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-07-04

Means that man and wife have Nv.
"a 20 a GOOD old age and Consequently
have kept healthy The best way 70
keep healthy Il 70 Sc that ypuF liver
does rs duty ses daya cnt ~ $50.
The only way 70 a. ihip . 20 keep
Ralaras Hefhine b ne hupse and
take & wheneyer YouF liver ges -.
active M csnts ps beitla sols -
W M An
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-07-04
MARSHAL ARROW is
DEATH TO THE DOGS
All CANNES Found UnmnzzIsd on Streets
Are Put to Death.
five WERE KILLED FRIDAY

Determined to Enforce the Ordinances
the officer Armed Himself Win
Rife and Started Upon His Journey
Of discrimination.
with determination to enforce the
ordinance ralIroaded through the City
Council at special meeting Tuesday
providing that all dogs found upon the
streets without wire muzzles should
be put to death. Marshal h. r. Arrow
armed himself VITA rifle Friday and
started out. The result was that Ave
CANNES were sent to dog heaven dur.
ing the day, which will have tenden-
cy TO impress upon dog owners that
this ordinance was not meant for a
blum or a joke.
Marshal Arrow is determined to en-
force this ordinance, regardless Of
what the owners OF dogs who permit
their animals to run at large against
the provisions Of the ordinance may
say He looks upon the matter pure
~ from a standpoint OF duty 70 his
position and 10 the people.
Owners OF dogs should take pre-
caution 20 keep same properly mug
zled, II they desire TO save them from
the deadly aim Of the onicer's srusty
rife.
Since the passage OF this special
ordinance Tor the protection OF the
general public, the excitement. which
ran high for q few days. has some
what subsided, as no further danger
is anticipated.
The record 80 far this season in
this immediate vicinity has been five
dogs killed which were supposed TO
be infected with rabies, with the re.
suit that seven persons who were at
tackled have been compelled to re-
sort 20 the Paateur treatment.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-07-04
NGEP YOUR HEAD UNCOVERED.
The caasssat wsari~u % lgnt rrevs.
safes paaaruR Gsrms.

thFFN are many men who wear their
hats practically an the Time when awake.
ana are blessed win a heavy shaek I'll
hair yes e me scalps q these same men
onee became INFESTED vita dandras
Eerms, che parasites would multiply an
the quicker fnr lack q air Baldnass
~oula ensoe az tho final result New
hro'e Heuic'de Kills these gorma ana
FiimulAteR unhealthy hair 70 absndana
grqeth, Nelnieite q Peasant hal-
cressing 90 Nen 40 danAruE cure ana
coAteina VOC aa atom cf inirrloas sah.
stance scl3 ~ ieaaing a~,Frists sena
w. 1n tiRnins fer sample a ma Hsspi.
eite Co. petr1it slich
Two EiRes--So eens ana sieR
n HnA,epRa 4 Ca Rnss,al Au.aa.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-07-04
SOUTHERN sAsE BALL GAMES.
wsdnssday's Rssulta
Southern League.

Nashville s. Atlanta o.
Birmingham 6. Montgomery 4
New Orleans S. Memphis l.
Little Rock &. Mobile 2
scush Atlantic.
sayannaA Z. Macon 8
columhia 2. Augusta 2.