The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-16
DRIFTWooD
nx the preamy NIle.
NY PHIL H. ARMSTRONG

By the Dreamy Nile. wavering palm-trees pluning 'gainst A crescent moon-boat rocking up on The Fragrance of momsa and thesweet Accacia where sorocco listeth nigh. Oh, rippiing stream that hurries to the You hold your secret weil-your mys- Where Cleopatra dreamed of conquests And slipped the perfumed spice of
 Araby!
 We knew it--Mrs. Gunnesa has bobbed up again--this time in Mexico.
 
 An Eastern "scientist" comes to the front with Ian Inexpensive process TOT iaIn rsiiabis method of working like the al and not spending a cent" was still holding its own up to the hour Of go' ing to press. 4
 How Julius Caesar managed to get along without a rubber stamp we are unable to fathora.
 There are just as good fish in the sea as ever were caught, but the meth ods of batting and casting are more diverse than formerly. 1Y
 
 The rain drove folks to cover, V Descended in a sheet,
 Ana the end-seat hog moved over
 Into the middle seat.
 Washington Herald. The end seat hog moved over
 Into the middle seat.
 APS Non sat wssnt slSGs t6at sS dRs:rests RssrsP00 -s
 Senator Culberson says "it will eith- CT be Bryan or pandemonium at Den- Now is the time of year when the city man gets his silver r-nounted-5o 5oint- ed-bamboo rod, his silk lines, his fancy minnow-bucket and sits on messy bare-foofed country boy. with his bot tle-stopper hickory limb and cotton line, and wonders why the kid catches all the fish while he gets nary a bite. And so this Congress "did" Uncle Sam for a cool billion! Enough to make the old gentleman hot under the collar.
 Don't kick at the hot weather--yOull only get hotter. .>
 An Eastern prophet predicts many disappointments in June" The result of seaside hirtations. we presume. The United States is turning out a quarter of million pianos every year. if this statement will help your nerves any.
 Blackberries and cream. (Oh what drean.)
 Blackberry pie.
 (Oh, my.) Blackberry roll.
 (Oh, my soul
 Blackberry jam.
 An athletic Philadelphia girl hit the fool who rocked -the-boat in the mouth hlm Into the Schuylkill River. That's the way to serve 'em.
 
 Pass the ice water.
 A man in Mansfield. Ohio. in appar- ently good spirits. smoked a cigar and then went to the barn and hanged himself. This doesn't speak we'll for the brand of cigar he was smoking A Kiowa chieftain in Oklahoma has bought a hearse for his family car There may be a fearful significance to his action.
 A little chlgger is a pesFy thing. A Philadelphia man cured himself of insomnia, dyspepsia and nervousness by walking IL 500 miles, but 1t is to be inferred that the crop of corns he raised thereby will make up for all Chicago claims to be the greatest art center in the world. We had ob- served that the. Autographed pictures on her hams and canned goods are very attractive.
 TWO Is company. but threes a crowd"-eyen the light is turned out in the cold. -e.r. Dear Drift-An old maid Keeps" eat Because no matter If she says scat A hundred thousand times. alack-- She has to for the -:at comes back. Blue Eyes. Richmond Va. The Sterling Bulletin has q new type setting machine and it has changed the GTopeka State Journal. We don't doubt it.
 Lucile-why are you so stuck on SEG1s MorsanMpWei. ptW7Hii people usually gel stuck on picketts, don't they-see the point?
 poctor--Now you must take this toni, i1t before the meal ana one or these pill' Patient (who lives in a cheap board, l ing house)--Very good, but, doc, wouic you mind furnishing me the meal t' Fond Papa-My dear. see by the pa | per that unless strenuous enoTts er' | exerted to conserve the forests the tim' may come when they will totally dis Anxious Mama-oh, Jack you mus sit down and write to the Presiden