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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
A Mark of Genius.

At the recent sale of the superb and
priceless Stanford White collection Miss
Elsie DeWolfe, the actress, told a not
inappropriate architect story.
"A gentleman stopped an architect
on the street." she bagan.
Good morning, Mr.. Blank. the
architect said. Are you thinking of
building again?'
No said the other. L stopped you
to inquire if you could take my son
into your office as an apprentice. With
training ! think he would some day
prove a magnificent architect
He has shown some talent, has he?'
said the architect. trifle gloomily. for
he was disappointed at not getting
another contract.
Talent? Genius, sir; positive gen
lust
What's he done?'
He's designed garden for our
Christmas tree
We'll. what is there remarkab BILE
about it?' said the architect impatient
ly.
why, sir said the other, he de-
signed that garden for three dollars.
and it cost thirty-seven.'
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Lauohter HeaIthfuI.

Laugh and grow fat is a saying that
contains a deal of truth, and is worthy
the attention of many sufferers of body
and mind. We instinctively associate
jollity with rotundity, and a sour dis
position with a spare form. The rule is
without exceptions, for we often see
people with little propensity to accu-
mulate fat that are respondent with
fun and sunshine. Such persons are
not boisterous, but possessed, it may
be, with a quiet humor, are happy and
make others happy, and they smile
easily, and perhaps laugh softly, but
they do not cachinnate. The convulsive
movements that we call laughter exert
a genuinely emphatic effect upon the
physical organism. They cause the
to dilate so that they carry
more blood to the tissues of the body
and the heart to beat more rapidly, SO
that the flow of the blood through the
vessel is FASTENED. 1t produces the
best possible conditions for an increase
of the vital processes, the tissues
thereby taking up more nutriment.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Tipperary.

The death of the Very Rev. W. V.
Jones, V. F., the beloved rector of
FethaTd. occurred at Dublin. Dec %.
TO the intense grief of his parishioners,
brother clergymen and a wide circle
of friends. The late Archdeacon Jones
was an ardent and consistent national
ist He was president of the East Tip
perary executive of the L. l. L. for
some years. and was also chairman of
the Fethard branch of the league. He
took an active and practical part in
the work of the national organization.
His sympathies were strongly with the
Gaelic league movement, and not long
ago he organized a very successful Feis
at Fethard. at which he made a most
eloquent and touching appeal for the
revival of language, music and customs
of the people. Prior to his appointment
to the important position of archdea-
con of the archdiocese of Cashel. he
was for many years pastor of Kille-
naule. where he built, a beautiful pres
bytery, and had schools, and while at
Fethard he almost rebuilt the church
and beautified the approaches and the
church yard.
The death of Patrick Quirke, J. P,
took place recently at his residence,
Toem cottage Cappawhite. He had not
been ailing long, and his demise in the
prime of life has caused the keenest
sorrow in the entire county of Tippe-
rary, where he was well known, as also
in Limerick He held his maiesty's
commission of the peace for the last
fifteen years.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
A Protestant's Tribute to the Church

We hear so much from time to time
says the London Catholic Weekly, of
the alleged antipathy on the part of the
church toward science that the follow
ing words of so distinguished man as
! Professor John Burke of Cambridge
, will be read with interest:
I'VE have heard much of late of the
evil influences of Catholicism on free
dom of discussion. With all due regard
to all the parties concerned, still ven
ture to think that the agitation was a
misrepresentation ton of the true Catholic
view. So long as a professor does not
preach heresy eX-cathedra as if he
were infallible, so long is he likely to
escape the eX-cathedra condemnation,
or public communication of the
church. The misrepresentation so often
urged of the case of Calico is a case
in point. Calico was so dogmatic that
he wanted the church to y accept his
doctrine when they were quite willing
to leave it an open question. And it is
noteworthy that the enemies of Cathol-
icism have ever been ready to misrep-
resent this and other such instances in
which authority may perhaps on the
whole have been more wisely exercised.
Il still venture to think that many
Catholic scientists are, and ever have
been, much wider in their views than
many of no religious persuasion what
soever. The conflicts which have arisen
between the church and science in the
past have since been as grossly mis-
represented as it is safe to say they
we're in the first instance due to the
most unhappy misunderstanding quite
in accordance, however, with the spirit
Of those times. But at the present day
there is little reason to suppose that
science and religion should not go hand
in hand, and, like twin sisters of twen-
ty sumpers-or. if we prefer, twenty
centurieS-each adorn, in its own way,
though witt some slight difference, the
vista of the world of which they repre-
sent the life and SOUL
The attitude of the church toward |
Calico has constituted for centuries
one of the stock arguments of anti |
Catholic controversialists. Though |
Catholic writer's have again and again |
presented the true facts of the case, the |
words Of Professor Burke are none the
less welcome.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Flax in ireland.

It appears not TO be well known that
fax was grown and linen spun and wo-
ven all over Ireland not so long ago.
The Barney tweed factory was found
ed originally in little fax mill beside
the river, the old building being still,
or very recently, pointed out to visitors.
Up to twenty years ago there were lin
en- weaVers in Kerry, at Annascaul, at
Clahane, near Tralee, and other places.
Kerry weavers worked both at wool
lens and linen, having a separate loom
for each material The fax was pulled,
cloved, Melted, and bleached by the
farmers wives and spun on the small
spinning wheels. which still exist in
West Cork and Kerry. Some farmers
in Kerry used to have long line of
women-twenty or thirty or more-em-
ployed at the operations of preparing
the fax, and a visit to a Kerry farm
house twenty or thirty years ago, when
this work was carried on, was most in
teresting.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Chinese Have No Use for Surgeons

(ChicagO JOurnaI)
1t may occur to many people that
they have never seen a Chinaman be-
reft OF an arm, leg or other member of
his body The reason for this is that
all orientals maintain profound OBJ
lection to surgical operations. Indeed,
they much prefer to die rather than to
be deprived of a member. because as
it is undeniable that they came into
the world with two arms, two legs,
eight fingers, two thumbs, etc, they
must of necessity go out of it with the
same number. Otherwise, once on the
other side, they might be sent to hunt
for a missing member and spend the
greater part of eternity in finding it.
Perhaps the nearest approach to in
ternal surgery that a Chinese doctor
will attempt is to stand on the patients
body and with bare feet move about on
the part affected.
In dentistry the Chinese have reached
the discovery that the nerve is worm
and the best method to treat an aching
tooth is to loosen it by driving in
wedges in order that the worm may es-
cane
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Kerry.

The obsequies of Mother NJ. Liguori
O'Farrell of the Mercy convent, Kill
larney, whose death occurred Dec Z,
took place on Dec. 9. among every
mark of profound and general sorrow.
The deceased lady was received into
the order sixty-three years ago, and
was beloved not alone by the sisters.
but by the general public Of Killarney.
At the obsequies the Most Rev. Dr.
Mangan presided, the celebrant of the
high mass being Very Rev. NJ Fuller,
Adm, V. f.: deacon. Rev. D. O'Connor,
c. C; sub-deacon, Rev. Father, Moyni-
han; master of ceremonies, Rev. C. j.
Fitzgerald,
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
LATEST IRISH NEWS.
From The Pilot.
Clare.

The funeral of the late Daniel Ho-
gan, Market street, Ennis, a young
man who was most highly. esteemed by
all who knew him. took place on Dec.
%, when practically the whole town at
tended to pay the last tribute Of re-
spect and sympathy.
The Rev. Brother Patrick Godfrey
Neylon, son of the late Michael ]. Ney-
lon of Bawnkyle, COrofin. and brother
of Michael Neylon, Mill street, and of
Mrs. Thomas Casey, Jail street, Ennis,
left Ireland on st. Stephens day for
work in Australia.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Gold In Ireland.

Gold has been found in Ireland in
several places-in Swanlinbar district,
for instance, and notably at the base
Of Croghan, Kineella county. Wicklow,
some Of the gold nuggets picked up in
the Avoca river weighing up TO twenty
four ounces. It is well authenticated
that 10000 pounds in gold has been lift
ed in this district. 1t is not so well
known that gold has been found both
fn Kerry and Donegal. Silver and sill
yer lead is found in several places in
Ireland. The ancient records tell of a
famous gold worker at the smelling
works at the base of the Sugarloaf
mountain. beyond Enniskerry. Gold
has been found at Glenasmole, and Kin
ahan tells of a nugget that was picked
up by some children in St. Stephens
Green, where il was brought in a load
Of gravel from the Dodder.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25

WHEN A TELLER SAYS "HELLo."


Don't it drive that homesick feelin'
clean out of yer heart an mind,
An jest Danish al yer troubles an yer
ills of ev'ry kind,
IT, when you are in a country where
the faces are all new,
A Teller says Hello" to you an you
say "Howdy-do?"
An you git a hearty handshake-one
that knocks yer troubles fat,
Cause there amt no gloomy feelin' in
a feller's grip like that;
Fer you sort o. feel he means jest what
he tells you. through an through
When he hollers Hello to you an you
answer "Howdy-do."
Makes you feel you amt stranger
any longer, don't you know,
If you git that sort O. greetin' ev'ry-
where you chance to go.
An a teller grabs yer ripper when he
sees yer feelin blue,
An jest hollers Hello" to you an you
answer "Howdy-do."
Tell you what, it chases trouble from
yer section mighty quick,
If yer feelin' plumb discouraged, meb-
by lonesome er homesick,
If some happy-lookin' stranger takes an
interest in you.
Jest by sayin' Hello" to you an you
tell him "Howdydo."
So, when you meet with a stranger who
is lookin' glum aH5sad,
Why, you'll drive away his troubles an
you'll make him mighty glad.
If you'll do to him the way you'd like
to have folks do to you-
Jest boiler Hello" to him an he'll tell
you "Howdy-do."
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Limerick.

BY the death of Rev. Timothy Lee.
parish priest of Groom, the Gaelic
league loses one of its most active sup
porters in County Limerick. Father
Lee was a maneof wide learning, and
was devoted to the Irish language and
Irish archaeology, particularly the
archaeology Of Limerick city and coun-
~. He was a friend and admirer of
Eugene Curry, and some years ago,
when he was administrator of ST.
Johns, Limerick. he delivered a lee
ture in the Catholic club, Dublin. under
the auspices of the Heating branch Of
the Gaelic league.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
The Teeth.

The accumulation of tartar on the
teeth makes them unsightly and is
often the cause of a bad breath. If
the teeth are properly brushed each
day tartar will not have the cnance
10 accumulate, but if il has already
been allowed to do so it can be re-
moved by very simple treatment.
Moisten the tooth brush in warm wa
ter and dip it into magnesia. Rub on
the teeth, and after three applications
the tartar will have entirely disap-
peared.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
The Old Waterford Rridne.

On Dec. IS the Anticipated wooden
toll bridge that spans the SUR at Wa
terford was freed. All persons who
have ever visited the city Of Water
ford must have been struck at the
anomaly of a wooden toll bridge: and
yet the bundle of sticks" (as it has
been irreverently termed has extract
ed toll from man and beast for ia
years. From the inscription on the
central arch, it appears that the bridge
was opened for traffic on Jan. IS, 1884
and the dimensions are given as 1882
feet in length, and 40 ia breadth" For
over half a century many proposals
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25

had been made to free the bridge, but it
was not till 1905 that a viceregal COM
mission was appointed to settle the
question. At length, last summer, the
final award was made by the arbitra-
tors as to the sum to be paid the de-
benture, holders. Again, a difficulty
arose as to the procuring of sum Of
s150,000, but the money was recently
advanced by Major Villiars Stuart, the
grandson of Lord Stuard de Decies (the
hero of the Waterford election of 1926,
and now the corporation has been en-
abled to declare the bridge free.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
She Saw Her.

1.-The late Clara Bloodgood, said a
theatrical manager of Chicago, was as
witty as she was talented and beauti-
full. Sometimes. indeed, her keen wit
carried her rather far.
Il remember once, at a tea at the Au-
ditorium, remark that the brilliant
actress made to a society woman.
You were at Bar Harbor, I believe,
in the summer" said the society wo-
man.
Yes, said the actress.
And did you see much of my daugh-
ter there?'
'Ratherr was the answer. She wore
bathing suit in the morning, riding
boomers in the afternoon and low neck
at nightl
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Donegal,

There has passed away, at the viii
lage of Marin, Cornelius McCole, at the
age of los. He was born in the town
land of Clooney, a mile from where he
died. McCole spent fifteen years in
America. and on his way home was
shipwrecked twice, reaching Ireland
during the famine in 1S47. Notwith-
standing that he had lived so long, he
never saw railway train until a few
DAYS before his death
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
PURE WOMANLY.

The woman's gentle mood DER slept
Withers my love- that lightly scans
The rest. and does i'll her accept
All her own faults, but none of mans
AS man I cannot judge her i'll.
Or honor her fair station less,
Who, with woman errors. still
Preserves a woman's gentleness.
Coventry Patmore, The Angel in thC
House"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Brief Bits.

A cubic foot of lead weighs 7.112
pounds; of mercury, cubic foot weighs
$40 pounds.
The Lizard light stands go feet above
sea level. The lighthouse was built as
long ago as 1751.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
LOVES PASSING.

Love passed me by, yet in his passisng
bent
Such eyes of pity on my discomfort
That almost was ! comforted. All, me,
If but Loves pity solaces like this
What were Loves love, his handclasp
and his kiss
To those poor souls he passes utterly
-Theodosia Garrison.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
The Beauty Bath.

The quick beauty bath every morn
ing with ,tepid water and a handful of
salt and good flesh brush will make
woman bright, rested and act gener-
ally as a tonic. The morning bath is
one of the most important of all rules
for beautifying.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
For Washing Brushes.

Dissolve rock ammonia in the pro-
portion of one ounce TO two quarts of
water Dip the bristles lightly in this
and move backward and forward
Rinse thoroughly in cold water, shake
and dry in the sun.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
CIeaninqq Gloves.

In cleaning gloves in naphtha it is
better to immerse them instead of dab
bling them with a coht. Rinse them
thoroughly in clean naphtha, hang in
the air to dry and they will look quite
as well as though they had just come
from the cleaners and with less trou-
BILE than sending them there.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Sleeve SmaTtness.

Sleeves have undergone several
changes.
The very newest model is the draped
sleeve.
This is arranged in horizontal folds
to the elbow.
Like the majority of the newest tai
lor-made sleeves, it is cut in one with
the bodice.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Cleansing Cream.

Almond oil, 4 ounces: white wax. 21a
ounces: orange flower water, 4 ounces.
Melt the wax in double boiler. add the
oil slowly. When all are heated, remove
from the fire, stir until partly cool and
then beat in the orange flower water.
Beat until cold.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Advice to the Girls.

If you are not pretty you can be at
tractive and charming by cultivating
pleasant expression, by having a cheer
full disposition, and by training your
body to symmetry and gracefulness.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
RnSnnmmnn.

The death is much regretted in Ros-
common of z. ]. Hanley. inland rev.
enue officer, which occurred in Belfast.
He was son of the late P. Hanley. c.
E, Ashbrook, and brother TO NJ. ].
Hanley, Wainwright, Strokestown.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Tyrone.

The Rev. Peter Slevin, the beloved
pastor of Pomeroy. died in Dublin Dec.
% to the intense grief of people of all
classes and creeds in the district.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25

Hope buoys us up every day we live.
1t is like the wing of an angel, soaring
up to heaven, and bearing our suppli-
ant message to the throne of God.
Hope should be cultivated, for it
strengthens other graces. Whatever
enlarges hope will also exalt courage.
Where hope is not, endeavor is not.
The hopeless are the helpless.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Naturally.
(Allv Sloper.)

Daughter-Papa, in time of trial,
what do you suppose brings the most
comfort to man?
Papa Ga justice of the peace)-An ac-
duittal my dear-an acquittal, of
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
Rare Gems.

The rarest and costliest gems. though
not always esteemed the most beautiful,
are pigeons blood rubies, fire opals and
diamonds that are pure, but shed dis
tinct glow of blue or pink.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
The Difference.

Ii is just as easy to fail in love with
a rich girl as it is to fall in love with
a poor one, but it IS generally easier to
marry the poor one.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
DESTINY.

Two shall sail from alien lands
To clasp in perfect faith each others
hands:
Two shall hail from alien skies
To find their true heaven in each others
eyes.
Henry Austin.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25

There is little consolation 10 the man
who has to dodge them in the announce
ment that automobiles will be cheaper
next year,
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-01-25
A Silk Waist Hint.

If a silk waist is laid away without
taking out the shields, the rubber will
cause the silk to crack in a short time.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-28
The State National Bank
Albuquerque

committee are men Of high standing
and am satisfied that au three Of You
Aih De- prompted oy the single desire
g unite pour party and to achieve ric-
tory az the November election.
This a only be done BY fairna-
10 s1ur county Convention and by the
nomination ~ good men FOR county
and territorial offices Respectfully
yours. GEORGE CURRY.
Governor Of New Mexico.
Il S. expected that the commission
viii meet for organization within the
next two or three days Formal no.
~ufieatioH ~ mis- appointment did not
reach Mr. Dieckmann until last night
end therefore no plans for a meeting
II the commission mad been made Ii
IS expected. however. that they wiI
Et together II some time before the
end NJ the week 10 consider such steps
are necessary for calling b county
mars1s
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-28
GOVERNOR SELECTS
THIRD MEMBER OF
COMMISSION
OlECKMANN HEADS
COUNTY ELECTION BOARD
Veteran Business Man Named
to Make UD Board Which
WIN Conduct Republican
Primaries.

r -
a tht 81 'it9 De anahn 81
Albuquerque 20 be rhe third member
nf tht primary election commission
snleh Wu haee rhsrE of the APP
preaching republican primarI@ fn -his
aatg replacing -he ~-sIied regu-
lar r-tp1hssezn organization and al.
other o-reanfzation. Iu conducting the
county primary. nhlch aim elect dele
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-28

FE-s GOOD ICE CREAM AND
ICF CRENN SODA WALrONs
nRTG STORE
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-28
YOUNG MAN TRIES
The CARB0LIC
ACID ROUTE
Discovery of Rash
Deed Saves Life of Nicholas
Morris, Who Escapes win
Badly Burned Throat.


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street NJ came nome at noon sunday
uh'ef tht oi liquor AFTER Dee
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r. a@Al MS SISTER TOT his razor. eNi-
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-28

OUR Foley Il QUICK SALTS
AND SNAIL PROFITS TFT IL
SLOW NoG THAT WE CAN SAVE
1ot MONEY on YOUR GRDCFR
IL G. PRATT eco. sfi :
SECOND.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-28

4 full line Of Loaded Shot
Gun Shells at Mcintosh Hard
ware Co.'S.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-28

OUR ASSORTMENT or CANNF1,
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE :
SLLECIfD S1OCk- COME ~ AMI
EXAMINE THIN " G. PRATT 4
co. 2ff SOUTH SECOND
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-28

FFE-S ROOT RETR TIN BEER
- ~ ALffN. ATOMS DRUG
STORE
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-07-28

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TORY AND MOUNTAIN MOON
Union ftNCE POSTS: GALLUP
LIMP COAL Ss.so PER my my
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