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The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
SPENDING 1T IN NEW YORK.

Upton Sinclair, the noted young
novelist, said the other day of a
spendthrift poet:
''He is a very witty fellow. Re
Gently he became quite destitute. In
his garnet in New York he lived for
some weeks on bread and olive oil.
His friends talked of taking up a
collection to send him to Canada,
where he had influential friends
who would give him work.
81 reported this project to the
young Bohemian. but he scoffed
at it.
"'Who would emigrate to Cana
d. he said, IF he had the money
TO emigrate with p"
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
UNFORTUNATE SNEEZE.

In Boston, as every one knows,
the symphony concerts are viewed
in the light of sacred ceremonials.
In this connection the story is told
of two little girls of a certain fam
lily who returned from the music
hall Gin a state of mind" One of
them carried an expression of deep
scorn; the other an air of great de-
lection.
'What is the matter, girls ?" asked
some member of the household.
'Was the concert fine?"
"The concert was all right" re-
sponded Eleanor. ''The trouble was
with Mary. She disgraced herself"
s'Disgraced herself"
eyes, she sneezed in the middle
of the symphony"
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
QUOTES DECISIONS
Which He says Show Taft Unfriendly
to Labor,

to Labor.
Pittsburg, Oct 2.-H. R. Fuller of
Beaver Falls, Pa, national legislative
representative of the Brotherhood of
Locomotive Engineers Firemen and
>Trainmen, has written letter to
President Roosevelt, commenting on
the latters letter to P. II. Grace. Mr..
Fuller says he is unable to under
stand why Nh. Grace should seek in
foymation regarding Judge Taft's at
htude toward laEor from one whose
influence he claims was used to
bring about his nomination, when Mr.
Taft's labor decisions have been dis
cussed in the lodge rooms of the or
der and commented upon in the mag
azines.
He accuses the president of having
given only a portion of Mr.. Taft's
labor record, alleging that the most
important features are conspicuous
by their absence in the letter to
Grace.
Mr.. Fuller then cites the case
where Judge Taft in the United
States circuit court for Southern
Ohio declined the petition of the en-
ployes of the Cincinnati, New Orleans
& Texas Pacific railroad that an or
der CT the receiver reducing wages
10 per cent be rescinded, and to his
refusal to order the receiver to mod
fly the wage scale so as to restore
pay sfor overtime, which had been
taken away by the receiver. He then
quotes a number of decisions Of other
judges in federal courts wherein pro-
posed wage reductions by receivers
had been prohibited.
He also accuses Judge Taft Of hav-
ing taken part in the appeal to con-
gress for the suspension of the eight
hour day on the Panama canal, which
resulted in it's suspension as far as
alien labor Is concerned.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
THE WISE HEN.

Emil Boas, before the sailed for
Hamburg to assume the director
generalship of the Hamburg-Ameri-
can line, was asked by a reporter to
tell what changes and improvements
in the great company he proposed
to make.
II have nothing to say" said Mr..
Boas. 81 desire to emulate the hen.
The hen in one respect is wise. She
doesn't cackle much until she has
laid her egg. But some people are
always Dragging and cackling about
what they are going to do before
hand"
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
BLACK VELVET.

They were talking about mixed
drinks. "There's nothing" remarked
one who looked as if he knew, '1ike
black velvet"
whats that?" asked the others.
champagne mixed with beer.
And would you believe it, though 1
have always desired to try it, l have
found it absolutely impossible to mix
the two drinks"
They asked him gently what he
meant.
''Why, it's this way" he explained.
whenever l buy a beer l haven't
the price of champagne; and when
ever | buy champagne 1 haven't the
price of a beer ~
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29

Republicans Will Bring New York
Campaign to a Close.

New York. Oct. sa.-Regardless OF
atmospheric conditions, the Republi-
can county organization has planned
to make Fifth avenue outshine Broad
way tonight. Buildings from Fifty
ninth street to Fifteenth street will
be electrically lighted The Union
and Union League clubs will be illu-
minated and flashlights from sky
scrarers and steeples will help. Inter
spersed in the marching clubs from
35 assembly districts will be so bands
of music. Red fire will be burned all
about the Worth monument, which
will face the stand from which Sat
urday's parade will be reviewed.
While tonight will not bA the last by
several for meetings ana rallies, it
will be, Chairman Hitchcock said, the
climax Of the campaign.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
TO KEEP RAzORS IN SHAPE.

For the purpose of preventing
rusting of small instruments the
Lancet recommends a mixture of
equal parts of carbolic acid and
olive oil, smeared over the surface
of the instruments. This is much
used by medical officers in the navy,
and is found to preserve the polish
and brightness of the steel, however
moist and warm the climate may be.
For large instruments and tools,
boiled linseed may be recommended.
Wipe the metal with a cloth dipped
in the oil, and let it dry.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
Malaprops.

The pious old lady who, returning
from visit to the zoo, announced that
she always did enjoy a visit to the
theological gardens" and the servant
who, describing her masters last ILL
ness, explained that the doctors held
a consolation and found that it was
something eternal have found a re-
cent equal in the lady who observed
that when she was in Italy she saw
so many people in the garbage Of
monks with tonsils on their heads"
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
LIFE SAVING A LA MODE.

The Victim-Helpl Help Pm
drowning.
Would-Be Hero-Courage, my
brave mani Just wait until l get a
rope, a measuring rod, a Carnegie
application blank, two witnesses and
a notary public.-Bohemian Maya
zine.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
Akron Club Charges Conspiracy.

Akron, O., Oct 2q.-The Akron
baseball club began suit against the
Ohio and Pennsylvania league asking
for judgment for $4,000 and a re-
straining order to prevent President
Morton paying out any money at the
fall meeting at Pittsburg, or there
after. The Erie, Youngstown, Canton.
East Liverpool, Sharon, McKeesport
and Newcastle clubs are charged with
entering into conspiracy to break
up the league before the end Of the
season, to the financial injury of the
Akron club.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
Would Reflect Castro.

Willemstadt, Oct. i'.-According to
newspapers received here from Vene-
suela by the last mail, there is already
on foot in that republic a movement
on the part of the governmental party
to bring about the election OF
President Castro to another term of
Office in 1911, when his present term
expires. There was a meeting of the
municipal council of La Victoria at
which a demand was voiced for the
amending of article 1877 of the con-
stitution in such a manner as would
make it possible for Castro to con-
tinue in Office. Several other dis
tricts have joined in a petition for ac-
ton along similar lines.
Rainbow Breaks Target Record.
Manila, Oct. While the scores
and figures Of the cruiser and gunboat
squadron made in target and battle
practice, which has just been con-
Guided, will not be made public until
they arrive at the navy department at
Washington, it has been announced
that all previous records have been
broken. The Rainbow led in the gun
boat squadron, exceeding all the
scores made by the Wilmington. the
present holder of the trophy.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
Secret Tar;H Is AIIeoed.

New York, Oct. 81. = That secret
tariff rates which were not filed with
the Interstate commerce commission
were issued by the Pennsylvania rail-
road company, and that the Standard
Oil company profited by the alleged
illegal rates, was testified in the
hearing Oh the railroad phase of the
government suit TO dissolve the
Standard Oil company.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
Veterinaries.

Hippocrates, the father Of medi-
cine" wrote treatise on the veterina-
ry art, but its true founder was Vege-
thus, who wrote Ode Arte veterinaria,"
300 A. D. But the first attempt to ele-
vate the practice into science was as
late as 1871, when France set the ex-
ample Of establishing the first veteri-
nary college at Lyons.tExchange
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
WANTS LESS WORK.

Flows your husband doing?"
said the pale woman.
"Bout the same," answered the
thin woman.
Hasn't he got any regular work
yet?"
eyes. He said lie felt the need of
some steady Occupation. So hc
tl'ought.he'd make it lis business 10
wind tie clock"
@Rid he stick to ~
For while But row he's kick
ing for an eight-day clock.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
IN DOUBLE HARNESS.

blacksmith asked me to come to
his home this evening. Says he's
going to celebrate his golden we'd
ding.
Gladys-Why, he's been married
only three years.
Jack That's what / told him. He
said it seemed like 50.-Meggen-
dorfer Blaetter.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
HEALTH OFFICER ATTENTION.
To the Editor of The News:

To the Editor of The News:
Yesterday morning about z a. M,
a dog while leisurely strolling down
Broadway decided to stop in front
OF Adams Express Office. Alas (!
Poor dog! He used poor judgment
and stopped within two feet of the
sewer (Which is just twelve feet from
the front door of said office) and
keeled over dead.
Will some one kindly tell us how
he or they expect human beings to
live and work so close to such a
death trap.
INDIGA,---.--,,,--- CITIZEN.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
DAYTON Has New Aviator.

Dayton, O., Oct 1.-Frank j.
Heinfelt made a successful fight Of
1900 feet with an aeroplane mater
ally different from that of the Wright
brothers, in that in this machine the
single plane is used, the Wright ma
chine having double plane surfaces.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
LIBERALS VICTORIOUS
IN CANADA ELECTION

TORONTO, Ont, Oct .29.-The re-
suits of Tuesdays elections show
that the Laurier Governnt ent has
been sustained with a majority OF
fifty, with seven elections yet to be
held. All the ministers were re-
elected while seven of the opposi-
tons chief heutenants were beaten.
The result by provinces is:
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
nrvs Win First Point.

New Lexington. o.. Oct. THE
demurrer of the temperance people to
the application of the liquor interests
to have the local option election in
Perry county set aside has been sus-
tanned by Judge Hynus in probate
court. Briefs will be submitted by
attorneys on both sides this week
and the final decision in the case will
come Nov. z.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
DETERMINED TO WORRY.

whatever you do" said the
CHEEKY citizen, don't worry"
"That sort of advice is nonsense"
answered Mr.. Sirius Barker. GLOW
can a man help worrying when he
lives under conditions which render
him liable at any time to be drawn
as a Juror in an unwritten-law CASE
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
HEAVILY Laden

This play in its intensity" said the
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES young man,
fairly takes my breath away"
Il only wish it WOULD" gloomily re-
marked the lady in the next seat
Baltimore American
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
sHoEsTRINGs VS.. HEARTsTRINes

Il stepped on my shoestrings,"
she explained, as she righted herself.
That's BETTER he commented.
'sthan stepping on your hearss-
strings
ut is other people," said she,
@who step on your heartstrings.|
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
Golden For Him.

Bunker-I see by the papers that
Ardupp has just celebrated his golden
wedding. why, he was only married
yesterday. Hunks-Yes; but he mar
ried an heiress.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29

The standing at dissolution was
139 Liberals and seventy-five Con-
servatives, a majority of sixty-four.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-10-29
Real movers Of the worId

After all. it is Ire impcnderables
that move the wc----leat. electricity.
ios s.--T- o.zses.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

Smoking in Moderation Does Not
Harm the Voice,

Smoking In Moderation Does Not
Harm the Voice.
The thanks OF thousands OF tobacco
consumers will go out 10 ST: Charles
Santley for his statements respecting
the effects of smoking on the voice.
1t has always been one OF the argn
ments Of those who have tried to dis
suade us from the habit OF smoking
that pipes, cigars and cigarettes In
.ured the voice. But on this subject
Sir Char les. who may surely be con-
sidered an authority. writes that he
found smoking In moderation made
ais yoice clear and that he has never
Known more than two or three differ.
ant singers who did not smoke. The
,nly drawback to this statement Is
that It win tend to increase;t the mum
ser Of men who Try to sing Hitherto
these have had \ notion that they
must choose either tobacco or singing
and leave the other alone. and they
have chosen the former. Now that 1t
has been pronounced possible TO com
binc the two they will como ont Of
their lairs and start in on "Nancy
Lee" or THE Wolf" 1t must be re-
membered, however. that II is only
moderate smoking which has no
harmful effect on the voice. There is
no doubt at all that to smoke exces.
sively Is to injure ones chances OF
singing well The voice. as matter
u fact. Is one Of the best possible
tests of moderation in smoking. When
we md that our voice Is losing that
clear beH-like note which SO delights
our neIghbors and is taking on a
roopiness suggesting a rather unheaI
| thy fowl then we can be sure that we
have smoked too much.--London
| Globe
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

III the young people allow this barn
lance craze TO grow" remarked = we'll
known local architect. buildings here
will have TO he erected much more
substantially than heretoforc-that is.
all buildings such as private homes
Or clubs wheTe dancing is carried on.
There ~ jump and q swing about
barn dances that will cause swaying
Of the beams In even the most sub
stantlal frame houses.
with Z whole crowd on the floor
at once and skipping up and down on
the floor right together. with the music
you cen imagine what might happen.
You know how necessary 1t is some
times for . company OF soldiers 10
break step when crossing a bridge.
II this dance continues popular 1t may
be necessary for some Of the dancers
to keep out OF step with the music. |
know Of one dance out at the Colonial
club last season at which the barn
dance numbers had to be stopped. the
buildings swayed 20 noticeably."@
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05
HAD BAD ITCHING HUM0R.


~some two months ago ! had humcr
break out on nv limbs below my knees,
They came 70 look like raw hrrfs'eak. all
red. AMI DO one knows how they Eehed
and burned They were - swollen that
could not set nv shne= on for a week or
more I usei five or six different remedies
and &C.; no help. only when applying them
the burning w. worse and the i'ehlns less.
For two or three weeks the suffering was
intense and during that time J did not
sleep pn horr at a time. Then one morn.
ing tried hi, of Cusieura. From the
moment, j; touched me the itching wac
gone and | have no, felt bit Of It since.
The swelling went down and in two days ]
had my shoes on and WAS about as usual.
George u Farley. 30 South State ST.. Cop
cord. ~ H.. May IA. 1907
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

Coed Lord. save my friends from
r.c.
A li,s,e cSo,lsm Is = great aid To
ssi:-ssspcct.
A large ches, gives no indication OF
brain mt asurcmcut.
Allah. she vas . silent woman and
treubled before her
I-xe u made up Of dull yesterdays
and dazzling tomorrows.
Life ioxes to keep the grouchy man
supplied With grievances
You never ~ halter fittinE = pat
ron by wais, measurement.
Two Is sometimes tired crowd II
they happen to be married
Love Is the only magic that keeps
the heart young and the face lovely
Tomorrow may never come. but
what's the matter with today. broth
er?
WHY should we fear Death. the kind
old night nurse who will one day put
us to sleep.
The good OF all creeds OF all coun'
tries is eomprchended la the one word
Kindness.
The wise editor does not assert his
editorial peroeatlyc. ''we." in domestic
conversation.
A man who owned barber shop ant
also treated corns began al the foo
ana worked up.
Life Is only given TO ns as an o9
portunity to show the lcve OF which
We are capable.
love Is the only lorgne,te through
which We may look and behold th'
.o,ellness of the world.
The clcverest girl is she who ar
ranges her pompadour over bump o
old fashioned horse sense.
Lots cf people manufacture storie
out Of whole cloth and then embroid
er them for good measure.
When man implorinaly heads OF
your hospitality. my sister. 1t docsn'
recessurilly indicate that he Is TO
aesthetic TO eat or drink. He may b
IN epicure.-F'rom Ewes Epigram's 8
In the New York Telegram.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

lhersAicrs o!shis ra;er VII he pleased to
earn ;ha; tAers is At Icaxs one dreaded i,s-
sa>e SAat science A2> been able H. care In all
Is stA-~s. and snat sstAtArrh. Hall scAtAfrA
ur- u The coiy positive cure sow known to
nc medical frAssrrlsy. CAfxrrh h~sng . oon-
s'iatsonai disease requires n constitutional
treatment. AAil'sCAtArrhCar~ 4 taken intrc
asiiy acttn. directly upon sneeloct and tna-
ors Surfaces OF the system. thereby desAroy-
AK the foundation Of the die. Asc and giving
a~ patient strength iy building ny the con-
.situticn sn ss~isnns nature In jrisE IL
sosx. THE proprsetoss have ~ much faith
IN its curative powers that ohey oflrs ono
hundred oilAxs for any case that Il fails 10
cure. send for list Of testimonials. Address
2. J. cassEy I Co. Toledo. ..
sold ny ali DruaEtsta. isc.
Take hAli's Family Puts sor constipation.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

A curious fact about diamonds II
that II Is not uncommon for the crys-
tails TO explode as soon as they are
brought up from the mine. Some-
times they have burst in the pockets
or the warm hands Of miners. due 10
the effect OF increased temperature.
Large stones are more likely to do
this than small ones. Valuable stonea
have been destroyed in this way.
To safeguard them some dealers
place large diamonds In raw potatoes
for safe transport from 60eih Africa
Indianapolis News.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

The Commonwealth Customs De-
partment has had to cudsel It's brains
In order 70 decide whether turtle Is
FISH. writes an Australian correspon-
dent. An act Of the Commonwealth
Parliament provides that bounty Is
payable on preserved hsh. An enter
prize speculator In Northern Australia
has been producing preserved turtle
on an extensive scale. and he claimed
the bounty under this act. But after
much cunsultation OF dietsrlans the
department has decided That the tur.
tie Is not hsh. but a reptile.
Aldermen and naturalists win donbt-
less dispute this decision.--Pan Mall
Gazette
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

TT Ha0o0 -ooys that sick
Womea 1hould not fail to try
Lydia Z. pfnkham'D Vegetable
Compound ~ she did.
krs.A. Gregory, Of 1856 Lawrence
St, Denver. Col, writes to Mrs.
Finkham:
II was practically m invalid for SIX
years, ON account Of female troubles.
I underwent IN operation by the
Aoctora advioe, but in = few months
~as worse than before. A friend ad-
vised Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Coupound and Il restorod msto perfect
health, such - hsvc not enjoyed In
many yeaxs. Any woman suffering "A
1 al With backacbs, bearing down
paina, and periodic pains, ,should not fail
70 ~ Lydia E Rznkhains Vegetable
Compound
FACTS FOR 4tCll WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia 4. Pink
hAmiS Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured Thousands Of
women Who have been troubled with
displacements. inflammation, ulcera-
tion, flbroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that hear
Ing down feeling, hatulency, indigcs-
ton, dizziness or nervous prOstration.
Why don't you Try ~
Mn. pinkham invites all sick
wOne0 to write her for advice.
She hos GUIDED Thousands f.
hoa1f1B. Address. Lynn, Mass.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

ycnfl ago | contract
ed severe kidney
trouble and my back
began to ache con-
tinualIy. Every day
II seemed worse.
The least pressure
on my back tortured
me. and | could not
sfoop without a bad
tWtuge The kidney
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

seeretions passed irregulariy with
pain. and I bloatcd badly. My head
swan and spots fitted before my
eyes. One doctor said ] was incurnble
However. l found prompt relief when
] started using Doan's Kidney pills.
and tho troubles have related grad
ualiy disappeared.
Sold by all dealers soc. = boz
Foster -Milbnrn Co. buffalo. ~ Y.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05
HEALTH VERY POOR
RESTORED BY PE-RU-EA.
catarh twenty-five Years
Had q Bad Cough

Miss Sophia kistlcren. Evanston, in.,
writes:
II have been troubled with catarrh io'
nearly twenty-five yearr and have ttici
many cures tor II, but obtained very htti.
help.
Then my brother advised me TO ir,
peruna. and | did
My health was very poor at the time
! begnn taking Peruns. Ny throat was
very sore and I had had cough.
"Iaersssan has cured nc. The Oh rostt &c
caia rrh II gone aud ~ y jsf0iIh ~ very
much In proved.
II recommend reruna 10 all my friends
who are troubled ~ | was-
RB40NA TA0lE11 = Some people pre-
fer tablets. rather thap medicine in a iluil
form. Such people can obtain Peruna tab
lets. which represent the medicinal ingre
dients Of Peruna. Each tablet equals one
averags dose Of Perina.
ooan.a-lln tobo Ideal Laxative.
Ask your DruGxlst for . Frec rr.
runa Almanac for 1000.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

The teacher vas Giviag the 5uven-
lie class = lesson in punctuation
what II thAtT she asked of 4
small pupil, pointing to . period.
~Thst." answered tie little 60, H
~ ~ - IN T.~-ChicaGo New.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

No man can ever g great who II
not willing that many should think
little Of him.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

There's nothing that will help you
to lead others more than being able
TO look back over right life your
self
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

He who runs away from all sor-
row is ultimately drowned In the
slough OF dcspond.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

Folks who sit up nights worry
ing over their crowns are asleep in
the day when crowns are earned.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

Mrs. Nnslow's Soothing syrup for Children
tccthing, scftens the gums, reduces lutiamma
lion, allays pain. cures wind collie. 2Sc bottle
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

You will find nothing OF the di-
vine II you refuse to obey the voice
of>everyday duty.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

Hicks Capudinc Cures Womcn's
Monthly Pains. Backsche. Nervousness,
and Headache. It's Liquid. Effects ,mme-
dn,ely. Prescribed BY physieians with best
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

Every time the pulpit makes a
strong assertion on an uncertainty II
weakeps its message.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

The uncommon opportunities for
heroism are csteu n the common du-
ties O; iife.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05
P u + N A M
NOT WORRYING HIN.

Wonder what that was We had for
breakfast this morning. said tho
wife 70 her husband on shipboard.
"Oh. i ihst tsoubIing you yet.
1sarr' replied the hnsband. boxing
vAi'~srd: Il gave II ~ 1osg aso!"-
vocken Ntafsszzau.
The new South-news., 1908-12-05

the System
Tqc the Old Stnndacd Groves
fsptcicr~ Clstil Tonic. rou know what
,fa-are taking. Tho formula Ia plair-
- printed on every bottle. showing Il:
isSsimpiy Quinfnc and Iron IN a tsstc-
lcfs form. and the most cTcttual form.
F?r grown people and children. EOc.