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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-26

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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-26

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The sun., 1908-10-11
THE FLYER THAT NEVER BALTS
but Keeps Going Steadily without Body
or wings or Wheels.

.The only flying thing that never bres ks
down. said the man with frost In his
hair, is the one commonly known as
Time; nothing ever the matter with that:
II flies steadily with never a stop.
'Other flying things that we know Of
burst their oarbureters, or bend their
shafts, or break their propeliers, or get
out Of gasolene, or they bend their wings
or blow up or burn, or there's something
the matter with them so that they can't
be kept flying, but the flying thing called
Time keeps right along without requiring
even any oil on Its bearings, the one and
only perpetual motion, which nothing
can stop. Itnever speeds, Il keeps going
Atsays at the same steady uniform gait,
w:Ir.lrer on the earth or In the air, but
II neverstope, and 30. soon or late. 1t leaves
men and all their works behind.
I'D like Il II could help the flying
machine men: I would do Il II I could;
but I'D Ike better 10 be able to stop or
at least 70 check or SLOW down the fight
ofthat greatest of aii fyiag things though
Z is without body, OF. wings or Wheels,
the flyer that We call Time
The sun., 1908-10-11
POLITICS AND HYMEN.
why News OF . wedding Was withheld
From One Canadian Paper.

There doesn't seem to be any very in
innate connection between politics and
marriage, but there are uases In which the
two have mutual Independence. One
OF these instances was UP In a small Can
adian town aud the influence Of politics
came In 10 reporting the wedding In one
OF the two local newspaper.
1t happened that the politics Of the
father Of the bride were In keeping with
those Of the evening paper Of the town
and by consequence opposed to those Of
the morning paper In the town. 1t being
a small place the wedding was an impor-
tant piece OF news.
When the reporter for the morning
paper came around to get information
In advance Of the wedding he was told
that he would have to walt until after
ward. He knew that the evening paper
was going TO get the details and he wanted
to spring q beat on the rival publication
But the father OF the bride refused to, let
any OF the details out. Thereupon the
reporter said he was commissioned to
say that II he vas not told everything
then nothing would be published after
the wedding at all.
Even the natural desire for publicity
did not weigh against the politics In the
case, however, and the evening paper
had the satisfaction OF getting all the facts
ahead OF the morning rival.
The sun., 1908-10-11

Of late has been finger rings recently
brought three Of them to be made over
into az many pairs Of earrings by the addi-
tion of several stones. Her dressmaker
suggested II, the owner OF the rings Baid.
Perhaps it 10 the dressmakers who are
responsible for the custom of wearing
bracelets outside Of long lace sleeves
which smart New York women are taking
up. The jewellers won't vouch for this,
though. They admit that the demand
As the new long sleeves fit snugiy
around the lower part Of the arm. hooking
or buttoning at the wrist, the bracelet
is clasped over the lace a few inches above
the wrist, the flexible or ribbon variety
being decidedly the most popular. al
though the bangle. which is to be had IN
cheaper varieties. is much liked by young
women. The widest Of the newer brace
lets is about half an inch, Many are less
than one-quarter Of an inch wide. and In
these, as in the earrings, platinum mount
ings are used almost entirely.
Most popular designs have the main
part OF the bracelet made Of fine stones..
divided into two or three spaces by
large stone, A variety Is made with
equidistant open spaces and may be
lined with a harrow ribbon Of any color
fancied by the wearer.
One Of fine diamonds In milgrain Set
ting. with here and there one large stone,
was lined with q pale rose ribbon. Worn
over a white lace sleeve the effect would
be charming.
A pearl bracelet nearly half an inch
wide, a. marvel OF Workmanship, which
is also particularly adapted to the new lace
sleeve, consists Of five rows Of small
pearls arranged in a a lattice or meehed
pattern-not in streight rows-with three
large pearls breaking its regularity.
Matching this is q neck ribbon OF pre-
cisely the same design and width and
about twenty-five inches long. terminating
in lacelike small diamond ornament
finished with snap hook on which 10
hang a fan or .chatelaine. Intended for
primarily, the jeweller said, for young
women.
Colors will be much In demand, jade
and turquoise and stones more effective
perhaps than costly showing up well
against lace or silk sleeve.
The sun., 1908-10-11
EGGS AND THE HEN WE SING.
An Annual American Omeiet as Big M
Manhattan Island.


Manhattan Island.
Let us sing the praise Of the great
American hen. who during the last year
may well have cackled with pride over the
production OF nearly l,Soo. 900 900 dozens
OF eggs. ! Do you see2iSa Nhak shat rneansi
demands i W4it9r hi elle ~ 81 al 3 A6,nt
Com Saaion. Well, listen:
II Instead Of remaining quietly at home
in Iowa sha had chosen 10 demonstrate
her powers to the universe at large the
hen might have laid those eggs, each two
inches long, end to end In q continuous
chain reaching 2ss ,sis miles up TO the
moon, back again and then more than half
way around the world for good measire--
O total OF 4s2 ,424 miles Of egesl
Eirthermore, II those eggs had been
made into one omelet half an inch thick
that omelet would easily have covered
Manhattan Island, an area Of twenty-five
square miles.
An old Mohammedan legend tells that
King Solomon used 10 travel through the
air with all hts armies on wonderful
flying carpet protected from the rays Of
the sun by the wingB Of host Of birds.
Now, according to the poultry oeus,is,
there are In the United States about aS0-
900 900 Of chickens. guinea fowls, turkeys,
geese and ducks Of the poultry voting age,
which In three months or over. Ifrequired
TO furnish q moving canopy like that Of
King Solomon the barnyard fowls Of this
country, allowing only foot Of spread 10
each, could easily shadow a space OF ten
square miles.
The sun., 1908-10-11
MAHM0EA.
The sim Wornan d Is Winning
,mAR,rohA.

The day Of the slim woman's triumph has
arrived. THE thinner one Is the more
stylish, say tho dressmakers.
This would have heen sad news for the
fat woman q year ago. She would have
had to try dieting or exercise. Nowadays.
however, the woman who b too fat for the
styles goes to druggist and gets case Of
Marmola Prescription Tablets. oneiof which
che takes after each meal and at bedtime.
and 30 reduces her superfiaous flesh quickly.
These tablets. being made In accordance
with the famous prescription. are perfectly
harmless, and they are also the most eco
nomical preparation person can buy. for
they cost only rs cents large case, one Of
which is frequently enough TO start person
to losing fat ct the rate OF ~ or ID ounces
a day. Pretty nearly every druggist keeps
shis table. in stock. but should yours be
soid out you can easily obtain case by
sending to tho makers. the Marmola Com
pany, Detroit. Mich.
The sun., 1908-10-11
BOAT THIEVES AT WORK.
Their Annual Raids IN GraVesend Ba,
Begun Early This Fan.

Their Annual Raids In GFavesend hay
Begun Early This FAN.
The autumn depredations Of the boat
thieves have begun rather early this
season along the Gravesend Bay shore.
Az a consequence 10 behooves all honest
persons having business about the boats
there at night to speak up promptly In
answer to any challenging voice from the
cabin windows OF craft lying at anchor
or tied up to pier.
There are men sleeping In these cabins
with scatter guns within easy reach and
1t la not unlikely that somebody will
be peppered in tine legs with a charge u
duck shot before winter sets In. II In
his half awake condition ths'man behind
one OF these shotguns should aim a trifie
higher than he means TO the result would
be more serious.
One OF the boats stolen is the lib and
mainsail boat May G. She was taken from
her mooring few hundred feet or
shore on recent foggy night. The May
@. belongs to Capt. Jim Curran and was
the flagship OF the white haired commodore
In most Of his cruising about the bay and
Is well known among the smaller craft.
% There have been thefts OF skiifs and
moorings and Of other belongings Of
boats, and the men who get their recrea-
tion with small craft thereabout are
looking forward with pleasant antloipa-
ton and considerable hope to capturing
one or more OF the thieves and making
examples OF them.
Carrying of boat bodily Ii risky work
and when boat Ia thus taken nway The
Bupposition Is that the thieves come In a
san craft or power boat which they keep
at distance while they sneak up In 4
skiff, get the boat they are after and take
II In tow Of the larger craft.
The sun., 1908-10-11
Dolphin and Flying Fl,h.
From ne Panid Gorda H,rold

FROM he PNhtd Gordd HeraId.
One day last week ship was lfipR at
anchor at Boca Grande, when the crev
observed dolphin chasing a flying Nah.
bogh coming directly toward the shIp.
On nearing the vessel the fiyer arose In
tee ar and passed over The bow, Just a6ASt
went under the shlp and, cgfnlnG up On
the ether SIDE. ePfahe from The water and
CAUGHT ths tyins h.h \, On the AZ. luft ss II
The sun., 1908-10-11

DR.. Phoebe Dubois, the only woman
who was grad uated from the Cornell
Medical School this year, has received an
appointment on the staff at the Flushing
Hospital. She will enter upon her duties
next january.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
PRESIDENT ADDRESSES OFFICERS
OF NATIONAL EDUCATIONAL
ASSOCIATION.
COUNTRY STILL SOUND
THEY WASTE THEIR TIME WHO
ASK HIM TO LET UP ON
CORRUPTION.

Washin6ton-That there will be no
letup in President Roosevelt's policy of
warning against rottenness and cor
ruption," was emphatically declared by
the President Wednesday in an ad-
dress to the delegates to the Depart
ment of Superintendence of the Ma
tional Educational Association during
their reception at the White House.
Continuing, the President gave his
views on educational methods at con
siderable length and with characters
tic catholicity of thought and vigor of
expression.
President Roosevelt in his address
to the convention said in part:
"Of all the bodies of citizens that
have received here at the White House
there is meme that occupies more I'M
portant relation than yours. | am
tempted to say none has come that has
occupied as important n relation to the
/ nation, because you men and women
who deal with education, represent the
gre., American policy of education for
all children, relation to the family, a
relation to the future of our whole
people, such as no other like number of
individuals can bear. | own six of the
children that you educate. and l am
prepared to extend cordial sympathy
to some OF you.
Seriously, friends. 1t is idle for any
man to talk OF despairins OF the fu-
ture of this country. or feeling unduly
alarmed about 1t. If he will come in
contact with you here and with the
forces that you represent. Fundamen-
tally this country is sound; morally no
less than physically. Fundamentally
In its family life and In the outside ac-
tivities of its individuals, the country
is better End not worse than 1t for
merly was.
This does not mean that we are
10 be excused If we fail TO war against
rottenness and corruption. II we fail
TO contenl effectively with the forces
OF evil: and they waste their time who
ask me to withhold my hand from deal
ing Herewith. But 1t is worth while
to smite the wrong for the very rea-
son that we are confident that the
right will ultimately prevail
II trust that more and more our peo-
pie will see to IL that the schools train
toward and not away from the In m and
the workshop. We have spoken great
deal about the dignity of labor In this
country: but we have not acted up to
our spoken words: for in our educa-
tion we have tended TO proceed upon
the assumption that the educated man
was to be educated away from. and
not toward labor.
"The great nations of medieval
times. who left such marvellous works
OF architecture and art behind them
were able TO do so because they cdu-
Gated alike the brain and hand OF the
craftsman"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
Funeral Of Father Leo.

Denver-Never before in the history
OF the Catholic church. 1t may be. have
such high honors been paid to de
ceased friar as attended the funeral
obseduies Wednesday of Father Leo at
St. Elizabeth church. Following a
solemn requiem high mass. attended by
"A crowd that filled the church and over
flowed along the street for half n
block: n sermon by Father William
O'Rvan and the final blessing OF the
coffin. the body was borne from the
church to the hearse and the process
sion wound Its way to the union sta
ton.
The body followed by the prayers
of his people, was taken at 2:30 o'clock
for the long journey to Paterson. New
Jersey. where the dead friar will be in
tered in the little cemetery behind the
monastery where he prepared himself
for the priesthood and was ordained
The route is over the Burlington 10
Chicago. from whence the journey will
be resumed over the Erie railroad di-
rect to Paterson.
At the funeral police lines had to be
established to allow parishioners and
members of the church societies to en-
ter.
The city officials. clergy of the city,
members Of the Christian Mothers We.
rein. the Young Ladies sodality, the
g.. lights Of St John and knights of Co
lumbus were admitted and assigned
seats. Gov. Henry A. Buchtel. Mayor
r. w. Speer and Sheriff Alexander MIS-
bet were seated in a front pew, facing
the dead Franciscan. The Knights of
Columbus occupied the main body of
the church. about 400 being present.
Back of them were seated parishioners.
while to the left of the center the
Young Ladies' sodality and the Chris
tian Mothers brought up in the rear
To the melancholy strains of the
Chopin funeral march the procession
filed through the main streets in the
following order: Platoon of police
Grand Marshal Paroth; knights of St
John; hearse with special guard of
Knights OF St John, followed by the
Franciscan Fathers Eusebius, Alony-
sius. Athanasius and Wulstan, all clad
in the brown robes of their order:
Catholic clergy in a body; mounted
knights Of Columbus and the main
body of the same order, $50 strong. on
foot
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
HER CHOICE OF DEMISE.
Pathetic Thought Of Little Girl Who
Had Lost Playmate.

Mary had for neighbor small play
mate, a much-loved and attractive boy.
The little lad rushed across the street
one day, throwing back a glance at his
mother At that instant a trolley car
swept around the corner and the re-
sulting tragedy threw the town into
mourning. Each family wept as
though its own son had been lost.
Mary was utterly disconsolate and.
little as she had previously known Of
death, realized in childish way the
added horror of this one. In her con-
vulsive grief. and while her father and
mother sat with sobs in their throats
and tears overflowing. Mary straight
ened up and sobbed:
Mother. when die / hope 1t will be
OF a disease and not of n damage!"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
General Demand

Of the Well Informed Of the World has
always been for a simple, pleasant and
efficient liquid laxative remedy Of known
value; laxative which physicians could
sanction for family use because its COM
ponent parts are known to them to b
wholesome and truly beneficial in effect,
acceptable to the system and gentle, yet
prompt, in action.
In supplying that demand with its ex-
cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of SIENNA, the California Fig Syrup
Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relics
on the merits of the laxative for it's remark
able success.
That is one of many reasons why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA is given
the preference by the Well-lnformed-
To get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co, only, and for sale
by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents
per bottle.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
HOW DO THEY GET INF
Physiological Problem That Nora
Could Not Solve.

A Philadelphia physician tells OF an
amusing conversation between two
Irish girls in domestic service who,
while on the board walk at Atlantic
City one day not long ago. were ea-
changing views as to their various
physical ailments.
It's sthrange thing. amt It.
Norah," asked one OF the girls. how
nanny new koinds of diseases people
get these days. Only this mor-rnin' |
were readln' an advertisement of n
new midicine. 1t said 1t were wonder
rful for n sluggish liver"
"Gwan," exclaimed the other girl.
scornfully. Liver trouble ant no
new disase. Me own grandfather was
havin' liver trouble whin l were not
more'n tin years old
Maybe" was the laconic response.
But" added Norah. what | want to
know is: how do thin slugs get inside
the liver. anyhow?'-lllustrated Sun
day Magazine.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
ECZEMA FOR SIS YEARS.
Suffered Torments from eirth-ln
Frightful Condition-Got No Help
Until Cuticura Cured Him.

Il had an itching. tormenting ecze-
ma ever since ] came into the world.
and i am now man 50 years old
l tried all kinds OF medicines l heard
OF. but found no relief / was truly
in n frightful condition. At last l
broke out all over with red and white
boils. which kept growing until they
were as big ms walnuts. causing great
pain and misery. but ] kept from
scratching as well as l could. | was
so run down that | could hardly do
my work. | used Cuticura Soap. Oint.
ment. Resolvent, and Pills for about
eight months. and can truthfully say
am cured Hale Bordwe!l. Upton,
Ia, Aug. II. 1907
IL cheerfully endorse the above tes-
timonial. 1t is the truth. ! know Mr..
Bordwell and know the condition he
was In. Nelson r. Burnett. Upton. Ia"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
On CarneQie.

Andrew Carnegie, at a dinner that
was recently given in his honor in New
York. told an amusing story at his own
expense.
Il was travelling on an English rail-
road Londonward last year." he saiH
"and had chosen a seat in "A non-smok-
ing carriage. At ayside station n
man boarded the train and sat down in
my compartment. and lighted vile
clay pipe.
This is not n smoking carriage.
said /.
All right. governor said the man.
I'll Just finish this pipe here.
He finished II. then refilled 1t again.
See here | saic. I told you this
wasn't smoking carriage. II you per.
sist with that pipe shall report you at
the next station TO the guard
II handed him my card. He looked
at 1t. pocketed It. but lighted his pipe
nevertheless. At the next station. how.
ever. he changed to another compart.
ment.
Calling guard. | told him what hGd
occurred and demanded that the smok.
srs name and address be taken.
Yes. SIR said the guard. and hur-
ried away. In a little while he re.
turned. He seemed rather awed. He
bent over me and said apologetically:
DO you know. sir, II were YOU
! would not prosecute that gent. He
has just given me his card. Here II Is.
He Is Mr.. Andrew Carnegie"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
Rather Injurious.

Surgeon General Rixey was talking
in Washington about his recent state
ment concerning the harm that Gig
arettes do sailors.
LET them defend the cigarette as
they please" he said; whenever l
hear these defences think Of the sick
horse and the turpentine.
TON met Bill on the road one day.
"'Bill. l want word with you he
said.
BE quick. then" said Bill; I'm in a
hurry"
"'What did you give your sick
horse the other day?'
IA pint of turpentine.'
Tom hurried home. and poured a
pint of turpentine down the throat OF
his own ailing nag, which at once
grew worse and in an hour was dead.
Then Tom. disgusted with Bills
veterinary ability, sought him out.
"'Why, BILL he said, I gave my
horse pint of turpentine. and II
killed him.
$50 1t did mine" said Bill.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
Macaronl Wfeat.

Salzer's strain Of Macaroni or Kubanka
wheat is absolutely pure and is from seed
obtained from the Department of Agri.
culture. Our strain is Dakota grown
which laughs at droughts and elements
and positively mocks black rust that ter:
rible scorch and would be ashamed of
itself if it did not return from 40 to so bu.
of the finest wheat the sun shines on per
acre in good H., Ia, Mich, Wis, Ohio,
Penn. Mo, Neb., Kan, and other lands,
and 40 to 60 bu. per acre in arid lands. No
rust, no insects, no failure.
JUST SEND 10c AND THIS NOTICE
to tie John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis. and they will send you the
most original seed book published. to-
gether with free samples OF farm seeds
such as Macaroni Wheat, Billion Dollar
Grass. Victoria Rape. Sainfoin, the dry
soil luxuriator, Bromus Insrmis, the des-
ert grassifer, Emperor William Oats, more
original than the Emperor himself. ETC.,
etc, etc.
And if you send l4c they will mail in
addition package of farm seed never be
fore seen by you. John A. Salzer Seed Co.,
La Crosse, Wis. X. & w.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
BRAIN POW Err
Increased by Proper Feeding.
again

A lady writer who not only has done
good literary work, but reared
family. found in Grape-Nuts the ideal
food for brain work and to develop
healthy children. She writes:-
Il am an enthusiastic proclaimer OF
Grape-Nuts as regular diet. l for
merly had no appetite in the morning
and for s years while nursing my four
children, had insufficient nourishment
for them.
unable to eat breakfast l felt faint
later, and would go to the pantry and
eat cold chops, sausage, cookies. dough-
nuts or anything / happened to find.
Being n writer, at times my head felt
heavy and my brain asleep.
when / read of Grape-Nuts l began
eating 1t every morning. also gave 1t
to the children, including. my l0
months old baby, who soon grew as
fat as little pig, good natured and
contented.
within week / had plenty OF
breast milk, and felt stronger within
two weeks. | wrote evenings and
feeling the need of sustained brain
power, began eating a small saucer of
Grape-Nuts with milk instead of my
usual indigestible hot pudding. pie. or
cake for dessert at night.
"Grape-Nuts did wonders for me
and learned to like 1t. did not mind
my housework or mothers cares. for
] felt strong and full of go | grew
plump, nerves strong. and when l
wrote my brain was active and clear;
indeed. the dull head pain never re-
turned"
There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek, Mich. Read. The Road to
Wellville," in pkgs.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
Running No Risk.

WHAT" asks the maiden aunt.
Going to marry that Mr.. Newwun?
Why, you hardly know the man. Imo-
gene. In the few days you have been
acquainted with him you cannot pos
sibly have learned anything of his FAM
lily of antecedents or habits or per.
sonal circumstances"
THAT is true. Aunt Keturah. But
you have always told me that no wom-
an who knows anything about a man
will marry him."-Success Magazine.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
Modus XiXendi.

The handsome but impecunious
young chap who had married the rich
and elderly widow began to hint that
it was time to give him the control Of
her funds and the management of her
estate.
'Launcelot," she said, II shall allow
you sufficient income for the supply
OF your wants, but l expect to keep
my business affairs in my own hands.
This is not consolidation. This is a
limited partnership"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
He Wouldn't Set,

A Washington photographer. now IA
nous. told the other day how. in his
youth. he was practicing his art in
Cleveland when Mark Twain visited
the town to lecture.
Impressed with the humorists splen-
did features, the photographer, at the
lectures end, sent up a note asking
Mr.. Clemens for a sitting.
The reply that came back was char
acterisuc. It said:
"A sitting: Is thy servant a hen that
he should do this thing?"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-05
Meat of the Cocoanut.

"Your honor" said the lawyer. Il
ask the dismissal of my client on the
ground that the warrant fails to state
that he hit Bill Jones with malicious
intent"
This court" replied the country
Justice, "ain't graduate of none Of
your technical schools. l don't care
what he hit Bill with. The pint is.
did he hit him? Proceed"