The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1908-01-31
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The ..NevsrfeIt Garter company. has
Just been incorporated In Birminghan,
with q capital stock Of $4,000. This
Ia an Alabnma product and the Para
grapher's Union branches outside OF
the State arc hereby warned to keep
and make . fool q yourself as usual
Most any woman can rake around
In the attic Of memory and find pien-
y Of that old Junk known ss shatter-
The burnt child dreads the fire. but
simply cannot keep away from It.
.'shortcomIngs"--its when you keep
her UP half the night that she ob-
jeets.
Its an right for q girl to have two
strings to her how, but she hates "a
have . beau who has two strings ia
his. when they're apron-strings.
Its as hard for moiiy-coddle nus.
bany to command respect ana admira-
ton as IL ia for . hen to spit.
thing to look back to Is sa veil sS Ss
few things to look forward TO. Dali
Except in the case where you're fiir,-
girl behind you and your wife says she;i
fix you when you get home.
Poverty often comes In the door be-
cause love flies out the window after
bargains"
The dead languages must be those
spoken II the spirit world-Philadei-
s And the spirit" Languages are
those spoken in whisper In Atlantic
and Birmingham.
;, Look not on the wine when yoa
No wonder girls are Grassy about
Baseball playefs--they have q "strik-
Ing appearances.
Even family trees may be shady but
their shade.
head close 70 mine 50 comfertaSiy last
night admiring my biz ponapadour.'
Neu--'Some men are such FOOLS
Belle-sWhy, what 90 you rnean7'
NslI--To think that he didn't even
These walking delegates not only
want to ride. but want somebody else
to pay for 1t.
Tlhaw was crazy enough to kin stan
ford White and yet not crazy enough to
be confined in an asylum. Its our sup
position that he's just craxy to, be
When the bubbles OF pleasure burst.
they are pretty apt to throw soap in
somebody's eyes.
About the time we bealn To lose our
grip" on bad cold we are happy.
The Georgia college-g girls ara wor.
ry,ns oyer the problem Of getting alec.
Legislature no doubt overlooked this
terrible side Of the prohibition act.
III; A certain ss In H!sirsg says sins anc you
--some people would Be iniwhty sick
u they attempted It around Is.
John D. Rockefeller Is wintsring near
Augusta Georgia. Is It possible that
We feel sorry for thoss Fasteners
wrapped In q blizzard while we are
listening 70 the birds singing in the
Some preacher said recently that the
earth SIS . subuFb OF heaven" OF
course Il is, II we, BY our efforts. care
to make IL so
wemEdm't reg
Feet Of maidens from Chicago
Force me to enquire In rhyme
wouldn't 1t jar your soul to have such
Fcot-rrints on the sands Of tima7
Laugh and the world laughs with
Live in Georgia ana you smile"
alone!
One Of the jokes we wrote for this
column has been swiped in England
and has gone the rounds credited to
Our stuff may be trash. but please
credit it to the proper trash-pile.
Drift Armstrong wants a water.
wagon that is guaranteed not to be
bud.-Houston Post.
songs.
You sing song O. wintry days
% log fires rudy glow
Ill sing q song o. May-time
When the roses blow.
You sing o. sieigh-belIs janxIin'---
Ger miles o. snow--so long
I'll sing about the blue Birds.
An the glad brooks song.
But whether in the realms o. snow
OF where the roses cling,
Its really all the same you know
Wen just be glad ana sfugg
THIIman BIurss omt a TrutA.
Macon Telegraph.
Ben Ttliman has the faculty OF
saying things in season and out and
sometimes he gives utterance to a
truth which more delicate or discreet
persons would never think Of doing.
report of Il, during his reported chat
with Mr.. John ID. Rock efeIler on their
chance meeting on 9 Southern Rail-
way train. Senator Tiilmmn says:
were millions Of whites in the South
descended from pure English
and Irish and Scotoh--who were liv-