The Monte Vista journal., 1908-10-10


Edgar Allen Poe has been appointed
city solicitor OF Baltimore. The poets
have not been entirely discredited.
Some men are proud OF the fact that
they kick when anything displeases.
them-donkeys do the same thing.
Hanging perilously for three hours
over the Niagara gorge would seem 10
be about the last word In balloon
thrills.
Not until Gen. Grosvenor gets
through figuring on them can we know
Just what the returns from Vermont
indicate.
Tho Japanese worlds exposition has
been postponed from 1912 TO 1917.
This will make II impossible for lot
Of US to attend.
Complaints from the Japanese about
taxation should be u pretty reliable In.
dication that no reckless wars will be
speedily undertaken.
German editor has succeeded In
reducing castor oil to a tasteless white
powder. What n cinch childhood Is
getting to be. anyway.
China has now ZOO newspapers,
with more to come. The first thing
China knows II will attract the atten.
tion of the wood pulp trust
AZ kmt hna .
perfect ear. But the politician who
can get his auricular appendage to the
ground Is dead sure to hear things.
Uncle Sam is going to build ten tor.
pedo boats to travel :9hs knots an
hour. Uncle thinks that some time he
may want TO go somewhere In hurry.
Discoveries Of fake holdups for
moving picture purposes tend to fur
ther shake public credulity. Il 10 Ut.
orally true that q man cannot believe
his eyes
A dns OF 800 has been Imposed
upon \ Chicago concern for violating
the smoke ordinance This sort Of
thing will help greatly In clearing the
atmosphere.
The taliest man In Florida Ia John
c. Killing OF Fort l.auderdale. He Ia
feet 81 inches In height He II 4
giant. The other Killing. as everybody
knows. Is one OF the Cubs.
An air feet is now confidently spo-
Ken OF as u necessary addition to the
modern upto-date army The only sure
way OF doing nowadays. 10 con,rari.
wise. TO be In the clouds.
The German emperor has again de
clarcd that he wants peace and thinks
he Is going to have II. London journal
lists Will regard this as another covert
attempt TO disarm Great Britain.
Or. James +. Rymcr. a native OF
Croydon. will soon gain the distinc-
tion Of being the tirs, fully qualified
English physician to carry on profes-
sional work within the Arctic circle.
An improved apparatus has been
made by DIR. Fritz Lang OF Munich.
BY which the inside OF the stomach
can be- clearly photographed. The
camera Il actually swallowed by the
patient
California man has married Q
lady because she succeeded In fasting
for 20 days. Perhaps he expects her
TO just sit around and look pleasant
while he takes his meals out IL case
the cook leaves
Ons can tell at . glance that Esper.
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