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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
SPECIAL SALE OF BLANKETS.

A good heavy Cotton Blanket at 75c
ia Fancy Colored Cotton Blan-
ket at e.. .. S1.00
1914 Fine Wool Gray Blanket at
......... $3.50
Ia Fine Wool Gray Blanket
at $3.50
ia Al l Wool Gray Blanket
1914 White All Wool Blanket
at 9O.0U
ia White All Wool Blanket
dJ 9f.oU
12-4 White All Wool Blanket
at =. 80. o.. -. $1,000
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

New line Sterling and German
Silver Card Cases at Bells the jew
eIer.
Weather forecast for today: Fair
and colder.
Mr.. and Mrs j. C. Houser of Fort
Valley are visitors in Americas, ar
irving yesterday.
50 cents yard for siIks-Iatest pat
terms, excellent qualities. To see is to
buy. Duncan Mercantile Co.
Supt. Ad j. Poole, of the motive
department of the Seaboard, was in
the city yesterday.
Electric wiring, roof paints,
7-25-1m. G. z. PAYNE.
E. A. Thornwell was among the At
lantans in Americas yesterday morn
ing on business.
Just received another lot of Real
Rose Hat Pins See our window
display. James Fricker & Bro.
M. A Cook came over from Column
bus yesterday among others here from
| that city
Corset covers at One-third to One-half
Off regular prices. Drummer's samples.
Call and inspect. Duncan Mercantile
| Company.
| j. P. Wommack came with others
from Columbus having business in the
city yesterday
! We sell "Everwear hosiery for
men and women. They are absolute
ly guaranteed for six months.
29-tf. w. J. JOSEY.
Mrs. R. L. West returned to Macon
yesterday after a visit OF several
days to relatives here.
Mrs. L. F. Bugg of Leary arrived
yesterday upon visit to relatives in
Americas, her former home.
Just arrived today one car load
(36 head stall fed Georgia beef cat
tie Will guarantee to give you choice
cuts next two or three weeks. Send
your orders in early mornings fol
good roast Phone No. "a.
G. M. BRAGG
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

There is no important seaport be-
tween Portland, Me-, and Portland,
Ore, that has not one or more through
railway passenger trains from Chi
cago daily.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
WANTED
HELP WANTED

WHOLESALE Liquor House, who
ship gallon orders direct to users
wants local Representatives every
where. Big pay for work among your
friends. For full particulars write
Keene & Co., Coyington, Kentucky.
10-9-2w.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
100 PERCENT
INCREASE
This is the record of our Ladies
Ready-To-Wear Department

for the month of September over the correspond
ing month 19O7-One Hundred Per Cent In.
crease In Sales. The month of SEPTEMBER
1907, was an enormous increase over the chr.
responding month in 1906.
There is reason for all this One of thu
reasons is the fact that WE CARRY THE
LARGEST AND BEST STOCKS of these goods
in all this part of the country for the people to
select from. Another reason is we operate this
department on the first floor with our regular
help, thereby avoiding the enormous expense
necessary for the conduct of an up stairs depart.
ment which enables us to mark our goods At
VERY MUCH LOWER PRICES than we other.
wise would have to do.
The trade see this at the first glance and are
quick to avail themselves of such money SAVING
advantages, which means about $3.50 to $500
on every suit and proportionate amount on ev
cry other garment to the purchaser.
You find here the best stock, the greatest
variety, the latest styles, the lowest prices. We
have been over-run the past week. The change
in the weather has broug It the ladies out in full
force and many Of. them / " at once when thew
see what they want, It's is good Judgment,
You then settle the dress question. You get the
benefit of the wear of your suit for the full sea.
son.
Come and look through the entire stock,
Our pleasure TO show you
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
GEO. D. WHEATLEY
This Is The HOusekeepers
Replenishing Time.

This going have important sale of house
keeping goods Sheets Pillow Cases. Table Linens, Towels
Napkins Bed Spreads home coming from seaside
Mountain will the need of things, this is
replenishng launch this sale that you may stock
up freely and feel assured that you practice the wses
economy.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Dress Goods, one of finest lines
ever shown in Americas, varied as
sOrtment, prices that will please. Well
worth your attention if you need
fall and winter dress. Duncan Mer-
camille Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
NOTICE TO WATER CONSUMERS

Remember, only few more days to
pay water rents. After the 10th the
wrench will start 8-3t
AMERfCUS WATER WORKS.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
Departures.

For Macon, Atlanta, Augusta
and Savannah ... *4:l5 u m
For Albany DOthan. Lockhart,
Troy and Montgomery 1884 m
+" Albany Dothan, Lockhart,
Troy and Montgomery -. *2:O7 p M
+" Macon and Atlanta. *I:57 p m
" Macon, Atlanta, Savannah
and Augusta .........,.. 40: 80 y m
For Columbus ,..............*3 $500 m
For Columbus and Birming-
ham Observation-Disclosures. f7:5G Il m
For Columbus Birmingham,
via Fort Valley. ~l0.40p M
For Albany .......... .10;40
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
Modern Saysings

Yes, he's Independent as a hog OF
ice"
Say, rather, as hog in an enc
seat
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

j. P. Trammel came over from
Lumpkin yesterday among others here
from Stewards capital
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
The Situation

Boys will be boys
How about girls?'
ooh, they have to be whatever fash
ion dictates"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Watch us for watches" We have
all kinds and styles. Prices from 81
to $4,000 each. James Fricker &
Bro.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

T. F. Crawford was among the Al
banians who came up to Americas
yesterday on business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
Pillow Gases.

As X SO Pepperell P. Cases 35c pair
A. X SO Anchor P Cases 40c pair
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
READY MADE SHEETS.

100 81 80 ready-made Sheets,
made of the very best quality Sheet
ing. Anchor Brand" at =. e. ..79c
Also so X 90 Anchor Brand" at soc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Note our ad on fourth page of this
issue. James Fricker & Bro
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

New line Sterling and German
Silver Card Cases at Bells the jew
eler.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

to all There's no escaping it, but
there is a way of preparing to meet
ito have every necessity, even
comfort, with which to enjoy OLD
Age-that way is to SAVE MONEY
while young,
Hundreds are quietly paving the
way for comfort in later life by de-
posting their Savings regularly at
our Savings Department.
Can you afford not to do likewise
4 per cent. paid on Savings
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

d. w Robertson of Savannah, was
in Americas yesterday, coming here
upon business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
Phone 157.
p. 0. Box 258
CITY MARSHAL'S SALE
GEORGlA-Sumter County

GEORGIA-Su Sumter County:
VIII be sold before the courthouse
door in the city Of Americas, Ga.
between the legal hours of sale, Oh
the first Tuesday in November 1903
the following described property to-
wit
One house and lot No no jackson
street, in the city of Americas, Ca
bounded North by Anna Griswold pro-
perty, South by Henry Anderson pro
perty, East by property of c. NJ
Council and West by Lee Street
Levied on as the property of A. r
Cooper to satisfy three City tax +
fas for the years 1905, 1906, 1907 in
favor of the Mayor and City Council
Of Americas VS.. AR. Cooper Ten
ent in possession notified in terms
of the law.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
JAMES fRICkER & BRO.
jewelers..
BEAUTY PARLORS

UNER DUDSON > PdARMACI.
Manicuring, Hairdressing and
electric treatment for removing Wrin-
kIes, blackheads and all facial blem.
iShes. Phone 521. Entrance on
Lamar or Jackson street.
MRS. McLEND0N, Proprietor.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Picture and room moulding, pic
ture frames made to order.
HOLIDAYS BOOK STORE.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
Periodicals.

The dictionary describes an affin.
ity as chemical attraction
Most of them are"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

E. H. Sullivan registered from At
lanta yesterday among the arrivals at
The Windsor.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL LIFE

Picture and room moulding, pic
ture frames made to order.
HOLIDAYS BOOK STORE.
j. P. Trammell came over from
Lumpkin yesterday among others here
from Stewards capital.
Note our ad on fourth page of this
issue. James Fricker & Bro
T. F. Crawford was among the Al
banians who came up to Americas
yesterday on business.
Watch US for watches" We have
all kinds and styles. Prices from 81
to $4,000 each. James Fricker &
Bro.
d. w. Robertson of Savannah, was
in Americas yesterday coming here
upon business.
Dress Goods, one of finest lines
ever shown in Americas, varied as
sOrtment, prices that will please. Well
worth your attention if you need a
fall and winter dress. Duncan Mer-
camille Co.
f. H. Sullivan registered from At
lanta yesterday among the arrivals at
The Windsor.
A fine watch movement cased in
solid Pearl, gents size, is something
new and very handsome to be seen at
F'ricker's.
A. c.. Kelly, Jr, is. an artistic addi-
ton to the home of Prof and Mrs.
A. c. Kelly, on Church street.
We have the new Howard railroad
watch with their special railroad dial
having marginal minutes, one to six
ty. Ask to see it at Fricker's.
Mr. J. n. Scarborough has gone to
Atlanta upon visit of few days to
his daughter, Mrs. Jarrard.
Travelling Passenger Agent Keith,
of the Central Railway, was in AM
! CIRCUS yesterday on business.
Mr.. Lee NJ. Hansford continues con
| fined to his room with rheumatism, to
the great regret of the many friends
| of this genial gentleman.
Miss Maggie Griffin will return to
| Wesleyan College on Monday, having
rec overed from her recent severe
l illness with fever.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Weather forecast for today: FAN
and colder.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

ADaiy Except Sunday
nd a
to irons
j. e
BLoUNT District Pessenge Agent Mae5a
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
DANASK NAPKINS.

75c Damask Napkins at g.. e.. soc
S5c Damask Napgins at e.. e.. 75e
S1.00 Damask Napkins at . .. S5c
$1.25 Damask Napkins at =. $1O0
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

A fine watch movement cased in
solid Pearl, gents size, is something
new and very handsome to be seen at
Fricker's.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

One lot of Odd Pairs Fine Lace
Curtains will be closed out Below
Cost Price
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Mr.. and Mrs. j. C. Houser of For
Valley are visitors in Americas, ar
irving yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Mrs. r. L. West returned to MacoI
yesterday after a visit OF severa
days to relatives here
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Mrs. L. F. Bugg of Leary arrived
yesterday upon a visit to relatives in
Americas, her former home.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

50 cents yard for silks-Iatest pat
terms, excellent qualities. To see is to
buy. Duncan Mercantile Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

We sell ''Everwear hosiery" for
men and women. They are absolute
ly guaranteed for six months
29-tf. w. J. JOSEY.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

A. C. Kelly, Jr, is. an artistic addi-
ton to the home of Prof. and Mrs.
A c. Kelly, on Church street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10
Land For Sale.

309 "a acres of land in
Lee County about one mile
east Of Adams station. occupied by
Jube Meekins Very good.
BANK OF SOUTHWESTERN GA
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Also at the same time and place
will be sold one house and lot No
125 Jones Alley, bounded North by
property of c. r. Whitley, South by
property of Sallie Barnes and Ella
Hevreson, East by property of Miss
Sails Parrish and West by Davis
Alley Levied on as the property oil
in favor of the Mayor and City Coun-
ell VS.. Robert Jones. Tenant in pos
session notified in terms of the law
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

j. P, Wommack came with others
from Columbus having business in the
city yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Also at the same time and place
will be sold one house and lot No.
1906 Lee street; bounded North by
by other property of Oceola Dis
mukes and West by Lee St, levied
on as the property of Oceola Dis
mukes to satisfy two city tax fl fas
for the years 1906, 1907, in favor OF
the Mayor and City Council of AM
CIRCUS VS. Oceola Dismukes. Tenant
in possession notified in terms OF the
law. w. II. FEAGIN,
City Marshal
This October End, 1908.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Corset covers at One-third to One-half
Off regular prices. Drummer's samples.
Call and inspect. Duncan Mercantile
Company.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

Supt. Ad j. Poole, of the motive
department of the Seaboard, was in
the city yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-10-10

We have the new Howard railroad
watch with their special railroad dial
having marginal minutes, one to six
ty Ask to see it at Fricker's
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-12-10
The Pc opuIar Coral.

The dealer held up two strings OF
coral. They were of equal size, but one
was dark and dull in hue, the other
beautifully pink and translucent
"The dark one" he said ''is worth
so cents; the pink one is worth $500
That Is what makes coral so popular.
1t suits all pocketboOks All over the
world it goes. These strings of rough
uncut beads are for the dead Of India
They are put round the necks of the
bodies about to be burned in the CHATS.
These large and blood red beads go
TO Africa. They arc much liked by
the natives. whose dark skins they
perfectly suit Here are Il lot of coral
hands with fingers cEtcndcd in a V
the gesture that wards off the evil eye.
The coral hands arc fer Italy, where
the BELIEF in their efficacy is wide
spread. - Buffalo Express.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-12-10

Bridget had h.H U America only a
few months ta believed iu the
principle or rawIU tu Know what
she ought to tnuu @hc hal been en-
zo4pd us llUuGH .s b .uHIi family
1f we'll tu do reurl. NhrI asked If
She understood a., thc "details 90 Dor
work She uuhcslmiiugl, replied "Surc
| do. g'am.
Her mistress was not quite satisfied.
however. aud while she Wa, busy with
her first washing locke I" nppn her.
Bridget seemed 90 hr doiu. all right.
and she left without offering sugges-
tons
Next morning the ironing was In or
der. and Bridget was hard at It when
her mistress looked in to say, AS you
get the clothes lroncd just throw them
tvcr the horse"
"All right, maam," the busy laundry
cir! replied without stopping to raise
lcr eycs from her work in hand
Tho laundry room was located In an
outhousc adiolnng the barn. and occa-
slonally tho nelghing of the family
horse and the merry voice of Bridget
resounded throughout the house.
Rcturnlrg to the laundry house n
couple OF hours later. the lady could
scarcely believe her eyes nor restrain
her mirth waeG she bcheld the fam
lily horse. standing patiently beside
Bridget. loaded down with newly
lroned sheets, pillowcases, tablcclothS
and lace iriumcd waists and skirts.
With an arvious look on her honest
face Hrid-ct observed. I'm glad
you've colc, ma'am. for III have to
have another horse"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-12-10
WORKING Too Hard.

The owner cf the farm had been en-
joying himself at the county fair, while
his Woodworking wife taycd at home
to see that the farm suffered no loss
I'm his ab&oE"e.
well Sarah" said the owner upon
his rctur.. I'm about al tired out Is
the cows IL he h-rnt'
"Ycs: lonn civ g." replied his wife.
barely looking Up from the task then
In hand.
rs the hossea embarrassed an fedT'
YES"
"Chicsens locked up?'
YES"
Wood chopFe for mornin'?"
"Yes"
"Wagon heel terGad an ready t
start in ~ 'aornin:"
Yes"
We'll. then" concluded the exhaust
ed owLcr. with 4 sigh Of relief. "let me
have my supper. I'm goin to turn in.
Farmins beGinnin' t. tell on me e."-New
York Herald
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-12-10
Fie Would Return.

Marrow was three years old One
Gay his mother said to him. Now,
NARROW, you may go outdoors to play
for awhile. but If j see you crossing
the street 70 play with that naughty
little boy Willie Burr again I'll give
you hard, hard spanking"
Half au hour later the mother looked
out after her boy and saw him playing
with Willie Burr. She raised the win
dow and called with forced gentleness
MARROW, come here to mer'
NARROW came, but as he did so he
turned to his companion and said
you stay wight here, Willie. Pm
doin' in to det spanked. I'll be wight
back."-DelineatOr.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-12-10

Mrs. Meek of Harrisburg passed Sun
day with Mrs. p L Lewis.
Mrs. Robert Lewis, OF Buffalo, ,'eited
relatives in town last weeH
Misses Cora Barker and Ma, me
Cleary, OF this place, spent SunGa. m
Olean, Visiting friends,
Lawrence Fisk, of this place, No. 4
business caller at st. Marys the fir #
the week, returning home on Tnals.
day.
J. B. Meisel, r.ade short bush, IS
trip to Cameron last Tuesday j. b.,
and his estimabc wife are both hustl-
ers and are enjoying a fine trade.
Editor Hockey is serving his coun-
Try aC Harrisburg, in the capacity of u,
). Juror. 1t ~ IA paying position and
we expect he win come home with
pockets full-of experience. LATER-r
He has returned home and saved the
Nation, but is out his time and So.
Mrs. E. f Close and Mrs. Ostrum,
two pleasant ladies of West Creek,
We're PRESS callers last Saturday. Mrs.
Close renewed her subscription for
another year.
W. o. Hillyard, of Bradford, was the
guest of his daugter, Mrs. Byron
Jones, on Third street last Friday and
Saturday.
Mrs. }. 5. Wiley, of Maple Shade, is
guest Of her soD, Gramt :. and family
Al Austin, the past week.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-12-10
Catching Rats.

The best way to catch rats is to put
any animal substance. well perfumed
with oil of rhodium, into trap. This
induces them to enter readily and even
draws them from Il considerable dis
tancc, as they are extremely partial to
this oil. An ounce Of oil of rhodium
will cost YOU 80 cents Catnip to cat
is nothing like rhodium to a rat. Oil
OF rhodium is made from a species of
bindwccd and IS used in perfumery.-
New York Press.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-12-10

IKE 10 see }lt tHN GF par 1HICfl, fal p Fgs tV
tat card, i'fter or personally
Mr.. Chester More, of Howacd, Pa,
called on friends in this place the last
OF the week.
X. ". Olmsted, of Ridgway, visited
his father, Fl. Z. Olmsted and family,
over Sunday.
Mrs Mary Beers, of this place, de-
parted for Troy, Pa, last Saturday,
where she will visit relatives for some
time.
Mrs. Clara Kibe and children are the
guests of relatives at Treverton, for
few weeks.
Miss Mary Dawson, of Ridgway,
called on friends and relations in this
place, last Saturday.
Rev. j. NJ. Robertson, conducted the
morning service in Grace Church at
Ridgway last Sunday.
Miss Lena Bair and brother ]. NJ,
were guests of friends at ST. Marys,
last Sunday.
Miss Fannie DIETRICH, who has been
employed as head milliner at Mrs Z
S. Coppersmith's, has closed her season
and returned to her home at Wapako
eta, Ohio.
Hon, F. f X. B,umle and daughter,
Miss Helen, accompanied by Miss Mary
Costello went to New York city the
first OF the week, where Miss Costello
was placed in a school
Miss Nellie Z. Marsh, OF Mason Hin,
was a guest at the home of a. II. Farr,
the last of the week. Miss Marsh, who
is the daughter of our much respected
friend, David f. Marsh, made the
PRESS Office pleasant visit on Friday.
Mrs and Mrs. Geo. Deike and child
rem returned to their home at Kittan-
ing, Pa, last Monday morning.
Misses Margaret Dodson and Mar.
guerite Metzger, Messrs Rodney
Shives and John Murray, guests of
Miss Ethel Fisher at Howard Siding,
last Tuesday evening
Mr.. Lyman Wiley was taken very ill
last Sunday and at this writing shows
little improvement, but is very weak
Miss Ella Cotter of st. Marys, visit
ed friends in town over Sunday.
Joseph Johnston, Of Buffalo, is now
employed 10 Edward Blinzler's tonsor-
ial parlor.
l. II. Hruner the efficient steno.
graphor aJ the Calder Brick Works,
departed for his nome at Punxsutaw-
ney last Tuesday, where he will eHioy
avacation of = few weeks
Miss Alma Hertig, who has been en-
ployed at Andover, Ohio, as milliner,
the past season, returned to her home,
in this place on Monday.
Miss Bryan, professional nurse, who
has been assisting in nursing the fever
patients in town, during the past few
weeks, was taken to her home, Punk.
sutawney, yesterday, having evident.
ly contracted the disease. Mrs. w. II.
Howard accompanied her to Ridgway,
where she was met by her brother
Miss Mary Murphy, who has been
nursing in Emporium, for the past two
months in the homes OF Mrs NJ A.
Rockwell, Mr.. Henry Auchu and Mr.
George Smutz's has returned to her
home at Dubois, having been very sue
cessful with all her cases
Miss Rose Smith, of this place, visit
ired her brother Thomas, who is down
with typhoid fever ia Ridgway hospi
tai, last Wednesday. lie is doing we'll
Geo. a. WalEcr Jr and sister. Miss
Grace, have aeea wishing in Buf4o.
since Thanksgiving guests Of ". J..
sykes and am.y. Geo. Las returned
nome, b.- Miss Gtacs remains there.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-12-10

The class had Just finished reciting
"The Charge Of the Light Brigade"
"Now," said the teacher, "can any
one present tell me The meaning Of
those words, Half a leagucT"
Up shot the hand Of Thomas Jones,
aged eleven, football captain and III
domitable fullback.
"Please, sir. it means they couldn't
get enough clubs to make up the full
league"
Some one had blundered.- London
Answers.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-12-10
The Wrong Shoulder.

In 4 timber yard two workmen were
carrying a large piece Of wood when
the manager, who happened to come
up at the time. accoSted one of them.
"Joe," said he. you've got that batten
upon the wrGn@ shoulder"
'I know that" was the ready reply.
1T should be upon yours" London
Scraps.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-12-10
Not q BARGAIN.

'Do you think that Miss Kidder was
having fun with meF' asked Chawlie
"Well, old chap, give me the Details"
was Awthur's response.
You see, | had my bull terrier with
me, and said to her That dog knows
as much as / do, And she said Don't
you think $40 was too much to pay
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