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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
FUN FOR ~HApPY COUPLE"
Modern Wedding Described with Pos.
sibIy Slight Exaggeration.

The young pair had so many friends
that the police were quite unable to
cope with the situation. The bride
was headed up in barrel and thrown
into the river. while the groom was
bound and gagged and suspended by
his feet from a tall tree.
At this point the military was
called out and arrived at double quick
just in time to save the baggage from
being pasted over with insulting pla-
cards.
A number of shot were exchanged.
At late hour the city was reported
quiet and the authorities. though not
denying the popularity of the high
contracting parties, were confident
that there would be no more violence
Puck
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF the There only way TO
Deafness and that Is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness Is caused By an lnnamed condition of the
mucous lining Of the Eustaehian Tube. When this
tube Is inhamed you have a rumbling sound i'm
perfect hearing. and when It Is entirely closed Deaf
is the result. and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored 20 It's normal condi-
tion. hearing will be destroyed forever nine
out OF ten caused by Catarrh which Is nothing
but infamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any OF
Deafness fcaused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Hairs Getarrh Cure. Send fer circulars. free.
y. J. CHENEY a CO.. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Take Hairs Family pills for constipation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
hadherWaY.

The oldest named country home is
in Jackson county, according to Co
lumbar who is a friend of the owner.
The name as it appears at the front
gate is "Hadherway," and never fails
10 attract attention from passerssy.
For years the wife wanted TO leave
Kansas City and go to farm. When
the family finally moved they named
the home "Hadherway."-Columbia
Herald
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20

no cure for me and l was given up to
die. Being urged, I used Doan's Kid
ney Pills. Soon l was better and in a
few weeks was about the house, we'll
and strong again"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
His Reason.

The Pied Piper had just charmed all
the children into the mountain.
so the fathers of the families can
have a good time in the country" he
explained.
Herewith there were some who sus-
pected a put-up job.-Harpers Bazaar.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20

For years / was
weak and run down,
could not sleep, my
limbs swelled and
the secretions were
troublesome: pains
were intense. / was
fast in bed for four
months. Three doc
tors said there was
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20

If there is any one thing that a
woman breads more than another it
is a surgical operation.
We can state without fear of a
contradiction that there are hum
dreds, yes, thousands, of operations
performed upon women in our hos
pitals which are entirely unneces-
sary and many have been avoided by
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20

Some young men seem to think It
better 10 have loved and lost than
never TO have lost at all.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
COFFEE
You are both judge and
Jury for Schil1ing's Best.

Your grocer returns your money il YOU don't
like il; We pay him.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
Moi Till Than

PERCY dreamed last night that
you had accepted me. What does that
signify?
Edith-That you will marry me.
Percy-Ah! When9
Edith-When you dream again!-
London Opinion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
sED.BoUNp FoR MONTHS.
Hope Abandoned After Physicians
Consultation.

Mrs. Enos Shearer, Yew and Wash
ington SITS, Centralia. Wash. saws:
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20

Use Aliens FOot-ERse
Cures red aching sweating feet. c. Trial package
free. A, =. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
LYDIA +. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

For proof of this statement read
the following letters.
Mrs. Barbara Base, of Kingman,
Kansas, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
"For eight years I suffered from the
most severe form of female troubles and
was told that an operation was my only
hope of recovery. wrote Mrs. Pinkham
for advice, and took Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and it has saved
my life and made me well woman"
Mrs. Arthur r. House, of Church
Road, Moorestown. N. j., writes:
IL feel it is my duty to let people
know what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound has done for me. /
suffered from female troubles, and last
March my physician decided that an
operation was necessary. My husband
objected, and urged me to try Lydia
and to-day am well and strong"
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacement, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, and backache-
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn Mass.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng sOftens the guns reduces In
Illumination. asys pain cures wind collie. Csc bottle
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
A Chemisette.

The fact that the Pereira medal-the
annual blue ribbon" of the world of
pharmacy-bas been won by a lady
makes one wonder what a female
chemist should be called. A chemi-
sette?-London Punch.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
THE NEWEST MODE.

SusieAWhat does the new baby at
your house look like? Is it nice?
Sammy-Must be the latest thing in
babies. Maw's as tickled over it as
if it just come from the milliner's.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
NOT EXACTLY.
Puck.

Flossie Footlight-Part of the Jap
anese wedding ceremony consists in
the burning of the discarded toys of
the bride.
Winnie Wings-Horrors! You don't
mean cremating her cast-off lovers, do
you?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20

Nothing prospers like a frenzied
flnancier-for time.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20

There are no vacations in the school
FOR scandal
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-11-20
gm1noYfan4 10 Nao4loeva.

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
Close Of Campaign.

The campaign Of 1905 has been
the most remarkable one Of his
tory in many respects. The
candidates for the presidency
have both made long trips over
the country speaking and getting
votes. The last week they have
been c~entering their attention on
New York as each realizes that
the thirty nine electoral votes Of
this state may turn the tide
either way.
In Missouri the candidates
have been doing the same thing,
making trips over the country
and at the close Of the campaign
making a grand finish in StLouis
where the result may be decided.
The returns are not all in yet
but indications are that the Soc.
ialist party VIII poia vote OF ohe
million, or more than double that
Of four years ago. The Social.
lists are becoming a factor 70 be
reckoned with in some states,
The independence League Is an
other young party that cuts a
figure IN certain states. The
Prohibition party is also gaining
ground. The peculiar thing Is
that the great majority Of these
minor parties come from the
Democratic ranks and the his.
torical coincidence with the end
Of the Wing party would indicate
that the Democratic party viii
be absorbed By either the Soc-
ialist party or the independent
League.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

The following from some I'M
known exchange expresses our
ideas to a nicely in more than one
thing: Did you ever go "a
town and admire its beautiful
homes, its well kept streets.
good walks, pretty lawns ana.
shrubbery? Did you compliment
the people who were responsible
for such pleasant surroundings
Didn't you feel a desire to live n.
such a place? Wen that town.
wasn't an accident-it takes lab
or and skill TO produce such re-
suits, and labor costs money.
People who were responsible for
the well kept town we're Twin
on higher planes than money
boarding; they realize TIE f1ul.
ney Of life is made but once.
they believe ia cultivate q lose
for the beautiful; they merely
wanted the comforts which mon.
affords. Tins Characteristic IS
essential 70 town building city
building or farm building. Its
results are apparent I'm tie couu-
try as well as in the towns. You
see il exempted every day: tie
only trouble is the scarcity az
the article "
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

Newspaper men are very much
like other men; they cannot
think Of everything on the day 81.
publication any more than Il gro
Ger can remember an order for
certain stuff to be sent 20 4 Gus
toner two or three days ahead
Of the time he is told his custom
er viii want it. We know how
aggrevating it is to the publisher
to lock over his paper after st
printed and find that some item
that he fully intended 10 print
not there. Such things viii
happen in spite Of all that can be
done and the only thing that can
be done is to keep as good natur-
ed as possible. No editor wor
thy Of the name will purposelv
leave out an item of news even II
It is about his worst enemy. The
Whole community is interested
in a newspaper and an editor has
no right to consider personal
feelings when it comes to print
ing the news. Edna Democrat.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

The Clinton County Democrat
published at Plattshurg, NO ~,
ports that five rural routes from
that place have been ordered dis
continued Nov. Both on account
Of the failure on the part Of the
patrons Of the routes 20 keep the
ronds in passabie condition This
comes as a warming go the pa
irons Of an rural route md
shows thai .he post office depar-
ment proposes ulat tine o. Is
must keep the roads in erd COS
dition II they desire free mail
service. How are the roads on
the route alongside Of your place.
-Ex.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

In a religious census 81 tbe
students Of the University Of
Missouri taken recently &c was
found that of the 1000 students
now in the departments OF the
University at Columbia, I6l0af
church members. Thirty two
denominations are represented
and OF these the Christian. Meth.
odist and Baptist churches lead
in membership in the order nam
ed. -Butler Democrat.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
Ias lmIHeace Of Printing.

TIE printed page took the BIZ
irom the priests and gave It
the people; took government
lom the lords aud gave it to the
commons. Thus it destroyed
be- power oftwo states; strenth-
ened third estate; and created
ioarth estate Todag all the.
d a school and the readers
Fac printed page are pupils.
lne introduction OF printing
esultad IN IS new err Of
aruing and literature. Hu.
raQght humanity into closer
agship, and broadened learn
ue by making il more universal.
educating the common class,
distinction between the two.
was iessened and
.le direct result OF this was a
plane oI civilization and culture.
.th Che invention Of printing
world received one Of it's
mos potent civilizing agents.
g, once the possession Of
rich5 clergy and nobility
las now become, through
sia medium ~ printing, open to.
A This one result of printing
has prGTed it "a enduring slim
pi % civilization
ro9ably no one thing has
greater part in the pro
ross az our civilization than
printing by means Of which one
e~nelatiou has handed down 10.
next the results Of il endeay.
g foundation on which 10.
.6uHi.
rlutiug has been IN turn the
.d.er statesman and preacher
tae Universe. II freed the
es from their oppressers,
usat them self-government,
I'd explained TO them the doc
rna of the brotherhood OF man.
4he art Of printing has done
nero lor tbe uplift OF mankind
llan any OF the other arts or
encos, for through this med,
ium aH OF the arts and sciences
have been preserved and pro
Noted, aud information upon lan
Subjects IS made available 10
practically everyone.
Asith the invention OF printing,
ga the fifteenth century, began
.tho reel progress Of the ciyiliza-
t1n, aud culture and knosgledge
~ tAe world. Yhe progfess Of
utilization in the four hundred
ycafs Of priuted ideas, bias adj
rueed and spread more'than in
81 GAG thousands ~ Mears pre-
ding University Missburian.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

ilon Geo Tempf5ton. closed
his camaign fer prosecuting at.
togw at New Hleme Monday
p At here he addressed a good
crowd.
Airs J. ~ Jamison spent Sun
day in Butler.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

There we're perhaps 20.oO0,0OO
people in the United States who
lost two hours sleep each to
learn the election results or a
small item Of 100000 hours,
$685. 66 days, 222 222 months or
1900 years il credited to one
man.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
" oHIclals

Representatives. ~. Grimth.
Circuit Judge-G \. Denton.
Probate judge. A. Silvers.
SheuH-C. r. Beard.
Circuit Cierk-D. +. Emhree.
County Clerk-C. q. Weeks.
Recorder. NJ. Smith.
Treasurer-W. r.. Bell.
Pros. Atty-W, b. Dawson.
school Coma. L. Ives.
surveyor-E. b. Boron.
Administrat0r-Jno. Hayes.
Coroner-O. T.. Renick.
Presiding Judge l.. Harper.
Associate "A, d. Hyde.
-Estes Smith,
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
Excursion rates Via The
Missouri Pacific Railway,

Summer tourist tickets on sale
daily TO Colorado, Utah. Oregon,
California, and Old Mexico, at
very low rates, return limit Of
tickets October 81 st,
HomeSokere tickets on sale to
all southwestern, western and
northwestern State and Canada,
July : and p, August Z and 10,
Sept. / and IS, Oct. Q and 20,
Nov. o aud IA, Dec / and IL, re-
turn limits 81 and 80 day from
date Of sale.
q p. o. f., Dalla, Texa.
Ticket on sale July 0 10 IS, re-
turn Aug. 8. $1Tl0 for round
trip.
r.. A. BAILEY, Agent.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

meotlngs Of Township Beard
First Wednesday after first Fse=
day ia April.
First Tuesday after nrst Monday
Ia July.
Third Monday OF November Of
ach year az once OF
clerk.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

With natural gas in the abund.
ance promised for this CITY,
Rich HIS boom is at hand
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

Bill viii be n~augurated Mar.
4th. This much we can write
the day before election.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
Send Dalas.

Parties sending for hack mum.
bers Of the Tribune for a certain
article should give the date when
the said article appeared. 1.-THE
exact date is not known tell the
month.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
M. E. Church, South.

M. E. Church, South.
Sunday Schoolat 9.45.
Preaching at II a. m.
Junior League at . p. M.
Senior League at 6;30p. m.
Preaching at 1880 p. m.
Everyone cordially invited to
sttend the services.
WILLIAM H. HARGRovE,
Pastor.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

Are you looking at the dough-
nut or at the hole-O or
pessemistic.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

VIII soon have vitrihed end
bidding brick for sale at factory
prices Addressl
h. n. BOOTH, Mgr,E
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

First church of Christ, Scientist
Sunday School, 9;45 a. N.
Service at II a, m.
Testimonial Meeting on Wed.
nesday at 500 p. m.
Reading Room open on Wed
nesday from 3 to 5 p. m.
All cordially invited.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

Kentucky's full Of C~olonels,
and the Colonies are full of corn
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
AT III CHURCHES.


W nut Street N. E. Church.
Sunday School at GAS a. m.
Preaching at II a. m.
Junior League at $3.50 p. m.
Epworth League at $50 p. m
Preaching at 100 p. m.
Prayer meeting on THURSDAY
evening at 7:30.
The public are cordially invit.
to attend.
A. G. KEAsT, Pastor.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

The knocker IS always a wise
old owl" in his own estimation,
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
Cash ia Advance.

By January tst We hope to have
the Tribune book ia shape 10 run
a strictly cashin-admnce bust.
ness, and 20 do this we must
collect from delinquents Ifyou
geta statement from rs please
attend % the matter AZ once IL
o business matter and should
be attended toina business like
way.
Where we send q statement
and receive no reply. we win 81
compelled " send tie account -
q collecting agency. This applies
2, % those Who have absolute
gnored our letters Please
nd 70 this matter
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
R. r. TIME TABLES
1oooonoooo nanannnnn-
Fflseo 1'lme MN.

Frisco Time Table.
TRAINS DEPART.
No. l32, p%assenger, -..it.s5 a.. m.
No. l4t. Mixed ...... 100 y. m.
TRAINS AHRiYE
No lSl, Mixed .......,... 1910 n. IN.
No. lfl, Passenger. ..-,...3 80 y. IA.
No. ii2 connects az Linton With
day trains for Texas aud Oklahoma
points.
No. ia connects az PleRannton
with fast trains Tor Texas and OK.
lahoma points, and for Memphis
and the southeast: also with local
passenger for Kansas city, arriving
a Kans $ city 1000 p m.
g. u. CoNovER. AIT.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05


First Presbyterian Church.
Sunday School, 9;45 a. m.
Junior Endeayor, 300 p. m.
Preaching az II a, M.
Christian Endeavor. ESQ p. m.
Prayer Meeting every Thurs
day at 7:30 p. m.
Preaching at 7:80 p. m.
j. G. WEST Pastor.
German Ev. Lutheran Church.
Sunday school at $50 a. m.
Preaching at 1890 q. m.
English preaching AZ g p. N.
Everybody is cordially invited
TO attend these services.
CHR. BUEGE, Pastor.
Catholic Church Services
Services Ist and srd Sunday
at 10 80.
mass at s zoo a. m.S
Rev. Father Murphy, Pastor.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

Suffered at the Rich Hin post
office as second class matter
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

Hon. Geo. Templeton spoke in
Adrian Saturday night.
Very few election bets were
posted b. Rich Hill.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
Rich Hill Brick q Tile Factory

100000 3, 4, and S-ineh
Tile in our yards ready for the
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
THE TRIBUNE

GEo. B. DowEI.L.
Editor and Manager.
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-05-03
WHY l AM A FREETHINKER2
(By A. B. Bennett.)

First-Because we know nothing, can
know nothing, have never known anything
of any future existence, although l would
not deprive any man or woman of the sat
isfaction or enjoyment they may possess
from an honest and sincere belief in fu-
ture state.
SecOnd-That orthodox Christianity is
founded upon a barbarous custom of sac
rifice, or burnt offerings, which is incon-
sistent with this, our twentieth century
intelligence, and, as a premium, we are
offered the blood and body of Jesus as
means of remission of sin. Is not this both
barbarous, revolving and demoralizing to
the average man or woman?
Third--Because If cannot be true man
without eating the body or drinking the
imaginary blood of an imaginary human
being, l am not worthy the name of
man. Why should we worship at the shrine
of supernatural cults, born of murder, in
an age of ignorance and superstition, more
than two thousand years ago?
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-05-03
BLUE GRASS BLADE.
Satan and the Saints

Democratic ROSTERS after a favorable
election to the sainted memory of Old
Hickory Jackson. / have no doubt that the
hen angels all cackled and engaged in
fuss and feather demonstrations.
All the she saints claimed to be the
heroine of Cowper's bon mot. Cowperic
faith only resulted in making one bigoted
damphool of the namby -pamby order Cow
per is now engaged in Matching out angel
eggs under the goose that laid the china
eggs. Do the saints wear Merry-Widow
hats in heaven.
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-05-03
Just a Little Brushing Up Of Famous
CoupIet by cowper.
(By John F. Clarke.)

Satan trembles when he sees
The weakest saint upon his knees
-Cowper.
Christians have the happy faculty of
making proverbs that are not proverbial
The fear of God is the beginning of
Wisdom" When Satan sees the weakest
saintess kneeling he begins to fear God
and wisdom gives him the palsy and he
shakes. Just how Mr.. Cowper got his
transformation is hard to tell. He GER
tainly never saw Satan rubber-necking the
make an epigram and show off his ortho-
dox piety and ne let his pen trace the first
queer stuff that his toxic brain exhumed
from the musty tones of nescience. If
the saintess had pretty ankles, perhaps
Satan was not trembling at the result of
the prayer, but hoping for a prolonging
thereof. When it is pretty well established
of the faithful availeth nothing, we are
surprised at Mr.. Cowper's statement.
Perhaps when Satan prays the weakest
saint will take notice.
Weak saints are likely weak in the
knees, weak In the head, and weak in
heart Satan is said to reside in a place
where weak and strong saints do not re-
sort to kneeling.
Cowpers witticism falls fiat, and yet it
Is quoted and re-quoted as an inspired
treasure If Satan is omnipresent, he sees
many weak saints on their knees and he
is kept trembling like an aspen leaf. Why
should the weakest saint pray? Who is
she? Why does she not become strongH
Why does Satan tremble? Does he fear
that God will forget himself and give heed
to prayer at some time? Does he fear
that the prayers answer will be inimical
to Satan? Cowper looms up before me as
fool of large dimensions. God must have
trembled when Satan sent the chariots of
iron after his chosen. Gods armies al
ways have saints pray before battle and
yet Gods warriors usually come off second
best Icons were thicker than bullets in
the late war between Russia and Japan.
Saints strutted and called upon God to help
the Russians do something to Japan but
the superior guns of the Japs were too
much for God to overcome. Weak Gods,
weak answers, and weak saints, weak pray
ers are not calculated to do more than
make Satan shake with laughter. After
writing such beautiful sentiment, I ex-
pect clapping of hands and tapping of
wings. The angel rooster crowed like