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The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
MEANT TO GIVE WILLIE A TIP.
But the Lady Of the House Amended
His Fathers instruction.

"My son." said the head of the fam
lily after he had read all the sporting
news, here is good thing for you to
remember l give it to you out of the
store Of my experience. Had | under
stood it at your years it would have
saved me a good many mistakes:
Always notice the way your friends
laugh BY their laugh you may know
their character.
1.-THE laughter Of human beings is
based on the vowelS If man laughs
in A-the open tone of A which is all
then he is frank and honest, little
fond Of noise and excitement, perhaps,
and perhaps Of somewhat tickle dis
position; but at any rate honest. You
can trust him, son.
Those who laugh in E-pronounced
ay--are melancholy. Those who laugh
in pronounced ee-are gleeful Chill
dren most often use that tone, as do
the simple, the obliging, the affection
ate, the timid and the undecided folks.
when your mother asks me If am
going to the club again and / laugh,
using the ee sound, it is not because
l am timid, but because I am unde'
cided. 1t is well to make note OF
these things.
"Those who laugh roundly in o are
generous and inclined to be of a dar.
ing nature, the former Of which is
good thing, son, and the latter very
bad for little boys.
"Never trust a man who laughs in
U. He's a scamp. The gas man laughs
in U. Yes, indeed, after you grow up
you will notice these things"
eyes, Willie" said the lady Of the
house from the other side Of the
table, remember what your father
says. because tomorrow night he will
want you to repeat 1t to company and
say he told you. But for your own In
structlon I will tell you an easier way
to pick out nice people than that some
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a WINNING Speech.
She was white with indignation.

She was white with indignation.
"You shall never go down to that
horrid club again, James Henry"
"But, Martha, +"
"Never mind. You heard what said.
You must remember when l bring my
foot down on anything 1t bears
weight"
"Nonsense!"
"What? You mean to ridicule my
assertion, James Henry Butler?"
"Oh, no, my dear l merely wished
to remark that foot as small as the
one you possess could not possibly
bear weight"
There was long pause.
"You really think so, James? Well,
now, aren't you both clever and truth.
full l believe I will let you go down
to the club tonight II you'll promise
to come home real early"
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Nickerson Business COlIeue.

Mr.. w. f. Williams of the Nckerson
Business College was in the city last
week and make this Office pleasant CALL
This Is fast becoming the leading bust
ness college of Kansas. They have the
best talent obtalnable In their faculty
and their methods are up-to-date In
every particular, Their large attendance
enables t1em to keep their tuition and
other expenses at minimum cost.
Nickerson is clean town, no joints,
billiard halls or pool rooms are per-
mitted. 1t is about two and a half hours
ride from Dodge City and If any young
people of Ford county are thinking Of
going from home to school they GER
tainly could no better than to go to
Nickerson Business College. II
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30

Mrs. Z. g. Moody entertained on last
Friday evening for Misses Gale and
Marie Moody Of Topeks. There were
quite number Of guests present and the
evening was thoroughly, enjoyed by ALL
Shadows Of the young ladies' were thrown
upon a curtain and partners were bid on
by the young men. After each young
man had secured his partner in this
manner, he was furnished with hat
frame and material for trimming and
had to use his own taste in trimming the
hat When the hat was completed 1t
was given to the young lady partner
and she was required to wear it during
the evening. The hats were rare "cre-
atoms" as fashioned by the young men
anr the effect caused plenty Of merri-
ment,
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Reunion Week.

There will be hundreds of people in
the city wanting board aud sleeping
accommodations and it Is the desire of the
Reunion management that the citizens
open their homes for the accommodation
of our visitors. f. K. Baldridge is
authorized to solicit for such accom-.
odations and we hope the god house.
keepers of our city will do their best
towards furnishing Accommodations.
j. A. ARMENT, Secty.
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ONLY ONE PARTY
You Will Have to be One Thing or the
Other at the Primary Election

You viii Have to be One Thing or the
Other at the Primary Election
When you vote at the Primary election
next Tuesday remember that you can only
vote for nominations on one ticket and
that must be that of your own chosen
political party. After giving your nam
you will have to announ, 90 your party;
then you will be given one ticket and 1t
will have only the candidates of yonr
own party. You have probably an
nounced your party several times by
signing nomination papers on which you
have stated that you will support the
candidate. There will be challengers at
the rols, and where voter is challenged
he will have to swear that he is member
Of the party whose ticket he is wanting
to vote and that he has not signed nomi-
nation papers for any one in any other
party.
There ia only one thing to do. Decide
that you will support one certain party,
and M IN the nolle and vnte that no rtv
ticket. Any attempt at crooked work is
pretty certain to be failure, and 1t will
put the person attempting it in very
bad position.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
To Whom II May Concern.

This is to certify that the co-partner-
ship heretofore existing between John
Rapp Jr., and j. W. Gibson, as agents OF
"The Uncle Sam Oil Co, OIL" is this day
dissolved by mutual consent, j. w. Glib
son retaining the business. July l, 1908.
JOHN RAPP, JR.,
1t j. w. GIBSON
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30

Six members of the VI. E. Missionary
Society. Mrs. SkiIlington, Mrs, Albert
HartwelI, Mrs. c. A. Guthrie, Mrs. J. M.
Kirkpatrick. Mrs. H Il. Catlln and Mrs.
Mary Ora Word were the guests OF the
Spearville Missionary Society last
Thursday. They left here in the morn
Ing and were entertained at the homes
of several of the members until the
afternoon when the Society met with
Mrs. Geo. Sheldon. After the program
had been given a dainty two course
luncheon was served. The Dodge City
ladies returned home In the evening
after spending most enjoyable day.
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THE SENATORIAL CONTEST.

lns primary eltcllou neAL luteua
will settle who will represent Kansas II
the United SAFES senate, for the mex
term. Senator Long Is looked upo
10 the nation ~. on" of the strong men il
The Republican party. There has beer
steady fire on him since he entered HI
first race for United States senator. An
other man wanted the place then. Bu
1t was given to Mr.. Long and be ha
shown more ability and influence II
Washington than any senator that hst
been sent from Kansas in long series OF
years. Another man wants the place
now and the fight is continued. Tbroug'
all of this prolonged fight, with his
enemies searching high and low fol
objections to the Senator, the m 's
vicious of his foes admit that he IL
honest and that he has great alb illty.
There is no question that he fav ors the
political policies Of Roosevelt and Taft,
and that he has favored them. There ID
no question as to his high standing with
either the president or the PRESIDENT al
candidate. There Is no question that he
Is an able statesman. Every objection
to Senator Long has been founded on
the fact Of his voting against certain La
Toilette amendments that the majority
Of the Republicans were against. Long
admires Roosevelt. La Toilette hates
Roosevelt. Every speech that has been
made against Senator Long, II Analysed,
will be found to be more ola demo-
cratic speech than Republican speech.
Kansas ranks as one Of the greatest states
In the nation, In some particulars out
ranks all other states. Kansas should
be represented 10 congress by men who
will rank high among the representatives
of the other states. In the councils OF
the Republican party Of the nation Kan
sas is very prominent now, through Sem
ator Long. More prominent than she
has ever been before. In all probability
Senator Long will be easily nominated
next Tuesday and as easily elected in
November. He most certainly ought to
be and from all indications will be. But
out here ia bis old district, the Big
Seventh, he is entitled to large
majority and Ford county ought to do
her share in giving it to him. The
writer has never received any pers onal
favors of Senator Long and has no
personal favors to ask of him in the
future but he has observed him closel y
for years, from the time that he pro-
tested against the wave of Popuism in
Kansas and was temporarily swept away
by it, and later won on the same issues
he had lost on before; every charge that
has been brought up against Mr.. Long
as senator, or as congressman, has
been viewed by the writer in a wholly
unprecedented way. The Globe-Re
publican believes that it has an entirely
unbiased opinion upon the question OF
who should be chosen as United States
senator on next Tuesday And in the
honest opinion Of this paper, Senator
Long lie, by his natural qualifications, by
lis previous service and by every con-
'ideration, entitled to the vote Of every
good Republican.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
what complicated method mentioned

by your dad.
Notice the thing that makes men
or women laugh. Never mind how
they laugh or In what vowel sound
they do it. Find out the thing that
creates the laughter.
"If it is really funny thing they are
all right If 1t is some predicament
that some one else is In or some idea
that is not kindly or gentle then they
are not all right. And, Willie, 1t Is
about time you went to bed now"
mo woman ever did have sense Of
humor," remarked the head of the
family of the family as he went out
and silently closed the door after him:
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
TO SELECT SITE
Mr.. Calvert Expected in few Days to
Select for Weather Bureau Building.

A letter was received by Congress
man Madison few days ago from the
chief OF the Weather Bureau, stating
that Mr.. Calvert mad left Washington to
look after sites for two or three
government buildings and would reach
Dodge City early in August. Mr..
Calvart had two or three stops to make
before coming here but expected to be
here at some date between the first and
tenth.
If there are any who have sites to sell
who have not listed them with the COM
mittee, they should do 80 before Mr..
Calvert arrives.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Christian Church.

Regular services at the Christian
church next Sunday.
Bible school at 0 80.
Preaching service at II 100.
Junior Endeavor at 300
Senior Endeayor at 700.
Preaching service at 500.
II the weather is very warm, the
evening service will be held on the
parsonage lawn.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Iceland Can Support 1000, 900.

Prof. Thoroddson, who was depu-
tized by the king of Denmark to study
the economic resources Of Iceland, re-
ports that the island will be able to
provide food and living for million
people in future, instead Of scarcely
10000 as now. "A,
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30

First Mate-A man fell overheard
just now.
Captain-Why didn't you give an
alarm?
First Mate-What was the use? HO
was all In!
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30

The Embroidery club will entertain
their husbands at a six o'clock dinner to-
morrow evening at the home OF Mrs.
Hardesty. Thee dinners are given by
the members whenever there are five
Fridays in one month.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30

The Box Ball club will hold its regular
meeting next Tuesday. The meeting
announced for last Tuesday was post
poned on account of nhe dance at the
Phenix Club.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
Methodist Church.

The usual services will be held next
sunday. The subject for the evening
service at 500 O'Clock will be Goods
Method Of Choosing King"
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30

A dancing pa!ty was held At the
PheniX club by the young people OF the
club aud their friends on Tuesday night.
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30

The 5. ). Embroidery club will meet
the 7th Of August instead of tomorrow
as was announced
The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
REPORT THE CONDITION OF THE
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE
At Dodge City, in the State of Kansas, at the
close of business, July Is, 1908.
RESOURCES.

RESOURCES.
Loans and Discounts ..............$ll7,922 81
Overdratts, secured and unsecured ,43 63
U. s. Bonds to secure circulation $1,000 co
U. ) Bonds to secure U. 8. Deposits $4,000 90
Premiums on U. s. Bonds .......... 1850 90
Banking house, furniture and
Due from approved reserve agents 1854 SO
Checks and other cash items ... ia 70
Notes of other National Banks. ... 1880 90
Fractional papercurrency, nickels o,o %
Lawful Money None Reserve in Biank;v;iz1: ' -
Ipsele BENDER notes s'Sa * 90 90 1915, 81
Redemption fund with U. S.
Treasurer g. per cent circulatioD 1,25O 90
Total. .......... ......$27S,67l 81
LIABILITIES.
Capital stock paid in :. $50. ....$ 5000 90
Surplus fund. 1000 %
Undivided profits, less expenses
and taxes paid. ...........:...... 3os 80
National Bank notes outstanding. 25UW on
Individual deposits subject to check 1884 so
Demand certificates OF deposit ... 1888 IS
United States deposit :. ...... 1888 46
Deposits of U. S. disbursing officers 81, 461 81
Reserved for taxes. ...... .......... l45 90
Total.... ..... ....... .S27S,67l IA
STATE OF KANSAS, County of Ford, So.
l, Geo. B. Dugan, Cashier Of the above
named bank, do solemnly swear that the
above statement Is true to the best of my
knowledge and belief.
(sEAL) GEO. B. DUGAN, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this Goth
day Of July 1905
G. e. SMITH, Notary Public
My commission expires March 18th, 1909.
CORRECT-Attest: w. T. COOLIDGE,
p. II. YOUNG,
N. W. SUTTON,
Directors.
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OUR TWENIlE TIL
Since our organization as

Since our organization as
a National Bank in 1904, we
have rendered to the Comp
troller of the Currency twenty
reports of our condition.
The annexed speaks for
itself showing, as it does, a
footing of over a quarter Of
d million dollars. We realize
that the most valuable asset
Of a bank is that of public
confidence and we have al
ways furnished our depositors
every safe guard and protec-
ton for their funds, and we
shall continue to do this in
the future as in the past.
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The Globe-republican., 1908-07-30
SOCIETY NOTES

Mr. AcCnrdy entertalns the ldylwilde
club this afternoon.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
To Keep Lard Fresh.

To keep lard fresh for several
months, stir in about tablespoonful
Of honey to every six or eight gallons
Of lard, after removing the dried fat
Mrs. Russell Evans, Brownsville,
Tenn, in Home Department Of Nation
q Magazine.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
Removing Acid.

Acid stains may be removed BY
wetung the spots and laying on them
salts OF wormwood. Let this stand for
. few minutes, then rub the stain with
cut using more water.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
Tends to Preservation.

Oranges, pears, grapes, cherries.
etc, are now being packed in paper
boxes containing nitrogen, and the ex-
clusion of oxygen seems to keep the
fruit from decay for an indefinite time.
Fish shown in Paris in 1900 had been
preserved in nitrogen for seven year,.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
A Nasty Man.

Ann Arbor physicians have recently
removed rubber eraser from the ear
Of schoolgirl She must have been
trying TO get something OF her mind
-Wnhington Post.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
viii Take an Arino.

An Ohio man claims to have invent
ID an airship that will stay up for
months" 1t will doubtless make = hit
with men who occasionally fnd 1t
necessary to dodge their credito1.-
Whittier News.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
True Happiness.

Half the world is on the wrong
scent in the pursuit Of happiness
They think 1t consists in having and
getting and in being eerved by others.
1t consists in giving and serving 9TH
en.-Henry Drummond.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
Caring for His Reputation.

The Augusta (Ga) Chronicle says
The fish liar is far in advance OF the
political liar. He ought to be, II he IL
Al all particular As to the company
he keeps.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
Some.

Some men are honest nearly al
their lives merely for the purpose OF
creating confidence that they In
tsnd some day to violate.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
He Knew,

Are you in pain, my little man.
asked the kind old gentleman. No"
answered the boy, the pains in me"
Indianapolis Jourrial.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
hs Doesn't Need That Kind.

A man can generally get along very
we'll without the respect which be
loses for insisting on having what he
q entitled to.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
Envy.

Envy.
Most people would be satisfied With
the kind Of living they are making II
other people were not living better.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18

Cost Of Education In Germany.
The average annual cost for each
pupil for public-school education in
Germany II Sass.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
An undiscovered An.

No man has yet discovered the
means Of giving successfully friendly
advice to women.-Balzac,
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-07-18
Falsehood's Deception.

Shakespeare; oh, what goodly out.
side falsehood hath.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-17

Tomorrow will be a busy day in
the Grand Junction public schools, in
all the rooms and buildings some
thing unusual and delightful has been
planned, and in the lower grades and
primary rooms the anticipation and
excitement are intense. How many
who were ever blessed with the priv
ilege of attending schools where
teachers were allowed to deviate
from the monotonous grind of rou-
tine every day work and for a couple
of hours on Friday when school lets
out" for the Christmas holiday, plan
for the happiness of their pupils, that
do not remember these as the hap
piest days of their lives? And then
If the teacher has planned a surprise
and of course it has already leaked
out that there is going to be sur
prise, what joyful speculation and
eager surmises and how you can
hardly wait for school to take up"
the day of the thrilling event. but at
last the studies are finished and the
teacher says, that now the the books
may be laid away and then. oh.
what's the use. you've all been
through this glorious sensation, and
If you want to renew your youth and
schoolhood days just visit any of the
fifty school rooms in Grand Junction
tomorrow.
The following are the Christmas
festivities planned for the various
buildings of the city schools:
Emerson Building.
First and second grades, Miss Nc
Connell and Miss Turner,
Party at 10 a. m. Program at
1880 p. m. and Christmas tree and
presents at 2:30 p. m.
Third grade. Miss Forty. Singing
and recitations and party from 2:30
to $3.50 p. m.
Fourth grade. Miss Allen. Cake
and ice cream and singing, 230 to
$3.50 p. m.
Fourth grade. Miss Strock Pro-
gram party. peanuts and candy lasts
an hour.
Fifth grade. Miss Van Buren,.
Songs, recitations and refreshments,
2:S0 to $3.50 p. m.
Fifth grade. Principal Bacon.
Games, songs and. Christmas trees.
lasts an hour.
Sixth grade Miss Greenfield. Dia-
logues. recitations. songs. lasts hour.
Seventh grade. Miss Daniels. Reci
tations. dialogues, readings. phono-
graph, mandolin. guitar and mouth
harp selections.
kindergarten. Congregational Church
Christmas tree. Lullabye songs of
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-17

the different nations. Mothers day.
The children will make candy
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-17

Adelina Patti, who desires to be-
come a prima donna. "
. Annie Louise Barkuloo
Mrs. Rotchkins. fond mother.
.... Gladys Bloomingkemper
Miss Kate Rotchkins, who is bash
full ........ Josephine Knight
Miss Prim. who desires to enter
society ~ Vivian White
Miss Seraphina Paddington, who
wants TO be tall Emma Sullivan
Mr.. George Washington Brown,
much abused darkey boy ...
...... Arthur Gilbert
Mrs. Blooming, handsome widow
in search of husband -
...... Mildred Graham
Reading .... Paul. Byers
Recitation .. Clara Barton
n Dissertation on Manners.
(Play in one act)
Mrs. Ruggles ...... Margaret Cole
Sarah, Maud Margaret Forsyth
refer -..-.- .....'.. Arwld wells
Peoria - Gladys Currie
Kitty .......... Ruth Rankin
Cornelius ........ Tiny Newman
Clement ...- Will Hedges
Susan ........., Gretchen DeLong
ELY ....-....... Gladys DeLong
Larry ........ Vance Rumble
Bryant School.
First grade. Miss Copeland Songs
and recitations. Pupils will make
manual training presents for their
parents.
Second grade, Miss Taylor. Songs
and impromptu exercises. Children
will make candy and pretty orna-
ments for presents. Refreshments
VIII be served.
High School.
Adelphic Society, President Arthur
Allen. This session of the Adelphic
Society will be given over to the
Philomathean Debating Society,
which will have full charge.
The program follows: Parliament
tary. practice. Hickman. Nourine,
Miller, Merritt.
Debate. Resolved that the Con
gress of the United States should
enact more stringent immigration
laws. " Affirmative, Ed Ryan and
VIII Lynch; negative. Frank Weaver
and Lucius Currier.
Reading. Maude Gr,ffit..
Sophomore Society. president Mare
dus Murphy.
Magazine Article Review .
....... Courtland Bliss
hecltation .-.... Edith stewart
Impromptu Talks. Geo. Frey. Anna
CONTINUED on page ten.)
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MERRY PROGRAMS To
BE ENJOYED TOMORROW
First Announcement Of the Christmas Festivities to be Participated
by the 1900 School Children Tomorrow Prior to the Dis
missal of School for the Two Weeks of Holidays
(By Archie Wells }

the different nations. Mothers day.
The children will make candy
Lowell Building.
First grade, Miss Dewey The
children will make candy and fill
boxes for parents for their home.
First grade, Miss Enoch The chill
dren will make presents for their
mothers. Exercises and Christmas
carols.
First grade, Miss Gormley. Christ
mas tree and presents for each other
Second grade, Mrs. O'Boyle and
Miss Byers. Recitations, dialogues
and songs, after which the children
will hang up their stockings and each
one will bring a present for some
other pupil and will fill the stocking
corresponding to number, which
they will have drawn.
Third grade, Mrs. Crosby. Christ
mas songs, stories and party.
Third grade. Miss Norine. Sing
ing, speaking and exchange of gifts.
Children will take home calendars
for parents.
Fourth Grade. Misses Dodson and
Kellogg. Program and exchange OF
gifts.
Fourth grade. Miss Watkins. En-
tertainment, speaking. songs, dja-
logueS, etc.
Fifth grade Miss Collins Christ
mas tree and program.
Fifth grade, Miss Nesbitt. Songs,
speaking, recitations and prepara-
tion of presents.
Sixth grade. Misses Main and Rupp.
Tree, exercises and treats.
Sixth grade, Mrs. King. Banquet
toasts and songs.
Whittier building.
Seventh grade. Miss Rosette. Stor-
les and songs.
Seventh grade. Miss Weckel Stor-
les and music.
Seventh grade Miss Kinds. Read
ing of selected stories written by the
students.
Eighth grade. Misses Leahy and
Hebert Play DIR. Cure All"
The caste for DIR. Cure All fol-
lows:
GA play in two parts.)
DIR. Cure All. who has remedy
for everything .. Will Haskell
Maria. the maid 49,. Jessie Sieber
Mrs. Brown, who wants, to reduce
her flesh ... .Amrah Smith
Mrs. Scrawny, who Is anxious to be
plump ....... Faye Smith
Miss Jane Scrampers. who desires
to bleach her hair Carry Mcclure
Mr., Alphonso de Jones. who wishes
to raise a mustache Harold Todd
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-17

Your credit is good at the Crown
Furniture Co.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-17

Mems sewed half soles. S5c. La
dies. 6Oc. Laffer's, opposite post
office.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-17

Fancy box paper. 25c to SO, at
Van Horn Drug Co.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-17

Manicure Goods. Van Horn Drug
Co.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-17

Mems sewed half so1es. S5c. La
dies, 60c. Laffer's. opposite post
office.
The daily sentinel., 1908-12-17

Call MS up on that rush job J. E.
Mckenzie. the plumber Phone Red
ISL.