The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-22
DRIFT CD BY PHIL II. ARMSTRONG.

None are So blind as those who will not see their finish. . Nerve is something that the city chap has and the country fellow longs Tor.
 People call 1t fortitude when a girl manages to keep from crying when really it's just because crying makes her nose red
 ! The reason men don't get siek often- in the category themselves. ~S.s
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 when you see girl get up early in ling at the sky for an hour. or two foot. '
 The most nervous thing in the world next to woman is bashful man next to woman
 if we haven't got we viii acquire.
 A mans idea of resting in a ham mock, is to flop down in any old posi- in one until she arranges her skirts and feet artistically and strikes a graceful pose.
 Being good is picking out the things you would rather do than anything else in the world and then not doing em.
 The nice thing about a girl cousin Is the fact that she is. .never epsrfectly positive as to whether or not you are kissing kin.
 < Good news for our feminine readers. learned scientist (bless hts dear old moss -backl has just discovered that mirrors are deceptive and the reflec. ton in one never does you Justice ~.
 
 Isn't it a good thing that society people do not talk that mushy drivoI they are. made to speak in modern novels. .,
 Girls if you get tired of fellow hanging round the house every night, marry him and then he won't. af ~4f-.'
 A bachelor girl remarks ~The softer la mans head, the louder his socks"
 And we'll bet two to one that girl wears Open-wOrk hose
 Bees followed 2 farmer who robbed them recently and stung him to death. Is this another nature fakea
 Miss Ice Kansas City woman, is in row with, her dentist over a bill First case on record where Ice ever got hot.
 'Is George Bailey of The Houston Post a real person?' enquiries a cor IHEn0n0Gny.
 Weii--er-he's q, newspaper man. Next2 ~. 5..-'', : =.
 Always tell your fat women friends ones they are getting more obese If you want to win their undyfng gratitude. It is said that ss,oOo.OoO drinks are every, year. (Georsia papers please copy)
 The sailors of the British Navy chew If night riding becomes general they'll have to take if, out in chewing the rag. :at
 Have you notiled that the men who criticize the Merry Widow mats are | usually unmarried2
 Tho boy King of Portugal says he will select his own wife, That's the l greatest draw back about being a king l the field to choose from Is always so exceedingly limited. ' - 's" s~'-
 A plain drunk may cost fancy
 The way to be happy is never to | make comparisons. Just imagine you're as we'll off as anybody else
 An Arkansas woman while sassipg | her husba nd the other day threw her just out of place and now he has to pay doctors bill I The Baltimore Sun speaks of a mint julep bed The only kind of mint. straw or feathers in it. ,,
 Mark Twain has earned S7OO,OOO | through being funny. How many laughs docs that represent, WadIn' Dnys. l Oh. wadin days dear wadin days l Barefooted back at home. I'm lookin' thru tangled haze. ... To where my feat would. roam. | Shoes and stockin's. they. were shucked l In many different ways
 All summer lohg--'twas one grand
 In good old ,,..
 Oh wadin days--dear wadin' days | To feel the oozey ooze. , l Of soft mud twixt our toes-gee whize No one but gals wore snoesF | The cool clear stream-the ueep green woods.
 The old familiar ways-, 1 I'd give my all to just recall The good old Wadin' ,
 Some paper is always starting some nrobiern to worry The Norfolk Land. mark Now just listen to thls; IS an | umpire an umpire all the tune or Just during the game? t
 A crowd of school girls think they are haviE the time of their lives when