The Cairo bulletin., 1908-01-31

| the sign or Tue dOlllaf ne Only WICK
ed portent2 Not so thousant
times not so. II we are 10 have ex
pogures let us expose All Let n'
guilty one escape.
Scene 4 private residence
fine The present,
Chinese lanterns SWAY from rib.
hons OF smilax and the par.or IS full
OF company An affected young per
son seats herself AT the piano ana be-
gins TO play The Voice fhaf Breath
ed. A Pale MSie to.ters forward
! With Iadl on his arm she wears
long Veil long gloves and a long
| train. ana She Is Or tie arm OF her
iong snit
| Ana as they slowly advance. i'm
! plucahle III Fate. unto the Pale Male )
doom, let us SMUT our e}as and think
a thought Or TWO.
Three months ago ana these two
were strangers. II YOU bad taken
the lady into a corner ana whispered
John Jones" into her car her face
would have remained plank Of any
look of JOY or expectation Mean
| while JOHN Jones was living his ute,
| seeing no danger. fearing no evil.
drawing lis s25 every Saturday az
teinoon and knowing that il was his
to spend as he pleased.
How did yoa gvt tile n, ladl.s?"
"Oh. Oh.' cries a Young man look
ing at photograph In an ecstasy.
She has such a way with her,
He presses the picture to his
heart, dresses himself with care and
ruahes out to his doom.
All" means another young man.
I"Tne way she futers her e.elids when
fellow kisses her."
He. too. dresses with care, and he.
too. rushes out to his doom.
'Ha" cries a third young man.
The way she puts her arms up and
fixes her back hair
He dresses with care and he
rushes out to his doom
"Mmmmmmm exclaims a fourth.
The way she closes her eyes and
opens her month every time she
lafs!"
And he rushes out to bis doom.
The next morning each OF these
young gentlemen buys diamond !
ring, ana four youns ladies breathe
hard with pride and satisfaction
Pride and satisfaction at what.
mademoiseiles2
At your skill in cooking?
AT your knowledge of housekeep- /
ing?
At your ability t. make your own
dresses?
At the fact that you know how to
No no, no, You know why you
breathe SO hard with pride ana sat
isfaction. and as you hang your
heads in confusion and guilt. ring
ing voice exclaims again
How did you get them LADIES'"
III
Let us look now behind the scenes.
Yes. we will don the coats of in
and we will see for our
selves sight or two.
Here is a young lady dressed for
he evening. Below, Dung man Is
waiting for her. AS he waits she
ooks at herself In the glass. and
lime and again she bashfully opens
.er fan, looks at an Imaginary young
ran over the top Of 1t. drops her eyes
md shippers oh, George, / think
.ou re something AWFUL
This is fair one practising her
Files
Here IS another young la iy Looking
t herself in the glass. She smiles.
hirps assumes a look Of indigna-
ion and cries Why VIA. how dare
GU. Why. Charles. how dare YOU :
Why, John. how dare you,"
Fair aud false and practising her I
tiles. {
Another. This girl. carefully I
'atching herself in the mirror. gives
erself the facial expression of one 9
mo hears the angels sing, and she {
lurmurs. oh. Fred. could Just =
lie when you are playing the vio- n
NJ 5het is practising her wiles. Il
Oh. let US ieaye while yet we may, h
pr II our coats of inyisibility should .
lrget their Office we ourselves would T
2 clutched. doomed and lost forever. a
e leave them them but We pay =,
lem a flying visit month later. I,
opping at each place for a moment !,
, note that each girl is wearing a >
,ntaire on the third singer of her =
II hand And as we leave them y.
ley start. shiver in alarm and press -
Ieir fingers in their rafs while
Mostly voice exclaims.
How did you get them ladies2"
".
Thus we have come 70 seek the in
tuition OF marriage, and what do o'
e ind? i1
Would any OF these young ladies. ~
ink YOU. get up early in the morn
g, light the kitchen lire AMI get
u husband S breakfast?
Would any Of them wash on Mon
y. iron on Tuesday. base on We'd
sday, sweep on Thursday. dust on
-idsy and bake again on SATURDAY.
Would any OF them save her hus- m-
ni's money. keep chickens. paint -,