The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-09-17
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him ARRESTED fof tTYlag 10 ssinals
then.
limhleeoir- smawlsy strikes me
A. being ons ~ ibose chaps ~io srs
slssys borrowing trouble snicklt-
ffii1 That's shat Way, u b. didn'i
have Any dpeF " keep he walf from
bed Dornyv 0Be
Old Cusioner--i wEHi n nice bone
gnVslnx sine. FLORIST hew's wall
nopes. old Customer llout Hecd q.
Have .No plain. middle aged dAugh.
ter
George. you'd better speak 10 faih.
~ loBlgh, Why. dearest He's feel
ing unnsaAily cheerful The eonduc.
lor forgot 10 ask Tor his fare.
Yes, naid the would l.e artist proud
b., an seddsd 10 my ar. Nos, ]
an surprised. rrnined Erilieus. Judg
ng from specimens 81 your work, J
~ haze thought you Sere even
engaged 10 t.
All, b. sighed, Il yoa only gave me
the least hope l. Gracions' inter.
rup,ed the hard hearted belle. I've
been giving you the least ever gave
" any man.
Edyth Mr. wisowell seems 70 be
cautious young man. Mayme- You
bet be- ~ They rAy be never kisses a
Yirl without frs, obtaining her written
consent.
The Writer All. laugh at me II
YOU viii, but | viii write Of you N my
journal thai which will make you sick
The Artist Everything that monsieur
writes makes me sick.
stella My hance refused 70 LET me
take charge Of booth al the church
fair lasi week. Mabel-Wbat were you
going 10 self Stella Kisses at q quar-.
Ter apiece.
Factions Amateur Fisherman
suppose the next thing The fish will All
BE- muzzleti. Professional Angler
Oh. Won have no need to worry. They
won, bite.
Mrs. Smith Mrs. Blocker ~ rath-
era strong minded woman, isn't shef
Mrs. .Iyues- should say so. Why. |
showed her the picture Of my baby the
other day. and she never SAID, Ism :
be eutef'
Blink The people al the summer
resorts are 50 courteous. Did you FEVER
notice how every one connected with
the big hotels gives yon the glad hand
when YOU arriyef Wiuk-fes, from
line head waiter down, and the glad
hand always has the palm turned up
ward
Your wife seems 10 have taken
yiolen, dislike to Meechem. Yes; when
be WAS at the house the other day he
leaned his head back against one OF the
ornamental tides she keeps on the
rocking chairs for that purpose.
Yes. they tried 10 live on bread
and cheese aud kisses. Didn't Il work J
No. She made the bread aud George
furnished the Roquefori, aud after that
nobody wanted amy kisses.
Manufacturer making Of baby
carriages ought always to be protected
by The tariff. Social Expert-Why sol
Neutrality-suspicious. II Is and al'
WAYS will be an infant industry.
Don't sell that man another drink,
ordered the boss. He's all right, ar
eued the barkeep. He amt full. No,
bat hes beginning 10 tell what nice
family be comes from.
II, your wife good cookf asked
somebody Of young man who had re-
Gently married. Well, replied the
prond young husband thoughiiully,
she can bol water without burning IT.
Widow wilkins = shall always
keep green my memory Of dear s'Ias.
Mn. Hudkins-Thai ought to be ensy.
lou started together 50 green that you
would be shocked by aehange Of color.
Yes. sir. said the actress haughtl.
", that is my hgute-sl 600 per week
I'm don't you think. responded
III. manager ,houghtfully. Your figure
is--er "a li.ile b., paddedf
L,eua-~l dian'i think you'd let q
man kiss YOU on such short aeqnain'
lance. Mande Wen. be thoroughly
convinced me thai il WAS all my own
fault thai nadn'i mel him sooner.
That's inst like Cousin Sabitba.
What's the matierf She sent me ~
aud lies 81 things she wants that
amounts 30 50.
Rodriek Man at the srashore dis
covered diamonds IN The surf. Did you
sser diseovei any jewels when you
were thervf Van Aibcrt--l thought J
discovered jewel iasl summer. bat af'
Ter she islied mr came 90 the conela.
sion ,hsi she was only an imitation.
You must watch my feet closely.
sasd Tbs ballet teacher to her pupil, Tor
when your Iarn comes. tell you. you
~iIl have 10 hoe lha mara Then, said
the intelligent pupil. sou go ahead and
/ mill mark The tpe,
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