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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30
The New Pure Pood and Drug Law.

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for colds
and lung troubles is not affected by
the National Pure Food and Drug
law as it contains no opiates or
other harmful drugs, and we re-
commend it as a safe remedy for
children and adults. B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

Many a comical blunder is per.
petrated by the misplacing of a
comma, and many a speech would
be more interesting if a period
were put in it earlier. Norfolk
Virginia Pilot
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30
Whooping Cough

have used Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy in my family in
cases of whooping cough, and want
to tell you that it is the best medi-
cine l have ever used. wv. F. Gas
ton, Posco, Ga. This remedy is
safe and sure. For sale by H. T.
Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
never fails to tone the stomach,
purify the blood, regulate the kid
neys, liver and bowels. The great
est spring tonic, makes and keeps
you we'll. 35 cents, Tea or Tab
lets. B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30
An Insidious Danger.

One of the worst features of kid
ney trouble is that it is an insidious
disease and before the victim real.
ICES his danger he may have a fatal
malady. Take Foley's Kidney
Cure at the first sign of trouble as
1t corrects irregularities and pre-
vents Bright's disease and diabetes
B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

You can tell the Hughes boom
by the whiskers, and since the
New York state convention YOU
can't tell it by much of anything
else.-Philadelphia Press.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

The noted philologist who is
trying to trace a connection be-
tween tie words millionaire"
and millinery" strikes a respon-
sive chord in every masculine
mind.-Pittsburg Gazette.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

With becoming modesty various
Democratic war horses are announc-
ing their expectations of places in
the Bryan cabinet. Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

There is nothing better than
Kodol for dyspepsia, indigestion,
sour stomach. belching of gas and
nervous headache. 1t digests what
you eat. Sold by Palace Drug
Store
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

ManZan Pile Remedy. Price SOC
is guaranteed. Put up ready to
use. One application prompt relief
to any form OF piles. Soothes and
heals. Sold by B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

1t is little discouraging to find
lump of solder in the "fresh
green peas that you have ordered
at the restaurant. Boston Globe.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

When a man has to swallow his
pride and eat his words, he doesn' t
have much appetite for anything
else. Nashville American.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30


a smooth appearin' fellow come to
me and persuaded me to 60 into
the business of raisin' Belgian
hares. Say, but he did make that
hare business show up amazin'.
He figured out and he had all he
figures right there to prove what
he said, that startin' with two Bel
gian hares in the course of year
1 could have 10000 rabbits and in
the course of FIVE wears l could
have 8 million and that every rab-
bit would be worth at most moder-
ate calculation so cents apiece.
"And then he demonstrated to
ME that could have an income of
hundred thousand dollars year
net, just as easy as rollin off log.
Well, the long and short of it was
that he sold me pair of pedigreed
rabbits for 5000, said that / was
gettin' them dirt cheap at that.
Well. / have never seen that rab-
bit man since. If I could see hind
now | would proceed to push in his
face.
'I'rh long sufferin' and slow
to anger sort of man but if any
body begins talkin' Belgian hares |
to me he can take his chances,
that's all. Why them rabbits was
more trouble to take care of than
pair of horses and as for gettin'
anything out of 'em / am in the
hole the 5000 that l paid and some
considerable for feed and care,
II he'd ugly chance to get rich
onct myself, said a sallow COM
plected man as he spat at weed
"A Teller come round with patent
right to handle the invention in
four differnet counties. 1t was
called the housekeepers' delight as
l recollect. 1t was to be attached
to common rockin chair and it
wuz simply wonderful what that
would do.
According to the Teller who was
sellin' the right the woman of the !,
house could sit in her chair and !,
read or knit or darn socks while u
the wonderful invention was dom P
its work. 1t would churn the u
milk, mix the bread, scrub the 81
hoor, sweep the room, fan the flies 81
from the table and a few more G
stunts that don't now remember d
and the Teller offered to sell me the u
right to the exclusive manufacture
and sale OF it in four counties for
", 600. He had the number of re
antilles in the four counties and a
showed me where could clean I'D ir
! hundred thousand dollars in less W
han ~ months and not half trv. l.
Well, | nortgaged my place to re
,et money to buy that doggoued al
Machine. He sent me a workin, nt
model, didn't have none of the full dc
machines he said, but pr
hat | could have them made. A
''Well. | had one built according nc
o the model and hitched it onto tic
he rockin' chair. There wasn't co
% woman or man in that country Isl
rho could rock that chair when the
ontraption was hitched on. /
lnkered with it for a couple of fer
'eeks and then chucked it out into lu
lie chicken house where the hens OF
lade nests in it. ! have been dig III
ing out from under the mortgage pls
put on my land to buy that con am
armed patent right and I'm not bel
ut yet. don't want to stain nv the
ands with human blood but / rec
row out this warnin' word to enc
ly man who comes to me to sell tho
e patent right, l amt respous- OBJ
lie tor what l will do to him. the
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

Ponca City, Oklahoma, dispatch
Because he has rheumatism in
his left leg, caused by his COW
kicking at fence and hitting
him, &c, M. Scotr, living south of
Arkansas City, has advertised for
sale a pedigreed animal which, he
says, he bought from J. w. Irons,
TREND" when l first pur-
chased her, " Scott S advertise.
ment runs, "she was very wild,
but | have succeeded in tanning her
SO that | can peep through the
coral without her tearing the gate
Town. To a man who is a good
Christian and does not fear death,
The would be a valuable animal |
Gut | want to sell her to someone
Who will treat her right. She is
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30
Tales of the Town
THE cYNIc.

= SAY II to comfort me over and over.
Having a wearisome heart to begiile,
Never had woman q tenderer lover
u For a little while.
Oh. there never were eyes more eager to
read her
In her saddest mood or her moments gay.
Oh. tbare never were hands more strong
to lead her
For O little way.
There never we're tenderer promises given
or love that should guard her the ages
through,
As great. enduring and stesdfast as
For a week or two.
Well. end 1t does. I have had 1t. known
II.
For this shall turn me to weep or pray?
Nay, rather I laugh that I thought to
For more than a day.
-Theodosia Garrison.
HOSPiTALITY.
WHEN friends are at your hearthside
w met,
Sweet courtesy has done its most
II you have made each guest forget
That he himself IL not the host.
IT. b. Aldrich.
Some folks live and learn, and
some know it all, right now.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

1t remained for Senator Foraker
to make the United States senate
chamber look like a Jim Crow car.
New York American.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

Now just watch Senator Hale
try to make us a One Battleship
country. Philadelphia Ledger.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

one-fnurth Shorthorn. two-fourths
hyena and the balance just ordi-
nary COW. She will be sold cheap
for cash. i"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

A laboring man approached
another man and said: "You
don t know nobody that don't want
to hire nobody to do nothin'. do
your
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

OF course you feel sorry for
things you have done, the things
that you'd like to forget, re-
pentance may ease your own
mind until you think you have
squared the debt; but all of the
sorrow and all the remorse that
exist beneath the SUI can not undo
a thousandth part of the wrongs
that are already done.
Here's the way neighborhood
row started recently: Last winter
woman borrowed a dozen eggs
from a neighbor. They were
worth twenty-four cents then.
Last week she returned the bor-
rowed hen furit, and the price had
dropped to twelve cents. The
neigbbor insisted upon an extra
dozen to make up the difference in
price, aud the demand was refused.
All the women in the neighbor-
hood have taken sides in the cues
tion and it has worked into the
coming city election as one of the
issues.
The New York Methodist Con-
ference last week adopted the reso-
luton asking for the elimination
Of clause No. 248 of the Book of
Discipline, which prohibits card
playing, theatres, dancing and other
The question came
before the General Conference in
he shape of recommendation or
equest of the New York Confer
,nce. Much to the surprise of
hose who expected there would be :
opposition to the elimination Of
he rule, there were but seven votes :
against it. If the General Confer
nee votes in line with yesterdays
ction, the Methodist church. 7
While it will not have Endorsed any
t the amusements, will have left Z
to the consciences of the COM 4
6
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

\ SAY II to comfort me over and over
Having a wearisome heart to beglile,
Never had woman q tenderer lover
For a little while
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-04-30

Some folks live and learn, and
some know it all, right now.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-02-21
lie Licked His Teacher.
But Chamcey Warson Had 10 Wait Twenyseven Years and Try
Five Times Before He Got Even For FIoggmg He Re-
T., ceWed In Little Red SehooIhouse

the week" said Cryder. "We'll have a
jolly week and then settle it,
NO" remarked Warson. I'm mar
ricd now. and don't want to take any
black eyes home. Let's fight Wednes-
day"
So it was agreed. They ran around
the fair and the city for three days
and wednesday afternoon adjourned
to a vacant lot near SiXtysecond
street and Ellis avenue and fought.
Cryder beat Warson up SO badly that
be forced him to quit. Then thoy went
together to drug store and patched
up their wounds and bruises and fin
ished the week in perfect friendship.
I'll get you the next time" said
Warson.
"All right" remarked Cryder. I'm
still in Omaha. Telegraph me when
you're coming. and III be on hand
In 1896 Warson, then at the head Of
the company he had started to work
for as boy. was going west when he
decided to get off at Omaha and whip
Cryder. He wired from Kansas City.
Cryder met him at the station in q
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-02-21
wARsoN SHOT HIS RIGHT TO THE JAW.

carriage, took him home, and the fol-
lowing afternoon they fought in the
back yard.
Cryder won, but it took him six
rounds, and both men were very badly
beaten up.
Warson visited Cryder for several
days and persuaded him to 80 with
him into the Yellowstone, where they
had week of sightseeing.
That was the last they saw Of each
other until recently. Ten years had
passed. Cryder had rented cottage
at Long Beach, CAL, for the winter
and was staying there with his family.
He was walking up the beach when he
saw a familiar figure on the board
walk. It was Warson.
Warson stopped at the Cryder cot
tage FOR several days. For obvious rea-
sons neither mentioned to Mrs. Cryder
that they were going to fight to settle
their old grudge. They waited one
morning until Mrs. Cryder walked
downtown to do the shopping, taking
little Harlan the baby, with her. Then
they went into the back yard, stripped
for battle.
For fifteen rounds they fought
rounds Of varying lengths, as they
were forced to guess at the length of
time elapsed. Finally in the fifteenth
Cryder caught stiff left hand blow
on the jaw. 1t staggered him, and he
clinched. Warson threw him off and
swung his right. Cryder. weak and
dizzy, parried and swung desperately.
The blow lifted Warson from his feet
and dropped him in the sand.
In an instant he was up and rush
ed. Cryder, still dizzy, covered his jaw
with one shoulder and hung on. Els
straight left failed to drop Warson,
who kept driving in blow after blow,
but failing to land on the vital spot.
Slowly Cryder was forced into the an
gle of the fence. he tried to escape,
his foot slipped in the sand, his arms
spread q bit to prevent fall, and like
flash Warson shot his right to the
jaw, and Cryder went down like log.
Mrs. Cryder, returning at that In
stant, saw the blow and screamed. She
stood as if petrified watching Warson
working over her husband. Then she
ran in. What she said to Warson was
sufficient, but suddenly be looked up,
and she saw tears in his eyes. Just
then Cryder's eyes opened. He sat up
in the sand, spat out some blood and
said dizzily, "Well, Warson, old boy,
you did it at last and I'm gladits over"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-02-21
BABY GIRL CRIED
AND SCRATCHED
All the Time-Torturing Eczema
Covered Her Body-CouId Not
SIeep.-Doctcr Said Sores Would
Last for Years-Skin Now Clear.
CURED IN THREE MONTHS
BY CUTICURA REMEDIES

"I take great pleasure in telling you
what a great nc, p it w,is for me to use
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
for my baby niece. She was suffering
from that terrible torture, eczema. 1t
was all over her body but the worst was
on her face and hands. Her hands were
SO bad that she could not hold anything:
She cried end scratched all the time and
could not sleep night or day from the
scratching. had her under the doc
tors care for year and a half and he
seemed to do her no coed. I took her
to the best doctor in the city and he said
that she would have the sores until she
was six years old. But if I had de.
pended en- the doctor my baby would
have lost her mind and died from the
want CT aid.
"I used all the remedies that every
body told me about and tortured the
child almost to death. Then | saw. in
the paper how Cuticura was the thing
for Irritating skin. ! bathed her. with
warm water and Cuticura Soap and used
the Cuticura Ointment. She was cured
in three months. Now her skin is as
clear and smooth as it could be. shall
recommend the use CT Cuticura wherever
I see the skin i'll bad condition. Alice
L. Dowell, 4769 Eeston Ave, st. Louis,
Mo-, May 2 and 20, 1907"
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-02-21

was there he received at the hands Of
Professor Cryder sound birchinS
which he thought undeseved. From
that day his great ambition was to
''get even."
Eight years later Chauncey Warson,
then travelling salesman for Cincin-
matt shoe house, met his old teacher
on the street in Omaha. Cryder did
not recognize the boy he had thrashed,
but Warson knew him. He advanced,
introduced himself, and Cryder greeted
him cordially. Warson was bit i'll at
ease. Finally he remarked:
'cMr Cryder, some years ago, when
/ was boy, you unjustly punished
me-
"I'm sorry for that" said Cryder
earnestly. Il remember whipped ev-
cry boy l could lay hands on"
81 vowed then," said Warson, that
would thrash you to even up the
score"
"Boys all do that" laughed Cryder.
"But I'm going to make good" said
Warson. 81 made solemn VOW, and
intend to keep it,
Cryder tried to persuade him that 1t
waz foolishness, but the Warson pen
chant for keeping their given word
( was too strong.
"yVell," said Cryder finally, eve can't
fight here. Come up to my house, and
we'll get it over"
It was a grand fight. At the end Of
about eight minutes Cryder landed a
right on Warson's jaw and put him
down and out.
Ee helped his old scholar into the
house, they washed up, had supper to-
getner, and Cryder was Warson's guest
at the theater that evening. They part
ed The best Of friends, and as they sep
arated Warson remarked:
s'I'll come back and whip you when
! think can
'sBetter come every time you get In
town. Don't wait until you can lick
me--just drop in any time"
Warson took boxing lessons, prepar-
ed himself and exercised. The follow
ing year he made Omaha, but Cryder
was out Of town, and it was not until
1893 that they met again. That time
they met in Chicago during the Worlds
fair.
'Stin want to lick me?" asked Cry
der.
eyes," replied Warson. 'T hate to
do It, but gave my word that would,
and T must"
'sWell, let's put it of until the end of
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-02-21

Twenty-seven years ago Chauncey
Warson, then fourteen years old. took
g vow that he would thrash Professor
Mont Cryder. A fortnight ago he made
good.
For twenty-seven years Warson has
waited his chance. Five times oppor.
tunity has been given him. and the
fifth time he accomplished his pur'
pose.
The fact that the two men fought q
desperate battle to settle an old grudge
is but an incident to the story. The
remarkable part of this is that Warson
perhaps Is the only man who ever
made good his threat to whip bis
teacher.
Also the fact that they n!et under
peculiar circumstances and nearly 5000
miles from the scene Of their earlier
combat adds interest to the affair.
Warson was the son Of we'll to do
farmer residing in Highland county. o.
He attended school at little red
brick schoolhouse which had been de-
risively named Swamp college" 1t
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-02-21
Elephant In Theater Orchestra.

hurt and the big drum will never be
heard again. The animal. named Tiny.
caught the conductor round the waist
with his trunk and, after waving him
in the air for q moment or two, threw
him out among the audience. There
was a momentary panic, but Tiny's
black keeper persuaded his charge to
Chamber up an improvised gangway
to the stage again and got him back
TO his shed without further incident
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-02-21

An elephant recently conducted the
orchestra at the Theatre de Varieties
at Beziers. France under exciting cir
cumstances. The conductor held out a
carrot to him just as he was making
bis bow from the stage. and in step
ping forward to get it the elephant
brought down the front Of the stage
and. accompanied by two ZeDras which
were performing with him. crashed
irtn 40 o~nHoStra. Two violiniSts We're
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-02-21
GROWS HAIR
Cuticura Removes Dandruff and
SootheS itching ScalpS.

Warm shampoos with Cuticura Soap,
and light dressings with Cuticura, pre-
vent dry, thin, and falling hair, remove
crusts, scales, and dandruff,. destroy
hair parasites, soothe irritated, itching
surfaces, stimulate the hair follicles,
loosen the scalp skin, supply the roots
with energy and nourishment, and
make the hair grow upon a sweet,
wholesome, healthy scalp when all
other treatment fails.
Complete External and Internal Treatment tor
Every lIumor OF Infants. Children and haults CON
ss,s OF Cucura Snnp (25c) to Cleanse the Skn Su!l-
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Sold throughout the world. Potter Drug & Chem
Corn Sole Props, Boston. Mass.
pf-Alailed Free. Cutcura BOOK on Skn Dlseases-
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-02-21
w. K. SEASE.
$15 DOLLARS SAVED TO ORGAN
CUSTOMERS For Next 40 Days.
aAvaA 40 oAeee~oo ga AG

CUSTOMERS For Next 40 Days.
We will sell our excellent $50 Or
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for My So. Special Terms: One
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The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1908-02-21
Sour
Stomach

No appetite, loss Of strength, nervous
ness, headache, constipation, bad BREATH
general debility, sour risings. and catarrh
Of the stomach are all due to indigestion.
Kodol relieves indigestion. This new discov-
cry represents the natural juices of diges-
ton as they exist in healthy stomach.
combined with the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties. Kodol for
dyspepsia does not only relieve indigestion
and dyspepsia. but this famous letnsay y
helps ali stomach troubles by cleansing,
purifying. swectening and strengthening
the mucous membranes lining the stomach.
Mr.. S. S. Ball. Of Ravenswood. W. Va. says
20" was troubled with sour stomach for twenty yeaTsg.
Kodol cured mo and we arc now using 1t In n'!s
for baby"
TRY
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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-11-26
Another Chicago Bomb.

Chicago, Nov. 21.-With force that
shook surrounding buildings and shat
tered windows, bomb number % in the
gamblers" war was exploded Thurs
day night in an alley in the rear Of
James O'Leary's Halstead street sa-
loon. The report of the explosion sent
the occupants rushing to the street
and on a report that the place had
been wrecked several patrol wagons
filled with police were sent to the
scene. The damage was slight and no
one was hurt.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-11-26
LEWIS "sINcLE BINDER"

A handmade cigar fresh from the
table, wrapped in foil, thus keeping
fresh until smoked A fresh cigar
made of good tobacco Is the ideal
smoke. The old, well cured tobaccos
used are SO rich In quality that many
who formerly smoked 10c cigars now
smoke Lewis Single Binder Straight
SC. Lewis Single Binder costs the
dealer some more than other Sc cigars,
but the higher price enables this fac
tory to use extra quality tobacco.
There are many limitations; don't be
fooled. There Is no substitute! Tell
the dealer you want Lewis Single
Binder"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-11-26
A Terror To His Kind.

A certain congressman is the father
Of a bright lad Of ten, who persists, de-
spite the parental objection and de-
cree, in reading literature Of the half.
dime" variety.
That's nice way to be spending
your time," said the father on one oc-
casion. Whats your ambition, any
how%
Dad" responded the youngster,
with a SMILE I'D like to have people
tremble like aspen leaves at the mere
mention Of my name."-Lippincott's.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-11-26
A Missouri Bank Robbed.

Sedalia, Mo-, Nov. 23.-The Bank Of
Sweet Springs, at Sweet Springs, Sa-
line county, Mo-, was robbed Of $500
in currency at three o'clock Sunday
morning by professional craftsmen,
who blew open the vault with dyna-
mite. The bank building was wrecked.
Three men supposed to be the rob-
bers were seen going east soon after
the noise of the explosion aroused the
town.