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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30
THE REASON WHY.

First Passenger wonder why the
train is making such long stop at
this station.
Second Passenger experienced trav
eler)-I suppose it is because no one
happens to be trying to catch the
train
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30

We cannot conquer fate and neces-
sity, yet we can yield to them in such
a manner as to be greater than if we
could.-Landor.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30
A Samnle2

Il found a hardwood splinter in this
jam"
Hum. I've often heard of these
forest preserves"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30

The girl who can't cook should look
before leaping into the matrimonial
flying pan.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30

The eyes of a man looking for a
wife rest longer on the girl who can
manufacture a pie than on one whose
long suit is piano humping.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTEL ESS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking.
The formula is plainly printed on every BOTTLE
showing II is simply Qunne and Iron in tastelesS
TORN, and the most .etIectual form. For grown
leople and children. Soc.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30

manently cured by Dr. Klne's Great Nerve Restorer
Send for FREE $40 trial bottle and treatise. Dr.
H. H. Kline, Id, ISL Arch Street. Philadelphia, Pa
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30

To get good is human; to do good is
human; to be good is divine.-Marti-
neau.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30

When money begins to talk people
ait UP and take notice.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30
THE EFFECT OF WEALTH.

Billie--Who is that awfully freckled
girl on the horse?
Tillie-Why, that's Miss Gotrox. She
has several millions in her own name.
Billie-So? My! Aren't her fTeckles
becoming?
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30

Aliens FoOt-Ease, q Powder
Forswollen sweating feet. Gives instant relief The
original powder for the feet. 25c at all Druggists.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30

He Evidently Had One.
what is a pessimist, pa?"
"A man who has a note to meet"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30
RED CROSS BALL BLUE

Should be in every home. Ask your grocer
for it. Large 2 OF. package only cents.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-07-30

We tarnish the splendor of our best
actions by too often speaking of them.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
SEATTLE RESULTS.

FIRST RACE->iz f1rle1zs 3Iualt, IA fA-sl5-
ha.di, y % J. U01- ElI1uie WuEr-- - NTaI5hI :
. J. sec7l1- Dr1lsz1. III .T-s-=l. % Q -hf-Z
I1me- l-l3 49, Hlzler- E--s-hcrr Roy T CsTe-7-
and Pirate Gaeeu a-s1 ra1.
SECOND RACE-SlX fUl0--z Rose Cha-rr. 10
.Con--ni. = 10 3 won; Birdie p. Ile .R-szeU %
/ se1511; Bo-aFs-rure- l13 lynch s 20 T. third
lu-e- --l3 50 Eo-1hzEs- Auhuru1afs Borhe-rr.
Head Ha1-a- s. A-taus. sadie j.. Ia Rose. Hu-
Usrr- and ~-irra-v also ran
THIRD RACES furl1uEs- E5-zIsute. 10 f3-s-
sell. Il -1 q U1-l Ie-eg1- -5 fUalzri. u 70 s.
ssco1c- Calves l3 .Nli=0I.. t0 J. third TIna.
1-LL Ha-IVes E---i-a--au-- Al Liri-ar AIa-1aEs-1s
Em ard I'm. Weh1e-. and Bauua-iua aI=1 ran
FOURTH RAtE-Crus and o-c-siz-es-rh miles.
barueT o-11eli- p .Cchurui. 4 % J. u11- Pa,lr1.
1l5 lscoF-lle.. even. s=-ud- Miss lizzo-l g H1r-
rlsI- 20 J. rrl-Td- Tine. l-s5 % z T. Frysr-
A N1=s15av- Joe Nealr- ard Arc.--- s-=1 -a-
FIFTH RACE-Siz f--l1nEs. TG-z and Play IL
walsh % T. Won Ven Tr1Eu. I'D Harris. p
% I. secud- PeTTeV and Salt. -19 fA7chIral1I I.
= % J. rElrd- Tine. l-E - B0u-un- Plausble-
Lord Provost. Af-zruath. Belle G1riFGn. and Maxim
GCrkT also rzn-
SIXTH EACE-0us mile and seventy Yards. Sala-
be 10 .HaTlsi. Il % ; ulu- Tel1ust0ne. -l5 Co
bum. = % Z. se1ldi Gracious Dane. es tEiuszeIl
70 T. third Tine. I-55 LEGAL Form Red Bal.
Pale1Lon. Doc CRAIG. Mile r. Piuzud. Bzboo. Dr.
White and L Chih-ahCa also rs--
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
LACK OF WATER STOPS MILLS
Drought in Pennsylvania and West
Virginia Serious.
Big Reservoirs At JOhnStOwn G,
Dry and Fear of Fire Increased.
Plants Close Down.

PiusbUrE. Sept A I01g-continued
drought in Western Pennsylvania and
West Virginia IS gradually reaching seri-
Gus proportions. and the lack OF rain IS
causing the suspension OF many indus
tries.
At Creensburg several plants of the
Il C. Frick Coke Company have been
compelled 70 shut down
Farmers are hauling water for miles
Streams which have never before been
known 70 go dry are SO shallow that
only here and there a stagnant pool Is
found This water IS sco1ped up. boiled
and used FOR domestic purposes
At Johnstovn two large reservoirs
which have supplied the city with water
are practically dry. and a third. the
Hiuckston Run reservoir, is the only hope
OF the entire city
To-day many homes IN the central part
OF Johnstown are without water Warn
ings have been issued TO the people 10 be
as economical as possible with the water.
and new fire rules have been issued by
the authorities
At MorEantown. " Va, the large plant
OF the American Sheet and Tin Plate
Company has suspended operations on ac-
count Of the drought
Many lumber. coal. and cokinE indus
tries along Decker-s Creek are also idle
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
Think Wen of Trnnce.
MONTREAL RESULTS.

FIRST RACE-FiFe furlauzs- Tas-zv. % lR5cs'.
~ % l won Gu1sh7-, 9 iEuElzudsr., % o Sec
onoi Ballet +ii-l, g. ,Hiuchli1e.. 3 % l. tffri.
Tine, l1L FIST Creek. Srr1- song london.
s2ln1osz Marion Moore. S1leldiiz southern BRIDE
aud Na- ui-5ouns also -zn
SECOND EACE-SeTeu furi7rrs- Hci1e I1e rKsu-
E9dyI. = 5. E11s Nibli-z- I3s E1zlauls-I 10 J.
sec1nd- Na-11Csa- -E 1IurrEvf s1 90 + third
Tine n Martins and Minnie Adams aIzl -ar-
THIRD RAcE-ous mile and one f-rl11r. B7u-
C1et, -c .Ql1uiuE---'. = % 3 u11- Czzr III Pow
ersi- o. 5 seclrl- Dennis Stafford. Ill Rice
. p. third Tine l-72 Is Three starters
EoJ kIH EACE-STz f-rlerzs- PARK Row --5
thoV9r''. f--7 p. won Berwick. I75 .Pcue-sI . -
! sez-lE Flrs.ane- ll2 .B1msI. % J. third
Time. l--s Is Chief Hsyes. Ccczslrr. and Oxford
also rzn.
Fitl ~ RACE ->reeIle-1ass, short c7-rs1- about
two miles Delczu-a- 80 Allen. o. 5 won:
Nuit Banchs- IS Rae. y % J. zzc7ud- Fizu Nc
Seol, 10 Buns. y % J. third TIle. 4-z Lizzie
Elat also rar.
SIXTH RACE-Five and c-e-half f1=I--=s- Ss-
AlveScnt ls Burns. : 70 J. w1u- EEuL L. -d2
lAorela--d= % . =ec1nd. Ss-a-a6s 1E9 Cp-r-rsl-
6 70 = third Tine. III - Hawks F7i-Hr
lTa11e, Maxim Gun. 1IlI-5-E11 Long John Dr.
Mayer and Great Jubilee a1=1 -a-
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05

Notwithstanding a bill for divorce is
pending in the District Supreme Court,
complete reconciliation was effected yes
terday between Mrs. Albert R. johnson
and her husband. whom she accused Of
having negro blood in his veins. accord
ing TO a statement made last night by +
howard Mitchell, attorney for johnson.
After the storm has come the calm
upon the marital sea OF the Johnsons,
which was highly disturbed when Mrs
johnson entered suit because she be-
Eeved her husband had other than white
blood in his veins.
Some weeks ago the story Of the suit
with its unique allegations, appeared in
print. When the complainant was seen
on the evening Of the same day, she Is
alleged 70 have asserted she had made a
mistake. and that she INTENDED withdraw
ing the bill
The day following a story appeared in
which she was alleged TO have denied the
interview. For some time. therefore, no
one has been able 20 decipher the real
status Of the Johnson affairs
An Important Decision.
Last night a runor was in circulation
that a reconciliation had been effected,
and that Mr. and Mrs johnson had de
cided TO live together. When Mrs. John
son was asked 20 verify OF deny the re
port. she positively declined 10 commit
herself although iutimating that the
story was without foundation. she re
fe-red all questions 20 her attorneys.
Communication with Attorney Mitchell
who represents she interests Of Johnson.
revealed. according % the statement Of
the attorney. that the husband and wife
have really made up" Mr.. Mitchell
said that his client and Mrs. johnson had
met by appointment IN his Office yester-
day morning and had come 10 complete
understanding.
He said Mrs. Johnson has agreed 70
withdraw the bill for divorce. and 70
that end had already 81 instructed her
attorney. r p. Evans Further. he said
the woman had become satisfied that she
made a mistake in her sUpp0sitioI that
her husband had any but wEite blood
An attempt to communicate with At
toruev Evans IN order % verify the Re
port was without success
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
NAVY IS AFTER FULTZ.
Former Highlander May Coach the
Hiddies' Baseball Team.

SPECIAL 20 Tie WzshinEr0u Herald
Annapolis, Nd, Sept A-NeEotiations
are now under way by the Navy Athletic
Association TO secure the services Of Dave
Fultz, the former Brown University base
ball star. and later Of the New Yori,
American League team. 70 coach the mid
shipnen's team again next season. Fultz
is well liked by midshipmen and officers
on duty at the naval academy He has
coached the nine for the last three years.
and the crowninE glory Of his work was
reached last spring. when he rounded
out a winning team It IS understood
FUltz VIII sign a contract.
aIidshipman Joseph s Harris. OF Hon
ticello, Ark. manager Of the team. has
already arranged for a number Of games
The schedule viii include contests with
practically all Of the large Eastern col
leges with the exception Of Yale. which
viii not make a southern tour The an
nual Arrny-Navy game viii be PLAYED at
West Point next year. last seasons game
having taken place at the Naval Acadt
emy.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
BRADLEY FOOLED BARRY.
Gotham Boxer Earned Draw in Six
round Bout with Chicaeoan.

New York. Sept 4-Fred Bradley. of
Gotham gave Jim Barry, Of Chicago. the
surprise Of his life last night at the Prin-
cess A. c.. when he met the Windy Ci+v
heavyweight in the sfx-round star bout
and made IL an even battle.
The home boy was more than a marvel
to his admirers He carried the fight 70
his opponent. and at different stages had
the invader flying the flag Of distress.
The first three rounds were greatly in
favor of Bradley. but he slowed I'd
thereafter, which save Barry a golden
opportunity Of getting an even break.
Barry. who was knocked out a few
weeks ago by sam LangfOrd, figured that
II was easy picking meeting Bradley. and
neglected 70 get in the best OF condi-
ton. When he faced the Gotham fighter
and was forced 70 stop several sledge-
hammer swings with his Jaw, he realized
that he was Up against a tartar. and was
forced TO use ali his skill 10 save himself
from a decisive defeat
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
FIFTY DROWN IN WRECK.
Relatives see Crew of PortuEues,
Vessel Drop Into Water.

-Badajoz, Portugal. sept z-Wi,hin
sight Of their frantic families on the
shore, but 100 yards away, the crew OF
fifty. Of the Portuguese steamer Lula
we're drowned to-day IN the stranding OF
the vessel of F5gUera da Foz.
The Luiza was from Brazil and went
or the rocks during a heavy sea Hun
dreds focked 20 the shore when the
vessel was seen % be IN distress. in
cluGing relatives OF the doomed men.
The sea was TOO rough for any vessel
70 put out % the rescue, and the an
guished spectators. many Of whom tried
20. throw themselves into the sea. watch
ed the crew drop from the rigging 10
certain death The tragedy was enacted
close enough 20 shore for the victims 10
be recognized.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
Army and Navy Union.

Arrangements for the big celebration
to be held on Monday. Labor Day. at
c. a. r Han. by the Army and Navy
Union. were announced as being com
pleted at a meeting Of representatives
OF the several camps n the District
National officers from baltimore. the
Taft and Sherman Marching Club. and
several prominent veterans Of the civil.
Indian, and Spanish-Anerican wars sig
nifed their intention 20 attend.
Following the meeting. short addresses
were made by Capt. J. J. Strain. Dr.
L V. Pettys. Thomas A Taylor. Col
II. c. Meade. William Il. Coulter. Oliver
Preston. John Ash. Dr. T F. Lee. VIII
lam \ Hickey. c. ". Blush. c. ".
Cuttshau. ". II. Chalet, and Edward
AcAuen-
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
Hal CHASE, DESERTER.
Quits RiShIanders When Services
Were Needed the Most.
From TIE New Yo-k TriBu1s.

tr1-1 TIE New YORK Irltr-ue-
Hal Chase has quit the New York
American League Club. He deserted tie
team al q time when his best ser-1ceS
would have been Of untold benefit 70 tha
unfortunately disastrous predicaueut Of
his club Yet his action was the most
manly and comuendable Of any thai. mas
Characterized his late residence in This
city as an employe Of Frank Farrell.
DisgruntIed over fancied grievances. he
refused 70 continue 10 draw money for
half-hearted work.
As TO Hal Chase himself. it nay be
said that he IS the greatest frs- base
man the diamond has ever seea-that e.
when he s and wishes to be Chase. He
refutes the implication that he dI5 rot
give EIberfeld his best services II he Is
sincere in this declaration the Yankees
lost little by his departure
If Chase has been playing MS lest for
the past two months. then Hal Chase is
no longer a good first baseuan- For the
past few weeks ne has not been even an
average first baSeman- IF he has becn
giving the club his best services. he vii
soon be forgotten II he was not. Il is
q blessing that he has gone.
Frank Farrell was never parsimonio-s
IN regard 20 t-e salary Of his =upi5yes.
What the president did. what changes
he saw fit 10 make. were none OF Chase's
business Il was FarrelTs money al
stake. not that Of the player And In
attacking his former employer and nan
ager Hal Chase has done a-far more ur-
manly thing than quitting his team with
out warning He VIII ind little SYM
pathy among the New York following
that formerly worshiped him And IN
Ill he uses his common sense in over
coming such petlishness he VIII be Of
mighty little value 10 any club
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
Guy Haskins Going Home.

Philadelphia. Sept 4-Guy Haskins. the
former University Of Pennsylvania mid
die distance runner. who holds the inter
collegiate cne-mile record OF 40 9-5. viii
leave for his home II New Zealand to-
morrow It IS well known that Haskins
intended TO leave this country. but II was
thought that he would delay his depart-
Ure for the purpose Of meeting Melvin W.
Sheppard in the Amateur Athletic Union
championships on September IS and I9 at
Travers Island
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
Operate on Gen. Otis.

Baltimore. Sept 4.-Gen- Harrison Gray
Otis, publisher Of the Los Angeles Times
and veteran OF two wars. the civil and
the Spanish-American. is in Baltimore
to-day for the purpose OF undergoing an
operation. Cen Otis IS now al Johns
Hopkins Hospital. where the operation
VIII be performed by Dr.. Hugh II. Young
within a day or two.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
KzZZHQO N 10 EZ1T.
EzCCz-1 "a z-EzszzsZcaC
NEW RECORD FOR SPEED.
Fiat Car Makes Fast Time in Rae,
in England

The -I75'- Fiat driven by Nazzarro.
on the Brooklands track. in England.
recently. in a match race against
T. r Edges Napier. Travelled two and
th-ee-quarter miles at the rate Of 10
miles an hour In time trials on the
Florida beach two specially built speed
machines showed slightly better time in
sJraiEhtaway spriuts. with the whole
course cleared The Fiat performance
was accomplished on an oval track. two
and three-quartcr miles in circumference
and in competition with another car The
same car would probably attain even
greater speed or the Florida sand
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
Ginord. OId-time Runner. Dead.

New York. Sept. flames H. Clifford.
who was one Of Americas greatest dis
tance runners. was buried today from
his late residence. % Russell street.
Greenpoint Twenty years ago no Ameri-
can runner was better known than Jim
Clifford As member OF the original
1rish-American Athletic Club, OF this city.
Mr. Clifford wore the COi0rs Of that or
ganization successfully in many comDeti-
tons, and IN 1880 won the American i've
mile championship from a field Of the
best runners in the country He subse-
quently acquired the three-mile go-as-
you-please championship. During his ca
reer as an amateur athlete he won I'd
ward OF 10 medals
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
Dies from EHects of Poison

Special 20 The Washington Herald.
LynchbUrg. Va. Sept. Al. w Hughes.
who was found early yesterday morning
On Grace street suffering from dose Of
laudsnun1' which was taken with suicidal
intent. died this morning. He leaves a
wife and I've children
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05

Getting ready TO move? Don't 5ump
out Of the frying pan into the fire, but
consult The Washington Herald's classi-
fed columns and get q good place TO live.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
RUMOR ENDS DIVORCE
Attorney Mitchell Says John
SONS Are RecOnciled.
TELLS OF SCENE IN OFFICE

Asserts Husband and Wife Met in
His Place of Business and Agreed
Suit for Divorce Withdrawn-Wife
Doesn't Care to Talk OF Matter.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05

New York Sept 4-Racirg viii be re-
suned tomorrow at Sheepshead Bay,
with one Of the best cards that have
been offered this year The rule against
professional betting at the track VIII be
enforced 20 the letter. as usual. but if
The weather is fair Il is probable that a
good-sized crowd VIII turn out, II only
70 see the thOTouEhhreds run.
The rich Flatbush Stakes for two-year-
olds VIII be an attractive feature. Il
looks as If il would provide a sensational
race between James P Reeue's Aaskette.
winner Of the FurUrity and the Great
FlIly Stakes. and John z. AIadden's star
Ogden colt. Sir Martin. Mr. Keene has
named Wedding Bells and HILARIOUS 70
start, in addition 70 NIaskette, who must
pick up IL pounds and concede weight
10 all Of the others
As Sir Martin viii shoulder 115 pounds
IN to-morrow's race, Madden believes his
colt viii take the measure Of Maskette-
Fayette. Madden's other Ogden colt. who
was knocked out Of It just after the start
OF the Futurity. VIII also shoulder Us
pounds. which VIII probably make him
dangerous factor
Thinks Well of Trance.
George Odom thinks that his crack fuv.
Trance. who has won eleven out Of twelve
races 1his year. may defeat Maskette. Si-
Martin. and the others Trance. a Keene
CASTOR. ran a brilliant race the other
day when she won the Autumn Stake
The $4,000 Century Stake. weight for
age. one and one half miles. VIII also
indications lfr. keene's Ballot is in sIl-
perb condition, II IS said. and Trainer
Rove expects him 70 win. Ballot will
meet among others King James. D0rante.
Who Won the Twin City Handicap on
Wednesday in brilliant style, and FaIcsda-
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
To Hold show at Leesburg.

oIeclsI Q ne W1sllIETol H6TlId-
Leesburg. Va. Sept 4-The Unison
Horse and Colt Club VIII hold its third
annual exhibition. beginning Tuesday.
The entries up TO the present time in all
classes are greatly in excess Of previous
years The usual horse show events are
scheduled, the prizes aggregating SI.O0e.
IN addition there viii be a special fat
race and q free-for-aII steeplechase with
purses TO the winners Of so each
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
WILL DEVELOP COAL TRACT.
Scw York Capitalists Purchase
Land Near Cumberland

New York Capitalists Purchase
Land Near Cumberland
SPECIAL 20 Tie Washington Head
Cumberland. Nd. Sept New York
capitalists have purchased a large tract
Of land on Dams Mountain. near Mid
land. from G0van Martin. Clarence
LIeweuyn. and Elijah Winters. L is
uude-Iaid with coal. which Will be Gevel-
oped at several places The company
viii begin operations in short time. and
the inteatIon is 20 have 90 men at work
within six months.
4 W-ick. a Baltimore and Ohio en-
Eineer on train from Qusmahon!ng juno
ton 70 this city. and i. White. IN put
ting coal in the tender. found four sticks
Of dynamite in the coal L is not known
whether the explosive. sufficient TO blow
Up the whole train, got in the coal by
accident or design
H z Suythe. a furnace architect Of
PittsburE. was here to-day looking into
the proposition made by Daniel VIII
iams. expert steel man. Of Cumberland
20 the board Of trade, TO establish a steel
casting plant here M Snythe visited
South Cumberland and looked over a
site which Frederick 3lertens. Of Wash
ington. D. C.. will donate free Of cost
Nj. Mertens also promised 10 take So
90 ia stock IN the enterprise, which viii
cost S15390O. Il is believed It VIII go
through
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05

When you have lost OF 8ound anything.
telephone an advertisement to The Wash
ington Herald. and bill VIII be sent you
at cent q word
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05
TWO STAKES TO-DAY
Crowd Expected at Sleeps
head This Afternoon.
CLOSE CONTESTS EXPECTED

keeness yIaske7te and 1Iadden's Sir
Martin Are Favored in the Two
year-Old Feature Event - Ballot
VIII BE a Starter IN the $4,000
Weight-fOr-age Century Stakes.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05

While you think OF It, telephone your
Want Ad. to The Washington Herald.
and bill viii be sent YOU at 1 cent q word
The Washington herald., 1908-09-05

Leave Isth 81 snd y Y. ave e-ery quarter hour
passing new Rock Creek Bridge. MAIN ENTRANCE
GEOLOGICAL PARK. and CocntGy Cab to Chew
Chase Lake. where connection Is nab with Ken
sinston Ire Rcund uiD tickets. - u TusseI'4
Is5 y. !. ave
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-23
FOR THE CHILDREN
Came of Teakettle.

This game may be played 10y any
number of persons, one Of whom
leaves the room while the others agree
upon word with several different
meanings or upon two or more words
pronounced alike.
The player who went out now re-
turns and asks each in turn q Ques-
ton. The word or words agreed upon
must be introduced several times In
the answer, but instead of saying the
word itself ''teakettle' must be sub
stituted. If the word is compounded
with another or with prefix or sufix,
the word ''teakettle" must be similarly
compounded,
Thus, suppose the words rain. rein
reign, to be selected. The first ques
ton may be, How do you do?" The
answer Is returned, Not very well, fol
| was out yesterday in the biggest tea
kettle of King Edwards teakettle.'
The next may be asked, DO you en-
Joy ridingg' THAT depends on thu
teakettle and also on whether 1t is tea
kettling or not"
The player from whose answer tn,
word is guessed becomes questioner il
turn, leaving the room while anothe
word Is decided upon
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-23
Shaves and Shaves.

When the first excitement attend.
ing the railroad accident had subsidized
and the members of the greatest show
on earth that still survived gathered
In group beside the track it was Oh.
served that the bearded lady was SUI
fering acutely.
Are you hurtg asked the living
skeleton solicitously.
Il am seriously injured" replied the
lady of whiskers, very seriously.
have lost my only means OF livelihood.
| escaped, but at such cost DO you
not realize, man, that | had very
close shaver
Wife (angrily)-W Well, there's no use
In arguing the matter any longer.
When set my foot down, that covers
the entire ground.
Husband (calmly)-I wouldn't make
it quite that strong, my dear, but your
foot certainly does cover a good deM
Of ground. - Exchange
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-23
Death Was on His Heels

Jesse r. Morris, of Shippers Va,
bad a close call in the spring of 1906.
He says: An attack of neumonia left
me so weak and With such a fearful
cough that my friends declared con-
sumption had me, and death was on my
heels. Then | was persuaded to try
me immedia lately, and after taking two
and half bottles was a we'll man
again. found oat that New Discovery
Is the best remedy for coughs and lung
disease in ali the world" Sold under
guarantee at Pioneer drug store, sc
cents and Sl.O0 Trial bottle free