The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-10-10

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ne "idow-Poor. dear man. Ho
n'eu only three months after orr m,r
Aiase. Old Jenkins-Ahem As lon,
rs that, mum Judge.
husband (durng the auarrel)-
Lou re always making bargains was
mere ever time when you didp,t2 Tb.
"lfe-Yes. sir; OH nv weddin, dav
she-Why are artists ALWAYS 50 caro-
.ui 10 sign their paintings? He-ro
lnoicate which is the top and which is
Tue Dottom of the picture.-Tbe Snbi,x
I suppose you know why Won are
ne'e' asked the judge severely. yes
Oh answered the prisoner. 81 WIZ
~ us here. Birmingham Age-Herald
is this section prosperous "You
uel 1t Is answered the Kansas farmer
XIII spread net any time and snake
srand piano out of cyclone. Pitts
burg Post.
foor Tom, it cost him terrible lot
10 give up his sweetheart" ."rhen wbv
uio lie Because it would have cost
niil great deal more if he hadn't
The Taller.
Lecturing Philanthropist (home from
ohlha)-You know, my dear people
| the prisons there are not the sort IF
places to which you and l are accus.
| +omed.-Puck.
halfway Conductor-Is there room in
lnere Tor this man? Young Men in
Conlpartment-Imp just about
room enough for the two ladies.-Elie.
gende Blaetter.
| 10 you consider your nerve is suff1-
Gently steady to tit you for an airship
naVlgator?' well, I've been out in a
canoe with a nervous fat girl."-Cleye-
land Plain Dealer.
Every man is the architect of his
own fortune" quoted the Wise GUY.
Yes, but he wants to keen solid with
the building inspectors" added the
simple Mug.-Philadelphia Record.
Sapleigh--A bwick fell from build
ing two yeahs ago and knocked me
senseless. Miss Caustique-Indeed {.
AND does your physician think you will
ever get over it?-Chicago Daily News
Her Husband-If a man steals. no
matter what it is, he will live to regret
1t. His Wife-During our courtship
you used to steal kisses from ME. Her
Husband-Well, you heard what said.
Wife-What luck? Husband-None
whatever. Wife-Were there no SER
wants at the intelligence once? Hus-
band-Ies, lots Of them, but they had
| all worked for us before.-Saturday
Sunset.
| Have you ever been cross-eXamined
| before?' inquired barrister of wit
ness who was occupying his attention.
Have !" exclaimed the man. Didn't
l just tell you l am married? "-Stray
Stories
| Magistrate (sternly Didn't l tell
you the last time you were here l new
err wanted you to come before me
again? Prisoner-Yes, sir; but
couldn't make the police believe it
| Tit-Bits.
Hotel Proprietor-Sir, you cannot
leave this hotel until you pay your bill.
| Mr. o. A. LOtt-Ah, at last have found
man generous enough to grant me the
one thing have always desired-a per-
manent home.
SHOULD man go to college after
| L. ;oh+
at tennis,'' answered the expert. But
man can't expect to do much in base
ball or football at that age."-Louis-
Vile Courier-Journal.
IL fell out of the window of my fiat
yesterday" ''And you are on the fourth
floor. That was terrible" Yes:
don't know how to face the janitor.> I'm
sure I've violated some clause in my
lease Washington Herald.
Your husband says he works like a
dog" said one woman. Eyes, it's very
similar" answered the other. HE
comes in with muddy feet, makes him.
self comfortable by the fire, and waits
TO be fed Washington Star.
81 always hate to pass an ice cream
saloon when I'm walking with my girl
i've never happened to pass one when
I was out with my girl" That's
strange. How do you manage it!' Il
don't manage it; she does. She always
insists on going in.'
/ The little daughter Of homeopathic
nbvsician received a ring with pearl
in it on the Christmas tree. Two days
later she poked her head tearfully in
at the door of her fathers Office.
"pana." she sobbed, papa, I've lost
the little pill out of my ring"
aI puess pa must have passed lot
of time at the dentists when ne was
in New York." said Johnny Green.