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The Detroit times., 1908-10-08
POLICE COURT DOCKET


suspended.
Albert Young. disturbing the peace
sic or 30 days.
discharged.
samuel Portland. disturbing the
peace: sentence suspended.
Frank Black. disturbing the peace;
sentence suspended.
William Morrey. disturbing the
peace; discharged
Harry Meade. disturbing the peace:
adjourned IN Oct To-
Adam Orzedziakowski. drunk: SEN
tence suspended.
Albert Huebel. vagrant: DISCHARGED
Albert Mech, disturbing the peace:
$40 or &c days.
John Mack. drunk: sentence sus-
pended. ~
John Brelskey, vssrant; dismissed.
And It's never too often to kiss q
siri who N pSefty.
The Detroit times., 1908-10-08
Three Cleveland Cabinet
Officers to Stump

CHICAGO. Oct. S.-All the forces
the Democratic national committee
can summon will be brought within
the next two weeks to bear In Indiana
and Ohio. National Chairman Mack
and William J. Bryan will set dates to
morrow for Mr., Bryan to speak IN
these states.
I'VE are confident OF Ohio and La.
diana, q Mack said, but we propose
to keep up the hottest kind Of fight
to hold our position" He added that
Mr.. Bryan. Mr.. Kern, Gov. Johnson
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and other prominent speakers would
be sent TO the two etates.
Bourke Cochran; Gov. Swanson, OF
Virginia: Gov. Hoke Smith, OF Geor-
gia. and Congressman John Sharp
williams will join in the middle west
campaign.
Former Gov. David r. Francis, OF
Missouri; Judson Harmon. of Ohio.
and probably Richard Olney will
speak at a mass meeting In New York
at Carnegie hall on Oct. 20. All three
were members OF President Clepe-
lands cabinet.
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go Bath For Hubby
In EIeven Years. So
She Seeks a Divorce

PITTSBURG, Oct. S.-Failure to
battle In the IL years OF his married
life. 10 the principal ground for di.
vorce alleged by Mrs. Elsie Ernby. IN
her suit against VIM. +. Erny. where
in the masters report was nled. Mrs.
Erny declares that. to the best OF
her knowledge and belief, her hus.
band declined TO resort TO tub or
shower.
The master recommends that di.
vorce be granted.
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Mr.. Bryan prefaced his remarks by

IF l thought that Democratic VIC
tory would be injurious TO the busi-
ness interests OF the country, would
not think of asking business man.
laboring man or farmer 10 support the
Democratic ticket. Republicans
threaten panic II there should be q
Democratic victory this year. Presi-
dent Roosevelt with Mr.. Taft as the
most conspicuous member Of his cab
met, has been unable to avert the
present panic. How then" he inQuir-
ed, could Judge Taft hope to pre-
vent panic alone with Roosevelt
gone to African"
The Detroit times., 1908-10-08
Footpads Rob Lumber Merchant.

NEW YORK. Oct. s.-Edward T
Copley. a wealthy lumber merchant
OF Sandusky. o.. stopping at the EN-
81" car early today, and when he was
awakened at the One Hundred and
Twenty-ninth<st. terminal. wandered
on the Harlem bridge. There two
men attacked him and got his gold
watch and s79 in cash. Then tney
boarded a north-bound trolley car and
escaped. Copley's cries brought u
crowd. but too late.
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BRYAN WOULDN'T ASK d
HAZARDOUS SUPPORT

CHICAGO, Oct. s.--For more than
an hour yesterday, William J. Bryan
addressed the Business Mems Ma.
tional Bryan and Kern association In
the parlors Of the Auditorium. In
the absence of Nathan Straus. OF
New York, the president of the asso-
citation. Edward f. Goltra, OF 81.
Louis. vice president, presided.
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BOY VICTIM OF THE
STRIKEBREAKERS DIES

NEW YORK. Oct s.--Robert
Quailey. a 14-year-old boz OF 4ol
West Fifiy-Seventh-st., who was shot
by strikebreakers in riot on West
Fifty-Seventh-st, when sympa -hizers
with the striking chaufreurs surround
ed a car OF the New York Taxicab
Co., died today In Roosevelt nospitai
as a result OF his injuries.
Rober. Suits. OF the Seventh-Ave
Mills hotel, u years old. and Richard
]. Dinoer q. Of 645 East rwelfth-st..
strikebreakers. arrested by the police
and charged with the shooting. were
taken down 10 the coroner's once
and held Tor his disposition.
With the advent OF her first baby 4
mother thinks she has discovered a
new language.
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Y. M. c. A. WILL RECEIVE
REPORTS ON GAMES

"A new electric score board IL being
installed In the Y. NJ. c. A. for report
ing the games In the worlds cham
pionship series. A special wire will
run direct to the grounds and each
play will be described. The members
and friends OF the association are In
vited to come over and root for the
Tigers.
The Detroit times., 1908-10-08
MICHIGAN PATENTS.

WASHINGTON. Oct. s.--The fol-
lowing Michigan patents have been
issued: J. Doran. Empire. door
hanger; o. +. Eneli. assignor to l.
]. Lenox. Detroit, folding bed: Z. Ty-
den, Hastings, extension table lock
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The proof is in the package All
the arguments In the world are out
weighed by proof. You prove the
matchless quality OF "Salada- Tea the
first time you drink Il.
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ing device: r. Weir. assignor of one
half to p. p. Schnorbach, Muskegon.
cart; II. w. Whalen, Detroit. friction
match: c. A. Williams. assignor to
Briscoe Manufacturing Co., Detroit.
selffeeding mechanism for punch die
presses.
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NO JEALOUSY OVER
WHICH BILL WAS
MEANT
UNPRECEDENTED SCENE WHEN
BRYAN AND TAFT ARE CHEER.
ED ON SHAKING HANDS AT
CHICAGO FUNCTION.

LINCOLN, Neb.. Oct. S.-Fifty
speeches In three days Is the stunt
that VIM. Jennings Bryan Is expect
ed to perform, during his tour OF
eastern and central Nebraska. next
week. These speeches, the schedule
of which has been prepared by the
Democratic state committee, will ne
from FIVE minutes to one hour In
length.
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Baclkacho,
Kxnix,oyPaxx,

Pains In the small of the back.
There's no mistaking this sign of
kidney trouble.
Other indications are frequent urina-
ton, pain or smarting when passing
and loss OF flesh.
DR.. A. w. Chase's Kidney and Liver
Pills overcome kidney arrangements
more promptly -thoFeaghly- than
any treatment you can obtain because
Of their combined and direct action on
liver and kidneys.
This letter TO prove our claim.
ar; IS. Treeo, Polk. Pa, writes:--
During eight years OF suffering from
kidney disease six doctors treated me
with little bsneht. On the third day
after beginning the use of DR. A. "
Chase's kidney and Liver Pills I no.
tiesd an Improvement and after using
three boxes had gained 20 pounds and
felt better than had for nine years \
have told many about my wonderful
cure"
One pill q dose. IS cts. a box. at ALI
dealers or DR.. A. w. Chase Medicine
Co, Buffalo, ~ Y.
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Welcome, But No Voter.
Well be mighty glad to see you, Mr..
Taft, but, honestly, there's nothing
doing In the way OF electoral votes FORT
you down this way.--Atlanta Georgian.
The Detroit times., 1908-10-08

And It's never too often to kIss q
girl who ~ pretty.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
NE FAILED TO KEEP HIS WORD
The Auditor Of Emmons County
Twice sets Date for Canvass.
Ing the Legislative Vote, But
Fails to Show Up In Steele
on the Dates Named.

ltf0m the Steele Ozone, Nov. 9Stt.l
by next week the auditor OF En-
mons county may have concluded to
come up and join Auditor Bopc in can.
wasting the legislative vote, and .
as TO whether there will he
another election called may be obtain
able. For some reason Auditor Pitts
came only as far as Bismarck, where
nc received some advice that canvass
would he useless. He twice set day
With Auditor Bope when Inc would be
here, but did not come. There is-or
was last week one IN the attorney
general Office 10 Bismarck who could
give any authoritative answer to ques-
lions regarding the possibility Of an.
ocAef election, and Auditor Bopc was
unable to learn what would I've done.
STATES Attorney Walker saws the
statutes repeating certain parts Of the
canvass'ng. board law did not repcal
cnat requiring the auditors To meet
anu canvass, although the section WAS
om'tted by tile gentlemen appoin,c.d
70 patch up the code GU, OF thc ,sw
acts. '''e ~"
me legislative matter is SIM i, ~.
air. - syn ~ 1'e
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
nav 4 an 1neex,e.

Perhaps a better title would have
been How a Girl Doesn't Throw
because it Is well known that Cir
cannot propel bah or anything elsl
like boy. Most people and all boya
conclude that this defect arises from
clnmsiness, but that is a mistake.
The difference between girls throw
Ing and boys Is substantially this:
The boy crooks his elbow and
reaches back, with the upper part Of
his arm about at right angle Of forty.
i've degrees. The direct act Of throw.
ing Is accomplished by bringing the
arm back with sort Of snap, working
every joint from shoulder to wrist.
The girl throws with her whole arm
rigid, the boy with his whole arm re
Taxed. Why this marked and unmie
taxable difference exists may be ex.
planned by the fact that the clavicle
or collar bone in the feminine anatomy
= some inches longer and set some de.
grees lower down than In the mascu.
Tine frame. The long, crooked, awk.
ward bone interferes with the fun ana
free use OF the arm. This IL the rea.
con why girl cannot throw stone.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03

THERE are no new developments 10
the legislative matter. Auditor Pitts
still refuses to 90 TO Steele and meet
Auditor Bope and with that gentle
man assist in canyassing the votes OF
the Two counties Of the district and
declaring the result, 50 that the sher
IFS may call the supplementary cleo
ton for the purpose Of choosing a
member Of the legislature, there hav-
ing been no result az the last election
as between Messrs. Heroic and Storey.
In another part Of the Record will be
found clipping on the question. Ia
ken from the columns Of the Steele
Ozone. II will be seen from 4 perusal
Of the clipping that States Attorney
Walker, Of Kidder county, takes the
same position In regard to the duty Of
Auditor Pitts as is taken by States
Attorney Lynn, Of Emmons. Both Of
these gentlemen claim that the only
change In the law Is that the secre-
tary OF state issues the certificate Of
election, instead OF the auditor Of the
senior county. But the opinion Of
the states attorneys Of the district
do not move Auditor Pitts in the
least. He is too faithful an ally Of the
lIerolz- Rocks combine TO pay atten-
ton to the opinion OF the states at
torneys of the district when such opin-
ion is counter TO the wishes Of his po-
litica partners.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
esaaessed BY . Lady.

~Let me hate i've two-cent stamps
please" said q lady to the polite younl
man behind the counter In the past
once.
sYessum.' DC said. handing tAsa
ont
Cant you let me have them In On
piece" she added
Certainly. ma'am." said the youne
man Can send them home fot
you:"
oh. NO: don't live far away. and
I am going straight home. wouldn''
Put you to the trouble"
NO trouble at all" said the polite
odtcial. Il haven't very much to De
today. and could easily spare ~
hour
Very much obliged" said the lady,
smiling sweetly. Dear me-" she add
ed, putting on stamp, what bothes
1t is to stamp letters. Why can't w
send letters and let the posto@ce sent
In their bill once month";"
They might just as WELL" said tha
obligins young man sympathisinsi.
"I'll mention the fact IN my next r.
port to Washington"
win you: How nice. But you
mustn't mention my name Say the
idea was suggested by lady"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03

people those English are" remarked
IN Italian, when they find It neces.
sary to wash all over every day! Why.
only wash twice a year, have
met Chinese who regard washing al
over as proceeding decidedly I'm
proper. A Chinese u washed when he
Is born. aud he has no other altoeether
wash till he II dead. But We British
people have adopted cleanliness only
OF recent years. Small houses have
their bathrooms, but very few houses
built over half q century ago were pro-
vided with bathrooms. suppose
those must have been the days Of the
Saturday night wash In the kitchen.
Certainly our gay cavalier ancestors In
silks and rufiies must have been q
dirty gang Handkerchiefs were not
invented, and the velvet cloaks must
often have been greasy. The rollick-
ing old times were very dirty old
times.-"Baths. Pleasant and Other
wise"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03

Il beg your pardon" ala -
stranger On the bicycle, riding slowty
up to the sidewalk and eteadyine him
elf b. putting bis foot on ths curb
"but I an looking fof q restaurant
where can get good meal. Can ~
direct me to one1"
The man whom hs ADDRESSED ~
standing In front Of q store tryins to
rub grain Of sand out Of his eye
with one hand and holding his hat o.
with the other, for It was q windy
day, and at first he made NJ reeponse
But presently he spoke.
Go to the next block" be said. and
turn to the right. Four doors down
you viii find a restaurant"
The stranger thanked him ana rode
on. About an hour later they acct.
centally met again. The stranger was
on his way out Of town. He stopped
and spoke.
"My friend" BE- said. II followed
your directions. I went TO the restaus
rant you directed mo to, and rot the
worst meal I ever had In my life"
II thought you would" answered
the other. IL you had waited TIM I
got that grain Of sand out Of my eye
! should have sent you to q rood res.
taurant. but you didn't. Just had 70
divide my misery With eomsbody. and
you happened to be handy.s-Youth's
Companion.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
A Pretty Warm Fish.


A well known fisherman was fishing
for perch and was seated along tho
edge OF lake near the roots Of q
large tree, which was q favorite spot
Tor the perch. Luck had been only
fair. and he was debating on the ques-
ton Of hauling in the line and going
home when there came powerful
tug.
He knew that he had huge fsh
and struggled vigorously for twenty
minutes before he landed his prize.
It was sunfsh. one Of the largest b
had ever seen. He landed 1t on tho
bank, and then he noticed that the
rays from the fish were SO powerful
that he was almost blinded, and tho
grass in the vicinity was shriveled up
BY the heat.
A few minutes later the man fen
over. He had been sunstruck by tho
sunAsh and was beyond hope.-Phil-
adelphia American.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
The NNest 9eautiful FlAe.


In village school In the Acadian
region Of Nova Scotia the young lady
teacher. who was from Q portion Of
Canada more remote from the United
States than the section she was In,
was on one occasion preparing for a
little celebration Of empire day. Call.
Ing one Of the boys. she gave him a
coin and said to him:
take this. please, and % out and
get US the prettiest dag you can 6nd."
She had no hea. Of course, Of his
procuring anything else than . British
dag. and her astonishment was great,
therefore. when the boy came back
With Q small edition Of The stars and
stripes.
"What have you there7' the teacher
asked sharply. did you suppose !
sent you for anything elss than the
dag Of your country
why" answered the boy, ''you told
mo to get the prettiest dag could ind,
and there was nothing elss % pretty %
this!"
The boys Judgment was unpreju-
diced. at any rate. for hs was q Cana.
Ol&u.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
Tine ualiest Reast.

Probably the ugliest beast In the
world IL monkey, grewsome look
Ing animal called the bearded aaki.
This is 30 utterly grotesque a beast
that It would scarcely b safe to let q
child or nervous person see It. The
ugliness Is not OF an amusing kind, but
OF an evil, sinister nature. The beast
has sort Of beard and a countenanco
unlike anything else In shape and
lines. rhe monkey itself is not partic-
ularly savage, but is SO hideous that
the natives Of Its country. South Amer.
lea. say that no beast Of prey. however
hungry, will tackle It, Even q hungry
jaguar will starvc in a cageful Of salis
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
Che Worked the enak. c.r..

Novel crimes arc occasionally CON.
mitted in Paris, %. for instance: An
old gypsy woman called on Q doctol
living in the Place Pierriere ana aslEed
him to visit her daughter, who Wa
lying Ill In a caravan on the fortinca-
tons near by. II have tried the Ger
pent cure" she said, "but there wae no
result. II you viii allow mo to pap
your Tee in advance shall b sure you
will come"
The doctor consented. and The Old
woman handed him Q 500 note. A.
he was getting the change out Of The
safe she again mentioned the serpent
cure" and he asked her what Il va.
This" she said. and, taking q box
from under her rags. che turned hall
q dozen snakes out % the door.
The doctor was startled and sushed
out Of the room. Wien ~ roepInea
with stick no found that the woman
and tho snakes had vanished, whlle an
the money In his saHe had also eooa,
He still held the 500 noto IN his hand,
but this proved to b fofgeSy.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
Meeting Old Neptune.

An inlnat" oi Sailors Snug Harbor
IN speaking Of the ceremony connected
With crossing the line when Father
Neptune presides over the initiation OF
the inen who have never crossed the
equator. said
u got ms Introduction to old Nei,.
tune while was in the merchant sery-
Ice. got my lathcr and shave md
duckng thirty years ago and helped
initnte many scafaring men and lands.
men since then. With hot tar handy.
Neptanc's crew often took liberties
which would not bic allowed on board
nan-of-war. The skipper used Ia
look on from aloft. but he was blind a,
bat to things that he did not wish IL
see, and the mcn knew enough 10 maks
no complaint. know that was MAJ
clear through at what got, but con
tented myself with taking 1t out OF tn,
next man
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
Dollar sill. BY w.isht.


"Dollar bills are worth almost thesr
weight In gold" bank president ssld
the other day to 4 depesitoe.
"Yes. ! suppose they come In handy
for change and are easy to carry" the
depositor replied absently.
mo; ! was speaking literally. the
bank president said. I'VE got into an
argument In the bank here the other
day as to how much a dollar bill
weighed. A twenty dollar eold piece
weighs $40 grains. We found that
twenty-seven crisp. new one dollar bills
weigh the same 40 . twenty dollar
gold piece. We tested some bills that
had been In use and found that Il took
but twenty -six Of them to balance the
gold piece. suppose that twentyAix
used bills gather an accumulation ef
dirt in passing from hand to hanA IT.
weighs about what one new bin &c.,
-Kansas City Star.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
or. vvait nm t1e Reeurns,

Oh, Wait TILL He 0oeurno.
why. my dear" exclaimed the good
friend on finding Mr.. Viewed In FOOLS
Of tears. "Hhat 10 the matter3"
The young wife wiped her eyes aid
tried to compose herself and u in
humanity calm.
.sveli." she besan. with folded
hands. "you know John 70 away for a
week"
"Yes. DEAR" helped tho lady friend.
ssWell. he writes to mo regularly.
and IN his-hIs last letter he tells me
~ Gets my photo ont and kisses IT ev-
cry day"
.But that is nothing for sou to cry
about!" exclaimed the good friend.
Eyes, It ,is." cried Mrs. Newea,
bursting into tears afresh. "be-because
I took my picture out Of his ba.bag be-
before he started ju-just for jo-jokc
ana put one Of mo.mo.mothers In its
place!'
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
IsS 7 IL . Ene condition Of affairs
wten tho zndfff,y NJ Fin mr,ox rfs,otv-

IsSTit . the condition Of affaifs
when the auditor Of Emmons county
in spite Of the position taken By the
auditor 81 the sister county Of The dis
;yict. AMI OF the states attorneys Of
10th couGties-and with no law what
ever 10 sustain iim-set6 himself up
as lhe whole hing and refuses to per-
form . plain duty that. Sithout such
Performance, unless the state bosrd
ct cznvassers perform an extra duty,
will leave this district unrepresented
at the next session Of the legislature,
Of compel that body TO assume the
responsibility unlawfully thrown upon
j. u settling the status Of the Twenty
sixth Districts representation in the
lower house? That is inst what Audi
tor Pitts is doing.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
What h Did kno,,.

et. Thomas Episcopal church, IN
Fifth avenue. has under It's jurisdic-
ton an east side chapel. One Of the
features Of the chapel Is. q gymnasium.
In which boys are trained In all Of the
branches Of physical culture. Some
OF the boys are quicker In this sort o.
training than they are In the more
polite talk Of the west side boys.
The rector OF st. Thomas, the Rev.
Or. Stires. visits the chapel frequent.
ly and is fond of talking with tho
lads about their work. He said to one
little fellow who halls from near the
East river:
well. my son. they tell me you won
quite victory In your last contest
with the boys Of a rival school,"
II don't know bout that, but wen
We went up ag'in dat bunch from 81.
Pats we put 1t all over 'em, and dey
amt never pecped since."-New Yos1I
Sun.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
Earthquakes % warn;nas.

The belief that earthquakes are signs
or WARNINGS owes it, origin in part to
prophecies In the Bible. where, for ex-
ample, We read that there shall be
famines and pcstilences and earth.
Quakes" as rortending future calami-
tics. Earthquakes have led to the abo-
!ition Of oppressive taxation. the abo.
litioM Of masquerades, the closing Of
theaters and even to the alteration OF
fashion. A New England paper Of 1927
tells us that "a considerable town In
this province has been so far awakened
by the awful providence I'm the earth.
quake that the women have generally
laid aside t'lai. hooped petticoats."-
Nature.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
First Victory Of The Revolutien.

6uoS vsSSOVy 81 SuO BtVvOlOSlOus
The importance Of the assault upon
Fort William and Mary Il generally
overlooked by historians. The demon.
STATIONS against various British armed
vessels, beginning with the firing upon
the schooner st. John in July, 1894, O.
well as the battle Of Alamance, In
North Carolina, in 1771, were essential.
" local and were SO far removed from
the Revolutionary period that they pro.
duced no appreciate effect upon the
war itself The Boston massacre"
was the repulse Of a mob by squad
Of British regulars. but at Fort WI.
liam ana Mary the royal standard wa
lowered for the first time, and the gun.
powder taken therefrom was burned
By the patriots at Bunker Hill. The
king recognized in the daring assault
the inevitability Of the impending
struggle. There is truth in the claim
ct forth on the tablet on the old Fort
Constitution Of today that the cite
marks "the first victory Of the Amer.
lean Revolution. Army and Navy
Life.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1908-12-03
Catching : oride.

Among certain Siberians the bride
groom is not permitted to have = wifi
until he can catch her. But they d
not give him a fair race In the open
The bride, surrounded by her female
friends, awaits him in a big tent A.
soon as she sees him she runs OF
He follows like Hippomenes after Al
lanta. But instead CT obstacles beino
thrown In the way Of the bride they
are thrown across the path Of ths
bridegroom. The pursuing groom falls
over old women, chairs, tables, stones
and fishing rods or is tripped up b.
ropes Only when 1t Is feared b.
might give up and sulk and 90 aw1y
without the deeting lady is he permit
ted to overtake her. Then ~ che falle
into his ousstretched arms It may b
imagined she utters some equivalenl
Of This Is so sudden"