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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

SHIP. US YOUR CREAM TO-DAY,
or write for tags and prices:
The Crescent Creamery Co.. st. Paul.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

A man who is ashamed when he
does wrong will finally do better.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

The beauties of poverty can be seen
only at distance.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

It's easier to try to look intelligent
than it is to make good.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

You can cut out fully half you
words and say what you intended.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

STACK COVERS. AWNINGS, TENTS.
Flags etc. For information and prices. writ.
American Tent & Awning Co.. Minneapolis:
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

DR.. ). II. .RlNDLAus, (speciaIist),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, ~. D.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

Dip. wash or spray. / gal. 75c; gal. 50 %
S gals. So. Write for 80 page booklet
Ship us your Hides. Furs. Pelts. Wool. etc
N. w. Hide & Fur Co.. Minneapolis. MINI.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

Many poor man has nothing but
money.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

4 Many women have discovered the
secret Of keeping secrets.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

Query-Does man suffer more by
ignorance or by knowledge?
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

You hardly ever find fool who
doesn't think he knows it all.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01
Tired Of Tennis.

who's your favorite for president ?"
well, don't keer particular, but l
do think it's about time we had a
pinechele cabinet"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

1t is not pulling wool over a mans
eyes that hurts; it's pulling it of.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

The elevator man doesn't think it
wrong to run people down.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

WE PAY TOP PRICES FOR CREAA,
Cash every day. Write for prices and tags
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01
It's Pettit,s Eve saIve.

that gives instant relief to eyes, irritated
from dust. heat, sun or wind, 25c All drug
gists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

A derrick will not help man out
when he falls in love.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

In these days of incubators it's
wise chick that knows its own mother.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

SPOT CASH FoR YOUR CREAM.
Top market prices always.
MILTON DAIRY CO.. St, Paul
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

U. s. DIP. WASH AND DlslNFECTAN1
The Best and Cheapest.
EAVrnN MAKES nm (sATTnES
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

What q man has done woman think,
she can undo.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN

For thirty years Lydia e. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
andhas positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tu1nors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges.
ton, dizziness ornervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address. Lynn, Mass.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

The more favors man asks the
fewer he is willing to grant.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

This woman says that after
months Of suffering Lydia r.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Maude 2: Forgie, of Leesburg, w.
writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
IL want other suffering women t.
know what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound has done for me. For
months l suffered from feminine i'll.
SO that I thought could not live. ]
wrote you, and after taking Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
using the treatment you prescribed
felt like a new woman. 1 am now
strong, and we'll as sever, and thank you
for the good YOU have done me-"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-05-01

1t was only when Lucette, fright
ened by the coldness and the tense
grip Of the hand that held hers SO
firmly she could scarcely drag her
fingers from It, srang up and lit the
candle, that the truth was revealed.
y On the floor lay. empty. the vial
which had held the poisonous green
Of her unting materials, and beside 1t
scrap Of paper. upon which the dead
man had painted the simple message:
THE only son o. . widow may not Do
kept In the army Il he Is necessary
for his mothers support; and Louis
Is IN only son now. Pray Tor me. I
give him back to you both. never to
be taken sway again until God oalls.''
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
Chronic Diarrhosa Relieved,

Mr.. Edward +. Henry. with the
United States Express Co.. Chi
cago. writes, "Our General Super
intendent, Mr.. Quick, handed me
a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
some time ago to check an attack
on the old chronic diarrhoea. l
have used it since that time and
cured many on our trains who have
been sick. l am an old soldier
who served with Rutherford B.
Hayes and William Mckinley
four years in the 23rd Ohio Regi-
ment, and have no ailment except
chronic diarrhoea. which this
remedy stops at once" For
sale by H. T. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
New Variety of Fruit.

Mrs. L. B. Hess marketed last week
a new kind of fruit that attracted
considerable attention. 1t is called
a prune tomato. and in appearance
very closely resembles a tomato. In
taste. however, it is slightly puck
ering like a prune, but has the flavor
of a ounce. 1t grows on a tree reA
sembling a prune tree and has a pit.
Mrs. Hess secured the tree from Cal
ifornia. The same fruit is grown by
John Tule of Payette. who claims to
have first p~ropagated it, but he is
evidently mistaken, as it has been
grown in California many years.
Owing TO its ounce flavor, it is pep
ular with housekeepers for making
jam and j%ellies.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

separate the people into classes. In
more than a hundred years strict
class division has not existed, and
the problems of a democratic govern
ment have been working them
selves out not as problems of classes,
but as problems of the whole people.
1t has been the boast Of the Ameri-
can people that the laborer of today
becomes the capitalist of tomorrow,
and there has been a free movement
back and forth. thrift and enter
prise being promptly rewarded by
promotion from a lower to a higher
condition of life.
That is exactly the status of the
economic and political problems that
have agitated the country during the
Roosevelt administration they have
been the problems of all the people
alike. 1t has been and is the ques-
ton not of securing special adyant-
ages to a class of people, but on the
contrary how special privileges may
be abolished and equal opportunity
established for every nan and all
men. 1t was certainly approached
in Mr.. Taft's speech of acceptance
in a purely democra tic way, not by
an appeal to any class.
Twelve years ago, Bryan sought
to gain the presidency by an appeal
to both sectional and class agitation,
and many people will see in the COM
bination effected between himself
and Gompers a similar attempt.
but successful democracy will not
work out its destiny through array
.ng class against class. or section
against section.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
AMENDMENTS TO NATIONAL
BANKING ACT.

Three amendments to the national
banking act have been drafted by
the Comptroller of the Currency who
has given them publication before
submission to the joint committee of
Congress appointed to consider the
currency, of which Senator Aldrich
is chairman.
To Comptroller's three recon-.
meniations are all in line with
popular wishes in the way of better
regIla iol Of banks. HIS first
am nd nent propose to place bank
examiners under the civil service
rules so as to remove them entirely
from politics, to pay them salaries
rather than fees and to increase the
number of examiners and require
more frequent and detailed reports.
The amendment is exactly in touch
with popular sentiment, which has
had little patience with failures of
national banks due to the fault
either of the examiners or of the
comptroller's office. Examiners have
VIGOROUSLY been taken from the
ranks of active professional politi-
clans and have been among the rec
ognized "spoils" of the political
game.
A second recommendation is that
clearing houses be brought into
close touch with the Comptroller. re-
porting to him and cooperating
with the government in the expos
ure of bad and reckless banking.
The Comptroller's third recon-
mendation is that the law should re-
quire the publication Of all loans
made by national banks to officers or
directors of the bank. Overloans to
favored individuals and the loose
loaning to bank officers and direc-
tors are said to be the cause of more
than 80 per cent of bank failures in
he United States during the last so {
years. The Comptroller proposes to I
apply publicity to this evil as a meas '
Ire of restraint and prudence by
bankers. {
The three amendments proposed .
ire very plainly prompted by a con- ,
liberation of the banking business n
Tot so much from the point of view !,
f the bank official as from the de- .
| lis amendments suggested u
" that view of banking that are {
pest calculated to cure abuses and Z
weakness in the banking structure Y
r tho poupfpy u
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
TAKE 1T IN TIME.

Just as Scores of Emmett People Have
Waiting doesn't pay, If you neg.
lect the aching back, urinary troub-
les, diabetes, surely follows. Doan's
Kidney Pills relieve backache. Cure
every kidney i'll.
Mrs. E. S. Cushman, living on F
St., near Eighth St., Nampa, Idaho,
says: II hold a very high opinion
of Doan's Kidney pills. l have used
them on different occasions when
suffering severely from a lame and
aching back and they have always
given me great relief. They were
first brought to my notice through
reading testimonials of friends who
had used them with beneficial re-
suits. They gave me great relief and
on a few different occasions l have
resorted to them and the results
have always been satisfactory. 1t
Is with pleasure that l give Doan's
Kidney pills my endorsement"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-M Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Unit
d States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
md take no other.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

our home, would you like to go with
me to see it?"
Mary was delighted. The baby
was very tiny, only weighing three
and one-halfpounds. When Mary saw
this frail bit of humanity she turned
her face up to the doctor, and said:
Il think you are very peelite, to
take the smallest for yourself"
The September DELINEATOR,
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
What New Jersey Bditor Says

M. Il. Lynch, Editor of the
Phillipsburg, N, J., Daily Post,
writes: 81 have used many kinds
of medicines for coughs and colds
in my family but never anything
so good as Foley's Honey and Tar.
| cannot say too much in praise
of it," B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
BRYAN.GoMPERs COMBINATION.

There are upwards of 5 million
members of the American Fedora
ton of Labor, not all of whom, how
ever, are voters. If the federation
could at any time be delivered to a
political party il would for the time
dominate the government.
Until this year the membership of
the organization have kept it out of
politics and NJ attempt has been
made so far as outsiders are aware,
to deliver the votes of organized la
Dor in a political campaign, The
circular letter issued by Samuel
Gompers, with the approval of the
federation, making an appeal on be-
half o. the organization to its men,
bers to vote the Democratic nation
al ticket is the Fl st test of the indie
pendence of the members that has
eve been applied and its effect will
be watched with interest.
Large individual employers Of la
Dor, as well as corporations, have in
the past undertaken to dictate to
their workingmen how they shall
vote as American citizens. Such eff
forts Of political dictation have been
condemned as contrary 70 the high
er interest of successful democracy.
This effort Of Goupers is TO BE- con-
jenneo for the same reason, its GER
tain effect, IL successful, being TO
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
Hay Fever and Sammsr Colds.

Victims of hay fever will expert
ence great benefit by taking Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar, as it stops
difficult breathing Immediately
and heals the infamed air pas
sages, and even if it should fail TO
cure you it will give instant re-
lief The genuine is in a yellow
package. B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
Excellent Health Advice

Mrs. M. M. Dawson, of No.
379 Clifford Ave, San Jose, CAL,
says: THE worth of Electric Bitters
as a general family remedy for head
ache biliousness and torpor of the
liver and bowels is so pronounced
that | am prompted to say a word
in its favor, for the benefit of those
seeking relief from such Affections.
There is more health for the d.
gestive organs i'll a bottle of Elec-
trio Bitters than in any other
remedy l know Of" Sold under
guarantee at B. B. Davis. SOC.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

Without blare of trumpets or
betting of tomtoms the Twin Falls
Milling and Elevator Co. has
erected in Twin Falls the largest
and best equipped elevator between
Denver and the Pacific coast. -
Twin Falls ews.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

When the baby came to Mary's
home she was told that the doctor
brought it. She thought that he
kept an unlimited supply. Mary
had been taught that p~oliteness was
one of the greatest charms a person
could possess.
One day the doctor called, and
said. Mary, we have a new baby at
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

The Lewiston region will ship
600 carloads of peaches to the east
ern market this season.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
SHERIFF.

I hereby announce my candidacy for the o.
dee OF sheriff VI CaDyon county. subject TO tho
decision OF the Republican county convention
H.. X. Corbett.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
STATE SENATOR.

hereby announce myself a candidate for The
stats senatorship. subject 10 the approval oil The
Republican county convention,
L. v. Patch, Payette, Idaho.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

AS the youngsters grow older
they learn that bitter medicine is
not the worst doses that have to be
taken.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27


Political leaders are after money
now as the missionaries are when
they go to convert the heather. The
Index does not believe very much in
these campaign contributions. If a
man wants an office. he ought to
pay the expense of getting it. The
idea of pulling the ley of private cit
liens for political contributions,
m ,rely because they have money and
htppen to belong to the same party
the candidate does, is un-American,
and little short of blackmail. If a
man wants a horse, he pays for it if
he gets it. and does not take up a
subscription among his friends. If
he wants an office, he ought to pay
for it, and if it costs too much he
can let it alone. just as he would let
a horse alone if a price too high was
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
CouNTY COMMISSIONED.

hereby announce myself a candidate for the
once OF county commissioner, subject 10 the de-
cislon ~ the Republican county convention.
John 4. II Basye.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

When expressing opinions of
other people, just pause long
enough to think what they may be
saying of you.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

Backward, turn backward, o time
in thy flight; make me a child again,
just for tonight, so | can throw rocks
at our neighbours old COW, and do
other things that dare not do now.
III like to go swimming with no
bathing suit; I'd like to peep through
a small knot hole and root. With
strong rubber bands a big sling shot
would I'd make, and at everything
living a shot would take, o time,
if you won't turn, my wishes will
fail; if | did those things now they'd
soon have me in Jail.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

Five year old James was tempo
rarily deprived of the use of n eye
by a painful stye. AS night ap-
preached, he said to his mother,
Mama, I'll have to go to bed early
tonight, because l haven't got but
one eye to sleep with. The Sep
TENDER DELINEAToR.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
ALASKA WHEAT INVESTIGATION

That wonderful discovery of
laska wheat" which produces 200
bushels of wheat to the acre and was
to revolutionize the wheat int
turns out to be almost val
ueless. The government has inves-
the matter and says, that
it produces a big yield. the
wheat does not make merchantable
flour.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
Sure I'll co.

In Idaho falls a short time ago
several parties made application as
mail carrier but the only one to pass
the examination. or to properly GER
tify was a young woman. The ques-
ton now arises can a mail carrier
be a female. The postal department
requires the carriers to wear a GER
tain kind of pants-gray, with light
stripes down the sides, but there was
nothing to say of skirts.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

A. Cruickshank this week shipped
to Chicago two car loads of fat lambs
to tickle the palates of Eastern cpl
cures. They were a fine bunch.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

Tommy-Pop, what is the differ
ence between a dialogue and a mon
ologue? Tommy's Pop-When two
women talk, my son, it's a dialogue;
when a woman carries on a CONVEX
sation with her husband it's a mono
logue.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27
Tales of the Town
SONG.

T HAVE had enough Of women and
l. enough OF love.
But the land waits, and the sea waits.
and day and night II enough.
Give me a long white road. and the gray
wide path Of the sea.
And the winds VIII and the birds viii
and the heartache still in me.
WHY should | seek out sorrow and give
w gold for strife?
have loved much and wept much. but
tears and love are not life.
The grass calls to my heart. and the foam
10 my blood cries up.
And the gun shines, and the road shines.
and the wines in the cup.
r HAVE had enough Of wisdom n
l. enough OF mirth,
For the ways one and the ends ono. and
it's soon to the ends OF the earth.
And It's then good night and to bed. and
II heels or heartache.
Well. It's sound sleep and long sleep. and
sleep too deep to wake.
Arthur SymonS-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

How time flies, In a little more
than two months we car begin to 60
to bed early in order to save fuel.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

According to a Swede. a pancake
is like the sun because "it rises in
out of der yeast and it sets behind
der vest"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

1t is noticed that the men whose
wives support them eat regularly
enough, but they never have much
spending money.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

1t is new predicted that a car
shortage will exist by the first of
October. Which means that this
will increase the price Of coal.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

"Out in my neighborhood," said a
mar the other day, "any time be-
tween 6 O'Clock in the morning and
noon you can see dozens of things
that have got the directoire gown
skinned a country block
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

Hubby, won't you go shopping
with me today?'
mix, nixey, and again nix"
There is going to be a demon
station of this new sheath skirt, and
Sure I'll 60"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

There is this advantage of being
thin: A thin man can always scratch
his own back.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

In Boise there is a hot lunch stand
whose proprietor is a Chinaman who
has been coverted to the Christian
faith. Over his counter he has this
motto: Prepare to Meet Thy God"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

When a woman goes away from
home, the first thing she talks about
on returning is not her trip, but the
awful condition in which she found
the house.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-08-27

Mr.. Edison says the successful air
ship will be a helicopter. Edison
may be right, but we have always
contended that the successful air
ship would be a trinkalaloolum.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-29

When a wildcat in the woods. at Square Lake, Me, bit the ankle of Henry V. Johnson and he never even wlnced Sam Provost the hunters guide. was so astonished at what hap pened that he forgot to shoot the anil nal.
 The men were after a bear and were closing in on him when their dog treed a wildcat, and Johnson, "tenderfoot' hunter from Someryille, Mass, fired at 1t, woundlng 1t in the foreleg. The enraged beast leaped upon Johnson and buried It's fangs in his ankle. The guide came up just in time to see Johnson, without wine
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-29
WILDCAT BIT CORK LEG

ing, cock his gun and fro at the beast without worrying his leg. Even at this close range Johnson missed, and the cat was disappearing in the under growth when Provost recovered him, self enough to put a bullet into the animal.
 Excuse me, but you're about the nerviest sport l ever took outE ex- claimed the guide in admiration as he gazed at Johnsons torn trousers. ~ guess we'd better get doctor immedi- ately"
 "Oh, I guess not" replied the hunter, What We need Is a carpenter You see, that was cork leg be set his teeth into"
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-29
A FRENCH CHARCOAL BRO!LER

Any one fond of a delicious juicy steak or chop can now get one at the Board of Trade Cafe. Our French Charcoal Broller Is now ia service, aud we are able to give our Skagway pa- irons a chop or steak broiled in man
 uer to suit the taste of the most exact- ing epicure, This Is the only eastern apparatus in use iu the west. If
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-29

STENOGRAPHER - Young man open for position at once. Experienced in Railway, Mining and General Mer- chauti,e, etc. Four years experience. Al references as to character and abil- fty. Owns new typewriter. Address, w. H. ASquith, Sitks,
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-29

WANTED-Two Ladies or two Gentlemen to occupy rooms, iu Widows family, to help with expenses. Gen. trelly located. Address I. O, O. F. this office. l2i 1 wk
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-29

We have just received our fall line of Royal tailoring samples. They are the best and most extensive offered to the public. Please call and see them.-E. H. CIays,p x Co. l24 If.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-29

Ladies', Misses and Children's hosery in endless variety and prices at Lynch X Kennedy, still at 9th and State.