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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

FOR RENT Furnished house,
four rooms, complete for house
keeping. No children. Inquire at
M. Munson's harness shop. tip
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

FOR SALE One Old Trusty incu-
bator. Used one season. Y. M.
Blackman. ZIP
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

FOR SALE-My building on Com
mercisl street and stock of mill
linery. A bargain if sold at once.
Mrs. Steinbower.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

FOR SALE Best COW in Emmett.
Good yearling filly, 10 hives Of
bees, seated Spring wagon. seed
fall wheat, hay, -four and mill
feed. J. H. Cronk.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15
IDAHO FEED 4 SALE STABLE
A Bird. Proprietor.

When you want to drive and want
q team that's fine,
You will find II at the Idaho Feed
aud Sale Stable every time.
They have the finest rigs TO be
found anywhere.
1t is located at Hays and First
Street.
Aud the finest lota. of fellows you
ever chance to meet.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

FOR SALE-One brand new tanning
mill, James Vanderdasson.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15
DIR. A. w. JUDD, DENTIST.
Office in Emmett Bank Building

For fine dental work he has great
reputation.
To have a good dentist in this
town is great consolation.
For crown and bridge work, he
will surely excel.
And The plates that he makes
always fit very we'll.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15
The Star 1heater
Monroe Building

Monroe Building
Three performances every
evening except Sunday
First performance at 800
Second performance at 500
Third performance at 1875
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

WANTED- Girl at the Russell
hotel.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15
STAR BILLIARD HALL.
Luther Phillips, Prop.

To while away your leisure time
There is nothing so inviting
AS game of pool or billiards. =
When it becomes exciting,
When the tables are in order
And the cues are kept in style
Ills pleasant, don't you know
To go there for awhile.
Special shoe and dry goods sale
at Hunts this week.
B. C. Bowers is back from q
months visit with st. Anthony
friends.
+. Gabrielson returned last week
from Roosevelt, where he went
with a big load OF supplies. He
says snow already covers the
mountains in the Roosevelt count
~. IS
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

FOR SALE Mountain buggy and
40 fence posts. H. c. Riggs,
.Jr. ZIP
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

FOR SALE 1000 pounds comb
honey and 500 pounds strained.
First class d. ID. SasseT, 4tp.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

Vahzant, banker of Ar.
chic, Mo-. Is the guest of K B.
Shaw. He is here for the pur-
pose Of Investing in Emmett land,
A petition was circulated last
week by Mrs. Streeter, asking
for the dismissal Of the charges
against her husband. who is now
IN tie county Jail for stealing
NJ Ike Gilbirde's buggy and horse.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. +. Moody.
ptospactors and miners, made
rich strike Monday, when son
and heir was born to them. The
Young man Is free gold, 80 per
cent pure. and weighs l20 ounces
Best breakfast bacon IS cents a
ponnd at Hunts.
Mr.. Sproat. father of Mrs. An
drew Little, who went to Scotland
about three months ago with his
two daughters to visit the old
home, returned on Saturday. His
daughters will remain in Scotland
to attend school.
Flour 1925 per sack cashat
Hunts.
Guy B. Mains, forest supervisor
TOR this district, returned home the
first Of the week from a tour of in
spectior Of the entire reservation.
His trip took him to the South and
Middle Forks, Gold Fork and
Dcadwcod.
M. /. Ciopton Of BrownIee was
In town over Sunday. He
was on his way to Iowa in response
70 message informing him Of the
ias sick ness Of his father, who
$ - yess old.
!. B. Carpenter comes Of Tong
lived stock. His grandfather.
who lives in southern Utah. re-
eensly passed his seth birthday
1ttd IS the old gentleman Is hearty
and III fairly good health he conf
IDENTITY expects 10 pass the cen tuIy
mark
The best range for the least mon
~ - the NNlarch. It is. as its
name indieSh King of them all.
Made ofmallelble steel. lined with as
hestos and equipped with perfect
drafts. it Is fuel saver and q mar
velous baker. Call and inspect
thsm. Hawkins. Hardware.
Halt gest Of COOL shoes were re
ccived At Hunts last week, and
the prices are so cheap.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15
WANTED-HELP, Etc.

WANTED Teams to haul dry lumber
from our mill at Eldorado to Star.
We pay 81, So and So. Eldorado
Lumber Co,
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

We pay cash for oats. Emnl
Forwarding Co.
The Boise fair management seem
to know good thing when they
see it. For the 366th time they
have chosen c. A. Myer as Judge
of the baby show, aud he will
take another chance on MS l;fe
A lady optimist is one who mar
ries professional funny man.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15
ILLUSTRATED Song.

ILLUSTRATED Song.
MOTION PICTURES Scenes in
the Heart of the Rockies. Dumb
Hero. Path, Sea Finn Wonder
ful Lion Killer. (comic) Tommy in
Society. (cornic) Tbs Clockmakers
Secret. (Pathe colored) The Flank.
tcomie}
Entire change of program
every Monday, Wednesday
and Thursday
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-10-15

FoR FARM LOANS See w. M. Way
man.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Too Scarce to Throw Away.

They pipe water now through the
burning Australian desert that lies be-
tween the coast and the Kllgoorlie gold
fields, a distance of about go miles,
but In my day in that for5aken coun-
try water was the scarcest commodity
known" said San Francisco mining
engineer.
1T was often hard to get enough
water for drinking purposes. and the
man who was reckless enough of his
money to buy n bucketful for n bath
was the talk Of the community. | once
INDUCED in this luxury, and after !
had finished noticed that the water
was carefully collected again by the
vender
"'What are You going to do with It.?
| asked the man Sell 1t to some other
fellow for half price he answered
and after that I'll sell 1t several more
times. for YOU see, it's too scarce, mis-
ter. to throw away after only one OF
two men have washed In it,"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Psychology Of Broken Jaws.

1t might bc Il bit of a strange fact,
but you would be astonishcd TO see
the broker. jaws which are presented
ut free institutions ON holidays-elcc-
tion day, New Years day and the
Fourth of July. \ great number of
fractured Jaws are the result Of quar-
rels among the very lowest classes. 1t
surprises me that the number of bro
ken jaws Is not on the increase on ac-
count of the heated newspaper discus
sions that we are constantly having
on various topics of the day. 1t has
been said that We're It not for the
mouth ninc-tcnths of the gossip and
the mischief of the world would be
prevented. And very often were il
not for the mouth there would be no
broken jaws.-D. Il. Breundlich IN New
York Medical Journal
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
An enery Elephant.

A sentinel in the mcnaGcric at Paris
has had Il curious experience with one
of the largest elephants The sentinel
was very conscientious and always re-
questcd the spectators not to give the
animals anything to eat, which seemed
to diSpicasc the elephant in question to
such an extent that he several times
Bprinklcd the SentryS head with water
from his trunk. One day bystandcr
offered this particular elephant large
cake. The sentinel interfcred, as
usual, and the elephant promptly dis
charged in his face violent stream of
water \ general laugh cnsued but
the sentinel, having calmly wiped his
face, stood on one side and continued
as watchful as before Soon after
ward he found ii necessary to repeat
mis- admonition, but no sooner was this
uttered than the elephant laid hold OF
his muskct. twirlcd ii round his trunk,
trod IT under his feet and did not re-
store IL until he had twisted il into
nearly the form of a cOrbscrcw. Then
he gave snort ut the discounted
sentinel, as if 10 say, Now J hope
you'll mind your own business"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Telephone Manners.

Do telephones lead To politcncss or
otherwise? When they first came into
use the answer 10 this question would
have been emphaticaIly I'm the mega
tive, but now that they are almost uni
versally prevalent an era OF good
manners and thank yous" seems to
be in full swing. In some communities
1t Is not even possible to quarrel over
the telephone, although the two women
who took part in the following CONVEX
sation came near il:
"Hello! Is this Mrs. Weston"
Yes"
This is your next door neighbor.
Mrs. Lawrence. | thought you might
bc interested to know that Mt the pres
ent moment your son Thomas is sitting
on one Of the sheets which are bleach
ing on my lawn and is building large
pile OF mud on it,"
"Oh, thank YOU, Mrs Lawrence" eX-
claimed the mother. And may | re.
turn the favor b.. informing YOU that
your setter Rab has just rooted up my
two new rosebushes and that he seems
to be chewing the buds"
"Oh, indeed! Thank YOU, Goodby"
Not at all Thank YOU! Goodby"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Modern Witchcraft.

Says correspondent of the London
Chronicle: "This writer knows of a
west country English farmer, hard
headed business man, who uses the
latest machinery OF his farm. yet holds
the belief In pixies as firmly as any
article Of his religious creed. Having
been visited by Il series of minor mis-
fortunes, he confidcd 10 the writer in
the utmost seriousness his fear that he
had offended a piXy by inadvertently
stepping into n fairy ring and stated
that he intended going ON the morrow
to the white witch at Exeter to get
further misfortune avcrted And this
level headed business man took day
from his farm i'm the busiest time of
the year and journcyed TO Exeter and
back-a matter of some sixty miles
for this purpose. On his return he was
us one who had cast off n heavy bur
den. But the white witch's mysteries
no persuasion could induce him to re
veal"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20

simple delight In life is collecting old
blue china returned the other day from
England and as usual after such
trip had some new blue treasure got
on one Of his customary OF the beat
en- path tramps. He showed it freely,
talked about ii eloqucntly. but always
when asked where he found il evaded
answering. Finally one VINO had noted
several such evasions said TO him
You've reached the very worst stage
of the collectors mania You refuse
TO tell the place Of your treasure house
for fear Of rival looters"
you are wrong as to my motive,
but right as TO the fact that won't
tell. l can't, but I'll write the name
for YOU"
Laborlously tie wrote on n card this
fearsome thing: "Mynyddyslwyn."
AS his qucstioner stared with startled
eyes at the nerve shattering word the
collector explained that it was the true
and lawful name of n parish in Mon
mouthshlre near Pontypool, England.
New York Sun.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
The Funeral Snonne

"If you attend Il Persian funeral they
hand you at the door a small. fine
sponge The speaker a popular un-
dertakcr, smiled.
1T is amusing to think Of" he said.
Imagine it--by means of these sponges
all the mouners' tears are collected
ana preserved in tiny vases of crystal.
They are used afterward as medicine,
for they are thought to have wonder
ful healing power During the serv-
ice each mourner keeps his sponge
ready, and every tear that wells into
his eye is sopped up before it has a
chance to escape. The undertaken tip
toes politely about, he extends tenta-
lively the crystal vase, and those who
have anything to add to its contents
squeeze their sponGes solemnly there
in Then with n bow of acknowledg-
meut the undertaken tiptocs on his
way. extending the vase politely, now
TO the right, now to the left, murmur-
Ing in his gentle and soothing voice:
"'Havc you shed, sir; Madam, have
YOU shedY"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20

namely, mat Londoncr VINO hau
never before slept out of sound of
Bow Bells had occasion to go into the
country and was detained all night.
He was much disturbed by the lowing
OF the cattle. the granting of the pigs
and other sounds of country life which
he could not understand, and in par
| ticular he was frightened by the crow
ing OF the cock. In the morning. in
response To the farmers inquiries, he
said the sound OF the wild beasts had
kept him awake. Just at that mo
ment the cock crowcd again. and the
Londoner said That's the one! He's
been ncighing like that for hours"
Since then Londoncrs have been called
cockneighs or cOckuCys
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20

,uu. lruimg upon the truck beams be-
tween the wheels OF Il dying passenger
train or even of slower going freight
train is exceedingly difficult. The fly
Ing cindcrs deluge the eyes and at
times make breathing almost impossi-
bic. More than this, he says that un-
less one strictly watches himself one
IS in danger of becoming hypnotized.
The rhythmically pounding wheels jolt
ing over the joints Of the rails have a
way of insistently commanding atten-
tion that is extremely dangerous This
noise, sharp and repeated with devilish
persistence, can hypnolize the unwary,
he says. Often lie has had to use ev-
cry resource of will power which he
has In order 10 ward off the effects OF
this endless and mind compelling
"click, click, click" He believes that
many n tramp who has fallen to his
death from the trucks has been first
hypnotiZcd In this way. This is per-
fectly sound psychology, and the proba-
bility OF such hypnotism will he in
dOrsed by any good specialist in this
science. Bohemian Magazine.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20

of the stage, Ellen Terry, in McClure's
Magazine, tells of her dresser, Sarah
Holland. She had an extraordinarily
open mind, writes Miss Terry. and
was ready to grasp each new play as
1t came along us n separate and entire
ly different field of operations
She was extremely methciical and
only got furried once in IL blue moon.
When we went to America and made
the acquaintance of that dreadful
thing, n "onc night stand" she was as
precise and particular about having
everything nice and in order 6Or me
as if we were going TO stay in the town
Il month. Down went my neat square
of white drugGct. All the lights in
my dressing room We're arranged as
wished. Everything was mpackcd
and ironcd.
one day when l came into some
American theater to dress found
Sally nearly in tears.
Whats the matter with you, Sally
l asked.
II 'aven't 'ad morsel t. heat all
day, dear, and can't eat my iron"
Eat your iron, Sally! What do you
mcan?"
low am I 60 iron all this. dear?"
walled my faithful sail. picking w
my Nance Oldfcld apron and few
other trihcs. 1T won't get 'ot"
Until then really thought that Sally
was being sardonic about an iron rs a
substitute for victuals
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
L.r ia
dressing
Sweet Revenge.

Mrs. shopper (after inspecting every
thing in the store)-I don't see any
thing here that suits me. l suppose I
may as well so down to Stacys' and see
what they have. They usually have
n good assortment
Salesman-Here's n card OF one OF
their statesmen. Won't you kindly ask
for him?
Mrs. Shopper - All! A friend OF
yours, | presume?
Salesman-No, madam, he has owed
me $40 for the past three years.
Puck.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
a Neighing Cock.

Camden says the Thames was once
called the Cockncy, and therefore IL
@ocEncy means simply one who lives
on the banks or The Thames. Wedg-
wood says a cockncy, or cockcrncy. is
one pampercd by city Indulgence, In
contradistinction To rustics hardened
by outdoor work There is, however, Il
legend almost too good 10 be true
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Tired Of Him.

At trial i'm Scotland a lady got into
the witness box to bc examined, when
the following conversation took place
between her and the opposing coun-
sci.
Counsel old are you?
Miss Jane oh, wccl, sir, | am an
unmarried woman and dinna think 1t
right to answer that question
The Judgc-Oh, yes; answer the gen
tlcman. How old arc vour
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Miss Jane-M eel, / am sixty.

Miss Jane--N eel, / am sixty
The inquisitiNe lawyer still further
asked If she had any hopes OF getting
married, TO which Miss Jane replied:
"Weel, sir, Wilma tell lee kin
ma lost hope yet" scornfully adding,
But / widna marry You, for am sick
ana tired o. your palaycr already"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Absent Treatment.

What is the matter with Mrs. Spicy?
saw her sitting on her porch as I
came by gritting her teeth and looking
daggers into vacancy"
Her husband is half hour late.
and she is giving him absent treat
Chicago Journal.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Cause of His Hilaritv.

Grccn-I'd like that follow Brown
better if he didn't always laugh at his
own jokes. White-Brown doesn't
laugh at his own jokes. He laughs at
you fellows who are silly enough 10
'sten to them.-I -IlluStrated Bits.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
A to5er Rsq4e

H. .~ulE #nN
standing outside the 'front.' door, having
n final chat after lis veirg cali re
was leaning acaius. the .gurpCst ,BlE-
ing in low tom Present.. the you4g
lady looked rou..6 20 discover or ia
ther in the doorw ella 10 dressing
gown.
"Why, father VIII, IN the world is
the matter?" she inquired.
John" said the father, addressing
himself to the young man, 'you know
| have never complained about your
staying late, and am not going to
complain OF that now. But for good
ness sake stop leaning against the bell
push and let the rest of the family get
some sleep"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Highly Practical,

Your business college for young Ia
dies seems to be all right"
at is all right"
DO you give the girls n good practi-
cal business training?"
''In reply to that question can only
say that GO per cent of our graduates
marry their employers the first year"
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
EXCELSIOR.

Uncle-And what will you do when
You are man, Tommy? Tommy
| am going 10 grow a beard. Uncle
Why? Tommy Because then I won't
have nearly so much face to wash. -
Harper's Weekly.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Called the Turn.

whats the old lady doing nowY'
asked the old stocking In the work
basket
shes getting out her needle and
yarn" replied the scissors.
well, WELL" exclaimed the stocking.
"Pll be darned. d."--Philadelphia Press.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Gettinn personaI.

How does a man get game Leg
pa?"
well, you see'-
is 1t by getting into game and
having It pulled T-New York Press.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
An lmnossihilitX.

Jones (at side of friend Killed in
train wreck)-What were his last
words, doc? Doctor attending the vic
tms)-There were none. His wife was
present.-Bohemian Magazine.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20

Wise men read very sharply all your
private history In your look and gait
and behavior. Emerson.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20

The worship that is most acceptable
comes from II cheerful and thankful
heart. Plutarch.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20
Had Time Enounb

Barber-IIair's going gray. sir. Lit
tie Binks-EXpect 1t is. Haven't you
nearly finished?
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20

An ugly criticism makes mcre noise
than a good book. k.-Talleyrand
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1908-11-20

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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22

10 per pound.
Beeswax Good, clean and pure. 2gg
10 per pound.
Tallcw--Pdme, 5cj No. 2 and grease,
2@Sc per pound.
Oregon Graperoot--per 100 lbss %
@s7.
Hides--Dry hides, No. !, l2bc pound;
dry kip, No. !, i2c pound; dry salted
one.third lessj dry calf, l4c pound;
salted steers. Sc pound, salted cows, st
pound; stays and bulls, 30 pound; Ep
10 pound, calf. 10 pound; green stock, i
less, sheepskins, shearlings, l0@z5c
short wool, 50@40cj medium and lon
wool. ACCORDING TO quality, 60@90c; dr.,
horses, G0cMSl; dry colt, 25cj angora
S0cG1Sl; goat, common. l0W20c.
Oils, Lead, Etc.
Coal Oil---Pearl and astral oil, cases
ISIS per gallon; water white. iron bar.
rcls. llac, eoccne and extra star, cases
|2llc; headlight oil, cases, lDac; Iron
barrels, l2ic; Elaine, cases, 28c.
Fruits.
Domestic Fruiss-Apples, fancy, Sl.5t
MS2 box; good, 75ca$l.25 box; pears
50cGgsl.50 box; cranberries sS@ll pei
barrel.
Tropical Friuts.--Lemons, $3.60@5.0t
box, oranges. new navelS, S2.2C@2.7s
box; grapefruit, s4.25 box; bananas, d
lb.; Grated, 5lc lb.; pogeganates, ~
crate; tangerines, 81 box; pineapples
S4@5 dozen.
Dried Fruits--AppHes, 0@l0c per lb.i
aplicots, lo@ioc; peaches 1l@l3ci
pears, llt@l4c; Italian prunes. 2a@6ci
California figs, white, In ascks, 6@6a'
per NJ; black, 4h@5c; bricks, 75c@s2.2l
per box; Smyrna, l8h@20c per ibi
dates, Persian, 6aG7c per ID.
Produce.
Butter Country creamery, 30@35c
aity creamery, 35@37lc; store, l0@2Oc
butter fat. 33A@38c.
Egg Ranch, candled. 30@32c.
Cbeese-Young America, lSc; Oregon
, full creams. flats. l7c.
Honey--Dary, l0A@llc; amber, l2@
l3c; fancy white, l49l5c.
Poultry---Old roosters. 0@l0c ID hens
l3@l4c n dressed stock. 2@3c highe
than live; ducks, l4@l5c d.; turkeys
live. l6@l7c n, dressed, l8@20c ID
geese. live. g@l0c ID; pigeons, old. $40
per dozen; squads, s2@3 per dozen.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22

The Morning Astorian 90 cents per
month.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22
PORTLAND MARKETS
Latest Quotations In the Portland
Markets.
Complete Market Reports Corrected Each
Day Giving tho Wholesale Prices Of
Commodities Farm Produce and
Vegetables.

PORTLAND, Jan. 2l.irradc In poul-
try continues dull and there Is q small
prospect for any Improvement before
tho end Of the week. Receipts ycster.
day and today were light, but at the
same time, the demand generally was
far from strong, indicating that at the
time of tho recent slump retailers
stocked up Ii d large way. For hens
and chickens prices are the same as
yesterday. Dressed turkeys are weaker,
quoted Al ~ To " cents while live
stock Ii hardly wanted at all. Ducks
move In slow way, and there Is prac-
tically no demand for geese. Eggs are
weak and lower. quotations for ranca
stock being 25 70 81 cents.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22

When chspplc got up the other
morning be wandered around his
apartments In bis pretty pink paja-
mas, the very picture Of woe.
whats the matter. sirY inquired
his valet.
II don't know. Alphonse,' he groan.
ed. II passed a most unhappy night"
Alphonse looked him over carefully.
"oh, sir he exclaimed. 4 know
what was the matter. The trouserines
OF your pajamas were not creased
You must be more careful, sir. Those
I had prepared for you were hanging
across the foot Of the bed."-Bohe-
mian.