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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-11

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-11
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-11

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-11

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-11

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-07-11
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The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02
REPUBLICANS
WILL RAT|FY

NiipHi NtuHSsudy AuNtTtlSeT.1
On Monday evening next at 1880
o clock the Republicans will ratify the
ticket nominated recently for county
and city officers, at which time Prince
Kalanianaole, the nominee for Dele.
gate to Congress, will be present and
make an address. This meeting was
decided on yesterday at noon by the
executive committee of the County
Committee. Although the meeting will
~ ,S& ~ y " y y. " y " y ~ y y -
NJ; mtg s w A Kaleiho.a on pc land
Paleleiha, Waihee, Maui; r p (gr,
1908, Honuaula, Maui. 800. B 301,
p 494.
Charles Copp ct al to Haiku Fruit
& Packing Co Ltd, Corctn l.; gr 27Ol,
Pauwelauka, Hamakualoa, Maui b
POS, p 497. Dated June Is, 1908.
Ikaaka Kuluhiwa and VT to w i
Pogue, D; IL int in gr 1875, Hookuli,
Koolau, Maui. $3.50. b 80, p 5S.
Dated Aug "a, 1908.
Aukai Aluli to w F Pogue, d; 1-6
int in R P (gr) 1875, Keanae, Koo-
lau, Maui. 1929. r $40, p "a. Dated
Sept IA, 1908.
John L Fleming to Maui Railroad g.
S S Co. d; / share in hui land. r. p
(grs) 149, 22l. 100 and 21s2. Peahi.
Hamakualoa, Maui. $40. b 31o, y
90. Dated Aug 70. 1908.
JE Kamakai to Wailuku Sugar Co.
l.; ap /, RIP 1864. kul 44O5CC. Wal.
hee. Mani. 10 yrs Mt $25 per yr n
3l9, u /. Dated Sept 8. 1908.
| Kipahulu Sugar Co 20 All Ping
Agrmt; in re Cancellation of contract
dated Mar IL. 1907. Kipahulu. Maui
81. etc. b S04, d 353. dated Sent
Is, 1908.
I M A Repo and VT to Koloa Sugar
Co. D: inf in kills 5469 and 1O47s and
orr All and nor or 140s. and two nc.
land and ieaseholds. Weliweli, etc
Eoloa Kauai $17oo r 91o n IA
Dated Oct 1910
Recorded september 81. 1908.
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The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02
BAD COMPLEXIONS
Dry Thin and Falling Hair
and Red Rough Hands
Prevented by
CuTICURA SOAP.

MILLIONS CucuRA Soar exclusively for preserving purfyn
and Identifying the skim for cleansing crss scales
and dandf and the stopping of falling hair sofening
ing and soothing red rough
annoying rraons, inammaons chafngs free or
offensive perspaton in the form of Washes weak
nesses and for sanatve anepc
gest themselves to and especially mothers oil tho
purposes of the toilet BATH and nursery No persuasion
induce those who
PRESERVING and purifying the skim scalp and hair chill
dren CucuRA Soar combines delicate emoen properties
from CUcURA the great skin with the ing
dnts and the most refreshing of flower odous
soap compounded to be with preserving
tying and identifying the skim scalp hair
egn or domestic toilet soap however expensive compared
for all the purposes of the toilet bath, nursery Thus
bnes in ONE SOAR ONE PRICE,
the BEST toilet and BEST baby soap in the world
Complete External and Internal Treatment hunoun,
world Australian
j. A.Sol DIES.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02
Recorded Sept Is, 1908.

Martha Berger (widow) ct al to vii.
helmine Dowsett, D; 20 int in pc land,
bldgs, etc, Pauahi, Fort and Hotel SITS,
Honolulu, Oahu. $4,000. b $40, p %.
Dated Sept i, 1908.
T Yoshioka to g Kawakami, q NJ;
stock of goods, wares, mdse, fixtures,
aects, etc, Waipahu, Eva, Oahu. $500,
b 300, p sl4. Dated Sept 10, 1908.
Solomon Kauai and VT and by Tr to
Japanese Cemetery Assn, d; por kul
524O, 1884 and 1880, KamoiliiIi, Homo.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02
NO DANGER.

Don't be afraid to give Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy to your children.
1t is intended especially for coughs,
colds, Group and whooping cough, and
1T is the best medicine made for these
diseases. What makes it safe is thar
it contains no opium. Children like
IT. For sale by Benson, Smith & Co.
Ltd, agents for II. I.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02

The directors of the Oahu Sugar
Company have decided to continue the
payment of dividend of two per cent.
month instead of special dividends
Of three per cent.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02

in all likelihood be held at Aala Park,
the consent of the Supervisors has not
yet been gained. Chairman Judd ex-
poets to have big, rousing meeting,
and as it will be the opening meeting
of the campaign, the general policy to
be followed in speechmaking, will be
unfolded.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02
Independent Mayor.

Now that Independent candidates are
coming out and asking the electors for
support, there is rumor that an effort
will be made even to get an independ
ent Mayor in the field, but where to
find the timber is a question. Lucas
will not run, and it is not thought that
Hustace will burn his fingers again in
some other party's frying pan. Yet
many Others fully believe that some
one will really announce himself for
the Office
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02
Castle g. Cooke Co., Ltd
Life and Fire
Insurance
Agents

General Insurance Agents. representing
New England Mutual Life Insurance
Company of Boston.
| Aetna Fire Insurance Co.
| ATTENTION
We hay, just accepted the Agency
citizens Insurance Co. (Hartford FREY
and
The Protector Underwriters Of the
a5b Phoenix Of Hartford.
iFThese were also among the Roll or
tonor in. San Francisco.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02
Kaea,s Record a Lengthy One.

A cursory glance over the police
court records since 1894 shows George
Kaea, the gambler nominee from the
Fifth District for the House on the
Republican ticket, to have made an APP
pearance before police magistrates on a
variety of gambling charges, this list
totalling up to fourteen charges, and
the fines ranging from So to $3.50. Ka-
en- is known as a professional gambler,
and has been arrested in company with
others well known to the police, among
them being Iona. In many instances
during the present administration Kaea
has put up bail and forfeited it rather
than appear before the judge, who an
nounced on one occasion that il he ana
certain others came up again they
would be given Jail sentences.
However much these interesting facts
and figures seem to embarrass the Coun-
ty Committee managers, on the alleged
supposition that every man nominated
or official working for the success of the
Republican party, is pledged to back
up every nominee named, yet Kaea con-
tinues to state that he is going to make
n run for the House, and yesterday he
filed his nomination papers with the
Secretary of the Territory.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02
Police Resigning.

The police force will be rather shy
of men on October l when members of
the force who have been nominated for
take their leave on that date. Charlie
Rose, candidate for Deputy Sheriff ON
the Democratic ticket, will leave, as
will also Dan Kamahu, the receiving
clerk. Then Albert Kauwe and Sam
Kaloa, reckoned among the best speak
ers of the Democratic party, will move
out. Peter Kahea, formerly bicycle
officer, resigned couple of weeks ago
to get into politics and is now stevedor-
ing on the front. -
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-10-02
Achi Wanted Pat.

Willy Charley Achi sought Pat Glea-
son, clerk under High Sheriff Henry,
at the prison yesterday and asked him
to become the Laborites candidate for
Deputy Sheriff. "What do you take
me for" asked Pat. "Well, you very
good man, and we like you to run, -
answered Achi. "Well, you1l have to
get somebody else. stay by my
party" and Pat left Achi to guess
again.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
Fuses Are Made to Blow Out.

With everybody travelling more or
less. usually more. In electrically driv-
en- ears aud trains. the time has Ger
tainly come for general appreciation
of the fact that the blowing out Of
fuses is nothing to excite alarm.
To be startled TO Jump" as the
saying is--whrn this happens is the
i,ilege of all except tire professional
electricians. The latter are bound by
professional pride TO show perfect i'm
possibility even when the sudden flash
singes their fingers and il * delight
ful Ia see how many of them have at
tanned to this command OF their
nerves TO jump IS one thing. however,
while TO fail into senseless panic is
quite another.
To blow ont is the duty and destiny
OF fuses. and when they have done ii
such danger as there was Is all over
Nothing worse than delay can follow.
unless the passengers proceed to make
wild PUSHES for which there is no need
whatever. Travellers should keep these
facts carefully In mlnd.-New York
Times.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
IL WaR 1ia Eriand

A little story in German and Eng
fish. accompanied by an Interpreter,
drifted into the indianapolis News Of
fee. Here II IL: Two Germans stepped
into an auction house where a sale OF
watches was going on. They occupied
front seats and soon attracted the at
tention OF the Huctioneer. As he dwelt
upon the merits Of watch he was Of
fering for sale to the highest bidder
the auctoneer turned to the Germans
from time to time as the price mount
ed-S6. $3.50. 81, $50. AS the auc-
tioneer nodded at one of the Germans
there came an answering nod. which
he took to be u bid
That Teller knows me-" said one
German to the other
Yes. sure" said the other.
The nodding kept on Finally the
auctioneer extended the watch to the
nodders. It's yours" he said. "Ten
dollars. You're the buyer"
"Ach. nein." said the German. "Tm
the Schwob (Suablam; meln freund
heir list der Bayer (Bayariau)."
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
EAST skOWAEGAN

The storm of last week has cast a
gloom over this section long to be re-
membered. But very little snow is
left and in many places the roads are
covered with ice. The CONSERVATION
il such that 1t almost brings tears to
tie eyes of the farmers who have
their hay and wood to haul to market.
Hay and apples not sold waiting for
a higher price.
1t certainly looks like a short crop
of hay the coming season as many
places of low land and swales are
covered with ice.
Mr.. and Mrs. Evander Mitchell, Mr..
and Mrs. Geo. Swift and son George
and Miss Daisy Thurston the teacher
in the Baker district and Elwood
Richardson passed a very pleasant
evening recently at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Sidney Pooler, the boys
Frank and George passing an hour or
two out in Franks camp where they
had good fire and roasted apples
which they both enjoyed much.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
MEM PORTLAND

After a critical illness of several
weeks Mrs. II. F. Weymouth is slow
" improving.
Thurston Hutchins was operated on
for appendicitis Wednesday OF last
week. The physicians, Wing and
Spear pronounced it one of the worst
cases they ever witnessed. At this
writing Feb. II, he is doing DIS well as
could be expected.
Miss Helen Webb was the guest of
Mrs. L. A Davis several days last
week.
q. F. Williams is working in Oak
land.
Mrs. viii Dorson of Lexington
visited AT Mr.. Shaw's last Saturday
and Sunday.
Mrs. Harry Trip of North Arson
was the guest of her mother Mrs. G..
Williams recently.
Rev. NJ. S. Hutchns of Phillips was
in town last week having been sum
moned here on account of the serious
illness of his brother Thurston.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
MERCER
OBITUAR Y.

Mrs. Carrie La Barren J, wife Of G.
X. Allen, left this earth Tor brighter
home, Feb. End, after long illness
of seven months from tube rculosis Of
the bowels. She bore her suffering
with remarkable courage and was
hopeful of her recovery until the last.
She was smart, energetic and will be
greatly missed in the community as
she was talented and her melodious
voice was always listened to with
marked attention. She was a mem
Der of the church choir for several
years.
Her funeral was from the Metho-
dist chapel. Rev. Mr.. Sanders from
Waterville preached the sermon.
The church was crowded. The
Grange of which she was a member
officated The services were per
formed in the church as it was so
cold in the cemetery. A beautiful
wreath was presented by the Grange.
Her husband, G. K. Allen, has the
sympathy of the town as he is left
alone, babe nine months old having
died several years previous. She al
20 leaves parents and brother,
George and sister, Pearl.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
SOuTH SCION.

This is quite early for spring but it
is nice weather just the same.
Mrs. Louisa Spear is very sick, it is
not grip as reported last week but
heart failure.
Mrs. Geo. McCollor il sick.
Mrs. Lucretia Head is gaining
slowly. She had a most delightful
surprise last Saturday when her sister
Mrs. Brannan from Minnesota with
her son, John, stepped into the house.
Mrs Lottie Head has been under
the Doctors care ever since the death
of Mrs. Sarah Head, from the effects
of burn on the ankle which has
formed an ulcer.
Vine Paul and Bertha, her daughter,
went to Fairfield last Saturday to
visit Mrs. Paul's sister Julia Taylor.
airs. Louisa Pugh keeps about
the same. Her sister, Ada, is still
looking after her.
Ed Spear of North Madison is quite
sick and has been for over month
His son, John, came home last Satur
day from Bangor.
Ernest Carl has got home from the
woods
Jasper Rowell is saving wood
through the neighborhood. A few
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20

When William H. Scott was man
aging clerk in the early sixties for tue
firm OF Cleveland & Titus, IA client
came In and wanted nm opinion right
away No member OF the firm was In
Accordingly. MIR Scott. With some hest
tation, wrote the opinion When his
principal, Mr. Cleveland. came in. he
explained the circumstances and show
ed him the opinion. Mr. Cleveland
looked at him with smile and then
read it with care. "IIumph." said he;
pretty poor opinion. but II will do TO
charge = New York Times.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
WEST AIHENS

Who said winter has come? With
woodcocks screaching, patridges
drumming and blue jays flying about
the doors, with the big rain Of last
Saturday, which took most of the
snow all away, will remind us that
spring is most here.
Miss Linnie Taylor and her little
brother, Herbert of Scion, spent sun
day in town the guest of their aunt,
Mrs. Hattie Giles.
Mrs. Perely Wyman of Brighton,
who has been very sick, is much bet
ter at this writing.
Elmer Tibbetts is busy hauling his
shovel handles to Skowhegan.
William Corson is very uncomfort-
able with saltrhuem.
Wedding bells are still ringing.
Mrs. Osieola York returned to her
home here, Sunday, after spending a
few days at her former home on Bun
ker Hill.
Many people have the grip in this
vicinity.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
SOUTH MADISON.

Charles Houghton has sold his
apples to j. NJ. Norton and they are
packing there this week.
DR.. w. NJ Pulsifer of Skowhegan
was in town Saturday to see Mrs. j.
o. Ward
Mrs. Warren Blackwell is not as
we'll
A. II. Ward and wife were in Show :
hogan Friday Oh business.
MIS-. c. b. Colby and daughter Miss
Sara of Norridgewock were in town
Sunday calling on relatives and
friends.
Our snow has left us again with
nothing but ice and bare ground to
get around on.
Halle Simonds and wife from the
village visited their parents ID. w.
Simonds and wife Sunday.
james Warren went up to Dead
river Saturday to carry Charles
Merry up.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
EN- BDGN.

The rain of last we k took off nearly
all the snow, leaving some ice.
Friday afternoon Eugene, son of f.
W. Lane, fell from one of the high
beams in the barn toward the floor;
he lit on the hind wheel of riding
wagon across the bowels and his head
striking the seat, making scalp
wound about three inches in length.
DR.. Paul was called and he made the
little fellow as comfortable as possible
and he is getting along well, but it
was close call.
Lyman Rowe, who has been ill for a
month, is improving.
Henry Treat, who il hauling logs in
Bingham, spent the Sabbath with his
family.
Will Felker and wife of North An
son were making calls in town, Sun
day.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
NORTH CORNVlLLe.

Rained some Saturday and Saturday
night. The snow was nearly all gone
Sunday.
Sleighs and wagons ON the roads
now.
Mrs. Hattie Hoyt of Athens is
visiting her sister, NJ ry Davis.
Walter Wilson and friend, of New
York arrived at his home, the Red
Horse Inn, Friday for few days stop
at present.
Rosie and Mary Collins are at home
from E. Madison waiting for work.
Mr.. Sidell has a sick boy, dropsy of
the lungs.
Alvadus Libby of Wellington, was
in town this week, visiting his brother
on his way to Madison to visit his
daughter, Mrs. viii Jewett.
Coffee at Bates guaranteed IS, 20
and 35c pound.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
ALL THE LATEST NEWS
From the Somerset Towns.
JACKMaN.
OBITUARY.

Mrs. Margaret NJ. Newton widow of
the late Israel Newton, died at her
home in Jackman on Feb. II at the
age OF 81 years. Although she has
been falling in health for the past two
wears her death came like shock to
all who knew her.
Mrs. Newton was born and always
lived in this place and for nineteen
wears she has held the position of
postmistress at the Jackman post
office. Her father, Otis Holden, was
one of the early settlers and the old
homestead of the Holden family is
still owned by her brother, Herman
Holden.
She became a member of the Con
gregational church in this village early
in life and has always lived consist
ent Christian life. She was woman
of very pleasant disposition and had
ende AIRED herself TO large circle of
friends by her many amiable and
agreeable qualities and her death has
fallen like a dark cloud over the
whole community, and especially over
her relatives and more intimate
friends. She will be sadly missed
from the home circle, from the church
ON the Sabbath, and from the Ladies
Aid and Auxiliary meetings as she
was always faithful and ready work
er. But we must feel that what has
been loss and grief to US is her eternal
gain. She has crossed the bright
river and is free from all earthly ills,
and receiving a just reward for a well
spent life.
The funeral services were held at
the Cong. church and were attend d
by a large concourse of sorrowing
friends. Rev. d. l.. Pettengill offici
sted, speaking words of comfort to the
afflicted family. The pal bearers
were her four surviving brothers,
Richard, Jonas, Melvin and Heman
Holden. Beside these, there are five
sisters, Mrs. Hannah Barney of Shaw
NUT, Mrs. Eliza Craft, Mrs. Jane
Moore, Mrs. Calvin Campbell and Miss
Minnie Holden of this place, also two
daughters Grace p. and Addie c., left
to mourn their loss.
The floral offe rings were many. A
pillow of roses and pinks from the A.
B. s. of which she was member and
who attended the funeral in a body. a
broken circle of pinks and roses from
the Ladies' Auxiliary, 81 pinks from
the Ladies' Aid, "a cross of evergreen
from Mr.. and Mrs. Gilman, pinks from
Mr.. and Mrs. Trip, Mrs. Head, II. l..
Holden and Gertrude Moore and Mrs.
Barney and son Willie.
The interment was in the old village
CEN etery beside her husband who
died Feb. II, 1890.
CARD OF THANKS.
We wish to express our heartfelt
thanks to the many who showed their
sympathy for us in the loss of our
dear mother Also for the beautiful
floral offerings from the A. B. S.,
Ladies' Auxiliary, Ladies' Aid, Mr..
Gilman and others.
Grace p Newton,
Addie G. Newton.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
Talked to the Wronq Man.

One day an important looking gen
tleman took seat beside quiet man
In an Arkansas railway carriage and
began Il conversation.
I'm going up to Little Rock" he
said ito get pardon for convicted
thief. Tm not personally acquainted
with the governor, but he can't afford
to refuse me-"
as the fellow guilty7' asked the
man.
"Of course he S. But that makes no
difference. His friends have agreed TO
give me $500 il get him out, and the
thermometer is very low when | can't
put up good talk. Where are you
travelling
"Golng to Little Rock"
"Do you live there?'
yes"
perhaps you might be of some serv-
Ice to me- What business are you in?''
81 am the governor. st. Louis Re
public.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-02-20
A Caustie Reply.

A gentleman once said 10 barrister
THAT was very good sermon OF your
fathers today" TO which he replied
Yes. He must have cribbed 1t from
some one" hut the father overheard
this remark and reminded him that the
Bible says. The OK knoweth his owner
and the ass his masters crib" This
caustic reply slIenced the barrister.-
London Telegraph.