The Detroit times., 1908-05-21
SuppOsing We Had
4 Woman President
in the White House?
- sussragette Asitator Says They
Would Make Better Presidents
Than Men - But How
About Our Homes?


regarding her nevertheless unfortunate for the
Of large such sentiments from her
should find their way into public print
SG There said their credit who will take
Mrs. Commander seriously
At anticipate any action by the coming
ventons Denver Chicago which would
dorsement of the idea.
The effect of Mrs outburst therefore only
be discourage few and make them dissatisfied with
their place in woman's proper sphere
not in
would presidents better better
and better other and various public officials than we have
in mind.
congress composed something.
nothing high tariff from imported dress
which would really benefit few but the deibea
tons the body would reach that standpae
4 the
The rumor of mouse capitol no-quorum
just long said large and awraing would be
1t a standstll
other passed fabulous ap
preparation cats, country would 60 the dogs.
And over the House, imagine anxious
delegation waiting while Mrs President putting the finish
ing touches to receive it.
the front porch neartheater
waiting the process of adjustment
will appreciate what the situation would be.
Is H. Carriman coming up the White House
day repudiated Mrs Carrmans
campaign funds the last cleo
ton which reputation should have taken the form of shorter
ugler
Mrs carrnan has called first
desist
lang railroad which she accophes in the follow
ing diplomacy:
have the equal of that gown and you certainly look charm
ing in it."
Whereupon Mrs carman desirable citizen and
special control dispatched
providing the mouse has been caught
Mrs, J. p. M Organdy found the door.
Things all up in Wall-st
The discovered of them broke when
discovered panic mpends unless Mrs President will mne
atey wheels and moved to-
New York's financial district
This very in the light of Mrs Organdys
ktrategem:
message recommending public
Ownership of the children Of in
politics certainly charming also recommendation
for lace curtains in the sleeping Your appeal for
bouquets soldiers will solve the question of
standing army should all the mustered
kitchens they belong
message could be- And where did
you get lovely trimming for that skirt"
shakes treasury ordering
canary bird taken for the night Mrs President
for the evening with Mrs vcePredent whose hus
terribly scalded upsettng boiler full of hot
water while doing the weekly washing.
How would be able conquer buckng broncho
shoot bear though she might call conference Of
discuss the of beauty and other
y
And imagine the complicated bookkeeping
sary separating the expenditures powderace gum
The foregoing of the possibilities of
dent and of composed of Bit
hope make the intended that
does belong actively in politics
Her place in the home and her efforts should be max
ing the home better which capacity will her
country we'll
That part shaping countrys
important part.
Her duty, rather than high place holds
IN the of
The home unbecomng right of franchise and aspiran for
public Office give the world the right kind repre-
, her citizens, soldiers; n Y III
The right kind of for
hosen the halls and the chairs
4 to which they may be exalted.
st This is mans service. l>
Il in the home.