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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
JINGLEs AND JESTs
A Rondeau.


She uses slang at times. grieve TO Nay.
] note the tendency with great dismay.
For slang In women Is a thing hate.
She thinks. OF course. that II Is up to
date.
Tho proper language of the girl today.
But it's bad taste. which girls should not
display.
When say that. abe says. Don't get too
gay"
"Impertinent'' seems quite inadequate.
She uses slang.
"Nit" is equivalent 10 mo" or may"
And things provincial she declares are
Jay"
Then small minded person Is q
skate"
She ''hurriesY' No: she ''hits n lively
gait"
Or beats it" why. it's simply fierce the
She uses slangi
Chicago News
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
her Wlsh.

A Baltimore man tells OF receiving a
unique note acknowledging a wedding
present sent by him on the occasion OF
the marriage Of his chum.
''Your lovely etching was received"
wrote the bride. "and gives us both
pleasure. II is now In the parlor hang
ing above the piano, where we hope to
see you very soon and as often as you
find 1t agreeable. "-Harper's Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
After Vanation.

My gloves are all worn at the finger tips;
The seams are all strained askew;
| cannot number the tiny rips.
And of buttons I've lost few.
But ! draw them on with a glance OF
pride
They have served rae, oh. long and
we'll
And hand all unfreckled Is safe inside
When ! peel off the tattered shell.
New York Times.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08

81 met a Helen on the street
All. Troy's was ns'er 80 fair and sweet
81 saw Venus In the car
A sun where Venus was a star.
II talked with PalIas yesterday.
Those ancient Greeks-what lore had
theyl"
Lucky discovererl'' cried 1.
"And passed you all these marvels
hy7"
Aye. for the wife to whom came
Home puts their wit and charms to
ghamefe
Cleveland Leader.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08

Besides leaving several creditable Off
cial records, the late Senator w. F. Villas
of Wisconsin left several millions OF
dollars: knowledge of which is borne Ia
Wisconsin university in the pleasing in
tclligence that trust fund has been
created that will eventually give that
institution the income of S3,OOO,000 And
this was Chelsea boyi
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
Abdul hamid,a Ioks.

Abdul Hamid. sultan of Turkey.
thoroughly distrusts his ministers. He
once said to Professor vambery: "But
what is there for me to do? II |
change them shall get others who are
probably more dishonest" One even
Ing his grand vizier gave dinner par
y, at which with the sultan's sanction
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08

The Rev. Grin 4. Croker. pastor Of
The Universalist church at Woonsocket,
X. J., has resigned his pastorate TO ae
cspt an appointment to All Souls
church at Cleveland, Ohio. The Rev.
NJ. Croker went to Woonsocket from
Rutland, and during three years Of his
passionate has done much in the way
a. organizing mems clubs throughout
the state OF Rhode Island.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
Unconscious.

"Your friend Woody left some
verses with me today that were very
amusing" said the editor.
"You don't sayl | didn't think he
was humorous poet"
Neither does he."--Houston Post.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08

The horsehide is beginning TO taper of
into the pigskin; in other words, base
ball Is about ready to surrender to foot
ball.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
Thrilling Polo Match

The polo team of Squadron A Of New
York City and the Myopia club team of
Boston, vii, contest for hOnors on the oval
inside the half-mile track, Ever see a polo
game on ponIes2 Well, it's the creates t
thriller" OF them all-maKcs your hair
stand IN end and cold shivers run down
your spinal column. This will BIO the first
time this great game on ponies was ever
seen in Vermont
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08

A good Rain Coat is more
reliable than the Aztec Rain
God-and rather more attrac-
tive in looks.
All the advance made in
rainproof Goats are embodied
in our Fall styles, and to those
are added some points that inn
prove the looks and character
Of the coat, for example I'VE
have worked the front Of the
Coat so its shape is not affect
ed by the wet-the lapels and
edges arc shrunken and they
will never pucker The pock-
cts are reinforced so they II
never sag-but come in, there
are a lot of points we d like to
show you.
Raincoats, $40 to $25.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
vooalization.

The campaign speaker Is the man
Whose voice must now reach vast d.
mansions.
And yet his task Is easier than
To furnish cheering at conventions.
Washington Star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08

A iaek.screw and wise are wanted in
Rutland; they are thinking of bringing
together the opposing factions in the
Democratic party.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
NaturaIly.

what caused that awkward break
IN the conversationg"
''Some one dropped the subject
Harper's Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
Work af kaeoessitv.

"why, Dicky, did you kill snake on
Eunday|
"Yes'm. 1t was tryin' to bite me on
Sunday Pittsburg Post.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08

Breathes there a man with nose bright
red
VINO never to himself hath said:
This Is my last Right here I'll stop
And never drink another dropT'
Judge
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
He Part

Ethel-Lets play house.
Johnny-All right. You be ma away
In the country. and III be pa.-New
York Sun
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
All Kinds.

Some like II hot
Some like It cold.
Some wouldn't note the dlff
Unless they're told.
Cleveland News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08

A case of speed to burn'-those 100
automobiles that were destroyed by fire
in Boston garage.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
The FLYING Machine

The first dirigihie balloon ever shown in
Vermont will rise from its moorings on the
grounds daily rising gracefully into the air
and then guided by an expert about the
grounds, and over the house-to tops OF White
river junction See the monster in the
AR and then inspect Il where IL will be
moored on the grounds. Thousands of dol
lars invested In thisNflying machine, the
greatest curiosity of the ruth century.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
The MaanatIc YsIlom.

A man may show a yellow streak"
Yet count his friends ia plenty,
II each inch of that yellow streak
Is backed by a yellow twenty.
st. Louis POST Dispatch.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
Yes, labor celebrated.

II was safe and sane celebration
too.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08

Pestered with bois, Bryan has our
sympathy, if not our votes.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
THE RACES
81 1000

Will be won IN these races. every one of
which will be great contest and worth
alone all II viii cost the patrons Of the fair
TO leave their happy homes and return
again.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08
College
Professors

And people who have never been
to college will find the Famous
Gems of Prose now running in
the Boston Daily Globe full of
valuable information.
Buy the Boston Globe tomor-
row.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-09-08

In premiums to be distributed to the
winners in the different classes the most
generous prizes ever offered In Northern
New England.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
THESE MASONS BARRED OUT
Court Refuses to EnjOin "PrOsecu.
ton of Crime"
Organizers OF Union Lodge, No. /.
Represented TO Court ns
ImpOsters.

On the ground that the power OF an
equity court could not be invoked 10 en-
join the prosecution OF crime. Chief Jus
tice CIabaugh. yesterday. dismissed the
bill filed by Alexander p. Riedel. Fred c.
Schwartz. Abram Herman, Herman c.
Zoellner. and Morris Garfinkle. for in
junction to restrain Maj. sylvester. su-
perintendent OF police. and Assistant Su-
perintendent BOardman. from Taiding or
otherwise interfering with Union Lodge.
No. !. of the Ancient and Accepted Scot
tish Rite 'Masons."
This organization. according to the peti-
tion. was incorporated in Idaho. Union
Lodge, No. /" opened for business in De
cember. in a room in the building at
Fifth and G. streets.
Riedel some time previous to this, was
arrested by the police charged with oS-
tanning money by false pretenses, in
granting alleged Masonic degrees upon
the payment of SO Mai. Sylvester broke
up the lodge meeting, placing Riedel un-
der arrest.
Assistant District Attorney Stuart Nc
Namara. upon behalf Of Mai Sylvester
and Capt BOardman. declared TO the
court that the men were imposters. and
filed evidence showing that the Grand
Lodge OF the District of Columbia. and
the Supreme Council Of the Scottish Rite
MAsons, knew nothing of Union Lodge
No. l." aud in no way. shape. or form
recognized IL.
The court was also informed that RiedeI
and another had been arrested for OBJ
taining money from people on the pre-
tense that they were empowered TO con-
fer Masonic degrees.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
PLACES OF INTEREST.

Library Of ConCress-open a. m 10 10 p. m. on
secular days; from ? p. m to 10 p. m Sundays
and on certain holidays
Pubic LibRry-Open a. n. 20 p %. holidays
10 a. m. 10 10 D. n Sundays. to 70 p. m
Executive ManSion-Open le a. m. 10 p. N
United States Capitol-Open a. m to 40 p m
United States Treasury-Open a. u. TO p n
State. War. and Navy Departments-Open A. L.
to ?. N lThe original Declaration Of Indepepd-
ence Is in the library Of the State Deparment.l'
United States Patent Oaice-Open a. N. to
p m.
United States Pension Buresu-open a. n to 4
p. N.
United States Post-ofhee-Open a. m 20 > p m
Washington City POst-ofhcc-Open ali hours- THE
Dad Letter 0fhce Is IN the city post-oiieeD
National Botanic Gardens-Open a. N. 10 .. N
Fish Ccunission-Open a. N. 10 10 D. N
Army Medical Museum-Open 3 a. m 10 40 D. n
National Museum-Open a. m to az . N tin-
Guiding holidaysl.
Smithsonian insIirution-Open a n to 40 ,.
m 0ncludins holdays).
Agricultural Department-Open 3 a. N. 10 30 p n.
Bureau Of EnzraTinE and PriutinE-ODsn a. N.
TO 20 ,. N.
Washington Monument Isssss feet in heisht)-open
$50 a m to $50 ,. N Elevator runs from a.
m. until ?. NJ
coreoran Gallery Of Art-open $50 4. n to = p
N. IN winter; a. N 10 p. N. in sumIrer- sun
daSs-l-e , m GO 5 p. m. excepting in mid-strn-
me-. Admission free On Tuesdays. THURSDAYS, sat
urdays and Sundays; other days sc admission
Government Printing Otice-Open 10 a. N to
2.
Navy ferd-Open a. N. % SD p m
soUthWorth Cottage ssth 81 and Prospect ave-
IN THE SUBURBS.
geological PSrk-Open all day.
Rock Creek Bridge and Park.
Chevy Chase. Rensngt0n and Chesapeake Beach
Naval ObseryatOry-Open a. n. 20 p. m.
Mount Vsrnon t,he home and tomb of Washing
ton}-Ofen II q. m 70 I D m.
Arlington National Cenetery-Open al day
FOrt Myer Military POSt-
Pals church and Fairfax COTu House.
United States soldiers HOne-Open Q a. n Il
sunset
Cathedral Gnounds. TennallytOwn road-opea
a, m 20 p
Cabin John Bridge. Catholic University. SDc
Alexandria
SrtGt balls Of the Pofonac'
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07

Seven Maryland farms which Attorney
ago would be disposed OF at private sale
still remain in his possession. He has
advertised them for sale at public auc-
ton
The advertisement announces that four
farms ere to be sold 10 the highest e.dder
or the courthouse steps in Upper Marl-
boro on March L. and that three farms
will be disposed of in the same way at
the same place one week later
At q date soon to be made known the
stock and implements OF these farms will
be also sold at public auction.
Four farms the Attorney General wishes
to sell are in Prince George County. The
other farms are in Anne Arundel County.
One farm is particularly described as
comprising Col acres. at Wheaton. Nd.
much OF the land under excellent tiliage.
BOnaparte Pleads Poverty.
1t became known several weeks ago
that Bonaparte had felt the pinch OF hard
times. and appreciated the necessity Of
converting a part of his extensive rural
real estate holdings into ready cash in
order to tide himself over some temporary
difficulties in connection with private bus
iness enterprises.
Some weeks ego Bonaparte. in COM
mentlng on the December panic. told a
group Of reporters he appreciated the
unfortunate consequences OF that depress-
Ing period as well as anybody else. for
he nad suffered considerable losses him
self on account OF II. Shortly after that
it became known that the Attorney Gen
eral wished 10 dispose Of large real estate
hoI iings in Maryland al private sale.
As il turned out Maryland farms did
not seem to be In great demand. II was
found impossible 10 find a purchaser al
reasonable figures. Bonaparte has de-
cided. therefore. 20 sell at auction. even
IL he has 10 suffer a sacrifice by doing so
Business, Not Speculation.
A close friend of the Attorney General
said yesterday that Bonaparte's recent
losses had nothing to do with industrial
or railroad or the speculative market. but
that he had been unfortunate in certain
commercial enterprises with which he /.
connected in Baltimore and elsewhere.
The friend did not care to state more
particularly as TO the nature OF thes,
losses or business in which Bonapartt
is engaged. Sufficient to say that certain
business matters had gone wrong. and tha
In order 10 save his fortunes the Attor
ney General had been obliged TO look TO Z
sale Of real estate.
BOnaparte has been for many years g
country gentleman in Maryland. He en-
| JOYS life in the country better than in
| the city although his law practice has
been In Baltimore. and most of his othei
business. lucrative and otherwise. ha:
centered there.
Before entering the Cabinet. Bonaparts
was accustomed 10 drive into Baltimor,
from his country seat every day. remain
ing there during business hours. and re-
turning behind his team OF spirited Mary
! land horses before dinner
Ever since ne became Attorney Gen
eral. with headquarters in Washington
he has made frequent visits TO his eoun-
try place. spending from one TO thre,
days a week there.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
PHILIPPINE BISHOP SPEAKS.
Refers to Action Taken by Con-
gress Yesterday.

Bishop Hendrick. formerly Of Roches-
ter. y. Y. now Of the diocese Of Cebu.
Philippine Islands. made a brief address
at the evening services at s. Aloysius
Church. North Capitol and I streets. last
night
He made reference 10 the Philippines
in connection with the claims Of the
Catholic Church that passed the House
Of Representatives yesterday BY act Of
Congress. the Archbishop OF Malay viii
receive S403.O for the church, in pay
nent for the damage done BY the mill
tary forces Of the United States TO the
church property IN the Philippines
Bishop Hendricks arrived in Washing
ton Monday night last. having sailed
from the Philippines on January g.
He lunched AZ the White House with
the President yesterday. and talked over
the conditions in the Philippines. After
making trips to North Carolina. he will
leave America in June, Tor Rome To-
day he viii pontiheate at the Catholic
University
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
SCORE DISTRICT EMPLOYEES.
Republican AssOciatiOE DenOunccs
Two Federal OfficehOIders.-

At a large and enthusiastic meeting
neld last evening at Market Hall. 1853
Market street. in the Third district
(Georgetown). the William Murrell Asso-
citation reindorsed the Burt-P Patterson
Odell and Gaskins ticket.
The club passed the following resolu-
tions unanimously:
Whereas the Republican National Com
mittee has issued a call 10 the Repubu-
cans of the country 10 elect delegates and
alternates TO the Republican national con-
vention. we repuGiate the principles OF
the Democratic party and declare our al
legiance to the principles enunciated by
the Republican party. and denounce all
candidates for delegates and alternates
who are not simon pure and dyed-in-the-
wool Republicans Of the Abraham Lin
coin stripe
Therefore. be i. resolved. That we
denounce Messrs. Aaron Bradshaw and
Lemuel Bradshaw, emplo?Ns Of the Dis
triet government, for their interference in
the District primaries, on the ground
that they are Federal officehoIders and
administration supporters: that they are
trying to deceive the Republican voters
in the interest OF the Flather-H Homer
Murray ticket, which is pretending to the
voters OF the District to be for Senator
Foraker for President in order 10 de-
ceive the voters.
BE It further resolved, That we de-
nounce Col Robert II. Keyes. a laborer
at the Capitol a citizen of the State of
Maryland. and voter and active Repub-
lican at Silver HILL Prince George Coun-
ty, Md, for interfering with and taking
an active part in behalf of the election
OF the Flather-H -HOrner Washington Gas
light Democratic ticket against regular
and consistent Republicans of lifelong
standing. who are aspiring for delega-
/ torial hOnOrs"
The speakers at the meeting were Col
William Murrell. John w. Patterson, II.
A. Clarke, and Walter Abrams, who
brought a message from DIR. Charles II.
Marshall. declaring his allegiance for. the
Burt-PattersOn ticket. George H Massey
presided. Henry Walker was secretary.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
TWICE STRICKEN ON STREET.
=. II. Lynch First Refused Aid aud
Died Later on Way 10 HoSpitaI.

Twice stricken with heart disease and
epilepsy on Ninth street. near f. late
yesterday morning. P. P. Lynch. a clerk
in the Census Office died before he could
be taken TO a hospital
Taken i'll and falling to the street the
first time, Lynch recovered. to all appear
ances. and refused TO enter the ambu-
lance that had been summoned. Later
he was taken III again. and this time was
put in patrol wagon and taken to
Emergency Hospital
When that institution was reached
Lynch was dead. He formerly lived at
l224 New Jersey avenue.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
Grnntr Ahrolute nirorcen.

Justice Gould yesterday signed a decree
granting Annie ]. LyGick an absolute
divorce from Dods Iydick. with leave 10
apply later for alimony. According to
the petition. the couple was married In
Baltimore May l6, 1895 A decree was aIso
signed by Justice Gould granting Mrs
Minnie Davis an absolute divorce from
Walter o. Davis. They were married in
Baltimore on June q. 1895
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
EXCURSIONS TODAY

To Fort Monroe Norfolk. Newport News, and an
points South-Norfolk and Washington steamers
every evening in the year at $50.
To Rock Creek Bridge, Geological Park Chevy
Chase. and KrnsiuSt0a-CaTs IRON Fifteenth sIEeeI
and New York avenue every fifteen Minutes
To Ale1andria-Feuy steamer Lackaxanna eyery
hour and aaf from 8 a. m. to G D. IN
To Fort Myer. Arlington National Cemetery.
Falls Church. and Fairfax Court House-Cars from
Twelfth street and Pennsylvania avenue and AQue-
duct Rr;dcp
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
PROPOSALS FOR BUILDINGS.
BIDS Will BE Opened by Commits
siOners To-day.

Proposals for the contract Tor erecting
a twelve-rOOm public school building in
Z street, between Thirteenth and Four
teenth streets southeast. will be opened
at noon to-day in the board room Of the
District Building. Provisions were made
at the last session OF Congress for the
erection Of this building. and S1Oi. 600 was
appropriated for the purpose.
Other proposals will be opened on
March Il for the contract for construct
ing a sixteen-roOm school building in
Mount Pleasant, for which $4,000 has
been appropriated Construction OF these
buildings Will begin five days after the
award Of the contracts
When you need rubber footwear-re-
member the Rubber Store o32 r 81 NV
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
verdict of AccideutnI ne,,h

A certificate Of accidental death was
given by Coroner hewitt in the case Of
Peter Wood negro, who was struck and
killed by Chesapeake and Ohio passen-
ger train Thursday evening.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07

a life OF the late eX-GOV- Daniel VI.
Chamberlain, of South Carolina, being in
preparation, his son will be indebted TO
any persons possessing letters OF interest
from him Il they will kindly send them
10 Paul Q. Chamberlain, 10 TorriHgton
Square, London. W. G., England. The
utmost discretion will be exercised in
their use. and care In returning them as
soon as copies can be made.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
BONAPARTE HARD UP
Offers to Sell Seven Farms
at Public Auction.
BUSINESS AFFAIRS GO WRONG

General Has Admitted that
Industrial Depression Has Hurt
Him and POcket-Friend Declares
It Is Not Speculation, but CONNER
ciaI Enterprises that Suffered.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07

Handsome Spring Rain Coats, $3.50 to
S2e. Ladies and mems. The Rubber Store,
923 f
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
WOULD SAVE LIVES
Board OF Trade FayOrs Only
FireprOOf Buildings.
WOULD ALSO ADD ESCAPES

Question OF Sending Report Back 10
Committee for Revision PrOvOkes
Adde,l-Mneh Routine Business Is
Transaeted-LuncheO Served.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
Fecnn's Granville Rxe

Is the purest and best medicinal whisky
en- the market Physicians recommend II.
Phone Main A0S2-Joseph p Fegan. 4O6
eth st. nw.-for 4 full Qt.. 81 delivered
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07

PurfSsimn n Superior ESe whisky,
Ripe with age and of the mellowest de-
velopment A whisky Of medicinal value
Wm. Cannon. 1225 7th ST. Phone n. 52S
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07

Great Bear Spring Water. Gals, SOc.
Offices. 704 llth st. Phone Main 3e40
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
Meat Is No MOZe NOuriShing
Thau SahURIlRr,s s6pgaIfD Hrsad

The materials and methods employed in
producing Malt" Bread develop much
higher nOuriShing value than other foods
possess It's highly desirable for Lenten
menus-sustaining. delicious. satisfying.
Fresh from the ovens. &c at grocers
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
DRAUGHON'S s
NATIONAL PARK SEMINARY
YounpMonen. washington. ID. C. fSirhurhsl

THE Glen SCHOOL. The story OF TINS school,
OF its phenomenal growth, SIS remarkable equipment
Of Is buildings. attTactiTely grouped in college
Ion, forming miniature village, its unique subdi-
vision into eight groups Of girls. its training in home
making ard social graces it, DEVELOPMENT of special
talents IFS Provisions Tor pleasure, sight seeing and
study O. National Capitalism only be told fully
IN our catalogue. Address BOX A. Forest Glen. Nd
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07

When you need rubber fOotwear-re-
member the Rubber Store 933 F ST NV
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.

passed by Congress fOrOidding railroad
operators working more than nine hours a
day, has created demand for about 90 600
more telegraph operators than can now be
secured Railroad companies have cut rail-
road wires Into TelegraphY Denartments of
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
LOCAL MENTION.

Watch for a city-Randle Highlands.
The Washington herald., 1908-03-07
lib. Packages Fancy seeded RaI.,n.

LID Packages Fancy Seeded RaIsinS,
peaches. 15c; apples. lie; largest prunes.
l2c: good prunes. SC. ]. T. d. Pyles' II
Stores.