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The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25
You can see by the back of some peo-
pies heads that they are worthless.

There is more Catarrh in this section of the
try than all other diseases put together and until the
many years doctor pronounced it local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing
to with local treatment it incurable
Science has proven catarrh to be constitutional
disease and therefore requires constitutional
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by f. J
Cheney Co., Toledo Ohio, is the only constitutional
cure on the market 1t is taken internally in doses
from 10 drops to teaspoonful 1t acts directly on
the blood and inucus surface of the system They
offer hundred dollars for any 1t fails to cure
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo Ohio.
Sold by Druggist, Use.
Halls Family Pills arethe best.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

W. R. Ward, of Dyersburg, Tenn,
writes: 'This is to certify that 1 have
seud Foley's Orinu Laxative for consti-
patton, and it has proven without
doubt to be thorough practical
remedy for this trouble, and it is with
pleasure | offer my conscientious refer
ence. Bell & Robinson.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Suffered day and night the torment
of itching piles. Nothing helped me
until used Doan's Ointment. 1t cured
me permanently. Hon. John r. Garrett,
Mayor, Girard, Ala.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Mrs. S. Joyce, Claremont, N. H. writes:
"About year ago bought two bottles
of Foley's Kidney Remedy. 1t cured
me of a severe case of kidney trouble
of several years standing. 1t certainly
is a grand, good medicine, and heartily
recommend it," Bell & Robinson.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Last Sunday night, DR.. Robinson's
drug store was broken into and sever
al things taken from the show cases.
They tried Marbles store, but it is sup
posed, that they were frightened away
before they had done much mischief.
Whether it was the worksof amateurs or
"hoboes" we can not say.-Davis City
Iariat
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

The hardware stock which was recent
ly owned by G. A. Detar and which he
traded for farm, has again changed
hands. B. P. Cashier came into pos
session of the stock by trading a Frank
lin township farm for it, and he then
turned about and traded it to Decatur
county people. They arrived Tuesday
and will pack the goods and move them
to Leroy.-Albia Republican,
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25
No Humbug

No humbug claims have to be made
for Foley's Honey and Tar, the we'll
known remedy for coughs, colds and
lung troubles. The fact that more
bottles of Foley's Honey and Tar are
used than of any other cough remedy
is the best testimonial of it's great mer-
it. Why then risk taking some I'M
known preparation when Foley's Honey
and Tar costs you no more and is safe
and sure. Bell & Robinson.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25
Bucklen's Arnica SaIve Wins.

Tom Moore, of Rural Route 1, Coch-
ran, Ca, writes: II had bad sore
come on the instep of my foot and could
find nothing that would heal it until l
applied Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Less
than half of Is cent box won the day
for me by affecting perfect cure"
Sold under guarantee at L. P. Van
Werden's drug store.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Tying her bonnet under her chin,
She tied her raven ringlets in;
Then to the store she went with glee,
For HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
w. G. Stempel & Co.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Pronounced by millions the greatest
strength maker, appetite builder and
health restorer. HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea will make you feel that
life is worth living. 30 cents, Tea or
Tablets. W. c. Stempel & Co.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Harsh physics react, weaken the
bowels, cause chronic constipation.
Doan's Regulets operate easily, tone
the stomach, cure constipation. 25c.
Ask your druggist for them.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

English SPAWN Liniment removes Hard
Soft or Calloused Lumps and Bemishes from horses
also Blood Spavins, Curbs, Splints Sweeney, Ring
Bone, STILES, sprains Swollen Threats, Coughs, etc
Save $50 by use of one bottle wonderful Blemish
Cure Sold by w. A. Alexander Druggist
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

If you really want to know the value
of thing go to the man who sells it
but did not sell you yours
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

People who come to bother you ask
care you busy?' But they never wait
to see. They come right ahead.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

If you are given credit for something
smart you didn't do, nave you the nerve
to correct it?
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Some men like to think that when
they set their, foot down, it is there to
to stay, but it doesn't scare anybody.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Some women do not want to shake
hands, when introduced to man. They
seem cheap to us.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

A preacher who always stays in =
small town does not seem to grow much.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Some men are just naturally Internal
ly awkward.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

The man who doesn't want everything,
usually gets all he wants.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolfords Sanitary
Lotion. Never fails Sold by w. A. Alexander,
Druggist.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Lots of people like to pretend that
they are very firm in their convictions.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Did it ever occur to you how hard it
is to converse with man, who knows
nothing at all.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25
Consumptlves Made Comfortable

Foley's Honey and Tar has cured
many cases Of 'incipient consumption
and even in the advanced stages affords
comfort and relief. Refuse any but the
genuine Fo4ey's Honey and Tar. Bell
g. Robinson.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Some people always look half starved.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25

Nothing looks more helpless than a
town man trying to ride horse back.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-06-25
Mems NeCkWear

Every man will want new tie for
the Fourth. Come and take peep.
We have glorious gathering of fashion
fancies.
25c and SOC
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
Where Red Hair 10 Disliksd.

In Cornwall, particularly the Lands
End district. II II not advisable 10 dub
person "a red haired Dane" though
ia most parts of England. especially
inland. the expression would as likely
M not provoke no comment Mt all or he
regarded ~ simply frivolous.
At u police court cas-. heard In 1907
nt Pcnznncr town hail u came out In
evidence that the defendant had called
the complainant ~ red haired Dane"
aud this bed TO an assault. Th. strong
rcpuguance ~ Cornishm.u 10 be dubbed
by this strange nppellation Is as strong
1s ever,
The Celtic nations hated the Danes
and were always fighting them. And
not only IN Cornwall. hut also all along
our coasts. wher. III. Danes or Morse
men mad. their rnvages. this deep
rooted prejudIc. against people with
red hair. "r-d headed" more or less
remains ingrain.d In the national char
acter-J Harris Stone In The Eng
lish Illustrated"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

when / / GDdhlu was editor Of the
New iork Evening Post hc whg sup
posed 10y many tp lack sense ~ hu
NOR, bat those IN his employ Who
stood clos. ~ him knew b"ti"r on"
inofuing h" sent for his young city
editor
Last night" said Mr Guhin. II
read Ia III" Post an account Of ia" sui
eide ~ boy. Your news paragraph
reported NJ ~. motive that IL" hos
was D"iug resisted nt hum" IN u pr"mn.
tar. inclination ~ mnrry Mr Blank,
can you Imngin" how that father felt
when you accused him Tor what was
10 doubt done Ia o sense ~ loving
duty ~ being III" cnUs" ~ III" death ~
biz child
The young editor stammcrch nu npol.
oey
Thank you for your explanation"
sHld sodkln. But" b" went un IN %
nor. decided tone. ~ anything liz"
that ever happens again give you fair
warning. sir. that viii lcuv" this pn.
per! I will not work for paper that
says things 80 cruel" Success Magn.
rin-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

Perhaps the most extraordinary "N'
ample ~ Britain going to war Tor no
reason nj nll" occurred In the reign of
Gcorg" II Ou" R"h'rt J"uhius nn
English m-rchuut.capinln, trading from
Jamaica. arriving 10 England lu lIas.
reported that the slyup had b""n board
81 by the Spanish coast guards nnd
that. though no proof of smuggling had
been found. he had been tortured ngd
his ear torn on All England flew Int"
mn uptoar jenkins ear" divided par
tie. aud shook Walpplc's ministry It.
,clf The hous. OF commons sent for
jenkins, and b. was told TO bring his
.nr with him, The incident grew into
q crisis, though Walpolc did bis test
io persuade people TO keep their heads
hut the popular indignation was :"
great shat the next year the govern
m.nt was compelled to declare war
against spain Pearson
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
A Brid. Win Some Good Points.

SONS year. ago IN Hn agricultural
district IN England ther. lived u farm
sr who wanted 10 sell one Of his cows
There was not al that time a weekly
paper IN which he could advertise, 30
he resolved 10 follow local custom
ana ask the vicar ~ the parish when
giving ont hiS notices at church 10 ad.
Nrrtis" Ia" COW.
Yes. farmer" mld the vicar. 81
should b" willing ,O obligc you. but
you don't attend my church"
Presently. however. they struck n
bargain that III" vicar should adyer.
iiH" ia" COW, aud III. man In return
promised ~ 90 to church. Now. uD-
fortunately IL" man was deaf. aud on
~" SUNDAY following when the vicar
CAV" out the banns Of marriage be.
tween Joseph Sonnd-so. bachelor and
Sarah So.and.s". splnster. the farmer
took II for granted that IA. vicar was
giving oui particulars ~ his cow aud
shouted ont.
You might ~ well say. while you
nrr uhrut II that she " n most gentle
creature nni entirely free from Vice
-Strsy Stories
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
Petition for Liquor License
TO THE HONORABLE COUNTY
COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON
FOR KLAMATH COUNTY.

We the undersigned, residents and
legal voters OF the precinct Of Wool
River, IN the County Of Klamath, S'ai'
Of Oregon, aud actual residents therein
for more than thirty days Immediately
preceding the date Of signing and iilins
this petition, do hereby respectfully
petition your honorable body to grant
and issue to James II. Wheeler, resi-
d-nce OF said precinct, q license to sell
spurious, vinous, fermented or malt liq'
uors In less quantities than one gallon,
In the precinct aforesaid for q period oI
six months, from the Srd. day Of July
1905.
Notice is hereby given by the under.
signed, that this petition will he pre-.
sented TO the County Court aforesaid
at the court room in the city OF Kla.
math Falls, Oregon, on the lst, day OF
July, A. d. 1908, at the hour Of IL
o'clock a. IN. Of said day or as soor
thereafter as said petition can bc heard
Dated this 10Th day Of May, 1908.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
Ths Champion kbss,,,,Indod m.,

a very nbrcnimlndcd profo .sionnI
nun, VITA offices IN n rhratuiII glrrct
building, came downtown the other
iny md discovered Tint ho hnd iofi bls
Keys nt home. The superintendent Of
the building let the nbucntmIndcd mnu
into Ills oiiicc, but h" was sun ~ bad
OF NJ over. "" could not Vet into LIa
desk or NJ his nur". lie puud"rcd n III.
W" WIN" over HE llI"miun. then he
decided 10 return home fDr the Keys
why not H"n1 n messenger boy after
the kcyrr wnR the thought TINT struck
him. but that was Immediately put ont
of the question 10y another thought 10
III" efrcct that the boy would not he
able 10 vet IN th" house In cnHn the
nb-"nimlni"d mans wife had LETT
home, That's right. I must 80 my.
self" decided the troubled mnu, and
HON. he went arriving NJ the very
door Of his hOuHe brfur" II daWucd
upon him TINT h" without hls Keys was
M bad Or NJ n messenger bog. mud the
Soor mnD's wife had gone out niI right.
"Oh. hang II anyway, said IA" absent.
minded mhn. 4 ought Ia have trlc.
pbOn.d her 30 walt for me, why
didn't I do that We'll, viii go right
bnck I" ~" office mud phone" And h"
lIi, u" phpucd aud phonci Tor som"
time h"fOr" II" could uudorBtuui why
hiH wife did not answer. then ho gave
~ WORK FOR N" day Philadelphia
Record
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

once In England top whipping was
practically ordered by law. There was
a huge top formerly provided In every
yiIlag. 20 b. whipped In frosty wealth
or that the peasants might h" Kept
warm hy the exercise aud out "f mis-
chief white they could not work
Shakespeare IN Twelfth Night" says.
"ui. brains turn like parish top
B.n Jonson IN "New Inn writes, III"
spins like parish top" aud beaumont
and Fletcher have dances Ike tow"
top aud reels aud hobbies Evelyn
the dlsris,. speaking OF the uses OF WI,
low wood. says that II was ordered that
"thc great town tops should u" 'nan'
thereof"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

John Ruskln was caus,Ic In his n'ter'
nnccs about the German language. w
81 .,tcrs OF Dr, John Brown" RusRin IN
thus quoted:
German isn't Language" NJ all. but
only u "throatage" or "gnt'nrage
mode OF human expression learned
chiefly OF wolves aud bears, WIN nav
AZ the things Il calls words stitched III
the middle like wusps aud ant or ass
pannicrs, and letters s'rah''' 'u'
when people were mostly "r'nE' ~
that they didn't know ia" tops 'ro'''
th. bottoms OF them.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

The great tenor's lunch consisted of
a cheese omeIet asparagus, fruit and
all Ice,
NO meat said the reporter
As little meat ns possible" the tenor
replied. Meat kills song. The night.
inghlr. the thrush and lark are grain
eaters. nnd their song n sweet. The
carnlyorous birds. the crow. etc. only
croak. And In countries that go In for
excessive meat cating-England. for In
stancc-thcrr are few good voices,
while in the more vegetarian countries,
such as Italy. fine singers abound.
Song birds are vegetarian" he con.
cluded. "Carnivorous birds croak."-
New York Press
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

The Lakeside company has 25OO acres
II land unde. the Adams ditch that II
will give RENT FREE for one year.
This includes the use OF the land and
water. The renter must clear and
place the land In cultivation. The rent
or gets all the crops but We reserve the
right to pasture the stubble.
The Lakeside Company,
frank Adams. Manager,
Merrill Oregon.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
In Wrong.

"your husband Is greatly In need OF
eIeryse," said the doctor, ~ h.s ',.s o", ;"
doors too much. He'll have TO gel o"'
more" A., ,,,,,
"Out morcr exclaimed the wi'''
.u,,s ,e,n out every night this week
Tha,'s what's the matter with him.
Realizing that he was IN the wrong
th. doctor left a prescription ana prom
,..a IN call later st Louis Repnph''
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
hjs Great Fault.

"Yes." said the would be author.
"I'ye taken IA house In the country, but
Il win he necessary for me to engage
"A gardener. There's quite plot OF
ground around the house; too much TOT
me to handle"
"Ycs," replied Crittick. lyon never
could handle u plot. could you"-Cath'
Ollie Standard and Times.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
Notice

While the lime have on hand lasts 1t
will be sold on demand, after II 10 gone
II will by uecessaryts have 80 days no.
tice TO permit OF my burning another
kiln. II you want lime this Summer
sst il now. G. p. Wilson.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
His School.

"uaye you college diploma .,oo,,
"No, but l have several mining s'o.S ,,
ccrtIacates that ! might fraihe . ana
hang up us evidence that J nave o.." :.
throuuh. the school of experience
Exchange,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
All Pretty.

A rash paper announced Tor us col.
umns u Forthcoming story entitled
"Ths Prettiest Girl In the Town"
A hundred young ladies Immediately
sent post cards warning the editor not
10 use their real names, s,-London Globe
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
TN. Nata That Counted.

"And what was your fam''s VIC
cislonf" , "a.
practically unanimous In my Ia
ror" answered the young hWyet'
..mo,her voting aye and father dissent
,ag II ,ouisyille Courier-Journai
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07
0revlty.

0r0VIty.
'sToo many words are wear'soms'
said Kwoter, "Brevity Is the soul o1
wit"
"Not always" replied the observer;
but. In any event. 1t IL always com'
menda ble. philadelphia Press.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

What is the difference between twice
ten and twice elevenf None wnstevsr.
non't you see that twice ten makes
twenty and twice eleven makes tSsn'
ty-two doo)2
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

The strongest things are In danoss
from the Wsskost-1oooee6
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07

Tho habit of locking at the pes' sue sue
oS every event Is worm 'n'''
. thousspd q ysar,---Johnsoh
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-07-07


betwist ana Between.
oh. yes.
It's great 90 be aiivei
Mil ..A.
In that hnIf ana half W!Hl,t
Season kIHA
When II isn't spring, SN7y
II isn't summer. H
IL Isn't winter lily
Nor anything eiss,
Not even nothing;
when the weather,
A day ahead,
In always n guessibg contest,
With tho dend certainty
That you'll guess wrong
Though you guess
Both ways
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1908-07-16
Marching Through Georgia."


counted and traded upon the solid South
Even as the swallow flies to our sunny cline
for refuge from the desolating wintry cold,
certain of his welcome and his sustenance, so
has every candidate who bore aoft the stand
ard Of Democracy looked to the land below
Mason and Dixon 5 line for it's support in his
struggle, it's kindliest sympathy when he went
down to defeat
Year after year have representative men
been chosen from our midst as delegates to
the National Conventions IF any of these
delegates have either individually or collect
lively conducted themselves other than as
Southern gentlemen should, the instance es-
capped our attention. They have gone in
spirit of knightly fellowship, asking nothing
for themselves, pledging freely what they had
to give.
All they asked was courtesy But it is not
fair to put it that. way. Chivalrous them
selves, they expected courtesy from others as
their right
The sons of the North have met the sons
of the South in new brotherhood. Remen-
bering each the heroism Of their sires, respect
ing each the others traditions they have
mingled together socially and politically, in
tolerance, in reverence and in truth
It was a Southern woman's hand which
laid the first memorial flower upon the neg
lected grave of an unknown Northern soldier.
With vision made purer from weeping over
her own dead, she realized that sister women
also wept; and that perhaps their tears fell
all the thicker for that to them was denied
the sweet privilege Of visiting the last rest
- -, Il Ill 4Lo
derness Of her great soul, she taught the
world the lesson that Memory should robe
itself in the royal purple of the violet that
richly and tenderly covers the clay beneath
which sleep the warriors Of the Gray and the
Blue, hiding all that is unsightly and cruel,
showing all that is noble and sweet.
So, it was with no smallest suspicion that
they would be subjected to insult that our
Georgia delegation went to Denver. They
little dreamed that simple, manly independ
ence would bring upon them and upon their
banner the rude surge of rabid mob; and
that their dignifed silence, while the yells
Of the multitude-yells which we're pre-deter-
mined and expected by the Devastator of
Democracy-were being poured into his hun
CRY ears by phone, would provoke the coars-
est insult that could have been flung at them.
"Delegates danced up and down in the
aisles and shouted the chorus Of Marching
through Georgia. While the latter air
was ringing through the hall, determined
assault was made by the frenzied Bryan
o+ox o,,I VIII oh
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1908-07-16
THE JEFFERSONTAN.
BY 0nr D0Lan.

QeIegaCeS showed IN quick faSh1On tnat 1t was
as dangerous to March through Georgia as
it had ever been in the days of the war;
"They rallied around their little yellow
flag pole bearing the name Of their State on
white, against a background of blue, and
stuck staunchly to their guardianship.
''Then the Cowboy band left it's place in
the gallery and joined the parade through
the aisles, playing, Marching through Geor-
gia!' -
The Macon Telegraph says:
If Georgia was not predisposed to Bry-
an the shaking of the bloodstained rag Of
murder, rape and riot in the faces of her rep
resentatives was not calculated to better mat
ters from the Bryan point of view. Worse
treatment could not have come from the
Roosevelt-Taft convention. Georgia was slap
ped hard in the face for her independence"
Slapped hard Not only they, but every
Southerner who has drop Of independence
and patriotism in his veins must feel it come
to boiling point at such an outrage!
Every fair-minded man of every section
must blush with shame to hear Of this vile
mistreatment of men who went in amity and
honor to deliberate with other men. Have
we lost all rights as ctizens-all rights as
States? Is convention, then, no longer to
be place where candidates are chosen but
a mere steam-rollor operated by some one
Boss? If convention has lost the character
Of an arena in which battles are fairly fought,
the American people had better put it aside
along with other DISTINGUISHING relics of
former independence
Men of that insulted delegation, yours was
indeed the spirit of "the Georgia Volun-
teer!" You stood your ground in the face of
a most cowardly attempt to force you into
taking position you did not intend to as
sumo The "Peerless One" will not forget
any one of your number should it be possible
for him to balk your way in future. Yours
was moral victory in that you did not yield
to pressure that, failing to coerce, did not
scruple to wound you in your dearest sentl-
ments and most sacred opinions
"Marching through Georgia." All, how
the vultures followed the red rapine Of that
march! How it brought want and humllia-
ton to the fair, proud women Of your State!
How it stripped the weeping widow OF her
last pittance and brought her children to the
door Of beggary!
Yes, we all remember that march. Georgia
will not forget it, nor will her Southern SIS
Yers be unmindful Of the anguish of that re-
lentleSs pillage.
This, then, is what the solid South may
expect from Mr.. Bryan Basely bidding for
the black vote-condoning the Brownsville
bo,ror hnooueo II occnrrad In an unDrOtect-