Evening journal., 1908-02-03
Personal and Pertinent

This towel" said the attendant to the patron has
been subjected to extreme heat and thoroughly ster
Good" commended the patron
we iake every preoauton against exposing pa
attendant has been debacteralzed and the comb ana
brush are thoroughly antsepticized"
Glad to near it, said the patron
NE lhs ensn N which you sit has daily bath in BIZ
chiorde OF mercury and its cushions baked in an
oven heated 10 1s7 degrees which Is guaranteed 10 de-
sroy any bacillus that happens to be present"
The and the lather brush are boiled before
oeing used and the ather dry heated until there
y no' the slightest possibility Of any germs cngng to
Fine
rhe hot water with which the ather is mixed is
always double heated and sprayed with germcide be-
sides being Uttered and distilled"
"A wise precaution"
Even tho noor and the ceiling and the walls and the
changed handed out to customers is FIRST wiped with
char is boiled. then frozen and the
Say observed the patron. who had been sitting
wrapped IN the germ proof towel all this time why don't
some sort OF that you've got 70 talk to death
Il am not the barber, sir"
You're not2 Where is hep"
They're boiling him. sr"-New York Sun
Andrew carneg al dinner that was recently given
expense '' 90 ''s
Il was travelling on an English railway ronaor,,.us
last year. he said "and had chosen a seat in -sno
ing carriage AT waysde station a man boarded the
train sat dawn inmy compartment and lighted vile
This IL not a smoking carriage said l.
pipe here ''''7" U''S
He finished il, then REALIZED It again.
See mere said; told you this wasn't a smoking
carriage II YOU persist with that pipe shall report
you az the next station 70 the guard
handed hin my card He looked at IT, pocleted
~ out lighted ms pipe nevertheless AT the next sta
uons however Do changed to another compartment
Nalllng guar I told him what had occurred and
demanded tnat me smokers name and address taken
es, cir, said the guard and .-ried away In a
ntue while he returned. He seemed rather aved He
bent over me and said apo'ogetcaly:
10 you Know, sir; II I you I would not prose-
cute that gent He has just given me his card Here
II ls He Is Mr. Andrew Carnegie Washington star
The ferry clock stopped yesterday for the econo
e IN ll= history the first period having the long
months In 1906 when the four dals unanimously an
nounceo t1e hour 513 Yesterday the Market street
race proclaimed the time exactly o'clock while the
oakland race read 4.33 o'clock
Funny thing happened on account of the elerls re
marked Capt Leale OF the Newark "A man came
aboai painting red in the face Just made Al, he sv y
claimed. Got of by the olp and ran. Ought to have
taken the O'clock boat But my watch was run down
and was at the club and didn't notice the time,
i1en he pulled out his timepiece and preparing ~
set IT, looked back up at the tower we left the s
His face nuzzle. 'p'
Say, he inqui ed, apprehensvey would YOU notice
the cocktais on my BREATH? San Francisco Chronicle
While the grinder ate the thicly buttered slice
Of bread on the back porch the resident who
had ded the trying 10 turn
the crank of the organ steadily
1t m 81 b. quite difficult to the in such
excellent time as you do" she said al last
mo hard II you no hava da monk" replied the organ
grinder. with melancholy smile crank keeps
da time and watcha da monk-dat da arteest!"-
Youths Companion.