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People Who Object to
Liquid Medicines Can
Now Secure Peruna
Tablets.

in foreign lands until the people Of all the world are supplied with this vas-
able household remedy.
WI CLAIM PERUNA TO BE A CATARRH REMEDY. Buy bottle and
try it. If it helps you, be honest and acknowledge that it has helped yu.
If you want US to we will publish your statement exactly as you furnish it
to us. We will add no verbs take away no words. If you wish US to we will
publish your portrait in connection with il. We will not do this without your
written request, without your entire consent.
Peruna has cured thousands of people of chronic catarrh, in many phases
and locations. Atleast that lis what tile people say to u.s. through unsolicited
testimonials. Peruna will cure many thousand more, in spite of fabricated
SANDERS to the contrary.
WE GUARANTEE EVERY BOTTLE OF PERUNA TO CONTAIN THE
INGREDIENTS PRINTED ON THE LABEL.
We guarantee that every testimonial we ue ID absolutely true-in the
exact language of the teshfer
We guarantee that every photograph published is the photograph of the
person whose name it bears, that every word ofevery testimonial was author
lied by the hand that signed it.
We are determined to beat our opponents by being fairer than they are,
by dealing squarert than they dare to- We are determined to meet fdsehoOd
with truth, duplicity with candor, insineerty with sincerity.
We know that the users of Peruna will appreciate ourstnd. We believe
that the dealers in Peruna will applaud our course. We expect even our OPP
ponents will be obliged to acknowledge finally that Peruna is not only an
honest and useful remedy, but one Of the GREATEST HOUSEHOLD MEDI-
CINES ON THE CONTINENT.
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The Sphinx and the Infinite.

I can imagine the most determined
atheist looking at the Sphinx and, in
a flash, not merely believing, but
feeling that he had before him proof
of the life of the soul beyond the
grave, of the life of the soul of
Khufu beyond the tomb of his pyra-
mid. Always as you return to the
Sphinx you wonder at it more, You
adore more strangely it's repose, you
steep yourself more intimately in the
aloof peace that seems to emanate
from it as light emanates from the
sun. And as you look on it at last
perhaps you understand the infinite;
you understand where is the bourne
to which the finite flows with all it's
greatness, as the great Nile flows be-
yond the Victoria Nyanza to the sea.
From Robert Kitchens 1.-THE Spell
of Egypt in the Century.
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The Majesty of the Pyramids.


AS the wonder of the Sphinx takes
possession Of you gradually, so grad
ually do you learn to feel the majesty
of the Pyramids of Ghizeh, unlike the
Step Pyramid of Sakkara, which, even
when one is near it, looks like a small
mountain; part of the land on which
it rests. The Pyramids of GhiZeh.
look what they are--artificial ex-
~crescences, invented and carried out
by man, expressions of mans great
ness. Exquisite as they are as fea-
lures of the drowsy golden landscape
at the setting of the sun, l think they
look most wonderful at night, when
they are black beneath the stars. On
many nights / have sat in the sand at
a distance and looked at them, and
always, and increasingly, they have
stirred my imagination. Their pro-
found calm, their classical simplicity,
are greatly emphasized when no de-
tail can be seen, when they are but
black shapes towering to the stars.
They seemto inspire then like prayers
prayed by one who has said, God
does not need my prayers, but I need
them. From Robert Hichcns' 1.-THE
Spell of Egypt" in The Century.
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Not For Him.

A well-known officer has a beauti-
full daughter. A young ensign, with
no resources bat his salary, fell IN
love with her, and asked the old gen.
tleman for her hand. The father at
once told him that he had hardly
enough to keep him in white gloves
and to burnish his brass buttons.
well, Admiral, what you say Is
true; but when you married you
only a midsh;pman, with even a
smaller salary than mine. How did
you get along?9" asked the ensign,
who thought he had made a good de-
fence.
But not so. The crafty old sea-
dog Numbered forth:
81 lived on my father-in-law Tor
the first ten years. but I'll be hanged
if you are going tc do it.'-llt-bits.
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TIL REAL FOLKS.

Folks that Likes you-them's the kind
Worth a journey long to find
Cause it's something purity line
To be standin' up in line
Where the chosen congregate
In the councils of the great.
Yet fame, somehow, doesn't seem
To bring mutual esteem.
I'll admit it must be good
For to have it understood
That you're one of the select
Few considered quite correct,
Havin' people near an fur
Bowin' low an sayin' sir"
Must be mighty soothin', still
'Druther hear jes' "Howdy, Bill"
Folks that whispers in your ear
Compliments that amt sincere;
Folks that use We fur a day
Then jes' laugh an turn away
How we strive their praise to win,
Only to return agin
To the fellers that stan true
Folks that likes you cause they do.
Washington Star.
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PERUNA NO. /.

DR.. Hartman is now Offering Peruna to the public as regular pharmaceu-
tial product. It ii just as ethical as any compound put up for the medical
profession. No straning Of medical ethics can find any fault with it. TIE
PRINCIPAL ACTIVE INGREDIENTS are prominently incorporated in a.
label on the bottle, thatth people may know that the claims made for Perun
have a true justification. "a
The only departure we shall make from medical ethics in the condua $
Peruna affairs in the future, is the fact that we shall continue to advertisSW% "A
sell our product TO THE PEOPLE.
If we would agree to sell to doctors only to advertise for doctors only
then the medical fraternity would be obliged to recognize Peruna as being
entirely within their approval
BUT WE SHALL NOT DO THIS.
We shall continue to offer Peruna to the people. We shall continue to
convey to the people our claims for Peruna Is a household remedy. We shall
continue to supply the people with free literature, teaching them how to use
our medicine, teaching them how to avoid disease, teaching them many things
Of benefit to the home. We shall continue to do this, whether the medical
profession like it or not.
We are proposing from this time on to take the public into our confidence.
Notwithstanding that some imitators and substnutos will be attempting to
put up something which they consider justas good as Peruna, we are going to
draw aside the veil of secrecy and allow any one who chooses to know exactly
OF WHAT PERUNA Is COMPOSED.
This ought to disarm all honest criticism. We expect, however, that crit
iism will continue. On some pretext or other those who are enVious of the
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If all the pretty girls on earth
Were on an island in the sea,
And all the nice young men of worth
Were on the mainland, there might be
A dreadful, soul-appalling loss
OF swimmers trying to get across.
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Deafness Cannot BE Cured

bylocalappllcations as theycannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by consti.
t%utional remedies. Deafness is caused byan
infamed condition of the mucous lining OF
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in.
famed youhave a rumbling sound orimper-
feet hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the intiam-
nation can be taken out and this tube re.
stored to its normal condition, hearing will
bedestroyed forever. Nine cases out Of ten
are bycatarrh, whichis n~othingbutan
lnflamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
we VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any
case Oh Deafness Caused hat can,
not be curedbyHalfs Catarrh Cure. Send for
free. FL. CHENEY & Co. ,Toledo,O.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
lake Halls Family Pills for constitution
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AFFIRM GILLETTE CONVICTION
Court of Appeals Sustains Judgment
of First Degree Murder.

Albany, N. Y.-The Court of APP
peals affirmed the Judgment Of convic.
ton of murder in the first degree in
the case of Chester Gillette, who
killed Grace Brown at Big Moose
Lake in the Adirondacks. Judge His
cock wrote the opinion and all the
judges concurred.
Gillette was convicted in the fall Of
1906 of the murder of Grace Brown,
which occurred on July II of the
same year. The sentence of execu-
ton, which was placed for January,
1907, was stayed by an appeal which
has been pending in the Court of APP
peals ever since that time. The
crime, as shown by the evidence be-
fore the Supreme Court in Herkimer,
N. Y, was one of the most brutal i'll
the criminal history of recent years.
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Costs More Than One.

1t is infinitely more expensive to
nowadays. Bachelors eat in restau-
rants, dress we'll and spend a great
deal in flowers and bonbons. But
the worst penalty of bachelordom is
that, while a married man can vent
his spleen on wife and children, the
unfortunate liver in "single blessed
ness is expected to be always gay,
smiling and witty.-Munich Mach
richten.
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Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
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Ex-Gov. VOORHEES, INDICTED.
Charge of Perjury Based IN Bankers
Life Report.

New York City.-Foste. M. Voor-
hees, Ex-Governor OF New Jersey, and
Frank G. Combes were indicted by
the special Grand Jury which has
been Investigating banking cases.
Bankers Life Insurance Company,
which got into trouble two years or so
ago, and Mr.. Combes was secretary.
Both were indicted for perjury in
submitting a false report to the State
Superintendent of Insurance. The in
vestigation was taken up On the re-
port of Superintendent of the Depart
ment of Insurance Kelsey, who called
the attention of the District Attorney
to the affairs of the company.
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c FoR SICK WOMEN.
A New Belgian Airship.

According to a contemporary, q
Belgian military engineer, Comman-
dant lie Clement de CANT Marcq, has
invented a new airship, which will be
tried shortly. The inventor is a we'll
known authority on this subject, and
while the plans on which the airship
is built are withheld, it is said that
almost a revolutionary departure has
been made from all that has been
created hitherto in the line of steer
able balloons.-Engineer.
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Npmbcr of Men Out of Employ.
ment Alarming, Says Shaw,

Kansas City, Mo. In a signed
statement given out here Hon. Leslie
M. Shaw, ex-Secretary of the Treas.
ury, said:
'"The number of men out of en-
ployment and the number o O to be
dismissed is to me alarming. The in
erests of these men and the effect of
their enforced idleness upon business
generally far t~ranscends any candi-
dates ambition,
II wish that factionalism might
cease, and that a convention of broad
minded, patriotic, unselfish and I'M
ambitious men, uninstructed and un-
pledged, might gather in June and in
the light of conditions as they then
exist, select a man whose election will
best conserve the moral and indus
trial interests of the country"
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PUBLIC SERVICE LAW UPHELD.
Constitutionality Decided by Court Of
Appeals in Saratoga Gas Case.

Albany, N. Y.-The Court of Ap-
peals in the Saratoga gas case upheld
the constitutionality of the Public
Service Commission law.
The constitutionality of the act is
upheld and the act is condemned only
as to that part that provides for a re-
adjustment in three years in not Civ
slg to the companies an equal right
with the consumers to complain.
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NSS1NR,5eZ4ES(1

IT don't know anything good about
that Jones girl, do you?" Eyes, but
I won't tell!"-Life.
SIS Jimson selfsh?" well, they
say he has never given his ego cause
for a moments jealousy."-Puck.
Mrs. Knicker-"Does Bridget know
her placer" Mrs. Bocker-"Yes, she
knows one that pays a dollar more"
-Harper's Bazaar.
so you think you could buy me
and sell me?" "Well, I don't know
about the latter part of the PROPOSE
tion."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Magazine Writer Ito stenographer)
Break up these compounds, and
cut out the hyphens. Don't you know
I get paid by the word?"-Judge.
There was once a dashing young colonel,
Who suffered from troubles intolonel;
If you asked him a question
About his digestion,
He'd reply in a manner %lntolonel.
Columbia Jester.
Mother-"George, I don't hear you
mention daddy in your prayers"
Teddy (from the bed) tits all
right, mother, I'll see to that!"-
Punch.
Say, Tommy, you want to get a
piece sewed onto those pants. They're
too short" "Short, nothin'! l got
into them too far-that's what's the
matter. Judge.
Mrs. H%oulihan (sobbing)-"I new
er saw We till tn day before me I'M
forchnit marriage" Mr.. Houlihan-
can I often wisht We hadn't see me
till tn day afther!"-Puck.
He-"It has been said that a WON
an can make a fool of any man. Do
you believe it," She-"Of course
not. The best she can do is develop
him."-Chicago Daily News.
Woman of the House -"A big,
strong fellow like you ought to be
willing to work and earn his own liv-
ing" Languid Lancelot That's
wot ais me, ma'am. Me muscles is
all right, but me will power is all
gone."-Chicago Tribune.
Modest request of awakened house.
holder to bGrglars-"Pray, don't let
me disturb you, but when you go-if
it's not troubling you too much
would you be so very kind as to post
this letter? It must go tonight. It's
my burglary insurance!"-Punch.
81 received Your Majesty's mes
sage" said the new missionary. did
I understand you to say you would
do me the honor to call upon me and
dine tomorrow" almost correct"
replied the cannibal chief, II said /
would call and dine upon you to-mor-
row."-Philadelphia Press.
If all the pretty girls on earth
Were on an island in the sea,
And all the nice young men Of worth
Were on the mainland, there might be
A dreadful, ~soul-appalling loss
Of swimmers trying to get across.
Life.
do you think it would be advis.
able for you to make speeches in your
own behalf?" mo-" answered Sena-
tor Sorghum. "It is better to have
some one else do your talking for
you. Then if something is said which
displeases, you can Join the popular
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Parisians pay more attention to
walking than we do. The gait of our
women always distressed the French
visitor to our capital, and we must
fam acknowledge that the average
English woman does not walk with
grace.-Lady's Pictorial.
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A Swedish engineer at Stockholm,
whose name is not given, has discov-
cred a new explosive liquid which is
many times superior to petrol as a
motive power for automobiles. 1t is
asserted by experts who have tested
the discovery thatwith the new liquid
motors car be run at half the present
cost.
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MIsUsED HIS CoMpANY's FUNDS.
Telephone Co. Says It's Treasurer Got
Loans on $50. 900 of Stock.

New York City.-Henry Sanger
Snow resigned as treasurer of the
New York and New Jersey Telephone
Company because of alleged irregu-
larities committed by him in the con-
duct of his Office. The amount in
volved is about $4,000. The IT,
Irregularities consisted in tn use by
Mr.. Snow of stocks and bonds belong
ing to the company. He used the Sc
curities, it is alleged, as collateral
for loans with which to carry Oh stock
operations. The market went against
him and he was unable to take up
the loans and release the securities.
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Must Cut Pay on 40 Roads
Proposed Reduction For 600 non

Chicago.-A cut in the wages of
more thai 100000 employees of forty
nine railroads west of Chicago hings
upon the outcome of a conference in
st. Pau between the general manager
OF the Chicago Great Western Rail-
way and the officials of the five big
labor organizations in train service.
II the company carries it's point and
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WEALTHY MAN A BURGLAR.
Admits Robbing at Alton, Ill.
TIarounIa n nociro To Stool -

fAuii1tS IOUuiHS at hItOH, ILL.,
Through n Desire to Steal.
Alton, Ill.-Pacing his cell in the
city Jail building, Henry Schuelle, a
wealthy and respected building IN
tractor, in custody on a charge of
burglary, confessed that for years he
had been robbing the stores of his
neighbors at night. He knew he was
doing wrong, but had been unable to
overcome the desire to steal.
The dual life of Schuelle was re-
vealed by jeremiah Kennedy, owner
of a dairy and cigar store, a friend
and n%eighbor of Schuelle, who caught
Schuelle in the store at night.
Schuelle said he would gloat over
the stolen goods for a day or two and
would then burn them or throw them
away
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cuts the wages similar action is to be
taken by every other line west of Chi
cago.
All employees of the Gould system
have been notified that a reduction in
wages will be made.
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Professor Moore Retires.

Professor John Bassett Moore. for
merly assistant Secretary of State,
has been compelled to give up his
duties as professor of international
law at Columbia University o|ing to
failing eyesight.
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Uncle Sam Employs $4,000.

In its twenty-fourth annual report
the United Stays Civil Service Com
mission places the number Of oficsTs
and employees di the executive Civil
Service IN June 70. 1907. at 3s7,00O.
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All Railroads Centering in
Atlanta Cut Wages.

Atlanta, Ga.-Notice of a reduction
Of ten per cent. in the salaries of all
employees receiving more than $50
per month has been received in At
lanta by the officials of the Nashville,
Chattanooga and st. Louis and West
ern and Atlantic Railroads. This re-
duction affects the officials, clerks and
mechanics Of the roads named.
Major J. T. McCollum, superin-
tendent of the Western and Atlantic
Railroad, which is operated and
leased by the N, c. and St. L., in dis
cussing the cut in salaries, said:
The reduction is only temporary.
We have simply adopted the scale OF
wages and salaries which the roads
paid in December, 1906. During 1907
these salaries and wages were In
creased ten per cent. This is a dull
season for the railroads and the re-
duction will continue in force until
business picks up"
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pleasure in recommending Doan's
Kidney Pills to persons suffering from
kidney disorders, backache, etc. 1t is
the best remedy / have ever known
and I will gladly answer any ques-
lions about it."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
EostersMilburn Co, Buffalo, n. Y.
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CircumStantiaI Evidence

The taking of a full grown frog
from a water meter in Bath has
raised serious doubts as to the eff
cheney of the local filtration system.
-Kennebec Journal.
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Japan exports large quantities of mush-
rooms.
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S. A. Rubber.

1t is estimated that South America
furnishes about siXty-three per cent.
of the worlds supply of India rubber.
Engineer.
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makes to sufferers
from backache, kid
ney ana bladder ills.
Judge Wills knows
the value of Doan's
Kidney Pills and will
answer the questions
of any sufferer who
writes to him. The
.Iudge saws. 81 take
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War With America Unthinkable.
"War between the United States
and Japan is unthinkable," Ambassa-
dor Takahira declared in London.
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Dictator FRANCO Fled.

Deposed Dictator Franco, fleeing
from Portugal, passed through
Madrid, on his way to Paris.
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If You Suffer From Asthma

or Bronchitis get immediate relief by
using Browns Bronchial Troches.
Contain no harmful drugs.
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Graceful walkers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
~teething, ~softens the gums reduces infamma.
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The body Of the philosopher Kant
is to be transferred to the Fuersten-
gruft of the cathedral in Koenigs-
berg. N.Y.-8
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What Causes Headache.

From October to May, Colds are the most
frequent cause of Headaches. Laxative
Bromo Quinine removes cause. +. w.
Grove on box. Csc.
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fault. But we r determined to give
such people no just complaint.
PERUNA IS A GREAT MEDICINE.
It has become a household word in
millions of homes. Our faith in the
remedy is stronger than ever. Every
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In Prussia only 6497 of 100, goo attempts
at suicide were successful.
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Sudden Death of An Attorney.
Alexander E. Wilson, a Boston at
torney, seventy years of age, died
suddenly of heart trouble in the Bris.
toll County Court House.
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ONLY EDUCATED IMMIGRANTS.
British Columbia Adopts the "Natal"
Act With Immediate Effect.

Vancouver, B. C.-The re-enacted
Natal act was signed by the Lieu
tenant-Governor. The act will be ell
forced Immediately and all immi-
grants to British Columbia will be
compelled to pass an educational test.
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One of Booths Captors Dead.

Colonel Andrew Wendell, who was
a member of the band of soldiers that
captured J.. Wilkes Booth after the
assassination of President Lincoln,
died at Chicago.
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600 bu. of Salzer's Red Globe Onion
per acre at SOC a bu. brings $4,000. That
pays.
$4,000 from 8 acres Salzer's Morning
Star Cucumber is we'll worth taking along.
$40 bu. Salzer's u Fodder Earliest and
Best Pea sold in the green state at $3.50
a bu. makes $4,000 per acre. Such yields
Salzcr's pedigree vegetables stand for.
0 he
and this notice the John A. Salzer Seed
Co, La Crosse, Wis, in order to gain
100000 new customers during 1908, will
mail you free their great plant and seed
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piles Cured in 6 to IA DAYS.

Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
caseof Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in 6 to Il days or money refunded. SOC.
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POLICE JUDGE L
Will Gladly Answer the Questions of
Any Inquirer.

1t is a generous offer that Police
Judge J. H. Wills, of C~loverport, KY,
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Iobdi D w
Above is sufficient seed to grow 30 bu.
Of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-
liant flowers and all is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOR 12c,
or if you send Ice, we will add a package
of Berliner Earliest Caulifower. John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. A. c. L..
There are always 1900, 900 people afoat
on the seas of the world.
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"Do you think it would be advis.
able for you to make speeches in your
own behalf?" NO." answered Sena-
tor Sorghum. cit is better to have
some one else do your talking for
you. Then if something is said which
displeases, you can join the popular
Observation-Disclosures Star.
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Onions, Onions, Onions

An ~all-night theatre is planned for Lon
don
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Cheaper Fuel For Autos.

Steel pens were made in Birmlng'
ham. England. first in 1905.
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All the Time-Was Covered with Tor
turing EcZema-DOctor Said Sores
Would Last for Years-Per-
feet Cure by Cuticura.

"My baby niece was suffering from that
terrible torture, eczema. 1t was all over
her body, but the worst was on her face
and hands. She cried and scratched all the
time and could not sleep night or day from
the scratching. / had her under the doc
tors care for a year and a half and he
seemed to do her no good. | took her to
the best doctor in the city and he said that
she would nave the sores until she was six
years old. But if | had depended on the
doctor my baby would rave lost her mind
and died from the want of aid. But | used
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment and
she was cured in three months. Alice l..
Dowell, 4769 Easton Ave-, St. Louis, Mo-,
May 2 and 20. 1907"
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BABY CRIED AND SCRATCHED

An orange tree has been known to pro
duce 5000 fruit at one crop.
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Lamps cause 500 fires in a year in Lon
don; gas, 2l9; %chimneys, l79.