The Washington times., 1908-07-12

4 : one observer impartial. do
~ U-emble for these United
n States. All these people do
have excitement. II one Pres
IdenJ is not elected quickly, 1 think II
Will be the revolution Those news
papers do brighten me With the bold
type This morning one newspaper
did shrek SO loudly in my hands that
the gendarme did arrest me for the
peace disturbance After I had given
the explanation that newspaper was
carried away. shrieking. yet squirm-
Ing. Tonight more papers do CRY on
all streets, prOclaiming the revolution
d. NJ TAFT does not become elected.
Also. other papers do shout FOR NJ
Bryan 50 loudly that I do have new
fear Yes, the republic American Is
upon the volcano Almost every mo-
meut the explosion begtns-
In The last week I thought all was
well Those Republicans did name n.
TAFT for President All people did
say this trouble was over now. They
said: Wen. I did tell you so. I did
know Taft would be the President.
That Chicago convention did do ex-
actly what I did foresee That VI.
I sad 70 nv frieofs- Yet. tell me
OF that n Roosevelt machine. In
America all IS machinery. Yet 7 have
wonder 20 know more OF that NJ.
Roosevelt machine. which makes Pres
dents2-
They said. That machine IS one
steam roller II IS run by the wire
from that White House"
bition OF the mechanical genius. To
think Of It. yes, NJ Roosevelt. IN that
White House. does touch the button
electric. and that machine does do al
the rest said I did wish 70 see that
machine: yet. they said. no French
man can see Il at work, Only those
American can see it, To myself I
said. 'Aht They do think I would
steal that invention for the France
This week. all is doCbtful once more.
NJ Taft Is not made the President by
Taacninery. after all. Only IS he nom
mated Soon, those Democrats will
meet at the Denver city to make NJ
Bryan President by nomination To
my friends said And the N. Roose-
Welt machine. # viii make NJ Bryan
nominated. also?"
They said: You. NJ Clam, are not
wrong. after all, Yes. that NJ. Roose-
Welt machine does assist II. Bryan.
Yet NJ Bryan has the fine machine
Of his own, which he did invent NJ.
Roosevelt and NJ Bryan are those
great machinists American. II one
does make the Improvement TO his
machine. that other does steal II. al
50 making his own Improvement
Thus those machines do work alike
NJ. Bryan did say NJ. Roosevelt stole
all improvements from him NJ. RoOse-
volt did reply that those improve
u,ents were not improvements until
ne did appropriate them, 20 make
them work better Yet. why do We
talk 10 you, one Frenchman?- You,
NJ. Clam. shall never understand
HelasI II is true, Almost do not
understand so much OF these United
States as at first!
I do remember my fears OF one duel
between NJ. TAFT end NJ. Cannon. over
that office Presidential What error!
II Is NJ Bryan, not NJ Cannon, who
Will fight the duel with NJ Taft Be
fore that convention IN the chicago
civ had fears between NJ Taft and
NJ. Cannon. Those mutterings II
give me apprehension Of murder, at
the least. Yet, after I do ind NJ TAR
and NJ Cannon the warm friends,
Almost I think they did not HAYS
anger any timel Yet, II II was not
the anger. what was it2 Again. 1
have perplexity over this politics
American.
Yet now, I am sure OF one thing:
N Taft and NJ Bryan must fight ire
duel. All Is arranged. IN the Noveua-