Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-02

I hioi 'SdSc ~ loTcClOScu He " wait tHe
assistance Of friends.
TX? Well he'd make saint swear,
he's so cternally good natured. See
that bland air, and Autographed
smile! | hate to see a man smilins
all the time. Can't be genuine.
! hate a hypocrite.
''If l. was boiled In molasses for a
day he might be agreeable. He goes
about as sober as judge. See that
solemn look on his phiz. wonder
his wife lives with him. Sour as o
green apple.
Doesn't take joke nor make one.
IN Is too polite to suit me- Doesn't
commit himself-Oh no. Never says
n word against anybody. "Fraid to. s.
II you blame anyone, he says. Hin,
him is that SO? Till you feel like
knocking an expression out of him.
N
"N-that fellow? Tells all he
knows. Makes more trouble distribu.
does dust.
Never has a good word to say of
anybody.
"Pshaw! o is too soft for any use
He has tear ready at the least sig
nal. Likes to be called "humanta
rian, altruistic" and all that. Carries
his heart on his sleeve. Gives in pri
1 vate to the poor? Yes, no doubt, bat
he has his reasons, he has his reasons
Something back of it,,
p
up is about the driest man ever
saw. Nothing affects him--guess he
has no heart at all.
Said he never shed tear In his
life. Don't believe In artificial irriga
ton. Wouldn't give Il cent to save q
starving man.
Think Q is sincere? Not bit OF
1t. Tries to make people believe hc
Is fond of his family. Loves them In
public and does lot of kissing, but
ten to one he Is a scold at home.
Seems to be nice, it's true, but yol
can't always tell.
There's no proof to the contrary OF
course, but its the proper inference.
81 pity RS wife and children. He
might show more affection.
Never seems to kiss his wife in his
life Spose he has. but its not In evi
dence. Too bad, too bad.
IS Is a Grass stupidity. Can't write
a sentence of good English.
Would If he could. Was attacked in
the newspapers and couldn't make a
reply. Quite inexcusable In this day
and age.
Jumps into print at the first ez
cuse. Has n rage for writing Likes
to see his name in the paper. Feels
proud of his English.
Thinks nobody else knows how tc
write when it's the easiest thing tc
do If you have anything to say.
Gee, but he's henpecked. His wife
rules the roost.
Hasn't voice In his own affairs
Always has to consult his wife
Won't turn corner without askins
Nancy about 1t.
Nv is nothing but tyrant. Hi,
wife can't open her mouth but he con
tradicts her. It's all v in his house
II there ever was an autocrat, he Is
His wife married him to "obey."
Y
Better mind his business and lc
the ladies' alone. Thinks more of SO
: ciety than he does of his business.
Is always out with his wife.
Y
Cant get him out into society
Stays at home like hermit.
= | say il man is getting his livini
i out of the public he ought to show
some respect. Hes not the only pei
BILE on the beach,"
With this alphabet my son. you ca,
; spell the character of the averas
community, here or elsewhere
1t doesn't mean that the commnr
ity is bad, or generally inclined t
Judge harshly. It means that peopl
will have something to talk about
ihat when they don't know n b!esse
V thing about a thing, they will max
. something up.
So my son. trust in the Lord an
do good, and so on having your ow
!. ideas, and at last when the world ha
had its say; when you have bee
praised and hattered and blamed an
. cursed and made hash of, cooked
y baked, boiled, flattened out, nailc
y down; when there seems to be notl
ing more left of you to use, and tn
gray hairs are thick upon your hea'
, when, In fine. you quietly pass ava
- In your own bed, all these good pei