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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
MANS LACK OF CALAMITY.
Or, as You May Look at 1t, Woman's
UnreasonabIeness.

H. j. Conway, of Chicago, president
of the Retail Clerks International
union, advocated at the recent conven-
ton in St. Louis the same pay for
women as for men clerks.
when women said Mr.. Conway
afterward, do the same work as men
they should get the same wages. And
anyone who argues that this is i'm
possible seems to me at once as an
gallant and as illogical as the famous
husband of Paint Rock.
This husband was returning home
from market late one Saturday night
with his wife. The wife was burdened
with a huge market basket, broom,
a kit of mackerel-dear knows what
all. AS for the man, he carried moth
ing.
Coming to steep hill, the wife
paused and said reproachfully:
Jack if you were real man,
you'd help me carry some of these
parcels
Jack glared at her in disgust and
scorn.
LAW, how can ~ he growled.
Amt l got goth hands in my peck
?'"-Rehoboth Sunday Herald.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
Hard to Explain.

Uncle George was an old colored
man who tried awfully hard to be
good, but it was very difficult for him
to keep from stealing. AS he ex-
planned it, Il just nachally want to
take what lay my hands on"
Uncle Georges latest theft was a
pig. The more he thought about what
he had done the worse he felt. About
the middle of the night his wife awoke
and saw uncle still kneeling by the
bedside in earnest prayer.
why don't you get in bed?" she
asked.
"Oh, let me alone" replied Uncle
George; Use tryin' to 'splain to
heaven jus how happen to have that
pig, and the more splain the wusser
mixed / get"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
HORSES THAT WOULDN'T DROWN
Remarkable Deeds Recorded by Two
Veracious ChronicIers.

An Albanian VINO has just returned
from the east, where freshets have
been the rule, tells the following about
horse which had been attached to
a foot bridge crossing a brook, to
keep the structure from going adrift.
The flood finally swept horse and
bridge down stream. Later, the
bridge was discovered lodged against
the bank, with the horse sitting quiet
ly on the former.
A bystander who had listened in
tently to this tale, remarked quietly:
Il see suthin', similyar oncet."
Indeed? What was it?'' asked the
story teller.
"Ye see," was the reply, "arter the
boss | see was took down stream, no
buddy ever 'spected to see him alive
agin. But he was a pow'ful sort O.
brute, an bout a hour arterward we
see him comm up stream a-pulin'
the blame ole bridge arter him!"-Al-
bany Evening Journal
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
WAYS of William Penn.

Simeon Ford recently said at ban.
quet in the course Of 81 eulogy on Will
liam Penn:
Penn was man of peace and al
ways got the biggest one. He be-
lieved in doing right by the Indians,
and when he did them he did them
right
THE Puritans extinguished the In
dian title by the simple expedient of
extinguishing the Indian; but the
pious Penn, instead of shooting them,
got them half shot, and accomplished
the same result. Hence the saying,
Penn is mighter than the sword
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
Would Not Co mpromise.

A German traveller who tried to pass
a meal ticket on the train was told by
the conductor that he would have to
pay the regulation fare of 35 cents.
The German argued and refused to
pay more than 25 cents, whereupon the
conductor stopped the train and put
him off.
In twinkling the traveller ran
ahead of the engine and started to
walk on the track. The engineer blew
his whistle violently, but the irate
German turned, shook his fist and
called out: "You can vissle all you
want to; Won't come pack.-RehoDoth
Sunday Herald.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
Builds Church for His Own Use.

George Smith, who, few months
ago, created sensation in the dis
trict court at Reno by kneeling in
prayer in the midst Of murder case
and asking God for light on the evil
den9e in the case, and who later Sc
yerely criticised the judge for pass
ing the death sentence on four con-
victed men, has built himself church
on the crest of high hill, several
miles northeast of this city. The
church is right by two large roads,
constructed at much expense. The
building is small, but artistic. 1t
stands in a country unsettled, and
Smith, who lives nearby, is the only
person within miles of the church,
Tonopah New Sun.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
Hearing Both sides.

Last summer there died at Wash
inston a lawyer who for many years
had shocked large number of his
friends by his rather liberal views
touching religion.
A friend Of the deceased, who cut
short a Canadian trip to hurry back
to Washington for the purpose of at
tending the last rites of his colleague,
entered the late lawyers home some
minutes after the beginning of the
service.
What part of the service is this?"
he inquired in whisper of another
legal friend standing in the crowded
hallway.
I've just come myself" said the
other, but | believe they've opened
for the defense. "-Harper's Weekly.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
Tow Balloon Travelled Far.

Hows this! A tiny balloon of GRIM
son rubber sent up by child from
the Tuileries garden October 20, at
the children's fete at which 1900 Of
these balloons were sent up, has beat
en- the worlds record for speed and
distance. It went 1,211 miles in 1912
hours, and was caught at Underman-
laani, in the parish of Jetti, Finland,
shortly before noon October q. What
a pity somebody wasn't aboard this
tiny record-breaker! Only the name
and address of the child who liberated
it in Paris, with a card asking the
finder to send it back made this ex-
traordinary voyage. But 1t Is a straw
showing what we ar9 allHaping to
one of these fine days.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17

There Is more Catarrh In this section Of the country
than ali other diseases put together and until the last
few years supposed to be ncurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced 1t local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing
to with local treatment pronounced IL incurabe
Science has proven Catarrh to be constitutional dis
ease therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure manufactured by f. j. Cheney
q Co.. Toledo, Ohio, s the only Constitutional cure on
the market 1t is taken internally in doses from IL
drops to teaspoonful 1t directly the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system They offer one
hundred dollars for any 1t fails to cure Send
for circulars and testimonials
Address: F. j. CHENEY e. CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
All the Earmarks.

First Tramp (reading advertise
ment)-Man wanted to chop wood.
bring up coal, take care of garden,
mind chickens and children.
His Pal (groaning) Ooh, these mat
rimonial advertisements make me
tired!-Illustrated Bits.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
PaternalAdulcs.

what was the text this morning?"
asked Mr.. Wibbsley when his little
boy had returned from church.
"a mans a man for a. that"
"Um. Very good. I'm glad you re-
member it. Now get your Bible and
turn down leaf where the chapter is
that has it in, SO you'll know where to
find 1t If you ever forget It,"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17

with kidney trouble
that 1 could not
straighten up after
STOPPING with on t
sharp pains shooting
through my back. I
had dizzy spells, was
nervous and my eye
sight was affected.
The kidney secre-
tions We're irregular
and too frequent. /
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
Too Much Delay.

Miss Gibson Girl-How long before
you can let me have this gown?
Dressmaker-Two weeks, miss.
Miss Gibson Girl-Heavens! In the
meantime he may propose to some one
else.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
Point of Hist Dry Cleared Up.

The Dentist-Now, open wide your
mouth and | won't hurt you bit.
The Patient (after the extraction)-
Doctor. | know what Ananias did for
a living now.-lllustrated Bits.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17

was in terrible condition, but Doans
Kidney Pills cured me and have en-
joyed perfect health since"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
Baseball In Arizona.

Arrangements have been made in
sunny, sandy Arizona for baseball
straight through the winter-six
games a week.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17

PILES CURED IN 6 TO IA DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or frotrudlng flles III
to IA days or money refunded Que
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
HiuhbaiI2

Yeast-"Did you ever exercise NTH
a medicine ball?" Crimsonbeak-"W Wei,
I've taken something for snake bites,
If that's what you mean"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
Child Humor.

Didn't he roll his rs?" some one
askhd little Dorothy, when the distin-
ID ID foreigner had departed.
R't.1Ratice," was the reply;
Aroll his eyes"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
A TERRIBLE CONDITION.
Tortured by Sharp Twinges, Shooting
Pains and Dizziness.

Hiram Center, 61S South Oak Street,
Lake City, MINI, says: q was so bad
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUlNINE Look for
the signature of e. w. GROVE Used the World
over Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17

Justice, it would seem, is both blind
and deaf
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17

When a man is full he isn't fully
responsible.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17
Important TO Mothera.

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17

You'll be too old to sit on peoples
knees soon, Dolly"
"Oh, no, / won't, auntie! I'm not
half as old as sister and she sits on
Mr.. Wilson's knee I'm never going
to be too old for that sort of thing!"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-01-17

Mrs. Haymowe-What do you wear
that mask for?
Chauffeur-Well, Ill tell you.
wear it so that the people run over
won't be able to recognize me-
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

the quarter Is much improved It is
now contemplated TO try by law to
force the Japanese to have a similar
quarter nearby.
In population he states san Francis
co has come back already to about
the position II held before the earth
quake, 1t is now projected to have
greater San Francisco, which shall
include Oakland, the 100000 suburb
across the bay; Alameda and Berke-
ley.
In climate he says San Francisco is
beautiful There is never snow on
the ground in winter, or at least only
once has this been known In the past
twenty years, while the summers are
quite temperate. II being warmer In
winter and cooler in summer than
In Los Angeles. A day like Wednea-
day In this city would be considered
excessively hot and rare day in
San Francisco.
Regarding the political situation
DIR. Meserve stated that under the adj
mnistration of Schmitz the grafters
had been terrible, but that under the
new administration which was elected
as a citizens ticket the city was re-
celving an honest and clean admins
tration Of its affairs. The police
force Is inadequate to the size of the
city and thuggery and robbery are
over frequent. At the time of the
street car strike the police handled
the matter we'll, but they are not
numerous enough to do the service
required.
DIR. Meserve will preach again a.
Davenport church Sunday, where he
Is filing the pulpit during his visit in
this city, and he will speak Sunday
evening especially on San Francisco
and the west so that his old acquaint.
ances and admirers will have q
chance to hear personally his ideas
on the new empire of the west.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES

A brilliant piece of work at the pres
ont time on exhibition in the Board
man schools office Is a full rugged
bark, made by Harrison Wheeler Lins-
ley. Mr.. Linsley was born in New
Haven, December 49, 1912 aud died IN
the year 1898 He attended the Thomas
private school when a youth and en-
tered the Yale Sheffield Scientific de-
partment. After graduating In 1874,
Mr.. Linsley returned and renewed his
c. E. degree. He then went abroad
for three years attending the school Of
Fine Arts. on his return he became
an architect for q New York concern.
When Mr.. Linsley died his brother DIR.
c. Purdy Linsley thinking that this
three masted bark woud prove an in
centiye towards the betterment of the
work of the students, presented the
bark 70 the Boardman school. This
MINIATURE bark Is about feet long and
ID incles wide and is equipped through
out in real nautical fashion The fact
that Mr.. Linsley built this bark when
OILY u years old ought to be sufllci-
Ont to arouse the ambition of the
students at the school It took Mr.
Linsley two years to complete his task
vi ich was finished In 1851 He rec -
co no help whatever from an outside
source, and when his bark was brought
In the school, slightly crippled, Winton
and Park, members of the Junior class
cyerhauled and fixed 1t.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

Visitors day yesterday as usual
the Boardman but also at the Hillhouse
school. A large number Of visitors
crowded the rooms and corridors intcr-
eeted in the different departments.
These visitors were shown about the
SCHOOL by usherS, whom Mr., Kirschnar,
principal Of the Boardman school had
chosen from the honor students Of the
sophomore, Junior and senior classes,
The technical departments Of the
Boardman school follows:
First foor-Machine shop, rear; forge
shop, rear; engine room, middle: foun-
dry, basement of Hillhouse building.
Second floor Woodworking and wood
turning rooms wood carving and pot
terry, middle rear; domestic science,
front; sewing, front; electrical exhibit,
middle rear,
Third Notwithstanding No. 2,
rear; free hand drawing, No. and 2,
rear mechanical drawing, front.
The chemical physical electrical and
biological laboratories are on the third
floor, Hillhouse building.
The ushers were the following: Miss
Olive Sarles, JUL IS Cohen, Miss A
Holbrook, Kenneth Cartwright, head
usher; Miss Dustin, Miss Schadee, Miss
Campbell Miss Piper, Miss Rowley
Mr.. Chidsey, Miss Curtiss, Miss Sims
Mr.. Steinbach Millard, Vetter, Miss
Weiss, Mr.. Welter, L. Carlson, F
Chandler, MIR, Delaney, F. Hansen, c.
knowlton, Miss Jensen, Miss North
Mr. Boyle, Mr.. Cooley and Mr.. II
| White.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

Miss r, Fuller Of Central avenue,
will have as her guests over Sunday,
Miss Wheeler and Miss Danburg Of
Seymour,
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

Tomorrow morning the boys bril-
gade of the Congregational church,
will attend the morning service in
full uniform Rev Mr.. Davis will al-
SO preach a Memorial sermon.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30
DEATHS.

DAVIS Entered into rest May 20, 1908,
Lewis r. Davis, aged AZ years,
Notice Of funeral hereafter. m30 It
KUTSCUER-In this city, May %, 1903
Eva Maud Gesner, wife Of Frederick
l. Kutscher, IN the 3Oth year of her
age,
Funeral services will be held at her
late residence, No sos Ferry street
on Monday afternoon at half-past
o'clock. Friends are invited TO at
tend m3O 1t
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30
WESTVILLE.

George Werner OF New York who
has been the guest Of G, Engelhardt
has returned to his home,
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

Mrs. O Engelhardt Of Whalley ave-
nue., will spend Sunday with friends
in New York.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

Memorial day exercises were cele-
brated, the first period of the school
session yesterday at the nigh school
auditorium. Patriotic songs We're sung
by the students Of the school followed
by interesting remarks from General
Embler and Mr.. Esterbrook. Headmas-
ter DR.. Cushing then introduced the
ever genial and hearty Professor Jep-
son, who read an interesting and
amusing piece Of poetry about his ex-
citing adventures on riding a war
steed. His original poem created i'm
mense applause from the student
body, especially when his poem said
that John Gilpin's ride wasn't in it,
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

Tho Edgewood baseball team gave
a dance, Thursday night, which was
a great success. The hall was crowd
ed and the New Haven quartet su:n-
lshed some very fine music. STAN
fords orchestra furnished the music
for dancing.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

Methodist church-Morning sermon
1880; Sunday school, IL m; Junior
Epworth league, $3.50 p. M, Senior
Epworth league, 6:30 p. m.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

Congregational church-Morning
sermon, 1890; Sunday school II M;
Y. Z. S. c. T., p. m.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

st. James Episcopal church--Hoiy
communion, 1880 a. m; morning
prayer and sermon at 1890 a. M;
Sunday school, IL m
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

Vote early and often for your fav-
orite.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

Vote early and often for your fav-
,rite.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30
ANNOUNC EN- EMIT.

I desire TO announce TO the public
that I am now acting In the capacity
Of Family Representative In houses Of
mourning during the funeral period
attending 10 the many details which
present themselves mt such timej rem
dcring assistance 10 funeral director,
md representing the family on NIL oc-
GASEOUS. Affiliated with NIL leading uu-
dertakers. MRS. J. WILLIAM KENNEf
Telephone 02S3-f.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-30

As of
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-02-04

Subscribe for the APPEAL.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-02-04

Yerington from Salt Lake City and
are at the mine. 1t is stated that this
force will be gradually increased until
at least half a hundred men will be
employed.
Goldbud is new mining camp in
Seven Troughs district A number of
the residents of Rosebud have moved
there. The camp has water to give
awas
J. E. Burch, the mining engineer
who recently arrived from Los An
geles, has reached a definite conclu-
Son to establish custom mill at Rhy-
olite. 1t will be a nfty-ton plant al
the start and enlarged later.
Two new strikes have been made in
the Montana TonOpah mine recently,
both being on the fourth level and
both being in high grade ores. A
continuation of the Macdonald ledge
was found at point about 100 feet
from where the ledge was lost. The
ledge is about six feet wide and the
values Will go high. The other strike
was made on the Martha ledge and
this also shows good values
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-02-04

Advertise in the APPEAL.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-02-04
SHORT SELECTED NEVADA MINING NOTES Of INTEREST

Tungsten has been discovered at
Round Mountain:
The Ophil mine at Virginia City last
week produced 81 600.
According TO J. 2. Nelson OF Lee
picture stuff is being encountered in
that camp.
Newcomer and Rankin are putting
III a big milling plant at Springdale
in the Southern country.
The Nevada Wonder mine at Won
der is shipping ore that runs all the
way from $500 to $500 per ton.
The Bullfrog Pioneer Leasing and
Mining Company is arranging to put
q cyanide plant on its property at
Builfroe.
Denver people have brought proper
" and are preparing to erect build
ines to estblish a bank in the new
town Of Gold Circle
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-02-04

The town OF Cold Center. now
known as Midas BY action OF the post
Office department presents a great
scene OF frame activity ii the build
ing line.
In the vicinity OF Benefits Wells
IN Death Valley a party OF prospect
ors have taken up 1910 acres OF placer
ground. The dirt. it is stated. runs
from 30 cents to s. per ton.
The Montgomery-S hoshone at Bull
frog is daily shipping from forty to
fifty tons of ore. The high grade that
is going ont is said TO have a value
of 5000 to the ton.
The Mason Valley Copper Company
has resumed operations on its Yering-
ton holdings and proposes to prose
cute development from this time on
with more vieor than heretofore Sew
cral machine men have arrived n
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-02-04
ANNUAL STATEMENT
OF THE NEVADA UNION MINES
CO. FOR TIE YEAR ENDING DE-

CEMRER 81, 1907:
Location OF mines Fairview and
Wonder Mining Districts, County OF
Churchill, State OF Nevada.
January /, 1908. 10 cash on
Holt S-)F>t
To cash received from sale of
CIR.
Mining expenses, year 1907. 1900. 90
Paid dividends, year 1907 None
Balance on hand December
81, 1907 s5oS.41
LOUIS A. SARECKY, Secretary.
James D. Finch. Residnet Agent and
Attorney, Carson City, Nevada.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-02-04
TRY THE NEW PLACE.

New buffet. new cigars but the best
of old liquors Try one at Hills and
be convinced.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-02-04
STATEMENT OF BUSINESS or
THE BLACkHAWk CONSOLIDA-
TED MINING COMPANY FOR 1907


ANNUAL STATEm EMIT
Of the Western Pacific Railway Com
pany, Railroad Corporation Or
aanized and Existing Under the
Laws Of the State Of California, Of
its Business IN the State Of Nevada
for the year ending December 81.
1907.
Amount expended in con-
struction OF railroads in
the State OF Nevada. 81 40 D
amount expended in pur-
chase OF property in the
State Of Nevada $500. 4l,"2o IL
Amount of revenue collect
ed for business in the
State Of Nevada ..... Nothing
Miles Of track laid in
State Of Nevada ....... i3.9 Miles
WESTERN PACIFIC RAILWAY co
By ]. C. HABELY, Secretary
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-02-04

We hereby certify that the fore
going statement is correct state
ment Of the business Of the year 1907
of the Lloyd Searchlight Mining and
Milling Company.
j. X. HARRINGTON, President
c. A. HUNT, Secretary
Dated Santa Barbara, California, Jan
larv %, 1908.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-02-04
DR.. w. r. C vc.; RADESkY

Physician and Surgeon
Office adjoining Electric Substatt on,
f. 20 Street Carson CIV, New.
OFFICE HOURS to , and to $.