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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
NMAn idlt idlcW.

Toronto, 8. Septcmber. = &C
Erunlinente aopitolilten ullo Mitglie.
Der Der Nem-Oorfcr Afticnborie pur,
Den, ais JIG beutc Ole cunaoiihe 8rcn-
sc ilberidlreiten mo1ten, pon oen 3olI.
bcamten o%ui9cbaltcn. Iie Serrc,l
bcfanoen iid) ollf Dem @cge nod) So
naoa, I'M cine Gobaltmine 5lt inipi-
siren. Na6 aniiht ser 3onbeamtcn
mar Der Sorrotb bon @cincn ulb 81.
gorrcll, ben Die Scrren init iid iiibr.
ten 10 groB, bob ibnen sic Solbeam-
ten $500 3ol obucrlanaten. 1rot.
Oenl sic Serren ucriidcrtcn, bnB oic
@aarcn fiir ibrcn eigenen 8ebraudD
leien, MOLTEN Die 3ollbeamter felr
Ginicbcn babcn, Ionocrn lie nobnlen
Den "Eropiont. 8oggon" in NcihIug.
Gic @cicaihnit Iangte bclte 9lbeno
in 5oronto an. Iie Scrren Weroell
al bie Hegieru,o oppcQiren.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
Bic Morbmnffc gcinnbcn.

9oiton 8. September. - Iic
2beorie, boB Srau Sonorab Soronn
nit einem itilnnpfan Snltrument iibcr
ben aopf geidloBen mltroe, moourd)
lie einen Shdoelbrud e~rlitt, melhcr
ibrcn Zoo berbeiiiihrte, lit nun ourd)
bos aufiinoen zines in einem Shron.
fe in Ger @obnuhg ser grmoroeten
u%eritcdten 9iigcleiiens beit0tigt NOR
Den. an Dem 9iigeleiien befonoen
lid glnt unO 6rauenboare. 9oourh
miro Die 9eballptilng Oes @atten Der
Sooten, baB er ieinc Srau MIR mdb.
reno zines Streites nit Der 5uult ge-
idlagen babe, mioerlegt. Iuh feline
anoeren Musiagen biirften iest in e.
mem anoeren 2iht crid)einen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
Grbbc6cn anf Eprtp HieD.

Son Suon, Eortp Hico, 5. Sep
tem6er. = Sicr mllrbe beilte Mittug
TO Minlten nod IL llbr Elm Grbbe.
ben pcripiirt. Cir 9cp0lfcrung oer
Stoot Derictb in grpbe A%uircgung,
ltlo 6rauen mo &inOer liefen entlett
orf Die StraBcn. 0ie Nube mar in.
hcilel balls mieOer bergeiteQt. IS
lpuroe fem betrGdtlider matericQer
Shaocn angerid,tet, mo olh Don
DEM Snncrcn fat man feline Nad)rid'
ten bon 9ebcnsperlrlten erDalten.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06

Ger q obcrtS SAIL. Cine
Gcpcidjc aus Atlontic.Gitp unter'm
geitriacn Iotinm meloct 6olgrnces:
Ser 3uItonO bon Charles 9. no
bertS; iun., bon Baltimore, Der olf
Dem ,Vonromalf" um Wittmod)
9lbe1b Dor odt 5ogen blird) cincn &c
polpcrihllB permunbet pltrbe, fGbrt
tort, lid 5u belicrn. Seize Sodion,
Der Den Stubl ihob, in mcld)em lit)
Sr. Noberts unb Srnil Willioms be.
ionbcn, muroe bellte Dor cinen Eolis
5eiridter gefiibrt uno als 3euge I'M.
ter $500 9iirgihnft gcItcllt. Sein
arbcitacber itcltc sic 9iirgidnit. Gle
FoliSci iogt, ooB bos einfoh cine
GpriihtsnlaBregel lit, nm bos Gridei.
men Sofion's 81 iidern, fnas er inn
@erift als 3euge geniinidt miro.
Is lit nidts Heues iiber Den sSoa 81
bcridten, uno ser Shleier bes Sc.
beimniiics iibcr bic SoentitGt oes I'M.
befannten SbGters 10 oid)t. als ie."-
Srau Mpberts bat geitern al Strut
Wiuinm 9. q. @iaicms telegropbirt,
Dob ibr Wonn ouber 2e6cllsgciobr lit
mo feline idnele @eneiung erwortet
miro.
Sic .Staats- 9eiderbe G.
i latter 9eborbe 5eigt I'M
"Ieutid)en Gorreiponoenten" oil, Bop
lire balbidbrlide Sibung Sebuis
Eriifnng aaer Mpplifarten anl
Gienitag. Ben 10. Sftober 1908, flint
nbr Nahmittags, in GER. 2t5, Yorf.
@penue, Baltimore, abgebalten miro.
gpplifotions Iormnlarc fir bieie
Triiiuns merben auf gerlangen, oaS
bel Dem Sefretar bieier 9eboroe am
ODER Dor oem 3. Sftober 1908 seItellt
lperoen mub, geliefert.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
Ter GnrninnI IN 9nnh

Ser Sorbinul in 2onbon
- Cine 9epcidc ans 2onoon meloct
Dob anrbiitol @ibbnnS bort oclterl
cingetroffcn lit. ST mlr0e bonn Gr,.
biIdof bon @citmiliitcr, 6ronciS
9oiumc enlpfungen ul0 miro beiier
@n't bis gum s. September ieill,
mann Der &oroinol nit onoercn 70.
ben @iiroentrGgcrn Der STRIDE i'm
Norfolf-SouS Ser 8nit Dcs SersuoS
BON Norfolf iein miro. Scr Gllfori,
item E GongrcB miro am 8. Scptem.
Der croffnct uno fommt am IS. Sep.
tcnlber SIT Gnoc. @ie aus OUTER Gllel.
lc perlontet, miro @enerolpifor 8. 9.
Gorrigo1 pom Yopit 5lum Siilisbi-
Idof Der Gr5bio5eic Baltimore CT
haunt lucrocn, poourd Die Gritcn,
nlng zines Goooiutors permicocll
miro, mcldcr bci'm Spbc beS aorbi-
llolS bcllen Hodrfolger ols Gr5biidoi
bon Baltimore lperben niirbe.
Iuttcrb q bIer. 9onfett
-, Der oSereinigtc Suttcr61noler.
Shutpcrcin" miro iein Sobresbon.
felt ON 7, Sftpber i'm rSotcl 9io-
leig6" n6boltcn. Sin aus oen $50.
Wf. GinSmore, @. Sort u,b g. SET
oorfcr beltcbenocs Gonite trifft Die
arrangements.
Cine 9oppeIbeeroigun 9.
Sellte luer0en Srou &atborina W.
alattc bon 9tr. 1872, Siio Yatterion.
Eart . IUcnlic, ipeld)c olll WittluoG
i'm Ilter bon 50 Sobren ltor6, uno
lire Eod)ter, SRI. Sobanna Slate.
ipel6e ibr am Sreitog I'M 5ooe folgte.
Seite bel Seite auf Dem Wt. Carmel.
Jrieobofe sur lebten Hube gebettet.
Taitor W. 9ad)monn bon ser 5. ref.
st. YalIls Stride miro Ben Oeutldeli
llno Toitor u. u. @eber ben engli.
'ben Srauergpttesbienit balten, uno
ais 9obrtudtrdger peroen Die $50.
Sreo. 2olis, albert unb Nm. 6ebicn.
felo, @nl. Wc2ocp lrlb 8. Sdneibe.
reitb fungiren. 5rau &lottc NOR Die
Shipicgermlttcr bes Stootratbsmits
gliebes Samcs 9. Sngbes. Sic bin.
terlGBt 5lpci Sodter, Srou Sugbes
itnb 5rau SSobn 8. 0ensmore. Sri.
Sobonna alntte ipar 81 Sabre alt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
WalobrGnoc in Midliaan.

Sougbton, Mid., 3. Scptcm'
Der. - 1ie @oIObrGnOt, melfe in
Soltgbton-9 onrtp, MidJ., mabrcno
Der lcstcn Gage wiitbcten, wurOe:l
mnbreno Der pe~r8ongcnen Nndt BON
Nellem entfadte mo bette marerl
Sougbton, ionie Die geiammte See,
Hegion in cine oidte Golld)iuolfe ge-
bilat. Willionen SUP 9aubol5 iinb
%perbrannt, lulo Der Terlult lit Der
aroBtc, ipeld)cr gelcgcntlih eincs
Walobrunoes lie 81 per5eidnen mar.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
Stint Cramps bel cincm GiicnbaBn.
ltufal octOotct.

Miipula, Munt., 5. Septcm,
Der. Sn Ser NGbe Don Eorooii?
tr1tg ii6 bier ouf ser Norolidcn Eo-
ct'ic-9abn cine GoQiiion 5wiiden 5mei
3ilgen 5il, bel welher beioe 9ofolno.
tipfiibrer unO Sci5er, Iopie flint
cramps getootet murocn, mGbreuo
Gle bciocn 9renlier ~gciGDrlid)e Ser.
leslingen oopon trilgen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
Gimbredjer peritedtcn Gin b0l5crncs
0ein.

8abington, ga, ). Septem'
Der. = ga &Glber Oiba O'!9arrab's
bol5ernes 9ein pcritedt battcn, nilbte
er rubia sllieben, ipie Die 8alner ieilt
3immer beute Morgen in Der 8riibe
ausraubten. Sic erbeliteten 1926 in
VoargelO utb feline golOcne llbr. Sic
ilberlaben $3.50, Die in einenl an Der
@ano %bdngenoen Hod itedten. Giela
Summe geborte Ser gabngeieaihait,
fir Die er 9iaet.Qgant au Goaiere,
@.8a. mar.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
$4,000. gu pcrfamfen: $4,000.

5ene ueuent mopernen 5ipe,rcd,gen Sdufer
Ebenue unb 5apette' straBe. NIT alen mober'
nen Gihrittlngen; cemcniirte seaer. Sof mnb
1rottoirs. gmnintrfe Uaoeiuannen niib aiihen'
etusgfiHe. WarTto rtreppen lnb ,Uefiutfe, fdnts
tdre Drainage, Straben NIT bitrifi5irten 3ie9cI'
fteinen geptlafterf. ste itiifen eefeben fpers"r.
I'M Fe ffdBen 5l f6nnen.
Wlan nebme Sairntount > Mbenue . g9aagons.
Eebr Ieihte g~ebiiIsuneer. our Snfpeftion tde'
Id unb Sonniaes often. Maenfen am RIate.
krunbmie.be 5000 - ft@SunbbreiBis Dollars
pro Snbr.
Hattes 8. Hehp6al,
(WRatt6-) BauuHternetraer,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
Au perfnnfrn.

Scincs 5ipcif.odtgcs Sdus, Gr. 1884, Wceut.
lob trade. NIT Gumpfbei6nlg, 9aeeSirmer IT,.
SeiitbnI nnti stG6cIIt DsrtleiSet y noasmalie
Seden, gNu'hiidnoer. Senietis lroitoir ino Hef'
Ter, Mni6lib al i~unitdret atdnnl. EadD6uiras
1en bel 3nmes 8. frapuur, 1r. 2i3, Wtuibcr.
Strahc, uabe Sinocn.Aue. ,e (350-2J
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
rab Soroon- Mlprooffoire.

atlantic Gitn N.-S., 3. Sep
TENDER. - Someit oils Die @irtb-
ihaitcn in 9etrod)t fommcu, ltebt Der
biciigen Staot abcrmals Elm trodencr
Sonntag III allsiidt, inOem @ollper-
nellr Sorts N%noronungcn itreng be-
toIgt Weroen. nSBe &opal Ard",
cine Organization non @irtben,
%itinnmte fir bic itrclge geobahtullg
oeS @eietes. 9efonntlid nrlrben leg
ten Sonntag gum piertcn Male lett
Dem 9elteben Der Stabt Die idmnltlis
hen @irtbihaitcn gcidloilet geboI'
ten.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
.Scrmann YaSenbpop,

@eneroIs2laent iinb @runoeigenibums Mniler,
it6 benz 9eebrten HubIifum beiicrs
sum Goacriircn BON @iirtben uno @riinobinien.
8erfnui non iealidcrt Srlnheiaenibuir fp'
8ir leriidDerii1g aeqcn 5euerSgefdbr. sllid
Sbifsf1rtei bon uno mad europa iiuo bel
Al bnben.
Bureau: 407 Saitber' Blos.-111 G.sGbarIcs.
(Sept1 ,t2Tte)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06

Seine Siueifiodiae Sdnfer an 8~olo,Sirdbe, Cit
SiufergeOiert peftiih BON Wuoiionns u. giprtbs
glpenue, fir Gleitri8iiit mo Cos eiigerihtet.
Sarbgemalie Seden. Gements I rpttotr unb stels
Ter, Wtnrnlora Simie. NnifiiB an ianitdren
bel James g. Trafnor, Tr. 2t3, Woi6erastf.,
nabe einoen.auenne. (2o0-2) Y
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
Scs HidlterS Mabnnng half.

@corge g. Mortin pieocruml nit ici-
ner @ottin pcrcint. - Gin Alltcs
@prt 5ltr rcd)tcn 3cit. 3lpcl
5rollcn crboltcn GbcideiornDcn
bClpiligt.-Tlumbcr rcid)t Sho-
bcncriobfluge gcgcn Stride ein.
Gin 0liidlid) mic0cr pcrcintes Gle.
poor pcrlicb 9~citcrn @orgerL i'll 50ria
lihcm 0eipr0d) bc0riffen, oaS 8c<
i6tsge6Gubc. SIS lporen Dies Sr.
George q. Mortin un0 ieinc 8ottjtn
Moric. 6rou Mortin trllg ibr iiing-
tics ainb Gt6cl ulf ibrcn Nrmcn llno
i6oiltc triilnlphircn6 81 ihrcm 8attcl
cnlpor,J u06rcno Scbtcrer 0cll picr
Sabre ultelt &nobcn an Der Sono
fiibrtc. alf Der Nidtcrbonf ioB Nid).
fer elliott, Elm pcrgnii0tcr Monn,
ipeil cS linn gellln0cn mar, cine Sn.
mile 81 pcreincn. @ic bcrcitS &c.
Itcrn I'M yGclltidcn Gorrcipolocntcn"
bcrid)tct, trcnntc ii6 ooa Gbcpoor
fiir5lid) nad) cIncm 6nmilicnitrcit,
mo tSrolt Wurtir lcitctc burd Den
Ncd)tsanmolt Sorrp Woli OaS So.
6cos -&criobrcn ctn, Inn in
Den @ciib ibrCr &in0cr ST. gclnnacn.
sIS Der Hiftcr oic g%in5cllbeitcn ocs
Sales am Srcitog nnbortc, fam or
ST. scr GrfcnntniB rob bier Elm Wiib.
p%crIt0noniB porln9. ST. citirte Die
bciocn gbcguttcn IN icin Yripot5im.
nler, las ibncn ooicIbit bic 2cpitcn
mo 0ob ibrcu bis Ncltcrn Wor1cn
Belt, lid) bel ibm cin5uitcllcn uno ibm
mit5litbciIcn, ob iic gcncigt icicl,, mic.
Der fricbiif iln0 c~intrGdtIid) nit
chamber 81 mobncn. Sic @ortc ocs
Tld)tcrS %pcrfebltcn ibrc @irfuno
niht. GoS SOAR itcllte iid) cin ulb
IaeS mar pcrgciicn.
II ng | ii Ii DIT Gben.
Iran Sbcrciio Goncllp crbiclt &C.
tern cine ~obiolutc Sdcibrrno bon
2bomoa Goncllp, ionic bic Nufiitt
ilbcr lire ainocr bcuiaigt. Sn Der
&logeld)riit CAB oic sSrou az, ooB ibr
Muln iie brutal bcbonbclte ulo sic
8~cpflogenbeit bate, 5upeilen sic
Wobel 5uinnrmen 5ll ihlogen.
Hidicr elliott gcmGbrte Srou go
Iulinb GciS cine obioll,tc Steiouno
BON 8corgc i. HciS. IaS Yoor
lebte MIR orei Wtonutc 5uinmmcn.
Irou @corgie Sutton illd)te INN
nbiolllte Sd)ci0ung bon Charles Sut.
ton nod, mcldcr lie, ibrcn NL1goben
5llIolge, ouf bosrpiuige @ciie perloi.
icn bobcn ioa.
i Ser Dcrflogt airde.
Hidoro Grirton riu 9!ltmbcr, bat
oic Gmoltucla Stride Der epunaeli.
Idcn @cmcinihoft fir cine Ged)nung
I'M Netra9c BON $125.71 perflo0t.
Gcr SoQ fonlmt I'M Baltimore Stuot.
gcrld)t sur &crbonolung.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06

$3.50 - Shr zines iener praHtpcuen S0a.
fsr rabe 9atterfoH.Tarf. Rr. 90. 90, 90 etc,
storb'Sareseirobe Gententirte Nrottoire. aeIs
ler uro Sof: eniuiuir.e 8noeipanne uno ans
neuausenb etc. $50 Snar uno $4.85 pro no.
DE fauisn sites lener mooernen Sdnfcr. We.
li6tiat lie uno iiber,euat gu1. Gebr Iei&te
geoiHgunaen. Gsmaro 4. Stsr6. an rrt nxs
etCls. tSuuif71S9&Gl j
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06

Gallagher, Der Yanmciitcr.

Sauier im COO 9isd Woro. @luSer.eir.
Gben %boueroei eirc Neibe mooerner, 5luei'
ttbdi9er Sdnfer. 8 3intmcr mo 8ub. Gas
Nnoe3ttnnler bot emuiairte N1nrie itno ~faliitdreS
Glotet. MnffluB an f~aiil1ret aatai. 9rcis
$3.50. Gicbriger @rirb3ins. Gbisc Sauter
baden bobc ino gefunoe CAGE. Tnt6ufraaen I'M
Sireau, Tr. 2537, Cft'AP pnameut. strabe.
C43-)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
SautbGtisfcit mnS 8rnnbcigcntbumS.
Warft.

$5,000,000 IN cillem bolbCn %o6r fir
ncllc @cbdllOc Observation-Disclosures
5luciitodige @obnbGuiCr irit ocnn
+. Sonliar erridtct. @robc
NlftipitGt IN Den peri6icornen &or.
ortcn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06
Nctte Musf6ten.
ItlantIc Sitg iul bcntc abcrmals
trpfencn Sunntug crBaltcn.


Die Seb0rOen peroen iid @ouper.
nellr Sorts an%oronungcn iiigen.
= 9teun Eerloncn, ourlrnter fiinf
= Cramps, bel eincm giienbabn.
llniaa Gctootct. - grbbeben alti
Eorto Tico. - Cine erboulihc
Scene al Scr conn0ii6en 8ren5e.
&aIobr1nbc IN Mi6ignn. -
Neue Gntbiiaungen IN ser &ono'
! rab Soroon-M prooffoire.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-09-06

cate tAr's Mnstaub befsrst =. aaine, nc.
u3 cr.Nntttmere.etr, uabe Gxfttm NOutesAue.
The Press., 1908-05-20
COMFORTING WORDS.
Many a Connecticut Household Will
 Find Them So.

To have the pains and aches of a baC back removed to be entirely free from annoying, dangerous urinary disorders is enough to make any kidney sufferer grateful. To tell how this great change can be brought about will prove com forting words to hundreds of Connecticut readers.
 Mrs. NJ. Wagner, of 1897 Kossuth St., Bridgeport, Conn. says: Il suffered for years from kidney trouble. There was a severe pain across my Joins so that I could not rest at night. When I caught cold it settled in my kidneys and at such times I became weak, and also very nervous. After trying several remedies without relief procured Doan's Kidney Pills at F. S. Stevens drug store, and they soon relieved me of the aches and pains. The nervous and weak feeling also left me. I can speak as highly in praise of Doan's Kidney Pills to-day as did six years ago when l recommended hem through the papers.
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-M Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name-Doan's-and take no other.
The Press., 1908-05-20
She conuuered the German.

In the FrancO-German war the French hospital at Vendome was 1n charge of Mime Coralie Cahen, one of the most noted nurses of the time. There, aided by two nurses and seven Christian Sisters of Mercy, she re- ceived thousands of French and Ger man soldiers. When the Prussians oc- cupied Vendome they wished to hold the hospital and plant on 1t the Ger man flag. But, warned of the enemy's intentions, Mime. Cahen early one Jan- aary morning visited the Prussian gen eral, who, surrounded by his staff. was about to seize the building.
 "Sir," she exclaimed, i've have re- ceived your wounded and nursed them as though they were our own. We will continue to do so, but we will remain in a French hospital. We will not have 1t converted into German hospital"
 Madame" was the reply, i've are masters"
 ''In the town it may be; here, nor was the answer. we are protected by the Red Cross and the French flag. You have no right to touch either the one or the other."
 She conquered, and from that day the utmost admiration was openly evinced for her by the Germans.
 It is pity to see 8 person neglect indi- cations of kidney or bladder trouble that may result in Bright's disease when Fo- ley's Kidney Remedy will correct irregu- larities and strengthen these organs. Take Foley's Kidney Remedy at the first sign of danger. A. Jacobsen.
The Press., 1908-05-20
oAAiAiaa .ae-Aloaleoliasv,.

Anecdotes of alcoholism were being narrated by . little group of physi- clans.
 "One of my alcoholic patients steals when drunk" said a PhIladelphian. "YOu should see the trophies be brings home. His valet Is continually sneak Ing OR of mornings with great parcels -overcoats. umbrellas. silver spoons. elocks-that his master. trembling in fear of arrest. has begged him to get rid of somehow"
 q have patients." said . New York specialist In dipsOmania. "who In their iztoxication steal only particular things. One man. an agnostic, steals Bibles. A woman steals -gimlets. A young spin ster steals baby things-little shoes and frOcks, bottles and rattles. once even a perambulator."
 .'I had a case, an old lady," said a Kansan, ''that | had worked over sev- onoeon yoarB-a hopeless case. 1t seem- ed. But she lost her money. and then they began to arrest her as common drunk We'll. aftsr she had been ar Rnntnds sa- dozen timea or 70 the magis- trato said he was tired of seeing her about and instructed the police to take her to the river whenever they found her drunk and give her . cold dip. By love, that cured her. Two cold dips cured her. She has been sober now. my old patient. almost three years."- Minneapolis Journal.
The Press., 1908-05-20
"a x.r,s T .t t,.ls DulIt People


 The world is full of half built pee pie. If any one doubts this, let him or her visit a Turkish bath and note the number of people who are hat in the chest, round in the back, ponderOus as to paunch and heavy in the jowl-peo- pie with outstanding shoulder blades and fiat feet
 Out of . thousand people in this country there could be found scarcely three who had really fine figures. make this statement advisedly after many years of careful observation. And why Is this sol Why are there so few people in this country, in the civilized world, who have bodies that are not q travesty of him in whose im- age they are supposed to be created7 The reasons are many, but may be grouped under one phrase-unhygienlc and unwholesome conditions of living. Among these conditions may be men, toned dietary errors-fOod that is ex- cessive in quantity, variety or fire Quency as to meals and food taken un- der improper conditions either of mind or body.-W. R. c. Latson. M. D.. in Outing Magazine.
 CHRONIC CONSTIPATION CURED.
 One who suffers from chronic constipa- ton Is in danger of many serious ailments. Foley's OrinO Laxative cures chronic con- stipation as it aids digestion and stimu- lates the liver and bowels, restoring the natural action of these organs. Com mence taking it to day and you will feel better at once. Foley's Orino Laxative does not nauseate or gripe ard is pleasant to take. Refuse substitutes. A. Jacob SAn
The Press., 1908-05-20
TURNING OF THE WORM.
Hls Plain, Blunt, Straight to ths Point
 Talk to His Wife.

\ FttB Ft8fns 9A1Uke SGAA&Hk " est~ v ~ssee | Talk to His Wife.
 "Mrs. Lambert, I think we will have to cut down expenses" remarked Mr. Lambert tImldly.
 To his intense surprise she made no reply. Then he grew bolder. "And I am certainly of the opinion that you are spending too much money on gowns and hats"
 Again no answer. His bravery jump ed up another notch.
 "And, Mrs. Lambert, I must say fur teas or receptions"
 Silence Mir Lambert grows daring. courageous.
 ''It is simply an outrage the way you lavIshly expend my hard earned mon ey. You have no consideration and al low your extravagant ideas to carry you ofr your feet. Do you realize that we are living beyond our means?" s No answer.
 "Do you know that I am making S1OO a month and you are deliberately spending $20O? Can't you see the fam fly is bound to land in the pOorhouseT'
 Silence. MT. Lambert's fortitude Is unbounded.
 "I have stood your impositions long enough, Mrs. Lambert. Do you under, stand? You have henpecked me until life Is now unbearable. Now I Intend to take hold of the relns. l will man age affairs and you will obey" There was a sudden crash, then a yell. MT. Lambert's head came into contact with the bedpost as Mrs. Lam- bert shook him furiously. and she ex- claimed:
 Cant you keep your mouth shut when you are asleep? What in the world are you dreaming about any way? It is simply barbarCus the way you disturb my rest after I work so hard all day keeping the house in or der. And you know l am worn out from tea this afternoon, yet
 And Lambert realized 1t was all 8 dream and began nursing the slowly swelling bump on his head.-Bohemian Magazine.
The Press., 1908-05-20
CHRONIC CONSTIPATION CUREI
Mhy2

Is one always chilled to the marrow :? Is an explorer always intrepid?
 Is aswOOp always a fell swoop?
 Is a statesman always eminent?
 Is a newspaper man always well known newspaper man?
 Is a bargain always extra specialf Is drapery always clinging?
 Is sweetness always cloying?
 Is a rufaap always burly?
 Is one always within an inch of death? Why not two inches?
 And why, why. why. Is conclusion always sforegone ?-Cleveland Press.
 ''Df. Thomas Electric Oil Is the best remedy for that often fatal disease croup. Has been used with success in our family for eight years" - Mrs. L. Whiteacre, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Press., 1908-05-20
Queer Milk.

Many specimens of unconscious hu- nor are received by the editors of that monumental work. the Imperial GaZet- teer of India" district was said to be ''an extensive rolling plain, consist ing of alternate ridges of bare stony hills and narrow fertile valleys" An interesting item of natural history was afforded by the remark, ''The buffalo differs from the COW in giving milk which is richer in butter fat, in voice and in having no hump" = London
 Globe .....
The Press., 1908-05-20
His Coffee Not Hot.

There are all sorts of tastes in New York, and. of course, everything is a matter of taste anyhow, as the old woman said when she kissed the COW. But one can find many strange ideas of how things should be done by sim ply listening while in a restaurant. The most unusual was heard in a quick lunch resort downtown the other day.
 "Give me cup of strong black cof- fee, not hot" was the order. and the waiter never said word, just went along to fill the order. which a moment later proved to be a cup of steaming coffee with piece of ice in the saucer to be used at the discretion of the diner.-New York Globe.
The Press., 1908-05-20
New Malay Opium Cure
Being Distributed Free by a New
 York Society

TWIN SOStSVs
 Cooperating with missions in Malay sia, the Windsor Laboratories of New York have sec ured supply of the won- derful combre tum plant, which has done so much to rev olutionize the treatment of the opium habit
 A generous supply of the new remedy, together with full instructions for its use, and United States consular reports bearing on the subject will be sent to any sufferer. To obtain a free supply of this remedy and the consular reports, address Windsor Laboratories, Branch 30. 134 East 25th Street. New York City.
The Press., 1908-05-20
A Peer Remedy.

Speaking of certain measure under discussion in the senate, a well known congressman said: Ut does not meet the situation at all and will not .ren1e. dy conditions. It reminds me of the wife of young blacksmith of Wash ington. Did you sew that button on my coatT this blacksmith asked his wife one morning No, dear.' the wife answered. T couldn't find the button, but I sewed up the buttonhole. so it's all right'''