The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-01-16
Cbistles.

Nklis tk&ihg
TIE esvpls5nsf vas ciimtsrg W.
tEgasa sgrnaaui8ng 'hs cipcs bostf
Thsas shat call v@ftinT ales iaaoa
hs chaetled
faa ~ be fnkrttel shs coot' les
lsas rhr vts . college Eiri ln disgusss
Wei Il sAe xKs COED cgot i sks |
nishiy illwvugb disgaisf.
~-sls A man poald rather have Co.'S
tsuimeaa @rihoai Asss laan lgFe s,ih
eai e.utentmesi. He And ~osnas
woaid railet have lose wiihvpi content
urri than csuteuGpsut ptb0ai loye
Touns--0ld skinDer declares b.
DOES tll b. caa ~ further ihs nAiars
ysugfr, a ali mru BTewbe Yes
ba i1oa ~ naiaral pnegFsss 81 for rtei
msn h. ct richer and poor alen posorerl
A fr.i grade boy brough, perfect
,pelilng papers lsysDe ior several weeks
aud then saddsaiy began ~ uaiss ave
And as oai ~ ien Hows tbsi. soni
aslni iho father TesebeF's tAuli, re.
Piled the boy. How i i The teachers
fhalig she moved tbe hlilc boy that
tsl neat 10 ne.
suppose you beard about Miss
koy's behavior during the Gre. Why.
when the iirri aremsH came up The
ladder i0r bar sbr aoaldn'i SO with
Hin. What sAs ihe matter With her
oui n beg naadf MOI NJ ALL She sas
than lhe sseond fireman sho was com
us ~ ass hapdsomer.
Il would like 10 see the sheriff, All
nonneed the VISITOR IN the county court.
hunse He's out. replied one Of the
rlefis When do you expect hIm back'
asked the visitor | don't think he will
be- back Tor week at least, Ans~ered
the elerk A watch factory failed, aud
hs. piudlng up ~ affairs
Il would please me nightly, Miss
Stout, said Mr. Mneloy. to have you
So io the theatre With me this evening,
Have yea secured the ses,sf asked Miss
VEN stout. Oh, come nov, be pro.
tested. you're mol 80 heavy as all that,
think, said the rising young bro
ker 70 tie wise young business WON.
AZ. that you really owe something 10
lovc like mine Under the circum
siaueer replied the wise young bnsi-
ness woman, Won attempt to deny
that you ars 4 preferred creditor.
AT the terminal Of hu up the state
railroad one day last week conductor
vas making b verbal report 10 the gen.
eral manager Among the things that
b. reported was that his train had
struck bear on the way ia. Was il
on The track asked the general mana.
ger. No, replied the conductor. The
train had 10 80 IN the woods after
htm
Please bold up your handsf When
the pedestrian heard the form Of re.
quest be- kucs The woman footpad was
upon hia i'dmuch rather have yours |
Ia hold. he responded gallantly. Well. |
! mus, say you are rude thing, she
ftJolucd aud lowered her weapon, thus
closing The incident
Graeious, Pat, exclaimed the land
iogd who had called To collect the rent,
whai au odd looking dog What breed |
~ hrf sure, avn he is Welsh, sor, re-.
piled Pat, With a merry twinkle IN his
rye Came from Wales. ehf Well,
hos 10 tho world did he get such shor,
legei Faith, avn he wore them Oh
chasing Welsh rabbits, sor
Dick II you are afraid of micro.
hes. why don't yon kiss yonr girl over
The phonc' You caii'l catch anything
by kissing a glrl over the wire. Tom
oh, yrs, you can. ! kissed mine
ovcr the phone the other day, The old
mnu grabbed the receiver aud caught
the dickens,
4 Itlr boy came into dentists
oiiice short time ago and bad iron
ble.ome tooth removed, After the den
ilti bad finished sith HIM the boy ask
ed tot The tooth The dentist gave il
a. HIM aud inquired rs 10 his reasons
ior van,iuR il. I'm goin' 10 take the
old thug home MA stufi il with sugar
an whleh ii aebe' the boy replied.
The guest looked up angr,ly. Wait.
er. be- sharply said, diin't you hear me
ask Sou Ia bring nay checkf Yes. sir;
"a moment, sir, the waiter meekly
replied Why mol noaf The cashier
IL dguune il out. sir. Figuring il out'
Why, ail I've had was plate Of hash.
The waiter nodded Yes, SIR hat there
we're seven kinds of meat ia the hash,
sir. and five Of them advanced Ia price
hi, morning, sir. and so the cashier
Is trying 10 eqnaliye the cost Of your
hash. sir Thcre, he's heckoning 10
he nov. sic,
Nas lbis man Iiarrigan an entire
stranger 10 youi asked the cross es
smiaing counsel ~ witness Ia ease
recently tried il an Ohio court. Wots
hat ~ asked the witness. wary Irish. ,
nsn, who had been warned 10 be eau !
I.ons aud exact 10 his answers, The
question was again pat to hIm. Well,
D.. sof. sAid the msn; could hardly
-ay ibol. sor. IN fact. be couldn't be,
sor. for be haai bui lhe enc st-am, sor.
bal be sas partial stranger. scr. ia /.
uesef seen him befuip
"A Rochester mau tells how be was
nearly run inio rs several lads seated
IN cart drawn by large goat. I, /,
sas only by the exercise 81 great agil.
,g thai The Rochester man was able 10 /
-. spe injury. A. be was brushing of ,