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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
Confession Of Mouth.

a city dentist, defending his profess
sion as a whole from the double charge
of charlatanism and graft" made this
interesting declaration:
While such things exist In dentistry,
as in all businesses, there is far more
of 1t among gilt edged practitioners
than along the modest level where, for
example. work. Some men enjoying
the most fashionable clientele are the
rankest frauds either in ability or in
representation of work done.
But a dentist never can fool a den.
list. Often patient will get into my
chair for the first time. and in casual
conversation will ask who last treat
ed the teeth. The name always comes,
and glance tells me whether the man
has worked honestly or dishonesty.
have sized up some of our best dem
lists in that way in half a minute, and
many a reputation has crumbled in my
estimation
a dentist can fool the people. but he
can't fool dentist" New York Globe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
The Next Governor.

Eddy County Press: Hon. G. A.
Johnson, the Republican nominee for
governor, appears very much delight
ed over me fact that he earr'ra Eddy
county, according to the Fargo For
UNI.
We are pleased to know that the
next governor takes some interest in
Eddy coulty. The cause Of John
sons large vote in this county, as
well as over the state. can largely be
laid to the fact that there was a
Johnson" running for governor. The
fact that Minnesota has elected Gov
ernor Johnson by a large majority
was undoubtedly a strong factor IN
the primaries, and in second place,
there has never been any cause to
say the least against G. A. Johnson
as a legislator and honorable citizen,
and when he learns the result of the
election in November, he will find
that Eddy county will show up with
the usual two-thirds of the votes for
the Republican nominee
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
ROYAL sCH0OLMAsTERs.
Kings Who Turned to Teaching to
Make Liyinu,

Kings Who Turned to Teaching to
Make Living.
In the early part of the life Of King
Christian TX. Of Denmark there was
no prospect Of his ever becoming the
ruler of that country. With this in
view he became schoolmaster at the
German university of Halle.
Being too poor to keep servant. the
Dowager Czarina Dagmar OF Russia,
one Of his daughters, used to help her
mother to do the household work and
take care of the younger children.
During this period there were King
Frederick VII. and several others in
the direct line Of succession that stood
before Prince Christian; but, by sue
.cession Of deaths that occurred, he be-
came the heir apparent, and after the
death Of King Frederick VII. in 1858
he was proclaimed King Christian TX.
Of Denmark.
Another instance Of a similar nature
is that of Louis Philippe. During the
time he was exiled from France, then
being the Due de Charities, he became
q teacher Of mathematics and geogra-
ply in Switzerland. About thirty-six or
thirty -seven years afterward, on Aug.
o. 1880. he was proclaimed King Louis
Philippe Of the French.--London An
swers. 5@ s, s,,.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
The .Dutchman.

q Gackle Republican: That one of our
exchanges tells of an old German
who had a boy of whom he was very
proud, and decided to find out the
trend of his mind. He adopted a
novel method by which to test him.
He slipped into the boys room one
morning and placed on his table a
bottle of whisky, a Bible and silver
dollar. "Ndw," said he, when dot
poy comes in, if he takes dot dol
lar, he's going to be a beesnis man;
if he takes dot Bible, he's going to
be a preacher, und if he takes dot
whisky, he's no good, and going to be
a drunkard." Then he hid behind a
door to see which his son would
choose In came his boy whistling.
He ran up to the table, picked up the
Bible and put it under his arm, then
snatched up the bottle and took two
or three drinks, picked up the dol.
lar and put it into his pocket and
went out smacking his lips. The
Dutchman poked his head out from
behind the door and exclaimed:
"Mein Colt, he's going to be poll
tician!"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08

Twichell, but never dreamed of re-
firing the continuous office seeker
by such majority as was shown at
the primai :es
The people have spoken in no I'm.
certain terms on this matter, ard the
favorable attitude of the Republicans
toward Johnson indicate his election
over John Burke this fall. Il Will be
history repeating itself and swing
ing back of the North Dakota Repub-
lican ship of state to it's original moor.
ings, as was done in 94--when Gov
ernor 5hortridge was retired to pri-
vate If ami ne Republicans again
to-. charge OF the state government.
Burke has something's IN his favor
He will have the usual Democratic.
vote. There ar. some Repubi:
who will vGte II him on tl.. g:Guna
that having Servo one term ne = ei.-
titled to a 'e-= ection. He VIII asa
get some support from Insurgent Re
publicans in trade.
johnson has many sources of
strength that will readily overcome
these points. It is promise of a
great majority of Republicans of the
state-the vote showing that thou
sands of Insurgents would not stand
Twichell, and voted with the
Stalwarts to nominate Johnson. 1t
presidential year adm more Repub
licans will vote the ticket straight
than during an "off year. He is a
Scandinavian and the primary cleo
ton, returns in dictate what that
means. Johnson has an absolutely
clean record in every respect-espe
ally on his prohibition work, which
will gain him the support of the tenn
| perance element in the state. He is
| bright, virile, young, clean and
strong-and sure to be North Dako-
| ta's next executive.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
POLITICAL COMMENT
That Primary Election Law.

heas = hhIt 3A-tSStiSif law
Walsh County Reporter (Park Riv-
er): This is the first time that the
primary election law has been car
ried out in coplete detail. The expe.
riment has been watched with great
interest in this state. The concensus
Of opinion, however, does not argue
very Strongly in its favor.
There are very many features that
are Objectionable. In the first place,
It is very confusing to the most in
telligent voter, the multitude of candi-
dates make it almost impossible to
know the character and standing Of
each candidate. Whereas, under the
old convention system each candi-
date is pretty well sifted before he
comes before the people for election.
In the second pace, it allows any
number of voters of any opposite
party to pack the primaries, and de.
feat the nomination Of candidates that
might prove formidable foe, and
in this particular abort the purpose
of the law
In the third place, it forces upon
candidates the terrible necessity of
having to make a double campaign.
the expense of which would be more
than the ordinary candidate could
stand. This robs poor man of a
chance Of making the race. And
again, in this case, it defeats it's very
purpose.
But whatever difficulties may be
alleged, it will be some time before
any move will be made to repeal or
amend it by our legislature.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
Four Kinds Of Naiis.

d The members of primary class In
the young ladies' school were ambi-
tious to emulate the members OF the
senior class. whom they regarded with
considerable envy on account Of their
proficiency in the art Of writing compo.
sitions Becoming eager for like priv
ilege, the five little girls were told that
they might tell the world what they
knew about nails
A half hour was allotted to the diff
cult task, and all went to work. The
first four had nothing unusual or star
thing upon their papers. but Sadie NJ.
aged seven, was characterized by con-
siderable ingenuity. She took her place
with dignity and read without a ire
NOR, There are four kinds Of nails
finger nails, door nails. toe nails and
tacksw and resumed her seat bewitch-
ingly unconscious that she had caused
the smile. s q. q,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
The First s,coin sweatsr. y

"Coin sweating" which so often fig-
ures in the Old Bailey calendar, Is a
very, very old crime. More than six
centuries before Christ there was a
coin sweater, one Alexander Of Bryan
tium. He was chief officer of the pub
lie treasury, and he amassed an Inn
mense and sudden fortune by "clip-
ping" the money in so skillful man.
;ner that his frauds could only be dis
covered by Weighing. The Byzantines
gave him the nickname Of 1.-THE File"
from his making such dextrous use OF
that tool whence probably comes the
modern term of "file" applied to
thieves. pickpockets and cunning hard
headed scoundrels. Pearson's Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
THREE

nomination now just as much as
Gronna, Hanna or Johnson &C. AZ I
and the Republicans of the state
should see that he is the nominee by
a rousing majority in the fall. IT
should not be hard matter for the
Republicans to decide who can render
the state the best service. A man in
the harness and in touch with ma
tional politics or a man who has been
out Of the service for twelve years. B
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
Puxziirn Differences In We;nl+s


X Puxziina Differences In Weights
Which is heavier. a pound Of feathers
sor q pound OF lead7 They weigh the
same
Which is heavier, a pound Of feathers
or pound Of silver? The pound Of
feathers Ii heavier, because feathers
are weighed by ayoirdupois weight.
which has 1000 grains to the pound,
while the precious metals are weighed
by troy weight, which has only 5,760
grains to the pound.
Which Is heavier, an ounce Of feath-
ers or an ounce Of silver? An ounce Of
silver, because in the troy ounce there
are 40 grains, while in the avoirdu-
pois ounce there are only 4371s grains.
The avoirdupois pound of 1000 grains
Is divided into sixteen ounces, while
the lighter troy pound Of 5,780 grains Is
divided into twelve heavier ounces.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
Very Little Mud.

Carpio News: M. N. Johnson, in
an open letter, thanked the press of
the state for the fair and just way in
which they handled his campaign.
Although there were very few papers
which supported his campaign, there
was very little mud brown at the
gentleman from Nelson county, and a
lot of the papers are now free to line
up in his support.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
What He Col.

He was addressing a lowly but intel-
iigent audience somewhere in the vi.
cinity Of Whitechapel, and he had Sc
lected for his discourse Rhymes and
Rhyming," so that he might illustrate
to those rough and rugged minds how
the charms of poesy can brighten the
poor mans hearth. And, touching upon
the difficulties Of rhyming, he said:
ut is easy enough, my friends, to
get a rhyme for SO simple a word as
sea- but what can you get for bur.
glary Y .
tts'Well. guv'nor,'' exclaimed one Of his
hearers, ut all depends on the judge.
MY Bill got seven yearsg' london
Scraps.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
Tho insect and the Net.

s II has been known for long time
that an insect will not fly through a
net with meshes three or four times as
large as its body. whereas bird will
go through a mesh Of corresponding
size without hesitation. The insect can.
not tell us why it stops and lights on
the net without trying to go through.
and its peculiar action puzzled observ-
ers until the scientists took the matter
up, as they do all things Of that kind
They say that the eye Of the insect Is
made up OF many faceis. SO that the
net looks to it like a continuous opaque
surface, the meshes not being appar-
ent. Therefore it stops or turns back
before It discovers that 1t might have
gone through the net without stopping.
To the eye Of the bird, however, the
meshes are plainly visible. and it goes
through without hesitation.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
THE STOCK MARKET.
Accuracy Of the Exchange In The
Analysis of Events, 8

Accuracy Of the Exchange In The
Analysis of Events.
Barring the case of manipulation,
which carries its own remedy and
which is one Of the evils Of speculation,
the stock market tells the truth. Tenn.
porarily indications may be misleading,
but 1t is eventually shown that its
analysis of events is correct. The ST.
lent panic of March, 1907, was pre-
mise of the panic of November Dur
ing the intervening seven months prices
dropped steadily, showing plainly that
there was weakness in the financial
and industrial structure. The utter
robustness of blaming speculation for
the downward movement is obvious.
The stock market with its daily record
of prices said as plainly as it was pos
5stble to say: Danger! Stand from I'M
der!'
Something similar happened In 1893.
Bradstreet's for July 90, 1893, shows
that twenty representative stocks fell
on an average As points, or more than
so per cent, between January and July.
This mitigated the effect Of the panic.
One of the most striking illustrations
Of the cold blooded accuracy Of the ex-
change is recorded by Proudhon in
the Spectators Manual, published at
Paris in 1857, in which he shows that
In the later days of Napoleon and the
restoration. while French patriotism
was at white heat, prices on the bourse
advanced with each victory of the al
lies, rejecting the belief that the defeat
of Napoleon meant more for France
than the success.-John Paul Ryan in
Metropolitan Magazine.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
But RichIand Has Senator.

Wahpeton Globe: Richland county
is not represented on the state tick
ct this year for the first time since
statehood. Eearly in the season there
were four candidates for nominations,
but Mr. House withdrew before the
time of fling Mr.. stafne withdrew
a few days before election, and Mr..
Smith, candidate for state superin-
tendent of public instruction, and E.
M. Nelson, candidate for railroad COM
missioner, were defeated
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
There is only one effective way to
Stop Indigestion

Most digesters rely on pepsin.
But pepsin digests albumen only.
1t is but one of the elements need
ed.
Starch, fats and phosphates each
require something else.
Then half of digestion is done in
the bowels, and pepsin can't do
that.
1t requires many ingredients to
form a perfect digester, and they
must be in liquid form.
Kodol has all those ingredients.
1t does all that the stomach
g does-all that the bowels do. 1t
digests any food-any mixture OF
foods-completely.
Partial digesters give only half
way help.
There is always some food left
to get hard, and irritate the stom-
ach lining.
That irritation, even though
slight, continues the inflammation.
, That is why the stomach fails to
regain its strength.
A weak stomach is like lame
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08

4 The term "caddies," or sscadies," or
''cawdies.' Is akin to cad and Cadet
and means messengers or unattached
male servants. Caddies, in fact. were
originally a class of men found In ev-
cry Scotch town Of any size who were
at the beck and call Of everybody who
wanted an odd job done; hence they
were at the beck and call Of everybody
who was starting for a game Of golf,
and now they are employed solely BY
s. the golfer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
How marshall's paper Views II.

How Marshali's Paper Views 1t.
Cakes Times: The Stalwarts can.
not afford to tie to Johnson against
Marshall. Hanna and Gronna are
nominated for congress because they
received the highest number Of votes;
the same is true of G.. A Johnson for
governor. On the same basis of
reasoning Tom Marshall should be
the nominee of the party for senator
for the reason that he received more
votes than any of his competitors. 1t
was just trick of the legislature
that makes it necessary to enter an.
other conflict to decide who will be
the party nominee. In four-corner-
ed fight it was a hard proposition for
any of the candidates to get forty
per cent. In a three-cornersd fight
it would have been an easy PROPOSE
tion for Marshall according to the re,
turns. AS it is he has received about
thirty-three per cent, or one-third of
the votes, yet there is no nomination.
In all fairness he is entitled to the
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
clothins In China.

In winter throughout the cold lati-
tudes of China the Chinese Of all
classes wear fur, wool or hair lined
garments. Even the cody laborers
have their sheep or goat skins, and
people of the middle and official
classes have many sets OF garments
lined with the richest furs. In China
houses are rarely heated to the winter
temperatures of European or Ameri-
can interiors, and in consequence fur
lined clothes are worn indoors as well
as out.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
A Phitoso.pher.

Smiley says he hasn't any luck at
ALL"
Indeed. It's something unusual for
him to complain"
"Oh, he wasn't complaining. He says
he'd rather have no luck than always
have 1t bad. - Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
The Outlook for aovernorshlp.

Park River Republican,: The over.
WIDENING victory of G. A. johnson Of
Ward county over 7 reaiwell Twieheli
OF Cass for the gubernatorial noinina-
ttan. is surprise even to the sup
portsrs Of Johnson. The Stalvasts
felt Absolutely confident Of defeating
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
He Got Il.

IF Groucher ever comes around your
place borrowing anything" said Wise,
sdon't let him have II" q
You've spoken too late" said Hus-
kie. He was around yesterday
You're easy. What was he borrow
ing?'
Trouble. He's In the hospital to-
day. Philad elphia, Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08

About the first thing that would
strike dead hero could he return to
earth would be the great number who
try to answer his name at roll call.
AfchisoH Globe,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
Good for Garlic.

Carpio News: In spite of the fact
that Col. Little had no friends in Car
pic, the town gave a majority to the
Stalwart ticket. On the state Of
fees the total vote stood 26e stalwart
to 23S Progressive, and in a commun-
ity that was supposed to be strong
for the Progressive wing of the party.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
Her Dear Friend.

EYES,. said she defiantly, II admft
sthatsI kissed him"
Did he put up much of q struggle ?'
inquired her best girl friend. ~ Louis
vile Confessional.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08

One trouble with some people Is chat
a. very small effort enables them to
keep their self respect Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
RESPONSIBLE Eor IL All.

Hewitt never should have had any
trouble with my wife If 1t hadn't been
for that man. Jewett- How did he
make trouble? Hewitt He married Us.
New York Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
The Two Johnsons.

Mandan independent: Johnson for
governor and Johnson for senator a
good pair of sure winners. 3s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
Mutual Leo Pull.

Cakes Times: Senator Hansbrongh
wired congratulations to Mr. Mar
shall on his splendid victory, and
Tom acknowledged in the same way.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08

ankle. Use or abuse it and it will
never get well.
But give it complete rest-do all
its work for it and Nature very
quickly restores its normal powers.
YOU can't do this by dieting, for
there is always some food that
doesn't digest.
You can't do it with partial di-
gesters. =,.
You can't do it with tones, for
they spur the stomach to but tenn
porary activity.
1t must be done with Kodol.
The results then are instant and
complete. Every food that you
eat is digested. You get your full
1lourishment, yet the stomach gets
absolute rest.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-08
Our Guarantee

On the first dollar bottle Of Kodol
your druggist gives a signed guar
antee. If it fails to do all we claim,
your druggist returns your money.
You take no risk whatever. This
S1.oo bottle contains e1z times as
much as the SOC bottle. Made by
E. c. Dewitt & Co, Chicago.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-29
Faetor, IN comm.rc..

Quite often tho statement IL mad,
that the revolutionary methods Of the
present time mean the cutting out OF
tho middleman. There seems. urou
only a superficial examination and
study. that this may be true. Bu,
when there = most careful analy.
sis made % conditions. n looks plain
that there can be no system that man
can devise that will take the place OF
the middleman. Methods may change.
Even the character and tho work Of
the mlddlcman. the distributor. may
change but there will always be \
place FOR him. lie would be a thing
Of the past long ago II more econom.
teal means could be found for the gen
oral distribution Of products. lie IL
the handy man % commerce. lie can.
not be well relegated 20. tho Junk
heap. Tie r. here 20 RAY. and will
stay as long as the wheels Of com.
merce and progress turn.