New-York tribune., 1908-09-15
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

The vintage of 1908 IN Lower Austria accord
ing TO a report made to the Austrian Wine Com
mission, promises to be exceptionally good The
report SAYS that uninterrupted warm weather
viii do much toward improving the quality The
a-vas+ Will be postponed the last day, in order
70 give all the time possible for the formation OF
saccharine matter In the fruit. Much work mas
been done In the vineyards which were injured
bv the wine parasite last year. In their re1uven-
alton 1s 900 900 American vine slips were used
The American slips do not bear In Austria out
Of frs. serve only as q foundation for the native
vines Then they cared for in hothouses
and after three or four years become fruit bear
ing
Has a summer tilt any commendaole traits
We'll she believes in perfect equality. One
mans as good another with her."-Louisville
Courier-Journal
.orbe Edison monolithic house is not success
ne co,,rsa we all take off our hats TO Edison
an inventor, but believe that in this instance
he has not introduced a practicable thing
This is the declaration of Alfred Tracy, na-
t,onal president Of the American Brotherhood OF
Cement Workers. He may be able TO pour
house In twelve hours, as ne says. with his sys-
tent Of forms but he would be unable to remove
the forms in twelve hours for the cement would
NOT set in that time Moreover he casts solid
wall and every knows that solid wall
admits moisture. and makes q home unhealthful.
He will have to devise scheme for providing
a hollow wall before the invention Will ever
work out satisfactorily
"Ponteness costs nothing" said the man OF
ready made wisdom 49,
= guess." answered Mr.: Cumrox. that you
never had any experience with these cafe walters
who regulate their politeness by the size OF the
tip''-Washington Star
The Panaman 10-cent piece is about the size OF
tbe American dime. and although IT is worth only
half as much as the latter coin ii may be passed
as such in a hurry A who recently went
10 the Isthmus of Panama returned with one OF
these dimes in his pocket. He gave 1t to a friend
yrhose wife was a collector of coins The friend
nut II in his pocket intending to give IL to his
wife hut gave it by mistake to his grocer in
BROOKLYN He discovered the loss two days later
and hurried to the grocer to trace II. IL not get
it. The grocer said: res remember finding
that coin in my cash register. and got rid OF it
ten minutes after you gave II to me. 1t is gone
now but 1 will speak 10 the woman 70 whom
dime back to its owner. with the explanation that
the woman gave II to her daughter who gave IT
70 the ticket agent at the Park Place station OF
the Brighton Beach line who gave IL 20 clerk
in Manhattan, who gave IT to the keeper of
cigar stand who gave II TO a conductor
Broadway surface car. All the victims had good
memories and the coin returned along the
line TO its first American owner.
You have named baby Tetanus?"
Yes" answered Mrs. Lapsling. Il think that's
what we'll call her. It's the name my husband
suggests"
'9But think how it will mortify her when she
grows 10 be young woman! Do you know what
You must be mistaken about that He says
Il silent, quiet. reserved d-"-ChiSss2s
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