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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
Man and His Sweet Tooth.

III you want to. have that traditio.
upset about women only having {
sweet TOOTH remarked the stenogra
pher who works downtown, lust &C
Into quick lunch room occasionally
ana watch the men who drink coffee
or chocolate with their midday meals.
give you my word | have seen not
one. but many men. put six Jumps of
sugar into their one cup of coffee or
chocolate and then eat apple pie that
Is fairly covered with powdered sugar."
New York Press.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
DOWNWARD COURSE.
Fast Being Realized by Elk Point
Penpla

People.
A little backache at first.
DAILY increasing till the back is
lame and weak.
Urinary disorders quickly follow;
Diabetes and finally Brights dis
ease.
This is the downward course of kid
ney ills.
Don't take this course Follow the
adl ice OF an elk Point citizen.
AIonza Goss, retired farmer, Pleas
ant St, Elk Point, S. d., says: Il
have heard my husband recommends
ing Doan ) Kidney Pills SO often that
[ have no hesitancy in making this
statement for him, every word OF
which 1 know to be true. For long
time he suffered from kidney trouble
which was serious enough to make
him feel most miserable. His kidney
aeCretions were frequent and painful
aud his back ached constantly. Doan's
kidney Pills were recommended to
him and he purchased box at the
Iioneer Drug Store and they helped
him right away. His backache disap-
peared after using the contents of
one box. We are both glad to endorse
Doan's Kidney Pills, as we know that
they will do everything that is claimed
for them"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. fosterMilburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Tired nerves, with that mo am
bition" feeling that is commonly felt
In spring or early summer, can be
easily and quickly altered by taking
what is known to druggists every
where as DIR. Shops Restorative. One
will absolutely note changed feeling
within as hours after beginning to take
the Restorative. The bowels get
sluggish in the winter-tim the
circulation often slows up, the Kidneys
are inactive, and even the Heart in
many cases grows decidedly weaker.
DR.. Shoop's Restorative is recognized
everywhere as genuine tonic to these
vital organs. IL builds up and strength
ems the WORKOUT weak ened nerves: it
sharpens the failing appetite, and
universally aids digestion. 1t always
quickly brings renewed strength life,
vlgor, and ambition. Try it and be
convinced. Sold by All Dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
The limo to Quarrel.

In Lanarkshire there lived a laird
named Hamilton. He was noted for
his peculiarities. On certain occasion
neighbor waited upon him asking
the favor as neighbor with the loan
of f20. 1t was only bill of accommo-
dation for three months, which led to
the following reply:
ma, ma. | Gamma do that"
what for no, laird? Ye have dune
the same thing for ithers."
Aye, aye, Tammas, but there's
wheels within We ken naething ABBOTT!
! Gamma do it,
It's sma' affair to refuse me,
laird"
"Weel, We wad get the siller frae the
bank, and when the time cam roond
We wadna be ready, and | wad haze tc
pay't, sac you and me wad quarrel.
We may as weel quarrel the moo, as
lang as the siller Is in my pooch."-
Dundee Advertiser.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
Helpinu Him Out.

A miner rode into Santa Fe with dyS-
pepsia one day, consulted a doctor and
took his prescription to druggist to
be made up.
"Well, how muchY' said the miner
when the prescription was finally fin
ished.
"Let's see" said the druggist. Its
$1.10 for the medicine and 10 cents for
the bottle. That makes He hest
tated, afraid he might have forgotten
something. and the miner said impa
tiently: We'll, hurry up, boss. Put
price on the cork and let US know the
worst"--Los Angeles Times.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
ERICSSON g. STICkNEY
Plaintiffs Attorneys


To the qualified electors OF Union County,
South Dakota:
In compliance with the requirements of Sec
ton 15 of Chapter 1879, of the Session Laws of
1867, you are hereby notified that the color
white has been selected the color for the
Republican Official Primary Ballot and the
color yellow" has been selected as the color
for the Democratic Official Primary Ballot;
and the color blue has been selected as the
color for the Prohibition Official Primary
Ballot; and the color pink" has been selected
as the color for the Socialist Official Primary
Blot.
Dated, at Elk Point, South Dakota, the 9th
day of May, 1908.
CHAS. s. HABTER
County Auditor.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
1t Reached the Spot

Mr.. b. Humphrey, who owns a large
general store at Omega, O.. and is
president of the Adams County Tele-
phone Co., as well as of the Home Tele-
phone Co., of Pike County, O., says of
Or. Kings New Discovery "It saved
my life once. At least | think 1t did
seat OF, my cough, when everything
else failed" DR.. Kings New Discovery
not only reaches the cough spot; it
heals the sore spots and the weak
spots in throat, lungs aud chest Sold
under guaran bee AT Pioneer drug store.
so cents and 81 90. Trial bottle free,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
Sharper Than Needles.

AS sharp as needle" is an expires
sion that comes readily enough to the
tongue, but in reality the needle Is
an altogether Inadequate standard for
comparison with the instruments that
nature fashions. Although our knowl-
edge Of the misapplied use of needle
point may painfully Impress rs with
a belief in its exceeding sharpness
most Of the pricks and stings that We
receive when trespassing into the do
mains of the plant and insect world
are inflicted with much sharper instru-
ments.-Strand Magazine.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
There is Pink Pain Tablet made by

There is a Pink Pain Tablet made by
DR.. Shoop, that will positively stop
any pain, anywhere, in 20 minutes.
Druggists everywhere sell them as
DR.. Shops Headache Tablets, but
they stop other pains as easily as head
ache. DR.. Shops Pink Pain Tablets
simply coax blood pressure away from
pain centers-that is all. Pain comes
from blood pressure-congestio Stop
that pressure with DR.. Shoop's Head
ache Tablets aud pain is instantly
gone. 20 Tablets rs cents. Sold by All
Dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
Notice Of Time Appointed For Proving
Foreign Will

First Publication, May 81, 1909
State Of South Dakota
SIS In County Court
County of Union
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Lester Wake
man. deceased.
PURSUANT TO AN ORDER of said Court,
made on the 18th day of May, A ID. 1908,
notice is hereby given that Saturday, the sixth
day of June A. d. 1905 at 10 O'Clock a. m, of
Aid day, at the Court Room of said Court, at
Elk Point iH the County of Union, has been
appointed as the time and place for proving
the will OF said Lester Wakeman. deceased.
and for hearing the application of Frank
Wakeman and ID. X. Bennett for the issuance
to them of Letters Testamentary, when and
where any person interested may appear
and contest the same.
Dated at Elk Point, y. d., May Is, 1908.
JEROME MANGAE
Attest; Judge of the County Court,
GEO. G. KIMMEL
ISeall Clerk sw
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
A Pity to Destroy 1t.

II suppose you think you could run
the government better than we dor
said the statesman
II do" said the energetic citizen.
"And l do not doubt you are happy
and hopeful in that belief"
Il am"
''It Is a beautiful state of mind. 1t
would be pity to destroy it by allow
Ing you to be elected to office. Wash
tnotnn Star
Friend-Can't you give me tip on
stocksf Broker-Yes, but in considera-
ton of our long friendship I won't
Town and Country.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

"Health Coffee" is really the closest
Coffee Imitation ever yet produced.
This clever Coffee Substitute was re-
Gently produ ced by Dr.. Shoop of Racine,
Wis. Not grain of real Coffee 10 it
either. DR.. Shops Health Coffee is
made from pure toasted grains, with
malt, nuts, etc. Really it would fool
An expert-who might drink 1T for
Coffee. No 20 or 80 minutes tedious
boiling. Made in minute" SAYS the
doctor. Sold by Ringsrud Mercan-
lie Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
Notice To Our Custom ers

We are pleased 10 announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affected
by the National Pure Food and Drug
law, as it contains 90 opiates or other
harmful drug, and we recommend it as
"A safe remedy for children and adults.
Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
The World 5 Best Climate

Is not entirely free from disease. On
the high elevations fevers prevail
while ON the lower levels malaria is en-
countered to a greater or less extent,
according to altitude. To overcome
climate affections, lassitude, malaria,
iaundice, biliousness, fever and ague,
and general debility, the most effective
remedy is Electric Bitters, the great
Alternative and bloodpurifier: the
antidote for every form of bodily
weakness, nervousness, aud insomnia.
Sold under guarantee at Pioneer drug
store. Price so cents.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
SHERiFE'S SALE
(First publication May 14l


NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN that, by vir
tue OF an execution issued out of the office of
the Clerk of Courts OF Union County, South
Dakota, dated May 8. 1908, attested in the name
OF the Judge of said Court, sealed with the
seal thereof and signed by the said clerk, to me
directed, upon a judgment rendered in said
Court on April 6, 1908, in an action wherein p.
U. Bernard S. Chcoine, F. l.. Lambert ana j.
l.. Lambert were plaintiffs and j. Ii Quinn
was defendant In the sum of S263 go with in
terest from April g. 1903, | have seized and
levied upon the following described property,
situated in said county of Union and State of
South Dakota, as property belonging to said
defendant said property being the same as
heretofore seized and held by me under and by
virtue Of a warrant of attachment issued in
said action, to.wit: all the right, title, share
and interest of the defendant, j. IL. Quinn, as
heir at law of James G. Quinn, deceased in and
to the South Half of the Northwest quarter of
the Northwest quarter of Section q in Town
ship 80. North of Range 40, and also in the
West Half of the Southwest quarter of Section
SIS, in Township 80, North, of Range 40, and all
Interest which the said defendant had in said
property on the 9Th day of February, 1908, and
that will sell such interest. or so much there
OF as will be necessary, to the highest bidder
FOR cash. at the hour of ten O'Clock a. NJ, on
Wednesday June "a. 1908, at the front door OF
the Court House at Elk Point. South Dakota,
to satisfy said judgment, with interest to
date of sale and accruing costs OF sale.
Dated, this 18th day of May, 1908,
h. Z. SHERMAN,
5w Sheriff of Union County, S. u
ERICSSON g. STICKNEY
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

ut says here" remarked lady who
was perusing popular journal to her
husband, that widows make the best
wives
Probably so,"f was the reply, "but
you can hardly expect me to die just
for the sake Of making good wife Of
kansas City Independent.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
A TennYson Story.

The poet Tennyson's sympathy with
animals is shown by wee story told
In his Memoir"
A beautiful setter was given him. AT
midnight it suddenly struck him that
the new dog might feel hungry and
lonely, SO he went downstairs and
stole a chicken for Dear Old Don"
Great was the CONSERVATION In the
kitchen next morning as to what had
become Of the chicken.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
A CaIiforuian's Luck

The luckiest day of my life was
when | bought a box of Bucklen's
Arnica Salvf )" write Charles F. Budahn,
of Tracy, California. Two % cent
boxes cured me of an annoying
case of itching piles, which had troub-
led me for years aud that yielded to no
other treatment Sold under guar
antee at Pioneer drug store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Teacher--The trunk ts the middle
part OF the body. Freddie-Say, ma'am,
you ought to go to the circus and see
the Acknowledgements Weekly.
1t Is said to be q rather curious CIR
cumstance that some of the most I'm
portant inventions have been made by
tunaticR
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
Valued Sam as Gold

B. G. Stewart, merchant of Cedar
View, Miss, says Il tell my customers
when they buy box OF DR.. Kings
Neville Pills they get the worth OF
with that much gold in weight, if Attic
ted constipation, malaria or bilious
ness" Sold under guarantee at Pioneer
drug store. % cents.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
Little Willie-Say, pa, why Is It that
poets usually have long hair? Pa
1t costs money to get ones hair cut,
my son.

Don't cough your head off when you
can get guaranteed remedy in Bees
Laxative Cough Syrup. 1t is especially
recommended for child en-, as it's pleas
aut to take, is a gentle laxative thus
expelling the phlegm from the system.
For, coughs, colds, Group, whooping-
cough hoarseness and all bronchial.
trouble Guaranteed. Sold by Pioneer
Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Weak women should read my Book
No. For Women 1t was written
expressly for women who are not well.
The Book No. tells OF DIR. Shoop S
Night Cure" aud just how these
soothing. healing, antlseptlc sup
positories can be successfully applied.
The book, and strictly confidential
medical advice, is entirely free. Write
DIR. Shoop, Racine, Wis. The N igbt
Cure is sold by All Dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Your husband is still very fond OF
horses" said the woman who disap-
proves of betting.
Yes answered Mrs. Torkins.
well. it's nothing to his credit"
II don't know about that 1t shows
he has very forgiying disposition.
Washington Star
The most exclusive organization Of
the sort Is the Jockey club Of England.
This club has only seventy members,
including the king.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

In a certain town In Indiana man
brought suit against hardware COM
pany for $4,000 damages. He claimed
that rope that he had bought to com
nit suicide with broke and thus foiled
his plans. After the rope broke, he
said, he could not get up courage
enough to try 1T over.-Judge.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

why don't we take an express
train?' asked the sweet young thing
Of her escort ut a subway station.
This isns an express station" ex.
planned her escort kindly.
How tiresomer' exclaimed the 8.
=, t. They ought to have express
trains at every stationr New York
Press
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
Notice to Creditors
First Publication April 80. 1898
STATE OF souTHDAKorA,

STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA,
fsS
COUNTY OF UNION,
In County Court within and for said County
In the Matter of the Estate OF Thomas
Robins on, deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned,
Executor OF the Last win and Testament OF
: Omas Robinson. deceased, to the creditor Of
AID ali persons having claims against the said
ceased TO exhibit them with the necessary
N"uch ers, within six months after the first publ
o.lIon OF this notice. TO the said Executor, at
the office of Ericsson & stickney, in the County
OF Union, State of South Dakota
Dated at Elk Point, 5. d.. this the 18th day OF
April, 1908.
BOYSON ROSS
Executor Of the Last Will and Testament OF
Thomas Robinson. deceased. 4w
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

80 Days Trial 81 90 is the offer on
Pineules Relieves Back-ache, Weak
Back, Lame Back Rheumatic pains
Best on sale for Kidneys, Bladder and
Blood Good for young and old
Satisfaction guaranteed or money
refunded. Sold by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Ifyou have pains in the back, Uri-
nary, Bladder or Kidney trouble, and
want certain, pleasant herb cure
for woman's i'll, try Mother Gray's
Australian-Leaf. 1t is safe and
never-failing regulator. AT Druggists
or by mail so cents. Sample pack age,
FREE. Address, The Mother Gray Co.,
Leroy, N. Y,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

80 Days Trial 81 90 is the offer on
Pineules. Relieves Back-ache, Weak
Back, Lame Back, Rhuematic pains.
Best on sale for Kidneys, Bladder and
Blood. Good for young and old Satisfac-
ton guaranteed or money refunded.
Sold by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup is best
for women and children It's mild
action and pleasant taste makes it pref
cradle to violent purgatives, sach as
pills, tablets, etc. Get the booklet and
a sample of Orino at Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Dyspepsia is Americas curse. Bur
dock Blood Bitters conquers dyspepsia
every time. 1t drives out impurities,
tones the stomach, restores perfect di-
gestion normal weight, and good health.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Marian Pile Remedy comes ready
to use in cola BILE tube, with nozzle,
One application soothes add heals,
reduces Inflammation and relieves
soreness and itching. Price SO cents.
Sold by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

A lazy liver leads to chronic dys-
pepsia and cons tipation-weaken the
whole system. Deans Reguletst25 cents
per box) correct the liver, tone the
stomach, cure constipation.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21
A Certain Cure for Aching Feet

Shake your shoes Aliens Foot-Ease,
powder. 1t cures Tired, Aching,
Callous, Sweating, Swollen feet Al
all Druggists Sand Shoes Stores, 25
cents. Sample FREE. Address, Allen
S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Itching. bleeding, protruding or
blind piles yield TO Doan's Ointment.
Chronic cases soon relieved, finally
cured. Druggists all sell it.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Here comes the Sprifg Winds to
chap, tan and freckle. Use Pinesalye
Carbolizsd, Acts like pouitice) for
cuts, sores, burns, chapped skin. Sold
by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Cures baby's Group, Willie's daily
cuts ard bruises, mama's sore throat,
gra ndma's lAmeness-Dr. Thomas
Eclectric Oil-the great household
remedy.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

a London fog absorbs IL per cent of
tne rays from an ordinary gas lamp
ana Il per cent OF those from q lamp
with an incandescent manila
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

ManZan Pile Remedy, Price SO cents.
is guaranteed. Put up ready to use.
One application prompt relief to any
form OF piles. Soothes and heals. Sold
by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

A complete tour through all the
rooms or apartments of the royal pal
ace near Madrid involves a 12O mile
trip, covering six days time.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

He-So they got married and went
OF In their new motor car. Shc--And
where did they spend their honey
moonf Hem the hospital
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

There are many districts throughout
China where labor is so cheap that
there is no coin small enough to pay
for a days work.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Benevolent Old Gentleman.-My man,
are you looking for work?
Tramp-Not If | can find anything
else to do--Pathfinder.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

A Russian Is not Of age until he ia
twenty-six years old. Until that time
at least four-fifths Of his earnings must
60 to his parents.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

"Gerty says she's twenty-eight. DC
you believe that?" Sure do. To my
certain knowledge she was all Of that
ten years ago.v-Baltimore American
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

John. do you love mep
Eyes"
"Do You adore me?''
Il s'pose
'Will YOU always lore me?"
Aee-i look here, woman. what have
you gone and ordered sent home now r.
Louisville Gourier-Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Wanted.-A courageous waiter He
Will often be called on to get the Gus
toners night keys from home-Flie-.
Rende Batter.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

The man who knows nothing outside
Of his own business may have good
income. but he Is mighty uninterestinx
Chicago Record Herald
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

First Disputant-Then I'm a liar?
Second Ditto-On the contrary, nv
dear fellow, you have just spoken the
truth.-Tit- Bits.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

Locusts are mentioned as one OF the
plaques Of Egypt brought upon the
land o. the pharaohs by Moses sno
Aaron in 1491 B. 9.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

"Mulrooney, wud yez like a drink"
Thanks, Casey. l wud."
$50 wud l."
Then the battle began.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-05-21

The people of India are the most
prone to litigation Of any people on the
globe. There are 100000 lawsuits
every year