The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-07-03

nearly always the shallow
est of sophists. There is
usually little to be gained
in what he says, but, to the
Eroundlings." there is a deep sig
nifcance in the way he says
but. to the groundllngs," there is
deep significance in the way he says
1t. We had orators in the ward and
In the city, the common, native gar
den variety of wind TANNERS" and
the exotic, Or imported variety of
"jaw-smiths." Oratory at its best is
rather lost art and the political ora
tor is good example of lost artist.
We never expected to influence voting
In the ward on account of speech-mak-
ing. The Republicans went to Repub-
lican meetings and the Democrats
went to Democratic gatherings, and
the applause that the speakers re-
ceived was simply the Jolly" that
their own crowd was handing them,
and there you had it.
Occasionally man might drift in
where some really witty and able
talker was rousting out the "chin-mu-
sic" and be impressed little, but af-
ter he had gone home and slept over
it, and appeared at the polls, he would
get the same old ticket and vote it in
the same old way l heard the orators
n an early day who were orators, but
did not hear them in the political cam
paigns. Bob" Ingersoll and Emory
Storrs were orators the like of whom
I shall hardly hear again, but it was
not for me to be dazzled by the gilt
tering generalities or clumsy platf-
tudes of these "silver-tongued' orators
of the hustings, no matter whether
they were of my own party or not
liked a good, sensible talk, but the
average line of bunk" handed out by
the ground and lofty tumblers of the
city campaigns was something to
make man laugh.
And yet the custom had grown so
strong that nothing could apparently
stop it. There was always the COM
mittee on halls. and the committee on
speakers, and there was racing and
chasing Of cabs and a mounting of
platforms by anxious candidates, and
great desire to present to the citi-
zens the tissues of the day" and So
Hcit their suffrages on election day.
And who attended these meetings?
Why, mainly, the boys" The pre-
cinct captains, the members Of the
ward clubs. the hangers-on that only
knew Andrew Jackson as the name of
q cigar, the men on the pipe-extension
gangs, the ward superintendent, the
men down in the city hall, the sewer
diggers, laborers, ETC., who are work
ing for the city, and the payroll bri-
gade" in general.
And where was the private citizen?
Why, he was at home, reading the
Vyening paper playing with the cat,
wing a quiet little game Of ''cinch"
az ten cents a corner" five cents
a "set-up" and Tommy around to the
Dutchman's with the big white pitcher.
Much he cared for oratory. If he got
a letter fri the managers Of the cam
paign, or maybe letter from may
orally candidate, he opened it and
read it, and possibly speculated lit
tie as to the truth Of it, but, as rule,
he did not bother himself much as to
the meetings.
There was an exception to this,
however, when the candidate for al
derman or the candidate for mayor
appeared in a ward. Then the citizens
generally went to the meetings. But
not to hear what were glibly termed
Issues discussed. But to look at the
candidate, size him up and see wheth-
er they liked him, and if he looked
like a man who could fill the job.
They didn't care for his "oratory," un-
less he could tell them a good story,
or roast" the opposition candidates
wittily, and then he was indeed
"star."
The appearance of the may
orally candidate was, of course,
the great event of a ward
campaign, and filled the halls
to overhowing Boys and women in
the galleries. and even the aisles
jammed. Perhaps some SILVER
tongue" would be making the welkin
ring with a passionate declamatory
burst about "the thirteen struggling
colonies" these are the times that
try mems SOULS" when in the course
Of >, human events" or some other
H." borrowed from a school history,
ar pamphlet or the declaration of
Independence, when all at once there