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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-03

AUCTION SALE OF THOSE BAY WIN
DOW PRESSED BRICK Dwell
L1NGS. NOS. SOB AND sos 1-2 NORTH
SIXTH STREET.
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SPECIAL OFFERING OF HAND
SOME GOODS.-Solid Brass Beds.
Leather Library Suit and Massive
Leather Rockers, Handsome CHARTERED
Oak Bookcase and Secretary, Beautiful
Parlor Suits, very Handsome Polished
Walnut and CHARTERED Oak Chamber
Suits, Fine Oak China Closets. High
Grade Mattings and O!lcloth, new Felt
Mattresses, Fine Wardrobcs, Handsome
Bullets. Good Dining Tables, very Fine
Couches, Lace Curtains, very Fine
Glass Front Alaska Refrigerating But
ter Box and large quantity of cheap
and medium furniture of all kinds.
Ladies' invited TO attend our sales.
THE VALENTINE AUCTION CO.
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certify that the bend required by
the above decree has been given, Given
under my hand this LIST day OF May,
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BY Edward s. Rose Company,
Real Estate Auctioncers.
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By Virginia Auction Co.. 49,
SOS Fest Broad Street. Phone 1851.
IRON SAFE NEW MATING. BRASS
BEDS. FURNITURE. UPRIGHT
PIANO, ETC.
We will sell

we VIII sell
MORROW (MONDAY),
at ,1o:3o A. NJ, on our sales floor, sos
East Broad Street, one Combination
Lock Iron Safe. weight, 1000 pounds;
10 rolls high grade China Mating. an
excellent collection of Brass and Iron
Beds. highly polished Chartered Oak
Bureaus and Stands. Up-to-date Oak
Bedroom Suits. Oak, Walnut and Rose
wood Wardrobes Combination BOOK
case and Desk combined. deboards.
China Closet. Extension Tables. Chairs,
Oilcloth, Linoleum. Rugs. Druggets,
Oak and other Hall Racks, Refrige-
rators, Ice Boxes. Kitchen Furnishings,
Cameron Steel Range, with reservoir.
etc.
Ladies' invited.
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In execution Of a decree OF the Law
and Equity Court Of the city OF Rich
of o. g. and j. Harvey MCGEE, part
ners, &C., who sue, vs.. Pollard Morris
Co.. lnc... ct ais, the undersigned, special
commissioners. will sell by auction on
p. NJ. on
WEDNESDAY. MAY 6. 1905,
all OF the machinery. fixtures, supplies
and personal property located at Nos.
23l0 and 1912 East Main street. and
Nos. and North Twenty third Street.
AND ON THE SAME DAY AT s:sop. NJ.
we Will sell the following real estate:
!. Large two-story brick building.
and North Twenty-thir street; lot
2. Brick dwelling adjoining the
above on the north, No. I North Twen-
rooms: lot 32xss feet.
TERMS: AS to machinery and per-
sonal property. cash.
b, Tepms a.. as TO real estate Ia cash;
months. from date OF sale. with inter-
cash. at option Of purchaser.
R RzSR}d Ahz 4 S %EEHR:
WIN. A. MoNcURE,
Special Commissioners.
VALENTINE AUCTION CO. will CON-
duct sale as to machinery.
!. ?. p: Winston. clerk Of said court.
certify that the bond required Of tho
special commissioners by the decree
in said cause OF April 20. 1908. mas been
duly given.
Given under my hand this soth day
p p WINSTON
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BY Virginia Auction Co.,
sos Fest Broad Street Phone 1851.
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THE VALENTINE AUCTION CO.,
Auctioncers
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BETWEEN GROVE AVENUE AND
HANOVER STREET AND ON SYCA-
MORE STREET. BETWEEN GROVE
AND FLOYD AVENUES.
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VIM. A. MONCCRE,
Special Commissioners.
VALENTINE AUCTION co. will con-
duet sale as to machinery.
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Real estate for Rent.

-S-~~O~--~-O~~-~~-~.--~~
FOR RENT.
Modern 5-room Flat at No. 25oe Ivy
DOUGLAS r. TAYLOR,
HOAX East Main.
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gurtinlt SALES H(onDap.
A. r.. Mayo, Auctioneer.
A. p Montgomery. Salesman.
hold Effects

hairs. Secretary. Handsome Rose.
i Wardrobe; Antique Parlor Chairs
match; Square Piano, Bookcases
tor. a large lot of Bed and Table
Rugs. Druggets. Carpets, Curtains
articles.
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I. P. P. Winston. clerk OF said court,
certify that the bond required OF tho
special commissioners by the decree
In said cause OF April 20. 1908. has been
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

TIE sorlhy burgheEs q the German
toun II Charlottenburg we're pr IL an
ertrzca8lnarg plight The other day by
one rbeura and unrsckonsd little rat
chsr.o-enb1rz was having gay night
Al cafes and hotels and theaters after
4 festival when suddenly the lights al
over town Rent out The greatest con
fusion prevailed in the restaurants
and beer gardens and IL private resi-
dences. The failure Of the lights is
NOT such al uncommon thing any
where bit this occurrence vas myE
terious 70 the electric lighting com
pany for many hours until they dis
covered that a rat had jumped down
among The bus bars at the DoEer sta,
ton and its body had upset the en-.
tire mode Of electrical transmission.
When the rat vas removed. Chariot
tenbnrg again saw light enough 70 use
the finger bowls
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

According 70 A. Maliock. bsfors
hsaTisr-thzn-ai- flying machines can
become popular. some uethp1 o. al
tomatcziiy balancing thsn-that Is.
keeping then q Al even kss.~uust
Be devised. Z tie fsE practical ~
chimes ucv hu.lt the balancing has %
be done b. The operator, and. While
the ability 70 CO this could PROBABLY
Be gained ~ most perBonz. 4 they
had opportunity for prsetics when
young. the great diEculty WITH such
schooling must always b that sr &C.
cidsnt usually puts az end % ne les.
sc1s b. putting 60 end 70 the scholar
Mr Nallock suggests that AZ auto
matte baianeeF might be devised b.
the use q pend1lums. one with 8
very long and the other very short
period.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

Don't look upon the bull as an
enemy and carry a club OF pitchfork
every tine you 90 near him. His dis
position towards you win be Just what
you make it yourself Treat him
kindly but with drmness He Is sure
70 remember any kindness and sureT
to remember any meauness that you
may do 70 him and VIII watch bis
chance 70 GEL even with you ALLOW
him but one service and then lead
him 70 ais stall and be viii soon learn
what Is wanted Of him and VII readi-
" take up with the program. Well
managed and properly fed be viii
live % be eight or ten years old and
get good calves. A weil-eaFed Tor
bun instead Of being q nuisance and
disgrace win be an object Of admira,
tlon and 8 credit TO your herd and
farm.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

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singular hzgpezings f. NsE Tsrk-
ss5e y-e zk7 hzs lTst IL Eks Esi-epo
Hs zzny ysz-s tzt nothing zaEs
singllzr thza ny experience a II
1srzl last wsek
II vas II : zig 9ztlouss After rs
service 7 hssr1 scream "a a. Il
5oinlrg zpzrtEsnt I ssarre1 lztet
that nsrTozs won1n us having =
tooth pulled That Tss god Eizap
Tor one for
AZ ne passed % he foo- below
heard & Eouu singing zas n
formed thai i was her hour for taxing
q music isss9l
Across tha hEn an afternoon rscep
ton was under fur EFirg Ths II
Tited guests we're arriving
When re got 70 the hrst hoor !
bridal couple we're Just coming o1t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

Doctor johnson expressed bis sur
Prise that the inventor of apectacles
had not found sny biographer to cele
brafe bis achievement i is known
thaf 4 monk named Rivaito. IL a ser.
mon preached a. Florence IN 1905,
raid spectacies had been known about
% years. This would hx the ume Of
thelr Introduction al 1885.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

Il Is reported in the newspapers
that the French electrical engineer
Lemoine. charged With having swim
died sir julius Wernher Of more than
100000 Is selling an alleged inven-
ton for making diamonds artineiaIlT,
has failed to prove % the court that
bis method is feasible. The iuFestiga-
tl0n. Il Is said. showed that IL was
impossible 10 make gems Of the aze
that be claimed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

Alexander he Great had Just sub
6ued BucenhalHs
Anybody can bust q broneho. he
said. but II takes a mar 70 put the
snames OF a big f0ur-ieggsd devil Ike
this one
Being shrsT1, polite fellows the
cowboys Of thar age allowed the I'm
preston 70 60 oHt that they we're
AFRAID 20 try % ride the savage beast
and TIE sutssrVieut historians has
tened 70 confirm that impression
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

R1m11d va June lg-Repeal q
the present party lsE VII b one Of
-ts Issues . bs threshed O1f in the
democratic sfate convention 4 Roar
oke f0moTTow Z is believed thar the
Denver convention delegation to b ss-
"a VIII 81 favorable 10 BFFan.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

Bozeman. mont June 19.-Nith sls
5eleztas u attendance. the democratic
state Convention was caller 70 order
here To-Day and viii select six dele
gates Is represent Montana II the
Denver convention The delegafion
SID almost certainly BE- pledged 70
support brgan
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

Thsrs are many valuable woods in
Colombia. Where required. they are
used locally. but difloultiss Of trans
port and the phenomenal weight Of
soms q the most useful kinds g
ruayacan and diomate-almoas pre-
eisas sx1ofs 70 other eourtflas-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

Il is stated that Chinese officials are
10 be sent 70 India to see how the
salt trade Is handled IN that country,
with the idea Of adopting similar regu
larlons for China
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

The police department Of Canton.
China. has issued a proclamation for.
bidding the sale Of the heah q dogs
anH eafa "a foad
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-10

" A#4- & AgNy-~ 4
4 Dsrce of pleasure ard P-sat
e tae Merchant and tie pride q
satisfied CONSUMERS.
Highest qualities, sl~ays safsrn.
Popalar prices alvaYi rsaasnabls.
al ABSOLUTE guarantee ot
pesfea Satisfaction g7e WITH
every Sale from producers 70 Mer-
chant and from Msfchaat 70 Coz
sumsr
R.usn5.r Chickssha Grocers
gst aE=w state ana 'Louis
gso5s irsz Ch.-kasaa EzTsaissslsrs.
SD iasszgzozt or EsF STATE
exz.vz.y 5g
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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-12-26
Thursday to spend Christmas.

Thursday to spend Christmas.
2. E. Hayden went to Spokane
Thursday to spend a few days with
relatives.
Mrs. ]. N. Taylor went to Monitor
Thursday to spend Christmas with
Mrs. W. O. Barr.
Arthur Fisher came up from Sno-
homish Thursday to spend a few
days with his parents, Mr. and Mrs.
A. D. Fisher.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. NJ Wetherald and
son went to Malaga yesterday and
took dinner with Harry Neher and
family.
E. Carey came up from Cash
mere Thursday and spent Christmas
with his wife at the Great Northern
Hotel.
Miss Cora Pace of Seattle is the
guest of Miss Lula Bigelow
Mr.. and Mrs. Hickman of Cash
mere spent Christmas with Mr.. and
Mrs. D. R. Bray.
Warren Slabaugh returned from
Portland Thursday He had been
there month attending Bible meet
ings.
Miss Mabel Fairbanks, a teacher
in the Cashmere schools, is a guest
of w. w. Wenner and family.
Miss Stella Sandgren of Cashmere
is visiting friends here.
Harry Peters, brothers of Ian Pc
tiers, who has been visiting here for
a month, left Wednesday night for
an extended trip through the south.
He will return to his former home at
Cando, N D., in the spring.
Mr.. and Mrs H. c. Corey went to
Seattle today. They had been here
several days visiting their brother, ].
L. Corey. Mr. and Mrs. Corey are
making a tour of the west.
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HAPPENINGS Of OUR CITY

Mr.. and Mrs. Walter E. Olive re-
turned to Spokane Thursday after
visiting here for several days.
Ed. L. Cooper came home from
Seattle Thursday, to spend Christ
mas with his mother, Mrs. S. D.
Griffith.
Miss Bessie Jennings, who had
been visiting in Seattle for two weeks
returned home Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs. ]. N. Foote and D. NJ
Russell returned to their home in
Moses Coulee yesterday after spend
ing several days with friends here
Misses Rosie and Carrie Dormaier
went to their home in Quincy Thurs
day to spend Christmas with their
parents
G. H. Cotton and daughters of
Seattle. are visiting Miss Cora Col
ton over the holidays. Mr.. Cotton
is brother of Miss Cotton.
Several thousand dollars to loan
on approved city and farm security.
J. A. Gelfatly.""'
|
and Earl Thompson were entertained
at dinner yesterday by w. w. Wen
ner and family
Frank Palmer and family of Cash
mere, visited and ate dinner with
their parents, Judge Palmer and
family, yesterday.
Roy Dougherty went to Eastern
Oregon yesterday to visit relatives
for two weeks.
Miss Lillian Vaughn went to Spok-
ane to spend the holidays with
friends.
L. D. Clark and wife and Mrs. M.
M. Chance and daughters, all of Spo-
kane, visited over Christmas in our
city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Haskins of AL
mira, Wash, spent Christmas here.
Louis Mullerleile and wife of Cash
mere were business callers here yes
terday.
A. c. Huff, of Cashmere, spent
Christmas with the Withstand family.
l.. F. Long and wife of Rosalia
were Wenatchee visitors over Christ
mas
E. P. Fuellen and daughters OF
Waterville, were in the city yester-
day.
J. Echenrode went to Spokane yes.
terday to spend few days with rel
atives.
Hugh Minis, who has been work
ing here for two months on a G. N
switch engine, went to Spokane to
make that place his home Thursday
Miss Lulu Shepard came from Sc
attic Thursday to spend the holi-
days with her brother. A. v. Shepard
Miss Myrtle Spangle went to Spo-
kane Thursday to spend two weeks
there with relatives.
Miss HI. Snow went to Spokane
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Mrs. Dorna Smith came Thursday
from Seattle to spend the holidays
with her friend, Mrs j. A. Charlton.
G. F. Darland, Of Oklahoma, is
looking over our town and surround
ing country.
NJ. o. Tibb1Is, of this city will go
east in few days to attend meeting
of the apple dealers to be held in ST.
Paul.
Capt. c. E. Hanson, in charge of
the government work on the Column
bia river, is spending couple of days
in the city.
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Presbyterian Church.

Services will be held in the Pres
byterian church tomorrow as fol-
lows: Sunday school 10 a. M; morn
ing service, II a. M; Y. P. s. G. C.,
t.s" p. m; evening service, 7.30
p. N. Rev. VIM. Kirkhope will
preach morning and evening. Morn
lag subject, Thoughts Which the
Close of the Veal Suggests" Eve
ling sermon, "a Question From the
Master"
AS Hr Stevenson comes next weak
this will be the last opportunity for
some time 10 hear Rev. Kirkhope.
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PUBLIC DANCE,

Neal N. Hardesty desires to an
nounce a dance to be given tonight
from $3.50 to IL at Eagle Hall under
the auspices of the Wenatchee Dane
ing Academy. Admission, SO cents.
Merritt's orchestra in attendance. SO
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BUT FEW CHRISTMAS DRINKS.

Judge Palmer had no unusual bust
ness in his court as a result of the
holiday season. Two lone DRINKS ap-
peared before him yesterday morn
ing and one was brought in this
morning. There were no fights and
nothing to disturb the serenity of the
Christmas time.
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Methodist Church.

Preaching at l. a. m. and 1880 D.
M, morning subject, "The Eleventh
Hour" A sermon for the suitable
closing of the old year. In the eve
ming will be a subject for the open
ing Of the new year, First Things"
Sunday school at 10 a. M, Junior
League at $50 p. m. All are invit-
ed. H L. Beightol, pastor.
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First Baptist Church.

Bible School 10 a. ~, morning
sermon II a. M, topic, How God
Leads Men," B. Y. P. u, $50 p. m.
Evening sermon, 1880 p. M, topic,
'sThe New Life" A welcome for all
at these services. E. o. Jessup. pas
tor.
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liberal reward will be paid for the
recovery of two parrots lost yester-
day. They were of dove color.
with pink breast and pink heads.
They escaped from the Olympia
Hotel yesterday. 1926
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THE LADY who took the wrong fur
at Mrs. J. H. Miller's party some
few weeks ago, kindly notify Mrs.
E. H. Preece. 1890
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TOO LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION.

FOR SALE-Good rubber tired
buggy; almost new; for sale cheap
if taken at once. Inquire Harlin' s
Market.
The Columbus journal., 1908-02-26
Due Process Of Law.

At the time Of the famous Eastman
trial in Cambridge. Mass, two Irish
men. standing O q street corner,
overheard discussing the trial. One
Of them was trying to enlighten the
other concerning a jury.
"Bedad!" he explained. You're Ar
risted. Thin II ye gets tn shmartest
lawyer, we're innocint; but IL tn other
man gets tn best lawyer, ye're guilty"
Life.
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kennison Gets New Trial.

Ernest s. Kennison, who shot and
killed Sam Cox In the town Of Mine
tare. SCOTS Blur county and who
was sentenced to the p~enitentiary for
twenty-four years. has obtained . re
versal Of the judgment in the supreme
court because Of erroneous instruc.
tons Of the trial court. Judge Grimes
Of the lower court instructed that
malice is presumed from the . Of
deadly weapons. The supreme court
held this error and that malice could
not be presumed. The lower court
gave an instruction on granddaughter.
which in substance shifted the burden
of proof from the state to the defen-
dant. The court held this was error
and that the burden never shifted
from the state. The court holds an
instruction which assumes the crime
to be murder In the second degree Is
erroneous since it is for the jury to
determine from all the evidence the
intent with which the shooting was
done. Cox was formerly a well known
newspaper man In. Lincoln and at the
time of mis- death he was q publisher
Of a newspaper at Miniature. Kennison
was a hotel keeper. The two quar-
relied and fought and in the fight Cox
vas shot to death.
The Columbus journal., 1908-02-26
n Particulars.

As an example OF what men in the
railroad business have to endure. a
conductor on the Seaboard Air Line
relates that while he a passing
through a coach a few days ago a
young woman stopped him and asked
how far they were from Weldon. He
replied that they were about S. miles
from Weldon. She then asked: This
side or the other side?"
The Columbus journal., 1908-02-26
IMPORTANT " r U

The annual profits Of Monte Carlo
amount to $5.O00.O 00.
France makes $50, 000. 900 from its
tobacco crop. Smoke up.
India is no place for s. Weller, Jr.
There are 26. 1000, 900 widows there.
In New York city 36 per cent OF the
male population wear boards. Next!
In three baked bananas there Ii n
much nourishment ~ In Is pounds Of
bread.
Only one person In q thousand lives
TO be 100 years old. Not that 1t mat
tiers to us.
The Columbus journal., 1908-02-26
MeDIrATIoNs OF A sPiNsTER

A breach OF promise suit may be
bad. but the same girl as q wife would
be worse.
1t takes a real homely girl to be-
lieve that the reason why more men
do not propose to her is because she
won't allow them to get to that point.
Most marvellous of all his accom-
pl;shments is the way that the deepest
dyed man never looks guilty. but as
innocent as a lamb.
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WITH THE sAcEs.

What do We live for. II It Is not to
make life less dinicult to each 0ther?-
George Eliot.
The fruit derived from honest labor
is the sweetest Of all pleasures
Vauvenargues.
A fault which humbles n Is Of more
use than . good action which pufs US
up with pride.-B0vee.
The active only have the true relish
Of life. He who knows not what 1t II
to labor. nows not what 1t ID to en-
j0y.-Jay.
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why don't you make some arrange
ments for the distribution Of your
great wealth." said the socialist.
Il see no necessity for that" an
swered the magnate. 1T is already
distributed in such a mi as to
yield me the largest possible divi-
dends."-Washington Star.
The Columbus journal., 1908-02-26

She-And did my Duckums do . lot
of work-work at the ONCE last night?
He-A-er-yes, dear; In fact, dar-
ling, I was SO much occupied that I
have never known time 60 a quickly
rs It did last night.
She-Yes, dear, didn't It!
land Dickums wasn't out late
againD
The Columbus journal., 1908-02-26
Workinamen's Homes.

The city government Of Milan has
voted to appropriate $1.150.OO0 for the
construction Of further series OF
houses especially built for working
men and their families, and the mu-
nicipal loan ONCE (the city pawn de-
partment) will give 100000 out Of
its profits toward the same purpose.
The Columbus journal., 1908-02-26

Deans Kidney Pills to persons suffer-
ing from kidney disorders. backache.
etc. It II tho best remedy I have
ever known and I win gladly answer
any questions about it."
Sold by al dealers. 50 cents . box.
FogterN ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Columbus journal., 1908-02-26
A Way Out Of . Oifs1eulty.

= way OUT o. = OtSncuJty'
An old highlander. being sent n
day for five yards of satin. forgot his
errand. but, not to be done. said to the
shopman: Can We give me anither
name for the dell (devil) fOrby the
deil?' The shOpman said Satan"
THAT be him." was the answer.
"Whang me of five yards OF him,
white."-Dundee Weekly News.
The Columbus journal., 1908-02-26
As Times Chance.

Politics is getting to be wonderful
ly interesting" said the observer.
YES" answered Senator Sorghum,
lit is mighty interesting. But between
YOU and me. 1t isn't near rs much of
an investment as It used to be-"