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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24

they would in buying anything else,
there would be less prejudice against
the mining industry. The National
Banker is authority for the state
ment that the dividends paid by
gold and silver mines are greater
than the dividends paid by all the
banks in the United States, and tha,
the dividends paid by our copper
mines alone are greater than the
dividends paid by all the railroads
Of the country. Statistics show
that So per cent of all the tonnage
handled by the railroads of the
country is the product of the mines.
True, much money is lost by un.
wise investors who blindly put
their money into any mining propo-
sition because of the desire to spec
ulate, but how will these losses
compare with those in industrial
and railroad stocks, insurance COM
panies and banks in late yearsl
Dun's and Bradstreet's CONNER.
cial agencies are authority for the
statement that IS per cent of all le-
gitimate mining investments fail,
while much greater percentage OF
all commercial investments fail.
Fortunes are made and lost in
speculation on Wall street withou,
the addition to or loss of dollar oI
this worlds wealth, and then
wonder how the losses sustained by
unwise investors in fake mining
stocks compare with the ruin annu-
ally brought to thousands of homes
through playing with loaded dice
In that dollar mill you New Workers
call Wall street, That you are no,
fair minded enough to open your
advertising columns to mining, even
If 1t necessitates some expense and
labor to investigate and eliminate
the propositions not backed or en-
dorsed by reputable people. is to be
wondered at. Sit down and do a
little thinking.
would be glad to have you pub
lish this letter, with your answer,
but II you do, don't butcher it; and
I don't want a years subscription
free, being able to pay for my read
ing matter. The absolutely safe
opportunities for making money in
this state in the cleanest business
on earth are simply marvellous, and
I shall consider myself very well re.
paid II you will publish this letter
in defense Of an industry that is the
backbone of the state OF Nevada
and the nation as we'll. Further. /
will not hide behind initials or a
non de plume. Yours truly,
w. II. PAUL,
General Agent ID. & r. G. X. r.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24
SUMMONS.

In the Circuit Court of the State Of Ore
gon, for the County of Multnomah.
Nettie Fairchild, Plaintiff,
VS..
Ellis G. Fairehild, Defendent.
To Ellis G.. Fairchild, the above. NAM
ed deiendent, in the name of the state OF
Oregon, you are hereby required to ap-
pear and answer the complaint filed T.
gainst you in a owe entitled court and
suit within six weeks from date OF the
hrst publication of this summons, to wit:
from July ~, 1905, and If you fail to so
appear or answer or otherwise plead In
said suit the plaintiff above named will
apply to the above-named court for the
relief demanded in her complaint filed In
the said suit to wit: for decree dissoly-
ing the bonds of matrimony now and
heretofore existing between plaintiff and
and yourself and absolutely diyorcing
plaintiff from you, and for the care and
custody OF the minor child of plaintiff
and yourself, to wit: Edith Fairchild q
daughter, and for other such order aud
further relief as to this court may seem
just and equitable.
This summons is published pursuant
to the order of the Honorable Thomas
O'Day, Judge of the eabove-entitled court,
made IN open court in this cause on
July II, 1905, which order prescribes that
this summons shall be published. in the
ST. Johns Review once each week for the
period OF not less than six weeks. The
hrst publication of this summons was
made on July ~, 1905, and the last pub
ication OF this summons will be ON
August as, 1898.
III. r. Collier
'o-43 Attorney for the plaintiff.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24
FRUIT GROWING.

ihcIo Is no one thing abou' IA,
rtoiaEc city home that win give d
grcater return OF enjoyment or that
wit M conduce TO tho good health
OF the house holder as fruit garden
Tho benefit viii come in two ways
II the gardon Is properly cared for
during the entire year, Really one
can find few kinds OF exercises that
viii Dee more beneficial to the health
than q few moments spent every
morning IN the fruitsarden agitating
the soil about the plants and bushes
II Is inyigorating ana eNhileiating
ouo gets 10 look forward with pleas.
ARE Ia the hour In the garden. Il
does not follow that because IL is a
frait garden. one may not grow some
vegetables therein also Many fruit
SIN admit OF the growing OF early
small vegetables between the rows
and bee allthe better for il. Whom
tnis Ia DONE however there would
BE- an abundance of plant food in the
soil
au, the feature that appeals to
tnesardonor the strongest is the de.
hcloIs fresh fruits and vegetables,
There is none SO good as those taken
flesh from the soil There are no
wllted, shriyollcd, stale fruits. Every
berry, every vegetable is crisp aud
carries an aroma and flavor not pres
ent with the stuff purchased IN the
stalls OF the markets.
Try IL next year, II Is not too
late 10 do something this year even.
Whore you have water for the laSn
a iine bed OF crisp radishes OF let.
tucc may De grown even during this |
warm weather and grown SO quickly |
as 10 surprise you. Now Is
a good timo 10 clear the strawberry |
he'd OF all weeds and by irrlgating
giow an extra large crown for next
season. One can easily double their
crop by little judicious cultivation
and care from now on until winter
In the fall. too. is a good time 10
put out bed of onions for early
green onions. Peas planted late In
he winter will be weeks earlier than
'ou? neighbors' that they plant In
he spring.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24
DISSOLUTION NOTICE

Notice Is hereby siven that the firm
heretofore known as Black a Kerr
budding contractors. Is this day dis
solved by mutual consent. Andy
Kerr continuing the business with j.
X Kerr as senior partner. under the
'irm name OF J. Il. Kerr a Son.
j. II. Black
Andy Kerr
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24
To Water Users.

Water used through hose fol
sprinkling yards or sidewalks OIL
washing porches or windows must
be paid for in advance, aud used
only between the hours of S and
a. m. and S and 9 p. m. 1t must
not be used for sprinkling streets.
Anyone using water contrary to
these rules, or wastefully. will be
shut off without further notice.
ST. Johns Waterworks and Light
ing Co., p. ii. Edlefsen, superin-
tendent.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24

When you wake up with n sad,
brown taste IN your mouth, and you
tired feeling along your spinal col
umn, don't get scared and imagine
that you are oxalurated. It l. just
the same old lazinoss that has been
making life a burden to you.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24
Mandolin and Guitar Lessons.

have organized class of mau-
dohn and guitar pupils in St. Johus
aud can take a few more scholars
on each. Terms reasonable. Sat-
isfaction guaranteed. Best of ref
erences. Dale F. Taylor, at Calef
Bros, House Furnishers. opp. p. o.
3Itf
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24

Something should DO dono about
the FREQ ferry proposition. Il does
notsoem like square deal for n
hundred or more of our representa-.
tive citizens and free holders 10 Sign
petition asking the council To take
steps toward calling "a special election
for the purpose Of establishing free
ferry and then have tho petition put
ON file ana no action taken ON the
same. II the council has no conylc,
tlon In the matter or are afraid Ia oX.
press them, what In tho use OF hayinl
councily II u petition signed by
over a hundred citizens is not worth
acting upon, double the number Of
namos can Just as easily be secured,
Action In this matter ls what is want
ed, Let the question be- decided one
way or another Certainly a free fer
ny ~ thing badly needed. Let MS
have H. gentlemen OF the council.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24

bishop Potter the great Episcopal
divine died on the evening Of the
2ist lie was leader In the work
Of his church for many years. and
was considered authority on all mat
tors pertaining thereto. lie was a
years old at tho time Of his death
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24

General lllumc. the great German
military expert says that anlGuropcan
war would necessarily involve four
at least OF the great powers. aud the
cXpcnfo 10 each of them wouldbo no
loss than $1,000. 900 900 per year In
outlay. TO say nothing OF double that
amount Of loss from the damage to
commerce. llo stated further that
tLo result would be- that the United
Slnlos would be- supreme among the
Lnilonb OF the Garth. There VIII be- u
liyoly tlmo for Uncle sam when the
Blame IN on the heather" We thinl
the good Dutch general In hollcring
before he ~ hurt.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24

Tho Sultan Of Turkey has granted
q constitution TO the people but In
answering the objections Of some of
his advisors he declared IL would be
easy TO annul the constitution when
order was finally restored. This docs
hot sound much better than many OF
the Sultan's promises.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24
FRIDAY, JULY "a, 1908.

iohn Bull is after our meat trusts
by admitting Canadian cattle free TO
England. Don't care cent. Not
stuck on bull bcof anyway,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24

The court OF appeals sot aside the
fine oi S2y,OOO.OOO aud rcmandcd the
Gaze for n new hearing. Il ls much
Us No expected. Two or three mi
l,ny each to the three Judges is
cheaper than 20 millions to the gov.
ornmcnt. Then II saves the dis.
gfa,c Of the fine, which In worth u
lttlc.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24
For Sale

Singer Sewing machine agency
for sale. Inquire Wolcott, the
Rent Man. 34tf
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24

I, +. p. Drinker, cashier of the above
named bank, do solemnly swear that the
above statement is true to the best of my
knowledge and belief.
+. p. Drinker, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 18th day of July, 1905.
w. X. Hall, Notary Public,
Multnomah county, Ore.
Correct-Attest; Henry W. Coe,
c. w. Sherman,
r. NJ. Tuttle,
Directors.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-07-24

In the Circuit Court of the State Of Ore
gon, for the County OF Multnomah.
Nettie Fairchild, Plaintiff,
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19
PROTEMUS.
Cliff Wall is very sick.

Cliff Wall is very sick.
Mr.. Ras Kirk ira nsacted business
here Saturday.
DR.. Cox made business trip 10
Troy Wednesday.
Miss Lilly Mai Hays was here
shopping Wednesday.
James Sanders made a business
trip to Clayton Saturday.
John Lige Cloar, OF Fremont, was
through here Saturday.
Mr.. Press Curry, of Bowling
Green, KY, visited here recently.
Earl lsbell, of Crystal, is visiting
his brother, ia S. Isbell, this week.
Mr.. Claud Grady and sister visit
ed their brother near Troy Sunday.
W. P. Stubblefeld and wife at
tended church at Chapel Hill Sun
day.
Miss Mamie Sanders was the
guest of Mrs. Lizzie Killion Tues
day night.
Annual sale now on at Protemus.
Don't go elsewhere to buy. Come
down here.
]. D. Killion and W. P. Stubble-
field made a business trip to Troy
WEDNESDAY.
Miss Artle Walker, of Possom
Trot, was the guest of Mr.. Verter
Grady Saturday.
Mrs. Arthur Caldwell and Miss
Maggie Hayes visited Mrs. Doll
Garrison Tuesday,
Our Sunday School is progressing
nicely. Everybody cordially United
to attend. Opening song at go.
Mr.. Arnie Gore says that fishing
is fine at Spout Spring; that he
managed to catch sucker feet IS
inches long and it wasn't any day
for fishing either.
Misses Edith and Madge McAnal-
ly and Miss Verta Her, accompa-
MED by Mr.. Jas. Pembleton, were
the guests of Mr.. Vernie Garrison
and sister Sunday.
TPIxTF
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19
JORDAN.

Miss Annie Johnson, of Cayce, is
the guest of Mrs. M. c. Sowell.
The League Sunday night was
led by Mr.. T. H. McMurry and will
be led next Sunday afternoon at 5
o'clock by Miss Minnie Bowen. Ev.
eryone cordially invited.
Miss Willie Belle Mayes, of Union
City, and Misses Bertha and Addie
Browder, of near Fulton, were
guests at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
W. T. Bondurant Sunday.
Miss Margaret VOORHEES,, of Little
Rock, Ark, who has been the guest
of Miss Farrar Mcconnell the past
week, returned Monday to Union
City where she is the guest of her
aunt, Mrs. M. N. Miles.
There was large crowd in attend.
ance at Mt. Zion Sunday, among
whom were Mr.. Elmer Threlkeld
and Miss Lucy Rice, Misses Matte
May Seay, of near Hickman, Mr..
and Mrs. Harry McMurry, of Union
City, Miss Annie johnson. of
Cayce, and Mr.. Edgar Threlkeld. of
woodland KENTUCKY.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19
CLAYTON.

G. w. Donnell was in Union City
this week.
Miss Pearl Cloar visited Miss Eula
Donnell this week.
]. E. Marshall will spend the sum-
mer in New Mexico.
Rev. Felts filled his regular APP
pointment the second Sunday at
Reelfoot.
Reelfoot church has arranged to
have regular prayer meeting every
Saturday night.
Miss Toula Wheeler, of State
Line, is spending the week with
Miss Eula Donnell.
James Ferguson, of this vicinity,
claims that his wheat crop is total
loss on account of the rain.
]. L. Glover has sold his nice home
at Clayton to A. E. Caldwell, and
the citizens regret to lose a good
nelghbor.
Mrs. ]. e. Marshall has returned
from visit to her father and moth
er, Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Hutchin.
son, near Obion.
M. S. Marshall has not improved
very much. Uncle Nose has the
best wishes OF host of friends that
he may enjoy better health.
WRESTLING BILL.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19

There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together, and
until the last few years supposed to be ncura-
BILE. For great many years doctors pronounced
it local disease and prescribed local remedies.
and by constantly failing to with local treat
ment pronounced it incurable. Science has
proven catarrh to be constitutional disease and
therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Gatarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney & Co., Toledo Ohio. is the only constitu-
tional cure on the market. It is taken internally
in doses from 10 drops to teaspoonful It acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. They offer one hundred dollars for any
case il fails to cure. Send for circulars and tes
moniais.
Address F. J. CHENEY & Co, Toledo, Ohio,
Sold by Druggists. &c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19
TRIXIE,
The Big Head

is of two kinds-conceit and the big
head that comes from sick headache
Does your head ever feel like a gourd
and your brain feel loose and sore?
You can cure it in no time by acting
on your liver with Billiards. Herbine.
Isn't it worth trying for the absolute
and certain relief you'll get. Sold by
Red Cross Drug Store.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19
EBENEZER.

Miss Era Cunningham visited
friends near Protemus Monday.
Mrs. Ernest Sturgis and little
daughter are very sick with fux.
1 Mrs. Roxie Henderson, who has
en- sick for several weeks, is no
liter.
.sisses Lizzie Cashen and Alma
n tl,were guests of Mrs. David
one day last week.
Albert Hayes and Mrs. Har-
INNS were guests of Mrs. Liz
rli1pham Tuesday.
rel oter Reeves is at the bed
" granddaughter, Mrs.
= ubear Protemus.
: cfdce McAnally and lit
liter, Madge, were guests
bloc Garrison Saturday.
I'D Mrs. Robert Glover, of
Irhecsd Joe Glover, of Missouri,
ng Mrs. Fannie Glover.
aes Kate Cunningham a n d
Harrison left Monday to at
ss.he State Institute at Ripley.
at Kirk Brown returned Friday
,ssiesa months visit to his daugh-
nt;t Mrs. Walter Inman, at Min
int p;
cnx1;ss Mamie MCGOWAN returned
1anday from visit to her sister,
RS. Henry Calls, near Pleasant
Hill.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marion Reeves went
to Troy Sunday afternoon to see
their little niece, Opal Dickey, who
is very sick with diphtheria.
The School Board met Thursday
and employed Miss Annie Lou
Reeves, of Rives, to teach the next |
school here. GAYLE.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19
Real Estate Transfers.

Arnold Spencer and wife to Geo.
P. Moody, lot in No. IS, $3.50.
Matte Hopkins to Polite Green,
lot in No. 10, $500.
A. L. Peoples to E. P. Jones, lot
in No. 10, $50.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19

Five cents worth of ice is guar
anteed to keep a North Star refrig-
orator cold for "a hours. - Union
City Hdw. Co. Phone 1914.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19
Wheat Wanted.

We are in the market for wheat.
When ready to sell see us. 12-tf
HoRNER GRAIN g. MILLING Co.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19

MONEY FOUND : Party losing
will please call at this Office and men,
tion amount.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19
NORTHSIDE.

Little B. F. Cloar is on the sick
list.
Miss Tilda Cloyes spent Sunday
with her sister, Mrs. Kelley, at Jor-
dan.
Miss Muller Corum spent Sunday
with Misses Mai and Clara Blud-
worth.
Miss Lula HARRISON was the guest
of the Misses Thomas in the city
Sunday. lr.n,.<
Ed Harry =lter, Eve
Ign, were{T. Perkins was az at-
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19
TROY NEWS.

Miss Lottye Bennett was in Pc
Wednesday.
D. E. Tucker was in Uuion CT
last Thursday.
Davy Bright, of Dyersburg, W.
in Troy last week. 20
Miss Dora Maxwell was in q T III
City last Thursday. ~
Mr.. Ashley Ingram is visiting(
tives in Jackson, Tenn. Q
Mr.. Thos. Pressly,'- 80, ord
tives ;s Brighton ,,o,nad 70 NEE
!. Fpiece t.-a'yoe ehangeo " -.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19

q st Church Sunday
,eeeA .asss,s Bbion, delivered an
able sermon to large and appreci-
atIve audience. MARIA.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1908-06-19

R9d en- d4Io the roll
arrels eAt, .t311DlD
Ihe Tay,lLfolS
fngs hers- 5r SdS ssye In the the
Tncgehtlemen ar s. located in the
and experienced in I'm, on Front street,
they are engaged @ 1e osEd DaeR on Oh
- what is essenti street, located in the main
They will no doubt d. part Of town Apply to ].
business So Ssh in the postofice at Rives,
D rig1for !, for terms. 12-1mo
lou ye H. Steele the old reliable paper
An barSer has returned to Union City,
is This solicits your patronage. Call
Lry tRs-Th. phone J. H. Steele, Brackin
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1908-07-01
They Won the Pool.

1t was certainly reprehensible, though
one cannot but smile at the bold trick
played one night by half a dozen men
i'm Paris. These individuals rang at the
door of a private house. and before the
servant could announce their arrival
the leader had donned an official scarf
and introduced himself as a police com
missioner. seized about $1,000 which
was lying on the table as stakes in a
game of poker, saying he would not
trouble the host and his guests to call
at the Office that evening but would be
obliged If they would do so the next
morning The commissioner" with
his escort. politely departed. When
the players dutifully called at the Of
flee the next day, their visit created
visible surprise. and they learned. to
their disgust. that this police commits
sioner of the night before had tricked
them and their $1,000 had been car
ried off by a gang of thieves. SO much
for playing poker and having an I'M
easy conscience!-BostOn Herald.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1908-07-01
HARMED.

Rev. b. w. Hardin filled his
regular appointment at Ephesus
Sunday.
Mr.. Henry Collinsworth and
family have moved to town.
Miss Ora Black and Mr.. Ransom
Dowell were the guests of Myra
Macy Sunday afternoon.
Berry picking is the order Of
the day.
Messrs w. w. Brookshire, O.
p. Deal and l.. w. Brown, Of
Kingswood, passed through here
Saturday enroute to Louisville to
attend the Sunday School Couven-
ton.
Mr.. Robert Davis, of German
town, called on friends here Sun
day.
Mr.. Robert Weatherford and
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1908-07-01
CATCHING Deer by Hand.

"This red deer" said the keeper
"was caught by hand"
"But red deer is the neetest of the
feet
Fright you are, but this fellow was
caught by hand all the same. 1t is a
feat that is often done in the winter in
the still woods choked with snow
You see a deer and chase It, Getting
confused, it soon deserts the firm deer
paths or runnings, and then it is help.
less. 1t founders terribly, up to its
neck in snow.
you hurry toward it. Harder and
harder it struggles; more and more
tired it becomes In very little while
it is so exhausted that you can go and
take it up as though it were baby
The swift. strong, healthy creature is
as weak and helpless as a babe. New
Orleans Times-Democrat
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1908-07-01
England's Day.

April % is a memorable day in Eng
lish history. To begin with it is the
day dedicated to the patron saint Of
England St George. 1t was through
the crusaders that st. George was
thus selected He was born in Cappa
docio and later his bravery against
the Romans became a military tradi
ton: hence the regard for him on the
part OF the English warriors who en-
gagged In the crusades. On this day
also Shakespeare is reported to have
been born and died, Later in 1861
Charles IL was crowned King on April
% Lastly. Wordsworth died on this
momentous day.-London Standard
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1908-07-01
Animal Life.

The whale leads all animals in poin.
Of longevity. his age being placed con
servatively at 500 to 1000 years The
tortoise comes next. with an age limit
extending from 100 to 200 years The
elephant. the camel the eagle and the
crocodile are each credited with 100
years and upward The carp is an
elusive creature, its age having been
figured at from seventy-fve to l5O
years. Tigers. leopards. iaguars AM
hyenas live some twenty-five years f.
confinement and probably much longe
in the wilderness. Swans. parrots and
ravens live 200 years, peliCans forty to
fifty years. hawks thirty to forty
geese eighty years, monkeys and bah
oons sixteen to eighteen. squirrels and
rabbits seven years. queen bees four
years. working bees six months and
drones four months -Minneapolis Jour.
nal
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1908-07-01
CHENAULT.
Deferred from Last Week.

q. B. Cunningham went to
Louisville Wednesday with nice
lot of hogs.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. G. Brodie
spent last week in Louisville.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. b. Warren
spent Sunday afternoon with Mr..
and Mrs. q. b. Cunningham.
Mrs. j. f. Jarboe and Miss
Annie Manning left Tuesday for
st. Joseph, Daviess county, to at
tend the exercises.
ID. G. Walls, of Hardinsburg,
spent a few days of last week the
guest of Miss Margaret Stallman.
We are sorry Mr.. Walls will not
be with us this winter, but will
teach the fall term at Custer,
which is the second largest school
In the county.
Jim Brodie, who has been the
guest of friends and relatives for
. few days, has returned to Louis
Vile.
Mrs. DR.. Popham, who has been
the guest Of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Bud O'Bryan, near Mooley-
vile, left Saturday for her home
in Union county, accompanied by
her sister, Miss Ruth O'Bryan.
Mrs. Guy E. Burch and chill
dren, of Louisville, who have been
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1908-07-01
An Easy Word.

This is what happened 10 a Glasgow
workingman when he tried to make
his wifes home life happy by reading
the police news to her as contained in
his evening paper In due course he
reached an interesting trial for as
sa1lt, the report of which concluded
as follows:
This case was held over until to-
morrow, as the presiding magistrate
said he found considerable difficulty
in pronouncing sentence"
Dear me-" commented the readers
wife. he Gamma bae been a man O.
muckle edication. surely. or he wadua
haze found any difficulty in pronOuncin
an easy wee word like that,"-Dundee
Advertiser.