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The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
SEATTLE RESULTS.

FIRST RACE-si1 f--lo-zs s. F-znczs. ID
1Ieuloyi. % . Won, Shirley Rusu--s -5 so
-iIiet. &C % l. sec5n5- A6ena- I1l fCcb1-r. o. .
third. Tins I-I- So Calves. O-51sue Ben To
rsto- Gene Russell. Bud Enbr-. a-5 Dicz Wllscn
also
SECOND RACE-Ous Eile zzd a fa-ic-z Ret
Eood Il 10 lRusseIu. % 2 Ucu. Eirs--. 10
walsh % l second Prince Nap Is 5Scovi-lei
. TO l. third Tine. Is -5 Hszsins. Ny B-1-
qze-. Iu7i-rus. Ca-rhsEnian. Sachst. Maud MrJi-.
ard JcTsy Mary also rsn-
THIRD RACE-Six f-rlu--s Fair A-rie g
Resell u l. wc1; Pert g tHs-ls.. 3 20 =
seco2d: Aks-ar-Bcn- Is3 (Scoals. % l. third
Tine l-2 Golden O-1oie. 8iicssia. 3. ~ B-oul.
and Iuclsusu- also
FOURTH RACE -sa fu-icuEs- Fem L. rs
Rss=eII. even wcn; yiipsy kuE. p lCobu--.. I
% . sec1-G. CadicHon q fWIls11i- 3 20 = third
Tr-1e Is IS The Mist ard Pedro also -s1
FIFTH RACE-One nile snd ssTsutv ards Rz-
biuon- rs Mcintyre 20 l. -o1; John L-ls- Is
lVyils1uI. z 10 l. sac1ud. Alma Boy. ct .L--ciI.
20 :. third. Tine. Ia 5S KENT Co-Ehil. B-a-
You're. Miss Himysr. 8Iaztress. Hz--T of ShsnEa-
mere. and CeIeTes also -z1-
SIXTH RACE-Ore nile Pal IL jHar-1sI. %
L vou- John LOWS. % fCoH-r-'. 70 J. seoo1d;
C;lv1rri Bslsrio. IT 0lcIrr-Ts 70 J. third Tine.
Ia Capt Burnett, Tr1uaplaur. and Da-etsstoa
also rs1-
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RECTOR IS PROTESTED.
Committee VIII Pass on Eligibility
of Wen for MetropoIitan Gnmes.

New York. Sept 3.-The championship
committee Of the Metropolitan Association
OF the A A. L. held its meeting yesterday
with the result that five OF the entries
for the track and field meet were held up
pending further explanations as TO the
residential qualifications Of the men
These athletes viii have 10 appear at the
meeting Of the registration committee to-
morrow night. al which they VIII be asked
10 furnish proof of residence
The most notable OF those protested
were James a Rector. the University OF
Virginia sprinter. who was entered by
the New York Athletic Club He holds
Jointly the worlds record Of 10 4-5 sec
onds for the leo meters, and was said 10
have rUn the lG0 yards in - seconds.
Capt = T NaLoney. OF the New York
Athletic Club, stated that Rector resided
In this city at 1s5th street and Broadway,
and Il satisfactory evidence TO that effect
is forthcoming tomorrow night he will
run for the winged foot club W A
Wagner. Of the New York Athletic Club.
formerly of the West Side Y. NJ. c. A..
viii have 20 show his release from the
latter organization ere he can wear the
winged foot.
Three crack entries were shelved be
longing TO the Irish-Arnerican Athletic
Club They were J B Taylor. the col
ored quarter-miIer. formerly Of the Uni
versity Of Pennsylvania He registered
with the Metropolitan Association on June
8, but il is said the four months rule VIII
debar him Lee J. Talbot the Cornell
hammer thrower, whose residence is said
to b. Buffalo. was objected 10 as ineli-
bic 10 represent the Irish club. TaIbotts
home was Kansas City originally Frank
Mount Pleasant. the Indian from Carlisle
school. was entered by the Irish club
His residence Is supposed 10 be on the
reservation near Buffalo. and il this
proves TO be correct he viii bs eligible
10 wear the Irish c0lors-
The track and neld meet entries total
30. and II Is expected that this fixture
al Travers Island on September Z viii be
a great success.
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SHOT IN SELF-DEFENSE.
Philadelphia Man wounds Brother
After Money Quarrel.

Philadelphia, Sept S.-George NJ Spie-
sic. a lumber merchant. with Offices at
Eighteenth street and Sedgley avenue.
shot his brother Henry Spiegle. during a
quarrel in the office about $50 o'clock this
morning The wounded man was taken
to the Samaritan Hospital His condition
Is serious. but not necessarily fatal. for
the bullet passed through the right
shoulder and lodged in the back.
Henry is alleged to have said: IF YOU
don't give NE some money III beat you
over the head This led 70 blows and
finally George shot in self-defense. ac-
cordiag TO the police
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
BANKER THROWN FROM AUTO.
Frank Livingston Underwood and
Woman Companion Badly Cut.

Underwood. banker. railroad builder. and
mining man. Of I15 Broadway. was badly
cut and bruised tonight when his auto
mobile got beyond control Of his chauffeur
and ran down a twelve-foOt embanlsrnent
or Albany avenue near c2fth street
KingsbriGge. and he was thrown out
A young woman giving her name as
Mrs r ". Conger was IN the car with
aIr. Underwood She was also cut about
the hands and badly shaken Up.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
.Ra.-ef f-- Dir

First base b~ err0-s-fiErisy. /. Tri1iuE. J. Left
on hases-tiurl-y. o TUullS- = F17S- base OF balls
Of Hubbard. &. Of Eurse l. Struck CIt-By Hub
hard /. By Rurke, 5. Tw0-hsse hits-Colemsn.
Burke Sacrifice bi---Erans. Davis stolen bases
Douref1y Howard Wy-koo7 Davuev- Double play
Hubbard to Walker 20 II. Niaoe. hit ty pitcher
b Hubbard. . Passed hsll-Al2ce- UnpiTe-1Ir
Mess Time q eams-l hour
A large crowd saw Advent win from
the WaHach Athletic Club in a slow five
round game.
Seitz pitched a splendid game for AG-
vent, his opponents not having a show
until the last round. when two franks
and two bingles netted three runs.
a fast double play in the first round by
Pumphrey. Hobs, and NARROW was the
feature Score
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04

New York, Sept 5.-August Belmont's
Half Sovereign won the Ocean Handicap.
at Sheepshead Bay, this afternoon
Jockey Butler took her 20 the front after
the first furIong. and she was never
headed. afterward winning rather easily
by half length from Big Chief The
latter was a factor all the way. and
beat Restigouche by three lengths
In a red-hot drive Miss Kearney won
the Dash Stakes and Black Mary got
the verdict IN the Beldame selling
caller was ne winner OF the Phantom
Steeplechase. He led all the way
Civita won the fifth in a hard drive.
and Falcada was much the best in the
last.
There viii be no races at Sheepshead
Bay tomorrow
The Summaries
FIRST RACE-seven frrlonzs Black Mar. I5s
fYorkel. 20 ]. Won. Miss Alert. is AIa-tinI 70
l. sec0nd; Gid. rs Shilling. 70 !. third Tine.
Il % Adriana. ssracuesca. sir Cieres. Chapet.
Duke q BridgsWateT. He ku0Es Queen Marguerite
Nsterb-idge. and ComedIerue aiso rzn-
SECOND RACE-About two miles, s-eerlechase.
Caller. Il lDon0huel. 70 J. Wcn: Pirate 81 Ken
ders0nI. 90 . second; RarOd. 30 70 Brieni- Is 70
l. third Tine, 4s7- Pspzika- Nsraso. and Java
uese also ra1-
THIRD RACE-sir f1rlonzs Miss Kearusy. rs
Sailing 20 5 wo1: Sea CliF 197 ,Du7anl. eTer
second: FieIdnouss. "a i2IcDarieII. 70 , thi-L
Time. III - County Far. Couuzug6t Ralss-s
and Mailman also ran
FOURTH RACE-One nile Han SoTsreizl- IT
lButleri. % l. Won; Big Chief. rs Shilling. 5
% second- RestiEo1che. l0s iNCrterf. s. Third
Tine. Is p Ben Ban Far Wes-- To--eune. and
Nes-b1-y slzo ran
FIFTH RACE-FiTe ard ous-Hzf f1Tl7rzz- CIEits,
l09 lGlbsr7i. 70 I. Won. Bird Il Flight. 20 fC1l-
len. 70 / second; Lawton Virgins. n Smith.
% ? third. Tine Ia 55. Dsnder. Courr LADY.
Intervene. Floreal. Si- John. E-heIia Bonnie ksl-
so. Clef. Ross Fenton. Ose1nah. and Duke Of Du-
lurh also rzu-
SIXTH RACE-Oze nile ard fgrlorg Falca1a.
rs iDuEa1i. . 70 5. To1. Sir John Johuscn -03
lBute-l y J. second- Mid Refrz1n. III lang
. 70 1, third Tine, Isl % TA-se stsrte-s
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
CAPITAL CITY LEAGUE.
Brentwood and Columbia Athletic
Club Play Drawn Contest.

Brentwood and Columbia Athletic Club
played a fve-inning tie in the Capital
City League yesterday. the score being 3
to ; A double play in the last inning by
8Ioreland and H Beckett prevented the
Columbia team from winning. Atchinson
led at the bar with a double and a sin
gle Score
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R. H. L
Duncy Ready to Back shruhh.

Boston. Sept 3-Arthur Duffey, ex-
champion sprinter. has $3.50 To bet that
Alfred Shrubb can take the measure Of
Johnny Hayes. the winner Of the Olympic
Marathon, at any distance from five to
twenty-five miles. Since Hayes has turn
ed pro, he may take up Duffy's challenge.
and If he does il is likely that the race
viii be run over the Boston Athletic As
sOciatiOn's twenty-fve-mile course.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04

Left On hases-Columhia. 4; Brentwood. 5 First
base On haIlz-OT 1Ieister. .: OF Litchfeld /. OF
Walker. 2 Innings ritched-By Meistcr J. BY Walk
er. l. hts usde-Of Walker. s. of Litchfeld
Struck CGt-Bv Walker. 3 lv Litchfeld 3 hv AIeis-
ter. / Two-hasc hif-Atclirs1u- stolen bases
TAYLOR. Atchiuson. Sanders Double riays-More-
land 10 7. Beckett. Broome 70 Holman 70 Herring
Hit b uitcher-By LltChSeid- / Passed haIl-R4c-
Eette. Umrire-3IT. Tech" Fsrsons. Time Of game
- hour and minutc5.
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BARS AMERICAN HORSES.
BuenOs Ayres Jockey Club Hits at
American Breeders

Buenos Ayres. Argentina. Sept 5-The
executive committee Of the Jockey Club
has resolved 70 exclude fo-eigu-born
horses from races
This measure Is directed principally
against the American hcrses coming on
the steamer VeIasquaZ.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04

Left on bases-Wallach- ;. Advent ; First base
on haIIs-Or Seitz 2 CT Smiilsou. !. of Nc
Donald. . Innings piichcd-Eg Smithsou- .; oy
Mcdonald / Hits msde-Of Smiths0u- =. 0T Nc
Donald Strucz out-By Sc5tz s. by Srithsou.
g. bv Mcdonald , Sacrifice bits-Smithsou. Mar
low. Stolen hascs-Erlst LandroiE1. MosturE- Pr1m-
phrev Hobbs. Sisslcr "a Duu5c piay-Pmphrgy
70 Hobbs 20 NARROW. Passed bsils-S5aton. smith
son. Umpire-1Ir. Priest Tine of Gamc-I hour
and min1tes.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
BLACK Bass in the Patuxent.

SPECIAL &c The Washington Hcrald
Marlboro. Nd, Sept as J. Foley, Of
the Bureau Of Fisheries. Washington. D.
G.. has liberated in the Patuxe1t River,
al Mount Calvert, for the Gisbe Rod and
Gun Club. 100 black bass about four
inches long. The fish were brought from
Iowa
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
DanviIIc Downs Roanoke

STecial 20 TIE Wastins-oa Herald
Danville. Va Sept 3-Danville won
from Roanoke here to-day. hitting Otey
ali over the lot. eleven hits for fifteen
bases being secured or the southpaw's
delivery. Reinhard pulled of a fast
double play unassisted. while Shaner. for
Roanoke, got a home run with one man
on base in the ninth inning. Score
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
CONNECTICUT LEAGUE.

A. Holyoke-First game. Springfield !: Hol7oke.
0. Second game: Springfield. .; Hoiyoke. /
At HsrtfoTd-FIrst Ezme. GIenden- 5. Hartford O.
Second game Hartford. ;; Meriden. Z
At Wate7b1ry-NeU Britain. ?: Waferhury. L
At New HaTen-Bridseports s. Nez Haven, i
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

A. Colum5us-Iudianapolis :: Columbus. Q.
A. Milwaukee -Nilusukee 8 $. Paul .
AT Kansas City-Kznsas City. 3: Minneapolis. C.
Al Tolodo-Toledo. 2 Louisville /
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Brishtwood won a pitchers battle from
one OFT when same terminate

Le-- OF tazs=-BrlEir rvoCl. s. Parkvisw. ; First
base On hall--Uf Robers11 . Of Msd5or 4
S-rucz cur-By E1ocrrsc1. 3. ty Maddox. s Three
base Eits-Ho-rer o. Two-base hi-s-0rme Mad
dcZ- stolen Es-5--H- Gsllaeher Miller @ DcubIe
pizy-ISay 90 Homer % Ray. Passed balls-3liIler
.. FalcoLsr- l. Iu1rira-Air- E1sto-- Tine of zane
II hdur and % minutes
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
MINOR LEAGUES.
EASTERN LEAGUE.

A. jersey City-Sevark. 5; Jersey City. L
At Toronto Rochester. 4. Toronto. lten irnin-sl
At Ncntreal-Montreal. 5: Buffalo, J.
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TRI-sTATE LEAGUE.

At Willizmsport Iilliamsport. 2, Reading. =
Al HarisburE- Harrisburg 5; Lancaster. L
At Alfouna-WilminE1on 3. Altoona. G
At Johnstown-Iohnstown. :. Trenton. :
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NEW YORK STATE LEAGUE.

A. Utica-Utics. 9: Albany. =
At EIulra-Troy. a. Elmira- 2
At BiuEhamton-B -Binrhauton. , Scranton. O.
At Syrac-se-Wi1z zesbarre. s. Syracuse.
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INDEPENDENCE LEAGUE.
TwininE Defeats GurIey A. c. and
Advent WaIIOps waIIach 4. c.

Twining defeated GurIey yesterday at
First and " streets by 3 10 .. while Ad-
vent JrouHced Wallach at McDevitts
Field by 10 l.
The Twiuiug-Guriey game was an eXcit-
ing contest Burke twiTled a splendid
game for the leaders. holding Guriey 20
four binEles. two Of which were obtained
by Dolnelly.
Gurley tied the score in the sixth. and
TWiniuE came back with the winning
tally IN the seHcnd half With three sacks
occupied. Dcwuey hit through the pitch
er's box, driving in the winning tally
Score
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
RICHMOND IS VICTOR
Portsmouth Is Shut Out in
Hard-fOUght Game.
DANVILLE DOWNS ROANOKE
Home Team Bats Otey All over the
Lot, Getting Eleven Hits for
SOuthpaw-Bichmond and Ports
mouth Catchers Both Hurt.

Special to Tn Wasli-E-71 Head
Richmond. Va, Sept 3.-Richmond shut
Portsmouth out to-day in q clean and
hard-fought game Quinn was pitted
against Halluan- The locals got seven
scratchy hits OF Hallman. while Ports
mouth landed on Quinn for two clean
singles None OF the hits was for more
than one base The catchers Of both
teams were hit by foul tips twice each.
Wadleigh on the head ard Messi:t on the
shins, both continuing in the game.
Score
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Norfolk Wins nt Last
Re Tashingt0n Herald

cTEclaI . IEe WasIlT-lll Fer1Il-
Lynchburg. Va, Sept 3-Lynchburg
tried a semi-professionaI pitcher this af-
ternoon. and the result is that Norfolk
broke her long streak Of defeats at the
expense OF the ShOemakers- The score
was 10 / The entire local team was
of-coIcr for four innings. and then all
steadied down and played great ball
Carroll was not hit hard. and lie was
especially strong in the pinches- With
perfect fielding support the score would
have been ; to in favor Of the locals.
Score:
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE.

At Loweli-First game Lynn. 5; Lowell. . Sec
Nd game. Lowell. :: Lynn. J.
A. Hsvsrhili-Brockton. !: HsverhiIl. O.
At WcrcestG-Fsu River, i; Worcester, O
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
WARRENTON SHOW.
DRAWS A CROWD
IUFfAristOcratS March Forth
in Proud Array.
EVENT BREAKS ALL RECORDS

Perfect Weather Brings Ont Vir-
Ginians-EmPress Wins Out In the
Finn Had Perfect Performance in
Hunters Ridden Abreast to Jump.
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TOBELMONT
alfSOyereign Takes Classic
Ocean Handicap.
TO FRONT AFTER A FURLONG

Wins by Half n Length from Big
Chief, the Latter Defeating Resti-
Kearney Il First in Dash Stakes
and Black Mary in the BeIdame.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04

SINGLE HARNESS HORSES.
GARONNE, owned by Oak Grove
stock Farm, Is shown IN center Wen
first place
JUSTINE. owned by W. s. Levers,
taking "A high hurdle.
The Washington herald., 1908-09-04
SUBURBAN LEAGUE.
BriEhtwOod Wins Interesting Pitch
ers' Battle from ParI<vfeyv.

" L Pc. W L Pct
Next Ea-es-L1bo- Day nc-ri1E B-izh--ood vs
sstTorta; atre-no1n. Woodbz-n IS. ParEvlsE-
BriEEtwood Won a pitchers battle from
the Parkview team by 70 O.
Both Maddox and Robertson pitched
splendid bali, and the game would have
been q tie had not Miller made two
passed balls il succession The batting
OF HoT1er, who got Two three-baEEers.
and the playing q HoweIs az short were
the features Score
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1908-12-03

John ". Carlson has sold III farm
III sss
70 Tom Johnson. and left this week
tsy&sA 4 3,S$tS5 AZ ] 535.#., Il.
for Sweden. where 1t he viii spsni q
year With tho old folks. T came
over here ten years aso. poor
boy, and now that I have ! COM
potency. = will go hack ana sec the
old folks Mr. Carlson said. He e.
poets to return to North Dakota
some day, He ordered the lndepen-
dent sent. to him II Sweden ana
yin keep posted = .ssards II IL |,
North Dakota friends.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1908-12-03

The Mcclure coal mine at Tasker
has resumed operations after being
closed for week or two on account
OF = strike. among the miners. The
old miners have been replaced with
new men with the exception Of a
few Of the miners who did not take
an active part in the strike.
The men struck because one Of
their number was discharged. They
asked for his reinstatement and the
company refused to allow him, to 60
to work again.
The management Of the Mcclure
company is always considered most
fair, and It Is generally believed that
the men had no business to strike.
Arm Broken At Skating Rink
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1908-12-03

~ ~ d I.
We un'srstand ~ &c ns =
mont { TIE s,.4 M,a e City ., Democrat =.
has aa decided e Close n. down The la plant.
owing TO the fact that TIE expenses
are eating up the pr0hts.s The aver.
age business man little realizes the
expense that there Is attached TO
running 2 newspaper. Labor and
r material are h'sh, TIE subscribers q y
DC not allway. u pay M. and the news.
paper man is soaked at every turn
In the road. There is. probably no
business that pays 50 poorly con.
sidering the investment.
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rs 1nt Z Va ~ J.
. Hlsetiop Of oaeers 49, held s.
Star q tho West Lodse. No. -. a
:. ana =. n THURSDAY nisht. The
following are the Newly elected
oMcers: Ess
H. e. Byorum. w. N.
Jos. Grove s., w.
Louis Bierly. J. w.
=. 2. Hagenstein. Secretary.
W. H. Reishart Treasurer.
Phil Roach will leave Minot this
week for Devils Lake. where he will
have charge Of the Great Northern
stock yards.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1908-12-03

George schoenrock generally Csta
about ail there II CON ~ ~ ii i. III
II little; On ne ride. He fell ~ The
roller skatingl rink Wednesday night
lwiile rs had his skates On and bsoks
tie large bone Of the d forearm near
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1908-12-03

{ : ~
.Jos. Hunt hss rented his large
farm nssr Burlington, ana Win nIltSl
Minot his home. Joe" came tsI
Ward county few years 80. Door
man. comparatively. but he hos made
= good deal Of money. He has ~
beautiful farm home. one OF the best
farms In the county, and this fan
finished paying for thresAtn1 rig.
He expects to run the rig next 1ail.
We are glad to have Mr.. HINT
locate ina Minot.
The paid up subscriber OF q news
paper generally has big stand IL
with the editor.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1908-12-03

Gas shares elsewhere have jumped
iron, 50 cents 70 @aeo il two years,
and the North DAKOTA Gas shares
are offered at the former sum. 80 cts.
: share until Dec. 40, AMI on the IN
stallment plan 100 zee 'ad" IN this
issue. Get in and pocket the ID
vances.. II
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Reportoire Program

Reportoire Program
Friday evening, Dec, I, 1908 at the
Prescott School Of Music.
The public is invited to attend
and no admission win be charged.
1. Winds OF Evening. 4. Martin
Helen Bosard
IL. Waltz. j. i. Goodrich
Gladys Roach
3: The Joyous Peasant. .Shumann
Pauline Fryburg
Lullaby u. whitney
Verginia Bookert
4. Rondino 4" . n. .Kohler
Loula Uric
5. Soldiers March ~ .Schumann
Otis Hurl
6. Shepard's Dream. i. i. Helms
Lyle Prescott
Z. Hunting Song .Gurlitt
Serenade !. .Lanciana
Choral !. 7. /. .Gurlitt
Sonatina !. Reinecke
Doris Ksmper
8. Sonatina in D 80. j. Clement
Miss Moorish
3 Love Song to2. 40. Heller
i Scherso.. !. \. y. . M
sonatina in c top: 80. Clement
Mrs. Bosard
10. Spinning Song .schmoll
Fern Prescott
II. Piano Solo. !. ~. Selected
Agnes Wood
1e. Rondo ia Matinee. .Dussek
Josephine Vandenpever
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Mine Resumes Operation.

d'esring the Investment.
Willmar tribune., 1908-07-29
Essay on Editors.

One of our subscribers asks US to
print the following essay written
by schoolboy:
81 don't know how the newspa-
pers come to be in the world.
think the editor is one of the miss
ing links we read about and stayed
in the bushes until after the flood
and then came out and wrote the
thing up and has been here ever
since. Our paper is a mighty
good one; but the editor goes with
out underclothes all winter and
don't wear socks and amt paid
his subscription since the paper
started. asked pa if that was
why the editor had to suck the juse
out of the snowballs in winter and
go to bed when he had his shirt
washed in summer. About then
pa took me out in the woodshed and
licked me awful hard. If the edi-
tor makes mistakes folks say he
ought to be hung; but if a doctor
makes any mistakes he buries them
and people dassent say nothing be-
cause the doctors can read and
write Latin. When the editor
makes mistakes there is lawsuits
and a big fuss; but if a doctor
makes one there is a funeral cut
flowers and perfect silence. Doctor
can use word a yard long without
him or anybody else knowing what
it means but if the editor uses one
he has to spell it. If the doctor
goes to see another mans wife he
charges for the visit; but if the
editor goes he gets a charge OF
buckshot. When the doctor gets
drunk it is case of being over.
come by the heat and if he dies it's
a case of heart trouble. When an
editor gets drunk it's case of toe
much booze and if he dies it's the
jimjams. Any college can make q
doctor but an editor has to be
born.'
Willmar tribune., 1908-07-29

"Well, why don't you say you wish
you were q manw asked Mr.. Potts dur
Ing the little discussion he was having
with his spouse about matters of do
nestle management.
"Because don't wish anything of
the Sort" she retorted II only wish
You were one."
It is curious how some native plants
seem to have partiality for church
yards. Just as owls and swifts and
jackdaws love to haunt church towers.
SO do certain British wild flowers de-
light in the shady seclusion Of the spot
where the rude forefathers of the ham,
let sleep.-London Saturday Review.
Dumley Say, do you know any
thing about golf?
Pepprey-Not much. Why?
Dumley-What's q "bunker," do you
know?
Pepprey-1 suppose it's one Of those
cfanks that simply live on the links
Philadelphia Press.
Willmar tribune., 1908-07-29
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Spicer-on-Green-Lake July 90
Misses Christine and Hannah Peter
son attended the social of the Will
ing Workers at the home of olga
Berg of Ringo Lake last Wednes-
day.
Mrs. c. Pitcher and infant child
are visiting at the home of Frank
Pitcher west Of town.
Rev. M. Martinson legislative
superintendent Of the N. E. dis
trict of the Anti-Saloon League Of
Minnesota gave two very interest
ing lectures at Spicer Sunday, one
in the Swedish language at the
Swedish church in the afternoon.
In the evening he spoke in English
to a good sized audience in the audi
torium.
David Holmberg came up to
Spicer from Willmar Monday for a
few days vacation at the lake.
Mrs. J. Mattson and family, of
Svea, visited with Adolph Nelson S
folks over Sunday, enjoying a
pleasant drive over the country.
Mrs. E. Pearson is quite sick
with appendicitis. She is under
the medical treatment of DR..
Jacobs and is cared for at John
,!acobson's place, her parental
home.
Mrs. Hugh Campbell and little
son, Of Wilmar, are visiting at
the home Of her folks on Green
Lake Beach.
Mrs. Osmund Sondcrson and Miss
Esther Crnmmett, from west of
Spicer, drove to Irving Saturday,
visiting at the home Of William
Clark until Tuesday.