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The evening world., 1908-02-22

Tho ro .
Aerge,s ~ 49,. $500, -
Nor a.. .,.,. ,..,. mne1t'as
boat TO the Nav a coal ~,ie.,tsr near
by. half dressed and carrying their
Goes and hats N their hands. The
bcreams ot a hundred women and the
fe,h OF a. many men. crowded about
the ratings OF the Etruria. followed the
t%runchins o. the barge and the escape
pf its rev.
Rever-ed Too at. 70 Save.
." go '"S -
,'lH s'sn"'' ne "'r"''a '''
'tut ~" !" between "t' p'o" "'H ''e
"'N'e' '1f '"e -" Dor ana 'ne MAY
fastened 10 tHs pier. Ihe l'u BolS was
oh'E a Few ieet from the DIE ''her' As
the E'f"r'd moved ahead Il Anndreu
voices shouted a warming ana the en-
eineer was sIGnal'ed to reverse but
WORD reached nm 100 late TO save 'he
lou Bois. The May was not seriously
damaged.
A tug lowering about the big craft
uarted into the slip and was around 10
che rescue OF the May In time to save
her from sinking A hawser from the
tug made fast the May TO the pier,
where she rests over the submerged
"feeh VI u ="
Mrs Tree was departing.
rs the small barge was rammed in
Twain was Mrs. Beerbohm Tree. wife OF
the English actor-manager. who de-
The evening world., 1908-02-22
R0qers Pits His
Hutnor Against
Mark fUam's
''My Business Methods May Be Bad,' De-
clares Standard Oil Man to Author,
''But They Are No Worse
Than Your Jokes"

Mark Twain and II. II. Rogers were
in great humor when a parity OF inter
Viewers discovered Them on the deck OF
the BERN udian just before sailing time
to-day. Mark had on a new suit of
gray-a masterpiece OF
looked very much of a dandy. The cap
tain of the Rockefeller industries was
sombrely clad In black. and made a
rather dismal figure beside the radiant
hrrmo-ist
Both were chuclting over some o
when the reporters came up MI
Clemens turned to them and said:
"Wea. I see that we are discovered.
That's what I get for being in bad
company
Mr.. Rogers laughed and retorted:
.WelI. you've got no edge on me,
Some of my methods may he bad. Inc
public says 50, at least. But they are
no worse thar your jokes, sam
The two friends were so t,ckled for a
few moments that they could not speak,
whereupon u reporter asked:
Has a Mission.
Mr.. Clemens, l suppose you are go
ing to Bermuda with Mr.. Rogers TO
keep him in good humor?"
mot at all" responded the author or
..II,rckleberry Finn" 81 keep my Jokes
to sell, just as he keeps his knowledge
on nance to sell, AS a matter of fact
| am really going along to keep Rogers
straight"
The hnancler chuckled again and said;
And I'm going because Marks pay
ing my fare. I'm broke
THAT'S true said MARI Twain. I'm
laying his fare. but I'm still! 81 shy. I'm
going to shake him down for that 81
when we get out to sea"
"Hal hal laughed Mr.. Rogers.
That's one OF his jokes, but II isn't
worth s., is it,"
Then Mr., Clemens fell into a serious
..lood, and said that he vas soing back
to bermuda to remain unil April. Ill
had gone down IAsps eaylisS y tAs
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winter. but had returned because of a
pressure OF social engagements,
TIN going to be gone about three
weeks" said Mr.. Rogers.
Yes chuck9ed the hwnorist, .tRoR-
eas is going to make three weelOs OF 1t
and write a book"
mot that kind" smiled the chief en-
sineer OF the Standard OF.
Parable of tho Outlook.
When asked II he would say anything
about the financial situation Mr.. Rogers
wheeled about and surveyed the cloud
less horizon.
The horizon looks pretty bright"
he said. and you may say thai in that
way Il does not differ very much from
the outlook"
Interest on the Bermudian was divided
between Mark Twain. II. II. Rogers
and a bride and brdegroom-Mr. and
Mrs. George Keegan. Mr.. Keegan is
assistant manage OF the Interborough.
ard two days g he was married to
Miss Mary Brennan, OF No. . West
s~eventy-ffth street.
The bridal couple were pursued to the
rder by a Jolly party OF friends. who
showered them with rice and confetti.
When they made their way to their
stateroom they found the saloon pas
sageway placarded. There was one sign
bearing in big .etters: Cabin No. 81
A Bride and Groom" Another sign was
inscribed: They Are Newly Weds-
Treat Them Kindly" When they opened
their stateroom ioor, the bride uttered
a little scream. for the walls We're hung
with fluffy lingerie. n a cuntrivnncC
above the doorway let down a shower
OF rice and confetti.
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1akeCare!

ichere you drop your line If uou
are particular iohdt yoa catch.
The World has a much
larger circulation in Greater
New York than ANY
OTHER morning newspaper.
IT'S THE sHREWD MAN WHO
PROFITS BY THE EXPERT
ENCE OF OTHERS.
12,411 separate advertise
ments have been printed in
"he Word during the last
8 week da~ys-3,629 MORE
than in the Herald.
ONE.HALF THE TROUBLES
THAT BEFALL MANKIND MAY
Be TRACED TO INDOLENCE.
Make 1t possible for you to
say to yourself. when Mon.
day comes:
Behold these o"ers of positions.
toorksrs, HON, Investments. bar,
Datns. etc. Truly ! am hama.
somelv repaid for seeing 10 n
that my Wants mere adper.
tised IN tho Sunday World"
CAN you SAY AS MUCH WHEN
MONDAY CONTEST
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200 GUNS SALUTE FOR
MASSACRE OF lNFIDELS."

FEz, Morocco, Feb. ia letter has
come In here from Mulai Hand, the Sui
ian or the South, announcing a mas
sacre OF inidels." Its reading was sa.
.ntcd with the firing of 200 guns. Mula,
Hand says, among other things, that
Me stream where his men are en-
fmped Is Overlooking with the blood
d uhe Frsnca.'
The evening world., 1908-02-22
PALACE AT LISBON
GUARDED BY TROOPS

PARIS. Feb. "a special despatch
from Lisbon says that the greatest
Q asineas prevails there, The palace
has bCen surrounded by troops. the
entireJ garrison is confined to barracks,
o. pAen-
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'SCHWAB SAILS FOR HOME
WITH OTHER NCTABlES

LIVERPOOL, Feb. @,-Charles NJ.
Schwab left here to-day for New York
on the can Mauretania. Among his
feliow-passengers are Sir Bachc and
Lady Cunard. the Rev. Campbell Nor
gam Lord and Lady Powerscourt and
RuSRrt" Edward Guinness and Mrs.
lGuinneas
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TIMES SUICIDAL ACT SO
AS TO MAKE DEATH CERTAIN.
Papers Found on Doubly Clad Body Indicate
That Man in Red Silk Muffler of Unem.
ployed Army May Have Been
J. Stoyak, of Trenton.

A man who wore about his neck a big, crimson silk mufAer such
&C was carried BY the members of a mob of unemployed that tatted
with the notice in the streets of Philadelphia on Thursday threw himself
in front of a south-bouh Third avenue al" train at the Eightynfnth
street station and was cut to pieces to-day.
Receipts for small payments on life insurance policies found in his
pockets indicate that be was J. Stoyak, who had lived at some time in
Trenton. n. J.
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ETRUR|A CUTS DOWN
AND SINKS A BARGE,
NEARLY KILLING CREW
Coal Craft, Sliced in Half, Goes Down
Immediately, While Three Men
Sleeping Aboard Barely Es-
cape with Life.

Capt Marel and two sailors of the coal barge Du Bots narrowly
escaped death to-day when the giant Cunarder Etruria started forward
Instead OF backward while leaving her dock and literally cut the small
craft in two. The Du Bots sank at the Cunard wharf in less than two
minutes. Marten and his men were asleep, luckily, in the extreme rear
f the barge. Had they been in the path of the big liners prov death
would have been inevitable
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10
COLONEL WOOD MERE 10
INSPECT SOLDIERS HOME
Regular Army offieer On Annual
Visit to tire institution for the
War Department.

Lieutenant olOne! w. T. Wood. one
Of the inspector generals CT the war
department. at Washington, arrived
at the National Soldiers Home yes
terday morning to make the annua!
inspection OF the Home.
Colonel Wood Is accompanied on
tie trip by Mr.. W. T. Kent. the sx'
per- accountant Of the war depart
ment, and he will remain here for a
week. The Inspection will include
visit to every department in the
Home, as well as the individual COM
an;es and quarters. Owing TO the
visit OF the inspector &c neral tn:
gates at the big institution will re
rain closed until his departure and
lore Of the veterans will be allowed
10 leave the X SPrvatlon.
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One Of tie
E.SSentioIc

Of toe harry home, II to-day IS a vast
fund Of attenuation - 70 the best methods
Of promoting health and happiness and
right living ant kno~iedgr Of the worid's
5est products.
Products Of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
snd which have attained 70 worldwide
acceptance through the approval Of the
Wei Informed Of the World; not Of indi-
vidr,als only. but 81 the many who have
the happy faculty Of selecting and ohtSin-
ing the 6c.t the world affords.
One Of the products Of shrt class, Of
known componcn; .Gr-'. Al Ethical
remedy, approved By phys,c,sns and CON-
|mcaded BY the wcll-Infomed Of the
World - valuable and wholesome family
laxative Is tho well-kpown Syrup Of Tigs
sud Elixir Of Scnna. To e, 70. beneficial
eGerfs always buy ,se ernuin~, nanu-
|tsssUsd b he Csldsnis Tx syrup Co,
'saly, nd fos salc BY q Iesding DRUGGISTS.
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4 CAUSE 70 De SUPPORTED.

Humane and charItabiy disposed
people who think that it Is a pity that
Newport News has no general
hospital in which city ward could De
maints ined. aud who would care to
contribute something, much Or little.
toward a movement which has as It's
object the furnishing Of hospital ac-
comodations for sick women ana
children without means, will do well
TO look into the work which has been
undertaken by the ladies OF the
Joseph Charles Memorial Gm Ia.
These ladies' are doing q noble work
and they deserve the cordial and sub
stantial support Of the community.
Only q few days ago three little boys
Eere terribly burned. one Of them
fatally. and their father. having lost
his property and means Of support
by fire was unable 10 pay for proper
treatment fer the children. The little
sufferers were taken to hospital and
the expense will be paid by the Nc
mortal Guild. This is one OF numer'
Gus instances that might IT, cited. and
the ladies' have a right to expect pub
lie recognition OF their efforts
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Hampton, Phoebus and Old Point

for Orange al 3 o'clock. Buckes bri-
yades had been termed Ia the mean
time. and the entire population was
at work.
When the engine arrived 1t could
get. no water supply. it being neces'
sary to take water from Southern
Railway and Chesapeake & Ohio
locomotives. BY li:3) the fighters
had the flames well under control.
The property destroyed was
Ricketts, drugstore. Iarlow's real
estate Office. Ware-Watts Hardware
Company. Gaines's poolroom and to-
tacco ard soft drink house, Levy's
dry gods and clothing house. Cohens
dry g;ois and clothing store. Waite
& Chewing's furniture store. L. ).
Martins dwelling. the Baptist church.
John McDonalis dwelling. the
Thompson building and the Southern
Railway interlOcking plant.
The loss Of TIE Ii2ihist church was
a great blow. The Ladies AID
Society had just placed in the church
a new organ at an expense Of $l.'oo.
which had been installed only one
week.
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ORANGE FiRE-SWEPT.
Baptist Church and Numerous 6us
ness Houses Are Destroyed.

ORANGE, VA. Nov 9.--Fire. which
started yesterday in l.. S. Ricketts, )
drugstore, wiped out Il large part OF
the business portion of Orange. and
entailed loss of 100000. some OF
which Ia covered by insurance.
But for the timely arrival OF the
Charlottesville fire engine company
the damage would have been greater.
Trains were delayed. as the flames
Spread 10 the Southern Railways in
terlockins plant. which was also des-
troyed.
A strong wind. which was blowing
rcr:hward, probably kept the flames
fl ON the railway station and the
Piedmont hotel. II is supposed that
the fire was caused by the overturn-
ing CT lighted lamp by cat.
The Bank OF Orange. May-Ruda-
silrs department store. the Orange
Observer office. the Piedmont Virgil
Man Office and number o. lawyers
Offices are near the burned bildings.
The telephone wires into Orange
were burned. details of the fire being
obtained from Gordonsville AMI
Charlottesville. some distance away.
Messages were sent to Charlottes-
vile for assistance. a company CT
fourteen men and an engine leaving
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Democratic voters that this Is No
time for playing politics. What tho
people who voted them into once
want Is the adoption OF q measure
which will bear the closest possibse
resemblance to genuine tariff reform
It III too much 10 hope that adequate
relief viii be obtained. but II me
worst abuses should be allowed to
continue through the withholding OF
Democratic cooperation from the re-
publican element that fsvers q seal
ing down Of the schedules. the Re-
publican party will not alone De neid
responsible.
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SYMPATHY FOR An "oLo LINER

That cons picuous odd line" Demo
cratic leader, Thomas F. Ryan. "Ao
lives in New York. but preserves a
nominal domicile in Virginia for pur'
poses which are likely to be made
even palmer in the future than III
the past, will receive the profound
est sympathy OF AN the members OF
the Bryan Knocker Club. Mr.. Ryan's
trust property. the Ameri-
can Tobacco Company. has been ad'
judged BY the United States Circuit
Court 10 be an unlawful combination
In restraint Of trade. Judge La
combe declares that Mr.. Ryan's com.
pany con. rolls not only the entire TO-
bacco trade Of the United States. but
practically that OF the world.
Clearly something should be done
by the Democratic party to again
hoist its ''old liners" into power In
order tina. the harshness of the
courts may be curbed.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10
DOG WISDOM.

II was Victor Hugo who discovered
&c the world that amazingly preeosious
mite Of the Parish alleys. the gamin.
and said of him that adversely had
whetted his wits to the sharpnt IS
Of the rats tooth and hard knocks
had given him understanding. Charles
Dickens wrote many striking sketch
Of the unconscious intelligence Of the
"trat" Of Lopdcn's slums. In that
quality Of Amazing knowledge which
IS born out Of animal intuition. how
ever. neither the gamin nor the brat
Is the equal Of the dirty, little. short-
haired dog which is not infrequen'iy
TIC be sseR scsmperipg at his heels.
Some day q writer will arise Of such
universal spirit that he will have
knowledge Of the dumb creation. also.
and be able 10 Introduce US into the
mysferiou. process Of the canine
mind. But until he Is born this ono
thing must remain ~ all men . rid
die: How do the dogs Of the District
Of Columbia know that the day .
nigh when their muzzles vii be taken
OF. 4
Who hath put wisdom In tneir
inward parts or who hath given
understanding TO their h. arts!
That they DO NOT know no one can
deny who has watched them for the
Whole Of ., week past. In the carly
summer. when the decree went form
that sli dostom. both Ct high degree
and low. mus; submit 20 be muzsled
o. pertsh. there vas great detection
;hrou&hout caniae Circles In the Dis
tricf II Vas 10 b. Sen nthe droor-
Ing tails Of some: u Vas to be read
"a the sad eyes g others. During
the bot mor'hs The dogs bore their
muzsieA chops win an air Of injur.
Cd dignity, Graye as the ctr Of a
monarch seeking TO hide . mortal
wound. u was easy 20 see tha, here
we're roh3e hearts snawed with grie;.
In the kepse;s BY night solemn SIN.
ness rstgneA. though the noon shope
b n her oatea sp,saSor. asd hssehfy
tails thaf oscr ~a~~d GayIy. 'te rsa.
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ITALIANS MURDERED.
Two Found Dead from Violence a
Hands Ct Unknown Persons.
CBy Associated Press.)

(Dy AsSUc1attu FTFss.I
ROANOKE. VA, Nov. 9.-Two ltai
fans. Joe Chirace and Frank Oloi,
were found today murdered near
Ripplemead. in Giles county. Va
Sheriff Durham. OF Giles county. went
TO the scene. but found no trace OF
the murderers. A coroner's inquest
wa, held and a verdict was render
ell that Chirace came to his death
from a stab in his neck and Olo'
from gunshot wound. both wounds
inflicted by unknown persons.
The men were employed on railroad
construction.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10
pas plumes. hung limp on curled be-
tween apoloEetic legs,

pas plumes. hung limp on curled be
tween apologetic legs,
But when the frosls fell the decree
went out that come the list OF De
cember all dogs might give up their
muzzles and fare forth freely again.
Thus said the city fathers. But. while
they did not publish it in dog. attn
the effect Was marvellous. Within
two days every tail was up and wav-
ing IS OF old.
How did the first dog find it out!
Did he read the news in the eyes
Of the little boy who loves him and
whom he adores? Perhaps so: at any
rate. the news spread through the dog
world In remarkably quick time. and
brought forth a unanimous bark OF
approval.-Washingt Post
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10
Mind Your Business!

T. you don't nobody will. 1t is your
business to keep out Of All the tro,l.
bl, YOU can and you can and will
keen out of liver and bowel trouble
il YOU take DR.. Kings New Life Pliis.
They keep biliousne.ss. malaria and
iaundice out Of your system. 29c al
All Druggists.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10

Look here. young man." said the
city editor r. the cub reporter. this
story OF the lynchins WON'T do ut all.
.he lead 10 oil right. and your de-
scripsion OF how they strung him up
will do But you've neglected to say:
The body Of the unfortunate, victim
vas then riddied With hpllsss'-
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10
TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 10. 1908.
NOW DEMOCRATS NAY AELP.


Ii now seems assured that the Re.
publicaus will live up to thSr cam
paisn promises in 10 far ss the cali
ling Of an extra session Of Congress
to revise the tariff is concerned. The
special session Of the Sixty-first Con-
aress will convene, about the middle
Of March. or eleven days after Mr..
Tsft's Inauguration.
The word "sevision" was advisedly
employed by the dominant party IN
the late campaign. Its meaning Is
elastic and admitted Of the term BE-
Ing interpreted to At the sentiment
which prediminated In any particular
community. For instance. In tho
middle West and In agricultural
regions generally. revision was con-
strued BY Republican campaign ora
tors - . iowerinx Of the schedules.
Wills In the manufacturing comman'-
ties and the homes Of the trusts. It
vas csretully pointed out that to re-
wise might as well mean to raise ss
to lower.
Internationally the 'stand-pst
wing Of the party. including practi-
caliy all of the powerful leaders In
both houses Of Congress, are set
against any material concessions to
the opposing section. which has its
greatest strength in the Northwest.
II doubtless 10 true that II the over
whelming election Of the Republican
presidential tckiet could have been
foreseen. carrying, rs II did, An en-
phatic endorsement Of the policies
that have constituted the Republican
doctrine q the past twelve years,
even promises Of revision would not
have been 20 readily registered.
The complexion Of the new tart1
hill when It leaves the House Of Rep
resentatives. where 1t must originate.
xfll largely depend upon what ccur:s
10 pursued by he Democratic mem
bers Of that body. Should thc mir-
GRITTY resolve itself into S'ricily
yartisan force and allow pe-nici ,us
measure to pass. with the view Of d.
riying party capital from the rrac-
ton against ., In the future. hen
the country hss nothing 10 hcr" .or
IN the shape Of relief.
Bot u the Democrats subordinate
parttsanship to . genuine desire to
IN N Immense burden from 'h.'
sAoulden Of the masses. they viii
combine their strength With that Of
he Republican members IRON "a"
mi6lle Vest and the Northwest TO
The end last trust extortion may a.
jcsN BE diminisAed.
TAis broad and patriotic lins of &C
tn also might probably ~ tel
Gved By the Dcmocrasie senators.
wlile The minority party has less
psvsr n TIE upper than In the lower
hssDe % Congress. Comparatively
spsskine. h wsil BE- potent .or great
- even IN the Senate " forces
- jseDed With such Repub,scsn
sssses1s - LaYoljetse Of wiscoesia
- cso1,ns q Iows-she latter Of
w1Sn - hesa chosen By IN io~s
nepuDs5cos pviaasy 10 succeed the
~ Osasssr A0isoa.
wAo ~ Szsy-aut Ceasrsss -
1900 = Uss1nl ssa1an. sAe nsssss
~ o01 sssstvs sssss ~ ~
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FARE-Firstclass, one way. $500;
Round trip. limit thirty days. $140O-
meals and berth in stateroom IN
cluded.
! Storage, without subsistence, $500.
TICKETS on sale at c. Il o. Rail-
way Ticket ONCE.
NIGHT LINE BETWEEN NEWPORT
, NEWS AND RICHMOND, VA.
! Steamers Brandon and Berkeley
leave Pier "a" $3.50 every evening
passengers only.
VIRGINIA NAVIGATION CON-
PANY. James River Day Line Tor
Richmond and all James River land
, ings. Steamer Pocshontas leaves
Newport News, Tuesdays, Thursdays
| and Saturdays at S:45. a. m. Leave
Newport News Monday, Wednesda!
and Friday at p. M, for Norfolk and
Old Point.
Steamer Hampton will leave Pier
"A" daily except Sunday, at 900 ..
M. going to Norfolk, and e 4:30 p.
M, going to Smithfeh. steamer "Ac-
comac' will leave Pier "A" daily. eS.:
sept Sunday at "a. m. going to Smlt'-
field and 3 p. m, going to Norfolk.
/ All business between New York and
Newport News transacted at pier No
6.
An business between Newport News.
Norfolk, Smithfield and local points
transacted at Pier "a" foot Of TWEEN
ty-hfth st. W. n. LANooN. Agent.
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/ appears that that $24O:GDO.G5o

1t appears that that $24oG00.G9o
railroad contingent order story was
pure buncomb and was intended ex-
clusively FOR before'eIection uses.
On Saturday last the New York
Central made emphatic denial on the
New York Stock Exchanse As to
that systems alleged share OF $31.-
00O. 900. Other roads followed suit
until the twoforty began to much
resemble a despised thirty.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10

Take your prescriptions to HuLLS
Cut Rate Drug Store. ll-4-u
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10

BY sending that cablegram Of SYM
patty. Miss Katherine reminded the
Duke OF Abruzzf that she ID still over
here waiting.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10

Pure breed Rhode Island Reds. Red
Cap and Andilusian BOOSTERS for sale
A. Y. RANSONE. 11-S-2t.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10

, Nevada is in doubt until the votss
Ct the prairie down towns are CAM
yassed. It Is not long ago that they
had to vote the graveyards in Nevada
In order to make a qro"rm.-Washins-
ton Post.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10
CLYDE STEAMSHIP co
Steaners 10 Philadelphis
MONDAY, THURSDAY and
\ J. TAAYLoA Psp.
oUssa sad sseee 8sresea

MONDAY, pHON4ONV 1n0
SATU00AN
Sailing from PhiIsde'phia, Tuesday.
Thursday and Saturday.
FreiKht recciveS and delivered
daily q c. Z O. Per No. s. once
River Road. Jas W. MCARRICK.
II Gen. Southern Agent.
CLYDE STEAMSHIP CO.
II souSh Delaware Avenue.
Phalsoelvuss, p
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10
WITH TIE PARAsRAPHERs.

The best way to kill a false hood
IS to let it lie.
A mans talk shows up best after
. good dinner.
II man Is financially weak he's
unable to stand lean.
The thing that would make q woman
happy look foolish to a man:
It's only q matter OF time until
white lie takes on sohber hue.
Many a man who can't write has
made his dollar mark in the world.
Never show your dislike unless
there is a point to be gained thereby
Chicago News.
No wonder the owners of the Out
look are considering changing it to
the Observation-Disclosures San.
Russia's naval chief Is about to re-
tire under FIRE It was in this MAJ
ner the Russian Navy retired.-Phila-
delphia ledger.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-11-10

Richard Croker must feel that Tam
many management Ia not what
used to be.-Washington Star.