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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
RAINBOW. NORTH BRooKsvIILK.

Whereas, The angel of death has again en-
tered our grange and we are called to mourn
the loss Of our sister, Mrs. Mary Z. Herrick,
Resolved, That her death leaves a vacancy
which will long be felt by the members Of
Rainbow grange.
Resolved, That we sincerely sympathize
with the family in their loss.
Resolved, That our charter be drsped and
badges be reversed for thirty days, copy Of
these resolutions be sent to the bereaved fam
lily, copy be placed on our records. and a
copy sent to THE ELLSWORTH AMERICAN for
publication. WILLIE n. GRAY,
BESSIE NJ. GRAY,
MAE A. HERsIcK,
Committee on resolutions
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

The regular meeting Of Sedgwick grange
was held Friday evening, Jan. 81. There
was . fair attendance, Notwithstanding
the severe cold. The first and second de-
grees were conferred on one candidate.
A part Of the programme was then taken
up. The question for discussion was !:
"What evidence have We that the world 10
growing wiser, better and brighterf'
There will be degree work next week.
Cake, coffee and cocoa will be served.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
This recipe is for Susan

GIxGERBREAD = One cup molasses, three
fourths cup Of thick cream, add sour milk
enough to al the cup, one heaping teaspoon
full soda, half teaspoonful salt, half or level
teaspoonful ginger, ~ preferred, -four 70
make rather thin batter and bake in q ahal-
low pan. When ready for oven aft sugar over IL
This is not original with me, but when.
You are eating four-inch square Of it III
it proves good, a. it ought) think OF
AUNT MADGE.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
Neighborhood Eavor,te

Mrs. E. D. Charles, OF Harbor, Maine,
speaking OF Electric Bitters, saws: sit is
neighborhood favorite here with us.n II
deserves to be q favorite everywhere. Il
gives quick relief in dyspepsia, liver com
plant, kidney arrangement, malnutrition.
nervousness, weakness and general debiI,
ity.. Its action on the blood, as a thor
ough purifier, makes it especially useful as
a spring medicine. This grand Alternative
tonic is sold under guarantee at p. a
MooRE's drug store. soc.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

The damage to property by fire in
Maine during the year 1907 was 3, 073, 40,
which is greater than the total for any
year during the past ten years, and per-
hsps the greatest in the history Of the
State. The estimated value OF the prop
erty damaged Was tiA,4o7,746 The total
number OF fires which occurred in the
State during the year was 2,0e6.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

idea of extending these quotations and
facts Of their lives over several num-
bers Of the paper, as it gives rs more time
to fix these things in our minds; to review
their works and to recall what We may
have read Of them in the past. Shall We
say Oliver Wendell Holmes this time?
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

Highland grange held its regular meet
ing Jan. ID, with small attendance. An
interesting programme was carried out,
the special feature being . letter read BY
Mrs. c. H. Bryant, supposed to have been
written by Mrs. Estelle Leach in 1870. The
local hits were very amusing.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

sEA0IRr, SOUTH DEER ISLE.
A regular meeting Of Seagirt grange was
held Jan. Is, with twenty-seven patrons
present. New committees were chosen ~
follows: Charity, Kate Stanley, Seth
Hatch, Hattie Smith; finance, Austin
Smith, Ida Pert, Josie Stanley; executive,
Clarence NJ. Pert, Austin Smith, Anna
Tracy. The first and second degrees were
conferred on one candidate.
After recess, the time was given to the
lecturer who presented the folloSing pro-
gramme: Reading, c. NJ. Pert; recitation,
Iva Davis; reading, Anna Tracy; lecture,
Lyman S,inson.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
nAsAPAauA, SOUTH BLuEHrrL.

MAssAPAQUA, SOUTH BLUEHIL1-
Msssapaqua grange met Jan. 30, with
nearly all the members present. The third
and fourth degrees were conferred on one
candidate, and the nrst and second on
three candidates. Lady officers served re-
treatments. The worthy lecturer pre-
sented fine programme, - usual.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

SO much interest has been taken in the
biography and quotations Of Charles
kingsley, l am tempted to suggest
another author for US to post our
selves and others upon. / like the
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
BRooKLIH.

Brooklin grange elected officers as
follows: DR.. F. s. Herrick, master; Mrs.
Alice Stanley, overseer; Mrs. Fannie
Pease, lecturer; II. J. Nutter, s.; Herbert
Tapley, A. S.; Miss Grace Tapley, L. A. s.;
L. g. Phillips, secretary; Mrs. Alena Flye,
treasurer; Mrs. Naomi Allen, Ceres; Mrs.
Martha Nutter, Pomona; Mrs. Lizzie Her
rick, Flora; Mrs. Nellie Phillips, organist;
George Stuart, gate keeper. Owing to the
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
MOUNTAIN VIEW, wEsr EDEN.

A. 1. Foss, OF Hancock, county deputy,
Organized . grange st West Eden with
thirty-six charter members. Julien
Emery, Of Salisbury Cove, and d. g. Hall,
Of West Eden, both members Of Bayview
grange, assisted him in the installation OF
officers. The name of the new grange 10
Mountain View. Regular meetinss win Be
Fridays evenings.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
PauDor Notice

HAVING contracted with the CITY q Spo
Ii worth to support and care l0I Hss vesfs
may need assistance during the next w Hrbi6
and are legal residents Of Ellsworth; onnr o
all persons trusting them on my atssSuns y
her Is plenty OF room and AccomD0
81, J. DRUn11"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

Capt. A. /. Foss, Of Hancock, worthy
master Of Green Mountain Pomona, has
been appointed by State Master c. 8. stet-
son an installing, comforting and inspect
ing depaty for the eastern Jurisdiction Of
Hancock county.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
Dear NJ. B. Friends:

Dear NJ. B. Friends:
To those Of you who recognize by the
initials the sender Of the lines above, the
message Of the poem will have a tender
significance. She writes: II will enclose q
poem, and when you have not enough to
fill the column you can use it. / think it
teaches as patience, and that is what
have to have. Your personal letter was very
welcome, and shall be answered soon."
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

"Doan's Ointment cured me Of ecuem. :, :.
had annoyed me for long time. m. -
was permanent-"-Hon. 9. W. Matthew. c -"
nissioner Labor Statistics, Augusta. y. w
Adsf.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

Amoine grange held its regular meet
ing Tuesday, Jan. q, with hfty-three
members and three visitors present. The
degree Of harvest was conferred on three
members, after which an interesting
programme was listened TO by the mem
hera
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
simple Remedy for L. Grippe.

La grippe coughs are dangerous as they fire.
quently develop into pneumonia. Foiey's
Honey and Tar not only stops the cough but
heals and strengthens the lungs so that no
serious results need be- feared. The genuine
Foley's Honey aad Tar contains no harmful
drugs and Is in yellow package. Refuse
substitutes.-G. A. PARcHE1,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
Endeavor.

Its mighty arm is long enough;
Young Christian hearts are strong enough:
Its noble nane--Endeavor.
Irish Endeavorer.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05
DATE.

Wednesday, Feb. 2-Meeting OF Ham
cock Pomona grange with Narrsmissic
grange, Orland-
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

am glad, Susan, you have mentioned
Aeb. We miss her interesting letters from
the new country, that is, the country new
to her. have received papers and
pamphlets from her relating to and de-
scribing Twin Falls. / send thanks for
those and to l. E. T. and Nell for the fine
collections Of views of the places in
which their homes are located. Have
enjoyed them very much.
To Aunt Madee and n. B. Sisters:
/ wish you one and ali Q happy and pros
porous new year. What q delightful winter
it will be! Only few days before we shall
begin house cleaning. received two hand
some post cards from All recently; one is o
view of her home and place Of business; the
other Bay View hotel at South Brooksville.
received a number of Christmas gifts, but
none was no more appreciated than the pretty
post card Aunt Madge sent me. Many thanks.
am anxious to try Uncle Dudley's recipe for
mock deviled lobster; it surely must be nice.
j am hooking mat; it is 25x50 inches; will
later hook small mat for centre piece and
finish with several rows of braided cloth;
these make nice mats for a kitchen.
Would say to Irish Molly / have been very
successful in using the mocha frosting. Win
send in a recipe for
APPLE SAUCE CAKE = Cream together one
cup OF sugar and one-haf cup OF shortening;
add one salt spoon of salt, one-haIf teaspoon
cloves, one teaspoon of cinnamon, little
nutmeg and one cup of raisins. Dissolve one
teas poon of soda in a bit of warm water: then
STR into cup of sour apple sauce, letting it
loan over the ingredients in the bowl. Beat
all thoroughly and add one and three fourths
cups OF sifted -four. Bake in loaf tin forty
nse minutes. Very rich, moist, delicious and
cheap No eggs, milk or water.
Hope some one win try and report.
Jan. rs. LET
l can recommend the above recipe, as
can others OF the clan who have tried it.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

storm Saturday evening, the installation
was postponed one week.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

s,-.u,e, leaves Rar uarbor at . m MOB
days and Thursdays for Seal HaToor, S
esrt Hsrtrr. Southwest siaibor stouins I'm
North Haven and Rockland. eopnecu"s
steamer fvI Bosion.
RETURNING
Steamer leaves Fosters wharf. Boston, :, u ia
days and Fridays At N. for Win'etpo''
aocklaLG and intermediate landings
Leave Rockland at $50 m or on ~ ssmr
steamer from Boston. Wednesdays and Saul
days. for Blnehili and Bar Harbor via in'e''>
diate landings.
All freight, except livestock. is Insured asA'A''
IRE AMI marine risk.
+. 8. j. MORSE, Agent. Bar HarooI, -.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1908-02-05

Matt. ", Ill: <. 1912; Xxx, %; Lux
J, 81; Gen. xviii, 1-s; Luke xiv, 2S35
Rom. XII, 9-21; Heb. Kill, /. 2; Jas '
"A, Is; Gal. vi, Q, 10.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
GIRL WEEDS INDIAN.
is DlS!NhERlTEB

santa lie. y, NJ Ian Sleadtast
ia her loNc for ;. fuii-hlnoded INDIAN,
despite Tho fact that ne, St"'falher had
break her engagement Mis- Cora Marie
Arnold Was married h.ss Ia Abi'c
Z haSarra. a Santa lara Niliet Ia.
ceremony MAS performed ~ ROY WI.
Rendoon. a I'resbN teriaE ersN lia:;.
and MAS Witnessed pr IL brides sis
ler>, Misses Lillian ana iencNn .N.n"'i,
al peaNer
GhaNaliia is mead of i:e Santa sifi,
Indians. tribe of ME l'aeblos in New
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
Ready Answers.

There we're two Irishmen who recent
lE came over to seek employment in
America. Pat secured a position here,
but because of some misunderstanding
between his employer and himself he
was 10 be discharged on the following
Monday il he could no. answer three
questions.
Pat came home with heavy heart
that night. and told his twin brother.
Mike, the questions, which We're: How
much does the moon weigh? How
many stars are there? What am l
thinking about: AS the brothers look ed
very much alike. Mike said that he
would go in Pats place and answer
the three questions, for he considered
himself brighter than Pat.
AS soon as Mike entered the office
Monday morning his brothers employ
er said: Pat are you ready for the
questions 81
Yes. sir" said Mike.
Very Well. how much does the moon
weigh" Hundred pounds
How dye know There's four
quarters.
How many stars are ,here:a "A
million"
"Ilow dye know Go count en-.
What ann thinking about? You re
thinkin' that I'm Pat, but I'm MOI. En-
Mike
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
..--.fanth,nn. s..r.r,.

). .HaE'ise.l G.r.y. 'is-...-Gi.ss}isse, ~
dinner. ils J. e'. York, the ART Of acting
II heiisNs i'll Mn. ttsi>e. In sub
tlety .,ite rair,Jift \ nod ailssi. e
the head a ileGt patisc illcse tfiae4
arc ettei Nor. orr etis2 ihan ,he most
s!oian, W ~ fisti rs.iiing. .
.T,if" is li.o t'Htt. siihIlc ard eilculs
Whtt. for is,ar,f nlilf ~ NOV, - 4
picssiNc iali ttl- sca9,. seem 'Siti;-
On. spGkeH mpid, mai | ofen NJ
messed u III, country.
An undertake. stood on s.@g>i' :
near a ,iohio iailnsion lf tieNal''a W.
brows hopefully and iiis.Airinsls IS 2,
physician came frcil the .snsis' se
phSsici.iA roIprressiGs MS FPS si.oes
his head Leci,iedls afl6 hlisfied = tFn
oai3iags. 'lilen iht al.ioriikeN. = 3 =
Sigh. ,3aSsNG oil.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
SOY WILLIAM TELL
HITS MATE in EVE


New York. Ian >. .Nusast siplde * 10
,cars old ivcs with his n4reni< a, :.
Washington ave. in the T,nksvilc sec
lion of SOUTH BrooklNn, aid Is a marks
man.
For Christmas he received an sirgl,n
that looked lik. u resi- sut aud was
happy He found after . 'ew attempts
that me could hi, amy oii5asrs bullS-cy,.
amy l,,n,bcr of times ruNniHe ar,! 81 N.s-
terday collected ar audienec OF piHy.n.s;es
and beean shooting AT tnreS
One of them an olde, hoy who aas
gift for disparagemcni lha keeps him
great among small fellows neean al once
To make little of August : i,erfoym;nNe.
Huh. .hat Amt nothin q DO William
Tell he. NOW. shot apple - a his Son-s
head and never touched hln.
August vanished into Ills ras.,ieae. sud
procured All apple.
Nov, then. he cried Il piie ssyon
pat this ON youl kokp az Il -heo' OF
Just ;n show yol,.
Tine hulls- ieered .'Wha me 5;sne ~.
for n. aia:eclioo. like you q N.il noles n.
crestfailen and diScrr,iitrl Angus
looked At sis gallery a,,s sal, he was
going % pa die .ireun AWAY.
rhe :,isis. however, hs,ie !, i,ae slo,rls-
mtr. said Hat wos.ld sppil Ia, fun aad
selected hjI!r Gec. Hand is"a = of >
Webster aAs.. rs he nrolt9 Kind % eaSe
:,si prI, shpt OF his hear
Geo.,r. Who had faith ID. lie nigis.v
August, promptly stood asa!ns' . wood
shed While Ausns, shoi ne api'i- off his
head ihiee times str.igh,
''''h,,rc dole il, .riea As.g0st
~, the bully declared ihal August
coliidli; qualify naiil Ne mad shot in,
apple away holding his :.'ti Ni;l, ene nani.
George Hand Obliged again an: Aaans'
tried chande,i
The SLUG from he -.s--.un .ntprsa
tieorgie.s tight eve ard - 'i~ King.
county hospital last light he doctors nc
clared he viii lose ,i.s >isli % Z, Nreuss
W.,S MOI arrested.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
ICE BRAND: GI3l-
INITIATE FAlNTs

Mcw NIX .:iH 'liS ncrS. -, n
s!s te,ro,s ot initi;a,:en iplo TIC .,eek
lo,ler securities al sirl students ia pii-
vatc aud ,if ,air.lpv.S Schools - this
olN caeaed q '1'.'elin@ % ailstN
notA.Ts u l,ss toms al MIS- l.itntli.tl
Moore, 5gsi saos,;way laSt t.isF4i ':lf's's
plllonse u ~ bre;lN 'lp tlic e'ga' 'i'-
ganis;sl.. ,,i "a TAG iigilia si;unnia Sc
.soiN
ii v:sS ne story az .laiia Mills aged
y. as tel,i rs her u nor lpui HIST lai
cnliS,a WIS Miila t@ 'sls, illo nlsi
su..IS ag.lili.;i t: she efa idnrs
dangerous ets.piaaiicsl 'I'Iiero are 70
,aen,terS - TIE rt.ti cia@les Of he
society
MSS Mills. according Il Ner y,ors,,
w.9 s',ninoncd i" aplca. i',' initi;i \
tion ae, Saturday Whci she MAS
nsh,leu ID >iin w;iISca ili@ - 9iMlN'
ii,shltu a@"ln !s"iNseei, two Gn6rns; of
black opaa lascE 'nasNcd 'ispes nv
- ,he Gig,i priests
".'hie wiil be a les - @enf !aiit,ldo,
yNs!l ift,ioss 70 I,e !. slstar 500 liui
! ni.,i priests $500 me- ss,'ered 10
thasi %oul hand inn" NJ. einail ,hanl-
dreel Of ln"lteu Load No'l see lefore YOU.
Ready, s,ey orderSl
Miss Mills daslieh her 'iai'a into tive
4 llouia ana aanis tp ler bileos IA fright.
4 ,>eNl she w:.s r"fmpclcd Ia SNAKE II
4 clmnn.A tand ON y S'iNNi NaN and then
To t.,;ill ot:t nf /, >Nnt
l'iisal'.. tllr ,@i.. u The a''leAts Was
! hensd - say.
..ss.s..s..
sos 'l'c smifcme fes in :
/ (: Mia elsrl an Nugf rninAiuiBa
es1.:a,e t;itare' .1le SEQ rre
4 eaeJ.al,.e ~ the utsefp@p strip
irsi ". h.. ast ana i,dH her :
-iin inbil!I ter.'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
Tom Ochiltree's Moon.

After Tom Ochiltrec. that able con-
plcss raeo,teur and laugh generator
for the afiMcted rich. settled in New
York as the :tnlllser nf the John "
Macl<ay family. lac cf1orvesced in il
thousand different directions, and Was
as good III some ways as Sam Wand.
one night ne escorted john Markay's
friend tlle Count dc 1iscolltit down Ia
tic Battery to show inc sigiits az New
Work The moon MAS grand. and The
cu,imi went INTO rapt'res as ilei maid
on reflection rippled oVor the pears
matters
grand i,air is no sncli moon III ~
LADY.
t('otm said Ocllillcp, sMamnlN rs
o@titttcd th" OCCASION, sou just ought
to see The moon ia TeXas
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02

I'Hom Tho I'TiladclUha Rtnord
Beauty isn't even skin deep Lots
of il rubs off.
Some people would even ike 70 Dor
row experience.
The pngiist cant complain that
left handed punch isn't right
Moments troubles can't always be
measured hN their signs.
The money stringcncy doesn't inter
fere With the wages of sin.
If YOU want to know how 10 manage
"a wife ask q man who never mad one
The man who tries to collect his out
standing bills duns i'm order not TO be
done.
The man who is undei, . cloud takes
little consolation from the silver lining
No. Maudc dear. the man with -
heavy beard doesn't always have II.
strong face.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
WHAT? SHE NEVER HAS
TAKEN CHEW OF GUM?

Spokane NASH IAN. :. During II
holiday church meeting at which 400
men ana women weie present Mrs
VIM. A. Dunn. "a years of age, u resi-
dent of Albany. ore. southwest of Spo-,
kane. declared in reply to the minis,
tiers invitation asking women who haeI
never chcwed gum to rise Ia their feet,
that not particle of chewing gum OF
any kind has ever passed her lips and
she does not know the taste of it.
Confectioners in Spokane say that
Mrs Dunns record IS probably without
"a parallel On the continent
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
Big CASE AGAINST
SUGAR TRUST NOW
BEING PREPARED
Claimed That Government Has
Beer Defrauded Out OF
Millions.
SECRET AGENTS AT WORK
Suit to re Commenced by Department
of Justice Just as Soon as Nee
essary Information is
Obtained.

Wasi3in.s.l iaa Suit. against
tile Ame'ic,n Sug.r Roiining company
10 reeoNe; millions ri doia.s of which
"a is chang ~, the government has been
,aetr:iu,ec IN the tho last ten wears, arc
10 ~ ~ aln by the a'nitcd States de.
yailr4ct, Of justice rs soon IS he COM
,:ii.tslnn Of the io,aa amount of the
;,ove.nhci,f's claim ) Completed by
treasury officials NOW engaged ~ me
work.
From estimates mad" hN those in
close .a!e! wth the secret work of
The customs officials IL i declared the
total 10 ae CLAIMED witl amount 10 more
than s3.Nnn.ooo. This sum represents
Inc difference pefwcsi' lie duty paid
ny ,lle sugar .rnst si,snc the passage
of The bin.lrN Tariff ac' and the
amount tha should haze been paid.
recording - rnc governments claim.
b,l which w;ts eNade, i,N the use OF
f,;,llduient scales on h. docks of the
relil)rles
Se,ic. agents of The treasury. ON
iwhose evldei,cr erimiN.N proceedings
':ne pending a.ains, several employees
of The sugar trust have ob,aiRHd what
,lieN vonsid,n positive proof that every
| ,'.,reo OF sugar Cor the li'Sl hat has
tr:,ehed this port IN 'hc last ion years
mas berit undelNy"igh'ti lhtoilSil man
iftlalion III! >c;,les
II is eNpscloGl ,nitiermt evidence I"
prove ,hv eoNernnlvrls cs,s" wiil bs
! biulIgEt uu IA tlir ,liiuinai Icluns
/ nov mleiet way IL l.l'oukiyn. Besides
! l'le iu.ii, tmicmts aiN.adN 'pund II Is
| p,sdicted by hos. Watching The case
| tha, the tedcrri st;saa jury viii biilis
! III seveial ,inre against employees rt
4 the Sugar rpnsl il no; against some
4 az lie ltighc, officials ON tle same
1 testimony on Which convictions arc
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
PROF. FINES PUPILS
And FlOGs THEM IF
THEY DON'T PAY CASE

I'i,tsburg- Jan. :. F'rtnk l..oor,
principal Of the Crescent pubic sclioc!si
according 10 members OF the school.
board conceived the idea of imposing.
fines on unruly pupils. and when they,
failed to come up with the cash he
took it out of their hide with il barr
rel stave. There was a regular scale
Of fines. Charges have been preferres
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
DARING R1R9ERY
sI1aI Il RAILROAD

60 ses&e, y T., l.u. Two rlens
stpin chest containing $500 flola &
street ca. standing in 'front.' Of tho
.'i;i9 slit oast cal barns This morn-
ing and snt safely away with il in AN.
automobile TIL. stolen money repre-.
s.nts titQ earnings of the eastern divi-
sion nf the Rochester Railway COM,
pany :e:.terday. IL MAS being trans =
ferred according to custom from the
barns 10 :he state street office to be,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
Guessed Riaht.
SS
From llarperS Week.

From ltarperS Meekiy.
\ little old Woman with soft blue
eyes. white rirglets around her cars.
and u quaint purple gown got ON :.
Ninth. street car in Washington on 4
Very hot dan.
She looked losy. but cool and COM
Portable. while the others on the
crowded car We're moppins sheil brows.
fannins themselves and fursing ill.,
waraiN
AS she got on The car she said TO the
conductor, Hi want To get huff ~ Hem
street..
"All right said the conductor and
the car Went ON. Nothing happened
until l. street was reached, when sud
denly the old lacy looked up and asked.
His this Hell"
You be, it is. said big. perspt-
ing man. and soft. low cries of Hear;
hear" mingled With the laugltc: that
rppied through the car.
FIVE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
NO Smoker.

The bishop of London, at dinner in
Washington, told "A story, as the cigars
came on, about one OF his predecessors.
when DIR. Creighton was bishop of
London he said he rode on Il train
one day with II small, meek curate.
DIR. Creighton an ardent lover of to-
baeco. soon took out his cigarcase. and.
with a smile. he said:
You don't mind ray smoking. !
suppose"
"The meek. pale little eurate bowed
and answered humby:
. Not il Your ordship Doesn't mind
my being sick.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1908-01-02
Atchison Globe SIGHTS.

Whom Il man has an opinion nr a
theory That happens 10 lurn ont right.
how he loves 10 hear about il
When a man boasts thai his life is
am open book, he had better scratch
wood Some one might look into it.
Men are possessed of TWO great fears,
that they win become old. and that
they wil never live To be old
If we Mere sure Ne could get AN
original love letter in reply VIC believe
that, as old as We are, We would Write
one.
Tho man who uses q fitlsehooa for
policy is like the woman who powders
soon gets into The habit OF putting on
too much.
When man is always i'm :, hurry.
il is Am evidence that he lacks ilas. ca
pacity to dispose of his business in The
ordinary WY.
The louder child bawls tie less il
is hul Same Way With grown PEG
pic The more fuss they make The loss
they have to russ oyer.
A girls dea of the mosi dreadful inn
pnlteness is TO ALLOW her girl company
IN carry Il dress suit case through, The
depot Waiting room
Hides, Pelts and Wool.
To get fun value ship 10 4 hc old reiablt