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The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21
ONE GENT \ WORD

taken for less than 25 cents for first insertion. Cash must accompany every order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21

Your health depends upon the condiI on of your blood. Keep it pure by ta ng Hood Sarsaparlla.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21
FOUND CUT|CURA
 INDISPENSABLE
For Her ,ChiIdren-LittIe Girls Suf- fered with Itching Eczema Which Simply Covered Back of Heads Baby Had a Tender Skin, Too.
ALL PROMPTLY CURED BY WONDERFUL OINTMENT"

Some years ago my three little girls
 had very bad form of eczema. Itch
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21
HELP WANTED

TRAVELLING salesman for well known local house. $1O0; hardware salesman $125 assistant bank cashier $100; civil engineer $50; transit man. $75: store manager, S75: office manager and cash fer, s100; commssary clerk, $65; book keeper, s95: manager electric light plant $125; office assistants, $60. Write full particulars of yourself and give refer enee. Industrial Bonding & Brokerage , Co, New Orleans, La. SIS St WANTED-Hotel help; cotton mill hands; white help for private homes carpen- ters, housebuilding; also mine grist miller; other positions on list 45S Hood Bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21
STOVE REPAIRING

STOVES and ranges repaired, fire boxes for any make of range constantly on hand; hot water connections. The New
 352O. 3-21-30t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21
WANTED SITUATIONS

WANTED@T am an 1p-to-date railroad clerk; am experienced depot master for
 freight warehouse; am also an experi- enced labor foreman am an, old experi- enced collector for any kind of busi- ness. I must have work at once, as 1 have a wife and five children and the wolf is almost at my door. Let me hear from some one at once. F. W, care Age-Herald. 3-1S4t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21
ONE GENT \ WORD.

RATES-One cent q word a day; no ad. taken for less than 20 cents for first insertion. Cash must accompany every order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21

AvAN4kD-Cnstomers Tor SHOWCASES. iron safes and Carrara paint. Alabama Gro.
 cery company. 1-l-f
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21
MISCELLANEOUS

SELECT furniture and pianos polished
 at your~home and office An Al polish
 no lnseed oil Expert polisher; go any place. Address Paxton, 50S s. 20th. Bell phone 2S49. 3-19-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21

MOULD you like position in New York Chicago or any of the F great cities
 where we have offices? Office sales
 and technical men no matter where To-
 cated can be used at once. Write to- s day stating experience and salary ex- i pected Hapgoods, 112S Park Bldg,
 Pittsburg. and 593 Williamson Bldg,
 Cleveland.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21
WANTED.

HVING-i0c at 1sd 4th avenue. s-is-ts
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21

HIGHEST cash prices for old feathers.
 Carter. 1922 1st avenue. S-4-30t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21

WANTED--To rent, April 1, house near Five Points unfurnished. Address H.
 w., care Age-Herald. S-2O-St
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21
FOUND

FOUND-Purse on 2Oth street loop ear; owner get same by calling at 1902 1ltn avenue. south Mrs. William Shaw
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21

WANTED-Position by thoroughly cOmpe- tent and reliable young lady stenog- rapher; one years experiences good Eng fish education: good speller; best Bir- mingham references; will accept position out of city; moderate salary to begin with. Address o. K, care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-03-21
WANTED-MALE HELP

START a mail order business of your
 own, but not with a cheap trick or novelty. I made $50,000 in five years and began small l will show you how to start right Send for my free book let today. Heacock, Box 913, Lockport, N. Y. S-7-tf
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

sc0Dysigh< Dodd, hsad Company
speaking O money" said the night
Waterman thoughtfully. as he selected
m empty soapbox on the wharf for a
seat. ''the whole world would be diff
ferent II we all 'ad more Of 1t. It would
be brighter and 'appier place for
everybody.
"Of course It's the being short that
sharpens people," he admitted thought
fully: "the sharpest man I ever knew
never 'ad a ha'penny in Is pocket, and
the ways e had O. getting other chaps
TO pay for Is beer would ha' made is
fortin at the law II ED only 'ad the
dedication. Playful little chap q was.
I've seen men wot didn't know i'm
stand I'm pot o. beer and then foller
i'm up the road to see i'm knock down
. policeman as ed promised. They'd
foller I'm to the fust policeman e met.
an then ed point them out and say
they were goin' to half kill I'm, an
the policeman 'ud just stroll up an
ask 'em wot they were angling about
for, but I never card of q chap telling
i'm. They used to go away struck all
Of cap. He died In the accident
ward of the London horsepittle, poor
chap"
He shook his head thoughtfully, and
ignoring the statement Of Waterman
at the next wharf that 1t was a fine
evening, shifted his guild and laughed
rumblingly.
The funniest way O. raising the
wind ever card Of" he, said In ex-
PLANTATION, was one that 'appened
about Is years ago. I'd just taken my
discharge as A. B. from the North
Star. trading between here and the
Australian ports. and the men wot the
thing 'appened to was shipmates O.
mine, although on'y firemen.
I'm about a week arter we was paid
on at the Albert docks these chaps
was all cleaned out. and they was all
In despair, with q thirst wot wasn't
half quenched and a spree wot was
on'y In a manner o. speaking just be-
gun, and at the end Of that time they
came round to room wot 'ad, to
see wot could be done. There was
four Of EN- in all; old Sam Small. Gin
ger Dick, Peter Russet and orphan
nevy of Sans whose father and moth;
or was dead. The mother lad been 'alf
niger an 'alf Malay when she was
living. and Sam was always pertickler
careful to point out that his nevy took
arter 'er. 1t was enough to make the
pore woman turn in 'er grave to say
30, but Sam used to say that e
owed II to is brother to explain.
"'Wot's to be done? ses Peter Rus
set, arter they'd all said wot miserable
chaps they was, an 'ow badly sailor
men was paid. We're all going to
sign on In the Lands End. but she
doesn't sail for fortnight; wot's to
be done In the meantime for to liver
There's your watch. Peter ses old
Sam, dreamy-like, and there's Ginger's
ring. It's q good job you KEEP that
ring, Ginger. We're all In the same
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
-.My idea 4 this. ,ss Ginger: -,

my idea - this ses Ginger: take
10 cloes on i'm and dress I'm up In
that there winder-blind. or something
O the kind; tie i'm up with bit o.
line, and take i'm around to Ted Red
dish in the 'Ighway and sell I'm for q
'undred quid as wild man of Borneo.'
"'Wot?' screams Beauty. in an
awful voice. Let go. Peter; let 60.
dye hear?'
""Old your noise, Beauty, while
your elders IL speaking SEES Is uncle.
and could see Q was struck with the
idea.
"'You Jest try dressing me up in =
winder-blind.' SEES his nevy. half-crying
with rage.
Listen to reason, Beauty ses Gin
ger; 'you'll ave your share Of the tin;
It'll only be for day or two. and then
when we've cleared out you can make
your escape. and there'll be rs pounds
for each Of u.s.
None Of 'em said q word about me:
two of 'em was sitting on my bed;
Ginger was using 'ankerchief O. mine
wot q found in the fireplace. and
Peter Russell 'ad 'ad drink out o.
the Jug on my washstand, and yet they
never even mentioned me. That's fire-
men all over. and that's 'ow 1t is they
got themselves 30 disliked.
1T took 'em best part OF an our
to talk round young Beauty, an the
langwidge they see At to use made me
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

"Our baby boy broke out with &C.
xema on his face when one month old.
One place on the side of his face the
size of nickel was raw like beefsteak
for three months. and he would cry
out when I bathed the parts that were
sore and broken out. gave him
three months treatment from good
doctor. but at the end Of that time the
child was no better. Then my doctor
recommended Cuticura. After using
q cake of Cuticura Soap. q third of a
box Of Cuticura Ointment. and half q
bottle Of Cuticura Resolyent he was
well and his face was as smooth as any
baby's. He Is now two years and q
half old and no eczema has reappeared.
Mrs. M. L. Harris. Alton. Kan, May
il and June IL. 1907"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
Trxx1b and
Quality

appeal 70 the Wsll-Infomsd n every
walk Of Life and arc essential 70 permanent
success and crcditable standing. Accom-
ingly. II Is not claimed that Syrup Of Fig
and Elixir Of SIENNA Is the only remedy q
known value. but ono Of many reasons
why II = the best Of personal and family
lsxatives Il the fact that II cleanses,
sweetens and relieves the internal organs
ON which II acts without any debilitAting
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
II acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly a. laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as Il is free from al objection
able substances. To get it, beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug
gists.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
Tho Three Grade. Of MIX.

A city man took house In the coun-
try for the summer. He sought out q
farmer at once, looked over the cows
on the farm, found them to his liking,
and said:
my servant will come to you every
morning for quart of milk"
"All right" said the farmer; 1T will
be eight cents"
"But 1t must be pure milk. mind"
said the city man, absolutely pure"
"In that case 1t will cost you ten
cents"
Very good. And you will milk the
quart from the COW in my servants
presence?" ~
"Yes-for IL Observation-Disclosures
Star
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

thankful to think that the parrots
didn't live to larn 1t.
you never saw anything like
Beauty when they ad finished with
i'm. II e was bad In is cloes, e was
perfeck horror without 'em. Ginger
Dick faxed i'm up beautiful. but there
was no pleasing i'm. Fust he found
fault with the winder-blind, which e
said didn't At; then e grumbled about
going barefoot, then e wanted some
think to 'ide Is legs, which was
natural considering the shape Of 'em.
1--WE must ave cab SEES old Sam.
Ginger went out fust and opened
the cab door, and then stood there
waiting becos at the last moment the
wild man said the winder-blind was
slipping down. They got I'm out at
last, but before @ could get In the cab
was going up the road at ten miles
an hour. with Ginger Angling on to tho
door calling to It to stop.
There was a fine scene at Ted Red
dish's door. Ginger said that II there
was bit Of a struggle 1t would be q
good advertisement for Ted Reddish.
"'Wot's all this?' SEES Reddish, who
was tall, thin man, with dark mus
tache.
Its wild man o. Borneo,' ses
Ginger, painting: we caught i'm in a
forest in Brazil. an we've come ERE
to give you the fust offer
""E amt very fine specimen ses
Ted Reddish, at last.
cts the red side-whiskers I don't
like SEES his wife. Besides. who ever
card Of a wild man in collar an
necktieT .
"'Oh. beg your pardin,' SEES Mrs.
Reddish to Ginger, very polite. 7
thought It was funny wild man should
be wearing a collar. It's my mistake.
That's the wild man, 'spose, on the
'earthrugr
"'He don't look wild enough. SEES
Reddish.
"'No: 'e's much too tame ses Is
wife. shaking her yaller curls.
THE chaps all looked at each other
then. and the wild man began to think
It was time he did somethink; and the
nearest thing andy being Ginger's leg.
q put IL teeth into It. Anybody might
ha' thought Ginger was the wild man
then. the way q went on. and Mrs.
Reddish said that even II he 30 far for
got hisself as to use SIGH langwidge
afore 'er. g oughtn't to before q poor
'eathen animal. kss
"'How much do you want for I'm?
SEES Ted Reddish, AFTER Ginger 'ad got
Is leg away. and taken It to the win
der to look at 1t.
Zone 'undred pounds SEES old Sam.
cts agin our way Of doing bust
ness SEES Ted Reddish. II II 'ud been
. lion or = tiger We could. but wild
men we never do
1.-The thing is,' ses Mrs. Reddish. a.
the wild man started on Rhsset's leg
and was pulled on by Sam and Ginger.
where to put 'im.'
well. we must put I'm in cage
by hisself. I s'pose,' ses Reddish, hut
We can't be put to much expense. I'm
sure the money We spent in cats meat
for the last Wild man We 'ad was
awful
"Don't you spend too much money
on cats meat for 'im,' ~ Sam, "6d
very likely leave II. Bringing I'm 'oune.
We used to Give I'm the came q ~
I'd ourselves, and hs got On ali right'
BIT 'ow an - sscape 49,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
AptIy Defined.

A woman In town lying under the
Rockies was much distressed at hear
Ing small clique In her town refer
to themselves as the smart set" She
appealed to an ex-United States sena-
tor and asked him what he understood
BY the term the smart set" He re-
Piled: II think I can give you an ink
ling. In the eastern part Of Colorado
and the western. part Of Nebraska
there Is large tract Of land known as
the rain belt 1t never rains there"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
TEsrlNo PAINT.

Property owners should know how
to prove the purity and quality Of
white lead. the iuost important paint
ingredient. before paying for 1t. 10
all who write, National Lead Co.. the
largest manufacturers Of pure white
lead. send free OUTFIT with which to
make simple and sure test Of white
lead, and also free book about paint.
Their address is Woodbridge Bldg.
New York City.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
Wanted to Be sure.

Towards father is named Harold,
and these two names Of those SO dear
to her are often on his mothers lips.
Howard had asked to be taught the
big prayer at night instead Of the
childish Now lay me-" After he had
been saying 1t for q month to his
mothers satisfaction, he said to her
one night as she was leaving the
room:
Mother, ! am not sure say that
prayer just right. Is 1t Howard be
thy name or Harold be thy nameT
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
Sometimes Hard to Tell.

George Eliot says that the express
sion on a woman's face when she Is
sewing tells the story Of the woman's
heart. II she is happy and contented.
or possibly slovenly and Indifferent.
she may smile and look the happi-
ness she either feels or is incapable
of feeling. If she has many things to
worry her and Is possibly planning
how to make ten cents do a dollars
worth Of good. OF II she is naturally a
vixen, 1t will show in her face. so aft
er all 1t is not safe to predicate az tc
what her sewing face reveals.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
The Usual Luck.

Hewitt-That new watch Of yours Is
beauty.
Jewitt-Yes. but don't get any
chance to show It; whenever anybody
asks what time 1t Is somebody is sure
to see clock before can get my
watch out.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
srA1. or ONO crrI OF TOLEDO. ! 80.

LucAs COUNTY. S.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he b senior
partner OF the nrm OF y. !. CHENEY 4 Co.. doing
business In the City Of Toledo. County and state
Aforesaid. and that said nrm win pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case OF CATARRH that cannot bc cured BY the use Of
HALLS CArARRH CURE.
Sworn 70 before me and subscribed IN my presence,
this sth day Of December. A. D.. 1885,
A. W. GLEASON,
! NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure b taken internally and acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system Send for testimonials. free
FL. CHENEY a CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists 7sc.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

Smokers appreciate the quality value of
LeT Single .t Binder P.o cigar Your dealer
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
PRESCRIBED curlcuRA

After Other Treatment Falled-RaW
Eczema on saby's Face Had
Lasted Three Months-At Last
Doctor Found Cure.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

II you don't ct the best Of It, make
he best OF It.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

Smokers have to call for Lewis Singls
Binder cigar to get it. You dealer o.
Lewis Factory, Peoria. Ill.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

Talk not Of good life, but let thy
good life talk.-Schiller.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

II you have anything to do. do II
ion't loaf on the Job.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup.
For children teething, softcns the Eufns, reduces -
dAmmation. aiays palm cures wind coiio. Ma bne11a
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

FAR1iS FOR RENT or sale on crop Pes.
rents. J. MuL.HALI.. Sioux City. 4.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

He who hesitates much viii accom-
plish little.-von Moltke.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
HYGIENIC TOWEL

Sanitary and o Marvelously Quick Dryer
towel which Is sure to receive Immediate and mose
hearty welcome by the From every pointo view.
economical as well as sanitary Is by long odds the
best that has been put before tho public. Tho
"Hygenlc" possesses every good quality that Ia pos
slble To be put In towel 1t Is OF strong, massive
rough texture, Assuring good IL porous, and
absorbs moisture quickly. drying the body with
hardly any effort II isa apd nbsorbcr of water and
itremains entirely cdorcss- ismado In four sizes:
1880 1Oc apiece. 18x4O 15c apiece.
2Ox44 SOC apiece. 21x6O SOC apiece.
Send for one pal for sample. Money returnedif
the manufacturers. THE HYGIENIC MILLS,
York and Howard Streets Philadelphia, Pm.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

II you would not cease to love man
kind, you must not cease to do them
good.--Maclaren.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
An Income for Life

Every man looks forward 20 the day when be may
retire from the heat and battle OF life and spend ng
declining years In the enjoyment Of substantiel
income. OIL like steel has made a tnouand MIL
cates In his enterprise enormously wealthy, NouiA
you like 70 belong to second Standard OH He4siy
that at some stage Of ther thcy secured tosk
In young corporation, which. IL grew and Hour
ished, made their stock enormously valuable an4
gave II = substantial income producing poyer. u
you are studying ways and means BY which you
may, NJ one lucky stroke, insure yourself
- LIFE INCOME
Send for particulars about the millionaire making
industries, OIL Asphalt and Rubber IN tchfch trs cfeS
p0u participation under conditions " here you can
reap enovn,ous profits, We will mail our expensive
and informative booklet to any reader OF this paper
request, absolutely without obligation and with
out charge. Send for II today.
PITTSBuRG-SALT LAKE OIL co.
Keystone Building, PIrrsBuha, PA.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

Small Urchin Ito major. who has
been thrown from horse into pond)--
Hi. mister. as you 'appens to be in the
water. would you mind looking for
Willies whistle?
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10
Business Genius.

He who can be "all things to all
men"-solicitou Of ones patronage.
comparatively Indifferent to another:
who can study his customers likes
and dislikes. and meet them In all
their varying. and very oftan annoy
ing. moods--is he who is going to DO
most successful. The ability to do this
may be described as business genius
and It is perhaps the most rare genius
in the world.-Men's Wear.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-10-10

~ Your Eyes Bother You
get box of PETTITvS EYE SALVE, old
reliable, most successful eye remedy made.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. y.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1908-02-14
LEAD TRIMS MINERS.

High School Players are Still Going
at Fast Ciip-Scorc is 1910.
Another Rapid City team went
down to defeat before the fierce on
slaught Of the Lead High Schol bas-
ket ball team last Saturday evening
in game played at Lead, between
the School of Mines and Lead.
The score was 45 to 10 in favor of
the local eXponen,s of the art of
tossing the ball into the basket while
endeavoring to keep the other from
doing likewise.
Captain Overpeck of the Miners
made six of the points scored by his
team onfield baskets, he being the on
~ one who was at all successful in
this department of the sport.
i'he crowd at one stage of the
game allowed its partisan feeling to
get away socompletely that the ref
cree threatened to call off the con-
test and in this he was backed up by
the High School authorities, where
upon things quie,ud down enough to
permit the resumption of play.
The Lead boys are expected down
this way some time during the lat
ter part of this month and in the
meantime the local players will
spend their spare time preparing to
give them a better argument than
was furnished last week. The Mi
ners have been together IS a team
for only short time and with more
practice the good material in sight
can no doubt be developed into first
rate team.
The men making the trip to Lead
were: Captain Overpeck, Trygstad,
Coolidge, Saville, Willard, Jeffries,
Smith, Ehle, Anderson and Lewis.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1908-02-14
ENGINEER LEA HERE.
State Official Spends Early Part O.
Week in Rapid Transacting
RuSinoSS

State Engineer Samuel Fl. Lea was
in the city this week attending to a
number of matters in connection
with the duties incumbent on his Of
flee, among theme being the ques-
ton of certain water power rights
in which Frank Lockhart and a num-
Der OF other persons are interested
MIR. Lea went up on the Crouch
Lines Monday morning to make a
personal inspection of the situation
returning that evening What his
decision was in the matter cannot
be made for week or two when Mr.,
Lea will have returned to Pierre.
The state official made a trip down
the valley to investigate some water
right claims Tuesday, returning in
the evening, going at once to Hot
Springs where some more problems
await his arrival.
Mr. Lea is a dry farming enthusi-
asst and attended the Dry Farm
ing Congress held in Salt Lake CITY
last month. He is a member of the
executive board OF the congress and
is doing everything in his power to
turn South Dakotas arid spots into
crop producing soil.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1908-02-14

That both aforesaid affiliated and
lif memberships shall have all the
privileges of delegate to the meet
ings Of this Congress and shall fur
ther receive from the Secretary from
this time to the time such bulletins
and other information as may be
printed by this Congress for circu-
lation among its delegates and men,
bers, which shall include to each
member and delegate an official copy
of the proceedings of each Congress. y
The literature which you will re-
ceive by becoming member of this
Congress will be we'll worth the small
membership fee required and it is
earnestly desired that all interested
in Dry farming, send to Fisher Har-
ris, Secretary, Salt Lake City, Utah.
their name and address, with the
membership fee which will entitle
them to the above privileges.
Samuel H. Lea,
Member Executive Committee of
'TransIMissouri Dry Farming Con-
gress.