The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-03-18

dreamed Of a hundred years ago don't
count now. Darfore after q good deal
Of thought and figgerin' I desire to
present you de follerin', which will
stand until further notice as de only
club:
saTo dream dat you am walkin' along
de seashore and find a diamond breast.
pin signerfes dat dar am gwine to be
sickness In your family. II you hain't
got no family, den your aunt or your
uncle am gwine to be tooken down. 1t
you hain't got relative on airth,
you'll be tooken yourself, and salt
peter won't save you.
ssTo dream dat you am a Goldfish
sailin' along de briny deep is one of
de best dreams I know of. It signer-
fies dat when de landlord comes to
collect de next months rent he am
gwine to drop a ten dollar bill on de
foh and not notice 1t.
'To dream dat yor am lobster and
dat in attackin' a schoolma'am walk
in along de shore you have one OF
your claws knocked Of am a dream
dat soon brings results. De police am
gwine to be watchin' in de alley fur
you.
$40 dream dat you am whale and
am swimmin' around and takin' up
most of de Atlantic, ocean signeries
dat when you go to your job in de
mawnin' de boss am gwine to glib you
de bounce. He's found a dago who
will work 50 cents day cheaper.
ITO dream dat you am giraffe sig
nerfles dat you will be higher in de
air very soon. It may mean dat you
am gwine to climb persimmon tree,
and it may mean dat you am gwine to
be 'lected to some Office. While you
am waitin' to see which don't work too
hard.
"On three different occasions widin
a year my old woman has dreamed dat
she was bunch Of bananas end dat
I was steppin' for'ds to pick one off.
On each and ebery occashun she has
found nickel on de sidewalk next
day.
i'To dream dat you wandered out in
de kentry and found great big wa
termillyon and took it home and dat
when you cut it de core was as red as
blood and when you tasted it it seem
ed fit food fur de angels don't signerfy
good luck onless you furder dream dat
you got rid Of de rinds befor' de police
come around.
''To dream dat you am pullet sit
tin on de roost and dat de hand Of a
culpd man am reachin' up to grab
your leg and make you his signer6es
dat you am gwine to win on de next
boss race. If you am in lub it signer-
6es marriage.
A clothesiine Dream.
zone night two months ago dream
ed dat I was q clothesline and dat de
old woman was hangin' out de Monday
wasliin' on my back. 1 woke up in a
sweat. I jest felt dat I was in fur
bad luck, but de VERY next day de
grocer weighed me out three pounds Of
butter fur two, and Sir Isaac Walpole,
who had owed me a dollar fur six
months, come along and paid it.
s'If any Of you have got de idea dat
to dream Of countin' money signerfes
good luck you'd better drap it at once.
DE man next doah to me dreamed dat
dream one night last month, and when
he woke up in de mawnin' he found
dat de hawgs had got in and rooted
up all his taters.
''To dream dat you see white boss,
a black cat- yaller calf and spot.
ted COW chasin' each odder around a
lot signeraes danger. You may fall
off de roof Of de house or de ole wO
man may 60 fur you wild de rollin
pin.
'eTo dream dat you am wheelbar
rer and dat a fat man am wheelin
you along de street signerfes dat you
will visit hospital very soon. You