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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
New York the Venice Of America

It is a surprising thing to know that
New York city, although not known
as the American Venice, contains
more islands than any city but Venice,
for within its boundaries are 81 sep
arate and distinct islands, most OF
which, encircled by deep water, will
afford unlimited shipping accommoda,
tons and dockage for the commerce
of future years, to reach undreamed of
proportions, judging from past and
present growth.-The Giant City New
York." National Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Real PHILOSOPHER.

Philosophy, says Jerome X. Jerome,
Is the art Of bearing other peoples
troubles. The truest philosopher he
ever heard Of was woman. She was
brought into the London hospital suf-
fering from a poisoned leg. The house
surgeon made hurried examination.
He was man of blunt speech. 1T
will have to come on" he told her.
What, not all of it?" THE whole OF
It, I'm sorry to say" growled the
house surgeon. Nothing else for TT"
mo other chance for you whatever"
explained the house surgeon. "Ah,
we'll, thank Gawd it's not my cad"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
HEALTH AND INCOME
Both Kept Up on Scientific Food.

Good sturdy health helps one a lot
to make money.
With the loss Of health ones income
is liable to shrink, IL not entirely
dwindle away
When young lady has TO make her
own living, good health is her best
asset.
Il am alone in the world" writes
a Chicago girl, dependent on my own
efforts for my living. ] am a clerk, and
about two years ago through close APP
plication TO work and boarding
house diet, became a nervous in
valid, and got SO bad off Il was almost
impossible for me to stay in the office
a half day at time
"a friend suggested to me the idea
OF trying Grape-Nuts, which I did,
making this food a large part OF at
least two meals a day.
To-day / am free from brain-tire,
dyspepsia, and all the ills of an
overworked and improperly nourished
brain and body. To GrapeNuts l owe
the recovery Of my health, and the
ability to retain my position and in
come" There's Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich, Read "The Road to Well
yille," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
Interest.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Remarkable Strawberry Record.

One of the most remarkable straw.
berry records comes from the patch
of oliver Black, Pittsburg, Pa, whose
plants averaged little more than one
quart of berries each. He writes:
"last season we sold $500 quarts Of
berries from the 5000 thoroughbred
plants. The highest price received was
Is cents quart; the lowest eight
cents; the average was ten cents.
They were all fine berries"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
BROTHER CHARLESP.
HAS GREATLY AIDED WIN. H. TAFT
IN RACE FOR FAME.
Cincinnati Editor is a Man OF Hobbies,
the Biggest Of Which Is the Re-
publican Candidate for
President.

Cincinnati.-In a quiet corner office
OF high building which he owns, in
this city, with only a bookkeeper to
keep him company, you will find any
day, when he is not in New York
looking at old masters and porcelains.
a quiet, slim, white bearded man. But
for him William II. Taft might never
have gone to the Philippines or be-
come secretary of war or a candidate
for president. u .TWI.|tl.
did we beat the P on the base
ball extra last night?" Charles p. Taft
calls downstairs to the editor of the
newspaper which he owns. He en-
Joys his newspaper which has as live
ly headlines as any in the middle
west. Baseball interests him equally
with Gainsboroughs and Sir Joshuas.
He owns a large interest in the Gin.
cinnati baseball club, in the gas works
and the street car lines, in the leading
hotel and the opera house, not to men
tion much real estate; or rather, he
and his wife together. Her fortune
he has multiplied.
One day the editor told him Of a
smart baseball reporter who was look
ing wistfully at broken down league
team and signing for capital. How
much do you want?' Charles p.
asked the reporter. "One hundred
thousand dollars" Very good" said
Charles p, who had been watching
that young man for year. We'll go
into partnership" A quiet man who
makes business deals in this fashion
naturally needs only a bookkeeper
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
NOT ONLY COULD, BUT DID.
Mr.. Grandon Able to Bear Testimony
to Wife's Accomplishments.

Sometimes there is a drop Of regret
In the cup Of Joy served by fate to the
husband OF brilliant talker. II
should think 1t would be a privilege
to sit at the table with your wife
three times a day." said one Of Mrs.
Grandon's ardent feminine admirers.
Only twice a day." said Mr.. Gran
don. with a bow. Il do not go home
at noon"
TOO bad!" said the admirer. I'VE
could not get on without her at club
I'm sure. Why, believe she could
talk inteliigently on thousand top
tcs!"
"She can-and does" said Mr.. Gran.
don, ami with another bow he slipped
out Just as his wife appeared. -
Youths Companion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
To Spread Temperance Cause.

Mrs. Katherine l.. Stevenson has
been commissioned by the Information.
al Woman's Christian Temperance
Union to make a tour through China,
Japan and Hawaii. She is to visit the
most important educational institu.
lions of the three countries and ex.
plain to the faculties and students the
temperance measures adopted by the
Woman's Christian Temperance Union.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
More Than Proof.

Cautious Official-Has your friend
tact and administrative ability?
Enthusiastic Indorser-He never
umpired a baseball game yet where
anybody kicked.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
The Spoiled Child

mo" growled little Willie, II don't
want that big pink necktie on
ut doesn't matter what you want"
replied his mother, you must have IL
on"
well, II you put II on me I'll cry all
over II and thatll spoil it."-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

qunpt. was in terrible condition,
bu Doan's Kidney Pills have cured
meSand have enjoyed perfect health
since" ''a'f ' rF via Ity
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents q box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Woman Wins Scholastic Honor

Miss Stella Schaffer delivered the
valedictory address for the graduating
class of the Eclectic Medical college Of
the city Of New York at the recent
commencement exercises. 1t is the
first time in more than ten years that
such an honor has fallen to a woman.
Miss Schaffer was also the winner Of
the electrotherapeutic prize. "a
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

was so bad with kid
ney trouble that I
could not straighten
up after STOPPING
without sharp pains
shooting through my
back. l had dizzy
spells. was nervous
and my eyesight af-
fected. The kidney
secretions were ir-
regular and too fire.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
HORTICULTURE
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EXTENSION FOR FRUIT LADDER.
u viii Prove Handy In Use on High
Branched Trees.

To extend ladder for picking fruit
or trimming trees use piece Of 2x4
pine of any desired length. At one
end nail a piece three inches wide, as
long as the width of the ladder. and as
thick as the diameter of the rungs.
Across the middle of this cleat nail a
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

This forms a hook to catch over the
third rung as seen at A. b is the same
as A except 1t has a button which
will turn over the first rung. The cleats
stiffen the pole sideways with the lad
der This can be removed in an in
slant by turning the button, and laid
aside for another year.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
FREE SHAVE.

Kind Sentleman-My poor man, Of
all the bad scrapes you've had, which
was the worst?
Rambling Rupert-De worse scrape
l ever had. sir, was when got shaved
in barber college.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

There is at least one woman in the
world for every man in the world TO
think the world of. atI
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
Your DRUGGIST viii Tell You

That Murine Eye Remedy Cures Eyes,
Makes Weak Eyes Strong. Doesn't Smart.
Soothes Eye Pain and Sells for soc.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

A two-faced woman is more danger
GUS than a bare-faced lie.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

If there is any one thing that a
woman breads more than anotherit
is surgical operation.
We can state without fear of a
contradiction that there are hun
dreds, yes, thousands, of operations
performed upon women in our hos
pitfalls which are entirely unneces-
sary and many have been avoided by
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

FITS. 81. Vitus' Dance and Nervous Diseases per.
manently cured by DR. Kline's treat Nerve Restorer
Send for FREE 500 trial bottle and treatise. Dr
X II. Kline. Id, 93l Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

To get good is human; to do good is
human; to be good is divine.--Marti.
neau.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces IN
nammation, aays pain, cures wind colo. $50 abotte.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

AS the soil, however rich II may
be, cannot be productive without cul
ture, so the mind without cultivation
can never produce good fruit.-Seneca
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

Aliens Foot-Ease, n Powder
For swollen, sweating feet Gives slant relief The
original powder for the feet. 2bc at all Druggist
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
A TERRIBLE CONDITION.
Tortured by sharp Twlnges, Shooting
Pains and Dizziness.

Hiram Center SIS South Oak
street, Lake City, Mimi, saws, al
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

The right kind Of q doctor leaves
well enough alone. rravgI Hs
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01

Your grocer returns your money II you don't
like Schillings Best. we pay him.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
LYDIA E. PlNKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

For proof of this statement read
the following letters.
Mrs. Barbara Base, of Kingman,
Kansas, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
"For eight years suffered from the
most severe form of female troubles and
was told that an operation was my only
hope Of recovery. i wrote Mrs. Pinkham
for advice, and took Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and it has saved
my life and made me a well woman"
Mrs. Arthur II. House, of Church
Road, Moorestown. N. D., writes:
~ feel it is my duty to let people
know what Lydia L. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound has done for me. I
suffered from female troubles, and last
March my physician decided that an
operation was necessary, My husband
objected, and urged me to try Lydia
Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and to-day i am well and strong"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
COFFEE

There is a time for good
tea, and a time for good
coffee; there is no time for
poor either.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-01
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia Il. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, Inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, and backache. II
Mrs. PinlSham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-02-14
BUFFALO Is CLASSED
AS A COUNTRY TOWN
Police Court Bailiff Wakes Wroth
When Justice t'aIigns His Place
of Brth-Speeder Is
Fined

= 81 do not know how fast I was go
ing" said E. ]. Bolz, when arraigned
in Police Justice Roses court charged
with violating the speed ordinance. i
did not have a sreudometer, but l sup
pose 1 was travelling a little faster than
the limit. I came from Buffalo snort
time ago and am not entirely familiar
with the speed laws of Los Angeles.
1.-THE court cannot accept that as an
excuse" said Justice Rose. People
who come here from country towns
should familiarize themselves with the
ordinances before driving their auto
mobiles"
At the mention of country towns
everyone in the room smiled, and the
young man turned red in the face.
"Ten dollars or ten days" said the
court. BoIz paid the fine.
The idea of CHASING Buffalo as
country town was too much for Ballltf
Hubbard, who formerly lived in Buff
falo, and his face Redeemed with the
exertion of suppressing an outburst
He quickly recovered and muttered:
II wonder If the judge said that for
my benefit
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-02-14
POLICE COURT HUM0R
is FOLLOWED BY FINE
Justice Tells Auto Driver to Learn
Gospel Hymn Which Applies to
His Case, Then Taxes Man
Three Dollars

Justice Rose was in a facetious hui
NOR yesterday afternoon, and several
filters broke the silence of the court
room as the result of his remarks dur
ing the trial of A. NJ. Parsons, ar
raigned on a misdemeanor charge, 1T
being alleged he drove an automobile
without having the rear light burning
what have you to say?" said the
court, after he had read the charge.
well, your honor, 1 suppose l am
guilty. 1 left home in a hurry to get
some medicine, but failed to examine
the machine to see if the tail light was
all right.
"There are extenuating circumstances
in most cases. said the justice. Your
overlooking the fact that the tail light
as not burning in your haste to get the
medicine mitigates the offense to GER
tain extent, but we cannot get around
the fact that you violated an ordinance.
Mr.. Parsons, it would be we'll for you
to remember the old gospel hymn, Let
the lower lights be burning
Parsons was fined 50, which he paid.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-02-14
LOS ANGELES PRAISED
BY NOTED ELK EDITOR
Antler of New York City Boosts City
of Angels for the Annual
Gathering of the
3. p. o. {

One of the biggest boosts received
by the local Elks for the coming con-
vention of Elks, which Los Angeles
hopes to capture, has been received by
Postmaster Motley H. Flint, chairman
of the Elks' boosting committee" in
Los Angeles. and which he saw in the
February number of The Elks-Antler,
the leading Elk paper of New York
city. The editor of the publication, Ar
thur G. Moreland has the following
good things to say for Los Angeles and
the coming Elks national gathering:
For many years the good brothers
of Los Angeles have made pilgrimages
to the sites selected by the grand lodge
for its annual meet, and every year
they have so impressed themselves
upon the brothers with whom they have
been brought into contact that the in
quiry, Why don't you ask for the
grand lodge?' has become a hackneyed
expression.
LOS Angeles is asking for the grand
lodge for 1909, and while perhaps the
distance to be travelled by the writer
appears onerous, yet he cannot refuse
to support the claim of Los Angeles
lodge for anything It wants that his
small influence can help them secure.
1t would i'll become the senior living
P. E r. of the Pacific coast to oppose
the wishes of a California lodge in a
matter of this kind. and the numerous
warm friendships with the brothers of
No. SO make it still greater impossi-
bility. So if The Elks-Antler can be
of any assistance to Los Angeles lodge,
and the vote of its editor of any use in
securing the coveted prize, they can
count upon it until the decision is
reached. 1t might be well to add also
that of all the spots on this continent
where comfort can be obtained, where
true hospitality will be shown, where
the climate and conditions are the most
perfect. Los Angeles will satisfy every
requirement.
brothers Brink. Darmody, Hagan,
Mott. ct al, please accept this as my
answer"
Those mentioned in the article are all
well known local Elks. John e. Brink
being proprietor of the Saddle Rock
cafe, Thomas ]. Darmody being one of
the proprietors of the Belmont cafe,
while DR.. Ralph Hagan is well known
Los Angeles physician and ]. G. Mott
IS z prominent member of the local bar.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-02-14
CHARGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT
AGAINST CASHIER DISMISSED

The complaint sworn to in Justice
Summerfields court against r. F. Moss,
charging embezzlement from the Maier
Brewing company, has been withdrawn.
Moss, who was cashier for the brew
ing company, failed to appear for work
Monday morning and since then an in
vestigation of his books has been car
rled on. Their good condition has puz-
zled his employers to account for his
disappearance.
When his room was searched a note
signed Bessie and asking him to
meet her downtown was found, and it
is surmised that the couple have left
the city together.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-02-14
YBARRA FREED BY
VERDICT OF JURY
Perjury Case Comes to an End After
Three Days Trial--Had Tes-
titled in the Arnaz Di-
Vorce Case

After a trial lasting three days a
jury yesterday morning returned a
verdict of not guilty in the case OF
lose M. Ybarra, who was charged with
perjury in testimony given in the di-
vorce suit of Beatrice Arnaz against
James Arnaz.
Leo Monreal who was charged joint
ly with Ybarra, was convicted several
months ago and sentenced to serve ten
years in the penitentiary.
His case is now on appeal and, as
the testimony of both men at the time
of the divorce suit was given in re-
gard to similar circumstances, ii is be-
lieved MonreaPs attorneys will take
advantage of III, facts brought out in
the trial just closed.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-02-14
TELLS YOUTH
DANGERS OF SPEEDING
Boy Who Has Been Warned Repeat
eddy by Police Pays Fine of
SIS When Arraigned
in Court

Martin Alsuet, about II years of age,
was arraigned in Police Justice Rose
court yesterday on a charge of speed
ing.
He had been warned repeatedly
against driving his motorcycle at
high rate of speed. He is the sole sup
port of his mother, and Justice Rose
did not want to send him to prison or
fine him.
After giving the boy talk on the
folly and dangers of speeding, he told
him the next time he was brought into
court on a similar charge straight jail
sentence would be the result.
The court imposed fine of 30, when
the lad aid.
Others who were fined for speeding
were: Bert Van Nuys, $1b; JACK Boyle
IS, and F. G. Adkins, $40.
J. Young was arraigned in Police
Justice Frederickson's court for speed
ing and was fined $40.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-02-14
SAYS PRISONERS WERE
SENTENCED ILLEGALLY
Men Tried During Recent Bank HoIi-
days Given Liberty by Verdict
of Superior Court
Judge

f. j. Webb and ]. H. Gilbert, who
were each sentenced to serve $50 days
by a police Justice during the holidays
declared by Governor Gillett, were
yesterday released by Judge Smith of
the superior court on writs of habeas
corpus. The court decided the men
had been committed unlawfully.
The men had completed ninety days
of their sentence and Deputy City
Prosecutor Guy Eddie, who appeared
yesterday for the defense, expressed
satisfaction with the ruling of the
court.
Many other persons were sentenced
during the same period of holidays,
which We're declared to protect the
banks and other business interests of
the state
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-02-14
MAY ASK FOR
BAT7LESHIPS
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE RE-
cEIVEs REQUEST
LATTER WANTS LOCAL BODY TO
JOIN IN PETITION
Reception of Evans Fleet, the WASH
ington Excursion and Annual
Banquet Also Discussed
at the Meeting

communications from the Seattle
chamber of commerce were read at the
regular meeting of the Los Angeles
chamber of commerce yesterday after
noon. requesting the latter body TO
pass resolutions asking that the SIX
first class batleships be stationed per
manently along the Pacific coast. The
matter was referred to the committee
on Notifications.
The regular proceedings or the meet
ing were as follows:
At the regular meeting of the board
of directors this afternoon the follow
ing members were elected to member
ship: DIR. ]. H. Martindale, A. Il. Bor-
den, Angus r. Lindley.
The committee on statistics report
ed, recommending that suff1cient
number of books, entitled "Climat-
ology," written by DR.. Remandino on
Southern California, be purchased and
placed in the observation cars OF the
overland trains coming into this city
for the use of the travelling public to
acquaint them with the climatic con-
ditions before they arrive here.
Communication was read from the
Commercial club, Seattle asking the
chamber to pass resolutions requesting
that six first class battleships be per-
manently stationed along the Pacific
coast. The matter was referred to the
committee on Notifications.
Receive Communications
Communication was read from the
commercial organization of New YORK
city asking the chamber to favor bill
now pending before congress wherein
it is requested that pensions be in
creased to the widows and children of
DIR. Lazear and Maj. James Carroll,
members of the yellow fever commit
tee, who died of yellow fever in expert
mental work in Cuba.
The request of the organization was
complied with and resolutions sent ia
voring the increase of pension. In
the matter of holding a general recep-
ton for the officers of Evans fleet in
the rooms of the chamber of COM
merce, in accordance with a letter re-
ceived from the general fleet commit
tee, the chambers fleet committee was
instructed to take up the proposition
and make such arrangements as will
be required.
Every member of the board was re-
quested by the president to be present
at the reception to be given the Walla
Walla and Spokane visitors Friday
evening.
The banquet committee reported
over 300 tickets sold for the banquet,
with indications that all the tickets
would be taken up to the limit.
The Imperial excursion committee
reported that it had increased the num-
Der from i00 10 100 and engaged an ex-
ira diner and two sleepers as the de-
mand was so great as to require these
extra accommodations.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-02-14
INDOOR CIRCUS
CLOSES TOMORROW
Animals to Be Returned to Owners
and Actors Who Are Under Con-
tract Will Take Up Their
Regular Employment

Today and tomorrow are the last
days of the Dick Ferris indoor circus
a fact which every young person, and
lament.
The animals have to go back to the
Sells-Floto people, who will put them
in shape for the road, and many of the
actors are similarly under contract, so
the closing is inevitable in spite of the
great success of the venture.
The show is still intact and will be
kept so to the last moment, so that
today and tomorrow it may be seen in
all it's glory.
1t will be the last chance. Matinee
and night performances will be given
each day.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-02-14
FORMER ASSISTANT CASHIER
ARRAIGNED FOR ENLIGHTENMENT

Frank A. Carlson, the former assis-
tant cashier of the Examiner, was ar
raigned in Police Justice Roses court
yesterday on a charge of felony en-
.bezzlement. He will be brought up for
preliminary examination February "a.
His bail was fixed at $500.
Carlson was the sole support of his
mother, but it is alleged he took the
money for the purpose of playing the
races.
His mother is endeavoring to secure
bonds so he can be released.