The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-23
DRIFTWooD

"rake the job: you're welcome" saya Castro to corles. and now for e new government In Venezuela.
 The thrilling running stery of the Night Rider confessions in point Of hair James backed up in the wings honer- ing for help, ss. = rs ess-
 And now Mir. Carnegie says he doesn't think the steel industry needs protect ion. Don't worry; let Santa come on. the tariff is in the hands ot It's sTiends. few of the weaithiest sociesy wo- men of Paris are wearing wondsrful-i Iy exduisite hand painted opera eloalks. The Innovation has not reached Mont-' gomery up to the. hour Of gailoping on tO press, but artistic hand-paanted cheeks were stirl in good taste. #
 one of the skirt fads of the season Is the ornamentin9 of the back panels, while the sEent is entirely unrelieved' 5.
 Black ia highly fashionable for growu-ups. but children are dressed in delicate shades. and white is yery pop- ~'"sf sg &z s5 s-. q
 Mr. Taft is going to Panauzs in sec we aren't going to drink drop after January 1; cant you guess why! stste's going dry: eSa l Helen Rowland says, every girl whe marries q man trades steady lover fog a steady boarder. However. we would wages like a steady bolt os lightning all right all right Mr. Rockefeller tipped a waiter with e niclle yesterday. No wonder John ia the richest man in the world. ls7 A young father Is very proud of his babyss healthy lungs any time except when they keep him awake in the wee 5n srna hours Of dawn. I ope doesn't have to Insert wand ad to find fault. n on the sidewalk she couldn't stoop to pick 1t up. @
 A sawky sehooi boy can't ten which sppless or falling desperately in love.
 Don't give presents that 1t will take 1 you from now until next July to pay meaning of the spirit Of Sweet YUie. tide, --s I' s4as fel !, | And speaking Of Ynletfde. when Q year. wouldn't you cali 'enp '::Ynle tisd7. Did you ever stop to think that the average man or woman in talking over and over? Few people are deAb crate and emphatic enough in then It doesn't take much strength to raise l fafh h~. A There's many girl in Montgomery who Is sorry she is too big to hang up
 Its always been puzzle to us why one woman tells another a secret ana expects her not to repeat It. when she heavens sake not to be as big a fool as she Is. This is what it really amounts | I Alabama. grand and great,-carye tBa turkey-pass your plate. A Tennessee judge has sentenced q prisoner convicted of drunkenness in . 1 wet county to spend thirty days in a l dry county. Cruel, cruel punishment Some judges have no conscience. r. + #
 Happy 1Ss HidI s,S. .t Qh5i.tmas 1a5I Time. D
 
 1 They count the hours as they play, I ''It won't be long" you hear 'ern say
 ''Till Santa fills the stockings" = Tt won't be long till in his sleigh.
 Drawn by his reindeer. straight this | way, Swift their feet will lightly stray, | while Santa fills the stockings ." .! While tangled eurls and sleepy eyes, 1 Where each head on the pillow lies, s. 1 Awaiting. Christmas morn's surprise. When Santa fills the stockings." Oh to be kid again.
 To know no heartches, know no paia. l Young hearts singing the refrain:
 santall i'll the stockings.''' Greater joys to some are born, -'= Meeting friends helps hearts foriorn.
 But to a kid none beats the morn ...5
 When Santa nlls his stoclking."
 P. H. Az, l "a