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The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10
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SITUATION.

President RQoseNelt's speech at The
Y. NJ. c. A. corner stone laying a
Washington on Thanksgiving Da,
took big" with both races. The eff
feet will be OF a lasting nature. be,
cause hes spoke not only for today
but for many tomorrows. as we'll,
The address was AM eloquent. plea
for the quality of every citizen De.
fore the law. for the equality Of op-
portunity for every man to make
himself all that God intended that
he SHOULD be-regardless of color,
race or creed-and planted his feet
firmly upon the fundamental Amcli-
can principle Of oil men up" with
MERIT as the only test for prefer
| ment in any line Of human endeavor,
and WORTH as the only crucible in
| which each must prove his metal.
The President took the people
wholly into his confidence There
was no shutting, no fencing, no ca
jolery. no playing to the galleries"
made to either the vanity or the
emotions Of the race to which his
remarks were, more particularly di-
rected. 1t was just simple, straight
forward. clean-out, sincere. heart-to
heart talk on plain living and high
thinking that lifted every hearer to
lofticr conception Of the duty OF
man to man. emphasizes more than
ever the rare moral, intellectual and
executive greatness of the man that
stood before them. 1t was speeehl
and better neighbours: it inspired q
stronger sense of fellowship and a
closer civic unity, and instilled the
love O. honorable achievement
scoring with tremendous force De-
cause it came from the lnnermost
soul Of one who in his own life and
character is the embodiment of the
wholesome and progressive doctrine
he breaches.
Every word rang true and every
sentence struck the marrow OF the
situation. Not since foundation of the
Republic has any previous President
delivered an address that has done
SO much to clarity the atmosphere
on the race problem, and no specialist |
on the ills of government has been
able to prescribe q remedy that pro-
misses half SO we'll for the ultimate |
recovery of the American, patient as
the healing utterances that fell fro al !
the lips Of President Roosevelt at |
the capital of the nation on this ulem-
orable Thanksgiving Day.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10

Tor the Naxfo primary and indus
triai for sths psssses ind higher edu-
cetap for the leAaers, G
,,NFollowins SO closely as it did after
the notable address, of SPresidspt
+ Mr. art's speech forms a
Mt companion piece for his prede-
cessor's, Both speeches place the
Negrq before the Republic in his
true iishtsand both should make for
n better understanding between the
races.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10

Walter = Al. Farmer, who had "a
cferkship in the republican national
campaign announces through the
campaign announces throughout the
Chicago Conservator that he is not
a candidate for Register of the
Treasury. This. no doubt, takes an
immense load off of the mind of DR.,
William Tecumseh Vernon
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10
HOOKING RACKWARD.

That The advocate did not .nisin.
.gsf6Tm its readers that a movement
sK on foot to provide separate cars
Tor the races in West Virginia was
more !, than proved by an editorial
appearing last week, i'm the Wheeling
Intelligencer,
The Intelligencer, the only Repub-
lican paper, in the knowledge of the
writer, to take stand against Jim
Grow cars when that question was a
!, live issue, has experienced a sus-
;Riciously sudden change of heart. 1t
now favors Jim Grow cars, and the
reasons stated are SO much like those
advanced in an interview in these
columns last week that one is natu-
rally led to believe that the editorial
! In question was either written or in
spired by the same party.
,EGt After referring to the separation
) OF schools, churches, societies. The
;1ntelligencer says that it is actually
dangerous for white women to travel
/. Negroes. should object, and holsters
up its argument by stating that GER
tain eolored men who have Travelled
IN the southern part Of the state
favor the change.
IIn reply we quote the lntelligencer
of August 10Th, 1908:
}t THE JIM GROW PLANK"
IA distinguished iurist calls attnn-
-tion to a difficulty in which the Jim
: Crow" plank In the Democratic plat
form would involve railroad man
ayers. in the improbable event that
itsshould become a law. Under de-
5cision Of the Supreme Court of the
United States, a colored person with
aiticket from a point in one state to
point in, another state cannot be re-
! CURED, to change cars. Why, the
{ question is asked. should the state
compel one co1ored man to ride in a
certain car. when it cannot require
another colored man, who happens to
be an Interstate passenger. to do so?
Why so discriminate between two
persons, both colored7
= Practically, under proper condi-
tons, there can be no great objection
to segre cations Of the races. We
maintain colored schools, and the
colpred people of their own choice
az a rule support their own churches.
Too often, however, the Jim Crow
law is simply an, excuse for imposing
"A mark of ignominy on respectable,
laW-abiding and worthy colOred men
and women The disorderly and
drunken white tough can be Just as
iiisagreeabIe and just as unfit for as
snciation with respectable people as
the 1isorderly colored tough. The
practical solution of the question is
to give railroads all reasonable pow
ers of enforcing proper travelling
conditions on their cars, regardless
OF race or color. This would enable
a respectable and we'll behaved color
ed man to ride amid respectable sur
rpund ding and require the noisy white
rough to go where he properly be-
longs.'
In passing it might be said that
The Intelligencer, till about year
ago, was owned and controlled by
dyed-in-the-wool Republicans. When
there were hardly enough Republi-
cans in the State to form a corporal s
guard, The Intelligencer began its
career and became the party's Bible.
In the trying days preceding the last
Republican State Convention 1t fell
from grace, nor has it yet been re-
tored to full fellowship.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10

It's dollars to doughnuts that
some .nin-head Negro editor. will raise
a howl because the President failed
to make mention of the race in his
last annual message. to. Congress.
just as if we had not had enough
mention to last us for a generation.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10

f., The refusal of The Pioneer Press
to join in the crusade against Jim
Crow cars surprises no one. The
Press is just obliged TO be different
70 show that it wears no mans cole
lar > $, : -
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10

The appearance of the Intellisen-
Ger jim Crow editorial followed so
Closely upon Mr.. Thos. l.. Norris
return from the southern part of
the state as to appear more than a
mere coincidence. Men have been
hung on weaker evidence.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10

A sentimental editor out in Kansas
asks: Are there any sweeter words
IN the English language than these
~ love you.' Perhaps not: but the
words: Here's that one fifty I owe
You on subscription" are not lacking
In delightful enunciation to the ear
of newspapers man.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10
John l. Sullivan
Wants a Divorce

Chicago, Dec. John l.. SulH-
van, former champion in the pugilis-
tic arena, has filed suit for divorce
against his wife. The charge is in
fidelity. He was married in 1888,
and they separated the following
year.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10
STATE PRESS
Poking the Trusts Ribs.
From Wheeling Register. }

During the recent campaign no
more unreasonably partisan newspa-
per was published in West Virginia
than the morning organ of the local
trust. But since the smoke of Nov
ember's battle has cleared away that
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10
Proceedings in
Congress Today

Washington, Dec. 9.--The house
began its regular business session by
proceeding to the consideration of
the bill providing for the thirteenth
census.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1908-12-10

Mrs Frances Mays was hostess last
week to the Loyal Union. Mrs. Ma
tilda Parker will entertain the club
this evening at her home, on Brooks
street.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11

Grandma - 'Esr ~ --7rised &C
have me come and visit you: Johnny
Not SO surprised Is mamma WAS
Grandma-WhY. >'ts knew | was eo0
Ing. JotIIny Yes What She was sur
prised ri WAS papa.S language When
she told hin about it. Cl4velan9
leader
boCh or those women on nSs gr9alnc
floor OF THAT apartment nousot Sec
ond Beggar-Dead easy. ring beth
bells at the same time. Both women
come 10 the doors at the same time
and each one wants to Guido the Other
--Fiiegende Rlatter.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11
Z GRIEF MENTION. .
, + + + + r + + + + + /. + 4. r +

Attorney r. NJ Hooker is IN Chi
cage transacting business.
T. II. Collier of Altheimcr was It
business visitor in the city yester-
! day.
Mrs Powell Clayton, ,Jr., Of Little
Rock, is the guest Of Mrs. w. d..
Jones.
Adam Robinson returned last
, night from Il business visit 10 l.ittl
Rock.
Mrs.. X; H.. Franklin left tcster-
day for Little Rock. whore she will
visit relatives.
Mr. and Mrs. K c. Thompson leaves
today for Hot Springs. whore they will
enjoy tcn-day vacation.
Ben Sylvester and family have
returned from New Orleans. whcrr
they took in" the Mardl Gras.
J. l.. Norton and family hay"
gone. to Meridian. Miss. where they
will visit relatives for {. few days.
E. A. Howe, IN. Simpson and
Chris Hanley will go to Grassy Lake
today to enjoy an outing for several
days.
Mrs. Grace Bloom left yesterday
for Little Rock and St. Louis, where
she will visit friends and undergo
treatment.
Misses Edna Strauss and Ida Sill
bernagle have returned from a
pleasant visit to Miss Bertha Kim
pie at Dermott.
Mrs. Louis Frieberg, sister OF Mrs.
F.. M. Altschul, after pleasant visit
here with the latter, will return to
her home in Cincinnai today.
Arthur l.. Ferguson Of Fort
Smith, after visit to relatives and
friends in this city for several days,
returned to his home yesterday.
r. P. Byrd has returned from Hot
Springs, where he went some days
ago to rccuperate from an attack OF
Ia grippe. He is much improved.
Mrs. Flournoy of Harrisburg and
Mrs. Latimer of Searcy, after d
pleasant visit with Mrs. II. I. Hold
erness here, returned to their re-
spectiye homes yesterday.
f. B. Bloom, secretary OF the
Travellers Fire Insurance Company
will return tomorrow from two
weeks trip over Southern territory
in the interest Of that company.
Assistant Cashier r. L.. Byrd OF
the Citizens Bank spent yesterday
at Kingsland and during his alb
sence Cashier NJ f. Bloom was III
Mr.. Byrd's cage" at the local bank.
J. 5. Chick left last night for Or
lando, Florida. where he will visit
for few days, returning here lat'a
with his family. They will maks
their future home in this city. MI.
Chick is connected with the Bluff
City Lumber Company
C. Phil Waters, one OF the re-
Gently appointed receivers of the
plant of the Pine Bluff Light ana
Water Company, came down FROM
Little Rock yesterday and spent the
day here transactins business CON
nected with his new duties.
Reverend James !. VanlN and
wife and Miss Eleanor VaulX Of
Somerville. Tenn, arrived in tho
city last night and will spend 4 few
days here with Mr. and Mrs. Sam
Yaulx. They are on their way hone
from ii visit to relatives at Fay
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11
A Russian Fa.Llrnt.

II thu huuaA -, &C.. -,oi4ie o,,1
patton In tie intervals u aces AZ:
gossip, says !iealti, CH!;i}rc. :!.aSt;u.5
tors could learn :; LESSOR fro!a ~.
peasants or southern Russia VITO T..
ercise their ter;H en III" i,"ri, sresi- -
the Caspian -uniiv1Yer. Their, x not :,
snspicloa OF slimulant ahont K. no
chewing gun dyspepsia OF aary lilu2
unisaace IT * u paStue ami Incl
denteliy an excellent de.,itiri.it.. IL
Astrakhan pint Of the requisite seeds
can be bought for a quarter Of penny
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11
An CSItoipo Mar,

Hctac Glt the village harhc"'St l say.
do you know why this mans shop is
hung all over with sacred plctares?
Beine-Oh, yes; that is for the couysu,
sence Of his customers, so that they
may call on all the saints when he
Shayes them.--Meggeudorf Batter
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11
A Closet Full
of Our Groceries

EE. an assurance Of good things to
ys:l@ AZ long as they last Come and
i6e il 4 stock so that you Will %
Ir@Rarea either for bad weather or
.s..taou1d buy them here especially is
G. ina our groceries are reliable. no
h1.a.t1er now little you pay so that the
inexperienced can buy here as safely
r. the expert judge
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11
HELPED Her I'm.

Orchestra Leader never heard til.
prlna GONNA do thot high note rs
well as she did last night. Stage Man
ager-Nor l., You see, Just As Size
reached il she saw mouse In the
wings Yonkers Statesman
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11
NOTIw.

The Jefferson Canning Company is
now ready to contract for Tomatoes,
Beans and Sweet Potatoes. Apply for
contracts at Cotton Belt Savings and
Trust Co, or 7. A. Holmes Co. 3-S-1m
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11
FORTUNE TELLER

The worlds greatest fortune tell
er is in your city. Tells present,
past and future Parlors zoe West
Eif,h ayenue Phone &c. 3-ll-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11
Lee Majesty.

Anu You dcn't tell ne that tha
gen ~ y cook left Mrs. i,ns;' r..
Yes YOU s"r Mrs. Dust refusa,!
change @roccrs when the cook and r.,
delivery boy foil out Puck.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11
ATKINSON GROCER co.

let US make your Spring Suit 2,
-Sntstein &Son. 3-4-tf
Jimmy Roberts. the iIarmOnica
ZsIng, at the Theatorium this week. If
Cleaning and pressing at low prices
!Rt1g us up. j. Rutstcin. & Son 3-A-tf
street. 2-5-lm
--FOR RENT--asooms furnished or
Iafurnishcd. Electric lights and bath
-pSaw phone 40. So Pine street.
e. ST. IA
tall up old phone lG5,, new phone
1s5a and have nice Bunch OF Bananas
delivered ut your door for soc.
ASK FOR LEFLAR.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11

France has tho best h!@hways u F.
rope, 2Gss'a ard Spain he worst
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-11
WOOD FOR SALE.

All kinds o; wood fo7 sale, Prompt
deliveries. Old phone 1920. Z. I. Al
bright, Twenty-Second and Main.
Him
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-11-18
Fire Totally Destroyed West Reyno1dsville
Public School Building cs71onday Morning
Clouds and tho Weather.

When two weather prophets dlsa-
gree does II argue error or incompe-
tcnce In either? No, says the author
Of storms and Storm Signals" In
Yachting. The data upon which they
base their predictions do not always
bear one Interpretation. Thus:
Because the clouds Indicate weather
In n different manner according to the
geographical location OF the observer,
and also because they are in them.
selves but byproducts of the weather
and are not causes. weather predlc-
tlons from clouds at sen should be tax
en- with plenty OF reservation of judg
mcnt. To say, for instance, that at II
''rcd sky at night sailors delight" Is
very tuneful and possibly truthful
where knowledge Is conspicuous by Its
absence, but Il red sky at night may
mean almost anything from II surplus
Of moisture In the air. meaning prob
ably rains, to volcanic eruption 1000
miles away which has sent great
clouds OF dust into the air, causing the
red color by reflection and refraction
Of the light rays.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-11-18
Curious School Customs.

Mexican schoolmasters show their
appreciation Of a pupils efforts In a
curious manner. The dlllgent student
is allowed to smoke cigar during the
lesson. When the whole class has Civ
en- satisfaction, permission is given for
a general smoke, and even the little
Mexicans are allowed to, light ciga-
rette for the occasion. Needless to say,
the schoolmaster himself smokes a
cigar Of a size and quality proportion
ate to his superior position. But the
scholars are not allowed to drink, this
privilege being accorded to the master
only. On his desk he always keeps n
bottle of liquor, which, when empty,
occasions much dispute among the
parents Of his scholars, as 1t is consid-
cred an honor to be able to fill the
schoolmaster's bottle.-London Stand
ard
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-11-18
Like Father Like Son.

Four-year-old Clyde was precocious
youngster-very talkatlve and close
observer. He and his father were
strolllng through the meadows one
morning when Clyde observed for the
first time some tadpoles In n pond. He
waded In and cried out, ooh. father
what are theyT
'Tadpoles, son." the father replied.
"Please, father, let's take them all
home with us, then come back and
find the mamma and papa, and well
have the whole family In our pond at
home"
The father explained how impossible
this would be, and as they walked on
few steps large, ugly frog hoped
across their path. Clyde's father said !:
Look, son. Perhaps there Is the pa
pa
Clyde was very thoughtful He look
ed at the frog, then at his father, then
at himself and exclaimed.
"Well, father, was there ever SO
much difference between me and your
-Delineator.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-11-18
SCHOOL RESUMES THURSDAY
IN. TEMPORARY QUARTERS
The School Board Had Been Considering Plans for the Erec
ton Of New Building and Mondays Conflagraion Will
Make Necessary Their Prompt Executon.-Loss About
S4OOOOO With 100000 Insurance.
Reynoldsville Forced to Quit.

Johnsonburg X-High and Reynolds
vile were scheduled to play at the
Paper Town on Saturday but the con-
test brokeup when IT was thirteen min
utes old on account Of the poor treat
ment received at the hands OF Coach
Jerry Shea, who was refereeing, as we'll
as the players themselves. AT that
time Johnsonburg had scored touch
down, but 1t was by the seme tactics
that the Paper Mil team nearly scored
on Dubois early In the season, that Of
inllicting uncalled for penalties and by
dirty playing, Half back Frank Boh-
ren, OF the visitors, stated last evening
that the officiating aud treatment in
general was the worst he ever exper-
fenced and that he took his team off the
field in fear that some OF them would be
permanently injured by the tactics use d
against them. Gibson, who represent
ed Reynoldsville on the officiating staff,
was completely ignored Dubois Cour-
jpr
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-11-18

She had passed season abroad, and
In London, she said modestly, her sue
cess had been unprecedented. The
earl said he could readily believe that.
"The dinner" she resumed, that
Lady Featherstonhaugh'-
excuse me. The name is pronounc-
ed Freestonhay," said the earl.
"Well, at the dinner Lord Dalzelr'-
Though written Dalzell, 1t It pro-
nounced Deal. But pray go on"
"He ami Sir Dugald Colquhoun"-
"You mean Calhoun. YesW
"And Lady Leveson-Gower and Mr..
Bohun''-
"Lewson-Gore and Boone are the
correct pronunclatlons. But I'm inter
ruptlng you"
mot at all. All these persons and
Lord st. Maur drank"-
mot st. Maur-Seymour. WellT
"Oh, forgot what l was going to
say. You've quite put me out with
your corrections"
"And your story was just getting in
terestlng, too" said the earl regret
fully.-New Orleans Tlmes-Democrat
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-11-18
A Sea Story.

"Of all my sea experiences" said
the captain, ''this was the strangest."
The ladies' at the handsome captains
table said "Hush~ to one another and
turned to the ruddy mariner with lis
tenlng smiles.
1--WE were carrying" he said, "a lot
Of troop horses. A dreadful storm
overlook us, and for two days we wal
lowed I'm the trough Of heavy sea.
Finally 1t was decided that, to tighten
the ship, the horses must go overheard.
"They went overheard In the morn
ing. AS soon as they saw that they
were abandoned they turned and be-
gan to swim bravely after us. Brave
ly, desperately, they swan. They fol
lowed us for miles and miles. I can
still see them, long line, their necks
arched, pushing heroically through the
heavy sea.
"They sank, poor brutes, one by
one"
The captain smiled sadly.
"And I still seem to have" he said,
"all those deaths on my conscience."-
New Orleans Times Democrat.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-11-18
The ALLEGHENY Mountains.

Not more than five of our presidents
down to Lincoln's time ever crossed
the Allegheny mountains, and four Of
these were western men who had to
cross the mountains to reach Washing
ton-Presidents Jackson, Polk, Cen
eral w. Fl. Harrison and Taylor. Pres
ident Monroe crossed the mountains on
his return trip from west to east in
1917. Van Buren came west In 1912,
two years after the expiration Of his
presidential term, and saw the noun
tains then for the first time. 1t was
on this trip that he got upset and
dumped in the mud near Plainfleld,
Hendricks county.-Exchange.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-11-18
Seven Years of Proof.

II have had seven years OF proof that
DR.. Kings New Discovery is the best
medicine to take for coughs and colds
and for every diseased condition OF
throat, chest or lungs" says w. V.
Henry, of Panama, Mo. The world has
had thirty-eight years OF proof that
DR.. Kings New Discovery is the best
remedy for coughs and colds, la grippe,
asthma, hay fever, bronchitis, hemor-
rhage of the lungs, and the early
stages Of consumption. Its timely use
always prevents the development Of
pneumonia. Sold under guarantee at
Stoke g. Feicht Drug Co. drug store.
SOC and $l.00. Trial bottle free.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-11-18
DEATH CAME SUDDENLY.
Mrs, Ellen Miller Died Monday Night at
Home of Her Son in West End

Mrs, Ellen Miller died suddenly Mon
day night at tho homo OF her son,
Streamer Miller, OF West End, OF
asthma, aged 90 years,
For some time the deceased had been
suffering from asthma, but yesterday
she felt much better than usual and
went To bed at her regular hour About
eleven o'clock members OF the family
heard her gasping and they rushed TO
her bedside. A doctor was Immediate
ly sent Tor, but she passed away few
moments later. Born In Indiana coun.
ty she lived there the greater part OF
her lie. Her husband, John Miller,
died ten years ago. The family has re-
sided here for the past nine years.
The deceased was life long member
OF the Lusheran church.
She is survived by large family,
namely: Clark, OF Butler; John and
Streamer, OF West End; Mrs. Harry
Smyers, Of Georgeville; Mrs. George
Donhiser, Mrs. Frank A. Mcconnell;
both Of Reynodsville; Mrs, William
Grove. OF Hamilton; Mrs. Edward
Weiss md Mrs. George Crissman, OF
this place. Two brothers and three
sisters also survive her, Clark and Jo-
seph Hollowell Mrs Katherine Jordan,
Mrs. Jacob Ouber, all Of Dubois, and
Mrs. Buchanan, OF Plumville.
Funeral services will be held at nine
o'clock Thursday morning at the home
OF Streamcr Miller, Of West End Bur
lal will be made at Covode. Rev. S. II.
Hines will olllciate. e.-Punxsutawney
| Spirit.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-11-18
Professor sIackie,s Opinion.

A correspondent sends an anecdote
concerning the attempt Of serious
minded lady to lure Professor Blackie
into giving his opinion Of Sankey's
hymns at time when they had an
enormous vogue. The lady was giving
the professor lunch and he tried to
fob her off by praising Stilton cheese
on the table. Some time after the lady
sent him a copy of Sankey and piece
of the cheese, hoping thus to draw
him. She succeeded to the extent Of
these four lines Of verse:
Thrice blessed is she that hath done what
she could
To make a lean man fat and a bad man
good
For the body, cheese; for the soul, San
key;
For both, thankee.
Glasgow Herald.