The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-11-12
Cbistles.

- seasssr. sad bsaas Jim on his afst
s.s.i " The farsa. sbsss they seep TIE
essas, ! Sos'i sbss sasd iiaie lsek.
Lai geess a's - ihe buliery-
kaar ysnr sos . ssprshipR u 81
aviator. Mu. Comsap. Well. ~ VII
st.s truth. hs shs ba thai way, bal
hs's i4asn ils psedTt
--whns ~ yoa wspi sih the aaio.
snoAsiie esiaiagaei ! propose " sfisa
ssa. aisiagse for 4. snd thsn 4 s,il
bee nssor Dosei
porpoi,e What u lbs whale bios
lsag alssui' Deg6sh- OBJ. be g'i -
aanny no.siccs for BIS fess ~ swallowing
gonsh hs's BEEN blovi.s ever since.
You kno~ man u true friend 4
be- sill tend goa tnoaey don't knoW
Ufieb Il turns oal .hsi The man Who
rutBsss 10 the besi friend after all
-Towoe fes. be- certainly Is ia
hard lncs hu~ne Well, be hss only
himself 10 blame. Towne --Of course.
That's the bsgg-si part VI his hard
lock
What q Cat siinslion that new
house has which Mr.. plungii. the bold
spectator. Is building Tor himself.
iss. il IS fal. aud yei be bails I, on q
blaa.
Res forever praiing about shnt
his conscience tells him. What does
his conscience iell him. anyway APP
paren,iy IL usually tells him what aw.
fnl sinners bis neighbors are.
And hAyen'i you ever taken ride
Ia an au,omobits asked the man with
ID. pe~ machine piiylngly. No, re-
piled the plain person, bal ! fell out Of
third story windoy once.
-Milkman You're up early this
morning, sir. 0ntfor little fresh air,
SUPPOSED Poyley-can'ttell whether
u's fresh heir or bciress yeti Just
been for the doctor.
Yes, said the inangsiib the fringe
an the bottom Of his trousers. have
followed ibe races for years. No pros
peel Of your every catching up with
them, ~ theref qneried the wise guy.
Miss Waite, began Mr. Plane, who
was fond Of dogs, don't you think you
should have an intelligent animal about
The house 10 protect you, and Oh,
Mr, Plane, gurgled Miss Waite, this Is
so sudden.
Talking about inveptions, said the
business man. have 4 little machine
10 my place that would make me q
millionaire IL could keep il going all
the time. What is ~ A cash regis
ter.
How fast do you usually travei'
don't pay much attention W that, said
the motorIsl. gel most OF my excite
ment "a watching the rapidIty with
which pedestrians move out of my
way.
foriorn Freddie 1.-THE hobol Just
think. little grl. don't know where
my nesi meal y comm frnm. The Lat
lie Girl t.ympatbeticallyl Dear mel
Ami there pantry IN your house,
poor manf
Whatever you do. said the political
ansaager ~ his assistant, you must
keep cool That's easy. Every time
approach corporation magnate for n
rsmpaign contribution I'm positively
~hiiIed.
What do yoa think. Maudf cholly
Softly has been reading up lately, and
he says he agrees with the scientific
innn Who says thai plants can think
Well, cholly ought W know Isn't he
a cabbage headf
II don't know exactly what an en-
durane- run Is, said Mr.. SDoodlrber'
ny, but Il they giving prizes for en
daance ought "a have one. ~.
been married b. Mr. SnoodIrb-rr,
twenty-nine years.
-Rodrick Bluewood is going ia tol
aerial sports these days. Van Alber
YRS. They say be is wraAed up "a
his nirship. Rodrickl should say b.,
is. The either day Il took ten strong
men 10 unwrap him.
-Airship Maid lln alarm --Graelous,
Air Pilot What's the trouble, miss !
Airship Why. something sofi
struck me on The cheek. Air Pilot
Oh, don't worry. That was only y
wireless love n-ssag. some chap wa
sending 10 his girl.
Two village WORTHLESS were discuss
ing mooled point in grammar rs 10
whether hen SITS or "seis" ahr,
she takes " her nest, Seems 10 M
an a heap more Important, interrupt
al by,ianding farmer, whether sl,
lays of hes when she caekles.
II suppose Catherine Brown has he,
hair bieatli,-i nov, said The rrta,neu
Traveller. Yes. replied the stay nj
home. but how did you know' You've
been s~sy nearly year. Yes. bu. !
thought ,ha, would be- The next step,
iii. hsd iusi begnn a. spell her nanie
'ksilaSH' when went away.
- wisli il WAS Tim. Tor sshool Ia
open, usamna. I'm svrs glad "a heHl
y.u say 80. wlliir. II shows you ar.
tee,nnng ~ appf.eiate shnt au eda
rAilon tn-ans. Mas. 'tniu't slai Tom
say Tabbs won't get home liii school
npsns. az I'm wsitin' Ia cfark hls
slais Tor Dustin my red wagon.
She Aud wbrn yea vent ~ ask
papa for my hand i'd b. wsas to nlk
lolalcsf He its. iie vent right
IL. She i,idn'i be ssk yoa Shal yon
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