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The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25
KEEP THE KIDNEYS WE'LL
Hoalth is Worth Saving and Somo Alaska People Know How to Save It.

AlnskA Eooplo hnoW E1OW to DtANo AN' | Many Alaska people take their lives iu their hands by neglecting the kid neys when they know these organs
 need help. Sick kidneys are responsi- | be for a vast amount of suffering and | III health, but there is DO need to sut- fer nor to remain in danger when all | diseases and aches and paines due to
 weak kidneys can be quickly and per manently cured by the use of Deans | Kidney Pills.
 P. Lammeh. I2l North Terry Ave. Seattle, Wash, says: "It is now three
 years since | gave a testimonial recom- mending Deans Kidney Pills after the
 prompt and satisfactory manner in which this remedy had relieved me Of
 kidney trouble which had affected me
 of and on for number of years. Just prior tn using Doan's Kidney Pills, my suffering had become more severe, and one day wBs taken suddenly with at-
 tackS of sharp pains through my Joins and bladder l sent for doctor who
 finally used Q catheter. This gave me great relief at the time but still l had
 trouble afterwards with irritation of the bladder and with the disOrdered
 action of my kidneys. l began using Doan's Kidney Pills and they acted very promptly and directly on the parts affected, so that the bladder trouble dis appeared and in other way found great realiei. This was several years ago but
 still am hearty advocate of Doan's
 Kidney Pills and recommend them to
 all sufferers from Kidney trouble"
 For sale by all dealers. Price 90
 cents. FOster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N, r., sole agents for the United States. Remember the name-Doan' sand take no other.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25

BEAUTIFUL COOL SUMNER DAY
YUKON RIVER SAILINGS

The result of the observation taken at Moore wharf at midnight, Aug. 24, 1908, Is as follows Temperature time observat'n.,57 above Max, temp. preceding 24 hours. 67 above Min. ..5O above Mean |" .,5S above
 Barometer 29.9O
 Cloudy, calm.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25

Fall line of Hart, SchafIner & Marx suits just received, They are excellent in pattern and quality.-F, Fl. Clayson x Go. l24 tf
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25

Blamey Stevens Is now assistant edi- tor Of the Seattle Northwest Mining News, as witness the following an- .nouneement by the publishers; "We have doubled our working force and strength by securing Mir. Blamey Stew ems as an associate editor, Mir. Stevens is an able miaing engineer and is well and fayorably known in Alaska, where he was engineer and superintendent for the Reynolds Alaska company. Mir. Stevens has withdrawn from active mining work in the field and will re side in Seattle. We will now be in bet. shape to do justice to the great mineral region of the Pacific Northwest"
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25

Royal Worcester Corsets, American Ladies' Shoes at Lynch x Kennedy at Sixth and State st., until our new store Is ready. ll6 l6t
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25

UPRIGHT PIANO FOR SALE-On sccosnt of leaving the city must sell my piano. No reasonable offer re- iected. Mrs. F. McC. Weste.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25

Wanted to buy small flat top desk, suitable for a gentleman's room, must be in good condition and cheap. IF
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25

A copy of the Fairbanks Times, own ed by John Roman, dated August s, Ithree days before the election) has come to hand. It contains a cartoon, the time-worn subject of the phono- graph and the dog listening to "his masters voice" The phonograph is labeled "the Gugg machine" and is represented as saying "get into the race, Jimmy" So it seems that iD Fairbanks, before Ithe election, it was thought there would be race. But the interesting feature is the label on the photograph the GugE machine. " This is the same machine that cast those seven hundred voters, nearly all Of them illegal, against Wickersham st Cordova.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25

Smoke "The EmbOcado" best clear Havana cigar in the market,
 tf w. w. Boughtou, Dist, Agt,
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25

a g D a g @a a aaa a@aa aLJappiness is never to be bluffed ;
 sa II with a irown or sandbaR; a Q it can be won only with laugh. ' la Try it a week-yOu'll see. @ aAaa@aaa a < fa | | . . Es sIa '
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-25

No better cigar made than the Bul Dog. Sold at Tony Dortero's. /
The Penn's Grove record., 1908-05-01
AMERICAN NAVY EQUALSTHEWORLD"
That is, Ship For Ship, Says Sir William White--Stands Next
to British, as a Whole--AnsWers Magazine Wrters--
Thick Waterline Armor Belt a "Fetich, " He Asserts
--Reasons For the Broken Ammunition Hoist.

Boston, Mass.-'You have q fleet
that, ship for ship, comparing the
ships designed at a given date-and
that is the only fair Comparisons
equal to anything the world contains.
And next to the British navy, I think
your navy is the best in the world"
This opinion was voiced by Sir
William Henry White, K. G. B., for
mer Director of Naval Construction
to the British Admiralty, in the
course of an extended interview. TAX
ing up magazine criticisms of the
American navy, Sir William took is
sue with nearly every point raised by
the writer's, declaring they ARE all
wrong as to facts"
The thick waterline armor belt,
upon which the best known critic
says the life of the ship depends, he
characterized as a "fetich" which was
abandoned by the British Admiralty
many years ago, and mistakenly re-
verified in the Dreadnought class in
making a redistribution of weight
rendered necessary by the great num-
Der Of twelVe-inch guns.
AS to the Dreadnought, which was
used as a basis of comparison, Sir
William pointed out that her thick
armor belt is from a foot to eighteen
inches below the surface of the
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NEW JERSEY STATE NEWS
Claimed by Two Women.

Published reports that Harry Buck,
alew, d young man of Trenton, had
inherited a fortune have brought him
instead Of the reputed wealth, two
angry women, each claiming to be
his wife, and a suit for annulment of
his second marriage, together with
the threat OF a divorce suit in his al
legged first marriage. Buckalew's re-
ported windfall followed closely his
separation from Mrs. Mamie Carver
Duckalew, to whom he was married
III Burlington in 1906. The report
stated that his uncle, John Buckalew,
had died st Jamesburg, leaving a
large estate. s few days later James
burg reported thai TO Buckalew had
died there or left an estate, large or
otherwise. In the meantime there
anne to Trenton a young woman VINO
introduced herself as Buckalew's
wife. Shs said her maiden name Was
Miss Bertha Palmer, OF Asbury Park,
and that she married Buckalew in
1902. Ms: Buckalew No. / and Mrs.
Buckalew No. 2 wanted to prosecute
him in the criminal Courts; but found
that he was exempt from punishment.
T'he latter decided on annulment
proceedings. Her case is now await
ing q hearing in the Court of Chan
Gerry. Mrs. Palmer Buckalew is likely
to sue for divorce, although she first
wants to make sure that Buckalews
rumored legacy is a myth.
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Automobiles in q Terrier.

Sandy" a Scotch terrier Imported
into this country last October, died a
victim Of Automobiles. He be-
1onged to Frederick G. Goodenough,
of Cedar Grove, Sandy was kept in
the house from October until March.
Then he got loose one day, and went
strolling out over the public roads.
On one of these trips he was almost
run down by an automobile. He
erouched and jumped upon the hood
of the machine. He enjoyed the ride.
In fact the chauffeur had tt eject
him forcibly from his seat. His mas
ter tried to keep him in, but he would
get loose somehow, way1aw d salts
factory automobile, and then would
ride as far as he could. AS the days
went on his agility in automobile
jumping increased. At first he board
ed machines going only at fifteen
miles an hour. Recently he was
jumping forty-mile machines with
ease. But, all blown up with his ex-
~perienees, he jumped a ffty-mile ma
chine. He missed; he fell; he rolled
under the wheels; he died.
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water when she is fully laden, while
the armor belt of ships of the Con-
necticut class, under the same condi-
tions, Is from six to nine inches above
water.
So far as the Dreadnought and the
Connecticut are concerned, he said,
the Connecticut is better protected
above the water line, inasmuch as
when fully laden her sides are pro-
tected by armor that extends sixteen
feet above the water, while under the
same conditions 1.-The English ships
defense on the sides is restricted to
armor that rises only from four to
four and a half feet above water"
Sir William denied that there is
any danger involved in the direct
hoist, which the writer's say is re-
sponsible for the accidents which
have occurred on American ships. He
said he himself was the inventor of
the broken hoist so called, and it
vas brought out by him to save time
and not to minimize danger.
The accidents on the American bat
tlesnips he attributed to inezper-
fenced men and the policy of placing
a premium upon the greatest number
of shots and the greatest number Of
hits in a given time in target prac.
tice.
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SETTLEMENT WORK RoUNDLY DENOUNCED
w. n. Allen Says Most of the $4,000 Spent on Play
ground Was For Pictures of It..

ice are to be attained through the
Government and not through private
agencies, and the best use to which
private philanthropy and volunteer
efforts at social service could be put
would be the aiding of public social
service.
Il have SEEM" he said, "$20,0 900
expended on a playground on the
roof of a New York settlement house.
1t was to demonstrate the value of
such a place to the tenement district,
and most of the 100000 was used in
taking pictures of it crowded with
the half dozen persons it would hold.
In the meantime a great municipal
playground two blocks square was
being built within a stones throw of
that roof, and teamsters cut down all
the trees that had been planted while
the settlement people were absorbed
in their w little petty affairs.
Il know of another settlement
within two blocks of a public bath
which could take care of about thirty
eight persons a day. The public bath
could take T of. 5000"
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Chicago.-William H. Aliens blunt
assertion that settlement workers
were mostly inefficient and incompe-
tent, coupled with many other disa-
greeable declarations, has brought an
avalanche of denunciations from the
settlements on the New York mans
head. Mr.. Allen is secretary of the
Bureau of Municipal Research of
New York. He and his views are in
dorsed by organized charity here.
The Social Economists Club was told
that the charities and philanthropies
which it represents are just so much
misdirected and misdirecting effort
and wasted money.
AS a climax Miss Rebecca Holmes,
of the Bureau of Charities, who ven-
tured the opinion that woman suf-
frage would cure all the evils pointed
out by Mr.. Allen, was told by the
speaker that woman suffrage would
simply mean a new golden era for
confidence men and the ~perpetuation
in office of grafters and incompetents.
Mr.. Allen declared the best posi-
BILE results in all lines of social serv-
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ing shows that it was only by
the most adroit questioning that
the facts were drawn out by
Chairman Tawney. Moran testified
that during 1907 seventy-eight detec-
t1ves were detailed to various de-
partments of the Government besides
the Treasury. SiXty-one of these were
used by the Department of Justice
alone.
Chairman Tawney and his commit
tee inserted in the Sundry Civil APP
preparation bill a clause that in the
future the Secret Service Bureau shall
be strictly under the Secretary of the
Treasury and that detectives shall not
be detailed from it for service in any
other department of the Government.
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Athletic News in Brief.

Gouging and biting are not cham.
pion wrestling form.
F. l.. Lukeman, of the Montreal
A. A. A., made a new worlds record
for the sixty-yard dash at the NJ. A
A. A. indoor races, Montreal, his time
being 6 is seconds. The previous
record was 6 2-5 seconds.
Playing in irresistible form Jay
Gould, OF Georgian Court, Lakewood.
won over Eustace H. Miles. of Lon
don. England, in the challenge round
of the national court tennis cham
pionship at the New. YORK. Racquet
and Tennis Club,
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Tooth Hats Honeymoon.

Because he had an aching tooth
and wanted his dentist at Trenton to
treat it, Colonel Washington A.
Roebling, who built the Brooklyn
Bridge, and who was married recent
ly to Mrs. Cornelia W. Farrow, a
wealthy Southern widow, at Dalton.
Mass, left his bride and returned
home. Colonel Roebling resumed his
honeymoon, the pain having yielded
to treatment. Where the couple are
spending their honeymoon has been
kept a secret. 1t is said they will
make a trip through the South and
visit the former home of his bride, in
Charleston, S. c. The Roeblings will
return in May.
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t. A. MCINTYRE & co. GO UNDER.
Bear Failure and Liabilities May
Exceed a Million.

New York City.-T. A. Mcintyre
G Co., members of the New York
Stock Exchange, the New York Cot
ton Exchange, the New York Produce
Exchange, the Chicago Board of
Trade, the New York Coffee Exchange
and the Liverpool Cotton Association,
announced the suspension of the firm.
A representative of the firm admitted
that the liabilities would probably be
not less than $1,000,000. The firm
had branches in Chicago, Baltimore,
Boston, Hartford, Binghamton, SYRIA
cuse, Rochester and Hot Springs, Va.
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Aaron G. Garrison Dead.

Judge Aaron G. Garrison, one of
the oldest residents of Bergen Coun-
ty, died at his home at Oakland. in
his eighty-ninth year. Mr.. Garrison
served as town clerk, town commit
teeman and a member of the Board
of Education. He "a a justice of
the peace for forty years, served as
county collector and for two years as
a lay judge on the Bergen County
bench at Hackensack. He was for
many years chorister at the Ponds
Reformed Church at Pompton, and
was often referred to as 1.-The poet
laureate of the Ramapo Valley"
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To Balance.

why does a dog hang his tongue
out of his MOUTH" asked the teacher.
Eyes, my boy?" said the visitor from
the school board to a br~ight-looking
lad who held up his hand, while the
light of genius was in his eyes.
please, sir" cried the pupil, tits
to balance his tall"
And the teacher groaned in an
guish.-Home Magazine.
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The Object.

81 understand" remarked Nagget
"that you women are going TO Or.
ganize a Dorcas Society"
"O!" replied his wife, "that's all
talk"
"Of course" said he, "that seems
to be the main object Of such socie-
ties. "-Philadelphia Press.
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Ordered Around.

Sorry, sir" telephoned the butch
er, "but We are out of sirloin. Why
don't your wife order you a round?"
whats that?7 exploded Harker at
the other end of the line.
Il say, why don't your wife order
you a round?"
why don't my wife order me
around? Man, that is all she does,
from morning until night! If you
were nearer. I'd" But the startled
butcher had hung up the receiver
The Childrel's Visitor.
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Self-Help.

81 tell you, Binks, what that boy
of yours needs is a thoroughly sound
thrashing."
Il don't believe in corporal pun
ishment."
What? Do you mean to say that
you never whip that boy, Binks?"
MOO" replied Binks, after some
hesitation. That is, never except in
self-defense. "-Harper's Weekly.
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The World OF Sport.

Cincinnati, Ohio, has recently pur-
chased several building lots, centrally
located, for a public playground.
Jack Atkin, the winner of the Car
ter Handicap, is talked of as a rival of
Roseben over sprinting distances.
Eugene F%ischhofs' Dandola won
the President of the Republics cup
steeplechase at Paris. The race was
run in a snowstorm.
Further turf reforms will be en-
acted by racing associations affiliated
with the Jockey Club forbidding
trainers from frequenting the bettip2
enclosures.
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Dogs Pursue Thieves.

A man hunt, in which about TWEEN.
ty men and several dogs were en-
gagged, took place at Lincoln Park af.
ter burglars looted the home of Will,
lam Conroy of $4,000. Conroy fired a
shot which reused neighbors. They
armed and, led by Aretemus Yea.
lands dogs, followed the thieves
The dogs caught up to them and
made them drop the loot, but the mep
ESCAPED.
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Summer Resort Blaze.

A serious fire, which for a time
threatened to wipe out all the proper
ty at Cape May Point, destroyed about
a dozen buildings, causing a loss esti-
mated at more than $780, 900. The
fire started in the Lankenau Villa,
the summer cottage of the German
Hospital, of Philadelphia. The
flames quickly spread to the Surf
House, a small hotel adjoining.
When Cape May fremen reached the
Point they found the Episcopal
Church and eight cottages in flames
and the people panic stricken.
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SACRILEGE INVOLUNTARY.
Feiibogens Say They We're Taken by Surprise--Leave
Rome to Escape Penalty.

Rome, Italy.-Professor Feilbogen
and his family, who recently in the
Sistine Chapel after the sacrament
had been administered to them, spat
the sacred breads on the floor, have
left Rome to escape punishment for
sacrilege. Professor F%eilbogen is a
man of high character, and it is said
that he could not have committed the
sacrilege Voluntarily. Indeed, he is
deeply grieved at the occurrence.
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Things We Laugh AT.

Overheard a sidewalk conversa-
tion to-day. One nan was drunk and
another man called him a liar and
hit him with a club"
What of it?"
well, it didn't seem half so side
splitting as it does on the stage" -
louisville Courier-Journal.
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Women in the DAYS News.

Miss Clemence L. Stephens, of New
York City, ~bequeathed $4,000 to
charitable institutions.
Appointment of women policemen
is advocated by the Women's Demo-
cratic Club, of New York City.
Miss Ray Longworth was admitted
into the Central Federated Union as
the walking delegate of the Hebrew
Variety Actors Union, in New York
City.
Eleanora Crawford, daughter of
the novelist, +. Marion Crawford, and
Cavalier Pietro Rocca were married
Sorrento, Italy, at the villa of the
ide's father.
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A Good Boy.

Mr.. Ryley-"Why are yez decorat-
in, Mrs. Murphy"
Mrs. Murphy-"Me by Denny is
comm home the day"
Il fought it wuz for foive years he
wuz STINT up?"
He wuz; but he got a year off for
good behayvure."
AN sure, it must be a great COM
fort for We to have a good by loike
that!"-Tit-Bits.
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154 Chicagoans Deprived of Citi-
ZenShiD in War on Anarchis

Chicago, Ill.-As a direct result of
the war of State and Federal Govern
ments upon Anarchists 1874 men have
been deprived of citizenship by the
Superior and Circuit Courts Of Cook
County.
The naturalization papers of fifty
five men suspected of being at least
allied with Anarchists were revoked
this week and these supplemented the
cases of ninety-nine men against
whom similar action was taken last
week by Judge Ball.
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Killed by T.

Levi Smith, a farmer, seventy,
eight years old, died at his home In
Freehold of injuries received by be-
ing kicked by a horse. Smith went
into the barn carrying a lantern and
was about to enter the horses stall
when the animal dashed out with its
hind feet, striking the farmer in the
head and chest. The lantern was
smashed and the light set fire tc
straw on the floor of the stable. A
~passer-by saw the glare of the fire
and running into the stable stamped
out the fire.
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In All Parts of the State.

The Hotel Oceanic, Ocean City, has
been purchased by A. j. Sanders, OF
West Philadelphia.
A camp of the P. o. S. of A. was
instituted with ~thirty-five charter
members, at Paulsboro.
Game Warden Phifer states that
the ponds of Cumberland County
were never better stocked with game
fish.
Mrs. Brooks Hurff, of Hurffville,
fell down stairs and sustained serious
injury
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He was urged by his wife, who was
eager to get a closer view of the
Pope, to make his way closer to the
altar. He did so and thus they found
themselves among the communicates.
The communion breads were placed
IN their mouths by the Pope before
they realized what was being done,
and they were so taken by surprise
they had no time to reflect upon their
action and Immediately spat them out.
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Polite in Extremity.

Mother-"Oh, Bobby, you naughty
boy, you've been smoking" (Pause.)
Poor darling, do you feel very bad?'
Bobby (who has been well brought
up)-"Thank you. I'm dying
Punch.
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Only His Train.

"Gracious!" exclaimed Mrs. Good
ley, Just listen to that clergyman.
I'm positive he's swearing. Evidently
he's missed his vocation"
NO, replied her husband, Il think
it was his rain."-Philadelphia
Press.
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Making Excuses,

Republics" said the disappointed
statesman, are ungrateful."
Well" answered Farmer Corn
tossel, its so hard to tell a patriot
from an officeseeker that l don't
blame a republic for gettin' kind o.
suspicious. Washington Star.
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Sign of the Times.

Mrs. Hoyle-"Marriage changes q
man"
Mrs. Doyle-"That's so. 1 mar
ried a tall man and now he is short"
New York Press.
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Information Desired.

"Say, PAP"
what is it?"
"Can a man who is rounded off at
the corners be called a square man?'
What kind of a man is one who
is rounded off at the corners?"
"A bow-legged one. New York
Press.
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Cruel.

what do you think of my execu
ton on the piano."
mo better place for an execution
could be chosen. I have always been
in favor Of Furnishing criminals on
the scene Of the crime. "-Chicagp
News,
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LIABILITY BILL SIGNED.
Bonaparte Says 1t is Not an Unconsti-
tutionaI Act.

Washington, D. G. - President
Roosevelt signed the Employers Liza
bility bill upon receiving an opinion
from Attorney-General Bonaparte
that the measure was constitutional.
The bill makes railroads Or other
common carriers, while engaged in
interstate commerce, liable for the
injury or death of an employe if the
injury or death results in whole or
in part from the negligence of any
of the officers, agents or employees OF
such carriers, or by reason of any
defect or insuficiency in equipment.
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Good Wanted Bad,

Pat-"Oi1l tell yez, Moike, phwat
we want in politics is good min"
Mike-"Yis, an begorra we want
'em bad. Boston Transcript.
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Troubles Enough.

Prospective Suitor-"Sir. 1 love
your daughter"
Her Father-"Well, don't come to
me with your troubles. San Fran
cisco Star.
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Discinlired Cadet Resigns.

Lieutenant H. Fairfax Ayres, who
was one OF the West Point cadets dis
ciplined because of the %overcoat Incl
dent there, has resigned from the
Army,
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Saltpetre From the Air.

Berlin.-The associated analine
manufacturers of Treptow announce
a big increase in their capital for the
purpose, among other things, of op-
Grating the Norwegian scheme for OBJ
tanning saltpetre from the nitrogen Of
the atmosphere.
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London Eating Peanuts

London has Just discovered the
peanut. Peatnut roasting machines
are now to be seen on the streets, and
the Cockney small boy has a new and
delightful delicacy to spend his PEN
MES on. Until now peanuts were not
TO be had in England, where they
were only read of in the American
comic papers. To-day they are the
latest development of the American
izing" of London.
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The State pure food inspectors are
dealers. Carl Berger, who runs g
dairy farm near Glassboro, was ar.
rested and brought before Justice
Paulin, who fined him $50 for using
formaldehyde in milk.