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He Needed Advice


Bnliter and Thornby went down in
the elevator together, as they general
" did.
They were pretty chummy In the OF
fee, though they didn't seem to have
much in common, Thornby being rath-
err spruce individual whose CONVERSE
ton was mostly on the gayeties Of life
and who often brought suitcase to the
office. while Billiter was serious, pre-
maturely bald and totally without so
ciaI ambition. This particular evening,
instead Of turning south as usual. Bill
liter took his friends arm and said he
believed he would walk little way
with him.
II wanted to ask your advice on
little matter, Thornby," he said. THAT
is. If you'll promise not to laugh at
me"
az hope you know me better than to
think would dream of It," said Thorn
by.
..You know all about women" began
Bnhter
ooh. comet"
Il mean you associate more or less
with them and know all about barn
dances and eotillons and things, and |
suppose you know how to ingratiate
vourself-er-at least. you know how
YOU would so about it II you wished
IN cultivate the acquaintance OF any
particular young woman. l wouldn't.
YOU know. Really"
you're Joking" said Thornby.
"You're Just trying TO lead me on and
then you'll spring one of those gags Of
yours ON me. l kno" YOU
az assure you haven't the least In
tention OF such thing" said Billiter.
"Pve never paid any particular atten-
ton to ladies. but I'm a-you see,
DON'T just know what you would call a
polite attention and what would have
certain significance
(which variety Of attention do you
want to pay?' asked Thornby. EDO you
want to be polite without compromis
ing yourseif?"
II should Ike to make myself agree
abe. Tepleu DitltST, OiuSuluS caiSlt
B. II shouldn't want to be considered
offensive should like to convey tn,
fact that am interested in certain
person.
See here" said Thornby. IF yor
want me 10 tell you anything or Civ,
you any advice, suppose you stop beat
ing about the bush and tell me tbs
whole story"
1--WE told you everything" said BIZ
liter. It's a lady IN whom am In
terested. l may say deeply interested
It's rather remarkable. too, becaus
such thing never happened to me Dc
fore want TO know what Is usual.
done In such cases"
''All sorts OF fool things" said Thorn
by. 1T all depends on how much OF a
idiot man Is"
Il do wish that you would be serioa'
It's serious matter to me. What hrf
steDs would you recommends * ye
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

hepuohcans OF Illinois so love protec-
non and the campaign contributions
from the trusts that they have no In
tention OF dlscardlng the policy Of pro-
lection, for the platform further saws.
We believe that the people of tho
United States will profit by a nhw
tariff. but it must be Republican
tariff, a protective tariff" That shows
how hard 1t is for standpatters to sur
render to the inevitable and how I'M
possible 1t win be for Republicans. such
as Speaker Cannon and the other load
ers who now control Congress-, to give
relief from trust plundering under any
revision of the tariff they would vote
for.
That can be readily seen by anyone
who will take the trouble to read this
Illinois Republican platform. which has
evidently been carefully prepared by
the standpat faction of the Republican
party as a more explicit pattern for the
national convention to follow than the
Rooseyelt-Taft platform adopted by the
declare for revision "after election
but neither declares for tariff reduction
In fact, the Illinois convention declares
or minimum and maximum rates-the
minimum rates giving full protection"
which must mean that the minimum
rates of the proposed new tariff law
will not be any less than the present
law provides and on top OF that much
higher maximum rates to be charged
on imports from those foreign coun-
tries that exact high rates on American
products.
That can only mean revising the
tariff higher. Democrats are all agreed
that the tariff must be reduced, so that
the tariff will not protect the trusts
that sell cheaper to foreigners than
to our own people. 1t Is hardly possible
that those Republican voters who be-
lieve in a reduction of the high rates
of the present tariff ard who have walt
ed so patiently for their own party to
undertake it. will longer be fooled by
such specioas promises that on their
face are intended to deceive
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

she's a widow of that long standing
she'll manage all there Is TO be man.
aged"
.-Thornby," said Billiter. II consider
that you are coarse and wholly lacking
In fine appreciation OF the nature OF
a noble woman. I'm sorry asked you
anything" With that he turned and
walked away.
Thornby was rather inclined to be
amused, but there was biting con-
tempt in Billiter's tone that made him
angry, so he did not apologize TO BILL
ter the next morning. Bliliter said
nothing to him for over week By
that time Thornby realized that he had
been In the wrong and said so in a
manly fashion. Buliter shook his ex-
/ tended hand cordially.
II was coarse said Thornby. "For-
| give me"
"Say no more about It. my dear fe;-
low said Billiter, heartily. I'D for
give my worst enemy the greatest crime
ever committed. let alone little mis-
understanding like that. I'm the hap
psest. luckiest man you ever knew.
took your advice. too"
.whatg" cried Thornby.
yes" grinned BIlliter. you MAJ
congratulate me- I'm engaged Chi
cago News
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

of charitable institutions that builds up the feeling OF
brotherhood among The poor regents con-
descensin He does not want that your gold he
wants recognition of his manhood. The shop girl
you to honor her womanhood to respect her the task
In which she Is toing and suffering. You much
to make that task easier and atmosphere in
which she and you move alike members of the
same divine society and fellow soldiers under Christ
This brings into view the relation OF the church to
these great social problems. You and | somehow or
other must bring the who works with his hands
recognize his place. his right, his Office his calling in
the church of God The first business of the church
Is to place her houses of worship at the service
people who work with their hands and then life
OF the church to encourage that spirit which will help
to understand and to It. There is but way
to do that Instead Of turning any ism of the hour
theory Of social reconstruction any philosophy
which undertakes to recreate society upon theories
which essentially barbarc in their nature, you
must back and look into the face of the Master and
find in Him the secret of service and our triumph
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

The New York American says: The
Independence party has been fighting
for decade for the administration Of
men honest enough to handle ship
subsidy or a postal department with
out stealing" Now, let's look at the
facts. Mr. Hearst did not start his
Independence party until last year.
But if he had really started II ten
years ago, he could find no honest man
who would favor or administer n ship
subsidy or any other subsidy. Honesty
and subsidy are aititheses To rob
Peter to pay Paul always the express
sion of a general public opinion respect
ing subsidies. denoting the popular
sense Of the essential dishonesty Of
such measures. The American people
despise subsidies, monopolies and per-
petuities. Herrst's new party may ap
peal to the monopollsts on this line;
but they will appeal In vain.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21
The Backbone

A school teacher, after spending
forty-fve strenuous moments explain
ing the mysteries Of physiology to
the primary class, sounded their in
telHgent attention by asking the
definition of vertebrae. A small and
anxious boy on the back seat arose
and delivered the following
"The vertebrae is a long. wavy
bone Ny head sits on one end of II
and ] sit on the other. Detroit
News-Tribune.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21
PHILADELPHIA TO CELEBRATE.

City TO Observe the 225th Ami
versary of It's Founding.
Events dear to the nation as to the
city where they took place are to be re-
produced in the big celebration which
will mark the two hundred and twenty
fifth anniversary of the founding Of
Philadelphia. THE Cradle of Liberty"
the capital of the nation in the days
when the founders were paving the
way for the birth of the republic, Is
preparing for an unprecedented series
of pageants during the week of Get A..
The kind of demonstration that is
planned will call for historical research
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21
THE cHURcH's OBLIGATION TO woRK1remEN
BY Bishop Henry C. Poffe.

You and ], whether we are dis
posed to like the situation or not
and most OF us resent it as an In
siderable impertinence = are con-
fronted in this republic and in this
twentieth century with lncomparably
the most tremendous problem In its
relation to the right construction OF
human society with which the repub-
lie has yet had TO deal, and that prob
lem is the problem OF the unifica-
ton Of the IDEAS and sympathies and
purposes and aims Of men. 1t Il not
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

pressed you in childhood and do agree with the
life that you and the people around you living.
Trust yourself when in your soul is heard, not the
wish to excel Others, TO distinguish yourself from 9TH
TO be more powerful, important, ia
nous, to be savors of men, freeing them from the
evil organization of llfe but yourself when the
chief desire of your to be better YOURSELF VIII
not to perfect yourself for In sefperfectng there
is something personal something gratifying seflove
but will say, make yourself such the God desires
who life to disclose in yourself the principle
like Him, which is and live cody the
peasants say
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

The President recommends that the
tariff tax on wood pulp be removed.
Congressman Payne, chairman OF the
Ways and Means Committee, says
there viii be no hearing upon tariff
rates until after the Presidential cleo
ton" This disagreement Of the Re.
publican leaders gives but little con
ISOLATION to the printers aud the people
who pay the tax.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

"I tell you growled Mr. Crabbe,
your shopping IL too extravagant You
should never take anything just because
il looks cheap"
"You don't say?" sneered bis wife,
well IL / had followed that advice
when you proposed to me wouldn't be
Mrs. crabbe now"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21
Making Faces.

Saucee-I saw man in a window
making faces to-day
Symple-what was he doing that
for,
Saucee-For a couple OF clocks. he
IL a teweler.-London Fun
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

disappears Women ought TO be proud of all the trouble
they in this matter 1t is easy thing to dress
we'll There is such a thing martyrdom for coquery
Woman will smile and chatter be graceful and delight
everyone around her. while all the time she is suffering
tortures in her tight dress and hardly breathe She
does not allow anyone to discover thsthe strict dis
cpiine to which coquetry condemns her.
The world would be dull sad and gloomy without
quetry which, in spite of frivolous appearance has
troduced into social life serious and important
thing-the pleasure and the happiness of living.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

Hes no good at an argument. is he!
Not at all conyincing?"
well. l should say not. Why, that
man couldn't convince woman that
she was pretty r'-Cleveland Leader.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21
continuoa. aGood Nights.'

Eva-Iearl has such a bad cough
Edna-Yes. that Is a yeSuoule
cough"
Eya-And what in the world Is yes
tibule cough?
Edna-Oh, a cough contracted In
cold yestibule while saying good night
Pearl has a beau now, you kAow.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21
woMANs cooUETRY ADVANCES MANKIND.
By Pa0fo L0mbr0sO.

Feminine coquetry has one capital excuse;
It's cause is entirely masculine For the crav-
Ing of women for elegance, luxury In dress,
and their extravaganza in jewelry and other
ornamentation merely an outcome Of their
desire to please man, to attract his attention,
and conquer him. No wonder coquetry became
50 powerful an instinct with them. 1t Is the
most persistent characteristic 1t hardly ever
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21
YOUNG PEOPLE TRUST YOURSELVES.
BY Leo ToIsfoi.

Trust yourselves, youths and maidens who
are emerging from childhood, when first the
questions arise In your soul: What am L?
Why do 1 exist? Why do all who surround
me exist? And chiefy-most agtating of ques-
tions-Am I and are all around me living as
We should do? Trust yourself then also when
the replies to these questions which suggest
themselves TO you do not agree with those i'm
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

Ma. didn't the heathens have a god
for everythIng!"
Yes. my child"
well. who was the god that ruled
over kitchensy
Il don't just remember. but think
it was the great god Pan-"-Baitimore
American.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21
Intensity Of cravitation,

The curious fact is noted by Pro-
fessor Lamandain of Breslau that
careful measurements Of the inten-
sity of gravitation in different parts
of the globe show this TO be greater
on islands than on continents.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

Recent explorers insist that there
are three bridges in Southeastern
Utah as much larger than the Natural
Bridge il Virginia as Pixies Peak is
than Mount Washington.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

William Sells. schooImaster In
the early days of Michigan. now at
so feels that he can spell down any
high school class IN the State.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

Hundreds Of bankers all over the
country are natives of Owen Coun-
ty. KY They are going to hold
reunion
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

The Methodist Episcopal Church
property in This country is now worth
about s1s7. GOO. 900, on which there Is
an indebtedness Of s12, 127,24s.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

the difficulty probably would as dssocia-
ton advances, yet to dissociate small part would
suffice.
1t is in tiese atomic systems which ignored for
long time because of their extreme minueness that
we doubtless look for the explanation of some of
the mysteries that surround The infinitely little
contain the of the infinitely create 1t not only
purely theoretical point of view that 1t
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21
nL1MITABLE ENERGY OF THE ATOM.
BY Gnsfave Lebon

By UuSTdVe LSDOH.
Shall we some day succeed in liberating the
colossal force that lies within atoms? No one
can tell Neither could one have told in the
time OF Galyani that the energy which was
used with difficulty to twitch the legs of
frog and attract small fragments OF paper
one day would set in motion enormous railway
trains. Perhaps it always will be beyond our
nnNyers cn1nllletelv to diSsnciate the atoms he
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

No man can think wen Of himself
who does not thlak well OF Others
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

The boilers Of the steamer haure-
tania placed end to end you'd make .
string 547 feet long
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-04-21

No young man would enjoy kissing q
girl U he had TO.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-03-12
DWELLING HOUSES TO LET.
JEWS TO COLONIZE ON
SOUTH JERSEY FARM LAND.
immigrants Are to Be Given a
Chance to Become Self
Supporting.

M~ILLVILLE, March 12.-Spring of
1903 will be a memorable one for the
Russian immigrants who desire TO fol-
low farming on their arrival in this
section of America. On the Millville
pike. about half way between Millville
and Bridgeton, a colony settlement is
soon 10 be established by the Jewish
Agricultural Society of New York. This
society has for some time been buying
up land for the settlement. Several
large farms are included in the tract,
and various other purchases are to be
made.
This section has long been appreci-
ated as suitable for growing small
fruits, and there are several settlements
of Russian Jews already established
along the New Jersey Southern Rail-
road in the vicinity of Bridgeton, Mill
vile and Vineland. where the cultiva-
ton of vineyards and small fruits has
been comparatively successful, in spite
Of scrub oaks and sand.
The new settlement will differ from
the others in that it will be a colony
settlement, governed by the agricul-
tural society. In this it will be more
in touch with the Jewish Agricultural
School at Woodbine, in Cape May
County.
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NOTICES TO ADVERTISERS.

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BELLEvILLE TOWNSHIP NOTICES.

NOTICE OF INTENTION
Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned
intend to apply to the one hundred and thirty
second Legislature OF the State of -Sew Jersey,
held in the year 1905. for the passage Of a bill
to incorporate the Inhabitants Of that portion
Of the county Of Essex contained within the
territorial limits now embracing the township
OF Bellevilin, in the county of Essex, Into n
body polite and corporate in law by the name
OF the Town OF Relleyilie. and to provide for
a submission of the question Of Incorporation
to the legal votes Of said township, in the
manner provided by law, at the next general
election to be held in said township Of Belle
vile, for acceptance or rejection.
Dated March 9. 1908,
EDWARD 7. MUTCH.
Union avenue. Belleville. N J.
SAMUEL c. MARTIN
mar9-st i66 Holmes street. BeIieville. N. J.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-03-12
JAIL YAWNS FOR PARENTS.
Says They Are ReSpOns-
ibIe for Children's Well Being.

NEW BRUNSWICK, March T.
Judge Theodore b. Booraem, of the
Court of Common Pleas, warning par
ITS that if they do not maintain
proper control over their children, yes
terday said: IF L find any cases where
the parents are to blame. owing to their
not raising the children as they should
be, I myself shall go before the Grand
Jury and request hat body to indict
those parents who are not doing their
duty. The sentence of the court in
such cases viii be just as I have told
you-either six months in jail, 1000
fine, OF both, Just as the case war
rants
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-03-12
JURY FINDS MORRIS
HENRI0T is GUILTY.

Morris Henriot. who was on trial in
the Court of Quarter Sessions yester-
day, on a charge of having committed
an alleged operation upon pretty Miss
Florence E. Durand, with whom he
worked ina local button n badge
factory. was convicted by the jury last
night.
He lives in 80 Beverly street. and her
home is in AS Washington street. She
claimed that he told her he was a
single man and wooed her mot wisely
but too WELL"
1t took the jury an hour to convict
the man.
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p. M: thence to Trinity Refofmeu
+ Church. Internent at the eonven-
fence of the family.
ScHOLz-Wednesday evening. March
Il, 1908. at her residence. 214 Pros
pect street. East Orange. N. j., Ella
Margaretta. beloved wife of Robert
c. Sholz,
Notice of funeral later Baltimore
papers please copy.
SHIELDS-At Summit, N. j., on March
II. 1908. Jane Burns. beloved wife of
Thomas Shields.
A Requiem Mass will be offered at
st. Teresa's Church. Summit. N. J.,
on Saturday, March IA. at 9 a. m.
Interment in st. Teresa's Cemetery.
STAUDER-on Wednesday. March IL,
1908, Eugene, beloved husband of Eva
Stauder. aged As years.
Relatives and friends, also st. Boni-
faces X. U. ". of st. Mary's
Church, st. Joseph's X. u. Y. No. /,
and Mason and Bricklayers' Local
No. IS, are respectfully invited to at
end the funeral on Saturday, March
IA, at $50 a. M, from his late resi-
dence. 1913 Camden street, to st. AIMS
Church, whe at 9 a. m. a High Mass
of Requiem will be offered for the
repose of his soul Interment at st.
Mary's Cemetery.
TERLINDE-On Wednesday, March
II. 1908, Matte L.. beloved wife OF
Bernard w, Terlinde, in her fifty
first year
Funeral services will be held at
her late home. 80 Sherman avenue,
Friday evening. March 10. at s
o'clock. Relatives and friends are in
vited to attend. Interment Rosedale
and Linden Cemetery Saturday morn
ing at the convenience of the family.
WALTHER-Entered into rest, on
Wednesday, March II, 1908, Hedwtg
Walther (nee Boetger). widow OF
Daniel Walther. aged GA years.
Relatives and friends. also the Elm
tracht X. U. V. No. l. are most re-
spectfully invited to attend the funeral
from her late residence, No. 292 West
Kinney street, on Saturday, March
IA, 1908, at p. m. Intermentat Wood
land Cemetery.
lZAGURSKI-On Wednesday, March Ii,
1905, Anna zagurski Formerly Res
ko). aged 40 years. beloved mother OF
Bella and August Resko.
Relatives and friends. also Slavic
Zivenna B. A, are respectfully in
yited to attend the funeral from her
late residence, 9 Clayton street, on
saturday. March IA. at , p. m, tc
st. John Baptist Greek Catholic
Church. Interment in the Cemetery
of the Holy Sepulchre.