Amador ledger., 1908-08-14
GLOBE SIGHTS.
We all eet fooled In tIme.


How much people enjoy their
tongues
The largest part of some people is
the wishbone.
You cannot afford to have things
given to you.
We like warm weather. But it's
easily overdone.
We have yet to hear barber speak
we'll of safety razor.
One of the funniest things in this
world IS a man hater,
Men are always wondering how
women keep their hair up.
DO some people ever talk about
anything but the weather.
When you are acting unfairly, you
are making enemies rapidly.
A man IS always expected to speak
we'll of women and religion.
Every man who works at all, works
too hard to fool his money away.
While man is watching his enc
mics, his friends get away with him.
What has become of the old fash
ioned man who used to use muskY
10 want your own way is a very
had habit, for you will never get it.
There is a sort of person you hate,
and there is no use trying to tolerate
him.
Every woman likes to hear man
talk about his kin until she marries
him.
You are very lucky if you can send
a bill to man without making him
mad.
After all, there is nothing quite so
funny as an amateur wearing a uni
form.
There are very few sisters of limit
ed means who do not pool their
clothes.
disposed to fib when asked about his
repair bill.
When the girls want to loaf around
the drygoods stores. they call for
plaid sewing silk.
The people in town these days are
so full of opinions that it is hard to
get any news.
A woman Is always telling of bets
she won from her husband, and which
he will not pay.
The man who is best contented in
life is the one who saves his enthus
iasm for himself.
Every man you "hear something"
about, has probably "heard some
thing" about you.
What has become of the old fash
ioned man who referred to the sheriff
as "the high sheriff."
Iii spite of the trightul manner in
which they are imposed upon, women
live longer than men.
1t is the disposition of lost people,
when they get anyone's friendship,
TO draw on it at sight.
We haven't much respect for a wo-
man whose greatest ambition is to
control a hen-pecked man.
When man is rushed with work,
he spends his time trying to hire a
man instead of working himself.
No man can paint sIgu on a fence
in such a way that boy cannot
change it to read something else.
Every man has his worthless days,
but if he does not fight them, every
| day will become his worthless day.
A woman who isn't patient when
her husband gets mad, would make a
fire hotter when the kettle boils over.
ss-A woman who will tell friend she
looks we'll in an unbecoming hat will
talk about her friends behind their
backs.
Sunday is that day in the week
when a man finds out IN kwhat spot
his wife intends to sweep next, and
sits there.
When a woman does it at home she
calls it the "wash," but when she
sends it down town. she calls it the
"laundIy."
When a newspaper makes a notice
that man Is singing in choir, half
the people who read it say: "Huh,
he can't sing.
When a woman goes down town to
buy little soap, and a few things
for the kitchen, she doesn't call that
Shopping. 4"
man is worthless as soon he be-
gins to think more of what people are
thinking of him than of what he is
doing.