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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

Besides curing all the above distressing
ailments, the Golden Medical Discovery !"
Is specific for all diseases of the mucous
membFanes. catarrh. WhetheT-- OF the
Rs7s argshs E7ea n is a1ceTati7e
stages It VIII yield to this sovereign rem
edy it its use be persevered in. In Chronic
Catarrh OF the Nasal passages. it is we'll,
while taking. the uGolden Medical Dis
covery for the necessary constitutional
treatment, to cleanse the passages freely
Catarrh Remedy. This thorough course
OF treatment generally cures the worst
cases.
If you have bitter or bad taste in the
morning, poor or variable appetite, coated
tongue, foul breath, constipated or irreg
ular bowels, feel weak. easily tired, des-
pondent, frequent headaches, pain or dis
tress in nsmall of back" gnawing or
distressed feeling in stomach, perhaps
nausea, bitter or sour urisings in throat
after eating, and kindred Symptoms of
weak stomach and torpid liver, no medi-
cine will relieve you more promptly or
cure you more permanently than Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. Per-
haps only part of the above symptoms
will be present at one time and yet point
to torpid liver or biliousness and weak
stomach. Avoid all hot bread and bis
cults, griddle cakes and other indigestible
food and take the vGolden Medical Dis
covery regularly and stick to its use
until you are vigorous and strong.
Foul, impure blood can be made pure
by the use of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. It enriches and purifies the
blood thereby curing, pimples, blotches,
eruptionS and other cutaneous affections,
as eczema, letter, or salt-rheum, hives and
other manifestations of impure blood.
In the cure of scrofulous Swellings, en-
Iarged glands, open eating ulcers, or old
sores, the Golden Medical Discovery !" has
performed the most marvellous cures In
cases of old sores, or open eating ulcers,
it is we'll to apply to the open sores DR..
Pierce's All-Healing Salve, which pos.
sesses wonderful healing potency when
used as an application to the sores in con.
junction with the use of rGolden Medical
Discovery as a blood cleansing consti-
tutional treatment. If your druggist
don't happen to have the vAll-Healing
Salve in stock, you can easily procure il
by enclosing ffty-four cents in postage
stamps to DR.. r. V. Pierce, 663 Main ST.
Buffalo, N. Y, and it will come to you by
return post. Most druggists keep it as
we'll as the rGolden Medical Discovery
Not only does the wrapper of every
bottle of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery, the famous medicine for weak
stomach, torpid liver or biliousness and
all catarrhal diseases wherever located
have printed upon it, n, plain, English, a
full and complete list of all the ingredi-
ents composing it, but a small book has
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
A Neat Bit Of Selfishness.

"For several years. said a married
man, II did not have taste of tender
loin at home, as I sat at the bead of
the table and was compelled to give
that part Of the steak to my wife. A
year ago I invited her to sit at the
head Of the table and do the carving,
since which time have always had
the tenderloin, for she politely gives
me the best cut, which I accept indif-
ferently. as though do not know what
1t is. respectfully lay the suggestion
before the Society Of Chuck Eating
Husbands. "-Atchison Globe
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
NoAH's RAVENS.
A knotty Question Answered by a
Blacksmith Preacher.

Many years ago there lived in one of
the mountain counties of Tennessee
blacksmith who to his reputation for
honest work during the week added
that of being powerful exhorter on
Sundays. Held in high esteem by his
neighbors, possessed of a suficiency of
this worlds goods for that primitive
community, he seemed to have. solved
the question of terrestrial happiness.
but the 'sthorn in the flesh is indigo
nous to all chimes and conditions and
for the blacksmith it grew in the per-
son of one Tom Bradley, a tall. lank
mountaineer, who was the wit and
wag of the neighborhood and who also
occupied the unenviable position of
skeptic in that orthodox community.
Tom delighted to prod the smith with
certain inexplicable Biblical state
ments and these encounters sometimes
resulted disastrously for the exhorter
causing him much humiliation and
making him. as he said, "wrassle in
prayer and cry to the Lord and spare
not
Once at the yearly camp meeting the
old man was giving his experience
in the tone and manner that were con
sidered devotional in those parts. my
brethren ah,' he said, las l was
a-standin' in my shop an gittin' ready
to shoe Billy Hite's old gray mare, ah,
long come that son of a gun Tom
Bradley, ah He asst me eff believed
everything in the Bible, all. I said
everything from kiver to kiver, ah.
Believe thst yarn about Noah bein'
shet up iL9'lhe ark with all them diff
ferent sort of critters, ah?' seize. Isl,
I done swallered Jonah an the whale,
ali, an I want a-goin' to gag at Noah,
ah.' Well seize, ah, EFF that raven
Noah sent out got lost, alb, where did
all these here ravens come frum, ah ?
Brethren, I thought fer minute, ali,
that old Satan had got the underholt
on me, ah, an was about to thoe me
| ali; but, thank the Lord, ah, l jest
thoed back my head, ah, an the sperrit
of knowledge plum filed me, ah, an
seq, sezzi, Tt was the old he raven, ah
| that got lost, an the old she raven
was a-settin' on five eggs in the nest
ah, an that's where these here ravens
come frum, ah.'"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

Consumption had me in it's grasp :;
and | had almost reached the jumping
off place when was advised to try DR..
Kings New Discovery, and want to
say right now, it saved my life. I'm
provement began with the first bottle,
and after taking one dozen bottles l was
a we'll and happy man again." says Geo.
Moore, Of Grimesland, N. G. AS a re-
NEEDY for coughs and colds and healer of
weak, sore lungs and for preventing
pneumonia New Discovery is supreme.
SOC and $1.O0 at 0. NJ. Olsen's drug
store. Trial bottle free.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
Usual Result.

WELL" asked the motorman. did
you manage to collect your little bill,
from that CONDUCTOR
NO" answered the Disguised pas
senger, Il got tired trying to collect
it at his house, and the other day
caught him on his ear.
What did he do?"
''The same thing as ,1snal-put me
off,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
Wooden AImanacs.

An antiquary in Chicago took curl
ously engraved block of wood from a
case.
Here is an original almanac, a Sax
on one,'' he said. The engraved fig
ures on it all concern the moon They
and lunar changes for the year; hence,
being devoted to lunar matters, the
Saxon block was called an 'al-mon-
heed, or observation Of all the moons
'sFrom al-mon-heed our word alma
nae comes
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

Everything taken into the stomach
should,be dlgested fully within GER
tain time. When you feel that your
stomach is not in good order, that the
food you have eaten is not being di-
gested, take a good. natural digestant
that will do the work the digestive jul
ces are not doing. The best remedy
known today for all stomach troubles
is Kodol, which is guaranteed to give
prompt relief. 1t is a natural diges-
tant;. it digests what you eat, it is
pleasant to take and is sold here by
Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
TARP0N TACTICS.
Wonderful Feats, Flights and Leaps of
the Silver King.


the Silver King.
In the big pass tarpon can best be
caught from near the bottom of the
channel and should be fshed for with
fifty feet of line and heavy sinker.
In shallow water the tarpon leaps
high in air the instant he feels the
hook, but in the pass he often fights
for minute or two before coming to
the surface. More than once when |
had come to fear that my tarpon was
a shark he has suddenly shot above
the surface like bullet from a gun
and in the first wild shake of his head
thrown hook and bait fifty feet in the
leaden sinker flying over my head from
nearly twice that distance. Other tar
pom when struck came straight up
from the bottom. one grazing our gun
vale as he rose and another leaplnS
over the stern of the canoe. AS soon
as a tarpon was tired enough to let us
pull the canoe beside him we removed
the hook from his mouth and let him
swim home to his family. 1t happened
once that a tarpon was less tired than
we had assumed. On that occasion we
swan home, and he had a good man
story to tell his friends.
1t had been counted a poor year for
tarpon. yet in fifteen consecutive days
of fishing we were fast to forty-four
tarpon, each of which had jumped for
us from one to twelve times. This
high water mark of twelve jumps was
made by tarpon which was stimu-
lated to his later efforts by the pres
ence of pursuing shark, and the
twelfth jump was double number.
There was comm otion in the crimsoned
water, new vigor at the other end of
my line, and it was an hour later when
/ finally landed on sand bar shark
with an aldermanic stomach A knife
drawn across this distended organ dis
closed the tarpon in sections, with the
hook still fast in his jaw, and enabled
the camera man to photograph to.
gether the subjects he had recently
photographed separately. Although
this shark was only one-ffth the size
Of our big hammerhead, yet he made
but two bites of his victim.
i Our work at Boca Grande ended with
the red letter day of the season of all
seasons. i was fishing In the pass with
fifty feet Of line and the bait was di
rectly under the canoe when a tarpon
struck fercely. quickly carried away a
hundred more feet of line and ther
swan so swiftly toward us that fear
ed from the loosened line that he had
escaped Then. fifty feet from the ca
pom, measuring. as we learned after
ward, an even seven feet. Up, up. up
he rose until the camera seemed to be
pointed at the zenith, and before thu
ratified camera man could get his ain
the silver king had turned gracefully
in the air and was plunging downward
j The captain swears that he saw, swing
ing clear Of the water, the ribbon which
! marked twenty-five feet on the line a:
! it hung plumb down from the tarpon.
Once gave my own estimate Of thu
height of the jump to a group O.
i friends and after a glance at thei
grieved expressions appealed to the on
of most experience on the coast AM
with the tarpon. After single mo
ment of hesitation he remarked firmly
"We fishermen must stand together
believe the story."-A. w. Dimock il
Appleton's
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
When "Drammers" Come Easy

When "Dramners" Come Easy.
At the Players club in New York
one evening there was a guest from
out of town, playwright well known
for his extraordinary facility in turn
ing out the alleged s'drammers" that
do the 'tentwenty- thirt'' circuits. 1t
is no uncommon thing for this pro.
Queer to grind out five or six of his
plays annually.
Some one innocently asked the play
wright if it was rather difficult to find
new ideas for his plays.
REALLY don't know" was the frank
answer Of the man who has made
thousands Of dollars from his dram
mers." Il have never tried it''-New
York Tribune
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

been compiled from numerous standard
medical works, of al the different schouis
Of practice, containing very numerous
extracts from. the fyritingS@ leading
p5aetsaneg ess 81 & eb a en- the
ingredient contaihed in Df. Pierge's medi-
cines. One of these little books will be
mailed free to Gny one sending address on
postal card Q(by letter, 10 DR.. R.V. Pierce,
Buffalo. N.Y.. and requesting the same.
From thjI little book TT will be learned
s shst ssee een oa osh ae
poisqhoys or injurious agents and that
theyt 3fe made from native, medicinal
roots OF great value.
Some of the most valuable ingredients
contained in DIR. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription for weak, nervous. oyer-worked,
women. were employed, long years ago,
by the Indians for similar ailments affect
ing their SQuaws. In fact, one of the
most valuable medicinal plants entering
into the. composition of DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription was known to the
Indians as eSquaw-Weed." Our knowl-
edge of the uses of not a few of our most
valuable native, medicinal plants was
gained from the Indians.
AS made up by improved and exact pro-
cesses, the sFavorite Prescription is
most efficient remedy for healing ulcera
tiOnS, regulating all the womanly fune-
tions, correcting displacements, as prolap-
SuS, anteverSiOn and retroversion, over
coming painful periods, toning up the
nerves and bringing about perfect state
of health. Sold by all dealers in medicines.
It's an Insult to your intelligence for
dealer to endeavor to palm off upon you
some nOstrum of ft1lli1lOaU1l composition in
place of DIR. Fierce's world-famed medi-
cines which are OF KNOWN COMPOST
TON. Most dealers recommend DR..
| Pierce's medicines because they know
what they are made of and that the in
gradients employed are among the most
valuable that a medicine for like purposes
can be made of. The same is true of lead
ing physicians who do not hesitate to
recommend these medicines, since they
know exactly what they contain and that
their ingredients are the very best known
to medical science for the cure of the
several diseases for which they are rec
commended.
With tricky dealers it is different.
Something else that pays them little
greater profit will be urged upon you as
ejust as good" Or even better. You can
| hardly afford to accept a substitute Of
qI7llcfaO1U7e composition and without any
particular record of cures in place of DR..
Pierce's medicines which are OF KNOWN
COMPOSITION and have record of fortp
gears of cures behind them. You know
what you want and it is the dealers busi-
ness to supply that want. Insist upon It.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
MOmeSeekerS' Rates

Via the Minneapolis & St. Louis r.
r.. On first and third Tuesdays of
each month, to Nebraska, Kansas,
dian Territory, Texas, New Mexico,
Colorado, and other states. Stop
overs allowed and tickets limited
twenty- one days. For rates, time Of
Grains, etc., call on agents or address
A. B. Cults, G. P. & T. A, Minnea-
polls, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
Keeping Open House.

Everybody is welcome when We fe,l
good; and we feel that way only when
our digestive organs are working pro-
perly. DR.. Kings New Life Pills regu
late the action of stomach, liver and
bowels sc perfectly one can't help feel
ing good when he uses these pills csc
at o. NJ Olsen's drug store
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
DOCTORS ALL AGREE
THIS TIME.


all the different noo
positive curative each ana
Medical Discovery taos
druggists for the OF all
boncna
lingering professional
coyy It will w will not consumption its adj
vanced No Mr. good for sudden
attack of gh hengen obstinate,
es@naazng throat and bronchial affections most
fh nghsWea
weak ssa1po6r digestion assimilation which,
lead the Discovery" has
proveKwonderully successful in eHecing
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
SOUTH DAKOTA LAND CHEAP
'sNEW. EMPIRE"

''NEW EMPIRE"
along the $50 miles of new line just
completed by the Minneapolis & St.
Louis r. r. in Faulk, Potter, Wal
worth and Mcpherson Counties.
SPLENDIDFOPP
for the investor and business man in
the new towns, and for the CLONE
seeker' where good land is still cheap.
NO NATTER WHETHER YOU ARE
A FARMER OR NOT,
write me for handsome illustrated
folder, which tells all about the best
openings.
Very low excursion rates every
week. Call on our agents.
A. B. QUITS,
G P & T A, M & St L r S.
Minneapolis, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

Bert Barber, of Elton, Wis, says:
Il have only taken four doses Of your
Kidney and Bladder Pills and they
have done for me more than any other
medicine has ever done. I am still
taking the pills as [ want a perfect
cure" Mr.. Barber refers to Dewitt s
Kidney and Bladder Pills. They are
sold by Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

Ii you suffer with indigestion, consti-
patton. feal mean and cross, no strength
or appetite, your system is unhealthy.
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea makes
the system strong ana healthy. 35c,
Tea or Tablets. Pioneer Drug Co.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
Superstitious Golfers.

The two chief goldng superstitions
are that two up and five to play never
won a match and that it is unlucky to
win the first hole. It is hard to say
which is the sillier OF the two.-London
Mail
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

NeighborhOOd FaY0rite.

Mrs. e. D. Charles, of Harbor, Maine.
speaking OF Electric Bitters, says: ut
is a neighborhond favnrite here with
US. It deserves to be y favorite every
where. 1t gives quick relief in dyspep-
STA. liver complaint, kidney derange
ment, malnu,ritlon, nervousness, weak
ness and general debility. Its action on
the blood, as a thorough purifier, makes
it especially useful as spring medicine.
This grand Alternative tonic is sold under
guarantee at O. ". Olsen's drug store.
soc.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

Builds up waste tissue, promotes APP
petite, improves digestion, induces re-
freshing sleep, giving renewed strength
and health. That's what HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea will do. 35c.
Tea or Tablets. Pioneer Drug Co:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
Suffering & Dollars Saved.

3 S. Leper, of Marilla, N. Y, says:
81 am carpenter and have had many
severe cuts healed by Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. 1t has saved me suffering and
dollars. 1t is by far the best healing
salve have ever found.' Heals burns.
sores, ulcers, fever sores, eczema aud
piles. 25c at 0. M. Olsen Druggist.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
Real Genius.

That artist is a real genius" re-
marked the admirer
mo" answered Miss Cayenne; she
can't be a real genius, or people
wouldn't be saying SO many compli-
mentary things about him before he is
dead. "-Washington Star
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

The trouble with most cough rene
dies is that they constipate. Kenne-
dy's Laxative Cough Syrup acts. gent
~ but promptly on the bowels and at
the same time it stops the cough by
soothing the throat and lung irrita-
ton. Children like it. Sold by Eu-
gene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
A Model Cookbook.

"What! You have written new
cookbook for your wife? How did you
do it?''
each dish and underneath it the res
taurant where it can be had best
Fliegende Batter.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

Use DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
pleasant little pills. They are easy to
take. Sold by Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

One lie must be matched with an
other or it will SION rain through
Owen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

The watched pot never boils. A gas
meter is different. Washington Times.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
GETTING Closer.

"When l first knew that man." said
the observant waiter. she couldn't have
been making more than $1,000 a year
I'll bet it's $4,000 now''
How do you know asked the 9th
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

Be wise today. IT'S madness to de-
fer Young.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

Why get up in the morning feeling blue,
Worry others and worry you;
81 les secret between you and me,
Better take Rocky Mountain lea.
Pioneer Drug Co
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05
The Jumping Off Place.

No charge for sewing and laying
our carpets. j. Ell. FORSTER. Lift
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

"He used to give fifty cent tip, but
now he only gives me a nickel. Phil
adelphia Press
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-02-05

Wall paper at Sc per double roll.
lift. J. II. FORSTER.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-04-07

Erecpyerins from d recent iiinsss
Mrs viii Sendali VISITING drs.
Titz Wright recently sGSs
Afessrsss ZOE SsfyT Is and Dave rososth
man were business yisitors at Fair.
view recently: g i
Our young people are expecting 10
attend the closing aot school at Dud.
ley Tuesday and the exhibition at su.
gar Grove Friday night
Misses Rose Wright was the guest
of Miss Jessie Rice Thursday evening.
Following are our old bachelors
awaiting a wife: peek, Toothman. a
reserved old bachelor. OF progressing
good husband: none hut young girls
need apply Willard Jones. answering
but is too bashtul to propose. .fnat
he is spoken for We; will not deny.
Will Cross. young and handsome. will
make some girl a good husband. none
but school ma.anis accepted. Able
Kuhn, small but quite a hustler:
good catch. so girls look lively, don't
let him escape. Dave Toothman. a
first class farmer. Girls. keep your
eyes on that little gray mare. Will
make some girl a good husband. Jim
Toothman. firstirate fellow. An ideal
beau. Speak early and avoid the rush.
Howard Toothman. a prosperous farm.
er OF good disposition. A little back
ward. but careful management. we
think, might be captured. Bartie
Toothman. a young man OF striking
personal appearance. A good worker
and a good catch for the girl lucky:
enough to get him. Spray MILAN. tall
but good-natured. Very shy. but II
the right girl appears we think he will
overcome his bashfulness. A good
worker and would make an ideal hus.
band. Flint Price. man OF good dis
position. Wants a wife. We. think he
is already spoken for. Bert Rice, COM
monty known as ''I.abryx-'' A good
man. sober and discreet. A good catch.
None but schoolma'a accepted.
Claude Rice. a good natured fellow. OF
good personal appearance Not very
good worker. but could be well manag-
ed by the right parties. A good grub
ber. Clyde Toothman. a pleasant fell
low. gootl natured and handsome; his
only fault is bashfulness; don't let
this splendid chance for good hus-
band go by. Wayne Martin. afraid OF
the girls. but could be tanned easily.
Harry Martin. a good worker: none
but very small girls need apply. Wait
Toothman. a good worker: good natur--
ed. and wants wife: apply quickly.
Lon fToothman. a little bashful. but
don't stand back on that account. VIII
lie Lowe. good worker; he Is spoken
for. We, understand. Will Hamilton. a
good fellow with good dispositions; a
good catch.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-04-07
COLD KILLS THE GERMS.
Lieut.. Perry Says There Are No Bald
Heads In the Arctic Region.

The people who come back from the
klondike testify to the fact that no ma
tive bald heads are there. The evil
dence is that the cold climate kills the
germs that eat the hair off at the root.
Lieut.. Perry, who went to the Arctic
Regions. gives the same evidence.
Newbro's Herpiciae has the same ef-
feet as the cold climate. 1t kills the
germ that eats the hair of at the roots,
and the hair grows again. Herplcide
is the first hair remedy built upon the
principle of destroying the germ that
eats the hair of. Its phenomenal sale
demonstrates the correctness OF the
scalp germ theory. Sold by leading
druggists. Send loo in stamps for
sample to The Herpicide Co.. Detroit,
Mich. Two sizes, soc and 81. E. a.
Billingslea & Co., special agents.