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The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-10-10
rs FISHERMEN DROWNED

Captain Of Schooner Juanita Sole Sur.
ViVor Of orandbanks Wreck.
St Pierre Mic oct. S-Tweutv
five men have been drowned as the r
suit o; the laundering OF the French
hshins schooner Juanita on The grand
banks
The sole survivor. the captain Of
the vessel Who managed to cling %
some planks for several hours. wa
brought here. He has lost his reason
The disaster occurred during a heavy
gale
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1908-10-10
Southern Railway

- h.-Toiiovins schedule nglrss pubnah.d q,
Information, and are nos guaraneesd
Schedule effective sent Gth Isns
''@'As save washington iron New Onion
SID - n. Daiy-Local for Warrsnton Dan
fllis. and gay staaions
80 a. N. Deiy-LocAI for RArrisonburx W.
SIS a. M. Deily-united STATES fass Mail.
firse-cisss coaches and drasinz-rooUa. sleeusr Al
New orleans. Dining car service.
Alo ?. N. Caily-W ashinzson aud Tlorfda
tAAl $50 through coaches and sleeper 90 Co
iunbia. Savannah and Jacksonviils Sleeper
70 Augusta. Buffet service. Tourist 20 Cal
iornia tr-Weekiy
AIS .. N. week Dsys-Local tor HArrssonburs
and vay stations on Manassas Branch
go m Daiiy-Local Tor Wsrrsnton and
~hariOttesvfle.
1900 ,. m. Daily-Nes York and Memohis
Lamited Via LyncAburEl-Efrst class coach and
Sleeping sar 20 Roanoke, Knoxville, Cnesaa-
noosa. Birmingham ana MemphisI slssper -
rew Orleans. Diaing-car service
los ?. n. Deily-New York and Nou Orleans
linised-Al Puilman trains. club and obrsrva-
non cars 20 New Orieansl sleeper 10 Ashvfne,
s aaenee. Nes Orleans. Sleeper to Charlotte.
Through trains rom abe south arrive wash
and lo.t5 .. 10. daily. HArreonbnrg 1875 d.
n Seek days aud Gao pm. daily. IRON Char
ioteesviiie. $40 .. m. and $50 D. NJ.
Tickets. sleepine-cnr reservations and detafled
nformaton can be had AZ ticker once. 7os lssh
"a. eoa az Az and New Talon station
rs~Esge checked shrough fron hotels aud rssi-
. n. AcKERT. v. p. and Gen. MAJ.
= n. hAkDWlCk, Pass. frame MT.
". n. TAYLOR. Cen Pass. Agent
J. - BReWn. osnsral Arsnt
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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28
The Craftsman for April.

The leading feature in The Crafts
man for April is an editorial article
on handlcrafts and small farming,
setting forth the general outlines OF
practicable working plan by which
such a thing might be established
on a national scale with view to re-
llevipg the present industrial ard
social conditions which cause so
much discomfort and suffering and
which contain such a real menace TO
society as II exists today. Another
phase of the same subject is an essay
on manual draining as II Is at present
carried on in the public schools and
It's relation TO the Industrial efficiency
in after life. This Is the prize essay
in competition offered by The
Craftsman for some authoritative
atterance upon this subject, and was
written by Arthur ID. Dean, who is n
practical worker along these lines.
There Is also a brief biographical
article upon the personality and the
work of Ida Tarbell. whose history
OF the Standard oil company started
the present national movement to-
ward the investigation and curblpg
OF the trusts. A phase OF American
art not widely known out Of It's own
territory Is the work of the school OF
western sculptors which has clus-
tered about dorado Taft and which
seems to be finding a new and Vita
expression OF art in the doing OF
things which lie close at hand.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28
Harold BegbIe.

In England there is young nov
clist who believes that the twentieth
esntnry will bring about an epoch
making reconciliation between re-
Mgion ana acicnce. Ills work Is de-
veled 90 this end. and though It's
hsnren interest Is vivid and dramatic
CnouBh To earn the praise of Ameri-
hn and English critics. It's value to
he movement OF common under
aan1iRe between religion and SCI
msasi has been recognized by some of
ths Iorcmost thoologians and selcn-
tints he rs novelist with future.
because hts works are the muture.
Acquainted with some of the great
eaf scientist Ia England, student
of Professor William James OF Har-
ward. and traveller who has met
many OF the most able men of sell
snee. socialists and theologians In
Efanee end Germany, he marches
abFcNs, of the times end. combines
with this knowledge OF modern
tkoaght sense OF gentle humor and
= profound sympathy with human
tife. and an ardent enthusiasm for
Uhe spiritual destiny of humanity.
which Elyes 10 his work note OF
vivid and actual value
This novelist is Harold Begbie,
who lives aa Arcadlan existence In
a saaoR village by the North Sea.
EroWs roses. walks every day FOR
honE miles across heath aud moor
ana tinds an his happiness In the
cares and Joys OF domestioity.
Mr. negblo's new novel, "The
Visii," was published In March by
Dsad. Mead 4 Co THE Vigir" Is
a theological novel. and such good
ono that distinguished critic who
read the story before publication
SAYS; ~ am inclined 20 can Il the
very best OF its kind In the language
lt shows far deeper and truer in
uiEht into the theological oontro-
versy OF the time than. Tor example.
Robert Elsmere" Mr. Reghie Is too
uood Novelist 10 permit the inter-
cut oi his story to be strangled IN
theological discussions aud details,
ana the development of the young
Rnxush clorgyman's character and
faIIn. along with the upbuilding OF
hh parish, furnishes material for
an intense aud powerful story. but
@boee an. ''The vigil" Is a mastery
prs1ontallon OF true and stable Chris
eianlly. n Is hook which ought 10
~ eAroulated among eager aud per
nluaed seekers after truth.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28
The April American Magazine.

INC AOfh AintTlchn Maghliht.
The American Magazine creates a
strong and proper feeling of interest
and excitement There isn't a dull
line in Il.
Roosevelt" by "K" iB new and re-
freshing. Surely the President does
not know himself one half as welt
as TX" knows him. Who IS 'K"2
And what will Roosevelt say?
Mr.. Dooley" on "The Temper
ance Wave" shows how whisky
knocks the dot OFF your little and
makes a capital letter OF you. Then
"The Interpreter" takes up the fol-
lies of fanatical prohibitionists and
proceeds to the most eloquent tenn
peranoe talk written in years.
Lincoln steffens tells exactly how
Detective Burns caught the crooks in
San Francisco. Burns Is a creative
genius who imagines the perfected
thing and then goes 10 work and
builds it. Often he has imagined
who was guilty, aud how the crime
was committed, and then he has
rounded up the proof necessary to
satisfy the court
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

spirit" phenomena, but Everybody's
has made public this month realis-
tic account of Hamlin Garland's ex-
periments in occultism, entitled THE
Shadow World" II is sensational!
authentic, and compelling, and heads
a truly remarkable table of contents.
John l.. Mathews describes, in "The
New Mississippi" the transition from
ancient to modern in river traffic and
shows clearly the great possibiliti ,s
for the development Of this "arm of
the sea-" The Racing Came" by
Clarence L. Cullen, places the very
timely topic of the race track fairly
and squarely before the public; and
Charles Edward Russell's article
Governor Johnson-New Style Poll
tician," is an intimate study of the
aims, character, and achievements of
Minnesota's chief executive. Samuel
G. Blythe contributes another of his
inimitable skirts, Paris and the
Parasites"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28
What's in McClure's

The April MeClure's is so full of
a number of things that few readers
will care to miss il.
The Carl Schurz memoirs are re-
.sumed In an article, THE South Aft
er the War" a graphic picture of
the desolation and devastation of tn
south, and the anxieties OF the fed
eral government in that critical per-
iod.
Several of the most popular artists
have contributed to the Illustration.
There is a cover by Hugo Ballin and
pictures by Reuterdahl, Alice Barber
Stephens, Eric Pape and others.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28
wnI LhIibridge.

The anthor OF ben Blair" and
Whore the Trail Divides" has a new
novel OF the west published by Dodd,
Mead a Co. The title OF the novel
Is "The Dissolving Circle" Mr.
Llllbrldgo's early life was that of
many other prairie boys-bred ani
raised IN an atmosphere of 10 hours
work OF the "a. he matured early.
lie says of himself; AT ~ | was
a useful citizen. Az rs was 10 all
practical purposes man; dll 2
mans work. whatever the need, ~
this capacity was alternately farm.
or. rancher, eattleman. know
Dakota In It's various deyelopmental
stages very well. II was part of the
life. inevitable, Meanwhile the FAM
ily scattered. Something prompted
mo TO explore university. and l
went 10 Iowa; yibrated for six years
between tho collegiate. dental and
medical departments. For some rea-
son the dental proved the most vlru-
lent. and graduated In 1898.
shortly afterward-a man must live
Il drifted back. and took root In
Sioux Pals. Fortune smiled teebly.
and roots sank deeper. Later. when
the one girl came into the play. she
smiled recklessly, and I married. It
is inevitable. II one has the elements
OF whiteness. that with years a prac'
tloe win grow. My experience fol-
lows the rule, Occasionally my
waiting room resembles those one
reads about in novels l am rooted
here yet.
Work My writing Is done en-
tlrely az night. The waiting room
the plum requires vigorous
shaking in the daytime. After din
nor have a telephone proof,
piano proof. friend proof What
transplres therein no ono knows. be-
caase no one has ever seen.
'Reereailon9 have a mania. by
no means always gratlhed, 10 be out
of doors. once each Summer the
lady and I so somewhere for three
weeks and forget It absolutely. In
this way we've been able 20 travel
a bic. We--again the lady and II
steal en- hour when We can ana drive
red gasoline runabout. keeping
within the speed laws when neees-
sary. Once each tsn. when the flrst
frost shrivels the corn stalk aud
when, II YOU chance 10 be out OF
doors. aNer dark, YOU hear. away up
overheard, Invisible. the aecelerat-
ing, throbbing. diminishing purr ef
wlngs that drives the sportsman
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

Anna A. Rogers sets out to discuss
In. the March Atlantic. As In her
irenchant divorce article, "Why
American Marriages FAIL" published
In the same magazine last Septcm-
Der, Mrs. Rogers deals with her topic
with ungloved hands. American
children are experiments tried more
or less frantically by ignorant and
unprepared mothers is one of her
spirited assertions. Intense" love-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

It the haFbinger OF the baseball sea-
son. It can be said without quail
faction that, excellent as all of the
editions OF the Reach Guide have
been In recent years. the 1905 Reach
Guide is tho best hand book of the
kind ever issued by this or any other
published, The special distinction
OF the 1895 Guide Is. next to the
text. the superior quality of paper
used and the number aud beauty q
the ensrayings furnished, the world 5
championship series being specially
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28
The Rohemlan for Anil.

The April Bohemian has nine
short stories, splendid illustrations
special articles and rarely good Sc
lection of humorous material.
Miss Mabel Taliaferro writes of
My Yesterdays" New York With
out the Wherewithal." is a statement
based upon the fact OF the predica-
ment a well-born Englishman found
himself in in New York when over
taken by the recent panic. An ae-
count OF The Princeton Tiger" with
many illustrations. by its editor, is
the sixth in the series OF Humorous
College Journalism.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

New Corporation.

~NNANIIN
oregon Land and Tr,s,.
pany; principal office, Fo,a.' .
oregon; capital stock. ,,aos. S,'
porators, Edward sevmon. .'' j..
Thomas, j. w. CornelIu, 49,. a
Wright. and
The Realty Bond syn5l..,.
gon; principal Office. Ned,.., n. =
gon; capital stock. $50 0os. .
porators, j. A, Bothwell W..
Stalker and j. II. Mitchell, IT,
The Bolo Club of Oregon !,
pal Office, Portland, Oregon. 7.
porators, Jay H. Upton. Co !
Cord and Seneca Fouts
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

AGE
emery Pottle In April Craftsman)
To watch the returning Spring and wonder secretly
IN, missing those who greatly love such days
The Spring could be gay and green
As when they walked the llac-budded
TO sigh o'er Winters strangely bleak and cold,
And see. in smouldering hres that char too soon,
No what may be, shall be.but what was,-
AS recalls the cadence Of a tune
To smile upon ana bless young sweetheart VOWS,
Remembering this face and that long passed,
To fancy love today n colder thing
Than this great love you cherish to the last.
To keep the friends grown faithfully old young
Reluctant, when hands knock at your door
To open; and n opening. Withhold
The heart OF which you gave all and more
TO dream IN solitude with pipes and books
and sweet good; ask for songs
Thoy do sing; TO find You happiness
A homely grace that in your soul belongs.
To again calm forglvng god
You smiled at lightly In your other youth
Content TO leave the mysteries OF life
re mysteries OF death--and walt the truth.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28
Rheumatic Pains n.ll..

B. F. Croker, ESQ.,, nov n
of age, and for 20 year, ,r,,,
the peace at Martinsbu,s w
says; II am terribly sHIs,..
sciatlc rheumatism in nv ~ ,.s
and right hip. | have u,.s
bottles of Chamberlain p,I,
and 1t did me lots Of good. n,
at Or. Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28
Rev. r.. Hugh Benson.

The Rev. r. Hugh Benson, one
OF the three famous Benson brothers
of England, has written a novel--an
unusual novel-which is published
by Dodd, Mead & Co.
Lord of the World" Is a tale OF
universal interest. The book Is
rather a careful study Of Anti
Christ" according to ecclesiastical!
tradition. He is to possess. It Is said,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

mad, revert absolutely. For a
week-no matter, the town knows
me no more. Then l come back, the
other man temporarily subdued;
once more at the service of the pub
lies defective molars."
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

A man was poisoned from
ling microb s-infested money
is a root of evil that monsy Ia
heretofore been accused Of .
sing.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

Reach's official American league
guide for 1908. published by the A.
J. Rreach company. OF Phi,ad elph,a,
and edited by Mr.. Francis G. Richter.
of Sporting Life" Is out, and Is, as
usual, first in the field thas making
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

well lowered with splendid action
pictures. The American League
Guide for 1908 is in all respects a
first class hand book of the national
game and a decided credit to the
American League and to the publish
ers. the Reach company. This Is The
seventh annual issue of the Reach
Guide as the Official hand book of the
American League, and the 26 con-
secutive year of its publication as
book of record and reference for the
entire baseball world.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

extreme attractIyeness, immense
powers, and all the natural yirtue7.
The thing Il lacks Is faith.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28
SPECIAL DELIVERY.

SPECIAL DELIVERY.
delivery omces eetab-
following s cents month slOo fcr nree
Esyham Store, +. Son, Asylum Avenue Junction.
A. Garden Road
TsneB Alex, South Commercial street.
Eppley, East State street
9foweils Corner, Twelfth and Cross streets
%. X Grocery, A. A. Bngleba {, Twelfth street.
d. Highland avenue
Yew f.. q. Bower Twelfth and leslie
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

madness" OF the young mother for
her infant, unframed nursemaids, in
discriminate vaudeville. nerye-rack-
ins music, plays and novels, are
among the numerous causes which
the writer cites to make her point.
No doubt many mothers will disagree
with Mrs. Rogers, but she backs up
her theories with striking examples.
ENeFybody's for April.
Few magazines will brave a sell
entiho presentation OF so-called
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

Why American Mothers Fail.
American mothers fail,--not all oil
them, but enough to cause alarm.
This is the proposition which Mrs.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

DeWitts Llttly Early RI,eu ]
safe, sure little liver pIllS 81
all druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28
SPECIAL RATES TO
WOODBURy HORsg

To be held at woodburn, !
2S. For the above occasion, ,
OF one and oue-thlrd on he ,
cate plan is authorized to Woo,
and return, via S. P. Co.
WIN MMURRl
General Passenger 4
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

Ca - ~ q IA y a.
Rsau a. Ills kna tm haM MaaE b11ga
A'..''" G<HzZzsZx
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-03-28

AGE
emery Pottle In April CraftsmanO
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-03
medIelne's Earnlnos.

Medical science makes temperately
a claim upon the gratitude OF the race.
In London. New York and Chicago. the
profession announces that recent prog.
ress Ia the cure and prevention OF dis
ease has gone far enough to diminish
distinctly the Incomes OF practlclng
physicians II this true. II is o.
magnificent message Of service 10 hu
mainly. Without asking for further
proof II may be accepted as true SAM.
tatlOn, the conquest Of infant diseases,
the lowering Of typhoid percentages.
aseptlc surgery, the acquaintance with
food values. the development OF a
scientific nursing and the control Of
germ enemies are achievements
known TO everybody. Medical practice
has simpllned itself at It's own pc,
cunlary cost, while II has never
faltered In promoting the investigC.
tons which result In the dimlnution
OF its earnings, To medical science
and practice we can bow with respect
and gratofulness. The labor has been
inoessant, their Intelligence layishly
applied, and the collective reward is a
reduction Of income Their title 10
the name OF benefactors should at
least have hearty recognition Phila.
dolphla Press
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-03
DECORATED BY KAISER
CAPT PoLAcKs BRAVERY TWICE
HoNoREo BY EMPEROR.


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given that of rr. p.I r,sl. b, r,,,,
milton of bi. rsrapr,I bra,,r, 4, rcsc,.
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command whom ,p tb. v., a., s,y,
the CROW of ID sI,li,. s,t,. H.. ,i,t.
act Cant poi,ck rrr,,ycj u,. mrcb
prizcd he sayipp modal NJ an, u,y,t
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-03

the carpenters that worked ON the
house. Shall I put this In the tool
chest. Hir?"
Never mind need such a thing
now and then and IN keep II handy"
Very good Mr.. Glenarm."
We were not getting anywhere; the
fellow was certainly an Incompatible
actor.
You must md II pretty lonely here
BatesY Don't hesitate to go TO the VII
lage when you like"
II thank you, Mr. Glenarm: but
am not much for idllng. | keep a few
books by me for the evenings. An.
Mandate is not what you would exactly
call a diverting village"
Il fancy not, But the caretaker
over at the summer resort has even a
lonolier time, ! suppose, That's what
ia call a pretty choerless job.-watch.
ing summer cottages In the winter"
That's Morgan, sir. / meet him
occasionally when 80 10 the village:
he's a very worthy person, should
call him, on slight acquaintance.
NO doubt OF H. Bates. Any time
through the winter you want to have
him In for a social glass. It's all right
with me"
When | plunged into the wood IN
the middle OF the next afternoon Il
was with rhe definite purpose re-
turning 10 the upper end OF the Lake
for an interview with Morgan, who
had, 30 Bates informed me, a small
house back Of the cottages.
| took the canoe / had chosen for
my own use from the boat.house and
padded up the lake. The air was
stu warm, but the wind that blew out
OF the south tasted Of rain. / scanned
the water and the borders OF the lake
Tor signs OF life.--more particularly.
may as well admit for a certain ma.
room canoe and a girl In a red tamo'
shanter; but lake and summer cot.
tages were mine alone. landed and
began at once my search for Morgan.
There were many paths through the
woods back OF the cottages. and / fol.
lowed several futllely before | at last
found a small house snugly hid away
In thicket Of young naples.
To IL coETINUEDl
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-03
TIE USUAL WAY

Vrst County Councilor-Horc'H a
ind looking street
kcond Ditto You're right there
VIII q best 10 be- done with IT,
fots have Il dug up for a sewer"
ut wouldn't It be proper to pave It
nrst
"tf course. supposed you under.
stood that Then. after Il ia paved
and a sewer put In. wen have II re-.
paved"
"All Ia readiness to he dug MP again
for tho rasplpe? see you understand
the principles OF municipal economy.
And after We have had II repayod
for the second time. then what?"
We'll then Il will be In order for
widening There's nothing admire
80 much as system In the care and Inn.
provoment Of our roadways."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-03
Flung ovsr s Head and Drove II at Me-

lsh to be pointing a pistol at the head
Of a fellow OF 30 amiable spirit
Hurry" / commanded.
We'll, Az was saying. II may seem
strange. but was just examining the
wall TO determine the character OF the
work One OF the coiErers on the
lake left me with the iol u building u
fence on his place. and I've been ok.
pecung TO come over to look At this
all fall. You see. Mr. Glcnarm, your
honored grandfather. was a master In
such matters. and / didn't see any
harm In getting the bonent-to put II
so-of his experience"
| laughed He had denied having
entered the house with so much assur.
ance that had been prepared for
some really plausible explanation OF
his interest In the wall.
"Morgan-you said II was Morgan.
didn't you7-you are undoubtedly a
scoundrel OF the FIRST water"
Men have been killed for saying
less" he said.
And for doing less than Ore through
windows at a mans head, It wasn't
friendly Of you"
Il don't see why you center all your
suspicious ON me You exaggerate
my Importance, Mr. Glenarm. I'm
only the man-ofall.work at summer
resort"
Il wouldn't believe you, Morgan, II
YOU swore on a stack Of Bibles as high
as this wall"
"Thanks'" he CALCULATED mOckingly.
Like a dash he swung the hammer
over his head and drove II at me. and
nj The same mornent fired The ham.
mrraead strucK the pillar near the
ou,.r edge ena IN guch manner that
the handle flew around and smote me
5maT1ly IN the face. BY the time
reached the ground the man was al.
ready running rapidly through the
park dartlng In and out among the
trees. and / made after him at hot
speed
The hammerhandle had struck my
mouth, and the whole lower half Of
my face stung from the blow. /
abused myself roundly for managing
the encounter 80 stupidity, and In nay
rage dred twice Wi,h no aim whato,ur
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-03

Adjuster-l've called to fix up that
matter OF your house burning down
Was the loss total?
Heck Penn-oh. IN house Is plumb
gone; but, young Teller Of tuck a
cent from yore company. I'd feel like
thief Mebbe you heyon't heard tibet
my wife tuck advantage o. IN excite.
ment L elope.-Puck.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1908-01-03

See The man and woman entering
the Great Dry Goods Emporium.
The man looks very sad
The woman looks supremacy happy
Why does the man look sad7 He is
going In TO buy something
Why does the woman look hRppy7
For the same reason. Judge.