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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-11-22

Harvard and Yale having had their
football line TO look forward to is the
army and navy game, and that's So
ciety event.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-11-22

BIeached -four may be all right. but
most people viii doubtless prefer to
use the brands not containing nitrates.
What's the pure food law for?
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The wood pulp and print paper sched-
the Republican newspapers will admit
the necessity of knocking out the paper
trust
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Total Copies of The Herald Printed
In October. 1908.

4 ~ 4 4 + = 4 = 4 = =
= Largest Daily and Sunday =
: Circulation in Salt Lake proved =
: by investigation. >
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HIS BIRTHDAY cIET.

(Megendorfer Battery
Wife-What would you like for vour
birthday. dear?
money.
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LIGHT AND DARKNESS.
(New orleans Times-Democrat,

tNew Orleans Ilmes-DeInocfai-J
Light is good for toothache DARK
ness is bad for il. IL you are toothache
sufferer. haven't you often noticed how
the pain in your jaw increases when. lat,
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WEATHER FOR SALT LAKE.
THE METALS.

Silver. 1870 per ounce.
Copper (cathodesl, "A 3-16c per pound.
Lead. $3.50 per 1cJ pounds.
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

among them that all natives would
have to submit to the sneezing test.
A good-sized riot was Immediately
threatened, and serious trouble was
only avoided by the prompt display
of the following quaint, yet compre-
hensive announcement:
Diamonds are not to be sneezed
at"
However, the sneezing test was
held in reserve, and in this way dia-
mond stealing and the |. D.. BIS. re-
ceived q check from which it took
them a long time to recover
The fame Of the red dwarf spread
far and wide, and he quickly became,
and indeed still remains, one of the
most interesting individuals in the
mining community. He took the
name Of Cecil Meyer from two Of
his benefactors, - -
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09
New Two.passenger Record.

Lemans, Sept. 2S.-Wilbur
Wright, the American aeroplan-
list. made three successful flights
this evening. On the first flight
he was unaccompanied, and re-
manned in the air for n hour.
seven minutes, eleven and four
fifth seconds. covering a distance
OF about thirty miles.
On the second flight he was &C
companied by the a~eroplanist,
Tissandier. and he succeeded in
beating the record for flight
with a passenger by remaining
up eleven minutes. three and two
fifth seconds. His previous flight
with a passenger was made on
Friday last, when he remained
in the air nine minutes, thirteen
and one-fifth seconds at a height
OF fifty feet.
Count de Lambert was his
passenger on the third trip to-
day, when he covered about
three and a half miles In six
minutes and fifteen seconds.
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09
Eight Points of the Law.

A correspondent signing him
self "So-and-so" overheard some
men, evidently lawyers, talking
over a case recently when some
such expression as this reached
his ears:
well. he couldn't help winning
He had the eight points OF the
law in his favor.
The correspondent asks to be
enlightened on the subject. The
eight points OF the law. "So-and-
So" are these: First, a good
cause; second. a good purse;
third, an honest and skillful
solicitor; fourth. good evidence /;
fifth. able counsel sixth, an up
right Judge; seventh. an lntelli-
gent jury; eighth, good luck.
II you have all these in your
favor you have a sporting chance
OF winning your case.-London
Standard.
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

An exchange says that a man
with two sons gave each a dollar
at the beginning of the week.
He charged upon them the ne
cesslty OF thrift and the wisdom
OF careful investment, and init
mated that the son who showed
the greatest increase in his work
Ing capital at the end Of the
week would receive still greater
favors.. On Saturday night the
father called for an accounting
and asked John how much he had
increased his capital. II in
creased 1t a dollar" John replied
land I now have two dollars"
"That is certainly fine, said
the father. "You will be a rich
man some day, John" "And
how" said nc, turning to the
other son, did you come out.
George?" How much did you in
crease your dollar?" II lost my
dollar father" George replied
somewhat family. why you
miserable spendthrift' roared
his father, what did you do with
the good money 1 gave you?"
We'll" replied George, II lost
it matching with John"
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

the street at a rate never attain
ed by a living specimen, either
on or off duty.
1t was all real to her. She could
not doubt the evidence OF her
sense. All those things were tax
ing place exactly as depicted.
Presently an automobile came
in sight in the far background.
moving DIRECTLY toward the au-
dicncc at the rate of at least a
mile n minute. lust as "A
catastrophe seemed inevitable,
it swerved aside, passed on, and
disappeared.
Aunt Hcpsy could stand it no
longer. Hastily grasping the
hand Of her little niece, she rose
and started swiftly for the door
Come along Minervy!" she
said. 1T amt safe to stay here
any longer! That thing didn't
miss me more than two feet!'
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09
His Steady Occupation.

One side OF the question, "How
the other half lives" Is illumi-
mated by a little conversation
taken from the London Chronicle.
The profession here described is,
doubtless, a large one. and APP
peals to the temper OF many
members OF the slum world.
A lady philanthropist was ap.
piled TO for charity by q we'll
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

preliminary conversation, he request
ed the overseer to display before the
dwarf a tray of diamonds. AS soon
as the little fellows eyes fell upoa
the stones, his body quivered, and
he began to sneeze violently. "Yeu
perceive" said Mr.. Meyer to the
overseer, "the effect of the f1ogging
and the ~sneezing compound upon the
sensitive organization Of the little
dwarf. Fright, you understand,
plays strange freaks with people,
and | am now about to show you .
remarkable illustration Of the fact.
This abnormal delicacy Of feeling in
relation to diamonds is not confined
to his eyesight. With the assistance
Of his hands as the medium Of per-
ception, the dwarf has become en-
dowed with a kind Of divination,
perhaps mind-rcading, by mean of
which he becomes instinctively aware
of the presence of diamonds, partic-
ularly when concealed in the body Of
a kafir, I'VE which he is permitted
to pass his hands.
"This curious state Of affairs l
have discovered by repeated expert
ments, and perhaps the final fact in
regard to the case ia the most re-
markable. When the dwarf locates
a diamond, or persuades himself
that he has located one, a fit of
snoezing Immediately follows. Very
likely you now begin to perceive the
commercial value Of this dwarf to a
mine owner. Now, just for an illus
t~ration, | wish you would bring in a
few Of the natives, and let us see if
can prove my story to your salts
faction"
Accordingly, after b~lind-folding
the dwarf, the overseer arranged
five Of six of his kahirs in a row.
The dwarf, standing on a chair, was
drawn along the line from one kaf-
fir to another. He passed his long,
|delicately formed fingers up and
down the bodies Of three of them
without making any sign. The
fourth man in the line was the Zulu
policeman. The dwarf had no SOON
er placed his hands on his bare chest
than he received something in the
nature Of a shock. Then the little
follows shoulders began to heavc,
and his muscles to contract, and
sneeze after sneeze followed in rapid
succession.
The oyerseer, while dumfounded
at this unexpected denouement, was
not so easily to be convinced Of the
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

treschery of his pet policeman, and
insisted upon repeating the expert
ment, with added precautions. The
result was exactly the same.
So they concluded to search the
Zulu in the usual way. This aroused
his indignation, and 80, more on &C
count of his impertinepce than Of
any proof of his guilt, they placed
him in confinement. During the fol-
lowing night he eluded his guards,
stole a horse from a nearby stable,
and made good his escape.
When the ignorant kafirs in the
mines heard the story they were
panic-stricken, The report spread
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09
Too + angerous.

Old Aunt Hepsy Garsidc never
had seen a movinG-picturc show
before. She Eazed in ]speechless
wonder at the magic contrivancc
by which messenger boys were
made to move with breakneck
speed, BARRIERS to shave their rus
toners in less than a minute. and
heavy policemen to dash along
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

dressed woman.
"Are you married." was the
question.
yes
what is your husband?"
"Out o. work"
But what tx he when he Is in
work." asked the philanthropist.
"You don't understand, miss
was the reply. Hes n regular
out-o'-worker."
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

give Is kind words. They have
been likened to the bright flowers
Of earth's existence. Use them
everywhere tnttj especially
around the fireside ; they made q
paradise out OF a hovel. Nothing
can heal q wounded heart OF
cheer a crushed spirit like kind
words. Let US not be so careful
how we use them for they are
1.-THE greatest blessings earth
can give.
Forreston Journal: Sometimes
a woman will spend so much time
making pretty clothes for her
children that she has no time to
teach them their prayers.
Stanberry Herald The child
who has a smile for every one
except the old Dad" or Nam"
who has grown gray, hump back
cd and wrinkled working to feed.
clothe and educate them, have
not the make up that 1t takes to
make good citizens. They are
the worst class OF ingratcs.
| Breckenridge Bulletin : The
poorest policy and the worst
economy Ia to keep the children
out OF school. Every day lost
has its manifold effect; the
knowledge gained on that day is
F, missed, pupil is thrown behind,
becomes discouraged, has q bad
effect on the class, and the very
habit is to be avoided.
Mound City J~effersonian: The
best man noticed that one Of the
wedding guests, O gloomy looking
young man, did not seem to be en-
Ioying himself. He was wonder
ing about as II he had lost his
last friend. The b. m. took it up
on himself to cheer him up.
Have you kissed the bride?" he
asked by way OF introduction.
mot lately" replied the gloomy
one with a faraway expression.
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

The Cass County Democrat
says the following incident actu-
ally occurred In Harrisonville /; A
citizen inclined to be wet sent to
a brewery for a case OF beer and
instructed the brewer to label it
books. 1t arrived all right and
the man received this notice from
the express company. Dear Sir,
Your box Of books Is leaking,
Come in and get it."
--
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09
Press Clippings.

Jamesport Gazette; A. young
lady Of our acquaintance wants
to know why men always hug
around the waist while women
hug around the neck. But we
want to know how on earth a
Transport girl should know any
thing about the first part OF her
statement. Her cheeks turned
quite red when we inquired.
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

Putnam Co Journal; One OF the
best and brightest things we can
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

The Columbia, Missouri, Herald
gives this recipe for getting rid
of rats and mice. Sprinkle pow
dered concentrated lye literally
in their runs about twice a year.
They frequent moist places under
floors and their feet are almost
always moist, The I've causes
their feet to burn, then they lick
their feet. causing more burns.
Then they Immediately emigrate.
The paper also repeats the adj
vice about sprinkling a little pull
verified sulphur through tn corn
as 1t is being cribbed. The sui
phur will not affect the corn in
the least even for meal, but 1t
will keep the rats and mice out
Of it.
The Marshall republican., 1908-10-09

Forreston Journal: Sometimes
a woman will spend so much time
making pretty clothes for her
children that she has no time to
teach them their prayers.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-01-24

rected that 81, 600 be transferred from
the salary fund to the county bridge
fund.
/ On motion the county auditor is here
by instructed to forward $500 from the
funds OF Wright and Foy, Joint Ditch
No. to q. w. Browne county auditor
of Turner County to apply on pay
ments of contract work on said ditch.
The report of Geo. G. johnson Reg
ister of Deeds, showing amount Of
fees collected for October, November,
and December was examined and ap-
proved.
In the matter Of the assessment Of
John Quigley on his merchandise in
the town OF Wor5hing for the year
1905 it appearing from the anidavits
Of Ernest Madden the assessor Of said
town and Thos. "A. Clark, bookkeeper
for John Quigley that the said John
Quigley was wrongfully assessed.
That his assessment for said year was
81, 500 when in fact his assessment
should have been $500. Therefore II
| is hereby ordered and the county
auditor is hereby instructed to re-
duce said assessment to $500.
It appearing from tine anidavit Of
w. II. Wumkes that be was erronoue-
~ assessed for the year 1902 for school
poll in Perry township. The county
auditor is hereby instructed to issue
him refunding order in the amount
of slOO.
The report OF @. G.. Lawrence Co.
Supt. showing schools visited during
the year 1907 was on motion examined
and approved.
The board OF county commissioners
fixed the salary OF the states attorney
for the ensuing year at $500.
The following claims against Linz
coin county were allowed by the coun-
ty commissioners.
Anderson, Mrs. M. B. trans
portation As
Anderson, John & son mdse. 800
Anderson, Alex witness 500
Amundson, "A. A. witness 10
American Pub. Co., library
books 3 Is
Buck, DR.. E. r. medical
aid to poor 80 IS
Brooklyn Twp, repairing
bridge 18 22
Berg, E. Q. quarantining 81 40
Continued on last Page.)
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-01-24

that G. Hagena on the N. w. Of the
N. w. of Sec. 4, Township 81, Range
81, which was lowered to $4,000 and a
resolution was passed equalizing and
finally fixing said assessessments.
At II o'clock the board OF Of county
commissioners adjourned to meet at
! o'clock p. m.
At l O'Clock p. m. the board Of coun-
ty commissioners reconvened as per
ad journment with the following mem
bers present: VIM. NJ. Cuppett, chair
man, G. p. Schiager, N. Smith and
county auditor.
The quarterly statement of superin-
tendent Of the hospital for insane for
the quarter ending Sept. Both, 1907,
was approved by the board of county
1 r~n.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-01-24

The balance of the day was spent in
drawing names to complete the regu-
lar jury panel.
On motion the Board OF County
Commissioners adjourned to meet at
$50 CLOCK a. m. Jan. 9th, 1908.
JAN. 9Th, 1908.
The Board of County Commissioners
met at the aud ditors at $50 O'Clock a.
m. with the following members pres
ent: VIM. M. Cuppett, chairman; N.
Smith, G. P. Schiager and County
Auditor.
The forenoon was spent in examin-
ing the different accounts in the
treasurer's office.
At IL O'Clock the Board Of County
Commissioners ad journed to meet at
LOO p. m.
At l O'Clock p. m. the Board Of
County Commissioners reconvened as
| per adjournment with all members
present.
The quarterly report of the COM
missioners of insanity ending Dec. 81,
1907, was examined and approved as
follows:
In the matter of the alleged insanity
of Lucinda B. Marsden. Found in
sane and ordered sent to Yankton.
Asa Forrest Jr., judges fees 80 80
H. J. Brown, atty fees 4 90
j. M. Lews, phys fees 90
r. Ainsworth, witness 10
Elling Opsal, sheriff fees Z 10
In the matter of the alleged insanity
| of Cora Brady. Found insane and
ordered to the hospital at Yankton.
Asa Forrest, judges fees S12 10
III ] Brown. atty fees 7 SO
J M Lewis, phys fees IL SO
Elling Opsal, sheriff fees 80
/ The report of Geo. Olson, clerk of
courts relating to census and vital
|statesticts in reporting births and
deaths from July 1st 1907 to Jan. l
| 1908 was examined and approved as
/ follows:
| Geo Olson S66 90
4 DR. S A Young so
DR. r S Steensen Is
i Dr~F P Smith l Is
Il Dr. v T Wilson 2 25
Sander Brynjulson l Is
Drs Eneboe & Eneboe 0O
D B Gable Is
DR. q II Tilford 25
i DR. G L Wendt 3 q
, DR. 81 P Hanson l 5(
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-01-24

The quarterly statement of super
intendent of the hospital for the in
sane for the quarter ending Dec. 31st,
1907, was examined and approved by
the board of county commissioners OF
Lincoln county. S. d. as follows:
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1908-01-24

At 5 o'clock p. m. the board OF
county commissioners adjourned to
meet at $50 a. m. January 8, 1908.
JANUARY STH, 1908.
The board Of county commissioners
met as per ad journment with the fol-
lowing members present: VIM. M.
Cuppett, chairman, N. Smith. g.
Schiager and county auditor.
A hearing was beld in the matter of
the equalizationIof the assessments in
Drainage Ditch No. and G. Hagena,
Knudt Gedstad, John M. Kuper, Louis
Johnson, G. Aulwes and Fred Seeba
appeared and made a verbal objection
to the amounts of their assessments
and on hearing the objections the
county commissioners determined that
all objections be not allowed except
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1908-10-02
Hei9bborbood Mews.
BALDWIN.

Sept. I'll feel just Ike /
ought to write some to The News
this morning after a long silence.
The last report sent IN was IN
July. Since then a revival mee.-
ing was held in Baldwin. at
which MANY prefessed faith in
Christ, were baptized and joined
the Christian Church. Revs.
Ragland and Moore conducted
the meeting, beginning the 18th
OF August and closing the 50th.
They organized a church here
and new building is now under
course OF construction. They
also organized Sunday School
Baldwin is now on a boom. We
have two Sunday Schools, one at
$50 a. N. and the other al $50
p. n.
Wm. Roberts has purchased a
set OF blacksmith tools and built
a shop on his own lot, near his
dwelling and is going to work
independently in his own shop.
On the 18th. inst, there was a
surprise dinner at our home, it
being the Doth birthday anniver-
sary of VIM. Roberts. ST.. His
children, brother and friends had
planned TO give him a dinner, SO
on Tuesday morning the first to
come IN was his brother Green
and wife, bringing large cake,
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1908-10-02

Eyer WatChful.
A Little Care Will Save Many
Springdale Readers Future
Trouble.

Watch the kidney secretions.
See that they have the amber
hue OF health;
The discharges not excessive
or infrequent.
Contain no k-dust ike"
sediment.
Doan's Kidney Pills will do
this for you.
They watch the kidneys and
cure them when they're sick.
Mrs. T. r. Grisham, living in
the Southwestern part OF Spring
dale. Ark, says: My husband
suffered from pains IN the small
Of his back. Some days these
were 50 intense that he was
hardly able to get around.
Headaches were also OF common
occurrence and the kidney seere-
tons were SO irregular in action
as to annoy Mr.. Grisham greatly.
Doan Kidney Pills were brought
TO his attention, he procured
box at II. y. Dally's drug store
and after taking the contents
found himself free from the
trouble. He can now rest we'll
at night and is in better health
generally. l most heartily ad-
wise the use of Doan's kidney
Pills in cases of this kind"
For sale BY all dealers. Price
50 cents. Foster Milburn Co..
Buffalo, New York, sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan' 8
and take no other.
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EAST SPRINGDALE.
Lett over last week

Sept. Give had a nice rain
today which has cooled the at
mosphere and makes things
pleasant.
Mr.. Seant!and has moved to
the Widow Goodman farm near
Hewltt's Spring.
Rev. Church filled his regular
appointment at Friendship last
Saturday and Sunday.
We are so glad to have Harry
Caywood came back and join our
Sunday School again after SO
long an absence. T hough so
many said he wouldn't, we've
been looking for him and trust
he will stay with Us this time.
The Sunday School at Fish
back IS progressing nicely.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1908-10-02

and soon they were coming III
with baskets and boxes Of good
things prepared for the occasion.
Seven large cakes were placed
upon the table, which was set IN
the ward, under the shade OF a
large tree, on the beautiful car
pet OF green. It was pleasant
surprise, enjoyed BY all. Those
present were Green Roberts and
wife. Jim and Ed Roberts with
their families, ". {. Stark and
family, Vim. Roberts and family,
Mrs. Jane Roach and daughter
Lola. Mrs. Mollie Roberts and
sister. Mrs. Jane Wilson. Lee
Fletcher, Joe Hunt and wife and
Frank Logue and wife. Thirty
FIVE ate and enjoyed the birthday
dinner. In the evening ice cream
and cake was served, when the
school children, our grand-chil-
dre. nelces and nephews could be
with Us. Good music. both vocal
and instrumental. was had and
the day was spent pleasantly and
profitably.
Our new bridge across West
Fork is completed, and the Wy
man bridge will soon be done but
the approaches are not ready.
Mrs. Ed Roberts was called
home 10 attend her fathers last
illness two weeks ago. He has
been gradually sinking ever since
and this morning al 9 o'clock his
spirit returned to the God who
gave il. He will be laid TO rest
tomorrow at Whitehouse.
The ladies aid society gave an
ice cream social al Baldwin last
night to raise funds for the new
church. About SIS were real
lied.
Vim. Roberts is having his eel
lar walled and cemeuted. Jerry
Stillwell is doing the work.
Farmers are sowing wheat and
making their sorghum cane up.
Virgil Cosby has just got up
from typhoid fever.
Baldwin has a beef club OF
farmers, and we have fresh beef
every week. Friday Is butcher
ing day.
E. A. r.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1908-10-02
A Banquet


spread before you would do you
no good if YOU couldn't eat.
What good can food do child
when as soon as 1t enters It's
stomach it is eaten by worms.
That's the reason your baby is
ailing. cross. pasty faced and
thin. Give il Whites Cream
Vermifuge. Il will expel the
worms and act as a tonic for the
child. Sold by W. G.. Ownbey.
The thing that inspires a man
to want public Office is how he
hates TO work for his living.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1908-10-02
Slightly Colder With Snow.

When you see that kind OF a
weather forecast you know that
rheumatism weather is at hand.
Get ready for it now by getting
a bottle of Billiards. Snow Lini-
ment. Finest thing made for
rheumatism. chilblains. frost
bite. sore and stiff joints and
muscles. all aches and pains.
sc. soc and S1.00 a bottle.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1908-10-02
A Shaking Up

may all be very well 50 tar as the
trusts are concerned. but not
when il comes TO ehills and fever
and malaria. Quit the quinlne
and take a real cure-Ballard 5
Herbine. Contains no harmful
drugs and is as certain as taxes.
II it doesn't cure, you get your
money back. Sold by ". q.
Owubey.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1908-10-02

Before accepting favor look
for the string that may be tied to
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1908-10-02

If you haven't the time TO ex-
ercise regularly, Doan's Regulets
will prevent constipation. They
induce a mild, easy. healthful ac-
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ing. Ask your druggist for
them. &c.