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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-20

You may be poor or wealthy,
Just as your fate may be,
But, if you are unhealthy,
Take HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea
For sale by A. G. Lukep & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-20
An Unfortunate Misunderst.ndino.

81 had to leave my last situation be-
cause the missus said they were going
to lead the sinful life. and they
wouldn't want any servants about the
place."-Punch-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-20

1 thought you Were going to break
up housekeeping"
I'VE did intend to, but the cook re.
fused to leave"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-20

A landlord can always raise the rent.
That is more than many Of his tenants
ao1 -
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13
Rolled a Peanut
for Two Blocks

The feature stunt, resulting from
the recent national election, one
that surpasses all others, was
pulled off at three O'CLOCK Satur-
day afternoon, when Private Harry
Coleman, of the local recruiting
station, rolled a peanut with u
tootbpick for a distance of two
blocks. Mr.. Coleman had wagered
with Sergeant Burgess, of the re
cruitIng party, that MIR. Taft's ma
jority of electoral votes would not
exceed those received by Mr.
BryaL, fifty votes He lost. The
The stunt was to have taken place
u, two o'clock yesterday aftern Don,
but was delayed an hour because
of military duties. Promptly at
three o'clock the loser appeared,
and called for peanut aud a
tootbpick. Willing members of
the party supplied both. Headed
by Captain E. S. Wright, of the
recruiting station, and several visi-
tors, the party adjourned to the
street to see the performance. The
show began at the corner of San
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13
ST. Joseph Stake and |. D. S. Academy

The convention to be held Sun
day, November 18th, Is for stake
officers and bishops The wives OF
the mbers are invited, and it ls
expected that all will bring lunch
con The high council will meet
at 8 o'clock q. m, and get through
with their business by 1890 o'clock
ut which time they will go to the
Academy and take part in the con-
ventioD.
Bishops will arrange with their
connselors to take charge of affairs
al home, Ward officers are in
vited to attend, but are not re
CURED, and in no case should neg
lect their local work for the sake
of the convcnuOD.
Program for stake officers con-
veotion, November 10Th, at 1890
o'clock M:
Preparation Meetings and What
To Do 10 Them, Mrs. Laura Nuttall.
JOINT Officers Meetings, Pres.
G. NJ Layton.
Conferences and Conventions,
JOS. II Lines.
Relationship of Stake Officers
and Organizations. John 8ilby
X, ,'atlooship Of Stake aud Ward
O,o,,,;v lions, George b. Crosby
Regular stake ''u,e sou v;s,
be held early in Dec,. w 20 he
tors from Utah are sure
present. ....
ACADEMY NoTEs
The Philosophical Society omit.
ted its meeting last Friday to at
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13

part of your body that works.
Kodol will do exactly what your
stomach does, when your stomach
Is well and strong, and more, when
1t Is tired or out of order.
Kodol Is composed Of exactly
the same juices as found in q
healthy stomach, and therefore
will do the same work as the stom-
ach, when 1t Is well and strong
the only difference is, Kodol never
gets tired-and Kodol is the only
digestant to-day. that will digest
all food and do II as completely, as
a strong. healthy stomach.
Get a bottle now and have 1t
ready to help your stomach at
times when you need an assistant.
Kodol is at the nearest drug store.
Our Guarantee
Go TO your druggist today and get dol
lar bottle. Then after you have used the
entire contents Of the bottle IL you can
honestly say, that II has not done you any
good, return the bottle to the druggist and
he will refund your money without ques-
tion or delay. We will then pay tive drug.
gist for the bottle. DON'T hesitate, all
druggists know that our guarantee good.
This offer applies to the large bottle only
and to but one In a family. The lar 20 bot
tie contains 2h times as much as Il e nifty
cent bottle.
Kodol is prepared at the ;abora-
tories Of e. G., Dewitt & Co., Chicago.
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13

Antonio and Oregon. ~ sids
man placed peanut on the :,
walk, firmly grasDed toothpicA
in his right hand and began the
payment of his bet. Passing ped
estrians paused, gazed in wonder
at the soldier pushing the little nut
along the sidewalk, grasped the
situation and howled. Soon the
sid, walk was blocked. The street
was crowded and the crowd con-
tinued to grow. Down Oregon
the game loser laboriously rolled
the stubborn peanut which had a
comical way of rolling forward a
short distance, then circling and
rolling back. After a half hour of
hard and tedious work, Mr.. Cole
man reached the goal, the corner
of El Paso and Overland, having
rolled the peanut for u distance of
two blocks and paid his bet.-El
Paso Times.
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13

tend the lecture on temperance IN
the meeting house.
The class in physics say the
bridge across the East River, be.
tween New York and Brooklyn, is
feet inches longer in summer
than in winter.
The tennis club is the most pop
u!ar in school, and the horizontal
bar is deserted by all but Otto.
The preparatory department is
keeping up its work and holding
its me m bers better than during
any previous year in the history of
the Academy.
The new laboratory supplies are
expected soon. On arrival the
chem istry class will hold jubilee.
Some of the boys who tried to
grow chair snakes" last year, have
awakened to new idea of evolu-
ton. They have made them often
before, but can't DO IL again
Miss frankie Palson. of Colo.
RADIO, and Isaac Isaacson, of Apache
County, Arizona, have been en-
rolled, making total registration
f l26.
The school interest this year has
been the greatest in the history OF
the Academy.
Prof. Peterson's talk on"Othello"
in Philosophical, was enjoyed by
all present. The next meeting
-ill be favored by a talk by Prot.
~. m - from notes taken on
"iAo" -rbaDk's only public
lecture. ---------
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13
GLOBE SIGHTS

>re apt than a woman
d man Is M he falls in love
to go crazy when
1t is surprising the II, each
things people know" on
other.
Most men know more about
women than women know about
themselves.
People who are forever saying
they see the funny side of things
seldom do.
If you are fond Of giving advice,
be u doctor or lawyer, and get
paid for 1t.
Ask a man what wages he gets,
and he will tell you what he thinks
he deserves.
"The MINT" says the wise man,
"caD make money without adver
tising, Uht no one else can"
Nothing dlsturbs man more
than to see a lot of fun going on
when he isn't having any himself.
Every man eats too much, and
too fast, aud then says that no one
III bis business ever mas good
health,
BARRIERS always tell when they
shave man with u wig TINS IL
as bau as a GocI"r gl> ing away tu'
secrets Of Ds Office.
We have hved u great mary
years, but have never seen weather
bad enough to discourage maj
4 with u subscription paper.
Ii you start bad story on ,
man, you eau run yourself t.
death trying 10 catch up with II
ana y"u cuu't get within hainns
distance of II.
| Worthless people are usually 81
good palured that you may find
great many Of chem Occupying
good positions. The people de
spise au old cross bones.
People are always willing to bt
lieve things that they should no
believe, but they should somelim
regard with suspicion a"yth'n
that has truth written all over i
IL is every real young w'fe's b.
lief that husband goes home y
noon to kiss his wife, the Dime
being only an Incidental happer
Ing while he is there. and her
is where trouble begins.
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13

The McMuilen res dence in
the eastern part of town for
sale at b rgain, has one
acre of ground, well and
windmill.
One of the best business
blocks in town, opposite the
Jones Hotel, at a bargain,
will bring three times its
present price in year, will
also sell parts of it.
Some of the choicest lots
in the town Of Stafford an
easy terms.
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS AT THE DOOR BUT ONCE

4O.acre IF IT, farm. me
mile southwest of Saff"rd,
with 8-acre orchard, b US
stable, disc harrow, moving
machine, rake; wagon, spray
pamp; with one nalf share
Moutezuma water and two
shares Union water, for
S8,000.O0.
A bargain IF II life time,
I2O acres near Ft. Thomas,
100 acres under irucr, 80
acres 10 cultivation. 25 acres
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13

Meridian. has fled notice of intention to make
Anal fiva.year pro. f. to estab ish claim to the
laid above described. before Albert I. Cotton,
U. S. Commissioner, at Stafford, Arizona, on the
18th day of November, 1908
Claimant names as witnesses: John Han.
"ock, ,bner Ches .ey, Frank W. Butler, Edward
Howard, all Of Hubbard, Arizona
LYMAN w. WAKEFIELD,
Register.
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13
First publication Oct. l3, 1908.
Notice for Publication
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR,

or
U. s. Land office at Phoenix, Arizona,
October IA, 1905
Notice is hereby given that Joseph H. Hii ton,
OF Geronimo. Arizona. who, on August :, 1907
made Homestead Application No. 9l4 lSerial
No. Ol2Eol, No. -, + u NV Y, W NIX y,
Section Is. Township $, Range % Z, q. & s.
X, Meridian, has Il cd notice Of intention TO
make H. q five year proof. TO establish claim TO
the and above described, befor Albert T.
Cotton U. s. Commissioner, at Sahord. Arizona,
OH the d day If December, 1908
Claimant names rs witnesses:
Robert Clark, John say or, Jacob Pulsipher,
CharIe es N. Rose, a of ueronimo, Arizona
LyMAs W. wAHsPiakD. Register.
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13
Let KOdOl
Digest what you eat. Then you can
Eat what you like.

You once could eat anything you
wanted. and your stomach would
digest 1t.
But now there's some things
which your stomach won't digest.
Your stomach absolutely refuses to
accommodate you when you eat
certain food-so you have been
forced by your stomach to eat food
which you detested, and pass up
those delicacies that you would
have really enjoyed.
There is a way now to eat any
thing you like. II you will let ko-
dol digest 1t.
Kodol will do this. too. II won't
talk back or command. but will go
right ahead with its work and d.
gest all the food you eat. Kodol
will let you eat anything you like
and all you want. and you won't
suffer with that dull feeling, that
fullness, and wish you hadn't eaten
so much.
You will not have that heartburn.
which is so annoying at times, II
you will let Kodol digest your food
Q while.
You don't have to use Kodol long
only for a little while-just long
enough for your stomach to rest
q little. II gets tired sometimes,
too-just the same as anybody or
For Sale 9f W9rDoI
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13

NOTICE-Dr. M. Z. Brenner
surgeon dentist, will accommodate
his patrons in his old office next
door to THE GUARDIAN, until his
new Office is completed next door
to Young's grocery store. 34-tf
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13

Some goods absolutely pure and others are not SOL
WlCO on package of goods stands for absolute purity
Ihese goods are not only absolutely pure but the BEST
IOoDS You can get SOLWlCO SPICES at your Grocers
if will call for them and insist on getting them The
goods will speak for themselves and should you be in any
dssathed just call your Grocer for your money back
1t will be refunded without question. Your Grocer loses
nothing The manufacturer the who stands for this
Next time need spices call for SOLWICO BRAND they
cost no and much better than many other brands
which are sold for pure goods.
Graham guardian., 1908-11-13
First publication Oct 10th
Notice for Publication
DEPARTMENT OF Trg INTERIOR

U. S. Land ONCE at Phoenix, Arizona.
Oct, 8, 1908.
Notice Is hereby given that Adlade Blair.
widow of Joseph Blair. deceased, Of Hubbard,
bomestead q try (Serial Ol'36l, No Ii9J tor ot
p. section "a, township 8, range ZOE, q. & 5. r.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-04
BRYAN COMPARISONS
NEBRAsKAN IS RENDERED A RE-
 CEPTION AT READING, PA.
Tells Pennsylvania Dutch Wherean President Roosevelt Differs From
 The Platforms Of The Desa- cratic Party.

Reading Pa, Feb. 3.-William Jen- nings Bryan at an informal reception at his hotel tonight discussed national issues and compared the policies of President Roosevelt to those en- dorsed by the Democrats,
 President Roosevelt" he said, zen" dorsed the position of the Democrats as enumerated in numerous platforms on the regulation of railroads, sup pression of trusts. the income tax and arbitration, but he does not endorse the Democratic position on the election of United States Senators by the peo- pie or the use of the jury in cases of contempt, where contempt Is com mitted outside of the courts, or the Democratic position on imperialism. While he recommends a revision of the tariff he puts it of until, after cleo" tion. The position of the Democrats is that tariff reviison should be be- gun at once on trust made articles. President Roosevelt is opposed to ship subsidy and advocates an emergency bank currency, The Democrats believe in an emergency currency issued by the government in the form oT L ntted States notes loaned to the banks.
 The radical differences between the Democrats and Roosevelt is that he 'ad- vocates the national incorporation of railroads, which the Democrats object to on the ground that it deprives the States of their control over commercial interests"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-04
BURNSIN BLIZZARD
FIFTEEN DROWN WHEN SMALL
 BOAT Es SyWAMPED.
St. CuthbeFt Burned to the Waters EdKe and Is Now Dangerous Dexe. Ifct im Pnth. of New
 York venseIsS


 . Halifax. N. S, Feb 3.--In the midst of a wild blizzard this afternoon the steamer St. Cuthbert was burned to the waters edge off the Nova Scotian coast. Fifteen members of the crew were drowned by the swamping of a small boat in which they attempted to leave the vessel after fire had broken out. The other thirty-seven members of the crew, including the captain. were rescued by the White Star liner, Cymric After taking of the survi- vors, the Cymric abandoned the burn ing steamer this afternoon and pro. ceeded to Boston. 'Ss
 News of the destruction of the St. Cuthbert was received here tonight in a wireless message from Captain Finch of the Cymric' The message read:
 "The steamer St., Cuthbert was aban. doned afire Monday afternoon off the Nova Scotian coast. The Cyhnric stood by for nine hours during a strong gale heavy sea and snow sqqall. Life boat in charge of chief officer making three perilous trips. rescued thirty-seven captain. Several members of the crew severely burned and injured.
 Fifteen members. of the crew drowned Sunday attempting to leave the vessel Their boat was Swamped by a heavy sea.
 Sea cocks left open on St. Cuthbert, which will probably sink within twelve hours. It is now a dangerous derelict lying in the path of, New York and European vessels"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-04

lenses. It is said Hamilton rrotepdeii to Recruiting Sergeant Otto krauss, U. S. A., that he was yoing fO CT list in the army and thus obtained several days board and a ticket, after which he disposed of the ticket and avoided the train to Jefferson Barracks. whith- CT he was destined by the Sergeant ! Hamilton waJ watched, it ls haid, and when he left the passenger station he was arrested. He was fined $50 and costs but took an appeal, in which he made the required bond.
 Dan Johnson, Q negro, charged with the theft of a COW and Walter Reid, a negro, charged with the theft of a mule. were each bound to the grand jury in the sum of $500.
 J. M. Coggins, a white man. was fined. $25 and costs for carrying a con- cealed pistol.
 Will Brown and Willie Pike were fined $10 and costs for gaming. and M. Slough the same for permitting gam. ing on his premises. The case against Albert Galatas on the same charge was continued.
 Alex Zimmerman, John Hall. Leon Tumor and Frank Henderson, negroes were fined $10 and costs for gaming.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-04

The immense success which has fol- lowed L. T. Cooper during the past year with his new preparation has exceed ed anything of the kind ever before witnessed in most of the leading cities where the young man has introduced the medicine. Cooper has a novel the- ory. He believes that the human stom- ach is directly responsible for most disease. To quote his own words from an interview upon his arrival in an Eastern city: The average man or woman cannot be sick if the stomach is working properly. To be sure, there aye diseases of a vtrulent nature, such as cancer. tuberculosis, diabetes. etc, which are organic. and are not trace able to the stomach, but even levers can, in nine cases out of ten, be traced e something taken into the stomach All of this half-sick. nervous exhaus- tton that is now so common, is caused by the stomachte conditions. and it is because my remedy will and does reg ulate the stomGch that I am meeting with such guccasg.
 '-To suns the matter up--a sound di- Rogtlys apparatus that is doing its full
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-04
ADVERTISED FOR A WIFE,
 NOW FACES BIGAMY CHARGE
Charles Wilson Believed to be Man
 Wanted in Birmingham.

If the suspicious of the sheriff's ohice are correctly placed. Charles Wilson, a young white man who is now held in the county jail here to await Q hearing for grand larceny, is Tn danger of hav- ing to face also a charge of bigalny. Wilson Is not unknown to fame, having previously figured in 3 rather romantic marriage here.
 The charge of bigamy which hangs over Wilson's head cones from Birm- ingham. sheriff Hood was requested several days ago to fUrntsh to the of ficials at Birmingndms full destIipt- ion of Wilson, IS ir was thought that he is the man who married a yodng woman there some time ago. end alter remaining with her a short 7hile, de- serted her. Sheriff Hooi stated last night that the description sent to him by the Birmingham authorities fits Wilson perfectly. He has every req son to believe that Wilson is the man that the Birmingnam' ad dthorities seek.
 Wilson Is best remembered here through a very unusual performance on the eve of his wedding. He mar ried a young woman of Montgomery on December II .dst. | few days Ss- fore he was married he inserted an ad- vertisement in The Advertiser for a wife, He received no less than a hun OA SN oh9"S4St aAA Ol WilASh AlS to his prospective bride. He stated a the time that he insertsi the ad- vertisement simply to prove to the young woman he was to marry that she was not the 5uly one ho could get to marry him. 4 few days after The marriage, Wilson and his bride went 10 Florida on their hone ymcon.
 On January 2s, Wilson was brought to Montgomery from -PicRens County and placed in Jail .On charge of grand larceny. The specific allegations were that he had stolen clothing from his room mate. he will be tried oa this charge, and in the meantime ah officer from Birmingh am will come here to see whether or not he is the same man wanted there for marryIng a young woman and afterwards deserting her.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-04
YOUNG MAN HAS
 NEW THEORY
Human Life Seems Centered In Stomach
 All Else Is Secondary

duty. getting every particle of vital: ity out of all food by transferring it to the bowels in a perfectly digested stae1this above all else brings
 MT. A. C. Brock. chief of the Brock Restaurant. Market District Boston. Mass. who is a staunch believer in MT. Coopar's theory and medicine. has this to say: ''I had chronic indigestion for over three years, I suffered terribly. and lost about thirty pounds. l was a physical wreck when I stsSted this Cooper medicine. a month o.Ss so ago. Today I am as well as ever was in my life I am no longer nervous. my food does not distress me in the least. ana I have a splendid appetite. I am gaining flesh very rapidly-in fact, at the rate of a pound . day. would not believe any medicihc on earth could have done for ne what this has done. It is a remarkable preparation and MT. Cooper deserves all his Suos , cess."
 We recommend the Cooper prepara- tions as being remarkable medicines. -E. c. Fowler.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-04
NOT FOR PRESIDENCY.
Alderman Johnson Not Candidate for
 Head of Council,

Berto H. Johnson, an Alderman from the city at large, announced last night that he would not be a candidate for the Presidency of the Council Whether he would be a candidate for the office of Alderman from his ward. the Third, he declined to state last night, but 1t is expected that he will ask for the place.
 Mir. Johnson was generally and prominently mentioned as candidate for the Craftsmanship of the Council, and at one time 1t was predicted by some of his friends that he would make the race. He himself never said so. however and last night he denied the possession of an aspiration for the office.
 Alderman Ira, Fl. Virgin. of .he city at large. is the only formaIlv announc- ed candidate For tha Presidency. AL derman James $. Pa arrish, of the Fiji st Ward, is being urged bv his friends to stand for the position, but as yet MT Parrish has not published his inten- tions.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-04
.'Anlusenlents
.ssTke sn{t xor of rekio., {,

I s,.- A4t M38I8xi OH IOkh0s
 The ayefpgc theatre patron has adopt ed the patent idea that all musical comedies arc alike. We heard this of circuses in our boyhood days, but still the cifcuses are doing business There Is just as much similarity in musical comedies as there Is. in the cup that cheers, but coniviai souls do not fore go the cup because of similarity. So 1t Is only the biase. holding seats By virtue of preferment of one nature or another. that sat through the very breezy little musical melange served by John. Kearny, ct al at The Grand last night and analyzed each member and each gesture in the production. What does q good natured audience care If Jeanette Mayhew chooses to revel in excess of cosfhetique, especial ly upon her upper lid. or whether kearney does not reach the full of artistic excellence in his death scene, or whether the left hand girl in the back row sang without expression, or whether or not the furnace did not antidote cold feetf John Kearny was funny. Jeahete Mayhew was breezy and a willing worker. the sub prima- ries performed With comm endable esprit de corps and, the chorus vied with the man ats-the traps in making melodious racket. Sc. 1t was a pleas ing performance.
 The Mayor of Toiio." so far as can be learned autflenticaify, was never de- signed as shaving divine mission, nor to upiift the moral standard, or to educate the artistic senses. There are hundreds of others like it--evolved for cease, for the moment. from the tedium of the life struggle.
 A small audience cuddled chilly feet while gazing onf oriental scenes, for The Mayor of Tolxio" holds of- flee In the orient, and it was there that the trials of one Marcus Orlando Kid- der, iInpressarfc, of Kidder's Konsol- dated Komidues" arose.
 John Kearny. who comes out of the West, flashed q live thought as he N1swed the small audience. Memory does not supply his classic technique in making the flash availble but in substance 1t was to the effect that Ben Hur' had been here and mopped up MT. Kearnyss name should now be put along side by side with that of Richard Carle.
 .'The Mayor of Tokio" is not new to Montgomertans. It was seen here when Mir. Carrie, was playing the comedy part, and beyond. perhaps, a more sumptuous serving. 1t was not better than last night It does not afford song birds any great opportunity. but Is a happy vehicle for fun, Mir. Rear ny is a. comedian of more than pass ing ability. He wotked before an au- dience that dared him to make 1t laugh. He succeeded.
 The chorus was strong of voice and durable of Alirnb. with the true west ern energy. It was picked in Chicago and has much to do. with making the performances one of many deserving features.
 ""Buster Brown Thursday matinee and night Is the next attraction at The Grand.
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