The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-14
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fN EAAM " A&AHNRVNSs Sabbathi June with her birds and roses. And aren't you glad you live in the City of Blonde Goddesses and Brunette All over the South is the music of rso|.v rsoR.snins mills and the hum of Pros Pass the butter-miik. A man out in Tos Angeles says that he recently saw a two-feeed snake. My, what jag that wasi The report having gone abroad that he promptly went out and unnpfred | game. SO the election can now proceed They would look fast as .nt,csnw without the psek-a-boo. says The Att lanta Constitution. but that's against the law. meals q day now. though 1t may only be wild rumor with no grounds for fact.
 Peaches-.eoth varieties--ars pisnti-
 Lightning struck the umbrella in the hand of c Missouri man the other day
 Tdghtnins is no no respsctor of of cigars and umbrellas 1t would seem a
 A Milwaukee paper wants some one to invent notseiess lawn-mowsr One that could run itself would De mora acceptable to the average man.
 Muncie. Ind, has s hen that refuses to lay more than six days . week. This hen evidently belongs to the union.
 who has planted and cultivated two acres of corn.
 na. has just won fonors abroad This is one case where there was nothing special in name.
 Sir Francis Galton. says that twenty three per cent of the wives are fretful and thirteen per cent violent. We just wonder if Sir Francis is q single man. to have the nerve to say that.
 A New York man has invented a chest-protector that will cure baldness. This cure must. consist in laying the be worn by another
 A sea-serpent has been announced off Atlantic City. Summer is really here.
 You may go away for your vacation 1T you think you are strong enough.
 The hat-makers ciain That peoples. heads are increasing in size. This may be traced to the Merry-Widow sailor direct.
 Because she made such delicious mince-pies, a Boston woman recently won a husband.--Exchange
 This being true what wouldn't she
 T will neysr give another tip in hotel" says John w. Gates. John must have recently stopped at Atlantic City.
 The Johnson boom to Marse Henry: Tt was the most unkindsst cut of Eve wore the original bathing skirt.
 A thief up East stole money. silver ware and two children. He ss s. pre- pared to look out for the ckildren at
 Often mans love grows cola be- cause his dinners are.
 It isl said that President Roosevelt sunamer-tirae. He gefs the lemon from Congress we presume
 In a world Of BlOem. Tn a world of bloom. Iris good to dwell With blossoms sweet On hill and dell With song-biris singing In the trees
 And perfume on Each passing breeze Tn a world of bloom Oh, let me be.
 With one love
 Externally.
 Let me swing to Heavenly bliss
 In a grape-vine-swing With . sweetheart kiss. Tn world of bloom. Tn world of song. While the joy-frausht hours Pass along.
 Tn Q cool retreat
 With one love. And I don't envy The saints above!
 why does an Oid Maid keep a cat9'
 Dear Drift--Because it has whiskere and can tickle her under the chin the same as g man and also like man gets mad if rubbed the wrong way.
 Mobile. Ala.
 DO YOU want to know why an old maid keeps a est?
 No doubt, but what she would rather have a cat for companion, than risk getting a trifling husband
 --"W.'s--Montgofnery.