The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-02-20
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The Man 10 sou think woman
should lsl man Kiss her before sh'
mafries bimf The widow Yes Il she
expects 10 b. kiss,d "a an
Patience Shp's most wonderful
woman Paiucr Why soi She speak,
four languages Jusi think % keep.
ing . seerti 10 four languages,
Before We were married my has
hand called me q phantom q delight.
Aud suppose b. thinks now that you
arr merely a ghost u gladness.
NeplYwed--l envy Adam in only
one thing Olibach-And that ~
Ncwlywcd The fact that Eye's clothes
weren'i made 10 button up the back.
Smith Jns, missed running down
Al Ola lady with my auto. Jones Bal
jove, you're lucky dog. smith
sage ius, bad ], painted last week
Tom The average woman SEEM
81 head an aimless life. Jack r Well
Is Der misfortune rather than hel
faah that she Is unable 10 throp
straight
The time, the place and the girl
llow seldom we see them together
fiddlesticksl What we seldom fnd IL
conjunction il the man, the thirst ans
lhe price
Then you refuse muhf Kissed The
foreign noblemau Yes. yawned th,
beautiful girl just a plain American
beef baron Of pork prince is goo,
enough Tor me.
Dfuks Who was the greatest liai
knownf wiuks-o Rip Van Wrinkle.
Dinks How do you make that onti
winks Why, did'i he lie in the woods
for - years.
~ expect, said the poet, 10 live in
history. Well, replied his sad eyed
wife, hope yon may, but for my part
IA good deal rather live In something
resembling comfort.
Doctor, can eat between meals If
! feel Il craving FOR the foodi Certain
BY But last summer you said that !
should cat only at meal time. Yes, but
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What you need most, said the kind
old lady, is a change Of shirt Meb-
by dats right, ma Fam, replied the nn-
Numbered hobo, "but | amt de kind
ny guy L i'row down bosom friend.
Theme goes man who has been
working skin game all his life. Ever
been mrestedi Nope That's strange.
What kind Of skin game does he
work shell gamei No, he is tattoo
artist.
Young Wife, made these biscuits
myself dear. What do yon think Of
ibemi Young Husband Why, my
mother .couldu't beat them Young
Wife oh. you hattcrerl Young Hus-
band With a club. Young Wife--oh,
you wretch!
I'm never IN a hurry 10 borrow
trouble for myself. said the cheerful
citizen Who has a hundred feet Of side.
walk When The snow comes il is time
enough for me 10 ask my neighbor to
lend me his snow shovel.
Landlord Remember thai you
agreed % leave the tenement in the
same condition Ia which you found it.
Tenant An right ! understand that
the man who occupied il before did
left owing three months rent.
My friends, said the campaign ora.
tor. beware % the inscriptions heel.
", LApplanse There are men 80
losi 10 shame that they viii offer yon a
dollar for your vote Misses, DO
no, listen 70 them. Spurn them. BE
on you dignity Demand more. ICON
tnued applause
~ read in the papers Of profss
sionsl debate where one team refused
10 meet The other team while they kept
h feminine member on the ground that
they could not argue With woman.
The cbjectors mast hc amarried mems
cam,
lrale Wife But what j. the use Of
by talking when you jus, go 10 slecp'
Do you heart Baugl Whs, IL the
ise ~ NY talking when You 70 10
icep' Tired Husband On the con
rars. Jenny, il was only bccans. was
isiening 10 you thai dozed of.
A couple o. girls, after the manner
4 girls SINCE the world aas young,
we're recently discussing the affairs of
heif various friends. don, see Why
D The aorli Clara lets that little snob
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