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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
ForecastIe Gourmets.

"Scouse, or lob scouse. a parsons
face sea pie. junk, tack, slush and dun
there's meal We can't beat no
where's" said the sailor
Eyes," he went on, I'VE can talk
about yer ris de veau, yer vol au vent,
yer mouses and other French dishes,
but they amt none O. them in it with
sea fare dished up by good sea law
yer.
"Scouse is soup. soup made O. salt
beef. Add some good sea vegetables
to it. stitch as spud sprouts and split
peas. and We get an extra fine soup,
what is gener'ly called lob scouse. Pot
Ru feu is Stops beside rich lob scouse.
"Foller up yer scouse with parsons
face sea pie. That's pie made of bull
locks head Good? Why, friend,
there amt nothin' like it on earth.
Junk is salt beef Junk amt no
brain food 1t don't strengthen the
mind like correspondence course, but,
by tar, I'd ruther have it than caneton
a la presse or supreme de sole.
"Tack and slush is the sailors bread
and butter What if ye do have to
break yer tack with tack hammer,
and what if yer slush is sometimes
strong enough to queer the compass?
Sailors need strong food. for they must
do their work."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
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A cnnnnrnnise.

A private soldier was taken to the
guardroom for being intoxicated He
became excited Sergeant, am
drunk?' he asked of the 'noncom" In
charge.
.Yes-take off your boots" was the
reply.
"But excuse me- sergeant" the de
linauent continued. 81 am only half
drunk"
every well, then-take one boot off!'
said his superior.-London Scraps,
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17

Caller-I wish you would tell me
what the real difference is between a
gtradivarius and any other violin. In
formation Editor-Well. sometimes 1t Is
as much as $5.OO0.-Chicago Tribune.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
Book Evolution.

Books" have progressed from the
days when they were only wooden rods
or bits of bark For the derivation
which connects book directly with
"beech," both having been ''boc'' in
Anglo-Saxon, is the favorite one
'sBuchstaben," the German word for
letters of the alphabet. means literally
"beech staves." Many book words &c
back to such vegetable origin. The
Latin ''liber' a book. whence comes
our library" was properly the inner
bark or rind of a tree, especially OF
papyrus. The Greek 'biblon," whence
"Bible" and ''bibliophile." meant much
the same thing. "codex" was
block of wood, and ''leaf' is obvious.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
EooIinn the Younustsr.

"Mother," said Mr.. Popley guarded
" to his wife, why not take the
y-o-u-n-g-s-t-e-r to the matinee to-
morrow
Spa" chimed in the youngster quiet
ly. "there's only one t. in matinee
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
ALittIe Gard Trick.

A Russian priest was so devoted to
the amusement of card playing that
he played up to the last moment be-
fore commencing the church services
On one occasion, having particularly
good hand dealt him, he thrust the
cards into his pocket, intending to re-
turn and finish the game after the
service. Unluckily the cards fell out
on the church floor, to the extreme
scandal of the congregation. The wit
ty priest, however, was fully equal to
the occasion. At the conclusion of the
service he beckoned up one of the
choristers and asked him the names OF
several of the cards, which the boy
knew correctly. He then suddenly
asked the lad the name of the next
saints day, which the child could not
tell.
"Seer' cried the priest, turning to
the congregation You teach your
children Che names of every card in
the pack and leave them ignorant Of
their religion Let this be the last
time | am compelled to bring playing
cards into the church to shame you"
And picking up his hand he made an
honorable retreat.-LondOn Answers.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17

Mother Gray's sweet Powder for Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in
Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething dis
orders, move and regulate the Bowels and de
stroy Worms. Over 10000 testimonials. They
Address Allen S. OImsted, Leroy n. Y.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17
Quite Natural,

"Of course" said the tourist, 'you
know all about the antidotes for snake
bite?"
Certainly" replied the explorer.
"Wen, when a snake bites you
what's the thing you DOR
Philadelphia Press
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1908-03-17

Human deeds and human lives are
never understood until they are finish
ed. You can no more tell in advances
how manhood will turn out than how
q young child win grow up.
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Has TO Take Them.

II can take 100 words a minute"
said one shorthand writer to another.
II often take more than that" re-
marked the other in sorrowful accents,
ssbut then / have to. I'm married"
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First Mother reading letter from son
at college) = Henry's letters always
send me to the dictionary Second
Mother (resignedlyl = That's nothing
Jacks always send me to the bank
ID.,ol-
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sRnnnrifr .Xor.r Ron.a,
9 Pictorial RsrGck.nn,

Pictorial Factsctia1
''TEiE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAGAZINE
IN THE WORLD"
and the one magazine that is different
from all others. It contains so or
more superb pictures monthly exquisitely
printed with fine art tone ink, many of
the pages being in colors. The magazine
is bound with silk cord but in such a
manner that it may be easily taken apart
and
The Pictures Framed
There is enough good reading matter to
make the magazine the most attractive
periodical published.
Ask your newsdealer for the current
number. If he does not handle it, send
us his name and address with 1,0sty name
and address for sample copy. Regular
price rs cents. Mention this paper and
address
BURR Mc1NTOSEI MONTHLY
West End Street New York City
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Worth Two Men.

Lien made the glee club"
sswhy, bis voice is cracked"
81 know, but it split the other night,
and he's singing duets now."-Yale
Record. -
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Natures Great invocation

On de banks oh de Amason, far away, far away,
Whar DR.. Green gits August Flowers to dis day.
All picked dose flowers In August in ole Brazil,
An aldo Use q Yankee, ali longs to De oar still.
QAugust Flower Il the only medicine
free from alcoholic stirnulants) that has
been successful in keeping the entire
thirty-two feet of digestive apparatus in
normal condition, and assisting natures
processes of digestion, separation and alb
sorption-for building and rebuilding
BY preventing ALI. irregular or unnatural
causes which interrupt healthy and per-
feet natural processes and result in intes-
final indigestion, catarrhal affections
(causing appendicitis stoppage Of the
gall duct), fermentation of unhealthy
foods. nervous dyspepsia, headache, con-
stipation and other complaints, such as
collie, biliousness, jaundicc, etc. =
GAugust Flower Is natures intended reg
ulator. Tive sizss, age, 7se. AL drnggistA
FOR SALE By
ALIENS PHARMACY
PRIGKzTT Q PHA RMACY
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
SIS AN ACRE REALIZED ON
CROP IN WESTERN CANADA.
ANOTHER FARMER REALIZES
$22.5o PER ACRE FROM HIS
WHEAT CROP LAST YEAR.

Charles Mccormick of Kenville
Manitoba, writes.
During the season of 1907, I had
100 acres in crop on the S. w. quarter
of section IS, township 35, range q
west Of the Principal Meridian, Yves
tern Canada, yielded as follows:
$50 acres at % bushels per acre,
which l sold for 80 cents per bushel;
and 20 acres oats yielding 60 bushels
per acre sold for 35 cents per bushel
SO that my total crop realized $1,000.
90. From this deducted for expenses
of threshing, hired help, etc., $4,000,
leaving me net profit on this years
crop Of over $780,"
Thomas Sawatzky Of Herbert, Sas.
katchewan, says:
1.-THE value Of my crop per acre OF
wheat is $3.50. l threshed 1,750
bushels Of wheat from 70 acres, and
was offered 80 cents bushel for it.
Oats, Is acres, 500 bushels; and
barley, 5 acres, 80 bushels.
do not know If I have been doing
the best in this district, but I know
if all the farmers were doing as well,
Western Canada would have no kick
coming as far as grain growing is
concerned; and I further say that If
you want to put this in one of your ad-
vertisements, this is true and can
put my name to It,"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
NEURALGIA

The real meaning of the word Neu-
ralgia is nerve-pain, and any one who
has suffered with the malady will not
be so anxious to know of its nature
as to hear Of its antidote. Though
scarcely recognized by the profession
and people half century ago, it is
now one Of the most common and pain
full ailments which afflict humanity.
AS now generally understood the word
signifies an affection of the nervous
system, with pain in the course Of the
principal nerves.
The two great causes Of Neuralgia
are, Impoverishment of the Blood
and Deficiency of Nerve Force; and
the treatment Of 1t is not so obscure
as many would be led to suppose. The
first thing is to relieve the pain,
which is done more quickly and salts
factorily by ST. JACOBS OIL than by
any other remedy known; the second
object is to remove the cause, which
is accomplished by the abundant use
OF nourishing food, of a nature to
strengthen and give tone to both the
muscular and nervous systems.
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Both in Same PLIGHT.

"My friends dragged me into this
wretched affair."" shiveringly said the
first duelist to his adversary, as the
seconds approached with the deadly
weapons. 81 never pulled the trigger
of pistol in my life; SO, If l hit you
1t will be an accident!"'
Nor is this awful duel to my
liking!" whined the challenger, white
to the gills. Like you, pistol is a
strange article to my hands, and If
shoot you it will be with a stray
shot"
"Then, for heavens sake" exclaimed
the first duelist, with a ray Of hope,
"let's aim carefully at each other, or
one Of us may get hit!"-Illustrated
Sunday Magazine.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
The Evolution Of
Household Remedies,

The modern patent medicine bust.
ness Is the natural outgrowth Of the
old-time household remedies.
In the early history of this country,
EVERY FAMILY HAD ITS HOME.
MADE MEDICINES. Herb teas
bitters, laxatives and tonics, were to be
found in almost every house, compound
eddy the housewife, sometimes assisted
by the apothecary or the family doctor
Such remedies as picra, which was
aloes and quassia, dissolved in apple
brandy. Sometimes a hop tonic, made
Of whiskey, hops and bitter barks. A
score or more Of popular, homemade
remedies were thus compounded, the
formulate for which were passed along
from house to house, sometimes written,
sometimes verbally communicated. y
The patent medicine business is a
natural outgrowth from this whole.
some, old.time custom. In the begin.
ming, some enterprising doctor, i'm.
pressed by the usefulness Of 'one OF
these homemade remedies, would take
1t up, improve it in many ways, manu-
facture it on a large scale, advertise it
mainly through almanacs for the home,
and thus it would become used over a
large area. LATTERLY THE HOUSE
HOLD REMEDY BUSINESS TOOK
A MORE EXACT AND SCIENTIFIC
FORM.
Peruna was originally one Of these
old-time remedies. It was used by the
Mennonites, of Pennsylvania, before it
was offered to the public for sale. DR..
Hartman, THE ORIGINAL COM
FOUNDER OF PERUNA, is of Men
MONTE origin. First, he prescribed it
for his neighbors and his patients.
The sale Of it increased, and at last he
established mandatory and fur.
nished il to the general drug trade.
Peruna is useful in a great many
climatic ailments, such as coughs, colds,
sore throat, bronchitis, and catarrhal
diseases generally. THOUSANDS OF
FAMILIES HAVE LEARNED THE
USE OF PERUNA and its value in the
treatment Of these ailments. They
have learned to trust and believe in
DR.. Hartman's Judgment, and to rely
on his remedy, Peruna.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
Woman's Secret.

Every woman has a secret that she
will not tell her neighbors. If she
is of the housekeeping kind of woman
1t is secret connected with good
bread making, or a certain way of
testing jelly. Or maybe 1t is secret
whereby she can make coffee that her
neighbors despair of equaling. If she
is a vain woman, it is secret of
putting on face powder SO that it does
not show, or the secret of making
some kind of lotion that will take off
sunburn. Don't say that a woman
cannot keep secret. - Atchiso1
Globe.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
The Spring Opening.

The dazzling creation of birds and
wire in the millinery department was
marked SIS.
The circle Of shoppers gazed in envy
but not one stirred.
Suddenly the clerk reversed the card
and displayed the figures $14.49.
Then there was small riot. Shop
pers fought like amazons to reach the
counter.
"Ah," laughed the tall floorwalker
those ladies remind me of olden
knights"
I'm what way?" asked the meek man
who was waiting for his wife to
emerge from the crush.
why, they fight at the drop Of a
hat"
And before the meek man could ap-
preciate the point of the joke his wife
came out minus comb and two locks
Of hair.
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Too Risky.

where Is old Postmaster Daniel?"
asked the drummer.
Resigned last week." drawled the
loafer in the Beacon Ridge post Office.
What caused the old man to re-
sign?"
why, he read In the paper that the
Florida people were shipping live ALI
gators through the mail. Said he
could stand queen bees, but when 1t
came to live alligators he drew the
line, because he had never learned to
be a circus trainer, be gosh"
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More Time for Harvester Trust

Topeka, Mar. S1.-Application was
made Monday to the supreme court for
an extension of the time for taking
the testimony in the custer suit
against the International Harvester
company, which time will expire on
April 8. In this case the state has
taken practically all of its testimony
but the defense has not yet finished.
It lis likely that the extension asked
for will be granted.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
PUBLIC LAND OPENING.

245,000 acres of irrigated govern.
ment Land in Big Horn Basin, Wyom.
ing, will be thrown open for settlement
May IL, under the Carey Act, afford
ing an opportunity to secure an irri.
gated farm at low cost on easy pay
ments. Only 80 days residence is re-
quired. A report containing official no
tice of the drawing, maps, plats, and
full information has been published
by the Irrigation Department, 405
Home ms. Bldg, Chicago. Any one in
terested may obtain free copy by ap-
plying to the Department.
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Senator Penrose Better.

Philadelphia, Mar. 91.-The physi-
clans attending United States Senator
Penrose, who is seriously Ill, said Mon
day that they noted an improvement
in his condition. The senator passed
a comfortable night. This is the most
encouraging statement made by the
physicians in ten days.
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Woman's Rule,

1t is becoming more and more evi
dent that women mean to have and
will sooner or later, gain the suf-
frage, which all thoughtful persons
Of both sexes are coming to see is
only reasonable claim, but one could
wish that men would accede to it in
a more generous spirit, and that wom-
en- would plead for it in womanly fash
ion, and without treating man as if
he were the sole possessor of all the
vices.-Lady's Pictorial.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
The Greater Job,

"Old Roxley appears to be quite at.
tentive to Miss Mainchantz."
"Oh, yes"
II suppose she has great hopes of
being his wife soon."
mo, l think her great hope is that
she will be his widow soon."
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
In a Pinch. Use ALIENS FooT.EAsE

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all Druggists, 25c. Accept no sub
stitute. Trial package, FREE. Ad-
dress A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
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Head Of Mexican Catholic Church Dead

Mexico City, Mar. 31.-Most Rev.
Prospero Maria Alarcon Y. Sanchez de
La Barquer, archbishop and head of
the Roman Catholic church in Mexico
died Monday after a lingering Illness.
He was so years old.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
LANeUID AND WEAK.
A Condition Common with Kidney
Trouble and Backache.
Mrs. Marie Sipfe, 416 Miller st.,
Helena, Mont, says: "Three years ago

my back grew weak
and lame and !
could not s toop
without a s h arp
pain. 1t was just
as bad when / tried
to get up from a
chair. ! was Ian
guild and listless
and had much pain
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02

There is need for Garfield Tea when the
skin d eallow, the tongue coated, and
when headaches are frequent.
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Classification.

"That man is a great friend Of
yours" said the campaign assistant.
(Which kind of a friend?" queried
Senator Sorghum, zone who wants to
do something for me or one who wants
me to do something for him?"-Wash-
ington Star.
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and trouble with the kidney secretions.
This was my state when began with
Doan's Kidney Pills. They helped me
from the first and four boxes made
complete, lasting cure"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
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important to NIothers.

A good disposition is more to be
priced than jewels of gold or silver. 1t
is more precious than sapphires, and
all the riches of the mighty are not
to be compared to it.-Martineau.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
Closed for Lack Of Orders.

Lowell, Mass, Mar. S1.-The print
works connected with the Merrimack
Mills were closed Monday for one
week, owing to lack of orders. About
200 hands are affected, Ia
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
Who Likes Lemon Pie?

You should try at once "OUR-PIE"
Preparation for delicious Lemon pies. A
lady says: Il will never again try to make
Lemon pie in the old way while can get
will say the same. At grocers, 10 cents.
PUT up by D-Zerta Co., Rochester, NY"
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Tactless.

zone Of those fellows that is always
doing the wrong thing, eh?"
us he? Why, say, that fellow would
put frieze around a dollhouse"
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The SeIf.Evident Truth.

1t is frequently necessary to repeat
self-evident truth great many times
in order to get it believed.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02

If you wish Beautiful, clear, white clothes
use, Red Cross Ball Blue. Large OF.
package, cents.
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1t isn't easy to fool the man who
knows himself.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02
Time is precious, but truth is more
precious than time.-Beaconsfield.

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar
made of rich, mellow tobacco. Your deal
er or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02

Lewis Single Binder straight &c cigar is
good quality all the time Your dealer or
Lewis Factory, Peoria, III. y
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The harder a man works the harder
1t Is to work him.
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ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADEDf
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again. Large OF. package, s cents
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or course You never took advantage

For children teethng, softens tho guus, reduces IN
Examination, allays pain, cureo wind cole. 26oabotte.
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This is undoubtedly dirty-looking
old world to the man who is too lazy
to clean his spectacles.
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Pettit's Eye salve First Sold In 1907

100 years ago, sales increase yearly, wonder
full remedy; cured millions weak eyes. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-04-02

The hardest work some men do is
inventing excuses to keep from going
to work.
, 1908-03-17
A GOOD STATE AID.

The S. A. Bristol company of Chey'
enne has just completed the printing
of 5000 very attractive pamphlets ad'
vertising the state of Wyoming. The
editorial work on this publication was
performed by Hon. II. c. Beeler, presi-
dent of the state board of immigration
and state geologist. The pamphlet IS
a condensation of the large publica
ton known as the State of Wyoming
pamphlet and is profusely illustrated,
1t is the purpose of the immigration
board to send it out with the moving
picture show that will illustrate Wyo
ming through several of the states to
the east.
The board, consisting of State &c.
ologist Beeler, Engineer Johnston and
Commissioner Fuller, are actively ell
gagged in the publicity work and much
good is being accomplished. Wyoming
is getting in touch with the outside
world. Hundreds of letters are being
received every week. These communi-
cations receive prompt attention aud
it Is the purpose of the board to keep
right in touch with all those who snow
a disposition to establish a residence
in the state.
, 1908-03-17

entrymen, he may in his discretion les.
iguate sucn tracts Of land, n there
after they shall be subject to entry un'
der this act without h necessity OF
residence, provided, that in such even
the area cultivated in II such entry
shall not be less than o%ne-eighth of h
entire area of the entry during the
second year, one-fourth during the
third year, and one-half during the
fourth and fifth years after the date of
entry"
This Is n radical departure from the
present homestead law in the matter
of both residence and cultivation. The-a
are many thousands of acres OF land in
the state of Wyoming that have no wa
ter for domestic or other purposes that
might come within the provisions of
this section. When designated by the
secretary of the interior, residence up.
on such lands will not be required, but
sufficient increase to take the entry
out OF the speculative class. 1t VIII
also be noted that this law would be
of no value to stockmen inclined to
hire employees to make entries for
them, as cultivation must begin during
the second year of the entry and u
be kept up until patent is granted
Stockmen do not take homestead en-
tries through employees for the sake OF
cultivation or even for the purpose OF
making final proof, and therefore they
would not care to use this act, as proof
would have to be made of cultivation
each year after the second year an
lack of cultivation would doubtless rem.
der the entries made Hereunder sub
ject to cancellation.
AS the bill now stands, 1t appears to
be an exceptionally good one and l.
is the purpose of western members To
get it through congress at this ses-
sion if possible.