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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
SAY He MADE
THREAT TO KILL
HIS MINISTER
HILL GUkbsG Z
Henry Rellstab Declared He
Would Shoot the Rev. F. E.
V0egeIin, Witness Ayers.
ON BAD TERMS WITH WIFE,
SAID PASTOR INTERPRETED
Irvington Police Nab Rellstab in
Flight After Preacher Had
Ended Him.

Word was telephoned to the Irving
ton police last night that Henry Rell-
stab, ofs1s Grove terrace, was creating
a disturbance in the Manhattan : Park
Presbyterian Church, Grove street and
Fourteenth avenue, n that he had
threatened to shoot the pastor. the Rev.
r. e. voegelin..
Police Sergeant Kirkbrfde, on his way
to the church, met -Rellstab, who was
driving a single horse attached to a
two-seated surrey. .Kirkbride Jumped
into the carriage and ordered Rellstab
to drive back to the church. There
Policemen Camp and Hughes Joined
them.
Pastor Voegelin, who lives, at All
Fourteenth avenue, adjoining the
church, said today that Rellstab,- who
had been a member of The church,
went to his home while the family was
at supper and said that he wanted to
see the pastor. He was told to call
again. Rellstab then drove away. re-
turning to the church after the. young
peoples meeting. HI requested the
pastor to erase his name from the
membership roll. During the evening
service he created much disturbance,
and at the close of the service waited
outside the church in his carriage for
Pastor Woegelin. To Henry Greb, II
years old, OF 4TSM South Nineteenth
street, Rellstab said he would shoot
the pastor, so Greb averred.
The janitor, fearing that Rellstab
would carry out his alleged threat,
opened the back door and the pastor
reached his home without meeting
Rellstab. officer Camp, who was close
by, asked the man what the trouble
was. He replied: Nothing" and
whipping up his horse, drove rapidly
away. He was intercepted by Kirk
bride and taken to headquarters: When
searched no weapon could be found.
Recorder Turton today fined ReIlstab
$40, warning him that he would be sent
to Jail if he made any more trouble.
Rellstab was arrested about a yea,
ago on complaint Of his wife, who
charged him with driving her from
the house at the point Of a revolver.
In court today the prisoner accused
the minister of meddling with his fam
lily affairs. Mr.. Voegelin said that he
had tried several times to effect a
reconciliation between husband and
wife, but to no avail.
The Rev. Mr.. Voegelin has asked the
court for police protection, and has been
assured it win be accorded him.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
WOMAN, ON VISIT
TO SOUTH ORANGE,
DIES FROM BURNS
Mrs. Mary E. Evans, of New
Rochelle, fingered
Three Days.
SHAWL CAUGHT FIRE AS
SHE SAT NEAR A STOVE
BrOther-in-law Extinguished
Flames, but II was
Too Late.

As a result Of the horrible burns
which she received when her clothing
became ignited by the flames from a
CRATE and was burned from her body
Thursday night in South Orange, Mrs.
Mary e. Evans, wife of Walter e.
Evans, of New Rochelle. N. Y, diet
last night. She was 80 years old.
Mrs. Evans had not been in good
health of late and went to South Or
ange recently to visit her brother-in-
law, William H. Evans, in hopes of
recuperating. Thursday a shawl which
she wore caught fire from the CRATE.
and before she noticed 1t her clothing
was one mass Of flames
She ran through the house and out
on the piazza screaming. Mr.. Evans
ran to her assistance and extinguished
the flames by wrapping a blanket
about her body. BY this time, how
ever, her breast, face and arms had
been burned terribly. Mr.. Evans was
also burned about the hands and arms
In the endeavor to save her life.
Physicians who attended her say IT
was miraculous that life held out so
long as II did. Besides a widower she
is survived by a daughter.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
SUSPECT TAILOR
Of STAbb|NG IN
FIGHT OVER GIRL
Barnatos Tells Police He Did
Not Attack Rival,
DjOgas.
SAY MEN QUARRELED
ABOUT C0UNTER-CLAIMS
Diogas Seriously Wounded,
Man Said to Have Uttered
Threat Is Arrested.

As the sequel to a dance hall alter
a young woman who had been escorted
to the place by another man, william
Djogas, 81 years old, of 4S8 Schuyler
avenue, Harrison. was stabbed, perhaps
fatally, early yesterday while standing
at the orner of Market and Mulberry
streets.
Eight hours later ~Sergeants Kuhn and
Quinn arrested Peter Barnatos, % years
old, at Ii Glover street, where he
roomed. Barnatos was taken to the
hospital by the detectives and was
identified by Djogas as the man who
stabbed him. The wounded mans con-
dition was such that the detectives
were unable to question him further.
They learned, however, that Djogas
was standing at Market and Mulberry
streets shortly after midnight, and that
he was stabbed from behind between
the shoulder blades. Djogas said Barna-
tos spoke to him just before he stabbed
him.
1t was learned that a few nights
age Barnatos, who Is a tailor, took -
young woman Of his acquaintance to- a
dance. .Djogas, 1t is said, became very
attentive to the woman, and before the
evening was. over was monepolizing her
attention. 1t is said Barnatos threat
ened to kill his rival before he left the
hall. The knife with which Djogas's
assailant stabbed him has not. yet been
found. AT the hospital today it was
said his condition is very serious.
At headquarters, Barnatos refused to
make any statement, other than to
deny his guilt.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
TO SMOKE OR NOT TO SMOKE,
KEARNY BOARD is MDOUBT
Will School Authorities Be Able
to Enjoy Their Cigars with
Woman Member

The gallantry of the members of the
Kearny Board of Education is about to
be put to a rigid test. For some years
past it has been customary for the trus-
tees, who have all been men, to enjoy
a smoke while they discussed school
matters at the committee meeting md
at the meeting in the open.
At the primary election held about
three weeks ago a woman. Mrs. Pamela
Eakins, wa nominated for the office of
School Trustee on the Republican ticket
in the Third Ward. The ward is Re-
publican by a great majority, Inc 1t Is
conceded that Mrs. Eakin will have an
easy time disposing of a Democratic
candidate IL one opposes here. At the
primaries she bested George McClin-
tick, one of the strongest Republicans
in the ward.
Now that it is understood that the
woman will probably enter upon the
duties of a school trustee. Che gallant
male members of the board will. in all
probability, have to desist blowing the
smoke. Will they do It? Is the ques-
ton asked.
1t is probable that a caucus will
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
RECEIVES PRIZE
FOR SUGGESTION
ON TUBERCULOSIS
Arthur v. Chapman, Of West
Orange, Given Honorable
Mention for His Idea.
WASHINGTON CONGRESS-
MAKES THE AWARD
Model for ~C0nsumptlve's Shack
Suitable for a Poor. Man
Was the Conception.

A West Orange man, Arthur v. Chap
man, was honored in the award Of
prizes for the best exhibits at the In
ternational Congress of tuberculosis
when the announcements were made
yesterday.
The prizes consisted of sums of money,
gold and silver medals and honorable
mentions, and were presented for the
best exhibit illustrating various phases
of the crusade against tuberculosis.
Honorable mention was awarded to
Mr.. Chapman, who is a sufferer from
tuberculosis, for a model built by him
self of a consumptive's shack in which
he has lived in his own back yard for
some years, with the result OF consid-
cradle improvement in his condition.
BY it he offers to show others what a
poor man can do to help himself to re-
covery.
Mr.. Chapman said to an EVENING
STAR reporter today: II have posi-
lively proved thai consumption can be
cured, and my object in making public
my case is: First, a debt 1 owe to
God, my p~reserver. Second, to encour-
age others who have fallen victims to
lllS ttfIlDit ulStdSe, duu ildht tIcil
convinced that they need not relin-
quish hope, but by perseverance and
endurance may surely win the fight.
Live and sleep outdoors exposed to
all the all to be obtained, cold or warm,
wet or dry, day and night. Exclude
yourself from your family and live, ss
1t were, a companion to your watchdog.
Shun all s~timulants, even as strong
as a cup of tea
Five years g I vas stricken, and
the doctors held out little OF no hope.
Six months later a oop was built OUT
side the kitchen door. and I have slept
there ever since. 1t is a simple ar
rangement which anyone can copy. and
is open on three sides so the air can
come in freshly. This, with q diet Of
plenty of eggs and milk, will fortify a
man or woman to fight a winning bat
tie against tuberculosis"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
WIRE WEAVER AND LUMBER
HANDLER ENGAGE IN FIGHT.
Thomas Ford and Thomas Ben
nett Arrested in Harrison.

Thomas Ford, &c years old, and
Thomas Bennett, % years of age, both
of Harrison, lived up to their Christian
names last night when Policemen Nd
gent and Ford discovered them fight
ing like two tom cats on Harrison
avenue.
Bennett is a wire weaver, and Ford
a lumber handler, and trailing told in
the fight, for when policemen arrived
Ford was handling Bennett like q piece
of timber. They were paroled for a
hearing tonight.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12

distinction In the war for gallantry.
DR.. Gile was a member of the 165th
New Hampshire Regiment. He wa a
resident of the Oranges for twenty
five years and had lived In Bloomfield
about five years. He was a member
of Uzal Dodd Post, G. A. R., of Orange.
and also Of the Brick Presbyterian
Church. East Orange. He is survived
by q widow. "a.
Funeral services will be held We'd
nesday from his late home and will be
conducted by the Rev. DIR. James F.
Riggs, pastor of Brick Church, and
the Rev. William II. Wilcox, pastor of
the Westminster Presbyterian Church.
The interment will be at Railway.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
SOCIALISTS NAME
JAMES RIXON FOR
HARR|SON'S MAYOR
Complete Municipal Ticket Is
Filed by Party on Other
Side of River.

The Socialist party of Harrison has
nominated the following ticket and
filed it with the county clerk: For
mayor, James Rixon; overseer of poor,
Alexander Warfu; First ward, for coun-
Gilman, William Smith; Second ward,
for justice of the peace, George FranSel;
Third ward, for councilman, Peter Lar
sen, ST.; Fourth ward, for councilman,
Lawrence Fisher, sr.; for Justice of
the peace, Lawrence Fisher, jr.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
Of
KEARNY Have ROW
ON THEIR HANDS
President of Township Associa.
ton Plans to Upset Call
for Meeting.
WILSON FREEHOLDER
VACANCY in CASE
S. w. Smith Won't Recognize
Notice--Secretary Crit
icises Him.

Differences have arisen among MEM
bers of the Regular Republican town as
ISOLATION of Kearny. Rumor has It that
the secretary, backed by certain men,
bers, has openly defied the president
nd issued calls for d meeting on a
ight contrary to the order Of the lat
ter.
President Samuel w. Smith Is said to
have communicated with S. Felix ia
cobson, the secretary, on Saturday, in
structing him to issue a call for a spe-
cfal meeting in the Kearny Town Hall
tomorrow night to indorse a candidate
for freebooter to succeed the late Free
holder George F. Wilson. Jacobson
promised to issue the notices.
Late Saturday he was handed a petit
ton said to have been signed by the
following members: Edward Sergeant,
Alexander Ross, Joseph Childs, Charles
Aultmiller and William Hagberg, who
sought to have the meeting held tonight
in Quincy Hail, Arlington, the regular
meeting place. =
President Smith refused to have any,
thing to do with the meeting tonight,
and Immediately Issued notices him.
self calling for q meeting in the town
hall tomorrow night.
what says.
Mr.. Jacobson, to an EVENING STAR
reporter today, said: president Smith
on Saturday told me to issue a call for
a meeting Tuesday night at the Kearny
Town Hall. 1 agreed to send out the
notices and late in the afternoon
started to work on them. 1 had a few
written when the petition signed by
five members requesting that the meet
ing be held Monday night at Quincy
hall was handed to me.
"As this petition takes precedence
over the order of the president, accord
ing to the rules of the association, L
at once sent out the notices to read
Monday nigth instead OF Tuesday"
jacobson was asked If all che mem
bers would attend. To this he said:
81 don't know that; they ought to-"
He also said that the president had
no right to change the place of meet
ing from the regular place, Quincy
Hall, to the Town Hall.
Mr.. Smith said he would be in the
Hleik npOrnOOu Oh quincy T1dil tOHiSllt
and ask the members to not attend the
meeting.
"John Wilson is the man who should
get the Endorsement, SO that h widow
of the late freebooter might get the
benefit" he said.
Observation-Disclosures Fight. .
This is the first time in years that
there has been d~issension in the ranks
of the Kearny Republicans, and it is
said that 1t Is a fight between the
Dickinson and Rotterdam forces-that
Is really between President Smith, a
Rotterdam nan and Postmaster
James Freeman, of Arlington, who is
a Dickinson adherent.
There are three in the field for the
freeh3lder Endorsement, John Wilson,
Edward Sargeant and Henry Willough-
Sergeant and Willoughby were bad
" beaten at the primaries and friends
.of sargeant are said to be 'favorlng
Wllson who, it is thought, would be
indorsed If the meeting is held tomor-
roW night.
One difference between the two meet
ilrys is that the one held tonight will
be behind closed doors, while that of
tomorrow night will be open.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
ENGINEER. BLAMELESS
FOR PENNSY SMASH.

Harry Trout, engineer of the freight
train that crashed into a drill engine
on the Waverly and Passaic branch OF
the Pennsylvania Saturday night, caus-
ing the death of Vernon o. Longstreet,
the fireman, and who was locked UP in
the Third Precinct police station on a
charge of mansfaughter, was discharged
yesterday, when it was ascertained
that the wreck vas purely accidental
and no fault Of Trout's.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
M1LLnunN rowNsH1p NOTICES.

MILLBuRN TOWNSHIP TAX SALE.
Public notice is hereby given by George a:
Of the township OF Miilburn. County Of Essex.
that he win sell at public sale all tbs lands,
tenemcnts. hereditaments and real estate here
matter mentioned for the shortest term for
which any person or persons will agreef to take
the same and pay the tax lien thereon, Include
iaks place at Collectors oflce, Taylor street.
MAlburn, Saturday, October 18th, 1908, at two
% o'clock p. m, for taxes of the said lands.
tgnements. h-efeditaments and real estate so to
whom the said taxes have been laid on account
account of each parcel pessr,n are as follows VI W., 49,
Be Memei Mrs. Ruth pe 81 Isis, b. IL l. A and iaS-
cromiin; VIM i a. v. s old $. II road.
D2 Ryesiity Fl and con s2r tx; @%p ., Moa'. aa
Fe gR,t Frank FRA sn ! h. ! a.. 3 W. cor. Of =
Hopkins. Gnas. R.. l h. and l., b. 10 p. Ia,
HOPKINS %aa IS. cGhas' r. t.. b. 10 p. ii. map 81
King msoq r. &. l.. b. x p. i. map Of 1iriani-
N %S9a VIM. 1est.J. h. and l.. n.
Elm st, adj. J. Lonergan and Milihurn
MOTIFS. II. E.. i h. and i a., Us. Main st..
adj. I. o'Keefe .test.). and Presbyterian
p, eharsh EsTs. h. and i. 5. $. Mechanic ~"
st.. asdj +. oo.Keefe and J. sehi ........ sa
Parrish. John L. l l.. b. S and p. l. map
Stoneall. F. S. Dessee). l l.. b. 81 .. q.
stvneail. F. =. fBessee,. / l., b. "a p. 22,
map OF wyoming. ...........r.., 67
' wgoginin ss'n's. : :, sa
Van Voorhees,, A. F.. / h. and Q 7-10 a.. n
o.. Bridge ct, adj. A. L. Henderson and
Elizabeth Water =
E S A ::;;:, $ i !, $ I..,. s;;:.; !; 4
GEO II. LARK.
sspt14. p. 2soct5. ssi7, 40 Collector Of faxes
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
HAWTHORNE GETS
81 FOR BEING RUN OVER.

Thomas Hawthorne, 8 years old, of
New street, Harrison. was run down by
an automobile yesterday afternoon on
Harrison avenue. Harrison, and slight
ly injured. He was taken into Alters
drug store by Councilman Thomas
O'Connor, and later went home. The
owner Of the machine, who is UNI
known, presented "Tommie" with a
dollar.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
is LOCKED UP WITH
MAN HE ACCUSED.

Frank Orich, of 207 North Third
street, Harrison, rushed into the Har-
rison police station last night and de-
handed the arrest of Steve Kryovak
for creating a disturbance. Steve made
a counter charge, and both were locked
up. They will be heard tonight.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
HARRISON SHOP ROBBED
AND REVOLVER STOLEN

The butcher shop OF A. Metzgar., III.
Harrison avenue. Harrison, was broken
into last night or early today and a re-
volver and a few cents taken. Ad-
mittance was gained through n
transom. -
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
RUN DOWN BY AUTO
WHILE WATCHING PARADE.

While watching the parade of Holy
Name societies in Harrison avenue,
yesterday, William Hawthorne, Of New
street, Harrison, was run down and
slightly injured by an automobile. He
was taken into a drug store and his
injuries dressed.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
HEART TROUBLE
KILLS SURVIVOR
Of MANY BATTLES
DR.. Francis Gle, of Bloomfield,
Had Been iii Only a
Week.
SERVED WITH HONOR
THROUGH CIVIL WAR
His Death M0urned in the Or.
anges, Where He Had Lived
for Twenty-Five Years.

DIR. Francis Alfred Gle died In his
home, AZ Broad street. Bloomfield, at 6
a. m. today. He had been i'll about a
week with heart trouble. DR.. Gle was
60 years old, and was born in Franklin.
N. H., on July 10, 1S45. He was a vet
eran of the Civil War, and served from
1S62fto 1866. He participated in a num-
Der of notable battles. His brother was
Captain william A. Gle, who also won
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
TROLLEY HITS A q

A horse and wagon belonging to
Thomas Doyle, a milk-dealer. of Porne-
roy avenue, Kearny, was struck By. Il
Kearny trolley a at the corner II
Woodland and Kearny
Kearny, yesterday. No one was hurt.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
LOSE INFANT SON.

Mr.. and Mrs. John Meeker, of Hal
stead street, Kearny, today suffered the
loss Of their infant son John, who had
been Ill only a few days. Death was due
to spinal meningitis. The funeral will
probably take place Wednesday.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
LESS INTEREST IN
POLITICS THAN IN.
STARS CONTEST
Fight for. Most Popular Alder
man of Harrison Cornering
Popular Attention.


Councilman John J. Daily was the
only one in THE EVENING STARS
most popular alderman Of Harrison
contest to receive any votes today.
One hundred and twenty-five votes
were received to be placed to his credit.
They were sent in by a "Friend from
East Newark" who wished him good
luck in the contest.
The unexpected jump of Councilmen
Sullivan and Witt on Saturday caused
quite a sensation and will probably be
the cause of, waking up the friends of
the other co~ntestantss
THE STAR office, at 324 Harrison
avenue, Harrison, receives from one to
two hundred telephone calls a day
from West Hudsonites who are eager
to know how the contest, which is the
talk of the trans-Passaic towns, Is pam
ming out. There is more interest cen
tered on the contest than there is in
politics.
rrr-- rnk
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
EIKs TO BLACK UP.

The members of Kearny Lodge of
EIks will give a minstrel show at Elks'
Home, Arlington, Wednesday and
Thursday nights, of this week.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
cHuRcHWoMHN TO HOLD FAIR.

ton M. e. Church will hold a presiden-
tlal State fair in the Sunday school
rooms of the church on the evenings of
October IA, Is and 16.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
TO GIVE RECEPTION TO SENIORS.

Miss Paula Cady, of Newark avenue,
Bloomfield, has issued invitations for
a reception to be rendered the senior
class Of the High School in her home
on Saturday evening, October 81.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
HARRISON BUTCHER SHOP ROBBED.

The butcher store Of A. Netzer, Ill
Harrison avenue. Harrison, was robbed
last night of a small mount of money
and q revolver.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-10-12
FIRE CHIEF CALLS MEETING.

Fire Chief Thomas Murray, Of East
Newark. has called a meeting of the
fire department for tomorrow night.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-03-27

There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to
De incurable For a great many years doc.
tors pronounced it local disease, and pre-
scribed local remedies, and by constantly
nounced it incurable. Science has proven ca
tarrh to be constitutional disease, and there
fore requires constitutional treatment. Halle
4 Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitu
tional cure on the market. 1t is taken in
ternally in doses from 10 drops to q teaspoon
surface Of the system. They offer one hun.
ired dollars for any case it fails to cure
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address, F. ]. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-03-27
Hoods Sarsaparilla
THE ENDLESS CHAIN

With the coming Of spring, squirrels.
gophers and sage rats regularly appear.
to devastate the fields Of growing grain.
Early in the season. when their natural
food Is scarce, their numbers may be
greatly diminished by a systematic war
fare upon them. Every female killed be-
fore the young are born. reduces the
number Of pests at least ten later on.
"Woodlark" Squirrel Poison is the most
reliable and destructive agent yet devised
for their determination. It is an abso-
lutely certain instrument of death for
squirrels. Every kernel is warranted to
kill. Climatic changes. dew frost, or the
moisture Of the earth do not effect its
strength. 1t requires no mixing or prep
aration. and is always ready for use. No
other Is so good. Dealers will refund the
purchase price, If not as claimed.
The Hoyt Chemical Co., Portland. Otexon
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-03-27

Mrs. Bacon-I see that nearly one
half of the fishes caught in the Indian
Ocean belong to q species not hereto
fore described in any book. Mrs. Egg
bcrtJThat must be where my husband
goes fishing Truth.
NELL really think May Ii In love
with you. Ned-Do- you, really7 Whyr
Nell heard her remark yesterday
that LONELINESS in a man Is not really
a fault, but sign Of character.-Catn-
ole Standard and Times
The Manager-I've got new Idea
for a melodrama that ought to make
a hit. The Writer-,What Is lit The
ManaSer-The idea is to Introduce
cyclone in the first act that will kill all
the actors.-Harper's Weekly.
Dear, o! DEAR" sighed Mr.. Sallow-
day. 81 wish knew some good way to
acquire an appetite" Nonsense r ex-
claimed his wife, what do you want
with an appetizer 1t would only give you
more dyspepsia" -Philadelphia Press
..rhere is one thing l dread" re-
marked johnson, land that Is a pre-
mature burial" Don't worry about
that" replied Brown; 1.-THE thing Is I'M
possible; there's no danger OF your
being buried too soon."-Phlladelphia
Star.
How will you know when you nave
really crossed the pole?' said WASH
ington debutante to Walter Wellman.
ooh. that's easy" responded Mr.. Well
man. carelessly. "The north wind Will
become a south wind."-Suecess Mag
azine.
Church-They tell me they will not
allow intoxicated men to ride on the
cars In New York? Gotham-Thars
right. You see, If mans not In con-
dltion to stand up there's no place for
him In a New York car.-1onkers