The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-09-11
sUNFLoWER PHILOSOPHY.

| SN' S"IH PHILOSOPHY.
There Is a peace that costs more
than "A fight
AIifr 30. man pays fewer fiddler
bills. and more doctors bills.
Is "A mother glad or sorry when her
daughters remain al home unmarried
Men make more fnss over their hon
or on the stage than any other place.
Getting married is a good deal like
| buying horse covered with blanket.
A woman is satisfied IL her children
are happy. but man wants some Of
the happiness himself
II Is said that almost every woman
Is guilty al some time OF blotting ink
on the number of her shoes.
How happy man would be II he
were half as well satisfied with his
surroundings as he Is with himself.
After a man has been dead about
three months. his wife begins TO do
something she has always longed to
do
Summer season note: The bites on
our children are made by chiggers,
those on your children are due 10
bedbugs
man grateful he is not an old fash
Toned woman's baby. compelled TO
wear wool shirt
when woman cooks up something
particularly nice for her husband, all
she gets for IL is that he Is late and Ii
Is spoiled by overlooking
The only way man can find the
pen and ink at his house is to tell his
wife he wants TO write a check.
After woman passes 40 you sell
dom see her husband with her except
al funeral.
Every man. in talking about a mis-
understanding he has had, says: Il
was very anxious TO make everything
clear and avoid a Misunderstanding.
Ii can be told whether a man is talk
ing 10 woman over the telephone by
the number of times he says good-by
and tries to quit.
AS a rule. people are good enough
except in the little things in life. SO
many OF them lack the ability TO be
agreeable; SO many of them are bores.
and have foolish notions that an hours
study might rid them Of So few peo-
pie realize the importance OF polite
ness-of little common sense.
DO you unnecessarily annoy your
neighbors? If YOU do, you are impo-
lite. TO say nothing of your meanness.
Think IL over 10 minutes. do you an
noy your neighbors? And If you do,
do you really take pleasure in IL? Dur
ing these summer days. when doors
and windows are open, IL is easy 10
annoy neighbors who do not annoy
you.
Soaring people into goodness is not
as efectual as telling them that they
can not afford wickedness. The devil
of the glutton is dyspepsia. Every
species OF folly has its particular dew
II. This IS the great lesson that should
be taught by moral teachers Scare a
man into goodness and he Will mag
inc that YOU want to brighten him
away from a feast The plain. com.
mon sense truth is enough 10 save the
world. No fiction is necessary.
DO you remember that YOU once be
lieved II YOU could accomplish GER
tain thing YOU would be a happy man?
Do you remember that a few months
after accomplishing it you were as un-
happy as ever? is il not possible that
you viii be equally restless after ac-
your next ambition?
Should this fact not be taken as evil
dence that nothing will satisfy YOU
Atchison kan Globe
Some men are just prominent
enough to attract people who want 10
impose on them
He may be a good man. but we don't
like him. the man who is always saw
ing AS the poet says" and quot
Ing what the poet says
When man speaks to a man. there
is certain saw-like quality in his |
voice. But when he speaks to a young |
girl notice the oil and velvet appear |
In his voice
The publications devoted TO Higher |
Things are always screaming because /
people chew toothpicks on the street. |
II people want TO chew toothpicks let |
them do II. we say. Also. eat with |
their knives.
Whenever n widower's name is men.
Toned IL recalls the names Of many /
women said TO be chasing him. y. b.:
70 avoid gossip. therefore. never men
ion the name of a widower unless he
,alls in a lake or breaks a leg.
When a man and woman are first
married. they try TO look unconcerned
IN the streets. but If you will notice.
hey always lean over a little toward
ZACH other But they gradually drift
apart, and in five or six years they
lean the other way
Atchison (Kan) Globe.