The champion. (Arcadia, Fla.) 1895-1911, 1908-11-12

~AN 'V'NN"oeci9 'ha} no" ~ 70 WOIl
on 1912
Neither candidate wanted to incur III,
support Of J. d. R.
China Is the only country that has hac
the nerve to snub the American feet
Election Projectors can now take
long rest--and give the rest OF us one
Richard Croker must feel that
Tammany management is not what il
used to be
A Baltimore man ate 200 oysters in an
hour. This is an unusual full-stonracf
story in these lean times
Well, we'll Mr.. Bryan, Henry Clay
tried it three times, and never made It.
And his place in history is secure
1t must be admitted that Colonel
Roosevelt doesn't look his fifty years.
But you ought to see Secretary Loeb
Mr.. Hisgen was just far enough In
the campaign to make extra work for the
men who wrote the election bulletin
II Senator Foraker has done wrong it
would seem proper to send him to
prison to keep the beef trust company
There never was political campaign
in which the G. o. P. threw so many
scares Probably for the purpose of
the contributors
There were no direct wires run into
that Colorado Jail for Candidate Preston S
benefit; so that gentleman had to get
his information from the newspaper
President Roosevelt's permit to shoot
animals in South Africa includes per-
mission to shoot wild asses, but he seems
70 have done considerable of that in his
,wn country
New Orleans sufragettes say they are
mot going to be ladylike any longer"
They have been reading about their
london sisters. How about cutting the
,cean cables1
It must be discouraging to the
German kaiser to find that his profess
ations Of friendship for England have
esuited only in hurry up orders for
more Dreadnoughts
DO women dress to please mem"
injuries fennind writer. We do not
now. We hardly think they dress in
he all but vain hope of pleasing the
ther women, however
sFive days divorced, the original
Merry Widow was welded to New
FORK lawyer Really seems as II New
FORK lawyers we're getting more than
heir share Of merry widows
A Texas woman has named her
eceutly arrived triplets William,
ennings and Bryan. We suspect she is
good house-keeper and knows how to
iake a good thing go long way
Personally, President Diaz, of Mexico,
'ould like to retire, but politically
pcaking he has no intention OF retiring.
fexico is ore OF the few republics that
Tuly appreciates master workman
With Sullivan trading Bryan votes for
votes In Illinois, and with
Iurphy trading Bryan votes for Chanler
otes In New York, the vociferation Of
united democracy sounds somewhat
blow
An Atchison man married a school
acher, and he says that for three
.ars whenever the school-bells would
ug. she would act up like the horses at ,
e fire department when the fire bell
ngs
Turkey refuses to be consoled by the
ought that, though she has lost some
oyinces, she has gained the sympathy !
Europe. Anyhow she would like it
be plainly understood that she has /;
W all the sympathy she requires /,
It Is announced that Senator Tillman /,
5 beeu converted. to beer as the /,
luton # the whisky problem in South
rolina. During the recent financial !
urgency and industrial depression the :
.ntical solution was forced upon n
ge number Of thirst investigators !,
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