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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-29
WISE WORDS.

Point thy tongue on the anvil OF
truth-Pindar.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-29

Think of yourself, therefore, nobly,
and you will live nobly. You will
realize on earth that type of charac-
ter and faith which is the highest
ideal alike of philosopher, hero and
saint.-Charles w. Wendte.
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Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-29
Must Match.

For either house or street wear
frock and shoes match in correct coz.
tunes.
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THE FORCB OF HABIT.

"Your new master is very ener-
getic, isn't he?"
II should say SO. He wouldn't even
let me plant anything so slow at his
country place as a Virginia creeper.'
Baltimore American.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-29

The grand hall Of the recent Bor-
deaux exposition win be regretted
for the Marseilles exposition.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-29

Aspiration sees only one side of
every question; possesses many
Lowell.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-09-29

The week is five days long in
Thibet. N.Y.-40
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SuRE pROOF.

Hyker-" Browning's wife must DE
an intellectual woman.
Pyker--"Why do you think so?"
Hyker-"I notice he seldom has
any buttons on his clothes. Home
Herald.
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wow!

Mrs. Downe-"Y You looked awfully
foolish when you asked me to marry
you.
Mr.. Downe--"I didn't look half as
foolish as l was. ILLUSTRATED Bits.
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A hotel is being built at Berlin
which will be the largest in the
world.
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CRUEL MISREPRESENTATION.

A CRUEL MISREPRESENTATION.
"Do you know" said Mrs. Young
bride, with tremble in her voice,
this is the first time we have been
separated.
Cheer up" said Uncle Cynicus,
"it won't be the ast.7-SomerviIle
Journal.
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THESE MEN.

Hubby, won't you go shopping
with me to-day?"
mix. nixey and again nix"
"There is going to be a demonstra-
ton of this new sheath skirt, and"
Sure. I'll go. Houston Chren-
icle.
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AWFUL GRAVEL ATTACKS
Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills After
Years of Suffering.

F. A. Rippy, Depot Ave-, Gallatin,
Tenn. says: Fifteen years ago kid
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The Canadian farmer works from u to l6
hours day in busy seasons.
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Docks Greek. w. Va.

s. ID. Smith and Mr.. Roberts
have returned with their cattle.
j. b. Skean is dealing in cattle.
Nick Keyser is still working at
the saw mill.
Charles Keyser is rushing work
on Sweet run.
Fred Hatton and mother recently
made tri p to Ceredo.
John Hines is building an addi.
tion to his dwelling.
Mrs Darling is visiting her
daughter-Mrs. J. +. Hutchinson
at Ccredo.
Miss Belle Luther is very i'll at
present.
April 10, 1908. LEAP YEAR.
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"A Radical Ruling - Subscribers
Must Pau LIN.

The Postoffice Department at Wash
1ngton seems to have a particular spite
at newspapers, as well as at those who
are not able to or do n 1t pay in advance
Tor their paper. The ruling (Which is
now in effect) is, that if subscriber to
weekly paper becomes more than one
year in arrears the publisher is required
to place one cent stamp on each and
every paper he sends to such subscriber.
Daily papers cannot, according TO the
ruling. send out papers If the subscriber
is over three months in arrears, unless
postage is paid at the rate of one cent
for each four ounces. On account of this
ruling many weekly and small daily
papers will likely be forced TO suspend
and the big dailies and trust publica.
tlons, that TRUST no one, will reap the
harvest.
We have numbers Of subscribers ON
our list who are more than year i'm ar.
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Death Was On His Heels.

Jesse p. Morris, of Shippers, Va, had
a close call in the spring Of 1906 He
says e" An attack Of pneumonia left me
so weak and with such fearful cough
that my friends declared consumption
had me, and death was ON my heels.
Then i was persuaded 70 try DR.. Kings
New Discovery. IL helped me immedi-
ately, and after taking two and a half
bottles was a well man again. / found
out that New Discovery is the best rem.
edy tor coughs and lung disease in all
the world" Sold under guarantee by
Bloss Drug Store, Ceredo, and r. Ney
Williams, Kenoya. Soc and el.oo.
Trial bottle free.
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NUMBER 20
LIABILITY LAW.
PERMITS emDIoue to Recover for
lnluru Caused bu Negligence OF
CO.EmDlOue.

Washington, ID. @. April lO.-The bill
relating to the liability of common car.
riers by railroads passed the house OF
representatives on April o. was today
passed by the senate without amend.
ment and without division.
The senate bill on the same subject
was not confined to railroads but cover.
ed all forms Of common carriers and
Senator Dolliver had reported it
from the committee on education and
labor and sought TO substitute il for the
house bill, but his motion was defeated.
As passed the bill is expected to meet
the objections OF the United States su.
preme court on the common carrier
liability. the law Of 1896, decided to be
unconstitutional.
The bill also abolishes strict common
law liability which bars the recovery
for personal injuries of death of an en-
ploye occasioned by negligence of n fell
low servant
Italso relaxes the common law rule
which makes contributory negligence of
n oo-employe.
The bill does not bar recovery even
though the injured one contributed
by his own negligence to the injury.
The amount Of recovery is diminished
in the same degree that the negligence
OF the injured one contributed to the
injury.
During the discussion of the measure
there were extended references to the
campaign contributions by railroad men.
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age), nor do we want to discontinue
sending them the paper because they
are negligent in settling. There is only
one thing for us to do. This is to send
statements to all our delinquent sub.
scribers (who have not recently received
statements), which we propose to do i'm a
Few days, and trust to their honesty to
settle up promptly, before we are com.
PEELED to erase their names from our
mailing list. Remember, that while we
have trusted you and are willing to CON
tlnue to trust you, the Postmaster
General says you are not a legitimate
subscriber If you owe for more than one
year.
WILL YOU PLEASE SETTLE?
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q. E. SiIcOtt Co..

Catlettsburg, :: :: Kentucky.
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Wdune, W. Va, r. F.D. No. |.

w. b. Dunkle and Howard
Wright, of Huntington, are en-
gagged IN cross tie job near the
mouth of Miller's Fork. They
are going to saw about 1900 ties.
Elba McGinnis was seen visit.
ing some of the young ladies the
past week. You had better look
out Elba for this ls Leap-Year.
Grant McGinnis has sold his
place to Lee CAMPBELL. Grant is
going to move TO Logan to work
at the carpenter trade.
"Dan Patch" may be the fastest
racer of his class but the fellow
who is writing under his name is
not 80 fast for it takes him about
two months to write a letter.
Hurry up, Dan.
Friday" wrote that s. d.
Smith said the panic had not
affected the price of stock cattle
much, yet 3. ID. says this is a
harder panic than that of 1895.
Judge ye readers.
Miss Veva Dunkle 10 going to
school at Wayne to Prof. Mcclure.
She is preparing for the May ex.
animation.
M. r. Ray has hot-bed for
the country, which is heated by
steam.
Nesrly every one has his
garden out around here.
Miss Lulu Swami, who ia
going to school at the city on the
"hill' spent Saturday and Sun day
at home.
A. W. Preston is seen riding
around rain or shine. He is ont
for clerk and maybe he thinks he
has to hustle. More anon.
COWBOY.
April 13, 1908.
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April 10.
RKPoRTKR. .

That languid, llfeless feeling that
comes with spring and early summer.
can be quickly changed 10 feeling OF
buoyancy and energy by the Judicious
use OF DIR. Shops Restorative. The
Restorative is genuine tonic TO tired,
rundown nerves, and but few doses is
needed TO satisfy the user, that DIR.
Shoop's Restorative is actually reaching
that tired spot. The indoor life of win.
ter nearly always leads to sluggish bow
els, and 70 sluggish circulation in general.
The customary lack of exercise and ont.
door air ties up the liver, stagnates the
kidneys, and oft-times weakens the
Hearts action. Use DIR. Shoop's Restor-
ative few weeks and all will be changed
a few days test will tell you that you
are using the right remedy. You will
easily and surely note the change from
day to day. Sold by r. Ney Williams.
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kenOvd, ". Va, r. F. D. No. |.

The recent cold wave did little
or no damsgs to fruit, except
cherries and pears, most of which
are killed.
Health 10 this section is good
With few exceptions.
Mrs. J. w. Irons, who has been
very poorly with rheumatism, il
slowly improving.
Miss Belle Luther, who has been
verv low with paralysis, at he,
mothers home on Docks creek, is
no better.
Mrs. James McQuin returned
Tuesday from visiting her son at
Huntington.
Miss Louie Mitchell, of Clncin-
natl, OHIO, is visiting her grand
parents, Mr.. aud Mrs John Chad
wick, on Sandy river.
Misses Vashti Kennedy, of Sc.
CUR Hill, aud Mary Cole, of Cere.
do, and F. b Plymale, of Walkers
Branch, were visiting Miss Mary
Dixon Saturday evening.
AT a regular meeting of the Bap
tist church Rev. jerry Harmon
was reelected pastor. THIS makes
his fourth year as pastor. which
speaks we'll for Rev. Harmon as 9
min lister. There was no preaching
Sunday on account of the illness
of the pastor.
The Sabbath School at the
Docks creek Baptist church il
progressing nicely under the able
management Of Anthony Chad.
wick, Supt., assisted by Mrs. s.
ID. Smith and John Hines, teach
ers.
T. K. McQuin and J. b. Skean,
two enthusiastic bee owners, re-.
ceived number of late model bee
hives from Iowa, which they in
tend placing in their apiaries this
summer. They are both skilled
in the art of caring for bees.
w. o. Darling and Glrard Luth.
er entertain no fears of their tobac.
CO beds being destroyed by night
riders since the Governors recent
proclamat alton.
A. p. Hutchison has finished
making a large number of railroad
ties for his son, Sylvester, on
Walkers Branch, and has com
menoed to farm in earnest,
We hear a great many people
say the dog law has been repealed
Will some one kindly inform us if
tits true?
No, tits not true. See law, az
amended, in this issue. ED.
Levi Hatton is in the poultry
business this season, having pur.
chased some fine White Plymouth
Iscck birds. They are fine speci
mems and cannot fail to please any
chicken fancier.
j. w. Hines has finished grad.
ing in front of his house and will
OWL law u htCO IdWus I1b lb now
engaged in building an addition
to bis house and when completed
1T will greatly add to the appear.
ance and convenience of same.
Byron Chadwick is repainting
his residence and storehouse this
week.
j. b. Skean and brother, James,
have formed partnership for the
purpose of cultivating ginseng.
They have large number of ma.
tive plants from which they OBJ
tanned a nice crop of seed last fall.
j. w. Walker and Thos. Skean
have both recently purchased a
fine bunch of choice yearlings
from Smith & Roberts, cattle
merchants, of Dunleith.
Edward Rakes is seen every
Sunday evening vending his way
toward nearby neighbors. When
asked what the attraction is, he
only smiles and makes no reply.
Anril IN 1903 Eprn.v
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Remember by paying up your ar.
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IN advance we can save you $3.50
per year on the Cincinnati Post.
This also applies to new subscribers.
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April 13, 1908.

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Hon. VIM. II. HEARNE has
withdrawn from the gubernatorial
race.
The broad ax., 1908-01-18

that at the time when Christianity
sprang into evidence, Greek culture
and Greek religion spread over tne
whole world. 1t is accordingly notn-
ing remarkable that the CHRISTIANS
took from the heathens the highest re-
Iirious conceptions that they possess
ed and transferred them to Jesus lhey
accordingly called him the son OF COO
and declared that he had been super
naturally born of virgin. This is the
Greek and heather influence which
has determined the character OF the
account given in Matthew and Luxe
concerning the birth Of jesus. 1t was
the purpose in this to express that
which was great, holy, and divine
that which could not be grasped or
explained in his character"
The broad ax., 1908-01-18
THE LABoRER AND HIS HIRE.

Halo. signor. Amt see you
For nanny, NANNY day.
I wondra moOcha wat you do
All time you was away.
All deesa seexa mont or more
Dat you are gon' from home.
s'pose you went out ives, signor-
Eli? No? You was cen Rome?
An Pareess too? Wal. wal. my frand,
wat Joy you musta feel
To see all dose so grandn land
Where you have been. But STEEL
You musta worka Tonga while
For save da mon to go.
Eli? Deal cen stocks ees max your pile?
Escuse! 1 deed not know.
I weesh dat dere was soocha treep
For dago man like me:
Ees NANNY now dat taxa sheep
For home cen Eetaly-
Eli? wat ees dat? You say dees men
Are mean as dirt cen street
For COM an maka mon an den
To run back home weeth eet?
I am surprise weeth you. signor'
For hear you talk like dees.
Da mon we gat by wOrlSin' for
We do weeth as we pleass.
You say dey leave no theeng bayhind
For deesa mon dey max.
Escuse. signor. but you weel find
Dey pay for all dey TAX.
Dey pay for Get weeth harda toll,
weeth goOda road an street.
Weeth crops dat spreenga from da SOIL
An geeve you food for eat,
weeth wheat dat max your bread so
good.
wecth grape dat max your wines,
An. yes. dcy pay Get weeth DER blood
On railroads, cen da mines.
Wat deed you geeve for wat you max
Zen decsa stoCka deal?
Not wan good theeng for all you taxi
Not wan signOr. but STEEL
You say dees men no gotta right
To do da theeng dey do.
Escuse me for gat excite.
1 would shak' hands wceth you.
Ees Crees' mas time, so let US be
Good 'Mericana men.
Shak' hands, Eet ecs n JOY to me
For see you home agen.
IT. a. DAILY in Catholic Standard and
Times
The broad ax., 1908-01-18

.h.u ba allowed to each person, and
fresh air supplied by ventilation at
the rate of four complete changes OF
air per hour during the hours OF en-
pIoyment, and no part of such air
supply shall be taken from any eel
lar or basement"
There are good many workshops
in the city where the conditions DO
not come up to the standard laid down
in the section of the law just quoted.
The Health Department, however is
doing all it can with the force 1t has
to bring about better conditions IN
places of this kind; but with the Co
operation of the people, much more
might be done. The other day the
president of one of the leading trades
unions of the city wrote to the Com
missioner of Health about the hlgh
death rate from consumption in the
trade which he represented. In our
renIv TO his inquiries we fold him Just
what we have been saving In this
little talk; that the trouble lay chiefly
in the surroundings-the conditions
under which people of his craft were
as a rule, compelled to work. We
also reminded him what the trade
unions had already accomplished
along these lines and urged that they
keep right at it.
Now that we have come this far In
this series of health talks. let us see
what it all means. We started out
with a talk abclt fresh air and plenty
Of il. didn't we? Yes; and when you
get the meaning of this present arti-
Gle, it is nothing much but a talk
about fresh air. And as air fills and
surrounds the whole universe, so 1t
will fill and surround these How to
Keep Well talks from beginning to
end.-'P"
The broad ax., 1908-01-18
THE ROUNDUP COLU;.g.

West MoraIizss on the "seier,.r =,
Habitual Betting On Horse R-,..
The man who bets on the rrrr,,.
horse races day in and day o., .
either a simpleton or a phila-. ..-. MS,
He has Andrew Carnegie p,ar.I -
the boards. Even IL all race ,-o-o
honest the odds would be aglir-r Lin,
and as dishonesty is a freq.r.- -
Itor at the running race cour.., m,
habitual bettor will sooner or ,,,o,
lose his "wad."
Especially should the habitual L.rfo,
remember that tips" are abb, .so
most uncertain quantity that cv was
brewed. A large percentage o. ,lan
is sent out originally by the l.,.-3
ers themselves. In fact. sever" -...7,
stables are supported by book ..rs
solely for the purpose Of Attracting
bets on horses that can't win
Many racing associations pa from
65 to 100 per cent a year divm.als to
the stockholders alone. Whose .lnar
Is TT
Did you ever hear OF a book aker
starving 10 death?
Did you ever hear Of a boosi.lsar
who was a habitual bettor?
Did you ever hear Of a book gker
who did not refer TO his steady patrons
The broad ax., 1908-01-18
WAS JESUS REALLY pIvIhE2

Explaining how Jesus came to be
regarded as divine-the son Of Coo
Rev. Heinrich Rover says: I'VE are
all acquainted with the fact that in
their NEUROLOGICAL legends the Greeks
and the Romans and other nations of
antiquity speak Of certain persons rs
the sons Of gods. An example Of tnis
is Hercules, the Greek hero, who is
the son Of Jupiter and an earthly
mother. Other examples are Romufus
and Remus, the founders of Rome.
who are pictured as the sons Of Mars
and human virgin mother. The same
claim is put forth in reference to Cy.
rus the great king Of the Persians:
also to Alexander. the Great, August.
us, and the great founder Of an ORR
entail religion, Buddha All those men
who performed greater deeds than
those which human beings usually do
are regarded by antiquity as of divine
origin. This Greek and heather no
don has been applied to the New Tes.
lament and churchly conception of the
person OF Jesus. We must remember
The broad ax., 1908-01-18
THE POLITICAL POT is Beginning
To BOIL


TO BOIL.
On or about March l. the Alder
manic contest in the IS wards in this
city will be at white heat, and just
as soon as the successful candidates
answer at roll call in the city coun-
ell, the political pot will begin to boil
in dead earnest to elect delegates to
the County, State and National con-
ventions which will be held early in
June, July and August, and the people
in this city and Cook County will be
called on to vote for the following can
didates for the various Offices to pc
filled, aside from voting for state Of
ficers including the Governor and so
On.
There are twenty-seven Presidential
electors to be voted for. All members
Of Congress and of the State Board
of Equalization from the ten districts
in Cook County are to be chosen and
the terms of three State Senators
from the even-numbered districts ex-
pire, Homer K. Galpin in the Second,
Patrick ]. McShane in the Fourth and
William NJ. Brown in the Sixth. A
successor is also to be chosen to
Daniel A. Campbell in the Twenty
first. The House of Representatives
is to be elected in its entirety, includ-
ing fifty-seven members from Cook
County. The terms expire with the
November election, Of the following
county officers: States Attorney, Re
corder Of Deeds, Clerks of the Circuit
Court, Clerk of the Superior Court,
Coroner and County Surveyor. The
President of the County Board and the
ten city and five country members of
the board are to be chosen. A. r.
Porter's time ends as Clerk of the
First District Appellate Court, as does
the term of Roy o. West as member
of the Board of Review, and of Adam
Wolf and William H. Weber as mem
bers of the Board Of Assessors. Three
trustees of the Sanitary District are
to be chosen. The short-term judges
Of the Municipal Court, who were
elected when the new court came into
being, face the election. They are
Henry c. Better, Frank P. Sadler,
Max Eberhardt. Fred L. Fake. A. J.
Petit, c. N. Goodnow, Oscar NJ. Tori
son, Hosea W. Wells and 7. B. Lantry.
II. is evident that with SO many off,
ces to Ill, it is only a short time I'M
til the political pot will begin to boil
in good shape!
The broad ax., 1908-01-18
A Waiting Part.

One of my friends has n playhouse
in her back yard. where all the chill
dren OF the neighborhoOd delight to
gather.
One day she went out TO see what a
crowd Of them were doing and found
they were playing at keeping house"
very happily. with one exception, her
own five-year-old son. who was sit
ting afar of, rather lonesomely, hold
ing q large rag doll.
whats the matter, SydneyT' she
inquired. Wont the others play with
you?"
''Oh, I'm playing" he replied "I'm
the stork, but they amt quite ready for
the baby yet"-Woman's Home Com
panion.
The broad ax., 1908-01-18
Feared the Worst.

With straining eyes the pale faced
man watched the advancing policemen
through the window. No sooner had
the bluecoats reached the porch when,
with trembling fingers, he drew a
heavy revolver from his pocket and
pressed the muzzle against his throb-
bing temple. Before his nervous I'm
gers could pull the deadly trigger his
faithful wife dashed the pistol aside.
A.. John! John?' she gasped. Don't!
They've only come to summons you
for a jury"
IF that's the case I'll submit peace
fully" answered the man, wipIng the
cold sweat from his brow. "But I'll
die before I'll shovel the snow OF that
walkT'-Judge.
The broad ax., 1908-01-18

Eddie" Foy insists he is serious in
his intention of adding his family
name Of Fitzgerald to his stage name
Of Foy, and that his contemplated de.
but as Hamlet is on the cards. Roy
McCardell suggests a soliloquy for E.
Foy Fitzgerald that will read as fol.
lows:
To be or not be? Hully Gee! That's
the question:
Whether its nobler, DO, not to set ND
a tall scream
When you're stung; or put up a scrap
against sea Of troubles.
10 croak; to pound the feathers; or
Jump In
At the sound Of the gong and 20 to
IT, hddo,
And so forget your troubles, sect
A guy Is sure up against It in this
world
And II you Jump OF the dock, where
do you come In?
A lot Of boobs put up with It because
they don't
Know where they get OF. It's a hard
luck story, DO,
For most Of US; so many things put
rs on the cheese;
Our best friends pan us. a skirt viii
throw rs down;
Bulls In harness pinch Us, what's the
use2