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The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05
SHE COULD NOT WALK
For Notwithstanding Humor on Ankles
-oplates Alone Brought Sleep.
Eczema Yielded to Cuticura.

II had eczema for over two years.
I had two physicians, but they only
gave me relief for short time and I
cannot enumerate the ointments and
lotions I used to no purpose. My ank-
les were one mass of sores. The itch
ing and burning were so intense that
I could not sleep. could not walk for
nearly four months. One day my hus.
band said had better try the Cuticura
Remedies. After using them three
times I had the best nights rest in
months unless I took an opiate.
used one set Of Cuticura Soap, Oint-
ment, and Pills, and my ankles healed
in short time. 1t is now year since
I used Cuticura, and there has been no
return Of the eczema. Mrs. David
Brown, Locke. Ark, May Is and July
10, 1907"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05
WHY HE WANTED TO KNOW.
Percy Remembered What His Mother
ssad 7rosss rum.

Pa" inquired small boy on the
Oakland boat, whats a simocn?"
Huh" grunted the man, without
looking from his paper. ".Simoon's
sandstorm Of the desert, dreaded by
travellers"
And, pa, what's honeymoon?
"Honeymoon's rice storm on a train,
enjoyed by travellers"
Then a honeymoon's something
like simeon, amt 1t, pa?"
Guess SO; keep quiet; don't ask so
many fool questions; look at the sea
gulls."
But amt they good deal alike, pa
-simoons and honeymoons?"
"Uh-huh. both full of hot air. Most
honeymoons become simoons in a few
years When the honey's gone the
sigh's left"
PA, were you ever in honey.
moon?"
Percy. If you don't stop Fostering
me with questions I'll never bring
you over to the city againl"
Well, ma said she had a honey
moon. and 1t was like dream, and all
the rest of it's been a nightmare
San Francisco Chronicle.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, fatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness, ornervous prostration.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05

You won't tell your family doctor
the whole story about your private
illness you are too modest. You
need not be afraid to tell Mrs. Pink
ham, ct Lynn, Mass, the things you
could not explain to the doctor. Your
letter will be held in the strictest con.
fdence. From her vast correspond
ence with sick women during the
past thirty years she may have
gained the very knowledge that will
helpyour case. Such letters as the fol-
lowing, from grateful women, es-
tablish beyond a doubt the powerof
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05
LYDIA E. PINkMAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

to conquer all female diseases.
Mrs. Norman R. Barndt, of Allen
town, Pa, writes:
"Ever since 1 was sixteen years Of
age had suffered from an organic de-
rangement and female weakness; in
consequence I had dreadful headaches
and was extremely nervous. My physi-
clan said I must go through an opera
ton to get well. A friend told me
about Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and took it and wrote you
for advice, following your directions
carefully, and thanks to you am to-
day well woman, and am telling
all my friends of my experience"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05
OR. SIMMONS AND
THE SOUTHWEST.

DR.. G. r. Simmons, whose advertise
ment appears In another column Of
this paper, has probably helped more
people to acquire homes Of their own
In the most delightful and fertile Sec
ton Of the country, where life is really
pleasure, than any other man now
living. DR.. Simmons is Southerner
by birth, broad-minded, kindly gen.
tleman, who is never happier than
when helping others to help them.
selves. He would not misstate any.
thing for all the wealth Of the Rookie.
fellers, and any Of our readers inter
ested in land in the sunny Southwest
can enter into negotiations with him
with the fullest assurance Of a square
deal at any and all times.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05

Twas my father. her lord and her lover,
Who mourned his sweet lady at rest.
But smiled as he held me above her
And touched the white rose on her
+. breast.
Q my love, yield place for this other.
And deep In my heart eyermorea,,
Let me cherish the love OF my mother
In tile thoughts OF the roses abe wore. Z
So the. roses ] bring yon tonight,
o my hearts Lying tenant, are red: y
Though the rose Of your favor ID white,
You must wear my red roses tonight.
For white u the rose OF my dead.
-rathdltc Btnndafd,
II the world owes yod'sA living q
will always pay " you 80 after t. 6
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05
Bureaus Not Useless.

III see the navy may decide to get
rid Of it's bureaus"
rs that so?" she responded, bright
ly. well. suppose roll-top desks
would suit the navy better, and John,
IL those bureaus are the old-fashioned
mahogany kind, with a lot of drawers,
/ wish you'd write to the secretary
and find what he'd take for one"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05

Il fink I shall go and back the win
iner now, observes Lady Babs.
The nine-year-old daughter of the
earl of Fulham, preparatory to putting
her intention into execution, holds up
her riding habit with both hands, so
as to exhibit as much as she can Of
her new top-boots to the crowd in the
birdcage.
You're going to do what?" asks
Mrs. Fame, In establishment; but Babs
pretends not to hear.
81 say, young woman calls her
father. "One moment. Where have
you been for the last half hour?"
I've been on the Heat wiv Alured
and Mrs Fame. fink Newmarket's the
incest place know for gallop. You
ought to have seen my pony! held
Alured from the Ditch. right acwoss to
the Bushes wivout extendin' him; and
Alured's mare is quite moderately
good. you know. Seen my boots, ad-
miral? she asks inconsequently OF an
elderly man who comes up at the mo-
menti s..q., -a.-,
The admiral fixes his pince-nez on
his nose and affects deep interest.
by Joye. they're splendid" he de-
clares
"Ain't they rippin'2 l showed them
to Kink, and he said they were quite
vewy, down the road. Isn't anybody
goin' to take me Into the ring to back
velveteen for the 'Sarewitch?" she
asks.
But, my dear child" demurs Mrs.
Fane. The ring! You mustn't think
of it,"
why Velyeteen?'' asks the earl.
"Shes at SO to 1! Hasn't ghost of
chance. Why not support your dad
dy's horse, Babs?"
They are standing at the door of
the loose-box where the earrs four
year-old is awaiting the event OF the
day. Babs gives him a perfunctory
glance and shakes her little head sage
ly.
mot for anything" Is her decision.
HE can't stay the course, and besides
I wasn't at all satisfied wiv the way
he moved at exercise yesterday"
THE deuce you waren't," says the
earl, with laugh. You're getting to
know too much. Is that your personal
opinion, or did you read 1t In the pa.
pers?"
II never read the papers" = afflrms
Babs. "Kink says they only give win,
ners once year, and then it's only for
a walk-over."
"Who is Kink?" asks Mrs. Fame.
Hes our, head gardeners eon; but
now he's appendixed at Mr.. Wilson's.
the trainer; and he's great friend of
mine"
He's mashed on Babs," explains her
brother. Alured, with grin.
Tiles a much nicer boy than you
are. retorts Babs. And he rides as
well as--as Otto Madden!"
8s"And he says that Velveteen win
win, does he?" puts In the admiral;
and Babs mods Automatically. ~ ss
II suppose he hasn't given you his
reasons fer that astounding predic-
toni" suggests the earl.
TITS nothing OF the kind" objects
Babs, without quite knowing what pre-
d,ction means. Its a. stone-blind
cert" She puts no emphasis on the
phrase, merely uses 1t as one might q
plain statement OF fact.
The admiral is vastly amused, but
has a struggle not 70 show It I
"Oh, don't ask me-" murmured the
earl in reply 10 Mrs. Fane's look Of
questioning establishment. Il don't
know where she picks up her stable
talk"
well, what else did your7-did Mr..
Rink say?" inquiries the admiral when
be has regained control OF his fen.
lures. q s. e 4
II can't quite member his exact
words, replies Rabs. but ] iink he
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05

The barbarous custom of using con-
victs In treadmills is still practiced
in some English prisons, declares Pop
ular Mechanics, and an interesting
picture shows the convicts at this try.
ing task. The speed is about 30 steps
a minute, and If man misses step
a cross-bar strikes the calves of his
legs.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05
Something New.

II hear, Mrs. Blowhard, that your
daughter is quite an accomplished
yiolinist."
"Oh, yes. indeed she Is" returned
Mrs. Blowhard, rolling up her eyes
ecstatically. "She plays divineyy or
the violin, and accompanies herself
on the piano. "--Lppincott's.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05
Want to Put This on velveteen.r

Fame. why during the anthem?
should have thought the offertory--.'
oh" Interrupts her ladyship. "Kink
wouldn't dream of talking; but he
sings what he wants to tell me while
the anfem's goin' on. He does It like
this:
vel-yet-een is hot stun,
Vel--yet-een is hot stuff,
She---won her trial yesterday
And noting else is in 1t straight
Back OH back her wiz all your spon--
dulles
Back her.
The weird words. though chanted in
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05

: De Quiz-What do you call good
winter weather?
De Whiz-Weather cold enough to
make mans wife think her own fire.
side better place than a matinee.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05

important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05
The Ruling Passion.

The Ruling Passion.
The young man asked the banker
For his fair and only child;
The banker nodded gravely,
And then he grimly smiled.
Amazed, the young man heard him
Reply in business phrase:
"I'll have to file your notice
Come back in sixty days"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-03-05

When Your Throat Feels Sore
get 25c box Of Browns Bronchial
Troches. They give immediate relief.
Contain nothing injurious.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
PLANS GREAT NAVAL SHOW
FLEET SCHEDULE ANNOUNCED
sY SECRETARY METCALF.
eattleships to Sail from Magdalena
Bay Next Saturday-Big Dis
play at Frisco.

Washington, Apr. 6.-Secretary Met
calf Saturday made public the de-
tails of the greatest naval show the
Pacific coast has " had. being the
itinerary of the fleet from Magdalena
bay to San Francisco. The fleet sails
next Saturday. The following Tues,
day at two O'clock in the afternoon it
will drop anchor at Son Diego bay.
where 1t will remain until 6 a. nj.
Saturday, April 10. Each night the
big sixteen" will be Illuminated, and
each day the ships will put on
full dress. The details of the
entertainments which have been
arranged by the local committees are
not known at the department.
At San Pedro bay, which will be
reached in the afternoon of Satur-
day the 18th, the fleet will divide.
The first division will remain at San
Pedro, while the second will go to
Long Beach, third to Santa Monica
and the fourth to Redondo, small
places along the coast adjacent to
Los Angeles.
These visits will occupy the fleet
until Saturday the 25th, when it will
sail for Santa Barbara, where it will
arrive on the same day and remain
until the last day Of April. Santa
Cruz will be the next show place
reached on the LIST of May for a four
days stay, and two days later, the 9Th,
the grand triumphal entry to San
Francisco harbor will be made, and
preparations begun for the review,
which is to take place two days later
with Secretary Metcalf's flag at the
masthead of the Yorktown as the re-
ceiving ship.
The schedule of dates, it is ex-
planned, is subject to change if rem
dered necessary by unforeseen cir.
c~umstances. Hours for arrival and
departure will depend on weather
conditions and absence of fog. These
visits will occupy the fleet until Sat
urday the 22d, when it will sail for
Santa Barbara.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
The Local Markets.

W. sell Scranton Hard Coal
the best there is. The N. W.
Hawkinson Lbr. Co.
p. W. Hanson, Agent.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
FILIBusTER MORE THAN EVER.
Democrats Defy Gag Law Rule and
Payne's Threats.

Washington, Apr. 6.-When the
house of representatives adjourned
the breach between the majority and
minority parties was, if anything,
wider than eve
The leaders on both sides arrived
on the scene early, apparently none
the worse for the parliamentary strug-
gle of the night before. The Demo
Gratis resumed dilatory tactics and
kept it up throughout the day, not
withstanding the committee on rules
brought in a rule applying the gag law
to general debate on the District of
Columbia law appropriation bill, which
was in order for consideration. The
rule was adopted amid great disorder
and only after the Democrats had e.
hausted every parliamentary move
which they could make to obstruct it's
final disposition. In presenting the
rule, Mr.. Dalzell of Pennsylvania re-
peated the threat of Leader Payne
that during the remainder of the e
sion the Democrats would find them
selves out in the cold. Minority Lead.
err Williams, full of defiance, an
npunced that he was not to be intimi.
dated. He told the Republicans again
what they could expect from his side
of the house and exhorted his Demo.
cratic colleagues to stand together and
apply all the power of which the mi.
nority was possessed in order to
force the Republicans to action.
The two hours allowed by the rule
for general debate on the District bill
having been consumed, the house ad.
journed, but only after the Democrats
| forced a roll call.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
Bay Rum Kills Two Men.

Detroit, Mich, Apr. GA special
from Decatur, a local option town
in Van Buren, county, says Edwin
Carney, Jr., aged 80, and James Ma
honey, aged 3S years, are dead from
drinking bay rum. and that Seldom AL
len, a barber, is seriously i'll. Carney
leaves a widow and five small chill
dren.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
Flee 100000 Fire.

Meadville, Pa, Apr. 6.-Over 100
guests at the Lafayette hotel were
compelled to make a hurried exit in
their night clothes Saturday when fire
destroyed the hotel square causing a
loss estimated at 100000. For a time
the fire threatened to spread, and the
fire departments of Erie and Franklin,
Pa, we're held in readiness to assist
the local department.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
Lost In minnesota RIizzard.

Crookston, Mimi, Apr. 6.-Jarvis G..
Mott, a civil engineer of Chicago, was
lost Tuesday night in the blizzard in
the swamps in the vicinity of War
road and Roseau in the northern part
OF the state, and two parties of set
tiers are searching for him.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
Ell CT Harrow SchooI Burns.

London, Apr. 6.-There was much
alarm here Friday night over a report
that the famous Harrow school, at
Harrow-on-the-Hill, ten miles north
west of London, was on fire. The out
break, however, was limited to that
portion of the institution known as
Somerville House, which was burned
down. This house accommodated 40
boys. No one was injured.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
We French Dry Clean or
Fancy Dive

Clothing, Household Goods, Draper
les, Regalias, Gloves and Laces. First
class work. Low prices. Ship your
work to us. We pay return express on
$500 orders, and both ways on $500
orders and over.
NORTHWESTERN DYE HOUSE,
sos N. P. Ave, Fargo, N. D.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
Fatally Burned by Flames.

P%ittsburg, Pa, Apr. 6.-Mrs. Mary
Drummer was fatally burned and 10.
seph Hunter, his wife and Policeman
Adam Herbert were seriously injured
Saturday when fire destroyed the
Drummer home on the North side. The
fire was caused by Mrs. Brunner's
clothes igniting from the kitchen
stove.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
Beuin March on Fez.

Rabat, Morocco, Apr. 6.-An army
of 5000 men in the service Of Sultan
Abd-el-Aziz, with 20 pieces Of artil-
lery and under the command Of Gen.
Bagdani, began its march on Fee Sat-
urday.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
Prince Arisauqa's Son is Dead.

Tokyo, Apr. 6.-Oficial
ment of the death of the son Of Prince
Arisauga, who died here Saturday fol-
lowing an operation for appendicitis
a month ago, vas not made until after
the arrival of the remains at Tokyo.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
Prominent Railroad Man Dead.

New Orleans, Apr. 6.-Col. William
Murray. for many years prominent in
the railroad world, died here. He had
been i'll about two weeks.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
New "Dead Letter" Record.

Washington, Apr. 6.-Out Of 1,O53,-
692 pieces of mail matter received in
the dead letter Office during the month
of March over 600, 900 were returned
to the senders, breaking all records
for this division.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
Gigantic Lockout in Paris.

Paris, Apr. Ga gigantic lockout
affecting 100000 masons, bricklayers
and allied workmen In the building
trades went into effect Saturday.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
Money To Loan On Real Estate
NIB CASSEI L & co !Sherebrooke

Now is the time to list your
land for sale. Give us a. chance
to sell it for you.
Blabon State Bank.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09

If you are contemplating re-
newing or placing a loan on your
farm, call and see us.
Hope Realty & Col. Co.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09

NOTICE is hereby given that the
Government special tax No. 1916 is
sued to w. S. Holt dated March IL,
1908 is posted in said building on lot
8 in block 3 town Of Sharon, that said
building is owned by G. H. Day.
W. S. HOLT.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1908-04-09
HORSES 70 SALE

I have six good work horses
and one mich COW, which I will
sell at private sale. Terms cash,
or if on time bankable paper.
See me at Thos. Smith farm 2
miles S w of Hope.
(50-5D r. j. STANFIELD.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1908-07-02
EVi.s Is new cut q
Race.
EVANS WiTHDRiWS FROM
R.ACt. FOR GOV

West Plains, Mo. June %
Judge W. \. Fans. If West
plain, announced to-day his
Withdrawal from The contest for
Governor.
The news urcasluncd great sur
prise here for the Judge has been
making vigorous effort TO secure
the nomination and believed that
his chances of victory were good.
! have positively quit the race
Tor the Democratic nomination
for Governor, Judge Evans said
have made ont Il formal hotter
of withdrawal, which was maliy q
today To- the secretary Of state.
and my name will M, appear ON
the official ballot.
I'm the city Of st. Louis, Mr..
Cowhcrd and Mr.. Ban have sum,
of the very best citizens support
ing them. but the boss rulc polo
ticians are divided, the Halves
element being for Cnwhrrd and
the Butler gang fer BALL.
have II large following in ~
l.OniS than has been accrrd,tct
u me, consisting Of H.. vcrA
best citizens who arr not nous,
in pooiics. but their influence i,
great just the same. Two bust
ness mems organization recently
my candidacy. and had som,
influential Democrat making
strong ciEorss to land the nUmi
IA ion for me. But under exist
i,g conditions. | find it best fol
me- tn withdraw.
Il wish ~ express my thanks I,
the thousands of good citizen.
throughout the state who hav,
voluntarily rendered Inc ,hei
support To the many thou>an,
people who have signed m,
petitions, ] am also thankful M,
hereby release them from an.
bligations to me.
Willow Springs Index.
we are sorry to hear of Hon
,l4ige Evans withdrawing frol
tie Race for Gov. We think
there il q clean man Judge Evan
il one.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1908-07-02
Home Circle,
Continued from last week.

You feel the kindly welcome on
entering. No angry voices ore
heard mp stairs, no sullen child
rem are sent from the room, no
psremptory orders are given to
cover The delinqueucies Of house.
keeping or servants. A delightful
atmosphere psrvadss the house
uumistakeahic yet Undesirable,
sacL hoase, filled by the spirit
Of love. is home indeed to oil
who enter Within its consecrayed
walls. members Of the home circle
loose nothing Ivy mutual polltnass
on the contrary. by maintaining
not only it's forms, hut by inward
cultivation Of its spirit, they be
came contributors to that domes.
tic feeling which Is III Its salt
!ortaste Of Heaven.
The goodnight and good-morn-
ing salutatipn, though they may
seem as trifles, have a sweet and
softenins Influence on all its men,
bers. The little Kiss and artless
goodnight of the smaller ones; as
as they retire to rest. have III
them heavenly melody.
children arc the pride and ornam.
:. cnt of the family circle they Gre.
I ate sport and amusement aud
dissipate oil senses VI loneless
from the household. When INTEL
gent and well trained they afford
= n spectacle which even Indifferent
persons contemplate with satisia.
" ction aud delight. Still these pie
'nsurcal,o emotions are net unall
D1cd wl,h -olIci,udr It is an ayr
u ceah.r bur charsrah'e picture Of
: .uman happiness. Tire in aGvan.
i clng entries them forward, aud
= -ru.uug they will l--l like eXc!aI
mii =. " h IT.. older aud more sad
). aud s-rluus onns around them
that their youth exists only in
Il rrlnemhrancc.
TO be Continued
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1908-07-02
A Chance for
Every one.
TO be Continued

BE prepared to find some
good in every one.
God made man in his own
image.
ac not only gives them day by
day their daily food, but also
thair spiritual TODD.
In every one, therefore, how.
ever bad he may be, there must
Inc some fc ling o. propvity, or
SHAM. or E'.NORSH., or desire
tor IMPROVEMENT.
It may not always appear in
fAr conventional form. but still
- Is til re. Accordingly, it
is our duty to refrain from
condcning any one at first sight
rs totally ard irretrievably bad.
Frank Walton.
The most valuable gift of u
man or woman to this world is
not money nor books but
noble life.
There is no other way of OBJ
tanning light and intelligence
but by the labor of attention
Il. Walton
l 90 into a sculptor studio and
and see him shaping a statue
He has chisel in one hand and
a mallet in the other and he
gives very gentle stroke click,
click click. say Way don't you
strike harder?" Oh" he replies
'hot would shatter the statue
cant do it that way.
! must d, it this way" So
- wor..s on. md after a while
IT." Features come eu., and evry
body liz. eaters die studio is
ri@ru'd ard fascinated. Well
'ou las SoCr soul under
p,oc"ss Of dclopment, and it is
.G It'll" annoyAnces and yexat-
ions u. lie that are chiselling out
your irnortal nature.
TALMAGE.
Employ your time in improving
yourself by other mems writings;
80 you shall come easily by
what others have labored hard
for. SOCRATES.