Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-08-25
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on fashionable trips, will homeward
wend with hotel tags stuck all around
their grips; and ttronging in their wake
vii come never ending flow of busted
Immigrants to see where they got all
the dough. I..-at ,,..e.
September is when the .autumnal
eqtinox the musquito out. This occurs
on the god, when the sun goes over the
equator for a touchdown on the ice
cream gigglery and summer underwear.
The coal man will kick goal, and Mr..
Roosevelt, leaving Sycamore Hill, will
turn to Washington and the serious
business of loading some more shells
for lions. &
The cooler air will stimulate
The presidential race, ..- ... -1
And everybody will hit up .l@ "a
A little faster pace. Il ....a@
The smiling entry from the Platte
s5E$fE w Ill put up SlOuuS Vi QuSl,
And the roly-poly man will run
Till he is like to bust
And Teddy meanwhile will observe
the contest through his glass, and stick
around the half-mile post until the rum
ners pass; and if he fears the Platte
will win the highest priced of boons,
he'll laugh and whistle up few old re-
assuring tunes, and toss big fat bum
blebee in Taft's back pantaloons.
And then there will be doings on this
none too stable earth, and every Demo
crat will get his campaign dollars worth
the Hisgens, Debs and all of that in
consequential fry, will duck into the
weeds and watch the big event 60 BY !;
and the Taft men, looking on the while
the, fireworks pope and sig, will hold on
tightly and inquire, (which cloud Of
dust is flis?''. -.
The touch of fall will make the ripe
And falling acorn thud, ...."
And the crawfsh will throw up his tail
And burrow in the mud;
The dread mosquito will depart
From this terrestrial scene,
But he'll die, as well becomes the brave
With his face against the screen. ..
And then the fall-enlivened colt will
frolic. on the hill, and the railroads will
return the folks they found too tough
to HlI; the fat and idle plutocrat viii
close his summer place, and the candi-
date will mount the stump and run off
at the face. ..r ....-....
After the 23d, September will be un-
der the influence Of Libra, the seventh
sign Of the zodiac The sign Of Libra
represents pair of scales held in the
claws of scorpion. It is of Chaldean
origin and is. supposed to mean that
about the 23d is where the ice man gets
stung himself. .2-..
People born under Libra are incapa-
bic Of pretense; the women never kill
women they hate, and the men play a
wretched game of poker. Libra people
also have no ear for music, and gem
orally play some particularly loud in
strurfient in the village band.
The swallow will desert the cave
And start the movement south,
And the farmer prime himself to spit
Through early autumln's drouth;
The punkins will grow long and gaunt
With dragging on the vine, 4
And when the time shall come for old
John D. to get in line % "a
And pay his months installment on
That thirty million fine, II
Well hear horse laugh that will give
Us shivers down the spine.
The moon will be full on the 10th,
and the American feet will make the
Society Islands about the 18th. 1t is
expected that it will remain there perm
anently, society having become its long
suit. -
With the advent of autumn, vice
whiskers viii begin to blend
with natures general color scheme, and
both Mr.. Sherman and Mr.. Kern vii
run little stronger on the tails of their
tickets.
And then October will return,
That gladstone time and rare
When the purnpkin-pie viii answer
Here"
Upon the bill-of-fare.
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