Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-11-06

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Philadelphia Public Ledger.
"How was the table at your summer
resortr splendid! Never had such
canned goods In .ay life !'-Life
What caused that awkward break
In the conversational "Some one
dropped the subject, "--Argonaut
Gushing Young Woman Ito baronet
at garden party)-0h, Sir James, l
nea.' you have an acetylene plant, and
| First Yisitor--What a singular chin
the old boy has? Second Visitor, Sim
gular! | should call 1t plural.--The
| Taller.
Bobby-Pa, what's press censor?
Pale is man who knows more
Ethan he thinks other. people should.
Judge.
/ Said She--It Is said that married
men are drawer than single men. Said
He--Yes; they have to be.--Chicago
News.
so your son is now soldier, hey,
Uncle Ben?' ayes, sab; he's done jIned
! de malicious corpse. sar."--Baltimore
American
I'VE lost wheel" How did you
get home2' Zone of the girls let MS
take her Merry Widow hat."-Boston
| Traveller.
"Bliggins enjoys telling people some
thing dlsagreeable" YES. He would
make an ideal weather prophet"
Washington Star.
you know the poet says a man must
be either the hammer or the anvil"
Lots Of fellows know are more like
the bellows Boston Transcript.
Maud But do you believe IN vac
cination2 Bessie Rather. 1t kept my
sister from. playing the piano for near
ly a week,-Philadelph Inquirer.
Mrs, Newed--Instead of giving me
pin money my husband puts it in the
savings bank for me. Mrs. oldwed--
Sort of safety pin money, as it were.
Jack-The fortune teller said would
marry a blonde. Bele-Did she say
how soon? Jack--In six months
Belle (coyly)--I can easily be blonde
by thar time, Jack.-Sketch.
D'Aubist-Do you think my battle
picture expresses, as | have meant It
to, all the poignant horrors of WARP
Krlttiek-Oh, yes, it's the awfullest
thing,I ever Cleveland Leader.
Politician Congratulate me. my
dear, I've won the nomination. His
Wife Tin surprise Honestly? POLL
tician Now what In thunder did you
want 10 bring up that point for?--The
Globe.
Are You related to the bride or
groom electY asked the busy usher at
the wedding, mo" "Then what In
terest have you in the ceremony" I'm
the defeated candidate. christian
Register. 80"
+ Oyerheated Policeman (to medical
gentleman who has been called to
bathing accident) Sorry you've had
the trouble OF coming for nothing, sir.
We tried artificial preparation on the
poor fellow, aud he's al, right now
| Punch. ~
The Prosperous Person--There is no
occasion for you TO envy me, my man.
i have Just as many troubles as you
have. The Impecunious One--I dare
| say you have, but the difficulty with me
Is that | amt got nothing else.--Lon-
| don Mall.
Trotter-When young Bifkins left
college a few years ago, be declared he
was going to forge his way to the front.
Did he make good? Homer--As a
| forger, yes. He's now occupying
front row cell In the penitentiary.--
Chicago Daily News.
You want to marry my daughter,
Ell? May l ask what chance you have
for getting on In the w0rldI' 81 have
an automobile, yacht and an airship."
Wen, you seem to have every means
for getting on. She's yours. my boy
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
George, was terribly shocked to-
day TO hear our little Jimmie tell Baby
Augusta to go to biazes. Where do you
suppose he could possibly have learned
to use such dreadful expression%
How the blazes should known
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
rs that you, Frank?' asked Mrs.
Tippins in nervous voice as she
heard some one moving about in the
next room In the darkness. at is"
replied Mr.. Tippins. You gave me such
a shock. thought at first there was
u man In the house. Exchange.
Il tell you what" said the old maid.
"Tbey make love much faster than they
used to do In my day" Yes" replied
the sweet young thing. I'm your day
1t was a rented horse and buggy now
it's mortgaged forty horsepower mile
q minute touring car."-Detroit Free
Press.
Good gracious man - exclaimed AS
cum. What sort of a suit is that?"