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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07

You can Consult Or. Woke with Confidence
L.. For many years he has made regular visit
to this community and has established perman
emit practice.
z. Ee limits his practice to Chronic Dis
eases and has spent his life in the study ant
treatment OF same.
,, BY making regular visits to variou
parts OF Ohio he sees and becomes familiar wit
large number Of rare and difhcut cases.
q. 6y seeing his patients once month b
:an treat much greater number OF people thai
would be possible II he saw his patients daily
weekly.
s, His practice consists OF difficult cases
| fuly nine-tenths .of whom have failed to secur
satisfactory results elsewhere.
| 9. At least three e.fourths OF his patients ar
| sent to him by former patrons.
say 4 so. y ne '"'"N' ne ''"n0' ''"'A' you nc WI
Q. He will spare no effort or expense o.
his part to cure you.
o. His Charges are fair and reasonable.
10. Consultation and examination are FIRE
and confidential.
| Address all communications to
| L. =. WOKE, N. D.
! 37s West Sixth Ave. Columbus, ohle
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07
Mirror Want Column.
HELP WANTED

WANTBD-Manager for branch Of
flee we wish TO locate here. Ad-
dress, with reference, The Morris
Wholesale House, Cincinnati, Ohio.
7-lS-lmo
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07

The scarsity of Holsters
We readily understand;
They all have gone to the seashore
To stare at the girls on the sand.
Newark IN. J.) News.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07
TwINKLes.

whene'er | buy suit OF clothes
The mirror makes me very sad.
cannot, howsoe'er pose
Look like the picture in the ad.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07

A stylish old dame in odessa
Won fame as an elegant dressa,
Till creditor folk
Got word she was brolk
And called in their lawyers to pressa
Newark IN. J) News
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07

The scarslty of Holsters
We readily understand;
They all have gone to the seashore
To stare at the girls on the sand.
Newark IN. J.) News.
A stylish old dame in odessa
Won fame as an elegant dressa,
TIL creditor folk
Got word she was brolk
And called in their lawyers to pressa.
Newark IN. J.) News.
Don't weep at your Tuck" for we all
must confess
Our luck is whatever we make It.
And. really, there's no man who meets
with success
He must chase 1t II he'd overtake 1t.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Mary had motor car,
Propelled by gasoline,
And everywhere that Mary went
She rode In the machine.
The motor struck stone one day,
And from It's course detected
Doctor says that Mary is
As well as he expected.
'Tis no, the man who occupies
The place OF prominence
who feels the JOY Of living
In most emphatic sense.
The man up in the grand stand seat
or fun oft finds dearth,
But the fellows in the bleachers
Always get their moneys worth.
Washington Star.
THAT'S THE TROUBLE
All things may come
To those who walt,
But when they do
They're out Of date.
Answers.
IF.
II the devil would scorch
think and feel
He could do II all right
In an automobile.
Chicago Chronicle.
A LIMERICK FOR TODAY
A dashlng young lady named Mosure
Most always maintained her composure
But she slipped on a peel,
Gave a short little squeal
And the rest was an awful exposure
- Milwaukee Sentinel.
| IMPOSSIBLE IDEALS.
Each nation and each neighborhood
Would ring with sweet Utoplan glet
II everybody were as good
As he wants othe: folks to be.
Washington Star.
TRUE.
II is easy enough to giggle
When man has gathered a bun,
But the man who's worth while
Is the one who can smile
The morning after his fun.
Chicago Chronicle.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07
IMPOSSIBLE IDEALS.

IMPOSSIBLE IDEALS.
Each nation and each neighborhood
Would ring with sweet Utopian glee
II everybody were as good
As he wants othe: folks to be.
Washington Star.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07
A LIMERICK FOR TODAY

n I1INIEININN TVIN IVDNI
A dashlng young lady named Mosure
Most always maintained her composure
But she slipped on a peel,
Gave short little squeal
And the rest was an awful exposure.
- Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07

DDS of home treatment Unnecessary opera
lions and expensive hospital treatment not ad
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07

An opportunity
exchange your
ad in these colu
a house for rent
main idle when
columns will fin
If you are not sati
present quarters W.
when an ad in thes
just what you desl|
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07

TRUE.
II is easy enough to giggle
When man has gathered a bun,
But the man who's worth while
ls the one who can smile
The morning after his fun.
Chicago Chronicle.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07

Don't weep at your Tuck" for we all
must confess
Our luck is whatever we make II.
And. really, there's no man who meets
with success
He must chase 1t II he'd overtake 1t.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07
PRACTICE LIMITED
DISEASES OF THE EYE
DISEASES OF WOMEN

Many affections OF the eye successfully treatec
oy harmless methods OF home treatment. Glass
es fitted and furnished
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07

to buy, sell, or
property by an
mns. If you have
why let it re-
IAN ad in these
d you a tenant.
SIZED with your
by continue in them
e columns will find
re.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-07
DISEASES OF MEN
TEN REASONS WHY

Special attention given to all diseases pseul
10 men, especially those suffering from ov
work and other excesses
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
chanalna He coIors.

Every Sunday young Dootblack IN
New York attended n mission school.
This school, through It's well meaning
teachers, decided to have Chrlstmas
tree. The gifts for the pupils were
provided for them by the teachers aud
some patrons of the school.
Jimmy, the bootblack, was there
Christmas eve, but was much disap-
pointed when his present proved TO be
/ copy of Browning's poems. he fold.
ed it carefully In the paper In which
he received 1t and took II home.
The next Sunday the superintendent
of the mission school announced that
any child who was disappointed with
his or her gift could exchange 1t.
Jimmy marched boldly to the front
with his.
what have you there. JimmyT'
Browning, SIR"
"And what do you want in ez.
change?"
"BlnckIng, sir"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
Anp,e Water.

Apple water is a refreshing drink
for an invalid. 1t can be made with
either baked or raw apples, the for
mer to be preferred when time is
short, especially if the apples are
baked and in readiness. They should
be sour and when cold should be
immersed in boiling water to cover
them. Let them stand until cool.
then strain 'and sweeten to taste.
For the liquor made from raw APP
Piles three or four juicy sour apples
of fine flavor should be pared and
sliced. Pour over them two cupfuls
of boiling water and let them stand
three hours. Strain, sweeten and add
small piece of ice. A pleasant
flavor is added if the rind of lem
on is mixed With the slices of apple.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
"out OF ordor.n

The familiar cry of "Order, Or
derp was once ruled "out of or
der" by Mr.. Speaker Peel. On April
16, 1885, Arthur O'Connor was
speaking on motion relating to
the postoffice, and as members gen
orally were not paying attention to
his remarks his colleague, Il. NJ.
Healy, endeavored to recall the
wandering thoughts of the house
by persistent cries of "Order, or
'oThe honorable and learned men,
Der should not be 80 demonstrative
in his remarks" said the speaker.
Gam I to understand that it is
out of order to cry 'OrderP in this
house?" asked Mr.. Healy.
"The tone and the way in which
the honorable member expresses
himself are out of ORDER" answered
the speaker.
ON that case" said Mr.. Healy,
but the speaker pulled him up
sharply with the reproof: "The hon
orable member is not in order in add
dressing the chair in that way. If
the honorable member continues, 1
shall have to take notice Of his in
terruption."
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
We. Thls a Troined Mad boa =

Not lcug ago telephone call was
received at the Flora avenue police
station requesting that an officer be
sent to house to Kill dog supposed.
ly mad. When the officer arrived HI
met a negro.
"rhere's dog under them steps. an
he's shore mad" tie negro said excit-
eddy.
The officer fred one shot without hit
ting the dog. The animal started to
run away.
"Gimme that gun quick. I'll kill
him." the negro shouted.
Saying which lie reached for the Of
Rcer's revolver and got It He then
pursued the dog, aiming the revolver
at 1t as 1t ran yelping down the street.
The policeman waited. expecting the
negro to shoot ut any moment The
negro and dog-and the revolver-went
round n corner ana never came back.
The officer has bought another revoly.
er. He says lie thinks the dog was
traineL.- Kansas City Star.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
Paris Has No waoh pay.

Paris sends all her washing out
In the country-that is, the benton
Parisian. The city laundries that do
up the linen of the foreigners from
England, Asia and America wash by
machine and dry by steam heat un-
der the pavement or near the sewer
arteries. 1t is against the law to
hang out wash. If a tenant put a
pocket handkerchief or towel IN
the window to dry the concierge
would have fit, and if he couldn't
persuade her to remove the nuisance
the gendarme would. Large and
small concerns send delivery wagons
about for work, which is expressed
to the country and returned in a
week OF ten days. The work is ex-
quisite and prices are reasonable,
but the strain on the garments is
treble the wear.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
Inches of Time.

Beware of losing or wasting inches
of time. They are the little foxes
that run away with many days. So
much can be done in them and with
them, often the very things for
which we sigh hopelessly. Fill them,
every one. Keep something handy
something that fits the interval.
Remember a famous lawbook was
written because lord chancellor
chose not to be idle throughout the
fifteen minutes his wife made him
wait each day for dinner. Recall,
too, all the men, noble and eminent,
who have climbed to the heights by
saving inches of time. All of us
cannot hope to become likewise en-
inent, but we can reasonably and
easily make ourselves happy with
things wrought in the fragmcntary
moments which we might unthrift-
lily leave Observation-Disclosures.
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Compeneation.

When Wilson Hobart married
Hetty Lewis there were many pco-
pie who predicted domestic troubles,
even tragedies, but they were mis-
taken. The Hobarts were to all
appearances an unusually happy
couple.
ri reckon Hetty must have learn
ed to keep her temper better than
she used to" remarked one person
to whom this state of affairs was in
explicable. "You don't look a bit
older than the day you were mar
ried, Wilson,"
ri don't know as she has," said
Mr.. Hobart, with his slow smile. 81
tell her guess she's got enough on
hand to last her. She needn't save
any to accommodate me. And I can
tell you" he added, with enthusi-
asm, "it would take more than any
temper ever saw to sour Hetty's
bread or her cream pie" -Youth's
Companion.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
TOMS Promise.

"Tom, you ask me to be your
wife-to give you my heart, my all.
Think well of what you say and tell
me if you will grant me one small
favor"
Anything you ask, my love-"
"Then promise me that you viii
never smoke another cigar as long
as you live"
81 promise, dear"
"And doesn't it cost you a pangr'
"Not a pang. I'd rather smoke 4
lipe any day."-London Taller.
DsWitts CarboIized Witch Ha.
eel Sslve penetrates the pores
thoroughly oleanses-and is heal.
ing and soothing. Good for piles
Sold by all druggists,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
FLORAL sUpERsrlfloNs.
Country eollsfs About the Mlnts.
Flowors and Luck.

Country BoItofO Aboue Sho mimic.
FlowOrS and Luck.
There is nothing which grows
around which there is more super
stition woven than the homely
mints. Not only is mint the crown
ing enticement of julep and a
thing which makes sedate tabbies
gambol and roll like six-nonth-old
kittens; but, according to tradition,
the different minis have supernatu-
raj properties, and there are good
and bad mints. Pennyroyal, aside
from its qualification as flea dis
courager, is said to make quarrel
some husband and wife stop bicker-
ing if it is given to them by some
friend. Catnip, on the other hand,
when chewed creates quarrelsome-
ness and is said to make even mild
and gentle people fierce. If catnip
is held in the hand until heated and
then put into the hand of another,
it will, so goes the superstition, SO
control that person that he or she
cannot leave you so long as the cat
nip is retained in the hand.
Spearmint will prevent illness
so long as it is worn about the wrist.
If spearmint is mixed with salt and
applied to the bite of mad dog,
the wound will heal, it is said. In the
olden days the children used to put
bit of spearmint in the cots on
Christmas day, believing that at the
exact time when the Saviour was
born the mint would blossom.
The superstitions which cluster
around flowers are as many as there
are different flowers. 1t is consid-
cred unlucky to gather flowers out
of season, as before and after tho
season they are said to belong to
the fairies. The first wild flowers
which are gathered by a young wom-
an in the spring should spell tho
initials of her future husband, if
the superstition holds true.
Here is schedule of supersti-
tions about finding the first flower
of the season:
If found on Monday, good luck
all the year.
If found on Tuesday, large un-
dertakinge, which will DO success
full.
If found on Wednesday, a we'd
ding in the family.
If found on Thursday, hard work
With little profit.
If found on Friday, unexpected
wealth.
If found on Saturday, misfor-
tunes.
If found on Sunday, best luck of
all.-New York Tribune.
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wfsohoo etllI eoIleved IN.

Neglected by the powers, witches
ceased to De so notorious, but the be-
lief continued to exist, and does exist
now, In rural parts OF Scotland and
England, and In England and France
even In the towns, fortune tellers,
whether they charge "A guinea or a
shilling for their advice, are witches
under the terms of the old statutes
md flourish abunduntly, but as they
are not burned they are supposed by
superficial observers to have been ex-
terminated by school boards and cleo.
trio lighting. The blacker sort of witch
who "overlooks" and casts spells on
man and beast may be found In many
rural regions north and south. One OF
them was brought before squire and
justice of the peace of my acquaint-
ance as a dangerous nuisance. lie
said to her solemnly, "You know, Bet
ty, the Bible says Thou shalt not suf-
fer witch to live in the parish"
And she migrated, under certain condi-
tons OF compensation, to another par
Ish.-London Post.
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Passed Examination Success
fully.

James Donahue, New Britain,
Conn, writes: II tried several kid
ney remedies, and was treated by
our best physicians for diabetes.
bfit did not improve until 1 took
Foley's Kidney Cure. After the
second rottIe 1 showed improve.
ment, and five bottles Cured me
completely. l have since passed a
rigid examination for life insur.
anoe" Foley's Kidney Cure cures
back eohe and all forms of kidney
and bladder trouble. For sale by
all druggists.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
A FREQ Agent.

Although the old gentleman with
q red face and choleric temper had
opened the car window five times
with much vigor, no had found it
closed every time he walked from
his doze.
BE felt perfectly sure that the
person to blame was the man be-
hind him, who gave vent to stifed
groan each time the window was
opened. at last the choleric gentle
IMAM turned in his seat.
"Sir;" he said Indignantly, "you
are evidently one of those persons
who cannot bear fresh air, but may
I ask you who controls this window,
The person beside it or the one be-
hind it?"
Elf you could stay awake few
minutes" responded his neighbor,
nyou'd soon discover that nobody
can control that window, sir-not
byen the brakeman or the conduct
RF.-ExchaprA
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
Too coatIX.

When Stephen Mascot, SO well
known years ago as "Jeems Pipes"
was the editor of the Marysville
(Cal.) Herald, Mr.. Hittell, the we'll
known California pioneer and au-
thor, engaged him in argument on
religion, which Mr.. Hittell attack
ed, finally winding up by saying,
"See here, Massett, you ought to
get my book on Evidences Against
Christianity That will convince
you"
So the next time he entered a book
store he asked for it. The clerk
showed him the work in two vol
umes. GLOW much is it?" said
Mascot.
"Three dollars" replied the clerk
"WhatW exclaimed Massett
'0Three dollars! Take it back, sir
take it back. prefer to remain a
christian"
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Jan. Is, 'cs.4v

You can't be we'll if you have a
weak, unhealthy, tired out stom-
ache. Neither can you feel good if
by some little irregularity in eat,
ing you have caused the stomach
to get out of order. These little
stomaoh troubles are signs of indt-
Restion, which may and very often
does turn into very bad Case of
dyspepsia. Don't allow this to go
on single day without doing
something to overcome it, Take
some good reliable and safe diges.
tant like Kodol, For Dyspepsia,
Kodol is the best remedy known
today forlheart burn, belohing and
all troubles srising from disorded
digestion. 1t is pleasant to take
and affords relief promptly. Sold
By ell druggists.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
A Few PaIlndromoo.

The palindromist sends us the
following list of words, clipped from
some paper, which may be spelled
forward or backward: Anna, bah,
bib, bob, bub, civic, dad, deed, del
fed, did, ecce, eve, eve, eye, cog,
gig, gag, level, madam, noon, otto,
pap, peep, pip, pop, pup, redder, re-
fer, repaper, reviver, rotstor, sees,
sexes, shahs, tat, tit, toot. This
leads us to ask, "What is the matter
with Hannah2" Her name is also
Palindromical. DR.. Moxom's fam
lily name is equally capable of being
spelled backward. But can we not
add to the above list2 Adams al
legged remark to Eve; MADAM, Pm
ADAM" and Napoleon's cable was I
ere 1 saw Elba" should be barred on
account of age.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22

Millions of bottles of Foley't
Honey :and Tar have been sold
without any person ever having ex.
perienoed any other than benefioi-
al results from its use for coughs,
ooulds and lung trouble. This is
because the genuine Foley's Hon
ey and Tar in the yellow package
contains no opiates or other harm
full drugs. Guard your health by
refusing any but the genuine FoI
sale by all druRgists
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
attn wonderina.

Worn out by long series of APP
palling French exercises, wherein
the blunders were as the sands of
the sea, hapless high school mis-
tress declared her intention of writ
ing to Florcnce's mother.
Florence looked her teacher in
the face. "SIa will be awfully an
gry," quoth she.
81 am afraid she will, but it is my
duty to write to her, Florence"
81 don't know" said Florence
doubtfully. "You see, mother al
ways does my French for me-"
The teacher is wondering wheth-
er she will write.-London Express.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
A Provident Plant.

There is q plant found in the
Mexican desert of Sonora which is
stated to surpass the camel in its
ability to husband its supply of
moisture. This is known as the
quarequi, relative of the pumpkin,
and it inhabits locality in which
practically all the rain falls within
period of six weeks. The base of
the stem of the plant is formed by
a hard, woody structure, which is
really nothing more than vegeta-
BILE reservoir designed to hoard up
the scanty moisture received with
the greed of a miser, exercising all
a miser's thrift in doing out the
precious fluid to its own advantage
In time of need.
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Order Of Publication.
STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA,
COUNTY OF MASON, SS:
WYATT x CleayenRer
Epta B. Cieavenger,


Wyatt x. Cleayenger.
Esta B. o Ss;
At Rules held in the Clerks once OF the
ianaaSy 8. iSos, the followinnsi order was
obtain q divorce from III bonds OF matrimo-
ny from the said defendants,
in tRSs y the Said Es1s b. usas
enger. is q NONRESIDENT of the state of
fendant do appear here Within one Imonth
after the. first publication hereof and do
what la necessary TO protect her interests IN
WV a Copy. s Teste-A. Il. BoaaEss, Clerk
" 'n TaH sTA TGH Of = wEsT VIRGINIA
To the Sheriff of Mason County, Greeting:
"a b. CieavenseTF, oI If she Re bel fossd in yonI
SH before The Judge Of
Ruies 10 BE- held S in 9 the ciegEs Once said
her in our said Court by Wyatt x, Cieaven.
within one month thereaiter, the Court viii
ssn
oyena ar A. Il bboggess Clerk s OF 9Sr sal s
day OF Jan. 1908, and in the 18th year OF III >
Teste: A. L. BoGGEss. Clerk
NOTICE TOTAKE DISPOSITIONS.
To Esta b. Cleayenger; You are hereby
BE- 1872 tas sd dSH Of Of
4 l iss town Jaw s q Point Fieassn Mn
coed to take the depOsitlons OF myself and
others, to be read In evidence in my be-
halfin q certain suit in chancery now pend
ing in the Circuit Court of Mason County. in
III from any cause the taking o; said depo-
or II commenced shall not be completed on
the day aforesaid. the same shall be contin-
ued from day to day, or from time to time,
at the same place and between the same
hours, until the same shall have been COM
Dl0lRd.
tend II you SO desire.
BY Counsel.
w. r.. Gum, Sol.
Jan CIV.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-01-22
4 CHINESE CONCERT.
it Had at Least the Virtue of Not Be-
coming Tiresome.

coming TiresoHe.
An amusing story is related by
Maurice Barring in his book, ga
Year In Russia" CA Chinaman
came from a house in tumbledown
village at which midday halt was
made. His child was ill, and he
sought doctor. To save the bother
of explanation Mr.. Barring, who had
been picked out by reason of his
red correspondence badge on his
arm, said he was doctor and went
to the house, where lay a brown and
naked infant. SI made him put out
his tongue. 1t was white. asked
what he had been eating lately. The
Chinaman said raw Indian corn. i
prescribed cessation of diet and
complete repose.
"The Chinaman appeared to me to
be much satisfied and asked me il /
would like to hear a concert. / said
very much. Then he babe me sit
down on the khan-the natural
divan of every Chinese house-and
to look ('smotri, smotri,' he said).
Presently another Chinaman came
into the room, and, taking from the
wall large and twisted clarion like
the wreathed horn old Triton blew,
he blew on it one desfening blast
and hung it up on the wall again.
There was a short pause. / waited
in expectation, and the Chinaman
turned to me and said, The concert
is now over
"When we had finished luncheon
and just as we were about to re-
sumo our journey the Chinaman in
whose house 1 had been entertained
rushed up to me. In your country
said he, when you go to concert
do you not pay for itT The con-
cert" adds Mr.. Barring, "was paid
for.O