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Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16
lFrom Wednesdays Daily

John Mcclure. G. A. R. man of
Monte Vista. came in last night and
is spending the day here.
Miss Mary Akers came up iasr nisl,t
from Pennington. and returned home
this morning. Shopping trip.
Miss f. r. Greason of the Fort Lewis
Indian school came In from Denver
last night and went to Fort Lewis To-
day.
Miss Ida McEwen left this morn.
ing for Pennington to visit her broth.
er. DR.. o. c. McEwen, for a week or
two.
Superintendent G. D. Wolfinger of
the r. G. s. came In on last night &
Southern, returning to Ridgway this
morning.
Senator J. ]. Harris OF Dolores re-
turned from Denver last evening
where he took in the convention. He
went home this morning.
Sheriff Clark went ou this morn
ing to Pueblo with John Siebel who
was adjudged insane yesterday after
noon in the county court.
-
Mrs. E. e. Monroe came down from
Silverton last evening and left on
today's Southern for Telluride where
she will locate permanently.
L. G. Eakins, assistant general man.
ager of the American Smelling and
Refining company. came in last night
on visit to the local smelter.
f. c. Krauser, travelling auditor of
freight department, and j. F. Frazier
of the express stayed over night in
town and went to Pueblo this morning
Miss Stella Landis of Denver was
a last evenings arrival. She came to
meet her father at Hesperus. Miss
Lands will probably be the guest of
the Southern for about a week.
mrs. Jonn Puetz came IN last even
Ing from Hesperus and left on today's
eastern for Pagosa Springs. Her son.
EMIL Is afflicted with rheumatism
and Mrs. Puetz will try the effect of
the baths on that disease. She ex-
poets to remain about six weeks.
Miss ida Hood and sister, Mrs. Avis
McQuillan. arrived last evening from
harrington where Mrs. McQuillan has
'een visiting her relatives for some
weeks. She left on the Southern this
morning for her home In Idaho. Miss
Hood returned to Pennington TODAY. II
Mrs. w. Latham and Mrs. F. AL
'yrne came In last evening from Pa.
osa Springs. They went on to Farm.
ngton today where Mrs. Latham,s ,
aushter, Mrs. Pearl Brown. is 10. Q
ated. Mrs. Byrne expects to remain [
'r about month, while Mrs. Latham n
lay decide to stay permanently. Il
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. A. wolcott came 81
from Boulder last evening. Mr.
'oicott is an eastern man, Interested = =
mines. He u making the rounds ON :
: vay from Tie eopvsntioa. He lset I,
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16
JUST EXACTLY RIGHT.

Il have used DR.. Kings New Life
Pills for several years. and find flhem
just exactly right" says Mr.. A. A. Eel
ton Of Harrisville. N. Y. New Life
Pills relieve without the least discom-
fort. Best remedy for constipation,
biliousness and malaria. Csc at all
drug stores.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Denver papers are patting them
solves on the back for the superiority
q THAR respective editions during
eoovent1on week. The Herald VIII
ndd that al the papers gave vivid de-
sof1pt1on OF the proceedings and H.
iustraticns were fine. Denver papers
nfo 70 b congratulated upon their en-.
terpr1se, showing the eastern press
What the west can do.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Delay in commencing treatment for
slight irregularity that could have
been cured quickly by Foleys Kidney
Remedy may result In a serious kid
ney disease. Foley's Kidney Remedy
buildings up the worn out tissues and
strengthens these organs. Commence
taking 1t today. G. E. Tiffany. Jr.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Some Of the magazines are asking
Why TaftT Foolish questions de-
mAnd foolish answers. He's big enough
70 nll the presidential chair after the
measure OF the Good Book. pressed
DOWN and running over"
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

When It was rumored that "Prin.
cess Alice" didn't bring her "glad
rags" TO Denver with her, the women
we're all disappointed. She managed,
however, TO appear In an entirely new
r1g q each OF the sessions of the con.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

The amount Of coal produced in
Colorado was 1900. 900 short tons. val.
usd at $l5.000.000. Exports declare
that there ts more coal In Routt coun-
y. Colorado. than In the entire state
OF Pennsylvania.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16
BEST THE WORLD AFFORDS.

ut gives me unbounded pleasure to
recommend Bucklen's Arnica Salve."
says J. w. Jenkins of Chapel Hill. N.
C. II am convinced It's the best salye
the world affords. 1t cured felon
on my thumb, and 1t never fails to
heal every sore. burn or wound to
which 1t is applied. Csc at all drug
stores.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Here in Colorado there will be oc.
easional shouting for Bryan but 1t wiz
bs mostly confined to the west and
tnen when the votes are counted there
VII be four more years of Republican,
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

And now some of the eastern papers
are saying that the Ask Me" badges
worn by Denverites for the benefit OF
the strangers. were carried because oi
NE dry climate and perpetual thirst
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

The function of the kidneys is to
strain out the impurities Of the blood
which is constantly passing through
them. Foley's Kidney Remedy makes
the kidneys healthy. They will strain
out all waste matter from tue blood.
Take Foley's Kidney Remedy and it
will make you well. G. E. Tiffany. Jr.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Colorado must not go over to De-
mocracy. Let our people stand with
the great Industrial states OF the east
-for Republican principles. 1t will
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Switzerland has forbidden the sale
OF hats that are more than eighteen
inches In diameter. What a paradise
Tor modern Adams! No merry widows.
How do they get along?
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Mrs. A. C. Hyppenmeyer and grand
have been visiting Mrs. John Real for
few days. returned to their home in
Pennington today.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Foley's Orino Laxative. the new lax
ative. stimulates, but does not irritate.
1t is the best laxative. Guarant eed
or your money back. G. E. Tiffany. Jr.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Mrs. Merrill Dowd and Mrs. A. NJ.
Reed. both of Silverton, came down
from Trimble today where they have
been visiting for week. They will
return to Silverton this evening.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

]. C. vandenberge of this city and
Ii. Austin Of Mancos came down from
the Neglected last evening and went
to Hesperus today to inspect some
mining property.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

$. M. Mcconnell Of Dolores. who
has been attending the Denver con-
vention. arriving last evening, went
home today.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

The Herald is for a sane and logi-
eal discussion Of campaign issues.
Thers II no need Of abuse and wild
EanttngB.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

And to think Bryan's defense of
Hearst was all In vain.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Mrs. o. F. Boyle. who has been at
bayfield, the past ten days, has gone
to the summer home on the Vallecito.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Henry Hull of Liberty, N. M. was
another New Mexican returning from
the convention Saturday. Went home
Sunday.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Mr.. and Mrs. w. N. Kight, who
have been taking In the sights OF this
part of Colorado for few weeks, re-
turned to their home in Pennington
this morning.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

DIR. H. A. Lingenfelter. who has
been visiting his friend. DR.. J. w.
Lackey. for several days. returned
to his home in New York City this
morning.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

The report about Charlie Conroy'f
being married isn't true. There's still
hope!
Clarnce Ritter, who owns the old
forsyth place ON the Florida was In
town today on school business.
DR.. and Mrs. S. W. Morrison, who
nave been In town for a day or two,
returned to their home at Ignacio To-
day.
w. P. Vale came down from Trim
Bile this morning. Mrs. Vale and
friend, Miss White, are spending a
few days there.
Sam Wilton OF Silverton spent yes
terday In town and left on today's
eastern for New York. to select his
stock Of fall goods.
q. w. Houser, o saw mill man at
Sunetha, near Pagosa Springs. spent
yesterday in town on business. He
returned to Pagosa today.
Mrs. Walter Campbell and daughter,
VINO has been visiting her father.
Charles Naegelin, returned to her
nome In Alamosa today.
Gr. and Mrs.. George Thompson LETT
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Miss Bernie Koehler came down
from Silverton this morning in con-
nection with the Gold King receiver
ship application.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

for Antonito today for a trip through
New Mexico, thence to his home in
New York. Mr.. Wolcott is friend
of Rev. Hays Of this city.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16
(From Tuesdays pailyA

The report about Charlie Conroy'a
being married isn't true. There's still
hopeI
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

(From Mondays Daily.)
B. N. Freeman returned Saturday
evening from Denver.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Clarnce Ritter, who owns the old
forsyth place on the Florida was In
town today on school business.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

DR.. and Mrs. Folsom and family
came In from Bayfield, this forenoon.
The doctor brought In load in his
auto yesterday. going out this morning
for his family.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

M. N. Lilley, who has been touring
the Montezuma valley in search of
land, returned from Dolores Saturday.
he left for Alamosa Sunday where
he has ranch, near town.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Misses Fern Williams and Gussie
Misch are Rico visitors who are guests
OF the Southern for few days. Miss
Williams is the daughter Of Agent
Williams of the R. G. s.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

MI. and Mrs. W. T. Kirkpatrick were
returning passengers last evening and
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Messrs. Judge Clements, g. w. Pin
grey and Fred Joy are home from
the Denver convention. And Fred
came alone-disconsolate
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

DR.. M. d. Gibbs OF Pennington was
returning passenger Saturday from
the big convention. He continued to
Pennington Sunday.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Most Of those attending the camp
meeting at Bayfield, have returned
They report having spent most prof.
liable ten days listening to the pro
pounding of the Scriptures.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. N. Raymond and
family are home from Bayfield,. Mr.
Raymond reports the rains Of the past
Few days knocked out fishing and there
VIII be little doing In this line until
July showers subside. EARLY In the
week some fine catches of two to Ave
Founders were made.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Mrs. w. T. Wales. Mrs. Hood, the
Misses Pickerings, Miss Kavanaugh,
Mrs. Beatty and daughters and others
attending the camp meeting at Bay
field, returned this morning.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

The party of Texans, capitalists.
looking up land, J. M. Warren, r. ].
June. N. C. Yeats and Sam Yeats,
returned from the Pennington country
Saturday and went to Alamosa Sun
day.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Dick Hendricks was among the re-
turning Denver visitors Sunday even
Ing. He didn't seem to be a bit
ashamed of 1t, for he wore a Bryan
button as big as saucer. He re-
turned to Cedar Hill today.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Nj. and Mrs., George Thompson let,
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Mrs. AL Kuebler, her mother. Mrs.
Gates. and brother. Ed Hubbard. left
this morning for Denver.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

mr. and Mrs. chas. A. wolcott came
IN from Boulder last evening. Mr.
"o'cott is an eastern man. interested
y MINES. He u making the rounds ON
~ Way from Tie oouvsntiou. He Iaet
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

John Mcclure. G. A. r. man of
Monte Vista, came in last night and
is spending the day here.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

Mrs. Harper left on the eastern
sunday morning for Denver, where she
VII! visit friends for few weeks. She
Will then go on to st. Louis to spend
several weeks with her son, James.
MIS-. Harper expects to return about
September /.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

M. D. Hill, who was connected with
BILLY" Rudersdorf about two years
ago. now located in San Francisco.
Is In town. Mr.. Hill expects to re.
main about week. His daughter is
q nurse at the Ochsner hospital,
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

]. w. Brown of Hesperus, was in
the city during the morning hours.
He reports a refreshing rain the other
day which was welcomed by the ranch
men.
Semi-weekly herald., 1908-07-16

today for the sheep camp Ut Molas
lakes near Silverton. Mrs. Thompson
expects to remain all summer.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14
90 SLOW IN JUDGING OTHERS.
Habit Of Criticism Not Valuable One
to Cultivate.

Do not drift into the critical habit
Have an opinion, and sensible one,
about everything, but when you come
to Judge people remember that you
see very little of what they really are,
unless you winter and summer with
them. Find the kindly, loyable nature
of a man who knows little Of books.
Look for the beautiful self-sacrifice
made daily by some woman who
knows nothing about pictures, and
teach yourself day in and day out to
look for the best in everything It is
the everyday joys and sorrows that go
to make up life.
It is not the one great sorrow, nor
the one intense joy, it is the accumula.
ton OF the little ones that constitute
living. so do not be critical for the M.
tie faults. and do be quick TO find the
little virtues and TO praise them
So much that is good in people dies
for want of announcement Their
hearts are not open books. and as you
must judge yourself some day. give
them the kiudest iudgmen. now
Exchange.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14
HONEST NAME IN ANY TONGUE.
Various Renderlngs Of the Good Old
Appellation, "John Smith"

John Smith--plain John Smiths
not very high sounding; It does not
suggest aristocracy; It is not the name
Of any hero In die-away novels; and
yet It Is good, strong and honest.
Transferred TO other languages, It
seems to climb the ladder OF respecta-
bility. Thus, in Latin, It is Johannes
Smithus; the Italian smooths II Oh
into Giovanni Smith; the SpaniArds
render It Juan Smithus; the Dutch
man adopts 1t as Hans Schmidt; the
French fiatten It out into Jean smeet.
and the Russian sneezes and barks
Jonloff Smithtowsh When John
Smith gets into the tea trade in Can
ton he becomes Joyan Shimmit II he
chambers above Mount Hecla the Ice
landers say he is Jaime Smithson; II
he trades among the Tuscaroras he
becomes Ton Ga Smlttia; in Poland
be Is known as Ivan Schmittiweish;
should he wander among the Welsh
mountains they talk Of Jihon Schmidt;
when he goes TO Mexico he IS hooked
as Joutil FSmitu. sc OF classic turn he
fingers among Greek ruins he turns
20 Ion Smikton and in Turkey he is
utterly disguised as Voc Sect
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14
LEFT ORIGINAL HAUL BEHIND.
Chicken Thief Was Unfortunate on
His Second Attempt.

81 haven't any heroic ideas about
burglars, said the man, telling Of the
purest piece of sheer good luck that
ever happened to him, and one night
when | heard a commoton in my
chicken yard / made up my mind l
wouldn't kill a man or get killed my
self for the sake of a few dollars
worth of poultry. So opened back
window. yelled: Who's there? fired
two shots at the stars with my re-
volyer and went back to bed.
In the morning when l went out
to investigate ] found a sack contain
ing six live hens. / counted my flock
and found l had eighteen, The right
number beside those in the sack The
thief had made a haul somewhere else
first and wasn't satisfied with it, When
l frightened him he left his booty be
hind
81 sent word to the police, and
every effort was made to find the own
er of the fowls without success. They
probably belonged to some one who
had so many that he didn't miss them
So there was nothing to do but to
keep them. My friends say l am as
bad as the old skinnint who was Wis.
tied by burglar When the police
rescued the crook he had lost every.
thing he had but his trousers and
shoes"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14
STOMACH MISERY.
You Live in Dread Of Eating Some
thing to Bring on Indigestion

You can eat anything your stomach
Graves without fear of a case of In
digestion Of Dyspepsia, or that your
food will ferment or sour on your
stomach if you will take Diapepsin af-
ter eating
Your meals will taste good and any
thing you eat will be digested moth
ing can ferment or turn into acid or
poison or stomach gas, which causes
Belching, Dizziness, a feeling of full
ness after eating, Nausea, Indigestion
like a lump of lead in stomach) Bill
iousness, Heartburn, Water Brash,
Pain in the stomach or other symp-
toms.
Headaches from the stomach are
absolutely unknown where this eftec-
tive remedy is used Diapepsin really
does all the work of a healthy stOm-
ach 1t digests your meals when your
stomach can't. Each triangule viii di
gest all the food you can eat and leave
nothing TO ferment or sour.
Get a large 80 cent case of Papes
Diapepsin from your druggist and
start taking today and by tomorrow
YOU will actually brag about your
healthy, strong stomach for YOU then
can eat anything you want without
the slightest discomfort or misery,
and every particle Of impurlty and gas
that is in your stomach and intes-
tines is going to be carried away with
out the use Of laXatiyes or any other
assistance.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14
Oldest Dated Decoration.

Probably the oldest dated decoration
in the world has recently been
brought to light by the discovery Of
the Itinerary temple Of King Sahura.
who lived $500 b c. II lies between
the pyramids OF Glseh and Saggarah.
and has been unearthed by Dr. Bor-
charts. director Of the German lnsu.
tute OF Archaeology az Cairo Sculp-
turcd has reliefs illustrate Pharaoh
conversing with the gods. conquering
the Lybians and receiving an embas-
sy BESIDES this there are hunting and
fishing scenes. and most interesting
of all fleet Of ships OF the period
London Globe
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14

There Us more adventure tn the life
of The working man who descends as
a common soldier into the battle of
life chan in that of the millionaire who
sits apart u au office like Won M0Itke.
and only directs the maueuyers by tel
egraph Give ME TO hear about the
career of him who is iu the thick ot
business; TO whom one change OF mar.
kst means am empty stomach and
TO another a copious and savory meal.
This is not the philosophical but the
human side OF economies. IL interests
Ike "a story; and the life OF all who
are thus situated pariakes in a small
way OF the charm OF Robinson Crusoe;
for every step is critical. and human
life is presented to you naked and
yerging to its lowest terms Steven.
son.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14

In western China European travellers
recently found a simple method Of
settling disputes One OF them writes:
while We called the midday halt at
Ta.cha.de. We asked the villagers con
earning some new graves which we
noticed in a field close by They an.
swered Our head man and two 9th
ers were killed three months ago in a
feud with village higher up the
hills Is Il settled MOVE Yes Did
you report the matter to Laowo? No.
What would have been the use? We
just settled the matter ourselves.
How oh, We killed eight Of the 9th
or party"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14
REVEALED BY GUESSING GAME.
His Lordship Found Out What the
Servants Thought Of Him.

A certain peer, an important figure
in the upper chamber by reason Of
very long and very bushy beard, had
dismissed his valet for the night.
Shortly afterward, however, he was
much annoyed TO hear peals of laugh
ter from below, and called back the
man to explain.
The valet answered that it was just
a little joke but his lordship would
have none Of it, and demanded details,
angrily.
Well admitted the man with re-
luctance, 1T was really a little game
we were having, my lord"
What kind Of a game?"
"Well, my lord kind Of guessing
game"
Don't be a fool, Walters; l rang for
you in order to get an explanation
What guessing game were you play
ing? Guessing what?"
We blindfoded the cook, TO tell you
the truth, my lord, and then one Of us
kissed her and she had to guess who It
was. The footman held the mop up
and she kissed it, and then cried out!
o. your lordship; how dare you?' -
Dundee Advertiser.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14
Sheen Beasts Of Burden.

In the northern part OF India sheep
are put 20 a use unthought Of in Flu.
ropean or American countries They
are made 20 serve as beasts Of bur
den. because they are more surefoot-
ed than larger beasts, and the noun
tain paths along the foothills Of the
Himalayas are steep and dificult The
load for each sheep is from is to 20
pounds The sheep are driven from
the village 10 village. with the wool
sun growing. and in each town the
farmer shears as much wool as he can
sell there and loads the sheep with
the grain which he receives In ak
change After his flock has been
sheared he turns Il homeward, each
sheep having on It's back small bag
containing the purchased grain.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14
Friends Of splrrows.

Rider Haeeard classes sparrows
with rats as yermiu and recon.
meuds o campaign against them How
ever parrows have mad plenty OF
friends 10 past ages. Catuuus' poem
about hIs Lesbias pet sparrow is one
OF the prctuest things in Latin liter
allure and in @ passage Of Plauus
sparrow" dove" and hare" occur
together as terms OF eudearment
Pepys 700. writes OF q pet sparrow:
TO dinner with my father and sister
and family mighty pleasant an of US;
and. among other things with a spar
row that our Mercer hath brought mp
now for three weeks which is so tame
that Il flies mp and down and upon the
table. and eats and pecks, and does
everything so pleasantly that We are
nightly pleased with o."
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14

Eternal fitness.

Women are wonders said man
al The quick lunch counter a friend
OF mine sent me an invitation TO the
funeral services over her pet Angora
cat that died in a ht Now. had
never been invited 10 a cat funeral
before. and had no more idea than
a rabbit what WAS expected of me. I
was in rush. and stopped in at an
Italian florists and told him to fix
up a suitable design for me. He sent
up a cat. life size. made OF white i'm
mortelles, with a huge purple bow
dangling from the end OF its tail The
maid says my friend regarded Il as a
deadly insult TO her feelings, and !
wasn't even handed a rain check when
/ called
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-11-14
LEGISLATIVE HEARINGS
Education, Judiciary and Elections
Committees Hold Sessions.

Committees Hold Sessions.
Montpelier Nov. 1.-THE commit
tees on education and on appropria-
lions held a hearing in the supreme
court room Thursday evening on the
question OF establishing a state indus
trial and normal training school
p. X. Leayenworth of Castleton ad-
dressed the committees on the gen
eral need of a good normal school for
training. G. S. Smith of Morrisyille
a member OF the state grange com
mittee; f. h. Davis of Pomfret, secre-
tary Of the state dairymen's associa-
ton; ex-Goy f. d. Proctor of Proc
tor; Principal w. A. Beebe of Morris
Vile. of the State Teachers associa
ton, and II. j Stannard of Barton
spoke IN favor of the establishment Of
the institution. The two latter speak
ers stated that the 90 members of
the state teachers association an favor
ed an appropriation for the institute
ion
There was also a hearing by the
judiciary committees of the house and
the Senate I'm the Senate chamber. r..
ID. Cook of Newport states attorney
for Orleans county favored the idea
, of district courts. especially Zoo the
matter of charging the jurisdiction 0i
courts such as ,he municipal, courts of
Newport
John a. Soufcr of Montpelier OPP.
posed the bin iu every particular uo
/ had 300 respect he declared for %
/ court Du wheels" and Do rH. er.f.u.