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Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
The Real Article
From success Magazine.

ooSNSS0 hdSdLIIlt.
Just why DR.. Wiley, the govern
lent pure food expert. should have
cared to take chances with restaurant
food Is not known. Not long ago he
walked into a Washington cafe and took
a seat. He evidently knew just what
he wanted, for, waving aside the bill
of fare the bowling waiter preferred, he
said:
Bring me a chicken pie-one of those
little individual pies"
A few minute later it was set be-
fore HIM, brown and hot, and with a
smile OF anticipation he broke the crust,
to find. just beneath, a three-inch
feather.
Take this away!" he commanded.
What does it mean, anyway; tell me
that? 2"
The waiter was evidently n mar of
resource, for he Immediately leaned
yer and said in a confidential voice:
why. Ahll tell you, sab. It's des
way. Yo' know dat DIR. Wiley been
raisin' such q howl bout food not bein'
what hit was claimed ter be, de cook
den puts one chicken fedder in each one
of dem pies to show ter folks dat days
recebin' de genwine article. sah!"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
4 Texas shooting Wonder.

The Worlds Records for wing shoot
ing with a rife were smashed TO fin
ders' in San Antonio, Texas, recently
by Adolph T%opperwein, a native Of the
Lone Star State. He shot for ten con-
secutive days at 9 IA inch wooden
blocks thrown in the air at a distance
OF 20 feet from him, missing only 4 out
of the first 10000 and but o out Of
1880. During his shooting he made
runs of 14,540. 1880, 1892 and 1929
hits without missing. In doing this
wonderful shooting he used only two
% caliber rifes-Winchester repeat
ers. His ammunition was Of the
smokeless powder variety made by the
Winchester people and famed for its
accuracy and cleanliness.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can
not reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh
is a blood or constitutional disease, and in
order to cure IL you must take internal rem
edies. Halls Cntarrh Cure Is taken inter.
nally, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure Is not
a quack medicine. 1t was prescribed by one
Of the best physicians In this country for
years and is a regular prescription. Ii Is
composed of the best tonics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers. acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect com
bination of the two ingredients Is what pro-
1uces such wonderful results In curing Ca.
arrh. Send for testimonials free.
+. J. CHENEY 4 CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. price 75c.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
AWFUL EFFECT OF ECZEMA.
Covered with yellow Sores-Grew
Worse - Parents Discouraged
Cuficura Drove sores Away.

covered with yellow Sores-brew
Worse - Parent ed
Cuticura Drove sores Away.
Our little girl, one year and a half
old. was taken with eczema or that
was what the doctor called it. We took
her to three doctors, but by this time
she was nothing but 4 yellow, green
ish sore. One morning we discovered
a little yellow pimple on one Of her
eyes. Doctor No. 3 said that we uad
better take her to some eve specialist,
since ii was an ulcer. So W. went to
Oswego to doctor No. 4. and he said the
eyesight was one. We were nearly
discouraged, but | thought we would
try the Cuticura Treatment, so l pur-
chased a set of Cuticura Remedies,
which cost me 81, and in three DAYS
I'll daughter, who had been sick about
eight months, showed great improve
ment, and IN one week all sores had
disappeared. OF course it could not
restore the e~yesight, but If we had
used Cuticura in time | am confident
that it would have saved the eye. Mrs.
Frank Abbott. II. L. ID. No. 8. Fulton,
OSWego Co. y. Y, Aug. II. 1906"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
He Knew Thaw Would Wait.
From the New York World.

FROM the new NOrk NOriu.
Harry Is. Thaw, awaiting trial for the
second time for the killing Of Stanford
White, is a stickler for punctuality. A
few days ago he asked his lawyer. Martin
W. Littleton, 10 come and see him at II
a. m. the next day, 1t was 1870 when
Littleton arrived.
Mr.. Littleton,' said Thaw, apparently
greatly excited. Il requested that you call
to see me at II. 1t is now 11:30. Why are
you half an hour late?"
Mr.. Littleton eyed his client for a mo-
ment or two and then calmly replied:
Il knew | could always find you in"
Thaw made no reply.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
An Apt Quotation.

tells of an old darky whom he once en-
countered in a railroad station at
Charleston. and when the congressman,
expecting to remain in town but "A few
minutes, desired TO take a note TO a
friend in the city.
Are you sure you know where the
house is?" anXiously inquired Mr.. VIII
liams, Il want my friend TO get the
note at once
We'll, sab answered the egro, with
a roll OF his eyes. Il on'y wisht / had
as many dollahs as / knows wher dat
house is, sahi''
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
Knox's Joke.

one day last spring Senator KncX
walking through a corridor of the
capitol, when he vas joined by d for
mer member of the. Senate, Mr.. Chand-
Ter. of New Hampshire.
As the I'VE drew near the entrance to
the chamber, Mr.. M motioned to his
companion TO pass in first.
After you said Mr.. Chandler, with
a polite bow. drawing back.
Not at ALL" protested Knox; 1.-The
KS always go before the Y's, YOU
know"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
The Handy Doctor in Y our
Vest Pocket

TITS a thin. round-cornered little
Enamel Box
When carried In your vast pocket
Il II means Health-insurance.
II contains Six Candy Tablets OF pleasant
taste, almost as pleasant as Chocolate.
Each tablet is a working dose OF Cas-,
carets, which acts like Exercise on the
Bowels and Liver.
II will not purge. sicken. nor upset The
stomach.
Because II is not a "Bile-drivcr," like
Salts, Sodium, Calomel. Jslap, SIENNA. nor
Aperient Waters.
Neither Is 1t like Castor Oil. Clyccrne,
or other Oily Laxatiyes that simply Intricate
the lntestines for transit Of the food stopped
up in them at that particular lime.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
From Tit-Bit.

After being conducted through an old
church by the verger, a visitor was so
pleased with the officers courtesy and
information hal he insisted on Civ
his head sadly. Thank you, sir" he
said, but it's quite against the rules"
Il am sorry for that" said the visitor.
about to return the half crown 10 his
pocket.
But" added the yerger. IF | were
to find a coin lying on the floor, il
would not be against the rules for me
to pick II up"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
Getting Back Into Order.


From lle EAtlaN2t,
Mr.. Johnson, whom Indiana sends to
congress-, is famed for his cleverness in
debate. Recently he called an Illinois
congressman an ass. This was I'M
parliamentary and had to be with
drawn.
Mr.. Johnson said: Il withdraw the
language. Mr.. Speaker, but / insist that
the gentleman from Illinois is Of
order How am | out OF ORDER"
yelled his victim.
Probably a veterinary surgeon could
tell you" retorted Johnson.
This was admissible on the records.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
A Dentists Child.

From the Philadelphia Bulletin.
DR.. Frank G. Bostwick, official den
fist to the Sultan of Morocco, has been
spending his vacation in Plainfield, n.
J., and at a recent dinner, he said
aPropos of a bad child:
1T is wise to punish children, but not
c~orporally."
got out a birch rod to punish his little
son with one day.
The boy, looking at the rod. said,
pitcously:
Papa, would you mind giving me
gas firSt?'"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
what Is IL -,
For Kidney Troubles and Rheuma-
tfSm.

Sufferers from rheumatism, kidney
and bladder troubles are promised
speedy relief and cure by use of the
~well-known medical preparation called
swamp Root" SO confident Of its
efficacy are its p%roprietors that by men
tioning the name of this paper and
writing to DR.. Kilmer 4 Co, Bling
hamton. n. u, a sample bottle OF the
remedy will be sent free by mail to any
part Of the United States. In order to
get this free sample. be sure to men,
ton the name Of this paper.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

When the South Manchuria railway
was operated by the Russians it re-
ceived a subsidy from st. Petersburg
of 10, 000, 600 rubles yearly to make ends
meet Now, in Japanese hands. it is
earning 30 per cent over operating eX-
DenSeS.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

vigor and cheerful
ness o o disappear
when the kidneys are
out of order or dis
eased.
Kidney trouble has
o SO prevalent
it is not uncom-
mon for a child to be
born afflicted with
weak kidneys. If HI
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
Not Guilty.

Captain-Rushline, / understand you
were seen going into the library yes
terday. / hope o haven't broken
training and gone in for study.
Player-That's all right. Cap. / went
in to look up some dope on Napo-
Icons battles. | thought they might
give me some ideas on football STRAIT
ppV
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

You will admit that many a million
aires heart is in the right place"
Hadn't thought of the matter" an
swered Mr.. Dustin StaX. There is so
much anxiety 10 get money invested in
the right place that the location of a
mans heart does not seem to be a ma
ter Of much consequence"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
To Be Settled PRIVATELY.
From Yonkers Statesman.

FTOn 1Onkers Statesman.
Judge, will you do me "A great ia
vor?" asked the lady who was about
To be put upon the stand as a wit
ness.
Certainly miss; what is it?"
will YOU please ask me my age
before / take the OATH"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
.Japan's mining production

Japan's mining production last year,
according to returns published by the
Japanese department Of agriculture
and commerce, amounted to $50, 1870. S84.
In 1896 the corresponding value was
So. 900. 900. The value of Japan's mining
output is trebling every decade.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

neys. | was tired
every morning and
my limbs stiff and
sore. Dizzy spells
and headaches were
frequent, and the kid
ney secretions much
disordered. This con
tinued for fifteen
years and until | be-
2 q using Doan's
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

Despite constant heavy rains Preston,
England, is threatened with a water
famine, a species of fine moss having
found it's way into the water mains and
blocked the supplies. Whole neighbor-
hoods are affected.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

Besides owning Kiymore n Kimbal-
ton castles, in Great Britain, Eugene
Zimmerman is trying to get Tanderagee
castle and Brampton house, the last of
his Soninlaw's estates.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
HOPEFUL.

From the Catholic Standard and Times.
Well demanded the stern visaged
woman at the back door, what do you
want?'
why replied the tramp, II seen you
advertised table board in dis mornin's
papers
'Wen?"
'Well, 1 fought mebbe yer wuz givin'
out some samples
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
Something New Under the sun.

4 lady in Illinois sent us 12c a year
ago for our remarkable collection Of vege-
table and flower seeds and sold $3T.1G
worth therefrom, or made 314 per cent.
That's new.
Just send this notice with 12c and re-
ccive the most original seed and plant
20 IN Log nrhlirhnd md
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

The average daily amount of meat
consumed by each individual in New
York city is &c cents worth. which is a
falling off of about half a cent in five
Nearg.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

- q ST. Ytus' Dascs snd all Nervous Diseases
y Permanently Cured by DR.. klinss Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for Free se uiAl bottle and treatise.
DR.. IL. Ii. KLINE, Id, 9l Arch Street. PhilsdslphiA, Pa
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

Magistrate Alexander Bartlett. OF
Windsor, Ontario, is IS, but still serves
as police justice. In 1908 he wiz have
been 40 years on the bench.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
From the Washington Star.

Wis. wtnslows SOOTHING rTKUp ror Cnildrea
teething; softons the gums. reduces Inflammation, al.
Ays pain cures wind co.'s" - cent y bottle
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
Only one ..BRoMo oUINISEo

That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Iook
for the signature OF T.. W. GROVE. Used the
World over to Cure "A Colo In One day. 25c.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
INV MoRI AEHoUzN4N.

Walnut Hills, Cincinnati, Ohio, writes
For several years | have been troubled
with a peculiar spasmodic affection nj
the throat. 1t would seize me suddenly
and for a few minutes | would be un
able to speak audibly, and my breath
would be greatly interfered with.
would be obliged to gasp for breath.
Il finally concluded that it was some
catarrhal affection which probably ex-
cited the spasm. 1t interfered with my
vocation as a preacher, attacking me
occasionally in the pulpit.
Il had heard SO much about Peruna
as a catarrh remedy that | determined
to try it. After taking two bottles, my
trouble has diSapDeared. | feel sure
that Peruna has greatly benefited me.'
Rev. =. f. ~Swanstrom. Swedish
baptist Pastor, Box 22S, Grantsburg,
Wis, writes that from the use of
Peruna he is perfectly well, entirely
cured of chronic diarrhea and catarrh.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

We Sell Guns and Traps Cheap,
buy furs and hides, or tan them for robes
and rugs. y. w. Hide & Fur Co,
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

AOIdi .---....... . . 4. . l.Ou
Above is sufficient seed to grow 30 bu.
Of rarest vegetables and thousands of
brilliant flowers. and all is mailed 10 you
POSTPAID FOR nc.
or if you send lGc. we will add a pack
age of Berliner Earliest Caulifower.
John A.. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis. G.. y. l..
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

Kidney Pills. Then | improved steadi-
ly until cured, and naturally, l recon-
mend them strongly"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents q box.
Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo. n. Y.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
WORK WEAKENs THE KIDNEYS.

The Experience of MIR. Woods Is the
Experience of Thousands of Others.
Bernard L. Woods, of Jackson street.
Homecoming, Md, says: Hard work
and heavy lifting weakened my kid
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

This woman says that sick
women should not fail to try
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound az she did.
Mrs. A. Gregory, of 1856 Lawrence
St, Denver, Col, writes to Mrs.
Pinkham:
Il was practically an invalid for six
years, on recount of female troubles.
/ underwent an operation by the
doctors advice, but in a few months /
was worse than before. A friend adj
vised Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and it restored me TO perfect
health, such as ! have not enjoyed in
many years. Any woman suffering as
/ did with backache, bearing-down
pains, and periodic pains, should not fail
to use Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

child urinatestoo often, II the urine scalds
the flesh, or ii, when the child reaches an
age when it should be able to control the
passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wet-
ting, dependupon it, the cause of the diff
Guilty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to a diseased condition of
the kidneys and bladder and lot to a
habit as most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made miscr-
able with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Swamp-Root is o realized. 1t i is sold
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
FACTS FOR SICK M

For thirty years Lydia K. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
andhas positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, Inflammation, ulcera,
ton, fbroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, f1atulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness or nervous p~rostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

From the 81. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Jenkins has bought a fiat of his
own."
Where did he get the money!"
Fl saved the expense of moving for
ten years by owning his own moving
van
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

The chief cause Of Constipation and
Indigestion Is a weakness OF the Muscles
that contract the lntestines and Bowels.
Cascarets are practically TO the Bowel
Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath,
are to the Athletic Muscles.
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to
contract, expand, and squeeze the Diges-
tive Juices out Of food eaten.
They don't help the Bowels and Liver in
such a way as to make them lean upon
similar assistance for the future.
This is why, with Cascarets. III, dose
may be lessened each succeeding tim,
instead Of increased. as it must be with a.
other Cathartics and Laxatives.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
Cascarets act Ike exercise

II carried in your vest pocket, Tor carried
In My Lady's Pursc,) and eaten Just when
you suspect you need one. you will never
knowa sick day from the ordinary Ills Of life.
Because these Ills begin in the Bowels.
and pave the way for all other diseases.
Vest Pocket" box 10 cents. ~
Be sure you get the genuine. made only
by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never
sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCC."
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
Women as Well as Men Are Made
Miserable by Kidney and
Bladder Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind,
d~iscourages and lessons ambition; beauty.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

$50 week and expenses TO men with rig TO
introduce poultry compound. Write quick
Is, Grant Co, Dept. -. Springfield. Ill.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
Perura in Tablet Form.

For two years DR.. Hartman and his
assistants have necessarily labored to
create Peruna in tablet form. and their
strenuous labors have just been crowned
with success. People who object to
liquid medicines can now secure Peruna
Tablets, which represent the medicinal
ingredients Of Peruna. Each tablet is
equivalent to one average dose of
peruna.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24

by druggists, in fifty
cent and one-dollar
size bottles, You MAJ
have a sample bottle
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-01-24
Home Of ~swa,np-Roc&

pamphlet telling all about Swamp-Root
including many of the thousands of testi-
monial letters received from sufferers
cured. III writing DIR. Kilmer & Co.,
B~inghamton, n. ", be sure and mention
this paper. Don't make any mistake,
but remember the name, Swamp-Root,
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the adj
dress, B~inghamton, n. ", on every
bottle.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-02-05
FOR SALE OR TRADE

Several improved farms in Marshall
and Roseau counties, Mimi, to tri de
for city property: good 100 acres in
Polk county, Mimi, to trade for city
property; improved farm 100 acres in
Pipestone county Mimi, to trade for
general merchandise.
The best improved 100 acre stock
farm in Iowa, good Groom house, two
barns, two hog houses, two hen
houses cook house, cob and coal house.
scale house, No. l scales. cribs and
granaries. tool house, good we'll and
windmill 25-acre hog tight fence, good
stallion barn with lot attached. Plenty
of fruit, two groves, numbe-1 of ever
green's. There is anything liere you
will find on a first class stock farm.
This place must be seen to be appre
ciated All good rich land miles from
railroad town. Close to school and
church This farm will be sold at a
great sacrifice. Here is a bargain. For
particulars write to
w. 3. HERMANN,
Room 10 Woodbury. Building,
MAF:SHALITOWN, IOWA.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-02-05
Brides Wrap of Bronze.

Miss Elsie. eldest daughter Of Gen
eral William P. Palmer. founder OF
Colorado Springs. was married at
o'clock the other evening to Leopold
Hamilton Myers Of Cambridge. Eng
land, says a Colorado Springs specia
dispatch to the New York Times Tho
wedding took place at Glen Eyrie. til,
suburban home of the Planners, in thc
presence Of guests from New York and
London. The bride wore neither vel
nor Jewels but her troUsseau include
a long brown wrap with huge bronze
buckles Topped round with .esrds sup
porting 1000 tiny bronze animals CT 81
:!escri' -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-02-05
-
RHEu f1x

Rheumatism caused acid in the blood brought
about by the accumulation which the natural
bodily failed
fements blood
and distributed to all the body and Rheumatism oung
and inflammation other dgreeab1e gets
OF The aches and relieved and naam-
lnmnt other simple home remedy but the disease be
cured while the blood saturated with the irritating
acid The blood
trouble helpless stage S. purely vegebe
remedy Rheumatism thoroughly the blood of
particle the poison making pure
filters from the circulation
Of the and S. S. has the blood Rheumatism
thoroughly
advice free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GA.