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Albuquerque citizen., 1908-06-26

HONEST AGENTS-3o days credit.
New circular ready. Soaps selling
better than ever. Write. Parker
Chemical CO., Chicago.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
R 0OSEvELT GRIP
HURTS DISCUS
!HROWER
MARTIN J. SHERIDAN. CHAMPION
ATHLETE, AND THE PRESl-
DENT SWAP STRENUOUS
GREETINGS AT WHITE HOUSE.

WASHINGTON. April ls.--Presi-
dent Roosevelt was gloomily reading
the reports on his effort to secure
four new battleshlps. which had been
thwarted with a measley grant OF
two. He was cloudy and burrows
stood out like lines OF corduroy upon
his brow.
The secretary enters. MIR. Presi-
dent" he said, Martin j. Sheridan.
the worlds champion athlete wishes
to see you"
Show him In at once the presi-
dent remarked briskly.
Sheridan. the famous all-round man
OF the Irish American Athletic club
of New York, was ushered in. He
stood bashfully in the center OF the
room while Mr. Roosevelt peered at
him a moment through his glasses.
Then the apostle of strenuousness
advanced, grasped Sheridan's mighty
risht hand with both OF his and said.
I'm awfully glad TO meet you" and
he pumped Martins discus-throwing
limb up and down half dozen times
with the yigor that the chief execu.
tive uses when he wants to be en-
DHallc.
I'm mighty glad you let CO. said
Sheridan, as he soothed his crushed
and somewhat numbed member. 1T
seems to me that there Is the making
OF a worlds champion right here in
the White House"
Tickles the Chief.
Ho. no, ha-that's good that's
mighty good" said the president
Evidently you know like athletics
Then there was an informal talk.
Sheridan told how the amateur ath-
letes of the United States expected
to sweep all before them at the Olym-
pic games in London next July. II
wish you could come over with us,
Mr. President said Sheridan.
II wish | could" sighed the presl.
dent
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
A TREAcHERoUS TROUBLE

cures. IL is a simple compound OF
pure roots and herbs that have a
direct action on the kidneys. Il was
the secret 76 years ago, OF an /osd
Quaker lady. II was given TO the
public by James Doan, a druggist. md
is now known and recommended the
whole world over
Home cures prove the value OF
Doan's Kidney Pills to our readers.
DETROIT PROOF.
Mrs. catherine Carpenter, M Wa
bash ST., Detroit, Mich, says:
For years kidney trouble had
me In its grasp and suffered intense
ly from pains in my back. Al night
was unable TO sleep well on this ac-
count and arose in the morning tired
and worn out The too frequent action
OF the kidney secretions also annoyed
me. A friend told me about Doans
Kidney pills and being impressed
with the good words said In their IA
vor. ! procured a box at Gray a. Wor-
cester's drug store. | had taken them
but a short time when | noticed de
cided change for the better In my
condition. Thus encouraged l con-
tinued taking them and was cured. |
am convinced that they are the best
kidney remedy In the market today"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
He STEALS $4,000
To CORNER
L|MbURGER
CASHIER LED TO BELIEVE THERE
WAS AFoRTUNE IN iT-piscov.
Erred, He TRIES TO KILL HIM.
SELF.

MADISON. Wis, April IS.-It was
his attempt TO corner the limburger
cheese market that led Edwin G..
Story. cashier OF the Citizens Ma
tional bank. of BeIleville. near here.
10 cmbeGzle $4,000 OF the banks
funds. The cashier was led to be
-iieve tnat there arr millions In linn
burger: Belleville is the central mar
ket 10 the state for that brand OF
cheese.
The temptation to speculate was too
strong for Story; he nibbled at the
bait. first borrowed" the banks
money five years ago, lost II, and has
kept on borrowing until the State
bank officials smelled rat. then dis
covered his thefts.
When accused OF the embezzle-
ment Story took poison and Is crit
ically Ill. His salary was only $500
year; HIS household expenses were
more than that sum. He Is married
and has one daughter. a graduate Of
the Chicago Art institute.
The banks directors have made
good Story's defalcation and the in
stitution win resume business The
directors are informed. IL Is said. that
Storys agents in Milwaukee, where
great quantities OF limburger are con-
sumed, deceived him and sold far un-
der the price he fixed.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
Do You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down what.
ever food or medicine may be offered you ?
Or, do you want TO know something OF the
composition and. character OF that which
you take into your stomach whether as
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
nowadays insist on knowing what thew
employ whether as food or as medicine.
DIR. Pierce believes they have . perfect
right to insist uponsuch knowledge. So be
publishes, ~Asoadcasf and on each bottle
wrapper. what bIrmedieinss are made Of
and vexifesi sdhder-sat@ This be feSla
he can WY &fIorQ 70 do hecauae the more
the lnRrcdients Qf Which hLs medieines
are made are atudled and OndeI5t6od T6y
S 8 1 W! ISsI. 'sRs.!sI ssss!lsS s!.sss
For the cure Of woman's peculiar weak.
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giving rise to frequent heada aches. back
ache. dragglng-down pain or distress In
lower abdominal or pelvic region, accom-
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pelvic. catarrhal drain and kindred symp-
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Prescription r. q most efficient remedy.
1t Is equally effective In curing painful
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mothers ana In preparing the syatem OF
the expectsnt mother for baby's coming,
thus rendering childbirth safe and com
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tonic TO the general system and 70 the
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IL ia also soothing and fnvigoratine
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nervous prostratlon, neuralgia, hysteria,
spasms, chores or Sc. Vituss dance, and
other distressing nervous symptoms 1T
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases OF the distinctly feminine orgsns.
A host OF medical authorities Of All the
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each Of the several ingredients OF which
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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18

The headaches and dizzy feelings
fhat trouble 80 many persons, are
often but symptoms OF kidney com
plant.
Kidney diseases are very treacher-
Gus. They come on silently. gain
ground rapidly. and cause thousands
~ deaths that could have been pre-
vented by treatment In the beginning
Nature gives early warnings Of
every disease. II you would but note
and heed them. Backache. twInges or
pain when STOPPING or lifting, head
Aches, faint spells and urinary dis
orders are among the first warnings
OF kidney trouble
IL these signals are unheeded. there
comes steady, dull. heavy aching
tn the back and loins. a noticeable
weakness and loss OF flesh. rheumatic
attacks. weakening OF the sight. ir
regular heart action. languor. attacks
OF gravel irregular passages OF the
kidney secretions. sediment. painful.
ncalding sensation. dropsical bloating,
etc.
But there is no need TO suffer long
Doan's Kidney Pills cure all kidney
troubles This remedy has made
reputation for quick relief and lasting
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18

NEW YORK, April ls.--Complete-
ly broken In spirit and decrying his
wealth. which he says has
brought only curses upon him,
Frank Gould, who Il sepaF-
alter from hiss young AM bead
tiful wife. started for Hot Springs,
Va, last night. while the wife and
their two children are at the Gould
home today. s3s Fifth-ave. In an ex-
traordinary interview, young Mr..
Gould made no secret of the fact that
he rs a most miserable man. He adj
mitted not only that he and his wife
had parted, but that she had begun
suit for legal separation.
Il never realized what curse IL
was to have money" he said, Il sup
pose am being paid back for some
OF the money | have spent. Now II
is a curse
"A fellow can have bully wife,
beautiful children, money and all
that. and still that chap can he cursed
made unhappy. need n change,
aud tncn, too, want To- escape all
this" and he pointed to a heap OF
newspapers at his side.
IF I had been a poor chap | could
have escaped. 1t is another curse OF
money"
I'm Just Dead Beat.'
but I must not talk about this
thing" he added. It's wrong to talk
about women. It's principle. Why, |
am bound hand and foot II stands
In front OF me all the time. / just can
not talk. | need rest. am fatigued,
worn out. beat-just dead beat. You
know how a chap Will get. Work?
No. worry--worry. That is man
greatest punishment
Am TO blame In this matter!
No. no, | am not. And | don't blame
my wife. Why should IT,
when was this action begun" he
was asked.
Last wednesday. My wife and !
both tried hard. but we were driven
What can one do when he Is driv-
en-
MIR. Gould stopped talking and bur
led his face in his hands. Then he
added:
but cannot talk now. feel TINS
thing terribly; but | cannot talk now,
and he cast his cigarette from the
oren window with movement OF I'm
patience.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18

Few. II any. diseases so quickly and
thoroughly exhaust the human
strength and vitality as the grippe
and pneumonia. A few days sickness
0nd then weeks or even months arc
required TO get back the old vigor.
But by means OF Or. A. w. Chase's
Nerve Pills TO sharpen the appetite
and TO supply in condensed and easily
assimilated form the elements which
goNto form rich. red blood you can
hasten recovery and restoration TO a
remarkable degree.
Without such assistance many drag
out a miserable existence OF weak.
ness only to become victims 70 some
dreadful disease
When the blood Is thin aud weak
ard the nervous system exhausted.
no matter from what cause. Dr. A. w.
Cbase's Nerve Pills can be positively
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Dr.. A. w. Chase's Nerve pills so
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w. Chase Medicine Co. Buffalo. N. Y.
To protect you against limitations the
portrait and signature OF A. w. Chase.
M. D.. the famous Receipt Book au-
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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
Around the State
in a Hurry

Pontiac--Whlle learning to skate at
the local roller rink. Mrs. John Flick
fell and broke her leg. The accident
Is the first that has yet occurred at
the rink.
Fiint--Genesee lodge, No. ia, +.
A. M. Will have roll call and re-
union or It's members on May 20. Rep
resentatives OF the Grand lodge and
other distinguished Masons OF Mfchi-
gan will be present and deliver adr
dresses.
Pontiac--Ena and Paul, Ave and
three years old, children OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Glenn Davis. narrowly escaped
drowning in the Clinton river They
were rescued by two men after,being
Ia the water several minutes.
Pontiac--Pontiac's board OF trade
has issued a protest to both the Oak
land and Bell telephone companies
asking them TO reduce the rate be-
tween here and Detroit, recently
raised from 10 TO 10 cents.
sauit Ste. Marie-Octave Payette
and John Staining were arrested and,
lodged In the county jail. charged with
robbing the postoffice at Rudyard.
While hiding in the woods the men
we're captured by a posse led by Post
master n. l.. Field. OF Rudyard.
SaaInaw--City Engineer Roberts
has made report with SPECIFIC esti
mates OF the cost OF going TO Saginaw
bay for pure water supply to the
citizens committee. The lowest cost
OF satisfactory bay system would be
about s5,000.00O. This cost is regard
ed as far beyond the resources OF the
clty.
| Lanslng-Mothers In the Syrian
colony In this city wrap their infants
| iE bundles and carry them on their
backs In much the same manner as
Indian women carry their papooses.
THE practice Is unsanitary." says
Prosecuting Attorney Foster. who has
Preferred the matter TO the health OF.
lcer for investigation.
Lapeer-Happily reunited after a
separation"of 30 years. Mr.. and Mrs.
I Charles ID, Thomas have returned 10
this city and are getting settled again
In tstir old Home In Park-st., where
they began their welded life 43 years
ago and lived together until q cloud
appeared on the horizon OF their do
nestle affairs and led 10 the annul.
ment Of their marriage vows,
Hdrlsn--Fr, Casimir RohowskI who
built the church edIfice. school and
hospital OF 81. Joseph's Catholic par
ish in this city died at Rome. April
4. After leaving Adrian In 1889. hs
had parishes at Detroit. Port Huron
and Bronson. retiring at the latter
Place ten years ago because or poor
health. He then went to Rome 10
spend hts last days. He was born nc
Posen Germany. IN ls4s aud had been
1 10 the priesthood IS years
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
End OF Bismarck Line.

What part will the name OF Bis
marck play In the future Of Germany I.
Admirers OF the Iron Chancellor, and
their name is legion throughout the
empire, are fearful Today the line
has dwindled down to single grand
son, Otto Christian Archibald Won Bis
marck. 10 years old. He Is the only
son of the late Count Herbert Bis
marck, VINO took his fathers over.
throw SO much 10 heart that he refus-
cd to wed a daughter of the empire
and went over into Austria and chose
the beautiful Countess Marguerite
Hoyos, daughter of noble Hungarian
house. for his bride. Three children
survive him. The little Prince Otto
bears little resemblance to his famous
grandsire save in the matter OF iron
will. He has all that. and mind as
well. that Is strikingly we'll develop
ed for one OF his tender years.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
BURNS To DEATH
IN EASTER GOWN
SAD TRAGEDY AT HOME OF GIRL
WHO PREPARES FOR
CHURCH.

NEW YORK. April 1s.--while she
was preparing for an Easter process
sion to take place in the Roman Cath
Ollie church OF St. Vincent De Paul,
the fringe OF the dress OF Mary
Knapp. IL years old. of North Tenth
st., Brooklyn. took FIRE, and the girl
was so badly burned she died today
at the Williamsburg hospital
Mary was sitting at table in the
kitchen with her father and little
brother while her mother was prepar-
ing supper. The dress on which she
had been sewing was completed.
The girls father tore the burning
clothing from her. but she had by
that time inhaled flames and smoke
She was taken 10 the hospital by DR..
barnes
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
Death Was on Hls Heels.

Jesse p. Morris. OF Shippers, Va /,
had close cali In the spring OF 1906.
re says: An attack OF pneumonia
left me so weak and with such a fear.
ful cough that nay friends declared
consumption had me, aDd death was
on my heels. Then | was persuaded
to try DIR. Kings New Discovery. ~
helped me immediately. and after TAX
Ing two and half bottles | was a
well man again. found out that New
Discovery is the best remedy for
coughs and lung disease In FALL tho
world" Sold under guarantee at E.
G. Klnsel Gray a Worcester, Central
Drug Co. drug stores. 80 and 81 Trial
bottle, -,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
COULD ADMITS HE
AND WIFE HAVE
PARTED
IN INTERVIEW MUlTiMlLLioN-
ARE SAYS HE IS SUED FOR 81.
vORcE AND TELLS HOW MIS-.
ERA5LE 1T MAKES HIM.
Curse Of too Much Money
Cry Of an Anguished Soul

II never realized what a curse
IL Was to have money.
A fellow can have bully wife.
beautiful children, money and all
that and still that cnsp can be
cursed--made unhappy. . "
" had been a poor chap !
could have escaped
FRANK J. GOULD.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18

<<< the following dofKhfful dessert.
A cap EnE(i.h Walnpt meats.
81 11< rks. cur rp fine
Toe p1tk9Ne. y Fl.f<-o any flavor
UIs1olr> Tho jKf.<s<o fu pima 81
h>{<fo& Hattr. when cool and just coll.
1u<ncIne 40 thffl<t stir IN tho fke anil
''-'cs,s rhc rsinnts hxs and JlrLis-o
~ n <> bought ~ any good Hroacry.
w H<x 7'<<krs <nonxh dessert for's large
111Il1 and A <er1 ecofofnicAL
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
BURN BRIDGE,
FELL WIRES
CHESTER STRIKE "sYMPATHiz-
Eas' DESTROY PROPERTY AND
ENpANoER LIVES.

CHESTER. Pa, April 1s.--Esrly
this morning strike "sympathizers
burned down bridge over Johnson
creek, connecting the town OF Trainer,
In the outskirts Of Chester. with Mar
Gus Hook. The trolley line crosses
this bridge between Chester 10 Mar
Gus Hook.
No arrests have been made. A con-
siderabIe stretch OF trolley wire in
the vicinity OF the bridge has been
cut down.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
" ARSRIP FLEET
STARTS FOR
SAN PEDRO
ARMADA TO DIVIDE. . SHIPS RE-
NAMING IN HAR5oR-Los AN
.oELEs EAGER TO ENTERTAIN
THE rARs.

SAN DIEGO. Cal. April 1s.--The
Atlantic battleship feet weighed an
Choir at o'clock this morning and
went out through the mist that hung
close over the bay. 1t was just as
we'll that the feet left early, for the
majority or people did not arise TO
bid 1t goodby. Everyone is sorry the
fleet Is gone; everyone is sorry that
the streets are no longer dotted With
bIue-jackets.
San Pedro Is the next stopping
place. There the feet will divide.
four ships remaining in the harbor
or San Pedro and four aech going to
Redondo. Santa Monica and Long
Beach. the little ports deployed fan
like about Los Angeles.
Los Angeles Prepares Welcome.
From all these ports the traction
lines run 10 Los Angeles, like the
spokes OF wagon wheel to the hub
The people OF Los Angeles have pre-
pared great welcome for the fee;
and the officers and crews will have
az good a time IN all probability as
they had at San Diego. The promise
Is made at Los Angeles that they viii
have a far better time.
One great feature OF the fleets triT
up the coast Is the focking OF people
to the shore 10 see the vessels pass
The sight is well worth travelling far
Ia see. In the clear weather, with
their white hulls gIlstening In The
sunlight and the smoke from their
funneIs trailing miles behind. the
shirs form remarkably impressive
picfurk
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
IN SUPREME COURT.

LANSING, Mich. April 1S.-The SUI
preme court heard the following
cases: Hvman VS.. Kirt: Trimble VS.
Morris; Walsh VS.. Colby: Dahlen VS.
Abbott: Aldrich VS.. Scribner: Fish
er VS.. Burroughs Adding Machine
company: Schneider VS. Township OF
Brown: Micari vs.. Monroe Stone com
pany.
Greullng VS.. Cripple Creek Gold
Mining company was armed. no
briefs having been fled by the appel.
liant
All order 10 sho cause was granted
In Tarsney va. Lockwood.
Call OF the docket will be resumed
May 4. Call OF the docket will be re.
sumed May 4. Call for that day is
As. SO. SO. 50. IS. sc. 20, 81. so. Al.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
THOMAS KNOCKS
THE B0INION
REGIME
MAccAsEEs' GREAT LIEUTENANT
COMMANDER SAYS THAT THE
ORDER HAS PAID $4,000 TO
LOSE 5000 MEMBERS.

HASTINGS. Mich. April is Elk
posture OF alleged gratis among the
Maccabees and general, sll-around
knock" for the administration or
Mai. Ms. Boyton. was dealt out by
&C. II. Thomas. the great lieutenant
commander OF the order, who replied
TO the alleged charges OF the major
that the executive committee had con-
spired TO secure Offices.
In the last six years under the
great commander and his general or
ganizer, Mr. Stevens" said Mr.. Thorn
as, we have started $50 tents out
side OF Michigan. $50 OF these have al
ready given up rhe ghost and 30 more
are practically dead I'm the last two
years we have spent more than $3.50,
900 In field work, and haven't within
1900 members as many as We had
when we started.
Mai Boynton was very displeased
because The committee cut OFF the
compensation OF his half-brother. A A.
Graves The committee felt that
Graves and his partner, Carroll. were
not giving the order the time for
which they were being paid. Mr.
Graves was treasurer of the defunct
Home Protectors fraternity, OF which
Maj. Boynton was president, and gave
that much of his time. He also gave
considerable time TO his duties as
secretary OF Maccabee Protectors as
ISOLATION.
A Remarkable Compromise.
Much money was expended two
years ago because II was thought to
take the biennial session of the great
camp away from Ludington and bring
liz TO Port Huron. Finally a compro-
mise was brought about and the great
camp paid the mileage of delegates
from their homes to Port Huron, hired
"a special train TO take delegates from
Port Huron to Ludington and then
paid mileage from Ludington back 10
the homes OF the delegates again.
Mr.. Graves and Mr.. Carroll adj
mitted that they received a rebate
at that time. Next fall Graves and
Carroll ran more excursions into Port
Huron and gave banquet to a large
number OF officers OF surrounding
tents. They admitted they received
rebates on all excursion tickets sold
into Port Huron that day. The next
month Mr.. Graves came before the
executive committee with a bill for
1856. the cost OF the banquet. Tho
committee declined TO pay. Mr.
Graves thereupon made the statement
that he would lift the scalp OF certain
members on the committee"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18
To Build Up
After Grip

There 10 no restorative treatment
comparable TO Or. A. w chase's
Nerve Pills.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18

Sir David Gin. formerly astronomer
at Cape Town. South Africa. had an
interview with Cetewayo, the great
Zulu chief. The dusky potentate ask
ed him how long II would take to go
TO the sun in Cape wagon. Making
a rapid calculation on his euff. Sir
David told the amazed chief that it
would take 1900 years.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18

NEW YORK. April. is.--Robert NJ.
Mcknight, famous detective VINO
resigned three years ago. and who
made over 5000 arrests In his 20
years OF service 10 dead.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-18

Grand Raplds-A. K. Ewing. who
has been mentioned as a candidate for
prosecutor In John McDcnafd's place.
announced that he would not be I'm
the field. Ewing was formerly probate
register OF this county. and several
years ago representative In the leg.
islature from Hillsdale county. Ear
r. Stewart. John w. Powers. Elvin
swarthout and Benjamin M Corwin
seek the place.