Evening journal., 1908-08-11
Personal and Pertinent

Tho Youngs had unexpectedly dropped in on the
eys just dinner about be served The hostess
considerably disturbed called little daughter Helen
aside and explained that there would not be enough
oysters 10 go around, and added.
"Now you and win just have OF the broth, and
please do not make any about Il at the table"
Little Helen promised TO remember and say nothing
But when the oysters served, Helen discovered a
small oyster In her plate which had accidentally been
ladled with her broth This puzzled the little girl,
she could recall any instructions covering this
contingency After studying few moments she dipped
the oyster with her and holding it high
Mamma, mamma shouldn't Mrs Young have this
oyster too2"-Christian Register.
There was sudden change in the wind and the
pastor OF the Mount Zion Chapel that his
paused his sermon
"Brudder wding" he said raising his voice and walk
ing the old sexton from peaceful slumbers in the
pew Brudder Widins' be kind enough TO close all de
winders de as side oh de church De wind come
dis fold by oarelessness wild outstanding debt dis
chapel, an two families moved out oh town"-Youth's
Companion.
Among the deacons of Presbyterian church in an
Ohio town good old gentleman Familiarity known
as Uncle Thomas" Although too deaf 70 hear, he
always in his accustomed church. and his zeal
IN relisous work was untirng Owing to shortage Of
song DOCKS IN tho Sabbath school, some additional
were ordered by "Unce Thomas" who appraised the
pastor OF their arrival and the latter agreed
nounee the fact from the pulpit on Sunday morning.
The pastor made the promised announcement, among
others, concluding with this
Persons wishing their children baptized will please
present them at the close Of the service"
The good deacon jumped 20 his feet and in the loud
voice peculiar TO the deaf bawled out: Those who
haven't any can get them at my house for so cents
apiecei"
AS Uncle Thomas" and his wife had always been
chidless the startling information almost up the
meeting. and Of merriment swept the congre-
cation that threatened TO shake the from its
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The baseball evangelist the eloquent Billy Sunday,
said during the revival services at Sharon Pa
Keep good company Nothing does the young more
harm than bad society, Only yesterday farmer told
OF Z a ger
who had suspicious and mistrustfu heart as some
old miser crook
This boy sent by charity society to spend week
at the farmers. The set out TO meet him but
late. He him half way to the farm trudr
ing along the white road big burap bag Of luggage on
his little bony shoulder
"The farmer held out his hand for the burap bag
I'll carry IT, son.. he said. It's too heavy for vou'
Go on said the little boy, fercey. Clear out now
or I'll call cop Washington star.
The brides -esoluey dried her eyes on her lace-rim-
med handkerchief
80 my mullins not like mother used to make ."
she said significantly. well tomorrow he shall have
nufnns like r,others"
Now you have hit it," exclaimed the Young husband
enthusiastically These are exactly like nother
used to make when I was little chap. How did you
DO IT, dearest2"
! viii give you the recipe" replied the bride codlv
I used oeomargarine for butter coldstorage eggs nut
alum In the flour and added chalk and water 10 the milk
FOR II you will recall. your mother lived before the
'pure-feod lsws."-Judaa