Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-05-13


56th birthday in rather rapid style fol-
one known as a temperate and conserv-
ative man. He rode across the country
at fifty miles an hour.
An Indiana farmer has been warned
by night riders not to cultivate any
more tobacco If he wants to raise to-
bacco why should they raise rumpus
Some of the photographers over the
country have been pleased to say that
J. P. Elmer was given the general
passenger agency of the Glover Leaf
system because he was a good player
at golf. IT Receiver A. B. Stickney
had anything to say, it's safe bet
that the reason was a sounder one.
Budd Doble, who had the reputation
of making the "horse fly" as the old
conundrum put it, is not the only one
of his family prominent in horsedom.
James Doble, of Winnipeg, is owner Of
a bay colt foaled at Palestine, ILL.,. by
The Broncho. champion pacing mare
2:O0A.
A New York woman claims to have
discovered the secret OF sex. There
have been so many such "discoverers"
that they ought to form society,"
Eggs and butter have long been kept
in cold storage, and an Iowa Falls
man now has apple and cherry trees
preserved by the same method. Next!
Chicago is actually giving an imita-
ton of city enforcing its smoke ord
nance. After it gets the present ordin-
ance in working order 1t ought to go a
step farther and bar smoking on sur
face and al" cars.
Supreme Scribe Charles E. Piper, Of
the Royal League, an insurance order,
is being asked to explain about $17,-
$50 that is missing. Some people
would like to make a pied Piper of
him.
Senator Foraker's tenacity has not
been squelched by his defeat in his
own state. He will again ask the SEN
ate to consider his bill providing for
the re-enlistment of discharged negro
soldiers of the Twenty-fifth regiment.
Most men would wish to shun the lime
light after an overwhelming cold
water dose like that received by For
aker Foraker is a proud man, and
pride goeth before a fall"
Some people never mind what risks
they take. A man, to show his nerve"
stood up in a car speeding down an
inclined railway at st. Louis. He's
dead.
A woman giving the name of Carrie
AIDE is not living up to her name. She
proposes to go to Washington and kill
Roosevelt. Whether Carrie AIDE or
Carrie Arms, the Carries are a bad
lot.
"A bookmaker, to interest the invest
nents of a man whom he wished for
so profitable that an expenditure of
s2S5 on lost CANDLES, realized STATS. |
How quickly the fool and his lucre are
separated.
Cummins has carried the Methodists |
three to one. DR.. u. M. Hibbits, en-
'oute to the Baltimore conference took
! straw vote among the Iowa Metho-
lists on the train with that result
1T is said that much plate glass |
vas shattered by a loud report in Dav-
EXPORT Sunday. Somebody accidentally |
lropped a pin on the pavement, and |
With all the saloons closed there was
such a quiet and stiffness that the con-
.ussion reverberated dith disastrous ef- |
ect.
Major Lacey has jumped into the
and criticizes Cummins for
folding state office. Cummins might
,oint to $72,032.42 collected from banks
Is interest on deposits Of state funds
nce he became governor and start
discussion with the major on state
ssue.
A first grade boy brought perfect
polling papers home for several weeks
nd then suddenly began to miss five
nd six out of ten.
"How's this. SOM" asked the father.
Teachers fault" replied the boy.
%How is it the teachers fault?''
'iShe moved the little boy that sat
ext to me-" - Christian Leader
Traffic over the rural highways Is
lmost at standstill since the rains,
ut a small ad. in the T.-R. will travel
n aggregate of 100000 miles before
and address $4,000 possible
eaders. Such is the distribution OF
in the news press.
Caught in the Act
nd arrested by DR.. Kings New Life
ills, bilious headache quits and liver