The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1908-11-05

railroad track and followed It TO
town.
Ny chum stopped az a freight car
on a side track and began 70 poke
around one OF the oil boxes on a wheel.
and when ! asked him what he vas
going 10 do. he said that TO a hungry
man The cotton waste and the grease
in a hot box Of freight car was just
as good as a shrimp salad. and he be-
gan TO poke the stuff out Of the hot
box 10 eat H. He said the lives Of
tramps were often saved by eating out
Of hot boxes. ! swore that ! would
never eat no hot box banquet. and
pulled him away from the box car just
as a brakeman came along with a
hook and can Of oil and a bucket Of
water TO cool II Of. and we escaped.
I told him We would have a good
supper all right. II he would stick by
me.
We went into the little town and Il
vas getting dark. and all the people
we're out doors looking up into the
sky, and saying: There IL Is, I see IT,"
and ! asked a man in front OF a sa-
loon what the excitement was about.
and he said that they were watching
the balloons from ST. Louis, about 200
miles away, which were sailing TO the
east
Did you ever have an idea strike
you so sudden that it made you dizzy
Well, ! was struck with one so quick
that II made me snicker, and ! pulled
my new chum away and told him how
we would get supper and place to
sleep. and that was 10 go into the
woods near where the people we're
looking up into the air, and when a
balloon went over, after II got good
and dark. we could set up a yell, as
though murder was being done, and
when the crowd came 10 see what was
the matter. he could say we fell out OF
a balloon. and landed in a tree and
squirmed down to the ground.
Well, ! didn't want to lie, but my
chum. who had once been in reform
school, did not care so much about
lying, so he was 10 do the talking and
I was to be deaf and dumb, as though
the fall from the balloon had knocked
me silly.
Well, when we saw a light in the
sky over US and the people were go
ing wild over thiGa!Gg they saw bal
lcca, we began TO scream like wild
cats, and groan like lost souls. and yell
for help, help" When the people
came on the run, and when they found
US with our clothes torn, and our hair
standing on end and our eyes bulging
out my chum, the old liar, said
whom we were leaning over the basket
OF the balloon to see what town we
were passing over, We fell out in a
tree, and were so hlngry.
Well. the way those good people
swallowed that yarn was too comical,
and they picked us up and took us
into a house. pussy woman got
me under her arm and said: Poor
dear. every bone in his body is busted,
but | saw him first, and am going to
have him mended and keep him for a
souvenir" and | hung my legs and
81 hio up"h ~ "oAlh DV hto'yB anu
she dragged me TO the house. All
said was pie. pie, pie" and she said
| was starving for pie, and when they
got us in bed, with nice night shirts
on, they crowded around us and be-
gan to feed us, and we took everything
from soup to mints, and went to sleep,
and the last thing | heard was balloon
talk, and the women who drew me in
the shuttle said: The ways OF ProM-
dence are past finding out" and as |
rolled over in bed | heard my chum
in another bed say: You can bet your
sweet life" and then the people be-
gan to 30 away, talking about the mar
row escape of those dear boys, and my
pussy fat lady held my hand and
stroked my aching stomach until long
after midnight, and then she tip-toed
of to bed
! spoke to my chum and said: did
It work out all right?" and he
groaned and said: Gee, but | ct too
much, | otter have saved some OF it
for breakfast" and then We went to
sleep in nice feather beds instead of
those beds at the orphanage made OF
breakfast food.