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Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1908-01-24
Encore dams les Tenebre

Quoique la science m6dicale ait
fait des progress rapides, il existe
encore bien des euigmes concer-
nant | : corps human que les So
wants m6decins, avec tout ieur ta-
lent ct leur connaissance, semblent
etre incapables de r6soudre. FIRE.
quemment TN simple 1em6de de fa-
mile fait p4n6trer ses rayons de
, lumiAre dams les ten6bres lorsque
tout autre chose 6chou6. LIE cas-
de Nine Erasmus Vogel, de Syra,
cuse, N. Y. est t6moin de ce fait.
Nine Vogel 6crit au DR. Peter
Fahrnay, Chicago, Ill le propr1e-
taire du Novoro du DIR Pierre, ain
81 quill suit: "Avec IN cpur recon
nalssant je vous ecris aujourd'hui
pour vous faire ssvoir ce que votre
Novoro a fait pour moi. J'ai 6t6
obl1g6e de garder le lit pendant
sept tongues semaines. J'avais
des douleurs dams la tete ct dams
l'estomac. Un medecin appelait
mon NAL CONNIE ceoi ct un a'tre
CONNIE celia. Apr4s chaque con-
| sultatlon j'6tais tres d6courag6e, ct
i fnalement je dis aux m6decins de
donner au NAL lie nom gull leur
plairait mais de me gu6rir 81 celia
6tait possible. Tendis que j'6tais
dams ce dilemne je recus un exem-
plaire de votre journal ella lumle-
re-" En- le l1sant ie me dis: "Je
crois que Dieu me montre un che
min par lequel la sante peut me.
tre rendue! Je fis une commando
dune bo1te de Novoro ct ma fol
fut r6compens6e par la gu6rison'
Je me sens mieux maintenant que
je ne me suis sentis dapuis bien
des ann6es ct je fera1 tout CO qui
est en- mon pouvoir pour faire con-
na1tre les merites de votre m6de-
cine q l'humanit6 souffrante." LIE
Novoro du DR. Pierre Gu un sue.
ces sans 6gal ct saus interruption
dans le traitement des maladies du
sang ct les arrangements de Ia
constitution. II est vendu directe-
ment au public par des agents sp6.
ciaux ou par les proprl6tair es, le
DR. Peter Fshrney & Sons Go. ..lI2.
ll8 So Hoyne Ave, Chicago, Iii.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1908-01-24
BTATS-UNlS

Boston, Mass, - Joseph Ray
mond, un ]eune homme de 81 ans,
du Sault Ste Marie, est de passage
q Boston en- route pour la Califor-
ME.
II parl6 avec Frank Labont6,
un richie cultivateur du Sault, la
somme de $1,000 quill marcherait
de ce dernier endroit q San Fran
cisco, Cal, en- moins de six mois.
Baltimore, - LIE cardinal Glib.
bons dit que les nouveaux regle-
ments relatlfs au marriage dams l6-
glise catholique. qui ont 6t6 r6cem-
ment promulgu6s par le Saint-sie-
ge ne changeront pae dune facon
particuliere les reglemeats exis-
tants de pEglise en- ce pays. Lob,
jet des nouveax r6glements est de
pr6venir les marriages pr6cipit6s ct
les unions NAL assorties.
Lawton, Oklahoma, - LIE doc
teur F. D. Beauchamp, demeurant
dams cette Vile, a 6t6 tue daus un
duel au revolver avec l'avocat John
F. Thomss ct M. William j. Tho
mas qui ont ainsi voulu venger la
mort de leur frere Charles.
Co der:ier, il y a quelaues mois
await 6te tue par le docteur Beau
champ, qui pre- adait quill entire.
tenait ces relations coupables avec
sa femme.
Arret6 apres le meurtre. le doc
teur fut remls en- llbert6 sous eau.
ton. II devait etre jug6 prochai-
nqment.
Les freres Thomas ont rencon-
tr6 le docteur Beauchamp 3 la ga
re. Oh il SO pr6parhit d monter dams
un train. .-.
Tous les trois, en- meme temps,
ont sorti leurs revolvers. M. Will
liam Thomas bless6 de deux bal.
les le docteur ct son fr6re la ache
v6 dune bale dams lie c@ur.
Quant au docteur, il aussi tire
p!usieurs coups de revolver sur les
Fl 4res Thomas mais les bales ont
manqu6 leur but.
Sault Ste Marie, = Apres avolr
pari6 $40 quill mangerait un repas
qui aurait pu rassasier plusieurs
personnes ct avoir gagne son pari,
un gsrcou de ferme nomme Henry
Brass ell, demeurant pres de Manis-
tique, Went de lancer un def q tous
le, forts mapg urs du Michigan.
Tout d'abord, Brassell, au repas
qui lui a 6t6 servi a mango 3 livres
de ch>ucroute, pour Sc faire la
dent. puis il engIouti 4 l1vres de
bifteck. deux livres de pommes de
terre, 2 pains de 10 cents, 3 tasses
de the ct une pinte de biere.
Son repas term1n6, CONNIE plu-
sleurs personnes 6merveill6es de
son app6tit, len f6iicit4lent. il a
declare gull await encore falm, ct
s'est fAit servir IL eufs frits quill
a mango en- moins dun quart
d'heure.
Cette fo,s complement raesasi6,
il s'est lev6 de table ct est allie 90
promen5r pour faire la digestion.
LIE garcon de ferme prefere les
oeufs frits q tout autre met ct, il de-
clare maintenant etre pret q parier
$50 ou plus quill peut manger
100 eufs frite en- moins dune heu-
re. ....... ..
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1908-01-24
FEU! FEU! FEU!

POURQUOI he pas placer vos
ASSURANC E S
avec un des r6tre? Soft contre lie
Feu, les Ouragans, lee Voleors ou
les Automobiles ct les Chevaux.
Voyez done notre compatriotes, il
est tres fable ct est le seul Cana
diem Francais repr6sentant les
Meilleures Compagnies de Ia vile.
Telephone, T. s. 1892.
). g. BELANGER,
1900 Avenue CentrRle
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1908-01-24

Quebec, -Omer Rochette, accu-
s6 d'avoir empoisonn6 SO premiere
femme, est renvoy6 devant les as-
slses criminel'es qui slegeront au
mois d'avril.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1908-01-24

La lendemain, purlfiee psr la
grace, une anne rayonnante s'envo-
lait vers le clel.
Et sur lie seuil de la maison NOR
tuaire, un pere, bris6 par la dou-
leur 6tl eignait les mains dun pre-
tre, lui disant en- larmee:
Nos idees, monsieur labb6, elles
sont commodes pour vivre. mais
pas pour mourir. 80.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1908-01-24
Bouquets de Pensees

Tout bonheur de Ia vie depend
des personnes avec qui nous vivons
famiIl6rement.
lily a un etre meilleur que Ia
femme: C'est la mere.
LIE role des temmes chr6tiennes
resemble 4 celui des snges: elles
peuvent conduire le monde en- res
tant invisibles.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1908-01-24

Toronto, Ontario, = La Sove-
reign Bank of Canada: qui await
un capital de S4.OOO.OOO. est en
faillite, ct la Bankers Association
s'occupe dAs aujourd'hui du passif.
La banque en- faillite a IS sue
cursales dams les provinces don
tsrio. de Quebec, du Nord- Quest ct
les provinces maritimes.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07
P g rs opal 4D.d Goe al
To- Names Of T1e People ubo c~mq aQd
.Go--Seo # YOU Fams Can Be 70. ID Be'o

ORDER FIXING "coMMUTATION
ROAD TAX" FOR THE YEAR loos.-
Cfice Of Commissioners of Road
& Revenues Of Lee County, Georgia. In
Session for County purposes, July Is,
roo8.-
The Alternative Road Law" for said
State as appears in sections SIS to $50.
inclusive If Vol. I, Of the Code Of Georgia
Of 1895, and Amendments thereto in acts
Of 1897, Page 20, and subsequent amend
ments thereto being In operation in this
county by authority vested in as as Co,
Commissioners Of said cOuntp, we DO here
BY assess and levy as Communication Tax
upon each male inhabitentin said county
subject to road duty for the year 1908,
the sum of Two & so-Ioo Dollars ($2. 5o)
and that said assessment and tax shall be
due and colIectible on and after September
Ist 1908, and that the time shall remain
open Tor the payment u said assessment of
Of said s., so as Communication TAXI af-
urevasd until October Ist 1908 and If a"y
of such person or persons subj. CT to sucu
tax or road duty shall then be in usfau.t
in making payment OF the same any and
Ill such deFaulters shall be and are hereby
double taxed, --that is- assessed &5,00)
Five Dollars az Tax and Penalty tn ac-
count thereof; and it is futher ordered
that all such uelAulters shall be allowed
until November LIST 1908, in which to nake
full payment OF said assessment AMI PEN
atty aforesalu, and that any and All that
shall. than remain in default in making
such payment, are hereby declared sub
ject and shall be required to perform mar
ual labor upo.A the Puplic Roads OF the
county for period Of Ten (1o) days, f.
said year 1905, a. pro iAed By law
witness our Offic lal signature tuis July Is
,IooS.-
b., McKeaAey Co. Commissioner
l.. P. Cooke, Go. Com missioner.
/, James Morgan, clerk Of the SUperio
court ana ex-official clerk Of the County
Commissioners within and for Lee count
Georgia do hereby Certify that the above
il lrue.and correct copy of the original
order Of files and Of record upon the min
utes Of said Board,- Witness my Official
signature and seal Of Office af1xed, this
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07

Sealed bids for the building Of tive steel bfidgs
On Mnckalee creek win Be received by us up 20
loon Of Saturday June, 9th next, The one mex.
70 nrkehvile 70 be 90 Il L. by IL II span on eyin
erpiers and with 90 It. Of steel approaches, tn
other a the new turnpike near Farreses TO be 90 II
BY IL q. span on cylinder piers and with 90 II, Of
steel approaches, I'll as per plans and specific aou
by George II, Crafts on Ale ct this office
Of clerk Of Board Of county commissioners. Pay
menss 70 be cash completion OF work, RiRhta Ne
served orsjeet any or all bids.
B., I, MeKennsy Co, cnmmr
l.. p. COc4 -,
W. G LaEamcre, -,
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07
France and ireland.

The evergreen strawberry tree 10
found growing wild only in the south
Of France and Spain on the continent
and In the counties Of Cork and Ker-
ry In the British isles. Certain tamil
lar plants in Ireland are found else
where only in the Pyrenees and some
portions Of Spain and Portugal. A
study Of the Irish insects and beetles
produces equally surprising results
These facts and others lead to the con-
clusion that there was formerly con-
tinuons coast line between France and
IRELAND. Arg0naut.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07

Messrs E. B. Martin and r. r. Forces
ter left Sunday eight for q weeks visit to
White springs, Fla.
Mira NJ. B. Harris and grand daughter
Emnie B. Halter are visiting relatives in
MiIledgevilIe.
Mr. J. p. Galway came down Monday
from Atlanta on business.
Rev. L. Link filled the regular appoint
meut at the Presbyterian Church, Sunday.
Jndga G, c, Edwarbs Of smithv'l.e held
Ordinarys Onurt here Monday.
Col. G. c. webb Of Americas was IL the
city Monday on legal business.
Commissioners cours was held here
Tuesday. ~
The building Of Mr. Getaways is near.
ng compilation and is showing mp nicely
Messrs F. r. King & Co. will open up a
general mercantile business in one "epart-
ment and the. post Office will be In the
ether.
MrA. J. Powell vas in the city on bust.
mess Tuesday.
Msssrs e. B. Lee, Mack Tracy and
U. +. King spent TuesdsY evening la AL
bany.
Mesdames F. NJ. Minis and ] L. Wall
ace were shopping in Albany Tuesday.
Misses Kate Stephens and Mary L, Miller
were visitors to Albany Tuesday.
Miss Ida Christian left Thursday for Ro-
be1ta. where she will visit relatives.
MSS. P. CrOweII was shopping in AL
tany Thursday.
Miss Sara Hargrove. one Of BrouVoods
most charming young Ia lies, IL visiting
Mss Mable Hs4AA this week. at Century.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07
CITATION

|GEOR&IA--Leeconnty Ordinarys ofsice
said County July 9Th roca.
TO whom It mry concern: Appraisers
appointed by this court to Get apart and
assign to the minor children Of WIN. Z.
Bryan, late of said cOuoty deceased, name.
lyk julia A. Bryan widow and M. w &
Willie l., Julia- Code. and Green.Belle
Bryan, tchildren). years support out Of
the estate Of said deceased. having made
and fled their returns In this Office.
Notice Is hereby given that will pass
upon the same at the August term 1908.
Of the Court Of Ordinary Of said county,
and all interested are required to show
cause by that time Why the said return
shoule not be allowed and made the Judge
ment Of this court.
Witness my official signature July 9th 1905.
Geo. G. Edwards Ordinary.
Lee Co. CO
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07

Jackson & Lee at Leeshurg. Ca. have
(2ooo) Two thousand bushels Of Florado
r. cotton seed for sale a. 800 per bushe
el sacked. FoBLeesburg, Ca
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07
!. ID. Weston,
Phone A4
ALBANY,
Write

Write
ohm w SILVER. Americas. Ca. Carload
buyer "Rubkrnid and Security Roofing, :"
Oxide Iron, Red Dry Metallic Paint, has
in stock 4 4 carloads Of Paints, oils
varnish. &c., Beat Cypress and No !
and . Pine Shingles. Patent Plaster. Mar
tells. Crates. and Tiles. Has Just sold the
Y. NJ. CA ng so squares Of RI Of
ing; also Agricultural College RuoHng
for dining hall and kitchen; also ". 3.
Wsthbell's Wholesale Grocery CO.. build
ing: lam selling paint in Seneca, S. e.,
Gainesville, Ga. !. Monticello, Ca. Thorn.
Asville, Ga. Arlington. Ca, Brentwood,
Ca. cordele, Ca, ana az counties in tn
state,
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07
rs Joseqhine

N4rs Josephine Stewart
calmly passed away Sunday night at her
home on Main ST., after an extended ill
ness, Some time ago she was stricken with
paralysis and grew weaker and weaker
until the end.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07

the ssxteentA Il6th. day q July, ssos..
James Mossan,
''lerk Of superior court aud
SEAL exaOfficio Clerk o. Count Com
missionera
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07

Loans 1oa'sl1 on choice impsovy.
farms on -. pa--.ea. when IL need u
money see 80
H@y~.:e
Awesse~s, Ga
gc1TATIoN.
GEoRGlA-Lee County -of6cs Of the
Ordinary.
TO whom il may concern: All persons
are heaeby notified that j. c. Deariso, as
guardian Of Maud M. Sanders, has applied
to me to Be discharged from such guard.
ianship, and has fled bis final returns and
vouchers In my Office: Let all persona con.
cerned show cause before me al the CONT
house 10 Lessbnrg said county, on FIRST
Monday in August, 1908, why such appli-
cation and discharge should not be granted
Witness my Official signature, this the
9th dayOf July. 1905.
Geo. G. Edwards, Ordinary.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-07
WANT YOU

to know that the LON0VIEW Lime OF the
SAGINAW Lime give better results than
any other Lime, even better than tine far
famed Lines made y the state Of Manner
Want you Ia know It pays to have ycu
work done with good sAong mortar mortar
that wont rot out
A good stock Of general building material
always On hand
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1908-01-30
SPENT LAST EIGHT
YEARS IN MISERY
Boston Banker Says His Life Has Been Hone
less for that Length of Time.

Carleton n. Hutchinson. a leading
banker and broker of Boston. with
offices at 8 Congress Street, in that
city, has recently come out with a yery
strong statement.
In the widespread discussion over
Cooper's new theory and medicines
which has spread over the country so
rapidly, Mr.. Hutchinson has taken the
side of those who say that Cooper's
theory is correct and his medicine all
that he claims.
Mr.. Hutchinson's emphatic state
ment Is as follows: ANYONE afflicted
with chronic ill health and a general
rundown condition caused by stomach
trouble, who does not try this man
Coopers medicine, is very foolish. I
say tnls after a most remarkable ex-
per1ence with the medicine.
II heard of Cooper's success first
when he was in Chicago, as I have a
private wire to that city in connection
with my business. Later. when he
came East, learned more Of him and
his theory that stomach trouble causes
most III health. have had no faith
IN anything not prescribed by a ply
s1cian for each particular case after
careful diagnosis. but after eight years
OF constant suffering. during which
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1908-01-30

time I spent over $500 with abso-
lutely no relief, felt that it would at
least DO no harm to try the medicine
which I was hearing so much about.
During these eight years I have
been forced to go without solid food
for five and six weeks at time. I
always had sour stomach, was
troubled with formation of gas, and
led the usual miserable life of the dys-
peptic. I was dull, tired, nervous and
gloomy all the time, and was always
constipated.
II have taken Cooper's medicine a.
comparatively short time. For the
past month have not had the slight.
est sign of stomach trouble. I can eat
anything with no bad effect whatso-
ever. I have fine appetite, am gain
ing flesh very rapidly, am cheerful,
full Of energy, and my nervousness has
disappeared. My bowels are in perfect
condition for the first time in eight
years.
II don't hesitate to say that I would
not take $4,000 and be back where /
was. MY relief and thankfulness is
beyond description"
We sell Cooper's famous preparation
described in the above statement
IN. M. Colburt. Home Drug Store.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1908-01-30

party has had in my time or any 9TH
the Democratic party today would be
glad to take up the cadaver Of Tilden
and hail it as leader"
"And how old was Tilden?" some
one asked
"About thousand, wasn't he?" re-
piled the speaker. "Anyhow, he was
over sixty"
There is at least this much to be
said in Uncle Joe's favor He is old
enough to run for president if he wants
to. He is not barred by youthfulness;
neither is there any danger of his be-
ing referred to as the boy orator. Still,
although nearly seventy-two, he is not
as old as Gladstone and Disraeli while
they were yet great parliamentary
leaders, as Won Moltl1e and Bismarck
when they whipped France and made
Germany, as Lord Roberts and Paul
Kruger when they led their respective
sides in the Boer war, as Goethe and
Herschel when they did some Of their
best work or as Henry Gassaway Da-
Wis when he returned to earth to run
for vice president
One of the reasons that the speaker
has been able to live to such hale
and frisky age is that when the angel
of death came looking for those sanity
characters that are cut off in the flower
Of their youth Uncle Joe was always
able to prove an alibi. He was either
running for office, telling stories, play
ing poker, swearing at the Democrats,
acting as bank president or serving in
congress, none Of which can be de-
scribed as exactly sanity occupation.
There are two Cannons, one made by
the newspaper correspondents and the
other by nature. The newspaper Can
non always has very long cigar IL
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1908-01-30

be well for those actuated by the same
democratic spirit to follow in his foot.
steps.
Perhaps the most immediate inf1u-
ence in shaping men Of the Jackson
and Lincoln school, to which those IF
the Cannon and Tillman type belong
In lesser degree, is that Of early envi.
ronment. Lack of college education.
too, has something to do with it. Your
average college, with all that NAV he
said for it, has monotonous tendency
to reshape all men by the same nat
tern-at least outwardly. The inward
man is something that even colleges
cannot entirely deprive Of individual.
ity. Conformity kills manhood and CIV
ilization. There is no species of same
ness so deadly as that of character
God made souls. and he made them
different. Higher education is a great
thing, but it would be still greater If it
had too much reverence lightly to in
tertere with these God made differ
ences in the souls of men.
Joseph G. Cannon was fortunate
enough to escape this ironing out nroc-
ess that polishes all men into a SEM
blance Of each other. He made himself
and even if he did do "a darn moor
job' he at least preserved his individ-
ual1ty. The unique result is as DELIGHT
full as breath from prairie or NOM.
tain after months of the depressing air
Of the city.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1908-01-30
Long In Congress.

Joseph G. Cannon was born in North
Carolina in 1886. His parents removed
to Indiana soon after his birth, where
his father, who was physician, took
an active and at one time a perilous
part against slavery. The boy clerked
in a store, received a common school
education, studied law and was ad-
mitted in Illinois, where he was soon
elected state attorney of Vermilion
county, serving seven years. He was
chosen to congress in 1873, where he
has served continuously ever since.
with the exception Of two years. For
six years he was head Of the appro-
priations committee, in which capacity
he drafted the bill appropriating $780,
100000 for the Spanish war, the first
formal declaration Of hostilities. He is
now serving his third term as speaker.
Mr.. Cannon is bank president and
is fairly wealthy, having good houses
at Washington and Danville Mrs.
Cannon has long been dead, and his
establishments are presided over by a
daughter, Miss Helen. Uncle Joe of
late years is becoming quite society
man.
Is Bryan prophet, and will Cannon
be the next Republican nominee for
president? The administration will op-
pose him, as it classes him among the
reactionaries. On the other hand. he
will have powerful support from most
Of the members Of congress, who are
generally men Of influence in their
states, mysterious as that may seem
to those who see them in Washington
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1908-01-30
Likes to Be One With All Men.

Another reason for the exterior af-
fected by a man Of the Cannon mold
is that he desires to seem and be like
his fellows. He does what the rest
do not so much because he wants to
eat forbidden fruit or even because he
wants to gain favor, but merely
through a sense of brotherhood and
good Fellowship. It is an aspect Of the
democratic attitude, not the highest
aspect perhaps, but still one that must
be recognized. With most men who
are ruled by this impulse it is but dim
~ recognized or is entirely uncon-
scious. By the keen mind Of Abraham
Lincoln, however, who had the same
characteristics himself, this inner mo-
tive was clearly seen and stated. he
said that nothing could be very wrong
that is done by most of the people.
That is quite characteristic Of Lin
coins large charity and faith in ma
jority rule, but it is doctrine not
without it's perils for all that. It is a
fine thing to be one with all men, not
to seem separate from them in any
way, but it is a finer thing to be one
with truth, to be white to the core
Lincoln was both, or as nearly so as
any man seen in our time. It would
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1908-01-30
By JAMES A. EDCERTON.

"HE Hon. Joseph G. Cannon,
speaker of the house Of repre-
sentatives, uncle to all the Unit
ed States and some outlying de-
Tendencies and who will be the next
Republican nominee for president, ac-
cording to a prophecy by William J.
Bryan, is known as the "David Ha-
rum" Of politics. He was born of
Quaker ancestry, a fact which would
not be suspected from his language,
but which is family limited at by his
whiskers. These hirsute adornments,
which were once as fiery as their own
er's explosives and waved in the fore
front of battle like the bright orifamb
of war, are now as white as those of
billygoat, which pugnaciOus animal
Uncle Joe resembles in other ways.
MI. Cannon is past seventy, but does
not believe in the Osler theory. No
man past seventy does. All the con-
verts Of that doctrine are under sixty
and are liable to a sudden change Of
faith on passing that crucial birthday.
Uncle Joe does not look seventy, does
not feel seventy and does not act sew
enty. AS man is only as old as he
looks, feels and acts, Cannon should
call the almanac by a shorter and ug-
lier name and send it to join the presi-
dents gallery Of liars. This act would
so add to his popularity among all
women past thirty that it would GER
tainly land him in the White House.
Besides, it would be carrying out one
Of the policies Of the administration
and might even divide the Taft sup
port from that quarter.
Has No Use For OsIerism.
So vigorously does the speaker OBJ
ject to being Oslerized that he takes
the thing seriously and makes an ar
gument against it. When asked if he
was ready to be chloroformed accord
ing to the Osler formula, Uncle Joe
Indignantly replied:
'The ablest the most learned, the
most forceful leader the Democratic