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Dziennik narodowy. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1899-1923, 1908-10-02
PODR0z KR6LA HISZPAN.
SKIEGO.

Budapest, pazdziernika. -
Kr6l Alfons hiszpahski wraz Z
krolowq przybyli wczoraj o godz.
3 p. p. do Budapesztu. Ma dwor-
Gu lnfodq krolewska pare spotkali
sedziwy monarcha Franciszek J6-
zef oraz ljczni arcyksiazeta att
stryaccy. Ma ulicach miasta thu
my ludnosci entuzyastycznie Wi
taiy swych kr6lewskich goSci.
Dziennik narodowy. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1899-1923, 1908-10-02
DROBNE WIADOMO$CI
KRAJOWE.
z KONGRESU ANTYTUBER-
KULICZNEGO.
Zbiera fundusz obrony. - Gotow-
ka w obiegu. - Pensye wete-
ranow. - Konwencya bankie-
row. -- Grozny pozar. - Syn
Roosevelta zarabia $500 tygo-
dniowo.
Washington, D. c., 2 pazdzier,

Washington, D. c., pazdzier-
nika. - Ma obradujacym kongre-
sic antytuberkulicznym przema-
wialo znowu wczoraj kilkunastu
lekarzy, pomiedzy Gtorych DR..
Koch Berlina oswiadczy}, re W
znacznej mierze moznaby prze-
szkodzic rozszerzaniu sic suchot,
gdyby dzieci w szkolach uczono
zasad hygieny.
Dziennik narodowy. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1899-1923, 1908-10-02
MALzENSTWO GORKIEGO

Petersburg, pazdziernika. -
Znany autor rosyjski Maxim Cor
xii poja} "a zone pania Andre
jew, zone powieSciopisarza Leo
nida Andrejewa, ktora pred
dwoma laty przyjezdzai do New
Yorku.
Dziennik narodowy. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1899-1923, 1908-10-02
KONWENCYA BANKIERoW.

Denver, Colo, pazdziernika.
- Nastepna konwencya stowa-
rzySzenia amerykanskich bankie-
row odbedzie sic W r. 1909 W Chi
Cago.
Dziennik narodowy. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1899-1923, 1908-10-02
DzUMA.
avaouil. . pazdziernika,

Guayaquil, 2 pazdziernika. -
Znowu wybuchla til dzuma. "a
meldowano szeSc nowych wypad
kow zachorowania ma te straszna
zaraze. Donoszq rowniez SECS
ciu chorych w Babahoyo, Stolicy
prowincyi Los Rios.
Dziennik narodowy. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1899-1923, 1908-10-02

Petersburg, 2 pazdziernika. -
Wczoraj W porownaniu do ostat-
mich dni znow zauwazono niezna-
czne zwiekszenie sic epidemii. Ia
meldowano wczoraj 225 zachoro-
wan % wypadkow Smierci.
Dziennik narodowy. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1899-1923, 1908-10-02
PODZIEKOWANIE. :.
Melbourne, Australia, 2 paz-

MeIDourHe, AustfdIld, pdZ-
dziernika. - Pred dwoma ty-
godniami premier Australia Al
fred Deakin wysial do prezydents
Roosevelta depesze, dziekujaca
mu "a przysianie eskadry Stanow
Zjednoczonych i zapraszajacy, by
prezydent W podrozy swej do A
fryki zawital i do Australia.
Dotad odpowiedzi ME odebra-
no dale to powod do rozmaitych
przypuszczen. a
Dziennik narodowy. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1899-1923, 1908-10-02
ZEMSTA TLUMOW.

Smyrna, Turcya, pazdzierni-
ka. = TIum mieszkahc6w tutej-
szych oburzony powodu zato-
Dziennik narodowy. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1899-1923, 1908-10-02

Lincoln, Neb., 2 pazdziernika.
William J. Bryan, demokratycz-
ny kandydat ma urzad prezyden-
ia Stan6w powr6ci1 juz do domu.
Dziennik narodowy. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1899-1923, 1908-10-02
DzlENNlk NARODOwY

pismo unijne, druko-
wane przez unijnych
robotnikow. =: :: ::
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
ALL FOR GOOD OF PRODUCER
Commission FaVors Produce Bushes S
of Express COMPANIES.

Washington, May IAN important
report was transmitted to the senate BY
the Interstate Commerce commission on
the results of inquiry made by the COM
mission as to whether the express com
panies of the country were engaged in
the business of buying, selling or hand
ling eonsignments of fruit, vegetables
and oysters entering into interstate
commerce.
The commission finds that for the
handling of perishable commodities the
express companies have established or
der and commission departments. The
agents of the companies undertake to
find a market for producers and to han
die the products offered. The products
are marketed and the proceeds, less the
express charges, are turned over to the
producers.
The commission reports that express
companies do not buy or sell commodi-
ties transported by them to their own
account. Agents of the companies who
have done so have been prohibited from
continuing il by the companies.
Accordingly it recommends that all
express companies and their agents be
prohibited from buying or selling on
their own account eompodities trans
ported by express, but that express com
panies be permitted to continue their
present methods of conducting inter.
state business through order and com
mission departments. subject to the pro
hibitions of law against unjust diserimi
nation.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
One of the
Essentials

Of the happy homes of to-day is
vast fund Of information as to the
best methods Of promoting health and
happiness and right living and know
ledge of the worlds best products.
Products Of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained to world
wide acceptance through the approval
Of the Well-Informed of the World;
not of individuals only, but of the
many who have the happy faculty Of
selecting and obtaining the best the
world affords.
One of the products of that class,
Of known component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and
commended by the Well-Informed of
the World as a valuable and whole
some family laxative is the well-known
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA. To
get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co., only, and
for sale by all leading druggists.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
lORNAD0ES RAKE
OKLAHOMA STRIP
DeSaSldte Large Section In Richest
Farming District.
EIGHT Persons Known To Be Dead
ana Many lnjured-Whole Town
OF Vici Torn TO Pieces and Scat
tered - Huge Hailstones Add to
General Havoc.

Woodward, Okla, May 12.-At least
eight persons were killed and scores of
others injured in the several tornadoes
IN Northwestern Oklahoma Yesterday
evening.
There was a succession of tornadoes
between 5 O'Clock and 10 O'Clock P. NJ.
They appeared first in the western part
OF the devastated district and moved
toward the east. The most serious re-
suits were in the vicinity of Arnett.
where fully 30 persons are believed to
have broken limbs. Nearly all of these
victims are residents Of the farming dis
tricts.
The only town known to have been
destroyed is Wei, a postoffice town in
the southern part Of Woodward county.
where it is said there is not a house left
standing. Postmaster E. A. Speck has
asked that postoffice inspector report
on his Office, which was demolished and
the contents scattered in all directions.
The report of four deaths at Arnett
includes the two at Little Robe, and is
confirmed by the news that four caskets
have been sent overland from Gage to
Arnett, Gage being the nearest railroad
point.
Reports from the neighborhood of
Wei state that the heavy hail that ac-
companied the storm did much damage
to property, crops and cattle. Hail
stones measuring Is inches in eircum-
ference are said to have fallen.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
WHAT AILs The MILk7
Also q Sure Test for TubsrcuIosis
In the Cow.


By DR.. K W stoudsr. Assistant Professor Of Sur
Rerp. Washington Agricultural College
viii you tell me what 10 the matter
with milk when il turns thick and
Shiny, resembling a mixture Of hot
water and starch writes A. H, from
Chelan Falls. Whenever my COW
misses being MIXED, her milk for sew
eral days thereafter has this appear
anee. It tastes all right, but to me il
seems queer that milk should act this
way. Also, tell nae how to find out If
an animal has tuberculosis.
DR.. K. w. Stouder, assistant pro-
fessor Of surgery, replied: 1.-The eoagu-
lation of the milk you refer to il no
doubt due to slight Inflammation Of
the udder, due to the retention Of the
milk too long, coupled with some bse-
THEOLOGICAL change in the milk, the lat
ter possibly being due to an infection
passing through the milk duct Of the
tsst. The milk might, or might not, be
wholesome, depending upon the organ
ism causing the eoagulstion- Ssnti-
ment, however, would revert xgains.
the use Of such milk.
"In order to test an animal for tn.
bereuloxis, we use biological product
or tonne, known as tuberculin- This
must be injected by an experienced cp
orator, hypodermically, and careful
record kept Of the temperature for sew
eral hours both before and after the in
lection The test il very reliable, but
in order to perform il, a person must
have had specific instruction, as well a.
some experience in its application"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

A New Orleans woman. well known
FOR her work for charity. recently &C
cepted an Invitation to speak at an
anti-tuberculosis meeting On the plat
form she foSad herself seated between
a bishop and a rabbi. and the tone Of
the meeting seemed 10 be rendered ex-
tremely solemn By the combination.
In order TO Tighten the solemnity. she
said. turning to the rabbi: do you
know, feel as II l were a leaf be-
tween the Old and the New Tesla
ments."
The rabbi turned a sad-eyed gaze
upon her.
Yes. madam" he sid, ~and. II you
will recall, that page is usually a blank
one
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
This inquiry was referred to Profe.sor

This inquiry was referred to Professor
Elliott, who replied:
"1- We have experimsatsd with soy
beans for about twelve years At the
Pullman station, and have also expert
mented with the soy bean ut our state
station, located on the western slope Of
the Cascade Range, near Puyallup.
"2-3- We have not been able to ma
ture them sufficiently at this station to
justify their being considered lr a
profitable crop. At the Puysllup sta
tion we have had better success Our
experiments have been tried only on
the plot scale, hence We have no data
regarding the cost of production.
"a We have used these beans as
forage, and also have made an effort TO
use them for grain feed for swine, with
only moderate success; and 90 do no.
think any experiments have been made
looking to their use as food for the
human race
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
500 Reward, 500.

The readers of this aper will be pleased TO
learn I at there's at least one dreaded disease
hat science has been able to cure IN all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Curei is the only positive cure now known TO the
medical fraternity. Catarrh be ng & constitu-
tional disease. requires constitutional treat
ment Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces ofthe system, thereby destroying the 70 n.
dalton OF the disease, and giving pat ent
strength by building up the constitu ION and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro-
Trietors have so much fsith in its curative pow
ers hat they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that IL fails to cure. Send for list OF
testimonials.
Address F J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by ell druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

NIL ~ sirls' exclaimed the gushing
naiuen on the crowded street car
I've Just washed my hair and I can,
DO thing with it," Just then the
car give a lurch and she shrieked a.
foot. 'fe0 on her
beg pardon muttered the weary
struphanser who had done the stem
ping You see, I've Just washed nv
feet and can't do a thing with them =
-Judge S4eHi'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
Anxious To See A, miral.

Reno, New, May l2.-Rather than
miss the opportunity of giving his old
friend. "Fighting Bob" Evans, a
hearty hsndshake, and recalling the
davs when they fought IN battle TO-
gether, Martin Gilbert walked 80 miles
over Nevada hills to see the old sea
warrior. Gilbert stood in the crowd OF
3 900 people who gathered at the depot
when the train reached Reno Sunday
morning. Evans raised the blind of his
Gar and saw him. "Hello, there, Gil
hertz" shouted the former commander
of the Atlantic fleet. "Come in here
and shakelN
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Wife-Haye you any secrets you
keep from me. dearest?
Husband-None. darling.
Nife-Then l am determined l will
have none from you, either.
Husband-.Haye you secrets, then?
Wife-Only one, and l am resolved
TO make a clean breast Of it.
Husband (hoarsely) on!
Wife-For several days l have had
n secret-a secret longing for a new
dress, with hat to match, for my birth
day.
That fetched him.-Tatler.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
rAouas Nnt seriouslY boil.

San Francisco. May l2.-Rear Ad-
mirai Thomas, the new commander OF
the Atlantic fleet. who was reported to
be so i'll Sunday that he had to take to
his he'd in the Fairmount hotel, was up
and around early today, ana lett LOT
his flagship at about 9 o'clock tn's
morning. The admiral admitted tha'
he felt a little worn out and weary sun
dsv. but declared there was no groun1s
for the report that ne was quite Ill and
could not see visitors.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Harrisburg, Pa, May l2.-The second
of the alleged "graft" cases having
to do with the building and furnishing
of the state capitol was called for trial
today. This is the metallic furniture
case. in which the defendants are Arch
iteet Huston, Congressman Cassweli'
former Auditor General Snyder, former
state Treasurer Matthews, former Super
;ntendent Shumaker and Travelling Au-
ditor Irvine. Former Governors stone
and Pennypaeker are among the no
tables who are to be subpenaed as wit
masses at the trial.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

II was Sam Weller who made Dick
ems famous "Pickwlck Papers" were
a complete failure financially until this
unique character was introduced The
press was all but unanimous IN prais-
ing Samival as an entirely original
character whom none but a great gen
ius could have created Dickens re
reIved over $4,000 for "Pickwieis
Papers, and at the age Of twenty-siz
be was incomparably the most popular
tuthor OF bis day.-London Standard.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
KOREA WAKING UP.
Begins to Realize the importance Of
Maintaining Forest Ara.

Korea, the Hermet Kingdom, is wax
ing up to the necessity Of protecting its
remaining forests and replsnting de
nuded tracts on important watersheds.
Japan is furnishing the inspiration and
part of the money which will produce
the change from the old order Of things
to the new. A school for training
Korean foresters has already been put
in operation.
The two governments drew up a CO.
operative agreement last spring and
outlined a plan for the wise use of the
forests In the Yalu and Tumen Valleys,
and as a result n national forest policy
for Korea has been developed. The
new Korean forest laws are similar to
those of Japan, according to United
States Ccnsul-General Thomas Sam
mons, of Seoul.
Although Korean forests have been
exploited and neglected, and the eoun-
try has suffered severely from drouth,
floods and erosion, the denudation is
less serious than in neighboring prov
inces OF China One Of the first meas
ures to be taken up will be the preser-
walton Of such wooded tracts as yet re-
main. In order to do this, the govern
ment has taken all forests under its
care, whether they are publicly or pri-
vately owned. The owners will not be
deprived of their property without com
pensation, but the government will reg
ulats the cutting Of timber, and in Ger
tain cases may prohibit all cutting on
tracts which ought to remain timbered
"to prevent foods, drouths, landslides,
and to preserve unimpaired the scenic
attraetiveness Of places of public re
sort" All owners Of cumberland and
all leaseholders are required to report
to the government their holdings in or
der that the property may be listed and
cared for. Failure to report within .
year subjects the forest to forfeiture.
The forested area Of Korea is about
$500, 900 acres, which is only one-tenth
of the land on which forests ought to
be growing. Extensive timbered tract.
remain in the northern part Of the coun-
try on the waters Of the Yslu and Tu-
men Rivers, and lumber operations are
carried on in the mountain districts
But in the agricultural sections of the
country wood is very scarce, and the
fuel problem is serious. Coal and Other
mines have been opered by Americans
and one Of the most pressing needs il
timber for use in and about the mines
In that country, as elsewhere, larg'
quantities Of timber are necessary il
!, developing mining property, and it i
noteworthy that a country as backward
industrially as Korea can put into prae
tice the principle that the only surf
way OF getting timber in TO grow it.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

we are becoming not only a nation
OF shopkeepers, but a nation Of cIerks
Every young man wishes to be a clerk
every young woman a typewriter. Tho
profession is frightfully overcrowded
and frlghtfully underpaId. We have
neither servants nor latorers, only an
army OF blackcoated paupers.-London
Graphic.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Pythias had returned, just in time to
save the life Of Damon.
Gee exclaimed Dionysius. Boys.
when that story is worked into play it
will make a great hit"
Most noble tyrant." said Pythias. ven
turing to correct him. Its merely a sac
rihce hit"
Many Of the scorers, however. having
only a superficial knowledge of the game.
marked it down as a double play.-Chi-
caKo Tribune
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Shocked and Grieved Precautionary
where did you get those beautiful LITTLE
,potted eggs? You have been robbins
,ome birds nest you wicked boy
Tommy-Im goin' to set the old hen
on IN, mamma, and raise some pretty lit
tie birds, so you can put some more of
'.r on your hat.-Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Il seldom make a mistake" said the
man. as he placed the lighted end OF
his cigsr In his mouth"
but when l do" he continued. II
rectify II Immediately"
And he reversed the cigar and went
on with his conversation
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Pardon me-" said the dowager with til,
mole on her chin, but there is hsrdl,
room for two of US here il you are goin,
10 keep that thing on your head"
., l guess there's room enough, mad
am answered the sharp featured youn,
woman with the outrageous hat, who
occupied the adjoining seat. I'm moi
making any kick about the space youl
feet take up."-Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
Memorial Day in South.

Raleigh. N. c.. May ls.-Yesterday
was generally observed throughout
North and South Carolina as Confeder
ate Memorial day. The CHIEF eere-
monies were at Raleigh. Wilmington
Charleston, Charlotte, Asheville and Co
lumbis.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

when ! saw him last he was getting
to be a regular crouch He imagined
everybody disliked him"
"Oh, all that's changed"
~Yesf"
Eyes, be knows It now."-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

DO you think that unconscious spell
winch Miss Sharp had at the ball was
a swoonf"
No; am sure it was a feint"
What do you mean?p
she had declared her intention Of
making sensation at the ball. and l
think she was like her intention-shs
wanted to be carried out"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
From Another viewpoint.

Anyway" said her husband. you'll
give ME credit. for having sense enough
TO say nothing"
~Oh. I don't know rejoined his wife.
perhaps you haven't sense enough to
say anything"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Tommy, did you give your brother
the best part Of the apple. as l told you
tor
'Yessum- gave him the seeds He
can plant them and have a whole or
chard"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Miss Peachley-Auntie, I find it hard
to entertain Mr.. Ketchley. He seems to
have so little general information.
Matchmaking Aunt-Then specialize.
nv dear: specialize. II Browning is too
aeep for him. try him on baseball.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
Tomato C.tHup.

Boil together a peck Of unpeeled to
matoes and ak minced onions until
soft enough to be rubbed easily through
a colander. After putting the vegeta.
bles through a colander. pour through
q coarse stralner and add 70 them a
tablespoonful each OF powdered cloves
mace. pepper. salt and sugar, a salt
spoonful OF cayenne pepper, three bay
leaves and a tablespoonful Of celery
seed sewed into a mail chessscloth
bag. Boil all together for az hours
stirring frequently. Take out the bsa
Of seed and add pint Of cider vinegar.
Boil up once more. take from the IRE
and when cold bottle and seal
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

How can man learn to know him
elf? BY reflection never, only by ac-
,,on In the measure in which thon
.sekest to do thy duty shalt thou know
that is In thee. But what is thy duty?
rh. demand Of the hour.--Goethe.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
NOT Attracted.

"Are you Nine. Bombazino, the beau
" specialist?'' asked the fair caller. q.
ayes. ma'am," answered the elderly
rquare-jawed matron- What can DO
for youg"
sNothing" said the caller, making
hssty exit.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Eva-Yes. she used TO keep his love
letters under her pillow.
Edna-And nowf
Eva-Oh. she keeps them over her
pillow now
Edna-Overs
Eva-Yes, she uses them as curl pa
Ders
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
hssty exit.

Foremost among the minerals. etc.
which Russians regard as the source of
Siberia's future wealth are gold. iron.
coking coal. manganese. copper. platinum.
emeralds. topazes. asbestos. glauber's salt.
rock salt ara IN I'll ,rohahilitr. naphtha
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
Q. r. & N. TO FIGHT.
Starts Suit Against Lowering of Rates
on Freight.


Portland. May 12.-Suit was filed in
the United States court yesterday By
the o. R. & n. Co. to enjoin the Oregon
railroad commission from enforcing its
order of April %, directing reduction
bv the railroad company of Is per cent
in its distributive rates in Oregon, be
tween Portland and points east of The
Dalles. In support of its application
for a temporary injunction the railroad
company alleges that the proposed ae-
ton of the commission is in violation
of federal and state constitutions, con-
fiiets with interstate commerce, and
necessarily would involve complete
revision Of all interstate rates. By the
order of the railroad commission the
reduced tariffs were to go into effect
Tomorrow
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

A fortune awaits the tailor who can
invent a secret pocket In a coat where
man may carry his cigars without
exposing them TO the many friends who
teip themselves.-Detr oit Free Press
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Always shake IN Aliens Foot Ease, q powder.
Z cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet
,ures corns, inyrowing nails and bunions- At
al druggists and shoe stores, 25c- Don't accept
any substitute Sample mAiied FREE Address
Allen 5. Olrsted lie ROM. Y
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

~You say she is modest?"
"Extremely; she is too modest TO
,.te a bath in one Of those newly in
vented glass bath tubs"
81 don't see whyf'
BECAUSE 1t Is TRANSPARENT"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

Gilman envy you your home in the
suburbs. There is so much more OF life
and freedom there
Outsome-There certainly is; especially
for the neighborhood dogs-blame EN-.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16
The Hnby,s FauIf.

Nursemaid-I'm going to leave. mum.
Mistress-Why, what's the matter?
Don't you like the baby7 Nursemaid-
Yes'm, but he is that afraid of a po-
liceman that l can't get near one
London Taller.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

The pugilist a moment dropped his guard.
A stiff Highlander laid him on the floor
And sent him into dreamland. When be
woke
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

First Cced-Ever notice how Erzvs
Prof. McGoozle always ISL
Second Coed-Yes. but there's nothing
strange about that. He does all his
thinking in the dead languages.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-05-16

81 don't know why my wife isn't
happy, she has everything money can
buy"
1T is the things which money cannot
buy that make a woman happy. -
Houston Post.