The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-01-16
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PHIL H. ARMkTHONG. A Philadelphia preacher declares .r there VIII pc % less swsafing Tn this this | say not uniess the miliiner's bills are suddenly very much reduced, of The Curse of Great Wealth" Any one deairing toi swear at us ;r that fashion can go ahead. Over so,eoo horses are slaughtered in Paris every year for food. In klugsnbsrg. Germany. taxes are unknown. and this year $50 was paid to every citizen from the profits of the municipal brick works. Ideal place to
 Governor Glenn has called a special session of the North Carolina Legisla- ture. Poor North Caroiina--she's hunt ing trouble. too.
 The girls seem to be backward this leap year. or at least no proposals have come to our knowledge. Mexico has brewery which has an nual receipts. of ss,0oo. 900, but what good is this doing Georsias
 Free lunches disappeared from the bars in Wilmington, Del, on Saturday night and no more will be offered cus- toners. Free lunches have way of doing that
 A Texas paper says that some girls do not need mistietoe, but of course, 1t meant Alabama girls.
 On account of the recent money panic. q man in New York State has been un- bills pinned in his undershirt. This is one fellow the banks didn't touch, nor his friends either.
 Mrs. Eliza Baker of Fallowfeld. Pa. showed great presence of mind the other night when she discovered e Shsksn nd Thief n her hen noqs oa oSksd He went to roost all right.
 The Knoxville Sentinel has the big head because 1t has been quoted in The Congressional Record.
 There were 10000 suicides Tn the United States during 1907.
 The Salvation Army has distributed 1000 rabbits among the. poor of Kansas. However. if they will reserve the left hind iegs. 1t will bring them luck.
 Now some one has predicted the end of the world during the coming May. This has often been, predicted before, but the old world seems to rock on just the same.
 Goernor Hughes has declined 22s :n- montss He 'PshiH P~ii nave ne to i dS bettsr tsr than this If he wishes to get in line for the Presidency. according to the Rooseyeitian theory,
 When t comes to being up one min ute and down the next, what's the mat ter with the elevator poy'
 While girl has to take lessons in comes to the rub.
 A man has to be tall. indeed. to come uD to the expectations of some people.
 It's hard to tell which Is the bigger troubles. or the jokes you have heard hafore.l
 "staporOus meianeholia Is to be the Thaw case is nothing f not original. = . when woman begins to get so fat inwardiy at the drsssnaksr. "'
 Yellow-haisg5 gisis ns rtS} n rcd or green. 1aa r1d -1 eaasf f.fo7. rf Texas pleas veao7t :, taiz .e'....u--
 Chattanoo nas retr,so t.t sssrst Sssnt f11ls Thi. al f.. s..- slow speed tre 'r> a.
 In two we Fs 3. CIs.fs o 2 sdt't will marry -'E l. is t Eo,ff. F1tr the unpront -s Sie -.----. k1eR~s crs if he proves to be another Boni, Gladys will md suitable names. all right. .s'
 Heinz is said to be :n a pickle and undoubtedly feels like the whole 57 varieties rolled into one.
 Jones-Was there anything going on over at your house last night?
 Brownies. young Hopeful was go- ing on about half the night.
 My first husband praised my cooking
 Judging from the weight. of these biscuit my dear. strange he didn't praise them in the other direction" She used to be shop girl in a store. She's married now but ain't forgot
 The way to holler cash.
 Paradoxical. Our language is a strange one.
 (Tve noticed since a pup), A farmer cuts tree down,
 And then he cuts 1t up. Another thing that seems so strange
 Is this fact declare, When a fellow starts the drinks around,
 We always call him square. Another thing on which much thought
 And time I've tried to spend Is why our schools commencement
 Is really not the end.