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The Prescott daily news., 1908-09-30
Plea for Seismoqraph.

Advancement of Science, of the future as well as of the past, resolved ax its Chicago meeting to advocate the in- stallation by the weather bureau of seismographs at suitably distributed stations. In other countries, 1t was pointed out. the organized study of earthquakes is leading to bette, understanding of their causes and to the discovery and adoption of m1Als for mitigating their disastrous co:.,t QueuceA
The Prescott daily news., 1908-09-30

Helen-Tm going to Paris next year.
 Millicent-Truly?
 Helen-Yes, unless I'm engaged be- fore then.
 Millicent-If 1 were you, I'd begin studying French right away.-Chica- go Journal.
The Prescott daily news., 1908-09-30
THE FIRST VEGETARIAN.

HE earliest testimony in favor of vegetarianism is the case of the prophet, Daniel. In the first chapter of the book of Daniel we are told
 that when brought for care and training to the royal palace to enable him and his three com panions to stand before the king and interpret wisdom Daniel objected to "defiling himself with the kings meat and with fha Uipa
The Prescott daily news., 1908-09-30

which he drank" The eunuch in charge said that he feared the wrath of Neb- uchadnezzar, who had appointed the meat and drink, and that he dreaded to see Daniels face worse liking than the children which are of your sort"
 But the young scholar plead with him for ten days trial of diet of pulse and water" The result, as told in Scripture, was that, instead of becoming "worse liking" their faces appeared "fatter and fairer than all the children which did eat of the kings meat and wine"
 Further we are told that they were afterwards kept on diet of pulse (and probably dates and other fruit, plenty of bread and water), and that to these four children God gave knowledge and skill in all learning and wisdom
The Prescott daily news., 1908-09-30
One Drawback.

Olive-What an improvement it will be if the time ever comes when Q cry body can get seat in the street ar.
 Violet-Oh, don't k1ow. . ~'.+ would never be sure thec tha, sh4 SrettJ.-Puck.
The Prescott daily news., 1908-09-30
The News National
 Campaign Fund

Wm. J. Bryan, the democratic niae, for o.. den has asked the democratic newspapers of thenaton to- as sist raising the required amount of money necessary for legitimate campaign purposes The News therefore will receive and forward all amounts sent in its care The folowngs Contributed the amounts opposite their names:
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25

match. caa iuzs sec a sickiae b. q
siGse isF The a.sr osa gossrHor
And NiHc.Ef eses nsasssenea - pga
80. b. seu; % Elsru..dly Miss
Mash afsifude to~ard ss. - euriE.ly
friouGls shs b merely ths eoufa.as.
~ sss difsiculsi.s of tbs heart aad her
taste ] fHa Is exceiieut
n is slss chan0oahls I sAsd drs
y !; shs coarse yga hase seen par.
s'siEs Is 'hre.xh advice es her.
Vincent smiled And thea voE
sno~ he ~enf on izssriax Sly
thrust -sh. ; srilsas a VERY interesting
1sos. N. history 81 ths bsrous of
~yckhoe and ina h~luins her In
ssfly Interested IA genealaey. y
know
The vas true Unconscious a. b;
NAV seem. Ninc.ni > oss s.sioss hob
bs-I don't consider his paint -sis. bbline
scrIoa--~hich had to do with TO.
search and scholaFShip. ~as las hove
fos things ancient IN general. aud
family trees in particular n had
been HARDNESS MyckhoGs Nish that
some review Of the lives of the harons
OF that name should be made. since
the last one had died and Mrs Arm-
isiead had given her secretary this
~ork TO do. | eyed Vincent searching
N as he spoke. but his face ~as so
thoroughly unconscious thai my sus-
p'cions ~ere disarmed completely
Yes. he said. there are q lot Of
very interestins old books In that
library"
Yes ] said. that's ~hy YOU and
Miss Marsh syend so much time there
l suppose. I'm glad to hear n 4
really couldn't see shat yos thought
Was SO attractive" A sharp blow
in the ches, interrupted my speech
shut up" Vincent hissed in my
ear don't YOU See Miss Marsh"
As he spoke that young person
tripped lightly up the vide stone steps
Of the versnds and vas about to pass
ON when Vincent stopped her
Good morning" he said his hat in
his hand Are you beginning work
so early ?" and he look ed at the papers
carried under her arm
Yes" she said 4 have q new idea
about that last chapter We wrote
I'm sorry ] cant he with you this
morning" he answered and she passed
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
Ascso asa ~ OSvsAe eAiav.

yoE tak. a zOOd deal II risk Il yoss
hHy ~hlse leae ~Irsost hasSsx a5so-
lase ASSURANCE A. TO IS parity and
gLali-y- Nog knoz ~hiis i,se Is often
adulferated often Mssreps.seui'a-
Bu- theres no nese a all to take
ans ckanc.s- The Dutch boy Pain
err trad. marx " the NatisSal LEAD
COMPANY the largest makers Of ger
uine White laaa. on q package os
White Lead - a positive guarantee
Of purity snd quality. ITS As depend
able as the Dollar sign II yor u
write the National Lead Company
WOODBRIDGE Bide- Ns~ York City.
they ~iH send yos a simple and Ger
tain OUTFIT for testing white Iced. and
. valuable book oa paint. free.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
e<sG eov sGa uAA-AAeev.
Nesea Us~s~ Asse lihs,v - - LsSl
es~ 0shi~1 N lses's oseeSe.

Writing Of the famous Dean Kaye
Of Topeka in Suburbaa Life. PAID A.
Lovewell, says:
"Iean Kaye has had interesting en-
periences during his soujourns In the
wilaerness. Once IN Indian woman
came to his cabin
You marry she asked
Yes, said the dean, can marry
folks. Have you got q man.
Again the woman granted. and DE-
parted. About ssndOwn she returned.
dragging with her an apparently
abashed and reluctant brave.
Got him., she remarked, laconicaL
ly. producing her marriage license
ne man knew no English. but tha
woman proMpted him ~hen it becanso
aecessary for him to give his assent
- the Deans Qpestions. When It was
over the sQvaw paid The minister his
sse sn1 ~ ksr AushaoA away II trs-
sapA-"
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25

into the house. She wore a white
frock and q natty little blue aproa. and
l must admit looked very fresh and
dainty. but Wilfred's tone vas NO cool
and conventional that mentally
freed him again from my accusation
that he was In the midst OF q warm
Irritation, though you will agree with
me that appearances had been very
much against him.
But that evening when he and I
we're having our nightly bedroom col
loquy ! was Obliged to admit that
Vincent. considering his methods. had
accomplished a great deal. With some
embarrassment he related to me the
tale Of his horseback ride in the morn
ing, and ! must say 1t completely un-
settled my belief in the discovery I
had made as to the Identity of the real
Honorable Agatha WyckhoR. Neither
Vincent nor | knew what to make Of II.
DO you know. Arch" he said, stri-
ding up and down my room, i've been
through a horrible experience today !!
II was an awful shock to me and q
lesson
I'm glad 1t was q lesson" said 1.
There are so few lessons in vincent's
life
Yes" he said. Il felt like q beastly
cad. And l don't see what I've done
to deserve II. OF course. I've held
her hand . couple Of times"
That bsd habit Of yours again. I
murmured.
And I've looked At her q lot-ehe's .
got the most soul-moving eyes y
know"
l didn't know. but I nodded The
boy WAS very much in earnest.
But I never thought" he went On
Il never thought she-she-" He
stopped and the words seemed to stick
in his throat
Great heaven. man" I cried in my
impatience. get it out What didn I
you think she'd do7''
Il never thought she'd really care
for me, he muttered. shamefacedly
and turned his back on me
What do you mean?- l demanded.
/ impatiently. He is most exasperating
Why. this. He ceased his restless
3 walk and stood on the hearth rug. IA
I cling me Wed been out about an
hour this morning. Agatha Fifth and
i. and we'd been getting up into the
hilly country. when suddenly we came
/ out Of the woods and saw below us
/ the srandest stretch of country you
| can imagine"
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
Very rsmSat~e-

A man vas brought before . Justice
Of the peace charged with the offense
OF kissing . young woman by force
end violence, and against her will"
The young lady, who Was very
handsome. gave her testimony In
modest and straightforward manner,
ing decision:
The court In this case synPathises
with the defendant and will therefore
discharge hin without fine, t0pvtson-
Rent or reprimand. because tAe oOurl
while this case has beeA n progress .
has been obliged 10 kolA o. To botl,
arms Of bis chair to keep fru0 kissins
the complainant himself"
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
sesss roeaAs lGAa LsGA
-,erse Of Sssniagseos = srsssss esers
tar, ssiu 0sE Prsssrsoe-

Washington "A Traveller % tne Fosa
i,.sssc.a sssuf N.rnSu and A8exAa
aria--th. sam. rDsd over snscs
G,eore. Naznington pas-ed 80 ofien-
n4ay ss-e "a Odd hoase thai SeArs traces
oi ioFncg sseasnoc n is nearly
screened from tke view Of piaersms
aissss IA. psblic road bs veseE.sss
tEees aEa hy vines oi Virginia cFesgeE
and sosss sscki.. The apsToacn fo
The house IRON n. main ~~y ~
throsxh = lane ssaed ~ifh csdArs. This
- az a part of the Mount vernon estate
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
wNGM onG ooGs sesr voNs
rtNs vseiss vssh ~ ocevesesoas q
~ Wosker.

The records give On average 80 q
SO for the performance of the nasGss.
work. For the workers the avera0e n
~ and for the thinkers So. Chs0iots
and physicians average the yoan0esl
At IL; Aramatists and playwriGAts.
poets and inveators follow at ~; nov.
elists give an average Of 46. e4psOrers
and warriors. ~: musical co0posers
and actors, as: artists and divioes &C.
cupy the position Of equilibrium ot -:
essayists and reformers stanA ct 81;
physicians and surgeons line ~ with
statesmen At So: philosophers give N
average of 81; astronomers and mathe-
maticians. satirists and hunorists
reach IS; historians, 81. and natural
lists and jurists IS. As may be nOteA.
there 10 . rearrangement OF the or
der at this time. but the thinkers, o.
before. and as would naturally b. ex.
pecteA, attain their full maturity q
leter period than the workers. The
corollary Is evident. Provided health
and optimism remain the maa Of 80
can command success as readily ~
the man u 30. Health plus optinisn
read the secret Of success: the Oas
COd-givea. the other Unborn, bot alos
capable of cultivation to the poaat a
enthastaso.-Century.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25

fiers te brole - and zen, ,sso =
rnsg-odS ossr the s&y .laae .ne n.
sraxiES sa.cp. aud said ..u.Drs.ns
a'so''i ies's- ~Se t.a~n and sshar
thiBzs lisa hat Hniii he sos ses...zf
a. sasi and c~nss 10 the .s..E.><iaz
part fsek can keip saiax On la.
that. thess artist feiso~s AID ytrseuf
newer so-S.-s an eps-ortunI-y To sas IN
bn of ae=cEis,tssA.
Neil he cosssnned Il -s ta.f
eaBss issg thai Wee and SAYING ,.sh hing
when she stopss-d s~,schsnz the tops
~ the hsret,sslis sszh her Gro, and
turning thoss sar& hAz~l sy.x Of bers
ae. she said in . ,es so,c. A. if
~hsi she said dsast matter n all 4
love you
What ] shouted Sh. asSaprs~
She did. asserted Nieceuf ru.f,lly
bat With nrmness She did yu., lise
that. out Of 9 clear sky s,np,y folded
her hands and lsoked 81 ~. saa told
me she loved me
Ansels and ministers ~ erscs. dc
teRd Us" calculated N<hsus elise
seemed adequate. 'Wha; under the
sun did you CO."
WHY. 4 told her siuply thar I d,dut
love her. and couidRi RArry her, and
! vas very sorry. but | thought we'd
better get on Our horses and - home
Quite right. II yoa cont really
care" ! said. but Oh. vtsceut'" as .
Thought STRUCK HsS. -tNss thsak sh.
might have beea The hGaOrabse Aga hs
the real and oaly h0aH sble'"
she'~as'" said viaceot
was speechless. This ~as the END
of u. then. ] sac the naillioas takins
unto themselves ~iR&s. and ny par
of milk spilled The real Hoaorshls
Agatha had been discovered tn.
secret was out. but she haA svowe,
herself as loving Vinceot and he haf
spurned her. After such . perform
ancs there was no chance for either
Of us
asked weakly
She told me So herself" he an
swered
But after you refused her. ! sup
pose?"
OF course" said viacent. resign
eddy.
But wilfred. my boy" cried
springing up. and Knocking on m,
glasses In my exciteUseat. couldn't
you change yoar mind. couldn't
You hx 1t up II she really cared !
should think yo& coSlA,"
Though this evsat vosld have
proved the AsetAblos TO ny own
hopes. still my interest In vincents
welfare In 30 genuine that I couldn't
help this anxious expostulation. But
again he misunderstood.
You don't mean that, know
Arch" he said. OF course I wouldn't
marry the girl when I really don't
care for her. Hut wasn't II the deuce
Of q position to be in"
oh, Wilfred, Wilfred!" I mourned.
twenty millions right 10 your grasp,
and you y them away. wish ia
had year cnAnce Your pO0r father,
how disappointed he'd - n be
knew"
He'd be more disappointed in me II
l had changed my mind and said
would marry her just for the sake 0f
the money" said the young man, cross
ly, and turning on his heel he left the
room. Vincent's getting more Quick
tempered every day lately. and ~
used to be no good natured In sure
1t Uas only natural and very aisinter-
ested In me to bewail for him the ~
suit Of the unfortunate affair that
morning.
CTO BE CONTINUEDD
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his toga March Z Dext. ne captto,
guides will point hin out ~ tie naa
who snearthed the bag posts0ce
frauds.
On his retireDest froA the post-
O0ce Aepartneat, Mr.. Bristow ~.
ssned the management a his tvs
kansas newspapers. He west back
to eAlina. Kaa., as1 has beea 1evst-
ing nucA of his atte.tioa to his sew
paper IN that town. Bat he soon grew
tired q The life there. and wanted %
retuFn 10 WaaAingtoa. Senator CAes-
ter I. LSaG. WHOM he has tUst Asesatel
for reesectioa in . bot pst0Ary Co..
paign. had been his pArttculor frSeoA
anl counselor
eoOe moaths ego Mr. BFlseoV g.
tered upon . campaign aGainst 0eDa-
tor Long. and their co0bat fsP De
suRrAees Of the Kansans u tho Arst
senatorial primary VS. eosa aSfrsct-
ing national attention. The former
fourth assistant postmaster euoeral
now has the nominatioa. A tAs bsgss-
lature n alDost ceFtsan to have Q -
publican majority - ISN'T ballot IL
primary no0inAtioa 10 0Qulvaleuf t.
an election The new senator b n
miliar with political methods 1t tha
capitol. His habits Of Industry 80
persistence and his unswervin9 hun-
esty are traits his colleagues oaAnsG
ignore. He may become . fOses h -
senate Aur1ne his ax years' teED-
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
ohs - One t<uWare1.

Marjorie, aged nine, had not been
having very satisfactory reports from
school. Her father finally said Mar
tOrie, for the first hundred yOa get III
give you q dollar" Time went I'm ana
the reward could not be clainsed. One
day the child Was taken Violently III.
Her mother sent for the Doctor When
- haA gone, Marjorie said: Mama,
- I very M"
No. Aear: yOsr tesnperetwre is a lit
IL over lee but tAe dectar THINKS yoN
wih - I'll rtGAt II . cay sr 80
Smiles broke thrOuGA Aarjorie's
tears.
Nov, mama, ! can have my dollar
Papa said he would give It to NE il
could get . hundred In anything
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25

~hea WsshiAxtoa lived sad ~ss the
h"se before and after the death II
" WsshiAGtOs u Tobias Lear
TOesas Lear came to Aouat Vernoe
- private tutor to the young Csstis
chiidrSu-the grandchildren of Mrs
Washington and the wards ~ her sec
cad husbAnd. George Washington. RE
came TO he private secretary to Wash
ingtoa and st oae time his military
secretary Lear was With Wsshingtou
~hsa that great man breAthe his last
and the authentic account Of the last
hours u WsshiAxtoa came froM Lear
u Was LeA4 Who arranged the private
papers of Washington after his
death
Washington will contains this pro.
vision:
To Tobias Lear I give the use OF
the farm. which he nov holds In vir
tue VI lease from me to him aud his
deceased wife for and during their
natural lives). free from rent during
his life"
All these lands passed out Of the
hands Of the Washington family many
years ago. The Lear tract has passed
through the hands Of a nun,ber os
owners. The present tenants Of the
place are y. X. Sherman and family.
Lear's salary was $500 u year. After
WashtngtOn's death he Was appointed
consul to Banto Domingo and In 1894
WAS appointed consul to Alsiers. In
1905 he Was one Of the commission
which concluded q treaty with the dey
unSer the terms Of which the United
States paid os0, go for the release Of
2S0 Americans held prisoners in Al.
giers. This treaty WAS strongly de-
nouRced by the war party in the Uni.
ted state.
President Madison appointed Lear
accountant In The var department. On
the Dsrniag Of October II. 1915, Lear
vas fOuad dead in the garden q his
home just west Of the treasury once.
tie had shot himself through the head
The cause for this act was never as.
certained, OF al least there is no record
Of it,
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AeNAto 70 GAT.
oisi oaarviNe - lm-ossseSsl es>l.

Several years ago was actually
starving" writes . Ne. girl, yet dared
not eat for fear Of the consequence.
Il had suffered from Indigestion
from overwork, irregular meals and
Improper food. until at last my stom-
ocA became % weak could eat
scarcely any food without great Dis
tress.
Many kinds Of food were tired. an
With tho same AiscouragiAg effects. I
steoAily host health anA strength u.til
was bet . wreck of ny former self
Having heard of Grape-Nuts and
Ms great merits. I pufcAaseA . peck-
age. but With little hope tAat It would
help mel vas % Discouraged.
Il fOssl II not oniy appetiziAe kut
tAat I coslA eat It - I MheA anA that
h satisoe1 tie craving for food With
out causang distress. anA n I may
- The eHpress6oa. It Allel the bin.'
Tor noaths Grape-Nuts was ny
pFincipal article of diet. I felt from
TIE very Arst that I had fond the
sigAt way TO health and happiness.
md my alticipatioas were fully re-
aliseA.
With its coatinued use I regaiped
ny usual health and strength. To-day
I An wen and can eat anything like,
yet Grape Nuts food forms q part Of
~ lin q fare There's q Reason -
Maze given by Postum Co. Battle
Creek. Mich. ReaA The Road to Well
vfIle," IN pkgs.
evor ses1 esss a6ove te41sef a oev
sNe appses ssom tisse - u~re. rhev
sse OonUine, ssva. sa1 ssH - humae
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lGov ssG eo0eGr.
~ 0essSAs eDsaesO Osssssa ~
vss~s - o~oOsssssa.

Harold mother-Sell call hiM Har
old-weat abroad q moath ago. lesv
ing Harold under the somewhat Nm
bstanfiAl coatrol Of his elder sisters
In spite u the itemized directions
With which even unto the Hosaent 81
Anal leave-takins she had not ceased
to bombard him Haroads mother Sss
Tar from sure tass her eaor,s would
have any lasting e0ect
Her soy age Nas more OF less dis
surbed by these doubts. but before
she Landed On the other side she had
deterWiasd "a q course of action. Like
all small bows. Harold is most GOV
etous Of picture postcards aud had
leokeA forward to q harvest from his
mothers trip. He got IL.
Every day she sent ut least one
card. And whatever else II bore In the
way Of inscription. there was not one
which failed of this introduction:
Just as soon as YOU get this 90 sad
brush your teeth"
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ne o.J.OTMU00 SUPplY @,

AG oU9l eeoAlee Z Co,
Mm 6n9 q. $3.50 ss:s:s;s,,
0nA1l1u1h ouau~An - -0D0~a@S~n.
SxsS:::s
sssGlssSssSs, - ~
ssss-ssss ls...... - -. e....
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Osr~hseSe's Wonderful wA

Speaking Of Sarah BernharAts per
formasce as Eleonore in The Courte
san a Corlnth," the Paris correspoal
ent Of 4 Berlin paper saws: 'AnA the
wig-who will describe it, We know
that II vas made in London b. the
naa who has no superior in tie basi
ness. We know also that Bernhardt
insisted On the maker coming to Paris
with his handiwort in order thst he
might adjust it properly. because. she
says. the best wig. when inproperiy
placed. is only . wig. while artistic
adornment makes it part a The Der
son Who wears it He came and re
ceived-shall We believe ri. .eeo
marks for his trouble. But II vas
worth it to the actress and to the audi
ence. for il gave Bernhardt the ap
pearance Of being woman Of ~
she is really a little older
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
ywsly Ass.o.

When, not long ago. Mark Twain re
visited Elmirs. whose citisess still
claim him as one of them. he sas in
vited to address the iRRaass u the
state reformstory. seeking to Illus
trste q point in his talk. he drew
handsome gold watch from his pock".
and said.
"FOr instance, take my Watch
He got no further. Many Of the
inmates had been placed In the insti-
tuition tor taking watches. anA TIE hu-
nar Of the illustration seemed to strike
every listening convict. 0seefui
shouts Of recognition and S0prOvai
went up on all sides. and tAe sPsaker
hesitated and realized that. tempora
rily, at least, he had lost.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
e,atey - euspo0.

ne man who succeeds above HE
eeSows 10 The oae Who. early In life.
clearly 1iscerns bis osject, and toward
that object habitually directs bis pow
en-. Evea Geniss itsek 10 bat Ans Oh
servatioa strengtAeaeA BY Axity a
parpOse. Every nan Who observes Wig
ilantly and resolves steaAfastly grows
uacOnsciOusly into geaius.-Bulwer-
LvttOa.
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70 u sGNAro0 F0oM xAvsAs
Ssssph L. o-ists~ VIII oueese> chss-
YER !. ls~O.

WashingtOn.-The senate galleries
will have a new hero when Joseph L.
Bristow Of Kansas arrives and puts On
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
$500 e~~3A

-your psssia.sss cotsss lot fSssS
xoa..n s-esnas ~ D. ~ rASs
n " al rlenf
do voE give tn Sifls sS~~- Fs~~
t,cal business trsiaiiS
In r.sly "a tss.i aae-ss"e : een "14s
ssy tnaf sixfy pr cent ~ our SFsas-
si.s NARY their eBap'"Sers -. hfss
x.sF Il .asisrili. Cossrsss JossoS
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
G0eso0.

Aistress-BviaGet. II always seems
- Ne that the craAkiest mistresses
~ the best COOKS.
CoO&-AA. % o. VIE yer blarney!
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25

s$e1 oswsthi~O csmtaO.
That's the parsOa that marrtel
me-" shall soak hin Ose for your. q.
implicissimus.
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svNoSels.

Lord Niifred Nincsnt aud Archibald
fsrhitus a.. introduced al th. openins Il
tn story. tn tsusiand. the latter relating
tif' tHs The pair ON outins miss
their train and seeking rs-t'r.s fisu meet
THE Honarabie Agatha Wvckhor ti.r
hand is much sousht after. because OF
lef wealth. On visiting IN. Wvokhor
castle they are introduced TO two other
G,ri- both known Agatha Nvckhor
Al dinner three other Agatha Wvrshnrs
arr introduced and the plot revealed.
The Deceased siep-fsther. In an eccentric
moment mad. his VIII So that the real
Agatha, heiress To his fortune aud the
castle ai We. England might wed her
sAni,y Thus Mrs. Armistesd. chap.ron.
~s- In duty bound TO keep the real
sEsthss identify unkno~n and suitors
~ere invited 10 trvout for the hand of the
hsirsss An attempt hy Terhape 10 gath
81 cl.v from the cbspsron fails Vim
cent shows liking for the chsperon's sec
retsry, Mise Marsh
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
t%iseI t<ele in Aroec~s>.

Male servants in the Arsenti.e CAP
itai get sc cents to g. 20 eosd a dav
and female help 40 cents to e1.1e.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25

A good bluf is better than Quss
riches. 1t lasts lonGer,
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
ynr l,nN-

Mrs Al gHd stand sosr husband
is foHa of an srss-nseni
Mrs z-Ycs. indeed Why. ~ even
refuses 10 e.; AM thing that ASr"es VIA
nin Chicago Meas
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
Ana sN9a ts>e A~-

In Switzerland this sunsH..r said a
Ptilsaelphiaa. 4 heard ChArtessA&Ge
Toxer describe tn. stringent police
regulations II Berlin
Mr.. To~er. By way a Illustration
co.clua.d With little story.
sch midi and kragss uaei oae morn
ing in the park.
Have vou heard saws ScAaidt.
tn. sad ne~s about Mul1s.r'
Ne said krsuss What is ,f
Well .s,os Muller vent tasatsas op
the river yesterday The s"'sf ceS'~'zea
asd he was drowned. The water vas
ten feet deep.
{" Nut couldn't he swim
swim Don't You know thss all
persons are strictly forhsdden eS me
police to swim In the riSerY
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-25
aSs O~Asas~y x,elsos.

Mr. Blank entered a well knosn res
,aurant and ordered two fried eggs
When the order vas served he ~~0
vexed to find dead fly lying ~ the
middle II one of the eggs
But Nr Blank vas NO WdtsAry NOR
tai. and instead Of flying isto Q rage
and calling the manager Of the res
taurauf, he turned To the Wabaer and
blandly said: You have feseotten
something Where is my other n.y."