The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-26
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 My mex. imitation win bs"-NeS Years!
 well you had good time. now didn't you?
 Last call for paresoric.
 The only thing to rankle in your breast Is the thought that though you handsome present. she'll turn around and marry some other geek before the year is out.
 Twas the day after Christmas and all Not a creature was stirring, not even For pa had come home on terrible And his siumbers we all were afraid
 to arouse.
 Justice wright seems to have stirred up hornets nest in his recent ad- perfect volley of telegrams of protest having been received \ at the WnlLe House. Teddy and Bonaparte have met their Waterloo, t would seem
 There is nothing in this world that can equal the look of superiority and conceIt that is depicted in the counte- shoes shined by another darkey; If the shinee has a cigar In his mouth it only increases it ten fold.
 All signs over saloons fail in prOhi-
 Poor Emma Goldman. never gets but one kind of invitation and that IS TO move on"
 By wireless telephony two French naval officers have succeeded in nearing ing perfectly at distance of ninety ulties--News Item.
 But what's the use; you can't see soubrette dancing at that distanee9
 After March 4. the White House will assume all the dignity and .quietude, and respectabiiity of a cemetery
 A Parish fashion writer (oh. glory bob predicts that within ten years wo- fhfs to make all the husbands who asys tssss hSrribs hsd 5H Kerry wdo%s feel good and have something pleasant to LOOK forward to. Thankful, oh Lord. that WE don't have -t, to button any females waist up the back.
 Maybe. way of wonder In 1925. some old feiissr win be pointed out on the streets as man whom Hooseyet called liar.
 -Ha!ns Case Nearing an End" says 4 headline. Glory be!
 MT. Taft has also. coined . new word "bumhleppppy. seems as sifrI, if our crowding the old Photographers out of business.
 Did you ever stop to think that days in the year is. Hello. or 'Fine Day" or Gimme a match
 Say. if you haven't anything else to SIad that the Teller next door didn't Set phonograph for Christmas.
 new shade of dark green, very pop- ular with young girls is called Atlan- tlc,--Fashlon Journal.
 The old color. Hong green" was also very popular with them here in Mont gonaery. at the hour of galloping of to SFess.
 Fur and feathers seem to be the most important features of the new milli- nery.
 Shoes colored to match the costume are stlIl rampant. but all shades of
  lures of colored costumes in fact with anything except black. The complex ion tints should also match the cos tune as nearly as possible.
 Adam and Eve didn't have any cover for their family Bible, but they bound the leaves anyhow.
 The Happy Brother. Ole Years nearly petered out,
 New Years almost here. Hallelujah. let us shout,
 Good times will appear. Country sausage. sparerlbs too,
 ,Butternlik an jam
 I'm content--I am. Apple elders howin' free,
 Blue sky up above me, Lots is worser of than me.
 I've got folks to love me. when the winds a blowin' keen
 Tn the night an daytime kin see the roses lean,
 Dreamin' O the Maytime. That's the Alabama way.
 Happiness 1n' cheer. Lookln to the brighter day,
 comln' on next year. Jungle Insanity. What made the fretful porcu-pine For her he loved so true3 If the truth ye'd know. m whisper low: He was struck by a kangaroo. What made the kanga.rue the match To the last days of her iife2
 She grew regretful Because he was "fretfuP' So she hated being his wife.