New-York tribune., 1908-11-12
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

The people who took a number Of Esquimaus
TO Seattle, where they will build and inhabit the
Esquimau village a part of the Alaska Yukon
Pacific Exposition, had unpleasant experience
with their wards, when, in the hope that the Ind
ians would be amused they took them TO a variety
show. The performances OF a sleight-ot-hand
man terrified them to such extent that they
huddled under the benches and showed unmistak-
able fear OF what they called the devil man"
When the first delegation of Apaches taken
by the superintendent Of Indian affairs from
Toronto 10 Washington to sign peace papers, the
people in charge of the chiefs had similar
perience On the way to Washington the delega-
tion stopped in New York and had quarters in
downtown hotel. One OF the most important Of
the braves had lost eye in battle, and the
perintendent. with interpreter. took the
eved chief optical establishment IN Union
Square kept by Henry waldsten, the father of
Professor Charles Waldsten. OF Cambridge, and
there the chief was provided with glass eye
When the party returned to the hotel and the
Indians saw that their comrade had two eyes they
also became terrified and il took a long time
convince them that they had not fallen into the
hands of devils.
Grandfather-He Stop minute boy I
Tornmy-Can't. COS mothers waiting to give
Grandfather@ Bless me- Fancy a boy running
Tommy-welI. If don't fathern get home be-
fore it's over.-Tit-Bts.
Owners OF some apartment houses in ST Louis
have added clause to their leases which reads
as follows "And it is further agreed by and be-
tween both parties that, shall the lessee cook or
permit to be cooked in the said premises any
onons cabbage other odoriferous vegeta bes or
anything which shall penetrate the common halls
of the premises. either r odor smoke this lease
shall be void" This looks like attempt 70 de-
prive the family of the natural right TO enjoy what
they like at their own table. but It has been de-
cded that it IS good law One Of the legal opin-
ions given says: The restrictions are in the
mutual interest OF tenants They prohibit certain
things which would tend 10 disturb the dwelers
I'm the apartments" In several apartment houses
in that city the mo children" clause is in force.
It aroused some opposition when first adopted but
it holds good.
Park preacher after vain appeal for liberal col
lection, here is parable" " He produced two
coins a e-shiIiing piece and penny, from his
pocket and held them up before the ssse@mblass @
TG SG5Rs po f to e pSnhy Oh Ssa
poor thing! I'm worthy sixty OF you
one respect in which I beat you easily
:" what's thatT asked the ive-shilling piece con-
:" why replied the penny with much compIa-
cency, go TO church far. far oftener than you
Goods news-and bsd-for Thanksgiving diners
comes from the cranberry district of Massachusetts
The good tdings thst the berries plentiful
and OF good quality, and the bad news-for the
housewveS-s that the prices high 1t is esti-
mated that the total yield OF Cape Cod and Plyn-
outh County bogs this season will exceed I25OOo
barrels This compares with last years crop OF
III les barrels. Prices abous the same as in
1907 from $ to IS barrel.
\ lawyer once asked man who had at various |
times sat on several juries Who influenced YOU |
most-the lawyers, the witnesses, the iudge?" |
He expected get some useful and interesting in
formation from experienced a luryman This |
was the mans reply: Il tell yer, sir. 'ow makes
up my mind I'm i,s plain m, man and ressonn
vers say nor by hat the witnesses sav-no nor |
Ia what the Judge says. ! Just looks at the man |
in the dock. and SAYS. If he amt done nothing
why's he therer And brings EN- all in S,S.:y" |
-Dundee Advertiser.