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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
PEOPLE SHOULD TRY
THIS MIXTURE NOW
Home Made Remedies Which Acts
on Kidneys and
Bladder.

Gut this ont ana put in some safe
pace, Tor IL Is valuable and WORT.
more than anything else in the world
IL you should have an attack of rheu-
niatlsm or bladder trouble or any de-
ransement of the kidneys whatever.
me prescription IS simple. aud can
be made up by anyone at home. The
ingredients can he had NJ any goo |
prescription pharmacy ana ali that Is
necessary is 10 shake them well in a
bottle.
Here IL Is: Fluid extract dandclion.
onc-haIf ounce: compound nareon'
one ounce: compound syrup Of sarsa !
pariila. three ounces.
rake a teaspoonfnl after cach meal
ana ut bedtime. \ few doeses Is sail
10 relieve almost any case of bladder
troul:e. frequent urination. pain and
scalding, weakness and hackache 9.
pam above the kiducys. etc. 1t Is now
Claimed 10 be the method of curing
chronic rheumatism, because of ills
direct and positive action upon the
eliminative tissues OF the hidncys. 1t
cieanscs these sponlIc- like organs
and gives them life and power to sift
ana strain the poisonous waste mat :
yer ana uric acid from the blood re-
iieving the worst forms OF Rheuma-
tism and kidney and bladder ,rou-
bies. The extract dandelion acts np-
on the stomach and liver and is used
also extensively for relieving consti-
patton and Indigestion. Compound.
sarsaparilla cleans and cnrichcs tho
blood.
a well-lmown local druggis, Is au-
thority that this prescription Is safe
TO use at any tim..
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
REVERSED MENU ORDER.
swsetbrsads For the Dearest Psrsian
TAhhy Cat.

Dashlng up TO fashionable restau.
rant In touring car OF the most cx-
pcnslve make, middle aged coupls
entered the place the other day ana
obedlently followed the head waiter tn
corner table. Though seemingly per
sous OF culture accustomed 10 album.
dance OF money, both ordered sparlng-
~. A couple OF lamb chops and single
dish or vegetab les sufilced for tue man.
aud the woman took q light salad Mel.
Their called for wine. though the res
taurant is famous for Its cellar, and the
light repast ended with Ice cream for
two. Then. TO the amazemcnt OF all
who sat at neighborlng tables us well
us that OF the walter. though he was
too well trained TO show II much. the
middle aged matrou called for sweet.
breads cooked in Il French style with
which she appeared 10 be entirely ia.
millar. That waiter went us close to
staring rs doubtless he ever had been.
but he coughed discreetly and, with
hardly glance at the plates on which
the cream had been. asked In low
tone, "Sweetbreads, did you say. mad
ann" The answer came readily.
"Sweetbreads. said. garcon." IT sur
feed. The waiter bowed without u
smile and hastcned TO the Kitchen. III
due time he returned with the delicacy.
Possibly you thought we Intended to
eat these" said madam as she glanced
ut the well cooked sweetbrends APPROX
ingly. Ii would not have been q wild
supposition even though she and her
husband had finished Ice cream, for
the dish was dainty, and 1t would not
have required nm epicure to appreciate
the exquisite coloring and presumptive-
ly delicate flavor. But the matrun ex-
ploded that idea. II wish 10 take them
away with me-" she continued ''They
are for my cat. | have the dearest
Persian tabby In all the world, and ev-
cry tiIue so out for an auto ride al
ways take sweetbreads home 10 her.
She is inordnately fond OF them. but
she eats them only when | have been
on little excursion. think she knows
that II she Is good when am out she
Will receive her reward in this shape.
Anyway, IL il n pleasure 10 me TO re.
member my pet and to know that
share my good times with her at least
Il little bit" The man pald the bill.
and the two left the restaurant. When
they had gone the walter whispered TO
an old customer that the check for the
entire dinner, or supper for man and
wife was Sl."5 while for the sweet
breads prepared specially for puss the
charge was so cents.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
TiIIman,s Easy Menox.

The hotel in which Senator TIlmau
lived last winter and held almost
nightly communion with former Sen
ator William Il. Chandler over the rail
road rate blu has been torn down. IL
was an old hotel. comfortable aud emil.
nently respectable, but not numbered
among the fashionable. Now the sena.
Tor lives in one OF the elaborate and
expensive apartment houses on Con.
nectlcut avenue. Representative Lee.
ver who also comes from South Caro-.
lima, was concerned for his friends
pocketbook. and he asked the senator:
isn't that mighty swell place yon
have gone into:'
We'll. that is easily explained, young
man. replied Mr.. Tlllman good ma.
turedly. II would have you know that
for the last six months l have been
selling hot air and at $3.50 night
New York Times.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01

her visitor Vor all in the village knew
ais IDENTIFY. the woman turned scarlet
and sald;
"Oh. you must have heard how hso.
iy | played"
81 did. Indeed" replied De Pachmsnn.
"and I've taken notion 10 help you
play TINT piece better I'm a., ling To
point out few OF the crsrs yon
make"
He spent an hour or more In sugges.
lions aud helpful hints that Constituted
n lesson. FOR which the recipient could
not find words strong enough of graf
ltudc.
A few days later De pachmann was
driving through ihe street IN which the
young teacher lived. Remembering Ills
adventure, lie glanced al her house IN
passing aud read the brand new sign
displayed there.
"rlANO LESSONS. PUPIL or DE
PACIMANN. TERMS. ST."
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
why She Raised Her Rates.

Vladimir De Pachmann spent few
quiet months In Il modest farmers cot
tage In the Cntskills before beginning
his farewell American tour.
The great pianist was stroiling
through the small village near which
hc lived when he passed an open win
desg and heard some one playing Che
pins "Fantalsle Impromptur very bad.
~.
He glanced up and saw sign Axed
10 the house:
PIANO LESSONS: TERMS, TWEEN
FIVE CENTS
Imbued with kindly thought. De
Pachmann rang the bell. The playing
stepped. nnd the performer. no less
person than the teacher herself. ap-
DeareA on the threshold Recognizing
as~.t4
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01

imaginable. the paper being either plain
or crinkled. some OF the strips having
Il gold edge.
The design to be worked is first
transferred on TO the material in the
usual way known TO needle workers or
simply traced with pencil The strips
OF paper are then rolled and twisted
into shape &c represent the different
flowers which decorate the frame illus.
'rated Forgetmenots or red berries
are done by taking strip OF paper.
folding one end lightly round /. needle
and rolling round and round very
closely until the circles one after the
other form a solid mass sufficiently
large 10 make one berry or petal The
needle is then dra wn out, and tho little
ball OF rolled paper is pressed Into
shape and made longer or pointed by
Judicious pressure with the thumb
nall or with hard paper knife. When
this has been done the petal Is sur
rounded with strip OF gold paper.
which, only showing the narrow edge,
gives the appearance OF gold band
or setting
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01

eight years since lie began his public
and professional career he has attained
u success that rarely comes to men be-.
fore middle age.
The new senator first became promi-
nent In public affairs as solicitor OF
Duvai county. enforcing strictly The
laws requiring the saloons TO be closed
on Sundays. also the license laws. His
prosecution OF the beef and the ice
trusts In Jacksonville made him very
popular. He was successful IN the
management of Napoleon Il. Brow
ard's campaign in 1904, resulting in
the election OF AIR. Broward as gov
ernor, He is an able lawyer. I'm elo-
qnent speaker and fearless In the per.
formance OF duty. OF ancient southern
ancestry. he inherltu the Democratic
faith.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
No Use to Die.

II have found oil, that there Is no
use TO lie of lung trouble rs long as
you can get DR., Kings New Discov-
cry" says Mrs. j. =. White. .. -.ush-
boro. Pa. Il would not be alive to-
DAY only for that wonderful medi-
cine. II loosens up a cough quicker
than anything else, and cures lung
disease even after the case is pro-
nonnced hopeless" This most relia-
bic remedy for coughs ani colds. la
grippe. asthma. bronchitis anu hoarse-
ness. is sold nnder girantee ut all
druggists. soc and sl,0O. Trial bot
Tie free.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
rHn IDEAL LEADER

He ia one who counts no public toll 40
* hard
As idly slittS,tns pleasures. One con,
troilpd
BY no mob's haste nor .wayod by god,
OF gold.
rriains. rot SQUIRTING, all Just mems re-
With mono but manhood's ancient order
starred
Nor crowned with titles less august and
Than human greatness. Large Drained.
iimpid souled.
Whom dreams can hurry not nor doubts
retard.
Born, nnrtured OF the people. living still
Tho peoples life and though their noblest
iiowcr.
In neught removed above tham save
In lofuer virtue. wisdom. courage. power.
the ampier vision. the serener WILL
And the hxed mind, TO no light deiiylngs
William Watson
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
II pidn'. Come Natural.

A Russian monjik sat In the ante
room of the military commission OF his
town with I'm anxious frown on his
race. a friend approached ana said:
What Is the matter. Piotr;"
Il am worried" Piotr answered
about my son | don't know what a.
say when the commissioner asks ~,
about his age. You see. II I make l,ir.
out younger than he Is he viii he sen,
back to school. and II make him out
oder they'll stick him in the army.
What the deuce am l to do:"
How would 1t do II you told the
commissioner his exact age;'
PLOT slapped his leg and laughed
dellghtedly.
THE very thing" he cried. Il never
thought OF that"
- .aI.-
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
Tho Younaes. Senator.

William james Bryan, who by ap-
pointment OF Governor Broward sue
ceeds the late Stephen s. Mallory OF
Florida IN the United States senate, Is
The youngest man to achieve that hon
or since 1906 In that year Henry
Clay. then barely thirty. was appoint.
ed senator from Kentucky to Ill nm
uneSplred term.
Senator Bryan was born Oct. 10.
1876. and has not long passed the age
OF thirty, at which citizen is entitled
10 seat in the senate, hut In the
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01

The dinner bell should be a signal
for the happiest time OF the day Ev-
cry member OF the family should go
to the table In his most genial mood
Each one should bring his best, bright
est ana most cheerful things TO It. No
Que should be allowed TO complain or
relate his or her troubles there. The
assembling round the dinner table
should be an occasion for the fun and
laughter and cheerful talk, the enc
inies OF indigestion.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
A Novel gn.rse.

Canned artichokes may be used now
Tor a novel entree. Small amounts OF
other vegetables for filing the arti-
choke cnps must be cooked ready for
use. such as caulihower peas and
small French beans. String beans can
be added TO the lis, II liked in combi.
nation.
saute the arsiehokes in butter until
3 light color.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
"A Hard MAN 10 Move.

General Andrew Jackson's colored
body servant was asked after Old lick
ory's death whether he thought his
master had gone TO heaven and prompt
~ replied ~ ain. jlst so sho 'hout dat,
SIR"
WHY. wasn't the general good
MANI"
Eyes, sab, lie was a very good man."
well, then, IL he was such good
man why aren't you sure lie has gone
to heayeny''
lit NIL depends, sah,' the old darky
answered, ION whcddnr de general
waptedito so to heaven or wheddar he
didn't want TO go dar. re he did, he's
dar. but ef he didn't. all hell couldn't
mske him go."
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
A Great Accent.

"How's that mining scheme of you're
coming out?"
Splendid. Why we sold every cent
OF the stock before we found the
mine '-I.ifc.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
Tha Wrenp One.

a young man had been calling now
aud then ON Young lady when one
night. as lie sat in the parlor waiting
Tor her to come down, her mother en-
tered the room instead and nskcd him
ina very grave. stern way what his
Intentions were.
lie turned very red and WAS about to
htammer some incoherent reply when
suddenly the young lady called down
from tire head of the stairs:
Mamma, mamma, That is not the
,ciie."-Ladies' Home Journal.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
Where They Differed.

A lawyer aud a physician were en-
gagged in IN argument over. the relative
merits Of their respective professions.
Il don't say that all lawyers are
crooks" said the doctor. but you'll
have TO admit that your profession
doesn't make angels OF men"
no" retorted the lawyer; "you doc
tors certainly have the beat OF ua
there Everybody's.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
PAPER MOSAIC WORK.
Design Transferred to Material In the
Uaual Wav

The description OF the work is sim
pie enough, although the execution of
1T requires practice to be perfect The
materials used are cardboard. silk. sat
In. linen or leather as a foundation and
long narrow strips OF strong paper
about one-eighth OF an Inch wide for
the decoration. These strips are oh.
iainable in all colors and art shades
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
The
~ ~ a
crap book
sSrry For Tho Queen.

An English professor wrote on the
niackboard In Ills laboratory:
Professor Wilson Informs his stu-
dents that he has this day been ap.
pcinted honorary physician To her mai.
ssty Queen Victoria
la the course OF the morning he had
occasion to leave the room and found
Oh his return that some student-wag
lad added TO the announcement the
words:
y God save the aueeng
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
A Comforting Explanation.

A prominent Baltimore lawyer, like
many young attorneys, got his first
case by assignment from the bench
His client Ind been indicted for MUIR
der. and his conviction was foregone
conclusion.
Tho result OF the trial was II SEN
tence to be hanged. Hut the man made
an appeal TO the governor for pardon
and wns awaiting q reply thereto when
his lawyer visited him In his cell
81 got good news for you-yery good
news" the young lawyer aaid, grasp
Ing the mans hand.
Did the governor--is st u pardon 2"
the man exclaimed joyously.
'Well-no The fact is the governor
refused to Interfere. But an uncle OF
yours has died and left you 5000, and
You will have the satisfaction OF know
Ing that your lawyer got paid you
know" was the comforting explnna-
tlon. -Harper's.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
His Preference.

She YVES Standing OH chair, ON the
pier watching the racing. On chair
behind were two Frenchmen. The lady
turned around and said Il hope don't
Obstruct your viewT'
"Mademoiselle." quickly replied one,
81 much prefer the obstruction to the
View"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
raraway Mark.t..


Where n.s yoi going. my man?'
said an Eng i tourist. stopping an
Irish farmer un tie way 10 the cattle
fair.
"fo Waterford fair your honcr."
WAS the answer.
The Englishman looked approvingiy
at the heIfers the other was driving.
And bow much do YOU expect To get
for your beasts III Waterford fair:''
he asked.
"shure, an ii get IS a head |
shan't do badly"
''.ih. that's Il sample OF your coun.
Try" said the Englishman severely.
Take those helfers to England and
you'd average Fla ii head for them"
Just SO. yer honor. and IL yez were
80 fake the lake o. Killarney to he'll yez
would get Il guinea = drop"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
a NarroW gseap,s.

f'sec iherel" exclaimed the returned
Irish soldier to the gaping crowd as he
exhibited with some pride his tall hat
With & bullet hole in II. Look at that
hole, VIII youy Ye see, II II had been II
lowHcowned hat | should have been
killed outright"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
WORKING His Rassaae.

When the boats were running on the
canal between Glasgow and Paisley.
nm freshman asked the boatman ut the
latter place IL lie would let him work
his passage TO Glasgow. "Al right:
take and lead the horse" said the
boatman.
Pat started and led the horse the
whole way. When they arrived Mt
Glasgow. Pat said to the boatman:
DO you call that working my pas
sage? Bedad, and might as well
have walked IT,"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
Why Not2

An Alabama man. meeting an old
darky formerly in his service. put 10
hlm the usual question. We'll. jed
how nre YOU today"
''rolable, sub. tol0hle." cautiously
replied jed. "Ah'd be all right sob. ir
II want for de rheumatism In nah
Right lalg.'n
All. well, Jed. we mustn't complain,
We're all getting old, and old age does
mot come alone
N"old age aint got nuthin TO do wild
itAsah. Heah's mah other lalg jest as
old. an dats sound an soople as kin
ben.- I.ippincott's.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
Continued In Our Next.

CONTINUED In Our Next
II was in the days before railways.
telephones and telegraph lines had
reached the interior of Pennsylvania.
nnd news travelled slowly. There had
been a presidential election. and every
body was anxious to learn the result.
crowd had collected at the iyostotfice
In one OF the villages, waiting FOR the
evening mall to come ia from sta
ton sixteen miles distant. Al last q
man emerged from the office with a
paper in his hand. and a number OF
citizens gathered about the man ant
waited In breathless silence until he
had finished reading and had thrown
the paper in the air with shout OF
exuitation. Then several citizens de-
m.,ndcd: What's the news? Who's
electedT'
ELECTED nothing" replied the man.
"Esmeralda Fitzhugh married Regl.
Maid Abercrombic after all"
Then 1t was discovered that The man
had been reading the concluding chan.
tiers OF love story In New YORK
weekly .ippincotts.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
Here Are Some Reasons
Why We Should Be
Your Druggists.

lst-we give you the very best prices
possible.
2nd--Wc carry by far the alrgest
stock of drugs on the Peninsula.
3rd-We deliver goods to any part of
The city promptly, land promptly
with us means at once.)
lth--Two graduate pharmacists, both
full registered in Virginia. attend
to all prescriptions and pharma
ceutical work. We want your
prescriptions. will send for and
deliver them.
'th-We positively guarantee you sat
isfaction OH all goods bearing our
label.
There are many other reasons
which YOU viii learn. If you give
us a trial.
n. B,,-if You want y dollar bottle OF
Listerine This week for 65. we
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
King John and mecar,y.

During session of the territorial
legislature OF Montana measure was
introduced which Involved grave con-
stitutionai questions. Us II seemed to
some. One orator dcclalmed quite
bercely against 1t. urging that 1t WAS
clearly In opposition 10 the great prin.
clpies OF the Magma Chartn which the
brave barons in days OF old had wrest-
ed from King John. Another legislator
rose Immediately to reply. determined
TO show that he for one was not to be
overwhelmed by high sounding words
or obscure illusions. plnnglng at once
Into his subject. he declared with much
vigor that It was time for the legisla
tive bodies OF Montana TO think ANA
net for themselves without reference to
the opinions or principles OF King John
ana his man McCarty.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-03-01
Spoiled His Appetite.

Spo'od his Appetite.
Well how are you getting on with
Your French, my SOM" asked The IA.
thei nj supper.
Very well, sir," the lad replied.
The father benmed with pleasure.
Ask politely in French for some
peas" he said.
There was an awkward pause.
"Hnt, father. don't want any peasn
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-01-29
APPALACHIA DEPARTMENT.

John BrOtherton attended
L. :. Court at the Gap Monday.
Whether times be hard or
fiourishing you'll find II to your
advantage TO deal with Kenne-
dy and Wanpler when in need
of mems furnishings, etc.
l.. r. and +. 3. Tate spent
Sunday i'm Dryden and Penn
ington Gap with friends
Misses Lura and BERTHE Willis
were in town Monday. they
having journeyed from the Gap
90 visit friends.
y. VI. Horton. of Gate City.
spent Monday night visiting
Mr. and Mrs. Sidney Case.
You viii have hard time
finding store I'M Appalachia
that viii DO better by YOU than
Rogers end James. Our bust
ness is conducted on the ''live
and let live" plan
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-01-29

DR.. Stallard has purchased
two residence lots in Blondell
Addition.
DR.. and Mrs. NJ. +. Stallard
left Saturday night for an ex-
tended stay IN Old Mexico.
Mrs. b. :. Grimm spent Sat
urday with friends in Norton.
Mrs. NJ. !. Holly is suffering
from "a severe attack of bron-
chitis.
The framework on Mission
Hall on Chestnut Street rs
about completed.
q. B. Fogaty OF the Gap, had
iae misfortune % get his nose
and face badly bruised up by
being thrown from horse lac
was riding while IN town Sat
urday
Mrs. S. a. Collier and chill
dren have returned from very
pleasant visit to East Stone
Gap.
$ a. Collier went to Norton
Saturday TO attend to- business
matters
The ponds and streams Inn
and around town are aII frozen
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-01-29

d, n ~ go .rr
I IL. - ., nm 80 p, '''' d p ~ '''' w 81
IA ~" " "'7''',
IT NJ. Baker was over from
Whitesburg. KY. last week.
-v ,,, rl.t..i.. and
Mrs T.. g. Robinson. of Bristol
Were guests at the Imperial last
Thursday.
Mrs. Sidney Case spent last
week with homafolks iu Gate
City
Ms. a. 1T Hale and d1ugh-
ter have returned from Hale IS
49,. .,il.4 h, ,,. lln... ~
Mr. l1al..s r,fl.r
Look Here ie thc startling
caption of the Big Department
Store ui this week. rDad lt
Those who are interested n
the turthcrance of th' lnman
Appnlachia Homo Mission No-
ciety arr requested to oc pres
,,..,,,.. .t l..~I,,.. ISL Mrs
ID D. Avhi..l.., +, rrn.n
n.,, N..l,..l., pr,.. .
fr,.nl ,vith van
Attorney lohn Roberts. oi
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1908-01-29

By ~. r Barker.
IS Fsoprlctols( }. d. LarAcy.