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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20
UNBRHLARACEET WILL
\ BE KEPT AGOIAG
STATEMENT MADE YESTER-
DAY BY A PROMINENT
CITIZEN


IN an interview, yesterday, with a
pruminent citizen, who, with his
vile was loser in the umbrella"
aurmOl at the Philharmonic concert
en- Tuesday evening last and who
proposes to follow up the lost
akower-sticks until he locates and
Frgains them, no matter who has
shen, he delivered himself, forceful-
b, as follows:
There seems to be good bit of
resentmens against the management
of the Philharmonic concert on ac-
SCENT Of the umbrellas that were lost
abere the other evening. People took
aheir best Shower Sticks on the
ssrrngth Of the advertisement in the
papefs, that all umbrellas would be
checked and taken care of.
For the same reason, quite a num-
M o. persons who could not get
near the check-rack, on account Of
nc confusion, and did not care to
ael crushed. nor stay until the wee
hours Of the morning trying to get
lheir umbrellas left them, and held
DE checks. thinking that the unbrel-
rs wouId be taken care OF, and that
they could present the checks the
next morning when there was less
danger, and get their property. But,
roe came unto all the unlucky per-
SONS who did this. They are out their
good umbrellas and have a grudge
zgainst the management Of the con-
arrt, the A. "A. A. A. committee, and
swear vengeance against the per-
sons who took their property. At
Eezst two owners have sworn to
watch every umbrella that appears
ON the street or at any public place,
until they find the guilty persons
Who now hold them, unless their
RmbrelIas are left at Whitman's."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20


'"The chair hitcher," says a business
man, IS the greatest nuisance that an
Office man is compelled to endure.
"The hitcheF is always deeply inter.
ested In the matter he has come to
talk over, and the more he talks the
closer he draws his chair, and with
every additional point be makes he
gives his chair another hunch in your
direction, and by the time he has fair.
ly entered on his subject he has his
feet on the rounds Of your chair, his
elbow on your desk and Is dropping
the ashes from his cigar on your coat
sleeve. It would be Just rs easy for
him TO make his speech Or preach bi'
sermon three or four feet away. III
he never learns that fact and dama.g
his own cause by draggia.. BIS t
over your carpet and putting F.. bmE3g
in your face.
II know one Office EGn IL toaa y 81
got so tired Of having clgIr as!r~ ~
MS clOthes ana smoke poured iuto lilS
face that he called a carpenter, tvya
the rollers Off one chair placed It IL
convenient position at the end OF his
desk, then had the man nail It to the
floor. But It didn't do a particle Of
good. The first hitcher that came In
was a big. strong 200 FOUNDER, who
began his talk and, growing earnest,
just pulled the chair up By the roots,
dragged 1t toward the desk and never
noticed that anything was WEOng."--
st. Louis Globe Democrat,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20
HUGE STADIUM WANTED.

NEW HAVEN. Conn. Nov. io-
Inability to seat many of the under.
graduates who wish to see the Yale
Harvard football game on Saturday
has resulted in renewal Of the agi-
tation for a monster concrete sta
dium or amphitheatre here The
Alumni Weekly is pushing the move.
II is suggested that a graduate cor
poration be organized to back the
proposal and to start concrete sta
dium fund as soon as possible. An
issue OF bonds is contemplated.
While the Yale stand at present
seats only $1,000 there were approx
imateiy 10000 applications for tickets
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20
LETTER FROM FoRTY-N1NER.
Could Not Obtain Relief From
catarrh Until he Had
Used Hyomei

Here is a simple, interesting and
sincere letter from rugged pioneer
Of 49, who braved the dangers and
hardships Of the overland trail to
California. Surely the sincerity Of
Ehis letter should surely appeal TO
those who desire to escape the bond
age in which they are now held by
that ruthless and most powerful
Wrecker Of health and happiness:
catarrh.
Santa Jose, Cal, May 5, 1908.
Booths Hyemei Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Dear Sirs-Some years ago was
afflicted with catarrh, and tried a
number of remedies, but received no
relief. | was told by friend who
had been using your Hyomei, and
thought would receive great bene-
At and perhaps cure. ! purchased
an outfit, and before | had used the
bottle noted marked relief.
J used it for a month or so, and
thought was cured, and stopped
using it for year or 50. Thought ]
was getting catarrh again, and start
"a using it again, and keep ii in the
house and use it every morning once
a day, and keep myself clear OF ca
tarrh. ] consider it the best
ratarrh medicine that is used. / have
Often recommended il to my friends.
II lam 81 years old. | came to Cali
fornia in IS49, and Of course am not
as vigorous as / was 5S years ago.
My address is S4l Fourth street
Yours truly, w. Mock.
Hyomei pronounced High-o-me)
y guaranteed by T. F. Laurin not
only for cstarrh, but for grip,
coughs, colds, bronchitis, Group Of
infants, asthma and all diseases of
NE nose, throat and lungs A com
Bistc outfit, including inhaler, costs
snly $780, extra bottles Of Hyomei
4 afterwards needed cost but 50
1suts. Ask n. F. Laurin about it.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20
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Ne,R Location.

Steele & Ewart wish to announce
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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20
The Palace Restaurant.

ANY phase Of hunger can be daintily
grati6ed at any hour Of the day or
night at the Palace Restaurant. The
kitchen and dining room service are
Of the positive best. Private dining
rooms for ladies'. One call inspires
regular custom. Try 1t. Commerce.
street, opposite Page building.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20
NEW TO. DAY
NAME MEANS SOMETHING.

When A. r. Petersen built and
named the Modern" barber shop, he
meant that it should stand for what
it was called No patron has missed
a single feature Of the modern ton
sorial parlor It that house; and every
new wdevice in the way Of perfect
comioft and service is constantly add.
ed as 1t develops. The latest is an
expert bootblack, the best in the
business; qualification that makes
his employment really modern.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20

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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20
WHEN TURKEY Is KING

on Thanksgiving day that is the
time that the pleasures Of home
and the enjoyment Of the family
circle will be missed II you are
without home Of your own.
Homeless" Is a sad word daring
the holiday season to those who
are In that plight. You can buy
nice home or building LOT on easy
terms BY consulting A. n. Cyrus, and
you will have something to give
thanks for 424 Commercial street
Astoria
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20

MAGAZINE BINDING OF ALL
kinds doue at the Astorian Office.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20
Where Has Secured
Derringer a Mystery
CONTINUED on page 81

Hcney himself under no circum-
stances to give ii to the police and
allow no one but the district attor.
ney to have It."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20
T,he clsan Mnn.

The man who delights In personal
cleanliness, and enjoys his shave.
shampoo, haircut, and bath, Ii A.
toria, always goes to the Occldens
barber shop for these things and
gets them AZ their best,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-11-20

Try Our own mixture Of coffee -the
J. T. B. Fresh fruit and vegetables.
Badollet & Co., grocers Phone Main
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
COURT SAYS HARTMAN
 MUST ANSWER QUIZ
Only Few Questions Excepted
 In the Ruling.

NEW YORK, Jan. 16--Judge Hough, il federal circuit court. handed down today an opinion directing Otto H.
 Kahn, member of the banking firm of Kuhn, Loeb & Co., to answer all questions propounded by the Inter- state Commerce Commission. Harri-
 man was directed to answer all ques- lions except those relative to the pur-
 chase of Union and Southern Pacific stocks. in connection with the dividend Of August, 1906,
 While the exceptions are regarded as important questions by the govern
 ment lawyers who are Investigating the Chicago & Alton railroad reorgani- zation, they constituted only a small proportsoa of those that Hartman re- fused to answer. The clash between Hartman and the commission occur red>in February, last year. Among ! the lawyers who represented HarT1- man in the court proceedings was John c. Spooner, former senator from Wisconsin, who has been prominently Identified with the passage of the law lauser which the xovernmelt started Its investigation.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
FOR FOREST RESERVE.

ATLANTA, Ga, Jan 1s.-Friends of the movement looking to the crea- ton of a forest reserve in the Apps- lachian region assembled in Atlanta today to discuss their future plans. Governor Hoke Smith called the sup norters of the movement together and many rarts of the south were repre- senied. The Appalachian National Forest association, the American in- siitute of Engineers and the Georgia Federation of Women's clubs were represented, In addition to numerous commercial and industrial bodies
 The general subject of forestry and it's relation to the future development of the south was discussed. ana q strong sentiment expressed in favor of A five millionaire forest reserve in the Appalachian range. bill Tor inc creation of which Is to be brought up st the present session Of congress.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
FINDS BOY TUCKED
 SHUGLY IN BED
Burr Anderson Who Escaped From Benson School Lo-
 cated by James Blair.

Last night shortly before midnight. James Blair. officer of the Territorial Reform school at Benson. located Burr Anderson. one of the inmates who escaped from the Institution, on Tuesday afternoon last. Anderson was found at the home of his grand parents. Mir. and Mrs. Hicks, on Claw son Hill. where he has been for the past two days. When Officer Blair called last night the youthful escape, who is only 12 years of age. was fast asleep in a little bed which grand mother had prepared. After, locating the boy, the officer allowed him to remain there for the night and he will be taken back to Benson this alter noon
 The other escape. Willie Gibbs, has not yet been apprehended but it is known that he is in the city and it is probable that he will be found today.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17

train service of the road are those who were hired prior or during the year 1905. All men hired during the year 1906 are given places on the extra list, while the men hired in 1907 have been laid off.
 The three conductors who lost their regular ruEs on the freights that were taken on are not out of work, but have been assigned to brskemen's positions on other runs They are. Conductors Dow. Brogue and Skeels.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
DELAYED WITNESSES
 CUT THAW TRIAL
Respite Yesterday In the New
 York Case.

NEW YORK. Jan. 1e.-The non- ar rival of important witnesses who are lhurrying to New York caused aband- onment of the afternoon session of the Thaw trial today. and cut the morning sitting down to less than two hours. Mrs. William Thaw, mother of the accused, arrived from Pittsburg today She will be strong enough to take the stand tomorrow. She has been i'll more than a month, and once it was feared she would not be able to attend the trial. Mrs. Evelyn Nesbit Thaw will not be offered as a witness until some time next week.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
RUSSIAN GOES INTO
 JAWS OF TYRANNS
Leader of Democrats Must Ex-
 plain UtteranceS Here.


 NEW YORK. Jan. 1e.-After a visit of five days in America. Prof. Paul Milyouko~. of the Constitutional Dem ocrats. oS lhe Russian Duma, sailed for home today. He attended a dinner in Washington and reached New York in time to catch tne Lorraine.
 After the steamship left the dock a cablegram addressed to Milyoukov was received from a friend in Russia. It read: Imperative that you bring q full report of your utterances in America" Tae message is regarded as warning that he must be pre- pared to defend h:mscf.
 l. is strted that Roosevelt did not receive Milyoukos because of objec- tioE by Ambassador kosen.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
which was established to boom Mir

which was established to boom Mir. Bryan. Augustus Thomas, who Is chairman of the league, declares that the meeting will be the most notable demonstration in honor Of the Ne braska leader since the great meet ing In Madison Square Garden two years ago on Mr. Bryan's return from his trip around the world.
 Mir. Thomas will preside and make the leading speech, in which he will attempt to tell why William J. Bryan should be the democratic nominee for president. Senator Davis is expected to make Wall street the target of his attack. and Ronald Robbins of Chica- go is to expose the alleged alliance of James J. HIT and Chairman Connors of the New York state committee. Other speakers to be heard are Jo- seph J. Wiliett of Alabama, John B. Stanchfield of ElimiFa. and Charles NJ. BuIger of Oswego.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
THREE cREws LAlp oFF.

Three train crews have been taken of the freight service on the Fl Paso & Southwestern owing to the decrease in the amount of traffic in that depart ment. Three conductors and six brakemen are affected by this cut in the force and all of them are Douglas men. The men were notified of thel change Tnesday-
 IL is sstd that nov the only mea who are retaining theif position in thel
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
JEFF DAVIS TO CRATE.

NEW YORK, Jan. 1s.-United states Senator Davis or Arkansas' whose maiden speech in the senate recently attracted widespread atten- tIon, is to be the principal orator m Cooper Union tonight at big Bryan rally. The meeting is to De neia un- der the auspices of@fhe New fork State Progressive penocrafic leasue'
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
WALSH JURY STILL OUT.

CHICAGO, Jan. 1s.-Ten hours after the jury. which is considering whether John B. Walsh Is guilty of misapply- ing funds of the Chicago National Bank, retired, no word has come to the waiting attorneys that 6 verdict Is ID prospect The jury began deiiber- atlons shortly before 3 o'clock today.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
lSpecial-Today and Saturday.

As the bank reports come in evi- dence accuL-1iates that the chief part of the country's money Is being hoard ed in the banks west of the Allegha- nies. This seems to us to be rather sifscreditable business on .se.r part
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17

It needs b.it Q glance at our big window fidI e Mems Suits to see what ar economy harvest will start hsfe today.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17

Girls who want to take advantage of their leap year privilege should not let ID on the man as long as he does'nt actually run
Bisbee daily review., 1908-01-17
BOB MORRISON MAKES
 APPEAL FOR F0RAKER

Continued from First Psge.)
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-17
FRIDAY. JULY IT, 1908.
THE CHOPS WILL GROW.

One good feature of our American life is that politics cannot keep the crops from growing. Politicians may crate and demagogues may rant; cor ruptionists may bribe and weddings receive, but the sun shines and the rains come, and the crops grow and ripen just the same. Occasionally the farmer may neglect his farm in order but in the main the men who till the soil and tend the crops are not to be drawn from their work by the noise and blare Of political enthusiasts. What is more. the earth and mother Nature do not suspend their functions because the country is rent and torn by the va rious political organizations that come so often before the public.
 It Is well that this so. We have too much politics. no doubt. In some ] form 1t is always with us. Thou hast all seasons for thine own, O"-Politics. to change the poets words a little. In winter the politicians and officeseek- l CTS. as well as some who do not belong to either class, are laying their plans, and in summer they are doing the ac- i tive work. Is it not a great blessing for the people and for the country that the farmers do not have to quit their work to run the politics of the coun- try? and is 1t not a much greater blessing that the plants themselves do not have to stop growing and ripening until 1t Is known who is elected? If they did we would have more years of famine than old Pharaoh's Kingdom did in the olEen time.
 And so. whether the next President is Democrat or a Republican. whether it Is Bryan or Taft we have the hope and faith that nature will not change her ways; that the earth will produce fruits and crops in their proper sea- son and that In spite of the dissensions. the bitterness the hurry and worry and turmoil of the political world there will continue to be seed to the sower and bread to the eater" throughout the land. That much we have to be thank ful for.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-17
DYSPEPSIA RIGHTLY CURED
 STAYS CURED
Not by Treafing the Symptoms buf by Toning Up the Stomach 10 Do he Work Nature
 Expecfs 0f K

Dyspepsia should not be neglected for by depriving the body of it's proper nourishment 1t grows steadily worse. Neither stimulating medicines. which ruin the already weak stomach by making it work beyond its strength should be used, nor pre-digested foods, which do not excite flow of the diges- tive fluids and by disuse cause the stomach to become weaker. Nowhere is the tonic treatment with pr. Will Hams Pink Pills more clearly useful Its principle is to enable the stomach to do It's own work by building up the blood and giving tone to the nerves When these are once more restored to their normal health dyspepsia disap- pears and the cure is permanent.
 The experience of MT. Orlando Pence, of 63s Park Avenue, Piqua, Ohio, should be read by every one who is suffering with dyspepsia. For ten years Mir. Pence experimented with doctors ana many kinds of medicine without being cured. He was finally urged by friend to try Dr. Williams Pink Pills and after taking few boxes was re- stored to health. He says;
 Thirteen years ago I began to have stomach trouble which came on me gradually. My stomach was sore and felt as though there was ball of fire in it. My appetite was irregular and sour fluids would come up in my throat for food did not digest. I was troubled with dizziness and would see black spsoks before my eyes. I suffered from constipation and was a slave to eathartios.
 '.The doctors medicine and all other medicines that tried did not give me permanent relief and I gave up hope of getting well. My stomach was almost worn out taking medicines. After ten years of suffering took pr. Wiliiams' Pink Pills upon the advice of friend and the use of few boxes completely cured me. I am now enjoying good health and am glad to tell others of my cure"
 If you have decided to give pr. Will Hams Pink Pills a trial or if you are still in doubt as to their value in aiF cases of stomach trouble send today for a copy of our diet book which is free upon request.
 pr. Williams Pink Pills are sold by all druggists, or will be sent, postpaid, on receipt of price, 50 cents per box; six boxes for s2.60. by the pr. Williams Medicine Company. Schenectady, N. F.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-17
Brevity in Political Speech.

New York. World.
 Mir, Taft should be hailed as friend of man if he devotes the next two weeks to condensing his letter of acceptance. So should Mir. Bryan if he follows Mir. Taft's example. And likewise Mr. watson. Mir. Debs and every other candidate.
 Modern American politics Is wretched- lv verbose. Platforms too long; speech es are too long; letters too long; mes sages are too long. The Republican plat form of 1880 was considered formidable in length and Justly subject to criticism on that account. It was longer than all the other platforms combined, yet 1t could have bene printed In a single column of The World. It was not half SO long as the Re- publican platform of this year and hardly a fourth as long the Democratic plat form, yet 1t heraided the greatest crisis in the lifetime of the Republic.
 One of Roosevelts messages to Congress is longer than all of Lineoln'g and nearly as long as Washingtons. Jeffersons pub lie utteranccs were usually brief. and he made no speeches at all.
 The Declaration of Independence Is short. The Constitution is short. The Kentucky and Virginia resolutions are short. Wash ingtons Farewell Address tires nobody to read. Neither does Jefferson'a first or sec addresses were brief. The immortal Gettys- burg speech required less than two min utes to deliver It will be remembered long after 200. 000 words of Roosevelt messages
 Rrevity is good politics. It may even be high statesnnanship. The candidate who makes one word grow where two grew be- fore Is a benefaetor of his party and of mankind.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-17
Whr OIxIahoma Reat New York.

St. Louis Post Dispatch.
 We are sorry to say that Oklahoma does not seem to he understood at the East. There Ia also disposition in that quarter to make light of Okla
 Several newspapers in New York, New Jersey, Connecticut and Massachu- setts complain that ct the recent con- vention in Denver. oklah orna played larRer part than New York and New England combined. They object also to Oklahoma's noise. They even have the temerity to say that, the action of the convention in admitting several more delegates than 1t was entitled to under the Federal census and the Con gressiOnal apportionment established & dangerous precedent.
 There is one thing about Oklahoma that may shed considerable light upon the mystery which is troubling the Eastern brethren and that is that It's Democracy, whether genuine or spuri- ous, is honest and earnest. It stands for something. It has all the enthusi- asm of youth. It is courageous. It
 # New York. with It's great popu- lation. power and prestige, had been as we'll represented at Denver as Okiaho oma was 1t would have dominated the convention It would have named the candidates. It would have written the platform.
 New York at Denver was nothing more than Murphy. and we hope 1t will be many a day before a Murphy will exert a greater influence in a national convention than Oklahoma.