The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-03-06
The Beautiful
Liliuolalu
: y sSs.s y - - = .s.s.s. - y

facts are not as bad as he paints them
and which are appended:
Liliuolalu is old and so fat,
Also she 5 as blind as bat.
And without 'er friend
She awaits her life's end.
Reclining at ease on mat.
Quite az variance with the above in
formation is the following verse from
- jaX'':
The stylish young Liliuolalu,
/ Though her grandmother dressed in a
mou-mOu,
Is of quite modest mien
And would seOrn TO be seen
| Unless wearing q swagger silk holoku.
1t would seem from the following
or the Nardi Gras ball with her rap
turous presence:
Said Lii. the beau:eOuS TO see.
There 5 nothing the matter with me;
I'm the Mardi Gras hall
I'm be belle of the ball,
but please don't bawl poor Lii out
tee-hee!"
This one is from = Britisher, from
certain unmistakable signs and tokens:
''Who is this young lady named Lily
Who's raised discussion quite silly'
Each day in the paper
She cuts some new eaper-
Ny word, she intrudes. willy nilly!n
''Conk' drops a stitch in the spelling
of the lOidy's name but as the crime
has apparently been committed for the
sake of euphony, we will refrain from
caviling. Hear We, hear We, hear We:
The beautiful LiliuOlalo
Had a lover VITO wore a red malo;
She'd pink holoku
And Number 5 shoe.
But her housekeeping talent was shall
low.
In the words of the great tonsorialist:
Nextl
'See Jay MeSeer has kick coming.
He won stand for Lii being compared
with the Irish. He gives vent to his
Indignation in this way:
The beauteous Liliuolalu
Isn't in it with plain Bridget for a
minute
When it comes to making a stew
With praties and other things in it.
"Critie" thinks that the Liliuolalu
rhymers have the accent wrong. The
stress, according TO him, should be on
the penultimate syllable. He submits
the following with the assurance that
the accent has been put in the right
place:
The inspiring Liliuolalu
With complexion unusually sallow, D;
Has hair black as ink. I
But l really don't think
That she ought to besmear 1t with tai a
low.
cone Who Knows; writes with the
Did accent:
The beautiful Liliuolalu
Is booked for the Hongkong Maru; !,
To get out of the scrap !
She will marry a Jap
Who poets will iiu-jitsu. :
Helen looks at the matter in this o
light: o
The much bruited Liliuolalu
Has complexion just like a pualu.
But in spite of her tan
She kahunaed a man
Who 5 luna down at Waipahu.
"Quantum Suf" poked this under
he door and escaped before We could ii
raw our inkwell: @
II linn You a verse-and a kick,
OR of Liliuolalu m sick.
And I'm free to tell YOU a
That this Lii Lalu ci
5 really Liliuolimeriek. A
A warning note is sounded in the fol- q
wing: a
eware all you men Of Oahu HI
f the beautiful Liliuolalu, ii
For this is leap year a
And she lonely l fear, II
nd will work the kahuna on you. III
This pleasing jingle bristles with ad- 70
lee. Get next to it: -
Liss Liliuolalu is spoonv. u
nd l fear she is LiliuOlooney, d
If l were proctor -
I'd call in a doctor NJ
D see what was aiIing the gooney.
ed
"A Reader" in an effort to help the eli
III
cd work along writes: c,
lovely old lily named Lalu. 20
II mashed on another girls falu; =,
She tried with much vim :"
To throw hooks into him, -
II he had a big streak Of yalu. q
LIE
Now We have to chronicle a misfor-
ne which 'E. R." AYERS happened to !
hu's pet The sad details: Su
is Liliuolalu so fair "a,
ok a bath in the sea at Waimea; me-
some kid stole her clothes a.
III. the wind colby blows -.
the road to her home at Pupukea,
Irish Joker joshes in the following of
inner: gra
to
partook Of some okolehao- Ka
the Hotel de Henry she's now: 8
ere she'll stay till her sentence is Els
pau don
Waimanalo' is evidently interested day