The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-05-02

ilCS are cAlTellelN duIuSihS' u "bSo
lutely without form and void. Nothing
outside of n cage full of monkeys can
present such an example OF futile ac-
tivity. Each delegate is duly ticketed
and loaded with his proper credentials
and fondly imagines hat he really is
of some Importance in the gathering;
that is, he does If he is a green
hand" If he is a seasoned campaign
err. he knows that he merely repre-
sents the people," and the chairman
and secretary of the convention rep
resent" the delegates, and the boss
es" represent" the chairman Int Sec-
rotary. BY means of this sliding scale
Of actual power it will be seer that
the bosses" represent the people!
1t was my deep delight to have at
tended n number of political conven
tons. The will of the people stood
about deuce high" in the political
deck. The will of the bosses" was
always the ace" and it could be and
was turned from the bottom or top
just as the emergencies demanded.
Imagine q long, low. rakish hall, the
atmosphere a wavy blue with tobacco
smoke. AiSles are cut through to the
platform, generally three in number,
to admit of committees on this, that
n the other to go forward to the
platform and hand in their cut-and-
dried communications. The different
wards and districts are ranged about
the hall, each with its particular spot
to stay in, Ike checkers on a board
before the game begins. Many of
these delegates are in their shirt
sleeves, and many are talking wildly,
g~esticulating powerfully and in other
ways holding the destinies of their
country. The very few who are not
smoking are choking.
On the platform are two tables. at
which the chairman Of the convention
sits, he having been chosen by the
powers that be. He is a mere puppet
in their hands, understanding what
they want, and at any and all times
ready to carry out their wishes. The
secretary is a mere echo; the assist
ant secretaries mere assistant echoes.
Two or three highly respectable
stoughtOn-bottles of various titles sit
on the stage to deceive the unintelli-
gent observer into the belief that
things are "on the square," A pitcher
of water is on the chairman's desk,
for he will open the convention with
q speech. In that speech he will glori-
fly the proud history of his own party
and skin, salt and nail to the political
smOke-hOuse the hide of the opposite
party. This is a species of buncom5e
which is always INDUCED in.
Sometimes a convention is opened
with prayer. This is something which
cannot be touched on at length, for
the devil himself could not conceive a
more grOtesque blasphemy. Most con
ventiOns are opened with political
"jimmies," being burglarious aggrega-
lions. brought together for purposes
OF plundering men Of their political
rights. The chairman has his speech
carefully learned by heart, and he is
invariably eloquent, pungent, witty.
scholarly, terse, dense, fiOwery and
long-winded. But he finally subsidies,
and then. after the committees re-
ports and the platform are finished,
and some more political red tape is
gotten through with, the work of
nominating candidates is begun. But
before the convention has reached the
point OF being ready to vote there
have been a number Of battles fought
To a finish before the various commit
tees on credentials.
In certain wards Of the cities. or
certain districts in the country, there
may be a dispute about some dele
gates, these claiming the right to rep
resent the people," those putting in
a counterclaim for recognition. In
such cases, contests are begun and
the respective claims thraShed out be-
fore the committee on credentials.
which have the power to review these
disputes in the various districts or
wards.
No one but the contestants and the
committee and tho other delegates are
allowed in the committee rooms in
these contests, it being a sort of. fam
lily affair. Usually, the contests are
determined according to the way the
bosses wan them to be decided,
but If it doesn't matter about a vOte
or two, the bosses" allow the com
mittee. to do as they please. Evidence
is heard, speeches are made, and the
committee picks the winner.
The bosses keep accurate tab
on the number of votes. they need.
but are ready to achieve results by
any means they consider necessary.
One qnseated delegate rushed madly
up to a boss" on the floor of the con-
ven!ion and screeched out: What
dye mean by THROWN me out? There
amt no contest On me at ALL" The
boss looked smiiingly down at the
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