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The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

An Arkansas editor disposes Of TIE
whole big subject by saying that En-
peror "Bil- is too devilish gaboy.
the finding possibly having other mer-
SITS than its brevity.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

Cobb-what's the difference between
vision and sight?
Dobb-See those two girls across the
street?
Cobb-Yes
Dobb-N ell. the pretty one / would
call a vision, bu. the other one-she's
a sight.-Half Holiday.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

foreigners are enrolled in American
universities. For many years Ameri-
cans had to go abroad to get the best
education that was obtainable. So We
owe other countries a great deal of
education in return.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

Small Wallace accepted an invita-
ton to party. as follows:
Dear Louis: | will come TO your
party If It don't rain" tthen thinking
that he might have to stay home in
that case)-"and If It does"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

People who used TO denounce CO
mile" as an improper play are toe
dared TO submit any comments on
some Of the stage performances nov
presented
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

China's ancient law compelling the
new emperor always 10 be Of the next
generation must have been put
through some ages ago By lobby OF
would-be regents and kept in operation
by similar interests
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

Every now and then some scientist
says he has discovered that monkeys
have a language. But the scientist in
yariably monopolizes the limelight in
stead of letting the monkeys be inter.
viewed
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

Now q tbeorist insists that life can
be prolonged forever. The idea opens
NJ a terrible prospect in some cases
for the worlds welfare.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

The surgeon general of the navy
wants q dental corps Is this 10 be
on duty In the teeth Of q gale?
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

An Illinois man got bride on an
election bet. and will know in few
years whether he won OF lost
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

1t is difbcuIt 10 see how an expert
can find enough work TO keep him
busy under the stringent game laws
prevailing in Africa
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

Yale may build stadium There it
will be more than ever a matter OF
Greek meeting Greek
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

All this ~jes' fore Christmas" good
ness is made up for the '.jes' fore
Fourth OF July" badness.-Denver Re
publican.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23

That is an old saying about good di-
gestion waiting upon appetite. but
ever appropriate to the occasion
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1908-12-23
BROWN PALACE HOTEL 4 fifss!SfsG.

RlInn Hides and Pclts- Write to-day for
kHRN our complete price list. It's Free
i u0Ily No coamission charged $ are
SsS direct buyers
Chas- a. Lotz n CO.. lf96 wewafta ST. Denver.
The leading wcsi.rn Raw fur Hruse-
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
JAPANESE GETTING TO
LIKE MILK, ONCE LOATHED.

There was a time when milk was re-
garded In Japan with the same abhor-
renee as cheese in China. Recent statis-
tics, however. show hat time has
worked a great change in this respect,
and milk and butter are now in great
favor in Japan. Whereas twenty-five
years ago not more than l or 2 per cent
of the persons visiting a European res
taurant. or eating a European meal at
a friends house, would have thought
of touching butter, fully 40 or 90 per
cent. now eat 1t with a relish. They
are, however, quite content to do with
out it.
Dairy farms have increased notably
In recent years. Butter, however, is
a by-product at these places. 1t is to
milk that they look for their profit.
Milk has a curious history in Japan.
Thirty or forty years q it was alb
horred. The average Japanese could not
induce himself to drink it. But today
many a household consumes one or two
bottles of milk daily. partly because the
doctors have recommended 1t as a
unique and wholesome beverage. milk
halls" too, are now quite numerous.
Butter will probably take much longer
to come widely into vogue, because or
its expensiveness. A pound of fresh
butter costs al least one yen 49.S cents,
gold) in Toxic today. al extremely 4
price for Japan.-Harper's weekly.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
THE KANSAS VIEWPOINT.

We never knew a woman to admit
that she ever learned anything from
her cook.
Every time a boy carries a package,
the one receiving 1t asks: why didn't
you bring 1t sooner"
Nearly every man who is a fool has
q faint suspicion of it, but in trying to
prove that he is not a fool. he gets in
deeper.
A woman's popularity in society de-
ponds pom her keeping her complexion
good, and a mans upon remaining
single.
If a man has good uck in marrying
his daughters well. it is worth more
than a fortune to him. To have a
daughter marry a worthless man is
worse in it's after effects than it is to
have a business failure.
The retire shments at a surprise party
are never very good. Every girl knows
that her paper bag will be put with
a lot of other paper bags in the kitchen
and no one will know that she brought
mouldy d%oughnuts and cake they
wouldn't eat al home. There is fun In
q surprise party, but very little to eat,
-Atchison Globe.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
ANATOMY OF THE STARS.
What Geologic Science Is Able to
Say of Internal Structure.

The present state of geologic science,
according to Professor Suess, the en-
trent Austrian g~eologist, resembles that
of anatomy when the human body was
studied by itself, without comparing its
structure with that of other living crea-
lures. In like manner we have been
studying the geologic structure Of our
planet without comparing it carefully
with that of other heavenly bodies.
Comparative geology is likely to prove
quite as fruitful as comparative anat-
omy or physiology. Professor Suess has
recently contributed a suggestive paper
on peculiarities in the structure Of some
of the heavenly bodies to the Academy
of Sciences in Vienna, in which he uses
q nomenclature made up. in quite an
original way. from combinations of
chemical symbols. Thus he recognizes
three main types of rocks. those contain
ing silicon (SD ard magnesium (MR).
which he calls 'sima'' or "simic rocks"
those characterized by nickel and iron
(Ni. Fe). which he names "nife' or
"nifc rocks and those of silicon and
aluminium (Si, AID, which he calls SAL
or sale rocks Fol- "simic rocks
containing chromium and iron. he uses
the term CrO1eSlma. we QuOle lIolli
a notice of Professor Suess's paper in
Nature. Says this paper:
For the purpose of comparative
study it is essential that the earth
should be regarded as a whole, and
when this is lone It becomes fairly OBJ
vtous that acid rocks and their deriva-
tives, which form so large a portion of
the visible surface, are far less I'M
portant as constituents of he globe
than might at first sight be supposed.
We see but little of those heavy sub
stances to which the earth owes Its
high destiny, and which appear to be
more closely associated with the basic
than with the acid rocks.
THE most important occurrences of
platinum are in the crofesimic rocks.
which also contain almost always
traces of nickel. These rocks are OF
deep seated origin. and It is a signif1-
can't fact that they frequently occur
as intrusions along planes of move
ment in the younger mountain chains.
such as the Alps"
In 1901 Professor Suess directed at
tention to the fact that the metals as
ISOLATED with the basic rocks are not
only distinct from those which often
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
A TRAGEDY.

l lately bought a summer suit.
The clerk. a person most astute,
Declared that 1t vas stunning.
The cut was strictly up-to-date,
The At, 1 thought, was simply great.
The cuffs were joys to contemplate,
The pocket flaps were cunning.
/ went to call on Mary dear.
1 said. IT certainly appear
AS fine as anybody"
The finish l recall with pain,
It presently came on to rain.
I shelter sought. and sought in vain.
Alas! Those clothes were shoddy!.
They shrunk to half their former size
My anguish I could o disguise,
And now. for that bad raiment
That looked SO swagger and so smart,
Although II wrings my very heart.
For months I'll have to to set apart
To make the weekly payment.
Chicago News.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
THE O R AS 1T IS.

Hope Is the message sweetly blown
Across the meadows and the hills.
And there is courage In each tone
That issues from the grinding mills;
The weakling only clings to fear.
Or fingers, croaking. at h rear.
The world is green again, the breeze
Is busy through the cheerful day
Dispensing sweets from blooming trees
To gladden. all who would be gay;
The selfish only stand aside
And grumble IN. dissatisfied.
The way ahead Ia fair and clear.
The sun is bravely shining out;
And they that care to listen hear
The call thai rids their hearts of
doubt:
The towards only lag along,
Insisting that what is Is wrong.
8. e. KISER.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
HE BUYS WOMEN'S GLOVES.

He sat at the women'S glove counter
in the department store waiting pa
tiently until the struggling woman
buyers would release a saleswoman.
Finally one came to him, says the New
York Sun.
st want a pair of tan gloves" he
said.
For YOURSELF" the girl inquired.
Certainly" he said.
Gents gloves, third counter to the
right" she announced.
at know that" said the man, but
please won't you let me blu" them here?
You see, I've got a small hand and l
can get a much better fit in women's
gloves"
Certainly" said the salesgirl, and
she brought out gloves n gloves until
she found what he wanted.
I'VE never had a man buy his gloves
at this counter BEFORE" she said in the
intervals of trying on, "but I'm sure ]
don't see why more men don't buy
women's gloves. You a do ever sc
much better in the small sizes. sever
or under. Now, there you have a per
fect-ftting glove, and I know they
don't keep them that small at the
gents counter here"
81 learned the trick a long while
ago. said the nan as he waited fol
his change. "a young m sug'
gested 1t. She was a sensible girl, ano
II there were more like her you woule
do a big business with men here"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
BACK, TO OLD MASTER.

A contributors TO a Western paper
tells this little story, which | want TO
pass along in my own words.
An old negro, weeping aloud, created
much excitement in the l.. n N. de-
pot in Cincinnati not long ago. He
kept up his wailing until a policeman
came along, pulled him from his seat
in the waiting room and said gruf1y:
See here, you're drunk. and II you
make any more disturbance I'll lock
you up"
Deed All amt drunk, boss" sobbed
the negro. Abs done lost NAH ticket
an all nah money. an OATS de mat
tab, boss
"Boshi You never had anything to
lose. Now dry up or more on"
whats the trouble heah?' asked a
man who had witnessed the proceed
ing, and proclaimed himself a South
erner by his acceunt The old negro
caught the accent, and knew it meant
fair play.
"Ah's been robbed, Marster. Some
one's lone took nah ticket an mai
money"
And whear were you goin'?" asked
tho ~Southerner.
"Ah was gwine down to Kaintuck,
wheah All was BON and raised, right
nigh t Bowlin' Green. sab. Ole Marse
he don sot me free when de wah ended
an All come up dis way. Alive been
~a-savin' fob mon ten yeahs t git back
t. de ole home agin, sab. All want L
see de hills an de tiels once mon; de
terbaccah an de con. But, mos of all.
All wants t. see Ole Marse Preston an
de Missus."
He stopped to check a fresh flood of
tears, then went on, n by this time
a little crowd of men had gathered
around.
"Yessah. Alive done ben prayin, fer
dis fer twenty yeahs. Sometimes de
come tell All couldn't handy
hoP mahself. cause mai ole woman
nah three chillen's buried down
here. All membah de spot wheah deys
layin' same's eff All seen it yistiday. Y
jes' goes half way out t de fust ter
baccah house an den tuhn t de lef.
Den yer go down L de branch whar de
wimmen used t. wash. Dey's foh trees
de othah bank, an right under dem
Is whar dey all rests. All kin see it
low! All can lead v right to de spot!"
Anu WUdt IL yOo w "iNh ~ oNS
lheah?" asked the stranger.
''Why, sab, Ah'll go up t. de big
house an ak Marse Preston t let me
stay dar all de rest O. nah days. You
see Am gittin' ole, an Ah'm all alone,
an All want t. be nigh nah dead. It'll
soht o. comp'ny fer me when nah
heart aches"
He fell to crying loudly again and
the policeman started forward.
STAND back there!" commanded the
Southerner, addressing the officer. Then
he turned to the crowd that had heard
the little story.
Gentlemen" he said. Il believe what
this darkey says. and I'm goin' to help
him to get back to the old plantation
80 am T." shouted o dozen at once.
And in a few minute they raised
enough to replace the stolen ticke M
leave $50 for the old negro. When he
saw it and realized what had happened
he dropped to his knee right there in
the waiting-room, and prayed aloud:
"Lowd, Alive don believed in y all
nah days, an now All axes y to watch
over dese here white folks dat has be-
lieved in me an helped me t go back
t. de ole home"
And his were not the only tear-flled
eyes as he disappeared through the
gate.-Philadelphia North American.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
led

BARRETT-On July 16, 1908, John.
husband of Elizabeth ], Barrett, de-
parted this life, aged "a years, of 100
Orator street.
DONOHUE-On July II, 1908, George,
beloved son of Patrick J. and Anna
L. Donohue (nee McHush), aged 3
years s months ~ days.
DOREMUS-On July Is, 1908. Sally Hall,
widow of John A. Doremus, formerly
of Parsippany, ". j., aged 1o4 years
II months 2 days.
Funeral services at the residence or
her granddaughter, Mrs. Thomas Lin
nett, jr., 26 Osborne terrace, on Satur-
day. July 10, at 2:30 p. m. Relatives
and friends are kindly invited TO at
tend. Interment at Clinton Cemetery,
I%rvington, n. j.
KEENE-On July 16. 1908. Elsie May,
beloved wife of Robert w. keene
(nee Ward), in her 18th year.
REICH-Entered into rest after a I'm
eering Illness. on July II, 1908, at the
home of his father-in-law. William f.
Colt. George c. NJ. husband of Eliza
beth c. Reich, aged SO years
JOHNSON-On July Il, 1908, infant
daughter of j. J. and Mrs. Maggie
johnson. rs Waverly avenue.
Funeral Sunday at residence, -
Waverly avenue. Internent at WOOD
land Cemetery. Friends and relatives
invited.
REILLY--On July is. 1908. at the resi-
dence of his son. Mr.. John F. Reilly
No. n West End avenue, Vaiisourg
section, John NJ. BELOVED husband OF
Honora Reilly.
Notice Of funeral hereafter,
SEALY-On July 10, 1908, Emma Caro-
line, daughter of John and Lydia tut
tie Sealy (deceased).
Funeral service from her late resi-
dence, 1853 Washington street, on
Monday at 10:3 go a. m. Relatives ana
friends are invited to attend. Inter
ment al Mt. Pleasant Cemetery at
the convenience Of the family. ST.
Paul CMinn.) papers please o
VAN BUREN-On July 16. 1908, Cath
crime Van Buren,, aged So years.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18

accompany the acid rocks Of the
earth's surface, but thai they agree
closely with those which stand re-
vealed as prominent in the solar spec
trum, and in that of certain bright
stars. Sir Norman Lockyer, after spe-
cial research, stated his agreement
with this view, and in his present
paper Professor Suess points out that
if the composition of the earth be
considered quantitatively 1t would, II
subjected to the necessary physical
conditions, probably yield a sun in
which the basic group of metals would
spectroscopically dominate over the
acid group. To quote further:
"In considering the distribution of
metals of the basic. or, as he now ex-
presses himself, of the simic group,
the author directs attention to the local
predominance In terrestrial occurrences
of certain metals, e. e., over
nickel. and vice versa. Similarly, of
(the starr Gamma Cygni be compared
with Alpha Cygni. titanium. strontium
and scandium will be seen TO be more
important, and iron. chromium n
magnesium less important in the for
mer than in the latter.
"The special importance of titanium
in sun spots is compared with the pre-
dominance of this metal dlmenite)
over nickel in the contents of the dia-
mond pipes of South Africa, which are
regarded as the most striking ter
restrial examples Of gaseous eruptions.
I'm the concluding part of the paper
the author briefly reviews the theories
as to the origin of meteorftes. ana
favors the view that they, together with
the planetoids, represent the fragments
of an anonymous planet which formerly
occupied a position between Mars and
Jupiter. The centre Of this planet
he says. consisted OF life like that OF
Agram or Elbogen. Towards h ex-
terror the proportion of magnesium in
creased. and a transition from nife to
sima took place. as is probably the case
with the earth. although the SUPPOSE
ton cannot be verified by observation.
A salic outer crust was absent unless
1t be represented by the perfectly
molten textiles
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18

Make UP your mind now that you win In
crease your sales Advsrtties IN tas STAR-
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
WHY THEY WERE LATE.

A bridge playing set at an Eastern
university, who usually turned night
into day, used to appear at morning
chapel with remarkable regularity, and
were pointed out az a example by the
authorities. An alteration was made
in the time. chapel not beginning until
thirty minutes later. and the dean was
astounded to see that none of these
men, so regular before, was present. He
sent for them n asked the reason.
"well, SIR" said one. ITS like this:
When chapel was at half past Z we
could just manage 1t, but we amt keep
awake till 8 o'clock. "-Harper's Weekly.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
EXCHANGE COLUMN.
FAIR EXCHANGE IS NO ROBBERY.

TO STAR READERS:
what have you now got that you
wish to exchange for something else
that you have not got and which some
other reader may have? You can have
anything you want, from a carpet tack
to an ocean steamer. and II will only
cost you 4 cents a line q day in BOTH
STARS.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
TWILIGHT.

The western hills are now with dark
ness trimmed,
The sky a silver shield with white
stars set;
Upon the streams transparent breast
Is limmed
Great rugged trees In solid tQne OF jet
The fields with CRAVING ART
bedimmed,
And spent winds mid the tangled
grasses fret.
beth slater Whitson in he Jus
Metropolitan Magazine.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
A SKETCH.

A sweep of road around the mountain
side
woods that fall away into the
glade,
Or mount up to the SUBMITS con-
quered shade
Through underbrush, wherein faint
rustlings d
A crossing. zigzag fence, all weather
dyed,
Pierced in a sudden gate, all newly
made.
A dull. red wound, for barriers that
invade
These dark cathedral aisles unterrified
The silence chirps and whistles all
around.
The crows far cav is mellowed to a
Groom.
And little cello voices from the GROUND
Buzz in the underbass of drowsy noon
While upward, thro' the loneliness
there steals
The sweet wood-melody of laborine
wheels.
Frederick Truesdell, In the July APP
pleton's.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
NOTICE To READERS.

THE STAR will be pleased 10
publish any information regard
ing any inactive general ana
local securities not quoted in
these columns. as we'll as any
other negotiable paper now on
the markets of the world. by ad-
dressing the
FINANCIAL EDITOR
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-07-18
KNEW pops WAYS.

Nav. what's paw doing down In the
basement? Patching up h ebo
"No. dear; he's putting new wire
gauze in the screen DOORS
How do you know"
''By the language he is using. dear
-ChicaRo( Trfbu&e.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-02-22

simultaneously and l. capahs
turning IN hour Reside THIS
decker OF equal speed ana Ap'"
capacity battery WORKING together can urn ON
hour nns hundred per minute
Tho new linotype machines paiton ~ II all
Of stsfea3png other machinery.
handsome concrete building which The star oss
occupies i seventh aY Il IL ahHo
iuiel ngcntooe Hrand The Star Publishing
company the Eewh Of afehirf ss
believing long It's location viii be In the h'a't Of
the business district
The star now has continuous wire running direct
from s office Ia city Angeles Cal u employs s
telegraph operator Of the entire Pacific coast
this With greater rapidly Wah II
eau ba by any Associated Press newspaper
The leased Portland supplying Two daily
newspapers continues down TO California
passes whore makes connection With the
wire report Of the United Press sent out from en-
New York
This leased The star than Is the Assoc
caed report Times bat has demonstrated
that has been Ia operation
present the Pacific coast has
superior telegraph service
perfect arrangements for gathering the
dali, in Fairbanks Nome Seward
each day and In return receives BY
Of interest gathered by those Northern
Journals from No other daily In the state
has such advantageous arrangements In the north
The local news "a review. speaks for
iaslf from printed for Al the
TOP Of the page seattle that
dares TO print Situation today.
notice
The star prints NJ for publication. aud
Il anything Swing eysrbdy
deal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-02-22
SOME INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE SEATTLE STAR

II Is seldom that The progress pre-
their conclusions
There oetadous. when words
amss o. the present time
DurinE January broke all previous
circulation adding than
hundred 90 residence distrieia.
seattle making effort with
adult solicitors circulation but
each ~ them circulation The
The obtain this month far The
steadily increasing evidently peo
pie the paper
Hundreds teephouea subscriptions office
The
the have also Increased a mark
extent
fully hundred thousand wbo
read T. for large Of the circulation
s. families
present 81 q win be long before
hundred viii read the every day.
based the fact that
reputation fair dealing with the public
independent Of political aud corporation
has Represented the interests OF the people.
confidence matter OF growth
throueh years has sadfaaty
confidence newspaper
No oh foundation worth while
its building seventh The plant BY
opened the fer bette Gar fscl
press especially the notable
addition IS large doabedeeked perfecing which
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-02-22

What hind Of chest protector do
YOU iiker'
"a Felt g paddcn WhyT"
oh. nothing. only like a bull.
deg better"
"Tee.hee.heei How absold 4
BULLDOG fer a chest pertectori'
Sure An you have to do Is tie
the bulldog n tho chest. and YOU
knoW the chestii be there when you
come back"
why wasn't yuh woikln' yes.
tddygs
What was tho use my wlfe
found work"
Huh. yuh erta take some o.
them kuoxemall pills fer that tired
feelin.
Won't do II makes mo tired
feeling IN my pockets for the price
Say, that's dandy shape you
got
oh that's not muh shape. That
berlongs tuh y. II ~ corait
Doncha thluh rs sweil9a
Swell ! thing sc ought 10 be
lanced
thuh soft pedal on that loud aulta
AS for yuh. yuh'd better put
clothes. Whur'd yuh git it2"
Why. a. Fifteen a. Gittem's' up.
tO-date place over there On tho cor.
ncr. Why was you aakiugg'