The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-05-22

TAX about masculine superiority said the
Eiote-rotter you ought 20 see the way women
greet a uan guest il japan There's nice fellow
II Tokyo whom used 70 know. re Eas in san
Francisco few years aeo. but he sent back 70
take " his fathers business Vel zaz invited
&c his house n Tokyo Say. you ought 70 have
seen the way Mrs FuruzaWa saiutet me. She vas
sweet little creature. not really pretty. bur gen
lie ard dainty and al thar sort % thing Wen sir
sle fent doEn O. her knees and crossed her hands
on tie floor and bowed her head down 10 touch
TIE mating telt Ike grinning idol FuruEa~a
ought 20 have told her not 10 or else - ought 10
rave gwen her warning - might have gone down
o. my Own knees. bur as Il Eas "a 10 idea What
sae vas going 20 90. SO there stood Ike wooden
image Of q heather goi. and she thinking all the
tine shat beastly manners Americans have
You've no idea nhaf idiot II made ne feel what
n used 10 al home is having s-srnly aggressive
American woman deliberately glare a. ne in
street car III give her NY seat
i vas lard on you. said the hostess With a
THinkle il her eye 4 remember you Of old az
dancing school, and how you used to hate even that
mild ordeal
Boys always hate bowing and scrapinE But
girls seem 10 take 70 il Ike ducks 70 zater-
Alas. not al % rs. put n 4 plump and Jolly
young uatron; while IL London lasr year
! vas presented 20 Queen Alexandra To tell the
truth. really had supposed knew how 70 make a
suitable currsey. but my friend. Eileen FanninE
who gave ne various points beforehand made ne
apractice and while she criticised X all
seemed 100 absurd Tor anything. but really assure
tyou those rehearsals were az tha; saved me from
dying Of modification the Hcor q Buckingham
Ealace. i you fancy it's easy 70 make very. very
1ow. sweeping curtsey. almost 70 the very foor.
sgain and again and AGAIN. gracefully retiring dur
f1g The process and not getting TIPPED ~ b. the
longest train you ever had q chance 20 Eear--~ell
Just try Il YOURSELF
AT least. you did know what expected Of
you and lad tine 10 prepare for H.. said the
traveller. It's when you up against some IN
expected Kind o. saiutstion that you're lost I saw
q funny sight once on the pier here just as I vas
landing from one Of the Hamburg American boats
There biz bearded Russian board coming
ever visit some relations other. and when he
walked down the gang plank there we're tao young
people waiting for him. pretty girl. evidently
Russian. and a Young fellow Who wasn't Russian at
a. but spoke English and looked Il he hailed
from the state Of Maine Well the with the
beard fell uDon the pretty girl II he never seen
anything 60 good before guessed he vas Uncle
Niklovifch o. something % that sort And When
Il Lad kissed Okla On both pink cheeks didn't he
Just grab the stir shy Yankee feiiOx and kiss him.
TOO, Yes sir first On ore cheek and theu On the
othe.. Just II he'd been a waiting sueetheart
That poor fellow from Aroostook county vas Grim
10 his ears When Uncle NikiOyitch gave him
parting bear-hug and set him free I suppose he'd
in al his lie Russian men kiss each
-oiher-5ut he'll see more Il be marries TIE pretty
81 as guess he n-esns to-
Hard ca 9 NeS England man slgges.et a