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, 1908-10-24
BRING YOUR TICKETS FOR THE
"TEDDY BEAR" TO THE GEM CITY
GROCERY CO. 63t2
AT THE HOTELS.

Johnson-E. P. Baker, Leslie; w. F.
Dixon. Josie Miller, ]. May, Denver
John S. Kidd, John Wood, Rock River;
Gus Burg. Woods; George S. Miller
and wife. Tie Siding; John Hill, Mill
brook; NJ. f. Reed and wife, William
II. Hecht, Lester Ralston, P. j. Cain,
Frank DeWar, Centennial; a. Westlake,
Green River; ]. A. Sherven, Frame
town, w. Va; f. w. Smith and wife
Walden; o. v. Stromberg, ranch; VS..
Towner, Salt Lake; Bill Butler, ON
aha.
Kuster-ArthtN Milliken. ranch; Mrs,
r. B. Kinley, Oscar Sodergreen, Solder
green ranch; T. ]. Payne. Walden; c
NJ. Carruth, J. r. Calkins, e. McCor
mack, William ]. Dalles, Millbrook;
Mrs. Charles Woodland, Tie Siding;
Tony Cuerdon, Centennial; Z. w. John
son. Jelm; E L. Roberts. Lexington
Neb.; Jerome Igo, Greeley, Colo; H
Rasmussen. Evanston, wyo.; Arthur
F.. Harris, Boston, Mass; 2. Mcmillan
L. Il. Wilson, Payson, Utah.
Union Pacifc-L. S. Soper, Bert Bar
Der, A. J. Wharf. Cheyenne: c. H
Mcmahon. c. A. Waite, st. Louis, Mo.
Dennis Kelly, N. ]. Silberstein ant
wife, j. w. Herrick, Denver: D. X
Arnold, J. q. Sevison, Bosler; ]. A
Winkler. jr.. ranch; E. =. Jewett, 81
Paul.
, 1908-10-24
PRESIDENT MERIcA
SPEAKS AT CHEYENNE.

DR.. Charles o. Merica, president OF
the University of Wyoming, arrived in
the city today to attend a meeting OF
meets in this city tomorrow, says the
Cheyenne Tribune. Today DIR. Merica
visited the Cheyenne High school and
other schools of the city, and has &C
cepted an invitation to attend the reg
ular meeting of the Young Mems Lit
erary club and will take part in the
evenings program. Members Of the
club are urged to make a special effor
to be present.
, 1908-10-24
FORMER LARAMIE LADY
PICTURED In PAPER.


The San Diego (Cal9 Union of the
4th had a protrait cut Of Mrs. II. B
Stewart, formerly Miss Jennie King of
this city, who was married in that
city 10 Mr.. Stewart wednesday even
ing, September 80. a picture of Mr..
Stewart appearing below that of his
bride. The groom is not personally
known here. The paper prints the fol
lowing paragraph in connection with
a report of the wedding:
"The bride came to this city recently
from wyoming, and during her brief
residence. here has made many friends,
Nm. Stewart is well-known, having
spent most Of his life in san Diego. He
is largely Interested in mines in Mex
leo and Dulzora. After a wedding sup
per Mr., and Mrs. Stewart left for a
short trip to Los Angeles, after which
they will reside here, making their
home with Mrs. Dean. mother of the
groom"
, 1908-10-24
SUPREME COURT WILL
HAND DOWN DECISIONS

The state supreme court will hold
its next session at Cheyenne on Mon
day. November 8, when some decisions
will be handed down and the celebrat-
sed turkey case argued. Food Commits
siorer Ed. Burke, Grocer A. D. Kelley
and the people Of Cheyenne generally
are interested In the turkey case.
, 1908-10-24

No other medicine for Woman'a
ills In the world has received such
widespread and unqualified en-
d1rBement as has Lydia E. Pink
ham,s Vegetable Compound, made
from native roots and herbs.
No other medicine has such a
record Of success for woman's dis
eases, OF such hosts of grateful
friends as has Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
I. For more than 30years it has been
the standard remedy for feminine
ills, Inflammation, liberation, and
consequent Spinal Weakness.
1t has relieved more cases of Back
ache and Local Weaknesses than
any other one remedy. 1t dissolves
and expels tumors in an early stage
of development.
Irregularities and periodic pains,
Weakness of the Stomach, Indiges-
ton, Bloating, Nervous Prostitution,
Headache, General Debility, quickly
yield to it; also deranged organs,
causing pain, dragging sensations
and backache. Under all circum-
stances it acts in harmony with the
female system.
1t removes that wearing feeling,
extreme lassitude, don't care "and
want to- be left : alone" feeling,
e~xcitability, irritability nervousness,
dizziness, faintness, sleeplessness,
flatulency, melancholy orthea blues.n
These are indications of Feminine
disorders, which this medicine over
comes as well as slight arrangement
Of the Kidneys Of either sex-
Women who are sick and want to
get well should refuse to accept any
substitute for Lydia E Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
, 1908-10-24
/ Baptist Church.

Corner Grand avenue and Fourth
street. Rev. r. Addison Lansdell, pas
tor.
-9:45 a. m. Sunday school. DR.. H.
w. Quaintance, superintendent.
IL a. m. Morning worship. Subject,
Reconciliation With God" (Rom,
5:1-11.)
$3.50 p. m. B. Y. P. U. Subject,
"The Baptist Missionary Assets" Spe-
cial music. Leader Rev. Lansdell.
1870 p. IN. Evening service. Sub
ject, THE Cure for the Blues"
7:30 p. m. Wednesday. Prayer ser
vice. Subject, First chapter of Rom
ans. Mrs. Lansdell, leader.
1880 p. m. Friday. Executive board
Of the Bib.e school will meet.
Public cordially invited to all the
services OF this church.
, 1908-10-24
swedish Mission church.

Corner Seventh and Garfield streets.
Rev. Carl Thell. pastor.
$3.50 p. IN. Sunday school and
Young Peoples Bible class.
7:45 p. m. Preaching. Subject:
"The Signs of Time
Tuesday, Sunday school business
meeting at the parsonage at 8 p. m.
Thursday, 8 p. m. Preaching and
prayer meeting.
Scanlinavians are cordially invited.
, 1908-10-24
German Church.

German Church.
Corner of Sixth and Garfield streets
Rev. o. G.. Wichmann, pastor.
8 a. m. Sunday school.
10. a. m. Preaching service. Sub.
ject, Forgiveness the Greatest Gift of
Christ"
s p. m. English service. Subject:
Jonah In the Depths"
Monday and Friday. 1870 p. m. Cat
echetical class taught in German.
Monday and Friday, 7 p. m. English
Catechetical class.
, 1908-10-24

chapters 5I the ID. ~. IL. ana JACQUES
laramie chapter will correspond with
the publication in regard to a suitable
mark for the overland trail. 1t was
suggested that a monument to the
brave Indian maiden, Sacajawea would
serve a double purpose in commemorate
ing her deeds of valor and marking
the trail ard the.ilea will probably be
adopted. 1t was also called to the at
~tention Of the enthusiasts that the his,
toric adobe stockade near Rock
Springs, which was erected by the gov
ernment rs a refuge from he Indians,
is falling into decay. The fort is Wis
ihle from the railway and an effort will
be made by the chapter to put it into
condition which will preserve its his.
torical interest. After the accumula-
ton of business was SO satisfactorils
disposed of, a social hour was enjoyed,
dainty refreshments being served by
the young hostess.
A@A
Mrs. Frank Bowman, Miss Mildred
and Carl came over from Cheyenne on
No. 5 today and will stay over Sunday
returning next week with Mrs. Albert
Hansen of Cheyenne, who has been
having a delightful visit with Laramie
friends.
Mrs. j. w. Jamison was the hostess
at a pretty dinner last night compli
m%entary to Mrs. Albert Hansen OF
Cheyenne other guests being Mrs. A.
H. Beardmore. Mss Tibbie Rich ana
Miss Emma Mauss.
A c%ongenial company dined together
at the Beardmore residence Thursday
evening, the invitation liss including
Mrs. Albert Hansen OF Cheyenne, Mr..
and Mrs. j. w. Jamison, Verne anu
Lois, Miss Emma Mauss and Miss
.Tibbie Rich.
An interesting feature OF the very
successful fair given by the ladies OF
the Catholic church this week was tho
blind contest" which was a decided
novelty. The popular vote finally gave
the diamond ring to Miss Florence
Johnson. Miss Alice singer, who was
a close second. receiving a rretty gold
necklace. Mrs. George Harris, who
was in direct charge OF the fair, and
her corps of able II efficient assis
tants are receiving congratulations on
the results Of their hard work as over
$500 was cleared as the result of their
efforts
, 1908-10-24

Corner Fifth n Thornburgh streets
Rev. w. d. Trout. pastor.
9:45 a. IN. Sunday school. Prof.
Aven Nelson, superintendent.
II a. m. Morning sermon.
$50 p. m. Epworth League.
1880 p. N. Evening service.
All are cordially invited.
, 1908-10-24
WITH THE CHURCHES .
St, Matthew's Cathedral.
Program of Sunday services in
the Laramie houses Of worship.

CIV NdkhtS"
Third and ~Thornburgh streets. Very
Rev. Arnold G.. H. Bode, dean.
1880 a. M. Holy communion.
9:45 n. m. Sunday school.
10 a. III. Bible classes.
IL a. m. Morning prayer and ser
mon
1880 p. m. Evening prayer and ser
mon and short organ recital. Beethov
ems Pastoral symphony.
Monday, Z p. m. Adjourned meet
ing OF chapter with Dean Bode, 1880
p. m.
Thursday, 2:30 p. m. Guild meets
with Mrs. Kennedy.
A cordial invitation extended to all
to attend these services.
, 1908-10-24
q RulIdlnn and can investment.

Building and loan stock pays approx.
mately 8 per cent. If you buy a s160
lot in Grand Avenue Addition, pay
$500 down and $500 per month, you
will have Il paid for in three years.
If that lot is then worth only $500, you
will have received more than double
the interest which the building and
loan pays-and that is %supposing the
lot win be worth only 5000. Don't you
really think it will be worth $500?
Old papers, rs cents a hundred. at
The Republican Office.
, 1908-10-24
Union Presbyterian.

Corner Grand VEN and Sixth
street. Rev. A. G. Hogbin, pastor.
10 a. N, Sunday school. Prof.
]. d. Towar, superintendent.
II a. M. Preaching by the pastor
Subject, "How God Leads
$50 p. m. Christian Endeavor
Topic, missions in Persia" Micas
Az.
7:30 n. IN Preaching by the pastor
Subject, where You May Meet An
gels"
Mss Brown will sing both morning
and evening.
All are cordially invited to all ser
vices.
, 1908-10-24
ARRESTED AT CHEYENNE
E0R RORaING

About 4 o'clock this morning Police
Oficers Bush and Hawkins arrested
a mar who was trying to rob the Dyer
hotel. says the Cheyenne Tribune. He
had some stolen property in his pos
session when discovered stealing
through the hall in his stocking feet.
The Jail was filed during the night,
most OF the occupants being drunks,
, 1908-10-24
Christian Science.

Regular services in the Swedish Mis-
sion church, corner seventh and Gar
field streets.
10 a. nj. Sunday school.
IL a. m. Services.
s p. M. wednesday. Services.
The public is welcome at these ser
vices.
, 1908-10-24
trinity Lutheran Church.

West Side. Rev. Oscar Woods, pas.
TOR.
9:45 a. M. Sunday school.
III a. m. Morning worship.
1880 D.. m, Evening service
AN services IL English language.
Everyone welcome.
, 1908-10-24
HNPPENINCS OF TIE WEEK
III LHRHWIE SOCIETY.
By BESSIE BAlLEY COOK.


upper a, . eiocN' VIII ,esuin
. general 5000 ti,ne IN '"o en
me suiiu WI NOD Ns n'seens nsN
THURSDAY @i'h MRS: henneus,
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session Win MIS- =. r. ooiutneF "eu
neshay a~iesfneon, ehe oeo'Sou nir7
very ais- i'awsou WI ~
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ternoon OF 4eh'
FRANCES Wihalu o@ii'p, ros". 49,
pois u ~ Y y
lohed iiaiiowe gu party u 'ne
o frioay, oclouer oV'n' at
nan ana 'ns iauiss oiiu, -
10 snow al sue'tS " soou .ins' VIZ
all the sums AZ 'e
soh
a puDlic aahce AT Noitn oear n"i'
VIII De gwen toHusht unusr va -
ausplces o. the Daitsn
anu Nolth star svsHs'S'
lhe iuesuay Altelnoon i'eauins -
Gle began It's regular "o'h a. me uotne
OF MRS. fiteh TINS week. lopic WIN
IN browning Is being taken up AM
the session was devoted 10 ne reauins
and discussion OF d sroup OIL poems on
Adventure 4 Herolsm unuer w"
leadership Oh NFs. Heoach' ine
VIII hofd us next meeting WIN VIE
Hamilton
I siNty eiap had a ~ei'shelui eiihe
at Mrs. Blake this afternoon the pei
W celebrating the elgnty-hlty anlisei'
sary Oh lhe pirtn OIL the nos'ess, wnia
occurred THURSDAY.
Mrs Jesse en'ertaineu th4
LADIES card cup ueHsheiuiiy Tues
cay afternoon. ine o~rsah.zat,on WI
play next time win MIS-. isihsoh.
me Prespyterian Aid society coh7
vened Win MIS-. HaAniitoh III rssuia'
, 1908-10-24

Why battle with a greasy pore-clog
ging soap. The lather OF Jap Rose
is all bubbles. 1t can't clog the pores,
All dealers sell it.
, 1908-10-24
Crowds Too Big to Hear,

Wherever he went there were
crowds. which had only to get a sight
of the big Ohioan to break into cheer
ing. He spoke to thousands from a
platform overlooking a street corner
but many hundreds stood and looked
who could not get near enough to
hear.
, 1908-10-24
outpourina Of People.

Lafayette, Ind, Oct. 24.-Lafayette'a
reception to Taft was another outpour.
mg>of people. Tbe candidate was driy;
en- through the streets in an antomd'
Bile. on one side of the square occu.
pied by the federal building were lined
up many old soldiers. Mr.. Taft arose
and barred his head while the veterans
cheered.
, 1908-10-24

semiweekly Republican :. = year.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
THE BALLADE OF THE THIN MAN.

l can do all that most men do.
That is in common run OF things;
| shave myself, enjoy it, too,
Can take a clock and mend its springs
Can NOV the lawn at break of day,
Full many poker hand I've dealt;
But, o, I've never learned the way
To wear my trousers with belt.
| smoke until the air is blue,
And l can blow a dozen rings;
Sometimes I'm out at night till 2,
Like other men L take my filings,
At 40, baseball l still play,
The swiftest pitching / can welt:
But, o, I've never learned the way
To wear my trousers with belt.
At fishing I'm wonder, too,
l am the man that always brings
Homewards when my sport is through
The largest fish, the biggest strings.
What other men can do | say,
To undertake no fear I've felt;
But l have never learned the way
To wear my trousers with a belt.
L'ENVOI
Prince, If you you're thin as / to-day.
Ii nature stingily hath dealt
With you, l need not further say,
can't depend upon a belt.
Detroit Free Press.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
THE LADY AND THE CHOICE.

Gust name the place, darling!"
The young husband, throwing down
q package of timetables, gazed fondly
at his youthful bride. They had been
married but six short months and the
trousseau was still doing good work.
Yes he continued wherever you
desire to go on vacation will suit me
north, south, east or west, sea or
mountain?"
DO you really mean it?" she asked.
Indeed l do
"4ou do wish to be consulted?"
Il wish only your happiness"
"And can go anywhere l want?"
"Anywhere'
Bursting into tears she buried her
face in her hands.
"Alas!' she murmured chat it is
in your power to thwart me so. Why
don't you select the placer"
"Thwart you! Me select the place?
I do not understand" he exclaimed
astonished. Dearest, am l not yield
ing to you in every way?"
Yes, that's just it," she moaned
"Ah. If you only would be determined
to go somewhere, so could make you
go somewhere else. What's the use
of being married under these circum
stances?"
But don't you" he asked, Won
deringly-for he was yet very
want to go where-you want
to go?"
And she replied, haughtily: "Non
Life.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
A Revelation

1t is revelation to people, the severe
cases of lung trouble that have been
cured by Foley's Honey and Tar. It not
only stops the cough but heals and
strengthens the lungs. l.. NJ. Rugglers,
Reasnor Iowa, writes: 'The doctors
said had consumption, and | got no
BETTER until took Foley's Honey and
Tar. 1t stopped the hemorrhages and
pain in my lungs and they are now as
SOUND as bullet. Mick Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02

Miss Vivian Heath did some trad
ing in Extra Friday.
G.. W. Jessen, Jr., is quite ill with
on attack of tonsilitis.
Mrs. DR.. koob returned Sunday
from her visit to Anita.
DR.. Koob made visit to Omaha
last week to attend wedding.
Mrs. Art Anderson is suffering
with an acute attack OF neuralgia.
Rayme Miller traded his auto for
another one of bright red color.
Mrs. Emma Stoneking of Atlantic
visited Sunday with her son at Oak
field.
Hans Hansen and F. L.. Freeman
were business callers in Atlantic
Monday.
The Misses Lola Parrott and Es-
Their Larsen were shopping in Extra
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Petersen of
West Extra were in Brayton Tuesday
on business.
T Our cement mon are quite busy
this week turning out cement blocks
for the trade.
A business will grow that treats
the people white. that's the secret
of our growth. WALKER.
Or. Newton and Edwin Delahoyde
of Extra were business visitors in
Brayton Friday.
T. y. Essington returned from Can
ada Sunday and reports it very fine
country so far as he could see,
Jack Hinkle, road boss, has done a
fine job of grading on the road from
north of Oakfeld into Brayton.
Mr.. Denny Kelly is ill, old age
and its Accomplishments being the
principal causes of his lndispositlon.
j. L. Jorgensen, the Extra cigar
manufacturer, was in town Monday
disposing of quite a number of boxes
of cigars.
Remember there is only one real
ly good washing machine-the
One Minute. Sold onaapproval-
by Walker.
McGovern Il Companysspurchased
a car of fat cattle of William Thielen
the first Of the week, and al carload
of the Hoeghs.
William Aiken, residing with
James Barhan, is i'll with stomach
and heart trouble which places him
in a very critical position.
Mrs. Lloyd Hinkle and daughter
of Missouri and Mrs. McLone OF
Arkansas City, Kansas, arrived here
last Monday on visit at the home
OF their brother, j. E. Herrick north
of Oakfeld.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02

There is one preparation known today
that will promptly help the stomach.
This is Kodol. kodol digests all classes
of food, and it does it thoroughly SO that
the use of Kodol for time will without
doubt help anyone who has stomach dis.
orders or stomach troubles. Take Ko-
dol today and continue it for the short
time that is necessary to give you COM
pl-te relief. Kodol is sold by Nick Dof-
fine
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Oakfield and Brayton

Arthur Hansen is reported on the
sick list this week.
Mrs. A. T. Horton is i'll this week
with heart trouble.
Miss Ella Nymand returned Mon
day from short visit to Atlantic.
Arthur Cannon of Orient has con-
cluded to remain here for the present.
j. g. Powell of Extra was in our
town few minutes Monday coming
in his auto.
L. N. Rasmussen went to Attain
tic Monday on business, returning in
the evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Jenkins and
her mother went TO Griswold Mon
day to visit friends.
Miss Abby Horton of Audubon is
visiting this week with her grand
parents, A. T. Horton and wife.
William johnson was quite i'll last
week with an attack of appendicitis
but was reported better Tuesday.
Reno Ordway and Earl Brown
drove to Atlantic Monday and pur-
chased some agricultural implements.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
War Against Consumption

All nations are endeavorlng to check
the ravages of consumption. the white
plague" that claims so many victims
each year. Foley's Honey and Tar
cures coughs and colds perfectly and
you are in danger of consumption. Do
rot risk your health by taking some un-
known preparation when Foley's Honey
and Tar is safe and certain in results.
Mick Dotfinp
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
The Retort Humorous.

1rate Pedestrian-Take off them
glasses, you scoundrel, and I'll punch
yer face fer you
But, my dear sir, that is quite
against the custom. Who ever heard
OF ordering off the glasses before the
punch is served?'-Life.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
DANGEROUS,

Redd-Don't you believe that de-
lays are dangerous?
Greene certainly do l broke
down in my automobile the other day,
and had nothing to do to amuse the
girl but propose to her.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Short Horn Bulls
Registered; Reds and Roans.
j. G.. HARDMAN & Son,
If Brayton, Iowa.
Farm EXCHANGE

am agent for so acres close to
Extra and one five miles from town.
Either or both willabe exchanged
for large farm, both in good con-
dition and nice land and buildings.
Will exchange one so with $4,000
mortgage at 5 per cent for good
residence.
10 JOHN III. RENDLENIAN
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Loud Imitation.

Yeast-You know pig can be
trained to do many things that man
does
Climsonbeak-Y l heard one, the
other day. initiating man | know
drinking his soup.-Yonkers States
man.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Horrible IhouahtI

ANY safety device in this eleva-
tor?" asked the timid-looking spinster
to the solitary passenger.
Il think not; but hope to goodness
you're not going to propose to mel"
-Yonkers Statesman.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Rev. 1. w. Williams Testlfies

Rev. |. w. Williams, Huntington, w.
Va, testi6es as follows: This is to GER
tify that used Foley's Kidney Remedy
for nervous exhaustion and kidney trou-
BILE, and am free to say that Fo!ey's kid
ney remedy will do all that you claim
for it, Mick Dotfing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Prompt Assurance.

Pussy Passenger am SO tired OF
staying on board. When do you ex-
poet to go ashore, captain?
Apprehensive Captain-Any minute,
ma am-Baltimore American.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
lrrepressible Laughter.

Stage Manager Cat rehearsaD-
you laughed at the death scene. You
mustn't do that.
Actor-With the salary you give me,
can only greet death with joy.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Like a Womar

She-What makes you think he is
eliminate?
He-He uses so many words!-
Yonkers Statesman
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Reasonable THOUGHT

Church. see that Borneo holds the
record for mosquitoes
Gotham-What part Of New Jersey
is Borneo in?-Yonkers Statesman.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Sore Memory.

Bacon-Do you remember when you
bent at mothers knee?
Egbert-Yes; that's rather sore
memory to me.-Yonkers Statesman.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
A Possibility.
Not So Noisy.

Don't you think the ladies now
have adopted a very loud way of wear
ing their hair?'
Not half so loud as when they wore
bangs. baltimore American.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
JOHN H. RENDLEMAN.

Delay in commencing treatment for a
slight irregularity that could have been
cured quickly by No'ey's Kidney Rem
edy may result in a serious kidney dis
ease. Foley;s Kidney Remedy builds
up the worn out tissues and strengthens
these organs. Commence taking it today.
Nick Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
A Combination of opposites.

What do you think is the most in
congruous object in nature?"
"A grumpy old maid in Merry
Widow hat '-Baltimore American.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Frank About 1t.

Rodger--Does your husband eve
kiss you before your maid?
Mrs. Fleigh-No: after. generally
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Wants the Bio Ones.

The Major-About 100000 demi-
johns are made yearly in this coun-
try, but the largest sizes are i'm
ported.
The Coonel-Yes, we all seem to
banker after imported things, don't
we?-Yonkers Statesman.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02

My clothes We're in it, all packed tight
My collars, too, / VOW
l can't go to that dance tonight
I've lost my grip!
Cleveland Leader.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Reciprocity.

at is hard that in the humber
walks Of life you have to pay as
you 60"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Wallhone.

I've lost my grip: there's no delight
In life for me. somehow;
There's nothing in the world seems right.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02

ever
"Why not? AS grow older, 1 be-
come more and more expert in avoid
ing trouble. Life.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02

That's not the worst of it, for you
also have to go as you pay.
more American
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Good Neiqhbors.

Nod-You live next to burying
ground, don't you? How do you like
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Business Contracts.

1T is odd, dear, you had such
heavy loss in that electric lighting en-
terprise."
.ANhr odd 2O