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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-01-24
In Luck.

Dennis-Hinnisy is the luckiext
divil that liver walked
Patrick-How's that?
Dennis-Faith, an he promised to
pay me the five dollars he borrowed
next week-an' he up an died yestcr-
day.-Smith's Magazine.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-01-24
Stork Left Heavy Baby.

A 16-pound baby was born to Mr.
and Mrs. John Reichenbach OF Brook
line, Pa. 1t is the third largest baby
ever born in Pennsylvania.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-01-24

Tonbs Of Cement.
An enterprising American has b0-
gun to manufacture cement tombs.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-01-24


Above IS sufficient seed to grow 35 bn-
of rarest vegetables and thousands of br,3-
liant flowers and all Is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOR l2C.
or II you send lGc, we will add package
of Berlner Earliest Caullilower. John A
SalZer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis X L. w
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-01-24

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens tho gums reduces
nAmmaton. allAys pain, wind collie &c bUss1A
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-01-24

FITS, St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. khnes
Great Nerve Restorcr. Send for Free zoo
trial bottle and treatise. DR.. R. II Kline,
Id. 93l Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-01-24
Something New Under the Sun.

lady IN Illinois sent us i2c a year age
for our remarkable collection of vegeta bic
and flower seeds and sold 1916 worth
therctrom, or made 3l4W. That's new
Just send this notice with I2c and re-
ceive the most original seed and plant
IL l...l
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-01-24

PILES CURED IN To IA DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT s qua rantecd to cure any
Of Itching. Blind Bleeding or Protrudng Piles In
to Il days money refunded. SOC
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-01-24

Brains can make money, but money
can't make brains.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
TIE
General Demand

of the Well-Informed of the World has
always been for simple, pleasant and
efficient liquid laxative remedy of known
value; a laxative which physicians could
sanction for family use because its COM
ponent parts are known to them to be
wholesome and truly beneficial in effect,
acceptable to the system and gentle, yet
prompt, in action.
In supplying that demand with its ex-
cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of SIENNA, the California Fig Syrup
Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies
on the merits of the laxative for its remark
able success.
That is one of many reasons why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA is given
the preference by the Well-Informed
To get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine-manufact by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale
by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents
per bottle.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
MARK TWAIN ON MONEY.
Humorist Points Out What He ConsId-
ers Some Wrong Conceptions.

Mark Twain said that the financial
panic has caused wrong idea Of the
use and value Of money.
1.-THE spendthrift says that money,
being round, was made to roll. The
miser says that, being fiat, it was
made to stack up. Both are wrong.
Strangely wrong, too, in their ideas
about money are the veteran Aus
tralian gold diggers. These simple
old fellows, though worth perhaps a
half million or more. live in the sim
pie dug-outs and shanties Of their lean
early days.
"Once, lecturing, I landed at an Aus
tralian port. There was no porter in
sight to carry my luggage. Seeing a
rough-looking old fellow leaning
against post with his hands in his
pockets, l beckoned to him and said:
"'See here, If you carry these bags
up to the hotel I'll give you half a
crown
1.-The man scowled at me. He took
three or four gold sovereigns from his
pocket, threw them into the sea,
scowled at me again. and walked away
without q word"
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
SEVERE HEMORRHoIDS
Sores, and Itching Eczema-Doctor
Thought an Operation Necessary
-Cuticura's Efficacy Proven.

II am now so years old, and three
years ago l was taken with an at
tack of piles (hemorrhoids), bleeding
and protruding. The doctor said the
only help for me was to go to a
hospital and be operated on. l tried
several remedies for months but did
not get much help. During this time
sores appeared which changed to a
terrible itching eczema. Then l began
to use Cuticura Soap. Ointment, and
Pills, injecting quantity of Cuticura
Ointment with Cuticura Suppository
Syringe. 1t took a month Of this
treatment to get me in fairly healthy
state and then I treated myself once
day for three months and, after that,
once or twice week. The treatments
I tried took lot of money, and it is
fortunate that ! used Cuticura. J. H.
Henderson, Hopkinton, N. Y. Apr.
&c 1907"
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
HELP WANTED SIGNS ON MANY
FARMS.
Existing Conditions Can Be Easily
Remedied-Where the Fault Lies.

1t is unfortunately true that on al
most every farm where the owner is
too busy with other matters to devote
much time and attention to them.
there are chickens, horses, cows, hogs
and sheep constantly showing signs
that they need help.
Very frequently 1t happens that
when we overlook an apparently COM
mon ailment there soon develops
serious trouble which oftentimes re-
suits in the death of the chicken or
animal. Instances Of this kind are
of altogether too frequent occurrence
and they sometimes result in the
spread of the disease to other fowls
and animals before it can be checked.
Whoever keeps poultry or live stock
ought to be thoroughly informed as to
the diseases and weaknesses of chick
ems, horses, cows, sheep and hogs so
as to be able to determine at glance
the nature of any trouble that may de-
velop. 1t isn't necessary to be a scien-
tist or an expert scholar to get this
knowledge.
ildppiiy, 10 iOW pOSoiDiC W W.
tain free of charge the very best books
on these various subjects. We refer to
Pratts New Poultry Book, Pratts New
Sheep Book, Pratts New Horse Book,
Pratts New Hog Book and Pratts New
Cattle Book. Any one Of these books
will be sent free of charge to inter-
ested parties by sending postal to
the Pratt Food Co., Department r,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Everybody knows the Pratt Food
Co., and that their preparations are
used throughout the world by farmers,
dairymen, stock raisers and poultry
men.
Pratts Animal Regulator is the IA
vorite with all owners of horses, cows,
sheep and hogs, because it improves
the animals digestion, regulates their
bowels and tones up their systems,
and gives them new life and spirits.
Thousands of users say it is the great
est preventive of animal disease
known.
Likewise, Pratts Poultry Regulator
is the first and last choice of all poul-
trymen who want strong, healthy,
profitable fowls, the kind that lay eggs
regularly. We advise our readers to
send for these new books mentioned
above, without delay.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
STOPPED TO SALUTE HOGS.
One Man at Least Grateful to the
Source Of His Wealth.

1.-The Interpreter" in the American
Magazine says of a respectful father
he once knew:
Isn't it time We took of our hats
and thanked this pleasant land for the
good things ii has done for us by go
ing on patiently covering up our blum
ders, rectifying our mistakes, and re-
spending cheerfully to our every in
telligent effort?
IL knew a man out west who had
the right idea about 1t. His father
had made a great fortune in the pork
packing business. The heir was not
pulled up by his millions. Long after
he had grown accustomed to the
money and might reasonably be ex-
pected to look down on butchers, IL in
walking in the country with his chill
dren they saw a drove Of hogs on the
road. he would make his little boys
stand at attention and take off their
hats. I want them to respect the
sources of wealth. he said"
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
FIT THE GROCER
Wife Made the Suggestion.

A grocer has excellent opportunity
to know the effects of special foods
on his customers. A Cleveland
grocer has a long list of customers
that have been helped in health by
leaving off coffee and using Postum
Food Coffee.
He says, regarding his own expe-
rience: Two years ago ] had been
drinking coffee, and must say that
was almost wrecked in my nerves.
Particularly in the morning l was
so irritable and upset that l could
hardly wait until the coffee was
served and then had no appetite for
breakfast, and did not feel like at
tending to my store duties.
One day my wife suggested that
inasmuch as / was selling so much
Postum there must be some merit in
It and suggested that we try 1t.
took home a package and she pre-
pared it according TO directions. The
result was a very happy one. My
nervousness gradually disappeared, and
today / am all right. / would advise
everyone afflicted in any way with
nervousness or stomach troubles. to
leave off coffee and use Postum Food
Coffee" There's a Reason" Read
THE Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine. true, and full OF human In
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06

Thousands of American women
in our homes are daily sacrificing
their lives to duty.
In order to keep the home neat
and pretty, the children we'll dressed
and tidy, women overdo. A female
weakness or displacement is often
brought on and they suffer in silence,
drifting along from bad to worse,
knowing well that they ought to
have help to overcome the pains and
aches which daily make life a burden.
1t is to these faithful women that
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
Too StUnu.

1.-The traveller in Ireland will do
WELL" recently remarked an attache
to our embassy at London, when he
engages jaunting car to make sure of
the step to which, in mounting, he
must trust his weight. The carman
does not help him to mount.
81 am afraid that step is loose an
American once said to the driver he
had engaged.
THE man took hold OF the step and
shook it. All! sure said he, it's too
sthrong, 1t is. What are We afraid
Off
LAS he was talking, the thing came
off in his hand
This mishap did not, however, en-
barrass the Irishman, for, with the
sunniest Of smiles, he turned to his
fare saying:
Shure, now, I've saved yer honor
from broken leg! Harper
Weekly.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
And the Moon Man Lauahed.

They were jogging along the old
road and cupid was so busy that the
young man dropped the lines either
side Of the runabout. 1t was then
that the wise old nag turned lazily
around.
What are you looking att" queried
the owl by the roadside.
II am reading between the lines,
laughed the old nag as she gave 9
horse laugh and showed her long vel
low teeth.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
His Elusive Memory.

REPRESENTATION, did that man
who called to see me while | was out
leave his name?
Shaggy-Haired Office Boy-Yes, sir;
his name is-is-well, the last part of
II is shaw"
Employer-What's the first part of
#?
ONCE Boy (making a strenuous eff
fort to recall it)-Well, sir. it's either
Grim, or Hawk, or Hen, or Brad or
Fan. or Ker, or Rick, but to save my
bloomin' life, Mr.. Townsend, can't
remember which.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
The Objects Of Her Feelings.

Patrick" gushed the amorous Wild
ow O'Leary, "Oi've long yanted t. con
fiss t We tn state iv me feelin's toward
We, an now OF must tell We thot OF
love ivvry hair Nv y'r head!"
Thin, If We do" replied the adaman
tine Patrick, who has just come from
the BARRIERS, "Oill tell We, Mrs
O'Leary, thot were We in Casey's bar
Der shop around tn corner, ye'd foind
Casey sweepin' tn objects iv y'r feel
ms into his dustpan at tn prisint mo
ment!"-Illustrated Sunday Magazine
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
Wheels.
He was a great invento


'The thing ! am working at now,
he began, stroking his thin beard with
thinner hand, will be a boon to
every family and will startle the
whole world. In fact, it will put the
alarm clock trust out of business. The
idea is simply specially prepared tab
lets that help you get up in the morn
ing. For instance. IL you want to
arise at five you take five tablets; II
you want to get up at six take six tab
lets; and SO on"
But how will 1t affect the alarm
clock trust?"
why, these tablets will cause q
ringing in tho ears at exactly the hour
desired"
But the little crowd could wait to
hear no more and hurriedly disbanded.
-Harper's Weekly.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
De Orqan's Busted.

In a little church in Maryland, not
far from Washington, the motive pow.
arm of an industrious Irishman.
During a recent service there the
choir got into trouble and, to cap the
climax, during the confusion that en-,
sued, the organ suddenly stopped.
The situation was not greatly re-
iieved when there came floating out
into the auditorium a hoarse Whisper
Sing, all youse. Sing like the divil!
De organs busted.-Illustrated Sunday
Magazine
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
II an Advertisement convinces You,
STAY Convinced

When you read in this newspaper
the advertisement Of manufacturer
who has paid for the space used to
convince you that IT is to your interest
to buy his goods, and you 60 to a
dealer where such articles are usually
handled for sale, do not let the dealer
or any one of his clerks sell you some
thing else which he claims is 'just as
good" If an advertisement convinced
you, it was because Of the element Of
truth which It contained.
INSIST ON GETTING WHAT YOU
ASK FOR.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06

years with singing
pain in the back, vio-
lent headaches and
dizzy spells. and was
assured by a special
list that his kidneys
were all right, though
the secretions showed
a reddish, brick-dust
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06

sediment. Not satisfied, Mr.. Enders
started using Doan's Kidney Pills.
THE kidneys began to act more reg'i-
larly." he says. land in a short time
l passed a few gravel stones. / felt
better right away and since then have
had no kidney trouble"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
Onlv Lonu Sleeves Now.

Mistress-Here is a nice dress for
you, Martha.
Maid-Thank We, ma'am; but l can't
take it, really
MIstress-You foolish girl, Of course
YOU can take it, / insist.
Maid-No, really, can't, ma'am.
It's got them old-fashioned short
sleeves.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
7 HEIR
QUA R R Ell

HEN you h av e
parted with a man
forever on the
previous evening
and have stood
S t T. a / & h t a N d
naughty watching
h is eq u a ii y
naughty shoulders
disappearing out
of the front door
it is irritating to
have your hostess
the following eve
ming send you two
out to dinner to-
gether.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
The Wav IFS Said.

These are the bridal rooms" an.
nounced the bellboy to the blushing
young couple.
20, what a sweet suite!" exclaimed
the bride.
II don't know anything about that"
said the bellboy, but the head clerk
says he hopes the suit suits"
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
HOw'a This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known +. j. Cheney
for the last IS years and believe him perfectly hon
orable in all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made his firm.
WALpINs, KiNNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Testimonials sent free. Price rs cents pei
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
RaIlv Cries.

$50 you couldn't hear much of what
the speaker said?"
mo. His delivery was al. right, but
between the yells of louder and or
der he didn't have much chance. =
Kansas City Times.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
SuudestiXe.

Towne-There was spelling-bee
down at our church the other night.
The pastor gave out the words. Did
you hear about it?
Browne-No; was IL interesting?
Towne-Rather. The first three
words he gave out were increase"
pastor" "salary."-Stray Stories.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
Before Ananias.

Adam had just finished naming the
animals.
Wait till I start on the fish," he ex-
claimed. gleefully.
Thus we learn he was preparing to
tell some whoppers even before the
fall
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06

Garfield Tea is OF particular benefit to
those subject to rheumatism and govt! 1t
purifies the blood, cleanses the system and
eradicates disease. Drink before retiring.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
Woman Owner of LARGE Ranch.

Lady Ernestine Hunt. eldest daugh-
ter of the marquis of Ailesbury, owns
and operates horse ranch at Calgary,
Alberta, on a stretch of land nearly
10000 acres in extent
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
u cures While You walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen s. @lmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
HER PROTECTOR.

Here, nurse! Who's that young
chap that's always following you
around? he beau of yours?'
"Oh, no, sir. OATS Jimmie Hawk
shaw, de detective. hires him to pro-
tect me from kidnapers an things!"
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06

A lazy man will not work himself 9,
long as he can work others.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
important to Mothers.
Immense Pio Iron Production.

In the last eight years the three
great iron countries have produced
10,300,000 tons of pig iron, of which
over half has come out of the United
States.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06

Think all you speak, but speak not
all you think. Thoughts are your own;
your words are so no more.-Delany.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06

French Sculptor Complimentsd.
NJ Rodin, the celebrated sculptor.
has been asked to paint some frescoes
for the new art gallery at the Luxem-
bourg palace.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces IN
namm aton allays pain. wind colo 2sc bottle
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
FOUND THE CAUSE.
After Six Years Of Misery and Wrong
Treatment.

John A. Enders, of Robertson Ave-
nue., Pen Argyll, Pa, suffered for six
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
LYDIA E.PINkHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

comes as a boon and a blessing,
as it did to Mrs. F. Ellsworth, Of
Mayville, N. Y, and to Mrs. w. P.
Boyd, of Beaver Falls, Pa, who say:
~ was not able to do my own work,
owing to the female trouble from which
suffered. Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound helped me wonderfully,
and am SO well that can do as big Q
days worB az ever did. wish every
sick woman. you'd try it.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06
INTERMITTENTLY.

Tourist-What are you jumping up
like that for, me good man?
Howling Dervish-Yeow! Dog Of an
unbeliever, I'm elevating my mind.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-06-06

For thirty yecrs Lydia r. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcara-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, tlatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness, or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-03-18
H|BERNIANS
HAVE BANQUET
At k.OF c. HALL
St. Patrick's Day Celebrated
by the Pensacola Order
of A. Q. H.
MANY GATHERED LAST NIGHT
AND ADDRESSES FITTING THE
OCCASION WERE DELIVERED
DURING THE COURSE OF THE
EVENING.

St. Pa6rick's Day was celebrated il
Pensacola by banquet by the Anc
rent Order of Hibernians, given in the
hall of the Knights of Columbus last
night, and which was attended by Z
large number of members and invited
guests. 1t was the annual banquet Of
the order, and it proved no less enjoy
able than its predecessors.
The members attended services al
St Michaeis church in a body, and
upon returning to the hall, took seats
around the banquet table, where they
spent two hours enjoying the good
things provided for the event and lis
tening to addresses by a number OF
prominent men.
President d. J. Hayes presided and
introduced the speakers, who deliy.
cred addresses appropriate to the oc
casion. The first speaker was Rev
Father Fullerton of St MichaeIs
church, and he was followed by Faith.
err Isadore, Father Alexander and
Father Kennedy.
Hon. J. ]. Sullivan, state president
delivered an excellent address, and
NJ. F. Bowes enter tanned the gather
ing with a song. Jas. McHugh, d. J.
Hayes, Frank Reilly, DIR. Frank q. Rem
shaw and John Massey were Others
who delivered entertaining addresses
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-03-18
SAFETY BOARD
HOLDS MEETING
Decide to Have Official Pub
LEGATION of Receipts and
Disbursements.

The Board of Public Safety held
its regular semi-monthly meeting last
night at $50 o'clock. The bids for
furnishing the summer uniforms for
the fire and police departments were
ordered to be advertised for, it was
also decided to have the proceedings
officially published in one of the daily
papers OF the city. The chiefs of the
fire and police departments were ap-
pointed with Messrs. Oliver and An
son to select patterns for the new
uniforms.
Officer EddinS, who was discharged
on January 1st from the police force,
was exonerated from the discharge on
account of being, by the mistake OF
the board. tried under the old rules
governing the discharge of officers
from the police force. The officer
Will be tried again under the rules
now in effect on the same charges
as before.
The application of R, a. O'Donovan
for admission to the fire department
was granted. H A. Gowart applied
for admission to the police force
which was also granted.
The board then took up the CUES.
ton of having the receipts and ex.
penditures officially published Mr.
Radcliffe was appointed to make ar
rangements for the publication OF
same.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-03-18
Thousands Are SICK

With the grip, colds. fevers, Rheumatism.
neuralgia. Many might be well IL they had
only taken Hoods Sarsapariha, the great
blood purifier and health-regulating medi-
cine. 1t is wonderful preventive as well
as cure Keep it in your house and take it.
Never Without Aood's-..I have taken
HOODS SarSaparilla for fnd1geStlon. ana
recomuead 1t to others for that complaint. IL
IS an excellent medicine and keep Il on
hand" A. S. HEATH. Adams Centre. N \.
Kidney TroubIe-.'I had kidney trouble.
A friend recommended Hoods Sarsaparilla.
tried one bottle and found was better. took
three more and recovered" BENZ. LEVINE, ~
Village Street. Boston, Mass.
Jaunciice - had q severe case of
jaundice and fell from f46 70 90 lbs. In weight.
A friend advised taking Hoods Sarsapariila
and when l had taken three bottles was up
and on my feet" JOSEPH LEWIS, 10 Alpine
Street. Boston. Mass.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is sold everywhere.
In the usual liquid. or in tablet form called
Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre-
pared only by C. 1. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-03-18
MOTORMAN IS
BADLY INJURED

Motorman T. ]. Nesmith was badly
injured last night about IL O'Clock on
his car, when the brake handle
slipped from his grasp, striking him
in the stomach. The car was coming
down the hill on Ncrth Palafox be-
tween Gregory and Wright streets,
and the motorman endeavored to slow
the car down as is usual. Not having
a firm hold on the brake handle the
car Jared slightly and jerked the
brake from his grasp.
He was injured to such a serious
extent as TO neceSsitate him being
taken to his home in a hack.