The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-04-24

t.ko "a niiinE May morning with laughter
and Sons.
Discounts ycry iars-iy m. man with =
/ frowu
Rlus. Thrills and Frills.
n IL funny how funny you are not
when you Try 90 be- funny.
So So 81
A woman doesn't care 90 be rich.
All she wants Is an she wants.
The man vho merely nlrts with sue
cess never has 90 bus the baby shoes
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Many would-be heroes gaEe into the
/ looking glass. but few are chosen.
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The trouble with 90 many people
who look for work Is that they are
nearsightsd
Mr. Onion L. a candidate for the
senate In Texas. lie ought 10 b. a
strong candidate.
. .
The "Old. Old Story Ever New
-Chicagos traction question. n nos
promises 10 beat Methuselsh BY az
last a thousand years.
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And now a poet has written a poem
about when Nellie eats a pickle. I
haven't seen q. but ! suppose Il b.
gins. 20 gentle gentle rain" lDia-
gram furnished on appucationl
q = .
DURING leap year an attractive
younE men Nho are as yet unmarried
should be- careful 20 wear their en-
gagement rings and avoid compiled.
tons that might prove embarrassing
p s.-An married men read this
wedding rings"
q q a
When a boy gets up IN the morning
without being called. brings Ia the
wood before breakfast doesn't kick
the cat and IL ready for school nftesn
minbtss before time. there are but two
conclusions 20 draw. Either the boy
IL 10 the throes Of his hrst loys-or
slse be will bear watching.
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An Iowa exchange cites a Davenport
physician who eft his tools inside a
patient aud later sued the patient for
the rental OF them. I know a case
IN Chicago where a surgeon left his
needle IA a woman patient and swOrs
on the witness stand that he didn't
use a needle Probably be used an an
or else he vas mad because ths
woman didn't thank him ana keep the
needle for darning stockings.
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The Drift.
soh. whittier are Ws drifunEr"
AAks the maiden an in white
A. she Stands upon the rostFum
/ on her glad commencement night
''Oh. WHITTIER are ws drntinEr"
l Asks nay wife with grave concsrn
I Il sss that eExs are forty
DO thsy think we've coin 10 burn
~oh. whittier ar. ~ drfunET"
Shall The predatory rich"
Boss The sale u every hsefstrak
Ana thu midnight oil and "sichf''
shall We stand around and l-t &c
Hand II 30 ua In tee nsCkf
Are we simply drifung bunfy
To The breakers and a wreekf
oh, whittier are We duftinEr"
We'll TIE most % Nc don't know.
And the rest IL sorter struggling
To aurmount the undsrtsE
I A. foT me. I'm flu a. business
Ilks ths Teller In ~ show.
I'm - occupied in hanxn'
Il That somehow. I can't ist Eoi
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The Cali Died.
A dispatch from Eau Claire. Wis.
tells OF the following tragedy In one
Of Wisconsin's agricultural districts.
A peculiar accident befsl John sehuits's
calf in the town OF Llncoln Joseph
Brandy WAS sleeping in "a stall when The
calf ate one % his socks The calf died
IN great agony.
A New One.
This ia new. too. and ~ insist on a. A
younE fellow Ia this toWn has n sir hut
no money ao when they 80 o. a show
and he says he cannot a. because 81
i financial embarrassment. she goes and
buys the tickets And she works 81 the
week Washington pemocTat
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oid friends and aew friends are only
good IN true
n True friends are dear friends. even II
They're new
Weak women get prompt and last
ing help by using DR.. Shops Night
Cure. These soothing, healing,
an,iseptic suppositories, with full in
i formation how 10 proceed are inter