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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03
ROYAL PALACE
PARTLY BURNED.
tfe Discovered In Apartments Of
Prince Eitel friedrich. Of Germany.
BUILT over Century AGO.

Berlin. Jan. 2:-Fire broke out
this morning in the bedroom Of
Prince Eitel Friedrich. the third
son of the German Emperor. in
the royal chateau of BaIlevue.
The principal damage was to
the contents and the building
which was erected over century
ago.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Miss Grace Allison returned 10
Chicago this morning after spend
ing the holidays vacation with her
pareuts Mr. and Mrs. G. ). Ali
son. Miss Grace will resume her
studies at the Chicago University.
Miss Millie Snodgrass, D-puty
County Clerk of Rice County. spent
New Years with A. L. Sellers and
family, returning to her home at Ly,
Gus this morning.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

File your claims against the
County ty Jsspsry 4th to ge.
them audited at January meeting.
H. D. AshpoIe County Clerk.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Mrs. Leo Wilczeck was taken
,uddel ly i'll Tuesday and remDved
to the St. Rose. hospital, where
she underwent an operation.
She is reported to be progressing
satisfactorily.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

w. 7. Russell Of Enid is here
visiting his parents Mr.. and Mrs.
I. VI. Russell and family. The
family were all here together New
Years.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

The 5 and 10 cent store has
moved into the room at 1906
Broadway and will be pleased to
meet all old customers and many
new ones.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Mrs. A. j 0'Blennis and child
rem lett for her home at Kinsley
after a visit Of several days with
her parents Mr.. and Mrs Yeo Of
the south side.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03
Russian OiIicsf Shot.

Samara, Russia. Jan. 2:-Colo'
oel Bobrof. chief OF the provin.
cial geudarmerie, was shot and
killed while walking in a crowded
street here today.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Mr.. aid Mrs. James Gill re.
turned his morning and extended
visit with relatives and friends at
and about there old home at Mt.
Pleasant Iowa.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Lee Morgan and Gus Fem are
there from Heizpr today.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

WANTED 10 trade for town
property. section lapd 70 Cove ca,
c. W. Deighton. Griesbv Kds..
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Miss Nina Frazier went to
Hutchinson Wednesday for Wis.
IL
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Prof. Ramsey of the city school
returned from the east Wednesday
morning.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Lee Dodge spent Wednesday in
Hutchinson visiting.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Mr.. and Mrs. b. L. Woodburu
entertained at a watch party Tues.
day evening. Cards were iDdule
ed in until midnight when refresh.
ments consisting of two course
we're served by the hostess assist
ed bv Ethel McGreevey and Irene
Pursell. Those present were Mr..
and Mr.. Ira Hoge, H. G. Taylor,
W. Fl. Russell. W. P. Deal. Walter
Bushnell, Dennis Weathers. E
E Pursel. Grover Wright, W. j.
McGreeyey. Sol Hoge and Harr,
Frey. Mrs. Hardy. Miss An,i
Dabm. Urban McGree vsy. Gu,
Ru sell and Al Hood.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03
OHIO REPUBLICANS TO MEET.
State Ceatral Committee 10 Meet Today
and Decide on Date Of CeaYeuiioD.

Columbus. Ohio, Jan 2:-Tbe
republican state committee will
meet here this afternoon and select
the date for the nominating con.
veDtion. 1t is said conference
will be arranged during the day
at which it is possible some com.
prise between the Taft and Forak.
er forces, insurlng harmony may
b. reached
}. 5, Simmons Of Dighton was
here this morning visiting.
Hugh Hickey is down from
Olmitz today on business.
Charley Lescheskv went east
this mOring on a business trip.
FOR SALE:-Fresh COW ana
calf. Inquire at'Barton House.
DR.. Homer Robinson was here
New Years returning to Ellinwood
this morning.
Mrs Arthur TAYLOR entertained
this afternoon for Miss Lilah
Smith of Newton.
All kinds of Boot and shue re
pair work at Pratt & Ruble's.
Slinn's old staDG.
Nick klepper John Grant and
John Wolfe we're here from EIlin.
wood today on business
Mr.. and Mrs. David Howell
returned this morning for a visit
with relatives near IIeizer.
Geo. Weirauch returned to
Ellinwood this morning after
Speeding New Years at home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Marx will en-
tertain this evening for Mr.. and
Mrs. Otis BOllngerof Mineola.
Lost Embroidered fur neck
piece. UId fashioned gold pin
across front. Return to this office.
Mr.. aud Mrs. W. B. Finney
went home to Sterling this morn.
ing after a visit here with q. anC
Mrs. DeLaVergne.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Robt. G VIM, Mis-
Edna WINS. Mr. and Mrs. Fl. H. Da
Wis and family, and Mr.. and Mrs. A
S. McCracken spent New Years witt
Mr.. and Mrs. Fay Coffin north o
town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Foster o
: Fairveiw are here visiting Mr..
Foster parents Mr.. and Mrs. s
Foster of east Lakin.
i FOR SALE:-Pnirie bay
See W. M. DeLapp. Rt. L.. Bo
4 Groak Rad --
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03
New Years Day.

Nch ltdIS Ddl.
New Years dar opened bright
and cheerfullv md was certainly
one OF the incest that could be
wished. The business houses we're
open until noon. but not much
business was transacted. the people
generally doing little but exchang-
ing greetings. At the Catholic
church Father Hermanns cele-
brated high mass. and delivered
and excellent sermon. and the
choir rendered fine music. In
the afternoon our people attened
the reception, or cong regate6 in
their homes and passed a quiet
day. thankful for the fayors be
slowed upon them the past year,
and hOp4ful that the new years
would deal kindly with them.
Chas. Matz will spend the day
with relatives at Kinsley.
Conductor Alb Purcell. went
through on No 6. Wednesday
morning.
Mrs. John Bales is at Cofey
vile on a visit to her mother who
has been very sick.
H. H. Airheart of Uniouville,
Mo, is here on visit to Mr.. and
Mrs. Wilson O'Connell and family
Ralph Bailey was here Wednes.
day morning on bis way to HeizeI
and Olmitz. Mrs. Bailey is visit
ing at Olmitz.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Camp.
bell were here from Alber'
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Robert
Merton and attending the recep
tion.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Take your eobblers work to
Pratt 6 Ruble. Sims old stand.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Miss Myrtle Scbafer has resign
ed her position as cashier with
G. Samuels 20. Miss Glenn
Brodie is the new..cashier
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Ralph Bailey was here Wednes.
day morning on bis way to Heller
and Olmitz. Mrs. Bailey is visit.
ing at Olmitz.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

H. H. Airheart of Unionvillp,
Mo, is here on visit to Mr.. and
Mrs. Wilson O'Conne!l and family.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Conductor Alb Purcell. went
through on No 6. Wednesday
morning.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

George Momyer left for Central
CITY, Colorado, Tuesday evening
after spending his Chrismtas va.
cation here with his parents Mr..
and Mrs. c. j. Momyer and fami
ly.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Mrs. John Bales is at Cufey
vile on visit to her mother who
has been very sick.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

l. B Wilcox was over at Seward
Tuesday Mr.. Wilcox says the
prospect for crops over that way
are fine. He was accompanied by
Mr.. Frank Baker OF the Kansas
City Hay Press Co.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Foster OF
Fairveiw are here visiting Mr..
Foster parents Mr.. and Mrs. s.
Foster of east Lakin.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Chas. Matz will spend the day
with relatives at Kinsley.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Mr.. aud Mrs. Robt. GNnn, Mis- S
Edna WINS. Mr. and Mrs. H. H. Da-
Wis and family, and Mr.. and Mrs. A
S. McCracken spent New Years witt
Mr.. and Mrs. Fay Coffin north o.
town.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

ANY one having accounts against
the New Year Reception commit
tee, must present them toe. s.
Allison. Treasurer at once, to be
allowed.
X A Charles, chairman.
Mr.. and Mrs. Il. L. Yeakley cele.
brated NewYears day by giving ar
elegant dinner to several of their
friends. Those who we're present
were Mr. and Mrs. Frank Leek,
Mr.. and Mrs. c. &. Lorimor. Mr..
and Mrs. Clyde Lorimor, Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Lormior and Miss
Reed. A ve:y enjoyable time j:
reDorted.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

FOR SALE:-Pnirie hay
See W. M. DeLapp, Rt. T.. Box
6. Great Bend.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Charley Lescheskv went east
this moring on a business trip.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Mr.. aud Mrs. W. B. Finney
went home to Sterling this MORN
ing after a visit here with q. and
Mrs. DeLaVergne.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Hugh Hickey is down from
.Olmitz today on business.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

}. 5, Simmons Of Dighton was
here this morning visiting.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Lost Embroidered fur neck
piece. Old fashioned gold pin
across front. Return to this office.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Mr.. and Mrs. David Howell
returned this morning for a visit
with relatives near Ieizer.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Marx will en-
tertain this evening for Mr.. and
Mrs. Otis Bollngerof MineoIa.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

Nick Klepper John Grant and
John Wolfe we're here from EIlin.
wood today on business
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1908-01-03

FOR SALE:-Fresh COW anG
calf. Inquire at'Barton House.
The Detroit times., 1908-06-05
Friday June 5,
1903.

boy slept the sound. healthy sleep or
a mischieyous child. All he rose
fresh as a midnight star. The night
porter who called the different mem
bers OF the party, and who let them
out OF the hotel as quietly as tho
creaking bolts allowed. was consider
ably astonished at the proceedings.
| though a score OF busy tongues had
already connected Strong with the
story OF the airship
II was a dark night and Strong was
thankful for the darkness as he led
the way down 10 the water side. They
! found the shed In which the "Di" was
housed, but Old Bill was no longer
there. In his stead was Young Will
um. the exact replica OF his sturdy
sire, only some 30 summers younger.
but even that left him a middle-aged
man. He was sleeping with his back
against the door. and his pipe had fall
en- on the ground beside him.
Strong reused Young Willum by
hauling him to his feet Young Will
um rubbed his eyes, blinked, and said
Bless my soul, II It amt Mr..
Strong"
Strong laughed and told willum he
was quite right. With as little fuss
and as little noise as possible they
ran the "Di" down TO the slips and
lifted her into the water She only
seated two. and so Strong went alone
with Miss Hunt. Langley fiuttered on
the waters edge. whispering unneces.
sary Information as TO the mechanism
OF the 'Di."
They slid down the river 80 gently
that the "Di" left scarcely ripple at
her stern. Strong. feeling the night
air upon his face. heaved a great sigh
OF relief. which he always gave when
he found himself In the open.
He thought 10 himself that so much
was already known OF the "Di" and
her midnight flight that tie risk NJ
publicity was scarcely worth contem-
plating. And so he resolved to let
Miss Hunt test the possibilities OF his
craft without further delay
sit tight" he said. and don't be
frightened. am going TO jump her
now. and don't cry out when she
jumps"
He pressed his fingers on the but
tons. the propellers overhead whirred.
and the ''Di" drew out OF the stream
as a waterfowl rises.
In spite OF Strongs instructions.
4
scream as the "Di" leaped upward
But the sinking sensation which fol-
lowed on leaving the water only last
ed for moment After that the "Di"
appeared TO be quite stationary. while
the earth rushed from beneath them
like the flight OF shooting star
At 1000 feet Strong steadied the
ship picked up his bearings both from
below and above him. and set the
DIS course southeast. He was de-
| termined TO make for the bungalow.
| He then put her to the utmost speed
which she could compass. and travel
ing against the wind. the swift pas
sage OF the cool upper air made their
faces tlngle and smart. Five minutes
suftlced 10 bring them above Cookham
and then Strong once more called TO
Miss Hunt TO sit tight The earth
rushed up at them with a speed which
suggested TO Miss Hunt that they
were about to come into violent COLI
sion with the world
Strong, searching her face In the
darkness, treasured her.
Very soon." he said, 1.-The earth viii
wonder what struck 1t. but II won't be
because we struck II with the d."
CTo be Continued.p
The Detroit times., 1908-06-05
BY ". HOLT WHITE.

"Old BILL" repeated MISS Hunt. as
though she were reciting q formula
Then she turned TO Strong again.
And what am I 10 do now?" she
asked.
What l want you TO do now" said
Strong. "is TO go back to your editor
and tell him all that I have told you.
Tell It TO him carefully. without the
slightest exaggeraton OF actual facts.
trust you will forgive my saying SO,
but | see that you have already con-
ceived an admiration for Mr. Lang
ley's genius. And admiration,
would warn you, Is the next step 70
exaggeration.
II is very necessary. too. that there
should not be the faintest distortion
OF fact Such a mistake would lead
not only your editor and yourself. but
me. into enormous difficulties. I wish
TO impress this on you
mr.. Strong" said Miss Hunt earn
estly-and Strong felt a little uncom-
Portable because the admiration In
Miss Hunts eyes was evidently for
himself and not for the absent Lang
ley-'T want TO beg q favor. ask
The Detroit times., 1908-06-05
Ii Roosevelt Stands
Pat the Party's Hope
(. Lies in LaFOIlette
jorowIrg Sentiment Against Taft
Must Serve To Bring the Wis
consin Senator Forward
In the Race.

1t is pointed out that the opposition Grand Army veer
has been added that OF the Jewish AnericahS inc ~
and organized labor.
The Jewish is considered to be anagonsuc 10 Aai' o
of Gear of Russia.
he it asserted because OF MS
Brownsville and having put himself on RECORD "
speeches as endorsing dsanchmen the Negro IN the
South
The vote of organized labor it asserted would
almost against of his strikenuncton record
All of which facts being cited in connection with fresh
spngng up that Roosevelt yet be the man to run
The REAL demand upon Roosevelt accept the
chair again has yet been made
The second elective-terme busy and soon
strongest appeal by which he has yet been con-
droned calling upon reconsideration OF his purpose nor
this appeal based upon damaging campaign
Monuments that are being widely circulated opposition to Taft
One of these Delegates the Republican
National Leaders of the Republican Party
which just by of prominent Negroes from
all parts of the country.
course of the South DISTINGUISHING nearly coored men
voting age stating that Mr. Tas defense OF the president
Brownsville would make Impossible TOR MIN 10 reverse
his action by repudiatng his present ef snouo ne
ident," the circular says:
world ss,s rss.rd and sae WIFI " soa.rae
sss part: s'a S % ss nm, s. Mr. TAFT
5 sa's Ss: Ss s %
4 when these facts are presented to Roosevelt
v Taft should pays Roosevelt persists IN
s again the presidency the second elective
appeal the Hoor OF the convention
Their object would plainly be attempt to star
ede the convention beyond question sincere
at this in his position that it must be Taft
But the convention says shall be Taft what ten7
Unless is only LETT whom the
Republican party put forward with hope of success
November.
And that ma is LaFolete
Commenting upon the conducted by the Wisconsin
senator against the emergency currency BILL William Jennings
BRYAN said very apy speech Lexington Neb Wednesday,
Taft for s.nas ons p n"1 ha S
Az governor and senator has himself made
Of the right kind carry the fight Roosevelt has
started
With Roosevelt his determination not the
again between Bryan the head OF their
tickets country could hardly make mistake
Outside of these people could properly demand
Roosevelt but OF much doubt
lie as doubtful as president would be in
of election.
The Detroit times., 1908-06-05

Miss Hunt looked UP into Strong )
face again. She had 1t IN her heart to
ask him what was the proposal he
intended 10 make. She even felt that
IL would have been more polite on his
part 10 have made some mention or
It, even had that mention only been
hint But one glance decided her as
TO the unwisdom OF making such a
request. There are some people who
keep one at a distance through the
coldness OF their manner. There are
others who hedge Themselves about
with a fence OF laughter. and the ring
OF laughter and chan within which
Strong invariably entrenched him
self had never yet been passed save
only by Diana.
They dined almost In silence.
Strong was bored TO death Of the sub
tect of the airship. Langley was wor-
ried. Arbuthnot was disturbed by
the presence OF a lady, and Belling-
ham said nothing at all. because ST.
lence was his everlasting habit.
After dining, Strong had Miss Hunt
shown 10 her room. promising her
that he would not fail 70 see that she
was called at 2 o'clock.
But Miss Hunt needed no calling,
for she sat on the edge OF the bed
hour after hour repeating TO herself,
THAT boy, that wonderful, wonder
full boy"
Meantime the wonderful. wonderful
The Detroit times., 1908-06-05
TASTED FIVE YEARS
/. FOR SONS CRIME
MRS. LuERVs LONG ABSTINENCE
FROM MEAT HAS ENDED,
HOWEVER.

"a CHICAGO, June 6.-When Joseph
duery was sent TO the penitentiary In
.a903 for stealing several big boxes OF
cigarettes from the Chesapeake Steam
ship Co., his mother. Mrs. julia Leury.
hooked upon Ii as a divine visitation
lon her family, and che at once began
no fast by way OF atonement, and has
nince eaten no meat. She VIII be able
10 break her five-year fast This after
noon. however, for Gov. Crothers has
hardened her son.
Judge Stockbridge sentenced Luery
10 six years in the penltentiary, and
&he sentence would have expired on
Dune 20 next Gov Crothers action
Nm pardoning Luery will save the
kyoung man his citizenship.
Mrs. Luery made several efforts be-
nfore Gov. Warfeld 10 gain "Joe's"
pardon, but failed, though she had a
petition which was signed by all OF
khe jurymen who convicted him. In ad-
|dition to letters from former Con-
|gressman Frank c. Wachter, the late
|Wm. r. Brewer, trust clerk OF the SUI
Epreme bench OF Baltimore. and Reuben
Foster, president OF the company from
whom the boy store the cigarettes
when he was 10 years old.
In company with Attorney Frank v.
1foale she journeyed TO Annapolis on
TUESDAY. Upon her arrival there, how
ever, she was disappointed TO find that
the governor had come 10 Baltimore.
Determined TO make one Anal plea. she
waited from IL O'Clock In the morn
ing, and her patience was awarded by
the arrival of Gov. Crothers at $50
o'clock in the evening. She and At.
torney Moale recited the facts OF the
case. and Mrs. Luery told the governor
OF her Tasting and hopes for the boys
pardon.
Her efforts were rewarded, and now
Joe" promises TO start In life again
and atone for his past record. They
live In East Baltimore.
The Detroit times., 1908-06-05

1t because think II will make II
easier both for YOU and for me. II
go back TO my editor and tell him
this wonderful tale and have no proof
TO convince him OF its reality. | am
very much afraid that, although he
trusts me considerably, he will really
not believe me-"
'All OF which means" said Strong,
laughing down at her, that what you
want TO do is 10 see the DIP "
II should like to-" said Miss Hunt.
Then you shall II you will so far
honor US you shall dine with my
friends and myself tonight. After
that must ask you to excuse me for
little while, for l propose 10 get
some sleep. | have not slept much
during the past few nights; but II
you care to leave your bed at the APP
palling hour OF a. M, ! will not
only show you the 'Di.' but will take
you for trip In her. Seeing Is be-
lieving. and want you 10 see In or
der that you may believe. Because
when | meet your editor | have a
proposition TO make TO him which
think he will be glad to accept"
The Detroit times., 1908-06-05
JAPANESE PRAISE
PALS ON LONDON

LONDON, June 5.-Londoners are
greatly amused at the superlatve
politeness OF their Japanese visitors
who have arrived here from America
on their world-tour In search OF
knowledge. But Londoners are also
tanned diplomatic attitude, and this
feeling is inspired To great extent
by the arrival OK the American mail.
In the New York papers one linda
that all the sweet praise which has
been SO generously lavished upon
things English and Englishmen, has
already been poured out upon things
American and American men. Lon
doners are told that Englishwomen
are the prettiest In the world and
greatly superior TO their sisters across
the Atlantic. But they find that the
American press chronicles the Japa-
nese opinion that Englishwomen are
poor things compared TO the beauties
OF America
Londoners learn that the Oriental
considers America the most CONNER
cial nation in the Worthwhile on
American ground Here IN London.
commercial supremacy Is the sole
legacy OF the British.
In New York American public
buildings and thoroughfares we're tho
last word In architecture and town
planning, In London the japanese ex-
press their admiration for the finest
streets and architecture in the world.
The result Of this accommodative-
ness has been that their visit, after
the first couple of days. has failed
completely fiat, their movements pro
Nmote no further interest and their
views on people and places are no
longer recorded. Even a Japanese
can be too diplomatic.
The Detroit times., 1908-06-05
GRAMMAR SCHOOL BIOLOGY
BY WEEK JONES.

The Fly.
The fly Is a Little Animal that
spends most OF It's time Buz-zing. You
can study IL I'm your own Home. be-
cause the Fly does not care about
Screens. which are Principally USE
full 10 keep It from Getting Out.
The Fly Is so busy that II will not
stay on one Spot long. except on Fly
paper.
II you go TO Sleep in the Daytime
the Fay will tickle your nose till you
Wake Up. This should make you
Ashamed to Sleep In the Daytime.
when you should be Studying Bio
log-y 70 help you become Great Bus.
i-ness Man.
Do not let this Lesson on the Fly
make you afraid TO eat Huckle-ber-ry
Pie.