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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-28
AS IT STRIKETH THE PHILOSOPHER.
(By II. J. THIEDE.)

mortals IS he who persuaded OF
his
Q At sunset stars,
a
knoweth discretion. and silent
S his
II S else hypocre
that thing proving virtue
Whenever in the ground floor it's
the roof garden.
! you
Happiness by-product OF industry.
There isn't such thing being boss In this
a then there's
There's nothing without calling in this world
fetch
When hasn't anything to that is the best time
it.
II. good Is a continual Christmas
IL. Yesterdays savings today's legaces
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-28
MUSIC.

That's how the fddle's singin' in tune 70
them unknown
4 sort Of farewell message 20 the heart Of
me alone,
you've reaped the youth-time roses
you've had your day and time;
The twilight round YOU closes, where bells
of Mem'ry chime:-
"The old lads are lonesome-
Youth must have "A chance;
Too old 10 dance now
Too old 90 dance"
From Uncle Remuss Magazine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-28
, BIT FRANK l.. STANTON.

al BIT FRANK l.. STANTON.
On merry nights / hear il from my chin.
ney-corner place;
Rosy cheeks arohn' me, with the dimples
IN a Iaccl
An j seem 20 feel their freshness-a bgeath
OF golden cnrls.
As movin' TO the music they swing the
sweetheartg girls!
"The old lads are lonesome
Youth must have a chance;
Too old 10 dance now
Too old 10 dance"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-28
Nothinu On Himself,

Clarice--I think Mr.. Gunson is
dreadfully stingy.
Stingy? Why that man
wouldn't even tell story at his owu
nse,-Harper's Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-28

The man who tries to put up Q
brownstone front on q secondhand
lumber capacity usually meets With
failure. ft
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-28
What Causes Headache.

From October to May, Colds are the most
freouent cause of Headache, Laxative
Broino Quinine removes cause. Z. W.
Grove on box. 25c.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-28
In The Line of Progress.

New York now requires a license
TO commit matrimony.-At
Journal
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-28
THE MESSAGE Or TIE

4 n n ~ rg ftt
What's that the fddle's sayin' which the
others never hear;-
Somethn that's a-hoverin' betwixt a smile
an teari-
Somethin' of the past time-the shadow an
the beam,
An hear it for the last time in a dream
an a dream.
-The old lads are weary
Youth must have a chance;
Too old 10 dance now
Too old 10 dance"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-02-28

All. but "The Scrap" was not the
only one who suffered. Mum" had
not forgotten; she was only trying
20 forget. II only daddy had not
been obliged to go. She was so happy
before. but now-now she did not
know herself, she never dared TO
look back. she tried so hard to put
aside the memory OF the quiet, gray
haired soldier who had gone to obey
the call of duty. but even when. with
q desperate effort. she lost sight OF
him. she could not quite put away
ths remembrsuce or q pair OF inno-
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

zone eftect of the rise and growth
of automobiling has been to cause the
wooden mills 10 weave fabrics for
mems apparel Of most extraordinary
thickness" remarked Mr.. Thomas @.
braves. Philadelphia importer. II
can show you samples OF cloth Of al
most three times the weight of ordi-
nary winter goods.
They are made Of such heaviness
to give adequate protection to those
who will not let tho severest weather
keep them from their loved diversion
Of motoring. For making up suits OF
such extra 'heft the tailors OF course
have to charge good deal more than
for their customary output Amy
fashionable builder OF clothes will
ask from s110 to s125 for a 'nobby'
automobile suit, and all things con-
sidered. the tariff is not expensive.
seeing that one OF this kind would
last man at least Ave ysars. "---Balti-
more Aznerican-
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
Our Illuminate Masters.
By S. M. CRoTHERs.

When it comes to moral questions
we are still dominated by the idea
of the fatalistic power of inanimate
things. We cannot think 1t possible
to be just or good, not to speak of
being cheerful, without looking at
some physical fact and saying humbly
by your leave.' We personify our
tools and machines, and the occult
symbols of trade, and then as abiect
idolaters we bow down before the
work of our own hands. We are awe.
struck at their power, and magnify
the mystery of their existence. We
only pray that they may not turn us
out of house and home, because of
some blunder in our ritual observ.
ance. That they will make it very
uncomfortable for us, we take for
granted. We have resigned ourselves
to that long ago. They are SO very
complicated that they will make no
allowance for us, and will not permit
us to live simply as we would like.
We are really very plain people, and
easily flurried and worried by super.
fiuities. We could get along very
nicely and, we are sure, quite health
fully, If 1t were not for our things
They set the pace for us, and we have
to keep up.--Atlantic.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
Nero,s Golden House.

The Golden House" of Nero seems
from all accounts. to. have been the
most stupendous dwelling place ever
built for a mortal man. Even II we
regard the ancient descriptions as
somewhat exaggerated, IT remains one
of the largest royal houses ever built,
and the internal decorations seem to
have been incomparabiy magnificent.
1t was surrounded by parks, woods
and pools of great size. which appear
to have been entirely within the
walls. The colonnades OF the house
itself extended mils In length and
crossed one of the main thorough
fares OF the city. Tho cities OF the
East were ransacked for masterpieces
Of Greek art for the interior. The
wallH shone with gold and pearls, and
the roof rested,on marble columns of
enormous size and beauty. - The
American.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

Honolulu has already begun pre-
pairing for the great annual floral
parade which for number of years
has been distinguishing feature OF
the celebration OF Washington s
Birthday in the islands In the last
few years the event has attracted
more than local attention, a large
number OF tourists from the main
land and from Europe having timed
their visit to the Territory TO coincide
with that date. The celebration Is In
the nature OF fete, or festival. OF
which the most conspicuous feature
ls the great parade of automobiles
and decorated vehicles which takes
place during the afternoon.
Hawaii's flowers are luxuriant
during February, and as conse-
quence the floral decorations on the
cars are always most magnificent.
AS result OF the interest taken in
this event, Washingtons Birthday Is
celebrated in Hawaii probably more
deliberately than in any other part OF
the United States, and the day has
come to be considered the most i'm
portant holiday of the year in the
Territory.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
Soap and Democracy.
BY PROFESSOR e. A. ROSS.

Soap and water are befriending
democracy. OF the personal habits of
the masses down to the middle of the
last century, the less said the better.
The followers of Jack Cade and
Rienzi we're, literally, "thes Great I'm
washed" gentleman had some ex-
cuse for crying "Faugh!p and hold
ing his civet-scented handkerchief to
his nose. The common people lost
quickly the respect of those of their
number who had won through to
cleanliness and refinement. Good
breeding" referred to baths. rather
than to manners. When, sixty years
ago, street cars were introduced, it
was predicted that no gentleman
could endure to ride in them.
How is it now? The street car is
so popular with all classes that the
cab can hardly fnd foothold. Be-
sides the triumphant progress of the
private bathtub--thanks to cheap
city water-the cities have been in
stailing municipal baths. Last year
thirty-four American cities supplied
more than eighteen million free
baths. And the movement is In its
infancy, IL we consider what England
and Germany are doing. The effect
will be the narrowing of the esthetic
space between those with social posi-
tion and those without. Glass dis
tinctions will count foriless when they
turn merely on whether you have an
automobile. or keep servant, or
dress for dinner. er.--Everybody's
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
MILLIONS WASTED
In PULP MILLS.
$500, 900 Cords Of Slabs De.
stroyed IN the Refuse eurnsrs
Yearly Throushout Country.

Government experts have been COLI
lecting statistics which show that
there are great possibilities in the
field of invention for the relief of the
drain on the wood pulp forest of the
country by devising means for utiliz.
ing saw-mill waste.
It is estimated that there are A..
100000 cords of slabs destroyed in
refuse burners OF the lumber mills
OF the country each year. The wood
used for pulp last year amounted To
approximately four million cords.
about quarter of which had to be
imported. The mill waste estimate
is based on a recent canvass of some
of the larger mills of the country by
the United States Forest Service,
which established the interesting fact
that mills having an aggregate cut
of 5,440, 100000 board feet had a
final waste Of 100000 cords of
slabs after the best had been used
for lath. Assuming these mills to
be representative, It is seen that there
is still considerable waste in forest
products at the mill even after the
earnest efforts of lumbermen during
the last ten years to bring about a
closer utilization of the whole tree.
These figures made It look as II
American inventors, who are per-
forming wonderful feats in other
fields, should get down to the con-
sideration of methods to make these
waste slabs available for the pulp
makers. Work along these lines
would also be likely to show the way
for utilization of thousands of tons
of sawdust which is now wasted each
year.
1t is true that some utilization is
being made of mill waste at present,
but in most cases l. is only the larger
and more modern plants that are even
making any attempts in this line
Then, as it is, the plants which use
the sawdust waste the slabs. The
slab residue from the lumber cut OF
the country is estimated to amount
to about 100000 cords, of which
about 100000. with an average
value of $1.40 cord. is sold for fuel
100000 burned in the mills for fue
and 100000 sent to the refuse
burners. This last figure shows the
enormous quantity of forest product
that is pure waste.
The iron furnace Stag heaps have
been seized upon by the brick maker
and the screening dumps of the Goa
mines has become valuable source
of raw material for the briquette
manufacturer. Experts say that il
may prove possible to make Just as
good use of the waste of the lumber
mills If slabs and sawdust con bC
converted into pulp.-New Yora
Herald.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

oylocalapplications as theycannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure Deafness and that is by constr
tutional remedies. Deafness iscaused byan
mhamed condition of the mucous lining OF
The Eustachian Tube. When this tubeis in
damed you have a rumblipg sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Ceafnessis the result, and unless the intiam-
nation can be taken out aud this tube re-
stored to its normal condition, hearing will
bedestroyed forever. Nine cases out of ten
arecaused bycatarrh, which hisnothingbutan is
inhamed condition of the mrcors surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for my
case ofDeafness tcaused bycatarrh) thatc can.
not be curedby Halls Catarrh Cure Send for
circulars free. FL. CHENEY g Co, Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
CHURCH DAYS AND MOVABLE FEAsTs.

New Years Day, January 1.
Conversion of st. Paul, January %.
Publication B. v. M, February 2.
Septuagesima Sunday, February Z.
st. Valentine, February IA.
Sexagesima Sunday, February IA.
Quinquagesima Sunday, February 21.
Shrove Tuesday, February 23.
Ash Wednesday (Lent begins), Feb
ruary "a.
Quadragesima Sunday, February %.
st. Patrick's Day, March II.
Mid-Lent Sunday, March 81.
Palm Sunday, April 4.
Good Friday, April 0.
Easter Sunday, April IL.
Low Sunday, April IS.
st. George, April 23.
st. Mark, April rs.
Saints Philip and James, May 1.
Rogation Sunday, May 16.
Ascension (Holy) Thursday. May 90.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

The two old neighbors had met on
the street.
''Mornin'. SAM said the frat. II
hear Your SON. Bill. has got through
college successfully"
Yep" said the other.
LEARN anythinT"
"Yep"
whats he got out OF II chiehy!n
HE can speak seven languages
''Fine."
"Ob. ! dunno, Trouble is they for
got to teach him any idees TO express
with 'em. "--~Pittsburs Post.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
SUNDAY COMIC SUPPLEMENTS
Foster Deceit, Cunning and Disrespcct
For Gray Hairs.

For Gray Hairs.
At the annual congress of the Play.
ground Association of America, held
in New York, Miss Maud Summers,
of Cincinnati, in an address assailee
the comic supplement. Miss Sum
mers was conducting a special con.
ference on "Story Telling in the Play.
ground" She attacked the makers
of pictures in the comic supplement
as persons who were exerting an evil
influence on the young.
She said that the pictures intended
to entertain children, in the papers
fostered deceit, cunning and a disre
pect for gray hairs. Instead of cult.
waiting admirable traits in the childs
character, the up-to-date pictures, she
said, taught the young that "it is cum
ming to throw water from an upper
window upon AN old person and tc
outwit an infrm old man" She said
also:
"Humor has its place in the litera,
ture of childhood. and it would be
well If gifted writer's for children
could be found capable of substituting
genuine fun for the coarse, vulgar
type now so prominent. 1t is of the
utmost Importance that the picture OF
story for children shall have at its
heart spiritual truth, or, in other
words, that it shall have right mo-
tive. This truth may be any one OF
the many virtues, such as generosity
kindness, hospitality, courage, hero
ism, chivalry, etc. 1t should be
worked out in terms of cause and
effect, according to the immutable
law of literature, the law of compen
sation, which rewards .he good, and
of retributive justice, which Furnishes
the bad.
The reason given for objection tc
the supplements is that the nature Of
their contents and the Stiffness of
some of the pictures "tepd to de.
moralize our youth and fill the child.
ish mind with wrong impressions
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
His wish FULFILLED.

A German peddler raped timidly
at the kitchen entrance. Mrs. Kelly,
angry at being interrupted In her
washing flung open the. door and
glowercd.
"Did yez wish to see me?" she
demanded in threatening tones.
The peddler backed OFF few
steps.
We'll, If ] did" he assured her
with an apologetic grin, 81 got mJ
wish; thank you Everybody's.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
The Riae,

AS early as 149S the citizens OF
Leipsic, Germany, possessed the germ
OF the future rifle. for their arms had
grooved bore, but the groove was
straight Not many years after
about 1b20ZAugustin Kutter. OF Nu-
remberg. was celebrated for his star
grooved barrels, In which the grooves
had spiral form. From this time
on It was simply matter Of improve
ment. the principle itself having been
forever established by Kutter.---Th
American.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
CHRoNoLoGIoAL oroLEs.
THE SEASONS.
ECLIPsEs-1ous.
rhere win be four eclinse. Sc.

There win be four eces this the Sun and two
follows:
Total Of the Moon
OF the visible
follows
Visible
portion The Sun VIII get more or less ecipsed East OF
Mch visible as follows New York 704 Chicago
712 M New Orleans s37 st. Louis 6l4 Charleston
TOT J,
the 26h the Western poron United
Nv. Partial eclipse of the invisible.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

| Whit-Sunday (Pentecost), May 80.
Trinity Sunday, June 6.
Corpus Christi, June 10.
st. Barnabas, June IL.
St. John the Baptist, June "a.
Saints Peter and Paul, June 20.
st. James, July 25.
TRANSPORTATION, August 6.
st. Bartholomew, August "a.
st. Matthew, September 21.
Michaelmas (St. John and All An
gels), September 20.
st. Luke, October 18.
Saints Simon and Jude, October 2S.
Thanksgiving Day, November %.
Advent Sunday, November 28.
| st. Andrew, November 80.
st. Thomas, December 21.
! Christmas Day, December %.
st. Stephen, December &c.
St. John the Evangelist, December 27.
Holy Innocents. December 2S.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
INIuLERABLE ITCHING.
Fearful Eczema All Over Baby's Face
professional Treatment Failed
"A Perfect Cure by Cuticura.

when my little girl was six months old
] noticed small red spots ON her right
check. They grew so large thot | sent for
the doctor but, instead Of helping the erup
tion, his ointment seemed to make it worse.
Then / went to-a second doctor who said
it was eczema lie also gave me an oint-
ment which did not help either. The dis
ease spread all over the face and the eyes
began 20 swell The itching grew intoler-
able and It was a terrible sight 10 see.
consulted doctors for months, but they
were unable TO cure the baby | paid out
from $40 20 $50 without relief One evening
] began 10 use the Cuticura Remedies The
next morning the baby's face was all white
instead Of red. continued until the
eczema entirely disappeared. Mrs p ~.
Gumbin, sheldon, Ia. July l3, 1908
Potter Drug Chem Corp, Sole Props.
Of Cuticura Remedies Boston Mass
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

~ see you pass d tin plate n your
church now, Brother jackson
''Yes. sab. We used TO pass s'ik
hat, sab, but II was TOO suggestive "
the sleepy members snh.'
"What was suggestive about III
"De nap, sab. ~ Exchange.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
GREAT. COMET DUE IN fooo.fo.
Halley's Come


probable centuries earlier visited
Star Antares 1t wiz brIansy during the remainder
Visible 1910.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
ASTRONOMICAL CALCULATIONS FOR 1909.

the 1880 the IndependenGe of the United
States of America, and Corresponding Nearly To
The the Mohammedan beginning January 2S
M. IA Co.
The 4606 of the Chpese beginning January 22
beginning January 22
A. l.. (Masonc).
A. u. c.. Rome).
World (Usher)
the World (Septuagint).
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
THE PLANETS.


Mercury
h.
O
As the
h. m
little brightest.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

The exports OF cashew nuts from
India during 1907 was sb07 hundred
weight, valued at about $66.6s6.
Bombay and Madras we're the prlnci'
oel ports of sxportA
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

Terence-So yfz are goin as cook
fur Mrs. Bloodgood tomorrow. Shall
| write yez at her address?
Bridget---No. Better sind yez letter
care Gineral Delivery. - Harper's
Bazaar.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

A girl who sets out to marry a
millionaire is lucky If she doesn't
wind up by getting only her board
out of 1t.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
PLANETS BRIGHTEST.


will favoraby
1924 2s SATURN october 49, Uranus July IL
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

The reason there will be no pur-
gatory for a woman in the next
world is she gets it here in suffering
man.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
OnIy Ono "IIronlo Ouininc''


rhat is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
World over to Cure Cold in One Day. 30.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

About the only thing some men
lay by for rainy day is bor-
rowed umbrella.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

planet this year more
1907 because the fact that he Will
then wtl be IN the following hteen 4-1
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

1t worries woman when she ex-
poets bad news and it doesn't show
nm
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

1t takes a born diplomat to ap-
pear to be interested in other peo-
pies troubles.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

A woman wants romantic man
TO make love to her, but she needs
a matter-of-faet one to support her
children. b. n. U. l.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
piles Cured in o to "a DAYS.

Bszo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in to u days or money refunded. Soc
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31

itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
EVENING STARS.
~ a o.

| EVENING STARS.
| East of Sun.
Mercury, see planets Brightest"
Venus, after April 28.
Mars, after May 13.
Jupiter, until September 18.
Saturn, until April and after July 8.
Uranus. until Jan. and after April IL.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-12-31
MORNING STARS.
West of Sun.

Mercury, see Planets Brightest.
Venus, until April 28.
Mars, until May 13.
Jupiter, after September IS.
Saturn, from April to July 10.
Uranus, from January to April II.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-01-16
stockholders Election.

The shareholders Of the First Ma
tional Bank at their annual meeting
Tuesday, Jan. 18th. reelected the old
Board OF Directors. The Board
organized and reelected the old Off
GERS, w. W. Moore, Pres. Geo. W.
Petty, 1st Vice Pres; J. W. Mills,
2nd Vice President: DIR. J. d. Hub
bard, Cashier Price Jones, Asst Cash
Ter. In December the Bank declared
a dividend Of 10 per cent, which was
paid Ian. lst, and set aside the sum
Of $1,000 to special surplus fund. The
showing made is a good one, and is
a splendid record for the officials
who have so ably, safely and con
sarvatiyeiy conducted the business OF
this institution.