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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27
II May.

Napoleon said that the most beauti'
ful woman was the mother OF many
children. This may account for the
+. Ct that few ladies are able to think
/ - oleon as hero.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27

CISTERNS are now all full. AS
soon as the coal bin is filled we
are ready for the snow, the
snow, the beautiful snow.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27

If you can't get turkey for
Christmas try chicken and be
thankful that you are alive TO
eat it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27

CANT tell when it will. be be-
low zero.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27

SEVERAL "tummy" aches have
been reported this morning. Too
much turkey.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27

TURKEYS can now roam /
peace until Christmas.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27
Best TO Conceal Sorrows.

Those who want friends TO whom
to open their griefs, are canniba.s OF
their own hearts.-Bacon.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27

LAST call TO fix up the pump
so it won't freeze.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27
OF Man.

Unless above himself he can erect
himself how poor thing Is man.
Dryden
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27
Cures Dyspepsia:
Trial Is Free

II is popular mistake that only
wealthy people who eat rich and
highly-spiced foods suffer from dys-
pepsia, or, as it is also known, indi-
gestion. The laborer in the street,
the worker in the field also finds him
self victim of this disorder. Among
the very greatest sufferers from it are
women.
Dyspepsia is indicated by a constant
leellng OF lazfnesS, by loss of appetite and
troubled sleep, by sour stomach and dis
tress after eating, by bad complexion and
luSterless eyes
There is no surer and speeder cure for
TINS trouble than DR.. CaldwelIs Syrup
Pepsin, which dyspeptics have been using
successfully for twenty years. This great
herb laxative compound cured Capt Clark.
OF Buffalo, Ia, of dyspepsia and sour
stomach that he had had for forty wears.
or until the lucky day that he heard Of
Dr. CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsin. It cured
Joel Adams, Of Montgomery. Ala, after
SUFFERING continuously for sixteen months
These are only a few Of the many. But
II Is not expensive TO be cured with this
grand remedy, as ii can be bought at any
drug store in 50-cent or 81 bottle.
Your very neighbors are probably life
long users OF Dr. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin,
but II you want TO know without expense
what II will do for you personally, send
your name TO DIR. Caldwell and he will be
glad TO send you a free trial bottle. He
Is actually anxious to have you make
test OF his remedy.
=. Thousands OF families everywhere keep
IL In the house against such an emer-
gency as constipatio sour stomach, in
digestion, biliousness, dyspepsia, heart
on a member of the family any day. II
Is pleasant to the taste, acts gently and
does not grippe. 1t is the great children's
laxative tonic.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27

II there is anything about
your ailment that you don't
understand, or IL you want
any medical advice, write
TO the doctor, and he will
answer you fully. There Is
no charge for this service.
The address Is DR.. w. B.
Caldwell. 500 Caldwell bldg.
Monticello, Ill.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1908-11-27

Largest Circulation in the County
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
A BUNCH OF FLOWERS.

In Palestine and Persia the sorrow.
ful mycanthus" droops in the day. be-
ing apparently about to die, but re-
wives as evening comes on.
Tulips are so sensitive to the light
that during cloudy day they will of
ten close their petals and remain shut
mp until return of sunlight.
Lilies of the valley in France are
called virgins tears" and are said to
have sprung up on the road between
Calvary and Jerusalem during the
night following the cruciixion.
The night blooming sereus blossoms
about an hour before midnight, but by
the approach of daylight the flower is
complete wreck. having lost all its
beauty and fragrance.
The four podded lotus in an exposed
situation makes cover for its flower
by drawing one or more OF the leaves
over the blossom and keeping them
there during the heat of the day.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
ALICE SOLVES
GIRL QUESTION
Striking "HeIp" at Yellow
stone Hotel HeedS Her
Request.
MRS. LoNGWoRTH PAYS.
TOLD POUTlNG MAIDS THAT SHE
WOULD LIKE THEM TO RE-
TURN AS PERSONAL FAVOR AND
FOR SIS A DAY.

Denver Colo, Aug. 3.-"Servants
all on a strike? oh, that's all right.
Just tell the girls I'll give them S. a
day each If they will work while we
are here, and ask them if they won't
do it as a personal favor to me-"
That Is the way Alice Roosevelt
fLongworth and Mrs. Medill McCor-
mick, of Chicago, solved the striking
6ervant-girl problem in the Yellow
stone Park. And the problem was
solved, and the servants came back.
and all went well while the McCor-
mick-Longworth party stayed at the
hotel
The party. with the husbands along,
of course, went to the Yellowstone
from the Denver convention. They
found the park crowded with tourists
and hotel servants so overworked
there were many mutterings of revolt.
At last the revolt came and these
servants went out on strike, refusing
to cook meal, make bed or wait
on table. This is where the Roose-
welt big stick came into play. The
proprietor pleaded and threatened,
but there was no yielding. Then Mrs.
Longworth took a hand. She went to
the proprietor with Mrs. Mccormick,
and said:
Il think if you ask the girls to go
back to work as personal favor to
me they'll do it. And, besides, I'll
give them S. each a day while we are
here"
The help" went back and Princess
Alice footed the bills. Ernest Ruffin,
delegate to the recent convention of
the Kappa Sigma fraternity, in Den
yer, was at the hotel and told the
story.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
WOMAN DIES IN
MYSTERIOUS MANNER
Was 1t Murder or Suicide?
Police Say Suicide.

Indianapolis, Ind, Aug. 3.-Mystery
surrounding the death of Mrs. Myer
Frankel, aged IS, who was found dead
in a bedroom at the family residence,
303 North Capital avenue, Sunday, by
her husband. Deputy Coroner Knox
stated, after a post-mortem examina-
ton, that chIoroform had caused the
death.
Frankel told Captain Bray at the po-
lice station that he and his wife had
a quarrel Saturday evening. He said
that she had been jealous of him and
had suspected him. Frankel asserts
that his wife had been accustomed to
sleep late on Sunday morning, and
that he thought nothing of it when she
had not appeared at s or 8 o'clock. He
said he went to her room about 10
o'clock and found her lying face
downward on the bed with an empty
chloroform bottle at her side.
DR.. Lazarus Witt was called, and
when he pronounced her dead, DR..
Knox was notified. Frankel was I'M
der examination at the police station
for several hours. and while the Off
GERS were inclined to accept suicide
theory, they determined to make a
complete investigation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
NO ABANDONMENT
OF RAILROADS NOW
Neither Will There Be a Quick
Combination, Says Har-
riman.
THE WIZARD SEEKS REST.
DECLARES THAT HE HAS NO IN
TENTIoN OF RETIRING FROM
ACTIVE BUSINESS LIFE IN THE
NEAR FUTURE.

Chicago, ILL.,, Aug. 3.-"There's not
going to be any abandonment of rail-
roads, nor is there to be any combina-
ton or consolidation of railways over
night What has been done has been
done to save a bad situation, financial
ly speaking"
This statement was made with en-
phasis by Edward Hartman Sunday
night, discussing the deal whereby a
syndicate of bankers in effect paid ST.
O0O,O for s12,0O0,0O0 face value of
Wheeling and Lake Erie short term
notes.
Mr.. Hartman declared that he had
no intention of retiring from active
life soon. Together with his family.
he is bound for Pelican Lodge, his
new hunting lodge in the Siskiyous,
on the Upper klamath Lake, in lower
Oregon. He will be in the West about
six weeks.
Asked what effect his entry into the
affairs of one of the Gould roads
would have, Mr.. Hartman replied:
THE situation has become so COM
pick that l scarcely know where l am.
do not know what the future holds
out with respect to these affairs, and
wanted to get away from it all and
go out in the Siskiyous Mountains.
where l could thing it all over and
see what it means"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
HONEY AS A FOOD.
1t Is Nourishing and Saves Work For
the Digestive Organs.

1t Is NourishinG and Saves Work For
the Digestive Organs.
Honey, which is described as lone Of
natures best foods" Is the subject Of
4 report by the Ontario department of
agriculture. In this it is pointed out
that it is only within the past few cen
turtles that sugar has become known
and only within the last generation
that refined sugars have become so low
in price that they may be commonly
used in the poorest families. Former
ly honey was the principal sweet, and
it was highly valued 5000 years before
the first sugar refinery was built. ut
would add greatly to the health of the
present generation" 1t is declared, IF
honey could be at least partially re-
stored to its former place as a common
article of diet"
Excessive use of sugar brings in it's
train a long list of ills. When sugar
is taken into the stomach it cannot be
assimilated until first changed by di-
gestion into grape sugar. Only too
often the overtaxed stomach fails prop
erly to perform this digestion, and then
come sour stomach and various phases
of indigestion and dyspepsia. In the
laboratory of the hive the honey has
been fully prepared by the bees for
prompt assimilation without taxing Ell
Their stomach or the kidneys. so that
in eating honey the digestive machin-
cry is saved work and health is main
tanned.
Moreover, the same report says that
Gin many cases it will be real econo-
my to lessen the butter bill by letting
honey in part take its place. One pound
of honey will go as far as pound of
butter, and if both articles be of the
same quality the honey will cost the
less. Honey is strongly recommended
for children, while for persons of all
ages a pleasant and wholesome drink
is called German honey tea This is
made by pouring a teacupful of hot
water on from one to two teaspoonfuls
of honey"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
A PUGET SOUND NAME.

Puyallup and the Experience of the
Man Responsible For 1t.
The name Puyallup is of Indian ORR
gin, as old as the memory of the white
man. In Pioneer "reminiscences Of
Puget Sound" the author. Mr.. Meeker,
says that he accepts the odium of in
fiicting that name on suffering genera
tons by plating a few blocks of land
into village lots and recording them
under the name Puyallup. He men
tons incidentally that he has suffered
from it.
The first time I went east after the
in New York that our town was nam
ed Puyallup he seemed startled
Named what?"
"Payallup," said I.
That's a jawbreaker," came the re-
Spouse. "How do you spell it?'
"P-u-y-a-l-Lu-p," said.
"Let me see. how did you say you
pronounced it,"
Pouting out my lips like a veritable
and syllable so as to bring out the
Peuw for Puy and the strong empha-
sis on the al and cracking my lips to-
gether to cut off the lup, finally drill
ed my friend so that he could pro-
nounce the word, yet fell short of the
elegance Of the scientific pronuncia-
ton.
Then when I crossed the Atlantic
and encountered the factors of the HOP
trade in London and was hidden as a
guest to a dinner to introduce me to
the assembled hop merchants, when
saw a troubled look overshadow the
face Of my friend who was to intro
'duce me 1 knew what was troubling
him, and my sympathy went out tc
him.
Let me introduce to you my Ameri
can friend from"-he began boldly and
then hesitated-"my friend from Amer
ica," he continued, and then turned tc
me with an imploring look and blurted
out:
II say, Mr.. Meeker, l cawn't remem
Der that name. What is it?'
But when letters began to come to
me addressed "Peulope," 'Polly-up,'
"Pull-all-up," "Pewl-a-loop" and final
" "Pay-alI-up," then my cup of sorrow
was full. I am sure, however, that
there will never be but one Puyallup.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
RISKS GIRLS LIFE
TO SHOOT LOVER
Father Finds Two Together
And Stays Young Man.

Rock Hill, S. c., Aug. 3.-While J. L.
Williamson and Miss Mary Garrison
were keeping love tryst on the porch
of the girls home at l o'clock on
Sunday morning, they were discov-
cred by Miss Garrison's father, who
shot and killed Williamson So close
were the couple that Garrison risked
killing his daughter in firing at Will
hanson, and the latter fell almost on
the girl.
Williamson and Miss Garrison had
been much together and their mar
riage was expected. Garrison heard
a noise after midnight, and, on inves-
tigating, came on his daughter and
Williamson.
Both the Garrison and Williamson
families are prominent, and the cir
cumstances attending the tragedy
have created a sensation. Garrison
surrendered to the Sheriff, stating
that he had done his duty in shooting
Williamson.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

When abusing a man in fun don't go
too far
Advice is like medicine-a little goes
long way.
The good things of life grow slow,
but it is different with bills and scan
dial.
Time flies so fast as a man grows
older that it seems to him he has his
Sunday clothes on all the time.
People do things in broad daylight
to make themselves ridiculous and then
blame a paper for mentioning it.
You hear He was one Of the best
men that ever lived" oftener than He
is one Of the best men that ever lived"
Why is it that people who say dis
agreeable things to ones face are call
ed honest and people who say pleasant
things ars called hatterers f-Atchison
Gl0hA
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
TAFT GIVEN PRAISE
BY INDIANA PASTOR
HurIstone Praises SeCretary's
Work in Philippines.

indianapolis, Ind, Aug. Sin a SER
mon dealing with Americans duty in
the Philippines, Rev. Albert E. Hurl-
stone, of Roberts Park Church, lead
ing Methodist minister in Indiana,
praised the work of William H. Taft
in the islands and strongly commend
ed his speech of acceptance dealing
with the Philippines question.
"Mr. Taft used works of wisdom in
referring to this question in his Motif
cation speech. His appeal is not only
to his party; 1t is to the Christian
Church of America. 1t seems to me
that every man whose heart. beats 10y
ally to Jesus Christ must rejoice in
the statements so truthfully made.
"Mr Taft is better fitted to speak
on this question than any other man
in the Government today by virtue of
his close connection with the prob
lem"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
THREATS TO SPLIT
FEDERATION DISCUSSED
Gompers' Political Action the
Cause of Bitter Talk.

New York, Aug. 3.-Threats BIZ a
disconnected element to cause a
split" in the Central Federated IN
ion in case President Gompers, of the
American Federation of Labor tries
to bring about labor union support for
Mr.. Bryan in this city. caused consid-
cradle debate at yesterdays meeting
of the Central body.
There are people in the LABOR move
ment who ought to be behind prison
bars" said Morris Brown, treasurer of
the Central Federated Union. We
ought to find them out.
AN attempt is being made to break
up the Central Federated Union.
Those opposed to us should appoint a
committee to investigate their own Of
fairs, and they would have enough to
do until next summer"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
AN ODD SEA FOOD.
Virtues of the Gigantic Marine Snai
known as the AbalOne.

Virtues of the Gigantic Marine Snail
known as the AbalOne.
Though the flesh of the abalone is a
nutritious and wholesome article of
food. highly esteemed by the Chinese
and Japanese. few people in the Unit
ed States know anything about the
abalone except that it has large shell
with Il bright, pearly interior. The aba
lone is q gigantic sea snail, whose nat
ural home is the deep water off a rocky
coast. The whole coast of central and
lower California, from Cape Mendo
cino to Cape st. Lucas, abounds in aba
ZONES, the supply being absolutely un
limited. AS fast as an area of fishing
ground is depleted it is repeopied by
full grown abalones coming in from
the ocean. Three months after a piece
of ground has been thoroughly cleared
by the abalone fishers the supply is as
abundant as ever The contents of the
large abalone shell weigh as much as
two pounds.
Long ago the Chinese and Japanese
discovered the value of the meat as a
wholesome and digestible food The
supply Of abalones in Chinese waters
is, however, small, and the fishing
grounds off the coast of Japan were Sc
heavily drawn upon that they became
exhausted The people are forbidden
by an imperial edict from taking them.
The Japanese and Chinese in Califor-
mia dive for the abalones, which crawl
about the rocks at the bottom of the
sea in deep water outside the surf
The divers bring them ashore and
spread them out in sunny place to
dry. This process reduces the abalone
to about one-third of its original bulk,
leaving tough, horny product. The
dried abalones are sent to the orient,
where they are soaked and stewed or
ground into powder and used for max
ing soup.
In the pure, deep water of the ocean
the abalone lives, and as it is clean
feeder its flesh Is always sound and
wholesome, being superior in this re-
spect to that of oysters and clans,
which live near shore and are often
contaminated by sewage and other i'm
purities. The yiscera of an abalone
unlike those of the clam or oyster,
which must be swallowed whole are
quite separate from the muscular or
edible part and can be detached by a
single stroke OF knife. - Chicago
News
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
CALL NE BILL.
That Is the Name Which
PIeases Republican Can
didate for President.
GOOD REPORTS ARE MADE.

Hot Springs, Va. Aug. 3.-"Just call
me Mr. Taft, and. If you drop into
colloqualism, call me Bill" This was
Judge Taft's laughing reply when
granting audience to a number of
newspapermen, who had severally ad-
dressed him as Mr. Secretary"
Governor" Judge" and "Mr. Taft"
Il first got the name Bill at Yale, !"
continued Mr.. Taft replying to a
question. Before | went there / had
been Willie in my home and among
my Cincinnati boyhood friends. But
when / got through school l was call
ed Will at home.
MY younger brother Harry, how
ever, never called me Willie after a
happening one day at college. We
roomed together on the top floor OF
Farnam hall. Our room was just
after the middle entrance. Harry was
freshman, l. junior. He had gone
out and forgotten a book. He came
back to the entrance and, looking UP
on the outside, yelled, %, Willie.
Well, in a second there was a head
out of every one of the 400 windows
and it seemed as though every one
yelled at once. At any rate there was
one long chorus of o, Willie That
cured Harry. He has called me Bill
ever since"
How about the 400 students?"
''Oh, they called me Bill just the
same. You see weighed 200 pounds
then"
James T. McCleary, second assist
ant postmaster general and candidate
for congress. who has just returned
from a review of the situation in Min
nesota and Wisconsin, spent Sunday
here. Mr.. McCleary assured Mr.. Taft
that to his opinion the republican sit
uation in Minnesota is in excellent
shape. 1t is his belief that Governor
Johnson will not be a candidate fol
reelection. In Wisconsin, Mr.. Nc
Cleary says, he can see the good eff
feet of the speech of acceptance al
ready. The handling by Judge Taft o.
the railroad question, he says, has
pleased the La Toilette wing of the
party in that state.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
TOURING CAR IS
WRECKED BY TRAIN
One Man Killed and Five Ser
iousIy Hurt.

Hackensack, N. j., Aug. 3.-One
man was killed and five others SER
iously injured when a large touring
car, owned by DIR. James Curtis of
Paterson, was struck by a west-bound
local train on the West Shore rail-
road, at Bogota at s o'clock Sunday
morning. The following are the dead
and injured:
Donald Holmes, a lawyer of Pater-
son, dead; top of head crushed in.
DR.. James Curtis, leg broken be-
tween hip and knee, internal injuries;
head cut and bruised.
Wallace G. Paul, head and body cut
and bruised.
James Shaw, chauffeur, skull frac-
tured and injured internally; likely to
die.
w. Fl. Turner, Paterson, shoulder
wrenched; head severely cut.
Harry Fernback, slightly cut and
bruised.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
Herbert Spencer.

DR.. Alfred Russell Wallace told Her
bert Spencer's reason for living in a
London boarding house with rather a
commonplace set of people-retired In
dian officers and others" He said that
he had purposely chosen such a home
10 order to avoid the mental excitement
of too much interesting conversation,
that he suffered greatly from insomnia
and that he found that when his even
ings were spent in commonplace con-
versation. learning the news of the day
or taking part in little music, he had
better chance Of sleeping"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
COUNTRY SOJOURN
SAVED GOV. HARRIS
Physical Breakdown Thus
Averted, Say Physicians:

Eaton, O., Aug. 3.-After a week Of
real rest on his farm near this city
Governor Harris has so far recovered
from his recent illness that he again
departed for Columbus this morning
During his stay here the governor new
er missed a day from the farm, and
his physicians say that the timely re-
turn, for a short time even, to the
simple life has very likely prevented
the complete breakdown with which
Ohio's chief executive was thre atened.
Country air and farm diet have done
more for him than medicine could
have accomplished he said.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
SHOW GOOD FAITH.
Traction Lines Purchase Property for
Freight Houses.

The Morrow estate property, Sew
enth street and FIT. Wayne avenue, is
now owned by the T. H. l. & E. and
the D. & w. traction companies, John
Appel of the former company paying
over the money. The two traction
companies as a further evidence of
good faith in constructing the north
end freight line. have purchased the
Eldin Brown property on North Sew
enth street, which adjoins the Nor
row property.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-08-03
SHEATH GOWNS
OPPOSED BY W.C.T.U.
One Leader Says They Are
Improper.

Louisville. Ky. August 3.-"We re-
gard sheath gowns as indelicate and
improper" said Mrs. J. ID. Mitchell.
President of the jefferson County
Women's Christian Temperance Union.
today. We shall most certainly go
on record as opposing them when we
hold our usual meeting in September"
1t is said that the organization will
ask the aid of the authorities in pre-
venting the appearance of the gowns
on the streets of Louisville.