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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
Permanent.

Bride of Some Months-My tempers
you say are trying.
Heat times.
IL would not have you worn out
with them. II you cared to be "eIeas'
ed from
"Oh, no; not at all; not a minute
| don't feel so even when am cross
I'm no ninety day volunteer. / enlist
ell for the war."-Llfe.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
Apples For Health.

A correspondent writes to ask us
what he should do when his doctor
pays him more visits than are neces-
sary. We would remind our CORE
spondent Of the old saying;
An apple a day
Keeps the doctor away
But the apple must, OF course, be
well aimed.--l'unch.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
Doubly Excitinu.

Dorothy always begins novel In
the middle"
whats that fOrT
"Why, then she has two problems
% he excited overflow the story will
cnd and how 1t will begin"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
Few and Far Between.

IF men really would vote as they
pray" remarked Goodley, this would
truly be happy world"
Yes" replied Wise, "but In that case
you wouldn't get some men TO the polls
once In ten years" Washington Star.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
His Merit Gard.

Mother (surprlsedl Why, Johnny,
how did you happen to get the merit
card for good behavior at school this
week? Small Iohnny-lt was like this,
mamma. Harry Jones won 1t, and |
told him If he didn't give it TO me I'd
punch him.--Hebrew Standard.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
Use Bunk's Pills
For All Liver Troubles.

Owing to the avarice and greed of
the publishers, however, who refused
to incorporate this incident in the story
unless paid regular advertising rates. 1t
was omitted. and the book went to
press in the garbled and incomplete
form with which the reading public Is
familiar.-Chicago Tribune.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
Must Be Stylish.

"Why do you wear that ridiculous
hatT' he growled,
do you really think 1t rldicuous|
she replied graciously. "IIow lovely
of you! was afraid II wasn't quite
the stylep-Phlladelphla Ledger.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
A Chance.

Husbaud-My colleague is the most
Unsuitable man ! ever saw. He wants
everything he sees. Wife-Can't you
introduce our daughter to hlm?-Lon-
don Mail.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
The Chanae.

Reddy quitting down II gold plecc,'
Ticket for Dol Monte. Ticket Clerk
Change at CNstrwllle II you take this
train Redly-l'A walt. then, for
WANT my change right here, uncle
Monterey Gossip,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28

The average mans way TO economi2e
IS to quit spending money on one thing
and begin TO spend it on another
New York Press,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
p.rn,anent Receiver.

Patlence-I hear VIII Is going 10
marry that girl he's been spending SO
much money on. patrlce-Yes He's
going 20 make her permanent rs-
ceiyer- -Yonkers Statesman.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28
More About Crusoe.

Robinson Crusoe had just discovered
human footprints on his island.
He followed them up.
They led him to q knoll overlooking
the sea on which somebody had put up
billboard with this inscription paint
| ed uDon it: f.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28

Some family trees seem never TO
bear anything but lemons. Dallas
News.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-28

Revenge wrong by forslving IT.
French Proyerb, ,.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03
SIX BILLS SIGNED By DENEEN
Governor Approves Measures Passed
by Late General Assembly.

Springfield. H., June 3.-Goyernor
Doneen attached his approval to six
bills passed by the recent general as
sembly. as follows:
Providing additional protection 10
coal miners by requiring that all min
Iers shall pass an examination conduct
ed by an examining board Of three
members, appointed by the circuit
Judge of that district.
Compelling corporations to make
reports TO the state bureau OF labor
statistics, as asked for by that bu-
reau.
Legalizing the issuing of county
bonds for the purpose Of construct
ing county buildings
Providing that employees shall be
allowed two hours relief from work
on days OF special elections. the same
as already provided for in regular
elections.
Approprlating an additional $40
00J for the training school for girls
at Geneva.
To prevent pandering and proyid-
ing severe penalty for the same.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

."I assume that with our honored cir
'cuit judge and several of the justices
.of our court of appeals all recently
by Governor Beckham, and
with the law partner Of Governor
Wilson and Mir. McQuown, chairman
.of the Democratic state central and
executive committees recently en-
ployed by the Louisville q Nashville
RailToad company, now feels pre-
pared for any emergency in the
courts. and Governor Beckham is
amply equipped with his new alliance
with this great corporation for his
political future. But in this connec-
ton allow me to assure you CATER
long contract with them) that these
incorruptible judges and public Off
Gals, at the proper time, will surprise
you even more than the contents OF
my letter, by a square deal for and
against the Louisville q Nashville
Railroad company"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03
POLITICS CHARGED
By IRA JULIAN FOR HIS DIS
MISSAL BI l.. n Y.
Employment of Beckham and Nc
Quown BY Railroad Ia fnfiu-
ence Courts.

Frankfort, Ky, June 3.-Judge
IRA Julian, OF tbs city. for % years
attorney for the Louisville & NASH
Vile Railroad company. made public
correspondence between himself and
the company relating to his removal
May 1, and the appointment of tho
new law firm, McQuown & Beckham,
in his place. General Counsel Henry
j.. Stone wrote him that the change
was made for the best interests OF
the company.
Judge Julian. in a letter to stone,
alleges that the deal was made by
the company because its attorneys
thought Governor Beckham. through
politics. could influence the courts.
The letter contains this paragraph:
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
Western District of kcnmrky. at
raducah.

Whereas. an information has boon
filed 10 tho District Court OF the Unit
"a States for the Western District of
Kentucky. 40 Paducah. on the 22nd
day OF MAY 1905. hy George Du-
Relic. Esq, attorney Tor the United
States. against ten barrels, seventy
five half barrels aud hfty kegs of elder
alleging Ia substance Chat said articles
were forfeited 90 The United states. as
being misbrandcd within the meaning
" The Food and Drugs act of congress
81 the United States approved juno
3oth. 1906. and praying process
against the same. and that same may
BE- condemned as forfeited ne afore-
said. same having been seized by the
Marshal under due process Of law.
Vow. therefore. On pursuance 60
the motion under seal OF said court 90
me directed and delivered J DO hero
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03
Strawberries Canned without Cook
iDu.

Have your jars perfectly clear
and dry, then take equal parts OF
fresh berries and sugar, and mix and
mash thoroughly. TO aocom1 ish
this. take only a small quantity in
dish at time. that YOU may De sure
every berry is mashed. Put int
the jars. and seal Immediately In
verting the jar for a short time be
fore putting away.
The work is easily and quickly
done, as there is no heating NJ
berries canned IN this way last sum
mer kept perfectly and have pre-
served their delicious flavor unim
paired.
strawberry shortcake equal tf
that Of the summer has been an en-
joyment' whenever we wishc,
through the From Wo
mans Home Companion for June
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03
WHY l. Sugar sweet?

II sugar did not dissolve in the mouth
you could not taste tho sweet
GROVES TASTELESS CHILL TON.
&c is as strong as the strongest bit
ter tonic. but you do not taste the
bitter because the ingredients do moi
dissolve In the mouth. but do dissolve
eadily in the acids OF the stomach
S just as good for Grown People n
or Children. The First and Original
'asteless Chill Tonic. The Standard
or 80 years. soc.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03
\ Twenty Year Sentence.

81 have just completed a tweny
year health sentence, imposed by
Buckien's Arnica Salve, which cured
me of bleeding piles just twenty
years ago" writes o. s. Woolever, of
LeRaysville. y. Y. Bucklen's Arnica
Salve heals the worst sores, bolls,
burns, wounds and cuts in the short
est time. 2jc at all druggists.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

The conversation turned on the
effect produced on tho emotions by
pictorial art. when one gentleman re-
marked.
Of remember one picture that
brought tears To- my eyes"
"A pathetic picture. presume o."
"No. sir; IL was a fruit painting.
/ was sitting close under it when IL
dropped on my head. ''- London Tit
Bits.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

10y give public notice 10 AN porsons
claiming said articles or In ans man
scr Interested therein. that they may
be- and appear before the said court.
10 De held In tho city OF Paducah In
and for said Distric.. on the lCih day
.of November. 1905. then and there
10 iuiorposc their claims, and to make
their allegations IN that behalf
GEORGE W. LONG. u. $. NJ.
By E}wood Neol. Doplty.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

when YOU End yourself in a dis
agreeable humor that IS your cue 20
visit your enemies.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

To the Honorable Mayor and General
Council of the city of Paducah, Ky.
Gentlemen:-I submit herewith my
report Of "Milk Tests" for the month
of Nav. 19OS.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03
BASEBALL NEWS
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Standing.

Chicago, June 3.-Pittburg pound
ed Chicago's three pitchers all over
the field, Wagner's hits alone scoring
six runs. The locals also hit freely,
but not effectively except In the fifth.
Double plays in three innings stopped
them when runs looked imminent.
Slagle made three grand catches in
left and Evers' fielding and batting
were the features of the locals work.
Score r II +
OhlcagO Il =
illtsDutS y 10 L
Batteries-Lundgren, Brown, Reu,
bach and King; Willis, Lever and
Gibson.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

Philadelphia. June 3.-The Phila-
deIphia Americans were defeated by
Washington. They were unable TO
hit Hughes with men on bases. Wash
ington won by punching hits OF by
CERT in the first of Vickers in the
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Standing.

Detroit, June 3.-Clevelani took
both games of the double header by
superior batting and punching their
hits. Detroit was dangerous in either
game but once. scoring four runs on
Chech in the ninth inning of the
first game.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

Boston, June 3.-The locals profit
led by Crandal's wildness and won
from New York. The visitors rallied
In the eighth. helped by Flaherty s
terror, but good fielding held them
gomv
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

Brooklyn, June brooklyn shut
out Philadelphia. Wilhelm received
mastery support. The fielding fea-
ture was a great running catch by
Magee of Hummel's fly to left center
In the first inning.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

Liebhardt and Bcmis.
New York, June 2.-Boston won
both games of the double header.
first because the locals could not hit
Morgan and when they had a good
chance to win the second. errors by
Niles. Ball and Keeler in the ninth
inning allowed the visitors TO get
four runs which won out.
Boston 6 s
New York ........... IL .
Winter, Burchen, Pruitt
aud Criger. Newton and Blair.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

Batteries-Summers and schmidt.
Liebhardt and Bomis.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

All of which Is respectfully sum
mitted.
DIR. ED p. FARLEY,
Meat, MIX and Live Stocks Inspector.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-06-03

The Evening sun--toc Week.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-25
UP TO THE CITIZENS.
| right, and why not

all right and why not
for cent bonds few days
the
Americas is sending
investigate the different kinds
Of paving. will be shortly.
sight apparently is that the value o.
If
would be much valuable
an
raising
would available larger
amor street
The citizens promptly
officials delay and defeat the will of The
expressed the ballot box?
vet youchsafed the public the delay
What
excuse they keeping public uniformed?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-25
THE VALUATION OF RAILROADS
Savannah Morning News.)

In his speech against the Aldrich
bill Senator Lafollette objected to
permitting railroad bonds to be used
as basis for currency authorized by
the bill unless a valuation were made
of the roads whose bonds were offered
for that purpose. Senator Lafollette
and Mr. Bryan are the two conspic
uous public men who are advocating
the valuation of railroads. Although
one is a Republican and the other a
Democrat they agree on this subject
A statement has just been publish
ed that the Pennsylvania Railroad in
the last ten years has spent on i'm
provements 1928, ,005. We are not
in a position to say how much this is
per mile for the entire system, but it
is a large amount If Senator La
| toilette and Mr.. Bryan could bring
about the valuation of railroads
would they include this great expen-
diture in their valuation of the Penn
sylvania system if the improvements
could now be made for half that sum
If not why wouldn't they? 1t is pos
sible that the system could be repro
duced for much less money than has
been spent upon it, but is that a good
| reason why it should be valued less
| now for the purpose of making rates
and for making it's bonds the basis of
| currency than the actual cost of the
property? 1t is possible that a large
| part of the system, built years ago
for the. purpose of getting business,
| isn't so valuable now as when it was
| constructed, and could be reproduced
| for less than it is now valued at, but
| ought its rates to be cut for that rea-
| son? If so, then the rates of the por-
| tons of the road that are worth a
| great deal more than they could be
| reproduced for ought to be increased.
| AS a matter of fact Mr. Bryan and
Senator Lafollette are advocating
| something that is wholly Impractical
BILE. 1t would be impossible to get
| five practical and qualified men to
| agree upon the actual value of any
railroad in the country. Millions and
Millions of dollars have been put in
to the railroads that make no show
ing whatever, the purpose being to
| increase their business getting quail
tiles. It is probable that Mr.. Bryan
and Senator LafOllette would hold
that the stockholders should lose
money thus spent.
At first Mr.. Roosevelt was inclined
| W duNOCdJ6 Ihe NdEudIIOu OL FdllTOdQSi
but he very soon saw that no good
could be accomplished by such valua-
ton. 1t is probable that he saw that
railroad valuation led towards govern
ment ownership and that government
ownership meant the paralyzation OF
railroad enterprise and a tremen-
dous increase of power at Washing
ton If the railroads had been owned
by the government during the past
ten years, would it have improved the
Pennsylvania Railroad to the extent
of more than half billion dollars
1t certainly wouldn't unless it made
equally great Improvements, in pro-
portion to their value, on other rail
| roads. The member from each con-
gressional district would have clamor-
ed for improvements on his particu-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-25
Postal Regulations

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Rules and Regulations amended De-
cember 4, 1907, effective January l,
1908, reads as follows:
A reasonable time will be allowed
publishers to secure renewals OF
subscription which must be
expressly renewed after the
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within the following periods.
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Tri-Weeklies, within six months.
Semi-monthlies within three
months.
Weeklies, within four months.
Bi-monthlies, within six months.
Quarterlies, within six months; they
shall not be counted in the legitimate
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on account thereof shall not be ac-
cepted for mailing at the second class
postage rate of 1 cent pound, but
may be mailed at the transient sec
ond class postage rate of cent for
each four ounces or fraction thereof,
prepaid by stamps affixed.
At the request of the National Edi-
torial Association, the operation OF
the ruling was postponed until April
I, 1908, in order that publishers might
have due time in which to give their
subscribers notice.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-25
PAVE NOW AND SAVE MONEY

Right now is the time to jump in
and undertake municipal improve
ments. Materials are cheaper than
for years, and the supply of labor is
adequate for the first time in many
moons. With the returning of pros
pertty, in all likelihood both of
these conditions will be changed with
in the year. Now is the time to prac-
tice economy by going ahead with
city paving.
The first sign of returning prosper
ity has been the increase in the de-
mand for good bonds. When the
bonds have been absorbed capital will
reach out into new fields, and it
will be sought after, while the stimu-
lus to industries will readily take up
all idle labor.
In the interval between the good
demand for bonds and the general
revival in all Lines, Americas will be
able to pave her streets more cheaply
than at any other time. The rising
tide has caught the bonds, but buying
materials and labor while they are
cheap, and abundant will result in a
big saving The Americas street rail
way is taking advantage of exactly the
conditions named, and will effect a
large saving for itself.
In urging the need of public i'm
provements, the Waycross Journal
says:
Cheap materials, quick delivery,
skilled wGrkmen-do not these make
this the ideal time for carrying on
public works? When will the county
be able to carry out these plans as
cheaply and as quickly as now?
ITO supply the needed funds for
these improvements the county could
| issue bonds. Money can be obtained
by the city or the county when priv
ate individuals or private corporations
can not arrange for such lOan-the
| city of Waycross sold her bond issue
and sold it at a premium, too, right
| in the midst of the panic when con-
| ditions were at their worst. Should
Ware county do this she would only
| be doing what many other counties
| and municipalities are doing-taking
| advantage of the conditions outlined
| above to carry out work that is bad
| ly needed at the least cost and with
the least delay.
/ cambridge, Albany, Augusta, Bar
I nesville, Americas, Atlanta, and q
number of other places in the state
are either pushing improvements al
this time or are arranging for bono
elections to carry on such work. Lei
Ware county follow their example.
I'm making this suggestion, the
| Journal has in mind the number Of
men who are out of employment, anC
the amount of benefit the county would
undoubtedly receive from good roads
good schools and the other improve
ments mentioned. During the past
winter there have been many men
good workmen, skilled artisans, ou
of work. These men are good citi
| zens, men who are accustomed tt
make good wages and who spend theil
money at hOme-they have been the
innocent sufferers from business con
ditions for which they were in NJ
wish to blame, and the county authori
ties could make no better use of theil
power than to push these public i'm
provements which would provide EN-
ployment at good wages for so many
men who are now out of work anC
who need an opportunity to provide
for their families
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-25
'.MANY MINDS HAVE CHANGED

MANY minds have changed since
1906" says the Broxton Journal, and
then it add Joseph NJ. Browns plat
form is good enough for us"
The Journal is not the only paper
in Georgia that takes this view of the
political situation. Joe Browns plat
form is proving good enough" for
many of them, as we'll as for thou
sands of voters whose minds have
changed since 1906, and who have
found that reform" of the Hoke
Smith variety is not productive of
fruits that taste good in the mouth.
The fruits of the Smith administration
have rather been of the sort that
quicker up the lips like a green per-
simmon, or leave bitter taste in the
mouth like the proverbial Dead Sea
variety.
Great stress is being laid by the
Smith organs on the fact that the
governor is entitled to a second term
without opposition, that that wonder
full thing known as precedent" en-
titles him to two years more no mat
ter whether the people are satisfied
with his administration or not
| Such a doctrine as this is thorough
ly undemocratic. No one would think
of applying it to any other official
If man holding an important posi-
| ton is the father of policies that
mean ruin to the business of the state
| if persevered in no one can be so
/ foolish as to believe that the people
should continue him in office because
some other man who held the same
! job was given two terms heretofore
| The weakness of the Smith position
! is shown in these appeals to "prece-
dent" If Governor Smith and his
friends felt so cock sure that the
/ state would be carried overwhelming
! ly by him in the coming primary, that
Joe Browns candidacy was only a
joke and to be treated lightly as such,
they would not be harping with so
much stress on this matter of a sec
ond term precedent" They disclose
their very fears by doing so.
And as Joe Brown pointed out so
admirably, Hoke was willing to throw
aside the precedent and grab the
senatorship until Tom Watson turn
ed his shoulders toward him. Then
| the governor got the cold feet politi-
cally and discovered that duty really
required him to stay two years more
in the executive chair.
The precedent" plea may influence
many voters, but We are 10th to be-
lieve that it will. 1t is such a poor
/ specious argument to put forth, al
most in keeping with Chairman Nc
! LendOn's recent argument that he
had really done nothing against cor
porations, that it was that bad fellow
) who preceded him who did the terri
Bile damage that has put almost ev-
cry railroad in the state on the verge
of bankruptcy, called in the drummers
by the scores, driven capital from
the state, and generally suspended
confidence until a new regime has
been introduced in Georgia politics
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-25

a cannery for Americas is practically
assured This establishment would
use up the overripe and smaller
peaches which cannot now be shipped
in cars, and will add a very large sum
to the income of the growers by af-
fording a market for fruit at present
largely going to waste.
At almost single bound Americas
steps into the limelight as a center
of a large section of the peach grow
ing industry. The railroad facilities
are here and the maturing of myriads
of trees this year in this section means
a big revenue. The coming of the
cannery puts the finishing touches
on the work AS a fruit market, AM
CIRCUS is destined to cut large fig
ure.