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The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
Russia's Bond sale.

F-oa tie PAGs-is-uA.s Prs
What VIII Russia Go with the $50 o00. =
900 which II IS announced will be realized
from the sale cf bonds? No one else
VIII be 50 keenIy alive 70 the answer as
Japan It is presumed that part OF the
money VIII BE- used 10 refund outstanding
debts, but there VIII be g g-eat balance.
Russia is 5usly engaged in laying a
double track on its great Siberian Rail-
way That fact is Of peculiar interest 70
japan Does The Gar want TO multiply
hy cwc the capacity Of that railway TO
the Pacific Just to reach winter harb0~
az NlaolVos-1k- now that Port Arthur
and warm water have been cuc o11
The Great Bear never moves backward
II may be halced IN its progress. but IL
IS the most patient OF al governments
This quiet reausl---- out again with sec
ond hand across Siberia and the huge
fund Of money that is TO be- raised nav
have q deeper significance Tor Japan and
Msnchurla than now seems evident
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

The annexation OF the Congo Free sta-e
to the Kingdom OF BelEiur 4s fzcr &C.
complished and no longer viii this vas.
and rich territory which has long been
q scandal and a disgrace 10 the CIVILIZED
world Be regarded as a private reserve
OF King Leopold By the act Of the
Belgian Parliament King Leopold will
still be the titular ruler OF the Congo
Free State. but IN the future he viii not
have absolute power over the people and
the-r territory, but viii have 10 gain
parliamentary sanction to any action
there; and this. OF course. VIII not Be
granted without fun publicity.
The measure annexing the Congo Free
State was not passed without difHcuItv
Il had a good majority IN the Cham
Der OF Deputies. but there was much dis
agreement over some Of the financial
measures that were attached 10 the an
nexation bin. and these threatened n
bring about cabinet crisis King Leo
pold was consulted. and after advising
with his ministers. he decided 10 allow the
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

a hand With a grasp q states
/ manship. 7 should cal tbs" die
tateG the seer. as with the aid Of
q magnifylng glass she studied is
lines and mounts. The owner Of
this hand is a man. fresh. alert
vigorous. and ! should thi7k. hv
the coLyolullOn Of the thumb. was
an orator of no mean abiltv- l
teel certain that some tine Irera-
ture has passed through LIS hard
but Just how cannot see. unless
It's owner was q book a-sn-. and
should think that unlikely. as book
agents usually die young The curly
line under the Mount of AI7rs =udi-
cates that this nan has 4 NOD
opinion Of himself and Is a f-n be
heve- II his own manifest 6estinv.
Unfortunately. he IS Of a retiring
disposition and can hardly % in
duced 10 talk in his Owl behalf. I
should say. from the fac. that Ire
fo-ehnger naI is uncut thar tbis
Was q man q few words Il is
plain. from the coETexifv q re-
'e7eSis. that tins IS a hand that has
oeen shaken much. Even EnDerors
nave not disdained 70 clasp il. and
Il i not unlikely. from its sone-
what twisted appearance. that a
man as strong as President Roose-
velt has Eripped It more than once.
Fhe Cupid lincs under tre fhsr5
7ngsr indicate that tins IS the hand
q 3 happy father. whose son bo-r
under AquaTius. is destined % the
wateT wagon and 70 q high station
IN Life Il IS a hand of power and
strength, and If this hand ever gets
a KIP on the tcp ruug q The
ladder It VII hoist him far On he ,
road 20 fame. This uan Is sure % 4
Be heard Of faTorably this winter"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
TO SUBSCRIBERS.

That vacation Of yours viii be
Incomplete unless The Washing
ton Herald follows you-
Il viii be like n daily letter
from home.
Wherever you are, So viii reach
you regularly, and the address
viii be changed Hs often as de-
sired.
Please be particular TO state in
each cnse the length of time you
desire paper sent 90 new address.
Daily, 10 cents n month: daily
and SundyR- 30 cents. Postage
prepaid.
Telephone Main $500.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
The FInur .Ietrnnn1t.

From the Philadelphia Resrd
Minneapolis IS great -four netrop-
olis- II : therefore with sense OF sD-
prehension that We read the announce
ment Of the Washburn-Crosby Milling
Company. Of that city. advising the coun-
try that; Tt is safe 10 believe Hthat. the
general range OF quotations on all grades
OF -four viii run higher than even last
year This is the cold commercial vyay-
Of saying that bread is going 10 be
cearer. When work is so hard 10 get
a prospective advance in the price OF tbe
Leaf VIII recall Tom Hoods terrible plsint
in the song OF the Shirt
On, God. that bread should be 50 dear
And flesh and blood so cheap
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
MIR. Taft,s ReIirinn-

Prom tie Milwaukee Sentinel
II Mr. Taft IS a Unitarian. that is his
own business and a matter OF his own
conscience All the public has a right
to ask Of him from the religious view
point is that he respect the decaIogue and
be on good terms with the Christian code
OF morals There certainly is not any
complaint Of him on that score. We are
not aware which brand OF Un!tarianisrl
Mr. TAFT affects-whether the conserva-
i've or the radical type. But It does
seem to Us that Democrats are on pretty
1nin Ice n carping at even radical Uni
taTlanism Whe- 1t is considered that their
patron sair- Thomas JEFFERSON. disbe-
ileFed IN II divinity OF Christ and was
Of the Ton Eaine and Rousseau, defsr5-
school Of re yioUs thought
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
FLUENT AMERICANS.
No Hard Feeling over OratoricaI
Gifts.

No Hard Feeling over OratoricaI
GiftS.
tro1a tie S1-ins-leli Reg-tlcaa-
That is an unkln5 blow which si-
Charles Wyndham aims al America and
must 90 far 10 Offset the praise bestowed
upon our speech by the German DIT.
Brandt 1T must be remembered said
Slr Charles. that Americans are alwavs
taIking- They lmb.5e fusucy with their
mothers milk DO not consider. how
ever. thar there is anything Ike the same
proportion OF really good public speakers
IN America as i1 England The iuue-
diate occasion was the assertion 5v some
body -Ea- AZ The Far-A-z-Icar confer
erce n London the Americans spoke bet
ter than the Eng-isEuea- Tut is there
70 De- hard feeling over o-ac1riczI gifts
as wei as over athleucs2 Are there 10
be dark hints Of profess-onausn. OF
unfair training Of smart Yankee tricks
Ike prac-ici-g wiki pebbles in the MOUTH
W hen the America sailed away from
everything IN sight l- was asked II she
had q secret Ezckee steam engine 20 heI1
WI our orators be accused ot carving
a talking machine concealed about their
DersCns1 Let US moderate our fusrcv
and our examinations. and remember
that charity begins 90 hum and raw
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
Uncle Joe" on Himself.

We are pleased 10 record on the author
~ Of seaG correspondent OF the =
Louis Globe-Dezoc-at who visited Uncle
Joe Cannon al his Danvms home that
tae Speaker does not regard himself IS
p1htlcl resctLoaasy- The impression 10
tIis eject tHat has been abroad 1Ir. .C-r-
non attributes 10 rival candidates for +1a
Presidency. who sought % enhance their
own claims az tae expense Of the s9szk-
ers Tel--ea-neG reputation fo- progressive
RePUbli1a1isn- As evidence CT his rre-
gressire tendencies. the Speaker tnsta7cs5
his support OF the Ell-ias rebate r-z-z---
ZION, t1e employers liability buL. the bills
-or the protection Of railway s--r-ves
and, in general me legislation rs-er-rv
enacted BY Republican CONGRESSES. TINS
whatever OF Republican policy has been
recorded -n legislation. either IN sn--7-
pria--ol bills or otherwise. has had -se
sanction Of the Speaker. As 70 rre
numerous legislative projects thar we're
s1-e-cE=d- -'CIc-e joe Is 5-s--sz-ly- silent
He supported. without ousstf--. sva-y-
thing that was enacted Il that is be-
Ing -eacti0ua-y. The DauviIls SAGE csB.-
see t.
-Ae1e may be hypercriucaI people who
VIII say thar a great deal more progressive
legislation uigar have been ensr-e5 II. --z
Speaker had permitted. 8Ir- Bryan. when
he asks his famous question. SHAH rba
people -rlLe2- gIauces snar-I~ in 7r-
Canaoa's direction. The glance Goes nor
disturb Uncle joe Ny s--s-15z r,s
rejo-ns in substance. IS that rf the Pc 4
publican majority. and IS sustained by .
Il II the majority doesn't like il there
IS nothing IN the Constitution 20 prevent
The election Of another Speaker mas
much as the majority regularly ra-a7e--=
Uncle Joe-" proof is positive that eve-v-
thing he does or omils 70 90 IS IN -e--
tlre harmony with q majority OF the
House members and in harmon viz,
MS party AIr. Cannon IS highly amused
BY NJ Bryaa's attacks or the House
rules and the aScenGency thereby given
20 The Speaker over the 5sIEae-asf1-z Of
The House He sarcasticaIly reminds gT-
Bryan Of his vote for Speaker Crisp and
he Crisp rules. wherein u-e-s f--r--
p7rated. substantially. all the cza-iz-s,
Improvements Effected .1 the sovs-ns7es
Of the House by Speaker Reed. The
present Speaker has heard denuaciatsoB
often enough not 10 be frightened by II
and he allows It TO be inferred that he
does not anticipate an uashacklinr OF j
rhe House or any serious curtailne1t % 6
tAe Speakers power as q consequence OF
NJ Brya1's election as President
Of Nr Bryan himself. the Da,v,rra
sase's opinion is worth quoting. ..4e
stands FIRST" oplnas our avuncular states 3
man. among all the Chautaucua lee
rure-s IN The United States Uncle r
joe would be right content SO he saws +,
10 let the eminent Nebraslan remain q,
first among those exalted. wise. and elo- 3
7uent men who annually delight US IN OFT =
assemblles.r A pleasing fate 6
surely. but. perhaps. not within the pove- =,
7i any autocrat however popular. to $
control
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
LOCAL JOTTINGS.
Too much ain

Too much rain-
Crops Ere looking fne out Chevy
+ Chase way.
Senator AIber jeremiah Bere--
.1ge wears tlat smile.
Gclde1 Carer VIII spend SUNDAY
e. CHEVY Ctlse. y. G.
N- Ez-1l Burton Is taxing the
waters az AttiCa. y. I.
Thcmas " Gale is On a no----
cycie rriD IL TIE vicinity o. S1ick-
ers Gap.
The Westcheste- co-respon6ert Of
the Gotham Gazette is a nan right
on 10 his Job.
san" Hart has gone to Atlantic
City. where he hopes % win the
tennis chsuuioaship
JuliuS G0ldeuhsrz rcnorz TIE ssb-
inS t-e a. Back Rirer- He ----ht
a se7eu-foos shark last Tuesday.
4 number Of Cur leading citizens
ia-d II their coal supply this week.
C1ll-y weather makes people hustle.
NJ Taft IS said % be improving
rlsht alcng in his gof playing down
Hot S1-irgs way Then as know
say he needs 70.
T Roosevelt aod family. q here.
noT suumerlng at Oyster Bav. gave
one q the neiEhbounz towns a s1r-
priss party recently. As d s-rp-ssr
The patsr familias is wonder
Read BinSviHe Busls to-no-ou.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
a MARVELLOUS READING.

Nadine B-1sclkT was sex last
week ba- IL would ap1es- -aat III
ness only Affects this f-az.ls seer "a
Fo-ah-y and that weasusss o. the
BODY makes T--L Esr for strength
and clelruess 1f mind For ve sent
her tae other day TIE imprint os the
h11d which IS reu-otuccd below. L
was. We tod her, the hard o. a
p-onineut Uzn. that vas sll. and
yet-alth1ugh TOO feeble % vyrise-
she dictated the following statement
as to is import
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
No Hnghes orrnnIrattnn

Prom the Buffalo Commercial
The governor has no organization. no
machine. and many enemies. There's no
one with him but The people. And vet
Messrs. Taft. Roosevelt, Sherman, and
Hitchcock having tested public sentiment
in this STATE reach the conclusion thar
Hughes is the man" Their recognition
Of the actual conditions does not affect
public opinion in New York Il merely
knocks the Uaderpinning OUT from under
the organizations opposition and testi-
hes that the people rule"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
MEDICAL
DR. CaTsENIET,T

DR. CATSENJEIM. OSTEO-
path--An throat troubles caused
by excessive talking cu-ad bv mv
new method No knife. 10 cars1les
no massage Try my newIy-iarenteG
rest system. which allows you 70
eVpel q torrent Of words without
pain After one trial OF r1v new
remedy. even speeches On the tarif.
g7laranteelng bank deposits. O.
Brownsville. DO not even cause a
tWinge- Once tried. always used
The Hon. John Weslev Gsines
writes Il can highly recommend
Dr. Carssnieim a. skilled s75
earcfsl practitioner. since using his
remedy can eren make a political
speech through usy nose. whether I
have a cold OF not Thousands
of other testimonials on dle. OHce
hours from 2: ? to ?. 2 PsLls-tfv
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
Like Old Times

SHADES OF DeadwOOd Dick and Boomer
ans Billy. the Bloody Boy Butcher Of
Bad Mans Gulch, what's this news We
hear from Yellowstone Park7 B-r-r-r-r-r,
4 real, 1--we bandit p7owIIng about in TIA,
Z vicinity What larks,
I We hope this IS no sea-se-pent story
put out for the purpose Of attracting Wis
itors to that locality where the ordinary.
everyday Yellowstone brigands known rs
hotel keepers. guides. &c. can the
more easily get al them and relieve
{ them q thei- surplus wealth. We hor,a
for the sake Of all lovers Of the pic
tu7esque and exciting. that the gentle
man Of the road herein referred 10 Is
the sure enough goods. We trust he Is
When operating gar5ed. as becomes his
trade. In fringed buckskln clothes. gfrt
about the Ioi1s with rawhids belt A.
tachl1g 20 numerous trusty six-s10o,s-s
a-swirg from the same.
We sc0-a TO accept as true such lats
acVlces from the front as tend 10 suggest
that che Eo-d-up story with which We
were recently resaled Is a fake. We
believe this Development IS the work OF
confe1erares- We suspect It IS part and
parcel o. a deep-lald plot engineered n
its entirety by some 5e-tIs-5raiaed high
7Tlyman YET destined 10 become known
10 fame even as lmpe-ishabiy as Is the
late Jesse James.
WHAT'S the good Of getting story
Ike this going. only 10 throw cold .wate-
On IL the minute we begin TO sir I'D
and take notice. anyhow Not In a score
1- years OF 50 has there been ANYTHING
much doing II tie bandit business or
In the Golden West Everything a-oaB5
the ne-EH50rhood Of the Yellowstone has
been decidedly on the blink and exc the
Dazzaz. as Hairrrigger Harry would say.
for more moons --haa you would care
70 count The var-whoop OF the r-az--- .
e-ous Sioux has become a memory. the
dove Of peace has long aItte6 u-chsr- /
.e1Eed throughout all that land. And
no sooner does some one get an o-d-t,r1e .
stunt started than some one else butts .
IN ard attempts 10 queer the show,
Il s. our purpose 10 stand pat. for the /
present az least We have sneak.7g
notion that something grand. gloomy. and
peculiar IS about 70 happen along the
Yellowstone We don't propose 20 fore
90 any Of these delicious thrills If we
an help f. We don't 80 Up against
snough dlme-n0vel stories ia real life TO
variant Is In passing up without a s.rug-
yie anything that looks promising
The next tine 1I-- Nicholas L9new9-rE
s uD fer election 70 Congress. Il is 10 Be
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
The One Man.

From the Nsr Yl-s Ev-i-- Post
There IS just one reason why this con-
clusio1 IN regard 70 Hughes has been
reached He IS stronger with the peop-e
than any one else, he IS. IN fact. the only
Republican who has a chance 70 he
elected governor The bosses hate hfra as
much as ever but they ind him. as they
have found him during his two years at
Albany. absolutely irresistible.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

FINE ASSORTMENT OF FARM
truck TO Be DISPOSED OF. including
the n1est green corn-the garden
rariety-r7ised in Loudoun COUNT.
Two OF three bushels o. pears that
have dropped from the tree from
some cause or a1othe-. Also. one
collie deg without a uuzzle. and
two CT three dozen empty bottles.
Apply. b Letter only. 70 Col. J.
Hooe. Snicksrs Gap. Va
Ha-s5-nix
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
THAT SUBSTATION

Al. the site o. the subStation. tel
Us whaf site Is best.
shah we follow Cautafr lfr---r Or
back Hear Litchseld WesrY
Lets set he blamed thing started /,
decide about Il quick.
beiore tnose 2oor Commuters get
another chance 70 kick
b Henry B. Z. Macfarlznd.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

There are nine different definitions Of
tAe word affinity " says the Springfield
tAIo) Republican And Mrs. Frederick
Pinney Earle doubtless feels able TO prove
they are al false.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
AN CNUsUAL LAD.

! know a lad
Of twenty-four
Who thinks his dad
Has greater store
OF learning than a boy can boast
He never tries his dad 70 post
This lad I know
To this I swear
One trait doth show
That's truly rare.
With Oddity beyond all price,
He asks his father for advice!
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
Fields for the Negro

From tie Ho1stcn Pest
There are many fields OF activity On
the South open for the negro in which
he viii meet with comparatively lir+ls
competition The South offers him every
indUcement 10 engage in profitable vrori,
for which he is by nature peculfarfz-
adapted. and Il guarantees property ~
long as he observes the laws and docs
not otherwise make himself Offensive bv
insitiag on the exercise OF privileges for
which ha Il NON r,ar-=~--
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

II IS said that recent foods in the South
viii cost the railroads millions OF dollars.
Of course. the near-statesmen recently
al war with the railroads down there
never thought OF a contingency or that
variety arising. however.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

FOR EXCHANGE-TWO COPIES
of Bob Dun1's book. with Taft
n the Orient. slightly soiied. WIZ
exchange fo- campaign buttons Of
Bryan and Kern. or fo- b5u-1 sol
umss 0f the Commousr. Emer
Dover. Auiit0riUm Annex. Chicsr1.
Xt1L-PF
WANTED-BY THE REPUBLIC-
az bureau. haf a dozen yo-nE
meu- experts on adjectivcs and abe
20 land stun when Il Is written.
Also. two OF three union etchers. 10
work On zirc p,ates Of Taft and
Sherman, those skilled IN uakiu-
whlskers as incouspicuous as r1s-
s.ble VIII he given Srst chsrcs.
must Be sober and good dresss-s OF
and Of Apply 20 Gus Karrsr. Be
fore Z a. II Sc -ss--z
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

Two rich merchants Of Robinsonville.
Miss. fought a duel. aud both are dead. 90
says the Rochester Herald L isn't
often that fool-killers set in such fine
team work
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

Mr.. Hisgen might get a fine ad for his
aXle-grease BY snearing st along the to-
boggan slide Just before he gets aboard
the Independence Party sled next Noveu1-
Der
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

"A professional humorfst is a candidate
for governor Of Maine. says the Chicago
Record-Herald. We suppose he is run
ming on the Democratic ticket
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
They somettmea Are.

Wen have 60 promote that clerk. He
takes the stairs four al a jump. He's
always busy"
Yes commented the observart senior
partner. 'to busy 20 Go anything"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
The ENDLESS CHAIN.

. Tle-e hls b.e1 ra-ns-satIs ar-ir.
f. l1 tie way Of iup0--au- Re115-
lr1- c1ufere1ces durire the 0as-
wsek- ard u has beea sluerhzr
11c--t - Keep tack o. tie i-in-
. r--y- E1t orr s1eclal oo-es7aad-
Ell saw hE Glty and he done Il.
Thus Re Ge1a-ts-
MONDAY.
Er. E5-clc1cz meets Sepat0-
Cane and C-hcr Eastern members.
including those fr0n Maine. a. the
Hotel TCIraire for a1oshe- coufer-
e-ce. Ar ezb-r2re luuchaou vas
sc-Ted and i was remarked that Mr..
E-mcT Dover VAS not a EueS-
Tuesday.
Air. Hitchcocz p-oceeds % Port
land. Ne. for further cunfercuca as
70 wGTs and means o. reducing
large Deu1cztic plu-alitss q for
uler years. NJ Eorvs was unable
to attend this conference. as be
vas cu-1erlng win 1Ir. Taft
WEDNESDAY.
Politician" Jimmie Williams uas
DISPATCHED 70 his home state. S0oth
Carolina, for cUnf-ence with
r-1uine-t Republicans with waom
ke has been identified the Whals of
his loug and active Hfa he sa0pped
on his way 70 s c. 70 confer with
Nr. Weed, who succeeds hin as
secretary 70 M Hitchcock.
THURSDAY.
There vas no Conference n TIE
absenc1 of officials. but mch ac-
urity was rlzrifest amo1E the cor
respondents recently annexed %
headquarters. while Mr. Taft was
ccufc1nz With Senate HopAzi1s
and Senator 1cCm5er. both q
whom Travelled huDdreLs Of niles 70
assure I'm of their support
FRIDAY.
1Ir Richard Oulahan wired 70 I
J iuuie Williams FOR report or
south Csrolirz c1ufersnce- He - 4
ceived foT reply. There amt 10 4
body IN South Carolina 70 confer I
with After this al the cousereees I
vent into executive session What .
-ralsplred cznnot vet be learned
SATURDAY.
Air. Sheldon. much alarmed that
20 tangible result Of the confer
alces has been manifest. wi-es o.
W. Taft. The result is that llr. I
.iitchcock. after cCuS1lting his
.tah. has decided TO leave tonight
'o that to-moTrow be nav confer.
.ericus,y. with Senator Crane. al
Dalton. Mas.
Read Bir-7flle Burie tomorrow.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

A riot IN an East Buffalo saloon grew
o-t Of a controversy over the geoc-aphv
Of Russia. Il isn't surprising. the names
Of the towns and things over there do
sound sUspici3usly Ike ''cuss" words
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

For stealing another mans wife. a
Iennesseean has been dned SO. Evident
~, the w0mau's better half wasn't much
put out about the theft.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
DOmestic Amenities.

Is it raining?'' inquired her husband.
cant find to-day's paper, dear. TO
see"
In that case suppose you look out OF
the window. love-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

Has the snake any true personal
fTieads?-' inquiries the Baltimore sun
Certainly; hosts Of taem-in Georgia and
Alabama.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
Rendr o a Iannt-

''oh. would that thou wouldst ay with
ne" sighed the swain.
Why. certainly III fy with you re-
spOnded the practical summer girl I've
10 engagement for this afternoon Bring
your airship around"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

Has Iesp-year proved fatal 10 the
pa7agrepher OF the Atlanta Georgian
asks the Augusta Herald We hope not
John Reese Is q mighty little fellow 70
shoulder a fuIl-grown bigsuy charge.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
MonId Re Nice

Trading stamps are all very well. but
have another idea for merchants 10
adopt"
What would you suggest2"
Shopping stamps"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

3Ir Ton watso1's candidacy for the
Presidency e abundant evidence that he
takes no stock 81 the Rev. Herbert I
WIlerr's statement 20 the eject that the
day OF miracles IS past.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

L is reported that IN the event Of
Aep1blicz- success NJ Harry New
WI be cEersd the consu,s1tp 70
ZANZIBAR.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

TIE hon Heu-y -itchseld wes.
Is beius ss-5-sly spoken Of as a
candidate for Congress f7um the
District
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
POLITICAL NOTES.

The Arar-s-is primaries VII be
he'd 1eLt TussEzT.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
An Old Tale.

There were rumors Of graft IN Hades.
This road" declared one faction. was
10 be paved with good intentions"
''YVeIi2'''
Examine the material Are these good
inteutions2"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

The London Telegraph locates the
source Of the Mississippi in the Gulf OF
Mexico" This IS one Of those things 10
be classed Important Z true"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

A Pennsylvania couple walked twenty
eight miles % get married. That isn't
a marker. however. 70 the lengths some
people VIII go 70 get 8 divorce.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
Turkish Wires

From the Omaha Bee
The easiest way for the Sultan Of Tur-
key 70 induce the women TO begin wear
ing the vel again is to Supply them with
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
An UItimatum. .

The poet vote has gotter be recog-
nized"
Say you sog"
Yes Give Us a Secretary Of Poesy.
with nine under secretaries and 100 fat
Jobs for minor bards. or we revolt"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

TIE Punk Bea0e-s' Mosquito As
soc-at-on of Ocean City. Nd. passed
resolutions last night in favor OF q
wtiske-less cauplizn-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

That Chicag0 man who is undertaking
20 revise the laws CT gravi-ation IS more
than likely 70 1au down on his Job. we
fancy.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

he Hon Charles Warren FAIR
harEs VAS not PRESENT a. the Kern
notification uee-l-E-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29
Peace in the Coupo

Aoo-el Aziz Is now Abd-eI as was %
And this IN the New York arau,
The Washington herald., 1908-08-29

olr. Gus Karger has installed q
new typewriter 81 his osce. he
found t6a- he could not write more
than 300 words a day On the Old
ore