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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15

To stop any pain, any where in 90
minutes. simply take Just one of DIR.
Shops Pink Pain Tablets. Pain
means congestion-blood pressure
that is all. DR.. Shops Headache
or Pink Pain Tablets-will quickly
coax blood pressure away from pain
centers. After that! pain is gone.
Headache. Neuralgia, painful periods
with women, ETC., get instant help.
20 tablts 25c. Sold by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15

erywhere are advising Its use as a
splendid and prompt general tonic
1t gives more vim and more spirit to
the spoonful than any other known
nerve or constitutional tonic. II
sharpens failing appetite. aids d.
gastion, frees sluggish livers and kid
neys, and brings new life. strength
and ambition. Test 1t in few days
and be convinced. All dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15

Kodol is tna, best known prepare
ton that is offered to the people to-
day for dyspepsia or indigestion or
any stomach trouble. KodoI digests
all foods. It is pleasant to take. 1t
is sold here by all druggists
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

Just little Cascasweet Is all that
Is necessary to give your baby when
1t Is cross and peevish. Cascasweet
contains no opiates nor harmful
drugs and Is highly recommended by
mothers everywhere. Sold by all
druggists.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
LET US INSURE YOUR SALARY

against sickness and accidents for a
very small monthly premium. Look
at this: For select risk. we win pay
you indemnity for So weeks a. tie
following rates for disability. $500
accidental death. $50 per month acci-
dent indemnity. all accidents. $50 pen
month sickness Indemnity. all dis.
eases for rs weeks: also partial tn
demnity for &c weeks for sickness.
Cost you only One Dollar per Month
CHARLES W. WORCESTER,
1. o. o. Il. Bldg, Main St., ClarIxsburg
". Va. Bell Phone 20sw.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15

BASEL and Tetrick slipped in at
the last call. as 1t were, without an
other bid. Were they afraid to an
nounce earlier lest there might be
some comment that would not at
tract support to them!
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15

When you need to take something
take It promptly for the stomach, but
take something you know is reliable
like Kodol. For dys-
pepsia and Indigestion. Kodol Is
pleasant to take. It is reliable and
is guaranteed TO give relief. 1t is
sold by all druggists
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15

So many previously prepared and
typewriter slate tickets were in evil
dence at the Democratic district con-
ventions that they actually could not
use them all, and several Republicans
have them as souvenirs for campaign
use
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15
MARRIAGES LICENSES

Alexander Brown and Georgia w.
Thorn.
George C. Douglass and Llora swi-
ger. -.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15

The successful manner in which
Frank H. Hitchcock has managed the
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15

The Telegram is delivered in clarks-
burg and vicinity by our regular
carriers. Complaints regarding ir-
regular service will be Immediately
Investigated and corrected.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15
Tbe Daily Telegram can be found on

Western Office, Marquette Building,
Chicago. Western Advertising Rep
resentatiyes, Williams and Anderson,
Marquette Building. Chicago.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15


You can't fan with Gold Medal Flour.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15

SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-15

-E00N0S1Y SALE Trunks; sd; Cases and Bag.
| We have just opened complete new line of Trunks,
Suit Cases and Bags. Trunks from $50 to $500.
| Suit Cases from $l0o to $500. Bags from 75c to
| $3.50. Trunks that will stand the bumps trunks that
better for the money than you will find elsewhere
Bags and Suit Cases that are just as good for less
money Investigate this new line Let us save you
| money
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
STAMP DUTY
MUST Be PAID

In an opinion written by Justice
Wider on an appeal from the decision
of the Treasurer assessing stamp duty
on three conveyances to Robert Love
Estate, Limited, the Supreme Court
has decided in favor Of the Treasurer.
holding that stamp duty on these con
veyances must he paid.
At the most the case was merely
carried to the higher court on a test,
for the Love Estate had but little to
lose by so doing and had something
over two hundred dollars to gain II it
had been decided In their favor. The
Robert Love Estate was Incorporated
to take over the property and conduct
the business of Robert Love deceased,
and the Treasurer assessed stamp
duty of 1896 on the deed, being 81 on
the money consideration named and
S265 on the shares mentioned. The
decision of the Treasurer was upheld.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
J. WALTER DOYLE
HAS A new one

When J. Walter Doyle shows up
without a'good story, he is sick. He
wasn't sick this morning, for he was
ready with the usual fairy-tale, and,
to make it all the better, Walter
vouches for 1t. He only returned
from Kauai the other day, where he
has been collecting booze taxes.
His latest is to the effect that
"Dooney" Hartman, who is known to
keep vicious dog in his yard, has
dispensed with the aforesaid canine,
and is using special brand Of bark
ing sands which he scattered over the
roof of his dog-house just after 1t had
been freshly painted. Walter vouch-
rs for the story, so 1t must be true.
lie also states that everybody up
in that section of the country reads
the Evening Bulletin, and this
last Is no barking sand dream.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
JAPANESE BARRIERS
WILL CONTRIBUTE

The Japanese BARRIERS, numbering
about seventy, through their commit
tee, met this morning at the barber
shop of r. Yasui on Hotel street. to
discuss the plans of contributing funds
for the reception and entertainment OF
the Atlantic feet, which Is due to ar
rive here July 10th. Although no def
mite action was taken: 1t was gener-
ally agreed that they would contribute
at least 800. Chairman Yasui said
that they intend to contribute liberal
ly for the purpose of giving the men
Of the feet a grand time here. He In
timated, however. that the times were
hard and that some of the BARRIERS
might not be able to give large dona-
tons. The general decision, however,
Is that they do the best they can
under the circumstances. Another
meeting will be held some time this
week at which It Is expected that def.
mite understanding will be arrived at.
The contributions Of the Japanese
business community will probably
total $4,000.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
GARFIELD met SAITO

Before taking his departure for San
Francisco on the cruiser st. Louis,
Secretary Garfield, accompanied by
Secretary Mott.Smith, called on Mkt
Saito, the Japanese Consul General, at
the Consulate, at $3.50 o'clock, Monday
afternoon. During the interview, Gar.
field asked Saito about the general
condition and treatment of the Jap
anese in the Islands. Saito informed
him that everything was satisfactory.
lie also told him that there are about
10000 Japanese in the Islands. The
question of further immigration of the
Japanese was not discussed, Saito
stating that such matters do not come
under the jurisdiction of the Secretary
Of Interior. I'll
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
Legal Notices.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

The undersigned having been duly
appointed EXecutrix under the will
of Jose Silva, late of Kaneohe, Koo-
laupoko, Oahu, deceased, all creditors
of said deceased are hereby notified
to present their claims, duly anthem
ticated, and with the proper vouch-
ers, If any exist, to the undersigned
at Kaneohe, Koolaupoko, Oahu, with
in six Co months from the date
hereof: otherwise such claims will be
forever barred.
And all persons indebted to said
estate are hereby notified to make i'm
mediate payment to the undersigned.
Dated Kaneohe, Koolaupoko, Oahu,
June 10, 1908.
MRS. EMALIA SILVA,
ExecutriX Under the VIII of the
late Jose Silva. Deceased.
iO2G--June IL, II, "a; July /, s.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
BY AUTHORITY
SEALED TENDERS FOR STEAM.
SHIP, FREIGHT AND PASSEN.
GER DEPOT ON ALAKEA
STREET WHARF.

Sealed Tenders will be received by
the Superintendent OF Public Works
until IL M. of Monday, July 18th,
1908, for the construction of the
Steamship, Freight and Passenger
Depot on Alakea Street Wharf, Homo
lulu, T. II.
Plans and specifications are on file
in the Office of the Superintendent of
Public Works, copies Of which will
be furnished intending bidders on re-
ceipt of Twenty-Five Dollars ($25.-
00) which sum will be refunded on
return of said plans and specifica-
lions.
All tenders to be on blanks fur
nished by the superintendent of Pub
lie Works and to be accompanied by
certified checks made payable to the
Superintendent OF Public Works.
Separate tenders will be accepted
for painting, plumbing, electrical
work, sheet metal work and staft
work.
The Superintendent of Public
Works reserves the right to reject
any or all bids.
All intending bidders are request
ed to be present at the Office of the
Superintendent of Public Works at
IL a. m. Of July 18th, the day OF
opening tenders.
MARSTON CAMPBELL,
Superintendent of Public Works.
Honolulu, June 18th, 1908.
i02S-June 10, 16, II. IS; July
!, 9, 3.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
GARFIELD At WORKS

During his stay here Secretary Gar.
field paid a VISIT to the Honolulu Iron
Works accompanied by Governor
Frear. He was taken all over the
plant by Manager Hedemann and 9TH
or officials and directors of the com.
pany, and expressed himself as much
interested In all he saw. The Secre-
tary asked great many questions re-
garding the status Of the local me.
chanics and other features.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01

Notice is hereby given to the hold
ers of these bonds to present the same
for payment at the banking house of
The Bank of Hawaii, Limited, in Ho-
nolulu, on August LIST, 1908, and that
interest on same will cease on and
after that date.
CHAS. II. ATHERTON,
Treasurer, Kohala Sugar Company.
Honolulu, June eth, 1908.
4039
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
44er's
Tkerr4 Electoral

It Is carefully prepared, accurately
compounded medicine for all diseases
Of the throat and lungs. 1t contains
strong and active Ingredients, such as
are extensively prescribed by tho medi-
cal profession. II is the oldest, strong
est, and best medicine for coughs and
colds you can possibly buy.
Accept no cheap and worthless sub
stitute. Be sure you get Ayers Cherry
Pectoral. 1t contains no narcotic or
poison Of any kind.
Prsparsd b. o.. G, Aver 1 Co., Lowell, nasa, o. g. h
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
c. Brewer & Co.. Ltd.
STREET, HONOLULU. 7. n.

AGENTS FOR:
Hawaiian Agricultural Co., ookala
Sugar Plant. Co.. ononsa Sugar Co,
Honomu Sugar Co., Wailuku Sugar Co,
Pepeekeo Sugar Co, The Planters
Line Of San Frane;sSo Packets.
LIST OF OFFicERS:
6. N. Cooke, President; George
Robertson, Vice PRECEDENT and Mana.
ger; e. r. Bishop, Treasurer and Sec.
Rotary; r. W. MacfarIane. Auditor; p.
c, Jones, c. N. Cooke and J. r. Gait,
Directors.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
Corporation Notices
NOTICE TO BONDHOLDERS OF K0.
HALA SUGAR co.

In accordance with the terms I'M
der which its bonds were issued, the
Kohala Sugar Company will pay,
with accrued interest, on August LIST.
1908, Thirty thousand and OO-100
dollars (s3O,OOO.OO) of its bonds.
The numbers of the bonds to be paid
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
HOLIDAY HOURS ON FLEET DAY

Postmaster Pratt has received ord.
ers from the Postmaster General that
holiday hours may be observed at the
Honolulu postofiice on the day of the
arrival of the Atlantic Fleet.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
Claus Spreckeis. VIM. q. ir,yin
Claus SpreckeIs { Co.
ANK e RS.
HONOLULU, :: 81 T. n.

San francisco Agents - The Ne
yada National Bank Of San Francisco.
Draw Exchange on the Nevada Ma
tional Bank of San Francisco.
Lon5on-The Union Of London and
Smiths Bank, Ltd.
New York--American Exchange
National Bank.
chieaso-Corn Exchange National
Bank.
Paris-Credit Lyonnais.
Honpkonp and Yokohama - Hong
kong.Shanghai Banking Corporation.
New Zealand and Australi a-Bank
Of New Zealand and Bank OF Austria
lasia.
Victoria and Vancouver - Bank oil
British North America.
Deposits received. Loans made on
approved security. Commercial and
Travellers Credits issued. Bills OF
Exchange bought and sold.
-,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS.
Entered for Record June 80, 1908,
from 10: 80 a. m. to q o, m,

Entered TOT NcCoTu June ~, ISoo,
from 10:30 a. m. to 4 p. m.
Ella l. Kinslea and hsb to Virginia
Santos .,''.''..''.''. ....... M
John Gouveia to Frank Gouveia PA
p. NJ. Lansdale by mtgee to Albert
N Campbell TT ....... Fore Entry
A Frances Johnson ct al to Kileau
Sugar Plantn Co .......... Extn l.
Supt. Public Works to Thomas w
Hebron ................ Decl'r'n
A V Peters and VT to Port Mutt Ben
DUO VI II '''''''. ,.,...... NJ
q! Il kualii to W C Achi Tr ,....,.M
Entered for Record July I, 1908,
from 9 a. m. to 1880 a. m.
Thomas NJ Kelii to John X Bunker. ID
Mutual Bldg & Loan Soc of Haw
Ltd to Manuel Machado mn. Rel
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
The Yokohama Specie Bank,
Limited
-
Established 1880
Capital (Paid up). Yen 100000
Reserved Fund Yen 15,050,O00
Special Reserved Fund. Yen 100000
HEAD OFFICE, YOKOHAMA.
branches and Agencies.

Branches and Agencies:
Toxic. Kobe, Osaka, Nagasaki,
London, Lyons. New York, San Frac-
cisco. Bombay. Hongkong, Shanghai,
Hankow. Chefoo. Tientsin, Peking.
Newchang, Dalny. Port Arthur, An
tung-Hsien, Liaoyang. Mukden. Tien
ling. Changchun.
The Bank buys and receives for
collection bills of exchange, issues
TRAITS and Letters Of Credit. AMI
transact general banking business.
Honolulu Branch, 81 s. King Street,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
Castle & Cooke, Ltd

Honolulu, 7. H.
SHIPPING AND COMMISSION MER,
CHANTS, SUGAR FACTORS
and
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENTS
representing
Eva Plantation Co.
Waialua Agricultural Co.. Ltd.
Kohala Sugar Co.
Waimea Sugar Mill Co.
hpokaa Sugar Co., Ltd.
Fulton Iron Works Of st. Louis
Blake Steam Pumps
Westou's Centrifugals
Eabcock G. Wilcox Boilers
Green's Fuel EoonomiSerS
Marsh Steam Pumps .
Matson Navigation Co.
Planters Line Shipping Co.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01

'Naily.
I Ex. Sunday.
Sunday Only.
The Haleiwa Limited. a two.hour
train (only first-class tickets hon.
oredD. leaves Honolulu every Sunday
at 1922 a. m; returning, arrives In
Honolulu at 1910 p. m. The Limited
stops only at Pearl City and Valance
u. p nFNISON, ". q, SMITH,
IL 6upt AZ ggEl q. z. & 7. At
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
Oahu Railway
Time Table.
OUTWARD.

OUTWARD.
FOR Waianae, Waialua, Kahuku and
Way Stat,ons-'9:1 a. m, 1920 p. m.
For Pearl City, Eva MIL aud Way
Stations--t7:3 a. m, 1918 a. m,
'l1:05 a. NJ, '2.l5 p. M, 1920 p. m,
s5:i5 p. m, 1890 y. m, t1l:00 !. IN.
For Wahiawa-'9:15 a. m. and
s5:16 p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal.
elua and Waianae-'S:36 q. M, 1913
y. m.
Arrive In Honolulu from Eva Mill
and Pearl City--t7:46 a. m, 1885
a. m, 1898 a. m, '1:40 p. m, 1881
p. M, s5:3l p. M, 1880 p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Wabiawa-
1886 a. m. AMI '5:31 p. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
SUGAR FACTORS,
COMMISSION MERCHANTS and
INSURANCE AGENTS

Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar Go.
Haiku Sugar Company.
Paia Plantation.
Maui Agricultural Company.
Kihei Plantation Company.
Hawaiian Sugar Company.
Kahuku Plantation Company.
Kahului Railroad Company.
Haleakala Ranch Company.
Honolua Ranch.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
VIM. 6. Irwin { Co., LII

SUGAR FACTORS
and
COMMISSION AGENTS
Agents for
Oceanic Steamship Co., San Francisco.
Cal.
Western Sugar Refining Co.. San
Francisco, Cal.
Baldwin Locomotive Works, Phiia.
delphia. Pa.
Newaii Universal Nil, Co. Manufae.
turers Of National Cane
Shredder, New York, N. Y.
PselHe OIL Transportation Co., San
Frsneiseo, Cal.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01

ONCE: Corner Fort and King Sts.
SAVINGS Deposits received and
interest allowed for yearly deposits
at the rate Of AZ per cent. per
1nnum.
Rules and regulations furnished
upon application.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01

Collections Promptly Accounted Fer
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01

ppesr.d ~ p.i.c. AY I Co., Lowell, us.a, u,sk
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01

General Agent for Hawaii;
Atlas Assurance Company Of London.
New York underwrIters' Agency.
Providence Washington it.3uranee Co.
4th FLOOR, srANGEEWAtp BLDG.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-01
The First
AMERICAN SAVINGS
AND TRUST GO.

OF HAWAII, Ito.
SUBSCRIBED CAPITAL. $500. 10000
PAID UP cAPITAi......S100,o0o 900. 90
President. Cecil Brown
Vice President. ..... M. p. Robinson
Cashier ..................l l.. T. PECK
Okolona messenger., 1908-01-08
She Could Do as Mrs arou,r

Young Mabel had a habit when sou,
was served at the table of "mushing'
her crackers or bread la 1t until Il
was a great mess. Her mother made
many efforts to have her correct th,.
strictly primeval habit.
One day there was to be company
At the table and the mother said.
Now, Mabel, Mrs. Brown is to dine
With us tonight, and | want YOU to act
az the table just as nicely as she does
Please don't 'mush' your SOUP"
Mabel promised faithfully to follow
the example set by Mrs. Brown and
the dinner opened with every promise
of a fine time. However, Mabel was
using pair Of very sharp eyes on
Mrs. Brown. and in an instar,
blurted forth at the top Of her voice.
oh. mamma, Mrs. Brown is .mush.
ing!' May n"
Okolona messenger., 1908-01-08
WOMAN HAD DONE HER BEST
Praiseworthy Attempt to Have Sur
roundngs as Husband Liked Them.

A prominent clergyman in the East
End OF London was on visit recently
to one of his parishioners. a woman
whose husband was rather addicted
to drink. He found her weeping. "My
good woman" he begun. Don't call
me your good woman" she burst out.
as her bosom was convulsed with sobs.
purying her face in her apron. Il
don't want to see anybody. Leave me
TO die in peace" But the clergyman
|had no intention Of doing any such
|tnlng. He learned from the woman
|that her husband, being drunk and
|disorderly the night before, had been
EockSv up. ooh! what shall | do?"
walled the woman Il am sorry for
you" said the sympathetic clergyman:
|'but why don't you try to make your
home more attractive, and then. in
plead of going to spend his evenings
Et the alehouse, he would stay al
Pome! I'm sure do my best tc
|nake 1t look homelihe, sir" answered
ne woman. Il have took up the par
|or carpet, sprinkled sawdust on the
oor and put beer barrel in the cor.
|er; but, mercy. sir, 1t amt made
DIT OF dinerence-not a bit"
Okolona messenger., 1908-01-08
|ARIoUs RULES FOR LONGEVITY
rominent Frenchmen Have New
Ideas as to Best Methods

Galipaux, the French actor, laughs
/ the old precept of "early to bed
hd early to rise" How can a man
p these things II he is an actor? And
/ to the advice to avoid disagreeable
notions, you might as well tell a
IAN who has dyspepsia that the best
|Ry is to- take no notice of it. Such
Gahpaux's opinion; nevertheless he
Flieves in certain regularity Of life
|o has his table set for dinner at
|ven O'Clock Even If he is not in
|e house the dinner is served as
|ual. He often finds the knowledge
|at the meal will be served at that
|ur without fail IS an inducement to
|n to hurry home, when otherwise
would not trouble himself to do SO
n, Gallifet, who even as far back as
I early sixties received fearful
|unds, from which 1t seemed hope
5 to suppose that he would recover.
4 still the same elegant figure and
same dashing style as in youth |
, rules are absolute sobriety, never
d the papers, laugh at death, but
Re q terror of FOOLS"
Okolona messenger., 1908-01-08
No Apology.

What rs it about this Panam,
canal?" asked the man who had beer
asleep for the last ten minutes, as the
car rolled on.
what do you mean?" queried the
person addressed.
What is it and where is it?"
why, it's ship canal to connec,
the Atlantic and Pacific oceans"
is that straight?'
aOf course it is"
mo subway about it?"
mot at ALL"
I'm! l boxed the old womar,s
ears this morning for telling me inst
what you have"
Then you owe her an apology"
oh, there's none necessary. Within
week she'll be telling me that a sub
way and a submarine are two diff
ferent things, and I'll have to cuff her
again"
Okolona messenger., 1908-01-08

person prowling around the neignbor
hood, or noisy quarrel going on next
door, or a dog bowling in the bach
yard, or piano going at unseemly
hours. All these things and a hundred
others are sufficient to send a nervous
woman to the telephone to ask why in
the name of all that is wonderful our
men don't attend to their duty and
stop such unlawful proceedings. Oh
Viously it is impossible to respond Il
all those calls. The most active DO
liceman alive can't put muzzle on
every dog that takes it into his head
to howl after midnight; neither can
he walk right into a mans house and
order him to stop nagging at his wife
Women with the telephone habit, how
ever, can't understand that. That ia
why they don't like policemen"
Okolona messenger., 1908-01-08
Mr.. carneeIe's Joke.

ANDREW Carnegie said Pittsbur,
millionaire, enjoys a joke hugely
One of his jokes made me laugh on M
last visit to Skibo Castle.
"Mr. Carnegie was entertaining a
the time Montenegran prince. Tn,
morning after the princes arrival W,
set out in huge motor-car for a lont
run, and as we whized past an inn f,
great crowd of Highlanders rose from
the benches before the inn and salutes
us.
The prince seemed amazed at tn,
Highland dress.
Why he asked, do these men Rs
bare-legged?'
1t Is a local custom, said Mr.. Car
negie; a mark of respect for you, sir
In some places people take Off thei
hats to show honor to distinguished
visitors; here they take off their trou
sers.'"
Okolona messenger., 1908-01-08
Author Of prann nne4rin.

Luis Drago, Of Argentina, whose doc
trine played big role in the peace
conference, first came, to public AZ
lention as a judge in his own coun.
ry when he wrote a book Of judicial
experiences. He entered the political
aeld and came into prominence as at.
torney general at Buenos Ayres when
he declared that tine provinces Of his
nation might be sued before the
courts, but that the judgments should
not be collected by force. The Drago
doctrine was adopted in a modified
form by the peace conference. but
neither ne nor his nation had tho
honor Of presenting the resolution e
the conference.
Okolona messenger., 1908-01-08

A letter on the subject or fiction
written by the veteran George Mere
attn. could not be other than interest
ing Here is quotation from n.
Close knowledge of our fellows. dis.
cernment Of the laws Of existence
these lead to great civilization !
nave supposed that the novel exnos-
Ing and illustrating the history Of man
may help US to such sustaining road::
side gifts