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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13
A Notre Dame Lady's Appeal

To all knowing sufferers of rheumatism, whether
muscular Of the joints. sciatica, lumbagos
Dackache. pains in the kidneys neuralgia pains,
10 write to her for a home treatment which has
cured all of these fortunes. She feels
It her duty to send u to all sufferers FREE. You
cure yourself at home thousands will testify
no change of climate being necessary. This SIM
pie discovery banishes uric acid from the blood
oosens the stiffened joints. purifes the blood and
orightens the eyes giving elasticity and tone to
the whole system. IL the above interests you for
proof address Mrs. NJ Summers. Pox X, Notre
Dame Indiania
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

All nations are endeavoring to check
the ravages of consumption. the white
plague" that claim so many victims
each year. Foley's Honey and Tar
cures coughs and colds perfectly and
you are in no danger of consumption.
Do not risk your health by taking some
unknown preparation when Foleys Honey
and Tar is safe and certain in results.
Ask for Foley's Honey and Tar and
insist upon having it.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13
The Worlds Best Climate

is not entirely free from disease, on
the high elevations fevers prevail, while
on the lower levels malaria is encount-
cred to a greater or less extent, ac-
cording to altitude. To overcome eli
mate affections, lassitude, malaria,
jaundice. biliousness, fever and ague,
and general debility, the most effective
remedy is Electric Bitters, the great
Alternative and blood purifier; the anti
dote for every form of bodily weak
ness, nervousness, and insomnia. Sold
under guarantee at A. j. Johnson s
drug store. Price SOC.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13
A californian,s luck.

The luckiest day of my life was
when | bought box of Bucklen s Ar
of Tracy, California. 1.-TWO 25c boxes
cured me of my annoying case of itch
ing piles, which had troubled me for
years and that yielded to no other treat.
ment. Sold under guarantee at A. j.
Johnson's drug store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13
rinland's Practical patriotisr.

Patriotism takes a practical form In
Finland The people are sober, Thrifty.
hardworking and IN deadly earnest
over all that concerns their country.
From earliest years the children are
taught to be patriotic; It is one with
their growth, included with their les
sons. learned In the home circle until
the boys and girls Of Finland become
in their turn sturdy citizens with their
country's veal at heart Exchange.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13
Valued Same as Gold

B. G. Stewart, a merchant of Cedar
View, Miss, says: 81 tell my custom
ers when they buy box &C Dl. King S
New Life Pills they get the worth of
that much gold in weight, if afflicted
with constipation, malaria or bilious
ness" Sold under guarantee at A. j
Johnson's drug store. 25c.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

Cascasweet is for babies and children,
and is specially good for the ills so
common in hot weather. Look for the
ingredi ents on the bottle. Contains no
harmful drugs Sold by o. E. Davis
and A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

When your food seems to nauseate
take kodol. Take Kodo now and until
you know you are right again. There
isn't any doubt about what it will do
and you will find the truth of this state
ment verified after you have used Ko-
dol for a few weeks. 1t is sold here
by O. E. Davis and A. j. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13
Weak

"Ah," exclaimed the new tnarder as
he put down his empty cup. that's
quite a good idea,
Yesf' replied Mrs. starvem patron
izlngly, Then you haven't been &C
custOmed to begin your dinner with
served in q cup. chr
"Consommef Why thought It was
hot water 10 prevent dyspepsia. Phil
adelphia Press.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13
Green Mountain Silo,

/ am agent for the Green Mountain
Silo and the Wizard Ensilage Cutters,
either at lowest possible prices f. o. b.
cars here, 80 days time, no cash with
order. Call and get my prices. To
make more profit from your cows you
should have silo.
RAY BRYE, Agent.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

Mr.. John Riha of Vining. Ia. says,
81 have been selling DeWitt's Kidney
and Bladder Pills for about YER and
they give better satisfaction than any
pill ever aold." Sold by 0. f. Davis
and A. ]. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

A woman ALWAYS insist that a pho
tographer shall take her as she thinks
she looks.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

A woman likes to have their father
discipline her children if it doesn't in
terfere with their doing what he tells
them not to.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

Dewitt's Little Early Risers are
small, safe, sure and gentle little pills.
Sid by o. E. Davis and A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

The man who has no special cause
of complaint often acts as if he has a
grudge against the universe.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

When man says he likes to eat hash
he's qualified to lie about many other
things.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

When man has too much time to
devote to public affairs it is just as Well
to look what his private graft is.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

Insist upon DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. 1t is especially good for piles.
Sold by o. E. Davis and A. ]. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

A mans idea of good morals is never
getting caught
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

Fat seems to delight in handing mis-
fortune to some people in punches.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

Why is it that the person who is of
no particular account always thinks he
can write?
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

1t is love that makes time pass, and
it is time that makes love pass.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

When man sees double perhaps it is
sign that he is living twice as fast.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-05-13

v n man tells of how much money
he is making generally he isn't.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

about four years ago had a very
severe attack Of infiammatory rheuma,
tism. My skin peeled, and the high
foyer played havoc with my hair,
which came out in lunches. also
had three large bed sores on my back.
did not gain very rapidly, and my
appetite was very poor. tried many
sure cures but they were of little
help. and until tried Cuticura Re
solvent had had no real relief. Then
my complexion cleared and soon felt
better. The bed sores went very soon
after few applications of Cuticura
Ointment, and when I used Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment for my hair
1t began to regain its former glossy ap-
pearance. Mrs. Lavina ]. Henderson.
1873 Broad St. Stamford, Conn. March
8 and IL. 1907"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
YOUTHFUL MoNIroR AT WORK.
Little Sisters Error Corrected by sss.
YsaroId Authority.

/. six-year-old Marjorie and four-years
old Josephine were making their first
trapscontinental trip from New York
to San Francisco of course, en-
countered new marvels at almost
every turn Of the trip. But the Gre
scendo Of their ecstatic outpourings
was reached when they saw their first
Indian families braves. sQuaws and
papooses. N
"Oh-h-h!" sighed Josephine. gazing
wild-eyed at the moccasined. gaudily
blanketed squaws, "ain't those
squashes Just splendid. thought"
MarJorie's equally deep admiration
was momentarily Quenched in her feel
Ing Of responsibility as elder-sister
monitor. and she eyed Josephine So
verely az she admonished:
They amt squashes, Josephine;
they're squads"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
journalism In PennsylvanIa.

We have taken wood, potatoes, corn,
eggs. butter, onions, cabbage. chick
ems, stone. lumber, labor, sand. calico,
sauerkraut. secondhand clothing, coon
skins and bug juice. scrap iron, shoe
pegs. rawhides, chinquepins, tan-bark,
dogs. sorghum. seed, jarware and
wheat straw on subscription, and now
a man wants to know II we would send
the paper for six months for a large
owl. We have no precedent for refus-
ing, and II we can find man who is
out of an owl and wants one we'll do
it.-Treverton Times.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
Why Joyner Left Home.

Are you ready to receive the obi.
gations?" asked the most upright su.
preme hocus-pocus Of the Order OF
Hoot Owls.
II am" said the candidate, firmly.
"Then take a sip of this prussia
acid. place your right hand in this pot
Of boiling lead, rest your left hand
upon. this revolving buzz-saw. close
your eyes and repeat after me-"
Early next morning shreds Of JOY
ner's clothing were found upon the
bushes and trees all along the road to
Pottsville. 80 miles distant. and at
Scrabbletown. So miles away. he was
reported still headed west.-Judge.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this paper VIII be pleased to learn
that there \ 1t least one dreaded disease that science
has been able 70 cure 10 all ~ stages. and that =
CAtarh. HAll's CAtarrh Cure b the only positive
being constitutional disease. requires constitu-
tonal treatment Hairs CAtarrh Cure b taken IN
ternaly. acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. thereby destroying the
foundation OF the dheasc. and Riving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assst
ing nature IN doing IN work. The proprietoS have
% much faith IN ~ curative powers that they oier
One Hundred Dollars for any case that II fails 70
cure. Send for list Of testimonials
Address r. J. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. O.
Take HANS Family PiiIs Tor c6nisipauou
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
Not FaIr.

4Nap NOT patTs
Look here, Abraham" said the
Judge, ITS been proved right here In
sourt that instead Of doing something
10 help support your wife and children
yau spend your whole time hunting
possum!"
The old negro hung his head.
Now, Abe, you love your wife. don't
you2"
"Ah suttinly does!"
"And your children" j.
''Yas, subj"
"And you love them both better"
Better ev'ry day, 1edge!" Abe
broke In.
better than a thousand pos
sums?'
Look hyah, jedge," exclaimed Abe,
with widening eyes, "dat's takin' q
coon at pow'ful disadvantage!"--B
hemian Magazine.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
An Experienced Walker.

Champion Hayes of Marathon fame.
praised at a dinner in New York q
walker.
HE is a walker?" someone said.
EYES," said Mr.. Hayes, "and the next
race he enters, mark me. he will win"
why. didn't know he had had
any experience as walker" said the
other in puzzled voice.
Mr.. Hayes laughed.
mo experience as walker. chr
said he. "And the fellows owned an
$50 secondhand motor car for the last
two yearsi"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
pIsrEMPER

In all its forms among all ages of
horses, as well as dogs, cured and others
in same stable prevented from having the
disease with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER
500,0 900 bottles sold last year. $50 and
800. Any good druggist, or send to manu-
facturers- Agents wanted. Spohn Medical
Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
CONSTITUTIONAL OBJECTION.

Mrs. Thrifty-Well, II you're thirsty
I'll give you q glass Of water to
drink.
Weary Willy-I dare not touch
water. mum. I've got an iron consti-
tuition and It might rust It.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
A Natural Cause.

Il think" said the smart child. re-
fiectively, that Hungary must be the
most human-like ofsall the nations"
Why SO. my child?" asked the fond
papa.
Because" the smart child answered.
1T is governed by its Diet,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
Not for Him.

( The Poet--I understand you have
furnished rooms for rent?
The Landlady-The only thing !
have at present is handsomely fur
nished suite on the first floor.
The Poet-I'm afraid that would be
q little too sweet for me-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

Lewis Single Binder straight &c. Man,
smokers prefer them to l0c cigars. You
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria. III.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

uiies-They have very high winds
In Ameriky.
Brownies. they do.
Giles-There's a bit In the papers /
read this morning about safe being
blown open there.--London Mail.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

The proportion Of iefthanded peopl
IL one In ak.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

He who thinks only OF himself hasn't
any too much to think about.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

PILES CURED IN 9 TO IL DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed TO cure any case
Of Itching, Blind, bleeding or Prptruding Piles In
TO IL days or money refunded. bOc.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26
INvALID's CAD PLIGHT.

After Innammatory rheumatism, Hair
Came Out, Skin Peeled, and Bed
Sores Developed Only cuti-
cura Proved Successful,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

Lewis Single Binder the famous
straight &c cigar, always best quality.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

Give some people their pick and
they'll pick flaws, every time.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

Good harvests make men prodigal
but bad ones provident.--W. Penn.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

Sometimes a woman Is known by
the company she avoids.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

ONLY ONE "BRO4O QUININE-
That 10 LAXATIVE BROMQ QutNINE. Look for
tho signature Of n ". GROVE. Used tho Work.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-12-26

Women are almost a. absurd -
men are foolish.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-25
Of
THE RAILROADS
Interstate Commerce Com
mission Shows Business
Done During 1907.
Special 70 The Journal.

Washington, D. c., July PA net
income of S449, 461.ISS available for
dividends or surplus, S75,505,133 pas
sengers carried and 1.796 1873, 659 tons
OF freight hauled, track mileage OF
327,975. employees numbering 1872
O74, equipment including 55,3SS loco
motives, 1878 passenger cars and
1891 ,557 freight cars, ana 122,S55 per
sons killed or injured, Is the showing
made by the railroads of the United
States in the Interstate Commerce
Commissions report for the year end
ing June 30, 1907
In these figures neither cars used in
the companies service nor CONNER
ciaI private cars are included The
mileage Of track of ali kinds inCreas-
ed 1882 over the previous year Rail
roads owning 2.2S1 miles were TeOT-
ganized. merged or consolidated.
There were twenty-nine roads in re-
ownership.
Nearly all locomotives and cars in
the passenger service had train
brakes. and all but fifty-eiEht pas
senger locomotives carried automatic
coupIers. only a little over I per cent
of the passenger cars lacked auto
matte couplerS. and OF the 1891 ,557
freight cars, 1,901.SS1 had train
brakes. while 1.972.S04 of them had
automatic cOuplers-
The number of employees averaged
735 per hundred miles of line, a sub
stantial increase. The total wages
and salaries paid was S1.072. 3S6. 427-
The passenger traffic exceeded the
previous year by almost 100000 per
sons The freight traffic increased al
most 165. 100000 tons, or 67,71S tons
per mile.
The passenger revenue per mile
averaged 2,OI4 cents. and both passen-
ger and freight earning per train mile
showed an Increase
The gross earnings from the opera
ton of 227.454 miles of line for which
substantially complete returns were
rendered were S25S9. 105. SIS. being
over $685.. 600. 900 greater than the pre-
viOus year
Operating expenses were S1.14S. 81 ,.
S14. or considerably over s211 .000.0e'
increase
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-25
ScUDAMORE Is FEIGNING
INSANITY. SAYS EXPERT

result of which was that he was
brought to Pensacola in custody OF
DEPUTY Sheriff CusachS-
ITDon being questioned by the state
as to the condition of SCUdamOTe
since leaving the infiTmary and to the
apDarenJ change o. demednOr- DR.
Randolph again reiterated his belief
that the insanity apparently shown
bv the prisoner Is of sham variety.
The subject of paresis was then in
troduced. This particular part OF the
testimony was handed IN manner
which would have done credit to any
aIienist in tie country PaTesis, &C
cording to the physician, when once
pronounced, means a life long con-
finement for the patient, on account
of the incurabIe nature of the disease.
Dementia precOx symptoms were also
touched upon. those of pareSiS, how
ever taking up a greater part o. the
testimony.
ScudamOre. according to the doctor,
had at the time which he was admit
ted to the asylum, two symptoms, If
not feigning, watch, II supported by
others, would have indicated paresls.
These were his attitude, and the ap-
parent insensibiHty to pain caused by
the pricking of a pin. However, they,
siderable amount of weight with Dr..
Randolph. Upon being questioned as
to what he would have thought had
he noticed the presence of the Agile
Robinson pupil, ne said that had he
seen it himself, it would have
changed his views somewhat, but that
he was not willing to take any ones
statement as to the matter, preseTTing
to see for himself. The status of the
case was then reviewed for Dr. Ran
doIph's benefit, the death of his wife,
an attack Of typhoid fever. and his
financial difficulties. He was then
asked. that in view of all this. and
with the symptoms to which cOmpe-
tent physicians had sworn existed, l.
he could diagnose paTesis. He an
swered that he would have TO have
the belief coTObOrated with still other
symptoms.
Decision on Tuesday
Judge Beggs has announced his in
tentiOn of rendering his judgment IN
the matter on Tuesday afternoon at
) d. m
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-25
Gainesville, Fla.

many internal disseutions il tho
Democratic party, and the TepuAL-
cans are preparing 10 take adyant-
age of it TO the fullest extent FOR
the first time the followers of rhe G
O p. have what looks like fighting
chance to line up against the PIE
counter With prohibition saddIed
on its back it is admitted that the
Democratic donkey viii have to do
some rapid travelling this year in its
race with the elephant The reDub-
Iicans are looking to the liquor ele-
ment for aid and SUStenance, and
they will hardly look in vain
The belize that the republicans OF
Texas actually have hope of success
in the coming campaign may seem
Joke. but here even conservative
Democrats regard the matter serious
IN They do not admit that there IS
a chance for the republicans to VII
in Texas this fall, but they do admit
that tne Democrats must fight harder
than ever before and they fear d
more completely disrupted party.
The love that q Baileyite holds for
a JOhnSouitc Is like that CT a rattle
snake for all the rest o. creation.
Add to this the liquor and anti-hquor
elements. that heretofore have been
wrapped uD in the democratic party
and their battle, and YOU have a sit
uation even worse than Parker con-
frOuted in 1901
The first thing one hears in this
prohibition fight Is what the Demo
Gratis lose of the liquor element II viii
gain from the republican dry Gle
ment. To a sane man in Texas this
X a Joke In the first place the
Democrats might get all the Old-tIme
republican party and then not have
enough to make mp for more than
half the loss
II should be borne in mind that up
10 the present time the Republican
party in Texas consisted wholly o.
Col. Cecil Lyon and half dozen
federal Office holders. This was evil
denced in the recent struggle as TO
who should control the delegation TO
the Chicago convention. In the past
republican conventions have remind
ed the spectator Of the front row
AT variety show. with the balance
of the audience behind the scenes
But nOw-weH there IS a reOTgan-
lied party in the state. and Colonel
Lyon has Joined it. Not only nos
Colonel Lyon become d member but
the liquor barty in the state is flirting
with the management. and the
chances are 1t Will be given a trial
Thousands Of men who opposed Bar
lev in his recent fight-men who feel
they do not want to belong To IL
Democratic party l. Joe" Bailey is
70 continue his ruIe-nave asked for
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-25
NEGRESS HAS
TURNED WHITE
For the Third Time In Her
Life Woman Changes
Color.

For the third time in her Ire or
fiftynine years. the wife of America
Massey, an ex-slaye, who lives with
George LasweIl, at Minnesota street
and ChUThman avenue. has turned
from black 10 white, says a special
from indianapolis.
The first sixteen years of her lire
were spent in slavery as a hOusemaid
and. d she can remember nothing
about ner parents she does not at
tempt TO explain tae mystery which
has baffIed every one VINO has seen
her, Is wei as numerous physicians
who have examined her.
Having compicCed the third trans
formation. Mrs Massey i now Of A
sair CcT.sE!exfsl- Fer skin - rot
.fg7t IN HafcIrE. b. c.-0--a-s
white, with the exception OF three
a!z-l Dc1EE spots oI .-ls .-.. ..,..
OF her face and one On the 3oft-
For the last twelve years, Mr. Mas
sey SAYS. the transformation has been
iFI process. and. as the change has
been completed for 80 long. she Is
rather expecting the reverse perform
arce TO begin before many months.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-25
An aid to digestion-de-
Iightful Pepsi-Cola, at al
founts, &c.
GROSSCUP WILL
NOT LEAVE BENCH
Special to The journal.


New York, July 24.-Judge Gross
cup, who is staying at the Waldorf
for a few days, denies that there is
any truth in a statement published
in Chicago to the effect that he
would soon retire from the bench
and become "a corporation lawyer
This statement as to my future
plans has been made so many times
and / have denied it so often, he
said, that | can only reiterate that
denial now and tell you that my
plans have not changed; not since
the last time I denied it
IF | do retire from the bench,
however, | shall practice law and
take for clients individuals or corpo-
rations whenever | see fit TO accept
their cases
Il shall never place myself in po-
sition where / should be the hired
man of any one man or corporation