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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
500 Reward, 500.

The readers of this apcr will be pleased to
learn at there Is at least one dreaded disease
hat science has been able to cure In all is
stages, and that Is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure Is tn only positive cure now known o he
medical fraternity Catarrh be ng constitu-
tional disease requiresa constitutional treat
ment HALLS CatarIh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces Oft system, thereb, destroying thef 70 H.
dation of the disease, and giving @ pat enI
strength by building up the constitu ION and
Urietors have so much faith in its uratve pow
ers hat they offer One Hundred Dol lars for any
case that 1t fails to cure. Send for list OF
testimonials
Address +. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

Her Mother-But what objection can
you have to Mr.. De Scadds, my dear
Pretty Dau2hter-Oh, he's all right
in most respects, but he has such alb
surd ideas Of what wife should be.
Her Mother-Oh, that. doesn't cut
any ice. Your father was the same
way when | married him, but six
months later he didn't have a single
idea of his own.
Mothers will find Mrs Winslow's Soothing
Syrup the st remedy 10 use fox tAeir chiIdrea
during the teething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

Malaria impurities poons being
healthy
disease which destroy the rich red ousce that furnish
condition that longer able keep the system in health ward off
the countless
red copus takes the color and glow of health from the cheek
pale saow faces and washed chaky the
of Malaria. and
the blood becomes heavily loaded germs
md complicated having
Ct the body The appetite fails digestion slight
frequent and the
tedou and feeling necessary
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
IncOnyenienced.

Il am so sorry that Mrs Brigham 10
moving out Of the city. / shall miss
her SO much"
Were you such good friends?'
'Oh, it isn't that we were 50 friend
ly, but she has the incest set Of fat sill.
yer in the neighbOrhood and / used to
borrow it every time | wanted to en-
tertain. n."-Detroit Free Press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
Side Lights on Mythology,

Vulcan had just put four new horse
shoes on the feet of the Centaur.
Easiest job | ever did, he said to
the bystanders. "He stood perfectly still,
and when | handed him the fly brush he
kept the flies away himself"
Making handsome discount from his
usual price, he asked his customer to
drive himself to his shop whenever he
needed any more work.-Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

THAT well in Wisconsin," remarked
Mr.. Qugley, sis roaring again they say
Mrs, Quigley turned pale.
Maybe it means this time she gasp
ed that our cook is going to leave us
I saw her overhauing her trunk this
morning !''-Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
Con, 70 His Reynr0.

Hewitt see that Gruet, the life
insurance agent, Is married.
Jewett-Yes, and his marriage Is o
case of the irony of fate.
How Is thatY
"He didn't know until after he was
married that the woman In the case
carried a lot Of life insurance, and
now he will have to keep up the pre-.
miums on her policies. "-Harper's
Weekly.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
COnNOlinKs

Poor John! He was kind and
forbearing husband sobbed the wild
YES" said sympathizing neigh
Dor but it's all for the best. You
must try and comfort yourself, my
dear, with the thought that your hus-
band is at peace at Unsatisfactory
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
From the AIimOnial Point of View.

From the AIimOnial Point of View.
He-So your marriage was a failure ?
She oh, / don't know.
He-Why, l thought you had secured
a divorce?
She-I did.
He-Well, don't you call that com
plete failure?
She-Hardly. You see, my partner
made an assignment and l received a
very neat sum as a preferred creditor.
He-Oh-um-er-I beg your par
don i-Iudoe
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

During 1900 I was running a farm on
the Mississippi river and became so impreg
mated with Malaria that for a Jear l was
almost physical wreck. I tried a number
of medicines recommended as blood purif-
ers, chill cures, and Malaria eradicators,
but nothing did me any good until began
to use S. S. S. The result was that after
taking it for awhile I was as well and
strong as ever was. have never had a
chill since nor the slightest symptom of
Malaria. hope others will be benefited
by my experience, and with that end in
view I give this testimonial. knowing that
S. S. S. is the best remedy for Malaria.
Amory. Miss. S. R. COWLEY.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

Railway whistles infict torture on SO
many people that the efforts abroad to
check the plague have won approval from
the people. Austria has introduced a
system of dumb signaling TO start and
stop the trains. Belgium is trying com
pressed air whistles instead of steam, and
Germany experiments with horns
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
FloOred,

You say there's no such thing as mat
ter! Then there is no such thing as a
gas meter Yet you are paying out your
good money for 5000 feet of gas regis
tered by a machine that doesn't exist"
"Certainly; there is no such thing as
money"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
Do Good While You May.

1t Is good and safe rule to sojourn
in every place as if you meant to
spend your life there, never omtting
an opportunity of doing a kindness or
speaking true word or making a
friend-.Iohn Ruskin.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
Peach Vinegar.

Use for this over-ripe peaches and
peelirgs. Mash and mix with water
sufficient to keep the flavor of the
peaches. To gallon of this add four
ounces brown sugar and a half COM
pressed yeast cake softened. Turn into
a jug or cask and set in the sun to
ferment.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
Familiar SfRn.

Church, see the public service
commission has recommended side
doors on the railroad cars.
Gotham-And will they expect to
have the words family entrance" over
them ?-Yonkers Statesman.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
Crab Apple Pie.

Wash the large crab apples, quarter
them. and remove the stems and cores.
Fill deep dish with apples, put on
one cup of sugar to one quart Of apples,
cover with a crust and bake. Or bake
with an under crust. adding sugar af-
ter baking and covering with whipped
cream
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

Prison Warden-We try to give every
inmate work with which be is familiar.
What's your trade?
New Prisoner-Im professional
pedestrian.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

HOWARD r.. EURTON.-Assayer and Chemist.
Silver, l. adj si Gold, Silver, 7jc Gold 5Jc; Zinc or
Coppcr$l Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes ard
full price list sent on application. Control and II
p!re work solicited. reference: Carbonate No
tonal Bank.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

Nibbs DO you suppose it's ever pos.
of mans income?
Diggs-Yes; just take the figure he
gives to the assessor, add to 1t the fig
ure he tells his friends and then divide
the result by two and you'll have it
near enough. ILLUSTRATED Bits.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

The Mexicon government is experiment..
ing with various methods for obtaining
the best results from irrigation. The dry.
farming method is also TO be well tested
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ease FRfF.

free sample OF Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns. ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug
sists sell it, Csc. Don't accept any substitute.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

ishment and healthful qualities in
the blood causes boils and assesses,
skin affections, and in some cases
sores and ulcers to break out, and
sometimes the patient is prostrated
with spell of malarial fever which
may leave his health permanently
impaired. To cure Malaria both a
blood purifier and tonic are necessary,
in order to remove the cause and at
the same time build up the system
from its weakened and rundown
condition. S. S. S. is the medicine
best fitted for this work. 1t is the
most perfect of all blood purifiers, and
the purely vegetable ingredients of
which it is composed make it the
greatest and safest of all tonics.
S. S. S. goes down into the circulation
or poison, and at the same time gives t.
tiles it needs. 1t cures Malaria tho
removes the germs and DoiSOnS which
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

Kitty-Mamma. are we in society?
Mrs Tophat-Yes, dear, but society
hasn't found it out yet.-Chicago Trib-
une.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30
A ppctite.

lnvestor-What's your idea in wanting
to buy that trolley line? 1t doesn't com
pete with your system. It's merely a
feeder
Railway Magnate-Well, don't you
suppose we want to do our own feeding?
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-30

r,ro st. vttus' Dance and all Nervous Diseases
fIIN permanently cured by DR.. klines Great
Nerve Res,ore-. Scnd for FREE 2trtal bottle and
treatise DR.. r. lLK!ine, Id. s3l Arch St., Phila,Pa
The Globe-republican., 1908-12-31
and Skirts

Now is the time to buy that Cloak and Skirt
that you have been thinking Of for some time as we
have made big reductions to clean our stock before
inventory time.
The Globe-republican., 1908-12-31

Consider this advertisement as addressed to you
if YOU were here in the store, and we were talking
to you and nobody else. We are in earnest in this
matter, and our phenomenal success in the clothing
selling has prompted US to strive for more patronage
and to make this store the representative store Of
FORD COUNTY. Luck plays no part in our
great success. The result is due 10 honest straight
forward selling of Honest Merchandise and at Low
Price,
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-04-16
WATERBURY WATCHES
Stolen From Car Before Reach.
ing Their Destination.

More than week ago a case con-
tanning more than 100 watches was
shipped by the New England Watch
factory to concern in New York
but 1t did not reach it's destination.
The goods could not be traced and
the officials finally came to the con-
clusion that the watches were stolen.
The railroad detectives were called
upon to locate the case. They found
the watches left Waterbury all right
in sealed car and rode safely into
New York. But in the big city a
man who gave his name as Harry
Adams broke into the car and made
away with the watches. He was
later arrested while trying to dis
pose of the watches on the street.
He had them in a dress suit case
and was selling them SO cheaply
that he was making sales fast Ad-
ans was arrested on charge Of
theft and was to have been tried
to-day. One of the railroad en-
ployes of this city was in New York
yesterday in connection with the
case
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-04-16
BROOKLYN BRIEFS.

Boys knickerbocker suits S1.91 tc
$50 at Epson. Singleton & Cos.
Almost all the stores in this sec
ton will close tomorrow afternoon
The base ball players will be
out in force tomorrow afternoon L
the weather is good.
There will be stations of the
cross at st Patrick's church to-mor
row afternoon at 3 o'clock
Frank Sauchelli. brother of Jos
eph Sauchelli of Bank street. who
died a few days ago. arrived in New
York yesterday from Italy. He wa,
sailing for home when his brother
died. Relatives were in New Yori
yesterday to inform him of hi,
brothers death. He Immediately
came to Waterbury.
If Alderman John Malone sue
ceeds in having that sub-station con
structed in Brooklyn, he certainl,
will make big strike with the resi-
dents of this section of the city. Al
though many regarded the pojeci
AS joke, IT looks as though Jane:
S. Elton might convince his fellow
directors that 1t would he good pol
icy TO favor the Brooklynites with
the station.
The following is the musica
programme for last mass at st Pat
rick's church at 1915 on Sunda,
morning: Professional, Christ |;
Risen" Dagget, sanctuary boy choir
"Kyrie," Messe Solennelle, Gounod
Gloria" Messe Solenuelle, Gounod
"Credo." Messe Solennelle, Gounod
"Sanctus." male voices, chant; "Ag
nus Del" Wiedermeyer; occasional
Easter Day." Howard. sanctuar,
boy choir. Soloists, Miss Mary Shan
ahan, Miss Margaret Donahue, Mis-
Katherine Shanahan, Mrs P. +. Bow,
II. Lezotte, J. NJ. DAILY, +. Mathoi
and p. f. Bowe.
IF you want to cure that sprin,
fever get box of sulphur ans
cream of tartar lozenges at Walker,
drug store for 10 cents; they do tn,
work and the formula is no secret
Try it.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-04-16
DURANT AN ACTOR.
Will Appear at jacques Next wcel
in His Own sketch.

Although Harold X. Durant is al
present rather busy finding ont what
his squad does and does not know
about baseball, he will take time Il
play the part of an actor man al
Jacques next week. Mr. Durant vii
appear in his own skit "Tbc Wager
which he wrote some time ago. As
sociated with him will he Miss Jasr-
phine Arthur OF the Albany Stocy
company. said TO be very clever
actress. II is expected that Arthur
Hayes Of this city will take a mino,
part In the sketch. The sketch /.
conferred ON an attempt TO rob tas,
home OF awealthy clubman and Is Saie
to be rather dramatic. Even ihouxf
The sketch goes strong and there II
reason TO believe that il will. Mr. Du.
rant will not seek laureIs in the variety
houses. In all probability he will sci
the sketch TO Miss Arthur who seems
To- think that II is winner. Sevcrs
New York managers will he nj
jacques next week TO witness The
playIet.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-04-16
LOOKED DANGEROUS
Rouse Owned BY A. E. Benson
Damaged BY Fire.

Fire last evening about IL o'clocl
burned the roof Off the house ownet
by A. Il. Benson at 102 Round Hill
street, and it looked for a time a,
though 1t would spread to other
houses in the vicinity which is thick
~ populated. The damage amounted
to about 500. In the opinion of Fire
Chief Snagg 1t was the rain Of yes.
terday which prevented il contiagra
ton. The roofs of the adjoining
houses were wet consequently they
did not ignite when the big sparks
from the Benson house landed OIL
them.
Nathan Gilbert was on his way
home when he noticed small blaze
near the cornice of the Benson house
SO he Immediately pulled Box 2o5I al
the corner of Round Hill and War6
streets. 1t took the wind, which was
in prime condition, no time to in
crease the blaze many hundred fOl6
and before the department arrived the
roof was burning rapidly. SO quick
" did the flames spread that the fire.
men as they were going up North
Main street could see the fire dis.
tinctly.
The first floor of the house, which
is a three tenement dwelling, was oc-
cupied by Frank j. Mrazik They
had to get out quickly but not so fast
as the Nuremberg family above. Nj
Hinenburg was taking bath, so it is
said. when Mr. Gilbert went into his
house to inform him that the place
was on fire. Hinenburg, his wife ano
three children had to move quickly,
The mother and children had to be
awakened but Hinenburg hurried an6
all were out before the water was
turned on the blaze.
For almost an hour the firemen
had to fight the flames which were
driven in all directions by the wind
The sparks fell thick and fast on the
nearby houses but as soon as they
landed, the greater part of them went
out. Many residents in the neighbor-
hood We're greatly worried as their
was threatened by the flying
sparks.
How the fire started is mystery
There was no family living on the
third floor. Moreover Chief Snagg
says he almost certain it could not
have originated from the chimney.
1t might be laid to rats running
across matches.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-04-16
BOARD OF SAFETY
Committee Reported Not 10 Pay
Bill For Defending Chstiield.

Mayor Thoms presided at the meet
ing of the board of safety yesterday
afternoon and Commissioners Spain
and Griffin were absent. Officer
Frank C. Cutting was promoted from
grade B to C. Garrett Moore applied
to be appointed supernumerary
policeman and Charles Gilman petit
toned to be appointed fireman. HIS
application showed that he was both
under age and size. Both were filed.
An application from G. A. Coliey
for a fire alarm box at the corner OF
Colley and West Main streets was
filed also, and bill from DR. Crane
for Sc for attending Captains Heit-
man and Moore when overcome by
smoke at fire on Grand street re-
Gently met the same fate.
M. A. Cavanaugh of engine CENT
pany No was given leave of alb
sence from April % to May 5. 1t
was limited that he intends marry
ing. A recommendation from Chief
Snagg for repairs to the Burton streer
engine house was referred to the
proper committee.
Commissioner Minor who was ap-
pointed committee to inquire into
the bills caused by the inquiry into
the official conduct of Building In
spector A. |. Chatfield, reported thus:
That Thomas w. Walsh's bill for
work $3.50, be paid in
full; that Attorney f. P. Guilfoile's
bill of s270 be reduced to $175 and
paid. Attorney Guilfoile prosecuted
that case-and that Attorney N. r.
Bronson's bill for $3.50 for defend
ing Mr. Chatfield be not paid. This
report was accepted and filed and the
board adjourned.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-04-16
STRUCK IT RICH.

Two Men Get $4,000 From Paris
on Bed Rock.
Seattle, Wash, April ia dis.
patch from Fairbanks, Alaska, to the
Post Intelligencer says that word
has been received there that two
men who made the recent rich strike
on Nolan Creek in Koyukuk have
already PANIED out 100000, and
that they only took the pans from
bed rock, the gravel going to build
up big dump to be washed up in
the spring.
On Wiseman creek a similar wash
has been found and if the men now
at work strike as rich pay as found
on Nolan creek, another big camp
will spring up in Alaska.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-04-16
STERLING GRAY ENAMEL WARE
HEAVY TINWARE

i5-ouart Dish Pans. No S. value
Csc. at -........-....-.-..- 25c
Sssh Boiler, No :. value S1.5O.
~ ri IL
fread Pans value Toe. at ..-..... &c
Round Wash Roller. value Csc.
~ 800. .-..-..-..-. ----.----- 25c
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-04-16

Try a Democrat want ad.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-04-16

II you are looking for boarders,
try the Democrat want advs for re.
suits; 20 words 3 days for 20 cents.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-04-16
wOODENWARE

Glass Wash Boards, value 45e.
At -..,....-.,. 1850, --, 35c
Sleeve Board on stand. value l9c
At -...------.--..------..- 15e
eio'hes Pins- special al dog Ter le
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-12-15
Home

Put a few drops Of oil Of lavender in
bookcases TO prevent mildew on the
books.
Oatmeal put To soak in water The
night before only requires about one
half the tine 10 cook
1t is best not to have carpets on tie
bedroom floors; use rugs instead.
These can easily be cleaned
Celery should lie at least half an
hour in cold water or upon ice before
serving in order to be firm and crisp.
STUFFED olives chopped fine, mixed
with cream cheese and made into balls
are delicious if served with plain
salad
Chicken salad Is delicious If mixed
with small pieces of green pepper and
mayonnaise Press the meat into pep
per cases.
When starohng children's pinafores
add a small piece Of sugar to The
boiled starch This will make them
iron more easily. and leave a beautiful
gloss on them
Stockings should not be washed in
the same water which has been used
IN washing white clothes, as they are
apt in that case to become covered
with lint
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-12-15
Fortune

III fortune never crushed that man
shom good fortune deceived not I
therefore have counseled my friends
never to trust to her fairer side.
though she seemed to make peace
with them; but to place all things
she gave them so as she might ask
them again without their trouble.
she might take them from them, not
pull them; to keep always a distance
between her and themselves. lie
knows not his own strength that hath
not met adversely. Heaven prepares
good men with crosses but no IN can
happen TO good man Contraries
are not mixed. Yet that which hap.
pens To- any man may to every man
But ~ is In his reason what he &C.
counts n and will make it-Ben
Jonson
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-12-15
Eor eood speakInn voIos.

Don't contract the throat when
speaking Try to keep It free, the
cords flexible and easy to manage.
Don't forget that it is worth practicng
in the priyayy of ones room 20 learn
the natural register the tones in
which the voice works best by these
exercises there is not the slightest
danger of becoming declamatory A
ieciamatory style of conversation IS a
horror but much will be gained II
one tries the experiment OF making o
tone reach the next room without
raising the pitch Of the voice This
means deep breathing chest expan-
sion and head held erect Without
these three it is impossible to have
a good speaking yoicea fact worth
remembering
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-12-15
chearfulnssa Of Ennllahmen.

II you ask any intelligent foreigner
what his chief imppes ion Of England
Is he win invariably reply the cheer
fulness of the English II any proof
were needed Of the prevalent gloom it
would surely be found in the aston
ishment which the few remaining
cheerful people cause and the amazing
popularity they enjoy Our sunny
friends and acquaintances can be
counted on our fingers; our dismal
ones are all around us. A really
cheerful Englishman is such a phe-
nomenon that everybody asks his
wife II he is always like that" and
refuses to believe her when she an.
swers in the afirmatiye.--Lady Cor
don
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-12-15
charIes I.s cloak.

The mayor aud corporation OF
Shrewsbury England. have recently
had presented tt hem the scarlet
cloak which was worn by Charles L.
on the scaduld az Whitehall. The
cloak was secured 10y William Wal
cot who was page Of honor to the
unhappy monarch and who was In at
tendance on the king at the time OF
his execution. The garment has been
In The possession of the Walcot mmil
Tor $50 years. aud was exhibited at the
Society Of Antiquities In 1861 II is
In a splendid state OF preservation.
and, the Walcot family having present.
cd Il to the Shrewsbury town council.
Il Is now on view In the town museum
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-12-15
IL nsau,u Only skin peepl

Beauty IS only skin deep. but the
forces that create beauty are as deep
az the fountain from which they How
when the blood Is discharged with
impurities beauty disappears, when
the blood is pure beauty blossoms IN
face and form. Rydale's Liver Tab
lets keeps the liver healthy ana the
bowels regular. prevents the blood be
coming ladcned with bile and waste
matter. makes the skin clear. eyes
bright and beauty more than SKIN
decp Shurtlen Pharmacy.