The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-01-10
Of current eVents. .

i AAHHAta AAN A#fAAiNAAMAAN DOMINATION
with a hammer, 10 see u there Is any
place where he could nail Il down
Money vii continue shy. rising out
Of range and aYing eight miles. Mr..
lawson vii pat bis mask on and 20
back into the game. Jobs will con
tinue 10 run when they see you com.
ing, and soms time during the month
Mr. Morgan vill decide whether he
has all The money he wants nov. or
Il he oil continue the paric.
After the Goth ve shall be under
the infuenc Of Acqaarius the water
Garner. the eleventh sign Of the 20
diac. Under tha favorable sign.
Prohibition vill establish about eigh-
~ more storm centefs. booze vill run
another mile 10 nothing south Of the
Mason & Dixon line. and Carrie Ma
ton vii work viih a haiehei 10 each
hand. To quote an on oi'hs Ok
lahoma desert.
mush uttis taf.room.
Tons guu cry
nouu h. q drugstore
ny aud 10.
January vas named after Janus
Biifons. known as "TWo-Faccd IAN
"a" Tie vas the originator OF what
is knova as "the politicians life
saver A wave OF prohibition vas
sweeping Rome. and Biffons. a can
didate for the Senate. had 10 declare
himsen one vay or the other 10 every
third man be met. Bot be vas a
foxy Dago. and when be vas asked,
"Do you drink. Biir7nsi' he would
slyly ask Ia return. els this an invi-
taiipn, or DO you just want 20 know
Rome had a gate named for anus.
Il led from the Palaiine 10 the Quiri-
nal Hill. and vas closed only when
Rome vas az Peace With the world.
This occurred but four times under
Numa. Augustus Caesar and Vespa-
tain. and after the drsi Punic War.
Julis Caesef Kept the gate open vid
er than anybody. Just 10 satisfy
himself that no other Roman had ever
had anything on him IN this respect.
he once drove twenty loads Of hay
through the gate abreast. as agains
a record OF fourteen loads Caesar
vas a grea, Joker. and bis fayofi,e
pun vas made at his gate. Riding
through when the sun vas setting.
he pointed al the sunset with one
hand and al the passing railroad
construction crew With the other,
and exclaimed 10 his lieuteEants,
Behold. the day goes -
Another yrar .mark wsll che rhyme
Iias ioiuei che Hot 90 Fathcr Time.
few more solid hanks vii hurst
To many trusting ono 4 DISGUST.
Tho widow recently heren
VIII pop the question riEht and ienn.
And iuckiess man - Leap ear butt
VII scramble Tor thc tall uucut.
The sport in Congress vill consist
OF battles with the honey fist, the
gentleman Missouri bred will call
some one a noble head they'll
elinoh and bite each others cheek,
the frightened galleries will shrek.
the Speaker will get out a gun. the
man from Arkansas will run, the
sergeant will bolt through a door,
the fight will spread upon the hool,
the clerk well climb the chaplain s
back, and the air will sound With
Bin and Whack. the War Depart
ment will turn out. the Senate will
get 10 the bout. and Fairbanks with
triumphant cry. will black Ben til.
man other eye the President will
get his hat his boxing gloves and
irusty bat. and will eKclaim on COM
ing back, "All's quiet on the 20 to
mack -
After that We shall have very
pleasant weather. The moon will
te full on the 18th. and persons We
never heard OF will be mentioned for
vice president. The Fish-Harriman
FIGHT will 20 into the tenth rouRd,
and Mr.. Fish will complain to The
Hague tribunal that Mr.. Harahan Is
using knucks. Genral Funston, on
guard at Goldheld, will appeal to
Secretary Metcalf 10 transfer him to
Washington, where the fighting Is
going on Christmas presents vail be
exchanged for something you want
and Japan, hearing that the heet Is
10 keep right on across the Pacihe'