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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

ONE SINGER SEWING MACHINE, $40:
all makes OF sewing machines re-
:, paired promptly and work guaran-
teed. Phone 1445. c. B. coon.
904 East Broad.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE. 100 SEWING MACHINES
at .l4.es each, including attach
written guarantee with each: may
be returned and money refunded II
not satisfactory. See them at our
salesroom. South Thirteenth street.
SPOTLESS CO., INC.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22
OSTRICH FEATHERS.
HARDWARE. Eric
sl.25 A PAIR.
Rottres.

WE HAVE AN EXPERT MAN WHO
does frst-class repair work on tvne.
writer's. iron safes. cash registers
sewing machines; clean bank vaults
and locks, sharpen scissors and ut
Keys. rebrown and blue guns, fit sin
gle triggers and automatic electors
on guns, and any kind of work in
this line In most scientific manner
HARRIS. FLIPPEN & CO., 1919 East
Main Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22
FENCE AT &C. YARD.

WE SELL GOOD FENCE FOR
your flowers, chickens or other uses
at SC. yard It's guaranteed and
strong: easy to put up. WAUGH
ANS, East Broad. nearly opposite
Cohen Co,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE OR RENT. 2115 IVY AVE
nue., ten rooms, basement and attic
barns and sheds. large and deep lot
Apply at the above address.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE, BARRED PLYMOUTH
Rock eggs. 81 per setting; fifteen.
Address G. z. HENING, 324 West
& Main Street, city.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

DOUBLE SEATED SURREY IN. FIRST
class order; price $50; can be seen
at L. w. BATES'S Stables, Twentieth
and Franklin Streets.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

c. M. SHEPHERD, sos EAST LEIGH.
is making models. special tools and
dies; building vehicles or marine
CINE trouble. phone 6132.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

WE POSITIVELY HAVE NO AGENTS
therefore save you agents commits
sion on Standard light running, ro-
tary shuttle sewing machines. JUR-
GEMS. Adams and Broad.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

A e5-HoRsE POWER RETURN TUBU-
lar portable boiler, with Sxlo engine
mounted; fine condition; can be seen
running daily at factory. 7. K. WILL
LARD, Columbia Va
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22
Mllinerp.

BEFORE BUYlNCf YOUR EASTER
hat; be sure To call and see what
selection we have, and the money
you can save, CLARK'S MILLI-i
NERN, 2a0 East Broad.
A. GRAND DISPLAY oE PATTERN
hats will take place at my millinery
parlors this Monday and Tuesday,
March 2Sd and 24th. Mrs. CELIA
t<ASS, 607 East Broad Street. Phone
~lS6I,
Other Want Ads. on Page z
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE. CHEAP, FOR QUICK
top buggy; can be seen at Montrose
Farm. Government Road, or adj
dress THOMAS II. lTARRAND, Station
z city
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FARM 81 ACRES. GOOD FOUR ROOM
house, stable and other outbuildings,
son e. GAEDE, 1899 East Main
Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22
"sTAINs FOR FLOORS"
HAT REPAIRING.
u CAN

SKATE ALL YOU WANT TO" WE
sell roller skates. the $3.50 kind.
for SIPS; steel rollers and ad-
Unstable. VAUGHAN'S. East
Broad. nearly opposite Cohen Co.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

STORAGE SPACE, CONVENIENT AND
accessible for heavy machinery Or
bulky equipment; reasonable rates;
protection. Apply THOS. ARM
STRONG IL South Twelfth street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

GREATER NORFOLK REAL ESTATE
is the best in the cou try, and we
have the best proposition in Great
er Norfolk. Good agents wanted in
every city and town. PRENTIS
PARK CORPORATION. Norfolk, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

WE'RE ALWAYS BUSY, BUT WILL
fill your orders promptly. We de-
liver in city and suburbs and ship
anywhere to outside points. Write
or phone your orders and We'll do
the rest. Our new store open sat
urdays until p. NJ. PHIL Il. KEEL
LY CO. l4l3 East Main.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE, OUR STOCK OF. BUGGIES.
surries and wagons are Offered at
reduced prices this week. A MEY-
ER'S SONS. 40 South Eighth Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

YOU WANT THE BEST DYEING. THE
best cleaning, the best carpet clean
ing, the best carpet dyeing; all to
be had at Mrs. A. ]. PYLE'S, 315
North Fifth Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

large barn. right In small village,
first-class location for blacksmith or
wagon maker, | IL miles from rail-
road; $3.50. BERGH'S SON & GAF,D T,
1889 East Main Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

PHOTO STUDIO IN VIRGINIA CITY,
we'll equipped and doing good
business. For particulars address l.
1868, care Times Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE, GROCERY STORE WITH
good stock, doing good business, with
living room connected; rent reason
able. Address + Sic, care Times
Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

SECOND HAND ENGINES AND BOIL
ers from to 100-horsepower; all
guaranteed. l. BLUFORD & CO.,
1887 East Cary.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR RGNr SGX-ROOM FLAT, CEN
trally located. & Sl4, care Times
Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

IF YOU HAVE FIVE OR TEN ACRES
near city convenient to car, we have
proposition for YOU, See AND EN-
SON REAL. ESTATE AND LAW Co,
Eleventh Main.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

WANTED, TO BUY FOR CASH y
house on Grace Street east of SeE-
enth; state price. Address Is 30
care Time-Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

HURRY AND BUY oNE-SEND 25
cents Tor the Life OF Leo. &; Thur
story OF his criss-cross career; Sc
erets of his LIES tragedies laid bare
by his own pen. win hang within
few days. Address j.. o. ABER-
7 NETHY 4 CO., Norfolk, Va, Box 23J.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

ARE YOU MAKING MONEY ON A
salary? Nice stock OF up-to date
merchandise and store house for sale
that You can be independents. Ad-
dress 800, care Times Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

house. No. 1903 West Grace street,
eleven rooms; flrst-class condition;
one square from the car line. Apply
at the above number, or to j..
THOMPSON BROWN & co.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

CAN REMOVE WARTS AND MOLES
without medical or surgical methods.
call phone 1915; hours from . to =
r. M.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE, ELEGANT HOME IN
Highland Park, on car line; all inn
provements; seven rooms, reception
hall, bath. cellar, windmill, 70xl4O.
$500. Address ID 1873, care Times
Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE. VICTOR TALKING MA :
chine. 100 records and cabinet IN
good order. cheap for cash. Phone
%40a Address 223 North Twenty
fifth.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

LET US CLEAN YOUR WINDOWS.
NATIONAL WINDOW CLEANING
Co, 1912 East Main Street. Phone
3l45.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

IF YOU WANT 5s FEET ON DooLEY
Avenue, between Main and Cary. at
$3.50 per foot. see ANDERSON REAL
ESTATE AND LAW COMPANY.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

THE CAMERON" STEEL RANGE IS
the one by which all other ranges
are Judged: why not get the best
and original Buy it from your
dealer
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR RENT. STORE AND WARE
house, los Virginia street. with
track facilities; rent reasonable and
possesslon May list Apply THOs,
ARMSTRONG;, II South Twelfth
Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22
w An! its w. a mt S
Real estate for Atnt.

FOR RENT. THE NEW VIRGINIA
Ray Hotel, Ocean View Va: 100
rooms. furnished complete. modern
couveniences; hest location on thu
beach. Address SECRETARY, vtr,
ginia Bay Corporation, 25 Chamber.
laine Building, Norfolk, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

fountaln eight syrups. two mineral
water faucets and carbonater good
conditions; great bargain to quick,
purchaser. Address ARTHUR &
RICHARDSON, Lynch station, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

ON ACCOUNT OF GOING TO MY
country home April LIST. will sell all
my antique furniture at reduced
price. They must be sold, as ! have
rented my house. Mrs. C. W. CAMP
BELL, III North Eighth Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

TWO ATTRACTIVE BRICK HOUSES
on South Second Street at $1,000;
rent at $3.50 a year. MEREDITH q
COOKE, Box SS3.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE. ONE LARGE HILLS
refrigerator good condition. Apply
3lS West Main Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

ART1CHOKEs THE
best hog feed in the world; VIII pro-
duce three to four hundred bushels
to the acre; 81 per bushel; plant
in March or April. Address ARTl-
CHOKE, care tho Geo. a. Hundley
Co, Inc, 54 East Broad Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR RENT, GOOD STORE ROOM, 20
by 90 feet, opposite sweet GhalN
beate Springs Hotel Good trade
throughout the year Rent reasonahle
TO good parry. Address THE SWE E'f
CAALBEATE SPRINGS CO, INC
BY II. II. Enkle, President,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

JUST RECEIVED A CAR LOAD OF
vehicles, which 1 would like to dis
pose of. Come and get bargain.
Buggies. Surveys, runabounts and
phaetons. r. II. DUKE & Co, s04
Brook Avenue. Phone 1884.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE. SEVEN ROOM BARTON
Heights house; $1,000 cash. balance
to suit purchaser. Address u zee.
care Times-Dispatch
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE, CHEAP. LAUNCH IN
good condition, Address Q 1875, care
Times-Dspatch. ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

1 HAVE A FINE COUNTRY STORE
for sale or rent. Best location in
state for hustler. Apply No. 999,
care Times Dispa tch
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR RENT, a SIN ROOM HOUSE
With hot and cold water. AL South
Laurel street Apply 2oi South Pine
street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

WANTED, TO SELL. A MANURE
spreader good as new. Address *
333, care Times-Dispatcl. $50
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FLAT or THREE ROOMS, NEWLY
papered, cheap rent, to good tenant.
TO2 North Fourth Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

THE CHEsTERFIELD, TWO ROOMS
and bath, all outside rooms Apply
GA, The Chesterfield
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22
Antices.

LET US REPAIR THE OLD PUMP OR
sell you new one. LOUIS ".
BREWER, 3 South Fifteenth.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE, FARM IMPLEMENTS Of
all sorts at Bellevue Park, Herm-
tage Road. For prices address Box
Ala. or IA North Seventh.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE, FIVE MULES. ONE MARE,
two two-year-old colts and one
7A7 Erie steam engine, in good or
der. Address or call on RICHARD
EPPES. City Point, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

NINE ROOM HOUSE, 11l4 WEST AVE-
nue., for rent; hot water heating. cleo
trio lights and gas: mantels, fix
lures, papering and appointments
specially selected; rent moderate;
tenant going out of town unusual
opportunities, Phone 6l02, Adams. or
apply on premises or sutton & Co.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR RENT, MADISON FLAT NO. |;
immediate possession, five rooms, be-
sides Kitchen and bath,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

THE CALVERT RYE wHISKEY THAT
is old, mild and rich in medicinal
qualities; 81 per full quart: bottled
at the distillery. THE GEORGE A:
Store. George Med. Blake, Secretary
and Manager. 514 East Broad Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

| AM GOING IN THE MANUFACTURE
ing business, and Will sell my stock
of merchandise at cost, and rent you
house. Invest $500 and get the best.
Apply 20 800, care Times Dispatch,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

KAENlPFS is A STYLISH CANDY. TT
changes with the seasons. ITO Nortl,
Ninth Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR RENT. FLAT OVER 1910 WEST
Broad, WOODWARD g. SON, Ninth
and Arch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE, MOVING PICTURE BUSl-
ness and outfit; one of the best; q
great opportunity; or will sell half
interest. Address A. j. STEWART,
Newport News, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22
FOR PUMP REPAIRING AND PLUMB
ing. LOUIS L. BREWER, telephone


SUITS SECURED AND PRESSED, 75C
at GILES. Phone 4S62
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

SKATES. AoC. TO $500, PARTS or
all kinds and repairing of same
TOMPKINS l07 West Broad
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FLAT FOR RENT FIVE ROOMS. CEN
trally located, modern: $l2 per month.
Apply 6Oi East Main street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

EDISON MOVING PICTURE OUTFIT,
4 complete, MUS slides, ETC.: electric
and lime burner ToAlt'NiNS 2O1
West Broad,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

WANTED. LOT 60 FEET ON FLOYD
Avenue must be reasonable. A23 =
North Sixth street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FORTY DEER FOR SALE AT FOR
EST LODGE, Glen Allen. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FARMS AND TIMBER LANDS AT
lowest prices on easy terms; creates,
bargains in Virginia. Write for cat
alogue. Address j, r, ELAN. Char
louisville. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

4 SMALL FAMILY WOULD LIKE TO
rent house furnished for the sum
mer month, suburban house prefer
red. Address b. Pr Box $50. city.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

TO SELL FOR WANT OF
use one good work horse. Apply at
coal yard. l0l2 West Broad
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE, ONT, PAIR METAL WAC
on wheels, one siNty-egg incubator
condition, cheap. Apply Al North
Twenty fifth Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FOR SALE, ONE BAY HORSE, l,40O;
also some farm horses and one surry,
one Dayton, one transfer Wagon. all
lust as good as new; can be seen
at ELBA BOARDING STABLE. 2O3
North Relyidere.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

FLAT OF FOlii, ROOMS AND BATH,
for rent; terms reasonable. Apply
an South Fourth.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

HIGH SINGING CANARY BIRDS
goldfish. fish food aud globes. CIT
Main.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-03-22

NICE EIGHT ROOM COTTAGE IN
the beautiful village of Bon AIT,
only eight miles out. r o. Box sol,
Richmond,
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06
Caught His Whiskers in the Safe.

In locking his safe last night
prior to his going home for sup
per, George Edgemont, a paper
hanger, who lives at Jefferson
street and Hermitage lane, Mana
yunk, shut the safe door upon
his flowing whiskers and was held
prisoner until released by his
daughter.
Edgemant had been out collect
ing bills during the day. Re-
turning. to his Office he opened
his SAT, and placed the money
in it. He then threw the door
shut, catching the end of his
beard in the door. In the excite
ment incident to his odd predica-
nent he forgot the combination
and SO could not release himself
With his chain resting on a safe
he was discovered about an hour
after the accident by his daugh-
ter, who came to find what de-
layed the father. The safe was
finally broken open by a lock
smith.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06
The TWo
Gardens

1t was autumn time and hope
was dead.
He sat in the silence of his
lonely chamber and the shadow
of a tragedy was on his brow.
The gas jet Jared dismally above
him. BY its Pickering light he
read the inscription OH letter
which he drew tenderly from his
pocket. She had written it that
morning. Only the evening be-
fore they had concluded that it
would be best for them to live
in the future as strangers. Life
long friends, and once-while low
ers, even after they became man
and wife, they realized that it
must be best for them to live
apart, for they had reached the
parting Of the way.
He had not realized how dear
she was to him until after it was
all over and she had gone away.
Yes, it was all over now The
farewells had been spoken and
the tears had been shed. To-day
her letter had come. He held it
caressingly, and a tender smile
lightel up his rugged features. He
wondered what afterthoughts she
had jotted down ior him.
Then fierce CLEAN came into
his eyes. He crumpled the let
ter between his hands and tossed
it from him. He wanted the au-
thor of the missive-he did not
want the words She had penne:l.
There was an ache in his throat
and weight within his chest.
His arms were empty, empty. and
he longed for her tonight.
But 1t was autumn time and
hope was dead The man was
in Gcthsemanc.
lie returned the next evening
from a weary day OF toll 1t had
been a day Of black,less and un-
rest. With heavy heart he en-
tered his home. She was wait
ing for him just inside the door.
After ALL She said, Il could
not leave you, dear. The world
is big and lonesome, and | need
you with me all the time. |
wrote and told you yesterday,
but | had to come and see you
now. You see, | claim a woman 5
right to speak the last word"
I'VE. were mistaken, love- he
whispered, ''because for those
who are truly welded there can
be no parting Of the way. We
never must misunderstood each
other any more.
They picked up the crun1pled
letter and read it together. Life
was aglow with promise for
them, and both were deliciously
| content.
Springtime had returned, and
everywhere earth was a garden.
For the man and woman had de-
fed the angel with the flaming
sword, and were once more in
Eden.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06

The Mill Song
Five ;llk
10 hse water
RriIfe ty
The Laughter.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06
Wants Whisky in His Grave.

Phineas G. Wright has had his
gave reopened at Putnam to
place case of whisky beside the
coffin, which has been in the grave
more than year waiting for
Wright's occupancy. He is sew
enty-five years old. Several years
ago Wright caused granite
block to be placed over the grave
With his bust carved on it. The
cut OF the whiskers did not please
him, and he caused the sculptor
to trim the stone enough toscon-
form to his hirsute adornment
The inscription below the name
reads: Going, but know not
where"
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06
GET THE BUSINESS
Newspaper Advertising to Defeat
Mail Order Competition

The newspapers of Holton are
among the best patronized by home
merchants of any in the state.
They are going after the mail order
houses without directly calling at
tention to this fact. The business
men literally take space and persis-
tently use the columns of their
newspapers and are enjoying the
best business experienced in years.
The Holton Recorder of last week
says: LAS a matter of fact, the
business men of Holton are fight
ing the mail order houses in an
intelligent and effective manner.
Their weapons consist of clean and
we'll kept stores, alert and / &C
commodating clerks, complete and
up to date stocks, reasonable prices
and intelligent and persistent ad-
vertising in the local papers. -
Senaca Tribune.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06
Caught a 7oo-Pound Fish.

a sea monster weighing 700
pounds was caught in net at
Gig Harbor by Anton Berry and
his crew Of six fishermen. 1t re-
CURED their combined efforts to
land the hideous animal, which
has ugly eyes, large, cruel
mouth, two strong looking prongs
in the head, an enormous oval
body and two fin-like propellers.
Tie flesh resembles wax In
some ways the monster looks like
a gigantic snake, but it is a puzzle
to all the fishermen.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06
DON'T SMOKE

Several of the players III the
local high school foot ball team
have been persuaded to promise to
refrain from smoking cigarettes
during the football season. What
a pity that any boy whose parents
are trying to give him good edu-
cation. should injure mind and
body by smoking during his high
school days. When he gains his
majority is time enough to begin
the expensive, filthy and absolute
ly worthless habit of smoking.
Cut it out boys, it retards your
progress in school and will keep
you from being the man which
you ought to be. Ten years from
now you will marvel that you
could think of so injuring your
prospects in life and regret it for
the rest of your days.
You owe 1t to your parents who
are educating you, to the tax pay
ers of this community who are pay
ing their money every year to pro.
vide you schooling, to yourself
you owe it to cut out the penicious
habit of smoking. Cut it out dur.
ing football season and all time
until you reach years of discretion
then, maybe, a kindly providence
will provide you with good sense
enough to cut it out forever, THE
Anoke Herald.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06
Creative.

Is certain man, coming from
abroad, was taken up by the
smart set.
y Well make a lion Of him.
quoth they, for the distinction
he will thereupon reflect upon
us. s3
But the man was too little. It
takes considerable material to
make a lion.
Then Wen make a monkey 81
him. saii the smart set, deter
mined to have some exercise for
their creative genius. II
Nor was the world necessarily
/ the worse of. For, after all, it
ITS the contribution TO the gayety
.of nations that is especially need
ed Puck.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06
Fanciful Finance.

Haven't you loaned that De
Broke a good deal Of money 3
mo. Ivelet him have a NUM-
5ber&of small sums"
Knowing his reputation. why
did you give him that last hyeY
Il was this way He said if
slet him have Sit@ he'd pay me
something on what he already
owed me. i.s
Well r.
$50 let him have the Ave and
he paid me ST on account. 'Sgg
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06
.'FrankI1eSS.

Jud ire you the defendant
lin this case
linele Rastus No, sab. All
done hired a laWp fo' 70 dc NAH
sdefenSlin Mis- de man wat done
stole de- t,1ckeys, sab.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06

An Attractive advertisement.
a Weait by and elderly bachelor
desires a wife. The advertiser
has been reiected BY three lie IN.
sslirat, e cont llaIi lies.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06
Consoling.

DOR John EIe was kind
and forbearing husband, sobbed
the widow on her return from the
funeral es, said a syrnpa-
tllizsng neighbour but its all for
You must try and COM
fort yourself my dear, with the
thought that your husband is at
peace at last
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-11-06

The whole bunch smokes ts,s
s.iiuncb. y Tire hest can't cigar.