The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-06-17
HUHOp or THE DAY

HVAOR OF THE Day Il
wilns-wha. is rsformsr. pat
market.-Iife.
Pig Pisotts:-I've got my eyes on a nice little
Piggy-.You've got sty in your eye. 70
to speak.-Life.
Conley (reading paper in Feeney's sa-
loon)-What's a dead reckonin', Dinny
Feeney-The bar bill iv $3.50 have agin
yer late brother Mike.-Puck.
The editor Of a humorous publication
has to be familiar with all the old Jokes.
Jokes upon him. I s'pose?"-Louisvills
Courier-Journal.
But remember. my dear. that you and
She looked at him scornfu1ly. One
the one and you are the cipher. "-Cleve-
land P1ain-Dealer.
the sentimenta1ist.
NO" answered the man who is stern
And the same time that 1py fa sap DOESN'T
Seng ns sSasfs Is ss4 by
try follow the hounds at all, Miss Pep
prey?" asked the visiting British noble
nor replied Miss Pepprey. "the hounds
usually follow the leisure class here. We
a ncv t5y to keep the hoboes on the
II tell you,'' said the promoter. that
mine can be made to give up money"
holder about the 'o ocers Of the
company ?"-Washington, Star.
oldschool (pompously).. oratory. sir. par
Yo%nsSood dt rrev ena especial
~ if 1t is hot-air Observation-Disclosures Amer
lean.
Coakley-There's nothing like plenty Of
Joakley-But there's skorcher. The more
exercise he takes the more he runs into
flesh
Coakley-what exercise does he take7-
Joakley-Motoring.- Philadelphia Press.
IT beg pardon" said the new arrival
but 1t seems to me that 1t is excessively
"Eh; What snortsd Satan, EVIDENTLY
quite so. but there's such a thing as
| OVERRIDING it."-Baltimore American,
why don't you like him?"
IT don't know; there is always some
L
He does smoke rotten cigars; that's
a fact."-Houston Post.
what is heredity?'
| Blaming it on the nkey."-Judse.
| First Broker-Hard times.
| Second Broker-Yes; my golf score il
the only thing that doesn't go down.
| Harper's Bazar.
Nell-Chollie saphedde looks worried.
| Believes. if one didn't know him SO
we'll one might think he had something
on his mind.-Phfladelphia Record.
did you say the prisoner hit the plain
tn ], between the court house and postOf-
NO. I didn't, I said he hit him be-
But cried Miss woody. Indignantly.
''since / declare to you that the joke is
eriEi FINAL. with b. me- isn't it impudent Of you
Not at ALL" replied Mr. Chesterfield; II
should be still more irnpudent and uneal-
liant to believe you that old."-Phi1adel-
IT can promise you that IL you take SER
vice with me you will be treated as one Of
That's what the lady It the las. place
sn me it n seven pSss
lived there. mae m."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
at think it's just splendid that Bryan's
daughter is going on the stump
| wear."-Philadelphia Ledger.
my wife made an engagement for me
to dine at the Bings. I forgot and went
"Catch anything?'
Not until I got home."-C1eveland
Plain Dealer.
ct love my love in the spring time, 80
warbled the poet.
SOP
i Eyes: it's cheaper then. Oysters are oy<
of season. flowers grow wild. and the The
aters are running popu1ar-prfced Stock
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Hell like the English method Of SPELL
she-And why. pray?
He-Well. take 'parlour." for example:
having "u'' in 1t makes all the difference
Church-Did you ever try any Of these
"close to nature methodS7
Gotham-Well. I've used Z porous plas-
ter.-Yonkers Statesman.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
tFrom the Chicago News.1
Half a loaf is better than a loafer.
| Don't be a growler-that's a trait
commonly found in dogs.
Il A railway man says the block system
. is a signal success.
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