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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
TURNING OF THE WORM.
His Plain, Blunt, Straight to the Point
Talk to His Wife

Talk to His Wife
"Mrs. Lambert, I think we will have
to cut down expenses" remarked Mr..
Lambert timidly.
To his intense surprise she made no
reply. Then he grew holder.
And l am certainly of the opinion
that you are spending too much money
on gowns and hats"
Again no answer. His bravery jump
ed up another notch.
"And, Mrs. Lambert, I must say fur
thermore that we will have no more
teas or receptions"
Silence. Mr.. Lambert grows daring,
courageous.
1T Is simply an ontrn sc the WY yow
lavishly expend my hard earned 0
ey. You have no consideration and al
low your extravagant ideas to carry you
Off your feet. Do you realize that we
are living beyond our meansf"
No answer.
do you know that | am making
500 a month and you are deliberately
spending $20O2 Can't you see the fam
uy Is DOuuQ W iduu III TIC pOOEh OuSct
Silence. Mr.. Lambert's fortitude is
unbounded.
81 have stood your impositions long
enough, Mrs. Lambert. Do you under
stand? You have henpecked me until
life Is now unbearable. Now I intend
to take hold Of the reins. 1 will
age affairs and you will obey"
There was a sudden crash, then a
yell. Mr.. Lamberts head came into
contact with the bedpost as Mrs. Lam
bert shook him ~furiousfy, and she ex-
claimed:
Cant you keep your mouth shut
when you are asleep? What IN the
world are you dreaming about any
way? 1t Is simply barbarous the way
you disturb my rest after l work so
hard all day keeping the house In or
der. And you know I am worn out
from tea this afternoon, yet
And Lambert realized it was all a
dream and began nursing the slowly
swelling bump IN his head.-Bohemian
Magazine.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
The Coming Parade

The Allied Merchants League, which
has the promotion of the regular an
nual industrial parade in hand, met
at the Wildwood borough hall, on
Wednesday evening last, when very
encouraging reports were received
from the various committees, showing
the progress that is being made. All
sections of the island are taking great
interest in the preparations for the an
nual display, and the present indicat-
ions are that this will be one of the
most interesting and successful events
that has taken place here this season.
Handsome prizes will be awarded to
those making the finest displays in the
various classes, which will be divided
as follows:
Best municipal float,
The best exhibit,
The best lodge float,
The most beautiful float,
The best decorated automobile,
The best decorated hotel bus,
The best decorated business wagon,
The best decorated fire company dis
play,
The best decorated association or club
float,
The best charater float,
The most comical marching club,
The best business display,
The best display of fishing industry.
The next meeting of the League will
he held on Monday evening next,
August nth, at 8 O'clock in the Angle
yea borough hall, and every person on
the island that is interested in the
welfare of the island, and the success
of n of the principal of the seasons
events, is urgently requested to be
present.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
Tax Notice

Under the present law the Collector must
enforce, by advertisement and sale, payment
of all taxes on real estate for the year 1907 re-
manning unpaid on July l, 1908. The adver-
tised delinquent list will therefore be pub
lished in accordance with the law. At the
same time will be published the names and
amounts due of the poll and personal tax of
1908, remaining unpaid at that date. To avoid
the cost and publicity of advertising pay
ment should be made by August 20, 1908.
JED DUBOIS,
COlleot0r
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
unkind Deduction.

Mrs. BENJAMIN. going to give a
big party on my birthday. Benham-
Who will be invited? Mrs. Benham-
Just my friends. Benham-I thought
you said that you were going to give
4 big party.-New York Press.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
An Old Timar.

ST guess that Tom over there is pref
ty DID," remarked the young Tomcat.
"I should say" replied the other.
why, he claims that once In his youth
he actually saw a bootjack."-Phtla-
delphia Press.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
One Advantaoa.

"What do you think OF this idea of
having dogs for caddies7" asked the
old golfer.
TITS a good idea," replied the begin
ner. "The dogs can't laugh at your
London Standard.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07

Chapleigh-I say, druggist can you
me something to-awN
bwighten ms up, doncher knowf Drug
gist-You're in the wrong place, young
nan This is a drug store, not a night
school.-Chicago News.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
Near There Now.

She-They say Tom Swift is going
to the bad. He-He'i have a short
journey.-Pick-Me-Up.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07

The following summer schedule is
in effect at the Holly Beach post
Office.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07

Philosophy when specifically stud
he'd excites doubt; when thoroughly ex-
plored, 1t dispels it.-Bacon.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
Marine National Bank
RESOURCES.

at Wildwood, N. j., in the State OF New Jer-
sey, at the close of business July l6, 1908:
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
Dog Proclamation

1, by virtue OF the authority vested in me
and by advice and direction of the Wildwood
borough Council, DO hereby issue proclama-
ton that all dogs, male or female, found rum
ming at large within the limits of the Borough
between the first day of july A. D., 1905,
and the first day of October, A.. ID. 1905,
Will be killed and destroyed, except such ami
or leather muzzle securely fastened so as to
completely prevent the animals from biting,
as required by Ordinance No. II. Provided
always that nothing in this proclamation
shall apply to dog or dogs of any %non-resi.
dent passing through the borough accompa-
MED by the owner or owners of such dog or
dogs.
Given under my hand and the seal of the
Borough of Wildwood this 25th day of June,
A. ID. 1908.
LATIMER r. BAKER, Mayor.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
Announcement

l will hold my sixth annual combi-
nation auction sale of seashore real es-
tate at Wildwood on Monday, August
18th, 1908. If you want to make q
quick sale, enter your property early.
Entries close August l. If you want
an investment, cottage, home or busi-
ness proposition send address for cata-
log which will be mailed as soon as
issued. JOHN A. ACKLEY,
the Auctioneer and Appraiser,
POI w. Glenwood Avenue,
Wildwood, N. j.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07
SO Cents for All Day

Boats with bait, lines, ETC., to hire at
Ottens' Harbor. t
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-08-07

You can get souvenirs of all kinds,
Japanese goods and post cards, whole
sale and retail, at r. w. Ryan's Japan
ese Bazaar. \
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Heroic Deed "Fair Decent"

One of the Carnegie hero commits
sioners now In New York recently
made a visit to Canada to investigate
the story of Sandy Ferguson. He
learned that Sandy had jumped into a
river filled with floating ice, swan a
hundred yards, rescued a drowning
boy and after great struggle got him
to shore. AS a result of his cold
plunge Sandy was stricken with pneu-
monia and for a long time lowered
between life and death. In the course
of his investigation the hero commits
sioner visited DR.. Cameron, who had
attended Sandy during his illness, and
from him heard the story In all its
details. do you think Mr.. Ferguson
performed a really heroic act?" the
commissioner inquired of the doctor
Il kinna say" said the doctor. Then
after a pause: But it was fair decent
o. Sandy"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Great Water Power In Brazil.

Consul George A. Chamberlain of
Pernambuco sends comprehensive
description Of the Paulo Alfonso fails
and the San Francisco river. situated
in that part of Brazil. The falls are
230 miles from either Pernambuco,
which has a population of 100000, or
Bahia, with 100000 people. The aver
age volume of the river is 1000 cubic
meters Zone cubic meter-35.316 cubic
feet per second. and between Jatoba
and Piranhas, a distance of about 65
miles, the fall is 756 feet, 400 Of which
takes place in the rapids, extending
about Is miles. This vast undeveloped
water power will become in time the
nucleus Of a great industrial circle. A
new cotton mill is being erected near
Penedo, and there are a few other
small factories using this power, but
these little establishments are almost
nothing compared to the industries
which the great river should foster.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Mauy Cattle Die.

Farmers ia Fayette and adloln-
ing counties report that cattle are
dying by the dozens of clover bicat-
Tie i ease IS due to eating excess
lively of white cloyer. which Is said
to be quite luxuriant this spring
owing to the continuous rains
The clover generates a gas IN the
stomach Of the animals and they
swell up and suffer horrible agony
Instead OF opening their mouths
they close them tightly. as if at
fiicted with lockjaw. which aggra-
Yates the attack and they soon die
of what may be termed acute gss-
tritis. If as soon as the animal L
discovered to be suffering tst
mouth is opened by means of a
forkad stick or some such cOntrlv-
ance. and the animal is drenchec
with soda and water. in nine case;
out of ten it can be relieved and IT:
life saved.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Painted from Life.

The monk who acts as guide to the
many people that visit the old mis-
sion at Santa Barbara, Cal, is pic
turesque and interesting figure. In
his brown robe Of heavy, coarse mate
rial, a rosary hung at the cord belt,
and the cowl thrown back from his
closely cropped head, he is in strange
contrast to the fashionably dressed
visitors. He shows pardonable pride
In the mission and all its contents.
The curiosities which remain from the
time Of Mexican rule in California. the
exquisite drawn-work altar cloths and
the mural decorations are pointed out
in a manner approaching reverence.
Although he is occasionally inexact in
his descriptions, he is sincere. and
his naivete is so amusing that II
would be carping. small-souled critic
that would take issue with him.
Concerning one of the paintings In
the church, he once said to a party
of tourists:
This is picture OF the Virgin
Mary. painted from life by Murillo."
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Keep Your
Bowels Open

II Is a noticeable fact, and one which
any doctor will verify that people who
sufer most often from disease are the
ones who have the most difficulty in
keeping their bowels open. Regular
bowel action is half the battle OF health.
People who have a tendency to con-
stipation must of necessity use something
TO held nature along. This should not
be a violent aid like salts or purgative
waters. cathartic pills or powders, but a
syrup LIQUID that will oil the intestines
and membranes that il comes in contact
with. Children, women and weak
people generally should never be given a
strong physic as il weakens the system And IL
Is futile for the strongest person because the
relief is simply for that day, and then the reac-
ton sets ia and you are worse on than before
live I sonie Ike Dr. caidweIls syrup Pepsin.
People have been taking ft for sixteen years
and IL is being better liked b. more people every
year The reason is that IL fills want II Is
unlike anything else Results are 20 sure in
constipation. dyspepsia INDIGESTION. liver
weak stomach bloated stomach and such ills
that cure Of any of these ailments - aosoiuteiY
guaranteed A bottle costs but 50 cents or u and
& worth hundred times that 70 any sufferer.
Wise mothers keep IL constantly IN the house
for emergencies. because 1t Is needed q some
time or other by every member Of the family.
DR.. Luelia Underhill. the medical superinten-
dent OF the Working womans Home OF Chicago
has kept her charges in perfect health BY the use
OF Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin whenever stom-
ach complaint was brought 70 her attention No
other laxative is used IN the Home. Buy eotle
yourself today and watch the prompt and per
mi
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
WhOOping Cough.

I'm February our daughter had
the whooping cough. Mr.. Lane,
Of Hartland, recommended Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy and said il
gave his customers the best of sat
isfaction. We found it as he said
and can recommend it to anyone
having children troubled with
whooping cough" says Mrs. A.
Goss, of Durand, Mich. For SALE
by h. III. White & Co., Druggists
43-4t
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Ssathern Coal Lands Equal to
fHtife Area Of New England.

Without further discoveries.
think II the wealth awaiting the
utilization II what the South al
ready has IT. sight. the geoiogists
have marked out for Us over sixty
two thousand square miles Of coal
land. This is more than two and
a half times as much as the coal
area of Great Britain. Germany
and Pennsylvania combined. OF
known iron ore. the south has
more than all the known ore sup
ply Of the rest Of the country. In
this it has the foundation for du-
plicsting I'll the iron and steel in.
dugtry II the United States.-R
III. Edmonds 10 The Youths Com
panion.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Item for Psychologists.

Thomas Flood, of Philadelphia. Pa,
who is critically Ill with typhoid
fever, called loudly for his wife at six
o'clock the other morning. There's
a man in a cellar over on Dickinson
street with rope trying to hang him.
self. Stop him." Mrs. Flood. think
ing he was raving with delirium, tried
to quiet him. Then he became wildly
delirious, but the woman paid no fur
Their attention to him. At ten minutes
after six o'clock Mrs. James Sullivan,
who lives on Dickinson street, started
downstairs. AS she stepped from the
stair she felt hand brush her face.
The light she carried showed her the
body of her husband hanging from
a beam.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
MAY Run for Circuit judge.

Judge Samuel f. Patriot, OF
jackson, is a receptive candidate
for the Democratic nomination for
Circuit Judge in the Twenty-third
Judicial district. Two other Dem
ocrats have been mentioned in con-
nection with the nomination: At
torney Hugh Riddell, ) of Irvine,
son of the recently deceased Circuit
Judge, and ex-County Judge j.
Wise Haggins, of Jackson.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
tByiOus of N ;untdineerS.

Smarting under the impression
that the failure Of the Adjutant
General to call his company into
service was casting reflections Oh
him and the soldiers under him.
Captain Carl Norman, of Company
A. of the Kentucky State Guards.
has handed Adjutant General John
son his resignation. Captain Nor
man feels deeply the taurts direct
ed at him. because the mountain
companies have been called into
service to suppress the night rid
ers. while he and his soldiers re-
main idle.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
BROUGHT HIM DOWN TO EARTH.
Young Lawyer Himself Again Win
Familiar Style of Address.

The following anecdote, after re-
manning In storage many years, mas
been recently busted and brought 10
light:
A young and atterward disun-
guishsd attorney from a. nr-connirs
district of New York state was arguing
his first appeal in the old general tern
of supreme court He had been In
many legal scrimnages in justices
courts. at home, but had never stocd
in the awesome presence Of five Sc
date and learned judges Of the SUI
preme court. in general term assem-
h,ed. His embarrassment was great
He repeated himself and misplaced his
words SO often that IL was quite evil
dent that be must soon be routed by
his own confusion unless something
should occur to break the spell.
Finally. and Just as he was founder
ing the deepest in a chaotic jumbo OF
language and ideas, the presiding
Judge interrupted with the following
remark:
Mr.. Smithers, I believe II will be
q great relief to yourself and TO the
court IL you viii address us in the
same free and Internal way that you
doubtless use in addressing your local
justice of the peace"
We'll, then" replied Smithers, I
wish that while am busy alternating
your honor's dense ignorance OF the
Law, you would keep your ID mouth
shut" The court laughed heartily
and waved for him to proceed He
grew eloquent and won his case In the
midst Of hearty &pplause--The 30
hemian.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
kinq Gotten.

The South is producing an av-
erage of about twelve million bal S
O. cotton a year. The time is
rapidly coming swhen this must be
increased to twenty million bales
or more to meet the worlds re-
quirements. The gain in con-
sumption will require an average
of half a million bales year. At
this gain it would require but ten
years to make it necessary for the
South to raise seventeen million or
eighteen million bales annually.
There is no reason why the
world will not eventually need
forty million or fifty million bales
or more of Southern-grown cotton;
and with COED prices and an in
crease in the labor supply, even
this would not be the limit of the
South's ability.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
DR.. Shops
Restorative
8 r nIIERS0N
Soldiers Ordered Out FOR Duty.
F. c. DUERS0N,

Upon orders fromlGov. Wilson.
the Danyille military company,
u ider the command of Captain
Casey. left Danyille Tuesday on
horseback. They moved out the
Harrodsburg pike fully armed and
equipped for service. the orders
were secret and nothing whatever
would be given out by the sol
diers.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Like FindinQ Money.

W. S. Lloyd. the popular drug
gist is making an offer that is just
like finding money for he is selling
a irregular 80 cent bottle of DIR. How
ards celebrated specific for the
cure of constipation and dyspepsia.
In addition to this large discount
he agrees to return the money to
any purchaser whom the specific
does not cure.
1t is quite unusual to be able to
buy fifty cent pieces for quarter,
but that is what this offer really
means, for it is only recently,
through the solicitation of Drug
gist w. 5. Lloyd that this medi-
cine could be bought for less than
fifty cents. = He urged the proprie-
tors to allow him to sell it at this
reduced price for g little while,
agreeing to sell a certain amount.
The result has. justified his good
judgment for the sale has been
something remarkable.
Anyone who suffers with head
ache. dyspepsia, dizziness, sour
stomach. specks before the eyes or
any liver trouble. should take adj
vantage of this opportunity, for
DIR. Towards specific will cure all
these troubles. But if by chance
it should not w. 5. Lloyd will re-
turn your money. 44-47
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Weak Kidneys

vsst K5a,zrS srssy point 60 weak f5t1sy
N.-res The Hidasrx Eks fhe Hsz-l koo tbs
rr5r-r-ch f-5 thszr weakness 0of y the orEz1
f-sslt tn n fhs nerves tai co-rr0 an1 f11ot
50 sr-~r,rThs1 raern Dr. Scoops Reso-zrivt II
= roeajes1,. specifically prepared 20 rsscA these
fr,---oIs-.r -,srzss 10 dor-or TIE Kidneys a1o1e-
As sE1z3s- i Is . VASE ID Ina 4o1 q Doo-5 -
vel
81 ron. back aches q q weak II TIE u-foe
ecsl5s q i 5s-x M sz-ccE Il yoz haze rrr-.s
20 Fs-sxr-s On orhs.r cisz-ess1x 6z1ztr01s fi-
M <sssesse TT Dr. Sboo,'s Restorative r1octn-
Tsnse<s a H1u5d-zod Sc wtai Z Cal s-d VII
q fryoz D-cxx-E -sco1zsod md sel
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Resigns.

Rev. Walter VI. White, who 'or
two and a half years has occupied
the position of Secretary at the
Transylvania University. has re-
signed to accept a call to the pas
torate of the Christian Church IN
Mexico, No. The resignation will
take effect tue first of June.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Farmer Hangs Himself.

Elisha Macintosh. an aged farm
or, living near Lewisburg, com
nitted suicide by hanging himself
n the coal house with a bride
ein. lie left wife. No cause
! known for the rash act.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Dynamite Used by Night Riders

Night riders blew up the to-
bacco beds on the farm of Joseph
Ware, one mile from Danville,
Tuesday night. Ware had no in
timation of riders presece until
the explosion told of the destruction
To the beds.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
HeyOnd Medical Ait.

e.. .. Wezthers Avon. Ky, SAYS:
Ny hogs were ~ bzdly diseased with
clD5era, did not think medical aid
cnaIld possibly save them. ! gave them
B0urlIJu Hog Cholera Remedy and II
s1ued them without Z single loss" For
ssle b. y. :. Lloyd.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13

Dallas and Felix VIM, two
alleged Calloway-county n i g h t
riders. were rearrested on the
charge of sending threatening let
tiers
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Miss Petit Delegate.

Miss Katherine Petit, ,.of Lex
ington, is a delegate to the Nation
al Conference of Charities and
Corrections at Richmond, Va, this
month.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
Two Halves.

Looks count lot" remarked Slo-
pay. About half the good get from
dinner is the look of things"
"All right, Mr.. Slopay," replied Mrs.
Borden. We'll Just give you two looks
In future"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
We're clothiers you can tie to.
Guthrie Clio. Co.

For mild, easy action of the
bowels, a single dose of Doan's
Regulets is enough. Treatment
cures habitual constipation. 25c a
box. Ask your druggist for them.
43-4t
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13

We've all the good makes ofthir
u iderwear in all sizes.
Guthrie Clio. Co.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13

Weak women should read ms Book
No. Z FOrsVomen. II was written ex-
f.ess.. tor women who are not well. he
Book 40. tells II Or. Shops Night
Cure. and Just how these soothing heal
irg, antisepiic suppositories can be sue
cessful.y applied. The book and strictly
confidential advice is entirely free.
Write Or. Shoop, Racine. Wis. The
Night Cure IS sold by T. c. Duerson. 43nl
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13

He Hadn't Expected II
Mrs. Benham-Mother died to-day.
Benham-Wonders will never cease.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
More Frost.

Col. Asa Martin, of Lexington,
says another cold snap will come
on May IA, and another on May
%. Vegetation will suffer.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13

TAKE WARNING, don't be
hoodwinked by the lust as good"
kind. Use Green Seal Paint.
Thos. Kennedy.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13

There's a difference in collars
and cuffs. Try our sort and see.
Guthrie Clio. Co.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13

We've bevies of beauties IL
Spring shirts. New patterns.
Guthrie Clio. Co.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13

The Stetson soft hats are yFfy
handsome. Several styles. C6We
see them. Guthrie.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-05-13
For Sale.

Short-horn and Pollcd Durham
bulls, Poland China boars and gifts.
Thos. j. Bigstaff,
Stiff Mt. Sterling, KY.