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Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-11
BOSTON.
Totals.....st "A 81 II
'Batted for Weimer in the eighth.
.Batted for Ball in the eighth.
.Batted for Dorner In the seyenth.

Two-base hits: Beaumont, Dahlen. Three
base-hits: Lobert, Kane. Hits. Off
Dorner, 8 In seven innings; off Ferguson, 2
IN two %inningsi off Weimer. II In seven in
nlngs; off Coakiey, 3 in two innings. Sac
rifice hits: Browne Higgins Kane, Lo-
bert, Mitchell. Stolen base: Beaumont.
Double play: Browne and Hannifan. Left
on bases: Cincinnati, s; Boston, 10. Base
on errors: Cincinnati, 2 Struck put; BY
We mer, q by, Dcrntr, II ty Ferguson, /.
lmplrA. RnddRrhnm
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-11

sBatted for Freeman IN seventh.
sBatted for Mcbride in ninth.
Slated for Schipke In ninth.

Slated for Schipke in ninth.
Washington ........ . 3 Q Q : I 81
Two-base hits: Street, Jones, Stone.
Home run: Stone. Hits: Oft Bailey. S
IN seven and one-third innings. off Dineen,
IN one and two-third innings. Sacrifice
hits: Clymer, Ferris, Gates. Stolen bases:
Williams, Left on bases: 81. Louis, 4;
Washington, Z Base on balls: Off Bailey,
3 Hit by pitched bali: BY Dineen, /. Struck
out: BY Bailey, 8; by Gates, 4 Time.
las. ITmnires. Evans and Hurst
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-11
HILApELPHIA
ToulE......3s zi2O Totals....si S "a

INNIN'ss''so0 . n 70 U" IuLNIhsss..dI D = " J
'Batted for Powers in the ninth.
Philadelphia .........0 0 ! o.
Left on bases: Chicago, s; Philadelphia,
r. Stolen bases: Shaughnessy, Murphy,
Dougherty. Double play: Nichols, MUIR
ply and II. Davis. First base on balls:
Off Manuel, 5; off Plank. 8. Time: 2:l5.
Umpire: Connolly.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-11

Sacrifice hits: Mailman, EgaI (2l. Bases
base hit: Congalton. Double plays: Reldy,
Wrigley to kim; Cross to Beckley. Hit by
pitched ball: Becklsy. Wild pitch: Upp.
Time: 1:2S Umpire: Owens.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1908-02-08

The following rather neat bit Of
humor upon politics and the mint
lulep appeared recently in the St.
Louis Globe-D Democrat:
There are dust and ashes in the
throat OF Kentucky but in Wash
ington can still be found places
where emerald, ruby and topaz
shine at the bottom of the julep
seas. There, of late, has Col.
Henry Watterson, of Louisville,
gone and there, on Wednesday,
the dust and ashes we're swept out
OF the throat of William Preston
kimball of Kentucky who lifted
up his voice and his eyes and told
OF a vision. He saw Bryan in the
White House, Watterson in the
cabinet as secretary of the treas
ury, Champ Clark presiding as
speaker of the house, and Mr.. DE
Almond, of Missouri chairman of
the committee on ways and means.
Mr.. Kimball said that only the
wish to see these great democrats
at the posts of duty to which he
assigns them could move him to
stand for a reelection to congress;
but we suspect there is another
and a deeper reason. Nearly all
OF his district has now gone dry.
A Kentuckian upon whom the
mint julep can have such happy
and inspiring effects as it has
upon Mr.. Kimball is not to be
blamed if he follows it far.
1t was only a dream, the scoffers
will say and who shall say them
nay? But it is a glorious dream
for a Kentucky democrat to have
right now. 1t is an irony OF fate
which is bringing prohibition te
the Kentucky colonel at the
supreme moment when all else i:
lost to him. Losing his state ano
drinks at one fell blow is toe
much. Given that nectar of the
in which all nature reflects itselI
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1908-02-08

in verdure, the opal tints Of seas,
the dim. white lights Of moonlight
nights and a flaming sunburst OF
the heart of the golden corn, the
Kentuckian has been a political
philosopher. Every morning may
have found him respondent, but
every noon found him Joyous, and
every night has found him select
ing a cabinet portfolio for Col.
Watterson. With this inspiration
lost forever he must either go to
Washington or turn republican
Mr.. Kimball prefers going to
Washington; so does Colonel Wat
terson. 1t is a matter OF taste
and the taste of these Kentucky
gentlemen is now too confirmed to
be changed.
In the dim, soft light Of upstairs
rooms above any OF the best places
in Washington, when the color of
the sun and sky filter in through
half-shaded windows to mix with
the julep glass, strange and beau
tiiul pictures are often made. The
light that never was on sea nor
land, and never will be, comes at
such moments to men who at other
! times it would be hard to fool in a
horse trade. But a vision OF a
Watterson in a Bryan cabinet,
passing all the dreams of pride
and Joy in which Kentucky has in
dulged itself, would entrance alike
the moonshiners of the mountains,
who drink out of n bottle; the blue
grass folks with tumblers, and the
Green river people who use
gourd. A vision of Watterson il
Bryan's cabinet could make tn,
brain of all Kentucky zee as j
has made the brain of Mr.. kimbal
reel. Can all of Kentucky go t.
Washington to see this COLDER
bow of promise in the politica
skies! Let prohibition cease it:
onward march ere it has dashed
down this last cool cup from
parching lips.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Heckinp tho Wary Trout

TroNt whcn hungry usually face ~
current. Ills fat'l .tlpuil 10 Yemer,
hered when ani""ariting y bridge or
eddy here he ''.p"rs 81 beatIytos lave
70 Hide" II pns$It, 10, >lS.h SPOTS .'.I.,l,,
he approached ui'-li'"A u. 1t may take
little niere tine - 60 aroljUt afni
come back up. but nuke basic slow.
iy' IS said 70 BE the .irSt 2Sio,u -
trout fishing. rs the stream bneoI. rs
warmer, the trout sock he cool ,s,,'.
and shaded places. They gro - "a
found where cold ~r.img tuls,hls,s u
INTO the stream or whore a fnouri:'iE;
creek enters. Often q number frc1ucrl
he same haunt. Es3n additional ~
'cans Two more eyes To- watch FOL taC
sherman. One trout IS all that is l'"..
ssary 10 give danger signal -
artlng away. lie rest Immediately
GLOW suit. 'ro catch more than ono
or even that, IN such q place takes
skill In the rsc of he line. Bu. Who
has said that trout fishing is not ~
art?-Cilcie Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Z Wonderfui Fish.

The E.ah,sl-.t,ins >a1e Il proreTb L
cry dsb has another For Grey
VOL esitea}sl has thew ali 'rhi2
the argest fresh water Isl; fo'.3l''
the rjvers Of Duopc o&"cpt ZIG III
geoa It of:"n reaches five OF Six +.
In length. Il destroys HiaOy a1fA
birds. and sc ere assured that |; a.,
not spare the human species. On -
Sd Of Jnlv 1900, a peasant took t4.e
near thorn HAT mad an infant entitt
In It's stomach They tell IN Huogai'
Of children ana young girls being dc
vorred OH going 10 draw water, a'1G
they even relate tha1 Ia tbs. front o.
Of Turkey q poor fisherman took oH'
that had In rs stomach the body a.
woman, her purse containing so!,
and ring. The fsh is even repHt'1
to have been taken sixteen feet 'or
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14

4 well l,.pWt a7esa,sz,l, OF palliai0Na;
WAS addressing al agricultural NEE
sns n The south OF England and in Ia
course Of his remarks expressed The
opinion lhat farmers do not sufficiently
vary their crops AND make 2 mistake
In always Sow i1s wheat.
One Of tlae audience opposed to hns
in politics asked hin what crops h
would recommend.
Everything; IN turn he replied.
Well said his .nter.ocutor, ~
<wcdcs don't come an. what then"
Sow mustard" said the NJ. r.
And If mustard doesn't come ul,
what them
And So he Went % through a whoit
list Of crops until, the NJ. rs patjenc.
being exhausted, he pat n end TO his
questioning amid roars Or laughter p;
saying:
ooh, SOW yourself. ard hnf~e Gc>
went come up
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Cochineas.

Cochineal, SO much used for colorips
table jellies and also given ; to infants
Is a domestic remedy for whoopiI,
cough, Is the whole insect Of Il claes
called coccug. but only the females are
used. Why: Because the insects a,t
ca, 'tH"ed by suffocating them with TIE
smoke Of fires below the trees on wh;e.,
they live, and as the males have wlngs
while the females have none, the gen
0emen take to flight when the atmns
phere becomes unpleasantly warm
leaving their ladies' to their fate.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
A Gu@ef Coincidence.

While a serial story was @Jinni1.s =.
q certain magazine :: lady III JOHANNA
burg wrote To- he Publisher ashi>s"
whether Christian i.ys fthe author
nom de plunic} was assumed or nnt
She hcrseIi' VAS Il Mrs. IS. who :, 81
nyi"g a. trace an 2occstt r Of hcl' !3:.
hu"l'an@ Who TITS d i rs1cndaff
Joan If Ar. MI Rrabnn.', he aut -
IN question:. wrote assuring her th1j
his pea asa.sIs WIS a family one, '.i-
'or':"ars IL; il}g cor,e from Aberf;a2;;
StrHng"'y enough 1t came Out that Ii,
family anne also from Aberdeen ave!
their name was Erapner-PaIl He.i
Gazette
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Piiorir.fs and Puri{ans

The pilgrims. or, as they are Oft
called, The pilgrim Fathers We.
the seventy four men and the twen'r
eight women. members Of the ,Jn,,:
Robinson's church, who sailed In 81"
hayfower from Leyden to No
America and landed at Plymouth Rot
where they founded a colony Dec. :,
1920. The Puritans were the English
noncoDformists who came over las,
the name being given to them on y
count Of their supposed great pur',H
OF doctrine, life and dlscipline.-Ne =,
York American.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14

Chick Brace was famous Adir"s.
Gack guide, who accompanied Grove
Cleveland on one or two Of his huntin-
trips IN those mountains. Chick LEI
Mr.. Cleveland sitting or log nNf
mornin: vslli?e he went out to drive
down :; deer should he chance to tiN'
Que. When he came back he saw his
distinguished employer still sitting o'
HE log. but with the nluzzle Of his gus
pointing directly at the presidents
chest.
Here shouted Chick, quit that
doa CAST We! Suppose that gun hat
gone of and you had killed yourself
what would have happened to me
Dern sc, everybody knows I'm a Re
publtca ~ Saturday Evening Post
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
The CarlYIea' Maid.

The Carlylcs bad j maid who W.
an..l! 'solosS n all ways. h.
"abouudiug Ia grace and III cons
quent ,'en~uFe Of "very one a6o9e =,
ho'ow her mo II everything she o.,
n.,' 0aa"rsr,,o fter = 'on:; apasf =.
phc an" ia! ~ III" was bringing =
linnc4 :aIlyi" aided with, And IT,
l can tell you- TIA. il YOU do not car,
the ,i.silt,s s;r;tl. A, SO as not - p'
tn" gray 80 far from being totcs't'"
IN heaven on wa2't b" even loIe, ~
IN 81 ~tt "
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Witeheraft In si,. Nine.ssnsh Century.

Most people uaiieve shat witrhc"a 4
among civilized people ended when IT,,
''saiem witch mania ran It's course
and died out in f'1o cGar 1892. Il did
as far a. America 70 t.oncerael, except
k,aong sava3cs, bEt in other countries
the belief n the superstition did po
die until a lnucfi later date, even II It
can be tr>,lr ssi'i t.s ne dead NOW. In
France ~ old h"cgar ,va. i"fturr,, L.
death as late as 800 OH the charge y,
being que who "s-ommunod with eyi
spirits, aud III pain 4 witch W.
burned in 1908. In 1850 n France :
man and his VIE tortured a siispertoa
witch - dcal, aad nothing at al "
done with them hy t:c criminal court.
ON account II the lingering belief IL
aorcefy. Four years later witch W,
drowned in }.agiai,i ana IN 1860 o..
was burned IN MeS'eo In 1874. 1875
1880 aah AGAIN =. $3.50 witches wee
publicly burned II Russia, and cv@n
as late rs 1890 regular judicial trials
Of wicha, We're rad ID Prussia, r.
land and hustrIa-Huagary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
A LARGE QrdaY.

THE proprietor of q certain restat
rant leased" the reverse side OF L.
bill OF fare 70 a carriage manufactures
who prints advertisements Thereof
The other day customer, in g. t
hurry, ran into the restaurant, SGT a
table and was HANDED bin wron3
side ny by the Gusrt"l waite. II
customer put on his p;nce-nez, ciiric'
his mustache with h.s left hand az
shouted IN 3 voice Of thunder: "Rril''
ne fly. q Landau. two Victories and
,logcart Got any tS'neral c2gs:" Il
waiter Red. Lon(le;st Graphic.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Our PYqNy Ancestors.

The amor Of the knights Of The NJ
de ages is too small eer their modern
descendants. Hamilton Smith :'e,o, .
that two Engl,shmen OF average Il;
mansions found no suit large cnoli:;.s
~ ct either 81 thepo IN the xgas. e:oi
'ecllun OF ST. Samuel Neyrics -
head OF he oriental ssbeg Will nos "a
nall thr English hand nor the brarn:Gt
Of the Esftiv arl'or the English ar!.1
II" S.r2 IL foa1.l n Roman i,'sa.li
h| y" ,.sa ';.'s ...}r:aicntly s!ua.} ID
TIE g;t.:t -. iisteNa5 70 ha,stt.3 Sc ,r3
s now s"poo>"G - n&re tt.nlt 81
oily "a, ORG 81 iup blows Il. IT, /. I
r""t - ti..N!f ,',r,,-,i'4 .n, rnr ] +
~ ,,.r * IL te3tt'.''r ',';','e - Ia
u!cr. Aristotle ss.itl Na'~'vj',> f:'5e- i
s., <ptAt = Mss; >tau,':si,l faf III
s'n.yn tir.. I'D ~: ,r""f'rta bic III.
't'.t.r y t." =z.i1z.5zs:,; Iu.>""aYa. u
>t<.:,l~ a2s' .s,.@.',s prn@ns 1ln 49, Il.
st. - 90 a:l..t nil Z 80 Il, Il
;'>tts:-F4' h H.p.iecn ~ $ 49,
ilo-r.1st.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
leoend Of the Mess r. 2.

German tradition Live - "i-' j..
le moss rose a& fsiioss Ar 90
! to earth in mortal &9.i@@. =.
ht i place Of shelter HIrl re'',>,
his !abors Of love. but eTcry DO:
shut against the heavenly vj.i'"'
lngth the angel. being very wear
upon the ground and oy@c him :
bush spread like a tent. It cNu@',
its oUrsprcad leaves the fa'li'r
which would otherwise h.
fhed the messenger of love W.
fhe angel said to the rose:
b hast yielded the shelter :h7t n,a:
Eenied;
pof % my love shallHHith the al'i,tc,
fhe green moss gathered about f;-
btem
the dewdrops sl1one like d:ai"i'
Ping 3ae blu3hing flower.
,--ri,r,l"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Story Of q Greek Saint,

(lelnbcr Of the Royal Ge, = :slh.'
/ Y gives this little stor.y .'
saint: ON good st. Hl2g
rs III" phrase ''}l'unl; as H!'iI'.'
bis saint was uiea sanity dn;." e.
by having his flesh torn OF y.
combs. and so he became the IN
of the English wool combers. a'''
high feast was Kept mp on his d
the people who frequenicd ;3f
were called Blazers so the suyin.
into the English tongue an! "
there fixed and useful"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
story Of q Clever Jsck,}zu

b a SNAIL cottage IN Hereiur>4.,!..j
BE lived a family who owned y. ro-,
be but clever jackdaw whic!l wa,
ed FOR its very witty sayings ON
the jackdaw saw the lid Of fo,
Wpot partly off, SO thinking h
hid like q meat dinner lie wen! o.,
! caught a frog and put II u tf!.
ling water in The stewpot, who.
in some pieces OF beef. After til.
jackdaw went quietly back to Ii;
eil end waited Till dinner time. ~
bt we'll till the cook began 70 sh.
n dinner oUt before TIE fam ~.
Nery time 81" pulled :: piece e.
h out of the pot the iackGaw sri
Mt not mine; that's not !aino.'
13s thr '+',k pulled out tho fro.
4 lie r%cl"iaied Ia Il very u'tum.'.
n oice, That's nine: that's min.
b book ho&riy made Ire guests f,.i,
~ bat nc1crihetess The jarhd.,,
@hie nl"a, I'H="r. Whle The rts,n~
Ri:@aHj FOR i "bal,.t. London ".
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Both Deceived.

tomer-You have deceived }.,'
geously! You told me thai ;
be provided with good w', ~
ls as l lived. and now after t:;!F'
'ortnight it is quite good for nnti'
Watchmaker-But 1t is net H.
that YOU were so thin and sic6
lg!-Transiaieu For Transatlantic
From I iiegende Batter.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Wi,cn Cleveland SD "Ey Gos;f.

y st5!- it:=s;:soe! fH'"3J Of Hli.Je. wf'
nlay % eal'"G t:'il Jennings * ,1e.i il
~ = @i~t. >a: EiH"@.,osi II :
Il .>.e,.s1eo.-s MA-..,,::-.--.--c, "aia.3. !.
sisted LAT he vas "csp2Hsi1lc 81. =
opening o. sha Chez 44ee eou....s.
--c,e'1 low - Was. ozsston,' s.,
30 seo Gl"velan.; s1)out Z. ] ". =
20 tie doa" o. tioyc?a IDS It9Jlsn =, J
ut the front dour--&,!d HHocse !. az!
hcsIsl Cleveland holleG= out ta= 81.
.C>2n.c ~ I @o;- il, anu here -.
t''evn'ai.d s-.tiu' ii tho Harlo', W.: =!
It's .ss5inct shc"n 40. says . G !,
!ut3Q, "Cl"vnAa.l /, (horn fniuns hs@ -
to go aus HEN "cw men too I Us. !.
to him ri<j p'>fin. Cleveland he l..
tened, and rs al ~ he got ui1 al..
come and 1oat his land on my saoG:''ie]
and say &c, gin by gosh, 81
Ys0ps''"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Warnings.

Mrs. S.ubbI notice so many mar
ried men save the receipted mil'lnel
bills. What use do they make Of III ~
Mr.. Stubb charity. Mrs. Stubb- Char
i07 Mr. Stubb-Yes; they are sen,
around to tht bachelor clubs to wa:n
any reckless member who might hs
thinking about plunglng into the sea
Of matrimony Chicago News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
The HORST RE Wanted.

A Scotch GARNER bought a h"rsa. 40
l4g hon!t az l,luugbt a drink would re
FRESH it, No az got pail OF water i'ni
.hn aai,aal vnlid not take t.. IN
reaching nome he gave /, feeu 81
corn, but it would not touch that al
Their. 'Ye're the vera horse for m" Il
We only work" the farmer was bea:,:
10 saw Dundee Advertiser.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
He, postscript,

why does d woman always s,l''
postscript to h.:r letter?''
well answered the unsaIl;ts
wretch, she probably figures t.u, ::
Der own mind what her letter. l..
made you think and then arias L
have the last ord
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
a Ni.a Present.

1t is said of champion mean maD
that the only presess5 he ever made Ia
his wife was on the ,%enty-fifth ami
versary Of their wedding. when he
gave her four yards Of cotton cIo.'
with which 10 make him shirt
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
AdAice They Heed.

5. I'm going abroad at once
go"
!, you Mustn't let the do>@t,~"
yon!"
gc' tits from Il lawyer. - w.
4 Herald.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
The D sadSQhtaqes Of Schools.

why have you taken your sou eat
OF school without asking permission :
Father "a grocery But they wers
running hiu. wish 70 bring him up Il
carry on my busi5n2.s and they Were
teaching him that here ere sixteen
runces in a pound Motto Pu Riderc
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14

Closely parallels 10 ,he Gag era =.
.ne Eoston mad sn'7 Visible frolu ;; q,
varlnns Sn'yt1gs Is 4 street Whit
innEs n "o-- mems London. 1t :. y
aihgt gFali;;s pst.d, popnlons s::.s,a'
OF ~ sitfa";sDn.. Yet ibis stree; Ia:
snhwn better 'l,nes and eager gHee =
n the house be tnew RS -, yow ol,;i:
.yate', by u ..s new warehouse D..
William Kitchener entertained his -
so% Wis @9d gourineis, lie had =.
.ie nlea.s u iiic his Three hobbies
mites. cookery H.,l music, His q
neYs were often elaborate e.pe'lt1s=
ia cookery, ana tbe guests had 80 f..
ognf2e :his 'act. Five minutes pas,
was the ;0iDute, and IL guest e.; -.
ente he }an3tor had lTreYoca bfe OF
n"t . aa,ni' him, for ( was IN, Fl:
tho Mythical committee II 49,
q whom Il Kitchener was "serYctis,..-
that zbe perfection Of some uf =,
dishes @aS 0Tf"M ~ cva:losceGt a.
5the t34I99 > enc minnie after :,
sYsifa' q ttr meridian Of ee}7..a.-
W fe4asf tj.ln I., iHngaf aofsls. =
mc8 u taste. I. rs I.YaGat -.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14

,e,Aisi--i ,eaSe. sir. your wife l'a~
fai;c,i nv"rb >altt. Owner -LC0nf"'G'i i.
Anr,: b, If those sjnli Ds; spells of her>
sfugpnt'~ Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14

Jones' ! understand there Is from.
between Mrs. Poet a,.I hu' i-shn
Smith Yes. liz ,u,ii!n'F SCH
poems, and she c"1';;.:it cn; ,,lr,u. :
she Ieft him.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
incrstitude,

Of the passengers from 'rri'r',
eaMel Nhp was saved b.. =
ping ashore with i life III" '!n
hor breakfast as soon d. s. ~
1T Sy ducy Exchange
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Judon,ent Reversed.

Schoulteacle" .tin sorry to con
plain, but Jo,l1j i. .'39es has beel ve".:
lmpertinent. l@.FJ pal-You INST ~
more patient. \, edward. Teach til.
children TO YES; - sou as they do me.
and we shall Il II fewer complaints.
What did he Sag? Schoolteacher--He
said you were he sklnniest old maid
a!ive!-BrooAlyu Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14

The man who .r1mhlnS IS y dnir.,e.
fool. out the man ,iln gamh'es " he
b" continues 10 lose is Il colossal f.n,i
Henry Sntpbip.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14
Logical. Eesx!t.

Tea her-Nh9l Happens WHOM ~.
sons rempera turs GOES down rs IA :;
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Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14

nan WAS ever SO much deceived
s.Ie- as by himself. -Greville.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-03-14

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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-12-14
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license commissioners, which experiment
has resulted happily" according TO the
contemporary.
1t comes to this; the Vermont legs.
lature must do something with the ques.
ton Of taxation this term, or merit the
charge OF having shifted responsibility in
remedying crying evils. One Of the least
things that it can do will be to create
state tax commission which shall have
supervision and jurisdiction over the pet
ty sytems OF local taxation in the 248
towns Of the state, which are now about
as varied as the towns themselves and
woefully complex There are also great
many evils, as the special investigating
committee pointed out In its eomprehen-
sive report. TO do away with these
evils and to place the entire scheme Of
taxation on systematic basis is one Of
the promises of the proposed change. and
we can well afford to try 1t out