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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-06-04
A CaIIfornIan's Luck.

The luckiest day of my life was
when bought box OF Bucklen's AT.
MICA Salve." writes Charles F. Budahn.
OF Tracy, California. Two Csc boxes
cured me OF an annoying case OF itch
ing piles. which had troubled me for
years and that yielded to no other
treatment" Sold under guarantee at
r. c. Kinsel, Central Drug Co. and
Gray q Worcester drug stores.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-06-04

n New Baby What magic what mystery, what charm these

New Byl What magic what mystery what charm these words nave
for YET how infinitely they mean the mother new he
short be but full of possibilities Some must be patient hopeful
wac proud discouraged That some one the mother She
babys cry whether be her first TENTH the feeling
ousthd those that will never
desert long the mother shall live And that hand which supports e
head the newborn babe supports the civilization the world
wonder mothers that with all these
resting your all weak shoulders you the necessity Of
babes medicine with the necessity OF protecting your
babe from worthless unknown and narcotic drugs would protect from
the fre?
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-06-04
SIR ROBERT REID,
BRIDGE BUILDER,
IS DEAD
LARGE FORTUNE IN
ENGINEERING AND RAILROAD
ENTERPRISES IN THE UNITED
STATES AND CANADA

MONTREAL. June Sir Robert
@. Reid died this morning after a
long illness.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
Cpfcr oes ,ycucroGmpns.

I$o6nstomL 90. Is. ,Scbr.-
5rmi G0mar0 2lbenbltrg fam bette
0urh einen 9ranO, meIher ibrc @oDs
nlma un0 etIi6c anoere @cb1uoe 81
@orresboro, nobe bier, }erit6rtc,
1lnts 9cben uno ibr Sobn Soiep5
erlitt leben5gciGbrIihe 9ranomlm-
ocn. Ser pefuiiidrc GcrIuit betrdgt
$50,
BRADFORD, 1o, IS. 6ebr. -
16on1os .. Gnrl 60 Sabre alt, inS
icin Orcii1GriBer Gnfel erIitten belte
6ci Der Gindiderung ibrer @obnnn0
6en 6lommento0. 6ralt GarI 1T
ihncr perbronnt.
0orf, 60, Is. 6cbrltar. - Die
Wobnung oes Serrn Sioac Sorrings
ton tieiiaen }lgenten Der oEennIpl'
onnia. 9abn" ling bcute irii6 5rti1l-
lig Jeuer imo 6rou Slrrington CT.
itidte BEL einem 8eriud)e, cine inl
otercn Stodpert idlaienoe @nfeIin
5u retten. Au9 oo5 Sino eritidte.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
MinnijipnllunGl in @SGilooclpbin.

Ebilo0cIpbin IS. 6cbrlor.
- Die bcutiRc Mlmi}ipaIWnbl per
lief rubig, pmO MIR in iimi MurOa,
100 bibigc aGnpie nm Die &crtrctlma
i'm Staotratb i'm @an1e morcn
bcrrihte chpa5 Grrc9m8. 5. Som
oro @cnocu, mcI6cr bon Den Gepu-
6lifancrn iomobL mic Don Der 9ilr-
gerpartei 5um StoOtproflrator no
uitirt mar, muroc nit groBcr Wtd-
jorjtdt crudblt. CDcn 2SiItcr Der
bcfonltc Shriititcllcr mtcrlug ais
5tuOtratb9. Gon0ioat Der GilrBer
p1rtci in ser I. NarO Dem rcpubli.
toniidcn Gonoiouten GboS. Scgcr.
}(uh in ocn onoeren Stdotcn &enns
iplpanicn'a ian0cu bcutc Qhmijipol-
mo6len itntt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19

lens. Nr. 1904, Weit. TaDette. sirabe. Office.
Gfur,ben bon Dig 10 uGr WturgeHs uno bon
IL ilbr Uittacs 40 abr aben6s.
(3eB20-J
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
Sic 5mci Crtrnnfencn WarincIOl'
oaten.

9tcmport, Ms, IS. 6ebr. -
Iic 3}lottcnbc60rbe, nelhe Oen am
lettcn Sontta1 I'M bieii9en 6oien
cingetretcncn loO Der Mnrinciolou-
ten Ncniumin @. Stenerion 1mO
5obn 10. N}c&ntoib unteriudtc, bat
conItotirt 0oB ueOer SelbitmorO
nod ionIt Gin 8erbrehen porIieBt
unS ierner, OaB Der iltngc Steencr.
ion, melhcr Gin So6n Oes Gongreb'
mitglieOcs Stccncrion BON @isconln
iuor, niht betrllnfcn mar. Gie lin.
teriuhltng er9ab, oaB DC 3ntoib bon
cinent NenorQueur ficI unO ertranf,
oaB Die Mannihnit na6 inn ilthte
un0 oab 5tecnerion meIher ieineS
5rcitnOes a5rpcr i'm Naiier 5t ieben
berneinte, nlh OcnieIben grill oa'
bel oas @lCihIeIpift perlor uno
c6cniaaS i6cr 9oro iiel.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
gll9 Tdlidycr in 6aft.

&nilu0cp6to, ga, IS. 6c6r.
- Yuuia :. Cor, elm &criiherlmg5.
mltlcr muroe huuc uutcr ocr glu'
llllc. cmcl Gdcf iijr $4,000 auf
cine @of IN Cuatcrtouu "a, gc'
iauHt 10 Da6GL n1A cWcm Oe5pca
rHct 8dnpf nit }Iuci 0ctcttiu5 Der.
baiyst Gr ucriuc5tc circn Der 9cam'
ten }l ,rihicBcu mo uuroe nur nit
luappcr J}at6 iibcnud,tilt. Die sal.
itlmQ Wm0e crit uaN Dem Fo0c Deg
3rrru GDrou [Doma2 Erdiiocntcn
ser. CuaGcrtomn }}atioualbant," cnt.
0cdt, rmO tiu Sobu Ot2 &critor6cncn
rernldBte Die &ubdihuI. Gor lit
G3 Sabre att mo mar ieiucr Belt
elm 5crporra3an0cr @eihditamanl
bicilcr 1ta0t. lic &oIBci itclt icn-
'ltioUclc GutbillluuGcu lm0 cine
Gulnl mcitercr &crbaitltngen in
lIualiwr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
Nngcl Onrh bic 3nngc cincS SdDii-
lcrS.

ltbrih9Dillc, g., is. 6cbr.-
Sri. Clara Stirling cine 2l.idbrigH
@cbrerin in Dem yGomD GbiIorcn0
Some" 3u 9}cu FbiIooClpbia, mltrbe
bcute luttcr Scr 2lntloge ucrbaitet
Die 3ungc Oc9 oHtidbrigcn Simpion
tSomlcr, cinc9 Sfiilera Scr 2lnItalt
nit cinen lcppihna1cl Ollrhbobrt
81 bobcn. d. ". Gbopman, Der
ShlieBcr Der 2lnItalt, ucldcr ocn
GorfaQ miton8cicbcn BADEN miu, ct.
fob Oic }lrfIa0c. Ger &nabe lclblt er.
tl1rt, cr lei mc9cn elmer tlcincn Ser
lebumg ser Nc9cln oui lolbc Neiie
bcitrait morOcn. Sri. Stirjing lit bic
9tid)tc 0ca 6crrn 9tugcnt, melher ol5
Supcrintcn0cnt Die 2l1liiidt ilbcr Die
2lnItolt ij5rt
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19

/ HI'''s III 'N..s|I. I.lNt |NLt NAiIUN
| ino. seine 1lveIut0Ht bcitcbt
lr6btcut1ct,e mta lmlcu5teu &cfu-
ten oCrcu CjcuItc poi lcringcm @cr
thc iuto
NJ q htoic Eiorttulobtl?
2OuocM Is. Gt0uur. - 5uc.
}iolocpciMru aus Gonitauuovcl met
oon mlfoi'cuoc aricq9Uororuamacu
BON Scitcu Der lijrsai Lic non.
4'fortc bot oic N,objlmodml tnreg
in aIciuoijcu itc1euorn Cuppcuu
bduoc onQcorouct umo ollc 9}cigru.
itcu in Ocn oorti1eu Mloict@ fu 0rn
Tobucn gcrltfcn Die EruHqc0 iol.
Icm o1uc }nicutholt nud) Ser ruW.
idcu @rcBc bci6rocrt ucrocu an
Der Eirtci icibit habcu otcic Wricl
rjiiumAcn britjgc Erotcitc HtrporQc
utcU ljc 2iln oIcr rc0olltjoui.
rem tilrtjihcu Eurtcicu critics. cine
ErotIontatiou, in Der lie sic Ncu5ltc
rrma 5lnt Ni0crItuuo dclcu Die
Observation-Disclosures 0c3 Sultun2
ouifpr0crt uuo oorori bimuciIt. 0ob
IN 9lnbctro6t Scr NumQcrauot5 In
&lcnuicn elm NrieH dcruOc iCBt Die
lhIinuItcn To}acu hobeu mitroc.
Die &jiihmQcn ocr Ejjytci itcbcn
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
gSintCriucticr.

Slc'cr ShnCe IN Chicago unO an0cs
rem Std0tcn Oc3 @eitcn2. - Ont
pfinolihc St6rrn8on Ocq Der
fcbr3.
Cmo6a 9}cbru is. ilcbr. Gin
poUcr 6uB Shnec lit in ser lcttcu
}}ocbt bier gcialcu Ger Shncc-
iuwm mar auf 10 }j}uljh ocn Qans
sem Stodt pcrbrcitct Ter StraBcns
ucrtc5r in bieiilcr StoOt lit ioIt
B0njIih acipcrrt lnO oQc @aDn5iige
Illlcn pcripGtct ol
GbicoBo, is Icbr. - llnt 9
lllr bcutc @ormittol broh cin ihuc.
rcr Shucciturm bier ans, mclhcr
0n aon5cn (oa ilbcr ooucrtc mo
Dem &crfcDr Grobc St6rm1cu bcrci.
tCtC
I'm / llbr 9}ohmittaN9 lag ser
Shncc bcreita iicbcn 3ou boh lm0
0aa SNncC8eltobcr mar nod i'm
(Sonlc. Ger MinO mcbtc nit eincr
ShucQi9tcit uou 80 N}ciIcn pro
Stlm0c. 2IQcu 2uidcin uu6 miro
Der ShuCcIturm oic Gan5c 9tadt
ilbcr iortooucrn Ncim 2lnbrlb Scr
Grmfclbcit mar 0ic SohIoQc cine iol-
DE, oaB cs fir s5roucn luo bctoQtc
&cutc uidt ratbiom mar, iid oui oic
Strabc 81 md8cu. lmo (ouicnOc oon
2lrbcitCru battcn bcim ShhtIie ibrcS
lo1c,Ucrfa 1roBc NIijbc, ibre @ob-
num9cn 51 crreidcu.
Ioprfn @aui1a, IS. 6c6ruor.
- Sin &Ii55arO lit bcutc in &anio5
mo W}iiiowi cnticiiclt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
SQnn0u'8 ,,S0Om."
&cgCiitcrtc EObrCbC nnf ocn Sprcdcr
in 9ICprGiCntnntCnbNnS.

,-.o. ,,..,,., ,,..,.,. t,
= '''' ~ >o''''''' = ''''''. I'''' '''''"''
Nciial( ailciu Cannon unnuor.
'N'' "'"' ""'"'''' S'''''0"'0
ser Niu MIR lQtinabnc ciucE
"V''SI SV'''"9 UV8o"''''' "''
r16nc non $40 lIripotpcniipn5.
plII@ uI'''rpNIo eli'et @'l'l'oe.
Peint,r,anrrihipnrnbcitrr ,ntrr
STIldtoril III Der 0III1ll5relorllI-
ir,,c Wiu ,,,r Rcni;ior haa
GrlHllll1I Goolr nod IIlIlIrr lllhI
crr,,f,+
" lDtn0tom y. G, Is. 5cbr.
" Scndtor StoUc non !QiInouri op-
pouirtc bclltc mr Sulut Der TIortdlz
Gomont @iu olrh Elm Ionaca 2Ir,
1lmncnt 1T mclhcm cr ocn Flon ct.
Gcr Gcalcum4a @orontic fiir &c
polltcn III @}otionol @dntcn berilr.
wortctc. 2iocon (@oD bctonrpttc
0Cn FiaL lnOCm Cr CrtlortC, Culc lol-
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
CSincr foot, q oCrcttct.

&ottapillc. ia, IS. 6cbr.-
Sic % 8cItcrn in ser W}iouoQcp.
3cdc pcric6iittctGu &oblcngrdbcr
murocn bcute irijb nit mtr elmer cin.
}ilcu }manlbmc Icbcuo 9crcttGt. 81
ucr Der IS, Nomcua Granf Nrlo9tle,
mar nab Ocm GIinlr5 Ourh cincr
san um'8 2cbcn gcfommCu mo 5nci
crlittcn NcrlcGlmlcu. Die % an0ee
rem bciinOeH iih trob ibrcS mangc.
nchmcu 2IbCntcuer9 pollit0u0tg mobl.
Gle 8rubCulcutC ur0cn 0lrf 0aS
3uiuumcn6rehe, eiucr 2ln3ubl ans
&oblcnfI0bcn beitcbcnocn Sdulcn
mcIhc Die interchangeable 6eI90cde
itiiBtcn, pcridiittct. Ijc HuItc iliih-
tctcn iid in cincn gut Ucutiiirtcn @rlt.
bcnicbudt lmo bCricthcu iibcr eiucn
EIon, pic lie am Ncitcn micocr ms
6reic aclonQcn t0nutcn, Nit Eit
drtcn m0 ShntfeIn qiuGCn lie ans
@crt, I'M ijd) cincn @ca ourh Shutt
uno @cr0Q }u bnbncu 0ua Eohcr
Der 2lcrtc murOc bon Der 2llGenicitc
nernonmcn m0 bon 0ort Der fam
ibncn cine 9tcttm92mounihoit cnt.
gcQcn. Die &crid)iittctcn bottcn iih
ciucu @cQ bis ouf mcniQc Shrittc
Don Gem }hlaGmg gcbubnt ais lc
pon Der HcttIn0amonnihoit crrciht
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
6ahen gle aatarrh :

gBe5baIb confuIiIren sic Mot
eiucn ar3t, peI6er aaiarrb'
Granibeiten ber glaTe, oes Sol.
ies, ner 2ungs uHo Der Sbren
tiir ldnger, ais 2s Sabre tn
oiCier Staot bebanoeIt bat2 =
@enu Sie reid iiHo. iotro Sh'
nen ni6t gu oiel nbDerlanet,
ms nenn Sie nrm iino, 10
bruubeu sic MIR tiir bic Wle,
niAin 1u be3abIen bel Tr. Sart.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19

WdUI0c unitc oyufCu ON ole 3cit, ou tie
uob UC'uuo luutCI uic an Cln ucrlorcuea ia
yuoil5 uyud J,umcHiIlw Rilt oicic uunlbolla
zrDu.uht BON oCll hcHl,hgu pic an Namnr
rHuiatu C,0ub leWtu i,bWcr5CusirccU 9ilQcr4
u.Id Wchr bubtu ulo inr llCntl mctftct9 nu1
w.gr dcr @rhu0hua ron Guudidltcu per
lnIMHcpU lu''cr EItltu uuVludlibtu ltcua
ihr i.i SUM zJnHg gC'lUi ouG CS tr lic TT
ST. I.Hcr HuGlri5 Ciu incrC3 0cllmltcl
mgUl Uru UglhCW iuGur huytb E Hcuacotcr
81 .o. H0r leiH. .,Cu l0ri cine Rrobc iucni
incl 800 hCIghu no. GtbgUUbl cs ulo AeiOlHnt
5Huu oUa ngrCpcHg fnraoIcc!
..IHF.f.rT
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
q

GifliS, 1S. 5ebruor. r. auroens
Sor0cn ltnter bent Nefeblc glIiabau'2
iino bis an 0oS Gorf Wianoub oors
geriidt, no 9lrin8 5trmon 5irmo Der
pcriiidc Suits Wliniiter, mo tijr}.
lid crnannte @ouperneur Der Gro.
rims N3erboiion, ietn SouptQuorticr
ulifgeihla1en bat. Gin 6oniIift nit
oieien altroen ipiir0e, lpie man fiird.
tet, umbeiIpoa fir Sen Erin3en ictr.
90 Ole periihen SoIonteu obnchii
ihon baltienpeiie opiertiren.
aiir3Iife Iepeifen ans 5obri3 er.
geberJ oab ote glllsidten oen Frin-
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-02-19
Stubl bor bic SbiirC.
1Sinlnno'S ncuCr 6Crr halt 0nuo-
IGnbcrltn9.

Gcrroriitcn lmo &coohItiouiitcu ms
6cn i0r @cil in ser JhuNt.
Gntidcioun0 I'M |rojciic Oca Csc.
ncroI8 St0iicl 6cutc cuuortct-
aurocnborocn on ser @rcmc
|eriien'S. - Qic on9cbIicGc N}o
biliiirpmg ser tijrfiihcn Cuppcn
ir aleinoiien. &opo1'3 2ut.
mort onf llnclc Sm'a iiin1itca
Mcmoranoum. 2lruo0l crs
rci6t beute GoQao. - Sin iupu
niiher Gnmpicr Dinter ibr Der.
@CtCr9burM Is. GCbrlur. -
Sic Grncmung OC1 @cncral2 uou
@oCdmonn pun @oumcrncur pom
IinlonO pcrltriobt 9robc GrrCNuuQ
1ntCr bcn HepoIlltiouiitCn mo lCrros
riitcn, iuelhe biabcr TinlonO ol2 bc.
QuCmc SpcrntionSboiiS iilr thrC 2lns
idblQgc lmO &CrId)m0utnQcn bcuuB.
ten sic 5icben icbt in bcllcn @ouful
ollS lm0 bc9cbeu iid gr0BtcntbciIa
uob SfpeOen. Gicic S0ubcrlm9
Iinlono'@ miro oic 9lnltrcn0un0cn
Der rliiildcn 1oli5ci i'm [Sntcrciic Der
Sihcrbcit bohltebenOcr Ecrioucu in
petersburg crbebiid iorOcrn. Nobcu
ollie WcuhcImorOc oca lcbtcn Eubrc2
mrrOcn ourh Vcrioncn ucriibt, ucld]t
am Gage ocS &crbrcbcn8 0ircft ans
6inlnnO bicrber GcfOmmcn uurcu.
@ic cine GcpcihC aus Tiuldn0
n1clGct bot 0ic 8oli5ci ou9 oortjQ,
&uuptQuurtiCr 0Cr Hcpolutloniilct
cntOCdt lmO lnngc 2iitcn pom NOrci
len ln0 @criommIltn9aortcn couii2
5irt. &icIc 9icpoIlttioniitcn uclche
ibrc 6Iudt nidt rcd3CitiQ bcmCrfa
ltcIligtcn iin0 in ScIlinafor@ lu0 vi.
BORG obgClon9cn mor0cn. Gem n3hrB"
SuiolQc ioQcn mCitcrc &crildr!unQau
bon &oladcu mad 6inlan0 gcidldt
mcrOcn.
glbihic02 Gomplimrntc
fir @crhorh
nor5in,fs 90 ,,e.,.
7o, .;so;>a,>,', ,a, n,,.',,., osII '''I d.,
,,cr,,c,,r nnn T;,I,,n 1;t,r,,. ~
@crboro, Scr iib icit icincn 2lnttaun.
trltt ais llncntlucgtcr 6rCun0 fiui.
lWet %erloll'lIH9 0fet0'lltn DC
looprl poL Ut oel 'ellI'r 9of'I'c 'llly
Ml'Ilo8eol'''H ST. Soc'I 0eloofo''L loIE
JIG 'ell DER flll'tlWeh Nttl'PoIloIl o'9
NroB'l'r'l'l'tplll'I9 l'od Illdl oo8eloe
Iell w.
Sen 9ol'5ea So9 Hper 'lrol'll'I'
Ne'eArolllllle aus o'leli Holloe@lo'IIrIl
Der''lL o'e ocll Dcr5IlN'Iell Nollt mr.
'e'ne lloetole %'rlooItl''iB l'llo oo'
nillrtWll9''c "eonl'erl' lloet )ell''ll
J'ildlfllt ollaorl'dt'l'. @l'lloerIc nol'
proNll9eh @ll'lllell'peloell lolIroel
no@ 'elhen' @al'Nc 9c'Nlfti' HllISlpelo
oerloll'lllelIe llD oort el'le ll'lAepcllr'
%oltSlllel'9e o'e I'M eDor III oIe Y'o'
tlolloIIleoer elll'tIllllllle, melpe o'r
SlnI'4e @elan9oerGI'! oelll S0eIoen'
pelI al" 9olWleo99rlB IulI8'
St0ilel bate oo9 lebtc
g8ort.
YeteraburM Is. 6cbruor. -
rSnt Ero3eilc Gcgcn General &Icutc-
nont Stoiiel mcgcn Scr &opitulation
bon Sort 9lrtbllr lciItetc belltc oic&cr
trcting OeS Stoutca 8cr5ift uui Elm
9teplitueriobrcn sur &iocrlcglng Der
9l,tSionpu Arr (Snt1nittu1nS,pltnpu
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22
c, 0, D, MAN DO|NCS
Tells a Story Of Mlsfortunes and
Human lngratltude.
MEETS A cAT0sH YOUNG MAN

'Twas Rather a Lucky AequaIntancs
For tho pIlapldstsd Gentleman, a.
Hs Earns Some Easy Money In .
Game ef Bluff.
copyright. 1901 BY Homer eprague.l
They call mo The G. o. ID. man be.
cause it's always cash On delivery with
mo that IA. ! deliver my tale OF mis-
fortune and expect the cash to follow.
This saves time and bookkeeping and
Office rent, and your cash register
shows you what you have on hand at
any minute. never crowd myself In
among gentlemen unless strongly
urged, ana never affiliate with other
tramps when can and a straw stnck
for myself. Not that ! think rm
worse than any other gentleman or
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22
A Graceful Withdrawal.

"Do you know who that old gentle
man Is talking to our hostessY" asked
Mrs. Blunderer Of the lady sitting be-
side her.
"rhat," answered the lady coldly. "is
my SON."
"Ohw gasped Mrs. Blnnderer In con-
fusion. "hes good deal older than
you are, is he not -Lippincott's.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22

ON TIM ciffk.
better than any other tramp, but |
ainasomewhat conservative by nature.
IL In only when am coliarcd by tho
police that look naughty and fall
back upon my Knickerbocker ancestry
and my blue blood. and II got thirty
In the cooler I take It ont in a digni.
fied fashion instead OF making a
sQucal.
was hanging about Philadelphia a
few weeks ago to study tho graft sys-
tenn and make more or less a success
OF my G. o. ID. invention when one
evening as l was strolling about I
meets up with catosh young man.
could tell that he belonged to the
swagger set while he was yet a block
away. He had the proper air and his
hat on the back Of his head. sized
him up for young man with rich
papa, dotlng mother and mouth
for quail on toast and dry champagne,
In doing business with the public I
have little story TO relate. The story
Ia accompanied by q proper air OF
hope lost forever. and II includes thir-
teen separate and distinct misfortunes
md chunk Of human ingratitude as
big as a house. A very few persons
hear the story and swear. The great
majority either preserve respectful
silence and tender me nickel ut its
conclusion or weep copiously and ten
der me advice about getting too near
the cage of the Bengal tiger when WIS.,
iting the zoo. might not have tackled
the catosh young man but for his per-
turbed look. saw that there had been
an epoch Of some sort In his rosy life.
and I struck an attitude and began
chapter OF my serial. hadn't got
OF ten lines when he interrupted with:
"Stow II, Gully. Where were you
born?"
Born In the Lap Of Luxury.
I'm the lap Of luxury" says !, 'but
at the early age Of ten trust squeezed
my old man out OF his tannery and
threw me on a cold world"
where's your palace carp
Switched OF and left behind
"And your valety"
Dropped dead the other day Of heart
disease when handed him quarter,
and I'm afraid can't oil his place."
Il should say your allowance wasn't
over $500, month" he goes on as he
looks at the patches on my knees.
TITS trifle under that just at pres.
emit" says /. "but I'm standing in with
contractor to steal the curbstones on
ten different streets, and ! may be
able to buy third auto a month
hence"
Look here, Gully" says the catosh
young man as he drops his banter and
grows serious and breathes champagne
all over the block, Il think know a
dilapidated gentleman when see one.'
ID. g. (dilapidated gentleman) hits
me to dot-some dilapidation, some
gentleman. The two make fair com
bine, Go ahead"
"And you've got biceps?"
'Feel and see. Reaching out for
nickels for the last fifteen years has
given me the muscles OF a Sandow.
Reaching is the best thing in the world
FOR shoulder exercise, even II You don't
rot anything" aai N
@And being dilapidated gentleman n
with biceps you ought to know how to
put up your dukesf'
In reply / put em up and tapped bin
one, two. three, lightly on the chin,
but at the same time kept an eye on
4 policeman across the street
''Hewtiful,' n says the catosh young
man as drops rny hands. II belong
% 4 q. s.. 8. (swagger swell sct) club
iown here and a galoot with lisp Ia
ia ulnlIth and not brains ennuah "a
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22
A Paraphrase.

$50 you have become converted te
prohibition
NO." answered Colonel Stilwell Of
Kentucky, Il am not exactly prohibi.
Zionist. but am firm believer In the
theory that soft drink turneth away
headaches. - Washington Star.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22
No. Slam Either.

What do you think of a man VINO
keeps his money In an old stockingr
u should say be had selected a
darned poor bank. Pittsburg Post
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22
Psrhaps a freeze Out.

did you see where some railroads
are planning n refrigerator comblna.
tion?"
THAT VIII mean d cold deal for
somebody, Baltimore American.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-01-22

Banker Walsh. happily. has not the
alternate Of paying a flne; 1t Is the
cell for him,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-02

United Daughters of the Confederacy,
in order to- enlarge the fund for
charity work. will give a unique en-
tertainment on Tuesday night at tho
Hill City Assembly Hall, the occasion
being known as "a Cafe Chantant."
Some fifty society girls and matrons
will assist in the entertainment and
pretty mattresses will serve refresh
ments during the evening. The affair
promises to be a brilliant success.
Miss Laurie McLaurin. daughter OF
Senator McLaurin, of Mississippi. has
been the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. T. NJ
Terry at their residence on College
| Hill. during the week.
| Miss Cora Field, of Lynchburg, visit
| ed Miss Ella Binford, in Richmond, re-
\ Gently.
!. Miss. Katherine Diggs visited rela-
! tives In Welch. w. Va, during the
early part of the week.
Miss jamie Owen has gone to visit
hex brother, Mr.. Charles Owen, al
i Kancy Kan.
4 DR.. Rawley w. Martin, who has beer
4 practicinE his profession in Chatham
for several years, has returned to thu
i city for the future.
4 Miss Sarah Kirk, OF Wheeling, W
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-02
Local Backing.
Skinuuarter Social News.

sK1NQUARTER, VA, February II
Mr.. and Mrs. Berkeley. OF Richmond,
and Mrs, Samuel 7Rudd spent Sunday
evening at Lone Oak. 4
Miss Cenevieve Rudd spent Monday
night with Mrs. T.. "A. Sims.
Mr.: Gregory Hockaday.. Of Ki hl q; nd
Mr.. and Mrs Fl. A. Holmes. of Keep
tryst. Nd, are visiting relatives near
WInterpock.
Miss Maggie Fuqua spent Monday
night with Mrs. l.. p. Rudd.
Mrs Abrahams has been suffering
from an attack Of Ia grippe. but is now
much improved.
Mrs. S. S. Goode Is unWell; IN TACT.
community.
MI. Ashley condrey visited the home
Of Mr.. g; L, Dyer last Sunday ,s !, /. -,
Miss Helen Jayne. Of smithdeal Col
lego; Is visiting in her faith er's home;
Miss Gertrude Mould, Of Michigan. Is
visiting Mrs. Olmstead. OF this place
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-02


Va, visited her schoolmate, Miss Louise
Brown. at her home on Cabell Street.
during the week.
Miss Mary Downs is visiting her sis
ter, Miss Emma Downs, in Charlottcs-
VILE.
Miss Kate Doyle left Thursday for
visit with friends In Brooklyn. N. Y.
Mrs. Holmes Cummings has gone on
visit In Pittsburg, Pa.
Mr.. Charles "A. Slaughter, of WEIGH
W. Va, Is the guest OF his sister, Mrs
j. Singleton Diggs.
Miss jamie Wilkins is the guest OF
friends In Washington.
Mrs. w. q. Gillespie, OF Charlottes-
vile, spent a portion OF tho week ir
! the city the guest OF her sister. Mrs
|; 7. Jacobs, at the patronage Of the
Franklin Street Baptist Church.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. p. Sale, who wer.
returning from their bridal trip. spen
several days during the week in thu
city as the guests of MI. Sales mother
Mrs. Cali!e Sale, on Madison Street
leaving "Wednesday afternoon for thci
new home in Crewe. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-02
Boykins Social News.

Especial to The Times Dlspatch.]
BOflSIN'S, VA lie bruar 1.---Dr, and
Mrs; b. r. Bryant celebrated On last
"Wednesday evening their. tWelfth an
Miss Ida Stephenson entertained the
Book Club on Tuesday eyenin & {, q !rhNe az
spent the time very pleasantly IN
MI. B. Ii, Beaton, OF washington.
n. G., is on u visit to Ills parents, MT.
and Mrs. u. Il. Beaton. II i, !. +, {. J. -
Mr. II, T. Knight was n n d, y g oriolK IS
Misses Nellie ana Cora AlcISinstry are
spending quite ii while IN Iet ersbures'
Mrs, ". p; Gray and J lttle son. '',f
Mr.. Bob White, OF IIiEtl soi ~ Il \, Y
e.. visited Mr. Nv. vs. NYlallte Auuthits
last week Az a3i ", 3s5 X
ter spending somo timo In Sunbeam,