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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
AN ADVERTISING TRICK FOR
WESTERN FARMERS.
Real Estate Agents" Go After
Men with Land for Sale and
Reap Rich Harvest.

A smooth scheme for separating
farmers from their money has been
worked with much success in South
Dakota. An oily CRATER calls on a
farmer and makes bid for his land
The figures are absurdly low at first,
but by degrees are raised as high as
$50 an acre, and the farmer consents.
Then the visitor explains that he is
only an agent, but that he can sell the
land at the price named IL the owner
will agree to pay for advertising at
the rate Of fifty cents an acre. The
agent promises orally that the ad-
vertlsing money will not be payable
until the land is sold. but this stipula-
ton is not contained in contract
that the farmer signs.
In few days he receives a copy Of
an ad and not over-courteous demand
for money. 1t is said that twenty
two agriculturists were caught with
this bait in Brown County and that
one Of them gave up 1920. Others de-
clare holly that they will not pay but
they will make fight in the courts.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01

that the intrusion upon his grounds
by Miss Armstrong, one of the r stu.
dents, has caused Mr.. Glenarm no an
noyance. The Sisters beg that this
infraction Of their discipline will be
overlooked, and they assure Mr. Glen
arm that II will not recur."
An unnecessary apology! The note
paper was of the best quality At
the head Of the page st. Agathas,
Annandale" was embossed In purple.
One of the sisters had seen beyond
the wall undoubtedly wrote it-possi-
bly, Sister Theresa herself. clever
woman. that! Thoroughly capable OF
plucking money from guileless old
gentlemen! Poor Olivia! born for
freedom, but doomed to a pent-up ex-
istence with lot OF nuns! resolved
to send her box Of candy sometime
just to annoy her guardians. Then
my own affairs claimed attention.
Bates I asked. do you know
what Mr.. Glenarm did with the plans
for this house?"
He started slightly. / should not
have noticed 1t II had not been so
keen for his answer.
No, sir. l can't put my hand upon
them, sir"
That's all very well, Bates, but you
didn't answer my question. Do you
know where they are? I'll put my
hand on them II you will kindly tell
me where they're kept"
81 fear very much, Mr.. Glenarm,
that they have been destroyed. | tried
to find them before you came. to tell
you the whole truth, sir; but they
must have been put out Of the way"
That's very interesting, Bates. Will
you kindly tell me whom you suspect
of destroying them? The toast again,
please"
His hand shook as he passed the
plate.
81 hardly like to say, sir, when it's
only suspicion"
"Of course shouldn't ask you to
incriminate yourself. but I'll have to
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
"pamn Your Pardon, and Go onl"

insist on ~ question. 1t may have
occurred to you, Bates, that In sense
lin a sense, mind you-Im the mas
ter here"
We'll. I should say. II you press me
that fear Mr.. Glenarm, your grand
father, burned the plans when he left
here the last time. hope you will
pardon me. sir. for seeming to reflect
upon him."
Reflect upon the devil! What was
his idea, do you suppose?"
II think. sir. II you will pardon"
Don't be SO fussy!" l snapped.
Damn your pardon, and go on!"
"He wanted you to study out the
place for yourself. sir. 1t was dear
to his heart, this house, He set his
heart upon having you enjoy tt"
II like the word-go ahead"
"And suppose there are things
about It that he wished you to learn
for yourself"
"You know them, OF course. and are
watching me when I'm hot and cold,
watching me to see when I'm hot and
cold, like kids at child's game"
The fellow turned and faced me
across the table.
"Mr. Glenarm, as l hope God may
be merciful to me in the last judg-
ment, l don't know any more about 1t
than you do"
You were here with Mr.. Glenarm
all the time he was building the house,
but you never saw walls built that
weren't what they appeared to be, or
doors made that didn't lead any
where"
summoned all my irony and con-
tempt for this arraignment. He lifted
his hand as though making oath.
"As God sees me. that is all true.
was here to care for the dead masters
comfort and not to spy on him. SIR"
"And Morgan. YOUR friend. what
about him."
II wish knew, SIR"
II wish TO the devil you did" and
flung out OF the room and into the H.
brary.
At IL o'clock ! heard a pounding
at the great front door and Bates came
to announce caller. who was now
stamping the snow from his shoes
audibly In the outer hall.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
CUBS FOOD
They Thrive on oraps-Nuts.

Healthy babies don't cry and the
well-nourished baby that is fed on
Grape-Nuts is never a crying baby.
Many babies who cannot take any
other food relish the perfect food,
Grape Nuts, and get well.
my little baby was given up by
three doctors who said that the con.
densed milk on which fed her had
ruined the child's stomach. One OF
the doctors told me that the only
thing to do would be to try Grape.
Nuts. so got some and prepared It as
follows: soaked III tablespoonfuls
In one pint Of cold water for half an
hour, then strained on the liquid ana
mixed IL teaspoonfuls OF this strained
Grape-Nuts juice with six teaspoonfuls
OF rich milk. put In pinch OF salt
and a little sugar, warmed II and gave
1t to baby every two hours.
In this simple. easy way / saved
baby's life and have built her up to a
strong healthy child. rosy and laugh
ing. The food must certainly be per.
feet to have such wonderful effect as
this. l can truthfully say think Il
Ii the best food In the world to raise
delicate babies on, and is also deli
cious healthful food for grown-ups as
we have discovered in Our family
Grape-Nuts is equally valuable to
the strong, healthy pan or woman. II
stands for the true theory OF health.
There's Reason. Read "The Road
TO Wellyille." In pkgg. ~
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
cUTIcURA CURED FOUR
Ing, Burning Rash-Three Little
Babies Had Skin Troubles.

"My baby had a running sore on his
neck and nothing that did for 1t took
effect until used Cuticura. My face
was nearly full Of letter or some SIM
liar skin disease. 1t would itch and
burn 80 that could hardly stand It.
Two cakes Of Cuticura Soap and a box
Of Cuticura Ointment cured me. Two
years after 1t broke out on my hands
and wrist. Sometimes I would go
nearly crazy for 1t itched so badly. l
went back to my old standby, that
had never failed me-one set Of Cuti-
cura Remedies did the work. One
set also cured my uncle's baby whose
head was cake of sores, and another
baby who was in the same fix. Mrs.
Lille Wilcher, TO Eleventh St., Chat.
tanooga, Tenn, Feb. 16. 1907"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01

II fear there's big joke involved In
the hidden treasure" replied. I'm
SO busy staying at home to guard 1t
that l have no time for social recrea.
ton"
He looked at me quickly to see
whether was joking. His eyes were
steady and earnest. The Reverend
Paul Stoddard impressed me more and
more agreeably. There was sugges'
ton Of quiet strength about him that
drew me to him.
II suppose every one about here
thinks Of nothing but that I'm at Glen
arm to earn my inheritance. My resi-
dence here must look pretty sordid
from the outside"
"Mr. Glenarm's will is a matter Of
record in the county, of course. But
you are too hard on yourself. It's no
body's business II your grandfather
wished to visit his whims on you.
should say, In my own case, that l
don't consider 1t any of my business
what you are here for. didn't come
over to annoy you or to pry into your
SCI lonCiy hOW thCh
and thought I'd like to establish neigh
borly relations"
Thank you; appreciate your COM
ing very much, and my heart warm
ed under the manifest kindness Of the
man.
And hope"-he spoke for the first
time with restraint-'I hope nothing
will prevent your knowing Sister
Theresa and Miss Devereux. They
are interesting and charming-the
only women about here of your own
social status"
My liking for hin abated slightly.
He might be d.tectYe, represent
ing the alternative heir, 6cr all knew
and possibly Sister Theresa was a
party to the ,.1spiracy to drive me
away.
in time. no doubt. in time, I shall
know them" answered evasively.
'Oh. quite as you like."-and he
changed the subject. We talked OF
many things-of outdoor sports. with
which he showed great familiarity. OF
universities. OF travel and adventure.
Columbia was his alma mater, but he
had spent two years at Oxford.
<To BE CoNTINuEDJ
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
What Hubby Missed.

Il was telephoning the other night"
said the girl. land voice crossed
mine. a whispering voice. couldn't
help wondering what the game was.
What are you whispering for?' l
asked.
Hush she said, still In the whis-
per. I'm trying to talk under my
breath. don't want my husband to
hear. Please get of the wire. Won't
your
81 got off the wire, but l couldn't
sleep very well that night for wonder
ing what 1t was she, didn't want her
husband to hear"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
An Object Lesson.

Miranda" said the mistress, you
are good cook. and just know that
you are too good for us to keep. Some
man will come along one OF these days
and induce you to marry him."
20, no, num-" answered Miranda,
fervently. I've lived with you and
your 'usband too long to want ever to
get married"
There are two conclusions to be
drawn from the reply Of the faithful
servant; one is that she was loyal to
her employers. the other is as II
may b..
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
Important TO Mothe.o.
Had Done His Best.

Uncle Hosea did not feel able to
contribute more than rs cents to the,
missionary cause. and was not particu-
tarly enthusiastic about giving even
that.
"You ought to give as the Lord has
prospered you." said Deacon Iron
side.
II don't think the Lord'll ever ac-
cuse me Of bein' ungrateful." an
swered Uncle Hosea. six Of my
boys Is preachers"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
Wooden Buildings and Rats,

why are there SO few rats In New
York;" remarked q man who knows
all the range Of nature from bugs to
elephants. Simply because there are
so few wooden houses. and especially
because there are SO many cellars and
stone walls and concrete floors. II
there were no wooden buildings In the
city, and none with wood In them.
there would be no rats"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
"Be Thoro,Ioh.v

Such was the advice given by Field
Marshal Sir Evelyn Wood. v. c.. to
the boys Of Felsted school In the
course Of his speech Sir Evelyn said,
when constituting a passage. easy or
difficult. look out every word of the
meaning Of which you arc not certain.
In games play your best. not for your
own hand. but for your own sids."-
Chums.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
Ivy Both Good and a.s

IVY growing over the walls Of q
mouse renders the structure cool Ia
summer and warm In winter II also
Keeps tho walls dry. 1t Is, however.
very destructive to woodwork, fore.
Ing the joints apart.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
Another Kind Of curran,

i wish l was little fish," said
Jack Papa says the ocean is full OF
currents. and like currants better
than anything, 'cept bananas. apples.
oranges and sweet potatoes"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
Hand Iesppsd EsmlnInI.x

Nothing can be more unlucky for .
woman than to be born plain. A WON.
an without attractions OF some sort
starts life even more severely handi.
capped than q man without brain.-
Ladies' Field. nT
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01

What you cannot avoid. learn to
bear. True happiness is cheap, did we
but apply to the right merchant for
it-Hytche.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
The Reason for MARRYING.

''They say that he married her for
her money"
And what did he do when she lost
her wealth."
"He lost his eason."-Harvard
Lampoon.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01

It's a sweeping assertion to say that
a new broom sweeps clean.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed To cure any case
Of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles In
6to Ia days or money refunded. bOc.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01

Talk is cheap-unless a lawyer is
handing 1t out.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01
The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths.

-
There is a disease prevailing in this
country most dangerous because SO decep-
I'LL u. EHt1Hs tive. Many M, sudden sudden
~ dI Y 33g<<llZE by it--heart dis
y1Y>NX w. ease, pneumonia,
1llDJ H/KI W. heart failure or
Missy F1A al r apoplexy are often
GIlS:!ES MIMI the result of kid
E/lnrEA1 El ney disease. II
e~NIf=<N \NSN kidney trouble Is
VvS4 N EIl I allowed toadvance
MN !. q. ~ - the kidney-poison-
SS.A..-..~2S.s-- ed blood will at
tack the vital organs, causing catarrli Of
the bladder, or the kidneys themselves
break down and waste away cell by cell.
Bladder troubles almost always result
from arrangement of tile kidneys and
cure is obtained quickest by proper
treatment of the kidneys. II you are feel
ing la,t,ys.ou can make no mistake by
taking Or. Kilmer's Swamp Root, the
great kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
II corrects inability to hold urine and
scalding pain in passing II, and over
comes that unpleasant necessity of being
compelled to go often through the day,
and TO get up many times during the
night. The mild and the extraordinary
effect Of Swainp-Root is soon realized.
1t stands the highest for its wonderful
cures Of the most distressing cases.
Swamp-Root is pleasant TO take and is
sold by all druggists in fifty-cent and
one-dollar size bottles. You may have G.
sample bottle of this wonderful new dis
covery and book that tells all about it,
both sent free by mail. Address, DIR. Kill
fner x Co., Binghamton, N Y. When
writing mention reading this generous
offer III this paper. Don't make any
mistake, but renieaiber the name, Swamp
Root, DIR. Kilmer's Swamp Root, and the
address, Binghamton, N. Y, OIL every
bottle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-02-01

Many Old People Suffer from
Bronchial Affections particularly at
this time of year. Browns Bronchial
Troches give immediate relief.
Arizona republican., 1908-05-10
THE HOUSE.

Washington. May 9.-Although on several occasions there was difficulty in maintaining d quorum. the house transacted considerable business to- day. \ number of measures were pass cd including d child labor law for the District of Columbia intended as d substitute for the senate bill: permit ting appears in naturalization cases from the district to the circuit court o. appeals, repeating the act of the l. stature of New Mexico of 1903. re- el-5iag civil procedure in personal in j.l. cases.
 The proceedings were enlivened by condemnation of the government by 1ir. Larrisna. the Porto Rican com missioner for the treatment of his ueopie. which he said had led to a spirit discontcnt: and by spirited passa gc at arms between the floor eaiers Me-srs. Payne and Williams. each charging the others party with Iishouesty in elections.
 A 5:05 the house adjourned until t'T 'rrow. when eulogies were deliver ed ID the life and character of the had Representative Adolph Meyer of LV .siana. In view of the circun!-
 of tie adjournment Mir Will .af cd not insiEt upon the usual roll
Arizona republican., 1908-05-10
The Ceremonies Attending the Surrendering
 of Command by Admiral Evans
Too III Himself to be Present, Address of Regret and Thanks Read to the Men of the Assembled Narsllips.

san Francisco. May 9.-Rear Admiral Robey D. Evans flag today was haul ed down from the main truck ol the Connecticut in San Francisco harbor amid a salute of thirteen guns and to- night the first commander in chief of America's first battle ship fleet is on his way to his home in Washington to remain on waiting orders until the date of his retirement for age on his sixty-second birthday. the 18th of Au- gust next. Accompanied by members 6f his family and staff. Admiral Evans left at 6.20 D. m. No advance an nouncement of the hour of his depart ure had been made. in order that the crowds at the ferry terminal and the Oakland railway station might be avoided.
 As the blue ensign of the retiring commander fluttered down to the after bridge of the Connecticut d new flag of similar design was broken out in token of the presence of the new chief. Rear Admiral Chas. NJ. Thomas, who brought the ships from Magdalena Bay to Santa Cruz and who acted for Admiral Evans at all South American and southern California social func- tions of the cruise, taking over the control of the big fleet in his own right. The bunting of the 1s,w com mander was saluted by thirteen guns fired from every ship in the fleet. The waters of the bay and the green sur rounding hills echoed the sigma shots.
 On board each of the sixteen battle ships, the six torpedo boat destrOyers and the auXiliaries of the Atlantic fleet an address from the departing commander in chief was read. Admiral
 Evans was not permitted by his phy- sician to go aboard the Connecticut during the ceremonies attending his relinquishment of active naval service. He expressed great regret at leaving the ships and his thanks for the loyal support of the men and officers during the long tour under his command. The salutes prescribed by the naval fts ulat'O1ie we're the oniy' manifesto tions ol ponp and ceremony attending Admiral Thomas assumption of com mand. It is his desire that the re quirements of the occasion should be as simple as possible. Not long after his flag was flying he returned to the shore to participate in a welcome which Oakland, across the bay, had de sired to extend to the fleet.
 After a late night ashore, attending a city banquet atthe St. Francis and | the Greenway bal at the FairmOnt ho- | tel the senior and junior officers alike turned out early this morning to march in brigade parade of blue jackets and marines from the combined fleets through the streets of Oakland in re- view by the secretary of the navy, Oakland being his home city. For the
Arizona republican., 1908-05-10
THE FORESTRY
 FIGHT RACES In the Debate on the Aqri-
 cultural Bill MT. SmOOt Says Timber Thieves are at Bottom Ot Opposition.
THE SENATE.

Washington, May 9.-The debate OF the main features of the agricultural appropriation bill was practically con cluded by the senate today. Senator Smooth of Utah spoke at length in ad- vocacy of the forest reserve service. Messrs. Lodge and Newlands supported the policy of service. MT Shoot de cIared that timber thieves" had been cstTy service looking about for some one to attack and they turned upon the United States forester. MT. Flint of California said the laws under which the fraudulent practices grew up were still on the statute books in spite of efforts to repeal them. Endorsing the statement of the senator from CalifOr- mia Mir. NewlandS declared that the explanation of the failure tO repeal these laws was found in the influence of the interests strongly intrcnched in every political organization of the west. saving that he wished to speak in defense of the forest reserve policy
 MT Clark of Wyoming reviewed at length what he said is regarded as the weakness of the forestry service. He declared that its opponents were not indifferent to the preservation of tim Der lands but they objected to the methods practiced by the bureau of forestry under the present administra- ton.
 Mir. Lodge apologlzed for the use of the word policy" which the senator from IGaho commented upon the other day. but as no other word occurred tp him he would use it. He declared that thc eastern states could appreciate what had been done by the pioneers "f the western country but they believed The forests should be preserved for th" whole people and not regarded as be longing to the states in which they w0re located. What had been called in this debate the God-EiveE right tp Use and destroy without interference" had been pretty fully exercised ir this CpIntry. said Mir. Lodge.
 He continued to refer to the destruo-
Arizona republican., 1908-05-10
Fractional City and County Disputes are
 CIOuding the Investigation
The Sheriff has Decided to Hunt for more Bodies until His Present Collection of Cadavers has been Identified.

SkrllS. Neither was there any kind of brain hcmcrrhagcs. The hearts and lungs of at least two children re- Vcaled the same condition as were found in these organs in the body of the mother The hearts of all were diiated and full of ciots. and the lungs were collapsed. This condition is found in the case of persons who have died from sufrocation. This circum- stance is taken as evidence that the theory regarding Mrs. GUnness having crcmated the children and substitut- cd another Woman's body for her own and then escaped after setting fire to the house, is not tenable.
 one of the alleged circumstances mp on which the theory was based is the fact that t,c body was that of q wo- man much smaller than Mrs. Guinness. The intense heat to which the corpseS were subjected, according to rr. Ney- e.. would however. fully account for this circumstance. Mrs. Guinness was an abnormally large woman in every Tarticular. When the corpse was cut open a layer of fat two inches thick still existed over the abdomen.
 Still further evidence that the body is that of Mrs. Guinness is found in the facJ that the remains of a iin- ger rmg which sh" is known to have worn. Were found in the ashes sev- cral days later. The buckle of mon ey belt. sucn ds Inc woman is known Jo have used. Was also picked ID and later still, key which corresponds to the loci, on her safety deposit box. Was found ia the basement.
 For Jhc first time since Sheriff Suulzer began work or the farm he failed today tp discover at least one addiuoadl body. Excavations were made at several points in the barn yard but ir none of them were there any indications of human bones or flesh.
 The search is to be abandoned for a
 ew days at least, the sheriff announc- ing that he win eudeavor to secure ad- .iiti5as,i eNs.ia'-ea reeording tLe iden- tity cf the corpses found in the base menL With this object in view. he employed Louis Schultz. who was for merly wlncr. to sluicc ihc nshes of tha cellar m thc hope thIt additional metallic relics of Mrs. Guinness will be found. TAc guld filling which she is said 10 have Lad in several teeth Is to be an especial object of search.
Arizona republican., 1908-05-10
FAREWELL TO BOB.

Oakland. May 9-Rcar Admiral Evans was given an enthusiastic greeting by the crowd which gathered at the Southern Pacific ferry boat just before he entered the private car at tached tO the overland train.
 Goodbye. Bob." Good luck. Ad- miral.' and other greetings were an sWercd by a lacOnic salute and a cher " Goodbye everybody" On the trip over on the ferryboat Admiral Evans stood on the deck watching the fleet as long as it was in sight
 When asked for a statement Hs said: There is nothing to be saiJ excepting out there." pointing to the fleet, Ties my first and last flagship. the Yorktown and the Connecticut"
 The admiral was almost in tears as the boat dropped into the ferry slip.