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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-01-14
@abre 8ilbuns.

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luorter m~nierer 3eit. paS oermnben gez
beutel llnp perpeutet pirb, bah man
ii6 bel mand,en Wenihen biuig fragen
tunn, Oh man it'd mehr 81 lpu1oerll
bat. iiber Die dusgebiIbete
Y inbilbung pber iiber Die NJ
gebiloe,te usbilpung.
9ieie aebrieite Def Mebaille Der
hdufige MiBbrauh, Der nit Dem
&orte v9iloung" g~etrieben, bari uns
jehoh nift perbinDern. Den eplen
Sim mno 8ebalt Der wabren
StIoun9 an5uerfennen. Set
it esbilbnng mub uno iol
lrets ais etluas 8ihtiges, ais etiuas
llnentbebrlides anseleben lpernen, mo-
nit Die Sugeno fir ben ipotereu 9es
bensfampf mlsseriiltet ipirp. Nber
mas Ut oenn eigentlih 8ilbing? SuBt
lie bios nuf GlBeres Iuitreten uno
Senebmen poer sebt tic nod tiefer?
@ie mdndc MISREPRESENTATION
aiebt's III Der @elt, Die IN @elelli6aft
nid5t rebt %ipilien, mas lie nit ibrem
duBeren Ienideu auiausen iollen,
nuo Die bod, lobdlo tic anfnngen an
reoen. iih ais gruno9ebiloete 9eute
5eigenl llno umgefebrt, ipie mnnfe
gluttgeldliffene unb poblpolirtc Sc
leQlmaftsnienlhen 9iebt es, oeren Sez
ipegunaer uno SerbeAgungen tnbelz
los linb. uno Die bnd,, iobalb man lif
ms UeiprGd nit linen einldBt ODER
ipbalo lie III @rreeuns eeratben. lit
als grunorpbe, ungebilbete 2eute Seiz
genl Silbung lit Dor alien Singen
@eiitesbilouug unb beitebt alip in Der
rihtigen Mnsbilbnng. Sflege nlo
Sdnluug Der peri6iebenen Settles
trGfte.
Sabei bnnoelt es iid bel Der @eis
ltes6ilbun9 nidt bloB barum. bab man
III 9epiien 8ebieten oes 8iiiens
unp Der STUNT 81 Saule lei. lonoern
Die Silpuns muB iid eritreden auf pen
Weniden mo mus pe5bulp
Den Wenihen nanientlih alif failen in
bent t"iefiten Iittelpunft ieines @es
lens. in Ser5 unp Is ii I +.
Sd mcine Die Ser5cnS- nnS WemiithS-
biloung lei bcim wciblid)cn @cihlcdt
rph piel .uihtiger mnn nnentbebrlidjer
ais betm miuniihen. Gin Mann
fann obne @ilnurs uon SerS nnh @c-
miitD 5ur Nutb md, Gin Wsdnn iein,
cine 5ram obnc tic lit aber tcine
Jram mebr.
r6er5ensbilbuna" mas lit oem
ous eigeutliA? Sic muB por Naem
BARN bethlehem. oaB tic Selbitiuht inn
Ser5en 5ertrimmert nnb bafiir D lie
Siebe. Die niht pas Sbre
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-01-14
9as itarfe muD bias idwa6e @eidle6t.

Sbipobl NO Die Srnueln ais Dns
lhpafe @eihled,t be6eihnets ertragerl
tie 5umeiIt forperlifen Sdmers nnb
leelii6es Seib nit sroBerem Nutbe.
nl5 Die Wdnner. Die. ais Die Stnrten
selten. ginen 8eiueis bierfiir erbringt
audi elm piel beiddftister. tildtiger
3abnar3t. CT ihreibt: sd luiiroe
lieber brei Srauen ais einen Wann
gum Gatienten baben. Sueenoe bon
Srauen fonnte ib nenueii, Die. pbne Si
6uden. Die grpBten Shmer6en crtrns
gen. Die Mnjorit6t Der Idnner ons
gene lino Seiglinge I'M Sperationss
Itubl. Sic braudeu uur Ole Silitrlts
mente 81 Iebeu unb bleide Surht er.
greift lie. Is iinb audi Ndnler, Die
ibre franfeu Sdbne nit 3ilfe nes
SAFES aliSge3ogen 3i baoen i%piiuidten.
uno SurdJt burdbbebt tic. lie mod1ten
niht wieper 5u lid fumnteu . ~pabreno
anberieito gang geluobnlih lit. oab cine
gebrecbli6 nlSiebenbe Came Den @ee
braud oes @oies nblebnt uno riihig
I'M Stuble iibt uno lid. ohnc Su mllrA
rem, Dem mpermeiolid idmer5baften
Yro5eB hes 3nhnSiebens mnterlpirjs~
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-01-14

3fpei Der @intpobner zines Sorfes,
lpeltDcS lanumt Der gnn8eu @rnte
Durf Den 9lie einaeGihert iporben
mar, ipurpen bon i6rer @enneinoe III
Die unllie9enOe 8egenb geienoet, INT
fiir Die 10 i6lper &eimgeiuhten 8eis
'teuern 5u erbitten. sic fnnten benn
audi firth zines Mlprgens auf ben 6of
zines ipoblbnbenben 2anomanncs.
Sic fanben i'm Dor benz Stdlle nno
borten, oils lie iid linn ndberten. fuie
er DEM &ne6t es ernltlid] bertpies,
DAB er Die Stride. luornn Die Sfien
9eIpannt luaren, iiber 9taft I'M Me&
gen am Sfluge gelaiien unb nidt
ms Srpdene gebracht bate. 20
lpeb. Der Wann lit s%enaul", iprah
Stner gum Inbern. bier tpirn es nicht
bel gebenl" Nin mnrbe Der 6err
oes 5oies Die Sremben gelpnhr, uno
itbeB err nit linen IN lein Sails ging,
er5dblten lie ibm ibr llngliid uub
bruhten ibr @esebreu ppr. Wrpb
mar ibre 8erwnnoerung. ais er linen
Elm aniebnlihes @eifent an @elo
CAB unb nod periprnh. ebenlppiel ut
Saatforn Der uerun9liidten @emeins
DC au ifiden. ga. lie %tonnten III ibrer
pantbaren Hiibrune it'd niht entbaIs
ten, ipdbrenb bes Sriibitiids ibrem
@obltbdter es 81 geitebeu. mie ieine
Nilotbdtigfeit linen nm 10 mebr lils
eripartet geipeien lei. ais iie i'm. ipe=
gen oes porbiu Inn cine &%leinigfeit
DEM 8neht seseDenen 8ermeiies iiir
iebr genau bielteu. n3iebe Sreuuoe",
mar feline Mntmort, eben baDurh.
odb ih oas Weiniae leber5eit gut 5it<
iammenbielt. FAM 10 in Die gliidlihc
Gage, ipobltbdtis iein Su fonnen."
@ie Wanher itdmt lid Der Spars
iamfeit. Der blob oes @ei8es lih ait
Idldmen slaubt! llnb pie Mauher
ihdmt it'd Der &obltbdtiefeit, ipeil er
lie fdlihlih fir @erlhwenoung bdltl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-01-14

@eritdnb babeu, Sers Idben it
nidt 9enug, man m!B tic iiir anoers
baben.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
IT'S FOREIGN TRADE
John D. ArchboId Says Stand
ards Greatest Business
Is Abroad.
TRUST AGREEMENT OF 1882

New York, Dec. 1.-The Develop
ment OF trade OF the Standard Oil COM
pany in foreign fields as d subject of
evidence in the governments suit to
dissolve the oil combination gave John
D. Archbold, vice president of the
Standard, an opportunity as witness
to spread upon therecords some inter-
esting features of the Standards bust
ness in foreign countries. OF the total
amount of Illuminating oil refined by
thestandard in 1906, Mr.. Archbold
stated that 63 per cent was sold
abroad. Export figures of other years
further showed thatthe Standard ex-
ported the major bulk of its illuminat-
ing oil.
Testimony was given by Mr.. Arch
bold that during the period of the
Standard Oil Trust the trustees poured
millions of the company's earnings
back into the trust for the construc-
ton of new refineries and pipe lines.
Mr.. Archbold told of the trust agree
ment of 1882, and said that all of the
shareholders of the Standard and the
vi luC lbs, IAClC1 thhu
Chester agreement signed the agree
ment Mr.. Archbold said that 20 trust
certificates were issued for each sin
gle share of Standard Oil Company
stock.
The capital stock of the Standard
was $3,5OOOO0," said Mr.. Archbold,
''but the plants and property were val
ued at $7O,OOO,OC0.'
He then gave thereason for the for
nation of the Standard Oil Trust, say
ing:
1T was done as simple and effect
i've form of holding the property We
were advised by counsel that neither
any other corporation could effectual-
ly or safely, perhaps, hold the proper
ty, which was widespread in many
states whose laws were restrictive of
the rights of corporations. The trus-
teeship was suggested as a simple
method of bringing together the prop
erty and form token of ownership
which would have market value and
enable the owners to have a more eff
fective administration"
As Holding Body.
Mr. Archbold said that the Trustees
of the Standard Oil Trust, after its
organization, formed the Standard Oil
Companies of New York and New Jer-
sey to hold properties which had pre-
viously been held by Standard inter
eSts The witness said the Standard
Companies of New York and New
Jersey were still the same companies
as those formed lin 1882. The CAPT
tai stock of the Standard Oil Com
pany of New Jersey was 100000 in
1882, but increased in 1892 to $10,-
100000, and in 1899 to $4,000, 900, of
which $1O,000,O0O was preferred.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
IN A FRIGHT
Flags Hoisted Over Port Au
Prince to Warn Revo-
lutiOniStS.
GOVERNMENTS LOSSES.

Port Au Prince, Dec. Livery hour
brings the revolutionary army nearer
to Port au Prince. The advance guard
of Gen. Antoine Simons forces is not
more than twenty-five or thirty miles
away and the insurgents are sweeping
all before them.
The government losses at Anse a
Veau on Friday and the rout of the
loyal troops have caused consterna-
ton among theaofficials with the ex-
ception of President Nord Alexis. The
aged president, who has faced many
revolutions before, announces his de-
termination to fight to the last. Many
of the residents of the capital. how
ever, are panic stricken and the great
majority of the natives have closed
their stores.
There is an uneasy feeling among
the foreigners, Notwithstanding the
presence in the harbor Of the war
ships of the United States and France
from which forces will be landed il
the insurgents succeed in passing the
gates Of the city. Flags of different
nations are flying over the homes OF
many foreign residents, the markets
are deserted and the country people
have fled precipitately and Yefuse to
return.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
TO russian Joke Teller,

Story telling and jesting have al
ways been counted the favorite amuse-
ments of semibarbaric people. To the
nrst we owe the arabian Nights
and to the second the clowns, who
were formerly the appendage Of all
great houses. In Russia the paid
joker still flourishes, and the people
pay SO much an hour to listen to his
jokes and witticisms. He provides
himself with two or three hundred
tickets, and, mounting a sort of ros-
trum, he announces that he is going
to regale his audience with choice It'd
bits of mirth provoking lore. He be-
gins selling tickets at a penny each,
and when he has sold enough to war
rant his beginning he turns himself
loose, and the audience remains spell
bound by his huporous stories for an
hour or two. A recent traveller who
saw a number Of these jokers in St.
Petersburg says, II listened to them
several times, and. although 1 could
not understand one word the joker
said, was sure from the way the au-
dience greeted his stories with roars
of laughter that the jokes were above
the average"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
WOMAN AND CHILD
ARE FOUND DEAD
Appearances Point to Murder
And Suicide.

Memphis, Tenn, Dec. Mrs. Mich
olas Errington, wife of a prominent
travelling salesman of Chicago, and her
seven-year-old daughter, Theresa, are
dead from carbolic acid poisoning, evil
IDENTIFY administered by the former who
was respondent over ill health. The
mother was found dead on her bed at
the PePabody hotel this morning, after
the hotel employees had been attracted
by the child's means. The child died
soon after being taken to the hospital.
They were enroute to Hot Springs for
the winter. $500 in currency and
much valuable jewelry were found in
the room.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01

Chicago, H., Dec. manipulation
of the leading butter markets of the
country by a coterie of Chicago, Elgin,
and eastern producemen is said to be
responsible to a large extent for the
present extravagant prices for butter.
While supplies of butter are larger
than is usually the cuse at this season
values are materially higher than a
year ago, with prospects good for fur
Their advances before there is any re-
lief
Rumors of a corner in June storage
butter, which is the best of the sea-
sons pack, have been circulated for
some time, and while vigorously de-
MED by the principals, the fact re-
mains that the stock of choice storage
butter is tightly held, with prices high
and on the up grade.
Leading commission firms in Chica-
go, Boston, New York and Elgin are
credited with being the engineers of
the so-called deal. r. E. Purcell &
Co, a South Water street commission
firm, is given the credit for handling
the local end of the operations. At
Elgin the Fox River Butter company
is reported to have had charge.
Dates Back to Last June.
The alleged deal dates back to last
June, when the production was unusu-
ally heavy, with receipts at the princi
pal markets enormous Representa-
tives of the above firms were heavy
buyers here and in the other leading
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
New Prosecutor Faces Ordeal

Charles Ladd, proseeutor-elect, has
gone in training for a fearful ordeal,
So heart-rending are the tortures that
Mr.. Ladd is quietly, but courageously
preparing himself to confront, that
their description is more fit to be wo-
ven into a tragedy entitled, From
Homespun to Glad Rags" than into
mere cold-blooded newspaper tale"
An abrupt, undramatic statement of
the unknown terrors Mr.. Ladd is fac
ing with Spartan like fortitude and
gameness are a boiled shirt, patent
leather pumps and dress suit He
has agreed to pry himself into the
said high falutin' dude outfit on the
occasion of the Policeman's ball.
.Mhi0h win be pulled on With great
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01

pomp and ceremony, on the evening
of December Q, at the Coliseum.
Mr.. Ladd has consented to lead the
grand march at the ball with Prescott
or Wilfred Jessup. who he will sue
coed January l. Mr.. Jessup will also
be lit up in evening clothes. but this
prospect has no terrors for him. The
indifference displayed by Mr.. Jessup
is satisfactorily explained by him, as
follows: When I was in Washington
l wore boiled shirt and dress suit
frequently. You know there are a
lot of places in Washington where you
can rent such things"
The police officers state that Mr..
Jessup has already, by his past expe-
rience with glad rags, great handi-
cap on his heir apparent, and that IL
he wears his top hat it win be rubbing
It h en- 1T. La1A
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
Million Ties Up Butter Market
Corner Is in Large Measure Responsible for High Pnces
inois and Eastern Firms Engineer Deal

butter markets. Their buying was re-
sponsible for unusually high prices
during June, and other dealers to a
large extent, were taken by surprise
and did not buy their usual quota OF
butter. All through June and well in.
to July brokers were securing South
Water street for choice creamery
stock, and succeeded in buying an
enormous line.
A large part of these purchases is
still in storage, although there have
been free marketings at remunerative
prices to the holders for several weeks
past.
Million Dollars Invested.
Some estimates place the percentage
of storage stocks of June butter held
by the clique at 10 per cent. and the
more conservative commission men
say the amount is nearer 80 per cent
About 81 100000 is said to have been
invested in the operations.
Stocks of storage butter in the prin-
cipal warehouses of the country, are
approximately 100000 pounds larg
er than year ago, and about that
much larger than two years ago, sc
there is apparently little reason for ex
travagantly high values.
Independent dealers who were for
tunate enough to secure fair sized lines
of butter are said to have sold theil
stocks to the big interests, which has
orix, ut ;rh IN
the situation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
Marriage Customs In Savage Africa

Marriage Customs In Savage Africa.
The charge which is sometimes
brought against white men of marry
ing for money" cannot be used against
their sex in Africa, for there it is the
other way about, husbands having to
purchase their wives. When a man
has wife bestowed upon him as an
act Of charity he feels that she is not
properly his own, and she, if she will.
can treat him with contempt This
custom Of wife purchase, although it
is to be decried as tending to lower
marriage to the level of a commercial
contract, is an incentive to young men
to work. Lazy youths cannot COM
pete with energetic ones in the matri-
monial market, as they are despised by
the young women and rejected by their
parents as being unworthy Of their
daughters.-WideW World Magazine
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
Pill Z s
Cured
Quickly
without Pain. Great Cost, Operation
or Trouble in the Secrecy Of
Your Own Home.
Trial Package by Mail, Free.

Every druggist carries Pyramid Pile
Cure in stock. Why? Because pile
sufferers buy it in such quantities that
the druggist is compelled to supply
the demand, or lose this class of pat
ronage.
These little cones perform their du-
ties so quickly as to be almost an
over night relief or cure.
Testimonials unsolicited come to US
daily of the great success Pyramid
Pile Cure is making.
Cases OF ten and fifteen years have
been cured after short time by
these little healers.
No worry is necessary, the dread of
pain and hospital and operating table
h removed. @...
Don't be skeptical, buy box at
bnce, and give yourself relief. 1t will
hot take months to prove their value
one or two applications is all the
proof you will need.
Any druggist, anywhere. will sup
ply you. or if you prefer. send us fifty
bents and we win send you a box by
nail in plain wrapper or send us your
tame and address and we will send
YOU trial package by mail free. Ad-
Eess Pyramid Drug Co, 152 Pyramid
Ndg- Marshall, Mich
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
DESIRES INFORMATION.
Helms Would Like to Know Those
Going to Omaha.

The secretary of the State Corn
Growers association has enquired of
J. S. Helms of this county. who has
had charge of the work Of securing
Wayne county's exhibits for the Ma
tional Corn show at Omaha, how many
Wayne county people will make the
trip to Omaha with the state delega.
ton. Mr.. Helms wants everyone who
intends to make the trip to commune
cate with him at once so that he can
notify the state secretary before Sat
urday.
The special train bearing the state
delegation leaves Indianapolis over
the Monon at Is p. m. December IA
The railroads offer a round trip rate
of one and a half fare. The round
trip from indianapolis to Omaha will
amount to s2055.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
TH|RTY-N|NE ARRESTS
MADE IN NOVEMBER
Considered floating Month"
BY Police.

November was loafing month for
the members of the police department
The cOpperS were on their jobs the
same as usual, but had fewer opportu.
mites to make arrests. The total
causes was bit 80, divided as follows
Drunk, IS; suspicion, 2; superintend,
ent's order, 3; jumping trains, 3; petit
larceny, ); assault and battery, 5, and
one each for carrying concealed weap-
ons, forgery, bastardy, provoke, jump
ing bond and runaway.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
Adam, Eve and Some Apples.
How many apples did Adam and Eve

Hoan, ESe ana Dome Apples.
How many apples did Adam and Eve
eat?
Some say Eve and Adam 2, a total
of 1 O. Others say Eve 8 and Adam s
also; total, 6. But If Eve 8 and Adam
50, the total will be 90. Now, if Eve
1 and Adam the total would be
SOS. Then If Eve LIST and Adam 8 Z
the total would be l .623 Or, again,
Eve 8 l Adam, Adam S1242 oblige
Eve, total 80, O56. Though we ad-
NIT Eve Adam, Adam, if he !
2 4 keep Eve company; total, 8, 80
0 5 6. All wrong. Eve, when she l 2
many and probably felt sorry for it.
and adam. in order to relieve her
grief. s 2; therefore Adam if he s
4 2 0-fy Ewes depressed spirit
hence both ate s SOC, S64 apples
Kansas City Independent
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
Sea Roses.

The sea rose is a leathery looking
creature which attaches itself to a
stone at the bottom Of the sea in it's
infancy and ultimately attains a size
about three inches in length and an
inch and hall in breadth. When
quiet and feeding under water it's top
opens and blossoms into the semblance
of large pink rose, with petals fully
an inch long really handsome OBJ
ject. AS soon as it is disturbed, how
ever, it shuts itself resolutely into it's
leather pod.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
GENERALLY OBSERVED.

The noon prayer meetings that are
being held every noon from 1905 to
1925 at the st. Paul's Episcopal
church are being we'll attended The
week of prayer is being observed more
in Richmond than at first thought
The Baptist church will hold special
services on Wednesday and Thursday
All the churches will observe special
prayer services Thursday evening.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
Southern Spoon Corn Bread.

Pour two cupfuls boiling water over
a cupful cornmeal; cook five minutes,
stirring continually; add a tablespoon
full butter, two eggs well beaten. cup
full milk, teaspoonful salt; beat thor
oughly. pour into well creased bak-
ing dish and bake thirty-fve minutes
in hot oven. Serve from the dish in
which It Is baked.-What to Eat.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
CITY IN BRIEF

L. C. Kings job printing Of
flee over IL N. 9TH ST., is in
charge of Mr.. Geo. H. Kramer
while Mr.. King is confined in
the hospital. Your patronage
solicited and appreciated.
3O-3t
Furs Remodeled. Mrs. Bessie Den
mis-, 458 S. West Bird st. 1t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
Overburdsned With Memory.

Overburdsned With Memory.
'Your son tells me that he is going to
take lessons to cultivate his memory"
81 hope not" answered Farmer Corn
tossel. "He can remember every fool
tune that was ever whistled."-Wash-
ington Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01

There is lighthouse to every four
teen miles Of coast in England. to ev-
cry thirty miles in Ireland and to
every thirty-nine miles in Scotland
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
Quite liqht.

Marfe-I think Chollie is delightful
dancer. He's so light on his feet. Lii
lian-When you're better acquainted
with Chollie you'll discover that he's
light at both ends!-Town and Country
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01

An acre in Middlesex is worth a prin
eipality In Utopia.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-01
BANK Statement.


Second National Bank Richmond
November 81