The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-08-29
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 parss msn sass ssasnf oi shs pssSs and and Onion are in the Texas Legislature. Hsays;ns-thsy could put, up strong ,.v,s .wsat t,s, ds you think now of the new
 ."Wsli--it is certainly open to criti- cism."
 Are you reading any new serials
 New csreals--I can't see anythins but brsakfast-food signs no matter where SO"
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 No.-san you stand to see isdy
 .No--but what's the answsr---"
 "Is Afaude a decided biopde3''
 Weller she hasn't decided"
 Ask q chorus, girl whieh she prefers wine or beer and she'll say wine every time because beer can't De mentioned
 A stranger in Galveston was arrest- cd the other day on a charge of iunsey This thing ia such an everyday occuF. renee In little old New York that it passes unnotieed.
 According to a naper out in Texas, The Houston Post. we believe, all the Texas brides are "jasamine scented . about a brides perfume % as we we We're were about her performances on the cooking range.
 Mrs. Ann Huislzer of ohio lived to be 107 years of age, her remarkable longevity being due so she says, to the fact that she was "sontinyaIly eating ss tsRsn I Bite asr of Biscuit aas s's Sy sSss SSs of Houston's ''Jasamine -scanted brides shed never have reached that age. however. e t.. M King Edward has thirty suits of clothes year. but we newspaper fef. Because s "W we n anage to MorfS 9iSs siSsE! !Is on some less than that number. All honor to the humble hen
 She e doesn't get f the honor
 But she beats the poets lay"
 For the benefit of the esteemed Y1oua. ton Post. the Atlanta Georgian and a few others of the magic circle. wed say that we have been spending our eoSntS va Wsshno9i we met Jim h SsvIn 5 assd we Sui also "seed Baldwin.s airship and HS ' few other things. trough. please don't With mean onr 'BeHsn bSnss W.S vi SsHn this
 A youth who was turned out of iail n Macon s and .a,s.s was giysn gs q new neck, ran away to Savannah. Bright boy that-Savannah is just the place to l wear such a neck-tie as the woman must have selected.
 A man seldom gets stuck giving his | wife pin money.
 Newport declares that she will never | be disgraced again by any more monkey dinners. but up to the hour of going to press some people there were
 Y marry bright woman for suc- cess and pretty one for happiness" arrested for 6igamy."
 Why does q big fat girl slwsys carry that wouldn't prove any more service able on hot day than fig-leaf. Matinee Idyl. ! Twinkle. twinkle. little "staF," How you're worshipped from afar. ] Up above the world so high MSking meidsFs asssrI laSgh US ,Ss and t.Scy. ery Depict your face in varied tints | IL ought to fill you with delight To twinkle, twinkle day and night. PHIL H. ARMSTRONG. Darts at Drift. Drift Armstrong has been observed | in Washin gton apparently experiencins | light attack of vacationitis. We 1 trust that Colonel Nevin and Major Ot- l tinger will see that the chief of Ala- | bama's Ragged and legged Poets As- Vicinity of Afffeck's drug store.--Hous- ton Post. /
 l If it be true that Colonel Screws | campaign fund, he ought to know that ] Governor Haskell has already declared | he intends to write all the campaign | poetry himself.-Houston Post. IN l Rnn. AaAinnAhu am AInnaanlarnaaAha