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Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1908-07-17

You'll be the next in Johnson's
barber chair. It's always ready.
You can step from the side
walk right into Johnson's barber
chair don't miss the chance.
If your scalp itches and burns
come to Johnson's barber shop
and get a treatment of Riggs
Bros. Eczema & Dandruff cure.
1t positively cures Eczema &
Dandruff. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money refunded.
C. T. Staal and w. l.. Farms
worth and son, Charlie, left
Wednesday noon for Buffalo
Hump on a business and pleasure
trip. They went by private
conveyance and took a camping
outfit along so as to remain as
long as they see fit. While away
they expect to do some work on
the Del Rio mining property,
in which they are heavily in
terested. They will return about
the last of the month.
Several farmers were in town
yesterday from south of Reuter-
vile and report a heavy damage
done there by the hail storm
Tuesday. H. Uptmor and son,
VIM. and Thomas Moughmer,
George Gehring, B. H. Luchte-
field and w. w. Blackburn were
among those who lost their entire
crops of grain, in many instances
amounting to over 200 acres
each. The growing grain before
the storm was the finest seen in
that section for several years
past.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1908-07-17

CaIeb BurPe, pIalnt1Hl
VS..
Porter Bros & WEIGH, partners. defendants.
The State of Idaho Sends Cieeting: To Porter
Bros. & WEIGH, partners. defendant.
You are hereby directed that there is on file in
the above Justice Court in and for Idaho County,
the complaint of the above named plaintiff a
COPY of which is attached hereto.
The said action is brought TO recover of you on
account for money due.
Won are hereby directed to appear and answer
said complaint within twenty days after the
service upon you if served within said county
and within forty days if served elsewhere. and
unless you so appear and answer, the plaintiff
Attest my hand this 10Th day of June 1908.
b. p. DUFFY. J. NJ. WoLBERTt
Attorney for plaintiff, Justice OF the Peace.
p o. address and resi-
dence Cottonwood. Idaho.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1908-07-17

Chamberlain's SGIis; SsOl ssns and
Never faiiA Buy II nOW. II may save LIE.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1908-07-17
ALIAS SUMMONS.

In the Justice Court. Cottonwood. County of
Idaho, Idaho, before NJ, Wolbert, Justice of
the Peace.
Caleb Burge, plaintiff,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29
SICKNESS ON MONGOLIA.

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 21.-Robert
Small, described as the most junior
engineer on board the Mongolia was
not the least important person on the
big liner when she arrived from Hong
kong late on Saturday afternoon and
was the innocent cause Of the vessel
detention I'm quarantine when she ar
rived here, as well as lot Of curse
words among the steerage passengers
and crew on the way from Honolulu.
According to those on the steamer.
Small complained Of headache the day
after the Mongolia left Honolulu and
on that account was placed by DR.
HierOnymons the liners surgeon, in
room separated from the rest Of the
crew. Small became worse the fol-
lowing day, and was found to be few
erish. Later on a rash broke out on
his body and the surgeon ordered his
confinement and isolation forward,
with a japanese who had already had
smallpox as his nurse AS soon as the
rash broke out on Small, Or. HieTOny-,
nous ordered all the oncers and crew
as well as the steerage passengers TO
be yaccinated. Captain Hathaway was
the first 10 undergo incubation and
thence all the officers downward In
all, 273 passengers were yaccinated as
a precautionary measure
Officers Of the Mongolia say that
during the week prior to the liners
arrival at Kobe $50 cases Of smallpox
seventy Of which were fatal, had oc-
CURED at that place. The Mongolia
will have finished discharging tomor.
row night and she will then be thor
Oughly fumigated
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29
EVANS WILL KEEP
lssea
FL0TILLA IN SIGHT


RIO DE JANEIRO. january d..
Admiral Evans is sull suffering from
rheumatism. bat although his old mai.
ady has prevented him from taking
amy part Don The festivities ashore. 30
bias NOT caused him TO neglect the
plans for taking his great war feet
from tho Atlantic to the pacinc
The Admiral is confident lhat ho
win Boz able to bring the fleet go its
destination without any mishap and
announced today that he expects Co
take both bauioships and torpedo flo.
uua through The Straits Of Magellan
I'm regular column formation
s thrce-mile race between the
crews of the twelve-oared cutters of
The Minnesota and Louisiana. won by
The former furnished both excitement
and amusement for the iackies today.
D. is said that nearly $4,000 changed
hands
Midshipmau Roberts OF the destroy
.or Hopkins. was removed 60 the hos
pital quarters aboard the Vermont to-
day suffering from a fractured leg
paymastcr Doheuy OF the Missouri.
who was tried by court-mauiai on
charges of being absent from duty
without leave. has been acquitted
The torpedo notilla Will not stop O.,
either MOntcyidco or Buenos Ayrca.
aa bad been planned. but viii cont
nue. with The battleships from here TO
Punta Arenas 100 accordance with tho
order of Admiral Evans
WASHINGTON. January 1S.-"Thc
whole dashed business must De- on
time" the picturesque statement of
Rea-Admiral Evans TO q friend here
before be left for Hampton Roads TO
assume command of the fleet, explains
tha order issued by him today con
corning the torpedo-boat destroyers.
The torpedo craft took ST. days 10
get from Trinidad TO PernamDucc,
which distance they should have made
100 fOrfycight hours They also ar
rived away behind time at Rio. They
had head winds and rough seas TO con
tend with. II is thought the Admiral
will not Jet these vessels go again.
bur viii keep them with the feet nm
ul be- arrives AT Magdalcna Bay on
March lith
RcarAdmiral Bowman II McCalla
is likely 10 ger into trouble If he was
correctly reported IN published re-.
marks in which he took a fling at Sc
cretary Metcalf as a civilian head OF
/ the Navy Department, and the gen
eral bad policy o fhaying civilians I'm
I charge Of naval affairs
/ The Navy Department VII wait
some days to see If Admiral McCalla,
who rs at Santa Barbara, will explain
The interview attributed 10 him.
ST PETERSBURG. January 49,
The importance attached by the Rus
sian Admiralty TO the lessons TO be
learned from the voyage Of the AmeH-
can battlcship fleet under Rear-Admi-
raj Evans is shown by the fact that
Commander AlcXas Diatchkoff Of its
navy rs following the feet around the
| Horn, travelling from port TO port by
any means he can obtain. He adopt
ed This course only after his repeated
requests for permission TO Join the
ships had been refused.
II Is reported here that DiatchkOn
succeeded In getting on board one Of
! the American warships at Rio Janeiro
and the entire incident Of this officers
activities had been a source Of some
friction between the Russian foreign
minister here and the admiralty.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29
Shipping III Port

CArmy and NaVy.)
U. s. s. Iroquois, Carter, johnson
Island. Aug. go
Sailing VesseIs).
Am. biz. s. c. Allen, Willer, Grays
Harbor, Jan. 7.
Am. bkt. Coronado, Potter, San Fran
cisco, Jan. Is.
FIR 50. Hoche, lie Maite, Hamburg
Jan. 1G
Am. sc. w. II. Marston, Peabody,
San Francisco. Jan. 10.
Am Sc. Robert Levers, Underwood
Gray's Harbor, Jan. 10.
Am bk. Nuuanu Josselyn New York,
Jan. %.
Am. 50, Fort George Fullerton, San
Francisco, Jan n,
Am. bkt lrmgard Christensen, san
Francisco, Jan 49,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29
The Mails
OUTGOING

For Orient uor Mongolia Feb s.
For San Fran. por Korea. Feb. S.
For Victoria. per AUranei, Feb. 8.
For sydney per Ni0wera Feb S.
INCOMING.
From San Fran por Mongolia. Feb b
From Colonies per A0rangi, Feb. B.
From Victoria per Niowera, Feb S.
Z. s. A. TRANSPORTS.
Thomas left NagasaId for Hon and
S. H.. Jan. %
Logan at San Fran
Buford at San Fran
sherman left Hon for Manila. Jan. L.
Dix left Hon. for Manila, Jan %.
sheridan repairing at Mare Island
Warren at Manila
Crook Jeff Hon. for S. b. JAN %.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29

TAFT-FoRAKER TANGLE IN OHIO.
COLUMBUS, O., Jan. 4-Carmi
Thompson, Secretary of State. today
heard representatives. Of three CIeye-
land factions in the Taft-Foraker fight
present their claims to be recognized as
the bona lide committee Of Cuyahoga
County
Secretary Thompson intimated that
he probably win refer the matter to
the state Central Committee TO decide
as TO the legality Of the committees,
and then he will act This is under
stood 10 be favored by The Taft people
but the Foraker faction strenuousy OBJ
jocts 10 the plan
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29
CHAMBERLAIN's COUGH REMEDY
CURES COLDS

This remedy acts on natures plan,
allays tho cough relieves the lungs,
aids exDectoration, opens the aecrotions
and aids naturs IN restoring the system
10 a healthy condition. For sale by
all dealers, Benson smith & Co. agents
for Hawaii
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29
Onth January for SO years.
TEMPERATURE.
HggQ rgU-


Mean or normal temperature u deg.
The warmest month was that of 1898
with an average Of y deg
The coolest month was that Of 1905
with an average Of 81 deg.
The highest temperature was "a deg.
on the 18th. 1891.
The lowest temperature was "a deg
on the 9th 1888.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29
TnRE. MEATnER BrREAn-

The following data. covering period
of 33 years. have been compiled from
the McKibbin and Weather Bureau re-
cords at Honolulu, ~. II. They are IS
sued TO show the conditions that have
prevailed, during the month I'm ques-
ton, for the above period Of years, but
must not be construed as a forecast OF
the weather conditions for the coming
month.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29
INDIANA ALL FOR FAIRBANKS

INDIANA ALL FOR FAIRBANKS.
INDIANAPOLIS, Jan. I4.-RepubIi-
cans Of Indiana, in district conventions
today selected members Of the state
Committee which will manage the COM
ing presidential campaign in indiana.
Each district convention unanimous
~ adopted resolutions heartily in
dorscing Vice President Charles W
Fairbanks for the presidential month";
anon, aud the administrations OF Pre-
sident Roosevelt and Governor Hany
were commended. Senators Bcyeridp,
ana llemenway were indorsed.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29

24-Ililonian, San Francisco
2S-Mongolia. ...., San Francisco
30 Manchuria. ...... Yokohama
, u. s, A. Transports will leave for
San Francisco and Manila, and Will
arrive from same ports at irregular
intervals.
'Calllng at Manila.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29

LONDON, January l7-SuHragists
raided the house of Premier Campbeu-
Zimmerman during the meeting of the
cabinet today and subsequently par
,ucipated in one Of the widest street
riots that ever took place I'm London.
When the police swooped down upon
them the suhragists resisted all at
tempts to arrest them and fought the
"bODEies' for solid hour.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29

Average a. N. y per cent; average
0 y. m. rs per cent; GS9O-l9OD. Aver
age a. m y per cent; average p.
m. "A per cent 1851
CLOUDS AND WEATHER.
Q89O-l9O7)
Average number Of clear days, IT;
partly cloudy days, n; cloudy days, q
WIND.
Direction, % years, velocity 3 years
(1875-94, 1905-7)
The prevailing winds are from the
NE.
The average hourly velocity Of the
wind Is 8.5 miles (19O5-7)
The highest velocity OF the wind
was AZ miles from the SW on the 18Th
1906, Q9O7-7)
Station: Honolulu, r. II.
Date Of issue December 81, 1907.
- o'clock averages from records OF
Territorial Meteorological; o'clock
averages from Weather Bureau re-
cords.
WIN. b. STOCKMAN,
Section Director, Weather Bureau.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29

Times Of the tide are taken from the
U. S. Coast and Geodetic Survey Ia
bics. The tides at Kahului and HiIo
occur about one hour earlier than al
Honolulu Honolulu standard time is
10 hours 30 minutes slower than Green
wich time being that of the meridian
Of l57 degrees 30 minutes The time
whistle blows at 1880 p. m. which Is
the same as Greenwich, 0 hours o min
utes. The Sun and Moon are for local
time for the whole group.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29

The streets were blocked in every
direction by crowds that intensified the
excitement with their cheers and jeers.
The suifragists greatly outnumbered
the police, and finally the officers of
the law were compelled to handle the
rioters roughly in order to suppress
them
Many arrests were made. It Is
thought that the raid was made simply
10 show the strength of the sunragists
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29

Fine Job Printing, Star once
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE

Uor additional and later Hippiug
see pages q OF Sd
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-01-29
PRECIPITATION.

(Rain, 20 years, 1854, l9OJ-7)
Average for the month, 3.53 inches
Average number Of days with OF Of
an inch or more. -.
The greatest monthly precipitation
was 12.41 inches I'm 1907.
The least monthly precipitation was
OF inch in 1878.
The greatest amount Of precipita-
ton recorded IN any - consecutive
hours was $50 inches on the 2Jth,
1879.
The broad ax., 1908-01-11
DIAB0L0.

How DO you perch the bObbIn on the
string
Before you send It skyward with a jerkf
How the diabolo do you get the thing
To work?
Last night practiced for an hour or 20
Until difference OF opinion led
To the diabolo skulling In below
The bed.
I caught It twice-once on my looking
glass,
And once It got entangled with my ear:
We're needing three new nantes. In nv
could admire the creatures graceful
waltz
Did II reverse with less unholy glee:
can't forgive fits cowardly assaults
On me.
Are not its destinations mostly shamF
Do its opponents really ind the fun
Worth all the loss OF temper and the dam
age done?
Next year Its name will bCwanathema,
The present cry will in a month or 10
Be changed to "Au diable with dia-
bolo!'
Glasgow Herald
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SELECTIONS
TAlLLESS CATS.

Considerable Doubt Still Exists 90 Il
Their Origin.
NJ. Gustave Loisel, a naturalist
charged with a mission to the Isle OF
Man, has Just published a long report
OF a visit to that island, where he was
able to observe the existence Of tail.
less cats, about which there Is a lack
Of precise data and which Darwin
studied for some time.
1t Is rather surprising that there Is a
divergence OF views on the character
istics OF the animal at present. 1t Is
nevertheless recognized that 1t is rare.
NJ. Gustave Loisel had difficulty in pro-
curing a Manx cat, the seller asking
from 375 to 625 francs each
There is much discussion about the
coats OF these cats. Some people say
they are black, others sandy. others
again variegated. As for the tail, some
say they have tails without having
them; others say that, though there is
no tail, yet there is some. NJ. Loisel
says the tail is lacking, Is reduced to a
sinewy, knotted, twisted fillet under
the skin The poSterior part OF the AMI
NAL Is well developed, as II that part
had been nourished by the tail and had
absorbed 1t. This gives the animal a
distinctive form.
Did the species originate locally?
This Is possible On the other hand.
In Dorsetshire village there is a num-
Der Of tailless cats, progeny Of a fe-
male cat which lost her tail through
accident.
Did the species come from a distant
quarter? This again is possible. The
common cat Is mentioned In q text dat
ing from the ninth century CLAWS Of
the Welsh Prince Hoelda'O as a rare
animal Of recent date. The tailless cat
Is only mentioned at the beginning of
the nineteenth century. Or did this
species come from a wrecked vessel
coming from Prussia, where cats Of
this kind do not seem to have been
abundant, or Japan, Malaysia or the
Crimea, where the existence Of cats
without tails is on record?
As a matter Of fact, nothing Is
known for certain. n. G. Loisel re-
cords that cats without tails have a
profound antipathy toward the ordi-
nary cat. He has, moreover, come
across another interesting variety In
the Isle Of Man, q species of chickens
without Pumps. Possibly the climate
Is unfavorable for the development Of
posterior appendices.-From LEteu-
dard Egyptien.
The broad ax., 1908-01-11
Lime to Protect Oysters.

One Of the greatest foes to the oyster
industry Is the starfsh, which fire.
Quently covers large areas Of the sea
bottom to a depth Of eighteen to TWEEN
y inches, sometimes blanketing entire
beds Of oysters. The stars are very
hard to destroy, says Popular Mechan-
ics, but It has been discovered that
their steady advance can be checked
with lime. The lime Is placed In paper
bags and dropped along the boundary
Of the oyster bed. A paper bag causes
It to descend through the water, and
beyond the lime barrier thus formed
not q starish Will pass. A better
means for getting the lime to the bet
tom Il being devised.
The broad ax., 1908-01-11
An Elective Monarch.

A million Of men have died to pre-
serve the constitution as 1t Is, but
Providence has passed no law exempt
ing Americans from the pressure of
events or the operation Of necessities.
They win have to accept them, will
ingly or unwillingly, and viii gradual
ly find that the only effect Of the
changes is to make their choice Of a
president, and therefore Of his cabinet,
for cabinet ministers In America are
legally only clerks-more and more a
matter Of vital importance. The presi-
dent Of the United States win In no
long period Of time be the greatest
elective monarch history has ever
knoWn.-London Spectator.
The broad ax., 1908-01-11
Life SAVING Clothes.

4 Norwegian inventor has patented
q suit Of clothes which VIII protect itz
Wearer against drowning. The clothes
are lined with q nonabsorbent mate
rial made Of specially prepared vege-
table fiber which without being too
heavy win efbectuaIly. hold up the
weight Of a man In the water. Twelve
ounces Of the new material win, It 4
claimed. save a person from sinking.
The invention has been tested with f.
vorable results at Christiania. SuS
cessful trials were also made with
rugs made Of the same material capa-
BILE of supporting two persons in the
water.
The broad ax., 1908-01-11
BOWSER TIL" ANGEL"
Writes Play and Urges Manager
to Put 1t on the Stage.
BALKs AT GIVING up $1,000.

Barrel Of Prunes and the Mammoth
Cave of Kentucky Are Features of
the PrOduetiOn-TaIIs u Over In q
Saloon.
Copyright, 1907. by the Mcclure Newspa-
per Syndicatel
From 3 o'clock the other afternoon.
when Mrs. Bowser received a tele-
phone message from Mr.. Bowser to
have dinner half an hour ahead Of the
usual time, to half past 8, when he
came home, she was fretting and wor-
rying as to the reason. He had re-
fused to make any explanations over
the wire. He might be going to invest
in a travelling side show for the winter
or have decided to head an expedition
to the north pole In person. Some one
might have sold him a new thing In
folding beds or he might be going to
invest In somebody's headache cure.
She must simply wait his arrival to
find out. He was home at the minute
he said he would be, and instead Of
keeping her on the anxious seat he led
right OF with:
81 suppose my message mystifed
you somewhat. but I could not give
things away over the phone. Mrs.
Bowser, be prepared to be astonished."S
81 am always prepared" she replied
srT think I have Sfruek fha hiODoSf
thing Of a lifetime. In fact, know l
The broad ax., 1908-01-11
Three Raisen.

II may be interesting to recall the
names given In Germany to the pres
emit kaiser and his two predecessors.
The first was der greise kaiser" the
second "der weise kaiser" and the
present der reise kaiser" It Ii per
haps hardly necessary to say that this
means '4the gray emperor, the wise
emperor and the travelling emperor,"
but, at any rate. the names are hap
py Observation-Disclosures Globe.
The broad ax., 1908-01-11
Man Propo.ss, Woman pispooes.

no" said the girl with the refriger-
ator heart, 81 can never be your wife,
and I'm sure 1 never gave you any en-
couragement"
Encouragement" echoed the young
man, who was too dense to realize that
he had won by losing. "Why, even your
father thinks II all settledp'
"How do you know he doesT que
ried the chilly fair one.
Because" explained the young man.
'fhe tried to borrow money from me
last Chicago News.
The broad ax., 1908-01-11
HAVING Fun With EaaIe.

An kinds Of fun Il being poked at
the eagle on the new ten dollar gold
pieces. It d declared that the bird
wears pajamas. Some people call them
pantalets. Ornithologically speaking.
the abused bird. however, h pretty
nearly perfect. The adult eagle In Life
has the pantaIetted appearance. The
bird can't help II. and why should the
artist turn nature fakirf- Chicago
Post.
The broad ax., 1908-01-11

'THK PRUNES ARE Knitted OUT ON The
STAGE AND A YoUEe GIRL HEADED Up
INA BARREL
have. Something was thrown at me
today in which there Is barrels Of
money, and it's a dead sure thing"
ais it a chicken farm
mot on your life"
"Going into the dairy businessr
mot at all"
81 saw in the papers this morning
that some one had invented a ladder
that could be extended to reach the
twenty-ffth story OF a building and
yet be folded up and carried In the
vest pocket. Have You been interested
IN thatT
Not Interested In Fakes.
81 am not In the ladder business, nor
an 1 wasting time on other fakes.
Mrs. Bowser, came home one even
ing last winter and started In to write
a play. Perhaps yOu win remember
the occasionr"
Yes, do"
'The scene Of the play was laid In
Bagdad, in order. that Bagdad curtains
might be used to dress the stage at the
least cost"
YES"
The second act took place in Ken
lucky, In order that we might use the
Mammoth cave without having %
move It"
Il remember"
The third act shifted to Turkey
again. We wanted to show q barrel OF
Turkish prunes. In fact the prunes
are emptied out on the stage and Q
young girl healed up in the barrel"
Yes"
THE fourth and last act II laid In Q
garnet In this city. Garret II right et
hand when wanted. I had all these
things in the play, and yet you con-
demned it. You said It would be G
dead failure because I had the heroine
open a can Of tomatoes with hair
pin"
1T was not that alone, dear" replied
Mrs.. Bowser. you are not an actor.
You don't 60 to the theater once
year. You know nothing whatever Of
stage business. It would Be utterly
impossible for you to writs q play. l
was sorry to ten you 90, but relt II
10 be my duty. hope you don't think
OF wasting any more time"
no, ma'am, I don't" he replied
with grim smile. Permit me, Il you
WI, TO announce the fact that after
you got through tearing my play 70
pieces went ahead and finished Il
without another word 10 y0u, keeping
NE manuscript at the o63ce. I carried
u out on the lines a. laid down. had
NE can Of tomatoes opened By the
Trembling hand Of the dying heroinA
The play was finished last week"
But should have thought Jon
would have said something about T.
Not word Not q hint Ycu had
aid that It would Be the rankest kind
q failure-that It would Be guyed OF
me stage. I could look for no SYM
panty and encouragement from you. !
believed In the play. I believed that
ne Mammoth cave and that can Of
matoes would make the hit a the
oeeade, 10 say nothing q TIE barrel Of
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Tha Artiat'a Wav.

D'Auber-Of course not every one
can be an artist. One must have i'm
agination to draw.
Crittick-Yes, notice that most so
called artists In talking about them
selves draw on their imaginations q
great deal - Catholic Standard and
Times.
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The Reaaon of II.

"what do you think, GeorgeT began
Mrs. Stiles. 81 dreamed last night that
I was in a box party at the opera
and
"Ah," exclaimed her husband, ''that
explains why you were talking 30 loud
In your sleep."-Philadelphla Press.