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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

a second and he sank his teeth in the
little girls hand.
"Fisz" appeared to be heartily
ashamed of his actions and perhaps
was very sorry.
When Judge Diehl learned of the
affair he Immediately held court at
the house, arragned Fig on the
charge Of biting. found him guilty,
and sentenced him to death Chief
PITT was asked 10 send an officer 10
the Dichl home. get the little dog, and
execute him Officer Bob" Goldmg
was appointed oXecutoner and now
"Fizz" Is no more Tho termination
Of tho black little doggie's career Was
sad blow 10 the Diehl household as
every member Of the same loved him
dearly
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02
NOTICE OF PRIVATE SALE OF
ESTATE PROPERTY.

Estate OF Sarah Ann Daft, Deceased. -
The undersigned VIII sell az private sale.
the north rods of cast y block J., plat
aud IN. block 90, Kinney q Garley. i'm
proved city plat Lots 81 ana S3,
i.loyds Subdivision. salt Lake city, Also
mo southwest corner OF lot %, block 5s,
plat A. SAT- Lake city Survey, ana
iunnine thence north 40 feet, thence east
1876 feet thence south 40 feet thence
west lCl feet TO the place of beginning.
scaled bids win be received at 20 East
Second South and ll5 South state
street, up to the hour of 10 a N, Mon
day MAY ~, 1905, Terms of sale To 10
cash, aud certified check OF 40 per cent
of the purchase price must accompany
an hidg Any bids accepted win be sub
ject 10 the approval OF the Court
q. n. JENKINS,
i. u, LYONS,
EYA FLGMlNG MoRKs,
ExeeutorA
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ron sA1r-REAL ESTATE
Heber j. Grant, G@
Company.
Real Estate amd insurance.
aO.2G Mnin street.

Groom. 2-story brick house, .ncar lst
West north The land alone Is worth
$1,000. House cost over S3OOo. PRICE
$500. Easy terms.
Groom house on wall St. near 2lth
Ward new chapel. $4,000. Terms
4-rcom modern houscon 9Th Ave, close
in $1,000.
broom modern brick house, 3Nio rods,
End West north. Has every modern CON
venlence Hot air heat. 3Nt0 rods, stable
and outbuildings, $35Oo Terms.
g-room brick house modern, hardwood
finish 6x10 rods of ground, barn ana
outbulldings, and well kept $4,000. Terms
5OXl65 feet lot near Emerson school,
$500.
76xlG5 feet lot near Emerson school
$500,
we are selling Tower Height lots
facing \ or Il Street between Sth and
9th Ave, at greatly reduced prices. only
a few left.
ty.
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RIDGEWAY ENTERTAINMENT.
Last OF University Lecture Bureau
Series Occurs ON Tuesday Evening

Katherine Ridgeway, who is elail1-
ed 10 he the best known reader Of tho
restnt generation, VIII appear with
her company at the First consregn-
tional church IN Tuesday evening, un-
der the direction Of the University ~
Utah lecture buerau. The iudgewaY
entertainment will be- the Anal attrao.
tlnn Of tha lecture course, and, II
Manager Wallace is Judge, q VIII 'e
the lest OF the entire course Upon
the showing made viii rest the future
OF the university lecture course he
management announces that all hold
ers 1T season tickets may use all IN
used coupons, no matter what the late
for this entertainment This Will give
every subscriber full value for his
money. Assisting Miss Ridgeway Will
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

Francisco expressed himself as being
very pleased with the outlook in SAT-
Lake for the work ~ the salvation
Army. AZ the meetings held both nut
door and al the local barracks laAt
night. Col, Miles gave additional de-
tails concerning the proposition Of
erecting a hotel for woriSing girls In
this city along the lines SET lorth
In last nights "NewS." The possible
fly of such an institution as pre-
walls In tho larger cities OF Nne west
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02
] STREET TEAM A WINNER.

The j street Nationals defeated the
Main street Buckers IN Jolly game
OF baseball this morning on tho Elgh-
tenth ward square The score at the
end of The game stood 20 o. The
battery of ihr j street team was Smith
aud ODD ani Mcmillan ana ~ the
Main street aggregation Smith ana
Riley.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02
ron sALu-RrAL ESTATE
Anderson
CumnHNiNgS Co,
3lS So. Mlaia Sc.

Ben phonc a9s9 l.. Ind 1237
$4,000 room modern, furnace. on hre
corner, cloac in, easily worth $500
Easy terms
1880 5x'0 rods. smsu house fine lot on
9Th Avenue, between a and u, fac
ing South,
s2.5Oo-lOxlO ON n street. finest view in
the city, this is beautiful lot.
$500 -7X1o rods nne corner LOT on 18th East
and sth South.
s2,5oo-14 hue lots south and East these
lots will bring $500 easily.
si.95o-G room modern cement walks. fruit
trees, etc. CORNER lot on II street.
$500 room brick, on west side.
good barn, close to car line, 1900
down, balance $50 per month.
sLyco--Flne lot 5xo rods. close to Liberty
Park, right on oar line, Will make 2
dandy building lots.
sS2cN-5 room brick bath. toilet etc. on
9Th East close in, $500 down balance
easy.
S6oo0-one Of the finest corners in ths
city on East First South
FEW INVESTMENTS
lsiaN2o rods on 9Th East street one OF
the best places for building pur-
poses in the city.
1o3x1s{ feet on East 3rd South. opposite
the Knutsford Hotel.
BUSINESS block on Main street
Sb5Wo, pays per cent net. Can sell
for II cash.
Finest stone quarry In the State.
he quarry thut furnished the stone
Tor the News annex; all machinery
spurs etc, for opera ting will sell at
a great sacrihce
PLEASURE RESORTS.
Fine building lots at Mountain.
Will sell on easy terms to those who
viii Improve. This resort is close In
and can be reached on r. r. why
NOT send YOUR wife and children
away from the heat OF the city
FARMS EVERYWHERE.
Sold 10000 acres of dry farming
land and 3 irrigated farms In The
last month. II YOU wish to buy see
us 'o
Let your property with us IL YOU
want il sold.
No trouble to show property.
ANDERSON CUMMINGS co.
81 South Main.
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LEATHER GOODS SALE.

Ladies Hand Bags; a beautiful line
and large variety OF new styles-l-3 off.
We also have purses, card cases, bin
books, Wallets, writing sets, etc. In
the sale.
Sec our Display Window
DESEBET NEWS BOOK STORE,
Main ST.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

mot with favor, and It's consumma-
zion appears 10 be assured.
At business meeting held last
night The local workers We're n at
tendance and some important mat ers
were taken up concerning the work
of the salvation Army In Salt Lake.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02
ZOE sALn-RnA1 nsrArn.
Buy a Home 3

4-room modern Bungalow. i9i2 Brooks
Ave" between 9TH and 10Th South and
! 0th and 10th East Don't over look this
at $2G60,
Broom pr br., lot 53xiG5. 657 south
LIST West. This is bargain at S25OO
cash
j-room frame, shade. fruit. lawn. cc-
ment walks, good barn. artcsian well
fine home $4,000; $1,000 cash balance
easy Southeast. ask about this
ix6.
4room brick and 5-room frame, rents
for $40 per month, $500
3-room frame, GOOD barn, 2 lots, on
west Second North. 5000 cash
3-room frame, summer Kitchen. pam
try closet Sll00i $3.50 cash balance $40
per month.
52x165 feet, near Knutsford. on state.
faces west.
53%x1s5 feet. close in, list Ave. faces
north,
s217Si66 feet, East LIST South between
18th and 18th East, faces north,
HUBBARD lNVESTMENT COMPANY.
as w. Second South.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02
ROBBED OF SAVINGS
OF FIFTEEN YEARS,

On icago. May 2--Mrs. John A..
smith OF South Chicaso, was robbed
Yesterday of the savings OF years,
Mrs. smith, who IS 90 years old, went
10 a bank and drew out S925. The saw
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02
WHY USE YOUR

Letterheads for scratch paper when
we can sell you scratch paper so cheap.
THE pESERET NEWS,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

If YOU DESIRE TO BUY GOOD
farms or homes cheap, anywhere In
Cache Valley, apply to j. Y, Stewart,
Logan. Utah,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

bo Miss Fac La Grange ana Donald
Chalmers, the former a well-kno'gn
PIANIST and the latter basso OF rapu-
tatiOl.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02
PLACES
NORTH Buying

We give exact location or each property
s2675.
Handsome light pressed brick cottage
of FIVE convenient rooms, modern plumb
ing, lights. large cemented cellar, tight
board fences, cement walks. Beautituf
shade trees, $500 cash balance on very
easy terms. Location south side of Bel
mont Ave, first house east of 9th East
s9s50.
5-room red pressed brick. new and
modern, on Laird Ave. FIRST avenue
north of 10th South ST. End house west
OF 10 f. St, south front, easy terms.
We are also Offering fine places near
corner of NJ and 4th St., house west
OF \ St, on north side of 4th ST., and
first house north OF 18th St, on east side
of NJ st,
These places were purchased by Q par
" last year and he Is now compelled TO
sell them at sacrifice. Go look at them
then come and make us an ofrer.
GO LOOK
AT the improvements under way on
north side of eth South street between
Srd and lth East SITS, Is houses to be
built there II you are thinking OF buy
ing close to business center this loca-
tion will suit you. Hold your plans IN
abeyunce until you see us
LOTS.
fine lots on Princeton Ave. 100 feet
deep TO alley, $3.50
iOxile feet TO alley near 9th East aud
9TH South, $3.50
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

30 FEET FIRST BETWEEN STATE
ana 4, $1,000. Other snaps. Owner, Box
5lj city.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

A GENUINE INVESTMENT BAR
GAIN-Neariy new, extra well built 4
room modern cottage(all large rooms) re-
cepuon hall. closet pantry, bath room,
kitchen, screened summer Kitchen, large
cellar; 2laS5 rods 77G Second Avenue.
See owner al once.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02
WORKING GIRLS HOTEL.
Col. Cbas. Miles of The salvation Army
Pleased With tbe Ouilook.

Prior to leaving for Denver his
morning, Col. Charles Miles OF San
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

WE SELL REAL ESTATE. THAT'S
all. futile Bros, red ball signs, 1853 Main
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

ONE OF THE BEST HOMES IN FOR
est Dale. Elegant s room pressed brick
electric light, range hot or cold water
75Xl5b feet to alley improvements and
~ cultivated, 247G South sth East street
"a 200.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

OAKLEY OAKLEY OAKLEY OAKLEY
Buy lots in Oakley build a home In
Oakley, close In, fine school. wide streets
city water shade and good car service
HUBBARD INVESTMENT COMPANY
as West Second South.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

SEE HOUSTON. THE HousERs. 40
Main Street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

BEST GARDEN LAND IN UTAH.
Dan Muir Woods Cross, Bell Coz.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-02

Business block on Main street.
SSS,@o pays per cent net. Can sell
for II cash.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
NEW YORK LEADS WORLD.
Surpasses Even London IN Wealth
and Variety of business.

New York, which ranks second
among the worlds cities IN popuia.
ZION, largely surpasses London in
w00n' a..' % 90. ..'r- md variety
Weekly. The United States passed
England in extent Of manufactures
in 1880, in iron and steel porduction
in 1895 aud In coal output IN 1900,
and its leadership in each Of these
fields is rapidly lengthening.
New York city is the business capt.
tai Of country which produces 20
per cent, OF the worlds wheat, 25
per cent. OF its gold, 33 per cent of
It's coal, 30 per cent. of its manufact-
Ires, 40 per cent. OF its iron, AZ per
cent of It's steel, 80 per cent. Of Its
petroleum, 55 per cent. OF its copper,
20 per cent. OF its cotton and 80 per
cent OF it's corn.
The wealth of the United States ia
1907 is $llS,0O0,O0O,O0O or much
as that of its two nearest rivals
Great Britain and France--in the
aggregate. AS the United States's
natural resources are only in the
early stage of their development and
as its supremacy over the rest of its
old time rivals IS steadily increasing,
its social and business leadership in
the world is assured.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
Doing Evervthinn.

They were running through Kan
sas.
George" SAID the drummer COW
cred with lodge pins, bring me a
bottle Of beer.
The other passengers in the smok-
ing buffet looked at one another and
laughed.
What's the NATTER" asked the
drummer.
They don't sell any drinks on
these trains while they're in Kan
sas, one OF them answered.
Tho drummer watched the prairie
for m hour, and his thirst became
pretty nearly unbearable
Isn't there anything we can do
about this liquor business?' he
asked.
u thinR were doing everything
that can he done" one Of his fellow
passengers answered.
Were not doing anything, as far
as | can see" the drummer protested,
20 yes we are" the other eX-
planned, We're doing a mile min
ute toward the Missouri line. st
Louis ast-Dispatch.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
OFFICIAL
CROP REPORT
Submitted by the Depart
mentlof Agriculture.
Ar CD0DC AUE E00N
ALL CROPS ARE GOOD
Drouth Has Cut Short the
Crop of Corn.
Fruits, Particularly Apples Also
Suffered Heavily From Drough-
Pasture is Very Poor.

The following report represents
area as returned by the township
assessors of the state, and bushels
as figured from actual threshing
done throughout the several town
ships and reported to the Depart
ment by the regular corps of crop
correspondents. The basis for estI-
mating the average product per acre
and the total bushels for the crops
named is the most reliable to be Sc
cured, and the results indicated are
regarded as approximately correct
iWheat-Estimate area harvested
1,SS696O acres.
Wheat-Product per acre estimated
from threshers returns 1853 bushels.
Wheat-Total estimated product
for 19OS-3O,12 ,919 bushels
Wheat-Quality compared with an
average 81 per cent.
Wheat-Crop of 1907 still in pro.
ducers' hands Ia per cent.
oats-Area as returned by town
ship assessors 1871 1886 acres.
oats-Produce per Pcre as estimat-
cd from threshers' returns 2G.S
bushels
oats-Total estimated product for
1908 S4,OS3,451 bushels.
Oats-Quality compared with an
average 7S per cent.
Barley-Fall and Spring.
Bcrley-Area as returned by town
ship assessors 22,5O3 acres.
Barley-Product per acre estimat-
ed from threshers' returns 25.4 bu.
BarIey-Total estimated product
for 1908 57O,757 bushels.
BARLEY Quality compared with an
average % per cent.
Rye-AreP as returned by town
shin assessors 53,1Sl acres.
Rye-Product per acre estimate
from threshers returns l4.G bushels
Rye-Total estimated product for
laos 776,75l bushels.
Rye-Quality compared with an
Average ~ per cent
corn-Prospect compared with an
average so per Genet.
corn-Cut up for fodder Sc per
cent
Corn-AYeral9e date for cutting
for fodder September 13.
Potatoes-Total yield compared
with an average 20 per cent.
loDaeco-condltion compared
with an average 20 per cent.
Pestures-Condltion compared with
an average 46 ner cent.
Ap9les-Prospect compared with
an average Gl ner cent.
The township assessors return,
show that the area seeded 10 wheat
rrpr~re-fz,>as-ss--.----4- ---,-.--.- : ~
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
I'll u m or
HIS LUCK.
How a "Linsuist" Came to Lose a
Good Meal.

How "Linsuist" Came to Lose a
Good Meal.
Madam" began the man with the
red nose TO the farmers wife, "you see
before you learned man in hard luck.
In fact, am one of the worlds great
est lngulsts."
"Is it painful?" she sympathetically
asked.
you don't understand, madam. A
llnguist Is one who can talk the Ian
guages. Now, | can converse with you
In Latin. | can tell you the sad story
of my life in Greek. / can 90 20 the
lecture platform and lecture in any
language known 20 man."
Dew tell!' she gasped.
"Yes, madam; all the languages are
spoken Auently by me. Were you Ger
man | would talk German with you;
were you French we would converse i'm
the language of that country: were you
Spanish you would think from my talk
that | was native of the land of the
dons."
II want tcw know Mebbe you'd jest
MS soon ask fur piece of pie IN Lat
mT
Certainly, madam-E pluribus un-
ion scmper idem de pumpkin"
"Waal, the idcaw exclaimed the
amazed farmers wife. "An' how does
the French language sound?"
Beautiful, madam. When | say I'm
French. Parle yous rouget noir on
sausageT | mean, Isn't 1t lovely
dayT -
Good lands"
"The same sentence in German would
be, 'Ach, budwciser una der klemp.
stein is Oudt.'"
wal. waal, waall How sum folks
dew run tew smartness! VIII We take
dinner with us?'
Certainly, madam"
ITS real kind of We to be so obligin'
My son will be hum from college any
mint, an lie writes that he knows all
them languages You am him can tall;
'cm all over an LET pa an me listen to
ye. Would you like 10 step over TO the
wash house an wash up fur diuncri
It's all ready"
The great "lingulst' hcaved n heavy
sigh, muttercd something about foo
sons being around when they were not
wanted and started I'm the direction of
the wash house.
But he did not rcturn.-Boheman.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08

for the harvest of 1908 was 1885,
$50 ceres. The average yield per
acre is estimated at 15.9 bushels,
and the total production for the
state at 3O,122,919 bushels. Wheat
was reported to be in a very prom
!sing condition during the month OF
June. but a decline OF 12 per cent
occurred between June 1 and August
|. The, reason for this shortage Is
due to joint worm, fly Pnd rust;
the sections most affected being the
central and southern parts of the
state. The quality of the grain is
quite satisfactory, being estimated
at 81 per cent. compared with n
good ayerslye quality. The drouth
has seriously retarded wheat seed
ing, and will have very percep-
tib!e effect on the wheat area for
1909. Farmers have been unable to
seed, or have delayed, waiting for
rain. and the result will be that a
large area intended for wheat will
not be sown. A great deal of the
wheat seeded has not terminated.
end II rain does not bring it out
there will be another loss from this
cause. Altogether, the wheat prospect
for next year is far from flattering
or even promising. A very short
area is certain.
The estimated area sown to oats,
as reported by the township psses-
sors. is 1,271 ,SS6 acres. This is 1874 500
acres less than the area sown last
year, but as the average yield per
acre is Az bushels more than that
crop the total production Is 1851
bushels more than last year.
The total area Ct winter and
spring barley is estimated at 22,5O3
acres. The average product per acre
is estimated at 25,4 bushels, giving
a total production for the state OF
570,757 bushels.
The area sown to rye is the most
variable OF the grain crops, end
the report shows that the area for
the harvest this year Is much greater
than that OF 1907 The total proouct
is estimated at 77G,754 bushels.
Corn prospects are estimated ut
so per cent compared with an aver
age. The crop is rapidly maturing
and there is now very little, If any
danger from frost The continued
drouth during the past month has
cut the crop short in some sections.
The probable yield of potr.oe3 is
estimated at 10 per cent OF an aver
age. The crop has been greatly re-
duced by the drouth
Apple prospects are estimated at
Gl per cent compared with an aver
age. Hot, dry weather during the
months OF August and September
caused them to drop badly
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
EnpIand,s National Color.

Why red should have been selected
as the National color becomes intell-
igible when We look at the Cross OF
st. George, Sir Walter Scott whea
he wrote OF how their own sea hath
whelmed those Ted-cross powers"
was merely anticipating the phrase
of to-day. But Oliver Cromwell,
when for the first time he put the
English soldier in red coat prob
ably did as much as ST. George to
monopolize red as the national color.
The aggressive color has however,
many meanings, and has lent itself
10 many uses. In the days of the
Romans, when It barred on the head
of slave, it stood for freedom; in
the days OF the French Revolution
II stood for freedom backed by blows
While in tho streets OF the city To-
day the red" cross stands for succor.
So far back as the reign OF Henry
III. there was a red" book of the
Exchequer, record of the namea
of all who held lands per baron
lam, and at this moment persons OF
consequence in the service of the
State find their names entered in u
"red" book.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
Spare Tie Horses.

\ cavalry sergeant at Il western post
had endured the stupidity OF Il recruit
for many days. One day the rookie"
was thus greeted when lie had vio-
lated the serSeants orders
Say, don't ever come at the horses
from behind without speakin' to
'em!' exclaimed the sergeant. They'll
he kicking Ia that thick head of yours.
Then the first thing You know therc'Il
be lot o lame horacs In the squad.
ron. Iarpers Weekly.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
Her Visit to the pentist.

An Irish maid in the service OF a
Washington family recently sought
permission Of her mistress To take an
afternoon Off for the purpose of con-
sulting Il dentist
Upon her return the mistress said:
"Well, Rosalle, did you have the
tooth flllcd;"
II did, num-"
And what did the dentist fiji 1t
wlth-gold or amalgam"
81 don't know just what it was,
mum, but from the way | feel |
should think it was with thunder and
loightning, num-"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
Applying tho Final Test.

Doctor" asked the patient, whose
eyes had been undergoing treatment
for a period of six months or more, "do
you think they're all right nowi'
Yes" said the ocullst. Il think ]
can assure you, Mr.. Pinchnlckel, that
your eyes are cured. But there is one
more test l should like to apply. See
If you can read that at distance of
twelve or fourteen inches without
blinking"
Whereupon he laid his bill before
him. Chicago Tribune,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
Fixing un an Excuae.

He came home from the direction
Of the river with wet and sandy hair.
Johnny" said his mother, severe
ly, you have been in swimming"
Nom replied Johnny nervously.
What is your hair doing wet?"
"Rained on it,"
We'll, how did you get that sand
mixed up in your hair? Ii didn't rain
sand, did it?"
Johnny was stumped for the mo-
ment, Then he quickly responded:
'Yes'm. You see, ma, ] happened to
pass under a balloon when they
We're throwing out ballast
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
Domestic Repsrtse.

"John," said Mr'. Binks, 81 wish
you'd give Jimmie good hard spank
Ing, ] can't get him to take his bath,
and he's about as dirty MS he can be"
"Oh, don't think busting his jacket
will clean him up" returned John.
II done want you TO dust his jacket"
said Mrs. Binks. "a want you to soak
him for -Llpplncott's Magazine.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08

Madam A. (mother OF two mar
riageablo daughtersl-Really, I don't
know whether TO send my girls to the
seashore or some inland watering
place They are both very much run
down.
Madame B.-Well | would advise
sulphur springs for a change, sulphur
YOU know is one Of the principal
requisites in matchmaking Riso
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-08
Nainhhnrlv Comment.

Mrs. Caller Mrs. Neurch Is pc,
cullar woman.
Mrs. Uppson- Indeed.
Mrs. Galleries, Why, | really be.
lieye she thinks more Of her dog than
she does of her little boy.
Mrs. Uppson-l don't doubt It, The
dog has a famous pedigree Chicago
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