The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-30
DRIF TW OOD

It's but. natural for budding ora' tor to make a fowery speech
 
 A woman Is foolish enough. to think her boy will be great poet because he plays in the garret
 Because a fellow calls his girl the light of his life may account for the fact that he loves to spoon Tn the dark.
 Sunday School Teacher: Archie. who was the strongest man? won't let me read the sportin' news. Hippo Flance: What have you there. dearest? . ~, cali it an automobile tire, but I think it's just the thing for q we'd ding ring. don't your
 Village Philosopher: Yes, everybody allers predicted that Hank Johnson He H"aa was eS sSiftIess tie % an iszy@didn't think asSSt Ss nSs asA Who sq Had aS ssn Axss SSSs we f Village Philosopher Oh. he's old and Seorspt nos n0w nPf Fatet m TEss Tns sqfSa these artist 3ellers. ...- When you hear of a man thinking seriously. of marriage. 1t Is just the is a pretty serious business these days. Bisgs: Do you think seeing Is be- lieving?
 Riggs: I should say not-when come home on jag and see two wo- men standing at the head of the stairs calling me names I know there is only one there--my irate wife.
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 There was a girl in our town
 And she was wondrous wise. She had no dough to win a man Yet dough" won him-'twas pies. A great many men. have only "hazy recollection of their college days.
 Paradoxical;, but a man manages to at one and the same time.
 The Nebraska State Journal prints the following bit of advice and It is some times; Tt doesn't take long to get well"
 Are you fattening up that Thanks giving turkey?
 One of . married woman's chiefest joys Is to run across an old love let over 1t.
 What is the difference between q "oh. about s4sO."
 A girl gets one whipping where a boy gets thousand;
 We become dreadfully tired of the same old territory. and the same old sights every day. We wish something new would happen: we. would like to hear the tsp, tap tap of a snare drum, men, followed by elephants and giraffes and Dahomey women. and mon with horns. Then. If men could fly awhile! We are tired of seeing them walk.- What you need Is an oid-fashioned iag-then you'll see all of that
 The Duke of AbrpzzI is getting more newspaper notice than the candI1ates for President.
 forge ahead. but when he does It some times its the pen and stripes for his. Oh this salubrious October weather who is fortunate enough to live in Grand Old Montgomery.
 What do .you think of you wite's IaSnlOnaDle OtSedSS! "oh I think 1t will fill the bill" A few more days till the magnificent bronze turkey stuffed with ohestnuts as only 1t Is prepAred In Alabama will assert itself in all It's supreme dignity 1 on the grooming Thanksgiving table. (Pass the soup) Song of Bryan and also of Taft. Maryland. My Maryland.
 
 An Auto Finish. He used to ride Like a meteors glide With a rush and a roar He was wreck ed--with curse This morn in a hearsa He rides lots slower. |
 Back at Drift. About the bitterest dose in this world for young man to swallow is the realization finally that he doesn't I know 1t all" says Drift Armstrong. | Probably true; but 1t is the most help 1 ful medicine he can get down, never l theless-Washington Herald. "Driftwood" Armstrong in The 1 Montgomery Advertiser. says: "The l mayor of Attalla (Ala.) Is named | Frost Paragraphers have a chill with Phil. if you will only invite the blind tiger" men In this neck of the l woods we think they will join you.- Attalla (Ala.) Herald.