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prominent part in the of that vicious, gay,
mad world through which she moved 1t was the
same with dead things as with men and women
1t was, however, when he was rehearsing that
Sardou most himself. l have always thought
that no man can be perfect story teller who is
not also a perfect mimic Sardou was a great
mimic. The result that when he was rehears-
ing one of his plays he was able to enact every
single one of the parts. He was the dashng
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-12-27

attention in a room where giant would have
only got passing glimpse if he happened to be
there at the same time. For it was wonderful
face. Long, clean-shaven, with pronounced
nose; long, thin, mobile lips; eyes blue, brilliant
with a curious mixture of simplicity and cunning
this face suggested all kinds of resemblances.
Many people thought it like Napoleons, others
saw in its thinness and length resemblance to
that of Dante, others thought it like Wagner's-
especially when he wore the black cap, little like
the biretta of priest, little like the tile of an
undergraduate, a kind of cap that Wagner also
loved, and that constantly figures in his portraits
1t was, however, when he began to talk that you
understood the face and began to understand the
man. He had almost every brilliant talent of the
born raconteur. First, his erudition was enor-
nous. He knew more about the French revou-
ton, and, indeed, about French history generally,
than whole school of professors of history. He
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-12-27
MAKE BELIEVE

could tell you where Robespierre dined, what he
ate, what women he loved the cut and the color
of the trousers he wore on any great occasion.
He had natural aptitude for collecting personal
anecdote; and he could thus discourse of the long
dead-say of Louis XIV. or one of his mstresses
quite as wildly and with much detail as if
he had just been paying a visit to them in house
in modern Paris He could tell you the color of
Madame Du Barry's hair; and whether it was
rouge powder she most affected in her make
up; and of course, he knew the very dress she
wore on any particular day when she played
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THE WORLD OF

THAT brilliant anecdotal writer, T. P O'Con-
Il nor, in speaking of Sardou, describes him
as follows: First as to personal appear
ance. The great dramatist was understood as al
most to be dwarfish he was under five feet, but,
like so many small men, the face was so vivid, so
interesting, and uncommon that he arrested
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Seras 8.

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Sherman geriet eiller oer films
fir oie betpegli1en 8iloer III 8ranb
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gu berubigen nno tie oa5u 81 brin-
gen, oaB iie oas Sbeater rltbig nl'6
in poller Srbnllng iiber Die 8ii6ne
oerlieBen. Niemano fam lun's Sc
ben, peribieoene 8erionen fplroea
ieoo6 perlest am S1limniten Elm
junger Wann namens 9eoob eesones.
Cine 5rau Sinnon aus @eorgetolun
perlor cine Gelbtoidbe, Die S6mudla-
1en i'm @erte bon $500 entbnlte,l
baben ioll
- Or. 81. u. Baul, Der angeflagt
mar, por eirigen Wonaten in Gent?r
einen Wann nanlens Sbort erlhof=
len gu baben, lit bonn @eridt II,
Carthage freigeiproden poroen. Sor
einiger 3eit eridoB in Center eilter
ser 8riioer Sbprt einen 9rl1oer oes
Or. Saul, Der nit atloern 2elitell
nod Sbort's 9uus gefonmen mar,
um eitlen Neeer, Der einer geringfii-
gigen 5ahe ipegen anseflaet NOR
uno Der iid in Sbort's Saus ge=
fIii6tet batte, feit5unebnen. Or.
Saul 5og lpdter na6 San slngelo,
als er Dor einigen Wonaten gum @e=
iub IN Gerlter mar, pnroe Sbort ge-
totet unb Ser geroabt lellfte iidj
anf i'm. Die Sbort's maren iebr all=
geiebene 2elte.
9ie @i1ita Salls & Soutbern
8abn iol BON Nelpcaltle IN gnung
County bis nod 2lano tpeiter ge-
baut peroer.
esn gI Campo lit an Sonn-
tag abenb Ser 8abnbof Der SoutDcr.l
Hacific 8abn abgebrannt.
Sonntag nlorgen brantlten III
Gernon Die bier &auier ab, in oelen
iid) Der gagle Drug Store, Der 2a-
ben oer aellp Saroipare COMPANY
uno anoere @eiddfte befanoen.
8unoesrihter Warep bat Die
@ranoiurp in 81 8aio initrulert,
cine geraue llnterindung be5iislif)
angeblider 8erlesungen Der geelttra=
litats- nno Der ginDanoerlingsgeiebe
por5iinebmen.
Oiitriftri6ter Cobb III goriica-
no bot Die @rano-Srrp initrniert, 81
unteriu6en, Oh ein Gottonianlen-
Srllt BORT eeldaftlid tatig lei
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Gin syarlner an Der 9tnral Golite 2,
empire, 60, namens IS. q. 5lono,
iagt:: ygudlen's Mrnica Salbe beilte
Die i1lirnrniten @ei6uiire, Die id je
iab, nanlli1 an meiner Sano una
meinem 8ein. 9ieie Salbe 1T 10
pertpoa, baB i6 eine nMortgage" aui
neine Sarln aufnebmen tpiiroe, falls
ih iie niht moers crbalten fonnta.
geur 25 Gents bei Moolpm 9reiB ulIS
G. Gobn & 60.
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Die 0fterreidiid-ungarii1e Re-
gierung bat auf's neue ourh anlt-
libe &unogebungen ibre Staatsange
borigen Dor Der 9lusmanbermg
nod 9lmerifa, insbeionoere na6
YennIplbanien, geiparnt. Serporee-
boben ipirb, oaB Die bon Dem otter
reidilh-ungariihen 9otihafter in
8aibington, Baron Sengelmiiller
eingelaufenen 8eridte Die tpirtldoft.
lide Cage i'm Staate gennlplpaniell
ols cine anbaltenb miBlihe ihilberll
ilno ferner beiagen, oaB in ienenl
Staate neitere Observation-Disclosures
5u ertparten ieien.
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mart balten miro, lit in Chicago elm
getroffen nno miro unper5iieli6 nit
ieiner Satigfeit beginnen.
Oelegaten aus feds Stabtel1
griinoeten in @rano Hapios, WfiG.,
Die v@rano=Saeinam @ollep Deep
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5mii6en 8rano Sopen uno Saginolu
81 proieftierell 5tpeds oirefter Ser
binbung oes 2ofe Weidtgon nit Sem
Safe Surpn.
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Cine selbitntprb= Gpibemtie

eiebt ben 3eitl1nsen tpieber einnaaI tas~
li9 Stoff fir ipaIterllange Mrtifel. 9c@
riiber ipifien Die 3eitlngen aber niemals
ettpas 8ll beridten, baB cine iolde Cpl
oen1ie eigentli9 i1ttner berrfdt. 9cnil
berna6ld1Iigei1 febr biele Meni6en III
rem &Drper rlidt INNER in elmer gSeiie,
Die eiren friibaeitigen Sob berbeifiihrt
9oppelt tori9t lit bieies 8erbalten aus
Dem @rlrbe, baB es in ben ct. Ser
narb &rdlterpillen ein sSeoerman11 sue
gdn9lides, abiollit 8ltberldiii9es Mitiel
6afrii giebt. einen S9aoe11, ben man
ieinen1 2eibe 5lsefiigt bat, BEL 3eiten
sli reparieren @ebrnli6t iie, ebe es su@
fpdt lit. Sn 4pothefen gu babeil.
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gems.
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@bfabrt bon &errbi1e $50 116r bornlits
tags. 91ur Sonntags na6 @errbile: $50
l1br borntittags.
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ton, @ibbings, 8odbale, Cameron nno
8aco. Mbfabrt 8.45 bornlittags.
yfad 8eebille, Corpus gbriiti, MIice,
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1.25 l1br na6m. uro 7.30 abenbs
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Won ct. 2ouis, &anfas gitb 1920 abbs.
ct. 2omis & San Jranciscp gabm.
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Chicago -. 1920 moraens
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Mn bic stimmseber BON gerar
Gumntn:

Cine Staats-Mntiprobib
BENTON lit auf Montag tnorgen, oel1
12. Oftober, 1908 nod @oulton
einbernfen ipor6en. sic ioll aus Dc.
Iesaten 5liiammenseiett iein, bic boll
ben Mtlti- -probibitioriiten in ieoem
COUNTY alisgeip1blt iino, obne 9fiid.
iidt auf politiide 8artei -gngeborig-
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@ir, Die nnter5eidneten 8iirger
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iton. td9lib ...7.35 n1orgens
uro 900 nahmittngs
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Gitb, 8oliao. 8eepille, 8barton. Raz
lacios lino 5oltiton $50 mora
Nad Brownsville.
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Intnnft.
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@abl.Mn5eiae.

Bir iinb autoriiiert, GERM S IL
lius q eal als &anoioat fir ben
Staatsienat i'm "a. ienatorieIlen 9titrift
anf benz repnblifaniid]en Sidet ansufiins
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@erlanst - miro elm il,nger Marll
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oas Iitboerapbiide @eidaft gu erler-
men. gfad5ufrogen BEL Waperif-
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Sn Smprna iiberfubr ell gro=
Der tiirfiiber 0ampfer bel Der Gin
fabrt in ben Safen elm nit etma
250 Ierionen gefiiates Sdbrboot,
oas forlnlib in 5ipei Geile geidllit=
ten ipurbe unDiofort perlanf. Slid
Ii6ermeiie befanoen iib peridieoene
Guoer= llnb Segelboote in Der Ndbe,
oenen es gelnng 10 Wteniben 5lt
retten Sunoertunobier5ie Berionen
fanoen ibr @rab in oen @eaen. Sn
Ser Staot perbreitete lib oas @e,
riidt, Der llnfaa iei oaourd berbeige-
fiibrt poroell, bob meoer Der &apitdn
nod ser erlte Steuerlnom oes tiir-
fiiden 8ampfers iih ouf ibrem Go-
item befanoen, ionoern linnIos be-
trunfen IN ibren &aiiiten lagen. SSll-
folgeoeiien ltiirmte Elm Bobelbauien
Die 9ureaugebdlioe Der @eieai6oIt
uno brannte lie bis auf Die llmfaI-
iunesmouer nieoer. glu6 Ole Giers
nno 9lnlageltellen Der @eiellihuIt
muroelt niebereebrannt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
Mest Wendersul cave jn tho wer,e.

Nest Wendsrsul Cave in the w.,,e.
 The most wonderful cave in in. world ii in the island of rcnr. f., tn, south Pacific. Byron called i, ... chapel of the seas" 1t is foru.a ,,, rock that is almost Surrounded by ,,, ocean. This rock Is about sixty fc. high and broad proportionately. Ma. years ago a boy, the son of a na,i :. chief, was chasing huge turtle. wh . his game seemed to sink into the roc. The lad watched and waited until th' tide fell. disclosing small opening r the rock about six feet under low ws ter mark. Diving boldly, the youna hunter entered the aperture and. f. his surprise, came to the surface In side the rock. The rock was hollow and its interior was found afterward when the natives explored 1t with torches, to contain many beautiful stalactites. When attacked and fnl lowed by enemies, the natives, wM know the secret, leave their canoes plunge into the water and disappear Their foes finger. astonished at trei' disappearance. for no person not ;e Quainted with 1t would suspect thas the rock was hollow.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
At Sea In a Coffin,

It was the French assassin Lupi wlm escaped to sea from Cayenne in a c"f
 fin. He managed to get some nails tar and cotton. and one dark night he got into the coffin shed. He selected h fine. stanch and seaworthy coffin a'd fastened the lid in order to turn 1t i;l~ . deck, leaving a cockpit sufficient fo ble him 10 crawl in. He calked aI. the joints as well as he could. and when this work was finished he made . pair of paddles out of two blanks. Then he brought out his craft wl'b great precaution. Without much diffl culty he reached the waters edge. Si lently and slowly he proceeded in th. hope of reaching either Venezuela os British Guiana, 15O nautical miles dis tant. Fortunately or unfortunately for Lupi, the steamer Abeille, returning from the Antilles, on Paramaribo pick cd him up, half drow ned and almost ip . fainting condition. and few hcu.s Ater be was flu irons in his cell
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
A Nand2f{ai M.

IT. nohemians have a proverb, "Ev. s1y fish has another for prey" The wells tsilurus) has them all. This 's the largest fresh water fish found lu the rivers of Europe except the stuF eeon. It often reaches five or six feet in length. It destroys many aquatic birds, and we are assured that 1t does not spare the human species. On the bd of July. 17OO. . peasant took or' near Thorn that had an infant entir in its stomach They tell in HungaN of children and young girls being d
 voured on going to draw water. a.d they even relate that on the fronti,rs of Turkey a poor fisherman took me that had in it's stomach the body ., . woman. her purse containing !n'd and . ring. The fish is even renltof
 b have been taken sixteen feet ons
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
ahersdan's Double Masy-la0N.

tt vas in 1851 that the Gretna Gf0Ga marriages were made illegal. \ glance at It's registers may yet inspire the novelist of tile future. One entry will os sure to puzzle. Twice within few -lAys occurs tiie record of tlie marriagt of Richard Erinslcy Sheridan to Miss 3rant. There was only one k. B. :. only one bride for the same gentleman The double entries are not the result q; any blun}er ou the part of the Rev Mir. Vulcan. The parties were reall.. twice married at Gretna Green. Arri' ing on d Sunday they were duly wet ded. anu sped away to Edinburgh There. however. Sheridan chanced tc
 lance at Fl newspaper In which ap
 red the lrcubratons of a lawyer n these plainly stated was the fact hat no contract executed on Sunday \ binding. Clearly. then, their wed. ding was no' legal. Back to Gretna Green they scurrled, to be remarried on week day and leave the dual rec ord to perpiex later generations of sympathetic snarchers of the records.- et. James Gazette.
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oris;n of I've Familiar Provsrb.

Origin of I've Familiar Proverbs
 It WAS the habit of the great ';r. r painter Apeiles never to let day ra :. however busy he chsnced to be. wi''
 cut practiclng his hand by tracing { :' outline of some object. custom wll.,'r has now passed into . proverb".% asy without line.'' He also made is . r,1le, when he had finished . canvas b exhibit 1t to the view of those wlx' visited his studio. while be hirnse:. hidden behind the picture. would lis,cn Go their comments. It is said that once ( shoemaker censured him for haS:,. painted pair of shoes with one iatc'ist too few. Next day tho shoemaker, r.' visiting the studio. saw that the pain; CT had corrected the mistake. He theu began to criticise the leg of the DOT. trait. upon which Apelles came for ward and reminded him that sbon maker should not go beyond the shoes . piece of advice which has also crya talli2ed into . proverb. Let the cob bier stick to his last. - Piiny the Eide,
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Incidental Music.

One afternoon couple from an a6 joining town presented themselves to . Boston divine and asked to be mar lied just aS he was about to enter the pulpit to conduct an afternoon service The minister replied that he. regretted that he could not at that moment com ply with their wish. but that immed' ately upon the conclusion of the serv Ice he would take pleasure In perform ing the ceremony. The lovers after demurrin9 seated themselves in the rear of tie church. When the minister had finished the service he made the following announcements: 'The parties who are to be joined iu matrimony will present: themselves at the chahce' immediately after the singing of hymn 415. Mistaken Souls That Dream o' Heaven: Exchange.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
Biq Jumps by Rabbits.

How fast do hares and rabbits run j Perhaps you have wondered while out eunning and watched the elusive mi mals speeding away. According to ] c. Millais. the length of hare's strdt Is pbout four feet while that of ral' bit Is aboNt two feet Under cond, tions of fear the hare Is said to leai ten to twelve feet. some authorities claiming that 1t can jump ditches ten to twenty feet in width. A hare car jump upward perrendicularly ffs feet. Rabbits can make leaps of six or seven feet horizontally. but cannot jump higher than three feet. Whci compelled to do SO. 1t Is said, rabbits can swim as we'll as dogs. Philadel phia North American.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
 The CarlYles' Maid.

The Carlyles had maid wh W.. untidy, useless in all ways bu "abounding in grace and in cons quent censure of every one aove q below her and of everything se cou' not understand. After a long ip,st' , phe one day as she was bTlglng | dinner Carlyle ended with. And tn | can tell you that if you }onot carr the dishes straight 50 as t't to spi the gravy. 60 far from beYg tolerate In heaven you won't be efn to'er"t" on earth"
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rh. Hor.. He Whted,

\ Scotch farmer bougt a horse. G' iue home he thought . tink would re frssA 1t, 70 hs got . pa}of water. be' the animal would not take it. os rsaching homo he ga1 t . feed u' corn, but 1t would nd touch that e' thsr. '@Ys'rs the verahorss for me II yo ooly workw the ftmsf was heafd 0 say.-Dundes Advtt1ssf.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
A erlshe Bird.

The cuckoo Is as likely to steal It's uest as to make 1t, but this fact does uot take from the point of the follow. .ns pun. quoted from Short Stories:
 4 young Englishman being asked a' dinner whether he would have some birds uest pudding. said. turning tc h,s hostess: "Ah. yes. Bir,'s nest pud, ding. and what kind of a bird may have made it?"
 "Oh. It WAS tho cook who made It, was her prompt reply.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
Not Aiways.

"Remember. ny boy" said Uncle James aa he gave Bobby coin. "that if you take care of the pennies the shillings will taxe care of themselves
 Bobby looked . trifle dubious.
 '.l do take care of the pennies" he replied, but as soon as they get to ht shillin-s pa takes care of 'em. .s--1on don Tit Bits.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
n..a M.nk. ef h. Mina.

\ man is knot by tho company hi, mind keeps. Tlive continually will nobIe books. with high srect~d thoushts seatq in the heart of coul Aesy." teachesle soul good manners. T. B. Aldrich,
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Tonsorlal Artistry.

Customer (facct:onsly)-D you sup pose you can cut my hair without mak. ins me look like an idiot? Barber (dit ,adentlyl--It will be pretty difficult thins to do. but will try.-Lipplncott'. Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
Ajaehtins Trip.

Captain-Ehse, sir. your wife has fallen overbfd. Owner Confound 1t Another of bse sinking spells of hersi --Harper's lcek1.
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MertlAetissl,

''of course. docto4 osfman meas'ss 0s4 seldom serious
 ''I never met buths faeai case"
 "TAtalr'
 .Yea. It was Ffenchman, anu vhen ha .discoyeN It waA German rneaa,es that he kd modification set n" |
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31

1here afns points of ths conpess en eAs eh sf trvs patzssttsm. .--wh
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Saying we'll cnusA9 . ihugh. Dodns wsll aAusAs sliencas ! vtsafA pEsvsto
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The HuzIara In Eliaht.

There can hc no doubt that the bus sard fl; the living aeroplane in peT:ec don It cannot sail against the wind except as othei birds do-by sheer pow er of moving winss-but 1t can sail q: amazing srsed before the wind, at fight angles to the wind and csn sal within | few points of the wind.
 When !aere Is no wind it's flight is clnmsy-vDt much of an improvement on the flying of ! hen. Authors are won't to descri6s tho buzxard as sail tng in the sky on days when the earth perspires beneath . sult'v, st'l' atmosphere. But 1t will also he re membareJ that these authors Invati- ably describe the buZzard as heir" "a sreck 'n the brassy heavens A | matter of fact. that is just the point of the buzzards aerial knowledge When there is no breeze close to the earth 1t Is always to be observed roost. ing in q trce ar flying lahoriously into ehe zenith ,,n.il it dnds an upper eur Sent. where it can navigate without |. eor.-New York Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-31
oonea and Their Places,


 It was a colloquy at | north side butchers shop. Oh" eaid tue lilth woman, that's an awful big boue 1: that small steak. don't like to havs to pay for all bone"
 ''Yes'm." said tho butcher poljtcly but with touch of irony In his an swer. "that do seem to be good dea. of bone, but the animals what's com. in to this market now seems to have more or less bone in 'em. And really as animals is built now don't see how they can get along without bones"
 That nay all be true said the lit tie woman. and there was wlche,, twinkle in her eye. but this mornin: j found good sized bone in the gan cage. and leave 1t to you. honest now don't you think that is going little to' ear?"
 And the butcher could not say , word in reply.-lndianapo'is News.
The Forrest City times., 1908-08-07
FREE ALLEGED coNsPiRAToR.
Hayes Is Cleared Of Charge of Obtain.
 ing School Bonds Illegally.

Cleveland, Ohio-Harry F.. Hayes of the banking firm of W. J. Hayes x Son of this city was Monday afternoon discharged by Judge Striple a. the conclusion of the hearing on the ci arge of conspiracy brought by off. cials of West New York. x. L. who alleged that the banker had illegally obtained possession of school bonds valued at $105,000 A warrant was issued in New Jersey for the arrest C Hayes and an officer sent here to take him to West New York. Hayes instituted habeas corpus proceedings.
 The court said the evidence had clearly shown that Hayes was not in New Jersey cn Dec. IS, the dats upon which it was alleged the of. I, nse had been committed.