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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-12-10
General Demand

Of the Well-Informed of the World has
always been for simple, pleasant and
efficient liquid laxative remedy Of known
value; laxative which physicians could
sanction for family use because its COM
ponent parts are known to them to be
wholesome and truly beneficial in effect,
acceptable to the system and gentle, yet
prompt, in action.
In supplying that demand with its ex-
;ellent combination of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of SIENNA, the California Fig Syrup
Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies
on the merits of the laxative for its remark
able success.
That is one Of many reasons why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA is given
the preference by the Well-Informed.
To get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine-manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale
by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents
per bottle.
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Dog Police In ENGLAND.

The police authorities in England
have at last decided to follow IN
some degree the custom of the con-
tinent and recognize bloodhounds as
permanent agent in the detection
of crime.
Mai. Richardson, who has for
years been breeding-wholly with a
view to perfection of scent-cross-
bred bloodhounds, received formal
notice that his dogs are to be re-
tanned by the Hertfordshire ponce.
Maj. Richardson will keep the dogs
and train them, but they will be sent
by the Hertfordshire authorities on
the occurrence of any crime in the
detection of which they may be use
full.
A great number of the other coun-
ty authorities are discussing the en-
ployment of dogs, and the idea has
particularly appealed to those in
Scotland. 1t is probable that in a
short time this special breed dogs
whose heredity is as yet secret
will be generally recognized as an
arm of the detective service, as in
Berlin, where a motor car, specially
built for carrying dozen or more
bloohounds, is kept always in readi-
! ness.
Some of Maj. Richardson's hounds
have already done service in Tur-
key in behalf of the Sultan, and the
Paris authorities, who have just i'm
ported some pups, find the dogs much
more faithful to a scent than any
variety yet produced.-London Daily
Mail.
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CAUSE AND EFFECT.
Good Digestion Follows Right Food.

Indigestion and the attendant dis
comforts of mind and body are GER
tain to follow continued use of impro-
per food.
Those who are still young and ro.
bust are likely to overlook the fact
that, as dropping water will wear a
stone away at last, so will the use Of
heavy, greasy, rich food finally cause
loss of appetite and Indigestion.
Fortunately many are thoughtful
enough to study themselves and note
the principle of Cause and Effect in
an writes her experience thus:
Some time ago had lot OF trou-
BILE from indigestion, caused by too
rich food. got so | was unable to
digest scarcely anything, and medi-
cines seemed useless.
"A friend advised me to try Grape
Nuts food, praising 1t highly, and as
a last resort tried It. | am thank
full to say that Grape-Nuts not only
relieved me of my trouble, but built
me up and strengthened my digestive
organs SO that can now eat anything
| desire. But stick to Grape-Nuts y
There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek. Mich. Read THE Road to
VILE" in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter? A
new one appears from time to time.
They are genuine, true and full of hu.
man interest.
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DR.. Frank Cranes Epigrams.

The truest prayers are simple ST.
lence. To feel God is to pray.
Prayer Is the orientation of life;
finding God, as sailors find star.
Littleness Is self-hood; greatness
consists in being vessel for the In
finite.
Our sole disease is impotence. No
man ever had enough vitality, enough
passion. Our passion trails its flower
in the slime, not because 1t grows too
strong, but because 1t has not enough
vigor to raise It's bloom toward Heav-
en-.
Love knows no crime, but too lit
tie love. 1t is the dull razor that
cuts The sickly rose plants are they
that are attacked by vcrmin.
Impurity comes from morbid
love; when love strikes its tap root
down into the infinite 1t purifies It,
self-"even as He Is pure.
Half dead souls secrete poison;
hardy, sunlit, out-of- door souls make
honey.
Our eyes are adulteries, envies
and such like, because there is a
worm in the core Of our souls.
My hand is lame when my soul Is
dry.
Work is a sort Of substitute for
play and law is substitute for life;
for with children it is all play and
in Christ there is no law.
There are two kinds of law; as
gravitation and a statute; the latter
was Moses kind, the former Jesus.
From Sermon Preached by DR..
Frank Crane at Union Church, Wor.
cester Mass.
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Costliest Railroad In America.

Regarded by engineers as a mar
vel of construction is the Spokane,
Portland and Seattle Railway, ,123
miles, the most direct line between
Spokane and Portland, which will
be completed January /, 1909. The
road, built jointly by the Great
Northern and Northern Pacific sys-
TENS, is the most expensive in Amer
lea.
The line will permit of longer
trains being hauled over it than any
other road in the country. There
are no sharp curvatures, the greatest
being degrees, and as result one
locomotive can pull from Spokane
to Portland as many cars as 1T can
start on level ground. This is ex-
pected to set new records for heavy
loading.
Twenty miles of line between Pas
co and Kahlotus cost $5,0O0,OO0, or
S25O,OOO mile, while mile of
road along the bluffs overhanging
Snake River involved an expenditure
of 100000. TO survey and build
this part of the line. which follows
the Columbia River, men were sus-
pended over the cliffs with ropes;
but while there were many narrow
escapes, not life was lost, nor was
any one seriously injured.-NeW
York World.
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COMMERCIAL COLUMN
Weekly Review OF Trade and Lates'
Market REPORTS
Bradstreet's says:

Weather conditions have been IT.
regular, but the arrival of a cold
wave following unseasonably mild
temperatures has stimulated retail
trade North, West and East, and
even helped business at the South
at some points, though holding of
cotton and low prices therefor have
tended to check buying in the cot
ton bolt as whole. Collections
have shared in the irregularity in
trade, and there is noticeable more
complaint as to these than to bust
less generally, more particularly at
he South. Heavy wearing apparel,
shoes and coal have been helped by
climatic developments. Holiday
'rade, too, shows signs of expansion,
md comparisons with year ago in
Ill lines are naturally in favor of
,urrent business. In some lines Of
Wholesale trade there are evidences
If more quiet conditions. Thus in
raw wool, leather and some lines or
,ottons and iron and steel there Is
rather less doing. partly because of
arge business recently booked; part
y because of desire to see what
he next month or so will bring
'orth, and also because of recent ad-
'ances in many prices.
Business failures in the United
States for the week ending December
3 number 1922, against 1913 last
week, 227 in the like week of 1907.
ZIG in 1906, 203 in 1905 and 231
in 1904.
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Improved Methods Insure Cheaper
Goods.

For hundreds of years mankind
used the same style and size OF razor
and had no thought that it could be
improved until some genius evolved
the safety razor. That genius reaped
the benefit of his inventive talent by
charging from SO to SIS for each I'M
plement, people being glad to buy at
those figures. Now comes another
inventor who has made possible
still better safety razor. and for only
twenty-five cents. That sum IN post
age stamps sent to the Book Publish
ing House, 1874 Leonard street, New
York, will secure razor postpaid by
return mail. This low price Is only
made possible by the invention OF
scientific machinery which produces
wonderful results at small cost.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-12-10

Considerable discussion is being
caused among the medical fraternity
by the increased use Of whiskey for
rheumatism. 1t Is an almost infalli
bic cure when mixed with certain
other ingredients and taken properly.
The following formula is effective:
ITO one-half pint of good whiskey
add one ounce Of Toris Compound
and one ounce of Syrup Sarsaparilla
, Compound. Take in tablespoonful
doses before each meal and before re-
firing"
Toris Compound is a product OF
the laboratories of the Globe Pharma-
ceutical Co., Chicago. but it as well
as the other ingredients can be had
from any good druggist.
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Risks Life To Rescue Dog.

Plunging into the icy waters of
the South Bay, regardless of his own
life, Frank Corwin swan to a spot
where his dog was drowning and
brought his safely ashore.
Corwin was hunting ducks, when
he shot a bird, which fell into the
water. His dog, which could not
swim, jumped into the bay and at
tempted to reach the bird. A strong
wind and rough waters carried the
animal away from the shore, and it
would have persisted but for its mas
ter. After swimming to the dogs
side, Corwin seized it around the
neck and dragged it back to land.
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WISE WORDS.

A woman is never happy until she
learns the things that make her mis-
cradle.
Loves young dream Is one of the
sweet things in this world that soon
turns sour.
Even the girls find the Merry
Widow hat hard lid to keep down,
A woman is guided by intuition
because she finds it easier than to
use reason or judgment.
When a man thinks a widows
weeds are becoming to her he tries
to induce her to change them.
What lot of happy marriages
there would be If fellows wife was
as good to him as his mother was!
During courtship a man tells the
old, old story; after he is married he
confines himself to the fairy story.
A girl feels consoled for breaking
a mans heart by the knowledge that
he will soon be making love to an.
other girl.
The average woman is content not
to wear trousers as soon as she finds
out that they don't cost as much as
dresses.
We are but children Of a larger
growth, and Fate, fat old world nurse,
dares not turn loose our apron
strings.
Let me not misjudge my friend.
What l think Is his conceit may after
all be only his consciousness of
power"
Help us to remember that greater
than any church or creed is kindness.
No girl ever sees a good looking
young man without speculatively
wondering whose sweetheart he is.
A love letter from the right person
is worth all the literature in the
world when it comes to heart interest,
The willy flatterer still stands head
and shoulders above the one who Is
too full of mean suspicious to be
flattered.
The one whom my soul loveth
sent away starved for word of en-.
dearment, and I set feast before a
dirty beggar whose need was only
food that any one might have given
him.
What's become of the old fashioned
girl whose mother used to make her
do the family's mending? ."She and
her grandmother have gone off on a
strike together" comes the echo
From Ewes Epigrams," in the New
York Telegram.
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Simple Arithmetic.

A teacher in a downtown school
has for her pupils the children of
Russian parents. The other day she
was explaining a sum in subtraction
Which the little ones found difficult
to understand.
"Now." said she, to eXemplify the
proposition, suppose | had $40 and
went into a store to spend it. Say
l bought a hat for s.. Then |
spent 50 for gloves, and $3.50 for
some other things. How much did
| have left?"
For a moment there was dead
silence. Then boys hand went
up.
''Wcll, Isaac, how much did | have
left?"
"Vy didn't you count your
changer" said Isaac in a disguised
tone.
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Vanity In Six Nations.

The Tahiti girl to acquire fiat,
broad nose, sleeps with a compress
on it.
The Arab woman paints her brows
50 as to give them the appearance
of meeting above her nose.
Bellies of certain Amazonian tribes
have cone-shaped skulls, which are
obtained by wearing mold on the
head from babybood until maturity.
The Turkish woman imparts a
faint blush tint to nails and teeth.
The ladies of Macassar paint their
teeth red and yellow alternately.
The Paraguay girl eradicates her
eyebrows, declaring that she does
not wish to resemble a whiskered
man. Chicago Tribune.
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STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, CO
90

FRANK }. CHENEY makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of L. J. CHENEY 4
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo;
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL.
LARS for each and every case of CATARRH
that cannot be cured by the use of HALLS
CATARRH CURE. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December. A. d.,
1855. A. W. GLEASON,
(sEAI..) Notary Public,
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Send for testimonials,
free. f. j. CHENEY 4 Co., Toledo, D.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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STORY OF A WREN.

One day my grandmother went to
the pump to get some water, and.
having filled her pail, she noticed o
great many small sticks floating in
1t. She did not know how to &C.
count for them. Every time she
pumped water, out came sticks again.
For long time the matter remained
a mystery; but one day my grand
father saw a wren fly out of the
pump. -
Now" thought he, 'I have got the
rogue" So he peeped into the pump,
and found that the wren had been
trying to build nest in it, and at
each pumping the timbers of her
house, il we may call them so, were
shaken of,into the water.--Chrfst
Register. Z n - r. l.--.tNf =
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Chilly Location.

us this the only seat for the con-
cert you have left?"
Yes, but it's an exceptionally good
one for so warm night"
How sou
well, Mrs. A. occupies the seat
on the right and Miss B. on the
left, and You know there's very
decided GOODNESS between them. -
Boston TRANSCRIPT.
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Dyspepsia is Ofcn Capsed by CttdTh
OF tie Stomuch-Prl ma Reiieres Ca'd'Th
Of the S omnch and is Therefore, Remedy
for Dyspepsia.
,++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++t
J Hon. Nj. G. Butler, U. S. Senator I
from South Carolina for two terms, in !
! a letter from Washington, ID. G.. writes
! to the Pcruna Medicine Co., as follows !
II can recommend PcIMad for
4dySprpSia ana S'O ndch trouble. ~
+hdrc been using your medicine Iort
Ia short period ana 1 Jeci rcry !
much rpiiercd. II Is mdfcd Il I
$rOndcr1uL medicine, besides AZ
sgOod tonic." !
t%+%<+%++++%+ <+++++<<<'
rATARRIl of the stomach is the cor
I rect name for most cases of dyspepsia.
Only an internal catalrh remedy, such
as Peruna. is available.
P:ru1a Tablets can now be procured.
Ask your Druggist for a Free Pc
runa Almanac for 1909.
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TORTURED FOR SIX MONTHS
BY Terrible Itching Eczcma-Baby's
Suffering was Terrible - Soon
Entirely Cured by Cuticura.

"Eczema appeared on my sons face We
went to doctor who treated him for three
months. Then he was so bad that his face
and head were nothing but one sore and
his ears looked as if they were going to fall
off, so we tried another doctor for four
months, the baby never getting any better.
His hand and legs had big sores on them
and the poor little fellow suffered so ter
ribly that he could not sleep. After he
had suffered six months we tried n set ct
the Cuticura Remedies and the first treat.
mcnt let him sleep and rest well; in one
week the sores were gone and in two
months he had clear face. Now he is
two years and has never had eczema again.
MIS-. Louis Beck, r. +. d. g. San Antonio.
Tex, Apr. Is, 1907"
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''Those cartoons of me that my
enemies are circulating are positive
ly hideous," remarked the candidate
for office.
"Do you think so?" rejoined his
wife. you ought to take a look
at the pictures of you that your
friends are putting on their campaign
banners. "-Washlngton Star
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-12-10

~ " u ~ " ~ AAA "
weak, run down to
q mere skeleton.
My back was 30 bad
/ could hardly walk
and the kidney &C.
cretions much dis.
ordered. A week
after l began using
Doan's Kidney Pills
| could walk with
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-12-10

"They charged like demons, said
the retired colonel oXcitedly. Il
never saw anything to touch it. The
way they charged positively stagger-
ed me-"
"Whom does he mean?' whisper
ed the man who had just come in
to his neghbor. lis he talking about
one of his old battles?"
NO. replied the other; hes
talking about the holiday he spent
at the Swiss hotel
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Timely RcinfOrccments.

A boy rushed up to policeman
and said Say, there's a man
around there what's been fightin
with my father for almost an hour"
why didn't you call me before?"
asked the policeman.
"Well," said the kid, paw was
getin' the best of it up to few
minutes ago. '-Bartlesyille (Okla }
ENTERPRISE.
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- - - Sample treatment
r. IN RED Cross Pile and
Fistula Cure and
Book sent by mail
Y1dsz( ~ FREE.
REACo.. DEPT 4 MINNEAPOLIS, MINI.


A Scotch lawyer had to address
the Caledonian equivalent of our Su-
preme Court. His pleading occu-
pied an. entire day. After seven
hours of almost continuous oratory
he went home to supper and was
asked to conduct family worship. AS
he was exhausted his devotions were
brief.
II am ashamed of ye," said the
old mother. ITO think We could talk
for seven hoors up at the court and
dismiss your Maker in seven min
utes."
"Ay, vera true" was the reply.
"but We maun mind that the Lord
isna sac dull in the uptak as the
Judge-bodies. "-Bellman.
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New York. -Wheat-Receipts 81
900 bush. exports, 136,75S bush;
spot irregular; No. 2 red, 1.12@ q
l.14A elevator; No. 2 red, 1.l4A
9. o. b. anoat; No. l Northern Du-
'uth, 1893 f. o. b. anoat; No. 2
ard winter, 1.19h f. o. b. alloat.
Corn-Receipts. 29,750 bush,
;pot easy; No. 2, 70 to arrive ele-
,a'or, and 701a spot f. o, b. af1oat.
Option market was without transac-
ions, closing net unchanged. De-
'cmbcr closed 70h; May closed
702s; July closed 70B.
Oats-Receipts, $4,000 bush; ex-
Dorts, G17,OOO bush; natural white,
&c to 32 pounds. IS q 81 Y; clipped
white, "a TO AZ pounds, Sc a CT y
Poultry-Alve firm; spring chick
ems, IL; fowls. 10; turkeys, 49,;
dressed. unsettled; Western spring
chickens, 12m20: fowls, 10m 49,,
spring turkeys, 1Om17.
Steady: receipts, 4,7l3;
creamery thirds to frsts, % a 20;
held creamery, common to special,
22M29; State dairy, common to
SpCtldl, ! W S''
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., Rc.
higher: contract grade December,
OGCr1.OG1ac.
Steady; December, G. q
67Hc.
Oats-Quiet; No. 2 white, natural,
So p a SEC.
Butter Firm; extra Western
creamery, 33c.; do, nearby prints
35.
Eggs Steady; Pennsylvania and
other nearby frsts, f. c., SAC. at
mark; do, current receipts, in re-
turnable cases, So a mark; West
ern frs,s, f. G, "a at mark; do,
current receipts, f. C., 50 q SO at
mark.
Cheese Firm; New York full
creams, choice. IA IA hc.; do, fair
10 good, 13G' - y.
Poultry - Alive. nrmcr; fowls
4p121ac.; old roosters, SA a.
9; spring chickens, y a II y
turkeys. l4M15; ducks, | a II;
geese, 10GD1l.
Dressed poultry steady; fresh Kill
ed fowls, choice, 13hc.; do, fail
to good. II u a 70 Y; old roosiers
9h; Western roasting chickens, l.
ale; do, broiling, l2m 1G: turEeY1
choice, 1701S; fair to good. ID %
10; ducks, 91a a 10; geese, 9n 10
rc.-Flour-Firm and un
changed Receipts, 2,9oG bbls.; OK
ports, 1,O95 bbls
Whcat-Easier; spot, CONTRACT
1861 m1.OG% spot No. rec
western, 1.OSA 1.0S5s; December
1.OGN M1.O62s; January, l.O7 u a
1O7A: May, 1.12h asked; steamer
No. 2 red, 1.03A q 1.03&. Receipts
47,5S7 bush; exports, $4,000 push
southern, on grade, 1903 a LOG.
Corn-Steady; new spot, contract
67m67A; year, 67M67 X; January
G6 90 a &C y; February, &C "a a 66M
steamer mixed, Ga Ga u. Receipts
| 73,2S5 bush; exports, 1926 bush
New Southern white corn 6l "A q
&C new Southern yellow corn
G1M a 66&.
Oats-Firm; No. 2 white, So Y
sales; No. 3 white, 81 II a 80; NO
mixed, SO Y q 81. Receipts, q
$40 bush.
Rye-Firm; No. Western export
S2IS2la. Receipts, 2,OGS bush.
Butter - Firm and unchanged
fancy imitation, 24025; fancy
creamery, 32@33; fancy ladle, 20 q
81: store packed, $50 10.
Eggs-Firm and unchanged, a
326D33.
Cheese-Firm and unchanged
new large, Az; new flats, Az
| new small, IA q.
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Added A Little Sulphur.

Doctor--Did your husband follow
my directions? Did he take the
medicine | left for him religiously?
Patients Wife--Pm afraid not,
doctor. He swore every time | gave
him a dose.-Boston Transcript.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-12-10

>npudinc Cures indigestion Pains,
Belching. Sour Stomach, and heartburn,
from whatever cause. It's Liquid. Effects
Immediately. Doctors prescribe it. iOc.,
25c.. and Soc, at drug stores.
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a Contrary Father.

Suitor-Do you think, Edith, your
father will accept me for son-in-
law?
She-I wouldn't be at all surprls-
ed. Papa always goes contrary TO
my wishes. brooklyn Life.
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out cane, hnu as ! continued my
health gradually returned. was SO
grateful made public statement OF
my case. and now seven years have
passed, ! am still perfectly WE'LL"
Sold by all dealers. SOC. a box
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-12-10

The hardest thing for a girl TO
understand is how it is that the attn
letic team which has the the pettiest
uniform is not sure to win.
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Alternative.

You'll have to work hard to win
old Millions daughter"
"I'll have to work a good deal
harder If | don't win her. Brook
Ign Life.
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To Drive Out Malaria and Build Up
the SYStCm

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTE
LESS CHILL Tonic. You know what you
are taking The formula is plainly printed
OH every bottle, showing 1t Is simply Qui-
nine and Iron in a tasteless form, and the
most elfcctunl form. For grown people
and children, JDc
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-12-10

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces lnl1amma'
ton, allays pain, cures wind cole. 23ca Dottle.
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Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-12-10

AS rule thieves display more
discretion than honest men do.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-12-10

A girl is always sure man Is
trying to make declaration of love
to her when what it is Is an eX-
PLANTATION of the difference between
football and baseball.
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A mans gratitude for a favor
done him is mostly a bid for more.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1908-12-10

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