The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-09-18
suNFLowER PHILOSOPHY.

Young men sometimes agree unon
me belle OF the town. but The girls
never do.
As soon as an old fool acquires a
H'iie sense Young fool steps up To
repeat his mistakes
In some houses there Is nothing
,honfht OF except 10 give the baby a
chance 10 sleep.
IhFee babies in two years. the Ian.
casles Literary Society has Just dc.
cided' are too many
Many a man is compelled To stand
PUNISHMENT who never fought a prize
There is difference between self.
see ana conceit which is hard
ior some men 10 understand
When you have had a streak ~
luck seemsi
A man is never quite reconcfea ~
losing his daughter bv MARRIAGE nntiI
the first grandchild is named for him
When a man breaks "A thing thar he
longs to you, and says I'm sorry
does that satisfy you?
III you receive an anonymous letter
uon regard your enemies with sus.
plclon; watch your friends
Nhen man laughs ten times dav
nine OF the laughs We're inspired by |
something he said himself
lou can make bet that the chill |
uren are spoiled. and win. il the
motnef SAYS they are sensitive
~ VIII always be possible 10 make a
H'lhg without work as long as per
sons can be found who believe in
palmistry
Inc women have long been OF the
opinion that The Lord loves a cheer.
iul glyer' should be amended-"to
Nhen woman dresses she has IL
more things 10 put on than a man
puts on when he dresses.
"hen a man sees anything in the
paper mat is lecture 10 women he
Is sure 70 read it aloud. The good
ADVICE 10 men he scorns TO look az
mere Is always sympathy given To
people whose relatives come to live
with them. and YOU bet sympathy is
needed -
II Is always something Of a shock TO
ne" husband to hear his wifes pri-
az opinion OF the women whom he
rends VS.
The most accomplished comedia,
annot succeed in being as fpnn, az
he henpecked husband when he as.
erts himself.
When the older daughter is marion
irly dutiful about caring for the babv
may mean nothing more than mar
ne mates 10 wash dishes
AFTER man has reached the age
men he Is ready 10 settle down and
op giving his wife trouble his sons
ave reached the age TO begin.
II q woman can't, with some show
honesty, say the clothes OF her
leinN are shabby. she swings the
oud." my are
tner may monopolize the rocking
lalr 10 the Disadvantage OF his wife
" ne never gets chance at the
immock IL there are daughters In
e family ."
Perhaps this is one reason widows
e truer" than widowers. A widow
ust wait for some man 10 ask her
marry him. but a widower can rn.> -
raight from the cemereterv into q
oposal, tearing of his creme on the
iy-Atchison (Kan) Globe. =,
A man always likes TO meet peonla
40 have the same gievance he has -,
Nhen man walks along the street -
tween TWO women. he has every an a
=, arahce OF being under arrest. h,
II baby will miss her" when she ~
: out OF the room. woman is con. or.
~ 20 give up all her time to taking 10
re of IT, no
You may think you have a great IN
my friends how many would stick Az
you, ana care for YOU if you had ar,
allpox? One? or
Married uFnpfap Std
d. oiu maids. and the old maids look sal
1noush they could cry over the en-,
uDles OF the married women
70 save annoyance a man sbonld "a.
the telephone just as he uses his ~
olver-only in cases of absolute :, ne
'essity. i
here is one kind OF man we have ~
.er seen and never expect to see -
len man who thinks he can MAY a -
lie and sing a little 80
mother thing We would like 10
w the truth about. When a how
ms bad trick. is ii the neighbor's
ms? the,
he poor kin at a swell wedding tha
ds hluch enjoyment in predicting New
the bridal couple won't get pur'
lg as they get in looking AZ the they
glass. 'Ne in
hen troubles come to a man IN bis geti
e he lacks the great comfort az. sura
Ied TO his wife under similar cir. fuse
lstances-that Of weeping on tho or
hen towel. '''e inn,
men man says his sickness Is Al
TO oyerwork. everybody SCOTS na'i'
those who love him. How many dres
mat be in your case? conf
eiore raising any question over a lican
lds unusual pronunciation Of
q. wait until you have secret
erence with your dictionary. r.
link over the worrying YOU did mi,
erday. IL certainly did You no
. but i certainly did YOU harm. sbnr,
* OF this the next time you feel W,
lpy.
you have what people call
Of trouble" take a nil A., ,
your feet in hot water. and go -. :
TO bed. All such forebodings rh,
from physical ailments. rr',,.'
len woman Is first married. she cor,a