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Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
POCKETS FOR ALL MEN.
Tailor Tells Of Those Made for Must.
clans, Detectives, Etc.

Tailor Tells Of Those Made for Must.
clans, Detectives, Etc.
1.-THE average man has five pockets
in his coat-two outside, two inside.
and a ticket pocket" says tailor.
"There are, howvere, certain profess
sions which render special pockets
desirable.
"Most people know what 'poach-
er's pocket is, but how many have
heard of music pocket? Many pro.
fessional singers have their overcoats
fitted with such receptacle. Usually
they are placed in the back of the
coat, just above the waist line, and
will hold half dozen pieces of music
without crushing.
"Some detectives, too, have their
business suits fitted with a handcuff
pocket in the sleeve. The special adj
vantage of this is that the manacles
can be withdrawn unseen. When an
obstreperous prisoner sees the Of
ficer's hand seeking a pocket he knows
what is coming, and acts accordingly.
But with the special pocket the
bracelets are out and snapped on the
wrists before he can resist.
Zone of my customers makes a
point of having his trousers lined
with leather from the knees down
ward. Why Because a dog once bit
him severely in the calf, and he
doesn't want it to happen twice."
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
Bio Hats in Paris Theaters.

To remedy the "big hat nuisance
In Paris theaters the theater COM
mittee of the municipal council has
decided to recommend drastic action.
The committee proposes that every
spectator shall have the right to re-
quest the police officer on duty in the
theater to call for the removal of any
hat which prevents an unobstructed
view of the stage. If the wearer re-.
fuses to comply, the officer may order
her to leave the theater.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
Secretary Taft a Perfect Poser.

Secretary Taft, who owes more to
the camera than perhaps any other
statesman, is as pleased with good
pictures of himself as is any other Of
the great men have snapped. l
suppose I have upward Of 1000 plates
of him. He has mastered the secret of
the perfect pose. There is no worry
in it for him, no dread that he will not
look fit. He is always ready, always
natural, and always happy, and,
thanks to these three conditions,
whatever he may have had of vanity
has long since disappeared.-Success
Magazine.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
Her PROPOSAL,

Evelyn-You've been counting me
now for a number of years, George,
and want to make little leap year
proposal.
George-1-I am not in position
to m-marry just yet, but"
Evelyn Gnterrupting) said
anything about marriage? was go
ing to propose that you stay away
from here and give somebody else a
chance.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
A NeoIiqent CAPTAIN,

Miss Fresh,y-What are these men
working so hard at, papa?
Mr.. F.-They are weighing the
anchor, my dear.
Miss F-Goodness, how absurd! If
the captain wants to know the weight
of the anchor why doesn't he have it
weighed beforehand and not wait un.
til We get ready to start, and then
keep us waiting for the men to weigh
It when we ere all ready to go?
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
How's This?

We offer Ono Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catsrrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY CO., Toledo. o.
We, tho undersigned. have known F. ]. Cheney
for the last IS years. and believe him perfectly HON
orabie in oil business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by his nrnn
WALpIxe. KlNNAN q MARvIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Halls Cstarrh Cure 10 taken Internally, acting
directly upon tho blood and mucous surfaces the
system Testimonials sent free. Price Is cents PEI
Take Hairs Family Pills Tor constipation.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
A Slight Astiamatism.

Oculist ttrying various glasses)--
How do they look now? See them any
better?
Mr.. wunmore-Well, the green gil
rafte can shee firsh rate, but that red
ELEPHANT an the purple 'potamus still
look kinder-kinder blurred.-Puck.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
A Political Question.

A Political Question.
(Which would you call that political
meeting-a gathering or a demonstra-
tion?" whispered the cub reporter.
"Was it en- our sile?" growled the
star.
ooh, no; it was an opposition meet
ing"
"Then call it a fiasco, of course
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17

One Of the important duties of the
elevator man in an apartment house
Is to see that the children are brought
up properly.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
How It Happened.

"True, the night was dark, but he
appeared to jump deliberately in front
of the automobile"
''Force of habit. The poor fellow
was an actor, and naturally dived for
the spotlight"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17

Every. town has It's men who take
pleasure in running after other mems
hats when they blow of.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17

There are several different brands
Of love. The love of a cannibal for
his fellow man Is one kind.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17

FITS, St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free $500
trial bottle and treatise DR.. R. H. Kline,
Id, 93l Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17

BUY q. g. DIP AND D1s1NFECTANT
and ship your Hides, Pelts, Wool etc, to
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
To the Point.

Elderly Aunt suppose you won.
dered, dear little Hans, why left
you so abruptly in the lane. saw q
man, and oh, how ran!
Hans-Did you get him?
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
A Mean Man.

A Mean Man.
'"The Bhonglish have queer mar
riage custom. The groom holds his
nose against a small cylindrical OBJ
ject. l couldn't quite make out what
it was"
"A grindstone, probably" interposed
Mr.. Crouch.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17

DR.. J. II. RINDLAUB, (speciaIist),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. ..
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17

A pawnshop where we could hocl
our troubles would fill long-felt wan.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
Women in Politics.

"she refuses to wear the party
yoke"
Considers it unbecoming, no
doubt commented the feminine boss.
LET her wear the party guimpe,
then"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17

FYsh.hooks have been made In the
same shape for 1000 years.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1908-07-17
Our Language.

1ane-Frank turned up an hour late
May-What did you do?
Jane-Just turned him down.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

smaller loss due TO inesiibie matter,
akin~ roots. sssSts. etc, and also 4
waste nj good material. which Ii caus.
ed ny careless pairing. etc. NIL these
sosses being grouped together In ~
porting analyses under the nan ~ref.
use" The amount os refuse varies
graStiy In different Vegetables. Us
shown by a large namssr IL analyses
u American food masertalx Ths
amount may b. small In such vexesM
bl~s ~ string hsanS. uriiaan la such
vegetables as saasas~ cabbage, .eekA
lettuce. encsimlssrs. OF hsxn In such
vegetables ~ tssans. issi p~anpklns aua
squash. With tuberx. sush ~ patass~x
the average ansssslns of refuse In y, pei
ssnt. and with such roots IN furairs
- per eent.
In preparing vegetables fer tho table
the careful essk viii remove all In.
~iisac portions and Will se~s TO IL thai
tn. total amount III refssse Ia al small
~ Is consistent with good quality. Thin
pairing OF potatoes and other Vegetables
In an eessaiosny which II Is worth whlls
10 praettsy. and In an easy war al
decreasing useless loss-~Maria rsrsca
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

! think not many farmers rsalizs
the value OF the main roots Ut corn or
the nature Of the growth. One sum
mel ] discovered that the roots OF
soine Of my corn six weeks old were
az long ~ the stalks. and they spread
out five or six inches In nil directions
beneath the surface. In the first cult
walton hold the shovels AZ closely
as possible to the young hills u corn
and allow them to 60 down Eve inches
or more in order TO loosen the dirt and
permit the air to freely circulate Ia
the soil.
After the FIRST blowing l use my sur
facc riding cuitivatorx with four
blades. WI on each side Of the row.
about twenty inches long and three
inches wide. that skim under the sur
face. about VS. inches. aud behind the
blades In a drag which II held at q
proper angle ~ a stin spring. This
drag should be so set On 10 level the
ground and at the same tune X Will
pull TO the surface and lea w exposed
TO the sun all weeds that have been
cut of by the knives two inches be-
low. The cutting Of the weeds below
the surface will destroy the roots and
the tops being left on the surface viii
o dry ont and die.
don't believe any general rule can
be drawn N To how mani times corn
should be cultivated other thar 10 gsy
again good Judgment should he used
according TO condition Of season and
soil. Sometimes II In only necessary
to cultivate three times At other times
we must 60 through the fourth. ana
In extreme cases | put men into the
field with single horse and q small fiye
20 eight toothed surface cultivator
after the corn II well In the tassel.
This latter would occur during an ex-
treInely dry year.
am not In favor Of ridging corn
with q Central Illinois prairie soil
when laying corn BY. Instead prefer
to have my surface plow blades set ct
an angle 30 they will barely throw .
light covering into the hills. which
may cover mp any small weeds, but NOT
to make what one would call Z ridge |
] can see no object In RIGGING. for a
laying-by time the corn roofs form s |
complete network from one row to tn
other and the center Of the rows need
protection q well ~ the hill
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03
LYDIA e. PINKHAM

No other medicine has been so
successful in relieving the suffering
of women or received so many gem
nine testimonials as has Lydia Il.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
In every community you will find
women who have been restored to
health by Lydia L. Pinkham's Veg
atable Compound. Almost every
one you meet has either been bene-
flied by it, or has friends who have.
= In the Pinkham Laboratory at
Lynn Mass, any womananydayma may
see the files containing over one mil
lion one hundred thousand letters
from women seeking health, and
here are the letters in which they
openly state over their own sigma
lures that they were cured by Lydia
t. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has saved many women
from surgical operations.
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is made from roots and
herbs, without drugs, and Is whole
some and harmless.
The reason why Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is SO
successful is because it contains in
gradients which act directly upon
the feminine organism, restoring it
to a healthy normal condition.
Women who are suffering from
those distressing ills peculiar to their
sex should not lose sight of these
facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
to restore their health.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

Potato bugs are like inger~st an 4
faortsa1e~~they work days and nights.
When the hroois first begin 10 hatch II
In b time 10 act. The only remedy
practical aud effective known nj prrs.
ent Ia paris gressn- This II naked with
water aud scattered On the p.anta The
spraying apparatus Ia too well known
TO be described here.
To zach barrel Of wates use seven
pounts VI cheap fiour aud one pound
Of paris green. Mix tho poison and
four In u bucket containing about two
gallons ~ water and stir until thor.
oughly mixed.
When the whole mixture In thor
oughly mixed pour into tho barrel III
water on the spraying machine and
keep the eonisnts of the barrel well
stirred while the sprayer II In motion.
The only serious objection to this
mixture Ii that II tends 10 CLOG the
screens In the pump. This = b.
avoided by having tho screens % they
caa be taken out aud r~einserted
quickly.
The screens can thus bs takso out
and cleaned In n short time and the
spraying 80 on without further inter.
ruption. The operation may se~n trou.
hiesome at iirss. but one spraying kills
all the bugs and II doesn't matter II II
RAINS within two hours after IL h 40
piled
lhew and rain viii o wash II on
and traces Of Ii will remain for two
weeks and continue to destroy all new
hatrhsngs OF insects.
The nour forms a paste that catches
all the particles OF paris green and Ia
turn adheres to the plant leaves. In
ia field sprayed thoroughly In this way
q second operation In not necessary.
The pump may be put away and the
grower rest assured that he In through
for the season.
The sprayer should not bc driven too
fast. but each plant bc allowed to get
It's full share OF the poison. One sar
rel Of this mixture should b. enough
to cover about two acres.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03
100000 for Insa.e Clinic.

Fol- the Establishment of . psychiafric
clinic, dealing with the insane at Johns
Hopkins University. Baltimore. Henry
Phipps Of Pittsburg hes given 100000.
1t will be the first Of its kind with ade-
quate equipment in connection with .
large university and hospital in tbs coun-
try. The new hospital win take both pub
Nc and private patie -
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

"Oh. girls" exclaimed the gushing
maiden on the crowded street car.
Five just washed my hair and | can't
do a thing with it, Just then the
car gave q lurch and she skrieked as
the man In front OF her stepped on her
foot.
beg pardon" muttered the wear
Btraphan-er who had done the step
ping. you see, I've just washed my
feet and I can't do a thing with them"
Judge.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

Upgardson-fou smoke all the time.
sa't you?
Atom-No; half the time I don't smoke
: all. l seldom touch . cigar Estweea
=. and 8 q 10.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

Root crops-potatoes, turnipS. ruta-
bagas and the like-do especially well
In sections where there 10 an abcn-
dance OF moisture and where moderate
temperatures prevail. while cprn can
get along with some less moisture and
the largest and best crops. 1t Ia for
the reasons mentioned that Michigan,
Wisconsin, Minnesota and Canada pro-
duce the best roo crops. while the
States south Of these to the Gulf OF
Mexico lead In the production OF corn.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

Every farmer should have q pair ef
scales Ii In the only way for q farmer
TO know exactly where he stands In his
buying and selling.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

The horse Is mans hes, friend : there
fore he Is deserving at a friends treat.
mesnt.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

To keep bugs away from the young
plants the hills not infested with
wire netting. burying all edges under
the soil. else they will get under them
sure.
The squash In subject to flea beetles
and yellow and black striped bugs and
these do not like clean cultivation. 40
burn all rubbish after getting or the
crop. Examine the vines twice a day.
The bugs gather constantly.
Better plant more seed than are
properly developed for emergency cases
Of destruction by bugs.
Kerosene emulsion viii drive bugs
from their cover so they can be killed.
and that II about the mrest practice.
Passing Of the Cattle RaneAnes.
Eastern New Mexico In settling up at
the rate OF 100 persons q day. and this
u typical Of the entire Southwest, In
Guiding the Texas Panhandle and the
central western part OF the State. But
while the farmers are coming In with
NG~AA la GAd Az &6Psb0Ay ~ 0E~
velop the plains country along new
lines, the old-time ranchInan il gradu-
ally being showed OF the earth. He Ia
getting rich by selling his lands, per
haps, but he Ii losing the Nj OF
the old life. The cattlemen who have
simply used the public domain free Of
charge are not taking much away with
them They go into the towns and seek
public Office. " become mining profnot-
ers or railroad conyersationaiists. And
the price Of beef steadily rises In
1903, 10000 Texas range cattle were
sold OF the Chicago market; last year
less than half as many. Possibly five
years more will see the last Of the
range stock.-El Paso Herald.
Easf~ an D-~~A~la~ V>~~e~An~~
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

Farm machinery put In repair ~
fore the busy season cfeax means
money In the pocket. When II In ussi
away I'm the fall II a better ti,Dc for
repairing.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

waste In Preparing Vegetables.
In preparing vegetables for the table
there II almost always larger or
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

WIN Dese0a-Nss kAaA Re&le1 90
vosa Was naw-SAs~sAt AUOe-
toseoa Was Neeeseasy-0eaaevee
Iafs saved ~ Csascssa~
n have been treateA ~ AectoEv Tor
twenty-av y yvAn for . hAd ease 81
eczema On my leg. They ala tAeir Aewt.
but failed 10 cure II. Ny doctor had
advised ~ 10 have my lee eat "a. At
this tims my lex was p~seied FROM the
kn~&s my foot Wal like . pl~ce 1t rnw
n~sA. and l had % walk "a rrutcheA
I fought 4 ~~t ot Cuticura Rsaa~at~A
After the tns two trr~tmenss tbs
swelling weat dswu. NJ In swa
sassaaths my leo Was cared and the n~w
skin csnse cns The doctor WAS snr~
fswsxx~d and ssad that he would u~e
cntieura for hss own fasiensA hare
ROW he~n cured over srv~n year~, ard
bat for the C0sieura H~xas~iis~ |
might hare lost my life. Mira J. u
k.faand. :sT M~ntsaA H.. Aoasrvaa,
Gee, F~h. N lAsr.~
The coal sapgsly VI st~ r~hsliapaa~~ has
s~n feana 10 t~ msseA larger sk~n ~as
anticipated and III 4 anisaraasy xussd cAas-
aes~r. TX IN stated saas \ large svtm
srss~s~s The emssr~ ffsar II hssAaass AaA
4 has been clearly traced in csss vscaalu
Tor s~easy- Avs sala~sN
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

A New York farmer reports success
In the u.s. OF common stovepipe SCOT
an a cure for scours In calves. An old
method OF preparing the dose was to
take a tablespoonful OF SCOT. mix IL
with the white and yolk OF an egg, put
1t back In the shell and place the filed
shell far back In the mouth OF the ar
fiicted calf. Another cure for the
scours 10 to put a small amount Of
formalin In the milk ration.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

Things that Cleveland Said.
Public Office il a public trust.
After an existence OF nearly twenty
years of almost %innocuous desuetude these
avs are brought forth.
1t IL a condition which confronts US
not q theory.
Party honesty il party expediency.
II the wind IL in the south or west 20
much the better, but let's 20 fishing, wher-
ever the wind nay be.
Don't give your friend wild duck un
cooked unless his wife knows how to
cook it. the gift viii be discredited in the
eating.
/ would not have our people sober but
! would have them thoughtful and pat
riotic.
The duck hunter ID born-not made.
l do not believe that nations any more
than in individuals can violate the ruler
IT honesty and fair dealing.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03
OF CLEVELAND.

ale was one OF the really great men
Of the country.'-W. H.. Taft.
"He was the best type of public ser
want and private citizen."--vice Presi-
dent Fairbanks.
mo man realized more fully the ideal
of an incorruptible public servant
George b. Cortelyou.
The country has lost a citizen whose
wisdom, courage and patriotism were OF
the highest order."-Admiral Dewey.
His place in history is sure. Nothing
that can be written or withheld can add
to or detract from his imperishable fame"
-Adlai r.. Stevenson.
"Grover Cleveland was a typical pro-
duct of American life, blood and train
ing. "-Ju dson Harmon.
Grover Cleveland was too great a man
to dismiss with a few words."-John q.
Carlisle.
when his history is properly written
he will be rated as one of the half dozen
greatest Prexidents.r-Gov. johnson Of
Minnesota.
mfr. Cleveland's death ends the phe-
nomenal career OF one of the strongest
characters in the political world Of fhe
present Observation-Disclosures j. Bryan.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

Should be inseparable.
For summer ecZemas,
rashes, itchings, irritations,
determinations, chafings,
sunburn, pimples. black
heads, red, rough, and sore
hands, and antiseptic
cleansing as well as for all
the purposes of the toilet.
bath, and nursery. Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura ONT
ment are invaluable.
eoM thrDugAout the VOID. Depoes: london -.
CAarte1house So: Para 5. Rue De 10 Pax, Austria.
- R. Towns & Co. Sydney: ie4a 3. r. Paul.
fennon. Ltd Cape Town. etc. U.SA- Potter Dru6
- Chefn. Corp. Snie Props, Boston
- Poot-frea. CGticurA BOOK ca Care Of SKIN.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03
The burning of straw ard STALKS. ~.

cert In special cass~s Is n wassefnl
practice and has no place in j~ndicaoas
farming.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

Where An individual pupil In the
town Of country school becomes a
source OF more injury 10 the industry
he attends than he derives In benefit
from the educational advantages which
are available II In time that he was
handed his walking papers and told to
get out.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

AT Candy. MINI. the high school has
purchased a en-acre field near tia
school property To be cultivated an
fruit and vegetable patch. Ii Is be
lievei this will help sslve the problem
Of keeping boys ON the farm.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

Every farmer ought to have a house
for harnesses and carriages apart from
the stables There In something about
the chemicals arising from horse sta
bles that will eat the paint on the besi
carriage and rot leather fast Can,
afford that
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

II you mind your business properly
you can. with a good working herd -
. dozen milk COWS. abstract from the
creamery till somewhere around SO
every month. Then you have the
calves besides
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-07-03

The potato growers Of Long Island
n. T.. have organized a trust to con
troll the output Of the island for the
coming season Growers In the truss
Will sell their product only through thu
exchange OF a Of its shipping stations