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The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-03
(Sprlng6eld Republican,

1t was an uncommonly bad day for
the Sun Of New York. In the first col
umn It politely called the president OF
the United States IAN irresponsible.
interruptions and dishonest autocrat."
In tho third column It gently remind
ed It's readers that william Mckinley
had no Illusions with respect to Mr..
Roosevelt. No one knew better than
Mckinley that Mr.. Roosevelt was a
cross between a hnrebrained fanatic
and q constituencies demogogue" There
was never anything funnler than the
Sun as 1t gets close TO the delectable
alternative of Taft or Bryan. Here s
hnping That " may eniny the campaiRu.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-03

A change has been made by the
tournament committee in the COMPETE
ton scheduled at the New Haven
Country club tomorrow Instead of the
mixed foursomes which We're on the
card 1t has been decided to hold four
ball foursomes. with handicap limited
to eight strokes between the two play
ers on side. The competition is for
prizes offered by W. S. Murray and
Is. S Day and is the final match of the
spring events scheduled Formal events
at the Country club will close next
week till October with the state tour
nament.
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Enormous Crowd Sees Two Leaders
Break Even, Pittsburg Still Lead
ing-Other Results.
NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING.
GAMES TO-DAY.
Philadelphia at New York.
Cincinnati at St. Louis.
Brooklyn at Boston.
Chicago at Pittsburg.

New York, July BY a score OF 4
to 3, the local Nationals beat the
Philadelphlans at the polo grounds to-
day. Foxen held. the local men well
In hand until the seventh inning when
they hit him safely five times, and
nun by Grant also helped the win
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WHAT is GOING ON
To morrow's Plans Which Will
Be of Interest to Local
Sport Lovers.
GOLFERS ARE VERY BUSY
Connecticut Tournament Starts Next
Wednesday ut Country Club
Many Notable Entries.

Tomorrow afternoon Meriden appears
at the Savin Rock grounds and typi-
cal holiday crowd is assured as the
Silver City troupe have been strength
ened this week by several new stars.
Corcoran or Stoup will pitch for the
locals who will make every effort to re-
gain the games lost early this week.
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Boston.

Two-base hit, Maloney; sacrifice hit,
Mccain, Hummel; stolen bases, Dab
len, Lumley, Lewis; double play, Dab
len and Mccain; left on bases, Boston
10, Brooklyn Z; first on balls, off Will
helm 4, off Flaherty @, first on errors
Brooklyn 2; struck out by Flaherty o
by Wilhelm q wild pitch, Flaherty;
time, 49, umpire, ODay.
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by Waters. Time of game. 1:40. UNI
pire, McCloud Attendance 1000.
TAMENDERs BEATEN.
Bridgeport Takes Exciting Game from
Waterbury by Clever Tactics.

Bridgeport, July Waterbury lost
an exciting game to Bridgeport to-day,
to l, mainly through inability to
hit Waller when hits were needed, The
deciding run came on pass, the fall
ure of Fitzpatrick to hold a throw to
catch Bertwhistle, and hits by Ladd
and Hit. The feature was long
running one handed catch by Bert
whistle. Capt. O'Hagan was fined IS
for abusive language, Score:
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WHITE sOX BREAK EVEN.
Defeat st. Louis In First but Are
Shut Out In Second Contest.

Chicago, July Chicago won the
first game and st. Louis the second in
today's doubleheader The scores were
8 to and to 0, conditions being prao-
tically reversed In the second game
Waddell was knocked out of the box in
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-03

Washington, July 2.-Washington
scored a double victory over New
York, to-day, TO 3, and 8 20 8. Phe-
nomenal fielding by Mcbride. Ganley
and Milan won the first game and
timely batting the second. Scores:
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(Second Cameo
Score by innings:
ATHLETICS IN FORM.
Break Up Pitchers Battle and Come
Out Ahead of Boston.

Philadelphia, July Philadelphia
broke up pitchers battle and beat
Boston today by scoring four runs in
the eighth inning on four hits, a PASS
and wild pitch by Cicotte. Unglaub
and Manager Mcclure Of Boston, were
sent off the field for dlspu.ing aecis-
ions Score:
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EASTERN LEAGUE.

At Montreal--Montreal 4, Buffalo 7.
(Called eighth by agreement)
At Toronto-Toronto 4, Rochester 3.
At Jersey City-Baltimore 0, Jersey
City /.
At OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES s, Provi-
dence 2.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-03

Lobert, Camel, Charles; left on bases,
st. Louis 6, Cincinnati 8; first on balls
off Fromme 4. off Campbell Q; struck
out, by Fromme 10, by Campbell q;
Wild pitch, Campbell 1; time, las;
umpires, KLEIN and Rudderham.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-03
NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE.

At Jynn--Lawrenc 7. Lynn l..
At New Bedford--New Bedford /,
Worcester o.
At Fall River-Haverhill s, Fall
River 3. (11 innings)
At Brooktonv-Brockto 9, Lowell 3.
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SPORTING BRIEFS.

Boston, July ALEX Ross of West
Newton, member of the Brae Burn Golf
club, to-day for the third time won
the title In the Massachusetts open
golf championship tournament at the
Country club links But FIVE strokes
separated him from Alex Campbell of
the Country club. Ross card for the
80 holes yesterday was lac, which he
bettered by two to-day, making to-
tai Of 200. Campbel's card was 205
The following is the summary OF the
leading players, David Brown Of Law
renee and Andy Campbell of the Coun-
try club dividing the third money.
Alex Ross, Brae Burn 144, LAG, 200,
Alex. Campbell, Country club, 145 150,
295.
David Brown, Lawrence, $50, 147, 207
Andy Campbell, Country club, 14S, 149
297.
Andy Campbell, Country club, 14S
$40, 297.
H. II. Wilder, vesper, 147, 1877, 3o4.
M. J. Brady, Commonwealth, 1874 1853
307.
Gilbert Nichols, Woodland, 1853, 155 30S
L. Mcnamara, Woollaston, 156. l52
8OS.
j. G. Anderson, Woodland, l52, 1871
800
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Philadelphia.

BOstol! ........,.t...O . D q Q D L
Philadelphia ..N....0 0 5000 0 ~
Two-base hits, odring O. Bender
Davis three base hits, Gessler
Thoney; sacrifice hit, f. Collins; left or
sses, Boston 3, Philadelphia 5; stcucl
out, by Cicotte 2, by Bender /; frs
base on balls off Ciootte /; wild pitch
Cicotte; time, Las; umpire, O'Lough
lin
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NEW BRITAIN LOST.
Brooklyn Royal Giants Give League
Team Hard Beating.

New Britain, Conn. July 1.-THE
Brooklyn Royal Giants easily defeated
the New Britain league team here to-
day by score of 0 to /. The score.
r Fl e
New Britain 30 oo0010Oo-1 s
Brook. r. @. ..5 0 / 80 0 00-9 Q 1
atteries-Finn and Margraf and Ru-
fiange, Earl and Loavalle. Time, 1:10
Umpire, Quirk.
Holyoke, Mass, July 2-Holyoke-
Meriden game postponed-rain.
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Two-base hits, Mullaney, Lauder;
sacrifice hits, o'Hagan, Schincel, Wal
Ter; left on bases, Waterbury 2,
Bridgeport 5; bases on balls, off Sill
lery 3; first base on errors, Bridge
port l. hit by pitched bail, Fltzpat-
rick; struck out, by Sillery 5, by
Waller 2; time, 1880; umpire, Will
kinson.
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CLOSE CAME AT BOSTON.
Brooklyn Won from Beaneoters Who
Could Not Touch Wilhelm.

Boston. July 2-Brooklyn won the
first game Of the series from Boston
today. Q TO l. The locals could not hit
Wilhelm with men on bases. Maloney's
fielding was feature The score:
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New Haven.

Hartford ....0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0-3
New Haven 10 0 0 0 0 90
The summary: Sacrifice hit, Casey;
stolen bases, Havel; two base hits,
Zacher; double play Sherwood to
Zacher; innings pitched, Carrick s.,
Herbst 1, Wilson 0; hits off Carrick I,
Herbst i, Wilson /; struck out, by
Carrick /, by Herbst l. by Wilson q;
bases on balls, by Carrick 0, by
Herbst 0, by Wilson 3 passed balls,
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Cincinnati.

FBAtted TOT IHmpDeTI II HIIltH
Score by innings.
St. Louis 80. 0 0 1 x-4
Cincinnati 49,, 0 / o.
Two base hits Delehanty; hree-base
hits, Konetchy; stolen bases, Kane,
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-03

Henley July Elton, which this
year for the first time entered crew
for the grand challenge cup, qualified
for the final heat of the race this morn
Ing by beating the crew Of the Thames
Rowing club In a close race, finishing
only three quarters Of length ahead.
Eton's success In this race is consider
ed as a triumph for the English style
Of rowing, as the Thames club crew
has partially adopted the style of the
Belgian crew which won the cup in
1907.
The final for the cup will be rowci
tomorrow when Elton will meet Christ
Church college, oxford, who this morn
ing beat New college by six lengths
covering the course In seven minutes
one second, compared to Eton's time Of
seven minutes six seconds
The weather continues Beautifully
fine in spite OF which the attendance
is unusually small, Leander and the
London Rowing club not entering, but
waiting for the olymplcs, probably be-
ing one nanaA-
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Totals
New York.

ANNN i VI - " " v 4 v " - "
Two-base hits, Doyle, Grant 2. Doo-
in; sacrifice hits, Brdwell Knabe,
Titus; stolen base, Bridweu; left on
bases, Philadelphia IL, New York A.;
first base on balls, off Mathewson L.
off Foxen 2; first base on errors, Phil
adelphia 4; struck out by Mathewson
7, by Foxen 2; wild pitches, Mathew
son @ Foxen /; balk, Foxen; time,
1850; umpire, Rigler.
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New York.


Washington 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 x-4
New York 80. 0 l 0 0 1-3
Two-base hits, Milan. Moriarity;
three base hit, Orth; stolen bases, Mil
an, Shipke, Stahl; double plays, Tan
nchill and Shipke, Altlzer and Nc
Bride: hits off Tannehill in 8 inn
ings, Falkenberg In 3 innings. Orth
4 in Ia innings, Newton | in 2-3
inning; sacrifice hits, Ganley. Keeier;
left on bases, Washington 3, New
York s; first base on balls. Tannehi!l
/. Orth l. first base on errors, Wash
ington 2; hit by pitcher, Tannehill /.
Orth 1; struck out, by Falkenberg 1.
by Newton 1; time, 1:40; umpires,
Hurst and Egan.
Second Cameo
Score by innings;
r. III. r.
Washington :. 0 0 0 041 0 ks IL Q
New York.. 0 0 0 0 OIL 0--3 l
Batteries: Falkenberg. Gates and
Street, Hogg Manning and Blair; time,
2 hours umpires, Egan and Hurst.
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Only Local Paper Printing
Full Box Scores Of
Ball Games.

a hurry in the first contest and in the
second owen lasted seven innings.
Score:
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-03
Cleveland.

Totals IA 1 S27 10 u
t-Batted for Thielman in second<
+*--Batted for Hess in ninth.
CONTINUED on Eleventh Page.)
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-03
St. Louis.

Two-base hit, Sullivan; three-baso
hit, Stone: hits of Waddell, In l-3 in-.
ming. off Bailey. In 2-3 innings; sac-l
rifice hits, Isbell, Walsh; double Plays
Williams to Wallace to T. Jones, III
Hoffman to Spencer; Davis to Doao-|
hue; left on bases, st. Louis ., Ch'ca-'
go 10; first base on balls, off Walsh l..
off Waddell 1. off Bailey &; hit by pifcil-'
er, by Walsh 1; struck out, by Walsh
I2 by Bailey 81; wild pitch, Walsh; time,
lao; umpires. Sheridan and Connolly.
Second Game.
Score by innings: HHH
Chicago :. 800 % 0000000-o S g
St. Louis .......01 00oli0 SO 10 q
Batteries owen. Olmstead and shaws
Dineen and Blue.
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BEANEATERS VANQUISHED
Athletics Win Pitchers Battle by
Breaking Game Up In Eighth
What the Others Did.
GAMES TODAY

New York at Washington.
st. Louis ct Chicago.
Boston at Philadelphia.
Detroit at Cleveland.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-03
x-Batted for Young in 9Th
Chicago.

Two-base hits, Wagner, Clarke,
sheckard: hits on Young In 8 innings;
off camnliz In I inning: sacrifice hits.
Slagle. Steinfeldt stolen bases. Chance.
Abbat'cchio; left on bases, Pittsburg 3.
chicago s. first on balls. off Young 2:
nrst on errors. Plttsburg q hit by
rltcher. bv Browne I: struck out by
Brown 3, hv Young 4 time $40; umv
rlre, Emsle'
Second Came
The weekly herald. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 1906-19??, 1908-07-09
THE MAN AND HIS Ion.

There are lots OF opportunities for
the country hoy In the city but he
must be tacttul and judlcious in look
Ing for the right place lie must
remember that nobody ever started
at the top and must 90 about his task
Of locating himself IN a humble.
though confident and persistent
manner.
In applying tor an opening by mail,
ruralist once wrote: Il have no
tlced your ad In the morning paper
tor an office manager whom you
arc willing to pay $4,000 to $4,000.
! should like TO make application for
this position and I am positive that
] can please you. have never had
any experience except on farm, bat
my father was at one time in charge
OF an office force of four people,
and ! am sure that am familiar
with office methods, for OCCASION
ally helped get out his monthly state
ments."
No great city has a place for a man
like that nor an opportunity for the
young southerner who came to New
York to show Northerners what a
southerner could accomplish, lie
was from a small city in the South
from one OF It's boosted best fami'
lies" with money enough to last
him "a while" stopped at the best
hotel and began to look around fol-
situation" He was referred to a
prominent lawyer, called on him
burst into his private office, inter
rupted a conversation, and made an
effort to offer his services. The
firms head was not impressed even
with the young mans effort to as
sumo control Of the organization, and
requested him to postpone his pro
posal until in the afternoon. AZ
four he returned to find the en-
ployer out and after impressing or
the doorman the value OF his time
Though unemployed), he stormed
out OF the office.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 1906-19??, 1908-07-09
PANHANDLE
L.OGROLLERS
@
WOOdmsn Of Tho World Perfect
Organization for Cooperation
Between Camps

After the conclusion Of the eele-
bratlon at Glenwood on the Fourth,
members OF the woodmen OF the
World camp here together with rep
resentatiyes OF other camps over the
Panhandle held a meeting and made
the first steps toward a Panhandle
Logrollers' Association. This or
ganization is now In working order
and It's principal object, that OF hav'
ing a big celebration and logrolling
in Amarillo on July 4, 1909, Is as
sured OF accomplishment. Camps In
six Panhandle towns are already rep
resented In the organization and all
others are invited to take part and
elect directors.
X. X. Kerr. council commander
Cor. Alaposa camp mere, Is president
foft thN'ensuing year. ], w. Norton.
Of Canadian. first vice president, the
council commander at Canyon City,
second wee president. The affairs
Of tho association are TO DO conduct
ed by a board OF managers TO be COM
poesd OF one member from each
camp. The following soverelgns from
various camps were elected mana
gers: G. S. Boss, Tulia; Or. ]. r.
Wrather. Amarillo; w. "A. Davis
Claude; ]. W. Hunt, ChAnninsi L.
NJ Cobb. Groom, other camps will
elect managers as they become mem
bers OF the association.
The secretary, X. w. Holmes, wal
directed 10 communicate with camps
all over the Panhandle, inviting them
10 join the association and explain.
ing the purpose and progress OF this
association. To draw up permanent
constitution and bylaws for the or
Banizatlon. @. W, Mcbride, W. A
Blackburn. and J. A. Stanford were
appointed. The secretary will sent
sopies OF the constitution and bylaws
70 all the camps which are members
81 the association and 10 those which
intend to become members and II {
majority OF the camps vote for 1t, the
draft OF the constitution will ba
adopted. This committee has thirty
lays In which TO complete It's report
The association has already voted
% hold a celebration In Amarillo on
oext Fourth OF July and with the
interest that the organization has en-
listed in the work, the next annua
entertainment is certain to be a
greater success even than the frs
celebration last Saturday. Besides
providing for an annual log rolling
,r celebrations here. the association
viii enable the camps of the Pan
handle to act as unit in many en-
lerprises and to cooperate with each
,ther in local affairs.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 1906-19??, 1908-07-09
Coming Events In Childress.
,eclal 10 Daily Panhandle.

INAANA W AfNffy
ChIldfess, Texas, July S,--The An
nuai Celebration and Barbecue 10 be
held at Childress on July l6, II, and
IS, promises to be the best ever held
In the Panhandle and by far the best
eve. given In Childress. This year
the barbecue will be given separate
from the races. The committee has
selected the courthouse as the most
suitable place, The courthouse at
Childrcss has as fine grove OF To-
Gust trees around Il RS can be found
In the Panhandle section, and these
viii afford ample shade for the thou
sands OF visitors that will be az the
great barbecue. Childress has made
arrangements 20 serve 10000 people
aud It is expected that number will
be on tho grounds. The barbecue
viii be given on the last day Of the
celebration, which Ia Saturday Some
OF the most prominent politicians OF
the state have been invited 10 come
and speak and II is probably that two
or more will be there, The Chill
dress band OF forty pieces will fur
nlsh music. other free amusements
will be given throughout the day. A
water test will also be made that
morning by two companies OF the
fire department Numerous shows
will be there TO catch all loose
change. At the racing park will be
held the best races ever held west
Of Dallas. Fifty horses are now in
the associations stalls, These horses
are the fastest In Texas and the low
ers OF speed will be treated to al
good races as seen at Dallas. Boobies
will be there and no doubt Thousands
OF dollars will change hands on the
way the ponies run. Childress will
be illuminated with hundreds OF col
ored electric lights. These lights
will string across both business
streets. The Childressans assure the
people OF Panhandle that they viii
be treated to an enjoyable time al
Childress and the good people oi
Chlldress extend hearty invitation
to all to attend at least one day al
their fete. 1nAElH
The weekly herald. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 1906-19??, 1908-07-09
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Doans Kidney Pills make lasting
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Here's one Texas case of It.:
John Colyin, retired engineer, liv-
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was a good subject for them to work
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Remember the name--noan's--
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the tariff issue. The tariff touches
the pocket OF the country; the in
tegrity OF the judicial power Is a
thing which reaches far beyond aHy
question OF material welfare to RE
very bases upon which the govern
ment OF the United states stands
It was the threat In congress to Inn
pair this integrity at the behest OF
the leaders OF organized labor which
reused the business men OF this coun-
try to the protest Of last May under
which the anti-injunction bills went
down to defeat II was the attempt
in the interest of the same Insiduous
element, 10 commit the Republican
party- to an assault upon tho |ldi-
ciary which precipitated the one real
fight in the Chicago convention, and
which has come nearer than GEy-
thing before to ALLEVIATE the business
interests OF this country from that
party. 1t is over this same Issue that
the decisive battle OF the DenlN'
Democratic convention promises to
take place, and It is this issue that
is going to demand the consideration
Of every citizen throughout this
years campaign and, unless 1t S
answered clearly and Enthusiastically
now, perhaps throughout the next
session al washington.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 1906-19??, 1908-07-09
CANYON City Notes.

Canyon City. Texas, July s.--R.
@. Kirsh q Co., OF st. Louis, have
begun active work on Randall coun-
TVS new courthouse, The contract
price is s5S,5oO and calls for its COM
pletion by Feb. ss, 1909.
The commissioners court has fin
ished the equalization OF taxable val
ues for the county as returned by
the assessor. The values fixed by
them approximate the requirements
OF the full rendition law and will,
when footed up, probably double
last years valuations. The county
tax rate will necessarily be much
reduced.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 1906-19??, 1908-07-09

A copy OF No. /, Vol, H. OF the
Clovis Democrat reaches us, under
the editorship of James Il. Curren.
It's a nicely gotten up carefully COM
piled sheet, and their time OF launch
ing appears to be opportune indeed,
for that towns OF Clovis, will, in the
very near future demonstrate her
right to be classed among the most
forward OF Panhandle towns. The
Democrat calls attention to the fact
that Clovis boasts two banks, THE
First National" and "The Clovis Ma
tional"-with deposits reaching close
to the $4,000 mark. These two
sound financial institutions occupy
their own handsome brick buildings
in the center OF the business part Of
town---both OF which are furnished
with fire and burglar proof vaults,
electrically equipped for additional
protection.
Clovis now has almost all lines Of
business represented, including three
newspapers, the oldest being the Clo-
Wis News. which made its first APP
pearance about May 1, 1907, or be-
fore there was a single house on the
townsite of Clovis, and has done val
liant service for the town and coun-
try surrounding. In addition TO the
above Clovis has seven grocery
stores, three furniture stores, four
teen saloons, five dry goods and gents
furnishings, five barber shops and
three bath rooms, twenty-five real
estate men, sixteen boarding houses,
restaurants and short orders, four
hardware stores, three livery stables
and two wagon yards, three black
smith shops, two paint shops, five
lumber yards, three drug stores six
Ieen brick buildings in course of con-
struction, one shoe and furnishing
store, one ice company,
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In the ordinary course of events,
Clovis appears destined to becons
the division point of the Pecos Val
ley branch of the Santa Fe and so
being should forge ahead in mer-
camille matters. Clovis, anyhow, is
an enterprising town, has weathered
many difficulties doubtless will
assert her proves ere long, She,
has long had two substantial weekly
papers and many enterprising mer-
chants, and a third paper has made
its appearance, which Is indicative
of the push and progresslveness Of
the town.
The weekly herald. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 1906-19??, 1908-07-09
While Adam slept God from him tool

While Adam slept God from him took
A hone; and, as an omen,
He made II like a seraph look
And thus created woman.
He took this bone not from his pate
To show her power more ample;
Nor from his feet to designate
That he might on her trample
But meath his arm, to clearly show
He always should protect her,
And near his heart, to let him know
How much he should respect her.
He took this bone, crooked enough,
Most crooked of the human,
To show him how much crooked stuff
He'd always find in woman.
Wheeler County Texan.