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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
A Rhymed Wedding.

A Rhymed Wedding. According to the Mexico Ledger, John stobIe. Wellston magistrate, united negro couple with this cere- mony:
 Jim. will you take Bet
 Without any regret
 To love and to cherish
 Till one of you perish
 And Is laid under the sod.
 So help you God? Jim having given the usual afirma- tive answer, Judge Stobie turned to Bet:
 Bet. will you take Jim Es
 And cling to him, fdjE
 Both out and in. "
 Through thick and thin.
 Holding him to your heart,
 Till death do you part? Bet modestly acquiesced, and the newly married couple were dismissed with this benediction: Through life's alternative joy and strife 1 now pronounce You man and wife. Go up life's hill till you get to the level And salute your bride. you dusky devill
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
General Markets.

LIVE PoULTRY-Unchanged; fowls. I a13c.; old roosters, Slzc.; spring chickens. l4a16c.
 DRESSED POULTRY = Steady; fresh killed fowls, choice, l3hal4c.. dc.. fair to good, 12a13c: old roosters. slfc.; nearby broilers, l7a1sc. western. do, 15al6c.
 POTATOES-Steady; choice, per barrel, s2a250; fair to good, q. 3a1.50.
 BUTTER-Creamery,s special. per pound 24a241ac.; extras, 2shc; firsts. alha2hc. state dairy good to finest. 211aa22c,; proc ess, specials, 2la2l1sc.: extras, 0a2Oisc. imitation creamery. firsts, 1slsaoc.; ladies, firsts, 1sc.; packing stock, No. 2 lsc,
 CHEESE-S State, full cream, specials, l2b4a1sAc.; fancy small, 12c.; large. rls4c. good to prime llal11kc.; skins, 1M pound specials, 9tac; fine, 7asc.
 EGGS-Fresh gathered. extras. per doz- en, 26c; extra firsts. 23a23hc.; firsts. 2ia 22c i; seconds, 19a20c.; dirties. fresh gath- cred, No 1, candled. 1sc.; No. 2, 14a1Sc. checks, l4al6c.; refrigerator frsts, 2ha 22c.; seconds, 19ixa2oiac.
 MILK-The wholesale price is A.51 psa % quart can.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
DOLL


 Complete line for holidays now in the store. See the display in our north window. Kid body dolls 10c, 25c, soc, $1, $1.50, $2, $2.50 and $3. Jointed dolls, the best kind made, soc, $1, $1.50, s2 and $3. Dressed dolls in handsome costumes of the latest styles, 10c, 25c, 50c, $1, $1.25, $1.50, $2 and s3. Bisque dolls, celluloid dolls, indestructible dolls, rag dolls, Japanese dolls and all the novelties in the doll line at
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
Mrs, Sac. 1. Nations Santa Claus.

Oyster Bay, N. Y., Sept. 9.-Constitu- ton island, rich in historic memories dating back to the Revolution and whose rugged shore forms part of the beautiful landscape as viewed from West Point, has been presented to the United States government by Margaret Olivia Sage. wife of the late Russell Sage, and Miss Anna Bartlett Warner to be added to the United States military reservation of West Point and used by the United States Military academy.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
Nations Duty to Care For Leper.

Washington. Sept. 9.-Assistant At torney General Clement of North Car olina and President Gfllett of the state board of health have notified the District of Columbia commissioner that 1t is the federal governments duty, not North Carolina's. to care for John R. Early. the leper. isolated here. whose case has attracted widespread attention.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
Acts of the Governor.

Governor Woodruff yesterday au- thorized the admission of Mary Con- nor of Hartford into the American School for the Deaf at Hartford and of Raymond Mcclure of Watertown to the Home for Incurables at New ington. He appointed Charles B. Keith, superintendent of parks in Bridgeport, member of the Isreal Putnam Campground Commission, to fill out an unexpired term which ends on July g, 1909.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
Live Stock Markets.

CATTLE-Supply fair: choice s6a6. 9: prime. $65aS.9o; veal calves, $Sas.5.
 HOGS-Receipts light; market higher; prime heavies and mediums S.2a7o0; heavy Workers, s7.15aI25; light Workers, ss.5oa6.s0; pigs, Shat; roughs, $Sas.
 SHEEP AND LAMBS - Supply light: market steady on sheep and slow on lambs; prime wethers. $A5oab60; culls and common, S2a3; lambs, $la5.S5
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
Drink ch.fin'. Health in Water.

San Francisco. Sept. e.-Eugene W. Chain. the Prohibition candidate for president. opened his campaign in Cal ifornia. On the way here stop was made at shasta Springs. where nearly every passenger on the train alishted
 and. while cheers were shouted for ssthe next president.v sn drank Mir. Cha6n's health in tho wafsr c tho
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
Senator Cassidy VIII Fiahs,

Ithaca. \. r.. Sept. 9.-senator Owen Cassidy. who was defeated in his con test for renomination in the Forty-flrst senatorial district, announced that he would run for the senate on an ind>
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
Great Catholic Conference.

GFeat Cdtn0Tc COnreTeHc0s
 London, Sept. 9.-The Eucharist con ference of the Roman Catholic church opened in Westminster cathedral to day. The conference is by far the lar gest yet held, and the importance ol the papers to be read at the various sectional meetings makes this gather. ing of Roman Catholic clergy an ex' tremely interesting one.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
GENERAL FIRE INSURANCE AND
 STEAMSHIP AGENCY.

Full information concerning any ocean voyage cheerfu!ly furnished, and complete arrangements made for any ca,s of passage. Travellers cheeks and foreign money orders issued to any part of the world
 MRS JOHN RYAN, 507 North Main St. Telephone 507-l2
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
Parker Denies the story.

Washington. Sept 9.-Judge Alton B. Parker said here to-day that he is not willing to make the race for gov ernor of New York.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
m. wiIe, Of wom.n.

There are only two possible things that . woman can do if a man pro poses to her. but there are more than 100000 she can do if he doesn't-- oe,16a psnny. ]
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-09
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.

TO RENT-Tenemen of [ rooms. all improvements. Il Summer street. Inquire of F. J. Bersin. II Simmer stree' e-s-1.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
MRS. lAHGK0RTH's
gICAhETTE lEF9RA
PUBLIC SPEAKER TELLS HOW
CONGRESSMAN CUT wIFE's
ALLOWANCE FROM 80 TO -
PER DAY.

Dec Moines. Nov. S.--Aocordias
20 DIT. Lyman y. sperry. OF oSsrlla
ONO, Nicholas LohEWorth asserts
that he has caused . great rsfsrm-
alton in the character OF his wife,
formerly Alice Roosevelt.
HE told . friend or miss recent
IT," Dr. Spsrry 60 d In . public adj
dress n Dos Mo.nes, that he had
succeeded In reducing the aumbsr
OF cigarettes Mrs.. LonEWorth
smoked from forty to twenty a
day"
10 has often been - ID that the
presidents daughter enjoyed inhsl-
Ing the blue smoke. but DR.. sOsrry
is The Ara 90 tell just how many
cigarettes she smoked q day. DR..
Sperry's talk st the Y. n c. A was
on Human Conditions and POSI-.
biEtles" and he hurled ipVsstivs
against the lncresS nE use OF tobso,
co and declared something ssouId
be done to Rbsto the vol.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
NEGRO ATTORNEY
FOUND GUILTY
WAS SENTENCED TO TWO YEARS
IN PEN-MONROB CONVICTED
IN THE CRIMINAL COURT OF
STEALING FoRTY-NINR DOL
Lars,

Huntington, Nov. 2s.--s. II. Mon.
roe, a negro attorney was on lat
Friday sentenced TO two years In
the penltentlary by Judge Taylor
Hs attorney, John w. Perry, gave
notice OF an appeal aud 1t 10 prob.
abe that q stiff fight will be nut
up before Monroe commences his
time. Monroe was tried in the Grim
inal court for stealing the sum OF
forty-nine dollars from the negro
lodge Knights of Pythiss.
Monroe was the secretary of the
lodge. and was to have sent the
forty-nine dollars 20 the grand lodge
officers a. Charleston. The defense
was that Monroe was guilty OF only
a breach OF trust, and not embez.
element, the charge OF which M
WAC tried.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
bEwAnn OBJ oINTMENTe Bon
CATARRH THAT CONTAIN
MERCURY,

az mercury wan sAreH destroy tks
sense Of smell and completely de-.
range the whole systsn when enter
Ing u through the nzooas surfaces.
Ruch articles sAouh never - Hesd
except on prescriptions from reps
taSIe physicians. as the damage
they will do is tsa selz 10 NE eoez
yoa cen DOsSibss derive frea SEEN
Halls Catarrh 0urs. DasafastursS
by b. J. Cseass d Co., Teisee, o.,
contains No neeesrg. and h tsksz
Internally, actiAS afrestiy spsA tks
blood and nHSosA ssrfases ct ne
system. In bHytAE MNal's CNk=TFh
Cure be ssrs you set tks genuine.
II In taken Internally aAk made In
Toledo, OAis. ~ y. ]. Cheney q
Co. Testimonials fro.
Sold By Druggists Price. 7ss.
per bottle.
Take HAli's FsuHy Pils toe s.a-
stipetiea,
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
GRAY MACHINE REPAIR SHOP


All kiAds Of repairing - LAws
Nsvsrs. Sewing Nachines. Bicycles
0uns. Pistols. TyDewritsrs. ADDING
Machines, Locks Koys Fitted and
~ fact, all kisds 81 rssshinss. Wort
80 priss ssaraBteea.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
NINE ENGINES HAVE
CONE TO BLBEFIELD
FROM ROANOKE AND WILLHTI
TO TAKE CHARGE OF FREIGHT
TO BIZ MOVED BAST-OTHERs
ARE EXPECTED IN A FEW
DAYS.

Roanoke, Va. Nov. 23.-Nine on
g,nes have been sent to BlueAeld
from this city to take cars OF the
large amount of heavy freight which
.is bS ng moved east. Eve more are
expected In a few days and these
will be put to work At once. Al
though none OF the local coal men
say very much about the coal trade
every influence seems 20 be working
towards a large output this winter.
The Norfolk and Western, IL Cs aald
By men In the employ OF the com
psny. and who hear all the shop and
track talk, will shortly place an or
der for a number OF MaIlet engines.
These engines are OF a type which
VIII enable the railroad company 10
haul a great deal moro tonnage
with less effort as, 80 IL said, they
Will haul a load twice az large az is
pulled by the class N engines. II
10 not known whether these engines
have been ordered. but II is said
that they are sure 20 come. I. IL
not sad how many will be purchas-
cd nor By what company they will
be built
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
MARI WILL KEEP
CHAIB At '. P. |.
OF CIVIL ENGLN-
BERING WINS IN HIS FIGHT
WITH THE BOARD-LETTER
ASKING FOR HIS RESIGNA-
TEON wITHDBAwN.

BSoksburE, Va, Nov 23.-Tbe
board of Visitors Of tho Virginia
Polytechnic Institute adjourned Sat-
urday afternoon after q 5wo days
sess,oa.
Members present were MesBrs.
Caring on, St. Clair, Noel, Kline,
Kizer. MusgrsVs and Churchman.
several committees from the
board were appointed on the vel
fare of the various departments of
the college to report ~ the January
meOs,hg, and some purely routine
business was transacted.
The meeting was chiefly occup cd
With consideration OF the case OF
Col r. A. Mari. whose resignation
ss professor OF civil engineering was
requested BY the board last June.
70 take effect At the end OF ahs
session.
Congressmsn 70. W. saundons and
Hon. X. 70. Byrd appeared before
the board and presented reasons
Why the case OF Col. MARI should be
rooDenod, after which tho board de-
o'de1 TO reopen the case and Col
MARI vac heard n his own behalf.
The board, after a full considera-
t'on OF the case authorized tho rec
tor, Mr.. J. @. Darlington, to give
out che following resolutions, this
day adopted In the mater 81 Col.
r. A. Msrr:
whereas. since the said meeting.
OF tho board OF visitors Of the viz
glnis Polytechnic Institute, held on
June 22d. 1908. the board directed
the president to notify Col. r. A..
Mari, dean and professor OF Civil
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
THANKSGIVING OFFERING
A SPECIAL OFFERING FOR THB
POOR WILL RB TAKBN ON
THANKSGIVING DAY AT ALL
THE CHURCHES IN THU CITY.

The Associated Clarifies acknowl-
edge receipt OF a RumBer Of gifts
OF slothiss, groceries, ste. bst they
need many mere. ORly those In
tsueh with tbis work have any dee
81 the sumber Of sSsss RosdiHg help
All cases are fully inVsDti ~s.sd, snd
In giving through the Associated
Charities you have the assurance
that you are not being imposed up
on. only the worthy are helped
Begging ls q scoursEed and improv-
idenss will not be rewarded knOw-
ingly. but II Is The wish Of this err
gsnizatfon to relieve the needs Of
the many poor who are Sio& 81 in
distress and unable 20 help thswn-
selves. All who are fOrtuSsts
enough to have enough and to spare
should remember the lsss for.uaats
By maxi nE substantial dOnsaoR.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
NO DYSPEPSIA
AFTER TODAY
PROMPT CURE FOR INDIGES-
TIoN AND STOMACH MISERY.

Why not start now-today, and
forever d yourself OF stomach .rou
BILE and Indigestion? A dieted stom-
ach gets the blues and grumbl -.
Why not start now-today, and
Give II a good ea:, then take Pape's
Diapepsin to start the digestive
juices working. There will be no
dyspepsia or belching OF gas or eruc-
:aV ons OF uEdigeS. I'd food; no 70 ~
ing like a lump OF lead in your sto-
mach or heartburn, and your food
will not fermept and pc.son 20 ir
breath with nauseous odors.
Pape's Diapepsln costs only SO
cents for large case at any drug
store here and will relieve the most
obstinate case OF ind gestion and up
set stomach n five minutes.
There Is nothing else better to
tako gas from stomach and clense
the stomach and intestines, and be-
sides, one triangule will digest and
prepare for ass!milat on into the
blood all your food tho same az q
sound healthy stomach would do It.
Whom Diapeps works. your
stomach rests-gets itsolf In order
cleans up-and then you feel like
eating when you come to tho table,
and what you eat will do you good,
Absolute relief from all stomach
misery is wait ng for you as soon
az you decide to begin taking ~ a
pepsin. Tell your druggist that
you want Pape's Diapepsin, because
you want to be thoroughly cured
of Indigestion
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
BETTER TRAN SPANKING.

spantinE dOsa Rot cure children
OF bedWettinE. There IL q eonsti-
tutioRsl cause for tbh trouble. MrA
". Summers, Boz ", Notrs Dane,
Ind, will seRd free to aay nethsr
her successful home trsatmeat, with
full Instructions Send no money.
but write Der today ~ your chill
dren trouble you In this way. Don't
cures adults and aged people trou-
blame the child, the chances are II
cart help II. This treatment also
bied With urine difficulties By day
or night.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
HON. VIM. E. Chiffon
DECLARES HE'S OUT
OF POLITICS TO STAY
PROMINENT DEMOCRAT sAYs DEVOTE
TIME no HIS PROFESSION INTEREsTs-Has
WANTED TIME.

Hon. W. liam z. Chiffon, whoss
prom hence in politics has reached
outside Of the state. whose advice
has been sought by candl dates for
president and who himself has had
national honors from the hands OF
the DemocraSio party, declared Sat-
urday night that he was out OF POI
itics and that from now on his % me
would be devoted to his profession
and his pss'ness interests. This q
q step M. Chiffon says he has want
cd to take for Some time but other
considerations prevented.
did you see the Ma rs article
that you have announced yourself
out OF politicsY" he was asked.
Yes, always read the Mail, al
though the Owl Club prohibited me
from quoting it,
Ii tho report true?"
OBLIGATION DISCHARGED.
III anyone can nee. show or prove
that am in politics. he b smarter
than l am. IL seems perfectly clear
20 ne that i am out Seriously,
friendships and obligations have
pulled me into politics in the past,
Now, feel that It Ia due my family
that the time heretofore devoted to
politics should be given TO my pro-
fession AID my business. Ny busI =
ness associates also demand that my
tins be given to our enterprises.
Feeling that I have discharged my
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
Engineering. that his services would

Engineering that his services would
not be needed at the end OF the
present session, and
whereas, sinse the SAID meeting.
the board. after Gnquiring fully I'M O
the matter Is convinced that the
trouble In his department has arisen
more from lack OF equipment and
other similar causes. for which he
Is not respons bic, which has now
been remedied.
Therefore, be II Resolved, that
the letter Of June 22d, 1908. BIO re-
called"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23

obligations and not wanting any APP
pointment. office or political honor
on earth: and smarting under the
seh-accusau on that have neglected
my practice and private business for
politics, have said In good faith
that l am out of politics.
MERELY AN HUMBLE PRIVATE.
Il am. indeed. the rearest. rank
est private in the whole Democrats
army and have no ambition 20 be
even a delegate to convention.
My tastes lead me towards my pro-
fession and the development OF the
properties In which l am interested
These pursuits l heartily enjoy and
do not like the envies and jeal-
Gus e. OF politics. want it dis
tinctly understood that no ones am
bit.ons or movements In politics can
conflict with mine. for / shall make
no moves and have no ambitions
outside OF my profession and my
private business. l want to be let
alone as any other private citizen
is. My party that / have served
so long can count always on my
support and good will. This an
nouncement would not be necessary
but for current newspaper talk
about me-"
ITO what do you attribute the last
Dem ocratlo defeat?"
Il prefer not to speak of that.
What's the user"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23

we're injuries SUSTAINED aastnn .
shriners initiation shallsnbuyrm
was a member of Glass No. 20 q tn
novitiates. wBle erossiAs Shs
burning sands' with the sAyinSur
goat" tho govsrnor-slscs We SrS
PEELED down an inclined piansI ys,0.
ing at the bottom With . ssv<s -
jury of the ankle that shrak0u q
months ass OF oratahss. He q gnr.
fsr!ng from q brokSn abala.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
RECOUNTING IN
CABELL COUNTY
OF THE BALLOTS IN CONTEST
ED OFFICES WILL COMMENCE
TO-DAY.

Huntington, Nov. 23.-After ma
ny Delays, the county court will
commence today to recount the bal
lots cast on elec5 on day for pros
ecuting attorney. circuit clerk, and
member or the house OF delegates.
The work Is a large undertaking
and will probably take a month
time, although the court will expe-
dhe matters as much as possible
and try and finish Il In less time.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23

Lincoln, Neb.. Nov. 2s.---Ashsop
Z. shsilsaburgsr, NebraSkas Dem.
oert'o governor-slsct. 10 under a
surgeons carr AZ q result u, ..
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
WILLIAMS KIDNEY PTILA

Have Jos Regtootod yDBr kidRsysi
Have you ovsrWorkod your aervouI
system and caused trouble with
ysur kidneys and bladdsrf Havv
you pains In l0ins, side. back, Ereass
and hadderR Have you aabby sp-
pearsnce Of the face. especially un.
der the eyes7 Too frequent desire
to pass urihs7 II 80. williams Kid
'ney Pills viii cure you. Price soc
Sold By the White Pharmacy.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
EIGKED BY GOAT

GovERNoR-ELRCT IA INJURED
WHILE BEING INITIATED A
SRINER.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-11-23
DIR. w. L. Nc Cray

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eAronis diseases successfully treat
ed. special reduction anil NoVsm-
Der 1st. Consultation free. Room
Ne. s, Bluefeld Telephon Building.
eRsss hsurs . to Ia; 3tes; Ito .
Bland Street.
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Democratic County Ticket

Democratic County Ticket For Councilman: VIM. MORGAN
 Ot Lakeside For Assemblyman: JOSEPH PETERSON
 of Snowflake For District Attorney: w. P. GEARY
 of W1nslow For Sheriff: JOSEPH F. WOODS
 of Holbrook For Recorder: ALEX. F. McALLISTER
 of Holbrook For Probate Judge: LLOYD C. HENNING
 of Winslow For Treasurer: JAMES H. FROST
 of HoIbrook For Supervisors: JAMES J. SHUMWAY
 of HolbroOk R. C. CRESWELL
 of WinslOw For Surveyor: w. A. SAUNDERS
 of St. Joseph For Justice of the Peace and Constable eofHOlbrOok no nominations were made.
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Was Handicapped There.

Last thing, after they had got him into court for takin' my mule an everything else he could lay his hands on," said the Billville citizen, they told him to take the stand but he couldn't well git away with that, as the judge an jury had their eyes on him" m."-Atlanta Constitution.
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Famed as Cat Photographer.

A Boston woman photographer makes a feature of her cat photo graphs and has an exhibition in her studio of the pampered cats of Back Bay that is attracting much attention. There are probably more of these pampered cats in Boston than in any other city in the country.
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Uncle Allen,

"It isn't the fact that the papers publish so much news about crime" said Uncle Allen Sparks, that makes me have my doubts about the world growing better It's the fact that that's the kind of stuff the people seem to want to read"
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Lightning Stripped Victim.

During a thunderstorm near Glas- gow a golf player named George Har- rie was struck and killed by light ming, which ripped off his clothing, including his boots, and extracted all his teeth. It made a hole three feet deep where he had been standing.
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Strength of Sympathy.

Sympathy is the grandest word in the world. It overcomes evil and strengthens good; it disarms resist ance, melts the hardest hearts, and draws out the better part of human nature-George Moore
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Not to Blame.

Church-"There is a case on record I believe, where a man got up out of his bed and wrote a poem in his sleep" Gotham-"Oh, well, if he was asleep I suppose he couldn't really be held responsible"
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Loves Flame Still Brioht.

A septuagenarian inmate of Chelms. ford, Essex (England), workhouse has proposed to a fellow inmate nine years her junior. and the pair are leaving the institution to get married.
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
True Wisdom.

Wisdom is habited in the plainest garb, and she walks modestly, unheed- ed of the gaping and wondering crowd. Her secrets are revealed to the care. ful, the patient and the humble.- Bishop Spalding
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Voice of Despair.

In a St. Petersburg newspaper there recently appeared the following ad- vertisement: "The wife of a present member of the douma, having given up all hope of getting intelligent occu- patton, seeks place as chambermaid" !"
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Too Familiar.

My daughter" said Mrs. Nexdore, 'is positively delighted with her new piano. She's quite familiar, you know, with all the classical composers" Familiar" exclaimed Mrs. Peppery, why, she's positively fiippant."
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Be Charitable.

When a man comes around boasting that he has never failed to do any thing that he has undertaken, don't ask him embarrassing questions con- corning the nature of his undertak- ings.
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
At tho Museum.

"See that toad? It was buried for more than a thousand years in solid rock. What do you suppose it would say if it could speak?" If 1t over heard you it probably would say that you are a liar"
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Lack of Co-operation.

'I wish" said the revivalist, Broth CT Grimshaw wasn't quite so strong on doctrinal points. As fast as bring people into the church he tries to put them out of it for heresy."
Holbrook argus., 1908-10-20
Republican County Ticket

For Councilman: l. E. WARD
 of Winslow For Assemblyman: ]. H. WILLIS
 of Snowflake For District Attorney: VIM. H. MULLINS,
 of Winslow For Sheriff: w. F. WILLIAMS
 of Winslow For Recorder: w. H. CLARK
 of Holbrook For Probate Judge: K. C. SMITH
 of Holbrook For Treasurer: L. D. DIVELBESS.
 of HOlbrook For Supervisors: JAMES SCOTT
 of Pinedale O. B. SUTTON
 of Winslow For Surveyor: w. A. SAUNDERS
 of St. Joseph For Justice of the Peace-Hol- brook Precinct: F. M. ZUCK For Constable-Holbrook Prec- inct: No Nomination