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Candidates Too We'll Known.

II was Just after the opening OF the
polls for the election OF mayor In u
New Jersey town thnt two Irishmcn
met and began discussing the chances
OF two candidates for aldermen.
1T will be close race between Nc.
GLORY and Adolph Mink" said the first
lrishman. to which the other reJoIncd.
How is II. Clancy. that In so many
votes Il should be nip and tuck be.
tween McGlory and the Dutchmnn
MinkE'
We'll. I'll tell ye." responded the
first Irishman: Its like this: They're
bath Of 'em very unpopular min. Nc
Glory and Mink. If yc knew wan yc'd
be- certain TO vote for the other: and
both OF them are blamed well known"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
ANTIQUES BOUGHT FOR SONG.
Scores Of Colonial Relics Of All Kinds
4. Sold for Few Cents.


Hartford. Conn. - Notwithstanding s
the industry OF xearchcrs for old fur
niture and old china Of tho colonial
period for years past. fnds Of antiques
nrc still made occasionally on Con,
nccticut farms.
The other day n book ascnt who
knew about old furniture and crockcry
happened to call about dinner timc nj
n farmhouse u few miles out Of Hart.
ford. The owner of the farm was ,
widowcr Of 20. the sole f.mninin. dc,
sccndant OF noted lawyer Of the lat
ter part OF tho eighteenth century. The
farmhouse Ind been the homestead OF
the family since 1870. and when III.
visitor was shown Into the front par.
ior he found dozen chippcndalc
chairs there.
Although the oakcn ceiling Of the
dining room showed the dust OF gen.
crations and the floor was warped. In
one corner stood Hcppicwhitc side.
board proppcd mp on three legs. \
mahogany block front desk. carved
tables and colonial mirrors wcrc few
OF the treasures that the attic dis,
closed. all OF which the owner was
giad TO exchange for the money that
would buy her modern luxurics.
II has leaked out later that n travel
Ing collector has uncarthcd In neigh.
boring house and carried away for II
cents Crown Derby cup and saucer
that he sold later for $50.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
A Little Too Soon.

Sam Jackson's wife was to be buried
this afternoon and the bereaved col.
orcd man was shaking with grief over
the coffin. when comely young
darkey maiden stepped over to his
side and said. tenderly:
Don't. Mistah Jackson: yo' mus
try an bear up. Let me help yo' to
fo'get,"
"oh. Miss Johnson!" uttered the
weeping man, between sobs. at am
berry kind In yo' t offah such consola.
ton. but ah mus wait till aftah de
fun'ral bcfo' ah engages in marriage
talk!''-Illustrated Sunday Magazine.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
SMOKING ooes NOT HARM.
Average Columbia Student Who In
duigss 10 Stronger Than Others.

New York.-Smokers need no longer
take to heart the advice Of their ply,
sicians 10 give up the use OF tobacco.
because from statistics just complied
by DIR. George l.. Meyian. the sym.
nasium director at Columbia univer-
sity. II 10 shown that the average col.
iese student or Columbia student at
any rate. who smokes. is healthier and
stronger physically than the average
non'smoker.
DIR. Meylan began making tests two
years ago and since that time
he has examined Ss7 men. most Of
them freshmen. His tests were in.
tended TO determine the effect not
only OF tobacco. but also OF alcoholic
beverages on the average college
man.
DIR. Meylan believed that the result
OF tho tests would bear out the
results Of the work OF DIR.
ceaver OF Yale. who found that
smoking and drinking. as practiced
Al the New Haven university. tended
To stunt the growth and impair
the physical fitness OF tho students.
but much TO his surprise DR.. Meyian
found that Columbia men thrive on
tobacco-and may be alcoholic bev.
crases. too-and that their general
physical condition. which takes into
account their height. weight. lung ca.
pacity. and the total strength. In reia.
lively greater than that of the students
who do not smoke.
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ECONOMY CANNED TOO Fan.
Old Mans Thrift That Led Him Into
Ridiculous Action.

President ]. q. Schurman OF Cornell
was discussing elective college
courses. of which In the freshman aud
sophomore years. he disapproves.
a freshman Of IL or H." said Pres.
ident schurmnn. rs too young to
choose for himself tho courses best
for him. His mind is not mature
enough. II will make mistakes.
In Its immaturity. its proneness to
error. II Is like the mind Of an old
man In my native Freetown. He.
though old. was mentally undeveloped.
and saw nothing wrong or ridiculous
In a piece OF economy that he put In
practice In the cemetery. s- "
THE old man had lost four wives.
and desired 10 erect for each head,
stone. with an inscription eommemora.
tive OF her wifeiy virtues.
but inscriptions. he found. were
very expensive. He economized In
this way:
''He had the Christian name OF each
wife cut on a small stone above her
Erave-"Emma." "Mary." Hester e
Edith" Under each name hand
pointed to u large stone In the cen.
ter Of the lot. and under each hand
were the words: NJ
For epitaph SEQ large Stone"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
IN JEOPARDY.

There 10 move csa,rh 10 thi. section Of the eoanty
than all other ise put <ethss. sad the las:
fes years supposed 60 b- thcsfabie. IUr srvai
mAay yearv dat1fs pfouounced it local discs.- ard
pfr.rfbed ioc al remedies. and by e.iantiy fEilfs
sfth loo sl tfvaient pfon need tt inc fable
seieaes has proven Caisrfh bv esasiitaI Eopsi die
ease and therefore srlufes
itaiI. Caiafrh Cure, maaafaetnr-s by ". >. Cheney
q Co. Toledo. Ohio 10 the oniy .urv on
the market tt 10 tAken tnirfpaly In dsr- frSfn -
irup. 20 teA.paafai. tt acts directly the blo-i
and mucous surf.ces Of the system. They urer nnu
for Circular and te.iiuionlai.-
Aaire..I f.J. CHENEY CO.. To,eao. Ohio.
sold By pfusgists, Sc
Take iisirs Vanity i.ilis for esastieat'Sa-
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To Save Trouble.

A Connecticut man tells OF two
Irishmcn from Boston who. while drlv.
Ing through the state named. observed
that many OF the barns had weather.
vancs In the shape OF huge roostcrs.
Dennis" said one irishman to tho
other. can yc tell me why they al
ways have rooster an nivcr u hin
on the Top OF thin Larns!"
Sure" replied Dennis. Its because
Of the difficulty they'd have In col.
lictins the eggs"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

Consul James L. Dunning OF Milan,
reports that during the first six
months OF 1907 the total emigration
from Italy amounted to i52.32S souls.
of whom 195.i9S went to other Euro.
pean countries and countries of the
Mediterranean basin. and 257 7130
crossed to trans-oceanic countries.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

and ] was helpless AZ . child. The
urine was dlscolored and though !
used one remedy after another. was
not helped until used Doan's Kidney
hrst box made only slight change.
To-day. however. ! am q well man. at
81. and owe my lifs and health to the
use OF Doan's Kidney Pills"
Sold by all dealers. 20 cents box.
Foster Milburn Co.. buffalo. n. Y
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
A Neat Epitaph.

An American who enjoys doing the
cathedral towns OF England tolls OF an
amusing epitaph In the church yard OF
Tetbury, In Gloucestershire.
A marble slab. prominently dis.
played. has this legend:
Beneath lie the remains of several
OF the PcrkInses. late OF this parish.
Particulars. the last day will disclose.
Amen
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
Cold and Calculating.

Asenm-"Did you actually have the
nerve to propose To that Boston giriy"
ierner-"Yes. told her my heart
beat Wildly for her alone and"
Aseum-''She didn't believe you?"
Yerper-.No: she reached over and
felt my pulse"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
A Slip.

Jack tstudying geosraphy)-Fathcr
what IL a strait
Father trcading the pap0r)-Five
cards OF a-that is. n narrow strip OF
water connecting two larger bodies
Harpcr's Weekly.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
Wouldn't Burn.

The coal man came down like a wolf on
tho fold:
Hc jin.ied with silver. h, tinkicd with
gold:
He sold us his speciaity-'wsinut" by
name
And We slated our roof In the spring with
the same,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
What DID hs Msanf

For number Of years bitter fead
had existed between the Browns and
Perkinses, next door neishbors. The
trouble had originated through the
depredations OF Browns cat. aud had
grown SO fixed an affair that neither
party ever dreamt of making up"
One day. however. Brown sent his
servant next door with peace-making
note for Mr.. Perkins. which read:
-Mr. Brown sends his compliments
to Mr.. Perkins. and be.s to say that
his old cat died this morning"
Perkins written reply was bitter:
"Mr. Perkins In sorry to hear Of
Mr.. Browns trouble. but he had nc
heard that Mrs. Brown was ill.".
Harpcr's Weekly.
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The Editor Of IN. Rural New Yorker.

The Editor Of the Rural New Yorker.
than whom there il no better Potato Ex.
pert in the county ~Ays: "salxrr's Earis-
c.t Potato ID the earliest of '.s earliest
sorts, tired Iy me. yielding sJt bu. per
acre. sahrrs eAriy Wiseunsin .yieklr'i
acre. See SaLsr'. eaialos about them.
JUST sESD i0c ~ STAMPS
and ihi. notic~ to the John \. Salfer
Seed Co.. la Crosse. Ms. and they will
mail you the only original s~~d ca,alos
published in Amvries with samples oi
Emperor William Oats. Silver King Isr'
ley. Hilton Dollar Grass which produce.
l: ton.-per mere. Ssinioin. the dry soil
luxuriaior. ETC.. etc. etc.
And II you send itc wc will add pack
asc Of new farm seeds never bciorr seen
By you. X. & W.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

lifting q h avy
weight . sudden
pain shot through
my back and after
that ! was IN con-
stant misery from
kidney trouble. One
spell kept me In bed
six weeks. My arms
and legs were stiff
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

Only unselishness wins affection:
only toll achieves success: It is only
the courageous heart that does brave
deeds.-T. Farquharson.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
Only For tho Poor.

Booxey--Dc Salvation Army's .oIn'
q civ. u fr.c dinner to de poor tomor,
row."
Ooxey--Arc you soin':"
Booxcy-"Naw. It's only fer dose
wot have l. work fer a livIn'."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

II the opportunity for great deeds
should never come. the opportunity
for good deeds is renewed for you day
by day.-Farrar.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

You ought to be satisfied with nothing
less than Natures laxative. Garfield Tea!
Made of Herbs. it overcomcs constipation.
regulates liver and kidneys, and brings
Good Health.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
Get Busy.

''1t costs to ADVERTISE"
Some person says.
But what of that7 This much Is nat:
II always pays.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
Safe to Postpone.

Ffost-"ProcfastIna may be ~
fault. but II you put on doing certain
thlncs you never have to do them all"
Snow.-"Mcntion one"
Frost-"Wcli. going to funerals. for
instance"
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0lsausted Rats.

Baeon-I see i, is said that rats are
Judges Of music.
Esbert-i guess that is right. We
haven't had one In the house since We
got the phOnosraIh.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

A Sore Throat or Cough,
II suffered TO progress. may affect the
lungs. Browns Bronchial Troches"
give immediate relief.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

Ell you haf money to trow to der
birts. i'd iss appropriately to hant i'd
to der goldfinches.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

ONLY ONE .BROMO OUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUiNISE. Look fol
tho signature of Il. W. GROVE. Used tho World
ever TO Cure q Cold In One Day. &c.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softcns the gums reduces IN
dammation. aays pain. cures wind coliu. sc bottle
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

PILES CURED IN TO IL DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any cnsn
Of Itching, Blind. Bleeding Protruding Pilos In
6to u days money refunded. S0c.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

In looking out for No. widow
looks out for No. 1.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13
Sees In the Dark,

II tell you." began the first club
man There never was cat like my
wife
oh. como. now." protested the
other. that's n pretty rough thing to
say -..-.
"oh. you misunderstood me.
mean to say II doesn't matter how
dark II is when get home. she can
always sec what my condition la
Philadelphia Press.
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A WgLl MAN. AT q.
The Interesting Experience Of IN Old
Settler Of Virginia.

Daniel 8. Queen. Burreii Street.
Salem. Va. says: Years ago while
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

Be wise to-day; It's madness to de
fer.-Young.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

". wIllIc-I see automobiles have
been introduced In Bornco.
T. T. M.-What do you think will be
the result?
W. willie-An increase In the mum.
bcr OF wild men.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-03-13

important to Mothcss.
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA q safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that II
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LAYTON.
Lady Forester Visits Utah-After Law
1ionors in Chicago University.

Lady Forester Visits Utail--3After LAW
1lonors in Chicago University.
Special Correspondence.
Layton, Davis CO., Oct. Mrs. Lydia
Adams Williams of Washington. d. G.,
is In Layton visiting the families of
her uEcles. Elias and HyIum Adams,
and other relatives in Davis county
The lady is connected with the United
States government and Is widely known
MS "a writer and lecturer on Forestry
and Conservation. and is the first NO
man tc take UP the work of colserva-
ton.
Mrs. Adams Williams recently spoke
before the biennial meeting of the getl-
eral federation of Moments clubs at
Boston, Mass, on Waste OF Natural
Resources, Including Forests and Need
,of Conservation"
r. w. Skeen left this morning for
Chicago to complete his course In law
Mt the university Next June he Mil
take out his degree and will practise
in ogden. MIR. Skeen has high stand
ing as a scholar and is one of the seven
who have retained and advanced the
high standing of Utah students in the
Chicago university
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SHOCKING FATE: d
YOUNG CONDUCTOR
William A. Davis Falls Under
Moving Train at Brig
ham City.
RECKLESS DRIVING MENACE.
RECKLESS DRIVING MENACE.
Chronic Runaway Girl is or Agni,,---
Mrs. Iicndcrsons AIasl>., Mines
Turn Out IL bonanza.

sss1ell Oct. T-Tifc body Of William
A. Davis, the young. railroad conductor
who was killed at Brigham City yes
terday morning by falling between two
cars, was brought to Ogden yesterday
afternoon and taken to the Lindquist
undertaking parlors, where it will be.
prepared for burial.
AS near as could be learned, Davis
was acting as u conductor on north
bound freight train yesterday morning.
When nearing Brigham City he was
standing on top of the train. A short
while after he was missed, and his body
was found short distance from the city
by members of the uain crew, who
placed ii upon the engine of the train
and brought it to this city.
Shortly after the accident happened,
number of the railway employees went
TO the Davis residence at 2749 Grant
avenue and broke the news as gently.
as possible to the unfortunate young
wife, who WAS completely Frustrated
with grief
The funeral arrangements, which are
IN the hands of the brotherhood OF
Railroad Tralnmen, of which order the
deceased was a member, will be an
nounccd later.
MENACE OF RECKLESS DRIVING.
The question Of cruelty to animals
and reckless driving which has been
referred to number of times before
In these columns, is the subject Of a
lengthy statement ISSUED by Judge
Gunnell of the juvenile court, who
says that boys driving delivery wagons
IN the city pay little regard to the laws
on recklessness or#to those of cruelty
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INTERSTATE NEWS BRIEFS.

Dixie Notcs-'Bloonlingto Wash
ington 90. Oct. 1.-THE late rains have
done a great deal Of good without do
ing any injury TO canals etc The
grass OIL the .ange looks fine now and
stock ought To do we'll, The
farmers are improving In growing
cereals as there were nearly 1000 bush
els of grain tilreahed i'll this precinct
lately. which was more than last year.
King frost has visited this place
and has done considerable damage to
all kinds Of tender vegetables and gar
den truck District school has
commenced and the students are pro-
crossing very favorably -. John
A. Strngham and family have gone to
the White River country to visit rela-
tives Reno Cragun has moved
here. intending to make his home in
this vicinity.
Accident at Ephraim--4t Mr.. Brown
FROM Salins, had Il scaffold fall on him
this morning, While at work on the new
district school Building here, and had
his hin dislocated.
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BRIGHAM CITY.
Knudscn- Matthias NuptiaIs -. Youth
Falls Victim of Typhoid.

Special Correspondence.
Brigham City. Oct 7.-Charles Ac-
kerley, the 20-yGar-old son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Acfterley of the Third ward. died
Monday evening after a 10 day sickness
from typhoid. About six months ago the
family came hare from Tasmania
where they had Joined the Church of
Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints a
short time previous. Funeral services
Will he held in the ward hall Thurs
day at II O'Clock.
Mr. Ephralm Matthias and Miss Rflia
Knudsen were quietly married last Sat
urday evening.
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

We do not guarantee to get
positions for every one, but we
have qualified a great number
of young people for better
places in life. Already scores OF
our students are managing bust
ness enterprises, and hundreds
of others are holding positions
of trust. Our students are in de-
mand because our courses quail
ify-ask the business men.
NIGHT SCHOOL.
Opcus "Wednesday. Oct. Z. Z pm.
l.. ID. S. BUSINESS COLLEGE,
Tho school with a reputation.
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to animals. AT the present time deliv-
cry boys who have not been restrained
in n number OF months from reckless
driving in the business district Of the
city are becoming q menace to the pub
lie and early action should be taken
by the police or sherif's departments.
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LOGAN.
CHARLES W. GUITARS DEAD.
Eating Green Watermelon Cause of
Agonizing Dcati,--Losan Notes.
sDerial l'DrrpspOndpnpN

Ag0niZing Dcatil---Iogan Notes.
Special Correspondence.
Logan. Cache Co.. Oct G-Charles W..
Buttars died at Charleston last night
from eating green watermelon Sunday
evening, Tho deceased was taken With
intense pain Monday morning at A a..
M. and a Logan physician WAS sent for.
Before he arrived peritonitiS had set III
and the man was dying All that could
be done was TO relieve the agonzing
pain. Mr.. Buttars was the father ot
eight living children. the oldest 10 years
and the youngest four months. His wife
also survives him and many relatives
and friends.
a fine boy was born to Mr.. and Mrs
Nephi Larsen Saturday evening
SUIT FOR DAMAGES.
oscar Wcnnegren has brought suit
against the Q, S. l.. company for S2Q,31g
Tor personal injuries received while
working for the company in Deeem
Der, 1871, about one mile north OF Lo-i
gan
Jackson Majors was found not guilty
OF criEiinal intent by Justice Braugham
yesterday for turning water out OF the
West Cache canal III August. 'rhiS case
Was taken up By the state against Ma
jors.
PLANS FOR SALT LAKE BUILDING.
Monscn * Schaub the local architects
who were recently given the contract
by the Church for the construction of a
Sl60.0G9 office building in Salt Lake eX-
pressed the plans and specifications this
morning and construction on the build
ing will commence Immediately.
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BROWN BEAR KILLED

Will and John Jaquc, two young mcn
OF Layton, brought into Ogden Nestcr-
day afternoon a brown boar thai they
had killed carly in the morning in the
nils east Of the town. The animal
which weighed about 300 pounds, was
placed on exhibition before one of the
local meat shops.
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PROVO.
UTAH COUNTY AFFAIRS.

Deputy Trcasurcrs Named-Onicial
Reports-Court MISUNDERSTANDING
Special Correspondence.
Provo, Oct 7.-County Treasurer
Johnson appointed the following as de-
putty treasurers in their respective dis
stlictS, all of whom were confirmed by
the county commissioners.
Edward T. Palfreyman, Springviile.
Amnlon Tuttle, Spanish Fork.
Charles w. Stone. Salem.
Joseph S. Page, Payson.
Ezella Tietjen, Santaquin.
John Jasperson, Goshen.
Mrs. F. NJ. Jones. Lehi.
Fannie T. Moyle. Alpine.
Anna r. Rozen, Pleasant Grove.
Minnie F'lack. Fairfield.
The treasurer also submitted his
monthly report showing balance on
hand Sept. /. s1,23264; receipts for the
month, Sl,426.53; total, S2,650.17; dis
bursed. s2,416.27; balance on hand Sept,
80. S242.90.
The county clork's report showed fees
collected from the county officers:
Sheriff $3.50; treasurer. $780, recorder,
sS577,25. clerk, s45o.25: total, SS49.40.
Each of the county commissioners
submitted his report on contingent
funds for the quarter ending sept. 80,
which We're approved County super
inteBdent's contingent fund shows
s26G.94; county school fund, $3642a;
jurors and witnesses fund, S1a7.7o
Manning was reinstated as voting
district.
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TAFT OR BRYAN.

Any Daily Subscriber paying three
months in advance Will be given -,.-.r
a large Autograph of TAFT or
BRYAN.
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ter Greenwood, grandson OF Hon.
Joseph Parry of Washington avenue,
Ogden. leaves soon for a mission to-
ENGLAND. 4
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REGISTRATION PLACES AND
DATES

Those who failed to register yester-
day or today will have three more days
in which to do so. October lS, "a and
IS. will be the dates and the places OF.
registration are: No. !. Mrs G. d.
Miss Maud Graham 50 South Second
West. No. 3. Mrs Mary j. Vincent
753 West Fourth South: No 4. Mrs.
c. II. Miles, TIA North Tenth West;
No 5. Mrs. Lizzie B. Medium. PSI
North First West. No. 6, Mrs Jane
B. Snyder. East Third North: No.
z, Mrs. Elsie z. Barrett, ais North
Third East; No. s. Ralph Elliott, 554
East First South
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Expert Kodak Finishing
Harry Simpler. Commercial Photos
rapher. ISL South Main. second floor.
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HuMrER BAGS DEER.

Postmaster James Glove left Provo
last Sunday evening on the late train
for Cotton, In quest of game. meeting
with good success, Returning sester-
day afternoon with two fine Young
buck deer. which he proudly exhibited
in front of the express office
When asked by bystander how
much they cost him, remarked only five
cartridges.