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alarm viewer? Is It IN the platform? No.
you reformers are making terms with
Gompers. and Tafts liberal views as they
call them. are going to prevail over the
line conservative views OF our grand old
man-Freedoms champion. the defender
OF the faith OF the fathers. the man who
The mar who-the man who" reiterated
MI Handy. the man Who'll refer 10
Hon J. G. Cannon, OF Danville. IN.
where's your Keynote speech in this
convention? I'll tell you Il IS fastened in
Burrows time lock. Who Is going TO
sound the clarion note here to-day?
There will be no clarion note. The name
OF gallant Blaine will not be heard IN tho
hall. The party that saved the country
that broke the shackles on four million
slaves the party that preserved the
Union. is represented here by the allies
and they are tossed around like lot OF
last years alfalfa.
They came here asking for the Presi-
dency; they were willing TO compromise
on the Vice Presidency. and sprung the
name OF Jim Sherman Then when thar
was spurned they sought vainlv TO heat
Gompers to the platform. and this bright
anu DedutlIuI summer day they are ont
trying to get gallery seats for their
friends.
Any Old Job VIII Do.
1t reminds me Of the time Col. Anderson
j. Balderson. Of our town. started out 70
be Minister TO England under Cleveland's
hrst administration. He found thar tob
gone. and compromised by applying for
Assistant Secretary of State. Failing in
that, he asked for United States mar
shal; failing in that. he asked for the
post-ofiice at home, and then, falling in
that Strengthened himself up and said.
Thank heavens. we have a Democratic
governor In Kansas and he will not turn
me down. He came home three months
later with a pair of Gov Clicks old
trousers: and to that end has your re-
form brought those who for forty wears
have been fighting the party's battles.
of course. I'm for Roosevelt all right |
but say, If he could run bases and let Joe I
Cannon take the score, what new light I
Of hope would bust over the parapets Of I
The coming campaign"
MI Handy rose ard said; Reform. re- 4
form. what crimes are committed in thy
name"
Copyright. 1905, by George Matthew Adams.)
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DOLLIVER is WANTED
Taft Looks with Favor Upon
the IOwan.
EVEN CUMMINS WOULD DO

Circles Plan 20
ForeStnII Adoption OF Prohibition
Plank by Democratic Convention.
CorteIyOu Not Opposed, but Wis
dom of Running Two Members
OF the Cabinet Is Doubted.
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FOUR STATES ELECT
Indiana, New York, Ohio, and
Jersey Delegations Act.
HUGHES WON'T HEAR PROTEST

Advised 20 Omit Race, He Declines
TO Do SO-FnirbanI<s Says He
Would Accept denomination IL
rendered Him vOrys National
Committeeman for Ohio.
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DIPLOMATS ON SCENE
Nations of World to Be Rep
resented at Convention.
JOHN BARRETT KEPT BUSY

Ambassador md Mrs. Bryce, Ambas-
SadOr md Nine. Jussernnd, Minis
ter WI Ting-faEg, and other For
eiEn Representatives VIII for First
Time Witness Stirring Scenes.
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OLD-TIME POLITICIANS
FORCED TO THE REAR

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Dress Materials Reduced

White Figured Madras; resu- 1fir
lar lSc value. Yard.............,,,, AON
Figured French Dimities; 10Io
regular 25c value. Yard. = 62N
Figured Dotted Swiss: white IQ1
and colors; regular 37ikc value. .AOO
White French Lawn; 45 inches 0O~
wide; regular SOC value. Yard. LII
27-inch Rough Pongee SILK. in all de-
sirable shades. Regular price, Zoe
s1.25 yard. rd..........-.............. w
Taffeta SILK, IN plain colors. includ
ing black; 20 inches wide. Regu- S0-
lar price, 75c yard. d....................Ok( .Ok(
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Fancy Checked and Striped LouisIne
and TaHeta Silks. in all shades; 20
inches wide. Regular price, 75c dOr
a. '''''-'--.-- -'.-.......-.-..-..-....
japanese Habutai silks, in all desir-
able shades; % inches wide. Reg o.
ular price. 49c yard. !SSN
Guaranteed Black Tafteta silk; 9s
inches wide. Regular price. QO%
Sl.I0..................... W.
Taffeta Silks, in fancy checks and
stripes; all shades; l9 inches az
wide. Regular price, CSC yard. ..... .OOS
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BROoKs-On Saturday. June ls, 1905 at his home.
sz Twentieth street CHARLES BROOKS. be
loved husband Of Cora L. Brooks. brother q
Con and Fred Brooks
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ock from Nineteenth

llnsgll Wednesday June L. a, 70 a. n. from S.
Pauls Church. Fifteenth and Y streets
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ls-inch Corset Cover and FloUncing
Embroidery; Anglaise and blind 0Ir
effects, regular Sc and SOC values L4N
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HARRISON Monday. June g 1905 81 p m. az
his residence lsO9 Il stree, northwest. EDWIN
HARRIS, in his seventy-eishth year
Notice Of funeral hereafter
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-01-01
Cures Blood, Skin Diseases, Cancer.
Greatest Blood Purifier Free.

&c your blood Is impure, thin, diseased,
h0t or full Of humprs, i You have blood
poison, cancer, carbuncles, eating sores.
scrofula, eczema, itching, risings and
bun1ps, scabby, pimply skin, bone pains.
s Ssltarrh. rheumatigm, or any blood or
slin disease, take Botanic Blood Balm
lB. B. B.) Soon all sores heal, aches
aud pains stop and the blood is made
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3tper large bottle. Sample free BY
writing Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga.
5. B. B. isepecially advised for chronic,
deep-seatad cases, as it cures after all
saIe fails. Sold in Lexington, 8. g., by
Derrick's Drug store and Kaufman
Drug Co.
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! coslsy-1 lleutine.

A beautiful marriage occurred at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. George
Coriey on, Christmas evening, when
their accomplished daughter, Miss
Carrie, became tie wife of Mr. John
BaJlentine. The house, wss beauti-
fully decorated for the happy event
and q, delightful repast was served
the many guests. The ceremony was
performed, impressiyelY. BY Rev. J.
"A. Cfonner.s-~r : -. ~. ,-$g
The bride is : young woman Of rare
traits OF character and has. many
friends in tLexiHgtom who swish for
her much happinesssin life. Mr.. Ball
lenfine comes froms tie Boylston Sec
tion Of this county and has I host OF
friends.
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le Lexington Dispatch.
lIsdresday. lanaarY |, 1908.

g Nsw kdvsrtis isensntA
s 6spass Notice Job H1llman ct q
"a SaleP. H. Gross.
espass Notice Daniel Taylor and
,Ja36b Taylof. .
~ ttement Bank OF Chapin.
36thinE-E. G Dreher e Co.
s. 81 snny s',.,, New New Yesra d. Rntlahd.
FiSnosThomaS& & Bartons Co. 4
M 9slor Rasl i. David,
IS fSndyCol Candy Mandatory.
nphellss Racket Store. ~.
3in9Kinard. I. - - -
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Mslone's Music House.

AZ home is not complete without
music. MaloHe's Music House, Co
lurnbia. s.. C., Is the place to buy your
musical instruments pianos. organs
or Anything In the musical line, and
their terms Are 50 easy. This firm Is
onaring pianos and organs at greatly
reduced prices. Start the new year
right by buying your musical instru-
ments Of Malone's Music House. !
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Land For Sale.

l. viii sell about 80 acres Of land
lying on; Fourteen Mile creek, adjoin-
ing lands Of Jake Snelgrove and S. B.
George, on the 1st Monday in February,
1903, for cash to the highest bidder be-
fore the court house door at Lexington,
S. @. P. II. GROSS.
Dec. 2S-5w13pd.
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Two Cars p3 8orses and Mules.

Mr.. ~. H. Witt, of the Reeves
Witt Supply CO., OF Swansea, is now
in the West. buying two cars Of horses
and mules for his company. The
stock will arrive on or about January
10Th, and those wishing to buy will do
well to see them before they buy.
The Reeves Witt CO., also carry afull
lire OF .buggies, wagons and harness,
and their prices viii please you.
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Trespass Notice.

This is to notify all persons not to
hunt, leave gates open or let stock run
at large on our lands, outside of the, big
pasture. The law will positively be en-
forced against all parties violating this
notice. Daniel J. Taylor,
4w11p Jacob Taylor.
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II. ". 3. Hsldssbsaaa Dad.

Swansea, s. O., Dec. N.-Mr. W:
n Eildebrand, who recently moved
frum this place to Hix formerly Nor
vay)died suddenly this morning at
the latter place. s.
Mr, Hildebrand had host Of friends
fl Swansea and surrounding country.
The remains win be buried at the old
homestead tomorrow.
He was consistent member Of the
7fasons and Knights Of Pythias.- The
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Happy Family.

Happy Family.
sDo Bnggins and his wife quarrel
as mach as they used 90 r. & {, IS IS
!; aeh has learned 10 so On read
IND i neWspaper while the other 70
1aIkfng without being In tho least dis
xurbed. Washington Star.
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: .feroysarnod..

fsrewarned.
'sYes,s said H Tragerdy, with a
smila sT remember my parents used
to say I'd never amount to anything
flf didn't give mp my theatrical as
pirations." !" i#
@ Well, that was fair warning" NJ
marked Critick. Why didn't you
ptoft by hiladelphia PresA
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CAMPBELL'S RACKET STORE,
Formerly Geryais Street now two stores s12 Main Street,
1851 Main Street. Columbia S G.

Campbell of Bernan and has
seasonabe The goods are now
prices, We refund
Cala You will be pleased
!.
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otton Market.

sagtea n1psntine Market.
Der batrel 500 ana $6;U
Spal4fs per gallon s. s. . ESQ
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For,. 4. Sale.

Dne yoke of young, medium sized
oxen and q new log cart. Apply TO
sP 8. Wessinger, Chaplin, R. I. D. l..
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Iommr1ica tions 90 ovef.
s number of interesting communis
ki0ns np over nntii next week on
G6uhe bf asno space. 3, ask cot
& ond dSnts 10; bear With Us for thy
p&e 81. 4 S. s.
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Prices Greatly Reduced.

We have ai number of useful and
ornamental ARTICLES, suitable for New
.Year, wedding or hirthday presents,
which we are offering at greatly re-
dueed prices. Come quick, for we
x IS s 81 s THE BAZAAR. z
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atai 5ce.,

s IS iii Sc 10 Swansea Tor two days,
Jannafy Sth 8ld 9th, prepared TO do,
Sikpt work s. =. Kilngsworth.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06
AN OLD GORMANDIZER.
Ono Man Who Lived That He Might
Simply Eat and Drink.


Simply Eat and Drink.
In a little yellowed English maya
zine, dated April, 1904, | came across
the following amusing scrap
Ii the Duke OF q. does hot extend
his life to a still longer period, it will
not he for want of culinary comforts
and those other succulent arts by
which longevity is best promoted His
graee's sustenance is thus daily admin
isiered:
AT IN the morning he regales in n
warm milk bath perfumed with aim
ond powder, where he takes his coffee
and buttered muffin, and afterward
retires to bed. He rises about 0 and
breakfasts on cafe au lait, with new
laid eggs just parboiled; at IL he Is
presented with two warm jellies and
rusques; at ] he takes a veal outlet
la Malntenon; at 3 jellies and eggs re-
peat, at 5 a cup of chocolate and
rusqucs; at 7:30 he takes hearty din
ner from high seasoned dishes and
makes suitable libatlons of claret and
madeira; at 10 tea. coffee and mullins
At - SupS vi ptuici, WIN al
plentiful solution of lime punch; at
In the morning he retires to bed in
high spirits and sleeps Till 3. when his
man cook, to the moment, waits upon
him In person with n hot and savory
veal outlet, which. with Il potation OF
wine and water prepares him for fur
ther repose that continues generally
uninterrupted TIL the morning sum
mons to his tactical bath.
I'm this routine of living comforts
are the four and twenty hours invaria-
bly, divided, SO that IL his grace does
not know, with Sir Toby Bclch, that
our life is composed of four elements
he knows at least, with Sir Ague
Cheek, that il consists in eating and
drinking London Chronicle
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

In all the various weaknesses, displacements,
prolapsus, Inflammation and facilitating, ca
tarrahal drains and in all cases of nervous
ness and debility, DIR Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scripton is the most efficient remedy that
can possibly he used. II has TO its credit
hundreds of thousands of cures-more in fact
than any other remedy put up for sale
through druggists, especially for woman's
use. The ingredients of which 'Favorite Pre-
scription" is composed have received the
most positive endorsement from the leading
medical writer's on Matera Medica of all the
several schools of practice. All the ingredi-
ents are printed in plain English on the wrap
per enclosing the bottle, so that any woman
making use of this famous medicine may
know exactly what she is taking. DIR. Pierce
takes his patients into his full confidence,
which he can afford to do as the formula after
which the "Favorite Prescription" is made
will bear the most careful examination.
DR.. Pierces Pleasant Pellets are the best
and safest laxative for women.
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A Reason For Thanks,

The impeeunious authors wife was
trying on a new dress and endeayorlng
10 observe the hang of II by means Of
a round mirror on top of high chffo-
nlcr Every woman will appreciate
what that means
"Oh, dear" she exclaimed as she
thought with some pathos, Il haven't
seen The bottom of my skirt since !
WAS married
Her husband looked up brute that he
was, and remarked.
Well. You can thank your lucky
stars Tor that.n-New York Press,
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THE LAMBERTVILLE RECORD
MAY 6, 1903
POSTAGE STAMP CHEATS.
Foolish Persons Who Run the Risk Of
Going to Prison.

Foolish Persons Who Run tho Risk Of
Going to Prison.
you would be surprised said
postoffice clerk, "at the efforts people
make 10 avoid the payment of postage.
And quite often it is not the work of
children either. The most common
trick is to take the stamp that has been
cancelled by hand and the impression
just touches the edge of the stamp.
After pricking the marked edge with
pin or cutting ii with pair of shears
to resemble the punctured edge Of the
stamp or tearing away that part the
stamp is put on an envelope for an
other voyage. All these are placed In
the hands Of postal inspectors for In
vestigation.
Others try to give the impression
that stamp had been put on an en-
velope and become loose and lost in
transit by sticking stamp on the en-
velope and then pulling it with part Of
the envelope sticking to it off again.
These as well as underpaid letters, un
less they have a foreign destination,
where postage is then collected, are
marked Returned for postage and
sent back TO the sender. Second class
matter. as a roll of newspapers, is Of
ten sealed against inspection by hay
ing the stamps overlap the cover.
Whether foreign or not il is returned
for postage. When it again shows up,
the mistake rectifled, upon inspection
ii Is usually found to contain written
letters, photographs (unmounted), jew
elry, merchandise of all kinds, making
the package underpald; hence 1t is
again returned.
But the limit of foolishness comes
when a person tries TO efface the in
delible ink from the stamp and with
half the features of the stamp missing
or rubbed away and some OF the Ink
still remaining afiixes 1t to an envelope,
with the address Of the sender upon
The back to facilitate investigation.
This, though, is stretching ii lit
lie too much: A postcard that had been
put through a eanceling machine and
delivered to the addressee had the.
canceling impression and the address
scratched on with the aid OF q sharp
knife and new address substituted
and a written message pasted ON the
reverse ide.'-New York Sun
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The Evidence In the Case,

80 years use is evidence---M Millions Of
consumers is evidcnce--sales made by
10000 agents is evidence. You buy
S gallons L. & M. Paint and 3 gallons
Pure Linseed Oil lat 60 cents) mix
them and make 7 gallons best paint
ready for use-cost only $I.ao per gal
Ion Done in minutes.
Est. A. H. Lands, Ringoes.
f. Shepard, Sergeantsville.
LIZ Nj. Paint Agents.
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The ONLY Game.

The Only Game.
Clear the deck for action,
Wipe the diamond dry.
Give the rooters notice
That the time is nigh,
Dust the grand stand benches.
Bleachers overhaul.
For the message strident.
PLAY BALI
Every dingy office
Feels the coming thrill
Men who WELD the homer.
Men who push the quill.
Men who count their millions,
Men with incomes small,
Listen for the signal,
play BALI"
Hchoolboys in their Jumpers,
Youngsters scarce of age,
Business men of forty,
Grandsires gray and sage.
Stand around in punches
Waiting for the call
From the umpire naughty.
"Play BALI"
So let business prosper
Or be dull and slow.
Let the politicians
Run their three ring show.
Let the war clouds rumble
And let empires fall
While we watch the terrors
Play ball
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06
Had Left For Parts Unknown.

In a murder trial in Texas some years
ago the counsel for the defense was
examining a venireman regarding his
qualifications TO serve. The candidate
admitted that he had once been a
member OF jury which tried Il negro
for murder. II is not permissible in
such eases to ask the result OF the trial,
so the counsel said.
Where Is that negro now
II don't know" was the reply. The
sheriff hanged him AT the appointed
time
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

Bilkins-Smythe tries to make people
believe that he belongs to the upper
crust" Wilkins-Well, should think
he did belong TO the upper crust"
Bilklns--ln what way does he show II?
Wilkins-Always short and easily
broke brooklyn Life
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06
Heat, Light & Power Co.'s
Special Offer.

The Singtme fast approaching and planning for the House
Cleaning lime While doing would like consider
81
We will install one light complete cellar with switch ut
the Of the cellar operate the drop light
including lamp and slale the Kitchen Dining Room Sitting
iaro the Lower Hail. all
be concealed where possible and furnish with certificate OF IN
ecton from the Insurance inspectors all for the sum $4,000 Smaller
installations III proportion.
That not all will furnish light the first three months FREE
All orders will rotation first coming first
served.
Place orders aud time
This oftr subject to Withdrawal amy time without notice
If will kindly drop Mr. Morhed postal he will be glad TO call
and talk the with YOU II an
p SWor will be installed that fixtures be added nj amy
future date
Yours tmls,
LAMBERTVILLE HEAT LIGHT & POWER CO.
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We make speciality of engraved
visiting cards. Let us furnish You
new plate at reasonable price or
leave your old one and we will have
your cards printed in few days.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06
lmpoSinu.

The Swe!ltons seem to keep up an
imposing establishment" remarked the
canned goods drummer.
You bet they do" replied the gro.
ceryman. with sigh long drawn out.
land I'm one of the fellows they I'M
pose on" Chicago News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

In Pinch. use ALIENS FOoT-E.AsE
powder for tired, aching, swollen feet We
have over 5000 testimonials. All druggists,
CSC. Don't accept any substitute. Trial pack
age FREE by mail Address Allen 8 Olmsted
lie Roy, N. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

Give man rope enough and he will
hang himself but give him plenty of
water and he will seldom jump in.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

Secure contentment through the
happy medium OF "Lambertville
Puff" Insist on having the genuine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

Get the Best, MAoKAY's-Spscial
every afternoon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

Ii some of us did not feel great pride
In our imperfectlons we would have
small chance Of ever feeling proud.
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"Here is II new invention. Nobody
but man would have thought of It."
"What is it,"
"A pocket In stocking"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

A seoldng woman is certainly very
trying, but ii often happens that she
scolds because she has husband who
Isn't
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

1t always seems by some strange
peryersion of nature that the things
that we don't want are mostly the kind
that we are habitually getting,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

Ask for the Best Bread-MAc-
KAy's.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Mutton NJ. BLACK. Deceased
Pursuant to the order of George F. Hanson,
in the TIVE MT third day of january, A. d. one
thousand nine hundred and eight, notice is
hereby given to all persons having claims
against the estate of Milton NJ. Black,
late of the County of Hunterdon, deceased,
to present the same, under oath or affirmation,
to the subscriber, administrator Of said deceas-
order; and any creditor neglecting to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim under oath or
affrmaticnl, within the time so limited, will
for against the said Administrator.
Dated January %, A. D. 1908.
ALBERT D. ANDERSON.
Administrator.
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One Success.

Perpetual motion is regarded by all
scientists as an impossible dream"
"Is that so:''
Yes; the patent office will not even
consider inventions on that ORDER
Bet you 10 cents there is a patent
on the gas meter"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-06

The attitude of the rising generation
seems to be that If the earth was not
made for them 1t would better be made
over ut once.
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Possible Horror.

"He has been sentenced to thirty
days on bread and water"
ut might be worse"
Hardly"
YES; they might have made II res.
taurant pie"
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For lsfenaa Sake,

For defense sake.
II Harry Thaw had lodged the law
And left his past still hazy.
The wrist he'd slap of any chap
Who'd say that he was crazy.
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As long as there is a Bit of unex-
plored territory on the face of the earth
fairyland is not entirely an impossi-
bility.
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Strict Utility.

JUST TIT UUCkSIW.
Children.
A dog or IA cat
Or II little red hem
II you tell them OF that
1t will make you of men
The loveliest quite
In the empire of youth.
Their eyes will shine bright.
And their tongues without ruth
story will claim
Whenever they see you.
And they'll give you a name
That, In faith. you Will rue.
For enough's not enough
In the mind of a child
And they'll clamor for stun
TIL your brain win go wild.