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The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
TOPICS OFTHE SEASON.

Farm Journal:
 By taking little time. soma wet day. to study the mechanism of tuu mower and binder and other farm ma chinery, you may save yourself the delay of sending to shop or 10 the factory for repairs or adjustments you might make yourself.
 Plant plenty of pumpkin seeds this year Not the great big oyergrown kind, but common, everyday field pumpkins They are fine for man and beast A few pie pumpkins will come in handy best for pie timber of any thing in the world.
 Dc not become discouraged because the tree insect pests are numerous and persistent, but keep on planting trees. Science will eventually come to our relief. Suppose we had all stopped planting potatoes when the Colorado beetle came to stay?
 If there is anything that makes life on the farm seem hard and full of aches and pains, it is trying to get along with dull tools Grind them. fel- low farmers It takes but a few min utes to sharpen the scythe, axe or other teol that you are to work with.
 When the mows are emptied sweep them thoroughly and let in all the air and sunlight possible. We have seen barns with ten-year-old dust-flled cob webs hanging from ridgepole and cross beam.
 If weeds begin to show themselves in the corn-field before the hills show, a weeder will help to subdue them and bring the corn ID faster too.
 Ii costs twenty-five cents to raise a bushel cf potatoes, and they seldom sell Cor less than fifty cents Doubling ones money is considered pretty prof itable business.
 If you don't look out. having will be here before you are ready. Fix up the tools now so that you will not haKt 10 stop to do it after having begins. Ready farmers are men after our own heart,
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
GEORGIA BRAND OF LOVE.
MT. Sanders Makes Declaration as to
 His Position.

"Gi' me the kind of love We have in Georgy. whar the gal knows shes got a lover ef she gits stick of red streaked candy by the hand Of mes senger-though I've know'd a stick of peppermint candy to break up a match, bekaze the feller didn't have sense enough to send a thrip wuth of lemon draps," Mr. Sanders concluded. T never see a feller in love but what I want to tell him for tJ keep his hands off'n the door knob. an never see a gal looking kinder sticky around the mouth but what wanter say: Good luck. honey, Come an buss your Uncle Billy, l wish em all well, an I'm allers glad when gal gifts a beau-loyer. It keeps the world a-moyin'. an helps civilization along. Hard work an a weak stomach has kept me out'n the rush, but thar aint lover in the wide world that kin run away from my blessin' Joel Chandler Harris, in Uncle Remus Magazine.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
IS YEARS OF SUFFERING.
Burning, Painful Sores on Legs Tortured Day and Nisht-Tried Many Remedies to No Avail
 Cured by Cuticura.

After an attack of rheumatism, running sores broke out on my hus- bands legs, from below the knees to the ankles There are no words to tell all the discomforts and great suf- fering he had to endure night and day. He used every kind of remedy and three physicians treated him, one after the other, without any good results whatever. One day 1 ordered some Cuticura Soap, Cutieura Ointment, and Cutieura Resolvent He began to use them and in three weeks all the sores were died up. The burning fire stopped. and the pains became bear able. After three months he was quite we'll I can prove this testimonial at any time Mrs. V. V. Albert, Upper Frenchville, Me, July 21, 1907"
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
90 BUSHELS 0F OATS
 ID TIE ACRE
WHAT mR. kAL TENBRUNNER HAS TO SAY ABCJT HIS GRAIN CROPS IN CENTRAL
 CANADA.

Writing from Regina. saskatehe. wan. Central Canada, AIr. A. kalten- brunner writes
 Some years ago I took uB a home stead for myself. and also one for my son. The half section which We own adjolns the Moose Jaw Creek; is c low, level and heavy land We put in 70 acres Of wheat In 'stHbble which went 20 bushels to the acre. and 39 acres Of summer failow, which went 9 bushels 10 the acre All the wheat we harvested this year Is No l Hard. That means the best wheat that can be raised on the earth. We did not sell any wheat yet. as We intend to keep one part for our own seed. and sell the other part 10 people who want first class seed. for there is no doubt if you SOW good wheat you will har. vest good wheat We also threshed 5000 bushels of first class cats cut 5f 160 acres. So acres has been fall blowing, which yielded 91 bushels per acre. and So acres stubble, which went 50 bushels to the acre. These cats are the best kind that can be raised. We have shipped three car loads of them. and got 5 cents per bushel clear. All our grain was cut in the last week of the month of August before any frost could touch it.
 Notwithstanding the fact that We have had a late spring. and that the weather conditions this year were very adverse and unfavorable, We will make more money out of our crop this year than last
 For myself l feel compelled to say that Western Canada crops cannot b7 Sheeked, even by unusual eonditions.'
 Information regarding free homo stead lands in Manitoba, Saskatcha wan and Alberta may be had on appli cation 10 any Canadian Government Agent, whose advertisement appears elsewhere He will give ynu informa ton as to best route and what t will cost you to reach these lands for pur. poses of inspection.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
OUT OF THE GINGER JAR.
Farm Jollrnal: {:

Farm Journal;
 Farmers are the most generous of men. After butchering they always give a hog a weigh
 Bob: "See that accident?9 Bill: What accident?" Bob: That cowslip on the lawn"
 Do not buy all the machinery for yourself remember your wife's bur, dens might be lessened also.
 Gan a lady manage this horse?" in quired the prospective buyer Well. yes" replied the dealer, "but really 1 wouldn't care to be the lady's bus. band
 This is the season when farmers are obliged to make everybody and everything hustle They even work the butter
 There are many men who, no matter how tined they are. seem 10 take a pleasure in going away down the road to meet t.olbla
 The lecturer began his remarks with: "Once there was a sensible woman when he was interrupted by a good mother on the back TOW. who retorted All women are sensible. though some doubtless have more sense than others Whereupon the lecturer revised his remarks
 It was Emerson that advised man to hitch his wagon 10 a star. but the as. tronomers have not advised Us wheth- cr the star wilI stand still long enough to ! ( htcAed
 Don't get too much wrapped up in some office you are not running for in this campaign lt might hurt the man who E running for it. He usu- ally has enough nf his own sins to answer fer witheet any of yours.
 The mi1dleman is all right in his place It is when he reaches oat and tries 10 overlap both ends that he be. comes offensive
 "0pror.auity. we are told. @knoeks ence at the door Of every man This is an admenitioa for Us not to gad about toe much. les; peradyenture We te absent from home when Opportun- itv knocks, and thus miss the golden chance l. 3s tho man right oa the spot hat wins cut
 The farmers wife has been given a good Ie9. ot adyiee as te h9v she may mahe pin-moHey. but she wants mora than ai3s She would like a few I45hoas ar3 spring bonnet to say roea.as # gloves and shoes and q few yaras Of els.ag and GImy lace How would it do for the husband to cut of his tobacco expenditures. and help out the good woman ill her strug gle for pin.money?
 If loayes Of bread grew on the trees
 And steaks sBfang from the ground 1T dishes would but wash themselves
 The three times daily round; If clothes were all self5laundered. too
 And beds were all self-made; And garments ready 10 the hand
 Hung tempting in the shade; There would not bs thing to do.-
 But, wou,1 net like that, would
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The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
NOT MEANT FOR THE ACTOR.
New Jersey Pest Responsible for EE-
 thusiastic Applause"

A certain theatrical troupe, after q dreary and unsuccessful tour, finally arrived in a small New Jersey town. That night, though there was no furor or general uprising of the audience, there was enough hand-clapping to arouse the troupe's dejeeted spirits. The leading man stepped to the foot lights after the first act and bowed profoundly. Still the elapping con tinued.
 When he went behind the scenes he saw an Irish stage hand laughing heartily. Well, what do you think of that?' asked the actor, throwing out his chest.
 What dye mean?" inquired the Irishman.
 Why, the hand-clapping out there," vas the reply.
 "Hand-clapping?
 "Yes," said the Thespian, they are giving me enough applause to show they appreciate me-
 ID ye call that applause?" inquired the old fellow "Whoi. thot's not ap- plause Thot,s the audience killin' mosquitoes. Every body's Magazine.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
lmnortant to Mothers.
Menu rhorouanly Varied.

James McNeiH Whistler once visited an artist in Paris who was not over burdened with this worlds goods. and was surprised at the sumptuous lunch provided On being asked how h. managed to live so well. his host re piled: T have a pet monkey. which let down from my window by a rope into that of my landlady. and trust tc Providence. Sometimes Jacko returns with loaf. sometimes with a ham His visits are fuil of surprises. One never knows what may appear"
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
FRIENDS HELP.
St. Paul Park Incident.

After drinking coffee for breakfast 1 always felt languid and dull, having no ambition to get To my morning duties Then in about an hour or so a weak. nervous derangement of the heart and stomach would come over me with such force I would frequently have to lie down.
 At other times I had severe head aches: stomach finally became af- feeted and digestion so impaired that I had serious chronic dyspepsia and constipation X lady. for many years State President of the W C. T. c.. told me she had been greatly benefited by quitting coffee and using Postum Food Coffee; she was troubled for years with asthma. She said it was no cross to quit coffee when she found she could have as delicious an article as Postum.
 Another lady who had been trou- bled with chronic dyspepsia for years. found immediate relief on eeasing cof. fee and beginning Postlm twice a day. She was wholly cured Still another friend told me that Postum Food Coffee was a Godsend to her, her heart trouble having been relieved after leaving off coffee and taking on Postum
 50 many such cases came to my notice that I concluded coffee was the cause of my trouble and l quit and took up Postum. I am more than pleased to say that my days of trouble have disappeared. I am well and happy" There's a Reason" Read .'The Road to Melville, in pkgs.
 Ever read the above letter? 4 ns~ one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of hamax interest.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
BUYING PAINT eLtNoLY.

Many pe-nle look upon paint buy ing as a lottery and so it is the way they do it. II is not necessarily so' however Pure White Lead and lin seed oil are the essential elements oi good paint. Adulterants in white lead can be easily found bH the use of a blowpipe Adulterations in linseed oii can he detected with fair degree oi certainty. See that these two elements are pure and properly pit on and the paint will stay put.
 National Lead Company, Wood bridge. Building. New York City VIII send a Blowpipe outfit and instruc tions for testing both white lead ahe linseed oil. on request.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
Revenoe Furious Appetite.

He who. from natural sweetness and facility of temper. should despise injuries received. would doubtless do a very great and very laudable thing but he who, provoked and nettled to the quick by an offense. should fortify himself with the arms of reason against the furious appetite of revenge. and, after a great conflict. master his own passion would doubt. less do a great deal Montaigne
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
The Details.

"The particulars-77
 Well. Capt Feebles was shot in the back originally, and went around with his back bent a good deal Ike an in- terrogation mark, until he got a port. ly slab of back pension. Then he strengthened up his hack until il was decidedly eoncaye iussad Of consider ably convex. dyed his whiskers q fighting black and set out in pursuit of a buXom widow, who, being a widow. knew exactly how to be caught while maintaining all the symptoms of eluding capture to the very best of her ability y'-Smart Set
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
sr.rr or OHIO. CITY OF rotEpo. :.

LUCAS COUTE.
 FR.YK | CHENEY makes oath that he is senior mariner of the firm of r. ]. CHENEY & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo. County aud state afaresaid and that said firm will pay the sam Of ONE HTNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use of HALLS CATARRu CURE. - - .,. sworn to before me and subscribed m my presence, ,his 6th day of December, A. b, lsS5. -
 A. W. GLEASON,
 sr4L NOTARY PUBLIC. UalI's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly on the hood and mucous surfaces ot the system. send for testinanials free o F J. CHENEY < CO.,, Toledo, O. Sod by all Druggists. 15c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

Judged bv the number of Union papers springing up all over the coun- try. there is no dearth of literary ambition among the brethren How will it be this fall when the prizes for best farm truck are distributed among the farmers?
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
Insect Chennists

Failing to bite sugar from several Jumps. some marked bees under ob- servation of Gaston Bonnier. French naturalist. flew away. returning In an hour or two with other workers, after first visiting a fountain. Settling on the sugar they were seen to pump va. ter from their crops. when they sucked up the syrup so formed.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
Perseverance, Essential,

There is a certain point of pro ficiency at which an acquisition begins to be of use, and unless we have the time and resolution necessary to reach that point our labor is as completely thrown away as that of mechanic who began to make an engine but never finished it.-P. G. Hamerton.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

Don't fall out with your neighbor because he has not even yet become a member of the Union. It may be that your local Is so slow about do- ing anything that he has been un. able to see the advantage to him of coming in
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

raise my hand above my head. The doctor held out no hope of my re- covery, and I had given up, but at last started using Doans Kidney Pills and made rapid gain. After three months use I was well and at work again"
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
A Redeemina Feature.

'It is pity that there are so many people who tell falsehoods
 Yes" answered Miss Cayenne, @baf think how much worse it would be if we had to accept all the gossip we hear as positively true. Washington Star.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
mt Finds the Spot"

The Oil We struck is thu Oil that has stuck while others have passed away. simply because it cures you. Pains. Aches, Bruises, Sprains, Cuts and Burns quicker than any other known remedy Hunts Lightning oil. It's fine for Ginger bites also.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
Necessities.

Knieker-Do you favor school of journalism in the universities2
 Bocker-There should be three; one on how to run papers, one on how to keep out of them and one oa how to get into them.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

A brother asks us the question whether or not it is proper to elect people to office in an organization who do not know what they have after they have produced it. We would say that it surely would be a good thing if the officials were posted on these matters.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

As soon as the cholera breaks ont among your chickens. cut off the heads of al affected fowls. burn their bod ies and get q new roosting and dust ing place for the balance or the flock This always cures the disease.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
It's Fine.

C.M. Johnson, Louisville, Ky, writes: "I have used your Hunts Cure a:i 1t is fine
 We have many similar letters. Hunts Cure is strictly guaranteed remedy for any variety of skin dis eases. It stops Itching instantaneously.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
EXTREE! EXTREE!

Si-Pop, the old red caow hez kicked the bucket,
 Hi-Je-rushlem. I wouldn't tuk so fer thet caow, Did she pass away in peace2
 Si-She passed away in pieces, yep, The old fule kicked thet bucket O stuff yeou go tew blow up stumps with,
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
Use Where Needed.

Starboarder-Im going to buy the landlady a bottle of hair resterer.
 Hallroom-Why she seems to have a good head of hair
 Starboarder-Oh. hers is all right I'm going to get her to use it on the es.-Philadelphia Record.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

invalid with kidney troubles. and often
 wished death might end my awful suffer ings. The secretions were thick with setIi- ment, my l l III b s swollen and my right
 side so nearly par alyzed I could not
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

You are too buse now to listen to the calamity h0wIer. The farmers that are of any account are all mak- ing their living at home, and the ca lamities are of no direct interest to them.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
rhrouoh struuole 70 Repose

Struggle and anguish have their place in every genuine life, but they are the stages through which il ad vanees to a strength which Is full Of repose.-Mabie
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

There is not Southern State that could not raise all the navy beans that all ef them use. yet there is not a Southern State which raises all the beans that 1t uses alone.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

Aliens Foot-Ease is q certain cure fc- hot. sweating, eallous. and swollen, achjna accept any substitute. Friai package FIR RTs1. Address Allen s. Olmsted. Le Roy, N. |.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

We daily cast over each other an influence for good or evil Let ns not be the occasion of misleading others by our silence when we ought to speak.-Newman.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

The time will have to come when all men will have the same right To a place on earth which nature so kindly gave al her children Land monopoly is the greatest curse the world has to contend with today.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

It ought tD Le q reasonable cause for throwing any member out who will raise monercl chickens. stock or crops. In fact, 10 good Union man will have m6nsTeIs of any sort.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

The best teacher of duties that still lie dim to us is the practice of those we see and have at hand -Geikie.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

You only have to show people that your Union is of benefit to you to induce them to become active mem. bers.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

What are yon doing about that pie nie you local is going 10 give right soon? Get you neigh5ors interested in L.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

The split log drag Is good every day in the year and it is particularly good today
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

Make yDur Union worthy 10 stand by and then through thick and thin stand by j.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

Better get mp some plan to keep the school going a litIe longer if pos sible
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

I put myself in the way of things happening and they happened.-Theo- dore Roosevelt
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

The man who plants pigs instead of cotton is the man with the long head.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
Life More Than Treadmili.

Life ought not to be a treadmin, and when it appears to be such there is something wrong.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

In education there is conservatism Of power. 3n gnien there fs strength.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
ALMOST 4 MIRACLE.
Raised Up When Science Said There
 Was No Hope.

G. ". L. Nesbitt, Depot Street, Marion. Ky, writes: T was a chronic
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

When Jealousy sets busy love takes a vaca lien.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

As fast as you pull up one plant fin the garden. plant another.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
Mrs. Winsiow.s snnthinc srrnn.

fI#3T0a teoTlInE, sOftena the V1fs sfiacos in HdIitAtU UH, a.iays pain, cures wind cole a bottle
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
It Cures While You Walk.

The only way to get rid of your pas, is to get a future out Of it.-Broeks.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
GARFIELD piCestive Tablets.

From your druggist, or the Garfield Tea Go, Brooklyn, N. Y. 25c per bottle.
 If a man has enough push he'll man age to pull through.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07

Some people are aiways looking for ap excuse to make all excuse.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
Hicks capudne Cures Nervousness

Whether tired ont, worried. sleepless CT what not. II qaiets and refresh-s brain and nerves It's liquid and pleasant to take. Trial bottle l0c-regular s.ze -5c and 50c at druggists.
The Monticellonian., 1908-05-07
FARMERS EDUCATIONAL
 AND
 OPERATIVE UNION - or AMERICA

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