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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

Every wise woman makes her own
toilet Dean, and under no eelsidera-
tion will she keep cream longer than
six weeks"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

Hse,ss>. DR.. Bancroft, Eye and Nose specialist
E2sS-c<> OF Salem will b. at the Waucomo
SeS- Hotel until Saturday noon, April 4th.
Cons llt tatiOn Free
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

L0ST-Two Halters and Black Snake
Whip. II found leave at Jaekson's store. G.
a. hoss' a-2S a
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Guuh Riurr 8lartrr

Issued Every Thursday by
ARTHUR ID. MOE. Publisher.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

For Sale-Jersey heifer with 3-weeks old calf
by side. Heifer nearly thoroughbred, fat her
is a registered and mother a q Jersey Ify you
desire good young Jersey COW il Will pay
you well to see this one. A. Ostrander, route
2, No. 20l1a. ale
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

FOR SALE-15,0O0 or 10000 strawberry slips
.lso few Rhode Island Red Eggs, A. Butts
a23
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

FOR SALE-First class Cedar Posts, de.
livered. G. C. Walton, M. Hood p. o. a.23
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

For Sale-Two fresh cows, one Jersey and
one Durham and Jersey. Bruno Franz. alG
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

NAOHARA & NINOMIYA STORE-Japan.
ese groceries, cigars and tobacco. Employ ers
please notify for japanese farm hands, r. o.
box 554. Hood River, Oregon. uug20
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
MISCELLANEOUS.

For Sale--Plymouth Rock eggs from the
very best strains in America. Bradley Bros
mated up with three roosters of the very Tin
est birds that can be got, so that no expense
has been spared SO that we can produce the
stock that will give satisfaction or your mon
ey refunded. You are invited to inspect the
yards. Mrs. f. BrayfOrd, Rockford Poultry
Yards, Hood River, o e. mI9
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

For Sale-One new side hill ten inch pl,w,
price $40. David Upton phone l43-M. al6
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

FOR SALE-Light double work Harness in
good order $1,000 C. C. Walton, Mt. Hood.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

FOR SALE-Pure blood Brown Legho!n
Eggs for setting, from best laying strans. On
East side. Both phones. j. l.. Carter. a23
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

FOR SALE-Our 80 in. Cooper Wagon. n.
Track, Double Bed and Spring Seat. Transfer
Company. u.0S
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
uERE,s A SCHEME.

Plans for reforming the language are always on tap. So many people recognize the incongruities. the inn perfections and the various objection ble features of our English that it is no wonder that so many attempts at reform are made. This is day when people want to go at things in the most direct way. and all know that our language as written is fearfully faulty. Some of the alleged reforms. 1t Is true, would leave it worse than 1t is. to our way of looking at the matter, but possibly in course of time something good may come of experi- ence and experimentation.
 One of the latest propositions is to do away with written and printed language entirely. To bring this about we are told that "Dr. Marago of Paris Is photographing the human voice. and with a powerful magnify ing glass he is able to reveal the re- cords of a person talking. It is the belief of certain scientists that these voice photographs eventually will take the place of writing and alphaoets all together. stenography, too. would be abolished Instead of writing letter the sender would talk into the mfero- phone. pull out the strip of zlgzaRs when through and post it. Forgery would be out of the question. for 1t Is absolutely impossible to deceive the electric needle. which faithfully re- cords every shade of tone. For books and newspapers the idea is to have conventional imitation of zigzags of the various vowels and consonants In the form of type. which will be set in lines like ordinary printed matter. Telephone conversations would be as binding as a written contract today"
 Now. there's some reforming to think about No more writing copy for the printer; no more banging at the type writer or the linotype; no more cuss- ing the proof-readers. no more any thing like 1t now is. All you will have to do will be to spout your own brand of zigzags into the machine, haul out the result and hand it over to your Uncle Samuel to be delivered. If the fly-tracks that's his misfortune. Let
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
FRIDAY. APRIL a4, 1908.
THAT NEW WORD.

The Charlotte Observer discusses somewhat extensively. and also some what eonceitedIy. the new word. gar Fallops." and goes back to trace it's origin and family history. winding up with this:
 Thus we find this supposed new ex- pression to possess a legitimate an- sestry going back at least fifty years tnd probably much further. If the stymoiogy is not good. so much the worse for the etymology. Fifty years hf history and recognition by such Authorities as Harper's Weekly and The Times (not to mention The Ob- berwer), would secure entrance to the most exclusive circles of the Anglo American language for words far less Significant. Has not this generation seen slang term after slang term ad- mitted after only a few years proba- language is to express thought. and all living languages are characterized by the unceasing growth of their vocabufaries as the world gathers new unique merits of strict academic Eng iish. but even this is far from station ary. Where language is really alive with the life of the people-and An felt want will be left unsupplied be- cause of etymological scrupIes. Gar rallops." born of "garrulous'' and gal lops." goes back to sanskirt. on both sides of the family; and. with such a genealogy and its own fairly ripe age, taken together 1t ought to satisfy the most exacting requirements of lin- guistic good society. But let not -plausant.' similarly related to 'plauR- ible" and pleasant" be overlooked We have brought this equally merit orious word into notice and feel re- sponsible for it. "Garralops" and "plausant'-if the next dictionary maker passes these by. let him be anathema.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
HON. EMMETT o,NEAL.

The people of Alabama will learn with great pleasure that Hon. Emmet o'Neal. of Florence is a candidate for Democratic nomination as elector at large. The statement in yesterdays o'seaI. of Florence. is a candidate for delegate to the national convention jWas mistake. and we trust that this correction will at once attract the att tention of the press of the State.
 MT. o'Neal is a gentleman of splen- did ability and can uphold the princi- pies and policies of the Democratic party at any and all times in a most convincing and eloquent manner. The position of elector at large is a highly honorable one. and it could not be con- ferred upon any one in this State more worthy of it. We hope another, equal ly strong in point of ability and char acter will announce. as we are to choose two electors at large.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Our Own Money.

Birmingham Ledger.
 Because Alabama is going to have good roads. she has no idea of cut ing off one penny from her schools. This state is going to have schools and roads no matter what politician may stand in the way. The people who pay the taxes have right to their schools and roads, These are not gifts from any politician. or of flee holder from any politician or of to the people who pay 1t in. The peo- pie own the money in the state treas ury and they elect the office holders to do with 1t as the people wish. No office holder gives us our schools and no office holder will give us our roads. The office holder is our agent to dis purse our money as we please. not as they please
 We are giving ourselves our schools out of money and we are going No give ourselves good roads out of our money and we will laugh at any pol itician who tells us we shall not nave both We are going to have both. We are going to get both out of our tax money in our own treasury.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
AN AGE OF PROGRESS
in Medicine as Well as in Art
 and Science. ... .s


 This Is an age of progress in the world of medicine as we'll as in arts and science. This is demon strated by the remarkable discovery after years of research by TWO emt- nent French chemists. of the process by which the curative. medical eIe- ments of the Gods Liver. may be sep arated from the oil thus getting rid of that nauseating part of this valu- able remedy.
 In Vinol modern science has given to the world a most delicious cod liver preparation without oil made by a scientific. extractive and concentrat- ing process from the fresh cods' flyers, combining with peptanate- -of-iron all clements of cod liver oil, but no oil.
 As body builder and strength creator for old people, delicate chiI- dren, weak rundown persons, after sickness. and for Chronic Coughs. Colds, Bronchitis, and all throat and lung troubles. Vinol is unexcelled
 No one wants, an old-fashioned cod liver oil preparation or emulsion after once tasting delicious ,Xinol.
 Try 1t on our guarantee to return your money if 1t fails to give saticfac- tion. E. c. Fowler, Druggist. Mont EornerY. Ala -
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

hut our town has steadily grown for- ward all the time. And there seems to be no let up. Backed as we are. by the finest and best set Of farm- ers in the South. nothing else can os expected.
 An Easy Prorosities. Birmingham News
 Mercer College debaters had an easy ject: @ Resolved. That the Tendency To ward the Capitalization of Power In the Federal Government is for the Best Interest of the Public. Any average American school boy can prove the evils of the Republican plan of ini- perialism.
 To Raise Pheasants. Jasper Eagle.
 ceipt of four beautiful pheasants, one male and three females. Messrs J. M. Cranford and l.. 0. Herrold have also recently received number of these public spirited and patriotic gentlemen to stock Walker County with these de- sirable game birds. and If the game law is enforced, 1t will not be many tiful in our county as partridges are now.
 Perry's old Man.
 MT. Eiam Parish, ST.. possibly tho oldest citizen in the county, celebrated his s7th birthday on the f1th instant Mir Parish was principally rearco where he now lives and is really tne lone oak now standing as a memory or the early history of this section: MT Parish had enjoyed good health throughout his long life until he sus- tained a fall about two years ago. since which time he has been an invai- i'd. He attributes his long life to the temperate and moderate life he mas lived.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
This Date tia History

1s52-Council of Trent prorogued.
 l704-First issue of The Boston Newsletter, the first American news paper.
 iT07-Allied English, Dutch and Portuguese forces defeated by the French and Spanish at battle or AL manga.
 1764-Thomas A. Emmet, elder brother of Robert Emmet, and himself a noted Irish patriot, born in Cork. Died in exile in New York, November IA, 1927.
 .i7gI-BenJamin Harrison, one of the sfgners of the American Declaration or Independence, died. Born in Virginia in 1726.
 ls15-Anthony Trollope. novelist. born. Died December 6. 1882.
 lS6s--United States government com cluded treaty of peace with the Sioux Indians. rsS " v
 Isss-Spain declared state of war existing with the United States.
 1s99-Richard !. 0glesby. ex-Gov- ernor of Illinois. died. Born 1s24.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

him employ an expert and get what sense out of 1t he may. Secrecy and privacy will be inviolate. if we get the hang of the business. for no ons but the receiver can know what Is sent. Possibly he will not. but he must learn.t It promises to be bully scheme and we hope the learned doo- tor will send us a few zigzags as soon as he gets them matched out, If we can't interpret them we'll make a strenuous effort at it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Thi. Is My Sand Birthday
Gardner 0. Anthony.


 Gardner Chace Anthony, a noted en- gineering expert and dean of the En- Rineering School of Tufts College, was He received his education in Brown University and Tufts College. For number, of years after his graduation he was connected in an advisory ca pacity with several of the. great loco- motive, steam engine and other, en- gineering works in his native city; In 1885 he became director of the mechafi. i. School of Design, and two years later he founded the Rhode Island Techni- cal Ora wing School. In 1893. he went to Tufts College and since 1898 he has been dea nof the Department of En- gineering of that instituiton. MT. An fhonu is recognized as one Of the fore most of American authorities on the science of engineering and Is the 9u. have been accepted as text books in leading techincal schools.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Pity.

The chaplain of a large private asylum asked a brother clergyman to preach to the inmates on a Sunday during his absence. Before going away he said: Preach your best, for, though insane on some points, they are very intelligent" So he talked to them of India, and of heather mothers who threw their dear little babies into the sacred River Ganges as offerings to their false gods. Tears streamed down the face of one listener. evidently deeply affected. When asked by the preacher afterward what part of the sermon had touched his heart with grief, the lunatic replied: T was think ing 1t was a pity your mother didn't throw you into the Ganges."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Countess Gladys Had Adventur.

vienna, April 23-Count Laszlo Szechenyi and the Countess, formerly MISS Gladys Vanderbilt, had a dis. agreeable adventure on Easter sundav which fortunately had no serious re- suits. They were boating on the Rty- CT Laboreza when their boat capsized and the couple were thrown into the water and. weer forced to swim d distance to reach shore. A friend re- siding near the scene of the accident supplied them with dry clothing. Neithe rthe count nor the countess sui. fered any i'll effects
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

It is pleasant to be informed. as we are by a well posted contemporary that there is to be no war with Vene- zueIa. It was feared that the Presi- dent, as soon as he could get this un- satisfactory Congress off his hands. would proceed to discipline those naughty venezuelans and thus find an excuse for adding to the army list and pay roll. Let us have peace.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Memorial for Carlon.

Lisbon, April. 13-A memorial serv- Ice for the late King Carlos and the Crown Prince of Portugal, who were assassinated in February last will be held April 25 at Jerenomos Convent, and will be attended by King Manuel and Dowager Queen Amelie. This will be the Kings first appearance on the streets and the greatest precautions have been taken for his safety. Troops will line the route followed by his ajesty to and from the convent
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Robbed of $500 fin Elevator.

San Francisco. April 23.-One of the bold est and most successful thefts perpetrated in this city lately enaeted-yesterday when John E. Pitts of Cincinnati livede of $500. all currency while ascending in an elevator in the Monodank Building. The elevator was crowded but there had been no suspicious incident to-wsrn him of the danger. The police are at work on the case without the slightest clue.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
The DucIkinx Stool.

The pretty Kentish village of Ford wych, near Canterburg. is in danger of losing its ducking stool, for which large price has been offered by a transatlantic millionaire. This is one of the very few remaining examples left in England of the instrument formerly designed for the reformation of scolding or otherwise unsatisfactory wives. This distinction, of course[ is shared with the now similarly rare scold's bridle. It is said, by the way. that the ducking stool at Fordwych was even used in the punichment of so-called witches, after the barbarous fashion of those times.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
RabIer MaIxea DeuisI.

Paris. April 23-M. Fernand Rabier, Vice President of the Chamber of Dep uties whose name has been dragged into the alleged Rochette scandal as an official protector of the swindlers, denies en1phatically any complicity in the case. and threatens to institute a suit for libel against those responsible for the accusation.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Regrnr,a PhiInnnnhr-

"Everythlng has It's cause, if we can but find it." said J. Mckee Borden. Secretary of the Department of Chari- ties, at banquet in New York. once. in miserable slum. heard two little girl beggars talking. Why is it. said the first, that the poor is alIus more willin' to help us than the rich , The second answered promptly and bit- terly: Then wot don't mind Eivin' is the ones wot stays poor"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

The doubt as to whether Helle and Anna are married is not compliment ary to the news gatherers of the coun- try. Why don't they get busy and find out?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

The headline. Negro woman used q razor" didn't mean that she had gone into the barbering business. She was only doing a little carving.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Satisfied With the Price.

Athens Democrat.
 The editor of this paper has fellow feeling for those worthy gentlemen who will be compelled to put up in order to have their names placed on the county ticket as he has just bid den farewell to a fifty dollar note in order to have his name placed on the State ticket as a candidate for dele gate to the Denver convention. How ever, that is a small price to pay for as undoubtedly the delegates from Ala bama will be instructed to do so at the May primary.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
swoRN CrncuIArroN.

The Montgomery Advertiser guarantees It's advertisers (and makes it . part of the contract when reduested) that it's daily cir circulation is larger than that of any morn ing newspaper printed in Alabama--ano that it's Sunday edition has the largest cir- ruiation of any edition of any newspaper printed in Alabama without exception. resent the actual net circulation. all re- turns having been deducted.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Warmers Speech Continued.

Washington. April 23.-Senator War ner today announced that he would not continue his remarks on the Browns vile affair until next Monday,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

No dentifricelike SOZODONT. Whya Because its mission as an Alkaline Antiseptic Liquid Denti- frice is to permeate the gums and mouth and penetrate the minutest +creviees of the teeth. neutralizing and removing mouth acids. anti septicising and cleansing the entire tooth structure.
 Its fragrance is delicious and lasting.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Old Time Taste and Architecture. Huntsville Tribune

All strangers are impressed with the scenic beauty of Huntsville particular ern landscape gardener can improve our old fashioned gardens. or architect add anything to the classic propor- tions of the old homes. A few Of these still remain, as reminders to the younger generation of the high regard our ancestors paid to the beautifying of the home, and making it the center of attraction for young, as we'll as old.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Shoud Be Missionaries for Good.

Birmingham Ledger.
 Every teacher should be a mission ary for good He should teach the pupils that good school good roads, good government. are essentials. He should not teach that nothing else but schools should be developed for fear the sch hools might not get enough money. That is too narrow for Ala bama. A teacher that barrow Is hard ly fit to lead the minds of Alabahia's s Vouth
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Use and Worth of q Wife.

NuIINaH UenOCr1t.
 this editor. Mrs. Rosson, the associate editor, has beep in active charge of The Cullman Democrat, and our friends say there has been notable improve ment in the paper. We are sure there has been a distinct improvement in the finances of the paper, and, while we do mot think that there was any guilty to the humorous charge of our friends that our wife is supporting us She has paid all the family expenses. including the cost of maintaining two girls at school. supported us fin as good style as we have been accus- toned to live and has placed several hundred dollars in the bank. re- cord of this kind is mighty strong argument in favor of woman in business and forcibly emphasizes her right to vote.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Dou,t Roh Inc CaudIdatea,

GuntersvIlle Democrat.
 We agree with The Prattville Pro- gross and other papers who oppose "holding up a man because he hap pens to be a candidate. It Is taking an advantage of his position to ask for loans, handouts and bonuses, at a time when 1t requires every dollar he can muster to meet necessary and unavoidable expenses. Don't rob the candidates
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
A Grnminr Time.

Hartford Times Herald.
 New buildings and Improvements on old ones. are to be seen on almost any street in town now. Surely. we arc destined to become a great city We have never bed mush room growth.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Making Converts.

Selma Journal.
 We do not agree with Captain Hob but there can be no doubt that he Is making converts rapidly. It would not be surprising If he should get the majority of the people on his side heard many thoughtful men admit that his speeches and presentations of facts had converted them to com plete agreement with his conclusions.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
A Sure Sign of a Coarse Man.

Prattville Progress.
 If there is any one thing more thar another that betrays a mans coarse ness, it is to give utterance to blood curdling oaths on the street. regard less of who may be in hearing. Ye' there are men who seem to be unable to carry on a conversation for hvC minutes without thus exposing theil lack of refinement. -sf-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
How to Get Permanent Roads.

Gadsden Times News.
 Other plans may be tried as they have been in other counties, but the fact remains that the only permanent roads in North Alabama today have been built by means of the issue oi county bonds. Thus the question stands at present and 1t looks now like a question of vote for road bonds or vote out the rural mail service.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24
Was Unexpected. MohiIa Ra~tsfar

Tn spite of MT Bryan's dictun, that every Democrat has the right to think for himself, he was somewhat disap- pointed that the Michigan executive committee did its own thinking and re- fused to endorse his candidacy. He is said to have asked: "Who are the men who voted in the committee against the resolution of endorsement?"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

The Atlanta constitution : has an editorial. on The April Full Moon. :" There is no legislation preventing the would seem.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

It is said that al Eskimo frequent ly, eats as much as twenty pounds of meat per day. Not in a boarding houee hoWever.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

. And now the ice-cream soda has been introduced in Japan Wet never
 thought 1t of the esteemed Japs.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

Oh, yes-a woman may have only one, tooth in her head and then indulge in the most biting sarcasm.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

Sylacauga Advance.
 The fact that nearly one thousan teachers and educators attended tn State Educational Association in Mont gomery' demonstrates that the peopl of Alabama. are awakening along edu cational lines and that Alabama vii not remain so near the bottom in tn scale of illiteracy.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-24

doesn't wear a merry-widow.
 For down right pity and disgust watch woman haul out and look af her last spring hat.