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Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-01

A good many people get mad when
you tell them they've got dyspepsia,
but way down deep in their stomachs
they know they've got it.
"I'd love to eat it, but l can't" is one
kind of dyspepsia.
'I hate to think of it," is another
kind. There are thousands of people
today who hate their meals, and love
them at the same time. They haven't
that fine empty-hungry eat-everything-
insight kind of feeling which goes
with every good, strong, healthy stom-
ach. That's because they have dys-
pepsia. And then there are others
whose mouths don't water at meal
time or at any other time. They cit
at the table and go through the mo-
tions, only because it's time to eat.
These people, too, are dyspeptics.
Every possible kind of stomach
trouble can be cured by taking some
thing which will just take right hold
of all the food in your stomach and
digest it alone without the help of the
stomach, and let the stomach take
rest
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets do this
very thing. They are composed of the
best digestive known to science, and
are absolutely safe. One ingredient
alone of one of these tablets will digest
5000 grains of food These tablets do
exactly the work that a good, strong,
healthy stomach does.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets cure all
cases of dyspepsia indigestion, burning
or irritation, loss of APPETITE bloat,
brash, belching, aversion to food, fer
mentation and gas on the stomach.
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets will make
you feel good" before and after each
meal, and make your stomach strong
and healthy again. They will make
you happy.
Send us your name and address today
and we will at once send you by mail a
sample package free. Address F. A.
Stuart Co, $50 Stuart Bldg, Marshall,
Mich.
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets are sold
at every drug store for SOC box.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-01
LOSES
SUIT AGAINST HANCE|
SUPREME COURT SETTLES CASE
INVOLVING PROSECUTORS
Opinion Is concurred In by Entire
Court Excepting Justice Shaw,
Who Disqualified
Himself

AS anticipated by the city attorneys
office the state supreme court yesterday
rendered a decision in the case of Ed
ward j. Fleming, prosecuting attorney
of Los Angeles against c. H. Hance,
city treasurer. to compel the payment
of the formers salary.
The district court of appeals granted
a peremptory writ of mandate, and the
matter was appealed to the supreme
court, which yesterday denied the writ
and dismissed the case.
The opinion was written by Justice
Sloss and was concuFred In by the en-
tire court, with the exception of JUS
tice Shaw, who did not participate in
the hearing, as he believed himself to
be disqualified.
This decision vests in the city attor-
ney, rather than in the district attor-
ney, the power of appointment of the
police court prosecutors, and serves to
prevent the present incumbents from
collecting their salaries.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-01

Mrs. A. Lively, 91o East Thirty-second
street; Mrs. o. B. backyard, 26o3 Penn
avenue; Mrs. M. Galliger, Needles, CAL; C.
M Thurman, 842 South Broadway; A. F.
Carlow, helpless cripple, Provo, Utah;
Daniel O'Brien, deafness, 913 Euclid av-
enue, Salt Lake City.
New Show at Peoples Theater
This Week
An entire change of program at the Peo-
ple's theater on Main street, between Fifth
and Sixth streets, is made every Monday
evening. Today matinee at 2:45; evening
performance at sharp. Sunday prices 10
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-01
They Can't Help It

Bill-Swimmers are the hardest peo-
pie to suit.
Jill-How so?
"Why, you'll find them kicking if
the water is warm and kicking If the
water is cold "-Yonkers Statesman.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-01

the offices at once.
Following are a few Of
those who have been bene-
fitted and cured by the treat
ments of the European Ex-
perts:
Tumors Removed With
out Operation
Mrs. Jack Rowell, So3 Cen
tral avenue; l.. c. Clark, GIL
Glover street.
Cancer Removed With
out Operation
S. Brock, Calexico, Cal; e.
H. Williams, Layton, Utah.
Gall Stones Removed
Without Operation
Vivian Edwards, corner
Fourth street and Towne
avenue; Richard McCarren.
61S South Hope street; Mrs.
Louis Renaud. 106 East Peo-
ria street, Pasadena; Mrs. M.
J. Bremner. San Gabriel,
Cal; Miss Retta Huntsman,
Provo, Utah.
Catarrh, Kidney, Stomach
Troubles
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-01
Military Euehre Enjoyed

Guests of the Green enjoyed the mil
itary euchre party given in the roman
esque room last Monday evening. Miss
Greenwood distributed the flags which
were fought for by the contestants
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-01
Hungry as a Bear and
Can't Eat
If Nhen MeaItime Comes, YOu Suffer
from a Yes-Not Kind of Hunger,
You're a DySpeptic

How to Cure All stomach Troubles
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-01

cal or dental departments. Fer-Don's rep
utation here and elsewhere is without a
stain; reputation built up by honest deal
ings and by the honest dealings of doctors
and dentists connected with him. These
doctors and dentists are positively the only
ones possessing the secrets by which thou
sands are being cured, and all others claim
ing to have these secrets, and claiming to
be able to remove tumors, cancers and gall
stones without the use of knife by the
European Experts methods are seeking to
deceive the public and cannot do as they
promise. ~
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-01

one feature of the "Idear' Cooker which is
appreciated by housekeeper is the famous
whstle-it calls you from any part of the house
when the in the copper tank needs replenish-
ing All the ''Ideal asks OF you is that you leave
IL alone to do work. will time,
trouble. money and you Infinitely better
cooking.
50 eOO--one every purpose
Mrs T. B. Wheelock. the famous cooking expert
from wanamakers philadelphia store is demon
strating the "Idear' day at establishment
Attend tomorrows lecture.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-01

Keen Kutter" Lawn Mowers priced at 81
and upwards according TO the style and size.
Every part is mechanically - assuring
minimum and of running. Positively the
highest grade mower on the market.
Now the time get the lawn-the
rains have put the in splendid condition
for cutting Don't make the mistake of buying
cheap mower--buy Keen Kutter" it will last you
many without repair and win do your
work thoroughly and quickly. Come and
line OF Keen Kutter" Lawn Mowers
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
HOW DO THEY GET INT
Physiological Problem That Nora
Could Not Solve.

A Philadelphia physician tells Of an
amusing conversation between two
Irish girls In domestic service who,
while on the board walk at Atlantic
City one day not long ago, were ex-
changing views as to their various
physical ailments.
Its a sthrange thing, amt It,
Norah," asked one Of the girls, chow
nanny new koinds of diseases people
get these days. Only this mor-rnin' !
were readin' an advertisement of a
new midicine. It said 1t were wonder
rful for a sluggish liver"
"Gwan!" exclaimed the other girl,
scornfully. Liver trouble ant no
new disase Me own grandfather was
havin' liver trouble whin | were not
more'n tin years old"
Maybe was the laconic response.
But" added Norah, what l want to
know is: how do thin slugs get inside
the liver, Observation-Disclosures Sun.
day Magazine.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Macaronl Wheat.

Salzer's strain of Macaroni or Kubanka
wheat is absolutely pure and is from seed
obtained from the Department of Agri.
culture. Our strain is Dakota grown
which laughs at droughts and elements
and positively mocks black rust that ter
rible scorch and would be ashamed OF
itself if it did not return from 40 to 80 bu.
of the finest wheat the sun shines on per
acre in good ILL.,, Ia, Mich, Wis, Ohio,
Penn, Mo-, Neb., Kan, and other lands,
and 40 to 60 bu. per acre in arid lands. No
rust, no insects, no failure.
JUST SEND 10c AND THIS NOTICE
to tie John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis, and they will send you the
most original seed book published, to.
gether with free samples of farm seeds
such as Macaroni Wheat, Billion Dollar
Grass, Victoria Rape, Sainfoin, the dry
soil luxuriator, Bromus Inermis, the des-
ert grassifer, Emperor William Oats, more
original than the Emperor himself, etc.,
etc., etc
And if you send lac they will mail in
addition a package of farm seed never be-
fore seen by YOU John A. Salzer Seed Co.,
La Crosse, Wis. X. & w.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
IMMIGRATION FROM
SOUTH EXPECTED
Y. s. FARMERS ARE RECOGNIZING
SPLENDID OPPORTUNITIES
OFFERED BY WESTERN
CANADA.

st. Paul, Mimi, Feb. 9, 190S.-Pres.
ent indications are that the Canadian
Northwest will draw an exceptionally
heavy movement of new settlers from
the United States this year. 1t should
surpass the banner record for 1907.
This Is not only based on the fact
that the Americans have come to
realize generally that the Canadian
Northwest offers splendid opportuni-
ties, but also because the railroads
have awakened to the fact and are
offering rates to the Canadian North
west which are exceptionally favor.
able.
The lines which lead to st. Paul
from the east and south are offering
homeseekers' rates to the Canadian
Northwest this year which are on
parity with those in existence to the
southwest for couple of seasons.
These rates can be obtained from
any agent Of the Canadian govern
ment, who will be pleased to give all
information possible regarding those
districts which offer the greatest in
ducements to settlers. The weather
throughout Western Canada has been
remarkably good this year. A tele-
gram from the winter wheat belt of
Southern Alberta dated at Cardston,
Alberta, January 10th, says:
This winter up to January rs was
nothing short Of marvel, in fact, it
was the finest anyone can remember
for twenty-five years though there
have been others nearly as good. The
days were fine, sunny and warm with
light frosts at night. Overcoats and
gloves, ETC., were discarded by most
people. in the day time. There was
SO little frost in the ground that post
holes could be dug without any trouble
after the first inch was broken
through. Winter wheat remained
fresh and green although there has
been no snow since the September
storm. If there is an early spring,
winter wheat should gain a great
start"
Amongst the reports of the yield
Of last year the following extracts are
taken:
H. Howe, of Magrath, Alta, writ
ing on November, 1907, says: Il have
70 acres in crop, so acres of wheat and
seven acres of oats. My average yield
of oats was 35 bushels to the acre,
and of wheat As bushels. The value
to me was S35 per acre"
J. F. Haycock, of Magrath, writes
in November: 81 had 65 acres in win
ter wheat, which went 60 bushels to
the acre. oats averaged so bushels. l
also had IL tons of hay worth $40
per ton. l got 600 bushels of pota-
toes from. three acres of land; l got
eight tons per acre from five acres of
sugar beet"
]. F. Bradshaw, of Magrath, had
1,030 acres of winter wheat last year
which averaged 1914 bushels to the
acre. The value of his farm products
per acre was: Wheat, $3.50, oats,
$11.20 and barley, $25.15.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Rather Neatly Put.

A Baltimore man had until recently
q darby in his employ-about as shift
less and worthless darby, says he, as
ever he came across. One day the
employer, his patience exhausted,
called Sam into his office and told him
to look for another job. Twill you give
me letter of recommendation ?" asked
Sam, piteously. Although he felt that
he could not conscientiously comply
with this request, the Baltimore mans
heart was touched by the appeal. So
he sat down to his desk to write a
non-committal letter of character for
the negro. His effort resulted as fol-
lows: "This man, Sam Harkins, has
worked for me one week, and l am
satisfied"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Power of Deceivinu.

There is a Brooklyn woman who
possesses a servant who is a model in
all respects save one-in that she is
none too truthful.
Lately the mistress has been using
all her eloquence to make Nora see
the error of her deceitfulness. But at
last she had to own herself beaten
when Nora, with a beaming Irish
smile, turned and in a most cajoling
tone said:
Sure, now; mum, an wot de We
suppose the power of desavin' was
given us fer"-Illustrated Sunday
Magazine.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
A cruesome Discovery.

Chicago, Feb. 25-The arm of man
was Monday found wedged between
the trucks Of mail car on the Santa
Fe railroad when 1t arrived in this
city. The car was part of mail train
No. s, which left Kansas City Sunday
night It is believed the man was
killed at some point outside Chicago,
while stealing a ride on the trucks. +.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
~ wv '7F''''7 - . 2 = - -ars
Meat of the Cocoanut.

your honor" said the lawyer, Il
ask the dismissal of my client on the
ground that the warrant fails to state
that he hit Bill Jones with malicious
intent"
This court" replied the country
Justice, faint graduate Of none of
your technical schools. ! don't care
what he hit Bill with. The pint is,
did he hit him? Proceed"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Sees America a Heaven

Prof. w. B. Elkin of the University
Of Missouri believes that America will
be veritable heaven on earth within
100 years, and he goes on to tell why
in an article which he has written for
the American Journal of Sociology.
Among other things which will be a
feature of the millennium he pictures
is reformed press. Newspapers, he
says, will be printed and edited by
the colleges.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
FINE RECIPE FOR COLDS.

Mix two ounces of glycerine with
one half pint of good whiskey and one
half ounce of Concentrated Oil of Pine.
This latter is product of the Globe
Pharmaceutical Co. of Dayton, Ohio,
and comes in one half ounce walls and
packed in tin screw top cases. Any
druggist should have it. This simple
mixture is to be used in doses of a
teaspoonful to tablespoonful four
times day. The bottle should be
we'll shaken each time.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Action Of Animal Charcoal.

Why animal charcoal removes the
color from colored liquids while wood
charcoal has no effect has not been un-
derstood A European chemist now
finds that the action of the former is
due to the presence of five and seven
per cent. of nitrogen.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

Say, Mag" said Name, q don't see
how you got so stuck on him. He
amt good-looking nor nothin'."
Il know he amt" replied the love-
lorn Maggie, but didn't yer never no.
tice wat a lot O gold he's got in his
teeth?"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

Doan's Kidney Pills to persons suffer-
ing from kidney disorders, backache,
etc. 1t is the best remedy | have
ever known and l will gladly answer
any questions about it."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
ANY IL Year Old Girl

Can make those delicious Lemon, Choco-
late and Custard pies as well as the more
experienced cook If she uses "OUR-PIE"
preparation, which is now sold by nearly
al grocers at 10 cents per package. Just
the proper ingredients in each package.
Put up by D-Zerta Co., Rochester, NY"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

ney and bladder ills.
Judge Wills knows
the value Of Doan's
Kidney Pills an d
will answer the ques-
lions Of any sufferer
who writes to him.
The Judge says: II
ia k Q pleasure in
r q com m e n d in q
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

Why not the Natural laxative, Garfield
Tea? It's Pure, Mild and Potent. Made
of Herbs. Write for samples. Garfield Tea
Co.. Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
POLICE JUDGE WILLS.
viii Gladly Answer the Questions Of
any Inquirer.

1t is a generous offer that Police
Judge j. H. Wills, Of Cloyerport, KY,
makes to sufferers from backache, kid
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

If you ISL beautiful, clear white clothes
use, Red Cross Ball Blue. Large OF.
package, cents.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

Many a man has been saved from
foolishness by having reputation to
live up to.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
TOO MUCH.

Eddie-I don't mind so much dat I
quit smokin' cause you asst me ter, but
ter be refused after I'd gone an
washed me handsome face fer week
straight-well, honest, l didn't think it
of yer,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

1t Is up to the dental student to take
drawing lessons.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

Try to get rich quick to-day, then
hunt job tomorrow.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADEDs
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again. Large 2 OF. package, 5 cents
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

OF course men are not vain, but just
tell man of so that he doesn't look
a day over 30 and watch the effect.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

About the only law recognized by
love is the mother-in-law.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

You will be surprised to find how
much good there is in the world If
you'll sit up and take notice.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

There is nothing i'll said that Is not
iii taken.-German
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
ONLY ONE "BROMO oUININE"

That is LAXATIVE BROMo QUiNINE. Look for
tho signature of II. w. GROVE. Used the World
over TO Cure Cold In One Day. Csc.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums reduces In
hammatlon alays pain. cures wind collie 25c bottle
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

WONDERFUL Oregon Evergreen blackberry
vvenormous bearer July 10 November. BcasOn'3
growth 30 feet Write Evergreen Berry saem 0rssos
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
OVER NINE MILLION 5000, OOO
SOLD THIS YEAR,

Sales Lewis Single Binder cigars for
year 1907 more than. 1900, 900
Sales for 1905, ..,.,,.,.,,,...,...s, $500, 900
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
The Winninu Smile.

Ndlu s'''.'..s.s.."..'... sV"b'
Quality brings the business.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-03-12

Of the convention properly. There will
be some discomfort. of course. but all
Corners will be taken care of.
The same rule applies to Salt Lake
City. When the hotel and public room
ing house accommodations have been
filled the school buildings viii be
opened. They can accommodate some
thousands And thousands of private
homes would cheerfully be thrown open
TO the guests. When the grand lodge
of Elks met i'll Salt Lake City several
years ago nearly 10000 strangers We're
in the city. The committee in charge
of accommodations could. from its lists
of hotels and boarding houses and pri-
vate homes. have taken care of twice
10000 visitors.
The G. A. r. veterans are a different
class from the Elks. With all defer
Gee to the Elks, the veterans are en-
titled to better accommodations. This
because the remnant of the great army
is made up now of men of advanced
years They have endured their share
of hardships. They should not be called
upon to endure any more than are alb
solutely necessary. But they can be
comfortably taken care of, and The
Herald sincerely hopes the committee
in charge of the work of securing the
encampment viii not abate their eff
forts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-03-12
MO TIME FOR souAssLlNe.

The public is not i'm humOr TO toll
crate much quarreling between the
county commissioners and the city au-
thorities over the office of superintend-
ent Of the proposed detention home.
An admirable location for the home
has been selected, and had it not been
for the disagreements between the mu-
nicipal and county authorities it would
have been in operation. The superin-
tendency of a home of this character
is a most important office, but it is not
as important as the home itself.
The mayor and council believe that,
because the city has to pay something
like three-fourths of the cost of MAIN
tanning the home, and because it has
furnished the juvenile court with quar-
tiers free of charge. although the court
is a state institution, they should be
allowed to select the superintendent
There is merit in the contention. but
if the commissioners are stubborn
enough TO say that unless they can
name the superintendent there will be
no detention home, the city authorities
should yield.
There will be time enough later on
10 ascertain the rights of the matter
Neither the gentlemen who represent
the city nor those who appear on be-
half of the county can afford, either
morally or from a political standpoint.
TO become responsible for failure to
establish detention home. The public
will carefully remember the men who
take such a position, merely for the
sake of little petty patronage, and
will express its disapprOval of their
action at the earliest opportunity
The value of a detention home for
Juvenile delinquents has been so well
established in Salt Lake City that there
is no argument on the other side of the
question. Nobody seriously disputes the
necessity for a detention home It
cannot be instituted too promptly. If
the authorities cannot agree let them
proceed with the opening of the home
anyway allowing it TO be placed under
the supervision of the judge of the
Juvenile court or some one designated
by him until such time as an agree
ment can be reached.