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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Pain anywhere stopped in 20 minutes
sure with one of DIR. Shops Pink Tab
lets. The formula is on the 25-cent
box. ASK your Doctor or Druggist
about this formula! Stops womayIy
pains, headache, pains anywhere. Write
DIR. Shoop, Racine, Wis, for free trial,
to prove value of his Headache or Pink
Pain Tablets. Sold by Dahl's drug
store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

If you take Kodol in the beginning
the bad attacks of Dyspepsia will be
avoided, but if you allow these little
attacks to go unheeded it will take
Kodol longer time to put your stom-
ach in good condition again. Get a
bottle of Kodol today. Sold by o. E.
Davis and A. j. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Spanking does not cure children of bed wet
ting. There is n constitutional cause for this
trouble. Mrs. Nj. Summers. Box w. Notre Dame,
Ind. will send free TO any mother her successful
home treatment with full instructions. Send
no money. but write her TO-DAY if your children
trouble you in this way. Don't blame the child.
the chances il can't help it. This treatment
also cures adults and aged people troubled with
urine difiiculties by dnN or NIGHT
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Take Kodol whenever you feel that
you need it. That is the only time you
need to take Kod0l Just when you
need it; then you will not be troubled
with sour stomach, belching. gas on the
stomach, etc. Sold by o. II. Davis and
A. j. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12
First publication August II. 1908 8.
PROBATE NOTICE.

Notice of application for letters Of administration
VERNON COUNTY CoURT-1N PROBATE.
State of Wisconsin. County Of Vernon. 81.
In the matter of the estate of w. M, Kingston.
deceased.
On this l4th day of July. A. d, 1909. upon
reading and filing the petition of G, W. Noble.
stating that he In a principal creditor Of w. M.
Kingston deceased Of the county of Vernon.
that he died interstate. on or about the 10th day
of May 1905 and praying that he be appointed
administrator Of the estate of said deceased
II is ordered. that said application be heard be-
fore me. at the probate Office in Viroqua. on the
3rd day of September A. D. 1905. at 10 o'clock m.
And IL is further ordered that notice Of the
time and place appointed for hearing said APP
plicati0n be given 10 all persons interested by pub
fishing a copy of this order for three weeks sue
cessyely In THE VERNON COUNTY CENSOR. a
newspaper printed in said county. previous to the
time appointed for said hearing
BY the Court, RUBY DE LAP. Register in Probate.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Il have found Bucklen' $ Arnica Salve
to be the proper thing to use for sore
feet, as we'll as for healing burns,
sores, cuts, and all manner of abra-
sionss, writes Mr.. w. Stone, of East
Poland, Maine. 1t is the proper thing
too for piles. Try it, Sold under guar
antee at A. j Johnson's drug store
25c.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

There are many limitations of De-
Wits Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve
but just one original Sold by o. L.
Davis and A. ]. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

The wise man knows when not to be
patient.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Some men think they know enough
if they know where they can borrow
money
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Nothing jolts narrow minded man
more than being forced to admit that
he is in the wrong.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12
She Likes Good Things.

A woman has lots of sense not tC
wear sensible clothes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

DeWitt's Little Early Risers safe,
easy, pleasant, sure, little liver pills.
Sold by o. f. Davis and A. ]. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12
For Sore Feet.

1t is possible to acquire round sum
in a square deal.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Piles helped at once with DIR. Shops
Magic Ointment. Just to prove it,
trial box will be mailed on request, by
writing DIR. Shoop. Racine, Wis. itch
ing, smarting, bleeding piles, internal
or external, get quick and certain help
from Magic Ointment Large box ooc
Sold by Dahl's drug store
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

The fresh consider themselves the
salt of the earth.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Drive Rheumatism from the blood
with DR.. Shops Rheumatic Remedy.
Tablet or Liquid. Dahl's drug store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Do you recollect ever finding what
you were looking for in the place you
expected to find it?
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Even the level-headed man may oc-
casionally get his bumps.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12
Heart STRENGTH

Heart Strength. or Heart Weakness means Nerve
Strength. or Nerve Misunderstanding more Pos
itively not one weak heart in a hundred is in IL
self. actually diseased Ii Is almost always a
hidden tiny little nerve that really is all at fault
This obscure nerye-the Cardiac. or Heart Nerve
simply needs. and must have more power more
stability. more controlling, more governing
strength. Without that the Hoart must continue
TO fail. and the stomach and kidneys also have
these same controlling nerves.
This clearly explains why. AS a medicine DR.
Shops Restorative has in the past done so much
for weak and ailing Hearts. DR. Shoop first sought
the cause OF all this painful papitating suffoCat-
ing heart distress. DR.. Shoop Restorative-this
popular prescription-is alone directed to these
weak and wasting nerve eenters. IL builds:
itstrengthens; it offers real. genuine heart help
II you would have strong Hearts. strong d.
gestion. strengthen these nerves re-establish
them as needed. with
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12
How To Avoid Appendicitis.

Take care of the pennies and some
body else will take care of the dollars.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Candid people are forever wondering
what fun there can be in cunning.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Kennedy Laxative Cough Syrup is
especially recommended for children.
II tastes nearly az good as maple sugar.
Sold by 0. f. Davis and A. J. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

August time, tells on the nerves. But
that spiritless, no ambition feeling can
be easily and quickly altered by taking
what is known by druggists everywhere
as Dr. Shops Restorative. Within
IS hours after beginning TO use the
Restorative, improvements will be no
ticed. OF course. full health will not
Immediately return. The gain, how
ever, will surely follow. And best OF
all, you will realize and feel your
strength and ambition as it is return
ing. Outside influences depress first
see ''inside nerves" then the stomach,
Heart, and Kidneys will usually fail.
Strengthen these failing nerves with
DIR. Shops Restorative and see how
quickly health will be yours again. Sold
by Dahl's drug store.
Only a bIockhead will constantly 20
around with a chip on his shoulder
Cascasweet is for babies and children,
and is especially good for the liz so
common in hot weather Look for he
ingredients on the bottle. Contains no
harmful drugs. Sold by o. f. Davis
and A. j. Johnson.
honesty - tHs DeSL pOilcy, but 100
many people fail to keep the premiums
paid up.
If you have money about you when
you see the new moon you'll have it
all the month.
No man was ever truly wise Even
Solomon took more than one wife
A woman is never satisfied with her
self until she has pot it all over her
neighbor in some way.
Kennedy Laxative Cough Syrup is
especially recommended for children.
II tastes nearly as good as maple sugar.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

The world is usually willing to step
aside for a man who knows where he is
going.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

CLARIssA:
Don't get discouraged. order sack Of
GOtG Medal Flour MALINDA-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12
Better Than Spanking

Tact is merely the refinement of
! Nafta,.,y
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

A woman is never satisfied with her
self until she has pot it all over her
neighbor in some way.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Only bIockhead will constantly 20
around with chip on his shoulder
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

No man was ever truly wise Even
Solomon took more than one wife
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

If you have money about you when
you see the new moon you'll have it
all the month
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12
First publication August 5. 1868

PRocrOR & PRooroR. PIain n. rat Atto nss
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-08-12

Honesty is the best policy, but too
many people fail to keep the premiums
paid IN.
, 1908-08-18
rhrhiino Jail Delivery.

Quite q sensation was created in
Sundance for half an hour on Wednes-
day afternoon of this week, when Jim
knight, an inmate of the Crook county
Jail, made HE escape by digging
through the west brick wall Of the
building, says the Sundance Monitor.
The affair took place at about 4 O'Clock
in the afternoon and vas witnessed by
a number Of the merchants on the OPP
posite side of the street. The alarm
was given ut once and scores of peo-
pie we're Immediately In hot pursuit
of the fugitive. He took a s%outherly
course, crossed the creek near the
Bush residence, took refuge first in
an old vacant building opposite Mr..
Folden's residence, but being unable
to conceal himself there, Immediately
made for Mrs. Jennie Thorn's barn,
half a block east and south, where he
was captured by Deputy Sherin Lee
man, having breathed the air of partial
liberty only about twenty minutes. He
offered no resistance when located and
was soon replaced in jail, where his
companions gave him a great big horse
laugh.
, 1908-08-18
NOTES FROM CENTENNIAL.

Reprinted from the Centennial Post.
Mrs. Sadie Reed antd Mrs. Birdie
Wigton spent Thursday evening n
Laramie, shopping and visiting friends
Mr.. R. Mettler, of the Mountain
View, made a business trip to Laramie
Thursday, returning this morning.
Dean and Mrs. Bode, the children
and Miss Bode returned to Laramie
Monday evening, after a brief soj0urn
at Suniby's 80 well pleased with the
surroundings that the Dean Is negotiat.
ing for a permanent summer home
somewhere in the vicinity.
F. W. Niedheiser, wife and daughter
of Indianapolis, who were visiting
their o. and brother, Robert Nieiheis.
err. of Laramie, accompanied by Frank
Coomes and wife Of Laramie, spent
Thursday in Centennial, seeing the
sights and enjoying the pure mountain
air. They visited the Utopia and Com.
bination Gold and Copper mines ex-
ploring tho tunnels and taking a climb
to the top of the mountain, and went
away well pleased with the situation.
The senior Mr.. Niedheiser is an en-.
gineer On the Big Four out of Indiana
polls, while his son and Mr.. Coome1
are with the Union Pacific 1t Laramie.
He was enroute 10 Salt Lake City. ON
his annual vacation, expecting 10 re-
turn via Denver.
, 1908-08-18
THE NEXT CONVENTION.

Detroit and Milwaukee are already
making Efforts to secure n OF both
Of thu national conventions in 1912.
says the New York Times. However
tedious the. big. noisy, protracted con-
venkious may be to the delegates, and
however disptriting to the whole coun-
Try. they are profitable to the cities in
which they m held, and therein lies
the danger that the plan lately sug-
gested by Champ Clark, and approved
by the most intelligent men Of both
parties, to reduce the number of dele.
gates by cne-half and limit the seats
for spectators to 1000, will not be
adopted.
The prevalent idea that a national
convention must be made very profit
able for somebody cannot easily be
corrected Growing cities are always
looking for means to increase their
growth and prosperity. Probably Chi
cago will not be so anxious for q on
vention four years hence as It was this
year. The amount of money expended
by the delegates and the throng Of
u~noficial visitors does not count for
so much in 20 large a city, but many
OF the smsller cities are anxious for
the money = convention brings in and
the supposedly valussae advertisement
. town gsts from four or ave days OF
political h~rliabaloo.
, 1908-08-18

Trajectory propositions In the same
speech. That matter Is respectfully re-
ferred to the aforesaid farmers, with
glance Novemberward.
But Mr.. Bryan mentioned wool, and
the tariff thereon. Mr.. Bryan's plat
form, adopted by Mr.. Bryan's conven-
ton at Denver, promises a reduction
of the tariff upon the necessities Of
life" That means. among other things
free wool" The wool industry In
Iowa Is not large. but there Is a big
production OF wool in sections of the
country where MIR. Bryan would like
to get votes.
And what then? Did nit saks the
New York Times" the census Of
sheep show a falling OF Of 10. 000.0 900
during the laat democratic administra-
lion. and has the poor farmer yet re-
covered from that Of the
innocent sheep. like that now prepar.
cd for himself to make a Bryan holt
day? Has not the price OF territory,
best fine staple, Clean risen from 80
cents to go cents under republican ad-
m~inistratton, and shall the han1s Of
the clock be turned backward? III
other words, will the farmer chip in for
Bryan and free wool? We trow not.
Bryan and ruin look alike to the west
ern rancher. and he would rather vote
for the Old Boy himself"
Next Time Bryan feels like being
facetious about the tariff at the ex-
pense Of the farmer, whose PERCEPTION
he seems to think peculiarly dull. he
would better at least avoid WOOL
Council Bluffs Nonpareil.
, 1908-08-18
ALBANY COUNTY FAIR.

The attention of the newspapers OF
the state which are running a list of
Wyoming fall fairs and festivals is
directed to the fact that of the
oldest and most successful associa-
tions in the state-the Albany County
and Inter-Mountain fair association
will give It's sixth annual exhibition at
the ground near Laramie, Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday, September 10.
II and IS. If the Albany county fair
was originally omitted from a list
which includes so many minor events
through ignorance, whoever did the
compiling should post up on Wyoming
affairs a little better before he at
temapts anything more of the sort. The
fair has been a marked Gee from
Its first meeting, its track Is univer.
sally acknowledged to be the ~speediest
In the state, and the management prom
ises entertainment this year even
surprising that Of previous exhibit
lions. That a local paper used the list
twice without correction or comment
only adds another piece of imbecility
to the daily exhibitions perpetrated by
It on its limited list OF readers.
, 1908-08-18
Escaped From browning.

Frank Humphreys narrowly escaped
drowning while in swimming in. the
river a mile above Baggs Sundays, says
the Bags Sentinel. He was swim
ming leisurely along with several 9th
ers when someone who had found a
very deep place asked him to let
down. Not knowing the enormous
depth, he cid so and became s%trangled,
rendering him unable to protect him
self. He began sinking the second
time when Claude Feyar and Harry
Couey went to his rescue. They were
none too soon, as they had some diff
Guilty in bringing him through. Hence.
forth. when Frank needs a bath. he
will confine himself to some faithful
tub.
, 1908-08-18
Conference Of Managers.

Manager George E. Henry of the
Rel Telephone system in the Kemmer-
district, has received orders to go to
Cheyenne during Frontier days and be
present at a meeting of all the man
ayers of the Wyoming division, which
will be held there for the purpose of
talking over matters of general inter,
est, and the benefit of the service, says
the Kemmerer Camera. The president,
vice president and secretary of the
company will also be present. During
the past fiscal year the Wyoming di-
vision stood at the head of all the d.
visions in per cent Of increased bust
ness, an event which causes Superin-
tendent Vance to feel quite proud OF
his assistants
, 1908-08-18
Eormlno olI Company.

LH .-
Thomas Long of Garland is in town,
helping 10 perfect the organization OF
the Oklahoma and wyoming OIL com
pany. Of which he is a member and
stockhoader, says the Sheridan Post.
He has associated with him l. f. Farm
ham, G. M. Calvert, c. w. Garbutt and
Wills Ridgway.
The above gentlemen have secured
a longtime lease on 240 acres Of land
in the Shoshone valley, Ave miles
from Garland, and adjacent to some
good. flowing oil wells. They will be-
gin drilling on the ground with,t
thirty days. These gentlemen put
down twenty-five wells in Oklahoma,
and got good flows OF oil in all OF
them except two.
, 1908-08-18
Too Much ldeaIlxed.

HE was at n time the leading
photographer, wasn't he?"
Yes. But after Bella's experience
his business dropped off"
Tell me about it."
Bella had some pictures taken
there and they certainly we're swell.
A multimillionaire from Pittsburg saw
one in the showcase and fell in love
at first sight"
with Bella 7"
with Bella's picture OF course. he
was wild to be introduced. Then he
saw the actual Bella"
And them"
And than he took the first train
back to Fttsburg."
, 1908-08-18
Narrow Escape for Boy.

When Strong's milk wagon was COM
ing into Sheridan Wednesday morning
at the gulch south of town and just in
side the corporation line, the team be-
came frightened at a pile of tin cans
and other rubbish which had lately
been dumped toward the gulch. but
which was lying only a few feet from
the beaten track, says the Sheridan
Enterprise. The snap In the bit broke
and the team plunged unchecked into
the pool Of water on the upper side of
the road, overturning and almost COM
pletely destroying the milk wagon.
Luckily the driver escaped injury. but
a boy, Ernest Anderson, ID years old,
whose mother is a widow residing in
Sheridan, had his leg broken in the
wreck.
, 1908-08-18
eoom In M.trImonI.I Market.

There is . decided slump in the
marriage business In this city. The
usual daily arrival Of love-lorn couples
from Colorado points has been cut on
for the last three weeks, and few
licenses have been issued from the
county clerks once, says the Chey-
Leader. The Cheyenne justices
Of the peace report that they have
found life very dull, having tied no
nuptial knots since last month. They
are brushing up their marriage coats,
however, and getting out their silver
, 1908-08-18

There is more catarrh in this section
of the country than all other diseases
put together. and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable.
For a great many years doctors pro,
nounced 1t q local disease and pre-.
scribed local remedies. and by con,
stantly failing to cur with local treat
ment, pronounced it incurable. Sci.
ence has proven catarrh to be a con
s%titutional disease and therefore re.
quires constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney & Co. Toledo, Ohio, Is the
only constitutional cure on the mar.
ket. 1t 10 taken internally In doses
from 10 drops to q tsaspoonful. II
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system They ofer
one hundred dollars for any case 1t
fails to cure. Send for circulars and
testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY = CO.. To-
ledo, Ohio
Sold by drusgistz. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constt
patton.
, 1908-08-18

with one crAven shot. Summers, the
murderer of Sheriff Bath. practically
killed two good men, widowed w
faithful. loving women and orphaned
thirteen helpless children Such a
tragedy seldom thrills the hearts OF a
s~ympathixing city and 10 expense or
effort shorld be spared which may be
instrumental In bringing the criminal
to justice . A shot SO unprovoked and
so un~warranted Is seldom fred and
the dire aud farreaching results Of the
cruel bullet are almost unprecedented.
, 1908-08-18
Frontier pav Celebration.

On August 20-21-22 the great west
ern celebration Of Frontier day will be
held at Cheyenne, Wyoming.
Trained cow-ponies, games, brand
ing. steer roping. HHdian races And
war dances, Wild h6fse races, relay
races. cowgirl rices. hncking and
pitching contest for the worlds cham
pionship. and many other contests and
eerenonivs ban b. soon at this fustf.
val.
The Union Pacific has put In effect
for this occasion the remarkably low
rate of Sits to Cheyenne and return.
Tickets on sale August 19-20-21, 1908.
Inquire Of ALVA B. CADY,
Agent.
, 1908-08-18
A PRESS COMMENT

Agricultural Wyoming
1t has been rainy and cloudy a good
portion OF this week, thus giving new
life to growing vegetation. The crops
all promise to be the best for many
years and feed on the range will be
abundant. There b no longer any
doubt but that farming can be made
successful in this region each and
every year now.-Lusk Herald.
, 1908-08-18
REPORTED uNFAvoRAsLv.
international Typographical Union Re.
jects Rooster Proposition.

Boston. Mass, Aug. 1S.-Before aj-
j%ourning their big convention yester,
day the International Typographical
delegates took UP for consideration
the gallant proposition of Delegate
Rooster of Denver. providing for the
appropriation Of 81 900 to be given tc
the Women's auxiliary of the Interna.
tional Typographical union for their
death benefit fund. The committee
on returns and finances were not of a
generous mind, however, and reported
unfavorabiy. When the matter was
voted upon the report of the commit.
tee was adopted and the measure was
lost
, 1908-08-18
BRYAN AND WOOL

In his speech at Des Moines the
ether day Bryan had something to say
aboet the 'ariff on wool. but just what
hiaF point wa had not been made clear
when tho eagine bell sounded and he
vas Obliged sto hurry back to his car.
But - fAr - he hsd gone Mr.. Bryan
apDsaredsto b trying to make out that
the fzmsFs OF Iowa, and. inferentially
thces 81 ~ whole country, don't know
hse1n,vbAitts bag = oesn, and arc
eaAt esss1ed ito appaaading csa-
, 1908-08-18

Incidental to his campaign against
impure and deleterious canned goods,
We hereby respectively call the atten-
ton Of the Pure Food Commissioner
Dddie Burke to the fact that Wyoming
IN threatened with an importation Of
William J. Bryan's canned speeches.
Lander state Journal.
, 1908-08-18

There are not enough silk stock
inga In the nation to elect Mr.. Taft"
sayA Alton b. Parker. The weArers
OF stockings are not allowed to vote,
Nj PARKER, except In a few western
states. It's the boys with the sox that
will elect Mr.. Taft.-Omaha Bee. And
the women In wyoming. Utah, Colo
RADIO and Idaho will help. Mr.. Busy
poa
, 1908-08-18
poor achoI.r.

Ths other day q professor leaving
the university WAS approached by =
sasdy individual. who pathetically
asked:
Won't You help . poor scholar with
Q dinner"
The coin bestowed. the learned
man said:
"You tell me you are = poor
scholar?"
Sure" answered the other. u
v went to school In me life. So
ons"--philadelphN Ledger.
, 1908-08-18
AMONG THE
EXCHANGES
SCISSORS AND PASTE POT USED
FOR EDiFlcATIoN OF READ
ERs OF REPUBLICAN
Chief News Items from the Papers Of
the state cuIlsd and Credited
happenings Of All sorts and From
Many Towns Of Wyomino-con-
densed state History Of Week.
PhxsIelan oeee 10 AoepitaI.

DR.. e. 8. Murray was taken to Salt
Lake City Thursday to the hospital,
where his injured leg will be recast,
says the Rock Springs Rocket. 1t will
be remembered that DR.. Murray re-
ceived the injury to his leg about q
month ago while out making a call.
One Of the lines broke and the horse
turned around quickly. tipping the bug
gy over AMI throwing the occupant out.