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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

Mrs. Gushleigh-He's your next bus
band, Is he7 Allow me to offer my
Mrs. Muchleigh-O, you misunderstood
me. l said "ex-husband."
Mrs. Gushleigh-Indeed7 Well, con-
gratulats you on that.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

Mrs. Upsome-It's too bad that Prince
Wilhelm isn't coming to Chicago.
Mrs. Hghmus-Nhy do you mention
It? He's only the second son of a crown
prince, anyway.-Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

What is said to be the largest telegraph
circuit In the world is that between Lon
don and Teheran, the capital Of Persia.
1t is 1000 miles long and Is divided into
twelve sections
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

If all the tenement jewellers in the low
er east side Of New York City should
be in the streets surrounding their homes
at one time they would be 90 crowded as
hardly to be able to move.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

''Mr. De Jones said was a perfect
picture" said the first dear girl.
YES rejoined dear girl No. 2. HE
asked me If your maid wasn't a pro
gessional painter"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

Dissatisfied Artist don't like ths
way you have hung my painting.
Member of Committee-Nelther do /,
but l was outvoted. My judgment was
that it ought to be hanged.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

I'll give you a good two-foot rule II
you want it," said the painter.
Hand 1t over" rejolned the carpen-
ter.
Don't wear tight shoes" said the
painter. with large, open-face grin
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

Sharpson-I haven't much scquaint-
ance with Spunjall. but I'm not favorably
impressed with him. How does he strike
you?
Phlatz-For V generally
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

Hilker-There's one thing l forgot to
ask you about Bilker. What's his relig-
ion7
Spilker-It isn't.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

r-ro St. vitus' Dance ana all Nervous Diseases
f,IS permanently cured by Dr. Klines Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE " trial bottle and
treatise. DR.. X. H Kli1e Id, sS1 Arch st., PhiiA,fa
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

Mo hers viii find Mrs. winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

The thumb has more strength than all
the other fngers together.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

Within the last four years France has
recorded 10000 suicides, while in Italy
the number has been only 5000.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

MRS. Chatterton is perfect talking
machine"
"As a piece of machinery, though,
she lacks one detail"
"What is thatf'
.sThe exhaust. '-Baltimor American.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

Louis Heb, formerly Of Camden, N. j.,
b now in charge of the Y. NJ. @. A. work
In Colombo, Island of Ceylon.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04
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That is LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE. Loo
for the signature of Z. w. GROVE Used tn
World over TO Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

I suffered with Eczema for forty
years and could find nothing to
cure me until tried 9. g. s. I
suffered intensely with the itch
ing and burning; pustules would
sticky fluid; crusts would come on
the skin and when scratched OF
the skin was left as raw as a piece
of beef. I suffered agony in the
long years / was afflicted, but
when used 8. s. s. I found a per-
feet cure. There has never been
G. II. EVANS,
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

It Is stated that at least 10000 square
miles in Liberia are covered with dense
rubbertree forests.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04
PILES CURED in 6 TO "a DAYS.


PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind. jleeding or Protruding
Piles in to IA days or money refunded. Soc.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04
SKIN DISEASES
EIUMORS IN THE BLOOD

When the blood fresh and healthy the skin will be soft smooth
laton its manifested by skin eruption disease These
into the blood of inactive
poison blood through
and glands of the skin producing letter Psoriasis
Salt kinds appears
flows sticky fluid that dries and forms crust and the itching intense
the
the body be affected In letter the skin dries cracks and beeds
keep plant causing dry giving
hard lcatey appearance the
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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

reach the blood into the circulate
particle the blood to
normal pure condition. thereby permanently curing form OF SIX
medical advice desired
to S. at
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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1908-01-04

form OF pimples and black heads, while
Psoriasis comes in scaly patches on differ
ent parts of the body One of the worst
forms of skin trouble is Salt Rheum;
its favorite point of attack is the scalp,
sometimes causing badness. Poison Oak
and Ivy are also disagreeable types of skin
disease. The humor producing the trouble
lies dormant in the blood through the
Winter to break out and torment the
suffererw with the return of Spring. The best
treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S.
1t neutralizes the acids and removes the
humors so that the skin instead of being
irritated and diseased, is nourished by
supply of fresh, healthy blood. kxternal
applications of salves, washes lotions. etc,
while they soothe the itching caused by
skin affections, can never cure the trouble
God. SIS. S. goes down into the circulation
foreign matter and restores the blood to its
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14
CLEARLY ANALYZEp

The analytical experts of our es- teslned contemporary, the Baltimore Sun, has this to say, among other things, about the mixed election result in Mary. land:
 Robinson plurality is 5e9, and
 with 2,656 more he would havs had
 3,254 plurality, and 1t is clear that
 he would have had 70 have had that
 much to pull ths other eight cleo
 tors through and give to Mir. Taft
 the full fruits of his victory"
 Clear? Why it gets clearer every minute. Figures don't lie. Yes; Rob inson ''would have had to have had'' 2,666 moro and the other eight would have had to have had'' 3,254. and one of the eight on the other side "would have had to have had" 2,656 less and the other seven "would have had to have had" 3,254 less, and then we would have had to havo had" to re- concile ourselves to different result al. together.
 How old was Ann, anyway?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14
MEANING or THE ELECTION

The election of MT. Taft has a pc culiar relation to the country as whole It has much to console even those who had honest prefercnce for Mr. Bryan, just as the election of Mir. Roosevelt brought comfort to many democrats who voted for him and to others who refused to vote for the reactionary Parker and remained away from the polls.
 For, with the exception of MT. Roose- volt, MT. Taft is the most progressive man elected to the presidency in half century. He is, on the other hand, as strong in character, in temperament, in training and experience and judgment, and as safe in methods as he is progres- dve in policies.
 After all, the difference between the two parties in this particular contest was not so much a difference of position as it was a difference of candidates. And, 80 far as both candidates stood for the same things, 1t was inevitable that Mir. Taft should have been regard. cd as the better man to make those things effective.
 The republican party should profit by it's experience in this election. It dare not revert to its traditional position. It must get in line-in congress and in the several stateS---with the new order of things. If it does not, it will loss control of the government just as soon as the democratic party adjusts itself mora rationally to the aspirations and rights of the people and finds a leader whose capacity and judgment as well as sincerity, may be trusted.
 And the democratic party should prof. 1t by this third defeat of MT. Bryan This defeat simply means that the vot- CTS of the United States will no. have Mir. Bryan for the presidency. No mat ter what the theories or facts as to this opposition may be, the truth should be recognized, and the party should throw of the personal domination of Mr. Bry. an and relieve itself of the disturbing extremes for which he habitually makes the party responsible.
 It is to the interest of tho country that there should be two strong, well. managed, well matched parties, ths one acting as an effective check on the oth. CT. Such rivalry produces the best re. suits in national and local government
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14
Reflections of e Bachelor Girl

Heavenly boredom which dro Garden, after all intentions old and take the elevator
  perfectly feel think and believe exactly they do at that minute uares exchanges the chance of pleasing lot of certainty of dispcasing just A gracefully easily snmbs into accidentally though a hole
 a that will inspiration
  thing will he enjoy
 have fallen love they begin fall other things
 a a called easily why he would
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14
First Baptist Church. (Uill and Oak streets)

Bible school at 10 a. m; preaching by T. F. McCourtney, general mission ary for Arizona, at II a. m; at 6:45 p. m., young peoplo's meeting! at 7:30 p. m., sermon by T. r. MeCourtney; at 7:30 p. m. Wednesday, prayer meeting; at S:l5 p. m. Wednesday, the Sacred Literature class will resume it's work. Every body Welcome D. c. Williams, ministe, 320 South Second street.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14
Salvation Army.

Capt and Mrs. Newbould in charge, assisted by Lieutenant Webber and Ca. det Sniffen. Special meeting on Satur- day at 8 p. m.; Sunday at II a. m. and 8 P. m. Street meeting Sunday after. noon at the corner of Bone and Broad streets at O o'clock. Sunday school at 9 clock. Meetings on Tuesday and Thursday at 8 p. m. Tere will be T tea party on Thanksgiving day. Tick cts 25 cents.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14
St. Paul's Methodist Episcopal Church.

(The Church Around the Corner.)
 Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.; preach ing service at | a. m., text, Jo. 20:2- They have taken away my Lord and know not where they have laid him; North Globe Sunday school at p. m.; baptism by imersion at the Baptist church at 3 p. m. Epworth league at 6:45 p. m.; preaching service at 1880 p. m; subject, "To him that hath shall be given"; prayer meeting Wednesday at 7:30 P. m.; Bible study class Friday at 7:30 p. m. Edwin George Decker, pastor, 1s5 East Cedar street.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14
Churches
Presbyterian Church.

Tho Presbyterian services will be held at tho Bremen s hall this Sabbath. Sabbath school at 9:45 a. m.; preaching service at II a. m., theme: "Christ an Example of the Individual Spirit as Re lated to Mutual Conditions"; preaching service at 7:30 p. n., theme: "Why Un- satisfedl" Additional chairs will be placed in the hall, affording increased accommodations for the growing con. gregation. tE
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

In late issue of the Commoner, un- der the heading, "Mr. Bryan's favorite hymn" appears poem called, "I'u go where you want me to go, dear Lord" We suspect the Nebraskan is convinced, however, that the White House isn't one of the places.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

A St. Louis woman is suing her hus- band for divorce, alleging that he has only given her one hat and one dress in twenty-five years. We suppose she was determined to have suit somehow, if she had to go to court for it.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

A year on Mars is said to be several hundred times as long as year on this earth. When Mir. John Archbold sent s3,ooo for one years subscription to the Manufacturers Record, he must have been under the impression that 1t was published on Mars.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

Tn view of the fact that an entire edition of the Century Magazine was destroyed in order to suppress complete ly an interview with Emperor William we infer that the Emperor was not in position to deny, or even qualify, the same.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

A California man almost killed him self eating ginger few days since. Some people doubtless took the pres ident's advice to "ginger up" too ser. iously.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

Talk of such men as Bryan, Kern, Root, and the like, for the United States senate sounds good to us. We have progressed much from tho days of Cas- Addicks-if thers are a few spots yet to be cleaned up.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

FOR SALE-Private sale of piano. books and furniture---A fine Everett parlor grand piano, in oak, as good as new, superb tone, price moderate; also few fine pieces of furniture; also some choice reference books on literature, history, fiction, etc, valu- Cable for club and private libraries Call and examine at St. John $ rec. tory.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

It must cheer Senator Thomas Collier Platt to note the enthusiastic way in which everybody agrees that practically any old thing will be sn improvement in his toga.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

The most frequently misspeiled word during the National Education Associ- ation convention was "misspeled. IL isn't strange that "misspelied'' should be misspelled, however.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

We admit that bribery isn't very honorable" says Mr. Tom Watson s Jeffersonian. Why not get in the mid dle of the road, MT. Watson, and admit that 1t isn't at all honorable?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

There isn't great deal 10 say about yesterdays election" says the Savannah News in the cold gray dawn of the morning after, by way of intro duction to about a thousand-word say.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

The Rochester Herald says the south ern people should reject the expression you all," even though 1t ia used in the Bible thirty-one times, for "the Bible is no longer an authority" It may not be with "you au.'' but 1t is down Dixieway!
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

William Ellis Corey absented himself from his sisters wedding but sent check for $l0o.o0o. This indicates that he may not be hopelessly lost. at all events.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

The Hisgen outfit certainly got theirs down this way" says a aeorgia contemporary. Theirs appears to have been exactly s3 votes in Georgia
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

There is a thief in Philadelphia who makes a speciality of shipping hanks of hair from the heads of defenssless wom- en. This, We should say, is rough on rats.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14
St. John s Church.

Servicc on Sunday ss follows: Holy communion at 7:30 a. m.; morning pray. CT and sermon at II o o'clock; evening prayer and sermon at 7:3o; Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

The Boston Herald comes forward with Ito gonper,' meaning "to bite oil moro than you can chew" The sug- gestioa furnishes something to chew upon.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

One unsolved problem above all oth- or the democracy needs to settle is this: What is a democrat7
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

Dance at Manrel Hall tonight.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

And there stands Judson Harmon! An him a goldbug, too.''
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

FOR SALE-Span small mules, will pack, ride snd work; one spring wagon; one set light double harness; one round tent. Will soil all or any part cheap. See F. Harrison at Sul- tan Bros.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

FOR SALR-rwo heating stoves. Ap. ply 3l2 South Hill street.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

FOR SALE-$75 puys geod barber shop, fine location, rent s25 per month. Inquire of George Brown, White House Saloon.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14
PoR skLB

FOR SALE-ComrssIe soda fountain, with tank, ehNger, etc; bargain. Alp. ply Silver Belt.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-11-14

FOR SALE-Gents' furnishing house
 doing good business. Address A. B. C., Siiver Belt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-11
CLEANSES
IMPURE
BLOOD
Valuable Prescription. Which Takes
Out impurities. Is Easily Mixed

A leading health journal, in aswer-
ing the question, What Is the best
prescription to clean and purify the
blood" prints in a recent issue the
following: Flnid Extract OF Dande-
lion one-half ounce, Compound Kar-
gon one ounce, Compound Syrup sar-
,saparilla three ounces. Shake well
and use in teaspoonful doses after
each meal and at bedtime.
II cleans the blood Of all lmpuri-
ties and noairlshes the blood. In Just
a few days the skin begins to clear Of
sores, bolls and pimples. Il puts
vigor and energy into rundown, de-
bilitated men and women. For many
years Sarsaparllla alone has been
considered a good blood medicine.
But while II built up and made new
blood. the impurities remained within
and the good accomplished was only
temporary. sarsaparilla, however,
when used in combination with Com
pound Kargon and Extract Dandelion
works wonders. This combination
put the kidneys 10 work TO filter AMI
sift out the waste matter, uric acid
and other impurities that cause dis
ease. II makes new blood and re-
llevcs rheumatism and lame back
and bladder troubles
This prescription IS better than
the usual patent medicines, which
nre In the most part alcoholic con-
roctlons. The ingredients cost but lit
De and are easily mixed at home.
Every man and woman here should !
make some up and try Il II they feel
heir system requires a good blood !
and tonic.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-11

A recent article in the New Or
leans Item givs an account OF the eli
feet upon the medical profession o.
that city with regard to l.. T. Coop
er's theory that the human stomach
is responsible for most III health
THE article is as follows:
"The astonishing sale Of Cooper
preparation in this city has now
reached such immense figures that
the medical fraternity have been
forced into open discussion of the
mans theories and medicines.
"The physicians seem to be de-
vided with regard TO the young man s
success in New orleans-some be-
ing willing to credit him for what he
has accomplished, while others as
sert that the interest he has
aroused is but a passing fad that will
die out as quickly as II sprung up.
"In a statement recently obtained
from a well known physician of this
city, the position OF those in favor
OF Cooper is well voiced. The doc
tor said. 1 am not a believer in
medicine, but must
admit that some OF the facts recently
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-11

There will be a special mass meet
ing for men Sunday afternoon al
$3.50 in the First Baptist church, an
der the auspices of the Y, NJ. c. A.
Mr.. Riddell, whose lectures during
the week have attracted so much at
tention and interest, will give an ad-
dress on the subject, THE New
Man" over 10000 men have at
tended this lecture. II gives the sec
ret Of power, explains the lost art
OF the mystics, and reveals the way
OF attainment. Commenting on Il
as given recently in Spokane, the
Evening Chronicle said: over two
thousand men, many Of them the
leading business and professional
men OF the city, were packed into the
First Methodist church yesterday
afternoon to hear this address. The
lecture was sublime in It's concept
OF truth, polished and oratorical.
Many said on leaving the house. 1t
was worth a hundred dollars 60 me-
This seemed to be the general YER
dict of the audience"
All mn are cordially invited to
attend this lecture.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-11
PRESS THINKS ENGLISH
FLEET WILL COME
Expects British SquadrOns Will Be Located On Pacific
With Base at ESquiHault

Imost confidence that the facts we
have In our possession eitrely justify
|it.
"Tbe situation Is far too grave. We
have conceived Il 10 be our duty 20
Insist upon these facts Of naval ad-
|mlnistratIon which. in our view, con
stitute a national danger. But thers
are aspects Of the position which, out
OF regard 20 national considerations,
We have not made public.
knowing what we do, we desire
20 make the most earn st appeal 10
our readers to devote very serious
consideration to the position I'm which
the nation stands, with regard to its
naval defense"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-11
PHYSICIANS DSCUSS
NEW THEORY
COOper's Views of Human Stomach Noted by Medical
Men nE

brought TO my attention concernino
this Cooper medicine have gone far
toward removing the prejudice / had
heard of Cooper's new ideas ana
first heard of Cooper's new ideas AMI
medicines. b
Numbers of my patients whom
| have treated for chronic liver. kid.
ney and stomach troubles have met
me and stated that Cooper's medl.
cine has accomplished wonderful re.
suits for them. notice particularly
in cases OF stomach trouble that the
man has relieved several cases thai
we're of several years standing and
proved very obstinate to treatment
"I do not wish to stand in the
way of something that may be for the
public good, simply through profes.
sional prejudice, and / am inclined TO
give Cooper and his preparations
credit as deserving to some extent
the popular demonstration that has
been accorded them in this city,"
We sell the Cooper medicines.
They are proving remarkably sue.
cessful throughout the entire United
c. Cooper.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-11
ouietcd Him.

Little boy" protested the plous
old gentleman. "aro you not ash
AIMED TO catch FISH on the Sabbath? ?
What would the good deacon say2'
mot much. replied the lad as he
hooked another plckerol.
And why note"
Because these fsh are the good
doaaon's breakfast. / am his little
boy. Chicago News.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-11
lnnlled Preea Leased WIrel

London, Jan. 1.-THE British
press Is far from satisfied with the
sdmirality's denial mat Pacific and
North Pacific squadrons are 20 be ere
ased, with Esquimanlt as their base.
The subject has been sgliated ever
sinee the FIRST rumor OF the United
slates' Atlantic fleets transfer TO the
California coast.
we have no Wish TO be an alarm
lst," says the Standard, but we
feel II our duty to afhrm that the
present condition OF anairs Is fraughi
With great danger. We make this
statement with a full appreciation OF
50 grave import. and with the Ut
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-11

= goes TO the root Of disease,
strengthens and invigerates. Its life
giving qualities are not contained
In any other remedy. HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea has stood the
everest tost-time. For thirty
ycGrs tho surest remedy. soc, Tea
or Tablets. DR.. Stones Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-11

The British small holdings 'nw
goes into operation tomorrow, lts
object Il 20 overcome the tendency
which has exhibited itself for some
time past 10 desert the farms for city
90 upations. A great deal Is hoped
for from the new measure by rs "a.
vocates. but tho peaalmista do not
Tcsitaie 90 predict that it Will not
prove eiicacoius for the roaoon that
IN the present state Of agricultural
competition farming cannot be- made
"a pay In many parts OF the British
lslea.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-01-11

When nrst knew that man.
seid tho obsoryant waiter. "ho could
ut have been making more than
1900 a year, TN bet It's 10000
now.
How DO YOU know" asked the
othcn
"lIe used 10 giyo a 5O-cent tip. but
now no only gives me a nickle. ."-
Philadelphia Precs