The Lambertville record., 1908-04-01
APRIL 1909
HERE AND THERE.

get sick very soon, they might be
caught at complete disadvantage.
The high priestess of an East In
dian cult urges women to eat garlic
and purity their souls.
1t is now up to the Senate to let 1t
appear officially whether or not we
trust in God
Crosses that are easy to bear--thc
ks ON bunk notes.
Can bad bookkeeper be called an
expert at ledger dc main'
Cook and Boyle are egg dealers at
Pittsbnrg.
A western woman says her husband
came home late at night seventy-eight
times in succession and gave differ
ent excuse each night.
The Pennsylvania Railroad system
iorbids the use of profane language by
its employees while on duty. Those in
high places are exempt however.
Where one man is ruined by too
much money thousand are ruined by
not enough.
Since the beginning of this session of
Congress, two Senators have died and
three are critically i'll. at amt all
honey and it amt all Jam" Working
in Washington for Uncle Sam.
The battleship Idaho will 90 into
commission, giving us three hrst-class
battleships ON this coast. On the
whole we can sleep easy until the big
sixteen get home
A Chicago man has had three thous-
and jags in ten years according TO his
wife who has been granted divorce
There were those, who, when the
fleet OF battleships was ordered away
on its long cruise, beittled the idea
and found nothing Of value in it, The
cruise has justified itself for it is the
greatest argument for peace that pos
slbly could be made and that is why
Congress should build 4 batteships in
stead of two.
Easter hats are higher than ever,
both in size and cost. 1t is evident
that such little thing as hard times
does not affect the dear women.
The President of the University of
Virginia announces solemnly that the
whites must rule the south. Don't
they1
A New York policeman has com.
pleted his hfteth year of continuous
service. II all reports OF graft in that
city are correct he ought TO be in the
multimillionaire class.
The crop Of Florida statesmen who
want TO be Senators is even larger than
the yield OF oranges, and that is un-
usually great for this time of year.
1t is evident that the Supreme court
of the United States considers itself
supreme and that the people OF the
country will adhere to that decision.
For the first time in history Mime
sofa and North Carolina are to shake
hands in sorrow 1t is of historic IN
tcrest that they met IS years ago in
anger. Time brings about many
changes.
What relief it would be if Con-
gress would only do something. Pass
the bill establishing the permanent
Water Ways Commission for instance.
John ID. Rockefeller says that South
ern women are the handsomest in the
world. Can it be that John said so2
The Pullman Company faces fine
of $4,000 for not fumigating its cars
in Texas. We had never suppos-
ed that these people were SO dirty.
Meat is going up, but if you will
only believe it, you can do without
meat, providing you eat shad, which
are more expensive
The laws OF Norway compel man
who chops down one tree to plant
three
Cigarettes are said to be undermin-
ing the health of the British army.
The new Vermont senator is So
years old, he is old enough to know a
lot and that is probably why he was
appointed.
Receiverships in New York seem to
be a paying business, when receiver
can be allowed SIS, 1000 for six months
work he is doing fairly well.
Things have come to pretty pass
when man II years old is not allow
ed to marry the girl Of his choice. In
this case the guardian Of the aged |
lover is only SO.
The Grand Army museum at Head
quarters was enriched during the past
week by the presentation of vase
and bouquet which rested on the
coffin Of Abraham Lincoln when the
body of the martyred President lay in
state in independence Hall. The
bouquet naturally is faded but remains
intact.