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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
ABOUT WOMEN.

The clubwomen OF Chicago are puzzled
over the question OF a lawful costume
for working women.
They point out that only a little while
ago a woman in Chicago was arrested
and fined for wearing trousers while
earning an honest living as a hod car
rier
Now they are informed that there has
been a ruling in the POstOffice Depart
ment holding that women employed as
mail carriers must wear trousers
There Is a movement on foot 20 send
q delegation to Washington for the pur-
pose Of consulting President Roosevelt
on the subject.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
TRIMMING UNDER HATS.

As II 1t were not enough TO swoop the
brims down over the hair, milliners now
add trimming under the brim- There Is
no return Of a bandeau, but the trim
ming fills in all the spaces that might
be exposed by the lift OF the hat.
Flowers are sometimes used. but more
of often ostrich tips, rosettes of hlet tulle
and broad bows OF satin ribbon with
short ends. The woman who has re-
moved the bandeau from last winter s
hat. and finds that it continues to lift
IN too much from the head can at
tacb one Of these satin bows beneath
the brim at any point where the ex-
pcsure is too pronounced.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28

tiers OF a cupful Of sailed peanuts.
chopped very fine; fill the cup with cold
milk and set aside; put into a saucepan
one tablespoonful OF butter, season with
salt and pepper, and when the butter Is
Kissing hot stir into Il two tablespoon
fuls OF -four. Stir until the mixture
leaves the sides Of the pan. Add three
cupfuls Of cold milk and stir constantly
until IL boils. When the mixture Is as
thick as a very thin cream sauce add
the peanuts and milk Mix thoroughly.
boil Up once and serve.
Ginger Snap Recipes.
''E. V. w."-Ginger Snaps: One Cupful
OF sugar, one cupful or butter. one
tablespoonful Of ginger, one teaspoonful
OF soda dissolved IN a little water; as
much -four as can be stirred IN with
a spOon-uot kneaded, Pinch of bit
of the dough the size Of a large marble.
roll in the hands until round, pat II
fiat and place in a pan, leaving between
each cake space for spreading Bake
Ia a good oven 70 a moderate brown.
Leave In the pan until sufficiently cool
To be 'snappy."
Another recipe is: Cream a eupful OF
butter with one OF sugar, beat in a cup
ful Of mOlasses. stir in q cupful Of wa
ter, a teaspoonui each OF ground gin
EeT and cinnamon a teaspOOnful Of all
spice, and a scant one OF soda stfted
with a pint and a half OF flour. Add
enough flour to make dough that car
be rolled out; roll thin and cut into
rounds and bake
Helena -Butterscotch: Wet a pound
Of brown sugar with g cupful OF water
into which two tablespoOnfuls Of vinegar
have been stirred. Put into an agate
saucepan Cook for ten minutes. add
four tablespConfuls of butter and boil
until a drop hardens In cold water.
Pour into large buttered tins, and as II
coGis mark of into squares.
Chocolate Fudge.
Chocolate Fudge-Ban together two
pounds OF graduated sugar. a quarter
Of q pound Of grated chocolate, a half
pint of milk. a quarter Of a pound OF
butter. Cock until a hit hardens when
dropped into cold water: flavor with
vanilla, beat hard, pour into creased
tins and mark of into squares.
VIII some one Of my readers send me
a recipe for sour rabbit, to oblige On
When pouring out tea one sometimes
IS annoyed to md the tea viii run down
the spout To prevent this rub little
butter around the outside Of the scout.
When thin tumblers stick together and
there is danger Of breaking them, do not
try to pull them apart, but put them
into pan OF warm suds In a short
time they can be easily separated.
II housewives VINO dislike to find
worms when cutting up apples would
Irst put the fruit in cold water, they
would find that the worms would leave
the apples and come to the surface or
the water.
When the burIap on a wall fades or
becomes dirty it may be tinted or re
cOloTed without removing from the
walls either a duh or a glazed finish
being easily put on, making II quite as
good as new. LEONORE CALVERT.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
BUGABOO OF AGE
IS NEEDLESS FEAR
Woman Who Keeps Alive, With
Mind Alert, Has No Cause
for Worry.

The future is not half so creepy to
the girl standing with unwilling fee.
where the brook and river meet" as
1t is to that same girl when she reaches
the between age" and finds age star
ing her in the face.
Every woman hates 10 grow old and
the more vital has been her life, the
more filed with JOY and popularity. the
greater that hatred
The woman who need not fear grow
ing old is the woman who keeps alive TO
the times, whose mind is alert TO the
best in the world today rather than
raking over the past; who does not
WorrI-, therefore does not fuss whose
aim is & young heart and in achieving
II fOrgets TO fret over wrinkles and
bodily age.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
UPTURNED SAILOR.

While the mushroom hat prevails
in all fabrics ana on all kinds Of heads,
rebelled.
There are many faces that look their
worst under a hat with q scoop brim
that turns down all around For her
there is the new fashion OF the up
turned sailor. Its rim Is wide, OF reg
ular shape, but instead of fitting down
IL tits up. II IS very becoming and
shows the new couture TO better ad-
vantage than the mushroom hat.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
TRAMP TELLS HOW
TO GET MOTHS OUT
Instructs Housewife Jut TO Hit
Them With a Stick While
Beating Rugs.

There was q suburban lady whose
house one summer was quite overrun
with moths. A tramp told her that in
return for a square meal he would give
her an infallible moth cure. She set a
square meal before the tramp. he de-
vOuTed It, and then said:
"All ye need to do, ma am. is to hang
yer moth-flled clothes and carpets and
things on a line and beat EN- with a
stick. GOOd-by TO yer moths then"
viii It kill them2" asked the lady.
Yes, If ye hit en-" said the tramp
From thu Argonaut
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
SIMPLE AFTERNOON GOWN
~ ~ ~
BY May MantOn

c a s h mere with
trimming Of stitch
ed bands and satin
buttons is the ma
terialthatm akest this
very attractive yet
absolutely simple
gown. II includes
the new long mar
row sleeves and the
straight lines that
tend TO the desired
slender effect. and
there are also & lit
tie chemisette and
collar which allow
OF novel treatment
while the trimming
OF satin Is exceed
ingly smart. The
blouse is closed at
the back, yet in
cludes a vest por-
ton and can be
trimmed with the
ribbon frilis illus
trated or left plain
q s liked. L on <
sleeves are unques-
tionably the smart
est just now, but a
great many women
cling 10 those OF
thre g q u a rter
length. and this
blouse aliO VS. q
choice. NJ u stard
color with black
satin IS the comb
nation illustrated.
but "a s h / enable
cOlors are both
many and beauti-
full. All OF the ma
teTials that are
used for gimpIa in
door gowns are ap-
propriats for this
one and wolfe with
bands Of satin or
braid would be ex-
cceedingly smart.
For the medium
size Will be requir-
ed ~ yards Of
N a Z e rial z, ~
yards a inches wide
with Il yard any
width for collar
and chemisette. n
yard Of satin Tor
the trimming; for
the skirt rs yards
q, 5 yards - with
. yards q or / yard
a inches wide for
the folds.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
LOCAL MENTION.
Grown-TJps and Growing

GrowR-Ups and Growing Folks
thrive on Holmes Homemade Milk Bread
because il is the most delicious and most
nutritious bread that's made. Delivered
fresh and clean from oven to table, Sc
Homemade Pies zoe: Holmes Bakery.
1st and r SITS. Phones Linen. 1440 & 1441
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
I. Richard Riggles. a. 81 ii -

John Lucal Metropolitan Paint, H.50.
MoOr's MurescO for walls. &c ID
Glazing promptly attended TO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
Choice Potatoes. 70 o.: Oninns

25c PIX; Fat Mackerel, SC; Tomatoes. &c
can; Fish Roe. lie; Cocoa. 19c; Chocolate.
lSc; Coffee, 1870. J. 7. d. Pyles' stores.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
Rosenfeld's Ice Cream, 81 a Gallon.
Phone l.. 1909. $40 II ne.
You Should al Rve Bread.

Not only will you find it more easily
Cigested than wheat breads, but far
more appetizing. When buying Rye
Bread, get the best-which is the Rive
Bread of Berens' Bakery. of course.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
vineberg Optical Co.

Welsbach Lights. Order Direct, Mail or
Phone. We do not nave canvassers.
1904 9. 9. A. AudSiman & Co., 6Is 18th.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28

The most delicious of ali teas r. ''Sa-
lada," always OF high and uniform quail
ity. Ask your grocer for Ne sFial
packet.-Advt
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28
MISS BIJOU FERNANDEZ,
Actress With Wilton Laaye The Battle" Who Is Well
Washington Paygoers


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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-28

Nuts nowadays are used as an add#
ton to most salads. Nuts with SWEET
breads nuts with apples nuts with cell
cry. nuts with bananas. cress with wal
nuts and peas with walnuts are some
of the combinations. With sandwiches
also nuts are used in combination with
nunberless other things 10 make the
0Wing Nuts and Neufchatel cheese
make = filing liked by many persons,
and is not an expensive thing
Cream OF Peanut Soup-Three-Quar-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-06-14
Times-Dispatch Bureau.
Munsey Building.

w hSniHRtull u. ~, uit 10,
The fact that President Roosevelt, in
everything the Republican party shall
has determined that George Bruce Cor
telyou, of New York, Secretary Of the
Treasury. shall be the running mate of
his legatee in the White House. Secre
tary TAFT and the fact that William
Jennings Bryan, whose nomination is
generally conceded, has scrupulously
refrained from even suggesting who
ought to have the second place on the
Democratic ticket have greatly stimu-
lated the congressional and other
friends of Representative Francis Bur
ION Harrison to renewed efforts to oi-
rect attention Of Democrats everywhere
TO the high worthiness of their favor
lie, aud particularly 10 his peculiar
availability as Il distinguished son of
New York. strons.and popular with all
factions in the. Empire.State. Before the
adjournment of Congress. when the
majority of Democratic Congressman
became convinced that Mr. Bryan's
nomination was a foregone conclusion
the party workers in the House, can
Nassing the important subject of a fit
candidate tor VicePresident hit upon
Francis Burton Harrison rs combining
essential qualities of ability, dignity
and availability for the honor
II Mr.. cortelyou should be nominate
ed by the Republicans for Vice Presi-
dent as seems quite likely, In view o.
the unbroken success of the Roosevelt
Taft program. the advocates of Mr..
Harrison point out that he. beyond all
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-06-14
Beware Of
Amy Ehysic That Brings ain

Gripping and pain will never occur un-
less there is irritation.
Salts and harsh pills bring their results
by irritasion-by causing the bowel
fluids to flow.
50 pepper in the eyes or nostrils will
cause fluids to flow. But is 1t wise
to treat a delicate mem brane thus?
Do SO for a time and the membrane
will harden. That Is how Nature
wards off such attacks. The you
need larger doses.
Eventually the callouscd bowels fall In
their functions entirely Then you
have chronic constipation.
No wise person will ever abuse the
bowels in that way. They will use
Cascarets.
CascaIets never cause pain. That
proves that their action 10 natural.
Yet they are Just as effective as harsh
physic, ii
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-06-14
HOLE IN HER SIDE,
BUT ABLE TO FIGHT.
CONTINUED from First Pngc.)
The Florldn and jtnll, authorized ut tile
asst session of Congress-
GREAT BIG, DEEP HOLE
hut Vessel Apparently Not Damaged
beyond DulkllcnN.


beyond Iiuiklcnd.
NORFOLK, VA, June 13.--Upon ar
rival ut tile navy yard to-day, tho
monitor Florida was Immediately run
In tho big stone dry dock and tile
water pumped out, In order that a close
examination OF the damage done by the
torpedo could be definitely ascertaincd.
This examination showed that a clean
hole extending from tho superstruc-
ture, ten feet down the hull, had been
made, and that It was twenty feet In
length. The destructive power OF the
torpedo was the marvel Of the OK
amining officer. The injury internally
extended in about eight feet Mt tho
centre. but varied from four to six
feet on the margins. The most lmpor-
tnnt disclosure, however, was the fact
that the damage did not extend beyond
the water-tight bulkhead sufficiently
TO cause any damage. 1t was tile opin-
ion of the experts that without the
ibulkhead the monitor would have gone
down In few minutes, and that with
Ill she could lave easily been kept
afloat Indefinitely, with the occasional
use of the pumps. Whether or not hor
modern machinery below decks was in
jured by tho explosion has not ms yet
been determined. but probably will be
on Monday.
After an official photograph of the
injury had been taken for the Navy
Department.. large canvas cover was
lowered over the side to cover the
opening. and all visitors barred out.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-06-14
The Knockout Blow.

The blow which knocked ont Corbett
was q revelation to the prize fighters.
From the earliest days OF tho ring the
Knockout blow was aimed for tho Jaw,
the temple or the jugular vein. Stomach
punches We're thrown in to worry and
weary the fighter, but If a scientific man
had told one OF the old fighters that the
most vulnerable spot was the region OF
The stomach, he'd have laughed at him
for an ignoramus. DR.. Pierce is bringing
hope to the public parallel fact; that
thd sQmaS is the most vulnerable organ
out OF She prize ring aswell as in it. We
protect pur ,hSsAs, throats, feet and lungs,
but thee1'eS9aisae\Ye are utterly indifIer.
ent 70, until diseASAhnds the solar plexus
md knocks us out. Make your stomach
sound and strong by die use o7 Doctor
P!eree,s Golden Medical Discovery, and
You prolecl yQursel In Your most -VuIner..
alle spot. Golden Medical Discovery i
cures weak stomach" Indigestion. or
dyspepsia, torpid liver, bad, thin and i'm
pure blood and other diseases Of the or
sans OF digestion and nutrition
The 'Golden Medical Discovery y has a
specific curative effect upon all mucous
surfaces and hence cures catarrh. no
matter where located or what stage il
may have reached. In Nasal Catarrh Il
Is well to cleanse the passages with DR.
sage's Catarrh Remedy fluid while using
the Discovery as q constitutional rem
edy. Why the Golden Medical Discoy
cry" cures catarrhal diseases, as OF The
stomach, bowels, bladder and other pelvic
organs will be plain to you If you vii
read booklet Of extracts from the writ
ings Of eminent medical authorities, en-
dorsing its ingredients and eaplalnin,
their curative properties. 1t is mailed
free on request, Address DR., R.Y. Pierce
Buffalo, N. X. This booklet gives all tn,
ingredients entering into Dr. Pierce
medicines from which II will be sean ths
hey contain not drop Of alcohol pure
trlplerrefned glycerine being used instead
Or. PIercA's great thousand-page Illus
Ga!ed Common Sense Medical Advise
will be sent free. paper-bound. for 81 one
cent stamps, or cloth bound for 81 stamps
Address DR.. Pierce as above.
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.caasMl92Y VE:3:1s[G1z[zz22ZEZzl

of generals ana captains of politics; sc
after all they arc not far apart. They
are working to please him. They have
his limit in mind always, and do not
dare to go beyond 1t.
Therefore, no matter who steers the
boat in this country, It's course is II
one genera direction, so 1t keeps off
serious rocks. Talk OF graft and ma
chinations and dupliclty and wicked
ness is good talk. 1t acts upon the ma
tional liver. But because 1t grlpes us q
bit, there is no reason why we feel that
the nation is falling into slow decay or
galloping disease. We should cheer UP.
This national convention is festal ac-
casion.
The wise looking little man, who
doesn't know thing In the world
about 1t. Is after all the man who is
running the whole performance. And
he is dependable. Men like him pro-
claimed the Declaration OF 1ndepend.
ence. A man like him wrote the eman-
cipation proclamation. lie, this weary,
uncomfortable, dressed-up man with a
throbbing corn, a thousand miles away
from home and sorry for it, and not the
beautiful Statue of Liberty of New
York Harbor, should emblemize the per-
petuity of American institutions In
freedom and equality.
Copyright 1908. by George Matthew
Adamso
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-06-14

Mr.. William p Rankin, thirty years
old. son OF Mary f.. and the late James
Rankin, died on Friday at $3.50 o'clock
in the home OF his mother. 1915 Floyd
Avenue.
Mr.. Rankin was a native of this city
and was educated at st. Peters School,
He bore MS long illness with patience
and coufafe. and his death; th S,. not not
circle OF friends and acauaintances.
Besides his mother. he Is survived
by three brothers--thc Rev. 7. A. Ran
kin, James j. and Edward Rankin
ongh. Mrs. L. F. Moore and Mrs. a j..
Meyer.
The funeral will take place at 10
o'clock tomorrow morning from the
Cathedral. OF tho Sacred Heart.
Mr. August +. Gundlach died yester-
day morning at his residence in Full
ten. IIe was born In West Prussia. Ger
many. and was seventy-s!x years old.
For a number of years he conducted a
known and respected. he leaves his
widow and four children. Arrange
ments for the funeral will be made
la ter.
Louis II. I<oss.
Mr.. Louis p. Koss died yesterday in
the forty-second year Of his age.
, The funeral will take place from the
Ross. No. 2219 East Main Street. to-
morrow afternoon at 4 o'clock.
Miss Hester Watson.
!speeial 10 The Tines plspateh,l
| AMHERST, VA, June 13.-Aliss Hes
per Watson died Sunday night June
It'll. at 2 O'Clock, at her mothers, Mrs.
Rose Watson's. near the village here.
She had been radiply declining for tho
i past few weeks from consumption, and
her friends realized she was growing
| weaker. For several years she had
| symptoms OF 1t. and She had been
treated accordingly. spending her time
at places favorable to her recovery. hut
all failed.
She was tho daughter Of the late
Edward A. Watson, and leaves a
mother, Mrs. Rose Watson. one brother,
+! Mr.. Albin Watson, and one sister. Miss
/, Bessie w. Watson. She was lovely
| character, of q sweet, unselflsh dispo-
| sitlon, and made friends wherever she
| went and held them. She was a mem
| burial took place on "Wednesday morn
ing last, at tho old Watson burial
ground, near Sandidges, where many
| friends and rclatives gathered to pay
/ their last respect to one who was SO
much thought OF. Rev. L. Pcyton Lit
/ tie conducted the services.
Tho flowers were beautiful, covering
the gave entirely Many were sent
by friends and admirers from quite a
4 distance.
The following friends, selected by
4 her some weeks before her death. act
cd as pail bearers:
Morriss Parr, G. r. Williams, G. Mon.
cure Campbell, r. Fl. Brocknan, w
! Frank Burke. Jesse l.. Ntillncr.
/ The devoted and bercft ones have
! much sympathy In their great loss.
/ Deaths Near NNiuchekter.
Especial TO The Times Diapntch.l
i WINCHlISTER, VA. June 13.-J.
4 Dean McRae, a prominent farmer and
4 land owner, died at his homo, near
1 Gore, this county, to-day. after brief
1 illness, of typhoid fever. aged thirty
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-06-14

Al the commencement exercises OF
the Manchester High School, which
took place on Friday, the first honor
a scholarship TO the Womun's College
at Lynchburg-wert to Miss Helen Nor
rissette and the second honor-a schol-
arship to the Woman's College In
Richmord--was won by Miss Alice In
gram. The scholarships are awarded
to the pupils standing first and second
in the senior class. The gold medal
given by the school board TO the pupil
making the best general average for
the year was won by Miss Mamie
Walden.
In the grammar grades the medal
for this honor was awarded to Miss
Ruby Clary.
Large crowds were In attendance at
both the class day exercises IN the
morning and the commencement proper,
which took place in the lecture room
of the Presbyterian Church at O'CLOCK
that night The graduates received
handsome bouquets. and after the pro-
gram had been concluded. enjoyed at
the High School building banquet
given by tho Alumni Association. ABOUT
seventy guests We're seated.
The Alumni Association has offered
gold medal to the pupil who attains
! the highest average next session.
Thilow's orchestra rendered music dur
Ing the exercises.
/ Following Is the pregnant
| Commencement Exercises.
| March. orchestral Invocation, Few.
lJ. j. Fix; saiutatory. Miss Alice IN.
gram; music (selected). orchestra; es-
say, Mr.. Edward Dunford: music (se-
lected), orchestra; address, DR.. j. G.
Metcalf; music (selected), orchestra;
delivery of diplomas. Mr.. D. L. Pull
liam. awarding of honors and an
nouncements: valedictory, Miss Hclen
Morrissett; bcnedictton
! CLASH Day E1crclaes.
| March--Piano.
| Glass l.tAory--AIiss Helen Morrissett.
| Song-"The Red and the Gold For
ever" Senior Glass.
| Glass will--Mr, CLAYTON Derby.
| instrumental SOPHISTICATED. piano.
Glass prophecy-Miss Alice Ingram
| SonE-Scnior Class.
Clnss Song,
Now the time has come to part
1 NJ. Fl. S.,
| Sadness now doth fiji our hearts
Nj. ii. s.
With the parting comes a4tear,
For We've fingered year by year,
i With the ones we hold SO dear
j Nj. Ii. s.
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CHORUS.
NJ Fl. S. can you guess?
Can you guess NJ. H. s.?
Why we love to linger here and tc
bless
Every message to you told,
BY the colors red and gold,
Seems to whisper as of old, NJ. II. S
We have toiled through sunny days
Al. ri. S,
Yet to thee the fairest praise. NJ. II. 8
All! for days that are no more.
We will sigh for Ger and Ger,
For we always will adore NJ. II. S
We must once more say farewell
NJ. II. S.,
To the school we love; SO we'll, N. II. s
May our cares be ever light,
And our future be made bright
BY tho lessons taught Alright M. III. S
The above class song was writer
by Miss Edith Hart, member Of tht
senior class.
Report of Health Officer.
Following is the report for the veal
ending January 25th, recently submit
ted to DR.. M. p. Rucker, president OF
the Board of Health. by Sanitary In
spector Dudley j. Ely. The repor
shows the sanitary condition of the city
TO be excellent.
. Number of inspections made, 2,14l
Number yards found clean, l,750; mum.
Der OF yards ordered cleaned, SO: mum
Der of water closets found clicked ant
filthy, Sd: number cellars cleaned ant
lined, Z; number houses ordered
cleaned, 9; number houses fumisated 3
number places referred to Water Work!
Department, 80; number visits to dump
SO; number alleys reported to City En-
gineer, IL; number wells filed. %; nun
Der sewer connections made, III.
ChiIdrcn's Day.
AZ Fifth Street Church the service
in the morning will be conducted 2,
the pastor. the rev. w. p. Edwards
The subject WILDE. THE Child's Rela
ton to the Kingdom of God" At TIL
service there, will be an infant bap
tlzng. There will be no night ser
vices on account of the Children's pa
exercises In the afternoon.
Following is a program Of the OK
crcises. which will begin at 5 r. NJ:
March, Hymn, $50, 'All Hail tn
Power Of Jesus Name Prayer
Song, /. Praise Him. Responslv
reading. Song by children. sunbeam.
Recitation. 1.-THE Children's Friend.
Solo. Hear the Joyful Chorus. re
citation, What DO They say?' sonf
5, "Praising Christ, Our King" nc
citation, What the South WIN