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The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-02-13
REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE. One-half acre near car line; fronts pike road inside 5-cent limit car line; 1850. 10 acres within 190 foot of South Bes- semer car line. between lone and Maplehurst stations $1250 cash. bal ance one, two, three and four years. with interest.
 FOR RENT-1e00 11th Ave. S., rooms. bath, gas and servants house. Six acres of land and seven-room house. with stable, etc.; close in.
 l.. c. PETTYJOHN Phones 11OI and 466. 1s261z Sd Ave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-02-13
ONE GENT A WORD

HATEs-oze cent . word . dayg ns ad- taken fer less than 25 cenfs for nrst insertion Cash must accompany every Order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-02-13
-STRAYED-STOLEN

LoSTSPa1r eye giasses, abo1t fhree miles from Birmingham on Mineral division of L. & N. Finder please re-
 turn to 2109 1st avenue and receive reward. 2-11-tf LOST-A white fox terrier bitch with
 black markings. Finder please notify
 Box 23, Birmingham. and receive re-
 ward. 2-l1-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-02-13

BEAUTIFUL young lady, very wealthy.
 desires early marriage; no objection to workingman. Give age. etc. S. club,
 @ Bark ayengsA Ehicsgo. e-Stf
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

Commenting upon the an
nouncement that Hon. w. N.
Sheats, ex-State superintendent of
education, is to be the principal Of
the Punta Gorda high school for
the approaching term, the Area
dia News says;--"lf he accepts
the place, not only Punta Gorda,
but the whole county will be the
gamer. Prof. Sheats believes in
the public schools, and will help
the superintendent and every
school officer and teacher. He
knows how to work in the ranks
as we'll rs in. the lead Mrs.
Sheats, too will be a valuable
addition to the church and social
workers. DeSoto is great, and we
want the best and are glad to wei,
come folks who are alive to the
highest, best common interests,
upon which all should unite"
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

air work in which they are engag-
cd contributes to their health.
AT the same time. it must be
borne In mind that these criminal
laborers are mostly rascals,
"toughs" Of the toughest kind,
who must be hard to deal with
and control, and that they arc not
as docile as school children or as
gentle, amiable and Industrious as
the kind-hearted editors who arc
weeping over their imaginary
wrongs.
These conyicts do not deserve
the sympathy and the editorials
that are wasted upon them, nor
have they any appreciation Of the
journalistic efforts made in their
behalf. They have knowingly,
Intentionally, wlllfnlly and out
rageously wronged other people,
innocent citizens, and they ought
to be made to suffer for their mis-
conduct; but, II the ideas of their
newspaper friends are carried out,
u court sentence for the punish
ment and repression of crime
would be an invitation to a grand
and prolonged picnic at the ex-
pense Of the taxpayers, and some
of us editors, weary of work and
adverse criticism and poverty,
might be tempted to steal a hog or
do something else equally heinous
in order to get blessed rest and
comfortable support and enter
tainment at the hands of our in
comparable State of Florida.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

Tampa Times: When Govern
or Gilchrist looks at the four hun
dred applications before him for
appointment to the fifteen places
within his gift, he gets an idea of
what a soft thing it is to be gov
ernor of Florida and is very
grateful that the state constitution
prohibits ambition for second
term to gnaw at a mans mem
tai vitals.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

s'Brother Jordan" makes his
profoundest salaam to bis distin-
giished compeer of the Tampa
times for the splendid apprecia-
ton of THE HERALD's summer
stories as expressed in its Mon
days issue. AS the sincerity and
apumen of the Times are beyond
doubt, its compliments are of the
highest value and are, therefore,
reproduced in these columns with
pardonable pride and responsive
salute Of a broadside of thanks.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

Every body in this locality who
wishes to contribute u dollar or
more to the Democratic national
campaign fund, will please hand
In his donation at once to Hon. M.
" Williams, cashier of the Punla
Gorda Bank, who has agreed to
receive the money and forward it
70 headquarters. This in lieu of
depositing it with THE HERALD.
which has no strong box in which
TO keep it.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

Bradentown journal; - The
Journal is still of the opinion that
the cattle men of the state should
organize a packing company at
some central point, butcher their
cattle, sell the hind quarters and
can the other parts. We believe
that they will have to come to this
sooner or later, the sooner the
better.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

We have often wondered what
Kipling meant in saying that "the
dawn comes up like thunder out of
China, crost The sea-" but now we
know. Bryan is going to be elect
ed like thunder, also like light.
ning. 'Rah for Bryan 'R,th- for
49, 'em from Bryan down to
Wach0bi It's going to be thun-
dering victory'all along the line,
with possum and taters and oran-
ges ripe in November.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

The Miami News-Record calls
attention to the fact that, just be-
fore the last primary, Hon. John
M. C. Stockton was nominated by
the prohibition party as their
candidate for governor and that,
as he has not declined the nomina.
tlon, he is still the candidate of
that party aud as such will be
voted for in the November cleo
zion. Mr.. Stockton doubtless con.
aidered the nomination as a joke
and, therefore, paid no attention
20 ii.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

Every time Col. Tom Apple
yard. Of the Lake City Index,
hears Of a big snake, he re-
'fersit to the editor of THE HER.
AID, despite the fact that the lat
Ger has declared himself not a
connoisseur of snakes. He Meth
CT drinks whiskey nor studies
herpetology. He lives in "dry''
county, which is a garden of Eden
with so few serpents that it is not
worth while to study them.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

When Gilchrlst gets to Tallahassee,
There'll be no chance for any lassie,
For mother dear and sister sweet
VIII make the lassies all retreat
Mrs. A. +. Foss
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

tiary and incarcerate them there
in9 One of these three things
will have to be done, If we ADAM
don the lease system.
The first is preposterous, while
either of tho other two will inn
pose upon the taxpayers a burden
of almost ruinous proportions.
We appeal to the good sense, to
the sober second-thought of the
newspapers which are clamoring
for the abolition of the present
lease system, to consider the con-
sequences, if their demands should
have the intended effect upon the
legislature.
If the convicts are put to work
on the public roads, we assert it
with all the emphasis in our power
that they will receive no better
treatment than they are now get
ting, for the State will have to
hire as guards and supervisors men
of idenlically the same character
as now guard, direct and punish
them. You cannot get preachers
and editors and noted philanthro-
pists to guard convicts.
1t is better treatment for the
convicts that these journalistic
reformers demand, They simply
cannot get il, and there should be
an end of the clamor.
There are 1880 convicts. If
the State should put them to work
on the public roads, it would cost
fully $1,000 per month each TO
feed, clothe, camp, guard and
physic them. That is 1880 per
month or 1915, 900 u year
Where is this money to come
from9 Nay, it is 1856, 900 a year
that the taxpayers would lose by
this scheme of utilizing our crimi'
nails, for their hire now brings
into the State treasury some
$3.50, 900 q year, which must be
added to the $4,000 that it
would cost. to guard and provide
foY-thcm while working the roads.
And the $3.50, 900 that is now used
in paying various State expenses,
chiefly criminal prosecutions,
would have to be made up from
the pockets of the taxpayers.
This would add so much to the
State tax rate as not only to deter
settlers from coming in, but
drive out many citizens who feel
even now over-burdened.
A penitentiary would be equally
as expensive and subject to all the
abuses charged against the pres.
ent system. Any up.to date pen
itentiary capable of accommo-
dating properly the 1880 con-
victs, would cost $250,00O, and
the expense Of maintenance would
be 1916, 900 year, in addition to
the loss of the S25O,O00 annually
now paid by the lessees.
Now, these are plain business
propositions as against sentiment
that is not Justly founded and is
wholly misplaced. The Florida
convicts are not SO cruelty and
inhumanly treated as some of the
newspapers seem to think. They
are under the most humane set of
officials that the State has ever
had, officials who seem to delight
in dispensing pardons and doing
every thing possible for the com
fort and happiness of the convicts.
-Four inspectors we'll paid by the
State, are constantly on the 60,
visiting and inspecting the camps
and reporting to the Tallahassee
officials on the treatment of the
convicts and the condition of the
camps.
The lessees are men of high char
acter who have the intelligence to
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06
THURSDAY, AUG. 9, 1908.
THEY ARE AFTER HIM.

When Gilchnst sits In the Gov nors chair
The girls will come from everywhere,
Early and late
A.coaxing fate
TO give them Gilchrist for mate.
Times. Union.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1908-08-06

Subscription Rates--ons year, $3.50; six mos
rs cents, three months, 50 cents.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05
If The WICKLEBRIDCES
WERE in WHITE HOUSE

Cousin enres Cicero" the information
Mrs Wciebrdgo tossed he q
The thunder he ISL" said WlcIebndae emerging
hind the sporting with 4ag tbe mayor notified
YETI
Why should The know ha said puzzled
TO be at the depot and give him keys city o
Mr. W said with 10
scare up Nte and drum q him"
very c4Fa0e as sell ambitious aud DE wants 20 find
position y TIE city Thought perhaps could find him
p0yment AZ The office"
"Me2 rotorted weaeibhdro I'm glad be on the pay.
roll myself"
Ah unused Nrs Wickiebrdge, "hat blessing
about being pesiaenou would be- able 70 give deery
ing people i0bs+
"in minute! launched be @Thars an q president IS tor
Warrington 0effun Greatest Crush Office Seekers
handlers Eyer known Newly Elected Chief Executive Tipped
As a Soft mark
"Oh. don't Thai should positions 10
Stranger was the horftHod reply p could 81
sons Who could aeceptabtY discharge the dutes"
Fine fotu be featured paeea.
Woman Power Empress e Chine No IN T. Presidents Square
awed Wife Bosses the apoia System bet "a cramp
leaders and lteraf"
-foa are utterly anaat cicero sure I would not pre-
sumo 70 suggest anyone outside IT family
"Uhhuh That's your ny Is hf' howlea Boxcar head
limos this times imprach Nn Bias the Admins
aton Relatives Han Riot over Coautv's Formsi Idol nov
Pltiable JeI8h8h Apol0gsts Claim Tie Was
But this exhaustive effort didn't o 81 Mrs
bridge for she had 10 the spare ady Cousin
Henry.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05


"A dollar twenty flssl ane thata
ny limt % fea~
~Fer heavens nnks. eomsiArf.H
pleaded the CID snan. catching the
ascksf ~ the arm as ne turned 50
unurt his horse. "amtta offered
ne Aa maeH. naa yea paid the
raiehsi aaa forty fer his own
afaaRsa"
"A better crop. Nj Lee replied
tRm pAekwr smpRttsnttY ~NoFa~.
sls tss Yuurs 20 take o. &eaee
Thw pasker tapped his boot I'm.
patiently with htA rtetng cenp. The
ola planter pas his pride bsbina
him ones aKetnt
~ s = ~. gou sr =, s s.a', Z,
faogtKaes ~ nv farm Ypur profits
are iAr9ss Pay me ~ cents > boa
fn~vw far my oranges and I eaa
Keep ~ the Interest NJ Wea.
man, Yaa'F@ arivinE re out sf my
hesss @na ~ Tor paltrr to eents
NJ Lee am not ia busiaens
fev nv hsalsh.~ carvath8 replied
It's = matter ~ BUSINESS. If rou
raat afford 70 take mf price soek
reuaa sl.s-hss~ ! asnt want
lksaswsii alp shsaida't I fsrs.
Fei&asf unlNss be aadaa crafty.
fua hava any further iname@ment
20 offer ae.
~Nuu mnana~"
HI We'll I meas uigHa"
The slri has Ntyen you reur
answer what can ! dWT
"uat~ shouted rarvalha srou
can turn out that miserable. usnnf.
ipas luw white fellow that she .
thrown me ever for. fou can
"A ,es -, ", s,ss ssss 4, p' s.rs
younger mas wonld show ynu
how ne uaed h treat msn 81 rour
stamp ~ Fipfiaa. TAks yourself
OFF. air. 90 the devil "
The paek@f smiled eviily a. be
YousIl ceus 10 mo very after
aufiY neat month % plead for an
extension af ttme he snaered
~nat eat yeu. SO NJ. Lac, and yea
can take yauf danxhteT--"
lie stopped. frightened hY the old
mans appearances. and apgFsina hfs
horse. rnntnrad away dowu the
~ udg road TNn planter walk Ell
back sadly toward his home Al
round him. acre 1pon acre the
/ fruit And this hia life'n worh. waa
70 bs wwept away
A niri and rnanK uan rams
slowly toward him through the
NArden. Tears came into his eyes
- he Thought ~ what tha tuiurs
How cold it'a turned. said she
eiri. coming up 70 kiss him. no
YOU know they've sent out fruAt
signals from Tampa What is
& the thurmemstary
The old man went up 90 q mi
I noAa tree where tie thNFmUHmast@r
mama tree where the th#rmnmets -
hung then started back with an "a.
I aim nation II had fallen % 50 The
I founs man read hla CONSERVATION
i SAM he cried to the negro
I cuArhman. hitch up the mere
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

Organs pocket MAY have been
searching for Ny Policies
Mistress iastoundrdl You eans
read. NoFahg Good gracious flow
did yoH ever learn 10 cook 80 w@il
New Cock ShuFe. mum. Oh lay
"a { not bella able % reaa The cook
books Human LATE
Western man arrwmswd fos prom
Using ig pr cent dividends on an
Investment stock. Time wAm when
they could oct away with promises
~ 40 per esnt
Expert automobile business L.
falling of IN France FIRST i've
months II 1905 business amounted
20 tfsTAs 900. compared Nith sft.
1ls.s0o Ia 1917
Rsabsss Well know a good
Inuther.ln iaw. anyway
Ptnkaili WhuaE Yours.
KesheAk--So. my ~ife Judge
Instead OF fprrfslilng she weather
b. ths migration ~ birds. rural res.
sdents utli some day get their sIpa
from IN. flight ~ milllonmlrwm as
they journey north and south Ia air.
ahips
Ar American has Invented AZ
aevarlane which he carries ta& )
trunk soon vest pocket eattIssas
wlll b. sola 90 the saasailmans plan
Without pFelndlce Il IL safe % &c
fer 10 fhe inventor of the com binsd
awropiane parachute ~ q wtaa guy
Or the corner nnw II seen
The roasted chestnut crop.
nnt tia depleted b. the mean
ard predatory cop.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

Texas means friends Tha name
waasgtvun By Ponce de Leon 20 tbs
Aalmais Indians
Uncle slfau The trouble IL. Fara.
ker was workin' for the Standard
oil
Uncle Josh Alat we all wefkin
FOR the standard Oiif--i.li@
Burglar gagged New Yofk go
man with baked apple The iAdy's
husband better not call her bis
dumping after this
wlt~ the election alt over and set
tied.
The country IL satisfied.
nut the man elected salts. rsftlsd.
To b. formally notified
Just AS ben Ttliman got back
from Europe the auma decided 70
assemble Had Bern waited be-
longer ha couid have given the
amma : few lessons ia foeensle
craftsmanship
Many wives rmn tsstity that the
late Ne. -- is not necessarily de.
ceased.
SIRE rou mako love like an ana
tenr
Hs-Thata where the art comes
Id Life
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05
TINE Ta0Q1r nTNAg GQNQgrEcrl

guiek htins the pins logs into the
farFasNha~
Ha pointed 10 the great store 81
logs that hay for iust such an ansaF
hHnFT piled high hs3Alad The stable
Bat before She cart vas ready fhe
Effi came running - him The
femperatave had gone down one
mere degree The sun had asf and
= cold sind etaw from TIE neFth-
Waat
After that everything wns for
gotten save TIRE urgency 81 saving
the trees with Desperate haaas
fhey lnHded the logs fufo q cart
and carried them 50 she fafFoNs -.
tween ths rows ~ trees. whsFa
thaY were soaked with ell MnA A
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

Comte de Cheea What n t.
JacauaaY
Nalet hear you are going 10
Amerique 10 get helFeaa7
Comtr Dc Choea: That n my in.
tentian. iiut what n II 20 youg
Valet Il IL a boon / ask ! beg
OF you. sir. 10 select one with a
maid who has plenty Of money
saved
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05
- AVS AN o-2&SsSg
c)LDOFASHIONED55NssX
.,..,.,,..,...0 M q M A II aaa.uu.Sss4 = * =

Instead ~ stretch bowl
washing will
shaped right Press the ribbon lace with iron
Two tabssunonsfui turpeuiae bueo
ing wash fabrics viii prevent fading Rinse before washing
Tho leaf o. horseradiah gives almost instant relief from
raga throat In the
and aches. Warm the leaf and apply b body
When baby notice. ed
euouah.
paeHg sweet potstoea In to which
adde8 vii disroloraon after peelAng.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05
ReNlaylIna an opnortunIlY.

There Is always bot ~ food
for serious thought Ia the election
returns" said ihe staunch socialist
In what respect. Tor iustancef'
prompted the patient listener
In that millions who voted for
the losing BIG party candidate then
realized that thay might just as
well have voted for Debs." said
tho -. 81.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

would not compensate
Ny soda expert more
For his easy work mere fixx 30 jerk
Than ! pay the prescription clerk
ia sooner close my store
Than 40 Oh AZ this rate.
What makes you think she In a
young woman Of polish ?"
Her nose IL shiny"
sassass
Force ~ i{abls.
H0w does your new chauffeur
Bult youT"
Not At all lie used 70 be- a
street car moiorfnan. and tha fool
cant help slowing up every time
somebody steps out Into tbs
strert
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05
STAR DUST
BY JOSH

family ~ years She grew old IN
their service
And are they going 70 reward
herr"
Yes. they are going 70 allow
her night Off once a month after
she has rounded out an even half
century wiih them"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05
Helping sale.

hoy Customer Gee whlx Seven.
~ five cents for "A east OF Rough
Rider Hat7
Hecond.H Dealer III tell YOU
secret. my friend That IL one 81
The presidents old ones.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

FancieF (pfoualyls These
chickens are too expensive 10
eat
akepucai Visitor That so
Well. notice they're eating
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

fire started Hour after hour they
sabnrm8. while TIE temperature
dropped slowly Their hands we're
torn ana bleeding their faces
black with smoke while the sweat
artrped from their bodies Load
after load. until the whole orchard
w&H hidden under a wreath OF enok e
that Htang aud hiindea them. ansfi
fne tail flames shot np estw cen tie
ltHees. lilumininE The figures OF the
workers
That night will never ~ forgot.
ten in centrMi Florida When the
sind dropped az morning and the
wafm auu thamed the froEan ponds.
thousands ~ acres 81 the best
orange country were ruined mil.
linrn % trees stood. slowly shed !
ding their leaves. KILLED by the
frost But the golden fruit SIN
huns from the trees % the Lee
orchard
Thnt afternoon caryniho rode an
90 the homestead. ATS iaunty air
bad departed.
"Mr Lee / hear sou have saved
your orchard he said We'll.
sir, conditions have changed and
tie lutk'H with you I VIII buy an
you can let roe have az e. box"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05
ow-Priced Extra
Value Initial
Handkerchief

Our regular prices, b,
you'll wonder al such a.
fers
Sc Each - Pure white
hcmstitehed, with !
pretty embroidered ID
itial.
loc Eaeh-A very soft and
sheer one, with a hand.
worked tiny initial.
i5c Each-A pure linen
one, very fine, soft snd
sheer. with a hand.
worked small initial snd
nicely hernssilkhtd.
This one Is unlaundn.
ed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

did you eyer write a paper on
literaiureY"
"No, bat I've written literature
on paper"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

Would you like 20 20 home with
ms and Hea the sham battle be.
tween the Blue army and the
Green' army
Ugh 80. could not bear 10
see the coiora clash.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

WfediNnE FfcCAufEon.
noctor You must be careful
aud fnliaw tbs right direction for
taking lhis pail
Pat owmn wld ye There's
only wan direction fer Il 10 60.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05
PASSING or BRYAN

The people Of the United States in their wisdom have
chosen president in the person Of William Howard Taft
For the third and presumably the last time William Jennings
Bryan has failed in his long years Of effort reach the highest
office in the land In coming days viii hear much Of TAFT
and the nation and the world will do him such honors are
fitting So it Of Bryan the and the candidate, will
speak in appreciation OF his deeds and virtues
A dozen years ago a httleknown attended demo-
cratic national convention in Chicago and the OF the
convention business called upon speak When he
fought his way the platform the close Of his address,
William Jennings Bryan a world figure. For dozen
years he has been leader the great minority party For
years toiled and struggled His first defeat
spurred him second effort his second defeat TO third
and today with the fire Of youth burning low he sits in his
home nursing the agony that only ambitious can
know--deeat.
more Bryan has been long leader TO be follower
adviser advantage lie longer command, aud
henceorth drop back the ranks with tho hope that
day he will the principles he advocated put into
effect and his reorganxed party triumphant
With the exception Of President Roosevelt has
left deeper imprint OF the American people
than has Mr. Bryan Bryans has been Of protest
and while he has lived the highest goal he has not
lived in vain Bryan has forced his political opponents fol-
low in his tracks lie has been leader governmental and
political thought just little ahead Of his time Those who
scoed his teachings campaign advocated them
&C Bryan. he did nothing else, deserves fame and
honor for making the against predatory wealth decent
and respectable Before tie advent Of Bryan assa
despoes all may freely do anarchistc and the
who did not bow down to the sancy OF vested rights
dangerous citizen. More than any else Bryan
changed this The concept that the dollars justified tbs means
first politically dsproven b. Bryan and from this has
Of present reforms and ideas Of the
more worthy activities OF life.
What Bryan has for his country would take long
tell II is the perspective short for accurate
judgment We still close partisan passions but
again another twelve years have rolled around the American
people viii be able look back Bryan and assign him his
place among the great Of the land.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

that the election
diverted the price OF Christmas and Ahruzz
Elkin4 wedding.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

celebrate
company
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

suggests hat
perhaps people physical impossible
fly be- shown
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

MAN thinks
he knows a
whole lot, but he
cant tell his
wife what ter
have fer dinner
termorrer when
she asks him"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

~ WE'RE A DRUGGIST.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-11-05

The whole world mraisny rhapsody
the Of that Joseph