The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-29
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APRIL 20. 1903

Iom Watson walks away with 4
lemon, remarks the Louisville Herald.
Best he could do, there were no plums
there.
According to Bob Evans the Senate
and house are bunch of politicians,
evidently he wants to be advice adj
miral.
Chancellor Day objects to American
girls selling themselves and giving a
bonus A man who talks so much is
bound to say the right thing OCCASION
ally.
A Tennessee man is suing for his
wife and claims ten dollars damages for
her affections If she isn't worth more
than that he is a winner to have lost
her.
We are an emotional people but we
have good deal of sound judgment
ii bottom.
William Waldorf Astor who bought
the flag Of the Chesapeake has given it
to Great Britain rather than to this
country. Well, we don't want the
flag as we have all the inspiration
which it evoked.
In Norway, a wife travcling with her
husband only pays half fare. Evident
ly this is because it is feared husbands
won't behave themselves when alone
away from home. We commend the
idea to our own railway managers.
The beer ark business is on the de-
cline since the new law went into ef-
feet.
When education of a high grade is
made compulsory in the south and
when good teachers are provided and
attendance actually compelled, there
will be new south and a better SOUTH
Last week the surprising discovery
was made that the treasury of NIichi-
gan had been robbed of about 500, 900
by the former State Treasurer, Glazier.
The first Deaf and Dumb Asylum
was founded in England in 100 and
the first in the United States was at
Hartford 1877.
The tallest man was John Hale, OF
England, who was nine feet, six inches
in height, his hand was seventeen inch
cs long and eight and one half inches
broad
The largest number of cattle ever re
ceived in one year was that OF Chicago
in the year 1884, being I,S74,9Si
beeves, 3o,aaS calves, 5,o4o,625 hogs
749,oI7 sheep and I5,oas horses. II
required 5000 trains of thirty-one cars
each, which if coupled together would
reach aI46 miles.
1t is claimed that crows, eagles, raw.
ems and swans live to be one hundred
years old, herons SO, parrots 90, peli-
cans and geese so, skylarks 90, spar.
rows, hawks 40, peacocks, canaries
and cranes a.
OF ninety-two Redwood trees in
Calaveras Grove, California, ten are
over thirty feet in diameter and eighty
two have diameter of from fifteen Ia
thirty feet. Their ages are estimated
nj from 1000 to $500 years. Their
height ranges from $50 to a37 feet
No seat, no fare, is the order ON
New York trolley cars. Is the millcn-
ium going TO begin in that city2
The low spiritual state of Indiana is
probably explained by the fact that the
average salary paid clergymen is less
than 5000 year. Ditch diggers get
more.
The trouble with the Goulds is too
much gold. The trouble with most
people is not enough gold and yet
there are 10, of happy people in the
world.
Freeze Quick is running for office in
Columbia county, Pa. 1t is likely to
he cold next November.
One of the finest things about being
4 United States Senator is the grand
speeches that are made over you after
you are dead. While alive you are IL
able to be called anything from 4 pick
pocket to traitor
An Illinois man at 70 has wed for
the fifth time. This is not remarkable
when il is learned that his name is
Buss.
Almost any one could afford 4
81 200 chicken coop, If he stole the
money to pay for it.
Another rough rider in Massachu-
sets has got a job with the govern
ment. This is singular. How did the
man escape SO longr
In France an army contractor has
been sent to jail for delivering bad
meat to the soldiers. That kind OF
people do not often meet with the
same fate in this Republic.
All christians employed upon the
new Y. M. c. A. building in Los An
geles were fired and sinners hired in
their stead, on the ground that the
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