Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-01-04

all right"
$50 do l. said Mr.. Doolcy, but az
tn pa-ape"s says, have ivry con.
ndcnce in Bob Evans on tn ocean as
hope he has In me ON tn dhry land.
Forchnitely him an his gallant fel.
lows are all goin' out to tn Philip.
poems or wheriver they're goin in
ships. If they attempted to march
down we might expict to hear iv cas-.
ualties on III way. 1t is akelly for.
chnite that tn ocean at this time "
tn year Is very full " water. Amy.
how Bob Evans says he can do it an
| lave it to him.
But 1t looks a" though our frinds
in Europe weren't as sure about II as
am. I've been readin what these
admirers an well.wishers Nv ours has
to say about IL. Says Fr.rinch pa.
aper: 'Th' foohardiness ~ President
Rosenfelt In sinding this vast array
iv boats over such an expense iv wa.
fter cannot be too much commended.
Few iv our readers ralizo what an
awful lumpy thing tn ocean Is whin
aroused but we who have crost tn
accurscd channel know tn turrors Nv
tn deep an VIC can on'y say firm our
own experience we hope tn Ameri'
can feet did not ate too heavy a
breakfast befure cmbarkin'.' Tn Ger.
man press predicts that tn fleet will
break down befure it gets well our Nv
tn harbor. TIL Rooshyan press thinks
mistake was made in dischargin'
III Jap'nesc cooks who will now dc.
sthroy tn nation be stayin' here an
cookin' f'r American families.
But II is FIRM our English cousins,
thin devoted an warrum hearted
hands acrost tn sea that tn fleet gets
tn greatest send-oif.
I've feel deeply sorry says wan
iv thin, to think " what Is gOin' to
happen to this here misguided armada
In tn first place they are not English
ships an tn crews are onprepared
i'r fightin', niver havin' been given tn
knee drill. They are infeeryor shots.
Th' prevailin' commercial dishonesty
in America undoubtedly has filed
their shells with excelsior an sawdust.
No doubt our intilllgint little allies
tn Japs has put PINCH or two Nv
dinnymite into their coal befurc they
took it abOOrd. We glOomily predict
that be tn time they get tn Rio jamie.
rio tn bottoms of their old lumber
ROCKERS will he covered over with
barnacles, clans, sea'wced, an dead
fish, so that they won't he able to
move. This may save thin, but we
wudden't be surprised If tn inianyouH
laps shud come down tn Passyfck,
run lightly through tn Straits iv Ma.
gellan, dash up tn coast iv South
America, catch Evans an his foolish
meet stopping around in tn sea ~
Sarah Gussey an sink thin all with
wan Nv thin turrble torpcdocs that tn
iaps alone know tn secret Nv, which
fred firm tn windows iv their ships
bounces firm wan iv tn inimy's boats
TO tn other, desthroyin each in turn
an thin returns almost as good as
new to tn pocket whence II, came.
But this may be too good to be true.
At present our wan best bet IL that
tn feet will sink In tn Straits Nv Ma
Eeilan, turbulent body Nv cold water
sull Nv rocks, frogs, cabstands, Flying
Dutchmen, boats and other objects
dangerous to thraiiic. This dhrcadful
passage that has not been used en-
ccpt be schooners in tn Chiny trade
f'r years undoubtedly will end tn
bombastic attimpt iva silly people to
sail tn. Passyfick ocean just because
they own few thousand miles ~
riparyan rights on IT,.
well, sir. It looksN bad f'r Bob
Evans. II he'd liver been tn naval
expert iv Il British newspaper, !
might have more confidence In hint
Onlorchnitcly at an arly age he was
sent to sea an has been on tn water
iver since. He little knows tn terrors
" tn deep tn way naval expert
knows thin. All he knows iy this
vicious element Is that 1t Is composed
iv water that moves all tn time, but
sometimes more thin at others, an
that 1t Is dotted here an there with
unimportant an unsafe lookin' islands,
some small which are called Great
Britain or Japan, an others large,
which are called America, which
wreck ships an bosun's mates thai
so ashore on thin. II ye asked poo?
Bob what he knew about the Straits
" Magellan he'd prob'bly say they
were an alley full iy water created
be Hiven fr boats to go through aisily
firm wan ocean to another.
"Accordin' to tn experts that rule
Brittanya that rules tn sea even If
Bob does get to tn Passyfick he's
goin' to be In throuble, He just as
little knows tn turrors iv tn Passy.
flick Cor cares about thim) as he does
tn Jurors iy tn Atlantic. This here
misnamed body " water, they tell me,