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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
a Football Victim.

The young university man who was
picked up in Grand Rapids suffering
from a total loss of memory has been
identified as Frank McGlynn. of
Poughkeepsie. The circumstances I'M
der which the Identification was effect
ed we've peculiar He was given
bundle Of magazines to read and came
across the advertisement of Cieve-
land clothing firm. The name brought
lack to his memory a familiar sound.
and he suddenly cried out. i've got
1t, I've got it," and dropped the maya
zine IN the floor. The nurse in attend
ance rushed to his side. bat he was un-
able TO remember what he had read.
For an hour the attendant exam
ined every part Of the magazine with
the young fellow and finally found il.
He declared he had a brother-in-law
by the name of Shpltz employed there
The latter was reached by telephone
and declared he did have a broti. or
answering that description by the
name of Frank McGlynn. who was in
jured in the east and who was subject
to spells when he lost his memory.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
NO SURPLUS FUNDS THERE.
6eqaar Satisfied with Evidence Of
Poverty in Sight.

Two old Hebrew beggars were trav-
cling together through the residence
section of Pittsburg not long ago, in
quest of contributions toward their
Joint capital.
Presently they passed a handsome
residence, from which sweet sounds
of music issued. 1t was likes turn and
hopefully he assembled the steps TO the
front door, eagerly watched by Jake,
who expected quite handsome addi-
ton to their funds.
His CONSERVATION was great conse-
quently when he beheld Ike returning
crestfallen and empty-handed.
Anxiously running to meet him, he
said: "Vell, key, how did you make
out with the good people,
"Ach, Jakey,' replied Ike, there
was no use asking in there, because
they are very poor people themselves.
Just think-two lovely ladies playing
on one piano!"-Judge's Library.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
Is Pe-ru-na Useful
for Catarrh?

Should a list Of the ingredients of Pc
4 runa be submitted to any medical ex-
pert, of whatever school or nationality,
he would be obliged to admit without
reserve that the medicinal herbs COM
posing Peruna are of two kinds. First,
standard and well-tried catarrh rene
Second, well-known and gener-
.4y acknowledged toni, remedies.
That in one or the other OF these uses
they have stood the test Of many years.
experience by physicians Of different
schools. There can be no dispute about
this, whatever. Peruna is composed OF
some of the most efficacious and uni
versally used herbal remedies for ca
tarrhal diseases, and for such conditions
of the human system as require tonic.
Each one of the principal ingredients
of Peruna has a reputation OF its own
in the cure of some phase of catarrh or
as q tonic medicine.
The fact is, chronic catarrh is dis
ease which is very prevalent. Many
thousand people know they have
chronic catarrh. They have visited doc
tors over and over again, and been told
that their case is one of chronic catarrh.
It may be of the nose, throat, lungs,
stomach or some other internal organ.
There is no doubt as TO the nature of
the disease. The only trouble is the
remedy. This doctor has tried to cure
them. That doctor has tried to pre-
cribe for them.
No other household remedy so uni
versally advertised carries upon the
label the principal active constituents,
showing that Peruna invites the full
inspection of the critics.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
Salad DRESSING.

Take four tablespoonfuls butter. one
tablespoonful -four. one cup of milk,
three eggs, one tablespoonful sugar,
one large teaspoonful mustard, one
scant tablespoonful salt, one-half cup
vinegar. Put butter into double boil
err; when melted add to the -four; stir
till smooth and then add the milk and
let heat. Stir the eggs, sugar, mus
tard, salt and vinegar together and add
to heated milk, -four and butter; let
cook slowly till quite thick, stirring
constantly. This makes one pint of
dressing and can be kept a long time
and is always ready.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
BABY CRIED AND SCRATCHED
All the Time-Covered with Tortur.
Ing Eczema-Doctor Said Sores
Would Last for Years-Per-
feet Cure by Cuticura.

my baby niece was suffering from
that terrible torture, eczema. 1t was
all over her body but the worst was
on her face and hands. She cried and
scratched all the time and could not
sleep night or day from the scratch
ing. i had her under the doctors
care for year and half and he
seemed to do her no good. took her
to the best doctor in the city and he
said that she would have the sores
until she was six years old. But If
had depended on the doctor my baby
would have lost her mind and died
from the want of aid. But i used
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
and she was cured in three months.
Alice l.. Dowell, 4769 Easton Ave-, St
Louis, Mo-, May and 20. 1907"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
The Spider and the Fly.

In the long warfare between the
spider and the fly, the latter has had
the housewife for its auxiliary and
friend The flies have been tolerated,
even fed and nurtured, while the
spiders and their webs have been ruth
lessly destroyed. This unremitting
and unrelenting war against it keeps
the spider population down. while the
flies increase and multiply by the
millions and ten of millions, almost
unchecked The spider is ugly and
his web is unsightly in the estima-
ton of most people. but spiders hurt
no human creature. They feed on
flies, which are the foes of mankind,
and do mankind a service.-Philadel-
phia Press.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
LOOKED FOR OTHER TWO.
Little One Had But One Idea Of Term
"Fore-Handed."

title Catherine has been boarding
4 farm this summer, and many OF
the rural expressions are wholly UNI
familiar to her. One day she CHANGED
TO hear her country hostess praising
the good qualities of certain thrifty
neighbor.
"He really amt got much, COM
pared to some folks" said the farm
ers wife, but he makes out wonder
full well; he's SO forehanded."
That evening the man thus lauded
happened to drop in, and Katherine
Immediately sided up to him, with Gu
rious eyes. Slowly she revolved about
the chair in which he sat, and so per
sistently did she gaze at him that the
farmers wife finally noticed it.
We'll, Katherine" she said, you
seem to find a good deal TO look at in
Mr.. B; don't your
why" replied the child, her little
forehead wrinkled in perpleXity. Il
did want TO see his two uvver hands
but can't. Is he sittin' on emf"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
French Dressing.

One heaping teaspoon of powdered
sugar, one-fourth teaspoon dry mus
tard, one-half teaspoon of salt, one
fourth teaspoon paprika; put all four
through fine sieve and add one tea
spoon onion juice, one teaspoon lemon
juice, one teaspoon Worcestershire
sauce then add your olive oil, and
last the vinegar, as much of each as
you need amount of dressing; chill
and serve on cold meats, head lettuce
salad, and combination salad of fresh
vegetables
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
Absorbing.
got

Silas-Ha, Ha, Reuben got
bunkoed again.
Cyrus-Do tell, What was it this
time?
Silas-Why, Reuben saw an ad
that stated that for one dollar they
would send him some of the most alb
sorbing literature he ever read.
Cyrus-And what did they send
him?
Silas-Why, they sent him a PAM
phlet entitled How Blotters Are
Made" and another entitled Points
on Turkish Towels"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
The Great Grape Crop.

c. f. Durham manager of the
Southern Michigan Fruit association.
predicts a bountifu grape harvest. the
estimate being 1000 cars for the belt
During the busiest part OF the season
the association expects to ship - car.
loads a day. When ii is remembered
that two years ago under favorable
conditions the record shipment was
but so carloads. ii will be seen that
this year is destined TO push the grape
industry to the front as one of the big
industries of the state.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20

We'll, what does the hat bill come
to this summer" inquired Mr.. Jug
gins.
Let me see," said Mrs. Juggins, pro-
ducing the long paper. my Merry
Widow, Lottie's pink Merry Widow,
Elias green and NAMES mauve Merry
Widow-total 1890"
'Gee!" said Mr.. Juggins. Nearly
a hundred Well, with the ten cents
remaining. l guess I'd better have my
old straw done up again"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
Novel Use for VISITING Cards.

In connection with the forthcoming
worlds drawing congress in London,
when 1t is anticipated that 5000 people
will attend the reception at the Royei
College OF Art, it is proposed, for the
purposes of identification, that merl-
bers of the British committee should
wear their visiting cards upon the
lapels of their coats or their dress
bodices.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
The Nativity Of Christ.

Prof. Paul Haupt. OF Baltimore,
created storm of discussion among
German theologians in Berlin by his
address on The History OF Galilee."
this title only yelling his real sub
ject, which was based on the ques
ton: Was Jesus a Jew" He said
that Christ was not born in Bethle-
hem. according TO the early Christian
tradition but III Nazareth. He con-
tended that the assessmen: which ne
cessitated Joseph's journey 10 Beth
lehem occurred IL years after Christ's
birth. After succession OF arguments
Prof. Haupt put forward his conclu-
sion that It was improbable that
Christ was a descendant Of David. II
was probable. on the other hand, that
he was a descendant OF the Aryan
colonists Of Galilee. Possibly If his
genealogical tree could be traced far
enough 1t would be shown that he was
descendant of Zoroaster
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
Make Jelly Glasses.

Take a wrapping cord, soak in tur-
pentine, tie around bottle where you
wish to cut top off. Have a pan of
water ready; light the string, and
when IL is burned all around set bot
tie in the water and the top can be
lifted off as easily as though it were
cut
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
FATIGUED EXPRESSION.
No Liquids.

Desc political meetings are fakes
grumbled the tall tramp in the green
shirt.
why so, pard?" asked his chum.
"Cause last night | went TO a meet
in billed as an overflow meetin' and
there want nothin' overfowin'-not
even root beer"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
To Avoid Burning Cakes.

If your cakes bake too quickly on
the bottom buy two cake pans of the
same size and stand one inside the
other This leaves a small air space
between, the two pans, which prevents
the cake from burning
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
An unenthusiastic Host.

did you invite Mr.. Bliggins TO our
house party?' asked Mr.. Cumrox.
yes" answered Mrs. Cumrox. I'm
afraid he considers house parties
stupid. He sent his regrets
He shows sense. | have mind to
send him my congratulations"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
The wav Out Of II

amateur Dressmaker-This skirt is
a great trouble to me; there is nor
enough stun for the hem.
Facetious Friend-Then why not be
brave and face your trouble?
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
Divisions of Creeds.

1t is estimated that there are $780,
100000 Protestants in the world, as
compared with 25O,0OO,OO0 Catholics
and 100000 adhereEts of the
Greek and Oriental churches.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
Corn PUDDING.

One can corn chopped fine, two eggs
beaten separately, one cup milk, pinch
of salt. one teaspoon sugar, one table
spoon melted butter. Beat all until
light; bake half hour in Moderate
oven.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20

Escaping from a Battle Creek hos.
pital. where he was a delirium trem.
ems patient. Bert Mahoney was caught
on the street by officers in an almost
nude condition. He thought he was go
ing fishing.
Sixteen years ago Rev. w. II. Bright.
mire. an Indiana clergyman. while a
passenger on a Lake Shore train. as.
sisted in pulling w II. Schulter. the
engineer. from underneath the wreck.
age OF his engine. Schulter then made
the minister promise he would oficiate
IT his funeral. and Rev Mr.. Brightmire
fulfilled the compact az White Pigeon
Sunday.
John Teachout. Henry Relish and NJ.
NJ Jarvis. of Flint fell 90 feet 10 the
ground when the scaffolding on a n, v
house upon which they were at work
collapsed. Teachout and Relish suf-
iered injuries TO their spines and are
in a serious condition.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
What is CaStOria.

CASTORIA harmless for OIL Parego and
Soothing Syups pleasant contains neither Opium Morphine
Narcotic substance Its guarantee destroys Worms and aays
Fevenes Dhea and Wind Collie relieves Teethng Troubles
Constipation and Ftency It asmes the Food regulates the Stomach
and Bowels giving healthy and natural Sleep The chdns PanaceaThe
Mothers Friend
The Kind You Have Always Bought and which has been use for over
80 has borne the Of % Fletcher and has been made under
his personal supervision since its infancy Allow to deceive you this
All Coun limitations and are but Experiments that fe with
ndanger the health Infants Children against Experiment.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20

It's sometimes easier to catch on
than II is 10 let 60.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20

Those Tired, Aching Feet of Yours
need Aliens Foot-Ease. 25c at your Dryggi 81 q
Write A >. Olmsted, lie Roy n. Y, Tor sample.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20

Mrs Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething sofens the gums, reduces In
aammation aIlays pain, cures wind collie 2oc bottle
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20

Woman Owns Household.
The wife in Abyssinia always owns
the house and contents.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20

You certainly wouldn't marry a girl
for her money, would you, Tom
"Of course not; neither would have
the heart TO let her become an old
maid because she happened to be well
Off"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1908-08-20
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to ChaS. H. Fletcher.

Blattner, Of Buffalo N T. Your Caoa is good
frequently prescribe It, always obtaining the desired
results"
A. Esengraebe CT St Paul. Mirn I have used
practice with results and
excellent mild and harmless remedy for children
Dr. CT St. Mo, have used and prescribed
number
and to be IN remedy children"
A Philadelphia
baby find pleasant take and have
its use"
Chicago Ill., T have Castoria in
and have found medicine of its kind
the market"
R. E Edeol Omaha Neb T find Castoria to
1t is the best thing infants children
known recommend it."
L. certainly
through all
initiate sufficient
can a physician add? the mothers"
of York City For several have
your continue it has
invariably produced beneficial results"
Sizer Brooklyn. says called
medicines where maker alone ingredients
know the formula of CaOa and advise its use"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-09
,sIu Ons Was to have charge of the

maiu. One was to have charge OF the
vineyards, another the grain iields,
another the dairy and an, ther music.
The work of each field and the fnal
results were graphically portrayed by
the speaker and held the closest atten'
tion of the audience.
No. 2 told why she hated rum, and
the listeners we're made to feel that
she had good cause.
No. 3 gave his (Ronald's) reasons
for not casting his first vote for the
saloon. The employees OF a certain
shop we're told that il they voted for
the saloon In the coming election slO
extra would be found IN their envelop
on next pay day. Ronald worked
bard to support his widowed mother
and crippled sister, and the $40 look
ed very large, but when his mother
told him how Nell came to te Grip
pie from a blow given by father while
drunk the $40 In comparison with the
lifelong sufferings OF his crippled
sister looked very small, and Ronald's
first vote was cast against the saloon.
No. A gave "GrandmotheI's Pray
er," in which grandmother and May,
his wife, wept and prayed for the dis
solute grandson. The prayer was an
swared and the happy ending was
Joy to all.
No. 5 told story of an occurrence
In zoos A. ID. A lady from Hood
River visited her sister In The Dalles
by means OF her new flying machine
called the kite. She left her three
children In the town on the top OF
the mountain as she went over and
called for them on her way back. The
subiect of conversation between the
two sisters was OF a very old book
which they had found somewhere and
which was written as long ago as 1908,
and was very amusing to them, be-
cause 1t portrayed the fashions and
customs OF that barbarous age. The
rum blossom nose was described and
the progress OF that incurable disease
known as office itch. The speaker de-
clared that when a person once caught
the contagion he was never OF any
use again.
No. 6 told of the evils of alcohol as
given by Robert q. Ingersol. A let
er speech would be hard to find.
No. described the alarm which Is
felt when panther is loose and told
how all turn out to guard the chill
dren, but when something worse than
a panther is lying in wait to pollute
their souls we sit quietly by and al
low them to be caught.
While the judges were working on
their score cards the audience was
entertained by songs by Miss Jackson
and Ruth Speer and recitation by
Miss Blancb Ford. The judges then
gave their decision, which was that
No. had scored the highest number
OF points with No. and No. 5 fol-
lowing very close.
No. / was Mrs. Smith French, of
The Dalles; No. Mis-. Julia A.
Hunt, Pine Grove; No. 3, Mrs. Snip
es, The Dalles; No. 4, Mrs j. W.
Rigby, Hood River; No. 5, Mrs. d.
j. Cooper, The Dalles; No. 6, Mrs. j.
X. Carson, Hood River; No. 7, Mrs.
Evinger, Hood River.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-09
Good Fruit Land For Sale.

, From ten to eighty acres of Willow
Flat land. II you cannot buy eighty
acres, you can buy ten acres. Get a
start in Hood River and your fortune is
assured. Buildings and improvements
on part OF the land. A county road
through the center, ON direct route to
Hood River or Mt. Hood, also a ditch
across one corner, price per acre S75
and up. Don't wait. He who hesitates
is lost. "There's tide in the affairs of
men which taken at the food leads on
to fortune: omitted. Sll the voyage Of
is bound In shadows and in
miseries; we must take the current
when it serves or lose our ves.dres.
Don't miss this chance.
Percy T. Shelley,
Hood River, Ore.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-09
viii stay in hO0d River

The remedy that makes you eat, sleep
and grow strong, called Palmo Tablets
viii be sold regularly by Williams
Pharmacy, Hood River. These great
nerve and constitution builders cost only
Soc per box, six boxes, $3.50. If
The old remedies are the best. Hick
ory Bark Cough Remedy has been In
use for over one hundred years by the
old Dutch Dunkards Of Pennsylvania.
and 10 still in use by all the old familie,
OF Western Pennsylvania. IL absolutels
pure: made from the bark OF the whity
or shell bark hickory rec. The bark ie
shipped from the east, and manutacf
tured in Salem, Oregon. For sale by
Chas N. Clarke and all dealers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-09
Seri0ua Accident.

Don Nunnemaksr, of the Frsnkton
school, suffered serious injury last
Mondsy at noon while playing ball.
While running tor base be stepped
on a small rock. which rolled under
him and dislocsted bis ankle and
broke one bone 10 his leg just above
the ankle. His father took him home
in buggy and called In physicians
to set and dress the broken limb. He
is getting along as well as could be ex-
pected aud rests fairly well.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-09
UNDERWOOD.

,,ot moda,no tooL nIooa q, ,ha
ponttann .oe "Ius hota ,aas % % WaJnasasv
Tpo nn a"atrao,;oa .rt,as ,sava I.ntt;.
IIndarwooJ and M HowalI
PIomptlv at II 40 n. m. the bride
and groom marched out to the front
narlor. aecompanied bv Miss Katie
Underwood as bridesmaid and Henry
W.. ..,, NO, Tho o..onu
"ao o'pa narsormed % @ hr II W Dabert
" M;ss Iindarwocd ia tha danabtar q,
Tho Iate Edward Irndarwooa and i.o.
hai IiaSarwood Che is IN ha, i7th
yea, and one of the most popular and
highly esteemed ladies' of Underwood
Mir. Howell is a popular Young farmer
from Wasco, Sherman county, Ore
gon.
Soon after the noon hour the happy
couple crossed 10 hood hiVei III OF
DER 10 take the tiaih 10 Wasoo 10 take
up ramon iife uhder tue supervision
OF M. ana mrs. howell. Inc pes.
wishes OF al theit trlehos go WIN
them TO tneir new home'
M. 5. smith made pleasure and
business Trip 10 Oascaue LOOKS iase
aUaptpu hx tho Ainnnna viaitinu Uif h
S;s a;atas ~ oras % niaht ao;nn 70 port
ian5 Eriaav mornin% cn bSs;nsss m.
"om,aniaS com hu h;s sistsr Mrs Adams
nl,' -. n' '1s. - 80 . a..
rhii otuhr., super,nte1usnt o, tne
ilveF loeces lor the vino hivef Lum-
ger 20 came aown from 'ne camp
SATURDAY evening ne reports tnat @
they nave seVeral Hilioh ieo. Vi loss
thav ara ,arv hnsv eating ont and
his ,om,.nu has Sac,dad to nnt otf
ioooina rnt;, aftor Jnjv
s SEE, 80
ohoIe Amos onuerwoou wn' 10
tmrn;ns Wadn.sdav mo,nino % ' 80
mr: ounueiiahu, Vi tor'ianu, - up
on MS rahoh, setting MS Brouhu to
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-09
Gail for Bids.

Sealed bids will be received at the
office Of the recorder CT the city of
Hood River, Oregon, until 6 O'Clock
p. m, Monday, April g, 1908, for the
grading OF State street fl the con-
ter line of Ninth street to the center
line Of Thirteenth street, as provided
by Ordinance No. l49, which ordi.
nance passed the Common Council
March l6, 1908. These bids will be
opened publicly at s o'clock p. M, of
said day, at the city hall. Plans and
specifications can be seen at the office
of the recorder upon application.
The Common Council reserves the
right to reject any and all bids.
Dated at Hood River, Oregon, this
30th day OF March, 1908.
j. r. Nickelsen,
City Recorder.