The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-08

N~S Ns@ ur9mtacs Ourhne tMo
Three Meals.
Those nswspapsr fellows certainly
ten you 4 was going to rain7 can
win s. ss ot IL few ssys wai' Wish isy
could have saved that little crown
prtnce--tfis mother was so anxious 20
have him get to the tnrone.--Politics
gentleman ought 70 pay his poll tax.
Luncheon-- Everybody knew that II
he couldn't dominate he would try 10
aomineer--The chariot race was prac.
horses knew the piece as well as the
actors--It looked to me as ify the whole
meeting was fixed--Yes. everybody 10
committing suicideI don't believe IN
crime--I didn't think the show was
much except for the race.
Dinner-I just Jumped to my feet
when the race came on--Little IL al
right: ne knew, when to leave that case
BARRIERS don't talk any more than
other people---I wonder. where the re-
porters get their inspire tion--Yes
Guy ris f " ne kind q day peSSpsss
being shut up in q stuffy office.-The
at things straight-They say It was
men are always getting UP some
fake-That new municipal code Is GER
tainiy stirring them up--It's going TO
rain-you watch what say; can ten
Iowstone Kit was here; he was great;
liver pads and all.
New squealker 10 Inferior.
OF course the most notable figure on
Dexter Avenue and the Square where
the geld fish swim as placidly and
peacefully as Il they had never heard
Of Alderman James 8. Parrish. who
tngs, is the new squeal<er. He is very
good but comparatively to his prade-
cessor he is Interior.
The first squeaker needed nothing but
the saueaking organ. a stick. and plen-
~ Of room. The new man has access
series. He has q balloon pig that he
blows up and allows TO expire, the
", while Re makes noise suggestive q
but everybody that has time to pause
upon the corner declares that the new
man is not to be considered. In the
aSsentea himself ns arE ro paSbiists mas
The Pomegranate Person was dying
for a squeaker but he had not the
moral courage 70 STAND before the
Placid Person buy. when The Poms-
granate Person got the squeaker he
could make no noise upon 1t and he.
threatened to bring suit against The
ever for The PLACID scI' Person a S" proved
that the ten centa paid for the squeak
sr came originally from The Placid
Mr. Fetfus Il Present. "a
AMONG the most pleasant persons in
Montgomery yesterday was Mr.. II. w.
Pettus. who was net only pleasant be-
cause OF his personality but promi-
nent on account OF his holding of the
office Of secretary to the state Executive
Committee Of the Democratic party.
Mr. snd P renar, cane yesterday morning
Mr.. Pettus's name affords him a
prominence that he well sustains. He
is son Of the late Francis l. Pet
mnnd an psitus whose 81 the name nate was vas
given him. Az both son and grand
son he makes promise OF being alto
gether worthy He is now a lawyer
making = record that Us IS t thor a
creditable. As an attorney he has de-
ported himself with such success ar
TO make him q marked man among
the young lawyers of Alabama, and as
IN officer OF the ruling committee OF
The great party of Alabama he Is
gaining friends whose admiration ana
loyalty will be valuable lin the times
to come.
MIR. HGeDufffN Mixes.
None OF those who came to Mont
State ExscUtivs COMMITTEES ss Was the Hs t res
eipient OF q more cordial reception than
was given 10 Mi. John McDuffie. OF
Monroe County, who was here rather
OF course. Mr.. McDuffle was very busy
while he was here and he did some
notable things. but nothing was said
about them.
Mr.. McDuffie was first distinguish
ed as the youngest member Of the
Legislature, but he had been there only
Q little while before he was known as
2 very important as well as a very
Influential and prominent person. he
has Influence as well as an individual
vote and even in the first session he
and an entirely efficient worker.
Mr.: McDuffie, when the session OF
the Executive Committee has been
closed. will go away.
To Make Montgomery Great.
Montgomery Is Trying to be a big
city and It Is succeeding very well"
said Or. CASTOR Griel, City Physician,
yesterday. 1T will be big city some
day but II must not forget some OF
the details. One Of these is q charity
81 am not the only man who can
tell now badly We need O charity hos
pitai; the policemen will bear me out an
my assertions. There are charity cases
can do nothing. Recently the city paid
several dollars to get a man out OF
town and to Birmingham so that he
could be treated for q malady Men
halt and blind, MANNED and wounded.
sick and disordered. appear in our
midst and We can do nothing for them.
The private hospitals OF MONTGOMERY
stand over willing to do good but they
cannot do the work.
II Montgomery wishes to stand for
to home"