Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-09-20
She Says Washington is Easy

places in this Old town whore they
can be hired the same as in other
burgs This. usually cost about %
cnnts day. hut very eood-iooktns
one cant b Tired for loss than 81
Once In a while some fresh t'oke
Ncull step aud Z h a lot CT EN-
barrassirg GuestiCns but sh always
reminded b m that it was near tram
time and tear: can open the strongest
wallet.
Now. int.rd 20 hand out the
straight goods for tim, and De on
OF your real ladies' and I'll shell out
so1ue dope for the benefit OF those VINO
amt wis. The easy way to Keep ths
not boiling. if YOU have the wander
lust and unfortunately happen to De
SOM skirts Is to do thesn newly
married females. The only expert
cncn most CT tn m have had IN keep
ing house they learned from CORES
rCndrnca school.
When W. work III" Inside game,
which means we can, lie pulled, BE-
cause We have something to snli ana
are safe TO fit from door 70 door with
our tale of woe and some small ar
JlC!c lJT SdIt. ihaI ~ -
want to take any chances. It's the
hest way. but could never see III.
It's too slow for an old one IKE me.
but it pays best in the end. The cops
can't run you in.
"we)l. as sai! before. got onto
the we5py subj Ct about my past: an
ven have TO do is to tuck YOUR niue
sample under your arm and sally tortn.
II YOU are successful in striking
tender hearts yea reap COOL harvest
The woman who comes hobbllng 10
yorr door. rings the bell timldiy. anu
Is ready with the story of IN" paralEtic
husband. who will die unless she gets
assistance immediately has got you
sized I'D the minutn the door is openeu.
II the 'nerson who answers her sum
mons looks likely she begins to reel
off her heartrcnding tale. II they iook
n g she offers. whatever she has 10
sell and passes on.
Beware the Fair-Haired Lady"
"Tho neat and fair looking hair and
manicure lady is to BE- viewed alar ny
the easy marks. Her dye would XIII
the wool on the back OF sheep. anu
what it won't do to hair ism worth
doing.
"Once upon time there USED 10 De
a cir, here who did the deaf ana dunn
act. She couldn't hear street car
with a. flat wheel on East Capi'o'
street. That is. VIII n she was wofh'
ing but. say, if you whispered nave
a drink out of business hours. she
could hear you block off. anyway.
she worked the city selling soap. ana
she said she made about Sc or - a.
dav. Most pcrscns. after irving 10
make her hear that they didn't wan :
arv SOAP. and. besides, they didn
wash ANYWAY would give her the
r,oney to get rid of her. F5w took the
soap.
Yes. am going to take rest from
the biz for ume. II can maxi
good in this new game | won't go
hack. either. I'm going to try the
straish, Ifs and really work. I'm sor
~ T can't tell YOU more. but II am
right to 90 back on old pals. Only II
YOU write this up. friend. nope tines |
soft guys will read it and get wise.
amt wishing those in the graft any
hard luck but l wish business wohlu
gst so bad they would all have to iea'e
II. You alwa:s have that uneasy Zee
friend and every time you read ABOUT
one Of YOUR pals Icing pinch"d. FC.
wonder to yourself, Maybe I'm next
7 hope YOUR story will put them wise
friend. but say. you won't squeal on
me will YOU washington Post.