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Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

When a man writes as follows. don't
you think he means it? Mr. s. g..
Williams, Powderiy, Texas, says, 81
have suffered for years with Kidney and
Bladder trouble, using every prepare
tlon | came across and taking many
prescriptions all without relief un Ill my
attention was called TO Plneules. Al.
ter 30 days trial ($I.O0,) | am feeling
fine. Money refunded If not satisfied.
Sold by B. II. Gorrel's drug store.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

Mr.. VIM. H. Andersen, NJ. d., OF
Soda Springs. Ida, says that Bees
Laxative Cough Syrup has relieved
coughs and colds. where all other rene.
dies failed. Its gentle Laxative effects
especially recommend it for children.
1t is pleasant to take. For coughs,
colds, hoarseness, whooping cough.
Money REFUNDED if not satisfied. Sold
by b. II. GorreI's drug store.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
lures 1Hlood and skin Disease

Eczema. Greatest Blood Purifier Free.
II your blood Is impure thin. diseased
bet or full of huE ors. if you have blood
poison, cancer, carbunkles, eating
sores. serofrie. erzame. itching, rising
ard humps. SwelliLgs ol superating
sores, scabhy. pinPly skin, ulcers bone
peins. catanb, rheumatism, or any
blood or skin disease. take Botanic
Blood Balm (B. B. b. Soon all sores
heal, aches al d pains stop. and the
PioCd IS made pure and rich Drug
glsts or by express 81 pei large bottle.
Sample free Oy writing Blood Balm Co.,
Atlanta, Ga. b. b. b. is especially ad-
vised for chronic. deep-seated cases Of
blood or skin diseases, as it cures after
all else fails. Nov. 20 01-1.yr
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
Genius Defined.

Professor Of Polite Literature and
High Art-Now, young gentlemen, can
any OF you give me good definition
OF genius? Beloved Disciple-Genius,
sir, is an unlimited capacity for taking
-er-what belongs to. others.-Sydney
N. s. W. Bulletin.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
What She Was Trying to Accomplish

What She Was Trying to Accomplish.
The other morning at the breakfast
table three-yeaF-old Jeanette was pok-
Ing vigorously with her knife at a bis
cult.
"What are you trying to do. Jean
nette?" demanded mother. "Be careful;
you will cut your hand"'
Said Jeanette, T'm trying to un-
loosen this biscuit; it's so tightw-New
York Times.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
The Three Periods.

Jason-There are three periods In a
mans life when he does not under
stand woman. Grayson-And they
are? Jason-Before he knows her
when he knows her aud afterwardl
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
Not a Matter of Choice,

Columbia Alumnus-That woman on
the debate team is intolerable You
wouldn't like TO debate with a woman.
would you? Cornell Alumnus-Got so
don't mind it now. Been married
Ave years.-New York Tribune.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

A galloway being built in rurkSstan
Is the greatest enterprise of the kind in
the world. Ii will carry coal n distance
Of lao, GAO yards over n route with grad
tents of = 900 meters.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

Measuring 10 feet inches, an octo-
pus, while being killed at Tooradin, Vie.
toria, twlned tentacle 80 firmly around
the foot of one OF its captors that the
mem brane had to be cut to free the man.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

Had dyspepsia or indigestion for
years: No appetite, and whet did eat
distressed me terribly. Burdock Blood
Bit5ers cured Inc. u. II. Walker, Sun
bury, Ohio,
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

Don't let the baby suffer from ecze-
ma, sores CT any itching of the skin.
Doan's Ointment gives instant relief,
cures quickly. Perfectly safe for child.
rem. All druggists sell It.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

EThe Michigan Supreme Court decio-
ed that the new constitution OF that
state must be submitted at the general
election in November, instead of at
special election in April.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
An Agreement.

Parishioner "a little. the worse for
liquor)-I hearth you preazh las night
New Minister-You didn't hear muck,
] fancy. Parishioner-Tha what-hic
II thought myself.-Leslie's Weekly.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
Ready Remedy.

Author-I am troubled with insomnia.
y lie awake at night hour after hour
thinking about my literary work. His
Friend-How very foolish Of you'll Why
don't you get up and read portions Of
Ats
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
Hard Lines.

"Does your wife make you explain
ell your acts"
"Worse than that"
"Worse than thatf"
Far worse; she doesn't permit me to
explain them. Houston Post. =
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

Never can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer cut, bruise. burn or
scald. Be prepared. DIR. Thomas Eclec-
trio Oil instantly relieves the pain
quickly cures the wound,
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

The price OF eggs to England has ad
vaneed greatly in late years. The value
of last years home product was CO, 800.
600 greater than that of 10 years ago.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

Whenever ! find great deal of
gratitude IN poor man / take It for
granted there would be as much gen.
crosby II he were a.riehsman.-Pope
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

The Southern Railway has with
draw its funds from ell its banks In
Georgia to prevent attachments from
being served on the Roads money,
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
The spsndthrift Version.

"You know that old saying" began
Kwoter, Take care Of the pennies
and'"- 49,
"And," interrupted Galley, "the dol
lars will take care Of your heirs
Philadelphia Press.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
WASTING STRENGTH

Women who suffer from unnecessary, disagreeable,
painful, weakening, female complaints, will find that
Wine of Cardui is safe and pleasant remedy for all
their ills 1t acts directly upon all the delicate infamed
tissues purifying the blood throwing off the coggng
matter and relieving female disorders such as Irregular
scanty. profuSe. painful catamenia prolapSe, etc.
Also relieves headache, backache, dizziness,
cramps dragging pains, nervousness, irrtabiy, etc.
If you need advice write us letter, telling us all
your symptoms. We will send free advice Gin plain
sealed envelope). Address: Ladies' Advisory Dept,
The Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
NS s w NorfaIkIsWestsrl
Schedule in effect Nov. 24th. 1907.
Leave Buena Vista.

Schedule in effect Nov. 24th. 1907.
Leave BUena Vista. '
NORTHBOUND.
MOI 93lP. VI. Daily, For Basic Luiay
llagerstown and New York. Pull
man sleeper to PHILADELPHIA.
No.14. 3.3G p. Vi. Daily, For Hagerstown
philadelphia New York and In
termedate stations. Pullman
sleeper to New York via Harris
. bure.
SOUTIlBOUND.
No. /. 722 AN. Daily. For Roanoke
Bristol, Bmeheld, Norton. Win
ston-Salem, Charlotte y. G..
WEIGH and intermeliatcate sta.
lions. Pullman sleeper Phila.
delDhia to Gary. Cafe Car Roam
ole and Gary
No. II. 2.G9P. NJ Daily. Fol Roanoke,
Bristol, Blu-held winston Salem
and intermediate stations. Ex-SunI
and Knoxville, Cincinnati, Column
bus. Chicago, and points West and
Southwest Pullman sleeper Buena
Vista &c Knoxville and Roanoke 10
Columbus. CaleDining Car
Aiditionallnfotmation and ratesehesT
fully furnished by q. Z. Ablahams
Ticket Agent, Buena Vista, Va.
". B. BEVLL, NJ. F. BRAGG
Gen. Pass Agent Tray. Pass. Agt,
ROANOKE. VA.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

did not use any internal remedy, and
while some gave partial relief, none re-
lieved as much as did the first box Of
Cuticura Ointment. l made purchase
Of Cuticura Soap and Ointment and
my hands were perfectly cured after two
boxes of Cuticura Ointment and one
cake of soap were used. ! now keep
them on hand for sunburn, ETC., and use
Cuticura Soap for shaving. could write
a great deal more in reference to my
cure but do not want to take more Of
pur time. William H. Dean. Newark,
Del, Mar. rs, 1907"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25
DEEP CRACKS
FROM ECZEMA
Could Lay Slate-PenciI in One
Hands in Dreadful State Dis.
ease DeHed Remedies and Pre-.
scriptions- Suffered Seven Years.
FOUND A PERMANENT
CURE IN CUTICURA

II had eczema on my hands for about
seven years and during that time had
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1908-03-25

used several so-called
remedies, together with
physicians and drug
gists' prescriptions. The
disease was so bad on
my hands that 1 could
lay a slate-pencil in one
of the cracks and a rule
placed across the hand
would not touch the
pencil. ! used -,
-, - Skin Lotion,
.- Remedy and
Others externally but l
A
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

reckless disregard of propriety that
has at once astounded the country. and
is wholly indefensiblc. 1t i'll becomes
him, therefore, TO arraign Mr.. Gompers,
or any one else. for disrcspect TO the
courts And his lotter at this time
is evidently cry of distress at the
number Of votes which he feels that
Mr.. Gompers is influencing away from
Taft and for Mr., Bryan. But that sort
of letter will not stay the tide; in
fact, IL is more likely TO precipitate Il
landslide from the union labor element
to Mr.. Bryan, Because it is an nrraign.
ment of Mr. Gompers for disrespect to
the courts and an unjust interference
with them by q man who is himself the
most conspicuously guilty of any Ameri-
can in his angry, rash, and indecent as
saults upon the judiciary of his coun-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

point wheen he showed up the thieying
proposition to take away from the city
administration two of its inn
portant departments aud the property
attaching thereto. This would be at
once dishonest, unconstitutional. and
yiolative Of popular rights; something
10 be resented by every taxpayer and
well wisher of Salt Lake.
Whenever Judge Powers speaks on
any public question, his remarks are
pointed and illumirative. His talk will
have g splendid effect on the political
situation here It clarifies certain
points that the opposition sought
strenuously TO mystify and muddle; but
1T Is impossible that this could be done
so as to affect the mind of any intelli-
gent voter. And in his brilliant re-
marks clearing the situation and watt
ing away the mists that vicious op-
position sought to befog leading ques-
tions in, Judge Powers deserves the
thanks Of every loyal, Independent
voter in Utah.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

on the raw TO the beneficiary OF crime
caled upon TO make good the money
! that he has swiHdled the county out Of
by the crime through which he beDe-
hted An3 that is precisely the situa-
tion of the Deserct News today. 1t
1reads above everything else in the
world an Investigation of county af.
fairs that will disclose officially the
/. forgery referred TO, aYd the amount
that the News company has swiudlcd
the public out cf through that forgery.
But the public may rest assured that
with the triumph of the American
party (aE2 the American party is GO
ing - triumph), not only the News, but
every other crimiGally favored church
schomer that was tina beneficiary of
that forgery will be compelled TO make
good to the utmost farthing, so far
as the law will enable the Officials to
enforce Justice and make good On the
swindle upon tho public which had its
origin in that forgery. II is perfectly
right an6 proper that the Deseret News
shouIo pay the back taxes on that
$4,000 which the crime referred to al
lowed it TO dodge. The 4. c., NJ. L. also
was beneficiary Of that forgery tc the
amount Of 800 900. There is nc reason
in the vgorlG why the Z. c.. NJ !. should
not mako good to the public the
money that Il has thus cheated the
public out cf for these past twelve
years. If tho law can be made TO serve
the purpose. the Deseret News and u.
e, M. J., and all other benefciaries
OF that forgery will certainly be COM
PEELED t. pay into tht county treasury
the amount out OF which they have
swlndleG that treasury heretofore. And
the peril that thoy may have to do this
is what exercises the News and puts
it into such frcth Of rage whenever
there is talk of investigating the
arookedness in county affairs.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22
ANOTHER MoRR1sITE MASSACRE.

The Morrisite massacre, infamous in
the annals of Utah, was a massacre OF
rival reliG;onists, melted by the Brig
hamito branch Of the Mormon church.
Blood was shed in that massacre, merci-
lessly and uselessly.
A new Morrisite massacre is now pro-
lected; this time without bloodshed, po.
litical only, and tho victims are TO be
Democrats. President Nephi l.. Morris
of tho Salt Lake stake of Zion, is the
leader in this new form Of Morrisite
massacre. No possible Democrat is TO
be spared, but all are to be roped and
dragged into the Republican ranks.
This was the true meaning and pur-
pose OF meeting presided over by
President Nephi l.. Morris, held In the
Sixteenth ward meeting house on Mon
day evening of this week. AT that
meeting an editorial from the Salt Lake
Tribune Of October 14th, which is re-
produced elsewhere on this page, was
read to the assembled saints, and there
upon agreement was solemnly made that
1--WE viii not sustain any man in office
who will support the American ticket.'
This means, of course, that the saints
then and there assembled pledged them
selves to vote for the Republican ticket
and against the Democrats. as the best
means to defeat the Americans. I'm
donbtcdly that must have heen the mean.
ing And good many other Indications
point TO tho same conclusion on the
part of the church; beginning with the
Smoot activity in politics and follow
ing right along with the Endorsement
by President Joseph T. Smith at tho
recent conference OF the Republican
church Of the Republican ticket and the
Republican Congressional delegation.
There is not one thing in that Tribune
editorial against the Mormon church.
There is not one thing autagonistic TO
the Mormon religion. There is not one
thing that any hopest-minded Mormon
is entitled to take any offcnse at. The cdi-
torial simply proclaimed, as tho fact
is, that the paramount issue in Salt
Lake City and county, and in this Judi
cial district this year, is resistance to
the tyrannical political and civil usurpa-
tions by the Mormon hierarchy. Honest
Mormons cannot range themselves in
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22
IN TERROR OF INVESTIGATION,

The Deseret News last night went
proposition 10 have an investigation of
the crookedness in county affairs. the
wasting of public money, and the di-
version of taxation raised for public
purposes to personal and political ends.
In its froth against the investigation.
the News raled up q lot Of it's old hes
against the city, and then claimed that
the 100000 spent on special auditors
was without benefit To the city. and
questions whether the money was
honestly earned. The News also chews
over its old proposition against the
transfer Of money frorn one funi to an.
other, evidently not understanding in
the least HOW any more than when il
made its first silly charge about il
that these transfers are perfectly
straightforward aud legal; il fact, are
necessary III order to preserve the in
tegrity of the special funds created by
law.
1t always makes the News frantic to
hear any one suggest an investigation
Of county affairs. ard this is quite
natural, because the News WAS the
beneficiary of forgery on the assess.
ment roll moro than twelve years ago.
through which the assessment OH its
plaut was cut down $4,000. Naturally
the News does not want any inyesti.
CATION Of that crime. And it would
hate the worst way to have to make
good to the public the money that the
public was swindled out Of By that
forgery, There is nothing SO rasping
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

is n bad citizen, an unfa,thfuI sh.., ~|
Il deceitful ncighbor. one from, paerd
il is useless for any ono to cxpoow whcu
did advice and from whom II car
to expect the Judgment OF an iufile,
mind. none;t
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22
Where The Tribune Is on Sale.

Murray, Utah-EXcelsior stationery 90,
Ind, phone I'LL
Ogden. Utah-Temporary office. corner
Twenty-fifth and Washington ave. un-
der Ogden State Bank.
Provo, Utah-Utah News Co.
New York-Waldorf- Astoria; Hotalins's.
Broadway and Thirty-eighth streets.
Chicago-Auditorium hotel; Palmer house;
Aaron News Agency.
Washing ton-Scw Willard news stand
OTaha-Cnion Station news stand, Kemp
and Aronseu News Co.
KS nsas City-Yoma News Co.
Portlnnd-Bowman News Co.; Oregon
News Co, Barkalow Bros.
Los Angeles-B. Il, Amos.
San Francisco-Amos News Co.
Scattle-Chas. II. German. \. Isserlls.
DcnYer--Brown Palace, Kendrick Book
and Stationery Co: ii. y. Hansen: Echo
News Service.
Bolsc-Idanha hotel; Boise Book and
Music Co; Edmond Salmon.
Pocatelo-Chaffe " Co.; Gray News Co,
Butte-John G.. Evans; Keefe Bros. p. Q.
news stand.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

One OF the best compliments that can
DC paid TO an individual is TO endeavor
10 initiate his conduct, II is precisely
hat respect the American party desires
70 pay to the Nation-to have Utah
behave as the Nation behaves.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

Early in the campaign, Speaker Can.
non promised TO speak for the Rcpubli
TAN candidates in every doubtful local.
ny; but it appears 10 him now that it
would be physically impossible for him
10 cover the ground.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

that they were expected to obey the
law. and they haven t done so yet, The
people are and have been charitable in
the extreme for many years, but the
bed.slat is now about to 20 into active
ScrI-ire
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

Heretofore it has been supposed that
ho Duke Of the Abruzzi wanted lot
VI money as an inducement to become
The son"in-law Of some rich and foolish
American, but his press agent now tel's
is that lie will be quote satisfied wiz
iuc crown.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

OF course, YOU may believe that n
Mormon apostle is not a polygamist if
you like, and no one will be able to
convince you TO the contrary except
you outliye the apostle.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

1t is quite III keeping with the unrea.
Ron and ignorance Of the Smoot
Mouth - 10 want TO "restore )" condi.
tions here that have never existed
here
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

II may be a hard lesson TO learn how
TO be decent citizen. vet ic must be
lone sooner or later; and the best thing
Tor the poiygamists 10 do is TO ''Do it
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

Apparently the endcavor 20 prevent
Americans from voting any National
ticket they choose was the start of
something the starters couldn't finish.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

Rockefeller is the thrifty one.
though He became famous by making
money. and now he is making money by
writing how he became famous.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

II is said that in their effort to make
public hit, Apostle Smoot and Colonel
c. Ed Loose will empty both barrels
into the voting crowd
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

Did you ever pray7 Yes7 Well, lust
send in a petition TO be delivered from
the long-haired man and the short
haired woman.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

What we would like to know of
County Clerk Eldredge is whether or
not his record OF marriages is complete.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

Now. If you have valuable estate
lying in chancery in the cold coun
try you can find out all about it for
Two cents.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

Mr.. Roosevelt, it seems. goes
roundabout way to put in practice his
ideu o: ''square deal
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

Honest toilers arc the country's best
friends; but it is impossible to call law
breaking tithe graftcrs either
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

But isn t 1t rather poor campaign
argument to complain that the Ameri-
eau party desires 10 enforce the laws.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

lIr Hobson, however. will declare
that Japan became so good and affec-
tlonGtc only after she saw our warships
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

Yes; but this is the thing: Are you
going to register on next Tuesday!
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

Disputatious persons are always open
TO argument, but mover open TO convic-
zion
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22
Thursday. October %, 1908.

Now is the day Of the political claim
agent,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

But the prophets can't complain.
fh"v were notified forty.six years ago
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22
Tribune Bell Telephones.

Entered at the Postoftce at Salt Lake
City as second class matter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-22

1000 yards of the famous Barnsby
Crash, warranted all pure linen zoe grade,
Special 13c a yard.
Rubdry Bath Towels, all sizes Reduced