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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

TIGERS BACK ON
HOME FIELD TO MEET SOX


race, which is not. far from their
proper rating. u
Is there dissension on the team
The writer has spent weeks with
the men on the road and at home. and
has seen no evidence OF that buga boo
that has broken up so many good ball
clubs.
Are the Tigers going to pieces all
at once after the manner OF the cham
pion Bostons and the famous one-hoss
shay OF oliver Wendell Holmes?
This should not be the case, for
the players are much younger than
the average big league aggregation.
and dope up TO be even better than
last year, with the discovery OF in
creased strength In the pitching stan,
McIntyre's return to the game and
Schaefer's great batting that has been
the real feature OF the teams cam
paign up TO date.
Is Hughie Jennings losing his grip!
This Is too absurd TO dwell upon as
a serious consideration.
The only explanation OF the remark
able form reversal which has changed
the Tigers from the best club In the
league to the poorest. Is doubtless
found In the following series Of cir
cumstances:
klllian and Donovan are not yet In
form and this pair won considerably
more than half the Detroit games last
year.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29
CHAT AND TIL CPoRT AND
OoMMENT Ct OPoRTSMAN

above the face OF his contract is an.
titled 10 his freedom from reserve At
the end OF the year, provided that be
can prove IL.
THE AUTOMOBILES who left
Detroit this morning on the first
annual endurance run or the Detroit
Automobile Dealers association have
make friends for BIG CHANCE
the industry in FOR THE
t s9tsa inf Sy I ao d ie. AuroIsrs.
meaning themselves while enroute as
TO command for themselves The re-
spect and friendship OF those who oo-
cupy the road and line the sides CT
the b ghway.
A LITTLE DISCRETION AND A
LITTLE TACT. EXERCISED ON
THE RUN WILL MAKE MORE
FRIENDS FOR THE MOTOR CAR
AMONG THE RURAL AND VILLAGE
POPULATION OF THE STATE
THAN WOULD BE POSSIBLE BY
THE DISTRIBUTION OF A TON OF
LITERATURE ON THE SUBJECT.
II is the common belief OF the farm
OF shat ar automobile driver believes
that lAe roads are constructed for his
benefit end pleasure. All too often
tho acts OF the city man out on
run make this belief seem rational.
On the ether hand. many Is the auto
mobllist who comes back To town
with a story OF a farm wagon which
blocked his path and made him cacw
dust for perhaps mile.
The automobillst who, on the pres
ent run. is content TO slow down when
farm team shows symptoms Of de-
sire 10 climb telegraph pole; who
exercises discretion when at close
quarters and who, instead Of fostering
the view that his car 10 a jvsgernaut.
instead OF sane, safe vehicle, Will
be doing his cause and those Of his
companions a benefit which 10 likely
TO be lasting and which, II pursued by
his comrades in the aggregate, will
surely be a mighty power for recon
cilina the two elements which are now
so radically at outs.
The trafic regulations. so elastic in
the case OF horse-drawn vehicles, auto
mobiles and bicycles, do not seem 10
apply 10 the street roller skating
nuisance and II will undoubtedly take
some good red blood on the pavements
TO abate the most dangerous practice
ever practiced by the small boy OF
Detroit.
Now that Sweet Potato Red has
gotten out OF jail, and the Champions
are back on their home park. the CON-
bination may be UP and doing. Some
day. as we've remarked before, the
Tigers will get started!
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29
psitss az Pontiac Sunday.

The Deltas are OF. The Deltas will
play the Hess Co., OF Pontiac. Sunday.
May 8. All players and rootcrs will
take the IL o'clock car az the ID. U.
r. waiting room. The Delta's still
have some open dates and would like
20 hear from Wayne. Wyandotte.
Rochester,, BEDFORD OF Plymouth for
Decoration day or Fourth OF July. Ad-
dress, @. II. Davenport. No. 90 Lyssnd-
er-st Home phone City 4it3-R.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29
Noteworthy Events In the
American League Race

By their defeat NJ Cleveland,
the Detroit Tigers slippsd Into
eighth place In the rscs In which
they won the 1907 championship.
Joss secured three hits out Of
three times st bat for Cleveland
sosInst Detroit.
The AthistIcs made . triple
plsy, engineered by osoroe psvIs,
on psIehsnty's short ny.
Washington knocked Plank and
Maxwell out OF the box, and Dele
hsnty saved the game by q great
catch In the ninth. the Nationals
winning st PhlIsdsIphis. 9 20 4.
Glaze could not stop New York,
and Newton won another game
from Boston, which he held 70
five hits.
o.. Louie won from chiosao In
II innings, pIrsen holding the
COX safe after the score hsd been
tied, G. Jones, stone and VIII
Hams bstted ennIth hard.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
New York 3, Boston 2.
Philadelphia 5, Brooklyn 1.
Cold weather elsewhere.
Today's Games.
Pittsburg at Chicago.
Philadelphia at Brooklyn.
New York at Boston.
ST. Louis at Cincinnati.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

Students who have graduated In
Germany are being engaged for the
Hanyang tChina) iron works and ar
sensl to improve the quality OF the
arms being turned out there
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

Hsts--06 Cisrkscu. . In . Ia insingst
on Joss, . In 20 80 fnninssp on kiIiisn,
I'm q isnfnasI oG Muilis. In In
nfsgs. First bsss On svrsss--Cievsissd
\. T~vs-bssc bNs--Bysdlsy, joss ., ste
vaii, Cobb, schssfes, ncsswas. Three
bsss hit--Jess, sscvtnce hits--Sbii, Ia
tsis, stoiss basss-3smts 2. Double
pIsys--Joss, Lsjets aud stovsiip joss,
MIL, stovsii spd LstoIc, First base ..
bsIs--On eisvksos ., OF ktsffas Z, ea
MpIIsn .. hit BY pitched bsii--By
Clsrksen 4 toTesrv)p ny Msliis
tBirmfsehssnl, Left ON bsses--Cfsve-
IasA .. Detsesf q. struck ouf--By Joss
.. ny ksIlisn l.sy MusIts a. Ttms--3so7.
Umpive--O1,svghftn,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

Domesfie trouble seems 60 have an ex-
). ceItept effect on the pitching OF little
frank Sparks.
HE po1sce probably saved Terry Me-
81 Govern from the bug house for keeps
s ~ refusing TO allow him 10 box last
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29
INCONSISTENCIES
BOX BUT LIGHTLY

NEW YORK. April 2s.--Terry Nc
Govern and Johnny Summers, the
English boxer, failed Of their purpose
to, trade wallops last night owing TO
the activity OF the police. McGovern
and Summers were scheduled TO go
ten rounds at one OF the National
Sporting clubs now extant IN New
York. The bout went six rounds and
was very tame.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

The luck has been breaking consist
ly against the Tigers.
The team has not been batting as
we'll as IL should. though IL started out
we'll when the pitchers were allowing
the enemy to run bases almost at
will.
has hurt his batting and he has not
yet recovered his usual efficiency.
Jennings has been making expert
ments--neeessary experiments which
he believes are worth while. II Nc
lntyre's batting eye comes back, as il
must, 10 is worth while keeping Matty
In the game tlll IL does. II the young
pitchers develop, as they should, they
will be OF plenty OF use later on.
The team has been playing its home
games on a new field and has lacked
TO a great extent the advantage which
the home grounds usually bring.
In the meantime. the odds are even
that the Tigers work their way up
into the first division inside OF a
month
AND IF THEY GET THAT FAR.
THERE is STILL PLENTY OF OP-
PORTUNITY FOR THEM TO GET
HIGHER UP THAN THAT.
During the Chicago series-and per
haps today-Jennings Is likely TO send
Slever to the firing line for what will
look nightly like a last trial for the
veteran southpaw. II he pitches a
creditable game. the club will have
man well worth carrying on account
OF his effectiveness against Washing
ton. Boston and the Soy
IL Eddie fails again ii Is likely TO
mean another trip TO the minors for
the southpaw. who has pitched so
many good games for Detroit
Fielder Jones is likely TO send
either White or Altrock to the firing
line TO oppose. Walsh is also a pos
sibility In case the latter pitches.
Jennings will probably oppose with
Summers. who now leads the Tiger
pitchers 10 games won and lost. hav-
ing been victorious in two out OF his
three appearances on the rubber
Batting order;
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

II johnson does not get his match with
Tommy Burns over In England, ne
il pretty sure 10 hook up with his
old black rival and fellow fakir. Sam
Mcvey, over in Paris.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29
o. KS 70 Give Ball.

The o. X. Baseball club will give
q grand ball at German Salesman hall.
No. 81 Monroe-ave., Thursday evening,
April 30. A cordial invitation Is ex-
tended 10 all baseball managers and
players.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

BILLY Dane W. Pete sssts.. the big
Oreek. and Otto suiswsbi W. Albei
Parker, for the championship or the
attractions OF a wrestling show st
the Olympia Athletic club. No. fsb
Fwsnty-ssoond-st. tcnisht
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

,.s Co.. IS johS R.'t Phsss 1875.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29
THE BIG LEAGUE RACES AT A GLANCE

Yesterdays Results
y Cleveland IL, Detroit s.
s ST. Louis 4. Chicago 3 iii inningsD.
washington 6. Athletics S.
New York q. Boston 4.
Today's Games.
Chicago at Detroit.
washington at Philadelphia.
Cleveland ut st. Louis.
Boston at New York.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

Now that Sweet Potato Red has
gotten out OF Jail, and the Champions
are back on their home park, the CON-
bination may be up and doing. Some
day, as we've remarked before, the
Tigers will get started.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

THE AUToMoBILISTS who left
4 Detroit this morning on the first
annual endurance run or the Detroit
Automobile Dealers association have
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

Newcastle entry.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-29

above the face of his contract is an.
titled TO his freedom from reserve at
the end OF the year, provided that De
can prove Ii.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-09-24
American Girl shoes at TayIor's,

American Girl shoes nj Taylor's.
Miss Almoud'nger Of New Orleans is
the guest Of Mr. and Mrs. ]. L. Fonda.
Taylor, the CIothier, next door to post
office.
L. W. Branch, Esq, prominent
lawyer Of Qutmau, Ga, was business
visitor in the city last Friday
Come ia ladies and see the 800 Piano
that is to be given away free by W. ".
Taylor
Home Earning Versus House Rent
ing is the title Of an important series OF
articles which begins 10 the October
Woman's Home Companion, 1t may
give you some interesting suggestions.
Wauted;-To buy syrup, sweet rota,
toes, chickens eggs and other country
produce for cash or trt1e. Greeuville
Yellow Pine Co., Greehyille, Fla, Gone
lie west.) 9-24-3t,
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-09-24

Free, $500 Piano ty y NJ. Taylor.
DR.. Wash NJ. Ives Of Lake City spent
Friday and Saturday IN the city.
For evening and street costumes see
j. L. Staten, Naldosta, ia.
a society OF the b. Y. P. L. has been
organized among the members Of the
First Baptist church and the following
officers elected for the first term; Theo.
eslie, president; c NJ Kenney let
vice president; j. f Hardee, Pod vice
president: Miss Bessie Golden, secre
tary. and Miss Dallie Kenney, organist
Monday night of each week has been
selected as the time OF the regular
meetings. There is great work FOR
this society to do and we wish them all
manner OF success in their labors
W. II. E. Terry, Pinetta, Fla, carries
a line Of cofiins and caskets
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-09-24

Do you want a $500 Piano, freeY See
Ia lor,
Miss Clara Coggins is in Jackson
vile the guest Of Miss Lala Jordan
Miss Ellie Hardee left Saturday for
SpartanburQ, s. c., where she will en-
roll as pupil in Converse College.
When you come to the Plnetta Union
Gin bring your chickens and eggs and
get the TOD of the market at rerry's.
At the regular meeting OF Madison
Lodge Knights OF Pythias on Monday
night last the rank Of Knighthood was
conferred upon Esquire A..A. Truelove,
who proved himself "a brave Esquire"
Quite a number Of the brethren were
present at the meeting but not so many
as at the meetings of the past two or
three weeks. 1t is getting on towards
time for oyster suppers and it behooves
all good Knights TO attend the regular
sessions Of the lodge.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-09-24
FIottda's Higher Educational Institutions.
The State College for Women
FLORIDA Female College,
Tallahassee, Florida.

A College for Women, without par
allel IN the South, embracing a College
Of Liberal Arts; a Normal School; a
School Of Industrial Arts; a School Of
Fine Arts, offering instruction in draw
ing, painting, piano, pipe.Organ, violin,
voice-culture, elocution, and physical
culture.
Forty Florida counties and seven
states represented In the enrolment
last session.
Fine new dormitory, with rooms for
one hundred and sixty girls, just
completed. Plans for other extensive
improvements are already made.
y For further information or catalogue,
write to -
A. A. MURPHREE.
President.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-09-24

IT'S TIME
to think Of your
new Fall suit. We
have some very
clever models that
we'd like to show
YOU. They're con-
ceived by t h e
Schwabs of St.
Louis. Here is one
of the styles. It's
SIS spec
ial; set-price label
ION the sleeve"
Schwab quality in
side and out. They
are the best in
America at t h e
price. One-price-tO
all, all-Over-Am
lea. See them;yOu'll
want them.
W.S.OVERSTREEE.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-09-24
University of the
State of Florida
Gainesville, Florida.

A high grade institution for young
men, Offering Literary, Scientific En-
gineering, Agricultural and Pedagogical
Courses.
Strong Faculty; well equipped lab
oratories; thorough instruction, both
theoretical and practical; careful SUI.
pervision and disciplinei high moral
tone
No tuition charges to Florida stu
dents. Other expenses very low. For
catalogue and Information, address
ANDREW SLEDD,
President.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-09-24
TOWN TOPICS.
Our Phone 76.

Walk over shoes at Taylor's.
Frank Parramore returned from New
York Saturday
Ice Cream fresh every day at D. G.
smiths.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. CIV. Faulkner
on last Thursday q girl baby.
For saIe:-Seed Rye and Early Oats.
Apply 10 Fraleigh Lnes.Snelfer Co.
Jas. W. Cobb snd wife Of Perry are
visiting friends and relahves-Jn the
county.
WIFE. Terry, Plnetta, has a large
stock Of merchandise and will treat you
right
Mrs Theo. Randell spent Tuesday in
town with her daughter, Mrs. Y. c.
Smith.
Watch for the big s4OO Piano deal.
See Taylor,
Cotton has been coming in lively dur
ing the past week and the gins are run ]
ming on full time.
BreeJloye's ice cream. all havors, fresh |
every day at Madison Drug Co.
J.E. Hardee returned Saturday night
from Savannah where he had been to
receive treatment OF his eyes.
For shirt waists and skirts see j. L.
Staten, Valdosta, Ga.
Crawford Armstrong returned Mon
day night from Electra, Fla, where he
has been spending a vacation Of two
weeks.
Plank's Chill Tonic for malaria,
chis, fever, colds and lagrippe. Price
25 cents, All dealers. 3m.
Miss Lllzle Taylor has returned home
from most pleasant visit Of several
weeks with friends and relatives in Ma
con, Ga.
Looking: For Clothing? See Taylor.
Mrs. j, Randell Walker and infant
have returned TO their home in Valdos.
ia after a visit Of several weeks with
Mrs, P. s. Coggne.
Rings Little Liver Pills for bilious
ness, sickheadache. They keep you
well. % cents. Try them, Sold by B.
F, Eoseley,
Mrs. Sidney Hlnely and her pretty
little daughters Of Live Oak came from
their home at Live Oak last Thursday
and are guests Of Mrs. Theo. O. Smith
For clothing go to Terry,s at Pnetta,
A brick addition is being built TO the
iewelry store of T. G. Vanu and wher
completed 1t will be used exclusively Rs
the central Office Of the telephone sys-
ten.
Farm to Rent:-My farm to rent for
l9O9 About miles nor Invest OF town
on Greenyille road, containing $50 acres,
apply to c. B. Ashley tor terms. Mrs.
Olive b. Dickinson. $50 4w
Sheldon Brinsop has gone back to his.
nrst love- and is again behind the
counters Of the Smith Mercantile CO 4
Where he will be delighted to see aud
serve his many friends.
Taylor sets the style in Madison.
Next door to post office
Rev Sam J. White is continuing bis
vent meetings during the week and the
same schedule Of services which has
OOtalned for the past week will be
continued until further notice.
Before buying visit the Millinery and
q, sul' Parlors Of J L. Staten, valdosta,
Georgia. l.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-09-24

''''0 vas
III Town a lie" Gays This week,
Fo' 7"le,-A small iron safe Cheap.
Apply Ut 'n's ONCE II.
l.. h. Moore, the well known and
popular naval stores man is Off on Il
"Trip TO t'"nta'
Schloss Bros q, fine clothing at Tay-
lors.
Mrs. T. W. Milhnor and children of
Falmouth, were guests Of MS. \. c..
sasser sereral,days this week
Russell Vann handles Arnold Rro'-
shingles Cal. at his store for prices.
Mrs. 3. B. Mccall graciouslv enter.
tanned at cards Tuesday night in honor
of Miss Almondlpger Of New Orleans.
Pine and oak wook delivered nror,,t
". Telephone your orders to R B
Bishop for D NJ. Deas.
Mrs. w. S. Jordan returned TO her
home in Jacksonville last Friday after
visit Of a few days with Mrs. p s
Coggns.
II Won are a suffsrar from, ni,as Nr.,.
Zau Pile Remedy will bring. relief with
the first application. Guaranteed. Price
80 cents. Sold by B. f. Moseley.
Mr. and Mrs. W. 7 Psrrsuora 20
turred boma SATURDAY From, Tnsia.
Springs, Ca. where they had been for
about two weeks.
Fol, cost spi,s in oil Tho ,o.,.. ..,,..I
,,o,,. 1,s,,o,sd,tTT' 49, w.
,. =, 'N'
mr. P..a p,,,oor. .,or+ .ho u,u,. :.
Nrodison Ios, ,rr,r,lar ri,r ~. L.su,
er, Or. A. L. Bialock, and left Friday
for Atlanta accompanied by his sister. /
Mrs. George L TAYLOR.
BreedIove,s ice cream, all Aavors fresh
avery dsv at Madison Drpg Co
MI. vp,,, r1,.,,,. ..a,,,..,..T,
- , mrsa-, t,y 49, ;,,S ~ -,
NJ >, H.. e. I'm
return here as soon as her sister has
recovered from her illness.
Don,t no afraid to Give ,,bamber,a,n,s
Corob Peredv n vopr cbildren T.
contains NO on;um or otbar borrfrl
drug. II always cures For sale by W
p Davis and u g smith
,,...,.,
OF Live Oak are glad to have him with
them for few DAYS. He came from bis
home at Live Oak Saturday and is the
guest OF bis brother, Mr.. B.F. Moselev. !
Found. The latest STYLES in cIotbing
M TavIor's.
!
10 'he A. ~ harper Flano 20" OF
Jacksonville we are lnoeoIeo ior most
pmo'oE "r ''e Vi 'ne eer
The Washington herald., 1908-06-28

"Oh. gracious" cried Diogenes, hiding
his eyes.
And that my complexion is the very
latest patent"
i thought It was the bloom Of youthT'
moaned D!ogenes.
Bloom Of Youth. I retorted. costs
s. a bottle. but It isn't any good. And 7
don't care what you thought or what
YOU know about me. so long as you
like me and find me charming and"
But Diogenes had jumped Up and was
holding his lantern so that its rays fell
fun upon me-
AT lastr he cried. with a look OF awe
in his face. AT last"
"What?" I exclaimed. starting up and
glancing nervously about.
AN honest-person" breathed the
Cynic. And that woman"
Nonsense I retorted. shaking out my
skirts and starting for the Hellespont, It
don't deny those things-because they
aren't so"
But Diogenes had sunk back into his
tub with exhaustion and was Idly making
circles IN the air.
The Washington herald., 1908-06-28

dining with was his sister. and that he
never takes anything stronger than coffee
with his meals, and goes home every
night 20 his lonely bachelor fat. and nev-
er looks AZ woman when he isn't look
ing at you. and all the other frayed and
dos-eared fairy stories"
Stop cried Diogenes, sitting I'D in his
/ tub. Those aren't fairy stories" he
added severely. ''They're-they're man
/ isms."
l shrugged my shoulders. took out nv
vanity case and began powdering my
nose.
There you gor exclaimed Diogenes.
shooting me a malignant glance from un-
der his bushy eyebrows. 4 suppose youu
be telling me in a moment that it's a
'womanism' 10 wear bought complexion
and other peoples hair and a sawdust
figure"
It's perfectly natural" I returned
TRANQUILITY.
'What?"
Tor woman to 90 those things-and
tC lie about her age and the number of
her shoes and the price Of her hats. She
can't help doing it any more than she
can help breathing or falling in love.
Besides. it doesn't hurt anybody" I add
ed, tucking my vanity case back in my
sleeve.
1T hurts mans faith in women." q"
grumbled Diogenes. TO see them trying
TO deceive
ITO deceived" I exclaimed. opening my
| eyes in innocent wonder. Did YOU fancy
we did it to deceive you? We know it
doesn't deceive anybody A woman
doesn't put on rouge in order to make
YOU believe that she is healthy, but be-
cause she knows ii will bring out the
color in her eyes; and she doesn't wear
false puffs in order TO make you think
she has a lot of hair, but merely to dH
out the space under her hat: and she
doesn't pull in her corsets in order TO
make you think she is a sylph. but be-
cause its necessary to make her frock
hang right and she'd be perfectly frank
about it il you'd ask her
L dare anybody TO ask herr taunted
Diogenes.
I jumped-and then caught at an in
spiration.
For instance" I continued sweetly.
leaning over confidently, Il don't deny
that I'm ten years older than 1 look"
"WhatY"
And that my figure was bought to fit
this frock-
The Washington herald., 1908-06-28
DLOGENES TELLS WHY he HONEST WOMAN

time or money for wife Of his own has
plenty OF time and money for another
mans wife or a chorus girl Or"
You've turned the subject around"
broke in Diogcnes desperately. "and
you're arguing IN circle. and you're all
twisted In your theories. I was about 70
say that a man has some sense Of honor.
but a woman doesn't know the difference
between right and wrong any more than
she knows the top from the bottom Of
check or the front from the back of a
derby hat. or what's trumps, or"
What's the use Of a sense of honor"
cried warmly. If ycu don't live up to
It and II you are going to keep it locked
away in the closet with your Sunday hat,
to be taken out and worn only on public
occasions? That g the only difference
between feminine and masculine honesty.
A man has a code and doesn't go by Il;
a woman has no code and goes by her
instinct. a mans sense Of honor is all in
his head and a wOman's is all in her
heart. He does things because he thinks
he ought to and she does things because
she feels She"
"Oughnt to-" interrupted Diogenes with
q bitter chuckle.
"What?"
Does she really need the nickel out OF
which she cheats the street car com
pany7" inquired Diogenes sarcasticany.
I blushed
And the bad penny she passes off on
her washerwoman?"
I dropped by eyes. and began jabbing
the pins nervously into my hat.
And the food samples she takes home
in her shopping bag and the loose change
she hlches from her husbands pockets,
and the flowers she steals when no one is
looking in the park. and the two seats
she occupies in a train and
"Oh, deari" I cried desperately. IF you
are going to bring up all those little
things"
Little things" exclaimed Diogenes dis
gustedly. "A woman is a little thing her
self. She's so httle-minded that she
wouldn't take a broad view even If she
saw It on a bargain counter at half price.
It's her smallness that makes her So
mot at ALL" 1 interrupted defiantly.
It's man that makes her so! Did you
ever see a man that liked anything big
about a woman-a big voice, or a big
nose. or big muscles. or a big heart. or a
big soul, or big ambitions? Did you ever
see man who preferred a woman with
a straight figure and straight hair and a