The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-16
sUNFLoWER PHILOSOPHY.

business is unusually good in a good
store
The poorer the band the louder the
trummers play.
In little country town. the ex-
IRENE In fashion always looks fast.
When man knows his duty he puts
or doing IL by asking advice.
There are few men who live to be
so who do not have a second wife
When two women with little babies
get together they have a lot to talk
about
Tell the humblest man that any
woman is In love with him and he is
not surprised.
II you want TO set woman crazy.
advertise good dishpan for 10 cents.
a man never accumulates so much
money that it gives him the right To
be lazy
A kicker is usually one who is not
busily engaged in any business OF his
own.
An Atchison man belongs to SO
many benevolent societies that he Is
destitute.
No doubt economy is a great virtue.
but some people have a .Ot OF money
lhtN NEVER nave any USE Api.
AS soon as man marries IL is be-
lieved that he never again longs for
any social amusement.
Nothing disturbs man more than
to see lot OF fun going on when he
isn't having any himself.
Advice TO women A man doesn't
amount to much. at best. In getting
one, get the best one possible.
I xrft Ia
serious as with young girl. because
he has his moustache TO distract his
attention.
There is nothing so unsatisfactory
as TO announce that you have a secret
which no inducement can prevail upon
you to reveal. and then have no one
TO coax you to break your resolution.
We think this is important enough
10 be done in zephyr and cardboard.
and hung on the wall: Nobody Likes
The Man who Knows 1t All
Worthless people are naturally so
good-natured that you may find great
many of them occupying good posi-
tons The people despise an old cross
bones.
When a man has buried several
wires the women in speaking Of him.
saw lndt Tic has NOIu Out ANb VI
three wives already
Il feel" said a bunny looking man
this morning. "as though | had on n
new shirt" Wearing shirt fresh
from the store is one of the most I'M
comfortable experiences in the history
Of man
The first ten years Of a mans life,
he is the sweetest thing on earth, the
l. d ff.--
the next ten he is petted the most;
the next ten, he is the most useful;
the next ten, he begins TO see his
greatest troubles. and for the next ten
years he is the most neglected crea-
ture in the world.
There are a great number OF per-
sons in the world who are always ask
ing hard questions. We have found
it to be a good plan to confess that we
do not know. II pleases the people
who ask the questions and saves you
the trouble OF trying to remember the
year julius Caesar built a bridge over
the Rhine.
Don't booze; don't ego the gaits."
II YOU can not be decent for your own
sake. be decent for your family's
sake. No man ever won in such bust
ness. No business man ever sold
more goods by having time with
the boys" The trade such actions
wins is not worth having. The bust
ness or professional man who Is al
WAYS sober. always polite and genteel.
honest. and at his place Of business.
will get his share OF the business. The
sport" is an offense 10 polite. refined
society and a disgrace 70 his family
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