The sun., 1908-05-10

asked to make = little after dinner peuihags
that's ALL
Say, II we've got to go through With thii
thing tonight, for heavens sake get move
on and put your duds on SOS we won't have
10 be fooling around here all night. want
TO get out there and rid myself OF the busi-
ness as soon as / can.
Your hair is all ready, you say, and all
you've got 10 do il 10 slip on your dressi
Dye mean 10 say you're going out on a
warm night like this with fifteen or twenty
pounds Of excelsior tucked under your real
hairi Oh, It's the latest ooii is itl All
right; II It's the latest 60 ahead.
Why don't you carry a box Of kindling
wood on top Of that store hempH That d
help a lot. It's the latest thing for women
TO look like people out OF a nut factory,
and you ought TO keep up With the parade.
Sure.
Say, what makes you look 90 palel
hope you get enough to eat around here,
don't you-especially with the telephone
80 handy for orderingI How's that1 Not
feeling well' Well. that's too bad. Of
course; but II we've got 10 60 to this place.
why don't you slap some dope on your
cheeksl
Color EN- up Don't try to spring that
pallid stun for the purpose Of making 'em
think. that you're abused and q martyr,
and all that. hope that isn't your idea
In looking as pale as you do, but whether
It ls or not. get that rabbits foot working
and dope up Jour face a little bit.
How's thatl You threw the rabbits foot
away when made a row about your using
a little rouge1 Well. what dye think o.
that' never said a word in all my life
about your touching up occasionally with
a little rouge, and you know II. like 10
see women rouged II they're artistic about
II and don't slap II on like as II they were
red-eading the keel Of a man-o'-war.
What's your idea in putting on your hat
before you put on your waistH Oh, SOS
you won't tear the sleeves. Great. And
30 I've got 10 go out on the street in com
pany with that hat have II II you're ask
ing me am free to say that think woman
ought to be arrested thatd wear a hat like
that.
But go ahead, Spring that one again on
me about it's being the latest thing. That
let's you women out for everything-that
latest thing rave
Hum. SO I've got to put in a couple Of
weeks buttoning you up the back, have II
I'm crazy over this job. don't get e1er-
else enough downtown, moiling and toll
ing all day s'pose.
Say, will you stand still for fifteenth Of
a second SOS can hook these fool thingsS
Stop hddling around with your arms and
let that idiotic hat alone for a minute, will
you2
Where does this flap go' Oh, over the
shoulder, heyl thought had 10 fasten
it to your shoe or something / ought TO
get a job at this kind O. thing I'd be a
knockout.
Stand still Whoal | love this job let
me repeat | could die bookin' you up.
Oh, no; haven't the slightest desire in the
world to take pull or two at that cigar.
hate cigars This for me. How love my
teacher Teacher, can stay in after school
and button your shoesI
Come on, now. Wipe that dab Of powder
there's peck Of tout Of your left ear,
Come on. Amt you ready yet? Come on,
Yes, I've turned of the lights. How dye
look? Why, like all the rest Of 'em that a
fellow meets
Oh, you've got new drop pearl earrings,
have you? Yes they're great Make you
look like a maid in Jersey Turkish ciga-
rette advertisement. Well, come on. Dye
expect me to stand around here on one leg
like a penguin all night? Darn it ALL are
YOU coming or not?