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Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
SPURIOUS ANTIQUES.
Many Forgeries Clever Enough to De-
ceive the Expert.

ceiVe the Expert.
In the manufacture Of antiquities the
forger shows an ingenuity that is un-
limited Furniture, prints, china. pic
lures, plate. armor, ivory, bronze.
tapestry-all are most successfully ini-
tated. Many such limitations are. it
Is true, clumsy enough. but a great
many deceive even the Initiated. The
experts of national museums have been
imposed upon more than once.
The British museum bought Palis-
~ plate for $3.50. While an attendant
was handling it one of the seals at.
;ached to its back, attesting its genu-
ineneSS. became detached. disclosing
the mark of a modern French potter
Terra Gotta figures of Isis and Osiris,
bought by the same institution for
thousands of dollars, were discovered
to be composed of modern clay. There
is one forger of antiquities whose spe-
cialty is old leather jacks; another pro-
duces horn books; still another turns
out medieval manuscripts; a fourth
clerical vestments of the middle ages,
and so on.
An expert of the Smithsonian insti-
tuition was called upon not long ago to
pass upon specimen of a mummy
servant, an eftigy, in a plastic material,
such as the Egyptians buried with
their dead. Close examination proved
it to be made of putty. 1t was a very
clever forgery.
Count Tyskiewiez, a noted judge and
collector of antiquities, gives some in
teresting details of the fOrgeries that
have been attempted from the earliest
times. No metal lent itself so easily
to this work as gold. Etruscan iewelry
has been largely manufactured in
Italy. but Syria has carried on the
most extensive forgery of gold works
of art. fOrgeries in silver have been
less successful.
a good story is told of a forged sill
yer cup in Rome that purported to
have come from some secret eXcava-
ton in Sicily. This ancient cup was
Ornamented with circular bas-relef
representing the frieze of the Parthe-
non. In the height of his innocence the
fOrger had given the frieZe in its pres.
ent ruined condition. The cup obtained
an Immediate succeSs-shOuCs of laugh.
ter.-St Louis Republic
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
An OVERSIGHT

When Chappie got up the other
morning he wandered around his
apartments in his pretty pink paja-
mas, the very picture of woe.
whats the matter, sir?' inquired
his valet
Il don't know, Alphonse," he groan-
ed. Il passed a most unhappy night"
AlphOnse looked him over carefully.
''Oh, sir" he exclaimed, 81 know
what was the matter The trOuserines
of your pajamas were not creased
You must be more careful, sir. Those
1 had prepared for you were hanging
across the foot of the bed."-Bohe
mian.
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
KILLED IN MOCK DUEL
Accidentally Stabbed BY Friend While
Playing With Butchers Knives.

Playing With Butchers Knives.
PunXsutawney, Pa. Jan. 3.-In a
mock duel with knives, Peter .Svedige,
sixteen years old. received an acci-
>dental thrust of his adversary's blade
near the heart. and died from internal
hemorrhages shortly after With Will
liam Hill. seventeen years old. a close
friend. Svedige went to a meat store
and, picking up knife with a blade
twelve inches long. playfully chal-
lenged Hill to a duel. Hill found an
other knife of the same kind, and the
two began fencing.
AS the knives were being pressed
hard against each other, the one in
Hills hand slipped. and with the
weight of his body behind it, the keen
point entered Svediges breast near
the heart Hill, grief-stricken. was
taken before a justice of the peace
who, after hearing the testimony of
witnesses, released him under $1,000
bail, which was readily furnished
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
GO TO THE RESCUE.
Don't Wait till it's Too Late
Follow The Example Of a
Smyrna Citizen.

Rescue the aching back.
If it keeps on aching, trouble comes.
Backache is kidney ache.
If you neglect the kidneys warning,
Look out for urinary trouble-diabe-
tes.
This Smyrna citizen will show you
how to go to the rescue.
Mrs. Mary Redman, living on Com
merce Street, Smyrna, Del, says:
NEARLY all her life, my daughter was
afflicted with her kidneys and three
years ago an attack of typhoid, left
them seriously deranged. She first
suffered with dull misery in the back
and later with acute pains in her sides.
Hearing so much of DOan's Kidney
Pills 1 procured a box at Clifton &
Raymond's Pharmacy and induced her
to try them. The results were better
than anticipated. She is so much
better since using this remedy that
she gladly adds her name to the list of
advocates of Doan's Kidney Pills"
For Sale by all Dealers. Price soc.
Foster Mllburn Co., Buffalo, New
York, Sole Agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's sand
take no other.
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
Her Compliment.

1t is the aim of Mrs. Hall to compli-
ment her friends on every possible oc-
casiOn. yet, strange to say, she does
not always please them.
Did you like my gown at the re-
ceptiOn the other evening?' asked an
acquaintance, and Mrs. Hall was
ready with her beaming smile.
MY dear" she said, with a cordial
pressure of the hand, lit was a dreaml
You looked lovely!e said to nv hus-
band, IS that-no. it can't be'-and
then l saw it was. But, do you know,
l scarcely recognized you.''
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
THE
new YORK WORLD
THRICE-A-WEEK EDITION.
Read Wherever the English Language
il Spoken.

The Thrice-a-Week World expects to be a
better paper in 1907 than ever before. In
the course of the year the issues for the
next great Presidential campaign will be
foreshadOwed and everybody will wish to
keep informed. The Thrice-a-Week World
coming to you every other day, serves all
the purposes of a daily, and is far cheaper.
The news service of this paper is con-
stantly being increased, and 1t reports
fully, accurately and promptly every event
of importance anywhere in the world.
Moreover, its political news is impartial
giving You facts, not opinions and wishes
1t has full markets. splendid cartoons and
interesting fiction by standard authors.
The Thrice-a-Week Worlds regular sub
soription price is only $1.0O per year, and
this pays for 156 papers. We offer this
Unequalled newspaper and The SMYRNA
TINES together for one year for $1.75.
The regular subscription price of the two
papers Is $500.
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
Woman Died On a Train.

Reading. Pa, Jan 4. - Mrs Lewis
Bibleheimer. aged sixty years, OF Ma
hanoy City died suddenly on a Read
ing railway passenger train near Ma
hanoy City. Shortly after boarding the
express the woman became i'll and
expired before the train reached East
MahanOy Junction. The remains were
taken from the train at that place and
given in charge of DR.. Seligman. 1t Is
supposed that Mrs. Bibleheimer's
death was brought on through hurry
ing to get to the station.
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
English House Names.

House owners are sometimes rather
unfortunate in their selection of names
for their abodes, and in suburbia house
naming is occasionally rather ludicrOus.
Thus THE Naples" has never a ma
pie near. The Rosary" only exists in
Imagination. "Sunnyside" is the most
depressing villa residence, and houses
named after the English lakes no more
suggest the lake district than Fleet
street suggests the Bois de Boulogne
The Anglo-SaxOn word "hyrst," sig
nifying a forest or wood, has become
hurst in house naming, and wood
and "holt" have the same meaning.
All house names ending with these ter
limitations are pretty and not unsafe to
choose.
1t is curious to note that in Hastings
and st. Leonards quite a number of
houses have typically Saxon names,
perhaps to commemorate the great
Saxon tragedy of which the name
Hastings is reminiscent.
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
Rank FoOIishnfss.

"When attacked by cough or a cold
or when your throat is sore, it is rank
foolishness to take any other medicine
than DIR. Kings New Discovery" says
G. o. Eldridge, of Empire. Ga. Il
have used New Discovery seven years
and know it is the best remedy on
earth for coughs and colds, Group, and
all throat and lung troubles. My
children are subject to Group, but New
Discovery quickly cured every attack. -
Known the world over as the King of
throat and lung remedies Sold under
guarantee at Benton N. Weldon's drug
Store. see. and 81 90. Trial bottle
free.
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
POISONED BY CHEESE
Three Families Violently Sick After
Eatnu Bad Food.

Upper Sondusky o.. Jan. 4-Thrce
families Of Wharton, o.. twelve m les
west CT this city, ate cheese for their
breakfast ara soon afterwards we're
taken Very Ill. In the. family of Clar-
ence Beu, all five non bers ere ve,y
sick and the two younger children are
dying.
FoHr mewbers OF the Wheeler Cry
der family ere suffering great agony.
Several members of the J. F. DeLong
family are among the sufferers and are
not yet ont Of danger.
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08

Aged 112, He Mourns Fiance Of 1oo.
San Francisco Jan. 6. Captain
Dittmond. aged 112 years. is mourning
the death of Mrs. Woods, aged 12o.
whom he had hoped to marry.
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
A CARD

This is to certify that all druggist
are authorized to refund your money if
Foley's Honey and Tar fails to cure
yOurcOugh or cold. 1t stops the cong ii
heals the lungs and prevents serious
results from a cold. Cures la grippe
coughs and prevents pneumonia and
consumption. Contains no opiates
The genuine is in yellow package.
Refuse substitutes. Sold by all Drug,
gists.
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
Clever Woman

She-Don't you think woman is
clever enough to do any work that
man can? He-She's smarter than
that. Why. she's clever enough to
make the man do the work and give
her the benefit of it.-London Tele-
graph
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
Grief Causes Suicide.

Camden, N. j., Jan. 4.-Joseph E.
Tatem, a wealthy resident of Collins
wood, N. J., committed suicide by
shooting himself in the head. Grief
over the death of his wife a year ago
Is believed to have been the cause
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
No -.

"And you say the public can be sep
arated from its moneyY'
without effort"
"oh, ] am perfectly willing to ex-
pend some effort, providing the trick
can be Washirgtou Herald.
Smyrna times., 1908-01-08
Two Men Killed sy Slide of STAT.

W. "S" ENii'SS Dy NiiuS OF SidIe.
Easton, Pa, Jan. 4.-Hiram Thomas
and an Italian known as Tony were
killed by a slide in slate quarry az
Delabole. The men had been warned
some time before the accident to quit
work, but refused.
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HPLlES THE PaNlM LAW
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VI. c-ls-afaws re VOTES VII hare %
1.ena1e Il tie rr5-arY election SEPT 8.
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The chGrek WA crowded and the
audience sEomea ~ appreciation By
recalling rzzzy Ct those who took part
4 The aEais. FolIo~iag Is the pso-
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Nrs. Nichols
Serszads Schubert
Miss Na1rhz KringIe
Cats Iepel! Mrs. Powell
Mss. Powell
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b We we're Together Lombard
Nrs. KeseleT
EoEiaA Harp Sidney Smith
Miss Festherstone
Esadlnz Selected
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Sweet and Lar Barnoy
Ladies Qgsreti
That Sweetheart 81 mine.
James Whitcomb Riley
Miss Mcaeit
Tenor GoID Selected
Mr.. Hallet
Piano Solo Selected
Afs. Nichols
a. Gaily Chant the Summer Birds
DePinna
b. Mother u Mine -
Mrs. Kessicr
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Have You Registered

II not do so at once. The regis
tration books will close in few days.
II you know OF some one who has not
registered call his attention to this
matter and urge him to register at
once. II you have any interest in the
outcome Of the primary election make
II a point to urge every voter to regis
ter.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1908-08-07

Fred Kemp Of the law firm OF Cor
bin, Luddington Il Kemp, Of Wenat-
chez, was here one day this week, and
paid respects TO the Echo. Mr.. Kemp
Is clever fellow and an honor TO the
profession. We are alwaws glad to see
him.
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nza hr oMce and take his ysy IL
smiles and soft wogdsf Is there one
man % aoy office pho Is patriotic
enough 70 tam Ten per cent 81 his
salary back into the state treasury
Then why shDgd the Newspaper man
contribute ten or any other per cent,
Of his time on space 10 help the csn-
didate get an Officer We do MT
aatter ourselves with the thought that
the man who wants Office is actgatcd
By patriotic zeal TO serve the dear
people. Sometimes men announce
themselves for Office solely Ion the
advertising they get out Of 1t, as that
Bellingharn man did, expecting the
advertising TO help their business.
Seeking Office is a business with poll
ticians as much az selling goods 10
with the merchant and they should
pay for their advertising Just as the
merchant does. The candidate adj
vertises with cards, Autographs, cir
culaT letters and posters, travels On
cars, stops at hotels, rents halls and
pays for everything but expects the
Newspaper advertising for nothing.
Candidly, we have always suspected
that one Of the reasons why news
paper man is never mentioned or
thought fit Tor an Office is because he
never had sense enough 10 charge for
his work, and the public naturally con-
cludes that man who neglects 10
important duty TO himself and fam
lily has not sense enough to fill an
office.
Whatever others may do this paper
will adhere to the rule that It's adyer-
Using space is worth just as much to
the man who wants votes az II is TO the
man who wants customers for his wares.
We are In business TO exchange space
in a good advertising medium for coin
Of the realm. In short, 10 give one
good thing for another.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1908-08-07

Mr.. Hutchinson announced his can
didacy July 10Th, but has not had an
opportunity 70 meet the voters Of this
portion Of the county until the present
week. By way Of showing that he is
not without experience we may say
that he served Wise county, Virginia,
as treasurer, from 1888 to 1887, and
as sheriff from 1887 to 1891. He has
been a citizen OF Chelan county for
three years, residing at Sunnyslope,
three miles north OF Wenatchee. Hay-
ing had experience in the Office OF
sheriff he feels that he can fill it with
credit to himself and the county, and
respectfully solicits the support OF the
voters at the primary election on Sep
TENDER 9Th.
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Dance IN Odd Fellows tall

The Monopole Club will give one
OF their popular dancing entertainments
in Odd Fellows hall tomorrow night.
Don't miss the opportunity Of an
evening enjoyment. Dancing begins
at 9. 80
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A fses Man for Sheriff

We are authorized 10 announce the
name Of J. w. Hutchinson, Of Sunny
slope, az candidate Tor sheriff On the
republican ticket, at the primary cleo
ton, Sept. 3.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-16

The American harvesting machine
has won IT'S way 20 usefulness all over
the world Whether drawn hy horses.
steers or dromelaries. this invalabus
device is always in the vanguard Of
civilization An incident showing the
full significance and importance oi the
harvester even above an army In war
time is related ia II y. Cassou re-
cent book entitled. The Romance OF
the Reaper"
During the Russo-laran war sew
eral troop trains that We're on their
way 10 the front We're suddenly side
tracked TO make way Tor q long freight
train loaded with heavy boxes
The war generals and crand dukes
in charge OF the troops We're furious.
Why should their trains he pushed to
one side and DELAYED ~ expedite a
mere shipment of freisht7 They teie
graphed their Indignation To ST. Pc
tershurg and received reply from
Count Witte
The freight train must pass he
said Il Is loaded with American har-
yesters II means bread
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-16

Dallas Wexford. The English come
dian. had been appointed to toast ar
e banquet at the Players Club. but
the speakers who preceded him proved
long winded. and therefore a commit
teeman came 10 Mr Wexford an asked
him in a whisper 70 cut his address
very very short.
II have been asked 20 cut mv speech
short" Mr. Wexford said when he
arose. "All / wish IS that could cut
it as short as friar once did with his
sermon.
This friar. on the feast Of X. Ste
phen. had been appointed 70 preach on
the saint. but al the last minnie a
priest asked him TO make the sermon
brief. as the hour was already late.
The friar accordingly assembled the
pulpit and delivered the following adj
dress.
Brethren. twelve months ago
preached 10 YOU a sermon on the saint
whose feast we are celebrating today.
AS I have not heard Of any other
deeds performed by the saint In the
interim. have nothing 20 add 70 what
I said on the former occasion
"Thereupon the friar blessed them
and departed Buffalo Enquirer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-16

worked out plan With economy "a,
labor and fencing Is essential
fouryear rotation. grain. Glover
corn and corn. works VERY sarlsfsr
torily on small fields for hogs. a. r.
gives twice as much corn as uasfr-.
which Is about the proportion used
ANY fields permanently fenced ioF
hogs Is practical when sheep arr at
hand 10 make use Of the extra pas
ture
Three trees which are peculiar.
adapted for fence posts are th
caialpa speciosa. the Usage orange srf
the Russian mulberry.
Keep your plans ahead 81 your Eors
II Is the farmer who thinks ont
work In advance Who raises the fss
eesi crops and has the easiest time.
Sunlight is essential 10 success i-
chicken raising See that the her
house IS constructed with a vi.w n
as much air and sunshine ~
possible
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-16
Feeding sIIsae with Alfalfa.

Some dairymen seem To think tina,
alfalfa makes better feed for their
COWS Than corn silage. The two NAV
be Ted together very profitably.
silage Is rich in carbohydrates and
Tow IN dry matter and protein. while
alfalfa Is rich in just the things which
silage lacks. Together they make n
first rate ration for cows which are
not being pushed For COWS in full
iiow some grain or other concentrated
feed should be- added 10 the silage ard
alfalfa. 90 give q perfectly balanced
ration. Good corn silaee is the ideal
food for COWS. II NAV be fed any
time during the year with good re-
suits. Cows Will greedily eat IL when
they are upon the best summer pas
lures. while for July and August feed
irg IL comes in mighty nice. III you
have been feeding silage. don't give
Il up. but put up all the alfalfa you
can and feed the two together.--L. c.
Brown.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-16
AROUND THE FARM.

Stringy or ropy milk is caused very
often By drinking stagnant water
Try 10 arrange to give each horse
on the farm a three weeks vacation on
grass.
"Hogging OF corn" may be prac-
ticed with profit on many farms
Pork was produced with Jess grain
by hogging corn than by feeding ear
or snapped corn in yards
Hogs fed in the field gained nearly
onethird more rapidly than those in
yards
Keep the stables and the yards
clean so that flies and insects have
no breeding places
Give charcoal and some salt now oc-
casionally for hogs. TO keep them in
good health
The cost Of fencing corn fields may
be from 81 10 $3.50 less per acre than
the cost OF husking the corn.
Good pastures are In most cases
necessary for the economical produc-
ton of pork
To have good hog pastures and 10
hog on corn economically. a carefully
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-16
Waxing = Deaf Person.

TO waken deaf person who wish
es 10 De called al q certain hour IS
about the hardest proposition a hu-eI
clerk runs up against. said mem leT
Of the genial Fraternity To ring The
telephone is useless because The man
couldn't hear IL you rang until dpCrls
day. Knocking. for the same reason.
is equally futile NOW and then a
guest who has lost mis- hearing suE-
gesfs that De leave his door open a'l
night So We can walk right II and
shake him. but even though be does
appear To be a dead game sport there
are 50 many chances 81 somebody
else less gniieless than ourselves walk
Ing In ahead of rs that We cannot con-
sent 70 that So far the only sa7is
factory way found for waking a delf
ledger Is 10 tie a string ID his wrist
pass the string through the keyhnie
and then tug away AZ il al the AL
pointed time That method. howerer
Is rather primitive. IL seems a. m
that the man who can patent q harm
less artistic device Tor waking -he
deaf IS sure Of fame and fortune. unt
20 mention the gratitude Of hotel
clerks. New York sun.