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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
MEDAL or HONOR LEGION.

In General order No. !. issued November
s 1908 BY General Horace Porter, com
mander Of the Medal OF Honor Legion OF
the United states the mare. ~ Harry 4
Howard of burlington, Vt, and Hobar.
Y. Evans of amarillo, Texas. appear as
aides-decamp.
Mr. Evans Is the son OF the Hon, Ira II
Evans OF Austin. Texas, who was ono OF
the best and bravest soldiers from Yer
mont In the war for the Union. Mr.
Howard the son OF our distinguished
townsman. General o. o. Howard, IL one
OF our foremost young men, and hearty
congratulations are extended to both o.
the gentlemen upon the compliment
shown them In this appointment,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
RECENT DEATH.
Mrs. HOratio T.. Wait.

Chara Conant Long Wait, wife Of Ho-
ratio LOOMS Wait. who as boy lived In
burlington, died November II at the
family residence, 1919 Madison avenue,
Chicago, at the age of 60 years. she
was born short distance west or the
c'ty, and her father, James Long, built
md operated the hydraulic mill on the
lake shore at the foot Of Lake street,
and used the spare power OF the mill In
pumping the hrat water to be supplied
to the city. She was one Of the or'gina
tors Of the first pubnc library and free
reading room and OF the first sewing
fchool In Hyde Park. She was one Of
The Society Of Colonial Danes in Illinois,
member OF the Fortnightly. the Anti
quarans, the Woman's club, the Daugh-
ters OF the American Revolution, and
was one of the orlginators of tho Friday
club or y. ", an association OF women
Of Kenwood who met for study.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
UNIVERSITY NOTES.
Freshmen victorious In Proc. Might
Dnttlc with SOphOinOrcN.

As events turned ont, Proc. morning
was far more interesting than Proc
night. Tho comparative quiet of the
evening was not broken till far into the
morning, when the two lower classes
met for tho first time From midnight
m the freshmen patiently awaited tho
onslaught Of the sophomorcs, who fnu-
I'd to put In any appearance til day
light began to dawn. Mcanwhile two Of
the iattcr's numbers were pcrched on the
Gag pole. protecting the 1911 flag which
was waving from the poles top. The
freshmen mt the foot of the pole were
rushed by the sophomores Mt about i've
o'clock The contest was an uneven one
owing to the great difference IN numbers
81 the classes. the freshmen being GO
against the q of the sophomorcs. Another
rush was made later, when tho freshmen
forced the eophomores back from the
pole. hut tho latter succeeded In remov-
Ing Tho two ladders which tho lower
rlaes had placed against tho base Of tho
rolc. Not until after : dl the freshmen
,ucccod IN getting the two guarding
,ophomcrtq from the pole top. which
hey had for hours been protecting their
,lass nag. After tearing down the 1911
nag the freshmen sent tho Gag Of 1919
'ontlng from its rivals place Victorious
y So the freshmen won tho battle
Tho freshmen won the annual elias
football game by the close score Of five
to nothing NJ Centennial fold Saturia Y
afternoon The freshmen went into tho
gare confident Of winning and over
confidence may have been the reason for
the Closcncss Of the score. They out
weighed their opponents by nearly i
pounds to tho man and their mon,
especially tho backs. we~c more expert
cncod capt DoGUot and his men Ilaycd
- clearly defensive game and they should
receive great credit for the fgu: they put
M. Tho only touchdown of the game
was made in tho first few minutes Of pay.
when Abbott went across the sophomore
goal line after a short trip around right
end.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
Ekl.LOONIhA.
Safe end Simple Sport, but Not
Chsap One.

Ssfe and Simple Sport. but Not
Cheap One.
only peril In n balloon ascension
h good weather as careful nero
choose for voyage Is In aliGht,
ind In well ordered expedition,
! all the passengers keep cool and
o the car, there Is no danger ut
b II the wind is blowing hard
|rong. elastic, woven willow has-
kos M the danger part OF the
One Of these baskets ought to
Pup It's passengers Cahurt from a
tx In n wind blowing city miles
|ur.
looming under moderately favor
circumstances Il a safe and SIM
port. 1t Is not, comparative ely
ing, a cheap amusement. An as
Including the cost Of gas, expense
Hot and transportation Of passen-
hnd balloon home. costs in this
~ from $40 TO sI5 passenger.
ess IN France. From Paris you
bake m ascension for about
ed frames.
fare home is n very variable ey.
Nothing In more uncertain than
ot where you will land. or
1t Is easy to descend whenever
e. You may limit your flight to
e Of hours. Albert White worse
less Mng2x!ne.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26

BOWLING LEAGUE STANDING
REMINDERS TO
LEGISLATORS
What the Popular Mandate in Recent
Election Means.

From Charities and the Commons)
on the day after election a democratic
newspaper terselv demanded. Now bring
on your prosperity" We do not know
whether 1t Will come or not. We pro-
foundly hope and we rather confidently
believe that II viii. not as the result OF
the election precisely, but as the result
of the national temper and the attitude
toward the future, of which the result
of the election is fair Indication. We
venture. however TO formulate other re-
minders at least equally justified:
Now bring on your enlightened labor
LEGISLATION; your better organization OF
the bureaus Of health and education:
your establishment Of n children's bu
reau; your better distribution Of immi-
grants and such other measures as will
be recommended by your immigration
commission. such enlightened policies as
will he recommended by your commission
on the conservation Of national re-
sources and such improvements IN rural
conditions rs are properly matters for
federal action and will he recommended
by your commission on rural welfare
md the postal savings banks for which
your platform declared. Let us bear in
mind that the people have given no man
cies no ahsoluton for indifference TO
rcal injuctlce or Unnecessary privatlon, no
rehuic to the fearless and effective per-
fecution Of individual or corporate male
factors.
The vote OF confidence given by the
American people Is in sane, rational,
vigorous and Intelligent use Of the great
powers Of the federal government not
IN aiding one individual al the expense
of another. not In believing individuals
or classes Of due sense Of rosponsibl-
ity for their own welfare not In at
tempting the impossible; but in creating
the most favorable environment possible
under ell the circumstances, In deter
mining the plane. so far as matters fall
Ing within it's province are concerned
above which alone competition is to be
tolerated, in protecting those who can
not from tho nature Of the case, protect
themselves This Is not patornalism, OF
socialism It Is n democratic and CO.
lucrative policy Of protecting and pro-
noting the common welfare.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
DOUBLE WEDDING.


St Joseph's church was the scene Of n
double Wedding Yesterday morning when
Miss Nora ChastenaY was ur'tcd IN mar
rlaEc with Albert MOnEcon Of WinoosNi
and Mss Rosa Chastcnay was married 70
Edward f Manseau. The brides are sis
ters and all Of the contracting parties
have been employed In the American
Noolen Co.'S mil at Winooski Tho
Rev :. NJ Cloarec performed the cere-
monv. The first bride was nttired in 4
green travelling dress and wore n hat 10
match. The second bride wore q green
travelling dres. with hat to match Eoth
carried prayer books
At ire close Of tho ceremony, n wedding
breakfast, attended by about So was
served st the home of the brides on Hyde
street. 3o,h couples took the noon train
south, Mr.. and MIS-. N0ngeon for a trip
through New York state and Mr.. and
Mrs. Manseau FOR Boston.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
THE TURKEY WAS TAME.

gentleman who was buying n turkey
from old Uncle Ephraim asked him. In
making the purchase. If It was tame
turkey.
'Oh, yals. cir; It's tame tu'key all
right"
Now. Ephram, are you sure It's .
tame turkey"
oh yais sir; deres no so't o. doubt
bout dat. It's tame turkey all right
He consequently bought The turkey.
and day or two later, when eating It.
came across several shot Later on.
when he met old Ephraim on the rtreet.
he said: Wen, EphrairA, YOU told m.
that was tame turkey but found
some shot In 1t when was eating IT,"
on dat war n tame tn key all right "
was Uncle Ephrain's reiterated .etoin-
der; but de FAC Is b!se, rs gwinc to
tell yer in confidence dat dem ere sho,
was Intended for me."-Youth's Com.
ramon.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
HAD LONG WAR RECORD.
Dcnth OF E. r.. Snow utter a Two
Months Illness.

Tho death Of Edward r. Snow, aged
6S occurred Monday morning at his
home on Park street after an illness OF
two months.
MIR. SNOW had long war record. He
enlisted in Company II. of the End YER
mont volunteers May o, 1861, for three
years During this term OF enlistment
he was ono Of the men who carried Gov.
L. A. Woodbury. OF the field after the
latter had lost an arm In the first battle
Of Bull Run. After this battle, Mr. Snow
was IN several other engagements At
the close Of Tia. term Of enlistment. he
enlisted for three years more In the
same regiment and company. He was
however, mustered ont OF the service
July Is. 1865. ut the close OF the war
NJ. Snow. who was a native Of Mil
ton. IL survived by a wife and six chl-
dren. They are Mrs. George Buggy. Miss
! Edna T.. Snow and Misc Margaret Snow
of Manchester, y. H.. Edward T. Snow
OF Swanton, and Walter and william
snow of this city. lie also leaves scv-
cial sisters and brothers
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
SEASON NEARLY OVER.


Freight traffic on Lake Champlain Is
nearly over for this season, although
several boat loads of lumber are expected
in port for local dealers bcfor. the sea
son closes. The lumber traffic, Of course.
principally affects Burlington. for
hundreds of men are employed In IN
loading the lumber frorn the boats and
sorting and dressing It. SO far this sea-
son 81 boat loads Of lumber have arrived
In port from Canada and are classified az
follows: 43 sail bArges, % canal boats. II
bargcs. The difference between barge
and canal boat is technical, tho barge
being larger than the canal boat and
having a bout twice as big cargo capacity.
Last season las boat loads of lumber
touched port but that was an extra
ordinary season, for this scarOn {. con
sidercd above the average. The long
drought delayed the traffic considerably
for at times the water in the Rich.leu
river was so lnw that heavily-laden boat.
could not navigate II.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
MEMORIES.

! love to think of boyhood days.
When life was free from care
When all seemed bright, ana there waa
Joy
And gladness everywhere.
love to think Of those old days,
1t cheers my heart-and yet
can't forget the lickings that
sometimes used to got!
IT'S ever thus-the happy thoughts
That memory revives
Are always tinged with sadness when
We look back on our lives.
So when I think of boyhood days
II thrills my southland yet
I can't forget the lickings that
| sometimes used to get!
--tSomerville Journal.
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END OF COUNTY 90
Scptcmbcr Term !Ird OF WORKED
md LIZ Cnsca Mcrc DlspOScj

Final adjournment of the
Der term of Chittcnden count
was taken Monday 4
Judges John II. Lyon ana VIII
Barber were at the court hot
heard the divorce petition OF
II. Ashley VS.. Edward y.
granting bill on the grounds
tolcrable severity. The divort
tlon Of Elizabeth w. Laduke VS.
L. Ladukc was continued.
During the term of court ju
cd 1l5 cases were disposed of.
we're ~ judgments paid in ci
chancory cases. Fifteen
cases were disposed Of pleas o
being entered in each case 8;
that OF George Mcclellan. W
tried for stealing DR.. w.
Wcbb's mail pouch. McClcll
convicted and sentenced to tnd
prison. The court worked
and the Jurors "a days. with
ccption of few who were cx,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
MARGNE ANECDOTE.

a lady vas going by boat from Iolth
to London. ana it was the first time ST,
had ever Travelled 80 far by sea. She
reached her destination jaded aud tlrcd
Aut. Her hostess remarked that she
looked fateued. Yes said The voy.
ager. Il am just tired q death. don,
Know thot ! care to travel by water
again. l read the notice In my cabin
about how to put the l,'ehelt on, and
thought J understood Il. l suppose
didn't, though. Some way or another,
could not get n wink OF sleep with the
thing on."-London News.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
SCIENTIFIC RUDE.
ore Than the Expert When Il

lore Than the Expert When Il
ene 70 Local Conditions.
Eeu sitting around the stove
bar of the little hotel in 4
bwn," writes an electrical sales
the Electrical Review. when
|tric lights fickcrcd and went
the darkness came solemn
at said:
ttric lights all cut, b'gosh, and
INT BLOWN hard, either. Some
happened to the dynamo, may
nd been selling electrical sup
y the little lighting companies
vcral months, but l had never
this particular idea expressed
hghed long and loud and was
, more amused when no one
Ime.
|r they had lighted big kero-
Imp | proceeded to explain to
lwd that incandescent lanIts
! blown out by the wind. When
nished the old RUDE who had
fted Oh the light said:
|
Pk here. young man, II you
little sunlethln' about local con-
and about your own business
know that the wires in this
ZIP nrc hung up slack on the
4 some places and that they
Stating In good stitf breeze.
they do there's short circuit
It's the line out OF business
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26

CAcing a Sewage E!ippcPotam,
t.cnGcn Zoo.

t.cNCC0 40.
Many more l!;ilc dramas ar
III at the zoo thar tie outsiG
0ots Of. gas the london Is
behind the !. ~ house there r.
lNopardcs3 which Is iigplaca(
age md tries 10 eat her kecpj
Rcighbor IL Il great rOmpinx1
which Il lady rcnred IN lid
comes out t. play when thej
public Is represented by on
cried zoo man. Sometimes }
mails get out without the ca
their keepers. One which di
Dbosh, the hippopotainus. 4
| savage indeed when the u II
made to deprive hin Of hi
Happily the gardens wore
the time. Try as they VI
keepers could not en,ice
the monster In tho dircctiq
den. AZ last the supc!lntpnu
up an assistant whom the
mus hated. The chief put Il
into the mans hnud. Scott
throw open th~ paddock 81
yourself 10 O1u,h. then rlI
scott did. The animal wen
ragin. along the path ard
Into the paddock Scott eli
ratings jast in time. and t.
potar,us on running found
secured bsblrd II. Present
representative arrived 10
the story. wh!c1 bad son
come known. "Hippcpota
ed, oh, dear no, Come an
Ia bis den." he VIZ, answvrq
led him to where the nonstd
Gagged.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
eMONT TRADE REPORT.
r. Arc Receiving nigh Prices


rts b Bradstreet's for the week
THAT an Increase Is evident In
Il business, that inquiries for
pms are coming in more freely.
machinery manufacturing concerns
hcrtased their working force md
Of hours. TWO other coinpa mics
Frating plants nights. With light
fnow. boot, shoe and rubber whole
Dns noto on increase in orders re-
Retail merchants speak we'll re-
volume OF trade generally.
are receiving high prices for
and report good demand. Hay Is
be In good demand. in fact con
r activity has been reported In sales
Acrop during tho week. j. ready
IS found for poultry ana turkeys.
season earlier In the year was too
cold for young birds. the mum
narkoteblc turkoys FOR Thanks
nd Christmas IL such that prices
arc n shade less than "a year
quality, however, Is said to be
Three mercantile fro loascs.
ncs, wero reported for the week..
''S ur' from iair 10 SLOW One
reported and two firms erecting
|omise.
VI '"s "'o'eS'S III burlington
wa "9 .'. :! wei ""'p'oyed ana
ess Is noted In trade among retail
''P'' ~ 'i'o'c "'t'N''y among
,'''''''' '''"' III" "'"'S "hn 'i'a'
'' ''''' '''U' ''iSc" "orh'hB time
~" "''''''S so'ilc "l
MS '"'o'eS "ut th"t TWO
'""' WIRE 'I'Sc" hre now
'"'''''E is no" running luI'
'"' '''''c'''''i" BUSINESS IS tair-
corrections are SLOW
Jury ''7'"r'S no 'nAnSc IN ar
",'''' 'n'nIlactnf'hg inter-
~ '''.''' '''''iN'
'''''N "" ''lp'"VeNeht III
'''" w" i"''"'' ""''.I
,' "'.'' ~. ~ '''urS " Jay VIII
thN hrst OF we coming month
. - "'' mus '''''' !" '''''c ''"'s
P'I ~ Su'''e n.W "'is'n'sS mas
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
His Mean Trick.

"rhcre certainly are d!hv
feelings" snid the woman
Zines philosophers. "or NJ !
ant ways Of expressing them
"A few days ago II shockisi
occurred In the apartment Id
| i've. The jsnitor. who vi
usually good looking man. a
ty-Ave years old. killed hi
some wholly inadequate rca
difference with his cmpl
courne everybody In the Y
much upset by the tragedy. 1
other tenants, went down I'd
,nent to see his wife and OF
1.-THE wife. however. SCENE
sentful than grief stricken.
Would you ever think q
man would do such n mean
exclalmed."-New York Pres
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
BRYAN IN lOi2-Ia2S.

From the New York World)
Bryan conflded to friends at COR
fristi Tex. that he might be
bdidate for president for twenty
It were the Will of the democratic
FROM the New York Globe.)
hr. Bryan to gain an income Of
r $4,000 wear, nve more de-
light enable him TO aspire to be
factor OF great wealth" were he
bed.
Bryan is willing to he defeated
often as the Democratic party
to have him defeated. lie will
1t indefinitely II the southern
tic leaders continue their present
of contemplate cowardice In
with his perpetual candidacy.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
ELROY KENT IN TOW
Attracted Some Attention ms Ec|

The famous Elroy Kent, the n
character who was hunted. fca|
laughed 1T the rrentcr part of Ia
mer. was In the city Yesterday
and few BurllnEtonians had
pprtuni,y TO see Just how THU
talked-ahout parsonage appear
was In charge of Deputy SherY
Leonard OF Wallin2ford and vi
taken from the Rutland count
Rutland to the state asylum II
burr.
Tlroy appears anything hut
character and not one man in a
would rick him ont MS an insane
Instead, he appears Ike n not
tcllig"nt fellow. we'll nourished
troubled with nerves.
lfo attracted n deal OF after
passengers. trainmen anil othc
employees gathered about the sta
and windows to get glimpse q
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
A CRl,.D'S HERO|
The Stery Ct 4 Witt to THO
Glssnevin CemoterI

The Stery Ct q VAT 70 tH9
Glasnevin Cemoter
A pathetic story Of a chill
is told by a Dublin GENT
emily he proposed 20 driN
life to the beautiful Glasna
~. Calling his son, Il Id
". some four years Old. Id
get ready TO accompany Y
.id's counteNanco fell. an,
n said;
Don't you want to so, WI
e little lip Qulvcred, bu
vcrcd, yes, papa. II YOU
e child was strangely Til
drive. and When the ccr,1
10 the entrance he clu)
hers side and looked 1
= with pathetic w'istfn!nc(
he party alighted snd
ing the graves and alon
lowed avenues. loohlng
,ptions on the last rostln
jewellers in the heauti
dead. After an hour
Ant they returned to th\
j the fn'her lifted his II
raat. The child loolSed(
rew q breath Of relief and
why. am | goirg back VI
"Of course yon are. Why =
II thought when they
boys to the cemetery they
here" said tie child.
Many Il man does not shov
am In the face Of death tina
,v!nced in what to him ha(
been a summons to leave {
London Telegraph.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
THE STORY TELLER.
JOHNNY COULDN'T HELP IT.

Tho teacher OF one Of the rooms In a
school In the suburbs had been training
her pupils In anticipation of II visit from
the school inspector. At last he came, and
the classes were called out to show their
attslnmonts
Tho arithmetic class was tho nrst
called, and In order to make a good i'm
preston the teacher but tho first qucs-
ton to Johnny Smith, the star pupil
Johnny, n conl is selling Mt 81 n ton,
and you pay tho coal dealer ca how
many tons OF coal will he bring youT
Three" was tho prompt reply from
Johnny.
Tho teach, much embarrassed sali
why, johnny. that isn't right"
20. ! know It amt, but they do H.,
miss "-Tit-Bits
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
GOOD PAY, SHORT HOURS.

A certain cottage ana It's old mstrNfe
had improved so greatly In comfort ard
appearances that visitor shrcvdly sur
m'sed that tho son of the house. lazy
no'cr-do-well, had turned over a new leaf.
lie inquired about Il.
Yes, sir. my sons In worl, now" said
the smiling old mother. Makes good
money. he does. too. All he has to do
Is to 70 twice n dav TO tho circus and
put his head in the Hons mouth. The
rest OF his time @ ms to himself ~
Youth Companion.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
THREE THOUSAND YEARS.

Il mink from the utensils about him
thar this mummy must have been an
Egyptian plumber"
1T would he interesting to bring him
TO life"
But too risky. who's going TO pay
him for his time?"-Washinato Her
aid.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
FORCE OF HABIT.

i wish, John" said the editors wife,
that you'd try not to he 80 absent
minded when we are dining out
En-? What have l done now"
WHY when the hostess asked YOU Il
you'd nave some more pudding you re-
pied that, owing to n tremendous pres
sure on your space. you were compelled
to decline. "-Tit-Bits
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
LADIES MUST NOT READ.

'pRau lou no puCls o. ppV eVs il
MoVouioS u IN loS p.aus NOUN 9N
'pssL HpBoIlp spQ aus maod SUI
SuiVlIeJ % Slneo NO, IoSDM lI.7M NON
NOUS u 20 PUN lsBoI oVl slsS aus u
AououoS lho u pug lllM aus leo nos ana
NOUN ol lou lVsno GUS suIulotuos sal
o''uoA soIiloM SuIulhuB s.eIoul il
Harvard Lampoon.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1908-11-26
REVISED.

You told me-" said tho young man
doJectedly that you would marry me
when Bryan was elected. Did you mean
that?'
Yes, meant It," .ad the girl. flush
'"E Inodestly' but ID been given the
""ns TIP really thought he'l he
elected"
ny mutual consent the terms o. tho
compact were abrogated then and there.
philadelphia Ledger.
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MEMS LIST.

Tom Ariad. George =" Blisdale, Dan
Boyna, w. f. Braisted. n. NJ. Bushey
Henry CouEhir. John Delaney. Henry j.
Dubois, II. G., EGan (0, Edward w
Fuller, II. II. Hill F"sh Horton, DR.. j.
Howles, Holmes KaIfr..an. NJ. Meaglier,
Myer Cans. Sons & Co. J. w. Northrop,
Jr.. (2). Or. Spauldins, DR.. Severance,
Arthur Whitney
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BEST TO KEEP IT QUIET.

Daugh'cr.-This piano is really my very
own. isn't It. pa?
Pa.-Yes, my dear
Daughter.-And when | marry | can
take 1t with me. can /?
fa'-Ner'ainly, my child. hut don't tell
any one; It might spoil your chances
] emmy Pictorial
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COULD ONLY GUESS.

How many ribs have you. johnny
asked the teacher Of physiology.
Il don't know. ma am" giGSled Johnny,
squirmns around on one foot. Tin so
awful ticklish ! never could count EN-. -
Philadelphia Record
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EXCHANGING LIvEi

(From the Chicago Tri
It In wonderful to think thai
science is making 1t possible {
with an unsatisfactory liver tt
off for q better one.