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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-05-02
National / Cigars |
! Said to Cure Piles.

We understand that the following
prescription will positively; cure any
case OF Piles. Go to your druggist
and have him mix drops Carbolia
Acid. II dram Zotan, u OF. Zinc oint.
ment and apply night and morning.
You will be cured.
CLAntaaA: x b. 80 J Z a
:, Don't set discouraged. Order a sack Of
Gold Heddi Flour u EslHtsss MALIHnA.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-05-02
iuPPHoLsTERiNG.

uPPHoL9TERlNG. ;ss.3. =
e We make a speciality Of first class
up to date upholstering, both plain and
fancy. Mattresses and feathers rem
ovated. Sewing machine needles and
supplies. AL work guaranteed. 4,
g'5t H. G. VOELKER
W. C. T. U. Bldg.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-05-02
uggestion BY Ellen Stan.
a.PlRAc1TIillcAL CHIEF WAIST. FOR aPRlno.

PRACTICAL SHIRT WAIST SPRING.
worn
and eoas and coat suts L wen equipped for the spring
1ab materials ae beyond doubt the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-05-02
ARTISTIC TAILORING ~ lI||'' NJ

WaIsh's tai oring establishment will
move from Yost building, North Side,
to room now occupied by shurtleH 6
Weiton. Main street, about April 10.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-05-02

vestfng waists. The
woman who does
not care to use these
heavier materials,
claiming they, are
bulky. wears under
her thinner waists
ribbed corset covers.
These come with
both long and short
sleevesund high and
low neck. admira-
bly, answering 4 the.
purpose for which
they are intended.
Lingerie waists
are often given adj
ditlonnl warmth by
nm undersllp Of silk
or sateen. Inst sea-
sons slips were FREE
quently Of colors.
but the waist of 1908
must be OF one tone.
and the lining. there
! fore. Is of the same
shade as the waist
The waist Illus
trnted may be cop
led in any material
suitable for t b Q
purpose. The tucks
In the bnck are
8 tt t c b e 4 to the
waist line. Those
in the front on ell
Their side OF the box
plait nre stitched
the full length OF the
waist, while those
on the shoulders
are stitched only
yoke depth.
Right here It Is
well to sny that
care must be taken
to see that these
latter tucks are not
stitched It 90 far
down. as that will
give the waist IN
awkward, drn wn
appearance. =,
This shirt waist
can be mnde with
long or three-quar-
ter length sleeves.
The pattern Is cut
in seven sizes-from
80 to ~ inches bust
measure. To make
the garment for the
rNR
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-05-02

I'D Hs7s5E
address
IN sf8& 5sEJ
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
1T SEEMED INcuRAsLE
Body Raw with acknowledgement
from Hospitals az Hopeiess-cutl.
eura Remedies Cured Him.

From the age Of three months until
fifteen years old, my son owens life
was made intolerable by eczema in its
worst form. In spite of treatments the
disease gradually spread until nearly
every part Of his body was quite raw.
He used to tear himself dreadfully in
his sleep and the agony he went
through is quite beyond words. The
regimental doctor pronounced the case
hopeless. We had him in hospitals
four times and he was pronounced one
OF the worst cases ever admitted
From each ne was discharged as in.
durable. We kept trying remedy
after remedy. but had gotten almost
past hoping for a cure. Six months
ago we purchased n set OF Cuticura
Remedies. The result was truly mar.
velous and to-day he is perfectly cured.
Mrs. Lily Hedge. Camblewell Green,
England, Jan. ~. 1907"
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
PANTRY CLEANED
a Way some People Have.

A doctor said:-
Before marriage my wife observed
In summer and country homes. coming
in touch with families OF varied means.
culture, tastes and discriminating ten
denotes. that the families using Pos
tum seemed to average better than
those usinH coffee.
when We were married two years
ago, Postum was among our iirst order
Of groceries. We also put in some cot
fee and tea for guests. but after both
had stood around the pantry about a
year untouched. they were thrown
away, and Postum used only.
up TO the age OF rs had been ac-
customed TO drink coffee rs q routine
habit and suffered consistently from i'm
digestion and All les relative disorders.
Since using Postum all the old com
plainhi havs completnly left me and I
somotip,s : t~fuder II aver had them"
Name xivsn BY Postum Co. Battle
Greek, Mich. Read. "The Road TO
MELVILLE. in pkga. There's n Reason
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
She Was In No Hurry.

Rev. DIR. Wallace. new pastor of the
East End Baptist church. brought
new one 10 Cleveland with him.
According to tho story, a Boston
girl got on the street car one day car
rying one Of those nuns the size Of IN
ordinary hassock. She had only one
hand in the nun. A young man sit.
ting next to her took advantage OF the
opportunity to slip his hand into the
unoccupied end of the nun.
The Boston girl turned upon him
severely. Il could have you arrested
for such a familiarity" said she.
But" she added. I'm from Boston
and purpose TO keep calm. Now, I'll
Just give you ten minutes to let go of
my hand."--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
AGREEING WITH rnE AssEssoR.
He Reason for Building unnesdsd
Addition 70 House.

Representative Birdsall Of Iowa OBJ
jects TO the high rentals charged In
Warrington during the congressional
eeason. He says he feels like an
Irish farmer he knew out IN his dis
trict. The farmer had bought a place
out Of savings as q Farmland and
renter The tax assessor "ame around
one day and put valuation on Pats
new property which Pat thought ex-
cessive. His protest however, was
unAvailing.
One day a neighbor visited Pat and
found him building an addition to his
house, and obviously the house was
plenty big enough without II.
Isn't that piece Of extraya-
gance?" he asked Pat.
Think agin It moight be-" said
Pat. but I'm after havin' the ould
place warth PLAT the assisser says II
IA"
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
A Remedy for Neuralgia or Pain Il
the Nerves.


For neuralgia and sciatica Sloan's
Liniment has no equal. II has a pow
erfully sedative effect on the nerves
--penetrates without rubbing and
gives immediate relief from pain
Quickens the circulation Of the blood
and gives a pleasant sensation Of COM
fort and warmth.
For three years suffered with
neuralgia in the head and Jaws"
writes ]. p. Hubbard, OF Marietta, 8.
c., "and had almost decided to have
three OF my teeth pulled. when a
friend recommended me to buy n rs
cent bottle OF Sloan's Liniment. did
SO and experienced immediate relief,
and kept on using Il until the neu-
ralgia was entirely cured. will never
be without bottle OF Sloan's Llni'
ment in my house again. use It also
for insect bites and sore throat, and
can cheerfully recommend II to any
one who suffers from any Of the Ills
I have mentioned"
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
OPENS GRAVE FOR A PICTURE.
SorrowIns Widow Had 60 Have Pie
ture by Which 10 Remember Hubby.

To be exhumed after he had been
buried for 20 days and told to sit up
and look pleasant" was the tough
luck that befell q corpse out at Wood.
lawn cemetery. New York, the other
day. Henry Brown. train dispatcher
on the One Hundred and Twenty
ninth street elevated road. died De-
cember Of rheumatic govt and was
buried decently and In order. Some
two weeks after the funeral 1t oc-
CURED TO Mrs. Brown that she would
like n photograph Of her husband.
having none that did him justice. I'm
mediately she petitioned the Brorx
health department for permission to
exhume Henry and snapshot him.
The health department wan some
what dazed. but granted the request.
and 30. with a photographer and an
undertaken. Mrs. Brown went 10
Woodlawn and had the three weeks
corpse dug up. Brown was taken
both profile and full face.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
500 Reward. siOo.

The readers Of this paper viii be pleased 70 learn
that thers Il dreaded disease that science
hae been abba 20 cure ia all i etagoa. aud that IL
CatAFrh. Hslrs CatarFh Cure Il the onlY positive
cure n0W known 70 the medical fraternity Catafrh
being constitutional disease, requires a conautu-
tional treatment. HARE CatArrh Care IL taken In
tarnaiy, acting directly upon the blood aad mucous
surfaces Of the system, thereby destroying che
foundation o. the disease, aud giving the patient
strength By building up the constitution aud haast
ing nature 81 doing It's WORK. The prOpnetors have
- much faith IN tie curative pOgeFs that they oner
One Hundred Dollars for any case that IL falls 70
cure. Send for liat Of testimonials.
Address y. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
TaSa 6alIa FsiniiI Pliis for constipation.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
ReNlaed.

I'VE hear" began the reporter.
shat you are to marry Blobb. the
Millionaire. Won't you give US the de-
tails?"
Sure" replied the obliging actress.
II like these things to be exact. Get
out your notebook. do not know
Blobb. but l have heard Of him, and
understand he has wife. am my
self happily married. I do not be-
lieye IN divorce or bigamy. ! would
not, IL free. marry a divorced man.
would not marry Blobb II we were
both free and he was the last man
on earth"
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
Surely King Of Burglars.

The most enterprising burglar as
yet recorded is the Long Island chap
who not only escaped from a brand.
new county Jail the other night but
took with him all the locks and door
knobs in the place. II they catch him
they ought 10 promote him to the best
penitentiary in the land as q tribute
to his genius.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
unapnraeIat.d proxssn.

The athletic son wrote homo from
college as follows:
Dear Pop: Watch the papers.
Next week I distinguish myself BY
throwing the hammer"
And the irate old gentleman stamped
his equity foot and replied:
Il don't care TO read any such dis
graceful antics In the paper. II you
break any windows you'll have to pay
for them yourself"
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

According 20 statistics there were
emily Sc lynchings in the United States
daFins the year 1907. which, compared
- "a during the previous year. shows
> commendable falling OF In the
popularity OF what il known as the
lynch law" II also shows an In
areasing respect for the law Of the
hand" condition that IL very cheer
ing 10 those interested in right and
rational Rovernment.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

A whole lot of people would be per.
fectly willing to put up with the incon.
veniences Of being prosecuted as trust
owners for the sake OF the constant
advantages OF that position.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

DuellIng as 4 part OF an American
university coursef Shall we German.
ino our higher education thusf Shall
q broad saber scar across the cheek
or the brow be accepted as the mark
OF the university bred man IN Amarien.
a. Il 10 In dermanyi Nichti
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Prof. Pupln, whoever he is. says that
wireless transatlantic telephony Is alb
surd. A professor has q good deal Of
nerve these days TO say that anything
n absurd. How does he know what
some Echoolboy In the mountains OF
Tennessee will do next week.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Observe the cautious. yet character
istically luminous manner In which
Mr.. Cleveland leads up to the PROPOSE
ton; This suggests without argu-
ment q reciprocal connection between
the curtailment Of opportunities Of
livelihood on one side and q reason
able obligation Of naturalization on
the other"
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

"A shoemaker is a poor sort Of crea-
ture."
why so?"
Because he is by trade a heller.
and there is not time when he is not
willing to sell his sole"
But you must admit he has one
virtue"
what is IT,"
He will stick to the last"
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

me. and for fifteen years the frequent
passages OF kidney secretions an.
noyed me. But Doan's Kidney Pills
have given me almost entire freedom
from this trouble and cannot speak
too highly in their praise"
Sold by all dealers. so cents n
box. Foster.Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Jealousy, says a French physician.
Is a disease. II he wishes to confer
q favor upon humanity lot him dis.
cover some method Of preventing Il
by vaccination or incubation.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Alcohol may enter into the food OF
the body a. q generator OF electricity,
but gentlemen on the water wagon
who have done considerable expert.
msnting in their time have observed
Il only as a trouble generator.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

An Indian OF the name of Howling
Wolf is talking OF running for congress.
II he gets in he will be surprised to
ind himself among some OF the most
able howlers extant.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Capt Hull OF the army says sol.
diers should be encouraged to marry.
Well. this Is leap year; but We ex.
pect higher pay IL what the captain
10 driving at.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Another foreign noblemRs has been
captured by an American heIress. The
American invasion has certainly put
the crimps In the European matrimo-
NAL markets.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

New York now has n set of sun
Worshipers. They may be valuable.
says the Baltimore American. in
counterbalancing the night owls. for
which the town has become famous.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

A woman doctor declares that mems
dress clothes are as dangerous to
health ~ peek-a-boo waists. Never
having worn the peek.a-boos, we hest
tate to deliver any comment on the
auhiecf.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

thirty years I suf-
fered with kidney
troubles. and the at
lacks laid me up for
days at a time with
pain In the back and
rheumatism. when
! was up and around
shnrp twinges cauRht
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
Oystsrn n In,

Waiter-Yes. sir; we can give you
an oyster stew. Oysters are in season
now.
Guest-Well. see that few Of them
get into the stew.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Spain is to have a new $4,000. O0c
navy which will be built In England.
British shipbullders should have In.
creased respect for the American
navy.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

The earl of Yarmouth intimatss
that he Is ashamed Of his connection
with Harry Thaw. The Thaw family
got over the folly OF being proud OF
It's connection with his disgrace Of
Yarmouth long ago.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

The Boston Herald wonders IL we
eat too much. This depends, we have
observed. entirely upon the amount Of
food we've put away.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

"China for the Chinese" is the new
cry in the Orient. With the Jap freez.
Ing to Manchuria there isn't much
China left for the Chinese.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Never believe anything bad about
anybody until you know II to be true"
says DR.. Henry Van Dyke. Does the
doctor want to destroy half the pleas
ure In life?
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

The reading OF the mikado's mes
sage to the diet lasted Just three min
utes. Always improving on what they
borrow from the west, those Japs.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

The duel which now hovers over
Boni de Castellane because of a
street fight is not likely to be nearly
so serious as the fight itself.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

King Oscar Of Sweden left fortune
Of Se.250.o00. showing what pikers
these kings arc compared with our
own financial kings.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Browns Bronchial Troehes
have a worldwide reputation fer cur.
ing coughs. sore throats and relieving
bronchitis and asthma
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

In Scotland doctors use carrier pi-
geons as messengers. The stork, ap.
parentiy, 10 compelled to stand for
competition.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

ONLY ONE -BROSzO QUININES'
ths esnaiars " b, ", Gil0v6. dssd ths Wosld
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

The world 10 growing better. in the
opinion OF Andrew Carnegie. A man
with that much money. however. sim.
ply cannot be a pessimist.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Little wonder that Garfield Tea meets
with approval evepwhere-it Il the Ideal
Laxative; pure, mild. health giving IL reg.
ulates the liver and oyercomes constipation.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

II seems that the earl Of Yarmouth
prefers to bask in the warm rays OF
the missus' check book.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Resist the grip germ by giving II
plenty OF fresh air. and II will Zee
from you.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

All the presidential booms are still
friendly enough to exchange the COM
pliments OF the season.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

The young man who pretends 20 be
scared because II 10 leap year would
probably make a poor husband.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

A virtuous deed should never DO
delayed.--Alexander Dow.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
Keep Tobacco At Home.

The Turkish government absolutely
prohibits the expectation Of the seed
OF Turkish tobacco.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

No. AiOuIO. a nervous woman isn't
necessarily Merry.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

1Dhdl 1900 sssssssss ssssV.'NS
Above Ia sufficient seed to grow IS bu.
OF rarest vegetables aud thousands Of bril-
liant flowers and all is mailed TO you
POSTPAID FOR 12c,
or IL you send l0c, we will add q package
Of Berliner Earliest Cauliiiowcr. John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. X. & w.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

A milkman doesn't cry over split
milk II there II a pump handy.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Lewis Single Binder Cigar has riel
taste. Your dealer or Lewis Factory
Peoria. Ill.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Some men Just can't foot a BIN with,
out kicking.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
THIRTY YEARS OF II.
A Fssrfully Long siege Of Daily palm
and Misery.

Charles Won soehnen OF 30 A st.,
Colfax. WISH, saws: For At lanHt
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
first Postefies sehsme.

The FIRST postoHBce scheme was .
private enterprise and was inaugu-
rated about 1854.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13

Aunt Hester-DId 90 play kissing
games at the party?
Emerson Highhed-Well, they par
ticipated In osculatory pastimes,
which I consider n rather uninterest.
ing and juvenile diversion.
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
For 12e

and this notice the John A. Salzer Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis, in order to gain
100000 new customers during 1908, will
mail you free their great plant and seed
.s.tsk
Mexico Missouri message., 1908-02-13
Beware Of Debt.

Raleigh: Borrowing is the canker
and death Of every mans estate.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1908-06-14
Arizona POstmasters
Are On Lookout

Postmasters are warned IL the cur
rent issue OF the Postal Guide,
which is just out, to watch the i'm
portation Of arms and ammunition in
70 the State OF sonora and the terri
tory OF Lower California through the
United States mails.
The Mexican government has noti-
fed the state department that such
importation l. unlawful at present
owing 10 the fact that attempts have
been made TO start a revolution against
the Mexican government in these
states.
From time 20 time rumOrs OF At
tempted revolutionary movements
started in FL Paso. Some time ago
mysterious individual, calling himself
Knowles, attempted to enlist L. :
soldiers whose terms had expired in
an expedition which promised good
rewards. He declined to be more
specific and Was supposed TO contem-
plate some kind of flihusterirg ex-
petition. The secret service men got
on bis trail snd he disappeared.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1908-06-14
Arizonan Placed In
His Coffin Alive

Having to all appearances passed
away, j. A. Burton, foreman OF a
construction squad on the Southern
Pacific, suddenly came to life while
HE friends we're accompanying the re-
mains to the cemetery in Guaymss,
Mexico.
de had been i'll for about two weeks
and sank Into comatcse condition.
Apparently life was extinct and fun.
eTal services were held.
En- route to the cemetery, however,
a noise was heard ia the coffin and on
investigation it was found that Bur.
ton was still alive.
He was taken back TO the hospital.
Everything possible wss doneto main
tain life, but on the following day be
passed away
Hi. widow has arrived in Tucson
from G"symas. The Burtons formerly
lived in California.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1908-06-14
A Cotton Gin
For Arizona

If Egyptian cotton continues to
prove success in the Salt River and
Buckeye valleys, the United States
bureau OF plant Industry will have
special experimental gin erected at
some point near Phoenix.
The officials Of the bureau are watch
ing closely the experiments in Egyp-
ton cotton growing now being con-
Quoted at Buckeye. In two months
it can be told whether the experiment
is success, and ii all goes ne is hoped
the erection OF q small gin will be
commenced at once.
According to the Gazette W. A.
Peterson, southwestern representative
OF the bureau OF plant industry, who
has conducted 4 number of expert
meu;s in the growing Of Egyptian
cotton near Yuma, Will be in Phoenix
about the middle of next month and
will make a visit to the Buckeye dis
trict, accompanied by +. Kaufman,
statistical agent FOR the department of
who has headquarters in
Phoenix.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1908-06-14
From Fridays Daily.

Assessor Howe and his deputies are
busy making up the Assessment rolls
TO be- Turned over 10 Clerk Berner on
Monday next. The ss-sssineet roll IL
expected 10 reach total OF about
sl9,0o000o. Last year 52IS names
appeared on the rolls and the list this
year viii exceed GJO' names.
Cniei Bfayin, besides being the
preseryer Of peace in this municipality
is likewise the official tax collector
and since tins is taz paying time,
that department Of city affairs is busy
and Tax Collector Braviu Is attaching
his autograph g. receipts Tor shekels
/ hat Eli Keep he wheels OF city gov
ernment oiled. The city rolls total
nearly 800. 900 this year which is an
Increase over last Year
Mias Elizabeth Axtell returned
home today from Tempe where she
has been in attendance at the Nor
NAL and viii spend her vacstion here
John Riggs, o. the law firm OF Cum
bingham. Ellerbe 4 Riggs, returned
today from a trip to the Star ranch
in the Chiricahuas. He reports the
ranges about the county very dry and
cattlemen anxiously awaiting the
rainy season to set in.
County Surveyor McNeish left to
day Tor the Huachucas and will DC
some survey work in the vicinity o
the J eyer place.
District Attorney Shelly returned
? from Bisbee today where ne WIS or
{ business connected with his Office.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1908-06-14

The cases against Harry Duey, three
in number, charged with embezzling
funds of the brokerage firm Of Duey
& Overlook, were continued for the
term, because OF the absence OF ma
terial witnesses whose whereabouts
are unkno~n st this time.
In the case Of John Skaggs, charged
with passing worthless checks, the
sanity OF the prisoner has been ques-
toned and be will be brought before
. jury who will determine as to his
sanity. Should he be adjudged insane
he will be committed to the asylum,
otherwise he will be tried for the
charge as found against him in the
indictment.
The jury returned d verdict this
afternoon finding the defendant insane.
Consuells Disz wss given a term
of l year for burglary committed
at Pearce.
Louis Rosenthsl, convicted OF in
decent exposure, was this morning
sentenced to four months in the coun-
ty Jail and the payment OF a fine OF
$500; If the fine is not paid, defendant
is serve out the same st the rate OF 81
per day.
In the case OF the City Of Bisbee VS.
Robert Arborn, a jury was selected
and the case went over until tomor-
row morning
The case OF Otto Kroeger vs. Z L
Scott for debt and damages, was dis.
missed at plaintiffs costs.