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FOR RENT-FLATS.

tUR REN1-tLAIS.
FOR REST-BY
VA. a. SAUNDERS & Co, l4r7 r ST. nv.
FLATS.
The Luz1u, Or. ?. SsG 90 rlIu8 18th ST. 4rb q -
Eae Luzou. 6T,o-.sI-59 5n6 p d n, 5r,b.,2 2I.5O
Tha Solano. Or b q. % H-Iz 18th ne.6r.b l7 81
1l0i > NV, 6rs De- $50 1854 J. Sc. 4r. b 10 %
I7E NV. 5T. b.-5003 1861 i Sc, 4r. b.. 800
l5G ist NV, 5r. b-20.5o|558 orleans ne,
lszs 15th nv. 6r. 5r. b-..,.-....... 17-5J
b. .....--.-...... 25.55l
STORES.
%. 80 M s. n"
STABLES.
Rear % Pierce NV. water, 3 staIls,.... & 90
Rear 120s sth ct. nW....s................... 9 90
Rear l5-l KinEmans S stalls, 6 carriages -. Sc %
FOR FENT-No. 1923 s5th ST. NV oDDogI-e
the be- utiful grounds OF the Western High
School; corner nat six large rooms and bath.
separate cellar and yard; front and rear
p1rChes5 price only $3.50.
WM. II. SAUNDERS & CO. 1907 F ST. NV.
658 ORLEANS ST. NE.-First floor. 5 rooms
and bath. in good condition, separate cellar
and furnace; hot-water heat rent only Sl7 so
Apply WM. H. SAUNDERS & Co, 14U =
ST. NV. no2S-2t
IN no. GOO ST. SE.. TWO rooms on cor
third floor, So all modern Improvements. IN
Quire within. MRS. BURGES. n12S-5t
654 ORLEANS ST. NE.-FIrst floor. roomS
and bath. in good condition; separate cellar
and furnace; hot-water heat; rent only $3.50
WM- H. SAUNDERS & CO., 1907 F NV.
nOZS-2t
-FOUR ROOMS and bath: cabinet manteIs.
tiled hearthsi al bargain. Apply THORN
TON SHOE STORE. 7o5-70S 7th St NV.
no2S-5t
FOR Notwithstanding little fiaJ. rooms
and bath 301S o ST. NV; in perfect order:
rent reduced 10 early applicant Apply
Upper Flat within. nO27-3r
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FOR RENT-Furnished Houses.

ID ST Ne. ll9-F0r rent. I4-r0om house
furnished. with part of house occupied, one
square 3 car lines, cheap. uo2g-st
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FOR RENT-HOUSES.
FOR REST-BY
VA. Ii. SAUNDERS & CO. I4J7 r ST nv.
HOUSES.
s5sl 18th nw.17r Ili-5 G ne. ST. D.. 1850
% -....----.-.--SI -SI2j.05 54J4 sth NV. CRIB.
IH0 Belmont, 5r-D.55.7. II4z6 D ne. er&6.. is.55
80 btn nN-,sT&J- $50. l4Is j. ue-s CT b.. 1880
5-s 55- 9 NV sr5 -J-5 kosedale,sr.b. $50
@-zt 10th u#.. Or. 5.-2.5
COLOEED
-V-s koselale me-. on. a. W.-....-....... 50 30
-lt4 -oiH ST. n"-. g. 8. A w.-...---...-.--- Ji5J
n9-e-et
FOR EENT-I1. lzTH 81. Ne
Porch Front and Back
SIN ROOMS AND MODERN BATH
RENT ONLY $3.50 MONTH.
= square From Cars
WA. H. SAUNDERS * CO., 1871 + 81.
FOR RENT-A partly furnished house. 10
rooms ana bath for rent cheap. Inquire
go Aunssy BuiidlRg. Bos-tt
HANDSOMELY furnished house, rooms ana
PalHs buffers pantry and servants room,
house open for -slspgetllus price $40 I7f2
oregon ave nW- uga5-5g
FOR EENT-io5 T. 81. Sc, bay window brick
house rooms, bath. cellar. newly papereI
10 good order. southern exposure. facing park
HtNI. 1903 j ST. nv nozs-st
FOR RENT-Houses, apartment. and offices
In AL parts JT the city For detailed IisI
send OF call at our office
4AOs- j. FISHER d co. Uuc).
REAL ESTATE LOANS AND INSURANCE
BROKERS
53s 18TH ST ~. W. Ja23-u
FOR RENT
Fiat Of rooms and bath; convenient o.
Union Station $50 IL 81. me-. uot-water heat
ng plant iEouJ and back yard back porch
RENT $3.50 PER MONTH
Special lnaucement for desirable tenant.
j. {. WELDON 4 CO.,
"a East Capitol uol5-5t
SIS 18TH ST Sc. Sl455, SIX rooms and batr.
range and large porch
CHAs- r TRIBBY. '3 l5tn st. nv oc7-tt
40 @ sT. NV. rooms and porcelain bath.
modern convent =uCes. near car lines. schools
and market $500 per month n0-1-5-
go l5lz ST. sE.-NIce i-ro5m brick. sewer
and water white tenants only, s. month.
AGENT. SIS lsth ST. NV nl-5-.t
TO sUB-LEAsE-Tgg0 blocks from Dupont
Circle 10 months lease. S-TJ1m house. mol
for inspection every day Address r. IL D..
LaaL Ast ST. nv. Phone 1913 North.
no2z E.29
NEW sIX-ROoM and bath; ho,-water heat
papered throughout 14ls-I425-Is5I ST.. s..
S-g-50 per month
THOs- Il. MELTON Cowner). s2l F nv.
nozl-igt
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Notary Public, Phone NJ 5O9S
WM. GEO. INGLEY,
Public accountant and auditor assocfafei
with David Machie. Union Trust Building.
2oS-Su. tu, th-tf
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FoR sALE-MIsCELLANEOUs

FOR sAI.E-Nearly new Cyphers Model iu-
cubs tC~--51 eEg-lF viii exchange for while
legh-n or rock hens. Address BOX "a
Times Office nl-3---
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DENTISTRY.
WALL PAPER.

wan paper lowest prices have me give an
estimate before having your papering done.
nO29-tf
ROOMS PAPERED, s. up; nrst-eIas. york
only house 9ainting; lowest prices: All work
guaranteed. CAAs. a. CARLdGLE. Phons
Il 655I SSs 5th st:l NV tyI2-sl- tII. IN Coz
WALL PAPER; latest designs; large rooms
papered So: drop card. II. REYBOLD. as
oJh 81 NV n02I-3t
The Washington times., 1908-11-29

FCR SALE-Ice boxes. suitable for lunch
room. dining room or hotel save money
see HOPNCOD. sth and n. no23-5t
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FLOOR OIL.
THE LATEST.

Our business has increased 500 Per cent
the past week.
Give US another VIM. II. Taft we want
to make 1000 per cent in another week.
c 7. HUNTER - sanitary dust killing ffoor
oil keeps the floors clean and bright, gives
them polished finish: soc gallon delivered
Phone Main 54J6 Office 1l5 Pa. ave NV. Our
label on every can. This Is the only oil used
by the u. s Government. Others initiate
but none as good Write for samples. Agents
wanted everywhere. This oil is good for the
finest kind OF furniture. Try Il! noI5-3lt
The Washington times., 1908-11-29
TAILORING.
BUSINESS PERSONALS.

MIN p ! 10
THE BEST MADE
Ask Your Grocer. Always Fresh.
1lz5 d ST. ne Je2 tn IL, Su-S0t
COLUMBIA NURSERIES. 1 can furnish
fruit and shade trees, roses. shrub bushes
etc. Guaranteed satisfaction. J. Z. MORRI-
SON, 1920 New York ave. NV. Oci-tf
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1908-11-05

The "Joshua Simpkins" company
with a fine brass band and splendid
orchestra, will be seen at Thomas
Opera House, Saturday night, No
vember 18th. The play is made
of fun and realism combining the
pleasing features OF realistic melo.
drama and the ever popular rural
play. The character sketches are
SAID to be very clever, while there
is an abundance of good music,
singing and dancing in it. Those
lovable old country characters are
introduced and their sayings and
doings create much amusement.
The company comes to us recon-
mended as a good one throughout.
The saw-mill scene in the third act
is said to be wonderfully realistic,
genuine circular saw being seen
in motion, with Uncle Josh's son
lashed to log by the villains and
started toward the glittering
teeth of the rapidly revolving saw
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1908-11-05

Now watch the newspapers be-
gin to explain how it happened.
We doubted all the time the wis
dom of putting up Mr. Bryan to
be shot to pieces a third time,
but when he became the choice
of the party we gave him our
allegiance willingly and cheerful
ly, forwarding our dollar and
about seyenty-three more from
other contributors to give Will
asamsburg county some sort of
showing among the other coun-
ties of the State.
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Citation, Notice

STATE OF SOU. II CAROLINA
County of V liamsbarg.
By P NJ e linton, Esquire,
Probate JUICE.
Whereas! NJ DSDeLorme made
suit to me to grant him Letters OF
.-du iistration of the Estate Of and
:fects of jackson Keels, Sr.
These are therefore to cite and
Iimonish all and singular the
adred and creditors of the said
cksoa Keels, Sr deceased, that
they be and appear before me, in
the Court of Probate, to be held at
KAgstree on 9th day of November
next af ter publication thereof, at
II o'clock in the forenoon, to show
caSse. if any they have. why the
81 a. Administration should not be
g lated.
Given under my Hand, this 26th
dav of October, Ammo Domini, 1908.
Published on the Goth dav of Oc-
tober, 1908, in The COUNTY RE-
CORD.
2 Nj BROCKINTON,
Probate Judge.
1O-29-2t.
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ing the destiny of our country.
With scarcely an exception even
his political opponents believe IN
the uusullied purity, the intellec-
tusl power and the lofty ideals
of Bryan the man, who is to.
day the uncrowned king of mil
lions of the plain people of the
United States and the foremost
orator of the world.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1908-11-05

William Jennings Bryan, al
though defeated for the third
time for the presidency, did his
part molly and we'll. The cam
palgn he made this year will be
a memorable one in the annals
of American politics. But with
the cards stacked against him the
result was foregone conclusion.
The "malefactors of great wealth.
declared for Taft, and the dollars
and not the people, rule in poll
tics, wherever there is any kind
of contest. When Carnegie, the
steel king; Hartman, the rail-
road king, aud Rockefeller, the oil
king, gave Taft their united sup.
port the voice of the people be-
came hushed and still. And
thus it will be, we fear, until a
political cataclysm sweeps from
power these arrogant overlords of
the financial world.
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Mind Your Business.

If you don't nobody will. 1t is
your business to keep out of all the
trouble YOU can and you can and will
keep out of liver and bowel trouble
if you take DR. Kings New Life
Pills. They keep blliousness,
malaria and iaundice out of your
system. 25c. at D G SCOTS drug
store.
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES
THURSDAY. NOV. 5, 1908.
Delayed Papers.

We are having Il lot Of trouble
getting papers 10 Subscribers al Il
number of pos:ot1ice<. We are IN
vestiga;Ing the matter as thorough
" as possible and will if necr<-
sary report the matter to the
postotticc department. The pack
ages of papers are put IN the
office here on Friday of each week
and there Is no good reason why they
should reach their respective
destinations later than Saturday
where there is a daily mail.
We think We have located the
trouble at Rome. with the assis.
tance of the courteous postmaster,
Mr. W c Rollins, and hope there
will be nc further cause of com
plant at that Office, from where
there have come many ''kicks, F"
and Justly so, on account of the
delay. The cause has been that
the papers were for some time
sent the wrong route. Hereafter
they will be sent via RHEIMS, as
Mr. Rollins suggests.
We hold our forms open until
Thursday morning to get all the
news possible. OF course We might
print earlier, but we take it for
granted that our subscribers want
the news and as rule not much
happens until the middle or latter
part of the week.
Everything possible is being
Done to get the paper printed and
IN the hands of our subscribers
promptly, but We cannot regulate
the United States mail system,
nor can we get at the trouble
at particular office without pa
tient investigation.
In this connection We may. say
that while most of the postmas-
ters appear willing to cooperate
with US in this matter, there are
one or two who seem rather lr-
~itated when We write them ask
ing for information. We beg to
remind the latter that the gov
,ernment allows us this privilege
of investigation and that it is a
part of their duty to give atten-
ton TO all letters pertaining to
official business. If any one
doubts this is is not hard to
make test case.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1908-11-05
Joshua Simpkins.

"Joshua Simpkins," a story Of
farm life, will be seen at Thomas
Opera House, Nov IA. 1t is said to
abound in novel features, wonder.
full mechanical effects, excellent
singing aud dancing, and plenty OF
refined, wholesome fun. The s
band carried by the company Ill
make burlesque parade at noon
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1908-11-05

Splsndid in defeat, as he would
have been magnanimous in victory,
William Jennings Bryan as a
oriyae citizen will continue to
WELD a powerful force in shap'
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1908-11-05

remainirs cakes were disposed OF in
the usnal way, and when the pro-
ceeds were counted it was
found that the nice little sum of
$4,000 net had been raised. This
goes to tbe benefit of Central church.
1t was Row growing late, but the
night was dark and dreary and the
rain had commenced again, and as
the crowd seemed loath to leave we
all gathered in the parlor where
some of the, ladies rendered delight
full music, both vocal and instru-
mental, while the hours sped swiftly
by.
| think about twenty young ladies
were present and can say without
fear of contradiction that it was as
pretty crowd as it has ever been
my good pleasure to be among
At last, when | could stay no
longer, grored my way out into
the darkness, found my horse and
splashed mad to lndiantown, reach,
ing, there after the night had
languished into the "wee sma
hours carrying with me sweet
memories Of pleasantly spent
evening.
WHIPPOORWILL.
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Shall the people rule: Well,
hardly, if it depends on Bryan
being president.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

Transient Notices will be Published
In This Column at the, Rate OF One
Cent a Word for Each Issue. No ad-
yertisement taken for less than 25 cents.
SALES AGENT WANTED-S36.Oo per
week or 400 per cent. profit All
SAMPLES. stationery, and art catalogue
free. We want ene permanent agent
in this locality for the largest picture
and frame house In America. Expert
ence unnecessary. We instruct you
how to sell our goods and furnish the
capital. If YOU want a permanent.
honorable and profitable position, write
VS. today for particulars, catalogue ana
samples.
FRANK W. WILLIAMS COMPANY,
1914 ". Taylor St,
le-2s4t Chicago, Ill.
WANTED-Repair work Bring in
your Shoes, Harness, and Sewing MAJ
chimes and have~them repaired.
B F THOMPSON.
Opposite Postoffic,
1O-ll-4t Kingstree, S g.,
FoR SALE OR RENT-One store and
dwelling at Benson pOstoftSee.
f. RHEM & Sons,
'11-5-4t RHEIMS, S. c.
For SALE oed, four room house
six miles East Of Kingstree. with good
out building; fine land, nearly one horse
crap cleared. Price S1,7O0.
s.. MCCONNELL,
ll-5-4t Bloomingvalc, S. c.
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and ans"
between /.
British Gro
spring..
this cou.
"Now,
what even
years ago N
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1908-11-05
hot SUPPER At nB.
'EhlpDoOrWlIr' Pays Tribute ie
Women and Brave MeD-ot

INDIANToWN, No!
was the good pleasure u 49, :
to attend a hot supper at the home
of Mr R S Tisdale of Zeb last We'd
nesday night.
Notwithstanding the inclement
weather, the attendance was large
and the evening proved a success
both financially and socially. The
day had been a gloomy one, the
rain care down in torrents and at
times it seemed rs if the affair
would be a failure. But as day
light faded and the goddess of night
drew her sable curtains, tue rain
abated and hope in the hearts
of the participants again beat high,
and by 9 o'clock the house was filled
with gay crowd, both old and
young, all bent on having a good
time-and they had it, too.
Supper was in due time announc-
ed and oh, what a supper! The
long table extended across the din
ing room and fairly groaned beneath
its load of tempting viands, which
consisted of barbecue, ham, turkey,
chicken, pickles, rice, bread, pies,
custar6s, "SundaY bread
Now, your scribe is a dest and
very bashful fellow, bu' this au;;
spiclous occasion he mse
to repletion. for he fel, 1
woman !he wedding aid
I"It's bet, to burst van good
eatlu yasts."' When supper
I'd was invite'i i,tc
quite number of
played. Amone'
most beautif'
1t was made y
-Ne3sen and was sold for
the prettiest young lady
ftes.,assstthhs; lated con.
tl Miss Nellie
Bro On by a small
maio. aaud Phillips =
close next best cake
was d i a like manner
and oy Hiss Hattie Parneli'
with " ora Dukes second. The
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-21
Management.

Chicago Journal: George Won l..
Meyer, postmaster general of the
United States, coyly informs his en-
plcyers, the American people, that for
partment have fallen $19,0O0,O00 be-
hind expenses.
Then he proceeds TO advise certain
reforms such as parcels post and pos
tai savings banks, prophesying that
parcels post will make the postoffice
pay.
The parcels post spells ruin for the
small merchant in the small town
through mail order competition from
huge supply houses that furnish every
thing direct to the consumer.
The postal savings bank. guaran-
teed by Uncle Sam, would divert de-
posts from savings banks all over
the country into the national banks
Even though the promised 5 per cent
is all that is taken to Washington
which means its deposit in New York
that will divert more than $4,000,
O00- from the west to the east.
Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Wisconsin
and Minnesota alone will lose SIS,
3G,540, which will go to some gov
eminent favored bank in New York
The west wants this money kept here
and invested here The west doe!
not want parcels post.
Mr.. Meyer complains that almos
half his deficit is due to added sal
aries. With enough more clerks t.
handle the parcels and banking bust
ness, $19,OOO,O0O will not begin t
cover the deficit. The west is tire,
of paying for extravagant experiment
by such amateurs as Mr.. Meyer
There are too many taX-eaters a
ready. Let us have economy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-21
The Medical Fee.

DR.. Arthur c. Heffenger, discussing
"The Medical Fee in the North Amer
lean Review, deplores the notion which
prevails in some quarters that the ply
sician charges more for his services
than they are worth. He instances
some abnormally large fees which
have been paid to medical men and
shows that these were justified either
by the delicate nature of the services
rendered or by unusual conditions at
tending them. He says:
1.-THE American Medical association,
our highest medical authority, has
never attempted to establish an ethical
fee In point of fact, the fee evolves
itself and ever has been and ever will
be a graded one. The great bulk Of
practice is practically charity-that is.
it represents small fees or no fees.
This is true alike In the remote coun-
try districts and in the great metropol-
itan centerS. There is one difference,
however. which should be distinctly
remembered, and that is that rural
. charity is generally deserved, whereas
urban charity Is often misplaced. 1t Is
, stated that practically SO per cent OF
the entire practice Of New York city
| is charity and that in third Of such
cases the doctor Is imposed upon"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-21
Hats to Be Smaller.

The time for man to rejoice is near
at hand. 1t is given out by those
who dictate the feminine fashions that
small hats are to be the proper thing
in short time. The big headgear
which the women are wearing and
seemingly are so delighted with will
then be sent to the rummage sales,
and they will be equally delighted wit
the small hat and the men will be
more so. When this happy day comes
the dear girls will wear less hair and
smaller hats. They will be nearer
like themselves again; and the young
men will not have so much difficulty
in saluting their best with a farewell
when escorting her home from
church" The present style of mead
gear requires such an abundance of
hair that the wearer has, as a usual
thing, to lay in an extra supply OF
rats" and other artificial hair pieces
before she can keep her hat on.
But those dreams of hats that fash.
ION once decreed should be donned
are coming back again. The insight.
ly head coverings are to vanish quiet
| ly and by degrees it is said by those
who have control of such things.
Chic Partisan and aristocratic New
York women, says an exchange. are
now commencing to wear the Cosa
que toques or Russian turbans, ans
while they are by no means small fol-
their class of hats, they are at least
| very smart and sensible. For the las
fortnight the leading Paris modist:
have been sending to America princi
pally Cosaque toques and Russian tur
bars, which are veritable craze a
present in Paris, and are sure to be a.
popular in this country.
! When the day of the small hat re
turns there will be more comfort 70
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-21

prosperity. Wheat is going out of the
country in large quantities at about
S1.10 bushel. Corn is selling around
10 cents, and cotton, of which the
years yield is placed at 100000
bales, is selling at 8 cents pound.
The sales of American farm products
in foreign markets are running into
hundreds Of millions of dollars a month
and the balance of trade in American
favor is larger than ever before. The
farmers have done more than their
share for the restoration of prosperous
conditions and great commercial and
industrial activity.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-21
That Labor" Dinner.

The press report Of President Roose-
velt's widely heralded Tabor din
ner'' did not enter into detail.
The names of the invited guests who
attended were ''discreetly" omitted
from the Associated Press report, and
suppressed, by some at least, of the
large city papers. The reason for
this, probably, is that in list of at
PENDANTS at the dinner, the names of
Mr. Gompers, Mr.. Mitchell, Mr.. Keefe,
Mr.. Duncan, and other well known
labor leaders would have been too
conspicuous by their absence from the
list.
Four of the guests at this dinner
in the White house were railroad men,
one steam shovel man, one from the
window glass industry, one from the
building trades, anu one from the New
York state organization of carpenters.
DR.. Lyman Abbott, Lawrence F. Alb
bolt and Ernest Abbott of the Out
look, were also present, getting ac-
quainted with their new staff member
and his friends. Five lawyers, two
cabinet members, seven government
employees, and two supreme court
judges filed the remaining chairs.
The representation of labor it will be
seen, was meager and inconSequential
Mr.. Roosevelt dined all the labor lead
ers he could get, but seif-respecting
gentlemen high in the councils of la.
Dor refrained by their absence from
being party to or endorsing the de-
liberate and conspicuous snubbing OF
Mr.. Gompers by the president. And
in doing so, they did right.
The presidents dinner as Tabor
dinner" was a bowling failure.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-21

One of the most amusing features OF
a recent meeting of the New York
Mothers club and one thoroughly
characteristic of that misnamed organ
ization, was the resignation of one of
the members who actually remember
ed that her children had more claim
upon her time than the club. The
other women were Mortified that the
woman could allow such trifie as her
children to interfere with her duties
as a club member.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-21
Lar For the Enotist.

The world has troubles of it's own,
Nor has it time to stop
To bother as it joys along
About your trouble crop.
Nor is it always safe to try
The sympathies to win
OF the police, for like as not
They'll only run you in.
You think when something comes along
That Savors of disgrace
The world stands round a day or two
To gossip on your case,
To chew the tender morsel fine
And call the flavor prime
And talk about you in it's sleep.
But. pshaw, 1t hasn't time!
The moon and stars do not stand still.
The sun don't hesitate.
The neighbors do not loaf around
And for the details wait.
Perhaps few old gossipers
With nothing else to do
May talk it over once or twice.
But what are they to you?
The world has too much on its mind
In making night and day
A decent living for itself
Your sad misdeeds to fay.
So cheer up. though you may have
slipped.
And take another brace.
Not one In fifty, maybe less.
Has heard of your disgrace.