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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
HOW the Governor rel,.

Gov. Hughes recently addressed the
West End woman's Republican club
OF New York and remarked In the
course of his talk; My happiness on
this occasion may be compared with
the young lady on her first visit to
Venice. believe she wrote her inti-
mate friend as follows: am here
on the Grand Canal. drinking 1t all In
She added: Lies never seemed SO
full before"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
Cause for Alarm.

A young man had been counting .
girl for nine years. Jennie" he said.
one evening. Il read the other day that
In $4,000 years Niagara falls would
dry up
Jennie clutched his arm excitedly.
why. what's tho matter" he
asked.
why, you promised to take me
there on our bridal trip. Don't you
think you had better be q little care
full that 1t does not dry up before we
get there7"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

and grew too weak to work. Though
constantly using medicine l despaired
of being cured until / began taking
Doan's Kidney Pills. Then relief came
quickly, and in a short time I was
completely cured. l am now In ex-
cellent health"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
A q Subatitute

Mrs. Parkway-It must be lonesome
when your husband has to make one
Of his long canvassing trips and be
away from home for a week or more.
Mrs. Nexblok-Yes; but Harry II
real thoughtful. He has taught the
parrot to use just the kind OF Ian
guage he uses when he's about the
house himself.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
In . Pinch, Use ALIENS Foor.eAse.

A powder. 1t cures painful. smart
ing. nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all Druggists, 25c. Accept no SUBJ
stitute. Trial package. FREE. Ad-
dress A. s. Olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
IhA Elatterer.

The tramp had applied to the farm
er's wife for assistance.
You have a beautiful voice. lady"
he said.
She looked interested.
Have IT,
"Yes, ma'am: I'd rather hear you
say no. lady. than most other women
say yes
Then she drove back the dog and
gave the wanderer half loaf and .
chunk OF cold beef.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
Application Put on File.

The Needy One-I say. old man.
could you lend me a dollar for q day
OF two?
The Other One-My dear fellow. the
dollar lend is out at present. and I've
several names down for 1t when It
comes back.-Harper's Weekly.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

Sudden Changes Of the Weather
often cause Bronchial and Lung trou-
bles. Browns Bronchial Troches" al
lay throat irritation and coughs.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

j had q pad fall ana
It affected my kid
neys. Severe pains
in my back and hips
became constant. and
sharp twinges fol-
lowed any exertion.
The kidney secre-
tions were badly dis
colored. l lost flesh
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
Give Them TItIes7

BY granting titles of nobility TO
American men we might stop the
dow Of good American money into
the Golfers of titled foreigners who
marry American girls. but the remedy
would b. worse than the disease.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
All Beach.

wilfred was sitting upon his IA
TIERS knee watching his mother ar
ranging her hair.
Papa hasn't any Marcel waves like
that" said the father laughingly.
Wilfred. looking up at his fathers
bald pate. replied. Nope: no waves;
it's all beach."-Harper's Weekly.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
Sophistry.

"Dear, only play poker for fun"
but you bet. don't your"
"Well, there wouldn't be any fun
without a little betting.
Courier-Journal.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUlNINE"
mat 10 LAXATIVE BROMO QUINlNn. Look 70.
Sho signature of =. W. GROVE Ussd the Work
ever 70 Cure . Cold in One Utiy. DC.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

The average mans idea Of a goo'
sermon is one that goes over his heat
and hits one Of his acquaintances.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
Gone, Anyhow.

Mr.. Jawback-Tlat boy gets his
brains from me.
Mrs. Jawback-Somebo got 'em
from you. II you ever had any-thats
a cinch.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

It is her winning ways that often
enable a woman to get the better OF
man In the matrimonial game.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

Why do people who pick quarrel'
always Select such ugly ones?
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

Digestive Difficulties? Headache Sa
low complexiony The remedy is CARTEL
Tea, the Herb Laxative. Write for san
pies. Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
Truth and
Quality

appeal to the Well Informed in every
walk Of life and arc essential to permanent
success and crcditablc standing. Accor-
ingly. it is not claimed that Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir OF SIENNA is the only remedy Of
known value, but ono of many reasons
why it is the best Of personal and family
laxatives 10 the fact that it clcanscs,
swcctcns and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any dcbilitating
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
II acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug
gists.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
Per enildren teethiny. softsns the Guus, reduces
aARnAIoa, allays pain, cures wind coats nc sosss
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

II a young man sits half the time on
q hot stove and the other half on a
cake OF ice It's Just like being In love.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

II wishes were coal heaps we'd nom
of US freeze.-Detroit Free Press.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
SPITE.

Proud Mother-Everybody says the
baby looks like me.
Her Brother-The spiteful things
don't say that to your face. do they?
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

An average yield Of ginger in ia
maica is about 1000 pounds an acre
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12

PILES CURED IN Q TO IL DAYS.
PAZO O1NTMENT IL guaranteed to cure any cAo
Of Itching. Blind. Bleeding ProtrudinG Piles
SO IL days or money refunded soc.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
HER GOOD FORTUNE.
After yssrs Spent In Vain Effort.

Mrs. Mary e. II. Rouse. OF Cam
bridge, N. Y, says: Five years ago
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
WHAT CAUSES HEADACHE.

From October to May. Colds arc the most FIRE
au-ut cause OF Headache. LAXATIVE BRoMt
QUISISE removes cause. E.W Grove ON boz -
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-03-12
important to Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottlc OF
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that It
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08
Don't Worry
About Piles
Pyramid Pile Cure Will Quickly Re.
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and Discomfort.
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Many people suffer the torture of piles
because they have little faith in an ulti-
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This condition is part OF the terrible mall
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the nerves Of men and women down to
the lowest depths and gives to mankind a
feeling OF despair.
Don't permit yourself to become a victim
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We win send you a package by mail in
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Afiak
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08
KANSAS HAS EASY VICTORY
Washburn Too Light and No Match
FOR the Jayhawkers.


for the JRyhawkers.
LAWRENCE, Kan, Nov. 7.-(Special
Telegram.)-Washburn was defeated on
McCook grounds by a score Of 20 to o,
Five thousand people witnessed the game,
the largest crowd ever gathered in Law
renee for a foot ball game. The game
was an exciting one but from the very
beginning IL was plain that the Jay
awkers had the best of it. Kansas
played all around washburn with the ex-
ception of the forward pass, which the
Congregationalists were handy with. They
worked the pass five times. making from
fifteen to twenty-five yards each pass
and only lost the ball once. Kansas was
too heavy for the blues and they bat
tered the Washburn line for long gains.
washburn was weak on the defense.
Bond, Fiske and Dahlene did the best
work for Kansas. while Hope, Mcvey and
Bretheur di dthe best work for the Con-
g~regationalists.
The game was clean and we'll played.
Both sides played a fierce game and sew
eral men were laid out. Captain Robb
Of washburn was taken out in the mid
die Of the last half. Kansas showed up
in the game better than was expected by
the coaches.
Kansas won the toss and choose to kick
off the ball. being received by Washburn
on their twenty-yard line. Kansas re-
covered the ball on Washburn's fifty-yard
line and from there the Jayhawkers went
through the Washburn line for ten and
fifteen yards at a clip. Rice carried the
ball to the blues twenty-yard line and
by a series Of line bucks Meyers was
pushed across for the first touchdown.
Dahlene kicked goal. Score: Kansas, g.;
Washburn. 0.
Kansas kicked off again and in twenty
minutes made their second touchdown.
The blues braced up and forced the Jay
hawkers to punt several times. WASH
burn lost much ground because of their
poor tackling.
The Jayh awkers' Kickoff was received
on Washburn's twenty-five-yard line.
Kansas University tried a place kick for
goal, but failed. Washburn kicked to
Kansas, who lost the ball on a tumble
on their fifty-yard line. From here Nc
vey made a sensational t~hirty-yard run
through a broken field and with a line
buck advanced the ball on the Jayhawk-
ers' fifty-yard line. Washburn lost the
ball on down.. Kansas began here and
made a touchdown, going the full length
of the field, pushing Fiske over for the
second touchdown. Dahlene kicked goal.
Score: Kansas. IL; Washburn, o.
In the second half the Washburn team
showed the effects of hard work and
were worn out. Bond went in for Kan
sas and his long gains enabled Kansas
to score a touchdown after eight minutes
Of play. Rice carried the ball over on
an end run, but Bond missed goal WASH
burr rallied and kept the ball in Kansas
territory until near the end of the half,
$1,000 -w.l-. "A 1890
center scored the final touchdown one
minute before the game ended, Bond taxi
ing the pigskin over and then kicked goal.
Final score: Kansas, 90; Washburn, 0.
The lineup:
YANSAS wAaHRIfRR
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08
DARTMOUTH BEATS PRINCETON
Hanover Team Plays the More Con-
sistent Game.


sistent Game.
NEW YORK. Nov. L-Before a wildly
cheering crowd that packed the Polo
grounet, D%artmouth's foot ball team gave
Princeton It's first defeat Of the season to-
day, scoring 10 points to It's opponents 6
1t was anybody's game until the final
whistle blew although the men from Han
over exhibited the more consistent ball.
Pishon, the tiny quarter back-he weighs
but 1926 p~ounds-played brilliantly. In addi-
ton he directed his team with excellent
judgment. His, forward passes brought
about the winning score. B~uekingham'a
short punt had given Dartmouth the ball
on PTinceton's tweny-yard line. Pishon
then called for a forward pass and hurled
the ball cieaniy to Schildmiler, who dashed
across the goal
Immediately before. at the opening Of
the second half. Princeton secured the ball
on Dartmouth's tw~enty-yard line on a
holdinS penalty. Successive line plunges
carried the leather over and Waller kicked
goal.
Darthouth's other score came IN the first
Efalf. The bali had zig-Esgged back and
forth without either side gaining a de-
cided advantage when Hauley finally got
away on a forty-yard run around Prince
toms left end. bringing the leather to the
New Jersey mems thirty-two yard cline.
"A few seconds later sherwin fell back for
a drop kick. The angle was difficult but he
booted the pigshin squareiy between the
posts. On the whole Dartmouth's victory
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08

KICK was tried by Better and INC Ddf
fell into the hands OF Hubbard. E.. Lam
bert made five yards on a run around
right end. Hubbard added five more on
the same play. Z. Lambert drew back as II
for a place kick, but instead Of trying this
play. he threw the ball to Knox on a for
ward pass and he 1t was carried it to
Nebraska's two-yard line. where George
Lambert carried the ball over for a touch
down on the next play.
score Six to Five.
e. Lambert failed to kick goal. Score
Nebraska, 6; Ames, 8.
Birkner kicked off to G. Lambert on the
Ames ten-yard line. There was a re-
turn OF fifteen yards. Hubbard circled left
end for thirty yards. The ball was in the
center cf the field. Hubbard drove through
right tackle for five yards. C. Lambert
failed to advance on e plug plunge at right
tackle. He made ten yards on a run
around right end on the next play.
Knox failed to gain through right
tackle. e. Lambert was thrown for a
small loss oD an attempted end run. E.
Lambert tried to place kick from the Ne
braska thirty yards line. The ball fell at
the ten yard line, and Better took 1t back
ten yards. Chaloupkc made three yards
through right taekle Beltzer punted forty
yards to the Ames forty yard line. where
the ball was recovered by Chaloupka. A
forward pass from Beltzer to Harvey was
intercepted by Hubbard and the ball went
to Ames on It's fifteen yard line.
G. Lambert hit right tackle for two
yards. Z. Lambert was forced to punt and
booted the ball to his own ~forty-five yard
line. Bentley returned the ball thirty-five
yards. Chaloupka made two yards. Belt
ger added three yards. Kroger took the
ball over from the two yard line for Ne
braska's second touch down. Harvey kicked
goal. Score: Nebraska, 12i Ames, 5.
End OF First Hal.
L. Lambert kicked off to Kroger on the
Nebraska goal line. Kyoger returned the
ball thirty yards. Time was called for the
first half with the ball in possession OF
Nebraska on It's thirty yard line.
Both teams began the second half with
their line-ups intact. Ames was defending
the west goal and had the wind blowing at
its back. Birkner kicked off to Nelson on
the Ames forty yard line. The ball waa
returned two yards. Hubbard was thrown
for a five yard loss on an attempted end
run. @. Lambert made twenty yards
around left end, A forward pass from
HeggeD to e. Lambert Melted seven yards.
Lambert punted forty yards outside Of the
field OF play on Nebraska's ten yard line.
chaloupka was sent through left tackle
for two yards. Beltzer followed with two
yards. Better then punted to lambert or
Nebraska's thirty-five-yard line. Lambert
returned the ball fifteen yards. KrogeI
broke through the line on the ext play and
threw O.. Lambert for a loss OF five yards
Lambert booted an on-sids kick out Of
bounds on the Nebraska fifteen-ysrd line
Beltzer punted out from behind his own
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08
LINCOLN PLAYS OMAHA AGAIN
High school Teams VIII Meet Week
from Next Saturday.

from Next Saturday.
The Lincoln High school foot ball team
comes to Omaha for the return game with
the Omaha High school November p.
They will come to this city determined
to win and there is little doubt that the
game will be one of the most closely con-
tested that Omaha has seen.
The locals have not been scored on this
year and they will try to finish the season
with their slate clear. That this will be
no easy matter the boys all realize. Next
Saturday they will meet the fast Council
Bluffs team at Dietz park. This game
will undoubtedly be as ha~rd-fought as the
Lincoln contest, for the boys from across
the river have a wonderful team. They
combine speed with weight. BY holding
the famous Ida Grove team, champions Of
Iowa, down to a 9 to 0 score they accom-
plished something which no other team
has been able to do and demonstrated that
they are probably the strongest team In
Iowa aside from Ida Grove. Monday the
high school students will hold a big mass
meeting to celebrate the victory.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08

MARsHALLToWN. Ia. Nov. 7,-(sps-
claL)-An important sporting event 10 trap
shooters n hunters OF north central Iowa
opened today at Wal lake when sportsmen
from Waterloo, Iowa Falls, Cedar Rapids,
Eagle Grove, Webster City, Mason City.
Clarion, Belmont, Williams, Colt, Eldora,
Steamboat Rock and Dow gatehrs for a
two days trap shoot and for the purpose
Of organising an association to take care OF
and preserve Wal Lake hunting preserve.
The lake Is a famous duck ground and II Il
the intention 70 erect lodges a camping
grounds for members use.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08
Pride in Clothes

It is a commendabIe trait in any
man to feel proud of his clothes, ~
insist upon neatness in style and COM
fort in fit. The man whom you in
tuitively note in a crowd or on the
street as 'well-dressed" is not always
an extremist in style nor need he be
~extravagant In his clothes expenditure
The well-dressed man wears clothes
that attract attention, but not criticism.
In shade, style and fit his clothes be-
speak good taste. Whether he Is a man
with sufficient leisure and inclination
to study styles and harmony in general
effect, or wise enough to select a tailor
on whom he can implicitly depend for
candid, unbiased advice in the selec-
ton of material, shade and style, the
prestige which good clothes give the
wearer is HIS. HE receives all the
credit of the good judgment displayed.
Next to pride in your clothes is the
satisfaction you feel in the reputation
and skill of your tailor. Molony pa
irons are numbered among the best
known and best dressed business and
professional men of Omaha. Molony
takes just as much interest in your
suit as you do, in its fit, style and gem
eral excellence. He personally takes
the measurements and cuts the gar
ment. Drop in and talk the matter
over with him. You can easily satisfy
yourself that Molony is the man -
make your clothes.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08
EVERYBODY Is TALKING
ABOUT THE SPECIALISTS
The Austrian-American System Of
Treatment is Nothing Less
Than Marvellous.
AUSTRo-AMERIcAN DOCTORS J
Continue TO Give Free Treatment and
Free Medicines To ALI
Patients.

1t is fortunate indeed that these famous
specialists with the Austria-American sys-
tenn of treatment are permanently located
in Omaha. They are bringing health and
happiness into hundreds of homes in this
community. They are curing people who
system of treatment.
Patients who have long suffered wiA$
stomach and kidney trouble, others who
have the painful rheumatism, some suffer
ing with gall-stones, some with asthma, all
are being permanently cured by these great
specialists. By the marvellous Austrian
American treatment, all forms of chronic
and nervous diseases of men and women
are cured.
The generous offer made by the special
lists on the occasion of their opening a
week ago is still good, in fact 1t will re-
main In force until November Goth. All
patients taking treatment before the goth,
will receive a months treatment absolutely
free of cost. Not only free examination
and consultation. but free medicines and
free treatment. Everything free for ons
month to everyone taking treatment before
November 10th.
Every man and woman in Omaha and
vicinity who is sick owes it to himself or
herself to consult with these great special
lists. With the most successful treatment
known in America they can make you well.
They do this at moderate cost. The charges
they make are a mere fraction of what
noted specialists usually charge. They say
that they aim to make the cost OF being
well within the reach of everyone. Now,
regardless Of the moderate charges, they
are giving a months treatment free to all
patients taken before November 10Th The
Observation-Disclosures s-specialists are
permanently located on fourth floor OF the
Range building, opposite Orpheum theater.
Office hours 8 to u. l to 5.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08
LAJo1E's NEW TRAINING PLAN
No Exhibition Games for Maps Next
SPRING.

CLEVELAND, o., Nov. 7.-Manager La
joie Of the Cleveland team has sprung
the latest training innovation. mo exhi-
bition games for the Maps during the
training season." says Lajoie. The Maps
will spend the early part of the spring in
Mobile, and will then Jump to New Or
leans after the Philadelphia Americans
have finished their stay at that point.
From New Orleans the Maps Will go dis
rectly 10 the city their season is scheduled
to open In without any games being played
on the road. LaJoie believes hat the benz
eft OF a straight six weeks series OF
work together will do his players far more
good than jumping around the country
playing exhibition games.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08
STEVENS YALE TENNIS CAPTAIN
uniOF Elected for Coming Year In
Eastern College.

NEW HAVEN. Conn, Nov. An. c..
Stevens, a junior, has been elected captain
OF the Yale university tennis team for the
coming year. He has played on the var
sity team for two years. stevens is pre-
pared for college at ST. raul's school,
Concord, where he won the school cham
pionship.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08
BADGERS WIN FROM GoPHERs
Only Score IL Touchdown by Wis
eOnsin in First Half.

eOnsin In First Half.
MINNEAPOLIS. Nov. Z.-wisconsin de-
feated Minnesota this afternoon In one OF
the hardest fought games ever played on
Northrop field, by a score Of 8 to O. Wis
consin scored a touchdown in the first half
on z farward pass, but failed to kick goal.
Wisconsin would ave scored again in the
second half had the game been one minute
longer. Moll punted over Johnston's head
and Wisconsin got the ball on lime
sofas ten-yard line. Two attacks on the
line carried the bali to the Minnesota three
yard line, where Wisconsin had the ball
when time was called. Minnesota had poor
success with the forward pass, while Wis
consin worked 1t to good advantage. john
ston was the star OF the game. his end
runs and line plunges being the feature OF
the game. Mol played a star game for
Minnesota.
The faano lima - - fogN---
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08

iOuCnuOWnS. cunningham, SCnllltnllleF.
goals from touchdowns: Waller. r. Benk-
hart; goal from field: sherwin; substitu-
lions; Dartmouth, Hoban for Marks; Ryan
for Ingesol; l.. Bankhart for S~chillmiller;
Greenwood for Hoban; steward for Haw-
ley; DAILY for Kennedy. Princeton: Pfeiffer
for Read; Cunningham for Pfeiffer; Sparks
for Tibbott; Cass for WEIGH; Bamman for
sieglin; Bishop for Sparks; Bergen for
Dillon; Gill for Cass; Meigs for Gill. Time
of halves: 80 minutes. Referee: Mr.. Morice
of Pennsylvania Field judge: DR.. Williams
OF PENNSYLVANIA: Head linesman: Mr.. Oke-
son of Lehigh.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08
Royal Pool Tournament

Beginning tomorrow evening at 7SC
o'clock the Royal pool ournRment will
open between VIII Usher and Sam Frieden.
menti Roy White. VIII Usher, Henry
Harsch, Sam Prince. Sam Frieden. Cor
Greener and Jesse Reynolds.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-08

AMEs

Referee. Captain K.ng Of West Point
Umpire: Ralph Hoagiand OF Princeton.
Field judge: Thompson of West Point
Head linesman; Stewart of Michigan.
Touchdowns. Kroger. Birkner, Chaloupka.
Sturtznegger, T.. Lambert t2l @. Lambert.
Goals from touchdowns: Harvey CD, 70
Lambert C). Time OF halves: Thirty-fiye
and thirty minutes.