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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08

mon" at Drury Lane a dissatisfied crit
ic when Mr.. Vernon began the last air
In the fourth act torn from me, torn
from mel Which way did they take
herT Immediately sang In tho exact
time OF the air. to the astonlshment Of
the audience, "Why. toward Long Acre,
toward Long Acrev'
Vernon was for a moment stunned: /:
but. recovering himself, he sang in re-.
joinder: "Ho, ho! Did they so2 Then.
III oyertnke her! I'll soon overtake
her" and preclpitately ran or amid
the plaudlts of the whole house.
In "Sancho Panza." comedy In
three acts, by Dufreni, the duke says
at the beginning of the third act. II be-
gin to get tired Of Sancho." $50 do T."
said a wag In the pit, taking his hat
and walking out This sealed the fate
OF the piece.
When John Reeve was playing Bonn.
bastes at Bristol upon being stabbed
by Artlxommus he denied the fairness
Of the thrust and. appealing to the pit,
said. ut Is not fair. sir, Is III" A bald
headed gentleman who probably took
the whole representation to be serious
and to whom Reeve directed his glance
replied, Really, Sir. cannot say, for
| don't fence"
Barry Sullivan, the Irish tragedian,
was playing In Richard III" some
years ago at Shrewsbury When he
came to the line, "A horse! A horse!
My kingdom for a horsev' some one In
the pit called out Wouldn't donkey
suit you. Mr. Sullivan" "Yes" re.
sponded the tragedlan, turning quick
IL ON the interrupter; please come
round to the stage door"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
A GOOD REASON.
Astoria People Can Tell You Why
1t Is So.

Doan's Kidney Pills cure the cause
OF disease, and that is why the cures
are always lasting This remedy
strengthens and tones UP the kidneys,
helping them TO drive out of the body
the liquid poisons that cause back
ache, headache and distressing kidney
and urinary complaints. Astoria peo.
pie testify to permanent cures.
VIM. Joyce, 4l2 Duane street, AS
toria, Ore, says: "At the time | be-
gan using Doan's Kidney Pills, I was
enduring a great deal Of suffering
from my kidneys, The secretions from
these organs were so profuse as to
give me great deal of annoyance As
a result Of not getting my proper
rest at night, would rise in the
morning feeling more tired and weak
than when | went to bed and during
the day felt weak and languid The
Slightes, exertion caused severe pains
through my back and hips, | tried
liniments and plasters but did not re-
eeive any relief until my Attentions
was drawn to Doan's Kidney Pills, I
decided to give them trial and pro-
cured box at Chas. Rogers & Sons
drug store, They helped me so great
ly that ] procured further supply
used them and wa sentirely cured, T.
am now in unusually good health and
do not hesitate to attribute same to
the use of Doan's Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers Price so
cents Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and !
take no other.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
The Palace Restaurant.

Any phase OF hunger can be daintily
gratihed at any hour Of the day or
night at the Palace Restaurant. The
kitchen and dining room service are
of the positive best Private dining
rooms for ladies. One call inspires
regular custom. Try it. Commercial
street, opposite Page building.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
WOULD HAVE SHOT HIN.
Quaint Story Of Marshal souit and
Louis Philippe.

Louis philippe.
In the reign of Louis Philippe Victor
Hugo was u frequent and welcome
guest at the Tuileries, Here In one OF
his anecdotes OF the time as told In
Victor Hugo's memoirs;
"A few days ago the king said to
Marshal Sonlt In the presence OF 9TH
ers. Marshal, do you remember the
siege OF Cadlzr
Rather. sire, should think 30.
swore enough before that cursed Cadlz.
] invested the place and was forced to
60 away MS | had come
Marshal, while you were before It
was inside IT,
"I know. slre.'
"'The cortes an6 the British cabinet
offered me the command Of the Span.
ish army.
"'I remember. sire
"The offer was grave one. hesi
tated long Bear arms against Francei
For my family It is possible, but
against my country! was greatly
pcrplexed At this juncture you asked
me through trustworthy person for
secret interview in a little house stu.
0ted on tho Cortadura. between the
city and your camp. DO you remember
the fact. NJ. Marshalr
Perfectly, sir. The day was fxed
and the interview arranged
"And did not turn upr
"'That Is so.'
"'Do you know why?'
81 never knew
~ Will tell you. AS was prepar.
Ing to meet You the commander of the
English squadron, apprised of the mat
ter ] know not how, dropped upon me
brusquely and warned me that was
about to fall into a trap: that, Cadiz
being impregnable. they despaired Of
selling me, but that at Cortadura l.
would be arrested by you; that the en-
peror wished to make the Due dor
leans second volume Of the Due
d'Enghein. and that you would have
me shot instantly There, really add
ed the king, with smile, your hand
on your conscience were You going to
shoot mef
1.-THE marshal remained silent for
moment, then replied; No sire.
wanted to compromise you The sub.
ject Of the conversation was changed.
A few minutes later the marshal took
leave Of the king, and the king, as he
watched him so, said, with SMILE to
the person who had heard the conver-
sation; Compromise! Compromised
Today 1t is called compromise. In re.
ality he would have shot me-"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
his Nerve Good.

Dissatisfied Committeeman You
made dismal failure In your effort to
please our audience. shall not pay
rour fee In full.
Esotistic Lecturer-Oh, indeed, you
must, sir! assure you worked much
harder than should have had to labor
With n less difficult audience, Besides,
think how much rarer sight | have
given you by failing than should
have given II | had succeeded!--Ly-
ceumlte and Talent.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
How Red Hsrrihas Came.

The first red herring was aceidental
ly produced In England many years
ago by fisherman who, having sui,
plus OF fresh herring, hung them up In
q smoky shed to dry and then forgot
AL about them When he looked At
them some time after he found that
they had changed in color The king,
To whom the fishes were presented,
was so interested that he gave permis-
sion to the fisherman to exhibit them
around the country as strange mon.
Sters.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
The Commercial.

One OF the contest and most popu
lar resorts in the city is the CONNER.
cial. A new billiard room. a pleasan,
sitting room and handsome fixtures
all go to make an agreeable meeting
place for gentlemen, there to discuss
the topics of the day, play game OF
billiards and enjoy the fine refresh
ments served there The best OF
goods are only handled, and this fact
being so well known, a large business
is done at the Commercial, on Com
mercial street, near Eleventh.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
NEW TO-DAY
All Things Modern.

"The Modern" the beautiful ton.
serial establishment of Arthur E
Petersen, at 572 Commercial street in
this city, is unquestionably the real
resort for the most perfect treatmen;
in this behalf, and the most critical
finds nothing to criticize there, how.
soever often he visits the place.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
Not unIikaIx.

The following appeared recently in
a schoolboy's essay:
"a long time ago England was once
foreign country. England has much
coal beds. When It Is finished we shall
have to use our brains for fuel and 1t
will be scarce."-London Pick.Me-Up.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
The New Pure Food and Drug Law

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affect
ed by the National Pure Food and
Drug law as it contains no opiates or
other harmful drugs, and we recon-
mend it as a safe remedy for children
and adults, I, F. Laurin, Owl Drug
Store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08

Health kidneys filter the impurities
from the blood, and unless they do
this good health is impossible. Foley's
Kidney Cure makes sound kidneys
and will positively cure all forms of
kidney and bladder disease IT
strengthens the whole system, T. F,
Laurin, Owl Drug Store,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
The Clean Man.

The man who delights in personal
cleanliness, and enjoys his shave,
shampoo, haircut, and bath, in AS
toria, always goes to the Occident
barber shop for these things - and
gets them at their best.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
GOOD WOOD.

If you want q good load Of fir wood
or box wood ring up KELLY the
WOOD DEALER,
The man who keeps the
PRICES DOWN.
Phone Main 2l9l-Barn, Cor, 18th
and Duane.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
New Grocery Store.

Try our own mixture of coffee-the
u, P. B. Fresh fruit and vegetables
Badollet & Co., grocers. Phone Mar
1881,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
GALLERY WIT.

Sometimes the Actors Turn the Tables
on the lnterruptsrs.
Some amusing instances Of the vii
and humor of the gallery and plt
patrons Of the drama are printed In the
Engllsh illustrated Magazine. On one
Of the first nights Of the opera Of 10y
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08
Swedish Fancy Work.

All kinds Of ladies' fancy work and
embroideries for sale or made to
order. Central Drug Store. o-4-6t
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-08

The very best board to be obtained
in the city is at "The Occiden,
Hotel" Rates very reasonable,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-10-29

.p.' 20 1905
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-10-29
MISCELLANEOUS

W. 4. GOFF Will set up your stove.
Phone 5tS. eO715 East Central
STOVE OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, range
and furnace reporting by practical
fourdrym1n. Leave orders at foun-
dry. ur Z VIII call. Jas. Stewart. 10i5
SO. Edith.
IS. s.. GCFF, furniture aud stove re-
rli.ar. second hand furniture and
stoves taken in exchange for repair
n~. Black and set up stoves. Pho1c
-e>. e0I East Central. I'm
EEIGO~SiNG DIPLOMA WORK
dom in Artistic Stylc. Frices Kca-
-onahle at 1aI Lewis avenue. Phone
SEWING ~IACFFINES .s3cycles. etc.
repaired. sold and rented 81 H'w-
itt~ Repair shop. gre west Gold aNe.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-10-29

pouilrN supple
Charcoal. Granuiatcd
oyster she'll. crushed
Mica crystal grit,
Ground bone
Beef scraps.
Dici ncCf Flood,
~unlloWCr seed,
NilICtt.
nllo Maze.
BarlcN whole.
Barrie, i,uiitti.
Harley Ground
Extra zinc corn chop,
Fluc corn CItop.
Corn Grit.
ooar-c Corn tiiop.
Whole corn.
HCcicnncd corn,
wheat.
Drau-NIuNC.
Hrnu-Nau-b~.
R,au-Iulurtdo
Galvanized iron
Driut.iup FOUNTAINS.
Earthcu Drinking Fountains.
Galvanized Iron
automatic Feeders,
Minimum iCe Narkcf1.
PrJtt'- Poultry Food.
IN. Hos 4 clark I'OultrN
taIlttCI.
Long List Of Books on
poulirS Raising nor Profit
/. " IitI.
GU1-bU1 -. i~t.
Phone tt
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-10-29
BUSINESS CHANCES

FOR SALE-Mcrchandls business,
good location and good trade; good
reason for selling. Address c. A.,
care Journal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-10-29

Th. Fashion cate s.rt.- a REGULAR
dinner .ters evening from 800 to s..
a ,Io Rs. cents
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-10-29
FOR RENT--DWeIlingS.
FOR RENT-MiscelaneouS


FOR EENT-Small barn, reason
able; T24 L. Central.
For RENT Storeroom. 524 W.
Central avenue.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-16
DEATH RATE DROPS
April, 1908, Was More Healthy
Than It's Predecessors for
Five Years Back.
1924 DIE IN THIS STATE
Annual Inspection of summer Resorts
Coming Soon--l'oard's Facili-
ties Better.

Hartford, May l6-During the month
Of April according to the mortality re-
port Of the state board Of health. made
public today. there were 1924 deaths In
Connecticut. This was lS2 less than In
March. and 96 less than In April OF
last year and sc less than the average
number Of deaths during April for the
five years preceding
The death rate was 1876 for the large
towns, for tho small towns. 1853 and
for the whole state, los The deaths
reported frdm infectious diseases were
2i7, being 1876 per cent, of the total
mortality.
Among Other things the report says
that George c. Ham, sanitary insnec-
tor Of the board. will soon begin his
annual tour 81 inspection Of the sum
mer resorts Of the state. This inspec-
ton as formerly, viii he made IN each
town in company with the health off,
GERS.
In order to increase tho facility with
which physicians In the state may OBJ
tain diagnosis Of certain infectious dis
eases. the laboratory is now prepared
to place directly In the hands of the
physicians the outfits for sending speci-
mems OF tuberculosis, typhoid fever
land malaria. These outfits have hith-
erto been obtained through the health
officers only, but any physician hereaf-
tor who desires TO have them sent d.
rectly to him may do so by applying to
Prof Conn. the director of the labora-
tory.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-16
DRAWING TO CLOSE
-Pourri Will Wind Up in q
Round of Glory To-
night.
TO-DAY CHILDREN'S DAY
This Evening s.. Francis Orphan Asy-
ium Band VIII Play Several
Selections.

Tonight the Pot Pourri given by the
sarsneld Guard for the benefit Of 81.
Raphaels hospital will end in a whirl
Of glory ana the affair will 60 down
in the history Of that company as the
most successful Of the many given by
them. Last night was X. of c. and
Irish night, and the decorations were
IN harmony with the occasion The
special feature Of the evening wac the
minstrel performance given by Russell
council. K, of c., the show being n
great hit.
The usual nightly increase in attend
ance was manifest last evening
While the managers Of the Pot Pour
ri refused to make any statement as
TO the financial success Of the UNDER
taking II Is known, that their fondest
hope viii be more than realized should
the attendance this afternoon and eve
ming be as large as those Of preceding
days.
Special attractions have been
planned for all the booths and special
tickets which win include supper will
be on sale for % cents. The supper to
be between and $50.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-16
PARENTS MEETING
Addresses Made by DN0Eushipg, SUI
perintendent Bccde and Others.

The annual parents meeting at th6
High school auditorium held last night
was the largest that has taken place
since these meetings were lnaugurated
five years ago between 500 and roo
people, mostly parents of future stu
debts of the High and Boardman
schools made UP the audience. The OBJ
ject of the meeting was to explain to
the parents the different courses OBJ
tainable and to help the pupils In Sc
1ecting the most suitablel course Of
study. The gathering was addressed by
Mr.. Charles l.. Kirscener. DR. j. =.
Cushing and Superintendent Beede. Mr..
Kirschener explained the various
courses of study and also the manual
work at the Boardman school. Dr..
Cushing detailed the different High
school courses and gave some excellent
advice regarding the various pursuits
which a pupil might wish to follow aft
er graduating from the High school
Superintendent Beede spoke In practc.
al manner on the general features con-
nected with the higher grade educa-
ton, Al tho close of the meeting many
OF tho parents asked for and obtained
advice regarding suitable courses for
their children to take UP on entering
the High school The annual exhibition
day at the Boardman school will take
place Friday May 20. when the work Of
pupils for the past year will be laid
out for inspection.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-16
TOWNSVILLE CASE LOST
Court AfIlrms Right of President to
Discharge Negroes.

New York May 15.-The right Of
President Roosevelt summary to dis
miss a negro soldier of the twenty
fifth infantry, for alleged participation
In the riot at Brownsville, Tex was
sustained today by Judge Hough in
the United States district court. Os-
car w Reid the soldier sued the gov
eminent to recover sl22 as wages from
the date of his dismissal to the expir-
alton Of his enlistment. District Attor-
ney stlmson contended that the presi-
dent had right to dismiss the soldier.
Judge Hough sustained this conten-
ton and directed a judgment In favor
of the government.
The soldier in question, Oscar w
Reid had demurred to portion Of the
governments answer, which maintain
ed that his discharge was for the good
Of the service. Judge Hough, In the
United States district court, overruled
this demurrer.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-16
CURRENCY UPTOCONFERENCE
Senate Turns Down House Measure
and House Rejects Its Com
promise,

Washington May i5-Tho Aldrich
currency Bill was substituted for the
Vreeland bill IN the senate today and
the transfer took but lttlo longer than
was required IN the calling Of the roll,
The effect Is 10 throw both the senate
and house bills into conference. The
managers on the part Of the senate,
who were Immediately appointed, arc
Messrs, AldrIch, Allison, Hale, Daniel
and Teller, The dispatch with which
the agreement was reached Is a strik-
Ing example Of what can be done In
the closing days Of session Of con-
gross
A meeting Of the senate committee
on finance was held In the forenoon and
decision to amend the house bill by
substituting the measure passed by the
senate several weeks ago was reached
without difficulty
An OF the democratic members OF
the committee voted TO support the
Aldrich bin in preference to the Vree-
land measure, but on the floor of the
senate all but four members Of the
minority voted against the passage Of
the bin as amended.
The Vrecland currency bill as amend
ed by the senate went TO the house at
$40 o'clock this afternoon and mme-
dIately was called up by Mr.. Burton
(O), who moved to suspend the rules,
disagree to the amendments, and ask
a conference.
The vote resulted: Ayes $50, nays 1903
present" 6, and the bill was sent to
conference The speaker announced
Messrs vreeand, Burton, Weeks
(Mass). republicans; and Glass (Va)
and Pujo DAD. democrats as the man
ayers from the house.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-16
ELECT NO NEW BISHOPS
Methodist Conference VIII Probably
Not Increase Number Of Posts.

Baltimore May l5,-There are indi-
cations today that the general confer
enco Of the Methodist Episcopal church
now IN session, will not elect as many
new bishops as had been expected, It
has been thought that the number
elected would be eight, but It now
seems certain that the committee hav-
Ing the matter IN charge win recon-
mend that the total number Of bishops
be made lees than II has been hither-
to, but that there be no reduction in
the foreign field. This does not mean
that there will be no bishops elected
for service in the United states, but
simply that the number elected will not
be as great as had been anticipated,
Economy is said to be the actuating
idea,
The recommendation embodied In the
address of the bishops relative to elm
mating certain words, dancing and oth-
ers from the paragraph of the church
discipline dealing with amusements Ia
creating much discussion in the COM
mttee having It under consideration.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-16
COMPANIONS OF FOREST
Local officers Attend State Board of
Deputies Meeting.

Waterbury, May 15.-supreme Chief
Companion Mrs. Bvelyn Sawyer, OF
Boston, presided a the meeting Of tho
state board OF deputies Of the Com
panions of the Forest I'M this city this
afternoon. The deputies transacted lit
tie business New London was selected
for the next annual convention Of state
delegates, which will be held in
August.
During their sojourn the deputies
were entertained by Liberty circle, c.
o. f., of this city Among those
present were Supreme Chief Compan-
ion Mrs, Evelyn Sawyer of Boston,
Past Chief Companion Mrs. Harry
Bell of New London, Sub Chief Com
panlon Mrs Katherine Foley of Mer-
iden; Financial Secretary Miss Anna
Corcoran. and the following deputies.
Josephine Farrell. Nellie Cannon and
Jennie Hill of New Haven.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-16
PROPOSED CHURCH MERGER.

Pittsburg, May l5,-The twentieth
quadrennial session Of the general con-
ference of the Methodist Protestant
church convened here today in the
First Methodist Protestant church, and
VIII remain in session for about two
weeks, During that time many Inn
portant questions will be considered
by the delegates. Among the most i'm
portant matters Is that OF the union
of the Methodist Protestant churches
with the United Brethren and Congre-
gationalists. A committee selected by
the general conference Of the Method
LIST Episcopal church at Baltimore re-
Gently will also appear before this con-
ference for the purpose of discussing
consolidation.
The morning journal-courier. (New Haven, Conn.) 1907-1913, 1908-05-16
SPIRIT IN BRAZIL
Senior Nabuco Lectures on Ma
tional Sentiment of His
People.
FRIENDS OF AMERICANS
Watch the Progress Of the United
States lntcntly and Favor the
Monroe Doctrine.

large audience including many
New Haven people, beside members
OF the Yale ltlspanic club, gathered
IN Lampson lyceum last evening to
hear Senior Joaquin Nabuco, The Bra
lillian ambassador to the United States,
deliver his lecture on "rhe National
Spirit in Brazil" Senior Nabueo has
very pleasing delivery and this add
Ell much TO his address last evening.
Senior Nabuco traced the ievelop-
ment of Brazil since II became indie
pendent In the earay part Of last CEN
fury. lie spoke of the slightly mixed
races IN the population OF the coun-
try and the consequent progrcssiveness
OF the people even in hot climate
The democratic spirit which became
marked In Brazil while that country
was under European rule, became
even more marked under the native
emperors. This feeling was helped
along by Empress Donna Isabella,
who formed a parliament AMI who
took action toward freeing the salves.
The freeing of the slaves he said,
was accomplished by peaceable means
contrary to the means employed In
the United States. The planters aided
the government and the slaves were
let go by the thousands. The process
was made gradual only to make good
citizens of the slaves.
The republic was inaugurated in the
eighties and since then there have
been six presidents. OF these presi-
dents the latest four We're elected by
popular vote. The first two were gem
erals In the imperial army.
The establishment of republic
brought about a liberal national gov
eminent and did away with the petty
local deposism. The Latin countries
OF Central America turned TO Brazil
for an example and many Of them
have followed Brazil with more or
less success.
The feeling in Brazil toward the
United States has been most friendly
and the ambassador said he was sure
It would continue so. The Monroe
doctrine followed by the United states
is precious to all the people of Brazil,
and long ago they made overtutes for
an offensive and defensive alliance.
As far back as 1887 the people of
Brazil were interested In the United
States and though under foreign
yoke watched intently the freeing of
the colonies and the establishment Of
the national government,
Senior Nabuco said after the lecture
that he had enjoyed his stay In New
Haven very much. This morning he
leaves for Washington.