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The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
SHE COULD NOT WALK
For Notwithstanding Humor on Ankles -Opates Alone Brought Sleep
 -Eczema Yielded to Cuticura.

T had eczema for over two years. l had two physicians, but they only gave me relief for a short time and cannot enumerate the ointments and lotions l used to no purpose. My ank- les were one mass of sores. The itch ing and burning were so intense that l could not sleep. l could not walk for nearly four months. One day my hus- band said had better try the Cuticura Remedies. After using them three times 1 had the best nights rest in months unless 1 took an opiate. used one set of Cuticura Soap. Oint- ment, and Pills, and my ankles healed in a short time. It is now year since l used Cuticura, and there has been no return of the eczema. Mrs David Brown, Locke, Ark, May IS and July 13, 1907"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
GOOD CAUSE FOR WRATH.
Art Collector and lrritated Waiter
 Had the Same Feelings.

A Chicago art dealer was talking about the wrath of William T. Evans, the New York collector upon whom so many bogus paintings have been imposed
 Hes awfully angry" said the art dealer, repressing a smile Some of his costliest pictures, you know, have turned out fakes. His blood boils when he thinks of the way he has been duped.
 He told me the other day that he could hardly understand the rage that possessed him against every petty lit tie insignificant dealer that had cheat ed him. He said it was like the rage of a waiter that he had noted one afternoon at luncheon.
 At luncheon, MT. Evans said. he called his walters attention to dead fly in some dish or other.
 The waiter, as he took the dish away, muttered with a malevolent look at the limp insect:
 I'd give two-dollar bill if l knew for certain that this was the fly that's been buzzing about my nose al the morning "
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
THE COME AND SEE SIGN

This sign is permanently attached to the front of the main building of the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Company, Lynn, Mass.
 What Does This Sign Mean :?
 It means that public inspection ot the Laboratory and methods of doing business is honestly desired. Itmeans that there is nothing about the bus mess which is not "open and above board"
 i Ismeans that permanent invita- tion is extended to anyone to come and verify any and all statements made in the advertisements of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
 Is it a purely vegetable compound made from roots and herbs - with out drugs?
 Come and See.
 Do the women of America continu- ally use as much of 1t as we are told Come and See. l~
 Was there ever such a person as Lydia E. Pinkham, and is there any Mrs. Pinkham now to whom sick woman are asked to write Come and See.
 Is the vast private correspondence with sick women conducted by women only, and are the letters kept strictly confidential
 Come and See.
 Have they really got letters from over one million, one hundred thousand women correspondents Come and See.
 Have they proof that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has cured thousands of these women? Come and See.
 This advertisement is only fol doubters. The great army of women who know from their own personal experience that no medicine in the world equals Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for female ills will still go on using and being ben. efited by it; but the poor doubting suffering woman must, for her owI sake, be taught confidence, ,forshe also might just as well regain her health
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
Astonlshed Great Pianist,

A collection of anecdotes oi musical celebrities Just published at Leipsic contains this one under the head of Anton Rubinstein. When the great pianist was making his tour of the United States he sat one day in z railroad train looking out upon the scenery. Suddenly man sitting across the aisle spat over Rubinstein S head out of the open window. The master drew back and gazed in aston ishment and anger at the vulgar Amer ican, who smiled and said, soothingly: Don't worry; I know my distance.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
Beyond Expressjon.

G. w. Farlowe. East Florence Aia.. writes: For nearly seven years I was afflicted with a form of skin dis ease which caused an almost unbear- able itching. 1 could neither work, rest or sleep in peace. Nothing gave me permanent relief until tried Hunts Cure. One application relieved me i; one box cured me, and though a year has passed, have stayed cured. I am grateful beyond expression"
 Hunts Cure is a guaranteed remedy for all itching diseases of the skin Price soc.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
He'd Pull Hard.

Senator Poker, who journeyed to Albany at the risk of his life to cast the vote that doomed racing in New York, had collected a number of in stances of race-track trickery," said an Albany legislator.
 Discussing, one day, the way jock eys so often sold races, he said that there was a Gloucester jockey once, the rider of a favorite, who was over- heard to say in saloon, the night before the favorite ran:
 ''T shant win unless the reins break ''
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
Few Horses Used in China.

The only places in China where horses are used to any great extent are Shanghai, EsingTau and Tien- Tsin. Australian swalers," so called because they originate in New South Wales, are the most popular. These horses are imported into Shanghai in patches of from 20 to 50, are we'll ta. ken care of on the voyage, and, ar irving in excellent condition, are put into use within couple of weeks aft CT arrival.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
Japanese to Honor Perry.

Japanese residents of the state of the memory of Commodore Perry on the grounds of the Alaska Yukon-Pa- cific exposition. The idea was con- ceived some months ago by promin- ent Japanese residents of Seattle and the bankers and merchants of the Flowery Kingdom have agreed to give their support.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
Do You Itch7

If so, you know the sensation is not an agreeable one, and hard to cure un- less the proper remedy is used.
 Hunts Cure is the King of all Skin remedies. It cures promptly any itch ing trouble known. No matter the name or place. One application re- ieyes-one box is absolutely guaran- teed to cure
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

We would like to see more farmers and fewer lawyers sent to Congress and the legislatures. Not the cheap political farmers or small partisan "rikers," but experienced agricultural. ists who know the needs of the farm ing element and would be able to ad vance them in an intelligent and busi ness-like way.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
Have You ChiIIs?

It cured your Pa and also your Ma of chills in the long ago, and it will cure you now. It has been tested by time and it's merits have been proven. We guarantee one bottle to cure any one case of Chills If it fails your money is cheerfully refunded-and it's name is Cheatham's Chill Tonic.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
And She Is Proud of It.

Two ladies were lunching together one day, when one who is a member of the Colonial Danes said to the oth. CT: Why do you not join the Go. eligible
 "Oh, yes" responded her friend q forget just new the name of my an. cestor, but I know we have been de scending for many years. Emily Rhodes, in Lippincotts
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
NO CHANGE TO sUNko HIM.
City Youngster Too Well Aware of the
 Wiles of Grafters.

The baseball evangelist, the elo- quent Billy Sunday, said during the revival services at Sharon, Pa:
 Keep good company. Nothing does the young more harm than bad so- ciety. Only yesterday a farmer told me about youngster of six or seven, a little country weeker, who had as suspicious and mistrustful heart as some old miser or crook.
 "This boy was sent by charity so- ciety to spend a week at the farmer s. The farmer set out to meet him, but was late. He ran into him halfway to the farm, trudging along the white road, big burlap bag of luggage on his little bony shoulder.
 The farmer held out his hands for the burlap bag.
 "'Iil carry it, son. he said. It's too heavy for you
 Go on, said the little boy fierce Iy. Clear out now. or I'll call cop.
 The greatest results in life are us- ually by simple means and the exer- else of ordinary qualities. These may be for the most part summed in these two-common sense and perseverance,.
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The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

An you say it took that artist two months to paint this little picture?"
 Shore did!'
 'Well, all I've got to say is, he's too slow for this settlement I could a painted two houses an four barns in that time, an not half tried."-At- lanta Constitution.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
There's a Reason.

Mrs. Jingle-I don't see why those gowns look so much nicer on the fig ures in the dry goods windows than they do on women.
 MT. Jingle-I do
 Mrs Jingle-Why?
 Mir. Jingle-The figures keep still.- Toledo Blade.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

the kidney secretions were badly dis ordered I was completely worn out and discouraged when l began using Doan's Kidney Pills, but they went right to the cause of the trouble and did their work well. l have been feeling we'll ever since
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box. Foster Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

The farmer usually puts the crow in the undesirable citizen class, mainly on account of his thieving habits. Eggs, little chicks, and even little pigs are carried away or killed by this rob- Der, while neither his song nor his beauty help make him desirable.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

The wise farmer buys an account book at the beginning of the year and keeps close tab on all expenses as well as receipts. Only in this way can one by his operations.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

Pledge your gressional candi. dates. before you agree to vote for them, to sustain the policy of i'm. proving the waterways, enlarging the forest reserves and helping on all legislation for the benefit of agricul- ture
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

When you are in town with yorr wife and youngsters these hot days do not shy off when the ice cream place heaves in sight. Go right in and stand treat all around. Ice cream in proper doses cools the blood and warns the heart.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

It takes courage to keep on raising sheep or hogs or anything else when prices show a weak backbone for a couple of years in succession. But the man who has the grit to stick td his business will win in the long .un
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

What has become of the good Ole cider apple butter that mother used t. make? The government experts show that 90 per cent of the stuff now sold for apple butter is so badly adut terated as to make 1t unfit for food.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

five months in a hospital 1 was dis charged as incur able, and given only
 six months to live.
 My heart was affect ed, I had smother ing spells and some times fell uncon- seious. I got so I couldn't use my arms, my eyesight was impaired and
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14

Wash all dairy utensils daily, thor oughly rinsing in boiling water and a little washing soda, scald and drain, Boil strainer cloths daily. After clean ing keep utensils inverted in pure air and sun, if possible, until wanted for
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-14
Happy Man.

Mrs. Henpeck-Her husband simply won't listen to her,
 Henpeck-How on earth does the lucky fellow manage it--Stray Stories.