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woman who knows few things like
that may be able to keep house on SIG
or $tS week, but you won't find it any
laughing matter when you try it."
I'm not going to try it, said the
girl.
"On 500 them" said the elderly wom-
an, cor $25, If you like. suppose
you'll go into one Of these f1ats-four
rooms and steam heat and electric
lights. You wouldn't think Of going IN
to stove-heated fiat, would you?"
81 don't think should like 1t very
WE'LL" admitted the girl.
Certainly you wouldn't" said the
elderly woman. at wouldn't be sty-
lish enough, would it? Well, you know
best, Of course, and it isn't any Of my
business, only you'll find out few
things when the rent day comes around
Perhaps. your husband won't be quite
as sweet-tempered then as he Is now
And you won't like having to turn your
dresses and trim over your old hats"
IT believe you're trying to discourage
me-" said the girl.
II don't want to discourage you at
all, my dear" said the elderly woman,
"but / think that somebody ought to
talk to you seriously and not just let
you suppose that getting married means
having a good time. girl who mar
ries a clerk"
"He isn't a clerk" interrupted the
girl.
"Or a salesman"
"He isn't a salesman exactly" said
the girl. "He and his father own the
factory and, while he isn't quite mil
lionaire, we're going to have a very
nice little house of our own and two
or three servants to help me with the
scrubbing and the soup bones
'Why, you don't say" exclaimed the
elderly woman.-Chicago Daily News.
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Bees Race Pigeons.

It Is not generally known that bees
are swifter in flight than pigeons-that
Is, for short distances. Some years
ago a pigeon fancier of Hamme, West
phalia, laid wager that dozen bees
liberated three miles from their hives
would reach home in less time than a
dozen pigeons. The competitors were
given wing at Rybern, village nearly
a league from Hamme, and the first bee
reached the hive a quarter Of a minute
in advance Of the first pigeon. Three
other bees reached the goal before the
second pigeon. The bees were also
slightly handicapped, having been rolled
in -four before starting for the purpose
of identification.-The Reader.
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II suppose the young man is not ex-
actly a millionaire" said the elderly
woman with the Roman nose.
"Not exactly" admitted the good
looking girl with the big bunch Of vio-
lets in her jacket.
what does he do?"
"He's employed In a hat factory"
replied the girl.
The woman with the Roman nose
raised her eyebrows and said, "Oh, in
deed!"
Yes said the girl. "He doesn't
make the hats himself, you know" she
added.
at might be better If he did," said
the elderly woman. "a trade Is always
q good thing for young man to have,
but girls nowadays seem to think that
isn't stylish enough. They'd soon N
marry man who had some little cleri-
cal position where he could wear nice
clothes and keep his hands clean.
suppose you intend to board?'
"Why, no." replied the girl. "We are
going to keep house,
'You keep house?"
Certainly said the girl. "Vhy
not?'
"Oh, no reason in the world" said
castically, Except that you haven't any
more idea Of keeping house or what 1t
means than 10-year-old child"
II can learn" said the girl.
The elderly woman sighed deeply
| "Oh, yes. you can learn" she said. "You
can get along somehow, of course. You
can learn and you can get along. That's
about as far as you've ever reasoned, |
guess. It isn't much to learn. A mere
trifle. You can learn to scrub a floor
easy enough and to make a bed, and
as far as cooking is concerned, you car
make quite a few things in the chains
dish. can't your
Yes, can make lots Of things in the
chatting DISH said the girl.
at will be lovely" said the woman
with the Roman nose, shifting with tina
feature contemptuously. when YOU
husband comes home at night, tiret
and hungry, you can meet him with
happy smile and a hot Welsh rarebit
Then you can play to him on your in
stallment piano. | beg pardon, though
You've got piano, haven't you?
think If / had been your mother In
stead OF sending you to high schoo
and college and buying pianos for yo1
I'd have taught you how to darn sock
and make good, appetizing meal OH
Of soup bone. You needn't laugh.
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glass has placed upon the poor mans table in mdwnter
articles OF food not the rich could
generation two ago.
Finally there Is the matter of fashion, which pro
vdes evening clothes children whose parents in child
hood did own suit Of any kind. Even the humble
shirt waist sensible it is increase In LIE
laundry bills.
AS woman professor Of household economics sad In
address In New York few weeks ago. I'VE are told
to drink certified milk and vet refuse to give
titled milk for less than fifteen cents quart"
It may more to live than 1t used but whether
living is greater Is something which will bear
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Companion
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WHAT IMMIGRANT LABOR COSTS Us.

HERE are two powerful streams, quite re-
ciprocal in nature-the one flowing toward,
the other away from, this country-that
have created new forces in our economic
life while changing the whole current Of
events in parts Of Europe. Both are to-
dav at high-wate mark Every wear from
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1908-05-13
Didn't Find Out.

$50 you really attended the lecture
last night?'
Eyes"
aWhat did the lecturer talk about?"
'.Well. I'm not sure, for he didn't
and Talent
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Vhe New Dispensnfion

Knicker-HoW do you know you will
be accepted? Did you play poker with
her father?
Bocker-No; but I played bridge
with her mother.-Puck.
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No Uncertainty.

Briggs-I hear you've been speculat-
ing In Wall street.
Griggs-There was no specializing
about it. I was dead sure thing from
the start.-Life.
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CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.

s to capital punishment, its efficacy might
be more reasonably condemned after being
tried. 1t Is notorious that very few muir
derers are executed. In no civilized coun-
try Is murder SO common or SO seldom pun
ished as in the United States. 1t is not
11nrna h1a ia infnr that ho
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There is one thing that may be said
to the credit Of man: He is not eSs
pected to be pretty.
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prevalence of homicide In this country due to the very
slight danger the murderer Of reaching the gall
lows or the electric chair Juries merciful,
technical public sentiment is indulgent and 1t is
notorious that murder safer here than in any country
of Europe May not this immunity account for It's prev
Observation-Disclosures Record
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million to million and quarter aliens are admitted
to American ports Some come to work and and
found new homes; others to work and sweat and
that, finally they may relapse into life Of ease in
the land Of their nativity They form the westward
flowing stream. Out of this stream there is created that
other whose current Is eastward But whereas the
first is Of humanity, the second is Of gold.
Of the savings of the foregnborn IN America $780,
100000 year going abroad The annual increase
10 per II this money retained here.
it would be sufficient every four years. to iquidate
interesbearing debt 1t cannot be controlled the
qud pro quo the International credit balance to which
the immigrant laborer is entitled if he is worthy Of his
hire
The annual distribution Of this great Of money
throughout Europe In the following proportions: Italy,
S7OOOOOOO; Austria Hungary S65OOOOOO Great Britain
$25000O0O; Norway and Sweden, $25O0O00O; Russia,
s250OOO00; Germany, S150OO,OOO Greece $5,OOO,OOO;
all others, including France, Switzerland Belgium and
Denmark $4,000 0OO-North American Review
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twenty-five years ago There is truth in the statement
but perhaps it not the whole truth the most i'm
portant part it. Each mans experience has to do, Of
course with his own family and families have way Of
beginning small and increasing Moreover, children
grow older it costs to keep them.
more statement is that the actual cost of
the necessities although greater than year
ago has materially increased since 1870 but that the
tastes Of the people have made the
Of the family greater. ....
The education in hygiene has made necessity Of the
bathtub which formerly regarded luxury, and
has insisted that all the plumbing be open. The adj
dtonal plumbing, in turn, makes higher water rates.
The network of trolley offers Inducements to
spend nickel for a ride and makes it easy take
shopping trips which other nckels spent The
telephone means another outlay. Refrigeration has made
possible far varied diet but it is also
De1siye diet and the cultivation of vegetables
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20
CHICAGO RESIDENT RELATES
MOST GREWSOME EXPERIENCE

During L. T. Cooper's recent visit
to Chicago, where his new prepara-
ton and theory created the usual SEN
sation, many hundreds OF people
brought enormous internal parasites
to the young man, which had left the
system after taking his medicine.
Among these people was Mr.. Emil
Winkler, who brought to Cooper a
tapeworm that proved to be over 90
feet in length. Mr.. Winkler, who
resides at 1872 East Ohio street, Chi
cago, had this to say of his exper
ience: For five years | have been
more or less complaining. have had
severe headaches, and any food that
! would eat would nauseate me.
would have bad dreams almost every
night; dizzy spells would compel me
to quit work. Black spots would ap-
pear before my eyes when STOPPING
owe rand rising quickly. ! would feel
tired most Of the time; in fact,
had no life in me to speak Of for the
last FIVE years. ! tried various treat
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20
SENSATIONAL THREATS


CHICAGO, Mar. lo.--It became
known yesterday that sensational let
ters threatening novel and hideous
form af assassination have been re-
ceived lately by Mayor Busse. Chief
of Police Shippy and Assistant Chief
Schuettler. The letters incloscd a
dozen or more small steel points
They were smooth, bright and sharp
The letter 10 the mayor was written
in good regular hand and eouehed
in grammatical, ii terrible, terms.
The writer said he was one OF a
number of persons banded together
to kill the mayor and other officials,
A revolver, he said, had been con-
structed to shoot cartridges compos-
ed OF steel points, samples OF which
were inclosed. The shooting would
be noiseless, and the steel points, the
writer says, were stepped in deadly
poison. By means Of this gun a
dozen OF fatal poison could be shot
in the system OF the intended victim
and death would ensue at once.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20

ments, and one physician in St. Louis
was recommended to me, and | was
under his treatment some time, but
as usual obtained no relief.
$50 many people asked me to try
Cooper's preparation that ! decided
to do so, and after using it for a
few days, this awful thing passed from
my system. | feel much better al
ready, and want to say right here
that ! thank Mr.. Cooper a hundred
times for what his medicine has done
for me. | would not tae $4,000 and
have that thing back in my system
again"
Mr.. Wink1er is fair sample of the
experience Of many during Cooper's
stay in Chicago, and this no doubt
helped to account for the enormous
sale Of the Cooper preparation in this
city and others, recently visited by
the young man.
We sell and will be pleased to
explain the Cooper preparations. =
Chas. Rogers & Son.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20
OLD BELLS MADE NEW.
The Only Way to Restore Cracked
Bell is to Re-cast II.

Every once in while some one
somewhere wants to know how to
restore the tone OF cracked bells. II
is not usually question OF economy
either. but often one OF affection, for
each bell has an individuality OF tone
that no substitute can replace to those
who have heard it as familiar voice
through many years. Discussing this
subject in its April number Popular
Mechanics magazine states:
Every attempt so far made to re-
store the tone OF cracked bells has
proved unsuccessful. In many in
stances the cracks have been filed
and sawed out and hot bell metal has
been poured in, but the results have
been the same. Bell metal is an alloy
composed of rs per cent copper and
rs per cent tin.
The only way the tone OF a
cracked bell can be restored is by
recasting it, says the manager Of the
McShane Bell Company. There
have been any number of experiments
made by those claiming to restore the
tone in various ways, but these ex-
periments have never been success
full
"The same assertion is made by
Chester Meneely, Of the Meneely
Bell Company, who says that the hot
bell metal will not fuse properly and
the cracks appear after a few blows
have been struck with the hammer"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20

liam butcher, president Of the assoc
iation at its headquarters, l4l Broad
way, to-day I'VE will make out
stand for these game species Just as
faithfully as we have worked for the
protection Of the ncn.game birds, u
every patriotic citizen win take his
place with us to defend the birds
against rapid extinction, we shall be
equipped to oppose all the selfish IN
terest that money can buy and the
gruesome story Of the wild pigeon
the heath hen. the Eskimo curlew
and the Carolina paroqaet species
extermiuated by the wasteiul greed
of man, will not be repeated"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20
Lame Shoulder.

Whether resulting from a sprain or
from rheumatic pains, there is moth
ing so good for a lame shoulder as
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Apply it
freely and rub the parts vigorously
at each application and quick cure
is certain For sale by Frank Hart
and leading druggists.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20
PROPOSALS,
PROPOSALS FOR BEEF AM

PROPOSALS FOR BEEF AND
milton. Vancouver Barracks. Wash.
March N, 1908 Sealed proposals for
furnishing and delivering fresh beef
and mutton for SIX months beginning
july !. 1908. win be received here and
at offices OF eommissaries at FORT
| STEVENS, ORE, BOISE BAR
RACKS, IDAHO, FORTS CASEY,
COLUMBIA. FLAGLER LAW
TON, VANCOUVER, WALLA
WALLA. WARD, WoRpEN and
WRIGHT, WASH. until 10 A. NJ,
April l6. 1908, and then opened. En-.
yelopes containing proposals should
be indorsed. Proposals for fresh
beef and mutton TO be opened April
ID, 1905" and addressed 20 comsnis-
sary OF post to be supplied. or to
Lieut,-col GEORGE D, DAVIS.
Chief COMFY.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20

NEW YORK, Mar. l9,--Until all
mating birds OF spring may fly from
their winter homes to the north tc
rear their young, safe from the poi
shots Of unsportmanlike and marke,
hunters, national campaign against
spring shooting will be carried from
state to state, it was announced here
to-day, Acting on the protests OF
sportsmen and the warning OF the
Department OF Agriculture, the Ma
tional Association of Audubon So
cieties has undertaken to make a last
stand for the existence Of the dying
races Of American game birds in
every state in which shooting during
the breeding season is not forbidden
by law. In Massachusetts, Rhode
Island. New Jersey and Oklahoma a
determined fight is to-day being car
ried against the commercial interests
which are organized TO fight the
movement.
That the most desperate measures
have been taken by the men who
butcher birds for the market to pre-
vent protective Legislation in these
states as we'll as the twenty others in
which the law still leaves the game
birds easy prey while breeding, is
known to-day. Although this market
lobby has always been active in op-
posing laws which threatened to cur
tail their gains in any particular state,
the possibility of such general pro-
lection throughout the country has
aroused them to finance a wide
spread and unscrupulous fight. To
pit against this rich and selfish inter-
est, the Audubon workers have sim
ply the moral support of sportsmen
and the general unselfish desire of the
people to save the game birds from
extinction.
From January first on to reason
able open season in the fall is the
period in which protection is to be
asked for the mating birds and their
young. In fifteen states and nine
Canadian provinces the game birds
are already shielded by law during
this crucial time. Unless such meas
ures are taken at once by the remain
ing states the government authorities
have agreed that game shooting in
this country will soon cease to exist
and every species become extinct.
On the legislatures in the Dakotas,
Whyoming, Iowa, Nebraska, New
Mexico, Illinois, Indiana, Pennsyl-
vania, Texas, MISSOURI, Kansas, Ar
kansas and all the southern states
will depend the life or death of
Ameican game when this matter is
brought before them this year or
next. In each of these states all the
money and influence of the CONNER
cial bird killers, is already at work for
their short-sighted policy Of exter-
minating slaughter for to-morrow's
table.
Every real true sportsman is be-
hind us in the fight for the dying
game birds Of this country; said Will
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u. 8. RESTAURANT.
434 Bond Street.
Coffee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cts.
First Class Meals, Is Cts
LAUNDRIEs.
Those pleated Bosom Shirts

The kind known by dressy men in
the summer, are difficult articles to
launder nicely. Unless you know just
how to do 1t, the front pleats won't
iron down smooth, and the shirt
front will look mussy. Our New
Press lroner irons them without
rolling or stretching. Try II.
TROY LAUNDRY,
Tenth and Duane. Phone Main 1891
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20

FOR SALE-TWO LOTS, 7sxlsO
feet; in Chinook; will sell for $500;
a bargain Address Chas, Eklund,
Chinook. 3.is-2w.
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AUDUBON SOCIETY
Dying Birds to Be Defended
Throughout the Land.
LAST STAND FOR GAME BIRDS

From January First on to Reason
able Open Season in the Fall is
the Period in Which Protection is
to be Asked for Mating Birds.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20
7CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
SITUATION WANTED.

WANTED POSITION AS COOKS
in a logging camp for man and
wife. Address &C." Astorian Office.
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FOR SALE-FURNlTuRE or A
s-room house; all ready to move
into: low rent; centrally located.
WESTERN REALTY CO.,
i72 Tenth ST.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20

Was built to give your feet comfort
two-thirds of your life; the rest you
sleep.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-03-20
ASTORIA
DANCING
SCHOOL

Exchange street, opposite Skating
Rink. Open every day and evening.
Pupils can enter any grade from
beginning to advanced classes. Our
weekly social dance, every Wednes-
day evening, has become very popu-
lar. Admission, gentlemen, Soc; ladies
free.
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4cccc
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-06-20

des aver somos exce1entes ami
'gos-ha venido a Londres como
todos, lsabeis a que2 A hacerse
ropa
-Es ind dable-me d ecia
muy convencido.-Para vestir
bien hay que venir a Lor dres..
Nadie como los ingleses para
cortar una levita, TN "chaquet"
8 una americana. Naturalmen-
te que no todo el mundc puede
gastarse el dinero en- hacer to
dos los amos TN viaje a Inglate-
rra para hacerse ropa, y asi re-
sulta que en- Madrid somos unos
cuantos NADIA mas los que nos
vestimos en- Londres:
Esto de llevar ropas inglesas
es I'm timbre de gloria para mi
excelente amigo el elegante ma
drileno. Y a nj sc me pasa ban
las ganas de decirle que 10 mis-
mo debia darle vestir con ARE
glo a los figurines que corte I'm
satire de la Bond Street 8 embu-
tirse IN traie de "El Aguila'',
pues de todos maneras mi ioven
resultara chiquitin rechoncho Y
con la cabeza gorda.
Pero todavia no tengo CONTAIN
"a con el para decirle estas CO.
sas. Mas adelante sc las dire.
lVaya 81 Sc las dire!
y estoy entusiasmado-con-
tinu6 despues.-Estos dias ando
v1sltando sastres, camiseros,
sombrererias y zapateros, y en-
cada establecimiento halo nue.
vos motives de admiration.
-lDonde creera que he esta-
do esta maIlana7-me pregunt6
de repente, asi, a quemarropa. ...
70 no supe que contestarle,
porque en- Londres, por la mana
ma, sc puede hacer I'm mont6n
de cosas, pues confeso que ia
mas hubiera adivinado en- que
empleo sus horas mi ioven "
e'egante amigo.
No. No 10 acertara us
ted. -. He estado tomando lee
clones de corbata en- casa de sir
Reginald Marmaduka.
En- efecto, en- Londres. este
sei1or Reginald Marmaduka en-
seTla ell arte de ponerse la cor ba-
ia. y vive muy bien con el pro-
ducto de sus lecciones. que MIN
gun ingles toma, pero que mu-
chos ''snob" del mundo entero
vienen a prender.
Sir Reginald Marmaduka tie
ne en- Trafalgar Square TN gran
establecimiento de comercio, di-
simulado con el nombre dc Aca-
demia, y ejerce ST elevado ma
gisterlo al amparo de la protec-
(Continda en- Ia plana )
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-06-20
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COMO Sc HAcE UN .1ENTLEMAN'

Durante el te que por las tar
des nos ofrece TN compatriota,
af1os ha domiciliado en- Londres.
he hecho conocimiento Y traba-
do relaciones de amistad con
TN elegante madrileflo.
Debo advertir que este ele-
gante no me era desconocido.
Cast todas las tardes sofia YER
lie asomado los BALCONIES de I'm
circulo aristocratico de la corte;
tiene TN automovil soberbio; su
nombre fgura en- la cronica de
los salones con frecuencia, Y su
persona Sc exhibe en- los teatrOs
las noches de moda.
No es I'm aristocrata de san
gre; pertenece a una acaudalada
familia de comerciantes; pero
aborrece el mostrador, Y sc esta
gastando bonitamente la fortu-
ma que le legaron sus mayores
No es tampoco una lumbre-
"a, y nj asOmbra per sus como
cimientos nj entretiene con Ell
esprit" de su conversation -.
Pero es simpatico. tiene buen
fondo y sentimientos generosos.
No todos los aristocratas pueden
decir 10 mismos.
Y no quiero dar mas detalles,
porque le vais q conocer.
The evening world., 1908-01-10
CLINTON GOES
BACK To FORCE
BY COURT ORDER
Policeman Dismissed on the
Charge of Hazing Must
Be ReinStated.

Policeman Eugene L clinton. who
was dismissed from the police force by
Deputy Commissioner Hanson. after
his arraiEument on the charge OF haz-
'ng a fellow officer in the oak street
police station last May. was today
orior,I reinstatei as a policeman by
the Appellate Division Of tie Supreme
Court.
stephen Walsh. who made the charge
against Clinton and two others. has
since been dismissed from the police
force by Commissioner Bingham for
vowdrd!ce in permitting the escape Of
Frank II Warner. VITO shot and kilioI
Esther G. Norling cashier in Forty
second street uaberdI~LcrY. Warner
afteuNdrd killed a hat manufacturer
named Wilson. a former friend.
Al OF the justices concur in the de-
cislon for the reinstatement OF Clinton
on tn" ground that The evidence was
Insufficient for dismissal The action
which brought in the name Of Clinton
affects two of his fellow officers. also
Clsnl ssed a. tlo same time-Thomas
ifItzgerald and William Unger. A. 1t
was n test case they VIII also probably
he restored TO duty.