The San Francisco call., 1908-10-25
By Porter Emerson Brown

4 hard thing TO be letterary genius
week are setting the steps of generally store
Of Old Papa degrade brain whacking myself about
what shall wrote next time when Anatole
Beaupre he say
~ S. Standard Oil are large object for writings
mucl-rakeings and other profanity. Ida Tarbarrel.
Linkum Stevens and ct cetry gents has made large
wads soaking it. Why your"
'Alerci bien" I says
So I talks with AnatOle which attempting to
something from Z. s. Irrational Correspondents
School: also to Fresh Ladies Millinery House
Paint Drummer, also TO ct cetry gents, which don't
know nothing.
Results is I get large number OF innammations
about L. s Standard Oil
Q. S. Standard Oil is of pet which belongs
John D. Rottenfeller octopuss having long
ten-tickles It viii of hand II IT likes you
If don't will too. Sometimes 1t mind
eating of your head aussi
L. S. Standard OIL octopuss are KEEP in large coop
Broadway. But lie children over.
Gents which is engaged in feeding. manicuring.
ceiling. washing ironing u. S. Standard Oil Octo-
puss is Hiram K Archibald. Hen Rogers, some more
Rottenfeers Chantcleer Day; also L. s. Senator'S.
Judges. misrepresentation. and other people who
don't what they do and is glad of 1t.
John D. Rottenfeller every Thursday pat U s
ard Oil Octopuss the head and Octopuss give him
two millyun dollar Then he go out and play golf
with A Carnegie other bad player which he
he set in his house in Profanity Hills thinking how
good he is and how pleased heaven Will be to
keeters competitors and otner pests.
John D. Rottenfeller Jr he don't do nothing
should give away all their money. Probably this
cage telling people that they can't see it,
Hen Rogers have asthma and other pets He en-
amt Interested atsl l'Op''@ ls'"'Ss ne
Chanticleer Day he live in sarah-cuse His onisbul
Sob are to hoer every time anybody kick the Octo-
Small hollers is five francs apiece larger
is proportion. Maybe he believe wnat ne say but
nobody else can
Other Z. s standard Oil gents does what they is
told to and don't ask questions Their
DO what is told and then forget it.
Pollytickle campane. which begins with haveng
many issues platforms things. now amt got
but L. s Standard Oil
Willum J. Brine Demicrat candydate. get up On
Etumpage with aid Of Demicrat popuace of Bucyrus,
H. and he says
Ladies and gents Standing here today beneath
the blue domb of the sky and the shmmering
the stars and stripes in the presence of many of
tinguished peoples, which stretches from where
sun rises IN the East TO where she Shrinks in the
West from the Blue Atlantic TO thesyet bluer
Specific from the Aroostook the North TO the
Cur OF Mexico IN the South and everything and
body that lies between, and lies like blazes divided
in twine but rented by the currents
OF the mighty issssississssissssipp studded with
large cities with small water tanks
intelligent nobIest freees most ntellechuast gents
that the history Of the world has saw, I
fletcher every seni-annuay not more so and from
the Rocky mountains in the West Felix
CALIFORNIA and the other futile Georgie and with
its nand to its breast in patrotc enthusiasm gazes
with admiration II floats widespread wings at
the places where its feet has trodded. only
say that while would like throw harpoon into
NJ Rosefet don't dare to because he are too popler
and fresh in the wind while 1 has running for
twelve years and naturally breezed out
so viii only say that will try be much like
him possible IL not more and devote the rest
my to talking about the candydate for the vice
president which his is Cyrus X. Todd, or Silas
J. Dodd, or Hennery Smith something that and
he from either Lake Mackhemochfllimf hinac-
kaobeesc. Ne, Sardnopolis. Texas, OF them
places, and he is fine gent, having held lots i'm
portant positions which ] don't recall present and
also he has whiskers. so want to give your
suherance and when you step to the poles,
day morning, cast ballot for willum J.. Brine"
Just then he are interrupted with letter from NJ
Rosefelt which lie president des Etats-Unis When
NJ le President Rosefelt he write letters. he
them to the gent he writing TO- but everybody
else
Dear sir says letter, the treasurer Of the Demi-
crat Party Tool of Standard Oil. I would call
he shorter and uglier word they amt anv
But II don't make him divorce from his Job
/ viii think and call ii 10 you. Please do not
think because my angwidge polite and vailed that
] don't mean what say"
n Brine like treasurer Of Demcrat Party because