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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-31

Betting on the election was excep.
tionally quiet Friday. only Ave waeers
beng taken up. and these amounted
TO but $17S5, The great shift in the
odds on Taft's election and those on
BRYAN for election should awaken wide.
spread Interest today, and it is expect-
ed that beginning with today and con-
be lively. scenes about tho wager boards.
Thursday Taft was the favorite by
odds Of 3 to l. while Friday the odds
we're again to l in favor of the Re-
publican presidential candidate. and
they had shifted on Bryan from j to 3
20 to asked From the viewpoint Of
the ocrtors. Eryan hasn' t chance to
YIN cut, and those who are betting ON
INN are taking the short end of the
money in the hope that the Nebraska
statesman may turn the trick and yiye
the people tremendous surprise.
But one wager Of any consequence
was posted Friday, and that was a bet
OF $3.50 10 $1,000 that Bryan will be
elected A prominent local LAWYER took
The short end. while a local business yvos
man took the long chance. This wager
was made at loves and was snapped
mp the moment it was posted. This
was tho only bet of the DAY at this
place and the others pale into insip-
nificance beside it.
OHe wager on tDe American party
was offered Friday the first to be post.
ed since Tuesday. The wager is one of
$2o even that twelve Of the Candidates
ON the American county ticket will be
elected. No takers were found for this
bet. 'Ai'
Odds on the election Of knight have
advanced and now TO and / to s are
demanded. These offers are not meeting
with. success 80 far as the bettors are
concerned. One bet Of $500 to sl00
that Knight viii not be elected was
taken up during the day. but aside from
this no interest was taken in the no.
htlcaI situation so far as he is con
cerned.
Backed OFF Board.
The wager Of Thursday to the effect
that three states ousidc OF the Solid
south could not be picked which would
go for Bryan has been taken down
There were SO many ready with their
opinions and money. and the odds Of
fered were so poor, that the wager was
cancelled.
The offer Of $3.50 even that Kniabt
will carry Juab county has again been
modified. and the original amount of
$50 even on this proposition has been
posted.
Three new wagers appeared Friday
which demand attention, One is $25 to
S15 that Taft Will receive 242 electoral
votes, n majority of the electoral col
IIege, without the aid Of the 80 of New
York. It was reported Just before the
boards were taken in for the night FIJI.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-31

day that this wager would be taken
by three different parties, If Taft ;s
elected, il is reckoned that he will 90
in by q big majority, while if BRYAN Is
victorious. it is counted that there will
be a landslide for him. This bet looks
to be among the best posted thus far.
entire Republican state ticket will be
elected. and the wager of S1O0 even
that Taft carries Utah, Idaho and Wv
oming.
The light betting OF Friday is ac-
counted for through the fact that many
are loath to do things on that day, and
10 the further fact that most OF the
and. Tuesday, when the odds will nm.
doubtcdly have shifted consid erably on
tho presidential candidates.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-31
ODDS ARE SHIFTING
ON ELECTION BETS
Many Offers Are Posted During
the Day, but Few Are
Taken.
TODAY AND MONDAY
WILL SEE COIN FLY
Now a Question of Pay Your
Money and Take Your
Choice.
LOCAL ODDS.
p.Wltt B. Lowe & Co

OsWltt 3. Lowe & Co.
$500 to $500 Taft elected.
$1,000 70 $500 Spry elected.
$1,000 to $500 Taft elected.
$500 TO $40 Chanlcr carries New
York
$500 Bryan gets four states out
side cold south.
500 70 $500 Knight elected,
$50 Taft carries Indiana.
$50 10 $40 Taft carries Ohio,
SI0 even no Democrat elected on
Salt Lake county ticket.
$50 knight carries Juao county.
500 Groesbcok elected.
$1,000 whole Republican state .
ticket elected.
5000 10 $1,000 Knight elected.
$40 sheriff on Democrat ticket :
does not get 5000 votes.
S40o 10 $4,000 Bryan elected.
$1,000 TO $500 Taft elected. .
$500 Republican sheriff Will be .
elected on county ticket, .
$1,000 10 $4,000 Bryan elected. :
Taken at loves. /.
$3.50 10 $1,000 gryaa elected, !
JeH's Smoke Hcuse. .
$50 Taft carrIes Nebraska. :
$50 Taft carries Ohio. :
SO TO SIS Taft receives 242 cleo :,
toral votes. a majority ot tho ::
electoral college. without the SO :.
or New York state :;
500 New York goes for TAFT, :.
sl1 70 sc Tart elected. :,
$40 Spry elected. :.
$40 Nebraska goes for Tart. :;
SIS 70 $50 Taft carries New :,
York Ohio and Minnesota Lose :,
one state. lose the bet Z
$50 Taft carries Utah. Idaho. :,
Wyoming. Lose one state. lose :
bet. :,
$50 Pacific coast fc- TAFT IN ::
Guiding California, Oregon, Wash :,
iagton. Lose one state, lose bet. :.
$40 10 SIS TAFT carries New :.
York. Ohio. Minnesota. Wyoming, :;
California. Oregon. Washington :,
and Nebraska. Lose one state, :.
lose bet. j
White House. ::
$50 Democrats will not elect :.
single man on county ticket );
$50 TO $50 Taft elected :
500 Groesheck elected. :.
800 10 SIC Knight will not be =
elected. !.
FIeur de LIS. ).
5000 to $50 TaSt elected. Z.
500 Utah goes Republican. :,
$50 70 SIS Knight Will not be !.
elected !.
-" W Slp hTi6nl VIII not Dc y
elected. j.
!.
Taken at Flcuf de Lis ..
81 to $40 Bryan carries Salt Lake :.
county. :.
5000 TO 500 Knight Will not be !.
elected. :.
$50 TO $40 spry elected :
Bernstcln's. y.
500 TO $500 Bryan elected =.
800 to $500 Bryan elected. !.
$50 even u On American county :.
ticket Will be elected. -
:.
Taken at BernsteIr's. :.
800 Taft carries Utah. Idaho and !.
Wyoming. !.
=.
James McTernay =.
Two bets Of $50 even Republicans :.
elect majority NJ county ticket, :.
Including legislative. !:
:.
|. q. Jones. :.
$3.50 TO 5000 Taft elected. !
$50 to SIS Spry elected. !.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-10-31
LAURELHURST
GREATER SALT LAKE CITY

Are you going TO wait until too ]ato
to get one of those beautiful acre-lots
in Laurelhurstf Between 11th and 1Stb
South, on the City East Bench.
That g whero you will want In live
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is five-cent trolley fare, within walk'
ing distance.
If you don It know about Laurelbn,s+
find out about it at once You cannot
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Picture Framing.
Salt Lake Photo Supply Co, l4o Main
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Mr.. King said: III was,.;s var, VI
sage to the Intermoues;;sss,' nte.as;ss 1
through its represeIha.satsd d
Reed Smoot is re-eles,SSl ele.snSls q
States senate the trGueiesr G;uusierl'
ago will pale iato aoo lin q
that which will face n''
his seat. ,.roeed
Mr.. King denouhhII;s.is
which have been pspsw pup "
publican, "and pap paper been
been paid for haV.; Vs.;,euIssi
our front doors TO ccIInnsicl
he declared IN CONF
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Two Divorces Ga

In the Third distries
REILLY has been granted
Sarah RELY on tne e,cS SIR
Mrs. REILLY took fLehsr hsr
last year, taking with nst e., &
it was alleged. Later sos. sos
fornia, where she ,llsosoia 10
married In South paA0
1889. ,s Rra1I
Crissie Smeltzer wss s,rsSon sn
from ]. c. Smelt1eI' en,lJnj
here In 1898, on the
port.
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UTAH SAVINGS & TRUST
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Halloween Party Given.

Pumpkin pie. cheese and coffee. formed
the refreshments provided ct the Hal
loween party given at the First Methodist
church Friday night. About 400 were
present and enjoyed the various games
provided for their entertainment. The
AFFAIR was & ''spookey" one, with great
revival of many traditions OF the ancient
festival a Taft Bryan contest added TO
the gaety OF the affair.
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BREEDEN OFFICE SUPPLY CO.
EXPERT KODAK FINIsaINo.

The largest retail stationery store in
Utah. 60 West Second South,
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The Bismarck Bowling alleys have
been entirely renovated and are now
open.
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Harry Shipler. Comm ercial PhotoR-
rapher. Isl South Main. second floor.
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Mrs. Minor Recovering

Mrs. Minor Recovering,
Mrs May Minor. wife OF C. P. Minor
of 10 South Main street. who attempted
to commit suicide Thursday night by TAX
ing chloroform. has so far recovered that
she able to be up and about her
apartments Friday
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Tony Arnold Carriage Co.
Day and night Bell Main 26. Ind. GO.
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ARE YOU HUNGRY2
Fine food and service at the RoyeL
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Kodak Finishing,
Salt Lake Photo Supply Co.. l42 Main
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John Farrington's Stable.
Carriages and light livery. Phone 273.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
WEDDING BELLS
Mr.. Harry Nymand to Miss Mamie
Nielsen, Prof. B. Nordentoft of
DeS MOineS officiating

Mr.. Harry III. Nymand and Miss
were united in marriage June oath
at the Kim ballton Church. The GER
emory was performed by Professor
B. Norden toft from the Danish Uni
versity Dss Moinss Ia. A reception
was given at the III. Henricksen home
south of Kimballton where about 400
invited guests were present and d
boantiful supper was served in the
big tent. Professor Nordentoft made
an eloquent speech at the supper ia
BILE both young and old joined in a
good time during the night after the
music furnished by the Anderson
Bros. Orchestra aud did not depart
before the sun was going to appear
the next morning.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Moisture in Butter

The law limiting the legal
amount of moisture ia butter to 16
per cent has made it imperative
that some simple and accurate plan
of determining the moisture con-
tent be evolved. The old methods
are either inaccurate or else re-
quire expensive apparatus and a
considerable knowledge of chemis-
try. After great deal of study
and experin entation the Dairy De-
partment of the Iowa Experiment
Station has worked out method
which has proven very satisfactory
BY the use of this plan any cream
cry man can with very little prac-
tice make quick and reliable tests
of the amount of meisture in but
ter. He will then be enabled to
avoid exceeding the legal limit,
and at the same time keep from
letting the percentage of moisture
run too low which detract from
both the quality of the butter and
the amouAt of the overruA. Bulle.
tin No. 81 of the Iowa Experiment
Station gives complete Instructions
for carrying out these moisture de,
Examinations. Copies may be OBJ.
tanned free of charge from Director
c. F. Curtis, Ames, Iowa.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
SADNESS INDEED
Those Good People, the Gills have
Their Cupful Of Sorrow. Three
Members of Family Gone

The funeral services of Mrs. ". ].
Copeland were held Sunday afternoon
at two o'clock at the Presbyterian
Church in Audubon conducted by the
pastor Rev. d. Z. Macintosh. After
which her remains were laid to rest
in the Maple Grove Cemetery beside
her father NJ. G. Gill and sister Mrs
Chas. F. Hensley in the family lot.
The following obituary was read;
Rachel Florence Gill was porn in
Green Castle Indiana June ~, 1850,
died at Hamlin, at the home of her
brother Geo. B. Gill June 26, 1908.
She came to Cass county with her par.
ents in 1853 and was married to w. j.
Copeland August 1880. To them was
born one daughter Grace Olive. She
is survived by her husband and
daughter, her mother, three brothers
and three sisters, one sister having al.
ready passed away. She lived in Cass
County until 1900 when they moved
to Audubon County where they have
since resided.
Mrs. Copeland joined the Congrega-
tional church number of years age
at Atlantic After moving to Audu-
bon county she united with the Pres.
byterian church OF Old Hamlin. Mrs
Copeland was always ready to help
those who were in need of help.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
THE LADY AND THE CHOICE.
"Just name the place. darline,"

Just name the place, darling!"
The young husband, throwing down
a package of timetables, gazed fondly
at his youthful bride. They had been
married but six short months and the
trorsseau was still doing good worl,
Yes, he continued, wherever you
desire to go on vacation will suit me
north, south, east or west, sea OF
mountain?"
DO you really mean it?" she asked
Indeed l do"
You do wish to be consulted?"
Il wish only your happiness"
And / can go anywhere l want?"
Anywhere"
Bursting into tears, she buried he1
face in her hands.
"Alas!" she murmured, chat it is
in your power to thwart me so. Why
don't you select the placer"
"Thwart you! Me select the place:
do not understand" he exclaimed
astonished. Dearest, am 1 not yield
ing to you in every way?"
Yes, that's just it." she moaned
All. ii you only would be determined
to go somewhere, so | could make you
go somewhere else. What's the use
Of being married under these circum
stances?"
But don't you" he asked, won
deringly-for he was yet very
young want to go where-you want
to go?"
And she replied, haughtily: MOI
Life.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
NUPTIALS
Two Hearts Nodded Into One. Two
of Audubon Respected Citizens
Mingle in Love

At the home of the bride Thursday
afternoon at two thirty occurred the
marriage of Alexander II. Brown to
Katherine Sloan, Rev. d. c. Mack
intosh performed the ceremony in
the presence of few invited guests.
They have gone to Illinois and Fay
cite county to visit but will return to
Audubon to make their future home.
They are both excellent people of this
community and the best wishes of
their many friends goes with them In
the future
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
The Junior League of the Methodist
church had picnic Friday.

church had a picnic Friday.
Keep the sink clean, the minute it
begins to smell disease is creeping in.
Mrs. Stotts has gone to Cotopaxi,
Colorado to visit and look after some
business.
Ed Finch returned from the north
part of the state, where he had been
on business, last week.
Mrs. Ed Finch and Miss Hazel have
fine store in Jefferson that is paying
we'll. They employ four clerks.
The Junior League of the Presby-
terrain church had an ice cream and
cake social on the church lawn Thurs
day evening and did fine.
Mrs. Arthur Wadsworth and child
rem of Grinnell are visiting at the
home of Mrs. Wadsworth's parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson Burnside.
The young son of Mr.. and Mrs. Ro-
bert Talbot, who fell out of cherry
tree last week and broke his arm is
getting along quite comfortably.
Ross Kennels came home from Lit
tie Rock to visit his aged father and
other relatives before his going to
Chicago to resume duties in an orches-
ira.
Miss Fish, who resides with Mr. and
Mrs. Chas. Van Gorder and who fell
downstairs and broke her arm recently
is gaining slowly. We are pleased to
learn the accident was no worse.
Mrs. George Weighton and children
are enjoying an outing at Smiths
Lake. The company was augmented
at Atlantic by the Hopley family aud
other friends they expect to remain
two weeks.
We are pleased to state that Miss
Lulu Leavens, who underwent a sur.
gical operation on the eye, is recover
ing very fast. DR.. Brooks assisted by
Dr. Clifford Brooks performed the
delicate operation.
The music club met at the home OF
Mrs. e. F. Bilharz Tuesday evening
June, 23, 1908. Each member had the
privilege OF inviting one guest. This
was the last meeting for the years
work but the club will resume work
in September. Refreshments were
served and vote of thanks given to
the hostess for her hospitable recep
ton of the club and it's friends.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Notice of Probate Of VIII

District Court in and for Audubon
County.
STATE OF IOWA,
AUDUBON COUNTY, SIS
To All Whom 1t May Concern;
Whereas, on the oath day of June,
1908, paper purporting to be the last
Will and Testament Of Soren c..
Sorensenlate ofsaid County, deceased,
was filed in my Office, and was by me
opened and read, and the 18th day of
October, 1908, appointed and fixed as
the time when the same will come be-
fore the court at the October term
thereof, thSn to be held, for final
proof and probate as the duly execu-
ted last Will and Testament of the
said Soren e. Sorenson deceased, at
which time all persons interested may
appear and show cause why the same
should not be admitted to probate.
Dated this 9th day of June 1908.
Is CHAs. S. WHITE, Clerk
BY L. A. MCGINNIs, Deputy
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Today

The Zaner meat market was again
opened to cater to the wants of gen.
erous public. For several months
Audubon has been getting along
with one meat market and al
though complaints have been few,
still the field is large enough and the
consumption great enough to warrant
the second shop. This being in Mr..
Zaners line and his shop and fixtures
oaly needing some slight repairing. he
deemed 1t to the best interests of all
to again launch out into his favorite
Business.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
GRANDPA GREENLEE
An Early Settler Of Cameron Town
ship Moved There With His Large
Family From Kansas

Mr.. j. NJ. Greenlee, who for "a years
has lived with his family in Cameron
and Hamlin township Audubon Co.
died at the home of his daughter,
Mrs. w. A. Clark. Mr.. and Mrs.
Greenlee and children came here
in the middle eig hties and settled on q
fine tract of land east of Gray. At
home and around him were settled
their SONS and daughter all contented
and happy. But trouble was in store
for this good man and his wife. First
Elmer, their youngest son got married
and after few years left home. Wal
ter their eldest son dropped dead one
Sunday morning while preparing his
buggy with which to go to church.
Then w. II. Greenlee, another son of
Cameron township dropped dead two
years ago while blowing corn. His
son-in-law w. A. Clark died soon af-
terward. During the past winter at
their late home, with his widow,
daughter, his helpmate through life,
Mrs. J. NJ. Greenlee breathed her last.
Since thrt time his grief at times was
piteous to see. He found comfort in
his faithful christian love. In his
boyhood he was converted and united
with the Methodist Episcopal Church
and his strong character carried him
through the Pearly Gates there to
meet his loved ones gone before Mr..
Greenlee like Grandpa Grow was of
the old style of religion that practiced
what they preached.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
War Against Consumption

All nations are endeavorlns to check
the ravages Of consumption. the white
plague" that claims so many victims
each year. Foley's Honey and Tar
cures coughs and colds perfectly and
you are in danger of consumption. Do
not risk your health by taking some un-
known preparation when Foley's Honey
and Tar is safe and certain in results
Mick Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
FARM LOANS,
va 500 Optional Payments
At 5 Per Cent
CHARLES BAGLEY

DR.. Chas Burnside is visiting in the
city with his parents.
Wills Staley was an out of town bus
mess visitor Monday.
John Weighton was an out of town
business visitor, Monday.
Rev. d. G, Macintosh was an out
of town business visitor Friday.
Lutte Lane came home Monday
from business trip out of town.
Miss Mildred Smith returned Fri
day from ashort visit in Atlantic.
Miss Esther White returned from a
short visit out of town, this week.
Miss Nora l. Brown left Monday
noon for her home near Iowa City.
John Ward arrived home Monday
from business trip to Des Moines.
Lewis Moon came up from Atlantic
Friday to visit friends and relatives.
Mrs. Lydia Tary left Thursday for
Hamilton. Missouri to visit her bro
ther.
Mrs. F. L. Bailey, came in from a
visit in the south part of the county.
Monday.
Mrs. Ras. Rasmussen arrived home
this week from visit to her friends
in Chicago.
Mrs. Rem Phelps and son Law ear re-
turned Saturday from short visit
in Atlantic.
Rev. Father Jas. Mcdonald was in
Extra between trains on business
visit, Friday.
Florence Mckay of Perry is visiting
his cousin Emmert Brooks at the DIR.
Brooks home.
Willie Sherman of Omaha visited al
the home of his uncle, Chris Gehr-
man last week.
Mrs. John Ward and daughter
Helen arrived home Saturday evening
from Des Moines.
F.A Campbell has new REQ Road
ster which he enjoys riding in during
his spare moments.
Etna West returned to Extra Mon
day after pleasant visit here with
her-friend, Liza Zaner.
Owen Davis and e. N. Taggart re.
turned the last of the week from 8
huciporo trim tO Canada
Geo. Horning of Manning spent
Sunday with his parents Mr.. and Mrs
Frank Herring of this city.
Nettie Morrisey who teaches school
up in the northern part of the state
came home to spend her vacation.
Mrs. A. e. Wad worth and two
children of Grinnelll are visiting hel
parents, Wilson Burnside and wife.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Cowles arrived
home Wednesday from weeks visit
with their son, Nelson Cowles and
wife at Ottumwa.
DR.. r. +. Childs has new auto
mobile which he will use on pleasur.
trips as the other one is being used TO,
business purposes.
Mrs, Laura Delahoyde returned tt
her home at Extra Tuesday after 6
pleasant visit here with relatives a,
the Chas. Van Gorder and Mrs. Thos
Walker homes.
L. b. Hays and family of Omahs
arrived Sunday on avisit to his pa
rents A. M. Hays and wife and OF
Monday evening went down to Exir,
to visit her people short time.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Dangerous.

Redd-Don't you believe that de-
lays are dangerous?
Greene certainly do. l broke
down in my automobile the other day,
and had nothing to do to amuse the
girl but propose to her-Yonkers
Statesman
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
The Retort Humorous.

Irate Pedestrian-Take off them
glasses, you scoundrel, and I'll punch
yer face fer you.
But, my dear sir, that is quite
against the custom. Who ever heard
of ordering off the glasses before the
punch is served?'-Life
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02

Foley's Orino Laxative, the new Taxa.
tive, stimulates, but does not irritate. II
is the best laxative. Guaranteed or your
money back.-Nick Dotfing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Wants the Bio Ones.

The Maior-About 100000 demi-
johns are made yearly in this coun,
try, but the largest sizes are i'm
ported.
The Colonel-Yes, we all seem to
banker after imported things, don't
we?-Yonkers Statesman.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02
Loud Imitation.

Yeast-You know a pig can be
trained to do many things that man
does.
Crimsonbeak-Yes; | heard one, the
other day, initiating a man / know
drinking his soup-Yonkers States
man
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1908-07-02

My clothes were in 1t, all packed tight,
My collars, too! ] vow
| can't go to that dance tonight
I've lost my grip!
Cleveland Leader.