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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14

Aunt Carrie. so we are informed. has put tea on her list of forbidden beverages and proposes to use her hatchet on those who use 1t. We hereby advise Carrie to keep away from Boston.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14
awnRN rIRcnI.ATInN.

The Montgomery Advertiser RuaF1nsess its advertisers (and makes 1t part ol the contract when requested) that It's daily CIT enlation is larger than that of Any morning newspaper printed in Alaeama--and that It's Sunday edition has the largest circulation Of any edition of any newspaper printed m Alabama without exception
 The figures for November printed below represent the actual net circulation, all re- turns having been deducted.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14

That parson," ruminates The Hart ford courant. who has started pub lie prayer out in the Kansas region for a high tarin duty on zinc is talk ing tremendous risks with prayer or
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14
THE PASSING THRoNc
'iio Some Dead Lesfers.

T saw an article in The Advertiser said a prominent citizen yesterday. sd eSqt %ith ssrss sst fSa sS: hm ms the law he fiouts, that bids him flogt true; One Of the r most n self eysasss Mass
 some time ago 2 state law xss ,,. passed to the enect that all public any srs nSsss and shJad pssei have rs escapes, if the buildings were over two stories high. That law has been in effect for some weelse. but so Tar 1t has not been compiled with yet one of these buildings will burn. pos stbly people will lose their lives, then Inquiry about who was to blame why. the law was not enforced. If " won't bs any big personage who will ling will be saddled with the blame. and the persons responsible will so scott free, as is usual.
 sos Door G. se,o sSfoTSs sv the h svss aw ss the penitentiary and, possibly, lives saddled the blame on the poor old cap. known he reported the condition of the boat repeatedly, but he was held responsible. The hremsn here have n s Sf the sw but the law Is stiii to be snforcsd.s
 .Busineas Menns Move. The Idea Is q good one that pro an educational conference" said an Eastern visitor to Montgomery. T do not know of any State It. the South where the professionals in education concerted effort as they are in Ala barna. An association which will bring from 1900 to i.soo men and women together snce year for their ewn ment of education in a State speaks for itself. 1t Is hard to beat.
 Nov. next best to this. is union for 2 common end of the business men of the fun educational pride of the State Is to be aroused. An edueation- al awakening to be such must have the cooperation of the substantial cit- wo aps us turnns Ta hs shs dosEzs o of has tss State. who are developins the re- derstand. cf those behind the move rnsnt for tne big conference in Mont ruary. If any two factors run hand and hand it is education and com merce or industry. It bohooves the livest of business men to get in this
 
 LegfslatEom am Fine.
 What is that Alex. I hear of the Texas Legislature doing?" asked George, who used to live in the Lone Star commonwealth
 "'Oh. nothing. except passing anoth- CT load of laws regulating trusts and things"
 "But will they never stop this bus
 No. not until they have passed the law introduced by the Representative from AIilam."
 ''Why, what is thak7s
 "oh. regulating lightning. that's
 The questioner was puzzled.
 HRegulating lightning. kick your boots and quit your fooilshness."
 Sure. regulating the lightning. This man proposes to pass law prphibit- ing lightning in an cities of 10000 and over"
 Good law, loony. but how can 1t be enforced.'
 aoh, the law makes 1t compulsory for all houses to have lightning ar- resters."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14

The question. How old is Ann?" is forced to give place to another: Who got the money?" The man who makes correct reply had better hide out.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14

The Chattanooga Times calls it "this Panama swearing match" There certainly is a profusion of cuss words among tha partioipants-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14
aIsp of Public spiris.

OpelIka Morning Post.
 In the death of W. F. Vandiver, Montgomery lost one of its most influ- eritial men, and one that was probably doing more for the city than any man in It. He was at the head of nearly every movement that looked to the up- building of Montgomery and that city will sorely miss him.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14
An Aetive Leader.

In the death of Mr. W. F. vandiver. of Montgomery. one of the leading wholesale grocers of the Southern States, Alabama has lost one of her most useful and progressive citizens. If a mans greatness is to be measured by his usefulness. Mir. Vandiver was Indeed great Active in church work, leader In every movement for the im- provement ot our waterways. fair In a legitimate business, siding with the railroads when unJustly persecuted, liberal in thought and progressive in every line of commercial and industrial advancement, he served well and faith fully his country and his God.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14
A Poor Bos's Rise.

In the death of W. F. Yandiver. which occurred at Montgomery on Thursday last. Alabama loses one of It's most useful and influential citizens. Mir Vandiver went to Montgomery sew eral years ago. Q poor boy. without friends or influence. At the time of most citizen and was known through out the United States as one of the South's strongest and best business men. He took an active interest in ev- erything tending to promote the moral and material welfare of the country. and was in the zenith of his usefulness when the summons came. The death of such 6 man as w. F. Vandiver is, indeed, sore public loss.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14
Dessryed Honor. for MT: RAnsdeII.

New Orleans Times Democrat.
 The unanimous reelection of Repre-. sentative Joseph E. Ransdell. of LouIs lana. as president of the National Riv- CTS and Harbors Congress will be hailed with satisfaction by the friends of American waterways throughout the country. The honor is as thoroughly deserved as 1t will be worthily worn MT. Ransdell has attained national fame as an authority upon waterways. He has labored early and late with rare skill and ability, for their compre- hensive and systematic improvement. It Is not too much to say that the grat- flying success of the campaign under taken by the Rivers and Harbors Con- gress to secure unity of thought and action along national rather than State or sectional lines on this important sub tect. has been due to his patience. re- sourcefulness and unwearied zeal and enthusiasm in the cause. By honoring the distinguished Louisianan with re- election the congress has honored itself and the State which he represents. while at the same time 1t has insured continuance of the successful conduct of the campaign for comprehensive and systematic waterways Improvement to which 1t is devoted.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14

Net Daily Average, Eovember, 1908 11s9ea Net Sunday Average, NOvembers 1908 so,0SA c l. Finixan, Circulation MaEaRsr of The Montgomery Advertiser. being duly sworn. Eeys:
 The foregoing statement Of The Adver- 4lsers' circulation for the month of Novem- Der, 1908. is true and correct. and compiled after all returns from news boys news been deducted.
 e L FINrGAN. Circulation Manager. Sworn to and subscribed before me this 6th day of December. 1908.
 RIGA ALEXANDER. Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-14
IIaeful r.nnr rima.

Birmingham Ledger.
 All Alabama feels the loss Of William r. Vandiver. of Montgomery. He has been useful for long time to his city and State
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18
LENEn AL SIIIppINE NEM '.

New York, Nov l,,-Arrived Str. l<roOnIaud Antwerp
 Sailed Steamers Kaiser Wilhelm der Crosse Bremen, Noordam Rotter- dam
 Brow Head. Nov IT. steamer Pre- toria. New York for Hamburg, t23 miles southwest at lo:io a. m.
 Gibraltar, Nov. lI--Arrved: Steam CT koeniRln Luise New York for Ma ples and Genoa Cand proceededl.
 Fiumc, Nov. 12 Arrived steamer Carpathia New York via Genoa and Naples ard Trieste,
 Trieste, Nov. l2-Arrived: Steamer Ocoana. New York via Venice.
 Naples Nov. ll.--Arrived; Steamer ultonia, New Yo'k
 Navrc Nov, l6--Arrived Steamer Columbian, Boston.
 Bremen, Nov. lI,--Arrived Steamer Kaiser Wilhelm It. New York via Ply month and chCrhourg
 Lizard, Nov, l7--stoamer Majestic New York for Plymouth, Cherbourg and Southampton, was 3j4 miles west at 6:30 ?, n, Will reach Plymouth 1 D, m Wednesday,
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18
NEW LONDON MARINE NOTES.

NAw London, Nov 11.--Arrived Oys- ter steamer Rouel Rowe tug R, NJ. Waterman with two bargcs from west
 Sailed: oyster Steamer M DewIng for New Haven schooners l.. L. Ham lin from New York for Nantucket Mary Adelaide Randall for Norfolk Robert John Beswck from New York for Providence, Tugs Wyoming with three harges bound east; Lehigh, with three barEes bound east; Astral, light, bound west.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

A social will De given hy the united delegates al St Johns church, corr ncr Humphrey and orange streets. Wednesday evening at o'clock, to which all the members of the congrc- gation and their friends are cordially will be held the following evening.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

\ most interesting recital will he given this evening under the auspices of the Perseverance circle of King s Daughters at the East Pcarl Street church. Mrs lIettie Bradley Kelley of New York will sing; Mir. Willis AL ling at st. Marks church, New York, wifi give some selections on the or- gan and Miss Ruth Palmer Phillips will read
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18
PERSONAL NOTES

Colonel and Mrs, Charles Naples Jarvis of Berlin, Conno have an- nounccd the engagement of their daughter, Grace Morgan, to the Rev. Henry Park Schaufller of New York. Tho date of the wedding has not yet been set,
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

Mir Seth Bingham's third organ re- cital will be given this evening at x o'clock at St. pauls church Mir. Frederick Weld win sing q recitation and aria from Bach's cautata Break Thy Bread With the Hungry These rcctals are free and the public is cor dially invited,
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18
xaW Marine ReCort,. a PORT OF NEW IA E>.
 nnRI nIa NEM uANEN
x&iS

NrTINCI. Tug S1cNem WIIN TouI bduges from New York; tug Emma A. kcgcr with three bdrges from New York
 Sailed, Steamer Rancacuy for Hart ford tug Sachem, with four barges, for Middletown. tug Emma II keeler with one barge for New bondon,
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

Miss Mary Carter of Jacksonville, Florida, arrived in town yesterday for visit of some weeks with Mir. and Mrs. George NJ. Adams of Winthrop avenue. Miss Carter has long been a near friend of Mrs Adams, who hcr- self came from Jacksonville.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

The tWcnty-hfth annual dance for the pupils and alumni of the Butler school will be given at Warner hall, on Thursday evening. December 10. As in years past Mr. F M Butler has charge of tho arrangements,
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18
in amateur entertainments gives assur- ance of an enjoyable evening

III dllldltUI clltTldlnllCntA GlNCS aSsuf- ance of an enjoyable evening
 The largest list of letters ever bull letncd at station A was posted on the bulletin board last evening These many uncalcd for letters are largely due to the election, and political mat fer sent to people who have moved away Following is tho list; Robsrt Allen r., C Anderson, Co Casara Ansoma, o, F, Aronson, A. r. BrossoIt, James Bruce Eugene Christensen, James Daddei, Joseph r. Daly, John J. Davis, E Glynn, Charles F. Hoag Charles L. Hart tthroe), r. Hotchklss, The Irridescent Art Glass Co.,, stephen lzao (twol, John Jerome Owo), s. Lee Kenneth D, Lane, Willis L. Mallory, Frank McGuigan GhreeD, Charles Mor- gan, Amos D. Norton, Clemente Pas sarlello Gourl, John r.. Phelps four) Howard II Sanger, Alex Scydlorski threc) Antonio Scydlorskl, schmidt X Donohuc, William L. Futile dwo), M. Furcio Jason D. Thompson uwo), John Wagner dwol. clifford Wells Joseph Williams Tn rc are also letters for the following women: Miss Mable Bean, Mary r. Cook Mrs Lillian Johnson, Mrs, $, A Krinski, Mrs, Carrie l.ouns- bury Ccare William GrlnthD Mrs. o. r. O'Rourkc Mrs II r Robert, and Miss Maggie X Doyle,
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

Tho National Council of French wom- on which has a membership of more than 1S0oo. has been circulating q monster petition in favor of woman suffrage.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

The social guild of the Grand Avenue Congregational church will have an en- tertainmcnt early in December which will be tn charge of Mrs Wallace Hurl- burt Miss Hurlburts long experience
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18
Nothing Better than Bay State Brick
 and Cement Coating

It is a coating that becomes a part of the concrete, plaster or cement when once applied, and where ordi- nary paint will not hold. It can also be used on wood as first coat un- der enamel. It contains no lead or oil and is not affected by acids or gases, It does not mildew, rub, crack or peel, Is non absorbent and will not change color when wet. It will stand steam or moisture. Its base is snow white and can be col ored to any tint desired.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

Miss Rose Finnertv of centerVille, pao will be the guest this week of Mr. and Mrs F. J. Finnerty of Lloyd street remaining over for the Yale Harvard game
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

Under the auspices of Peraevcring song recital will bo given In the East Pearl Street Nj. F.. church this even ing by Mrs. I1ette Bradley Kelley of New York, Willis Alling, organlst of St Marks church, New York and Miss Ruth Palmer Phillips, reader, of this city, It is expected the church will be crowded at this fine .cntertain- ment. Below fig given the program; l. OrEan-Tonc-p picture "On the Coast ,,,,.,,,....,,.... Buck 9. q will eXtol Thee ,.,...,. Costa
 (Oratoria of Elh)
 g. Reading ,,.,.....,.,., Selected 4. Songs
 Ca Serenade ,,.,,.,,,., Pierue Cb) la Crcpuscule .... Massanet 5. Organ--Cradle Song and Pray CT ,,,.,,......,,.,. Guilmant ( Reading .,.,.,,,p,,,,,. Selected '. Ca) Come 10 me Sweetheart,
 Bartlett (b) By Bendermccrs Stream.
 Gatty (c) TO my love ....,.. Matthews $, Organ---
 (aD Traume .,,.,,.,,,. Wagner tb) lIumoreske ,.,,,... Dvorak a. Reading ,,.,,,,,,..... Selected t0 Songs ta) Scrcnata ,,,,,.,,... Pinsuti Ch) Chlld's Sollloquy .,.. Neyin (c) Thou art so like q flower,
 ,..,,..,,,,.,,, Rubenstein (d) Because l love you, Hamlet By reQucst--"O Happy Day"
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18
New York New Ha vsn 6 Hartforl
 Railroae

OCTOBER 20. ID0s.
 For New Sork--'i:l5, +i:45, x $500, xS:l0, F9:35. "lJ:So a. m.. sl
 IBIS, 'l:23. "2:01, s3;5i, 'H4:lS, . '6:oS, '6:iO, '7:O3, '1.5O .HS:lS, { D. m. Sundays-'i:15, @4.45, x ++9;3J, q. m, x12:0O, 'l55, s2:0l, | '5:Ol, x6:lJ. '6;io, '7;oS. '7:5O, [ D. m.
 For Washington vin Harlem RI, 'l:OO ?. m. %l2:0O, night, daily.
 For Boston yia Htfd. and WI "l0:03 d. m, si:03 p. m.
 For Boston via Proyidence-t -2:Al, 7:i7, sIli1:i2, a. m, '12:05, *I '2;5S. 'I:2O, '4:55, 'U6:i2, .7:O5 + Sun-'2:2e, '2:5l, a. m, '12:15, "i:55, 7:05 D. m.
 For Boston via SprIngfcId--' sll:l5 a. m, '1:47, s5ai D. m. SI 'i:lO a. ,nL. -1A7. '5.4i D. m.
 For Hartford, SprinRHcid--x4:OO. a, nlp xl:oo, x5:0O, xS:lO D. m. S N9:Oo, a. m; xS:10, x9:20 D. m.
 For WiIlimantic-7;S5 a. m. I 6:lI p. m. Sun.-7:20 ?. m.
 For Shelburnc Fnlls-74t a. m., tto New Hartford), i:0l, 6:00 D. nj Westfeld).
 For Winstcd--6As, (via Naugd JuncD. 9:32 a. m, 2:35. 5:45, TAO Sun.--S:25 a. m, 6:45 D. m.
 For Pittsfeld. Etc.--a5:56, 9;32, 1 1915 D. m. Sun.--a7:52 a. m.
 For LitchfcId--9:32 a. m, 4:l5 Sun.--a7:52 a. m. q Via Bridgeport Express trains. xLocal exprd Parlor ear limited. Saturdays
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

The Monday Afternoon Whist club met at the home of Mrs Clark oi Grand avenue. There were four tables and the prizes were won by Mrs Mil Ter, Mrs Adkins and Mrs Brown. Artci playing cards refreshments were served
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

There was a large attendance yestcr- day afternoon al the funeral Of Mrs Maria, widow of Timothy Andrews. which was att nded at her late resl- dcncc, in East Haven The oniclatns clergyman was Rev D ] Clark or the East Haven Congregational church. The bearers were John Tyler, Frederick Hawkins Levi Bradley and Mir Rus. sell II w Crawford had charge of the burial
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

The Home for the Frinndless VIII rc- ceive Sl12O.5S from the estate of Miss Mary r Wade The bequcst was for 5000 but owing to depreciation in i the securities fl was reduc to the ! amount stated
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

Word has been received here of the marriage of Miss Lucy Thompson of Troy to Harold Bingham Of Brooklyn The wedding took place last Friday evening at the home of he brides par cnts in Troy Miss Thompson formerly resided in Fair Haven
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

r. w Easter of Fair Haven East and Frederick Fisher of Grand avenue left yesterday for Florida.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-11-18

Since they defeated the orange Street schools football team the St Francis eleven has been trying to get game with some of tho other grammar school teams without success Hamilton school was to meet them last saturday and scranton street the previous Sat urday, but neither team appeared at the field The St Francis team would now like to play any grammar school eleven ln this city or vicinity Address John Marinan. 267 Blatchlcy avenue.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-04-09
The Voice Of Spring.

See how reviving plants and fiowers
Anew doth deck the plain,
The fields do hear the voice OF spring
And flourish green again.
Yes, all nature is beginning to orna.,
ment herself with beautiful garlands OF
bud and blossom in white, pink and
purple. The daisies crocuses, and
violets are giving a charm to life with
their wee, crimson tipped faces, send
ing forth their fragrance, enchanting
to all. The tiny trickling streamlet
with its gentle ripple gladdens ever and
anon. making verdant the face of nature
The rosy light of morning peeps up
above the eastern mountains causing II
to shine with glorious beauty, accom-
panied by the little birds singing their
sweetest songs, also the industrious
little bee is busy in gathering honey all
the day from every opening flower,
gladdening the merry husbandman with
his spanking team, busy from early
morn till dewey eve, preparing the soil
and planting the seeds from which ne
hopes to gather golden harvest.
Now, there are those in our midst
who do none of these things-drones in
the busy activities of life-but spend
their time and talents on intoxicants or
silly foolish gossip. Go to the ant
thou idle one-learn her ways and be
w;se NIB
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-04-09
AN ORDINANCE

Amending Section N of the Revised prdi.
nanccS OF Spanish Fork City
, BE u Ordained by the City Council OF Spanish
Fork City; P""'s"
Section THAT Section 81 OF the Revised Or.
dlnanoes OF Spanish Fork City be amended so
aN To read rs follows: w
section hS-The City Council, shall he COM
PoSed OF mayor, and i've, councilmen elecI o.,
a. provided by law; IL shall hold stated meet
lhRs on the hrst Wednesday.of each and every
month at the City Hall commencing NJ 500
o'clock p. m and adjourned meetings NAV bss
held from time to time as circumstances MAJ AZ
require The mayor or any two councilmen
may can special meetings by giving - hours
notice Ct II TO each member thereof served ner-
sohally' Ut lett AZ his usual place OF abode A
majority snail form quorum TO do business
section 2-Section AZ OF the Revised Ordi-
naneeS OF spanish Fork City, OF which this is
alnenIatory' he aud the same is hereby
Section S-This Ordinance shall take enec,
IRON anu after It's passage, and publication
PasSed BY the City Council of Spanish ForL
city the lith day OF March, a. D. IeOs
Attest; JAMES A. MARTELI Mnyor
LARS w. NIELSEN, Recorder.
state OF Utah, County OF Utah. Spanish Fork
|, l.. W Nielsen, Recorder In and for span-
,sh FORK city. Utah county, State of Utah.
hereby certify that the foregoing Is a full true
hhu correct copy OF an ordinance entitled IAN
Ori!nahce Amending Section ~ OF the Revised
ordinances OF Spanish Fork City
- raised by the City Council OF Spanish Fork
NV, utah county, Utah, on the 18th day OF
In witness whereof have hereunto afiixed INV
Dmclal signature and the corporate seal OF
spanish Fork city this 18th day OF March lgs
I'EH'-l l.. w. NIELSEN.
Recorder
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-04-09
AN ORDINANCE

Relating to the rate and time for sA,.,
quor licenses may be granted, and rene en H.
aeann s obaSer An o. ,hs
nances Of Spanish Fork City Utah oa Ofdi-
State Of Utah, relating TO fntoxicat,yDUSu n,y,
quorS. III
BE ii ordained by the City Council o, sr.,,,
Fork City: punish
Section THE following amounts chan
and are hereby established as the chssan be
liquor licenses under the ordinances az ~ l9r
city, to wilt: hls
As a Manufacturer, 5000 90 per annum.
As Retail Dealer, 5000 90 per annum
As Wholesale Dealer, 5000. 90 per AMIN
As Druggist, 500. 90 per annum. ""um;
All said sums shall be payable in adv.
and shall entitle the licensee TO condns.,ce
more than one place OF business thereunSSsc.. no
shall entitle no one other than retail desSess
Section 2-Licenses issued hereunder ~.
not be for a period longer than one year sI nl
for less period than three mouths; ProviidnsoSr
the la quarter OF the year. IL shall be ssans
for the unexpired portion Of the year issued
Section THAT An Ordinance AmendIn.
Section ~ s GnaIter = Of the Revised o
ty. State OF Utah, relating TO fntoxica,,nNeou n-
quors, passed on the 9Th day OF February n n
1907, be and the same is hereby repealed AZ
Passed by the City Council OF Spanish ro.,
City the i4th day OF March, A. ID. i9os. ''fK
Attest: JAMES MARTELL.
,y Mayor
~ w. NIELSEN, Recorde,
State OF Utah, County Of Utah. Spanish Fo.,
City SIS. TUX
/, L. w. Nielsen, Recorder in and for sro.
ish Fork City, Utah County, State Of TIp ,as
hereby certify that the foregoing is a mi
true, and correct copy Of on ordinance en,i, li
IAN Ordinance relating to the rate and inv
for which liquor licenses may be granted ' ars
repeating an ordinance entitled An Ordina"nanui
viset Ordinances Of Spanish Fork CITY, r,st
county, State OF Utah, relating to intoSicS,SOaa
liquors."
Passed by the City Council OF Spanish ro,.
City, Utah county, Utah, on the lith dav !,
March. A. ID. 1908, '
In witness whereof have hereunto af,,oa
my official signature and the corporate Seal ~
Spanish Fork City this 18th day OF March n
1908. L o. NIELSEN ~
ZEAL .o Recorder
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-04-09
Burglars in Our Midst.

No doubt it had been planned by some
one to break into either the Post Office
or the Bank of Spanish Fork Monday
night, as Night Police Eph Rowe heard
some fellows prowling around south of
the postoffice and in searching the prem
Uses, scared off the would-be burglars.
Tuesday they found around the base
ment south Of the Post Office, tools
which had disappeared from the r. G.
w, hand car house, consisting of a
large claw bar, spike maui, a file, a
fish plate wrench, Ratchet, etc.
Tuesday night Marshal Dart and police
man Rowe arrested couple of suspic-
ious looking characters and locked them
up in the city Jail. Wednesday Deputy
Sheriff Hales and Marshal Dart work
ed on the case and decided to take
them to the county Jail at Provo. This
morning they were taken to Provo by
BY Hales, handcuffed.