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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-11-22
How to Succeed in Golf and Life.

Every stroke is clean, and there is
never the least frittering. When he
misses ball, or makes bad shot. he
tries 1t over and over again until he has
accomplished what ho set out to do.
This extreme care was particularly
noticeable one morning. Upon missing
a shot on the green, lie putted again.
But the ball fell short.
THAT was cowardlyl' he exclaimed.
Another went wild, and he said firm
ly: 81 am too nervous
AS third ball rolled too far, he com
mented: THAT was not well thought
out -
Finally, when he had holed out, be
exclaimed. "There, that shot was Just
rightt-fearless, well thought out, and
If he had been asked to epitomizo
his game of finance, he would doubt
lessly have used the Same three at.
tributives. There is u further resem-
blance. Although no one could ever
accuse Mr.. Rockefeller OF being delib-
erately dishonest in golf, there are GER
tain Irregularities which make an OBJ
server and some of mis- companions
smile. II the ball falls in a bad spot,
Mr.. Rockefeller with say, with panied
expression on his face: ooh, that rock
going to spoil good drive
Then he viii lift it out into clear
space and ask: "That' s all right, ism t
it9" to tho opponent looking on.
One of his caddies has n long white
rod, which he places in front Of Mr..
Rockefeller ball, to mark the exact
direction of the drive. No others have
such a guide-pole.-From Golfers.
PRACTICABLE every cItv Of any size I'm
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-11-22

minds, individually helpless. swept into
Crime and Court and Prison by social
floods they cannot fathom and can
not resist-Hampton s Broadway Mag
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-11-22

ing under BRIDGE shouted the brake
man, as he swung on to the last car
and went grinning out of town.
Batesville (Ark) Enterprise.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-11-22
This Is a Jokei

"Run over a cow this morning up
above Coffeyville,' said the brakeman
to reporter. Glow did it happen?"
asked the reporter. ''She was drink
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-11-22

"James-frst-twe four ("By
works man is justified. and not b.
faith only ')-Harper 8 Weekly.
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Tribune Want Ads.
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Japan has a trolley line.
A camel can carry q load thrice the
weight of a horses capacity.
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You heeS Tsduh great cv
eexpan the wosr eG@tsf thA0 n g
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-11-22
HONEST DEALING,
GUARANTEED CURES.
REASONABLE PRICES.
BY FNEH ~ I'D RESULTS.
VARICOCELE

Cured by absorption: no pain. The er-
largcd veins are due TO uaumps, bicycle
or horseback riding, disease. etc. In time
II weakens a man mentally as well as ply
slcally. We VIII cure you for life o.
make no charge.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14

tutions. Formerly they were paid
over in bulk now they are paid by in
stallmentS, as needed.
Mr.. Vo1rheei said that. the appro-
priations maze for 1907-08 ($4,6l8,4 07-
N added to the amount available dur
ing the year upon contracts already
made aggregated $4,000, 635, 80, or with
in Sl4, 2T3 05 of the estimate of re-
sources for the year 1908, made by the
Comptroller in his last annual report.
The small balance would be mo than
wiped out by appropriations carried in
the supplemental bill to be passed at
the present session.
In a speech made in 4 he Senate re-
Gently, SEM tor Frelinghuysen, of
Somerset county, in advocating a
more economical policy, read an esti-
mate Of the new obligations that
would be imposed on the treasury by
some of the bills introduced. These
aggregated between 5000 900 and $780,
600 and were mainly for salaries for
new commissions and boards it was
proposed TO create.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14
MORRISTOWN'S..
SHADE De: TREES
Causes Of Injury 20 Street Tree,
with Specimen Views Of
Mutilated Trees.
SOME OF THE CAUSES OF INJURY

The Shade Tree Commission recent.
ly called the attention of the public,
among other things, to the kind OF
trees and method of planting which
seemed to them best for streets.
When MorristOwn in the future may
obtain parks and Fairgrounds as
breathing places for its citizens and
children, these will b. under the care
of the commission but as none now
exiSt-the title to the Green being
held by trustees-the commission has
no authority or responsibility except as
to shade trees lining the streets.
A slightg glance at some of our streets
will prove what deplorable condition
many of the sidewalk trees are in.
Take Speedwell and Sussex avenues as
examples: the street trees show the
raVages that for years have been made
by those two enemies of all street
trees, horses and small boys.
The following is q picture of a side
walk tree standing on one of our ave-
nues in a very conspicuous position,
probably injured years ago by horse
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Hahne Co., Broad, New and Hasey Sts, Newark, N ].

On walking up one of our avenues
we find that most of the trees show
signs of chopping with Ratchet. prob
ably done by the small boy armed for
the purpose of cutting down valuable
Norway spruces fof Christmas time,
and on his way for that ruthless work.
There are rows of beautiful street trees
in our town which have each received
a cut as such a boy passed. Cannot
something be done to restrain such de-
structive habits? If.nothing else, per-
haps clear statement to the children
in our schools might help in develop
ing a thoughtful habit which would
make for preservation rather than de-
|struction.
The following cut shows several trees
seriously injured probably by horses
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14
TREASURER
CALLS A HALT
Extravaganza Of Recent LegiS-
latures Leads to Anxiety
Over the Treasury.
THE oUTGo EXCEEDS INCOME

Republicans leaders are becoming
anxious about the condition of the
State Treasury. Past warning against
continuing the policy of extravaganza
have been unheeded, but when Sena-
tor Avis, last Monday evening, declared
that the ever-increasing demands on
the State fund and the loss of revenue
from the miscellaneous corporation
tax have so depleted the treasury as to
make absolutely necessary an .addi-
tional income from some source, the
leaders became alarmed.
The Gloucester Senator was advocat-
ing the passage of his bill reServing
for the use of the State from the main
stem railroad tax an amount equal to
three-fourths instead of one-half of
one per cent, on each dollar of rail-
road property assessed. This, would
add to the treasury about 100000 a
year, and reduce correspondingly the
amount allotted to reduce the school
tax.
One prominent Republican pointed
to the fact that whereas there was a
treasury balance of about S3,0O0,0O0 on
October 81, 1903, it had been reduced
to about 81, 100000 last October, arr
there was report that the State S
balance in the bank had been over
drawn in February: also that accord
ing to the official figures of the State
Comptroller the State has been for
three years spending more than it's re-
ceipts-$ 1882, $500 in 1904-5, $773, 500 in
1905 6, and 1854, 7l2 last year.
State Treasurer Voorhees, has been
advising retrenchment in expendi-
lures, and when his attention was di-
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rected to the statement made above,
he said it was true that the State has
been for three years spending more
than its income. According to official
reports, Mr.. Voorhees, said, the gross
receipts of the State for the year end
ing October 81, 1905 were $4 $685. 075. IS,
and its disbursements "a $50, $1,000
showing-a deficiency Of S82, 520.85. For
1906 the receipts were 81 .4O2, $3.50
and the disbursements SIG, 474 Is, a
deficiency of $773, 506.74. For 1907 the
receipts were $4,6O2, o99.S3, and the
disbursements IS, 366, S12. IS, a def
cheney of S764,712.95.
That means, :" said the treasurer,
I" that In three years the treasury ball
ance has decreased by more than ST.,
100000. This process of spending more
than your income can't continue for
ever without deficit"
Treasurer VOORHEES, was emphatic
in the statement that it was time a
halt should be called upon the increase
of expenditures, even for purposes
worthy and commendable. No State
had the right to live beyond its in
come, orSpend more money than it re-
ceived, no matter what the object Of
the expenditure; and in view Of this
condition it is financial policy great
| ly to be deprecated to continue to
create commissions, new offices and
new functions of government, all Of
which will add greatly to the expendi-
lures of the State, when our insane
asylums and penal and charitable in
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14
Estitutions are utterly inadequate to
the demand upofl them.

stitutions are utterly inadequate to
the demand upon them.
Mr.. VOORHEES, declared that it was
not true that bhe States account was
overdrawn in February. He said that
the treasury balance at the time Of
Governor Forts Inauguration was
only 100000, as was stated by ex-Gov-
ernor Stokes in-ahis message. There
were then liens upon it in the way of
salaries and fixed charges of $500, 900,
and If it had not been for the law of
last year turning into the treasury the
receipts from the various State insti-
buttons, there would have been def
cit and the State wonld have become
a borrower Some relief was also Sc
cured by the change in method of
making disbursements to State insti-
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A serious error seen in many streets

A serious error seen in many streets,
of too many shade trees, must be guard
ed against; no full grown shade tree
should stand nearer another than fifty
feet. If it is desired to have more
shade in the early years of the growth
of the trees, planting twenty-five feet
apart might be permissible, provided
the alternate trees be removed in due
time.
Another injury besides those already
mentioned is that committed by the
Telt phone and Electric Light CONF a.
MES in anchoring their poles to trees
with heavy wires and cleats that will
in time surely destroy the tree. Those
now placed should be at once removed
and none allowed IN the future These
companies have also in many cases I'M
necessarily cut large limbs from the
center of the trees and greatly distig-
ured them for the purpose of passing
their wires through them. Such in
juries it will be the duty of the Shade
Tree Commission in the future to pre-
vent.
AS for injury from horses. we must
appeal first to better appreciation of
our citizens to the Importance of the
sub. ect as well as the law, and secondly
to the police to enforce the law as it
now stands. The law on this subject is
stated imam ordinance passed by our
Common Council when George t. Cobb
was mayor, and which in effect visits
the offense of cutting, ETC., with fine
of So and costs; and for any person al
lowing horse to stand by or be tied
to a street shade tree to fine from So
to SIS.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14
THE BEST CURE FOR CoLIc IN
HORSES.

Collie is usually the result of indigestion,
caused by sudden changes of feed, too long
fasting, food given when the horse is ex-
hausted, new hay OF grain, or large qaun-
titles of green food.
Every horse owner should keep Sloan's
Sure Collie Cure in his stable as an insur-
ance against collie, for an attack of colie is
liable to come on without warning at any
time, and Sloans Sure Collie Cure is the
safest and best remedy to use. 1t acts in
stan tly on the stomach and bowels and car
be given by woman or a child.
81 cured horse With collie that had beer
treated by good veterinary surgeon fol
forty eight hours, " writes Mr., R. A. Pierce,
of cohutta Springs, Ga. "The horse was
about dead and the owner said he wouldn
take FIVE cents for him. I gave him three
doses of Sloan 5 Sure Collie Cure and he w
up and eating hay in ten minutes"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14

ficed is st. AIMS Church For Deaf
Mutes, located on Washington heights,
New York city. There is trained
choir of five young ladies, who sing by
spelling out the words of the hymn In
concert. accompanying this operation
by a rhythmical motion of the hands
and arms, which seemingly has on the
audience all the soothing effects of
perfect music set to noble words"
To behold the entire congregation
keeping time with their hands and
is given out for congregational singing
has weird but not an unpleasant
effect. This Is the perfect devotion Of
silence, music in the heart If not in
the ears, harmony perfect in the mind
and unmarried by any chance discord
of sound. Just how the deaf mute can
imagine music without ever having
heard it is a problem for the psycholo-
glst. At any rate those in attendance
at these services have musical con-
cept of their own, as their very evil
dent enjoyment Of the songs testifies.
The sermon is preached in the same
way. Not word is uttered, yet the
nimble hands of the preacher are elo-
quent and convey an impression to an
observer even if he does not know the
sign language. AS for the mutes them
selyesj they strain forward eagerly to
catch every sentence and enjoy the
flights of oratory evidently quite as
much as do those who have ears to
hear. ~,->..,
The members Of the congregation
they can scarcely be called auditors
come not only from the metropolis and
its environs. but from cities even as
far away as Baltimore and Rochester.
There are several hundreds of them
gathered together each Easter to re-
new the acquaintance of school days
and to enjoy the soul uplift of attend
ing devotional services all their very
own.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14
Mems Easter Hats

The sombrero Is in STYLE this season
in Mexico
The Panama is the proper thing on
the Panama canal boats.
Golf caps-but then it is not good
form to play golf on Easter Sunday.
The plug is worn by all proper per-
sons who drive plug horses or chew
plug tobacco.
This is really the last season when
the Rough Rider hat is officially the
mode.
Avoid nightcaps, and you'll always
be able to see for yourself If your hat
IS on straight.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14
TWO Methods.

Amateur Farmer Why, yes, reckon
on raising enough to supply my table,
and If there's any oyer I'll send it to
market. Isn't that what you do?
Professional Farmer-Waal, no, not
exactly. l reckon on raisin' enough to
send to market, an If there's any over
supply my table.--Puck.
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Not Embarrassed.

'Have your clashes with the courts
embarrassed your"
mot at ALL" answered Mr.. Dustin
Stax. every time am fined and do
not pay feel that have added just
that much to my earnings Washing
ton Star.
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Revelations.

"Your girls father is something Of a
grouchy person, isn't heT" asked the
casual friend.
YES" replied the young man I'M
thinkingly; "he is confirmed kicker"
And then he wondered why every
body smiled.
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Deep Reasoning.

Skinner announces that he's selling
everything below cost l wonder
what he means by thatT'
II think he means below what they
ought to cost his customers If his GUS
toners were to pay as much as he
pretends they're worth. Philadelphia
Press.
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Possible Exclamation

"Why is it, asked the dear girl,
"that the. bridegroom's attendant is
called tile best manY"
Il suppose it's because he is the best
off," growled the fussy old bachelor
Chicago News.
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Pertinent Query.

eyes," said the man with the fringe
on the bottom of his trousers, Il have
followed the races for years"
mo prospect of your ever catching
up with them, is thereg' queried the
wise guy.--Chicago News.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14
confIictinq Toots.

Mifkinsr-I wonder why Windig does
not 90 to work.
Bifkins Oh, guess he's SO busy
blowing his own horn that he can't
hear the factory whistle. = st. Louis
Post Dispatch.
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Deaf Mute
GasterCbolr
By JAMES A. EDCERToN.

copyright, 1908, by James A. Edgerton1
WN Easter service conducted in
silence. choir and congreGa-
tional singing without the
making of a sound, an elo-
quent resurrection sermon preached
without the speaking of word-that
Is the unique accomplishment of
New York church. To an ordinary
man or woman that sort of service
would be puzzling and without mean
ing, but if such a one should visit this
particular church and should observe
the rapt expressions on the faces of
the congregation he might gain some
inspiration from them, if not from the
programme itself.
The church in which this strange
method of observing Easter is prac-
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14

Patience-I see it is said that a
whaleran Ednain under water an hour
and a half
Patrice- Seems an awful long time
to have % keep the mouth shut, doesn't
it?- Yonkers Statesman
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14

Guiseppi Scarandino was shot to
death in an Italian boarding house
row in Summit on Sunday night where
christening was being celebrated
The row started in the house and con-
tinued on Park avenue where the
shooting wasvdune. The police have
arrested Thomas GrOcco charged with
the murder.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14
Molly CoddIcd.

maidenhood
She became milliner's model.
5onnets locked exceeding good
On her pretty NOODLE.
When she married, Molly cried,
Same as when she used to toddle.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-04-14

Excepting Up With the Band"
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n ow was M oily
Modified
BY her hub by
model?
Hubby bought the
milIiner's store
Truly he was
rightly model
ed). |
Hats has Molly by
the score
Thus she's Molly {
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-12-09
Cntnrrh Cannot be Cnrcd.

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as
they cannot reach the seat OF the dis
ease. Catarrh is a blood or consti-
tutional disease and in order 20 cure
it YOU must take internal remedies
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internal
ly. and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh
Cure is not a quack medicine. II was
prescribed by one OF the best physic-
lans I'm this country for years and Is
regular prescription. II Is COM
posed OF the best tonics known. COM
bined with the best blood purifiers,
acting directly on the mucous sur
faces. The perfect combination OF
the two ingredients is what produces
such wonderful results In curing Ca
tarrh. Send for testimonials free.
+. j. CHENEY a CO., Props, To-
ledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con
stipation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-12-09
ACTOR SHOT BY
IRATt HUSBAND
f1rnl,ed press Leaaea Vic. }


Bakersfield. Cal. Dec. 9.--Hover-
ting between fife and death today AZ
rian Won Plank. an actor from port
land. Oregon. who was shot bv New
ton pIacker. n teamster. signed the
foIlowing ante-mortem statement.
"Pelieving that 7 vii, not recover
T make tho following as my DYING
statement:
"1 wps shot four or FIVE time hy
NJ R'ockor. husband % tho woman
vrho wac With mo IN nv bedroom
.rtroo ~ Tho bullets took effect In mT
chest Cs'rred)
"ADR1AN Won plank
THO -tatemont was witnessed nv
NJ z. r. Torr. A. q. NILS and Nrs
Vt Fricls. a nurse.
Piacter hrnl,e into = room IN mo
Grand Hotol here ard found HI wf'
v,t4b tbe actor. Plscker saws ho on
90 eed IN hand ~ hand encornt"r
r,t,b Won p'anl- before he shnt h'rn
mt N-- pIacke~ declares thnt tN'
te,rs,er fred without ziviug h'e on
nr,,. y chancn ~ defend h'mee'f
Nrrs pIacker. who T. ~ the homo
- sr,ends horo eteadfastlv den'e-
,b,t bor conduct WITH Won Plank wn7
,rrnroner end TODAY reiterated ths'
ber bushand's susn'cions acainsf rHr
woro nnfounded. She sa'a thaf ~ .
mot yop plank three dave ago. on'
.hst M conduct toward her was ~
ways proper.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-12-09
TAFT AND
CANNON
CONFER
Omitted Press Leased Wire

Nbhlteu IIesS Leased Wire
Washington, Dec. 9-presidart.
elect Taft and Speaker Cannon We
In conference this morning for s1
hour and a half. At the concl.sior
OF the meetig Mr.. Taft said that hot.
had agreed not TO disclose anv of ~.
details It is believed, howeyer. tia,
the tariff was the subject under dis.
cussion.
President-elect Taft has announce
that the projected revision of th1
tariff laws will be a thorough wo-t
and that the promises Of tha partv r.
relation TO the question will be ca.
ried out.
Cannon Is reported to hold vieus
7imilar to those OF Taft on the uues.
tion. and II is believed that no con.
trovery occurred between the newl-.
elected president and the speaker.
A conference will be held m r
o'clock tomorrow afternoon AZ the
home OF Representative Nichol9
Longworthy with members OF N
ways and means committee. having
tariff revision under consideration
and at the conclusion a statement tu
the public will be issued.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-12-09
KELLOGG AFTER
UNDERSIGNED H0N0RS
Omitted Press Leased Wire)

New York, Dec, 9.-L. j. Drake. OF
the Indiana standard OH Company,
on the stand this morning In the SUI;
OF the government 10 dissolve the
Standard III Company, endeavored
TO prove that his own company was
responsible for the general introdue-
tion OF garoline. Attorney Kellogg
for the government forced the wit
ne.s to admit that his firm was not
pioneer in this phase of the oil In
dustry.
The technical testimony OF more
witnesses was read into the record
during the day.
One bit OF testimony Introduces
showed that 95 per cent OF the fret
grade Illuminating oil sold at a profit
OF three cents gallon.
A crosl-examination Of the witness
brought ont the fact that he failed
to remember any other fact in con-
nection with the profits OF the Stand-
ard ON Comnany.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-12-09
DAIRY CONVENTION
AT SALEM TWO DAYS

ton committee is in session this al
ternoon. making arrangements for
tho public reception to be given az
the Illihee club Thursday evening
from to 10 o'clock.
There will be a continuous pre-
gram devoted to dairy interests for
two days. and all Salem people are
urged to attend these sessions. Tne
Dairy Association f. being enter
tained under the auspices of the
Board OF Trade and the Business
Mems League.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1908-12-09

The state Dairy Association Will
meet at Salem Thursday and Friday,
and the daily ses ions will be held at
the Liberty theatre from 10 a. m. TO
6 n. m. A canvass has added 125
annual memberships to the associa-
ton at Salem.
The most noted dairy expert in the
state will be at salem to take part
on the program. The exhibits are be
ing installed in the large room over
the Salem Hardware Company's store
on Commercial street. and the receP-