The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-14

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There is whole lot of talk a5ar- ..,
wages. but not much is said abou, .r,,,o.
or the price of potatoes Yet wonder 4. w.. ..0
that the workers should kick
Georgia's peach crop for 1905 f. f. r...
will be failure. Another distressing ta.rr..
naturally humid country going ~Irr- 5r Loo.
ton.
BIissful ignorance is the kind .- dom. ,,..
we've got.
It's mighty hard thing for mar. not +, f..
mad at his wife when he finds he's torro-..,
replenish his supply of cigars
The vcriest amateur could produce as .s,,.t
tory weather as Dr. Hyatt did the past wee, ~.
ten days.
The Mardi Gras festivities in New Orleans. -r
be followed by Mardi Gras carnival -hrous,,r
the year.
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appeal more strongly to the average man IA
we're just guaranteed something to deposit
Hiram Percy Maxim has invented no--
gun. Now if he viii ezpend some energy
noiseless firecracker for Fourth Of July c,-
tons he will have earned recognition worth vii.
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| equal to two spoOnfuls of any other brand
How could it be expected that ~staud-pares'
or tariff reformers should know anything about
financial legislation. anyway!
The prohibition wave sweeping the country
dry" one, but the news is very interesting even
in semi-arid region.
A fellow was fined S25 in the police court Las,
week for stealing ham. The Judge probably wa
not aware of the retail price of ham, or he uou
have held the prisoner for grand larceny. or mads
tie fine at least equal to the selling price Of The
ham
The Massachusetts legislature is discussing
bill prescribing certain regulations to prevent pre-
mature burial, or burial alive. Probably seeking
prevent any sons of Massachusetts becoming can
didates for the vice presidency.
There is element of refinement in the safe
crackers business. They make their raid and u
settle business conditions. But they promote het
own prosperity, which is the one essential to MOD
ern finance.
No, gentle reader, Esperanto is not a new cure
but new cause, for headache.
Love and Justice are blind so they may not Sc
the crimes committed in their names
The one pleasing feature of a session Of cor
gress is that it finally draws to a conclusion
When the nation gets all those submarines built
we will have to go to war to prove the wisdom
the patriots who authorized their construction.
A boy sowing his wild oats is fixing up a weed
patch that will require good deal of hoeins be
fore he can become useful citizen.
An entertaining feature of self-study is th''
you learn a few things about yourself that otha
people have known for long time
If you seek advice, be assured your heart is sub
young. When you seek to give advice, be no: cure
OF anything further than that you may become
nuisance
Lovers insist upon the one word from the lo7a
one to make them happy ever after. But that QUO
word never has yet been the last of it.
1t should be remembered that It's mighty p''i
for the unhappy that their misfortun@
are largely of their own making Charity, charity
If the street sweepers were paid by the amour
of dust they raise they would all quit aa
smoke the big cigar on brokers' row every at''
noon.
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