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Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
Orange Honey.

Mix together the juice of three or.
anges, the grated rind of one, q
small cupful of sugar. tablespoonful
of butter and the beaten yolks of two
eggs. Cook over a slow fire, stirring
constantly, until clear and as thick
as honey Serve cold.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
Animal Post Cards.

A set of eight attractive post cards, in
I'VE colors. showing wild animals in the
waukee. will be mailed you on the re-
ceipt of II cents (coin or stamps). In
teresting 10 grown people and children.
Address The Evening Wisconsin Com
pany, Milwaukee, Wis.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

was the matter I
kept going down and
down until | was Il
physical wreck. I
h a d smothering
spells, flashes of heat
over the kidneys.
and pain in passing
the kidney secre-
lions. which contain
ed sediment. My hus-
band urged me ~
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

So far, no mechan-
zeal power has been
which equals
the hand beating.
In these so-called
egg heaters the pad
dies, instead of beat
ing the egg, gener-
ally reyOlve in a
circular path, which
stirs, but does not
beat the egg.
The nearest ap-
prOach to hand beat
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

"Ah. I see you are married. eX-
claimed the merchant.
No. sir" replied the applicant for a
position, II got this scare in a railroad
accident '-BOhemiaD.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
ArbOreal.

so your son-in-law has a family
tree?"'
Yes" answered Mr.. Cumrox, but
I'm kind o suspicious that some of US
American citizens aren't going about the
work of preserving the forests the right
ay."-Washingto Star.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
Done with Work.

81 suppose Dremer is still pottering
along al his inventions''
We'll, lie has actually perfected Il
great labor saving scheme al last"
You don't mean it?'' -...".~s~e'
Yes, he's going to marry Miss Rich
ey."-Philadelphia Press
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

"Johnny, where's your sister,"
up in her room"
Il quarreled with her yesterday and l
am sorry; won't you go and ask her if
she'll make up?"
"She's maxim up now" - Houston
Post
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
Bad Effects from Cold.

Mr. NJ J. Deutsch. Secretary building
Material Trades Council. 151 Washing
ton St, Chicago, H., writes:
Il have found your medicine to be
unusually eficacious in getting rid Of
bad effects from, cold. and more espe--
cially in driving away all symptoms of
catarrh with which | am frequently
troubled.
THE relief Peruna gives in catarrhal
troubles alone is well worth the price
per bottle ! have used the remedy for
several years now"
Spells of Coughing.
Mrs c. Il. Long writes from Atwood,
Colorado, as follows:
when | wrote you for advice my
little three-year-old girl had cough
that had been troubling her for four
months. She took cold easily. and
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
Carries WEIGHT.

Pa" asked Freddy, what is a social
scalef"
"Generally speaking" replied Pa. its
a place where they weigh money. DO
hemian
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
A Baby to Brighten Your Home.

Thirty babies. boys and girls for your
home. We wish good homes. Apply tc
the Superintendent Of the State Public
School, Sparta, Wis, for further in
formation.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

While the Belgian electric street rail
way lines in Tientsin, China, do not as
vet pay much, the Chinese are riding on
the cars in ever increasing numbers, and
in few years. the company expects to
make handsome profits.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
ASK Yo-r GROCER for Mour-Pie.n

If your grocer is one of the few who have
not "OUR-PIE' Preparation in stock send
his name and 10 cents to D-Zerta Food Co.,
Rochester, n. Y, and they will mail you
full size, two pie package free. Three
kinds, for making delicious lemon chocolate
and custard pies. Put up by D-Zerta Food
Co., Rochester, n. Y.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
Cream puTS.

Mix to a smooth paste one cup -four
and one cup boiling water, then add
half cup butter and place on fire. Cook
one minute, stirring steadily stand
aside and let cool. When cold break in
three eggs, one at a time, and beat
hard. Drop by large spoonfuls OH a
Well-greased pan, leaving plenty Of
room to spread. Bake twenty-five min
utes in a steady but not too hot oven.
Don't open door for this length of time
When cold make rich cream for filing
l use one large cup sweet milk, half
cup sugar. quarter cup flour, one egg
beaten. Stir over the fire until it thick
ems and flavor with vanilla. Makes
about eighteen puffs
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
How lie Caught Them.

A Georgian minister gave notice that
he would preach from the text, "HO,
Everyone That Thirsteth." The church
was damned even to the exhaustion of
standing room, and there was a good
sized overflow trying to hear the call
through the windows.-Detroit Free
Press
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
An Evening Song.

When you hear de wind a BLOWN
All aroun' de cabin do,
And it's startin' in a snowin'
Till de moon can't shine no mo-.
Don't you worry, honey chile;
Go to bed an dream awhile,
Cause de sun is boun' to smile
Same as what it did befo.
Don't you member how de roses
Used to blossom bright an gay!
New dem roses dey jes' dOzes
Waitin' fob de summer day.
Shadows wasn't made fob you;
60 to sleep until dey's through,
Same as what de roses do
Honey, OATS de proper way.
Washington Star.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

Louisville recently increased the
water rates to an amount that will add
$4,000 to the receipts. The depart.
ment was running behind
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

-Orsa in Sweden, has. in the course of
a generation. sold S5.5500OO worth of
trees. and by means of judicious replant
ing has provided for a similar income
every thirty or forty years. There are no
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teethinG; softens the gums. reduces In.
Examination. allays pain cures wind collie. %
cents Il bottle.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
OId-Fashioned Indiau rudding.

OTd-Fas hioned Indian Kidding.
Heat three cups of milk in a double
boiler and stir into it by the handful a
half cup Of yellow meal, with which
has been mixed a half teaspoonfuI of
salt. Cook for half an hour. stirring
often. At the end of this time have
ready in a bowl half 4 cupful Of mo-
lasses and a tablespoonful of bitter,
well beaten together, stir the milk and
meal into this and add 4 teaspoonfUl of
mace, cinnamon and ginger, mixed, and
two eggs whipped light Beat hard be-
fore turning into a buttered pudding
dish. Bake covered in a steady oven
for nearly an hour Stir we'll from the
bottom and then brown on top.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
Kimbalps Anti-Rheumatic Ring


For - years has cured suffering humanity
Price s.. Booklet Of testimonials sent Free
j. II. Alen y Co. AllNm Snuarc. 81. pnul
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

try Doan's Kidney Pills. and at last |
did so. They did me much good and
used in all eight boxes, which restored
me to perfect health"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box
Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo, y. Y.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
In 19-Somethiug-esse

1.-THE dead man found on the Eiety-fivc
story building is believed to have fallen
from a neighboring roof. He WIS ter
ribly crushed. success Magazine.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
There is NOTHING TOO

There is NOTHING TOO
GOOD for the American
people-that's why we started
to make CascaretS Candy
Cathartic. The first box made
its appearance in 1896, and the
enthusiastic endorsement of
the people has been bestowed
upon Cascarets ever since.
The sale today Is at the
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

Dance and all Nervous Diseases
= Permanently Cured by DR. Kline Greet
Nerve Restorer Free - trial bottle and treatise
DR. X H. KLINE Id, s3l Street, Philadelphia, Pa
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
9SEyksIA9ksTl[pl
Egg-Beater.

Obviously, the object OF all mechan-
icaI egg-beaters is to initiate the move
ment Of the hand in beating the egg.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

Two other Italian streams. the Anene
and the Coltenna, are to be harneSsed in
order to generate electrical power.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
SPRING KIDNEY TROUBLE
VividIy Described by One who Has
Suffered from 1t.
MrS IL Mi1f

Mrs H. Mutzabaugh, of Duncannon.
Pa, says:'I was sick and miserable all
last Spring and as ! did not know what
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
Spells of Coughing.

The German population is increasing
by 100000 a year; the British by 300,-
600; our own by more than 100000.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

Garfield Tea cannot but commend itself
to those desiring a laxative at once SIN
pie, pure, mild, potent and health-giving.
It is made of Herbs. All drug stores.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

relieves tired or overworked eyes, stops
eye aches, congested, infamcl ~ sore
eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros,
Buffalo, \. Y.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

Glazed kid is moing into popular IA
yor as q shoe leader.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

"A church building on the Island of
Maize is built of blocks of white coral.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

The woolly taste in mutton is said to
be due TO slow dressing of the carcass.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

BED WETTNG s gfo' cure, ys or Pss 5ssaHa
for children adalts. Price 81 q Bottle 4
bottles for So
Is - oE- G. e-5 II MIC AR~ CO
+25 Eleventh Ave, Milwaukee, WIS
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

NORTH DAKOTA AND EASTERN MONTANA
LANDS. Now is your opportunity 40 gei a
cheap home along the c. NJ. y ST. Fnsul ny. 80,
ooo acres to select from. $500 10 $1,000 per
acre We can locate Won Il free Ffoylesten, 4
adjoining the land You buy. C. r F'FII.AND
X CO, 400 Phoenix Rldg.. Minneapolis Mum.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17

WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS
please say you saw the Advertisement
in this paper.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1908-04-17
Nothing Too
Good
For the
American People


BOXES MONTH proving that the American people recog
nize that what is BEST EOR THEM is too good
La Junta tribune., 1908-11-14
A Big Snap.

We are going to close out the
Bird Shull stock of shoes. which
we purchased at fifty cents on the
dollar, at one-half price. The big
sale commences today. Hurry up
and get your fit.
81 90 shoe goes at ...''-...''- 81 90
A $3.50 shoe goes at. .--...-..''' 81 30
A $500 shoe goes at ........'' 30
"A $500 shoe goes at...........- 50 90
$500 shoe goes at..s2 80
Come to our store early and get
the benefit OF full assortment
THE DRAPER SHOE G. CLIO. CO.
La Junta tribune., 1908-11-14

than any company on tn" road, tmoI.g
these is the wonderful Facoograph,
the latest invention in stage and
electrical contrivanceS. III. rent OF
which alone would pay tn" salari..,
of some road companies each week.
There are only three Of these great
machines ir use, one in London. ono
at the New York Hippodrome and on
in the Sunny Side OF Broadway"
Other effects in tn" show that cause
much raise to te bestowed upon
them are the Motor Boat effect.
the LobsterscOpe tn. Mirror effect.
while novelties ike n" original IIOrs
Dance, Circus numDrr and the Nur
sery Rhymes number. sung by six
baby dolls with the large building
blocks are distinctive hits in them
selves Any one who has ever hcart
Poyle Woolfolk's music knows no
catcher melodies have ever been
written, and in the second edition of
The Suony Side Of broadway" he
has given Murray AMI Mack the best
OF his career.
The attraction viii play at the La
Junta Theatre. Tuesday. November
18th.
La Junta tribune., 1908-11-14
The Sunny Side Of Broadway"

Which is the Nh" # th,. A'trartic
offered 10y those famous originals
Murray& Mack could have bee.
called the Funny Side ui broadway
with the sam" apprnpriA'olr IS, a
it Is nothing tu' f,n in'"rnin sl-u
with catchy songs rom start To fin.
ish.
The first act shows Columbus Cir
tral Park in III" BACKGROUND, ana
the second act depicts tn. beautiful
Yale Campus at New Haven. Conn. Ii
addition 20 the elaborate stage sci
ungs the production Is equipped with
more novelties and electrical effects
The Washington times., 1908-09-06

The delicate touch Of hand embroidery
on linen collars is plain and simple.
one collar is studded with miniature
French knots, placed closely together
i'm orderly rows Another collar shows
a wild rose design in each corner and
one at the back. the petals filled In with
embroidered white seeds" A graceful
tendrn line joins the three ornaments.
A raised dot pattern is displayed on the
collar that closes at the center front.
A neat style Is embroidered in stripes
running from the top to the edge of the
collar tiny diamond breaks the Sc
verify Of each line in the center.
IN all art departments we see many
clever patterns of embroidery showing
the emblems use,I by the Moki and Nav
ajO Indians The most primitive ideas
are used, and in brilliant colors the EN-
broidered designs are really very notice
able and attractive For cushions. por-
there's. and stand covers the patterns
are shown in large or small designs.
on very thin lines the work is done
with bright threads, while heavier en-
bTOideTy floss is employed for larger
patterns
The latest vogue in towels shows a de-
mand for hand embrs'ideryy and some
very clever styles are displayed. Chief
among The numerous patterns will be
found the towel one and One-fourta
Yards long, each end cut with three
deep scaliops, each scalioD neatly notch
ed with miniature nOtches and finished
with narrow buttonhole stitch. Above
The Washington times., 1908-09-06

quite up-to-tomorrow should have
Norfolk IA cIlet that is double breast
ed. and nhCut a belt. But. as good
authorities agree. the coat is quite as
stylish If single breasted and with
belt hitherto. Just now, while We
are up at Lenox, he is wearing stock
lngs with plaid tops (see illustration
81. I really think ! shah have him
wear them when We return and when
he goes to school.
p summer the short socks with
plsid tops were worn by children
go us.r tuan ny laddie. They were
e,, 81 pretty, in pure white with a
plaid band at the top in shades Of
pink, cream color. and blue, he piGk
squares jus: matching in color the
mo squlto bites on the fat little legs.
And then ne gloves: 1 never saw
anything so dron as the small son OF
Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Iselin. When
was up at the dog show at Gedney
Farms, Howard WiHett's place, he
was walking hand in hand Uhe kid
die J mean. not HewardD bet ween his
goad-looking parents. His frock was
The Washington times., 1908-09-06
Delicate Touch of Hand Embroidery
Adds to Appearance Of Linen Collars

the notches dl be a neat design Of
solid embroidery. eyelet or conventional
embroidery patterns in a stencil effect,
soiidly worked. One clever design shows
a single row Of Joined links each link
made with seed stitches. This is easily
worked and the graceful patterns look
very attractive on towel. Another
simple pattern frequently seen IS
series of links and squares joined IN
edge Even fine huckab back viii show exc
quisite designs. mostly something IN
a neat blue or yellow color, often a deli
cate pink. literally mixed with white
dots or outlined circles.
A few minutes with Iace maker who
volunteered an explanation OF some or
the most used stitches IN lace work haE
been a real boon to one woman who now
has a family OF girls. With the trifing
knowledge which she received. although
Il is many years ago, she has been able
laces OF yokes and cuffs and other arti-
cles Of wearing apparel as well as
household line, so that they can hardly
be seen.
Any woman who has dabbled in Mex
lean dPaWnWOFk or in renaissance lace
can bring her knowledge to account
whenever she finds herself in similar
straits Even YalencienEes, with its
very fine mesh, can be mehded with very
fne thread in an imitation or the mesh
which viii escape ordinary observation.
repair, nor fits imitation. There Is 8
double lace knot which prevents the
thread from slipping which is needed for
any mesa and a picot such as Is charac-
teristic OF Irish lace needs only a httis
ingenuity.
The Washington times., 1908-09-06

simplicity al It's sweetest The ca ps
for children ia London are ali copied
from those seen in paintings by the
Old Masters. The Romuey caps are
lovely. Ia figure + one secs a giriie
with a cannon bah bonn,t Savng TO-
settes al each side over her ears Her
psletot IS of coachman's cloth, risp-
berry-red IN color and finished of lvith
straps and cloth bands The waite
vest has gold buttons and the tope
revers are Of sealskin.
A sensible lad among he people OF
cur set is 10 dress the girls. even ia
bitter cold weather. in fine white pique
They wear heavy ulsters. but the white
skirt shows below the coat Mrs De
Norselgh. always 80 crazy 10 be IN the
Umedght. went a bit too far. Her little
girl had a bright scarlet ,,oaL. n scar
let hat and Old-time pantalets m0di-
fed a bit), showing beneath her o-5-t.
You say, perhaps, you don believe [.
Well. 1 really saw her Ola Ff.h az
enue and the nurse had a big Irish
blush on her face. I thna It's shock
ing to put pantalets on your tahy just
to become socially prominent. I sim
PLY had visiting cards. a J>ac0ud col
lar and little things like that for my
dog. Matthew Launcelot II. in order
to make the society papers lotice ne
and give me more space,
SO many OF the sisters in society
dress exactly alike. one hears Of the
Sherman twins Qrene and Mildreel !;
the Pratt twins Constance and Beat
rice), ard they are not twins at al.
M. a.
Steele Cboth schOoigTrls). though one
is much taller and older than the
other, both wore beautiful pqiue frocks
rllis summer exactly alike to an EN-
broidered polka dos ~lih black sailor
hats. The Dutch necks were so low
they looked like adult deeollete. These
suits were beautifully embroidered,
but the rtque tailored suits FOR winter
have not = scrap Of embroidery or in
section
The daughters OF Mrs. William X
Vanderbilt, Margaret and Barbara
Rutherford (children OF her second
marriage) also dress alike. In winter
they wear quaint round bOnnets, suits
OF heavy corduroy, and carry big
muTs. one has fuzzy cr'mps standing
cut like a big ball or fluff at each side
of her face, and the other mas euris
of the old-fashioned sort taat are
brushed over a stick.
Many of the little walking suits Tor
fan have coats Of a bright ed or OF
some other CAV color worn srith a dun
striped gray skirt tnat has a hand al
the hem Of the same gorgeous color
as the coat. often the hat, the jack
ct and this gay banc apple on the
gray skirt are of the same color Above
band OF bright ced, for instance.
The Washington times., 1908-09-06

tips Of their fat little fingers. All
the BOYS at DodWorth's. as did their
fathers. work for an order a bit OF
blue ribbon called THE Golden Rule
Little Vanderbilt Whitney. Harry
Payne Whitneys boy, is ore of the
aspirants. I laughed so one day when
was there with little Cholly and
Prudy. Between dances Vanderbilt
ran across the room, just as though
the whole world were green fields for
small feet without any ballroom floor.
THAT is not nice" said NIr. DOd-
worth Gross the room as a gentle
man should" So with all the visitors,
and an the pupils seated. Vanderbilt
crossed the great hardwood tract with
all the courage Of his great-grand-
father, the doughty commodore. Now.
my Cholly. he did the same thing one
day and I thought he'd be expelled,
for when the Teprimand came he
shouted. I'D like to see you make
mer' II It weren't that his father Is
a Knickerbocker. disgrace would have
followed. for children incurabIy bois-
ferrous and saucy are often expelled
from the school When we 90 20
dancing school, we mothers sit around
the room and our boys must bring up
each chum in turn and make a for
NAL introduction, but L must say that
Choly does better at arithmetic than
at dancing or Introducing. And he
could tell. too. at an early age,
whether sugar was up or down Stocks
I mean. not candy). Little Cholly ia
so clever!
The Washington times., 1908-09-06

ul of.v-.s,.H.. a,Ies nigh aad tA.c
inches wiGo. But, come TO remembef
D.. Size had them when she was only
~o wears old They were always
~ed Go attach the little gifts she was
opposed 10 Send FoI that mar r.
r,u ugh. m} Boston bull Na-'rv
-s.ncelot il ohis mother was Pesgy
tistcphan-s Of the DAVIS.
80 rad little cards engraved 'yi.a
.S name
LITTLE CbolIys school suit. - he
The Washington times., 1908-09-06

wardrobes tile baby boys love their
blue jeans" best. Even his sailor
suit is not so important a possession
to the young American as are his
overaIls i'm which he romps, and in
which re plays that he is a carpenter.
q pigWber-Jac<-o in fact.
On a great country estate at LenOX
or Tuxedo the son OF the millionaire
who owns il and the son of the mana
ger who runs 10 make mud pies side by
side each, i'm his blue jeans. None or
the ba bies are born snohs. and neither
are there any who realize their in
teTiOrity 20 the rich, The small son
IF the gardener or manager never
knows that ne is less important than
his little co-worker in the mud As
Chn'ly sells me D am getting to be a
socialist but why not2 In England so
many IGi-s of title are allying them
selves with the laborins class. J re-
member the pert little codger, the son
of the coachman on p. A. B. Widener's
magnificent estate at Ashboufne. an
Peunsylvauia. one day p. - B. was
making a tour or inspection. The
pert ycunsSter followed him every
where ''WeU, my little man. said
P A r.. don't YOU know who I ann"
'-Er course 7 do. You're the man who
ride in my fathers carriages.
Of course there are people who take
particular pains to enlighten their
children in regard to their superiority
Of birth But Cholly and have been
most careful not TO let little ChoIlv
know that we belong TO the Four
Hundred II is. 7 think. rather nice of
MS. considering that Mrs George W.
vanderbilt never allows the gOverness
TO address her little daughter without
using her full name. Miss Cornela
Stuv-ves-ant Vanderbilt II really.
come to think OF IT, is exceedingly
nice Of us. when YOU take into account
who the Knickerbockers are. In fact
our butler. Snively. has boy. who is
FAR more uppish than our own dear
kiddie
Somehow. the little children born un-