Amador ledger., 1908-11-27
GLOBE SIGHTS.

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by his wife.
Better to live alone than to live
with the devil.
A fool soon finds out that he can
make a big noise.
Everyone should like his kin, but
everyone does not.
About all the government is good
for is to collect taxes.
There IS always something happen
ing to keep you excited.
No man seems TO be willing to com
promise before the fight.
Every time we look into a cuspidor
we feel ashamed of the men.
The hound seems to be country
dog; you seldom see one in town.
Boys don't like cry baby. And
men don't like a Cry baby, either.
A man who has fished much can
readily detect lie in fish story.
There. is entirely too much remedy
in this country that IS not applied.
When a barber steps out of his shop
a moment. a customer always comes
in.
Atchison men, when they return
from fishing trip, never count cat
fish.
Some girls CAD so much that they
get HON esick when they have to stay
at home.
Every woman who does the house
work knows what it is to eXceed the
speed limit
AS soon as man discovers that lie
cannot reform himself, he begins on
the world.
The notion that it is only possible
to sin or act foolish in saloon, is a
serious mistake.
When a man finds a nice oldfash-
Toned we'll, he also finds that not
long ago cat fell in it.
A man and woman can argue pleas
antly until they marry each other,
and then they can't.
A man stops hoping to be rewarded
as he grows older and prays that he
will not be punished.
When husband is mean, patience
in his wife is never regarded by any
of the neighbors as q virtue.
Give a woman rocking chair and
a handkerchief, and she is prepared
to cry with the whole world.
The swagger of pretty girl is very
often like the swaggeT of fighter
who thinks he can whip anybody,
AS soon as yellow shoes stop
they begin to look as
though Noah had worn them in the
ark.
Another thing to the credit of
Mother Dear: 1t never takes her
more than five minutes to "do' her
hair.
Whenever we pass an Italian fruit
stand, we note that the proprietor is
reading paper called Cristlfo
Columbo.
What hit manager OF an "UncIe
Tom s Cabin" show could make by
having Little Eva's ascension in an
airship.
In that search for something new
under the sun, look for woman
whose hair isn't coming out by the
handfuls.
We wonder how it feels to be
And we wonder how it
feels to have your son. Flaw live at
your house.
AS soon as circus bills are put up,
boys begin to call for 20 cents worth
of groceries when given the money
for % cents worth.
You can't make man mad by max
Ing fun of his doctor. Men are given
to abusing their doctors, but women
won't stand it.
1.-The men," you will always hear
some women say, in every crowd,
care all alike" And this is not in
tended as a compliment, either.
We have finally learned that a rail
road train never leaves before the APP
pointed time, but we still think that
a circus procession may possibly ap.
pear before neon.
'Banks of flowers" appears with
regularity in the society columns,
hut the only place where there are
really banks of flowers is not a society
event. At funeral.
Whenever woman says something
rejecting upon the men the other
women laugh, but when a man says
discreditable to q woman
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