The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1908-04-15
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rssr-shs shifted openly a my gas
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-s-lellF'-fs1- her face Ess q picture
when he- ere fen on the cupboard
ssesf where the breakfast foods live.
Sbe first asked what they were. and
voiubly explained the different sorts
frCD sand and shayings through pull
veriIe5 Ehisk-brooms.
Put surely you don't eat them?'
she Inquired
surely we do 1 returned val
izntly.
She gave q SOFT Of grunt. then
looked from the box she was holding.
Does Algernon eat them? she
asked il. z Observation-Disclosures
SOFT Of tone.
He eats oatmeal explained and
Il Vas funny 10 ses bow relieved she
looked for she had been distressed to
death 70 see him drink coffee al break
fast in place of the revered and tradi-
iionsl Tea. and ] suppose she feared
that be vas becoming fundamentally
'Amurrican.' But all she said was:
Aow. pOrridgeT
Then sudden thought occurred to
NED get her to taste one of those
breakfast foods She was holding a
box OF crispy sweet sort of things not
unlike popcorn
Taste IL. Amy urged: 1t doesn't !
have TO be cooked. you know. and it's !
rather fun TO eat il right out of the |
box
She looked darkly suspicious. then |
drew out a few fakes. holding them as
4 they were slumbering hornets with |
: potential sting. But 'sicked' her on.
and eventually she made the leap. | |
waited anXiously. and the suspicious 1
slowly left her face. making
-oOm for one OF rather pleased sur
Prise.
Not so nawsty." she pronounced.
md smiled q me. and from that mo
nent We were friends.
I've tried il on lots Of English peo-
lie since. and later events have never
allied TO confirm its infallibility. for
he unprogressive, UNACCEPTABLE mind
,etrays itself every time. So If you
want 10 marry an Englishman. invite
lin TO breakfast-and try it," she
.uished.