Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1908-06-19


ened kidneys and alIay troubles arts
Ing from inflammation of the bladder.
They are recommended everywhere.
Sold by:W. s. Harper and Manown &
Barnes.
A contemporary expresses surprise
because young woman in Kansas
City has been sent to Jail merely for
whacking lawyer over the head with
an umbrella. But possibly 1t wasn't
her umbrella.
Big cuts or little cuts, small scratch
es or big ones are healed quickly
by DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
II is especially good for piles. He
sure TO get DeWitt,s. Sold by w
>. Harper and Manown & Barnes.
l mo.
The report that the Denver conyen-
ton 10 already cut and dried il not go
ing to deter the Tammany delegation
from going there with keen cutlery
up their sleeves.
Feel languid, weak, rundown?
Headache? Stomach ofi''?---Just a
plain sase Of lazy liver. Burdock Blood
Bitters tones liver and stomach, pro-
notes digestion, puriiies the blood.
/ mo.
A new book Is ON the market telling
how to select your soul mate, bnt tho
wise young man will continue to let
himself be Influenced to some extent
by girls ability to cock.
Cheapest accident insurance--Dr.
Thomas Eclectric Oil. stops the pain
and heals the wound. All druggists
sell it. mo.
Dealers In dog m uzzles are looking
for prosperous season this year,
thanks to the nervous people who have
no dog.
Soothes itching skin. Heals cuts or
burns without 4 scar. Cures p les. &C.
zema, salt rheum, any itching. Doan's
Ointment. Your druggists sells It,
mo
Swarms of mosquitoes are said TO be
infesting Chicago, but they may be
surprised to find that after brief stay
In that town residents become accus-
toned to being stundg.
Muco Solvent, by its antiseptie and
healing qualities, restores the diseased
mucous Innings of the nose and throat
to healthy condition. mo.
A man got on the police force in
Western city by having his neck
stretched an inch, making him the re-
quired height, with rubber neck like
that he ought to be qualified for fine
detective work.
DeWitt's Little Early Hisers, the
famous little liver pills, are sold by
w. s. Harper and Manown 4 Barnes.
/ mo.
They are having such hard time
conyicting Ruef in San Francisco that
after while that individual will be-
gin to believe he confessed his guilt In
a moment Of mental alteration.
81 suffered habltuaily from consti-
patton. Doan's Regulets relieved and
strengthened the bowels, 80 that they
have been regular ever since. "A. Il.
Davis, grocer, Sulphur Springs, Tex.
! mo.
Muco solvent gives almost in staat
relief in the worst cases Of Group.
mo.
A blacksmith named Williams IL a
candidate for governor Of Texas, and
before he lands the nomination he
will be expected to do bit Of strenu-
Gus work leading the anvil chorus.
All forms Of sore throat are quickly
banished by the judicious use Of Mueo
Solvent. limo.
That 81. Louis man who won
wager by keeping his mouth shut
while at work for ten hours may have
wife at home who helped him to ac-
quiTe the habit.
DsWitt's Little Fairly Riser, are
small, safe, sure and gentle little pills.
Ssld by w. s. Harper and Aanowa 4
Barnes. l mo.
'sSomehow," says the Los Angeles
Express, there is always the feeling
that France is merely near-repubIic.
Well, at the rate the United States is
spending money, there should be no
suspicion that it is '.close" republic.