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The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
One of f6e
 Essentials

of the happy homes of to-day is c fund of information as to the best meth, of promoting health and happiness :, right living and knowledge of the wOd best products.
 Products of actual excellence {, reasonable claims truthfully preseD, and which have attained to worlds acceptance through the approval of f We'll Informed of the World; not of ii, yiduals only, but of the many who h, the happy faculty of selecting and oba ing the best the world affords.
 One of the products of that class known component parts, an Eth, remedy, approved by physicians and c, mended by the Well-Informed of t World as valuable and wholesome fam laxative is the well-known Syrup of E and Elixir of Senna. To get its benefI effects always buy the genuine, mn. factured by the California Fig Syrup d only, and for sale by all leading druggis
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
NO. BUT HE USED TO BE.
Standard for BeaIIfN

Women who are in doubt as to their claims to beauty should consult the following figures, that have been de- clared correct proportions for both the tall and short woman: Short woman Height, 5 feet inches; neck, 12B inches; bust, 3e inches; waist, 21 inches; hips, 37 inches; around the largest part of the forearm below the elbow, II inches, which should gradu- ally taper to 6 inches around the wrist
 Tall woman-Height, 5 feet S1a inch es; weight, 137 pounds; bust, 36 inch es; waist, 25 inches; hips, 42 inches; top of arm, IA inches; wrist, 6 inches
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
The "CaIifornia Mixture"

The lime-sulphur formula for scala which has given such good results in California; is as follows:
 Salt 10 pounds, sulphur 20 pounds, lime 40 pounds, with water to make 60 gallons of spray material ready for the rec. The lime and sulphur remedy was discovered by California people and after many experiments this formula was decided upon as being the best for practical use. This formula was adopted by many states and has been the popular remedy for many years; however, experiments were constantly ping made to lessen the cost or find a substitute.
 When properly cooked and applied this mixture will kill every scale that it hits.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Poets may sing of the glory of the eagle, and artists may paint the bean- ties of birds of plumage, but the mod, est American hen is entitled to a tribute for her industry, her useful ness, and her productivity. The Amer ican hen can in three months produce wealth equal to the capital stock of all the banks of the New York clear ing house, and have week to spare. In less than sixty days she can equal the total production of all the goli mines of the United States. The United States proudly boasts of all it's enormous production of pig iron, by far the greatest of any county in the world, and yet the American hen produces as much in six months aa the iron mines of the country produce in 8 year. In one year and ten months she could pay off the interest-bearing debt of the United States"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
A Subtle Difference.

Mrs. Blank, wife of prominent min. ister near Boston, had in her employ a recently engaged colored cook as black as the proverbial ace of spades. One day Mrs Blank said to her:
 Matilda, wish that you would have oat meal quite often for breakfast. My husband is very fond of it. He is Scotch, and you know that the Scotch eat a great deal of oatmeal
 "Oh, he's Scotch, is he?" said Ma tilda Well, now, do you know, 1 was thinkin' all along dat he wasn't des like us."-Woman's Home Companion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
Innovation in Politics,

The recent municipal elections in Paris were remarkable not only for the candidature of M. Laloe, who was soundly beaten, but for the first re- corded candidature of domestic serv- ant. The liveried class is supposed to take on the political color of it's sur roundings and to be ultra conservative as rule, but this candidate stood as a republican socialist, and he is said to have been strongly supported by his kind
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
The Perennial.

According to the Atlanta Constitu- ton, Georgia farmer posted this sign on his froRt gate:
 Candidates will pass on. No time to talk to 'em"
 One morning his little boy shouted from the garden walk:
 There's one O them canderdates here, an he says he'll come in any. howl"
 The old man looked toward the gate and said:
 Let him in There's no harm in him. I know him. He's been runnin' ever sence the war-jest to be a-run. min. It runs in his blood an he can't help it."
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
For Twenty Years

Other chill remedies have sprung up, fiourished for a brief season, then passed away-even from memory-but for twenty long years Cheatham's Chill Tonic has been in the field of action. The reason is simple. It has merit It actually cures Chills and Fevers while the majority of others mere ly promise to. One bottle guaranteed to cure any one case.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. they cannot reach the dis eased portion Of the There is only one way to cure deafness and that is by constitutional remedies Deafness is caused by infamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube When this tube is infamed you have rumbling sound or inn perfect hearing, and when 1t is entirely closed. Deaf ness is the result and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to it's normal cond- tion hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh which Is nothing but an iniamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
 We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for circulars free.
 r. J. CHENEY X CO.,, Toledo, o. Sold by Druggists 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
Peace for Once.

'I tell you, Judson is slick chap" laughed Silas Ryetop. He took his wife to Washington and kept her in the congressional library four hours"
 What did he do that for?" asked Hiram Hardapple.
 Why, begosh, they fine you if you talk in that building, and fer four hours she didn't speak a word."
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

The cotton fight on the part of Che speculators is a fight of life and death
 with them. Is it any wonder that they have stirred heaven and earth to take care of a system of getting a living without work which has taken nearly century to build up and per feet? Don't be discouraged because all of the financial world is helping the spectators, for they all get a small "rake-off' in some form or oth-
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
People Talk About Good Thinas.

Twelve years ago few people knew of such preparation as Powder for the Feet. To-day after. the genuine merits of Aliens Foot Ease have been told year after year by grateful persons, it is indispens- able to millions. It is cleanly, whole some, healing and antiseptic and gives rest and comfort to tired aching feet.
 It cures while you walk. Over 3O.OOO testimonials. limitations pay the dealer larger profit otherwise you would never Ease the original foot powder. Ask for Aliens Foot tEase, and see that you get it..
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
Good seed, secured in time, plant

Good seed, secured in time, planted on time, worked on time and every time it is needed, will usually pro- duce the desired results.
 The old style was to make beds in the garden square. But much bet ter way is to make them long and narrow.
 There is no buster place than on a fruit farm in fruit harvest. A writer says that the best thing to do is to keep cool and whistle the same tune right along until sundown.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Don't think of any such a foolish thing as completely quitting cotton. Cotton is one of the best crops the entire South ever planted It is the abuse of the cotton system, and not the planting of this great crop. that has been all wrong. The way to do it is simply this: Plant plenty of other things to run the place and have some for the market; then plant all the cotton you can reasonably care for.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
As Amended.

Time-A year after they had faced the parson together.
 When we were first married you said you thought heaven had sent you to me-" remarked his wife. Do you still think so?"
 "Yes-as a punishment" answered the brutal other half of the combine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
IT is good plan to save handles

It is a good plan to save handles when they break out of tools. The hard wood comes in good use in many places. It should be put where it car be found easily. The same may he said of irons of ell kinds. No one can tell when just such piece may save a trip to the shop.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

He-Then I am to understand that you absolutely reject my offer?
 She-There is really nothing else for it.
 He-Well, I think it very selfish of y9u. Here, I've actually gone and purchased guide for our honeymoon.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

The State and the National organ izations are all right, and they are a necessity to general cooperation, but after all the thing that members as individuals should spend time and thought about is the making of the local Union real benefit to it's mem- bers. To do this there must be all that cooperation can do for the fur therance of all the interests of all the members.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
It's Fine.

c. M. Johnson, Louisville, Ky, writes:
 T have used your Hunts Cure, and 1t is fine"
 We have many similar letters. Hunts Cure is strictly guaranteed remedy for any variety of skin dis eases. It stops Itching instanta- neOusly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
There doubtless will come a timo

There doubtless will come a timo when there will be no more clear ing of farms, but it will be consld' cred the poorest kind of manage ment to destroy young trees which will soon grow into merchantable timber, and the land will be as profit able in trees as in any other crop.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Talking Unionism is ali right, and it is necessary for the propagation of it's good teachings, but. as in ev- erything else, remember tEat it is by exemplification that the highest teach ing can be done.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
Best of All.

v R. J. Mayher, No. 406 South Clark St., Chicago, writes as follows:
 q have kept and used your Hunt s Lightning Oil for the last ten years in my family. It is the only kind to have and the best of all."
 It cures Cuts, Burns, Bruises, Sprains, Aches, Pains, Stings and Bites. It kills Chiggers, too.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Mrs Pinkham, of the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Company of Lynn, Mass, together with her son, Arthur W. Pinkham, and the younger mem bers of her family, sailed for Naples on May 20th for three months tour throughout Europe and a much needed vacation"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
Canada's Extensive Fisheries.

The fisheries of Canada are the most extensive of the world. The eastern sea coast of the maritime provinces from the Bay of Fundy to the Straits of Belle Isle covers a distance of $500 miles, more than double that of Great Britain and Ireland, and the salt water inshore area, not considering minor in, dentations nor the great lakes of the west, covers more than 1,500 square miles.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
.Iersev LeuisIation.

That was a disgusting slap the gov ernor took at our bills," said the New Jersey legislator.
 Seemed to irritate him as much as mosquito bills," admitted the disgrun- tied colleague.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

the urine. My wife and I have both used Doan's Kidney Pills for what doc troubles, and both of us have been completely cured"
 Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
The Very Way.

q don't understand an expression in the book I have been reading, pa; how do you get over the bay?'"
 By taking a schooner, my daugh- ter"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

a pioneer or COlO- rado, now living at 219 East Nebraska street, Blair, Neb,. says: q had such pains in my back for a long tir2e that I could not turn in bed, and at times there was an almost l14~1 z
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
A Redeemjnu Trait.

There was one good thing about Adam and Eve"
 What was that?"
 When they were in Eden they did not send out any souvenir pOstals."
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

No man prospers in this world by luck unless it be the luck of getting up early, working hard and maintain ing honor and ntegrity.-Henry Ward Beecher.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
Trv Murine Eve Remedy

For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes. Murine Doesn't Smart-Soothes Eye Pain; All Druggists Sell Murine at 50cts. The AS Page Book in each Pkg. is worth Dollars in every home Ask your Druggist.
 Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Chicago.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Every good Union mans place is a little better kept than tEht of the non-union brother. This Is one ot the signs you know them by.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Manure never contains a larger amount of fertility than when 1t IS fresh. The sooner it is carried out and applied the better
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Fruit jars are mighty cl'eap now compared to the cost of doctors, to say nothing of the comfort of we'll stored larder.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
IFS StOy1uch Cut0s7h

Some people are thin and always re- main shin, from temperamental req sons- Probably in such cases nothing cnn be done to change this personal peculiarity.
 bdt there are large number of peo- pie who get thin, or remain thin, who naturally would be plump and f1eshy but for some digestive derangement.
 Thin people lack in adipose tissue.
 Adipose tissue is chiefly composed of fat.
 Fat is derived from the oily constit- nents Of food.
 The fsS-making foods are called by the physiologist, hydrocar bons. This class Of foods are not digested in the stomach at all. They are digested in the ctUodennm, the division of the ali mentury canal just below the stomach.
 The digestion of fat is mainly, if not wholly, the work of the pancreatic juice. This juice is of alkaline reac- lion, and is rendered inert by the addi- sion of acid. A hyperacidity of the digestive fluids of the stomach passing down into the duodenum, destroys the paucreatic fluid for digestive pur- poses. Therefore, the fats are not di- gested or emulsiffed, and the system is deprived of its due proportion of oily constituents. Hence, the patient grows thin
 The beginning of the trouble is ca- tsrrhal condition of the stomach which aanses hyperacidity of the gastric juices. This hyperacidity is caused by fermentation of food in the stomach. When the food is taken into the stom- ach, if the process of digestion does not begin immediately, acid fermenta- ton will take place. This creates hyperacidity of the stomach juices which in their turn prevent the pan ereatic digestion of the oils, and the cancellation results.
 A dose of Peruna before each meal hastens the stomach digestion. By hurrying digestion, Peruna prevents fermentation of the contents of the stomach, and the pancreatic juice is thus preserved in it's normal state. It then only remains for the patient to eat . sufficient amount of fat-forming foods, and the thinness disappears and plump ness takes it's place.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
Hicks, canudine Cures Headache.

Whether from colds, heat, stomach or nervous troubles. No Acetaniid or dan gerous drugs. It's liquid and acts imme- diately. Trial bottle 10c. Regular 25c and soc at all druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
life,s Foolish Period.

About the time boy commences to think about smoking, girl com mences to think about flirting.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Facts do the best talking; show that the Union is making better man of you.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Honest lnjun, how many people have this month?
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Some farmers are smaller potatoes than they raise.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Those who await 10 gifts of chance have conquered fate-Norton.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teethtng, softens the guns reduces iI- hammation, aays pain, cures wind colic 25c bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
VETERAN OF THREE WARS.
A Pioneer of Colorado and Nebraska

Matthias Campbell, veteran of the Civil War and two Indian wars, and
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-26
Important to Mothers,

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-08-22
NEW ZEALAND WELCOMED
THE AMERICAN FLEET

AUCKLAND NEW ZEALAND -Spe-
cial-Oratiors for tte Officers and
crews of -he American lattleshiD Sect
age made the stay Of fle iacNieS
here one oi che most pleasant in their
lruG cruise.
Citizens 90 New Zealand in both
hieh and lov stations of lite have
striven 90 make tae visit of tle Amer
lean sailors enjoyable iu ever, respect.
There were number Cf social
diversions planned. and the aliresst s
which have been made at the public
functions express admiration for the
splendid hghtinE strength OF The
United states and the % aceful pro-
ssiteuess 90 the nation
The public press commented quite
favorahiy upon the visit of the fleet
5uf stated tla' b. foreheralded time
when fle ErElisl-spec races
would band together for the suprc m-
acv of the Orient
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-08-22
FLEET MAKES NEW
COALING RECORD
Virginia, Rhode Island sad Georgia
Now Lead the Navy -s-'i-9 TOns
Taken on in an Hour.

WASHINGTON. - Special - New
coaiing records have beeu established
oy three Of tie battieships attached g.
the Pacific feet now al Auckland. y.
Z
On June 18th. the battlgship Georgia
took aboard l1T9 tons OF coal ia 8
hours - minutes. an average OF Sf2
tens per hour. On June ed TIE battle
ship Rhode Island took ou 1910 tons Ca
hours AZ minutes. an average OF
357.7 tons per hour.
Both OF these records were eclipsed
5y the battle ship Virginia on June -.
when 1867 tons we're taken aboard Ia
the record time OF four hours. an aver
age Of fiS.7 tons per hour. The Var
ginia also made the best hour Of ans
three ships. taking CD $50 tons dur
ing one OF the four hours
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-08-22
NATIONAL

The automobile garage ~ o.. a. CoeS
l1lU-l> Indiana avenue. the oiEse 81
one Jon Chicago. housing more than "a
hundred cars. With It's contents. was
destroyed by IRE August 18th. The
loss is estimated az 100000.
a birth certificate fled ia the Jowu
clerks Office az Stanford Conn. dis
closed the fact that Mrs. John Mule
OF SO Hnl street. gave birth to "a babl
the other day. The baby Mule IS also
named john II Is the nth child the
Mules have had.
Harry X ThaW has been formally
adjudged a bankrupt by Referee iL
Paukruptcy " r. Blair This action
was a surprise 90 these inte ne sred iu
the case. as Commissioner Lindsay
bad set August 2lst as tie date foi
the adjudication. 40 explanation Ol
the change OF plans has beer made.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-08-22
DRAIN SWAMP LANDS
OF NORTH CAROLINA

RALEIGH. y. C.-SpeciaL-For a
long while the state Board OF Geo
logical Survey OF North Carolina has
been deeply interested IN the drain
ege Of the vast areas Of swamp lands
In Eastern Carolina. and OF the lesser
Western swamps. as vel and al ne
last session directed State Geoiogist
Joseph Hyde Pratt 20 sci about % get
together a convention OF representative
men OF the sections interested 20 dis
cuss WAYS and means and the securing
OF needed legislation for putting
through schemes Of drainage wherever
deemed advisable. such convention
Is now called for Newcern- september
9th and 10th. with bright PROSPECTS Tor
Z a large attendance of both laymen and
engineers for a general discussion OF
wavs and means. Authorities on such
matters assert that such drainass
would increase the resources Of the
State Incidentally.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-08-22
TAMMAkY PLEDGES
ITS SUPPORT TO BRYAN

NEW YORK Special Tammany
Hall pledged "whole-hearted and UNI
suersmg support throughout the cam
raign Co Bryan and Kern az meet
ing GO the general committee Be
tween fve and six hundred members
of the committee met 90 promulgate
the primary cali and not 90 raufy The
ticket Dut they applauded for more
than minute when the Bryan resolu-
ticns We're read Boss Murphy Joined
in The demonstrations
Tammauv ~ gulatiCn ratification
meeting is -o be held later. after the
state convention puts cut the state
ticket
The resolutions adopted ielcitate the
Democrats upon the signs Of general
Democratic harmony. and pledge loyal
support to Bryan and Kern.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-08-22
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Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-08-22
10 YEAR OLD YOUTH
PLAYS JESSE JAMES

ALTOONA. PA-Sps cial.-Tle most
daring hoiG-up committed IN this sec
ton OF the State since the mountain
roads were haunted bv the famous rob
Der Lewis. took place when Carlton
Parnel. a sixtee -year-old youth. In
emulating Jesse James. held up
Charles Straney. one OF the city's best
known business men. while cut driv-
ing with his mother and daughter on
the Dry Gap road. leading from the
city 20 the famous old Buckhorn Tav-
ern on the top OF the Allsghanies.
Masked like the regular road agent.
Fsrneu relieved Straaey OF q sum
OF money. and then stealing the horse
and buggy. drove away. He was cap
tured later in the evening by Francis
Straney. brother. who held the youth
ful highway man up as he was ridine
the horse down the mountain Ga an
encrt 90 tyade a posse OF officers that
had started 90 sCour the mountain GO
apprehend him.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-08-22
MARRIAGES
IN VIRGINIA.

talls-Armi>tead.
Sir William r. calls and Miss Lucy
y Armistead both OF SpOtsylvania
county. were married ia Raleigh. y. C..
August 10th.
Minnett- Quimby.
Miss Helen Sherwood Quimby.
daughttr of Airs Lucy g. Quimby TO
Captain Henry Ninnett L. :. y. re-
tired. August 18th. in SUFFOLK. Va.
Coleman Common.
Aliss Sanie :. Common and Mr Sam
ucl &. Coleman were married In the
home Of Nr. J. =. II. Crismoud Spot
sylvania Courthouse. August 18th.
Scott Robinson.
Aliss Emma l.. Robinson. OF Wythe
county 20 Ar Hampton ". Scott, az
I.ynchburg. August 18th.
Day Clarke.
Miss Julia r. Clarke. daughter OF
the late Mr. STROLLER ". Clarke. and
Mr. Elliott H. Day. of Washington
ID. C.. in Spotsylvania county, August
18th
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-08-22

PARlS.-Spe cial.-- Letters received
here from French lndO-Chlna refer &C.
what are called the grave indications
0t revolutionary outbreak. IL often
IS impossible for the French army
officers 10 rely upon fhe fidelity Of
their native soldiers. aad armed bands
n hostile natives have appe arsd az va
riOus points. During the past feW
months the krsn ch have lost lo0 native
scldie IS massacred and four native Of
1cers aud six French officers killed.
Heavy re- enforce ments are necessary
e = said 10 hold the country.
10 IS elaine that the rev0lutiO2ists
number $4,000 men. and that an army
81 10000 Chinese bandits is mobiliz-
ing on the frontier