The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-04-02
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booking ai after b. j. forty
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somo high words between ynu and
Know yesterday Pyker-i Yes aiso
about Hiie q telephone wire.
Yes. said lhs typhoid germ. IT, a
funny thing about me What's ihaif
asked the grip nierobe. Why. ! Do my /
bea Sighting vben I'm down.
Your friend Robinson u sueh un
entertaining msn H. y nlwayp 20
fan II spirits. That odd Whyf Be
causo b. il = prohihitionis. b.
Yong kallop musiAehe - pretty
weak. ~ course. bat how IN the world
diJ YOU come 10 notice i al aili Well,
| noiitcd that i wa down and out.
shc DO you really believe there
divinity that shapes our endsf He
Wei. knou many 8 little divinity
has had los % DO wiiha mans finish.
Il suppose you have considerable
floating population herei inquired the
visitor. Yep, replied The native Of the
little river town, specially durio' ther
RAINY season.
Don'i you regard wig a. costly
lurury' asked lheamateur Of the elder.
" professional No. sir, eurily re-.
sponded the other. regard wig as
bald necessity.
II u nseless 10 ask me. said the
candidate grimiy. shall not name the
delegate. 30, you favor reciprocity,
don't youf OF COURSE Then you'd
better name them.
49, Mr.. Jones Would you support my
daughter in the style TO which she has
been aecustomedi Cholly-Yes, sir
Mr.. Jones Then you're nm Idioi,-and
you can't have herl
--You have beautiful home, said
the relative. hope you appreciate It.
| do. answered Mr.. Meekton, especial.
IL after Henrietta has taken me with
her on . shopping tour.
- don't like Il on this route at all,
said the beautiful young woman who
was married to rich old man. Whyf
There are 50 many tunnels, and my
husband never smokes.
--Bigley doesn't bother about politics
any more, dosh cf No, indeed. Let
me see. When was i that he got that
gubcfnaiorlal bee in his bonnet just
before he got il in the neck.
How arc you aud your titled SON
in.law getting ont firstrate, answer.
ed Mr. Cumrox. We are getting so we
can look at each other without either Of
as mAniiesting surprise or curiosity. II
There secmst 10 be no doubt that he
ii very intelligent man. Yes, iudg.
cd 50 from bis talk. Why What does
be- talk about Well er-he's always
talking about how intelligent he is.
Teacher Cold, you know, u inere-4.
ly the absence OF heat To whit simple
phenomenon do we owe the absence Of
beat during the winter months' Glass
Sin uuisonl The ianitor doesn't turn
il on
SO yon have decided 70 leave yonr
managcrf said the interviewer. Yes,
answered the prima donna Quarrel
with your manageri No, indeed, but
she only way 10 avoid one il for ms 10
separate.
The Docior--I am always Al . loss
for words when ! Try 10 tell the ianltor
III our apartment house what think
81 him. The professor--Naiurally
iou can't swear in the presence Of the
other tenants
THANK you very mach, sand the
lady. smillngly accepting the profiered
seat. Madam. said the man, tipping
bis hat, you surprise aud pain me.
do not understand you, Well, you've
los, me q bet.
Miss Eldsr--l'm having inst the
loyelicsi gown made. It's tan cloth
with old rose trimming. Don't you
think that viii he becoming' Miss
chellns --Ycs. The "old' rose will be-,
especially appropriate for You, II
YES. said the fellow with tho bald
brow. it's certainly true that i man
has 90 respect for himself nobody else
viii hsse much rcspeci Cor him. But
~ equally true, replied keen one, that
IL be has too much nobody else will
have any.
The Goa, pcerod into tbs ynni. u
wss Monday. and he was hungry. l'm
starving. quoih he, bat ! must 10 u,
DO what impaired a stray horse. Take
ID washing. responded The goa, 81 he
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