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The Detroit times., 1908-07-24
A Special Occasion

Mother-Come. now, Willie. II you'll
only be good Ill give you a penny.
Willie-No'm: won't be good for
less'n Eve cents.
Mother-Why, you were good yes
terday for penny
willie-I know, but yesterday was
bargain day-Philadelphia Press.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-24

Str. CITY OF CHATHAM makes a
round trip from Detroit to Chatham
every Friday and Saturday. leaving
foot OF Randolph street at n. m, re-
turning, leaves Chatham at q. IN.
Fare. round trip, 75c: one way. soc.
morning at o'clock and on Monday
and "Wednesday at y. m JOHN
STEVENSON. Agent. ~. OF Randolp h St
The Detroit times., 1908-07-24

Vaudeville. Admission DC and lOc.
Ed. Samules, Italian lmpersonator.
Austin a. sweet. in a clever SKETCH
Billy Foster, German Politician. Al.
Hutchinson, Black Face Comedian. Pic
toriaI Ballads, Lillian Knox and Arthur
Fiest. f-ExplnnatOry Animated
Pictures. Directoire skirt included. Per-
Torrance continuously from 1880 to IL
y. m.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-24
LAKE AND RIVER sTEA MERs.
AN0 Bay City Division

Depart foOt OF NunVOIpn -sl
Leave Detroit Tuesdays and Fridays Vt
10 a. m. for Sc. Clair, Port Huron, Lex
ington, Port SnnilAc, Forester, Forest
willie, Harbor Beach. Port Hope and Bay
rafv
The Detroit times., 1908-07-24

When a man takes unto himself a
wife he is apt to exchange a lot of
little troubles for q big one.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-24

Wise is the man who 1ws what
TO say--and then doesn't say IL
The Detroit times., 1908-07-24

Daily. s:45 a. m. and y. m; extra
steamer Sat. afternoon. 1880; sundays.
9:15 a. m, p. III. Fare. round trip, 90
cents; children, 90 cents. ZickeIs Or
chestra, 16 pieces. Music on both trips
Buffet lunch. Cafe at park. wharf
foot Of Bates street. NO LIQUOR PEh-
MITTED. Columbia Moonlight, Tues-
day and Friday, $3.50. Columbia Lake
Ride, sunday Evening. $500.
The right to refuse any person per
mission to boats or park Is reserved.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-24
Sf.fO to CLEVELAND

VIA PUT-IN-BAY. str. Frank T.. Kirby
lenves 4 n. m. sunday, % q. mn. Home .
p. m. Ashley a Dustin. foot Fret
The Detroit times., 1908-07-24
N4@ lefrplf I IIeYsIand nav. q,
G. IEIDlCH cr.. W: st.
WHITE sTaR LINE.

WHITE STAR LINE.
Wharf foot OF 0riswold-st.
For the Flats, TashmOO Park and
Port Huron, find Way Ports.
Twice daily. Leave week days. $40
q. m. and $3.50 D. M; Sundays. $500 g.
m. and $3.50 y. m. and for the Flats
and 50. Clair way ports, daily Except
Sunday. 1880 p. IN.
For Toledo and suanr Island
Twice daily. Leave week days, s:15 a.
IN. and 400 d. M: Sundays. s:46 a. m
and 500 D, m.
PUT-IN-BAY EXCURSION Every Day.
rfnzeI'. Observation-Disclosures mt Colon
Sal. Week Days soc: Sunday 75c. round
trip Cedar Point aud sandusky week
days direct.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-24
MICHIGAN CENTRAL

SUNDAY EXCURSION JULY 2sTH
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26
He Got What He Asked For

Spurred on by newspaper taunts, pos
sibly, plainclothes man Of the Atlanta
police set out one day to detect violations
Of the Georgia prohibition law. On De-
catur street he met an old negro whose
appearance he considered "suspicious.' '
aSay, uncle" he whispered with a
wink, "do you know where can get
some whisky?"
II spec maybe 1 kin git yer some ei
yer gin me de money" replied the sus-
pected one.
"Well, here is a two-dollar BILL" said
the plainclothes man. "Ill wait in the
alley here. Now hurry back"
sYessah, boss, ef yell jes' hol' dis box er
shoes fer me-" and the policeman had
the box under his arm before he knew it,
while the darkey shambled off down the
street, turning the first corner.
Thinking he was on warm trail and
would soon have an important prisoner
and witness "with the goods on" the
sleuth waited patiently. An hour went
by. He was getting tired. Two hours
Still no sign of the messenger.
Weary and discouraged, he returned
to the police station. Suddenly he re.
membered the shoes under his arm, and
decided to have look The box con.
tanned, carefully wrapped, full quart
bottle OF corn whisky body's Mag.
azine.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Carrie Nation has writer's cramp. In
her hatchet hand?
A Kentucky girl shot and killed her
sweetheart last Sunday. "Didn't know
1t was loaded"
Denver is fifty years old. That ac-
counts for the mossbacks who oppose
the skyscrapers.
A good many state papers seem to
have changed their opinions OF various
successful and defeated candidates since
election.
An eastern man named Joseph Addi-
tion baited fish hook with grain OF
corn and landed duck. Just a simple
sum in addition.
Have you noticed anyone seeking new
homes because of the election OF the op-
position, which would place the country
In such grave danger?
There would probably be fewer dys.
peptics IL the housewives did not find it
necessary to rubber so long to see what
their neighbors are doing.
When it comes to talking about threat
ened wars the kaiser has Hobson beat
en- a country block. And then to hear
such man talk of divine judgment.
Hetty Green is worried because we
are nation Of spendthrifts. Some peo-
Pile persist in borrowing trouble when
they are able to buy comfort and pleas
ure.
A negro minstrel company was recent
y stoned by mob Of Arkansas school
boys. They must have been beyond the
hunt II the average school boy could not
stand for them.
The daily Examiner of Colorado City
has been enlarged to three columns and
is nov issued semi-weekly. The Exam
iner looks we'll in Its new form, but semi
weekly seems like hoodoo to us.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26
Seven Years Of Proof

Il have had seven years OF proof that
DIR. Kings New Discovery is the best
medicine to take for coughs and colds
and for every diseased condition oi
the throat, chest or lungs" says W. v
Henry OF Panama, Missouri. The world
has had thirty eight years of proof that
DR.. Kings New Discovery is the best
remedy for coughs and colds, la grippe,
asthma, hay fever, bronchitis, hemor.
rhage Of the lungs and the early stages
OF consumption. Its timely use always
prevents the development OF pneumonia
Sold under guarantee at Fred Longs
drug store. SOC and 81. Trial bottle
free.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26
WIN Return SO

Dear Old Man:
Hope you don't think I've forgotten the
$40 l owe you Last time was in Den
YER ran in hard luck and was short. as
you will remember. But this time I've
found several good things and put
through every single deal
Makes an awful difference to business
man what hotel be stops at. This is my
first time at the Albany hotel, and by
Jove, it's a winner. I've seen more busi-
ness done at this hotel than on all Sew.
enteenth street. I've made-but say, !
don't want to brag. l want to return
you that ten. Come on up to the Albany
at noon aud have lunch with me. RI
look for you in the lobby.
So Long,
A.D.T,
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26
Sick Headache

This distressing disease results from
a disordered condition of the stomach
and can be cured by taking Chamber
lain's stomach and liver tablets. Get n
free sample at Fred Longs drug store
and try it.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26
Colds and Group in Children

..My little girl is subject to cold" says
Mrs. William H. Serig, No. Al, Fifth
street, Wheeling, West Virginia. "Last
winter she had severe spell and ter
rible cough, but cured her with Cham
berlain's cough remedy without the aid
Of doctor, and my little boy has been
prevented many times from having the
Group by the timely use of this syrup"
This remedy is for sale by Fred Long.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

When in Colorado Springs stop at the
Spaulding House. Electric cars from
depots and to all parts of the city. Rates
81 so to $500 day; special rates by the
week. Opp. court house, South rejon St.
j. HIMEBAUGH, Proprietor.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

II you need pair of shoes get them
where you can get them right. We are
closing out our Griffith shoes at twenty
five per cent discount. Lem. Cannon
Trading company.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Why pay full price for shoes when
you can get Griffith's shoes at twenty.
five per cent discount at the Lem Gam.
mon Trading company?
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Patronize your home factory. It's to
your interest to keep home industry 60
ing. The Elbert cheese factory will al
ways pay you the highest market price
for sweet and sour cream and milk.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Grandfather knows good whisky and
since he was boy Harper has been his
choice. It's good enough for me and
for you too-in short it is the best. Buy
Harper from ID. r. Burnside.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26
Genuine Imported Hartz Mountain
Canaries

Guaranteed to sing s4.75; with painted
cage, 1925; with brass cage, 1925. Col
orado Springs Bird company, Colorado
Springs, Colorado.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26
Dentist Coming

DR.. Charles H. Alter, the dentist, will
be at the Buelah hotel in Ebert on the
following dates; =
December g.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Take your sweet cream, sour cream
and milk to the old established Elbert
Cheese and Butter company and get the
highest market price.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26
Cold Fish and Crystal Globes

just the thing for the home. One gal
lon globe, gravel, sea grass and three gold
fish, complete for S275. Colorado Springs
Bird company. Colorado Springs, Colo
rAdo
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Spot cash and lowest prices after De
cember /. See our ad this week. Di
vide Supply Company.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

For all kinds OF we'll drilling see Jona-
than Williams, or inquire at Elmer Dick
erson's blacksmith shop in Elbert.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Try paying cash and see how much
little money will buy. See our ad thi,
week. Divide Supply Company.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Should you have any chickens or
veal calves to sell call up w. s. Epler
and get the highest market prices.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

For Rainbelt land bargains see the old
timer, r. L. Glow, of CLOVIS land Office,
1913 Stout street, Denver. 80
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Books, bibles. clocks, silverware-in
fact anything-for good Christmas pres.
ents at the City drug store.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

sl90 buys $3.50 shoe at the Lem
Cannon Trading company.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Trade at our place and save enough tc
this week. Divide Supply Company.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

The Eibert cheese factory will buy all
your cream and milk at the best market
price. Take it to them.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

No hunting or trespassing allowed on
my place. ALEX BRAzELToN.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Lumber for Sale
Prices reasonable. Terms easy.
ADAMS q PHILLIPS.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

A. l.. Coblentz, general carpenterine
All work guaranteed. Inquire at tn,
Divide Supply Co.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Money Loaned--On real estate secur
ity. Lee Ramsey, 605 Empire Building
Denver.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26
For Sale
Notice

The Gatewood property in Ebert
Colorado. SIT
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

II you have cattle to sell-any kind
at any time, notify me. j. e. BARNES
Phone Elbert 26l.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Plenty OF money to loan on any good
security. = DIVIDE REALTY & INVEST
MENT Co.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

e2.65 at the Lem. Cannon Trading com
pany.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

1s47 Rogers Brothers silverware. Cit.
drug store.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26

Santa Claus headquarters. City drug
store.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-11-26
THESE RATES ARE NET.

TAESE RATES ARE NET.
Business locals cents per line each insertion
discount to regular advertisers carrying display
ads. Advertising accounts payable monthly.
Legal advertising ut Legal Rates.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22
What Does This Mean?

The following from the Stanley
Ward County, Sun may be under
stood in that section but a diagram
ought to be attached for outside en-
lightment:
"The next political boss of this
county-if the people of Ward county
will put UP with such-and some
times they are necessity-will have
to be honest-will have to be truth.
ful-and will have to have the con-.
fidence of the people. No political
poltroon, spued out upon the political
shores Of Ward county-bearing the
brand of his master on his brazen
brow, with monumental gall, top
towering egotism and hypocritical
pretensions to superior virtue and
wisdom-will be able or allowed to
crack the party whip in the face of
the intelligent voters OF this broad
country. When he does or thinks he
can do SO. then is the time he will
truly find himself between the
devil and the deep blue sea-"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22
THE farmers
WILL BE ENTERTAINED WEDNEs-
DAY EVENING AT COMMERCIAL
CLUB HALL
THERE WILL BE ADDRESSES
AND OTHER FEATURES TO
MAKE 1T PLEASANT

Everyone is invited to the meeting
of the Farmers Institute Wednesday
evening at Commercial Club hall. The
Commercial Club band will play dur
ing the evening and among the
speakers will be the following:
H. L. Reade, ''The Interdependence
of Cities and Farmers
G. w. Wolbert, Relations of the
Merchant to the Farmer
A. D. Cordner, Relation Of the
Farmer to the Merchant"
Geo. H. Russ, jr., "The Farmer and
the Bank"
j. P. Jackson, s'The Future of Real
Estate Values in Burleigh County
President F. L. Conkain of the
Commercial club, will be chairman of
The above gentlemen will make the
opening talks and the floor will be
open to anyone who wishes to speak.
the meeting.
This meeting is to be in the nature
of a smoker" to the farmers and
dairymen visiting the city, but not
only the visitors in town are invited.
but the people of Bismarck as well.
1t will be 'get together meeting to
show that the city cannot get along
without the country, nor the country
without the city.
Everyone come and get acquainted.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22
- Observation-Disclosures
THE MYSTERY OF SLEEP.
No Man Knows When the Moment OF
Inconsistencies Comes.

No Man Knows When the Moment OF
Inconsistencies Comes.
There is a remarkable fact connected
with sleep which must not De over
looked The sleep of a human helng'
If we are not too busy to attend 10 the
matter, always evokes certain feeling
of awe. Go into room where per-
son is sleeping, and 1t is difficult to
resist the sense that one Is in the pres
ence of the central mystery OF exist
ence. People who remember how con-
stantly they see old Jones asleep in
the club library will smile at this, but
look quietly and alone even at old
Jones and the sense of mystery will
soon develop.
It is no good to say that sleep is only
"moying" because it looks like death.
The person who is breathing so loudly
as to take away all thought of death
causes the sense Of awe quite as easily
as the silent sleeper who hardly seems
to breathe.
We see death seldom, but were it
more familiar we doubt If a corpse
would inspire so much awe as the un-
conscious and sleeping figure-a smil-
ing, irresponsible doll, flesh and blood,
but a doll to whom In second may
be called a proud, active, controlling
consciousness which will ride his bodi-
" and his mental horse with hand
of iron, which will force that body to
endure toll and misery and will make
that mind, now wandering in paths of
fantastic folly, grapple with some great
problem or throw all its force into the
ruling, the saving or the destruction
Of mankind. The corpse Is only SO
much bone, muscle and tissue; the
sleeping body Is the house which a
quick and eager master has only left
for an hour or so.
Let any one who thinks sleep is not
a mystery try to observe in himself
the process by which sleep comes and
to notice how and when and under
what conditions he loses consciousness
He will, of course, utterly fail to put
his finger on the moment of sleep COM
ing, but in striving to get as close as
he can to the phenomena Of sleep he
will realize how great is the mystery
which be is trying to fathom.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22

Judge Winchester then closed the
speechmaking as follows:
1T is fitting that we pause, when
a brother and a comrade is called
from our midst, and let our thoughts
follow him as he goes to serve in a
larger capacity, on more glorious
field, under the banner of the Great
Leader.
we pause: and with uncovered
head give assent to the words spoken
in eulogy of our brother Alexander
Hughes. Reviewing his life in the
briefest epitome, we see him as a
citizen, a lawyer and a soldier. AS
a citizen and neighbor he was known
intimately to most of us. Coming tc
Bismarck in the early eighties he
never lost an opportunity to speak
words of praise for our city; and hir
faith in it's future prosperity bright
ened many dark hour. In his fam.
| lily life, loving and indulgent, he was
also Jealous in teaching habits OF
industry and frugality to those un.
der his care.
as lawyer he was bright, alert
and painstaking in the interests Of
his client; diligent and progressive
| in study, forbearing and courteous to
his brother attorneys and to the
court
| AS a soldier he was quick and i'm
4 pulsive, brave and generous; many
honorable scars testifying to his
presence in the thickest of the bat
tie.
| Scaled from the sight of those
who loved him, he is yet with them
an example of fortitude, patience
courage and patriotism. Gone into
the great beyond!
"'They are the living, they alone
Whom thus we call the dead"
At the conclusion of his remarks
the court asked all those in favor
of the motion to spread the resolu.
ton on the records of the court tt
rise and the motion was unanimously
adopted.
General Williams then moved the
court take recess until next morn
ing out of respect to the memory Of
the deceased, which was so ordered
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22
A JAPANESE DINNER.

Plenty of Variety, but Too Much Sal
For American Palates. 4a
IT am afraid you won't Ike It," sale
the young japanese baron. "You in
sisted, though, on real Japanese din
ner. So what was to dor
They seated themselves, the three
girls and he, upon the green silk cush
ions placed on parquetry floor abou
a little table foot high. "A japanese
servant entered with the tea, and Thu
Japanese dinner began.
For first course there were sweet bis
cult and tea delicate tea Of the Apri
harvest first chop tea, formerly
served with cherry spoons and poem
for each guest.
Next came ushio, a salty soup, Will
which the national wine, called sake
was served in fiat saucers. 4
The third course was a little raw fish
very salty and STEPPED In a sour ant
appetizing sauce. The guests, con
trary to their expectation, found the
raw fish no more difficult to eat thar
raw oysters. With this course went s
salad of white chrysanthemums
The elaborate fourth course consist
ed of boiled chestnuts and paste oil
sharks fins, quail roasted and hashei
with preserved cherries and crawfisI
with eggs. These yiands We're all ar
ranged decoratiyely on one large dish
The fth course, also on one dish
was boiled bamboo shoots with soy
sailed mushrooms and a cold boiled
salmon and cold boiled perch, will
picked shoots Of the ginger plant.
Next came soup Of seaweed, bit
ter, salty, decidedly good; next an as
sortment of nuts boiled in soy; mex
salt relishes; next delicious boiled
RICE, the grains as large as cherries
and, to conclude, tea again.
The young girls as they rose from
their low cushions and limped about
in the effort to get the stiffness out Of
their legs said that the Japanese din
ner had been very good, really much
bette than they had counted on, but
perhaps little too salty for occidental
taste. Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22
TINE TO ACT
DON'T WAIT FOR THE FATAL
STAGES OF KIDNEY ILLNESS
PROFIT BY BISMARCK
PEOPLES ExPER-
FENCES

Occasional attacks of bachache. irss
regular urination. headaches and dizzy
spells are common early symptoms u
kidney disorders. It's an error to ne
elect these ills. The attacks may pass
off for a time but return with greater
Intensity. If there are symptoms OF
dropsy- puffy swellings below the
eyes, bloating of the limbs and ankles
or any part of the body, don't delay
a minute. Begin taking Doan's Kid
ney Pills, and keep up the treatment
until the kidneys are well, when your
old time health and vigor will return
Cures in Bismarck prove the effective
ness of this great kidney remedy.
Mrs. M. e. Latham, living at 80Sl
Fifth street, bismarck, N. D., says:
Il have been miserable for long
time and think the trouble arose
from a disordered condition Of my kid
neys My back ached constantly and
there was a dull grinding pain through
my kidneys. I could not stoop over
or lift anything without suffering sew
erely and my rest at night was much
broken by the too frequent action Of
the kidney secretions. Seeing Doan's
Kidney Pills so highly advertised, Il
procured a box at the Lenhart Drug
Co., and they helped me from the
first continued taking them and
received a complete cure. and am glad,
therefore, to recommend Doan's Kid
ney Pills.
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster4Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N.
X, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no other.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22

Allen. she taxsdermlst, Mandan.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22
AZ Good a the Zoo,

'sWill you come with me to the zoo
this afternoon?"
'No, thank you; I would rather stay
at home. Ny eldest daughter jumps
like wild goat, my youngest shrieks
like parrot, my son is as surly as a
bear, my wife snaps like dog, and
my mother-in-law, who Is q veritable
tigress, says am exactly like an
orang outang. So, you see, have no
heed to go to the zoo to see strange
creatures"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22
Getting On
In the World

Z ~
is matter of vast personal interest to
each and every one of US. There is a
wholesome Joy in making Roadway in
the world Of dollars; in feeling ones
horizon of poverty being pushed back
pushed farther and farther away.
Getting on in the world means growth,
material growth; broader grasp Of
affairs and larger confidence in ones
ability to do the things which count;
the things which make for the upbuild.
ing of the community certainly a
matter of personal interest to every
property owner, every tax payer, ev-
cry young man and every young wom-
an in our town and the surrounding
country.
Do you wish to join the ranks Of
those who are getting on in the world
It's not SO bad as you may imagine
Just little practical application Of the
virtue of thrift, a cutting out of your
unnecessary expenses, the saving Of
your money and the starting Of an
account with this bank.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22
A Difference.

Young Aspirant- Sir. may count on
your supporting me2 Practical Citizen
That depends, young man. Are you
going to run for Office or do you want
to marry my daughterf- Philadelphia
Ledger.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22
GET BUSY.

We have decided to start a contest
for the best essay on the question:
docs Business Hurt Roosevelt?"
First prize, portrait Of e. H. Harri-
man.
Second prize. a genuine porterhouss
steak, IA carats fine.
Open to ALL
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-22

He conquers twice who restrains
himself In victory.-Syrus.