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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

VIM. Cooper returned from Victoria
Monday but remained only few
hours. The report that he was mar
ried recently in Victoria is denied.
He has turned the work of sexton at
the Valley cemetery over to Ed Daily.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Just received new line of
Ladies' and Children's underwear.
hosiery. corsets. fancy combs. collars.
belts. veil pins etc. also notions of
all kinds. Todd & Hicks Go.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Henry Smith. one of the pioneer
settlers of this island and brother of
VIM. P. Smith, of Roche Harbor.
died last month at the Oregon
Soldiers Home. He went to Oregon
to live with his daughter about nine
years ago, after selling his place near
Roche Harbor.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
the county commissioners and county
attorney may see At to authorize?

The Carter cottage which Mrs.
WEIGH recently bought has been
moved to the rear of the Tourist hotel
and is now nearly ready for occupan-
cy in it's new location.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
"Reprimanded" for political Activity"

The Friday Harbor Journal says
"The following Washington dispatch
appeared in the Seattle Daily Star OF
Friday last:
Washington, D. c.. Sept. 49,
Because he became too active poiiti-
cally. Deputy Collector of Customs
O. Fl. Culver. of Friday Harbor.
WASH, has been reprimanded and
cautioned that a second offense will
cost him his job.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Don't be afraid to give Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy to your child
ren,. It contains no opium or other
harmful drug. It always cures.
For sale by Friday Harbor Drug Go.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Isaac Sandwith. who has been con-
fined to his home most of the time
for the past two weeks, was able to be
down town Thursday.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Mr.. and Mrs. F. D. Cunningham
came over fror, Bellingham Tuesday
for few days visit with Mr.. and
Mrs. P. A. Perry. Mr.. Cunningham
is still in the employ of the Inland
Navigation company as parser en- the
Utopia.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Warren Dightman chartered Will
Jakles launch to take a party of
friends to Victoria Thursday to visit
the provincial exposition.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

II. A. Armstrong raised some fine
muskmelons this year that look like
immense cucumbers. Some of them
are nearly two feet long.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Boyce arrived
from Vancouver. 8. T.. Wednesday
to visit San Juan relatives and
friends.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

The steamer islander broke her
rudder Tuesday morning just after
leaving the dock at Beliingham. the
mishap delaying her about ten hours.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Mr.. and Mrs. John Mckenzie anG
VIM. Hemphill and family spent {
part of the week in Victoria enjoying
the provincial exposition.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Harvey Baker is having a cottage
built adjoining the home of bis
brother Charles. 1t is suspected that
he does not plan to occupy it alone.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

School is to begin in district No.
20 Monday with Miss Margaret
Warren, of Bellevue. King conuty. as
teacher.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Robret Gaines visited
their daughter. Mrs. Derrinberg, at
Turgose, B. c., this week and also
attended the provincial fair at Vic
toria.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Ed. Gilshenan has sold 81 acres of
land on Waldron island to Joseph
Mullin.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

DR.. Mark Roster, dentist. of Port
land. is visiting at his old home al
the "south end"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

FOR SALE-Fine Shropshire
Bucks. Spring Lambs and Yearllngs.
Inquire of John Sweeney. Friday
harbOr.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Gene @. Gould spent a part of the
week IN Seattle, going by way of Bell
ingham and incidentally taking in
the Wild West show.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

FOR SALE-Shorthorn Durham
bull; four years old; fine animal.
large end gentle. Mrs. G. r. Emmer-
ling, Friday Harbor.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Mchinnls' office will he closed
rom wednesday morning OF next
week until Sunday.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
san Juan
Area 81 So. Miles

nired Lawson and Robert Sand
Wild went to Victoria Monday.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Joseph Sweeney was down from
Seattle on business trip this week.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Sewing Machines at bargains
Closing out all sewing machines II
stock. Morse Hardware Go.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Mrs. W j. U'Renn and two child
ren' OF Seattle. have been the guests
this week of Mrs. U'Renn's sister.
Mrs. 6. B. briggs.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Jewel steel ranges IS. 90 cash.
IS. 90 per month. Morse Hardware
Go.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
Island
pop. 1850

One hundred and sixty pupils are
now enrolled in the public school.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

w. p. Armstrong. Of West Sound
was . passenger on the Perdita Tues
gay enroute to Seattle on a business
trip.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26

Mrs. John Douglas visited vncou-
yer Island relatives and friends this
week and attended the provincial fair
at Victoria.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-09-26
Golden Rule Carpet Works
Friday Harbor,iWash.

Up-to-date Four-Harness, Flying Shuttle
Loom. Many different weaves such as
plain cloth and kersey and zigzag twills.
Warp furnished at cost. Bring your rags
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
As@S@ s@s@ $3.50 500,
Al 3 e z T A

Good sized snow storm visited this
section. Wednesday night and Thurs
day morning.
Mr.. E. A. Hill, representing the
freight traffic department of the
Great Northern Railway, was here
Wednesday looking after the bust
ness interests of his company.
Mr.. w. Fl. Gausman was in Alberta
with stock Wednesday.
Henry Zimmerman was an Alberta
business caller Wednesday.
Gust Walterstorff shipped a large
car of stock to the twin city market
Wednesday this week.
Cal Foster was an Alberta business
caller Tuesday.
Every one speaks very highly of
the nice instruction given by Rev.
Baumgartner in the hall here last
Sunday.
Mrs. Edith Ginnow and her little
boy were Alberta visitors Tuesday.
Mike Graettinger was an Alberta
business caller Tuesday. i.
George Walterstorff was an Alberta
caller Tuesday.
Mr.. Timothy Vaughn, who has been
spending the winter in Hot Springs,
returned to his home near
this place Tuesday evening.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
TOXIC DENIES REPORT,
Has No Intention Of Using Force
AGAINST China.

Toxic, March 6.-The Japanese gov
ernment, while maintaining the firm
est attitude concerning the seizure of
the ship Tatsu Maru by the Chinese
al i.acao Feb. Z, entertains no idea
OF resorting to force for the recovery
of the vessel.
Possibly in the event that China de-
lays action Japan will appeal to Eng
land or America to act as interme-
diary in the matter. The foreign Office
h. assured the Associated Press cor
Te5:,5z;5ndent that japan never would
declare war on account of such
minor incident, nevertheless it is be-
lieved proper that Japanese war YES
sells should visit the neighborhood of
the Imprisoned ship.
Att ention is called to the fact that
Bril- h warships and torpedo boats
rece. " visited Canton, where Brit
ish vessel was attacked and robbed by
Chi4.ese pirates near that city.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
PEPPERTON

VIM. Boedecker and j. w. Smith
Sr. and families spent Sunday at
Gust Walterstorff.
Ell. Heick and family visited with
VIM. Gausman Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Gausman and
Mrs. VIM. Bach called on j. w. s NTH
Jr. Tuesday evening.
VIM. Boedecker and family went to
Morris Tuesday evening to visit with
Ortman's
The caucus that was held Wednes-
day was well attended those placed
on the ticket are Supervisor, w. F.
Boedecker; Clerk, w. H. Gausman;
Treasurer, VIM. Bach; Assessor,
Philip Ernst; Justice of the Peace,
Henry Kline; constable, August CHM.
Henry Brogman transacted bust
ness at Alberta Wednesday.
VIM. Bach lost a yearling heifer
Sunday evening.
Gust Wolterstorff shipped a mixed
car of cattle and hogs Wedn esday.
Rose Ernst and Florence Boedecker
made business trip to Alberta on
Tuesday.
Mrs. J. w. Smith transacted bust
ness at VIM. Gausman's Tuesday.
FL. Heick had his worthless dog
shot last week.
Gust Kosbab transacted business
at Alberta Wednesday.
The spelling school in District 25
was well attended. Quite number of
Alberta people were there and quite
an interest was taken in spelling and
a nice little program was carried out,
and after spelling school was dis
missed quite a number enjoyed them
selves at the Leap year party at VIM.
/;
@. A. Gausman and family spent
Sunday afternoon at Fl. Lemm err
man.
Miss Florence Goette visited Sum
day with Misses Amy and Elva
Gausman.
The womens Foreign missionary
society held their monthly meetin G
Sunday afternoon.
Fred Andert has as his guests his
cousin, Charley Smith, of New Paynes-
Vile, and his brother August Ander t, !
Of Sedan.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
ARE YOU WRETCHED In BAD
WEATHER?
Keeping the Kidneys Well Efas Kept
Many Horris People Well.

Many Morris people find that bad
weather brings on dull pain in the
back, or rheumatic aching, neuralgia,
nervousness, irritability and weakness.
If. when you get wet or take cold. It
settles on the Kidneys" and there
is shivery, chilly sensation in the
back, it shows kidney weakness, which
Is often the beginning of disease.
Doan's Kidney Pills should be used
persistently until the chilly feeling is
gone, and the flow of urine is natural.
Doan's Kidney Pills have saved Nor.
ris people much suffering.
Chas. Anderson, living on East
Fifth St., Morris, Mimi, says: ct
have suffered from kidney complaint
for over a year. Whenever I con-
tracted cold it would settle in my
kidneys and I suffered intensely. Sc
we're pains would start in the kidney
regions and ply up and down my spine
so acutely at times that I thot I
would go crazy. I was very weak and
lame and work was drudge instead
OF pleasure. For four or five years
l have used Doan's Kidney Pills and
they have never failed to help me
when suffering from such attacks. I
can unhesitatingly say Doan's Kidney
Pills have no equal as kidney rem
edy and it gives me great pleasure to
recommend them to other sufferers of
kidney Diseases y
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the United
states.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
H|NAFEARSCOERC|ON
Japan Threatening to Use Force
TO Recover Seized Vessel.
FILES DEMANDS AT PEKlNG

Axis Unconditional Release of Steam
ship and Insists That China Protect
the Shippers by Buying the Cargo
Of Arms on Board.
Pa'-ing, March 6.-Japan is threat
e., force to recover the Japanese
s. er TatsY Maru, which is still
re,n ed by China at Huangou, on the
Sa i*-1s, or West river. This vessel
Va sled at Macao Feb. z by Chi
II. : r: sroNs cruisers on the charge
Il lie cargo of arms and ammuni-
til, was Intended for Chinese revo-
IT.; -,.;s;s, although consigned to
i trchant OF that place. The cargo
OF the vessel is still on board. Chang
len Chun, yiceroy of Canton, before
;a';ing action, is said to be awaiting
proof that the vessel and its cargo
should not be confiscated.
The t~roion of China is feared
here on g. ," # the weakness of
eoverGn~ e.; cuH b ,ause Of the doubt
Il ;a..uIity Il Clans Jen Chun's &C
;1on N selling he japanese steamer.
E'aron Hayashi, the Japanese min
ister to China, has handed to the Chi
ness government Japan's refusal 10
accept Chinas proposal to appoint a
joint Japanese and Chinese commits
sion to examine all the charges. in
the meantime releasing the Tatsu
Maru under bond. Japan's demands
are, first, the unconditional release of
Tie steamer, and, second, an arrange
rent to protect the shippers from
less. This second proviso means that
China must buy the cargo ON board
the Tatsu Maru.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
Takahira Discusses Incident.

Washington, March 6.-"T think the
good sense of China will result in
satisfactory settlement within a day
or So" This was Baron Takahira's
comment when asked regarding the
recent seizure by China Of the Japa-
nese steamship Tatsu Maru with
cargo of small arms aboard. The
state nent was made at the conclusion
Of an extended conference between
the baron and Secretary Root ut the
state department. No serious trouble,
he repeated, was anticipated between
his country and China as the conse-
quence Of the incident.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
PRINTED BY REQUEST.
Recipe is Easily Prepared at Small
Cost, and Many Swear BY It.

keClpe Is Easily prepared AZ Smaai
Cost, and Many Swear BY It.
Mix the following by shaking well
in bottle, and take in teaspoonfull
doses after meals and at bedtime:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce;
Compound Syrup sarsaparilla, three
ounces. A local druggist is the au-
thority that these simple, harmless
ingredients can be obtained at mo-
minal cost from our home druggists.
The mixture is said to cleanse and
strengthen the clogged and inactive
Kidneys, overcoming Backache, Blad-
der weakens and Urinary Trouble of
all kinds, if taken before the stage of
Bright's disease.
Those who have tried this say it
positively overcomes pain in the
back, clears the urine Of sediment and
regulates urination, especially at
night, curing even the worst forms of
bladder weakness. .
Every man Or woman here who
feels that the kidneys are not strong
Or acting in a healthy manner should
mix this prescription at home and
give it a trail, as it is said to do
wonders for many persons.
The Scranton (Pa.) Times was first
to print this remarkable prescription,
in October, of 1906, since when all the
leading newspapers of New York,
Boston, Philadelphia, Pittsburg and
other cities have made many an
nouncements of it to their readers.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
Humor mo Philosophy
By DUNCAN NJ, SMITH
THE UNWELcOME GUEST.

Alas,
The belated blizzard
That comes unannounced,
Shedding CONSERVATION
And freezing
Your favorite ear
Just when you were planning
The most splendiferous
Garden In the neighborhood!
Winter is all right.
Maybe,
In its proper place.
North Of the arctic circle
You expect 1t,
And an occasional visit
Farther south
In the proper season
Is all right,
But when
You have folded away your bobsieds,
Ordered your garden seeds
And are looking earnestly,
AS a man
Hunting lost quarter.
For the first
Johnny-iump-up
It is rather discouraging
To have to begin
All over again
Shoveling the snow
From the sidewalks
And purchasing
Cough medicine.
Perhaps the most unpopular
Institution in this land
Is the belated storm.
Nobody loves 1t
Except the coal man. -,
Try hard as it will, t.
It can never make q hit ts'&2sa'
In popular election, ,sEss
With a free ballot II 81:
And an honest count, i
II couldn't be elected sf&
Vice president. -
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
No Use To Die.

81 have found out that fhera i q,
use 20 ole OF lung trouble as long ss
you can get Dr.. Kings New Dis
Rushboro, Pa. -
would not be alive to-day only
ZOE That wonderful medicine. r.
looseps up cough quicker than any
Cnlng else, and cures lung disease
even AFTER the case is pronounced
nopeless." This most reliable remedy
Ior coughs and colds, lagrippe, asthma.
Droncnitls and hoarseness, is sold
9nder guarantee at j. r. Krueger,s
drug store. Soc. and 800.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
w ell Digging.

We haveIpurchased a well digging
outfit, and are now prepared to exc
cute your orders in this line, either to
repair old wells, Or sink new ones.
Il We solicitsyour. patronage.
JOE R1CHMUTH,
FRANK GRIFFITH.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

"Thank you very MUCH" said the
handsome lady, smilingly accepting
the proffered seat.
Madam" said the man, tipping his
hat, ''you surprise and pain me-"
II do not understand you."
swell, you've lost me a bet."-Phila'
de1phia Ledger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

Bobby-Sister has got O beau all
right!
Tommy-What makes you think she
has?
Bobby-She used to say. Bobby, see
who's calling" when the phone rang.
Now she runs to It herself instead Of
telling me.-Cleveland Leader.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
Humor ana Philosophy
ANTICIPATION.
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH

Come,
Gentle spring;
Bring
Your knitting and stay awhile.
Smile
On us once more, .E
For
We are lonely.
Only
Can your smiling face
Chase
Our gloom. Give it the shake:
Wake
A responsive chord in the heart;
Start
The blood flowing.
Some. isn't it?
Loafing along the way.
Stray
Into our back yard,
Pard,
five may call you that without ofrenss
Commence
Coming right now.
Allow
Your inclinations full swing.
OF on winter and
Expand
Into bright and lovely May.
Say,
That would be mighty slick
Trick
And one you would never regret.
Bet
On that your gold,
Old
sport. The glad hand
And
A rousing welcome for you.
Do put old winter on the bum.
Come.
Taking II Easy.
els he as much Of q stand patter as
10 used to bew
ooh, more So"
IT thought that was the superlative
legree."
ssWell, he Is a sit patter now"
Side Issue.
The presidential candidate
May not expect the prize.
Perhaps his doctor. up to date.
Prescribed the exercise.
Right.
sShe thoroughly enjoys rainstorm."
sThat describes her perfectly"
'What do you meant"
ssmall feet and her own complexion"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

The common impression that all per-
sons in English upper classes are en-
titled to coats of arms is erroneous, for
there are Instances Of noble and an
cient families who have no right to use
hereditary coats of arms and scorn to
take a grant at this late day.-London
Saturday Review.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

Mrs. Turtle-I see by the papers here
that an automobile ran down a TWEEN
ty foot embankment and turned turtle
Now, Henry, what I want you to do
is to run up twenty foot embank-
ment and turn into an automobile.
You know I've wanted one this long
while.-Circle Magazine.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

. Mr.. Josher-Miss Anteek, wouldn t
you like to change your name? Miss
Anteek (joyfully)-Oh, John, yves!
Mr.. Josher-Then why don't you make
an application to the proper authori-
ties? believe the courts will grant
you permission if you show good rea-
son for the change Leader.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

The best known picture in the world,
It has been said, Is Vandyke's portrait
of James II. of England as an infant,
known as the Baby Stuart" Two mil
lion copies of it are said to be manner
lean homes, and it is equally popular
In England and continental Europe
London EXPRESS.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

Two commercial travellers were COM
pairing notes. Il have been out three
weeks said the first. land have only
got four orders"
"That beats me-" said the other; II
have been out four weeks and have
only got one order. and that's from the
firm to come home"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
Friendly Interest,

Friendly Interest.
'sHe has proposed to her seven times"
''Mercy! Why does she allow itT'
''Wishes to perfect him."
"Why?"
$50 that when he meets the for sure
only girl he will be able to propose in
q most artistic manner"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

The primaries for the election of
delegates shall be held at the usual
voting places in the several precincts
on Wednesday, April 8, from 1880 a
m. to $3.50 p. m.
All republican electors and all other
electors of said county, without regard
to past political utilization, who be-
lieve in the principles Of the republi-
can party, and endorse its policies,
are cordially invited to unite under
this call in the selection of the above
delegates.
BY order of the county committee,
F. r. Putnam. Chairman.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

Burnt Them Before Him.
Gle is in for it now" -
Burnt his bridges?"
eyes, you bet"
$50 he can't turn back now"
''Not at all. SO he can't 60 on"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
Good For Everybody.

Mr.. Norman r. Coulter, a pro-
minent architect, in the Delbert
Building San Francisco says: 81
fully endorse all that has been said of
Electric Bitters as a tonic medicine.
1t is good for everybody. 1t corrects
stomach, liver and kidney disorders
! in a prompt and efficient manner and
builds up the SYSTEM" Electric Bit
ters is the best spring medicine ever
sold over a druggists counter; as a
blood purifier it is unequaled. soc. at
J. r. Krueger's drug store.
'"What did you think Of last nights
operaT
'I'm not quite clear about it." an
swered Mr.. Cumrox. II can't exactly
make up my mind whether I couldn' t
appreciate because I had a headache
or whether got headache trying to
appreciate it."-Washington Star.
First Small Boy-rm goin' ter git
square with pa fer lickin' me.
Second Small Boy-How are yer 60
in ter?
First Small Boy-When de next cir
Gus comes along I'm goin' ter say dat
don't care ter go. New Orleans
Times Democrat.
"And you say you are looking for
!workT" asked the kind old lady of
Frazzled Franklyn.
'Thats right, mum, but I can't find
anything to do.'
show did you lose your position?"
81 was pardoned, mum."-Louisville
Herald.
81 received your majesty's message, !"
said the new missionary. did I I'M
derstand you would do me the honor
to call upon me and dine tomorrow
almost correct" replied the old canni-
bal chief. 'T said / would call and
dine upon you tomorrow."-Philadel-
phia Press.
$50 you think you could buy me and
sell meW "Well, don't know about
the latter mart Of tho nrOOoSifion -
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

81 hear you nave been hunting ANY
luck" Yes; only one man mistook
me for rabbit. and he "as poor
shot. Chicago Record-Herald.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
The Knockers.

The Knockers.
Iconoclasts and doubters
Give everything slam.
And some day they may tell us
That Mary had no lamb.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

$50 you think you could buy me and
sell me?' ''Well, l don't know about
the latter part Of the proposition" -
Louisville Courier-J ournal.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07

ST didn't know the Bartons kept a
donkey. How long have they had it,
"Oh, ever since I have been staying
with themy'
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1908-03-07
Raiea $ha Unit.

ITO succeed you must make o noise
like money"
"Like 80 cents, for instance"