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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
Fashion Plate in
Hip! Hip! Hooray VI"
Opulenee In Sight.


"Well," demanded the man who was
having his fortune told, what do you
seer
you are married." said the lady
who was examining his palm.
Eyes. But knew that before I came
here"
you have always had to fight your
way ahead-that is. you have pro
crossed by hard work. You have never
been favored much by luck"
every true. Still. that isn't exactly
what l came here to find out. Can't
you tell me something about the flu
ture?'
Eyes. You are going to live long
Your life line is very strong. And here
I see something very important-some-
thing that will encourage yoV. Your
salary is going to be increased"
Good. That's the kind of news
want. You're sure about it, are your
Eyes. You will get it before long"
"And is there anything to indicate
about how much 1t is to be increased?
ut will be much larger than 1t is
now. Let me see. Yes. 1t will he as
large as your wife tries to make her
friends think it is at present"
He could ask no more. With feel
ing Of courage in his breast he handed
out So and went away to the triumph
that awaited him. - Chicago Record
Herald
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
What Would You Do?

In case of a burn or scald what
would you do to relieve the pain?
Such injuries are liable to occur in
any family and everyone should be
prepared for them. Chamberlain's
Salve applied on a soft cloth will re-
lieve the pain almost instantly, and
unless the injury is a very severe
one, will cause the parts to heal with
out leaving a scar. For sale by the
Evans Drug Company.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
Tho Puddinu,

Norah, the green" cook, says a writ
er in the Philadelphia Ledger, poked
her head in at the dining room door
and asked, "Plaze, ma'am. an how
will l be KNOWN whin the puddin' is
cooked?"
"Stlck knife into it." answered the
skilled housewife, land if the knife
comes out clean the pudding is ready
to serve"
"Yis, maam."
"And, oh, Norah," continued her mis-
tress, 'if the knife does come out
clean you might stick all the rest OF
the knives into the pudding"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
CITY FIRE ALARM BOXES.

Below is given the location Of the
real and imaginary boxes. the latter
being marked with an asterisk CO..:
*Box No. 4-Young and Thomas,
North Aberdeen.
+Box No. 5-B and Cleveland
streets, Highland Home.
"Box No. 7-Terrace avenue and
D street. High School.
"Box No. 8.-Burrows' Dock.
BOX No. 9-Hume and K streets,
Northern Pacific Railroad Depot.
BOX No. 12-Boone anC King
streets, South Aberdeen.
Box No. 15-Wilson Bros Mill.
Box No. It's. E. Slade Mill.
Box No. 21.-Market and F
streets.
Box No. 23.-American Mill.
Box No. 25.-Heron and F streets.
Box No. 27-Fourth and G streets.
BOX No. 31-Franklin School,
Market, between Jefferson and M
streets.
Box No. 32-Hume and H streets.
Box No. 35-Anderson & Middle.
ton Mill.
Box No. 37-Heron and Broadway.
Box No. 38-Third and Broadway.
Box No. 42-Hart-Wood Lumber
Co.'S Mill.
Box No. 45-Western Cooperage.
Box No. 47-Hume and Washing
ton streets.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
But II Was All Riqht.

The poor but proud duke decided to
play safe game, SO instead Of beard
ing the dear girls father in his lair he
wrote as follows: II want your daugh-
ter-the flower Of your family"
BY return mail came the old mans
reply: "Your photography seems to
have fiat wheel. What you want is
doubtless the flour in connection with
my dough, and if my girl wants you l
suppose I'll have to give up."-Chicago
News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
No Resemblan

woman and cats" said the youth
full boarder, "are alike"
wrong, young man." said the cheer
full idiot. "A woman can't run up a
telegraph pole, and cat can't run up
a millinery bill"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
A Business Deal.

Miss Roxley," said the foxy fortune
hunter, twill you not deign to love me,
to marry me"
"That's good deal to expect, Mr..
Hunter" replied the homely heiress
coyly.
"Yes," remarked he thoughtlessly, ut
will be a good deal If it works.
Ollie Standard and Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
Secure For the Moment.

"Why is it that woman who GUS
sips is always sure to find listener"
Il suppose" answered Miss Cayenne,
ats due to a realization that when
she's gossiping to you she can't be gos-
siping about you."-Washington Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
He Enjoyed the Rest Of the Game

He Enjoyed the Rest OF tho Game.
"Now, that is what Is known as a
safe hit" volunteered the escort, land
entities the runner to take his place on
the second base"
"Yes," responded the damsel, land If
that duffer had the base running abil-
ity Of an ice wagon he'd have stretch
ed that bingle into a three bagger."-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
The Duchess Philosophy.

The old Duchess of Cleveland invit-
ed relative to her husbands funeral
and told him to bring his gun. add
ing, 1--WE are old. we must die. but
the pheasants must be shot."-Sir AL
gernon Vests "reminiscences.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
Natural Deduction.

Her Mother-How long has Mr.. Slo-
boy been counting you?
The Daughter-Nearly two years.
Her Mother-I should think he'd get
tired Of making love to you.
The Daughter-I guess he Is. At
least he proposed last night.-Houston
Post.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
Curative Eggs.

Miss Sue Brette-Eggs are supposed
TO be an excellent medicine.
Foote Lighte-Did you ever know
eggs to cure anybody of anything?
Eyes. l knew them to cure man
once of the idea that he was an ac-
tor."-Yonkers Statesman.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
Two Bits.

Two Bits.
Once there was twenty-five cent
piece who thought he was the whole
thing.
Foolish one" said a subsidiary coin
who occupied the next compartment in
the till, you are not the whole thing
by any means. You are but a quarter
of the whole"
eyes, but, being quarter, am not
complete in and to myself? Am not
a unit, one and indivisible, an ego, an
entity?"
NO" broke in grumpy, crumpled
greenback with the emphasis with
which old age customarily punctuates
its remarks, you are not unit You
are dual personality; hence the ap-
pellation two bits"
How things are changed" said the
shopkeeper as he rang up another sale.
New York Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30

A year passed by. and now the boy
Is quite bit more bold about it.
Kind folks have told his parents, too,
But they are much inclined to doubt It.
The fumes no longer make him i'll.
He'd gladly tackle something stronger
He smokes until there's this much left
And sadly wishes 1t were longer:
III
Charles r. Barnes in Puck
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
TIME CARD
HARBOR BELLE
DAILY TIME CARD.


In effect March 16. 1908:
Lv. Montesano for .Westport a. m.
Lv. Aberdeen for Westport a. m.
Lv. Hoquiam for Westport. $50 a. m.
Arrive at Westport ...... HOO a. m.
Lv. Westport FOL Mo.,tesano 1880 a. m.
Lv. Aberdeen for Ifof tesano p. m.
Arrive at MoEtes &c $500. p. m.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30
TALE OF 4 CIGARETTE.

When Willie first smoked cigarettes.
He did 1t strictly on the quiet,
Along with several other boys
Who wanted very much to try It.
A dizziness was In each Whit,
And though wee Willie knew he'd love II
In time, he felt quite satisfied
When he had smoked just this much of II
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-11-30

When several weeks had fitted by
The child was more accustomed to II.
Before his mates he grandly smoked
And very proud he was to do it.
Five puffs he'd take before he'd choke.
With watery eyes he'd then regard 1t
And smoke 1t down about this far
Before. sufiiced. he would discard It:
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1908-09-08
NO PASSES TO PAPERS
FOR ADVERTISING SPACE
Decree Entered by Federal Judge
Kohlsaat Restraining the
Railroads.

Chicago, September "a formal
decree was entered today by Judge
Kohlsaat in the United States circuit
court in the test case brought by the
government against the Chicago, In
dianapolis and Louisville Railway
company restraining the company
from issuing further passes to per-
iodicals in exchange for advertising
space, the issuance Of such transpor-
tation having been declared recently
bv the court to be violation OF the
Interstate commerce law. Following
the entry of the decree, petition
for an appeal to The United States
supreme court Was granted, and on
the furnishing Of an appeal bond OF
$1,000. the Injunction was STAYED
pending the decision Of the supreme
court. provided the appeal IS taken
within the allotted time OF thirty
DAYS.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1908-09-08
FRANK P. SARGENT DEAD.
SARGENT was a Man Whose Sincere
Personality Appealed to Those
, Who Knew Him.

Washington. September 4.-Frank
Pierce Sargent, commissioner gener-
al Of immigration. for over Is Years
Grand master Of the Brotherhood Of
Locomotive Fircmen. and one Of the
most forceful characters in the field
of labor. immigration and allied Qucs-
t;ons in the country. died at his
apartments a the Manor house in
this city today. He was u years old.
For many weeks a paralytic, the re-
suit of a fall while visiting in Shep-
herdstown, ". Va, in July. he had
shown much Improvement until We'd
nesday evening last when a sinking
spell set in, from which he never
rallied. In accordance with his eS-
pressed wish his body will be cremat-
ed BY local undertaken following a
brief funeral service at 3 O'Clock
Sunday Afternoon. Rev. Holmead, as
sistant rector Of St. Paul's church,
will oficiate.
The death Of the former leader
and friend Of organized labor, of
whom it was said that no railroad
magnate ever refused to see while he
was at the head Of the Brotherhood,
was surprise to the department OF
commerce and labor. Secretary
Straus was much affected.
Mr.. Sargent was a native Of East
Orange, Vt. He worked for a while
in New England mills and then be-
cause Of impaired health went to
Arizona. where as a United States
cavalrvman he participated in the
Apache Indian campaign and later
began his labor career as an engine
wiper on the Southern Pacific rail
way. For five years he fired engines
on that system. In 1885 he began his
tenure Of office as head Of the order
Of locomotive firemen. He eXerted
every effort toward avoidance OF
strikes and Won tie confidence OF
both the railroad officials and the
members Of his own organization.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1908-09-08
CINCO CIGARS can be bought from
l to 1000 at Broaddus & Ruff's.

500 Mile State Family Tickets $11.-
25.-Good over the Atlantic Coast
Line in each State for the head or de-
pendent members Of family. Limit
ed to one year from date Of sale.
1000 Mile interchangeable Indivi-
dual Ticket $2O.00.-Good over the
in the Southeast aggregating 10000
miles. Limited to one year from date
Of sale.
1000 Mile Firm Ticket $4,000
Good over the Atlantic Coast Line
and 30 other lines in the Southeast
aggregating 10000 miles; for a man
ager or head of firm and employees IL
lines in the Southeast aggregating d.
mited to five, but good for only one
Of such persons at time. Limited to
Atlantic Coast Line and 80 other lines
one year from date Of sale.
1000 Mile Southern interchangeable
Individual Ticket $25.00.-Good over
the Atlantic Coast Line and IS other
900 miles. Limited to one year from
date # sale.
All mileage tickets sold on and af-
ter April 1st, 1908, will not be honor
ed for passage on trains, nor in
checking baggage Except from non
agency stations and stations not
open for the sal eof tickets) but must
be presented at ticket Offices and there
exchanged for continuous tickets.
Is cent saved in passage fare by
purchasing local ticket from our
agents.
Atlantic Coast Line.
T. C. White,
General Passenger Agent.
". J. Craig,
Passenger Traffic Manager,
Wilmington, n. G.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1908-09-08
NEW HATS ARE GIGANTIC.
Huge Crowns and Brims Larger Than
Ever.

At the first fall opening Of Arm
strong. Gator & Co., held recently,
were shown the advance styles Of the
fall seasons hats. As on previous
occasions the display was large and
comprehensive. and many exquisite
examples Of fashionable millinery
were exhibited 10 the admiring crowd
Of buyers.
It cannot be truthfully said, how
ever, that many Of the fall styles in
hats are individually beautiful. They
are only pretty as compared with
other hats Of the present. Indeed. the
millinery outlook is dark and gloomy.
There are mumurs Of revolt against
the styles, and if Hobson, the war
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1908-09-08

the number Of large crowns is mark
ed.
To increase the size of the crowns,
the newest device there is in the col
lar effect of wings, finished off with a
big cluster Of large wings at the front
or left side. This collar effect is seen
often. too, in cascades Of quilted rib
bon and ostrich plumes. The new
method of trimming is directly in the
front or at the right side, and the
fancy quilts and aigrertes are fire.
quently stood perpendicularly against
the rrown. Some Of the crowns shope
as do the milk pail and others flare
out and puff.
The buckles that are to be such a
feature of the season are mammoth,
to correspond with the crowns. Some
of them are six and eight inches long,
Among the popular felts will be that
short nap beaver, and velvet and sat
in and the new Ottoman silk Will be
used in combination on brlms and
crowns. Fancy braids and trimmings,
some passementerie effects, and ere
tonne will be arranged on many OF
the hats. Persian effects will still be
popular.
As contrast to The huge hats there
will be Worn also some iauntE little
toque<. cloSe-fitting and trimmed
with quillS and soft curling plumeS.
The directoirc hat is the fad Of the
the fall and winter. 1t IS like the fa-
miliar mushroom sailor and Is finish
cd with long friengcd loops Of ribbon
fastened on each side of the edge Of
the brim and arranged to tie under
the chin or to orm 4 band effect
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1908-09-08
BLUE RIDGE SCHEDULES.
Eastb0und.

No. g, leaves Anderson at $50 a.
m., for connection at Belton with
Southern for Greenville.
No. IL, from Walhalla, leaves An
derson at lO.15 a. NJ, for connection
at Bolton with Southern Railway for
Columbia and Greenville.
No. 20, leaves Anderson at 3.2O
o. m., for connections at Belton with
Southern Railway for Greenville.
No. 8, daily except Sunday, from
Walhalla arrives Anderson 6.24 p.
M. with connections at Seneca with
Southern Railway from points south.
No. 10, from Walhalla, leaves An
derson at 4.57 p. m, for connections
at Bolton with Southern Railway for
Greenville and Columbia.
Westbound.
No. II, arrives at Anderson at $50
a. m., from Belton with connections
from Greenville.
No. 9, arrives at Anderson at 1924
p. m, from Belton with connections
from Greenville and Columbia. Goes
to Walhalla.
No. 19, arrives at Anderson at $40
p. m., from Belton with connections
from Greenville.
No. II, arrives at Anderson at
6.29 p. m, from Bolton with con-
nections from Greenville and Colum-
bia. Goes to Walhalla.
No. 7, daily except Sunday, leaves
Anderson at 920 a. m, for Walhala,
with connections at Seneca for local
points south.
Nos. II, 18, 10, and 20 are mixed
trains between Anderson and BeltoE.
Nos. and are local freight
trains, carrying passengers, between
Anderson and Walhalla and between
Walhalla and Anderson
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1908-09-08
BOB TAYLOR ENTHUSIASTIC.
The Fiddling Senator From Tennes-
see Talks Poiitics-Declares That
the Sentiment for the Nebraskan
the Country Over is Tremendous.

Zach McGhee in Charlotte Observer.
Washington. Sept. Ex-senator Bob
TAYLOR, Fiddling Bob, Yarning Bob,
but ever interesting and perennially
picturesque Bob, Of Tennessee, you
know, leaned slightly forward, spit a
sousing flood Of tobacco juice into or
partly into a spittoon about six feet
away, wallowed his tobacco quid
around his mouth q time or two and
in his familiar droll drawl spaEe thus:
II have just come back from trip
through Texas. Missouri. Oklahoma,
T;nSa<. Nebraska and Indiana. |
have been lectui'ing at Chautauquas
six nights a week. You know the
Chautauqua movement all through
that country out there is something
tremendous They come from far and
wide by the thousand. come in their
covered wagons, and camp just like
the old time Methodist camp-meeting,
and, my soul alive, they have every
kind of entertainment man can
think of, music, moving pictures, lee
lures, ever kind Of thing. That's
what I've been doing. I just stood on
the platform and turned loose on 'em
what had. And they stood it re-
markable we'll, too, considerin'.
Great Bryan Sentiment.
"Po1itics. he went on, stopping
now and then to shift the tobacco
quid, "why, YOU never heard tell of
the politics there is out there. No
body's mad. though; everybody in the
best Of humor. I would just sit about
after I got through my little plat
form business, and listen to 'em.
They don't mind saying what they
are going to do, either. And [ tell
You the sentiment for Bryan is some
thing tremendous.
The senator was sitting on a sofa
in his room at his hotel here last night
when I called on him. He had shut
himself up in this room for some rea-
son or other so that at the desk IN
the hotel office the clerk said to me,
"He isn't stopping here" This was
strange, I had been told by a friend
he was there, and I so said to
NE clerk. II haven't seen him." he
said. "He isn't stopping here. y
''Hasn't been here?' I asked. "No,'
he replied, but as I was turning away,
he observed, "if YOU will give me Your
card I will see if I can find him. .
The significant way he said this
brought the card at once, and after
the porter had once taken me to the
wrong room. t. ex-senator Welllng-
ton, Of MARYLAND, with whom l was
forced to talk for about fifteen min
utes because he had my card on his
table and thought it had been sent to
him, and another little wait | was
shown INTO the room Of 'Elddlln9
Bob" who was all smiles rs he usu-
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1908-09-08

ally is. An'i lie WAS wound up, as
usual.
I'll tell you1'' he said. II was {,
presidential elect"r in Tennessee III
1854. and presidential elector in
Tennessee means more than it does in
most States. for there Il man is en-
pected 10 get out and run just like
for any other Office | Stumped the
State that year for Cleveland, and |
>tumped it again for Cleveland in
1892. and it is my deliberate Judgment
that things look brighter this year for
Bryan than they ever looked for
Cleveland in either 1881 or 1892.
Judging by the way the people talk,
you understand he added. ~ feel
confident Indiana is going Democrat
ic. Nebraska is certain to go for
BRYAN" And here he stopped.
"How about Kansaso" I asked.
"Upon my SOUL he answered, II
believe Kansas will 90 Democratic. "
Will Pull Republican Votes.
"I heard numbers Of men out there
talk this way, I've been a Republi-
can and have always voted the Re-
publican ticket, but I'm going to vote
for Bryan. We've tried to down
Bryan in every way because we
thought he was not safe, that he
was all wind and that sort Of thing,
but he just will not down. After
both his overwhelming defeats he has
shown himself a big enough man to
absolutely dominate the Democratic
party and to keep up a big enthus-
iasm for him in all parts Of the coun-
try. He is far bigger today than he
ever was, and he always has had the
interest Of the people at heart, and
I'm just going to vote for him. OF
course. I'd vote for Roosevelt if he
were running. but as he IS not, I'm
going to vote for Bryan. y
He is Convinced.
That there is nothing new, as 9TH
ers who have come from the West
have told us before. bnt the TenneS-
see senator and lecturer SAYS he has
heard 50 much Of this sort of talk
that he is convinced that the country
is for Bryan.
''The talk about TennesSee's going
Republican is ridiculous" he said
when asked about his own State.
eff there is anything 7 do know 1t IS
the State Of Tennessee. every coun-
tv. every town and hamlet, every
rock and rill. vine and figtree. and
7 know the Democratic State Of Ten
nessee will give Bryan bigger ma
iority than it has ever given any
body in many day. Oh, yes, I'm
going out there to take the stump.
I'm going to get up and tell the boys
what's what and how's how.'
The senator paid a high tribute to
ex-senator Carmack, his opponent IN
the race for the senate. and express
ed great pleasure that Carmack had
again become the editor Of a daily
newspaper, The Nashville TenneS-
sean. "Hc's a wonder." he said.
"Tho pens lis fort. and BE will be-
COME another Henry NattcrS"n It
he continues his present work. tie
wilr be power this year for the
Democratic ticket. >
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1908-09-08

DIR. HUIET's All-Healing Llriment,
the best household remedy on the
market, try it and. be convinced.
Mayes' Drug Store.