Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1908-09-25


Held go to the end of the world
Tor you. She-You won't have to 90
tnat far, I'm here.-The Sphinx.
Bridget, wasn't that policeman max.
ing love to you in the kitchen, last
nightT HE thot he was, num-
life.
Passenger-How do you feel. nv
good man. when the giant waves comes
tumoIing over the ship? Old Salt
Wet ma'am-werry wet!
Pa-Sometimes get discouraged
about Willie. Ma-What's the matter
now? Pa-Here he is, Ii years old,
and he can't throw an outcurye vet
Newark News.
Have you ever been cross-examinea
oeforeT' inquired barrister of a wit
ness who was occupying his attention.
! fHaVe l exclaimed the man. Didn't
I Just tell you l am marriedT
Bacon-There's one thing can't
understand. Egbert-Tell it to me.
Bacon-When a couple get married, it
Is said they become one. But, again.
they say 1t takes two to make a quar-
rel.
Teacher Ito new pupil): whats
your name" New Pupil: "T-t-tommy
T-t-tinker." Teacher-"And do you
stutter all the time, Tommy New
Pupil-"N-n-no, m-ma'am; o-only when
7 t-t-talk."
Mrs. Uptown trust that we shall
get along very nicely, Nora. am not
at all difficult to suit. Nora (the new
maid mo, ma'am; that's what I
thought the blessed minute 1 set eyes
on the master.
How do you account for Casey'a
wonderful success as a policeman"
The fact that he used to work in the
ditch" How does that account for
it?" ut made him proficient in the art
Of throwing mud"
Mr.. Bunsby-If that young mans
coming here to see you every day in the
week, you had better give him a hint
to come after supper. Miss Bunsby-
l don't think it's necessary, pa. That's
what he comes after.
An editor Is reported by Lippincott's
as saying-when asked on what he bas-
ed his assertion that his small boy was
cut out for an editor-"Why, every
thing he gets his hands on he runs and
throws into the waste-basket."
Mr.. Batch--I have my doubts about
this idea that the more you give away
the more you have. Mr.. Phamleigh-
No question at all about it. l gave
away my daughter two months ago
and now she's returned to me with her
husband.
Farmer-I'm a-goin' to drive to town
some day next week, Marthy. His
} Wife-You can't Hiram. wuz just
lookin' over the skedool Of auto races
an there amt an open date for boss
drivin' on the roads for the next ter
days.-Puck.
When little Hiss Helen learned thai
moving day was near she asked for
But what have you to packT' asked
her aunt. "Why," replied the child ii
surprise, my Teddy bear and othel
useful things"
A woman on the train asked the con
ductor how long the cars stopped a
the station. He replied: Madam, w
stop lust four minutes, from two t.
} two to two two" The woman turned
to her companion and said: II wonde
If he thinks he's the whistle on tn
engine"
: 81 didn't know your mother wa
dangerously ILL.," said the observan
, neighbor. "Why, she isn't" replied tn
dainty daughter. what made yo'
think thatY" 81 saw you washing tn
. dishes this morning" And Is 1t an
wonder that they never speak as the
pass by?-Detroit Free Press.
The class was discussing animals
how they walked, got up, etc. Ate
she explained the cows method OF riE
inc to her feet, the teacher asked
do you know any other animal tina
gets I'D like a cowT Silence reigne
for a moment, then one little girl tin
Idly raised her hand. What Is 1t?
asked the teacher. "a calf" was tn
whispered reply.
In Glasgow car was an aged lrisf
man who held a pipe in his moutl
The conductor told him he could ne
smoke, but he paid no heed. Present.
the guard came into the car and sal
with a show of irritation, Didn't
tell you you could not smoke In tn
carp "Well, Orm not smoking
you've got a pipe in your mouth
$50 OF have me feet in me boots" r
piled Pat, "but Oi'm not walking"