The morning journal-courier., 1908-08-10

pillhtiVl pl stuIlhcn iull ol soou things to eat and drink, held in uncom- fortable solution by an undigested speech" In the course of humorous of the situations in which the doctor and the lawyer find them selves he said When the patient re- covers. or the client has succeeded in his suit, the old hardlhood and impenl- tence return, The patient insists that his strong constitution carried him through, and the client declares that he always knew there was nothing In the case of his adversary They haggle over our bills and wonder how we can charge so much for so little work, But sometimes the life or the law suit cannot be saved. In such a case we must not overlook difference in our situations, with features In favor of the doctor. The defeated client Is left in a vigorous and active condition, not only in the complete enjoyment of hls an- cient privilege of swearing at the court, but also with full capacity to swear ut his lawyer The defeated patient, on the contrary. Is very quiet indeed snd can only swear at his doctor If he has left his profanity In phonograph to be ground out by hs executor"
 Perhaps no address that>Mr. Cleve- land ever delivered was so replete with kindly banter and happy fun as the talk which he gave on being received Into fellowship by his neighbors at Sandwich, Mass, on July 25, 1891. II created delightful atmosphere and strengthened the local admiration for the distinguished summer resident. T suppose when you greet me as your neighbor today he said in the course of hls remarks, you have in mind the fact that l have come among you to spend at least large part of each l year, and that intend to maintain this sort of residence here as long as the expense of farming and fishing enables me, from slender purse, to meet your rate of taxation and the cost of provisions. In the meantime, l declare my intention to be a good neighbor. No quarrels can arise over my line fences, for I have none. l keep no chickens, and my cattle do not run at large I suppose l have pretty de- cded political opinions, and I judge from the election returns of this coun try that they are not such as have heretofore received the utmost sym pathy and encouragement in this par ticular locality Notwithstanding, how ever, my positive knowledge that the large majority of my neighbors are in sad state of delusion politically, shall not quarrel with them on this subject nor permit myself to become a political scold must be peaceful and neghborly, even if see my neighbors go to political destruction before my eyes u.
 T prize my home here so much that look forward with trepldation to the time when shall temporarily leave 1t, fearing that in my absence some en- vious mortal from distant and be- nighted quarter may, in some manner, rob me of 1t. The wonder Is that the entire American people do not flock hither and attempt to take possession of all our domain in true Oklahoma style. Let us look for a moment at some of our suburbs and surroundings. We have located Boston just far enough away to be convenient trad ing place. and yet not near enough to annoy us with its noise and dirt nor to permit It's children to damage our cranberry bogs, Though we know that the Pilgrims landed in Barnstable county we see At to maintain Plymouth Rock just far enough outside to serve as stimulus to our patriotism with out being bothered by the strangers who visit the spot"
 The rollicking humor of the Sand wich address is almost equal to that which marked Proctor Knotts eulogy of Duluth, and 1t is wholly devoid of the sarcasm which permeated the Ken lucky orators tribute to the zenith city of the unsalted seas. On May H. 1892. reception was rendered to Mir Cleveland by early friends and asso- ciates at Buffalo. Mir. Cleveland's re- sponse was in vein of happy remn- iscence. He made jovial allusions to some of his old friends. Referring to Wilson shannon Bisscll, who studied in MT. Ceveland's law firm and who be- came postmaster general in Mir. Cleve- lands second term. he said. 'l am
 lad to know that he nas grown to be very fair lawyer and is a respectable citizen. understand he has lately mar ed, which Is something that for the last five or six years I have thought was a very proper thing for man of his age-or even my age-to do' Re- calling his early recollections of John G. Milburn. the famous lawyer, the speaker said on the same occasion:
 He usually had lawbook under his arm In the street and l used to won der If he was trying 10 absorb law through his armpits. It Is quite clear that he has managed to get good deal of 1t into his head through some channel"
 These selections, which might be multiplied. Illustrate a side of MT. Cleveand's nature which has not been adequately appreciated, doubtless be- cause 1t has been overshadowed by his more rugged characteristics. It rs- quired just the right occasion to in- duce the ex-president to assume playful role in public, but when he assumed 1t and let his sunshiny humor
 flow he was as entertaining as under other conditions he was instructive and impressive. Hartford Times.
 
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