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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-05
HON. COHEN PASSED
OUT THE SMOKES

Hon. Joel Cohen, who was elected to
the House of Representatives with fly
ing colors, is 5. sort of big Tim Sui
Ivan in Honolulu politics When Cohen
goes into the game of politics, he be-
lieves in advertising and plenty of it.
Big posters on dead walls, small posters
scattered broadcast in his district, the
glad hand, free tickets to moving pic
ture shows, and cigars galore are what
he eanvasses with, while Joe always
wears Habana, looks prosperous, and
carries smile that wins the votes.
Joel's stunt in the Pauoa precinct in
giving tickets to the moving picture
theater, was one of the hits of the cam
paign. In some respects it was for
tunate thing for him that the Electric
Company could not connect up the
power with the picture machine at the
meeting place, for it gave the inspira-
ton which brought many votes.
As to cigars, Joel handed them out
on election day with free hand. The
eigar-giving was to win votes for him
self, but lot of 500 which he had the
day before election helped out Jim
Quinn for supervisor as well.
Jim took Joel out in his big buzz
wagon. Joel took his cigars along to
distribute. Joel s district was lust the
Fourth, while Quinn. being a supervisor
candidate, operated in both the Fourth
and Fifth districts Jim dubbed into
the Fifth, and in one precinct. while
Joel was busy talking. handed out
about two hundred of the perfeetos
After that the impresario kept Jim in
the Fourth and the other three hundred
went to Joel 5 credit.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-05
YOUNG HOTEL ROOF
GARDEN BAND CONCERT

A public moonlight band concert will
be held this evening at 1880 at the
Young Hotel roof garden.
Part I.
March-Gitanette ...... Valdeverde
Overture-Ivan .............C onterno
Intermezzo--Garin .. Breton
Selection-The Lombardians. -. Y erdi
Part II.
Songs ar. by Berger
Observation-Disclosures Rusticana. .....
........ Mascagni
Waltz-Tender Kisses 49,. Waldteufel
Finale-Polichinelle .. .Fahrbach
The Star Spangled Banner.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-05
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Yamatoya shirts, nothing better;
1246 Fort street.
II Yoshihawa, l6S King street, rents
Bicycles and sells them.
'%- GO to the Royal Annex, Nuuanu and
Merchant streets. for meals or drinks.
Our annual Thanksgiving linen sale
will begin next Monday. Sachs Dry
Goods Co.
A pretty wife, a well furnished table
and food cooked on gas stove is the
definition of happy home.
The Eagle Dyeing and Cleaning
Works will put your clothing in good
order. Fort and Kukui streets.
Wing Chong Co. carry fine lines of
furniture They will make to order
from special designs if requested.
You can get nicely embroidered shirt
waists. kimonos and novelties at Sage
gusa Shoten. Nuuanu avenue above
Hotel street.
Fine lot of corn fed turkeys for
Thanksgiving; also chickens and geese.
Come early and get your pick. Club
Stables. Tel. 100.
Mrs. Kearns' delicious homemade
mincemeat for Thanksgiving on sale at
leading groceries. Just as cheap. and
twice as nice as the imported article.
Make the children at school happy
for Thanksgiving with a case of Island
Jams. The Lurline viii get it there in
good time. Ring up lilo and order
some.
The Union Electric Co., win attend
70 any house wiring Won require. Per-
sons contemplating building should
consult them before deciding upon
house plans.
The wireless system for communica-
tion with incoming and outgoing steam
ers is now in perfect working order,
and has proved to be quick, safe, and
accurate.
The Lawrence Barrett cigar is one of
1 the very few ten cent cigars that have
Atbe true Havana flavor. Accept no
substitutes when you ask for it. Sold
by all dealers.
The Palace Cafe is open every day
and evening in the year. Short order
lunches served with the finest draught
beer in the city. Corner of Richards
and Merchant streets.
ETiHNlU2 anu uENNAtpAhEs a
piers business, is best when done by
a photographer Bring your films and
plates to r. w. Perkins, photographer,
Hotel street near Fort.
The Y. :. Sachs Dry Goods Co. have
inst received a full line in all colors
and shades Of Royal Society Floss IN
Rome aud India and an assortment OF
ROYAL Society packages.
The eutest thing for your den or cosy
corner is a bit of real Indian pottery.
Come and look at the Island Curlo-
Steiner 's-Elite building, Hotel street.
Curios. souvenirs and post cards OF
better grade.
Eve distress does not always mean
glasses. but it does mean that you
should find out at once whether you
do need them or not. We tell you
honestly. A. \. Sanford, optician, Bos-
ton building.
Why not have a good kodak IT
doubles the pleasures of life by making
them lasting. We have kodaks in ev-
erv size. and every convenience that
goes with them. Honolulu Photo sup !
PLY Co.. Fort street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-05
DEMOCRATIC ADv1cEs.

National Committeeman Waller OF
the Democratic party received a cable,
gram yesterday morning from Urey
Woodson, secretary of the Democratic
National Committee, from Chicago, as
follows:
Taft elected overwhelmingly. Bryan
carries Nebraska, Nevada and Colorado,
and loses Maryland, West Virginia. In
diana close.
Another. cablegram to Mr.. Waller
from Mr.. WoodsOn, arriving yesterday
afternoon, was as follows:
Maryland, West Virginia also Demo.
cratic Indiana Republican, with a
Democratic governor.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-05

Why be so wrapped up in purely
mercenary considerations?' said the
persuasive eampaigner. "Why not join
rs and fight for the cause?'' ''Young
man." answered Mr.. Dustin Stax.
. | IN not fighting for causes; I'm
fighting for results . - Washington
Star.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-05
MUSCULAR PAINS.

Hundreds of TESTIMONIALS could be
furnished showing the great pain re-
iieving power of Chamberlain's Pam
Balm in cases of muscular rheumatism
lameness or soreness of the muscles
from any cause. 1t is for sale at all
dealers. Benson. Smith s. Co, Ltd,
agents for Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-05
A SCHOOL CLOSED.

The school at Kawaihapai near Wal.
alua has been closed until a teacher to
succeed III. N. Stalnaker has been found
The school is a one-room school with
about twenty-five pupils.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-05

Mrs. Bools of Richards street wishes
TO announce that she has taken the
entire outfit of Miss de Lartigue and is
now located at the latter IS office, Room
6, Young Hotel.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-05

At Appleton, Wis.-Lawrenee, u;
Hamline, 0.
At Reno-Goldfeld High, 6; Reno
High O.
At Ogden-salt Lake, Is; Ogden, 9.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-11-05
$25 Reward

viii DE paid by the HAWAIIAN GA
EETTE CO., LTD, for the arrest and
conviction OF any person found stealing
copies or the Advertiser from ad-
AreGscs OF subscribers.
y G. y. CRANE,
Manager.
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1908-12-26
Bachelors.

Bachelors are cultivated in al
large cities. They live in bachelor
apartments and bungalows. They can
be seen during the day in counting
houses and on the golf links, and in
the evening at dinner parties and
poker games.
Bachelors at one time were easily
caught with almost any kind Of bait
and swallowed bait, hook. slnker and
all often at the first throw. Now
however, a more foolish and overcon-
more wary and hide I'm the depths OF
their bachelor apartments, or in the
deep poolrocms, from which they can.
not be lured.
They are gregarious in their habits,
running in schools but they stand
by each other, and it is very unusual
to find a solitary one. Occasionally,
however, a more foolish and oYercon
fident specimen will poke his nose
into a summer resort, when he is
promptly landed.
Bachelors are, In reality, the bull
wark Of the nation. BY not getting
married they do not raise families.
Families as we know, are constantly
consuming our natural resources.
Bachelors are, therefore. really pro
viding more natural resources for the
few. Their conduct, it will be seen,
is thus quite unselfish.-Life.
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1908-12-26
OUR NERVES.
They May &c Gained by Silence,
Solitude and sleep, says
one Writer.

In an article on NERVES" publish.
ed In Harper's Bazaar the story Is
told OF one OF cur noted scientists
who went to Dresden to consult the
famous specialist for broken down
nerves On hearing his symptoms tho
great physician said indifferently:
"Ach so? II Is probable that you
have-yes. all the gelehrten Cearned)
have neurasthenia naturally" The
remedy suggested was PLAY golf and
go to Egypt. You can get Munich
beer in Cairo. though It is disgusting
ly expensive there"
Silence, solitude and sleep are the
sovereign remedies suggested for jag
ged nerves Slight daily doses Of the
three "S's," It is claimed, will pre-
vent a nervous breakdown and may
be obtained by even the most busy
people But "All the learned men
have neurasthenia" is at once warn
ing and a consolation to the brain
worker. To drive the machine" with
skill and care is the problem OF the
successful American,
The writer of this article urges
that we ought to thank God that we
belong TO the most nervous, restless,
all pervading race the world has seen
since the days OF Julius Caesar. It
is our nerves" that make us what
we are.
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1908-12-26
Benefit Of gymnastics to Golfers.

On the subject of gymnastics and
golf Capt Hutchinson, who holds
gymnastic appointment in the Cold
stream Guards, reports: while
actually going through five hours
daily work in the gymnasium ! found
that the heavy work was certainly
detrimental TO golf. But think that
It eventually proved of the greatest
assistance, as It strengthened the
muscles OF the wrist and forearm,
which play such an important part
IN all golHng strokes. | found 1t
necessary to shorten my swing a lit
tie. and took 10 the overlapping or
Vardon grip, two changes that GER
tainly improved my game."-London
Standard.
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1908-12-26
Mhere TO Keen Your Eyes.

In walking about the Australian
gold fields II Is always advisable TO
keep your eyes on the ground. You
can never tell when you may kick a
nugget-or fall down a deserted shaft.
From Tarragulla, a district that has
been very prolific in valuable mug
gets, comes news OF a remarkable
and. A man walking across the
fields picked up what he thought was
a mushroom. II proved 20 be a mug
get and contained ESQ worth OF gold.
London Daily News.
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1908-12-26
rhla ls worm Reading.

Leo F. Zelinski, Of 6S Gibson street
Buffalo. N. Y. says: II cured the most
annoying cold sore ever had, win
Bucklen's Arnica salve. applied this
salye once a day for two days, when
every trace of the sore was gone
Heals all sores. Sold under guaran.
tee at s. w. Rowley's drug store. II
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1908-12-26

The best work on citrus fruits, pub
nshed 20 far as we have seen Is by
Professor H. II. Hume, ciothbound
price $3.50. II you want to kno"
more of orange growing send for .
CODY to Item, San Mhteo. Fla u
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1908-12-26
FOUND.

One of the best houses to handle
shipments of oranges and vegetables
Write them today. They are
HEWITT & COMPANY,
10 East Camden St.. baltimore, Nd
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1908-12-26

"a Il wise TO be naughty when the
mere dropping OF the ~ VIII make
naught Of Il?
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1908-12-26
GETS OUT
OF ORnEH
ManIove SeIf-Opening Gate

For any driveway or posts. Open.
ed by any vehicle without assist.
ance or stopping. Easily opened by
hand. on foot or horseback. and
never stands unfastened. Cannot
be opened by any stock. With full
control OF reins and teams, acci.
dents are avoided. The machin-
cry ia oil above ground. and SO
simple 1t never gets out Of order.
Satisfaction or no sale. II adds
safety of any home.
The San Mateo item. (San Mateo City, Putnam County, Fla) 189?-19??, 1908-12-26
Gainesville Nurseries

New cataIog for the coming season
contains good list Of fruit. forest.
nut and ornamental trees in variety;
shrubs. roses, palms, ferns. etc. sond
for T.
H. S. GRAVES, Prop,
Gainesville, Florida.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
Inhabitants Of Ascension island Live
in State Of Socialism.

Now and then one hears Of out of
the way places where the conventions
of life, as they are understood. do not
exist. One of these is where money
is useless This is Ascension island.
in the Atlantic.
This island is the property Of the
British admiralty. and is "ove-ned by
a cantc \ of thu -c-a, ray. The-o :
- .ivate property in land: SO there
&c no rents. taxes. etc. The hocks
ard herds are public property. and the
meat killed is issued in rations. Sc
are - vcsc,ch'c- Town on the
farms.
Hero. j, would seem. IS real social
ism. When 4 fisherman makes q Catc;
he brings it to the guard room. where
it is issued by the sergeant major. The
caiy private property is fowls and
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
LAVE Jack PRESCRIPTION


:: The increased use Of "To.is" foz
lame back and rheumatism Il causing
considerable discussion among the
medical fraternity. 1t is an almost In.
fallible cure when mixed with Ger.
tain other ingredients and taken prop.
erly. The following formula Is effec.
tive: ITO one-half pint of good
whiskey add one ounce Of Toris Com
pound and one ounce Syrup Sarsapa.
rilla Compound. Take in tablespoon
full doses before each meal and be
fore retiring"
Toris compound is product Of the
laboratories Of the Globe Pharmaceu-
teal Co., Chicago. but 1t as well as the
other ingredients can be had from any
good druggist.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
New. from the Settlement.

I'VE are not exactly happy on the
way. but We are not too mean 20
shout Amen when the rest of the
world cries 'Halleluia!'
Just how the editor knew We had
'possum for dinner last Tuesday is
more than we can tell. but he came
just in the nick Of time ard dined
with US.
I'VE have much for which to be
thankful. We raise our own turkeys.
but turkey for dinner is so common
In our settlement that we sometimes
forget to thank Providence for 1t.
There is no news to speak Of. ex-
cept that We'll all build up this old
country II we keep the saw in the log.
and keep the sawdust flying."-At-
lanta Constitution.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09

Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory if the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, it is usually neces-
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and fineness of the fabric is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality of the goods. This trou-
BILE can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as it can be applied
much more thinly because of it's great
or strength than other makes.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
Not Anxious at All.

Zone word of our language that is
almost always misused," said the par
ticuiar man, lis anxious You will
hear people exclaim how anxious they
are to see a certain play, or anxiO IS
to get new hat, or anxious to take a
trip to Europe, when they are not anx-
ious at all, but eager or DESTROYS. II
anxious were used only in the right
place We wouldn't hear 1t half So
often"
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
A Multiplicity of Fathers.

Ardyce had been learning to sing
America" at school and was trying
to teach It to brother Wayne. One
morning his father heard him shout
ing: Land where my papa died, land
where my papa died."
Ardyce interrupted: "Oh, no.
Wayne, not that way. 1t is Land
where our fathers died"
Wayne's expression could not be
described as he tipped his head side
wise. and in a very surprised tone
gravely asked: 1.-TWO Of 'em?'-De-
lineato:.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
LITTLE WORLD OF THEIR OWN

pigeons. Even the viii donkeys are
under government con. -ol. They are
listed Oh the books Of the paymaster.
and are handed over at sock taking.
The population cons SIS of a few
bluejackets. company Of marines and
some Kroos from Sierra Leone.
There a marine can do anything.
The muleteer is a marine; SO are the
gardeners. the shepherds. the stock
men. the grooms. the masons. the car.
reate-s, 60 the plumbers. Even the
island trapper. who gets rewards for
the tails of rats. is narine.-Sunday
Magazine.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09

Starch, like everything else, is be
ing constantly improved. the patent
Starches put on the market 25 years
ago are very different and inferior to
those of the present day. In the lat
est discovery-Defiance Starch-all in
furious chemicals are omitted, while
the addition of another ingredient, in
vented by us, gives to the Starch a
strength and smoothness never ap-
preached by other brands.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
GroNn.un Children.

It is not only the frivolous whom
the spirit of childishness is just now
leading astray. Stiffness is the fash
ion even among the wise. Women
especially affect a kind of childish
shrewdness in talking of serious sub
jects. Like. children who have the
habit of romancing, they lose the
sense of reality, and because they new
er talk exactly as they think they be-
gin to think exactly az they talk
London Spectator.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09

do tell me-" she said, mot what
people say, or what the officials send
out. but the real inside situation. Is
there going to be any war;
Il am afraid so.' he answered,
gloomily. The government is still in.
sisting that there is not much danger
of clash, and backs up its NANTES
toes by making no preparation what
ever. There has been no attempt to
mobilize fleet in the Pacific, nor to
assemble other vessels from foreign
ports; but our own advices are that
war is inevitable and may come at any
moment"
She did not respond, but seemed
almost to have forgotten him in her
reverie and contemplation of his
words. Nor did she express surprise
and interest when he gave her a seat
in the brougham which waited for
them beside the station gates. Not
till she heard him order the driver to
take them to a fashionable cafe did
she return from the land of abstrac-
ton and become vivacious again.
Where are you taking me-" she
asked. Did / understand it that We
are going to an old friend? I'm half
starved. and am going to drop all this
war subject for a WHILE
When he told her their destination
she clspped her hands and showed her
approval by saying: That's good.
Do you remember the little balcony
overhanging the street where green
things grow and we used to sit last
summer when We wanted to be alone
and talk? May We have the balcony
table," His smiling assurance that
he remembered and that it was to
that very spot he was conducting her
brought forth her applause at his Sc
lection. She leaned out to look ahead
as they approached it, looked con-
tented when they alighted before it,
and eagerly stepped within when the
attendant swung open the doors.
They walked across the carpeted
floors and between tables where 9TH
ers were dining. and everywhere as
they went she was recalled to the
sterner things of life by a converse
ton which had no other topic than
war. Here and there she recognized
men occupying more or less respon-
sible positions in the government, and
a few whose uniforms proclaimed
them to be officers of the army and
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
HOW'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. q.
We, the undersigned. have known F. J. Cheney
for the last Is years, and believe him perfectly hon.
Orabie in all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by his nrm.
WALDING. kINNAN MARVIN
Wholesale Druggists Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood end mucous surfaces OF the
system. Testimonials free. Price IS cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Hairs Family Pills ,or constipation.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
The ChanoInu Times.

Times have changed since $50 years
ago. when Halley's comet, for whose
temperance astronomers are now
looking, was in the heavens. Then the
Christian world prayed to be deliv-
cred from the devil, the Turk and the
comet" Now it says the devil is not
as black as he has been painted. the
Turk is a negligible quantity and the
comet would be rather welcome than
otherwise.-Boston. Transcript
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09

With a smooth iron and Defiance
Starch, you can launder YOU shirt
waist Just as well at home as the
steam laundry can; it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and it will be positive pleasure to
use Starch that does not stick to the
iron
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
Vain Man.

A man cannot show his -a1lty IN .
tight Skin. which forces hi, to walk
sideways down the staircase: but let
the match be between the respective
Tanities of the largest bearI a1d tight
est skirt. and here, too. he battle
would be TO the strong.-Gec ge Eliot
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
Work with . win.

We are. not sent into this world %
do anything INTO which We cannot put
our hearts. We have certain work 70
do for our bread and that Is to b
done, strenueuslys other work to do
for. our delight and thae is 10 be done
heartily; neither Is "a be- done BY
halves or shifts. but with will: and
what is not worth this effort is not
to be done at all.-John Ruskin "
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
No DECEPTION.

Il bought some boom lots in a coast
town. Feller wrote me the land might
all be gone in q week If / didn't buy
quick"
That's an old dodge"
But he told the exact truth. The
ocean is carrying it OF in chunks. -
S. Louis Republic.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09

One Thing That Will Live Forever,
PETTTTS EYE SALVE, first box sold in
1907, 100 years ago, sales increase yearly.
An druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo. n. Y.
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09
RECIPE ron REAL TROUBLE.
chssrsuily Contributes 70 IN ALREADY
Unhappy World.

Trouble making IL an older industry
than the manufacture Of steel. Cain.
the trouble maker. got into action be-
fore Tubal Cain, the iron worker;
and Eve got Adam into hot water long
before the Boiler Makers union began
business.
There are three kinds e trouble
imaginary, borrowed and real.
Imaginary trouble consists Of rail-
road accidents. earthquakes. fires, sui
cides. the pSorhouse, death, and the
grave, carefully mixed and taken
after 4 late dinner, or a drop in the
stock market.
Borrowed trouble is the kind We get
from our relatives. Its principal in
gradients are visits, borrowed money.
birthday presents, advice and expecta-
lions. But the real article is pro-
duced As follows: Put the sandals Of
endurance on your feet, take your life
in your hands and follow by turn the
How-to-Be- Happy Philosopher. the
Preacher Of Physical Culture and
the Apostle Of Diet-Puck
The Columbus journal., 1908-12-09

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar
made of rich. mellow tobacco. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.