The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-09-03

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Mrs 1nsxwesa wAy are tAese eggs
&C. smails Groc8 Daeke1wursE- rink
dry we're took fhon der BEST toa soan
alrsrsy PailaAAelssAAa Ledger
WIZARD glsany gfse yer fer yea
blrTlssiay This here hF9ss ring :
How'd yer know il aln's nothln' snf
brA&ss~ HE give Il ter me ~-Cieve-
Land Leader.
lis yoar husband having any lara
ar kne rare traeky ~Saae lnek. ar
ssFeresa young Hrs TorklnA -EHe hasa'E
caught cold nor had his pockees picked :
-Washiugtoa star.
why : Its~ asked the dear gsrs.
that the briseeroom's attendant -
called the -f~st znAns 4 SurEese ira
because he Is the best or grom led the
faSsy old barhelor.
Mofher-You and Willie have been
81 my cherries again / found the
stoaes in the nursery. Iohnny--Is
wasnr me. mother. Cause swallowed
all the stones o. mine
Mursel = woula you marry for
money! s,arsoze- I want
brains Muriel-Yes. shonld thlnk
50. II you dsnt wanr to marry for
rsaney-- Brsoklyn Life.
-Youx lore be cried. ~wozsd give
me the strength 70 I'm mounfains -
Dearest she murnured. 1T vii only
be necessary for yoa 10 raise TIE
dust --Town Topics
-Tcn me. brother. Is II possible to
let Robert know thar am an helFes<l 2
-fias be proposed 70 your Yes :
well. you may te surW be knows II
already. The Gossip
II costs uorp 70 live than IL dia
sezrs ago said the man who CON-
plains Yes answered the man who
fn1cys modern eonreniences. -but rs
worth naore - wasAing1on star
Professional Fasser-I should IKE
to undertake a fast q fear weeks In
this show ~ yours aow Auch sill
you pay nser Showman--I ean'f gre
you any salary. but ! vii pay Tor your
keep
what would ycu do ssked The ex-
cited politician. II paper sAouid eall
you q lIzr and a shsefsv We'll sal1
tire lawyer. ~ I we're yoa I'd toss up
a cent 50 s-e whether Ia regorzr OF LEX
tire editor
Miss Biond1ock-FIow dare yon seis
Ieeg.le my halr = bisacheds You know
x = false. Miss Rarenwinx- les.
detr. I know IL f. told them a was
bleachea before you got H. Phiiacel-
plaIa Snqnirer-
Il noticed she bowed 70 jon Is SIZE
an cid acquaintances- -E-yes. we're
slightly acquainted In fact. she's
sort Of distant relation she was the
frsf wife Of my second wife's husband
--chleago Tribune
oncer FIynn-An' 50 yez amt fake.
hey. How did yex lose yeT solShtz The
Blind Person-Oh. wss 0nce On the
police force with orders from my esp
tain not 70 see anyfhiu II got TO be
habit with me--f'uek.
Lord son-why. Pat. there usett
20 * TAO windmilis there Psf-Thrus
for ron. SIR. Lord T.ewson-Why Is
there but one nows Pat-B esiad. they
took one down 20 lave more sind for
t'ofner.-London Tst-Biss-
He-Do you remember THE night
proposed TO your She-Yes. dear.
He-we sat for one hour. and y0g /
never opened your mouth she-Yes.
remember, dear. He-Ah. that was the
happGest hour Of ny iife.-The Catholic
Mirror.
kindly Old Gentleman--weii. my 4
little man, and what's your nameg
The Little Man-Please. sir. dunno.
The kindly Old centienan-Bi Bless ny 4
soul. ron don't kn0w7 The Little Man
NO. sir. please, sir: mother got mar
rIed again yesterday
Farmer sacks-TIere's letter askin'
shout board for the summer. an want
hi 10 know Is thar bath In the house.
sFhat1l / tell EN-. Mirandys His Wife
= Tel 'en the truth Tel 'em II they
need 4 bath we'd advise EN- 70 take II
arore they comes--EIarper's Bazaar
every ballot must be counted the
arst speaker had declared. Il agree
with the gentleman yog have just
beard began the one who followed.
-but 20 as lar as TO say that In GER
tain emergencies some Of them must be
counted twice Philadelphia Ledger.
whats the matter with that old
henzy asked the guinea fowl. @she
looks worried ~Oh.s replied the ban
tam rooster. ~she,s q temperance crank,
and she's worrying for fear some Of
her eggs will be used IN the making OF
e9xnozg. ~--catholic Standard and
Times.
speaking Of bad falls remarked
Jones. Il fell out OF a window once
ana the sensation was terrible Dur
M nv transit through the air real
~ believe thought Of every mean
act had ever committed In my life.
sg4,rnfs arowled Thompson lyon