The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1908-10-10
Will rise IL mighty peals.
And the watchfui Teddy Bear will niI
At William Howard heels.

And the watchful Teddy Bear will nip
At William Howard heels.
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The pink mudguards of Sunny jim
will catch the frost descending. and
turn fine autumnal red, with the
burning sumac blending; the frost
will thin out Mr. Kern's elaborate
chin thicket. and each of these hair
bearing tails will go some en- his
ticket.
The frost will pant the sassafrass
deep and glowing red. and the farm
hand will resume his howl for blank
cts on his bed. The plant exuded
phosphorus will gossamer the air. the
stiff rheumatic will put on his wind
proof underwear. the southwark NOV
ing ducks will quack upon the reeded
lakes and man will line himself
inside with buttered flannel cakes.
The women will parade beneath
the big sky-scraper hats. and guy
lines strung to steady them will
anchor in their rats; and every time
the wind blows brisk. with many
screams and squeals. they'll all turn
turtle and will fan the azure with
their heels.
The camper will unto the woods
To live the life of Crusoe
And the quail will balance on a rail
And whistle like Caruso.
The poor hay fever patient will
return from his retreat. and every
time his nose goes off and honks upon
the street. we'll scramble for the
nearest curb as fast as we can dart.
believing that his lusty sneeze is
some skidoodle cart.
The candidate will press his suit
and tell his little jokes while he Is
handing out cigars they name for
famous folks; and Notwithstanding
all the harm this smoke has done as.
we'll all waltz up again and try hts
deadly Mrs. Guinness.
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| After the Goth, October will be
under the influence of the zodiacal
sign Scorpio, the crustacean. Persons
born in Scorpio are Holsters, and are
mostly actors and baseball players.
They have remarkable foresight.
Among other things. they can tell
when the hired girl is going to quit
and give her notice first.
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The armoured football player will
cavort in padded pants and butt to
beat a billy goat while frenzied
thousands dance. He'll cut the foe
with glass hid in his Paderewski
mop, and when they pile on sacks
he'll do war dance on the top. The
college men will all get up and yell
like Kingdom Come, the college girls
will swallow six or seven gobs Of
gum, the autumn sun will be obscured
by colors. horns and hats. the cata.
putting end will cave the other fell
lows Stats. the giant centers will
collide like two excursion trains.
the guards will paw the earth and
scramble one another's brains: and
when the ambulance drives up. with
great vociferaJion the bowling moi
will give three cheers for higher edu-
cation.
The frost ripened hickory nuts
Will rattle to the ground,
And local option will put on
The blower all around.
The hunters moon will sail the sky,
The bee will duck the clover.
And the other Wright in France will
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The Eiffel Tower over.
The flower for October is the hop.
This signifies that the fates are against
prohibition in one month of the year,
anyway.
Our gad-abouting feet will throw
a scare into Japan, and she'll the
Chinese coast until they tell the age
of An; and old John Rockefeller will
observe October nine. with q bic
barn dance at Forest Hill and infer
mented wine. the third month since
he's had to make a payment on that
fine.
And then November 3rd will come,
When all of us shall vote.
And one of these two Bills will have
To be the Billy goat.
liza Blot on Gods Creation
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