Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1908-09-25
KettIeson Up Against the Primary
He Defines His Opinion on the Scekon
Voice"
MASTER t,DITCR

MAESTER EDlTCR:
Plenti fellar wanted to kno bote no
desc Pri Mary seekon voice lection
run cut en- Skookum Guck. so aye
tank aye batter rate your paper no
it ban.
Ju see aye ban youst ala ;,ss hay de
peace en- Skookum Iuck. en- ii TAM
ave veuld lake to go on Legislator
toe, SO aye putet Oop good Doodle
panger vid de kounty oditor en- prent
a fu kardS of kettleSon EN- de Jello nag,
ar Matilda, vich aye sell yeep for fem
SAINT.
Da ban ira Gqdor falars no ban run
men for sam Offices - I,ilak Helson,
mae brooder-in-law en- SquGtC Tim
bersOn. en- Jankee falar, name Yin!
Hookeroop. Ven letson tame kun,
Kettieson no siXty-fem votes furst
voice en- nopetang seekon; Lilak no
twenty-saX furSt eI chuga-saX seek
on; Timberson, SO en- Il, en- Hoop
eroop forty-fem en- hwiAtcen, SO u
see Diet KettlesOn get most OF ,urst
voice votes. Then da Odder fclar
klaim de ban iackted on kount OF
seekon voice votes. Dis maket nae
hot en- kOlor. So aye issoO warrants
en- no dem all rested en- We tray en-
de kase all da, Efry felar no liars to
| took for hem. Then Kettleson tray
| tees own kase. Lilak en- odder fclars
object t. tyyen kase before kettleson
on kOunt det Ice ban entrusted ct
ban a Kanikatoo ho1rt rliSS.
Ave tai Liluk Diet ven aye iiaB iect
ed yOust en- ass bay de peace aye
taken oats Diet aye don't let mae vifes
relations bust oop de constitution hi
Washington en- aye skal take de kase
ynder advisement ira days, men in
de nieanlime aye skal issoo landau
muss Diet KGtiie@Qn bgr lected, en- de
oder ira falar ban fined twiXtGcn dol
lor for kOntempt of Rankahoo koGri:
en- skal go en- vail until Legislator
adjourns naXt spring
Ju see, Maesiter Editur, Kettleson
got two shingly mills, en- vun grinds
hweht, en- aye pay fem dolor tusen
, for fearst klass yingle-bolts en- half
price ~ SeekOn voice. Eft ban same
va vid seekon klqss votes, dey don't
kovnt ef in don't want dem. FL de
Legislator kant maket q Jaw Diet
seekon klass yingle bolts ban youst
81 guide as fearst klass, den de kant
mallet 4 law Diet seekon voice votes
kan beat kGtt!eSop sor Legislator.
So aye mock de eferiasten Stus0a out
de seekon voice votes vid u lamdaH-
mu. en- de konstitooshu of de State
hi Washington. Aye shud Sd 81,
After aye get tangs scttiot bay
Skookum Yuck, aye tank aye vii
hiched oop mae jcllo nag en- go bay
Olympia. Klaus aye wanted te see mae
old Norska fi'and SamneckleSon lao
fused to lccf bay Minoplis. So soon
hae see mae haze say; Hello Kettle
no in vas. en- Matilda, en- no vas pol
ticks en- SkOOkum Yuck!'
+ Aye toll Sam no aye nOcket otc dc
, seekon voice votes vid Il lamdammus
en- hae say haze nefcr hear of such a
tang bpfQr, en- ct beat the Secritar
bi State oifces al to pceces. Sam $;
. cfri falar no ban iacted taHk . DE Seei:
on voice vote batter en- ycn,ie rain
en- JUL, en- efri falar no get busted 5;
ct ban NOR of outrage rs Standard
Oil.
Aye ask Sam no ct vas Diet de Lei
ger en- P"y-L ban yumpin on him
Men Sam winket hees left eye slo tn
So de only wa to git votes is to no a lo'
; of papers prove Diet haze ban a Nor
. mon horse tief from Jutah, en- ready
to lope vid hees moder- law. en- de
ban plenti falars no ban leeta krook
ed en- hees own mind politically he
vil vote for hem on general princi
1 pies. Sam 50 haze get hwiXteen hun
dra votes en- dees wi bi Takoma er
bote fem tHsep bi Seattle.
= Aye tai Sam dis ban q nu wrinkle
en- naxt year aye vii tray ct en- Skoo
: kun Yuck, en- provo Diet kettlesor
violated oil de laws hi de Stat o
! Washington efri sex weeks. SO aye ta
Sam guide by, en- go cen Offices of Yol
? YOnson Skively, en- esket no he voS
en- eff haze ban lacted Skoorance kom
} som NOR, Yon sa haze kom troo o
; rate. Men plenti falar trayen t.
g send him oop Salt Kinks. Fin ha'
vas komen down ven oder falars gOel
! OOp, ven letsen tame kun round
D Aye tai YOn aye ban otfel glad en- e
p de tray to beat hem some NOR ay,
vii sand hem lamdammus from