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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
ARcHBoLp TALKS.
Defends Self Against Hearst Charges
Of Alleged crookedness.

~ SN'sSSSA SsSSs~~ssssSSSs
New York, Sept. 1s.-John d. Arch
bold, Of the Standard Oil company,
made the following statement today:
such correspondence and relations
as may have had years ago with
Foraker, were entirely proper and le-
gitimate If Hearst had come to Arch
bold direct, it would probably have cost
him less to secure copies of Archbold's
correspondence, than for Hearst to
have either employed or dealt with
thieves
Archbold characterizes the Hearst
statements regarding the alleged at
tempt to bribe ex-Attorney General
Monnett, of Ohio, as pure fiction, and
says they were answered and exploded
long ago.
"As to the statements alleging rela-
tions between Governor Haskell, of
Oklahoma, and Standard Oil company
contributions thru him or any one else
to the democratic campaign funds,
there is not shadow of truth in them.
Mr. Hisgen's insinuations about burn
ing his plant are absurd and unworthy
of notice."
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
RUNAWAY MAD DOG KILLED
Rabid Canine That Escaped From Fra
ger Caught Far Away.

Special to Times Republican.
Boone. Sept 1S.-The mad dog from
Frazer that has been running wild in
the country for twenty-four hours was
killed near Bear Creek. after thirty
five mile run 1t is feared the animal
bit many other dogs on the road.
The people of the county are warned
to tie up all dogs and keep them under
the closest guard.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
FORTY OVERCOME

Fire in Cold Storage Endansers Many
Lives BY Smoke, in South St. Joe,
Mo.
St Joseph, Ma. Sept. 1s.-Forty men
were overcome by smoke. in fire
which threatened the destruction OF
Swift & Company's packing plant, in
South st. Joe, last night. With the
possible exception of two, all are out
of danger. The cold storage baiiding
was badly damaged. The loss is s6o.-
600. The operation Of the plant will
not be interfered with.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
SPECIAL INDIANA SESSION.
County Local Option Bill Subject Of
Much Interest in Assembly.

indianapolis, Sept 1s.-The special
session Of the general assembly OF In
diana convened today under a call
from Governor Hanly, to consider four
subjects, including the county local
option bill, and a bill giving the gov
ernor authority to prevent the destruc-
ton of property by night riders, should
any be threatened. A subject of alb
sorbing interest. is the option bill,
which is favored by the republican
platform, and is being supported by
Governor Hanly and the republican
members, with few exceptions. Most
Of the democrats are opposed to the
measure.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
eoMpERs, HEARING HALTs.
abor Leader, in Contempt Proceed
inas, Refuses to Answer Question.

Labor Leader, IN Contempt Proceed.
inss, Refuses to Answer Question.
Washington. Sept 1s.-The taking OF
testimony in the contempt proceedings
against Gompers. Mitchell and Nor
rison, officers Of the Federation of
Labor. came suddenly to temporary
close today. Mr. Davenport sought to
question Gompers concerning editorials
printed in the current September NUM-
ber of the Federationalist. and on ad-
wise of his counsel. Gompers refused
to answer, because the utterances had
been made since the filing of the con-
tempt petition. A number of ques-
tions bearing upon this issue were
certified to Justice Gould, to determine
whether they are relevant.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18

The Weather.
1owa-Partly cloudy, with probably
showers tonight or Saturday; cooler in
the northwest tonight.
South Dakota-Probabiy showers and
cooler tonight; Saturday partly cloudy.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
UPRISING ON CRUISER.
British Crew Destroys Gun Sights 10
Vent Spite-Punished.

London, Sept. 1S.-As a mark of dis
approval at being called out at night to
repeat an evolution which had been
improperly performed in the daytime.
the crew Of the British cruiser Glib
raltar, while on the way to Australia.
destroyed all the gun sights aboard.
AS punishment all the customary
privileges Of the crew, including smok-
ing and the use of the canteen. have
been stopped until the culprits are
discovered The Gibraltar is at pres
ent at Albany, Western Australia,
where she took part in the welcome to
the American battleshir fleet.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
IS PER CENT SAFE
Director Chapel Reports Vastly I'm.
proved Conditions in Iowa's Corn
Crop and Says Yield Will Be $4,000,
600 to 100000 Bushels Greater
Than Last Year.

Special to Times Republican.
Des Moines, Sept. 1s.-Director
Chappell. of the weather and crop
bureau, says today that rs per cent OF
corn is safe from light frosts and that
In three weeks the entire crop will be
safe. With a constinuation of favora-
BILE conditions the crop will be 10000
900 or 20,ooo,oOO bushels greater thar
last year, and of better quality.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
Accident pisturbs Brother.

Iemans. France, Sept. 1S.-WllDur
wright brother OF Orville Wright, was
very much perturbed when ha heard
tbis morning the news from Washing
ton that his brothe. had suffered an
accident in which Lieutenant Thomas
Salfridee lost his life. He at once
countermanded the orders given TOT
preparations for his flight today, IN
which he expected to try for the
Michelin and Areo club prizes.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
sibIey Also Denies.

Franklin, Pa, Sept. 1S.-Former
Congressman Joseph c. Sibley today
denied most emphatically that he had
ever written to John D. Archbold,
ever written to John D. Archbold, vice
president of the Standard Oil company,
telling Archbold that he had warned
President Roosevelt not to offend the
Standard Oil company.
81 never had any such thing in
mind" said Sibley.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18

South st. Joseph, if Lieut. Benjamin
Foulerx, the navigator is successful IN
putting the machinery in order by that
time. The Baldwin balloon is the one
that successfully met the government
tests at Fort Myer last month under
the direction of it's builder Captain
Thomas S. Baldwin.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
Sherman Speaks At Fair.

Syracuse, Sept. 1s.-James s. sher-
man, republican candidate for vice
president, was the principal speaker
cussed the development and conserva-
ton Of the natural resources Of the
country, and called attention OF the
people to the methods Of government
which had made possible the great
development of the products. OF farms,
forests and mines.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
BOOK TRUST PROBE
Evidences Of Combination Among
School Book Makers and Des Moines
School Board Will Demand Federal
Ino,,;rv
s-Renll,hlican.

Special to Republican.
Des Moines, Sept 1s.-The Des
LMoines board of education. will lay
before the federal grand jury evidence
showing that the American Book COM
pany, the Appleton company and
CHM & Co., have made bids all quot
ing the same price on school books,
and that the prices are rs per cent
higher than in Indiana, Oklahoma and
Kansas, where the state buys books
thru a commission.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
NEGRO RAplsT MUST HANG.

Joseph James, of Springfield, Found
Guilty. After Exciting Trial.
Springfield. ILL.,, Sept. 1s.-At $50
last evening the jury in the Joseph
James murder case returned verdict
Of guilty and fixed the penalty at
death. James took the verdict uncon-
cernedly. There was no demonstra-
ton.
When the bailiff Informed the court
that the jury was ready to report
Judge Creighton addressed the large
crowd In the court room, and said
anyone making demonstration would
be summarily dealt with. Twenty
armed guards stood about the court
room to see that the order Of the court
was followed out.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
BURGLAR KILLS GUARD.
Penitentiary EmpIoye Shot Dead u
Bed by Midnight Marauder.

Michigan City, Ind, Sept. 1S.-Ed-
ward Quick, penitentiary guard, was
murdered at his home by burglar.
Mrs. Quick was awakened by a noise.
and seeing man at a dresser, nudged
her husband. The burglar commanded
Quick to lie still. Quick nevertheless
raised up on his elbow. Instantly the
burglar fired, striking Quick IN the
head. The slayer escaped.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18

posit to your favor of $14.5o0. We are
greatly at loss in the matter but |
send this and will be glad to have a
very frank talk with you when oppor-
tunity offers, If you SO desire. I need
scarcely again express our great graf
ification over the favorable outcome
Of affairs"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
RECOUNT FOR MICHIGAN VOTE
canvassins Board to Comply With
Request Of Warner and Bradley.

Request Of Warner and Bradley.
Lansing, Mich, Sept. 1S.--On the ad-
vance of the attorney generals depart
ment the state board of canvassers de-
cided that it had no authority to re-
fuse the recount petitione6 for yester-
day by Auditor General J. B. Bradley
and Governor Warner, the leading
candidates for the republican nomina-
tion for governor in the recent primary
election DR.. Bradley asked for re-
count in the hope of overcoming Gov
ernor Warmers lead of about 1,600
votes. Governor Warmers countered
with similar petition. explaining that
he did so to counteract the effect of
any clerical errors that might be dis
covered in the Bradley recount. The
recount will begin next Thursday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
FLEET LEAVES AUSTRALIA.
Expects to Reach Manila by Oct.

Albany, Western Australia, Sept 49,
The American Atlantic feet left here
at this afternoon, for Manila, $500
miles away. where it is due to arrive
Oct 2 or 3. The flagship Connecticut
did not leave with the other vessels.
but will depart at midnight. She was
delayed by coaling operations.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
Records Show Nothing.

Columbus, o., Sept. ia hasty
search of the supreme court books has
failed to find any record showing that
Foraker appeared for the Standard Oil
company in any cases brought against
the company in 1889-1S90.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
BATTERED BY HURRICANE.
Three Members Of Steamship coIon's
Grow Lose Their Lives.

Colon, Sept. 18. = The steamship
Colon, half -masted, and showing other
evidences of distress, came limping into
port early today. She had been badly
battered by hurricane, encountered
Sunday. Three members Of the crew
lost their lives while engaged In re-
pairing the water tank.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
ENGLISH OFFICER SUICIDES
Major General Luard Couldn't Stand
Accusations Of Wife Murder.

Wateringbury Eng, Sept. 1s.-
Major General Charles Edward Luard,
retired, whose wife was mysteriously
murdered near London on Aug. "a,
committed suicide today by throwing
himself in front of a railroad train.
He left note, saying that he had re-
ceived letters accusing him of murder
ing his wife, and could not stand the
strain of the accusations longer.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
Pain ouenches Bush Fires.

Port Arthur. Ont. Sept. 1s.-All dam
ger from bush fires, which has threat
ened this district, has been averted
by the arrival of rain last night and
today.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
EUROPEAN WHEAT YIELD OFF
Reports Indicate Decrease in Crop
From 1907.

Washington, Sept. 1s.-European
reports to the department of agricul-
ture say that the wheat harvest over
the greater part of Europe is already
completed. Prospects point to a
smaller yield than last year in the
United Kingdom, the Netherlands,
France, italy and Portugal. While Rus
sia will probably reap a slightly heav-
Ter crop of wheat than last year, and
a materially larger rye crop. there is
no doubt that the results will be below
the average.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
PLACE TO RAISE sToRks.
President Sets Aside Reservation for
Water Fowl in California.

Redding, Cal, Sept. 1s.-By an order
of President Roosevelt about 10000
acres Of land adjoining the Oregon
California line is to be set aside as a
reservation for the propagation and
protection of all native birds.' The
land described is probably the greatest
breeding grounds in the world for the
water fowl.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
Mornino National League Game.

New York, Sept. 1s.-In the morning
game here today the Giants made their
claim to the National league pennant
certain by defeating Pittsburg, to ..
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
JUDGE DuNNE is OUT.
MAGISTRATE Who Heard Frisco Graft
Cases Defeated in Convention.

San Francisco, Sept. 18.-The local
republican convention failed to re-
nominate Superior Judge Frank HI.
Dunno, before whom the greater part
Of the proceedings in the bribery cases
have been held. DUNES opponent was
Judge Carroll Cook, also of the SUI
perior bench, who was defeated for a
place on the appellate court two years
ago.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18

July. The public censured them and
some returned the money promptly
Others did not and to this day have
not been able to live 1t down.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
FOREST FIRES CHECKED.
Not Entirely Extinsuished by Heavy
Rains in Michigan.

Duluth, Sept. 18.-.A heavy ram feli
ait Grand Marais last night, extending
westward from there fifteen or twenty
miles. While not extinguished, the
forest fires are held in check as re-
suit Of the storm.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
PAGE ONE.
PAGES TWO AND THREE.

Testimony Begun in Whitbeck Case
Madrid Incendiary Scare.
Child Fatally Kicked by Horse.
Corn Makes a Winning.
Students Must Be Good.
Clay County Experiment Farr
oAHE E0ilR
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
T..+ for Baldwin Balloon.

ST. Joseph. Mo, Sept. 1s.-A pre-
lin1inary test of the Baldwin dirigible
halloon VIII bs made this afternoon at
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18

Z enclose you : certificate Of 9
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
PHENOMENAL GOLF PLAYED.

Travers Defends Championship Against
Travis, ex- Champion.
Garden City, Sept. 1S.-Phenomenal
golf was witnessed today in the semi
final round between Jerome D. Travers,
present champion, and Walter j.
Travis, ex-champion. At the Seigh-
teenth hole, Travis had the advantage
by one up, on his younger opponent.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
Details of The Accident.

il
drawn the attention Of the world to
his aeroplane flights at Fort Myer and
having established new worlds rec
ords for heavier than air flying ma
chimes. Orville Wright met with
traxical mishap while making q two-
man fight late yesterday. The aero
nlanist was accompanied by Lieut.,
THOMAS 3. s;elfridge, of the signal
corns of the army. Lieutenant Self
ridge was fatally injured and died at
c.1o o'clock last night. Mr.. Wright
was seriously injured, but Is expected
trrecover.
while the machine was encirclins
the drill grounds a propeller piada
snapped off and hitting some other
part Of the intricate mechanism caused
It to overturn in the air and fall 10
the ground. enveloping the two occu-
nants in the debris. Soldiers and spec
tators ran across the field to where the
aeroplane had fallen, and succeeded
in lifting Mr.. Wright and Lieutenan'
selfridge from under the tangled mass
of machinery, rode, wires and snreos
of muslin.
Mr.. Wright was conscious and said:
40 hurry, and lift the motor.
a,ie,1tenant Selfridge was unconscious
and had apparently struck the ground
9TH great force. His head was COW
!. ared with blood and he was choking
when the soldiers extricated him from
under the machine.
D,S WATERS, ANEW York physician
was 5, Of the first to reach the spo.
and rendered first aid to the injured
men. When their wounds mad oeen !
handaged A1r. Wright and Eieutenant
se1fridse were taken to the fort NOS
nital at the other end of the HELD.
1t was feared that Mr.. Wright was
suffering from internal injuries. ne
had lapsed into state of semi-con-
sciousness by the time he reached lne
hospital. while lieutenant Selfridge dlo
not regain consciousness at all rs
was suffering from a fracture at the
hasa Of the skull and was In crltlcai
condition.
After hurried surgical examinatlo
Il was announced that Mr.. Virgin
was not dangerously injured. He Is Is
s,,nering from a fracture OF ms leIe
thirh and several ribs on the rlsnt
s,de are fractured. Both men received
deem cuts about the head. Mr.. Wrlght
rerained consciousness at the hospitai
ana dictated q cablegram to his proth- :
~ at Iemans, France, and requested
that the same message be sent to ms
sister and father at Dayton, o., assuF-
ing them that he was all rtght.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18

Force Booth & Co. Into Bankruptcy.
Chicago. Sept. 18-Creditors of A
Booth & Co. the fish firm recently
placed in the hands of receivers, filed
a petition in bankruptcy in the federal
court here this afternoon
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
..R. BLLLETIN.
,lO1|CEABLE MEMS OF TODAY

Sun rises Sept. 10 At D 53; sets al
6:07.
The Weather.
1owa-Partly cloudy, with probably
showers tonight or Saturday; cooler in
the northwest tonight.
South DISCRETIONARY showers and
cooler tonight; Saturday partly cloudy
PAGE ONE.
Teiegraphic News:
Foraker Explains Hearst Charges
Archbold Also Denies.
Wright Does Darius Green Stunt
Companion Killed, Aeroplanist Hurt
Bryan Does Not Make Charges Spe-
cific.
Combating Apathy in Iowa.
Probe for Book Combine.
Forty Men Overcome by Smoke.
Seventy-five Per Cent Of Corn Now
Safe.
PAGES TWO AND THREE.
Iowa News:
Testimony Begun in Whitbeck Case
Madrid Incendiary Scare.
Child Fatally Kicked by Horse.
Corn Makes a Winning.
0tuQeulS NluSI DO 0OOO.
Clay County Experiment Farns
PAGE FOUR.
Editorial:
Why Not Peaches?
Why Not Peaches.
The Man Who Worked Up.
Pottery in the u. S.
Topics Of the Times.
Iowa Opinion and Notes.
Iowa Newspaper Comment.
Outside Point of View.
Important Legal Decisions.
PAGE FIVE.
City News:
Strike Hearing Continued.
Bench Warrant for Stratton AuthUr-
ized
Activity Shown in Women's Club
Season
General Resume of Marshalltowr
Club Life.
PAGES SIX AND SEVEN.
City News:
thursdays Crowd Biggest Of Week
Races Watched by Many People.
Republicans Want Date for Taft.
This City Working With Others.
Football Prospects Good.
Y. M. G. A. Relay Rase Run.
District Court News.
The City in Brief.
PAGE EIGHT.
Markets and General:
Cattle Prices Weak.
Hog Values Not Enhanced
Wheat Slump Checked.
weakness Continues in Corn.
Farmers Want Club Houses.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-09-18
Several Explanations Offered for
Accident to Aeroplane Which
Ended Fatally
INVENTOR WILL GET WELL
Lieutenant selfridse, Flying With
Wright, Lived But Few Hours-Ma-
chine Did Not Turn Turtle, But
t vsered to Ground With Terrific
/ oree-Europsan Flight Postponed.

washington, Sept. 1s.-orville
Wright, the aeronaut. who was severe
" injured in the accident to his aero
plane at Fort Meyer, yesterday,
showed gratifying Improvement today.
His attending surgeon, after call this
morning. said: Wright Is doing very
nicely"
A report on the condition OF Wright
had been eagerly looked forward to, for
It was felt that any internal injuries
that might have been sustained would
be manifested by morning, and in fact
no reaction had set in. He is in good
shape" as one Of the reports from the
hospital early today expressed 1t. It IS
believed Wright will be out again
within perhaps six weeks.
Mechanics Taylor and Furnass vis-
tied Wright this morning. Wright told
Taylor that he stopped the motor after
the accident happened in the air. From
latest accounts Of close eye witnesses
the piece broken from the propeller
struck cne Of the supports OF the rud-
der. The machine did not travel far
before it started to swing around on
Its own axis to the left. 1t did not
overturn, as was the general impress
sion given by the spectators, but the
left side veered downward. VIRGIN
again regained his lateral equilibrium
but the machine then plunged forward
striking the ground with. terrific force
wright believes he would have been
able to land safely had he been nIty
feet higher in the air at the time OF the
accident. +,
Another theory advanced by several
witnesses is that one Of the supports OF
the rudcer snapped of and was struck
by the propeller, which in turn was
broken Off. This would cause the oth-
er propeller to swing the machine
around.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1908-02-22

Mrs. Julia A. Boxer, the mother OF
Joseph's" Home--is a guest at the
Wilson-She is a lady of rare en-
ecutivc ability-and fitted to adorn a
position in the best society Of the
land and should be most heartily en-
dorsed for the good work she is es-
tablishing. She takes the children
and helps their mothers to be self
sustain ing without separating mother
and child. Her work is TO be adj
mi.ed.
Miss Marion Rooklidge gave a
small and informal tea Wednesday
for Mrs. w. B. Sprague.
Mrs. A. L. Hoppaugh entertained
Wednesday at a Kensington tea at
her home.
The German club met Wednesday
evening at 8 o'clock with Mrs. Sol
Siegel.
Mrs. o. w. Powers entertained IT
luncheon On Friday at her home.
Mrs. J. L. Yundt is home after
brief visit in Denver.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1908-02-22
LOADED WAGON SAFEST:

The experienced mechanic learns
TO recognize the stability of loaded
wagon, for when it is weighted down
with heavy load its powers arc
tensest and it stands firmest on it,
footing thus offering the greatest
possible resistance to an outside pow
err. It is for this reason that Evil
seems to avoid the busy man, for his
mind and his muscles are set. and hi.
strength is greatest, and when he is
assailed by temptations, he stands
his ground firmly, regarding the mat
ter as trivial.
The wagon that is used every day
is usually in better condition than
the one that has been left exposed
and idle; someway there is real
worth in being busy aside from the
fact that we are doing something
when we are busy. While we arc
accomplishing something we have the
floor, so 20 speak, and thus we con-
troll what is being done; we are the
captains of the ships, whereas while
we are idle another mower has the
ascendcncy and things happen that
discredit us.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1908-02-22
GETTING INFORMATION OUT
OF PA.

My pa, he didn't go to town
Last evening after tea,
But got book and settled down
AS comfy as could be.
I'll tell you l was offul glad
To have. my pa about
To answer all the things l had
Been tryin' to find out.
And SO | asked him why the world
Is round, instead of square,
And why the piggies' tails are curled,
And why don't fish breathe air?
And why the moon don't hit a star,
And why the dark is black?
And just how many birds there are,
And will the wind come back?
And why does water stay in wells,
And why do June bugs hum,
And what's the roar I hear in shells,
And when will Christmas come?
And why the grass is always green
Instead of sometimes blue,
And why bean will grow bean,
And not an apple, too?
And why horse can't learn to moo,
And why cow can't neigh?
And do the fairies live on dew,
And what makes hair grow gray
And then my pa got up an gee!
The offul words he said.
/ hadn't done thing, but he
Jest sent me off to bed.
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