The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-29
BRITT WOOD
A Little Boy and Hi. Dog.

Little Boy and His Dos. Who roSp % and hoS play Sif sha DGs ions two hours Little Boy just pulls his hair But the great bis fellow he doesn't For the same little hands that hurt in Rest on. his head in a gentle way. when nighttime comes and Little Boy On the big hearth rug with sleepy Then Big Dog lovingly lays his head Qn the rug between his paws outspread Anc she two pals dream sweet dreams Little Boy and his Big Dog sleeping Little Boy and his Big Dog. they Go on unnoticed every dav Nobody knows of ils plans so dear. so ne whispers 'em all in the Big Dogs And the patient old par he under And sssSs ss silently Alsss. the rittIp Boy. While isv 'Ss 5su 5,stIs dsas Boy says ..ush4-r And daE tas isoaI9 BE Dog submits like . good Gn S.a,, men betray every trust on earth
 hirth iorsake those who gave them But sa1s. shOplg .s,.L Little Boy live on through Big Dog would never go back on h,m. III. Eittle t..te Boy and his Big Dog know avery wild things trail through s,,n They saSSs1 Ssth obs love .s the joys of the mad When aa the rabbit runs in his nfe.death They n,SS DSth ol,a,9 kaGw the nests Of the eun- And M the weasel's path o,er tn. bottom Each loves practical joke and-ob A40w winSso hnsy hang h,ng, together when ''iii They keep the house in a mad turmotl iteses or san aiways something they break But oal the Little Boy and his Dog play For llfsI would be empty if they were
 Phi H Armstrong. Some men seem content never to he any other kind of monopoiIst SO ions as they can monopoljse conversation.
 
 Women rush in to bargain sales where Fools would fear to tread,
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 It begins to look like c . lz has ii. white elephant and castro .he money. Now that the Emperor of China has t neen planted, Castro has looped the loop, the Night Riders are on triai's santa Claus has come and gone. and thes Pennsyixania grafters have beei1 ssaled ana convicted. we are ready to aS 6orn t1ss tc Mew ~ Year with heart full Vl nope TOT the future.
 An exchange warns us not to sboo, the chauffeur. Unnecessary adrnorfs ton; he is usually, going so fast vn,, couldn't bit him anyhow no matter All you can do is take his nsIniher s you can see it.
 The average mans idea of Heaven fs place where he can sleep all the time and nobody call him
 A man doesn't have to take out a Is so plentiful that he doesn't even have to look for it as a rule.
 Love not only makes the world % round. but also the young man n..ifA frequentiy to the fair ones domiciie.
 
 It Is certainly not pralsing man ways up in the air about something. Whats the matter7"
 Found a hair in my soup. :" <, We'll you ought to. be thankful there's something in it,"
 There was grown up girl,
 And she had little curl
 Which looked so debonair,
 And I'll bet you a drink
 How she came. by that kink.
 The curling iron put 1t there.
 The young man who signs some body else's, name to a note may, be- lieve in lodging" to the front. but the consequences are often anything but pleasant for him.
 makes lot of rocks in one. night he'ii. feel rocky next morning through celebrating the fact.
 Poetic Ire Is all right. but a fellow can't warm by It."
 "oh, l don't know-the editor can, as 1t often comes in handy to klndie the blaze in his stove."
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 There will be a general Statewide sWeaflnB'on In Alabama on January Ist.
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 Avaunt you hot-air barbers.
 Prize fighters make your bow.
 For Congress is in session and
 Theyr do the talking now
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 "YOu'lI never miss the water till the Is truth you have heard folks say, And you never miss the whiFkey That used to make you friskY
 Till prohibition's come to stay. Don't you think my figure quite cor- rect?' And she stood for his inspection. "Ah. yes" he sighs.
 "And Burmiae, The utslinsE made the correction" 1"