The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-11-28
DRIFTWooD

 Now that Wagner has won the aut race at Savannah the country ca breathe gasoline easier.
 Undaunted and as full of enthusiasi as ever the National Democratic Leaguz of the Democratic Clubs to meet 1 Washington to map out plans for thz vigorous campaign of 1912. Let th a eagle scream.
 Cheer up. kids, what if your name wa the same as he little Szechenyf chaIN who, when he reaches the age of te of thereabouts, will have to sneeze ev sry time anyone enquiries his.
 Santa Claus Is making terribly bi preparations this year and will nE doubt make the journey from the frlgi zone in an airship with all the moder tmps,
 The fact that a court has ruled that E wife has Q right to go through a hus bands pockets didn't bother old Fathe < Adam any. He didn't have any pock cts to go through. and small change h never had to worry about. Just thin of living in an age when everythin was free and the world was yours. +
 President Roosevelt contributed $1,. 900 to the Republican cause, but n doubt feels that he mas had that mucI satisfaction out of 1t; Funny, but we saw a Montgomer woman try to pass through the door al the same time her wash woman did ana both were compelled to stop still for the Montgomery woman's head was Merry Widow and on the wash woTnun head was a basket of clothes which sh \ was bringing home. We couldn't helI laughing, for the hat was larger thaI| the clothes basket: Mr. Rockefeller says that he belonRa to the brotherhood of man; we presumd to the extent that his interpretation ol the Scripture reads: Let your Ligh go shine, etc. and keep it fed by tha Emperor William has learned that il pays somtimes not to talk
 The average number of bacteria oI paper money Is 142.000 for each bill Moral: Do not freeze onto one bill toq long, for you may take some horriblf disease. A Buffalo farmer tried for twenty years to collect e debt of $1. He final Iy succeeded, but was later arrested fof Dass'nS EsIt. 'H' '''' -' :" "''
  would call a ripe old age. hasn't he?' Rlggs-"I would rather say he has reached a green old ago-he went ana purchased green hat the other day
 Why is 1t that the performers in an acrobatic team seem always to have only one handkerchief between them Is 1t for effect that they have been nip ping one handkerchief back and forth to each other to wipe the persplratlon .ep kkn UaarR9 A philadelphia professor says he nas discovered tubercular germs In turkeys. All we can say Is we are precious thankful that we saw this p9lasr aVa1 AFTER Thanksgiving and not oei0Fe' When we see a pretty girl about to burst into tears these days we are IDS deed sorry to think of the awful calam- ity of her tears watering the roses t on . thing like that.
 sYt iu never too late to mend" said the attending surgeon as he prepared to sew up the Georgia footoah pAaSSsI about 12'Oo ?. m
 The Alabama Way. Oh. the Alabama way Is the way thas vv,,S Sas5s sSs me Srssbt GsS November sunshine
 kissing roses on the breast. Of the little Southern Sweethearts With
 their eyes O dreamy blue With the sweet red lips for kissln-A
 would kiss 'em--wouldn't your That's the Alabama way, for the mock"
 ing birds to sway A Btngin' pretty love songs on the
 branches all the day
 And the cold snow never touches us
 for little children run
 On Christmas day bareheaded. grasping
 sunbeams In their fun.
 Oh. the Alabama way is tho best--so let
 me stay
 Where the honey freighted hours help
 to make life bright and gay. Oh, the music of the fiddle sets the
 dancers checks aglow
 And they sachet down the middla
 ''swiug your partners--let her go." Oh, lGs great to have a sweetheart, and
 It's great Go live for aye
 In 6 land oR love and sunshine--that's
 the Alabana Way.