The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-09-24

mattel Hos Do you Ike ny pew
Town, grAndmEmma' Grandmamms
~ don, 10 nay day girls wore one
button gloves aud gowns butioned ~
" the neck Nos they scar one bot
lou gowns and gloves bBitoncd up W
The neck
Tired Thomas After giyin' me
sumlhin' 4 eAt dhl ole farmer asked
me & tgrn DE- grindsione fer him. Lazy
Laws woi did youfs dot Tired
Thomas SAwthin' I Wua 20 ratified !
dldp't know which way 8 iurn,
You have the three cent fare 10
your town now. have you' Hos does
il workf Too sell There's only about
one person in half dozen thai eau
get seat ia the street cars now,
Yes, be- doesnI do anything but
pick ap pins all The time. Well, well,
that's queer superstition. Not al all.
las an occupation Hes employed IN
n bowling alley.
Bill Was the umpire struck by
pitched ball' jill No, but guess be
be wAs struck With everything elsel
Well. wonder who's going TO win
The baseball championship won't
know for an hour o. So WHAT How
can you know theni I'm going down
" get a shave aud hair cut now.
-pboebeI bad an awful time when
! refused him, Eleanor How do Won
meant Phoebe Why, be took it in
earnest, and had 10 explain that |
didn', mean it,
Wife dramatically Just think
The koblnsons will be- here ID twenty
minutes, and the cook has spoiled the
dinner Husband Don't worry We
will make 'em drink four or five Of
your ready made cocktails, aud they
will never know the difference.
Mike Cooking up from paper -Oi
say Pat, phwat's yampirei Pat
Faith, an It's mesilf tboi do be asham
ed sy your ignorance. A vampire, me
boy, Is th' Teller thot gives III home
team ID short end Az il, b'gorryl
Pearl Belle boasts that she has an
IAN automobile heart Ruby Ora.
ciousl What kind of heart is an
automobile hearth Pearl Why, any
Young man can have il who owns an
automobile.
Yes. remarked the race horse, all
my achievements have been due sim
ply 10 putting my best foot forward.
Yes, replied the mule. Now, ! find
that ! accomplish most by putting my
best foot backward
Courtney-Just now society has
two absorbing diversions. Stckney--
What are theyT Courtney Playing
golf aud making fun of people who
play golf
II hear yer wolfe is sick, Molke.
Mike She is thot Pats it danger
Gus she isf Mike--Divil a bit She's
TOO weak 10 be dangerous any morel
--Yon needn't be afraid. said the de.
PENDANTS lawyer reassaringly. But
the fellows got pull. grumbled the
defendant. But we've got sufficient
pull TO get prompt justice. HUH
That's lusi what don't want 10 get,
The FarmerI thought you said
you'd been used TO working on dairy
farm. The New Hand So have. The
farmer-W What An you can't milk a
GOVT The New Hand--Course can't;
all done was 10 pump.
They say the mole will starse to
death 10 day, remarked the boarding
house lady How do you knowf re-
piled The thin boarler. Have you bad
any around beref
--Jinks. the big promoter, is going
" spend his summer vacation al Glib,
rsltar thought he couldn't be easy,
even IN bis rest, away from some big
bluff.
Mabel-There goes that young doc
ior ia bis automobile. lsn'the just too
killing for auythingf sielIa--Oh,
don'l know They say be hasn't any
practice 10 speak Of
There " remarkable charm about
Won flufic That's true. Hes the
only man I've ever seen who eohld
crawl under ma automobile gracefully.
How many servants does your
mother keep' asked the lady who bad
just moved into the neighborhood.
None, replied liltle janet. but We hirc
lots.
Tess Ism, May tile lucky girls
less r. Yes. she's gol an engagement
ring. Tess-ies. aud. whats more,
she's leti handed
Yes, said the young artist proudly
lhis i my latest picture. II represent,
The old feIryman waiting for ibe rnn
away couple 10 leave the parsonage
Fine pirtnre, eempllmeused the friend
What Is !, eniallod' Way, Waiting
For The Tied.
All the worlds stage, said ID.
man sho quotes Yes. answered Cd.
cynical citizen. and some ~ the uorsi
sectors ID The ouihi are doing the mos
talking about eletatne il.
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