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The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
Nonsense Run Riot.

In Boston the edict has gone forth from
the police commission that all courting. I
sparkling. hand-holding. and love-making
must cease in the public parks at the
stroke Of 10 each evening After that
hour transgressors viii be noted by vigi-
liant policemen and haled into court next
day 10 answer a charge of disorderly con
duct. or something Of the kind
We presume Boston has the authority.
through the proper Official channels. 10
promuIgate such rules as this: but for
the life Of US. We can't see what II hopes
to accomplish. It may drive signing maids
and attendant SWANS indoors Il may
compel them 10 whisper their sweet moth
ings IN the full glare OF the gasLght. the
incandescent- or whatever II IS Boston
Affects in that connection But what good
Will that do2 Shall one remain inside
stufry room. bathed in perspiration and
all athirst for the cool Of the evening
I outside-and that with. mayhap. q touch
/ Of clustering moonlight. by way OF added
| goodness-and stiu say himself nay be-
cause OF a senseIess and UnchariJabIe
/ ukase from a lot Of baId-headed and an
| Cient police commissioners. either too old
| 10 appreciate what they are about or en-
tireIy forgetful Of their own youthful
days? We think such a requirement very
I unjast-at this season Of the year, OF all
seasons
/ No couple possessed OF tender mutual
regard can possibly get half started along
the road to sweetvue by 10 o'clock these
nights The twilight hour has hardly
passed so soon. The clatter. the roar. and
the rush OF the streets are not entirely
ouieted down AZ 10 It is still fun sixty
minutes before the witching hour-and It
isn't right 10 head things OF before that
point Is sighted, on the mental horizon, al
least
We rejoice with the youths and maids
Of Boston. however. that the Jurisdiction
Of the police commission cannot be ex-
tended IN this regard to control the front
steps and the front gates-if one be 50
fortunate IN a big city as 10 have a front
gate. There one may stand with ones
best beloved on private ground. and say
good-by over and over again, and swap
those delicious bits Of talk that folks
have been swapping for these thousands ot
years. but which grow not stale. never.
theless- To these time-honored spots
therefore. let budding Bostonians retire al
% and finish their evenings in peace
happiness. and content Let the parks bs
as a bowling wilderness asleep on is
job after this curfew arrangement has
gone into effect; il VIII not matter in =;
long run There VIII be marrying and
giving in marriage. despite every rule
regulation. prOnUnciamento. and iradt
that may be issued by these Massachu
sets officials. or any others under thl
sun.
Love laughs al Iocllsmiths-and hs il
not afraid Of frOwling police commits
sioners. not even Of the Boston persu1
2 sion.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
THE EXILE OF STEWART.
Has Uncle sam Lost All Regard for
Humnnftiesf


From IL Se~ Y1-E Post
The case OF Col Stewart. the army
omcer marooned IN Arizona by high
handed President. IS Up again by rea-
son OF the publication OF a letter from
his brother. In it an astounding ale
cation. made on the word Of a news
paper man Is that. shortly after Col
Stewart's return. Jhere arrived AZ Fort
Grant an empty coffin sent there by the
quartermaSter generals department As
Col Stewards only other companions are
a negro and a sick white man. the coffin
must have been intended for one Of them
and VIII doubtless be particularly en-
c0uraEinR 10 the invalid No surgeon IS
at aaud in case of illness, the fort IS n
dilapldated condition. and the tempera-
ture at the tSne Of the reporters visit
was IL degrees The place Is infested
with venomous spiders, ratt,e-snakes,
and animals OF various kinds Yet Mr.
Roosevelt deliberately keeps Col stew
art there. because he viii not apply for
retirement OF his own accord Ten
peramertaI 5rfruities are the reason he
gives for thus abusing colonel IN the
regular army. Unfortunately there is 10
Zola 10 rescue the prisoner Of our Devil 5
Island. and not a single Republican poll
rtcfan. not even M Taft. VIII lift q finger
IN Stewards behalf The Baltimore sun
Is one of the many newspapers that
speak their minds freely on this subject
II asks now
Does President Roosevelt feel ct al
easy IN his mind when he thinks of the
wretched conditions under which Col
Stewart IS living. with the approval Of
the conmauder-!n-CEief because of the
unfortunate officers temp parauectal IN
frmiries2' Has Uncle sam lost all r.
gard for the humanities2 Is his army &c
be Russiauizad7
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

which never threw a pound Of dynamite.
ana the ancient Ammen ram. which never
enjoyed a destructive collision. II was
finally decided to have two ships which
had served their purposes as cruisers
converted into unine-laying vessels, and
the san Francisco and Baltimore were
chosen for this special modern function
imported from the japanese A survey
was made Of both ships Il now trans
pires that only ole OF these vessels. the
san Francisco. viii be converted 10 this
purpose. The Baltimore viii be retained
in service as cruiser.
It would seem advisable TO obtain two
miae-laying ships while the government
is about IT, We have two oceans which
must be defended. 70 say nothing Of far
Eastern waters and the West Indian and
Central American sections II there Is
any virtue in a rline-iaying ship, and Il
We are TO accept the japanese as doing
something beside conducting experiments
with steir own mine-laying vessels, there
would appear 70 be every reason Why we
should have at least two OF this type
Of vessel OF else have none al all
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
PUT Up THE SWORD.

have sung q the scldicT's Elcry
As 7 never shall sing again
I have gazcd on the sh2mnles g1Ty.
I have s-ueled q tie sllughter pen
There is blood in the ink wei ciotted,
There arr s-ainS on the laurel Leaf,
Ard the uages q fame are blottee
With the teas & a needless grlef-
The bird Is slaughtered FOR fashion
And the beast is killed for spc-ti
And never he word ocmpassion
Is Whispered a. M1lCch's c1urL
For the par-nt seal IT the water
Is slain. snd her child must die
hat sdu,e sister CT wife CT daughte-
Her beauty me h-autity-
And the merctul thought VIC smother
For such Is the way of m71-
As We murder The useless mother
For the 'uubo-n astrakhan.
But a season oT rcst oomes never
Fer he raresr sport q all
VIII ais patience e-ture forever.
Who n0-etl the sp1E5w'S faul
WEln TIE volleys q he'll are sweepi1s
The sea and the hattie plain.
Do you think OH God is sleeping
And never 70 wake sc2int
When hunger and ravcnoUs fcrer
ARE siayirr the wasted frame.
Shall ue worship the red receiver
The c-vl that men call Fame2
We may swing The censeT 20 SlTgT
The odor q bioo6-in vain;
sod asks us over and over
Where is thr brother. Caini'
-James Jenrsy Roche. n The c.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
Cancellation Mitchell.

From TIE Boston Herald.
Blessed are the peacemaksrs' IS 70
become John 1Utchell's favorite beatitude
By. accepting charge Of the trade agree
neut department Of the National Civic
Federation he AT once becomes an i'm
Portant factor in promoting Industrial
peace IN this country and brings 70 the
task unusual qualifications Our quota
tion to-day shows how highly he values
the trade agreement plan as q mode Of
solving what IS called the Tabor prob
lem"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
The Battle Ground.

Fron the ATLANTA Journal
The battle viii be IN the Middle West
and the nomination Of Kern. OF Indiana.
for the Vice Presidency shows that fact
to have been duly appreciated by the
Denver convention. The admission OF
Oklahoma and its enrolment as Demo
cratic State makes Il possible for Mr..
Bryan 20 win without the vote Of New
York OF any other Eastern state. There
IS nc reason 20 doubt that he Will carry
the Solid South. including Maryland Ken
lucky. and Missouri
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
WILLIAM BOYD ALLISON.

4 legislator of renCwn-
Wen suorn IL ever cline and town.
has ps=e-d from 5his bright. verzai sd
To realms 4 gl0-y with his God
\ nan Il r1rc and honest mind.
And ever grzci-lE. calm. and klrd.
Working IN larr. ard fed. and wood
Fcr al his human brothsrhood-
His heart and. hand were ever near
To help a ccmrade through all fear,
Ard whea he could rot praise yoar way
He did not have word 70 Say.
Peace 70 his ashes- Lon- shall he
Inspire the noble and the free.
Ger every ucunt and ever sea.
To stand and fght ior liberty.
JOHN A. JOYCE
-asaingsoa. D. C.. August !. lsoS
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
TO SUBSCRIBERS.

That vacation OF yours will be
incomplete unless The washing
ton Herald follows you
Il will be Ike q daily letter
from home
Wherever you are, II viii reach
gOu regularly. and the address
viii be changed a. often us de-
sired.
Please be particular to state in
each case the length OF time You
desire paper sent TO new address.
Daily, 30 cents n months daily
and Sunday, 90 cents. POstnEs
prepaid
Telephone Main S360.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
Under oklahoma

From the New YORK Times
Il IS not necessary 10 institute compaT-
isons with the Bryan platforms Of former
years 70 establish the fact that this plat
form is bad Il is absolutely. not rela-
lively. bad Il was put forth by a con
vention Of the Democratic party. but il
is not Democratic any more than the
rsatform OF 1885 was Democratic NIr
Bryan asks the party in the whole Union
to put itself under the leadership Of
Okla Hou-s
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
EUER NoTICEl

They have a villain in every play. ana a
villainous scamp he IS
He moves about in q sinking way anu
he wears a scowling phiZ-
He seems 10 Ike TO XIII and rob; you {
think he had no heart
He's always on the fiendish JOB, and tnus
he plays his part.
The villain we see IN real lie Is an n
consistent scamp
He's often gentle with his wife and Of a
clean-cut stamp.
The stage rogue wears a nenolsn pni-
and seems 10 exude gall;
But the real-llfe rogue quite often Is the
best-liked chap Of all
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
Dccencr In Politics,

Froz the Puxa-avzy Spirit
Vice President Fairbanks. IN letter ad-
dressed 20 the boys at Winona. Ind, who
are there TO organize boys city govern
ment. said We have never been more IN
need of an awakening among the people
70 tie necessity Of clean politics both IN
theory and practice There are too many
who profess decercy in politics, but who
do not carry their propositions into e.
feet -
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

a dyspeptie young man OF her propensi-
ties IN the cooking line" says the san
Antonio Express. And vet there IS prob
ably nothing in which a dyspeptic young
man IS more profoundly concerned than
good cooking.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
Not Much Dignity.

From the Boston Herald
It's not easy 20 preserve dignity IN the
Taft campaign against such marching
poetry" as this
With his many pounds n fat.
He can III the chair WITH hat
Ard 20 him we raise Our hat.
Hes al right he's a. right
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

Why music is not paramount n Amer
lea Is a headline IN Tuesdays New
York American. Music has been para
mount on the American. however. since
0Ir. John Temple Graves accepted a job
thereon. hasn't IT.
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Is 1T

y see" said the proprietor, that you
describe our machine as being almost
human"
That's So" admitted the salesman.
7 do
Some humans are very balky. Is that
a good recommendation
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
Kept His Mouth shat.

Frou tie Jla1les-01 NeEs-
Even so brilliant a man as z. W Car
mack could not defeat the incUmpent gov
ernor Of Tennessee for a second term
No governor IS ever defeated for a sec
ond term. except Hoke Smith, whose oP-
poneat kept his mouth sF''.~
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

An ex-bank cashier now living in Can
ada recently wrote a letter 10 one Of the
victims OF the bank wrecked. asking the
loan OF hundred dollars with which TO
buy medicine" Evidently, the medicine
he needs isn't nerve restorer.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

The Sultan has issued an imperial
-haat' which promises everything the
revolutionists demand We hardly sus-
pect his majesty was able 10 resist inGuir-
ing OF the opposition Wei. is It haat
enough for your
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

Every American boy may hope 10 be
President" so We are proud to aver in
this country However. few Of them may
hope 10 dictate their successors. We be-
Iieve. even should the first hope come
--r1a
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

The German Emperor says he can talk
all day on the subject Of President Roose-
veIt." according 10 the Atlanta Consti-
tuition. Oh. well. so can Mr. Roosevelt
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
Time Ii Ripe.

Il think I'll revise the old song
What old song2"
or at least write a sequel 70 be called
Up IN q Dirigible Balloon, Boys
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
A Poor Theory.

They say that miuionaires with cur
tailed incomes suffer more rlan poor peo-
pie under similar circumstance
"On what grounds. sir2''
7 s'pose on the theory that its harder
TO give up te-rapin than corned beef-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

4 statistician has figured II that people
are healthier during hard times than they
are during prosperous times This would
seem TO vindicate the light diet advocates.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

A candidate for Office out in California
says he IS running OF Us strong rec
ord" No doubt it needs .umigating; the
average politicians record does.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

As proof that the panic is not only over,
but forgotten, down South attention IS
called TO an editorial in the Macon Te!e-
graph warning people against bacteria
in old and worn currency.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

Noting a headline in The Washington
Herald reading Misguided Mr. watson
the Birmingham Age-Herald inquiries. rs
Il possible that Mr.. WaJson's chauffeur is
incompetent Perhaps EIr. Watson is
his oEn chauffeur
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

Atlanta has signed a baseball player
named Hem If that team gets any more
goose eggs this summer, we can't see
how Hem is 20 be blamed for them
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

by one vote II that fellow had voted
dry we halfway suspect there would
have been a generous and unusual amount
OF seIf-kicking INDUCED in by numerous
ones who voted dry" while hoping
ssv-ar
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

Candidate Kern can. II IS reported.
eat corn from the sob. f. spite OF the
STYLE Of his whiskers.~ SAYS the Chicago
Record Herald Now. II the gentleman Is
able 10 prove that he has enjoyed eating
soup one single time since he turned
them out, he should be classed as truly
-.r-e-I-a BE rrar
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

Is badness an aid % speIIingc" in
quires the Buffalo Express We don't
know. However. badness IS quite an aid
4 Satan during fly time
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

A careful perusaI OF the newspapers
fails T. disclose the identity Of even one
man wao died from surprise or shock be
cause Of the reversal of that s29, 10000 de-
0fs7or
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
someuhnt Dubious.

My wife IS a trifie cratic
Never mind. You'll ind your married
life one grand. sweet song"
Yes. Of the ragtine variety"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

Turkish women are beginning TO lay
aside their wells Il IS a far -ry for them
yet. however. 10 bathing suits, clOckwOTk n
stockings. peelz-a-hoo waists, and sheath
skirts
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
Lnrreh Hin vanity.

What do you see in me 70 lover
sighed the somewhat pompous swain
'Oh. don't know" answered The girl
This IS the silly season. you must re-
member.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

Everything in this world IS getting
better" says the Rev Charles F Aked-
II the gentleman would attend Few DO
utical gatherings ard listen 10 the spell
binders. he would change his mind about
H.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
Another Point.

rs It hot enough for yOu7" inquired
the party OF the first part
1T is" replied the other half OF the
sketch. and the humidity Is also SUI
hciently excessive"
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

Bryan is going 10 be elected says
the Nashville American Which means,
we take It, that Bryan is going some.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06
Gnr- on ForeNer.

II would not live alway,'
Remarked a jest
But see no chance as years advance
To get q rest
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

a Philadelphia Bridegroom committed
suicide after his first quarrel with his
wife Poor fellow To have missed the
pleasure OF making up that first quarrel.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

New Jersey Judge has sentenced a
woman 10 pay q fine on the instailuent
plan Probably he imagined she would
think she had picked Up a bargain fine.
Il he fixed II Up in that fashion
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

A Boston man died from eating baked
beans recently Next thing n order IS
for q Milwaukee man 10 drown himself
drinking beer
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

--Oxaluria-' IS the most fashionable dis
ease Just now. We don't know what the
operation that goes with Il costs. but We
suspect Il IS bank-book staggerer.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

r c. Lrh=aad. q manufacture. OF Del
aware. Chio. who is at the Eboitt House,
said last night that Ohio is safe for Taft,
and that Harris, the candidate for gov
ernor On the Republican ticket, also VIII
be elected
TAFT VIII carry Ohio he said. and
7 don't believe a word Of = when the
Democratic managers say that Ohio Is
likely 10 swing fl and support Bryan
It's all nonsense. Bryan has no show IN
Ohio
Foraker IS doing his level best 20 swell
Taft's majority. and with these two pow
erful political influences at work in Ihs
interest Of the Republican national ticket
there IS absolutely no chance for Bryan
to slip in and take the state.
7 heard a Cleveland man say the other
day that Tom Johnson was all right. but
that he wculd not be reelected mayor
OF that town to-day il - were a candi-
date
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THURSDAY. AUGUST 6. Is0S-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-06

letters; and then things viii really be go
ing"
The Raleigh Times takes occasion 20
speak Of the uprightness and honesty OF
Mr.. Bryan. declaring
Whether Democrats Ike or dislike
some OF the things A1r- Bryan has stood
for. the fact remains that he IS as upright
as any man that ever asked the American
voter for his suffrage There IS no dan
ger from wild ideas, as Mr.. Bryan and
the platform-which is Mr.. Bryan-are
such that any Democrat may work for
The New York Globe speaks OF the prac-
/ teal bias OF Judge Taft's reforming ten
dencies and Of the evidences OF his fair
ness and impartiality. Il says
The practical bias of Judge Taft's re-
| forming terdencies-and he has such ten
| dencies strongly devsloped-ls Illustrated
/ by his remarks Saturday when in conver-
[ sat!on with the president OF the Virginia
/ Bar Association Taking coacerniag. the
administration OF the law, he said that in
I his opinion the greatest problem before
! the American people related % the i'm
/ p-ovement OF our court methods both
! criminal and civil. so that adjudication
may not only be just, but cheap and
| speedy. The press. the political platforms.
I and the Policians may be clattering con-
cerning other questions. With broader
vision Judge Taft's mind turns 20 this
| genuinely big and difficult one. and we
may be sure that while he is President
his influence VIII be thrown 70 the sup
port Of every sensible and well-considered
plan for Improvement Judge Taft Is g
political candidate, but the Impressions
he received when on the bench are deeply
engraved on his mind. and he cannot helr
reverting to a derEanor Of fairness and
inpartiality.'
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Z OOK
Owe
T5ESg
Then come and see me
and if you want Real
Estate | can give
you good
values
FOR SALE
FOR SALE

2 HOUSES AND LOTS on Lunalilo
Street, $500 and $500.
1 FINE 2-STORY HOUSE on Luna
lilo Street. large yard; Price, $4,000.
/ LARGE TRACT IN NUUANU
VALLEY, Fine Trees, we'll cultivated
$4,000.
2 ACRES WITH HOUSE, Kameha-
meha w Road, Kalihi. price $4,000.
212 ACRES of seaside at Kaalawai,
to the East of Diamond Head.
21s acres, $4,000. Can be divided and
make several fine lots.
college Hills" 2 fine lots near La
nihau Drive; want an offer.
II of block of the finest property
amongst upper Makiki' residences.
Can offer you the loveliest site in
Nuuanu Valley. a large tract, but you
must talk buy" first.
A lot 1OOx10O with 7-room dwelling.
This also requires buy talk as
owner wants to sell.
Business property on Queen street,
close to the wharves. 1900 50. it.
Seventh Avenue Kaimuki. water
tHIOusAouts WeH cultivated, 'OuILQinSS.
Price, $500.
Keeaumoku street. a fine residence
site.
One of the finest situated residences
at Waikiki, not far from the Moana
Hotel
About 2 acres in Nuuanu Valley, now
rented for $3.50 per year. Price $500.
Lots 1OOx50 on King street near the
Kamehameha schools, $500 each.
Lots at the Peninsula, Pearl City, at
the shore, at Pearl Harbor; enhanced
value in sight now that Pearl Harbor
improvements are assured.
A lovely residence, ample grounds.
Talk buy and I'll take you to SEE it.
On School street (the best kept street
in the city,, near Liliha street Large
grounds, 2-story house, 1 cottage; adj
joining owners want egress to School
street; you can sell it to them Should
bring $4,000; but I want an offer. VIII
try to get it for you at $4,000. Small
cash payment.
Lovely building site in lower Nuuanu
Valley where all the fine residences
are. Acre lots at $1,000 per acre.
Large lot and massive dwelling house
on School street between Fort and
Nuuanu. Price $500. A hurry I'D sale,
If this list does not contain what YOU
want, call at my office, 857 Kaahumanu
street, and I will show the list 1 have
ready for next weeks ad
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THE PARK COMMISSION,

meeting of Honolulu Park Com
missioners was held yesterday afternoon
at Superintendent Young s cottage.
Mostly routine business was conducted,
such as the passing on bills Various
improvements were informally discuss
ed, the matter on which most stress was
laid being some filing. With the presi-
dent, A. s. Cleghorn, were pSesent w.
NJ. Giffard. f. s. Cunha, ]. d. McIner-
ny, and Marston Campbell, Superintend-
ent of Public Works.
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HE THREW STONES.

Eddie Mea is one of a number OF
lads at MoiliiH who are charged with
assault and battery. Complaint was
made by Eli Jones. who lives at Kai-
muki, that when his Korean driver
returned through Moiliili each morn
ing, after bringing him TO town, these
boys threw stones at driver and horse,
sometimes hitting both. Eddie Mea is
the only one the police have so far
been able TO catch. He win have a
hearing today.
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JAS. F. MORGAN.
WANTED

A FURNISHED house of about sly
rooms. Cottage in good sanitary
condition. a good tenant assured.
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DRIVEN FROM HOME.
SALE CONFIRMED.

Judge De Bolt confirmed the sale OF
real estate at auction by Armin Hane-
berg, administrator of the estate OF
L. Ahlo. A lot at Paalaakai, Waialua
was sold to William Williamson, trus-
tee, for S240, and piece of rice land
at Waipio, Eva, to c. A. Brown for
1910.
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HONOLULU SCOTTISH THISTLE
CIITR
HAWAII CHAPTER No. 1, ORDER
OE KA RIEEI a NEIL

Meets every first and third Thursday
evening of each month at 7:3O o'clock
IN Fraternity Hall, Odd Fellows build
ing, on Fort street.
N. FERNANDEZ.
Kuauhau.
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JAS. F. MORGAN.