The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1908-11-22

and class dearly love titles
Y ". ,sr Of Paris insurance com
s.,orated with the Legion of
,.w davs ago, and the clerks
80 If the company presented
n !, E niece of plate to which their
E.,as were attached. On look
,hs.e he was good deal puz,
unused by the visiting card
4 e. liboy," an old soldier from
VIZ VII. Who was employed to
hI'aasse,s doors from 9 to 4. I'm
es OILY ,eme was the title, "The
pspn pn,5erlv.u He sent for the
4 Is FL Who Who stumped in and saluted.
!. lt s sn,neror are you the orderly
y, ~, ' he asked. The old 1nvalide
,,li nm to attention. 81 am
,lH 1IE # the emperor, he said,
s,S'' "He has been dead some
\ s,S, ,,Su,swered The soldier. 81 dust
Ii for him.
s.t swindle, in which many
snd provincials have been
I. hat invented by an architect,
!, I'D two Offices, one IN Paris and
nrovincial town, where he
IN. bpild cheap houses for owners
n y nlofs D OF ground in the suburbs,
w. N he raid for by install
ss TIs architect accepted anything
~ m the rest to be paid at
v 4 dates spread over a period as
! ,Ss customer chose to make IT.
.a.e3 houses were to be immedi-
n, and exceedingly cheap. Any
n small land holders fell into
~, and paid their first install,
ssu, tbe promised building Of
I, ,...ss was never begun. The
N in nearly every instance, told
,srers that their title was not
he ground too small, and sim
sslsd the money. Some of the
however, lost patience, and
complaint against him. with
IN that the crafty architect is
! ird in prison -,
,.te man from tho south has
IA good laugh AZ the army. He
-i1mg 70 enlist, hut wished to
:dsl first. and succeeded. He
/ y The commanding officer at
e.main. and was accepted but
"a ,sme 10 signing the contract
..Scd in avoiding il, and hand
Ek.k unsigned. The trick was
I,i,ea. and after n week the
rsn, having had trial enough,
Il thst he preferred not to con-
Ee told the sergeant that he
|,i. ND his mind TO leave the bar
rd was shout TO do so when he
sgped and threatened with the
II siliary penalties. He had no
|ilv IN proving that he was under
.s,;ons. and the authorities were
4 10 lc, him 90 free.
-ontbs ago q young man pro.
k., Nile. Eugenie and was ac"
y Iac parents began collecting
|,rs OF legal paners required for
7 marriages. Among the first TO
t-ined was Nile, Eugenie's birth
,1fae, and when they got it they
ssA Was boy. She is put down
register as a male, and male
ez,ins legally and administrative
b4 parents pointed out, firstly,
|s. vas obviously, de facto, a girl;
~, THAI the Christian name Of
~ entered in the register was
e. and thirdly, that IF she had
5fOy she would already have been
10 for the conscription. being OF
I,c authorities replied that none
~ arguments were legally and
klratiyely valid, and that she
rts 10 be 9 boy. dc lure. The
p Of Nile. Eugenie, who, they al
j., sa gil, must set legal machinery
hGl 10 establish their contention.
rsraiiye reports. procedure, and
.aol Of the courts, all at the par
|sl1euse. viii be required before
y afkHOwledges Nile. Eugenic 10
isf !cmalc sex and allows her 10
,eI yCure man.
Nw women billposters were the
10 IN amusing encounter with
hal the other morning. While
sTa busily decorating a board
he Rue dcs Jcuneurs, In the
r 0, an admiring crowd, the man
eson stopped ana watched them
EIat contempt. When requested
va aside and not interfere with
s'ii, he replied that il was q
:! hsgTacc that women should be
= 70 displace men in sucb employ
laerenpon the women knocked
1uE hat and jumped on IL and
q tne offender with paste. He
sSsaped IN a cab. and the tri-
81 eiliOosters resumed their work.
s4' gong 10 the trouble of hunt
Eases N the Rocky mountains, q
II, p1ncc has found An oppor-
n CHASING Apaches IN Paris. The
s1oadlssement. which includes
ms Llysees. has been OF late
ae OF frequent incursious on
H.cf hooligans. One night this
snuce Jean dc Bourbon was re-
aone after p o o'clock when the
~ Tor help in the Rue du Eau.
ant honorc. Two Apaehes had
= eafc winter, and after throw
aoWn were plundering him Of
isse&sed and threatening his life.
'Ises came to the rescue, and on
an the two assailanis took 10
ffince jean de Bourbon there.
ars ' 10 The nearest police station
n no Ss near description as pos
"A .ipnef man was attacked and
lSS.ost lS. az the same spot, prob
Wy same individuals. He was