The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-11-24

age SOuDfette Qrinks COCKTAILS, smokes cigarettes. and swears like a trooper. Then the average soubrette has all the moderp imps.
 MT. Rockefeller Is getting about as much fun out of 1t as the lawyers.
 Mir. Hearst says that the Independ- ence Party has already commenced to make preparations for the campaign of 1912. William Alsorandolph gets more fun out of his party than the kids do out of his comic supplements.
 So there is talk of dispensing with the big inaugural ball in the Pension Ohice at Washington. This inaugural cheap farce, where anybody who puts up $6 can get admission.
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 The Thanksgiving Turkeys of Mont gomery are sending forth a chorus of mournful gobbles these cool mornings, and from their manner one can easily infer that something is going to "coms on" Thursday.
 Mrs. Howard Gould will get but s2S.- GOO year alimony. How a society wo- man can manage to worry along on that little ptttance we hardly see from here That won't buy wine for perfect
 Mrs. Katheryn Hobbs Liley, a New York woman, started suit in the New York Supreme Court for divorce a few of would-he dtvoroee she was a widow, her husband having been Killed by fall from the rigging of a ship
 A white man named Black and a black man named White, were arraign- ed in the court at Atlantic Highlands. N. J., a few days ago for drunken ness; The black deeds of White and the black deeds of Black were both record- ed in black and white on the docket. In the calendar of Fashion
 There's a time for curves, And time for angles
 co, 1t gets ones nerves.a Just now straight lines
 Are all the go
 Which all Euclids laws
 Can't change. you know. So if obese
 Why don't you sigh,
 Your time will come too
 By and by.
 One good thing about having a night job Is you don't have to walk the kids in the late hours.
 Says Winter to Spring: Get of my lap you young fool.
 The increase in freight rates will amount to $10,000,000 a year but 1t makes the poor railroads happy :.
 There is lot of talk stirred up since that Washington court ruled that a wife has 8 perfect right to go through her husbands pockets. Nothing has been said, however, about the man who seems to think he has perfect right to go through his wifes' savings and even baby'S bank.
 Invite the preacher home for Thanks giving dinner with you and pass him some of the breast.
 was Adam a gentleman?" asks an exchange. We'll. we will at least give him the benefit of the doubt. seeing as how there were no public investiga- the time. and though the world was his nobody questioned as to whether or not he came by 1t honestly,
 Mabel says she Is alarmed for fear her hair is falling out too fast" She's only bluffng, 1t can't fall out its nothing but a~false alarm. and you can tell her said so:"
 Few people look in the glass to see is their morals are on straight. The balloon that went up in Missouri ! and landed in Georgia might at least have had sense enough to have landed in Montgomery where it isn't dry as yet.
 If you go to her father and tell of your
 And if he don't exactly think right of You can take it from mo he will say twenty three" And then he is sure to make Tight" of 1t.
 The only burnt offering some mep ever give is burning money
 Because the babe in the cradle has plenty of rocks" is no sign that he will have 'em in later life. Fate of a "Cheer-Up Poet" Oh, a ChcerUp Poet In his cheer-up way Wrote a very very cheery Little roundelay And it tickled the cat And 1t tickled the pup And it tickled the printer Who set it up. But when it came out In print next morn The Cheer-Up Poet Cursed the day he was born. For they'd gone and spoiled His cheer-up song By getting the types | All mixed and wrong. l Said the Cheer-up Bard
 My calling's missed Henceforth I'll be 1 Pessimist." L