New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-04-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY

.--,., - r-o1, re said commercial traVeileI
-, t-4 inst returned from long trip. Il you
buv-a the talking machine habit a. Houi -
and Won send records 10 your VIZ -. -
,,esssges have a dress rehearsal -Ne'S
go ,-o,, address the package l sent feCo' =
- ',,hiraoo and when il came wife caIied
a. +ra family the children and my Hlother-il'-1a"
10 hear papa talk Things must H4H0
mixed in the shipping department al NniCaeo' -.
cause # wasn't papa's voice a. all ana nc
machine did say was probably arranged u
heard anywhere except IN a family clrcle- -
IF. e+on-ad II in time. bat her mofher-"eli' 1s
I said ne sure and avoid trouble and insist on 'ne
dress rehearsal"
Mrs FIat-This is a pretty collar fe e5 Ioooies
what DO these Initials on II Ss4 itor5 initials
He'll think It's compliment TO him AND T Taen
nnra of The other tenants will dare 70 touch 100
Hes When he gets noisy,-Chicago News
The --cent restaurant in the basement Of the
stv story apartment house known as the May
flower in Clinton street. now furnishes evening
as we'll as morning meals. There are tWelVe Lohs
4ables in the restaurant az which 40 people may
he seated OF ten 10 each table and the places are
occupied from m TO 1 2 m and again from
Z to 80 y m The 7-cent meal IL vhoiesoIre ana
clean and the undertaking is receiving 50 nnuoh
announcement from men who derive oenent from
y and save money by going there that the man
gars hooe n make it self-supporting in a short
rim. similar establishment in Chrystie street
vyher. over l. 400 meals served every day al
six cents rneat has been IN existence nearly
three years and is now self-supporttng
Bertie-If I thought no one was looking by
GertieLshaIi shut my eyes7-Illustrated
Bits
raoen+ occurrence at the voIksoper. At Vienna,
is referred 70 by 'zeit.' Of that city. as An
American Settlement" The incident took place
Immediately after the curtain had fallen on the
last scene Of 'Hofmann's Erzahlungen- The
tenor Of the company. Adolf sussmann, took Of
fence a q slight criticism on the part OF MI
Smons the director, and according TO the re
mort. grossly insuIted Simons in the presence Of
the whole company. The members Of the chorus
and the stage employees then fell upon the tenor.
gave him a thorough beating. and then threw him
off the stage and out of the theatre Now con
tracts are broken and lawsuits pending The
Americans who read the account did not recognize
in the settlement Of the dispute anything parttcu-
IarIy American"
Professor" said Mrs Gasven 70 the d5 sin
price entertain her guests. what was that love
y selection YOU played Just now -,
was an irnprovisation''
All yes. ! remember. now, 7 knew 1t vas an
2lq IL fs as2e ne Pol Cfata 'A " name u
An old sailor who has been inmate Of Sail
ors Snug Harbor for many years paid visit 70
the ship Preussen few DAYS ago II was anxious
TO see what q 4.T0O-ton sailing vessel looks like
and how ship 400 feet long differed from
the old kind Well there vas no great difference
except in size. OF course We had 10 do with our
hands much that is done the new ship by
steam. but Id be at home her in hour One
thing puzzled u1e-what they called the fifth mast.
and 7 glad I asked the skipper. for that's
what the boys wanted TO know when 7 got back
10 the Harbor- The spar between the rnizzen
and gigger mast they call after the name Of the
ship. and it's something like Light But II FIVE
masters get common name for the extra
spar will have to be found, and thatI be one on
old boys"
They say that laziness is caused by a germ
What hne thing il would be If could find
something to kill the thing
oh no, I know something better than that
Think how much nicer II would be f We could al
find some way 10 crafty it-''-Pick- Me-Cp.