Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-09-25


Federal lawyers here are at sea. The
Il u tlrst 9 dn,iraltS suit eyer brought to
Utah has arrived ana is set for Oct. IL.
I'll he admiralty Is the law given above.
n n nv hat puzzles the government legal
lights moro than anything else is what
4 the law a boye could have to do With a
G can of corn,
5S5l Ship ahoy! Vi y ss3S
3g ucian ssrtlyt deputy United States
\ marshal Isl practising the llornpipe
out in the hail He Is the one that pre-
SCI pitated6 all the trouble * he Is the
& man who brought up the gale. It all
came a bout in j this manner: 4
Deputy Marshal sssmyth heard that
Y an Iowa ng concern was ship
ping sfLortMelglit stuff to 10 tah.s An
u investigation followed. 1t resulted in
s thee iseoYery that he Fred j, ISesel
v COM pan OF Ogden had received 1,340
sflnrtFeigllt cases of corn from the
Audubon Canning company of Audu-
\ bon, low g9
g8i lIaD lsR AND DISORDER.
Theirs was left In the storehpnse Of
K the IIiesel eelnpany /, $50 cases OF this
corn Wen the deputy marshal made
Il his search 50 he eonfigcated them md
q now holds them ln der custody. Here's.
& Mhoras the wild waves came up. The.
departlnent notified he courts to pro-
coed under the admiralty form of pro-
B scedure, and NOT al federal lawyer here
4 possesses a pair of hip boots
ss n here was cons ion and a search
through the statutes for enlightenment.
B hat Isl contained in the box at the
A lead of this column was the sum, and
y substance of the searcher's fruits
VA How can a law made for |, pilot Seek
Ing back pay reg tie corn affairs?
Ef'rlle question contest 1T open to al 1.-the
Winner will receive 81 corn plaster.
This ann ounceinent Is made by atl-
sSfforits OF the q. s. 1narshal's office, I'd
TIA CHS BUS *
The dignttled district attorney re-
/ fused to talk a bout the case but he was
busy this morning stud ying a map of
.tstreanls aud bad les OF water In Ute H.
An associate Was ribbliig on rock salt.
Clerk Isetoher W read ding Jack ON \
don's story of {, M y Trip in the Shark. Y
United States Marshal Spry IS TRIM
ming his lis Z Ele d efiied being at sea.
~ he women taches Of the courts We're
examining new fashion plates fol. late
Il st yles iii sailor suits and the court
stenographers pfnnograpli ground out
80 A Sailors Life on the Big Blue Sea-
az Inarning g. y . &.
Wouldn't 5lit make you sick2s'
ga sped J,ltl ga M aynard. s7Sa
es.} seasicl was the response from
y a bystander.
ESrERYBCDY'S GOT IT
The elevator hoy overwhelmingly
j asked his psfsseilge at what port
commanded BY Custodian Il mas to go
up and scrub the hurricane deck,
Ineaiiillg the third loor9f the building.
s One attaclle With peg bottom trousers
Was theeSobject of Wondering stares;
funnel shapes are now the proper
thing. .,Ss N
CALM IIIGOuNTERElI,
Il The only federal attaehe who would
! not bs tit,Set blythe admiralty case is ];
osreenwald Tbis is natural for Mr..
C;rpenewaia is surveyor of the port
3 this makes him a nautical character
81 He could llat be located, but had he
$ baen. he might have vitet ne rel port I
scr 10 visit his cabin. The situation
{ Mould have then been seS planned fully
There is some dount III the re-
taporter's mind as to just what N Il
f;IeenesVald would have said, but notes
a iptted down during the conversation
might have the Dialogue IN this shape:
You see, my boy, 1t Is like this ms
corn came aft full of scl'lppe rs777.1.is
what are scruppers' Il
/. Iowa fleas-so he Whole bulWafks
fore and aft. had to he subjected to
a bowsprit and hence the jib boom.
5tss .sOh how sinplei =
q ~ es, my boy, now the weather.
.pid they find splinters in this corn corn
too q