The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1908-06-13
A ROMANCE
OF A
PENNSYLVANIA
FARM
How Sidewise Dog Tro
~
JOHN LUTHER LONG
Illustrstions BY Don Wiisos


Old Baumgartner The person he was
discoursing about was his son Sepheni-
1ah. ! am not sure that the name
was not the ripe fruit of his fathers
fancy-with. perhaps, the Scriptural
suggestion which is likely to be pres
ent in the affairs of a Pennsylvania
German-whcther communicate or
not-even if he live in Maryland.
"Yas-always last; expecial at fu-
nerals and weddings. Except his own
he's sure to be on time at his own
funeral. Right out in front. Hah?
But sometimes he misses his wedding.
Why, | knowed a feller-yous all
knowed him begoshens'-thatd didn't
git there tell another feller'd married
her-'bout morn'n a year afterward.
Wasn't it more'n year, boys? Vas
Bill Eisenkrout. Or, now, was 1t his
brother-Baltzer Iron-C Cabbage? Seems
to me now like it was Baltz. Some
sing wiss a i at the front end, any
how"
Henry Wasserman diffdently inti-
mated that there was curious but
satisfactory element OF safety in being
last-a "fastnacht' in their language,
In fact. Those IN front were the ones
usually hurt in railroad accidents. Al
exander Althoff remembered
Safe" cried the speaker. "Of
course, But for why-say, for Why"
Old Baumgartner challenged detiantly.
No one answered and he let several
impressive minutes intervene.
OF yous knows Well-because he
amt there when anysing occurs-al-
ways a little late!"
They all agreed with him by series
Of sage mods.
But fellers, the worst is about
counting. It's no way to be always
late. Everybody else gifts there first.
and it's nossing for the fastnacht but
weeping and wailing and gnashing of
the teeth. And mebby the other feller
gifts considerable happiness-and
good farm
There was complaint in the old
mans voice, and they knew that he
meant his own son Seffy. To add to
their embarrassment. this same son
was now appearing over the Lustich
lillian opportune moment for
pleasing depression. For you must be
told early concerning Old Baumgart-
ners longing for certain lands, tene-
ments and heredtaments-using his
own phrase-which were not his own,
but which adjoined his. 1t had passed
into proverb of the vicinage: indeed
though the property in question be
longed to one Sarah Pressel it was
known colloquially as "Baumgartners
Yearn."
And the reason of 1t was this: Be
tween his own farm and the public
road tand the railroad station when
1t came) lay the fairest meadow land
farmers eye had ever rested upon
U am speaking again for the father
of Seffy and with his hyperbole)
Save in one particular, it was like an
enemy's beautiful territory lying be-
tween ones less beautiful own and the
open sea--keeping one poor inlander
who is mad for the seas-whose crops
must either pass across the land of his
adversary and pay tithes to him, or
go by long distances around him at the
cost OF greater tithes to the soulless
owners of the turnpikes-who aggra-
vatingly fix a gate each way to make
their tithes more sure. So, l say, it
was like having the territory of his
enemy lying between him and deep
water-save. as | have also said. in
one particular, to wit: that the owner
the Sarah Pressed have mentioned
was not Old Baumgartner's enemy
In fact, they were tremendous
friends. And it was by this friendship
and one other thing which mean to
mention later-that Old Baumgartner
hoped before he died to attain the
wish OF his life. and see. not only the
Elysian pasture-field, but the whole
OF the adjoining farm, with the line
fences down, a part of his. The other
thing / promised to mention as an aid
to this ambition-was Sefy. And,
since the said Sarah was of nearly the
same age as Seffy, perhaps I need
not explain further, except to say that
the only obstruction the old man could
see now to acquiring title by marriage
was-Seffy himself. He was. and al
ways had been, afraid of girls-es-
pecially such aggressive, firtatious,
pretty and tempestuous girls as this
Sarah.
These things, however, were heredi-
tary with the girl. 1t was historical,
in fact, that. during the life of Sarah's
Good-looking father, so importunate
had been Old Baumgartner for the
purchase of at least the meadow
he could not have ventured at that
time-and SO obstinate had been the