The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-09
HAS WALLACH
SKIPPED D
OUT !?
Rumored That the Faker
Has Gone Aboard
the MioWera.

Did ]. Lor Wallach spend last night
aboard the S. S. Miowera, bound for
the South Seas and pastures new. skip
ping away from the reach of a war
rant of arrest, or was he peacefully
sleeping in his little bed in his un-
loeatable lodgings on Emma street,
taking a wen-ea-ned rest from the
arduous labors of the day?
AT the mass meeting called for the
purpose of roasting him last night it
had skipped. AT any rate he was not
present, either in the little crowd that
huddled up before the stand and hooted
his name or on the platform. where
the last remnants of the Committee
of Ten stood and acknowledged that
they had been duped, made fools of
and Knocked by the female rock faker
and washed their hands of him for
ever. DR.. Atcherley. whom he has
adopted, denied however that Wallach
had gone or intended going, being in
visible simply because he had worn
himself out in the interests of suffer-
ing humanity and twelve dollar and
a half fees, The degreed doctor ac-
knowledged that he himself had almost
broken down as well, so great was the
rush for the combined services of him
self and the worm specialist.
The meeting last night. though rath-
er slimly attended on account of the
weather showed plainly that the same
people who lauded the name Of Wal
ZACH as the savior of the Hawaiian
threats of tar and feathers and the
dangling slip knot, several in the
crowd clamoring for his arrest during
the time that Senator Lane and Char
ley Motley were taking turns in read
ing the long committee report OF the
way that wallach had deceived them.
Only one voice was heard in defense
of the faker, that of Mahuka, a boat
man, who jeered at the committeeman
for the lengthy speeches and reports.
yah" he shouted. Talk, talk, all
you can do is to talk. And while you
talk Pinkham and the hao1es are send
zng the Hawaiians to hell"
LANE RoAsTs THE HEALER.
Senator Lane was the principal
speaker at the meeting, which was
opened by the playing of the band. On
the platform were Charley Motley,
Frank Harvey, VIM. Poepoe, Shanks
Mossman, d. Kalauokalani and Judge
Kaulukou. The otheNs OF the commit
tee and the politicians who had been
proud to sit in the front row before
the electric lights when wallach was
in his glory and leis came through the
air were absent and even the ones
present showed their disgust every
time the salve artist was mentioned.
After Lane had made his report and
asked that the committee be dismissed.
he turned loose with a fine flow OF
language Anything in the faker line
that wallach has been previously call
ed faded into insignifcance before the
polysyllabie epithets of the chairman
waIlach was a deceitful liar who had
wormed his way into the Hawaiian
hearts only to spit into their faces; he
was doubly distilled fake and one Of
the most despicable haoles that had
ever tainted the air of Hawaii mel by
his foul breath; he was an migrate that
bit the hand of Charley Motley THAI
had fed him, and several other things
that would have done the deep sea
pharmacist good to hear.
And while he spoke the crowd ko-
kuaed, pololeied and otherwise agreed, .
voting their confidence and thanks 10
the committee and their disgust at
wallach in a mighty chorus of ayes.
Possibly waTlach has not yet left
Honolulu. but he viii probably be sor-
" before long that he hadn't.