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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-05-14
The DlHerence.

II goose eats corn and grows feath-
II a morse eats corn and grows hair.
coon eats corn and grows fur.
W" eats corn and grows milk. A
n eats corn and grows fat. A sheep
% corn and grows wool. A man eats
I and grows tired of it, and that's
he does grow
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AS my doctor did not help me began
using Doan's Kidney Pills. In a few
weeks all these symptoms left me. l
now weigh 1853 pounds and feel in ex.
cellent health"
sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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The Life He Iiveth

noo ush thou be destined to live
h., years and as many myriads be-
In, yet remember that no man
ts,h n other life than that which he
Io w. nor Iiyeth other than that which
A. ''e'n'-Marcus Aurelius Antoni.
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Shrinkaae OF Wood

/ M, sulhkage OF wood from loss
hl,aa eur has been found by the
spm states forest service to range
N ,. seven to 26 per cent. of the
volume in different species.
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Woman and Her Wants.

woman has many wants-not for
\ wants themselves, but for the fun
wanting and the sweet misery OF
Y setung,-Chicago Record. Herald.
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Another Hero.

A suicide left a letter stating that
rs wife had talked him to death.
&ere was a hero who did not believe
J divorce -New York Herald.
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a critical time of life
! was on the verge OF
a collapse with kid.
ney troubles, back.
ache, dizziness, puffy
dropsy swelllngs and
urinary irregularities.
l lost flesh and felt
languid. nervous or
llnstrnnr all tho time
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The Reason.

Wouldn't you be better off without
your husbandP"
81 don't think so-his life isn't in
sured"
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Garfield Digestive Tablet,

From your druggist, or the Garfield
Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y, Csc per bot.
tie. Samples upon request.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-05-14
A GOOD COLD.

That seems very bad cold you've
got, my little mani"
IT'S very good cold; it's kept me
away from school for two weeks now!
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SORE EYES, weak, infamed, red, watery
and swollen eyes, use PETTIpS EYE
SALVE, 25c. All druggists or Howard
Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
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XIII the Flies Now

before they multiply. A DAISY FLY
KILLER kills thousands. Lasts the sea-
son. Ask your dealer, or send zoe to II.
Somers, l49 De Kalb Ave-, Brooklyn, N. Y.
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This Patience Not a Virtue.

a lot o folks patience" said Uncle
en resembles dat of de man who
s1yS In de house an waits fob de
NV 10 melt, regardless of de. people
rs iallln down on his sidewalks"
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Alike.

Working for living is like Shake.
speare's plays-always praised, but
avoided as much az possible.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-05-14

Living well is the best revenge we
can take on our enemies.-Froude.
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AT A CRITICAL TIME.
women Are Likely to Suffer with Dan.
serous Kidney Disorders.

Mrs. John Kirk. R. F. d. No. 9 De.
troit, Mich, says: Five wears 400 ~
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CAUSE FOR HIS HURRY.

"Ah, love to see little boy IN
such a hurry to get to SCHOOL,"
Eyes, sir. Me little brothers got de
measles, an I'm hurrying up to get
excused"
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A well-informed physician is fire.
quently Uniformed
, 1908-04-25
''SOLD OUT"

The Agricultural Departments report of
grain reserves emphasizes the fact that the
country is i'll The happy condition known to
commercial persons rs "sold out. We HAYS
So, 900, 900 fewer bushels of whent on hand
than last year, and 336, 10000 fewer bush
els of corn. The decrease is less striking if
compared with average stocks than with
last years exceptionally large reserves. 1t
was a concurrence Of that large supply with
foreign necessities jim successive years which
enabled the farmer to rival the amazing
progress of our mechanical industries. This
comparative exhaustion Of supplies now
comes just at the planting season, when any
thing encouraging liberal planting is timely,
There has been no nonsense about "hold-
itg'' the grain crops, and there ought to be
none about reducing acreage, pric s being
30 satisfactory.
The sold out condition of the farmers cor
responds to the condition of the iron trade,
with similar suggestions regarding the ne
Cessity of stocking up sooner or later, how
ever it must be delayed. In the slump of
1893, there were 100000 ions piled up in
Pittsburg. That was q very much larger
amount relatively fifteen years ago, yet now
IL is to- be doubted whether the pig iron for
sale in the United States equals much more
than half as much, or say 100000 tons.
That is not a weeks supply at last years
rate of consumption. Sooner or later home
BUYERS will realize that if they do not take it
others will, for our exports are growing now
as they did when last we were embarrassed
with iron not wanted here.
This state of depletion of stock is whole
some compared with the cotton corner, still
surviving in some degree among the planters,
and with the efforts of the tobacco growers
to pile up one unsold crop on another, and
~eoualize supply and demand by not planting
this wear. Panics do not lessen wants.
Empty cupboards mean work ahead to I'LL
Ahem-N Y. Times, March II.
, 1908-04-25

to eat all that day, he said. Tears came
into the eyes of the woman and, taking
from her pocket a very black and grimy-
looking rag, which might once have been o
handkerchief, she undid one corner OF it
and took out a 10 cent piece. "Cone with
me" she said. Fleischman followed her,
and they stopped at a 'lunch Wagon"
where the woman ordered him q cup of
coffee and 'fsinkers" (doughnutsl which
the millionaire was obliged to consume.
The cost was S cents, and the nickle that
was left the woman very carefully tied in
the corner of her handkerchief again. Be.
fore parting Fleischman learned the name
OF this truly philanthropic woman, and
subsequently set her up in a little business
of her own; today she is q prosperous and
happy woman. Mr.. Fleischmau frequently
told the story to the credit of her whom,
he said he should always regard as the
greatest and most unselfsh philanthropist
he ever met. There is an interesting story
old Of the late Cornelius Vanderbilt relat-
I've to how he once made q fortune for the
dow of m old fellow Spectator. The
husband OF this woman had died and left
her penniless. One day when she was sew
ing in a capitalists house, she heard a
great mining operation being discussed.
She was enough versed in stocks to realize
that a great deal was on hand. Taking
some diamond earrings, which she had
treasured as the last gift which her hus-
band had given her, she went with them to
Vanderbilt and begged that he would invest
them for her in the particular mining stock
which she had heared discussed.
It turned out that the information she
had received was the"tip" that Vanderbilt
was looking for, and it came just in time to
help him make q large sum. "You have
done me a great service" he said; 'keep
your diamonds, and I will invest some
money for you. And he did invest II sum,
which, when the stock took an unprecedent-
cd turn upward, yielded the astute woman
something like G1O0, O00.-"IW Bits, quot
ed in 81. Ih0mW ZEden0e.
, 1908-04-25
BOYS NARROWED ON FLOATING ICE.

The crowds in Riverside Park, who had
turned out to enjoy the bracing air yeSter-
day, were startled about B o'clock III the az
ternoon by cries from the river shore at
Eighty-ninth street There was o rush to
the place whence the cries came, and 1T was
found that q large section of ice upon which
some boys were playing tag had been broken
away from the main body by a floating spar
and was drifting down the stream, carrying
with it three boys, who had been unable to
escape when their companions. warned by
the cracking of the ice, ran ashore.
The river was comparatively free from
ice at this point, and the foe drifted rapidly
down stream, gaining speed as it neared the
middle of the river. where the current was
swifter than inshore.
The men in the crowd that lined the shore
shouted directions to the boys, but they did
not seem to realize their danger, and jumped
about on the ice, waving their hats to the
anxious watchers on the river bank. They
seemed to enjoy the attention they were
attracting. AS they ioated down the stream
attempts we're made to get out life boats to
save the lads. These we're frustrated by
the congestion of the ice about the boat
houses.
At Eighty seventh Street q passing tug
caused q swell that made the foe seesaw
dangerously, and it looked as If all three
would be thrown into the river. Still they
were seemingly unafraid, waving their caps
to the crowd on shore. Those on the tug
boat evidently did not see the stranded trio.
AT this point the foe parted, leaving two
boys on one piece and one on another.
Many attempts were being made to reach
the youths in rowboats and launches, and
tugs sounded warnings on their whistles
for approaching craft to slacken speed.
The trend of the tide brought the boys in
closer to the shore near Fifty-frst Street,
and after many unsuccessful attempts a rope
was thrown across the foe on which the two
boys were. They seized it and were pulled
to the shore. Then the rope was thrown to
the third boy and he was pulled to the side
of the pier in the same way.
, 1908-04-25

tenths-live. And that is deeply humiliatln9'
The particularly ~wel-wrltten and inteiii-
gent letter on the subject, printed on TINS
page yesterday, from u woman whose pro-
fession of nursing takes her into many houses
more than confirmed all that OUR first inform
ant had stated. The might air. super
~stition, she said, not only fingers, but 1t IS
widely held by multitudes Of people VINO
would bitterly resent the charge OF beng
grossly ignorant of the first laws OF health
and comfort. And, according to this high
authority, fresh air seems to be almost as
much dislfked and feared as night air, and
those who certainly ought to know better
actually prefer stuffy rooms to those that are
we'll ventilated.
Even more discouraging than this was
what our correspondent said about the
negligence of many doctors to enforce, or
even to suggest, the rule Of the open win
dow. That is hard, indeed; to believe, and
we are half tempted to suspect that the
charge is somehow connected with the cur
ious antagonism which has come to be so
often displayed when nurses are talking
about doctors, and hardly less often when
doctors are talking about nurses -especla'ly
when the nurses have been so we'll; or 80
long, trained as to be half doctors thom-
selves. Yet there was the case of the Home
for consumptives, with only two of it's win
dows open, to support even this amazing
statement, 80 it may be that the half sus-
picion is as ill-founded as it is unkind
, 1908-04-25
CAPTURED A MARCONIGRAM.

o. the first outward voyage of the North
German Lloyd liner Kronprinzessin Cecilie,
the Marconi operator, Stickrath, captured a
wireless message on its way from the Ottawa
correspondent of The London Standard to
his paper, which had reference to the Jap
anese Exclusion bill in British Columbia.
It was partly published in The Daily Bulle-
tin on board the liner.
On the arrival of the steamer at Bremen
the operator was discharged by the Marconi
Company for 'pirating" news. Stickrath
was a good operator, and the chief steward
said Capt. Hogemann had telegraphed to
the office of the Marconi Company in Brus-
sells asking the manager to reinstate the
operator. Ibid.
, 1908-04-25
= AIR is NOT APPRECIATED.

BROOKLYN is not alone, it seems, in sleep
ing with it's windows tightly closed, and the
surprise we expressed the other DAY wnen a
Brooklynite accused the majority OF MS
neighbors of still being afraid OF might ar
annarently only proved that we don't know
n,,ch about how the other half-U r nine
, 1908-04-25

Friend-"1 suppose the baby is fond of
YOU p-Papa-"Fond of me? Why, he sleeps
all day when I'm not at home and stays up all
night just to enjoy my society"
, 1908-04-25
ESSENCE OF FUN.
(Fro,n Demeycra Argosy.)

MAUD, can't you play tennis without all
that noise 2" "Now, how do you SUPPOSE
we are going to play tennis without raising
a racquet"
, 1908-04-25

The teacher approached one little fellow
who was present for the first time AN iuquir-
ed his name for the purpose of placing it on
the foil. "Well," said the youngster, "they
call me Jimmie for short, but my maiden
name is James"
, 1908-04-25

we are going to play tennis without raising
a racquet"
Friend-"1 suppose the baby is fond of
you" p-Papa-"Fond of me? Why, he sleeps
all day when I'm not at home and stays up all
night just to enjoy my society"
The teacher approached one little fellow
who was present for the first time an | iuquir-
ed his name for the purpose of placing it on
the foil. "Well," said the youngster, "they
call me Jimmie for short, but my maiden
name is James"
A well-known lawyer met an o!d-time
friend named Fuller. After II hearty hand
clasp, Mr.. Fuller remarked-"You are look
ing exceedingly we'll. Aren't you filling
out a little "No, indeed replied the
other. "You probably think so because
I'm looking Fuller in the face"
II make a rule, said q wiseacre to his
friend, ''to tell my wife everything that hap
pens. In this way we avoid any misunder-
standings" Not to be outdone in genel osity,
the good friend replied-"Wel ell, sir, you are
not so open and frank as I am, for I tell my
wife o good many things that never happen"
AO 4LAdJ VA VI SONAWJ tOWA "0S 49,
tioning the boys at Il ragged clool. and he
asked them what were the pomps and vani l s
of this wicked world. He asked them one,
by one, but they could not tell him. At last
q little boy near the bottom said--"I know, sir.
The Mayor and Corporation going to church,
sir"
The candidate was in the middle Of an
impassioned speech, when an interrupter,
putting his head inside the door, shouted
out, "Can anyone here sell me sixpennyworth
of common sense ?" The candidate paused
and then convulsed the audience with this
ready rejoinder--"Yes, 1 can sell you six
~pennyworth, but you have nothing to put it
in, I'm afraid"
"Do you drink" asked the lawyer of the
witness. Chats my business" replied the
witness angrily. "Have you any other bust
ness?' pursued the lawyer blandly.
"Look here!' cried the stage manager 10
an actor. "Do you know yon laughed when
you were supposed to be dying?' Certain
ly," replied the actor. CAT your salaries,
why shouldn't death be greeted with joy3"
, 1908-04-25

"Look hereI' cried the stage manager to
An actor. "Do you know yon laughed when
you were supposed to be dying?' "Certain-
ly," replied the actor. CAT your salaries,
why shouldn't death be greeted with joyP"
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Culpable Indifference.

1t is estimated that not more than
SIS per cent of the registration of the
state was voted at the primary cleo
ton. 1t is Just this fact that lost
Governor Mead his denomination in
the face of combination of forces
inimical to the best interests of the
state. 1t is just the same indifference
of the people that would defeat the
next governor were his the best ad-
ministration ever enjoyed, unless the
voters realize the error and grave
consequences of this Indifference.
Combines of selfish and special in
terests can always be depended upon
for getting out their voting strength,
but public indifference and negli-
gence at elections leave the best ad-
ministrations the easy prey of unde-
served defeat. The rebuke should be
placed where it belongs, upon the
slothful and negligent electors failing
to vote, and not upon the unlucky
official seeking deserved renomina-
ton, or the pre-eminently qualified
seeking the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Recorder.
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THE DAILY WORLDS SHORT STORY
slowly and apparently without con-

SLOWLY and apparently without con-
cern.e fst; ,
''My lucky day." he unused. "I'll
win my point today. Dear old Lake
Erie!'
Hurry, there," cried the older
man. Going to fool around all
day?
The anchor was in and the
younger man was at the oars, but
instead of pulling frantically for the
shore he began to row towards the
shores of Canada.
Joe, are you crazy?" yelled the
older man. Turn the boat and get
to shore damned quick or We'll be
capsized and drowned!'
Il can SWIM" answered Joe.
But can't!' shouted the other.
iii drown!"
Mr.. Randall" said Joe, as the
lines of determination asserted them
selves on his countenance. "Mr. Ran
dali, this is my opportunity. You
have always avoided or ignored me
when 1 approached you on the SUBJ
ject which lies nearest my heart.
You cant walk away now! Answer
my question:
mo time for asking or answering
questions now; pull for the shore!"
cried Mr.. Randall.
+ A large wave dashed over the side
Of the boat and both men commenced
to bail out the water.
Pull for the shore!" cried Mr..
Randall.
mot until you answer me-"
Joe. you are crazy. There comes
"a launch. For Gods sake turn the
boat"
Answer my question
Eyes. Yes!" cried Randall.
"Thanks." replied Joe, turning
the boat to meet the launch, which
was approaching them at top speed.
In few minutes the launch had
thrown them and towed them ashore.
sSMr. Randall" said Joe, 81 en-
dangered your life, but you never
would answer me, and I could wait
no longer. Will you forgive me?o'
Joe, said Randall, as he took
his hand Il forgive you; but, Joe.
You never viii know what it is to
give daughter away until you have
one of your own. All / ask is that
you be good to Mory."
The two men walked away arm
in-arm; the one tribe sad over his
loss, the other happy over his gain.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-22

80 ACRES of land on the SQuill-
chuck; Is acres of this is rich,
black soil along the bottom: Is
or 20 acres of standing timber;
all Of which will be valuable for
sale in Wenatchee; ten miles from
town; good road; one acre set to
choice fruit trees; one-half acre in
berries; house and barn in good
condition.; well adapted for dairy
and ranch; farm implements 60
with ranch; plenty of range Tor
stock; fine scenery; plenty of tim.
Der; lots of pure water, good fish,
ing; stream runs through place;
will make a beautiful mountain
home; all for sale at $4,000.
Phone or write A. G. Holler, En-
that, Wash, or call at premises on
the SQuillchuck. tt
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-22
Let the Good Work Go On.

One by one the roses fall-the fine
old biennial roses of plutocracy
which bloomed so hardly in Wash
ington. Let 'em fall.
Senator Ankeny has succumbed to
the frost of a direct primary, and
will be succeeded by man who, be-
ing elected by the people, may be ex-
pected to serve the people instead of
the interests. Last week it was that
skilled Cannoneer of the house, the
hand-in-glove comrade of Joe Can
non, Serene Payne, John Dalzell, Jim
Sherman and the rest of the bunch
Jenkins of Wisconsin. 1t was La
Toilette blizzard that stripped Jen-
kins from the stem where he had
fingered too long and put Irvine Len
root, bosom friend of Bob, in his
place. Just before that 1t was Ches-
ter I. Long who was shipped OF by
the shears of Joseph Bristow in Kan
sas. Good work!-Spokane Press.
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INVOLUNTARY CONSENT.
BY John Henry Neuhauser.

1t was a bright June morning and
old Lake Erie had never appeared
more calm and beautiful and at
peace with the balance of the world.
"A fine day to go fishing" sug-
gested the older man.
''Splendid! replied the younger
man.
The two men stepped into the
boat.
Who'll do the rowirg?' asked
the older one
YOU" replied the younger one
Cant you row."
''Never rowed much,' the older
one confessed. I'm not much of a
sailor"
The younger man took the oars
in his hands and began to pull a
long, steady stroke. The boat Gid
ed over the smooth surface of the
water to a distance of about one mile
and a half from the shore. They
anchored. The breeze was now blow
ing almost directly from the west.
The fishing was quite satisfactory.
IF only that breeze would shift to
the northwest or north" the younger
man unused to himself, then / would
be all to the gooi!"
They had been fishing for one
hour just as a gust of wind from
the northwest. accompanied with a
heavy swell, blew across the lake and
tossed the boat.
Good" exclaimed the younger
man aloud, with diabolical twinkle
in his eye.
"Good?" responded the older one.
II should say bad. We are going to
have storm. Let's pull for the
shore
mo hurry" answered the young
one.
Yes, there is need to hurry" said
the older one. See that black cloud
in the north? 1t looks treacherons to
me. You never know what old Lake
Erie will do
The surface was already broken
and the white caps were innumera-
ble The wind was blowing, ). the
boat was rocking and plunging and
a large wave washed over her side.
Haul in the anchor!" cried the
old man.
The younger man obeyed, but
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- q ~
Matters Political.

The campaign. national and local.
is beginning to grow warm. Warmed
up by . somewhat sneering speech Of
Mr.. Bryan on Monday iatt, Nj. TAFT
hurled back some shells at him such
as only Big guns throw. Ana. On
Tuesday Mr.. Bryan Ii III extended
interview answered scorn Tor scorn.
This q hopeful: It promises to bring
ogt, ali tn S sbest IN both capdt hates
the people desire to see no boxing
glove encounter, but they want the
gladiators fully armed and want to
hear the clear ring Of steel.-Good-
wins Weekly.
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AMONG The POETS

4 COME, SLEEP. !.
Come, sleep, and kiss my eyeliis
down
Let me forget
Hopes treachery, Fortunes frown
And Life's vain fret
And would you hold me fast, dear
Sleep,
/ need not wake,
Since they are dead who used to
weep
For my poor sake.
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!sliialtissj Grown Fl Trees q IS
Are Best

have fine lot OF trees of the best
commercial varieties of apples;
there are.none better anywhere.
Come and see them. Have also
Bartlett Pears. Will make special
terms for trees wanted for fan
planting or delivery. Call phone
SIS or write c. F. Keiser. If
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-22

YOUNG MAN who will attend busi-
ness college. which starts October
s. desires q place TO work TOR
board and room. Address L. n.
Lewis. Wenatchee Business Col
leEe. <.# =, :.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-22

FOR RENT-S250 irrigated lake
shore orchard ranch on Lake Che
Ian. Il acres orchard, mostly
winter fruit; 20 acres farm land;
also dwelling, driers, barn, chick
en- yard, cellar and tool house.
Rural delivery and free telephone,
fuel and range. Apply before Sun,
day to Adrian Vollmer. Lakeside
Washington. 1913
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NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC-The pub
lie are hereby notified that, owing
to the fact that my wife has de-
serted my home and household,
will not be responsible in future
for debts contracted by her. Signed
Edward H. Miller. 9-23
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-22

YOUNG LADY who will attend bust:
ness college. which starts October
6, desires place to work for her
board and room. Address L. n.
Lewis, Business College.