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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
At Cross Purposes

Poor Mrs. Mixem has good inten-
lions. but she certainly does make
some bad breaks when she undertakes
TO give good advice
What has she been SAYING nowg-
She told one young fellow in her
class who is as cFoss-eyed as he can
be 10 look straight ahead in life. ana
another. who has lost both his legs to
be careful and always but his hes,
foot forwards"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
CAR SERVICE IMpEDED

trein and fatally injured. In the same
vicinity 4 woman, overcome by ex-
haHst!cn was found dying in the snow.
The government forecaster announced
iato tonight that there was little re-
p. i! sisht more snow being in pros
psct with falling temperature.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
Do Not Punish lvinu.

After children lie to you persuade
them to tell you the truth. Help them
to tell it to you, then praise and some.
lines reward them for being SD truth
full. Show them that you trust them.
Many little child would have grown
up to be truthful had his mother not
peen so severe that he thought he had
to lie in order to escape severe pun
ishment.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

Do not only take occasions OF doing
good when they are thrust upon thee,
bat study TO do all the good thou
canst Zeal OF good works will make
thee plot and contrive for them, con.
suit and ask advice for them.-R. Bax.
ter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
HANNIBAL scHooLs closE.

Hannibal Mo-. Feb. 1S.-The public
schools closed here today because Of
the terrific snow storm that began
last night and ragged all day today A.
loot Of SHOW fell on the level said to-
be the heaviest here in the past %
wears. Traffic was at standstiI AM
day Telephone and telegraph wires
ere down.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
Just a oneation Of Glasses.

A scientist says he took a powerful
glass and observed a jet of 100000
niles high leaping from the sun. A
few more powerful glasses and he
VIII see a green lizard with eyes as
large as automobile lamps leaping on
his bed. Louisville Courler-JouInal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
Wax to Keen Stove CLAN.

Save all pieces OF beeswax. After
the days work is done rub a little
wax on top Of Tie stove with cloth.
The heat viii melt wax and will re-
move stains 0ud leave the stove bright
and clean. Most excellent and simple
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
MOVING Machines KIN Snakes,

Certain kinds Of noises attract
snakes. The whirr Of the moving
machine is one, and in six months as
many as 100 cobras alone have been
killed on grass farm in India by the
advancing machine. Madras Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
tiearlnn Sound II rhunder.

Thunder can be heard as much as
20 miles away and 1t may be absolute
ly inaudible when only nine miles
distant; this depending upon condi.
tions of the air and upon intervening
obstacles,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
TWELVE INCHES At ROCKFORD.

Rockford. III. F5. 1S-The worst
biizz1-i Of yea-s swept this city to
day. yearly tr-e-e- inches Of snow
fell and drlfted 50 rapidly that street
car traffic was al but tie1 up while
.fhe steam roads experienced great
difficulty in moving trains.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
MleHleAM sroRM SWEEP

trcit Fab Dispatches from
5aricus pe!1t9 t.rogslout Michigan
tell OF heavy storm tonight with
ish winds and heavy fall of snow
Transportation lines throughout the
state are severely handicapped.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
Ar TOILET.

Joliet. III. Feb. lS.-A hlizzarH here
tcday iutcrfered with street traffic
and business. Snow fell al day ar-
companied BY high winds. Street ear
traffic is crippled
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

The Italian motto for making a sal.
ad dressing is a simple yet useful
one; it is to the effect that salad
should be well sailed, well oiled and
have but little vinegar.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

IT, Charming and trily American,
Marie GlAi,i rs original Cares
womaa whc. has appeared -n taa 1n
eIioa2 atece wHi BE seen r. t'.e Cats.
opera berss Ffiday F, brlar5 -l 2.
the ncw musical play. Marrying
Mari which has been written lci her
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
Latest Ed.

Fashions latest fad is a craze for
buttons. There Is q novelty about this
craze, in so far that II seems to appeal
as much 70 the vanity Of the mere
male to adorn himself with buttons as
to his more volatile womenkind
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

I've allus noticed in perticerler thu
lots OF men with fortunes left em an
who never worked lick in their life
are about tn first t give advice on
how L be successful"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
Appropriate.

Every room in my house has =
nsrae-Msrie Antoinette. Louis XIV.
Pompeiian. etc
What do you call the nurseryy-
The Roosevelt. "-T.ifs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

Fine pictures With illustrated songs
are presented at the Arcade on Eichth
street every night.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
When a Man Is Strono.

A man is strong when he admits
10 himself ais own weakncss.-Bal.
eac.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

Any item that IL Of interest 70 you
u OF interest to your fT1ssda TsIs
BAszs roar s<Es u t. azi1sssnL
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

london's Factory Girls.
There are 100000 factory girls In
London.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

More people IN Cairo read TIE Bus
istin than 81 cher cslss psp>r- esr,
sa<sl s r<rs}
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

Read the Bulletin and get ala the
sess skIls h = nssA
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19
Lswlessness in Italy.

Italy has more conYicts per capita
than any other country.
Sowing and Reaping.
As We act toward others. so we
may expect others to act toward US
Syrus
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

by Edwin Milton Royle with music
by Silvic Helm.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-02-19

Miles cf Lne7aal Length.
tc exception Of Britain and
+, err are NJ two countries
r.. a.efe TIE mile is of equal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-04-27

III YOU ARE IN Need or ANY
THING DAINTY IN THE GROCERY
LINE YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND IT
At +. g. pRA1T Il co, 2t1 South
SECOND.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-04-27

ARE YOU GOING no FL PNSO
no VISIT OR 10 SHOP? IL 50.
THE GRAND CENTRAL HOTEL Is
THE PLACE 10 StOP. IN THE
HEART or EVERYTHING. -FOUR
BLOCtNS FROM UNION STATION.
RATES soc no $500. EUROPEAN
PLAN. STREET CARS PASS no AND
FROM DEPOT ". Vi. mccoy. PRO
pRIEHOR.
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Angorn, coyote, wildcat WolL Deer.
Bear skins n speciality QuicI, and
prompt service. NJ. IJtEkO, care Of
rio Grande Wooden Mills Co. Give
me "A irinI H-2S
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-04-27

EVERY ONE Is TALKING ABOUT
Our FIAT WORK. ~ YOU HAVE
NOT GIVEN Us YOURS, DO SO
NOW. IMPERIAL LAUNDRY, BACK
or POSTDTITCE,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-04-27

PORCH SWINGS PAINTED. $500
EACH. AZ SUPERIOR PLANNING
MIL.
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OUU ASSORTMENT or CANNED
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE \
SELECTED STOCK. COME IN AND
ENNNIINE THEM. T.. q. PRATT X
co, ga SOUTH SCOND,
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An KINDS or SCTuEN WORK
DONE UN THE SUPERIOR PLAN
ING MILL,
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WHEN you BUY SCREEN DOORS
FROM Us you HELP YOUR HOME
WORkMEN. SUPERIOR planning
MILL.
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PORCH SWINGS PAINTED. $500
EACH, Al SUPERIOR planning
MIL.
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our blanket WORK Is BEST
HUBBS LAUNDRY 60. m2
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FFES GOOD ICE CREAM. AND
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LOCAL ITEMS OF INTEREST

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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-04-27

OUR WORK on LAUNDERING
ON LADIES' COLLARS. SHIRT
WAISTS. SKIRTS AND DUCK
SUITS IS UNSURPASSED. IMPE-
RAJ. LAUNDRY. BACH OF POST
OFFICE
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-04-27

WnahInet0n NUrIT n Vow NIE-
ico and Nrlzoun Flf saturday aud
sunday
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30


made a very big something out Of a.
very little nothing. As a result invest
ments are made, the investors know
ing almost to a certainty what they
can rely on to secure a fair return.
When the New York American league
team was organized by Frank Farrell,
over 100000 was spent before single
dollar was taken in. Does not that
show what confidence capital has
come to have in the earning capacity
of a baseball team? The large sums
spent on baseball by the public and by
the club promoters arouse amazement
when made public, but this year all
records are in the process of demoli-
ton. The average yearly expenses Of
an American or National league club
are now over $4,000. and this sum
will probably be exceeded in future
years.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30
Exciting Contests For Champion
ships In the Two Chief
Leagues.
By FREDERICK R. ToomBs.

Era
M 7HEN a wave of baseball fren-
NV zy sweeps over the United
w States, the most momentous
affairs Of life and state speed
lily are thrust aside. Nothing must
stand in the way of the American citi-
ing crack of a home run hit. A little
thing like a presidential campaign in
this greatest Of all baseball years is
ridiculous to contemplate. Many big
league game in this record breaking
year has been attended by upward of
$4,000 people. Who ever heard of a
presidential candidate drawing such an
audience?
On the day John w. Kern was mott
fed Of his nomination for the vice
presidency and Mr.. Bryan delivered a
much heralded speech on trusts the
New York Nationals won both games
Of double header in Pittsburg, these
two clubs being associated with Chi
cago in a sensational three cornered
race for the pennant.
What happened in the newspapers?
The big dailies spread the baseball
story across the front page, and Mr..
Kern and Mr.. Bryan were pushed back
among the advertisements. Mr.. Taft
and Mr., Sherman have suffered in
much the same way. Their lengthy
communications to the public are fire.
quently showed back in juxtaposition
to the "Help Wanted" column, and in
the choice spots Of the papers appear
stories relating how 1'the Chicago Cubs
will capture the National pennant pro-
vided they win enough games" or
''Pittsburg buys Hold Spinks, the won
derful young pitcher Of the Gas House
league" or .'Larry Lajoie Of Cleveland
almost has a headache" Campaign
managers may fume and fret, but
baseball is a necessity; politics is a
luxury.
In fact, whoever is elected to the
presidency the defeated man will be
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30
"A National Success.

While for England cricket made
success of a titanic war, in America a
titanic war made baseball a national
success. 1t was the soldiers of the
civil war who learned and played the
game in their camps, who, returning to
their homes, formed teams and thus
scattered baseball from ocean to ocean.
Baseball today, in the sixty third
year of its career as regularly de-
fined pastime, has attained not only
national and International but world
wide sway. 1t is the worlds greatest
game, played in this country alone by
upward Of 100000 men and boys,
whose contests are viewed by over
100000 people yearly. In England
and Australia, to Japan, the Philip
pines and Cuba, the game has spread.
Yankee soldiers played the game in
the shadow Of the great wall Of China.
Every evening cables carry to the cor
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30

fully justified in laying his downfall to
the nerve racking races in the National
and American leagues.
A season like that now drawing to a
close has never occurred before. The
National league race, with three close
ly ranked flag chasers-New York, Chi
cago and Pittsburg-and the American,
with Detroit, Cleveland, ST. Louis and
Chicago hacking at each others throat,
have carried the game to heights Of
popularity hitherto undreamed Of. The
New York National team, for instance,
will close the season with almost $780,
600 in profits
When the Duke Of Wellington said,
"The battle Of Waterloo was won on
the cricket fields Of Eton,', he con-
veyed an authoritative opinion Of the
tremendous influence which may be
eXerted on a nation, hemisphere or
a world by a form of sport, a mere
pastime. Inferentially one may well
say that, according to .'the Iron Duke .
had it not been for the strength giving
qualities Of cricket Napoleon would
have won at Waterloo and become be-
yond question the arbitrary dictator Of
all Europe. Baseball in America holds
the position that cricket has in Eng
land, and the influence Of the game on
the American people is Of even greater
Importance and significance than ever
known of cricket in Britain.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30
TYRUs R. COBB.

TYRUS r. COBB.
fright fielder. Detroit Americans.l
which is minus finger and half;
hence the appellation s'Three Finger
Brown
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30

Wall paper at &c per double roll.
lift. +, II. FORSTER
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30
Phenomenal Batter.

A man who Is nearly as important to
his team as its best pitcher, as shown
by his work this year, is Hans Wag-
ner, the famous shortstop of the Pitts
burg team. Wagner is the greatest
all around player in the world His
batting is not sensational; it is phenom-
email. Experts consider a man who
makes one hit in every game he plays
to be an unusually good batsman. To
Wagner the making of three hits in
one contest is an event of only or
binary Importance. In two games
played against New York in July Wag-
ner made seven consecutive hits, three
Of them being two baggers, constitut-
ing a new and novel worlds record.
in five times at bat, making three con
secutive hits off the delivery Of the
great Mathewson. Strangely enough,
Wagner bats better against Mathew
son than against many pitchers readily
acknowledged to be vastly inferior in
ability. Like ''Three Finger" Brown,
Wagner was worker in coal mine
in his earlier days.
Tyrus Cobb of Detroit and Captain
Lajoie of Cleveland are two of the
widely talked of American league play
ers. Cobb, a comparatively new big
league player, is a mighty batsman,
leading his league. Lajoie, once a
hack driver in Worcester, Mass, now
earns $4,000 year playing second
base and running the Cleveland Blues
that recently forged to the top in the
pennant race.
More baseball teams have made mon
ey this season than in any other, an
undeniable evidence of the progress of
the game. The attendance throughout
the country has broken records. Club
statisticians agree thatat a National or
American league game $500 people
must pay admissions each day to meet
the club expenses. When paid attend
ance runs below this number the club
loses money.
In the American league the pennant
race, while not so continuously close
as the National, has afforded plenty of
excitement. Detroit, st. Louis, Cleve-
land and Chicago have set the pace
most Of the year.
The worlds SERIES contests and
their probable outcome are leading
topics of the hour in baseballdom.
The worlds championship in the
worlds greatest game is a prize for
which millions Of dollars are spent
each year, and the team that secures
It makes for itself and its members a
shining place in baseball history Tor as
long as the game shall last, and that
means as long as the stars and stripes
dominate the western hemisphere.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30
Baseball. the National Craze
Great National Sport In Which
Millions Of Fans Are
Interested.

ners of the earth the scores in the i'm
portant games of the day, and In Lon
don and Paris newspapers daily print
the scores in the games in the two
leading leagues When the New York
Nationals defeated Pittsburg in two
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30

~ Il. r
lars yearly. By the terrible power of
the blacklist they force men to work
for any employer and in any city the
magnates choose The only remedy
the player has yet found is to stop
playing with the regularly organized
leagues and either go into business of
another kind or play with some team
not recognized by the regular leagues
In the latter event he is promptly
termed an outlaw He becomes a
baseball pariah.
Thousands Spent on the Game.
But this relentless system is the say.
ing grace" Of baseball, for it has
brought order out Of chaos. It has
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30

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Tablets. Pioneer Drug Go.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30
Famous Rival Pitchers.

The National pennant race has again
demonstrated that pitchers and bat
terry are the chief factors in the sue
cess of a team, pitchers taking pre-
eminence. Men like Brown, Reulbach
and Overall of Chicago, Mathewson
and Wiltse of New York and Maddox,
Willis and Lever of Pittsburg, practi-
cally the cream of the National league
twirling talent, draw thousands Of
spectators merely through the magic
of their names and fill the youth Of the
land with fiery ambition to some day
! wax likewise heroic. Christy Mathew
son, an ex-college student, and Morde-
cal Brown, once coal miner, have
long been rivals for the pitching SUI
premacy. Mathewson on his work Of
this year must be ranked above Brown
and as the greatest pitcher Of the day.
| '.Matty'' gets about $4,000 a year
largely because Of his famous "drop."
This drop curve, or down shoot, of his
is one of the most disconcerting curves
ever faced by batsmen and may well
be termed Mathewson's "breadwin-
ner." The BAH breaks It's course sharp
~ directly in front of the plate and
drops from twelve to twenty-five inch
es almost perpendicularly.
| Browns most effective curve is his
inshoot. His curves apparently do not
suffer from the serious handicap aris-
ing from his mangled pitching hand,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30
Vast Business Enterprise.

And how has this come about?
Because baseball Is soundly organ
lied. It is a vast business enterprise,
run on business principles. Business
men have made it worth the while of
able, brainy men to devote their lives
to studying and developing the art of
throwing a ball that curves, of hitting
curving balls with a bat and of catch
ing thrown and batted balls. These
able, brainy men thus develop the sci
entifc side of the game that almost
every full blooded American citizen
has learned to believe is the greatest
sport medium on earth. The magic
SPELL the growing fascination of base
ball, is explainable as arising from the
all important element of chance, the
opportunities for spectacular daring,
its competitive possibilities, its POSSIBLE
tiles in the development of special
skill and the ever pressing need of
violent action and the exercise of I'M
erring quick wit. Actual science in the
exposition of game comprising these
picturesque elements must necessarily
attract the support of nation tenn
peramentally excitable, like the Amer
lean people. And keen business men
have not been slow to take advantage
Of this g
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30
The Baseball Trust.

No one but an "insider" has any
clear idea Of the practically fawless
business system controlling baseball.
The baseball trust" is stronger in it's
field than the Standard Oil company
or the beef trust or the tobacco COM
bine. The baseball magnates control
ling the National league, the American
league, the national commission (the
supreme professional baseball govern
ing body and the scores Of minor pro-
fessional leagues exercise absolute
dominion over business field where
the profits amount to millions Of dol
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30

No charge for sewing and laying
our carpets. j. Fl. FORSTER. lift
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-09-30

games in one day, the news was sent
10000 miles by telegraph, wireless tel
egraph and cable to the Yankee tars of
the fleet in Australian waters.
Not only is baseball the national
game; it is the national craze. It is
the only and original, pure and unde-
filed, blown in the bottle brand of De-
mentia americana,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1908-11-27
CARVING THE TURKEY.
Some Suggestions For the Man Who
Yields the Knife.

A few suggestions on carving prob
ably Will not be amiss and may save
the fresh Thanksgiving table linen
from desecration by splashes Of gravy.
First. then. let the carver plunge
the fork firmly into the breast Of the
turkey. He must have sure hold Of
the breastbone If he would operate
successfully.
Let him then cut off the wing near
est him. which Is done by passing the
knife underneath the socket and is
easily accomplished If the bird be
young and tender.
Remove the leg on the same side In
the same manner. lrcssing the bone
outward while making the cut. Sep
aratc the first and second joints Of the
leg and next remove the side bone by
running the knife along the backbone
and close to it, 1t Is attached only
by n tilamcnt Of skin and fat; hence
this task is not difficult.
Legs and wings being removed, the
sllcing Of the breast is.a simple mat
ter, and this opens the cavity. from
which filling may be removed with n
spoon. The removal Of the leg usual
ly makes another opening. to be util-
lied In the same manner.
Ee sure you have n we'll sharpened
knife.
If you cannot succeed in dismember-
ing 1t gracefully. don't be too sure that
the toughncss of the turkey is TO
blame. y good after dinner speaker
Is more frequently met with than a
coed carver.-Philadelph Ledger.