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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

The next regular meeting of the Wo-
mans Literary Club will be held this
evening at the Library hall. The pro
gram will be in charge of the music
committee.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Robert r. Maxcy. who has been at
home for a few days recovering from ar
attack of the grip. returned to Boston
yesterday to resume his studies at the
Institute of Technology.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Therefore, when your kidneysare weak
or out of order, you can understand how
quickly your entire body is affected and
how every organ seems to fail to do O.
duty. a..... .. ..... r.,
If you ere sick or "feel badly" begin
taking the great kidney remedy, Dr..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, because as soon
as your kidneys are we'll they will help
all the other organs to health. A trial
will convince anyone.
If you are sick you can make no mis-
take by first doctoring your kidneys.
The mild and the extraordinary effect a
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-R0Ot. the great
kidney remedy, is soon realized. Il
stands the highest for its wonderful cures
of the most distressing cases, and is sold
on its merits by all E
druggists in fifty-cent A9#Hl1ka3zs.8sn
and one-dollar size 5u13l /! saa1
bottles. You may asl.11...l ~
have sample bottle Home Of swampaoea
by mail free, also pamphlet telling you
how to find out if you have kidney or
bladder trouble. Mention this paper
when writing to DR.. Kilmer 8. Co., Bing.
hamton, N. Y. Don't make any mistake,
but remember the name, Swamp Root
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the Cd
dress, RnShamton. N. Y .sl1sv1E jot*1A
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Tho old folks dancing school taught
ny Miss Harvey of Bath had its first
lesson last evening at Society hall. a
goodly number being present.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Hurd passed
Sunday the guests of Mr.. and Mrs
Ezra Hurd, Winthrop street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Rev. r. A. Rich pastor Of the Meth
odist church, chose for his subject last
Sunday morning from John v:S-9. AT
the evening service he gave very
interesting talk on the Joy OF Disciple
ship" The stereopticon views have
been discontinued for the present.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Two were charged with intoxication
Monday morning in the municipal court
and in default of payment We're SEN
! fenced to Jail at Augusta for 80 days,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Harvey Gatchell and D. F. Danforth
arc cutting 10 tons of ice on Lake Cob
bosseecontee. They report IA inches of
guoG, clear ice, free from any flaws.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

The first in series Of medal con-
tests to be held in the various churches
in the city will occur in the Getchell
street Free Baptist church, Friday
evening, Jan. "a
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mrs. Sylvia T. Soule. who has been
stopping with her daughter, Mrs. Fred
homas. Is going to Augusta, where
she will pass the remainder Of the win
ter with her son, A. A. Soule.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Charles N. Cotton. who was granted
a discharge from the Home last fall.
has been readmitted and ASSIGNED to
Co. P. He served in Co. G, 18th Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Henry ?. Page. the well-known basso,
who is leading the Taconnet Glee Club.
will give p public song recital at the
Taconnet Club house next Friday even
ing. He will be assisted by Miss Marion
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mrs. Herbert Austin was called t,
Hampden yesterday by the serious i'll
ness Of her sister.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

City Marshal Donovan announces
that he is a candidate for reelection
at the spring election.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

A large party attended the installa-
ton ceremonies of Gardiner Conman-
derry, l.. o. G. c., at Gardiner last
evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

connection with the Hallowell House
and left yesterday for Midway, Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Harry Lawrence and Coburn Law
renee left on the early morning train
Monday for Jackman, where they eX-
pect to spend few days hunting.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Miss Beulah Ludwig. who recently
was under the surgeons care with ap-
pendicitis, was able to receive a few
friends Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

: Parker Foss and John w Healy were
weeks end visitors in Skowhegan, re-
turning yesterday morning
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

The schools Of the city We're closed
yesterday afternoon in consideration OF
tho burial of Annie Maria Lakeman. 8
former teacher in our public schools.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Meeting of Annabessacook Tribe, I.
o. r. NJ, at 7.30 tonight. Important
business to come before the council.
Ali members must be present.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Harry S. Vose is rapidly recovering
from an attack of jaundice and will
soon be able to resume his place in
the Wardwell- Emery store.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Rev. c. w. Bradlee of the Methodist
-hurch viii deliver a lecture, Masks
md Faces" at the Brown Memorial
church, Clinton, Friday evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
WATERNILLE.

William c.. Bunker returned yester-
day from a short visit to Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

William L. La Rose, a resident os
Providence. has beensadmitted to this
Home and CHARTERED in Co. 0. He
served in Co. c, 4th r. I. Int.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Miss Leath, who has charge of
Grades VI and VII at the Clarke Gram
mar school, is on the sick list. mo
school" yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mrs. Fletcher returned to her home
in this city yesterday, after an ex-
tended visit with friends in Boston
and vicinity.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

A large gold lettered sign was re-
Gently hung over the entrance OF II. A.
Smiths shoe store. 1t can be seen
from the length of the street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Harry Frothingill, brakeman on the
Maine Central. is enjoying a weeks
vacation at his home in Berlin, n. H.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

George Cook has returned to Augusta,
after a short visit with his father, Eu-
gene A Cooke.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mrs. Roy Pearce. who has been very
i'll with the measles at her home on
Second street, is much improved,
friends will be glad to know.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Miss Atwood assistant teacher at the
Grand street Grammar school Is ill
with tonsilitis.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
At the Nickel.

Start the new week right by attend
ing the Nickle theater and witnessing
some Of the best pictures that have
ever been shown In this city. The
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Miss Celia NJ Merrill. who las been
visiting relatives in this city Tor the
past week, returned yesterday after
noon 10 her home in Bangor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
EAST WINTHROP.

Archie Jackson has gone to New York
where he has secured a position.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
WINTHROP CENTER

{. NJ. Bailey went to Bangor Friday
returning Saturday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
HALLOWELL.

w. G. Johnson went to Boston yes
terday on a business trip.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Encouraging reports continue to
come from James Lee, who underwent
a surgical operation at the Augusta
City hospital, last week.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Perkins return
ed yesterday from a short visit t
Waterville.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
SOUTH GARDINER.

John Withee Of Rumford Falls came
to work Monday in the machine shop
at the pulp mill.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Miss Mead Of Auburn, who has been
the guest Of Mrs. Z. A. Bailey, return.
ed to her home Saturday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

A stated conclave of St. Omer Com
mandery, X. r., No. II, viii he held at
80 o'clock sharp Wednesday evening
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Meader are
receiving congratulations on the birth
Of a fine boy Saturday night.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
GARDINER.

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Preble OF Bath
are guests of l.. A. Perry, Randolph.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mrs. Frank Messenger has been sick
for some time with measles.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Miss Minnie Walker of Augusta was
in the city yesterday for a short visl,
to relatives.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Friends will be glad to know that
c. A. Boyden, who has been i'll at his
home on Second street, is improving.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mr.. and Mrs. James Bigelow and
son Elwood. of Portland, were the
guests of Elwood A Bailey Saturday
ana Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Miss Cleora Churchill returned yes.
terday. having passed Sunday tho
guest of relatives in Lewiston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mrs. Robert Lawton returned home
Friday from a few days visit with
friends in South Portland.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mrs. BERTHE Clark leaves this week
for New York where she will join her
husband. who is located there for sew
eral weeks. On her way she will visit
friends in Boston, Medford and Lowell,
Mass. and in Hartford, Conn.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

II. +. Wardsworth returned Sunday
evening from an. extended business
trip through the West.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

G. ". Whiting Of North Monmouth is
i'll Of typhoid fever at the home Of
his brother. F. A. Whiting.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Jacob Bartlett. late Co. G, Sd Mass
H. A., has been granted an honorable
discharge from this Home.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
Nickerson- lnsersoll.

A quiet home wedding occurred at s
O'Clock Sunday evening at the residence
of Mr.. and Mrs. w. S. Ingersoli. when
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

William Pettingill, the eldest son of
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Pettingill cut one
of his hands while sliding recently.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

A supper will be given Thursday at
the Methodist vestry for the benefit of
the High School Baseball Association.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Josiah A. Chandler, John Duffy and
Benjamin W. Clark, who have been to
Boston on furloughs, returned yester-
CAV.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Fred Carleton bought two new horses
last week one OF Alvin McCausland
and the other OF Chas. Ward.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Parker Jones of Lewiston was visit
ing Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Stevens,
Winthrop street, over Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Willis Cobb has sold his wood lotion
Pisgah to Thomas Jackson of Man
chester.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

vii! Wy!nan has been confined to the
house tie rast week by the grip.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Jeremiah Brady. who has been on
furlough to Whitefeld, returned to
Camp yesterday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mrs. John Whitney is very i'll from
the effects Of a fall which she received
at the Rebel1ah installation, Jan. Z.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

w II. Frazce visited at his home in
Bangor Friday and Saturday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mrs. Fred Wescott Is quite i'll a
her home OF Winthrop street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Ralph Green. formerly solo cornetist
here is visiting friends for a few days.
He is now located in Boston, where he
has a fine position.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

James a. Olney reported for duty
yesterday from a furlough to Paw
tucket.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
FARMINGDALE.

Carl Dudly also has the measles.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

The remains of the late Daniel L.
Jones were taken away from the Home
yesterday by Undertaken Hewins OF
Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
NATIONAL HOME.

Officer Of the dav. Capt. w. W
Savage.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mrs. Flora Clark Of Augusta was the
guest, last week of her daughter Mrs.
BERTHE Moody Clark of Main avenue,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
HERMoN LODGE. NO. 80, F. G. A. NJ.

1uesday evering, Jan. q. at 7.%G Work
in Entered Apprentice degree Sojourn-
ing brethren cordially invited
JAMES F. BAGLEY. w. NJ.
JAMES Il. LARRABEE, Sec
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Randolph Caldwell returned to the
Home yesterday, after passing a fur
Tough in Portland.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Fred Sanborn has been laid UP for
week with a severe attack of the grip.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Miss Ethel Nichols passed Sunday
with friends in Readfleld.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21
Often The Kidneys Are
Weakened by 0Yer-WQl

Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.
1t used to be considered that only
Urinary and bladder troubles were to bo
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mr.. and Mrs, Albert Wing who have
been confined to the house for some
time by the grip. are able to sit up a
little.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Mr.. and Mrs E. P. Libby passed yes
terday at North Wayne.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Z. Files OF Portland was in town
We Strrday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-21

Warren Macomber is confined to the
house by illness.
New Ulm review., 1908-07-15
Piles, Fissure,
Fistula, Hydrocele

Guaranteed Cured Without the Knife or
Detention From Business.
New Ulm review., 1908-07-15
a Most Valuable Agent.

The glycerine employed in DIR. Pierce's
medicines greatly enhances the medicinal
properties which it extracts from native
medicinal roots and holds in solution
much better than alcohol would. It also
possesses medicinal properties of its own,
being valuable demulcent, nutritive,
antiseptic and antiferment. It adds
greatly to the efficacy of the Black Cherry
bark, Bloodroot, Golden Seal root, Stone
root and Queens root, contained in
uGolden Medical Discovery in subduing
chronic, or lingering coughs, bronchial,
throat and lung affections, for all of which
these agents are recommended by stand
ard medical authorities.
In all cases where there is a wasting
away of flesh, loss of appetite, with weak
stomach, as In the early stages of con-
sumption. there can be no doubt that gly-
cerine jacts as a valuable nutritiye and
ds ro GRden snd Sfal c root abTrShsrF S1one root Il
promoting digestion and building up the
flesh anSstrength, controlling the cough
and bringing about healthy condition
of the whole system. OF course, it must
not be EXPECTED to work miracles. 1t will
not cure consumption except in its earlier
nate: hang-dM. CHRONIC coughS. bronchial
and TITvngesl Iroubles- and chrQl1ic sore
tnLO5I viii hoarseness. In acute coughs
It IS not so effective. 1fis in the lingering
hang-on coughs, or those of long standing,
even when accompanied by bleeding from
lungs, that it has performed its most
marvellous cures.
Prof Finley Ellingwood, M. D., of Ben
nett Med. College, Chicago, says of gly-
cerine:
uIn dyspepsia itserves an excellent purpose;
Holding a fixed quantity of the peroxide Of
hydrogen in solution. it is one of the best
manufactured products Of the present time in
its action upon enfeebled. disordered stom-
achs, especially if there is liberation or ca
tarrhal gastritis catarrhal Inflammation OF
stomach, it is most efficient preparation.
Glycerine will relieve many cases of pyrosis
{heartburn) and excessive gastric (stomachl
acidity.n
wGolden Medical Discovery" enriches and
purifeS the blood curing blotches. pimples
eruptions. scrofulous swellings and old sores
or ulcers.
Send to Dr. r. V. Pierce. of Buffalo, n. Y.
for free booklet telling all about the native
medicinal roots composing this wonderful
medicine. There is no alcohol in it.
New Ulm review., 1908-07-15

Gravity is only the bark of wisdom,
but 1t preserves it-Confucius.
New Ulm review., 1908-07-15
MEXICAN P0LITENEss.
In the State of Miehoacan chivaIry Is
COMPULSORY.

In the State Of Michoacan chivalry Is
Compulsory.
'sIf any man opines that the days of
chivalry and the true knight errant
spirit have gone forever, let him start
forthwith on far southwark journey,
not halt his steps until he brings up
in the town Of Morelia, which is the
capital of the Mexican state Of
Michoacan," remarked travelling
man.
Having arrived in Morelia, he will
at once see that the chiyalrous spirit
still survives. I was down there not
long ago, and the gallantry of the men
and their extreme readiness to extend
courtesies to the fair sex pleased and
surprised me. When noticed the
alacrity with which the native males
jumped up on the crowded street car
to offer their seats to the first senorita
that entered. l thought to myself how
much more gentlemanly are these
Mexicans than many of my own coun-
trymen. They do not wait to see if
some other man is going to get up, but
each tries to beat the other in cour-
teously proffering his seat to the lady.
81 spoke about the matter to the pro-
prietor Of the hotel and Immediately
he began to laugh.
"tYou must understand, senor,' said
the innkeeper, that the governor Of
our state issued decree that if any
man keep his seat in street car,
thereby compelling woman to stand,
he is liable to arrest and fine. The
police have been instructed to execute
this order severely, and think this
has much to do with the prompt polite.
| ness Of which you speak, since none OF
our population wishes to become in
volved with the police and to be pub
licly branded as lacking in gentility.'
Baltimore American.
New Ulm review., 1908-07-15

Cures permanently the cases he undertakes
and sends the incurable home without taking
a fee from them. This is why he continues his
visits year after year, while other doctors have
made a few visits and stopped. DR.. Jones is
an eminently successful specialist in all chron-
ic diseases, proven by the many cures effected
in chronic cases which have baf1ed the Skill OF
other physicians. His hospital experience anu
extensive practice have made him so proficient
that he can name and locate a disease in few
minutes. -
Treats all durable cases of Catarrh and Lung
Diseases, Consumption in early stage, Stomach,
Liver, Kidneys and Bowels, Gravel, Rheu-
matism, Paralysis, Neuralgia, Nervous, Heart
Blood and Skin Diseases, Epilepsy, Goiter,
Appendicitis, Rupture and Bright's Disease.
Diseases of Bladder and Female Organs.
Absorption treatment given for Cataract and
Granulated Eyelids.
cases. and all diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat.
Gross Eyes Strengthened without pain.
Glasses fitted and guaranteed.
New Ulm review., 1908-07-15
Made Him a Sonoster.

Mr.. Stubh Gn astonishment)- )-Gra-
cious, Maria! That tramp has been
singing In the back yard for the last
hour. Mrs. Stubb-Yes, John, it is all
my fault. Mr.. Stubb-Your fault? Mrs.
Stubb-Indeed it is. thought I was
giving him dish Of boiled oatmeal,
and instead Of that boiled up the
bird seed hy- mistake.-Chicago News.
New Ulm review., 1908-07-15
Both WAYS.

Woman-Now that have fed you,
are you going without doing your
work? Tramp-Oi couldn't wurruk on
an Imply stomach, mum, an OF nivir
worruk on er full one, so there yez be!
Smart Set.
New Ulm review., 1908-07-15
Making Headway.

Nervous Traveller Ito seat companion)
How fast should you say you were
travelling? Companion (who has been
flirting with the girl across the way)-
About q smile minute-Life.
New-York tribune., 1908-07-24
HOME BY. WAY OF JAIL.
Enelishman, Short of Funds, Seeks
Deportotion bu "Salome" Dance.

Edward Susrnan young Englishman, elected
to reach his native land yesterday by way Of
a. jaiI cell He has reached the prison, but II
IS doubtful If he will proceed much further
Susn1an was arrested by Patrolnan ONeil. of
the Fort Hamilton station. at Fifth avenue and
ssth street Fort Hamilton yesterday. for dis
orderly conduct. He arrived in this country
from England three months ago. and two weeks
ago he went to live IN the boarding house Of
Mrs Annie Dalton, at Fifth avenue and goth
street Fort Hamilton. He was unable TO get
employment and became honesick. He had
run out of money. however. and was unable TO
pay his Passage home
At noon yesterday he told Mrs Dalton that
he bad a fine plan to get his way paid back 70
England About 2 O'Clock he walked up to the
Fort Hamilton police station and started TO do
the "Salome" dance. Policeman ONeil stepped In
to keep susman from disrobing altogether, as
he had taken off his coat. vest, shoes and shirt.
When Susrnan saw the policeman he picked up
a brick and hurled It through one Of the green
gas light globes in front OF the station. When
arraigned he admitted that this was part of his
plan, saying that that he had been
rested he hoped that he would be deported.