The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-08-20
Tbistles.

~ gsEisntn unotffssoa " Fsfti'Ast
gEisi fos h., wife. What tasii Ia
qsirea iAs sslesyeman Way. J d'du
hear anything.
S,gbna ibs sidssiy swain 10 ih'
hicemsng rhsid. soai1 dis fer JOS
fos woglsl Abe feplaesi. one wonit
Essg iblni u 10 look ~ thai bead
-kiDd Lady is5l that isn'i he sans
story yoa teid me ths last ilme yoa
weft here. The hot.o--sioaise i ssB 3
Nosss d.dn'i bsrissst - slder ope
see ihss baiiognlng % 81 bscorps
sesety sport kAibef more rlsxai
iHg llsaB nnanssy dinnsn. ehi Enact
w. a. 5scidsSily . sport thai cant b,
n.osssyed sih,
lio ygu beiicee the ooantepaDcs Il
Indicative " chafAeserf 10 SOME ~
spssla, Fof instance. sben scu -es a
halrha faced somsh. Ten 10 ous you u
tnd hsr temper on edge
- slsAyr hale 10 have lhe hibsieys
come ia their automobile " see us.
What difference does the automobile
masei Il takes them so lope 10 ge,
started after they make % them minds
" 40.
Alexander The Great conquered The
eniiFe world ies. answered Mr.. Dns
,ln star. be conquered i. bu, some Of
~ nodrfns could have shown him a
thing or Two about making il pay diyi-
d.nds
The easiest Nay 10 succeed. my
boy, i 10 give the people what they
vsat No. SRI you are mistaken. The
easiest way ~ soce-ed is b. make the
people think they want what you are
giving them.
Mrs. htubb- John. how about the
nv9 shadesf Mr.. stubb lpeiiishly l--
Oh. hang the shades Mrs. Stubb
lswcetiy Why, John. thai is just
wbsl have been trying 10 get you 10
do for a week.
DO you attend church regularity
inquired the solieiions friend. I've
been regular churehRoer Of late. an.
svered Nj. Cnmror Mother aud the
girls took me on gnidebook tour
through Europe.
A man i Judged by The eompsny
be keeps, said tbs nphorist. Yes. An
sgrred The man With boom. Which
makes Il undesirable sometimes TO
print the names Of all The contributors
- yonr campaign fund.
oh. Arizona will be- admitted. all |
RIGHT. said the gentleman from that
territory. Been turned down pretty 1
regularly, hasn't ~ Don, let that
worry you. They'll need the name for
a battleship nov.
-1owDell doesn't seem 10 have
done Gagley any good 10 join the
church. He appears 10 be gronehier
Than ever since he got religion. Brown
don't believe he's got il al all. ri
Bet what he takes Tor religion is mere.
y dyspepsia.
--6yer- Lots Of inventors never fully
eallze the Importance OF their nven.
lous. Myer- Don't theyi oyer No.
AXE the halrpin for example. Ii il
and the inventor never intended il 10
= used ia dressing the hair
SANDY Pixies You didn't remain
de sayside cottage long, Gritty
eorge-No De lady was too poetical. :
he pointed over Ia de sunset and said
. clouds reminded her OF bars of steel.
thought il Was time 10 beat il.
Does yonr wife ever scold you for q
altering up your pillow these hot !,
lghisf No. She compliments me on o
y neatness. Only yesterday she said {
y pillow looked ~ II scarcely press. h
l il. Well. ! guess Il had head rs a
nply as yours my pillow would look )
ie same. n
Mister, did You ever see circus a
ami drnwled the station master nj n
laid Eagle junction. ! shunld say so, u
ugbed the soap salesman cane b
own here on train with fourteen d
couples. Talk about CIR -
a. trainl Well. you should have seen n
iose couples whrn We entered tnn b
n. z
What made Won draw yoh rHzzer a
hen dat man said be- didn't have no :
nd o soda water iiayofin 'ceppin =
iocolatei inquired Miss Miami Brown. L
. tired - hearin bout drawin' de .
'lor line, answered Ersstus Plnkley. u
y anied 10 give notice dat ain gwin- 81
er stand fob NO Jim Crow soda foun. r
ins.
--- II Mas wise young man who pans
a
before he answered the widow who
he'd him 10 guess her age. You mnsi ..
We soiBe idea nt il, she said. with -
ist WAS Intended for nn arch sidewise -,
anee. ! have several ideas. be nd =
Itted. with smile. The only trouble "
that ! hesitate whether 10 make you
h y.ars younger on account Of your
,ks or Ten years older ON account Of
ar brains. Then while the widow !"
il.d and blushssi be look a graceful
speedy leave. ~
a series 81 terrific crashes against pr,
J front door brought the mistress to 4
4 ext. and, iinging i open. she be.
u standing calmly before il the new la
N. her baggage lying about ia con
son, while driving oif with black IN
ntenanee wss the bAggageman.
rey exclaimed the startled mis- :
". Why did that rude man hurl ma
II baggage after you like that Mary' h.,