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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-28
LOCAL AND GENERAL
Thirty or forty cents invested in
Want Ads. will bring
results.
Thurlow's for a lunch or dinner.

Detective Bureau. 30 Campbell Bld.'
No fancy prices at the New Euslan.
Bakery, Hotel 81.
There have been sCvcnty.thrcc cases
of typhoid fever at kamiku this sea
son.
There will be initiation at Honolulu
Acrie 40. +. o. f., nj IS. OF =. hall at
1880 this evening.
All kinds of beer, wines and mixed
drinks are served In The best manner
at the Fashion. Just give us try.
Take your carriage ur automobile
to Hawaiian Carriage Mahfy. Co.. for
up to-date repairs.
Albert y. Clark. Jr.. formerly with
the KOOlau railroad. is now located in
the city. with the Honolulu Gas Com.
pany.
Have your typcwriters ana machines
repaired ut Wall. Nichols Co., Ltd,
Fort and Merchant streets. Tele'
phone lG.
Owing to lack of quorum there was
no meeting of the Board Of Health yes.
terday. 4 meeting will be held on
Thursday.
Old Kona Coffee. the finest coffee on
earth, Is roasted and ground fresh
| every day at Henry May 4 Co, Ltd.
! Phone 20 for orders.
Coat your iron roofs with Arabic"
You will be surprised at ITS cooling
and preservGtive properties California
Feed Co.. agents.
| Mrs. Kearns will have delicious
homemade minccmcat for thanksgiv
ing ON sale at all the leading grocery
houses Just rs cheap and twice as
nice as the imported article.
The n. S. Sachs Dry Goods Co. have
Just received some very swell ladies'
black pctticOats In shadow silk and
satocn. India LinOn shirt.waists are
offered at exceptional values.
Henry May a. Co., Ltd, have just re
ceivod fine lot of Seedless raisins
SultanGs assorted new nuts, this sea
sons crop, mine meat, this seasons
pack, and crauherries. Phone %.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-28
WANTS
WANTED

A bright, welt appearing boy, to
clerk in photo and art store; per-
mancnt position, Apply Gufrey n
Co., Ltd. 4143-lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-28

Refs & Quinn are now located at
the Young Hotel Auto Stand-Phone
193-Short runs SOC and $1.00-By
the hour $5.00-Special rates for
shopping and calling.
Lloyd Chlds, who is getting up the
| Hawaiian exhibit for the Alaska-Yu'
kon Exposition, leaves FOR Maui Fri
day. where he will spend a week or so
| as the guest Of J. N. $. Williams, who
is member of the exposition commits.
! sion.
| At the golden wedding celebration
of MIR. and Mrs. Melville NJ. Cover, Ut
their residence "A Woolsey stredN
! New Haven, Conn, the purse Of gold
presented by the guests included u
substantial contribution from DR.. Bond
and his sister of Kohala.
The Cleaners will meet at 3 o'clock
! this afternoon with Mrs. Charles II.
! Atherton, .706 King street, Mrs. j. i.
Atherton~wll speak ON 'The Past and
| Present OF Kawaiahao Seminary" Miss
Jessie Happin of Micronesia will be
present. Friends OF the society are
cordially invited,
Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick II. Newell
have booked 10 leave by the Lurlinc
November 3. This will cut short their
stay here two or three days. 1t will
not interfere with Mr.. Newelrs public
address on the reclamation service of
the United States. This will be given
Saturday evening Al the Hawaiian OPP.
stcreopticOn slides.
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-28

Sales-Between Boards: 90 Oahu
Sug. Co.. $2S.25; Is Oahu Sug. Co.
S2S 80: G5 Oahu Sug Co. S2S.25: $500
Waialua IS. 800; Is Hon. d. & NJ.
Co, 500: $500 Haiku is. $lOl. Session:
10 Olaa, si.25.
Latest sugar quotation 400 cents or
Se0.60 per ton.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
MOTHER INSTINCT WAS STRONG.
Old Lady Ready to Aid Any One She
Thought Needed II.

A woman who looked as II she had
a commuters ticket In her handbag
kept a long line Of customers waiting
in a New York bank one morning re-
Gently. She was writing something
and was in no hurry. She was not
one of the fashionable mo hips" crea.
lures, but was of such generous pro
portions that she could not be cir
cumnavigated. There was nothing to
do but wait and wonder what her bust.
ness was. The cashier himself was In
doubt, but waited politely to see.
There, young man." she announced
triumphantly to the cashier after put.
ting her pencil in her mouth for the
fiftieth time, there is prescription
that has been in our family for SO
years. 1t will knock that cold of yours
endwise. Hustle right out and get II
filled and be sure and soak your feet
in hot mus ard water tonight. Don't
let your cold run on"
The smiles that went round were
kindly ones, 1t seemed so good to meet
a universal mother" ready to coddle
any human being that she thought
needed her ministrations
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
FORGOT AN IMPORTANT POINT
Boston Carpenter Overlooked Davy
Crockett's Immortal Advice.

Apropos Of the fat man who built
his wife a table in the cellar too big
to go through the door, reader de.
clares that he knows of a man who
did very much the same trick. The
man in question, Boston carpenter,
was having a dull season, and as
spring was coming on he decided to
build himself boat for use in his.
toric Boston bay. After due consldera
ton the carpenter decided to use his
own cellar as a workshop, as he had
plenty Of room and all materials were
handy He did not once think of get
ting the boat out until after weeks Of
hard work he had finished a fine 49,
foot vessel. or course it would not
go through mere door, and as there
was no double door entrance the car
penter was up against it. He was de-
termined to have his boat, though,
and he tore out the entire end of his
house to get il out OF his cellar. He
got his boat, and also had more hard
work to do in his duh season. for it
was several weeks before he finished
repairing the house.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
ON TWENTIETH CENTURY FARM.
Bathroom for Pigs Looked Upon as a
Necessity.

"And this Is the pigs bathroom"
said the twentieth century farmer. as
he fitted an Egyptian cigarette into a
long and elegant tube of meerschaum
and amber.
81 have heard Of hog wash, but
didn't know pigs bathed. Do they?"
The farmer struck match on his
London-made walking brooches.
Yes, the modern pig bathes," he
said. with squeals of rage and dis.
gust he tumbles once a week into a
hot bath, and is thoroughly scrubbed
with stiff brushes dipped In strong,
soft soap. This cleanliness keeps him
always well, and it increases his
weight 20 per cent.
"All our agricultural colleges now
advise the pig to battle. BY expert
ments they continually show that
baths cause him to fatten fifth bet
ter. The pigs bathroom is feature
Of the twentieth century farm"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
HARD LIFE OF BACHELOR SEAL.
Has Nothing Like So Good Time
as Human Counterpart.

This skin" said the furrier, came
from young seal bachelor. youth
ignorant Of love and OF life"
How do you known" the lady asked.
by its fineness, its perfection" he
replied. "The pile, you will note, is
like closecut velvet. Only bachelor
sealskins have such a pile.
The bachelor SEAL" he went on,
has rather sad life. The big bull
seals in the seal islands have each
household OF Is or 20 wives, but
the young bachelors must herd by
themselves. Let one OF them attempt
to marry. and straightway bull Stays
him. Not till he is big enough to fight
and conquer bull-not till he is IA
or Is years old-can he know the de-
light of settling down in home of his
own.
HE is not like the human bachelor
the favorite of the chorus girls, the
reveler in all sorts of club luxuries
but he leads hard, ascetic, celibate
life, only in the end, as like as not, Ia
MAKE lady very fine coat All the
very fine coats. repeat, are made
from the unhappy bachelor seals"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
MENU THAT SUITS JACK TAR.
Substantial Fare Given Preference
Over Dainty French Dishes.

"Scouse OF lob-scouse, parsons
face seapie, junk, tack, slush and duff
there's a meal ye can't beat no
where's" said the sailor.
Yes" he went on, I'VE can talk
about yer ris de veau. yer vol-au-vent,
yer mousses and other French dishes,
but they amt none O. them In 1t with
good sea fare dished up by good
sea lawyer.
"Scouse Is soup, soup made o salt
beef. Add some good sea vegetables
to IL, stitch as spud sprouts and split
peas. and we get an extra fine soup,
what is gener'ly called lob-scouse.
Pot-au-feu is slops beside rich lob.
scouse.
"Foller up yer scouse with par
sons face seapie. That's pie made
Of bullock's head. Good? Why, friend,
there amt nothin' like 1t on earth,
Junk IL salt beef. Junk amt no
brain food; 1t don't strengthen the
mind like a correspondence course;
but, by tar, I'd ruther have 1t than
caneton la presse or supreme de-
SOLE
Tack and slush Is the sailors bread
and butter. What II We do have to
break yer tack with a tack hammer,
and what II yer slush is sometimes
strong enough to queer the compass
Sailors need strong food, for they
must do their work"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
Ignorance Of South America.

One of our contemporaries referred
yesterday to little Paraguay" That
republic is four-fifths as large as Ger.
many.
Many persons have erroneous no.
tons as to geographical sizes and
lengths in South America. They have
not the slightest idea that Brazil is
nearly as large as the whole of Eu.
rope. that the distance between the
north and south ends Of Chile Is as
great as that between the North Cape
of Europe and Gibraltar, and that
steamers ply almost straight north and
south on the Parana and It's Paraguay
affiuent for a distance about equal to
that between New York and Omaha
New York Sun.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
Take Celestial Bridegroom.

AT Los Angeles, Cal, the other day
a rich Chinese merchant was married
to colored woman, and almost the
entire colored population turned out to
witness the marriage. The ceremony
was performed in one of the colored
churches by Rev. c. II. Anderson, for
which he received fee of $50 The
Cbinaman, whose name is Keen
Scheck, was attired in American cloth.
ing of the latest fashion, and his bride,
Miss Anna Laura James, was dressed
In manner that would have been
envied by many white belle. The
bridal gown was OF the finest white
satin trimmed with real lace, and on
her head was a hat covered with
white ostrich plumes and satin plumes
to match. After the ceremony the
people retired at once to their own
home. $1,000 mansion on a popular
street, which had been previously
decided as wedding present to the
bride.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
Boy Originated Safety Pin.

The originator of the safety-pin,"
said an historian of inventions, was
little boy, an English blacksmith's
son.
The little boy-Harrison by name
had to look after his baby brother.
The baby often cried. and its tears
We're usually to be traced to pin pune.
lures. The boy nurse tried a long
time to bend pins into such a form
that they could be used with safety to
his brothers flesh.
In this he failed; but his father,
the blacksmith, perceived the utility
Of the idea the lad had been at work
on, took ii up on his own account, and
eventually turned out the safety.pin
that IS in use to-day all over the
world"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
Why Snow Is White,

The reason that snow Is white is that
all the elementary colors are blended
together in the radiance that is thrown
off from the surface of the crystals.
which may be examined in such way
as to detect these colors before they
are mingled together to give the eye
the impression Of Wilderness.
The Wilderness of the snow is also
In some degree referable to the guam
tity OF air which is left among the
frozen PARTICLES. Considerably more
than thousand distinct forms of
snow crystals have been enumerated.
These minute crystals and prisms re-
fleet all the compound rays Of which
white light consists.-Chicago Trib-
une.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
SMALL BOY osEYED ORDERS.
But Perhaps His Methods Of Play
Were Too Strenuous.

He is very small boy, but he has
a very much smaller sister, wee
baby, who arrived only few weeks
ago. The small boy was delighted.
Never had he seen anything so little
or SO interesting.
Could the baby see, could she hear,
could she eat, did she have teeth, and
why didn't she talk and walk? Those
were few of the questions he asked.
Answers not being altogether satisfac-
tory, he began a personal investiga-
ton. He opened the baby's eyes when
she was asleep to see where her eyes
had gone to, anyway; he opened her
mouth in search Of teeth, and 1t was
here that the family came to the res
cue, and the small boy was told that
he could never visit his baby sister
without clasping his hands closely be-
hind him.
He loves the baby so that he
stands by the half hour just looking
at her." said the proud mother of
both youngsters to a visitor. And he
is so honorable that he never thinks
of taking his hands from behind his
back. Just come and see him now
But as the two entered the nursery
mamma gave wild scream as she
rushed for her baby.
There was the small boy, his hands
clasped tightly behind his back. to be
sure, but the baby not having respond
ed to his challenge to play, he had
taken her Silence for consent, and
was humping heads with her.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
Model of Economy.

A certain farmer, who is noted for
his closeness in money matters. has
a l2-year-old son, who is as industrious
as his father is penurious.
Recently the father and son made a
compact whereby the latter would re-
ceive ten cents for every cord Of wood
he sawed and piled in the woodshed.
Immediately the boy became very
busy at the woodpile and his earn
ings have been piling up at rapid
rate, his mother keeping her sons
hard-earned savings for him.
What are you going to do with all
your money! the thrifty youth was
recently asked
Coin to buy q new saw with It."
was the reply.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
SartorlaI Wisdom,

A Manhattan magazine announces
upon the authority Of the leading
writer on mems fashions that double
breasted trousers" will be the vogue
next spring. The same authority Is
quoted as declaring that ut Is now
considered good form to line the but
tonholes with silk straight to the
edge" This oracle has competitor
who also periodically ventilates the
ludicrous combined with the incon-
gruous. In an article treating OF the
approved period OF mourning, the rival
OF the double breasted trousers" die
tator, prescribed weeds as follows:
Husband for widow-nine months"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
lrksome for Both Parties.

A long friendship and short en-.
gsgement Is, perhaps, the best com
bination. A prolonged engagement is
the most trying relationship between
the sexes possible to conceive. For
the woman 1t means the drawbacks OF
matrimony without the charm of rest
full finality, or any of matrimony' S
solid worldly advantages. On the
mans side it means the irksomeness
of the marriage yoke without any OF
its satisfactions and comforts.-The
Grand Magazine.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
Best lie Could Do.

"Sir," said the irate parent as he un.
expectedly entered the parlor, what
do you mean by kissing my daughter?'-
Excuse me-" replied the poor but
otherwise honest young man, "but I
desired to show my appreciation OF
your daughters loneliness, and kisses
are the only things can afford to give
her at the present stage Of the game"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
Hjoh Pressure DAYS.

Mr.. John Riha, Of Vining Ia, says:
81 have been selling DeWitts Kidney
and Bladder Pills for about a year and
they give better satisfaction than any
pill ever sold. l have used them
myself with fine results" Sold by d.
A. Ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
lmpudent Boy.

Mamma" asked Tommy, what
year were you and papa married."
in the year 1906, DEAR answered
Mrs. Hunker.
WAS that leap year?'
Il believe it was"
why, mamma, did you have to"
mo, didn't, you insolent little ras
call" interrupted his indignant
mother. And I've great mind to
spank you for thinking OF it,"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
a Literal Youth,

why, Johnny" said Mrs. Muggins,
what are you doing here? Is Wilile's
party over?"
Nome" blubbered Johnny. But
the minute got inside the house Will
lies father told me to make myself at
home. and | came" -Harper's Weekly.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21

Kodol is scientific preparation of
vegetable acids with natural digestants
and contains the same juices found in
healthy stomach. Each dose will
digest more than 5000 grains of good
food. Sold by ID. A. Ward.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-03-21
Too Much idealIzed.

He was at one time the leading
photographer, wasn't he?"
Yes, But after Bella's experience
his business dropped on
Tel me about it.
Bella had some pictures taken
there and they certainly were swell.
A multimillionaire from Pittsburg saw
one in the showcase and fell in love
at first sight
with Bella"
with Bellas picture. OF course, he
was wild to be introduced. Then he
saw the actual Bella"
And them"
"And then he took the first train
back to Pittsburg."
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-11-01
WHY RAISE MULES?

Mules can be raised by all farmers
as well as any other stock and at a
good prifit. In giving advice as to why
farmers should raise mules the Live
stock Exchange has this to say:
They can be raised cheaper than
other stock.
Will go into the market sooner than
horses.
Are marketable any time from wean-
ing time a months old until incapaci-
tated by old age.
Are less liable to contract diseases
than the horse.
Are easy to raise, easy to sell and
hard to blemish.
Pasture a number of colts through
the grazing season and you will find
plenty of blemishes at feeding time.
Mules prove the contrary, and have
few, if any, blemishes, and their value
is not decreased by blemishes, as a
horse.
They instinctively avoid holes and
dangerous places. A team of runaway
mules seem to run more for sport than
fright and usually stop before damage
is done, while horse never stops un-
til he is completely freed.
The mule is more steady when at
work than the horse, less nervous, and
is not so liable to become exhausted,
and often becomes so we'll instructed
and trusty as to need no driver or
lines.
Can stand heat better than the horse,
are steady, and can be relied upon.
Can stand more abuse and hardship
than horse, but will respond as quick
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-11-01

ly as the horse to good feed and kind
treatment.
The profit in mule raising is from
their quick growth. Are marketable
at years old. A horse colt can not
be sold to an advantage until five. So
this expense of two years feeding and
handling is saved.
No kind of horsehesh is more staple
in price, excepting thoroughbreds or
fancy specimens. Will bring more per
pound upon open market or cost less
to produce in the actual value of food
consumed and time and labor re-
quired.
There Is always steady demand
for good mules. A buyer will always
handle them If there are plenty of
mules raised in a. section of country
there will be plenty of mule buyers.
Mule buyers are not going where there
are no mules to buy. In time of war
in any country mules are always pick
ed up at high price and very highly
priced. Why? Because they must have
them. Mules endure all kinds of hard
ships.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-11-01

This is the age of machinery, and
the farmer, like all other producers
must keep up to the times with the
best labor-saving machinery You
can't afford to hire men to do what
machinery can do faster and cheaper
A gasolene engine will run the churn
or the pump or the saw that you have
been running by hand, and you'll save
money by buying an engine-but buy
it from an advertiser in The Ranch
They are all reliable.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-11-01
Gasolene Drag Saw.

The Waterloo Gasoline Engine Drag
Saw is the latest, simplest and most up
to-date machine on the market, being
designed and built with the main object
of strength, simplicity and lightness.
The machine is mounted on iron shod
skids Has handy lever for operating
pulldrum and will pull itself with wire
cable forward and backward by winding
cable on drum run by four horse-poW-
er Waterloo Frost Proof Engine which
gives ample power to move from cut to
cut and in difficult places and in side
hills.
This is where most machines now
built are lame. They have not enough
power for moving themselves around It
takes more power to move the machine
than to saw the largest log.
Note the roller guides that reduce the
friction to minimum in place Of the old
style guide.
Also note the heel of the saw runs
low so when the last cuts in log are
made the end of the saw does not have
to bury itself in the ground to saw the
log off. This is a very important inn
provement
Note saw is run from crank shaft
that has three boxes giving great
strength where needed.
Length of stroke 20 inches.
The saw is raised and hooked up when
moved from cut to cut.
belt and belt tightens lever in a con-
venient place for operator.
Speed of saw 100 to $50 strokes per
minute.
This machine has a four horsepower
frost proof horizontal Waterloo engine
Note there is no large cooling tank
to spill water when moving. This frost
proof open jacket holds enough water
to keep the engine cool at all times and
this four horsepower engine weighs
only 700 pounds which is much less than
three horsepower of other makes
weigh, complete with cooling tank full
of water.
Being horizontal type the machine
is not top heavy and handles easy on
rough ground and also runs much stead
Ter.
Having plenty of power you have no
trouble with engine backing and wear
ing out the first two years.
This engine runs on distillates as we'll
as gasoline.
Is warranted for five years, backed up
by factory that has had seventeen
years experience in building gasoline
engines only.
We use only one drum for moving for
ward and backward
Have roller guides run in cold roll
steel shafting.
We hitch to the saw so saw does not
jump in log when running fast.
Have simple rocking motion to saw.
Has a four horse engine and sells for
less money than other outfits with only
three horse engines.
Has frost proof engine hopper cool
ed and needs no tank
Engine warranted for five years.
Weight 1900 pounds.
The list price $4,000.
Write for dealers discounts to the
Reierson Machinery Co., Portland, ore
gon, who are the factory representatives
and carry stock to fill orders.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1908-11-01

A. H. EUBANK President W. B. sTRATFoRD Sec and Treas:
The Farmers Association Cotton Warehouse, No. !
Montgome July21 0S-Whe you have not solicited
testimonial justice The Horse take pleas
advising has horse of bone SPAWN that did
nans had him in charge days during which time ne was
Cherryvale Kansas-My horse afflicted by thorough
told there no cure fof
il again and seemed TO grow larg-
him just the and used your the
thoroughpin is completely removed i. s. Stricher
bottle with written binding guarantee Send for
booklet letters from business and trainers on
a. kind Perm aBeniy cures Bone and Bog
w SPAWN, Thoroughpin, Ringbons Except owl Curb
spnt Capped Hook, Wndpun, Shoe Bo inlnred Tendons
and all Lameness No loss of hair Horse works
usual. Dealers or Express paid. :,
Troy Chemical Co.. 10 Commercial stBinghamton'Nf