The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-03-09
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Breakfast--Tfsre 10 another pretty day-The weather has lasted pretty iiaa Mi sns kus.s heids SSnass5ss ss isosssns sH@ takes such good care of heFself--They say the circus made quite neat lit- tls as. .ufnrIt ia 2 noble work. they gre gre 10 sornethinx so true and faithful about even the most ferocicus denizens of the
 Lunchson---n am glad Of tAls warm weather because they won't have to use the furnaces In the schools--All the doors swing cut - The newspapers ssispsoasd assss sa sRss asout I f good Didn't it come suddenly -rksrsil be cola wsasnssG val. as rn,, ,S., ssnt s. York school Without iosinE single life--Are you going to meet the leetf
 Dinnsr--IIuehes will be the man ss usual---i s see the sisst will come hack through the suex Canai--It wouid have been great fl t could have used the Panama Canai-Thers seems Nothing seems to be sacred for lt--I of 90 many things to draw--Thsy don't
 S Sas snShas Sars5osa sss Snh pss s1oss si a took me back to boyhood--Those were the happisst days we'll ever see--We thought they were mighty hard .sr, thsn. were-ThatF what is 90 hard. the re- sponsibtllties; don't mind work--I am gcing ont to sec the team practice--l had rather walt until they are In good
 yhe rrafsiiag Per.oa's Deprecstien.
 "Though 1t has been long time
 los w sssyssa sRsssss Rss ssr.op o ps With Political Past, as he turned eide. could rest essily upon the chairhaok He rolled his enormous black cigar be fore ha would continue his speech, as psFsSn. Indeed that worthy inpatient
 ~fsIE i%s.s % he cried. .ron can't have the privilege of the floor II you . better man man. Hurry if yoa want to be listened to. you are not worth wait ing for. l have no patience with the tagging you and others try to im- press us with. It is as cheap an ef- feet IS slap-stick."
 son with Political Past remarked. Tlsa wink at as aSe of the informal and fertutious conyen- tion. lis this, though have been with out the realm of political endeavor for dear dear people. and I have attended as many Of the rallies ah could.'s What q very duh statementI" ex- sla ansl Tss dpss zsn bsys rsrsoS Se.S Ds'g o them So have I. So has Garments over there. So has Piaeidity. Every body has. that ls mad North North srovns ss on % your ds idss Of Rssn tRs of the political peanut with patent Rroeees of extrectlnE-i
 What chiefly impressed me with the Past ssid. was the feet that every one of them was made by man that was no speaker. I am no speaker Is the way every one of them began; also. I speech; likewise. I am no politician: similarly. T have never been in -peli-
 Every one of them told half 2 truth he commented eemplacently "Each was no speaker; each came expecting to make speech. Each was noi politician each had been in politics ever since he waut something. whether 1t was ner- mission to 50 to the creek. respite while under sentence to sound thwack- Ing for delinquency in scholastic dt. ties, or an ofI1ce in the Amalgamated Junior Order of Kite dyersas And that predatory statement weakened every address. The first thing to do in political speech is to make people know
  srything came prepared to tell every- thing and are going to do SO with such directness, terseness and cOnsummate skill of dietion, as to make them sit
 You are magnificent" The Impracti- cal Person. sneered scorntuliy T sup pose that 1t was because you knew so much about convincing the people that you are now pusilanintous pos sessor of political past instead of ar rosant. owner of unlimited official op- 9ortunity,"
 Hist FiFat 0SeterI He didn't Like It.
 He Is a baseball player and he comes from the land where the oysters don't grow. He and the other lads of the team have been boarding together for such and such a number of days and he watched them eat oysters until he just had to try one He tried three, trial; and when the third had gone gurgling down he said the experiment, so far as widening the possible range failure.
 He was very brave about it and when 1t was over he remarked that
 It may bs said that Manager Jimmie Ryan administered the oysters. The victim. when finally he had determined that that he ,'.o,l would try one of the gosh first oyster with courage. Though sedentary at the time he seemed to De posing to swat the core out of ten- cent King of the Diamond, pure horse | hide, hand sewed, cigar-band premium baseball. Manager James offered him condiment.
 Victim had seen other playing per sons pour cateh-up on oysters; he did l 1t, teo.
 After the first oyster Victim bIinked bravely two or three times, then drank whole glass of water before he said | anything
 He was game; he held another oyster under the catch-u until the poor thing l was strangling; then he swallowed 1t. | It took two walters to bring him water this time and he drank both glasses. Victim was more than game; he was ! around its waist, pinioned it's arms be- | hind 1t. held its nose and poured catch | up down it's throat; he would fix the | pesky thing yet. He swallowed 1t. He | drank only one glass of water this l time. He was running over when he | tried the second.
 After a while, when he had rubbed l his throat up and down, and down and l up. and wiped the tears from his eyes he said he couldn't seem to get used to oysters. They were too hot. he l coin, he recommended oysters to all those that liked them. After a while
 why did you hand him tabasco. James?" asked one of the players.
 Did hand him tabasco?" calculated the Manager. T thought 1t was cat sup. Don't tell him; he may think I did it on purpose"
 "A great many already feel that way E0Ns | NNrhf RaN-