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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06
SUBSIDIES AVAILABLE.

New Zealand, to secure resumption of
through direct service, will grant the
usual mail subsidy; then there is the
American ship and mail subsidies, not
enormous, but lucrative to boats the
size of the Alameda and Mariposa.
These two boats could easily provide
monthly service to Australasia. 1t is
six-day run from San Francisco to
Honolulu (2100 miles,, seven days
thence to Tahiti (2440 miles), six days
(22OO miles) from Tahiti to Auckland,
New Zealand, and four days (1200
miles) from Auckland to Sydney, or
twenty-five days. in all including stops.
That a working arrangement agree
able to the Union Company, which con-
trolls local steamship traffic in New Zea-
land waters could be made along
basis of interchange, Secretary Ford be-
lieves could be brought about, as every
through passenger from America to New
Zealand would mean a local fare on
some of the Union boats.
There are wonderful scenic cruises
around New Zealand, and the companies
there issue interchangeable tickets.
Moreover, T. f. Dome, Minister of
Tourist Resorts and transportation in
New Zealand, stands ready the moment
through service to America is resumed
to spend thousands in the States adj
vertising the beauties of his country to
induce tourists to visit it.
The business men of the Western
States, Hawaii, New Zealand and Aus
tralia are vitality interested in the re-
sumption Of a through American ser
vice, and now seems to be the time to
strike while the iron is hot.
1t seems probable that Alameda NAV
be withdrawn from the Honolulu run,
better once-a-month service by this
line to San Francisco than none at all.
and the resumption of the through Aus
tralasian run would more than compen-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06
AN IDEAL CRUISE.

boats are crowded
AN IDEAL CRUISE.
A cruise to Australasia via Tahiti
with return by way of FIJI and Samoa
would be ideal, if only Hawaii were in
Guided, coming and going, and this is a
possibility that the Territorial Trans
portation Committee believes may be
made reality.
Letters have already been despatched
to both San Francisco and Dunedin sug-
costing such a service, and with the en-
ergetic endorsement and aid of the peo
pie of Hawaii a resumption of the
through service of an American line of
steamers to Australasia should be
brought about
HOW HAWAII COULD HELP.
Governor Frear, who is honorary
chairman of the Territorial Transporta-
ton Committee, suggested that Homo
lulu, by proper legislative action, give
free wharfage for two years at least to
any new transpacific line of steamers
making this city port of call.
Already the new Salina Cruz-Naga
saki line has offered to send its steam
ers here under such conditions; the two
monthly boats of the Burns-Philp line
between Australia and Vancouver may
possibly follow suit and put in passen-
ger accommodations, and with similar
and other offers made the Oceanic Com
pany it should pay to once more run
the Mariposa and Alameda across the
Pacific.
1t is worth $500 a month to the Ca
madam Australian line Controlled by
the Union S. S. Coz to stop at Fan
ming Island; to secure through service
via Tahiti this company would, it has
been intimated, turn this over to some
other company.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
WINS CHURCH BY FREEzE.ouT.
But II Was a Cold Weather Play, Not
Real Poker Game.

Lenox, Mich.-In a literal game OF
freeze-out Father Schraader the vii.
lage priest, has compelled his parish
to contract for a new church.
The old one being out of repair and
the furnace useless, the priest early
in the winter advised building a new
church and transforming the old one
into a school. A number OF his par.
ishioners strongly objected to this
plan, but Father Schraader, backed by
Bishop Foley, stood firm for a new
church and refused to allow the pres.
ent building to be heated.
Last week the priest won. The
mutinous parishioners, perhaps under
the influence of the cold weather
came around to Father Schraaders
way of thinking and recently two
stoves were put into commission.
Ground for. the new church will be
broken in the spring.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
SEIZED FOR BIG oLEo TAX.
Mans Property, in Wife's Name, May
Be Sold by Uncle Sam.

Pittsburg, Pa.-To recover taxes OF
which, 1t is alleged, the United States
government was defrauded by John
Vohr, an East End grocer, who was
convicted at the last term of the
United States district court for VIC
lation Of the oleomargarine law, civil
proceedings have been commenced by
United States District Attorney
Dunkle for the sale of real estate
which Vohr formerly owned but which
is held In the name of his wife, Bessie
Vohr.
The Indebtedness of Vohr to the
government is alleged to have amount
ed to $16,633.S0. The stock and other
property of Vohr were seized after a
raid of his underground mandatory
at No. 1902 Hamilton avenue, last
spring.
AS a manufacturer Vohr is required
to pay special tax of 5000 for each
year and ten cents for each pound oil
colored oleomargarine he made. II
is charged that he failed to pay either
Vohr was sentenced to pay $500 fine
and to serve Is months in the ALE
gheny county workhouse.
An appeal to the United States cir
cult court of appeals, where the case
Is now pending, was taken by Vohr
and the sentence has not been car
ried into effect.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
THREE CURES OF ECZEMA.
Woman Tells Of Her Brothers Terrible
Suffering-Two Babies Also Cured
-Cuticura invaluable.

"My brother had eczema three diff
ferent summers. Each summer 1t came
out between his shoulders and down
his back. and he said his suffering
was terrible. When II came on the
third summer, he bought box Of
Cuticura Ointment and gave It faith
full trial. Soon he began to feel better
and he cured himself entirely of &C.
zema with Cuticura. A lady in In
diana heard of how my daughter,
Mrs. Miller, had cured her little son
of terrible eczema by the Cuticura
Remedies. This lady's little one had
the eczema so badly that they thought
they would lose It. She used Cuti-
cura Remedies and they cured her
child entirely, and the disease never
came back. Mrs Sarah e. Lusk, Cold
water. Mich, Aug. 15 and Sept. 2, 1907"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
A FACT WELL WORTH KNOWING

1t affords me pleasure in giving the
readers of this paper the following
simple prescription of an eminent spe.
ciallst. This is a sure remedy for in
creasng the growth and identifying
the hair; positive cure for falling Of
the hair, dandruff, and other itching,
burning skin diseases. This can be
mixed at home by taking an ounce Of
Carpus Compound and adding enough
water to make eight ounces or to fill
half pint bottle. If the genuine
Carpus Compound is used you will be
certain to get the guaranteed results.
One ounce Of the genuine Carpus
Compound win be sent to any address,
postpaid, on receipt Of fifty cents in
money, Express or Post Office Order,
by The II. Edward Cove Co., Mfg.
Chemists, Eayerhill, Mass.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
PIXIES PAPERS ARE FOUND.
Light Expected to Be Shed on Cues
tions Of American History.

Colorado Springs, Colleen. Zebu
lon M. Pixies original manuscripts and
papers relative to his explorations In
1906, which were taken from him at
Chihuahua, Mex, after his capture by
the Spaniards, have been found by
Herbert e. Bolton. a professor in the
University Of Texas, who has been
making extensive researches in the
Mexican archives. News of their dis,
covery has been conveyed to Gen, vii.
liam j. Palmer of this city by DR..
Edgar j. Hewett, director of the Amer,
lean Institute of Archaeology.
The whereabouts of these papers
had not been known since their
seizure by the Spaniards, and their
discovery is of Importance, inasmuch
as they are expected to throw light on
early American history.
1t is hoped not only to show Gen
Pixies early explorations, but to settle
the much.discussed question whether
Gen. Pike was implicated in the Burr
conspiracy.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
ECONOMY CARRIED TOO FAR.
Old Mans Thrift That Led Hin, Into
Ridiculous Action.

President J. G. Schurman OF Cornell
was discussing elective college
courses, of which in the freshman and
sophomore years, he disapproves.
"A freshman of 16 or H." said Pres
ident Schurman, lis too young to
choose for himself the courses best
for him. His mind is not mature
enough. 1t will make mistakes.
I'm its immaturity. its proneness to
error, 1t is like the mind of an old
man in my native Freetown. He,
though old, was mentally undeveloped,
and saw nothing wrong or ridiculous
in piece Of economy that he put In
practice in the cemetery.
THE old man had lost four wives,
and desired to erect for each head.
stone, with an inscription commemora.
tive Of her wifely virtues.
But inscriptions, he found, were
very expensive. He economical In
this way:
"He had the Christian name Of each
wife cut on n small stone above her
grave-"Emma," MARY" Hester
Edith" Under each name hand
pointed to large stone in the cen
ter of the lot, and under each hand
were the words:
"For epitaph see large stone.'"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
coUNTERPARTs AT IS YEARS.
These Aged Twins as Much Alike
as at Birth.

Scranton, Pa.-As much alike in ap.
pearance almost as on the day their
mother was obliged to place pink
ribbon around the neck Of one of them
so as to tell them apart, John and
Stephen Tunstall, twins, and probably
the oldest in the country, observed
their eighty.fifth birthday anniversary
a few days ago John and Stephen
Tunstall were born in Peekskill, n. Y,
and 1t was around Stephens neck
after the christening that their mother
placed the distinguishing ribbon.
The twins at an early age learned
the moulders' trade. Always in each
others company, at work as well as
when at leisure, 1t followed that they
married sisters, the daughters Of Mr.
and Mrs. James Lent of Peekskill. The
twins have lived in Scranton since
1855. They both became widowers
John is living with his only son, w. c.
Tunstall, at 703 Quincy avenue
Stephen is living with his daughters
Mrs. Ella Winton, Mrs. ]. w. Pellic
and Miss Jennie Tunstall, at $40 Vine
street. Both are strangers to the use
of tobacco or liquor and neither one OF
them has scarcely even known days
illness. Incidentally they are both
members Of and regular attendants al
the Elm Park church.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
THE DOCTORS GIFT.
Food Worth Its Weight In Gold.

We usually expect the doctor to put
us on some kind Of penance and give
us bitter medicines.
A Penn. doctor brought a patient
something entirely different and the
results are truly interesting.
Two years ago." writes this pa
tent II was a frequent victim of
acute indigestion and biliousness, be-
ing allowed to eat very few things.
One day our family doctor brought me
a small package, saying he had found
something for me to eat, at last.
He said it was food called Grape.
Nuts, and even as its golden color
In gold, | was sick and tired, trying
one thing after another to no avail,
but at last consented to try this new
food.
We'll! 1t surpassed my Doctors
fondest anticipation and every day
since then | have blessed the good
doctor and the inventor of Grape
Nuts.
Il noticed improvement at once and
In months time my former spells OF
indigestion had disappeared. In two
months | felt like a new man. My
brain was much clearer and keener,
my body took on the vitality of youth,
and this condition has continued"
There's Reason" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read
! 1.-THE Road to Wellyille," In pkgs.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
JUDGING BY THE RESULTS.
Villagers Conversion Had Not Been Of
Great Avail.

I'm our business we get many doubt
full compliments" said Col. John F..
Bishop, deputy surveyor of the port,
the other day, "but / do not think l
ever received a compliment such as
my grandfather got down in my native
state Of Tennessee. My grandfather
was a minister and was very small
boy when we both strolled down the
road one day. One of our fellow vii
layers came along toward us.
"'Good morning. said the villager,
who apparently had looked upon the
cup. T-sh conver-hic-ted. parson,
he stammered with difficulty. AN
twashyou-hic-tha con-hic-con.
verted-hic-mo.'
"'That must be So replied my
grandfather, for it's certain the AL
mighty had nothing to do with your
conversion New York Evening
Telegram.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
Perfectly Plain.

With all the impartiality Of the par.
tisan, Prof. Price set forth the con-
tentions OF both political parties re-
garding the tariff.
At the close of his talk he was sur
rounded by the fair members of the
Woman's Current Events club.
20 Prof. Price," cooed the fairest,
thank you so much for your perfectly
lovely talk! / understand all about
the tariff now. It's just like a lovers
comparisons-the free-traders are the
other girls!"-Sunday Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
Not Born There.

A Washington man, whose business
had brought him to New York. took a
run not long ago into Connecticut,
where he had lived in his childhood.
In the place where he was born he
accosted a venerable old chap, Of
some so years, who proved to be the
very person the Washingtonian sought
to answer certain inquiries concern
ing the place. AS the conversation
proceeded the Washington man said:
II suppose you have always lived
around here?"
ooh, no." said the native. II was
born two good miles from here"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
OLD GENTLEMAN NOT PLEASED.
Letters Inscription Certainly the Re.
verse Of Flattering.

In the English club at Hongkong a
white.haired old gentleman, who had
come down from some northern port,
was seated at dinner when he sudden.
ly became very excited. He had been
brought letter by solemn.faced Chi
nese butler, and he saw something on
the outside of this letter which sent
him downstairs two steps at a time
to interview the hall porter. When
he came back he told us what was the
matter. The hall porter had inscribed
in the envelope, in Chinese, for the in
formation of the butler:
This is for the old baboon with
white fur"
Unfortunately for the haIl porter,
the old gentleman was firstclass
scholar in the Chinese language.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
To Save Trouble.

A Connecticut man tells Of two
Irishmen from Boston who, while driv-
ing through the state named, observed
that many of the barns had weather
vanes in the shape of huge ROSTERS.
Dennis" said one Irishman to the
other, "can ye tell me why they al
ways have a rooster an niver hin
on the top of thin barns?"
Sure" replied Dennis. Its because
of the difficulty they'd have in col.
letting the eggs"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
Nurse 70 Years In a Family.

Orange, N. AFTER 20 years spent
in the service of one family Miss Mary
A. Aylesworth is dead, and her body
was laid to rest in the cemetery plot
where lie the bodies of many of those
she served, Miss Aylesworth was
born in Providence, h, l., in 1918, and
in 1887 entered the family of Rev.
William Hague as nurse, She re-
NAMED there until 1873, when she
went to Mrs. Joseph Campbell. daugh,
ter of Mr.. Hague, whose nurse she
had been. She cared for Mrs. Camp.
bells five children as they came and
remained in the family until her
death. Las fall she fell and fractured
her hip and was practically helpless
since.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
The Editor Of the Rural New Yorker

than whom there is no better Potato Elk.
pert in the country says: "Salzer's Earl.
est Potato is the earliest of 80 earliest
sorts, tried by me, yielding 464 bu. per
acre" Salzer's Early Wisconsin yielded
for the Rural New Yorker 736 bu. per
acre. See Salzer's catalog about them.
JUST SEND 10c IN STAMPS
and this notice to the John A. Salzer
Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis, and they will
published in America with samples OF
Emperor William Oats, Silver King Bar
ley, Billion Dollar Grass which produces
II tons per acre. Sainfoin, the dry soil
luxuriator, etc. etc, etc.
And If you send lac we will add a pack
age of new farm seeds never before seen
by you. X. & w.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
Marble Consolation,

Never mind, DEAR" said the authors
wife, 'the world doesn't appreciate
you now, but some of these days 1t
will see things in a different light, and
give you big monument; and II 1t
should not, you just keep up your life
insurance, and I'll see to It myself
You deserve monument, II ever man
did"
And then he said It looked like rain,
but he thought he'd risk 1t outside
awhile, anyhow"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

and was helpless as child. The
urine was discolored and though
used one remedy after another, was
not helped until used Doan's Kidney
Pills, and l was so bad then that the
first box made only slight change.
To-day, however, am a we'll man. at
81. and 1 owe my life and health to the
use of Doan's Kidney Pills"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

Little Marions music teacher, while
endeavoring to make plain to her the
different note values, used an apple as
an illustration. Cutting 1t in two,
Marion announced Those pieces are
halves" On bisecting the halves, she
replied Quarters" but when 1t came
to dividing one quarter to bring out
the idea of eighths, here was the wise
response: That's a bite!"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

There IL more Catarrh In this section Of the country
than ali other diseases put together and until the last
few years was supposed to DO ncurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced II local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly falling
70 cure with local treatment pronounced incurabe.
Science has proven Catarrh to be dis.
and therefore requires treatment.
Hairs Catarrh Cure, manufactured by 4. j. Cheney
Co.. Toledo, Ohio Is the only Constitutional cure on
the market 1t 10 taken Internally in doses from 10
drops TO teaspOonful. 1t acts directly the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They offer one
hund, ed dollars for any case It fails to cure. Send
for circulars and Testimonials.
Address: y. J. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 55c.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
LYDIA e. PINKHAM

No other medicine has been so
successful in relieving the suffering
of women or received so many gen.
uine testimonials as has Lydia T..
PinlSham's Vegetable Compound.
In every community you will find
women who have been restored to
health by Lydia e. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound. Almost every
one you meet has either been bene-
flied by it, or has friends who have.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at
Lynn, Mass, any womanany daymay
see the files containing over one mil
lion one hundred thousand letters
from women seeking health, and
here are the letters in which they
openly state over their own sigma
lures that they were cured by Lydia
Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has saved many women
from surgical operations.
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is made from roots and
herbs, without drugs, and is whole
some and harmless.
The reason why Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is so
successful is because it contains in
gradients which act directly upon
the feminine organism, restoring it
to healthy normal condition.
Women who are suffering from
those distressing ills peculiar to their
sex should not lose sight of these
facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
to restore their health.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
Every Lover Of Good Music

should take advantage of the offer the
Jerome ii. Remick Co. of New York make
in the advertising columns of this paper
to send for 25 cents the words and music
of nine of the best pieces of the Merry
Widow Opera, all the rage at present in
London. Paris and New York.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

lifting a avy
weight a sudden
pain shot through
my back and after
that l was in con-
slant misery from
kidney trouble. One
spell kept me in bed
six weeks. My arms
and legs were stiff
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

II the opportunity for great deeds
should never come, the opportunity
for good deeds is renewed for you day
by day.-Farrar.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
Wouldn't Burn.

The coal man came down like a wolf on
the fold;
He jingled with silver, he tinkled with
gold;
He sold US his specialty-"walnut" by
! name
And we slated our roof In the spring with
| the same.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

Only unselfishness wins affection;
only toll achieves success; 1t is only
the courageous heart that does brave
deeds.-T. Farquharson.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
True Generosity.

"They say very few authors sleep
more than seven hours day."
But think how much slumber they
furnish other people. The Herald
and Presbyter.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
II cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c; Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

You ought to be satisfied with nothing
less than Natures laxative, Garfield Tea!
Made of Herbs, it overcomes constipation,
regulates liver and kidneys, and brings
Good Health.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

Leap-year girls would rather marry
in haste and repent at leisure than
never have a chance to repent at all.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
HER SUSPICION.

docs your husband ever admit that
he was wrong?"
yes, frequently, but don't suppose
he ever really believes It,"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

Ef you hat money to trow to der
birts, i'd iss appropriately to liant Id
to der goldfinches.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
Get BUSY.

''It costs to ADVERTISE
Some person says.
But what of that? This much IL nat,
1t always pays.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
That Is LAXATIVE BROMo QUfNINB. Look foi
tho signature of Nc. W, GROVE. Used the World
over 10 Cure Cold In One Day. 2c.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

Mrs. Winalow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, sOftens the gums reduces In
Illumination, alays pain. cures wind collie. 2oc bottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

A pewter magoozine ISIS full mi
latent enertchy-und sometimes mi
pewter.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

A Sore Throat or Cough,
IL suffered to progress, may affect the
lungs. Browns Bronchial Troches"
give immediate relief.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
A WELL MAN, AT 81.
The Interesting Experience Of an Old
Settler Of Virginia.

Daniel s. Queen, Burrell Street,
Salem, Va, says: Years ago while
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14
WHAT CAUSES HEADACHE.

From October TO May, Colds are the most FIRE.
quent cause of Headache. LAXATIVE BRoMo
QUININE removes cause. E.W Grove on box 25c
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

PILES CURED IN TO II DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed TO cure any case
OF Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles In
bto IA days or money refunded Doc,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-03-14

Be wise to-day; It's madness to de-
fer.-Young.