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his TURN CAME.


With che Bank Teller.
Many years ago there. lived In Rut.
land, VT two men who bore the same
name, which name we win call w. O.
jones' One OF these men was a dap
per young bank teller; the other was
engaBed In running a cigar storo with
a saloon attachment In the rear. This
was IN the days OF prohibition IN Yer
mont Every three or four weeks the
latter Jones would be hailed into the
police court and fined for liquor SELL
ing, which was chronicled regularly in
the daily papers. The bank teller grew
nervous about II and one morning this
announcement appeared: "W. o. Jones,
the popular young bank teller of the
Rutland National bank, wishes II to be
understood that he is in NO way con.
nected with the saloon keeper and
hopes their names may, not be con-
founded"
Now, It transpired that few months
afterward this young teller failed to
appear one morning at his accustomed
window Mt the bank. Upon q hasty
examination 1t was found that $40. 900
or moro of the funds of the bank had
also disappeared. The wires were
called Into requisltion Immediately.
and dftefsa few days he was located
in Denver It was the old story. He
was brought back, incarcerated, tried,
etc.
1t was now the saloon keepers turn.
md this notice was duly published In
the same paper that Issued the pre-
Vious one: IVY. o. Jones, the widely
known business imam of Merchants
row, wishes 1t to be understood that he
Is In no way connected with w. O..
Jones, tho defaulting bank teller now
in jail, and hopes their names may not
be COMPOUNDED. n--EXchAnRe.
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Nursing Mothers and
OYer-burdened Women

n an otottono ~ lIfe whoEo vIoor md
Vitality iii may have been undermined and
broken down by over work, oxactlng
social duties, tho too frequent bearing OF
children. or other causes, viii find in DR..
Plerce's Favorlte Prescription the most
p3iens inYigoEaslnst hoan-
over eve. ueylseu ioI tssE sps a. Ue ,ny
ne NURSING nothers WIN nno ~ eSpecle.'
~ valuable IN Sustalnlng, Hper Sttengtn
ana PromotingSn a9unoant neuIlsnment
Will find u prleel Nhoea'eo fePASe the
system ZOE paoy,S coming ana noeSIip igg
the ordeal comparatively palniess; ~
Of the temale system. n . r
Delic2te, nervous, weak W0men' VITO
suffer from frequent headaches, 9 ga,i.,,
ache, dfagglng-down dlstress, low W. Howl Howl
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Tn. TsrantuIa.

Whether the tarantula is ever a
death dealer or not Is disputed point.
However, there seems to be no doubt
that the bite OF this splderlIke crea.
ture, indicta one OF the most painful
wounds that the human body can en-.
dure. Stolid Indians who have borne
the tortures of the sun dance without
dinching have been known to roll upon
the ground and shrek in agony when
bitten, by a tarantula, which leaves a
Iividsscar that never grows dim. 1t is
possible that the tarantula bite some.
times proves fatal, although It Is diff.
cult to find a well authenticated in
stance of this kind. = Chicago Inter
OCEAN
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Cured Hay Fever aud summer
LL...l--. -. -ANlnlh - --e- -

Cured Hay Fever and summer
~ Cold.
AS Nusbaum, Batesville. Ind. i.
writes. Last year I suffered for
three months with GUNNER cold
so distressing that il interfered
With my bnsineas, I had many
of the symptoms of hay fever, end
a DOCTORS prescription did not
reach my case, and I took several
medicines which seemed only to
aggrayate It. fortunately I In
sited upon having Foley's Honey
and Tar. II quickly CURED me.
My wife has since used Foley's
Honey and Tar with the same
Buocess." Sold by all drusgists.
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Fiduoiary Settlement,

Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing is a list of fiduciary accounts
at this date that are before me for
settlement;
John II. Taylor, Administrator OF
y. II. Taylor. deceased; final settle
ment.
Given under my hand this 10Th day
OF October, 1908.
Commissioner OF Accounts for Mason
County, w. Va.
Nov. 4.2w
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NEW
M. at . 'N||I|I|aIrElgt.
4NNW.

Ihave opened a first-class, clean
Meat Market in the Waggener old
store room corner of First aud Main
Streets and will try at all times to
please and be accommodating to my
customf rs; will aim TO butcher noth,
times the best OF beef, mutton, fresh
pork, chickens, homemade lard, salt
meats of all kind. Give me your or
der. Both phones,
S. r.. ERRETT.
-IulY %. M -
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Be careful about that little cough.
Get something right away; some
good, reliable remedy that will
move the bowels. Kennedy'S LAX.
alive Cough Syrup acts gently yet
promptly on the bowels and alley0
inflammation at the same tune.
1t lie pleasant to take and II lie 90.
pecially recommended for children,
as 1t tastes nearly az good 40 eugef
or maple sugar. Sold by all drug
gists.
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Even Buds Grow Old.

! According to government botanist
at Washington, there is reason to be-
Iieye that buds share in the growing
Old of the parent plant. He illustrates
his meaning in this way: Suppose the
average life of an individual plant
say a tree-to DO 100 years; then a bud
removed when the parent plant Is fifty
years old will also be virtually nifty
years Of age and II transplanted by
grating will be able to live on the
graft only fifty years more.
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ReauIt on Bomb outraue.

1t Is officially announced in the
Correspondence de Espana that is
civilians were killed and 70 Injured by
.the bomb outrage in the Gale Mayor.
In the body Of the horse which was
killed while drawing the royal coach
2s bullets were found.
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Most disfguring skin eruptionS.
sorofulA, pimples, rasheS, etc. due
to impure blood Burdock Blood
Bitters is clenSing blood tonic.
Makes you clear. eyed, clear. brain.
ed, olear.akinned.
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The cHILDREN LIKE IT
KENNEDY'S LAXATIVE
COUGH SYRUP

IL you haven't the time to OK.
ercise regularity. Doan'B RegulotS
will prevent constipation. They
induce a mild. easy heAlthful 40.
ton ofthe bowels without gripping.
Ask your druggist for them 300.
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This 10 what Hon Jake Moore.
State Warden Of Georgia, sayo of
Kodol For DyspepSia: "E o De.
Witt & 90. Chiosgo, Ill-DeAR
SiEsAI have suffered more than
twenty ysafs from iudigestion.
About eighteen months ago had
grown so much woTse that could
not digest crust OF corn bread
and could not retain anything on
my stomach. ] lost 25 lbs, in fact
I made up my mind that could
not live but a short time, when q
jf,iend of mine recommended Ko.
dol. / consented to try to please
him and j was better in one day.
/ now weigh more than / ever did
in my life and am In better health
than for many yeaTs. Kodol did Il
II keep a bottle constantly, and
write this hoping that humanity
will be benefited, Yours very
truly. Jake o Moore, Atlanta, Aug
10. 1904" Sold by all druggiOtS.
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Area Brazil.

Brazil has an area OF S2eo.ooo
square miles. or that OF the United
States with half of Alaska added. This
Is, approximately. fiVe-sixths OF tho
whole OF Europe. or almost 400 tmeS
the size OF the mother country.
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In the Light Of Recent Events.
On, gentle schooiboy, study we'll y
And learn TO wTite. likewlso to spell.
And then, whom you have Bottei
through II,
I3o very Careful how you do II!
Washington STAY.
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suItan,s Kitchen is Fortified.

Tho imperial kitchen of the sultan
o: Turkey is more like a fortress than
a place to cook meals. for It has an
armorplated door and Is fitted with
locks which can be opened by only
ono man.
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Che knsM.

/ AppTicant-No. ma'am; couldn't
work in house where there were chill
dren. Mrs. Keephouse-But we adyer-
Used for a girl who Understood chill
dren. ApplIcant-I do understand 'em,
ma'am. That's why won't work
syhere they are.-IlIustrated Bits.
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i, crovy,h Of world,o commereo.

It is estimated that the worlds In
lternational commerce Will aggregate
this year fully $25.000.000.0oO. In
1850 the commerce between all the
nations amounted to only 100000
900. The increase In the half century
has been. therefore. over 900 per
cent
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OF oou1o.

Mother-what did Louise do when
she heard you say you thought Of CIV
ing her your diamond earrlngsl
Aunt-She prIcked up hey cars
Philadelphia Press.
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Enjoyment for Little Chinese.
1.-THE Nursery Rhymes OF Mother
Goose" have been translated into Chi.
uese.
Poetry and Eggs.

The lay of the average poet would
be more valuable II he could exchange
It for the lay of a hen.
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NJ, Profitable.

All lawyers like to take n rest,
Like most OF us. and stu
Tho average lawyers happiest
When working with n will.
Catholic Standard and Times.
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OF Uncertain Ace.

Little willie-Say, pa. when is nwo-
man said to be of uncertain age7
Pa-When other people are certain Of
II, my son.-Woman's Home Compan.
ton.
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Doesn't Live In a Flat.

What is meant by the expression.
the worm will turn7"
Possibly that the worm doesn't
live In flat."-Philadelph Press.
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Itohing piles provoke profanity.
but profanity will not ouTS them.
Doan,6k Ointment cures itching,
bleeding or protruding pileS after
yeaFgot suffering, AT any drug
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Stop earsohe In two minuteO;
toothaohe or pain Of burn or scald
in Eve minutes; hoaraeneOS in one
hour; musoleaohe two hours OoEo
throat intwelve hours-Dr Thomas
Electric Oil, monarch over pain.
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How,s ,rbis2

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of cAtarrh that
cannot be CURED by Halle Catarrh
.Cure. FL Cheney, Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned, have known
g. j Cheny for the last 10 years
and believe him perfectly honor
able in all business transactions
and financially ebleto carry out
any obligations made by his firm
Welding, Kinnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, Ohia
HALLS CatSrrh Cure is taken in.
,ternallyu acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
4ystem Testimonials sent free
Price Zoo per bottle. Sold by ell
druggists. q Take Halle Family
Pills for constipation.
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Babylon was probably the frst city
to attain a population Of . million. The
area OF the city was 22s square miles.
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Buy your ooTsets and hose at
Mrs. L, j. Williamson's.
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rio Tor Leap Year olrI.

,asn wear giri doesn't want to
II any chances she should propose
taH - Tidower who dyes his haiF.
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TRUSTEES SALE!

Under and by virtue Of the authority
certain deed OF uust bearing date on the lltl
day Of Nav, 1905 executed by j. N. Burn.
side TO the undersigned trustee, which said
deed OF trust is recorded in the onice OF the
Clerk Of the County Gourtqi Mason County I;
page 222, etc., to secure 10 the Point Pleasant
debt therein set out and described and de.
the dues, premiums ind Interest provided
f2r therein ana beinE REQUIRED oy me sdao
tIon SO TO do
Iwill proceed TO sell al. public auction al
County, West Virginia, in the Town OF Point
Pheasant on
Saturday, the 18th Day of De.
cember, 1908,
between the hours of and O'Clock, p. NJ -
nat Sy tAe
lying and being In Clendenin District, Mason
County, West Virginia, bounded and de-
southeriy side OF Kanawha River public
road corner In line Of the Cempbell,s Greek
the southerly side OF said public road n. 81
deg, W. 10 poles, links 70 stake on south'
Ely side g. sa do Tcsd 10 ne eEe On
southerly side OF aforesaid public road
thence Is. deg. w. 10 poles, 10 links to locust
stake. corner In line OF lnnd OF a, j. Cooper.
a line OF the said Cooper tract s. 20 deg, 30
min. e. 8 poles, 20 links to stone, corner In
outline of the Cooper tract; thence with line
OF land of said Cooper tract 8. 48 deg. w. l6
poles, 8 links - locust stake near fence post
corner TO land OF the said Cnmpbell,s Creek
Coal Company; thence with their line y 81
deg Il. 8 poles to stake ut foot OF large rock
thence with another line OF the Camphell's
Greek Coal Company N: IS deg. e: 30 poles. y
links TO the place of beginning, estimated TO
contain acres, "a poles, be the same more
or less.
TERMS OF sALE-Cash In hand on day OF
sale.
RANKIN WILEY,
nov. LEW. Trustee.
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TRUSTEES SALE!

HINDER and by virtue of the. authority
~ vested IN me. the unders!Sned trustee,
on the 10th day or February, zoos, and duly nf
Mason County. West Virginia, In trust deed
4. 4. Kimberllnss s and SiH +. +. KimSerins, her
husband. TO the undersigned trustee, 10 Sc
association the Payment OF the sum of 1880,
as evidenced by that certain pTomissory
tTnst ss and GH denn havnS Seen made % he
payment of said note according to the terms,
conditions end provisions OF the said deed
Point Pleasant BiiidIng and Loan ASSocia.
ton, the undersigned trustee Will sell at
front door Of the COURT house OF Mason
county, West Virginia. on
Monday, the 7th Day of Decem.
Der, 1908.
commencing at 10 O'Clock q, M, the follow
Ing dPhorIbed lots of land situate In the town
OF Point Pleasant, Mason County, West Vir.
and bounded and described, as follows:
Being lots E29Wn Shd nnmSssed the
and Extension Company, recorded in the
Clerks office of the county court OF said Ma
son county, In deed book No. q. page lS3, &c.,
bounded as follows: Commencing at a
stake In the 20. county road At the corner q
Ieet 10 s SAKE thence 800 fest 10 1g
stake, thence IS. 90 so w. 1870 feet to a stake,
thence 1859 TO- F. 400 feet to stake on the
county road at the corner of lots $50 and 83l
thence along the county road 400 feet to the
place OF beginning, anu being the same prop.
erty conveyed TO said N. f.. KimbeTlIng by
tension Company, by deed dated May 9th,
1891, and OF record IN the County Court
Clerks office OF said Mason county, in deed
book No. 80. page 5l9, &c.
TERMS OF SALE-CASH.
Witness my hand this 9th day OF Novem-
Der. 1908.
JOHN EDWARD BELLER.
nov. ll-4w. Trustee.
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Faith.

Faith.
"Do you trust your husband implic-
hlyT
"whnt question: Why, OF course !
do-to a certain extent,"-Pick.M e-Up.
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gaoy to BE GOOD.

It is easy. perhaps. for poor man
to be happy, but II is elgreatj easier for
him merely to be GoOd.-4altmore
Sun.
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Thy purpose arm is equal to the

Thy purpose drm Is equal to the
deed.-Youpg.
His Mothers Voice.
K IA fool poem.l
~, wilfred owned a phonogreph,
~, And when the thing spoke low -
dThe little fellow always had
~ To wind It up. you know.
4 And once his mother had a cold,
And whom this prRnkful pup
+ Heard her speak soft and low no said,
"; e ma, you need winding VI"
4 49, New York Telegram
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A,o..rane.a AcaIn,t uL,,.

IN Appearances AgaIn6t HIN,
u "He has great gifts ~ money
maker" /
"You must be mistaken. h.. has
comparatively 6Sw frianda p n
lng.s AIagaStRA. = = 4
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TRUSTEES SALE!

FINDER and By virtue of The authority
~ vestc!tn me, the nn eTslgned t 1a,a &C.
the 9th day OF November, 1905, and OF record
in the County Court Clerks office OF Mason
County, West Virginia, in Trust Deed BOOK
!. T6o;m M S and EIIza6eth Thonpsop, his
wife, and made TO the undersigned trnsiee 10
secure the Point Pleasant Building ana Loan
nronIssory note for tho sum OF $3.50; and de-
fault having been made In the payment 81
said note according TO Its tenor ana enect
trust and being required SO to do by said
Point Pleasant building and Loan A'socia'
tion, Will on
Monday, the 18th Day of Decem-
Der, 1908,
commencing at O'Clock +. NJ, Mt the front
door OF the court house OF said Mason County,
eat bidder. the following described real estate
conveyed TO me by said trust deed; namely:
The following described real estate situate In
Cooper District; Mason Eomntyi mess ,,ns
TOIS acres, more or less and being the same
land conveyed to William Giles by John 4.
Hogg and Harriet HoHg, by deed bearing
County Court Clerks office OF Mason County,
Vest Virginia. in Deed Book No. 49, at page
IS, EFT sEo., and being the sa" property
Rice and husband by deed bearing date on
the 23rd day OF Februay, 1901 and oil record
in the County Court Clerks Office OF said
Mason County in Deed BOOK no: oI. NJ paSe
! Isl, EFT sEQr to which deeds reference Is ihhue
for II Iuller description of said property
Witness my hand this the 9th day of No
Yember, 1905.
JOHN EDWARD BELLER,
nov. INV. Trustee.
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between the hours of and O'clock, +. N o.
that day the following described real estate
and property, situate, lying and being IN inc
state OF West Virginia, County OF Mason
described as follows: Being u portion Of lot
No. %, as numbered on the plat OF SAID Town own
OF Point Pleasant, and Is all OF said lot thnt
was conveyed to ID, =. snyder by J n; H. -:
Smith and wife and u Pribble ana vile, ~ ~
County Court OF Mason County. West VII.
ginin, in Deed Book No. %, page 228 and In
Deed Book No %, page S0i, respectively,
saving and excepting that portion OF SAID
lot which was conveyed by ID; .. Sny.
and said lot Is the same mat was cohVeyeu
to John g. Stortz by ID. =. Snyder ana WIFE,
by their deed dated May LIST, 1895, and OF rec.
ord In the Clerks Office OF llI'' County Court
OF said Mason County In Deed BOOK NO %;
pages n, etc. Also. lot or ptrGel OF ia "a
poles or two-thirds OF an acre, which was
conveyed TO John g. StortZ by presley ":
Eastham and wife and II. Barlow join. una
Alice l.. Jones, his wife, by their u't dated
office of the County Court OF Mason County
in Deed Book No. 90. pages $50 and 81, 10
which deed reference Is hereby made Ior
complete description by metes ana oonnus
as 10 fencing contained In said deed. And
being the same real estate and property con-
veyed to the Stortz. Blazer Company, cor.
porRtIon, by John g. Stortz and vie, Dy
corded in the Clerks office OF the County
Court OF said Mason County I'm Deed BOOK
No. ~, pages 455, etc. ITO which deed reference
is hereby made.
TERMS OF sALE-Cash In hand on day OF
sale. ,y,,v
nov. INV. trustee
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Genuine Thfeves.
A man who refuses to pay his debts
when he can Is thief at heart.
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The Mean Man.

The Mean Man.
she-Don't you think two can live as
cheaply as one2
He-Pcrhaps so, but not us happily
Yonkers Statesman.
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Happy Thounh..

"There IS one good thing abont these
sheath gowns"
"What's that?"
,SThey enable the women to get at
their money easier."-C Cleveland Plain
nnoIar 500
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In a Little While.
we shall settle down once moro
In little while.
Things will go on as before
In little while.
Men who actually thought
Everything would go to pot
II their party got knocked out
VIII be very glad, no .doubt.
TO observe that II has not
In little while.
Chicago Record Herald,
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A slip.
when you make request for q
man to throw something In your way"
remarks the observer of events and
things, you do not want 1t to be a
banana skin."-Yonkers Statesman.
3 Tho Fair Crater.
Z she had quite passion for whist,
y And few were the tricks that she missed.
| II you CHANGED to get heated
/ And claimed that she cheated.
J 6ho smiled so you couldn't insist.
--judEa.
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Mildly Interested.
sNow,p explained the lawyer, you
are held innocent until you are proved
guilty"
S"How many times?" inquired the
gentleman murderer.-Puck.
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TRUSTEES SALE!

timber and by virtue OF the authority
u vested in me, the undersigned trustee
by certain deed of trust bearing date on
the SOth day of March, lOOS, executed by the
Stortz- Blazer Company q corporation; 70
trust is recorded In the Clerks Office of the
County Court of Mason County, West Wiz
etc, and default having been made In the
payment. of the notes secured In said deed Of
trust and being required by John y. StorlZ
who is the owner and holder of the notes
therein secured. l
Twill proceed 10 sell af public auction al
the font door OF the court house OF Mason
County, West Virginia. in the Town OF Point
Pleasant. on
Saturday, the 18th Day of De-
nnmher- 1903.
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Tantalus,

TRntaIus,
A kiss would endear her,
She offered me that
couldn't get near hoT
Because OF her hat.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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From a Summer Novel.
"He plants a kiss upon her brow"
He does. by Hickory!
You ask what follows now.
Her pa with IA hickory.
Chicago News.
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hOthef-What did Louise. 40 Wnen
she heard you say you thought of CIV
ing her your diamond earrlngsI
Aunt-She prIcked up hey cars
Philadelphia Press.
In tho-Lioht Of Recent Events.
On. gentle schooiboy. study we'll
= And learn TO writo. likewise to spell.
And then. whom you have cotton
no very Careful how you do III
Washington 6taT.
~
OF Uncertain Age.
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Catholic Standard and Times.
Faith.
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Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Mean Man.
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From a Summer Novel.
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Chicago News.
Justifiable Grounds.
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