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New-York tribune., 1908-04-19

a
mans ingress to the world: second. mar.
progress through the world; third. rnarS
egreSs from the world and, 70 conclude, man
life after departure.
Mans ingress 10 life Is naked and bare
Mans progress through life Is trouble and care
Man egresS from lie Is nobody knows where
Il We do well here. We VIII do well there
| could tell You no move II / preached whole
Year AMEN
The coquette has received some very hard
knocks. II was George BIrdseye who admin
istered this one.
Her pleasure Is in lovers GOV.
When herself She gives them not thought.
But. like the angler. takes more Joy
In fishing than in fisher caught
Thomas Bailey Aldrich paid her this COM
plIment:
or light or dark OF short OF tall
She sets a spring 10 snare them all
All one 10 her above her ian
She'd make sweet eyes at Cahban
Nor Is Mother Eve neglected bv those bitter
satiristS. The episode pt the apple Is summed
up IN this fashion.
Too soon the knowledge She obtained
Too late She cursed the prize.
Oh had she but fool remained
We should have an been wise.
On the relative merits OF man and wife this
view meets the approval OF the better half .
SAYS Giles. NV wife and are two.
Vet. faith / know not why sir
Qu'th jack. You're ten, II guess TRUE
She one and You rc q cvpheU
New-York tribune., 1908-04-19
By John w. Postgate

DHRASEN with an XIV IOhn Y
eplgrammatic edge
have proved very etfec-
tive III political warfare
England'S Grand Old Man, William f. 11lad-
stone, was more distressed by Disraeli vicious
assertion that he was intoxicated by the
eXubcrauCe of his own VerbOSItY than he was
by the dcsertiOn OF old time allies or the de
Struction of cherished policies
Snappy. IrdSCible. and often VenOmOuS in
debate, Lord Brougham squirned at the
singing sentence that assdiled his ears while
he was driving one day at St stephens. The
doors OF the coach bore his initial letter.
two bees on the outside and a wasp within.
Daniel O'Conneus characterization Of Dis
raell as a lineal descendant OF the impenitent
thief on the Cross VIII last as long as the
language; and the great agitator's charge that
one of his opponents was capable of sharpen
ing a knife on his grandfathers tombstone to
cut his grandmothers throat has never been
surpassed in the annals of oratorical invectivc.
At a recent political meeting in England Il
candidate named Willis, whose oratory was Of
the loud, staccato style was completely con
founded by one of his hearers shouting, Willis
Is barking' The audience instantly detected
the play on BarklS Is willing and roarci
the unhappy speaker into Immediate silence
and subsequent defeat
DR. Burchari's Rum. RomaniStn, and Re
bcIhon, while not an cpigr1m IN the accepted
sense, nevertheless carried with 1t a sting that
some say defeated lanes G Blaine for the
fitted thereby, struck strong chord of popular
acclaim by his declaration that public office
l. a public trust. Sentiment Is quick to
change, however. The official rendition OF tins
sterling motto now, according to the muck
rakerS Is public office Is private graft
New-York tribune., 1908-04-19

You b.y refrigerator In lite tmeyoH buy every day
The "l- oi MCay Ketrgerors scientifically built that
they viii keep the cold amt the They there
fore, much less ice than other. and for teu-e'
l.t-- eeeplns lll AVID N treah .-nILtLu-
New-York tribune., 1908-04-19
SOME FAMOUS EpIGRAMS

DHRASES with IN
l. eplgrammatic edge
have proved very etfec-
tive III political warfare
EnPland's Grand Old VI
New-York tribune., 1908-04-19
Poets and Parsons

NEARLY all the English poet 1t the seven
tecnth and eighteenth centuries were, pr,-
hhc Of epIgrum= Hudihrl- tccm- with them.
and they We're meat and drink O, the .lusti.
Pope Butler description ot au educated
uumskuIl was.
He knew what what and that's a- h,sh
A7 metaphysics wit can ly
\ second Thomas. orr at once
To name them all. another Ounce"
Au English sporting parsun who wished .,
hIrtcu the sunday morning. service .,, that
he might 'on SOME kindred spirt.. delivered
the bnciest and mclti,st sermon ou record
Dearly beloved. ae sui the subject ~
New-York tribune., 1908-04-19
Wit OF the Bowl

DRINK. and drinking call forth much IRONY
and biting sarcasm Honest Tom Decker
SAYS Drinlung Lca'th~ Is drinking sickness.
Shakespeare declares that drIuking emptic~
fact that men put an enemy IN their mouths
to steal away their brains
I'm emo Ctyt1g'. the apt prrvc-~i1u of a
famous Latin proverb fell from the hp- pf
Chicago builder who knew whereof he spoke
Referring To- the saving Whcu WINE i~ IN. VII
Is out. "a Bishop OF Ehz4hcth4n day, remarked.
II wit We're not out. wine would not he IN
Excuses for Indulgence IN this regard are
AS plenty a~ blackberr1ee Most of them are
comprised In the trIplct 10y Dr. Alirich
"Ciood wine a friend. or being Irv-
OR. lest We should be- 10y tni by.
OR any other reason why
Pope quarrel with CoUcy Ct,brr gave oo-
ci-iou for tins gihe
"Quoth Cibbcr To- Pope Though verse You
torrclo-C.
I'll have the list vorI. for bv -- I'I write.
Poor Coney. thy reasoning Is none ut ,bc
For. know. the last "ori /, the WORT rhlr lasts
longest
Worrying over ,,ttIc cares and IN, of lie Is
yen@urcd by sims u the Ballad, ot Babylon DO.
From day 10 day some silly thing
Upset you all together
Others not so soon couvu>,ou hrtug-
~ tickling with a feather
U4lnSt minor evils let hmm pray
Who Fortunes favor ,l;~ric-
For one that hg rui-tortuuy- ,jit
Ten ,iic ot little worries
tUrhcrvilIc wrote. ON a wealthy r,,,-c-.
\ wiscr~ mind thou hast
In"u hast prince pclf
Nnch makes thee wealthy 9, tnv hc.~
-\ut "a heEElr q thv-cl'
New-York tribune., 1908-04-19
Good Night

A MOTHER type of cpisr4,s 3. r.pr..,.n-...i b.,
The hnc- 'u t'rod Night written by
Mis-. N,r NvAu1uJer E-,,k,vr -,h55,
teacher
stood IN the land ot the .uiiusst, s.-
\ud tried % say. t'rui Night
tut Ir TINS l4v w., newer done
those useless words t,pN flight
" How can We ever say Good \i,r-.-
There II u' night 80 4II.
tur every ehIdpV takes 90. Hsr.
When at ,iods feet wc tlu
On the derivation ~ th. ,,ri New b.
winch h-t~ been t puzzle O, MANY learned
phl'loE~t-. there s. the following
9e word explain itself without muse,
Nnd the t'ur .rttrr- -pvt. tr,u whence. ...,-..-
news
From north. c,st Nc.t. .nl -,a,.. ,a. ,.,..-
t'u .. made
Zach quarter gave. .,..'au-- st ,..~ AND ,-...,. .
New-York tribune., 1908-04-19

our discourse this morn
ing Is Life | shall
divide It into three parts
nd = -.r-lL-l--- E-r-t
New-York tribune., 1908-04-19
lTOR COMPANY,
kendsIlville, Indiana.

Nl.N y .N X, 80 " srreu ST.
FlIILtDEIPUIA. 2u6 s. nth ~.
BOSTON. 70. Commer ill 81
". APDl-l~. t12 s Hri ~,
. Geo. ! u'.h IIi.,r Co.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20
DO you READ?

If 50, you should read the Re-
view. IT'S one of the papers
that boosts when the welfare Of
town, county or state is con-
cerned. Boosts, and then boosts
some more.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20
Observation-Disclosures Club

To the Members of the Stanley
County Roosevelt-Taft- Burke Club:
You are hereby notified that a mass
meeting will be held In Philip, South
Dakota, on Friday, April 3rd, for the
purpose OF considering plans for the
campaign. All members OF any
Observation-Disclosures club within the
county are earnestly requested to be
present. Others who believe In our
principles and candidates, but have
not affiliated themselves with any
club, are also cordially invited to be
present nd take part In the meeting
Come In, bring your neighbcrs, and
join with US. II you have candi-
date in your section OF the county
let the meeting hear Of his Qualifica-
tions.
J. G. Russell, Chairman.
Alvin Waggoner, Secretary.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20
Bryan and Taft Bulge Out

A little more color has been given
to the political aspect by the holding
of the Nebraska state democratic con-
vention and the Ohio state republican
convention, the states in which re-
side the two most prominent candi-
dates for the presidential nomination
by the two most prominent parties.
In Nebraska, as was expected, the
state democratic convention held at
Omaha has pledged itself to the sup
port of VIM. j. Bryan as a presiden-
tial candidate and has adopted plat
form which is largely Mr.. Bryan's
work. Among other things it holds
the following: No corporation cam
paign contributions; federal and state
licenses to control corporations; no
company to control so per cent of any
product; tariff for revenue only; in
come tax; inheritance tax on swollen
fortunes" inland waterway improve
ments; immediate independence for
Philippines; the Drago doctrine; rail-
road regulation, valuation, control of
capitalization, lower rates; guarantee
Of bank deposits; opposition to Aid
rich and Fowler currency bills; jury
trial In contempt cases; eight-hour
day; employers liability; restriction
of Asiatic immigration; separate state
hood for Arizona; Bryan for president.
AS has been foreshadowed, the
friends of Secretary Taft controlled
the convention In his state and carri-
ed everything before them, the oppo-
sition, although led by two of the
states senators, failing to make any
impression on the work of the dele
gates. The platform succinctly and
forcibly presented the principles and
policies of the administration of Pres
ident Roosevelt, of which the secre-
tary of war is part and which he
has set forth in various parts OF the
country. 1t pledged the party to .
continuation of constructive and
wholesome legislation with the con-
tinuance of the party in power.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20

The Wasta Gazette reports Pedro
man as being at Wasta unloading so,
600 feet OF lumber, which he intends
rafting down the river to Pedro. This
is the first attempt In the rafting line
that has ever been made on the Chey-
enne, and will be watched with in
terest by great many people. II
successful the scheme will result In a
great saving to the homesteaders in
the vicinity of Pedro, which other.
wise they would have to pay for the
freighting overland, which almost
doubles the price OF lumber.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20

ed to quite an extent.
The Sioux City commercial club Is
to make tour through this part OF
South Dakota the early part of next
month, coming west over the Mil.
waukee and returning east over the
Northwestern.
In the growing of fruits Black Hills
residents have made good progress In
the last few years, and expect to make
displays at their county fairs this fall
that would be creditable even In old
fruit districts.
A man named Vogler, living near
Hayes, while out driving with his
wife and friend, fell backwards out
of the vehicle while holding a loaded
shotgun. The gun was discharged
wounding him In such manner as to
cause his death a few days later.
There is an unofficial rumor in rail.
road circles that the Northwestern
will put new schedule into effect on
this extension April 1st, which will
provide for two passenger trains each
way daily. The business il excep.
tionally heavy for new road and 1t
is hoped that the near future will see
the rumor authenticated.
The Rapid City board of education
have accepted plans for new two
story school building, to be built of
brick or cement blocks. Rapid City,
like practically every one of the lar
ger cities of the state, has found its
school facilities inadequate In the way
Of buildings, but is more fortunate in
that it could find way to raise funds
for new buildings. Several of the
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20

Say, Honeyl Would you like some
honeyp II you want some honey,
Honey, and you have the money,
Honey, 60 to Linn's, Honey, and get
some good honey. 25 cents worth for
: quarter.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20

The postoff1ce at Murdo was nearly
consumed by fire few days ago. All
but the registered mail was burned.
The building was saved, but damag-
ed to quite an extent.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20

has been given up, and it is believed
that the body floated under the ice
and probably will never be found.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20

Two saloon keepers In Rapid City
are under arrest, charged with violat-
ing the state liquor law.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20

Frank Moore, Of Fort Pierre, broke
through the ice Thursday evening
while attempting to cross the Mis-
souri,. After dragging the open water
IN the river all day Friday, the search
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20

| have choice Early Ohio seed
potatoes for sale. J. w. Jones, Philip,
S. d.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20

Harry Wentzy, Of PukWans, will
establish democratic newspaper at
Rapid City In the near future,
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20

cities find themselves handicapped by
the special charter provisions under
which they and their school systems
are organized.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20
RESULTS COUNT

The Review is classed by it's
patrons as the best advertising
medium west of the Missouri
If you must advertise, do so
through the columns OF this
paper.
Philip weekly review. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1907-1912, 1908-03-20
ExCAANeE eLEANINGS
Happenings In County and State
Some items are rehashed. some CIV
on credit where credit II due, and
some are Swtped bodily.

Cottonwood is to have another
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
ADJUSTMENTS.
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Curiosity About 'sThc Clansman."
 It is easy to understand the gen. eral curiosity among theatergoers concerning The Clansman" which will play return engagement at the Elke Theater December 26.
 Ever since it's first performance over three years ago. this play has engrossed a good sized share of pub lie attention. It has been a serious subject for deliberation ill municipal bodies, State Legislatures, and Courts of high and low degree. Mayors of cities, governors of states and even President Roosevelt himself, have been asked to decide whether or not the play should be presented. These decisions have always been over whelmingly in favor of "The Clans man, with the single exception of Mayor Weaver of Philadelphia, Penn, who stopped the production and his own political career at the same time. Inquiries at the box office indicate capacity when "The Clansmen" reach- es this city.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
BRIEFS FILED IN YORK CONTEMPT CASE

Assistant Attorney General Dan !Tayior thas filed the states brief in the consolidated cases of J. B. York land Robert York, ex parte, appealed
 from the Jefferson County Chancery Court, in the Supreme Court, the con- froversy growing out of the settle Iment of the affairs of the Bluff City
 Lumber Company While the case
 was pending in Jefferson Chancery Court, the Yorks applied for relief in the United States court for which action J. B. York, president of the Bluff City Lumber Company and for mer receiver, was fined $10,0O0 for contempt, and Robert York, the treas urer and general manager of the cor was fined $5,000. These fines are alleged by the defendants to be excessive.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22

severely classic mould of feature, T
 looseness, even disjointedness of frame, and weirdly pellucid voice. Supplementing these physical ele- ments of expression is rare and dominating intelligence, which illum- mates the complexities of the char acter with clearness, precision and fine discrimination. MT. Hoyt is an actor of the same school in which eWis Morrison was trained, and has appeared in any number of difficult roles. Like MT. Morrison he was an excellent Shakespearean scholar, and his best known role was "Iago" pre- vious to his pronounced success as "Mephisto''. It can, without contra diction, be said that Edward N. Hoyt is the very best 'Mephisto' on the American stage to-day. MT. Hoyt in a long and honorable career has been leading support to Frederick Warde, Louis James, and Marie Wainwright, Robert Mantell, Margaret Mather and other prominent stars and has star red in a repertoire of Shakespearean roles. This ever popular attraction will be presented at Elks Theater, Thursday, December A.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
Catarrl Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is blood or constitutional dis ease, and in order to cure it you must take internal remedies. Halls Cat arrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this Country for years and is a regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The per feet Combination of the two ingre- dients is what produces such won derful results in Curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
 F. J. CHENEY & CO, Props,
 Toledo, Ohio. Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for con- stipation.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
REVEREND BEN cox
 HAS THE SMALLPOX

Little Rock Minister Who Is Well Known in Pine Bluff Goes to the > Pest House For Fea 1T oi~~famiIy
 Contracting Diseasey
 The hey. Benjamin Cox, pastor of the First Naptist church, who has been confined><Q his /bed at his home on Gaines streef,>Was yesterday de- clared to be sufferi9g rsom slight at tack of smallpox -----~..~>,.>
 MT. Cox will g9 to the pest house today. He does fthis voluntarily on account of his fears for his family. His condition attpresent is not alarm ing, but the attending physician said although from the nature of the dis ease, he would become sicker than he is at present, he looked for Mir. Cox S entire recovery within a few weeks.- Little Rock Gazette.
 Reverend Ben Cox is we'll known in Pine Bluff, where he has visited on numerous occasions.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
JOHN FOWLER GOES
 WITH RICElSTIX

John H. Fowler, who has been con- nected with the Hammett Grocer Company as travelling salesman TOT three years, has resigned effective January 1, and will after that date go on the road for the Rice-StiX Dry Goods Company of St. Louis He will have a part of the territory being covered by F. G. Chew. Mr. Fowler will go to St. Louis shortly and will rehain in the house for month ac- qraihting himself with the stock. He is popular with the merchants throughout this section and success in his new work is assured.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
NEGRO KILLED
 AT DERMOTT

Dermott, Ark, Dec. 21.--About 6:15 o'clock Saturday morning, Andrew Johnson, a negro laborer, was instant ly killed while working at gin be- longing to B. A. Kimpel. The un- Fortunate man was caught by a rapid ly revolving shaft and whipped against the floor. Nearly all the clothing was torn from his body and one arm was completely torn from the body.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
OWL CLUB TO
 GIVE RECEPTION

Invitations have been issued by the Owl Club for reception and dance to be given at the Bluff City Club new Years eve. Ladies are tree. The Club reception committee is compos- ed of Charles Feeley. John GenevaT, R. w. Jordan, Knox Scull, Roy Werl- ing, John J. Kerwin, Frank Franey, P. J. Tierney, Joe Smith, F. J. Mo- ran, Frank DietZ and C. P. Smith.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
LIKE OLD FRIENDS
Yhe Longer You Know Them tine Bet
 ter You Like Them.

Yhe Longer You Know Them tine Bet
 ter You Like Them.
 Doan's Kidney Pills never fail you.
 Pine Bluff people know this.
 Read this Pine Bluff case.
 Read how Doan's stood the test
 For six long years.
 It's local testimony and can be in- yestigated:
 Mrs. M. I. Long, 1921 Seventh street, x1ne Bluff, Ark, says: 'I had an at tack of kidney trouble which almost disabled me. I became so lame, weak and run down and had such terrible pains in my back, that could hardly get about. Sometimes the kidney se- cretions were too free in action and then again just the reverse. I could not rest well at night and felt miser- able all the time. None of the vari GUS remedies used helped me until tried Doan's Kidney Pills, procured from the Mann-Tankersley Drug Go. The first box did me so much good that I obtained another and in re- markably short time was cured" Statement made in 1902.)
 SIX YEARS LATER.
 On June Sth, 1908, Mrs. Long con frmed the above statement by saying: ssThe cure effected by Doan's Kidney Pills in my case has proven perma- nent. I still have the same high opinion of the remedy, as when first gave it my endorsement"
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo, New York. sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name-Doan's-and take no other.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22

Quick climatic changes try strong constitutions and cause, among other evils, nasal catarrh a troublesome and offensive disease. Sneezing and snuffing, couging and dijcult breath ing, and the drip, drip of the foul discharge into the throat-all are ended by Ely's Cream Balm. This honest remedy contains no cocaine, mercury, nor other harmful ingre- dient. The worst cases yield to treatment in a short time All drug gists, 50c., or mailed by Ely Bros, 56 Warren Street, New York
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
Notice Plum Bayou Lcvce Taxes.

Notice Plum Bayou Lcvee Taxes. The tax book for the collection of 1908 taxes has osen placed in ,ny tends.
 All owners of real property lying in this district are requested to call at the Bank of Pine Bluff before Decem- Der 31, 1898, and pay this years taxes If this tax is nor raiH by December 31 legal penalty will be collected. 11-17-d-tf Plum Bayou Lexee Tax.
 W. D. LEARN, Collector,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22

The fire department was called to the home of a negro named Joplin, No. 1216 West Pullen street, shortly after 1 o'clock Monday afternoon. Some smoke coming out of a chimney there caused the excitement and an- moved the fremen with d long nun in the rain. No damage was done to the property
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
"Faust."

Edward N. Hoyt, an actor of real ability and one of the very few ac- tors of the present day whose reading of lines is delight, is appearing in the role of ''Mephisto" In Morrison's Faust, the present season. Mir
 Hoyt possesses gifts which peculiarly qualify him tor the role-a lean and
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22

guest at the Falconer home on North Fourteenth street for a few days, en route to his home, after attending the State University at Fayetteville. Fort Smith Southwest American.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22

Miss Irma Grace is expected in the city from Pine Bluff in the near fu- ture. She will be the guest of Miss Sadie billiard and of her sister, Mrs H. k. Webster.-TeXarkana Texar- ian.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22

PILES CURED IN 6 TO If DAYS PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleed- ing or Protruding Piles in 6 to IA days or money refunded. soc.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1908-12-22
The Clothing Hospital

The West End Clothing Hospital and Shop owing to the recent supply of extraordinary fine dying drugs and dry cleaning chemicals received, we are glad to inform our customers that hereafter we will be able to turn out even better work for you than we have done in the past.
 Please call on us early in the week to avoid the rush nevertheless late calls are attended with care.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-02-10

Contra la neurastenia, la debilidad
del sistema nervioso, contra el agota-
miento de las fuerzas whales, existe un.
remedio realmente maravilloso, es la
verdade NEUROSINE PRUNIER
que recomendamos particularmente
nuestros lectores. La NEUROSINE
PRUNIER, aconsejada por las autori-
dades medicales del mundo entero.
v6ndese en- todas las farmacias.