Arizona republican., 1908-02-09
LITTLE JAMES

Concerning an Oversight Which the
 Dual Florida Republican Conventions Disclosed.)
 When tn Republican Convenshun met in Floridy tn other day tn Cheer man which was tn Janitor of tn Post offs Appinted a Committy on Creden- Shles consistin' of tn United Staits ! Districk Attorney, tn United Staits ! Gajer tn Portor in tn Federle Bildin, tn Postmaster an tn United States | Commishlcr to pass onto the Gre | denshles of tn Dellycates to see at 1 their Oifishle Commishuns was all made out in Proper Form an DOoly l Sined by tn President of tn United 1 Staits.
 Then he sez: "I sec some here at aint got no Federle Posishuns. I'll En- | tertane a Moshun to have 'em Throde 1 Out of tn Haul"
 The Clecter of Customs an tn Cleo ter of Infernle Revenoo was Appmted a COmmitty 10 Ejeck an persons which didn't hold no Commishun fun Pres dent Rooseyfelt Tn R'ececvir of tn Land offs was added to tn Committy sence tn Haul was a beginnin' to fill
  which sez they's Republicans. Wun of 'em he sez: "I been a Re publican fer more'n 40 yeers. l voted fer Linkin."
 Tell with Linkin," sez a Federle Judge which has always been votin fer Wilyum J. O'Brine sence he quit votin' fer Androo Jaxon, till he was Appinted to offs tn other day Sez he: "Linkin's a ded wun. He aint agivin' out no Post Offises. Chase Yerselfs. Tn Republican Party of Floridy consistin' of nearly 200 Tride an Troo Offs Holders has met here today to Eleck Dellycates to Chicago. Git out. In the Langwidge of tn Scripcher '8Iuzzel not tn As at Fred deth out tn Corn We met here fer tn Purpose of Dischargin' our Sollum Obligashun to tn Nashule Adminstra- shun which pays our Salries"
 Tn other fellers they sez: Yes, but wuddent you like to have our votes at tn Leckshun? Don't you want to make a good Republican Showin'?'
 Tn Register of tn Land offs he ReDlide as follows: "Coatin' agin fun tn Sacred Scripchers Put off to tn Day tn Evle thereof. or words to that Effeck. which tn Meenin' thereof is Don't Borry Trubble.' This aint no Leckshun. This is a more Seleck Ocashun a Convenshun which requires more skill. Tn only showin' at we care anything about is a Good Showia' to Mister ROuseyfeIt, 'atll Satisfy him He don't care none about tn Republi- can party of Floridy jist sos it's strong ;,,F to Contrack an Spessificashuns. He don't want you fellers here or he'd q give you a Offs; now Vanish sos at we can git down to tn Bisness of our Master. Say. don't you know at you're Runnin a Crate Risk hangin' around here interferin' with Federle Offisers in tn Discharge of their Dooties? This looks to me a Good Deel like Trceson aginst th' Gratist President tn United Staits has ever had scncc tn time of Napolyun Bonypartc. Take my Advice ar git out. Remember at evry Minit you stand there your Obstruckin' tn United Staits Guvcrment"
 After a Bloody Fite they was two sets of Dellycates which has about a Bkal Chance of gittin' into tn Nashulc Convenshun.
 When President Rooseyfelt heerd at tn result in Floridy was a Dogfall he sez to Willyum Loeb seZ he: "Willyum. I've been Miseld or Misinformed. T didn't know they was so many Repub licans in Floridy. I thought at they all had Offises an here it seems at neerly Half of 'em aint been Pervided fer. I feer at on account of tn Neg leck of my Campane Managers a Fatle Mistaik has been made. I wisht you'd make list of all tn Republicans in tn rest of tn Southern Staits an see at every wun of 'cm gets a Salry till after tn Nashnle Convenshun.'
 LITTLE JAMES.