Amador ledger., 1908-10-09
GLOBE SIGHTS.

dog IS as bad as q boy in pester
ing cat.
There are good many rabbits
playing lion parts.
Nearly every man you meet should
have his clothes cleaned.
Somehow we don't enjoy visiting
with any one who calls it "chat "
In little country town, the ex
treme in fashion always looks fast.
If you want to see a woman crazy,
advertise good dish pan for ten
cents.
A man never accumulates so much
money that it gives him the right to
be lazy.
a kicker is usually one who is not
busily engaged in any business of his
own.
Fully ninety per cent Of the people
you know will impose on you if they
can.
A turkey is never tough because he
is so good lie is never allowed to
| become old.
y woman says OF every hired girl
she ever has: my, but she can
mako the butter hyl''
No doubt economy IS great
virtue, but some people have a lot of
money they never have any use for.
The dollar you thtow away when
yoI are young will be worth So when
you are old. and need it most.
Advice to women: A man doesn u
amount to much, at best. In getting
one, get the best one possible.
An Atohison girl Is about to marry
a man who is SO small that she is
obliged to lit him up to kiss him.
You don't always find money in a
woman's pocketbook, but you are
always sure to find chamoIs skin.
There is no drug store that will kill
disease as shot gun Will kill
pigeon. Every man must be his own
doctor.
Love with young man is never so
serious as with a young girl, because
he has his moustaehe to distract his
after tion.
\ girl who has spent three or four
years in studying music, and can't
play decently, should begin studying
something else.
When a man has buried several
wives, the women, in speaking of
him. say that he has ''worn out two
or three wives already"
When boy is bad there Is no rift
IN the clouds for the mother, but the
father finds ray of light in the re-
Election that at least the boy is not a
sissy.
A plan that would fit the manage
ment of one husband, would be long
where it should be short, and curved
where it should be straight, IL the
management of another husband.
When two women fly into each
others arms with looks of love, their
embrace jars two hats, and then see
how quickly fond looks change to
scowIs.
Perhaps wife's tenderness with a
worthless husband is governed by the
same instinct which makes her proud
of anything she gets at bargain
counter.
Nearly all wives contradict their
husbands. When a man tells story
his wife nearly always says, "No, it
wasn't that way" etc., ano the story
is spoilt.
Having learned to paint stork
standing on one leg, Dasey Mayme
Appleton feels that her education in
painting is completed, and will take
up music next.
There is nothing so unsatisfactory
as to announce that you have secret
which no inducement can prevail up
on you to reveal, and then have nc
one to coax you to break your reso-
luton.
1t often happens that people think
woman Is going into a decline
when the real explanation OF hel
sudden sIenderness is that dress
maker has been drawing in straight
front corset on her.
The editor of the Coolidge Enter
prise was making assignments. "Yon, ;
he said to young reporter, "will b'
the Jennie Slim reporter. A gIrl WHIT
marries so young, and treats the mar
riage relation so lightly, will need
special reporter to follow her up TO
the end of her days"
There are great number of person
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