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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16
STUDY NOT a NECESSITY.
Ems ard Ain e woman's LIE. as "
dsrrio1d b Rsris's tother-


IN ere Of TIE F~hEaEelphM prhiie
schools Is q little giri papli Whoss an
cestors asd c~oreDei1nists have erer
held AEt ne prtnciaai end and ain q
the Hfe q a Nonan IS marriage. Thta
ntue girl a. WeR 20 O. mast 81 Der
Studies. huf she has - ~inyeteFAts tts
ite q Eooaraahg and g. Eaens labgs
siale e ieseh TIE study 90 ker TAe
other day hes teachst made lmmtiank
~ her soeming nautiaaEneM 70 kara
her seeEraghy iesalu sent % Rnziea
muther a rote reenestiag Der 60 SO
that the EiFi STUFFED her hsson The
nekt day Slowed no l-mprofcmeaG
hcweter aas na tsaeher asked Rosie
vbather ne had delivered tha aata
fes masn ~. fhs reRiy
And did YcaF mestef rad tha
rQia kosiA Sad sha tcaeher.
Yes mam
What dt she saf
Ny mother SAID lhat Ehe di1at
kuow e~soEganAy sa she Eot marFlel
a. ms aunt ditl9 knaE E-ehssanhy.
an she g@ marrle1 aa Ycu kn8a
seosapay an yea diaat set mar
ried
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16

Memphls nonR-Auer an absence
% ta years Anircw laceseas historic
wonis, Tho Union Hcst - rrc
served em D. restored 20 are mone.
meat of rOld Hickory ln Court
spnaro During the CisA var : local
confederate patriot took q cnlssl and
removed The Union must eo IRE.
served. 4sid col galloway a mcm.
Der OF tbe pars cammissioa Nop
that ne civil var d hong past ana "a
are an - proud az re onion u seems
te no that Il would - onyy rreper q
pot thi langnase bae&
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16

The oldest temple % the World has
been discovered hy explorers excavat
ing az Bismya IN central nabylonia
The walls OF a tower were uncovered
the summit was cleared and the nrst
Inscription discovered upon the sar
face was a brick stamped with ne
OF nungL Of 175o b. C. A little
lower appeared q crumpied piece o.
sud with the name OF Naram sin 81
$3.50 ~ C. Just below mat level W6rc
thc larso square bricks peculiar 90
sargon ~ asae a. e.. probably the dnt
~ TIE semitic kinEs % Rahyioula A
larEe platform Waa discovered "a
yards below the surface. constructed
oi the peculiar conycx nricka shich
3 ne hUldinx material 81 tteo
a. G
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16

cannot % its work white too nestsg
part of your lungs Do not DOING any
work nt an
The GOOD athlete must have every
cubic inch of bis lungs iu GOOD work.
ing order. iusi HE be muei have every
other part 81 his bods. Give yonr nl
used lungs q fair chance aud fhcy silt
repay YOU By making a - boy ~
You
Even while yon read lhis thc
chances are that you are sitting n
some altitude which cramps The FREE
play Of the lungs. u you were sitting
70 as 20 cramp any other part 81 tho
body the pain would notify you 70
change your position 10 a hurry but
the lungs are patient accomplishing
servants. and endure much il usage
before showing that they are injured
Sometimes. q Is true. ne pent-up
state Of the breathing apparatus
eases Itself with a yawn. But that Is
al. DO you know why people never
yawn ia their sieep2 Because ia sleep
one usually breathes naturally and
the lungs receive Involuntary good
treatment.
Deep Breathing Assures Power.
~ you can get into the habit o. reg
ular deep breathing your athletic sue
cess is az good as assured. Practice
drawing In long. slow. fuil breathe
Hold each breath an instant. then Jet
e. ont Just as slowly
This win be a difficult habit. per.
haps Tor YOU to acquire. but when you
see the wonderful good It does you
sou VIII think st worth the trouble. Il
you are q trine dizzy when you first
try this deep breathing do not be
Heightened. Your lungs ere merely
telling your brain how surprised they
are al being allowed 70 work. The dix
ziness viii oon pass.
When taking long breaths draw the
breath clear down into the abdomen
before trying a III the upper lungs.
IN other words. in drawing a long
breath throw out the abdomen as well
as the chest II you draw in the alb
domen you force the iutesunes up
ward and cramp the free action Of the
lungs
Proper deep breathing viii not only
greatly increase your chest expansion
but viii also harden and strengthen
the abdominal muscles
It viii incidentally give you a clear
er and stronger brain
Why Through Rostrils Only.
Let me caution you once more not
10 breathe through your mouth. Your
mouth was made for eating and talk
ing Il was no more meant to breathe
through than Il Was meant 10 hold a
cigarette. Breathe always through the
nostrIls. When Providence planned
the human body. he arranged that the
n~ostrils should convey Just the proper
quantity Of air 10 the lungs and az
just the proper temperature, and freed
Of such irritating particles OF dust as
might lniure the sensitive tissue Of
the lungs. The air enters the nos
trils. Is much cleansed Of dust By the
hairs with which they are lined. Is
warmed 10 the temperature Of the
body. and IN this filtered" condition
Is poured into the tender lungs.
Thus far no one has been able 10
improve on that system of breathing
But countless persons suck Ia great
quantities Of uacieaned. unvarmed
air through the mouth and gulp Il
down In that condition 20 the long.
suffering lungs,
DO o see nov why lay such
stress on deep breathing and on
breathing solely through The nostriis,
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16

Professors Sen Translates Fsfhs-s
Speech into the Vemazgisr.

Professors sen ErNnEiatE1 FEthg-s
Speech into the V~eruaeg'ar.
A college professor. iu company
with his son. vas enjoying q walk IN
the country. when be me an Old
farmer j. had been a very wed sea
sen, and the professor. thinking 20
start the conversation g. q way that
would prove interesting 70 the farmer.
remarked.
There has been z rather Abnormal
precipitation Of late"
The farmer seemed somewhat en-
b~arrassed, and the professors son.
who used a different vernacniar.
though be was a student Gu the college
70 which his father vas attached at
tempted TO straiEhten cut the matter.
Drawing the farmer 10 one side. be
said IN q superior way
The governor means that we've
been having a devil of q LOT q rain
-Hzrpers Weekly.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16
A Counter Stroke.

A Eyllshiy-dressed woman entered
= Chinese laundry and paid Tor q
AundeTed shirt
Why do you wear those rats !
think you can them. "a your haiTs IN
CURED The Chlnaman. who had a. IN
quisitiTe turn q mind
rush. Mr. John replied his Gus
toner 4 always thought Il was Chi.
nese etiquette not % talk abouf the
thluEs they Ike best
The Oriental hlnked his eyes as the
lady passed out
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16
HEE ARRIVALS IA elEABa
AElRU 10000 II 1907.


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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16

sgyins Nsslslns when Risht Fos1
was Nce1ed


Money speut Dor ~tonscs and brac
ers 10 relieve intiEessian vhfe the
poor ola stomach Is loadod vita pat
try and park Is worse thar losing e
pockcfhook ~containing the maaey
~ me money Only Is iost SIS haa
enough hnt viii inst health frem
Wrong eating q q hara 60 uske me
money bach
A Mich young iaty Nst money on
truss bar Is thankful she folad q
way ta SCI hack her heath b. pFoper
foo1 she writes,
a had Aasn 3 victim 81 aaFrra aFa
Fusia FOR SIX Fean ara Epeat three
hunGfca cellars for treatment ga the
attemRt % set Wen Noae o. u Gd
me any EooA
Nnaig Z triot GuaneNuts hcod
ana ne resnlts were such that n g.
cyst q tcIar a mckara 9 uQuad n1i
- ulshoal Oh My uQutle haI heer
caused ~ eating ueh noo1 saea AZ
pastry ard rorE
Hha nQsi ~Woaaerhl thinE thai
epcr haHpenct o. ma 3 am se1e was
oe chaaee n nay ceatlacn amer D
bcsan CD eat GraraNuta 4 teeaa -
improre ~ Qeee ana th0 trst U1es
aaiuct fQsr uts
"a leei ltat s csnncl axegam my
SELF in terms that are wets1y pt tbk
beeehi CsgpeNats has tzoashf o.
ms ana Nou are uefitetiy free o.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16
WILL REsEED TIMBER LANDS

last spring snow the seed OF the ycl,
low pine. the only Kind that win grow
here and pcrmittug q to find d wet
bed when The noW melts Il via re-
quire a century FOR these seeds 20
Know into matured timber here. while
ID some sections 81 California Il re.
guires but zen years 60 grow a tree
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16

The WQHaa $40 uarries fr mcHeF
nsnallH ssa uhat 80 aeat ailer. ouf
he tlEersat pi,A { uaa
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16
REPARTEE.

Younger wonder 70 I shall lose
looks too. when I am Eoar ageg
Elder-Toun Be lucky II you do.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-04-16

Washlnsion. H. C-Tbe tui Goiat.
ms 10 the liability Of common car.
riors BY railroad PASSED BY the house
o. representatives on April G was
Thursday PASSED BY The senate villa.
out amendment ana vithoat q a.
vision
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10
Juat Wanted tn rru lt

Farmer John left home one morning
and waited at the station for the linn
tied. He climbed aboard and shambled
into the smoker.
Mister" he drawled when the con
ductor halted before him. lis that thar
2-cent-a-mile rate good on this train?r
1T is,' replied the Conductor brusqua
ly. Where is your ticket?'
The old mQn fumbled in the depths
of an ancient shotbag.
Amt got no ticket, mister" he
said slowly, "but here be two cents.
never rode on one of these pesky fly
ers and ] just want to feel the sensa-
ton. Put me off after I've rode one
mile"
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10
Information Wanted.

A court, a prisoner. purloined
watch. country jury. The evidence
as to whether the prisoner had stolen
.iie watcn was very conflicting. AS the
Jury retired to consider their verdict.
the judge remarked that he would
willingly give them any advice they
wished on any point in the case that
puzzled them.
Eleven jurors soiemnly filed out, but
the twelfth hung back, perplexity writ
ten large on his countenance.
is there any question you wish to
ask me before you retire?" asked the
judge kindly,
The mans face frightened.
Yes. yer Honor" he replied, eag-
erly. "Wot l wants to know Is whether
q really did steal the watch,"
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

mand of the American for more speed.
Faster. faster" cries the business
man and the same is true of people
in every walk OF life.
We are willing to take n chance
on a dangerous machine because 1t
accomplishes work quicker and we
toss the thoughts of probable fatali-
ties TO one side. The proportion of
workshop accidents attributed to per
sons being caught in the machinery
is 80 per cent, and today men who
are toiling for the benefit OF the man
who derives his living from that sort
of work are perfecting measures which
they want enacted into laws.
Gen. Sherman said CHASTITY things
about war, but Gen. Sherman never
worked in mine, in a power house
or for railroad. Even had he done
all those things he perhaps would
never have realized the comparison of
the two. for the harvest of death is
reaped in many spots at the same
time, 1t is not so congested as the
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10
They All Want II.

"The late Joel Chandler Harris .
said an Atlanta clergyman, used to
laugh at the way everybody seemed to
want free advertisement OF some
sort from the editor. II was the SAME.
he would say. with the physician
everybody wants free advice on the
health question from him.
Il once heard him tell about an eds-
tor who served ten days In jail for
kicking the mayor. The warden
treated him very kindly. and mt the
ten days end, escorting him TO the
door and shaking him by the hand
said:
Well, good-by and good luck, ed
And say, would you mind giving tho
Jail puffY.'"
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10
The Hurry Fad.

'Mr Cleveland" said Princeton
lecturer. had little sympathy with the
rush and hurry that the American busl-
ness man so complacently affects--no
sympathy with train and boat dicta-
tlon, with the lunch table telephone.
the letter phonograph, and the other
bluffs"
Don't rush So Mr.. Cleveland cnce
said TO me. lightning might do a
great deal more II II wasn't always in
such an awful hurry
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

of our toiling element than the
land of the lily.
The crimson carnage of industry is
not brought into the public notice to
any large extent and the reason for
this is because the deaths take place
within the borders of the Atlantic and
Pacific and not at any one
chosen spot such as would a battle.
The horrors of mines are told every
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

not include mills, mines and work
shops and so forms less than half of
the havoc which is played with the in
habitants of the United States. The
casualties in the United States, ac-
cording to a recent report of the cen
sus bureau, amounts to over 100000
killed and injured. In figures embrac-
ing the world that represents the
killed alone and only in times of peace
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

day in dispatches from the mining dis
tricts OF the north, west, east and
south Of the United States The num-
Der of men killed in mines in the
United States averages in the neigh
borhood of 10000 for each year and
experts are employed by the govern
ment in hordes for no other purpose
than TO study underground gases and
learn the best way in which the safety
of the lives of Americas workingmen
who are hauling wealth out of the
earth may be insured.
Every time life is lost production
of the article which that man, woman.
or life is engaged In giving to the pub
lie is curtailed. Insurance companies,
which have put accident clauses in
their policies. are perhaps the best
medium, outside of government re
ports. to gain an insight into the num-
ber of deaths which industry fur
nishes each year. The English-per
haps it is their deliberate methods
kill only one-third the number of per
sons each year. in proportion to the
population, which America does. The
railroads of America are declared to
be the incarnation of Old Father Time
himself.
Even e. H. Hartman, the best
known railroad magnate of the coun-
try, has openly declared that upon
going on journeys over his own roads,
he wonders whether 1t is to
be his last journey. And arriv-
ing at the cause of this de-
pletion of the population on
railroads. it is found that the results
are brought about by the absolute de-
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10
proctor's Retort.

The late Senator Hoar OF Massachu-
setts was one of the most benevolent
looking old gentlemen who ever sat In
Congress, but he said pretty sharp
things now and then In debate.
Why" he explained one day, mo
man In Vermont Is allowed to vote un-
less he has beaten Massachusetts peo-
pie out OF $1,000 trading horses"
And We all vote" beloved Sena-
tor Proctor of Vermont.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

and were injured during the year Of
1905, which unfortunately was rath-
er a taller reckoning than those
Of preceding years. OF course
Americas population is about
twice that of France and as conse-
quence. perhaps, are more heed
full In the care of the lives
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

of actual casualties can never be
known, but the government furnishes
us with reports of the killed.
Just recently the Interstate COM
merce commission made public its re-
port for the year 1907. Its report
places the killed and injured upon
railroads alone at 122.s55. This does
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10
SN>>-

perhaps little larger than Des
Moines, Ia, and should massacre
every single human being within its
limits; then we would have a fair
example of the number of souls who
perish in year in the United States
from violent causes.
Civilized nations record that 100000
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

The nearest n
compari S on \
in the way of
war which we
have at hand is
the Russo-J Japan
ese conflict in
which a crimson
total of 336,7S6 of
killed and woun-
ded was rolled
up. The hurry,
hustle and bus
tie of America
gives this coun-
try a standing
all over the
globe as being
in the front
rank In the list
of casualties.
Splendid pre-
C a u t l 0 n 8 are
taken by the
government and
every year these
are increased.
but at the same
time the merci-
less scythe con-
tinues to reap
just as bounti-
full a harvest
in the marts of
industry.
In France, sta
I'll s tics from
Washington say
that 222,124 Ia
borers al on g
lost their lives
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

One difference between a man and a
mule Is that the man does the most
OF his kicking with his mouth.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

ieet ABOVE the earth--are depleted
nearly as rapidly as in other destroy
ing modes of industry. The Struc-
tural Workers union, which has its
headquarters In Chicago, reports that
in 1906 1t had over 1900 members
and at the end of that year this num-
Der was reduced to something like
1,150. Those men as they worked
high about the common habitation OF
mankind little thought that their vo-
cation was far more hazardous than
that of the straight-backed man In
blue uniform with U. s. A. stamped
on his cartridge belt.
But aside from this great carnage.
Brains are being put TO work every
day devssing methods of succor for
the families of the men. women and
children whose lives are snuffed out
for the cause of industry. Perhaps
the greatest of present-day plans
which has been put into effect was
that statute. known as the employers
liability law, which the last congress
gave the people of the United States.
This should make living more safe
occupation for the workingman. The
measure provides that where the toll
er is slain while under the directions
of his employer, the concern, firm,
corporation or institution is held IL
able for his death and that his family
shall be provided for in coin of the
realm. A mans carelessness or ir-
responsible condition at the time Of
the accident, OF course. debars his
widow and fatherless children from
the benefits which they might have
reaped had the case been other
wise.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10
In tie United States Loss Of Life Is
almost Beyond 1lzud,s PozOer Of Con-
cgbhom-Hozv the It1oyAa Fzgv1es Line
Mb zOzH Those Of This Couut1ey

each year meet violent
deaths from causes other
than war. OF this num-
ber the United States lays
claim to 100000. Few of
the states keep track of
the injuries which are suf-
fered by inhabitants. Only
a record of deaths is Sc
cured. Hence the number
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

ter WIFI HIs rISHt HdHu anu lHe Iur-
mer with his left, consequently the
carnage of the battlefield is outstripped
by the number of lives snuffed out by
railroads. mines, mills, workshops.
ETC. The actual ratio is two to one in
favor of peace.
BY that statement is meant that,
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10
DENVER DIRECTORY

BROWN PALACE HOTEL 4AsiselSse!s Airs4SssGf
European Plan. si-5o and Upward.
cT0uc REPAIRS of every known maBo
} NV 7 of stove, furnace range. Geo.
a. fuii-n. f5si iawrcncr. Denver. Fbone 1876
Enu my Dealer In ali kinds of MEIt-
DUN ], lUUk CHANDIsE. Mammoth cnta-
log mailed free. Corner 10th and Hlake-
Denver
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10
WHOLESALE MILLINERY

THE ARMSTRoRG-T TURNER MILLINERY co.
i6i'-23 California St. DENVER. COLO
THE COL 0RAD0 TENT g. AWNING en-. b6"assis s ! e (
Goods House In the West. Ore Sacks
Filter Cloths. Camp and Lawn Furni-
ture, Hammocks, Blankets and Com
forts. 1912 Lawrence ST., Robt. -
cntshnIf. President, Denver.
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10

I'D FATHER TIME in depict
ing the population of this
planet to make room for
\ coming generations is using
two great scythes-war and
J industry. He wields the lat
The Elbert County tribune., 1908-09-10


years having been
figured. the dogs of
war have done only one
half the damage accord
ed to times of peace.
In New York city
alone each year sees
an average of 3,467
persons bundled into
eternity by violence.
1t is declared that a
person a minute is
hustled to the morgue.
undertaker's or hos.
pital. Supposing
hostile nations
should s oop 4
down on a city. IN
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-04-21
TRAVELLING MEN
PLAN BIG MEET
viii Gather From Far and Near
To Hold Annual Con-
vention.
BACKED BY BUSINESS MEN.
Commercial Club Extends Hand of
Fellowship to knights of the Grip
To Push Their Plans

Because they have agreed that there
never was chance to advertise Salt
Lakes attractivcness as "A convention
town to equal that which will be of
fered June is, 10. and 60 the CONNER
cial club has put it's hand TO the plow
in the matter of preparing proper
welcome to the knights of the grip.
The United Commercial Travellers are
Intent upon holding their fifth annual
outing. and arrangements for 1t are
in the hands of the division of the IT,.
c, T. embracing Utah, Idaho and Mon
tanu. With the committee from this
district, the Commercial clubs conf
mittee on conventions is cooperating.
Some of she things that win be
done have been agreed upon. One is to
illuminate Salt Lake from the Brigham
Young monument to Fourth South and
to both depots, with myriad electric
lights. How many banquets, dances,
receptions, and games will be listed de-
Ponds on the total that can be crowded
into the three days of festivities.
MAY LAY CORNERSTONE.
From windows and in many electric
NiSllS tHt NlllDlelilS OF the y. - l. VIII
be shown while the general color
scheme will be in gold, blue and white.
Probably while the convention is in
session the corner stone of the boys
home at Canyon Crest ranch will be-
laid with appropriate ceremony, This
building IS TO be erected by the com
mercial travellers, and general plans for
1t have already been prepared.
The committees are as follows: Com
mercial club: l.. r., Martineau, George
w. Peck, Charles f. Warren, John S.
Critchlow and Leon Sweet L. c. IT,;
George w. Goddard. ID. w. McAllister,
Emil Lehman, George w. Whitaker and
Thomas w. Whitley. II. =. Clark,
chairman of the conventions committee
of the Commercial club, will be the
general chairman of the two commit
tees and Secy. Fisher Harris, will be
the general secretary. All business and
publicity will be done through the
Commercial club. Other committees
will be appointed next week to take
charge of details.