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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1908-07-09
WHITE DEER WAS STONE DEAF.
Remarkable Animal Encountered by
Hunters In the Woods Of Maine.

Speaking of blindness, deafness and
dumbness among cats and dogs, Dr.
II. d. Gill, veterinary surgeon and
horseman, told incidentally Of q re-
markable wild animal, a deer, that
was once encountered by two friends
OF his who we're hunting near Moose
head lake in Maine.
Out with a guide, the hunters came
to a spot from which they could see
within shooting distance four deer
grazing, one Of the four being white,
an albino. The hunters fred and shot
two Of the deer OF natural color, the
third one at the report OF the guns
springing away to safety, while the
white deer remained stock still.
The wind was toward the hunters
and they had not been lard or
scented, and apparently the white deer
had not heard the guns. But in a mo-
nent 1t turned its head and then 1t
bounded away after the other surviv-
ing deer.
1t seemed clear to guide and hunt
ers that the white deer was stone
deaf.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1908-07-09
RAINSBORO.
July 8, 1908

July O, l5Oo'
Miss Jessie Barrett, of Hillsboro,
has been the guest of her sister, Mrs.
j. B. Davis, the past week.
G. W. Badgley and family, of Now
rystown, are visiting Mrs. Rebecca
Roads.
S. NJ. Taggart and wife, of Jeffer-
sonville, visited friends here from
Friday until Sunday.
Scott George is home from Colum.
bus to spend the summer with his
mother.
Dick Beaver spent Sunday with
friends in Columbus.
Warren Harper, wife and little
daughter, of Good Hope, spent the
Fourth with friends here
Mrs. Chas. Clar, and two children,
of Georgetown, are the guests of rel
atives here since Wednesday.
Mrs. Elisha Beaver left Sunday
morning for Columbus to visit her
daughter, Mrs. w. S Freshwater, and
to be near her brother, J. A. W. Spar
CUR, who is in hospital in that city
where he was operated on last week
for appendicitis.
The fourth quarterly meeting of
the NJ. e. Church will be held here
next Saturday and Sunday. The dis
trict superintendent, Rev D. Lee
Aultman will be present and preach
on Sunday morning.
J. S. w Spargur spent the first of
last week at Georgetown and was ac-
companied home by his daughter.
An immense crowd of people gath.
cred here to celebrate the Fourth,
and every one seemed pleased with
the attractions for the day.
Anyone seeing the smile on T. NJ.
Ferguson's face the past few days
would infer that Taft had promised
him a place in the cabinet, but in
quiry reveals the fact that it is caused
by fine present which he received
last week from his former army cap
tain, who now resides in Michigan,
and who Uncle Tom describes as the
incest man in the world.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1908-07-09
Sharpened Feminine Barb.

Difficult subjects require careful
handling, and for this reason a room
clerk at a woman's hotel must have
special qualifications, says New
York letter One Of the many appll-
cants to approach clerk of this class
was a young, prepossessing woman
who, few days ago, walked to the
desk and hesitatingly asked II q room
could be had at moderate price.
Would you like room at a dollar
and half a dayT With a startled
look she replied, II want one at three
dollars a week" I'VE have rooms at
that price, but none vacant You can
see that the office is full OF guests,
and 1t is not probable that we shall
have such room as you desire until
one OF our guests dies-or gets mar.
ried." Sweeping the office with her
eyes, the young woman replied, sweet
ly, "Oh, then, 1t is hopelessi"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1908-07-09
The Waist Came Back,

"The other day hung my prettiest
waist out on the line at the kitchen
window" said the flat-dweller, "after
l washed II. Then / forgot all about
1t, and when l went to look for II two
days later II was gone. rushed
frantically doWn to the janitress, and
we climbed together over the coal into
the area to look for the waist. Ia
mented deeply II was a beautiful
waist. We couldn't find II. The jani
tor came from the next house and
helped us look, but there was nothing
doing. l came sadly In at the window
back over the coal and ascended TO my
sixth-story fiat.
The next day looked in the draw
or Of my chiffonier and found the
waist there, Say anything TO the jan,
itressf Well, reckon not"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1908-07-09
Recipe for Oratory.

Representative Hobson, at the emo
VI a brilliant speech on naval arma
ment, was congratulated on his ora
tory.
What is your recipe for good ora
toryT a reporter asked.
'T am afraid oratory comes natural,
was the reply. There is, though one
recipe for 1t, old Job Walmsby's, but
II is hardly satisfactory.
"'Tha wants to be a public speyker
dos tha, lad?' Job, in his Yorkshire
dialect would say. An tha thenks
AVN the chep to put tina up a
wrinkle aboot it? Tha's right, avn
Now, bark tina! When tha rises to
meek thy speych, hit TABLE, and
oopen thy mawth. II nowt comes. TAX
sup O. water. an hit TABLE again
Then oppen thy mawth wider than
afoor Then, If nowt comes, TAX
thysen off. and leave public speakin'
to such as me-"
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German Public Schools.

According to the last official reports
there are 61,19S public schools in Ger.
many, attended by 9,779, 356 pupils, OF
81 per cent, of all German children OF
school age, leaving only six per cent
OF all other schools, including home
training. Since 1901 the school attend
ance shows an increase of 81 per cent
During the same time male teachers
show an increase OF 1916 per cent and
female teachers an increase Of 30.5 per
cent. The annual average cost er
pupil for public school education has
increased from $11.20 In 1901 to $12.Se
in 1905. The average number of pu
pills to each teacher was 5S in 1906
some having as high as S5 pupils and
others as low as 33.
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FAIRVIEW.
JulY 8, 'Os

July Oi Oos
Arch Landess and wife and daugh-
ter and Mrs. Haller, of Hillsboro, were
callers at Henry Saums' Sunday.
Miss Hattie Troutwine, of Lynch
burg, is spending the week with rela-
tives mere.
B. F. Faris, as Justice of the Peace,
performed the ceremony of marriage
for Homer Bruce and Miss Cora
Armentrout at his home the evening
of the Fourth.
Mrs. L e Handley returned Satur-
day evening from short visit with
friends In Columbus.
Miss Mary overman, of Hillsboro,
spent Monday with friends here.
The first threshing of the season
commenced this morning.
Miss Hattie Schwartz, of Lynch.
burg, who has been visiting here, has
returned home.
Miss Eva Hart, of Greenfield, is at
home for a short vacation.
The Fourth was observed without
much noise here.
Scott Tedrick and wife visited rela-
tives in Hillsboro Sunday.
Robt. McNicol, of Hillsboro, spent
Sunday with friends here.
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FORT HILL.
July 8. 1908

July o. l6Uo'
Miss Nellie Butler spent Saturday
night and Sunday with her cousin,
Miss Blanche Havens.
Mrs. Daniel Butler spent Thursday
with Mrs. Permelia Kissling
@. A. Rhoads and wife were enter
tained at the home of ]. p. Havens
Sunday.
Il. V. Mathews, of Dayton, spent a
couple of days last week with his wife
at Buffers Springs.
Verna Rhoads spent Sunday with
his aunt, Mrs. Minnie Purner, at
Squashtown.
Wesley Caplinger and family, of
Petersburg, we're the guests of his
sister, Mrs. s. S. Dearduff, and family.
J. B. Turner and wife, Burch Wolf
and Miss Lulu Smalley spent the
Fourth at PEBBLES.
Mrs. Jane Stults called on Mrs. Mary
Butler Friday afternoon.
Henry Countryman and family spent
Saturday ana Sunday the guests of
relatives In Hillsboro.
Miss Bess Turner returned to her
home near Squa shtown Sunday after
spending week with her uncle, s. s..
Dearduff, and family.
Mrs. H. v. Mathews was called to
Greenfield Friday by the serious acci.
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NEW MARKET.
July 8, 'Os

July Oi 10,
Flora Eyler has returned to Hamil.
ton after spending several days with
relatives and friends here.
Mrs. Sarah Nave visited her dauph-
ter, Mrs. Carrier, the past week.
May and Nettie Lemon, of Hills
boro, are spending their vacation at
home.
Q. w. Garen and wife entertained
Mrs. Will Galley and Bell Pence, of
tSugartree Ridge, Thursday.
Gale McConnaughey, of Middle
town, is visiting friends here.
Mrs. j. d. Van Winkle has returned
from visit with relatives in Chicago.
The Baptist Sunday School will give
an Ice cream supper at this place on
the night of July IL at church yard.
Everybody invited.
Born to Roy j. NcConnaughey and
wife, daughter, June 30.
Miss Harriet Eyler, who has been
employed as teacher at Berea College,
Berea, KY, came home Tuesday to
spend her vacation.
@. A. Wilkin, of Hillsboro, was
caller here Sunday afternoon.
A. F. Prime and family spent Sunday
the guests of George Brognard and
family.
The Misses Bumgardner and Myres,
of Leesburg, are visiting at the home
of Chas. Garen.
May Eakins called on Sylphia Pence
of Hillsboro Sunday.
John Gibler is recovering slowly.
Misses Flora Eyler, of Hamilton,
and Grace Purdy visited relatives at
Marshall recently.
W. E. Nostsger, of Prairie Valley,
was caller here Monday.
Ova Stanforth and friend, of New
Vienna, spent Saturday and Sunday
at horne.
Dan Hunter and wife, OF Chicago,
were circulating among old friends
here last week. :
Flossie and Mary Dehass, of Harris
burg, attended Sunday School and
church here Sunday morning.
Slome Lemon visited friends at
Sugartree Ridge last week.
Quite a number from this place
attended the ball game and festival
at Winkle Saturday night.
Nelson Barrere sr. and wife were
guests of e. L. Hollingsworth' and
family, of Hillsboro, Friday.
Gertrude Smith and son, Frances,
are spending several days with her
sister, Mrs. Newt Miller, of Danville.
John Eyler and sister, Ha rriet, and
Mr.. and Mrs. Larrick attended the
funeral of their aunt, Mrs. Carey
Eyler, at Flncastle, Monday.
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Ouuht 10 Be a Winner.

Say" remarked the man with the
absent hair, I've got an idea for pub
lication that would prove bonanza
for some enterprising journalist"
well, come on with the explana-
tion," said the other party to the dia-
logue.
TITS a daily paper without adver-
tisements," said the bald gentleman.
why do you think such a paper
would be a success?" queried the
other.
Because of the enormous circula.
tion It would attain" replied the party
OF the prelude. why, every man with
a bargain-hunting wife would sub
scribe for it."
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A Poor Answer.

Otto E. Schaar, president Of the
Walters club OF New York, in a re
cent argument on tipping. said to his
opponent, sharply:
"Your reply Is altogether beside the
point and irrelevant. 1t reminds me
OF a woman's reply in German court
The woman was accused of poisoning
her husband. The prosecuting attor
ney said to her:
You have heard the evidence. The
body contained enough arsenic 10 XII
ten persons. What have you to say?'
My husband. the women an
swersd, was hg eater"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1908-07-09
Metallic MIrrors

The production of metallic mirrors
for searchlights and other such uses
Is now in demand in Europe. Those
made of glass, now used, are objec-
tionable owing to their liability to
fracture when the guns are fred on
ships, and to the silvering on the mir.
rors blistering and separating from
the glass. A new metallic mirror,
made partly by electro.deposition is
being introduced. The mirror has a
surface composed Of alternate bands
or rings of gold and white rejecting
surfaces. II is claimed that this mir.
ror gives more penetrating beam of
light, both at night and I'm foggy
weather; that objects on which such
a beam of light is thrown stand out
In greater relief than In light
thrown from a silver white metal mir
ror, and that the intensity Of the light
is so great that It is impossible to aim
accurately at the protector. Another
advantage claimed for the new mir.
rors is that they are not fractured by
concussion, and that even when pen.
Grated by bullets the area Of distor.
tion is very small.
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The Land Of Fire and los.

An example Of the strangeness Of
Iceland is furnished by the volcano
Malta. This is buried under immense
snow fields. but from time to time its
fires burst through the glittering
blanket, and then such floods are pour
ed from the melting ice that a great
stretch of country between the volcano
and the sea is inundated and huge
masses OF ice are carried out into the
ocean. II is unsafe even to cross the
territory lying between Malta and the
sea, 30 suddenly come the foods.-Chi-
cago Record-Herald.
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BELL.
July @, 1908

July o. l6Oo,
Threshing seems to be the order of
the day, and farmers are complain
ing about both quantity as well as
quality.
The Belfast Circuit have set July
20 for day of picnicing at the Ser
pent Mound. No special program is
being made up. It's only for an out
ing and good social time together.
Ed. Garrett, of st. Louis, came
home the past week for few weeks
vacation.
Roy Milburn and sister, Miss Vera,
have returned home after spending
a few days In Cincinnati.
Mrs. Enos Tannahill spent a few
days the past week with her brother,
L. J. McMeekin, of Hillsboro.
Charles McMeekin, of Hillsboro.-
spent Sunday with old friends here.
T.. ]. McMeekin moved the rest of
his goods to Hillsboro from here and
he will shortly move to Indiana where
he will go into the mercantile busi-
ness.
Ed. Boatman and Joseph Renoe
have purchased new threshlnR ma
chine.
Homer Garrett and wife and Mr..
and Mrs. Worthington, of Washing
ton, spent Sunday with M. A. Gar
rett.
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One Of Worlds Wonders,

Mount Etna, now attracting the ap
prehensive gaze of the world after 16
years retirement from active bust
ness, has furnished more material for
travellers tales than any other noun
tain on earth. Astonished Englishmen
of a century ago, who fell into the
fashionable habit Of climbing it's high,
est peak-and some did so, to the
amazement of the Sicilians, even in
the dead of winter-have left on rec.
ord in the exuberant language of their
day the emotions that thrilled the-r
soul. "The man who treads Mount
Etna," wrote one of these, rs a man
above the world. Every river on the
island can be traced from Its mouth
TO it's source"
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Not at All Like Him.

To the studio Of an artist who had
just finished Il portrait Of a distin-
guished resident Of a neighborlng city
a friend Of the sitter came to look at
the newly painted canvas The visitor
was nearsighted and not particularly
well acquainted with studios. He
wanted to see how good a likeness had
been made Of his friend. He kept
walking nearer and nearer to the paint.
ing and finally put out his finger ms II
to touch II The artist was getting
nervous at the approach Of the finger
TO the paint and he asked the visitor
not to touch the portrait. as II was not
dry. The nearsighted man put down
his hand and walked TO the door turn
Ing only to say. "If II isn't dry it isn't
my friend" And he walked out.-New
York Sun.
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The Rural Guest.

80 this is a frst-class hotel?'
drawlOd Uncle Hiram Hardapple as he
carefully fiung his weather.stained hat
on. the corner of radiator.
''Yes. SIR" replied the polite waiter
with low bow.
Got any eut-loaf sugarT
There II q bowl full At your elbow
SIR"
Got lead pencill"
Here is one, sir. DO you wish tc
mark on on the menu cards2"
"oh, no, sonny. Just want tC
mark points on these blocks OF sugar
30 we can have a sociable game Of
dominos when Mandy comes in.
calculate It will be some time before
dinner IL served"
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Making Electrical Ennlnssrs.

In the great shops of well-known
electrical company are some 800
young men, clad in workmen's gar
ments. assembling small apparatus
and testing dynamos, transformers
railway motors and lighting appliances
of every description.
These men have come from uni
versities, colleges and technical
schools, not only in this country, but
in all quarters of the civilized world
And they are supplementing the the
ories upon which they have spent
years OF study with the admirable
practice TO be obtained in the finely
equipped shops and the variety OF an
paratus manufactured. - Scientific
American.
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dent of her cousin, Miss Gibson.
Mrs II. Il. Mechlin and babe and
Mrs. Will Mechlin, of Winchester,
visited Mrs. Daniel Butler and family
Wednesday.
Miss Helen Hempsted, of Cliff Range
is the guest of her aunt, Mrs. Mamie
O'Donnell.
Mrs. Allie East and family we're the
guests of the formers aunt, Mrs. Per
melia A. Kissling, Sunday.
Mrs. Matte Rhoads visited hei
brother, Joe West, near Sinking
Spring, Sunday.
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Jaws In New York.

II is said that the New York Jew
ish community is now the largest in
history or tradition. It represents ten
per cent. Of the entire Jewish popu,
lation Of the world. 1t is larger
than the aggregate Jewish population
OF the eastern largest centers, Vienna,
Budapest, Berlin, wilma, Amsterdam
Lemberg and London. It is ten times
larger than the entire Jewish popula.
ton of France; 1t is 20 times larger
than the entire Jewish population OF
Italy; 1t is rs times larger than the
population of Jerusalem, and 10 times
larger than the entire Jewish popula
ton of Syria and Palestine.
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Their Crimes,

Two boys of strict Free church par
entage and upbringing in a Scottish
town were comparing iniquities. One
boasted that he had furtlvely been at
circus show "Ah. but have done
worse than that" said the other. "for
I've been once In the pit at the theater
and twice in the Established kirk
Blackwood's Magazine.
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Feet.

The French foot is narrow and
long. The Spanish foot Is small and
elegantly curved. That OF the Arab
is proverbial for It's high arch. The
foot Of the Scotch is high and thick
that of the Irish nat and square; the
English, short and fieshy. When Ath-
ems was in her zenith, the Grecian
foot was the most perfectly formed
and exactly proportioned OF any of
the human race. Swedes, Norwegians
and Germans have the largest feet.
Americans the smallest.
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HIGHLAND.
July s, 1908.

July 8, 1908.
MRS. Frank Douglas and daughter,
of West Milton, we're visiting her
mother, Mrs. Rachel Thornburg, and
family, the past week.
Mrs. s. ]. Robbins was visiting Mrs
Name Judkins, in Cincinnati, last
week.
The funeral of G. W. Cox was held
last Wednesday afternoon at the M,
E. Church, Rev. e. L. Knox conduct
ing the services, after which he was
buried in the Highland cemetery.
Mrs. Emma Jackson was called to
Dayton last Wednesday on visit
with friends.
VIM. Kerns has rented and moved
into Mrs. McPherson's property on
East Main street.
Harry Duff and fam ly we're visit.
ing !. w. Redkey and family, in North
Fairmount, Cincinnati, last week.
Mrs. James McQuay and mother,
Mrs. Hunter, we're visiting friends in
Greenfield last Thursday.
Mrs. Armintha Hunter was visiting
her mother in Chillicethe the past
week.
Walter Hoskin's family we're visit.
ing friends near Careytown last
Thursday
Quite a number of the members of
the W f VI. society attended meet
ing of the society at Samantha last
Thursday.
This neighborhood was visited by
refreshing showers last week, the
first in about four weeks, and was
badly needed.
Herald Ladd, who has been in Hills
boro the past month, paid his parents
two days visit last week.
The wheat crop is now in shock and
in few days the hum of the thresh-
ing machine will be heard.
Glenn Woodmansee, after three
weeks stay at Niagara, returned
home last week.
Mrs. II Ronshism and daughter
Mayme, of Cincinnati, are visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Nose Cohn, and
family.
Mrs. G. D. Sanders and son, Mrs.
Jessie Miller and daughter, of Cincin-
natl, are spending few weeks with
Mrs. Sadie Mcclure, at the CONNER
cial Hotel.
W. E. Smith and family, of Mil
ledgeville, were the guests of G. r.
Pensyl and wife over the Fourth.
G. D. Sanders, of Cincinnati, spent
the Fourth with friends here.
Mrs. Geo. Orebaugh was visiting
friends in Cuba last Friday.
Walter Hoskins and wife spent the
Fourth the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Paine, in Sabina.
James Grice and family were visit
ing relatives in Wilmington Sunday.
Miss Irma Oxley, of Greenfield, was
visiting Miss Edith Grice the past
week,
The Fourth was very quiet day
here, several of our citizens visited
Vienna and Leesburg to see the games
of base ball.
W. B. Thornbury and wife spent
Sunday with William Grice and fami-
ly in Clinton county.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bruce Walker, of Ian
caster, we're the guests of Mrs. Lon
Elwood Saturday and Sunday.
George Bonar and orley Woodman-
see were visiting friends in Cincinna-
ii Saturday, Sunday and Monday.
Joseph Cohn left Sunday for the
Point, near Bainbridge, where he will
spend a few days camping with the
Owl Club.
Died-Monday, June 8, 1908, Mrs.
Alice Washburn. She was born in
Clermont county and was married to
Rev. L. A. Washburn in 1900, who Is
left to mourn the loss of devoted |
and loving wife.
Mrs. Florence Ridgeway, of Berea'
KY, is visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM. Holmes.
rODT TIT
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A Pert Ans,uer

Mistress (astOunded)-Yo can't read
Norah2 Good gracious! How did you
ever learn TO cook so well? New Cook
Shore, mum, OF lay 1t t not beln' able
TO rade tn cook okbooks.-Town and Coun-
try.
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Two Vlews.

They were already discussing their
summer vacations.
But don't you think" said the
athlete, that everybody ought to
learn 10 swimT
"of course not" said the dyspeptic,
What would you think of a flsh that
insisted upon learning to walk on dry
landH
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The gold reserve of the banks of
Germany, England and France now
amounts to sl,ll0, ,9S6, 900, an Increase
since February 20 last of s262 1858, 900
The question agitating 6nanciers is,
whence has all this gold come.
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ouIte So.

Julius Caesar. young gentlemen,
reformed the calendar. What may Wa
surmiss from thisi"
THAT he was a sood politician and
stuck 70 harmless issues" answered
the class ~ one mAn.--ExeAankA
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"She seems Ike a very nice girl. {"

Hc "~~1IS KAN q FSI HESC RtII'
"one whom 1t would be safe to
marry ?"
"oh, no. No girl is safe enough for
that. But she's nice enough to think
about marry, If you only know when
to stop. ."-Life.
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Anxious for Microbes.

The Man I'd give anything n you
would kiss me.
The Maid-But the scientists say
that kisses breed disease.
The Man-oh, never mind that. Go
ahead, and make me an invalid for
life.
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His Weiaht.

what do you think young Ohumpley
weighsT
"About 200 pounds on the scales ana
about ten ounces In the community
Cleveland Plain Dealer.