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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11
Seraniider SdJiikcm-gnno.

Der teraniide S6iitenbuno feiert
am 19. uno 20. Septelnber in 9 u +
b ero e, unter Der 9legioe oes Dor.
fi9en Sbiisen=gereins iein %. 9reis
ihieBen.
Die 8eamten oieies gereins lino
Mlf Sopperlpein Erdiioent; 6.
Weioner, Sefretar unb Otto goqes,
S6abneiiter.
Greis-aomite:: s. g8. Sod, sSreo.
8oges nno @us. @eioxer.
8irtIdafts-&onlite: Gus. 9oaes,
Gbas. 8oges 1inb Otto Gifmann.
Die Sdiebitllnoen iino: Sanitoo
BON 8ltbr norgens bis 6 l1br
abenos uno Sonntag bon s llbr
rnorgens bis 5 ltbr obenos.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11
Sprbsrettnmg CUR ssair.

2akt jett cinntaI bie Waffen ruin
SIM &antpf mm fir itmb ipiber,
@s ipllen fiir Elm frieblidj gnn
Sent t1nen rmf're 2teber.
9inr iuenis Nofem nod perseD,n.,
9ann 5ffnen iifJ bie Sure,
Damn iuerben iini're Satr mir feb'n
Sn alerid]bniten 5lpre.
9as ams bes Serasbpbens 2raft
Ses Jarmers Sleik errmngen,
Sas tpirb mns bier berbeiseidafit
llitn 5etgt, iuie es gelnngen.
Gon pielen Counties, fern mnb nab,
Ste Sfamen iinb sm ifamen,
StnD bic Grsengntfie jett ba,
Sas mir mns bran erbanen.
Slnd BON ser geras =Smbmftrie,
Die itettg nDriuarts fhreitet,
Seb'n anf ber Satr mir, bal, mas lie
Spr nniertt 9lng' aitsbreitet.
4mdJ fiir bie &unit bereitet man,
lstn freMnSltf, tra,ttes Gilan6,
Senn es audi ntdJt niel bieten fann,
Gsie Npm, Harts mnb Mailanb.
aadl @erifu, bas gfadbarlanb,
2Sirb nllerlei nms ietben,
Has es nit fmnitgeiibter Sanb
gerntag ber @elt sm ipenben.
llnb braneen anf bem iueiten Tlan,
ST allerlei sn ieben,
Sd iueie, baf Seber, @eib tpie Meanit,
2Stro anf ben WiibuaD ge1en.
lln6 iuenn, bonn edamen miibe, iuir
4nf cine 8anf biniinfen,
50 fDnnen 5nr Gr1plnng bier
gSir ein 6,las 2une g ta + trinfen.
Sas Spne gier, bas lit be
Saft,
Der sibt ben Wtnt uns iuieber,
Drum fins'n mir aud, NIT ppller oraft
Sem 2pne Star uni're 2ieber.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11
Gin gutter 0r,tnb.
San 9lntontoer 8iirser f0nueu Sud
iagen, tparnnl es 10 1T.

9oan's 9eieren=Biaen frrieren oif
l1rladJe Ser &ronfbeit ltab oesbalf
lit es, boB 6ie &i1ren itets anbalten
9ieies Seilnlittel ftarft ltftabeIebt oie
gelerelt es bilft ibnen Die fliiiiigen
@ifte aus Dem aorper gu treibell,
Die &opftpeb, &iidenl6n1er5 nno oie
i6redli6en NierenIeioen uno Urine.
rlngsbelblperoel1 pernria6en. Sc
mobner bon San 9lntonio gebet,
3eugnis ab fir pernonente <ren.
Wers. 0earie 9foBn1onn, 615 Mon.
tana StroBe, San slrtonio, Iagt:
SD gebrau6te 0ool's geieren Bil-
len por etlpa orei sSSabren uno oa=
mails erfanttte i6 ibren eroBen @ert.
Sic totem mir auBeroroetltlif biel
@ntes uno ieitoern babe i6 nltr lpe-
mig ooer feine S6tpieriefeiten NIT
meinen Nieren eebobt. Cine meiner
5reunoinnen beflogte ii6 iiber geie=
re1leioen unb ib riet ibr, 0oan's
yeieren Ftllen 81 nerlu6en. Sic
fonfte cine Sdadtel in Der 9erar
Drug So. uno nodoenl iie iie eenom-
men, mar iie prompt gebeilt. Sd
babe bolles 8ertrauen alt oieient
pra6tisen Seilmittel nno sogere
nibt ibn meine glnerfennung 5n sol=
len ltno es ipeiter 5u enpfeblen."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11
Seras a 8.
sssll SopIor 1ino oas ,

Sn Saplor iii1o oos g9ioltno=
bouie" uno Die Mai6inen-@erfitot=
ten Der S. & 8. g. gabn obse=
branl1t.
gus Ganas fonlnlt oie erfreu.
Ii6e gea6ribt, oie republifaniihell
5iibrer batten Die Barole altsgegebell,
ieoen 2egislaturfanbibaten, ioiuobl
fir ben Senat als au6 fir bas 9tb-
georonetenbaus, Der ni6t gegen sic
8orlegung zines Grobibitions-9 -9lnen-
oements lei, auf's gnti6ieoenite gu
befanlpfen.
Wai6ael s. @l1rlep, Ser Br0ii,
ben Der limited States Contribution
Company in Sort @ortb, bat lid)
bereit erflart, ote republifanii1e geo-
mination gum @iienbabrfonttuiildr
a15unebmen.
@abrenb iiebell StrGlinge oes
3u6tbauies in gtrsf ultter Siibruna
eines slufiebers nod Dem Mrbeitsy
plab gebraht muroen, mo iie Sol5
ib1ogen ioaten, beriebte elmer BON
ibnen Dem Iufieber NIT Dem ltunlpfe.l
Gnoe Der slrt einen Sdlag auf ben
&opf Der i'm iofort beipuBtIos 3u-
iantmenbreben lieB, morauf Drei Der
@efangenen entfloben. 9ie anoern
bier blieben rubig BET Dem betpuBtlo-
len Mnfieber uno trugen i'm 1ia9
Dem @efangnis 5uriid.
= Ser @efangenen=gSdrter nec-
Cain in Sort @ortb rpuroe bon Ell
nent @abniinnigen Der i'm oortigelt
Gountpgefdngnis iaB, iiberfaIlen uno
nabe5u ertpiirgt. gfur nit Weiibe ge-
lang es, i'm BEN Sanoen bes &ran-
ten gu entreiBen.
Die 9ruitees ser S6ule III
8isfbille lino oie eriten Die fi6 of
fen geeen Die Staatsi6ulbiiherege
boroe enpOrt baben. Sic baben eine
Grfl6rltng erlalIen, bab in ibrer
Shnle Die alten Bidder meiter ge-
braltbt baben iollen.
Ser i6ipere gaegen ser ipab-
reno Der lestetl Gage IN 1nan6en @e-
genoen gefaaen, bat Die gottonernte
gefhdoigt.
9urd einen glisi6log puroe
5rau Warlbaa Morelono in Saaetts-
bile perlest.
Ser Staotribter Com Sea in
81 Baio tpuroe neuli1 BON eirem Eo-
li5ilten angebalten tno ern1abnt, niht
10 ihnea gu fabren. gr fltbr oircft
nod ieiner Office, belegte lid ielbII
nit elmer Strafe BON orei Doaars
uno be5ablte iie audi iofort an Sen
Staotclerf.
9as 0ireftoriun1 Der o2iquos
Dealers Miiociation bat III ieiner TO-
eben in Souiton abeeboltenen Ser
iannlung ben 9tiidtritt Senrp *
Wfoore's bon Dem 9lmlt oes General
glnlualts Der 8ereinigung aenebnigt
Gin 9abfolger lit fin Weoore nod,
nibt ernannt tporoen.
&arrp Old, elm iuneer Waun
aug Columbus, muroe in China BEL
Beaumont bon eiilem 8abn5ug I5er.
fabren uno 70 i1tper perlebt, oaf
er balo oarauf itarb. 8eioe geine
tparen ibm 5ermalmt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11
GiienbaDll= JaDrplau.
g. 81. G 81. e. gafn.

s9abb grodeH" ">3ug nad6 Soltifon
@albeiton, Bea1in1ont ltttb Orange. Mb.
fabrt 8 l1br abenbs, Nnfltnft 7.50 NOR
gems.
Nad &errbiIIe, gbfa6rt 4.30 nahm
Ibfabrt BON &errbiI(e $50 11br bornit.
taes. gfnr Sonntags nab &errbiIIe: $50
lbr torn1ittags.
gfa9 gnero. goaflltr, @oultprt, @albe.
ton, @iooiugs, Hod0aIe, Cameron unf
8aeo, Mbfabrt 8.45 borrnittags.
gfab geebilIe. Corpus gbrifti, MIice
Watbis, Iranias BaB, Nodport. Mbfabrl
1.40 na6nittngs.
9aa@ SaIflirias, glbfabrt 11br a6enos
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11
Sansbaltcrim seludlt.

Cine Sausbdlterin IN ntittIeren
Sabren auf cine Der f6onit eirlge-
ri6teten Sarmen in Gomal 60. bel
einem alleinitebenoen Worne. Mon
aoreiiiere @. g. Go Sreie greile fir
Seros~.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11
S. & 6. M. gabn.

IS. G ". gt. Satt.
Mbfabrt.
gfa6 alien 9iorDz zSerasz zEntlften
4 1lbr l1rl6 7.45 porntittaas
Na6 ct. 2onis, Mempbis rutb Dem Often
1.25 11br nabn1. ,nb 7.3O abenbs
gtad Ierifo. 1920 lIbr porm
Mnfunft.
Son ct. Dliis ll,l6 Dem Often, 9.15 moro
gon 2areoo l1nb Merifo LOS na6m
Won ct. 2onis, &anfas gitb 1920 abbs.
ct. 2piiis & Sam Srancisep Balm.
Nbfabrt
gfa9 Sort 5n1ith, SpringfieIb, ct. 2omis
&ailias gitb. gbicaso IS. &@. 81. 9ez
pot) .7.30 abenos
Gnfunft.
gon ct. 2ouis, &anias gitb, garis
@b1ca9o 1920 n1prgens
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11
Wad BrOiunsbilt
90. 6. C s. Balm.

Abfabrr
gea9 8aco, Sort @ortb, 9allas, SAM
lag @itb, ct. 2ollis lno gbicago, tdas
li6 (Suniet 9epot) .7.30 abenSs
Sotal5ug bia Smitbpille g bormittaas
alano Spe5ial nad Smitbbille, Souiton,
@aloeltoH :. =. .10.15 abettbs
Gnfunft
Ton Chicago, ct. 2ouis, 9anIas 9th,
Sallas, Sort 8ort6 uno 8aco, tdgli9
(Suniet 8epot). .7.3O mora
2ofaI5ug bia 9niitbbille .9.15 abenbs
alamo Spe5ial BON SmitbbiIle. Souiton,
@alnefon 6. 80 moraens
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11
Soatberm 9saeifie gabn.

Nbfabrt.
3a9 gaetp SrIeans. Souiton ltnb @albe>
1ton, td9lib .11.45 ntittngs
lt1lo; !. .11.30 nben6s
Nab @agle Bab, 81 Rafo, galifornierl
nrlo Megifo. 900 BORN.
Infunft.
Won Netp Orleans. Soliiton 1nb @albez
lton, td9ltd9 /. :. .735 morsens
., 1ltlo 900 na6nittags
Son 81 9aio, galifornien llro @egifo.
-. -. 8 abenbs
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11
gietOria 9ibiiiun, g. $. & g. q.
(8nlf Ghure.)

VI b brt.
0ad) eIero. @istoria, Sort 9abaca, Cot
pug ghriiti, Brownsville, 0fio @ranoe
ettp, @oliao, 8eebille, 8bartott. Eaz
lacios lttlo 9oltiton $50 morg
gad Brownsville.
:. Ser 3ug Der Sltniet gictoria 9ibis
lion, Ibfabrt $50 abenbs, ma6t in 9Iaz
eeoo Werbinolng nit Der Gulf Goait
Zine fir Corpus gbrifti lno s5rotpnspiIle.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-11

Gum gerfauf bei ollen SdnoIern.
Breis so Gents. Solter=Milburn
SO, Buffalo, Seem gorf, oaeirtige
agenten fiir Ole Ser. Stooten.
Grinnert @ud oes gealnens =
0oan lrao nebnt feline aroeren.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
LOSING a Tenant.

A landlord in the Highlands Of Scot
land had a "crofter" tenant, who paid
him ten shillings a year as rent for
the little farm. At the end OF the
second year the tenant came to the
landlord and said that he was not
able to pay more than five shillings a
year, as crops had been poor. The
landlord agreed to this.
At the end of the third year the
tenant appeared before the landlord
again and complained that things
were going so poorly with him that
he was not able to pay any rent. The
landlord agreed to let him remain
rent free. At the end Of the fourth
wear the tenant once more appeared
before the landlord, and said:
Colonel, if you don't build me
barn III have to move"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24

Ri Rev. Chauncey B. Brewster,
D. D., bishop of Connecticut, told an
interesting story not long ago of
colored clergyman, who was far from
bpinp a brilliant preacher, and had
the habit, when exhorting his breth-
rem of shouting in very loud tone
If voice, The bishop thought ne
reprove him, so suggested kindly that
nerbans his sermons would have as
Good an effect if delivered more SOFT
" Rut the colored minister replled:
"Well, you see, it's this way bishop,
has to make up in thunder what l
lacks in ltghtning."-Harper's weekly
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
CURE AT CITY MISSION.
Awful Case of Scabies-Body a Mass
of Sores from Scratching-Her
fortunes Yield to Cuticura.

"a young woman came to our city
mission in most awful Condit!onphysl-
cally. Our doctor examined her and
told US that she had scabies (the itch),
incipient paresis, rheumatism. etc,
brought on from exposure. Her poor
body was a mass of sores from scratch
ing and she was not able to retain solld
food. Weworked hard over her for seven
weeks but we could see little improve
ment. One day bought a cake OF
Cuticura Soap and a bottle of Cutl-
cura Resolvent, and we bathed our
patient we'll and gave her a full dose
of the Resolvent. She slept better that
night and the next day | got box OF
Cuticura Ointment. In five weeks TINS
young woman was able to look for a
position, and she is now strong and we'll
Laura Jane Bates, S. Fifth Ave, New
York, N. Y, Mar. II. 1907"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24

which Standardization" Of spirits l.
purposed to be accomplished. tie mas
discovered the cleverest imaglnaOle
schemes for smuggling clothes htC
cabinets. and has found that the sell
playing guitar, which strikes the aver
age audience as wonderful, often sim
ply contains a music box to do the
work.
A ghost whom this superintendent
once detected proved to be a youhs
man entirely covered by black tlghIs
except his right arm, which was pare
half way between the elbow aho
shoulder and was powdered with pull
verified luminous paint. Win MS
face masked in black, this phantom
luminous arm seemed to float IN space
while It wrote spirit messages, thrust
them into the pockets of sltterS'
PLAYED a guitar and performed otiie'
miracles which appeared real 10 inc
credulous.
The sIeuth has frequently been d
witness OF the phenomena OF Srduu" j..
Undertaking" and "dematerlallZlhs
on the floor in front of a Gordon Oh Si'-
tiers. To the audience it looks aOSo,
lutely astonishing to see a small o"''
of light, projected before them' CRU"
gradually into cloud and increase III
size until a phosphorescent spirit llAe
a woman wavers before their very
faces and eyes.
But trick underlies the whole per
formances. The human conleuel"'e
who accomplishes the illusion reino's g,
all her clothing, draws on a long pia0"
chemise which reaches her shoe tops
puts on a pair of white stockings anu
white slippers. Her head Is co'ele0
with a black mask. She puts a lunlln
GUS robe into a black bag ana .hen
slips down a ladder into a carei0i''
prepared cabinet.
BY crawling under the curtains u
the cabinet she exposes on the HUI
a little portion of the robe doubled u
to form a luminous ball. Out OF 'n'
bag the glowing robe is shaken sraau
aHv. producing the effect of swelilhs
cloud. The woman then gets on ne
knees, pulls the robe up over her lac ,a'
and throws off the black mask. Ih'
figure rises gradually until II appeal
the full size of a woman. The robe Il
next adjusted and, by slight NOISE
signal is given to have little hgh
turned on.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
COFFEE EYES.
II Acts Slowly But Frequently FRO
duces Blindness.

The curious effect of slow daily pol
soning and the gradual building IN Oh
disease as a result, is shown IN num-
hers of cases where the eyes are d.
fected by coffee.
A case in point will illustrate:
lady in Oswego, Mont, expert
enced a slow but sure disease setting
,,non her ewes in the form of lncreas-
iro weakness and shooting pains
with wavy, dancing lines of light 50
vivid that nothing else could be seen
for minutes at a time.
She says:
"T,his gradual failure of sight
alarmed me and naturally began d
worry earnest quest for the cause
About this time | was told that COZ,
foo noisoning sometimes took that
form and while l didn't believe that
coffea was the cause Of my trouble,
concluded to quit it and see.
81 took up Postum Food Gomez IN
spite of the jokes of Husband whose
oxrerience with one cup at nelsh,
hor's was unsatisfactory. We'll, l
made Postum strictly according TO dl
uctions, boiling it little longer, De
cause of our high altitude. The result
was charming. l have now used Pos
tum in place of coffee for about
months and my eyes are well, never
naining me or showing any weakness
! know to a certainty that the cause
% tho trouble was coffee and the cure
was in quitting it and building up the
nervous system on Postum, for ina
was absolutely the only change maze
IN diet and l took no medicine,
"My nursing baby has been Kept II
nerfectly healthy state since l have
used Postum.
MIR. -, a friend, discarded col
fee and took on Postum to see II III
could be rid of his dyspepsia and Ire
ouent headaches. The change Pre-
duced a most remarkable improve
ment quickly" :,
There's a Reason" Name given D.
Postum Co.. Battle Creek. Mich.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
THE LIVING ROOM.
Il Should at All Times Be "llVable'
Room.

What to do with the living room Is
a problem that cOnfrOntS every mousse
keeper. The living room should De
in fact as we'll as IL name living
rOOm-a livable room It is the room
in which the most Of our time al
home is spent. the hours we nave lOr
leisure, the time We have for play,
the Mace where we entertain our
friends and it is absolutely eaSenual
that the walls and furnishings OF the
living room should be harmonious IN
color, suitable in texture, and durable
in material.
The rich, soft, solid colored walls
are the ideal walls for the living
rooms. They make a better back
ground for pictures, throw the furnl'
ture out in better relief, are less dis
cordant with rugs and Carpeting, ana
indicate a higher degree of taste ana
culture than do the colored mon
strosties which we paste on when we
apply wall paper.
Who ever saw roses climbing up
plastered wall growing out OF haro-
wood floor? Yet, that is what we
! suggest to the imagination when we
haste paper covered with roses on
our walls. They are neither artistic
nor true, Roses are all very beauu-
full, but they were never made 10
climb IN interior walls and they DO
not grow from hardwood flooring
The set figures of wall paper are also
tiresome and equally disagreeable and
repelant.
The alabastined wall is the only
correct form of a tinted or solid col
ored wall. Fortunately it is the only
clean way, and more fortunately It is
the only permanent way; the only
way that does not involve the end
less labor in the future.
In lighting the walls some thought
must be given the color. Light colors
reflect $50 of the light thrown upon
them. Dark colors reflect but 1910
Lighting bills can be saved by choos
ing a color which will reflect the
largest degree of light. In nortf
rooms use warm colors or color:
which reflect light. In south ant
west rooms sometimes the light car
be modified by the use OF darker
= colors. Dark green's absorb the light
: light yelows reflect it; browns moo
, ify it, and so on, through the seal
, of colors. The color scheme or
room not only is dependent upon tn
color of the carpetings but it is als'
. dependent upon the light Of the room
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
AMONG
GHOSTLY BEINGS
i. ANGULAR AND ORIGINAL
,.ruPATION OF A MILWAU.
vEE PRIVATE SlEUTH.
drTICATES SHADE WORLD
N, Purpose of Science He Watch
q and Uncovers the Deceptions
of Mediums and Fake
SpirituaIists.

mvaukee. Being a detective
.,ng ghosts is perhaps the most
Rdual occupation pursued by any
INK American. A good many per
4, earn their bread and butter by
Living the sleuth among mOrtals, but
4 far as is known one young man in
GVaukee is the only exponent Of
assrlock Holmes in the shade world
This detective is the general super.
.tondent of the Citizens Detective
,pncy of Milwaukee. He was retained
h a psychicaI research society to
ere as an investigator Of spiritualis
i, and mediUmistic matters. Just as
he agency's general men are EN-,
|,oyed to unearth and search out cases
4 ordinary dishonesty, so this super
ntepdent was retained to run to earth
me receptions practiced by prOfes
donal spiritualists who use manual
ieyterity and mechanical devices to
aise tables, materialize figures and
10 the other miracles which anyone
can witness at innumerable seanCes.
On the occasion of recent study
near Chicago Of the alleged interpreta.
tOus of a celebrated medium whose
MYSTERIOUS case has been under the
observation of men like Prof. William
lanes and Sir Oliver Lodge for many
years past, this superintendent was
found to be thoroughly enthusiastic.
He said:
1T is because l believe that such
phenomena do occasionally occur that
am anxious to expose the frauds.
Only by so doing can we hope to reach
the genuine phenomena. The proper
ton Of fraudulent to authentic | have
tried to indicate in my reports, the
larger part Of which is given up to the
former class"
This detective has exposed almost
numberless devices of mediums by
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
MERIT IN cHIcoRy
v. .. Government Interested In +he
Use of the Root

1t long ago was discovareS 49,.
dition of a small pronOrtion 90 t'at ttle ad-
coffee gave the cophin rloI Oi c.hlcory to
taste and flavor as ara fnl, rlGi' tne same
expensive Arabian mixturas sa III rlle most
several dollars ner nnnnd ,r HpGL'tS up 70
been recOpnizoa Pc pouilu. ms tact has
rope, but only racon,i,!S ears III Eu-
been Recognized ~, 0lolS nas lhls TACT
Now the govarnme a1it'e !. al. consumers;
has conducted snaroh 10 interested ana
the merits and msaS 80 S't nhis INQUIRY INTO
in Bulletin 10, Z, s Danar rtTOtyI [tecently
with the eycen nc government says:
It was found mr. ~" VI ni1!y one case
chicory added 70 gooS o oilidi quahtlty or
flavor and redncsI 49, Once improved the
effect of the COR T. me peculiar nervous
single excention rs ~ - supposed IN the
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
Sympathy.

Tt's a serious thing, Verena,'
sighed Mrs. Upmore, ito be the wife
of a man who holds a public office.
1t demands so much of his time and
keeps him away from his home"
q know just how you feel, ma'am,
said the elderly domestic. my first
husband was the grand imperial out
side guard of the Amalgamated and
Solidified Order of Fuzzy Guzzlers,
and sometimes he was that busy tryin'
to remember the signs and grips that
I couldn't get a word out Of him all
day long"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24

what do you call yeour red auto
mobile, mister?" drawled the old farm
er at the drawbridge.
THE Fool Killer" bantered the
man in goggles. Il call it that because
it kills all the fools who happen 10
cross in front of 1t.
The old farmer cleaned his pipe
with a straw and then replied, evenly;
THAT So mister? Wall, is there
any chance of it blowing up and KILL
ing the fool inside?"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
a Bow on Clerqymen.

Bishop Potter, at an ecclesiastical
dinner in New York, read Coopers'
town schoolboy's essay on Clergy
men," The essay, which created much
amusement, was as follows:
There are kinds of clergymen
bishups, recters and curates. The blsh-
UPS tell the recters to work and the
curats have to do it, curate is thin
married man, but when he is a recter
he gets fuller and can preach longer
sermons and becums good man.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
The Plain Plucker

II a burn or bruise attlicts you rub 1t
on rub it on.
Then before you scarcely know 1t the
trouble will be gone.
For an aching joint or muscle do the
same.
It extracts all pains and poisons,
plucks the stings and heals the
lame.
Hunts Lightning Oil does 1t.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward TOT ua anS
.osa ~ Catarrl that cannot be cured by Han
Estarrh Cure. ,ur~rv a. RI Toiedo O.
We the undersigned. have known F. ). Che ha
,or the last IS years and believe him pe,fscty NON,
Orabie in all business transactions sas anu hv bs rm
able to carry out any obligations maze M ~ m'I
wholesale Druggists, Toledo ".
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. S Sf' the
directly upon the blood and mucous P,ca * cents Del
svstem. Testimonials sent free. frlce % eeu'0 P''
oG TaSe Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
Misunderstood.

Visitor-What lovely cut glass you
have, Mrs. Chump.
Mrs. Chump Qndignantly)-They
hain't a bit of that cut. We paid full
price for all of it. We don't have to
20 to no bargain sales.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24


NJ. Heath, Of 15S
Eighth Street; For
fifteen years | suf-
fered with pains in
my back, frequent
calls to pass the Sc
cretiOnS, drOpsy, rheu-
matte aches and other
symptoms of kidney
trouble. | could get
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
The Poets Error.

"Of course" said the poets friend,
che has his faults, but he's a true poet.
He gives his life to the service of the
muses."
yes" put in the critic, "but seems
TO make the mistake Of supposing that
Bacchus is one Of the muses..
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
Shorten the AGONY.

Say" growled the man In the
chair hurry up and get through shay
ing me-"
Why" replied the barber, you
said you had plenty of time
Il know. but that was before you
began to use that razor. '-PhiIadei-
phia Press.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
A FORGOTTEN ROMANCE.

DO you remember, Jane, 20 years
ago, a moonlight night, when ! whis-
pered tenderly: Jennie, love YOU
and you answered, passionately: John,
you nose looks so funny and swollen.
Do you suppose something's bit
ten it,"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1908-04-24
capudine Cures Indigestion Pains,

Sour stomach and heartburn no matter
from what cause. Gives immediate rellef.
Prescribed by physicians because II -
nure and effective. Trial bottle 1Oc. Regu-
lar size 25c and SOC at all druggists