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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23
HOLDS REGULAR MEETING.

The board of public works this morn
ing held regular meeting. There was
nothing of special Importance before
the board and this gave the board an
opportunity to pass on the regular
weekly bills wis dispatch
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23
WILL SUPPORT W|CKEY
Important Republican Meet
ing Takes Place at
Indianapolis.
TIMES BUREAU,
At THE STATE CAPITAL.


indianapolis, Ind, Dec. 23.-The re-
publican representatives met at L
o'clock In the state house today to con-
slider the county option, metropolitan
police law. applications for state instf-
tutions, floor leadership of the house,
and the Wickey-Simon contest at
Crown Point. Elliott of st. Joseph
county seems to lead for the minority
whip. Nearly all the members oppose
the repeal of the county option law, but
are divided the metropolitan police
law.
Representatives Wickey, Brown, Gei-
ger, Simison. Haggard and Switzger.
all of the tenth district, held a confer
ence today and all decided TO stand by
sWickey I'm his contest. Acting State
Chairman Sims said that the entire
state organization will support Nickey.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23

TAKE THE TIMES AND GET MORE
HAMMOND NEWS PRINTD THAN IN
AND HAMMOND PAPER, MORE EAST
CHICAGO NEWS THAN PRINTED IN
ANY EAST CHICAGO PAPER AND
MORE GARY NEWS THAN PRINTED
TX ANY GARY PAPER. THE ONLY
PAPER THAT PRINTS THE COUNTY
NEWS.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23
Teams Walks Away.

A team belonging to the East Chi
cago Transfer company walked away
from its hitching place and disappear
ed. 1t was reported to- the police sta
tion at Hammond and was afterward
recovered by officer Homerich.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23
Sentative Audience.

What started the riot at the per-
formance of Hamlet last night?'
why. Hamlet held the skull and
said: Alas. poor Yorrick, You are
not the only deadhead In the heuse."-
Tit-Bits.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23
Horse Dies at Standard.

After an unsuccessful effort was made
by local veterinary to save the life
of horse, which was taken sick in an
alley back of Fields avenue. officer
Hanlon was finally compelled TO shoot
If
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23
NEW CIRCUIT COURT CASES.

The Dinwiddie & Gary Railroad COM
pany VS.. Frederick Rosenthal and his
wife, William Cochran and Henry
Cochran. Condemnation proceeding.
]. Frank Meeker. attorney
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23

THE NUMBER OF COPIES OF THE
TIMES SOLD ON THE STREETS OF
HAMMOND ALONE EXCEEDS THE
ENTIRE CIRCULATION OF ANY 9TH
Err PAPER IN THE CITY
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23
Pocket Book Lost.

NJ. J. Gillen of 269 Oakley avenue
lost his pocketbook shortly after leav-
ing the 5 and 10-cent store on State
street The pocketbook contained be-
tween IS and $40 and it was lost after
8 o'clock
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23
Loses His 0Yercoat.

j. D. St. Clair. 17s Clinton street.
reports that he lost his overcoat. He
says 1t was stolen this afternoon out
of the Erie yards. It is valued at
about $40.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23

MORE NEWS IN ONE WEEK. IN THE
ffMES THAN IN ALL THE OTHER
PAPERS I'M THE CALUMET REGION
CONfSINED. COMPARE THEM ANY
kEE III 1T ISN'T so.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23
JAIL TWELVE MONTHS
FOR GOMPERS.
District OF Columbia Gives De-
cisi0n in Famous Contempt
Case.

Washington, ID. c., Dec. a.
The famous contempt case of the
Bucks stove and Range Co.
against President Gompers, Vice
Morrison of the American Fed
Grafton of Labor was decided to-
day by Justice Wright of the su-
} prenae court cf the District of
} Columbia adversely to the fed
Grafton officials.
, Gompers WAS sentenced to
twelve months I'm Jail, Vice Pres
} fdent Mitchell to nine months
and Secretary Morrison to six
} months.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-12-23

Fair today and TharsdaxE
slight temperature chanxek
southwest wfnds.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
MPATHIAN SOCIETY OFFICERS
Normal Has Large EnroIlment-Is
Banner Year.

Weston, Feb. 13.-The Hypathian
society of the Normal, which is com
posed of young lady students, have
elected the following officers for the
ensuing year; President Mss Mae
Meigen; vice president, Miss Rieden;
secretary. Miss Claudia Kelley; treas
urer, Miss Mary zurcher; sergeant
alarms, Miss Helen Rawsdell.
Little Angelee Baker is critically
i'll with typhoid fever.
Will am Gould is quite seriously i'll
at this time from a relapse from the
grip, from which he has been suf-
fering for some time.
Mrs. r. l.. Wilson is still quite Sc
riously i'll with scarlet fever
There is now an enrolment of 1874
students at the Weston Normal,
which is the highest enrolment yet.
The school has made wonderful inn
provement in the past year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

Milton, Feb. 13.-The annual meet
ing of the Milton, Freewater G. Hud'
son Bay Irrigation company was held
yesterday at Freewater. Directors
and officers for the year were elect.
ed as follows: w. T. Shaw, presi-
dent; F. B. Smith, secretary; M
Stubblefield, vice PRESIDENT w
Hodgen, ditch master. Addresses
were delivered by different members
Of the company at this meeting. The
enterprise is found to be very pros
porous, and many thousands Of acres
of land are irrigated in this section.
Mr.. and Mrs s. K. Coe have gone
to La Grande, where they will visit
relatives for a short time.
The Hudson Bay grange will hold
an all day meeting Saturday when six
new members will be initiated into
the order. A dinner will be served at
the hall, and a general pleasant gath
ering is expected.
There are still a number OF quite
severe cases Of grip in this vicinity.
A few of the teachers Of this end
of the county are taking teachers ex-
animation in Pendleton this week.
There has been considerable snow
and rain fall in this vicinity of late,
insuring plenty of moisture for grain
and fruit. The crop and fruit con-
ditions are excellent here for this
time of the year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
Chronic Constipation Cured.

One who suffers from chronic con-
stipation is in danger of many serious
ailments. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup
cures chronic constipation as 1t aids
digestion and stimulates the liver and
bowels, restoring the natural action
of these organs. Commence taking
1t today and you will feel better at
once. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup
does not nauseate or grippe and is very
pleasant to take. Refuse substitutes.
Pendleton Drug Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
GET CHEAP HAIR CUTS.
BARRIERS In Tacoma Slash Prices and
Citizens Temporarily Rejoice.


A Tacoma, WASH, special says:
More hair cuts were sold in Tacoma
during the past 4s hours than ever
before in the same length of time.
The reason is that there Is fight on
between the boss BARRIERS and the
price of hair cuts is being slashed
daily. Today in many barbershops
1t was possible to have such work
done in the most approved style for
is cents. Very few BARRIERS charged
more than 20 cents.
In one shop the proprietor is ad-
vertising hair cuts and tonic for 20
cents and is also giving all his patrons
coupons on a gold watch. In the
meeting of boss BARRIERS a few days
ago it was decided to reduce the
price from 35 cents to rs cents
Many declared they would make II
exciting for all IL the price was cut
down. 1t was reduced and now the
fight is on.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
ON-UKIAH STAGE

Daily trips between Pendleton and
Ukiah. except Sunday. Stage leaves
Pendleton at a. M, arrives at Ukiah
at 6 p m. Return stage leaves Ukiah
at p. m. arrives at Pendleton at s
p. m.
Pendleton to Ukiah. $500; PEN
dleton to Alba. S2.75; Pendleton to
Ridge. 50; Pendleton to Nye, $3.50;
Pendleton to Pilot Rock, 81.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
WANTED.
SUBSCRIBERS TO MAGAZINES, IF

SUBSCRIBERS TO MAGAZINES, If
you want to subscribe to magazines
or newspapers in the United States or
Europe, remit by postal note, check
or send to the EAST OREGONIAN
the net publishers price Of the publi-
cation you desire, and we will have II
sent you and assume all the risk of
the money being lost In the mails. 1t
will save you both trouble and risk.
II you are a subscriber to the EAST
OREGONIAN, in remitting you can
deduct 10 per cent from the publish
er's price. Address EAST OREGON
IAN PUB. CO., Pendleton. Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
MAN REFUSES TO DIE.

You can't blame a man for desir-
ing to live. and you can't blame q
man II he takes Sexine Pills, when he
knows they will help him live long
err. They are the greatest tonic in
the world for both men and women.
Price 81 box, six boxes IS. Address
or call the Pendleton Drug Co. This
is the store that sells all the princi-
pal remedies and does not substitute
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
Special Announcement Regarding the
National Fure Food and Drug Law.

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affect
ed by the National Pure Food and
Drug law as 1t contains no opiates or
other harmful drugs, and we recon-
mend 1t as a safe remedy for chill
dren and adults. Pendleton Drug
Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

Foley's Honey Honey and Tar
cures the most obstinate coughs and
expels the cold from the system as 1t
b mildly laxative. 1t is guaranteed
The genuine is in the yellow pack
age. Pendleton Drug Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
BRIEF RECORD OF
COUNTY EVENTS
Special Correspondence
BREV|T|ES
TWO VALUABLE HORSES
STOLEN FROM PASTURE

Young Ladies' Leap Year Party. Was
Success from Every Standpoint
Odd Fellows Hold a Good Meeting
Many Hogs shipped out-Rheu-
matlsm and the Grip Prevalent
Athena People Go to Canada.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
NEWS OF MILTON
HUDSON BAY IRRIGATION
COMPANY HOLDS MEETING

Officers Elected for Ensuing Year
Addresses Delivered by Different
Members-Hudson Bay Grange
VIII Hold All Day Meeting satur-
day-Number of Cases of Grip Still
I'm Country.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

PENDLEON IRON WORKS-RE-
pair work on all kinds of machines,
structural iron work and machine
castings. Junction OF Court and Alta
streets. Marion Jack. Prop; A. F.
May, manager.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
HELP WANTED.

WANTED - MEN, WOMEN AND
families to tall, advantage OF our
fine premium offers, given to old or
new subscribers to the Daily, Weekly
and Seml-Weekly East Oregonian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

PENDLETON CHAPTER No. 23
meets second and fourth Friday
evenings in regular convocation, at
Masonic hall.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
0! PSI
It sSSsFf sSsEf2fs; f's'
wn
AID UNION PACIFIC

Through Pullman Standard ant
Tourist Sleeper daily to Omaha anC
Chicago tourist sleeper daily to Kan.
sas City; through Pullman tourist
sleeping cars CpersonAlly conducted)
weekly to Chicago; reclining chair
cars (seats free) to the east daily.
SCHEDULE FROM PENDLHTOE.
EASTBOUND.
No. 5 arrives from from Portland
ale p. m.
No. 2, Chicago Special, arrives I:le
D. m; departs 4:40 p. m.
No. 8, Mail & Express arrives 1855
a. m. departs 1855 a. m.
WESTBoUND.
No. 1, Portland Special, arriVef
1925 p, M; departs 1925 D. m.
No. 8, Mail & Express. arrives 1:0S
q. M; departs 1908 a. m.
No. Z departs for Portland 8 a, m.
SPOKANE DIVISION:
No. 7, Pendleton passenger. Arrivee
1850 p. m; connects with No. Q.
No. s, Spokane passenger, departs
1880 p. M; connects with No. 1.
WALLA WALLA BT ANCH.
No. Al arrives 200 p. m.
No. AZ departs $500 p. m. daily ex-
cept Sunday; connects with No. 2.
PILOT ROCK BRANCH.
Southb0und.
Leave Pendleton ..... S:46 a. m.
Arrive at Pilot Rock. 1000 a. m.
Northbound.
Leave Pilot Rock ....... 200 D. m.
Arrive at Pendleton ..... 3:l5 D. m.
Daily except Sunday.
SNAKE RIVER.
Rlparia to Lewiston-Leave Riparis
daily except Saturday. $40 q. m.
Leave Lewiston daily except Friday
Z a. m.
F. ]. QUINLAN. Agent, Pendleton.
WIN. M'MURRAY. @. p. A.,
Portland. Ore
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

The East Oregonian Is Eastern Orc
CONS representative paper. 1t leads
and the people appreciate It and show
Il by their liberal patronage. It y
the advertising medium Of the section.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
MISCELLANEOUS.

LET ELECTRICITY DO YOUR
work-It's clean. reliable and con-
venient. Electric Sad Irons, guaran-
teed, $5.25. Electric Hot Water and
Curling Iron Heaters. Electric Coffee
Percolators, etc. A complete stock Of
Gas and Electric Fixtures. First-class
wiring of homes, etc. ]. L. Vaughan.
1872 w. Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

CHINA NOODLE RESTAURANT,
ing D. Goey, proprietor. Drop in
of an evening and get a hot bowl Of
noodles. Alta street. back Of Tall
mans.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

PENDLEToN LODGE No. So. A. F.
and A. NJ, meets the first and third
Mondays of each month. All visiting
brethren are invited
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

Daily East Oregonian by carrier,
only Is cents a week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
LIVERY AND FEED STABLES.

CITY LIVER STABLE. THOMPSON
street. Carney & Kennedy. Props
Livery, feed and sale stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line In conec-
ton. Phone main 701.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
PHYSICIANS.

DRS. SMITH & TEMPLE, OFFICE
Smlth-Crawford building. opposite
postoffice. Telephones: Office. Main
80; DR.. Smiths residence. Main 169;
DR.. Temples residence, black 1872.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

DIR. r. e. RINGo, PHYSICIAN AND
Surgeon. Rooms and 4 Schmidt
building. Phone. office main 623;
residence main 23.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
Want Advertisements
FOR SALE.

LEGAL BLANKS OF EVERY DE-
scription, for county court, circuit
court, justice court. real estate, etc.
for sale at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

H. s. GARFIELD, M. D., HoMEo-
pathic physician and surgeon. Of
flee Judd block. Telephones: Office,
black 3411; residence, red 1888.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
FOR RENT.

MAPS CITY OF PENDLEToN AT
East Oregonian office, Price 26c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

FINE STORE AND OFFICE ROOM
for rent. Corner of East Oregonian
building. Enquire this office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
VETERINARY SURGEONS.

DIR. D. c. M'NABB, local STATE
Stock Inspector and member State
Veterinary Board. Office Tailman's
drug store. Residence S15 Lewis st.
Phone main SO.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

RALPH C. SwINBURNE, DENTIST.
Room II Judd Building. Phone
black 1881.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13
OSTEOPATIIS.
DENTISTS.

E. A. MANN, DENTIST OFFICE
Main street, next to Commercial
association rooms. Office phone,
black S421: residence phone red 1851.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

UNFURNISHED HOUSEKEEPING
rooms for rent. Enquire at East
Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-02-13

The farmers have rejoiced at the
recent snow falls. For three or four
mornings the ground was covered
with snow to depth of from an inch
to two inches. and there was heavy
fall in the mountains. The fall
wheat is looking fine. and plenty of
moisture is being received.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
HAS PLAYED MUCH CRIBBAGE
New Yorker Claims to Hold Record in
Number Of Games He Has
Participated In.

Capt. Charles II. Fits of 107
West Eighty-ninth street, retired
broker, holds the record in the num-
Der of games of cribbage played. He
has 10000 to his credit now, with
one series of 5000 in which he leads
as winner by 700 games. During all
these games he never has seen the
29-hand held and has held the 20
but once himself.
"Cribbage won me a trip (and
most delightful one at that to
Japan said the captain the other
day. ''At San Francisco hotel |
made the acquaintance of captain
on a Pacific liner who was as fond
as of the game. When the day for
sailing came he insisted on having
me make the trip, too. We played
early and late. The Pacific ocean is
admirably adapted to card games. 1t
was all smooth sailing, so the cap
tain had little to do but to join me
pegging runs, combinations and
fushes. IN. Y. Press.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

"Mr. Osborn was highly respect
ed Englishman, who had come to
this country with his five boys, for
the purpose of bettering his fortunes
The sons had grown up, and by
their united efforts the family had
become large land owners. His ex-
tensive estate was divided into two
parts-'Glenham' and Willow
Crest which lay some six miles
apart. Both we're excellent proper
ties in colonial days, but Glenham
was the more valuable OF the two.
Mr.. Osborn died, and Peter, the eld-
est son, attempted in the county
court to establish a verbal will by
which Glcnham was to be left to
him, and Willow Crest to be divided
among the other sons. The will
was very unfair one, as we regard
things to-day, but under the Eng
lish idea of primogeniture, which
was firmly fixed in the peoples
minds, such an arrangement was not
unusual in those days. SO, though
in a mild way Peters brothers re-
sisted his efforts 70 establish the
will, no great bitterness was shown
on either side, and the indications
were that Peter would win his case
and secure possession of Glenham.
But the case was postponed from
week to week until, finally, Peter
came to court one Tuesday morning
with a look CONSERVATION on lis
face, avowing his purpose of with
drawing from the effort to establish
the will. When court opened, he
said he was there with some witness
es to prove a most extraordinary in
cident and that he desired to with
draw the noncompliance will which he
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

had attempted to set up, and to ask
that his fathers estate be equally di-
vided among the children. Then he
told the following remarkable story,
and established the truth of it by
witnesses whom he had brought:
while at work in the field the
other day, two neighbors were walk
ing along with me towards the turn
ing row. We were discussing the
will and the probabilities of my sue
cess. AS we approached the end of
the row my father suddenly APP
peared at the side of the fence. He
said to me, in a clear and distinct
voice: "Peter, don't do that. Don't
try to rob your brothers in that way.
You know | never intended that it
should be DONE"
"While he spoke, my two neigh
bors, Mr.. Hale and Mr.. Cressup,
heard the voice and understood every
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

word that he said. When he ceased
speaking, he laid his hand Oh the top
rail Of the fence, and we all saw
the smoke arise from it. A moment
later he was gone, but the print Of
the forefnger and thumb were dis
tinctly burned into the rail. / have
brought the rail with me that the
judges may examine it, and Mr..
Hale and Mr.. Cressup are both
ready to testify to the truth of what
| have said
at is recorded that the judges
examined tho rail and heard the tes-
timony Of the two witnesses, both
of whom testified to having heard
the voice, although neither of them
saw the figure of Squire Osborn, as
did Peter. And, furthermore, when
this case was being recorded by the
clerk of the court, drop of blood
fell upon the book as the last word
was written, and this drop of blood
may be examined to-day on the old
est record book of this county,"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
SEEING OXFORD.

An Oxford student was showing
two fair cousins through Christ
church college.
''That," he explained, sis the pic
ture gallery; that, the library, and
that tower contains the famous bell,
Great Tom of Oxford"
STOPPING quickly, he picked up a
stone and sent it crashing through a
second story, ivy-framed window,
where there Immediately appeared a
face, purple with rage.
"And that" added the young man,
helpfully, sis the dean"
Thus it was that he came to leave
one seat of learning for another
Success.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
SAM e OBJECT.

Mrs. Subbubs-That Mrs. New
come just moved into the Dudley's
old house on Saturday, so l called
to-day.
Mr.. Subbubs-Well, we'll, how
like poker this social game is.
Mrs. Subbubs-What do you
mean?
Mr.. Subbubs-Why, in poker, you
also "call' when you want to see
what the other persons got.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

According to Humane officer Ware,
16,425 women have been beaten by
Toledo husbands in the last Is years
During the same period three times
as many Cleveland women, declares
the Leader of that city, have been
presented with diamond rings and
sealskin coats.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

A writer in popular magazine de.
scribes dynamite as canned thunder"
II he should try to use can-opener
on 1t he might find that he had spoken
better than he knew.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

A 90'year-old Connecticut man com.
mitted suicide because he didn't want
to live to be hundred. Some people
have such morbid fear Of their per-
sonal habits-smoking, drinking, etc.
getting into the Sunday papers.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

French expert says that the
broken wing OF the aeroplane is the
punctured tire of the automobile
The difference Is that when the tire
pops, the machine is on the ground.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

Chicago is supposed TO be 70 years
old. 1t is no mere compliment to say
that she does not look her age. How
ever, she will be just as fresh and
lively when she is twice her present
age.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

An 1S-year-old husband in New York
has been having serious trouble with
his second wife. Probably she refused
to let him play with the other boys in
the nelshbOrhOod.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

West New York, n. j., is In hare
luck. II has no money to buy feed
for the horses in its fire department,
and, in fact still owes for the horses.
II ought to so into the hands of re.
Ceiver.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

An impression is gaining ground
that n Chicago college professor is not
considered a success unless he says
something that would sound down
right nonsensical as coming from the
average intellect
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

The speed craze is pathological
condition known as "locomotor ma.
MA says n French savant. The po-
lice know Of a fine little cure for that
complaint.
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