Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-10-30
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! WAS that you kissed in the con-
servatory last nightY About what
time was Philadelphia Inquirer.
She-Yes, whenever / see a man In a
dark street always run. He--And do
you ever catch one of em2--Harper's
Weekly.
Il didn't see you in church yester-
day" NO; Willie didn't shovel
path through the Sunday papers in
time Puck.
/ Polly-IIow do you like my bathing
SUITE Dolly--It must have been per-
fectly sweet before you outgrew it
Cleveland Leader.
/ Barber-Hair getting thin, sir. Ever
tried our hair preparation, sir? Gus
tomer-No, l can't blame it on that
Boston Transcript
/ He-IIas your fortune ever been
told? She-No; but | dare say papa
viii tell you IL you really have serious
intentions. Sketch.
"You- seem to manage remarkably
Yes; the storekeepers haven't sent in
their bills yet."-Stray Stories.
/ Mr.. Phusser-Cynthia, l have joined
Don't Worry Club. Mrs, Phusser-
| am sorry for the club. 1t viii have
to change Its name.-Boston Traveller.
When they take woman away from
the co-educational college said the
speaker, what win follow?" Il WILL"
cried voice from the audience Sue
cess.
/ "Ah see you are married I" exclaim.
Ell the merchant mo, sir" replied the
applicant for a position. Il got this
scar in railroad accident. The Boz
hemian.
Louie Uncle, what's chagrin? I'M
cle--Well, it's what a stout man feels
when he runs and jumps on car that
doesn't start for half an hour.--Chicago
Daily News.
Tommy-pop, what is retrlbution?
Tommy's Pop -Retrlhution, my son, Is
something that we are sure Will event
ually overtake other people. -Philadel-
phia Record.
"De real resourceful man." said I'M
Gle Chen, "when some one hands him
lemon is ready wild de sugar and other
fixin's to make 1t tol-lable pleasant to
take. Washington Star
Officer, appeal for protection. A
man IL following me and attempting to
make love to me-" "Begorry, Ofve been
lookin' for an escaped nnatic. Where
Is he?"-Kansas City Times.
Scott What makes you think that
the trust originated in Rhode Islandf
Mott-Dad used TO speak Of the trust
i'm Providence MS far back as when
was a boy Boston Traveller.
, Old Gcnt--IIere, you boy, what are
you doing out here, fishing2 Don't you
, know you ought TO be at schoolF small
Boy-There, nowl | knew I'd forgot
something. Philadelphia Inquirer.
I Sparks wonder why it is woman
, let's out everything you tell her? Parks
My dear boy o woman has only two
views of "A secret--either II is not worth
, keeping. or IL is too good to keep
Stray Stories.
"You know Miss Strong don't your"
, "Oh, yes mannIsh sort OF girl rs
, she. really" YES she used the tele-
phone to-day for the first time In her
life, and she didn't giggle once. Phil
adciphia Press
She-This dress doesn't become my
complexion / must change It. He
More expense? | can't stand 1t; you'll
ruin me. She-You silly! / don't mean
the dress--I mean the complexion
Chicago journal.
Here, Willle" cried the boys ia
Their, "you mustn't behave that way.
Everybody will be calling you little
glutton. Do you know what that isf'
II suppose" replied Willie, "it's a big
glutton's little boy"
II have written a book that every
body ought to read" said the author.
II am afraid It won't do" answered the
publisher. what the public seems to
want now is book that nobody ought
Ia READ. ~ washington star.
Jack Smith asked me to come to his
hame this evening Says he's going to
celebrate his golden wedding Gladys
Why, he's been married only three
years. Jack-That's what | told him.
He said IL seemed like fifty.
Mrs. Henpeck Ito her husband)--
what would you do ii were to die?
Heupeck would drive me crazy
Mrs. H.-Would you marry again2
Henpeck don't think / would be as
crazy as that-pioneer Press.
"How often does the trolley run past
your h9uscf" asked tourist OF
farmer WAL, they run by so fire.
quent and so often that l can't keep
no track Of 'em, but | jedge the last
one passed here two hours ago."--Har.
pcr's Bazaar.