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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
MASSACHUSETTS AUTO LAWS
New Statute Went Into Effct July IS
Its Provisions

The Massachusetts automobile regu-
lations went into effect last week Wed
nesday. While this act makes no very
radical changes IN the motor vehicle
laws, 1t does make certain changes OF
which tourists should be aware. Two
new punishable offenses are specified,
and the power of the highway commits
sioner is much strengthened In the
matter of suspending and revoking IL
censes. The act was originally draft
ed by the Safe Roads Automobile as
ISOLATION. After being heard by the
committee certain changes were made
1T the suggestion of the highway COM
mission, and the bill was mulled over
in the committees, being passed only
during the last day or two of the SEES
sion.
70 autoists from outside the state
a section of the new law is particular
" important. The nonresident who
has complied with the laws of his
home state may drive in Massachu-
sets seven days without taking out
Massachusetts registration. He must
however, drive himself as the law
does not make provision for the oper-
alton of such car by chauffeur.
But If a nonresident driving in
Massachusetts during the seven days
limit is convicted of violating any pro-
vision of the automobile laws, whet
her or not he appeals, he must there
upon have his car registered there and
secure license, thus placing his car
and himself under the jurisdiction OF
the Massachusetts highway commits
sion. The courts are required to send
records of the convictions OF non-res-
idents to the highway commission.
The new law enlarges the power OF
the highway commission In several
directions, most important, perhaps,
being the provisions which constitute
the commission an investigating body
in relation to accidents. 1t is specific.
ally provided that the commission may
summon witnesses, administer oaths
and take testimony, thus making 1t to
all intents and purposes a court.
Whenever the death of any person re-
suits from such an accident the COM
mission is required forthwith to sus-
pnd the license of the operator and
must revoke the license unless upon
investigation after hearing 1t deter
mines that the accident occurred with
ont serious fault upon the part of the
operator. If license is revoked 1t
cannot be renewed for at least six
months.
Another change in the law of inter
est to antomobilists made by the leg
islature which has just adjourned is
the putting on the statute books OF
the law of the road. This law reads:
Whenever on any bridge or way, pub
lie or private, there is not an unob-
structed view of the road for at least
100 yards the driver of every vehicle
shall keep his vehicle on the right of
the middle of the travelled part of the
bridge or way whenever it is safe and
practicable to do So" The penalty is
a fine of 500 and the liability in an ac-
tion commenced within IL months of
the violation. The Legislature also
passed law for the codification of
the automobile laws. the commission
to report Jan. l next.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
WHITE SLAVE TRADE
Police Commissioner Declares a Club
Is Securing French Girls


Is Securing French Girls
New York, July 24.-For the last
four months Police Commissioner
Bingham has been vigorously attempt.
ing TO break up white slave" traffic
in the French colony of the Tender
loin, according to statement made
by him Yesterday and has caused the
deportation of at fewest twelve Of the
victims
General Bingham declared there
was a club of men who exercised con.
troll over the young women and profit
cd from their earnings. The scheme
was an elaborate one. A pool would
be raised and three or four OF the men
would be sent to France TO entice girls
with the prospect of good positions IN
French restaurants and boarding
houses. Upon arrival here the girls
were met by Seliman Allys, an Egyp.
tian, who since has pleaded guilty and
been sentenced to four years in At
lanta, and taken by him to houses
where they were made prisoners.
Until they consented to submit to
gross indignities, the commissioner
said, they were fed on bread and wat
er.
81 will keep at this white slave traf.
lic," he added, until | have broken Il
up. After | clean up these French
places am going to pay attention to
the same kind of crimes in the Italian
and Russian colonies"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
LED TO NAPoLEoNs DOWNFALL.
Wounded Vanity at the Bottom Of Dls
astrous Russian Campaign.

BY the peace of Tilsit, that remark.
able compact made between Napoleon
and the car In tent on raft moored
in midstream OF the River Memel, Bo-
naparte became master OF Europe.
Prussia, the Rhine provinces, Italy,
Spain, were all his. and II has always
been a historic puzzle why he should
have gone out OF his way TO break an
agreement which must have satisfied
even his ambitions. The best authori.
ties agree that II was wounded vanity.
No sooner had he compelled the
car to hand him over Europe than he
conceived the idea OF marrying Alex.
ander's sister. Trusty ambassadors
were sent to st. Petersburg on this
delicate mission. The car received
them courteously. but showed disincli.
nation to favor the marriage This he
was entitled to do without giving Of.
tense; but It is said that court busy
body heard Alexander privately say
that nothing should induce him to al
low his sister to marry the CorslcAn
parvenu."
This was assiduously reported to Ma
poleon, who. from that moment, plot
ted that mighty invasion OF Russia,
which cost him 100000 troops left In
the snow, and proved the beginning
Of the end"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
SERIOUS ACCIDENT
Two Men Severely Injured When Stag
ing Collapses

What came near being a fatal acct
dent occurred this morning about 10
o'clock when the staging on what is
known as the laundry just above
Bingham's box shop, collapsed, letting
the three men employed stating the
roof fall without any warning. The
men were Contractor Joseph F. Coyne
Marcellin Bellemarre and Charles La
Fountaine.
The staging was what is known as
a bracket one and was built about IA
feet from the ground. Just befoTe>tbe
accident occurred Messrs Coyne and
Bellemore were standing on the cross
pianks near bracket on one end.
LaFountaine then climbed up the lad
der nearby with a pile OF slate. He
had hardly reached the top when the
bracket broke letting the planks and
men down with a crash.
La Fountaine, the only one of the
three who escaped uninjured, ran Inn
mediately for help. Drs. Wilcox and
Houle were called to the scene at once
Joseph F. Coyne was found to be the
most severely injured and was brought
home in the ambulance. After a care.
ful examination DIR. Wilcox stated af-
ter dinner that no bones were broken
nor was there any severe bruises. The
patient complained of pains in his
back and may, however, be injured in
ternally.
Mr.. Bellemore sustained a broken
foot but apart from that, an examinat-
ion by a physician disclosed no other
injuries.
The building on which the men were
working belongs to r. B. Godfrey.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
Singing Pigeons.

The queer Chinese change pigeons
into song birds by fastening whis-
ties to their breasts. The wind OF
their fight then causes weird and
plaintive music that is seldom 81.
fenced in the pigeon-haunted cities OF
Picking and Canton
The Belgians, great pigeon flyers,
fasten whistles beneath the wings OF
valuable racing carriers, asserting that
the shrill noise is a sure protection
against hawks and other birds OF
prey.
As a similar protection, reeds, emit
ting an odd wailing sound, are fixed
to the tail feathers of the dispatch.
bearing pigeons of the German army.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
Wages in Samoa.

A memorandum drawn up by tho
German colonial Office. and attached
to the estimates for the information
of the members of the rechstag. con.
tains statement of the present con.
dition Of the labor question in Samoa,
in which IT is stated that the white
population was formerly entirely DE-
pendent upon Samoan workmen, while
now the major part of the work at
most of the plantations is done by
Chinese imported for this labor. Each
Chinese laborer receives in wages
81 Sc a month. The total cost of each
10 the employer, the report states, in.
GLIDING wages, maintenance, passage
money, and medical treatment, is cal
culated at from $S.93 to Sl1.90 per
month,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
A Boat In a Knansaok.

A Servian named Merchep has de-
vised what he terms "a boat In
knapsack" for army purposes. The
boat is composed Of linen rendered
impermeable by coating OF rubber;
II is provided with oars, which fold
into each other to the size OF an OF.
binary walking stick, and a cork seat,
which Also serves to keep II taut
when open. The model can accommo.
date one person only, but larger ones
may be made on the same plan for
the conveyance Of troops and bag.
gage when crossing rivers, Mercheps
invention has been tried on the Seine
by naval experts. who speak of II In
hish tarma
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
PORTLAGUAYRA TO
Be BOMBARDED
BY DUTCH
If Apology From President is
Not Prompt
WARSHIPs ARE TO ASSEMBLE
The Netherlands Government Is Of
Tended at the Expulsion Of the
Dutch Minister.

Washington, July 27.-The Dutch
foreign office has issued orders for all
Dutch warships in American waters to
assemble at once at Willemstad, ready
to sail for a demonstration against
Venezuela.
If an apology for the expulsion Of
the Dutch minister from Venezuela is
not promptly forthcoming from Presi-
dent Castra's government. the port
of La Guayra will be bombarded.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
Work Upllfts,

All business and all work should
lift up, and not hold down. II should
make free, and not enslave: II
should ennoble, and not degrade. It
is as honorable to make shoes or
anchors as II is to paint pictures
or write books. The shoemaker
should learn the secret through his
work OF finding the sandals of man.
hood for his own feet The black
smith should learn, through the max.
ing OF anchors for his great ships,
to nnd the anchor that is TO hold his
own soul to the truth amid the storms
OF life.--Rev J, w. Lee. d. D..
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
Excursion Through Lake George

The Rutland r. r. in connection
with the Manchester Band will run a
special excursion through Lake
George Sunday, August End, 1908.
Fare for the round trip only sl50
from all stations between Clarendon
and Bennington, inclusive. Children
rs cents. Special train will leave
Bennington 1850 a. m, North Ben
nington sos a. m, Manchester 1857
a. M, Dandy 1927 a. m, Wallingford
1851 a. m arriving at Baldwin 1910
p. m. where special steamer will be
taken for trip through Lake George,
On the return trip special train will
reach Rutland at 7:15 p. m. and leave
Immediately for Bennington and in
termediate stations. For further
particulars see small advertising
flyers. 15t14
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
WEATHER FORECAST

Probabilities for This Section for the
Next "a Hours.
For Eastern New York and Western
Vermont fair except showers near
Goa It tonight or Tuesday.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
BARGAINS

And when we say its bargain you can bet
your last dollar that its fact Every cut adj
vertiSed below is actually below wholesale cost
to U.s. We speak of it simply because custom
er questioned it, and lest others might not ap-
preciate the great reduction which we have made
on Summer suits, We again state that with two
excep ions in the past this is the greatest reduc-
ton we ever before made
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
Thrifty Pyrenees Giant.

Every now and then some one an.
nounces himself as the "tallest man."
one Of the latest to do so being Senior
Firmin Arrudi, native OF Salient, 10
the Spanish Pyrenees. He Is seven
feet eight inches tall.
Naturally most OF these big fellows
60 about the world exhibiting them.
selves, that ordinary mortals may
wonder and incidentally pay for their
wonderment. Senior Arrudi made a
tour of South America, where he made
In one year more than $4,000.
He was wiser than many freaks OF
nature. however, and after accumulat-
Ing his money he returned to his native
village, where he went into retired
life, married and is living on the in,
terest OF his earpings.--The Path.
ander.
Her Trouble.
Old Mrs. Smith was chronic COM
palmer and was constantly sending
for the family physician and giving
him q list OF her fancied ailments. He
always listened quite patiently, but
was getting a little tired Of hearing
the same things over and over.
One day when the old lady con-
sidered herself in an unusually bad
way she sent for the doctor, and. after
going over the usual list ended by
saying: Really, doctor, do not know
what in the world 10 wrong with me-
can neither lay nor set"
The doctor looked at her a moment,
then said in solemn tone: Madam,
you must be q rooster"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1908-07-27
RELEASED ON DEATH MISSION.

Manchester Depot, VI, July 25, 'OS
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22
g;,. Alarm Districts

,.,,,e, No , West sid" Of river
49,, No. 4. South Of Main street
~. br,dgs to Center street
n.,,,e, No. 9 .Cone.r and California
~1,., No. q E~aanA Heights.
m.,,e, No. " South Of Main. br-
- Center anil Third
n.,r,e, No. i3 South of Main, To-
=. Third aod fifth'
| msoe, No, u North Of Main. L.
IVA Third AMI fif,h'
M.,,,e, No. 10 South of Main. TO
Ann, b.,xeen fif,h and Seventh.
p,,se, No. 10 North Of Main to
,. .r,se.n fif,h and Seventh.
i,.,,e, No. q SDu,h of Main To
..o, bs,xr.n seventh and Ninth.
| |nu,ns, No. p North Of Main to
Ia bs,ssen Seventh and Ninth.
| nsr,e, No. y 10, Springs district
NJ Of Main and Ninth.
|hs,,,et No. "a South 81 Walnut To
y. bs,seen Fourth and Sixth.
| |ns,,,e, No. q South 81 Walnut 10
\. h.,~r,o Sixth and Eighth.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22

nEPARTNEEy OF THE INTERIOR. aENERAL
- LAND ovtIoE. Washington. d. q. March ".
lH0a. N0rice op hesrORAri0N ~ rusiic LAhp~
10 ssTysEnENT AND EkrRv..-Notte Y hsrehy
given that the acting sscrs,sry Of .hs interior has
vacatod departmental order q withdrswai w -
far ~ the sams Affects ths withdrawal for Lrtgsi
ton purposss under the set Of Juns u. leM lla
Htat. asSl for use In connsctIon with the Klamath
Project Oregon, Of the following described lands
In the stats Of Oregon. and BY bis suthority such
u ssid trssts - have not bssn hsrstofors finally
restored and are not othsrwlss Withdrawn. reserved
or Appropriated will b. suhsct 10 settlement under
the public land laws Of the United Statss on and
after June -. ls but shsll NOT b sah5sse 70 :n.
UnIt:d aissss iSnd oillos q L4ksvisw. 6rsgons,
warning bslrg sxprsssly given that no person VIII
b psrsnittsd 70 gain OF sEsrclss any right what
ever under any ssttlemsnt or occupation be9un
after February u isoe and prior 70 yuns " w.
oil such nettlouent Or occupation beinH torbiddrn
~ NEE. VIZ 6Ek, escSon g. T. SIS. r, T..
FRANK GST%ss''"'s pIER6t OF the General Land once
TEst Asslstsnt Secretary ef Tie Intsrier
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22
$500 Acres Free

,....ld, company has 1900 acres
l~ ..,,., III, Adam. ditch that u
1. W.. -. rent FREE for on" year.
lm ',,,,,,. y" tho use Of tho land ""d
n' n, renter mus, clear and
~. ~, n, land In cultivation ~" rent,
- F,. 4, III. crop" but We reserve tho
N, to pasture the ''"""''' '..
Tho Lasc''d" co"I"""
r,.ul Adams. Manager.
Mruill Oregon.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22

Professor Mcmillan Browh. -thnoi.
ogtst. holds that tho future Australian
people viii In all liability 10 blsrk.
The Polyncsians. he said In q lecture
st Sydney. came originally not from
Ainrr:cs. as has b-.n supposed. but
from Asia They ~,w whites aud
changed color. Just as tho future Aus.
,rsiiaa may do a. tho CENTURIES xo on.
at irsst In thu tropical rrgions of tho
north. Tho violet rays u tho sun will
turn him black In courys Vi time.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22
Sorry Ne oeshs.

"Rssily. Miss Primm. you ought TO srt
married" remarked wcddcriy. "iou'u
sooo In la the spinstcr class II you
doat hurry up aud catch on"
''Oh. don't worry about mc. Mr., We'd
hrriy." rvplicd Miss rrinm. "if !
wcrv ~ easy tn please - Jour wife
sould have i-rn married long ago.
t<Sasion Telegraph.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22

osvns Other Fsiis~'s.
with ein.oO." said tho man ~
sSpausiv. ideas. = could make . for.
tune IN wail street"
Yes" replied tho pikrr. "but whoss
fortune would you Washing.
too Star
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22

Ono Of tho eloquent writer's who n
port the costumes and etiauctts AZ
washington penned this in bis or her
sccouht VI n presidential reception:
'Ms x. wore nothing Ia IN. way of n
dfsss TINT was remarkable"
The HiipshOi English was hsndsons.
" corrected by tho pedantic but I'm.
humorous printer thus: "MrS. X. wore
nothing Ia tho wsy of u dress. That
A""'e' -nrsohsut
Doubtful Complainant.
Al M evening party they were play.
inK u game which consisted Of every.
body IN III. room making 4 face. and
the Oh. who made tho worst face was
awarded u prize. They all did their
level lest, aud then q gentleman went
W 10 on. Of the ladies' aud said:
We'll. madam, I think you have won
the prize"
"Oh." she said. II wasn't pls wing"
"'
Evidently Q Mistsks.
That watch" said the isw.lsr.
Il bnck, rs one VI the Kind
that's mad. 10 sell"
"Duru ,,r. ,.plodcd r,,c,. J..h ~.o
had bought the timcpiscs At 4 State
street auction establishment "I'vs
showed that there watch 10 'ieysp dif.
ferent jcwclcr. Ia this here town. They
sll tell m, II x.. ,n,a, ,o ..,, .,. ~,
ss.Hs a.i
! esht xr' q blamed crnt for II No.
'n'sx" ihbuns
Rsttjes sS the Rsss,sr.
III, rsttl.s ,f III, rsttl..n.h. n.
sdgswis. u 10 evident that th.v mus,
d. 80, innsmuch a. they sr, but con.
iinustions Of III, Lsckt,on. III. .oshs
carries the rsttI~s On the ground ex.
r.pt when he ruis~s them 10 sound bis
This IL evidenced by the
fact that In every snake Of spv .i,,
that IL killed the rs,tl-s ar, worn
through on tbs under sids.-forrst and
ntrrsin
A,.., Nat. s..
r,xu,,,. IN . a..,h ,.,. -, ,w.,,. 4.
m. ,hnu,.nI xh,ch 4. ,s,, ..,,.,.,.
annual death. ,h,,,vho,, ,.. -.r,A
,moun, in r,u,s n,n,.,. a. am. a,
spDD n ,ou ar. ,.r.n,, ,..r. o,h
,on c,n ,.s.,, uno, ,,., .o,,s-h.,
',undlnx fac, thu, s,nc. yo, o,.n.s
,our eve, IN IN. i,,h, %, ..r,h ,no.s
r. 30, ~. 90 % -. 80.
|hxs have passed out Into the night
" dra'h'-Eschsnse.
n.v ah,, n,
A Ii,,l, xIn h,, an uncI. vho ,susb,
Drr 10 Omen and .bu, hi. cru.h hst
IN. evening however b, sppesrvd |
a I'm an ordln.ry silk bs, which h.
-f, I'm ia. hall pr,.-utIy he saw the |
,hild coming with h,, "A. W h,, Crushed |
p,o accordion pls,,,
"oh uncI, " .b. cried .,hi. On. Il
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22

Miss kinky-what does white folks
W~an when dsy talks about paintin'
de lily, Mr.. Jackson about do
sams - buttcrin' DO pok chop. Ken
sas City Times.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22
1ko oriaiesi "Lopu Tom"

rks Original "Lens Tom"
The original Long Tom" had Q
etsnge and romantic history. II was,
Or. rather, In. for II still exists, q forty.
two pound gun of the old type. which
was originally a part of the armament
of the French battleship Hoche. Il
was captured by the British In 1913
and soon after was sold 10 the United
States government. In this country II
was placed on the ship General Arm.
strong and after some minor sdyen.
lures with our ships IN the war with
the Bsrbary states did good duty
against itS former cnptorr. the British.
by helping To run the blockade Of New
Orleans IN 1914. Afterwnrd the Arm.
strong wns sunk by the British ia tho
hnrbor VI faynl. In the Azores. There
Long Tom lay dismnntled until q "a.
triotic American procured permission
70 dig II up aud cnrry II away. and II
was brought to New York city ia 1893.
-Minnenpolis Journal.
Not His Complaint
A short while since n number Of
sms,.ur musician. I'm . coun,rv town
,nc, sor ih. n,r,o.. n, .r.,u,,,,. nm
,,ch..,r, Th.v w.r. .nnc..s,n, In
.ii m. ,.r,or,n.r. ,h.y d..
sired except an ophicleidc player.
Ono of the number finally volun.
tscred 10 take up the instrument and
,,,,,c,.,I.. ,.,, ,...,, ,,., a.. -,
,nr,.w n,.. ,r.,n ,.nn.
nan I'm IN. nisc. wh. w.. ,h.,.,n, ;.
avn nm. n. han,.n,ny ,o m.., hi,n In
NM, .,r.., am. Az .cc.s,.I h,m VIII.
",inw s,. con n,own, : haa,, vnr
..s an on.,c,.,I.
U,a-n ,o.L.S a, hin, f., ,,.. .u.
,,,.n, n, ,,n, ,rn,,.,I,. n.r.r ...-I =,
mr. ,n.,,,,,n.n, 80. .n, -.
,,......, ,.,,,.
well. II was very III about two
weeks ago. but don't think ] had that.
II any ratrG-I.ondon Graphic.
..ui A.. w.... o,...s
WI, .nouiI y. ~. Ar, a. Ma. .
.,,,,. .C.r h.r mari, .,., Tn. c,.roy.
man a, . certain church has solved
m. ,,o,,., nv ,.l,n. ,h,. dn,v unon
1,ms.,s
when s.r.h GrIny.I bowev.r WAS
hon, IN n, m. rr,.d sh. a,d no, .sno.
u. ,Iy r.,,sh the nro.n.c, of mi. mari
n an. ceremony. .nd sbe narticularly
,,l.i her .w..,he.r, when making
rr.nvcm.n,. ,o t.Ii the cl.ryvman
hst .hs didn,, wan, him IN tIss her.
mi. an. Young mon ana ss S,rec,ed.
well Ernest" ,h, said when he
I'D r.,urn.,, 90 her Ali. .whst dIS
\. ..x wh.n y.u ,ola him I J,an.,
ran, him 10 Ma, rneY,
"My sv.rt" h, rro,,.d .for,un.
,,niI.. upon NJ, lie .sid ,ba, I'm that
.s,e be would chars. only half the
'soai Zee
"ao n.'. uuus. ' &c" '""
The cesl That 10 Left.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22

Hospital. " =" ""'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22

q d. Wilson Ia In the market for all
kinds Of furs. for which he viii pay the
highest market price. Address him ut
Klamath Falls. Oregon.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22
Evidently . Mistake.

That watch" said the jsweisr.
handing II bnck. rs one VI tho kind
that's mad. to sell"
"Durn it'' exploded Uncle Josh. who
hnd bought the tincpiscs at = State
street auction establishment "I'vs
showed that there watch 10 'levsn dif.
fereni jeweIer. Ia this here town. They
ell tell inc u wns msds 20 sell sn' yit
! csht get u blamed c-ut for Il No.
~brr-s" Chicago Tribune.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22
NsttIss si the Rsstisv.

The ratil-s u the rsttl~snsks iis
sdsrwias. u 10 evident that they must
d. 10. innsmuch ss they are but con.
'inustiohs u the backbone. Tbs snake
carries the rsttIes On the ground sI.
erpi when he raises them 10 sound bis
warning Thk IL evidenced by the
fact that In every snake Of any size
that IL killed the raiti-s are worn
through on the under side. Forest and
Stream.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22

Figuring Ia q death rate Of twenty 10
the thousand. which IL . fair estimate.
annual deaths throughout the world
amount. Ia round numbers. 10 some 81.
OO.ooO " you sre seventy yssrs old
you can reflect upon IL. somewhat %.
founding fact that since you opened
your eyes To th. light of earth more
than 2.OD.OyD.OyO Of your fellow be-
ings hsr. passed out Into the night
of ath.-EschsnRr.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22

AZ M evening party they were play.
lnx xnm" which consisted Of every.
body ln III" room making = face. and
the oh' who mnds tho worst face wss
awarded u priz. They all did their
level lest. nnd then = gentleman went
w to on. Of the ladies' aud said:
We'll. mndnin. I think you have won
tbs prize"
oh" she said. Il wasn't playing"
Montreal Star.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-22
Nslf Shut L.

\ little girl has sn uncle who taught
b~f 10 open aud shut his crush hat.
On. evening. however. bs appeared
with an ordinary silk hsi, which he
left In the hsll rrcs-atiy he saw the
child coming with his new hat crushed
Into accordion pisits.
"oh. uncle" she cried. this one 70
very hnrd' I've had 10 sit on II. but
] can't get II moro than half shutr'-
Pearsons Weekly.