New-York tribune., 1908-05-17

toJntesseS and DuChesscs and 80 ~. but i
Princess from India was new sensation
i do hope she i tell rs something about
those delightful native courts. SAYS one
Why She doesn't speak work of English.
SAYS another ! heard Mrs. !ell SAY 50.
They had plenty of time to talk i over, tor
thevd been wa1tIn' nearly an hour, when
there's . STIR al the door ana the stuffed Eng
lIsh1nan the Pells has Tor :. butter shouts out
" Er Ighness. the Naharenee IurnIa Jh1n
of khelat"
"Will they stand for IL: thinks /
But say. tins Is the one spot on the map
where they DO You fash the real thing on
-hls town and YOU ve got TO back II up with
seven kinds II proof and q bunch OF affidavits,
but YOU spring good fake and they don
even stop to read the label. And for a INST
as-eood, LaurITe was the best that ever hap
pered Whv | finds myself Clnbrn on
char to get another glimpse.
Does She look the part: Say, IN that fancy
dress al Sadie : and with al that phOny deco
ration on this Laurlne girl has the Queen OF
~hcba lookin like sutfragette On q ra1ny day
And talk about your walk1n lighthouses! 0he
was e.e brilliant as u set piece at q fireworks
exhibit. Its nothin but cut glass backed with
silver foil OF course; but under the electro
lights who can tell the difference
And II al matches up 50 well too. mem
i,l,lt and green and Yellow stones against that
tinted skin OF hers lust seem TO belong there;
and the ing pearls around her neck and the
tiara on top Of all that black hair-well, the
whole combination was all to the cleopatra.
Navbe Sadie, all pink and white and red, ana
not . sign OF lewelry on her, don sho" up
some graceful IN contrast. Sadie 8 town heT
IN and THROWN the happy smiles night ana
left And say. when you re chuckln blum,
there $ nothin' like dom II well
never knew whether they put up the whole
game, OF Il il Just happened that way; 3u'
night under the big chandelier they meets Mrs
Boomer Dav with all her WAY PANT and furn1-
ture on shes wearln her pearl rope; but II
ain more n half the SIZE Of the one me lake
Maharc1lee's sportin. 1t 5 the same with ileT
sparks and other gems. she hH1S on 'iie
whole collection. and lookin as decorated up
as = Christmas tree; but when she stacks up
.,gsiret the other one her color scheme goes
ii 10 the bad And there Wa Il anyone IN
the crowd knew II quicker than MIS- i'oollIeI
Da, She turns turkey red from her shoulders
IN ,,,.,lre :, big bluff Il shakin hands. and
then edge on INTO " corner, P'S 'e'4''''' i-''
10 see the smiles that goeS around
Al dinner they plants the dummy Princess
fetwecn Mr. Pei and Pinckney maxim q
sort Il chocolate layer 80 no one Sdll SuI rns
,,.r INTO qiylrl away the part, and the toiks
has !. lovely time tellln each "ther "ilat q
81 owl lookin' lady She was and maxim
o,Ieeees IS to how many hundred Thousand
Inllars' worth Of fancy harness she wcaTln
Perhaps you think Laur1ne Is >'qililed ny an
49, Never q stun She holds her chm up
like the real article. gets away "1'h hSr mare
4 fancy food takes q up "i every klhd oi
,,,,.. tl,,,t's circulated and acts generally Ike
h,. was BEN mildly amused by lot "i nan
.i,-ilized freaks For an amateur PoiioI1hdhIe
!, vs. equal to anything IN English lady
novelist could put up
urFR ce,-au.v was the shckest. though
II In, when they'd got TO coffee Mr. zen
.,,,,Gupree that her IIIghneSs presents htI pcst
l,1,,IIrncnts and beg to be excused. mat
i li;.,,,.I for me to send for the carriage
I,,,p ;us1 passed the word to an outside
s,,nl,,, and an coming back through the front
LII y-b.n ! meets the procession eSc"Ttll iiei
-, A. Laurine steps through the drHIeflGs'
81. Il 80, extra w;4lters comes III WIN iht
.lr,l,sl-rav. Hes big hnc look1n mahogany
.,iDrrJ qent. with u curly mustache ana a
,,,t r,Lf Lew DockstadeT. lie ARRIVES l"s'
>, .,.,el, 10 almost collide with the lnnl.''loh
- nd for q second they stand there
7l,i.,,,' .ach other. Then he breaks out ana
-. r. what 4 narrow squeeze We '' t'"-
=. G,b Dc Lands sakesi Mis- Laur1ho s'lyS
-, tyyo dozen glasses ot hummer Z" 10
-, -, The hardwood floor. But you >h"uiI
,i,, ecrn Iaurine She draws herself up nn,ii
r. ,bnut a foot taller, pokes her nose li'"
h. ~ md glv.s him one ot them dr""p 'y'n,
IL, z,To glanocs that ought to have Dec" n''n
l,..,, al l,-s fIr SOU IT IA