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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-03-26

Scotland, s. D., Oct. %, 'o7.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-03-26
CITY DIRECTORY.
LODGES, ETC.

Masonic Lodge.
Every second and fourth Tuesday OF
each month Visiting brethren cordl
ally invited.
ALEX. BROWN,
RoRERT JAsMANN. w. M.
Sec'y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-03-26
CITY OFFICIALS.

Nayor-PAuL LANDMANN
Auditor. r. SMITH
Marshal-W. A. COBB
ALDERMEN:
fl'e' ""'u F. :, BIRKINBINE
seoond ward ! FRED GoEHRINe
oecoho "afo NJ. T. BROWN
mn, ;a ,a (Jos. TRoNTINA
Ah''o "'iu n. SERR JR.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1908-03-26
CHURCH SERVICES

The Methodist Episcopal Chnrch
Rev. Charles Wilcox, Pastor
Preaching on Sabbath morning 1890
Sabbath school at close of morning service
Epwsrth Leagve at 6:2o p. m:
Song service a. 1880 p. m. followed by a gospel
sermon
PRAYER meeting on Wea...,.-, en- .ne at7:So
The public is cordially invited to all of these
ervices. Seats are free. Strangers in the city
are always welcome.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
CALLED FOR SLIGHT SEVERITY.
indian Viceroy Departed from His
Policy of Kindness.

Lord Lawrence. one of the famous
vlceroys of India, was an able and
very simple man. He used to do his
work In his shirt sleeves, and dis.
couraged as much as possible all state
and ceremony. lie was inclined to
treat the natives like children, al
though he always strenuously insisted
upon their meriting and receiving jus
tice and kindness. Lord Mayo went to
India to succeed him, and on the last
afternoon before Lord Lawrence was
to leave for home he took the incom-
ing 'viceroy for drive. On the way he
impressed his doctrine Of kindness
very emphatically and solemnly on his
successor. Lord Mayo thanked him
for his helpful advice, and they re.
turned In due course to the govern.
ment house. The syce or footman,
was slow and awkward in opening the
door of the carriage, whereupon Lord
Lawrence jumped out in temper and
gave his ear an unmistakable tug
Lord Mayo turned to the viceroy's aid
with a smile. My first practical les
son In kindness to natives undoubted
ly is an odd one" he whispered.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
Heat Tests Of Clothing.

An interesting experiment, made in
June by q physician. proved conclu-
sively that for the sake of GOODNESS
only white should he worn in hot
weather.
The physician spread out in an in
tense sunshine large piece of white
cloth. another of dark yellow, another
of light green. another of dark green,
another of blue and another of black.
Then. with the help of six thermom-
eters, he made the following table of
the various heats which each color re-
ceived from the sunlight: White. 100
degrees; dark yellow, 140 degrees;
light green, 1856 degrees; dark green,
1853 degrees; blue, 1913 degrees; black,
208 degrees.
Thus the physician proved that in
July or August the man In white Is a
little less than twice as cool as the
man in blue and little more than
twice as cool as the man in black.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
FREAK PLAYS IN ROYAL GAME.
Records on Golf Grounds Very Much
Out Of the Ordinary.

On one occasion player hardi.
capped himself TO the eNlant OF playing
all his shots with one leg held up.
and the only crunlb of satisfaction
that some people can get out of the
story Is that the man missed nearly
every shot and los his wager. Also.
who has not heard of mon trying to
play with one eye covered up, ctnorS
who have had but one club against the
full set used by their opponents, and
others who have agreed to put with
nothing but their umbrellas? On one
occasion a golfer played round with
champagne bottle against man
who had all his clubs, and II Is sad
thing to know that 1t Is on record
that the man with the champagne bot.
tie won. There are said to be vari-
Gus Scots who have driven balls off
the face of expensive watches with.
out at the same time driving the faces
of the watches, and an American va
ration of this form of golf freak
ishness as practicod with much sue
cess on one occasion, was to drive q
ball off the top of hens egg, which
had been denied at one end to make
It hold the ball, but not otherwise
damaged.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
Effect of Relaxation.

DR.. Long Mayhelive Young of Chi
cago does not agree with, us that
sleeping on the front is good, says the
New York Press. But he seems to be
In his own mind an expert on relaxa-
ton. "ln my opinion" he says, "the
want of relaxation is the principal
cause of insomnia. To produce re.
Taxation we must first equalize the
circulation of the blood. This is very
often accomplished by sleeping with
the knees up, which throws the blood
into the lumbar region. The position
Is rather tiresome Il should say SOD
and on stretching out the legs equali-
cation and therefore relaxation takes
place. For insomnia supervening
upon nervousness l would advise TAX
ing some good, long breaths. When
due to want of control of the thinking
apparatus eat three or four ginger
snaps (ten cents pound, which will
warm up the stomach and transfer
the nervous energy to the solar
plexus, or stomach brain"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
Nurses Dread Lightning.

OF all people who are glad when the
season of thunderstorms is past, none
are more thankful than professional
nurses. 1T isn't that we are so afraid
of lightning ourselves" said a hospital
nurse, but 1t has a harmful effect on
our patients. Most sick people have
an unreasoning fear of lightning. In
cases OF extreme weakness or nerv.
BUSINESS a dozen flashes of binding
lightning reduces the patient to such
q state of prostration that 1t takes ex
traordinary efforts on the part of the
nurse to bring him around. II one
sick person requires all that extra at
tention in a thunderstorm, just imag
inc the predicament of the nurse who
has whole ward full of them on heI
hands"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
Shorter Dinners.

Nothing has done more to shorten
the over-elaborate dinner than the Gus.
tom of restaurant dining. In a cafe
one feels easy at inviting people to
steak with two vegetables, a salad and
cheese and coffee At home oysters
and soup, entrees and dessert would
also have been deemed necessary. SO
many people dine in restaurants now
that this simplicity is creeping into
the cheerfully selected little home din
ner. One may invite even ones formal
acquaintance to dinner without tax
ing, as someone puts it. either 'the
limitations of the cook, the hostess,
the family purse, or the patience OF
the guests"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
But Seeing ls Believing.

Three business men Of Chicago. one
of whom is said to be rather CLOSE"
in financial matters. were on their
way to luncheon one day. when they
were stopped by several sisters of
charity, soliciting aims. Each one OF
the three men contributed something
but when one of the sisters lnadvert
emily solicited from the "close" man
a second time, he protested politely
that he had already done his part. As
the three continued on their way, one
whispered in the ear Of the other. 81
believe him, but / did not see It," 81
saw him do It," whispered back the
second man, "but don't believe it,
Illustrated Sunday Magazine.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
WANTS KINDNESS IN GREETING.
Poet Objects TO Salvation Without
the Proper Spirit.

The poet was cutie cast down.
friend met him and asked after his
health. and this is what he said why
do people persist IN saying Good
Morning when the spirit Of Good
Morning is not there? WHY not give
blow? Then ON, could uffet some
resistance to this Monday morning
sanitation from people who care not
whether the morning is good or not:
who only want TO thrust themselves
upon you. Better. far, silent en-.
trance than a greeting from which the
life has fed, What does Good Morn,
ing mean unless 1t carries sympathy?
So many Good Mornings and not
one little bit OF kindness--how hard
and metallic most of them are! The
first one ] got was from gruff man
with a harsh voice. lie has set all my
nerves to jangling. why could he not
leave me alone? Then, In IA moment,
girl came and bent over my shout
der. Her voice was sweet and woman
| ly. Her Coed Morning soothed me.
One day | came along broadway
The memory of the Good Morning
| received will never leave me. !
looked into eyes upon which the dew
of the morning had fallen-out of
which the light Of heaven had
streamed. 1t made the whole day diff
ferent. l believe | could have smiled
back at the gruff man IL | had been
so greeted today" But. my good
poet" said his friend, in hurt tone,
lis that meant for me? Have | set
your nerves to jangling?" God be
thanked, no! You are the first man
I've met whom haven't felt like
numbering. Here, give me your hand,
let me shake It. again, and get into
sympathy with my kind" What an
odd fellow said his friend, as he
watched the poet walk away.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
Very important.

Everybody nowadays seems to be
wearing uniforms" said Mr.. Sirius
Barker. ENORMOUSLY. The army, the
navy, the police, the railroad men, the
theater employes-everybody has
some kind Of special costume" That's
So" answered the policeman to whom
he was relating his troubles. well
what l want to know is this: What's
the use Of having any plain citizens
clothes at all?" Great Scott, man!
There must be something for the de-
tectives to disguise themselves in"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
German Exactltude.

The widow of German officer pre-
scented herself at the office in Berlin
for the purpose of drawing the pen.
sion due her. She handed in the nee.
essary certificate from the mayor OF
the village in which she lived to the
effect that she was still alive. This
certificate is not correct" said the of.
ficer in charge. What is the matter
with it," asked the lady. 1T bears the
date of September 81" was the stern
reply, "and your pension was due on
September To-" What kind of a Ger
tificate do you wish?" asked the dis
appointed applicant. I'VE must have
certificate stating that you were
alive on September Is said the Off
Ger with great firmness.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
WHAT SHE WOULD HAVE SAID.
Lucky for Poet That American Won.
an Was Not His Spouse.

A witty and nopular American lady
was recently dining with literary
coterie in London. when some une
started a conversation about the meth,
DDS of work'0g adopted by authors
Among the waEy Instances given was
that Of a wellknown poet, Who. 1t
was said, was in the habit of writing
at night and in the early morning. and
who was wont to rouse his wife and
exclaim about four o'clock: Maria.
get up; have thought of a good
world" Immediately on receiving this
signal, the poets obedient belpmate
would arise and make a proper note
Of the thought-of word. About an hour
after new inspiration would seize
upon the bard, and he would then
call out: Maria, get up. get up,
I've thought of better word" The
company generally listened to the
story with admiration, but the bright.
eyed American remarked: We'll, II
he'd been my husband, | should have
replied: 'Alpheus, get up; I've thought
OF bad word l"-London Tit-I3its.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
ECZEMA NOW DURABLE.
All Itching Skin Diseases Which Are Not Her
edltary Instantly Relieved by Oil
Of wintersresn.
Can Eczema be cured?
Some physicians say Eyes"
Some saw MOI

Can Eczema be cured!
Some physicians say "Yes."
Some say mo"
The real question Is "What Is meant
by Eczema?" II you mean those scaly
eruptions, those diseases which make
their first appearance, not at birth,
but years afterward, and perhaps not
until middle age-then there can no
longer be any question that these
forms OF Eczema are durable.
Simple vegetable oil OF wintergreen,
mixed with other vegetable ingredi-
ents, will kill the germs that infest
the skin, Apply this prescription to
the skin, and instantly that awful itch
Is gone. The very moment the liquid
is applied, that agonizing, tantalizing
itch disappears, and continued appli-
cations OF this external remedy soon
cure the disease.
We carry In stock this oil OF winter
green properly compounded into d. d.
d. prescription. While We are not
sure that it will cure all those cases OF
skin trouble which are inherited, we
positively know that this d. d. d.
prescription, whenever rightly used,
will cure every last case OF genuine
Eczema or other skin trouble, which
did not exist at birth.
We know this. Anyway you, your
self, will know that ID. ID. ID. prescrip
tion instantly takes away the itch the
moment II Is applied to the skin
Stopthat itch today Instantly. Just cal
at Ritter Bros Drug Co and try thi:
refreshing and soothing liquid; also
! ask about ID. ID. ID. soap,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15

Little Edgar had been reading about
the beautiful paintings on the ceilings
and the walls of some of the great
cathedrals of Italy. Looking up from
his book, he said
at was too bad, wasn't it, father?"
What do you mean?"
About Raphael and Michelangelo
and those other painters not having
money enough to buy canvases to
paint on"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
SIMPLE REMEDY FOR Ia GRIPPE.

La grippe coughs are dangerous as
they frequently develop into pneumo.
MIA Foley's Honey and Tar not only
stops the cough but heals and strength
ems the lungs so that no serious results
need be feared The genuine Foley's
Honey and Tar contains no harmful
drugs and is In yellow package. Re-
fuse substitutes. Sold by all drug
gists.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
The Reason.

There goes a man who doesn't get
credit at any business establishment
in town." who? Old Mr.. Worthy :?
Why, | thought he was one of the
most reliable men in the city. Why
doesn't he get credit" Because he
always pays cash."
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15
One of the Tests.

so your daughter made a brilliant
marriage?" mot very" answered Mr..
Cumrox. Your son-in-law is of noble
origin?" Yes. But could pronounce
his name properly the first time I
tried"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1908-02-15

Harsh physics react, weaken
the bowels, cause chronic consti-
patton. Doan's Regulets operate
easily, tone the stomach, cure
constipation. 25c. Ask your
druggist for them.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
Tr111h and
Quality

appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk Of life and are essential to permanent
success and crcditable standing. Accor-
ingly, il is not claimed that Syrup of Figs
and Elixir Of SIENNA is the only remedy of
known value, but one Of many reasons
why it is the best Of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that it cleanses,
swcetens and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any facilitating
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
1t acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly aS laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug
gists.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
ITCHING HUmoR ON BOY
HE Hands Were Solid Mass. and
Disease Spread All Over Body
-cured In 4 Days BY cuticura.

Zone day we noticed that our Ettlo
boy was all broken out with itching
sores. We first noticed it on his little
hands. His hands were not as bad.
then, and We didn't think anything
serious would result. But the next day
we heard Of the Cuticura Remedies
being so good for itching sores. by
this time the disease had spread all
over his body, and his, hands were
nothing but a solid mass of this itch
Ing disease. purchased box of CUT
cura Soap and one box of. Cuticura
Ointment, and that night l took tho
Cuticura Soap and lukewarm water
and washed him well. Then dried
him and took the Cuticura> Ointment
and anointed him with it. ] did this
every evening and in four nights he
was entirely cured. Mrs. Frank DON
ahue. EOS Fremont ST., Kokomo, lnd.
Sept. 16. 1907"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
His Successful Plea.

The late Judge Pettingill of the
Maiden district court concealed under
an apparently stern exterior a kind
heart, and nothing touched him so
quickly as an unintentional witticism,
especially IL it we're at the expense of
the court.
One day a prisoner, arraigned be.
fore him for drunkenness and still I'm.
der the influence of liquor, pleaded as
hard as he could to be placed on pro.
baton.
"Why should place you on proba-
tion?" said the Judge, sternly. "Why,
you're drunk now"
mo. I'm not. your honor" said the
poor prisoner. I'm as sober as a
judge"
He was placed on probation.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
RoesERlEs SOLVED.

Minot Box Car Robbers Have Been
Finally Landed.
The Great Northern box car robber.
les at Minot are at last solved. Two
employees named Burns and Daley
were captured this afternoon after a
robbery last evening, in which large
amount Of merchandise was stolen.
Several hundred dollars worth of
silks were discovered, and later in
the evening 800 worth Of cigars. The
robberies had been going on for some
time, and the detectives have been
on the trail Of the offenders.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
Want Free Delivery.

The new city commissioners of Man.
dan made their reports for their de-
partments, which showed that the new
system is working nicely and at a
great saving to the taxpayers.
Every effort is being made to get
the people to have the numbers placed
on their houses so that the free de,
livery OF mail will be granted. The
chief Of police was instructed to visit
the property owners and notify them
Of the necessity Of numbering their
houses.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
ronmy's Error.

Mrs. De smythe Tommy, do you
want some nice plumb jam? "
Tommy-Yes, mother. :
Il was going to give you some to
put on your bread, but I've lost the
key to the pantry" ~ FL
You don't need no key, mother. I
can reach down through the window
and open the door from the inside"
That's what wanted to know.
Now. just wait till your father comes
home"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
FIRE cosTs ROAD 1873.

School District Secures Damages for
Loss Of Grove Of Trees.
In the case of the Cleveland School
District VS.. Great Northern Railway,
tried at Lakota, the jury found YER
dict in favor of the plaintiff for 1878.
The school district had a fine grove
of trees and fire, alleged to have been
started by q Great Northern engine.
destroyed the trees. Suit was &C.
cordingly brought for $500.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
Solar System, Maybe.

Solar System, Maybe.
Nine. Veriphatte Ito theatrical
agent)-1 was once the star in a
provincial music hall.
Theatrical agent-A star? o, you
are too modest. You must have been
a whole constellation, weren't you?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
One Goot Turn, Etc.

Third Floor Tenant-See here! I'm
one Of a committee of men in this
apartment, and I've called to ask you
to sell your flute.
Second Floor Tenant-Delighted to
see you. I'm one Of another commit.
tee, and was about to ask you If you'd
sell your baby.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
Ihinklets.

Thinklets.
Boarding house milk is like the
quality Of mercy-not strained.
The man who has no scruples does
not hesitate to take a dram.
After a ride on the water wagon a
mintjulip comes as relief-a kind of
bar.relief.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
Extra Rent.

II accidentally tore one Of the cur
tains this morning." said the roomer.
Whats to be done about it,"
I'll tell the landlady," said the
chambermaid. land she'll put it down
as extra rent"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

A suggestion for 1908: Take Garfield Tea
to establish and maintain a normal action
of the digestive organs, to purify the blood.
Health.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

Being patient has it's disadvantages
The LATEST person the writer ever
knew was also the most patient.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

DR.. J. II. RlNDLAus, (speciaIist),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. D.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

There's lot of difference between
sending petition to heaven and dis.
patching prescription here.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

IOCaI OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .XI .W
Above iss sufficient seed to grow IS bu.
Of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-
liant flowers and all is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOR 12c,
or if YOU send Ice, we will add a package
Ct Sa,i Beri liner Earliest CaulitioWer John a.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

WE PAY TOP PRICES FOR CREAM.
Cash every day. Write for prices and tags.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

Character is soon narrowed when
you try to be liberal in regard to ques.
tions Of absolute right and Justice.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

WE SELL GUNS AND TRAPS CHEAT
buy furs and hides. or tan them for robes &
rugs. N. w. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

The places where we have helped
others are our milestones on the way
to heaven.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

You cannot advertise your own
straightness by uncovering anothe.
mans crookedness.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

There never was a person so insig
nificant that they could not be annoy
ing.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

His heart is dead who feels no draw.
ing on things within when a child
takes his hand.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

1t makes no difference which side of
the street you take, you will find your
enemy also preferred that side.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

ONLY ONE "BROMO QuININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QGININE. Look 70,
the signature Of e. w. GROVE. Used tho VOID
over TO Cure Cold in One Day. &c.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

HIDES & rURs TANNED FOR ROBES
Coats or rugs. Send for price list to
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

Almost all the world echoes a loud
amen to those people who pray to be
delivered from this vale of tears.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

SHIP US YOUR CREAM TO-DAY,
or write for tags and prices
CRESCENT CREAMERY CO., st. Paul.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

You hold a boy from power when
you protect him from pain and hard.
ship.