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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1908-02-14

The sanest of men would grow mad
II confined i'm a ward with go mad
men. Thaw says eff / ann confined
10 this place will 90 mad, and that's
good evidence of hi, present sanity.
II might be well To keep the young
man for the remainder Of DO, days out
Of the fast life of New York and Paris,
but surely not I'm such surroundings.
The jury has pronounced him guiItle,s
and his present punishment is worse
than death. 10 is a living death
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14
5. A. YERMILLION.
Ticket Agent, c. &. A. r. R.
HiaeINsvILLE, MO.


| have bought out Kret,
That's the place you bet,
If you don't know
You win find me in Dutch row.
"HNEsLEYn
Now is the time for buckwheat
cakes. Try some of our pure buck.
wheat -four in bulk or self rising
buck wheat or pan cake -four in pack
Sges, at Jos. L. Long, Cash Grocer.
We are getting out a line of Wash
drawings that are attracting a great
deal of attention. We hope that
those who appreciate nice Photos
viii avail themselves of anopportunity
to get the best work made. We
invite comparison Of u Sepia
Platinums with work made anywhere.
Call and see the work.
Phone 2t5. The Picture shon
Colored souvenir post cards contain
Ing views Of Lexington on sale al the
PICTURE sHcp and the regular
PLACES, ? TO- . cents. Photo peat
8 ceres each, 9 for % cents.
0. 0. Wilson CO, handles
and all kinds Of chicken
Also International Poultry
and Stock food. Phone l7O.
.l7tf.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

should &c studied by every parent. Il
your child Is nervous, fretfnI. stsrts
,s's Steep Is pasty faced, has rings
under its eyes, always seems hungry.
I NOT gaining weight, YOU can be
sure tne trouble is worms. Whites
xlsam Sernitnge is an absolute cure
z worms Is it's W pureatiye.
Sold by Leroy FARMER.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14
See Us for Prices.

We are prepared to do all kinds o.
hauling on short notice freight.
merchandise, morning and evening
Pianos handled with care.
CALDWELL, DREYER & CURTIS.
Phones 642, 27SI1 or 278
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

Alball win be given by the Ladies
Auxiliary Of the knights of Father
Matthew Tuesday evening. March
18th at Turner Hall. Admission 75c.
Ladies Free. ~
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14
Sherwin & Williams Paint
w. F. Weis..

| bake salt-risen bread on Tues
days and Saturdays. Order as much
as you want.
12-19tf MRS T, r MApr-
Johansens ladies and children shoes
at VIM & Ewiug's.
Have you visited the Nickle9 Open
every evening. 7-l3
All orders for feed promptly
filled at Gelzer's. Phone II.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14
Pianos.

Have your pianos repaired, tuned
and regulated by A. L. UT, practical
musician and mechanic with years Of
experience. 2-l5tf
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14
Notice Something New.

Grand old time hddlers contest at
the New Grand opera house, Monday,
Marc h 18th. All folders invited.
Priz es for every fiddler contrasting,
sho wn IN vaughan's grocery store
windows. 8-9t6
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

Try some Of our are pitted pre-.
served cherries that we are closing.
out at cash, and q can Of succotasb
los L. Long, Cash Grocer.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

in the same rooms all winter witbo,,
new wall paper. New spring pat
terms for 1908 received daily. At
DOME Weber's. WEBER BROS.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

McNeal \ Irwin Safe. Two doors.
oz M nigh s0In. vide. ,Fire proof.
Worth $4,000 for $1,000 Csn attbe
Drug Store i.zotfd & v
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14
Yes We Work

Don't forget US when you want the
best granitoid steps and walks con.
crete walls, foundations and footings.
We make the best and treat YOU
white. 1--WE LOVE WORK.
Phone 325. JOHN I. AsH1rRsr
Contractor
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14
CLOSING OuT.

Sale Of groceries. | am going
TO close out my entire stock Of
groceries at cost, and handle
shoes exclusively. Here IS YOUR
chance to pick up some bar.
gains for cash.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

we have never had such a variety Of
styles IN suits to show you as now.
any style from the jaunty manish tailor
ed to the very dressy creation - nv,
spring shades.
HOW would you like a pretty little checked
SUIT IN tan brown or gray for $500? .Or a
SVEN little suit in tan, brown, green or Blue
stripe extremely new for $40. oo2
a new style P~rincesse jumper. The very
leeest IN champagne biscuit, brown, navy or
copenhagen blue. Many styles for $40. 90.
Tome and see our line Of black suits. The
silk $40 90 up. :
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

Now is the time to buy your gar.
den seed and flower seed for early
sewing. And W e have a very fine lot
OF onion sets, both top and bottom
sets at Jos. L. Long, Cash Grocer.
Reduced rates to Hot Springs, Ark
on sale March LIST. For full particu-
lars call on or write
A. $. LOOMS, Agent.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

long silk gloves 50, rs and sl.OO at
Minu & Ewing's.
White waistings from 10 cents to
30 cents per yard at VIM & Ewing's.
Garden seed in bulk fresh and new
in large quantities at Jos. L. Long,
Cash Grocer.
We are closing u a lot Of sI.OO
hirts at Boz See display in west
window. H. Sinauer.
Rain coats for men and BOYS at
half price. See display in east
window. H. Sinauer.
For coffee that's "best by test 90
to VIM & Ewing's.
M. Coen's morning dew face or cam
Is an ideal skin food and tissue
builder. Lends a youthful appear
ance to wrinkled faces. For sale by
Or enshaw & Young.
0. 0. Wilson & Co. deliver
promptly all kinds of feed, flour
a meal. Phone ITO 7.I7tf
For a good cold bottle Of beer that
did not make Milwaukee famous but
made Milwaukee jealous, brewed in
Lexington Mo-, by the Lexington
Brewing Co., go to the Gem. 6-22
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

Boston beauty mackerel 10 cents at
Winn a. Ewing,s.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

LosT:-Between Baptist church
and Tevis bridge a pair of gold rim
med spectacles in case. Finder please
return to this office.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14
Wants.. For Sale Etc.

Rooms To RENT:-Two or three
rooms to rent. Apply at this Office.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

Shirt ahts-om shirt waist stock is unsurpassed We bm !.
Auya nj very style from 49cu up % %auann lingerie waists
~ a@" "hen mynga sut from us youw have no trouble marbrr ~ E 49,,
and MT Ia m n Tue @w sP@ hada in a fine quality rwhhg haea. We bought them -. 10 INK
r. values we have ever had in black hfetah from SIS oomn nMU" you the best
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

vel nave Always caned a complete stock Of gloves and this year W e hayem more
man eVer I'D gloves very length and shade. We have long silk gloves 10 the fol-
lowing SHADES Black white, red navy-corI pink nile tan, brow. hvender tr
auossa ana BABY ue The Eastern craze is for the chamos. We would like to fit YOU
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

FOR sALE:-High grade short horn
Dull GEO. YOUNG, near Prairie
church.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-03-14

For SALEs-Land in tracts of from
ten to fifty acres. Terms easy. One
mile of court house.
l7z4-tt do B. b. FRAZER.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
ADJUSTMENTS



sI.ook outr is what 4 man yelled
ii the TOP II his voice. who occupied
i scas III the front ROW u i theatre
recently when the train il @Thc
Rocky Mountain Express the new
melodrama, came rushing on the
stage. When the snorting engine
made It's appearance The audi.
tor thought the train was going
10 plunge into the audience
II was simply one Of the great me.
chanical effects Of this powerful play
that Is making d big hit en- tour, Tbs
production Is different in every par,
ticular; the interesting stage story Is
told BY 4 company Of players Of the
better class, and this melodramatic
success is so cleverly put on that Il
has been called the best of all rail.
road plays with a far-Western at,
mosphere. The Klimit & Ga2zolo
Amusement Company are responsible
for il, and II will have lis initial pre-.
sentation at the Astoria theatre on
Sunday, @'The Rocky Mountain Ex-
press in no way resembles the old
fashioned railroad play, but is new,
original, and worthy Of attention.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
MADE i'm
HEAVE N.
nv Z. BLAIR EATON
Copyrighted, 1905, BY Associated
Literary Press.
nv 4 BLAIR EATON.

The bishop had Just landed a blue
tish. II was a big tsh, md before Il
was finally hauled into the cockpit ot
enc sally D, Il had displayed undoubted
qualities Of gameaess that had warmed
the cookies Of The bishops heart
Therefore. as Jim Croker, who al
ways took the bishop out when he
tlshed III Eepcnnessett bay, tiattcncd
down the sheet and headed tho little
catbOat FOR the rips once moro there
was a seraphic smile on the bishops
intellectual face.
He stood with one foot on the seat,
paying ont his tine nsteru. his eyes
taking In dellghtcdly the sparkle aud
tiash Of the water and the little white
clouds creeping up above the horizon,
Those clouds whispered Of d smart
breeze later on. and With the wind
freshened a BIZ II world bc an ideal
day for fish. Anon .ac bishop turned
% survey his latest catch. and each
time as be aid 20 Nc gave d little
chuckle OF satisfaction.
Suddenly there was a mighty tug at
the line; astern was a flash Of blue
and silver as the nsh lcaped from the
water The bishop took a Griner hold
on the line. and his eyes glowed with
excitement.
Ease her up d BIT Jim he called
to the man at the tIller. Look at the
fellow rive hooked this time. He's the
father OF them allF'
so engrossed wus the bishop with
his fish TINT he did not hear the quick
painting OF i gasoline engine. nor did
be see the rnwer boat tearing toward
them, sending w twin waves OF white
spume at It's bow
Just rs tie second ashland II was
considerably larger than the first was
hauled aboard the Sally b. the cough.
Ing exhaust OF the engine ceased and
the power boat shot alongside.
There were two men In tia big.
athletic young fellow with clean cut
features who stood beside the wheel Ia
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
TOUR OF INSPECTION.
Marine Underwater From Germany
Looking Up Interests.

= VICTORIA, B. G., Oct. IA Cap
tain D, Callaen, representative Of the
German underwriters Of Hamburg,
who is here on tour of investiga-
tion, inspected the Esquimalt ship
repairing yards and said they were
the best equipped on the coast for
repair work
He recently investigated the loot
ing Of cargo at Chilian ports and
says insurance has been increased
from 4 3-4 per cent to 10 per Gem as
a result Of his report He instanced
two cases where steamers had been
practically pirated in harbor at Anto-
fagasta The steamer Serato Of the
Pacific Steam Navigation Company
he said, had been attacked, the watch
man oyerpowered and the captain
held up at a revolver point while the
matches were taken off and valuable
cargo stolen, being lifted into small
boats alongside with their steamers
own winch by the pirates. There had
been TOO, practically pitched battle
with reyolyers at Antofagasta be-
tween the pirates and the crew Of the
steamer Coya Of w r. Grace &
Company
In another case 40 tons Of Bolivian
cargo valued at 10000 pesos had been
looted from lighters and loaded on
an Italian bark. Very heavy losses
had also occurred at Talcuhuano as a
result Of the neglect Of cargo which
had been left to sink in the sand
abandoned for months.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
SATURDAY NIGHT.

Watkins Tennessee Jubilee singers
the we'll known colored organization.
In the first part they appear in over.
alls, buses and colored dresses, red
handkerchiefs around their neck or
head, like Old Southern mammies. =
The character work with 4 chorus re.
frain Of "Old Black joe makes an
instantaneous hit and captures the
audience, The second part pleases be.
cause Of their appearance in "full
dress" and everyone appreciates the
most excellent and unequaled work
of the black male quartette: Tailiope,
"Schneider's and" "Colored Jubilee :
Way Down Yonder in de corn6eld," |"
Roll on and Load Dat Cotton"
Keep Moving Maggie, the Cows
Are III dc Glover" etc, are the
favorites.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15


Lawyer Smart Good morning, Mr..
Gull. What can DO for you today?
II want to get your opinion on q mat
ter Of law
Yes
MY hens got Into my neIghbor
Browns yard, ana be poisoned them.
What want to know Is, can recoy-
er danmgesY'
"CeRaiiIy II was malicious mis-
chief Oh his part, besides being d de-
structlon Of your property
Thanks. But hold. stated that
wrong II was Browns hens got into
my yard, and It was l who administer
ed the poison
"Ah. yes; see. Tint puts Il differ
ent col0P llpaa tliy' trunsaction. and 1t
Is cieur that he. IN the person of Dis
hens. was the tFeNpasser, whereas In
lcaylpg tle lolsc9 Oh your promises
yon were dnltr unaware That his fowls
would uat Il. Il was purely an acci-
dent, so fhr As yOil were concerned" 4
Thanks How nuch?'' Y
Thirteen and fourpence.
why, that's Just twice what you
asked for legnl opinion the other
day"
~ know II; but you see. | have CIV
en- YOU two opinions today London
f--s. rss4-
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
ALL CHEAPER THERE.


WASHINGTON, Oct. l4.-Amer-
lean makers Of plows and harvesting
machinery are losing their trade,
which 20 years ago they almost ex-
clusively controlled in Tasmania ac-
cording to Consul Henry D. Baker.
This is attributed to the failure of
American dealers TO recognize Tas-
mania's requirements. Consul Baker
declares that there should be good
market for cultivating implements in
Tasmania if implements Of patterns
suitable to that country are manu-
factured.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15

as it should Be in such an emergency
as Campbell was confronted with,
Aut Il goes u shqw that The lawyers
for The defense were not without
reason for using the last, best, ex-
pedients at hand, and all others they
might eontrive
The elder brother Of the man who
was KILLED, Mr. Mcclellan, was il the
city yesterday and left up last even
ing on the steamer Lurlinc for Port.
land, where, in the interests Of JUS
sice, hc intends 10 publish the story
OF the whole affair in the columns Of
another paper than the Oregonian
and give as wide publicity 70 his
famiIy's side Of the unhappy issue as
was given to Mr. Campbells, He
would not talk much. and what he
did say was not, under any circum-
stances, to be construed as other than
sorrowful and quietly reproachful; he
was determined. however, to counter,
act the effSst Of the Oregonian's i'll
advised screed and attempt to put an
interested public right in the big
premise. He will return to this sec
tion in about two weeks and arrange
for the future Of his dead brothers
wife and family.
AS far as Astoria Is concerned. the
issue of the trial at Cathlamet came
as thunderholt TO those not in inti-
mate touch with the real situation up
the river; but the consensus Of feel
ing here is that 1t is well to abide the
terms Of verdict, however unex,
pected it may be, as the best express
sion Of good citizenship; but there is
no mincing Of opinions as to the
means used in achieving tbs verdict
since they could not escaped discus
sion in a city SO clearly, and nearly.
identified with the parties to the
miserable history.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
1MPALED UPON BOLT.

SANTA ROSA, Cal, Oct. a.
Impaeld upon steel bolt in a fall
from a bridge on the North Shore
Railroad, Percy Kyle, bridge work
er, was suspended in mid-air yester-
day for number Of minutes, strug-
Cling to free himself and appealing
for relief until he died in view Of the
workmen who we're endeavoring to
rescue him. Kyle, who had been in
the employ Of the company several
years, fell distance Of 20 feet from
the bridge upon which he was work
ing and his breast was penetrated by
the bolt, which projected upright from
one Of the supports.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15

THAT'S THE MORNING BOAT TO THE IS
LAND"
the bow and small, dark man. evi.
IDENTIFY the engineer, perched on the
seat by the engine amidships.
"Hellog' the big young man hailed
them. 'Is this Bishop Carington's
boatg
Il am Bishop Darlington" said the
bishop.
Good" said the other, with much
relief. Bishop, wish to goodness
you'd have spread the news abroad
last night that you were down here.
1t would have saved me no end Of wor-
ry AS 1t Is, we've time enough yet
I'm going to ask you to do me a favor,
II you villa very great favor My
name is Devereaux-John Henderson
Devcreaux. | think you knew my IA
ther very we'll"
Look here" said the bishop. fare
you BilIy Deyereaux's son?"
"The same young Deyereaux grin
ned.
my boy said the bishop heartily.
'scome aboard
"There isn't time" said the younger
man. Bishop, as say, am going to
ask favor Of you"
"Don't hesitate to do so." said the
bishop graciously.
4 want you to come with me In the
power boat to Dark island"
"WeIl. well. well!" said the bishop.
the while a frown wrinklcd his brows.
s'That will be an hours run in that
boat Of yours Another. too. to get
back here, and the fishing this morn
ing is particularly good Am ! very
necessary to your plans. whatever they
aref''
The young man In the power boat
leaned forward eagerly,
Bishop said he, Il just watched
you land that last fish 81 yours. and
the manner In which you did II told
me-pardOn my frankness- that you
have d bit Of sporting blood In your
veins Therefore ! think this favor !
am going to ask Of you you'll grant
me- can get you to Dark island in
this craft III forty-6ve minutes BY driv-
ing her. and we can get back home
IN the same time. III promise you
won't he away from your tiahIng over
two hours VIII you cOmeY'
lyon are Billy DeyePeaux's son."
sighed the bishop. "FoI that reason /
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15

WASHINGTON, Oct. 14.--While
no formal statement was issued from
the White House, Secretary Loeb to-
day denied that President Roosevelt
promised the Office Of Commissioner
General Of Immigration to Daniel J.
Keefe, Of Detroit, president Of the In.
teTnatlonai Association Of Long
shoremen, in consideration Of Mr.
Keefe's action in declaring for Mr..
Taft in opposition to the proBryan
campaign Of President Gompers, Of
the American Federation Of Labor.
Mr., Loeb added that Mr.. Keefe in his
deniel of the story was absolutely
coMect.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
\ DIVER MEETS DEATH.

DECATUR. Texas Oct ~ -cllie
Mckenzie, professional high diver,
was Instantly killed at the fair
grounds here yesterday when he div,
I'd from q height o. 80 ises, striking
the netting feet FIRST Mckenzie ~.
bounded high ii the air, falling head
hrst on the outside, crushing bis skull
and breaking his neck Mckenzie,
who was 70 years old, lived IN Man
guin, Okla.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15

Cheese CRACKERS arc bptter WHEN
ttiadc the day they ARE 70 bO eaten.
Use American grated cheese and
saltIne crackers. For each two table.
spoonfuls allow one Of creamed butter,
rubbing shoni together TIL perfectly
smooth, Spread evenly on tho wafsfs
and set them IN moderate oven n
glaze the cheese. watch carefully 10
prevent burning. There IA nothing nicer
to serve with q plain salad.--New York
Post.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
CONVENTION OF CHURCHES.

NEW ORLEANS, Oct. IA, Min.
isterial relief, church extension and
temperance were the questions dis
cussed today at the international
Convention Of the Churches Of
Christ, A strong appeal for the bet
ter care Of ministers was made BY
Rev. Stauffer Of Angola Indiana.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15

The tcacher was giving IN expcsi-
ton on ctlpable homicide.
IN I went out IN small boat" no
said, ''and the owner know II was
leaking and I got drowned, what
would that bes"
After q few tninttos' silence little
boy stood up and said:
"A holiday. sirT
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
Important Meeting.

A special meeting Of the stockhold-
ers and members Of the Astoria
Amateur Athletic Association is call
ed to meet at the Clatsop County
Court House, Circuit Court rooms,
on Thursday, October 18th, at 1880
p. m, for purposes Of reorganization.
The presence Of each stockholder
and member Is necessary in order to
transact business Of vital importance.
G. q. FULTON,
President
H, F. PRAEI.
Vice President.
l0,l3-3t
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
UMATrLLA DRENcHED.

PENDLEToN, Or, Oct. Al.
Heavy showers during the last two
days have thoroughly soaked the soil
of Umatilla County. Fall seeding, 50
long delayed, will start in earnest at
once. The need OF rain had been
greatly felt by all interests,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
REGISTRATION BRISK.

PORTLAND. Oct. l4-Registra
ton continued brisk at the courthouse
this morning, 70 voters having regis
tered. OF these 4S were Republicans,
10 Democrats and 9 members Of mis-
cellaneous parties. The books will
be open until October 20.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
TEACHERS MEET.

DALLAS, Oct. l4.-The annual
Teachers Institute Of Polk county
has opened in Dallas with large at
tendance. Many prominent speakers
from throughout the state are pres
ent and the lectures at night promise
to be full Of interest.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
PRAIRIE FIRE.

DALLAS, S. D., Oct l4.--This
town is seriously threatened BY d
prairie FIRE which started at noon 10.
day. Several buildings have caught
and Others are in danger A general
panic among the homeseekers pre-
walls.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
4 uInhthonnnl niHaranra.

Colonel Carver AMI Judge Short.
range have Just had Il heated dispute
By telephone ever 'cItLer' and 'eyether'
The Judge called the colonel lIar.r
care they looking for each otherTr
"Yes. All IL over but the shooting.w
Judge.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15
Aura sinn.

"Tiog's rcIl taas man another drink"
orlcrcd the hoes.
He's al right argued tho barkeep.
-He amt full"
NO, but he's beginning 70 tell what
q nice family he comes Of."-Louisyills
Courier.J0urnaI ~
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15

"Is your wife a good cook?r asked
somebody Of q young man who bad w.
comfy mutTied.
Well" replied the proud young hus-
band tlionghtfuily. "she can BOIL wateT
without burning it"-so somsrgilIa Jour
nal.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15

sT PETERSBURG. Oct i4s
Fiitytwo new cases of cholera, In.
cIuding n deaths Ii the record for
ST, Petersburg for q hours ending at
noon today
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15

Widow Wilkins-I shall always, Keep
green my memory Of dear SIlaa.
Mrs. Hudkins-~That ought TO- be-
easy. You started together 90 green
that you would beshocked BY d change
Of color Dcayer News
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-10-15

Lena--I didn't think you'd let ~ mani
kiss you on suchlshort acquaintance.
Maude- Well. he thoroughly convlnc-
ed me that It was all my own fhuItt
TINT hadn't met him sooner. Smart
Set