The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-07-25
Dated this the oath day


parke Yon K ~ lpt4s hank ac'
count with your mite, don't YOU:
Iane-I deposii the money. and she
dra VS. II our Montreal star
According to II German investigator,
4 smoker sends into the air about -FOUR
billiona minute particles Of dust at ev-
cry pun
Dad wish could be little boy
again. like you, Willie.
Willie--l wish you could, dad--only
hitler. Of course. Judge
"Do you know just hewl high her
voice goesy'
ask dollars least that's what my
seat COST cleveland Plain Dealer.
The right OF the ladies to propose
during leap year and to claim q hus.
band or silk gown forfeit is trad
tionally. ascribed. to st. Bridget
wife WRITING, = Which Ii prope.,
"disillusioned' or "disillusionized?'
Husband 90 Oh, just say married
and let II 90 at that.
why not set your cap for that
young man7 He's single and well on"
Yes, he's single. but he knows he's
well on."-Pittsburg Post.
The width Of Bering strait at the
narrowest point Ia thirty-six miles
from East cape, Asia. to Cape Prince
OF Wales. America.
Grandpa--Now, Jack, what's the piu-
ral Of penny
Jack-rwo cents. srandpa. --Phliadel-
phia INQUIRER
The flrst mention Of the pipe organ
In history 10 In connection with Solo
mons temple. where there was an or
gan with ten Ypipes,
Every adult male Mohammedan Is
liable to military service except those
who have had the good fortune to be
born In Constsptinople,
The. armor, or the fonrteenth century
was 20 heavy that fallen knight
could not rise from the ground with
out assistance
Gutta percha In prepared from the
1uice OF certain trees which are found
in, the Malay peninsula and adjacent
islands.
An island Of the Danube called En-
gel. near Pichment began one day IN
May. 1910, to float and moved q dis
lance Of eighty miles before It stopped
Hatf urmor was worn In the CONT
mental armies until the last century
In exceptional cases body armor Is
still worn by special soldiers
eliot and cold water, ehi' enthused
the new arrival In the dressing room.
Nope" was the answer; two kinds
Of cold Harper's Weekly.
When a man says that he wants
time to consider a proposition he usual
" means that be wants to get his
wifs's permission. = Detroit Free Press
Nubbins-- Here Ii line Of poetry
that says. Every wife Is worth her
weight In. gelds' v that statsnent
were really true. a man could double
his wealth IN y hurry
Bliffers-- How sof a.
NubbIns-- Why. marry thin woman
and fatteu her up 81. .,
And what looks more awkward
than to go q wonsan stepping on Y
street cars bantereh Mr. Gannsr.~
Il can tell you,' answered Ars, Gun.
ner quickly.
"a 'sWhatr' S
why. a man washing, diahsa Chi
cage News
A. witty newspapsrs paragrAphist 70
ceiveu letter requesting him to state
whar were the principai causes Of his
wit, The answer was promptly re-
turned. II was thh:
mine hours Of sleep every night,
thras sQuars ueais every day an&sa
good salary"
"The widow has promised to marry
me-"
"Surs she promised ter
"of course am sure! what d. you
raeapi"
II thought perhaps that you couldn't
tell q promise from q thrsat.'-Hous.
ton Post,
A man entered Z drug store IN. .
hurry and. asked for dossn tive grain
quinine pills.
Shall put EN- tn box. strr the
drug clerk asked - he ceuateA them
out.
"Oh. no." replied the customsr. Il
want to roll them home