The Florida star. (Titusville, Fla.) 1880-1917, 1908-09-25

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Boy-Repetition.
Teacher-Give me an example.
Boy-We are going to have sleeps
head tomorrow for dinner. and my
sister Elsie's young man Is coming to
dinner also.
Teacher-Go up tOp.-London Fun
Madame Ito her chambermaid)-Jus-
tine, the doorbell rang.
els madame sure 1t wasn't the
clockr'
Couldn't belt is only a quarter Of
TO-"
Eyes, but madame knows the clock
is fastT'-Paris Journal.
Sunday School Teacher-Come now,
Arthur, surely you can tell me what
benedlction is. What is the last thing
your mother asks when she goes to
bed at night?
Arthur-She asks pa II he is sure he
locked all the doors and windows and
put the cat out
According to the figures of the gov
eminent geological survey. the state
capital which attains the greatest ele-
walton above sea level is Denver,
with an altitude Of SITS feet. while
the lowest point is held by Annapolis,
Nd, its elevation above the sea being
only four feet.
"My dear" began the minister's wife.
there's a hat at the millin"-
There you go again." he quickly in
terrupted. always thinking Of world
ly things"
But, my dear, you wrong me-" she
said. This bonnet is perfectly heav-
ehly."
An Anglo-Indlan. says an English
newspaper. gave the following "char-
acter'' to his native cook. who exhibit
ed 1t with much complacency:
"This servant has been with me for
six months. 1t seems much longer. He
leaves me now on account OF Ill health
my Ill health"
"Mr. Snug" said the doctor graveIy.
ct am afraid your wife's mind is
gone"
'T am not surprised at that" re-
piled Mr.. s. "She's been giving me a
piece Of it every day for the last If
teen years, and 1t wasn't much to start
on, either.
The art or exercise Of dancing can
be traced back to the early Egyptians,
who ascribe that invention to their god
Thoth. Beyond a doubt dancing is
much older than history. 1t began in
connection with religious rites and
was performed in honor Of the deities
that were worshiped.
Inqulring Lady-How much milk
does your cow give day?
Truthful Boy-'Bout eight or nine
quarts, lady.
Inaulring Lady-And how much OF
that do you sell?
Truthful Boy-'Bout twelve quarts,
,ady.-London Mail.
81 saw one of your old girls today.
began the wife.
"And | saw one OF your old beaux,'
responded the husband. Suppose we
call 1t a tie and switch the converse
ton to something else"
1t was so agreed.-Kansas City indie
pendent.
81 want a photograph representing
me just as / am. None of this touch
ing up business. understand"
You are in the wrong shop" replied
the artistic photographer. Better try
the police station. It's q BertillioI
style OF picture you're after."-Phila
delphia Ledger.
Good morning." said the soda water
Ice. You look rather spry this morn
ing"
Yes" replied the ice cream freezer
Il just did few turns. You look ra
Their smart yourself"
Yes; YOU see have Just beer
shaved. "-EXchanSe
An Englishman, newly returned
, from America. was asked II he hat
r visited Philadelphia.
; ooh. ya-aS." he replied. Awful!
: odd place. Nearly all the people arr
! named Scrapplc. and they have Il dlsl
] they call 'biddle' every morning 70
! breakfast" Saturday Evening Post.
A Travelling Mans Experience.
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