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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
SICK MAN WANTED CHANGE.
More Than Willing to Make Transfer
with Physician.

A Syracuse business man who. be
sides being extremely active and am
bilious, has much sense of humor,
was taken sick with slight attack of
pneumonia. His physician, aware that
it would be a task to keep his high
strung patient in bed. sought to i'm
press on him the seriousness of the
ailment and the necessity of absolute
rest; all OF which the sick man lis
tened to In a bored manner. Never
theless he consented to obey the doc
tor.
But this enforced inactivity ranked
In him. and each succeeding day
found the patient importuning the
medical man attendant to allow him
10 get out to business. Then, dis
gusted. he would lie back to cast inn
precautions at the memorable physi-
clan.
One morning the physician, after
having been up all night on an inn
portant case, appeared at his patients
house at the usual hour. He had hard1
ly stuck his haggard face inside the
door, however, before tne man in the.
bed gave him quick glance and sat
up.
Eth? calculated the patient Then
showing out his hand to grasp the doc
tors satchel, he added: Doc, l guess
you'd better get into bed here and
let me go out with the medicine
bag"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
CURE AT CITY MISSION.
Awful Case of Scabies-5ody Mass
Of Sores from Scratching-Her
Tortures Yield to Cuticura.

"A young woman came to our city
mission in most awful condition physi-
cally Our doctor examined her and
told us that she had scabies (the itch),
incipient paresis, rheumatism. ETC.,
brought on from exposure. Her poor
body was a mass of sores from scratch
ing and she was not able to retain solid
food. We worked hard over her for seven
weeks but we could see little improve
ment. One day i bought a cake of
Cuticura Soap and a bottle of Cuti-
cura Resolvent, and we bathed our
patient we'll and gave her a full dose
of the Resolvent. She slept better that
night and the next day l got box of
Cuticura Ointment. In five weeks this
young woman was able to look for a
position, and shells now strong and we'll.
Laura Jane Bates, So Fifth Ave-, New
York, N. Y, Mar. IL, 1907"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
NOT A MIRACLE.
Just Plain Cause and Effect.

There are some quite remarkable
things happening every day, which
seem almost miraculous.
Some persons would not believe that
a man could suffer from coffee drink
ing so severely as to cause spells of
Inconsistencies. And to find complete
relief in changing from coffee to Pos
tum is well worth recording.
Il used to be a great coffee drinker,
SO much so that it was killing me by
inches. My heart became so weak l
would fall and lie unconscious for an
hour at time. The spells caught
me sometimes two or three times a
day.
MY friends, and even the doctor
caused the trouble. would not be-
could not leave my room.
Then my doctor, who drinks Pos
tum himself, persuaded me to stop cof-
fee and try Postum. After much hest
tation 1 concluded to try it. That was
eight months ago. Since then / have
had but few of those spells, none for
more than four months.
81 feel, better, sleep better and am
better every way. 1 now drink moth
ing but Postum and touch no coffee.
and as am seventy years of age all
my friends think the Improvement
quite remarkable
There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read The Road to Well
vil1e," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
interest.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
coRNEr eRoueHr ABOUT PEACE.
Spite Controversy Happily Ended
Without Legal Warfare.

Fellow was raising bees back in
the foothill country" remarked Frank
H. Short of Fresno. Plenty of sage
brush: sage makes clear, delicious
honey. Got In a row with q neigh
Dor; shot his dog; said its barking
annoyed his queen bees. Neighbor
waited whole year to get even.
plowed up big patch, planted wild
mustard; grew fine. Bees thick on
mustard flowers. Mustard makes bit
ter honey. Like to ruin the bee mans
sales Bee farmer came to me, wanted
to sue for damages. What can dor
he asked.
Nothing said. He has a right
10 grow mustard on his own land
WELL he said, I'll get some
scheme to annoy him.
so he got a cornet; used to sit up
from midnight till four o'clock in the
morning practicing Wearing Of the
Green Fellow with the mustard was
an Englishman; stood it for three
weeks; went out with scythe and
cut down all the mustard. They've
been good friends ever since."-San
Francisco Chronicle
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
CONCENTRATIONS Wanted.

On entering his club one evening
not long ago young Philadelphia
was accosted by a friend, who ex-
claimed:
why, Charley, you are positively
beaming! What's up?"
I'm In the greatest luck imagin-
able" responded the other. "You
know, I've been hanging about a pretty
Yonkers girl for almost a year. Dur
ing all this time she would never ad-
NIT that she loved me; she would only
say that she respected me. But now,
old chap, congratulate me, for last
night she confessed that she respected
me no longer-that she loved mei"-
Lippincott's.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
WANTED 1T OVER WITH.
Game Youngster Preferred Drastic
Action In Punishment.

Youngsters are pretty philosoph-
ical," observed Wallace Knight, and
then he went ahead to set forth the
point of view of small daughter at
his house.
The child was sent to bed early
the other evening as punishment for
some act contrary to rules and regula-
tons.
After she had been tucked in bed
for some time and was supposedly
asleep, the youngster called her IA
Their and told him she wished he would
go ahead and spank her and have it
over with, instead of sending her off
to bed that way This lying in bed
never's going to make me any better"
she said, land good spanking would.
Besides 1t makes me so mad I can't
sleep and so what's the use of ftp
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
Legend of Maqpie and Robin.

The peasants of France, in accord
ance with tradition, pierce the head
of magpie with thorn whenever
they catch one. According to the
French legend. after Jesus had been
nailed to the cross two birds alighted
on the extended arms of the instru-
ment of death. One was a maybe
with beautiful aigrette on it's head
and long waving tail, then the hand
soonest of birds but the wickedest,
chirping insult at the suffering Jesus.
The other bird was a modest little
bird with gray plumage, which APP
preached the cross timidly, uttering
cries of grief. With its beak it tried
to pluck away one of the thorns A
single drop of the blood fell on the
plying little gray bird and gave the
vobin redbreast.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
The SQUARE Deal.

! A stout and opulent man dwelling in
a suburban town had borne the ex-
pense of the annual Sunday school
picnic, and the superintendent of the
school, out of gratitude, asked the
benefactor to address the children.
The philanthropist was not much of a
speaker, but he was a master hand at
poker When he found himself gazing
into the expectant faces of a hundred
and fifty children his embarrassment
almost overcame him, but he managed
to stammer out: my dear children,
what / want to impress upon you is
that--er-er--it pays to be good. That
er-er-er-a man who deals from the
bottom of the pack is generally buried
at the public expense"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

by local applications, they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF the There is only way &c
cure Deafness and that by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an infamed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube Is nflamed you have rumbling sound Inn
perfect hearing and when it is entirely closed Deaf
ness is the result. and unless the Inflammation be
taken out and this tube restored TO its normal cond
ton. hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
out of ten caused by Catarrh. which Is nothing
but an infiamed condition Of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any Of
Deafness (caused by eatarrhl that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.
F. J. CHENEY d. CO.. Toledo o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
HumorousIy wOrded Rebuke.

Theodore P. Roberts had a fluent
command of language, both in speak
Ing and writing, and was well liked
by everybody. He could secure the
attention of a negligent publisher II
need be. To one such, who was re-
miss about sending vouchers, he once
closed up a long letter with the SEN
tence: "And, finally, my dear sir,
permit me to say that 1t would be
easier for a camel to ride into the
kingdom of heaven on a velocipede
than for anyone to find a late copy of
your paper in the city of New York"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
Crack or Break.

Edwin and his mother went for n
walk Sunday afternoon. Coming to
tree of cherries, the mother bent low
limb so that the little fellow could
pick some. Seeing some fine ones
higher up, he begged to be allowed to
climb the tree. "Oh, no." said his
mother, that would be breaking the
Sabbath"
And we are only cracking the Sab
bath now, are we, mamma?" inquired
Observation-Disclosures.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
Making Sure.

Our Freddy is fully endowed with
the inquiring mind of youth. Recently
he said: Mamma, who puts the bottle
of milk on our. front porch every night
when we are all asleep2'
Isn't that rather foolish ques-
tioa?" his mother answered. Whom
do you suppose?"
Well" said the small investigator,
thoughtfully, Il suppose God does, but
I'd like to know for surei"-A M A.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23

He had gone to the dry goods store
with bit Of dress material which his
wife had hidden him to match. 81
am very sorry, SIR said the salesman,
but | have nothing exactly like this.
The very last remnant was sold this
morning"
But must have It'll" exclaimed the
husband. otherwise, how can face
my wife?'
IF you will permit me, SIR" said
the salesman, 81 would venture to sug-
gest that you invite friend home to
dinner with you"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23

grip left me with a constant agoniz-
ing backache. Doan's Kidney Pills
helped me quickly and in three weeks
time there was not a symptom of
kidney trouble remaining
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
F'oster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23

Kidney Pills, kid
ney di S e a S e W a s
slowly poisoning me.
Dizzy spells almost
made me fall, sharp
pains like knife
thrusts would catch
me in the back, and
finally an attack Of
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
Jap Immigrants for Rraxi,,

Brazil has received it's first batch of
Japanese NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. the
arrangement concluded about nine
months ago between the Japanese and
Brazilian governments. Within two
days all were at work on the coffee
plantations. Other shiploads will ar
rive regularly.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
lydia z. PINKHAM

No other medicine has been so
successful in relieving the suffering
of women or received SO many gem
uine testimonials as has Lydia Il.
PinIzham's Vegetable Compound.
In every community you will find
women who have been restored to
health by Lydia Il. Pinl1ham's Veg
etable Compound. Almost every
one you meet has either been bene-
flied by it, or has friends who have
In the Pinl1ham Laboratory at
Lynn, Mass, any wOmanany day may
see the files containing over one mil
lion one hundred thousand letters
from women seeking health, and
here are the letters in which they
openly state over their own sigma
lures that they were cured by Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has saved many women
from surgical operations.
Lydia X. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is made from roots and
herbs, without drugs, and is whole
some and harmless.
The reason why Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is SO
successful is because it contains in
gradients which act directly upon
the feminine organism, restoring it
to healthy normal condition.
Women who are suffering from
those distressing ills peculiar to their
sex should not lose sight of these
facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
to restore their health.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
Ethics Of Friendship.

In the progress of each mans char
acter, he will have learned the lesson
of life who is skiliful in the ethics OF
riendship.-Emerson.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
Insanity.

lyon admit having received q $780,
600 fee from the trust?" said the law
yer for the state.
Il do" replied the senator, calmly.
Besides, sent 1t back"
Sent it back!"
81 did"
Your honor" said the lawyer, turn
ing to the court, II cannot prosecute
an insane man."
Adjournment was had until some
alienists could be rounded up.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
COFFEE

Nothing does more for
a grocer, one way or the
other, than coffee. He
must sell poor; Che needn't
sell it to you) it is good
that makes him.
Your grocer returns your money If you don't
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23

When fellow begs girl for kiss
and is turned down it naturally makes
him feel peevish to see the way she
slobbers over a five weeks old baby.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
GoIno Down.

"The thief jumped into the river,
but he had SO much money in his
clothes he couldn't swim and went to
the bottom; recovered every cent"
That was lucky; you should use
that money as the nucleus of sinking
fund."-Houston Post.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
FLY YOUTH.

The Boss-Where did you work
last?
Boy-0n a fly paper.
The Boss-A fly paper! What's a fly
paper?
Boy-Wot! Don't you read the Daily
Balloon?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23

Aliens FOot-Ecase, a Powder
For swollen, sweating feet Gives relief The
original powder for the feet. 26c at all DruRg
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23

Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces in
allays pain, cures wind coio CSC bottle
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23

It isn't necessary for a married man
to know his mind.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
THREE WEEKS.
Brought About a Remarkable Change.

Mrs. A. ]. Davis of Murray, KY,
says: when 1 began using Doan's
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23

The dread of ridicule is apt to stran-
gle originality at It's birth.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
coNSIDERATION.

The Workman-Hey, what's that?
The Kid SEE, any time you gifts
tired I'll take de job fer two cents a
hour.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
\ PROGRESSIVE.

Madame, dot girl of yours make
great progress NIT her moosic. Before
she was always two or dree notes be-
hint, me, and now she is always two or
dree notes ahead"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
lnnportant 40 MotIners

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1908-10-23
Willing to Help Him.

Your grocer returns your money If you don
like Schiliing's Best; we pay him.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-23

4 SIGN THAT WAS A SIGN.- John w Block was driving yesterday on a road north of the city when he came upon bridge which he supposed was on the public highway but a sign speedily dissolved that notion. It was not like an ordinary sign which might fail in dry weather. but was evidently meant to be good at all times and under all circumstances. The sign maker had no doubt had some experiences which he did not are to have repeated and wanted to give due and ample warning to wayfarers that rush in where angels would rush out. MT Block at the risk of getting his anatomy perforated like a seive. drove up on the bridge and copied the sign which seemed to him to be unique of its kind. What he saw thereon was as follows: Notice. Keep out: this bridge is not on the public highway: it is private and no one has any right to cross it except those who are entitled to cross it. Shooting is positively prohibited on either side of the canal; anyone disregarding this notice must not be surprised by stag gering up against dose of buckshOt I am determined that the shooting on my land must stop for all time. This may seem to some arbitrary on my part. but no one who had the least particle of man in him will blame me for such drastic measures; a mans life is in danger at all times from be- ing shot It would seem that all the hoOdlums from town and all the infer nal dcgenerates from the east. com rnonly called lungers, seem to think after they get out as far as the Ari- ozna canal that they are out in the wild west and begin shooting pro- miscuousiy at anything and every thing. Twice have they shot the barbed wire off from my fence and last fall they shot and killed my only COW: I would not of taken $75 for her Any one wanting To know any more. come to me and find out. Signed. A. H. Elfers"
Arizona republican., 1908-04-23
TO THE ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION OF
 UNITED POWDER COMPANY.

Know all Men by These Presents:
 That at a meeting of the stockhOld- CTS of the United Powder Company duly and legally held at the office of said company in the city of Phoenix, County of MaricOpa. Territory of Ari- zona, on the twenty-second day of January, A. D., 1908. the following amendments to the articles of moor pOration of said company were pre- sented and were duly adopted by the affirmative vote of a majority of the stock of said company, to-wit:
 Resolved, That the first sentence Of paragraph three article of the articles of incOportionfof the United Powder company. be and the same is hereby amended so as to read as follows:
Arizona republican., 1908-04-23
NO FEAR OF SHOWERS
Entertained by the Distinguished
 Rheumatic at Paso Robles.

Paso Robles. April 22.-Rear Ad- mirai R. D. Evans was in excellent spirits today. although April showers were threatening. He insisted upon taking an automobile ridge. In com pany with Mrs. Evans and Dr. P F.. Mcdonald a speedy run was made to the hot mud springs. The admiral expressed himself as having enjoyet tine trip and Cn his return spent an hour in the sun room.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-23

This city is a good manT miles from New York. but it isn't a second behind the New York standard in Mems Fashions; at least it needn't be if our men will accept the opportun- ities to dress in the Correct New York Style of today presented by The Hub.
 The Hub is the representative here of Alfred Benjamin x Co, the largest and most important makers of Men Clothing in New York City.
 By arrangement with Alfred Benja- min X Co. The Hub receives the lat est New York models in mems suits. overcuats. raincoats. waistcoats and
Arizona republican., 1908-04-23
Direct from the Fashion Cenfer
The Hub is making an interesting display of correct New York Spring Styles
 in Mems Outer Apparel.

specialties as soon as they are ere ated.
 At the present time The Hub is dis playing the very latest up-to-date mems fashions for Spring and Sum mer. 1g0S-styles that are identical in every detail with those created and made for their own Fashionable New York customers by Alfred Benjamin (; Co.
 The Hub is anxious that every man in this city who desires to acquaint himself with the prevailing New York Style shall visit their store. whether intending to purchase or not.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-23

All subsequent directors shall be elected from among the stockholders of this corporation for which election the bylaws of this corporation shall es- pecially provide, and which said cleo tion shall be held annually on the fourth Saturday of January as the by laws shall provide"
 Resolved, That said articles of incor- portaion be and the same are hereby amended by adding thereto article TX 10 read as follows:
 Article TX. Any officer or director, whether elected by the stockholders or named in the certificate of incorpora- tion or elected or appointed by the board of directors, may be removed at any time by the affirmative vote of a majority of the stockholders of the corporation
 In witness whereof, the president of said company has hereunto set his hand this twenty-fourth day of Janu- ary, A. D. 1908.
 Attest:
 T. J. HULME, VIM. P. DOYLE, Secretary. President. Corporate Seal) Territory of Arizona, ss. County of Maricopa.
 Before me, Geo. A. Mintz. Ca notary public in and for said county and ter ritoEy) on this day personally ap- peared William P. Doyle, known to me to be the president of the United Pow der company and known to me to be the person whose name is subscribed to the foregoing instrument, and ac- knowledged to me that he executed the same for the purposes and consid- erations therein expressed. Given under my hand and seal of of flee this 24th day of January, 1908. (SeaD GEO. A MINTZ,
 Notary Public. My commission expires April Is. 1909 Filed and recorded at request of Vim. P. Doyle, January 9. 1908, at 1O:52 a. m.
 c. F. LEONARD, By V. l.. Vaughn, County Recorder. Deputy.
 Book g of Inc. Rec. page 19i.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-23
PARDON ISSUED

PARDON ISSUED.-Governor Kib- bey yesterday issued the pardon ask ed for the day before by local officials, to w. TT. Young who was serving short term in the county jail.
 ISTER.-Attention is called to the fact that city registration in the second and fourth wards, closes on the night of the 24th, and there is no time to lose. Those who have not regis tered should do so today.
 ALL DAY MEETING.-The all day meeting at the Florence Crittenton home for prayer and fasting has been postponed till Friday. from lO:3O to o'clock. The prayer meeting to- night will be led by Rev. John Geis- singer
Arizona republican., 1908-04-23
A GUILTY MURDERER.
The Conviction of Wilkins, the Slayer
 ot Ver-ie Carn1in,

Oakland, Calif.. April 22-Mark A. Wilkins. on trial on the charge of murdering Ternie Carmin. of Spring field. Mo. his putative wife. at Elm hurst last october, was found guilty of murder in the first degree without recommendation this afternoon after the jury had been out thirty minutes. Wilkins was unaffected by the yer dict
Arizona republican., 1908-04-23
THE 6. p. REBATE HEARING.

san Francisco. April 22.-Except for the summing up by Attorney General Webb, an address by A K Cushing of the California Traffic Association. and the setting forth of the railroads side of the case by Attorney Peter F. Dunne, the hearing of the rebate charges against the Southern Pacific company ended today