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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-08-26
STATEMENT
OF the Condition of Crawford
County state Bank.

Organized under the laws of Iowa, located
at Denison. in the county of Crawford at
the close of business on the l4th day OF
Aug A d. 1905. made to the Auditor
OF State as required bv law:
ASSETS
Amount OF Bills bonds
and other evidences OF
debt discounted or pur-
chased actually owned
by the bank tcarried
OUT .............. ..... $685. lse. so
Amount of cash on hand
described as follows:
Gold coin. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ss95.oo
Silver coin and bullicn... 1873 90
Legal tender and nation
al bank notes and sub
Sidiary cotn... S402 u
Drafts and checks on
other solventbanks and
other cash items note
dishonored, on hand
and belonging to the
bank. .......;.. s77 SO 1890 16
drawn at sight on de-
posit with solvent banks
or bankers specifying
names and locations OF
bankS):
Commercial Nationality,
National City Bank New
First National Bank. Co.
Bluffs Iowa. ............. s4.34s43
Co. Bluffs Savings Bank 622364
Iowa National Bank Des
Moines Observation-Disclosures. 24,2o5.74 1872 1887
Overdrafts.. ............. s428 66
Value Of real property
Owned by the bank)... 100000
Value OF personal proper
ty owned by bank)...... 100000 1S000.o0
Total Assets. ....... S7B 500 IS
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-08-26
LIABILITIES:

LIABILITIES:
Amount OF capital stock
actually paid up In cash 500, 900. 90
Total amount due depuS-
itors, as follows:
Amount sight deposits. .s271 $50 80
Amount time deposits. 404 1880 e76.144.40
Indebtedness Of every
kind. due banks, bank
ers OF persons other
than regular depositOrs
Bills payable. ............. None
P 3So Clearing e HG ansividtd None
profits. as follows:
Surplus fund........;....;
Other profits on hand
(after deducting taxes
and expenses), ..... GIGS 3s
Total Liabilities. 800. t7S5, 800 IS
Amounts of all liabilities
to the bank on part OF
its directors:
IAs borrowers. ...none
AS endorSeIs. none
STATE OF IOWA Sc
Crawford County
We Geo. Naeye Vice Pres. and NJ. Z. Jones.
Cashier of the Bank above named. do solemn
~ swear that the foregoing statement is full.
true and correct. to the best of my knowledge
and belief that the assets therein set forth are
bona tide the property of said bank in its cor
pOrate capacity: and that no part OF same mas
been loaned or advanced to said bank for the
purpose OF being eXMDlted as Il porClon OF us
assets.
GEO. NEAvE Vice Pies.
M. E. JONES Cashier.
Sworn to before and subscribed
in our presence by Geo. Naeve
Vice Pres and NJ. L. Jones cash
SEAL ier this gath day OF Aug, 1905
ALBERT HELsLEY.
Attested By: Notary Public.
en.s. !, Tabor sass;,,, Directors.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-08-26
DELoIT SCHOOL REGULATIONS.
By Request Review Publishes New Rules Gov
erning Deloit Schools.

Our school board has adopted GER
tain rules for the schools of the De-
lott independent district and con-
densed statement is as follows:
1.-The teachers shall arrange so
that one of them is at the school
house during the entire noon hour
each day.
2-The children of different depart
ments shall have separate play
grounds.
S-Non-resident pupils must pay
$1.25 per month. A receipt signed by
the secretary and treasurer will be
necessary for the admission of non
resident pupil.
1.-THE compulsory school law will
be enforced.
Pupils absent or tardy must
bring an excuse signed by parents, or
pupil cannot continue in the school.
6-When one teacher is absent the
other has full authority
in school hours or recess except by
permission. Dinners must be eaten
on the grounds.
S-Each pupil shall furnish books
and stationery, but on proper show
ing the board will loan books to pu.
pills needing same.
9-The text books now adopted for
Milford township will be used with
Palmer's Writing Manual.
A word to the people:-
The board most anxiously desires 10
give you good school and to this
end has exercised the utmost care
in the selection of teachers. Both
are holders of first grade certificates
and come to us most highly recon-
mended, having had unqualified sue
cess in all their previous work.
The board would ask the people te
give the school their hearty support
No child that is irregular can expec
to get any benefit himself and is only
a drag on the progress of the school
Please see that your child comes reg
ular and on time.
Visit the school and show the teach
ers and children that you are inter
ested and they will all work harde
for your interest.
You have no right to criticize be
fore you have visited and seen 70
yourself Your child is as apt to b,
mistaken as your neighbors.
School will begin September ant
continue for 80 weeks with a tw
weeks vacation at the holidays.
Remember the board has only tn
welfare of the children at heart an
to this end asks your cooperation
without which we cannot hope t
have a satisfactory school.
Ellsworth McNeal,
Stanley Browne, President.
Secretary.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-08-26

Aennedy's Laxative Honey and I ar
Cures all Coughs. and expels Colds from
NE system by gently MOVING the bowels
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-06-12
Charges Cruelty to
Insane Patients
"Affendanfs Tease Inmates I'm
til They Become Violent Is
Testimony Before Jury
SPECIAL DISPATCH TO rHE CALL


SAN BERNARDINO. June 11.-"At-
tendants at the asylum made practice
of teasing patients until they become
violent Such was the testimony Of
Claude Emerton before coroner's jury
this afternoon. which was engaged in
Investigating the death of William
Campbell. a 20 year old boy. who met
death at the hands of a violent patient,
j. z. Carlson. several months ago. The
inquest was delayed by the diphtheria
quarantine, which was placed on the
state Institution at about the time Of
the murder.
Campbell's relatives have been work
ing up evidence and will likely bring
suit against the state for damages. be-
cause the state law was violated in the
employment of minor about an in
sane asylum. Young Campbell had
been employed as driver on the state
farm. He had been In the habit OF
teasing Carlson. trusty patient en-
ployed in the fields.
Carlson is a gigantic Swede When
riding home with a crowd of patients
from the field one evening Carlson, in
frenzy of anger. jerked one of the
wagon stakes from its socket and dealt
young Campbell a terrific blow. crush
ing his skull and resulting in his death
a few hours later.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-06-12
Race Track Gambling
Ends in New York
Anfi-Tur Bill Passed by One
Vote After Bitter Fight, but
H0rsemen Are Optimistic
Loss to the Racing Interests

NEW YORK, June 11.-NearIy
100000 persons in the United
states and SIO0. 600, 900 of property
are affected by the passage of the
antf-betfing bills.
Some idea of the interests In
jured by the action of Governor
Hughes may be had from the fol-
lowing table:
Raccfrack property, including
trotting courses and state fair
tracks. valued on Wednesday,, be-
cause of their earning capacity,
at ss0,00O.OOO; present value,
$50. 100000.
Racetracks controlled by the
jockey club brighton Beach,
Sheepshead Bay, Gravesend, ia
maica, Aqueduct, Empire City,
Saratoga and Buffalo) were worth
to their stock holders S27 ,000, 900;
present value. $5,000,0OO.
Number of persons engaged In
racing, directly and Indirectly, I'm
this state, 100000.
Number of men employed at
racetrncks, ,Pinkerton police, sta
bic hands, jockeys, trainers, res
taurant help. clerks, etc., 10000.
Railroad employees affected by
abandonment of special trains to
races, 1,500.
Former value of racehorses,
1000 900; present value of race
horses, s2,O00.000; number of race-
horses In training, 1900.
Amount dfsbursed annually by
racing stables, for feed and other
nccessarics, in this state, $1,000
600.
small merchants In racetrack
neighborhoods will lose annually,
$50O,000.
Loss to railroads In fares paid
by racetrack patrons, 100000.
Loss 10 hotels, restaurants and
boarding houses patronized by
race goers, $2,00O,0 900.
Loss to Saratoga hotels during
short season, S200,O0O.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-06-12
SPECIAL pIspArcH TO THE CALL

NEW YORK, June 11.-With the aid
of the vote of Senator Foelker, the In
valid Brooklyn senator. the Hart-Ag-
new anti-racetrack gambling bills were
passed by the senate today by a vote of
2s to 25, and signed by Governor
Hughes
Before the horses went to the post in
the last race at Gravesend it was a
crime punishable by years imprison-
ment in the penitentiary to make bet
on the racetracks-
In no wise cast down by the passage
of these measures, the stewards of the
Jockey club declared today it would
have no material effect on racing as a
sport and that the meetings as sclled-
,IIed would be carried out to the letter.
Racing is therefore assured until No
vember.
The racing men at Albany had been
full of confidence up to the last hour.
believing that Foelker would collapse.
but he was finally led into the senate.
and when his name was called moaned
his vote in feeble undertone. Then.
overcome by his emotions and the ewes
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-06-12
PREPARES FOR DEATH
SHE SAYS IS ORDAINED
Woman Patient Makes Ready
for End She Tells Diety
Has Set for SUNDAY

PASSAIC. N. j., June 11.-waiting
patiently and cheerfully for death.
which she declares God has told her
in a message will take place next sun
day. Mrs Anna Kiseleia. a widow. 27
years old. apparently in good health
and the best of spirits. is preparing her
funeral arrangements. She has in
formed her neighbors that she viii
leave the doors unlocked so that thew
may he able to get in after she dies.
She is a Slav- Ever since her hus-
bands death several years ago She has
been q student of religion and now
says that she has come to the con-
clusion that worldly matters are not
worth considering She appears per-
fectly content with the thought OF
death and says she awaits the hour
with pleasure.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-06-12
CIPHER LETTERS
FROM BARTNFTT
FORFTE[L SHAME
Missiyes of Fear Stricken
Banker to Brown Are Proph-
ecy of Coming Crash
Defendant Sits Bent in Pain
While His Former Inmost
Woes Are Barred
Parallel Drawn From Insurance
Cases Fits in Exactly With
Safe Deposit Wreck
Bartnett's Prophecy Fulfilled
THE PROPHECY

"Thc insurance companies were
examined and the weaknesses ex-
posed. Result; One death (Mc-
CaID, one imbeciie (AIexander),
one exile (Hyde), all disgraced.
Let us get our companies into
order. If this is not done know
we will al suffer in consequences"
Excerpt from a letter from Bart
nett to Brown ON October 20, 1907.
THE FULFILLMENT
On October 30, 1907, the Cali
forDia safe deposit and trust COM
pany suspended and on December
the exposure of it's condition was
made. Result: One death ct.
Otway Sadleir), one conviction q.
Dalzeu Brown), one exile q. Dali
zeil RobertsOn), one on trial tWaI-
ter j. Bartnett), all disgraced.
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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-06-12

sketch Of Book Keeper
@ Walter Batnet to him affairs administration
of
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COAST

Patients of state asylum are tessed until
violent is testimony before San ,Bernardino cor
oners jury. Page I
Masons lay cornerstone OF home for feeble
minded In Sonoma county. Page 10
aged San Jose man is buried in coffn he
mace Tor himself Page 10
Politics creates discord at convention Of Ma
i've Asugnters IN stockton. Page 8
Judson C. Brusie drugged to death is charge
Of friends In Los Angeles. who seek investiga-
ZION. Page 8
Texas" Hughes Of San Jose storms the court
and persuades Judge to marry him and Miss
Ethel Wells
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-06-12
INDEX OF THE
SAN FRANCISCO CALLS
NEWS TODAY
TELEPHONE KEARNY Sc
FRIDAY. JUNE II. 1908
WEATHER CONDITIONS
NEWS TO-DAY

YESTERDAY cloudy: west wind;
maximum temperature IS; minimum, IS
FORECAST FOR ToDAY-Fair; fog in morn
ing and afternoon; fresh west winds. Page Is
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1908-06-12
EDITORIAL

The Chicago platform and the familiar scare
crow. Page 6
Heausts tardy sneak for decency. Page
Nav they hang bim7 Page
Runner crons this vest. Page o
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
COTTAGE Cheese.

In the country and smaller towns
where there Is plenty OF sour milk,
this can be easily made, and is very
nutritious. Pour boiling water on the
thick milk in the pan in which 1t has
turned sour, stirring as you pour. AS
soon as the milk separates from the
whey and begins to appear cooked, let
It settle. In q minute or two most Of
the water and whey can be poured OF.
II not cooked, more hot water may be
used. Squeeze the curd very dry, and
add salt and cream to taste. In very
hot weather, when the milk has turned
quickly. the milk will be good enough
to, eat without the cream. Some add
pepper. others prefer sugar. Eaten
in any way It is very wholesome. For
a change. add chopped nuts. and roll
into balls.
Gems for Late Breakfast.
When you have oversight and break.
fast is late, these gems can be made
while the family is dressing. Beat to.
gether one cup sweet milk, one and
one-half cups flour, one egg. one spoon
salt and one of baking powder. Have
the pans hot, and the oven, too, and
bake Is minutes. Nobody will have
to wait for these.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
HoMELY GOSSIP.

In making gravies, 1t is usually
nuisance to stop and wait for the -four
to brown, as during the process the
dinner gets cold. A way to solve this
problem Is to keep on hand some
Drowned -four. This can be put into
the grease and the water added at
once. Gravies should be stirred over
a hot fire, and not allowed to simmer
rs they must be quickly made.
Place all meat in boiling water AZ
this retains the juices. In making
stews, II the meat has already been
cooked, be sure to make the gravy first.
Then boil the onion and seasoning.
adding the meat only when the, other
ingredients are thoroughly cooked.
Use kerosene for polishing lamp
chimneys. II serves the double pur-
pose of cleaning and shining. But do
not use It on the windows. as It makes
them catch the dirt more easily.
Boil the wash rags IN sal soda two
or three times a week, and hang out
of doors all day. A nice way to in
sure keeping them for separate use. Is
to sew tiny bit Of different colored
braids on each; then teach the chill
dren to stick to their colors."
For washing dishes a small mop
stick is a great convenience, and may
be bought for a nickel. 1t is especial
ly good to save the hands when strong
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

The beggar's story Is q touching
tale-if It makes q hit.
Even when the worst comes It Is
best to make the best of It.
by their fruits ye shall know them"
also applies to family trees.
How we hate people who catch us
in the act of doing things we ought to
be ashamed of.
Girls of the present day imagine It
is more dignified to be breadwinner
than a breadmaker.
You might just as well make up
your mind to stand for what fate
hands you whether you like 1t or not.
There's nothing woman enjoys
more than telling how much better
her husbands digestive apparatus
works since she married him.
Twin Souls. - Miss Smartt-You
don't seem to think very much Of
Mr.. Jorkins, yet you are with him Q
great deal. Mr.. Swelle-Oh! know
he's an awful idiot; but what can I
do? His political views are the same
as mine-Illustrated Bits.
"An', Weary, wot Is It you wants de
most in all dis wide world?" "A
square meal, Dippy." "An' wot Is 1t
you wants de least?" de Vice Presi-
dency, Dippy."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The worst feature of rolling stone
is not that it gathers no moss, but
that 1t goes down hill.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
DIPLOMACY OF A HIGH ORDER
OF Course Washerwoman Didn't Real
Iy Want Beer, But

"Now, Miss Sallie," said the, woman
who comes Monday morning and
plays tunes on the dashboard. "Yo'
has to take mighty, good cath o yo'
brain. doesn't yo'? Case OATS how
yo' all earns yo' Twin, jes' wild nothin'
at all but yo' brain what's In 20
haid. Yo' CANT take nothin' strong,
case yo' brain amt goin' to work II
yo' takes anythin' stronger dan tea or
coffee. Yo' CANT drink no beer nor
nothin' like dat. / nebber cares for
beer myself, less 1t is when I'm dom
a big washin' and gets all tired and
eoue.like. OATS de only time l ever
40 take even one glass CT beer. On.
no. Miss Sallie. you says 20 haint
cot any beer in do house SO I'll jes'
drink some strong tea. No'm'm-m, l
wouldn't tink OBJ going after some. no
indeed-why. tank yo' Miss saliie, II
AZ place is so neah. and yo's SO good
a. TO Glib me do nickel, I reckon !
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
The World Gets On.

Yet the world gets on as II 1t were
constituted In the wisest manner i'm.
aginable! Irregularity Is q part Of
ourselves. Our political world Is
much like our globe; though ugly
enough it manages to get on. It would
be folly to wish that all the noun
tains, seas and rivers were drawn in
regular, geometrical figures; 1t would
be a still greater folly to expect con-
summate wisdom from man; az II one
should suggest giving wings to dogs.
or horns to eagles.-Voltaire.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06

I'll make preserves OBJ cherry scrap
OBJ dis yer melon rind.
It'll boil II all up till it's clar.
Cut or dat green aroun'
An let II drain-de sugar. den.
I>adds-half poun' fer poun'.
"Den pour II hot in nice glass jars.
! tell yo'. sab. It's fine.
Let Rastus cut de million up.
Aunt Sally gifts de rind!"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
The Evidence.

"That is a honeymoon pair In the
next seat" whispered the cigar drum
mer.
Eyes," laughed the modern Sher'
lock, land Ill wager ten dollars
against a doughnut that he kissed her
going through the tunnel"
did you see him?"
mo, but I see something now. He
had q smutty spot on his nose when
the train entered tho tunnel and now
she has one, too"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
0;;.c:As.& M7z.<.
Remedy for Hleeoushs.

A severe case Of hiccoughs IL dan
gerous, though It 10 stated upon e.
celleut authority that there Is a pleas
ant remedy that IL almost instantane'
Gus In giving relief. that Of giving the
patient Ice cream. 1t has been prov
en- successful numerous times In very
severe cases, too.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
To surpasa ElffeI Tower.

M. Tourney. Belgian engineer. has
been commissioned by the committee
for the international exhibition at
Brussels in 1910 to erect tower at
Ixelles which will be much higher than
the Eiffel tower. The cost is estimated
at $240 900.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
CANT disappoint yo' all. Is dis pitch
er clean?"-New York Times.
Popular Science.

In San Francisco the campaign
against rats, as spreaders Of the
plague, Is o subject Of universal dis
cussion. A conversation reported by
writer in the Call shows that the
topic has reached even the children.
"wot they hunting up all rats fer?"
"Aw, don't yer know nothing? Rats
has the plague. an II you see one
you'd better look out, cause you'll
get It, too. maybe"
IF you just see rat do you get it?"
Jaw, don't yer know nothing?
You've got the plague when you've
been bit by a flea what's been bit by q
rat what's been bit by q sailor"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
Keen Brain m Condition.

Exercise the brain on every subject,
and keep It from getting lazy by max
ing II work. There IL no danger Of
exhausting It, II, like the muscle Of
the arm, It is not strained; indeed.
like the same muscles, 1t gains
strength with exercise, until brain
work becomes q pleasure instead Of o
hardship.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06

Miss Ascum-When Mr.. Richley
saw my photograph yesterday he said
II was very pretty. didn't he. Come
now. honest? Miss Chellus-No; quite
the reverse. He said It was q good
keness.-Philadelp Press.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06

A beautiful illustrated catalogue
will be sent free to those interested
in q business education. For a copy
address Lawrence Business College.
724 Mass. st., Lawrence. Kan.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06

Noah was naming the animals
However" he muttered. "it's no fun
II one can't bet" Herewith he lost
interest In the horse.-New York Sun.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06

Mrs. Noseigh-Jane, you haven't
washed the front windows In over q
week. Jane-No'm. didn't think It
necessary since the neighbors across
the street moved away.--Bchemian.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06

A girls engagement Is no sooner on
nounced than all her male acquaiat-
ances begin to sit up and axe notice
OF her attractive qualities.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
Simplicity.

Don't" advises an advocate Of
short words, SAY numerous when you
mean many" Why say many when
you mean lotsi ~
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06

Japan's career in Korea and Man.
churia significantly shows that the
subjects of the mikado are following
in the footsteps Of their occidental
ally. For commercial purposes rail-
roads, telegraphs, post Offices, electric
lights, ETC., have been established IN
India, and q few million Of East-In-
dams have been enabled to come in
close contact with western culture;
but India has paid a woeful price for
these features of modernization and
the benefits which have accrued to
India from them are merely incidental.
Japan's political administration Of
Korea and Manchuria may add these
and probably other features Of civiliza-
ton; 1t may lead to imparting educa-
ton to Koreans and Manchurians; but
this will be incidental and for these
advantages Korea and Manchuria will
pay a most exorbitant price.
When the Anglo-Japanese treaty
was signed a few years ago. the peo-
pie OF India, who had expected that
the Japanese would display Asia-for-
the-Asiatics sentiments, denounced
the alliance and expressed keen disap-
pointment that an Asian nation should
join European power to keep India,
an oriental country, under subsection.
Hindostan was bitterly chagrined.
This disappointment is becoming
acuter and changing into feeling Of
resentment since the development OF
Japanese plans for exploiting Korea
and Manchuria. The people Of India
are fast awakening to the conscious
ness that the foreign policy Of Japan
is not to merge in an Asia-for-the-
Asiatics combine, but to reserve Asia
for the Japanese.
These apprehensions Of the East-ln.
dams are amply justified by the sentl-
ments Of the Japanese, crystailized in
a recent frank statement by Count
Okuma, the Japanese statesman, made
before the Kobe chamber Of com.
merce. He said:
you can 60 everywhere with ease
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06

Once In great while'a man may be
able to attribute his poverty to his
honesty.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06
n.

II the chickens that are scratching
up the things you have planted In
your garden could speak they would
probably cry out: let ~ alonel"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1908-08-06

Half teaspoon saleratus-
To steamer then consign.
Steam II three hours by correct
Degrees Of Fahrenheit.
You may. without mendacity
Pronounce the bread 'all right!"