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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
Lancaster. KY. August -, 1908.

IL Is now In order for the fellow
who Is never known ~ have an opinion
ON any subject to get himself inter
viewed on the political situation. IL is
somewhat surprising how some very
ordinary individual will become a
person OF great Importance under the
stimulating influence OF the political
quill driver. There are fellows, whose
opinion Of a dog would no. be given
serious consideration, but who sweeps
into the political armament with all
the sublimity Of comet Of the first
magnitude when the political inter.
viewer goes out after a story. IL is
always safe plan TO use several
grains Of salt when reading the story
about the lifelong political patriot
who has suddenly seen the error Of his
way and has announced as recruit
Of the other side.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

After all, there may be use for the
bumper hay crop Of this season. 1t is
reported that recently young man In
settling breech OF promise suit deliy
cred one ton OF hay as part payment
for the damages he had wrought among
the heart cords Of his one time charm
er. One might understand how hay
could salve the wounds Of a grass Wild
ow, but for maiden fair, certainly II
is putting the product of the meadow
to a strange use.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
BUENA VISTA

Mrs Martha Teater is with relatives
at Buckeye.
Virgil Scott sold to Albert Back.
one young calf for IS.
Ike Dunn bought OF Milton Poor
one bay mare, price sl75.
Leslie Ruble and family are visiting
his parents at Osgood, Ind.
James Hamilton and wife were re.
cent visitors at J w Lanes.
woolrord Boyle, OF Spears, is the
guest Of his grandmother, Mrs Ison.
Born to the wife OF Chas Kennedy
on the 3rd a daugnter-Mary Ellen.
Mrs Thos Brown, OF Monticello, Ind.
is visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs
Thos Christopher.
Miss Irene Ruble has been assisting
her sister, Miss Myrtle, In her school
near Camp Nelson.
Mr. and Mrs James Scott and little
daughter, Of Jessamine, were guests OF
Virgil and ] w Scott part Of last week.
Quarterly meeting will be held at
Mt Olivet the 20 and 30 inst. Rev Rob
ertson, p. f. will be present and preach
Saturday and Sunday.
The East Tennessee Telephone Co.
has completed the line from Burgin TO
this place. The exchange at Burgin
will probably be opened this week.
Miss jamie Poor, who died at the
home OF Mr. Logan Ison, near Bryants
vile, was buried here Thursday. Bur-
ial services conducted by Rev II J
Tomlinscn.
Garrard loses another fair daughter.
Wednesday, Miss Halle Williams,
Youngest daughter OF Mr. and Mrs
Henry Williams was married to Mr.
Morgan Weleh, Of Jessamine.
Word was received here Saturday
Of the marriage OF Hugh Tomlinson,
OF Toledo, Ohio, to Miss Daisy Es'
telle Beamer, OF that city. The cere'
mony was performed at the home OF
the bride in the presence OF a few
friends ana relatives. Mr. Tomlinson
Is the only son OF Mr. ii Tomlinson.
Nearly two years ago he went to Tole.
do, where he has fine position as
craftsman. A host Of friends extend
congratulations.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

A number OF scientific fellows are
deeply engaged In discussion regarding
the use Of rouge. Some hold that 1t is
decidedly injurious to the female face.
Now, as a matter Of fact, 1t matters
not what conclusion these mere men
may reach, the woman who thinks
that coat Of paint we'll laid adds to
her charms will cast science to the
winds and proceed to paint. In all
the instances where paint is used 1t
should be kept In mind that beauty is
only rouge deep and will not deceive
any one. Some one who might be re-
garded as near poet has put 1t this
way:
Little dabs Of powder,
Little gobs Of paint,
Often make the summer girl
Look like what she amt.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

The imagination plays ar important
part In the matter Of climate condl
tions. Some persons are constantly
fussing and Tuning about the heat and
would be uncomfortablY warm in an
Ice box. 1t is a pretty good plan for
one to pursue the even tenor Of his
way and pay no attention to the wealth
er. There may be days when 1t is
pretty hot and humanity sweltering,
with the mercuary up In the nineties,
but just remember that 1t takes hot
weather to make the corn grow and
that 1t would be much more uncom.
Portable to do without corn crop than
1t is to sweat bit.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
RATES FOR POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
Public Sci. Of osrrsrd County Land.

Having decided TO abandon farming
and embark In other business, l will on
SATURDAY, Sept. 5th, 1905
on the premises. offer for sale, TO the
highest and best bidder, my farm con
tanning 800 acres, situated In Garrard
county, Kentucky, on the waters o.;
Sugar Creek, adjoining the lands OF II
G Arnold, about ~ miles from Lancas
ter and now occupied by my son, Dave
4 Henry. l will first offer the land In
3 tracts; Tract No l will contain about
105 acres, on which there are houses,
barn and 2good orchards. Tract No
2 will contain about lis acres on which
there are no improvements. Tract No
will contain 100 acres on which there
Is barn. After Offering the 3 tracts
separately, / will then offer the land as
whole, and the bid or bids. realizing
the most money, will be the bid con
sidered, Any one desiring to look at
land should call on Mr. Dave Il Henry,
on the premises, who will show them
the land. Possession will be given Jan
l, 1909. At the same time and place,
after sale of land, will sell all my
farming implements Of all kinds, also
about 1875 head OF sheep, 30 ewes, 3 fine
bucks, the balance lambs. Terms lib
eral, and made known on day OF sale.
Sale begins at ten o'clock,
Jas II Henry, KirksYille, Ky.
Am Bourne, Auctioneer. St
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
Tex Notice.

Taxes under the statute are due the
18th day OF March each year. A great
many OF the taxpayers OF Garrard
county have heretofore delayed the
payment OF their taxes until Nov. 1,
but under the new revenue law all
taxes not paid by Oct l. become delin.
quent, and are so reported TO the coun
ty clerk at the cost OF the taxpayer
also per cent. Don't fail 10 pay your
taxes at once and thereby save cost
and penalties. Respectfully,
CA Arnold,
724tf Sheriff OF Garrard.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Whether II is hay fever or just an or
binary cold depends on the size Of your
bank account. II this is large enough
to permit trip 10 Northern Michigan
you have a severe attack OF the hay
fever. otherwise you will have to do
your sneezing at home.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

There really should be no trouble In
satisfying everybody on the Presi-
Dental question this campaign. For
instance, there is Bryan, Taft, Debs,
Preston, Chain, Watson and Hisgen,
all running for President. An In
stance where you can take your choice
whether yos pay your money or not.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Some one remarks that "A woman
In a sheath gown may be clothed, hut
not In her right mind" This is
followed by an exchange remarking
that a woman SO clothed subjects her
understanding to much criticism and
a vast amount OF consideration.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

The dlrectoire gown is intended for
women TO whom nature or the make.
up milliner has been kind. Let all
others cling to their skirts at the
crossings.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

A Republican Mass Convention Is
hereby called To meet at the Court
House, August 22nd, zoos, 10 select
delegates To the District Convention
TO be held at Harrodsburg. August 27th
to nominate a candidate for Congress
In this district. A Il Estridge, Chm.
w q Mays, Sec,
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

The young lady who beat the fool,
who persisted on rocking the boat,
with boat oar until he went over the
side OF the boat, Is entitled not only
TO the thanks OF her suffering sisters
but Carnegie should send her a hero
medal,
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
Notice..

All persons having claims against
the estate OF Kirk X Kirby, deceased
will present them To me properly veri
fed within 90 days from this date. AL
persons indebted 20 deceased Will
please come forward and pay the
amounts to me. u ID Herndon,
This Aug l4th, 1908. Adm'r
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Men who are tied to party are moth
ing more than slaves. 1t should be
repugnant to every man, who lays
claim to American citizenship, to
have 1t said OF him that he is bound
hand and foot TO party. Freedom Of
action is one Of the fundamental princi
pals OF real suffrage In representative
form OF government.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Because Pennsylvania man swallow
ed the knife with which he was eating
pie and is about to die from the effects
leads one ~ remember that eat.
ing pie with a knife is a grave ofYense.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

A London physician declares that
men prone To badness should take to
nishtcaps This Is not intended to
cause men 90 Investigate the condI
tion OF their hair. Anyway, what
would the fellows In the dry territory
dop
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

At the church marriage, hi neigh
boring town, OF a Mr. Wheat to Miss
Barley the organlst played "Wbat
Shall the Harvest BE" while the
audience smiled through the chorus
part Of the number.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

The joint Institute Of Garrard and
Boyle counties will be held at Junction
City August 81. The law requires all
teachers TO attend, or they forfeit
their certificates.
u. County Superintendent.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

An exchange says that anybody can
fly IL he has the money. Oh, no he
can't; 1t is the money that has the
wings.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

A Wisconsin nan has married a
deaf and dumb J.irl worth two mil.
lions. wh'e guy; she cannot be re.
minding him OF the fact that she
furnishes the dough.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

should not cause the Young lady In
the question 10 think that he Is get
ting serious During these times "
tight towns, he may find all other
phases closed.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

That the extremes OF fashion never
meet is fully attested by the summer
girl at a bathing resort and the same
damsel In the winter ball room.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
Save Ne Your Orders

Having arranged 10 work Gartard
and Madison counties Tor the Knox
vile Nursery Co, may, l ask my
friends to save their orders for meY
u w q Armstrong, Ballard House,
Lancaster W
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

IL you desire any magazine publish
ed, can save you money on same.
Mis- DollIe Brown,
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Because a young man becomes q
steady caller every Sunday evening
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Please call and paw your account
and save further expense. This means
you IN owe us. Mount h Elkin. 4
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

| sell all kinds Of magazines aud will
be glad to get your order.
Mrs Dnlle Uruwn.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Nice run about. Good as new. Call
up III or see 5 A Walker, Lancaster.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Billiards. Obellsk -four aud gepuI6c
kanawha Salt Banks Hudson. LIS II
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Billiards. Obellsk -four and gehutf'
Kanawha Salt Banks Hudson. Is Il
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

We can insure your tobacco barns as
tobacco barns 81 you can put tobacco
In them and not cancel your insurance.
Old Kinniard Agency.
Beazley n Haselden.
National Bank. Phone 81.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Some girls play the piano for fellow
and others play the ceuce with him.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Seed wheat and rye for sale. 4
sat- Banks HudsbG
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
For SAFE.

100 mountain ewes, 10 bucks, wear.
ling aud 2 year old, Southdown.
% Jeif Dunn, Bryantsyille, Ky.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
sss, cosl 81 Lowest Price

Plumbing, Heating and tin work :
Conn Bros IL
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
FOR Sale.

Good milk COW and calf, one large
saw. Also cooking stove. Mrs Matte
Thomas, stanford Street. ~
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
Gnad Mhaat.

About 20 acres seed wheat for sale
Mrs IT Wallace.
7iOit Point Leavell
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Seed wheat and rye for sale. 4
S14tf Banks Hudson
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

The best Rubber Tire on the market
at Conn Bros. IL
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
For Sale.

1000 Fence Posts, n VI Boyle
$40 South Upper 81,
Lexington, Ky. 71Ost.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14
Coal Cheap For Cash.

We will handle best grades coal on
track at our yard on Stanford street.
Call and see us Also line aud salt.
"a IN II NOrthcOtt.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1908-08-14

Wanted. 0ooi, fat butcher catfl',
ready TO ship, q A Swlnebtoad' a.
caster. "
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14
NEW FIRE APPARATUS.

AT the meeting of the fire depart
ment Friday night the committee on
new hose wagon was instructed to
consult with the fire committee of
the Council and see if something
could not be done Immediately to Sc
cure the needed apparatus.
We are glad to see that the fire
department is moving. If there is
one thing the city needs it is new fire
apparatus. And the Council should
wake up to its Importance.
AS we have said, the North end is
nearly defenseless. A fire we'll start
ed during a night on which the wind
was blowing would sweep that Sec
ton of the city. And while the boys
were working there, the business and
residence sections of the South end
would be absolutely at the mercy of
a fire.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14


the amount necessary to mcorpor-
ate. Many things have to be done
to complete the organization of the
club, such as signing up the players
and others details.
We should all send our subscrip-
tons in at as early date as posi-
bel. Take anything from a single
share up. The committee wants to
|popularize the club and therefore it
would rather have ten small subscrip-
tions than a single big one. Remem-
Der, if you are little short of ready
money, that there is nothing payable
until next spring. Get in and help
along.
next spring. Get in and help along.
The prospects are that we will have
a winning club next year and that
we'll be in the running from the start.
And such a club is a good adver-
tisement for the town.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14
PRESIDENTS LETTER
Brought Fraternity Men to Their
Feet at Banquet.

New York, Nov. 14.-Concluding
one of its most successful annual con-
ventions during its existence of So
years, the Delta Kappa rpsilon fra
ternity held a banquet in the grand
ball room of the Waldorf Astoria
that was believed to be the largest
college dinner ever given and doubt
less, also, never surpassed for enthu-
siaSm
When the good things duly had
been negotiated and the cigars had
been passed around, the six hundred
or more diners were brought almost
as one man to their feet by an an
nouncement by Judge Vernon M.
Davis, presiding officer of the ban
quet, of a letter from the president
Of the United States.
The letter was congratulatory In
tone and great stress was placed on
the good that an association like the
D. X. E. can do in preventing a repe-
tition Of the attempt made during the
recent campaign to array class
against class by reason of the close
/ bonds of brotherhood that exist
among the members.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14

Get Ready For the Editorial Big
Stick.

The busiest place in town yester-
day was the composing room of The
Outlook, where Theodore Roosevelt
is to serve as Special Contr,tutine
Editor after he quits The Presidency
I''Hey Bill" said the foreman to his
assistant, as he lifted his nose from
the dusty box Iii which the cepi.. :.
letters are kept.
"Whats the matter now?" asked
the assistant, as he tossed stereo-
type cut of the Dove of Peace out of
the back window and kicked a "God
Bless Our Home" motto under the
| desk.
"The M caps: where are the M
caps?" cried the foreman, in accents
wild. GLOW can we spell Malefacto tor
with only four M caps in the shop?"
"We're shy on and and
and [ ] ] and ? 2, too"
shouted the "sub" in terror, as he
balanced himself on his head and
squirted under the eases.
"No double crosses. neither"
hoarseiy yelled the galley boy.
"Where is that shorter and uglier
word?" excitedly inquired the fore
man. 81 saw it in the box a year or
so ago, all set up and ready for ac-
ton. Well need three bushels of
them, in all styles of type, including
italics and Roman capitals"
"Helpw chrieked the assistant.
leaping from case to case, eve got
but three T caps. The rest are little
in's to spell 1T with.
can see our finish if the Special
Contributor hits the shop with that
layout on our hands," remarked the
foreman, darling for the phone. He
called up a type foundry and gave
the following order:
Ten thousand capital rs to spell q
am IT. with.
Three hundred pounds of excla-
nation points.
Ten quarts of dashes and asst
risks.
Twenty-three crates of shorter and
uglier words, one-half in caps, one
quarter In italics, the rest assorted.
Five hundred stock cuts such as
are used by patent medicine men
and vendors of firearms.
One of the compositors then nail
ed to the wall new motto:
HE HATH SAID IN HIS HEART
ALL MEN ARE
LIARS
(BUT Me-
"That will make the Special Cam
tributor feel at home," he said.-N.
Y. World.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14
THE MEAT OF IT.

Wesley Griffith, a Circleville CO.,
recluse, was burned to death in a fire
which destroyed his shack on the
banks Of the canal.
The plant of the Silver Manufacture
ing Company at Salem, O., was de-
stroyed by fire. Loss 100000.
Four children were burned to death
in a fire which destroyed the farm
house Of ]. H. Wampfer, near Al
lance. o.
Two men were killed and three en-
gines smashed in a wreck on the Wa
bash railroad at Springfield ILL.,
Miss Ethel Splitter, teacher in the
Yale (Mich.) schools, committed sui
eide in a field near town by drinking
poison.
At Jersey City, N. j., Andrew Nc
Grath shot and killed his former en-
ployer, W. E. Ammon, butterine man
ufacturer, in the sight of a large
crowd at the Pennsylvania depot.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14

for the education Of young colored
men.
A great many new negro theatres
have been opened up this wear in the
various cities. The number of col
ored shows on the road would sur
prise one who is uniformed on the
subject.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Humes will
go to housekeeping the first of the
year in their beautiful new home on
Burns avenue.
The ladies of Broadway under the
leadership of Miss Lock, conducts a
number of prayer meetings in pri-
vate homes each afternoon.
Jack Tuttle is building cottage
on High street.
John Woodford and family who
recently moved to Hamilton, O., have
lated any thing. Besides living in an
exceedingly nice residence, he is the
owner of fourteen city lots and he
has one daughter in College at Louis
vile.
Julian Baker has returned to Chi
cago.
The colored skating rink at Lex
ington was destroyed by fire this
week.
The United States Supreme Court
at Washington has affirmed Judge
Benton's decision in the Berea Col
lece case.
Out of nearly 1000 colored children
in Winchester less than $50 attend
the various Sunday Schools.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14

Ship Has Short Life.
The average life of a ship is abont
26 yeas
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14
Plan for narmon's InauouratIen.

WI tudo20t GktVUs
Columbds, o., = Nov. H-Accordins
to plans formulated BY the Columbus
Board Of Trade, the Inauguration OF
Governor Harmon win be one Of the
most spectacular, non-partisan pa
geants that has ever been seen In Co
lumbus. The intention is to have the
entire National Guard of the city in
line, as well as the independent mill
tary companies Of the state. and 1t is
expected that the famous Cleveland
Greys, one Of the oldest and the best
drilled bodies of men in the state will
be here. Then, too, an effort Will be
made to have the Barracks band and
the permanent companies in the line
Of march. All the bands In the city
will probably appear, as well as the
uniformed and unauthorized civic or
CARNATIONS.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14

~ooo Paving Is Russia. Idea.
The Russians invented wood paw
ing for ~4-~-t-
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14

The NEWS by mail 25c a month.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14
That Feeling of THANKSGIVING.

with its visions of sumptuous din
ners and good cheer. should not
change your resolution to get the
best lumber at the lowest prices.
That will not be hard to do if you
place your lumber orders with the
Winchester Lumber and Manu-
featuring Co. Our stock is al
ways up to the mark, and we car
ry the best lumber for all pur-
poses. Hard and soft woods of
every kind. Mill Work, Mould
ings, Shingles, etc.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14
(BUT Me-

"That will make the Special Cam
tributor feel at home," he said.-N.
Y. World.
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14
THE BASEBALL CLUB.

The secretary of the Winchester
Baseball Club tells US that, while
mary subscriptions have come in in
answer to the letters sent out by the
ssxsnittee, they are still far short of
The Winchester news. [volume] (Winchester, Ky.) 1908-19??, 1908-11-14

! will be in the market for your
Thanksgiving and Christmas turkeys
Will receive Thanksgiving turkeys
from November 9Th to 18th. My Of
Zee will be at w. C. Taylor G. Co.'S.
Stockyards on Broadway. Home
phone No. So. East Tenn. No. "a
Before selling get my prices.
E. RENAKER, ACT.
1851.