The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-08-21
HUAOR or THE Day

HVAOR or THE DAY
.Rooter Lion-Hello. what's this? Tho
Rooter Tiger-Nope: it's a new rule. They
spiked so many players in sliding to bases
that they had to cut tusks or leave the
The infant Of the household was in it's
So@e as hsad the At s.
he became unendurable. You've done
nothing but make mistakes tonight" he
pea esssIl ~ 3. quitting the wrong baby to
Yes said Luschman, IT like my house
all right. except for one thing. guess
you'll have to fix that" What 1t is?"
asked ask the arenitect Several times lately
when rye come home late. so ! guess
Philadelphia Press.
"All the worlds a stage" Yes: ana
villagers. populace.' and the iike"-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
prison any exercise beneficial for your
health? Conviction, yes, ma'am. BY adj
wise of my counsel have been skipping
the rope.-Baltimore American.
Dawson-The facial features plainly in
dictate character and disposition. In Sc
her chin? Spenlow-No; but have been
ever since we were married-Boston Globe.
Niece-Uncle. they say that there are
more marriages of blondes than OF
sr rT,s.ns why L. it: wonder? Uncle
Naturally, the light-headed ones 60 first.
The Mirror.
Country e5ffor font xvast, --rrh;- -. 49,,
lucky day for me. Faithful Wife-Has
some one been in to pay for a subscrip-
lucky as ahaa bIt was a.o shot 1t s sna m.
ed.-New York Weekly.
Farmer Barker-I want to get a present
to take back to my wife on the farm.
Elegant Clerk-How would you like a pie
knife? Farmer Barker-Good land, young
mustn't. eat pie with no knife?-New
| York Times.
Sunday School Teacher-what lesson do
we learn from the busy bee? Tommy TufY-
nut-Not to get CONGRATULATIONS Rec
ord.
Aged Admirer-Think of all the Injuries
rich husband like 1 am could give you!
do just as well. Marry my mother!-
Philadelphia Telegraph.
without being ca sa yo9 ro aD m IN ING
rain.-New York Sun.
quarrel? Mr.. Crusty-Let me see. Was
| that going into the church or coming out?
Il understand that the young man who
calls on you was stroke oar at his college
idea how rowing Strengthens the arms
Houston Post.
1 -; H.
Diggs-LThat's easy done. Lend him five
spot.-Brooklyn Eagle.
closest neighbors? Mrs. Egbert-Yes; why,
| do you know they won't lend us a thing!
l-Yonkers Statesman.
"She lives quietly after her husbands
DEATH Yes. he used to snore."-Bir-
mingham Age-Herald.
Some women are Just naturally honely.
and others wear big pompadours all the
way around.-Nashvilie American.
Brigss-was the hotel crowded with
young girls? Griggs-Yes; but not half
SO much as I was.-Iife.
Morally courageous isn't hep 1T
should say SO; I've seen him refuse to
odds. "MCleveland Leader. O. 'o"S
Mrs Bacon-This paper says that a
earier than thar Womans MGS. saeon n yra
4 is because a man wears his hair eli the
tfme.-Yonkers Statesman. f.e -sf
/ Footsore and weary he sunk to the
| ground and bit the dust. How shame
fully sad!'' cried the populace. And to
think, he perished IN the very sight OF
home" But there was. no help for II.
| The marble-hearted umpire refused to re-
verse his decision.-Chicago News.
ct fear" said the observer of events,
| that public sentiment is not with US AZ
| strongly as 1t used to be-" Never mind,
answered Senator Sorghum, you can let
that matter wait until after the campaign
funds are collected. Public sentiment is
valuable in its place, but 1t doesn't carry
any checkbook. "-Washington Star.