The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-05-07

he getting 4. Miss soc BgNilt~Nnt
YES. Hes joined . road company.
sArah-Do yon think that young
Golddusi means to propose, i.nclndyf
I.ueindy--l think he does. Hc says be
ieels pretty sure be can lick pnpa,
oh, exclaimed little Robbie as they
passed ihe gospel tent, look At the err.
cos tent. Dai amt no circus, sald
Tommy. OATS Dc gossip tent.
Bacon one thing about travelling
ou board a ship, fellow doesn't have
10 hang on 10 strap. kebert--No'
but be has TO hang over the rad a lot.
Dasiy Dan--De parson sand ashow
sinners would be washed white A.
snow. soilod sam-Gee' II dat's
right, we'd better be gesiIn' out Nv de
sinner class.
jack tsludying geography Father,
what i straight Father Greading
Tho paper Five cards Of a-that Is, o
narrow strip Of water connecting two
larger bodies.
Miss Ciowitt surprised me by say
inc tha, she had tired Of society aud
now likes the simple things best. Yes.
Didn't you know she's going with Char
ley Chumpleyf
They say DE Peyster loves bis wife
deyotcdly. Love her Well, be smokes
al the cigars she gives him for a
Christmas present rather than hnrther
feelings
-Bilger eloped with his cook, the
nnfeeling wretch Well, ! don't
know. Why shouldn't he il be wanted
TOT But his wife was just going to give
dinner party.
DO you deal in secondhand automo-
biIesf II YOU do, want to sell you
mine. Yes. sir, We do. How long
have you had your machineg Since
this morning
Il am self made man, said the
bank president. began as errand boy
and worked my way up, /, too, am
self made man, replied the ex-burglar.
once rented a room over bank and
worked my way down.
Mamma, asked the little girl, why
do bouilloneups have two handlesfWell,
you are stupid cried her young broth
er. Don't you know It's because some
people are left handed!
Mrs. Enpeck--I wonder why II is
that Jokes about the squabbles of mar
ried people have such run. Mr. En-
peck - IL don't know, my dear, I'M
less !, is that so many people are mar
ried.
Do you believe, queried the fond
mother. that child should be correct
cd 10 the presence OF strangorsf Ger
tainly not, growled the fussy bachelor
A child should never be in the presence
al strangers.
Mrs. Stub Ircadingl John, som'
Of the suits on these new American
liners cost 81 900 for single voyage
Mr.. Stubb--H'ml Now know wha
they mean by the high seas"
II Has your father given you that au
tomobile yet! No: il is so difficult L
overcome his objections. He says tina
the gasoline ears are in bad odor an'
tina, the electric ones are simply shock
ing.
--Jinks-- Before their marriage b
used 10 laud her eyelashes. Bllnks-
Well | remember. Jnks And doe
he pay any attention 10 her eyelashe
nowi Blinks No, poor fellow. IL
only has time TO pay attention TO he
tongue lasbes.
She's horrid child, said six year
old Elsie. She's forever wishing sh
was a boy. Well, replied Kitty, ais
six, I'm sure wish. ! was too. 9
course. but she wishes ii out loud =
the boys can bear her.
first Docior-Was the Operation
successful Second Doctor Splendid
We located the trouble inst where
said We would, but we had TO cut near
" through the man 10 ind Il. Fins
Doctor will he get wellf Second Doc
tor The patient Bless you, mol II
died directly after we began.
"A grandmother was reproying he
little grandchildren for making 50 niue
noise. Dear me, childrenl You ar
20 noisy today Can't you be iiiil
more quiciG Now. grandma, 20
mustn't seold as. You see il il WASH
for Us you woaldn', be grandma
all
Tess She had the nerve 10 tell N
some professor had told her her yoic
vas very good. Jess Well, you en-
never tell. things are sometimes deecI
wv AAtt- W AnA hAA wv tAAAt4
abontg Jeas-Why, her voice ma
really be better than i sounds.
Professor Bighrane insists ihi
Mars is inhabited BY people 81 far suI
erior intelligence 20 any on tins ehril
Yes, answered Miss Cayenne; i
truly astonishing 10 hnd The profess
admitting ihs, there can be any int
ligcnce ia the universe superior 70 b
ewn.
--Two chsldNn stood IN their kiiehe
watching v poi Of chicken soap wArn
Inc on lhe stove when suddenly i D
eon 10 bnbhle Freddie, Inquired 4
l,ilc girl, uhai makes i bubhle VI
THERE'S chicken in there, explains
ihe iiitle boy, and ii's iyin' 10 "a
ander water.
Pardon mc. sir. began The Pogt
person 10 The railroad irhiu 10 the Hll
aho sai neat 10 him. bat Whist wgH
yoa say Il sal Ca y0ur hsis sappo
.s,sls al an Il SnA ftfr asa me. sleger