Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-06-20
can never usurp the place of
home and mother.

home and mother.
NeffS girl says she is glad Mrs.
Guinness is dead, for she knows
she would lose him if she was
still living, as he answers every
advertisement he sees.
No it was not hail that caused
that cold wave to pass over
Bloody Run last Sunday. The
lid slipped off the cold Coffee
in the park, that was all.
Mr.. Finch. John Best and Mrs.
b. E. @. are on big turkey deal.
1t is such a complicated affair
that we do not understand it, so
of course cannot explain
We understand there is a very
popular gentleman over in west
Bloody Run by the name of
Bug House Now please Bug
House" come forward and tell US
all about where you got that
name. Ha. ha. ha!
sad accident that happened to
two of the most prominent men
that visited Hide Park last Sun
day. When the lid blew off the
cold coffee" it hit them so hard
that they went home and went to
bed without supper.
John Best positively says there
is no danger of his ever again be-
ing thrust on the bargain coun-
ter, since he accepted that leap
year proposal. The girl says
he accepted so quickly it made
her haad whirl and she has not
been able to spell her own name
since
Report says every time we
have a shower there is big
Rush" comes with it even as
late as midnight. The latch
string is always out at Built
more castle, so when the Rush"
comes all there is to do is to step
in, tap gently on the fair dream
ers door and no one else is dis
turbed.
We understand James Finch,
Ralph Parks and Will Cox are all
on the sc bargain counter again.
Now girls here are three very
fine cheap bargains, so do not
let your chances like sunbeams
pass you BY" We are not speak
ing in the interest of the dear
boys, for they are plenty young
enough to wait four years long
er. 1t is for your sweet sake for
time flies when you are old.
This phone is terribly out of
repair since they began to use
beer bottles for insulators. At
times it acts Tightly and leaks
worse than ever. This is what
we heard, that Mr.. and Mrs.
Finch went upon Dorchester
Heights last Sunday to get a
clean bite to eat. It was bache-
lor dinner cooked by a French
cook. Mr.. Finch says it was all
right and nothing lacking only
"cold Coffee
Hide Park is again resuming
its festivities. Fishing parties
and pleasure seekers were there
last Sunday. All the gentlemen
except Common Bill visited the
zoo, while he was meandering
around the park. When asked
what he was looking for he re-
piled ''Violets.'' The ladies told
him they were very tenderly
cultivated house plant and that
he had better get permission Of
Mrs. Finch to look her flowers
over as they thought they could
be found there if any where in
the city.
Miss Mathilda PnewenSchwal-
endeare and father lunched with
the Messrs. Best quite recently.
We could not spell this name so
we asked John and this is the
way he told US he always spelled
it. We politely asked him if
there wasn't some way he could
spell it so as to get the other
seven letters of the alphabet in.
He seemed a trife put out and
replied that it was enough to
drive any man to drink the way
these reporters try to make any
one miSDeH their best girls name