The Washington herald., 1908-06-21
TEACH ART OF LOVE-MAKING.

sorry FOR themselves and go on in the
corner and try TO stamp on it; others take
il like raise In salary.
But. no matter how a girl takes it and
whether 1t takes well or not. it is a GER
tain. sure thing that she is not going TO
take a man for better or worse who flops
oratOrically from the weather" into
love" TO win the girl Of nowadays the
man must sort Of lead UP to the subject
in the right sort of manner and then at
the propitious moment-and heaven help
him II il is not that sort Of a moment
he must ooze out the question Ooze out
is a good word. II you go sputtering 1t
you are lost
Then there are the different kinds of
girls who must be made love 10 in the
different kinds of ways. A blond can
never be wooed like n brunette. She is
not that kind of a girl. Neither will d
! brOwn-haired girl be caught on the same
kind Of bait that will tempt a red-haired
one. It's the girl and the love and the
| language that have TO be considered and
that is where the school comes I'm.
Interview "The Lady"
The first thing the man does who wants
TO be a real IfelilSe woosr is to interview
the lady who runs the place where WOO
/ ing Is taught-oh. yes. it's a lady. A man
could never teach another man how to
make love. II would seem too absurd
you know but with a lady-well. it's diff
ferent. You see, she generally wears heI
/ hair in some attractive manner and she
always plays the part opposite you. so II
makes IT interesting. When you were
practicing proposing you would hardly
| like to take the hand Of a big, buriy
teacher who had an arm like John L. Sui
| livan and a voice like n six-shooter
The first thing a pupil Is taught is how
10 enter the parlor of a young lady-any
young lady. You see. the man has to do
a good bit of scouting around before h
/ finally settles down. You never see 9
| homing pigeon start home on a beelint
before circling around a bit. So it is will
the man. and while he is circling. so e
speak, he must have a well-fnished edu
cation on How to Circle" or circulate
is perhaps n better word.
When entering the parlor-while circu
lating il is always better. the beginner i!
taught 10 enter with head dropped just &
little. IL a tall man. and head upright il
n short man, so as TO create the appear
ance Of Difference on the start. Then IN
is taught TO accept introductions. ST
down without looking like a pair of scis
sors bent up, and also to talk with an!
Of the ladies without treading on any o.
their linguistic feet
Secret No. 1.
That is really the beginning Of tn,
training. How to talk without saying
anything" That is the secret-the frs
one that he is given for his g. As lonl
as the conversation stays on books, III,
latest opera or drama, and never drift
away he is all right, usually, and need
no lesson, but it is when II gets into th
subtler things Of life that most mel
either get over In the corner and lool
like they are awful sorry they came o
else plunge into the conversation like the!
go into a cold bath and emerge-agaii
like a cold bath-with their face red ant
a knowledge that they have said some
thing they should not have said.
The next thing the pupil is taught Is a
much Woman" as has been discovered
All the world has been searched for ma
terial by these professional teachers o
The Art Of Making Love-" and all thi
Is given the pupil Now you can reall,
see that you really get your money
worth.
First IS told the little things that pleas
women-the little courtesiess The pupil 1