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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
Barrier Sriei.
arant ou Grocr.

EurtS, 10. san.
0nS Sd)idiol oe5 Generals CRUDE
Grreqt cbenIopiel 1~beilnabn1c mic
Ylficben. Nan meiB nod nid)t, p5
Der General Dor ELI arieQsgcrid)t &c.
iteat ODER mt oisSiplinoriid) mo 40.
nliniltrotiu qernaBregelt lperoen io0.
0nS bGll9t oiienbar Don Glcm2n,
ccdll'e 9e1lnoen nb. .. y. pom 0efirs
Den icincS Wogens, ieincr Sale ODER
icincr Hcber. bic b~etanu.lid) ole orCi
ltnt Die @ettc ongegri'ien iino uno
bon ocren Sauten aGe Sffentliheu
Nngelcacnbeiten in 0ieicr Hcpuhlif
bcltimnlt meroeit. 8orIGufig Ii Der
@cfeblSbaber oeS SnQere BON Goio,
blaueo telearepbiiS nod YariS 5r,
r%ilfberllfcn morben, INN iid 5u Der.
untmortcl. MeShol62 Neaen Ell.
gctnl1htiNen Siegens. Gr hat lid
lulterItnnbeL einen @oiioncrfol0 81
crrin1cn, Der ibn gar uidt 5lltonL
Der ibnl niht gcg0ult luur0c, Ben
man ieinem oeiianirten Hnfiolger,
Dem 8eneral o'Nmnoe, 6ugcbadt bot
te. Nm Heliiabrsrorgcn nabm 0ru.
DC ioit obne Sdmertltreid) mo obuc
%crluit 0ic &asbnb Der WtcbimioS
meg, baS por Den biciigcn Sffi5ioicn
ais 10 orobcno uno lficr %mnbe5rping,
lid geidilocrtc 9nlmerf oif Dem
Sduujo Elateml oberbalb bon Ga
loblunco. 0uS pur ein boshnitcr
Strcif bon linn. Gr bate lid) erin,
merit fpllcll, boB Slcnlenccait, bel DEM
CT idou mebrerc 3od)en friiher lr.
plGblih IN l(nanohe ficl, i'm an
Ncibnuhts /. Neiligabeno i'm Scnot
ocr llrfGbi1feit nnb Der @ilCnas
ihlofibeit ge5iebcn. 5ualeid) obcr mld)
ais cinen bonn Sumpffic6er geplag
ten 9fcliraitbenifcr entidruloi9t bate,
cab Damn 5lpei Gage lpoter 9lenen.
ceou'o militGrilher Snliullii9 Gic
quart linn befobl, iid) frotf 81 mel.
Den, Den Sberbefebl nertretunasmeile
Dem SberitenA9 oytegouro 81 ilber.
trnacn uho Galablahca 81 %perla''crt,
mo fcrner nod,. Dab belagtcr Tic.
quart inn nod, am Gorobeno Der
SNlpcitcrfeier Ole leinerlcitS nod)ge.
lltfte GrloubniB, Ole SasbaD Der Ne.
oiunaS on5lgreifen, ausoriIflid) mo
nuf's Strengite periueiacrte. llno
troboern bottc 9ritoe Die ,}iuingbltrg
ser Woroffouer ilt eritiirmcn &C.
ipogt! limo CT bat oas nit 'plhcr
llnliid)t getbon. Dab mon itnr rld)t
cinmdl Den Torui,rf mod,cn fam,
burd) Scid)tliun oocr llnrdbigfcit
3oblreidc Observation-Disclosures geopfert 81
hnhe1.
Sin to0ter Spobi unb eitlige lcid)t
ocripunbete SiroillcrrS, ooroif be
id)rGl,ft iit ieille 8erluIiliitc. Ger
alcid)en fam lid llitr ein %n,lttbiuili'
ger Spielperoerhcr berallsnebnlcil
cocr - ein Wcuterer, ein HebeQ, Elm
ucrfoppter Ieilto Der Hepnblif.
@os bleibt rllit bem General
. Mmooc\ju thnn2 Sorl1iiftg gor
nidlts. Ger biaiee triumph, Den oil
Barrier Yolitifer 5u ieinen @unlter
porbcreitet. iibrigelts aber olird oaS
foitipicIige auigebot pofli00O Manr
GerltGrfunaen geiid,ert 5u boben
aluubten, lit ibnl BON Srltoe lnter.
ihlagett iuoroen, nod) oa5u Dor etn'
treifen Der Eeritdrfun9en ino mn
nit einenl 9rud)tbeile oes Dor Ga'a'
blanca pereinieten Grpeoitionscorps
Mon beareift, oaB elemenceau nit
tbcno lit: Der General bat ibn ia boz
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
Sarrn npn Trehlc.

IS ftarb ant "a. 2nHanr 1908 earrn opn
Srcblc, q~elicbicr Subn BON cotton uno bet oer.
liorbeneIt Warp Wnl uOn Srcble. int Il!er BON
80 Sabren. Gie 9ceroigul9 ltnoet Dtoutaa,
Den 27. 1unuar. Nv ubr Dloreens, bon lelrer
lettcn lSObuila Ytr. 1905, Siodboiul ; StraBe'
ans itnft, unb Damn nah Der 81. BeierssNirhc.
100 uul . llbr Born. etHe HeanteiH:po1Helle
fir oao SPELL ieiuer See.c t%elebr1rt piro. get
ietung All bent a4t. Grlbfer' Srteobo'e'
l2h-A
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26

GBarles Srrimau, 80 Sabre alt, Saratoeaa
mo pouIoaOs StruSt. y. SuiIitdr.
&iliam SauCrlUctu, 46 Snpre uIt, Ht. 21l4,
YScll. 9torIb.glpenne %. Nunudr.
penr1 Stcpcr, 40 Suprt al, Hr. go. Horo.
6anlczSiraBe, %. I1uunr.
sane Stridcr, 81 SABRE all. Ct. 3ofepbssSos
fOifnt % Snuitnr
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
Erurit 81 Sahu.

mllile, Ir. 7i3, yiorS,Gbens5 traBe, erueft u.
3abn i'm aIter bon % Sabren 8 yionoten rno
% Iaeer. 9ie lleberreite rperoen Spnntag, oell
20. 2aulur. 10 ll6r MtOrgene. nab 3irt.et &
3irfIer's Gapele. Cir. 1889. SitsGGeer Strabe.
iibcreeiilbrt, hon roo aus I'M 2 nhr Die 8eerois
gIng ftGttfinoct, Neilebutg p%rtodtift.
t96-6}
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
MppnIniun.

Etr fn5nfie uub er1Bte Sriebtof In EnIti.
Gpiae SnftnnnbcItnig abfoIut aararttrf. Teut.
fher gevtretey off benz Sriebbpfe Gonntnas bon
0 ubr Wnraens bis o ubr Gtenbs. an s3o6ens
taeel alf SerabreSiu,s. Grahitdtten gu alien
Vreifen
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
Iric0rih 4. Qcaacmann.

s. itarb ant -. lumiur 1908. 2 llbr Dior
aeiia, 5rteortm ". ScgIemann, 9elieoier Gaiie
bon glulnllu GeggenaIut ger, .gfteer, I'M Iliet
bon 90 SaDrcn, Slc 9ecrOtgun9 tinoet Wlpn'
tag, oen q. 1anuur, . ubr gtd6iHtfia9s. BON
ietiier gSo6nuna, Nr. ll0i. Sio@SbarpsSf rdBe,
metFrn ESQ
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
Vprbert Torn.

Gs itarb an rs. 5ununr 1908 Norbert Sprn,
~eeliebter 8otte bon %ertbd Sorn, i'm gtlter oo1
80 Sabren. 1te NeerotgliIIa tiroet eonhtag,
ben %. 0uniar, , llbr 3admittaes. bon feiner
letten gSobnuno, Or. li6I, RorosStrtder.Str.,
aus itait. @eifeuuns auf oer oaoloonfEari'
Cemetery" t2i-ol
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
Mrrtrnhr Qnnnclnnnn.

Gs itarb am %. Nanuar 1908 @ertrube Gan.
aenanu, aclicbte Satin bon 2Stt. Qnneematlil.
i'm " ter bon 80 Sabreu. Bic Neerhtaing tiJl'
bet Spuntag, . llbr 9IabmitinUs. bon tbrer let-
ten 2Sobnuno al SinelairsGdne. llnbe geidtt=
AoGo. aus linii. SeiicBung duf Der "Naltts
More SeineterO. "a I'll
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
Minrn Micnrr.

IS itarb om p. 5anuar 1908 Warp Meper.
ySiitluc bon ism. Wiener, I'M 9liter BON ~
Subrcn. Nte tetrotauuG iinoet 9tenta9, ben
%. 2Guu1r. . llbr g,upmiItaes, bon Der &ohz
liz. 2O6. SiiosEnuiousStru aus itatt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
0unbpm Fart Geme.sru.

SHreun: Wr, 81, gs.f.e aratpsa. etrabe. aph
poapt.Gtnsang. beri6. Hoao.
Vegri6niepIdse ppB S25 an iInter beffdnoi9er
9!ufihi. S6~nittblumen, @epiuoe, pffdnsen ste.
peroen in, Sreibbnuie AM soupt'gineana &c.
tunsen. TIMER Aarni ipirb. tr nm eeviinfht.
borfprehen OBJ
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
&~crlammlungs : glnseigen.

Ter ,,5rco. sanernidmiot Sanucretn"
miro feline ,Sabre3sS eriGHlUluHg uHo SedrnieiI'
l9abl nm Gicnitng, Den Is. Sdnlidr lgOs,, ;
lbr Abenos, IN gr. 5l5-5lG 6prre'is SItaBe'
ubbdtien.
AoplpB 8. SHlag,
t26-ls) HrdiioeHt,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
Gtablirt 1910.
gilbert s. Suffer,
6riber nit unO Nnd)iolget 0eS
r%critorbcncn
@iliam z. Srgt
2cihcnbcitatter uno Giubollomlrer,
22t RprS.Srpabmap.


Grit i'll oeu icpten breibia .ooer pter5i9 SAB
rett lit cr beineriiiher Tortifriit In eei Se.
hriucnen tei Der 8eeroi9lH9 oer 1ooteu geiHacbt
purheIl, uilo es 1T gdnBIih Der Serfettieruit9 pes
qepeudriiGen Seltdlters 6li5uitbretbei, Dab ndS
8cfC1afi ocS 9eiobenhettntierS ith pan etiletIl
6nnoiuerf at einer Groicffion empor gciGioIIls
gen bat. al otefer 1initd1t miro Die gutmert'
i%nnieit ipc1iea auf cas- getdlcnbeitatiungssSiab lab
liiicnent bon Nlbcrt e. Snaer, 9fr. get, 9toros
RroaoUdN. Bclenif.
9ies Seibdft lpuroc in 1910 ben .SrilA 9Sil'
Iin,r 5rp eiobltrt, Der cs bis 81 i%eiieni 1ooe
Grb. ipiroe iein ginchto!qer, Der Dor etlun e!reITl
Subr itnrb. tucraut %lbert Y. <siaer oGleioe
iibernubm.
Mbert e. 9uuer itauo % Sabre nit penn
iir9 Der @eeroiaurGs'6ercinonten ilo dues .jh
BEN lefcn idlmer3lihen Iooteuritndl Seborige
iihcrIniien. IN htefert Sei61it bnben rur Die
Grfo!p. oie einen pmpntbiftrcHoen 0bdrdfter
ihrr iHtpieriaeil Ttlidten beftben. IS III f1unt
r6t6io. 81 iuGeii. nah CT ale Die iir ielue BRO
Ieiiipn terutbipien Ncttiniite mo @batniters
Generalization in bpbem 8rdoe tetn eiaen ueni;i
mo Dem Eublifuin bon Baltimore itets Ole
or6btc 2ufricoeubCii Geaeben bai. Sn fetnen
bon 5dr6cl mn ieSe Sorfe hon slusitnmnd &c
irber perocr. nm Dem @efdmud mo ben Gf'
biirfuiNer n1cr aIoiiel bon aunneli III culture
den. Snrdl feline % Sabre prnfttftet 9rfabs
riilp mn ha or Dem TnbIiinnt fteis eone BE
frieotsura qnb. 1T eS tbm ermbalift, gdes III
l~ieier1. frn6 81 cincr eriifi1iiieen Seerot9ul9 &c
bort, rlh jirnr N.
mGhigenN Soften.
SaS BON ibm benuttc 9iabIifement heiiet
ieoe 8equemlif felt, ei1en erfifldittget .Beeror
cunqss Rarlor, Der fir Observation-Disclosures AT
ioitcnfreier Beriiinita itebt, elm Dluiter5inluisr
rno cine %n,oberlte Gooten'tapele
Seioe seitphpne. %te aetd1ieHeH.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26
Qprraine.
Baltimore EemcterD.

5hrcau Srunuiu. glbs., Baltimore. \. NSrthhr.
Segrdbnibpldse 5uu Serfduf bon $26 III.
fit bier 8rdber. Sreie Denutunp Der anpefIe
fiir 1rnueraottesoisuke. CNintf6.10
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26

9as bette uub btltshs Srutfht sIutt Id ben
Hlfttei. NIB ehbftnaten.
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2Srnu mciu Eiciid)cu ouupit uno
gliibt
llno Ger Nulth bon @l1ttcrn
Surit mir ourdl Die gtnie 5icht,
Gould ih nid)t nit @0ttcru.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-26

gsihafsfHhTtr g, u. SeinJ, Bobuuna:
6. & 9. 1911 % @albrooi.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Medicine that Is Medicine.

II have Suffered a good deal with
malaria and stomach complaints,
but 1 have now found a remedy that
keeps me well, and that remedy is
Electric Bitters: A medidine that
is a medicine for stomach and liver
troubles, and for run down cOndi-
tions," says w. @. Kiestler Bitters
purifVand enrich the blood, tone up
the nerves, and Impart vigor and
energy to the weak. Your money
Will be refunded if 1t fails to help
you.
soc. at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Marked for Death.

"Three years ago was marked for
death. A graveyard cough was
tearing my lungs to pieces. Doctors
failed to nelp me, and hope bad fed
when my husband got DIR. Kings
New Discovery saws Mrs. A. G.
Williams, of Bac, ky. "The first
dose helped me and improvement
kept on until / had gained So pounds
In weight and my health was fully
restored. This medicine holds the
worlds healing record for coughs
and cold and lung and throat dis
eases. It prevents pneumoeia.
Sold under guaranteed at all lead
ing druggists soc. and sl.00. Trial
bottle tree.
The bee., 1908-12-10
TEN LITTLE BROKERS.


Ten little brokers standing in . line;
One got cold feet and then there were
nine.
Nine little brokers monkeying with their
fate:
One got a good squeeze and then there
were eight
Eight little brokers yelling up to heaven;
Heart disease got hold Of one and then
there were seven.
Seven little brokers playing brokers'
One couldn't cover and then there wer.
six.
Six little brokers buzzing round the hive;
One got well stung and then there were
i've.
Five little brokers bidding on the floor:
One got a loan called and then there
were four.
Four little brokers on gambling spree;
One got cornered and then there were
three.
Three little brokers formed a pool in
glue;
One Of them got stuck and then there
we're two.
Two little brokers making lots Of nun;
one dropped his long green and then
there was one.
One little broker on a Broadway car.
What he said we cannot print; let's bid
him au revoir.
The Metropolitan.
The bee., 1908-12-10

and early to rise, makes one healthy
happy and wise-especially II you
take Herbine before retiring. A
positive cure for constipation, Dys-
pepsia and all Liver complaints.
Mrs. s., Columbia Tenn, writes:
Il always keep a supply of your
Herbine on hand Am so pleased
with the relief it gives in constIpa-
tion and all liver complaints, that
words can't express my apprecia-
tiOu.
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Asthma Sufferers Should Know This

Foley's Honey aud Tar has cured
many cases of asthma that were con-
sidered hopeless. Mrs. AdOlphia
Buesing, 701 West Third ST., Daven-
port, Iowa, writes; "a severe cold
contracted twelve years ogo was
neglected until it finally grew into
asthma. The best medical skill
available could not give me more
than temporary relief. Folly's
Honey and Tar was recommended
and one fifty cent bottle entirely
cured me of asthma which had
been growing OF me for twelve years
If 1 had taken it at the start I would
have saved years of suffering"
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1908-12-10

w orth doing is worth doing Well. If
you wish 20 be cured or Rheumatism
nse Billiards. Snow Liuiment and
you will be well cured" A posi-
tive cure for sprains, Neuralgia,
Bruises, Contracted Muscles and all
the ills that flesh is heir TO. A. G..
M. Williams, Navasota, Texas,
writes: II have used Snow Lini-
ment for spraii.ed ankle and 1t gave
the best OF satisfaction. / always
keep II I'm the house,
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Children's

favorlte tonic Is Whites Cream We
mifuge, the cure for worms and all
children's diseases. 1t not only
kills the worms, but removes the
mucus and slim in which they build
their nests. It's action on the child
ts mild add leaves him In q healthy
condition. Joe Daniel, Surmac,
Tenn, says that he give one of his
Whites Cream Vermiruge
when the doctor thought it had collie,
and from the first dose the child
passed 20 worms.
Sold by ST. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1908-12-10
.: WIN Interest Many.

Every person should know tina
good health is impossible If the kid
neys are deranged. FOllOy's Kid
ney Cure will cure kidneys and blad-
der disease in every form, and will
build up and strengthen these or
gans 30 they will perform their
functions properly. No danger of
Brlghts disease or diabetes If Foleys
Kidney Cure is taken in time.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug departm ent.
The bee., 1908-12-10
This is Worth Reading.

Leo. f. Zellnski, of SO Gibson ST.,
Buffalo, N. Y, says:: "I cured the
Most annoying cold sore 1 ever had /,
with Becklin's Arnica Salve. / APP
piled thes salve once day for two
days, when every trace of the sore
was gone" Heals all sores.
Sold under guarantee at all lead
ing druggists, 25c.
The bee., 1908-12-10
How,s This?

We offer One Hundred Dollar Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known +. ]. Cheney
tor the last IS years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and finan-
ancially able to carry cut any obligations made
by has firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo o.
Halls CatarTh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. Testimonials sent free Price IS
cents per bottle. Sold BY all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills tor constipation.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Problem In ANATOMY.

wonder IL these menu writer's
Know how much leg Of lamb costs, F"
saidsa lady the other day, as she read
for the fifth time a menu in a news
paper having that part Of the young
sheep as the meat for dinner. at
IL all very well to get leg Of lamb
II you have a large family" she said,
and can pay the price. but for a
small family a shoulder Of lamb is
much better"
The bee., 1908-12-10
N, New aehsduIo.

Mister wilnsm. said TIE ola
Georgia darksy. 'iet yop'll gimme .
beaver, ANA lOng-taii coat. an q stana-
In collar, an dem oil shoes what yoa
use ter see dc snakes In, III 80
preAchin' er de Cospill. an won't asE
no NOR favors er you 'twell mex
time!"-Atlanta Constitution.
The bee., 1908-12-10

Grin Laxative Fruit Syrup gives
permanent relief IN case OF habitunl
liver and restores the natural action
Of the bowls without illitating these
organs like pills or ordinary cathar-
RIGS. Does not nauseatte of grip and
pleasant to take. Remember the
name Orino and refuse substitutes.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1908-12-10
FrenzIsd Finance.

Young DeSmart-Say. do you want
to make $4,000 in a few minutes?
Old Gotrox-Sure.
Young DeSmart--I understand you
intend to give your only daughter
100000 as a marriage portion.
Old Gotrox-Yes, that's a fact. But
what has that got to do with the
$4,000?
Young DeSmart--Well, I'm willing
to marry her for $4,000. seeg-Chi.
cagO Daily News. ,....A..,,,..
The bee., 1908-12-10
A Dangerous Operation

is the moral of the appendix by =
surgeon. No one who takes DR..
Kings New Life Pills Is ever sub
jected tn this frightful ordeal. They
work so quickly you don't feel them.
They cure constipation, headache
bilIOusness and malaria.
25c. at all leading druggists.
The bee., 1908-12-10

For cuts, spraIns, bruises, burns
rheumatic and all other pains, use
McLean's Volcanic OIL Linament.
First sold IN 1852, still the same eff
fective remedy In 1908. Good for
men or beast. 25c.. 5Oc. and $t.00.
The bee., 1908-12-10

New York city business men who
are careful observers say that the
hotel population Of the city is ths
greatest money spender and that the
average Of that population Is about
100000, while IN the time of great
business activity II closely approaches
10000.
The bee., 1908-12-10

"Anyhow, ? fiercely exclaimed Ware
ham Long, as their irreconciIable diff
ferences OF opinion gradually led to
personalities, Il amt pigeon toedl"
NO" said Tuffold Knutt, looking al
the open work shoes worn by his fel
low traveller, when ye have then
things on yer feet ye allus turn yeI
toes out.''-Chicago Tribune.
The bee., 1908-12-10

The word "sheeny," as applied In
IN opprobrlous way TO Jews, IL by
some identified with the word "Chlen,"
which is French for dog" But 9TH
erp identify this word with "shien,"
the initial letter in "shekinah." which
makes the original application Of the
term an honorable one.
The bee., 1908-12-10

Cough yourself into at OF spasms
and then wonder why you don't get
well. If you will only try a bottle
az Ballard's HOrshOund Syrup yOur
Coughs, Influenza, Bronchitis and
all Pulmonary diseases. One bottle
viii convihce yOu--at your drug
gist 27c, Soc. $lOO
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
incorporated.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Notice to 0ur Cnstnmars.

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs
colds and lung trouble It not affect
ed by the Notional Pure Food and
Drug law as IL contains no opiates or
other harmful drugs, and we recon-
mend 1t as q safe remedy for children
and adults.
Sold by St. Bernard Mining Co,
Incorporated, drug department.
The bee., 1908-12-10

It has been frequently noted By
aeronauts that the barking Of dog ia
always the last sound they hear from
earth, and Il has been discovered that
this can be heard under favorable
circumstances at an elevation Of -four
miles.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Value 81 African peanut.

The African peanut is less delicate
than the American as an article Of
food, but Il Yields more generously
In OIL. and Il more easily crushed.
The bee., 1908-12-10

What is your age. pleaseg asket
the lawyer who was doing the cross
examining stunt
Il have seen rs summers. SIR" an
swered the lady witness, who seemed
to be carrying weight for age.
'Ah," rejoined the legal light. "Anc
how many years have you been blind p
Chicago Daily News.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Society Horror.

"Gayman. saw you in the -conserva
tory the other afternoon embracing an
elderly spinster."
Il don't deny 1t. Goodsole. wat
trying to conserve our natural re
sources"
eWh-whatY"
Reclaiming an arid waist."-Cht
cagO Tribune
The bee., 1908-12-10

Harold-Yaas, bah jove. rowed
Myrtle all over the river while popping
the question and then she turned me
down.
Howard-Turned you down, Ell! Did
1t give you the heartache?
Harold-No, deah boy, it--er-gave
me the backachel l had been rowing
four hours!
The bee., 1908-12-10

Friend-I suppose the baby is FOND
OF you?
Papa-Fond Of me2 Why. he sleeps
all day when I'm not al home, and
stays up all night just TO enjoy my
society -HalfHollday.
The bee., 1908-12-10
La Do overeoms Afflletlona. ]

Let us set all our past and present
aniicuons at once before our eyes. Let
~ resolve to overcome them, instead
OF flying from them, or wearing ess
the sense OF them by long and
imominiouS patienoe.-Lord Boiling.
broke. 4rnsr-r,--,....
The bee., 1908-12-10

The Eskimo women Of Alaska mover
sew while the men are fishing, and
should any mending be Imperative
they do II shut up in little tents out
Of sight Of the sea-
The bee., 1908-12-10
Wishes.

Anger wishes that all mankind had
only one neck; love. that It had only
one heart; grief. two tear glands; and
pride. two bent knees.--Jeap Paul
Friedrich Richter.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Derlvation m aposter v

Posters took their name from the
fact that in former times the sootways
Of London streets we're separated from
the drives by line of posts, on which
advertisements were displayed.
The bee., 1908-12-10

TO save foolish workmen 4
curing unnecessary risks, 81
Builders Journal, lis well-nigh Il
sible." Almost every year some I
thoughtless young plumber rushes
and does a Job OF work.--Iond
Globe.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Attr.o.in, az Ei.h

II the fish did not come soon enough
in British Columbia the Indians used
to employ a wizard, who made an
image OF swimming fish and put 1t
In the water to attract live fish to the
bait.
The bee., 1908-12-10

Mrs. Knieker--I think there's man
under the bed
Knicker- lmposhlbls m'dear; itd
stlll going Life.
The bee., 1908-12-10
May Sc origin Of a2s.s

May Be origin OF "2S."
Telegrabhers have a yarn to the
effect that way back "23" was used
for a death message. but veterans of
the key do not recall the employment
of numerals.
The bee., 1908-12-10
A Merry lest.

He-"Miss Ticks is in town" She
who's Miss Tieks?" He-"Why, Miss
Polly Ticks. don't you knowY-Chl-
eago Record Herald.
The bee., 1908-12-10

Be Not Pleased With Thy6eIf.
Be always displeased at what thou
art. II thou desire 10 attain 70 what
thou art not; for where thou hast
pleased myself there thou abidest--
Francis Quarles
The bee., 1908-12-10

Harsh physics reaot, weaken the bowels, cause
chronic constipation Doan's Regulets operate
easily. tone the stomach cure constipation. csc.
Ask your druggist for them
The bee., 1908-12-10

"Kessir.' said Uncle Nose. desc
am suttinly hard times. My wife hab
only four places to do washing. an
dis time las year she had SIX regulars
an four every other wednesdays~
The bee., 1908-12-10
No Fear Now

No need to fear Japan. An oil truss
has begun to work over there, ana
now the nation never will have ann
money Detroit News.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Not for Her.

A woman never arrives at the point
in life when she is glad to be told that
she doesn't look day more than
40"
The bee., 1908-12-10

Nectar was supposed to be the bev.
erage OF the gods in mythology. It's
color was supposed to be cream, be-
cause when Hebe spilled some Of it
the milky way was formed.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Ideals.

Cherish Ideals as the traveller cher.
ishes the north star, and keep the
guiding light pure and bright and high
above the horizon.--Hillis.
The bee., 1908-12-10
TIps Grown Cold.

Most Of u.s." said Uncle Eben, puts
In a whole lot Of our lives verifyin
advice dat we might jes' as wen have
took in de fus' place"
The bee., 1908-12-10
coIna Not to Waar

It is unlawful to drin a hole into a
penny or otherwise mutilate II for the
purpose Of using 1t as an ornament.
The bee., 1908-12-10
Bait

ANY fish around hers?" asked the
vacationist.
Plenty" answered the native.
What bait do you use9"
See them fellers haulin' seine over
thefe?" s..
yes"
Well. If you want to be cure Of
gettin' fish, the best kind o. bait you
can use is half dollar. Washington
Star. ~.....
The bee., 1908-12-10

healthy man is king in his own right an
man is an unhappy slave. Burdoek
Blood Bitters builds up sound health--keeps you
we'll
The bee., 1908-12-10
A Sad AwaksnInc

There was a young fellow named Jack,
Who sailed on the medical tack.
His friends said: You can
Find him duck of a man."
But his foes said: Hes naught but q
duack"
The bee., 1908-12-10
Regular Harvesting o. Peas.

Peas are harvested in California
Just as wheat and other crops are
farther east.