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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19
Sociology and Speculation.

A sociologis; Of genius who hap
pened 20 care about money could prob.
ably make 9 fortune on the stock ex.
change, where knowledge Of humanity
is the essential thing Henrik lbsen
was one Of the most successful specu-
laiors In Europe.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19
Poetic Expression.

This is little Dicks picturesque de
scriptlon Of bis first fash Of lightning
and first clap of thunder: oh.
mamma. / saw an angel go into heaven
and bang the door after IL"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19

Tom-Tell noe. dear. am I the first
man sou ever tissedy
Dora--You are the FIRST one who
vas mean aad suspicious enough 10
ask that a. silica
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19

For cut or VI lie worrrz IN housf
plants a drst o. two Of ammonia in
the water. OF put few pieces OF 10
bacco leaves IA the dirt
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19

II is not wise TO speak your mind
Dor to be an eloquent apostle Of plain
truths Should yon do 50 you viii
End your path beset with both enc
mics and many regrets
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19
NOT COMPLETE.

Bacon-This paper says the dragon
ny moves through the air either back.
ward or forward.
Esbert-of coure. we know IL must
move one way or the other: but why
doesn't IL tell Us just which way II
does moyeg-Yonkers Statezman.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19

Mrs NeClUb-Piy don't yc cit
y'rpeif Gillette. 9r'~ideut- barneyf
Mr McClab-iseaa p.is'deF't wadna
s,isI me o! lalks authority ofa r.ihe.
ghtay a policeman N Y Weekly
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19
injured ttIa Renone.

Benedick--l don't think that duffer.
King Solomon. could have been very
wise.
Henpeck--Why mott
Benedick-iie married thousand
wives.
Henpeck--That showed his wisdom
he knew they'd keep each other
busy.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19

No doubt the dancing masters use
tho hay foot. straw foot" method Of
teaching the new barn dance-De-
troit Free Press.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19
liza, Alienation.

6ge. being told by an
y was no gentleman.
rary by battering the
with the statutes In
Pc and provided.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19

From the Gap Of Dunloe to the Glen o
the Downs.
And Sliebna-mon grandly Killarney
lake crowns.
There was rootin' an preachin' an
laughter an prayer.
No wonder for Satan to leave must
prepare.
For barrin' the Saxon and whisky I'll
say
Saint Patrick has rid us of evil to-day
So now you all know how the snakes
met their doom.
And the class viii its studies In Gaelic
resume.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19

Bronson-Some genius has invented
an alarm clock that will arouse its
owner and also Gre the furnace.
woodson-Huml Why can't they
invent one with enough nerve TO fre
the cook
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19

OF the hedge-school; |
was then
the ditch the most
OF men.
II of the bird. or the
the hare
moment there's no one
hre.
les and squares on the
would trace,
the larnin' that showed |
ICE,
|ughts that revolved in |
b ould head
ID tremendous. himself
I'D. |
porse, was a thame he
w,
angled notions. but stun
true.
ught love for the sacred
IS kind, an so plasin' his
hteenth of March, reck-
IN by old style,
ays in the darling ould
n an SO the good mas
e more
the byes av his lagends
led the snakes and the
you know.
here | hope there will
ns go.
md accepted, but l have
es that out O. mind, out
eached to the king and
es, Catalogues, Psalms
efs.
says to Patrick, "The
ll say
bttin' the minds of me
astray.
De in three, and be one
e?-
lex, answer in prose or
!"
pays Patrick, this dear
mt,
twill be famous the
eyant)-
in one, but divides into
lck is one, three in one,
see?"
the king, that bangs
sure.
the Druids), ye now
( fiure."
a word could those
b find;
his respect for the
eclined.
me byes. you need
be tould,
tricky, though holy an
Druids he'd got the
of blessings he'd show
land.
len says he, For tn,
Pu've shown,
back and new legs II
pne.
e Taste disrespect, blu
don't speak such plaiI
Ee).
been taught me herdin
pardon, the fault wa!
Produce the boneen an
II,
u Erin the pig will pre-
3 held sarpints as SO
see;
BY larned that, betun
be.
i up In line sometime
mile
one as a sarpint's prc
been done. sorra on
hplain--
b were his own and hi
nomain.
and then for the SAX
III.
lid 1t. barrin' a sigh O
kes represented wer
wise
b will all the colleen
went to rootin. beda
build Druids when the
n.
nt Men Of Grin.
get the great seats {
adorned Ireland befoi
er strife? These DIRE
lnd wide TO drink frol
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19

too much TO expect a
pet to extend the warm
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-03-19

Mr.. Churchleigh-You miss 30 much
by no; attending church more regu
larry.
Mrs. Wise-oh. no: have sub
scribed for two additional fashion
magazines
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
HOLLAND SENDS AN ULTIMATUM
Demands Revocation Of Decree which
strikes nj the Dutch
Trade.

THE HAGUE. Sept. Hollands notes
to Venezuela contain one point which APP
pears practically as an ultimatum. Hol-
land demands the revocation before No
vember / OF the decree issued by President
Castro on May "A. which resulted in the
suppression Of Curacao's trade. This decree
made obligatory the transshipment OF all
goods from and to Marscaibo and other
points in western Venezuela at Porto Ca
bello instead OF Willemstad. as had pre-
viousiy been the custom. This demand.
however. IL framed in courteous and mild
language. 1t il in the temperate attitude
which 1t has adopted in connection with its
correspondence with Venezuela that the
Holland government bases whatever hopes
it has OF a solution OF the troubles, and
since this government fixes a definite
period in which the decree must be revoked
II appears unlikely that a blockade will
begin before November.
The minister Of foreign affairs. tanker
Van Swinderen. in the correspondence ad-
mits that SOME Of Venezuela's grievances
are well founded. and conceded that It was
impossible for NJ. DeReus to remain Hol-
lands representative In Caracas after the
contents OF his letter to the Houlen Trouew.
an Amsterdam society paper. had been
published. although it was not intended
for publication. The foreign minister. how
ever. takes exception to the dismissal Of
NJ. DeReus stating that the Dutch gov
eminent would undoubtedly have recalled
him If it had been requested to do so. He
expresses regret at the anti-Venezuelan
demonstrations in Caracas.
The Foreign office continues TO deny that
Holland has asked other powers to CO.
operate with It against Venezuela, although
It admits that conferences have been held
with several OF the governments which
have had grievances against Venezuela.
Parliament will meet on September IS,
and the Venezuelan question probably will
be one of the first questions brought up,
when the government will be asked to de-
fine its position.
The Naderland learns that the battleship
De Reuter- will be in commission on Sep
TENDER 2, for the West Indies via the Carib-
bean sea.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
MEMBERS ARE EASY TO Get
Recruits Brought Into Commercial
Club Without Much Effort.
F1RTY BY JUST MAILING BOOK
Only Two Hundred More Needed to
BRING the Number Up to one
Thousand and Reach
gTyr the Goal.

with fifty new members secured with
little or no effort more .han mailing out .
booklet For Omaha" the Commercial
club committee on membership begins this
week the active work Of b~ringing the mem
befship Of the club up to 1000. This will
require he securing OF 80 more MEMBERS.
Business nen and officers Of the Com
mercial club have returned from their va
cations. The executive committee resumes
work Tuesday and subcommittee are be-
ginning their activities.
The fifty members we have secured
have Joined with so little effort that IL
will be no trouble TO secure the 200 neces-
saFy to bring the membership Of the club
to loo said n member Of the committee
in charge Of the campaign. The CONNER
ciai club offers as many privileges for the
money as any social club in Omaha and
combined with them some earnest work
for tine good Of the city and the state.
With these things called TO the attention Of
Omaha business men, very few refuse to
join"
The following are the fifty who have
signed applications and forwarded them to
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
FORMER JUSTICE IN THE TOLLS
harleS Moose of Omaha Arrested
for Burglary of Milder
store.

Formerly a justice of the peace In
Omaha, Charles Moose is now an inmate
of the county jail, charged with burglary.
He was brought up from Lincoln Satur-
day. where he had gone after the bur
glary OF Jacob Milder's store. Moose was
known to the police as Dick Taylor and
was charged Jointly with Ed Doyle OF
breaking into Milders store and stealing
$40 worth of copper wire and other goods.
When he was taken to the county Jail he
was recognized as the former justice. He
vas appointed to his position four years
ago to FIJI a vacancy in Dundee precinct.
but he maintained his office in Omaha.
According to his friends, he has been going
down hill rapidly lately and has been in
the county jail several times on minor
charges under the names of Moose and
Moose Williams. He will have his prelim-
mary hearing in county court.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
FROM ANTIPoDES TO MARRY
Woman Comes from Australia and
VIII Wed Omaha Man, Making
Her Home Here,

Fifteen thousand miles to meet a man
and marry him was the journey just COM
pleted by Mrs. E. f. Brooks, late Of Sidney,
Australia, who is soon to be Mrs. Edward
Parnell, jr.. of Omaha. The two are reg
istered at the Rome hotel and had planned
to be married Monday afternoon. Mr.. Par
nell has been interested in the bakery
business in this city and intends to enter
business here and make Omaha his home.
Mrs. Brooks and he first met in Australia,
where Mr.. Parnell was travelling.
Mrs. Brooks came to Omaha instead of
Mr.. Parnell going to Australia for the sim
pie reason that they were going to make
their home here.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
Nebraska News Notes,

~OGALLALA-Al skidnlore's little son.
$ years old, was thrown from a pony this
morning and sustained A broken arm. They
live six miles west of here.
NEBRASKA CITY,. c. Bates. who has
been foreman for the Daily News for the
last five years. has gone TO Beatrice to ac-
cepr a similar position on the Express.
TECUMsEH.-The Techumseh public
schools opened for the years work this
morning. Prof Walter Keichel. a grad
uate this year OF WESLEYAN university
university Place, has the superintendent.
SUTHERLAND.-Haying operations are
practically over for this season. Owing to
the scarcity of labor and an unusually
heavy crop of hay, hundreds OF acres will
not be cut.
NEBRASKA CITY-Mrs. Seymour took
tho four children Of the Howard family to
Omaha Yesterday and placed them in the
Home for the Friendless. The court took
them away from the parents.
OGALLALA-The third annual Old Set
tiers picnic was held at Big Springs and
was a complete success in~every way. Judge
Grimes of North Platte and Judge Hast
ing Of Grant, were the speakers Of the day.
HBBRON.-The corn crop Is maturing
rapidly in this section. Grain men say
Thayer county will produce more corn this
season than ever before. The crop is so
far advanced that frost would do little
damage.
NEBRASKA CITY-The public schools
of this city will open tomorrow. The en-
rollment Is much heavier than last year
All school buildings have ben Overhauled
and provided with fire escapes during the
vacation.
TECUMSEH.-Miss Minnie Pearl Shar-
rett, laughter OF Mr.. and Mrs, l.. A. Shar-
rett Of WTay, Colo, and Mr.. Milton
Speicher, a we'll known young man OF that
place, were married at the brides home
last Wednesday.
NEBRASKA CITY,. W. ogden has
filed in the county court a complaint
against ]. d. Ferguson, charging him with
stealing a wagon and a rel o. harness.
The man made his escape TO Iowa before
he could be arrested.
NEBRASKA. CITY-The peach and apple
crop Is SO heavy In this section that the
canning factory has contracted 20 put up
something like fifteen carloads OF these
two kinds alone. The tomato crop was
fair, but the corn crop short.
HEBRON.-The one and one-half year
old child Of Wesley Montgomery died to-
day from the effects OF drinking the con-
tents OF a bottle of medicine containing
laudanum. The child lived only a few
hours after drinking the medicine.
HUMBOLDT.-Funeral services were held
yesterday over Mack Sites, one OF the well
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08

ument 1t is a story OF surprising interest
and as a piece of writing It is comparable
to De Quincey's Confessions of an Opium
Eater" Octave Mirbeau's character sketch
of Emperor William is equally interesting.
Not the least remarkable feature of the
article is the story told by Prince Bis
marck when under the influence of wine
Of how Emperor William showed his au-
thority over his mother the day he came "a
the throne. Other articles Of notable inter.
est are George Fitch's humorous descrip-
ton Of the divorce colony at Sioux Falls,
S. D.; Mr.. Dooley's" remarks on Big
Game Hunting and Ray Stannard Ba-
ker's personal conclusions as to what we
ought to do about the negro. In addition
to these are articles on "Handlcaps,' by
DR.. Luther H. Gulick, and "Harnessing So
cialism,' by Ernest Poole. 1.-The Inter-
prefer gives his personal recollections of
three great generals and an ex-president-
Grant, Sheridan, Sherman and Cleveland.
The Pilgrims Scrip" is full of vital mat
ter. o. Henry begins a new series OF
stories. Other contributors of fiction are
Mary Stewart Cutting, w. ]. Locke, Mar
guerite Campion, Mary Heaton Worse, C.
w. Ogden and Larrey Bowman.
Popular Mechanics Magazine for Septem-
Der surpasses previous issues by the addi-
ton of twelve pages Of reading matter OF
the same high standard of interest the
magazine has been wont to maintain,
Reading like a Jules Verne serial, yet every
article and every Illustration authoritative
the complete record of development in the
mechanical and scientific world for the
past month supplies material for 40 stories
and 11 pictures, every article written sc
you can understand it" and every ~illustra.
ton telling a story of its own.
Richard Mansfield's biography has beer
prepared carefully by his friend and secre.
tary for manY years, Paul Wilstach, him
| self an expert writer. Parts of it will bt
published in Scribner's Magazine, begin
ming in the September number with an &C
count Of his apprenticeship. There were
days In London when he suffered grear
hardships and those who rave seen Prince
Kari will remember the scene where III
faints from hunger while doing his musica
limitations. This Is founded on a real in
cident in Mansfield's career in London
The Red Book Magazine heretofore de
voted almost exclusively to fiction and wei
presented portrait studies of handsome
women, offers in its September issue sew
eral new novelties. The leading feature IL
the first of three beautifully decorated anC
lavishly illustrated articles entitled B
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
NEW SECRETARY FOR Y. W. C. A.
Miss Ethel Hendee of Lincoln in
Charge of Extension and In
!, AdustrisFs Work.

Miss Ethel Hendes of Lincoln has been
secured by the board OF directors of the
local Young WOmen's Christian association
as extension and Industrial secretary to
succeed Miss Bertha Sweitzer. who reslgned
in the spring because of Ill health,
Miss Hendee is a graduate of the Uni
versity of Nebraska and has had special
training at DE-. Whites Bible school in
New York. also having done special work
in the Utica IN. " association. She has
been in close touch with the La Tosca club,
the largest club for young women in this
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08

lions for Bad Blue Blood by Charles Ed
ward Russell, the foremost American
journalist of our day. on the marriages Of
rich American girls to Europeans Of title.
In contrast to il, and presented in a novel
way-for a magazine-is a most engaging
essay by James Huneker in which, under
the title The Artist and His Wife" he
writes of "Affinities." The fiction con-
sists of ten complete stories nearly all OF
them illustrated by well known artists.
THE Ghost Kings" a brand new romance
by H. Rider Haggard is making its first
American appearance in Gunter's' Maya
zine for September. Robert Athens serial.
"A Million a Minute" makes q fitting run
ming mate for Mr.. Haggard's story. The
series. THE Sword of Esme Dacres,' con-
tinues to present an adventure in each is
sue. Besides, there is a department of
humor and a big parcel Of short stories. all
Illustrated. Que hundred and sixty pages
in all.
The September Century's leading article
is the first popular account given to the
public of the Wright brothers aeroplane,
written by themselves and literally illus
trated with pictures from photographs
supplied by the authors. OF far-reaching
interest and importance is the discussion
OF "The Future Wheat Supply OF the
United States" by Edward C. Parker OF
the University Of Minnesota Agricultural
Experiment station. He points out the
many means which may be utilized to meet
the future demands for wheat, prophesying
that agriculture, still only in its infancy.
is bound sooner or later to have a rapid
and widespread development and that the
limit OF it's possibilities will be extended
by each succeeding generation. Two nota-
BILE biographical articles are William II.
Crooks "reminiscences of Andrew John
son in the White House" written by Mar
gsrita Spalding Gerry and 1.-The Early
Life of Robert Fulton by Alice Crazy
Sutcliffe. Observation-Disclosures of the in
ventor. THE "Reminiscences Of Lady Ran
dolph Churchill are an Accordingly inter
esting feature Of the Century Magazine.
Motoring Abroad" by Frank Presbrey.
is an account Of "a two months automobile
trip through France and Great Britain
] taken recently by the author. 1t is written
in clear-cut. convincing style, by ar auto
mobilist for automobilists. and tells how
the greatest amount of pleasure may be
derived from such a trip as that described.
The author does not believe in racing
through the country, nor does he believe in
simply speeding from town to town, view
ing art galleries, cathedrals, ETC., etc. He
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
The McKinIcy Moose.

During President McKinley's administra-
ton q party of government employees were
establishing Geographic comfuuJ icalion
from Valdez, Alaska, to points iuland.
Owing to the remoteness of the new. I'M
tanned country supplies were hard 70 oh
tain, and the party. wisely o. u1visc Y,
conceived the idea Of transporting an or
binary mix COW, which was u accJmpa ~
them enroute. About every t~hWCl,y-ilVe
or thirty miles there was a stalJn, aud
during the progress of the work tho COW
travelled with the men up ana down the
line.
The Siwash Indians had never seen s1ch
an extraordinary creature, the nCar'>t up-
proach to IT being their native cow moose.
They gathered from far and near add
asked all manner of questions N regard
to this strange and wonderful animal.
where you come from? Who your chIcf?'
were the first questions.
mckinley is our chief was the tnsWtr.
The Indians, conceiving that Mckinley
owned all things. departed to tell tncir
brothers and sisters and grandmothtrs
who, in turn. came TO see the remaskabtc
cow-the mckinley moose they named Il.
The white man took II up, so the name hts
come to stay, and a cow Is no lonEsr a
COW in Alaska. In sections it is some what
of a curiosity yet, for when The w.n'er
SHOWS are ten feet on the level and hay
retails as high as $500 a ton, few can aft
ford to keep a Mckinley mJosc.'-Los
Angeles Times.
BY using the various departments OF Inc
Bee Want Ad Pages you get best results
at least expense.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08

Brand him as a prevaricator and call him a harder name If you
like. We will give anyone $4,000 who will arrange a wager
for from $5OO0 90 up, on that subject
There never has been and never will be a particle of coffee
in Postum, unless put there after leaving the factory!
The strongest proof of the above is an analysis by a real
chemist and a visit to the factory where the door is unbolted''
and all may see. as thousands do, how we make Postum, and
what we make it of-CLEAN, HARD WHEAT and a small
amount of molaSseS, But-we include the outside coat of the
wheat, which contains the Phosphate of Potash-the. natural
food for brain and nerves-grown in the wheat
This, and the special roasting and blending process we
invented, combine TO make the Postum Favour quite like
coffee but. by careful tasting the real Postum favour appears
distinct. Every Real Chemist knows it. Experience proves
There's a Reason for Postum.
Postum Cereal Company, Ltd Battle Greek, Mich. [. 8 A .ef
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
STRIKE SETTLEMENT RUMoRED
Government Bureau of Labor Said 10
BE the Medium Of Com
munication.

OTTAWA, Sept. T.-There Is reason to
believe that pourparliers are now being
exchanged through the Medium Of the
labor department looking to the settlement
of the Canadian Pacific railroad strike.
MONTREAL. Sept. THE first INSTALL
ment Of British mechanics to replace Ca
madam Pacific strikers, numbering $50. ar
rived today on the steamer Lake Erie.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
GUARDS FOR
Government VIII Strengthen the
Forces Kept I'm National
Park.

WASHINGTON. Sept. provisions be-
Ing made at the War department to in
crease the garrison at Yellowstone National
park. 1t is proposed to double the force.
The recent hold-up by a lone road agent
of tourist coaches with 100 passengers calls
attention to the necessity of a more thor
ough supervision OF the park precincts.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
SOCIALISTS MAKE TROUBLE
Prevented by the Police from In
vading the Cathedral at
Glasgow.

GLASGOW, Sept. 1.-Two thousand So
~cialists and unemployed. after an open.
air meeting today. at which violent
speeches were made, attempted forcibIy
to invade the cathedral during services.
A large body OF police frustrated the de-
signs of the mob by charging 1t with
their batons. Several rioters were in
jured and the mob dispersed.
The socialists threaten to meet on
Thursday, $4,000 strong, and attack the
municipal buildings.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08

made the trip to see the country as he
expresses it., and consequently avoided tina
beaten track. His itinerary was made up
from day to day and oftentimes changed
on the spur of the moment. His book IL
consequently a most unusual one, quite dit
ferent in tone and spirit from the ordinary
account of an automobile journey. Pubs
lished by the outing Publishing company
To any one from the country, and used tn
a free, open life, The Broken Cog" by
John Colquhoun. which is found in Peo-
pies Magazine for September. will make a
powerful appeal. Besides this thoughtful
sketch, Peoples contains a fine, complete
novel, by Meth Boyce. and fourteen clever
and entertaining short stories-in all, 1872
pages OF excellent fiction. A thirty-two-
page picture department, printed on high
grade paper, and a theatrical review COM
plete the magazine.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08

country. Miss Hsndee will have charge Of
the Business women's club. IN the local
association. and will begin her duties Sep
"a.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08
frantic
WOMEN (

Organic disturbances of the femin-
Inc system act like q firebrand on
the nerves of women, often driving
them fairly frantic.
A nervous, irritable woman is a
source OF misery not only to herself,
but 10 all those who come under her
influence That such conditions can
be entirely overcome bY taking
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08

Above books at loves resah price. Nat.
thews, I2 South Fifteenth street
Omaha daily bee., 1908-09-08

All Of the books reviewed here are on sale
In Brandeis' book department.