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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Men Should Brush Their Hair More.

Very few men brush their hair
enough" said downtown barber.
Fact. Most ills of the scalp can be
traced TO that fault. You see it's this
way: man is generally in hurry
when he dresses and he never takes
time TO brush his hair, simply smooth
ing It down. generally only with a
comb, and. as a result. dandruff is
allowed to accumulate and trouble be
gins. Now. with a woman it's differ
ent. A woman has 10 carefully brush
her hair at least once day. II she
didn't il would be pretty mess. iis
very length saves her. for in brushing
IL each day she gets out all sorts Of
impurities. dandruff and the like. all
Of which is for her own good. Now,
that is the chief reason why fewer
women suffer fro, dandruff than the
unfortunate members OF the opposite
sex. and it is also the reason why the
hair Is wOman's browning glory,
even il she is fair fat and forty So
brush your hair every morning thor
oughly If you want to keep in the
swim. You're right Next, sir" -
Philadelphia Record.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
The Busy Ten Dollar Bill.

Mr.. Brown keeps a boarding house
Around his table sat his wife, Mrs
Brown; the village milliner. Mrs An
drews: Mr.. Black, the baber. Mr.. Jor.
dan. a carpenter. and Mr.. Hadley. a
-four. feed and lumber merchant Mr.
Brown took ten dollars out OF his peck
Cd and handed it 10 Mrs. Brown with
The remark that there was $40 toward
ne $50 he promised her. Mrs. Brown
handed the bill TO Mrs. ANDREWS. the
mihner. saying: That pays for my
new bonnet" Mrs. Andrews in turn
passed it 10 Mr. Jordan, remarkirg
that it would pay for the carpenter
work he had done for her. Mr. Jor
dan handed it TO Mr. Hadley. request
ing his receipted bill for flour. feed
and lumber Mr. Hadley gave the bill
back to Mr.. Brown saying. That
pays $40 on my board" Mr.. Brown
again passed il to Mr.. Brown, remark
ing that he had now paid her the $50
he had promised her She in turn
paid Mr. Black TO settle her bread and
pastry account. Mr. Black handed II
TO Mr. Hadley. asking credit for the
amount on his -four bill. Mr. Hadley
again returned IL to Mr.. Brown, with
the remark that il settled for that
months board. whereupon Mr. Brown
put il back in his pocket. observing
that he had not supposed greenback
would 20 SO far.
But suppose Mrs. Brown had sent 70
mail order house for her new bon
net. then the $40 would have gone out
Of town and never come back.
The moral: Spend your money al
home. The Osceola Ga) Sentinel.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
The Most Costly Necklace.

The smost costly necklace in the
world Belongs to Countess Henckel
a lady we'll known in London and
Paris society. the value OF which Is
said to be S250.O00. 1t is really com
posed OF three necklaces, each OF his
toric interest Den was the property
OF the ex-Queen OF Naples. sister OF
the late Austrian Empress. the see
ond was once the property OF a span.
ish grandee. while the third was for
merly owned by the Empress Eugene
Not long ago necklace composed OF
Az pearls. IN eight rows. the property
of the late Duchess OF MOntrose. was
sold for $50 900. The Empress Fred
erick Of Germany is said to have pos
sessed necklace of thirty-fyc pearls
worth at least 100000. while Lady
llchester's necklace Of black pearls is
valued at about S125,O00. Kansas City
Journal
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
STRANGE Case Of Shooting.

Charged with numbering his six.
teen-year-old sister Margaret. Charles
Geisendorf. aged 10. is being held at
indianapolis police Headquarters pend
ing an Investigation.
The girl was feeble-minded. The
boy asserted at first that he took a
revolver from a drawer and that he
didn't know that il was loaded He
declared the that the shooting was &C
cidental. and he Gle lined also that she
shot herself
The boy finally confessed that she
was chasing him with a flatiron. and
that ne fired the fatal shot from an.
other room.
The powder burns on the girls head
indicated that the revolver must have
been held close to her.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

--Iy Misses and Girls One-Pieco
Night Gown. slipped over head Fine
cambria. nainsook. iaconet or Persian
lawn are all suitable materials for this
model Five sizes. 10 lG years.
2499 Child's Box-Plaited Dress,
with high or low neck and long or
short sleeves A pretty little frock,
suitable to thin serge, cashmere. mo-
hair or any OF the heavy linens or
Indian-head cotton Five sizes, l to 3
years.
252i Boys Shirt Waist. with sep
arate rundown collar. A good model
for fancy shirtings. PONCE or flannel.
Seven sizes. To 8 years.
1929 Girls Tucked Apron. with
front and skirt portion in one. Lawn,
batiste. cambria or linen is now used
for the apron of both growing girls
and small children Five sizes. TO
l. years
25O9. Girls and Child's Apron A
simple little model. easily made and
especially adaptable to school and
everyday wear. ST. sizes, 2 TO u
years.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Moods Sian al HanIY.

Senator VIII Wood, of Lafayette
Governor Hanly's former law partner
arrived in the capital with bill which
he intends 10 introduce in the special
legislative session.
Woods bill Is considered a direct
shot at the Governor II provides
that IL shall be unlawful for the chief
executive of Indiana to deliver any
lectures or public addresses any.
where for compensation during his
term of Office
IL provides also that for the first
offense fine Of from 500 to $500
shall be assessed upon conviction
For a second conviction fine OF not
more than $1,000 is provided.
1 am decidedly opposed sain Sen.
ator Wood. in referring 10 his bill. "tc
making the Governors Office in this
state an advertisement for lyoeum
bureau"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Purdue Tank Scrap Pulled OH.

Nearly one thousand Purdue stu.
dents comprising the members of the
Purdue University sophomore and
freshman classes clashed last week in
the fifteenth annual class contest
known as the tank scrap" After for
ty-five minutes Of terrific onslaught
the sophomore class won and the sub.
dued freshmen, bound to along chain,
were marched TO Stuart Field. Pur.
due University. where the conquered
foe was subjected 10 all manner of
burlesque stunts around a huge bon.
fire that illuminated the heav ems for
miles around.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
eIack.Ird pic the latest.

Not -four and twenty" but twenty.
seven blackbirds. were baked in a
pie'b Mrs Belle Judd of Plainheld.
Mrs. Judd has a number of young men
boarders among whom is Murray Dob
son. principal OF the Plainheld high
school He told Mrs Judd that he
would Kill and dress the birds If she
would make the pie. and as a result
il appeared on the table in the best of
style. perfectly delicious. and indeed a
dainty dish TO set before a king"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
How'd You Like to Be Miss cadmos

Smith Hutchinson. of Greenfield
who bred and raised the pacing mare
Miss Cadmos. received word from her
owner. a Canadian horseman. that
she had made a mark of 2:05. When
Mr. Hutchinson sold Miss Cadmos in
1906 he took a pledge from the pur
chaser that the mare should have the
best of care. She is housed in a
stable most as good as a parlor and
her keepers are not allowed 10 drink,
swear. chew or smoke
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
No Race Suicide Here.

A fiye.months-old chicken, owned by
Miss May DIETRICH. Of Columbus, is
demonstrating that race suicide has
not struck the chicken industry here.
Recently the chicken came off the
nest with seven young chickens
Matched from eggs which this young
chicken laid.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Trade Revivinq in Anderson.

Anderson is beginning to benefit
from the industrial revival. Nearly all
manufacturing concerns are in opera
tion and at many Of the plants the
working force has been very material
ly increased. Five Of the nine new fac
tories secured by the factory com
mittee are rapidly preparing TO be
gin operations.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Burglar Stays Prison Guard.

Edward Quick. a penitentiary guard.
was murdered in his home at Michi-
gan City by a burglar. Mrs Quick
was Weakened by a noise. and. seeing
a man al dresser. she nudged her
husband. The burglar commanded
Quick to lie still. Quick nevertheless
raised mp on his elbow Instantly the
burglar fired. the bullet striking Quick
in the head The slayer escaped.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

u l'"'uls Kidney Pulls AMI began usins
them one box made me stronger and
treer from pain. kept on using them
ana In three months was able to re,
out on crutches. and the kidneys were
acting better improved rapidly. dis
carded the crutches and 10 the wonder
Of my friends was soon completely
cured"
Sold nv all dealers. 80 cents a box
Foster Milhurn Co. Buffalo. ny
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

There was a man in our town. and
he was wOndrOus wise: he never
spoke unto his wife Of his mothers
cakes and pies. The secret of his
wisdom-guess II X you can; but II
you can't. behold 1.-THE was a bach.
elOr man.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Great Fire in kankakee Marshes.

A wall OF flame a mile long is sweep
ing through the kankakec marshes.
destroying everything in its path II
is feared there Will be a repetition of
the fire OF 1872. when the flames ate
~ feet into the earth.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Thieves Make Funny Joke.

Thieves robbed the orchards or sew
eral farmers living between Dillsboro
and Milton. hauling away several
bushels of apples. peaches and winter
pears Tackled upon the gate Of one
farmer the mrauders left the follow
ing notice:
Wen eat what we can and what
we can't well can"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Hoosier Farm Land Dear.

J. Harris. of Morocco. a large land
owner, sold 2,00e acres of land in the
Beaver lake country. in northern New.
ton county. for 500 an acre. This
land. which could have been bought
20 years ago at 50 10 $40 an acre, and
which at that time was practically
worthless except for grazing land.
has developed under drainage into the
crhest farm and hay land in the
county.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Pearl-Bello boasts that she has an
automobile heart"
Ruby-Gracious, What kind OF q
heart is an automobile hearth"
Pearl-Why, any Young man can
have II who owns an automobile
Chicago News.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Stabbed with Corn stalk.

Joseph Baker was perhaps fatally
injured while cutting corn on his
farm in the western part of Johnson
county While tying up a shoch he
fell backward. and. alighting on an up
right corn stalk, il penetrated his
body.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Stopplna Him.

AT the risk OF being considered
egotistic"-began the conceitcd feN
low
constant exposure intcrrupted
Miss Peppery. makes YOU mimimize
The risk, ! suppose. Mr. Bragg Phil
adolphia Press.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
A Million Persons.

One million persons in a crowd. al
lowing three square feet per person
would cover about seventy acres. In
inc, allowing eighteen inches to each
hey would form procession Of 2S4l
miles long.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Why the Rally Was DELAYED.

The opening OF a Democratic rally
al Princeton was delayed half an hour
by COW swallowing the hy net OF the
horse OF County Chairman Ballard.
who was delegated 10 escort Thomas
r. Marshall. nominee for Governor, to
the opera house.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Affinity Breaks un Home.

An affinity claiming to be the di.
yorced wife OF Peter Baker the Ger
man comedian, broke up a home in In.
diana HarbOr and is in parts unknown
the latter's young wife and two chill
dren are in Apollo, Pa. the home of
her parents The woman Went under
the name OF Mrs. Walters and once
delighted thousands as a trapeze per
former
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Many western Indiana farmers are
holding their grain for future market.
claiming that prices will advance
rapidly as soon as the actual condi-
ton Of the present corn crop is gen
orally known. a movement is said to
be on foot among farmers in various
localities looking TO the control Of
grain until what is believed TO be the
limit In price is reached.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Mrs. Benham-W What do they A.
when the city has distinguished Wis
itors?
Benham-lf they are men. give them
the freedom of the city. and II women
freedom Of the dry goods stores. liar
per's Weekly.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Arachides. or peanuts. are imported
into France from east Afria. the Brit
ish and Dutch East indies. Argentina.
Algeria. Senegal. Australia and the
United States. Those imported as nuts
in the shell yield edible oil while de-
corticated peanut kernels produce in
ferior grades Of oil which are used
mainly for sOap-makng.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Her ORGANS Reversed.

Mrs Philip Kratz underwent an
operation IN Evansville and it was
then that the physicians discovered
the womans heart was on her right
side her liver on the left side and her
spleen on the right So.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

A Paterson ~ j. woman who pre-.
clcted that she would die on June IA
T. still alive and in good health. Her
husband IS said to have become one OF
Paterson's worst pessimlsts.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
A Test Of Good Jam.

NO. Tommic. dear you don't get
any more Jam. Next time, when you
have been a very good child, you get
some more
Say. mother. do you think Il will
keep so long ?"--Brooklyn Life.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

A Michigan farmer has cured a
snake bite with coal oil. We hope he
is properly grateful TO Mr. Rookie
Teller for the fact that he could buy
the necessary OH.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
New Traction for Northern Indiana.

The connecting link in traction rail-
way lines between Toledo and South
Bend seems likely to be built within
the next few months A company has
been organized at kendallville. made
up Of Kendallville and Goshen CAPT
talists. to build a line from Kendall
Vile TO Goshen.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Mascots.

Mascots have had their place in the
world for many generations Cats, as
with the ancient Egyptians; grasshop
pers. as in Italy. and various other
specimens of animal life have in their
time been counted as sacred or lucky
by different peoples.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

one q the lady lecturers declares
that me who wear starchcd collars
are fools. But would the lady lecturer
approve Il the men were to go around
with their shirts cut low or their arms
showing through open.worh sleeves?
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

The opumist OF the Cincinnati
TimesStar says every time you lick
a postage stamp YOU get a taste OF
sweet potato"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Some day some playwright may
write play in which there will be a
college boy who is not crazy But
what viii be the use9
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
In Finch. Us. Allen. root-Ea.e.

powder TO shake into your shoes II rests
the feet Cures Corns Bnnion~. swollen.
Sore. Hot. Callous. Aching. Sweating feet.
and lnsrowing Nails. Aliens Foot IN -
makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all
Druggists aud Shoe Stores. 25c. sample
lie Roy, y. Y.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Would You adopt a happy plan?
Twill cost YOU naught to try IT,
Then praise the weather when yol
can.
And when You cant keep quiet.
Denver News Times
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Killed BY Mad Cow.

Moses Orerh0.zar. aged So years. ?
wealthy bachelor. was killed by a mad
COW h. hlc just bought as he Was
leading the animal 10 his home. west
OF Goshen.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Pa Knew.

PA. what is the anxious seat?"
1T is the seat a man occupies Nd a
trolley car while a Ratchet faced fe
male stands at his elbow. Birming
nam Age.lierald.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Although a man may imagine that
he has married an angel he should see
that she stays near the ground while
costing her WINS
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

A bitter contest over the will OF VIII
liam b. Leeds is predicted. Fifteen
million dollars ought 70 keep the law,
yers going long time.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

The man who tries 10 keep his boy
away from a swimming hole is pretty
sure 70 have the youngster regard him
as an old fogy
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Work Of an Assassin =?

Whit Bennett. of TT Ritnor Law
renee county. was mysteriously shot
in the back when entering his resi-
dence
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Waters getting more dangerous ev.
cry day Latest news is that boy in
Chester. Pa. has gone blind from a
cold bath
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

paralyzed me and
affected my Kid.
neys. NY back hurt
me terribly. and ths
urine was badly
disordered. Doc.
tors said my RICH,
kidney was prac.
iically dead They
said | could never
walk again. | read
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Big Time for Vineennes.

The Nincennes homecoming week
set for early in October promises TO
BE- the biggest event of It's kind ever
pulled on in southern Indiana
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Ms. eeeson,s Sic pahIla.

Mrs Lycurgus Beeson. Of Milton,
has dahlia growing in her door.
yard that measures IL feet in highs.
The plant looks Well and has a mum
Der OF fine flowers.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Cork s.rsnsles Little Girl.

The little daughter OF George Hicks.
near Huntington. was choked 10 death
by cork. The girl had been playing
with a bottle
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
WEALTHY Farmer Killed.

John c. Bechtold. one of the veal
thiest farmers Of Wabash county, was
killed by wabash passenger train
near Andrews.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
prouaht Hard on Fishes.

Indiana fish are dying by thousands
for lack OF water in the Hoosier
streams. Millions OF fish are crowd
ing the deep holes.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

70 takes a rich man to be able &c
afford an automobile and a porter
house steak al the same time.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Instead Of looking a gift mule In the
mouth. get at a safe distance and keep
your eyes on his rear hoofs.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

While we don't pretend TO know
much about telepathy. We have an idea
that il IS second cousin to gossip.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Even 4 whispered call 10 duty can
be heard by deaf man If there's an
obese salary attached
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Cupid doesn't pay any attention
whatever 10 a dag of truce
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

a man and his n.-.aerinlaw are
easily parted.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

The girl who expects love to come
after marriage places the cart before
the horse
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Dare to do right and YOU will soon
have a reputation for being poor but
hnuos+
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

And 81 sometimes happens that the
carpenter does better work on the
stage than the actor
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Sometimes a man is born with a sill.
yer spoon in his mouth; sometimes he
acquires a collection from hotels.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

The man who fails to get up in the
world doesn't feel called upon to get
up and explain why
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Prater Park.

The largest park in Europe Is the
! Prater. in Vienna. measuring eighty
/ square miles.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

a straight man goes lame when he
sirays into crooked paths.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Perhaps the idiot who shoots at bal
looms is an idiot who formerly rocked
The boat
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

There is an epidemic OF hives at
Brazil and the whole town is busily
scratching.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

i mere matter Of form has enabled
many a woman to make hit on the
stage.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

OccasiOnly newly made widower
feels ike a man who has just escaped
from Jail
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

A woman IS influenced by her
heart man BIZ his dieestion.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Many man attempts 10 stand up
FOR his friends by lying
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
Something More Practical.

"How the speakers face shlnes,"
Inspiration?
Precipitation" New Orleans
Times.Democrat.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

How We enjoy meeting man who
enjoys paying his debts.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02
"HOOSERISMS"
Little Items of Interest
An over the Length and
Breadth of Indiana


Drought OIoSes SCHOOLS m MohFoc.
For the first time nine schools in
Monroe county are closed on account
of the prolonged drought
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

a successful politician knows when
not 20 say anything for publication.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Little drops OF wafer make big do
lars Tor the umbrella man.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

They are using automobiles as hay
wagons This is the las straw
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

When an inspiration strikes a man
its a sign that he needs the money.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

When a girl wants man to kiss
her she doesn't want him TO think she
does
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

Some people can't stand prosperity
because il refuses 20 stand for them.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

DO people who kill time expect the
dead past 10 bury the dead?
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

There would be less trouble If no
body ever gave anybody advice.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-10-02

In Samoa the smart ladies' wear tor
toise shell hats.