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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

As we understand the jokesmith Of
the Philadelphia Ledger, modern
monarch has to scan the morning pa
pers every day to find out whether he
has been assassinated. Not only that;
he has also to scan the evening papers
to make sure that the telegraph editors;
have resuscitated him.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

Nirginians hail with shouts of Joy
the intimaton that there will be an
extended session of the superb and
unique Old Virginia Legislature. or
course, an intimation of this sort in
any other State would instantly plunge
the inhabitants into the siclkeninS
abyss Of utter dependency.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

RESTORES LOST POWERS. a wesk
XiTAI1zER viii siHts wind nd him ! Up. mud make
him 50. II you are nervous. Il you arc
irritable. II You lack confidence In your.
reIli, Il you do not feel your full manly
nre 10 ViTAL1zEER tablets il one bottle;
every tablet is full Of vital power. Don't
spend another dollar on qunck doctors or
harmful drugs. Begin on MUNYON'S
.vlTALIzER ut once, and YOU will begin to
1eel the vitalizing effect Of this remedy
after the first dose. Price. 81, post.prepald.
Munyon. 63rd and Jefferson, Philn., Pa.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

Splitting an infinitive in quiet, AMI
refined way is one thing. Jumping on
the back OF it's neck and kicking out its
back teeth is quite another. The latter
has never been countenanced among
the First Families OF Virginia. +.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

The continued i.nmMn.iy OF tho
American fleet convince1 us. once far
all that the anarchist alattcrs AMI little
dap spies are mere Kindergarten anna
tours ana very nnwisH to their Jobs.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28
\ Question For Lawmakers aud Voters
Editor of The Times Dispatch:
. slr,-Has II come to this? My party
right or wrong; but, right or wrong,
my party? WARMING; -
Chairman Board OF Fisheries ApprOyc,
-L-- ONklHr I.n1S

Oyster Law.
Editor Of The Times-Dispatch:
SN,-ln line with your editorial to-
day on Hope For Oyster Legislation"
permit me to say that the State Is to
be congratulated that for once an
oyster measure has been devised-un-
der the Wickham- Holt Holland bill in
.he Senate, and companion one in
the House. Rev and Howle patrons
upon which both Underwater and the ups
country have united. 1t has also Gf
that counts) the unqualified indorse-
t qae, Of the state Board of Fisheries. /
teel 1t would be a great calamity
should this measure fail of enactment.
Aside from putting at rest all future
Wholesale assaults upon the Baylor
survey We; Gan end dIevoutly to be wished),
! It VIII save to the State thousands OF
dollars IN policing the seed beds OF
James Rivcr-upon which nearly all
The oyster section is dependent-and
enable the Board Of Fisheries to thor
oughly protect and foster $4,000 acres
where now 1t is a physical impossi-
blllty to properly protect more than
1900 acres. and this at cost of $4,000
Or $4,000 annually.
10 renrrange tho lines there as pro-
posed III the hill reported from both
House and Senate committees the
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28
MERELY JOKING.
Assistance Needed.

Assistance Needed.
John" she whispered. there's burglar
in the paror. He has Just knocked against
the piano and hit several keys at once"
ri go down" said he.
"Oh. John. don't do anything rash.'
Rash! Why. I'm going to help him
You don't suppose he can remove that piano
from the house without assistancc."-The
Throne.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

Two million more dollars are going
forward 70. the SHeclenyi Vanderbilt
account in Budapesth. 1t was. as will
Ne remembered. purely Il love mItclt.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

Governor Glenn states that he docs
not kaow whether he Will be candi-
date for the Senate, In that case 1,
occurs TO us that the Governor Is heinz
a little cMtravagant With his advcr-
Using.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28
The Dcmons,ratin' Car.

The Demonstrating Car.
THIS story may not be true: tho down
town motor-car dealer on whom it is laid
denies i,-but certain poignancy still re.
mains.
The dealer got out of hts car at Eighth
ami Main Streets Friday morning TO buy a
toy motor-car from hawker who has a
stand under the viaduct.
I'm take that car" said the dealer
pointing at a toy which was spinning around
on the table.
cut another
THAT one amt for SALE he said grin
ring Its my demonstratin' car.
II is related that after that the hawker
and the mo;or-car dealer cordially shook
Picayunc.
Pretty Near It,
Now" said the teacher, who had been
giving an elementary talk upon architec.
i ture. can any little boy tell me what a
81 know, shouted Tommy Smart. "a
Nanny soat!'-The Herald and Presbyter.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

Why cali it tunnel Wien you can
make neat little flash by referring
to it in careless manner as sub
fagueons tube?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

THE speed of the otter under water
is lishtning-like," says the Baltimore
American. NO fish can get away from
it," Which remarks can hardly be
more applicable to the otter than they
are 10 Mr.. f. III. Hartman.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

The, esteemed Bristol Herald Couri.:
of "Wednesday prints large front page
picture of THE Nind>a.cd Jurstr
Cur contemporary seems to have a
vindicatory department. which is most
easily satisfied.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

philadelphia widow worth 500
100000 has Just married an ordinary
American citizen. If Vienna survives
this. she can survive anything.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

The Richmond Times Dispatch Is trying
TO get cheaper gas, and this, too, when the
virginia Legislature is in session. EVIDENT
~ the abundance of the product on hand
Ehould cheaper 1t to the cltizcns.-Memphis
Commercial-Appeal
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

How many richest woman In tho.
worlds sre there. anyway
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

Those Who thought that Mr.. Eoose.
Welt could not write = message without
d,slocatina both his thumb and the
business system Of the United State;
are now invited to acknowledge their
error. Mr.. Box could have written this
one without even perspiring.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

'The handmade joke is hard to make !"
asserts asserts the Houston Chronicle, and then
tiEles-D Dispatch. which paper, 1t asserts.
,boycotted the machine-made joke" All
this may be true. but still the printer pre
Express.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

Can you remember names?" asks the
richmond Times. Dispatch. Yes, indeed
Roosevelt. Day, Hughes, Nation. Adams
Long. Tillman, Loeb, Hitchcock, Taft and
lot; OF others.-Boston Globe.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28
Never Went Tint Far.

There are nervous women; there are hy.
pornervous women. But women so nervous
that the continual rustic OF a sill, skirt
rlukes them aeryous--no. there are no wo-
men so nervous as that!-Flteyendc Elaet-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

Dental racer" inquiries the Richmond
Times Dispatch. Didn't know he was
thinking of it.-C;riffin (GaD News
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

meanwhile. the days are growing ,one
enough to shave" says the Richmond
Times Dispatch. But not with safety
rezcr, by any means.-Washington Herald
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

HE valued Richmond Times Dispat CT
informs us that mo kisses are eve,
stolen from the little star-eycd blonde.
of Royal Richmond The Intelligent
thieves of Richmond apparently limit thei,
activity TO articles of real value.-Houstor
Pest.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

The chaperons were Mrs. A. r.
Wakefield, Mrs ]. II. Davis, Mrs. John
NJ. Wakefield and Mrs. L. B. Hall.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28
SOCIAL and
PERSONAL

lie United Daughters OF the
Confederacy Will unveil win
dow. erected by them to the
memory of Mrs. varina Anne
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28
Whist Clubs

The Emma Andrews Whist Club win
meet with Mrs. Mary Wilson, No. III
East Grace Street, this afternoon at
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28

lines there as pro-
exported from both
committees the
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28
Senate Bill No. 1oo.

Talleysville. Va, FEB. %. 1905.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-02-28
Plctty Near It.
BACK AT THE rl,Es-D1srArcn.

II know" shouted Tommy Smart. "a
Amy soat!-The Herald and Presbyter
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1908-06-12
COOLING NEWS
ri Items Gathered by the journals Representa- FL
tive in and Around the Prosperous
EA1 New Town on the Main Line Ea1

The contract has been let for the cree
ton Of the Hotel Gooding Beach and
Boyle, of Boise get the contract for the
building at S2I. 59i and the Carlson and
Luak hardware company Of Boise get
the contract for the plumbing and heat
ing at $3.50 The hotel Is to be built
Of Gooding brick and orders have been
given for work to begin al once on two
kilrs for that purpose The brick viii
be ready by the time the excavation Cor
the basement IS completed and the foun-
dations ready for the brick
No new buildings have been started
the past week bat work has been push
ed as rapidly as weather conditions will
permit on the new structures now under
way. The Anderson house will soon be
ready for the plasterers. IL has been
painted and will be one Of the attractive
residences Of the town when completed.
Work on the two concrete business
buildings Is progressing and another
week viii see them under cover. The
erection Of these two buildings Of solid
concrete is being watched very critically
by number Of parties who contem-
plate building FIRE proof buildings this
summer. IL is claimed that the concrete
is cheaper than either the brick or the
concrete block and that II will make as /
substantial and beautiful building. If
these two buildings verify the claim
there will be large number Of con
tracts ready at once for the solid con
rrcte men.
Gooding, June 10, 1908.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1908-06-12
Notice of Meeting ofRepubIican
State Convention.

Pursuant TO the authority and by the
direction Of the Republican State Cen
trail Committee, Republican State
Nominating Convention will convene at
the City Of Boise. State Of Idaho. on
Tuesday, the first dry Of September.
1908, at IL O'Clock a. M, at which State
Convention a Republican platform Of
principles will be announced, a new
State Central Committe will be elected.
and candidates will be nominated for
Justice Of the Supreme Court, one mem
Der Of Congress, and State officers to
bee voted for at the general election to
be held on Tuesday November3, A. d.
1908.
The various counties Of tho State are
entitled to delegate representation in
this convention as follows: Ada "a.
Bannock Is, Bear Lake II, Bingham %.
Boise 6, Bonner 10. Blaine 8. Canyon Is.
Cassia Z, Custer 3. Elmore 4, Fremont
81. Idaho 10, Kootenai Is, Latah Is.
Lincoln 6. Nez Perez n, Lemhi 3.
Owyhee 4. Oneida p, shoshone l6,
Twin Falls 4. Washington O.
The County Central Committees are
hereby requested toperfect m arrange
ments for primaries and county con
ventions for the selection of Delegates
to said state convention.
JAMES II. BRADY,
Chairman.
ADDISON T. SMITH,
Secretary.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1908-06-12
Secretary

Be' Here's = fyi
IN passing by.
IN, psEky thing
just stops 10 stretch his feeier out
Aud tell me, " I am ia doubt.
That hos the fiest ny OF the springi
Ma ha, he's llti
JUST see him sit
And look al me
10 see u am getting bald
That must be- why the slnntr called
iu, you get out Of here, by geel
lie seems % think
he likes that inkt
And now the pastel
DE eats little on tie ton
And tastes H. Phrw' / bet he'll stopi
Well, well. irss ry. What Is your hAatsf
sst, Now, my pipe
Hen find that ripe,
ne smells the rim
an hA lie falls upon his head
The first spring ry is-gee. he's deadg
That plpo WAS far too strong for him.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1908-06-12

Employers VINO make It a rule &c
employ only married men, should be
careful TO raise large family OF ell
gible daughters.
4 r r
About all the climbing some men
do IN the world Is that done while
searching for mothers jam.
n Is plain to be seen that men who
make many mistakes are not taking
the advice OF their wives.
Some Of the spring poetry this year
Is almost az bad as the spring.
Stained glass IN a residence IS all
right II the stain stops there.
q @ o
The Recent unpleasantness.
Rani Rain Nothing but rainl
when viil the weather clear up once
agHin2s
started IN raining on Monday az s.
Raining Ike alSty on Saturday late!
Roin. RAIN sloppy ana wet
Alf OF my gordon Is floating, TIL bet.
Rain ~ The morning and rain In the
Rain Al the noon hour oh my just a
fright
Rain' Rain Gosh. see # rain
Wouldn't that give yon terrible pain?
Sidewalks are floating. the chickens
drowned out
An Of the fence posts are starting to
sprOut,
r,aIn' Raini Where IS The ark2
Have you seen Noah around In the park2
Darn ifi o plniei And likewise o scat
81 here 10 that conf0unded umberei at?
tPoets license Number 1876
Most everybody who nave incubators
ire counting their chickens by the hun-
lreds, and some who nare no incubators
ave from one 10 two hundred Mrs.
Nary Baker got a splendid hatch from
Ter Great Western Incubator. out Of 100
ggs sine got % little chicks We wish
ONE one would give us an incubator
Windsor (Mo) Review.
R1r,,> WeAsz4s
y ----------
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1908-06-12
How Woman May Harness a Horse.

TOW q VUT7dH way 'IdFHt5s tut 90
We adopted an original plan of har-
Messing in order to make the operation
easy for the women to do alone. 1t
Is adapted somewhat after the FIRE
engine method. The bride having been
slipped on in the STALL the horse comes
out and backs into the shafts. which.
with the harness. are secured to the
ceiling. This is lowered by weight and
pulley. The Dutch collar is cut at the
center OF the front and strong
buckle set in. IT is then only necessary
TO snap the reins into the bit. buckle
the girth straps and all is in readiness.
Good Housekeeping.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
One of f6e
 ESSenfiaES

of the happy homes of to-day is q vast fund of information as to the best methods of promoting health and happiness and right living and knowledge of the worlds best products.
 Products of actual excellence and reasonable claims truthfully presented and which have attained to worldwide acceptance through the approval of the Wel-Informed of the World not of indi. viduals only. but of the many who have the happy faculty of selecting and obtain ing the best the world affords
 One of the products of that class, of known component parts, an Ethical remedy, approved by physicians and com mended by the Well-Iniormed of the World as a valuable and wholesome family laxative is the well-known Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna. To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine, manu- factured by the California Fig Syrup Co.,, only, and for sale by all leading druggists.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
NOTICE

Owing to certain rumors being circu- lated, we are compelled to take this method of informing the public at large, that the Home Power Co, Of Skagway, most distinctly positively and emphatically have DO business in- terests whatsoever with the tramway enterprise of Mir. P. Kern, Dotwith- standing all reports to the contrary, ol are we associated with any other en; terprlse in Skagway, our business is tc furnish light, water and power.
 Home Power Company,
 Phil Abrahams, President, pro tenn.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
A party of citizens climbed the bin

A party of citizens climbed the hiIl today apd took the noon lunch with Mir. P. Kern at his sumner resort, While the lunch was being enjoyed the guests listened to the opera of Ernani, played upon grsphophone. About 30 men are at work on the enterprise.
 
 Jos, Rapuzzi today purchased what Is remembered as the old Seattle hotel property, west side of Broadway, at the corner of the alley between Sd and 4th, It will be fitted up and occupied by Minkove & Rapuzzi, plumbers and hardware men.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
TOWN TALK

The c. p. R. ss Princess May left Vancouver on time with 30 passengers and lS2 tons of freight.
 'ss' The St. Marks Altar society will meet at the residence of Mrs. McKin- gle, Wednesday at ? p. m. The Ladies' Aid society of the Meth Odist church will meet on "Wednesday afternoon at the home of Mrs. L. Tal- bot.
 A girl baby has come into the family of Anthony and Mrs. Graves, Mrs. Graves is at the White Pass hospital and she and the baby are doing well.
 
 R. D. Pinneo, assistant gener I freight agent Of the P. c. SS Co.,, who was with the skagway contingent at Whitehorse, returned south on the Jefferson.
 coco Mir. Hayes Perkins, returned mis-  from Africa, will speak at the Penlel Mission tonight. Mir. Perkins is a very earnest young man aud every one who hears him will be prOfted. Everybody welcomed.
 
 The Bull Dog cigar at Tony DorterO's
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
INSPECTING THE
 NATIVE SCHOOLS

Fl. Updegraf, Of the bureau of edu- cation at Washington, ia in daiues visiting the native school there. He Is looking over the field with a view to reporting the needs of the schools. He reports that no bills were passed in be- hall of the schools at this session-the compulsory education bill having failed to pass. Mir. UpdegraT will be in Skagway in a few days.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
SPRING SUITS AND OYERCCATS

Now is the tune to order your spring suits or overcoats. New goods just ar rived, all the latest styles and shades. Fifteen hundred patterns toselect from. Why wear haud-me-downs, when you can get your clothes made 10 order for less money? We guarantee fit and sati,taction. Call and see for yourself No charge for show ing goods.
 AMERICAN TAILORS,
 Mowl N Ehrlich
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
MASONIC MEETING

There will be a regular meeting of White Pass Lodge No. ll3, F. x A. M Friday evening, in it's hall, No. 225, Fourth avenue. Work in F. c degree. Sojourning and visiting members are requested to meet with us. By order of tie M.
 E. J. STANDISH,
 Secretary.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
ARCTIC BROTHERHOOD

A regular meeting of Camp Skag- way No 1, Arctic Brotherhood, will be held in their hall ou Broadway Tues day evening, May 26th, at 8:3O o'clock, sharp. Visiting brothers are cordially invit ed.
 By order Of the A. c.
 k. k Stivers,
 Arctic Recorder.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
Eight EdaudoIins in Ono

At the Mascot there is the most WOE derful musical instrument ever brought to Skagway. l, has 8 quality Of eigh- MaDdolius in one with Piano accom- paniment. There is 8 string of eight new airs. It makes a full evenings eutertainment
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
PLANS FOR
 THE PICNIC

The Arctic Brotherhood is 10 give a smoker tonight. The committee hay ing in charge the arrangements for the annual picnic will report the arrange meuts completed for the same.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
SIGNS FREE

"Furnished Rooms" Rooms For Rent" "For Rent" "For Sale" signs given with "For Rent," or "For Sale," ads. inserted in the Daily Alas kan.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26

WANTED-Second hand range, four or six holes. Must be in good condition. Enquire at Alaskan office.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26

FOR SALE-A new latest improved Singer sewing machine. Inquire at Sksgway Laundry. 6t
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26

Carpenter wanted. Four bits per hour. Inquire at this office. 4S-tf Pat RenWick,
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26

A good assortment Of bedding plants to day for transplaniing.
 II. D, Clark, Suuhyside Greenhouse and Ranch. 42.ti
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26

The best dining room, the best hotel ac commodstions, the most comfort at the Fifth Avenue
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
THE PORTLAND HOUSE IS OPEN 10 THE
 PUBLIC

Good warm rooms, 25c to Sl. Baths 25c Porcelain Tubs Frienis and strangers made welcome. Fifth ave- opposite Canadian bank
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
Tho 6Anscot

Reed. by last boat loo new records for Electric Piano. All up-to-date classical music
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26
oNLY oNE RRomo ou1N1NE,

That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUIN- INE. Look for the signature of E. w. GROVE. Used the World over 10 Cure cold in One Day. 25c F
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26

Don't be basbful. Get the Bull Dog cigar at Tony Dotero's. I'm
The daily Alaskan., 1908-05-26

Job printing at the Alaskan office.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-21
HOW ABOUT YOU

In recent lecture Professor Frank
J. Miller, of the University Of Chi
cago, delivered himself of a a new
catechism, which is worthy of per-
usal. Here it is:
Has education given you sympathy
for all good causes?
Has it made you public spirited so
that you look beyond your own door
yard and take an interest in a clean
city. .....
Has it made you a brother to the
weak?
Have you learned the proper value
of money and time?
Have you learned how to make
friends and keep them? Do you
know how to be friend yourself?
Can you look an honest man or a
pure woman straight in the eye?
Do you see anything to love in g
little child?
Will a lonely dog follow you on the
street?
Can you be high-minded and hap
py in the drudgeries of life?
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-21

Mr.. Bryan, in an address to school
teachers a few days ago, lamented
the prevailing wage rate for school
teachers, and declared that the Dem
oeratic party would fix the the wage
rate question, so that teachers would
obtain a recompense on a par with
holders of Especial privileges" All
of which is very nice, but just how
the Democratic or any other party
will affect the wage rate for teach.
ers remains an open question, and
Mr.. Bryan's statement merely proves
his shallowness in making promises
to catch votes. 1t is undoubtedly true
that school teachers as class are
paid at rate that is too low but few
political leaders would attempt to
correct it by legislation in a national
legislative body, or to make any
promises of correcting the difficulty
Mr.. Bryan, however, is after votes,
and the school teachers vote looks
good to him when he is talking to
school teachers.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-21

venting attachment. Then under the
decision of the supreme court they
were arrested for petit larceny and
bound over in htsuem Of $500 each.
All but six gave bond while the six
went to jail. The new postal law
makes it larceny to, take a paper and
refuse to pay for it. + ..@..
An accident occurred at the race
track at Egeland which might haJ
resulted much worse than it did. Dur-
ing the first heat of the free-for all
running race, and when the horses
were coming in on the home stretch,
Pete Anderson and M. D. Hutch'E-
son were standing close to the track
when one of the runners bolted the
track and knocked both Mr.. Hutchin>
son and Mr.. Anderson down and fell
on top of them. Mr.. Anderson va:
knocked senseless although he wa;
not seriously hurt except several
teeth were knocked out and hi;
mouth cut UP some. Mr.. Hutchinson
had his nose broke and his face GU
little and bruised up considerable
but is said to be getting along al
right.