Amador ledger., 1908-11-06
GLOBE SIGHTS.

Neatly every man accepts this 6o-
tion: Everybody knows me-. "
A man never does anything in the
way woman says it should be done.
Women never blow their noses, ex.
cept when alone with their families.
It IS necessary to meet good luck
half way, but bad luck will chase
you.
a woman never gets along with the
driver of a milk wagon longer than
three months.
What has become of the old fash
ioned man who was satisfied with a
"good livingY'
Talk about your sensational trials:
Wait until you hear the recording
angels testimony.
You can praise one man to another
without oIfense, providing the man
who is praised is dead.
Ohio claims to be the mother of
presidents, but Nebraska is having a
Mother Hubbard made.
We would like to know a man who
can put piece of gum in his mouth,
and keep from chewing it.
When man begins to tell a story,
and introduces 1t by asking IL We
have neard it, we can get away.
After pretty girl has been married
about four years, she Eegins to look
as if she might be her sisters mother.
Human nature never changes. If
man promises to do better than
men have done in the past, do not be-
lieve him.
When there has been death in a
family, none of the mem bers act quite
serious enough to please the neigh
| bors.
There are good many things a
man would like to buy dime s
worth of, but can't get without tax =
ing the whole box.
A Kansas widower will trihe q long
time, but. after proper period of
m burning, a Missouri widower means
| business.
The fountain of youth consists 10
working every day. eating regularly
and moderately, and sleeping nine
hours at night.
There is now some hope for the
human race: 1t is said that physi-
clans will not open a knife for less
than fifty dollars.
The bed slat style of architecture
must be the fashion; Every woman IS
magazine is filled with methods for
reducing the hips"
They always decide on the way back
from the funeral that the widower
will marry again, and that the widow
will If she gets chance.
You may think you have learned
nothing with the years. but you have
learned great deal il you don't say
anything when you are mad.
"You have complaint against
me-" Missourian said at this office
today. 1t turned out that he referred
to bill of dollar aud forty cents,
When woman says to her husband {;
"You know haven't bit of jealousy
in my nature, but / would like to
know, etc, - look out for storms.
IT. is said that by adIoit manage
ment, a woman at al afternoon recep-
tion can find herself in the crowd
going out to the dining room at least
six times.
Perhaps the women make such
efforts to get to heaven tor the reason,
according to the pictures of angels in
loose robes, there are no corsets worn
there.
just before breakfast every morning
Saint Peter works hard and fast
charging those with faIsehoods who
complain that they "never slept a
wink all night. -
A Missourian was in town today,
telling how he was suffering with
neuralgia 81 came over,'' he said,
latter vial of whiskey. Nothing
but whisky does me any good"
SO many varieties Of cakes, cookies
and crackers are put up in fancy
boxes that children are being brought
up without ever seeing their mother
make cookies, receiving as reward
for being good, cooky man.
In addition to doing the cooking,
aud the dishes, and the sewing. keep
ing tue house straight aud caring for
her children, there is that paramount
task every wife has of keeping her
husband from making "a fool of him
self.