The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-06-18
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my own deAh thoughts. Mrs Tahasoc
~Omc,oas, keggy, afen'i you afraid
yoa uill cAlck eoidi
fiBss.and wbAi u sory.ng you.
dtarg wife I'm sorrledibecause !
can't hDd OCT anyihiRg aipoui our new
nrsghbors 10 wouy over
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yon nal asked ID, boss. Not rare, an.
swered the mAn sho Is impoverished
bal grammatical, rarely
Do yoa ~ thai man yonder' !
knos for fac, be- is leading double
hic How DO you kBoS' Because /
aaw ban doing t. Hais professional
rouiorilonlsi,
II enn 'limagine sby she should have
been DOT when | called. said Borem.
You eantf qaericd Miss Cutting
Didn't you JUS, ten me she knew sou
were eom,ngf
You are sure y0n ARE of sound mind
now' they asked the asylum inmate.
Doesn't the fact that I'm crazy 10 get
out prove IN was his answer of course
this won his freedom.
-tilumer seems to feel a great sym.
pAiby for any one who j. i'll. Hnh'
HIS idea Of sympathy IL 10 get some
poor invalid IN corner aud tell him
how miserable he's looking.
~ She is so afraid Of being thought
unduly enthusiastic that she boasts Of
not being struck by anything. Well,
last summer she came very near being
struck by lightning.
First Chauffeur ran down three
men today, but il wasn't my fault.
Second Chauffeur OF course not.
There ought 10 be law preventing
reckless pedestrianism.
"A young man who wants to get
married has certainly contradictory
preIiminariee togo through What are
they' First be must pop the question,
aud then he must question the pop.
THE MoDkey--I'm going TO move
10 the city next week. The Ape-What
are You going 10 do when you get
there' The Monkey-Act as cashier
for an organ grinder.
DO you want 10 see your wife per
mtted 10 yotef Not right away, an
swered Mr., Meekton. Henrietta gets
so much enjoyment out Of lccturing
about il that il would be a pity TO stop
IT,
The bashfn man had stolen a kiss.
IL hope ! haven't umpled your feel
ingsi he veninred. Oh, bother the
feelingsl retorted the pretiygirl in con
fusion. You have rumpled my hair and
my shirt waist.
S.say, spluttered the victim IN the
chair, wwhat brand Of t.tooth soap is
that you are uslngf tisn't tooth soap,
explained the barber, it's shaving soap.
Th.then, reioined the victim, DIDN'T
put hny more in my m.mouih.
DO you think you will give any
musiealcs this winter Yes, answered
Mr. Cumrox / like them. They give
me chance TO keep still instead Of in.
wiling criticisms Of my grammar from
mother and the girls.
Family Friend There is Miss Ped
igree, who is such society belle. She
has 80 much aplomb. Mr. Comeup
Then my girl must get some too. She's
got TO have everything going.
Now, said the teacher, can any one
tell why the summer days are long and
The winter days are shori' Because
heat expands and cold contracts. re-
plied the bright boy.
II wonder who first said "li's better
TO be born lucky than richf" quered
the young widow. Some old fool whose
young wife married him for bis money,
imagine. reioined the wise bachelor.
Your husband says he works like
dog. said one woman. Yes. it's very
similar. answered the other. He comes
in with muddy feet, makes himself
comfortable by the fire and waits to be
fed
--cholly Why, old chap. what do
you keep that big copying press IN your
room fort You don't have any letters
10 copy, do youi fweddy- No, deah
boy. use that for creasing my trou
sahs. don't yon know. h
Please send stamped and directed /
envelope with your manuscript, said a
he magazine editors circular No, n
hanks, replied The occasional coniri
buior, I've heard Of people SO eoneeit- n
% that they wrote letters 10 themsel y
YES. bat I'm moi one Of them. a
Two ladies we're lanehine together =
one day when one. who il member Of a
he Colonial DANES, said TO the other; y
"Why 90 you not Join the Colonial o
psmesi fousarely must be- eligible d
Oh. yes, responded her friend. II >
forget just now the name o. my ances- u