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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-16
Real Estate Transfers.

w. J. Baker & Co. report the follow
ing sales this month. 1t 10 good indi-
cation Of an activity in land sales this
spring, following close on the recent f.
naucial depression, and at time OF the
year when all business is usually quiet.
The above firm have made five sales the
first ten days of the month.
DR.. M. f. Shaw to w. III. Hicks, two
lots in Goes addition for 5000.
III. T. Dewitt to G. H. Strannahan,
house and lot opposite Mr.. Strannahan's
residence, for 81 900.
w. j. Baker to .,..., 8 acres mile
south OF town for $500.
T. A. Reavis to Casanava Bros, 20
acres, for $4,000.
w. A. Slingerland to Claude Copple,
20 acres in Odell, for 5000.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-16
Lecture Course.

j. Lorenzo Zwickey, art lectuerer
aud chalk talker, will appear al the
opera house Monday evening, Jan.
20. This is the last OF tine Midland
Entertainment course. Tickets, sin
gle admission, soc; children, 25o. On
sale at Clarke's drug store Friday
morning, Jan. II.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-16
Mrs. Colt is quite i'll with typhoid

WrB. UUIt IL quIte III WISH SyPHUiu
fever.
G. M. Babcock and e. p. Huff.
smith, Of Glenwood, Wash, were In
Hood River Tuesday.
Melvin Wetherell. proprietor of the
Maple hotel at Bingen, was In the
city Monday and says that times are
lively at that place. Tho gravel
trains are at work on the track, the
telegraph poles are up, and a crew
will be put to work on the new depot
next week. The ballasting crew are
near Bingen, and regular train sell
vice will be pushed wess as fast az the
track is put In shape. The hotel now
has over seventy guests.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-16
10 Our Customers and Friends.

We have some gilt edge real estate
loan applications that will interest
you II yon desire 10 place funds on
eight pei cent interest for a year or
longer. First National Bank.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09
The Three Professors.
[Copyright, 1908, by T. c. McClure.l

copyright. 1908. by T. C. McClure.l
It used to take good deal to sur
prise town in the far west such as
Cheyenne or Deadwood. One of these
towns was surprised at the arrival OF
Professor Henry Thorn, bOtanist, Yale
college. and ten days later by the COM
ing of another professor. who regis
tered himself at the same hotel as
Professor Charles Witbeck. Criniinol-
ogist, Harvard College" For an hour
or two his name on the register ex-
cited some little comment. That was
because those who read it didn't know
whether his profession related to claim
jumping or railroad engineering. The
landlord finally explained that a GRIM
inologist was fellow who had had to
jump out Of Texas for shooting a man
and had arrived in Dakota to open a
faro game and make a new start in
life. That satisfied public curiosity
and accounted for the professor stroll
Ing around the town day and night
He also took in all the fine points and
particulars.
The two professors under one roof
fought shy OF each other for a couple
Of days. Professors have their jeal-
ousies as well az dime museum freaks.
though greater efforts are made to con-
ceal them. At length, however, they
introduced themselves and shook
hands and began to respect each other.
Some professors Of botany can't be led
to admit that there is anything inter-
esting in anything but their own spe-
cial hobby. So with professors Of
criminology. These two professors
were different however. They de-
ferred to each other. They made ad-
missions. They permitted each other
to talk without interruption. -
The botanist held up half withered
violet that he had culled on the prairie
and delivered an interesting lecture on
its roots and stem and petals, and the
criminologist described the head and
face Of the criminal with such clear
ness that had there been an audience
present none could have failed to Sc
cure a mental photograph The points
he made were, first, slanting fore
head; second, a head that ran down.
hill on the back side; third. the mar
row space between the eyes; fourth,
a bullying over the eyebrows, and. fifth,
a cruel expression about the mouth.
In addition to particularizing these
points. he was good enough to say that
Professor Thorn didn't betray single
one Of the characteristics. On the con-
trary, an infant had only to take one
look at him to know that he was a5
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eentle and innocent q I woman.

gentle and innocent % . woman.
Professor Thorn couldn't do less than
return the compliment. He returned
It by saying that all flowers represent
ed human characters. For instance,
the Canadian thistle represented a
chuckle headed man. the burdock a.
man full Of envy and Jealousy, the pig
weed a weakminded person, the holly
hook a conceited ass, and so on.
What typified the character Of Profess
or Witbeck was the lily. That stood
for purity Of soul and thought. A man
that represented the lily was always
subscribing to orphan asylums and
buying up old horses to turn out to
pasture for the rest Of their lives.
Just what the professors said Of each
other when alone Is private matter.
The first occasion they had to distrust
each other was when they met at night
IN the vicinity Of a clothing store. One
OF them had been examining the fas-
Jennings ola rear window and the other
the fastening Of a door. Professor
Witbeck observed that he thought the
study Of botany required daylight, and
Professor Thorn replied that he failed
to see how the study of criminology
could be pursued without the aid OF a
lantern. There was second meeting
on a second night, and from thence on
the relations between the two great
institutions Of learning seemed to be
strained. =
It was not to last long. however.
One night after the botanist had spent
a whole hour to effect an entrance to.
a store by way Of skylight and pho
tographer's parlors It was to come
upon the criminologist. who had got in
by a door and was just preparing to
bore the SAFE BY the aid of two dark"
lanterns and the English language
some very sarcastic remarks were
passed as to hypocrisy and false pre-
lenses. and then they sensibly agreed
to divide the labor and the Doodle.
They were working with this aim and
object in view when a third party
crept out from his hiding place and in
terfered. He began by handling his
gun in reckless manner and introduce
ing himself as Professor Twister of Co
lumbia college He had been dis
patched to the great plains Of the west
to gather specimens of the bygone days
when alligators thirty feet long and
elephants twenty-four feet high used
to paddle up and down the river and
gambol DER the meadows green. He
had finally found couple of choice
specimens, and he babe them come
with him. They didn't want to, but
they had to. 1t was a late hour, but
the enterprising and patriotic citizens
were ready to turn out and build big
bonfire and throw ropes over the limbs
OF trees. There wasn't much to be said.
There was no particular novelty In 1t
for the crowd, and the two men stand
ing on the heads Of barrels seemed to
figure that they had better save their
wind for the uphill journey. one re-
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09
Your Sweetest Hour.

What was your greatest hour? The one
wherein
You chose the way and ventured forth ?
The one
In which was born the courage to begin
The profitable task which has been
done?
Was 1t the hour in which you learned the
glad.
Sweet secret hidden deeply in her
breast?
Or was 1t when you found out that you
had
Two crump,ed dollars In your last year s
vest?
Chicago Record Herald.
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Mr.. Microbe.

When Mr.. Mfcrobe comes along
He doesn't whir nor buzz:
He doesn't even sing song,
As Br'er Mosquito does.
He lights upon your hands or lips
In silence most profound
And rests bit before he skips
InQuiringly around.
But. all. dear child, beware Of him,
For II your hands are soiled
And II your clothes are not brushed
trim
And II your milk's not boiled
He'll bite you with whole rows Of
teeth
He always keeps them sharp
And then you'll wear a golden wreath
And strun . golden harp.
New York American.
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NO

membered much about Il next day, but
now and then to this day some stranger
reads the double epitaph on the head
board and is d bit curious:
SACRED to the memory Of the two
professors who tried to play 1t low
down on another professor and this
town. Don't no saloot steal this 'er~
board" NJ. QUAD.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

The Royal Neighbor ladies will
meet at the home of Mrs. Grace
Woodruff on B street, Thursday af-
ternoon at o'clock. Bring pair
of scissors. *as
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

"Has that titled son-in-law Of yours
any business sense?"
EYES," answered Mr.. Dustinstax. II
must say l admire his foresight and
sagacity. He absolutely refused to
take any chances on my regarding him
as a poor relation Washington Star
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A lost Illusion,

Mr.. Baker, want to tell you, my
love. that the horrid story we heard
about Mrs. Brown is not true
Mrs. Baker-Oh. dear! What made
you tell me? Now I'll have nothing
to talk about at the card club.-Brook-
lyn Life.
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Call Of the Wild,

She-Did you ever hear the call of
the wild?
He-I just guess did. wrote a
piece once, and ! heard the audience
calling for the author.-Yonkers States
man.
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OF and On.

The English language seems to -
Quite queer at times. for when
Some jovial friend gets on spree
We say, Hes OF again"
-Lippincott's Magazine.
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Bee Like,

Bacon-That man reminds me of q
bee.
Egbert-So busy?
mo; because every time he unloads
anything on a fellow the fellow gets
stungr'-Yonkers Statesman.
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Plenty of Kicks Comma,

A wise man once said to his son,
whenever you think of pun
Go out in the yard
And kick yourself hard.
And let me begin when you're done"
Cornell Widow.
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Sixina Il LIN.

lis it fair" remarked the observer
Of events and things, ITO judge an Ice
mans conscience by the size Of tho
piece Of ice you ind on your door.
step3'-Yonkers Statesman.
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Information Wanted.

Short-I can't pay you for a few
weeks yet l lost lot Of money re-
Gently in specializing.
Long-Indeed! Whose was it?-Chi-
cago News.
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Stella-When people go to the coun-
try they leave the cats behind.
Bella-Then where do all those on the
hotel piazzas come from New York
Sun.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09
Where He Went.

A bore who asked. isn't It cold?"
Was finally shot.
And now he's exclaiming. we're told:
"Whewi Isn't 1t hot?"
-Phi1adelphia Press.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

Attorney o. P. Barrows, of Bick-
mel, Ind, is in the city, and will open
up a law Office here.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09
Same Old Story.

The melancholy days have come
When in exchange for plunks
The iceman hands his product out
In the smallest kind Of chunks.
st Louis Republic.
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Grateful Affection.

Il love my country passing well!"
The officeholder cried. with glee.
Il ought to love 1t, truth to tell.
Since It has been so good to met"
Washington Star.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

Try liquid head rest" at the Pa
lace Barber Shop.***
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

Don't Look at the Thermometer.
Let your mind absorb the thought.
Like a thirsty blotter:
When with heat your brain is fraught
You will feel much hotter.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

The 0ceo0jon toF Il
HE says he never prayed IN al his
life"
What monotonous existence! Ap-
2arently he has never been In . light
place."-Catholic Standard and Times.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

metto are delicate, dainty and deli
cious ***
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NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

The Board of Directors of School
District No. 40, Southside, WASH,
will receive bids for the remodeling
of school house in said district up to
Monday, September IA. Plans and
specifications may be seen at the Of
flee Of the Wenatchee Realty Co.
w. B. ESTES,
MORO CLARK,
F. w. BROMLEY,
Directors.
R. F. D. So. 3,
Wenatchee, Wash. 9-14
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09
Same Thjno,

Miss Bloomer seems to keep her
youth STILL" remarked Miss Goode.
''Well," replied Miss Chellus, "she
keeps her age quiet"-Broadway Mag
azine.
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Jest Sinqin',

'And have you music at the church!'
asked the rural squire.
"Waal, no." said he: cant say we hev;
Jest singin' by the choir
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His Feat.

News item: A carpenter in a board
ing house last week sawed three
weeks bOard.-Judge.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

II You want dainty wedding invi,
tations call at the World Printer
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Lest You FORGET.

When you cross the waters blue
Take this loyal thought with you:
Though you journey far and wide.
Don't forget your civic pride.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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At the Quick Lunch.

Bill-YOu say he's old fashioned?
Jill-Well should say so. Why, he
chewS his ood.-Yonkers Statesman.
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True to His Art.
Askitt-Who Is that crusty old chap?
Noitt-Thats Bunns. the baker,
Smart Set.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09
A Close aaainnino,

Misery Bridegroom (as the carriage
moves off)-Hey, there, save that rice!
New York Life.
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DANGEROUS Younaster.

Dangerous Youngster.
you'd better be kind o. careful how
you talk to me-" said Tommy, doubling
his small fists and glazing at the other
boy. 1--WE got the artistic temper
ment. and I've got it bady'-Chicago
Tribune.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09
c. 0&un>$ of Him

SO Sweet OF HIM.
"Oh, pshaw! What makes this glove 80
tight?" cried she.
I'D be intoxicated. too" said he.
"Were / a glove upon that hand"
philadelphia Press.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09
A lioht Repast.

Alligator-Great reptiles! I've gone
and swallowed a cork leg, and now I
can't sink to the bottom! Minneapolis
Journal
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

"Any cable news Of Importance"
Gust received the name Of this new
royal baby"
"Well, boil it down."-St. Paul Pho
neer Press.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09
A Str;kinc Resemblance.

4 Striking Resemblance.
'Why does old Richman call his auto
after his son-in-law, the Duke?'
Because its first cost was the small
est NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Ledger.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

The Ladies' Aic Of the Christian
church will serve dinner and sup
per at Bowers Hall on Tuesday, Sep
TENDER 8.*** ~
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At the Seaaida.

"Oh. George. can't you just smell the
salt water?'
More than that. Maria-I can taste
1t in the ice cream" - Detroit Free
Press.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09
In Nav York State,

IN New York State.
"Say, dad, what is 'innocuous desue-
tude""
Its the polite term for race horse,
JOhn."-Harper's Weekly.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-09-09

Dressmaking done on short notice
at Wilt & Adams Dressmaking Par
lor. 80
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u S1ss..s ~ sssr.;t
-: y, asss~
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1908-03-07

funerals IN NOfbH *s<I
Sorrowing parents are following
one, third of all the school child
rem of the town to the cemeteries.
Twenty more bodies are so mang-
led that it is difficult to identify
them.
The authorities have been un-
able to learn much from Herter the
ianitor. Every time he is ques-
toned he becomes frantic and
shouts like man bereft of reason.
While in this state he bemoans the
fate of his own children and no
satisfactory conversation can be
carried on with him.
1t is likely that all the bodies
yet in the ruins will have to be
buried along with the unidentified
dead now in the morgue and their
resting placed marked by one cora
mon monument.
Services were held in every
church in Colling wood and great
crowd joined in the funeral cortegt
to the cemeteries. Bells were tOlled
through Cleveland. Signs of mourn
ing were displayed and in many
other ways was evidenced the glie1
of the whole state over the terrible
happening.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1908-03-07
NOTICE.,

; Notice is hereby given that if
no good and sufficient cause is
shown the undersigned county
commissioners of Ben Hill Co. will
on the 10th. day of March, next,
grant an order establishing a
public road as follows. Commenc-
ing at the North East Corner of
Lot of Land (14S) in third Land
Dist. of said county, and running
south On the original land line
between lots 14S-149 down to the
Foundry of the A. B. & A. r. r.
Shops then east along said road to
the City of Fitzgerald, distance
of about one and one half miles.
W. r. BOWEN.
H. M. WARREN
w. r. WALKER
County Com. of Ben Hill Co.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1908-03-07
Get Busy at Something Useful
FIRE HORROR.

he fell back into the seething furn
ace.
The fire is supposed to have
started in the furnace room in the
basement and gained such head
wav that in thirty minutes had
completely destroyed the building.
The following press dispatch
comes from the scene this morning:
Cleveland, March 6-The day Of
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1908-03-07

Be- incorpozas snd style
aforesaid entiti6s| Is and prlvi-
leges and immunitie subject TO the
liabilities fixed by law.
W. M. MARTIN.
For the Petitioners.
Georgia. Ben Hill County.
], D. W. NJ. Whitley, Clerk of the Superior
Court of Ben Hill County, do hereby certify
that the above and foregoing is true and
exact copy of the original petition for Char
ter now on file ia this Office in tho name of
the Mutual Mercantile Company.
witness, my hand and Off cial signature
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1908-03-07

Mr.. j. III. Tarpley, arrived
yesterday from Dublin and is a
guest in the home Of his nephew,
the Reverend j. G. Flanders.
Pull for Fitzgerald or Pull Out
'If Christ Should Visit Here
will be the subject of an address
by DR.. Vawter at the Central Chris
tian church Sunday at 3 p. m.
| Pull for Fitzgerald or Pull Out.
Ed Taylor, electrician, who has
been sick for month is at work
again, putting in the wires for the
Garbutt-D onnivan building.
Pull for Fitzgerald or Pull Out
Mrs. r. III. Martin, wife of Con-
ductor Martin, and daughter Mar
garrett and son Maste + Haley, are
visiting in ThomasvIlIe.
Full for Fitzgerald or Pull Out.
Mrs. Thomas Barnes, of Ocilla,
stopped over between trains, on
her way to Norman Park where
she was called by the illness of her
mother.
Get Busy at Something Useful.
Clyde Smith, mail clerk, spent
the past couple of days at home
with his parents ON Central Ave
nue.. They do say-that at At
lanta-?
Get Busy at Something Useful.
LosT:-Thursday on South Main
street, plain gold rope chain and
locxet with monogram E. B. Re
turn to Enterprise office and re-
ceive reward. tt.
Pull for Fitzgerald or Pull Out.
George Wilson, the evangelist,
will conduct q mass meeting at the
opera house tomorrow at 3 p. m.
Ministers of all denominations and
the w. G. T. U. are invited to
participate.
Pull for Fitzgerald or Pull Out.
If you can't stay to hear the
preaching it will do you good to
hear MeSsrS Tuckerman and Well
icome and Mrs. Vawter in their
solos and duets, and to listen to
Prof. Tuckerman'S choir at Central
Christian church.
Get Busy at Something Useful
p. B. Owen the veteran barber
of Fitzgerald, who with his
brother and son, conducted shop
in the Empire Annex, have moved
to the Greer block on Pine street,
opposite Hailes' Drug Store. They
are all splendid citizens and first
class BARRIERS and Conduct an up to-
date shop in every respect.
Pull for Fitzgerald or Pull Out
Dean Ryman, of Ann Arbor
University Mich and his sister
Miss Lulu Ryman of this city, and
Mr.. Mr.. j. B. Wall of Jackson,
Georgia, make up the new law
firm of Ryman & Wall successors
to E. w. Ryman, lately deceased.
Dean and Lulu Ryman have
bought the interest of Mrs. Lulu
B. Ryman and together with Mr..
Wall will carry on the business.
The latter was attorney for Butts
county.
Get Busy at Something Useful
Master Henry Powell, Enter
prise carrier for the 4th ward,
was called to Charleston South
Carolina as witness in Western
Union Telegraph case. A res
ponsible substitute will be en-
ployed to take care of the inter
ests of the Enterprise subscribers
until his return. His father, Mr..
II. G. Powell accompanied him.
FIRE HORROR,
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1908-03-07
this the 4th day o March A. D. 1868.
d. w. M. WHITLEY,
Clerk Superior Court, Ben aiu county,

Thomas Myrick Divorce in Ben Hnl Sap
NJ E. Myrick. ty Georgia, April ti term iSIs.
The defendant M. E. Myrick, is required
to be and appear at the next Superior Court
to be held in and for said County on the First
Monday in April next then there to answer
the plaintiffs demand in this action for
Divorce. Witness the Hon. U. v. whipple,
Judge of sold Court this the goth day of Feb.
1905 d. W. NJ WHITLEY, Clerk.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1908-03-07

Pullman buffet sleeping night trains between Savannah
and further normaton reservations rates. etc.
see vour nearest Seaboard Ticket Agent, write
CHARLES F. STEWART, "A G. P. A, Savannah, Ga
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1908-03-07

W. M. MARTIN.
For the Petitioners.