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Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
The Doctors Mistake.
FrOm Tit-RIfq

4 doctor who thinks that all the ills
of the human race can be traced TO the
drinking Of coffee and tea entered a
restaurant recently and seated himself
opposite an Irishmau VINO was busying
himself trying TO dispose Of steam
ing cup of coffee.
How often do YOU use coffee ." que
ried the doctor.
Il drink it morning, noon and night,
sir"
Don't YOU experience a slight dizzi-
ness OF the brain on retiring at night ?'
Indeed | do, sir very frequently"
You have q sharp pain through the
temples and In and around the eyes ?''
Right YOU are replied the Irish
man
You are possessed with a drowsiness
when YOU awake in the morning. and
your head often aches and feels very
heavy"
Right again answered the Irish
man. still slipping his coffee
Well, then exclaimed the doctor.
sitting erect i'm his chair, aren't you
now convinced that the coffee is the
cause?"
rs that so?" said the Irishman. in
establishment Faith. l always thought
il was the whisky"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
Merchants visit Milwaukee

This is the season when merchants
throughout the Northwest are turning to
Milwaukee for their spring and summer
stock Milwaukee jobbers and manu-
facturers have in turn prepared for the
occasion. 4 visit to the metropolis Of
Wisconsin will repay those who intend
to purchase their stock of spring goods
or place an order for machinery in any
Of the renowned factories.
Milwaukee jobbers deserve the patron
age of the business men of this city.
They offer good goods and as splendid n
display at right prices as can be found
anywhere. The absolute superiority of
the product of Milwaukee's manufac-
lures is known throughout the world.
The reduction Of the railroad fare 10 two
cents mile has brought Milwaukee
more closely in touch with merchants
generally who may now travel at a mini
mum cost with maximum profit. While
in Milwaukee visit 10 the rooms of the
Milwaukee Association of Jobbers and
Manufacturers, 45-49 University Build
ing. will bring any information that is
needed.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
The pain soothing virtues Of ST. j

The pain soothing virtues of st. ia
cobS Oil are So evenly balanced as to
meet all cases where pain exists. and
where an outward application is gen
orally applied. ST. Jacobs Oil is truly
worth its weight in gold. even for the
cure of nerve pains (and pretty well
all bodily pains proceeding from the
nerves.. II illustrates how wonder
fully the essential elements are com.
bned its marvellous penetrating power
enables il 10 seek out the painful spot
in the sciatic nerve. deeply embedded
as well as the face and brain nerves
1t cures neuralgia gently and surely
and after the application. if the nose
Of the bottle is held TO the patients
nostrils for, say, ten minutes, they will
fall off into a restful, peaceful sleep
There is no other remedy in the world
that will do so much and do IL 50
quietly and effectively as st. jacobs
Oil. Every family should have a bot
tie handy by them in the house II
acts like magic. il always conquers
pain.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

From the Washington Star
Captain l5igloW, of Yale was talking
about an applicant for tie football
team.
lie win never make football play
err said Captain BigloW He Is as
different from "a football player as a
bottle of brown fluid | behcli last sum
mer was different from beer
a man with n motor cycle stopped
at mountain inn where { was iuuch-
ing one sultry afternoon and asked for
bottle of beer The landlord took
from a sunny shelf bottle hung with
cobwebs lie busted i aud set it be-
fore the uyclst with 4 flourish
Noull find this the best MiiWau-
kee, sir he said
The cyclist opened the bottle.
poured littlc into "A glass and froWncd.
Landlord he said this is very
thick and muddy beer.
The landlord lifted the glass and
looked at il He tilted 10 from side 10
side. II WAS so thick and MUDDY that
IL would scarcely spill
ITS the thunder hC muttered It's
the thunder that has done Jhs
Well thunder or no thunder | can't
drink it said he motor cyclist But
IN tell what YOU might do You might
jus, put it i'm a paper bag for me, and
l'l eat 10 on my way home
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
Glad 1t Was His Wedding

rum inc NV l'Ah Noil"-
Guests assembled for the marriage
OF Lieutenant Logan Tucker, T. s NJ
c.. and Mrs. May X Broome waited
fully 20 minutes past the scheduled
hour before the two principals in the
service appeared From time To time
during this interval the bridegroom
grandmother. Mrs John A. Logan
turned expectantly 10 the door, hoping
10 see her grandson appear Finally
the little gathering of friends, pretty
highly keyed up, We're getting a bit on
their nerves, when Mrs. Logan restored
the balance by calling across the aisle
TO guest;
We'll. I'm glad Logan Tucker Is
going to wedding instead Of a fight
If he is as late getting into battle as
he is i'm getting to this altar, he'd stand
little chance of winning, that's all I've
got 10 say
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
PURE FOOD.
No Food Comm missioner Of Any state
Has Ever Attacked the Absolute
Parity oil Grnpc-N Nurs.

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uo. - .,tn,.L.s ~. ,h.o,n,.
p,ri,, -, cr,,e->,,s
t,,or,. a,,1,..i. ,a,r,.t.o, .hon.s
,,;s TIA 40 ~. IA, a.,.;o,,,. 80 u,ho.+
ana RorIo, ,raa,ad ~. or,. n-ocassos
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,..--,s
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~ ai,ia, ~. nr.os t,.
-
:. .a..I anu HelVe NeL,Ners - "'Se"
upon the fact that certain parts or
Wheat and Barley (which we useD
contain Natures brain and nerve
building ingredients. viz. Phosphate
of Potash, ana the wav we prcngrp the
food mgTce IL easy to dige.t and as.
sin,uate
Dr Geo " g,r,, in big bool on
..rba piochsp,ic S,e,o,, or uadicfne 3"
saws
.Xher tho ,oo5ical rrofaseior rulIv
,,,dor,,o,,ds tna ,,..,,,., ,,,a r,,ga ~
tho nb,snbato ., ,o,as.i,,r, ;,,eoro
os,lnr,s ,,iIl ,o to,ao.. d, NODDED
..rrba or,,. n,.,ta, Of tba b..in &c
controlled e,tirel, IN, tho ,poryanic
coIl.eol, no,.ss{,,,,, ,bos,,b,,a
This cal, ,,ri,.s ,,i,, ,It,n,., ord
nv tho ,ddi,io, ~ ovyoo, croatos
nerve.Fuid or The gray mattar of the
hrain
oOf course tbaro is =, traca ~ o,hor
s,Its ,d o,t,,. ,,r,,,,,i, ,,,t,o, j.,
re,.,,a. .ari3 b,t nota.si,,,,, ,,bosrbate
is tbo cbiof fac,o~ ord dbos ,ba nou.r
u,itbi, ttsa,f 20 attr,o, ,,, Sc o,,,, lon,
% emit. al, ,hir,o. roa,od 10 ,no,,
fact,,ra tba eIivir 30 lifa Therefore,
u,ban ra-,,o.,,, s,.,,,,,.,,,,,,. ,.,.o d,,o 90
Tho foot ,b.t H. ro,.,,o e,,id ~ hoon
ovbonstad fro,, ON, oanso ,ho nboe-
nbota of not,ssiy,n ,s ,ho orl.. true
ramed, hacansa no,bino cleo CON noe
sih,,, snrnt, ,ba deeoiaro,,
,.,rbo M .i.; t, 100 r,,,iai,,
corsuroing Tho .ra,, natte, 20 tne
hrain conno, no ovorao,imated
"Pbosnbate of Potash is 10 NV mind
the most wonderful curative agent
ever discovered by man, and the bless
ings it has already conferred on the
race are many But what shall the
harvest be when physicians every
where fully understand the part this
wonderful salt plays in the processes
of life? 1t will do as much as can be
done through physiology TO make a
heaven on earth.
Let the overworked business man
take II and go holup qoCd-tarp nara1
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
NO RELIEF FROM ECZEMA

For over Two Nears-Patent Mcdi-
cincs, Qunck Cures and Doctors
FniI-Cuticurn Succeeds.
II was very badly afflicted with &C.
zema for more than two years. The
parts affected were my limbs below the
knees. tried all the physicians in
the town and some in the surrounding
towns. and | also tried an the patent
remedies that | heard OF, besides all
the cures advised by old women and
quacks, and found no relief whatever
until | commenced using The Cuticura
Soap. Cuticura Ointment. and Cuticura
Rcsolvcnt In the Cuticura Remedies
! found immediate relief and was soon
sound and we'll C. V. Beltz. Tippeca-
noe Ind. Nov -. 90
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

Nothing will pay vou better for 1908
than to SOW plenty of big yielding oats
and barley with oats al 4Oc to J0c a bu.
(Salzers new Emperor William Oats ay-
craged 30 bu. per acre more than any
other variety in 1907 would pay i'm
mensely. while Salzers Silver King Bar
ley which proved itself the biggest yield
er at the Wisconsin Agricultural Station
during 1907 If you had planted 30 acres
would have given you in 1907 Just So,
10000 on 20 acres. II is an enormous
yielder.
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND loC
to the John A. Salzer Seed Co, La
Crosse. Wis and we will mail you the
only original seed catalog published in
America, with samples Of Emperor Will
liam Oats. Silver King Barley, Billion
Dollar Grass. which produces l. tons per
acre. Sainfoin the dry soil luxuriator,
etc. ETC. and if you send l4c we add a
package of new farm seeds never before
seen By YOU. C. y. I.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
COAL PILES WORTH A MILLION.
Enough Anthracite Stored at Shady
side, N. j., to Last for Years.
From The New York Hcrald

From The New York ffcrald
Did YOU ever see a million dollars
worth of coal? If not take a trip
across the Hudson to Shadyside, n. j.,
some day and feast your eyes on 200
000 tons of anthracite that the New
York Edison company has stored up
there against a rainy day.
Perhaps il isn't the biggest coal pile
in the world the owners do not say IL
is-but il certainly is the biggest TO be
found in this vicinity and few persons,
comparatively speaking have ever seen
a bigger one To be exact 1t Is two
coal piles and part Of third. The only
reason il is not in one pile is that the
limit of standard coal handling ma
Chinery was reached before half of the
coat was piled up, and the company
simply had to start a second pile
million dollars worth OF coal Is
not as interesting to look at as a mil
lion dollars worth Of diamonds would
be- perhaps but it occupies whole
lot more OF the landscape and is worth
Just as much i'm real money Roughly
estimated. each OF the two piles that
form the basis Of the Edison com
panys 200 600 tons is about the size OF
a fun city block and about as high as q
four STORY house with mansard roof
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

THAT excellent acress. Clara Blood
good sat beside me one night al a
dinner" said Philadelphia play
wright. and with The fish some one
began To talk about wifely eXtravt-
gance
Mrs Bloodgood listened TO tale aft
er tale Of the ruinous extravaganza Of
wives and finally she said.
wives eXtraNagance-oh. yes You
men are all alike. You are all like the
broker who. at midnight IN his club,
hiccuped wiped his eyes ana said
brokenly.
This is the sixth bottle of cham
pacne I've drunk today, all through my
wife making me lose my temper. IL is
terrible what a lot Of money that wom-
an costs me.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
Corpsa CouId Not stand h.

From the New York Press
The affable Captain Dugre of the
Hamburg American liner Prince oscar.
was commiseratinE with a seasick pas
scUEor.
"Soasickucss. sir" said the captain.
is "a very nasty tninE. Some people,
suIferngs though, are far more afro
cious than yours ! once carried a
Philadelphian who suffered drcadfuIIy.
Al the height OF his seasiCkuess this
poor Philadelphian beckoued his wife
TO his bedside and said ina a weak
voice.
Jenny my Will is in the CONNER
cial Trust company care. Everything
is left TO you, dear. My various stocks
YOU viii find in my safe deposit box
The man paused and sighed Then
he said. feryently
And Jenny, bury me on the other
side. | can't stand this trip again. alive
or dead
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

E'Tom the phuadelphla Record
Any fellow who gets up I'm the morn
ing with "A dark brown feeling dresses
u bad taste.
White is the prevailing shade says
fashion item Even white hes are
popular
NO one pays any attention 10 the
low on sight
For every man who is willing TO he
lieve the truth there are dozen eager
TO believe = lie.
No, Maudc, dear. TO read Il woman
ike a book ii is NOT absolutely ueces-
sary hat she should be OF rhe boId-
faced type
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

From thG philadclph.a Ledger
Your honor" said the lawyer, Il
ask the dismissal of my client on the
ground that the warrant fails to state
that he hit Bin Jones with malicious
intent
This court" replied the country
Justice, "ain't a graduate OF none Of
your technical schools. don't care
what he hit Bin with. The pint il
did he hit him" Perceed"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
Back. Handed Munrfioienee

From NE Fhlladelphla Public Ledger
They were making "a special collection
in "a Kansas church. old Mr Budd
who never gave more than cents,
was seen to place Slip Of paper in the
hox. The deacon could not help whis-
pering TO him:
This is indeed generous, Brother
udd, as he hurried down the aisle.
, We'll, ] hope you'll not think it's
IA dollar bill, for 1t amt 1t receipted
bill for the Kerosene the church for
Igot to pay me for last year."
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

From Everybody S Magaznc.
when Grover Cleveland was practic-
ing law i'm Buffalo one of his friends
was a lazy young lawyer who was
forever pestering him with questions
about legal points that he could just
as Well have looked up for himself
Even Cleveiand's patience had an end.
One day as his friend entered he re-
marked
There are my books Help yourself
to them You can look up your own
case
The lazy lawyer stared at him in
amazemeut
see here Grover cleveland" he
said Indignantly. y want you TO under
stand that YOU and your old books can
90 to thunder. You know very well that
1 don't read law. / practice entirely by
carr
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
The Phila nthropist and tb. Maid

From the Dundee Advertiser
Tho old gentleman held very strong
views as TO the evils Of indiscriminate
charity he met a little girl in the
street crying bitterly What Is II. my
child" Have YOU split the milk. on
what 90 The child looked up and said
No, sir, my mother gave me six
pence 10 get some bread and tea. and
and-lve been ana lost it." Dear me
how very awkward! But don't cry
my child, that won't bring the six
pence back aGaiE Besides I've got a
match here, t. which you are wei
comet and the philanthropist passed
on his way
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
WING AGED bx Elsctrlcitx.

TOM NO I-HIIdutIpNId HuIItIn.
The wine merchant turned switch
and a strong electric current shot
through the caslC of wine
THAT is this autumu's Wine" he
said, and it is sweet. harsh. rough
in a word a nasty new wine Wen. in
a few days il will be smooth and fra
grant, in a few days It will be eight
years old
we age wine by electricity now %
he explained. Wonderful thing, cleo
triCity isn't it, 1t grows fruit, II re-
juyenates people and now. by lingo,
II ages wine"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

Your honor" said the lawyer Il
ask the dismissal OF my client ON the
ground that the warrant fails TO state
that he hit Bill Jones with malicious
intent"
This court replied the country JUS
tlcc. "ain't a graduate Of none OF your
technical schools / don't care what
he hit BIN with. The pint is. did ne hit
hin, pprqae1
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

couple Of men were chatting i'm
club smoking room about "A friend and
his motor
He seems 20 be very wei satisfied
with it," TemaI ked one
"Oh. yes Hasn't paid a copper in re-
pairs ali The nine months he's had it.
ne tells me-
II m. / heard the same story from
the fellow whose done all the repairs.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
Wouldn't Have Got Out.

FTWW mo WV lVTN w WITW.
The other day a little daughter OF a
well known official family was entered
as Sunday school pupil at fashion
able st Johns
What did you learn at Sunday
SCHOOL," inquired q visitor upon the
child's return
We'll. today | learned all about
Adam and Eve I'm the Garden of Eden,
and all I've got To say is, II I'd been
God that story would never have got
tan out -
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
For kidney Troubles ard Rheuma-


Sufferers from rheumatism kidney
and bladder troubles are promised
speedy relief and cure by use Of the
well-known medical preparation called
Swamp Root" So confident of it's
efficacy are its proprietors that by men
tioning the name Of this paper and
writing TO DR., kilmer x Co, Bing
hamton, ~ y, sample bottle OF the
remedy will be sent free by mail TO any
part Of the United States. In order 10
@ct this free sample. be sure TO men
don the name OF this paper.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
Did Il Matter?

Frederick Sandys. described by Rus
kin as the greatest English draughts s.
man. was once asked before ne VAS
known To fame to paint the portrait
OF the mayor of "A town. "A most estim-
able grocer The spokesman OF the
deDutation said that the committee was
prepared 10 pay as high as $50 for a
good portrait but on seeing the artist ;
face grow long. added that they only
wanted "a half length "Oh of course.
that makes a difference said the art
list, most urbanely. Which half would
you prefer gentlemen"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
Error in the Mails.
From fhe PniIadeIphia T,cdp,

From the Philadelphia Ledger
Doesn't a copy of our paper go 10
the White House ." asked the great ed
itOr.
He was assured that one WAS mailed
regularly
Wei, there's something wrong with
the service, then,' he continued Il re-
member distinctly directing President
Roosevelt not 10 send that fleet tp In,
Pacific
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
Sis Hopkins Savings.

Many a straight ticket is crooked
Fast young men are usually slow
pay.
Those who i've by the pen are often
e-pendent.
Mas bon motto for framing Every
honest effort SlcCCceds
What mosJ Of us need is less bick-
cring and more laughter
Ma says a man can build a house
bur that il takes "A woman TO make il
"A home.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
unerrinn Maternal Instinct

FFUm INC IH-caEO TTINUne,
They look exactly alike. and YOU
dress them exactly alike Mrs High
snoggle,' said the caller How do you
tell them apart"
THAT isn't hard 20 do" answered The
mother OF the twins If | slap johnny
and he swears "A blue streak, / know
It's Dick"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
HE::I| .PF(Dl.
ADvICE:

You won't tell your family doctor
the whole story about your private
illness y you are too modest. You
need not be afraid to tell Mrs. Pink
ham, at Lynn, Mass, the things you
could not explain to the doctor. Your
letter will be held in the strictest con
fidence. From her vast correspond
ence with sick women during the
past thirty years she may have
gained the very knowledge that will
helpyour case. Such letters as the fol-
lowing, from grateful women, es-
tablish beyond a doubt the powerof
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
CANADA LANDS.

Write for our 1908 Illustrated
GUIDE TO THE LAST WEST"
Fun of information that informs
Sent free III you mention this paper
Luse Land Co, Ltd, ST Paul. Mimi
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
The Preacher's Wife.

From the Detroit Free Press.
who is that woman that is saying
such harsh things about her husband p"
That's our preachers wife"
What's the matter? Don't they get
along Well2"
"Oh they get along all right, but yog
see he refused "A purse of gold because
il was tainted money and she's just ex~
pressing her opinion"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
EAcTs EoR slcR W0NEM.

For thirty years Lydia &. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy cor female ills,
and has positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
diSplacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, tibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
tion, dizziness, sS,ornerVous prOStration.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

wouldn't Uou like 10 try Natures mild
laxative. Garfield Tea? Headache Pow
uers and Digestive Tablets also upon re-
guest. Send postcard TO Garfield Tea
90. Brooklyn, Y. Y.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
Standing Of 5aptists.

from fNrDdnEe.
A certain preacher was conducting
a revival All who belong To the army
of the Lord. ne said, stand up" One
woman arose in the back of the room
What church sister," the preacher
asked. THE Baptist" she replied
You don't belong TO the army of the
Lord. tho preacher said, you belong
to the navy"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
LYDIA e. PlNKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

to conquer al female diseases.
Mrs. Norman X. Barndt, of Allen
town, Pa, writes:
Ever since | was sixteen years of
age | had suffered from an organic de-
ranpement and female weakness; in
consequence | had dreadful headaches
and was extremely nervous. Ny physi-
elan said must go through an opera
ton TO get well. A friend told me
about Lydia T.. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound and ] took it and wrote you
for advice, following your directions
carefully, and thanks TO you am to-
dav a well woman, and ] am telling
ali my friends of my experience"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

John Mitchell. the miners leader,
vas talking TO PittSburg reporter
about the spread OF unionism
Why" said MIR. Mitchell. smiling. I
hear that i'm a pittsburg school the oth-
ar day. when the teacher told little
boy that ne must stay in after school
and rewrite a composition the young
ster dared up and answered stoutly
What and get pat out OF the schoi-
ars' union for workin overtime? Mil
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
unionisn,,s Snread.

Yrs. Wiu4iOW = so,f4-iEa rrRUt yor ChilirsS
esthtuR; softenG the TuEs, Toquces tnnanmstl0n at
paiu. curas WinA colt - cent puiLIs
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
It's When They Protest.

Has she said that she win never
marry again.'
no"
Then very likely she won't"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15

Of kidney disease.
While kidneydis.
orders are the
most common
diseases that pre-
vail, tn ey are
almost the las,
recognized by
patient and ply.
sicians, ssho con.
fen, fbo,noeTgsf
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-02-15
PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS.

PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed TO cuSe any
case Of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protrud.
ing Piles in TO IA days or money refunded
50C.