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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
The Life Earnest.

High hearts are never long with
out hearing some new call, some die
tant clarion Of God, even in their
dreams; and soon they are observed
to break up the camp of ease and
start on some fresh march of faithful
service. And. looking higher still, We
md those who never wait till their
moral work accumulates, and who re-
ward resolution with no rest; with
whom, therefore. the alienation is in
Simultaneous and constant; who do the
good only to see the better, and see
the better only to achieve It; who are
too meek for transport. too faithful
for remorse, too earnest for repose;
whose worship Is action, and whose
action ceaseless aspiration.-J. Mar
tineau.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
A kissing Acquaintance.

AZ Rev Edward Everett Nale,
chaplain Of the United States senate,
was walking along q Boston street, in
company with a friend, he was sud
denly accosted most Familiarity and af.
fectionately by woman who, without
further warning, proceeded to throw
her arms round his neck and kiss him
on both cheeks.
Then followed brief conversation
gushing on the woman's part,
guarded on DIR. Hale's, who confined
himself to discreet inquiries az to the
welfare Of the woman's family; were
they well!-and living in the same
place?-and 90 forth.
Finally the woman tore herself
away, and the venerable divine turned
to his companion. w
Il should have been glad to intro
duce you; but did not know the
lady's name" he said, with his gen.
tie smile. ITO tell the truth" he
added. refectively. Il didn't even
know ! had kissing acquaintance
with her."-Sunday Magazine.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23

Fred Carlson, fish peddler, was
taken into custody by Stellar Wilson
county game warden, Monday, on a
warrant charging Carlson with having
understood white fish in his possession
and offering them for sale. Carlson was
arranged in Justice divers court and
he stated that he purchased the fish
from Bat Hawley of Ontonagon also
that Ne had telephoned Mr.. Hawley to
come to Hancock and settle which the
latter agreed to do. The hearing was
adjourned so as to give Mr.. Hawley a
chance to make good.
1t has been determined by the board
Of education that deaf and dumb de-
VI. 4. -. g.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
PENINSULA NEWS.
Items Of Interest Taken From Our
Exchange Table and
Condensed.

The real estate of the Henwoot
Mines, Ontonagon county, was knocked
down to j. H. Rice, of Houghton, at {
public auction which was held at the
front door Of the court house at Onton.
agon, Tuesday afternoon of last weeL
by George w. Stannard of Rockland,
the receiver. The consideration was
81, $50.
The school house in District No. II
Pickford township, burned down last
Wednesday evening. Nearby residents
were at hand to do what they could t.
save the property soon after the fire
was noticed but lack Of fire protection
made it impossible for them to save
much. The loss is estimated at about
$3.50.
Agnes Norma, the little daughter Of
of Charles Norma of Houghton, is re
covering from an injury suffered las,
week when large Plymouth Rocl
rooster attacked her and drove one o.
its spurs into her left eye above the
eyelid. 1t was by an exceedingly marrow
margin that the optic itself escaped
injury.
A disastrous fire, affecting the tribu'
tary works of the Lake Superior cor.
poration, took place in the early hours
Of Monday morning, at Sault Ste Marie
entailing a financial loss of at least
$3.50, 900 and causing the death Of two
employees of the Tagon Water and Light
company, who were on duty at the
plant when the fire started.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23

exists whether the federal courts will
disturb state boundary line SO long es-
tablished.
Amasa was considerably depressed
last week Sunday by the death of Gus
Mangensen, one of the most respected
citizens of the place. Mr.. Magensen lost
his life by falling from the third level
to the bottom of the Gibson shaft, q
distance of 100 feet. The deceased was
an engineer and was detailed to assist
the pumpman on Sundays.
Matt Kangasjarvi, Of Baltic. went
to sleep on the tracks of the Copper
Range road near South Range Monday
night and little while afterwards
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
The Waist Came Back.

"The other day I hung my prettiest
waist out on the line at the kitchen
window" said the fiat-dweller. after
washed 1t. Then / forgot all about
1t, and when went to look for It two
days later 1t was gone. rushed
.frantically down to the janitress. and
we climbed together over the coal into
the area to look for the waist. la
mented deeply. II was beautiful
waist We couldn't find 1t. The jani-
tor came from the next house and
helped us look. but there was nothing
doing. came sadly In at the window
back over the coal and assembled to my
sixth-story fat.
The next day I looked In the draw
er of my chinonier and found the
waist there. Say anything to the Jam
itress? Well. reckon not"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23

During the week force Of men were
employed in the work Of cleaning and
making needed repairs in the little park
opposite the j. B. Smith residence, un-
der Mr.. Smiths direction. A new
fence and gat. way were among the i'm
provements and thereby reserving one
little spot that will be inviting and not
infested by cattle and horses.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
Daughter as a SUBSTITUTE.

An old bachelor bought pair o.
socks and found attached to one pa
per with these words: II am youne
lady of 20 and would like to CORE
spond with a bachelor with view tc
matrimony." The name and address
were given. The bachelor wrote and
in few days got this reply:
Mamma was married 20 years ago
Evidently the merchant of whom 20,
bought those sox did not advertise o.
he would have sold them long ago
My mother handed me your letter anC
-..S Sossibly / might suit. an. Sc"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
The Shanghai Judoe.hIp.

Just judges are appreciated in
Shanghai, and, indeed, the need of
their being men of fearless integrity
may be said to increase with the
square Of the distance from home,
since here there are many judges and
possibilities and facilities of appeal.
while in remote places all may depend
upon the decision of a single Judge.
Let 1t be known that the American
judge at Shanghai does strict and i'm.
partial justice, regardless of fear or
favor, and that he is supported in so
doing by the government at Washing.
ton, and every hoyest American SO.
journing in those parts. will feel more
secure and will take greater pride in
his citizenship before the world.-New
York Tribune.
The Rural Guest.
$50 this is first-class hotel?"
drawled Uncle Hiram Hardapple as he
carefully flung his weather-stained hat
on the corner of a radiator.
Yes, sir" replied the polite waiter
with low bow.
Got any cut-loaf sugar."
There is a bowl full al your elbow,
sir"
Got a lead pencil?"
Here is one, sir. Do you wish to
mark off on the menu cards?"
"Oh, no, sonny. just want to
mark points on these blocks of sugar.
so we can have a sociable game Of
dominos when Mandy comes in.
calculate 1t will be some time before
dinner is served"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
"PameIa" the First Novel.

A great branch of literature. un.
doubtedly the most widely popular.
and one in which England showed the
way to the world, Is the novel. In
the year 1740 readers were delighted
with new kind Of book, prose 70.
nance, not of legend, but of their own
day and manners. II was the pioneer
novel; was called Pamela" the work
Of Samuel Richardson, London
printer. and the great success 1t met
with soon brought forth host OF
others.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23

part nent be established in the Lake
Linden schools. Superintendent Riggs
has been instructed to hire q teacher.
At the present time there are four deaf
children of school age in Lake Linden,
and another to whom the advantages of
the new department would be extended
lives at Tamrack City. The board has
engaged Miss Louise Bangs Of Lansing
as instructor in English. Miss Bangs
was highly recommended for the place.
She 10 graduate OF the Lansing High
school and is now completing work for
. degree at the University. Beside, she
has had six years practical experience
in the Lansing schools. 49, '3'
The next state camp Of the Modern
Woodmen of America viii be held at
the 500, and it will BE the first state
camp ever held in the upper peninsula.
At the state camp ct Petoskey last week
the upper peninsula men chosen to
attend the head camp at Peoria, ILL.,,
were L. A. Rose Of Escanaba. r. M.
Andrews of Menominee, ]. c. Schultz
OF Dollar Bay, and A. w. Moore Of
Marquette. Sam Bridge Of Crystal Falls
was also candidate, but failed to land
as a delegate.
Attorney General Bird and Prof. Da-
Wis of Ann Arbor will soon 60 to Wash
ington to examine the records in the
war department to obtain information
concerning the surveys Of the Michigan
and Wisconsin boundary line. The last
Legislature directed the attorney-gener-
al to have new survey Of the bound
airy made, and if circumstances justi-
fed, to bring action in the federal
courts to have the boundary as des-
cribed in the act of congress re-estab-
lished. 1t is contended that an error
was made in the survey by which
Michigan was deprived of portion of
its territory. Undoubtedly a mist AXE
was made in the survey, but question
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
IN. Chance.

But maybe you don't like to hear
the smart sayings OF other peoples
children" said the man who had been
Keeling them on for an hour.
Yes 1 do" responded the other
man. Il think they ought to be i'm
perishably preserved sell phono-
graphs. dollar down and dollar semi
occasionally. How about onef"
There was nothing to do but invest
Exchange.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
Very Likely.

you seemed to size that man up
pretty WELL" remarked the talkative
patron.
Sure" replied the waiter. 'it's cas-,
for US walters to take mans meas.
ure."
Yes? suppose you measure him
hum tip to- tip"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
Exchanging Law. Of etiquette.

UDehanoin0 Laws OF Etiquette.
II IL astonishing to see how little
the standard Of good manners seems
to have changed since the middle
ages.
The strenuous life and the higher
education have not altered our con-
.ception Of the laws Of good breeding.
even II they leave MS little time for
the carrying out Of them, and the
rules Of conduct upon which we have
AL been brought up are In many 70.
spects the same to-day ~ those pro
pounded In the manuals Of etiquette
of hundreds Of years ago.--Ladies'
yisld.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23

Julius Caesar, young gentlemen,
reformed the calendar. What may we
surmise from thisT
That he was q good politician and
stuck. to harmless issues" answered
the class as one man.-Exchange. -
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23

ITS hard to make some people re-
member" said the tiresome talker.
that they mustn't look gift horse
In the mouth so,8s9
Yes" interrupted Popley. but I'll
bet it's still harder to make our baby
remember that he mustn't put . gift
horse In his mouth"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-23
Two Views.

They were already discussing their
summer vacations.
But don't YOU think" said the
athlete. ithat everybody ought to
learn to swim?"
"Of course not" said the dyspeptic.
what would you think of fish that
insisted upon learning to walk on dry
land?"
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
NO SKIN LEFT ON BODY.
For Six Months Baby Was Expected
to Die with Eczema-Now Well
Doctor Said to Use Cuticura.

six months after birth my little girl
broke out with eczema and 1 had two
doctors in attendance. There was not
particle of skin left on her body, the
blood oozed out just anywhere, and We
had to wrap her in silk and carry her
on pillow for ten weeks. She was the
most terrible sight l ever saw, and for
six months 1 looked for her to die.
used every known remedy to allevi-
ate her suffering, for it was terrible
to witness. DR.. c. gave her up. DR..
B. recommended the Cuticura
Remedies. She will soon be three
years old and has never had a sign
of the dread trouble since. We used
about eight cakes of Cuticura Soap
and three boxes of Cuticura Ointment.
James J, Smith, Durmid, Va, Oct. IA
and 90, 1906"
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
An Intelligent Child.
cooked.

A small boy was playing with the
scissors, and his kindly old grand
mother chided him.
you mustn't play with the scissors
dear. l know little boy like you who
was playing with a pair of scissors
just like that pair. and he put them in
his eye and put his eye out, and he
could never see anything after that"
The child listened patiently. and
said, when she got through the mar
rative:
What was the matter with his
other eye?"-Bystander
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

Mr.. William F. Vahlberg, Oklahoma
City, Okla, writes:
zone bottle of Peruna which 1 have
taken did more toward relieving me of
an aggravated case of cafarrh of the
stomach, than years of treatment with
the best physicians.
81 had given up hopes of relief, and
only tried Peruna as last resort.
~ shall continue using it, as 1 feel
satisfied it will effect an entire and
permanent cure.
'Imost cheerfully recommend Peruna
to all who may read this"
Peruna is usua -ly taken as last re-
sort. Doctors have been tried and
failed. Other remedies have been used.
Sanitariums have been visited. Travel
has been resorted to.
At last Peruna is tried. Relief is
found.
This history is repeated over and
over again, every day in the year. 1t is
such results as this that gives Peruna
its unassaiiabie hold upon the people,
We could say nothing that would add
force to such testimonials as the above
That people who have had catarrh and
have tried every other remedy avail
able, find relief in Peruna, constitutes
the best argument that could be made.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
ONE CALAMITY NOT FoREsEEN.
And That, of Course, Was the One
That Actually Occurred.

Mrs. Silas Bennett was philoso-
pher. On a certain dismal occasion
some of the neighboring women were
condoling with her. With commenda-
BILE cheerfulness, says a writer in the
New York Times, she replied:
I've raised four girls an three boys,
expectin' every time they'd be twins
and red-headed like their Grandpa
Bennett, an yet they amt.
Am I've worried consid BILE over
smallpox breakin' out in my big fam
fly. So far, faint.
Last summer, durin' July an Au-
gust, an mebbe part of September, 1
was real meloncholic, fearin' I'd got
an appendix; but 1 guess I amt.
"An' through it all, it never occurred
20 me that I'd be the one to fall
through them rotten old meetin' house
steps an break my leg in two places,
but l be"-Youth's Companion.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

81 visited E. R. Thomas and found
him doing well after his motor acct
dent" said a member of the Automo-
bile Club of America. Thomas, as
usual, rallied against our bad roads.
He said that friend who lived in
the. country had been in to see him.
1.-THE country is all right in the sum-
mer," Thomas admitted, but in the
fall and winter don't you find it dull?"
"'Dull?' said the other. No, in
deed. Why, out our way some motor
car or other gets stuck in the mud
every night '-Philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
A Terror to His Kind.

A certain congressman is the father
of bright lad of ten, who persists, de-
spite the parental objection and de-
cree, in reading literature of the half
dime" variety.
That's a nice way to be spending
your time" said the father on one &C.
casion. whats your ambition, any
how?"
Dad" responded the youngster,
with smile, I'D like to have people
tremble like aspen leaves at the mere
mention of my name. "-Lippincott's.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
Perfect Philosophy.

We read of certain Roman en-
peror who built magnificent palace.
In digging the foundation the work
men discovered a golden sarcophagus
ornamented with three circlets, on
which were inscribed: 81 have expend-
ed; have given; have kept; l have
possessed; l do possess; l have lost;
l am punished. What l formerly ex-
pended 1 have; what l gave away. 1
have."-From the Costa Romanorum.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
TO CURE A COUGH


Mix two ounces of Glycerine and a
half ounce of Virgin Oil of Pine COM
pound pure with half pint of Straight
Whisky. Shake well and take a tea
spoonful every four hours.
The genuine Virgin Oil of Pine COM
pound pure is prepared only by The
Leach Chemical Co., Cincinnati, Ohio,
and is put up only in half-ounce walls.
each vial securely sealed in round
wooden case to insure it's freshness
and purity.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
STATE OF OHIO CITY OF TOLEDO. q,

FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is senior
partner of the firm OF +. J. CHENEY K Co.. doing
business In the City OF Toledo. County and State
Aforesaid. and that said frm will pay the OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the OF
MALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before and subscribed in my presence.
this 9th day Of December. A. d. 1886.
SEAL A. W. Mo GLEASON s,]s, -
'@' @SAHAA SDt@iS'
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally and acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials. free.
F. j. CHENEY q CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
Money Expended on Schools.

Last year New York city spent $780,
100000 on its public schools; Chicago,
so, 100000; Boston more than $780,
100000; Philadelphia a little more
than s6,0O0,OOO. Though Philadelphia
is the third city in population in the
United States, it stood thirty-fourth in
per capita expenditure on schools.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

of Doan's Kidney Pills and began u.s.
ing them. One box made me stronger
and freer from pain. 1 kept on using
them and in three months was able to
get out on crutches, and the kidneys
were acting better. I improved rap
idly, discarded the crutches and to
the wonder of my friends was soon
completely cured"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
The Lions Roar,

The dawn is the time when lions
roar most. They occasionally give
tongue when actually hunting, often
after feeding. The sound varies with
the age and lung power OF the animal.
and has many gradations, sometimes
sounding as though the pain of doing
1t at all hurt the throat; sometimes
the sound comes in great abrupt
coughs, and again one hears even
triumphant roars.-From Two d.
lpas in Somaliland."
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

paralyzed me and
affected my kid
neys. My back hurt
me terribly, and
the urine was bad
ly disordered. Doc
tors said my right
kidney was practi-
cally dead. They
said I could never
walk again read
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
Panorama Headaches.

Caused by constant shifting of the
gaze, as by moving picture shows, trav-
cling in rapidly moving conveyances,
and the like may be greatly relieved by
external application to the eyes of DR..
Mitchell's Eye Salve. 1t strengthens
the eyes and takes away that burning
sensation. Automobiles use Mitchell's
Eye Salve For sale everywhere. Csc.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
Spells for Fashions Followers.

At auctions in London during the
last half of 1867 there were catalogued
for sale 1912 skins of birds of para
disc, nearly $4,000 white heron
plumes and vast number of the
skins and plumes of many other birds
of beautiful plumage, including alba
tross quilts and the tails of the Tyre
bird
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

The st. Anthony chapel car which
recently finished long tour through
Wisconsin and Minnesota, has had
prosperous week in Philadelphia.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

1t is more from carelessness about
truth than from intentional lying that
there is so much falsehood in the
world-Dr. Johnson.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

Stage Manager wish we could
work in few more realistic touches
in this woodland scene. Now, how
would it be to have some one growl
like a bear?
Author-The very thingl Well call
In the critics l-Harper's Weekly.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
Japanese Timepleees.

Japan has 80 timepiece factories,
which turn out annually goods valued
at nearly 100000, the latest figures
being 209,792 standing clocks. 441,755
hanging clocks and 25,360 watches.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
Then and Now.

Her Grandsire, many years ago,
Came over in the steerage,
And with the money he acquired
She got into the peerage.
Chicago News.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

= do you think that the people ought
to ruler" asked the patriot.
Don't ask me-" answered the nerv-
GUS man. I'm prejudiced against the
idea. I'm a baseball umpire"
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
Tobacco Growing liz ireland.

Tobacco Growing iE Ireland.
Tobacco was successfully grown I'M
der government supervision in Ireland
last year; but as the crop has not yet
been marketed, the financial result
will not be known for some time.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
Good Stunt.

How do you preserve your teeth SO
beautifully"
'T never buy any tooth powder from
n dentist" Leader.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

Between being held up and blown
up, the average married man has
strenuous time of it.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

Anacharsis: Laws catch flies and
let hornets go free.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

Many mans dog can give him les
sons in fidelity and integrity.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
The Real Place.

First Amateur Ffsherman-Where
is really the best place to get the
best trout?
Second Ditto (confidentially)-In
any first-class fish market.-Baltimor
American
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

She-John, dear, the doctor says 1
need a change of climate.
Her Husband-All right, the wealth
er man says it will be colder to-
morrow.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

Feet Ache-Use Aliens Foot-Ease
Over30 900 estimonials Refuse mutations Send 70
free trial package A S. Olmsted. Le Roy, n. Y.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
As Yale Sees Il.

Tanke-It must be great to be
Harvard man.
Styne-Why so?
THE streets up there are so crooked
that people can't tell whether you're
walking straight or not."-yale REQ
ord.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

How we dislike to accept a favor
from person we dislike
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28
ONE KIDNEY GONE
But Cured After Doctors Said There
Was No Hope.
morrow

Sylvanus o. Verrill, Milford, Me-,
says: Five years ago a bad injury
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1908-11-28

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums reduces
dammaton. allays pain. cures wind collie Csc bottle