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The Washington herald., 1908-08-27
SORROWS ABUSES.

TIE uses q so-ror conp7ehe1d
Bettar and bstter a. each years ed
Deaps- and deepe- I seen % see
Why and wherefc-e Z has % Be
Only after TIE dark. vet days
Do We fully rei1ice II TIE suns bright rzyS
s-ee1er the cus- tastes after the fast
Than the sated goGrnand's finest repNst
Tle fai1tcs- caesT sounds never Sruiss
To The actor who o1cs has hea-d hiss
To ore Who the ssduess q freedom knows
Lizht seer re fetts-s love uzy inposs.
ard he Who has dwelt with his heart Glors
Hesrs al the music n fnen6saip's tons-
50 better a1d better cour-shsnd
How so-row ever would be Cur t1e2d-
-ELa KheslsZ WLlcrz
The Washington herald., 1908-08-27
PEACOCK FEATHER IN FASHION.

There has been a revival this late sea
son OF the peacock feather as a design
Il IS stamped on green and blue chiffon
scarfs. and it has made its appearance in
borders in thin gauze and chiffon frocks-
Il VIII be embroidered on silk and net
and satin for trimming. and 1t VIII be
enameled on metal for belt buckles and
h-naches
The Washington herald., 1908-08-27
4 Trinmnh Tor ,rnn-

C. K- ChezteTtou. in the IIlisiEa;ed Loadoz News
They call the outbreaks Of the SUI
fraEists a triumph for woman But they
are not They are a triumph for man
for the original male point of view This
IS not a movement Of felinisn. but q
movement Of nascUlinism- II Is the CON-
pIete victory OF man over woman, OF male
logic over female common sense.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-27
sflEer-coverea Card Cases.

Among the charming purses and cases
FOR visiting cards Is an Italian one which
IS meeting with q good deal OF favor.
Il is made OF soft-colorsd leather, is
large and oblong. and Is covered with
= design IN silver known as Florentiae.
This silver is quite thin and supple,
and goes all over the surface. II one
wishes the monogram n thin silver let
ters. II may be added TO the center.
These make excellent wedding gifts
The Washington herald., 1908-08-27
SHEATH GOwN's FAILURE.

Apparently there Is nothing 20 the the
o-y that women VIII wear anything that
fashion dictates inasmuch as New York
importers who made heavy purchases
OF sheath gowns abroad say they cannot
make the style popular in this country
Lloyds. that energetic firm that insures
everything insUrable. has even gone 50
far as 20 refuse TO insure one OF these
shipments OF sheath gowns, and the cis-
rnaved importer is facing total loss
At no time in the history Of the ns-
ton has the American woman dressed
so sensibly. nodestIy and beconingly
as today.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-27
A Medical Bill.

Patient-I have a touch Of ague-
Physician-Yes-
Patient-I shall keep within doors toI
q week
Physician-Yes.
Patient-I shall diet myself carefully.
Physician-Yss.
Patient-I shall take ten grains Of qu.
nine twice day
Physician-Yes-
Paiient-How much IS your BID
Physicial-Haf = guinea
The Washington herald., 1908-08-27
4 Ruined Monument.

I'm he Eocios-e- he-3-1-
Souvenir collectors have ruined the
monument 10 Daniel Boone al Frankfort
Ky. as they are running the Washington
Monument. and others where they have
the chance. Proper punishment for hs
souvenir collector would be 70 t2Se Der
o. him. when detected. into court, where
a finger shculd be extracted FOR every
souvenir collected. II might be barbsl Gus
r-sz-r,sDt in The ewes OF the u-tra-reE1cd.
bl.t IL would save our monuments IRON
I the vandal-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-27
How Terrible!

From Pick-2is-UT.
He must be a perfect savage"
Why
sHe threatens his wife with his club
when they have a difference
The Washington herald., 1908-08-27
Extremes in Life.

From TIE Balnmo-e American
Exuitant Young Father-AIy baby has
lust cut his first tooth
Despairiag Old Grsndsire-0Iy last tooth
has Just cut ne.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-27

The maps which the Post-ofice De
partnent makes Of the counties in which
there Is rural free delivery. as well as
those o. various individual routes, are
soon 70 be offered 10 the public az the
eoss Of printing and handling. The coun-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-27

To-morrovv-CatechiEing the Far
mer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-01
"A HAPPY NEW YEAR
FROM THE GRAVE
BROWNS BODY TAKEN
Widow Wished Photograph of
Spouse.

New York, Jan. THE unusual
procedure OF cXhumiuG q body 20 days
after it had been buried in order that
a photograph might be secured of a
man who in life had stunned the
camera, was Witnessed at Woodland
cemetery today.
Henry Brown, train starter at the
One Hundred and TWonty-ninth street.
elevated station. was buried Dec. G.
Mrs. Brown had no picture of her
dead husband, and this so preyed upon
her that yesterday shn Obtained a per
nit to eXhumo the body The photo
graph was taken i'll an improvised
tent, and the body was Immediately
reinforced.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-01
It's a Mighty
Biz Help

70 the housekeeper-occssiouz1fy or
oil the time-to have the baking u
bread, pies. cakes, etc. done @usA
side" especially when shs knows snd
can rely upon the baker. We orer
or services in this respect perfectly
confident Of our ability TO please snd
satisfy.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-01
Record Compares FavorabIy
With Past Years and Can
not Be EquaIIed yb Any 9th
err City in indiana of Its Size
SPEAKS WELL FOR RICH
MOND MORALS SAY POLICE
Of the Forty-six Charges on
Which Arrests Were Made,
IntoxiCatlon Led All Others
MANY of Combative Mood.

During the past year, the members
Of the Richmond police department ar
rested a total of 625 people on forty
six various charges. The record made
by the police is about the same as that
made in 1906. For a city the size of
Richmond the number Of people ar
rested is small Sucn small record
cannot be pointed to by any other city
OF Ike size in this state. It speaks
we'll for the morals OF the city, say the
police. AS usual the majority of those
arrested was on a charge OF intOXica-
ton. Seventy-nine people charged
with assault and battery and forty-six
people charged with petit larceny
were taken into custody. The list of
arrests made last year follow.
IntOXiCatiOn-257.
Assault and battery-79.
L2rCeny-+6.
TrcsDass-l6
SuspiCiOn-46.
Violating city ordinance-32.
Beating board bill.
FOrgery-9
Public iudecenCy-5.
Safe keeping-10.
MuTder-1,
GambIng-5
Drawing dangerous weapons-..
Insane-6.
Wife deS-rIOn-9
Carving concealed We4n0ns-3
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-01
Her Stimulation.

When rosy checked. good natured
Irish girl fresh from the other side re-
Gently sought employment in the serv
ice Of a Germantown woman. the lat.
ter began an1iously TO interrogate the
girl as to her qualifca tons
Can you cook. Nora ?? asked the
lady most earnestly. Are you a good
cook"
Yes. mum. | t'ink So" responded
the girl naiveIy. IL yell not try to
help me."-Harper's Weekly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-01
The Main Thipn

You told him TO diet. didn't vou,"
asked the young doctor
Yes" replied the old one: ~ tod
him TO eat only the palnest food and
as little as possible
But this case has been chronic 50
long do you think that will help him"
well. it viii help him TO pay ny
UiII."-St. Louis Republic.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-01
WHAT CAUSES HEADACHE

From October TO May, Colds are the
most frequent cause of Headache.
LAXATIVE BROMO QIININE re
moves cause. E. ". Grove on box 25c.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-01

Man Is q noble animal. splendid In
ashes AMI pompous In the grave
Browne.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-01

Have you trouble of any kind arising from
q dlsordered stomach? 60 TO your drusgis1
and get Soc or 81 bottle OF Dr, Csj6yrIl Z
syTap Pepstn. which is positively xuars1tssc Ia
xz1ns roo end kespyex wei.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-01

docs your little brother know how
to walk, Abner:"
"1eth, He knowth how. We all
showed him, but he can't DO it yet"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-01-01
Odd Epitaph.

A traveller IN Ireland recently saw
upon an old tombstone over there III.
spitaph:
DR.. HENRY JONES
Reader, behold with gravity.
For here lies Dentist Jones
Filling his last ca witty.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-08-24
MUNICIPAL CLEANING.
Excellent Practice That Should G
Made Permanent Custom.

1t has become quite Il fad in southern
California to proclaim and observe GER
tain days as cleanup days. especially
in our smaller cities. our towns and
villages. On these days the mayor
council, trustees, board Of health or
some constituted power or authority
has asked the residents to clean up
their yards and the streets and alleys
abutting, to bcautlfy their premises.
plant and care for street trees and
strive in every way to make their com
munity more attractive and healthfu
and therefore more valuable from n
realty point Of view.
The idea is most excellent one and
should be encouraged in every way.
These public workdays should be OBJ
served in every community in our land
and should be made permanent. setting
aside one day each month or one day
each quarter in which all should aim
to make the place more livable. Mu-
nicipal health and beauty mean wealth
both collectively and individually.
Home seekers are not attracted by dirty
and slovenly municipal housekeeping.
Cleanliness means or is capital and It
has been observed that the greatest
growth of population has been in those
centers made the most healthful and
attractive. and this through Jealous.
we'll directed cooperation.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-08-24
Buttons as CIe~s to Grimes.

In the Black museum Mt New Scot
land Yard is a fragment of button
found on the window sill of house
which had been entered by burglars
1t was the only clew the police had TO
work on. but in the hands of Il keen
eyed young constable it led to the ar
rest of its owner whom the constable
met casually In the street wearing the
very WaiStcout with its broken button
of which the fragment had formed Il
part.
The murderer of Mr. pelarue in Bel
size lane, Hampstead. some years ago
was brought TO the gallows through
the instrumentality Of a macintosh
button found near the body Of his vic
tim. WESTMINSTER Gazette.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-08-24
A Faithful Friend.

Il have used Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy since
it was first introduced to the public
in 1872, and have never found one
instance where a cure was not speedi-
~ effected by it's use. I have been a
commercial traveller for eighteen
years, and never start out on a trip
without this, my faithful friend"
says H. S. Nichols of Oakland, Ind.
Ter. When a man has used a rem
edy for thirty-five years he knows its
value and is competent to speak of it.
For sale by Evans Drug Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-08-24
BY WILLIS j. ABBOT.

1Ah yet at This writing. only few
is-'ey> after the convention of the so
.>s2G-d independent" party has adj
RfFn ned one cannot find in any Chi
&--;| newspaper the most casual ref
-Sst-2u ~ 10 its recent existence or to the
% q ii 1t put in nomination. Doubtless
PEE could discover information of this
2sss-1 Mr.. llcarSt's own papers here
syrgs- people in politics have long ceased
res & 2-ok to them for the expression of
ixE- ouhlic sentiment whatsoever. 1t
Is,z NJ Hearst who said not so many
,y~s@re ago that IT, didn't want any
sTa,r:-ar 'jnent Hca Associated with him
hs.Esause he would have 10 consult
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-08-24

Don't complain" said Uncle Eben.
eff you find dat somebody has an ak
to grind You's lucky desc days If
when you gifts through turnin de
grindstone he doesn' han you de AK
an speck you to do his 'hoppin' for
I'm" Washington Star
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-08-24

name and fame SO near made. and all
frustrated by n girl still in her teens.
He was, so to speak. routed-badly
routed
What could be done? In his Devil.
derment he ordered the advancing col
umn back to the starting point.
During the long march and running
fight of General Morgan and his gal
liant command through the states of
Kentucky, Indiana and Ohio the daugh-
ter Of the old general found many
ways of communicating with her lover,
and many of General Morgan's Won
derful escapes were due to information
obtained from her.
When the war was over she married
her trooper. and today they are happy
in their Kentucky home. The well tried
saber and carbne hang on the wall:
the faded gray uniform is laid sacredly
aside: the stars and stripes float from
the cupola of the mansion. The old
general rocks easily on the veranda.
ard. seeing one of his manly looking
grandsons approach, he murmurs to
himself: well Anna. it was no Won
der. God bless you both. forgive
'ou long ago"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-08-24
Hearst and Gompers.

The issue raised between Mr.. Com
pcrs, president of the American Fed
Grafton of Labor. and Mr.. Hearst Is :
curious one. Mr. Hearst sent bitter
message to his papers. purporting t'
Ne in answer TO Il message sent ny
Mr.. Gompcrs. The latter says b,
mover cahled Hearst on any subject
Query: Who sent the forged Gomper>
cable message? Was any Hearst EN-
ployee capable of doing such thing,
either to deceive his chief or to get q
good bit Of news? Certainly that is the
only way In which the invitation to
Hearst To attack Gompers and Bryan
from Paris by cable could ever have
been made effective.
Chicago.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-08-24
FEDERAL JOB HUNTER
Y ATS Long Record on the Gov.
yernment Payroll.
THE SECESSION OF HEARST.

: .s1z..sn Evidence Party Convention Little
.4.apre Than d Joke-Its Candidates
AROUSE No Enthusiasm - Movement
lsspired by Spirit of Revenge-The
--,onpers Cablesram.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1908-09-18
Answers to correspondents.

\ well-known newspaper man
tells of the time when he conduc-
ted an Answers to Correspond
ents" column for an Iowa news
paper. For the convenience Oh
such subscribers as wished personal
replies to their queries the editor
would send responses direct when
stamped envelopes were inclosed foI
the purpose.
One morning the editor was in
receipt of two communications re-
questing personal replies, one from
an anxious mother who wrote
touching the proper rearing of twins,
the other from a farmer who asked
for a method of getting rid of grass
hoppers.
The editor, out of the fullness of
his knowledge. wrote the two re-
plies. but in the press of business
got them in the wrong envelopes.
To the the mother of two twins
went this interesting recommended
tons:
Cover them carefully with straw
and then set fire to it. After jump
ing in the flames for a few min
utes the little pests will be speedily
done for.
The man who was troubled with
was hidden to
Give castor oil regularly in moder-
ate doses and rub their gnms with
bone. -Lippincotts.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1908-09-18
EuIogy to the "OId Man.

How easy it is for US to have
taken him simply for granted. He
was in our lives when first we re-
member and along through the
years we have accepted his protec-
ton and help and guidance merely
as a matter of fact We refer to
dad. "
1t isn't often we hear him eulogi-
zed. He has always been busy off
down town at office or store, or out
in the field. or down at the shop.
He used to come home and ask why
we hadn't performed certain tasks,
and we sat him down for a tryant.
We used to go t. him for spending
money, and when be refused we
thought him hard,
But he was neither. Now we
know how we misiudged him. We
can appreciate now why he wanted
us to be busy, and we know the
tragedy that lay beneath the fact
that he could not give us money
for this and that bit of foolishness.
Childhood is unreasonable. Youth
is too often thoughtless. Young
folks do you know what your father
has done for you2 Did you ever
figure out how much he must have
scrimped and worried and planned
to keep the household going-to
keep a roof over your head and
something for you to eat?
Dad never said anything about it.
You thought families just sort of
raised themselves-that the world
owed them a living. But bless
you, there had to be head, self
sacrificing, shrewd head. There
was responsibility onidad that made
him gray before his time, and
made MIN spend sieepless nights.
It is mother, who often wants to
give her children all the they cry
for. 1t is the father who denies
and often meets with rebellion in
-his-offspring that lasts throughout
childhood. But some day, when
they get out in the world, they
will understand. And they will
respect him because he paid his
bills instead of showering gifts which
he had no right to give.
They understand something of
what he has gone through, and
they will look back at all his acts
in new light. Too often 'dad''
doesn't get the appreciation due him.
He is made the pack-horse that
must bear the load. He is mis-
judged by the very ones whom he
has shaved for.
Here's to dad" Is it too late
for you to tell him that you under
stand him now?-Yazoo Sentinel.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1908-09-18
Drink Wrecked
Happiness
But When Her Husband Return
ed Home Smiling and Happy
This Good Woman Realized
That a Great Change Had
Been Wrought in Him.

1t is impossible for me 10 convey to you my
idea and feelings in regard to the cure of my
husband which certainly is deserving Of a
grateful response 1t was when my husband
entered our home smiling and happy. that
fully realized the great good that your wonder
full treatment had done for us. Delighted and
thankful felt that the greatest blessing had
been bestowed ON our home How l longed in
my heart for the same comfort TO be the reward
of many suffering wives.
My husband looked so well. his eyes SO bright
and clear. with an expression of peace and hap
piness, rejoicing that he was relieved from the
curse of drink.
We cannot speak too highly of your wonder
ion in regard to treatment of this nature. I
leave them fully convinced that there is moth
ng to compare with the James method of treat
ment. With grateful heart. remain, sincere
" MRS. GEO. T, EVERETT.
Arensvile. Ill.
Prices for Hypodermic or Internal
Home Treatment for Drug Additions
will be furnished on application, with
a free sample treatment, charges pre-
paid.
Booklets on Drug Additions,
Drunkenness and-Tobacco and Cigar
cite Habits, containing testimonials
etc., sent sealed under plain cover.
Correspondence confidential. Address
Charles B. James, or James SanatO-
rum, 133 Popular Avenue. Dept. 10.
Memphis, Tenn.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1908-09-18
ReWard-S1OO.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at last
one dreaded disease that science has
been able TO cure in its stages. and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure now knowfi
10 the medical fraternity. Catarrh be-
ing constitutional disease, requires
a constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally. act
ing directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system, thereby
destroying the foundation of the dis
casa, and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work.
The proprietors have so much faith
in its curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case
that it fails TO cure. Send for list of
testimonials. Address
f. j. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1908-09-18
Easy Money.

There is no more pernicious So
phistry than this widely prevalent
theory about easy money" for il
strikes human nature at it weakest
point. People who could not be
tempted to commit a crime will
Jump at the chance to get some
thing for nothing, and many who
might not be too scrupulous but
would shrink from a heinous Of
Tense are not proof against the Sc
auctions of easy money" The
psychology of this weakness may or
may not go back to the garden Of
Eden aDd the primal curse of toll
Certain it is that there is an inner
ent revolt in human nature against
the drudgery of earning bread in
the sweat of ones brow. Normally
constructed people combat this re
bellious spirit through the human
affections which enoble toll and con-
secrate the hardest tasks to the
comfort of loved ones. But tlRre
are few people who work very hard
for the sheer love of working hard ,
Kansas City Journal.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1908-09-18
The Surprising Successes CT
AeropIane.

One of the sensations of the past
week has been the remarkable sue
cess of the Wright aeroplane. Until
quite recently the heavier than air
flying machine, or aeroplane as
such machines are called to distin-
guish them from the dirigible bal
loon was looked upon more of Gu
riosity than a practical and success
ful apparatus. The very idea of a
machine raising itself into the air
by its own momentum seem vision
ary The dirigible balloon placed
no such strain on the imagination,
as the means by which it was kept
in the air were well understood, and
the only problem was to control the
movements of the gas bag. The
successful performance of the
Wright aeroplane indicates that a
mechanical flying machine, indie
pendent entirely of gas has been
successfully evolved
/ Mr.. Wright has shown that his
machine is capable of navigating
through the air for more than an
hour, that it is capable guided in
any direction desired without diff
Guilty and can land without risk
and with perfect certainly as to
choice of place of landing. These
achievements make wonderful adj
vance in the science of areonauties
and hold out the expectation that
a machine will eventually be evolved
which can be made to travel any
/ distance desired, rise from the earth
and descend at will and be suffi
GENTLY staunch to sustain consider
able strain as we'll as powerful
enough to raise considerable weight
and travel at high speed.
The machine which has been so
successful was made for the Army
with view to its use for military
purposes. What has already been
accomplished holds out great expec-
tations as to what the aeroplane
may be made to do both in scout
ing and in dispatch bearing, if not
as an engine of destruction. 1t is
clear that the aeroplane is not as
vulnerable as the dirigibIe gas bag,
and it is also apparent that it is
much swifter as well as more relia-
BILE in its notions.
Although the Wright aeroplan has
not pet undergone it's official trials,
its achievements during the past
week indicate clearly that the off
cial tests will be triumphantly en-
dured, as the mrchine has already
remained in the air for more than
the requisite hour and has made q
speed of at least forty miles an
hour.-New Orleans Picayune.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1908-09-18
Open Air Horse Show

One of the great features of the
great TRI- STATE EAR at Mem
phis, Tennessee, September 18th
to October eth, will be the open
air horse show at nights in brill
liantly lighted arena in front OF the
grandstand. Saddle horses, har-
ness horses, coach horses. thorough
breds, jumpers. ponies. IN fact
all kinds of fine horses will compete
for the valuable prizes and trophies.
1t will be a rare chance to see some
of the finest and most valuable
horses in the country in competit-
ion. Send today for catalogue of
the South's Greatest Fair.