Los Angeles herald., 1908-07-23

Van received postal yesterday 1iOin
Billy Roche, who Is in Ireland. Bllly
as somewhat of joke. Fearfully nara
on Roche. eh?
Famous Parker and Fred Halbrook
smoked the pipe of peace Tuesuay
and took luncheon together In the grlll
room of the club. They shook the poX
to see who should pay for the grun
to Parker that If you do not want to
get did you should not play the game
OF the "didders." Now run away ana
beat Guernsey at good game OF mana
ball Saturday.
What is the club coming to, anyway
Phil Wilson had to beg somepody TO
NAV handball with him yesterday aft
ernoon.
Walla Wheeler has a good story
about a cat and dog. The conception
of the story is brilliant and its execu-
ton is daring. Ask him to relate II 10
you. We predict great things for tnls
young man.
lack Nest, Walla Wheeler and Witt
icisno are unanimous in their bellet
that Joe Pensa's favorite dessert Is
jelly. Why?
Lon says, variety shows are the
spice of life"
Lou Guernsey may think he is smart
Monday night he and another Fellow
whose name will not be mentioned,
except to say that he sells crackers,
is quite a boxer (of crackers) and
rooms with" with Chauncey Mohan-
nah, climbed out of his window onto
the porch and crept very silently to
Dietrich's window. The latter's bed
is near the window, and Lou began
to shake 1t as hard as he could. He
heard no noise, and presumed that he
had Dietrich scared to death. Then
he climbed into his own room and
awakened everybody in the corridor
with his 'hairy' voice. Evidently, 1t
was a great joke, but Lou was not
aware that the room was empty and
that Dietrich was not "at home" If
he had been, Lou still would be smart
in several places.
We presume that Witt takes care
of his private office upstairs and is
responsible for any stray odors that
may be lingering thereabouts.
According to George Adair he is the
idle" of the club these days. He
day of his vacation, between the club,
local newspaper Office and Morleys
dancing pavilion. The latter place took
most of his time, as he inserted the
following advertisement in local
newspaper: "Wanted-Partner for
dance at Morley's. Must be pretty
and a good dancer with distaste for
ice cream soda. Am tired or the ones
they keep in stock
Dick Welcome and Del Vale yester-
day defeated Ray Dunnigan and Phil
Wilson in a game of handbal. Score
81 to 13.
Schepps yesterday was overheard
asking All Treloar the question, "Wlil
the next Olympic games be held in Los
Angeles"
Wanted-The name of the guy that
threw that handball which struck a
certain person square in the eye.
Who was the mick that Ray Dunni-
gan was trying to teach the game of
handball yesterday? Ray had lots of
courage.
Did you ever see anything quite SO
classy as the cards which Billy Hen
derson is sending to the members, an
nouncing the opening of the annex at
Venice?
Some of the little boys in the dormi-
tories again were at their boyish
pranks last night. The victim this time
was Benny Brain, who was awakened
out of a sound sleep by the vibrations
of his bed. Is it any wonder that
Benny began to pray and thought he
felt the effects of an approaching
earthquake? Anyone would be likely
to do SO If about six feet of somebody $
gan to shake if, and then laugh, es-
pecially If that laugh resembied the
roar of the sea or sounded ike Ialllns
houses in the distance. Ask Lou Guern-
sey what he thinks about IT.