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Daily Arizona silver belt. (Globe, Gila County, Ariz.) 1906-1929, 1908-07-30
For Sheriff

] hereby announce myself as can
didate for the Office of sheriff of ella
county, subject to the action of the
democratic county convention.
J. II. THOMPSON.
For Sheriff.
| hereby announce myself as can
didate for the office of Sheriff of ella
county, subject to the action of the
Democratic County Convention.
A. II. STERNS.
Daily Arizona silver belt. (Globe, Gila County, Ariz.) 1906-1929, 1908-07-30
Gathered In

Gas to these sheath skirts. F"
Welll"
Should they be gathered"
eyes; by the police
Daily Arizona silver belt. (Globe, Gila County, Ariz.) 1906-1929, 1908-07-30
LOST AND FOUND

FoUND-Bunch keys. Inquire at Sill
yer Belt Office and pay for this adj.
Daily Arizona silver belt. (Globe, Gila County, Ariz.) 1906-1929, 1908-07-30

There is something about wife's
tears that washes all the color and
starch out Of mans love.
Daily Arizona silver belt. (Globe, Gila County, Ariz.) 1906-1929, 1908-07-30
For Sheriff.
COFFEE
You are both Judge and
jury for Schilling's Best.

Your grocer returns your money you donr
Ike IL; We pay him
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
FOR THE CHILDREN
Carrie Of Teakettie.

This game may be played By any
Number OF persons, one OF whom
leaves the room while the others agree
upon a word with several different
meanings or upon two or more words
pronounced alike.
{ The player who went out now re-
turns and asks each In Wnrn ques-
ton The word or words agreed upon
must be introduced several times In
the answer, but instead Of saying the
word itself ''teakettle" must be SUR
stituted. Ii the word is compounded
with another or with prefix or suftix,
the word '.teakettle" must be similarly
compounded
Thus, suppose the words rain. rein
reign, to be selected. The first ques.
ton may be. How do you doY' The
answer is returned, mot very well, for
was out yesterday In the biggest tea
kettle Of King Edwards teakettle."
The next may be asked, DO you en-
Joy riding?" "That depends on the
teakettle and also on whether 1t Is tea.
kettling or not
The player from whose answer the
word is guessed becomes questioner In
turn. leaving the room while another
word Is decided upon.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

That languid, liieless feeling that
comes with spring and early summer,
can be quickly changed to a feeling OF
buoyancy and energy by the iudic-
ious use of DR.. Shoop's Restorative.
The Restorative is a genuine tonic
to tired, rundown nerves, and but few
doses is needed to satisfy the user that
Dr. Shoop's Res torative is actual Y
reaching that tired spot. That indoor
life of winter nearly always leads to
sluggish bowels, and to sluggish
circulation in general, The customary
lack of exercise and outdoor air ties
up the liver, stagnates the kidneys,
and oftentimes weakens the Hearts
action. Use DR.. Shoop's Res oralive a
few weeks and all will be changed. A
few days test will tell you that you
are usiLg the right remedy. You will
easily and surely note the change from
day to day. Sold by All Dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
Some Oddities.

Until recently it was supposed that
where the ocean is deepest no organic
life existed. No light penetrates there
to any great extent, and the pressure
Of the water is terrific. Wood, for in
stance, is compressed to half its size
IL lowered 5000 feet. But recent sci
entific discovery proves that even in
those mighty deeps great forests of
sseaweed cover the bottom Of the ocean
and reach to the surface. In these
strange forests spiders and dreadful
Fwormlike animals of tremendous size
exist; sea urchins, shells and millions
of other things. 1t might not be a
pleasant forest in which to take a
walk. 1t might seem like night
mare, but there is no denying the fact
that it would be wonderful place. a
real enchanted forest.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
Helpinu Him Out.

A miner rode into Santa Fee with dyS-
pepsia one day, consulted a doctor and
took his prescription to a druggist to
be made up.
well how much?' said the miner
when the prescription was finally fin
ished.
Lets See said the druggist 'It's
ST, 10 for the medicine and 10 cents for
the bottle That makes He hest.
tated, afraid he might have forgotten
something, and the miner said impa-
tiently: We'll, hurry up, boss. Put a
price on the cork and let us know the
worst."-Los Angeles Times.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Jesse p. Morris, of Shippers, Va,
had close call in the spring of 1906.
He says: IAN attack Of pneumonia left
me so weak and with such a fearful
cough that my friends declared con-
sumption had me, and death was on my
heels. Then | was persuaded to try
DIR. Kings New Discovery. 1t helped
me Immediately, and after taking TWO
and a half bottles | was a well man
again. | found out that New Discovery
is the best remedy for coughs and lung
disease in all the world" Sold urder
guarantee at Pioneer drug store, SO
cents and 81 90 Trial bottle free
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
Sharper Than Needles.

AS sharp as needle" is an expires
sion that comes readily enough to the
tongue, but i'll reality the needle /:
an altogether inadequate standard fol-
comparison with the instruments that
nature fashions. Although our knowl.
edge of the misapplied use ofsa needle
point may painfully impress US with
belief i'll its exceeding sharpness
most of the pricks and stings tnat we
receive when trespassing into the do
mains of the plant and insect world
are inflicted with much sharper instru-
ments.-Strand Magazine
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
The Ace of NIAGARA Falls.

1t is strange how estimates differ as
to the age of the Niagara falls. Geol-
ogists have studied the question for
years, but they do not agree in their
9concusions The old notion was that
Ncharges in the level of the land around
the great lakes produced the Niagara
liver about $4,000 years ago. Later
Investigation reduced this estimate to
e 600 years, a wonderful difference.
Then a famous geologist made it 3d.
100 years, which in turn was reduced
- 5000 years. The most recent esti-
mate is that of DR.. Spencer, who
thinks that the river is about 3d.
Go years old and the falls $1,000 years
hi. At one time, thousands of years
4 20, the height of the falls was about
10 feet.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
pEciPE FOR RHEUMATISM
Directions To Prepare simple, Yet
RemarkahIa Home Mixture

There is So mach Rheumatism here
in eur neigborhood now that the fol-
lowing advice by an eminent authority,
WHO writes for readers OF large East
ern daily paper will be hghly appreciate
ed by those who .sntfer:
Get from any good pharmacy oae-half
ounce Fluid Extract nandelior, one
otnce Compound kargon. hree ounces
of Compound syrup ~arsaparilla Shake
these Well in a bottle aud t.ke in tea
81 oontul doses after each meal and AZ
bedtime; also DIR nix plenty OF good
water
tits claimed that there are few We
Tins of this dread and torturous disease
who Wi fail 10 find ready relief 10 this
simple, home made mixture, and ia
most cases permanent cure is the re-
sui
This simple recipe is said L, strength
en- and cleans the elminative tissues
of the Kidneys 50 that they can filter
aud drain from the b God and system
the poisous, acids and waste matter
which cause not only Rheumatism, but
numerous other dis ase, Every man or
woman here who feels that their kidneys
are not healthy ani active, or who suf-
fer from any urinary trouble whatever,
should not hesitate 10 mike UP this
mixture, as il is certain TO do much
good, and may save you from much mis-
cry and suffering after while.
Our home druggists say they will
either supply the ingredients or mix the
prescript on ready TO take if our readers
ask them.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
The Time to Quarrel.

In Lanarkshire there lived laird
named Hamilton. He was noted fol
his peculiarities. On certain occasion
neighbor waited upon him asking
the Favor as a neighbor with the loan
of EGO. It was only bill OF accommo-
dation for three months, which led to
the following reply:
Ma, ma. | Gamma do that"
What for no. lairdl ie have dune
the same thing for ithers."
Aye, aye, Tammas, but there $
wheels within We ken naething ABBOT,
j Gamma do it,"
Its sma' affair to refuse me,
laird"
"Weel, We wad get the siller frae the
bank. and when the time cam roond
We Wadna be ready, and | wad haze to
pay't sac you and me wad quarrel.
We may as weel quarrel the moo, as
lang as the siller is in my pooch."-
Dundee Advertiser
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Health Coffee" is really the closest
Coffee Imitation ever yet produced.
This clever Coffee Substitute was re
Gently produced by DR.. Shoop OF
Racine, Wis. Not graiu OF real Cot
fee in il either. Dr.Shoop's Health COT
fee is made from pure toasted grains,
with malt, nuts, etc, Really it would
fool an expert-who might drink it for
boiling, MADE in a minute" says the
doctor. Sold by Ringsrud Mercantile
Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
Days of Dizziness
Come to Hundreds of Elk Point PEG.

There are days of dizziness:
Spells of headache, sideache, back.
ache;
sometimes rheumatic pains;
Often urinary disorders.
= II tell you plainly the kidneys are
sick.
Doans Kidney Pills cure all kidney
ills.
Here is proof in Elk Point:
Mrs. Lena Berry, living in the east
ern part of Elk Point, s. d.. says: Il
have suffered with my kidneys for
about sixteen years At that time
took a severe cold which settled in
my kidneys and gradually grew worse
until my condition was most critical
I was troubled very much with back
ache and occasional spells of dizziness
and generally my urine was scanty.
Ordinary work was eXhausting and
| seldom knew a Well day. | tried
hard to find a cure taking different
remedies prescribed by the best doc
tors but did not receive any benefit.
1t is a wonderful fact, and | most glad
ly state that one box of Doan's Kid
i new Pills. procured at the Pioneer
/ Drug Store, has done more good than
anything previously used. / believe
that another box will completely cure
me-"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
He Got What He Needed

Nine years ago it looked az. if my
time had come. says Mr.. G, tarthing
of Mill Creek, Ind. Ter. II was so run
down that life hung On a very slender
thread 1t was then my druggist rec
commended Electric Bitters. | bought
and | got what | needed-strength.
had one foot in the grave, but Electric
Bitters put 1t back ON the turf again,
and I've been well ever since. Sold
under guarantee at Pioneer drug store.
80 cents.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Pain, anywhere, can be quickly
-toppe by one Of DR.. Snoop's Pink
Pain Tablets Pain always means
gestion-unnatural blood pressure.
Dr. Shops PIT k Pain Tablets simply
coax cor gesled blood away from pain
centers. These Tablets-known by
druggists AS Dr.. Shops Headache
Tablets-simply equalize the blood
circulation and then pain always de-
parts in 20 minutes. 20 Tablets %
cents. Write DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis
for package Sold by All Dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
A Pity to Destroy II.

81 suppose you think you could run
the government better than we dor
said the statesman.
II do,' said the energetic citizen.
And / do not doubt you are happy
and hopeful in that belief
Il am"
"It Is a beautiful state Of mind. 1t
would be pity to destroy it by allow
ing you to be elected to Office" w ash
in0ton Star
Friend-Can't you give me a tip on
stocksf Broker-Yes, but In considera-
ton Of our long friendship I won't
Town and Country.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
Rridemaids, Baskets.

Carrying flowers in baskets is the
newest fad for bridesmaids, and the
effect is most picturesque. The bas-
kets are small and rather narrow, and
the handles are about two feet long.
This brings the posies only a little
above girls knees when she puts her
arms through the handle. Much green
stuff is used with the flowers, and
some blossoms hang over the edges a.
II ready to fall out.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

The poet Tennyson's sympathy with
animals is shown by wee story TOLD
In his Memoir"
A beautiful setter was given him. Al
midnight it suddenly, struck him thai
the new dog might feel hungry and
lonely, so he went downstairs and
stole chicken for sDear Old Don
Great was the CONSERVATION in the
kitchen next morning as to what had
become of the chicken.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Weak women get prompt and last
ing help by using DR.. Shops Night
Cure. These soothing, healing
antiseptic suppositores, with full in
formation how to proceed, are In.
terestingly told of In nay book No
for Women" The book and strictly
confidential medical advice is entirely
free. Simply write DR.. Shoop, Racine,
Wis. for my book No A. Sold by All
Dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
Plenty OF Trouble

is caused by stsguation OF the liver
and bowels To get rid of 1t and head
ache and bilousness and the poison
that brings jaundce, take DR.. King s
New Life Pills, the reliable purifiers
that do the work without grinding or
gripping. % cents at Pioneer drug
store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Don't cough your head off when you
can get guaranteed remedy in Bee :
Laxative Cough Syrup. 1t is espec-
ially recommended for children as il
pleasant to take,is a gentle laxative
thus expelling the phlegm from the
system, For coughs, colds, whooping-
cough ho4rseness and all bronchial
trouble. Guaranteed. Sold by Pioneer
Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

"It says here" remarked lady who
was perusing popular journal to her
husband, that widows make the best
wives"
Probably So" was the reply, ''but
you can hardly expect me to die just
for the sake Of making good wife Of
you!-Kansas City Independent
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
How to Avoid Appendicitis

Most victims of appendicitis are
those who are habitually constipa, ed
Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
chronic constipation by stimulating
the liver and bowt Is and restore the
natural action of the bowels. Orino
Laxative Fruit Syrup does not nauseate
or grippe and is mild and pleasant to
take Refuse substitutes. Pioneer
Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Possess marvellous curative powers ),
removes all disorders, makes health,
strength and flesh. After taking
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea you II
realize the wonderful good 1t does 80
cents, Tea or Tablets, Pioneer Drug
Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
The New pare Food and Drug Law

We are pleased 10 announce that
Foiey's Honey and Tar for cough s, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law, as
it contains no opiates or other harmful
drugsAnd We recommend it as safe
remedy for children and adults.
Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

II have just completed tweaty
year health sentence, imposed by
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, which cured
me of bleeding piles just twenty years
ago." writes o. s Woolever, of Lee
Raysville, N. Y, Bucklen's Arnica
Salve heals the worst sore, boils, burns,
% cents At Pioneer drug store
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

MapZau Pile Remedy comes ready to
use, in collapsible tube, with nozzle.
One application soothes and heals,
reduces Inflammation and relieves sore
ness and itching Prcs 80 cents. Sold
by Pioneer Drug Go,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

80 DAYS Trial 81 90 Is the offer on
Pineules. Relieves Back-ache, Weak
Back, Lame Back, Rhuematlc paine.
B ST. on sale for Kidneys, Bladder and
Blood. Cool for young aud old Satisfac-
ton guarau teed or mouey refunded.
Sold by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Here comes the Spring Winds to chap,
tan and freckle. Use Pinesalve Car
bolized. (Acts like u poultice) for cuts,
sores, buros, chapped skin. Sold by
Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Don't use harsh physics. The reac-
ton weakens the bowels. leads TO
chronic constipation. Get Doan 5
r gulets. They operate easily, tone
the stomach, cure constipation.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

ManZau Pile Remedy Price so cents
is guaranteed. Put up ready to use.
One application prompt relief TO any
form of piles. Soothes and heals. Sold
by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

my child was burned terribly about
the face, neck and chest, | applied
DR.. Thomas E lectric Oil. The pain
ceased and the child sank into a rest
full sleep" Mrs Nancy NJ Hanson,
Hamburg, N. Y.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
Mauy Women Praise This Remedy

Urinary, Bladder or Kidney trouble,
and want certain, pleasant, herb cure
Tor womau's ills. try Mother Gray :
Australian L. al 1t is a safe and
never-failing regulator. AT Druggists,
or by mail, so cents, Sample package,
FREE. Address, The Mother Gray
Co., Leroy, N. Y.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
never fails to tone the stomach, purify
the blood, regulate the kidneys, liver
and bowels. The greatest spring tonic,
makes and keeps you well. 35 cents,
Tea or Tablets. Pioneer Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09
ASK for Aliens Poot.gase. Powder

L. makes walking easy. Cure Germs.
Bunions. lugrowing Nails. Swollen and
Sweating feet. AT all Druggists
and Shoe Stores, % cents. DON'T
accept any substitute. Samole FREE.
Address, Allen $. Olmstej, Leroy.
n. Y.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Woman loves clear rosy com,
plexon. Burdock B God Bitters
purifies the blood, clears the skin, re-
stores ruddy, sound health.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

A complete tour through all the
rooms or apartments of the royal pal
ace near Madrid involves 100 mile
trip, covering six days time.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

A London fog absorbs ii per cent of
the rays from an ordinary gas lamp
and Fl per cent of those from lamp
with an incahdescent manila
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Benevolent Old Gentleman My man,
are you looking for work?
Tramp--Not If | can find ANYTHING
else to do.-Pathfnder,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

When an oyster is a fortnight old, 1t
Is not much larger than the head of a
pin. At the end Of four years GROWTH
It Is At for the table.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Wanted.-A courageous waiter. He
will often be called on to get the Gus
toners night keys from home.-Flie-
Rende Blatter.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

HeSo they got married and went
off In their new motor car. She-And
where did they spend their honey
moon? Hem the hospital.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

First Disputant-The I'm liar?
Second Ditto-On the contrary, my
dear fellow, you have just spoken the
truth.-Tit- Bits
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

A Russian Is not Of age until he is
twenty six years old. Until that tina
at least four-fifths of his earnings must
20 to his parents.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

There are many districts throughout
China where labor is so cheap that
there is no coin small enough to pay
for q days work.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Locusts are mentioned as one of the
plaques Of Egypt brought upon the
land o. the pharaohs by Moses and
Aaron in 1491 B. @.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

In certain town In Indiana a man
pany for $4,000 damages. He claimed
that rope that he had bought to com.
Diit suicide with broke and thus foiled
his plans. After the rope broke, he
said, he could not get up courage
enough to try 1t over.-Judge.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

1t is said to be rather curious ci:'.
cumstance that some of the most i'm
portant inventions have been made by
lunatics.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

Teacher-The trunk IL the middle
part Of the body. Freddie-Say, ma'am.
you ought to go to the circus and see
the elephant -Harper's Weekly.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

The people Of India are the most
prone to litigation of any people on the
globe. There are 100000 lawsuits
every year.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-04-09

, Hives, eczema, itch or salt rheum SETS
you crazy. Can't bear the touch of
your clothing. Doan's Ointment cures
the most obstinate cases. Why suffer.
All druggists sell 1t. .