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Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

AS we understand it, the distinction
between suFragist and sufragette
is that the former maintains woman's )
right to smoke cigarettes and the latter
exercises it.
"Bigley doesn't bother about politics
any more, does he?' mo. indeed"
Let me see, when was il hc got the
cubernationaI bee in his bonnetT" just
before he got Il in-the neck"
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

A contemporary says the leaders OF
congress want an early adjournment,
so they can give attention to the cam.
paign.e By all means! Campaign
speeches in Washington costs The peo-
pie far more than campaign speeches
on the stump.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11
FOR DISEASES OF THE SKIN

Nearly all diseases Of the skin such
as Eczema, letter and salt rheum and
BARRIERS itch, are characterized BY an
intense itching and smsrting, which
often makes life burden and disturbs
sleep and rest. Quick relief may be
had by applying Chamberlain's Salve.
1t aIlays the itching and smarting al
most instantly. Many cases have
been cured by its use. For sale BY
all dealers.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11
RACE SUICIDE

as President Roosevelt calls il is not
nearly the menace to increase in popu-
Iation that deaths among infants are.
And eight out Of ten Of these deaths
are directly Or indirectly caused By
bowel troubles. McGee's Baby Elixir
cures diarrhoea, dysentary, sour stom-
ach and all infant ailments Of this
nature. just the thing for tecthing
babies. Price rs and SO cents.
Sold BY ST Clair Drug Co, TupeIo.
and' al dealers.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

The let vel! enough alone" policy
always appeals to the man with fat
government Job and good pull.
A lawyer Of experience tells me
that it is easier to break the wills Of
four dead men than it is to break the
will Of one live woman.
| never could understand why they
call women the weaker sex. If there
is anything she goes efter and doesn't
get, Id like to be shown what it is.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11
WHY IT SUCCEEDS.
Because it's for One Thing
Only, and Mississippi Peo-
ple Appreciate This.

Nothing can be good for everything.
Doing one thing well brings sue
cess.
Doans Kidney Pills do one thing
only.
They cure sick kidneys.
They cure backache. every kidney
i'll.
L. E. Adams, corner 29th Avenue
and 9th street, Meridian, Miss, says:
Il used Doan's Kidney Pills for kid
ney and bladder trouble. Before US
ing them | had been under the care Of
a physician, he did not seem to under
stand my case and became worse
under his treatment. finally gave up
his treatments and commenced using
Doan's Kidney Pills which had been
highly recommended to me-. In a
short time the inflammation and lrrita-
ton had disappeared and | was as
we'll as ever before in my life. They
seemed to have healing effect upon
the kidneys and bladder, giving me
ease almost Immediately. Doan's
Kidney Pills cured me and | am glad
to add my testimony in their favor to
the many others who also testify to
their great value.
For sale BY all dealers. Price so.
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name -Doaa's-and
take no other.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11
LOVERS

Of good health, should prevent sick
ness instead Of letting themselves get
sick and then try to cure it. So long
as you keep your liver, bowels and
stomach in healthy and active con-
dition you won't get sick. Ballard S
Herbine releaves constipation, inactive
liver and all stomach and bowel troub-
les.
Sold BY St. Clair Drug Co., Tupe-
10, and all dealers.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

Robert, this spelling paper is very
poor" complained the small boys
teacher Nearly every word is marked
wrong"
1T wouldn't have been SO bad" pro-
tested Robert, "but Annie corrected
my paper, and she's mad at me, and
for every little letter that l got wrong
she crossed out the whole word -
Lippincott's.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11
sA PLEASANT PHYSTC.

When you want pleasant physic
Give Chamberlain's Stomach and liver
tablets trial. They are mild and
gentle il their action and always pro
duce pleasant cathartic eject Call
* al drug stores FOR J free sample.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

'"FIow did Jones make all hismon-
ey?" "Judicious speculation" And
how did Brown lose his fortune p
'Dabbling in stocks"
Mrs. Hettie Green's daughter seems
to have inherited her mothers money
saving qualities. She is going to mar
ry man who is not foreign noble
man.
Before young man is married he
is is not particular whether he smokes
the whole ct cigar or not. After he
is married he runs pin through the
snipe, and smokes it until it burns his
mouth.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

The Mikados speech from the
throne occupied eight minutes. This
accounts for his being kept in Office
so long.
The further the feet goes the surer
Japanese statesmen become that there
cant be war Coincidence or conse-
quence?
Plenty Of men can drink it or let it
alone" They drink it while they are
alive and leave it alone when they're
dead.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11
A SWOLLEN JAW

is not pretty nor pleasant. Whether
it's caused by neuralgia, toothache or
accident, BaIlard's Snow Liniment will
reduce the swelling. The great and
sure cure for rheumatism, cuts, burns,
scalds-any and all aches and pains.
Sold by St. Clair Drug Co., TupeIo,
and all druggists.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

They say old Gotalotte was pretty
hard hit during the recent panic
Yes, poor old chap; I'm mighty
sorry for him, too. He is 50 hard up
that he can't afford to smoke anything
better than three-forffty cigars"
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

Straneer-My friend, Why are you
swearing 50? Cussity Why? because
that blank fool of doctor, | got some
pills for pain in my back, and the
directions read: Take one half an
hour before you feel the pain coming
on.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11
WORMOLOGY

should be studied BY every parent. II
your child is nervous, EretfuI, starts in
its sleep, il pssty faced. has rings
under It's eyes, always seems hungry,
is not gaining weight, YOU can be sure
the trouble is worms, Whites Cream
VerneEuge is an absolute cure for
worms. Il it's own purgative.
Sold by St. Clair Drug Co., TupeIo,
and al dealers.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11
LAME SHOULDER.

Whether resulting from sprain or
from rheumatic pains, there is nothing
SO good for lame shoulder as Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. Apply it freely
and rub the parts vigorously at each
and quick cure is GER
tain. Sold BY all dealers.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

1t is now spring according to the
wise ones who make almanacs.
February might have been worse,
but really we hardly know how.
1t may be accepted as a demonstra-
ted fact that the Straits Of Magellan
do not nave to be dreadged in order
to be made navigable for fleets Of
battleships.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

Just a little Cascasweet is all that is
necessary to give your baby when it is
cross and peevish. Cascasweet con-
tains no opitates nor harmful drugs
and is highly recommended by mothers
everywhere. Conforms TO the Ma
tional Pure Food and Drug Law,
Sold by St. Clair Drug Co, Tupelo,
and all dealers.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

Hayday Of youth isn't in it with the
pay day of manhood.
Isn't it queer how we think people
are smart who agree with US?
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

After some men have merely done
their duty they gel sore if the croud
doesn't cheer.
A man fools his wife about his ac-
tions good deal less than she fools
the neighbors about them.
There's one thing that makes me
more tired than a chronic hand-shaker,
and that is cronic leg-puller.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

I'm setting alone in the aarret.
while The slect and TIE SHOWS falling
down. walls an Eastern bard. Thai
beats being stuck ii 4 snow drift On i
tram halt way d somewhere.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

II will be recalled that Bryan went
to Kentucky to help Governor Beck
ham get the senatorship. Any other
Democratic candidate for Office who
feels in need Of Bryan's help should
speak up promptly
There may be dire results to the
world from the invention Of the noise
less gun, but the fear that the inventor
may sell his machine to Chinese is
rathar straining point. The Chinese
would not regard gun that didn't
make noise as war implement at
all. ~
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

We now have smokeless powder
and noiseless guns. The next great
need will be harmless bullet.
The telegraph brings information
from several sections which serves as
warning against sucking lead pencils.
The longer Harry Thaw remains in
the insane a4yIum the more contented
everybody seems to have him there.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

Stops earache in two minutes; tooth
ache or pain Of burn or scald in FIVE
minutes;'hoarssness one hour; muse
leache, two hours, sore throat, twelve
hours DR.. Thomas Electric Oil, mon
arch over pain.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11
SCATTERED C.E0 NJ 81

When you want thing real bad, an
hour is long time to wait.
Laugh and the world laughs with
you--iE you are not laughing at the
world.
No, Cordelia, man isn't neces-
sarily stingy because he keeps his
troubles to himself.
If you haven't the time to exercise
regularly, Doans Regulets will prevent
constipation. They induce a mild.
easy, healthful action Of the bowels
without gripping, Ask your druggist
for them. 25c.
If you want office, go after ii. Gu
ALLEGATION doesn't make any difference,
tho it ought to.
AS soon as man has wet his whis-
tie few times he usually insists on
footing his horn.
Perhaps widow finds it easy to
get married again because she doesn't
exect perfection in a man.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11
UNEQUALED AS A CURE FOR
GROUP.

Besides being an excellent remedy
for colds and throat troubles, Cham
berlain's Cough remedy is unequaled
as cure for Group" says Harry Will
son. Of Waintown, Ind. When given
as soon as the croupy cough appears,
this remedy will prevent the attack,
tits used successfully in many thous-
ands Of homes. Sold by all dealers.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

Itching piles provoke profanity, but
profanity won't cure them. Doan s
Ointment cures, bleeding or protruding
piles after years Of suffering. AT any
drug store.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

Get DeWitt's Carbolized Witch
Hazel Salve-it is healing, soothing
and cooling. 1t is good for piles. Sold
by St. St. Clair Drug Co, Tupelo, and
all dealers.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11

Even if this is leap year, said a
young woman the other day, | think
the young men ought to be willing to
assume part Of the responsibility.
Ii must be fine to have greatness
thrust upon you. 1t is, admitted the
nominee. But it's little wearing to
have to wait until the thirty-6fth ballot
The most nerve racking and terrify-
ing thing in the world is to walk home
on an icy sidewalk carrying two dozen
fresh eggs at 40 cents per dozen, in a
paper sack.
Okolona messenger., 1908-03-11


Occasionally a full-bearded man tells
You may think you are a superior
mortal but keep 1t to yourself
Even professional snake charmers
"' ~ : - = -
Most dis6iguring skin eruptions,
scrolula, pimpIes, rashes, etc, are due
70 lmpure blood. purdock D'ooa a.I Pr
lers IS clens'ng nloou ionic vases ,
ypu cieareyeu' c'ea' a'O'a''eu' ~
Riches have wings, but poverty
crawls under the door and acldes with
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-07-25
t6rmino & sus diferencias, discu

termino q sus diferencias, discu-
ten los dos gobiernos; y es asi
que Chile Sc ha anticipate q
desprenderse de la carga que lie
imponia Ell sostenlmientO de una
costosa marina de guerra. Ade-
mas. ST sc tiene en- cuenta 10 que
representa- para una naci6n CO
mo el Brasil, que, como sc sabe,
no esta en- capacidad de afron-
tarlo, I'm desembolso de la mag
nitud del que exige no solo la
construction de dichas naves,
sino su sostenimfento, sc vera
que no cabe en- los limites de 10
enteramente racional acometer
empresa semejante.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-07-25
Secciidin ReigiioSa

Santos para mafiana 20. (VII des-
pues de Pentecostes)
Mira Sra de la Fe. Santos Era sto
OBJ. Yoviano Teodulo mr.. Valente
ob. Pastor pbro, Benigno erm San
tas Ana madre de nuestra sefiora Y
Exuperia, Landosia Musiana mrs.
La miss en- con rito doble color
violeta.
Santos para Ell dia ~.
Nuestra se1ora de Cenarruza. San.
tos Mauro OBJ. los siete Durm1entes
Constantine, Dionisio, Juan, Maleo
Martin iano. Maximiliano Serapion)
Pantalenion. Pantaleon medico Ser.
gio mrs y Ssntas Juliana y Sempro-
niano.
La misa es con rito semidob1e y
color blanco.
MISAS.
Catedral-Dias labora bles:z y7.3o
7. so, 8. 3o.-Festivos: 5, s. 9, II.
Todos los domingos las ? p. M,
San Francisco. -Dias laborab bles. 2.
-Festivos: go, 7, y 7.3o.
San Jose.-Dias laborables:7 W 80.
-Festivos: 8 80, 7. y7.3o.
Santa Ana.-Dias laborables go.
-Festivos: 10.
Puerta de TERRA. .-Martes: DO
mingo: 9.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-07-25
CORREO lXTRANJER0
Los ac0razados brasiIen0s

FL proposito aparente del Bra
sll de poner su armada naval
en- I'm pie que rivalice con las
de las grandes potencias, para
el cua1 construye actualmente
en- los astilleros ingleses, entire
varias otras maquinas de que
IRA, tres acorazados del tipo del
Dreadnought, de 70 900 tonela-
das cada uno, ha dado motive a
TN rumor que ST es fundado i'm
prime al asunto aspecto de ex-
cepcional gravedad.
Que razones exiSten 8 han po-
dido existir para semejante ru-
NOR. Hasta hoy no Sc han he
cho publicos o 10 meDos no Sc
ha exhibido documento feha-
ciente que 10 justihque. Sin
embargo. eS tai la insistenCia
con que Sc le discute que, acaso,
algo de extraordinario 8 raro
debe mediar, puesto que no han
bastado las declaratorias en-
contrario de los agentes del 60
bierno braSilero para dispararlo.
Sc aCusa al Brasil, NADIA menos
que de estar sirviendo de panta-
liza. a trueque de una remunera-
cion pecuniaria, relativamente
baja, para que dichoS navlos,
una veZ terminada la construc-
cion, pasen a ser propiedad del
fgob1erno japon6s; en- otras pala-
bras, el Micado; no queriendo
infundir alarma Ell el amino de
las grandes potencias, ha busca-
do este faCil intermediate para
que presto su nombre, aparezca
como t1nico y directo interesado
en- el asunto y, llegado el mo
mento, haga el correspondence
traSpaso
81 bien es verdad que sc hace
caSi abSOlutamente dificil dar
credlto a espeCle semeiante, Sc
presentan, pOr otrO lado, cons1-
deraciOnes bastante poderosas
para no aceptarla, Es un hecho
que los navios sc conStruyen
por ordendel Brasil Y adn Guam
do nadie puede impedir que
cualquier naci0n quiera proven
sc de CuantaS unidadeS navales
estlme cOnvenientes, q este re
curse no sc apela sino cuando
hay CausaS SuhCientes para que
10 autOriCen No creemos que
el Brasil las tenga; las condicio-
mes de Ia politica International
en- HispanO-Am6rica, lejos de
demandar tai exhibici0n de fuer-
Ia, tienden a hacerla inutil la
sombra ma espesa que existIa-
las relaciOnes entire Chile V el
Per1-esta eD camino de dist
parse por complete meIced al
amlstoso arreslo que, para poner
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-07-25
Juan CrespO

Ahnador de pianos con mucios amos
de practica. Hace toda clase de conn.,
posiciones en- los mismoS Tambien
copia mdsica por diffcil que sea.
Informes: HOTEL "SAN JUAN, 4"
calle de Tetuan 2I.-TELEFoNo 900.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-07-25
descargand0

Isabella descarcana0
India ia
Vasco id
Guillermito Arroyo
Ana Maria Naqnabo
Deseada Naguabo
San Miguel Luquillo
BUQUES ANUNCIADOS.
Vspor espafIol Conde Wifredo. Sa-
LID de Barcelona con dest ino & Cana
rias San Juan ell 10 del corriente.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Iz-
quierdo g. Co.
Vapor amer. San Juan. Recalarx
del 80 al 81 del corriente, procedents
de New York
Consignatarios. The New York a.
Porto Rico S. S. Co.
Vapor americana Carolina. Com
destino New York zarpar5 de este
puerto Ell 20 del corriente.
Consignatarios, The New York e
Porto Rico SIS. Co.
Vapor espafiol Antonio Lopez. Es-
tara aquf procedente de Espaffa, er
28 del corriente.
Consignatarios, S. de Ezquiaga.
Goleta amer. Eleaser w. Clark
Saldra de New York para esta y HUI.
macao Ell ID del corriente
Consignatarios, S. de Ezquiaga.
Goleta amer Helena. Saldra de-
New York para este puerto, ell 10 del
entrante Agosto.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Ez-
qUiaga.
Vapor amer. S. V. Luckenback. Sal
dra de New York para este puerto el
primero de Agosto.
Consignatarios, Insular Line.
Vapor espaf1ol Juan Forgas. Sal-s
dra de Barcelona Ell 81 del corrienteI
para Canarias, Pnerto Rico Cuba.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Iz-s
quierdo & Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-07-25

Vapor americana Carolina. Com
destino 4 New York zarparS de este
puerto Ell 20 del corriente.
Consignatarios, The New York &
Porto Rico SIS. Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-07-25

Vapor amer. San Juan. Recalax&
del 80 al 81 del corriente, procedents
de New York.
Consignatarios. The New York a.
Porto Rico S. S. Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-07-25
BUQUES ANUNCIADOS.

Vspor espafiol Conde Wifredo. Sa-
LID de Barcelona con destino & Cana
rias y San Juan Ell 10 del corriente.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Iz-
quierdo 81 Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-07-25

Vapor espaflol Juan Forgas. Sal.
dra de Barcelona ell 81 del corriente,
para Canarias, Pnerto Rico y Cuba.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de L.
quierdo & Co.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
GETTING q suhstltuts.

SNever get out Of trouble by bring
ing It on some one else" remarked a
man on the train the other day. Il re-
member" he continued, when I was
Q small boy was one day going along
the road when came upon a man
holding ram by the horns. As came
up he said, Here, sonny, hold this ram
TN I climb over the fence and unlock
the gate I took hold Of the ram, and
he went over the fence. When safely
over he said: Thanks. I've been hold
ing him for an hour. 1 hope you get
nd Of him as easily as I did'"-LAp-
plncott's Magazine.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
Humor
HER MESSAGE TO SISTER SUE
'Alrs. chattsr's Instructions 10 Hubby
Were Lons Drawn QUE


'A1rs. chattsr's Instructions 70 Hubby
Were Lons Drawn oust
Henry, dear" said little Mrs.. Chat
kse % her husband while he was draw
tng on his Top eoat preparing b make
tie rush for the train that was 70 take
him into the city. You know our
phone isn't working this morning, and
G DO want to send Sister Sue q mes
saee In regard TO meeting her this
afternoon In the city. Could you, dear.
GAg Sue up on yOar pAone IN the Of
Zee and give her message from met
lYOa Tan - wen - mott Thank yoa.
dear. Wei, tell her that II It doesn't
1T IN to rain and z Cousin I'm doesn't
come 20 take me 10 ride IN her auto
IDS afternoon. as she said she might,
but you know how reckless Cousin EN-
y with her promises, and It wouldn't
surprise me r. she never thought o. II
jagain, but q she should cone don't
want to miss the ride, and IN try TO
set Sue On the phone by that time and
lst her know Il I 50 10 ride, o. n Lib
be Braytou doesn't come over 10 have
ne help her On that programme we
Grs arranging for the bensnt Of the
day nursery. Tell Sue win meet her
N the waiting room at Ridgslsy's at
q or It may be . quarter afbsr Or
quarter before, or II she'd rather have
ne meet her some place else tell her
% Try TO ring me up and let me know.
I guess our phone WI Be working BY
that time. Tel her 1t wasn't working
this morning and that Is the reason
@ant ring her up, a. said I would.
and tell her to Try 70 think to bring
me- my hatpin and my lace handker-
chief that I left when We stayed all
might with her Monday night, and ask
her II ] didn't leave one Of my gloves
there, and tell her that, after all, /
think we'd better meet at some place
other than Ridgeley's because that Is
IS far from where we are going, and
ask her to try to think to bring me
tie recipe for that new kind Of cake
we had at dinner Monday night, for
I'd Ike to Try a loaf Of It when we
have the BFynlys here TO dinner Fri
day. Yes, yes, Of course you must get
your train, dear. Run along. Only
Be sure to ring Sue up and ten her
that she'd better ring me about moor,
and-goOdbyl Don't forgetEPuck.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
Future Peril,

Terrified Passenger Ton ocean Hner}-
Captain, why is the steamer going %
slowly and using its searchlight1
I Captain-Don't be alarmed, madam
The ship Is In no danger. But In q
1og Ike this We are always likely to
run into somebody's blooming old bal
loon and make a nasty mess q IT.
Chicago Tribune.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21

A man hates faint praise worse than
- hates abuse.
Ths little thingS gst together ans
cause big troubles.
Every one thinks hs gives a. mneh
- the poor e. his means WIN allow.
A genius b 4 man who Knows how
b DO only one thing and Knows how
- % that wsu.
A man y never - humble that III
opinion = not worth quoting ~hsn
favor1bls 20 10u. :
Boosters an . good deal ne men.
A tOostsf never gfgaI notice g haxlng
eound = woEm unta sftsr ~ ks Bwai,
lowed it-Atehison olOhA
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
Not Fit For Publication.

isn't It scandaIous about the
Wappsleys"
~What about them7 / understand
that Mrs. Wappsley has secured q d.
vorce. but l haven't learned any Of
the particulars"
Nobody else has. The case Il such
q nasty one that the records have all
been hidden" - Chicago Record-Hef-
ali
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
m. kneu,Indn. rhat Hur...

Towne-So Dumley married q col
lsge woman. Ny, 1t must be fierce for
him to be tied 70 q woman who knows
20 much that he doesn't knowI
Browne-Oh, that doesn't hurt him
% much as the fact that she knows
how" much he doesn't know.-Catho-
Re Standard and Times.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
AB0UT MABEL.

aEsbsl puzzles me lot
lEabefs chaneeahle, wen,
Pretty Mabel, who Il not
any more than fair eighteen.
1Abel haE such ruby npA
On. her charms are vWy mauyI
LAST year she had rounded hips.
This year Aabel hasn't any.
4aoefs eyes are axure blue
Aabers cheeks are rosy pink
Che woald Taxa your heart from you
II she only smiled. think
Ho9 . nckls maid she tTip1
Through ths world In ways IN
canny.
Last year she had rounded hipA
This year Mabel hasn't'any.
lEGbers smile 10 stfn the samA
Kabel says. her heart n mina
Seeing her you would not blame
Ne for kneeling At her shrine.
But the changes 1abol dips
Over me are far too many.
Last year she had rounded hips.
This year Mabel hasn't any.
Detroit Free Pre1A
The broad ax., 1908-11-21

-Do you believe IN such q thing Is
lnekr
~0f c0urse." answered Mss Cayenne.
HotherWise It would be impossible to
explain the success Of people we don't
llEe.s-WashIngt0n Star.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
STRIVING 70 please.

YES" said the housewife, yours e
q sad story. But it isn't the same
story you told last year"
'Wen, lady" answered Flooding
Pete, you surely wouldn't expect a
man to 60 all dat time an not show
any improvementF'-Wa Star.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
A Dreaded Verdict.

AEr. Patterson (as sounds Of weeping
come from the iaundry)-Gracious,
dearI Who Is that eryingi
Mrs. PattersOn-The washerwoman,
John. She has sued for divorce and IL
afraid the judge VIII order her to pay
her husband alimony. - Lippincott's
Magazine.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
Proof.

Gritty Georgia., lady, at one time
4 was a prosperous dentist.
Kind Lady-How can believe you,
ny poor man?
Gritty George-How can you doubt
ne, mumI Why, even de dog shows
DDS teeth when I am around. - St
IOuis Post Dispatch.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
Tsmmy's Rsqrst.

Tommy was about 10 leave the school
where be had spent his hrst years. He
went TO the teacher 10 say goodby and
added: Il am awfully sorry to leave
ehis school I've had such good dimes
nE recss.s-Lapplne0tt's Asgazins.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
He Was q Moan Man.

whats the matter nowY
Before we were married you used
% steal kisses from me-"
you mean when your face was
turned awayT"
Yes"
''well, II you'll turn your face away
III see II can get up enough courage
b steal one now."-Housbon Post.
The broad ax., 1908-11-21
A Strictly Feminine Comment.

II notice that q leading actress tele-
phoned that her automobile was bro
ken down and she couldn't attend a
meeting OF her creditors"
wasn't that sweet Of her7 Going
b all that trouble for a lot OF fussy
old Observation-Disclosures Post.