The Republican journal., 1908-05-21

10 relieve COHStipdClOus CicdH ouV VIC w ="
els, tone and strengthen the digestive or
gans, put them in a natural condition Will
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea, the mos
reliable tonic for thirty years. 35 cents
Tea or Tablets. r. H. Moody.
Her hand this man could not get,
His health was not as it should be,
He had not used the "best as yet"
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
R. H. Moody.
A trolley car had collided with a heavily
laden milk cart, and sent can after Cal
of milk splashing into the street. Soon a
crowd gathered. A man. coming up, had to
stand on tiptoe and keep lodging his head
about to see past a stout lady in front VI
him. "Goodnessp' he finally exclaimed
"what an awful waste!"
The stout lady turned around and glared
at him. "Mind your own business" she
snapped Magazine.
Valued Same AS Gold.
B. G. Stewart, a merchant of Cedar View.
Miss, says: 81 tell my customers wheI
they buy box of DR.. Kings New Life Pjils
they get the worth of that much gold in
weight, if afflicted with constipation, ma
lara vi biliuusness." Sold under guarantee
at r. Ii. Moody's drug store. 25t.
The following toast was pronounced at a
firtmen', dinner: 1.-The ladies-their eS rs
klhdle the only flame against W hch there Is
no Ills urance The latter.
A CaIifornian's Luck.
"The uckiest day OF my life was when
bought box of Bucklen's Arnica Saive; -
writes Charles f. Budahan, of Tracy, Cali
fornia. "Two 25c. boxes cured me of an
annoying case OF itching piles, which had
troubled me tor years and that yielded to no
other treatment" Sold under guarantee at
K. Ii. Moody's drug store.
Porter Emerson Browne came into the
office yesterday. lie had been out in the
country for a week and was very cheerful.
Just as he was leaving, he said: "Did you
hear about that man who died the other day
and left all he had to the orphanage"
"No," some one answered. slow much
did he leave?"
"Iwelve children"
Mr.. Browne left, too.-Every body's Maya
zine.
DeWitt's Little EARLY Rsers are small,
safe, sure and gentle little pills. Sold by
K. Ii. Moody.
She-"It is said that cats have a great
dread Of water"
He-"Oh, don't know; our cat seems to
drink that milk the milkman brings JUS p
YonkerS Statesman.
Never can tell when you'll mash a finger
or suffer a cut, bruiSe, burn or scald. BE
prepared DR.. Thomas Electric Oil ill.,
stalltly relieves the pain-qulckly cares the
wound
Della--"Ye can get suit just like your
missls' velvet wan for tin dollars in Bar
gain Brown Brothers"
Norah-"Yes, an l can get wan fur
nuthin, by telling me missis about the wan
in Bargain Brown Brothers. Harper 5
Weekly.
Constipation causes headache, nausea.
dizziness, languor, heart palpitation. Dras-
TIC physics grippe, Sicken, weaken the bowels
and don't cure. Doan's Regulets act gently
and cure constipation. 25 cents. ASK your
druggist.
81 sir" remarked the self-important
statesman, twas never approached with d
proposition of graft III my life.
" THAT fact" answered Senator Sorghum
may be recognition of your honesty, and
then again it may be reflection on your In
tiuence." Washington Star.
sores or any itching of the skin. Doan's
Ointment gives instant relief, cures quickly
Perfectly safe for children. All druggists
sell it.
"The PRESIDENT" said Pennsylvania
avenue bootmaker, "would be pleased if lie
knew what "a pretty girl said about him i'll
my shop the other day.
ssShe came in to order her brother some
riding boots, ID splendid thing.
"'TheSe,' | said, ARE called Roosevelts'
She wrinkled her pretty nose.
"'How absurd she said where, |
should like to know, will theJ find pail
of Rouseyelts ?"- Washington star.
"Had dyspepsia or Indigestion for years.
No appetite, and what | did eat distressed
me terribly Burdock Blood Bitters cured
ID. Ii. Walker, Sunbury, Ohio.
81 see that Pittsburg man has been given
three years in which to settle SS,000,000 in
debts"
"Well?"
81 wouldn't agree to do it in less than
3O0."-Cleveand Plain-Dealer.
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea tones the
stomach, stimulates the lazy liver, strength
ems the bowels and makes their action easy
and natural. The best tonic for the whole
system. 50 cents, Tea or Tablets. K. Ii.
Moody.
Mrs. Summer-"M poor woman Does
your husband always drink like this ?"
Mrs. HOgan-"No, mum. Sometimes
gets out of work.
1t Reached the Spot.
Mr. E. Humphrey, who owns large gen
eral store at Omega, O., and is president of
the Adams County Telephone Co., AS well
as of the Home Telephone Co., of Pike
County, O., says of Dr. Kings New Dis
covery: SIT saved my life once. At least
think it did. 1t seemed to reach the spot
the very seat of my cOugh-,Whe every
thing else failed" DR.. Kings New Dis
covery not only reaches the cough spot it
heals the sore spots and the weak spots in
throat, lungs and chest Sold under guar
antee at r. ii. Moody's drug store SOC. and
$1OO. Trial bottle free.
Hewitt have been pinched for money
lately"
Jewett-"WelI, women have different
WAYS of getting it, My wife kisses me
when she wants any."-Home Magazine.
The Worlds Best Climate
is not entirely free from disease, on the high
elevations fevers prevail, while on the low
er levels malaria is encountered to greater
or less extent, according to altitude. To
overcome climate affections, lasStude ma
lara, iaundice, biliousneSs, fever and ague,
and general debility, the most effective rem
edy is Electric Bitters, the grea: Alternative
and blood purifier; the antid0te for every
form of bodily weakness, nervousness, and
insomnia Sold under guarantee at r. III.
Moody's drug store. Price soc.
Timid Lady-"Is your dog dangerous, my
little man?"
Little Man-"No, ma'am. If he should
happen to bite yer onct or twict, don't mind
i'm he's playing" -IIarper's Bazaar.
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