Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-07-10

What Divorced already Why, l |
thought they'd be linked for life" NO;
Jack got time of for bad behavior
Puck.
Don't you believe In love at first
sisht7" AT first sight yes; but some
times you take another look "-Lon-
don Opinion.
She lat the church bazaar -Won't
you take chance on this cake7 He
Net on your life. My wife baked 1t
Washington Star.
Chappie-Have a cigarette, old mann
Sapledsk-Ne; don't smoke fecikill-
ers. Ohappie-weil, don't blame you
for refusing to take chances Chicago
Daily News.
Mr.. Lingerlong-I had queer nd
venture this afternooR- Miss de
Muir with a swift glance at the clock
-Yst mean yesterday afternoon, pre-
sune,-Chicags Tribune.
DO you think they ever will find
the North Pole?" he asked. Find TT"
BIC ItSpOuucu. 0o~uuSoc' w Hoe q
question to ask nae. didn't know it
was fost"-Philadelphi Ledger.
Doctvr-I diagnose all sickness from
the patients eyes. Now, your right eye
tells me that your kidneys are affected.
Patient-Excuse me, doctor, but my
right Is a glass eye.-Moody's Maya
zine.
"Dtd your ancestors have family
tree, Mr.. MaguireT' Family tree is
it, ma'aml One of nae ancest"-s con-
trolled TIL intlre timber privilege Of the
Garden Of Eden."-Cleveland Plair
Dealer.
81 have been taking some moving pic
+ lures of life on your farm" did 70,
, ketch the hired man in motion" :"
. think So" "Ah, science kin do any
thing these days."-Louisville Courier
Journal
Wigwag-I believe there's tinge o
Q insanity in all religious enthusiasts
: Henpeckke-Yes, take the Mormonf
: for instance any man that wants NOR
than one wife is plumb craz.-Philf
!. delphia Record.
e Blox-A scientist claims that mel
!; tai labor Is one of the chief causes
i sallow complexion and wrinkle
Knox-That may explain why our col
|, gressmen preserve their goods locks
II Chicago Daily News.
Teacher-who gets the wicked lit
boys that stay away from Sunds
school. (Ne answer.) Teacher-Com
lie you can tell us, Casey. Casey
m White Sox gifts some, an de Cubs
10 rest.-The Bohemian.
Suppose you had dime" said Il
teacher, "and lost cents. How mu
10 would" Pardon me-" interrupt
c the precise Boston youth. but if 1t W
De a dime, l should have to get it chang
re- first" Press.
a. The NTistress-what, Suzanne. goi
to leave mel Going to get marie
In This is most unexpected. The Fren
nd Msid-Oui, madam, but eet ees not l
W fault. Eet was erly last night Eat ye
ser proposed to ne.-Harper's Bazal
yes" said the eminent physics
. I'VE are doing msth to prolong hum
~ life" I'm glad to hear It," answer
ma Mr.. Sirius Barker. by proionging
Dr.. ysu give a man more time and opp
"a trinity to get together the amount
vctrr Washington Star.
n. Yes" said the old man, "my daul
GO ter Is stf1l studying French '%ut :
can't speak the language at all,
j.. sheT' remarked the friend. "s
M, eouidn't 1t srst, but new she can spt
II tust enough to make herself unin
tisfble.r Press.
nal ~Esrnh, didn't tell you that wa
Il q pitcher Of rec water the first tn
In tho morningT' asked Mrs. Guns
~rfs, mum, ye did" replied the Il
wsht, AN to make sure thot ye'd &c
m FIRST thing left it in front of
durs list night. Life.
'swai, there's one thing about
80 boarding house." said the optinist, e,
% can eut as much as you like thel
nu- "Of course same as OURS" replied
lea persmist. "You can eat as much
OF YOU like but there's never anyth
wn you could possibly,like.
my Press.
lily Jnne-After looking at me for a Il
les, ute or two, Harry said, DO you KIN
nal Jane, that a veil improves you or
INV ty," Carrie-Not very compliments