The broad ax., 1908-01-11

Il see. And now you are ready to
spring oneT"
Il am. Today a theatrical manager
who had somehow heard of NV NAV
called at the ONCE and asked for the
privilege of glancing over it. In Just
twenty minutes by the watch he an
nounced that 1t was a corker. In
twenty-one minutes he announced that
IL would create the sensation OF the
season. A minute later he said that
ne must have it at any price. You
had condemned the play. You had
torn 1t to tatters, and yet here was a
manager OF thirty years experience
who said that 1t was a play to make
me rich and famous. You can thus
see what your criticisms amounted
TO-"
"And what are you going to doT"
asked Mrs. Bowser.
"What any man with brains would
do under the circumstances. The play
Is going out on the road at once. We
shall give the order for the scenery
and the Autographs tomorrow. he Is
going to try and engage Lillian Rus
sell for the star part. She has to be
chucked into the empty prune barrel
In the third act. but he says she won't
mind the chucking If she's getting $500
per. BE viii be here within an hour
to talk over final details, and II Won
have anything TO say you can say it
now"
Then want to say that the man.
ager is probably making a fool of
you"
'W-h-a-tF' exclaimed Mr.. Bowser.
Jumping from his chair.
That manager has taken you for a
soft mark"
Mrs. Bowser, do you realize what
yon are sayingf Have you the least
idea who you are talking tor"
Jssrsd at His Play.
Il don't want to hurt your feelings,
but / must say again that It was a
poor play. In fact, 1t was no play at
all. You might Try for a million years
and not find any reputable manager 70
read more than a page Of the manu-
script Now, then, for heavens sake,
don't let somebody make a fool of
you. he simply wants to get some
money out OF you. He's coming here
this evening to ask you to back the
play. If you do, you Will lose every
dollar you put into r."
"And this to me-to mel" gasped Mr..
Bowser as he stared at her and wink
ed his eyes. you are my wife, and
yet You talk that way to me. It's not
a good play. The manager takes me
for q fool. He wants to do me up."
There was an awful silence lasting
for a minute. Just how Mr.. Bowser
would have broken loose and Just
what damage he would have done VIII
never be known. He was drawing q
long breath and getting ready for a
move when the doorbell rang, and he
passed down the hall to admit the
manager. Ten seconds later he had
clapped on his hat and taken the man.
ayers arm, and they were walking up
the street together,
Mr.. Bowser suggested that they sit
down on the steps Of the church and
talk it over.
The manager suggested that they 60
to q saloon and talk while slipping
their beer.
They went to a saloon
The manager ordered beer, and the
bartender collected the dime Of Mr..
Bowser as q matter Of course. One
two-three beers. One-two-three
dimes. Then the manager said:
Its a corker. It's a daisy. It's
play that Is going to knock EN- all
silly. It WIN draw the people by the
million. Two more beers, please. Yes,
Bowser, we have got a gold mine.
can't understand how you got the
idea"
ooh, it Just came to me-" was the
modest reply.
well, It win be worth q cool million
to you. Amt You thirsty again. Yes,
sir, q cool million. We can't get LIZ
Ian for the part. She says she can't
bear the smell Of prunes, but there
won't be no trouble In finding O hum
dred others to take the part. All, two
more beersl All you have to do II to
puL S1SOOO 1uIO TIC pay oA0 ~
But don't propose to put any thou
sand dollars into It." replied MI. Bow
ser.
you don't7 Let's have some more
beer, bartender. Why, II you can't put
IN ut least 81 900. how do you expect to
est the play outi I've shown my con-
ndencs, and now It's for you to show
yours. Say
Mr.. Bowser rose up and walked out
and went home. Mrs. Bowser looked
up fnquiringIy As he entered the sit
ting room, but he sat down and took
M the evening paper, and It was fully
tan minutes before he observed that all
the weather signs pointed to a hard
INTER II. QUAD.