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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24
Brief Bits of City News

I SeSSS
Just try us-Tne Model If
New Texas honey at Tignor's. 242t
W. III Upton is a Cement visitor in
chickasha today
When you call Rock Island Tranfer
insist on phone 49, #
J O. Nash and son Herman left to-
day for few days visit in Lawton.
When you have baggage or city de-
livery call Rock Island baggage wagon.
Phone 70. diff
A. c. Cooper of Lawton is a business
visitor in the city today.
The Model: say, get good nut
snndae 6-1O-dtf
R. H. Hillery of Comanche made
business visit in this city today
J. G. Mcknight is Kingfsher Wis
itor in Chickasha today
J. W. owsley leaves today for a
short visit in Fort Worth and Bowie.
The big electric sign means quality
in meat The man behind Phone 14O
backs up the quality. Ask Neal; he
knows 6-1-1mo.
New Texas honey at Tignor's. 24-2t
Myron Humphreys has returned
home from a two weeks vacation visit
in Kansas.
Phone 70, Rock Island tranfer com
pauy, when you want to move. tt
Mrs. VIM H. Hamilton of Fourth
and Idaho, left Chickasha for three
weeks visit in Salt Laks City Utah.
Miss Gertrude Wieser who has been
i'll with fever the past two weeks is
reported improving
See Tignor for Texas honey 242t
c. H. Lowe of oklahoma City is
spending a few days With ]. R. Aber
erombie.
The Rock Island transfer guarantees
satisfaction. Phone 70. d1
John Duncan of 1902 South Fourtl
street has completed neat two room
addition to his home
See Tignor for Texas honey. PAP
4 large notion case, with probably
two hundred notion pigeon holes
was received by Dugan's today
Mrs. c. S. Lowell, S16 North sixtl
street, has returned home from triI
through Kansas, Missouri and Iowa
y Let US fill your prescriptions-th'
it Model. s-1O-dt
r Miss Stella Largin Of Guthrie, for
e merly a resident Of Chickasha is Wis
k iting in the city
= Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Shaffer OF Chat
e tanoga, Okla, returned home toda
q after a few days visit with Mr. an
# Mrs. J. r. Abercrombie
: Fresh, juicy, tender-no better meat
= sold than those put upon the block a
Meals. Phone 14O and get results.
6-1-1mo
Misses Genevieve and Alice Holme
: have returned to their home from
+ weeks visit with Mrs. Alhire, sout
of town.
Get honey from Tignor while
III q "a a.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

FOR sALE-1.1OO ID. Seven year
old bay horse, perfectly safe for lady;
new top buggy and harness Call at
Chickasha Lumber company corner
Third and Choctaw Phone 6S. 6-24-St
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

Mrs H. B. Spaulding of Muskogee
connected with the Womans board of
Foreign Missions, was the guest last
evening Of Rev. NJ. L. Butler and fam
lily. She was enroute to Anadarko to
look after business interests of the
board in that city.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

FOR SALE CHEAP-One buggy In
good condition Call at Si2 South
Sixth street 6-25-6t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

wANTED-Colored girl twlye years
cid o. over for nurse; must apply iin.
mediately. SOC Chiekasha ay.. 2i-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

NJ NJ Embry Of Kansas City, j. f.
Smith and D. L. Newlands of Buffalo
and Jack Mulvane of Topeka, Kan,
returned to their home this morning
after attending a directors meeting of
the Chickasha Cotton Oil Mill com
pany.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

FOR SALE Or RENT Eight room
nouse, corner Twelfth and Florida
Fine place. Cistern. srom cellar and
barn J. A. Hawn. ll17 S. Thirteenth
street 6-2i-6t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

Judge and Mrs Frank NJ Bailey
We're accompanied as far as FL Reno
on their bridal tour BY the formers
relatives, Mrs Walter Troter, Miss
Anna Ward Aven, c. X. and S. E.
Bailey, who are returning to their
home in Mississippi.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

Mrs. Fitzpatrick of New York City
who has been the guest Of her mother,
Mrs. S. E. Wilson the past month,
leaves today for Eureka Springs,
where she will visit a few days be
fore returning home.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

For good things to drink, line up
1t the Model. 6-10-dtf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

Mrs Wells Miller and daughter,
Miss Helen. of Oklahoma City, were
in attendance at the Bailey-Hewett
wedding today. and will be guests at
the home of DR.. T. H. Wilyliams for
several days
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

The Ladies Aid society Of the Bap-
list church will meet tomorrow morn
ing at nine o'clock with Mrs. L. E
pettygrew 324 Iowa avenue.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

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has installed several more
tables. The lovers of good soda will
always find a variety of ices, cream,
etc, at this popular fountain 6-12-tf
Mr. and Mrs. VIM. Huffaker will
move into their home at 1928 South
Fourth street today. Their new resi-
dence was formerly the home of the
brides mother.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

Get honey from Tignor while it
lasts 6-24-2t
Try us-the Model. 6-lO-dtf
S. J. Fuller Of MARROW is transact
ing business in thee ity taoday.
Attorney VIM. Stacey made bust
ness trip to Bradley this evening.
If Jour mears uon t please you, phone
lao for a change. Neal makes good in
every variety Of fresh and cured meat.
6-1-1mo
H. S. Henley, hardware dealer of
Tuttle, is a Chickasha visitor today.
Mr. and Mrs. R. E. Loder, who have
been the guests am Mr.. and Mrs.
schlotterbeck. leave today for their
home in Galveston.
Miss Nelson Of Oklahoma City, for
merely a teacher in the Chickasha pub
lie schools is the guest Of Miss Inez
Springer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

Finney & Dickson are operating an
up-todate cleaning and repairing es-
tabllshment In the basement of the
Daily Express building. Both work
and satisfaction guaranteed. dtf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

Miss Kate slade has returned to her
home in Amarillo Tex, after a weeks
visit with Misses Amy Brown and
Louise Phillips.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

Get honey from Tignor while /
lasts. 6-24-2t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

Misses Genevieve and Alice Holmes
have returned to their home from p
weeks visit with Mrs. Alkire, south
of town.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-06-24

Fresh, juicy, tender-no better meats
sold than those put upon the block at
Meals. Phone 14O and get results.
6-1-1mo
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Paid Up.

A year Or two ago the son of a
prominent banker of Iowa undertook,
with all the brashness and confidence
Of youth, the launching Of a new morn
ing paper In town already well sup
piled with newspapers. ,sss Gs.ss
It was understood by his friends that
the young man had, In fact, started his
enterprise on "a shoestring' few
hundred dollars advanced by his ia
ther. So 1t was with much facetious-
ness that the youthful proprietor and
editor was approached from day to
day by the aforesaid friends. $50 you
cell yourself an editorr,, exclaimed one
Of them, with affected contempt gT,..
"Of course do" returned the brash
young owner. 'I'm the whole thing on
this paper. And don't owe a cent
therefor" .5.. .,z a..
Every body knows" continued bis
tormentor, ..that ron got $500 from
your father to start the thing" t,..,
.'sureP' said the proprietor. and edi-
tor. Furthermore, the old mans sub
seription for the Beacon Is marked
paid 9 hundred years ahead on my
booksfw s5.5S
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Too Scarce to Throw Away,


'They pipe water now through the
burning Australian desert that lies be-
tween the coast and the Kilgoorlie gold
fields, distance of about $50 miles.
but in my day in that forsaken coun-
try water was the scarcest commodity
known" said San Francisco mining
engineer. ,. -, .t.,....... .~.,..s-.
1T was often hard to get enough
water for drinking purposes. and the
man who was reckless enough Of his
money to buy a bucketfui for bath
was the talk Of the community. once
INDUCED in! this luxury, and after I
had finished noticed that the water
was carefully collected again by the
vender ,.- .....,. ~, ,...........
. What are you going to do with it?'
/ asked the man. Sell it to some other
fellow for half price, he answered.
and after that I'll sell it several more
times, for. you see. it's too scarce. mis-
ter. to throw away after only one or
two men have washed in it," =.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
A Tongue Twisser,


A member of the Players club whose
simple delight in life is collecting old
blue china returned the other day from
England and as usual after such a
rip had some new blue treasure got
IN one Of his customary off the beat
IN path tramps. He showed 1t freely,
:alked about 1t eloquently, but always
when asked where he found 1t evaded
answering Finally one who had noted
.reyeral such eyasions said to him:
You've reached the very worst stage
IF the collectors mania. You refuse
10 tell the place Of your treasure house
for fear Of rival looters''
sYou are wrong as to my motive,
but right as to the fact that won't
tell. ! can't. but I'll write the name
for YOU" vi. .r III
Laboriously he wrote on a card this
fearsome thing: "Mynyddyslwyn.''
AS his questioner stared with startled
eyes at the nerve shattering word the
collector explained that it was the true
and lawful name Of a parish in Mon
mouthshire. near Pontypool, England.
New York Sun. .;.sa
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
The Funeral Snonas.

ST you attend Persian funeral they
hand you at the door small. fine
sponge" The speaker. popular I'M
aertaker. smiled. 81
1T Is amusing to think or" he said.
Imagine it-by means Of these sponges
all the mourners' tears are collected
and preserved in tiny vases of crystal.
They are used afterward as medicine.
for they are thought to have wonder
full healing power. During the .serv-
ice each mourner, keeps his sponge
ready, and every tear that wells into
his eve Is sopped up before 1t has a
chance to escape. The undertaken tip
toes politely about, he extends tenta
lively the crystal vase, and those who
have anything to add to its contents
squeeze their sponges solemnly there
in. Then, with a bow of acknowledg.
ment, the undertaken tiptoes on his
way, extending the vase politely, now
to the right, now to the left. fnurmur-
ing in his gentle and soothing voice:
8 Have you shed. sir? Madam. have
You Shed?' -.E.s...v -,sszy7s.s7. ':.a.. .. -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
A CEYLON PLAGUE.
The Land Leeehes Are Worse Than ths
Z. Tss Snakes or Mosquitoes.

The Land Leeehes Are Worse Than the
Snakes or Mosquitoes.
It is nearly always the case that ex-
ceedingly beautiful countries are over
run by different kinds Of pests. Beau
tiful Ceylon has mosquitoes said to be
the most adroit and audacious In the
world and snakes and a thousand more
plaques of poor human beings, but the
worst Of them all Is a species Of leech.
The Ceylon land leech Is q thin crea-
ture about two inches long and very
nimble and flexible. It will crawl up a
mans leg and, travelling underneath
the clothing, will climb as high as the
throat. These leeches do not crawl like
the leeches that are known to medi-
cine, but rear themselves up on their
tails to watch for prey and walk of to
attack It with amazing rapidity. In
walking through the jungle hosts of
them may be seen by the roadside.
where they wait to victimize cattle.
Horses. it is said, are driven half wild
by them, as also are palanquin bearers
and coolies, whose bare legs are their
favorite resort, the mems hands being
too engaged to pull them off. The
leeches may be seen hanging round
their ankles, from which tiny trickles
Of blood run over the foot.-London
Standard
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
A Modest Request.

The young man and the girl were
standing outside the front door, having
q final chat after his evening call. He
was leaning against the doorpost, talk
ing in low tones. Presently the young
lady looked round to discover her fa-
Their in the doorway clad in a dressing
gown, -a ..,...
why. father. what in the world is
the matter?" she inquired
"John." said the father. addressing
himself to the young man. you know
l have never complained about your
staying late. and ] am not going to
complain OF that now. But. for good
ness sake stop leaning against the bell
push and let the rest Of the family get
some Sleep" -.. "<41@
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Lone Fiiahts If Birds.

Birds OF passage make their longest
flight somewhere near Bering STIR t
A naturalist says that probably the
longest continuous fight made BY the
feathered travellers ii their peregrina.
lions Is accomplished by some Of the
shore and water birds that nest in the
islands OF Bering Sea and spend the
winter at Hawaii and Tanning Island,
1890 miles away. Al some Of the birds
live entirely on the shore and are
probably unable to rest on the surface
OF the water, they must accomplish the
whole distance in a single flight, yet
they make their way to their destina.
ton with absolute precision Chicago
Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
State, County and City Directory

Campbell, Kintyre; ". [. Richards aand p:sE-
inson; Andrew Neitch, Grand Forks; E. J.
Walsh, Willow City; J. w. Robinson, Coal
Harbor: Executive officer, w. +. CTewe,
Devils Lake. = i. a
State Library Comniission-Frank ]. Thomp-
son, Fargo; w. L. StockweIl; Mrs Minnie
G: Budong, Bismarck; Zana K. Miller,
librarian and director for commission.
BARRIERS Examining Board-Chas Fishery,
Rola; Edward Richardson, Devils Lake; J.
Board of Veterinary Medical Examiners-F.
l. Gusack, Darlington; s.. P. Smith, Cando:
State Historical Society-C.. F. Amidon Faf-
go, President; NJ. H. Jewell Bismarck,
Vice Presidents. o. 6. Libby, University,
Secretary; J. L. Cashel, Grafton, Treas
.uIer;. E. K. Steinbrueck, Bismarck, field
officer; 80 t-'r A.si $50
State Weather and Crop Service-O W.. Rob
erts, director, Bismarck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
RAT cATcHERs.

Va 5 -EI- 100
One Of the Methods BY Which Thoy
Make Big HauIs. /
Rat catchers, like horse tanners, try
to make mystery Of their trade" said
a zoo keeper.
He pointed toward the large gray
rats that played about the corners Of
the car1livora house.
"But they can't mystify me In any
phase Of the rat question he went on.
Living as ! do, surrounded BY an
army Of the largest, finest rats, know
the animals too thoroughly. l could sci
up as successful rat catcher tomor-
row. ~
This is the way the men work.
They gopto the infested place late at
night with a pair of tongs, q powerful
lantern and a lot Of bags. Il.
''They walk softly about in the dark:
ness, and they make q low, chattering
Whistling noise, like this
At the sound all the rats in the cor
ners Of the big room looked at the
keeper inquiringly. He went on: &;
This Is the signal whereby a raj
tells his mates that he. has hit on good
feeding. That sound made in the dark
gathers rats as molasses gathers flies
The catcher, having made it, opens his
strong lantern, the rats are dazed By
the light, and he picks them up will
his tongs and drops them in his bag.
"Of course there are other ways tc
catch rats, but Of the secret, mysteri
GUS ones this is the best. - Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Cheese Crackers.

Cheese crackers are better when
made the day they are to be eaten.
Use American grated cheese and
saitine crackers For each two table
spoonfuls allow one of creamed butter,
rubbing them together till perfectly
smooth. Spread evenly on the waters
and set them in moderate oven to
glaze the cheese. Watch carefully to
prevent burning. There is nothing nicer
to serve with plain salad New York
Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
ROMANCE TESTED.

I'D ny Will, you
Sons. isle unto. S
The mad rnmantic cried.
And. thou I'll twere bleak,
No more Its seek
II you were by my side!
Ail-all I'd leave,
Nor would ! grieye
Whatever came to pass"
'.Ah, love-" cried he,
Would you for me
Leave I en- your looking giass7"
A shade OF doubt
Her eyes about ss ssJ, ), -
Eeemed sudden to awake.
She murmured: Yes,
just that, guess. 81.
I'd really have to take.
But not d trink-
ct else-just think!
MY zeal would never flag
She paused Oh. no;
] couldn't go E
Without my powder ragI'
Kansas City .Timea
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
State Boards and ofroers

Adjutant Genersl-Thomas II. Poole, Bis
State Oil Inspector Frank A. Wilson, Bath,
supt. of Public Health. Graasick, Grand
Wise s President Board of He.lth-chas. E
Superintendent State capitol-D. N. slsttery
District Game Wardens-First district w. N
Smith Smith. s Grafton; Second district, Olaf
State Board Of Perdons-Gov. John Burke
ex-of6cio; Hon. d. E. Morgan, ex-oticioi
Hon. T. F. McCxe, ex-ofhcio; Charles Wing
Board of Trustees Of pass gszs js
Burke, governor; Alfred Blaisdell, Secretary
of State; II. L: Holmes, State Auditor.
State auditing y BoaId-yohn Burke Cover
Mccue, Attorney General. H.
State Banking Roard-Tohn Burke. Governor:
Alfred Blaisdeli. Secretary Of State; r. F.
stsss Board At s9 Gnsra
Grafton: w. S: Parker. Lisbon; ]. NJ. S.
Wiser. Fargo: Walter Master, Willow City:
H. H: Baterlan. Cooperstown..
Wheeler. Grand Forks; F. ]. Campbell
Fargo; G. A. Carpenter, Fargo; F. R.
Smyth bismarck; J. p. Aylen. Sheldon: 81
f G. Woutat Grand FORKS: w. F. Hobart
Rowe, Casselton. NIX
State IRRIGATION and Drainage-T. r. Akin
son, Engineer, Bismarck, N. n
State Board of Equalization Governor. Audi
tor. Treasurer. Attorney General. Commits
sioneI of ARriculture. Sessions at Capitol
FIRST Tuesday in August each year.
Bar Association-H. A. Libby, Park River
President; Iohn Carmods. Hillsboro, Vice
III President; w. II. Thomas, Leeds, Score.
tary and Treasurer.
State Board of Bar Examiners--A Andrew A
Bruce. Grand Forks: Emerson H. Smith
Fargo; NJ. II. Brennan. Devils Lake: r. D.
Hoskins, clerk of supreme court, ex-officic
secretary and treasurer. Regular exanina
tions ct Grand Forks the FIRST Tuesday in
June sad in Fargo FIRST Tuesday in Decem
State Board of Dental Exsminers--H. l.
Startling. Fargo; w. T. Browniee Devils
Lake; George T. Mcdonald Jamestown; r
G: Sweet. Minot; +. w. Chandler, Valley
City. 81 81.
State Board Of EmbalmersE. r. Gilbert, Cas-
well, Walhalla. 5s
optometry Board--E. P. Sundbcrg, Fargo;
w. K. BIakely, Grafton; E. A. Nelson
Maxbasss III. Ness. Wahpeton; A. O.
Void, Lngdnn.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Sweet Revenge.

Mrs. Shopper latter inspecting every
thing in the store,-I don't see any
thing here that suits me. l suppose
may as well 60 down to Stacys' and seq
what; they have. They usually have
d good assortment. /.
Salesman-Here's card Of one Of
their statesmen. Won't you kindly ask
for him? al, - ~. 80, ID
Mrs. Shopper All! A friend OF
yours. presume! -, ..s,, IRA
Salesman-No. madam. he has owed
me $40 for the past three years.
Puck. -, I. s:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Only one Reason.

Papa. George wants to break our
engagement. ..S.
what reason does he advance r.
z HE says he has q lot OF reasons, but
he mentions only one"
And what's that2''
sHe says he has seen somebody he
loves much better than he loves me-"
"And that's the only reason he gives7''
Eyes, S$ ~, ,..5#.5s "a. )!
Don't bother him about the others. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Mo School.

The teacher was giving an EXPOSE
ton on culpable homicide,
IF ! went out In a small boat" he
said, land the owner, knew It was
leaking. and / got drowned. what
would that be?', Ri II 4, .sl5a
After few minutes' silence little
boy stood UP and said:
A holiday, slrt'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Absent Treatment.

What Is the m,ltter with Mrs. Spicy !?
saw her Sitting on her porch as I
came by gritting her teeth aud looking
daggers into vacancy III u.s..
Her husband is il half hour iate
and she is giving him absent treat
mentnC Chicago Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Excelsior.

Uncle And what viii ron do when
you are man. Tommy: Tommy
am going TO grow il beard Uncle
Why? Tommy Because then won't
have nearly So mitch face to wash
Harper's Weekly
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Terms Of District court-sth District

First Subdivision-At Bismarck, third Tues
Der. St;E
Second Subdivision---M Medora, Billings
Tuesday in October. 25
Third subdivisisn-At Linton, Emmons
Tuesday in October.
Fourth Snbdivision-At Steele, Kiddef
county, third Tuesday in June and second
Tuesday in January.
Fifth Subdivision AT the county seat Of
Mercer county, two terms at such tiraea a.
the judge shall direct rs
Sixth Subdivision At WashSurn, MrLesr
county. second Monday in june aad secons
Monday of December.
Seventh Subdivision---At Mandan, Mortor
naunty, third Tuesday in April and first
Wednesday after FIRST Monday in November
Eighth Subdivision-=At the county seat oil
Oliver county, two terms at srch times a.
the Judge shall direct
Ninth Subdivision Az Dickinson, STARK conn
ty. FIRST Tuesday in April and second Tsaes-
day IN September
Tenth Subdivision -At county seat Of McKeu.
gle County,. two terms at such times 40 the
/ judge shall direct.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
70 the Point.

"WeIl," said Nuritch, showing Kan
dor through his new house. what do
you think. Of the furnishin's r
aThey show a great deal OF TASTE
replied Kandor.
"Ah! Think so7' 4,
''Yes. but IT'S all bad. Philadelphia
Press
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Highly Practical. Z

"Your business college for young la
dies seems to be all right"
1T Is all right" ~
do you give the girls a good practi-
cal business trimming? e
: I'm reply to that question can only
say that 60 per cent of our graduates
marry their employers the first year"
Louisville Courier.Journal
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
Ne Z.

learning to play the VIOLIN" NUT
tered the persistent amateur, bending
over his sheet music and making an
other stab at tho instrument, sis no
snap"
This being the exact psychological
moment, the 3 string snapped. Chi
cago Tribune. Mi ,,.s i
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
I An invItatlon.

Fred-ATast night as. you stood In the
moonlight ]; couldn't help but think
how much I would like to kiss you.'
Freda 2 Well. the poet says, s.The
Thought Of yesterday Is the action of
today"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-06
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sQf course. said the optimist, az q
man lan gets into the habit of hunting
trouble he's sure to find It. !"
Yes" replied the pessimist, aaI,d II
he's SO lazy that he always tries "a
avoid 1t II win find him. So what's
the difference" - Catholic STANDARD
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