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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03
EMMETT NEWS.

100000 eggs wanted at Lore,
& Reilly.
Boys pants as cheap as overall.
at Crosson's.
100 blankets, best values in EN-.
nett. 65 cents at Hunts.
Parties desiring hay baled should
notify w. H. Whelchel. He has a
first class machine and his charges
are reasonable.
Woodland & Whittier, Oregon
sheep men, have purchased $50
tons of hay near New Plymouth
for their 5000 sheep. Four thous-
and will be fed on the Walter
Burke farm, and the other 1000
on David Neiswander place.
AK and handle 70 cents al
Hunts.
More people are taking Foley's
Kidney Remedy every year. 1t
is considered to be the most effect
i've remedy for kidney and bladder
troubles that medical science can
devise. Foley's Kidney Remedy
corrects Irregularities, builds up
worn out tissues and restores lost
vitality. 1t will make you feel
we'll and look we'll. B. B. Davis.
Wichita (Kans.) Beacon: ]. H.
Brady. former Abilene man. was
on Tuesday elected governor of |
Idaho. The new governor prompt
" made his first appointment.
His year-old grandson, James Bra
1y, and its mother are visiting in
Abilene. The voungster received
his telegram on Wednesday morn
ng from his successful grandfather:
1 hereby appoint you member If
he governors staff. .
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03
Tales of the Town
MONTEREY.

No n were not many, We who stoo{
00forO the iron Dlest tina
N" day,
wv Yet many 4 gallant spsrit
would
Give half his years II but he could
Have with ~ been 1t Monterey.
Now here. now there. the shot II hailed
In deamy dFifts Of nsry spray.
let not single soldier quailsd
When wounded comrades round hin,
Their dying shout at Monterey.
And on. stnl on. our column kept
Through walls Of nams its whitening
way;
Where fsil, the dead the living stepped,
stu charging on the guns which swept
The slip0sry streets Of Monterey.
The fos himsslf rscoilsd ashAst
When. striking whore be strongest lay
We ewoope4 his Ranking batteries past
Aud. bsAytnG full their murderous blast,
Storme4 hons the towers Of Monterey.
Our banness On thoss turrsts wave
And tAefe eur evening buSles play.
Where orange bouGhS above their grave
Keep green the memory Of the brave
Who fought and fell at Monterey.
We are not many. We who pressed
Beside the brave who fell that day.
But Who Of VI has not confessed
He'd rather share their warrior rest
Than not have been at Monterey?
Charles Fenno Hoffman
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03
This Is Worth Reading.

Leo. F. Zelinski. of 68 Gibson
St. Buffalo, N. Y.says: 81 cured
the most annoying cold sore 1 ever
had, with Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
| applied this salve once dav for
two days, when every trace of the
sore was gone. Heals all sores.
Sold under guarantee at B. B.
Davis drug store.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

FOR SALE-From laying strain
White Leghorn chickens, full
blooded cockrels only, from prize
winning stock. Irwin o. Brown.
Emmett. 2tp
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03
A Dangerous Operation.

is the removal of the appendix
by surgeon. No one who takes
DR.. Kings new life Pills is ever
to this frightful ordeal.
They work so quietly you don't
feel them, They cure constipation,
headache, biliousness and malaria.
25c at B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

FOR SALE-22O acre ranch, riv-
er bottom, l mile from Emmett
on north side of river. nine room
house, large barn, etc. Will be
sold by owner. Apply to this
Office. Mrs. D. Regain.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

FOR SALE-Cole's hot blast
stove, No.1S. Almost as good
as new. Inquire at Hawkins
Hardware.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

FOR SALE-40O0 to 5000 ash
trees, four to eight feet in height,
at % cents each. Emmett Mercan-
tile Co.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

TO TRADE-Apples for 1000
pounds of potatoes or grain. w.
n. Whelchel.
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WANTED-HELP, Etc.
SALES AGENTS WANTED

SALES AGENTS WANTED
$4,000 per week or 400 per cent
profit. All samples, stationery
and art catalogue free. We want
one permanent agent in this, local
ity for the largest picture and
frame house in America. Exper-
fence unnecessary. We instruct
you how to sell our goods and
furnish the capital. If vou want
a permanent honorable and prof
liable position, write us today for
particulars, catalogue, and sam
pies. Frank w. Williams Co.,
1914 W. Taylor ST., Chicago, III.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

parents began collecting the mass
Of legal papers required for French
marriages. Among the first to
he obtained was Mdlle. Eugene
birth certificate, and when they
got it they found that she was reg :
istered 10y. She is put down IN
the big book as a male, and 4 male
she remains legally and admins
tratively Her parents pointed out,
first, that she was obviously, de-
facto. q girl; second. the Chris.
tian name Of Eugene entered in
the register was feminine; and
third. that if she had been q boy
she would already have been call
ed up for the CONSUMPTION, being
of age. The authorities replied
that none of these arguments
were legally and Enthusiastically
valid, and that she continues to Be
a boy. Administrative reports.
procedure. and decision Of the
courts. all at the parents expense,
will be required before the law
Acknowledges Mdlle. Engenie to be
of the female sex and allows her
to marry.
For years past, man has been
crowded and crowded in his home
till all he could boast of was one
nail in the closet. and corner in
the bottom bureau drawer. He
often wondered what filled the 9TH
er bureau drawers, the chiffonier
drawer, the wardrobe darwer, etc.
that he could only have a corner.
but now he knows. 1t was hair
The women appeared
his spring with tons of marcells
md bushels of puffs, and every
woman says: I had them made
'ut of my hair combings.'' Hair
growing has been greater indus
ry in the past than any man knew
nd every hair, when it dropped
fl in the comb, was saved. And
hese combings have filled boxes,
ubpoards and bureau drawers.
he proportion is one bureau draw
full of hair to puff.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

FOR SALE "A Stevens double bar
rel ,hammerless shotgun, nearly
new and in good condition. Index
Office.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03
FOR SALE.

FOR RENT-6 room house, close
in good location, 120 feet ground
Mrs. d. Regain. ZIP.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

What fruits make the best COM
bination! A date with a peach.
of course.
There is this advantage of the
horse over the motor car: With
the horse the driver does not have
to depend entirely on his own intel
ligence.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

FOR SALE-Six room modern
residence on corner of Second
and Johns street George Perkel.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

The latest fashion is a little ruff
on the neck, but we must have it..
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

There's the big round moon.
Johnie," said an Emmett man to
his 8-year-old. ''Do you see Taft's
lace in itP' "Why, papa, did
Taft carry the moon. too?" asked
the youngster.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

Pick out twenty young men and
not more than FIVE of them are
making an effort to save money.
The indications are that the
poorhouse of the future will have
to be six stories high, with fold
ing beds in every room.
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Column.
Sc Line Each Insertion.

FOR SALE Bla cksmith tools,
complete outfit. w. H. Twille-
CARS second maud store. ltp.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

In Kansas City big Irishman
applied for job on the police
force. He was young and a physi-
cal giant; perfect in every way,
Finally. be was examined little
as to his intelligence. "What is
the distance. he was asked. "be-
tween Denver and San Francisco"
''If that is the beat you want me
to walk, . he said Indignantly. 81
don't want your old job. :"
Whereupnn he left the room in dis
gust.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

FOR SALE-200 acres fine pas
ture, with straw. Inquire at
Index Office. If.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

Curious difficulties occasionally
beset young people who wish to
marry in France. A young French
man proposed recently to Mdlle.
Eugene, and was accepted. The
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

Something like forty wears ago
there was a boy with kinkey red
hair going barefooted in summer,
and trudging to school in the win
er, down in the south part Of
Shawnee county, Kansas. To-day
he is bishop Of the great Metho-
dist church, holding conference with
his fellows to distribute 1000. :
600 to aid foreign missions. and
the meeting is within few miles
of the farm where he hunted rab-
bits and pulled weeds. There is
no romance yet written, no nc
ton yet dreamed, that equals
the simple story of the life OF
William A. Quayle, who went in
twenty FIVE years from farm boy to
bishop. If any one thinks th,re
is no chance in this country for a
poor boy or poor man, let him
remember "Billy" Quayle.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

Scientific people may be interest
ed in these facts about the mule:
Can mule have glanders?"
asks an exchange. Yes, a kick
coming will produce sleep from
which there is no awakening until
the sounding of the trumpet on the
morn of the resurrection. Yes, a
mule can have CHAMBERS, but not
bad enough to cause him any in
convenience. In fact, mule new
er was known to die. After reach
ing an age of between 40 and 400
years they have been known to
quit breathing.
Dusty" Rhodes the young at
torney from Sweet who was in
town several days this week is
authority for the following story:
Six Firms from Long valley ap-
peared before Judge Woods at Ida
no City a short time ago to make
application for naturalization pa
pers. They were not very we'll
yefsed in the English language and
some Of the Questions propounded
by the judge were puzzling.
''Do you believe in polygamy?'
was asked. Swat isst polygamy?"
inquired one of the Finlanders.
s'Do you think it is right to :
,,a,a more than one Wife2" ex- {
planned Judge Woods.
THAT suit me all right. re-
piled the Finn.
He received his papers.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

For FARM LOANS See W. NJ. Way
man.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-12-03

~ DOtcIC i1quI0 FcIlect o0C
75c hammer. Observation-Disclosures. 45c
75c hatchets 4Oc
Is per cent discount on gloves
Shelf hardware, barb wire and nails will
receive their share Of attention. Call us up
by phone or write US for prices if you can't
come to our place of business. We have a
great many things not mentioned above and
we guarantee the price to be as low as the
lowest
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
NOT MEANT FOR THE ACTOR.
New Jersey Pest Responsible for En-
thusiastic applause"

A certain theatrical troupe. after a
dreary and unsuccessful tour. finally
arrived in a small New Jersey town.
That night, though there was no Juror
or general uprising of the audience,
there was enough hand-clapping to
arouse the troupe's detected spirits
The leading man stepped to the foot
lights after the first act and bowed
profoundly Still the clapping CON
tinued.
When he went behind the scenes he
saw an Irish stage hand laughing
heartily. We'll. what do you think
OF that?" asked the actor. throwing
out his chest.
What dye mean?" inquired the
Irishman.
why, the hand-clapping out there.
was the reply.
"Hand-clapping?
YES" said the Thespian. they are
giving me enough applause to show
they appreciate me-"
ID we call that applause?" inquired
the old fellow. "Whoi. thot's not ap
plause. Thot's the audience KILN
mosquitoes. "-Everyb ody's Magazine.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
IS YEARS OF SUFFERING.
Burning, Painful Sores on Legs
Tortured Day and Night-Tried
Many Remedies to No Avail
Cured by Cutieura.

AFTER an attack of rheumatism
running sores broke out on my hus-
bands legs, from below the knees to
the ankles. There are no words to
tell all the discomforts and great suf-
fering he had to endure night and day.
He used every kind of remedy and
three physicians treated him. one after
the other, without any good results
whatever. One day l ordered some
Cuticura Soap. Cuticura Ointment,
and Cuticura Resolvent He began
to use them and in three weeks all the
sores were died up. The burning fire
stopped, and the pains became bear
able. After three months he was quite
well. I can prove this testimonial at
any time. Mrs. v. v. Albert. Upper
Frenchville, Me-, July 81. 1907"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
GEORGIA BRAND OF LOVE.
Mr.. Sanders Makes Declaration az to
His Position.

"Gi' me the kind Of love we have In
Georgy, whar the gal knows she's got
lover eff she gifts stick OF red
streaked candy by the hand of mes
senger-though I've know'd stick OF
peppermint candy to break up
match, bekaze the Teller didn't have
sense enough to send thrip' with OF
lemon draps," Mr.. Sanders concluded.
Il never see a Teller in love but what
l want to tell him for to keep his
hands off'n the door knob. an l never
see gal looking kinder sticky around
the mouth but what | wanter say:
Good luck. honey! Come an buss
your Uncle Billy l wish 'em all
we'll an I'm alters glad when a gal
gifts beau-lover. 1t keeps the world
a-movin. an helps civilization along.
Hard work an weak stomach has
kept me out'n the rush, but thar amt
lover in the wide world that kin
run away from my blessin'."-Joel
Chandler Harris, In Uncle Remus'
Magazine.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
BUYING PAINT BLINDLY.

Many people look upon paint buy
ing as lottery and SO 1t is, the way
they do it. 1t is not necessarily SO,
however. Pure White LeaI and lin
seed oil are the essential elements Of
good paint. Adulterants in white lead
can be easily found by the use of a
blowpipe. Authorizations in linseed oil
can be detected with fair degree Of
certainty. See that these two elements
are pure and properly put on and the
paint will stay put.
National Lead Company, Wood
bridge, Building, New York City, will
send blowpipe outfit and instruc-
lions for testing both white lead and
linseed oil, on request.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
"Feather plaonosIs."

A woman who was perfectly we'll.
but fancied she was suffering from
fever. called on an old and e1per-
fenced physician to consult him. She
described her symptoms at some
length, and he listened patiently. At
last he said: II think I understand
your case, madam. Sit perfectly still
few moments and let me look at
you" She complied and he eyed her
attentively for nearly minute, glanc.
ing at his watch once or twice in the
meantime. There is nothing the mat.
ter with you, madam" he said. you
haven't the slightest Indication OF
fever. Your heart beat is perfectly
normal" why, how do you know,
doctor?" she asked in surprise. You
didn't feel my pulse" Il didn't
need to-" lie answered. II counted the
vibrations of the ostrich feather on
your hat" And he bowed her out.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
Expert Declares Thaw Insane.

Poughkeepsie, N. Y.-The answer of
Doctor Baker, acting superintendent
of the state hospital for the criminal
insane in Mattewan, in Harry Kendall
Thaw's habeas corpus proceedings,
says that Stanford Whites slayer is
insane. Thaw has been under Doctor
Bakers personal care since February.
Doctor Bakers answer contains five
typewriter pages. One paragraph
says: The allegation in the writ to
the effect that Harry X. Thaw is not
now insane is not true. On the con-
trary, he is insane"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14

Sheer white goods. in fact. any fine
wash goods when new, owe much OF
their attractiveness to the way they
are laundered. this being done in q
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
ly satisfactory If proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to stiffen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance, of your work.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
Menu 1horouahIx Varied.

James Mcneil Whistler once visited
IN artist In Paris who was not over
burdened with this worlds goods. and
was surprised at the sumptuous lunch
provided. On being asked how he
managed to live SO we'll, his host re-
Piled: Il have pet monkey. which l
let down from my window by rope
into that of my lanGlady. and trust to
Providence. Sometimes JACKIE returns
with loaf. sometimes with a ham.
His visits are full OF surprises. One
never knows what may appear"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
A Matter Of Doctors.

There were two sisters living In
Michigan" said Senator Burrows. who
warred constantly about the two great
schools of medicine. One pinned her
faith to allopathy and the other to
homeopathy.
"One day there was great excite
ment In the family Of the lady who be-
lieved in allopathy and it was soon an
nounced that she was the mother OF
bouncing twin boys
THE other sister came down in .
hurry. WELL she said. now see whats
happened. 1 wanted you to have
homeopathic doctor. After this l guess
you will listen to me-"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
NO MARRIAGE BELLS FOR HIM.
srArr o, OHIO. crrr OF TOLEDO. { a,

STAT. o, oa,o; CIT, nr- OF TOLEDO IS.
FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he 10 senior
partner of the nrm of F. J. CHENEY Co.. doing
business in the City of Toledo. County and State
aforesaid, and that said nrm will pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the Of
HALLS CArARRH CUM.
Sworn to before and subscribed in my presence,
this eth day Of December, A. D.. 1886.
A. W. GLEASON,
M sorA.r rvsl,o.
Hairs Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally and acts
directly on tho blood and Mucous surfaces of the
system. Send for testimonials. free.
r. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14

Nature and woman's work COM
bined have produced the grandest
remedy for woman's ills that the
world has ever known.
In the good old-fashioned days Of
our grandmothers they relied upon
the roots and herbs of the field to
cure disease and mitigate suffering.
The Indians on our Western
Plains to-day can produce roots and
herbs for every ailment, and cure
diseases that battle the most skilled
physicians who have spent years in
the study of drugs.
From the roots and herbs of the
field Lydia L. Pinllham more than
thirty years ago gave to the women
of the world a remedy for their Pc
culiar ills, more potent and effica-
cious than any combination of drugs.
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is now recognized as the
standard remedy for woman's ills.
Mrs. Bertha Muff, of 515 NC. ST.,
Louisiana, Mo-, writes:
complete restoration to health
means SO much to me that for the sake
of other suffering women am willing
to make my troubles public.
"For twelve years had been suffer-
ing with the worst forms of female ills.
During that time had eleven different
physicians without help. No tongue
can tell what suffered, and at times
could hardly walk. About two years
ago l wrote Mrs. Pinkham for advice.
l followed it, and can truly say that
Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and Mrs. Pinkham's advice re-
stored health and strength. 1t is
worth mountains of gold to suffering
women"
What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound did for Mrs. Muff,
it will de fol- other suffering women.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
Paving the Way.

George" said the pretty girl. az
know you're awful bashful."
This was portentous. with leap year
so new. He blushed assent
"And you'd have proposed to me e1
cept for that?"
This, too, he was bound to acknowl
edge.
We'll, l would have accepted" she
went on, land SO that's settled"
Discussing the matter later she ex
pressed a natural pride that she had
not taken any advantage Of the sea
SON.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
An EnterprisIne Salesman.

On the tenth anniversary OF his
wedding, a merchant in Washington
was approached by a book agent who
offered for inspection varied assort-
ment of books, particularly dwelling
on the beauty and value of new edi-
ton of the Bible. He said:
II have been told that this Is your
wedding anniversary, and you could
make no better present to your wife
than family Bible, and this splendid
edition which sells for SIS at retail
l am now able to offer to you for $40
spot cash."
He made the sale, giving a beauti.
full imitation morocco case, which no
claimed was genuine. Then he has
tened to the home of the merchant,
and, using the same argument, induced
the wife to buy another edition OF
the family Bible as an appropriate we'd
ding present for her husband.
When they exchanged presents that
<evening, there was quite a commotion
lin the home, and the husband was be-
side himself with rage, forgetting that
both of those Bibles contained the in.
junction: Let not the sun go down
upon thy wrath" Being unable to 60
downtown, he telephoned to friend
to 20 to the station, and bring that
agent to the house without fail. The
friend fastened to the depot, caught
the book agent, delivered the message
and insisted upon the agent delaying
his departure. The willy fellow. full OF
business, replied:
81 offered him cupy of this Bible
for $40 and he put it off for the time,
am very sure that he has repented
and wants copy as wedding present
for his wife. He has undoubtedly told
her of the bargain, and she wants It
l cannot remain over. however, for one
sale. but you can take 1t to him, and
he will be delighted. and will forever
thank you for having overtaken me.
The price is only $40. and you had bet
ter take 1t to him. as his wife Is prob
ably crazy to get it"
The friend paid the $40 and took tho
R,h,e home te, his anxious FREUD; and,
what then happened and what was said
would not be proper to print.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
Must Respect v. 8. Uniform.

Providence, R. IA bill making 1t a
misdemeanor for amusement places to
discriminate against persons wearing
the uniform of the navy. or army the
National Guard or Naval Reserve. has
been passed in the Senate with an
amendment, which was promptly con
Cured in by the House. President
Roosevelt and many naval officers
wrote letters supporting the bill.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14

raise my hand above my head. The
doctor held out no hope of my re.
covery, and had given up. but at last
started using Doan's Kidney Pills and
made rapid gain. After three months
use I was well and at work again"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
The Doctor Objected.

Amateur Musician calling over the
fence to doctor who lives next door,
l say, doctor, is practicing on the
French horn beneficial to the lungs!
Doctor (grimly)-Yes, but you'll
find 1t mighty bad for the general
health II you begin it around here.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14
Purely Practical.

"Mr. Titephist, we have discovered
the body of mastodon in your coal
mine. It is an immense beast. and
science will rejoice"
But why should 1t die in my mine
and fill up space? That critter has
probably robbed me of ten tons OF
COAL"
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-05-14

With a smooth iron and Defiance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist just as well at home as the
steam laundry can; it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and it will be positive pleasure to
use Starch that does not stick to the
iron.