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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

~ he needed a hat, so he proceeded to
one of the city's grandest mems fur
nishing stores and stated the fact. The
obliging young clerk who waited upon
him, after the purchase had been made,
proudly announced that his house had the
only machine in town for cutting initials
IN the leather bands of head coverings
and asked if Turner would like to have
his chapeau marked.
What initials?'' inquired the mer-
chant prince-to-be, swelling out his chest.
well, let me see," said the reflective
Turner, and after further deliberation an
nounced his choice as H. A. IT,
H. A. T.?' gasped the astonished
clerk.
Yes, II. A. T.; that'll be enough"
SO the hat was marked. and putting it
on. the drummer started out of the store.
The mystifed clerks curiosity got the
better of him before the customer had
reached the street, and, hurrying up, he
asked pardon, and said he would like to
know the reason for those letters, adding:
why, anybody can see it's hat
yes, | know said Turner, without a
smile. ''but you see I'm afraid I'll get
up some morning and think it's a shirt or
one of my socks.''-St. Louis Republic.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
Why Bill Was Saved.

George Barnes, a noted evangelist,
tells an amusing story of the attempted
conversion of hard listed old mountain
eer in Kentucky, who had resisted all
missionary efforts directed towards him.
"Bill'' was extremely stubborn, and, in
addition, possessed various other unlove-
~ qualities that caused his neighbors
much concern. A final attempt was
made by a leading citizen to restore
"Bill" to the faith of his childhood.
"'Bill.'" said this well meaning man,
''do you mean to tell me that you amt
teched by the story of the Savior that
died to save your sins?" Whereupon
"BilI' demanded aggressively:
"Do you try to tell me that Jesus
Christ died to save men when he never
seed me and he never knowed meY'
""Bin,'" responded the neighbor in
disgust. sit wuz a burned sight easier
for the Lord to die fur you because he
never seed you than if he knowed you
as well as we all do."-Rochester Her
aid.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
SCHNITZ AND KLASE.

Something in the line of good things to
eat the gods never had; consequently the
gods missed great treat. And by the
way, friend, have you ever hooked up to
dish Of schnitz und klase?
No? Thought so. Few have in these
times. and those who have been so fortu-
nate have just cause to recall a delicious
mOrsel time can never erase from the
tablets of memory.
You can order schnitZ und klase until
you faint, famished, awaiting it. You will
never get it in any public eating place. 1t
isn't on the bill of fare and never will
be.
The up to date chef would give you
the laugh if you asked him to concoct it
for you. Ten chances to one he'd not I'M
derstand what schnitz und klase could
possibly mean. Few know, but those who
do know it know it we'll.
A good big ham bone is the central
portion, light dumplings and dried ap-
pies Anything else would spoil it.
The ham bone gives the dish a smoky
flavor, the dumplings give it body, and
the dried apples give it color and tartness
as well as sauce.
Put the ham bone in cold water and
open the fiues and let the pot boil: While
the pot is getting into good and ready
shape make your dumplings, and make
them as light as possible.
Put the dried apples in q separate dish
and stew them down to nicely. When
the pot with the ham bone bubbles and
froths drop in the dumplings one by one.
No, you do not stir the contents of the
pot. That would spoil the consistency of
the dumplings and make a mess.
Any one who has watched a pot boil
knows when dumplings are done to a
dot.
Take a deep platter, fish out the dump
lings carefully with a drain spoon and
place them about the ham bone in the
center of the platter. Looks dry-but
when you pour over all the dried apples
and their sauce-wow!
That's nice schnitz und klase as you may
have had it years ago when living with a
German family in the Mohawk valley.
You can eat it until your eyes start out
and your waistband grips your middle 1t
will stay by you through a hard days
work and if there is any left over you
hit it again for supper cold.
Ever try it?-New York Sun.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
SUFFERED TWENTY-FIVE YEARS

With Eczema-Her Limb Peeled and
Foot Was Raw-ThouGht Ampu-
tatiCn Was Necessary-Believes
Life Saved by Cuticura.
81 have been treated by doctors for
twenty-five years for a bad case of
eczema on my leg. They did their best,
but failed to cure it. My doctor had
advised me to have my leg cut off. At
this time my leg was peeled from the
knee, my foot was like piece of raw
flesh, and l had to walk on crutches.
I bought a set of Cuticura Remedies.
After the first two treatments the
swelling went down, and in two
months my leg was cured and the new
skin came on. The doctor was sur
prised and said that he would use
Cuticura for his own patients l have
now been cured over seven years, and
but for the Cuticura Remedies
might have lost my life. Mrs. J. B.
Renaud, 277 Montana ST., Montreal,
Que, Feb. 20, 1907"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
HIGH Finance.

The excursion train was crowded, an6
the man in the center of the car knew
it would be impossible to get through the
jam to get something to eat without
losing his seat and perhaps missing hi:
train. He looked longingly at the res
taurant across the tracks, and, seeing
an urchin sitting on the iron pipe neal
by, he called him over, saying, Here
that restaurant and get me a sandwich
And get yourself ONE he called after
the boy.
beside the man. you'll never see tha
kid or your quarter again"
And as the train whistled at the mo
ment he feared it would be true. Jus
then, however, the boy came running ou
of the restaurant with large fat sand
wich in his hand. The train, was NOV
ing as he handed up the change. ane
then, taking a huge mouthful of the
sandwich he called to the departing mar
with the hunger: =,
'They only had one left. Thanks"'-
TipDincott'S.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
Fooled Insurance Agent.

us this Mr.. Rockford?" said the tai
insurance agent as he slipped quietly into
the office.
Yes, that's my name"
''Mr. Rockford, l represent the Com
mercial Insurance company, and
I'm afraid you've come to the wrong
place"
But 1 understand, sir, that you owl
a large industry on the outskirts of the
city. Am l correct?
Eyes"
land 1 hear that you carry no insur
ance." continued the willy agent.
mo, I don't need insur-"
a large industry should certainly protect
himself from fires. l am in a position
to give you fine rate, Mr.. Rockford
But | don't have any fires"
''You can't tell, Mr.. Rockford. Nc
one knows what tomorrow may bring
A destructive confiagration would wipe
out your immense industry and you
would be penniless. Just think of it, my
friend. You would be penniless. Now, by
taking out a neat policy with me, you car
save yourself thousands upon thousands OF
dollars. Your industry will be safe. Al
for the small amount of insurance
that
'But l don't need insurance. I don't
have any fres,' persisted the proprietor
But your industry may be burning
up right now" replied the agent triumph
antly.
let her burn. It'll be the first time
a stone quarry ever went up IN flames.
Bohemian Magazine.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
The Irritating Soft Answer.

Senator Tillman at a banquet il
Washington, said. in humorous defense
of outspoken and frank methods:
'"These people who always keep calm
fill me with mistrust. Those that never
lose their temper I suspect. He who
wears under abuse an angelic smile is
apt to be a hypocrite.
"An old South Carolina deacon once
said to me, with a chuckle:
keep yo' tempah, son. Don't 20
quarrel with no angry pusson. A soft
answah am allus best. Hits commanded
an, fu'therma', sonny, hit makes ZEN
maddah'n anything else yo' could say -
Washington Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
Sugar and Fruit as Horse Feed.

Grain is not the only food on which
the horse thrives. In Egypt the khe-
dives best mares are fed largely on cur
rants. and these frI1it-fed animals are
nnTed for their endurance and speed.
Figs. during the fig harvest, form The
food of the horses of Smyrna. they
turn to it from oats or hay. The green
ions of the sugar cane are fed to the
horses of the West Indies. and for long
weeks in many parts of Canada wind
fall apples form the horses only. food
Tn Tasmania peaches and in Arabia
dates take the place of hay and oats
corn and bran.-New Orleans Times
Democrat.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
The Real Fakes.

After careful study and impartia
consideration of all the evidence bearlnE
on the subject. the investigating commit
tee reports that, notwithstanding thei
long life and apparent responsibility. the
following are undoubtedly nature fakes
The bull in the china shop.
The wolf at the door.
The fly in the ointment.
The bee in the bonnet.
The flea in the ear.
The rat that was smelled.
The chorus girls lobster.
Pigs in clover.
Horse and horse.
Time flies.
The Welsh rabbit.
The man on lark.-The News Book.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
Nothing Too
Good
For the
American People

BOXES MONTH proving American people recog-
nize, that what is BEST FOR THEM is too good.
Why this enormous patronage7
The answer Is simple: Cascarets cean sweet
mild fragrant harmless but effective little tablets for the treat
ent and of Constipation and all Bowel Troubles They
put in neat little enamel boxes to buy,
Tin vestpocket puse take and of action
always reliable always the they work while you Sleep
and wake you up feeling fine In the morning.
bowels ENTIRE CANAL CLEAN
disease 9th
discharged
disease be taken continuously precautionary
GOOD LAW PURER
and changes formula
We adopted OUR OWN PURE DRUG LAW in
box of the market and lived and worked
under
cascarets STAND
PURITY QUALITY MEDICINAL MERIT
other preparation for Bowel trouble in all the world.
This should be AT
ONCE be healthier and happier Some people have CHRONIC
CONSTIPATION with
1TUAL CONSTIPATION from careeness but nearly
EVERYBODY has OCCASIONAL CONSTIPATION, which,
liable degeneration
forms and suffering perhaps DEATH
cascarets patiently regularly will
troubles
i the Bowels will FINEST PREVENTIVE
and VIII keep all the machinery running in good order
We advise
bowels will
GUARANTY OF satisfaction refunded All druggists 1o
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
.V0TA E. -PINKHAM

M other medicine has been so
,,,nccpossfrI in relieving the suffering
S " women or received SO many gen.
, Vi testimonials as has Lydia E.
p1oi Din Vegetable Compound.
In every community you will find
women M who have been restored to
S %U bv lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
n nt Compound. Almost every
o crrD Vol meet has either been bene-
fred by it, or has friends who have.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at
TTnn Mass, anywomananydaymay
coz the files containing over one mil
i'm i'm one hundred thousand letters
from from women seeking health, and
here are the letters in which they
nnenlv state over their own sigma
t1 I that they were cured by Lydia
T Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
lydia E. Pmkham's Vegetable
Compound has saved many women
from surgical operations.
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is made from roots and
herbs, without drugs, and is whole
some and harmless.
The reason why Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is so
successful is because it contains in
gredients which act directly upon
the feminine organism, restoring it
to a healthy normal condition.
Women who are suffering from
those distressing ills peculiar to their
sex should not lose sight of these
facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
to restore their health.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

The liability of the supreme tent of
an unincorporated fraternal beneficiary
order for injuries received by a candi-
date in the performance of those cere-
monies which generally accompany his
initiation, which are conducted by the
officers of subordinate tent, is sus-
tanned in Thompson VS.. Supreme Tent,
K. M. 1S9 N. Y. 294, 80 N. e. 141, ID
l.. r. A. On. S. 341.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

A call in a deed to a well-known and
long-used pond is held in Patapsco Gu
ano Co. VS.. Bowers White Lumber 60.
IN. O. 50 S. e. 53S, 13 L. r. A. N. 81
31S, to stop at the edge of the pond, and
pot to carry title to the center.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

The fact that an agent is entitled to re re-
tain as his compensation certain per
centage of the fund collected dod f9r ms u
principal is held in Com VS. jacobs 81 81
XIV. L. Rep. 921, 1O4 S., W. $40, Is
L.R.A.N.S) 81, in case ne refuses ~
nav over any of the fund, but uses 1t an
For his own benefit, nor to take the act
o ont of the Re operation Of statute proyid
ing punishment for ar agent who 81 sh b;s
principal which has come into his posses
sion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
A DeIphic Response.

cts hard" said the sentimental land
lady at the dinner table, ''to think that
this poor little lamb should be destroyed
in it's youth, just to cater to our appe-
tites."
eyes" replied the smart boarder,
struggling with his portion, ait is
tough. THE Congregationalist.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
Recent Legal Decisions.

The loss of prospective customers who
might have come to and stopped at a
shop but for the obstruction of the
highway is held, in Hermann VS.. Mil
waukee (Wis.) 113 N. w. 65, ID L. r.
A. On. s. 253, to give to the proprietor
no right to recover damages for such OBJ
struction.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

A statute requiring every person, tlrm,
or corporation desiring to engage in tlsh-
ing for profit in the waters of certain
lake to obtain a license or authority TO
and game, and to pay a specified fee
therefor. is held. in State VS.. Hanlon
lOl1io) 81 N. E. 662, 13 L. r. A. IN. 81
$50. to be valid
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
Provocation.

"Why, Jimmie Is it true that you
gave little Bobbie a black eyer"
''Y-yessum."
What excuse have you for such a
brutal act?"
"W-well; he provoked me-"
How did he provoke your?
HE hit Blacklist. Louis Republic.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

MRS. WTNSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teething; softens the gums, reduces in
fammation. allays pain, cures wind collie. 25
cents a bottle
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

The killing of a man by husband be- De-
cause of the formers criminal intimacy intimacy
with the latter's wife is heio. N suP Pc
Lodge K. P. VS.. Crenshaawo (Ga.) % oon p
r. 62s 10 Ira Ns2 az 2oS 81 mot inst 10 cor or
d dteqbe caused au or supernduced in the vio-
Iuicn Of. or attempt to violate any :
G ro;icY Of insurance on the life of the
person killed.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
skYourpea1er Tor A11en,. Foot-Ease

Ask Your ID ealer for Aliens FOot-Ease
A powder to shake into your shoes. 1t rests
the feet, Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen,
Sore Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating feet
and Ingrowlng Nails. Aliens Foot-Ease
makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all
Druggists and Shoe Stores, Csc. Sample
mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
LIE Row n. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

The electric tramways of the City of
Mexico have been chartered by COM
pany with 81 100000 capital.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

Where one pays draft gray anS ! n 'f tbe
b baef vi that ms forged 6i of ad he at +
1aehed tR Ts Monroe national Bans Il ~
s that he must bear the sm loaT, a Of the
not entitled to recover the amG discounts #
draft from a bank ras # W for collection
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
On the Safe Side.

Henry A. Turner is &c, command m and down
eler whose work taxes I, n,ln Worth 70 recent
the state of Texas. IN VI =
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03
There is NOTHING TOO

GUUU Tor the Am eTica n
people-thats why we started
to make Cascarets Candy
Cathartic. The first box made
its appearance in 1896, and the
enthusiastic endorsement OF
the people has been bestowed
upon CaScarets ever since.
The sale today is at the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

cover ~ under the uniform negotlao e;n,l IN
strrment law, against party WIG b1s nh to
and delivered the l ms [e latter. in filing
third person Where d ede his authority. is
d 4dmal Il 1i2 \. ". s07, Is L,R.A,(N.s9
400.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1908-07-03

Forgery of part of the signa 7 no4s o. p
makers to Joint and 3 severn we - n shaw
10 1teo; Mich l 362. liz n. "; 9o4, II I. A. =
~ \ 40 456 to be no defense against a
bona ide holder by makers whose slsha-
lures We're genuine.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-23
BUD GREY MAKES A HIT
Salt Lake Trick Bike Rider Making
Good on Eastern Vaudeville
Circuit.

Sud Grey. the well-known Salt Lake
trick bicycle rider. who has interested
the cycling fans at the Salt palace on
many occasions. is now in the east. ac-
Cofdius 10 Il letter received here this
week, and Is doing well. With Peters
as riding partner they have a turn"
on the stage, which, it is said. is the
best in the trick bicycle riding now be-
fore tlec public They recently gave
performance in Chicago and their work
wac so good that the managers of the
Majestic circuit signed them up for a
zen weeks contract at a handsome sal
airy This is considered one of the best
circuits in the east and is a part of
the regular Orpheum circuit
since leaving Salt Lake Grey has
given exhibitions throughout the south
ard southeastern states Here is a
press notice given Grey in one of the
eastern papers:
Is the at of Grey and Peters. the
w3ri''s most pleasing bicyclists. at the
Ai.doine. last night. This team is
composed of two OF the best riders of
th9t popular machine in vaudeville.
ard do some wonderful feats. They
seem 90 have the machine under alb
So'Vte control The audience apprecf-
at their work more than usual. Civ
inS them the hcartieSt applause ever
@iTFn 81 act in Washington and they
deserve IL. This act is the talk of the
town today. and viii be remembered
When he Ai"liome closes as one of the
seasons features and VIII be long re-
men nC red i'm WASHINGTON -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-23

spring of last year and fooled away all
OF the spring months before he got him
10 the post. lie started number Of
times and occasionally showed a brief
fash Of speed. hut when his front legs
cot TOO hot he stopped. He always was
played, no matter whom he raced with
and regardless Of his previous defeats
he was taken soIth last winter and
street finally gave him away 10 u col
nrcd trainer. The l3ttrf again got him
to the races and Toboggan made some
81 those nags at the half-mile tracks
look like buggy horses. But MS win
E'fG streak do not last long. and the
Coored nan found himself i'm Gebi. The
other day III feed man made his third
cal Tor the feed bill and in exchange
for the so u owed the Glrky gave the
CO man tse lGr>e. The latter since has
DISPOSED ~ him o. ructber man. To-
Loz@aa was oncc tbc pride Of JameS T.,
* er". md "1"ins us curly CarFc~ won
nearly SiG' 90 fo' ~ "'.r.r 90 colin
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-23
EARLY FOOTBALL
PRACTICE FOR j.
Maddox Will Call His Squad
Together on Sept. 3
at Lagoon.

Coach Joe Maddox of the University
OF Utah returned to Salt Lake this
week, after a summers vacation in the
mountains of eastern Idaho and west
ern Wyoming. Joe no sooner hit the
village than he began to talk football.
Joe says his first work will be To
issue call TO the football squad and
also all the applicants for positions on
the team TO meet AT Lagoon on Sep
TENDER 8. when fall practice will begin.
Arrangements will be made at once
10 take care of the team at this resort
and they viii be given some good pre-
liminary work before school opens.
Maddox says he has a list of about
forty huskies who will be out this fall.
although all Of these men will not be
able 10 report at Lagoon on the date
named.
In speaking OF the outlook this year.
Maddox says he could easily use more
men. especially a few big. robust
Youngsters who have plenty of speed
and who are not afraid to get in and
work for places on the team II looks
as If il viii be the same old story this
year again, a lack of big and heavy
men for the line. There are always
plenty of light men out. but il takes
the poundage along with speed to
make champion football team.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-23
FOOTBALL MEN ARE ACTIVE
Real Practice Begins at Chicago as
Soon as Coach Stage
Returns.

Chicago, Aug. 22.-Drecaor A. A.
Stasg is expected back from Europe
shortly to map out .the fall campaign
for his football team. M early confer
ence viii be held between the head
coach. Assistant Coach De Tray, and
Captain Steffen, although the season
will not open at the Midway until
Sept. 81.
Before he left for the Olympic games
StaSS was not pleased with the pros
poets of the Maroons, and since his de-
parture several Of the men on whom he
was counting to make up the team have
failed To clear their scholastic records.
although they have been attending
classes during the summer term
Tom Kelley who played tackle on the
1906 team. however. has decided To re-
turn TO the line. and viii serve To Offset
the loss sustained in the departure OF
Doseff' the Bulgarian, who made such Il
great showing with only one years cx-
perience.
With Kelley in uniform Stage VIII
nave seven CO. men around whom To
construca team. Steffen, as quarter
back, viii be the veteran pivot. and
lddings will serve to add experience
to the back field. Merriam. fulbacs.
viii return. leaving only one back DO
siucn open. This vacancy. however
may give the Maroon directors trouble
DouSherty, who as member of the
freshman squad last fall was called as
good man as there was Oh the varsity
eleven. has been counted on 20 nl:v the
half position, but there is much doubt
as TO his eligibility. If he plays Stage
in all probability viii have She best
bacak field OF any team since 1905.
(1ThaFNriGn
sophomore. is likely 10 play the nnsi-
ton. Crowley has the physical ideal.
weighing about 135 pounds. ana nos
sessins great speed and stiffness As
freshman fulback last faE nc attractol
much attention. and even more last
spring as a track athlete
Concerning the linesmen Anderson.
center; Kelley, tackle: AMI Worthfne.
guard, will be the only "C"' mon. thus
leaving practically one side Of the line
open. Hoffman, a sub. is expected 20
make the team as a guard or tackle.
and Maddigan. the weight thrower.
may prove worthy guard