The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-04-30
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tlahs mAn's brasn weighs 10 pei cent
more than womAn's Sbe-No doabi
lhs s1cea Is 81 solid matter.
Don't Tou Wisb yoa could bsrs
btea a. aCircr IL shskespesTs ilme'
What a. idea Why, photography
hadn'l even been lbopghs 81
Cheer up. dear. said the poets
vifs. There are flowers beneath The
snou. Yes. he sighed. bul nobody vail
lend me shovel % shovel EN- oul
Tom The average woman seems
10 lead "a aimlem life. Jack Well,
hs hcr misfortune rather than hsF
tAuli that she is unable 10 throw
straight
They cay DC Peysier loves hA wife
deyoe1ly Loves herl Well, be smokes
ali the cigars she gives hmm for a
Christmas present rather than buri her
feelings.
--Do you enioy your new automo-
b - Not much, answered the ner-
yoas man. When il runs am hppre
hensIye, and when !, doesn't ] am an
noyed
Does Mrs. Prmkin approve Of the
iheairef No, answered Miss Cayenne.
II she did, | don't believe she would
enjoy going there nsarly a. mnch ~
she does.
Speak every day tosome one whom
you feel is your superior, urged her
confcasor. Yes, but sDpposing all the
servants have loft' interrupted the So
cieiy woman,
Lazy Lemnel--Talk erbout bray'
eryl amt afraid NV ennything dat
walks. soiled samael-Nei,her am ],
but dat SIM sayin' much A cake uy
soap can't walk
Did you see that fellow pull has
dress suit case out Of the hisleY Yes.
You kicked it, didn't you' Yes, ! did.
meant 10 kick hole IN il, but think
It's filled with bricks.
The wife, severely, why did you
leave your shoes in the yestibule last
night'" The husband, still little
dAsed, "Did !. m'doahf Oh, yesh. ]
supposhed they were my rubbers."
Pearl And you accepted himf
Why, you told me be was a pinheadl
Ruby--Yes, but he turned out to be a
diamond pinhaad Gave me two Of
the prettiest diamond pins you ever
saw.
Moran tossing her head Sure,
Mike said as soon as be laid his eyes on
me that ! wor the purliest colleen IN
the room. Pa, acknowledgement,
darlint, could see that wild me eyes
shut.
Now, said the head Of the firm to
the new clerk, yonder is very com
plete encyclopedia for The use OF our
employees. What do you mean, siri
That you are not expected to know 1t
all.
DO you believe, queried the fond
mother, that a child should be correct.
ed in the presence OF strangers' Ger
,ainly not, erowled the fussy bachelor.
A child should never be in the presence
Of strangers.
--Towne- Skinner declares he
does all he can to further The natural
progress Of all men Browne Yes,
his idea Of natural progress is for sich
men 10 get richer aud poor men TO
get poorer.
Dad, piped Freddy, What is il
now' asked the elder Freddy impa
iienily, ! just wanted to know, said
the youngster, how many years differ
enee there is between green old age
and ripe old age.
II wonder why il takes pay day so
long 10 come around, growled the first
clerk. II really doesn't, replied the
other. II only seems long when you're
short. and The shorter you are the
longer il seems.
All my friends say made mis-.
take in marrying youl cried the shrew'
ish beauty. We were never meant for
each other, for you're just as different
from me as you can be. All reiortcd
her husband. you nAtter me.
Here, You, growlcd the cranky
man in the reading room, you've been
snoring horribly ughl Heyi gurgled
the drowsy one. lfycu only kept your
mouth shut, wen, on the cranky one,
You wouldn't make 30 much noise.
Neither would you, replied the other,
-Finuiek No, ! don't like him. For
Que thing, don't think he has any
mental balance. Siunick-whaif Why,
that's his strong point It's The only
point hc has. finniek What do you
meant sinulck - he imagines he has
thousands "a be credit ii bank.
You can't imagine, said the must
cal young woman, how distressing i is
when q singer realizes thai she has los,
her voice. perhspe not, replied the
plain man, bal I've sol fair idea bow
distressing il i when she doesn't rea'
liEe H.
Miss Sharpe -er-Nefn. be stam.