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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
Bulletin.
TOUR TO YELLOWSTONE PARK AND
THE CANADIAN ROCKIES.

In northwestern Wyoming in the heart of the Rocky
Mountains lies of natures richest treasuresthe Yellow
National Park Set apart by Act of Congress for the
enjoyment of mankind is Americas greatest show ground
To visit this Park to nature in variety of majestic
moods. Mammoth hot springs, with mutcoored terraces
cliffs of glass; beautiful lakes mighty falls glorious canyons
and geyses of all descriptions found in this wonderful
region.
On August "a personally conducted tour through the
Yellowstone Park to Portland and Seattle returning through
the magnificent Canadian Rocky Mountains will leave the
East by speciaEtran the Pennsylvania Railroad Five
and onehaf days will be spent in the Park day in Port
land day in Vancouver, day at Field B. c. one
day at Laggan Alba, day at Banf and stops will be
made many other points of interest The will
period of twenty two days.
AS an educational trip for either teacher scholar this
tour is especially attractive it section of America
rich scenery and rpee with the marvellous manifestations
of nature.
The rates which will all necessary expenses will
be $246 from New York. $24320 from Philadelphia $24 20
from Washington and Baltimore $23080 from Pittsburgh
and proportionate from other points.
Preliminary leaflets may be obtained of Agents, and
detailed itineraries will be ready for distribution shortly
desiring avail themselves Of this opportunity to
visit the Park of the Nation should make application
Pullman space early, the party will be limited. Make
application through local Ticket Agent address Geo W.
Boyd, General Passenger Agent Broad Street Station,
Philadelphia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
SOUVENIR FANATICS.
Nothing 10 Safe From Those Afflicted
With the Craze.

Nothing is Safe From Those Afflicted
With the Craze.
In these enlightened days anything
from the limb of tree to table nap
kin is liable to be carried away as
souvenir.
A western girl with well defined
case of the souvenir habit, sojourning
In New York, was dining at fashion
able cafe and. being prepossessed In
favor Of the cunning pewter cream
pots with which the tables were sup
piled, calmly carried one away In her
muff. Can you imagine her self valua-
ton when upon examining her prize
later on she discovered carved across
the bottom, 'Stolen from M.'sT'
A Pittsburg bachelor, wandering into
a. restaurant, came upon friend Just
seating himself with two ladies'. The
bachelor was invited to join the party,
did so, and at the end Of the luncheon
insisted upon paying the costs. The
bill being wrong, he went to the CASH
ier's desk to personally adjust the dis.
crepancy, where he was informed that
the extra charges were for spoons
which the ladies had put In their hand
bags. And that was the first time he
had ever met them!
Upon the occasion Of the presenta-
ton Of handsome silver service by
one Of the United States to battle
ship which was being christened in
her honor an elaborate banquet was
served aboard ship, at which the serv-
Ice was used. Society came en- masse
from the town near which they were
anchored, and after the function was
over there were not enough forks and
spoons with which to lay the tables
And yet these souvenir fanatics would
draw their moral skirts aside for fear
Of contamination with a real thief
Bertha Reynolds Macdonald In Bohe-
milan Magazine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
MEXICAN P0LITENESS.
In the State Of Michoacan ChivaIry IL
Compulsory.

In the State Of Michoacan chivalry 10
Compulsory.
III any man opines that the days OF
chivalry and the true knight Grant
spirit have gone forever, let him start
forthwith ON far southwark journey,
not halt his steps until he brings up
In the town Of Morelia. which is the
capital Of the Mexican state OF
Michoacan." remarked travelling
man.
Having arrived In Morelia. he will
ut once see that the ehivalrous spirit
still survives. l was down there not
long ago, and the gallantry of the men
and their extreme readiness to extend
courtesies to the fair sex pleased and
surprised me. When noticed the
alacrity with which the native males
jumped up on the crowded street car
to offer their seats to the first senorita
that entered. thought to myself how
much more gentlemanly are these
Mexicans than many Of my own coun-
trymen. They do not wait to see II
some other man Is going to get up. but
each tries to beat the other In cour.
teously proffering his seat to the lady.
II spoke about the matter to the pro-
prietor Of the hotel and Immediately
be began to laugh.
the innkeeper. that the governor Of
our state issued a decree that II any
man keep his seat In q street car.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

A Hungarian laborer at work ON the
tracks OF the l.ackawanna railroad,
was crossing the tracks carrying bag
of cement, when the Buffalo express,
eastbound, came along. The man did
not see OF hear the train until it was
almost upon him, when he jumped to
one side. The engine struck his hand
and he trlpped and fell. The engine
CT thought he had either killed or in
jured him badly and stopped his train.
Though the Hun was not seriously
hurt, he was so unnerved he stopped
work for the rest OF the day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
ha Didn't Cara.

A Georgia man tells of the meeting
Of negro literary society" in that
state. During the consideration of the
business part of the clubs programme
some one had proposed that the reg
ular time Of meeting be changed from
Tuesday to Friday, and this PROPOSE
ton provoked much disputation. Final
ly, the president Of the society be-
Ing appealed to for his opinion. that
official declared with much gravity:
"Membahs Of de s'ciety. pussonally,
now. pussonally, l don care which
night de s'ciety meets. but TO myself
l prefers Tuesday."-St Paul Pioneer
Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
Fish Food and National Greatness.

There is not the smallest reason to
suppose that meat eating nation
would be superior either In intellect or
physique to fish eating one. We as
a race were never stronger than when
we fed on fish to such an extent that
the careful guardian Of the newly en-
tered apprentice commonly inserted a
clause In his indentures stipulating
that he was not to be required to eat
salmon more than three days week.
London Globe
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Every little while we hear of stock
being killed in tAe pasture during a
thunder storm by being struck by
lightning, communicated from wire
fences. This danger can be entirely
eliminated by attixing wire to one
post IN every twelve OF fifteen, in such
manner that one end will be well
buried in the earth, while the other has
contact with each strand of wire on the
post. This affords a perfect ground
by which the electrical charge passe S
harmlessly to the earth.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

The miner who fell 900 feet and
landed on dead mule is still alive,
and thankful OF course, but such a man
would probably have survived if he
had fallen on marble statue, there is
nothing soft about mule parti-
cularly his hind feet.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

The Miss Elkins who is in Rome
and making such a sensation is not the
prospective ducal bride, but sweet
and beautiful Philadelphia girl. But
we are not throwing any bricks at
West Virginia girls.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

What will the old Gold Democrats
do nowa They will do what they did
eight and twelve years ago--vote for
the Republican candidates. The men
who made Grover Cleaveland President
upon two occasions will not abandon
the principles that Jefferson and Jack
son stood for, and follow the lead of a
man who is simply masquerading as a
Democrat
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Down in Vineland, N. :, there are
twin sisters who look so much alike that
they cannot tell themselves apart and
are afraid to go in to dark room to-
gether for fear they cant determine
their identity when they emerge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Mr.. Bryan says if elected he will
never again be candidate for Presi-
dent. What many Democrats would
like to hear from him is declara-
ton that he will not again be a can
didate, whether elected or defeated.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
Timely and Valuable Suggestions.

Many people, especially women who
lead closely confined domestic lives,
suffer from what in general terms is
called nervousness" Among all
forms Of treatment none has even APP
preached in success the intelligent use
OF DIR. David Kennedy's Favorite Rem
edy Of Rondout, N Y, which promo
ties an easy and natural action Of the
digestive organs and imparts tone to
the nervous system.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Dr. Osler has thought it all over and
has set the chloroiorming age ten years
ahead Even then he may change his
mind. He finds a man can be very
risky at sixty
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

The prettiest baby in Pennsylvania
got ten dollar prize, that comes
pretty near being an insult Such
baby ought to he worth million doll
ars at least.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

There are some queer things about
the law. Steve Adams once confessed
to murder, but on trial he refused to
admit it and it could not be produced
against him. So he was acquitted-not
guilty. But he won't do it again.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Every day the list of trained nurses
is depleted by the wedding bells Pref
ty soon no man will think Of marrying
other than white CARRIED angel Of mer-
cy and the training schools will be filled
to Overlooking.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
Heart Strength

Heart strength. or Heart Weakness. means Nerve
Strength. or Nerve Weakness-nothing more. Pos
ftiyey not one weak heart In a hundred Is, in it.
self, actually diseased. 1t is almost always
hidden tiny irtle nerve that really is all at fault
isy naeds and must Rave more neer ,nre
stability, more controlling. more governing
strength. Without that the Heart must continue
to fall and the stomach and kidneys also have
these same controlling nerves.
This clearly explains why as medicine. DR..
Shops Restorative has In the past done so much
for weak and ailing Hearts DR.. Shoop first sought
the cause OF all this painful. palpitatng suffocat
ing heart distress Dr. Shops Restorative--this
popular prescription-is alone directed to these
weak and wasting nerve centers. 1t builds:
It strengthens: 1t offers real genuine heart help,
II you would have strong Hearts. strong di.
gestion strengthen these nerves - re-establish
them IA nseded with
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

The world and all in it are supposed
to be getting better and wiser every
day. But next November the usual
number of fools will be doing all sorts
OF ridiculous stunts to pay election
bets.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

In Washington, d. c., an edict has
gone forth that neither firemen nor po-
licemen shall wear false teeth. That
is hard lines. Some reforms go too far.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

New York is to have the largest and
finest penitentiary in the world and is
Boosting Of it 1t needs such an insti-
tuition badly and it needs to put a lot
OF people in il who are now at liberty.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

The country fire losses for the Four
til OF July are placed at $53s,435, dead
7e, injured ago beating all records
since 1900.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

A Catawissa man took seventeen eggs
as an antedote for poison and recover
ed The cure must have been almost
as bad as the disease.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Brazil has eight million bags of coffee
on hand, SO that there is no danger of
famine, but it would like to get hold
Of ten dollars per bag just now to use in
other business.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

"What Is necessary when you wish
to beat retreat?" asked an old mill
tary man at Fort Washington.
~ suppose you'd have to retreat
faster than the other fellows" was the
reply that came after some delibera-
on.-Philadelphia Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Jonah lived too soon-fortunately
for him Think what would have been
his situation had modern steamer cut
the whale in two while he was visiting
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

A woman has cured herself OF appen-
dicitis by absolutely fasting for SO days.
That would cure most people of a con-
hrmed habit of living.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Grants grandson goes to the united
States Legislation at Guatemala, that is
starting low enough in the ladder for
any man, there is plenty of room be-
fore he gets to the top.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

A three times divorced woman is to
marry twice divorced man in New
port and all of the eX-wives, ex-husban-
ds and collateral relatives are to be
present.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

If the average flour is as bad as DIR.
Wiley says we can't have reform too
soon. But it is amazing that we have
been SO long finding it out
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Uncle Sam is suing the Jamestown
Exposition for about 5000, 900 on &C
count of money loaned, but he doesn't
expect to get it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Darby comes to the front with a
woman who fought a snake and killed
it. Alas that mother Eve did not
have so much courage.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

The burning to death of a $a,o
bulldog is calamity, especially as there
are SO many men walking around who
aren't worth thirty cents from any point
Of view.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
9 a - TO r. r "A.
p.o,,tba =, Tho Kind You Have Always Bought
s's. "a, &s1HzzIzI

Uncle Sam is fighting the railways
over an alleged overcharge of s.. No
wonder Rockefeller feels authorized to
postpone payment of tina, fine until the
last minute.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Let us be thankful for some time at
least, the knockers have permitted us
to forget what the Panama canal is
going to cost.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Eight men who were Tilted by a
Chicago girl have formed a club
Gratitude has strange ways of manifest
ing itself
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
LICENSE NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that Leon NJ. Napol-
con, will apply at the next regular meeting of
the Board of Excise Commissioners, which
will be held in the Council room, on Tuesday
evening August ith, 1908, at $50 O'Clock Tor
Wholesale Liquor Store and Bottlng Estab-
lishment at No. 30 Church street, in the City
of Lambertville, ,,,,,,,,
City Clerk.
Dated Lambertville, N. j., July 18th, 1908.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Baby wont suffer five minutes with
Group if you apply DIR. Thomas Eclec-
tric Oil at once. 1t acts like magic.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Impure blood runs you down
makes you an easy victim for organic
diseases. Burdock Blood Bltters puri-
fies the blood builds you up.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
TO n z a.
R..,, thu >,Ths Kind You Have Always Bought
' '' :; IRE I&zZ[zzM

Senator Plat says he doesn't care to
live beyond ninety Fifteen years from
now he may change his opinion,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Thaw is tickled to stay in jail all
Summer rather than in an insane asy-
lum. All mercies in this world seem
to be relative.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

All flesh is as grass and many a
fellow is so dry he feels like bale of
hay.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
DIR. Shops
Restorative
S. w. COCHRAN & co.

Winston Churchill is after the Beef
Trust of this country, hut doesn't talk
as if he expected to do much. They
need the beef
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Governor Hughes father announces
that the devil is the greatest enemy Ct
man. This is not new (and it isn't poll
tics), but it is worth keeping constantly
in mind
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

"Doan's Ointment cured me of &C.
zema that had annoyed me long
time. The cure was permanent. Hon
S. w. Matthews, Commissioner labor
Statistics, Augusta, Me.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Piles are easily and quickly checked
with DIR, Shops Magic Ointment. To prove
it will mail small trial box as convincing
test. Simply address DR. Shoop, Racine, Wis
surely would not send it free unless l was
certain that Dr. Shoop's Magic Ointment
would stand the test. Remember it is made
expressly and alone for swollen painful,
bleeding or itching piles, either external or
internal Large jar SOC Sold by s W. Cochran
4 Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Evils that are passed should not b
mourned.-Italian Proverb.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
LICENSE NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that John l.. Reid,
will apply at the next regular meeting OF the
held in the Council room on Tuesday evening
August 4th, 1908 at 7;so o'clock, for Saloon
and Restaurant License at No. IA Church
street, in the City of Lambertyille
JAMES II. REYNOLDS
City Clerk
Dated Lambertvile, N j., July 18th, 1908.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Gettysburg IN 1863 and now mark
lot Of history that is interesting and I'M
portant to this country and the rest Of
the world.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Regulates the bowels, promotes easy
natural movements, cures constipation
Doan's Regulets. Ask your druggist
for them. as cents box.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

II you take gold bullion to the mint
now, you can be paid in drafts on San
Francisco or almost any old place, but
first get your bullion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

Get my Book No. 4 For Women.
1t will give weak women many valuable sug-
gestions Of relief and, with strictly confiden-
tiAl medical advice is entirely free Simply
write DR.. Shoop Racine, Wis, the book No. 4
tells about the Night Cure and how these
healing, antiseptic suppositories can be sue
cessfully applied to correct these weak
nesses Sold by g. W. Cochran 4 Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22

We speak Of blind destiny when it is
we that cannot see.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-22
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF THE
LambertviIIe National Bank

At I.ambertville. in the State of New Jersey,
at the close of business, July l5, 1908.
RESOURCES
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-09-18
Every Democrat Should Vote

The customary neglect of voters on election day would, if repeated this year at the city election on Monday next, result in Taft victory that would be heralded and proclaimed from every stump in the contested states. To elect Capt. Frank P. O'Brien, the excellent nominee of the democratic party, and his associates on the ticket a large democratic vote is needed Dr. Master son, the republican nominee, is con- ducting an active campaign, and his election would transfer in a wide coun- try thousands of votes to Taft
 Besides, too, every voter should go to the polls in order to cast vote for the proposed issue of school bonds. The city is sadly deficient in school accommodations, and the proposed bond issue would simply bring it up to the level Of nelghbor1ng cities. A city that does not provide means for educating its children is simply out of date, and Birmingham cannot afford to rest under that imputation any longer Shortsighted and extremely selfish per- sons will vote against the bond issue, and it is extremely important that all patriotic citizens who look ahead should go to the the polls on Monday next. Don't forget the day or the urgency of the public business to be transacted on that day.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-09-18
Extensions and Improvements at Ensley

This district has become used to an- nouncements of great constructions in skyscrapers and the like, and it may not at first appreciate the full signifi- canoe and business effects of the new expansion scheme of the Steel corpora tion at Ensley. The expenditure of about $2,000,000 in extensions at Ems ley will, however be felt in every part of the district from the outset, A vast force of men will be employed to make the extensions, and when those exten- sions are installed there will be work for all who need it.
 It shows, too, the interest that the Steel corporation takes in this district While it is pushing to the operative point it's great plant at Gary it does not in any manner neglect or overlook the possibilities of this district. Ems ley, in short, is to be made close rival of Gary in the production of open hearth steel. The chances are very good that in cheapness of steel produc- tion Ensley will outrank Gary, and If it does further and vaster extensions may reasonably be expected here. The Steel corporation will favor the locality in which steel can be turned out at the lower ton cost.
 It is hoped the Steel corporation will as the authorized improvements go on offer this district merchant steel at a reasonable price f. o. b. Birmingham. This together with the opening of the Warrior are the two great needs of the future, and the Steel corporation can grant the one while the government IS inaugurating the other.