The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-10
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DRIFT " O. CD Bx rnlL V. AaMkTR0Nc. The fellow with the least money can always sit around and hand out advice as to how yeu can maks . lot of it.
 An Oklahoma man has been using his mother-in-law's false teeth to grind a great ribertyLwith the chickens.
 A Acertatn,American heiress who mar ried a certain foreign nobleman. has That's what q girl gets for marrying a parrot.
 pray deliver us from an effeminate man. Foot your own horn--uniess you have a chauffeur.
 Five feet, four inches. Is said to be the divine height for a woman; How, ever. tn ere be many much taller and more divinely spare' than that.
 Make a.noise ike a Sunday school picnic.
 It takes all kinds of people to make world. including the stylish woman who rushes into a drugstore. furnbles at her pocketbook and while the clerks are falling over each other waiting on a postage stamp!
 Never look down on the ignorant. Just remember 1t furnishes you chance to show off your knowledge.
 What has become of the old fsshioned preacher who lined out the hymns?
 The only way a woman will forgive her boy for diving into the water Is for him to be a Baptist and have the preacher to souse him under
 Most. everybody Is liberal when it comes to giving advice. but when its a proposition that touches their pocket fish.
 If you see something that no one else sees, or hear sounds that no others hear, that is what it means to go crazy hSSssS HoSstdn sisss Post gSssasii pIsass' write.
 Before. marriage a girl spends most of her time looking for a husband, and ss 6tss aso s spss ssss @ % her yaa e ge oos ing for him, for epdoesn't stay home much. asa rules ess people, to the busy little bee is owing contact with 'em you get stungs
 There wnl be some pretty silly things done By people this year, but 1t will be merely the customary payment of fool election bets.
 An x-bIacksmith is candidate for Governor of Colorado. Strike while the iron is hot. brother, and we can't blame you for administering some sledge- hammer blows against the oppo- sition.
 The North and East are spending about a million a month on Alabama ReacatsSs tS And ans % rss srgn erssy rSsy croa Moa and q dash of crushed ice these line mornings for breakfastl eopHs 1i iS aSsS the sss fS ssats fin the UniontGar rF .e s7
 lsy.s ,s-.sst~s ,4T .s4 ss- , The end-seat hogs like the poor, Is always with us. Aunt Hetty Green recently gave a dinner costing s2o a plate; The old lady has been ntserly all her life. put money like water What good is money, anyhow, If you can't spend it. Pass the wtne-hst)..
 A scientist says that every woman has ten distinct personalities True, enough, and when she goes out shop ping. she usually tries to sratity all ten of 'em.
 A man at twshtysSve expects to set the world on ire" says The Montgom- cry Advertiser. True enough Indeed, 1t never seems to dawn upon him that the world is mostly abestos until he gets along about three times twenty ive.-Washington Herald. The Birmingham Age Herald sa gs Is 'to choke to death on rose-buds.
 Not down this way. If we must die by ch oixing, let 1t be on delicious red- head strawberries, dripping with rich Jersey cream and served to us by one of Montgomery's famous Blue Eyed Blondes in a cool peek k-a-boo waistl reading joke yesterday swallowed her chewing gum. Now hor friends call her "the stuck-up thing" How long does a dream last7'; in- auies a Genman scientist. Ask W. J. Bryan. E.t
 Miss Summer Grill .' Miss Summer Girl~-
 You're here again, <
 By seaside, or g
 Through country lane;
 You are the same Sweet, glorious thing
 Who broke my heart
 And kept my ring.
 You wear the same
 Sweet peek-a-boo zt
 That half conceais
 The ribbons blue
 nv heart