The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-11-27
sUNFloWER PHILOSOPHY.

Home is the place where we show
our sore spots
How very soon Young doctor ac
quires wise look.
Everyone should like HIS kin. but
everyone does not.
A fool soon finds out that he can
make big noise.
A man who has fshed much can
readily detect lie In fish story.
There Is no more expensive luxury
In the world than getting even.
There is entirely too much remedy
In this country that is not applied
There is only one thing people like
that is good for them-a good nights
sleep.
A woman ought TO be pretty TO con.
sole her for being a woman al all.
The weeping at a wedding is never
as real as that which sometimes
comes afterward
An Atchison bride has her husband
so well trained that the first one home
gets supper
When a man finds nice old fash
Toned well he also finds that not long
ago cat fell in It,
A man and woman can argue pleas
antly until they marry each other, and
then they can't.
When barber steps out OF his shop
moment customer always comes
n.
The notion that II is only possible
10 sin or act foolish in saloon is a
serious mistake.
Some girls CAD so much that they
get homesick when they have to stay
at home.
No man likes the idea that when
his wife prays for greater patience
she is thinking OF him.
You can't please everybody. and II
YOU work on newspaper II is still
worse. You can't please anybody.
We sometimes think the poor need
to be taught gratitude more than the
rich need TO be taught generosity.
II woman wants welcome when
she gets home. she should leave her
husband with the baby when she goes.
Look yourself over candidly and
honestly and you will be surprised at
the great amount Of time you devote
TO foolishness.
IL is every mothers opinion that
her husband, in a desire TO correct
their sons bad habits should first cor
rect his own.
When a farmer comes TO town with
a young colt following an old mare he
is as proud of 1t as woman is OF
baby.
A widower with seven children
stands better show matrimonially
than a spin with beauty. family, char
acter and money.
Nearly every man imagines, when
he comes into possession OF an old
and battered coin. that he has a gold
mine.
A mothers idea of as good luck as
any one can ask for is TO occasionally
find pair of stockings in the pile
that doesn't need darning.
Every bride and groom should have
their picture taken together: IL will
afford such sport for their grandchil-
dren.
Paste this on the lid OF your trunk:
Your friends are not as anxious TO
have you come and see them as you
think they are.
The harder the times the greater
the number of schemers. and the more
they lie about the opportunities they
offer TO make you rich.
When a man is running for Office
every one in the town gets in on
treat but his wife. And when he is
defeated she is the one who hears all
the grumbling about IL.
The friends OF every married couple
are divided in two lots: Those who
wonder how he ever happened TO mar
~ her and those who cant understand
why she ever married him.
For a few weeks after his wife's
death a widower looks at women with
the Indifference and lack OF interest
that characteriZes a sick man. But
how soon he gets over II,
The women are learning more about
business matters every day. but the
men are not taking any more interest
in cooking. IL seems that in the course
of a few vars the women will have
everything TO do.
Whenever a woman says something
rejecting upon the men the other
women laugh, but when a man says
something discreditable to woman
the other men resent It,
IL one man starts to pay his debts II
nuts a row of men half mile long In
motion. each one starting to pay his.
II may be that you are the man In the
row that has stopped the motion; II
you owe any one, pay him.-Atchison
(Kan.) Globe.