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Hodestown.

Miss Lily Shreves is visiting rela-
tives in Philadelphia.
Miss Sadie Fanton returned from
trip to Baltimore few day ago.
Mr.. Harold Littleton is home from
his vacation in the Northern cities.
Miss Evelyn Hickman is spending
several weeks in Washington, ID. q.
Miss Eva Gardiner is home from a
pleasant visit to friends in Richmond.
Miss Mary Murray, of Selbyvillee,
DEL, is visiting relatives at this
place.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Bloxom and
MIR. w. T. Bundick returned from
Baltimore this week.
Mr.. s. G. Hickman, of late in Johns
HOPKINS Hospital for treatment OF
his eyes, returned home last week.
Mr.. Tom Long, of Seaford, Del,
visited his parents, Mr.. and Mrs,
VIM. l.. Long, of this place, last
week.
Messrs. w. J. Singleton, R. s.
Mason, W. L. Bundick, Floyd Lewis
Roland Bundick and L. O. Mears ex
pect to attend the General Assocla
ton in Richmond this week.
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Wachapreague'

Mrs. Frank Burton is visiting on
Cbincoteague this week.
On the sick list this week are little
Dinwood Mears, Dorothy Fosque and
Miss Melissa Hutchinson.
Miss Hattie Johnson left Friday for
Baltimore to take course in the Pea
body Conservatory OF music
Mr.. w. P. Goffigon is at Salisbury
this week in the interest of his firm,
the N. Y. Mutual Life Insurance Co.
Mrs. Fl. w. Davis and son, of Acco-
mac, are visiting friends in town
while Rev. Mr.. Davis is attending
conference in Norfolk.
Rev. Otto 8. Wright is attending
conference this week 1t is the de-
sire of his many friends that he be
returned to serve them longer.
DIR. John w. Kellam has sold his
medical outfit, good will, household
furniture, &C., to DR.. White, OF Nor
folk, and proposes to spend the Win
ter in Texas.
Mr.. James H. Richardson, former
citizen, now a prominent commission
merchant of New York, was home on
short visit to relatives and ole
friends last week.
The w. G. T. U. will observe the
State Red Letter day on Sunday IN
the M. E. Church, South, by recit a.
tions and music. The public is cor
daily invited to be in attendance.
Our town was saddened "Wednesday
morning by the death of Gladys May
Hope, daughter of Collie s. and Min
ME Hope, aged IL years. She hat
been in bad health for some time Du
seemed to be better and went tx
church on Sunday. She was brlgh
and interesting young girl and Liked
by all that knew her.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14
The Confederate Bazaar and Carnival.

The Confederate bazaar and carni-
val. held under the auspices OF the
jefferson Davis Chapter. U. ID. o., at
Accomac G. H., last week was bril-
liant success in the attendance, IN its
attractive social features, in The hne
display of chrysanthemnms, in the
entertainments given every night ana
in various other ways. as well az IN
the financial results. the net proceeds,
being over $4,000. The success OF
the entertainments was largely due
TO assistance rendered by Mrs. ID. j.
Titlow, Of Onancock, and of Mrs. DIR.
Burleigh Keliam and little daughter.
Mary, of Cape Charles, and We voice
the sentiment of the "Chapter' IN
extending hearty thanks to them for
their valuable services. The prizes
awarded we're as follows:
! Best collection OF large blooms
Mrs G.. w. Jacob, Craddockville..
Largest collection of different kinds
of blooms-Mr. P. w. Savage, Cape
Charles.
Best collection of white varieties =
Mrs. G.. w. Jacob.
Best single white bloom-Mrs. q.
w. Jacob.
Best collection of pink blooms
Mrs. G. w Jacob.
Best single pink bloom Miss Mar
garet Lilliston.
Best collection of yellow varieties
Mrs. Frank Savage, Cape Charles.
Best single yellow bloom-Mrs' u.
W. Jacob,
Best collection of bronze varieties
Miss Margaret Lilliston.
Fest single bronze bloom-Mrs. b.
T. Gunter. Accomac.
Best collection of red varieties
Mrs. G.. w. Jacob.
Special prizes-Mrs. Thos. w. Black
stone, Accomac; Mrs. William
Broughton, Onley; Mrs. B. T. Gun
ter, Accomac; Mrs. George Powell,
Onancock; Mrs. George Morton, Cape
Charles.
The prizes awarded consisted OF
handsome potted plants and orna-
ments.
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NEIGHBORHOOD NOTES.
Onancock.

Mrs. Warner Ames has returned
from a trip 10 Baltimore
Miss Byzantine Horsey has returned
from trip to Philadelphia.
Miss Carrie Belote, of Horntown, is
quite sick at the home of Mr.. Abel It.
Kelly.
Rev. ]. @. Cornick attended the
Norfolk Convocation, in session In
Eastville, this week.
Rev. ]. H. Terry will preach in the
Baptist Church, Sunday morning, ina
at Savageville in the afternoon.
Mrs. W. D. Lewis, and daughter,
Miss George. were passengers on
MONDAYS steamer for Baltimore.
MIR. and Mrs. r. L. Shield left for
Richmond, Tuesday. While there Mr..
Shield will have his eyes treated by
DR.. Davidson.
Miss Evelyn II. Joynes, Of late the
guest of her cousin, Mrs. E. Thomas
Waters, left for her home in baiti-
more. Tuesday.
Mrs. William Stevenson, after
spending several days with her
father, Mr.. Abel G. Kelly, left for her
home in Norfolk, Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sydney W. Belste
have returned from their wedding
trip and are at home to their friends
at their home on East Main street.
Mrs. Sallie W. Horsey and Miss NJ.
Louise Trader, of Oak Hall, who have
been guests at the home Of DR.. E. X.
Leatherbury, have returned home.
Mrs. Joseph L. Cahall, who has
been visiting her mother, Mrs. b. n.
Powell, at Sans Souci, returned to her
home in Georgetown, Del, Saturday
Mr.. w. T. Hyslup. of Portsmouth
Va, registered pharmacist, has been
engaged by Mr.. G. l.. Geiger & Co..
and can be found at their Onancocs
| store.
Mrs. Virginia N. Roberts, who has
been visiting her daughter, Mrs. lhr
Up. l.. Hopkins, at Beechlawn, for the
past three months. left for her nome
in Winston-Salem, N. O., Thursday.
Among those who attended the con
ference of the M. E. Church, South
| in session i'm Norfolk this week were
Rev. and Mrs. J. w. Stiff, Mr.. Abe
IG. Kelly, Miss Hattie Kelly, Mis-
Hattie Parks.
On account of Bishop fuckers visi
TO st. Georges Church, Pungoteague
Sunday morning, there will be M
In o'clock service in Holy Trinity
Church. Onancock. Service will b'
held at 1880 p. m, and Bishop Tucke'
will preach.
The Schooner Sophia A. Durham
Capt. Chandler, from North Carolina
with shingles and heart lumber TO
Messrs. Hopkins & Bro, went ashore
on Occahannock bar in the storm o
Wednesday night last. She has beer
fioated and is now in port. The decl
load was washed off, but much OF l
will be saved, the westerly wind hav
ling carried it to the beach. The yes
sci was not seriously damaged.
The sale of the racing and farm
stock Tuesday, by Mr.. Upshur q
Sturgis at his residence, attracted
quite a crowd. Among the sales wa
| Darktown Belle, to w. d. Taylor TO
$4,000; Captain Duff, to Roy u
| White, 1925 90; Monticello, to Phil I
Milliner, $4,000; Belle Morrell, t.
Jno. It. Mason, S163 90; Filly, TO O. A
Gibbons, $l66 90; Dreamer Girl, hal
sister to Lamp Girl AID Gold Bur, t.
W arner Ames $4,000. She was after
wards bought back by Mr.. sturgis TO
$500. 90.
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PeyeIs Island Club Stock.

By order of the Board of Directors
of the Revels Island Club of Accomac
county, Va, the undersigned will sell
at public auction at No. 800 Peoples
Bank Building, Pittsburg, Pa on
Saturday the 18th day of November
1908, at II O'Clock a. M, ten forfeited
SD ares of stock of said Club standing
in the names of delinquent members,
as represented by certificates Nos. o4
duplicate, So, II triplicate, Oh, 5l1, DIG
and $40, to satisfy unpaid dues ana
assessments upon said stock, as pro,
vided for in the Virginia Code, and
pursuant to the bylaws of the cor
noration. E. NJ. O'NeD,
& NJ Shields. President.
Secret Try.
]. NJ. Askin & Co. ,Auctioneers.
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Distressing and Fatal Accident.

David Crockett, aged Is years, son
of Capt. Jno. Crockett, of Sluthkill
Neck, was fatally shot by the acct
dental discharge of his gun Wednes-
day. He was cunning for ducks near
the mouth of OnancOck Greek, and at
the time of the accident his gun was
resting in the skiff behind him. On
reaching for it, with the muzzle to-
ward his body, it was discharged, the
load entering at his wrist and follow
ing the arm to the shoulder. AFTER
ries were severed, and amputation was
soon found to be the only hope. His
father started with him for Salisbury
at once, but he died from loss of blood
soon after his arrival at Tasley sta
ton.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

When the little tot came home from
school she says. mama, the teacher
asked me TO-DAY what was "blacker
than a crown" Well dear. what was
your answer? l told her did not
know but thought from papa's look
last night it was the Baltimore Sun"
No matter if you wear black brown
green castor or navy coat, short or
long length, cheap or good quality, we
can suit you. Also childrens' and
Misses coats from S1.50 up.
Davis & Justice,
The home of good shoes.
Wattsville, Va.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

When in need of dry goods we would
be pleased to show you our line, con-
sisiing of Henriettas, poplar cloth,
Blenheim plaids, Venitians &c, and
many with the side bands effects, also
blankets. comforts, trunks. satchels,
carpets, msttings, rugs, oil cloth and
linoleums in rose pattern effects. Large
assortment and low prices for above.
Davis & Justice,
Where quality counts,
Wattsville, Va.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

Write to us for estimates on doors
sash, blinds, stair-rails and all other
kinds of building material, hardware.
paints, &c. Stock large, prices low,
Mr.. r. D. L. Fletcher will be at Acco-
mac Court H. the first day of every
County Court, to receive orders for
the firm.
Cape Charles Ice snd Lumber 90.
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To Taxpayers of Accomac.

This is to give notice, owing to
change in law by last Legislature,
that s per cent instead of B per cent,
as heretofore, will be added to all tax
bills unpaid on December 1st., 1908.
We trust, all who have not paid us,
will settle before that date and save
this percentage.
Ali owing 1907 taxes are requested
to pay same at once, as we are COM
PEELED to make settlement for them.
A. J. Lilliston,
w. H. Pruitt, Jr., Treasurer.
Deputy.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

If you have not purchased your fall
shoes and want to save money In
quality and price give us call and
after you examine our line we Will
leave the results with you.
Davis & Justice,
The home of good shoes,
Wattsville, Va.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

Miss Alexander, violinist, Miss
Maude Highly, soprano soloist and ac-
companist, Miss Edith Hale, reader
and whistler. Each of these ladies is
an artist in her respective line, and
their entertainments always please
the public Hopkins Hall, Parksley,
Va, Tuesday, November II, 1908.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

No home can have too many pic
lures. For a wedding or Christmas
gift is most appropriate, and sure OF
appreciation. You can find them at
Lloyd & Blaine's in prices from 25cts.
tn ten dollars
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

Now is the time to do your Christ
mas shop ping. Nowhere in POGO
moke can you find greater variety
or better values than at Lloyd q
Blaine's, drug and gift store.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14
Ladies' Tailored Suits.

The very newest and nobbiest in
Coat Suits, strictly Manufactured and
specially designed with view to pro-
ducing pleasing effects. Materials
are excellent, styles in harmony with
the latest modes and tailoring as
careful and thorough as though made
to your personal order. Call and
look over our stock and you will be
still more favorably impressed.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

L will be at Wachapreague, Thurs
day night, November 10th and on
Friday morning, Goth. All persons
owing 1907 taxes will please meet me
there and settle same.
A. J. Llliston.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

DON'T forget Tuesday evening, No
vember II, 1908. Lay everything
aside and 60 to Parksley, Va, ,te
witness the concert to be given by
three young ladies. A good attrac-
ton.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

Nor1cE-All persons are hereby
forewarned from cunning, hunting,
trapping or trespassing in any way
ON nv premises, known as Cedar
Gre We, in Wallops Neck, under PEN
atty of prosecution to the full ex-
w, II. Hickman
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

China, cut glass, dinner sets,
Thanksgiving and Christmas displays.
many special values. at Lloyd q
Blaine's drug and gift store, POGO
/ moke City, Md.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

If you enjoy clean, refined show be
sure and hear the Martha Alexander
Recital Go. next Tuesday evening,
November II, at Parksley, Va. These
ladies are fine entertainers.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

A delightful program made up OF
choice vocal and instru mental music,
artistic whistling and elocntionary
recitals, Hopkins Hall, Parksley, Va.
Tuesday evening, November II, 1908.
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Business Notices.

NoTIcE-I will have for sale, the
first of December, 1000 pounds OF
pork, corn fed from 4 to B weeks.
Price cents per pound. Terms cash.
G. w. Turner, Jr.
Exmore, Va.
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For SALE-Grade Poland China, 1
large male and large brood sows, due
TO farrow the first half of December,
all in the best of condition.
r. s. Young,
Onley, Va.
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NoTIcE-Nine head of sheep have
been on my premises since Wedness,,
dav. Sd inst. Owner will please call
for same, pay charges and take away.
II. Lee Lilliston,
Accomac, Va.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

LosT-Alderney, light yellow cow
with brasses on both horns and leather
halter on.
J. H. Ayres
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Call and see Lloyd & Blaine's beau
tifui display of Christmas goods
Pocomoke City.
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WANTED-5OO barrels of corn.
A. J. Lilliston,
Accomac, Va.
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See the guaranteed hosiery (6 pairs
for $780, guaranteed to wear 8
months.
J. 3. Mills.
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stetson hats in all the new shapes
and shades. Soft and stiff.
J. 8. Mills,
Onancock, Va.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1908-11-14

Coat sweaters in all sizes in blue,
white, grey and combination coiors.
J. 8. Mills
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For SALE-A good safe, Office desk /,
and a patented oil tank. Will sell
very reasonable for cash.
Q. A. Harmon,
Exmore, Va.
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For SALE Cheap mare in foal by
Stranger, gentle and kind.
s. @. Nelson,
Accomac, Va.
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For RENr-My two-horse farm stu
ated in Horntown for the year 1903
for cash or share.
VIM. ]. Glib.
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Samples for made-to-measure suits
and overcoats. Perfect fit guaranteed.
J. s. Mills,
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For SALE-Early Jersey Wakefield
cabbage plants.
A. T. Northam,
Tasley, Va.
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Christmas and holiday goods arriv-
ing daily at mil,
Pocomoke, City,
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DICKINSON'S
Great Fall Economy Sale
Ladies' Tailored Suits,
Coats and FurS.
Coats For Everybody.

We can fit the stout figure as well
as the slender. Every garment made
by experts. Fashionable materials,
newest trimmings, most effective
shapes, choicest workmanship and at
prices that are correspondingly at
tractive. Handsome black Goats in
Caracul and Astrachan-all prices.
Rain Coats-rubberized-in silk stripe
and check effects-from $40 to $40.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-02-12
FEW FREAKS IN ARCHITECTURE.
Eccentricity on the Part of Those
Building and Furnishing Houses.

Instances of eccentricity on the part
of those building and furnishing
houses are common enough in every
community. The following instances
of freakishness in that regard may be
cited in illustration of certain phases.
Russian gentleman has erected at
a cost of 5000 rubles on his country
estate at Savinowka, in Podolia, a 16-
room house made entirely of paper.
This house, which was constructed in
New York, is calculated by it's archi-
tect to last longer than would a stone
building. The whole of the furniture,
too, is made from the same material.
In County Westmeath, Ireland, a
house has been built whereof all the
windows are made to resemble in out
line the backs of of easy chairs, being
thus constructed by it's eccentric own
eer to match the backs of a set of
chairs in the dining-room.
In Connecticut a certain land owner.
thinking that the view from his house
lacked church, proceeded to supply
its place by erecting a row of cottages
so designed as to resemble, from his
side, the edifice required. Approached
from the other direction, however, the
sham is at once manifest
Some years ago a man of scientific
attachments, as well as of considerable
means, elected to live in a tree in
suburb of Washington-that is. he en-
joyed his leisure moments in the
branches of the tree itself, where he
had caused to be built a platform
large enough to accommodate easy
chairs and such other furniture as he
desired to make use Of during the day.
At the base of the tree. however,
and surrounding it was built a struc-
ture of brick and stone inclosing the
sleeping apartments of this eccentric
individual. For many years this
unique residence was one of the
sights of the national capital.
One of the oldest houses ever con-
structed was the fruit Of a French
mans inventive fancy This was the
revolving house." a structure actual
ly built upon casters, so to speak, in
order that the occupant might by
means of an ingenious mechanism at
any time roll it about, obtaining what
ever light and air his fancy dictated.
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Rose by Any Other Name.

Men and women work assiduous]y
to become famous, but in their dis
couraged hours they occasionally
think of the quotations: What's in
a name?" and "a rose by any other
name would smell as sweet" Those
who have become famous tell the
strivers there is nothing of satisfac-
ton in it. What is fame7" they ask,
and then again. after some slight.
comes this indignant burst: such is
fame!" 1t is told of an English lady
and her daughter that they passed a
portrait of Washington hanging in an
art gallery. The daughter, looking
intently at the picture asked, "And
who was Washington, mother?"
"Washington-Wash he
was the author of! The Sketch Book,
my childi"
A guide showing visitors about the
home of Shakespeare, in answer to a
roguish inquiry from a wag. thought
Shakespeare was remembered DE
cause he writ somethin'i'
But to combat this, L add:
When a small boy, along with a
dozen camping out" friends, 1 ate
gophers served under the name of
squirrels by the cook; who was a
practical joker. The name in that
case had everything to do with it.
as it often has. In fact, it may be
good judgment to insist there is COZ
siderable in name after all. Young
authors who sell their writings en-
tirely on their merits never could be
induced to believe there is nothing in
name. The famous authors can
palm off gopherss for squirrels a part
of the time, but the beginner must
have squirrel every time. Buyers of
manuscript are unanimous in saying
that merit wins, Independent of name
but a close observer will notice that
the well-known name is, the magic
sesame that opens the purse of the
publisher and points; his decision to
the usual avenues.
Matter of extra merit is always &C
ceptable, no matter by whom 1t is
the average writings, the volume OF
the whole, that demand a name to
market them.
If the rose is; beyond compare it is
as sweet by any other name, but be-
ing no better nor worse than hundreds
of its like; it sells best under the name
of a favorite bloomer. So it is with
writing. To, be writer and enjoy
life one should be cheerfully consti-
tuted to keep on scribbling for the JOY
of it, with success as a secondary con.
sideration.
What is, true. of writer's is true of
other lines. The same law holds good
There is something in name. If you
don't believe it, sign ]. Pierpont Nor
gan's name to a check instead of your
own and note the difference in devel-
OpmentS
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-02-12

Nopyrisnt, lSf, Dy Byron WtluamS) 2
The Happiest Man.
I've bin pluggin' on this road fer al
most eighty years
An hev he'd my share o. joys, o. sum
shine and o. tears,
And one thing I hev noticed most and
often sed to wife:
9TH fellers tibet hez got tn leas.. git
most O. joy frum Life.''
Yew watch it now, young Teller. and
you'll find it allus so:
Inc man that sings the gayest is the
one thet's goin' slowi
Fer when he gifts to climbin' and he has
to work and fret,
He amt no time fer whistHn' er fer
singin', yew kin bet.
OF course I don't pertend T. say the hobo
er tn tramp
Is luckier than them who has-thet amt
my kind o. stamp
But refer t them tibet has no railroads
bonds er gold
A stored away t bother 'em, no stocks t.
sell, er hold!
1 mean TIN man who has enough to keep
the wolf away
Now, that's the Teller, yew kin bet who's
whistlin' best to-day.
He don't have liver Ills ner pains, his
stomach works like grease,
His he'd don't ache tn hull night through
He sleeps tn sleep O. peace!
He does not gouge his neighbor folks err
guide his ship by greed,
He loves his fellow men and lives ac-
cording to his need,
Yew watch it now, young Teller, and
you'll find IT alIus so:
The man that sings the gayest is the
one that's going slow,
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Too. Interesting to Bury.

There is a certain little southern
girl who is very fond of her negro
nanny. The nurses name is Sally,
and she is large woman, so she 10
known as Big Sally. Ethel, however.
calls her "Biggie" for short. One day
her mother took her to a museum,
where. among other things, there were
some stuffed animals. Ethel was
greatly interested, and for many days
she did not tire of talking about them.
Perhaps week later, at the supper
table. after preoccupied silence, she
said:
Mamma, when Biggie dies I'm not
going to have her buried; I'm going to
have her stuffed"
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By the Way.

Among your spring "Don'ts' in
clude one barring you from nistaking
toadstools for mushrooms. Stomach
pumps have not decreased in price
during the recent near panic.
And just think! Underneath all
this slush and water and frost. the
buttercups and the vfolets are await
ing the first call for spring. 1t makes
a man warbly just to think of it.
An Iowa editor admitted the DOS
session of $71. 200, all his, and the tax
assessor is doing as we'll as could be
expected
An excited punster says Thomas
Upton is still thinking about the
American cup, and adds: Thou art
SO near and yacht so far" An ak will
be taken on subscription at this office.
Most Of US worry considerably to-
day over the fun we had yesterday.
fAa only honest quack is a duck.
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