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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

Get my Book No. For Women.
II will give weak women many valuable sug-
gesti6ns of relief and, with strictly coniiden-
tial medical advice is entirely free Simply
write DR. shoop Racine Wis, the book No 1
tells about the Night Cnre and how these
healing, antiseptie suppostories can be sue
cessfully applied to correct these weak
nesses Sold by s " Cochran 4 Go.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08
Dir David Kennedy, Rondout y. Y.

DR. David Kennedy, Rondout Ny.
DEAR SIR;--Some time since was
troubled with blotches coming out on
my breast Of scroiulous character, and
my general system seemed to be out OF
order. / was induced to try bottle Of
DR.. David Kennedys Favorite Remedy
The first bottle drove the eruption
away and feel better every way. 1t is
a splendid blood medicine Henry S.
Eldredge, Rochester, NJ Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

he army is marching its soldiers on
Condensed pill rations. Two pills
are supposed 10 carry man forty miles
without hunger This looks like a
boom for homeopathy. Fit works we
may all live cheaply.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

A New York man insists that when
a woman laughs she means to cry and
that when she cries she ought To laugh.
This is perpleXing because a nun never
knows what To do when woman is in
either of these states.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

a very malicious person writes to us
that Caleb Powers is evidently guilty,
because he is no sooner out of jail than
he condemns himself to Imprisonment
for llte--in fact, he is going to get
married.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08
Piles are easily and quickly checked

Piles are easily and quickly checked
with DIR. Shops Magic Ointment 70 prove
it | will mail II small trial box as a convincing
test Simply address DIR Shoop, Racine, Wis.
| surely would not send il free unless ! was
certain that DIR. Shops Magic Ointment
would stand the test Remember it is made
expressly and alone for swollen painful
bleeding or itching piles, either external OF
internal Large jar soc Sold by $. W Cochran
4 Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08
To Think About.

"She seems like very nice girl
"One whom 1t would be safe to mar
rye
''Oh, no. No girl is safe enough fol
that But she's nice enough to think
about marrying If YOU only know when
to stop."-Life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

| confidently believe that the great
house cleaning Of national and state
procedure, that has been going on loI
some time past and pen etrated into the
very heart Of corporations, will not onl,
throw safeguard around the future
but will eventually, when things are sci
IN order, impress us that we still live IL
the gfaudest age the world has evel
known. Perhaps II IS a fact, OF i, may
appear that the big corporations intend
toget even, but It SO they are ON the
wrong track when they deal with the
public, which Is in no way responsible
They will find II out sooner OF later
and over 1t all will hang tale OF woe
for them when they settle down In
the meantime lei everybody saw wood,
Exchange
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08
Not Very con.olino.

Humorist-The editor makes fun OF
my jokes. Spacer-well. don't see
that you have any kick coming. That's
more than you are able to do.-Chicago
News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

Chicago boasts that there were more
than 5000 marriages in that city in
June. 1t omits to say how many d.
vorces were granted.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08
Too Easy For Him.

'.Sir, want work"
Heres penny. Buy yourself .
newspaper"
"But know nothin' about runnin' q
newspaper" protested Tired Tifins.
who really wanted alms.--Louisville
Iourier-Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

s'Doan's Ointment cured me OF &c
zema that had annoyed me long
time. The cure was permanent. lion
S w. Matthews, Commissioner Labor
Statistics, Augusta, Me.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08
KIDNEY TROUBLE

The Importance of knowing lust what to
do when one has kidney disease or urinary
troubles, is best answered by the following
letter which was recently published in the
Poughkeepsie, N. T., News-Press:
MIILERToN, Duchess Co, n. Y.
''Dr. David Kennedy, Dear Sir For
more than eighteen months was so badl,
afflicted with kidney trouble could scarcely
walka quarter of amile without almost faint
ing. did not gain any until began to use
DIR. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
After using the first bottle noticed de.
eided improvement which continued, and l
know that
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

"What the country needs" says
United States Treasurer Treat, SIS an
initiation of confidence rather than an
initiation OF currency.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

A western judge has decided that
Adam and Eve were married by com
mon law ceremony without witnesses,
and the precedent is good to this day.
He might also have added that Adam
lived to be almost thousand years old
and never got divorce, although his
wife played the worst trick on him in
the history Of the world.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

Great Britains revenues are slump
ing as much as ours for the last quarter.
But King Edward hasn't 60, such fine
surplus as We and has a great deal bigger
debt.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

Impure blood runs you down
makes yon IN easy victim for organic
diseases Burdoek Blood Bltters puri-
fies the blood builds you up.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

Put not your trust in physicians. A
Milwaukee man was told that he had
not "a hours TO live Conscience
made coward OF him and ne remar-
ned the woman from whom he had
been divorced in order 10 save his
children from obloquy. Three days
later he was a well man.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08
A Square Deal

Is assured you when you buy DR.. Pierce
| family medicines-for all the ingredi-
eits entering into them are printed on
the bottle wrappers and their formulas
are attested under Gal tn as being complete
and correct. You know just what you are
paying for and that the ingredients are
gathered from Natures laboratory, being
selected from the most valuable native
medicinal roots found growing in our
American fores q mad while potent 10 cure
are perfectly harmless evan to the most
delicate womes at5chiIdrnS Not drop
4 much 6sftsf aas1I |: asSd totf d 1or eS.
tf4clpg apd, QreselYlQg-fh Wedlcllal
prIQclgles used % lhepa yiz. --Qure trlule.
ree91cd -glycerlne; This agent possesses
being most valuable antiseptic and anti
fnrment, nutrtive and soothing demul-
cent.
Glycerlne plays an important part In
Dr. Perce's Golden Medical Discovery In
the cure Of Indigestion. dyspepsia and
weak stomach, attended by sour risings,
heartburn. foul breath, coated tongue,
poor appetite. gnawing feeling In stom
ach. biliousness and kindred derange
ments Of tho stomach. liver and bowels
Besides curing all the above distressing
ailments. the Golden Medical Discovery ="
Is 4 specific for all diseases OF the mucous
membranes, as catarrh, whether Of the
nasal passages or OF the stomach, bowels
or pelvic organs. Even in its Lucrative
stages 1t will yield to this sovereign rem
cdy If its use be perseyered in. In Chronic
Catarrh of the Nasal passages. it is we'll
while taking the Golden Medical Dis
coVcry" for the necessary constitutional
treatment. to cleanse the passages freely
two or three times IA day with DIR. Sage'S
Catarrh Remedy. This thorough course
Of treatment generally cures the worst
cases.
In coughs and hoarseness caused by bron-
chial. throat and lung affections except con-
sumption in its advanced stages. the Golden
Medical Discovery Is most efficient rem
edy. especially In those obstinate. hang-on
coughs caused by irritation and congestion OF
the bronchial mucous membranes. The "Disa
coyery Is not 50 good for acute coughs aris-
Ing from sudden colds, nor must II be eN-
pected to cure consumption In Its advanced
stages-no medicine will do thai-but for all
the obstinate chronic coughs. which. IL neg
lected. or badly treated. lead up TO Consume
ton 1t Is the best medicine that can be taken.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

A woman lawyer in Chicago has just
received fee Of $4,000 in Will case
A balloon has at last crossed the
Alps Shades Of Napoleon and Han
nibal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

1t is only ten years since the decisive
days OF the Spanish war. 1t seems a
great deal longer than that, and we
have grown tremendously in the mean
time
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

Coal has gone up ten cents ton
tins week. Who cares about that at
present? Next winter We will do all
our kicking and shovelng.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

To thine own self be true. and II
must follow. as the night the day. thou
canst not then be false to any man
Shakespeare.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

They are getting down to old FASH
toned methods OF punishment in the
Petty courts Of New York Bad boys
are spanked by parents in the presence
of three hundred pound policeman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

Delaware promises each man, woman
and child in the state basket of
peaches.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

Baby wont suffer five minutes with
Group II you apply DIR. Thomas Eclec-
tric Oil AT once II acts like magic.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

Hereafter, if you ask for whiskey and
get something else, You know it or
may know it If you look a, the label
on the bottle
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

The poor Indian seems to be getting
nch. The Chippewas, Of Wisconsin,
are small band, but have bank de
posts exceeding million dollars
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

There is some for the man who
wants to drink rum in the south
LOUISIANA has decided not to go dry.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08
Comfortino.

viii my husband live. doctor?"
"Well. madam. IL he doesn't he'll
come mighty close TO it."--Judge
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

He that. blows upon dust oils his
eyes with it.-Danish Proverb
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

William Waldorf Astor has evidently
not given up all hope OF peerage.
He has Just donated another $780, 900
10 Oxford.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08
nIRECroRs.

| Calvin SolIiday, Frank A. Philiips,
| Samuel A. Burns, Geo. l.. Romiue,
y. y. Lear. John =. Holcom be,
George w. Massey. WilmOt Qninby,
| Isaiah r. smith. j. w. Crook,
| william Lnuer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-07-08

CALVIN SOLLTDAY, President
JOHN @ H0LC0ABE, rice President
FRANK A. PHILLIPS Cashler
J s STUDDIF0RD, Asst. Cashier.
WILLIAM T.. WILSON, Teller.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
WORK OF WOMAN.
Wife at Eleventh Hour Think.
Husband Innocent.

Chicago. March Miss Frances
Kingsworth, an artists model, says a
special to the Record-Herald, was led
blindfolded into a room filled with
cadavers and photographed for a pic.
ture to be entitled Asleep With the
Dead" She tainted when the bandage
was removed and her eyes opened on
the gruesome, grinning hulks OF hui
man forms that surrounded her. Her
collapse was followed by hysteria. in
which she screamed and struggled 10
free herself from what seemed her
living tomb until she fell in an uncon.
scious heap on the floor Of the ana.
tonical laboratory. For hours after
her experience. she was in a precari-
Gus condition at the home of physi-
clan, whether she was removed follow.
Ing the scene created as the result Of
the effort TO obtain a photograph that
would eclipse all imaginative horrors
conceived by art. Miss Kingsworth
had previously nerved herself with
waltz with an articulated skeleton. and
the pose OF the same bony remnant of
departed personality upon her lap
and several pictures were taken.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
TEXAS ODD FELLOWS.
They and Rebekahs Hold An
nual Meetings.

Fort Worth, March 2.--Mayor Har-
ris, turned the keys of the city over
TO 1000 Odd Fellows Monday attend.
ing the Texas grand lodge meeting of
the order. Four hundred Rebekahs are
also present The opening exercises
were held at the city hall. After an
invocation by A. Supler, grand chap
lain, responses to Mayor Harris ad-
dress of welcome were delivered by
John A. Martin, Mrs. John A. Mckee,
II. Schwartz, grand master of the or
der, and Mrs. n. L. Kossey. president
of the Rebekah assembly.
Reports submitted show the Odd
Fellows TO have experienced a most
successful year since the last grand
encampment The membership has in
creased 5000. The total enrolment
In Texas is $1,000.
Sixty-four new Rebekah lodges have
been added the past year. with gain
In membership of 1900.
c. B. Lewis Of Ennis succeeds Grand
Master Schwartz as head of the Odd
Fellows grand encampment. The or
der is in most excellent financial con-
dition.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
PROHIBITION DEMOCRATS.
State Campaign Committee Is to Meet
at City Of Dallas.

Fort Worth, March At was given
out here that the state campaign com
mittee OF Prohibition Democrats will
be called to meet at Dallas this week.
o. s. baltimore, a member of the ad-
visory committee. is authority for the
statement. At the Dallas meeting
blank petitions will be drawn up and
sent over the state for signatures. The
petition is addressed TO the Democ-
ratio state executive committee and
will be signed only by Democrats. The
required number of signatures, $4,000,
is expected to be obtained in three
weeks
Awakened by the burning OF his
feet +. s. Perkins discovered his bed
on fire. He gave the alarm. but the
flames gained such headway his
house and two others were destroyed
The blaze originated from. the over
turning of a lamp. Loss is seven
thousand; partially insured.
b. F. Larry, was fined 81 in corpora
ton court for colliding with Mesdames
Irene Barnett and Hattie Beach while
he was driving an automobile. Both
ladies were severely injured. Mrs.
Beach is in a serious condition.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
TOBACCO GROWERS WARNED.
"Trouble Will Come If You Plant a
Crop In 1903"

Lexington, KY, March 2.-w. B.
Hawkins. the man who originated the
tobacco growers movement five years
ago, and was the first president of the
Burley Tobacco association, publishes
in card warning to growers of their
probable fate II they disobey the ulti.
matum of the Equity society on the
crop OF 1908. The substance Of the
warning in part follows:
When your plant bed is scraped
or your barn burned send to Governor
Wilson and he will let you have a bat
TALON OF soldiers and a gatllng gun
to protect your property, and maybe
save you from a whipping. There is
an old saying, I don't care to buy a
lawsuit Do you care to buy trouble
In this way by flying in the face of
public opinion and also In the face OF
determined men. who believe you their
worst enemy, and who will stop at
nothing to right their scDposed
wrongs? The majority has said no
crop in 1908 What will you do. SOW
your beds and begin year of tor.
ment for II will be 365 days Of h
for you, sleepless nights, alarm at
every noise. What are the riders do.
Ing now? Are they only scraping
plant beds, or are they after my barn.
or, oh horrors, are they after my
back with their damnable switches?
Don't hug to yourself a delusoon
and say 1t won't come to me. Hasn't
It come TO the highest?
Flee from the wrath to come for
If you plant tobacco yo are sowing
vhirlwind. Mutterings and mumblings
are heard on all sides, and the out
ragged farmers will not stand perse.
cution always, and say to you that
in my opinion trouble will come to you
If you plant crap in 1908"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
WRITTEN IN TRANCE.
Opinion Is Strong, Both as to the Facts
and the Law

Opinion Is Strong, Both as to the Facts
and the Law
Chattanooga, Tenn, March "A re-
markable story has just come to light
here of an opinion of the supreme
court of Tennessee affirming the death
sentence of Andrew Williams. negro.
in 1870. The opinion was written by
the chief justice of the supreme court
when he was in a sub-conscious condi.
ton. a trance, or in the midst of A
sonambulistio state, and the remark
able thing was that his opinion was
thoroughly sound, both as to the law
and the facts. and is one of the re-
ported opinions, being printed, and an
authority to this day on the technical
law points involved. Justice Nichol.
son was the man who wrote the Opin.
ion, and Peter Turney, RfteTward gov
ernor Of Tennessee, saw him arise
from his bed, write the lengthy docu.
ment and again retire Next day Jus.
tice Nicholson had no recollection of
the incident
The elaborate opinion covered all
the facts, cited numerous court de.
cisions and ended with an affirmation
of the court below Letters from the
late Governor Turney in the possess
sion of one Of Chattanooga's most
prominent attorneys, corroborate the
toreging story.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
INDEPENDENCE
DAY IN TEXAS

Austin, Texas, March To-day
was the seventy-second anniversary
of the singing OF the Texas Declara-
tion of independence, which was first
read under grove of spreading live
oak trees at the village Of Columbia,
on the Brazos river, March 2, 1896.
The anniversary was observed
throughout the State today by the
closing of banks and public offices,
and by memorial exercises under the
auspices of patriotic societies and in
the public schools.
The usual elaborate programme of
exercises was carried out at the Uni
versity Of Texas. The student body,
headed by the college band and with
huge cannon in tow, marched from
the state capitol grounds to the
university campus, where a full salute
was fired. Exercises In the college
auditorium followed, with addresses
by Clarence Ousley of Fort Worth,
Dr. l.. NJ. Keasbey of the university
and others.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
AN ECHO OF THE
PATRICK CASE


New York, March 2-An echo of
the famous Patrick case was heard
in the supreme court today, when
the case OF David l.. Short and Nor
ris Meyers, charged with perjury and
forgery, was called for trial. Short
is charged with having drawn up and
'attested a fraudulent will disposing
of the property of Millionaire Will
liam Marsh Rice of Texas, for whose
alleged murder Albert T. Patrick is
now serving a life term in Sing Sing
Meyers was law clerk in Patricks
office, who witnessed the signature
purporting TO be that of Rice on the
will. The charges have been pend.
ing for seven years, and now for the
first time there is a prospect that
the cases will be finally disposed Of
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT DEPosIrARY
Bryan, Texas.

WITH RECORD OF CONSERVATIVE BANKING
ALONG STRICTLY BUSINESS LINES, INVESTING OUR
FUNDS WITH UTMOST CARE AND MAKING NO
PROMISES OF CREDIT ACCOMMODATIONS BEYOND
OUR ABILITY TO REDEEM
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
ON TRIAL
FOR MURDER

Washington Court House, Ohio,
March 2.-The case of Clarence
Haines charged witn the murder of
his pretty young wife last August,
was called for trial here today Prior
to the crime the couple had not been
living together for some time, Mrs.
Haines and their litile daughter hav-
ing resided at Columbus The day
before the tragedy they moved back
u this city. Haines called at the
house to take their little daughter to
see a circus parade. Becoming in
volved in a dispute with his wife,
Haines drew a revolver and fired
the fatal shot. He then made an un-
successful attempt at suicide. II is
understood that temporary insanity
will be the grounds of defense.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
cURRY's AWFUL CRIME.
Kills wife and sister-In-Lsw. Firing
Nine Loads Into Former.

Bristow, Okla. March lin a fam
lily quarrel John Curry, living south
of Bristow, show and killed his wife
and the wife Of his brother, then fled.
Officers and posse Of citizens start in
pursuit. Curry fired nine loads of
huckshot into his vife's body.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03
SHERIFF PUT NEXT.
Fifty Men Go After Two Negroes, but
They Were Spirited Away.

Livingston, Tex, March FIFTY
men came here on special train Sun
day night from Knox Mills to secure
the two negroes, Tom Miles and John
Adair, charged vita the murder of
Gus Williams on Saturday night.
Sheriff Chapman had. however, been
put next, and was rushing his prison
ers to Lufkin when the mob arrived.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-03-03

Atlanta, March 2.-George Law.
horn tried twice to hang himself in
Jail. He is charged with carrying con.
/ cealed weapons.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-06-23
zn0nnu1n1ul
MSaE
A Breakfast In Siberia.

i spent two weeks In the hut Of a
Siberian savage prisoner to the black
frost" said an explorer. "Shall ever
forget those two weeks? No, no! a
Siberian breakfast comes to my mind.
We took 1t lying on our stomachs round
a kind Of pie board, which was our ta-
bic. The first dish was frozen weeds
dipped in seal oil and served with
large chunks Of fresh blubber. The
second dish was raw walrus. The
third dish was walrus hide, an inch
thick and hairy. You swallowed it
whole, for it was too tough to chew.
Dinner was breakfast over again plus
a hot meat, seal or reindeer, after the
hide course. Supper consisted Of cold
blubber and cold hide served with seal
oil. Don't wrinkle your nose and shud-
der. In that intense cold, the ther-
mometer never above 40 degrees below
zero, I liked that greasy food. You
should have seen me munching away
at great soft yellow balls Of fat sim
liar to duck fat"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-06-23
A Bankers Generosity.

One day Humboldt was dining with
Mendelssohn, the banker, and, an un-
usual thing for him, was very silent.
His host, remarking it, observed to
Humboldt that be was sure he must
he i'll. @
NO." said Humboldt, "but I am in
great trouble. Only ten minutes be-
fore leaving my apartment to come
here I received from my landlord a
note informing me that he had sold the
house in which reside and that I
must move. The very thought drives
me to despair. l really cannot bear to
move again."
Mendelssohn gradually led Humboldt
into conversation, during which he
found time to write note and receive
an answer to it. He then took Hum
boldt aside and said: "By this note I
learn that I am now the owner Of the
house in which you reside. The condi-
ton, however, upon which I have be-
come Its possessor is that you continue
to occupy your apartment in it as long
as you live"