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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
Got Even With Dickens.

When Charles Dickens was in Wash.
ington he met one morning on the
steps Of the capitol a young congress
man from Tennessee whom the grea,
novelist had offended by his bluntness
That morning Dickens was in grea,
good humor. II have" said he, 'found
an almost exact counterpart of Little
Nell"
Little Nell whoT' queried the Ten
nesSeean.
Dickens looked him all over from
head to foot and from foot to head be
fore he answered, my Little Nell,
"Oh," said the Tennesseean, II didn'
know you had your daughter with
you!"
II am speaking of the Little Nell OF
my story, The Old Curiosity Shop,
SIR" retorted Dickens, flushing.
"Oh,' said the imperturbable Ten
nesseean, you write novels, do youi
Don't you consider that rather tri.
fling occupation for a grownup man?"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
Same, but More of Il.

Sitting in Broadway restaurant the
other evening were two young women
who had not met for four years. One
Of them had. grown stout and the other
had admitted that she wouldn't have
recognized her old friend under ordi.
nary circumstances. They sat silently
looking at each other for a moment
when the heavyweight inquired:
"What are you thinking about7'
II was just trying to see whether
your expression is the same as it use6
to be-. said her friend.
"Just the same" the girl with the
avoirdupois declared. "Only more OF
it"--New York Globe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
Tenure of Office Act.

The tenure of Office act, passed by
congress in February, 1867, during its
bitter fight with President Andrew
Johnson, was a bill limiting the pow
ers Of the president in removals from
office. Among other things it took
from the president the power to re.
move members of his cabinet except
by permission Of the senate, declaring
that they should hold Office "for and
during the term of the president by
whom they may have been appointed
and for one month thereafter, subject
to removal by and with the consent Of
the. senate" The president vetoed the
bill, but it was passed over his Veto
New York American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
MANY LIVES SAVED

And Scores Of Them Right in Bis
marck
Kidney Ills develop quickly.
Only a little backache at first.
Neglect the ache, other troubles fol-
low
Urinary disorders, diabetes, Bright's
disease.
Doan's Kidney Pills save many
lives.
Cure kidney ills before too late.
Bismarck people endorse them.
"A. T. Stewart, living on Broadway,
Bismarck, N. D., says:
a II suffered for a number of years
with pains in the small of my back,
which radiated throughout my body at
times. My kidneys were irregular in
discomfort. Whenever stopped over.
action and at times were so frequent
as to keep me in constant state OF
sharp pains would catch me across
the region Of my kidneys and at such
times endured the most intense mis-
cry. tried nearly all the remedies 1
heard about but found no relief until
Doan's Kidney Pills were brought to
my attention, and a box procured at
the Lenhart Drug Co. It only took a
short time before I felt a decided
change for the better in my condition,
SO I continued their use and received
complete cure"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Millburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Nnited
States.
Remember the name 80 Doan's-
and take no other.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
&, (First Publication April 20, 19OS.)
Notice Of Foreclosure Of Mortgage by
Advertisement,

'SSs'SS " VI SStooNtS VI MoF1Sd9e ny
Advertisement. Ia.
Notice is hereby given that that
certain mortgage, executed and deliv.
cred by Bertha F! Potter and A. S.
Potter, wife and husband, mortgag-
ors, to Movius Land and Loan com.
pany, corporation, mortgage, and
filed for record in the office of the
register of deeds in and for the coun-
tv of Burleigh and state of North la.
kota, on the 23d day of April, A. D.
1906, and recorded in Book '"43" of
Mortgages, at page 534, will be fore
closed by sale of the premises in
such mortgage and hereinafter de
scribed, at the front door of the court
house in the city of Bismarck, in the
county of Burleigh and State of North
Dakota, at the hour of 2 o'clock D. m.
on the 18th day of June, 1908, to salts
~ the amount due upon such mort
gage on the day of sale.
The premises described in such
mortgage and which will be sold to
satisfy the same are described as
follows, to-wit: The west half (wh)
OF section nineteen (19) in township
one hundred thirty-nine (139) north
of range seventy-nine (79) west of
the 9Th p. m.
There will be due upon such mort
gage at the date of sale the sun. of
three hundred and nine and 76-100
dollars, principal and interest, the
said mortgage having elected to and
having declared the whole of the debt
secured by such mortgage to be due
upon default having been made in the
payment Of the installments of sixty
dollars due on the 9th day of April.
1907, and of sixty dollars due on the
9th day of April, 1908, together with
the further sum of one hundred and
fifty-five and 72-100 dollars due to the
said mortgage for sums paid for and
as interest upon certain mortgage
Lien upon said lands prior to the
mortgage herein mentioned, which the
said mortgage herein described au-
thorized this mortgage to pay in case
of the said mortgagors making de-
fault therein, making in all the sum
of three hundred and sixty-four and
46-100 dollars.
The said mortgage has duly exc
cuted and delivered to w. I. Irvine of
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
Women Should Not Receive
Same Education as Men.

By Professor RUDOLF Tor1Bo
He great underlying fault of all American
L INABILITY OF AMERICANS TO LOOK INTO THE
FUTURE. You that fact schools again
the higher education Of the universities and colleges
Now take instance the education that gets Amer
a Her the various colleges PRACTICALLY THE
SAME those Of the who intend professional life
graduation. In other words SHE is EDUCATED
THE PRESENT and for what she event
ally be-
GODS PURPOSE WAS THAT WOMAN
MOTHER OF CHILDREN AND RIGHT
BUT YET WHAT SCHOOL TEACHES
SHE GETS TRiGoNoMETRY, GEOMETRY A OTHER
SCIENCES WHICH WILL NOT BENEFIT HER IN LEAST,
HER PURPOSE IN LIFE FORGOTTEN
The who studying professions the They
easily affected by the GLAMOUR OF PRACTICE They
practice quickly they successfully pass the entrance
examinations while they ought continue prepare themselves
further in their chosen line.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
An Irish Tale,

One day an Irishman, having put his
hat upon a gate post by which he lay
down to sleep, sprang up at midnight
and, mistaking the object for an en-
envy, dealt it desperate cut with his
scythe. Perceiving his mistake, the
man gave thanks to heaven that he
had taken it off before lying down.
For" said he, "had my head been in
that hat tits ten to one I had laid it
open with my scythe. and tits a dead
man / would have been SEEM mesilf at
this minute!'-London Captain.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
Not Far to Go

The reporter hurried up to the scene
Of the accident. A workman engaged
on some scaffolding had missed his
footing and had fallen many feet into
the street below. Then the reporter
went off to interview the unfortunate
man, who luckily had escaped with a
very severe shaking and few nasty
bruises. and asked sympathetically:
did you have vertigo, my mani"
"Oh, no, sir; only about thirty-five
feet. Quite far enough for me, though"
-Pearson's.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
Doan's-

Baking ceases to be an experiment
where Hunts Perfect baking powder
and extracts are used. Our chemist
let's no product leave the factory
which is not up to our standard of
perfection.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
Chinese LAUNDRY Tickets.


It is not generally known that the
Chinese laundry system of ticket1ng q
bundle Of soiled clothes Is based OF
the many gods and goddesses Of the
laundry.
The Chinese laundryman at the be-
ginning Of each week makes out 8
batch of checks in duplicate, to be
used as wash tickets. He selects the
name Of some god or goddess or Of
some object, as the sun, the moon OF
stars. To this name he pref1es a
number, as Moon No. l." moon No
q" and so on. In the space between
the two legends-for the signs are re-
peated-he has his own name, as, fol-
instance. Wong Lee.-Harper's Week
Z
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
Shields the Food from Alum

Lidgerwood, N. D., its power of attor-
ney in writing authorizing and direct
ing that the said mortgage herein
mentioned and described be fore.
closed as provided by law.
Dated this 9th day Of April, 1908.
Movius Land and Loan Company,
Mortgage.
W. I. Irvine, Attorney for Mortgage,
Lidgerwood, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
The Standard Size.

Here's another alleged humorous ar
ucle about coal by that new jokesmith
Of ours said the editors assistant.
"Shall use it?''
what size Is it2' asked the editor.
"Oh, chestnut size, Of coursep'-Phil-
adelphia Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13

I
while we remain refuge for the oppressed of all lands
THE sToRk IS COUNTRY THE AMERICAN
BABIES FAR oUTNuMBER THE ARRIVING IMMIGRANTS. THE
SCHOOLS ARE TURNING OUT BUT AMERICANS FED
FROM MANY NATIONS, THEIR is IN EVERY
CASE THE SAME a CHILD GRADUATED FROM ANY OF OUR
SCHOOLS, PUBLIC OR PRIVATE INDIsTNeuIsH-
ABLE FROM ANY OTHERS GRADUATES WHETHER
HIS PARENTS iMMIGRATED TO THE UNITED STATES FEW
YEARS AGO OR CAME OVER ON THE MAYFLowER.
This ndistngushaby of American children constitutes the
GREAT HOPE OF THIS LAND Whatever blood of previous
race flows their VEINS they and their children are heneefo
AMERICAN.
1t probably not true that 100000 born in the
United States last though have that that was the
number No official figures hand Just what the
figure Tor the entire country but it certainly MORE THAN
DOUBLE THE ANNUAL ROLL OF THE ARRIVING ALIENS
which would bring the count present harvest to more
than 100000 It is safe that the young Ame
brought the sor country last wear was
very far above this number. 5raeg a@ fg5 a.. 81.
contribute VERY FULLY death rate in the
States because the hazardous occupations they
employment They largely from country districts while here
Of them huddled in quarters cities greatly
to the detrment Of their health Add large
those who their native lands and the RESIDUE NOT
GREAT
ALL IS IN FAVOR KEEPING IN
THE VANGUARD. 1T MUST BE REMEMBERED ALSO
BABY BORN TO IMMIGRANT
AMERICAN AND BOUND IN TIME TO ASSUME THE DEFINITE
TYPE OF OUR COUNTRY.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
Making Sure.

Il pay as CO." declared the POM
pous citizen.
mot while I'm running these apart
ments," declared the janitor. you'll
pay as you move in."-Louisville Cou.
rier-Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
Wisdom Of the Scar.

Young Lady-Will the young man
am engaged to make good husband?
Fortune Teller-It's up to you to make
q good husband of him. All bad hus-
bands are self made.-New York
World.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
An Effective searecrow.

A scarecrow used by farmer in the
north Of England not only scared every
crow that saw it, but one crow was so
frightened that he brought back the
corn he had carried to his nest three
days before.-L Tit-Bits.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
GratASul.

"And now" said the laxative man
at the concert, suppose at time like
this you were all alone in the world.
What would you do with Nervous
Man-Thank the Lord.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
They Are Rare,

Peggy-Was that p'liceman ever lit
tie baby, mother? Mother--Why. yes,
dear. Peggy (thoughtfully)-I don't
believe I've ever seen baby p'lice-
man!-Punch.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13

Nothing is SO oppressive as symme-
ny because symmetry is boredom, and
boredom is the basis Of melancholy
and yawning despair. Victor Hugo.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-05-13
No Danger to.
America In
Immigration.
THREE
BY ROBERT WATCHORN, Commissioner of Immigration
the Port York.

MERICA will remain American however great the
Fl !: Is; ): ~: :; :; !:
ences immigration might plant upon this soil and that
renders institutions national character safe
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15

l want your fat hogs.-H. W
Skinner.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15
M0WG Items.
0 the News Review.

dipped from the News-Review.
" Walter L. Owen and wife re-
moved to CherokL! Tuesday.
Mr.. Abe Demott, who sold his
farm northwest of kiowa recently,
contemplates to remove to Chero-
kee in short time.
A. c. Smith and James M. Miller
returned Saturday night from Key
stone, Oklahoma, where they at
tended a reunion of the Crissman
family, and'enjoyed short vaca-
ton from business. They had a
fine time while away from Kiowa.
From the journal
Arthur Ray was in Medicine
Lodge yesterday on business. Dell
Ikerd drove over his route for him.
Miss Meta Legler arrived last
Thursday evening from Topeka on
a visit to her sister, Mrs. c. E.
Burgson.
A gasoline stove exploded at the
home of Harry Newkirk this morn
ing and an alarm was turned in
The fire, however, was extinguish.
ed before Kiowa's "volunteer" fire
company arrived.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15
Sharon Items.

Mrs. T. o. Owen is still very
sick.
Mrs. Gar Jones is very low at
this writing.
The U. B. Sunday School started
the new year with brand new set
Of officers.
w. S. Dollard was in the valley
Wednesday and Saturday of last
week attending to some business.
Prosper D. Lake, the Lasswell
pedagogue, was circulating among
friends in this vicinity about a
week ago.
Carl Carpenter, Archie Brown
and Roy Garner were in Sharon
Sunday to attend the revival at the
Christian church.
Kidder White returned to his
home at Alva on Friday, Jan. grid,
after visiting during the holidays
with relatives in this community.
Miss Ermine Osborn of Medicine
Lodge visited with her friend, Mrs.
Chas. Peck, in the Cottonwood
Valley before returning to her col
lege work at Manhattan.
Elder Hendrickson who has been
conducting the revival at the
Christian church has been giving
us some excellent sermons. While
he presents the truth he is broad in
his views. He has added three ad-
ditions to tine church. Everybody
is invited to attend.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15
Forest City Items
ITOO late for last week.

AoeC AOE AhSI WeeEl
Mrs. Martin visited with Mrs.
Nurse Thursday.
Geo. Smith made a trip to Elm
Mills Saturday in quest Of -four.
I. ]. Lemon and family spent
Sunday with c. w. Smith and
family.
Mrs. Palmer and Mrs. Lemon Wis
tied at the home of ]. N. Kimball
last Thursday.
Preston Parr and family spent
the day with Landon Mills and
family Sunday.
Noah Warnstaff is visiting with
his daughter, Mrs. Ben English, at
Medicine Lodge.
The men have all taken up their
work again, but the women folks
are still visiting.
Last Sunday Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Hendrickson entertained at dinner
the families of J. c. Garten and
G. S. Miller.
The infant child of Cyrus Yoke
and wife, we regret to say, is not
as we'll as they could wish for. 1t
has been under the care of a physi-
clan and we hope to hear of its
good health soon.
Yes, Forest City is really and
truly going to have shipping sta
= ton. It's high time something in
that line was coming our way. The
location will be near the railroad
crossing a short distance north of
Newt Martins and the ground has
been given by Messrs. Martin and
Sales and Mrs. Teagle.
Our school teacher, Miss Lock
wood, who has been spending her
Xmas vacation at her home at
Medicine Lodge, returned Sunday
and is again at her post of duty.
We suppose that her pupils are
taking up their lessons with re-
newed energy and doubtless have
made many good NEW Year "reso-
lutions which we hope to see bear
fruit.
Sunday school officers and teach
ers were elected last Sabbath fol-
the coming quarter as follows:
Former Supt. L. Cant re. elected;
assistant, Mrs. Lemon; senior Bible
class teacher, Mr.. Miller; junior
Bible class teacher, Mrs. Palmer;
and junior class teacher, Mrs. Miller;
primary teacher, Mrs. Lemons ec'y.,
Rosa Cant; treasurer, Mabel Gar
ten; organist, Edyth Palmer; libra
rian, James Lemon. Let's do all
we can to help our Sunday school
and by so doing we are the winners,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15

Will pay the very best price pos
sible for hogs. An here to stay.
II. w. Skinner.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15

All talents sent out by the president Of
the Ladies Aid Society Of the Methodist
church as well as all book money should
be sent in before January 23rd. All
persons interested are kindly requested to
comply.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15
Strayed

A red COW branded either G or
L.. VIII pay reward Of S. for
information leading to recovery. D. G.
Funk, Medicine Lodge. Kans.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15

w. L. Bragg and wife received big
plump boy into their happy home on
Friday. Dr.. Coleman in attendance.
The only regettable feature about it wa.
that it kept Lew away from the show.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15
Wood For Sale

We can furnish stove wood IN any
length or thickness. delivered or on
ground. .Inqure Of c. B. Currie or w.
L Uterback.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15

The Lincoln Library will be open ev-
cry Wednesday afternoon and Saturday
afternoon until further notice. =
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15

County Assessor H. A Bailey of Kio-
wa was IN conference with the county
commissioners Monday evening. He has
not yet appointed his deputies but is at
work and viii be ready to announce
them soon.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15
GeriQne

= =
business lately.
Church services were held at
Glenco on Sunday.
The corn shelter is humming at
Chas. Bevans' this week.
School was in session at Lick
skillet Saturday to gain a day lost.
w. A. Newkirk assisted E. H.
Fitzgerald dehorn his herd Monday.
The wind storm Friday night tore
down ]. B. Harbaugh's wind mill.
Bud Groendycke loaded out car
load of corn at this station last
week.
M. ]. Lane shipped a car load of
hogs from this point one day last
week.
]. B. Harbaugh and wife enter
tanned ]. ]. Jarnigan and wife on
Sunday.
Clarence Martin shipped two
cars of cattle to Kansas City on
Saturday.
R. L. Groendycke returned from
his trip to Sumner county the first
of last week.
c. S. Page and ]. B. Harbaugh
received a car of oil ca Ike at Ger
lane on the 9th.
There was no school at the New
kirk school house on Monday.
Cause not reported.
Henry Page starts to school every
Sunday evening and returns home
the following Friday evening.
The grip is on in full blast in
this community. Nearly everybody
has it and the others have been
exposed"
Miss Kate Lands of Kiowa and
Miss Tillie Hunt of Sumner county
visited at ]. B. Harbaugh's part Of
last week. .-
Roscoe Page took backset on
Friday and is consequently worse
again. Up to that time he was get
ting along nicely.
Eli Harbaugh says that this thing
of going back and forth to school
at Medicine Lodge doesn't "set" a:
we'll as some people might think
but fellow who can live through
what Eli got behind a bronche las
summer, can go through anything
Will pay the very best price pos
sible for hogs. An here to stay
II. w. Skinner.
School report of Dist. No. 40 TO
month ending Jan. 10, 1908: Num5e
of pupils enrolled, 16; boys 6; girls 10
number days attended, boys SO; girl
lis; average daily attendance, boy!
SO: girls rs; total 1855. Those Meth
er absent nor tardy: Katherine an,
Lucille Bauer. Visitors: Mrs. Grac
Skaggs and children, Mrs. Mary Wall
and children, Mrs. Gavin and children
Mrs. f. j. Bauer, Miss Mary Ganglel
Aaron Rogers, Mr.. James and Mis-!
Martina Bauer, Arthur and Miss Rutl
FetrOw, Santa Claus, J. Z. Thomas
county superintendent, who also mad
us visit and gave us very encourag
ing talk since which have noticed
great improvement, especially in de
pertinent. Number of days taught
20.-Myrtle Rogers, Teacher.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15

Report Of school district No. 10 for
month ending Jan. 10Th: No. days
taught 20; enrolment. girls 5. boys 8.
total 13; days attended girls. 87.5. boys.
1877, total 224.5: average daily attend
ance, girls 4.37; boys 6.65. total LIZ.
Those neither absent nor tardy. Lee.
Stella and Walter Moomau and Arthur
Soper.-Coila Martin, teacher.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1908-01-15

Report Of school distinct No. 81 for
month ending Jan. 3. 1908: Number
enrolled. boys 5: girls 3: total 8; number
days attended. boys 80 "a: girls SOTO
tai l48 3-4;ayerase daily attendance.
boys a. girls 2 1920, total 1920.
Those not absent during the month:
Blanche Graves. Reva Griffin and Car
len Huff. Visitors. three.-Besae A.
Mccoy. Teacher.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-01-11
HOUSE NAVAL INQUIRY.
Resolution to Probe Brownsop Matter
 Reported Favorably.

Washington, Jan 10.-The discussion In the senate yesterday on the troubles in the navy department was followed to-day by action in the committee on naval affairs of the house. Af.er the committee had heard representatives of the ordnance department concerning desired appropriations, the resolution offered few days ago by Represen- tative Gill of Maryland was called up.
 This resolution requests the secretary of the navy 10 furnish the house with copies of ''all official letters, reports, orders, and so forth" filed in the navy department in connection with the ap- pointment of Surgeon Charles F. Stakes as commander of the hospital ship Relief, and the resignation of Rear-Admiral Brownson as chief of the Bureau of Navigation After a brief discussion, it was vot-d unanim, ously to report the resolution for pass age.
 It is probable that there may be a general discussion of the methods of the navy department when this resolu- tion is taken up in the house.