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Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19
DISAGREEABLE AT HOME.

Lots Of men and women who are
agreeable with others get cranky"
at home. It's not disposition its the
liver. If you and in yourself that you
feel cross around the house, little
things worry you, just buy bottle Of
Billiards. Herbine and put your liver
in shape. You and everybody around
YOU will feel better for it Price Soc
per bottle. Sold BY all druggists
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19
A WEAKLING.

is the only way to describe the poor
child that is afflicted with worms. No
matter how much OF how often it eats,
the worms get all the nourishment
from the food, the child gets PRACTICAL
.Iy none. Whites Cream VermifuGe
gets rid Of the worms quickly. easily
and with no bad ritter effects. Price
Is cents bottle. Price rs cents a
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19
Noah,a Excuse.

Capt. Prtchard of the record-break-
ing Mauritania, told group of Amer
leans on a recent voyage that a sailors
life was a hard one.
1T is not so hard as It used to be
before the coming of steam," he said,
but it is still fearfully hard, for all
that In fact, never heard Of but one
man who had decent excuse for go
ing to sea-
"And who was he, captain?" said q
Chicagoan.
Noah" the captain answered. For
il the old fellow had remained on shore
be would have been drowned.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19


There is one preparation known to-
day that will promptly help The stom-
ach, This is Kodol. Kodol digests
all classes Of food, and it does it thor
oughly, so that the use Of Kodol for a
time will without doubt help anyone
who has stomach disorders or stomach
trouble. Take Kodol today and con-
tinue ii for the short time that is nee
essary to give you complete relief.
KodoI is sold by all druggist
Let the beginner be content wi+a n
mall flock.
It is a poor plan to try and kes
eggs too long in hot weather.
There is still room at the top III
the intelligent, progressive farmer.
Managed right the hog will do more
for the farmer than most any otheF
animal.
The first two years Of a cows life all
most inevitably determine her future
usefulness.
Even flow Of milk can be secured
from most cows by proper manage
ment and feed.
Commercial apple growing Is pay
Ing increasing dividends to those en-
gagged In the business.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Ii is safe to presume that those peo-
rle who are always talking Of the Joy
Of giving are well established with the
slaves of the lamp or some other gen.
Jus who ioyously furnishes the where
withal.
Briggs lis % bad about Wrinkle
and the girl he is engaged to Neither
Of them is good enough for the other.
Griggs What makes you think that?
Briggs Well. I've Just been talking
the matter over with both families.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19
RRcucMT TKEM ~ rJh WARc.

HHNC1Fl q H'-" g.--' x '~'''' 't'T'
lucky 4 srs BIuH %
q. " FER.
At VILLAGE 3ia on rusky young
man and icDlg uf, VI ran board
ed the rain, ard + Y sad only taken
their seats whea is ar-n fell around
her waist ard her head fell on his
shoulder. The Other rasssngers became
Interested at once, ald a general grin
passed around the coach. Some pepper
mint drops, carried in the young mans
vest pocket and doled out one by one,
had been eaten before he caught on
TO the smiles. Then he stood up and
said:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is my
wife. We were married an hour ago.
She is bride We married for love.
hain't no pictur and she hain't purity,
but that's our business. Your congrat-
ulations are now in order"
The smiles faded away, and no one
moved-no one but the husky hus-
band. He slowly removed his coat,
rolled back his sleeves, and con-
tinued
There's IL men In this here car,
and I want every burned one Of them
to come forward and salute the bride.
It's her due, and it's got to be done
or you will have to settle with me.
Nancy, get ready to be saluted."
Nancy rose up with blush, and
those IL men, one after another, left
their seats and came forward, and
gave her a brotherly kiss and wished
her all happiness. When the circus
was over the husband rolled down
his sleeves, resumed his seat, and sat
down with the remark:
"The bride now having been saluted
according to custom, will now under
go further hugging, and if any galoot
sees anything in it to smile at, he will
be informed that my name is Moses
Green, and that in a rough -and-tumble
| weigh a ton. buffalo Express.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Substantial progress is being made
IN Tie construction and operation Of
fIyinr machines, but they will not be-
come popular for family use for quite
! while vet Navigating the air is a
Derilous performance not as perilous
a. scorching in an automobile, per-
haps. but still perilous enough to leave
Il Is he professionals for another gem
GRAFTON or so.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19
BABY MORPHINE FIE EI q

are made By all soothing syups and
baby medicines that contain opium
and narcotics. McGees Babv Elixir
containing no injurious, narcotic drugs
Of any kind. "A sure and safe cure
for disordered stomschs. bowels and
and lretEulness7 splendid for tcethins
infants. Sold ~ al druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Bert Barber, Of Elton, Wis, says:
Il have onlyAaken four doses Of your
Kidney and Bladder Pills and they
have done Tor me more than any other
medicine has ever done. | am sill
taking the pills as ! want a perfect
cure" Mr.. Barber refers to DeWitts
Kidney and Bladder Pills. Sold by
all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

"A glance at the temperature tables
would indicate that Mr.. Fairbanks is
not stopping at his home in Indianapo-
lis this summer.
Sometimes an old bachelor thinks
no one would have him. but there are
lots Of excellent spinsters who are not
SO awfufy particular.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

One man here is addicted to asking
fool questions which he never tries to
answer, has handed in the following:
IF you knew you we're to be cast on a
desert island tomorrow and would be
allowed to take one person with you.
would you dare to breathe out load the
name Of the person you would select?
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Most folks say girls are hard to
please. But look at the fellows they
chase wouldn't Justify such conclu-
sion.
The man who writes love letters to
halfdozen girls at the same ting is the
man who after marriage will keep on
chasing after other women. his, IN
a modified degree applies also to the
Girl who writes love letters to several
different boys at the same time.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19
GRADUATED SORE EYES
CURED.

For twenty years suffered from a
bad case Of granulated sore eyes. says
Martin Boyd of Henrietta, Ky. In
February 1903 gentleman asked me
to try Chamberlain's Salve, ! bought
one box and used about two-thirds Of
it and my eyes have not given me any
trouble since" This salve is for sale
by all Druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

yigor and cheerful
ness soon disappear
when the kidneys are
out of order or dis
eased.
Kidney trouble has
become SO prevalent
that it is not uiicoi1i-
mon for a child to BE-
born afflicted wifh
weak kidneys. If the
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

This would Be unusual news il men
and women would keep themselves
free from rheumatism and all aches
sna pains IS we'll as all aches and
B aims as we'll as keeping their mus
q Is and joints timber with Billiards.
Snow Liniment Sold BY al druggists
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

When the neighbor children stay
all night at your house. you can BET
they will find out some family secret
they never knew before.
A front porch campaign will seem
pretty tame to Mr.. Bryan, who has al
ways exhibited a desire to be the
greatest Show on earth.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Just a little CascasWeet is ali that
is necessary to give your baby when
Il is cross and peevish. CascasWeet
contains no opiates nor harmful drugs
and is highly RECOMMENDED BY moth
ers everywhere. Conforms to the Ma
tional Pure Food and Drug Law. Sold
by all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19
CHRONIC DIARRHOEA RELIEV-

Mr.. Edward E. Henry, with the Ur
tied States Express CO., Chicago,
writes. Our Genefal Superintendent.
Mr.. Quiz k. handed me bottle OF
Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy some time ago 70
check an attack Of the old chronic
.diarrhoea. have used it since that
time and cured many on our trains
who have been sick. ! am an old
soldier who served with Rutherford B
Hayes and William Mckinley four
wears in the 23rd Ohio Regiment, aud
have no ailment except chronic diar-
rhoea, which this remedy stops Ct
once. For sale by all Druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19
gEzsE E2 AlA5zES 2eAAE4elA k28A
SCATTERED CEAS~ s

\ When a man is satisfied with him
ielf he begins to shrivel up.
Blood will tell in the human family
as we'll as in the dumb animals.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

A switch in time makes boys whine
Great gains are not always gain in
greatness
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19
DIARRHOEA CURED.

MY father has for years been
troubled with diarrhoea, and tried
every means possible to effect cure
without avail, writes John H. Zirkle
q Philippi, w. Va. He saw Cham
berlan's Collie, Colere and Diarrhoea
Remedy advertised in the Philippi
Republican and decided to try it. The
result is one bottle cured him and he
has not suffered with the disease Tor
eighteen months. Before taking this
remedy he was constant sufferer. He
is now sound and well, and although
sixty ears old, can do as much work
as a young man." Sold BY all Drug
gsts.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

child inmates too often, ifthe urine scalds
tte flesh. or If, when the child reaches an
ace when it should be able tocontrol the
passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wet-
ting, depend upon it, the cause Of the ditti-
culty IS kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards tile treatment OF
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble IS due to diseased condition al
the kidneys and bladder and not to .
habit as most people suppose.
Women as we'll as1nen are made niser-
able with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and tile immediate effect Of
swamp Root is soon realized. II IS sold
by druggists, III fifty s+.
cent and one-dollar
size bottles. You may III :fss.;;I;esIg
have sample bottle r. -
bv mail free also a Home Of swamp-Roos
pamphlet telling all about Swamp Root,
including many of the thousands OF testt-
monial letters received from sufferers
cured. In writing DR.. Kilmer < Co.,
Bingianlton, n. Il, be sure and mention
this paper. Don't make any mistake,
but remember the name, Swamp-Root,
DR.. Kilnier's Swamp Root, and the adj
dress, Binghanton n. W on every
bottle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Had dyspepsia or indigestion for
years. No appetite, and what | did
eat distressed me terribly. Burdock
Blood Bitters cured me. -. n. Wal
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

DR.. Thomas EIectris Oil is the best
remedy for that often fatal disease
Group. Has been used with success
in our family for eight years" Mrs.
L. Whiteacre, Buffalo. N. Y. At all
dealers
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Don't let the baby suffer from ecze-
na; sores, or any itching Of the skin,
|Doan's Ointment gives instant relief,
cures quickly. Perfectly sale for chill
|dren. All druggists sell it.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Ii takes mighty good christian to
be able to pray for those who revile
and prosecute him.
When Gabriel blows the last trump
lots Of women whist players will not
be able to recognize it.
If you would be popular with the
other two parties in ascrowd OF three
practice self placement.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Constipation cause headache, nau-
sea, dizziness, languor, heart palpita-
ton. Drastic physics grippe. sicken,
weaken the bowels and don't cure.
Doan's Regulets act gently and cure
constipation. Is cents. Ask your
druggist.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19
Women as Well as Mcn Are MaA
Miserable BY Kidney and
Bladder Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind,
discourapes and 1essensambition beauty,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

1t is the easiest thing in the world
for man to get engaged to widow
even if he really doesn't mean it.
Mr.. Bryan cannot hope to get the
support Of Mr.. Rockefeller now. Miss
Ida Tarbel has declared herself Tor
him.
There used to be an old saying,
Go it while young" Not necessary
10 give it especial prominence. Allth
young go it.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

A man out on Route 2 who used TO
be a great horse trader and had the
reputation Of SHINING everybody who
tried to match swap with him. Joined
the church sometime ago and will no
longer trale horses. But he still likes
to brag on what he used to do in that
line, and has not yet been known to
make back to any Of his old time VIC
Tins anything on what he has swim
died them out Of in the past.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

This is what Hon. Jake Moore,
State Warden Of Georgia. says Of Ko-
dol For Dyspepsia: E. G. Dewitt &
Co., Chicago. ILL., Dear Sir have
suffered more than twenty years from
Indigestion. About eighteen months
aco | had grown so much worse that
1 could not digest a crust Of corn
bread and could not retain anything
on nv stomach. Host Is lbs; in fact
| made up mp mind that ! could not
livd but short time. when friend
of mine recommended Kodol. ] con
scented TO try it to try it to please him
ana was better inJ one day. now
weigh more than | ever did in my life
ana am in better health than for many
years. KodoI did it. keep a bottle
constantly. and write this hoping that
humanity may be benefited. Yours
very truly, Jack G. Moore. Atlanta
Aua. 10. 1904" Sold BY all druggists
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

There's no sense in calling it a par
~ if only girls attend.
It's easy describing the dangers Of
richness before you have any.
What has become Of the old fash
toned woman who always kept goose
grease in the house?
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

A certain rother fears her son is
in love. Sic thinks she sees signs
He voluntarily washes his ears.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

A courageous man will always, I'M
der all circumstances, stand by his
honest convictions.
A man may not be very polished
himself and still be able to polish off
another to fine finish,
If your religion does not lead you to
think more Of people it never will lead
you to know much about God.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Use DeWitts Little Early Riers
pleasant little pills that are easy tc
take. Sold by all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

by druggists, II hily7
cent and one-dollar
size bottles. You may
have a sample bottle
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1908-08-19

Commercial apple growing Is pay
Ing increasing dividends to those en-
gagged In the business.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-02-14

i6cation, requiring a higher rate
of postage the rate being so high
that publishers could not afford
to send papers at the price of sub
scription.
The reason given by the gov
erument tor making this order is
that second class mail matter is
being carried through the mails
at a rate of postage thereon
which is less than the cost of car
riage. aza gss ilSX
The GAZETTE has heretofore
been liberal in giving to its sub
scribers time to pay for their SUBJ
scriPtions. by paying $aoo per
year for those past due aud 81. so
per annum when the same was
paid in advance. Having made
the difference in the past-due and
advance rate has resulted in Civ.
Ding the GAZETTE a larger portion
Of paid up subscribers. This rule
must now be changed according
to Uncle Sans order, as the
newspaper has no voice in the
The GAZETTE invites its,
patrons to settle their dues soon.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-02-14

Miss Hazel Roderick was the
guest of Mrs. Verna Springer q,
the Springer and Wyatt home in
town, on Tuesday and Wednes-
day of this week.
The Philomath Public Schools
will conduct Valentine Post-OR
ces next Friday.
Go to Mrs. Buoy's new store
for School Supplies, Stationery,
Confectionery and Fresh Bread. 1o
The Evergreen neighborhood
is having it's share of evening
parties. Within the past two
weeks there have been parties at
the homes of A. J. Erwin, E. A.
Parker, George White, E. L.
Sharp, w. N. Afford, J ms Peter
son and possibly some others that
have not been reported.
Mrs. R. Pyburn was a Cor
Wallis visitor on Wednesday.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-02-14
MAKES LIFE MISERABLE,
Troubles That Keep Half the Cor
Wallis Doctors Busy.

half of the prescriptions the Corvallis
doctors write are for troubles that result
directly from a weakened stomach
Strengthen the stomach muscles, increase
the secretion OF gastric juices, and you
will find that common affiictions-indi-
gestion, with it's headaches, dizziness,
depression of spirits. spots before the eyes,
nervousness, sleeplessness and general
debility-have neen over come.
From now on build up the strength and
health of the stomach with Mi-o-na tab
let's. You will soon Fl nd yourself strong
and never know the meaning OF indiges-
ton.
If Mi-o-na did not have an unusually
curative effect in stomach disorders, it
could not be sold on the guarantee given
by Graham & Wells to refund the money
unless it does all that ia claimed for it.
They give an absolute, unqualified guar
antee with every 50-cent box of Ni-o-na
that the money will be refunded unless
the medicine cures. They take the whole
risk. and you certainly can afford to get
Mi-o-na from them on this plan.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-02-14

Read the Weekly Oregoniau" of Port
land and the Corvallis Gazette" for the
general news of the world. also for in
formation about how 70 obtain the best
esnits In cuitivating the soil, stock Yais-
ing. truit raising, etc.
You can secure both oil these excellent
',aeers TOR one year by paying to the
CofVaiiis 0azette' the sum of two d II
ars and City cents. in advances. Rsn,it
tie money by 2oetofhca order or baak
draft and these most van,shle pauers v IN
be promptly mailed to you S3H
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-02-14
NEW POSTAL LAW.

The United States Postal De.
partment has made new regula.
tions in regard to carrying second
class mail matter { such as news.
papers, magazines, periodicals,
etc.) the same going into effect
January I, 1908, and allowing
publishers to April I, 1923, 20
prepare their subscription lists in
accordance with the new orde- of
things. The effect of the change
practically compels the stablish-
ment of new relations between
the publisher and subscribers of
county papers.
The department ruling requires
that subscriptions entitled to the
class postage rate shall
not be delinquent longer than the
following periods of time:
Dailies within three months.
Tri-weeklies within six months.
Semi weeklies within nine
Weeklies within one year
The mails are not forbidden to |
subscribers who are in arrears
onger than the time provided in
he new ruling, but these subscri. |
'ers are placed in a separate class
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-02-14
Attention cornardes.

A requisition will be made out,
soon by Ellsworth Post G. A. R.
tor gravestones for the graves OF
soldiers who are buried in the
cemeteries of this county.
The government turn shes and
delivers thesestones free of charge
at the nearest depot, but they
can only be secured by requisi-
ton through a G. A. R. Post
giving correctly the name, COM
pany and regiment or service of
soldier as found in the records of
the War Department.
Get this from his discharge or
pension papers i: possible. 1t
these are not available then from
the best information at hand.
Take pains to have it correct.
This applies to all deceased sol.
dlers, whether of Mexican, Iu-
dian, Civil or Spanish wars " til.
wi diStIuCllOu.
Now, we hope that the imme-
diate friends of deceased soldiers
and those interested in the care
OF cemeteries throughout the
country will Interest themselves
In this matter. Secure the nec-
esSary data aud send it as soon as
possible to w. G. Lane, Corval-
lis, Oregon.
Let each old soldier in the
consider himself a COM
mittee of one to see that everv
soldiers grave is provided with
graves'one by Decoration Dav.
Get right at IT, bows, and don't
rest until the work is fully done.
w. G. LANE.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-02-14
THE SINGLE TAX.

A proposed amendment to the
constitution of the state will be
submitted, under theinitiative, to
the voters next June providing
for the taxation of land values
only.
This is the single tax" theory
of the late Henry George. 1t
was discussed quite fully in the
columns of the Oregonian more
than a dozen years since and it
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1908-02-14

Notlce Is hereby given that the undersigned
mas nled lli The Couhty court OF Benton couuty
Oregon her nnai account AS aumin,stratrix or .ne
estate Oh =. II. Lee, deceased, aud that Monua,
tae z4tn uay ol February, AsuS, ut the hour ol ii
U Slock III tnc Iorenoou Oi SAID ia, has been liked
anu appolnted BY sand court as Inv tine a ud the
County judges office III the County court house
Al SorVa!iis III Salu couAt} ana state the laacs
ioi nearing op1ecllons, II amy, said accolat
aho lhe sSttieiurnt tnereot. peISons inter-
ssteu anu ueslrin W object theieIu nuttnel to
nio .helr OBJECTIONS thereto III writing wItn .ns
Iieih u Salu CourG and appear d Time and
place. ErIA r. LEE,
aoministratrix OF the Estate or o. "a. Lee
ueCeaSeu -'