Evening journal., 1908-06-12
Personal and Pertinent

Said George Moore: Il dearly walk by the per-
ambulator in which Love is wheeling pair Of lovers.
II almost good to sit behind such pair at the thea
tire My attention detraced from "The Of the
Rancho" last Friday night by the gambols of pair who
sat directly front of They lovers. whether
newly adianced could say, though the lady in the
case wore two very stunning rings I could not help
seeing the jewefs she continuously the hand
that bore them, the arm being entwined about her
panons neck. Thought every moment the slender fin
gers would be caressing his hair. What were pair
OF stage lovers merely lowering for their salary to those
genuine sweethearts The girl had lovely arm, dimp-
led at the elbow. rounded to a tiny wrist She wore
nowered SILK waist with sleeves cut very short didn't
blame her; that dmped elbow not made to be
ccaled II was when the stage darkened during the
LAST act that the little drama before became
intensely interesting The girl snuggled up her
panon she patted his hand Her around
his neck again held my breath Would she, or would
sne not? Her face drew closer to his The auditorium
coming dawn Would she9 She did Right on the cheek,
near the ear.-San Francisco Call.
Every dawn be Sunday by and by the old song runs
ing sun. Sunday and Day the Of farmers
at Martnton sunday has five and Day FIVE daugh-
girls The brothers counting remaining
sisters and It looks though Day would be Sunday
by and BY
At the close Of revival service the minister went
down the church aisle according to his custom
the strangers nthe congregation Il don't think you
are a member Of church," said he to one as he
warmly shock his hand mo- sir" replied stranger
Well, you win not think unduy curious II ask
to what denomination you belong?" asked minister
Il SUPPOSE" responded the other. I'm really what you
might coll submerged Presbyterian" "A submerged
Presbyterian" exclaimed the minister Il should be
elad IL you would explain" well. brought up a
Presbyterian, my wife a Methodist my eldest daueh-
ter Is a Baptist, my son is the organst a Unitarian
church. my second daughter sings in Episcopal choir
and youngest Congregational Sunday SCHOOL,
But said the minister. aghast you contribute doubt
less. to church," "Yes: contribute to all ot
them. was the answer; "thats.what submerges me-
II II Rogers. his return voyages from Bermuda last
month said evening in the smoking room OF his
travelling companion, Mark Twain:
He is an incorrigible humorist. Even his most
emotional moments he can't help being funny.
when he married in Enira in 1870 his father-in law
made him present Of a fine, well-furnished house
The present came as a surprise Mark Twain knew
nothing Of II tn amid party OF relatives and friends
ne was SHOWN owe rthe luxurious place Then when they
lo!g IN. nun II was nis tears hlled his eyes
IGt he was sull the humorst turning TO his
iatner he said though in voice that trembled
"Mr Langdon, whenever you're in Buffalo. If it's as
much as twice year, you 10 come right UP here
ana take tea You can stay all night II you want
TO- and 1t shant cost you cent Washington Star
Bret Iare had bushy hair. very piercing eyes. and
mustaehe which became white He was apparently
deeply attached to his children and he told me very
t1nny story about one OF them which has appear
ca IN print but not with the attached Anvhow
1t is worth reteling Harte sitting in his study hat
asleep when he heard small voice say in very small
voice the fly was supposed TO reply yes" Bret Harte
turned round and as the youth gently smashed the ny
see pord' hy.'-FrOm Leaves From Life" Anonymous
very large mastih at end OF a leash and a very
small girl at the other end formed combination which
attracted the attention Of pedestrian in quiet
The little girl doubtless thought that she was taking
the dog out for airing. but the big animal himself
appeared 70 have the impression the leader
OF the expedition and beyond question the balance OF
power was entirely on his side He dragged the glrl
Mong despite her scoldng and expostuation at a pace
which kept her breathless
Suoaenly, either from whm OF his own or because
sOLtooay mad been in the habit taking him there he
odteo through the swinging corner saloon ha
tue sTl looked horrihed, but cingng determinedy 10
er enc OF the leash she followed her charge as the
ooos swung shut behind her casual pedestrian hears
this eNasDerated remonstrance:
On earniound IT, Don't you know ladies don't 20
eie' IT'S only place for meni"-Phiadelphis Ledger