The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-01
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 The reason widow never says this because she knew all the time he was going to. i9 A we'll, known Savannah lawyer, ac- cording to The Press. said that what mobile race, but the human race. What was the human race for? To see how quickly they could get out of Sayan- nah after 1t was all over. The mereiless minions of the law. seemed bent on hanging the man who destroyed that iood-thirsty murdersss, old Mrs. Gunness, and yet everybody sdmits that she ought to have been Killed. Y a The women are learning more about business every day says ( Texas pa -i per. But the men ara not taaxlng any the e6arss asss' of fsOsAe fs% years ts ses% Eoe will have everything to do. ., . + <. -i-.- =. Even some family trees cast a shade over following generations. t Mr. Rockefeller says there are better things in the world than making mon sy. Very true-spendtng 1t, Tor in-. stance. on having a good time, as the modern epecurian seems to tnterpretet A negro boy on a bicycle very nar- dent of the United States the other day on a street in Washington. Had, he done so the negro would have struck Theodore more forcfbly than ever. Ever see a kicking lobster? asks The St. Louis Republic, We'll, well. weAs E If you could have seen another fellow take our girl home the other evening {, you would have seen pretty good Imitation of one all right. all right men into into t the % army. It won't be tSs { first time they have faced powder or 7 powdered faces. which ever 1way you 2 want 1t.
 The inconsistency of women: One walked into local dental parlor Sun day morning and this is what we over- cilmSed csnrS a'f into ssY the @ chair: I'm strong. doctor-=and don't care if you kill me stone. dead-but please don't let lem hurt any more than you can help"
 Brsvity may be the soul of wit but there isn't any fun in being short
 Baby buy your bunting.
 Teddy's going a hunting
 To buy a handsome Hon skin i.. With which to take the public in.
  The world seems a soft place when you've got the hard cash. ~... Since her auto race Savannah feels like a country boy with 8 green hat. Automobiles are getting so cheap that country editors will be able to go out after delinquent subscribers in 'em after awhile,
 Mary had A noodle dog. :. We thought that she was blind, "a For every where the poodle went, Mary trudged behihd.
 Tn a cigar factor one girl can make 27,000 stogies In day. which news IS satd to have amused Uncle Joe Cannon lessly went down to the corner and purchased a dozen. Then pulling h!s hat down over his eye until 1t met his tilted cigar, he had what he considers h meeting" of the House.
 Isn't 1t comforting thought to real ize that we don't have to read tne obituary poetry" that IS "rlt Ao0u'
 The RedeeminE Feature. His manner was rude. his speech was He seemed very careless in handling His coat. 1t was shoddy. and way out He shSmSied along with an ungainly
 gait. 's' He looked like the widest of widest His troasePs SaiSSs' foot from the sOles of
 his boot.
 Ills cuffs they were frazzled, his tie
 was a6keW, .,. His vest was too large by ten Inches.
 that's true.
 His socks had been knit by his mom-
 mer with care, And he seemed to have worn em six
 months on dare. t But the people who passed never wen-
 dered thereAt, -..- Why? On top of his head was dash :,
 ing GREEN HIATT s.' "I'f welcome death," sings Drift Armstrong, President of the Ragged and Jagged Poets Association of Ala bama. Drift has either been tilted by a Montgomery blue-eyed blonde or he has been reading about those elegant S9 funerals in Baltimore.-Houston Post,