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his other daughter. Mrs. A. u. ms..s
is visiting with Fife Dennis at Char

his other daughter. Mrs. a. u. III, els
is visiting with Effie Dennis at Char
lotte.
E. R. Smell and Virgil visited at
Schaller during the Christmas time.
Fred Buman and wife ate New
Years dinner at Julius Jacobsens.
Arthur Whey and wife visited with
his brother. Albert and family Sun
day.
Bertha Nixon spent Sunday with
her friend, Lovicie Morris.
Lydia Biggs visited her friend.
Elsie Beaman this week.
Mrs. Albert Whey visited under
the parental roof Thursday.
Mrs. j. M. Campbell is improving
slowly. Her daughter, Mrs. Louis
Beaumont has begun school over in
Paradise township.
Oscar Goodrich is reported as bet
ter, his sons came and assisted in car
ing for him.
j. C. Phillips and Jas. Fineran
took in the lecture at Denison last
Monday evening.
Mrs. Merle Meyers went to Ida
Grove last Friday to visit relatives.
A party was given at the Ed. Brogden
home on Tuesday evening. where a
surprise had been gotten up on Maste,
Perry. We hear a crowd of Juven.
lies were present and had a right
jolly good time.
\ Agnes Goodrich has returned from
her visit to Oklahoma.
4 w. c. McHenry and wife visited
one day last week at his brothe
Motifs near Dow City.
Mrs. Frank Comstock baby wa
sick few days last week with
breaking out that resembled chicke
poX. He is better now.
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Goodrich

Will Baeuerkenfer and wife anc
children visited with relatives a,
Council Bluffs during the holidays,
but returned shortly after. Mr.. Baeu-
erkenfer will move onto farm near
Schleswig in the spring.
George Beaman and mother got
quite badly shaken up some time
hack. One horse fell down caus-
ing the buggy to upset throwing them
out.
Carl Whey shelled corn Tuesday
hauling one thousand bushels to the
successful feeder, Broder Boysen.
S. D. Newton sold hogs in Deloit
this week.
Mrs. j. C. Phillips visited with
Mrs. Alma Prentice Wednesday.
Helen CARRIER is staying at present
at the home of Jas. McKim and wife
in Deloit. while teaching in district
No. Goodrich.
Fred Buman sold horse to Fritz
FRANKIE near Boyer.
Arthur Winey and wife entertained
house full of young people at their
home New Years night The guests
enjoyed themselves with games and
Mrs. Winey is certainly to be con-
graduated upon the excellent refresh
ments served. All enjoyed themselves
greatly and departed at late hour
feeling they had enjoyed the first day
OF the year happy at least.
Mrs. Mearl Myers with her mother
are spending few days at Ida Grove
visiting.
Fred Buman was in Denison Fri
day on business.
B. Boysen had the misfortune to
loose one of his fine fat steers last
week
David Whey is staying with his
daughter. Mrs. Sam Anderson while
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Mr.. Larson's parents. Sunday after
noon and attended church at Bethel
in the evening.
Charley Drake is spending few
days visiting his sister. Mrs. Ben
Wickwire.
Arthur Deitz and wife visited ne
Arion Sunday.
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WEST DENIsON.

Winifred Haworth is enjoying a
visit from her cousin Mable Cole of
Dow City.
Nora Fitzpatrick returned from
Dubuque, where she has been attend
ing school. to spend a few days with
relatives.
Eugene Owens visited his sister.
Mrs. T. A. McGrin last Friday.
John and Henry Evers visited in
Omaha a few day last week.
Mrs. VIM. Bowman and niece Wis
tied with j. Bowman near Buck Grove
last Saturday.
VIM. Lentz and family spent New
Years in Charter Oak.
Nellie Pollock returned to her
school duties at Akron after delight
full two weeks vacation at home.i
Mrs. Alvin Jacobsen is spending a
few days visiting her parents. Mr..
Lowens and wife.
Geo. Powell and wife visited Sun
day with Mrs. Powell's parents, d.
F. Bryan and wife.
Mrs. Cook of Denison visited Fri
day at the home of G.. P. Harvey.
Mrs. N. Haworth is enjoying Wis
is with her parents Mr.. Cole and wife
and granddaughter Hazel from State
Line, Missouri.
Con Houlihan has commenced build
ing on the farm he purchased from
Chas. Smith.
Ed. Granger and wife ate New
Years dinner with Mr.. Rollins and
wife at kenwood.
Fred Evers went to Pomeroy Sat-
urday morning to visit his brother
who is very sick.
Ed. Schramm was business visi-
tor in Denison Saturday.
John Bowman and Nora Fitzpatrick
spent Saturday evening with the lat
ter's sister, Mrs. M. Heating.
Mrs. VIM. Purcell who was quite
sick last week is better.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
ENGINEER FALLS FROM CA3
Runs Seven Miles Before Fire
man Discovers He's Alone.

Omaha, June 9.-Plungins around
sharp curves. through cuts and across
bridges at forty miles an hour without
an engineer in the cab. Burlington
train No. %, st. Joseph to Omaha, ran
a wild course of sever miles just the
other side Of lIentOn's, which ia
twelve miles from Council Bluffs. En-.
Sincer L. Startling had fallen from his
cab and lay unconscious By the Side
of the tracks.
Fireman G. A. Jackson did not know
that the engine "a running wild.
Several sharp curves were taE"n with
un~dininished speed and when there
was no whistle as the train dashed
through Iicnton'S the fireman looked
over to the right side Of the cab and
was Mortified to find il empty.
Fireman Jackson backed the train
slowly and a close watch was kept
for the body Of the engineer. He was
found at the end Of seven mites, un.
conscious and bleeding.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
FLOOD PANIC IN ARMoURDALE
Rush CT Families to Remove House
hold Goods to Higher Land.

''S'N -N''S
The rise of the Kaw river caused a
panic in North Topeka aad the Ar.
mourdalc section Of Kansas City, Kan,
and there was a rush of families 10 70.
move their household goods from their
homes to higher land. In Armourdale,
more than fOur hundred families
moved their furniture, and the STAN.
pedo was becoming general when the
police interviewed. They arrested eX.
prcSSmen who were Tightening house.
holders and obtaining eXOrbitant
prices for moving their goods The
drainage board issued a statement,
SAYING that Il rise Of eight feet more
would be necessary tn iiUOl Armour
dale Packing houses AMI other cstab.
lishments in the bottoms removed the
contents OF the Easements to upper
doors.
The Missouri has reached the dan.
ger line of twcnty-One feet, but Is al
most at n atandstill and is carrying
OF the waters from the Kaw river
easily. The weather bureau gives as.
surance that the crest OF the food is
almost reached, The railroads are the
heaviest sufferers, miles Of track be-
ing washed out in various places and
bridges damaged.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
PILGRIMS IN A WRECK
Nine Killed and Eighty. Three Injured
in a Collision in Italy.

Nine persons were killed and 80 in
jured by a rear.end collision OF a
freight train with a passenger train
at Roccapietra, Most of the victims
were Italian pilgrims returning from
an excursion to the sanctuary Of the
Crowned virgin and came from the
villages in the vicinity OF Varallo.
The passenger train had stopped at
the station on account of an accident
to the locomotive, when a heavily
loaded freight train crashed into it.
The head passenger coach was com
pletely telesCoped and the freight en-.
CINE mounted and crushed the two
next cars.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
RAILWAY MAIL EMBARGO LIFTED
Some Lines Opened to Service, but
Others Still Closed.

Lincoln, June 10.-Chief Clerk But
Ter of the railway mail service re-
ceiycd word that the line Of the Great
Northern through Montana has been
repaired and that mails are now going
through east and west over that line.
The embargo on the Northern Pacific
still exists
Local reports We're that the RulO-
AtchiSOn line is still closed and may
remain closed for several days. The
Union Pacific, south Of Beatrice, t.
Still closed and the railway mail ser
vice has no information as to when it
will be opened. The line north of
Lincoln was opened to service, but it
is badly handicapped by soft track,
The Rock Islands Kansas lines are
still in trouble, bur their main line
east and west is in service and trains
are making nearly schedule time.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
Kinq Edward and Gar Mich.
olas Exchange Visits,
Shores Of RevaI Bay Crowded With
Thousands Of Spectators-Toasts
Emphasize Good Relations Now Elk.
istinu Between the Two Countries.

Edward VII, king Of England,
and Emperor Nicholas Of Russia cx.
changed royal visits on the waters OF
the Bay OF Rcvai III the Gulf of Fin.
land. 1t was a notable meeting and
one which may have 4 tar.rcaChins
effect in the world policies Of the
future.
The day was brilliant with sun.
shine and the imperial yachts. sur
rounded by British ani Russian war.
ships lying in the rOadstead, made a
beautiful and impressive picture. The
hills and the wooded shores of the
bay were crowded with thousands AMI
the arrival OF the British King by sea
and the emperor Of Russia by lanl
was made the occasion Of unbounded
enthusiasm.
During the course Of the day the
king aud emperor were the guests or
the dOwagCr empress at luncheon on
board the Russian Yacht Polar star.
which was rrovuci with guests No
speeches were made al this affair. but
at the state banquet Tn board the Rus.
sian yacht Sidl,'Il lbiSlN Ntl' BIN'll
which were l. dgtily responded -
Both the king aal the cmpciOi spoke
~ English ana tu"y emphasized tho
good relations which EaNc succeeded
the CoolnosS between the two COuN'
tries in the past wears and IN the
peaceful nature Of The new dhieH.
standing.
All the warships were brilliantly Il
Eliminated. but the yachts Polar star
| and Alexandria displayed opccia' cleo.
trical effects. BOttloads OF German,
Estl.onian and Russian residents
! steamed out into the roads'rid an !
s~ercnaGcd the royal visitors with n.
| t.onal ~tolksongs ANA village rounj'.
iay,. the singing of the EsthOnians be
ing particularly pleasing.
King Edward had a long private
conversation with Premier Stulypin
after luncheon. retiring TO tn" cabin
with him. Nothing With regard 10 the
purpolt OF the conversations betwceH
the king and the emperor and the
ministers has been published, but 1t
is understood that they touched polIt
ical relations only ia a general way
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
DENTIST browns IN SALT CREEK
Gasoline Launch Goes over Mill Dam
at Ashland, Neb.

Ashland, Neb., June 9~,--CharleS G..
Whistler, a dentist, was drowned in
Salt creek. With three companions.
Mr.. Whistler attempted to take a ride
in his gasoline launch. The current
Of the creek, which recent rains have
swollen to the dimensions Of n river,
was very swift, and the launch became
u~nmanageable, going owe a mill dam
Mr.. Whistler's companions managed
to grasp the girdcrs OF a bridge as the
boat was swept along and saved them
selves. Mr.. Whistler was a graduate
OF the University OF Iowa and n Of
the leading residents of Ashland.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
RULERS MEET At SEA SEVENSA|LORSNLLED
Boiler Tube on Cruiser Ten
nessee Expiodes.
Victims Blackened Almost Beyond
Recognition by Blast Of Cindcrs,
Steam and SCOT IN fire Pit-Resr
Admiral Sehree Has close Call.

A disaster occurred on board The Unit.
ed States armOrcd cruiser Tennessee
while the snip was ,tramtng at nine
teen knots on Il speed trial ON Point
NucnNnC, California. a steam pip" in
the s~tarbOard engine room bursting
lNd'r 23j pounI, pres IRE. killing sew
en- met oul injurins seven others, all OF
the mon in the mpartmcnt at the
time The explosion. the causc Of
which IS unknown. occurred only a
few minutes after Admiral tricl Sc.
brce. Captain T. u Howard and Chief
Engineer Robertson had lett the en-
2tnc room on "A tour II inspection.
-Four ui the men were Killed instantly
and thrc, more died at san Pedro on
ihc Arrival there Of the Tennessee.
The dead: George Wood. water
tender. scranton Pa. = &. BOggs.
second class fireman. Wnodlawn, Ala;
A. R"iAhold. maChinists' raat", second
class. Germany; Geurge W. Meek, first
class fireman. SkiimOrc. Kan T.. }
Burns. T. j Carroll. = ) MaNdcld.
There were fourteen men In the fire
lN'lal " NV Nv A.F's - ~ - i'''
iu,ho. ia diameter and pu 'loScd with
vat = inside tn" boiler. blew out. driv.
iAS 4 torrent Of scIillug st"am. coal
aust. CLUolrrn aud hu, Lo,,", through
the a,hpit and SHOW 'rcl the hali.
uaLri men.
A b,ast Uf white steam from the
ycnt!laturs told those on dcCh Of the
,,,iI.,, .nl I s,nt.nunt InnnNnnlnr
Robinson. the navigator, Instantly
sounded u general alarm and drop.
ping twenty lines Of hose ready for
instant use In case Of fir. within the
loumed fire com No } the surviving
ssampu were fighting for life, Rel"
hJil and Meek were stricken dead at
their posts. RosgS AMI Wani Crawlcd
or were drac INTO the adjoining
FIRE room, and q | almost Immediate
~. The surviving seamcn. all of whom
received some injuries. acted with the
] greatest herois,n in aiding their un.
fortunate mates
Only a tube exploded. The break
was less than six inches in length.
There was no ~wreckagc, but the eX.
I plosiOn was described by The Surviv.
ors as %!rightful. So goat was the
blast of SCOT and steam that every
man in the was bllckened from
head to foot. while those closest to the
break were literally CODhCd alive
There are sixteen similar fire roOm
but each separated by steel doors, and
the men in adjoining compartments
did not feel the explosion. When the
first outside roscucrS entered the fire
room it was in utter darkness, the
steam and SCOT covering tn" electric
lights and ceiling ana walls with
thick coat. Tn" men in this hrepi'
work naked, except for short Trousers
and slippers, ami the DEAD and IN
iur"d were blackcneh almost beyond
recognition.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
JULIAN coNFEssEs HIS DEED
Oklahoma County clerk Tells Of Muir.
der, Outgrowth Of County Seat Fight.

+. G. Julian, clerk of Mcintosh coun.
T.. held for the murder of General
Dunlap at Eufala, made a full confes.
sion to the crime at Muskogee Jail.
He claims self defense, stating that
General Dunlap entered his room and
fired aud then he killed him.
There is considerable i'll feeling.
both at Eufdia and Checotah, over the
shooting. both towns are under arms
and Governor Haskell has been ap.
pealed to - preserve order.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
South Omaha Live Stock.

South Omaha, June 0.-CattI"-Re-
ceipts. $500; best 1Oc higher, heavy
SLOW; native steers, s5.25m75o; COWS
and heifers, $325HG5o, western
steers. $3.75mG.2J; Texas steers, s. 90
$50; Gamers, S2.5Ou375; stockels
and feeders, $3OOn525; calves. 1926
MG25, bulls, stays, etc, $275mj2j
Hogs-ReceiptS. $500; steady to shad"
lower; heavy. s5.25@575; mixed.
s. 22i.m5 .27is; light, $52oN53O; pigs.
s450m5.OO; bulk Of sales, $524l.0
$50. Sheep-Roceipts, 5000; year
lings, Si50mj.25; wethers. $i2jn
525: ewes. s375N50o; lambs. $j7j
MG25.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
Reunion Of Spanish War Veterans,

LINCOLN, June "A reunion OF span
ish.Amorican Wal Veterans, attended
by nearly two hundred members of the
three Nebraska regiments, was held
here. Among those who attended was
W. I. Bryan, who vas colonel Of the
Third Nebraska. and Governor Shel.
don who was "A captain in Mr.. Bryan'S
regiment. A campfire and business
meeting wa followed by a banquet.
a, which Mr.. Bryan. Governor Sheldon
and others made addresses.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
TROLLEY CRASH KILLS EIGHT
Score OF Others Seriously Injured In
Collision Near Annapolis, Md.

In a head'on collision near Annapo-
lis, Md, between two cars on the
Washington. Baltimore and Annapolis
railroad eight persons were killed out
right and a score of others were seri.
ously injured, some of them perhaps
fatally. The collision was due to a
confusion Of orders. as the line has
been running several extra cars each
day in connection with the commence
ment festivities at the naval academy.
The dead; Richard Norton, Balti.
more; A. II. Schultz. Baltimore; Pc.
lice Patrolman Shrieber, Zach O'Neal.
New York. motorman OF n OF the
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
iNSURGENT SULTAN AT FEE
MuIsi Hafii Enters City With Army
of Twelve Thousand Men.

Mulai Ilafd, the Moroccan insur.
gent sultan, with his entire suite and
an army of 10000 men, entered Fee
with great pomp About % 900 Berber
tTibesmen are reported 10 b" marching
in to join him. liafd left Meqlincz
June 2 and on the next day, it is said.
he completely annihilated the rem
nants Of the Cherarda rebels, Several
of Sultan Abd"l Azi2's functionaries,
who hcd from Kabat. have reached
MeuuiueZ.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
CHICAGO Live Stock.

Chicago, June 9,-Cattle-Rcccipts,
1000; steady to strong; steers, $3.50
ATS; COWS. $40OG6.00; heifers,
S4OONG.55; bulls, $375dj,50; calves.
81 5OM575; stockers and feeders.
50 25M5AO. Hogs-Receipts, 5000;
Sc lower; choice heavy shipping $jf5
1850; butchers. $55O0555; light
mixed, $5iOM j,45; choice light, S545
ass; packing, $490m5.45, pigs, 1915
$500; bulk of sales, Si50Mj40
Sheep-ReceiptS, 1900; l5M2jc high.
er; sheep, $i0OM5OO; lambs, $5,GO4
GO; yearlings. s4.50M 5.25.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
COURT UPHOLDS BIBLE
Attempt to Exclude It from illinois
Schools Results in Defeat.

The Catholics Of Scott county, Ill. who
sought to mandamus the Winchester
school hoard to stop the reading Of
the bible and the recitation of the
lords prayer in the schools, met de-
feat in the supreme court.
That tribunal declined to grant a
petition for a writ OF mandamus which
was brought on an appeal from the
circuit court Of Scott county,
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
Two Tornadoes in Oklahoma.

Two tornadoes passed Shawnee. Okla,
7orty.ive minutes apart, The first
one was seen for many miles, It was
the largest cloud of the many that
have visited Oklahoma this season
While considerable property damage
was done, no fatalities have been re-
ported The storm was most severe
west Of Dale, Okla,
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
An American Tour
For Nebraska Teachers

And their friruI- Excursion will leNyr IN
coin. I 20 u ~ j,uc - VIII Spprd three pr
four Ga,s Mt y, T.. \. convention ~ cleveland;
thCI"' ~,iHtralO. >iag'rh Falls. Toronto. -. Law
rclrc river hv s:canrr thr, urh Ihorsaul IL
andS a,d over tn Rapids. Mnu'cll Iipstpr.
albany. down ia" In son to Nrw NorS. thence
Philadelphia. Washington nni lHiit'Irg. Ask
the ngcilt for M Itinerary and !u. information
or Nri,r III Mmll rSLpmCl.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
George Gould viii Attend Wedding,

Before sailin, for Europe ON the kron
Prinaessin Cecilie, George j, Gould
said Il expect to attend the wedding
of my sister, Anna Gould, to Prince
Hello de Sagan. The marriage is to
take place with my consent. blessing
and with the full consent OF all the
Could family"
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12

tional Missionary union. which has
been in session at Clifford, n. Y,
was concluded with the election OF
officers. Rev J l.. Giaccy of Roches.
ter wa elected president.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12

First and thiri Tuesdays to the We : Including
the famous Big IlurI BlSiu rul Yellowstone
VALLEY, where larg' tracts Of rich ifriGHicl lands
are being opened for settlement by the govern
mcrt and by private conf uuir, NIic u Glenn
Dave, Burlington InudSe"N" Information
Bureau. Omaha; eNccileNI business ulc.iugs in
new growing towns
Write IA brief description Of
your proposed trip, and let Us
advise you how to make it the
best way at the least cost.
j. +. EDWARDS, Ticket Agent.
l.. W. Wakcley, G. Z. A., Omaha, Neb.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
Alleged Bank Robbers Captured.

Fairbury, Neb, June 5.-Sheriff
Lowell OF Republican county, Kansas.
arrived here on his way to Lincoln to
secure a requisitiOn for the return Of
two men supposed to be concerned in
the robbery of the Cuba (Kan) bank,
The men were captured near the town
of Davenport,
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
Ernest kennison Granted j stay.

Lincoln, June 6.-Ernest ). Kcnni
son, sentenced to twentythrce years
in prison, has appealed to the supreme
court for a stay of execution. He
was convicted of the murder OF Sam
d cox. Judge liamer. who Is conduct
ing kennison's case. secured a stay
Of execution and will try To make ar.
rangrmonts for $1,000 bail,
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
BUY, Don't Rent
Editor Northwestern AgricuIturist;

Editor Northwestern Agriculturist;
have been much interested in the articles published in
the Northwestern AgricuIturist giving advice to the Nebras-
ka farmer who has S 500 in the bank, drawing four per cent
interest and himself renting land.
Why is it that so many follow the same old plan eli
one looks back fifteen or twenty years lie will see how the
country has developed, both in the value of the land and the
condition of the country.
What was Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado, the Dakotas, in
fact, our entire north and the west twenty years ago? Com
pare it with the present time and see the advancement that
has been made. Those old opportunities have passed away,
yet there are new opportunities coming forward all the time.
Why should the man rent when he has money in the
bank Why should he not be a borrower instead Of a lender
and own his own land? The improvements on the farm
would then be his own. The rise in the value of the land
would be his, too. He could farm for the future benefit of
his farm; always making his land more productive.
Geo. Herring.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
rs Cents Per Day for Convict Labor.

Lincoln. Jun" 5-Thc state board
Of public lands and buildings adopted
A resolution requiring a payment OF
- cents a day per man for tn" use OF
convict labor. The Lee Broom and
Buster company has paid 50 cents aud
offered an increase of ; per cent. The
rule vii, become effective June II.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
oracey Heads Missionary Union.

with the election Of officers and
n farewell service, the twenty.ffth an.
niversary conference of the Iuterna.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
To Chicago and
Eastern Resorts

Republican convention tickets on sale
June II TO IL Daily low y lrsiou
rates to Canada. Michigan, Wisconsin,
Mimi sofa, Massachusetts and New
York tourist resorts; also low evcur.
sion rates 70 tourist resorts in Maine,
New Ham sire, Vermont.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
LaFollette's Name to Be Presented

Senator LaFOl,ette announced that
Henry T.. Cochems of Milwaukee
would place him in nomination for the
presidential candidate at the Repub.
lican national convention.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12
To Colorado
and Rocky Mountains
Homsseeksrs' Rates

paily low mites to Cuiurud" NIB. Wluw' q
Black Iii Is and Yellowstone Park DemcCu UC
convention At Denver IN jUly.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-06-12

k:ma3m5|
Rate Summer
Tours
the Pacific Coast

Daily low round trip rates to Port.
land, Seattle, Tacoma, san Francisco,
Los Angeles and San Diego, Slightly
higher to include both California and
Puget Sound One whole business day
saved 10y our new schedule to the Pa.
Cifc coast.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-01-14
EffeetuaIly squslehed.

s = d : s a. - Z
The clerk in dry goods store was
waxing sarcastic at the boarding
house table because the schoolteacher
said she was tired. II don't see how
you have the ner~r to say that" he
said. You have snap. Your hours
de short and, although you say you
have to look over papers in the even
ing, reckon you don't have to spend
much time on them. Then look at the
vacations you have-a week or two
at Christmas, another in the spring,
two or three days at Thanksgiving
time and then the entire summer.
Look at me. have to work eight
hours every day, with only half hour
atTnoon, and once in awhile I have to
put in an evening at the store when
they take inventory of stock. And my
vacation! get the legal holidays,
two weeks in the summer and during
the hot months half day of, and
heaven knows what good half day
does! Gee! Schoolteachers certainly
have cinch.'
During this harangue the school
teacher listened carefully to the noise
he made while he talked. When he
finished she said sweetly: "Well, why
don't you become a schoolteacher?
There's no law to prevent you that
know Of
And the rest Of the table grinned
audibly, while the clerk grabbed a
toothpick and went out.-New York
Press. 49,