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Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

What will the republicans Of Latah
county do in regard to the reputation
of the last state PLATFORM The News
predicts the party will attempt to strad-
die, endorsing the Brady gang in one
convention and repudiating him in the
other. Let US serve notice that even
an indirect endorsement OF the Idaho
republican repudiators will be fatal.
There are lot OF republicans who will
balk at machine dictation, and who
not swallow Reputation directly or l. =
directly. Now, what are the republi-
cans going to do about it?
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

Do the republicans of Latah county
really want the News to misrepresent
facts? Shall we cover up the dis
honesty OF the party leaders, making
excuses for the deliberate crookedness
of those in control? Has it reached
the point where American citizens,
calling themselves republicans, demand
that republican editors sacrifice honor
for party success, right or wrong2
Some republicans act and talk like it
is an objectionable sin to be honest in
politics.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

Just remember that Troy is to have
one OF the best public schools in the
state. When the fall term of school
opens it will be in beautiful eight
room brick, with a modern heating
plant, and all modern conveniences.
Besides this, the school itself will be
OF high grade, for the corps of teach
ers is efficient and capable of running
the kind of school that a good town
ought to have.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

1t pays to raise good stock. Blood
ed hogs grow bigger and quicker than
scrubs, just as do blooded cattle and
horses. Why not make an effort to
improve your herd7 Why not wee d
out the poor mich COWS, and get N
line to make money out Of dairying?
The rea on so many fail to make money
out OF cattle is that they haven't the
right kind OF cattle.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

One has only to drive through the
country east OF Troy to be convinced
of the fact that the Scandinavian peo-
pie are valuable citizens. Thousands
of acres OF iimbered lands have been
cleared and transformed into beautiful
fertile farms, adding much wealth to
the county and state. They are good
citizens. H..
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

A teacher asked new boy in the
Weiser school his name. "T-t-tommy
Trt-talor," he replied. And do you
stutter all the timer" asked the teach
er. N-n-no, o-only w-when I t-t-talk,"
replied the boy.-American.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

Don't talk panic or hard times.
II is catching, and tends to discourse
others who would do something. Be
cheerful. Remember that things might
be worse. no matter how bad they are
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

The citizen who becomes so blinded
and prejudiced that he can twist the
skulduggery of his own party into vir-
tues, and supports the political lead
ers, even when rotten to the core, is
not doing his duty. A man ought to
be citizen first.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

Stand up for Troy. 1t is a good
town and always will be. 1t has natural
resources sufficient to support a place
much larger than our town now is, and
the fellow who thinks Troy is going to
quit growing is off his base.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

Culdesac is agitating the matter Of
building a cheese factory at that
point. II is an industry that is COM
ing sooner or later, and instead Of i'm
porting this product we will make it
here at Troy.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

The Pocatello Advance continues to
divide its space between bowling for
Jim Brady for governor and the
reason why saloons are a good thing.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19
Sometime
New!

Under the new management of
the Rietmann Hotel everything
has been placed in a clean, SAM
tary cOndition-newly papered
and new furnishings installed
A trial will convince you that
it is a fine place to put up at
while in Troy.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-06-19

Six months ago Speaker Cannon
thought he might take the presidency
if it came to him right. Now he be-
gins to think he will be lucky il he
gets sent back to congress. Wallace
Times.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
First Voters Club.

Plans pr. under Uay for the orEani
gallon or First V.tsrs' clubs in every
school 3is,~fr, in ponusyly,uia to .n
LIST ,rg.e ,ynn will cns, a president or
yof. for tho first timo in tho ranks Of
tho militant R,,un,icars in thn praa,
rati,r.I cpp,,st
D.rn,t. fr,,, cvorv mart of tho
corrtrv SHOW that tho trnnI Of sorti.
,,,,, ar,,,,,. 49,, v,,,,, ,,,n ,s tov,rl
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

To dispose Of questions which should
not I've asked as speedily as possible let
us say that Mr.. Taft is not Roman
Catholic. He Is a member Of the I'ui-
tartan church. That was the church of
his parents. and h" has never scparut.
ell himself from 1t. Ills wife. however
Is an Episc"pailau. and he vorsa.p~
more often bcsid" her in her church
These are the facts. which are utter
ly and absolutely unlmportnnt. The
matter of mans religion has no right
full place in consideration Of his iitr.u--
for the presidency. The constitution
of the nation daincd and established
''to secure 'lessings of liberty To-
ourselves am IF postcrlty," expressly
places the very suggestion of such
thought outside the pale Of patriotism.
No words can he clearer than these
from our country's fundamental law,
mo religious test ever shall he re-
quired as qualification to any ofiic"
or public trust under the United
States"
The numerous queries about Mr.,
Taft's religious belief show simply the
extent to which his enemies have gone
to rouse some prejudice against him
Since there. was no spot upon his whole
clean record of private conduct ani
public service to which they could
point TO Taft's detrlment they display
cd their willingness to descend To- any
depth Of petty, cowardly, contrmp'h.n
attack that might DO him harm.-Phi.a
delphla North American.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
Thinas Bryan Would Eoroet.

The most important because the
most curiously novel. feature of Mr..
Bryans address Is his apotheosls of
the party platform. A new doctrine Of
infallibility is embodied In these SEN
tences at the very beginning of Mr.,
Bryan's speech:
A platform is binding as to what 1t
omits as well as to what 1t contains.
A platform announces a party's posi-
tion on the questions which are at is
sue, and an official Is not at liberty to
use the authority vested In him to urge
personal Views which have not been
submitted to the voters for their ap-
prevail
1t Is natural that Mr.. Bryan should
disavow certain "Omitted Issues" such
as free silver. government ownership
OF railroads, the initiative and referen.
dunn, attacks upon the courts and 9TH
er theories which at times he sanction
ed overhastily IN the past But he Is
unfortunate IN his manner of express.
ing that disavowal.
A party platform Is not political
holy writ. The American people
choose for president man, not n
clerk, to carry out tho orders OF con.
vention committee. A platform is not
prophetic code of conduct, but q
summary OF basic principles, to lie al.
tered, amended or enlarged according
to the cOuntry's needs.-philadelph
North American.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Taft talked straight talk" to his
countrymen about every issue that cu.
crosses the thoughts of Americans -
day. Bryan promises Il series of post
scripts to dispose of tariff. railroads
currency, trusts and everything else ut
real Importance. And then he engage
In one Of his melancholy searches after
a "paramuunt issue" and finds it IN
the rhetorical. fustinu and tIn~rI pIatt
tudc, "Shall the p""l,ir rule
1t is the Old, old story. The garb of
the conservative docs not sit well upon
the born trG>aurr. Mr.. NlNan has put
forth Il tarrful. smoothly phra>rd bun
die of grncrali1s4. and Ia" has done So
ut the very msm"ut when thc moHtaI
appetite of the whole prnpl" i sharp
eued for strong meat aIl moi wind
pudding.
With Il score Of honestly disputed
and Important questions open. h"
chooses deliberately t. select u~ the
chief issue of tn" raulHi-u u pn,.N 10
which there Is absolutely uu u'-a...
response shall the irup'c ru.rt ih"
people always hay" ruled aud always
will rule,-Ihiladclphia Nurth Amnr..
can, Aug. II, 1905.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10


Accoruih" l" '.-'''iS'er w. the Chi-
nesc cmprror's able representative In
vo,,.i,.,. ,,..i..,,t.,, L.i,,..,..,,, l.,
""''''N''''' '''' ''''''i"i N'htu'H' "
. In dead earnest today In its efforts to
dos..,,., .,,.I ,,,i.,.,;, t., ,,,,oo ,r,,r,,
"'' ''''' - i'"
the worlds powers. The old regime
has passed, and progress is IN the sad
die. Twenty-Five yenrs ago Minister
WI was himself student of western
institutions. He described his troubles
In recent speech to 1876 Chinese boys
now being educated In an American
school:
When began learning the English
,.,.. nnsu"sS ron,i%''hy a.hrm'rs W. VIZ s m"s
despised. and thusc who wished to study
1t had TO- do 1t privately Foreign edu,
down un"n THY ,ycT, cnnsiI,r"d almost
barbarians and traitors. In cases Of ne
tpsS wor %'I ,r,ucIn,Iv r",no~cd os trans'
lators or interpreters. They were not In
uust'I WIN respohs'n'' lume''nhs OF ap-
Poih.eu " inPo' AM PISS "a ...c ~ ~,
.tea' , So '.I' W. NJ, W., ',p,.'.,., 80
o'at upo. ','e i'tui 90 ne te,, ~, t"' .' u' "
men n,uuSn''o ~ E''''',' '' i''A '''e' "e''
NJ, p'orui's W "a" - un.'',i,
ut .'i''va n"ar "aiPns Ist ul'"
tne cohuiNnhs are ht present uHieicht
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
CLUB MEN WILL
RALLY FOR TAFT
Great Gathering Anticipated al
State League Convention.
Especial Correspondencel

mighty host Of stalwart young Re
pu.'ioans will assemble here on Wed
ne lay, snpt. l6. to rstify the action
OF the convention which placed the
Tar- shermpn ticket in the field, and
to formally iaaururate the campaign in
Pennsylvania to he wagei by the State
L,a-ue Of Republican Clubs.
This will he the twenty.secund an
nvai Convention Of the league. and all
indications point to It being the most
successful in the history Of the or
gar.z1tl0n.
Vice Presidential Candidate Shcr.
man Senator Boies Pcnruse. Congress.
man Nicholas Dongwurth and John
Hays Hammond will be among the
principal orators at the mass meeting
to De held on the opening night Of the
convention.
This will he the first convention to
he addressed by Senator Penrose for
some years, and by reason OF the
prominent part he is to take In the
management OF the national campaign
his remarks will have special signif
CauCe.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
Mr.. Taft and "Coloncl Boxey. -"


Every day except Sunday Judge
Taft engages IN q spirited struggle
with his ndvcrSnIicS the two Colonels
Against Colonel Bryan he wages war
on the il"ll Of politics. Against "Colo-
nei Rog"y" h. drives. approaches
puts and occasionally foozlcs on tn"
golf links. Every one knows who
Colonel Bryan Is. Colonel Bogcy" is
less fortunate. He Is the mythical
golfer who always plays each hole on
the links IN exactly the number of
strokes that good player should use.
Unlike other golfers, the Colonel" Il
never "oif his Cnme." He never goes
up In the air" or "eXplodcs with
loud report" on III" next To the last
green 10y doing the seventeenth hole In
ten strokes instead of four. He never
pulls a shot, never slices Il drive, never
foo2.cS his approach; also he never
Uses unpariamentary language.
1t wns recently reported at Hot
Springs that Judge Taft had played
eighteen holes there In cighty-cight
strokes. OF course he was playing
against the mythical Colonel" for
that great exponent of the royal and
ancient game never leaves the links
colonel Rogcy's" record for the links
was not revealed at the time Judge
Taft's score was given ont. hut It
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Hon. William II. Buchanan is one OF
the leading union men OF western New
York and In 1907 was the Democrat
candidate for assemblyman In Chau
tauqua county. This Is what he has tc
say Of tho effort Of Mr.. Gompers t.
turn tho labor vote over to Mr.. Bryan.
Il am union labor man, and want
to say further that no man can carry
the labor vote into the Democratic
camp. / know how union labor men
feel In this city, and three-fourths of
them VIII stand by the Republican
party because only In that way have
they the assurance of freedom from
the business disturbance that Mr.. Bry.
an promises for mt least four years II
he can he elected. We workingmcn
can't earn wages II statesmen are put
IN office to disturb business and make
trouble"
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

The car OF progress hnds many oo-
stacles In It's pain "hen stage
coaches took the pace OF r1ding
horses ana shudIepugs Tue oiu iasn-
Toned Englishman slgheu ana KICKED
and wrote letters 10 the newspapers
In 100 Ut. snolleN wrote IN hum
phry Clinker that on 'he highroauS
leading TO LONDON one must lie ST.
fed with dust anu lreSSeh 10 uea'h IN
the midst OF post chaises' wagons ana
coal horses. loday 'he automoplle
Is denounced as bit'er! uE modern
Britons as the suaEec"aci' was ue-
nounced 10y thelr toreia'hers OF nun
drd ana my years ago Inc Lon
don lines prints coiuHlhS OF com
plants 10 inc enec' 'hat au'oihopiles
destroy tne roaus' III houses hions
them WIN uust anu enuanger Iie. IN
America tneSe conhpiaints nave Ia
miilar sounu' Inc hlo'o'ls' mas ~"
friends, save those VINO get Tree
ride IN MS car iet nc mas come 10
stay, ana ne chnhot I've suPiresS'Nl.
Ills car Is 'ue car VI l'"S''NS' IL hc
destroys the r"ahS ''''N must '' re-
built LOT ne HAS '''c S'''u' I'-"' w uN'
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
Campaian Eunds.

1--WE welcome MIR. Taft 10 this nd
vanced ground" said Mr.. Bryan In one
OF his numerous interviews since the
Denver convention. The ground refer
red TO Is Mr.. Tufts statement that no
campaign contributions would hc ~
cclycd from corporations. Mr.. Bryan
Intended to convey the impression that
Mr. Taft had come To that determine.
tiun after the Denver convention. In
that the Democratic "pccrlcss one" II
not honest, Mr., Taft Is a law abiding
citizen. such contributions nre uulaw,
ful, made 81 by II law passed by n Re,
publican congress nt the instance Of -
Republican administration OF which
Judge Taft was II part six months he
fore the Denver convention. BE hon.
est, Mr. Bryan, II you can!
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Sir oliver Lodge university presi-
dent, electrician and distinguished all
around scientist. seems I" lee the latest
man Of cmincnc" captured 10y the spir-
itualisii" cult. sir oliver was knight
ed for great scientific discoveries. and
anything II" says is naturally of Inter
est. In Harpers Sir oliver thus re-
fers to efforts OF the Society For
psychological Research to comnuni
cate with the other world:
The boundary between m" two states.
,ioi hn, I, is wcnrr,.f. ~, In yi,c.s orI
like cxcavntors engaged in boring tun-
me- ir" i "s n,por oI ,,',t '' rT,,r ~,
to hear now and again tho strokes of tne
plekaHes OF our 'on'ra'i'S q" inc "'her
CT o,,,or ,o,,o,os ,b,, l,, cham
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

that she as guvcrurSs met with just
such treatment ON all sides.
"Shc said that un the lawn of her
country house her mistress once intro.
.luccd her To- n gentleman.
"'Miss JoEcs.' So the Introduction
concluded. Is our g"ycrncSs. you
know
The govCrucSs looked nt her mis-
tress cXpcctantly, as II waiting for
something.
And she said 4 beg your pardon
but what does the gentleman do?
"'What do You mcanT snld the mis-.
trcss haughtily.
"'You have told him my occupation.
said the govcrncSs Now ! want to
know his. SO that the acquaintance
may start fair"
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
Prizes For Clubmen.

Robert B. Hahgood. president of the
State League, has been here and has
cordially approved Of all Of the ar
rGuGements for the entertainment II
the visitors. Prizes are to be awardcl
to the clubs sending the largest dole
cations and for those coming the long.
est distance.
TIL league clubs are to take a con
spiauous part in the campaign and
will cooperate with state Chairman
Andrews aud the various county com
mittoes in arranging for mass nee
ines and providing the speakers and
distributing literature.
Pennsylvania cluhmcn have a warm
feeling in their hearts for Judge TAFT
whose strong character and sturdy pa
triotism appeal especially to the young
men.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Rear Adniml Sp"rry's fleet Includes
the Glacier otherwise known ns the
floating pantry" the hospital ship
Relief and n number ot collicrs, II
any more 1--we bears, diugocs, mon.
keys parrots ana kanTaroos nre pre-
scntod to officers and men ms mascots'
Spcrry viii think be- has Nuaks ark
I. ith him
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
NEW SHORT STORIES


Mrs. Phelps Stokes, at a dinner In
New York. condemned the customary
treatment Of domestic servants.
ION account Of this treatment" she
Iaid. Intelligent young men and wo-
men keep out Of domestic service, de-
Ipite the good pay and the comfort.
But who can blame thcm7 In a
,ourt of law one day a man cook was
:estifying. and simply lccausc he was
/ cook everybody thCn' from the judge
iown to the crier, felt entitled to call
lim 10y hts first name. Had he been
cart driver they would have called
lim Mr.. Smith. But, no; he was In
domestic service.
"a young rovernoSS. Nassar girl.
urned 20 me during the trial and said
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Though the Australians constitute
part Of the great British empire
they are living under republican
form of government They speak the
English language. They admire Amer
lean institutions and Initiate them.
Like Americans, they are hus,lcrs
and they believe in standard Of liy.
Ing which Is not based on competition
with Asiatic labor. Remembering
th's" things, their wonderfully cnthu-
sinstic welcome to the American fleet
Is cnsily understood
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Tho three volum" novel, once so
70 suit the populnr taste. But the
'r"nl of today Is not altogether to-
wHm hrcrI'y When first nominated
for 'h" presidency I.uc"'u'S speech Of
a"r'Ntun" 10 the notification commit
tc" contained l3H words. aul IN his
formal letter of arcrptauc" rhrr" were
hUt l3i words.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Candidate Chaliu, having fallen into
the water tnuk ont west aud having
stopped half n brick with his person at
Springfield, will, II he Is going to kccr
m the Hmclight, have tn lose his din
monds or do buck and wing Win
Mrs. Nalion.- Aliuucapuli, journal
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Mr.. Bryan crtlclscs Mr. Taft for
adding to the Republican platform. In
mount issues" which Mr. Bryan sub,
tractcd from the nomocratir platform
would fill several lursr volumes
Omaha Bee.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
Odd.

The English language seems to be
Quite queer at times, for when
A Jovial friend goes on a spree
We say. Hes on again"
Denver News-Times.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

\ Cincinnati man who was Il con.
nolSseur concerning collins, fearing
that his gricving relatives would pick
out the wrong shade or design after
Il" was too dead to object, had his own
collin mHdc 70 order several years ago
at an oXpons" Of 5000 And yet, after
an, death caught him mapping When
hr died a frw days ago he Ind grown
80 large around that the coffin no
longer fitted him. Few men have n
$500 posthumous joke played on them.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

It was "hrain storm" In Harry X.
rhaw's case and double emotional
insanity" In the case Of the IIains
brothers. ~ mad world, my mas
ters"-uutil after acqnttal!
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Another man has discovered sys-
TEN with which, he says. he can beat
the races The only way TO bent the
races Is 10 keep AWAY from them
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

FreddIe-There's man out there
who says he has not had anything to
eat for two weeks.
Mrs Cohwigger-IS he tramp2
Frcddlc-No, ma; he says he is n
summer boardcr-New York World.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Although IL makes mo mad when mon
TAX "shup." It makes mo hopping
To be umou- tho women when
They start in talking shopping.
Denver News Times.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
ANTlNEGRo PLANKS IN WEST
VIRGINIA DEMOCRATIC
PLATFORM.


We favor the enactment Of a law rc-
quirinC common carriers engaged in
passenger traffic to furnish separate
coaches or compartments for white and
colOrcd Passengers
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Some folks" said Uncle Eben.
"seems 80 skynrt foh fenh dey won't
glib do debble his due dat dey seems
liable TO fohglt about whut's comm to
de yothuh people. Washington Star.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

May-Therc We're several army OFF,
GERS there, but not one Of them asked
me to dance.
Rclle-And they are accustomed to
the smell of powder too.-Judge.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

'DO you" he asked. when the beau
tiful young widow had promised 10 lie
his, believe IN long cngagementsY"
"Only In the matter Of cooks" she
sweetly replicd.--Chicago Record-IIer-
aid.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
Life.

Knickcr-Wisdom comes too late to
be of much use.
Bocker-And by the time your lungs
are developed you are too big to cry
New York Sun.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Great things ar" expected ~ electric.
ity on the farm II the future. Give 1t
something easy at first. Let il teach
a wabbly calf to drink milk out of
pail.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Hot weather is a great help after
ALL"
what do you mean?"
"When It is hot we feel justified in
putting off unpleasant work till 1t
grows cooler"-Chlcago Record-IIcr-
AID
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10
Tho Usual Catch.

$50 Bragley was out fishing yester-
day. How many did lie bring back
with him?"
"Oh, about n dozen"
"A dozen what? l5ass?"
"No; fish stories" - Philadelphia
Prose-
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Judge Parker Is uhorinS for lh,
Bryan cause In California, which re
Gals the fuct that BryaA'S campaign in
Nebraska for Parker kept the Rrpub-
lican majority In the stat" down To
S6,0O0.-St. Louis Gluhc-D Democrat.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

! love tho grasshoppor, for he
Exhnlcs such wild security;
Ho hops and does not care Jot
II he lands upside down or not.
Chicago Record Herald.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-09-10

Bills lie n willing worker?
Jill-Well, | never heard him Kick
when lie could work anybody. .--IUn
kers Statesman.