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TOLEDO GRAIN.

Toledo, o., Oct Is
Wheat, per bu., $1.02A.
Corn, 73c.
Rye, 7Sc.
Oats, so.
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Richmond Seed Market.
Grunge & Col
Timothy, per blu. Observation-Disclosures $40
Glover seed .s4.a59 $3.50
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indianapolis Grain.

indianapolis, Ind, Oct. Is
Wheat, 80.
Corn, 70c.
Oats, As 1-4c.
Rye. 20.
Timothy. $1,000.
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ELKHORN.

FURNISHED by Elkhorn MilIs.)
GRAIN
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coed housewives prefer Gold Medal
Flour. SALONS.
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HASKELL STOLE
INDIAN LAND

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indianapolis Market.

INDIANAPOLIS LIVESTOCK,
HOGS
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DENTIST.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

Wilson & Pohlmeyer
Is North 10th. Phone 1885. Private
ambulance. sept2-tf
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WANTED-Sweepin cleaning or
work of any kind by the day at 46
s. 9Th st. 26-3t
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WANTED-Position as housekeeper
with elderly people for good home.
Address "Y", care Palladium. 27-2t
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Chicago.

CHICAGO GRAIN AND PROVISIONS
(By CorreH aud Thompson. Brokers
Eaton O..
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ONE GENT
PER WORD
EACH INSERTION.
WANTED.

WANTED-House or flat, 5 to
rooms, Modern. n. s. Cox. 26-3t
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Richmond Hay Market.
Richmond.
CATTLE.

(Paid by Richmond Abat.oir)
st hogs. average 200 to
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
600
"O0OO
6QOQ0
DIAGRAM OF BOARD.

in n hand and a string attached to
the nearest king bean In the other.
Having decided which is to play first.
each player In turn shoots his dart at
his adversary's beans, all the beans on
the dark half of the board belonging
to the player whose king bean is OH
that side and all the beans on the light
half belonging to the other player.
When a player spears an adversary's
bean so that it cal be carried off the
board on the point Of the dart, he
counts the number marked on the cir
Gle from which 1t was taken. If he
misses he counts nothing, and If he
strikes or his own ground instead of
his opponents he loses fiye-that is to
say, five Is deducted from his score.
When a player spears his opponents
king bean he counts 100. But a player,
If he thinks his adversary Is trying to
spear his king bean, may pull 1t away
by the thread. If, however, he pulls it
away on a false alarm before the other
shoots or when the dart strikes with
in n of the other circles he loses five.
But If the dart strikes within the king
bean circle or If 1t strikes In the
space between the circles, but not on
the players half of the board, neither
counts. 1t is the object of each player
to mislead his opponent on this point
and make his adversary believe he is
about to attack the latter's king bean
when in reality he is aiming at some
thing else. Whoever first scores ITO
wins the game.
Small counters of felt or stout cloth
can be used instead of beans and will
5asY
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
Left Side Is Best Side.

"ProfleT' said the photographer.
'"Then turn the left side, please"
The young girl looked impressed.
ibid you notice it?" she asked. "You
must have sharp eyes. I thought it
was a fact known only to myself"
"What fact?" asked the photogra-
pher.
"Why, the fact that the left side Of
my face Is a little better than the right
side and that the left profile is more
regular"
"Ohp' said the photographer. "Of
cours I noticed that. That, you know,
is the case with everybody. Every
body's left profile is better than the
right one. The eye is opened more
fully, the mouth has a finer curve, the
cheeks contour is firmer, and the hair
about the temples is thicker.
"Notice after this the profile photo
graphs you come across, and you'll find
that nine out of ten of them portray
the left side of the face"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
cRAMP.
Some Mistaken Notions About Drown
ina Corrected,

~
An expert swimmer says that all the
talk we hear about cramp as the cause
of drowning is wrong, says the Chica-
go News. There is only one form of
cramp that is fatal to a swimmer, and
that is cramp in the stomach, which is
very rare. The popular notion is that
it is a cramp in the arms or the legs
that makes people drown. Cramp Of
this kind does sometimes attack a
swimmer; but, though 1t is painful, it
Is not dangerous. He does not, if so
attacked, become p~aralyzed and go to
the bottom, but begins to struggle and
to cry for help. If he will stand the
pain for a short time and keep his
head he can by his own efforts work
the cramp off.
Another mistaken notion is that a
drowning man throws up his hands
just as he is sinking. As a matter of
fact, 1t is only a good swimmer that
can throw up his hands In the water,
for he has to tread water to do it, and
a man drowning does not tread wa
ter. If he did he would not drown.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
Some Women Abroad.

In Dutch Guiana the women carry
about their waists in large fiat bags, or
namented or plain, all the family saw,
ings, In the shape of heavy bracelets
and anglets, necklaces and even
crowns of gold and silver.
The Japanese woman does not black
en- her teeth under any mistaken idea
that 1t makes her less beautiful. She
does 1t to make herself as unattractive
as possible and is supposed to have no
desire to please the other sex.
The headdress and coral jewelry of
a German woman are usually heir
looms and vary greatly according to
the financial status of the family. The
gold ~fastenings of the necklaces may
be anything from a small clasp to one
the size of a brooch, covered with X
pensive filigree work.
When large enough to satisfy the
pride of the owner, the clasp is always
worn In front. One or all of these
pieces of jewelry must form a part OF
every smart girls dot" while among
the farming people her dover mainly
consists of cows and sheep.
A Spanish maiden who is the least
bit attractive is always attended by
young man. He is called her 'novio,'
and it is his privilege to ACCOMPANY
her on her walks, though, of course
her mother or maid is also In attend
ance to play propriety. His courtshiI
seldom ends in his becoming engaged
to the young woman, but while it lasts
she must be obedient and loyal to him
If he should transfer his affections tt
another fair damsel the sighted one
has no redress, as an old custom gives
him the right to do So, and the friend
ship must be regarded in thu
light of a broken engagement.
A marriage is settled by the heads O
the two families chiefly concerned, anC
until this comes to pass the youni
Spaniard may be the novio of as man.
girls as he chooses, n after another
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
the method of a man as her skirt is

the method Of a man as her skirt Is
from his trousers.
If she is in her own home, with
plenty of space and sitting In a capa-
cious rocking chair, she has room
enough to do it successfully. If she is
anywhere else, she instantly becomes
n public nuisance.
A man opens his paper sharply, keep
ing the sheets closely together, folds
1t lengthwise in half, then doubles it,
making 1t into a fiat pamphlet, and
reads 1t comfortably. He doesn't
gouge any ones eyes out or knock off
hats or tickle the backs of ears and
necks.
But a woman! She opens the sheets
and then spreads out their entire
length In front of her, up In the air.
with both arms extended at full length
to hold the edges. The fact that she
Is reading the first column on the first
sheet does not prevent her from keep
ing the paper spread out In this posi-
ton during the whole time she Is read
ing.
When she turns another sheet she
pushes the whole thing a bit higher in
the air, makes as much of q breeze as
she can when she is turning 1t and
then readjusts 1t again In this spread
eagle position.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
Woman'sWOrld
cEClLE CHAMINADE.
The Only Living Woman Composer
With Any P~retensions to Celebrity.

witt any FTetenSionS TO ~OefeDTlty.
Ceeile Chaminade, whose husband,
NJ. Carbonel, died lately, will visit
America for the first time. this fall.
For years past Nine. Chaminade has
been receiving offers from American
managers. II made her one myself
three years ago, which she declined, as
ghe had declined others, on the ground
that her poor health would not permit
her to cross the ocean," said Charles
Henry Meltzer, who recently inter-
viewed the charming composer.
Nov, however, as she assured me
while I sat chatting with her in her
summer home at LIE Vesinet, neal st
German. she feels strong enough to
brave anything, even the American
critics, whom her Partisan friends, it
seems, have been using as scarecrows
to prevent her leaving them.
"Of course you know-and If you
don't l strongly advise you not to say
so-that. since the death of Augusta
Holmes, Cecile Chaminade is the one
living woman composer with any pre-
tension TO celebrity.
Her songs, her sonatas and her bal
let, 'Callishoe,' are known to the whole
world. Many of her works have been
played at the American Symphony con
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02

certs, and her Prelude For Organ
was performed at the funeral of no
less important a person than the late
lamented and respect worthy Queen
Victoria.
"How do l composer she said.
4 am most likely to be inspired when
l am In the woods or by the sea, quite
close to nature. Usually when an idea
comes to me l mediate over 1t for a
time. Then, sometimes without need
ing any piano, / begin to write.
..Refa11nit Il Erittep s1pRst
composers hear-and | meal this lit
erally-every note of the music / com
pose. | hear every instrument in the
orchestra for, which l an scoring my
work as clearly or almost as clearly as
If real instruments were performing
my music for me. Once while / was
composing the loudness of an imagi-
nary instrument annoyed me SO much
that I startled some of my friends who
were with me by exclaiming: ooh. that
oboe! That abominable oboe!' "Why.
what's the matter with your" said ono
of them. "Noth8ng," l answered. 81
was only thinking"
"sWhich Is the most popular of my
compositions? I think my song called
"L'Anneau d'Argent," or 1.-THE Silver
Ring" Over 100000 copies of 1t have
been sold, and 1t has been sung every
where. Another song, ISL j'etais Jar
DINER" is also a great favorite.'"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
MAKING Jam.

The primitive method of stirring
jam for hours while preserving it has
given place to a more simple method,
which is not only much less difficult,
but the fruit has a more natural flavor.
Mash the fruit thoroughly with a wire
potato masher, add the same quantity
Of sugar, pint for pint, and place in a
granite kettle on the stove to boil.
AS soon as 1t has thoroughly boiled it
can be removed and the jars immedi-
ately filed and sealed.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
Teach Children to Be Tidy.

A waste paper basket should form
part of every nursery equipment.
Children should be taught to put into
1t all scraps of paper, cuttings from
dolls d~ressmaking and any other little
odds and ends that would otherwise
litter the nursery floor.
1t will teach them an excellent lesson
In tidiness and be good training, espe-
cially for the girls, for the day when
each will have a home of her own.
While children are young 1t Is com
p%aratively easy to teach them to be
tidy, but the lesson is hard to learn in
later life.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
What Dreams Mean.

Jubilee.-To dream that you are at a
jubilee is { SURE sign that you will
have a fortune left you by some rich
relatives.
Ladder.-To dream YOU ascend a lad
der signifies honor, but to dream you
descend a ladder betokens damage.
Danger.-If you dream you are in
danger, it will be very fortunate for
you. If a oerson so dreaming be in
business, 1t foretells success and great
profit.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
Cathedral Curtains.

There are some lovely imported ma
dras curtains brought out by the deco
rators that give the exact effect of
cathedral glass.
They are hung without fullness,
straight against the window pane in
side the window woodwork. They may
be finished with merely a hem or a
small ball fringe. They really give a
dim religious light.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
Young Folks
GAME OF KING BEAN.
Any Clever Boy Can Make the Simple
Apparatus Required.

Get a clean pine board of about 10
by Is inches and mark 1t out In circles
of about two inches In diameter, as
represented In the chart. Half the
board could be blackened with ink or
paint, as indicated. and the circles col
ored white. Then make two darts,
about six inches long, out of pine
wood, with a feather at one end and
a needle at the other. Soak q number
of split beans in water until they are
quite soft and place n in every cir
Gle. Attach a thread to each Of the
beans you place in the circles marked
liking beam"
To play the game the two players
now seat themselves on opposite sides
of a table on which they have placed
the bean board, each holding a dart
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
New Cause For Alarm.

The Washington hostesses are afraid
that a change in the administration,
whether a Democrat or Republican is
elected, may take from office a number
of nice young men who have helped
out so much In social affairs during the
last eight years. 1t so often happens
that the young men appointed to office
are not altogether ~presentable as
guests at balls and dinners.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
Want Name "suffraarettev proppcc

Certain persons think 1t is time to
stop trying to be funny with the term
"suffragette." A London paper says:
ThnBr glmu mas cos1e tu-d6an1odND
the s~uffragist movement has taken a
serious place in politics. 1t is used as
a term of reproach and does not en-
rich the language. Women do not
want the vote to maintain a distinc-
ton, but to obliterate it. They want
to be suffragists and citizens just as
men are. Therefore we have no place
for such a mongrel word as "suf-
fragette' in our political vocabulary.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
GUESSING sono.

We are very, very many, and. although
SO small we be,
With our numbers we are able TO control
the mighty sea.
You may tread on us at pleasure, but re-
member as you go
That we keep a faithful record Of your
passing to and fro.
80 II you are bent on mischief kindly go
some other way.
Let us have no guilty secrets to conceal
or to betray.
For 1t pleases US far better when we
share your lawful sports
And you pile us UP and shape us into
monuments and forts.
Answer.-The sands Of the seashore.-St.
Nicholas.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
d

How do guns kick without legs?
They kick with their breeches.
What did Jack Frost say when he
proposed to the violet? Wilt thou,
and it wilted.
Why is a person reading these conun
drums like . man condemned to under
go a military execution Because he
is pretty sure to be riddled to death.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
The True Home.

Homes are not built of bricks and
mortar. 1t is the people, not the places,
that make the homes. The face of a
smiling woman, the patter of tiny feet
and the music Of children's voices
aye, even the barking Of a dog and the
human look of joy at u coming
bring US the nameless charm that we
call "home."-London Throne.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02

Mrs. Annie Rockefeller, who recently
received her degree of LII. B. from the
New York university, will, it is said,
put out her sign stating that she will
receive only woman clients. She is the
pioneer In New York In the lawyer for
women field
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
Again.

Museum Attendant-We cannot tell
whether this mammal is one or several
million years old.
Old Gentleman-Heml I see. Female
Of its species, chr
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
The Woman and Her Paper,

Did you ever notice how a woman
opens a paper? II is as different from
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1908-10-02
william e. Zel1er
Counsellor at Law.

Agent for Royal Insurance Co., etc.
Solicitor and Master in Chancery.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
Why He Did 1t.
SYMPATHETIC NATURE.

The deed was done. A bright fash
n the crate, and all was over. Nor
inner Maxwell had burned his unclc's
viii. He and his three brothers would
Inherit the estate equally.
Why did he do this thing? His un-
.le had loved him and had treated his
Wild escapades with lcniency. And
when the old man realized that his
health was failing his heart ycarned
,or tho HANDSOME. wayward youth,
and he made a viii leaving his entire
fortune to Mortimer Maxwell.
1t was this document that fell into
he young mans hands. After he read
I iie buried his face in his hands and
'cn1ained for some moments in pro-
ound thought. suddenly he started
Up and cried: ut must not be! MY
,rothcrs shall never have an oppor-
unity to contest this will and let thi.
orincely fortune be dcvoured by the
greedy cormorants of the law, Nol
shall they lay the Gatiering JUNCTION
% their souls that they have bluffcd
ne into an an1icablc settlement
And he destroyed tho will as above
mentioned.
Then he went forth into tie air With
he free. glad stop of,a man who thinks
le has level head
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
Bobby Scored.

What, Bobby.
in trousers!" cx-
claimed the Wis
itor. How long
have you been
wearing them?"
Not very long" !"
replied B o b b y.
"Only down to my
knees"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
Sped the Parting.

Eva-I hear that
they eloped at
midnight by a
dark moon.
Edna-Yes, and
her father detect
ed the elopement
and ran after them
with a whip.
Eva = Gracious.
And did he catch
them?
Edna = Oh, he
wasn't trying to
catch them. He
was merely trying
TO speed the horse,
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
Hard Lines,

Il tell you. man
was not meant to
live alone. The
young man III
business who is
not married is Sc
riously handicap
ped
That's what.
Not being able to
put his property
in his wife's name,
he's at the mercy
of his creditors
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
He Found His Man.

Englishmen are rather fond of polk
ing fun at those parts of Great Britain
where other than the Anglo Saxon
element is dominant, and a favorite
subject for jest is the prevalence of
the Jones family in Wales.
One of the colleges of Oxford uni
versity was much resorted to by
Welshmen. A man from another col
lege looking for a friend went into its
quadrangle and shouted "Jones!"
All the windows looking on the quad
rangle flew open.
~ mean John Jones'" said the
searcher.
Halt the windows closed.
81 mean the John Jones who has {
toothbrush" he explained.
All the windows closed but one.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
So Gallant of Hin,


He-FIere's a re-
porter who wants
a description of
your gown.
Mercy. ]
don't want any
notoriety. Just tel
him I'm clothed
in my right mind.
He-I shall have
to tell him. then
that you are tho
most gorgeousla
gowned woman a.
the ball.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
Very Unusual.
No change.

Say, S m i t h,
your boy is about
three or four years
old now, isn't hep
Just three and
a half"
How Is it you
never tell us any
Of the b + i 6 h t
things he says?"
Never says any
to tell"
81 o o k here,
Smith. take great
care of that child.
He is destined for
great things"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
e a sy Way to
Carve.

Freddy lived in
a boarding house
near where they
had be en- eX-
cavating for the
subway. One day
when he saw his
mother struggling
with a particular
ly tough steak the
boarders W er e
convulsed to hear
him pipe up:
Mamma, w II y
don't you blast
it?"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
UP to Him.

IT made my first.
batch of biscuits
today. and ] cx-
pect you to eat a
great many of
them"
wv h y, d e a r.
when I swore I'd
willingly die for
Y ou I n e v e r
thought you would
take me literally"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
BIooded.

"Why does she
make such a fuss
over her dog?"
1T has the only
pedigree in the
family that the
family can men,
ton.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
MANY oE HER SORT.

Nell-She claims that she makes it
a point to be blind to the faults of
others.
Bell-Well, she may be blind, but
she's not deaf. She likes to listen to
tales Of them.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
A Bitter Lett.

How does your
grandmother get
along, now that
she has lost all
her teeth ?"
| "Oh. all right.
You know she has
a biting tongue"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
As She Understood It.

The young man had married perhaps
with love as secondary consideration
AT all events, his wife had a fortune
in her own right, and they began keep.
ing house in a grand mansion of heI
own.
One day the bridegroom's mother
wished to send a message to her
daughter-in law, and there was no.
body but Bridget to take 1t.
When the servant returned from f1eI
errand, her mistress began questioning
her.
did you give the note to my sons
wife herself?"
"Yis, num-"
"She came to the door, did she?"
"Yis, num-"
did you ask her whether she we.
my sons wife?''
mo, num-"
"Then how do you know that sh.
was the one you saw?'
"Oi asked her If your son was hel
man, mum, bein' as that seems to b'
the case instead of the other way
! THE DARING ONE.
He stole a kiss! So quick twas done
She did not know what he was at.
He never stole another one
She gave them to him after that.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
But He Didn't.

Gentlemen said the man on
crutches as he got into the street car
with great difficulty and sat down with
a sigh, sit may be that some Of you
went to the country for vacation last
summer"
81 did," answered three different
men in chorus.
Perhaps you saw bull in field"
1--WE did,
1--WE knew he was"
Yes, but didn't. I got over the
fence to see. 1t turned out that he
was, and the result is before you-two
months gone by, and I shall have to
use these crutches for at least another
Gentlemen, take no chances. He is
always alive and loaded and ready"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17

The Cocoanut-My! Isn't it wretch
edly stuffy here? I'm all in commo-
ton.
The Pineapple-Calm yourself. If
you persist in splashing your milk.
you'll become seasick
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
A DIFFERENCE.

"All his stories have morals
But his characters haven
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
HE DOESN'T LOOK II.

ity," said the greyhound TO the dachs
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
A GREAT SHOCK.

Mr.. Slad-What do you think of
slounder marrying an electric eel and
bringing her into the family?
Mr.. Bass-I think it must have been
great shock TO the family
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
NOT EoR HIM.

lie Would you mind waiting al
hour or 80 before we have that dancei
She-What for?
'Well,.G never have any confidence u
my dancing until | have had three o.
four quarts of wine.''
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
No Chance Now.

They were OH their wedding trip and
had gone back to the scenes of his
youth.
Here he said, stopping before a
little frame shanty, "is the house in
which was born
"Oh, Henry!" she cried, clutching his
arm. why have you deceived me so o.
Deceived you?" he answered. Oar
ling, what do you mean? ] have al
ways told you that | was born in hum-
BILE circumstances. Surely you did not
expect when ] pointed out my birth
place to see a castle or noble old
mansion on some high hill?"
NO" she sadly made answer, "bu,
understood from what you said that
it was log cabin. and SO l had sucl
fond hopes"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1908-11-17
WHAT 70 20.

Assistant Cashier-If a man is all at
sea in his accounts what should he do?
CaShier--Turn skipper.