The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-24
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 The Annis trial and tho Night Riders M shsllIslE lHa istsrsss. sSt ana he'A !" pO."' Oi Poor Castro; he knows. now how, tt feels to be thrown over. The married man thinks the bachelor Is lucky st ChFiatuas time, but ths fact is he usually has so many girls on the string 1t hits him harder in the dozen married men with large families. A baclEeloF isnaglnes he must Enaantain his popularity you kaow.
 Don't look a gift in. the price mark. There can hardly be imagined q more beautiful vision than a little Montgomery. blond under the mistle- over the whole drawing room.
 You needn't make any New Years yesolutione this year. as you 10; doubt that haven't been, hardly used at all. A chicsko man makes the boast that as aevsF lisd so nis s,,ss wsss Sgsn s,nn round loose in Chicago. hs ought to be ili q museum or the side show of { circus.
 The tReichstes put very effective muz1le on the KaieeR; now lot Con- Srses lInitate their example by putting one on Teddy.
 has hotiting to say. Ths auto race was held in SaRannah and Ma Taft ! sisitsa AaEusssA: A4 snsi saR A mHsnaSsr 56hn Tsfnpi6 Graves may spsad fIe CAfistnas holidays there 60 3he can chlrrup. f4 At parties aid you ever notice that girls always Suggest kissing games, ne natter how much they say they object to kissing7 = rs Two heads are better than .one. but not when they happen to De dead How much sweeter is the snaslc of the cheer up chorus than the dt@cords of the anvil chorusi ..: Man wants but little here belows hs : sha' children wapt all Of the Christmas dimes. ..E We don't knog ss s,,, to MT. T Taft.s ss. ssll.; :. trust he wiif prove a good cabinee maker f?@
 In connection with the tariff revis- ps&nut Industry. This has aroused tAas. 1t must. stop fleat aoR. =. Eveh the prohibltionists of London Carrie Nation. Thts woman certainly has grievance She is r1tsunders toOd and unapprecisted. '----' s' A Hungarian has invented a wash-- ing machine that will cleanse goo sstty in fasen n Rnutsi ths csv o Birmingham -"
 It will seem like real holiday to SoaEsEess s,. h4y1ng ayrnIE,s 2 weeks relief from
 chEaasnans Eve, .-.- Tonight is Christmas Eve, come chils See the sshi bright isfa ffames eau daRcin t an The great % throat of the chimney
 laughs to think of old Saint 4 tumslin' bin down in sil that -soot my,
 don't he do 1t slick? ware geo,I,n' to let the Ire die down. 30 But don't you worry he's all right. the He'll scramble down as slick as grease
 a laufTin' fit to Kill, .-.4 Ant then he'll pick the stockin' s-out
 an each one he will i'll. The kids just speak in whispers an
 they try to be so good. That 'twould tickle | Santa Claus to
 death if. to see them he could. There's Bob and Tom who used to
 scratch each others eyes most A settin' down quite lovingly. cen
 Baby Nell won't pout. For don't you know the reason why?
 Each kid is doing right, OId Santa Claus is eonfn down the
 chimney here tonight . Old Santa Claus Is .eon1in' and holy
 calm pervades The atmosphere of all the houee. folks
 move around like shades. An visions come to cheer ths kids of
 , dolls an drums, an' books, An nuts and candies fire engines ans a little stove that. cooks, Oh, Christmas eve don't come around
 but one time every year, So let us all be happy, an try other
 folks to cheer,
 An dvn't forget the poor folks, and the
 lame, an halt, am blind. Be good to them an Santa. Claus yous
 house ts sure to find. So chillun> creep away to bed, tonight
 away up stairs.
 An Santa won't forget you if yo1
 don't forget your prayers.