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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

stand for a long time on the beach
chucking loaves into the sea-"
go on" said Jabez; Il am listen
ing"
"My idea is" said the reporter.
"and / hope you will take my frank
ness In the proper spirit, that tne
public would as soon believe tna1
William of Germany was puppet, as
that you, Jabez Holtite, would actual
" give away money, and l think
there are thousands in this great city
who would gladly give dollar apiece
to see you in the act
"Ah. | know I am wonder q
an acouisitor," said Jabez, mentally
hugging himself.
| "Sure." said the reporter. NOW
why not hire Madison Square garden,
erect a platform in the middle OF the
arena and give away a thousand dol
lars every hour on the stroke OF the
clock? You might also give them
l15-minute talk on how to become
millionaire on capital Of two cent?
and an atrophied conscience. You
catch my point?
"Why. certainly" said Jabez. "Youni
man. you have brilliant future"
The whole world knows the result
Madison Square garden was crowde'
every hour at dollar head.
: And every hour, at the stroke OF tn
, clock. Jabez Hottie gave to wei
! known and influential institutions
thousand dollars and 15-minute tai
l worth a thousand more to person
with the proper consciences. and D
| felt that It was well worth givin
; when the gate receipts were 20 larg'
; He came TO think that II woul
n have been better for him IL he had b.
1 gun to give sooner in life, and b
I mouth grew less hard solely from tn
!. human feelings that surged up In b
heart every time he handed out
check for a thousand dollars and rea
q lied that the garden was packed at
d dollar per.
At the end Of the week he had give
, avay $4,000 and had taken
1900 900. and then, to show tn
!. his regeneration was genuine, hs hir'
: the garden for another week a.
= doubled the price Of admissao
= doubling also his gift
= And to show that he was no ingra
!. he gave the reporter a season p
= and allowed him to iAtsrvisw ~
y every day.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

81 knew of a high-spirited Teller that
married a tight-strung woman over In
the hills of Tennessee. And 1t want
long till they fell out. She called him
a liar and he swore that she never
had uttered a truth, and that was
goin' fur, considerin' Of the fact that
she talked a good deal. think she
flung somethin at him, butcher
knife mebby; and he lows: II you
were a man I'd know how to treat
YOU. I'd challenge you to light
duel' Well. don't let the fact thaf
I'm a woman stand in your way, sne
spoke up. I'm as good shot as you
are. and If you want to settle II on
that basis I'm your man. So they
agreed to fight. They did. She shot
him in the shoulder. He declared tnat
he was satisfied, and she lowed tnat
she didn't have nothin' to complain
Of Then she yoked up the steers
bauled him to the house, nursed MIN
till he got well; and ever afterward
they lived as happy as two doves. IL
eaams tn me that one of the reasons
why there are more divorces now ID
nm account of the fact that children
have gone out of fashion. Men and
women are Sinking the responsibility
of a family and that develops weak
ness of character. / have seen many
a man burdened with big family. but
I never saw one that wasn't more to
be envied than the man that had no
children at all. There amt In this
life nothin' more to be deplored than
a childless old age. I'd ruther be
a haungry dog shut up in church
More men have been saved by theil
children than by all the moral lessons
. ever printed. And women-weii,
woman that tells you she don't Ike
, children, and then proves 1t by ne
, acts. may blaze with beauty and rais'
: more money for the furriers than any
l body. but in my opinion she amt a
: much to be admired as dish OF sou
: milk skinned three times. Las
!. simmer a woman came from tow
e out here, and when l saw her puliir
g of her skirts back every time chill
g came near her-I said to myself tina
a she must be powerful neat. but whe
y I saw her kiss bull pup lowed t
d myself I'd ruther 1t was the pup tina
. me. Well, some things can't .
o helped. Man started on wrong som
d time ago. and has been goin' taste
d and faster ever since, it seems lik
copyright. by Opie Read)
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

The following is an extract from =
letter received from Mr.. II. H. Meyers
Of Stuttgart, Ark: You would greatly
oblige me IL you would introduce
Hunts Lightning Oil at MillIdgeville.
H.. as l have many friends and rela-
tives there, in whom am much con-
cerned, and understand the Oil is not
kept there. can recommend II as
the best medicine / ever had In my
house. 1t cured me of bad case OF
the Bloody FL in less than one-haif
hour and it cured my granddaughter
of a bad case of Cholera Mortus in a
very short time"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

From the old log meeting house
arose chant, sweet echo of deter
mined past, the music history OF
fortitude. The preach
er had not yet arrived. Beneath the
trees sat the wise men of the commu-
nifty; and when old Linn Jucklin got |
out Of his wagon, conducted his wife
TO the door and came walking back
with his hands behind him, young
fesfow well trained in manners arose
to give the chicken-fighting oracle
seat. He sat down, with his back
against tree, put his hat on the
ground beside him, uttered the neces-
sary commonplaces incident upon
meeting his friends, saw needed rain
coming within two days. and then
after a short silence remarked: Il
see that a ledge over at Raleigh In
grantin' a divorce says there don't ap-
pear to be any doubt Of the fact that
marriage is a failure. From time TO
time within the past few years have
hearn somethin' about this here fall
ure on the part of marriage. but never
put my mind down on it till one OF
our own jedges rendered his decision
in the matter"
Then Squire Brizintine spoke up.
"And does 1t seem to you, Limuel,
that he has got anywhere close down
to the TRUTH?
Out of his hat the old man took his
red bandanna handkerchief, wiped his
brow, and, spreading the handker-
chief across his knees, replied that 1t
was a matter that needed some little
investigation. Take the case OF
little Sammy Peel" said he. Mar
rfed the wilder Buntin, that weighs
2eO. Don't appear to have been
failure in his case" The boys laughed
and Squire Brizintine blew his nose
with a loud snort, for it was known
that not long after the death OF his
wife he had paid court to the widow
But how about the jedgment O
woman?" Squire Brizintine put in
and the boys smiled, for in. the neigh
borhood 1t was well known that th'
Squire and his wife had with thei
dfssensions awakened the echoes
many a dark night.
Old Linn sat smoothing his hand
kerchief across his knees. well.
said he. with woman the question o
marriage comes up before she ha
iedgment enough to make good az
cision. We know that at 20 a bo
IL nothin' but boy. but we expee
a girl at that age to be ripe enous
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23
~ N the fiftieth year

| the fftieth year |
of the life of ia
bee Hottie, the
multi : millionaire,
the thought came
to him that 1t
might be good for
his soul If he gave
away in charity
some of the mon
ey that he had
reached out and
picked up rlSnI
and left since his
"p i C k e RS and
stealers" had been
strong enough to
clutch.
Jabez had never
troubled churches
by his presence
and he did not
know that there
10 an Injunction
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

He who tells lie is not sensible
how great task he undertakes. for
he must be forced to invent 20 more
20 maintain one.-Pope.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

The Knights of Pythias of jennings
have organized . temple Of Pythian
Sisters, with Q membership OF about
forty charter members.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

Oscar Kondert, former cashier OF the
First National Bank of Baton Rouge
has been indicted for embezzling &9l,
600 of the banks funds.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

Parties from Bloomington, ILL.,, have
inspected several plantations in the
New Iberia section, with q view OF 10
eating permanently. They are intelli
gent and thorough farmers.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

Active work was commenced nve
miles from West Monroe on the con
struction of the Monroe, Farmerviils
and Northwestern railway.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

In the district court at Alexnndria
Henry Looney was convicted OF send
ing a Black Hand letter to Paul Lisso.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

The Alexandria business mems excurs
sion. which was to have been run May
10, has been postponed to May 70 on ac-
count of the inaugural ceremonies In
Baton Rouge May Is.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

Jos. Bauer, of Perham, Mimi, North
western agent of the state immigration
department, writes that he will reach
Baton Rouge on May q with train
load Of prospective immigrants. .z.A-.-
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

The school teachers Of Lake Charles
are very much dissatisfied owing to
fact that the school board announces
that funds will be available for but six
months of school in the city according
to present conditions.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1908-05-23

At a largely attended meeting OF
Mothers clubs at New Iberia active
steps were taken toward providing
funds to keep the public schools OF the
parish open nine months aext season
instead of five, as had been provided.
The San Francisco call., 1908-09-06

SHELDON. SHELDON.
SHELDON. SHELDON
FOR FEW DAYS ONLY
Special 50 Reading for SOC and ST.
PROF. SHELDON. CLAIRy0YANT.r
NO CHARGE iF NOT SATISFIED WHEN
READING Is OyER-YOU TO BE
THE JUDGE.
] promise to tell you whether husband. wife
you will marry: / viii tell you how to gain
the love OF the one you most desire, even
though miles away; in fact. | will tell you
tell yourself. / VIII tell you what bnsi-
ness TO engage in TO best succeed; when TO
change; when TO sell business. stocks or prop
For few days only my full S. reading for
DO YoU WISH To KNOW:
How can have good luck?
How can / succeed in business?
How can make my home happy?
How can conquer my enemies!
How can marry my choice1
How can conquer my rival?
How can get good position?
How can remove bad inhuencesf
How can control any onef
How can make my husband. wife or sweet
heart be kind and true to me?
During the last year / have brought around
through this wonderful power of personal cen
troll GAS marriages. located l5 buried treasures.
located 33 wills and deeds. reunited 1l9 sepa-
rated, brought financial success to S21 unlucky
persons. There are many other cases OF such
private nature ! 90 not feel A Ike CLASSIFYING;
sad or wish too great that your hopes cannot
be speedily realized by the force OF this won
aerful power. and everything, is n strict CON
dence, name ever revealed. Success guar
anteed or no charge for services.
For one week my IS reading for 5oc and 81.
PROF. SHELDON.
1000 sutter eorner Fillmore.
The San Francisco call., 1908-09-06

WANTED-To bur OF s room home In city:
cash BARToN & ROCHE. 0oT-s Hibernls
building city
The San Francisco call., 1908-09-06
PROPERTY WANTED

wANTED-A FACTORY BUILDING WITH
BOILER AND ENGINE. LOCATED on OR
MAR THE WATER FRONT. BERKELEY
OR OAKLAND. ADDRESS FACTORY. 1262s
BROADWAY. OAKLAND.
The San Francisco call., 1908-09-06

s. 100 value desirzbie Hslfnoon Bay property
70 exchange sof automobile Address 9 GsrmA-
MA az
The San Francisco call., 1908-09-06
BUILDINGS TO LEASE


! STORY building containing $500 50. IT.. suit
able FOR store warehouse purposes. situated
90 line of Fen st. l75 II. W ~ Market St.
belonging 10 tho estate Of Jos. \. spear Jr.,
formerly occuried bF Edward 5. Spear Co.,
auctiODeers. rent cheap Western Realty Co.,
81 Bush 81
BRICK building TUxs5. with concrete nOor.
wEtef tanks. oil tank. steam boilers. engine.
csep well; stable. with y stalls; frame wagon
she6t rest rerF reasonable. lnquire WUN-
DER BREWING CO.
TO lease-I5eft. sJKlsT. S125. bssemeRt 001s0.
$50: store. ground aO0r 20x6S. $50. loft. 45x
e5. $50. VII subdiviue. Sz5 upward. Phone
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
lucky E.eape from Death.

The great Morrell airship, the largest
ever built, collapsed at Oakland, CAL,
Saturday, dashing its 16 occupants to the
earth. The ship, which was combina-
tion of aeroplane and dirigible, was up
800 feet when the bag containing 500, 900
feet of gas burst. The ship sank easily
for 225 feet, when the last of the gas
rushed out, and the ship fell with a thud,
crushing it completely and burying its
occupants beneath it. Most of them had
arms or legs broken, and all were in
jured, but none fatally. The passengers
were investors who were making the trial
before taking stock.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
RANDOLPH CENTER

Mr.. McNaster OF Montpelier is in the
place tuning various pianos.
George ID. Hyzer and c. I. Boyden have
each new two-norse corn planters.
Mr.. and Mrs. BedeIl, who have been
guests at the Old Homestead, have re-
turned to their home in New York.
Or. Ellis OF Brookfield was called here
last Friday to attend Mrs. Fred Rsymore,
who was quite i'll with stomach trouble.
Mrs. Williams of Massachusetts,, her
daughter and granddaughter are guests at
the Maplewood. Mrs. Williams is Mrs.
Stones sister.
Rev. F. A. Wells, L. J. Harrington.
DR.. d. II. Nutting and daughter attend
ed the Sunday school convention ct East
Randolph last Friday.
Rev. George B. Gilbert returned to
Middletown, Conn.,, Saturday to attend
to his duties there, but his wife and chill
dren reuain at the Colonial.
J. II. Wood has sold his farm to Sarah
Goodrich for s1150, possession to be Civ
en- at once. Mr.. Wood expects to move
to this village il q satisfactory tenement
can be found.
As has been announced, the Decoration
day exercises will be held here this year,
and preparations are being made to have
everything in readiness for the proper OBJ
servance Of the occasion
Bishop Hall visited Grace church May
20 to settle matters in dispute. At the
parish meeting, the rector, Rev. r. y.
Webber, refused to recognize the regular
voters or to allow them to participate in
the meeting. Bishop Hall decided thst
the rector's rulings were null and void;
that no officers were elected, and that the
old officers hold over.
Miss Mabel Smith, who went to VOL
sey, s. Dak., last September, finished her
school year of seven months in April and
then went to Madison. s. Dak., to take
special course in kindergarten work in
the Madison State Normal school and ex-
poets to graduate in June. She has been
chosen by the music instructor to join the
special chorus who are preparing music
for that time.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Chronic Constipatlon Cured.

One who suffers from chronic constipa-
tion is in danger Of many serious all
ments. Foley's Orino Laxative cure.
chronic constipation as it aids digestion
and stimulates the liver and bowels
restoring the natural action Of these
organs. Commence taking it today and
you will feel better at once. Foley'i
Orino Laxative does not nauseate Of
gripe and is pleasant to take. Refuse
substitutes.
II. A. Leonard, Randolph, c. E. Black
South Royalton, D. o. Goodno, Roches
ter, F. H. Totman, North Tunbridge
Victor A. Grant, Bethel.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
WHAT is DOING
THE WORLD OVER
A WORD A6OUT THE LEADING
EVENTS OF THE WEEK.

To Prevent New Haven Merger.
The federal government has instituted
suit against the New York, New Haven
and Hartford Railroad company to pre-
vent its acquiring control of the Boston
and Maine and to separate it from its ex-
tensive trolley holdings, claiming that it
is com mbination in restraint of trade,
prohibited by the Sherman act. The Pc
tition alleges that excepting the Boston
and Albany, all the railroads of conse-
quence in New England outside OF Yer
mont are controlled by the New Haven.
In Massachusetts, the state court has al
ready declared the New Haven merger OF
the Boston and Maine illegal.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Another Vanderbilt Divorce.

Mrs. Ellen French Vanderbilt has been
granted an interlocutory decree of di-
vorce from her husband, Alfred Gwynn
Vanderbilt, youngest son of the late Cor
nelius Vanderbilt, based on grounds OF
misconduct by Mr.. Vanderbilt. Mrs.
Vanderbilt gets no alimony, but may re-
marry, though Mr.. Vanderbilt cannot
during Mrs. Vanderbilt's life.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
EAST RANDOLPH

Miss Lottie Newell OF the Normal spent
Sunday with Miss Minnie Rutz.
Mrs. George Brigham has gone to
Huntington to visit her daughter, Mrs.
II. l. Kemp.
Mrs. Avolin Sprague and her sister,
Mrs. Adams, from Northfield are at their
old home for the summer.
Hazen Wood has sold his farm to Miss
Sarah Goodrich. Her nephew, Ray Blais-
dell, will move there at once.
Mrs. Lucy Penney, who boarded at
George Brigham's. the past five months,
returned TO her home last week.
l. l. Pearsons is gaining slowly. His
wife is. sick and confined to her bed.
Their daughter, Mrs. Z. w. Horner.
who came to help care for them, is very
sick at the home CT her sister, Mrs. r. @.
Sprague.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Human Fmters.

The function OF the kidneys is to strain
out the impurities OF the blood which is
constantly passing through them.
Foley's Kidney Remedy makes the kid
neys healthy SO they will strain out all
waste matter from the blood. Take
Foley's Kidney Remedy at once and it
will make You well.
II. A. Leonard, Randolph, c. z. Black,
South Royalton, ID. o. Goodno, Roches-
ter, F. II. Totman, North Tunbridge,
Victor 4. Grant, Bethel.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Warned Of His Certain Death.

VIM. II. Marsh, Brooklyn manufac-
turer, became infected with rabies from
pet spaniel. When he went to the Pas
teur institute for treatment he was in
formed that he had come too late and
that he would live but few hours. He
took it calmly. He died within two
days, his agonies being lessened by
drugs.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
SOUTH RANDoLPH

Miss Marion Whitney spent Sun day at
ID. L. Loomis'.
Mrs. Z. J. Prince, who has been III the
past week. is no better.
Memorial day exercises will be held at
the schoolhouse Friday.
Mrs Sarah Kelsey, who has not been
well for some time, was recently taken
worse and passed away early Wednesday
morning. The funeral services will be
held Friday at p. m. Mrs Eusebia ST.
monds came Sunday to help take care OF
her.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28

II any person suspects that their kid
neys are deraneed they should take
Foley's Kidney Remedy at once and not
risk having Bright's disease or diabetes.
Delay gives the disease stronger foot
hold and you should not delay taking
Foley's Kidney Remedy.
H. A. Leonard, Randolph, G. E. Black,
South Royalton, d. o. 0oodno, Roches-
ter, F. H. Totman, North Tunbridge,
Victor A. Grant, Bethel.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
College Baseball Games.

Princeton 4, Harvard o; Holy Cross L,
Yale O; Brown 5, Michigan 8; Dartmouth
6, Mass. State a; Wesleyan 8, Williams 1 !;
Columbia Z, West Point 3; Pennsylvania
II, Cornell s.; Notre Dame IL, George
town q; Vermont 8, Amherst 2.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Railroad Wreck Near Antwerp.

Europe's worst railroad accident OF re-
cent times occurred at Contich, near Ant
werp, Belgium, Thursday. By reason OF
defective switch, an express train
dashed into train carrying pilgrims to q
local shrine, killing so outright and in
turing 100.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Ths~ Denied His Liberty.

The court has ruled in the proceedings
for the release Of Harry K. Thaw from
the Matteawan asylum that Thaw is not
q safe person to be At large and he will
continue in confinement. Mrs. Thaw has
Withdrawn her suit for divorce, saying
that she had been pressed to the step by
Thaw's family.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
To Be Tried for Guinness Murders

Ray Lamphere has been indicted for
arson, five murders and completely in one
murder. He is supposed to have been
the accomplice of Mrs. Guinness of La
porte, Ind, and to have killed her and
her children and to have burned the
house over the bodies to hide the crime.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Another PrIest Attacked.

A devout parishioner of st. Joseph's
Catholic church AT Salisbury, Mo-, named
Joseph Schuette stabbed Father Joseph
F. Lubely, the priest, Sunday as the
priest was leaving the church after mass.
Bystanders prevented a killing. The
priest had publicly reprimanded Schuette
for fighting. 1t is thought he was de-
ranged.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Neere.. Alleged Breach Of Promise.

At Boston Thursday, the jury in the
breach of promise case of Annie L. Man
ley, a negress, against Prof. Marcou,
formerly Harvard professor, found for
the defendant and refused damages to the
plaintiff, who claimed s25, 900 for alleged
breach of promise of marriage.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
sudu en- Turn in Wood--Platt Suit

By order of the court, Mae Woods suit
against Senator Platt for divorce was dis
missed last week and Miss Wood was
charged with perjury. 1t developed that
her documentary evidence had been man
ufactured and that her alleged marriage
certificate was bogus.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Valued Same ss Gold.

B. G. Stewart, q merchant Of Cedar
View, Miss, says: ''I tell my customers
when they buy q box Of DR.. Kings New
Life Pills they get the worth Of that
much gold in weight, il afflicted with
constipation, malaria or biiiousness. /"
25c.,
H. A. Leonard, Randolph.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Fast Time Across Atlantic.

The Lusitania's average speed for her
last trip across the Atlantic was 24.e3
knots, making q new record.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Auto Racer. in Siberia.

The New York-to-Paris auto racers are
now in Siberia, some distance from Vlad-
ivostok. They find the roads well nigh
impossible for mud. The American car
was little ahead, with the German car
close at last report.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Fleet Visiting Washington n.

Rear Admiral Sperry has assumed COM
mand of the Atlantic battleship feet,
which is now visiting ports in Washing
ton
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28

Speaker Cannon has been presented
with q cigar 20 inches long and two inches
thick, costing $50, by the National Assoc
citation of Piano Dealers.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Bridge Wreckers Use Dynamite.

Dynamiters, supposed to be striking
workmen, wrecked new bridge at Bay
Chester, N. Y, Thursday, on the New
Haven railroad line.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-05-28
Randolph.
GEORGIA WHITE, Local Editor.
Deal Of Fun.

Deal Of Fun.
II to pleasure you are much inclined;
Pure and unadulterated
Joy that's never dull or sxted
In the lively auto you Will ind.
Out upon quiet little run,
Through the highways swiftly scooting
With your foghorn shrllly footing,
There's deal OF most exciting fun.
Regular crushing Juggernaut your car
Seems to wildly scurrying people,
And their horses climb steepie
Lest Jour progress they should chance to bal
So you gaily take your spin.
Till alack. there's something broken
Law or car-and by the token
Officers or oxen drag you In.