The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-10-13
HU1A0R or THE DAY

Citrate tshowins local big-wig over the
new church)-Yes. it's a very fine build
Councillor Muggins (sniffing)-Really?
didn't smell ADMINISTRATION Opinion.
1t Often Happens.-'.I hear she found the
audience rather cold last night" They
were at first; but when they remembered
they they Tasr
cruel-"There." said Rimer. in concIu-
work it up into a ballad" why not a
quatrain p suggested Criftick. "Oh. that's
would think 50. .'DPhiladelphia Press.
do you think the new maid will stay?'
to try on any of my clothes yet."-Detroit
Free Press.
rs love blindy,. TT ought to be-.
its eyes scratched out after MARRIAGE
Houston Post.
When a man ceases to be interested in
his work. says the philosopher. he no
longer lives. Which may account for SO
many dead ones incumbering fairly good
1obs.-Puck
Bystander-Did you see 'ow it 'appened,
asleep Just then. Bystander-Ah. then
you'll be able to prove a luilaby!-Punch.
IT have some money. but don't know
II have it. Buy the home and mortgage
it to get the machine. Then you will have
both."-st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
On to Our Curves-"My dear, let me
him very cry very ye singuiar go y much the the
better. If he's different from other men
he's the more likely to make good hus-
band. Exchange.
Despite all your wealth." said the
Cynic. your very name will be generally
death" mo, it won't" replied the finan-
cier: my estate is large enough to keep
that. "NKansas City Times. mes
Lawyer Hawk-Do you know the nature
of an OATH. sir? Mr.. Parrot Qronically).
Aw. say, what do you take me fora bird
of paradise or the dove of peace?-Puck.
me dear. His wife-Very how? Her Hus-
observation-disclosures News.
Passenger-Is there cemetery about
here? Agent--No. sir. Passenger--Then
here waiting for trains?-Chicago Journal.
Mr. Fondpar-Ask the doctor to come to
quite like the baby's looks. Norah-He's
out, sure; but don't yez worry-the home
looking.-Town and Country
The numerous help" who have had
good characters but lost them are no
worse off than the domestic whose search
for employment was hindered by an I'M
toward circumstance. Said the master of
the house to an applicant: Cant you find
any work at air" Plenty, sir; but every
body wants references from me last en-
ployer." Cant you get them?" mo, sir.
He's been dead twenty-eight years."-Il-
Illustrated Bits.
Does your wife send Christmas presents
to all her relatives? mo. She has a
second cousin with whom she quarreled
never made 1t up."-Chicago Record-Her-
aid.
See me next week about it." But he
who gives quickly gives twice." That's
just the point I don't care to be held
up later for a second subscription.
Pittsburg Post.
Little girl. I'm going away. ''So?' ut
may be for years, and 1t may be forever"
But the chances are 1t will only be until
after Christmas. Well, SC long. Algy.
Don't -overeat during the holidays
Washington Herald.
my wife objects to my coming home
my stenographer home. as I had to get
out my letters; then she objected harder
than ever."-Boston PoPst.
Mr.. Meane-I have nothing but praise
for the new minister. Mr.. Goode-So
noticed when the plate came around
Philadelphia Inquirer.