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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
SHE COULD NOT WALK
For Notwithstanding Humor on Ankles
-oplstes Alone Brought Sleep
Eczema Yielded to CutIcura.

II had eczema for over two years.
l had two physicians, but they only
gave me relief for a short time and I
cannot enumerate the ointments and
lotions l used to no purpose. My ank.
les were one mass of sores. The itch.
ing and burning were SO intense that
could not sleep. / could not walk for
nearly four months. One day my hus.
band said had better try the Cuticura
Remedies. After using them three
times I had the best nights rest in
months unless ! took an opiate.
used one set Of Cuticura Soap, ONT
ment, and Pills, and my ankles healed
in short time. II is now year since
used Cuticura, and there has been no
return Of the eczema. Mrs. David
Brown. Locke, Ark, May is and July
10, 1907"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
ALMOST A SHADOW.
Gained 20 lbs. on Grape-Nuts.

There's a wonderful difference be-
tween food which merely tastes good
and one which builds up strength and
good healthy flesh.
1t makes no difference how much we
eat unless we can digest It. II is
not really food to the system until
1t is absorbed. A Yorkstate woman
says: Uf.E|
Il had been sufferer for ten years
with stomach and liver trouble, and
had got so bad that the least bit of
food such as ] then knew. would give
me untold misery for hours after
eating
Il lost flesh until was almost a
shadow OF my original self and my
friends were quite alarmed about me-
First l dropped coffee and used
Postum, then began to use Grape.Nuts
although had little faith 1t would do
me any good.
But continued to use the food and
have gained twenty pounds in weight
and feel like another person In every
way. l feel as II life had truly begun
anew for me. sbst sEI
81 can eat anything like now in
moderation, suffer no Ill effects, be on
my feet from morning until night.
Whereas a year ago they had to send
me away from home for rest while
others cleaned house for me, this
spring have been able to do 1t myself
all alone.
MY breakfast is simply Grape-Nuts
with cream and cup of Postum, with
sometimes an egg and piece of toast,
but generally only Grape-Nuts and
Postum. And ! can work until noon
and not feel as tired as one hours
work would have made me a year ago.
There's Reason" N,M
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read, The Road to Well.
ville," in pkgs,
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
As,onIshed Great Pianist.

A collection Of anecdotes OF musical
celebrities just published at Leipsic
contains this one under the head of
Anton. Rubinstein. When the great
pianist was making his tour OF the
United States he sat one day In a
railroad train looking out upon the
scenery. Suddenly man sitting
across the aisle spat over Rubinstein's
head out Of the open window. The
master drew back and gazed in aston
ishment and anger at the vulgar Amer
lean, who smiled and said, soothingly:
Don't worry: l know my distance"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
NO CHANCE TO suNko HIM.
City Youngster Too Well Aware Of the
Wlles Of Grafters.

The baseball evangelist, the elo-
Quent Billy Sunday. said during the
revival services at Sharon, Pa:
, Keep good company. Nothing does
the young more harm than bad So
ciety. Only yesterday a farmer told
me about youngster Of six or seven,
a little country weeker who had as
suspicious and mistrustful heart as
some old miser or crook III
This boy was sent by a charity So
ciety to spend week at the farmers.
The farmer set out to meet him. but
was late. He ran into him halfway
to the farm, trudging along the white
road, big burlap bag Of luggage on
his little bony shoulder.
THE farmer held out his hands for
the burlap bag.
I'm carry 1t, son. he said. It's too
heavy for you
Go on! said the little boz fierce
ly. Clear out now. or I'll call a cop"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
TEDDYS HUNT TRIP
PERILs AND PLEASURES OF THE
GAME QUEST IN EAST AFRICA.
Death from Fever, Poison and Animals,
or Captivity In the Jungle Lurk,
But In the End the Finest
Hunting In the World.

Oyster Bay, N. Y.-President Roose-
velts hunting trip to East Africa
which is planned for next year, will
decrease the presidential savings some
$4,000 to $4,000 at low estimate,
but, inasmuch as Mr.. Roosevelt al
ready has been offered more than ten
times that amount for his story of the
trip, to be written upon his return, 1t
isn't worrying the family banker
What is concerning all the Roose-
welt family and the close friends Of
the president may be summed up as
things that might happen on that
trip" It is no small matter, this TO-
600 miles journey to the widest sec.
ton of the world, where big game is
as populous as 1t has come to be
scarce in the won west" 1t isn't so
much the lions. elephants, and their
associates that are being feared, al
though the element of danger they
always present contains the essential
zest Of hunting with any true sports
man. But there are many other enc
mics of human life, which the presi-
dent will have to encounter and sub
due.
The journey to the east coast of
Africa will be one of the most wonder
full pilgrimages man Of the western
world might take. The president will
pass through seas and straits which
alone could have washed away the
tones of history they. have seen writ
ten. He will come into contact with
customs and people by far the most
interesting in the world, and finally,
as sort Of guerdon for his wander
ing, the traveller will reach Zanzibar
Ia place which merits its name. Para
dise). -
1t has been called the most interest
ing Is square miles in the world, and
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friends of the advocates OF votes fol-
women"
The movements of no other woman
in Germany outside of the members Of
the royal family are followed more
closely by the public than those o,
DR.. Augsburg. She is familiar fig
ure In almost every part of the Ger
man empire, her mass of short, curly
hair, and close.fitting reform gart
making her an easy mark for the Gu
rious.
IL Is DR.. Augspurg's tongue which
has landed her so often behind prison
bars. She is a fearless speaker, and
in country like Germany her opin
ions on the equality of the sexes
are regarded as little short of revolu
tionary.
Her latest sojourn in prison was the
consequence of a few remarks on
the Hamburg police, after witnessing
an attempt to quell street riot.
She was born orator and politi
clan. She has that greatest of all
gifts for speaking, personal magnet
ism.
This German woman is a lawyer
She Is practically the mother of the
womens movement in Germany. In
1902 she founded the Woman's Suf
frage league, of which she is now
president.
The career Of DR.. Augsburg is an ex.
ample Of the triumph of a strong
minded woman over the conventions
that hedge about the sex In Germany
Practically her whole life has been a
preparatory school for the unique po
sition which she now holds. She
was raised in family of jurists.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
GOOD CAUSE FOR WRATH.
Art Collector and irritated Walter
Had the Same Feelings.

A Chicago art dealer was talking
about the wrath OF William T. Evans.
the New York collector upon whom
SO many bogus paintings have been
imposed.
Hes awfully angry" said the art
dealer, depressing a smile. Some Of
his costliest pictures, you know, have
turned out fakes. His blood boils
when he thinks of the way he has
been duped. 49, a 49, ~
He told me the other day that he
could hardly understand the rage that
possessed him against every petty lit
tie Insignificant dealer that had cheat
ed him. He said II was like the rage
OF waiter that he had noted one
afternoon at luncheon.
AT luncheon, Mr.. Evans said, he
called his walters attention to dead
fly in some dish or other.
"The waiter as he took the dish
away, muttered with malevolent
look at the limp insect:
I'D give a twodollar bill II knew
for certain that this was the fly that's
been buzzing about my nose all the
morning" rTr rtrt I'll
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

appears to merit the description. In
its scant area the fiotsam and jetsam
of the eastern world has gathered. 1t
contains, shoulder to shoulder, In its
Heterogeneous people and life, the ele.
ments OF the finest culture, the deep
est ignorance, morality. degeneracy,
vice and virtue, more Enthusiastically in.
terwoven. into the life of the place
than anywhere else In all the world.
Here the president will get his sup
plies, guides, servants, porters and
other blacks who will be his compan.
ions on the hunt. From Zanzibar he
goes TO the chief city of English East
Africa and from there plunges into
the vast, silent, disease-breeding Jun.
gle, where white man goes with the
assurance that death, multiform, pes
tilent and horrible. turks I'm every
thicket and stream and tree; a place
where the chances OF living are re-
duced to the ultimate natural minimum.
Preceded by his blacks, and fol-
lowed by more of the same, bearing
the rather imposing luggage of the ex-
petition, and, in bad weather, the
head Of the expedition in hammock,
the president will enter a world vast.
ly different from anything he has ever
seen. '
The president will not have pro-
ceeded far before rebellion will break
out In his train. This kind, however,
Is more easily settled than miners
strikes, and all may be well.
Then he may be overtaken and cap
tured by a native prince, who will re-
quire beads, wire. brass and the like
to keep him from devoting his dis.
unguished guest to Cutting his appe,
tite. Upon finding that his visitor is
the late head of great government,
the chief will even become solicitous,
send around a few buckets of stink,
ing native beer, even some pellets OF
bhang, that the president may dream
the dream OF the hashish eater, and as
last mark of courtesy demand that
the president marry couple or more
of his dusky bellies. The diplomacy
Of Mr. Roosevelt will have to be relied
upon in this extremity.
In the end, all these perils having
been safely passed, Mr.. Roosevelt will
reach the happiest hunting grounds
In all the world, where he may shoot
lions, hippopotami, specimens of the
buffalo, rhinoceros, box, ETC., till his
ammunition runs out or something
happens.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
Strictly Fresh Eua..

There are summer resorts, remote
from any agricultural communities,
where fresh farm products are even
harder to obtain than in the city. II
was at such place that the new
boarder, who had eaten four or Ave
breakfasts there, began to wonder
why the eggs were invariably served
fried.
'See here?' he inquired one morn
Ing of the genial colored man who
waited upon him, why do you always
fry eggs here? Don't you ever boil
them"
"Oh-oh, yes, sah!" responded the
waiter. pleasantly. "Of co'se. yo' kin
have 'em boiled. IL yo' wants 'em. But
you know, sab, yo' takes de risk"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

This sign is permanently attached
to the front of the main building Of
the Lydia 4. Pinkham Medicine
Company, Lynn, Mass.
What Does This Sign Mean?
1t means that public inspection Of
the laboratory and methods ofdoing
business Is honestly desired. Itmeans
that there is nothing about the bus.
mess which is not "open and above
board" o
II means that o permanent invita-
ton Is extended to anyone to come
and verify any and all statements
made in the advertisements of Lydia
L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Is it a purely vegetable compound
made from roots and herbs with
out drugs
Come and See.
Do the women of America continue
ally use as much of 1t as we are told 2
Come and See. Ha
Was there ever such q person as.
Lydia K. Pinkham, and Is there any
Mrs. Pinkham now to whom sick.
woman are asked to writer
Come and See. 80
Is the vast private correspondence,
with sick women conducted by
women only, and are the letters kept.
strictly confidential?
Come and See. $50
Have they really got letters from
over one million, one hundred
thousand women correspondence
Come and See.
Have they proof that Lydia K.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
cured thousands of these women?
Come and See.
This advertisement is only for
doubters. Tue great army of women
who know from their own personal
experience that no medicine in the
world equals Lydia K. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound for female ills
will still go on using and being ben
Gifted by It; but the poor doubling,
suffering woman must, for her own
sake, be taught confidence, forshe also.
might just as well regain her health.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
He Meant Business.

Two girls on the boardwalk talked
OF young man.
Don't take any stock in him." said
the first. "He is fiirt. He is tilt"
But his presents"
"He gives all the girls presents
when he is making up to them. Why,
he gave me something every other
week"
But he gives me-" said the second
girl, such presents as convince me
that he means business this time"
what has he given your"
"He has given me a tea service, a
set Of table linen, Morris chair, a
hall rug, and beautiful brass bed
stead."-Exchange.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
Few Horses Used In China.

The only places in China where
horses are used to any great extent
are Shanghai, Esing.Tau and Tien.
Tsin. Australian "walers," so called
because they originate In New South
Wales, are the most popular, These
horses are imported into Shanghai in
patches OF from 20 to so, are well ia.
ken care Of on the voyage, and. ar
irving in excellent condition, are put
into use within couple of weeks aft
err arrival. -rt f "
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
Her Reason,

Not long ago there was tried in an
Ohio court suit for damages where.
in the principal witness, woman liv.
ing near Dayton, was induced to come
to court only after several subpoenas
had been served upon her.
When the dilatory witness was final.
ly brought before his honor, he said
in his severest tone:
What reason can you assign,
madam, for disobeying the summons
Of the court?'
Il amt got none, Jedge," answered
the woman, meekly, only we've got
smallpox down to our place, an
thought mebbe you'd be kinder pre-
JUDGED agin it."-Illustrated.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

still occupies that position. He has
been connected with iron manufacture
since boyhood and is considered to be
one OF the chief authorities in the
United States on blast furnaces, coke
and iron ore matters. Mr. Butler is
reputed TO be keen student of men
and affairs and long has been inter
ested in the work of the Merchant Ma
rine league, He succeeds Harvey ID.
Goulder, who resigned the presidency.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
He'd Pull Hard.

Senator Folker, who journeyed to
Albany at the risk Of his life to cast
the vote that doomed racing in New
York, had collected number OF In
stances of race-track trickery," said
an Albany legislator
Discussing, one day, the way jock
eys so often sold races, he said that
there was Gloucester jockey once,
the rider OF favorite, who was over
heard to say in saloon, the night
before the favorite ran:
81 shan't win unless the reins
break"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
LEADING GERMAN suFFRAeIsr.
Or. Anita Augsburg Has Served Many
Prison Terms for Her Cause.

Berlin.-Fraulein DIR. Anita Aug
spurg, leader of the German claim.
ants of votes for women in Germany
has served. 20 terms in prison for her
insistence in behalf Of her cause. and
probably holds the record.
The Anita" as her followers call
her, recently attracted attention again
by her reputation of the social demo.
Gratis in the name of the woman suf.
frage movement. The socialists have
long been looked upon as the especial
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
And She Is Proud Of II.

Two ladies' We're lunching together
one day, when one who Is a member
of the Colonial Danes said to the 9th.
er: Why do you not join the Co
ionial Danes? You surely must be
eligible"
oh, yes, responded her friend. 81
forget Just now the name of my an,
cestor, but know we have been de-
scending for many ars,"-Emily
Rhodes, In Lippincott's.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
MERCHANT MARINE LEAGUE.
Joseph G. Butler Of Youngstown, o.
Elected President.

Youngstown, O.-Joseph G. Butler,
Jr., of this city, who has been elected
president OF the Merchant Marine
League of the United States, has been
for many years general manager OF
the Brier Hill Iron & Coal company,
and is a recognized authority on pig
iron. When the Bessemer Pig Iron
association was first formed Mr.. But.
Ter was chosen as chairman, and he
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

hve months In q
hospital I was dis
charged as incur
able, and given only
six months to live.
My heart was affect
ed, i had smother
ing spells and some
times fell uncon-
scious. I got SO I
couldn't use my
arms, my eyesight
was impaired and
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
Victory for Norwegian Women.

After granting women the parlla.
mentary suffrage, Norway has gone a
step further and voted to give all WON,
en- employed in the postal service the
same pay as the men. Norwegian
women have struggled for this point
for several years.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
HiQh All In BillviIle.

AN you say It took that artist two
months to paint this little picture?"
shore did" .Ia .
well, all I've got to say is, he's
too slow for this settlement. I could
"a painted two houses an four barns
in that time. an not half tried."-At-
lanta Constitution.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

the kidney secretions we're badly dis
ordered. I was completely worn out
and discouraged when began using
Doan's Kidney Pills, but they went
right to the cause Of the trouble and
did their work well. have been
feeling well ever since" cd
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

Old age, especially an honored old
age, has so great authority that this is
of more value than all the pleasures OF
youth.-Cicero.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
M Hopeless.
''Mr. and Mrs. Splasher seem to get

"Mr and Mrs, SpIasher seem to get
on very badly" f
Yes" answered Miss Cayenne, tits
one of those hopeless cases where a
man thinks he knows all about horse
races and woman thinks she knows
all about bridge" t.r
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

Much sympathy il wasted on people
who ought to be ashamed to keep the
undertaken waiting for job
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
HARD TIMES, INDEED.

Poor man! so you are victim Of
the late financial panic?"
Yes, lady. You see, folks along de
route is too poor now ter hand out
free grub"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
Your'pruaaist viii Tell You

hi my N Waam v ase c neuy 1 $50 Srs'
Soothes Eye Pain and Sells for SOC.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing syrup.
For children teethng softena the gurus, reduces m
asmmation silays pain, cures wind collie 2oca ootue.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

FITS 81. Vltus' Danos ana Nervous Diseases per
manently cured by DR.. Kllne's Great Nerve hesorer
Send for FREE R.0O trial bottle and treatlsc Dr.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

Back pay is usually slow about com
ing To the front.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

1t Cures While You Walk
Allen Foot Ease for and bunions hot sweaty
oallous aching feet. 26e all Druggists.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
FIVE moN-ss X Hos 7lrAL.
Discharged beSags Doctors Could
ID Not Cure. =.

Levi P. Brockway, s. Second Ave,
Anoka, Mimi, says; After lying for
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15

Nothing can atone for want of truth.
--RusAin.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
Treasurers Guarded by Dogs.

The treasures of the Louvre are now
guarded by watchdogs.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
IMMIGRANT To Mothara,

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
signature ssa's the s,ZHAzza
In Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-08-15
SING. BIRDIE, DoN'Ti

Miss Yellem (about to sing)-What
is your favorite air, professor?
Professor-Fresh air-and plenty of
It'll Good morning!
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-11-03
Charm tic Fat Away.

To reduce by means of exercise or dict
ms is nothing but torture to The flesh and
modification to he spirit. Il is 50 much
simpler to charm" it away. OF course,
l don't ucan by spells" or "incantatioas'
but through the occasional use OF this
home receipt, viz: y ounce Marmola, =
ounce Fluid Extract Cascara Aromatic and
5>a ounces Peppermint Water, which any
one can obtain at any drug store Tor =
small sum ana 'c.iy Mt home. Take tea
spoonful after meals and at bedtime, Ii lit
orally charms the fat away. Takes it off
just where you need it off and does it
quickly but harmlessly. Many persons
lose as much as Z pound Q day.
Isn't that Charming" off the fat-eat
what you please and still lose a pound a
day-without strain, Injury or effort?
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-11-03

BELGRADE. Servia, Nov AT the
moment Crown Prince George is return
ing home from his visit to St Peters
burg the Servian Government. acting
upon the advice of the powers. has is
sued an official republication of any hostile
designs on Austria Hungary, together
with "A declaration that Servia awaits
the issue OF the international congress
hopefully, trusting in friendly powers to
plead her just cause.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-11-03
Monthly Sale in the Siegel Cooper Grocery
\ eW Head Rice

many stores at Zoe l6'i 10 lbsr 2Sc
74s, 5 lbs,,.,.. ............. wv
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Sweet Oranges

Ripe Luscious Florida Fruit; box l76
oranges, S335; half.box, IS oSo
oranges, si.7o; doz.,,..,,.,... AoS
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AhONrllIADO SH ERRY
direct importation from Sfairi
regular - qualify uA1
gallon, $3.50; bottle OoS
CARDINAL PORT NINE d.gy,t
importation from Lisbon, Pur-
taEal, a rich, fan bodied vine;
regular - qualify 81 u
gallon, $50; bottle ~ Les 4
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NEW YELLOW PEACHES fancy Golden
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