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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-11-26
Menu.
Seven Years of Proof.

Il have seen eve years of proof
that DR.. Kings New Discovery is the
best medicine to take for coughs and
colds and for every diseased condi-
ton of the throat, chest or lungs"
says w. V. Henry Of Panama, Mo. The
world has had thirty-eight years of
proof that DR.. Kings New Discovery
is the best remedy for coughs and
colds, la grippe, asthma, hay fever,
bronchitis, hemorrhage of the lungs,
and the early stages of consumption.
It's timely use always prevents the
development of pneumonia. Sold un.
der a guarantee at G. d. Kendall's drug
store. soc and 81. Trial bottle free.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-11-26
English SPAWN Liniment rem

English SPAWN Liniment removes
Hard, Soft or Calloused Jumps and
Blemishes from horses; also Blood
Spavins, Curbs, Splints, Sweeney, Ring
Bone, Stiles, Sprains, Swollen Threats,
Coughs, etc. Save $50 by use Of M
bottle. A wonderful Blemish Cure.
Sold by F. L. Villas, Druggist.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-11-26
EXCURSION RATES TO OMAHA
VIA THE NORTH WESTERN LINE

One and one-half fare for the round
trip, Dec. IL to II, inclusive, account
National Corn Exposition. Omaha. Re-
turn limit Dec. %. Full particulars
on application to Ticket Agents.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-11-26

THE Devil" Is the most talked OF
show on the road today. 1t will be at
Brookings Thanksgiving night and you
sure want to see It. fsN
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-11-26

accounts or hotel nenus in your own hano-
writing.
1t looks bad. reflects on your standing
makes people think you can't anord Q
stenographer. and Is sometimes ambiguous
You can write your letters-make Out
an abstract-fll In an insurance policy
enter your card memos-make out your ac-
counts. or a hotel menu-or do any kind OF
writing you need. on any kind. size or
thickness Of paper. and space any way you
want on
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-11-26
LUTEFISk SUPPER.

The Lutheran Ladies aid will give
a lutetisk supper IN the basement OF
the new church Dec. >, one week
from today, from ) to 10 o'clock. The
church will be Illuminated and heated,
and the entire building will be open
to visitors.
Menu.
Lutefisk Lefse Cold Meat
Warm Potatoes Fruit Salad
Beet Pickles Cranberry Jelly
White Bread Brown Bread
Cake Coffee
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-11-26
In the Manage
menf Of
Household
Affairs

every woman wants all the
conveniences obtainable. She
knows that where system is
there is a saving Of time and
labor. This means that things
will run along smoothly.
A bank account is a system
attic way of keeping a record
of all receipts and expenditur-
es. The management OF a
household who keeps a check
ing account at the bank is able
to tell where every cent goes
and for what purpose. The
checks that go for obligations
are returned by the bank to
the party issuing them. They
are a complete record and
each check is a receipt for
the amount paid.
A small amount-a sum
large enough to cover the
amount of your checks
is all that is necessary to start
an account with US.
Bank of Br00kings
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-11-26
You Can Easily Operate
This Typewriter Yourself
Don't worry vour

Don't worry vour
correspondent.
Don't write him
anything 81 hand
that k him time
to make Out-that
may leave him In
doubt-that he can't
easily read.
And don't fll out
legal pers or card
IN amCs-Or make ont
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-11-26
The
Rehearsal.
BY Martha Cobb Sanford.

Copyrighted. 1905. by Associated
Literary Press.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-11-26

You can write any of these things your
self If you do not happen to have a steno'
grapher.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-02-08

Goleta americana James ] MawelI.
Salio Ell FL del pasado del puerto a.
New York para este.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de e.
quiaga
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-02-08
BUQUES ANUNCIADOS

Goleta americana James ] MawelI..
Sali0 Ell FL del pa asado del puerto da.
New York para este.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de e.
quiaga
Vapor Espanol, Martin Saenz. Sa-
li6 de Barcelona por ell mediterrl-
neo y Canarias para este puerto el
| 80 del pasado.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Iz-
quierdo y Co.
Vapor amer. as. S. Marie" sali6 de
New Orleans para este puerto ell al
del pasado.
Consigna tarios, "Insular Line.'
Vapor cubano Julia" Estara anuf
procedente de la Habana escalas el
IA de este mes.
Consignatarios, Villar y Co.
Berg. americana "Auburndale. ."Se
nalia la carga en- New Y Ork y Sa aldr4
directo para este puerto, Ell IS del
corriente.
Consignatarios. Sobrinos de Ex-
quiaga.
Vapor esp. Catalina. Saldra de
Bare elona por Ell mediterr4neo y Ca
narias para este puerto Ell IS del que
cursa.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de IL
quierdo & Ca.
Vapor esp. Miguel Gallart. Zarpa-
ra del puerto de Barcelona para ell
nuestro con las escalas del medite-
franco y Canarias, ell 20 de este mes.
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Ez-
quiaga.
Vapor amer. San Juan saldra para
New York, el II del actual.
Consignatarios, The New York and
Porto Rico S. S. Co.
Vapor americana Coamo del puerto
de New York para Ell nuestro sali6
Ell del presente.
Consignatarios, The New York
and Porto Rico S. S. Co,
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-03-08

above is politician. He owes his Of
fetal position to politics and Kansas
is too well known for church politics
to admit of such statement having
too much weight. To get church votes
taffy the preacher and the preacher
can work the congregation. This
seems to be well understood in Kansas
and what obtains in that state can be
worked to greater or less degree in
other states. Passing over the prompt
ing motive, plainly preceptible, the
thinking public will be able to read
between the lines and these will know
that the statement is absolutely and
altogether untrue.
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-03-08
IN ADAM, ALL SINNED!

The recent action Of the American
Association for the Advancement of
Science has proven that the copous
tears shed by Mark Twain at The
supposed graves Of our first parents
were in vain.
Some Christians have failed to see
behind the veil of sarcasm which the
noted humorist had drawn about that
biblical myth. Some profess to see in
the story "A beautiful pathetic and
tender sentiment manifested by the
American visitor in the alleged holy
lands. The keen irony, the subtle wit,
the sheltered thrust which the Author
of lnnOcents Abroad gave to the Adam
and Eve story has done as much to-
ward the eradication of that myth as
some of the demonstrations and re-
vealed facts of science.
Ridicule is a most effective, though
to some people, an undesirable weap-
on. 1t is the anvil upon which thous-
ands of supposed sacred notions have
been shattered with sledge hammer
blows. The ridicule to which some of
the bible stories have been subjected,
anu dllohS litul dDlC dC-
cepted, or supposedly accepted, facts
of history, first weakened the public
faith by acting as stimulant to the
mind, inducing investigation and the
latter furnished all the evidence that
was necessary. That which ridicule
can overwhelm ought to perish for it
is not strong enough to live and assert
it's truth and integrity.
In any event the Adam and Eve
myth has gone. 1t has been relegated
to the realm of fiction. 1t has been de-
clared by this body Of eminent invest-
gators to be but mere dream. The
science of anthropOlogy is responsible
for this condition, in that it has clear
ly revealed the fact that the variations
in human specie could not have been
produced from one, original pair, es-
pecially within the comparative short
space of time allowed by biblical
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-03-08

Adam and Eve myth much else of a
religious nature, indispensable con-
nected Herewith, must fall along with
it, If there was no Adam and Eve to
sin in "A supposed Garden of Eden,
they did not introduce sin into the
world and entail the curses of the
fancied creator upon all underneath
posterity. Assuming that man pos
sesses something called a soul, there
being no Adam, that soul was not in
fiuenced by or affected by the supposed
sin of the supposed Adam. If the sup
posed sin affect not the supposed soul
of man. there was no necessity for any
redemption from that sin, no necessity
for a redeemer and any person who
puts himself forth as a supposed re-
deemer must either be a deluded en-
thuSiast or a known imposter.
Hencefor,h, the doctrine that Sin
Adam all Sinned F." must be urged with
caution. The doctrine was never en-
titled to any serious consideration but
now, with the advancement of human
knowledge, and coupled with the
action of these men of Science, the
church will have to be careful in its
Interpretation of the Edenic fables for
the people are no longer inclined to
accept them as facts.
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-03-08
BLUE GRASS BLADE.

necessary to such a result the impOss
bility Isl still before us Of so many
distinct types in enthnology With the
passing Of Adam and Eve, the garden
Of Eden story fades from human con
sideration. Science has shown that
there was no such garden with fOwery
meads and chanting birds. with its
purling brooks and trees of life and
knowledge. Thus does science explode
the fable Of our first parents being
driven therefrom by angels with fam
ing swords in order to prevent them
from pulling the fruit of the tree Of
life. With the disappearance of these
PIGMENTS of mans imagination we
abolish the notion that a curse was put
upon labor and we are accorded the
privilege of knowing that all labor is
a blessing and benefit TO him who
tolls. Once the orthodox people can
be brought face to face with these
facts and careful consideration in
duced, the Christian myth will perish
and the many institutions LOW devoted
to its propagation will be re-dedicated
to the service of man.
Like many other myths of a similar
character it has served it's purpose.
During the stages Of infantile civil
zaton the race had no better, no more
satisfactory explanation of mans
origin. For centuries it stood a com
plete answer to the wondering ques-
tionings of men. 1t was a dead wall
beyond which they could not travel or
explore. At that wall investigation
stopped. 1t held the mind of man in
thrall, just as the ends of the world
checked navigation until Columbus
dissipated the "end theory and
proved there was land beyond the seas.
so has modern science broken through
the wall of the Edenic myth. exposed
TO view what actually lays beyond and
one of the greatest essentials in the
Christian faith has gone never to re
turn. Years will come and years will
90, within which, some poor, benight-
ed mind will give ready credence to the
story and upon such minds must the
Christianity Of the future depend for
its existence. The tales Of nursery,
the Mother Goose rhymes, please and
delight the mind of childhood, but in
ihotC hdtuiC years iHCnC HlOh'"i ihoh-
strOsities must be discarded and the
mind absorb material facts. SO it is
with religion. Common experience
will aid as strenuously in exploding
much that is connected with religion
and the discoveries of modern science
offer foundation for the new thought
that must take its place.
The Importance of this SO far as the
orthodox religion is concerned lies in
the fact that with the abolition of the
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-03-08

The Blade would urge upon its
friends not to relax in their efforts to
get us subscribers These are now our
only hope. Take care of the blanks
we have sent out and use them at the
first opportunity. Our expenses are
now double what they were before the
change was made and we are strug-
Cling for a better patronage. You can
help us If you will but half try. Stop
for Il minute or SO and think about it
Then 90 out and put your thoughts
into a crystallized effort. Work wins
Feethought is a preventive, rather
than cure. Freethought does not
wait until a man is driven to crime
by the iron law of necessity, a woman
to dishonor child to beggary, and
then organize some fake relief So
ciety, but it would put forth a help
ing hand in time to avert the sin and
the shame.
Don't forget our clubbing offer!
Five subscribers sent in with one re-
mittance will be accepted at one dol
lar each per year.
Public opinion is an ever-shifting
rainbow and the heretics of one age
become the saints of the next.
Now it is Trilby parties and greater
ral1'leS for the great glory of god Let
him be praised.
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-03-08

Public opinion is an ever-shifting
rainbow and the heretcs of one age
become the saints of the next.
Blue-grass blade. [volume] (Lexington, Ky.) 188?-19??, 1908-03-08

Now it is Trilby parties and greater
ral1'leS for the great glory of god. Let
him be praised.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03

few things. and help me out little. I'm
stranger here, and things seem TO
be going against me-
"Wel, kid, I'll tell you-on the quiet
now remember; with half-Wnlsper
that had an extremely confidential ana
friendly sound)-the fellow you're
looking for is in the next room; just
go right in-I think he'll tel you all
about it."
Happy in the thought that his quest
was all over, but the writing, the cub
eagerly made his way into the desls
mated room, where number of people
were playing cards about small Ia
BILE. Visions of the city editors happl-
ness when the story was turned IN
found their way into his bemudd-ed
brain. and for a brief space of time ne
was sailing through clouds with sllVery
lining. wholly unprepared for the shock
received on entering the room end
glancing about.
Was it. after all, a dream? 1t must
be so: for after c,osely scrutlnlzlng
the faces of people in the room, he was
forced to reluctantly admit that the
only one who showed any signs or
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03
undred acres of land, 5000, 10000.

hundred acres of land, $200,O0000
Up to a year ago the highest offer
made for the property was less than
one-tenth of that sum. Engineers max
ing a geological survey of the terri
tory discovered traces of a large bed
of platinum. The fact was commune
Gated to Miss Brownell and she inves
tigated with the resu t that a large
lump of the mineral was found in the
ground directly under her dining room
window. She declined to say who
bought the land, but stated that the
company who gave her the check had
it's headquarters in Montreal. Miss
Brownell is the daughter of Francis
Brownell, one Of the pioneers Of this
part Of Canada and who, on his death
bed two years ago, cOnfided to her
the fact that some day there would be
gold and other valuable minerals
found on the banks of the ST. Law
renee.
Many prospectors are in that vicin-
ity now on the strength of the report
sent out from the assayer's Office at
Montreal.
At the Keylor Grand soon, '"The
Great Divide" will appear for single
performance.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03
"Why Girls Leave Home"

A play with an extremely strong
and plaus bile story and attended with
a moral of much value is promised in
the emotional melodrama, "Why Girls
Leave Home which will be presented
at the Keylor Grand theater Decem-
Der 4. The story has to do with a
charming young girl who was led
away by an INSCRIPTIONS man by the
aid Of wine merry making and the
charm of Bohemian" life. She is not
a bad girl at heart, but is made in
tensely angry by an older brother, the
head Of the house, who does not under
stand her nature and tries to drive
where he should Lead. AS her COM
panions are rapidly drawing her IT,
moral destruction, Providence, work
ing through her sOlicitous brother,
shows her the folly Of the gay life and
she turns over a new leaf. But, at this
point, the friends made during her gay
hours, endeavOr to prevent her regen-
GRAFTON. So far do they go as to mis-
represent matters to her brother, that
he loses his head and attacks her. The
villains chloroform her and smuggle
her inanimate body to a roadhouse,
and represent her as dead. The broth
er, who has been imprisoned, believes
the story and in a fit of remorse is
about to destroy herself himself,
when, after a thrilling adventure at
the roadhouse the abducted Pearl
makes her escape and appears at the
prison in time to save his life.
The pay is elaborately mounted and
is interpreted by a cast of exception
ally clever people.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03

which is dispensed through the medi-
UNI of their latest acquisition. "The
Sunny Side of Broadway a comedy
ance.
The New York press was unanimous
in saying that there were hearty laughs
chuckles and more smiles; more beau
tiful scenery, more gorgeous costumes
and more tunefu. and original music,
which you can't help whistling when
YOU leave the theater.
Words fail in an effort to describe
the Sunny Side of Broadway" grille
chorus for it shows a bevy of girlish
beauty that would be hard, if not quite
impossible to equal. The girls are
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03

booked fer an early performance in
this city is described as one of the
fastest and swiftest comedies ever set
to music by this distinguished young
author. 1t is so different from the ma
jority Of it's kind and so original in its
construction that all New York last
season poured en- masse to see it. Its
phenomenal run in that city for twen-
ty-six weeks and all summer in Chi
cago, has given it great prestige. Local
theatergoers have been talking Of no
other show for weeks which augurs
we'll for crowded house when Lit
tie Johnny comes to this city.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03
Florence Roberts.

John Cort has given 1.-THE House of
Bondage" in which Florence Roberts
is starring, scenic equipment that has
caused unusually favorable comment
for it's pictorial attractiveness and
strength of detail The first act takes
place in a prominent surgeons office
in London while the second and final
acts are laid in Switzer and. Platter,
the artist, has designed two particular
ly handsome interiors. One, showing
the reception room of a Swiss hotel
with the Alps in the background, is
notably effective. Every article of fur
niture and garniture is carried by
Miss Roberts and is in complete har-
mony with the settings. AT the Keylor
Grand theater ON Monday, December
z
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03
"The Girl Question" Mascot.

He is a little thoroughbred fox ter
Girl Question" the musical play
which is breaking all box office records
in the south and there isn't a girl in
the company who wouldn't sacrifice a
half weeks salary for her dearest
treasure to add to Spuddie's comfort
and happiness
He was originally presented to Miss
Claudine Tienette, one Of the famous
$4,000 Beauty Broiers," by an ardent
admirer and she still retains a per-
sonal guardianship and control of
Spuddie. But all the other girls own,
or at least claim to own, an interest,"
in him.
No pampered child Of fortune was
ever more slavishly waited upon than
this little fox terrier. The attention
and the gifts which are shOwered upon
him could not be excelled if he was
human prince.
No hote is ever patronized by a
member OF 1.-The Girl Question" COM
pany which does not welcome Spuddle
as effusively as it does Mr. Nichol-
son. the leading man, and the girls or
der their meals with far more regard
to whether or not Spuddie will like
the remains, than they pay toward
the question of whether they them
selves like the article,
Back Of the stage Spuddie is the
same privileged character that he is
outside Of the theater. He usually di-
vii !, hn rfoiy
up to experimenting the makeup OF
the "Broilers.' After he is satisfied
with his inspection of them, he looks
over the show girls and then gravely
watches the performance from the
first entrance.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03

young. pretty, sprightly, comely and
full of life and gayety, and trained un-
der the watchful eye of Ernest Ran
kin. The book is by Eugene Walters
and Charles A. Murray and the music
by the master musician, Mr.. Boyle
Voolfolk At the KeylOr Grand theatel
tonight
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03
Cheap Farm LANDS.

In tho famous GrangeVille county
near Lewiston. Idaho now being opene'
by two lines of railroad. Pronounced D.
7 7 Hill Of the Great Northern railroad
q he the Garden Of thei Pacific Nort"
west" mild climate, fertile soil, produ'
Ing heavy crops of grain, hay ard 1ru'1
No irrigation. Write for circular.
A. F. PARKER.
Grsngeville. Idaho.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03

gency Sale tomorrow at 1926 and
$244.
Making Friends Rapidly.
Never before in the history az
Eilers Piano House have we made
friends so rapidly as in this Elmer
gency Sale. And never before have
we been in a position to offer dis
eliminating piano buyers such splendid
bargains. The manufacturers loss is
your gain and an opportunity to equal
this you may never see again.
No better proof of the genuineness
of this Emergency Piano Sale can be
found than in the great number of in
struments that are snapped up daily
by discriminating buyers.
Not a single, solitary caller who IL
vestigates this Emergency Sale but de-
parts with the satisfaction of knowing
that everything we have said and
claimed and published, is downright
gospel truth.
We would kindly ask everybody who
intends taking advantage of the gree
Emergency Piano Sale to come In the
morning, if possible.
The rush for pianos in this UMPIRE
cedented piano-tuying event during
the past few days-especially In the
afternoon-has really been greater
than we can cope with, even with an
increased selling force.
We hope those who were compelled
to wait will bear with us, but we must
kindly ask all those people who can
nossiblv come during the morning to
do so. 1t will be more satisfactory
to you, we are sure.
SALE CLOSES SATURDAY..
No matter what your salary may De
we can make suitable terms. Bring
in SO or SIS for first payment ana
arrange to pay the balance a little al
a time-each week or month, or Wnen-
ever YOU are in receipt of funds. we
must get rid of these pianos ana we
will not refuse any reasonable oner'
We mean business and it's to your
interest to take advantage of the eH-
traordinary offer made above Come
right awav - the first thing IN the
morning and make your selectioi
Eilers Piano House, Biggest BusieS'
and Best Dealers, IA East Main
M. A. Thornton, manager.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03
ADJUSTMENTS
O o o o - o o - .
"The Sunny Side of Broadway"

"Th,s Sunny Side of Broadway"
Those clever comedians and prOdu-
GERS Murray and Mack are wonderful
missionerS in their way. Each year
they go about doing good with VEN
geance, and each year give all a chance
for absolute recreation, in a long two
hours laugh, that is bound to reju-
venate every wearied spirit who drops
in to breathe the rare good humor
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03
SALE CLOSES SATURDAY.

blood and gore, and he literally COW
cred with them, was butcher, wearing
his customary white coat ana apron
both garments spattered with blooo
in quantities large enough TO sa'iSi'
even the would-be sensatlonallst'
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-12-03
Miss Brownell In Luck.

Miss Mabel Brownell, leading women
in Henry Miller's production of "The
Great Divide" now playing at the Spo-
kane theater in Spokane, sold on Sat
urday her summer home on Fortunate
Island, st. Lawrence river, Canada.
She received for her house and one