The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-16
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 The once boy and his grandmother are soon parted.
 Say. it's tough. isn't 1t, to seek a girls hand and get her daddy's foot. and that. too. right on the Impulse of the moment. =
 Uncle By says when you want an orange make faces at the dsgo and he will throw one at you. M.bbe hut the chances are 1t would be rotten one.
 Picnic tirne-which interpreted means time for spider sandwiches and bug pie--is with us once again.
 Could had just naturally acquired the habit of marrying titles.
 A German professor says that dig greatest engineering feat in America. cae Surely he never saw a woman success fully find seats for six children on a Pickett Springs car on Sunday.
 It is said that the nightingale dies of shame if 1t hears another bird it thinks sings sweeter.
 We know some people. however, who are not affected like the nightingale.
 It's strange news we hear that the North Pole is moving. Whats the mat ter--rent due?
 other day in a vat of beer. Must have entertained fears of the prohibition movement sweeping the country.
 
 There is an unknown tribe of Eslsi- mos in the far north who have never heard of civilization or the land be- grasp @ the Staggering thought that there is a human aI being living who
 The kids are hunting the Easter eggs, their mamas are hunting the Easter bargains and their poor old daddies are hunting for the shiny dollars to pay the bills. 5
 Mebbe it's just desire to observe modern etiquette that makes woman seldom enter your house without
 Dr. Munyon has married . divorced actress. Mebbe some of his medicines will come in handy should misunder-
 Jas. Ross of Toronto. Canada, has asked the Mayor to help him to find a rich wife. Wed advise him to leave tHO WiNCc AlOuO anu toHNC - SiHoAO SAAA'
 Secretary Straus having authorized the deportation of fifty anarchists, let us hope those fellows with their "lxill- by the shipload.
 A social boycott has been established against Earle and his "soul-mate. This successfully anywhere except between an Alabama nigger and big, luscious 
 nut trees of Futuna in the South Seas. and forced all the natives there to again adopt cannibalism. An i'll wind that blows no hD0en so0e 'S fo Srift o1t that way now. At the dedication of the Minnesota State monument to its soldiers who fell on Shiloh battlefield. Governor Johnson declared that recent decisions of the Supreme Court threaten State rights and tend to class the States as 
 Dreaming that St. Joseph had direct sd her to kill her husbapd, Mrs. Thom. l as sardoni of New, York srs knelt st,.S at I brief prayer for strength, seized a | knife and slashed the throat of her sleeping husband. Seventeen stitches Committed comm to Bellevue. It is not considered good form for l ladies to cut their husbands throats | while sleeping.
 Now the brewers are claiming that | is to blame for the tenn oerance agitation. So it's up to the | to pat the old man on | Inc head and contribute something to- ward paying that nne' " 1 It ain't so far back wonder to the
 haunts of other days. Where the blue-bird Is a whistltn' In |
 the peach-tree as he sways, Where the paths Gre worn an shiny |
 where the rabbits used to run An the bird-nests hang as tempttn'
 where I uster climb for fun. The orchard where the apples rairIy |
 bent the big trees down. - An I uster love to wallow in the tall |
 grass on the groun'. Yes, uster love to WalloW Jes a-lookin So dreamily a countin' every cloud
 shape hoatin' by, lister dream there of the future when
 |. too should drift away, Like the fuffy-puffy cloud ships on
 drowsy summer day.
 Am | little thought how soon would
 live out those early. years, Leave the happy home O childhood Tor
 the sorrow an the tears Of a world, cold-unrelentin' where It's
 fight each step you go. Where sometimes the friends you trust
 ed most prove enemies you know, still, it sets a feller dreamfn' through |
 a sorter misty haze,