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Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23

A Jefferson City dispatch says
the Supreme court denied the appli-
cation for Il writ of mandamus (call-
ing in question the validity of the
state primary Iaw) filed on behalf
of the Republican City committee
of St. Louis. This is taken to mean
that the court is satisfied Of the
constitionality Of the act, and it is
not thought probable that any fur
ther attack will be made upon it.
The telegram further says: MANY
believe that this attack on the law
was only part of the plan of the
managers of the republican party
to confuse the rank and file of vOt.
crs and take out of their hands the
power of naming candidates for
state offices.
They have failed in their first
attempt to regain their former
power, but the prospects of success
in the second are brighter. They
have no candidates now for state
auditor, lieutenant governor and
railroad and warehouse commits
sioner. If the voters Of the party
do not make these nominations the
committee will have authority to
do so.
"Although there is much talk
among certain class Of republican
leaders about Attorney General
Iiadley presently changing his mind
and cOnsenting to run for governor,
there are very few persons who
have any faith in these reports
What appears more reasonable, in
view of what the attorney general
has said, is that matters will drift
along, as they have in the past, until
June |, or about that time, when il
will be found that the attorney gen
eral has never filed his acceptance
of the nomination, if it is tendercc
him.
This would not only put hin
out of the running. but close th'
door on any new candidate. for pc
titiOns for the nomination of can
didates cannot be filed aftcrJune
The bosses would then have tn
power to name the candidates"
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23

cOons, Il will give fine turkey f"
the one who can give the best rca-
son for being Il republican,"
Sam said be was "a republican
because the republican party freed
him."
Very good, Sam" said the ora
! tor
Bones, the next negro, said he
was republican "because the re
publican party is in favor Ofa pro
tectivc tariff, thereby protecting
him as we'll as Il white man."
The last was IL sawed-of coon
named Bill, who said he ''was Il re
publican because he wanted the
turkey"
That's the trouble, brother Ban
ncr scribe, with the growIer-hc
failed to get the Turkey. As Zcigcn
helm, while mayor of ST. Louis,
several years ago, when told that
there were dangerous mudh"IcS
and no street lights. said "Don't
the moon shinc?' Just yon wait
until the sun shines and dries up
the mud
am in favor Of all men. regard
less Of age, giving their support to
the building up and improving of
the roads of the country, as well as
in and around our town. Don't
make Yourself miserable about the
County court, the engineer and the
ovcrseer; they will do their part
and | believe the good citizens will
aid and sustain them. In Il word, !
have II better opinion of our people
than the Banner scribe--it' one may
gauge him by his words.
Married-April l5, 1908, &. b.
Kinder and Miss Annie Mccormick.
Rev. W. J. Poston officiating. May
their lives be long and useful. IS the
wish of the writer.
Hurrah for any good democrat
for assessor, | can find one. You
bet. JOHNNY.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23
Castor.
Health is very good.
y \EWSBOY.

Health is very good.
Ncda, the little two-ycar-old
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Marvin
PrIdy was accidentally severely
burned one day last week, but it is
earnestly hoped that the injuries
may not prove dangerous.
Robert Whitcncr and family had
business in Lutcsvillc Friday
Marricd-ApriI -, at the home
of the brides parents. Henry Nc
Williams and Miss Matte Shctley.
We wish them Il long and happy
journey.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Marvin
pridv, April l, Il girl.
Z. {. Whctstinc sold his farm to
7. J. Prldy last week, for $500.
Edwin Teetcrs and children Wis
tied Will BoIIingcr and wife Satur-
day and Sunday.
Sherman Rhodes and family and
Mrs. McGcc visited Mr.. Rhodcs's 5
mother last week.
The farmers in this part of the
country are becoming anxious to
plant their corn. The long spell
of rainy weather has so delayed the
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23
Trustee S Sale.

BY virtue OF Il deed of trust executed
by Richard Phelan and Maud PheIan,
his wife, dated the 2Sth day OF April,
1896, and recorded in record book 80, At
page 493, one OF the land records of Boil
iinger county, Missouri, made to secure
the payment of certain promissory notes
therein described, which notes are past
due and unpaid; and whereas the trus-
tee OF said deed Of trust is absent and
refuses to act, therefore /, O. K. Kirk
patrick, sheriff of BolIinger county, at
the request of the legal holder Of said
notes, will, on
MONDAY, MAY II, 1908,
at the north door of the courthouse in
the town of Marble Hill, Bollinger coun-
ty, Missouri, between the hours Of 8
O'Clock in the forenoon and ) o'clock
in the afternoon, sell at public auction
TO the highest bidder for cash the real
estate described in said deed Of trust,
tO-Wit:
Part of the west half g. of lots two
p and three 80 of the northwest quar-
ter of section five 90, township thirty
go, range ten tt0) east, and bounded
as follows: Beginning at corner on
the line between lots number and ; OF
the northwest quarter of said section ),
where the line between the land now
| owned by the Mayfie!d-Smith academy,
and the tract of land hereby conveyed
| crosses said line of the Mayfeld Smith
|
| drcdths chains to the southeast corner
| thereof; from said corner black oak 24
| inches in diameter bears south 50 de-
grees east, 81 links distance, thence
| north, SSI, degrees east, 6 and IL : one
| hundredths chains to the southwest cor
ner of Lindsay Murdcch's lands; thence
north with the west boundary line OF
Lindsay Murdoch's land 10 and l3 one
| hundredths chains to the line between
lots number , and ; Of the northwest
quarter of said section ); thence west
with said line to the southwest corner OF
Il tract of land now owned by NJ. H.
| Williams; thence north II feet to 4
corner, thence west, parallel with the
line between said lots > and ,, to the
east boundary line of the Mayfield-
Smith academy land, thence south -
feet to the beginning corner. and con-
tanning within said metes and bounds
six acres and seventy five hundredths of
an acre, more or less.
| The same rcservng condition and ex-
ceptions are understood in this deed that
are specifically stated in deed from
Moses Why bark to Mary j. Mayer, dated
18th day of August, 1888, and recorded
on the 18th of October, 1893, book Is, at
pages 1877 and 1893, and in deed from
Mary j. Mayer and husband to John F.
Sanders, dated 9th day of May, 1887,
and recorded the 9th day of May, 1897,
book %, at page 57S, of Bollinger county
records. That is a strip of land 30 feet
wide and entire length off Of the west
side, and strip Is feet wide off Of the
north side of this tract OF land from the
NJ. H. Williams tract of land to, the
Mayfield-Smith academy land, for road
or street purposes.
To satisfy said deed of trust.
0. r. KIRKPATRICK, Shift,
Acting Trustee.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23

farm work back, except in the way
Of making new fences. Quite lot
Of cur farmers arc putting up picket
and woven wire fences.
Rev. F. F. Yount filled his regu-
lar appointment at Mt. Carmel Sat
urday and Sunday.
John SIinkard and family visited
at Amos Rhodes's Saturday night.
jerome Slinkard attended Sunday
school ut New Salem and says he
likes to go down there.
Mt. Carmel church is to have Il
new organ in the near future
Ed Slnkard was thrown from 4
mule Sunday, but fortunately was
not hurt much.
John SIinkard is marketing lot
of fine corn nj the Marquaud mills.
Charley Green, Il student of w.
NJ. c., visited home folks Saturday
and Sunday.
\ Sunday school has recently
been organized at Pleasant Valley.
George Marshall and wife of Pat
ton visited her father, Samuel Hawn,
Saturday night. "UncIe Sam" is
still in poor health
If some profcsscd Christians are
as unconccrned about getting to
Heaven rs they are about going to
church and helping to bear the bur
dcnS, no doubt they will be last to
enter the pcarly gates.
NEWSBOY.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23
A Double Killing.

Near Campbell, DnnkIin county,
April II, William II. Bell, Il farm
hand, shot and killed Eph Bridge
man and Marion Bridges.
Bridgeman and Bridges, accom-
panied by Il woman named Dawson
and Il big supply Of whisky, went
to the Johnson farm. where Bell
worked, and they, with Mrs. john
son, put in the night drinking and
playing cards. Toward day, when
the carousal was at its height, the
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23

THE Aldrich currency bill. that
passed the republican senate, was
buried by a republican housc-as it
deserved to be. The republican
members Of the house couldn't af-
ford to go back to their c0nstitu-
cnts and defend a vote for such Il
measure ard it's author, Aldrich-a
servant of the Standard Oil trust.
Senators who voted forit have long
terms ahead and probably think the
people will forget.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23
Announcement.

R-ig" We are authorized to announce
THOMAS +. LANE of Ripley county a
candidate for the democratic nomination
for Senator from the Twcnty-hrst dis
trict, composed of the counties of Boil
lingcr, Butler, Cape Girardeau, Carter,
Dunklin and Wayne.
R-Iy"We arc authorized to announce
WILLIAM p. MCCANs u candidate to rep
resent Bolingcr county in the Forty
fifth General Assembly of Missouri,
subject to the decision of the Democratic
voters in the primary election.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23
Order of Publication.
In the Circuit court OF Bollinger county,
Missouri, September term, 1903.
Maude Rieman, plaintiff.
Against
Albert II. Rieman, defendant.


Albert II. Rieman, defendant.
On this 3ist day of March, 1908, comes
the plaintiff in the above entitled cause
by her attorney, r. G. Hartle, before the
undersigned, clerk OF the Circuit court
of Bollinger county, Missouri, in va"a
ton, and files her petition and affidavit,
stating, among other things, that the
above named defendant is not resident
Of this state.
1t is therefore ordered by the clerk
aforesaid, in vac alton, that publication
be made notifying him, the said defend
ant, that an action has been commenced
against him by petition in the Circuit
court of Bollinger county, Missouri, by
! the plaintiff in the above entitled cause,
the object and general nature OF which
is to obtain a decree divorcinG plaintiff
from him, the said defendant, on the
ground and for the reason that said de-
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23

men began to abuse the women.
heating and shooting at them when
Bell was asked to protect them. He
demonstrated with the men. trouble
followed, Bridgcman and Bridges
are dead and Bell is IN the Kcnnett
~
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23

THAT "Cooko" person ut Latin
who buttcd into the Banner last
week seems to be afflicted with Ted
dyphobia. OF course he has left
thereafter the remarks he made
about the town. We are sorry the
place didn't please him, rs he must
bc real nice.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23

OVER the protest of Senator War
ncr, the republican members of the
house from Missouri and leading
members of his party in St. Louis,
the president has rcappointed Post
mast Wyman and now Taft stock
in Grand Old Missouri is being
"markcd down every hour.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23
Southeast News.

Monday morning. April Is, bur
glars entered the Anchor store at
Maiden, destroyed the safe with cN
plosives and secured S175 in cash
and number Of checks, getting
out of town and leaving no clue by
which they could be followed and
arrested.
Some Of the people of kcnnett
have become tired of the importa-
ton of negroes into that town and
last Sunday morning, about day
light, Il crowd of men and boys Wis
tied the home Of two families and
ordered them to leave town. firing
dozen or more shots into the
house of one of them and wound
inc him. The matter is being in
vcstigated. and Judge Fort has in
timatcd that the May grand jury
will take hand IN it.
Cou;o
Tho oc,o,oe Of w,tcrmclons in
uississinni county this wear will be
nora than twice as LARGE as that of
1o.t war and tha season so far is
,.a,.,. ,.o,,;s;o,r for . 1.rgo vicId
cl,n,,,d +l,o ,,r;coe of last vo,r nrc.
,o;l tho farmers Iivinri in the melon
,. ot +ho no,,+,. will no
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23

THE prohibitionists of Missouri
have issued Il call for state con-
vcntion, to be held ut Joplin May
6. to select delegates to the national
convention, to be held at Columbus,
Ohio, July Is, to select presidential
electors and two members of the ma
tional committee.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23
As WE SEE BRYAN.

The advance of civilization is
measured by the success of toll in
it's contest with privilege. Politics
is the perpetual effort of a large ma
jority to prevent misgovcrnment
by an intrenched minority. The
safety of privilege lies in its control
of all the political organizations;
il. has possessed the republican or
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23
G, A. VT alker,

PENDANT, wholly disTegarding his duties
as the husband of plaintiff did, on the
10Th dav Of October, 1906, willfully, vol
UNFAIRLY and without any cause on part
Of plaintiff, absent himself from home
and plaintiff and has ever since renamed
separate and apart from her.
And unless the said Albert II. kicman
be and appear at the next term OF SAID
court, to be begun and holden at the
courthouse in the town OF Marble Hill,
in said county, on the second Monday IN
September next I90S), and on or before
the first day Of said term answer or plead
t. the petition in said cause the same
will be taken as confessed and Judgment
rendered accordingly.
JESSE 4. MCGLOTHLIN, Clerk.
STATE OF MISSOURI, lsS
County of Bollinger.
I. Jesse 4. McGl0thIin, clerk Of the
Circuit court of Bollinger county, afore-
said, hereby certify ihat the above IS Il
true copy OF the original order OF punil~
cation in the cause therein named as the
same appears on file ~ my otti"e.
In witness whereof have hercuato sub
scrihei my name and affixed my Off
fL.s.l ciI seal at my office in Marble
Hill, this 1Sth day OF April, t99S.
JE-sE 4. McGLoTHLIN,
Clerk Of the Circuit court Of BoiiinEer
county, Missouri.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23

We came near forgetting to add
that w. J. Bryan continues to be IL
sort of nightmare to the Globe
Democrat.
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l1OVd.

Health is reasonably good.
The continued rains are holding
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1908-04-23

Unless there is daily action of the bow
els, poisonous products are absorbed,
causing headache, biliousness, nausea,
dyspepsia. We wish you would ask your
doctor about correcting your constipation
by taking laxative doses OF Aver fhls.
-Mado By the J. C. Aver Co.. Lowell. Mass.-
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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-08-27
ELoPER FORGOT THE TICKETS
And When He Returned for Them a
Policeman Arrested a Chicago Man.

Chicago.-William Meyers attempt
ed to elope with Lillian, the 15-year
old daughter of Mrs. Theresa Vaid
but made the mistake of leaving the
railroad tickets in his room. When he
returned for them, detectives placed
him under arrest.
Mrs. Valid rents furnished rooms
and among her regular patrons was
Meyers Some weeks ago Meyers be
gan to pay attention to the young
daughter of his landlady. The mother
objected because of the girls age
Meyers persisted, and was ordered
from the house. He declined TO move
The other day Mrs. Valid had some
business downtown. and, in order tc
keep her daughter from seeing Mey
ers, locked her in a room and took the
key with her. Meyers procured lad
der and assisted the gtrl through 6
ransom. They left the house, intend
ing to go to Michigan. In the mean
time Mrs Valid returned, and. finding
aer daughter had escaped, reported
he matter to the police. When Mey
ars returned for the tickets he was
arrested.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-08-27
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DOVE STUCK IN ORGAN PIPE.
Church People Close steeple and Bird.
Seek Shelter Elsewhere.

Coatesville, Pa.-There is a sequel
Of the oldest and most striking sort
% the fastening up of all possible en-
frances to Trinity church steeple with
the purpose of shutting out pigeons
that had overrun the belfry
Flying about. lost and bewildered.
the birds have since behaved in the
saddest fashion. and even when the
shades Of twilight settled into dusk
these birds, accustomed like all others
but owls to go to roost with the sun,
circled round and round the belfry.
During the services. the choir and
congregation were surprised when a
pretty pigeon made its appearance at
he end of one of the tubes OF the pipe
organ.
The bird had flown down one of the
ornamental pipes and was only able to
get it's head out at the lower end The
organ will have to be torn apart to get
the pigeon out.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-08-27
5000 on Clothesline.

Ansonia, Conn.-Two hundred dol.
lars in bills hanging on clothesline
was the sight which attracted atten-
ton in Woodbury. recently. William
Wilhelmy of this city drove to Wood
bury to visit his brother. He was
caught in a thunderstorm, and when
he reached his brothers his trousers
we're wringing wet. He borrowed an
other pair while the hired girl washed
his.
Wilhelmy went calling on friends,
and when he returned he found a
crowd In front of his brothers home.
The sight of his roll dangling on the
clothesline was too much for him, and
he collapsed with laughter.
After the girl had washed the trou-
sers she found the roll of bills. and
with clothespins fastened each on the
line and left them unguarded.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1908-08-27
Wooden Stump Used as Stirrer Got
Harmon Into Trouble.

New York.-That a wooden leg is
not fit and proper instrument with
which to stir bowl of lemonade is
the opinion of Nathan Wagner, a res
taurant keeper at 215 Park Row. Wag.
ner was doing in his restaurant,
when a breathless ragamuffin rushed
in from the street
Say, mister" he cried. "dere's q
guy outside wat put his leg in your
lemonade"
Now, in front of Wagner's place is
a stand on which he placed large
glass bowl of lemonade to be sold at
the rate of a cent a glass. Mr.. Wag.
ner, therefore, was quick to get to the
sidewalk. To his astonishment, he
saw a one-legged man leaning against
the bench and slowly stirring the
lemonade with a wooden leg. which he
had unstrapped from It's stump,
stop that" yelled Wagner.
The man looked surprised, lifted the
leg from the bowl and then deliber.
ately struck the glass a whack that
shivered Il.
"Hely," cried Wagner, just as Po'
liceman Williams of the Oak Street
station came along, and the police
man placed under arrest the man who
had swung the leg. When the man