Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1908-05-12
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Philadelphia Inquirer.
The man who fails seldom gets any
sympathy from the man who never
tried.-Washington Post.
Anna Gould is evidently willing to
give tie whole hlame family a chance
at her fortune. Detroit News
1t isn't always that the hat itself Is
so big. but that the woman under it is
so snall.-Indianapols News.
The big spring hat threatens to cut
of the view of the peekaboo shirt waist
this season.-philadelphla Press
Miss Florence Nightingale has dem
onstrated that it is possible to be a
grand old maid.-Chicago Record Her
AID
The fire insurance companies doing
business in kentucky must be losing
some sleep these nights Washington
Post.
In spite of the increased cost of liz
ing, it costs no more this year to dream
about summer vacations than it ever
did.-New York Mail
Governor Hughes says that men are
nine-tenths good. But what lot of
trouble and expense the other tenth
makes New York Tribune.
Boni has cost the Goulds 5000, 0OC
up to date, and installments are still
due, Talk about paying for dead
horse Philadelphia Ledger
When man says to you, Heres the
political situation in nutshell" you
are pretty safe in settling back for an
hours nap.-New York Mail.
A new order forbds girls from call.
ing up midshipmen at the Naval Acade-
my. What's TIE use of being cadet,
anyway ?-Philadelphia Inquirer.
Once more taxes are to be raised In
Japan Those little brown chaps are
finding out that civilization and glory
are Philadelphia Inquirer.
. mercenary, money grabbing land
lord of our acquaintance says he will
not be happy until somebody invents
pay-as-you-enter fiats.-New York Mail.
In the philosophy of some men
heaven is nothing but place where
everybody will be able to buy cheap
and sell high.-Chicago Record Herald.
If the prohibition movement keeps up
its present rate of progress the bureau
for the reclamation of arid lands will
have to be enlarged Chicago Tribune.
In Chicago they fine parents of chill
dren who play hockey" S. and costs.
A good licking is much cheaper and
much more Philadelphia In
quirer
The Gar must be Drawer than he is
generally credited with being. Lots of
us in his position would have been
scared to death long ago.--Kansas City
Times.
The Oklahoma man who claims to
have found snake in a can of mo-
lasses should have the fluid analysed.
Chances are it wasn't molasses. -Phila-
delphia Ledger.
Shanghai opened its first electric
street railway the other day, and the
Cinnamon are said to be falling into
the strap-hanging habit all right-Phil-
adelphia Press.
China is going to establish a modern
university, and anybody can guess
there will he something doing when the
college yell in Chinese breaks out
Philadelphia Press.
The course Of true love never did run
smooth, but in some countries it is per.
haps rougher than in others "They
manage those things better in France"
New York Mail
Peace has its defeats no less than
war. The Russian debt exceeds four
billions Of dollars, and five hundred
millions more are needed at once
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Owing to improved mining machinery
the cost of producing gold has been re-
duced to $666,666 per ton. That price,
Of course, goes to only those who buy
In ton lots.-Omaha Bee.