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The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
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PIOuANTE EGGS.

Four eggs, OF. of butter, l table
spoonful of Worcester sauce, salt and
pepper. Thickly butter a tireproot
dish; failing that, use a piedish.
Break the eggs carefully into it,
sprinkle them with salt, pepper, and
the sauce. Place the dish in a pan
with hot water to come half way up
it, lay piece Of creased paper across
the top of the dish, and put the lid on
the pan, and let the water boil gent
ly until the eggs are lightly set.
Then serve them at once in the dish
in which they were cooked.-London
Farm and Home.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
People Who Object to
Liquid Medicines Can
Now Secure Peruna
Tablets.

foreign until people all the world supplied with this valu
able household remedy
CLAIM PERUNA TO cATARRH REMEDY Buya bottle and
If acknowledge that has helped
If will publish statement exactly furnish
We will add words take words II wish will
publish your portrait We will not do this without
request, without your entire
thousands chronic catah
locations At that what the people through unsolicited
testimonials Pea will thousand in spite fabricated
sanders to the contrary.
WE GUARANTEE EVERY BOTTLE PERUNA TO CONTAIN THE
INGREDIENTS PRINTED ON THE LABEL
guarantee that testimonial absolutely the
sxact language of the estifer.
that photograph published the photograph the
whose that author
ked by the hand that signed it.
We determined to beat being rer they
dealing than We meet sehod
with truth duply with candor insinceriy with sincerity
that the will appreciate stand We believe
hat the dealers Peruna will applaud We
obliged acknowledge finally that
remedy GREATEST HOUSEHOLD MED
UNES ON THE CONTINENT
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
The Criminal Lemon.

If they. haven't the original lem.
on UP in the Metropolitan Museum
of Art they come pretty near achiey.
ing that distinction In one of the
cases containing the Edward C.
Moore collection of Oriental art OBJ
jects there is group of pieces OF
Venetian glassware consisting of
cups and vases of various kinds and
shapes.
On the lower shelf of this case there
is large-sized and perfectly shaped
representation of a lemon in bright
lemon-colored glass that must repre-
sent some artisans idea of a joke, for
it has nothing to do with the ordl-
nary sort of pieces those glass-blow.
ing shops turned out at that time.
AS it dates from the sixteenth CEN
tury, it certainly antedates any lem
on known to the present day. It
never will be handed out to any one.
however.-New York Press.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
DAINTY WAY TO SERVE CAB.
RAGE

Cut out the heart-stem and core Of
a medium-size cabbage, and remove
the outer leaves Plunge the head
into an abundanc of boiling water for
four minutes, and take 1t up very
carefully, SO as not to break it. Let
it cool. Prepare force-meat, using
a pound of sausage with quarter of
pound of lean veal ground to a pulp
and seasoned to taste. Stuff the in
side of the head, and tie it up care
fully, so that the stuffing will not
come out. Put into pan with small
carrot, small onion, and a cupful of
stock or milk. Let it simmer in the
oven or on top of the stove, well GOV.
cred. Basic occasionally, and serve
with rich brown sauce.-London Farm
and Home.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
DRESDEN EGGS.

Four eggs, 2 tomatoes, 3 OF. Of ham,
rounds of bread, pepper. Stamp out
four rounds of bread with a cutter 2
in. across; fry them golden brown
in hot fat. Chop the ham very finely
and season it with pepper and, if re-
quired, little salt Put layer of
ham on each croute of bread; on this
put half a tomato. Next put the
croutes on baking tin in the oven
until the tomato is tender. Fry the
eggs carefully, drain off as much fat
as possible, then place an egg ON each
slice OF tomato. Serve them as hot
as possible-London Farm and
Home.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
TOMATOES AU GRATIN.

Two OF. of grated cheese, OF. OF
bread-crumbs, l lb. of tomatoes, 2
tablespoonfuls Of cream, a little but
ter, cayenne, and chopped parsley.
Well butter a pie-dish, cover it with
fine bread-crlrmbs and cheese mixed
in equal proportions. Wash, wipe,
and stalk some ripe tomatoes and
cut each in half, put a layer on the
bread-crumbs and cheese, then more
crumbs and cheese, seasoning all will!
white pepper and parsley. Fill the
dish with these layers, pour the
cream over; lastly, have bread
crumbs, scatter bits Of butter on the
top. Bake in steady oven for half
an hour. Serve in the dish in which
1t was cooked-London Farm ami
Home.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Robert s. Smith, farmer living
near Muncy, Pa, lost a good cow re-
Gently by strange accident. One OF
her horns caught under the manger
and in her frantic efforts to free her
self she threw her body completely
over and broke her neck.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

pleasure in recommending Doan's
Kidney Pills to persons suffering from
kidney disorders. backache, etc. 1t is
the best remedy | have ever known
and / will gladly answer any ques-
tions about 1t.
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
NO DOUBT

Caesar. upon the Lupercal, thrice
refused a klngly crown.y s~.
And" remarked he to Marc Loeb,
Il guess that will relieve some of
these boom -nursers. - Louisville
Courier-J oufnal
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
WASTED TINE.

Grandma-Have you wasted any
time today, Margaret?
Margaret-Yes, ind I'd. played
bridge all the afternoon with only one
back of cards.-Life.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Paper making in Japan has been
very active for the last year or So
New companies have been formed,
and old ones enlarged. Most Jap.
anese mills use steam for motive pow
er, and nearly all the machinery used
is of American make
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
BABY CRIED AND SCRATCHED
All the Time-Was Covered with Tor.
turing decentralization Said Sores
Would Last for Years-Per-
feet Cure by Cuticura.

"My baby niece was suffering from that
terrible torture, eczema. it was all over
her body, but the worst was on her face
and hands. She cried and scratched all the
time and could not sleep night or day from
the scratching. / had her under the doc
tors care for year and half and he
seemed to do her no good. I took her to
the best doctor in the city and he said that
she would have the sores until she was six
years old But if / had depended on the
doctor my baby would have lost her mind
and died from the want of aid. But used
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment and
she was cured in three months. Alice l..
Dowell, Ago Easton Ave-, st. LOUIS, Mo-,
May2 and 20, 1907"
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Do you happen to know father
who would want his son to follow in
his footsteps?
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

FITS, ST. vitus' Dance; Nervous Diseases per-
cured by DR.. Klines Great Nerve
Restorer. % trial bottle and treatise free.
DIR. III. II. Kline, Id, 931 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Astronomers and theatrical manag-
crs are always looking out for new
stars.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Most of mans friends are his
friends because Of what they don't
know about him.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

makes to sufferers
from backache. kid
ney ana bladder ills.
Judge Wills knows
the value of Doan's
Kidney Pills and will
answer the questions
of any sufferer who
writes to him. The
Iudpa saYs. "I taka
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
Piles Cured in @ to IA Days.

Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case ofItching Blind Bleeding orProtruding
Piles in to IA days or money refunded. SOC.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
What Causes Headache.

From October to May, Colds are the most
frequent cause of Headache, Laxative
Bromo Quinine removes cause. E. w.
Grove on box. 25c.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Why not the Natural laxative, Garfield
Tea? It's Pure, Mild and Potent. Mace
OF Herbs. Write for samples. Garfield
Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

A project is on foot in Geneva for
the establishment of aerial excursions
To view the summit of Mont Blanc.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Mrs. Winslow S Soothing Syrup for Children
teethiDg ,softens the gums. reducesinhamma-
tion ,allays pain cures wind collie, 25c.a bottle
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Be not oversuspicious, but keep
your eye dli. the man who boasts of
his honestly
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Tayior's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Natures great rene dy--cures
Coughs, Colds, Group and Consumption, and
all throat and lung troubles. At druggists,
25cts., so It's. and ) 90 per bottle.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

A woman detests a man who fiat
ters almost as much as one who does
not.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

1t is possible to draw out man
and make him interesting-but it .
different with a sermon.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
MY NIEE'S LONG
SUFFERING WITH NEURALGIA

SUFFERING WITH NEURALGIA
was ended by Minard's Liniment after all
else had failed, writes j. B. Phair, of Gou-
verneur, N. Y. To prove that it cures neu-
ralgis, ,rheumatie pains, stiff, sore muscles
or joints, we will send special bottle free
upon request. Minards Liniment Co.,
South Framingham Mass.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Pantaloons of a justice can hardly
be termed breaches of the peace.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

success OF Peruna Will continue TO nnd
fault. But we are determined to give
such people no just complaint
PERUNA Is A GREAT MEDICINE.
It has become q household word in
millions Of homes. Our faith in the
remedy is stronger than ever. Every
wear wa exnect tn establish Dew nlanta
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails, At druggists.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Only One "Bromo Quinine
| That Is Laxative Bromo Quinine. LOOK
for the signature OF L. w. Grove. Used the
World over to cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

The man who seeks office for the
public good is apt to consider him
self the entire public after he lands.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

A man has no right to stone his
wife, but he may rock his baby.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
STATIONARY.

ANY movement in real estate in
this part Of the country?" asked the
tourist.
NO" answered the cid farmer, mot
even a landslide" e."-Chicago News.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
If You Suffer From Asthma

or Bronchitis get immediate relief by
using Browns Bronchial Troches.
Contain no harmful drugs.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
HOOPER MEDICINE CO., Dallas. Texas
NO ESCAPE.
Onions, Onions, Onions.

600 bu. of Salzer's Red Globe Onion
per acre at Soc bu. brings $4,000. That
pays.
$4,000 from 3 acres Salzers Morning
Star Cucumber is we'll worth taking along,
$40 bu Salzer's y Fodder Earliest and
Best Pea sold in the green state at $3.50
a bu. makes 100000 per acre. Such yields
Salzer's pedigree vegetables stand for.
FOR l2c
and this notice the John A. Salzer Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis, in order to gain
100000 new customers during 1908, will
mail you free their great plant and seed
catalog together with
] pkg. Quick Quick" Carrot .........$ 10
] pkg. Earliest Ripe Cabbage ..... 10
! pkg. Earliest Emerald Cucumber. -. Is
] pkg. La Crosse Market Lettuce. ..... Is
! pkg. Early Dinner Onion. ........... 10
] pkg. Strawberry Muskmelon. ....... Is
! pkg, Thirteen Day Radish. ...... 10
1000 kernels gloriousy beautiful
flower seed. Observation-Disclosures. Is
tVtoI 1880. .''...... ............ SlU
Above is sufficient seed to grow IS bu.
of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-
liant flowers and all lis mailed to you
POSTPAID FOR l2c,
or il you send Ice, we will add a package
Of ,Berliner; Earliest Caulifower. John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. A. c. L.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

And the charitable man never has
to wait long for a chance to get busy.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Sometimes tie doctor is called in
to help those who help themselves.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

Some people devote most of their
energy to the making of excuses.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia E. Plnk-
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands OF
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, fiatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness, or nervous prostratlon.
Why don't you try it? .
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

A removable top for motor boats
built on the same lines as a carriage
>op is a recent novelty.
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20
POLICE JUDGE WILLS
VIII Gladly Answer the Questions Of
ANY Inquirer.

1t is a generous offer that Police
Judge j. H. Wills, of Cloverport, KY,
The Kemper herald., 1908-02-20

The eagle can Withstand 2s-day
last.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-08-06
DROPPED COFFEE.

Doctor Gains 20 Pounds ON Postum.
A physician of Wash, d. c., says or
his coffee experience
"For years / suffered with periodical
headaches which grew more frequent
until they became almost constant. SO"
severe were they that sometimes l was
almost frantic. | was sallow, consti-
pated, irritable, sleepless; my memory
was poor, 1 trembled and my thoughts
were often confused.
my wife, in her wisdom, believed
coffee was responsible for these ills and
urged me to drop it. l tried many
times to do So but was its slave.
FINALLY Wife bought a package of
Postum and persuaded me to try it, but
she made it same as ordinary coffee
and l was disguised with the taste. e
make this emphatic because l fear
many others have had the same ex-
perience.) She was distressed at her
failure and we carefully read the direc-
tons, made it right, boiled it full 10 min
utes after boiling commenced, and with
good cream and sugar, liked tit
inyigorated and seemed to nourish me-
That was about year ago. NO"
have no headaches, am NOT salio"S
sleeplessness and irritability are gone
my brain clear and my hand STEADY. /
have gained 20 lbs. and feel l am a.
new man.
81 do not hesitate to give Postum
due credit. OF course dropping coffee
was the main thing, but had dropped
1t before, using chocolate, cocoa and,
other things to no purpose.
postum not only seemed to act as.
an invigorant but as an article OIL
nourishment giving me the neeuea
nbosnhates and albumens. Thls is no
Imaginary tale. 1t can De substantial
ad NV INV wife and her sister, who both.
changed to Postum and are hearty
women of about 70.
"I write this for the information
and encouragement of others, and with
feeling of gratitude to the inventor
of Postum"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Greek, Mich Read THE Road to Well
ville," in pkgs. There's Reason
Ever read the above letter? A
new one appears from time to time:
They are genuine, true, and fnai o.
human interest. 4s--
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-08-06

was in country printing office that
this author Of popular Southern tales
became first associated with literature.
Beyond a few terms at the Eatonton
Academy, Harris had no regular educa-
ton. AS a stripping Of II he became
a printers devil" on small weekly
published on plantation. Then came
the civil war. Following that, Harris
became a full-fedged journalist. He
was employed successfully in Macon,
New Orleans and Savannah. In the
latter city he married Miss La Rose,
a French Canadian. He was fast win
ming fame when yellow fever swept
Savannah, in 1876, and he and his bride
fed to Atlanta, where he became a
member of the staff Of the Constitu-
ton. It was there that he won his first
spurs in the field of literature. Not
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-08-06
A TALKING LOvEBIRD.
A Marvel, Self-Taught, to Initiate HUI
man Speech.


A lovebird no larger than canary.
has taught itself to speak as fluently and
as distinctly as the best oa talking par.
rots at the village of Ambleside, near
Stourbridge, Worcestershire. The bird is
of exquisite plumage. and belongs to
Mr.. j. Skidmore of Stamford House,
Ambleside, we'll known resident in the
district. 1t was given to Mr.. Skldmore-
about six months ago by his son-in-law,
who had had it for eighteen months
without its showing any, powers OF con-
versation. During the last few months
of it's life in Worcestershire, however,
it has acquired a remarkable aptitude for
repeating all that is said to 1t, though
it has received no special training:
To a correspondent who interviewed
it recently the bird suddenly remarked,
kiss me quick. giving an anticipatorry
smack 1t politely remarked, How do
you do?" and fatteringly added, You're
a little beauty, aren't you?' all in soft
tone that was quite distinct from the
raucous accents of the average parrot
1t melodiously whistled couple OF bars
at the national anthem, and proceeded
to give some very realistic limitations OF
the calls Of the thrushes sparrows and
linnets.
'sHanschen,'' as the bird is named,
weighs barely an ounce, and is believed.
to be the smallest bird of his kind cap,
able of initiating human speech. His;
chief companion is large stuffed green
parrot, without which he is never happy,
and whose plumage he has so pecked
away with kisses that the entire head
and neck are now bald. The lovebird,
whenever taking a meal of linnet seed,
places a little within the motionless beak
of the stuffed parrot, though when in
converse tional mood he frequently in
dulges in furious attacks on his silent
companion.-London Mail.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-08-06
THE WINDMILL.

Arms. gaunt and ghostly, flung athwart the
sky,
Wherein may perch the birds of sever
winds
Untroubled: for no longer restless grinds
This hungry nav; no golden grain Is nigh
No longer creaking wains go numbering by
No more the reaper blithely sings, mol
binds
The fragrant sheaf. nor unexpected finds
The skylark's nest, nor scares the field
mouse shy.
All the vast winds of heaven moan around
The loft, whose legends wild forebodings
bring,
While boots of silver owls the long night
sound
Their dolor to the bats on Grant wing:
With hurried step we leave this haunted
ground
With hearts that crave the song some
thrush may sing!
w. G. Tinckom-F Fernandez, in the Metro
politan Magazine.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-08-06
OLD TIME REFRIGERAToRs.
Spring Houses of the Ozarks and Their
Many Uses.

'You do not need to go far out of st.
Louis to find the old time spring house.
said a gentleman connected with one of
the western railroads.
'.The prime requisite of a farm in the
early days was water, and nobody would
buy section of land anywhere in the
Ozark region unless it was provided with
spring. The house was usually located
as near the spring as convenience sug
gested, and then after the home was
secured, the next step was to build
spring house. The walls were made
from 2 to feet thick of any rough stone
that happened to be handy. The door
was of heavy oak boards and fastened
with stout paddock. Inside the house
three sides were usually fitted out with
shelves to hold the great crooks of milk,
jars of cream and butter, and usually
the spring bowl was excavated so as TO
form pool having uniform depth of
3 to 6 inches. In this the choicest dairy
products were placed in order that thew
might be coolest, while overhead stout
nails or hooks were fastened to the raf-
tiers to support huge roasts, legs of mnt.
ton and veal, which at the temperatnra
of 40 degrees or thereabout would keen
fresh many days.
Rats and mice were almost unknown
about the spring house, but small snakes
and half grown frogs were numerous
and when the country maid noticed m
unusual commotion in the Jar of milk
she was handling she was not all sur.
prised or frightened either when a wa
ter snake slipped out of the Jar and dis
appeared. Nor was the family alarmed
when the head of frog appeared in the
milk pitcher at breakfast. The pitcher
was promptly emptied into the pigs
trough, and the frog, if not devoured by
the pigs, made bee line for the spring
branch. Nobody was blamed, for every
one knew that the covers of the jars
did not fit and that frogs and snakes
were to be expected in a spring house.
These old fashioned refrigerators are
everywhere to be seen in the valleys of
the Ozarks and fulfill the same purpose
that they did when Missouri was a terri
tory."-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-08-06
PRINTING ON TIN.
Myriads of Decorated Boxes and Cans
Produced Annually.

Within comparatively recent years
there has come to be done great
amount of printing on tin in making the
innumerable decorated cans and boxes
used in marketing various manufactured
products.
Printing on tin is done from metal
plates of zinc or aluminium, but more
commonly from stone blocks. 1t is COM
monty done. in two or more colOrs; with
the use of only two colors the effect of
three may be produced by leaving part
or cans are printed in three or four, or
half a dozen or even a still greater num-
Der of colors. Each color must be print
ed on the tin separately; nobody has yet
invented a multicolor press for printing
on tin.
OF course tin does not absorb ink as
paper does, and so printed tin plates
must be dried. As the printed plates
come through on the press they are TAX
en- off the stone one by one and stood sep
arately in a movable rack that will hold
about twenty plates. As fast as racks
are filed they are rolled into a kiln for
drying, a process that may require from
one to two hours. And the plates must
be dried in this manner every time they
come off the press, which would be, for
example, six times if they were printed
in six colors.
1t might seem that the elaborate han
ding required in the drying process and
the repeated landings required in the
repeated printings would add materially
to the cost of the boxes, but it doesn't
add so much as might be thought, for
there are many pieces on sheet. OF
these strips for the sizes and ends of
sardine cans, for instance, there might
be twenty printed on one sheet of tin. OF
designs for small box covers there might
be engraved on a single block as many as
all printed at once. So in a drying rack
holding twenty plates there would be 400
sardine strips or 1900 small box covers,
in this process all handled at once.
With the plates for all parts duly
printed the printed tin is cut up and
made into boxes. These decorated tin
boxes of various sizes, shapes and color
ings and manner of decoration are all
made to order for the various consum-
ers using them in the marketing of their
goods. Some buyers of tin boxes supply
be used, completely printed with the col
ors to be reproduced; for other buyers
special designs and colorings are sup
piled by the box manufacturers. In
either case the specially designed box
becomes sooner or later a distinguishing
mark of the goods or the preparation con-
tanned in it.
The number Of these various sorts of
decorated tin cans and boxes now sold is
enormous. There are single concerns
putting goods on the market in such
600 of decorated tin boxes a year, and in
the aggregate there are now sold of such
cans and boxes hundreds Of millions an.
nually.-New York Sun.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-08-06

as many respects the most important branch OF
the 1t is the background of the whole
eminent It IS the balance wheel it's of ultimate
decision respective jurisdiction OF the various
departments the national government to the boun
daries between State and national CONTROL and as to
the guarantees Of fe liberty and property of the ndl
vidual.
The Supreme courts Of the different States exercise
similar, but of course less important Jurisdiction
within their respective States 1t is to be presumed
Supreme Court in the course of its hearings
on general law, will lay down principles with sufficient
cearness to enable the inferior courts dispose of SIM
liar cases before them with reasonable accuracy