The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-09-04


DE SHORE LAU0HIN' AT YOU"
date forwards any and all members OF
dis club kin dream fo'ty dreams q
night and spend all day long lookin'
fur signs Howeber. as don't want
10 see you throw your time away and
you might rs we'll patronize home In
dustry as TO go elsewhere, have In.
vented and published what Ii called
Brother Gardner's Dream and Sign
Book De price is no mo- dan you
have to pay fur odders, and most of
de dreams have dreamed myself.
and you kin depend upon dem. Dis
book VIII he sent TO amy pusson, black
or white, In America fur de small sum
OF a dime Money refunded II you
am found dead In your bed arter
dreamin' of beln' choked to death by a
ghost.
x take pleasure In readIn' you few
extracts from de work, and | want
you 10 take pertlck'ler notice dat thun.
derstorms. blzzards. tornadoes aud
earthquakes have no effect on dis book
II takes no holidays off. II makes no
distinctions between rich and pore, de
innercent or dc wicked. Brudder Shin
will run de temperature Of de hall up
to l40 degrees by throwin' dat last
soap box Into de stove, and ! will read:
ITO dream dat you am roostln' up a
tree and de old woman am sittin' at
de foot Of 1t wild club In her hand
sorter signifies dat II you make any
complaints about breakfast next mawn-
In dar will be an area of high pressure
In de atmosphere directly ober your
cabin. have found It to come out dat
way on sebenteen different occasions,
ITO dream dat you have spent de
hull day flshin' and am jest gwlne
home at sundown wldout hayln' a bite
may be taken to mean dat dar am sun.
thin comm to you and dat you'll gilt
II befo' you am many hours older.
.To dream dat you am runnin' across
a field at your best speed, wild roarln'
bull arter you and galnin' at every
jump, sometimes signifies dat you am
about to find a dollar In de road. AT
other times 1t signifies dat you am
about to lose one.
de woman who dreams of bein'
follered along a highway In de night
by vhite mewl kin wake up In de
mawnin' and feel sure dat she am
gwine to hear some news about her re-
latlons. De hull pile of 'em are prob
ably comm to stay fur a fortnight, wild
de ole man out Of work and de rent
three months behind.
de man who dreams dat he has just
cast his ballot fur president and feels
in his pockets to find them empty
should take warnin' and git his 50 in
advance.
Concerning Chickens.
ITO dream of havln a chicken under
each arm jest as you turn co'ner and
run slap agin a policeman signifies dat
you have an inimy dat seeks your de-
Wheneber have dreamed
dat dream | have let chickens alone fur
de next three months,
ITO dream dat you won So shootin
craps and dat you come home and went
to bed widout sayln' anything to de ole
woman about It and dat you woke up
next mawnin and found de hull pile
gone signifies prosperity De safest
way, howeber, is to hide de money out,
ioahs befo' entcrin'
ITO dream Of seem goose carr5,ia
/ fox In her mouth signifies Il CllannY
Df circumstances My Elpwl died o.
my hands shortly irter had ,lseaNled
lat dream. Ag'in, ! knowrd i man
who dreamed II and woke up to vii |
10000 in q lottery
ITO dream dat your wife an tles
ind dat you am putin up Il Eeadsn |
It her grave pears to be ii dream o'
Il omen, but de contrary ain de case
De dreamer am almost sure, to find
moked ham in de road widin three
lays time.
"To dream dat you am swimmin' in