Evening journal., 1908-07-20
Personal and Pertinent


Personal and Pertinent
Like most minister's families, they we're not extern
sivey blessed with this worlds goods she however
the Of children until her father explained
her Of the baby sister who had come in the night.
"well." she said after due thought. Il pose it's all
right papa but there's many thing we needed worse"
--Delineator.
Mrs Jack Gardner of Boston has taken the Audubon
Society's war against the Merry Widow hat
This hat is the worst omnivorous creation that the
millners have yet given U.S. she said at dinner
THE number OF things required to trim the hat fright
enng It's appetite, in fact reminds Of police
episode.
"A detective testifyng in the case of a woman
shopifter whom he had arrested in her bedroom.
And, your Honor he said when 1 told her the
charge. she turned her back swallowed purse
SIX suits OF .k underwear silver candlestiek. chat
Rubbish ere you orazyY the Magistrate inter-
Excuse me What mean to say. your Honor, ex-
planned the detective, is that she swallowed the pawn
tickets Washington Star.
The mnfltiaed who read the sensational newspapers
firmly believe that the daughter Of the private
income That would support dozen orphan asylums
that she never wears froc but only for
half an hour on the contrary Il is quite among
tne lasnonabe az present 60 put their daughters
dress aowance--and not large one ether-at a very
early age have girls of Is and 16 struggling with
e propem OF keeping within their incomes that prom
ses well for the planned wardrobe Of the next gem
Grafton Of American women
They are conscientious about IT, too these small
business women in short skirts The mother who insti-
tu'ea the allowance Is only too often the member
ot Tue contracting parties II is an amusing of
old conditions to hear the daughter arguing economy and
common sense. ~
The mother, weakly But really darling q ,h,rl, ~
ought have t." , 'NN
The child, kindly but firmly: mo, mother. do NOT
need that pink pongee; white linen is good enough
II is quite hobby Of mine that you cannot begin too
early to give a girl Of proportion; TO deveIon
er ieeng OF htness of things In dress to educate her
taste as carefully you would train her voice or he,
mind. She ought TO be taught the beauty and connie
ton when she is dressing her dolls and discriminatop ~
NN-eN
Ihe mother who keeps her chfds clothes entirely IN
her own hands until she has reached vo,ne Ia
IS doing her injustice well-d dressed y,oroe
lsnt made IN day. and fine discernment ana dsoroi
nation in dress only comes with years of exnerec AM
ing which the faculty Of selection can be develoned 40
very h'sn degree OF observation-disclosures
At June wedding breakfast in rittsbpr ,bo h....,
were called upon to give their for remaining sim
The following we're among the reasons r,yor.
am like tho frog in the fable who though he Iovs,
@ water would not jump into the well because he could
Il. - am too selfish and honest enough to admit f."
-. prefer on the one hand liberty refreshing sIesn
inc opera midnight suppers. quiet seclusion dra H
cigars bank account and club tom the other hsna
uls,urhea a rest cold meat baby nen soothing svrnr
have twin brother and we have never haS o....
roln rom one another He is marred"-New orleans Times
THE TIME-WoRN TALES
Inc "meS1o'es' T The aneedotes Oh let us con them
This is the time above all times when anecaot.. vu,
Ihe anecdotes The anecdOtesI They're somewhat stale
again. W anu start them out
rne aneedotesl The anecdotesi Get busy all the r,,
Taft '0 "niam Howard
Louisville courier-JournaI.
GU We're having quarrel with the prosecpt,nr ,.
were you not?" said the judge in an effort =,
''.@shten .es out complicated case ' ~
Oi wor," was the reply
And il was a very severe opsrrs,9-
IL wor. An it KEEP gettin' worser an, ...
~, you give me some idea OF how bad - vyos ..
- Ven yer Honor at tonne OF fink I, v,or ,.
sh, osu as WHAT'S been gon' bechune the ls,yv ~
'nis case. --Harper's Weekly lawyers IN
one morning, Just before starting 70 scboo, ,,., n
~ a,eu years, was watching his mamma nut - ~
noon unch Suddenly he said: Mamma n,,sh p is us
Ne naue fut up my lunch instead OF doin' 81 o,s
Il know"
Then why
49,. cause mamma she's got a better anneti,s ,hsr .
a" she puts more n."-Deineator '" Sou'
Eizabeths mother did not teach her LITTLE asrvh,..
did the father "''u' rensloni nor
ne other dav said to the LITTLE ,sri. .,,,.
'esn. Goes your father say at the table?"
What eracef returned the girl innocentlv
Mhy, thanks for what you have TO eat
oh' replied Elizabeth. now enlightened I'VE do,.,
have to thank any for what we have-,,a a,,a.
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