The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-02-03
for "sassing" the court.


--. $50
for "sassing' the court
The recalcitrant rogue, among
other eccentric escapades, flooded the
boudoir of Hotel de Webb with wa
ter, to the CONSERVATION of the other
Jail birds.
This is the same man who, few
weeks ago, endeavored to strike up
a fast Irritation with Big Mary the
Indian Lady, by tempting her with
strong drink.
The license book in Auditor God
frey's Office does not indicate that the
| Leap Year Girls are seizing either
opportunity or men;
| Is it to be inferred that the home
grown biped, raised from a colt"
! in this valley does not find favor?
History shows that women, from
Cleopatra down Cor up), have pre-
ferred to tamper with a rara avis
., from the land of the outer barbar-
ians.
The lid being on the whole town
skated on the ice yesterday.
That the New York State Delega-
tion to the Republican National Con-
vention has side-tracked Thomas c.
Platt and Chauncey Depew-
+ Shattered idols both.
I ''An Inspiration" says a Chicago
paper, lis the sudden recollection OF
a man who will stand for a touch.
i The Filipinos murdered Anna
Hahn, an American girl, teaching
school on the Island of Luzon.
A New York man who had his
back broken has been supplied with
| three rubber vertebrae; he will prob
ably enter politics whare an elastic
backbone comes in handy.
The Tacoma police have found
crazy man who insists on sleeping in
the henhouse with the chickens.
He is probably a victim of Stup-
rous PugetsOundus-or he may have
been merely hiding from the Leap
Year blockade runners.
That anyone wishing a copy of the
new Washington Booster Book" can
get it by sending II cents to the
Secretary of State at Olympia
That the adopted anthem of the
local lodge of Elks, entitled we'll
Go Dry When the Sea Goes Dry"
was rendered with eminent success
on the Everett Expedition.
That the BEST People on Earth"
regret old Nebucha1nezzar could not
have lived to join on their recent nil
grimmage; he would have been right
in his glory.
That a Waterville dispatch says
the steam laundry there has received
new 'Mangle Machine
tManglin" things is about all the
fun a laundry man gets ont of this
world, and we can't see why he wants
a labor-saving device to spoil his
good time
That the travelling evangelist who
beat the devil out of Wenatchee has
carried his campaign to Waterville
The Washington Stars Picture
Gallery" says:
Representative Cushman of Wash, |
EXcels at the game of kibosh,"
He is better than most
AT serving a roast,
And that is no josh, by GOSH"
That a Tacoma advertising head
line read, We've Got Your Under |
wear
That during the present cold spell
such practical jokes are liable to re-
suit disastrously.
That it would be a rank injustice
to accuse the Malaga politicians Of
Gerrymandering in asking the crea-
tion of a new voting precinct. !
That under the new session laws
it is forbidden to catch trout in Che
Ian waters between April l and June
10.
Disciples of Isaac Walton will do
well to paste this information on the
lids of their bait cans.
That Aunty Race-Suicide says We
natchee will be city of many thou
sands in few years.
That every little bit helps.
That a Sound publication repro
duced portions of recent article in
the Daily World, entitled Our Soci-
ETY. Acrobats.'
New York is not the only metropo- ;
lis the doings of whose Four Hun
dred furnishes gossip for the rabble. |
That il looks as if Hughes, Cor
telyou ct al mean to give Big Bill
run for his money.
That fakir named "Credo" mes
merized the Yakima Easy Ones and
departed with a scuttle of their lucre;
he told 'em he could magnetic dol
lar with mystic charm that would
make other dollars rush up and stick +
70 it. He did-and chen ducked with /
the pot.