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Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
cARLYLE's LONG CLAY PIPES.

Chose New one Every Evening for
His Chimney Corner Smoke.
If you dropped In about or a little
after Z o'clock you found Carlyle and
Mrs. Carlyle at tea in the drawing
room and were welcome to cup your
self, with a slice OF bread and butter
Or biscuit jam generally on the table
besides. rs
If you were later you missed the
tea, but had talk as long as you chose
to stay, and might see Carlyle fill his
pipe and smoke it once or twice in the
course OF an evening, and even, If you
were In his good graces and capable
Of communion with him in that par
ticular. be invited to join him. His
pipes, then and always, were long
clays Of Glasgow make with green
glazed tips for the mouth; his to-
bacco, IL the same then as it was
afterward, was of strong and rather
harsh kind which he called free smok.
ing York River. 3s5
The pipe he was using, and I think
ne took a new pipe every day or per-
haps oftener from the stock he kept
somewhere in a box usually stood in
the corner OF the fireplace within the
fender, ready for the further service;
and a half pound tin canister Of his
tobacco, repIenished from his larger
supply. which also was out OF sight
somewhere, stood usually on the man
tel piece, but sometimes on the table.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
CAMPAIGNING.

There are several methods of cam
paigning. One of them is to present
to the people the issues which are
of Importance, discuss them in the
light of the peoples interest, offer
plans for the bettering of the party
polite in specific terms, and make
some lasting reputation for states
manship.
Another method is to charge every
thing possible in the way of commis-
sion and omission to the candidates
of the opposite political faith, prate
in general terms of the necessity of
certain civic virtues whose merit ev-
erybody admits and nobody would
be foolish enough to deny, attack ev-
erybody and everything on general
principles, claim personal possession
of all the rectitude and integrity re-
naming in public life, and seek
through a whirlwind of promises to
be blown into Office.
We are just at present getting a
good deal of the other kind.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
BISMARCK DAlLY TRlsONE MORNINGS sEPTEMsER
punched in the water well together.
'5 Tho contents nf the nowd ar and shot

punched in the water well together.
The contents Of the powder and shot
were even more surprising. The shot
had been made by the most primative
method. He had poured molten iron
from q spoon into the water, and the
result was small particles of iron,
ranging in size from double B to dust
shot. His powder was also home
made, being as black as 1T was fine,
The powder was good as was shown
by the sending of the shot some dis
tance at the discharge. K
He explained to, us the methods Of
taking ducks and other acquatlc birds,
which although fraught with expos
ure and great hardships are sure Of
success. One method is to cover the
head with rushes and enter the water
near where the ducks are feeding.
The rest is easy, providing one. does
not mind cold bath, with the mercury
well down. The hunter stealthy APP
proaches the birds which do not be-
come alarmed at the floating rushes
as there are many such in the river.
The hunter selects the fattest and
plumpest bords and grasps it's feet
| under the water drags it under the
water and fastens it to his belt There
is no commotion and the other birds
| do not suspect trouble but continue
feeding until the whole flock has been
taken, provided the hunter can carry
them all. Another scheme, and one
that involves quite as much exposure
is for the hunter to rest his gun on
a raft made of bamboos, covered with
rushes. He wades into the water,
pushing the raft on ahead Of him un-
| til he gets close to the flock OF ducks
He can now wait until he gets the
birds in a bunch and get dozen or so
at one pot shot.
We have our market hunter big
cup of whiskey for his trouble, and he
took it down as If he were accustomed
to 1t. Had either Of us taken as much
at one drink we could not have seen
the side of the boat, but he walked off
| with it without showing the slightest
indication of having taken anything
worse than a drink of water.
CLARENCE e. EDWARDS. 4
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
HAWKING MACHINES.
Catarrh Sufferers Are Nothing But
Hawking. Splitting and Blowing
Machines, Says an Authority. #

1t is impossible that in these days
when cleanliness and sanitary reform
is being preached in the churches,
schools and at public gatherings, that
thousands of people will continue
to suffer from catarrh, when there
is an absolutely certain remedy al
ways at hand.
Hyomei pronounced High-o-me)
is pleasant, medicated and anti
septic air. Breathe it in and it will
cure catarrh. 1t will stop foul breath
watery eyes, and crusts in the nose,
in few days.
81 suffered from catarrh for two
years; tried numerous remedies
which failed; used one and one-halt
bottles of Hyomei and am entirely
cured. &C. n. Lindsy, 407 East
First Ave, Mitchell, S. d. n,
A complete Hyomei outfit, contain
ing strong, hard rubber pocket
inhaler and a bottle of Hyomei, costs
only 81, and extra bottles, II after
wards needed, costs only 50 cents
each. Lenhart Drug Co., sells it and
guarantees IT to do exactly as adver.
tised.
Hyomei also cures Asthma. Bron
chitis, Coughs. Colds. and infants
Group. 3
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
u | . IN d o !
lNoUIslTIvE EDWIN.
Things He Wanted His College Bred
Mother to Tell Him.

Thinss He Wanted His College Bred
Mother to Tell Him.
"Say, ;mawSs \. .;E5
s'eWell, Edwin?" "
''Why do little boys have to SO to
school" 2" 4 IN 4. HI s
u ''To get an education, dearie."
Glow long do have to go to
school 2" & 5.5.s si
''Till you are grown up"
s'Then do get my education?"
+. emo. You get it while you are go
ing" Is I. .5 ,| sslls \ !. S
.Get it all the time I am going?'
4. "Yes."
"Huh! I'd rather get it now and not
go to school" a s. Il. Il. f.
"But you can't" s,e aaal y
ibid you get one, maw?"
II did, but have no use for Il" 81
''sWhat's the matter with you giving
me yours, then?" ri $.5
"Tut, tut, child! Every person has
TO get his or her own education"
"Hum! Who's got paws ?"
"Why. he has"
0tC. fANOUOuS u lA14A1h A1O AAthS OAASs
would they n #.s its4
"Your father conceals a great many
Of his attachments, SON."
whats a attainment, mawW
something one has acquired in the
way of learning or mplishments,
I believe"
"I think know about accomplish
ments, nav. I heard Mr.. Bingle say
paw was accomplished
'sAre you sure7 Mr.. Bingle is or
dinarily very accurate in his state
ments."
eyes, I'm sure. He said paw was a
accomplished liar a5
"Ah, well, Mr.. Bingle hasn't gone
back on his record! Now run away,
Edwin, and let me finish reading a
College Girls Unhappy Wifehood; or,
She Was Taught More Higher Mathe-
matics Than Housekeeping
"But, nav"
.But bother! What now?"
"S'pose don't get education?'
'Then you wouldn't know anything
when you become man.
"Oh, that's all right, NAV; i could be
q juror Chicago Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
Congratulations Wanted.

On entering his club one evening not
long ago young Philadelphian was
accosted by friend, who exclaimed:
''Why, Charley, you are positively
beaning! What's up
'I'm In the greatest luck Imaginable
responded the other. You know I've.
been hanging about a pretty. Yonkers
girl for almost a year. During all this
time she would never admit that she.
loved me. She would only say that she
respected me. But now. old chap, COM
gratuIate me, for last night she con-
fessed that she respected me no longer;
that she loved mep'L Lippincott's Mag
aziI,e N55sg a%5ES55 ~ s. 5a s5{
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22

stock. But thought, logic and the
second currents of wisdom disposed
then of Mr.. Bryan's presidential as
pirations, even as they will this year.
Mr.. Bryan is entertaining as speak
er and campaign figure, but in the
last analysis he is not convincing,
and it takes conviction to carry the
majority of the people of the United
tates. :fr'"- rl'-t. @'f
The democratic wave has already
reached it's high tide and is begin
ming to recede.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
HIGH TIDE AND GOING DOWN.

Mr.. Bryan is always early in the
field. He has. speech always at
the end of his tongue and journey
always ready packed in his valise.
He was ready and anxious for the
campaign as soon as the Democratic
convention had formally made him
the nominee, and he only awaited
the notification ceremonies to get in
to the campaign with all his energy
and eloauence. September is not
ordinarily much of a month for any
thing but campaign preliminaries,
but Mr.. Bryan's enthusiasm was such
that he could not await the hazy
days Of October before girding on his
armor. But Mr.. Bryan has made a
good share of his swing about the
circle, his arguments have been sent
forth and the vim and yigor of his
campaign has passed the stage OF
midsummer heat. In the meantime
Judge Taft, the Republican candi-
date, is just getting ready to &c
forth on swing about the circle
His clear logic will be earnest and
convincing these October days K
come. He has a way of presenting
facts that are hard sense that viii
appeal to the voters
In the campaign of 1896, Mr.
Bryan was early in the field and nc
speaker ever made a more strenuous
campaign He had an issue ther
that was more plausible and specioui
than any he has now Id his campaign
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22

found afterwards in manure pile
outside of the Jail.
r The compulsory school law will be
enforced to the letter at Glen Ullin
this year.
A good many farmers over the
state are purchasing galvanized steel
grain bins for the storage of grain.
These bins are portable. fireproof,
and pronounced as being the best
kind Of bin for grain. g.:
Now that the court has held that
Matte NJ. Davis Is the regular re.
publican nominee for superintendent
Of schools of Cass county, it is, said
that Riley, who was her opponent
may run independent. 3ds
Ae-A ;--a ,'--tsa e.
The Dickinson Press has installed
a typesetting machine and Editor
Ayers says the paper will contain
more news than ever-when as a
paper for local news the Press has
been perfect whalefor years.
The Marmarth Mail says the Mil
waukee will build a new depot at
that town and move the present
shack to Bowman to be used for q
depot thereand the Bowman Pho
neer admits that it would be an i'm
provement over what is there fol
that purpose now.
A lot of boose that was confscat
ed at Marmarth was shipped to Me,
dora, the county seat, as evidence
but the Marmarth Mail thinks the
evidence shipped to Medora will add
more to the gaiety of nations in the
interim than to the assistance o1
Jurisprudence at the finale.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.

The Forthcoming execution of three
prisoners now confined in the state
penitentiary leads to the usual dis
cussion as to the right of society to
execute human beings and innumer-
able other speculative questions that
have been discussed from time to
to time immemorial, without reach
ing a solution that is satisfactory to
any great majority of people. Practi-
caIly speaking. society has the right
to do whatever a majority Of its
of itself and themselves. Sentiment
ally, there is natural repugnance
among a great many people to the
taking Of human life, even in the
name of the law. If it were possible
to segregate the individual who COM
mits murder, remove him forever
from society or from an opportunity
to repeat the crime, the same end
would be attained that Is reached
by the execution of the murderer.
But time mellows the memory of
cruel crimes, and humanity is prone
to forgive and forget. The murder
ers, sentenced to. life imprisonment,
are pardoned, and loosed, again pos
sibly to commit murder. The OBJ
ject of punishment is in large de-
gree exemplary. To many persons
capable Of committing crime there
is nothing in life imprisonment with
its possibility of pardon or escape
that is terrifying. There is every
thing terrifying in the danger of
execution. Society must protect it.
self as best it can against murder.
It cannot weaken the safeguards that
surround it through a purely theo-
retical argument that man has no
right to take away that which he
cannot give. The whole matter re-
solves itself into the question as to
what is best for the protection of
people from violent crimes. A good
many people-a majority at least
seem to believe that hanging is best.
We will have hangings, therefore,
until we convince the majority that
they are unnecessary and unjustifi-
able, and that promises to be long
time yet. i
Your cold blooded murderer is US
ually coward. Witness Noah, re-
ports of whose weakening have been
circulated. The imminenee of the
gallows brings out the craven in the
man who would without scruple take
the life OF another. In fixing punish
ment for criminals we must deal
with the. criminal as we find him
and as his instincts are "Who SO
sheddeth mans blood" will be of a
long time potent argument for the
continuation of capital punishment.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
Taft and Bryan Watch Fobs neat
ones-at the New Stationery Store
on Fifth street, opposite 500 hotel.
JUDGE FISK RETURNS.

Judge Fisk Of the supreme court
returned Monday from Grand Forks.
His family will arrive shortly and
will take UP their residence in the
Foley residence recently occupied by
the w. V. Huhges family. The house
has been thoroughly oyerhauled, And
is now one Of the coziest homes in
the city. Il "a ss3sss ri 4 Z
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
unique METHODS
IN |. DUCK HUNTING
DR.. EDWARDS TELLS ABOUT THE
CHINESE WAY OF
HUNTING. ~
DESCRIPTION OF FoWLING PIECE
AND AIMING FROM ELBOW
INSTEAD OF SHOULDER. ,a,

Soochow, China, Special Correspon-
dence Steele Ozone.-Soochow is not
ed for its beauty and for the many
wonderful and peculiar temples, and
for its variety Of tea houses and its
singing girls. There Is little or no
opposition to the presence of foreign
2ers as this is an open port and very
little trading is done with the out
the outside world. 1 have just re-
turned from a hunting expedition up
the river in our house boat and find
so much of interest that shall not
devote much space to the city.
We left early in the morning and
passed through the filthy waters of
the river. Everywhere the evidences
of the coming of the reform mive-
ment, which has for its object the
awakening of China to the advantages
of modern civilization, but the country
through which we were passing soon
soon changed and we found nothing
but. the ancient people and the an
cient ways.
Passing along we came upon an in
dividual fairly out of antiquity, and
as he was hunter like ourselves we
invited him aboard that we might
get closer and better acquainted with
him. He offered to sell us a duck,
a hare and a hen pheasant. One of the
party asked him if there were plenty
of duck about and he replied that the
market at Soochow was full OF them.
He wanted to exchange his game for
powder. We did not want the game
and on giving him a little powder we
induced him to show us about his
gun, and to explain the use of it and
how he worked the different plans OF
catching ducks He came alongside
in fantan about the size of an ordi-
nary rowboat, the central portion be
ing rooted over with straw mating
In this limited space he dwelt with q
wife, two children, dog and cat
He produced the most prim tive
foWling piece that / have ever seen
had been made by the most primitive
lhim and offered him enough to buy
a fine breechloader, he would not sell
1t was homemade, the barrel being
made out of forged iron and was
about four feet long. A pistol piece
i of wood served as a stock, and the
4 firing apparatus was like that used
ON the old muskets in the time of Oil
yer Cromwell. The hammer and piI
was evidently the work OF some vii
Ilage blacksmith and both were cover
ed with rust and were uncouth in The
extreme. We asked him to show vi
/ how he used the gun. He did SO b.
holding the gun against the right 81
bow. inserting the lighted end Of |
small rope which he carried coiiet
about him right arm, and taking aim
mot from the shoulder, hut from tht
i elbow, he pressed the trigger. Th,
Il sound was like that OF ripping cloth
y but the gun carried well and the sho
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
Masculine Trials.

Harry is six years old. Pa he
asked one day. 'if I get married will
I have a wife like ma ?' sss5.
Very likely" replied his father.
& tAnd, if i don't get married will I
have to be an old bachelor like Uncle
Tom r.
Every likely"
well, pa" he said after moment
Of deep thought, "it's a mighty tough
world for us men, amt It r. Success.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
Re,co,nIstruIc,;ted. ],

Has the man you married made a
good husband 2" asked the spinster.
+. mo" replied the woman with the
square chin. He merely furnished
the material for good husband.
did the making. =" Chicago News.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
Mist:akenl,.. !.

II saw. the majors wife at her win
dow early this morning. She looked
forty years old!'' 54
5 You must be mistaken, your high
ness. No woman Is as old as she looks
In the morning n Fliegende Blatter.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
Ideal Parents.

Teacher And you love your parents,
Tommy? Tell me why you love them.
& Tommy Tuffin Cause pa says GER
tain amount NV dirt Is good Ter d boy
an ma stands pat! Puck.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
!. ono ~ TMo Reaaons...

45F|s Ute lUI iWV FtSdSUHSs EsIl45 n
''Do women kiss their husbands be-
cause they love them ," queried the
young person 5.Ts
Either that or because they have
designs on their pocketbooks," replied
the man with the missing hair, who
had evidently been up against the
game.-D Detroit Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
WILL PRAY FOR RAIN.

Milwaukee, Wis, Sept. 21.-The
Most Rev. s. G. Messmer, archbishop
of Milwaukee, has sent letter to the
clergy of his diocese ordering prayers
for rain.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
stlIi RarIslnn.

Organ builders Of old built to good
purposes. as the one In All HaiIow.s
church, Barking. England. shows. IL
having beer installed In 1917. and 1t ID
onw undergoing only it's second reno.
yation. II
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
ADJOURNED TO FRIDAY.

There was no meeting OF the city
council last night, an adjournment be-
ing taken to Friday night, when the
annual appropriation and tax levy
will be made. .2# ss 4.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
NORTH DAKOTA NOTES

A number of towns are having har-
vest balls.
Alfalfa seems to have been a good
crop this year.
The postoffice at Bowman has
been enlarged.
The band boys at Minot had bene-
fit dance that was hummer.
The farmers around Benedict in
tend to be up-to-date by naming
their farms.
Blind pigs and sporting houses are
pretty well cleared out at Mar
marth. lsss4s..
Attorney John Knauf of James
town, has opened branch law Of
flee at streeter.
s. -sa- ,
A lot of grain has been marketed
at Beach this year and business there
is brisk with. every. firm in town, -.
The militia company at Minot will
make an effort to have. an armory
building erected at the Magic City.
The postoff1ce at Mott has been
raised to third class with salary
of $1,000 a year effective October
list. - .. ~
The Minot high school football
team is planning on making a trip
through the state to go against other
high school teams.
A firebug operated at Bowman, by
setting fire to the Farmers hotel
there but it was discovered in time
to save the building. 8
Local capital has been secured for
the construction of the water works
plant at Towner and the contractors
will commence the work at once.
The first merry-go-round seen in
Ashley was in operation there last
week and the people billed it for
the next Fourth of July celebration.
Vanda1s at Minot destroyed vege-
table garden belonging to an old
couple and nearly all the truck in
the garden was either stolen or de-
stroyed.
| A deserter from military post in
Montana was captured at Carpio and
has been sent to the post at Bis
marck where officers will take care
4 of his case.
! Editor Young of the Plaza Times
/ has moved his family to Plaza and
assures Editor Smith Of the Pioneer
there that he is there to stay--fol
keeps. @
i A couple at Hiilsboro are in jai
{ for having lived together for some
time when the man had a wife il
j; another town and wasn't married tt
!. his affinity. 1t was quite a scandal
, for Hillsboro.
u Editor Nye Of the Medina Citizen
recently received a crate of fin
| peaches from his brother, Steve Ny
, formerly OF the Valley City Times
! Record but who is now living il
Oregon.
q A big, loaded revolver was SNUG
j Egled to a desperate prisoner In th
j city Jail at Minot and it was though
hit was done for the purpose Of kill
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
Human Mature

! What are your plans for vacation d,
I expect to write for about three
pounds Of various booklets
tsYes?p n II 53
Examine them carefully, and then
30 where ! have always gone.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
The Fooliab a..

The Office boy never can understand
why the head Of the institution il
afraid things might not go on Just the
same if he took a vacation Chicago
Record Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22

SAMUEL GOiPERs, LABOR LEADER. IN POLITICS
Gompers the American Federation of Labor
industrial world to the depth by
dorsng organized labor
however internationally
Federation
earth
the first attempt Gompe
a national ..a %%
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22
A Bright Idea.

Kind Party Now, little man, what
win you do with that quarter gaye
you?
Little Man Gee. boss, I'll marry Ma
mile here an start housekeepin' at oncei
Isl. Louis Post Dispatch.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22

Finest line Of Post Cards i'm the
city at the New Stationery store on
Fifth street.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22

Ripe Tomatoes, 35e per peck at
Kupitz.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22

Genuine Rocky Ford Cantaloups,
$2.75 per crate at Kupitz. MS
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-12
ASTONISHING RESULTS.

Follow Each New Discovery of Science
 The great strides that medical science mas made in the last few years is due to the germ theory. When the germ of a disease has been discovered. the doctors have not been slow in finding drug to kill it. In .. few years, it win be rare to find a bald-headed man or woman. The fall ing out of hair is due to a dandruff germ, and now it has been discovered how to kill this germ. The remeGy used Is called Newbro's Herpicide. Its success has been marvellous. Not a failure has been so far reported. It is also delightful hair dressing free from oil or sticky substances. Try it and be convinced of its actual merit Sold by leading druggists. Send 1Gc in stamps for sample to the Herpicide Co, Detroit, Mich.
 Two sizes, soc and SI.00.
 Bisbee Drug Co, Special Agents.