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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-11-11
lie Apoloqized.

Henry. aged three. was left alone
with his three-months old brother. His
mother, hearing the baby cry. return
ed 10 find out what had happened
"Oh," said Henry Il choked him lit
tie, but l asked him to scuse me-
Delineator
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- The
Scrap Book
An Unfair Advantage.

Peter and Paul were On journey
Tie day was hot The saints were dry
and parchcd Nearing a wayside tav-
ern. it was agreed that they throw dice
for the refreshments so much needed
Paul threw double skies and turned to
Peter and smiled Peter, nothing
daunted, threw and showed double
fevens. With Il look of reproach upon
his face Paul turned upon Peter and
exclaimed, Now, Peter, Peter; no mir
ncles between friends"
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate of JonS PETER SMITH Deceased

I.StHtt III JOHN IETEK NMITH UeceaseU.
Pursuant to the order of George +. Hanson
Surrogate of the County of Hunterdon, made
on the fourth day of June A. ID. one thou
sand nine hundred and eight, notice is here.
by given to all persons having claims against
the estate of John Peter smith late
of the County of Hunterdon, deceased
To the subscriber, Executor, of said deceas.
ed, within nine months from the date OF said
order; and amy creditor neglecting to brine
IN and EXHIBIT ms or her claim lunder oath or
atfirmationl, within the time so limited, will
be forever barred of his or her action there.
for against the said Executor
dated June 4, A. ID. 1895.
CHARLES E. SMITH.
EXECUTOR.
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A Limit.

Mrs. Henpeck Ito her husband
What would you do If | We're To die?
Henpeck 1t would drive me crazy
Mrs. H.-Would YOU marry again?
Henpeck-I don't think would be rs
crazy ms that.-St. Paul Pioneer Press
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brane resulting from Catarrh and drives
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SO cts. at Druggists or by mail. Liquid
Cream Balm for use in atomizers rs cts.
Ely Brothers, Sc Warren Street, New York.
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CONDUCTING by Illustration.

once DR. Hans Richter, the famous
London orchestral conductor. not salts
lied with the rendering of scene from
Tristan and Isolde" stopped the re-
hearSal and asked for more dignity in
The play wing, adding that Isolde was the
daughter of Il king. not of a cook
On another occasion, while rehearsing
Relationships Romeo and Juliet"
music. Richter was by no means salts
fled that the neelful warmth of cX-
preston had been obtained "Gentle-
men, gentlemen" said he. you all play
like married men, not like lovers"
The other day, while rehearsng a
Mozart symphony in which the first
victims had number of delicate trills
aud turns 10 perform, these were play
ed too heavily for Richter. and he ex-
claimed Please, gentlemen. pianissi-
mo. Queen Mab-not suffragettes."
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The Bachelors Button

what is Il bachelors hutton|"
zone that amt there Cleveland
Leader
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Her Denomination.

LIN sorry, Pat. but ! cannot be your
wife, said Bridget after Pat had pro-
POSED
Why not asked Fat. with a tone
of sadness in his voice
We'll, Pat, suppose | must tell you
the truth#fm somnambuliSt."
"A whNt?"
"A somnamhuliSt p"
sure, and that won't make any dif-
ference You can 20 To your church.
and I'll - TO mine - Judges Library.
heredity.
Your daughter plays we'll" wo-
man said 10 the mother.
Yes. was the reply She does
have Il fine tonch, and its no wonder.
for she loves the piano and never tires
of ii. We see. she's Il great taste for
music; but, then, that's only natural.
for her grandfather had his skull frac-
tured with cornet at Il picnic"
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Grant the Philosopher.

Mrs. Grant once asked the general
to discharge their old coachman who
had made Il hotch of some simple err
rand. We'll. mother" replied the hero
of AppomattoN. III John could do
everything you wanted him to do and
do 1t right he would not have to be
our ooachman"
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John b. Rockefeller lives on the Hud,
son. but the river should not be blamed
FOR that. Benedict Arnold once flour
ished in these parts and tried TO sell
out the whole Hudson. but could not
deliver the goods Rockefeller would
find tie Same difficulty in buying it ali
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A Reliable Remedy
FOR
CATAR Ri
EIY's Cream Rain

Gives Relief at Once.
1t cleanses, soothes,
heals and protects
the diseased menu
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Ihe Banker and the Poet.

This minor poetry seems futile to
me, the banker said snecrlng Any
body can turn it out A lunatic can
write minor poetry It's only 1ues-
tlon of rhymes.
You sneer at rhymes" interIccted
the fat and bald poet Give me
rhyme for lounge.
The banker thought for three min
ntes, but in vain. lie was stumped
Try me again." he said
"A rhyme for 'sylph.'
Again the banker failed
"A rhyme for wasp E"
Nothing doing" said the banker
after long pause
"'GuIf. mouth hemp pint
'nnss =
by jneo" said the banker. L can't
think Of Il rhyme for any of those
words"
The minor poet tried him With
"bl!ge." depth. wolf, with. vol"
scarf, sauce .fngue. bulb" and
"bonrn
I'm stuck, confessed the banker.
Minor poetry is harder than thought.
It's wonder 10 me ven follows are not
paid more.
We don't care anything about the
pay Its the glory We are after the
poet answered, with dignity But
have been trickins you For the words
that gave YOU there isn't "A rhyme in
the English tongue" Philadelphia But
etin
Easy Money.
Ncnder one wintfy day entered a
cafe and said to II man who was read
ing i newspaper aud drinking hot lem
onade'
Wont YOU buy calendar, sir: The
new year is close at hand
NE; | don't want II calendar
But the vcudcr persuaded him 10 buy
one. which he paid for and ordered 1t
To he delivered to his wife AT his home,
short distance away
Going to the house the vender said
10 the wife:
Your husband, madam, sent me
from the cafe with this calendar, which
III lSltS YOU u DiN Tor HIS utSk.
The Wcman paid a quarter for the
calendar, and the vendcr returned To
the cafe where her husband sat While
lac MAS irving 10 make more sales
there the husband went home, heard of
the trick that had been played on his
wife and him and. ringing up his but
Ter. said furiously
Go down TO the cafe III once and
bring up the calendar vcndcr youll
lind there"
The butler found the eender busy
With a customer and delivered his mes
tage. BNt the ycndcr. handing out an
ether calendar, said
"oh. know what Your boss wants.
lie wants a calendar. Have you got
quarter II will save me the trip up"
Taking the calendar with one hand
and extending Il quarter with the 9TH
tr. he hurried back home.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-12-02
IMPERIAL DIAMOND JUBILEE.

The imperial flag of Hungary is floating today the
building of F. A. Schaefer Co., Ltd honor of the diamond bi
Emperor Francis oph accession to the throne
Mr. Scaefer head that corporation acting Consul Austria
Francis Joseph L. Emperor of Austria and King of Hungary
December I848 and his the longest
European monarch that of the late Queen Victoria whose
jubilee celebrated in 1897 her death taking place January
1901 that 6h year her reign when she died
Strictly the of marriage, diamond anniversary is the
18th this event. the natural of human life rarely
occur was Vctoras make the diamond cebra
the Doth year This precedent has been followed honoring
Emperor Francis Josephs long reign.
imperial he has encountered dire troubles and ac
Besides with other nations his country has been the thea
internal denson mainly due the jeaouse of the
inhabing and the difficulties of the dual monarchy
Joseph has suffered domestic trials of greatest degree the
of his wfehe beautiful and brill
Empress Elizabeth the leading equenne and huntswomah
Europeat hands of anarchists September 1893 Yet
way with orude, handling the hard problems of
his empire ability that has for long made the diplomatic world
appreensve of what may follow his paying the debt of nature
certainty of human affairs be delayed
great years Born August 49, 1890 Emperor Francis Joseph
in the 10Th year of his age The heir pumPtve to the imperial
nephew Archdue Francis Ferdinand of Este OF
the late Archduke Charles Louis
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-12-02
WIDESPREAD TRAGEDY AND SCANDAL

San Francisco beat all history in magnitude
but short time and she surprising all precedent now the
complications of criminal trials growing out
the prosecution of her municipal grafers The complete story can
be written but enough known give black impression
spectacle been productive
plots and tragedies From the day when the of of her
prominent social political commercial
leaders traed i'll the dust by the sensational enang OF
supervisors tragedies side from the
Schmidt went to her grave when disgrace
ened itself upon the whose promised much-Schn
coming regarded almost certain to become of
California United States Senator before the exposure came
Sixteen confessed and quickly sucunbed to the shame
and died bitter Others live some brazeny enjoying the
fruits of their corruption others keeny suffering under the dis
grace all of them with families branded with the
Within few weeks Herey has been shot at and severely wounded
in his asaan died from bullet wound jail under crc
which make doubt the Of suicide and think that
the way Krau of the Pacific States Telephone
Company who fled from subpoena cut his throat IN OF an
Atlantic just after he had been located and sure to be
brought back and Buggy Chief of Police of San Francisco who was
facing charges connection with the suicide murder which
was jail disappeared from police launch in the harbor
and reported suicide Aside from these more tragic features
there other side issues equally sinister their indications One
in cash and $Ioo month while ia he would take his sentence
without telling who employed him; Re leading attorneys is
trial for this attempted ubrbng and the miserable Haas
the who shot at Heney and then died in cell from bullet
wound had begun tell of offers of bribes efforts pack the jury
his life very conveniently for ended Finally
who has been brought back from Oregon
and braves perjury prosecution by telling story
Rues favor fatty conradng his recorded testimony OF couple
of years ago.
Buggy Possibly he found convenient disappear
and really boarded the police launch from which it claimed
he drowned the darkness The finding Of his body alone will
question with certainty Certainly organized defehs
Hasey Manila Kraue to his death
Queenstown which could get into the cell OF prisoner
who thought be about be charged with murder which
LAWYERS bail million for scoundre
like Ruef and Schmt might easily get Chief OF police Out OF the
Whatever Bggys fate adds greatly to the suspicious
of Haas death prison cell If Buggy committed suicide at
height Haas investigation that very fact indicates that he
could not face what was coming 1t is the same he simply dsaP
peared
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-12-02
NA4IONALIZB
THE VOLCANO
GOVERNOR WILL ENDEAVOR TO
HAVE KILAUEA AND COOK ME-
MORTAL TAKEN OVER.

Among the important matters which
Governor Frear will look after while
in Washington will be the setting aside
of Kilauea crater and the Captain Cook
monument as National monuments, UNI
der the act Of Congress which gives
such power to the Secretary of the In
terror. After Mr.. Garfield left this
city he wrote several letters IN regard
to the matter to Governor Frear and it
is understood that the entire subject
will be taken up for final disposition
when the Territorial Executive reaches
the National Capital.
1t is possible that there may be some
arrangement made with the Bishop es-
tate by which the National government
will assume control of the entire era
ter of Kilauea, part of which is now
owned by the former. This could be
easily arranged, it is understood,
through the agreement of the govern
ment to allow the Bishop estate to
maintain the hotel which is on the
property.
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s 13,77S.O9
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-12-02

islands are in the training of Ameri-
can citizens in helping to amalga-
mate into one cohesive whole the
diverse particles of our many-sided
National life The quick tears came
to my eyes, but a Psalm of thanks
giving was in my heart, for / saw,
though as yet dimly, what the great
experiment you are working out here
is to mean not alone to America, but
to the world.
For the wealth of any nation con-
sists not in it's material assets but
in the character of it's citizens and
the hope of the world lies in the train
ing of class of citizens in all nations
who shall stand for truth and right
eousness; who, in the words of the
great prophet shall deal justly, love,
mercy, and walk humbly with their
God" The time to train such citi-
zens is in childhood and here are
come to you the children of the
world! 1t is a mighty responsibility
which is yours, oh men and women of
Hawaii, but it is an opportunity and
a privilege which might well fill an
angels heart with joy. May God give
you strength and wisdom to measure
up to the privilege is my earnest
prayer.
And back of that, in my. heart is
growing in intensity another prayer
that my own dear "land of the Pill
grims pride" may speedily come to
see more clearly her duty and her
responsibility with reference to this
great training school of the nation.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-12-02

and no one has asked for my i'm
pressions." 1t remains for me to
plead guilty to desire to communl-
cate at least one without solicitation,
Do not imagine that l have received
but one impression during my stay
in your enchanted land. On the con-
trary they have been many and var
ious. I have gazed with awe upon
your mountains and have drunk in
with keenest delight the fragrance Of
your wonderful air. l have already
tasted the matchless hospitality Of
your homes and know something
of your record in connection with the
great moral and religious questions
of the Age.
But the impression which, thus far
has been most profound and which
| shall carry with me longer even
than the memory of your Volcano
should I be privileged to visit that
came this morning when in one of
your public schools, I saw the chill
dren of apparently every color and
every nationality, salute the Ameri-
can flag and heard their clear childish
voices ring out the words which l so
often hear in the schools at home
my country tits of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
OF thee I sing;
Land where our fathers died;
Land of the Pilgrims PRIDE
From every mountain side
Let Freedom ring"
Then for the first time I caught a
, vision of what a strategic point these
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-12-02
INTO
BANKRUPTCY

The Kauai Wine & Liquor Company
is being forced into involuntary bank
ruptcy through a petition which was
filed in the Federal Court this after
noon by w. C. Peacock & Co., Hoffsch-
Jaeger & Co., and the Honolulu Brew
ing G. Mating Co. The Kauai con-
Germ has, in a written statement, adj
mitted insolvency and it's willingness
to be adjudged a bankrupt Some
months ago the company fought SINH
lar proceedings on the part of it's
creditors and won out
The petitioners allege the following
sums owing:
Peacock & Co. on open ac-
count ................S 1866 80
Peacock & Co. on account
consigned goods ......... 1879 81
Hoffschlager & Co. ...... 594. "a
Honolulu Brewing & Mating
Co. ........... S3S. O4
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-12-02

The Kappa town site has been divid-
ed into lots most of which are so 125
feet in size, though one or two are
as large as an acre. Messrs. Pratt
and Campbell will wind up the ar
rangements for the sale on Kauai, go
ing over on December 10.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-12-02
HAWAII A TRAINING SCHOOL

of the country. If this be a character
istic of the great Mother Republic, it
would hardly be strange if 1t were
shared by the youngest of her chill
dren, the future State of Hawaii. And
yet, have been for more than forty
eight hours a visitor on your shores
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-12-02
Ry Kather1ne lent Stevenson

BY Katherine Lent Stevenson.
My friends from other lands are
wont laughingly to say that one can
not remain for one night in the Unit
ed States. without being interviewed
the next morning as to his impressions
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-12-02
PAPER
FOR SALE.

French Aanges-brick setting sizes 4
IT. to feet at right prices. Set up
ready for fire. Zinc lined Redwood
Bath tubs complete. Wind mill force
pumps, all brass cylinders. Large
variety of special pipe and fittings.
Prompt attention to job work in
plumbing.
EMMELUTH & CO., LTD.
Phone 211. 145 King Street
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