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Dreaded TONGUE.

This is a convenient last mir tie"
dish when company comes I'm for lunch
or Sunday tea. To one dozen slices
tthin) OF cold cooked tongue, allow
one-half can OF tomatoes. To the to.
matoes add one slice onion. a pinch Of
celery seed and cook ten minutes.
Strain and cook with two tablespoons
butter and three Of -four. Dip the
tongue In egg and then I'm bread
crumbs and brown few minutes in a
little butter. Place in a chop dish and
pour the tomato sauce over II, adding
salt and pepper The tongue can be
bought at short notice at delicates
sen shop. and there should always be
cans of tomatoes on hand for an
emergency.
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Telephone cirrs Greet Opportunity q
Get Glortousiy Even.

You know that red-headed cashier
that had the nerve 10 complain Of ma
TO the boss the other day said the
girl at the telephone desk. to . Nov
York Times writer. Wen. I got even
with him. all right. He Amt married.
but he's got q best girl liis father
owns a shoe factory over In Jersey.
and rich-my! Well, she called him
up the other afternoon ut her usual
time. IL Mr' Smith therer shs asks.
In her most romantickist voice. Yea
answers. Just as honeyhke n she.
It's his wife wants him. Isn't itY' WlAh
that Miss Girl hung up with such q
Jerk my ear hurt. Smith goes asound
wondering why she does not cali him
up. Every time he darcs he says to
me: Has any one called ma ON the
phone. Miss Limit?' And I look IN in
nocent as a kid and shake my head
No. tell you. us telephone girls
can turn Joy to the Bride into Moth.
In DOM any time vs please He
TOR Us"
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\ T ous Everett Piano factory IN BoAou,
"A Mas, wc mako tho wosId-f famed
Everett. Prcss ranec in segulss ayles.
fos Uprixhis from $4,000 to 10000; to-
CS.ad~ from 10000 70 $4,000; Aa
SSIrs from $4,000 to 100000. 4
Al Our Cincinnati fstloHe. wo make Ioha
Chwch CO., Harvard and Dayton pianos, al
Upsyb,s. Prices from $4,000 " 10000.
In tbe sales Of these goods VIC often take II
past payment nearly new OF secondhand pianos
81 Oder makes. somo Wanth, somc upsiahis and
some squares. We can cell you he secoa1-
bsad uprishis at from $500 to $2I0O0t
Old s,uases from $500 10 5000.
We have al present number Of new
pianos which have been used ss display pianos,
which ws offer at 20 per cen, from our rcsIls
prices. 4
We make satisfactory terms 10 rclabIs
persons.
Send Us Sc. poAsso and we will q, voc
se<aseSi. mail you either booklet Of vocal o.
piano muse free.
The JOHN CHURCH COMPANY, !
Tie One Pnce Piano House. Cincinnati, q.
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Holland Pea Scum.

Use two pork hooks OF four pounds
shoulder one quart dried green pas,
one large onion. one large potato. half
celery root or one stalk English celery,
a little parsley. soak the peas over
night. Put on TO boil In the same
water with the meat for about two
hours, then add the other vegetables
except the parsley; salt and pepper
according to taste. and just before
serving the chopped parley is added
as q garnish
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Nothlno In, warm.

''O'''b NV aN@S0s
The poet died without knowing what
he had been created for
ITO starye." was tho ono besa
guess.
or course he was In esIor. Could
he have looked forward Only . hun
dred years or SO, and bcbeld the cheap
skates who would then be making q
fat living writing abou, him. no mss,
have understood better Almost NTH
Ing IL created In vain.
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Attraetlans Of Elaxers.

A flower has an almost human wa5
OF first attracting insects. This IN by
appealing to their fondness for sweet
things. There Is seoreted In every
flower n store Of honey. large or small.
as the case may be. To. which the
nudge, the butterfly, tho boo. Tho blue
bottle fly and othsr iaseets are mt
hacted.
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Speed of Eleotrlnitu-

Electricity, where unretarded by at.
mospheric influences, travels at the
rate Of 2ss, 900 miles a second. Along
a wire II is, Of course, vastly slower.
a Derceptible period OF time is occu.
pied by the electric current in send.
ing kilograms.
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no Keep sandwiche. Fre,h.

The hostess who is without a maid
car make her sandwiches 10 or IL
hours before she intends to serve
them and they will be FRESH and de-
licious II she wraps them In a damp
ened cloth or napkin.
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CLAN Rniler

The wash boiler and wringer can be
easily cleaned by rubbing with a cloth
dampened with kerosene. THIS is
easily done and 1t removes all the dirt
which cannot be entirely removed With
water.
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"Pat-a-Pan Cakes1

Beat we'll together one cupful Of
sugar, two eggs and one cupfm OF sour
cream. Add one small teaspoonful OF
soda, dissolved in a little water. and
one and one-half heaping cupfuIs Of
-four. Favor the frosting with vanilla
or lemon
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Scraoe Bananas

II those who find the banana indi.
gestihle would. after removing skins,
scraDe lightly with knife TO remove
coating Of pulp (which is indigestibleJ
ther would have no more trouble in
hat way. Especially should this be-
done for young children. lovers OF the
fruit. and for those having weak stom.
achs
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Who shoots at the midday some.
though he be sure, ise shall never hit
the marke; yet as sure he is, he shall
shoote higher than VINO agnes bu, q
. losh.-Sir Philip Sidney.
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window by resting the ends of the
stick through loops OF tape tackled ON
the sides Of the window frame at the
right distance up from the ledge of
the window
IT possible, let all the net work be
made OF pliable. soft material; it is
easier TO handle, and the results are
much Drettier
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In q Pinch. Use ALIEN-n Ennr.EAx,

IN Pinch, Use AllENC FOOT-EAxE.
powder. 1t cures painful. smart
Ing. nervous feet and insrowin1 pszi,s
It's the greatest comfort discover Of
the age. Makes new Shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. soad
by all Druggists. Csc. Accept no s.sb.
stitute. Trial package. FREE. 40
dress A. 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, ". Y.
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Paris Pattern No. 2439, All Seams
Allowed.-This new fare skirt is an
exceptionally good model for skirts
OF linen, pique, duck, khaki, or I'm fact
any washable material. The center
front closing enables II to be ironed
without any trouble or fear OF creas.
Ing, and the inverted box-plait orna-
ments the center-bacR The wide
bias band of the material is all the
trimming that is required and the
buttons should be of the plain bone
variety, or linen covered, matching the
skirt This pattern is In three sizes
1S to II years. For a miss of IS
years the skirt requires 81 yards OF
material 20 inches wide 32s yards SO
inches wide, three yards ~ inches
wide, or 2b yards s. inches wide.
one yard 20 inches wide. five-eighths
yard 36 inches wide one-half yard AZ
inches wide. or three-eighths yard 81
inches wide. extra, for bias bands.
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
to Pattern Department." OF this paper.
Write name and address plainly. and be
sure TO give size and number OF pattern.
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TIE
General Demand !

81 The Wcll-informed of tho World hss
always been for a simple, pleasant anA
Efficient liquid laxative remedy Of known
value; n laxative which physicians could
sanetion for family use because is com
ponent parts arc known to them 70 b
wholesome and truly beneficial in effect
acceptable to tho system. and gentle, yse
prompt. in action. I
In supplying that demand with it, az
ccllcnt combination of Syrup Of Figs and
Elixir Of SIENNA, the California Fl. Syrup
Go. proceeds along ethical lines and relics
On The merits Of tho laxative for its remark
able success. ~i
That is ono Of many reasons why
Syrup Of Figs and Elixir Of Soma is givsa
The preference by tho Well Informed.
To Get its beneficial effects always buy,
the gcnuinc-manufactur by tho Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only. and for sais
by all leading druggists. Psicc fifty cents
per bottle.
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Enouoh 10 Keen Him Waitino.

II hate to have my husband find a
horseshoe"
Why"
He Always brings II home, nails II
MP and thea waits around for luck TO
STRIKE MIN"
we've"
And there never was such Il man
for finding horseshoes."
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A FLYING MACHINE.
You Can Have Lots of Fun " Eo.
Win Make This One

A feather flying machine Is very
simple thing TO make but it will only
ny up, as there are NO wings To sup
port 1t when flying horizontally. The
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Mot Recorded

Bill-Did they record that pOlfts
clans speech?
JILL believe not They hadn't n
wind gauge, l belieye--Yonkers States
man.
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The eest Way.

did you ever try 70 kiEs q girl
against her wiilT
Never! Only against her lsps.--
Stray Stories.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1908-07-22

People waste a lot OF vat1alas TINS
In foolish argumenta.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1908-07-22

prevent the straw from sliding out OF
position.
Fig. shows how to manage the
work. Let the bottom OF the net end
in fringe. Take the loops off from
the tacks, when the curtain is fin.
ished. and slide them on straight,
slender stick which you fasten to the
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Try Murins Eve Remedy

Try Murine Eye Remedy
For Red. Weak, Weary. Wstery Eyes.
Murine Doesn't Smart-Sooibes Eye Pain.
All Druggists Sell Murine ut Sorts. The -
Page Book in each Pkg. IL worth DS,Ilars
in every home. Asl: your Drnggisa.
Murine Eye Remedy CO., Chicago.
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Speech iS the small change Of 81.
lencet
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
wILLED MAYOR IS FOR wnIsKEY.
q. A. r. Veteran Also Left SIS to Army
Comrades to Have Some Fun With.

BRIDGEroN. n. j.. Nov. 49,
Charles A. Murray. civil war
veteran of Vineland. who died
last week. left a will which is quite
the oldest ever recorded in this
country.
1t has been admitted to pro-
bate by Surrogate Thompson.
Murray lived for years 8. prohi
bition Vineland, over which DIR.
Joseph A. Conwell formerly pre-
sided as Mayor. and among other
provisions the will contains this
one:
Il give and bequea,h to my
pious Presbyterian friend. mayor,
doctor. druggist. preacher and all
around saint. Joseph Conwell. the
sum of s. to buy two gallons OF
fair to middling whiskey for the
use and delectatisn OF himself and
sanctimonious brethren. II may
be a revelation to some OF them
and possibly give them the rudi-
ments OF liberal education"
Murray was popular with com
rades OF the war. and he made
them this bequest:
Il give. bequeath and devise to
Lyon Post No. 10. Department OF
New Jersey g. A. r. the sum of
S25 to buy some fun-even if they
have to jump into the aquarium
to ge, it. Their time is getting
short so they had better get a
move on"
To nephew to buy horse.
500 was devised. and S25 was be-
queathed a niece to spend for
dry goods. To the children OF a
nephew he left s. with which to
buy candy. but this bequest was
later revoked by codicil.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
Good Sale of Orchard.

Cline & Hufty. this week sold
the orchard owned by X. w.
Curtis on German mesa. to w. X.
McNutt. OF Delta. tor Sl2,250
being a cash sale or all cash by
March 1909.
Mr.. Curtis reason for selling
this fine home. was, on account
of being away so much looking
after his interests in large cattle
ranch in Grande Co. We sur
mise that r. w. is figuring on a
little more time to fish and that
the orchard work is taking too
much of his time and interfering
with his fishing trips as we'll as
the other business. Mr.. McNutt
is a man of large means and buys
this place for home. and he
could not have made better Sc
lection around Paonia. We un-
derstand some other good families
will be likely to locate here as a
result of the purchase of this
place by Mr.. McNutt. Mr.. Cur
tis expects to remain on the place
until March 1st. and does not
know what he will do after that.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
Anniversary Ball.

The Redmen and Pocahontas
lodges are arranging for a grand
costume ball. for December 10th,
the anniversary OF the founding
OF their orders. The plan is for a
ball where only those costumed
as Indians will be allowed the
privilege OF the floor. The audi
torium has been engaged and re-
treshments will be served on the
stage by Indian maidens. the re
past being OF the la carte nature.
that IS. guests served on appliea
tion, no general repast being
served at fixed time but refresh
menis to couples as they may
wish to have them. Arrangements
will be made to serve lunch to
spectators. 50 that dancers alone
will not be the sole participants
IN this interesting feature.
Some prizes are to be given to
the most artistically and typically
cos,umed brave and squsw, and
IT may be depended upon that the
judges will have their hands full
in making a decision
Special efforts will be made TO
have the very best of music and
every detail will be observed to
make OF the affair the most en-
joyable OF long list of Redmcn
and Pocahontas entertainments.
The date appeals to the patri-
otic. being the anniversary of a
great National event.
The Rcdmcn and Pocahontas
lodges always succeed in giving a
good entertainment when they
try and we confidently expect
this one to excel all others they
have tried.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04

tory record another man of such
characteristics as this man Rock
etcller. He is as cold and deadly
as an icicle, as heartless as a
stone man. as active in wicked
ness as if only thirty instead of
seventy years had flown over his
head. And woven through all is
the pretended piety of the man.
Nothing like him has ever ex-
isted so far as our reading has
gone. One blessing that instinc-
lively comes to the mind is that
his days are short for future trans
gression, and that only his horri-
bic example will remain to lead
other moral prevents to follow
his course.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
Mountain and Plain

Ready mixed paint.
THE INDEPENDENT LUMBER Co.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
SCHOOL NOTES.

Frances Rule is also on the
sick list.
The Seventh grade had a
Thanksgiving program.
The Spartans have secured in
itial pins for their society
Ethel Andrews is out OF school
this week because of sickness.
Grace Powers has been unable
to be at school regularly of late.
Jessie Foster Is out of school
this week on accoun, OF sickness.
Mrs. Benehel. of Austin. visited
the first grade Wednesday morn
ing
The Third and Fourth grades
had a Thanksgiving program to-
gether
Preparations for Christmas
program have been begun by the
two societies.
Chas. Compton has dropped
out of the Eighth grade as he has
moved to Hoichkiss with his
parents.
The First and Second grades
had Thanksgiving program
together a number of visitors
were present.
The High School students cx
Peet to give a play some time
during The holidays Tht title
will be Down in Dixie"
MIR. VIM. P. Clark presented
the High school with a number
OF books. We are very grateful
to him for his kindness.
Hazel Stratton expects to be
absent from the Sixth grade for
month as she has gone TO Delta
to take treatment for her eyes.
The pupils of the High school
gave mask party at Bruce hall,
Friday evening, November 9th.
All report very enjoyable time.
Miss Faris has been out of
school two weeks suffering from
an attack of rheumatism. We
hope she will be able to return
soon.
Mr.. F. &. Emry presented the
High School Library with
years subscription of the Review
of Reviews" We certainly thank
him very much for his gift.
AS the school boardl have fur
nished the lumber sand the boys
The newspaper., 1908-12-04

are to do the work. we expect
soon to have portion of the
basement of the High school
building floored This will en-
able the students to have some
athletic exercises when the
weather is bad outside.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
Notice, Light Users.

If your light bills are too high
put in Tungsten lamps. so candle
power burns same current as 16
candle power. For sale by the
RELIANCE MACHINE Works.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
The Peoples Meat Market

Is still in the lead when it
comes to handling the best stock
of fresh and cured meats in the
city. PHIL EIsENKRAMER, Prop.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
DR.. Harry A. Smith.

OF Delta, Eye, Ear. Nose and
Throat specialist. will be at the
Paonia hotel the Second Tuesday
of every month. Glasses Fitted.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
VOL. 5.
SUNDAY NIGHT MUSINGS.
BY 1. T. RAwALT.

As an example of the loud
noise made by hopeless minor
ity the vote of the water users
under the Gunnison tunnel is
spectacular. A week ago it was
actually feared that the vote
would be adverse 10 the govern
mcnt demand. AT the meeting
IT developed that there was no
opposition worthy the name. The
continuation of the work is now
assured. Soon water in plenty
will flow through the range and
then the Uncomphagre valley will
take its rightful place in the sg-
ricultural regions OF the state.
The sensible farmers are to be
congratulated.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
Scat

For dirty hands. Will remove
all kinds of dirt. l5 cents per box
at RELIANCE MACHINE Works,
The newspaper., 1908-12-04

See the Is ct. ioiRdo,c at Vel
born's. Many Reic and beautiful
Gifts.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
"S0noro''

And all the Latest Songs and
Music.
INDEPENDENT FURNITURE Co.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04

Ten acres, all in cultivation, only
one mile from town. Cheap. See
c. c. HAWKINS.
The newspaper., 1908-12-04

Mr. Rockefeller has been giving
some testimony lately regarding
the way Standard Oil was organ
lied. He was very closely
questioned and in the main gave
very candid answers. Occasion
ally he showed almost marvellous
memory and again he betrayed
inability to answer what seemed
to be easy questions. The ex-
animation seems to have been
brought about TO enable Mr.
Rockefeller to secure immunity
from prosecution under the Grim
inal clause of the antitrust law.
1t is legal fact that after men
have unburdencd themselves OF
crime they seem to be immune
from prosecution.
Mr.. Rockefeller maintained a
pleasant expression while he de.
tailed at length how he and his
corporation had destroyed COM
petition. arranged for and secured
rebates that put their small com.
pctitors out of business. He
smiled blandly as he told of one
after another who had been
crushed by his combination and
seemedto be proud of his achieve
mcnt. AT times when the ques-
tions took on a character of criti-
cism of methods, he snarlcd at the
attorneys and betrayed the real
character of the arch hypocrite
ne is.
We doubt if the pages of his
The newspaper., 1908-12-04

II is to laugh. Gov. Buchtel is
actually being criticised for not
keeping his word and pardoning
some dozen more convicts sc-
cording to promise. His list OF
holidays is said TO be entirely too
short aud he will be unable to
keep his promise to the men in
goal unless he takes the bull by
the horns and turns loose a job
lot about New Years or possibly
Christmas. Poor Governor, He
is eussed for psrdoning too many
and now must take blame for not
turning loose enough. For a fact
Uneasy IS the Head that Wears
a Crown"
The newspaper., 1908-12-04
U. S. Department Of Agriculture
WEATHER BUREAU

voluntary Observers Meteorological Record
For the week ending Dec. 3. 1905.
and corresponding week of 1907.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-05
RAN AUTO TOO FAI
pr Brown Bad Seslssce Su,
 pended By Judge Burpee.

pr Charles II. Brown was in thA. city court this morning charged win overspeeding his automobile M tween South Riverside street ana soutn Leonard street coming toward town. Sergeant Pagan and Oficcr Lawior testified that the street was crowded with school children at tbe tlme, the Duggan school having been Just dismissed and both sides of ths street were lined with teams. Ser- seaht' Pagan stated that the sneed was nearer twenty miles than fifteen iliIes and 1t was 'dangerousp ana
 unreasonable" Officer Lawlor add. ca to this that the doctor was drivin, so iast the number of his car conld not be distinguished. So.'1
 The doctors story was that he had received three urgent calls. one to at' tend an Italian. who suffered m acci rsn. u, mat threatened to cost him the
 ,sn. Ieg' the other concerned ss mo,nan With cancer of the stomach ana the other was man said to be IF sonvuisions. He did not deny that h, u,ive so fast ar he could from m. piace 10 the other but always slowel up when nearing crossing. II, would say that his speed was not les, .han fifteen miles an hour but unde, the circumstances he believed he wa, Justined in going at that rate. Hs aaded that he thought two of tb, cases will go out" by which he meant die. and that. in fact. he had neard this morning that one had
 gone out" Judge Burpee after Iook. < ing up the statute said that the law was imperative and made no allow. ance for physicians attending to their professional duties, or anyone also put nevertheless under the circum, stances he thought the doctor WA. right. Sentence was acccordinrly suspended. y
 one Of the cases to which tha doc- tor was called was Philip Galiran ot south Leonard street. Gallipan,s brother. John, got word of his in. ness Thursday and 1t started hin arlnking. Yesterday he called at his brothers house while very much in- m toxicated and made scene there He was charged with intoxica tion and was committed to jail for thirv days. ~ io' '"i's