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The Appeal., 1908-05-16
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Mr.. J. Alex. Ross, of Buffalo, NJ
Y, publisher of the Gazetteer and
Guide, and Exalted Ruler of Elite
Lodge Elks, is in the city on busi-
ness.
There was fair sized crowd at
the ball given by the Young Men S
Catholic Club Thursday night de-
spite the bad weather, and all had a
good time.
NOTICE-Dr. w. D. Bloom, Ply
sician and Surgeon, has moved his
office from Room 400 to Suite 5O7
Pittsburg Building, S. Z. corner. of
5th and Wabasha streets.
G. J. CHARLESTON EXPRESS
Company, 3OS Minnesota, near Third
street. Packing, Shipping and Stor-
ing Of Household Goods Trunks
and Baggage promptly delivered.
BARRIERS WANTED-Geo. w.
Davis has moved his barber shop
from the Germania Life Building to
3S2 Selby avenue. Three frst-class
BARRIERS wanted Apply at once
Mr.. VIM. E. Nagel, the undertaken,
located at 2os w. Third street,
"Seven Corners" who was injured in
a runaway accident several weeks
ago, is out again and able to attend
to his business.
KENTS EXPRESS AND STORAGE
Co. Office 292 W. Third st. Cor. Pleas
ant Ave. Competent help and care
full handling. Prompt deliveries. Wood
and Coal in large or small quantities
Tel. N. w. Main 1869, Twin City S1S.
The annual sermon of John H.
Hays Lodge, K: P, and the Pythian
lodges of Minneapolis will be
preached by Rev. Horace S. Graves
at St. James "A. NJ. E. church, Sun
day, May 18th. The public is cor
daily invited. .5n
Zion Presbyterian Church. Meet
ing in the old Woodlawn Baptist
Church, corner Selby avenue and
Arundel street. Sabbath services II
a. m and 8 p. m. Strangers and Wis
ltors welcome. Rev. J. M. Boldly,
pastor, 1855 Albany avenue.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
Wouldn't Risk n

WOULDN'T Risk II. EE
You say, Mr.. sibley," said the girl,
In low, thoughtful, this-is-a-serious-
matter sort of tone, that you have
loved me for five. years and have
never dared to tell me so until to-
uight?"
'Yes," he replied.
well, I cannot be your wife. A
man who has no more courage than
that would pretend to be fast asleep
while "a burglar stole his baby's
shoes"
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
Down to the Minute.

Down to the Minute.
The reader laid a manuscript upon
the great publishers desk, saying with
enthusiasm:
"A rafting good automobile story,
SIR
The publisher nodded and said
tersely:
Notify the author, Frederic, that if
ne will change the automobile to an
aeroplane We'll bring the volume out
in time to catch the Easter holiday
trade"
The Appeal., 1908-05-16

The Committee of twelve is arrang-.
ing to circulate $4,000 copies of Mr..
Andrew Carnegie's recent speech in
Edinburgh on the progress of the
Afro-American. Those wishing to
secure copies of this address free of
charge should write Prof. Hugh N.
Browne, Secretary of the Committee,
Chevnev Pa
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
NOTICE. :
To Whom It May Concern.

The partnership heretofore be-
tween Z. II. Lyles and w. B. Ell
lott, undertakers. is on this date.
May 2nd, 1905 dissolved BY mutual
consent. All debts and accounts Of
the firm will be settled by T. II.
Iyles, who will continue the business
at No. 322 Wabasha St.
T. H. Lyles,
w. 3. Elliott
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
Modern Spain.

At the beginning of the Twentieth
century we may confidently say that
Spain's golden age is before her, for
she has never yet been truly one ma
tion as she is now, nor has she ever
had education and enlightenment
placed in the hands of her humblest
peasants as it is to-day.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
pleased With the Sample.

AS famous comedian was travelling
on steamboat he seated himself at
the table and called for some beef!
steak. The waiter furnished him with
small strip of the article, such as
travellers are usually put off with.
Taking it up on his fork and examin-
ing it with one of his peculiar, serious
looks, the comedian coolly remarked:
Yes, that's it; bring me some"
The Appeal., 1908-05-16

When the Huckster IS Most Jealous.
I never buy anything from huck-
ster who makes great outcry about
his stuff or seems very anxious to
SELL" says housekeeper, ssfor the
chances are ten to one that there Isl
something the matter with whatever.
he has to sell.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16

When you think of eating you also
endeavor to think of the best place
to go to get just what you want, as
you want it, and when you want it.,
then think of the KENDRICK
CAFE, 156 E. Third street. and think
no more, just go there and you will
be Sure you have gone to the right
place.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
Suburban Nerve.

Mrs. Suburb-There's a knife sharp
ener at the door. Do we need any
thing sharpened Henry?
Mr.. Suburb-No; but tell him to 20
in next door to Blanks. I want to
borrow Blanks lawn mower to-mor-
row, and I'm sure it must be horribly
rusty and dull after the wet weather
we've had.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
He Had GorqonzoIa,

TIC Tau OOT9Onz01a.
Waiter, have you got any Gorgon-
zola cheese?"
8ves, SIR
rs it very nice and white?''
"Yes sir, very white.''
"And good and hard in the middle?"
"Oh, yes, sir. Stone hard"
Thanks. Gorgonzola cheese ought
20 be green and very soft!"
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
KENDRICK HOTEL.

No: 156 East Third Street, St. Paul.
First class rooms, steam heat and
gas. SINGLE or en- suite, by the day,
week Or month, at Reasonable rates.
Rooms from so cents up. The Ken
dr1ck Restaurant in connection.
Meals at all hours.
A. K. Clark Prom.
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standinq by Him.

Mrs. Prentice-How do you always
manage to have such delicious beef?
Mrs. Blinthyre-I select a good hon.
est butcher and then stand by him.
Mrs. Prentice You mean that you
give him all your trade?
Mrs. Blynthyre mean that /
stand by him while he is cutting the
meat.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16

The Valet Tailoring Co, which has
been in successful operation for sew
eral years, has decided to enlarge its
business scope and has reorganized as
follows: c. H. Miller, president; B.
c. Wright, vice president; ]. H. Hick-
man, Sr., secretary and treasurer;
Owen Howell, manager, under whose
able management the present success
of the company has been attained.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
DIED..

George L., only child of Mr. and
Mrs. John Goodbar, April 24th, after
one days illness, of pneuomnia, age 5
months days
We thank the friends, Sunday
school, Dorcas society, Biddle Circle
and True Reformers for kindness
and sympathy shown during sickness
and at death.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tohn Goodbar.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16

Shoes mended while you wait. at
Jarvis. 354 Minnesota street. Half
soles, so and rs cents Prices reason
able for all kinds Of repairing. He
can do it on short notice. jarvis 354
Minnesota Street
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
Her Ignorance.

You say the cook has beaten your
wife?
sThat's what she did. !"
But I thought your wife had taken
boxing lessons q
"She had. but the cook hadn't and
so did not know how wrong It was to-
scratch and pull hair and bite.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16

1,en two men with one wagon
come up the street roaring .appools,,
SO they they can be heard for four or five
blosks, know that some cold storage
man IN mas a big stock on hand just
about to spoil and that the hucksters
know that condition of the apples Just
as well as the cold storage man,
hence their zeal and energy to get rid
of their stock
The Appeal., 1908-05-16

:. An Additional Recommendation.
Matrimonial Agept-"And besides,
the lady was born on Christmas day,
80 you only need give her one present
a year."
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
Rostonese.

.'Barkeep, gimme highball'
"a what?"
"a highball. Where you been tend
ing barr"
"I'm just in from Boston," answered
the barkeeper with sheepish grin.
''They call 'em altitudinous spheroids
there
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
The Mean Thing.

sheI see an average man needs
1,60O pounds Of food yearly. SIS
HeYes: but he doesn't want it in
one batch Of biscuits.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16

PIANO INSTRUCTION. instruction
given on the piano at the residences of
patrons. or at 575 w. Central Ave.
Prof. w. A. Weir.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
suspiciousIy New.

Mrs Coldstream Would you like a
glass Of water
The Conservative Customer Not
drinks for me! !-Pu Puck.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
MINNEAPOLIS
DolNGs IN AND ABOUT THE
GREAT FLOUR CITY,

Matters Social, Religious and General
y Which Have Happened and. are. to
HAPPEN Among the People Of the
City.
# you wish good meal go to the
M as'sey Kitchen 242 Eighth ave
nue. south, upstairs.
The Pastors Aid Society of st.
James church meets every Friday
evening. Literary programme.
st. Thomas Mission 9Th Ave. and 9th
Str. So. Services every Sunday after
noon at 4 O'Clock, Sunday School at
3. Rev. A. H. Lealtad, Rector. All
welcome.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16

THE ST. LOUIS KITCHEN, Mrs.
Julia Hinson, proprietor,No. 317 Wa.
basha, up stairs. Meals 25cts. Break
fast from 700 to 11:O0 a. NJ, Dinner
from 1900 m. to 800 p. m.; Supper
from 500 to 500 p. p. All regular
meals 25 cts. All home cooking. Tel.
N. w. Main 2315 L
The attention of the public is called
to the fact that Messrs. O. d. How
ard and James A. Vass have opened
a FIRST-CLASS barber shop at No.
81 East Fifth street. This is to be a
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
TaIkinu Back,

Talking Back.
Gertie What did he say behind my
back? &.
Bertis That you had a swell figure.
The Appeal., 1908-05-16
EASY Jobs at Washinn+on

Mr.. and Mrs. John Goodba
The Appeal., 1908-05-16

BARRIERS WANTED-Geo. w.
Davis has moved his barber shop
from the Germania Life Building to
3s2 Selby avenue. Three first-class
BARRIERS wanted. Apply at once.
, 1908-08-10

Since the Russian war Japan has
had a long, hard road to travel in
financial affairs, and her credit in the
loan market is practically exhausted.
While 1t may be that war with such a
nation is tc be feared there appears
TO be no immediate necessity of arming
against Japanese aggression. There
s, however, immediate necessity for
a rev doese or Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters when the appetite lags, the
bowels are costive, the liver inactive
and sleep restless. These are natures
warnings of impending sickness, and
which has often been avoided by TAX
ing the Bitters promptly. In cases of
dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation,
~biliousness, nervousness, sleepless-
ness, general weakness. female ills,
cramps, diarrhoea and malaria the Bit
ters has proven its merit thousands of
times during the past So years. You
really ought to keep a bottle handy.
1t Is absolutely pure.
, 1908-08-10
CAN ALWAYS TRUST cAINAMEN.
Customs In Celestial Empire Have
Made Dishonesty Scarce.

you soon learn in China that you
Q trust . Chinaman to carry
through anything he agrees to do for
you," says Samuel Merwin In Success.
When / reached Tai Yuan-fu I
handed my Interpreter a Chinese
draft for 5000 (Mexican). payable to
bearer, and told him to go to the
bank and bring back the money. I
had known John q little more han .
week. yet any one who knows China
will understand that ] was running no
appreciable risk. The individual
Chinaman 10 simply q part of a family,
the family 10 part Of q neighborhood,
the neighborhood IL part of a village
or district, and 10 on. II John had
disappeared with my money after
cashing the draft and afterward been
caught, punishment would have been
swift and sever Very likely he
would have lost his head. II the au-
thorities had been unable to find
John they would have punished his
family. Punishment would surely
have fallen on somebody"
, 1908-08-10

OF the Denver, Laramie and Northwest
ern. superintendent Andersen or the
Wyoming division, and some OF the
eastern gentlemen who nre already In
terested In the development OF the
Laramie valley or who are contemplate
ing becoming interested here. Mr..
Bell has arranged this affair to bring
the enterprises now being carried on,
and a list OF the toasts 10 be respond
ed to, printed elsewhere in this edi-
ton. will chow to wha. width and
breadth the movement has already
gone. Mr.. Bell says that this shall be
the final undertaking for him. and
those about him r prepared to "a
II shall be the browning undertaking.
The toastmaster, Prof. j. d. Towar.
director OF the experiment STATION, IL
looked upon now In the same Hight in
Wyoming that Secretary Wilson Is In
the United States, while Senator War
ren ia one OF the real statesmen OF
the country and SO we'll versei In the
states progress as to be able In a
measure to presage the future. Some
Of the visitors have already expressed
their Impressions Of the valley and all
are expected to add light to the sub.
ject tonignt. Mr.. Bell has been happy
in his choice of those who shall en-
tighten the others upon the subjects
chosen. The event will be a happy
beginning of a that Is sure
TO add to the material wealth of the
state and to the knowledge already
possessed OF the benefits of water up
on what Secretary Wilson was pleased
to refer to as one Of the most per
feet soil conditions In the United
States.
, 1908-08-10
THE CHURCH AND THE WORLD.
Secular Religion a Feature Of Present
Day, Says Professor.

The world can no longer be consid.
cred as a sphere of human life. sepa-
rate from or antagonistic to the
church. Too much religion has got
ten out of the church into the world
to allow us to think of all the good
being in the church, and Of the world
as being nothing but evil. Religion
IL taking on secular, in distinction
from exclusively ecclesiastical, forms
of expression. There is coming to
be a world church, having a religious
consciousness to which nothing that
is common to man is foreign, and in
a sacriicial service for all the world.
We have builded better than we
know. Our philanthropies and re-
forms have ssanctifled the secular,
have manifolded our mi~nisteries. The
religious valuation of the single soul.
sanctity Of the n life, worth OF tho
peFson shove things, is forcing broth
erhocd upon business, and making It
the c0rollary to the proposition OF the
fatherhood Of God. The doctrine of
the Kingdom, which is righteousness.
peace and joy" is being Translated
into politics, civics, law and diplo-
macy--Prof. Graham Taylor. Chicago
, 1908-08-10
A Lithuanian Funeral.

On Sunday morning 4 strange funer-
a cortege passed through the Mission
streets. The hearse was followed BY
. procession of women walking In the
middle of the street. They wore dark
skirts trimmed with bands of lace,
embroidery, or colored strips. and n,
wore aprons, some Of black silk OF
cloth, but more of sheer white sm-
broidered corners, and fringed shawls
were over their shoulders. It was not
. uniform. but o In the nature Of
holiday attire such a. one sees in
Italy and France on carnival occasions
or fete days. The mon In the process
sion wore conventional dress, but their
bearded faces were not American. In
qufring as to the nationality Of these
odd figures who made such . strange
picture In Francisco. / found they
we're Lithuanians, and that there u .
large colony of them here, mostly en-
ployed at a laundry over toward the
Potrero.-San Francisco Call.
, 1908-08-10
Driving . Good s.raaln.

The barber's small son was in the
habit of playing around his fathers
shop, and he was always keenly in
terested In the patrons. Many .
stray penny found its way into the
little chubby hand, and, sticks of gum
were dropped in quite as though by
accident. Judge Williams drifted into
the shop the other afternoon for q
hair cut. The lad recognized the fact
that the Judge was = new patron. and
20 was more than ordinarily inter
ested in him. He hung at the foot
Of the chair and looked musingly at
the judges bald head. Then he
walked slowly to the back Of the
chair and surveyed the scanty fringe
Of hair from that point Of vantage.
He could contain himself no longer
and burst out incredulously: Father,
do-you-get = quarter for cutting
tha t?"-Lippincott's.
, 1908-08-10
HERE. IDEAL MODEL CITIZEN,
The Coming Man AZ Seen by Admir-
srs Of Socialism.

To describe an ideal modern citi.
ssn now is at beat to make q guess
and . suggestion ~ to what must be
built in reality by the efforts. of .
thousand minds. But he will be .
very different creature from that In
different, we'll behaved business man
who passes for . good citizen to-day.
He will be neither under the slave
tradition nora rebsl. nor . vehement
elemental mar. Essentially he will be
aristocratic; a~ristocrAtic not in the
sense that he has slaves or class In
'feriors, because probably he will have
nothing OF the sort, but aristocratic IN
the ems that no will feel that the
state belongs to him and he to the
state. He viii probably be = public
servant; at any rate he will be . man
doing some work in the complicated
machinery Of the modern community
for = salary and not for speculative
gaia. Typically he will be a profess
sional man. I DO not think the ideal
modern citizen can be q person living
chiefly by buying for a. little a he
give and selling for as much as
he a get; indeed. most of what we
idolize - business enterprise, ! think
he Will regard with very considerable
contempt. But then l am . Socialist
and look forward to the time when the
economic machinery Of the commu-
nifty will not be = neld for private on
richment but for public service
Dverybody's Magazine.
, 1908-08-10
FIRST COUNTY TICKET
NAMED THIS YEAR,

The republicans OF Carbon county
have nomiI ated the fist county ticket
in the state this year, All, strange to
say, neither the ticket nor the method
of naming 1t seems to p'case the Raw
Inns journal. The r%epiln,cans Of lie
county settled whatever differences
they had at the pr.nJa les and the
ticket named was the choice of Il large
majority OF republicans in the cou W.
It follows:
Sherin-Walter Highlands.
State senator's. F. Price.
Assessor-J. K. Hetzler.
County and prosecuting attorney
George E. Brimmer.
County clerk-Edward Walters.
Clerk of the court-C. R. Watson.
County treasurer-W. M. Toothaker.
County commissioner for four years
IS. E. Windsor.
County commissioner for two years
Matt Weber.
County superintendent Of schools
Frances B. Smith.
Six members of the house of repre-
sentatives-George NJ. Winkelman, W.
T. Peryam, w. H. Taylor, Chris Matht-
son, James Case andsE. M. Sanders.
County surveyor-C. b. Speaker.
Road supervisorZLewis Stillway.
Coroner-H. K Bennett.
, 1908-08-10
A REPUBLICAN YEAR.

Calamity howlers are sore hit. They
see nothing hopeful in the future,
either from a business or political
standpoint. and are not encouraged In
any direction. Henry Clews, writing
from New York to The Republican un.
der date of the sth. says:
THE r outlook is especially sat
isfactory. We are now almost sure of
full crops of cotton, corn and wheat.
all of which will command good prices
and for which there is likely to be a
, 1908-08-10

Hon. James Rudolph Garfield, secre-
tsry of 1.-THE Interior, made several in
~teresting and sensible addresses dur
ing his recent visit to the northern
part OF the state. One paragraph of
the speech reproduced in the Cody
Farmer is Of equal interest4ha re Sec
rotary Garfeld's words being as fol-
lows: 'Mr. Mondell has suggested
that by our coming together in this
fashion. by my coming out here last
year and now, We will get on common
ground. That Is true; that is why i
came. / Cont want you to feel that
he department al washington is
something apart from the people of
Wyoming. 1t Is your department, as
1t is the department of the people of
every other state in the union, and
wish you to feel that the secretary's
once is 6ne which you can freely en-
ter. to which appeal a be made and
that by my coming out here l may get
in close touch with the problems that
are at you, door"
, 1908-08-10

-pecutlar1e Expressions In h Army.
In the aarmy there are expressions
peculiar to itself. Heard for the Arst
time by outsiders, they need iuterpre-
tation. Among the most common are
hike" for '.march;" striker" for =
soldier serving as body-servant or
houseman for an Officer" &c. o." for
rcommanding Officer" and 20. d..
for "ofncer Of the day" hop" and
'hoproom" for dance" and dancing
ROOM 'sscits Clothes" for "civilian
Dress" sscommissaries," for gro
ceries;" coffee cooler" for an ofhcer
who Is always looking for an easy job
In some stan position; found" when
an officer falls to pass his examine
lions; "shave-tail." for q youngster
Just out Of West Point. Among the
soldiers the expressions have multi
piled until quite a vocabulary of
strange words has been established.
"Bobtail" is a d~ishonorable discharge.
Orderly bucker" is~a-soldier who,
when going on guard duty, strives by
extra neatness Of appearance to be APP
pointed orderly to one Of the officers.
Dog robber" IL the soldiers con
temptuous expression for striker
Leslie's Weekly.
, 1908-08-10
Art In baltimore.

Such exhibitions are disagreeable to
persons Of refinement and demoraliz-
ing to children. A child whose father
wears whiskers suffers a lifelong hand
leap. 1t is brought up in entire ig-
norance of those little niceties and del.
icacies of manner which make dining
the most elegant Of the arts. 1t lives
and dies without onc6 sensing the ro-
nance and poetry which may be ex-
hibited in the eating Of soup. In its
young and impressionable mind such
delicious viands az custard pie. sauer-
kraut and soft-boiled eggs are asso-
ciated with horrible and appalling
thoughts. Its whole life is desolated
and laid waste.4The Cultured Soup
Man in Baltimore Sun.
, 1908-08-10
WAS SOMETHING NEW 70 NORA.
Domestic Evidently Had Had No Elk.
p~srisncs with Channels Skin.

One morning q physician of Hart
ford. observing that his ONCE windows
were anything but clean. called his
irish domestic and instructed her to
wash the panes before he returned TO
the house. ION my way I'll buy .
cAa1nbis skin, which you may use for
the purpose" he said to Nora, "and
III have 1t sem Immediately"
That afternoon, when the medico re-
turned, he noticed that his windows
wore thickly streaked with grease.
Whsreupon he summoned Nora. and
the following colloquy ensued:
Didn't l instructsyou to clean those
windows7"
"Yis. sor."
And tell you to use the chamois
skin"
"Yis, sor."
Then why haven't you done as You
were ordered?"
Il did, sor."
Let ME see that chamois." de-
mAnded the doctor. The girl prompt
ly brought 1t, and 1t was then that
the doctor learned for the first time
that his wife had left the house be-
fore him and had sent home some
tripe.-Ifiustrated Sunday Magazine.
, 1908-08-10
Must Charge to Get Crowd,

The Ladies' guild Of a certain New
York church had planned an evening
entertainment and reception. and
asked the rector to make announce.
nent of 1t on the Sunday preceding.
This is all right" he said, but you
must charge admission"
why this Is Just . social evening""
they protested. we are inviting PEG
pie"
They won't come" said the rector,
because they will think 1t il not
worth while. But charge q small 3D.
mission and you viii have q good
crowd" So the women gave in. and
subsequent events proved the rector
wa right.
, 1908-08-10
DELICIOUS BANANA CREAM

This recipe is highly recommended BY
ole Of our correspondence; try II for des-
sert tomorrow.
Peel I'VE large bananas. rub smooth
with five teaspoonfuls of sugar. Add M
teacup sweet cream beaten to a stif
froth, then add one 10c package of Lemon
JELL-O dissolved In ~ teacups boiling
water. Pour into mold and when cold
garnish with candles cherries. Servo with
whipped cream, or any ood pudding
sauce. JELL-O is sold by all 0rocers At
loo per packags.
, 1908-08-10
Th. nov ESCAPED.

A boy In Liverpool. o., was sent by
his mother at II o'clock at night to
the house of a neighbor. The neighbor
stood In fear Of robbers, and as he
heard the boy on the steps he opened
his window and pointed q revolver and
threatened to shoot. The boy was too
surprised to give his name, and the
man fred at him six times. Not . bull.
let touched the lad, and when he got
his wits back he said:
"Mr. Bank, ma sent me over to see
If you had any IMMINENT in the house.
pa has hurt his back"
That boy belongs to the lucky class.
and will live to . good old age.