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New-York tribune., 1908-06-21
FIRST. THE CLASSICAL.

Mechancal music might he responsible for anv-
thing agreed the Student, smiling indugently
1t is asseverated the man; lit leads TO DIaved
music Three weeks ago says our former doctor
to me:
You're run down; take few weeks at Soma
seaside resort. where You find rest good air
and mild DIVERSION
" mere we went amt material. because ono ra
sorts as bad as another Business had beep sood
so | treated Martha to one Of the snaneed b[,taT.
"here you pay double for being able to see tho
ocean and have listen to your vife ki,, 49,
every other womans got better clothes an, eroa,-
her" ~ i .
flrst crack out OF the box I'm drayped dor.r
10 me pier to listen to aggregation of fs,c,-
dressed waps attackin' classic music on fake Ioo,.
IN norhs ana drums. kind of enjoyed it because
'he leader was an artist. He must have studied
music IN a gymnasium, seeing the acrobatic and
cohlofton work he pulled off an the wav he t,,s
gIed his yard long locks You ought to baar ~,
@ tne women oramstorm about his temperament
Wouldn't it jar you?"
Undoubtedly he is genius renro,os .n g..
dent You viii agree that an erotio,aI si
Cah might easily be carried awav Will, .ce+..,..
10 agreed our friend; "ecstacv for co,, o..
cheap advertising. He does the stunts sos nao,I
WI Holce now rotten the band is Seams
iomauaSS Ihe more fits leader throws the ereatar
arust he is Might well save money, ar5 h,
elh 90 II IN front of phonygraphs or hama orsa,a
<,hSlo"' II muscle an noise is a best bet s,.,,n+o
- a treat tuture for ex-prizehghters an cir
Gus performers leading bands ~ ei
The Serious Student nodded bosi...
10 n certain extent l agree with von = s.ta -
I myself have been sreved at tir,os h % SaI0 ne
dency of certain leaders to dehaea -, Gu
piele OF tne spectacular. Still / fear ,orr r.r.a
were oVerWrought to the point Off
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21
The Tati1.

prevent divorce proceedings. But was des9e'N~
Saws I. boasting:
I'll find place where I can have peace
Next morning discover quiet looking corlas'
up near the inlet and built way on TO"
other house feel very elated. because tae .. !,
lady is old and feeble lookn and there diH
piano in the house She explained her o'hr' - -
all came especially avoid outside ols'uiN
sounds paid her a week in advance .n
That afternoon after We unpacked our -
and Just as was boasting TO my Wife. theie
a sudden shrek Of trombone IL was -
Immediately from ell parts OF the house the'e ~
a roar of prsctisn' and runnin' OF scales on
kinds OF brass weapons. The guests. rouH'-
Ionged to a pier band and were practising
concerts They had retreated 10 the secluoeu -
taes because not even Atlantic City wouio '
for them -. l.. nv-
I'm going home now and lock nysen ~
fat and trust TO luck II that fails II t~N -
porary quarters in a deaf and dumb asylum -
making sure they haven't mute oahu -.
suggests country or mountains: but not i'4
you can't stop birds from singing -,
Your experience with music mas oeuh
ing" commented the student
.sYou bet" said the man; 1T showed ihe
20 make a fortune You've noticed the SUI. A.-..~
hotel advertisements claiming nreproot -s,.t.sI
,or and Dragging OF orchestras and otner s,.
attractions? Well. how does sornetnins i'm"
strike you; ., e,nxtrrc-
Motel Palace-AIsolutely soundprooi -
tton No orchestra. piano other nansieA4 ...
uents singing. reciting or other entertaihiAs ~
lively prohibited
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21

can stand unlimited quantties then he goes patty
and bothers everybody with music, or else hops
like ne and is driven mad by ell kinds Of music.
I'm the star result of overdoses ranging from grand
opera overtures by fun bands to Turkey IN the
Straw by niger porters on iewsharps"
Il take it ventured the Student in a superior
way. that YOU one of those persons born
without for music
Don't believe it asserted our friend relighting
his cigar. Fact is. I'd trained down till l liked
the very highest class music. Why. only six months
ago 7 sunk 500 for a self playing piano and a
bunch Of Sousa rolls. It's similar devices them
and phonygraphs an music boxes that's Turing
the public into danger. It's easier since the pure
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21
THE WORM TURNS.

MOI YET they weren't" INTERRUPTED the s+...
Hes"is' mat came later First three dave :,
ra1ned constantly. so there was nothing r. A. ~,
''' 'Nei - the pier with my wife morning after
noon aho night to get further doses of harr,or,
hauh got wise to the danger II was W.
ner Nisht that put the kibosh on me HaIfway
'hfouen gentle piece that sounded like q dr,I,
ana cymbal Imitation OF a train wreck roI,,r, a.
mountain. with an obblgato of passengers sbrtet,-
Ing, my nerves exploded "
shot across the Boardwalk for q. braoar 80,
"ihie 1 m having the barkeep fill tbo tbird mr.,
scfipuoh get III up somehow. Says | TO MYSELF
reckless NO more for mine positively none She
can have all the music; I'll take the unnoat,. a.
version E' Ni
Immediately | felt like I'd shook o4, a., o..o.,...
insurance premium; | know my own dteroi,t
an felt satisfied Once ia said il 7 ea,,roa T
meant that / wouldn't listen to no more bsrp,or,,
I didn't have any to speak of that night while
I'm squaring myself for sneakins from tho corcar.
and then explaining 10 Martha that thencsfortb
Id seek the cure in other diversions T, ,,ou,
married YOU figure her observations con
eern.ng mems customary diversions at the sea-
shore.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21
MUSIC HAS NO
CHARMS FOR HIM
{ SOUGHT REST md QUIET
At SE4SHORE.
Couldn't Escape Bands, Pianos
Photographs, Hurdy-GurdVs,
and Merry-Go-Rounds.

II was the tireless boy with the harmonica that
iured the Serious Student the subject of music.
Ne leaned forward and gazed at him across the
aisle rneditatfveIy. until cloud of cigar smoke
from the fat passenger in the seat ahead caused
him to draw in his head. turte-Iike. with par
o.ysm of coughing. He sank back with watering
ewes embarrassed. but inspired.
Strange he said between Gasps. how uni
rersaI is love Of music. one might well class il
instinct Mankind responds 10 ii from the cradle TO
the grave. and appreciation but grows with indul-
sence And the obvious reason is that nothing else
SO har1nonizes with mans tastes ana emotions be
they religious warlike. romantic. sorrOWful joy
ful Observe that urchin opposite. for instance
knowing nothing OF the principles of harmony, and
Yet every fibre OF his being throbs TO the familiar
Southern melody he is playing. / wonder if there
exists q human being who actually dislikes music
and if so. what
Just then - Way Down Upon the SuWanee River
finished in premature sflriek that drew the at
tention OF everybody in the smoking car. The cor
pulent individual the ahead had reached
across and pulled down the OF the boy who
tboving Justify into the harmonica.
IN give YOU 81 if you stop 1in get to New
York" he said hoarsey.
There seemed something uncanny in the
incidence that the Student and I exchanged sig
,niicant glances. The caught eyes upon
Thin and leaned the back of the with an
apologetic air. Il can't stand it,, he confded with
a pathetic ring his voice
He had 2 haunted look his face drawn and
his lips tritched like under prolonged mental
stress And yet he seemed one who normally would
enjoy chronic good hunor.
nodded politely. The questioning look in the
Students eyes faded 70 expression Of sympathy
as he noted the black garb of the stranger.
Il understand" he mur1nured. soothingly. the
melody perhaps a favorite OF the departed?'
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21
LED ON BY LOVE.

..-r,,or. -ae lone haired fellow after her"
tinued the men. finally. shaking off his gloom. lie
trifed with fiddle and had the inside track "heh
I blew along. So did some figuring Lad IN
q stock of musical papers and doped up line
of artistic patter that would have made Dam
rosch jealous l was strong on taik an tie
fiddler wasn't: l had the coin to trot her to music
tests every night and he hadn't. Inside of six
months they were asking my opinion musical
matters and then did parade TO a wedding
march in the church where Martha sang 1nen
7 began to wake up. ! hadn't inquired on living
up to the reputation I'd made
Deceit is boomerang, unused the student
audibly. Then he addressed our friend:
Il take it. then that you deferred to your wife S
wishes in Atlantic city.
Not that YOU could discern ne replied sulk-
lv: 'b,1t 1t was the beginning of my troubles.
There's so much talk the subject that L dream
all night I'm attending various kinds Of musical
massacres First, I'm sitting on floating iceberg
listening to a polar bear orchestra. Next it's
red hot selection from The Damnation of Faust
in a Fighting the Flames background in which
I'm glad to recognize bunch of famous com
poseIs playing shovels tongs pokers. bellows
and such things. 1t keeps up till morning, when
nv wife wakes up.
IT'S from drinking says she You've been
raving with chills and fever Take some quinine.'
'''What I'll do says I, sarcastic is to stop
taking music. From now on l defy any one to
make me listen to any kind, shape or variety
Immediately. like a challenge, there's burst
of music from the dining room below, where
bunch of incompetents are worrying the guests
so they won't eat much breakfast. 1t made me
sore I'd never noticed them before but Id
renounced music it different. Like when you
swear off you notice everybody you meet offers
to treat.
wen move out of this lunatc asylum
yells l.
wen do nothing of the kind, says she.
quietly.
Very well, you go down says I. desperate;
III hunt a place where l eat in peace
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21
FRIENDLY RELATIONS.

I presume ventured. that your wife is very
musical?"
"MusicaI"' he calculated with tre1nolo ca
dence. why she's fun of it that she talks
or laughs cries in music when she's excited
I've actually heard her read death column out
loud in Chopin's Funeral March But 1
amt holdin it against Martha, even II we have
been married ten wears She amt responsible.
"Responsibew said the Student in a startled
voice Undoubtedly you mean that her love of
music is instructive
.eInstnctfve nothn'r' There was vengeful curl
70 our friends lips 1T injected into her sys-
tenn by my mother -in-law before Martha was oid
enough to resist She had to practise scales before
she could hold a milk bottle. and she was hum
ming Sunday school hymns before she could say
mana or mama So Of course, she got hardened
to it
Strange" unused the Student. that two per
sons with so widely differing tastes shoulc marry.
'I swfndled her to it. confessed the man. but
I swindled myself worse. same as nine out OF Ten
who pretend they like classic music. Gee It's
fierce what a man'lI do when he gets n love!
He unused bitterly for moment; saw a Iooe
of exneCtanCy grow in the Students eyes
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21
COULDN'T FIND SILENCE.

Say, why do all restaurant keepers in seaside
resorts think they have got to dish UP music with
every order? 1t actually took me three days 10
find decent place that was quiet only because
the automatic piano was on the fritz. an at that
the proprietor tried apologize till shut him off
Same way with the saloons. 1 almost swore off
seem I'd hardly start to tip highball before
some fool would drop a nickel in the music box or
a phonograph would be set loose. some lit-up
bunch of excursionists couldn't resist gurgLinc
popular about Ships Coming Home simply
because they were near the ocsan and wore yacht
ing caps.
Il had to stay away from my wife for fear she'd
think my brains had curdled from the sun. Every
time I'd hear music l got sore. and showed
it-and it seemed l couldn't find any place to
dodge it day night. No matter where Ia sit
on the Boardwalk, | always between a ba nd
a pier and a merry go-round. barking ma
chine in front OF a sideshow. And it'd all mix up
like new brand of classic music. 1 tried the
Boardwalk auctions but they fell down hard The
auctoneer don't live that can drown out four
million kinds of music coming from every direction
Sitting the bench wasn't any better till I
found a spot way down below the piers. Even
then rival bunchcs of soul saving peace destroyers
would come along and nit 1t up with guitars and
tamhourines and voices that needed oiIing. trying
ft up sacred words to ragtime music. l spent
about so in contributions till ! got wise that's
nook ! found on the end of the pier It was so
far out that late night you could only hear
the except when the wind blowing off
shore However, some one passes the word to a
tribe of hunting lovers. and they began to
sneak out and unload mushy love songs with man
dolins and banjos TO each other"
You representative because of the exag-
gerated ego" murmured the Student, impatiently.
You probably tried to harrow yourself make
vour wife give in
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21
PIANO EVER PRESENT.

Mop" said tho music victim: "she did give in
Saw my nerves were giving out and figured II
the noise at the hotel So she spared enough time
from concerts to fnd small place where they
don't sD0u 2gGSssisas. BAT IA u SDx hAiieZl I
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21
WORSE THAN DRUGS.

The stranger obviously puzzled that the
Student made quick effort TO right himself
Or perhaps he continued hastily. you object
40 that particular form OF musical instrument
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21
A STARTLING HINT.

1000 law to get bottled music than it is to get
patent medicines full Of dope; an first thing YOU
know the whole country'n be full of long haired
New-York tribune., 1908-06-21

II nut myself into my playing" remarks"
ardent musician a.. r-..... ..,,s,, sx,latn Why
=, "a sometinss difficult 70 gscoG0>1s ~
possS." sSaiQxten StAs
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01

mgly This is the record for July during
LMe last ten Ncars.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01
PROTESTS ON LAND VALUES
Claims Are Filed I'm Apprniaement
Looking to Creation of Levi
Carter Park.


Eight protests against the appraisement
of Lane for the proposed Levi Carter park,
by Cutoff lake, have been filed and the
protestants are preparing to take their
cases TO the district court on an appeal
from the appraisement Of the board. The
Thomas Davis Real Estate company and
the United Real Estate and Trust COM
pany, the latter representative the Kountze
estate, were the first to file protests; the
others being George Warren Smith. John
A. Creighton Real Estate and Trust com
pany, George and Laura Anderson, The
Barker company, Byron Reed company and
Thomas Plummer, ct al.
In a letter to the Board Of Park Commits
sloners. f.. J. Cornish, member OF the
board, states that the Creighton company
agreed to accent $500 per acre for its hold
| ings; that Smith brothers Of Boston and
the Byron Reed company agreed to accept
500 per acre for their holdings ard that
the heirs OF Tom Anderson agreed to ac-
cept SIS an acre for their seventy-eight
acre tract.
Mr.. Cornish also advised the board that
money given by Mrs. Carter is now avail
able and that tender of the money can be
made at once and possession taken. He
urges the surveying OF the tract at once
and says in his opinion the first improve.
ments to be made should be a roadway
around the lake and free public baths near
Locust street,
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01

have increased over 100000 a month as
compared to the same month last year.
July, always a quiet month, has this
year made an exceptional record with
Omaha bankers. Clearings amounted to
$40, 1886, as compared Will $44,lS9. 7gl for
the same month last year. AS a result
the month has broken all records in the
history OF Omaha banking.
Bankers ascribe the increase to general
conditions in and about Omaha. During the
month Omaha paid the highest prices paid
in the world for grain-both wheat and corn.
During the month Of July the highest price
paid at a Missouri river market for cattle
since 1902 was paid by the South Omaha
packers-S.9 During the month whole
salers and jobbers, manufacturers. retailers
and all other lines OF business. from the
building trades to the shoe makers, a rec
ord breaking business has been done and
the bank clearings have mounted accord
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01

in the east. Her parents objected to their
marriage. Soon after the young woman's
arrival in Omaha she had an experience
with some acid OF deadly powers, which
put her life i'm jeopardy for some days.
When death was cheated, though, she OK
pressed "a desire to live aud she was taken
to tho Monodnack motel at Fifteenth street
and Capitol, where she was nursed back
to normal strength.
Just bordering ~. the girl had The charm
Of physical beauty and intellectual cul-
ture, but she smiled instead of lroWncd
at her meager surroundings and told how
she would never. never go nome TO beg for
restoration to the lap Of luxury, Toward
Bernard, as she called her husband, she
appeared at times Indifferent. He could
play good ball, but was unsteady and she
loved the west and-ah we'll.
She needed money but aid not complain
when only SIS came from her father. She
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01
W. W. COLE is HELD FOR TRIAL
hound over to District Court on
Charge of selling Liquor with
out License.

w. W. Cole was bound over to the dis
trict court by Judge Leslie OF the county
court Friday morning on the charge OF SELL
ing liquor without a license and on another
charge Of keeping It for sale at Krug park.
Of which he was anage The case,
backed by citizens of Benson, was taken
under advisement by the county court
Wednesday.
Elmer e. Thomas, attorney for the
plaintiffs, asserted that the license the city
Of Benson promised to the Krug Park COM
psny could never have been granted be-
cause the professors appealed from the de-
Cision of the city council and were sus-
tained in their contention by Judge Ken
NEEDY Of the district court, who decided
that a corporation could not hold a liquor
license.
W. C. Armstrong, secretary OF the park
company, was similarly charged, but the
case against him was dismissed. Mr.. Cole
was bound over on $500 bonds and immedi-
ately filed $500,
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01

date on the democratic ticket for congress.
unless it is proved that I. II. Alexander
will run on that ticket. Mr.. Alexander
paid his money 10 the county treasurer
Friday, but has not as yet made his hiing
which shows tine party affliat.ou.
VI. Logassa filed Friday ON the republican
ticket for representative and Peter G. n.
Boland and ". :. Shoemaker filed for the
same office or the democratic ticket. w. r.
Silver, republican, filed for county COM
missioner from the Fifth district.
GEORGE C.. Porter, socialist, filed FridsJ
afternoon for congress ana NJ j. Mundy.
also q socialist, fled for state reprsscn.
tatiye. W. T. s,oegkcr, democrat, filed
for state representative.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01
BIG Jeff OUT FOR CONGRESS
Files for Republican Nomination in
second District, Making Third
Candidate,

Added interest has been injected into
republican politics by The filing on Friday
of A. W. JeffeTis for congress from this
district, the filing Of the third candidate
being somewhat Of a surprise. The two
other candidates on the republican ticket
are c. L. Saunders ard Thomas w. Black
burn.
Mr.. JefferiS was the official orator Of the
Commercial club on its recent trade excuT.
sion west. and showed then that his cam
paiEn speeches will match Up well with
C jvernor' Saunders and Mr.. Blackburn.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01
ROMANCE SWEET AND BITTER
Rich Girl who Marries Ball Player
aud Comes West Asks
Divorce.

Lorna Wsrne- Cassidy has filed suit for
divorce from .rnaro j. Cassidy on the
ground that h. treated her cru lily in
strange and unusual ways"
Mrs. Cassidy had a sensational expert
ence in Omaha upon her arrival some
months ago. She came from the home Of
a wealthy Boston dentist she said. Her
husband was 2 minor league hall player
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01
wawa.

Do you know What II mesns7 II you
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system, lS5 Adams St.. Chicago. who will
send you a beautifully Illustrated booklet.
which tslls and at the same time describes
She new hotel which bears the name.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01
BANK CLEARINGS DOUBLED
Increase Per Month Over Two Million
Dollars in Omaha.
LARGEST EVER KNOWN IN JULY
Despite This Month IL Unusually
Quiet fer Business Banks show
Larger Results Than
Ever Before.

Compared 20 the Clearings OF Omaha
banks ten years ago the report issued Fri
day for the month of July shows the clear
ings OF Omaha and South Omaha banks
have practically doubled since 1895 and
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01
The Glad Hand

removes liver inaction and bowel Stop-
page with Dir. Kings New Hfe Pills. the
painless regulator. NC. Beaton Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01

had worked out ss a domestic rather than
brook her determination not to yield.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-08-01

Small womsn's s tub suits at SIS: IS
tub suits al p.S6. Benson q Thorne Co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-10-14
ANNUAL MEETING Of
UNION PACIFIC
Directors Elected and Import
ant Business Transacted by
Proxies Representing Share
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day. 2'29l'-U' silaFeS o. STOCK We
represented out of Il total Of 1850, 592.
an. r~aprescntatton was entirely by
,rovt.e those in attendance being \.
~ Ioomis general solicitor who prc-
'il.d. Joseph HELEN. assistant sccrc-
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vhe Fifteen directors were rc-elcct-
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Hartman. Marvin Hueeitt. within
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