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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-05-20

A fine line of graduation books Of
all kinds at the Book store.
Olive Special mason jar of
Manzanilla olives only Is cents. The
Balle-Brodersen Co.
The best line of Dining room fur
niture ever shown in Denison, at
John Fastji. 20-tf.
Try our CUT FLOWERS. They
are FRESH Grown in our own GREEN
HOUSES. thinner & Son, FLORIST.
Woodbine, la. st.
All of our fine line of stick pins.
collar pins. brooches, belt buckles,
hat pins and waist sets at off this
week only, at the Racket store.
Mrs. DR.. McConnaughey with char
acteristic energy is arranging for the
High School Alumni banquet. That
means that the affair will be sue
cess.
Mr.. Gulick informs US that his
wife and Mrs. voss are getting the
full benefit of the L. M. Shaw auto
mobile seeing the sights of New York
City.
Messrs Chas. Kemming. Julius
Soncksen, Chas. Saul and E. o. Them
were passengers for Charter Oak on
Tuesday morning, where they had
business affairs.
The Wilson Brothers of Deloit have
arranged a German dance at the
Booster hall in Deloit on Saturday
night May %. They advertise good
music and SAX big crowd.
Rev. Stull has accepted the invita-.
tion of the Baptist church to attend
the fiftieth anniversary of the organ
ization of the suciety in Denison. He
is now at Iowa Falls where he has q
strong church.
| Mrs. H. C. Finnern and little
daughter Lille. of Waterloo arrived
in Denison on Sunday for a month {
visit with her parents. MIR. and Mrs.
Henry Vosgerau and friends.
The ladies Of the Methodist church
are about to look after the spring
house cleaning of the building. The.
have decided to send the big carpe
to the cleaning wheel. and give the
woodwork good scrubbing.
Doctors Carr and Brannon hav'
bought through Boylan & Tamm o
the Denison Automobile and Suppl,
Co.. swift running jackson automo
bile. These we'll known physi
clans concluded that their bushes
would be better attended to if the
could make rapid trips night and day
The new auto is "a horse powe
we'll built and is as speedy as requir
ed. Mr.. Boylan thinks he will hav
number Of other sales before tn
season is over.
Dow City Enterprise We are j
receipt of copy Of the official scor
card of the Quincy, ILL.,, base ba
team gotten up by the Monarch Print
ing Co. of that place. 1t is twent
page booklet filled with advertising G
the different merchants of the city
On nearly every page is the pictur
of Quincy ball player. On paR
two we find the picture of y. +
Rudd who is first baseman and ais
, captain of the team. Lon is goo
player and we expect great work b
, him before the season is over.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-05-20

Messrs A. N. Galland and F. H.
Brogden OF Deloit were Denison bust
ness visitors on Tuesday.
Call and see the fine line of Ham
mocks just received by. w. A. John
son. Broadway Pharmacy.
The best line of box stationery.
tablets. etc. to be found in town is
on display at the Book store.
Mrs. 7. j. Kelly and Miss Mary
Kelly left last Thursday for Colfax.
where Mrs. Kelly will receive treat
ment.
Call on o. NJ. Crlswell for cheap
farm loans, also abstract of title fur
nished on short notice at reasonable
rate. 19-tf.
The weather is right, our Ham
mocks are right and our prices right
ranging from sl.00 up. w. A. john
son, Broadway Pharmacy.
Mrs. Augusta Weber in North
West Denison is seriously ill with
kidney trouble. Her many friends
and relatives hope that she will be
in good health soon again.
Denison friends sympathize deeply
with Mrs. Chas. Menagh in the loss
of her beloved sister. The fact that
she leaves two little daughters makes
Mrs. Grady's death all the more heart
rendering.
We note that the College ball team
will play match game here on Dec
Grafton Day. We are just as much
opposed to Decoration Day base bal
as to Sunday base bali and we thinl
the College authorities should call tn,
game off, out of respect to the OF,
soldiers.
| The carpenters are at work on tn,
last of the important improvement:
on the Menagh store. They are ar
ranging a front enterance to the
rooms over the store which were las
occupied by the Ferguson gallery
With this done the the firm viii
have business establishment which
is credit to the town.
, Rev. DePree of the Presbyterian
) church has taken his departure TO
! Kansas City where he will attend tn
General Assembly of the Presbyteria.
denomination. He will be gone owe
J next Sunday. At the Assembly h
represents the Sioux City Presbytery
This will be great gathering ant
there will be inspiration in meeting
the best leaders of the church.
, The Messrs julius and Henry Har
} thun left on Monday forenoon TO
] Butte, Mont. where the latter take
up his former position as manager o
4 the Columbia Gardens of Butte. H
went in response to telegram re
! ce,ved Sunday afternoon. Julius an
e Henry have been assisting thei
: father on the paper and now the va
0 cancy is being filled by their brother
Hugo. from Kansas City. Mo.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10
Personals

Being as the buds has begin to sprout we reckon that spring has almost came
 and the back of winter is broke at
 last.
 Mrs. Abe wisherow had COW to step on her foot last Friday P. x while
 helpin Abe to do the milkiu. Abe didn't
 blame the COW enny being as Mrs. witherow weighs 265 lbs. and wears a
 purty good sized shoe.
 Doc Livernore is treatin Ad Stringer for dypepsia and while Ad is losing flesh every day Doc says he knows his medisin | is doing him good, for Ad hasn't been
 able to eat nothlnk to make him suffer
 sinst he begin treatment.
 Dave White, our popular undertaken, has growth on his nose good cal like | a wart wich Is troubling him some becus Dave forgtts that 1t is there and keeps brushin 1t away for fly Doe Liver more wanted to cut 1t out for Dave and set he would do it for quarter, but Dave kinds of hangs Iback ike, Dave says he Is afreard that Doc might cut of his whole blamed nose, wich is quite likely would be jest eroout ike DOC
 would do. on spring in another collum wich was
 writ espsshially for the Bugle by Miss sally Hoskins, our poet Writer' In cur oninion this Is one of the most beauti- S,Ii nomeg wfeh Sally has ever writ, even if sbe did begin 1t last fall and jest l finished t this week, and we puplisa
 1t with much gratitude
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10
Locals

Miss Phronicia Watkins has got out her lawn dress wich has ben hung up all winter. Phronicia Is not going to but same on for quite a spell yet, but she thort she would press 1t out and git it ready. Good idee.
 Bale Hawkins helped his wife claan house last week and was turrtble bfzsy for erbout two hours, movin furniture and beatin carpets, when he was taken Lem Browns house to rest where it was quiet. Mrs Hawkins finished up the work as quick as she could and Bale returned home along tords night and Is feeling better at this writin.
 It now almost looks as if spring had came. . cleaning. but "a little mite to early to take off your wool socks. Lige Green took of his wool socks last week and has a erful cold on his chest as re- suit.
 Mrs. Wat osgood. who moved to Hard scrabble last week, sent our wife over A at. of pickled blueberries jest before the last load left the house. They are turrible sour and pueker a persons mouth up a good cal. but are otherwise real mise, and we extend our thanks for same.
 Jabe Tucker, chief of our fire dept. 1 is wearing his red shirt every day now. Jabe says so menny folks are burning up old truck these days that he expects to be called upon enny minnit to put out I a fire that has got beyond control and | he believes that a ounce of prevension is better than locking the door after the horse Is stole.
 We had a narrer escape from getting a new subscriber last week. EFnt Homans, from down Pea Ridge way vissited our offlBe and told us he woulc subscribe for the Bugle in a minnit | his wife hadn't gone through his pocketi the night before. From the number O slow pay subscribers on our list w calkilate Erne ain't the only one around these parts who has a soshialist wife 1 Wea Woodruff, our weli-known hunte and trapper. was out hunting one da! last week and shot a fox, killing sam almost instantly. Ht disgusts Wes { good cal to think that fox pelt sin' no good at this time of year, but b
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10
IN
 4 HURRY

There was c turribls scandal down Sorrow Hollow way last wsk when Eben Hotchliss left his wife again. owing to some marital trouble betwen them. This Is not the first tins Eben and Hannah have had marital trouble. The last time before this cHannahs 4throyeda a haff-et Thanksgiving, turkey .ss him and foliered it up with dishvof cranberry cause and he went out of the house and didn't re- turn until last spring. Some says he went to the Co. seat and went to work a-trying to earn money to get divorse. but his job petered out and ne returned home to get his. clothes patched up and hs and Hannah made up again and start ed out to live c different life, if possible. with the dove. of peace perched above their hearthBtone, as you might say.
 But now ruckshions swift and turrible has broke out in their midst again and last Tuesday, 1t is rcomered on reliable authority. Ebsn left home follered by all the pots. kettles and spiders in the Kitchen.
 Hannah has awful quick temper and when she gtts mad they aint nothink for Eben to do but dig out for a spell and wait until she's gone to bed. Whot the trouble was this time was that Eben went right into the house like a blamed fool and sit hisself down in . chair and stuck his muddy boots in the oven on top of c pan of gingerbread wich Mrs. Hotchkiss was a-golng to have for sup per. Mrs. Hotchkiss stated that Eben might think that was all her gingerbread was good for, but he was mistaken. At the present time Eben's whereabouts is unknown.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10
Bdshs-Bsesy BsIlisoss- -Bussiias
The Leading Paper of the counsyi

We don't like to be always fussing and complaining erbout first one thing and then another in our editorial eol- lum, but the re-appointinent of Jabe Parker as the town sooperviser of roads by the County Commissioners stirs our blood up worsen enny spring medisen we ever took Everybuddy in this here town ship knows how turrihle the road was through Bingville last winter and how turrible it's a-going to be next | winter unless it is repaired in the mean while. We have kept our editorial mouth shet erbout this matter jest as | long as we be a-going to. We have hoped and waited and waited hoping against hope, as you might say, that | Jabe Parker would improve the main street in Bingville, but Jabe he hain't done a blamed lick and so now we be a-going to be heerd from at this writing Whut the timenashion was Jabe Par ker eleckted sooperviser of road for annyhows Was he eleckted, we ask, to this offise of homer and responsi- bility with the understandin that he was to set around Hen Weathersbys store all day long a-whittleun with his jack | knife? Is that whut a sooperviser is supposed to do? How can a sooper- wiser soopervise and whittie at the same time!
 Whut has Jabe did sinst he was eleckted to help the condishion of the road through Bingvillei He hasn't did d blamed thing He hauled one load of stone and dumpt them into a hole in front of Ranse Hillyer's house, but they was more than enuff stone to fill the hole and as a result Ranse had to change the hinges on his driveway gate 50 as to swing it the other way to, and they has been a pile ot stone in the road over and have the respeckted citizens of Bingville knock their shins against on dark mites. Only last week Bill Hepburn. our artistiek blacksmith, driy over them in a hurry and was throwd clean over into the small duck pond and was completely soused.
 Jabe don't seem to have a mite oi sents when it comes to improving s road--if he had of divided up then stones and put part of em in some holeI and part of em in another, if would o been a good cal better
 The main street of Bingville Is a dis grace and several blots to our growif town, and somethink we ort to be tur tible ashamed of. When a strange, passes thru our midst he purity nee brakes his neck before he gifts pas through, and then he goes away ana tells whot a awful town this Is, wici fiacherly don't do US enny particklei good to speak of.
 Think whot the condishion of thi road was last winter when it rained anC showed, and look at it today with tn mud olmost hub-deep in some places Last winter it lookt as if Snake Cricl had changed its course and was running down Main street, and at one tim Hank Dewberry vowed and declare' that the bottom had dropt oaten Goot ehie Pond and Bingville would have tn biggest freshet it ever had on hei hands.
 Our policy as set forth in this issu of the Bugie is for better roads imme Idiate. and if Jabe Parker, our good
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10
POsH1s From Sally
To Edtr. Buwi.

To Edkr. Buwl.
 have been ast so much Iz4eIy by our respectful citisens ana sOssiety feeders, and you to have asst me sev- eFnl times yourself, to write . powtm on spring, ana thinkim that y0u might want to sit fin it ns soon as you eould I am oHerin tt to you now. I don't want enny money fer ft a@ if is enufR pIesheF for me to know that you Hike it. SALLY HOsKINs.
 SPRING. BEAUTIFUL SPRING. Thts has been . hard winter and we've mostly
 lived on mush. we've had snow and cola and part the time
 slush.
 But now March is here and spring time has
 came.
 The slush is fast sOine and the snow turned
 to faine.
 while the sprinsis upon us snd it we can't stop We know for som weeks that we must wade We wimmin can stay home and skold and scrub, While we see the men folks traekin in mud. But ell this win be paid for, With Joy and bliss
 By the sweet gentle sellers as they ,.-. wait the ist spring kiss. And on the hiiisides now covered with snow %
 deep
 We will soon see grAsin beautiful sheep. We will soon hear the musiek of bleatin young
 lams
 And soon hear the plating of nOySey old rams. And soon the men folks in the feelds will be
 woTkin Except the loafers that ct Hens will be iurkin, And soon ali the folks here. yon and thair, VIII list to the karoling of sweet song birds
 in ths sir. Then let us mortafH sing sing this ia spring.
 butiful spring. uprfng. And when the fionrs bloom on the hillside and
 the hens begin to lay I And eggs are gittin cheeper each day And with all the comforts that these things bring Let us all sing sing Spring. Spring, Butiful
 sprinR SALLY HOSKINS.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10
Church Closed Lasf Sunday

Deacon Butterworth ct more than his ushual quantity of beans satterday night and thinks he overloaded his stummick. As he didn't sleep as well as ushual he got up airiy Sunday morning and went over to the church to build a fire, be- ing as it was quite cold and he ollus likes to have 1t hot and mise in the amen corner. and as he went up the front porch of the church he saw a big skunk a-layin there a-sunnin hisself Feelin kinder cross from loss of sleep the Dea- con attempted to shoo the animal away when somethink disagreeable happened; then the Deacon changed his mind and also his clothes when he got home. This accounts for no services being held Sun day and the Deacon buyin a new suit of clothes offen Hen Weathersby.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10
Hens Garden TrampSd Up

Hen Billings planted his garden last week and went to good cal of pains stoopin over and most brcakin his back to plant everythink in straight lines. He put in Ietus, onions. radishes, beans, peas, etc, etc. to numerous to mensaion. well, that same night erbout 2 o'clock in the mornin Blge Barker's old white mare come along and broke down the fence Into the garden, and Hens dog chased her all over his vegetable beds trampin them all down and now he will haft to plant all over again. Hen talks some of goin to law erbout 1t unless
 Bige settles. Bige says he aint re sponslbIe for whot his mare does.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10
Hat Enuft for Once

Hod slocumb was orfully surprised tother morning when he drunk haff a cup of coffee at one gulp to find it so blamed hot that 1t burned his mouth and also his stummiek and he caikilates 1t also parbolled his stumHlick for him. Mrs. slocomb got tired of heariRe Hod Rrowl beeus the coffee was cold, so she thort she would give him aome hot eoffee once and see how hs liked IS He'd he didn's like ita
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10

fer-nothin sooperviser, don't do some thin to our street to make it better, we will write another red-hot editorial that will make him blink, by Hen!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10

shot it to keep in pracktis. He says if he had of shot this fox last winter the pelt would of ben worth somethink to him. That's the perversity of things, Yves.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10
Does 6 Your Head Feel
 Stuffed Up?

sr This winter I kstched c0Rd several times by getting my feet wet or leaving my bedroom windsR open and afore I knowed 1t nay head begin to feel like Q. punlktn. I set to work and experlmented with eamfer.-
 menthoi glisserine and some other
 things and made a internal head
 wash. It is made to mun up your nose and guarantee st atRemg anun Co clear the thickesk
 head in Bingvi1le. tried it and I thot the whole entire roof of my head was coming on 90 says - to myseif t is too strong for
 humans and reduced
 the strength of 1t and now ofFeF ft for sale
 at 10 cts. per pint. Ike Doo- little tried 1t and sed it nxt him an right, and says if Yves WoOdruM took one dose he'd never ksteh mnuthsr skunk as long as he Mvoss - Yours fer stuffed heads,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-10
Country Correspondence
cAT.AMrrY coRNERH.

SaAA4a@%AAAA SOANANA4AhRs Ezekiel enodgrass had his yr. old colt shod at the Go. seat last week. Zeke took him to Bill Hepburn first and Bill ordered Zeke to clear out with his iriauitabhion of a mule less he desired to have the colt killed on the spot. Miss zeiia Comstock aint been well for spell back on account of a weak back from doing the family washing. but we hope she will soon be back to good
 health. se
 Amri Haines is serving on a jury owe.
 to the Go. seat for few weeks and is
 wearing boiled shirt for the first time in his life. Amri says he ia a-going
 to try to get steady job on the jury
 as he don't haft to do nothing but listen
 to loryers and vote for the best talker. Gideon Hawkins Sundayed with his brother Bale in Bingville Sunday and fell offen his horse twice before he could get started for home. Cid says Bale
 never serfds his gests away on e empty stummick. .....
 Bill Wilson's. dog gov m the pantry unbeknownst to ennyhnddy last Satter-
 day and ct two dressed fowls before he 1 was diskivered. Bill says he don't care
 very much erbout it as they was orful old hens and tufferin sole leather.
 News are scaircer than common this
 week. R. U. ON. ANTIOCH.
 Seeing as how So menny lokalitys are
 being represented by news being printed in the collums of your fily respecktable
 paper thot praps a few items from this seckshion of the country might prove to be interestin to Bingville readers and | friends.
 Sim Hodgkins went to Blngville with his uncle last week Sim says if the
 world Is as big the other way as 1t | is that way it Is a buster.
 Ben Simpson was notised sittin in Mrs.
 Jane Hawkins parlor by some of the 1 naberes last Sunday night. Wich one
 of the girls sowed the button on for ! you, Ben? 'st... Jake Saunders hunted for three qtrs. | of a day last Friday for a old boot leg
 to make strap hinges out of for his
 chicken coop door. Jake says what's | the use payin cts. for hinges at the store when you can make them for 1 nothink. "Ekonnomy is my strong pint" | says Jake.
 Hiram Wilkins bet Jim Rawiins he could turn a handspring tother day and | tried to. Hi turned round on his head
 two or three times and landed ker-plunk on his stumnick knockin the wind outen 1 him also renchin his back besides. The protrackted meetin closed at Scrog- | gins Run Wednesday night ruther sud | dint. The house ketched Ire from Slime | Windows lantern. Two of the nabers | and i've pails of worter put 1t out.
 This is all can think of this time
 Mir. Editor. If you can print this much
 obliged. APOLLO.
The daily sentinel., 1908-03-05
sheriff's sale.

By virtue of special execution
issued out of the Clerks office of the
County Court of Mesa County and
State of Colorado, and to me direct
ed. whereby l am commanded to
make the suna of One Hundred
Ninety-one dollars and sixty-one
cents, ($191.61, together with the
further sum of Twenty-Five dollars
and sixty-seven cents, C$22.67) costs
accrued in said cause, as well as the
costs of this execution and sale and
costs of suit, the amount of a certain
Judgment recently obtained against
Ella Sullivan and in favor of Jennie
N. Sumner, out of the lands, tene-
ments, goods and chattels of the said
Ella Sullivan I have levied on
the following property to-wit: Lots
one (1) and two CD in block one
hundred and thirty-eight 13S) in
the city of Grand Junction, Mesa
County, Colorado.
THEREFORE,, according to said
command, I shall expose for sale, at
public auction, all the right, title
and interest of the above named
Ella Sullivan in and to the
above described property, on Tues
day, the 31st day of March, A. d.
1908, at 10 O'Clock a. m. at the east
front door of the county court house
in Grand Junction, Mesa County,
Colorado.
Dated at Grand Junction, Colo,
this End day of March, A. ID. 1908.
C. F. SCHRADER,
Sheriff of Mesa County.
Carnahan & VanHoorebeke,
Attorneys.
Date of first pub. March 3. 1908.
Date of last pub. March 81, 1908.
The daily sentinel., 1908-03-05
INNOCENCE ONLY
WILL THEY
WEAR

Winnipeg. Man, March 5.-Ten
thousand stalwart men and fair wo-
men, clad in the costume popularity
supposed to have been affected by
Adam and Eve before the fall, will
form a spectacle that may shock the
eyes of the people of the Mississippi
valley this spring.
This army clothed in innocence
and nothing else, will be composed
of the Doukhobors, the religious ia
natics who were settled in the west
ern Canadian provinces by the do
minion government several years
ago. The leaders have announced
that the promised land lies to the
South, in the valley of the Missis-
sippi, and already preparations are
being made by the faithful for the
great pilgrimage.
Owing to the proclivities of the
Doukhobors to cast off their cloth
ing always scant, whenever the eli
mate will allow, and to depend for
sustenance upon God and the people
through whose territory they march,
the United States authorities will
likely have much trouble In inducing
the fanatics to comply with the laws
of the land.
The daily sentinel., 1908-03-05
CLARENCE DARROW
WILL DEFEND
FRIEND

Warren. o., March 5.-When Al
ford Kinsman, wealthy resident of
Kinsman, this county, faces jury
this month to answer to the charge
of Staying George Birrell, he will
have as his leading counsel Clarence
Darrow, the famous Chicago attor-
ney who successfully defended Hay
wood and Pettibone, the western la
Dor leaders. Darrow and kinsman
were schoolmates, and although the
distinguished attorney is still suffer-
ing from the illness that sent him
from Idaho to a Los Angeles hos
pital. he has promised to come to the
defense of his former companion.
Birrell is alleged to have been killed
by Kinsman as the result of quar-
rel over the settlement of the estate
Of the latter's father, of which Birrell
WAS trustee.