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There is. however, one man OF great
abilities. not a member of this house
Qord Lyndhurst). but whose talents
and whose holiness have placed him
in the topmost place in his party
who, disdaining all lmposture, ana
thinking IL the best course TO appeal
directly to the religious and national
antipathies of the people OF this couh.
try-abandoning all reserve, and
fiinging of the slender veil by which
his political associates affect TO GOV
err although they cannot hide, their
motives-distinctly and audaCiousiy
tells the Irish people that they are
not entitled. 10 the same privilege as
Englishmen; and pronounces them, III
any particular which could enter his
minute enumeration of the clrcun'-
stances by which ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Is
created. In race. identity. and religion
to be aliens--to be aliens In race
TO be aliens in country-to be aliens III
religion.
Aliens, Good God. Was Arthur
Duke of Wellington, III the house o.
lords, and did he not start up and
exclaim, Hold, have seen the aliens
do their duty" The Duke OF Well
ington is not a man or an cxrftdofN
temperament. His mind is of cast
TOO martial TO be easily moved; bu',
notwithstanding his habitual !nfiexi-
bility. / cannot help thinking that
when he heard his Roman Catholic
countrymen lfor we are his country
mem designated by phrase as OIL
fensive as the abundant vocabulary
of his eloouent confederate could SUP
ply cannot help thinking that he
ought to have recollected the many
fields of fight in which we have been
contributors TO his renown." Tho pat
ties. sieges, fortunes that he has pass
ed" ought TO have come back upoi.
him. He ought TO have rememDere
that from the earliest achievement In
which he displayed that military
genius which has placed him fore-
most In the annals OF modern war
fare down to that last and surpass-
ing combat which has made his name
imperishable-from Assaye to Water
loo--the Irish soldiers. with whom
your armies are filed. were the insep-
a,able auxiliaries TO the glory WIN
which his unparalleled successes have
been crowned Whose were the arms
that drove your bayonets at Vimiera
through the phalanxes that never
rceled in the shock Of war before?
What desperate valor climbed the
steeps and filled the meats at Bada-
ios9 All his victories Should have
rushed and crowded back upon his
memory-vimiera Badajos, Salaman,
ca. Albuera. Toulouse, and, last of all
The greatest
Tell me. for you were there APP
neal 10 the gaffsffft =EeiaieF=safurr=Tsrr
lSir Henry HaFdinge@1- from whose
opinions | differ, but who bears,
know. n generous heart In an intrepid
breast tell me. for you must needs
remember--on that day when the des1
tinIes of mankind were trembling in
the balance-while death fell In show
ers when the artillery OF France was
leyeIled with n precision of the most
deadly science-when her legions. In
cited by the voice. and inspired by the
example OF their mighty leader. rush
ed again and again To the onset--teli
me if. for an instant when, to hest.
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tate for an instant was to be lost, the
aliens blenched?
And when at length the moment for
the last and decisive movement had
arrived, and the valor which had so
long been wisely checked was ut last
let loose-when, with words familiar,
but immortal. the great captain COM
manded the great assaulted me, !.
Catholic ireland. with less heroic
valcr than the natives of this your
own glorious country, rrecipita,ei her.
self upon the foe? The blood OF Eng
land Scotland. and OF ireland flowed
in the same stream and drenched the
same field. When thu chill morning
dawDed, their dead lay cold ami stark
tbgether-in the same deep pit their
bodies were deposite1--the green corn
5prrrg re- now breaking from their
commingled dust-the dew falls from
heaven upon their union in the grave
Partakers in every perrin the glory
shall We not be permitted to partici.
pate; and shall we De told, as a re.
quital. that we are estranged from the
mobile country for whose salvation our
ife-Dlood was poured out?
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Friday. August q.
1903.
A Great General as President.

number OF striking Incidents OF
the difficulties OF General Grant I'm
changing his point or view from that
or military commander to the chief
civll magistrate of the United States
are, given in Carl Schurz's reminis.
cences in McClures Magazine for
September.
The cloakroom of the Senate.
says MT. Schurz, where senators
amused one another with the gossip
OF the day. continued to buzz with an
eedotes about President Grants curl
Gus notions OF the nature and func-
lions of civil government. One OF these
anecdotes. told by a senator who was
considered one OF the best lawyers
In that body and one OF the most jeal-
Gus OF the character Of his profession,
was particularly significant. He heard
rumor that Presiden; Grant was
about To remove a federal Judge in one
OF the territories. OF the United States.
The senator happened to know that
Judge as lawyer OF excellent ability
and uncommon fitness for the lench,
and be went to the president 10 rem.
onstrate against so extreme meas
Ire as the removal Ola Judge tiness-
there Were cogent reasons for Il con
nected with 1.-THE administration of the
office
President Grant admitted that. as
far as he knew. there was no allega-
ton Of the unfitness OF the Judge.
but he added. the governor o. the
territory writes me that he cannot get
along with that nudge at al end is
very anxious TO he rid OF him: and
think the governor Is entitled %
have control OF his siaff' The sena-
tor closed his story by saying that he
found 1t To be delicate as well as
q difficult Job TO make the great ger.
eral IN the chair OF the president az
the United States understand how
different the relations between ter
ritorial governor and "A federal Judge
were from those between q military
commander and his staff officers The
anecdote was received by the listen.
ers With a laugh. bur the mirth was
not far from head-shaking apprehen-
sion. However. there being sincere
and perfect goodwill on both sides.
things went on pleasantly in he ex-
pcctation that the military hero at
the mead OF the government would
learn what he needed To know and
that the men in political places OF
power would treat him with due con-
sderation and fairness"
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AZ 1--WE o'clock il was extraordinarily
dark and cold.
Arbuthnot, growing restless, suggest
ed that II would be soon time TO de-
part. but Strong reminded him that,
whereas they were sitting III dark
ness. the plains TO the westward OF the
glaciers were probably still bathed III
the evening sunshine.
-..Ia-anx case Strong said, Il do
not propose to start till 10 o'clock or
SO Even then we should be outside
Budapest before midnight If we do
not make the trip in still shorter
time"
Two OF the men gathered dried. and
dead branches that had fallen from
some OF the. decaysd -piNes about rher'
ard built a huge fire.
The flames shot up and cast great
glare over the racing river and upon
the rocks Immediately about theio; bat
the glare only served to intensity the
dark, uncanny darkness which shut
them In like a wall on every side.
Al 10 o'clock, leaving the camp as
1t stood. Strong ordered the party into
me VICTOR and in few minutes Lang
ley got the airship under way. She
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ToDAY'S BEST STORY.
Exercised His Preroeative.

Once when Macready was perform
ing at the theater at Mobile, Ala, his
manner at rehearsal displeased one OF
the actors, a native American of pure
western type. This Claudius In Ham
let" resolved TO get even" with the
star for many supposed offenses. and
in his way he carried out his purpose.
When in the last scene Hamlet stab
bed the usurper. he reeled forward
and, after most spasmodic finish.
stretched himself out precisely IN the
place Hamlet required for his own
death. Macready, much annoyed, wills
pered fiercely:
Die farther up the stage. sir.
The monarch lay insensible, upon
which. in still louder voice, the
Hamlet growled:
Die farther up the stage, sir.
Hereupon the Claudius, sitting up,
observed.
II believe I'm king here. and III die
where | please"
The tragedy concluded without mere
ado.-New York Sun.
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a Mutual Wish.

II wish | were an ostrich" sair
Hicks. angrily. as he tried TO eat one
of his wife's biscuits, but couldn't
wish you were, returned Mrs.
Hicks. I'D get a few feathers for my
hat "=FOstOn TransCript.
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One Friend Gone.

Nell-Maude has lost friend in
Jack
Belle-Why. have they quarreled?l
Nell-No: they are marr1ed.-Phi
adelphia Record.
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pennant chasers.

Frcddie's Mother--My son. my high
est ambition is that you will be- like
your father.
Freddie-All right, I'm going to the
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ATheory.

They say that millionaires with
curtailed incomes suffer more thar
poor people under similar circum.
stances"
"On what grounds, sir?"
IL Spose on the theory that it's
harder to give up terrapin than
corned beef. kansas City Journal.
Big peaches are at the top OF the
crate because they we're picked last
and had more time TO grow. That's
the explanation.
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An instance.

THE way To get away with anything
in this world. my boy. is 10 stick TO
it--sticksto it,"
Yep. that's the way the cat got
away with the fly paper just now
Houston Post.
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The records of the Empire
Trust Company, OF New York,
which is the agent in that state
for the sale of stock transfer
stamps, show that A. o. Brown
& Co., the New York brokerage
firm which was forced this week
to suspend business, purchased
but $4,000 worth of stock trans
fer stamps during July and
August. 1908. OF that amount
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The Amateur oardener.

Yes. sir. I must make trip to
China"
Why in the world do you want to
go to the other side OF the globe?"
Il want to- see II the seeds | plant
cd have come up.
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A Reform Needed.

They tell me Roosevelt - great"
THE oyster sadly said,
That he can do most anything
To which his fancy's led.
IL that's the case. ! wish that he'd
Compel folks near and Tar
TO spell the names OF all the months
Without the letter II.
Robert T. HARDY.
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ball game. Pas there.-Chicago
News
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Those TAN Ones.

John, must have one Of those
skyscraper hats"
"All right, wife. Get the milliners
10 submit designs and competitive
bids Louisville Courief-Journal.
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II You Can't Steal
and Get Away With 1t,
Get OF the Street!

That's What the New York Stock
Exchange Will Say 10 Brown &
Co. II the Investigation War.
rants lt-Speeulators Are
Of No Concern.
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A wash sale is sale that is not sale at all

ceved through two trading understanding
purpose wash" and matched sales to stimulate
unsuspeng in something like the pres
of few flies the sticky attracts other flies
get the paper whole do the gubes ever
of market with their them
The broker doesn't what becomes of them though tor ne IS
getting $1,000 worth of business handled
through him. whether the wins or loses
market the commissions Tor the
cky the purposes Of stimulation
This investigation by Exchange being
,.d nth an, ;nter+on Of making market investments any safer
in the future for the spectators.
being conducted behalf Of the Stock Exchange whose
may heavy through the Brown failure
of of the collapse is said to have been mistakes
properly matching sales Hues by inexperienced representa-
tives having fake sales legitimate
The Stock Exchange probably really striving get proof Of
for the of unseang member who doesn't Know
how to steal without getting caught at it.
investing public profit by the probing of The
failure only through thieves falling
while they betting that the
shells that would have lost they
had guessed three, under any of them
they go right back the game and the threecard
shell artist always welcome the fellows
who think they than he is
saying holds very good the the
unophscated gambler market and that is You can't
beat a at his game
long public led up for slaughter
hands of sharks n Wal-st?
How long before and who hope for riches
night the fall of the market will realize that there
is though slower way?
many exposures of the crooked methods
employed fleeing before will them they
what they would acquire for their possessions in
this brokerage and another after another
follows financial the emphasized that that
gained without substantial effort good money
will last
Water will its level and gained without the holder
having produced go hands who will pro-
OF it.
And then the bankrupt
Then maybe disgrace and disonor least the bankruptcy
and life failure.
it better begin today work with will
with what Lord
has fallen sadly and heavily upon
will have to begin all again.
There is only right
And there another truth:
"A bird in the hand is worth in the BUSH"
Detroit without pels stock gambling
There a number of who have lawyers
present the endeavo what claimed belonging
them from the defunct of Cameron Currie & Co.
to have
side OF the they charge
Developments show that the failure Of Cameron Cure
loose business methods and in
questionable methods alleged by creditors.
4
methods ofc
of chips Cameron cure
in
would
further
which will supply HuGhes
hereas
gambling that should prohibited
prohibit gambling in stocks which IS worse7
Who a a 70
quit he las a Of
Of his sight and takes longer for him to awake
he 6 being robbed
he
unsophisested who rich by making
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The ought-to.be man, as rule, isn't.
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CHAPTER xxIx.-(continued.)

SHEY unshipped some Of the
powerful lights from the VIC
tor and kept them going from
Il the batteries in the airship.
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Famous Gems of Prose
OF IRELAND
By RICHARD LABOR Shell.

1sc Commons. municipal
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purchased Aug and $1,000 on Aug TO-
published reports that the firm traded IN over 10000
shares of stock on Saturday last the fact 1t should
stamps comply with the requirements
o transfer law
Yet there any purchase of stamps by tins h
provide number which would DC
required for the transactions Oh TINS s
day
Stock Exchange houses frequently buy stamps from o'ne
Exchange instead of from the agent OF the Ms
usually only emergencies and for reey
discrepancy between the amount OF stamps
purchased the published OF the amount OF business
Co last Saturday would seem to SUD-
charge wash sales which has been quite genea
made connection with the failure
The investigation by the Stock Exchange ana the
made that when all the facts known STOCK sanong
which will bring into more common
than it held the time
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
PRESCRIBED cUTlcURA
After Other Treatment Falled-Raw
Eczema on Baby's Face Had
Lasted Three Months-At Last
Doctor Found Cure.

"Our baby boy broke out with &c.
zema on his face when one month old
One place on the side Of his face the
size Of a aielel was raw like beefsteak
for three months, and he would cry
SW when l bathed the parts that were
sore and broken out. gave him
three months treatment from a good
doctor. but at the end Of that time the
child was no better. Then my doctor
recommended Cuticura. After using
a cake Of Cuticura Soap. third Of a
box Of Cuticura Ointment, and half a
bottle Of Cuticura Resolvent he was
we'll and his face was as smooth as any
baby's. He Is now two years and a
half old and no eczema has reappeared.
Mrs. M. l.. Harris, Alton, Kan, May
IA and June ~, 1907"
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BUT WAS 1T THE SAME MELoNi
Paper Carried by Darky Amounted
Almost to Perpetual Permit.

"a negro just loves a watermelon"
said Representative Johnson of South
Carolina. Strange, too, that when o
policeman sees a negro with a melon
at an unreasonable hour he has 1t
right down that the darby has stolen
that watermelon. heard a story about
a policeman who met negro in the
early hours Of the morning, and he
had big melon on his shoulder.
81 see you have a melon thereT
Eyes, sah,' answered the darby.
Use got err melon; but Use fixed fer
you, sah,' and pulling out paper he
handed II to the officer, who read:
This bearer of this is o. X. He paid
me ten cents for the melon, and he
is a pillar in the church. James
Elder
"'You are fixed said the officer.
"Dat's what lowed answered the
negro, and he moved on."-Washing-
ton Herald.
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How Her Life Was Saved When Bit
ten BY a Large Snake.

How few people there are who are
not afraid of snakes. Not long ago a
harmless little garter snake fell on
the wheel Of an automobile which was
being driven by woman. The woman
promptly tainted and the car, left to
its own resources, ran into a stone
wall and caused a serious accident.
The bite Of poisonous snake needs
prompt attention. Mrs. X. M. Fishel,
Route No. 1, Box 40, Dillsburg, Pa,
tells how she saved her life when bit
ten by a large snake.
ION August 29, 1906, was bitten
on the hand twice by large copper
head snake. Being a distance from
any medical aid, as a last resort l
used Sloan's Liniment, and to my as
constituent found 1t killed all pain and
was the means of saving my life.
am the mother of four children and
am never without your Liniment."
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AN INTERESTING
CHEMICAL EXPERIMENT
Any Child Can Do 1.-THE Result 10
Almost Like Magie-Uscful, Too.


Almost Like Magic-UscfuI, Too.
Anything In the nature OF a chem
ical experiment is always interesting
and usually educatlve. Here is sim
pie experiment which any child can
perform and which Is instructive In a
very practical way: Get bit Of White
Lead about the size of pea, a piece
Of charcoal, a common candle in a
candlestick, and blow.pipe. Scoop
out little hollow In the charcoal to
hold the White Lead, then light the
candle, take the charcoal and lead in
one hand and the blow-pipe In the
other, with the large end OF the blow
pipe between the lips; blow the flame
OF the candle steadily against the bit
OF White Lead on the charcoal and II
the White Lead is pure It will pres
emily resolve itself into little shining
globules of metallic lead, under the
intense heat Of the blow.pipe, leaving
no residue.
II, however, the White Lead is adul-
terated In the slightest degree, II will
not wholly change into lead. So, It
will be seen, that this experiment is
not only an entertaining chemical
demonstration, but also Of practical
use in the home. White Lead is the
most important ingredient of paint
II should be bought pure and unadul.
terated and mixed with pure linseed
oil. That is the best paint. The
above easy experiment enables any
one to know whether the paint is the
kind which will wear or not.
The National Lead Company guar
antee that white leai taken from q
package bearing their Dutch Boy
Painter" trademark will prove abso
lutely pure under the blow.pipe test
and to encourage people to make the
test and prove the purity Of paint be
fore using 1t, they will send free q
blow-pipe and valuable booklet on
paint to anyone writing them asking
for Test Equipment. Address Ma
tional Lead Company. Woodbridge
Building, New York City.
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Too Risky.

where is old Postmaster Daniel?"
asked the drummer.
Resigned last week." drawled the
loafer in the Beacon Ridge post office.
What caused the old man to re.
sign?"
why, hehread In the paper that the
Florida people were shipping live ALI
gators through the mail. Said he
could stand queen bees, but when it
came to live alligators he drew the
line, because he had never learned to
be a circus trainer, be gosh"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications, as they cannot reach the dis
eased portion Of the There IL only one way 70
cure deafness, and that by remedies
Deafness 10 caused by an inhamsd condition of the
mucous lining Of the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube 10 innsmed you have rumbling sound or i'm.
perfect hearing and when Is entirely closed, Deaf
10 the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored TO It's normal condi'
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten caused by Catarrh. which IL nothing
bat an innamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness tcaused by catarrhl that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for circulars, free.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O
Sold by Druggists, Use.
Take falls Family Pills for constipation.
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In q Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT.EAsE

A powder. It cures painful, smart.
Ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all Druggists, Csc. Accept no sub.
stitute. Trial package, FREE. Ad-
dress A. s. Olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
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Glass Favoritism.

"The Indian appropriation bill puts
an end to the relations of the Ave
tribes, I notice." remarked Reeder,
looking up from his paper.
"Humph!" growled Grump, whose
w.fe's cousin is making protract-
were Indians. kansas City Times.
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and trouble with the kidney secretions
This was my state when / began with
Doan's Kidney Pills. They helped me
from the first and four boxes made a
complete, lasting cure"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a
box. Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
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my back grew veal
and lame and J
could not stooI
without a s h arp
pain. 1t was Just
as bad when I tried
to get up from a
chair. l was Ian
guild and listless
and had much pair
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Dolnu True Work.

It is not by regretting what is ir.
reparable that true work is to be done,
but by making the best Of what we
are. 1t is not by complaining that we
have not the right tools, but by using
well the tools we have.-Ruskin.
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TEA

Linger longer over it; let
it be steaming hot from
the earthen pot; and the
loveliest woman pour it.
Yourgroeer returns your money II you don't
IKE Seb'llings Best we pay him.
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Seek he Bright Things In Life.

Look out for the bright, for the
brightest side Of things, and keep the
face constantly turned toward 1t; you
will then shed happiness alor g your
way like the summer SUM-. Julius
bentham.
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A man isn't absolutely fool unless
ne can be fooled the same way twice
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CLASSIFIED.

Printer-Where shall I put the an
nouncement Of Alderman Dodgers re.
tirement?
Editor - Under Public Improve
ments."
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Common Sense the Main Factor

One pound of learning requires ten
pounds of common sense to apply It
Persian Proverb.
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LANeUIp AND WEAK.
A Condition Common with Kidney
Trouble and Backache.

Mrs. Marie Siphe, 416 Miller ST.,
Helena, Mont, says. Three years age
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lmportan, IN Motbera-

Examine carefully every bottle Of
infants and children, and see that II
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04

There is need for Garfield Tea when the
skin is sallow, the tongue coated, and
when headaches are frequent.
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PettIt's Eye saIve First Sold In 1907

100 years ago, sales increase yearly, wonder.
full remedy; cured millions weak eyes. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
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or course you never took advantage
OF any one.
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Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethinE, sofens the gums, reduces IN
nammston, allays pain, wind collie 2Sc bottle