Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-07

Mckinley memorial fund to providing
school for the education of fathers
and mothers.
Mosquitoes are funny things as well
ss being dangerous medically annoy.
ing physically and distasteful when
served on buttered toast or with \
delicious champignon sauce. They
have habits, too, OF biting, biting on
the nose just when one is about to
get into a nice snooze, or almost cart.
ing your hand away when out on the
! lanai and said hand Is encircling
some enticing figure. Did you ever
see, mean feel them on the o. r.
& l.. trains. Well along with their
nice cars. the railroad has nice lamps
one at each end, throwing a sixteenth
Of a candle power light each, and last
but not least and returning to the
original subject, they have nice, nice
mosquitoes. Surely they are import
ed along with some Of the company's
other paraphernalia for the comfort
of the passengers, at all events that
Is the reason for which | thought they
were there-but | was mistaken they
were there to keep the conductors
awake. The last time rode over the
line, actually captured one of these
birds and took him or her home for a
souvenir, and discovered the real rea.
son for their being there. This one
had evidently had imbibed freely OF
the Conductor because when | acct
IDENTITY smashed 1t, heard faint
voice say Tickets, please. Tickets.
!. :. 1.
The haoles and the Hawaiians are
not the only voters in the Territory
of Hawaii who have learned the real,
true value of the franchise and the
advantages which may be obtained
10y its possession. Our japanese
friends, who promise some day to
play very important part in Ha.
waiian politics, are learning.
| was wandering about the Capitol
( building a few days ago, waiting for
His Excellency the Governor, to send
Nor me. and open up his heart on the
7 Tax Office squabble when | was ap.
! preached by a japanese who is pretty
/ we'll known to a good many Govern
/ ment officials. He sidled up ard
button.ho!ed me.
Say" he said, what you think
about politics?"
rae Obliged to confess that
didn't think much about that parti
Culaf branch Jl social economics
why do you want TO known"
asked. ...r. ..".r
, "a want 10 know who you think be
sheriff next time" returned my in
9 GHaimg. % informel him that there
aeir good many other people who
I wnuii be slightly interested in know
ing the same thing, But what ia
YOU care who is sheriff." / inquired
Curiously.
4 please excuse. Me, got natural
lzation paper say | can vote, and the
japanese pulled from his pocket o
. document dated back in the days OF
the monarchy which informed the
world that he had been duly natural
lied and made a subject of the King
dom.
ME, ! can vote. Please excuse.
think me entitled to guv'ment job"
Sure, kela. What's the use of hav
ing a vote II you can't get q Job out
of It? ... .,
c. ]. Hutchins, Commissioner o.
Public Instruction, is somewhat of &
reconteur and is able on occasion t
! liven up the not over-exciting meet
inGs of the Board of Education b!
telling a story which apropos to thu
subject under discussion.
At the last meeting of the BoarC
n communication from certain ildig
nant parents was received, asking tn,
removal of two teachers because the!
had told some of the children tina
the condition of said children wa
not as clearly as 1t might be. Thi
reminded Hutchins, and as soon a
the Board had adjourned he told
story of an incident which he sal,
had been reported to him by lad
friend who teaches in San Francisco
The teacher had a pupil who's
name might have been William II h
had not been an Italian. AS 1t was
his name was Tony. Tony was no
overly studious, and he was ais
somewhat remiss in the use of soa
and water. He had been many time
admonished by the teacher, but with
out effect. Finally Teacher wrote
note to his mother, in which she sta
ted that Tony not only wouldn'
study, but that he was not clean. L
fact, he smelled bad,
Next day Tony brought Teacher
reply from his mother. Dear Teach
en-" 1t ran. TONY amt no rost
, Don't smell him; learn him."
/ DR.. Robert II. Dawbarn cut strlE
of skin from his own body and graf