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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11
Literary Chickens.

An Indiana novelist with a love ft
the simple life moved to farm. saws ,
writer In Lippincott's Magazine. and
began raising chickens. When he hat
some Matched out, he soon noticed thai
they were languishing In their. coon,
and apparently about to die. He con,
suited a nelghbor.
What do you feed them p" asked th.
neighbor.
Feed them!' exclaimed the novelist
Why, don't feed them anything,.
Then how do you suppose they ar.
going to liver"
Il presumed" replied the nova,,st
with dignity, that the old hens had
milk enough for them now"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

church the ring must be blessed and
placed upon the third finger of the left
hand. The bishop of London may be
asked If this was a violation.
Opponents Of the little finger idea
cite Archbishop Farley's recent refusal
to participate In departures from rules
in regard to third finger rings.
In Europe Catholic clericals have
been ordered by the Pope to permit no
more such departures.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

DIR. Frederick A. Cook, who ascend
ed Mount Mckinley In Alaska after
other explorers had decided that 1t was
practically impossible. has set out to
reach the north pole. He Is In Green
land, where he will spend the winter
preparing to start north at the earliest
opportunity next summer. The first
part Of his journey will be over one
of the routes taken by Perry.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

the shoe during the
ope ra t | lon. OF
course, this means
rui n a t 10 n of the
chairs. To present
8 NC b spoliation q
New Jersey man
has d e signe d q
backing stand for
shoes which Is far
superior to a chair
and at the same time
very simple in con.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

ton expects the answer to be in dollars No other
than that which carries the dollar sign with 1t Is
considered Efforts which worth the dollar meas
efforts not worth expanding Somebody made
million dollars In certain line Of work-that is worth
while! Some one else has salary of 100000 year
to show for his the chances there?
To him there is chance in life that Is by
the possibilities Of above the necessities simple
living
Andrew Carnegie is an example Of the worlds master
of millions. Carnegie will not allow the mention Of dealt
In his presence IL he escape It, You young men
who have fixed your hopes in life for the accumulation of
a million dollars-have you any idea of how many mil
lions this Carnegie might give you In exchange for
your youth merely?
What 1t mean when the master of men and mil
lions in his old age will not suffer reference to death
In his presence? Simply that In this old age con-
Tossing the frultlessness of his past life con-
fesson of his failure in finding those things in life
which should have rlpened him. meowed him and given
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

II 1t Is true, as the st. Louis Globe
Democrat says, that money Is 80 plen-
tiful throughout the west that people
would rather pay railroad fare than
ride on passes" the extreme limit Of
prosperity has been reached.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

An English duke and his duchess
have turned one of their fine country
seats into factory for crippled work
ers, 1t appears, therefore, that even
among dukes and duchesses there are
some who do not devote themselves
wholly to mere foolishness.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

reconciliation between William
Waldorf Aston and King Edward is
said to have been effected. We have
known all along that it could only be
question of time when the king would
have to yield.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11
ABOUT THE WEDDING RING.
Woman's whim to Wear 1t On Little
Finger Raises Dfsputs

Woman's whim TO Wear 1t On Little
Finger Raises Dispute.
Only womans within She wouldn't
have the wedding ring on the third I'm
ger; she Insisted on the bridegroom
placing it on her little finger
Only d within, but 1t has made Mrs.
John Tyler Wheelwright. who was mar
ried in Washington the other day, one
of the most talked-of women In the
country.
Mrs. Wheelwright's hand was small
and chubby. The narrow gold band of
bondage looked better ON the fourth
finger, so she asked permission to 80
wear 1t from the austere Rev. DIR. Ro-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11
DO YOU KNOW YOUR aRocERp
He Respects the Woman Who Ii
Hard to Please,

He Respects the Woman Who Ii
Hard to Please.
Under the title, do You Know Your
GrocerT the editor of Woman's Home
Companion makes this comment:
There are few of the intimate de-
tails Of his business life which our
obllglng grocer does not wish you to
know. And that is why he sends a so
licitor to your kitchen door every
morning, why he assures you that your
children will be served as honestly and
promptly as yourself, and why he is
highly elated when you put In a tele-
phone and join his list Of telephone
customers.
1.-The telephone and the order clerk
or solicitor have probably done more
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

Nearly afty years have elapsed since
Driah A Boyden. Boston engineer.
deposited one thousand dollars with
the trustees OF the Franklin Institute
20 be awarded as a prize for determin-
light and other physical rays were
transmitted with the same velocity. 1t
was not until last summer that the
prize was won Mr.. Boyden doubted
the accuracy OF the experiments of
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

That accommodating man who mar
ried his wife 30 that she could get a
divorce, there being no record Of the
first marriage, run the risk of her
wanting to change her mind.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

A London physician claims that in
sanity can be cured by surgery, but
there are a good many cases of simple
idiocy that would require the removal
If the entire head.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11
cH1NA's DOOR MUST BE KEPT OPEN.
BY Secretary Taft.

Our merchants are being reused to
the Importance of the Chinese trade,
and they would view with deep con-
Germ any and all political obstacles to
It's maintenance and expansion. This
ceiling is likely to find expression in
he action of the American govern
nent.
American manufacturers to-day do
lot take the trouble to pack their
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

According to London chemists, two
thirds of the weight of girl is COM
posed of sugar. And the sweeter she
is the lighter she seems
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11
How He Gaf In

How did you get into this country
asked reporter of Chinaman. .wa,
II through the open door?"
No; through chink," replied tn,
Mongolian tersely.-Judge.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

A Pittsburg man recently lost a
$4,000 automobile because of the fact
that he forgot where he left 1t. 1t is
only in Pittsburg that people can af-
ford to be so careless with their play
things
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

There is another way of looking at
these big ocean steamships. The longer
the decks the farther the passengers
have to walk In crossing the Atlantic.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11
Every one an old Friend.

The Wife-What luckf
The Husband (wearily None what
ever.
The Wlfe-Were there no servant,
In the intelligence otticef
The husband (sadly)-Lots of them
but they had all worked for US before
Home Companion.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11
SHOE BLAcKINa STAND.

Gan BE Attached to Kitchen wall,
Occupying Little Space.
When polishing or brushing shoes
boys generally select chairs as the most
convenient article on which to sunnort
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

Oklahoma is coming into the Union
with population of something like
1,414,042, composed largely of all kinds
of people.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

A southern paper refers to the ruler
Of Great Britain as III. M. King, but
carelessly neglects to give his street
lumber.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

A Minneapolis man wants a divorce
because his wife belongs to the ely
ing Rollers" He probably hates to
be regarded as party to such nature
taking.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

Germany can see no reason why she
should be downcast. She lacks Lusl-
tania, but she has a Pommern.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

Does dentists go TO heaven, wulieY"
"sure. They lets 'em In SOS they kin
put gold crowns on the angels. Den.
yer Post
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11
EVERY MAN IS FOR RENT.
By John A Rowland.

Never before In the history of the United
States as a nation has 1t been more difficult to
find recruits Of first grade for those lines Of
human endeavor where the love Of doing and
the recompenses of a simple, earnest life are
stimulus and reward in one for such life
What is there in itT' has become the one
set question of the young man beginning the
world, and that young man asking the CUES
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

the old retrospect of life well spent
has allowed thousands the death made beautiful
by Bryant: Like that wraps the drapery Of his
couch about him and lies down to pleasant dreams"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

stand the thousands of employes-the
great army of American the best paid body
Of men and women In the world.
We have much to show the world evidence af Amer
cas- material greatness venture to say there ia
nothing in that respect that should regard with as
much pride the American pay roll 1t has no eouaI
anywhere. In large sense 1t has made the American
home, the American school and the American savings
bank the envy of the world tempting thousands to
shores every day. to share prosperity and our con-
tentment.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

When they see newly married cou-
pie, all that some women will say is
that The will get his eyes open some
day"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

The New York woman who offered to
sell her skin at dollar per square inch
evidently believes in the square deal.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11
THE UNEoUALED AMERICAN PAY ROLL
BY Secretary CorfeIvo

Victories of commerce call for high
courage-courage to plan broadly for
the future, courage to stick to plan
steadfastly to the end. Pluck and per-
sistence are the inspiring attributes of
American manhood, and they are typi-
fed in the American merchant.
No road Is too hard for the Ameri-
can business man to travel, no OBJ
stacle great enough to stop him 80 long
as he sees ahead something to be done.
Back of him, sharing in his successes
and not envying him his lust rawards
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

Just for variety, Try to make some
one happy besides yourself
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11

ecutve has reached the conclusion that for the various
departments of the federal government to seize
granted by the States and the people s ito protect
and defend the constitution" know not.
With equal frankness those of who have widely
different views, who love the constitution and
alone the memory but the wisdom Of It's framers
who believe that the powers wisely distributed be-
tween the States and the federal government and deem
that all past history proves t-shoud speak.
Many of the people have not found time to study the
history and the genesis of the constitution. IT, then,
there were no immediate danger Of effective seizure
of should, to protect the future, meet the
assault of the federaiss with equal vgor They
steadily at work teaching and preaching the doctrines
Of their sect
So those opposed to their views should sacrifice any
party feeling and interest and enter the lists open
champions of constitutional system in Its integrity
The time to do 1t is now. Some other year-aye
next year-may be too late.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-01-11
WARNING AGAINST FEDERALISM.
By Alton B. Parker.

The States and the people undertook by the
constitution TO fix the boundaries of each Of
the great departments Of government, beyond
which neither could pass. Upon the executive
no legislative or judicial power was conferred,
but he was charged to take care that the
laws be faithfully executed" and to protect
and defend the constitution of the United
States" By what process of reasoning the ex-
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-04-21
NOT PIRATES BUT
COMMON THIEVES

From being pirates. Soldiers Charles
Duesbury and Stephen Smith are now
charged with being just common
thieves. They stole the schooner Lady,
took her out to sea and wrecked her
but the Federal grand jury in an in
dictment returned before Judge Dole
yesterday simply charges them with
stealing stuff from her after she was
wrecked.
The indictnent alleges that these
two, from a certain American schoon-
er called Lady then and there the
property of Frederick c. Miller. the
said Frederick c. Miller being then
and there an American citizen. and the
said American schooner Lady being
then and there wrecked, lost. stranded.
and cast away upon a place within
the admiralty and maritime jurisdir-
ton Of the United States. to wit, upon
a reef and bank Of the Pacific Ocean
bordering on the Island of Oahu. In
the said Territory and District. felonI-
ously did plumber. steal, take and carry
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-04-21
W.ATK|NsON TRUSTEE
FOR OAHU bONDHOLDERS

Robert W. Atkinson has been ap-
pointed trustee under the deed of
trust of the Oahu Railway and Land
Company given to secure the bond is
sue of the company.
The appointment was made April 16
by w. F. Frear sole trustee under the
power given in the deed. The deed
was to w. F.. Frear and Thomas w.
Hebron. Hebron resigned some time
ago and Atkinson has been appointed
in his place. +
Declaration of appointment was filed
with Registrar Merriam yesterday.
1t is signed and executed by w. F.
Frear. 1t sets out the original ap-
pointment of Frear and Hebron, the
resignation of the latter and the fail
ure of the Oahu Railway and Land
Company to appoint a successor.
Wherefore under the powers given in
the deed Atkinson is appointed.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-04-21

Mrs. Nancy A. Greene, F. A. Grow
Mrs. F. A. Grow, S. Hose, Miss A. Y
| Irvine, E. NJ. Jewell, K. Kambe DR.
Chas. Mcdowell, Mrs. Chas. Mcdowell
A. G. Clark, Mrs. A. G. Clark, D.
Mckay, Miss Caroline L. Morgan and
maid, j. F.. Oglevee, Mrs. ]. F. Oglevee,
Chas. H. Pegg. C. Schmidt, VIM. Sher-
er Jr., T.. w. Skinner, w. l. Smith,
w. o. Strahie-, Miss Flora E. Strout,
K. Takaki, N. Takata, Miss Jennie l..
Woodwork, DIR. A. H. Worthington,
Mrs. A H. Worthington.
For Nagasaki: A. G. Clark, Mrs. A.
G. Clark.
For Shanghai: Chas. D. Ma Grath,
Mrs. Chas. D. Ma Grath, Mrs. L. Nos
enthal, Miss Gladys RosenthaL R. B.
Allen, Master Wesley Rosenthal, Miss
A. 1. Saltmarsh, n. I. Saunders, Mrs.
n. T. Saunders and infant.
For Hongkong: d. ]. Allen Jr.,
Chas. H. Allen, H. B. Atkins, D P
Bailey, Mrs. Harry L. Beckjord, E. G.
Beeson, Nus. E. G. Beeson, Miss L. C.
Benedict, Benz. F. Bennington, Charles
Berg, Paul Black, A. d. Boege, r. A.
Borel, A. C. A. Bortels, Harry L.
Brown, B. R. Bryce, Harry CampbeiI,
Rev. ]. S. Chandler, Mrs. j. S. Chand-
Ter, eugene P. Chase, S. B. Chestnut,
Alvardo B. Cober, P. A. Collins, Mrs.
P. A. Collins, c. w. Conlisk, Mrs C.
w. Conlisk, Donald Dunbar, Bert Ed
wards, Mrs. Bert Edwards, Miss Edith
Friedline, I. K. Friedman, Chas. A
Gilchrist, Miss Ida r. Glemser, Allen
G. Graham, Capt. VIM. Green, Chas.
A. Gunner, Otto Harwood, George Hof-
estetter, VIM. L. Johnson. Harry W.
knight, c. H. Kuan, Mrs. c. H. Kuan,
Walter H. Lackey, Martin Lauritsen,
Christ Lauritsen, James C. Lewis, Mrs.
James C. Lewis, Mrs. Loke Yen, Rod
erick Mackenzie, Jas. McKie J. F. Nc
Lehman, John G. Miller, Mrs. John G.
Miller, Mrs. Florence Moore, c. C.
Murphy, p. H. Murphy, Miss Frances
Niebuhr, Harry G. Palmer, A. d. Pier
son, Victor Ponet, Mrs. Victor Ponet,
A. E. Pope, Miss A. B. Riege, John ]. |
Roth, James H. E. Scott, Chester C. |
Smith, Harold A. Spilman, P. H. Stew
ems, Miss Genevieve Stevenson, Miss !
Mary Gale Taylor, Victor Uslaender, |
Mrs. Victor Uslaender, Y. G. Van In
gen, ]. D. Van Week, F. NJ. Ward. |
Mrs. F. NJ. Ward, Harry T. Wells, H.
VI. Wheeler, j. c. Whitney, c. E. Wy
nan, H. Vagelsang.
Departed.
Per stmr. Mauna Loa, Simerson, for
Hau ports, April II, II noon.-A Guer-
'ero. Master r. Akea, ]. r. Ffertas, c.
VOTERS, r. P. Robinson, j. A. Ma
room, Mrs. ]. A. Magoon, Master w.
Paris, J. D. Paris, Chas Meinecke.
Per stmr. Claudine, for Maui and
Hawaii, April II, 5 p. nc. H. Broad,
Rev. A. L. Hall, E. E. Richards. Frank
'ook, NJ. H. Reuter-. Henry Reuter-.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-04-21
Sk--Sk, IL -
MARINE REPORT.
r~~~~~~T~~~-
(From San Francisco Merchants Ex-
change)

IF rom San FRANCISCO merchants tx
change.)
San Francisco-Sailed,A Apr. II, All.
S. S. Nevadan, for Honolulu.
Saturday, April IS.
Port Gamble-Sailed, Apr 16, Am.
schr. Okanogan, for Honolulu.
Yokohama-Arrived, Apr. II, Jap. S.
S. Nippon Maru, hence Apr. 6.
Salina Cruz-Sailed, Apr. Is, All.
S. S. Texan, for San Diego
Hilo-Saiied, Apr. 10, Am schr. W.
H. Marston, for San Francisco.
Mahukona-Sailed, Apr. II, Am. schr.
H. C. Wright, for San Francisco.
San Francisco-Sailed, Apr. II, A
H. S. S. Nevadan, for Honolulu.
2l9 54s Sunday, April 10.
San Francisco-Arrived, Apr. 10, U.
S. A. transport Buford, from Homo
lulu. Sailed, Apr. 10, schr. James
Rolph, for Honolulu.
rf9 Monday, April 30, 1908.
San Francisco-Sailed April is, R. P.
Rithet. for Honolulu.
San Francisco-Sailed April Is, schr.
Jas. Rolph, for Honolulu.
San Francisco-Saileds april is, All.
s. s. Alaskan. for Seattle.
San Francisco-Arrived April 10, U.
s. A. T. Buford.
Kahului-Arrived, April is, Am b.,
E. F. Whitney, from Everett
Kahului-Sailed, April is, All S. S.
Ariz )nan, for Hilo.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-04-21
LOCAL BREVITIES.
CFrom Saturdays Advertiser)

(From Saturdays Advertiser)
Admiral" Beckley denies that he Is
an intending purchaser of the Aloha
Alma. the Hawaiian newspaper. There
are those who think Of boosting the
Admiral" for Mayor.
Frank L. Winter goes soon to the
mainland to arrange for the instalia-
ton of large cement manufacturing
I2ant near this city, through the es-
tablishment of which the cost will be
materially reduced. The proper ma
terial for the cement has been found
at Waianae.
The Koolau railroad will be extended
as soon as possible and there is talk
of Incorporating it with the o. R. & L.
Co. ]. B. Castle says the railroad will be
to Kaneohe as soon as he
can get to the work. Although nothing
definite has been done in the matter
of arrangements. no papers being sign
ed, it is we'll understood. and Mr.. Cas-
tie gives his assurances, that the ex-
tension of the line will soon be a fact.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-04-21
EXCURSION TO COME
CONTINUED from page One,

tContnued from Page One.)
ship service, you would have tourists
by the hundreds all the year round.
but as it is now, when a person does
get here, they are sometimes obliged
to wait weeks before they can get back
home again.
" In speaking about steamship ser
vice, | am naturally not in favor of
foreign ships carrying the passengers,
and l am just as naturally strongly in
favor of the subsidy bill 1 think
perhaps that the bill will 90 through
this year, and if it does. 1 understand
that number of new ships will be put
on the Pacific run, which will include
Honolulu as one of the ports of call.
Honolulu should have tourists. and
have them in large numbers. and
whenever l get chance 1 always put
IN good word for the Paradise of the
Pacific, as well as the Paradise of the
World.
SIN the newest folder of the Santa
Fe railroad, which is called ITO Lon
don Through America and which was
published for my use in the Orient,
Hawaii is given good deal of space.
and on this trip I am taking seventy
FIVE large eases of them to be used in
distribution all over the Far East.
Just before l left San Francisco
| talked with a large party at the
paramount Hotel who are coming down
shortly for visit, which will extend
until after the feet leaves here.
Regarding the special excursions
that are planned to leave San Fran
cisco with the fleet. understand that
there will be at least FIVE ships. pro-
viding they can be filed. and from
what I could learn the rates will be
within the reach of all. and the tourists
can either come ashore or stay on
board during their stav here.
I'm conclusion. I want to saw that 7
think Hawaii has a good deal to look
forward to. The peonie here can rest
assured at any rate that whenever I
can help Hawaii / WILL
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-04-21
SAILORS TALE OF THE LOSS
OF THE SHIP ARTHUR SEWALL

Horn fire was discovered. Captain
Gaffery ordered the boats lowered.
While the starboard boat was being
lowered by Second Mate Weinberg. as
sisted by Baker and Dixon, the fasten-
ings broke and the boat with three
occupants drifted to the southwark in
the darkness. The three men could
see the fire grow brighter and there is
little doubt that the vessel was de-
stroyed and the remainder of the crew
lost.
For two days the boat drifted On
the third day the Norwegian bark
Sydenham picked up the three men.
She went to Newcastle, N. S. W.,
thence to Kiel, Germany. Baker left
her there and took passage to this
port.
Baker was taken before United
States Shipping Commissioner Smith,
who confirmed his statements by doc
umentary evidence in the possession
of the office He will be identified by
shipping masters and others, and his
statements fully confirmed His ma
tive name is Keoki Kelikoa.
The Sewall hailed from Bath, Me-,
and was a modern steel vessel, built
at the port from which she hailed.
There is but slight hope that the crew
of the burning vessel reached some of
the islands in the South Pacific Ocean,
as the distance to be covered was too
great for the small boats.
The Sewall was well known on the
Pacific Coast and in the Hawaiian
Islands, where she went often in the
sugar trade.