Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-01-10

iuteiy necessary, but need che rest
Life.
Pat-An' did yer have a good tonne
last night Mike Sure. We whit out
an painted the town greer .-Cleve-
land Leader.
Only when one has children of his
own to bring up does he realize how
badly brought up he himself ls.-Flie-
gende Batter.
III there was more kissing done at
home and less ut the depot, life in the
married state would have more halos
Palmyra Items.
DO you approve of working sun
dayF' Certainly not" replied the
man addressed why make an excep-
ton of Sunday Philadelphia Ledger
Knlcker- Retrenchment is hard ON
the poor Bocker-Yes; when you have
to give up your auto the ones who suf-
fer are the chauffeur's friends.-New
York Sun.
Mr.. Goodlle- My boy. you'd never
hear me use language Ike that! The
Kid bet you don'tl Why, 1t took
me five years to learn all dem words.
The Sketch
Neighbour your statement is true
your clothesline was robbed by tramps.
Judson-How do you make that out?
NeEghbor-D Didn't you say they took ev-
erything but the towels illustrate
Bits.
Rich Uncle John-~Ah. Is this one of
your children7 Agitated Mother~-Yes.
Uncle John, that's our little Johnnie
Kiss your uncle, dear, and then go and
wash your face.--Sieveland Plain
Dealer.
Well we'll! Pm surprised to hear
of Miss Passay being engaged to Mr..
Gayman. He's so awfully fast, you
know" 20, | don't know; apparently
he wasn't fast enough 10 get away from
her. STRAY Stories.
Farmer Jones Ito amateur hunter)
There wasn't a better water dawg liv-
In until you shootln' gents took 10
borrowing i'm, Now lis ides that full
brick THE Bystander.
There's wan thing" said Cassidy,
in the restaurant, that's always pu2-
zled me- only wan thingI" piped
Casey, sarcastically, AN watts that?"
lis turtle soup fish whln It's made out
o. veal p" New York Globe.
Mrs Benham Why don't you see
| him aud ask him for the money he
owes you? Benham--You don't know
what plausible talker he Is, my dear;
IL | should meet him he would borrow
more of mel Brooklyn Eagle.
The MIssus--My man. don't you eyes
use soep? The Hobo would. mum,
but I'm skeered. ! been readin' the
ads, an each one says all other kinds
is injurious to the skin. How am
goin' ter tell witch one is right ?-Cleye-
land Leader.
"Do you think, Miss Gertrude In
quired vapid young man conceitedly,
'ft would be foolish for me TO marry
girl who was my inferior intellectual
lyY" more than foolish" answered
Gertrude, sweetly- impossible. Re
hoboth Sunday Herald
II never know what to do with my
feet when l am In the parlor," remark
ed the bashful young man, as the con-
yersation Jagged Ibid It ever occur
to you remarked the matter-of-fact
maid, that you might steer them to-
ward home Y-Chicago Daily News.
George, | saw that Singleton WON
an to-day carrying the silk umbrella
that she borrowed from me at the club
card party" "Why didn't you ask her
for lt?" II was Just going to when |
remembered that | borrowed IL from
Mrs. Trumper Cleveland Plain Deal
err
Burglar (rousing the sleeping head
Of the famlly)-Don't move or I'll
shoot! Whar's your money bid? Head
or the family lstruck by a bright
thought) Its In the pocket of my
wlfe's dress Burglar-That's all right.
III just take the dress Thanks.
Chicago Tribune.
your speech sounded fine said the
attentive listener; but, do you know,
| can't remember half dozen words
OF i'll" That's good" answered Sen
ator Sorghum "the art Of speechmak-
ing consists in'pleasing the ear without
furnishing any data for subsequent
contradiction. - Washington Star.
"Now, we must admit" began Wood
by Wise, that woman Is naturally
more hopeful than man" Yes"
interrupted Marryat, there's my wife,
FOR instance; every time that she's
bought fish since we've been married
she has asked the dealer If they were
fresh, hoping. | suppose, that some day
he'll say NO philadelphia Press
Jack Say, Bill, we've been In hard
luck lately, amt we? Bill--we have,
old man. Jack-I'l! tell you what wen
IN You tugurp yOIIr life IN my fotor