The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-16
DRIFT " OOD

Maryland, My Maryland, D it seems sure will go Democratic. All Is getting in readiness for Ala day.
 Thursday is Farmers Union Day. don't forget it, rural friends. ] You can hear the wings of Pros+ perity beating the air like fury down this way sze s4.tsd ! !, Panics don't hurt the energetic arp- bilious citizens of Montgomery ,- Its sometimes feat to fit the feet of woman.
 And Chicago is IT--in the baseball From now till Thanksgiving the girls can direct their glances lovingly towards the Liz football players with the chrysanthemum locks,
 Some aeronauts fell six thousand feet from a balloon In Prussia the other day. The inhabitants over thHre must have commenced putting un NIl- brellas when 1t began to suddenly rain men from the skies. i Mebbe the old maids thought their prayers, had pSeu ahS VI ONs Efs.. s King Peter will either have to re- sign or let his people fight. He's really up against it'' as it were. . Down this way it is mig and and taSs tuck man. Get ready for war,"says Hiram Maxim. By the way, this would cal for more Maxim rifles wouldn't 1t? As a national headauartsTs. for the with coldwater, Michigan? John, Wells has discovered a Ten- nessee lady poet who closes a verse by saying: Il am seventy-four years old today, and wonders at her frankness' Could anything be more beautiful than the weather we are having just now in Montgomery?
 The Mayor of Attana (Ala.) is named Frost. Photographers. have g chill with us.
 Atlanta has a man who has an- nounced his intention of perfecting balloon pattern of course as there is naturally plenty of hot air in that burg to fill it. .t. Nick Longworth will require the rest of his natural life to explain himself. No wonder some women lose their minds. When YOU stop to think that they give their husbands piece of 1t day by day for years what else could they expect?
 ..1f a boy follows his natural bent hell be bent up double" says Colonel John Reese, flor he is bent over his daddys knees most of the time" In vacation. however. his natural bent Is a bent pin
 Speaking of good union mep whats the matter with the Irishman who car- ried a box of dynamite on his shoulder the other day and dropped 1t just as the whistle blew?
 About the awfulest experience that ever befaIls a woman happened yes tarday to a little Montgomery blonde. She saw the grandest bargain h 6 pair of shoes and I5d1 [hushIlet IN me whisReE it Man hollers L1l along the way with squirm and lusty shout. He hollers when his teeth come in and
 when his teeth come out.
 Houston Post. Woman's similar: She laughs and hands
 out gas to others
 And when the dentist hands her gas
 she laughs until she smothers. 
 Ever Notice It. This world it Is a funny place
 With funny people in it.; It takes a woman bout an hour
 To Be there in a minute"
 -PHIE H. ARMSTRONG.
 
 Darts at Drift.
 Every time a dollar drops into the Democratic till.' says The Montgom- cry Advertiser. "The Buffalo News throws a fit" Consulting MT. Cen tury's Dictionary we ind that a ''hi is a paroxysm brought on by extraor. dinary shock to. the nervous system. This, then. seems to justify the fits The Buffalo Evening News throw; s-,bap any oua dropa A dollar In ths