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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-04-09
taxes q hustler to get the goods.
Sitting with your feet on the fender
never drove fence post: it takes

|
never drove fence post: 1t takes a
sledge hammer to do that.
The earlier one realizes that farm
Ing Is not like mining. the better it
will be for him and his farm. In
mining you never put anything back;
In farming you must; if you feed
your farm 1t will feed you, starve it
and 1t will starve you. Feeding the
farm is the chief corner stone OF all
successful agriculture.
When the Great Architect made
Minnesota, He did his best work. as
we'll as the last, right here in the
Red River Valley. It was here He
put on the finishing touches; the
healthiest climate, the richest soil,
the best water and the grandest op-
portunities for activity are here.
In coming here we did not leave
civilization behind US, we brought it
along, it is here now and always will
be. The church and the school were
the first institutions established, and
our children grew up hand in hand
with Christianity, education and
work, first in the country school.
then the Warren State High School,
one of the best in the state; then
the State University or Ole of the
colleges.
We not only have our farm home,
but we have home in town. The
house has all modern improvements
electric lights. hot and cold water.
bath rooms, hot water heating plant,
and telephone. We built our own
telephone line to the farm: it is
seven miles long. It saves travel
and is great convenience.
| In order to make a concise state
ment of what we have accomplished
since we located on our farm we add
this inventory taken on the first day
If the new year. 1908. We always
take an inventory the first of each
year.
We are aware that it is more or less
irritating to oDe's sensitiveness. also
exceedingly vulgar. to reduce accom-
plishments to a dollar basis: but in
this commercial age about every
thing is measured by the almighty
dollar" and asa people we CAN'T
understand success measured by
any other standard. 1t is serious
condition. one to be regretted.
Inventory G. A. 7. farm
| for Jan. ]. '08.
Market value on that day.
SO head horses, mares, stall
lions and colts, go regis
tered) .......:...........S .S8, 535. 90
27 head Poland Durhams
and ShOrthorns ...... 1000
39 Hogs. 375.00
80 Pure bred Shropshire ewes 400. 90
It's Plymouth Rocks. ........ so 90
Farm implements, machinery
| and Is Fl. P. thresher. 5, 500. 90
TOO bushels spring wheat
| grade L.. l........:.....;.... l, 700. 90
1878 bu. Durum, at 95c. 900. l,O46. 90
925 bu. Barley. at 95c. .... 74O.O
5000 bu. Oats, at 42c. ........ l,344. 90
25O bu. Timothy seed, Sl.75 437.O0
3 bu. Clover seed. raised
= on the farm. 2O.OO
1870 acres in farm, at S35 per
acre. so. $50. 90
Total inventory. $40. 9o7. 50
Less original investm ent.
, fist year. ................ 9.344. 65
Result accomplished. 80. .S6l, 562. IS
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-04-09
HORSES FOR SALE.

Twenty good farm horses, among
them three or four well matched
pairs, for sale. John Wolberg,
33t. Alyarado,
Minn.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-04-09
DIR IN SLOUGH NEAR OSLO.

A movement is on foot to drain
the large slough north Of town near
the Shepard farm. Complaints have
been entered that this slough not
only rendered large tract Of land
practically worthless, but much sick
ness has been caused from the same.
A petition has been circulated get
ting signers and the amount each
we're willing tn appropriate for the
cause and from all appearances the
work will be carried cut this
summer. -Oslo Tribune.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-04-09

Your banker may seem like cold
blooded proposition at times. re-
marks And exchange. He may seem
to be all interest and discount and
exchange. You may get the notion
he is Shylock and would grind you
for your last cent. Such is not the
case. but that is all in the manner
and surface looks. Your banker.
next to YOUR family physician. is the
man who pulls you out Of trouble.
He has heart as big as an OK. anc
when he finds you are honest anc
deserving, he will 20 to the limi,
and take great chances to help 70,
over the rough places. He gets thai
''bank-look" fighting off crooks an(
people who try to work him for F.;
sucker.-EX.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-04-09
FOR SALE.

Ny house and lot In the city of
Warren. Alfred Carlson.
/ mo. pd.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-04-09

Read the Sheaf.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-08-13
The vermonter.

The present issue of our state magazine
is one of varied interest. The cover has q
photograph of Bethany church of Mont
pelier. The opening paper is 9 brief
sketch Of its anniversary centennial and
OF its history. There is fine portrait Of
its pastor, Rev. L. F. Reed. "Historic
Lake Champlsin," by Grace NJ. Clark, is
timely and full OF interest. In connec-
tion " it'll it is an excellent diagram of
the lake and points of note are marked.
A valuable mountain directory is found in
this number. Lake Nichols Is pictured
here and Alice NJ. Kimball has given a
sketch Of it and its environs. 1t is liber-
ally illustrated. There is q fine poem by
Rev. Homer White, entitled "To Black
River Falls" and there are two note
worthy stories, one by Elizabeth Wal
lace and the other by Jessie L. Britton.
There is q brief sketch and portrait of J..
K. Lynde of Williamstown.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-08-13

L. L
him to a doctor and tried half a dozen
other treatments, all with the same
result: no Improvement at all. The
disease gradually spread until nearly
every part of his body was quite raw.
We had to strap him down in bed, for
he used to tear himself dreadfully in
his sleep. The agony Ne went through
is quite beyond words. No one thought
We would rear him. The regimental
doctor, very clever man, pronounced
the case hopeless; at least, he said the
only hope was that he might, if he
lived long enough, outgrow it to some
extent. We had him in hospitals four
times and he was pronounced one Of
admitted. From each he was dis
charged as incurable; in fact he got
worse under the successive treatments.
At one hospital they incased him in
plaster. and this seemed to aggravate
the soreness terribly. He looked so
badly that no one liked to go near him
and his life was a burden to him. We
kept trying remedy after remedy, but
We had got almost past hoping for a
cure. Six months ago we purchased
q set of Cuticura SOAP, Ointment, and
Resolyent Pills and persevered with
them. The result was truly marvellous
and to-day he is perfectly cured. his skin
not having a blemish on it anywhere.
Mrs. Lily Hedge. 81. Vaughan Road,
Coldharbour Lane, Camblewell Green.
Eng, Jan. IL, 1907"
Send to nearest depot for free Cu.i-
cura Book on Treatment Of Skin Diseases.
Cuticura Remedies are sold throughout the world
DePots; London. p. Charterhouse So. Paris. s. Rue
So Africa, Lennon Ltd Capetown. etc; e. y
Potter Drug & Chem Corp. Sole Props. Boston
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-08-13

Itching piles provoke profanity, but
profanity won't cure them. Doan's Oint-
ment cures itching, bleeding or protrud-
ing piles after years Of suffering. At any
drug store.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-08-13

was MADE lntOler-
able by eczema in
its worst form. He
was all right until
a red rash broke
out on his fore
head, but we were
not alarmed at first.
Very soon, however,
the rash began to
spread over his head
and shoulders, and
it caused him great
discomfort + fooL
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-08-13
Pronounced HIS
CASE |NCURABLE
Whole Body Raw with Eczema
Life was IntolerabIe-Was Even
InCased in Plaster Discharged
from Hospitals as Hopeless.
SUFFERED II YEARS
CURED BY CUTlCURA

"From the age of three months until
fifteen years old, my son Owens life
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1908-08-13
These Summer
Days

afford splendid opportunity for you to
catch up on your correspondence. Sup
ply Yourself with a box of EATON,
CRANE & PIXIES
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
THE TRICK EXPLAINED.

hats. Then produce your box, black
and handsome, and set it on the top.
most hat.
Remove the cover, leaving exposed
on the hat the false die containing the
real die.
Rattle away in q happy conversa-
tional style, making all sorts of re-
marks, anything to keep their attention
fixed on you rather than the box, and
as you do so clap your cover on and
lift up the whole thing off the top
most hat.
Then, still talking, bring 1t down on
the hat again and remove the cover
again, but this time, pressing the edges
slightly, carry away the real die In the
cover, leaving only the false die on the
hat. Your audience, sitting below the
level Of the die, will not see the diff
ference.
Now, talking for all you are worth,
go through a few unnecessary and
meaningless flourishes, In the midst OF
which you should manage to move the
top hat just enough to admit the real
die into the hat below.
AS soon as you think fit announce to
your audience that now they see the
die on the top hat, but Now" clapping
your cover down over the false die and
removing 1t, with flourish, then dis.
playing the bottom hat-"now you see
It in this hal" t"--philadelphia North
American.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
Sets Out $4,000 Trees.

Occur d'Alene, Idaho. - Deputy
Fruit Inspector William Buckley has
made report for north Idaho. Hs
claims that during the past spring
"a, 600 fruit trees have been set out
within a 10-mile radius OF Coeul
d'Alenp, making a total OF 424, ,0OC
fruit trees in this vicinity. OF these
planted this year, $4,000 have been
set at Dalton Gardens and Hayden
Lake. Over 80, 600 other trees have
been se' out for budding purposes
next spring, this making a grand
total of 124, 900 trees planted this
spring. Over 40, 600 small fruit plants,
such as straw berries, have also been
set out. He claims that over 50(
acres of vegetables, such as tomatoes,
beans and peas. have been planted In
the immediate vicinity Of CoeuI
d'Alene.
The percentages OF the trees, ht
says, are: Apples, 75 per cent; pears,
IN per cent; peaches, s pei cent, and
plums and prupes, ~ per cent.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
Advertised Letter List.

Adams, Elmer Mrs. Adams, Rena
Adams, Edna: Alice, care Of g.
W. Bailey; Clutter, A. d. Mrs.
Eliot, Sibyl Mrs. Ganrley, Annie
Hatton, NJ. Mrs. Hendrick, Betrhs
Ingram, Ben. Mrs Miller, Agnes
Misc; Smith, Kitty Pearl; Star, A. ID.
Mics; Thomson, e. f. Miss. Aston,
j. E.; Oalsvsw, Ray; Countryman,
NJ; Orsmer, Carter: Day, Thomas
t3); Dieriex, O. Ebster, Ferd; Emer.
son, J. H.; Gardner, o. M. Gasson,
James; Goodridge, Herbert; Hodg-
son, Arthur (2); Hooker, J. y.
Hoover. Howard; Hicks, g. ".
HurlbuIt. e.; Ingiam Ben; Jordan
Tom; Kelley, W. Il. Leighton, L.
c.; McKinny. Earl; Mcvey, G. L.
Moore. George c.; Nelson, Nels,
Newton, Geo. S.; Nicholson, J. s.
Phelps, Ray; Price, g. c.; Reko,
Tony; Rober, Paul; Savage, Mathew
F. (2l; Sohoppert, Robert; Spoule, s.
W.; Stefsnshi. John; Taylor, Chas
NJ. Thomas. Charlie; Wheeler, Bar
ton; White, James A Young. W. b
VIM. M. Yates, p. M.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
HEALTHY HAIR.
Healp, Massage the Secret Of Keeping
the Hair Healthy.

the Hair Healthy.
Scalp massage is the secret Of keep
Ing the scalp and the hair healthy. 1t
Is done easily and is not great tax
either on time or patience. The hair pro-
ducfng scalp is loosely attached to the
underlying skull, as any one can prove
with the fingers. When the scalp be-
comes adherent to the bones under
meath and will not move easily, then
the hair will fall out and the health
lness of the hair follicles will become
impaired. Therefore one should have
two ends In view-that Of keeping the
scalp perfectly loose and flexible upon
ITS supporting framework, the skull,
and that Of preventing the flow OF
blood to the roots so that the hair fol
licles will be nourished properly and
the oily glands secrete their substance
to keep the hair from growing dry and
brittle. In order to do this only three
movements of both hands in concert
are necessary. Before dressing the
hair and when taking 1t down at night
loosen it by giving the ends of 1t two
or three light strokes; place the tips
of the fingers of both hands at the
junction of the hair and forehead and
then work them with the circular mo-
ton gently, but firmly, toward an I'm
aginary center at the top Of the head.
At each turn of the fingers let them
work lightly Oh the surface and then
deeply. The first motion is addressed
to the hair follicles themselves, the
next to moving the scalp on the head
SO as to make it soft, yielding and fex-
ible. The second movement Is made
by placing the tops Of the fingers so
that the forefinger Of each hand VIII
meet where the last massage left on.
This will bring the fingers OF each
hand over an ear at the juncture Of the
hair with the skin. In the same man
ner as before they should work over
the hair roots with light and deep mas
sage until the fingers meet at the cen
ter.
For the third movement Of scalp
massage the fingers of each hand are
placed so as to meet at the back Of the
neck where the hair begins, and by de-
scribing the same motion as before
they work themselves upward to the
center.
In this manner the entire scalp In
less than five minutes receives a thor
ough stimulation. The hair responds
Mt once and will be found to be full
of life and electricity when before II
was lifeless and dull.
It also will make the whole head reel
light and better. This manner OF car
ing for the hair cannot be too highly
recommended. 1t is easily and quick
ly done and will keep the scalp
healthy and prevent the hair IRON
falling.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
Notary Public State OfRcer.

Salem-Holding that notary
public is state officer, and that his
duties and functions are not confined
to any particular diserict or section,
Attorney General Crawford contends
that a notary public can ofiiciats any
place within In the state during his
two-year term OF appointment. The
opinion is given In the case Of no.
tary public who removed from Glen.
dale to Portland.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
A Count Y Editors Troubles.

I've stopped my paper. yes. ! have
| didn't like to do 1t,
But the editor he got too smart
And | allowed he's rue 1t.
I an, man as pays my debts
An Won't be insulted,
So when an editor gets smart
want to be consulted.
| took his paper 'lsven years,
An helped him all | could sir,
An when it cores to dunnin' me,
| didn't think he would sir.
But that be did and you can bet
It makes me hot as thunder,
Sez !, "I stop that sheet, l will
II the cussed thing goes under"
| hunted up the weasly whelp,
An for his ounnin' caper
I paid eleven years and quit.
Yes sir. I've stopped bis papei
Exchange.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25

The old remedies are the best Hick
ory Bark Cough Remedy has been in
use for over one hundred years by the
old Dutch Dunksrds OF Pennsylvanis.
and is still in use by all the old familie,
OF Western Pennsylvania. L: a6solutels
pure: made from the bark Of the Witty
or shell bark hickory rec. The bark lie
shipped from the east, and manufscs
tnred in Salem, Oregon. For sale by
Chas. n. Clarke and all dealers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
Significant Telegram.

A republican legislator elect, who
lives not q thousand miles from Eu-
gene and who signed Statement No. l,
Ia reported to have telegraphed George
K. Chamberlain as follows:
eff live until January, 1909, will
vote for you for U. y. senator. |
hope, however, that one Of US may
die"
Ii 10 presumed that the author OF
the telegram was not particular about
being the one to pass in his checks
and escape the fruits OF Statement
No. l.-Reeister.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
VIII Try to Keep Town We.

Medford-Saloon men and ant!
prohibitionists began suit Monday to
prevent prohibition from going into
effect In Medford. A clause In the
city charter gives ground for this &C.
uon. and Robt. G. Smith. OF Grants
Pass. has been retained as attorney
h the case.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25

The Ochoco 10 its lower reaches ID
nearly Hsbed out. The break In the
big dam last week washed out thous.
ands Of trout down the creek, and az
soon as the water cleared fishing be.
gan. many fine catches being made
until the trout left for their old homes
up the creek once more. Even the
irrigation bitches made good fly cast
ing streams, and by turning of the
water for q short time, one party
made haul OF 800 In thirty minutes.
-prinevilla kevieW.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25

results, she was surprised at the bene-
fit she derived from the use Of Doan's
Kidney Pills. She continued taking
them and it was not long before the
trouble had entirely disappeared. Mrs
Suits is now in unusually good health
and gives Doan's Kidney Pills the
credit"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25

If you will make inquiry 1t will be a
revelation to you how many succumb to
kidney or bladder troubles in one form
or another. If the patient is not be.
yond medical aid, Foley's Kidney Cure
will cnre. 1t never disappoints. Clarke
Drug Co.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
Radlv Surained ankle Cured.

Three wears ago our danghtrr SPAN
cd her ankle and had been suffering t'r-
ribly for two days and nlghts-'Hsn no' no
slent minute, Mr.. Stallings oi huI 'er,
Tenn, told US of Ch"m'erla,n,s ran ran,
pain We went to the store that night
a~d GOT bottle OF it and bathtd her
amL l.. ,wn or thace tnes and she went
90 eep and had a good nights rest
m NEXT morning he was much better
and in short time cou'a Walk ar st'Inu hn,
aud had no more trouble wl'n ne'
ankle-E. NJ. BRUMMIT, Hampton, Ieh'i !
" AID SO cent sizes for sale by her' "
I ,Se. :, a.,
Cabbage and tomato plants. Ear''es'
o.t best varieties at Whitehead
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
WILL MAY In H0Ad River

The remedy that makes you eat, sleep
and grow strong, called Palmo Tablets
will be sold regularly by Williams
Pharmacy, Hood River. These grea,
nerve and constitution builders cost only
SOC per box, six boxes, $3.50. II
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
NOBODY SPARED
Kidney Troubles Attack Hood River
Men aud Women, Old ana Young.

Men dHu NuUeng Uiu anu fVuhS'
Kidney ills seize young and I'D.
Come quickly with litte warning.
Children suffer IL their e eulN YEAR
Cant control the kidney secretions.
Girl are laueuid, nervous, suffer pam.
Women worry, can't do daily work. =
Meu have lame and aching backs.
The cure for man, woman, or child.
Is to cure the cause.-the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick KID
Cure all forms Of kidney suffering.
H cd River testimony proves it.
NJ. G. Suits, Hood River, Oregon,
saws: "My wife has used Deans Kid
new Pills and she thinks there is moth.
ine like them for kidney complaint and
its attending symptoms. For q long
time she suffered from hackarhe, kid
new difficulty, headaches and many
other symptoms of kidney complaint
AT the time Doan's Kidney Pills were
brought to her attention, she was In
yery pooI health. She procured DO,
of Doan's Kidney Pills AT Clarke's drut
store, and as she lad tried 70 many
remedies previously without satisfactor,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
Young Folks
WITH HAT AND DICE.
Feat OF Magic That Any Clever Boy
Can Perform.


This trick is simple enough, but II Is
not SO easy to detect, after all.
All you need for 1t are the following
articles: First a cube shaped box, with
a cover that completely envelops 1t,
highly polished and painted black, with
the box part marked in imitation of a
die (this Is to be the false one of
your two dice), then a real die, which
looks precisely like the false one and
VIII exactly I'LL the inside of the box.
and two hats.
Having first made sure you are
ready to perform the trick, set table
In front of the company several feet
away from them and set in 1t the two
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25
Transformation.

Early Tuesday morning sign an
peared on one of the saloons as fol-
lows:
"Bush little barroom, don't you
CIV,
You'll be drug store bye and
bye. ~ -Hepper Gazette
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25

Kodol is the best known preparation
that is offered to the people today fol-
dyspepsia or indigestion or any stom.
ach trouble. Kodol digests all foods
1t is pleasant to take. 1t Is sold here
by Keir & Cass,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25

Contracts were awarded last week
for the erection of the Y. M. c. A.
student building at the Oregon Agri-
cultural College at Corvallis. The
whole cost is s12,sS4.17. The hg-
ures do not include the basement.
which was built two years ago The
movement to build 1t has been In
progress for three or four years.
Work is to begin at once, and the
new building will be ready for use
at oneningn of college In September.
When you need to take something
take it promptly for the stomarh, hu
take something you know is reliable
something like Kodol. For Dyspepsif
and Indigestion Kodol is pleasant ,o
take, it is reliable and is guaranteed I
give relief. 1t is sold by Keir & Cass
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-06-25

De Wits Kidney and Bladder Pills
are prompt and thorough and will in a
very short time strengthen the weaken
ed kidneys Sold bv Keir & Cass.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-03-24
THE Sweetest Girl in Dixie -

Probably no one in the theatrical
business has such a wealth of genuine
negro stories at their command as
Freda Slemons, the author of The
Sweetest Girl in Dixie" which comes
to the Gennett Thursday night. Miss
Slemons spends her summer vacations
at her old home in Monticello, Ark.
and never fails to pick up several new
anecdotes during her stay. Following
is her latest, il being conversation
between her and an old negro house
servant who had been with the family
since before the war" Uncle Green
had just returned from a protracted
visit 70 his daughter. who lived in Pine
Bluff, and was describing his trip viz
idly, when suddenly he remarked:
Miss Freddie who do YOU think
seen up there in Pine Bluff | seen
my brother. my oldest brother dat
hadn't seen for A. wears. | seen man
in church what looked monstrous ia
nliliar to me and I walked up to him
and says. Locke Teah. niger. amt
YOU my brother?" and he says. Sure
is VINO is you?" Seeing that he
had about finished his narrative, | in
Quired. Nov. how in the world did
YOU recognize him If YOU had not seen
him for Is years." Uncle Green look
ed at me reproaChfully and answered
without a moments hesitation. Il
knowed him by his build, case he's a
spare made man