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The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
The End Of the Amy Ride.

Nr. Roosevelt has Eve or six months
in which 70 issue orders which viii be
OF concern TO the military personnel. the
commissioned members Of which have
just completed the ninety-mile ride IN
the allotted period OF three DAYS imposed
by the President as a revised require
ment 10 demonstrate the efficiency Of
commissioned officers Of the army II
this ride was useful IN any other way
than retiring officers permatureiy. and
AT a time when their usefulness was not
impaired. it has been 10 again show the
utter futHity Of this exaction. Army OFF,
GERS have been put 10 the trouble Of re-
hearsing for the rides on the theory en-
tertained by the President. and shared
by some q his admirers in the War
Department. that this IS beneficial As a
matter OF fact, there are many officers
who are on duty IN bureaus. and who
are Of the despised swivel-chair class,
who have not had the time TO take the
preliminary rides. and some Of them
had even failed 20 take. OF failed in tax
ing. the supreme test They have been oc-
curied with their legitimate duties. and
have attended 20 their work without ap-
pearing periodically in the limelight by
being interviewed IN the newspapers and
attending the President on his various
excursions These are the officers who
gain no glory with the public. and prob
ably receive no credit from the Presi-
dent They are the officers who are al
tending 10 business without induIging IN
spectacular feats. gymnasJic OF vocal
II must come as a relief 10 such officers
that the high-strIng and altogether
sudden" military administration IS ap-
preaching its end. Whoever may be the
lnheritor OF Mr. Roosevelt's policies. q
is probable he VIII be able 70 break away
from some OF the absurdities which AIr
Roosevelt has fastened upon the mill
( tary establishment
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
If Bryan Were.

Fr--u the Hartford Cograut.
Let us suppose that AIr. Bryan were
elected President Of the United States.
and that II thereby became his duty 10
name new justices for this great court.
and let Us suppose that Senator Ia Fol
lette stin lived and remained in political
accord with the new President Mr.. Ia
Toilette was admitted 20 the Wisconsin
bar n lSS0. and he has been practiciCE
Bryan politics ever since What is less
improbable In these imaginary conditions
than that lir. Bryan should ask Senator
la Toilette 10 so into the Supreme Court
and work for their common ideas N thar
controlling tribunai2 The point IS worth
rejecting about at any rate
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
ART OF LIGHTING.
Did Roosevelt Tell Taft How 10
Come 10 Grounds

tr1-E tie N--f1Ik Nirs7rI1l-Plil--
one Of the earliest stories OF Uncle Re
mus was about the time when Br'er Tar
rap.n wanted 20 learn how 20 fly and
asked Br'er Buzzard 20 teach him. The
bird consented. took the highland creepe-
on his back. spread his wings. and scared
alCfr. Br'er Tarrapin was proud and
happy for a while but presently he
slipped from his pe-cl and feu through
the clouds ke-plUnz 20 native earth again.
mighty splitting Eis shell IN two. And
when be got his breath again Br'-r Tar
rap.n began 90 grUmbIe. "Brer Buzzard
teach me how % fly al right he said
but be ouRHter % have learn me how 20
light
Tie moral in this tale might De studied
60 1dvautage by q certain denizeu Of
earth who has lately prCfted by the aid
% EigI-fiy=- 20 essay flElr IN the
upper air Temporarily Br'er Taft IS
very grateful Co Br'er Roosevelt for the
loan of his wings and is enjoying his
temporary aerial voyage very much In
deed But how VIII. i be- when i1 the
near future. his fo0tlold slips. and be
IS launched downward without even a
parachute % break his fan Wil be be
reminded then Of Br'er Tar-ap5a and his
experience And viii be lera-e B-e
Roosevelt for falling to give him also a
lesson -u the art Of coming down easyz
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
BY YELCCAL SCRIBE.

Ge7-e p. SACKS is taEiuzsa c--ss
of s67-rrl=iuz writing u tie Bsrk-
sli-s Hills
Fred Euue-. known % bis friends
az The DuEe IS BuEz,rlug 90
NaEara FaIlS
Clarence Bciuzu has not re--ru7L
from N9rf-.k he found az the lEsc
minnie Dc c-uldrt -
Col William T. Hart Is giving
caEihii1us q biEl diving and fancy
swimming az Fort Riley. Atlantis
City.
san Hart ard Frank Seb-i-z won
the ch1n.q-uuslip 81 tennis doubles
40 -he AnscoSsa Heights tcuEa-
melt last week.
y. J. Kaufman writes that al -
vel vi-a him ia Maize. b1t De was
~ seaEck on the voyage that he Is
crnlnE back hy trail-
The Hon. q. Il. Denly Is iu
Es7ccuvsr. e. route % China.
Once mere he has heard the Fast
u-1nug. Bon VUyage.
Mr.. Ralph lee sends the scribe
q pretty postal card from Bow Be1d
Portage. near silver Lake He SAYS
be IS resting on the lake. which
seems hard 20 beliere Of Ralph-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
THE TWO FRIENDS.


have two f-iends-tEo glorious friends-tvo better
could not he
And ever night when midnight tolls they meet %
laugh with ne
Tie first vas shot by CaTiist thieves ten years aE0
iI SIaiu
TIE second drovnsd near ArieaE;e-whEe alive
remain
love TO Sc their dim white forms coze aoatins
through She night
And sTie1c tc see them fade away IN early moruins
light
The ar-t with snones in The under land IS leading
Ior,lly life.
Tie second has married a memailen-a bsautif1I
water wife
And since have friends IN the earth and sea-with
few. I tusst on high
rs a matter of snail sccount to ne tie way
NAY die.
For whether I sink IN the foaming food. or swing
On the triple tree.
Or de II my bed. = Christian should Is al Tie
70
Chsrlss GOdfTsy Lsland
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
EVERY SATURDAY.
Cur Motto Il you Sc il IN The Big
Sd. it-,r = nsc-..l-ILE 50
HE YELLOW PERIL

T Is va-1. indeed. t1at our feet IS
nearing Asiatie waters. and it is %
be bored that tie fsasting and hos
r5rzIiry ar Sydney and other Austra-
Ian p11s VIII not be 0vcrd1ue.
Tie American p-rss has evidently
gone 100 far in is ri1icIis Of Fi-e-
eater H1b-1a. for there can 10
longer be say doubt that the press
q japan las determined o reuudi-
a-c i1 the sc-c7es- manner the Ncv
York Hc-ald's proposition f1r the
Chinese United states alliance.
Even = the p-11osel alliance Is
dis-asrcfu 90 Japaz. We maintain
that the matter IS ere that could
have been settled rv calm discus
sion. AID it is therefore with sorr0v
and shame. rather than trepidati1n.
that We read the following uftcrancc
from cur Toxic contemporary. tie
Asahi Slimhun. Iu vigorous Ian
guazs and uuncas-red terms that
paper Sa-s-
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
Work and PLAY
Says an editorial item in the Knoxville

Says an editorial item in the Knoxville
Sentinel
"A ~tarls--Iau ras calculated that thr energy PIT
into -his years ha,-ba1 world c-s-irate 90 90
acres of lard and produce 31 CO oo8 Bushels q
-raiu--
Perhaps this Is true. but what of it,
Does it prove anything worth while does
IL indicate anything awry in our civfliza-
tion2 We think not. Is therc any level
headed. red-blooded. HberJy-loving. and
common-sense American who would have
baseball prescribed. curtaHed. or abolish
ed because OF IT. There may be. but we
don't believe f.
Wholesome recreation IS quite as essen
riaI 20 our well being. % our way %
thinking. as is the cultivation Of crops
OF the marketing Of produce. or eating.
drinking studying. writing. saving. mold
iuE. OF anything else whatsoever that en-
tiers into the making n complete ard
healthy existence And OF all forms Of
recreation. baseball IS the most popular
IN this country Beirg the most popular
entertaining millions Of people every year.
and entertaining them as nothing else
doee-the mere matter o. its cost in dol
lars and cents. or that which produces
dollars and cents. IS not % be thought of.
Baseball. We think may be called the
American peoples safety valve At the
games we give ourselves over 10 our feel
inEs. and enjoy ourselves. frankly ard
vociferously. 20 our hearts content We
throw a large measure n our dignity
aside. and We proceed 70 offer -eruphatIc
vocal advice. often highly dls-espectfuI
and couched IN anything but elegant ian
Euage. 20 our friends the players. 70 the
umpire. TO one another. and 20 nobody in
particular, as the spirit moves US al the
moment We never carry our business
cares and anxletIes inside the baseball in
closure. and We should soon part com
pany with them If We I'D We Just be-
come a lot OF youngsters again for the
time being. and. the truth must be con
fessed. We do cut up scandIous." as a
rule,
We are all the better OF for al that
however. It relaxes Us. and relieves the
4 high tension al which we Americans or
dinarily travel The mere fact that a lot
Of energy IS used up in providing the
supply Of baseball we demand cuts NJ
figure IN the matter at all Our baseball
IS cheap at any price,
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
CITY NEWS.

The Hon. Henry Litch6eli West
lad new fan put iu his odce the
other day
Ed. II. Droop Is riding the new
saddle horse presented 90 him by
Mellmej Boy
Work on the Treasury Building Is
r-ogressing fine. The one new uil-
lar they put IN Place a week ago is
ctiIl there
TIE Torld-reuoHued traveller. Dr
Bcdloc. wearing a red fcz and 4
slrilc q intense satisfaction. is bach
in our midst. lie also wears other
things.
Mr.. Zach Mctfhce. TIE ven-snowu
Newspaper man q be0e. is investing
heavily in suburban real estate tusi
now. Zach has sold one story 20 a
magazine. and SAYS he hopes % sell
another soon
JudCe Harper Hamilton. of Gcor
gia. paid us a fiyinE visit. recently
His honor has the distinction o.
being the first and only f-d=e i-
this country who ever fined a nezrl
for stealing a watermelon.
Martin CoidenheTg has tust re-
turned from Paris. where be has
been seeking a chapeau that nigh,
rival in porllarity Tie MeTy
Widow. Il IS called The Len
On Co ard iook a. Il. ladies.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
WRIGHT WILL BE GOOD.
New Secretary of Wars silence Is
Impressive.


Prem the Louisville Co,riar-Io,1rraI
Aim 20 be good. seek not % De great,
a Cabinet officers noblest station IS re-
treat. is now the maxim Of the Secretary
OF War Tackled by newspaper men as
be- was departing for Oyster Bay. secre-
tary Wrigat positively declined to DO
any further talking about the hazing
cases. He would not say whether the
cadets would or wouldn't should OF
Shouldn't. be dismissed. He would not
say yes" or no 10 any question put by
inuuisjtive space fighters. Gen Wrights
silence was Impressive and expressive. II
was eloquent What does il profit a
man TO open his mouth il he lose his owE
reputation for veraclty2
The late Theodore HaHam, Of the Ken
lucky bar. once observed after having
been fined twice for contempt. "t5e adj
vantage ia rcpartee is with the court 20
and sat down rebuked. mulct and 81
fenced. Evidently the Secretary Of War
recognized the fact that the advantage
in debate lies with the President who
nomiuates candidates for the AuauIas
Club with as great ease as he nominates
a candidate for President. and elects
EIm by acclamatiou. none but himself
and Mr. Loeb being qualified TO vote.
Secretary Wright IS quite right. He was
not appointed 20 do the talking for the
administration. That function is dis
charged by Cue higher in authority. guilt
. less OF negligence The Secretary OF War
must be on the job as a JOB. but not as
a topic Of conversation His not 20 talk
Of why his but 20 do OF die
The Secretary Of War may acquire
merit by sitting tightly upon -hs lid. but
. be must be careful of his nouns and his
. ad5ectives. and Chary Of his verbs. 20 the
I end that he may avoid seeing In print
/ the statement that be Hes there
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
Portrait-Photography.

F-71 ths Il7ta Era alarazi-s.
among The means adopted by many
photographers 10 secure business none
appears 90 yf-Id larger returns than the
w--l-known ticket system IN numerous
cases. however. this method has come %
be recognized as nothing Jess than q dis
-iEct fraudulent practice. i1 that rEe
agent does not hesitate 20 0verstate the
privileges 20 which the purchaser OF a
ticket IS entitled. This naturally leads 10
trouble. The customer considers himself
defrau5=5. for the Photographic grants
only what the ticket s-ip-iaces. and not
what has been promised by his ove-zeaI-
Gus rep-eseutaflve- This practice OF en-
-l-iug ursIsQecrinE persons into photo
graph parl0-s under false representations
IS repre1ersible u IS obviously 90 the a5-
vantage Of phorographers- as business
men. 10 take action In So important a
matter and try 90 correct an evil THAT has
brought portrait-Qho into 5-s-e-
p-re among many honest people
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
POLITICAL ACTIVITY.

Whatever NAV D. tle political b.
uefs q a usI he cannot refrain
fr1u camue-iiuC tIe earnest e.
frrts ana 'bc amazing political
activity of W. Tafr's t-ief and
true Ea-fc1au-s TIE amount 1f
w.rk thst IS hcilE lHrr rEe
stretches 0f ter~ifrrv tlE- er De-
Ing covered -tlesa things are a-s--
inE Just look a. -ie I-lrCr1-T C.
the rast week = is a w1ud--'gl
scl-oduic-
NDNDAY-Cfairmau Frank IT.
Hitchcock travels lv SPECIAL train
. Chicago 20 cl-fer vi-h himself
TUESDAY-afr Hi.clcocss PER
sr-aI staF. consisting cf ~ r Y.
O-l-rau. Victor Mason. ard -Poii-
ticisn" jimmie Williams. leaves b.
another sTcli1l train f-- Chicago o.
confer with AIr HifchC1cE.
WEDNESDAY - llr Hitch-Cck
t-ETels bv special 90 Utica. " Y.
f1- an important conference with
AIr. james II. Sherman. waile llr.
Callahan IuTrigs % Hot Su-iuSs %
c0-fer with Mr.. ". Il. Taft
THURSDAY Mr. Hrchcock z-es
70 New Y0rk from Utica in Bald
wins air=hip - cCafer with 1Ir
D--lahan ana other members o. bis
staE. rriC- 90 leaving by the mid
night rrsin for Boston for another
conference.
FEIBAG-Mr. Hitrhcock awnkes
IN Boston and az 0n-e Tles into
conference with rrgIi0eut BerubIi-
cans. at the same time that his per.
s1uaI s;sf travels 90 Maine. Late
that evening Mr Hnchcock ~
ceivcs telegram signed '-Ouiahan. '
II reads. 4 am conferriuE.
SATTRDAY-As we went 20 pres7
1Ir Htchccck was hurryirE 20 a
conference with Mr.. Gea-gs r.
sheldon az 70 the matter of cam
paiEn funds.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
GREAT SEATTLE.
Boom in settlement Along the Pa
cfGc Coast.

clEc nust-
F-1l rhe NTuaaEss W.s--r--r
The boom iu settlement along the upper
Pacific Coast has eiveu a more couspicg-
Gus example of the utilization % oppor-
runity in the building OF a city than has
been made since the present cities along
the Great Lakes sprang into existence.
Seattle IS a marvel o. rapid development
IN population and business In -Ss3 e
had only 2553 Inhabitants. Ten years
Ia-e- the census showed the presence Of
g. So. and in 1870 these figures were all
most doubled -ne enumeration revealing
s1,51 Inhabitants. The estimated p0puIa-
rion of Seattle ut the present time IS 247.-
CO. This rapid increase IN population
has been more tla- matched 10y the in
crease 1u business done by the Puget
Sound metropolis. Ta 1,g- -ra bank clear
iuEs aggregated Sra1 5a1. ln 1870 they
were $4,000. I'm 1854 SZz-01a on. in 1878.
SsF.a-7.d1.- CO. --f. ssS=11Er1. and in 1915.
sfSs 'l-.aaH. The rosr-o#re receipts In
creased from yl,F ~ iu 1910 10 S7E333 In
Is1-. The exports. which aggregated only
s. ~3 80 i1 rsSS. amounted % SIS $50 .7,S
last year. and the imports grew from
Sll2S- 90 SG5 37s during the same De
r.-6- BGIl'-c operations have steadily
Increased from an aggregate q S3.253 %
ll 1870 90 Sl5.-7-791 last year
Seattle IS now a rival OF san Francisco
f1r the business OF the Pacific Coast.
and she will doubtless eventually become
one Of the largest ce1ters OF population
on the continent
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22

This E a remarkable hand: the
type of hand Of which Julius Caesar
spoke Wlen hs accused E-gtus of
having "a1 itching palm" The
itching part IS very prominent. and
! sbouid advise the owner of this
hand % slh it on wood. 50 that the
glad-iucE sign may not Be avcrted.
The owner Of this hand has a lot
~ money coming 90 him IN the
near future. sJrc Of il IA large
Sums. ard it win come pretty easily.
I see. too. By the talk-liue that the
oil siage Easy come. easy 20.
viii literally he fuldlcd. for much
cf the roaey VIII Be- sucut where
it win d. the most good The
c-ucr q tAis hand has many
friends among the cCrpc-ste inter
est5 ard he has a persGssire way
with him The Mount Of the
No0u- Just under tke forrfnCrr. in
dica-Vs that the owner of this hand
is looking f0r something. while the
clIigas rlscc on the first Joint Of
tbc SINE fuEsr indicates that he
has written many a clesk The
little frcer uiggied a BIT a. this
iTuT--iut was taken. and this Is a
siEr hat The nan nay be disaQ-
pointed 10 his hopes. The hair
hnc indicates that somebOdy's side
whiskers Bssv get IN his way. Al
the signs point 70 the possession Of
a thc1ghtfui sud careful nature. and
I should say that If this nan could
gct a position as director Of some
c1zparv be would enjoy taking the
directors fees.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
TO SUBSCRIBERS.

That vacation Of yours viii be
Incomplete unless The Washing
ton Herald follows you.
Il viii be like a daily letter
from home
Wherever you arc, Il viii reach
YOU regularly, and the address
win be changed ~ often rs de-
sired.
Please be particular TO state in
desire paper sent 60 new address.
Daily, 50 cents month"; daily
ana Sundya. 20 cents. Postage
prepaid
Telephone Vain $500.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
Rirh. Rec-. md Rrran.

From the Fan Rive- Neuz
That nature faker~ affair OF Mr.. Roose-
veIt's has lost one vote for the Repub-
Hcan party. at any rate. one Of the Rev.
DR.. Longs admirers is Isaac w Brown.
OF Rochester. Ind he made an address
on BIRDS. Bees. and Bryan" the other
night. giving most Of Ifs time 20 Bryan
He used 10 be a Republican. and voted
for Roosevelt. but since the Chief EX-
e,utive crossed swords with AIr. Long
over the story Of the suipe putting his
broken leg in splints he has gone over
TO the hopeless minority.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
NIEnICAI.

DIR. BILIOUS. THE OLD RE
liable; three diplomas IN three
years II afflicted With size head.
sueilCd head. 5r oyeruesniuE zmbi-
tIon- cone and see ne can r-l-e
you when others hsre failed Do
not despair. Thcse who think cor
ceit is ircurable have never teen
educatcd as I have Consultation
free ard. frankly. I VIII net take
an inc1Hahie case. Unmarried men
reed net Apply. Hours f-0m s 70
a quarter past Cone on Rise
early and SIT erred ohx-ft
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
Must Help the Doubtful.

From the Florida Timrs-J-uiou-
Chairman HltchcccS says those States
certainly Republican must help the cause
with the doubtful brethren # Treasurer
Sheldon has S2.000c00 I'm his chest. what
Republican STATE wiG feel certain Uf her
self TO the extent of giving money when
she hoped 90 receive it, Is It not sub
versive OF zeal 20 deny the faithful and
reward the wavering2
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
PhraSing 4 Sentiment.

Fr-u The Boston Head.
Secretary Root. in his letter % the
students from the Argentine Republic
now al Cornell University. happily
phrases a sentiment which IS controlling
him II his efforts 70 bring the scientists
ard experts OF the two continents TO-
gsthsr. 70 which enterprise Of his we have
recently and more than once referred
He says that as entering the harb-r OF
BGe1os Ayres he was met by q craft
laden with Argentine and American stu
dents. he then reflected that there IS
but one republic OF learning. and that all
those who follow her path. in whatever
land tend toward the meeting Er0und
Of broad. Unprejudicsd. and syuPathetic
humanity" The interDatonalis- Of the
scholastic world. the lack Of all barriers
Of race. creed. or nationality in The search
for truth which scientists and university
men pursue. are factors in affairs Of
state to-day. with which al broad
EauEed statesmen now reckon.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
OUR SPECIAL PIANIST

IN spite q the enormous expense
1f tie uru5s-flI readings. gwen ez-
elrarc-v ir the last iss-e q Tie
Big STICK b. Nine. Ba-Schky. the
world d--enov1Cd paiuist and seer. we
have been abe 90 secure fr0n this
rcua-sa5le lsdy a new reading We
secured the imprint q this hand
ard sent II % her by sTvGai mes
s-ugCr virh1=t giving her a hint of
whosa hand Il vas Here Is tie
Es1d as SIZE saw q. and here Is
shat she found the lines f. 1t
meant
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
N-uch Tnn Lon g.

From the New Lon1au Day
WI Ting-Sarg thinks he has q plan
by which a man can proI0ng his life 70
30 years. In view OF the number OF per-
sons who find an ordinary stretch Of ex-
fstence too long for them and are glad
10 KIN themselves, !t looks as though
more enjoyable methods Of living vas
what was needed rather than a greater
number OF years
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22

No Cne can read the above with
out recognizing the force of what Mr.
Hobs0u has said about the yellow
peril" The language s. uumistak-
able. and We hope that when Mr.
Loeb translates this fcr the benefit
Of our Chief Executive he viii abate
none q its riE0Ts. nor soften its vi0-
lent phrases. TIE meaning cf the
second pl-agrauh- especially, Is IN
eguivocal-not 10 say unnard0uable.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
POLITICAL
RAnlar

BADGES. BADGES. RADGES.
go 90 kaufm8n's Tor thc oulr
real double political hadEes. made
in pink. green. and yellow In the
forenoon they display Bryan's PIC
ture; IN the Afternoon Tafts. after
that any cd candidate. A sure
thing. you can't lose. OILY s. a
GrosG
nyz-zr szd then stop
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
she Lost out.

I'd rather waltz than eat conaded
the sumner girl
Then Wen just have another dance
instead Of going 10 that fashionable res
tauraut,T responded the thrifty swain
And" he added mentally, that's s.
saved
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
LINES OF MAvUFACTURE.

LINES OF MANI FAtl NhE.
Sits and listens. does the dove
To a fellow making love.
Quite entra@cinE
Is this making love. you know,
To the strains cf music low
Where they're dancing
'Tis eutr1uCiug. we confess
But she doesn't whisper yes,
For th. sunny
D1Wsel in the summer gown
Has "a sweetheart mp iu town
Making money.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
Canned Oratory.

No need for that pitcher Of ice water"
why not
The speech tonight IS 20 be delivered
by a grapEoplaue.
7 forgot about that III get a little
machine oil
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
some Fun Promtsed.

From the Louisville Cosrier-5our-aL
Roosevelt VIII fight for Taft tooth and
toe nail says a headliner- I'll be a
substantial rJekus II his pedal equipment
is equal to his dental display
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
LExcocRAPHICAL NOTE

Jimmie" Williams heard his
chief referred % in Boston as
TaurCU1rrhus Taft- ard was
going 70 use tie phrase. as bcing a
high-sourdinE che. uftil he be
Thought himself ard looked il Up
n the dictionary.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22

seems 10 be quite a good deal OF competi-
ton among rioters IN this country o. late
in the matter Of originality and versa
tiIlty.
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
They " Ill.
- - - -

From the Hartford liiIisa
1t appears 20 be only question OF time
when somebody accepts President Cas-
tro-s invitation 20 knock the chip on his
shoulder and also 90 tread on the tail OF
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
LOST
- - -anscELLANE0rs.

/ HAVE A FINE COLLECTION
% secoud-hsud running shoes for
sale. All sizes and warranted %
suit sH tenperaueuts Ire only
shoe % wear when running for o.
fcs- Union made and naru hT
every sssam-=lovs ler eGr'1-ed a.
Panama. Price from nov o. tie
end Of The camua-Cu. Only $50. on
account q the general aratlv- TT
guaranteed. C0th.cr & Co.. "a 18Th
50. nv. uiv-s2tf
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22

Hitch your wagon 10 a star" is the
motto OF Baltimore's new newspaper
baby. the American star. That is all
right, we suppose. even though You may
get yankcd OF the earth somewhere along
the line
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22
1roHern nIcthnIs.

7 got a postal from q candidate to-
day" said the first farmer
To what encct?-' inquired the second
farmer
Asked me 90 consider myself slapped
on the b1ck ard my baby kissed Seems
he's conducting a card-index campaign
The Washington herald., 1908-08-22

Suub5ing Senator Foraker may be good
politics and great fun-we don't know.
and are not the doctors. anyhow-but we
have our doubts. ali the same,