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The Taney County republican., 1908-08-27

so that great inventor is dead and
his wonderful secret is lost"
Not at all He told it to his wife
Just before he died"
Yes, that's what l mean.'-Phila'
delphia Press.
The Taney County republican., 1908-08-27

Wont you sing something for me,
Miss Bored?" asked the late slayer.
81 can't do it now" she yawned,
"hecause I'm supersitious."
What do you mean?"
We'll, I've always been told it was
unlucky to sing before breakfast. -
Cleveland Leader.
The Taney County republican., 1908-08-27

Elderly Unclc-Spent your entire
patrimony, have you, Archibald? Gone
through everything? Scapegrace.
Nephew-Yes, uncle; everything but
the bankruptcy court.-Chicago Trib-
une.
The Taney County republican., 1908-08-27

She-I suppose you will commit
suicide if | refuse you? He--Ah--
that has been my custOm!-The
Sketch.
The Taney County republican., 1908-08-27

Next to having a good complexion
woman would like to have a good
usband.-Chicago News.
The Taney County republican., 1908-08-27

New Clerk-I should like two
weeks vacation, sir.
Boss-What! Why, this is only
your first week with US.
New Clerk-Y2s, sir; but once | get
accustomed to the position may be
able to stand it !onger-Judge.
Mr.. Bach--I have my doubts about
this idea that the more you give away
the more you have.
Mr.. Phamleigh-No question at all
about it. | gave away my daughter
two months ago and now she's return
ed with her husband.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

Miss Lottie Levickie is visiting rela-
tives and friends in Pittsburg, this
week.
Judge Geo. J. LaBar has been laid
up with the grip, having contracted a
severe cold during the murder trial
Mrs. j. b. Meisel is visiting at her
home in Clermont, Pa. Mrs. c. w,
Burdiok, of Clermont, is assisting in
the store during ber absence.
Mr. and Mrs Fred Seger entertained
a few friends on Monday evening, in
honor of Messrs. Geo. Meyers and Her.
bert Schlander, of Erie, Pa.
Edward Marshall, of Sterling Run,
was a welcome caller at the PRESS of
flee on Tuesday and made sure of our
paper for another year The young
man is the yougest son of Mr. aud Mrs.
Theo. Marshall, formerly residents of
Emporium, and was born on Fifth
street. He is "a bright, active young
lad.
A large party of guests from Roch-
ester and Hornell, n Y, were guests
at New Warner Monday aud Tuesday,
having wired here for rooms. The
party was composed Of Rev. Jos.
Cameron, Miss Catharine Cameron,
Rochester, n. Y; J. o. Cameron and
wife, M. A. Cameron and wife, Chas
Cameron, John A. Cameron and Mrs.
M. Glynn, Hornell, NY.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23
WHAT THE KIDNEYS DO.
Their Unceasing Work Keeps Us
Strong and Healthy.

All the blood in the body passes
through the kidneys once every three
minutes The kidneys filter the blood.
They work night and day When
healthy they remove about 300 graines
of impure matter daily, when unhealthy
some part of the impure matter is left in
the blood. This brings on many dis
eases and symptoms-pain in the back
headache, nervousness, hot, dry skin, rheu-
matism, gout, gravel, disorders of the eye
sight and hearing, dizziness, irregular
heart, debility, drowsiuess, dropsy; deposits
in the urine, etc. But if you keep the
filters right you will have no trouble with
your kidneys
Mrs. Joe Simpler, Cathrine ST., Port
AllegaDy, Pa, says "For some time |
have suffered with dull, nagging back
aches and severe pains that were always
present in the region of my kidneys.
Co0stant headaches and dizzy spells caus-
ed me to feel tired and upon rising in the
morning, felt almost unable to begin
the day. work. | friend hearing of my
condition advised me to try Doan Kid
ney Pills, and | did SO. The effect OF
their use was wonderful. The backache
vanished and the headaches and dizzy
spells are now a thing of the past 1t is
with great pleasure that | recommend
Doan's Kidney Pills to all suffering from
troubles arising from inactive kidneys"
For sale by all dealers Price 80 cents.
Foster Miburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States. Re
member the name-Doan's--andt take no
othe..
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

The finest Coffee Substitute ever
made, has recently been produced by
DR.. Shoop of Racine, Wis. You don't
have to boil it twenty or thirty min
utes "Made in a minute" says the
doctor. 'Health Coffee is really the
closest Coffee Imitation ever yet pro-
duced. Not grain of real Coffeein it
either. Health Coffee Imitation is
made from pure toasted cereals or
grains, with malt, nut, etc. Really it
would fool an eXpert-were he to un
knowingly drink it for Coffee Sold by
all dealers
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

Miss Arlie Alison, of fCoudersport, is
visiting friends in town.
Messrs. Rentz & Strayer are in Buf
falo, on business this week.
Mrs. Jasper Harris has returned from
visiting relatives in Olean, N. Y.
Earl B. Saunders left here for his
home in Portville, N. Y, on Monday.
Miss Kate Weisenfluh returned home
Wednesday, from visit in Ridgway.
The New Warner dining room is
being newly fitted up by Contractor
Cramer.
Attorney A. r. Moore, of Couders-
port transacted business in town on
Monday.
John Beckman, of Coudersport,
transacted business in Emporium on
Tuesday.
Gordon McGiGin, of Reynoldsville,
Pa, is the guest at the home of John
Hertig.
Miss Alice Montgomery returned
home last Saturday from visiting Miss
Shropp, at Lebanon, Pa.
Miss Nellie Long, of Johnsonburg.
is visiting her uncle and aunt, Mr.. and
Mrs. n. j. Swartz, on East Fifth street.
Mr.. Rile Prosser, one of the tele-
graph operators at Sizerville, visited
in Emporium on Wednesday and made
the PRESS Office social call.
Miss Ellen Auchu was given sur
prise party by her friends, last Satur-
day evening and received several gifts
as a remembrance of the occasion.
Geo. Metzger, Jr., and Fred Bliss are
attending the National Convention of
Cement Users at Buffalo this week.
They are after pointers.
Mrs. Elizabeth Richards, of Couders-
port, is the guest of her sister, Mrs.
Susan Sterner and family, on Broad
street.
Mrs. Mary Edwards, of Sizerville.
Pa, was a PRESS visitor on Monday
and renewed her mothers paper-Mrs.
l.. Lucore.
If the lady who purchased some
stove pipe at Stephens & Saunders,
hardware will give the location of her
home, the goods will be delivered.
Henry o. Haupt, of East Emporium,
was PRESS visitor on Monday and
cheerfully complied with the new rul.
ing of Uncle Sam relative to news.
paper subscriptions.
Mr.. Geo. Webber, one OF the most re-
liable engineers on the Buffalo Divis-
ion of Pennsy r R., wasa PRESS visitor
on Wednesday and pushed the date on
his paper ahead.
Miss Nellie Swartz entertained the
Glass of 1908, at her home, on Monday
evening, in honor of her 18th birth
day. The occasion was one that will
long be remembered.
number of friends called on Bank
Teller, Charles Crandell, Friday even
ing and aided him in celebrating his
birthday anniversary, composed of a
few summers and many winters His
extreme modesty compelled him to
hide his youthful years. However. the
occasion was pleasantly passed and
pedro held the board.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

When the Stomach, Heart or Kidney
nerves get weak, then these organs al
ways fail. Don't drug the Stomach or
stimulate the Heart or Kidneys. That
is simply makeshift. Get a prescrip-
tion known to the druggists every
where as DIR. Shoop's Restorative. The
Restorative is prepared expressly for
these weak inside nerves. Strengthen
these nerves and build them up with
DR.. Shoop's Observation-Disclosures or
liquid-and see how quickly help will
come. Free sample test sent on re-
quest by DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis.
Your health is surely worth thfs simple
test. Sold by all dealers.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23
PENNSyL vANIA RAILROAD
Bulletin.
THE MIDWINTER OUTING.

This is the time for the mdwinter outing. A dash of
the midst of winter an agreeable variation 1t
makes for health and peasurer and stimulates vitality.
For the extended trip Southern California the fruit
and flour land Of the Pacific Coast offers unrvaed
fractions
For the fornighs trip, Florida, the Summer garden
OF the Northern winter bids you and enjoy its
genial sunshine tropical scenes and its outdoor life
For the ten days outing, Pinehurst, Camden
Aiken, Augusta, Southern Pines and other popular
sorts III the pine belt of the Caronas and Georgia offer
many inducements
For the short trip-the weekend outing-Atlantc
City is always attractive The beezes that depress
the thermometer i'll to keep it up in winter
1t offers great hotels the oceans edge, outofdoor life
land and serf and climate full of snap but shorn of
the winter severity
Before deciding your midwinter outing consult a
Pennsylvania Railroad Ticket Agent and get Pennsyva
MIA Railroad Excursion Book. Whether you select Cali
ornia Florida the Carolinas Atlantic City the Penn
sylvania Railroad offers comprehensive train service
sonabe rates and tckeng arrangements and the best h
c11t1es that modern transportation methods provide
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

1t is very important and in fact it is
absolutely necessary to health that we
give relief to the stomach promptly at
the first signs ofuouble-which are belch-
ing of gas, nausea, sour stomach, head
ache, irritability and nervousness. There
are warnings that the stomach has been
mistreated; it is doing too much work and
it is demanding help from you. Take
something once in while; especially after
meals; something like KODOL for Dys-
pepsia and Indigestion. 1t will enable
your stomach to do its work properly
Sold by r. G. Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23
Rank FooliShneSS.

"When attacked by cough or cold,
or when your throat is sore, it is rank
foolishnesS to take any other medicine
than DR.. Kings New Discovery" says
c. o. Eldridge, of Empire, Ga. 81 have
used New Discovery seven years and [
know it is the best remedy on earth for
coughs and colds, Group, and all throat
and lung troubles. My children are
subject to Group, but New Discovery
quickly cures every attack" Known
the world over as the King of throat
and lung remedies Sold under guar
antee at all drug stores. SOC and 81 90.
Trial bottles free.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

Bees Laxative Cough Syrup for
coughs, colds, Group and whooping cough
grows in favor daily with young and old.
Mothers should keep it on hand orchid
ren. 1t is pompt relief to Group. it is
gently laxative, driving the poison and
phIegm from the system. 1t is simply a
emedy that gives relief, guaranteed at X.
c. Dodson's drug store. 3m
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

When you want the best, get DeWitt's
Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve. 1t is
good for little or big cuts, boiIs or bruises
and is especially recommended for piles.
Sold by r. C. Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23
Warning.

Allpersons are hereby forbidden from
trespassing upon the property of this
Company without a permit from this
office, or the superintendent at the
works.
KEYSTONE POWDER MIRO. Co.
Emporium, Pa. August 1st, 1903.
24-tf
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

Pinesalve Carbolized acts like a poul-
tice, draws out inflammation and poison.
Antiseptic healing. For chapped hands,
lips cuts and burns. r. c. Dodson's
drug store. 3m.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23
Latest Popular Music

Miss May Gould, teacher of piano
forte has received a full line of the lat
est and most popular sheet music. All
the popular airs. Popular and class
ical music. Prices reasonable.
"A &c
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

A Rings Dyspepsia Tablet after each
meal overcomes Indigestion, dyspepsia and
other stomache ills. Two days trial free.
Ask our dealer. Sold at r. G. Dodson's S
drug store. 3m.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

1t will be unnecessary for you to 90
through painful, expensive operation
for Piles if you use ManZan. Put up
In collapsible tube with nozzle, ready to
apply to the soreness and inflammation.
For any form of Piles, price SOC, guaran-
teed at r. G. Dodson's drug store. 3m
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
PERSONAL GOSSIP.

Contributions inUited That which you toouEd
ike TO in this departmental knOW bg pos
tai card or letter. personally.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

Turn over new leaf and keep the
snow shoveled off your walks more
prompt and better than heretofore.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

Rings Little Liver Pills wake up lazy
livers, clean the system and clear the
skin. Try them for biliousncss and sick
headache. Price 25c at r. c. Dodson' 5
drug store. 3m.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

Now that leap year is again with us it
ime eligible bachelors were preparing for
tt.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-01-23

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The La Jara chronicle., 1908-10-23
Republicans
for Congress
THEY ARE NEEDED TO HELP
TAFT AND HELP COLORADO.

The election of Republican sem
ator and three Republican representa-
tives in Congress is almost as import
ant as the election of Taft and Sher-
man.
Friday night Mr. Bryan urged the
people to vote for Democratic con-
gressmen, for he said he would feel
lonesome in the White House after
March 4th, unless he had a Democratic
House to help him.
He need not worry-he will not be
in the White House.
Mr.. Taft will be in the White House;
and while he might not feel altogether
lonesome without Republican House,
his administration would be badly
crippled and he could not accomplish
nearly as much for the good of the
people.
Colorado should send men to Con-
gress--to the House and to the Senate
also-who will help President Taft to
carry out the Roosevelt policies, not
men who will do their utmost to
haraSS and annoy him.
There is very little danger that there
will be Democratic House. The
chances are perhaps ten to one that
the majority of the House will be Re
publican.
That is another reason why Colo
RADIO should send Republicans to Con-
gress. Members of the dominant party
can do more for their constituents than
is possible for members of the minor
ity party The record of our own Re-
publican representatives in the last
three Congresses is a good illustration
Of this fact. Look at what they have
been able TO do for this state. Com
pare it, if you like, with what John
Shafroth was able to do when he was
there.
1t stands to reason that a member
Of the majority party who has the
good will of his colleagues can do more
can get what he wants better
than member of the minority He
can do better in committee. and he
can get recognition on the floor. which
he Democrats claim the minority can
not get
We vote directly for Representative
in Congress; but indirectly for senator.
For that Office We have to vote through
the legislature.
A Republican Legislature will mean
a Republican United States senator.
The Democrats are straining every
Point to send Mr. Hughes 10 the Sen
ate.
Let Republican voters see to it that
Republicans are sent - the Legisla-
ture this fall.
The La Jara chronicle., 1908-10-23
Why Colorado
Is Republican
AND WHY 1T WILL REMAIN so.

Because law, order and prosperity
have been established.
Because old Democratic debts have
been paid off.
Because there is a surplus of $247.-
900 now on hand.
Because 800 state employees are now
under civil service rules.
Because 165 convictions for violation
of game laws were procured.
Because Colorado now has a good
banking law.
Because school work is now at
high standard.
Because 5000 cases of abused chill
dren are looked after annually.
Because about 10000 abused animals
are cared for
Because new wagon roads and
bridges are being constructed.
Because the cost of public printing
has been reduced by half.
Because insurance companies are
now regulated.
Because 100000 cattle and 10000
horses are annually inspected
Because less than $4,000 has been
used for incidental expenses.
Because the State Railroad Commis-
sion is in active operation.
Because Colorado creameries and
cheese factories are inspected
Because twenty-five new coal mines
were opened last year
Because the total coal production
was 10,965.640 tons.
Because laboring men are well paid
and contented.
Because twenty-five unfit slaughter
plants were closed or rebuilt
Because steam boilers are carefully
inspected
Because fatal accidents in mines are.
now reduced by half
Because the metalliferous mines now
employ $4,000 men.
Because the State Board of Health
is now of real public benefit.
Because an examiner is provided to
inspect public books.
Because receipts at Secretary of
States office have doubled.
Because 135,0OO laboring men are
employed by state industries.
Because the state inheritance tax
will be $6O0,o0O in this biennial period
Because the attorney general dis
rupted Illegal combinations.
Because Republican administrations
have been for and by the people
The La Jara chronicle., 1908-10-23
A Difference
i'm Policies
ROOSEVELTS POLICIES ARE BAD.
LY ANTED-sRYAN'S ARE
FORGOTTEN.

What are the Roosevelt policies?
In the minds of most people they
are something which President Roose-
welt has put into practice and in some
instances Mr.. Bryan has put into
words. They are good policies; other
wise there would not be so many
claimants for them.
Now what are the Bryan policies?
This is a different proposition. isn't
it? 1t makes one want to reach out
for copy of the political history of
the United States for the past twelve
years-some great, big, thick book
with lots of room in it. For the Bryan
policies have been many and numer-
ownership and even Mr.. Bryan doesn't
refer to some of them nowadays
free silver, government ownership of
railroads. mperialism-oh, where is
that book?
The Roosevelt policies are only an
eXemplification of the Square Deal
There is nothing mysterious about
them, but they are far-reaching and
effective. They have penetrated the
thick legal crust that hedges about
dishonest corporations; they have en-
tered the inner chambers of high fl
nancial sharks; they have brushed
aside the destroyers of content among
laboring men and given the laboring
man wise Legislation and good wages;
they have brought peace to the world
when the grim sword of war was un-
sheathed; they have drained the
swamps of Panama and made possible
the Panama canal; they have created
sentiment for proper notifications of
the tariff; they have restored prosper
ity in the face of Wall Streets manip-
ulations; they are bringing about reg
ulation without ruination; they have
brought water to the parched plains
of the West; they have maintained
equal justice for the negro; they have
built up a great navy; they have been
wise and constructive and the people
want more of such government.
There is only one candidate in the
country qualified to continue the
Roosevelt policies-that is William
H. Taft. Write Republican" on your
ballot.
The La Jara chronicle., 1908-10-23
Sugar Questions
for "Honestiohn"
Shafroth
WHICH HE DARE NOT ANSWER.

Whoever heard of the beet sugar in
dustry until the Republican party in
troduced it into the United States. Mr.
Shafroth?
Was it not Republican administra-
tion that brought the seed from Eli
rope and distributed it among the
farmers to experiment with?
And after the Republicans intro
duced the sugar beet was it not Re
publican Congress that passed a bill
paying producers of beet sugar two
cents pound bounty as an induce
ment to develop the industry?
Was it not the same Congress that
admitted beet sugar machinery into
this country free of tariff, at time
when there was no such machinery in
this country?
Was it not the same Congress that
kept the tariff on foreign sugar TO as
sist in developing the beet sugar indus
try in the United States?
Was it not the Democratic Wilson
bill that repealed this bounty and re<
uuceu tle tdrlll on foreign sugar thuS
showing its enmity to the beet sugar
industry?
Was it not the Republican Dingley
bill that restored the protection to
beet sugar, thus building it up to its
present splendid proportions?
Will you deny, Mr. Shafroth, that as
a representative from Colorado you re-
fused to vote for the development of
this industry when the Dingley bill
was up?
Are you not the man who was even
afraid to make a speech upon the sub
ject and slipped one which was never
delivered into the appendix of the
Congressional Record, upon leave to
print?"
And will you deny that you said in
that undelivered written speech that
the people were mot interested in the
tariff question:"
Is it not fact that your party lead
ers and speakers in the east are now
promising to take the tariff off sugar
while you in Colorado are promising to
keep it on?
The La Jara chronicle., 1908-10-23
A BUSINESS MATTER.

When man engaged in conducting
a great business hires force of men
to carry on the work. he asks them
for an accounting at the end of each
year. Taat is what Republican state
officials believe should be done to the
people OF Colorado with reference to
past administrations
During the past six years the people
of Colorado have put Republican Off
cials' in charge of state affairs. These
officials are now rendering their ac-
count They found the state deeply in
debt, with anarchy and rebellion run
ming riot on all sides. They took firm
hold on things and restored peace.
Then they set about developing the re-
sources and revenues of Colorado and
paid off many of the debts that had
been handed down by Democratic ad-
ministratlons. They now report a sur
plus of $247,000 in the state treasury.
with new laws and new departments
in active, economical operation for the
benefit OF the people.
Democratic candidates for Office are
in less fortunate position When you
go to their meetings. you will note
that they utterly ignore their achieve
ments in Colorado. Their record is a
blank and cannot stand inspection, and
they are ashamed of 1t.