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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-02-01
JUDGE SENTENCES HIMSELF.
Golden Rule Judge" Found Guilty o,
Curiosity.


TOLEDO. OHIO, Jan. 31.-sittine
on the bench in police court this
morning. Police Judge James Austni
Jr.. known as the Golden Rule
judge sentenced himself to the
workhouse for at least one day.
After he had finished court Judge
Austin announced that he was going
to sit in judgment upon citizen james
Austin. .Ir.. on a charge of curiosity.
Finding himself guilty. The judge
sentenced himself, the time to be
served on Friday. not as a visitor
hut on the same plane with the mot
ley throng CT prisoners confined In
Toledo's penal institution.
The judge believes that his days
confinement will assist him in dis
pensins justice.
81 am going to ride over to tho
worlShouse in the patrol wagon" he
said, Just like the man whom I sent
UP for drunkenness. and won't ask
favors from my friends. the superin
tendcnt and assistant, either. They
have promised TO treat me the same as
the rest of their guests. I'll make
bricks or any other old work they
have to do"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-02-01
1T WAS THE WRIGHT.
No Longer Any Doubt But That En-
tire Crew Was Drowned

There is no longer any doubt over
the Custus w. Wright being the name
of the schooner that went down off
Newport News I'M the severe gale of
last week. 1t Is now known that
Capt. Lockett and his crew of three
men all persisted in the accident.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-02-01
Exclaimed.

Lady-You send q great number of
dresses to the laundry every week.
Mary. Why is 1t? My daughter does
not send nearly so many
MAXWELL. You see, mum, your
daughter is engaged TO harchltect.
4 goes out with sweep.-Judy.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-02-01
by Mr.. Booker as a farm hand.

by Mr. Booker as n farm hand.
He claims that he had the right
to sell the stock on the farm and
tells several stories as 80 what
prompted HIM to dispose of the ducks
and hogs. and finally the buggy. horse
and harness.
Pope will be given a prelimlnai y
hearing before justice of the peace
today.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-02-01

Take your prescriptions 10 Hulrs
Cut-Rate Drug Store
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-02-01
MONEY TOLOAN.

Money TO loan at per cent. or
good real estate. Apply to NJ. H. NOR
GAN & COMPANY. s to IL Nor.l
King street HAMPTON, Va. PLAT
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-02-01
Wines and Liquors

1 belong to the lost tribe tina,
strayed away from Dublin before
Moses sailed on the Red Sea I'm
price cutter. I'm money-maker;
I'm The ono that sells al straight
WHISTLES retail at wholesale prices.
TT following high grade 1Oc wits
kies sell for 90 drink: Paul Jones
pure Rye, sherwood Rye Whi,key,
carroll Springs. pure Maryland Rye
Whiskey, Perkwood Rye Whiskey.
All Of the above named Whiskies are
strictly high grade; watch my prices
II You dare, beat me If you can.
Whiskey In bulk ct following prices.
Old Niek Pure Rye. " pit. csc;
Leonardo Favorite. " pit. SOC
Hunters Baltimore Rye, q pr,
ESQ; gallon $500
Maryland Club. * pit. 2sc; gall
Ion ............. $500
Paul Jones Pure Rye. X pit. zoe;
SaHon ........... ........, .S2.7b
Star A, Rye, gallon $500
MOSS Rose, gallon .23.0U
LAKEWOOD Pure Rye. gallon 49,. $500
Jefferson Pure Rye. gallon go. .Sl.Ta
kentucky Bourbon, gallon ..... .S1.40
Double Stamp Gin. gallon $500
the following brands CT California
Wines. Port, Sherry, Catawha, Cha,
ret Blackberry, at zoo per ct; Per
gallon. f5c.
Pride Of North Carolina, 4 years
old. gallon .$2.00
Knmmeili, per gallon $500
Carroll Springs. gallon ......... $3.50
NXA8 Baker Rye, gallon ..... $3.50
Na q EfAAa "a I'D ENses
Barrel And Bottle House
10 AND 10 MELLEN sT.,
rhoeous. va. 'Phona $50
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-02-01
willie Banks Gives Thanks.

Willie Banks yesterday in the pres
once of about rs persons, made a
speech OF thanks because he was go
Ing to the penitentiary Instead Of on
20 the gallows.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-02-01

Mr. w. p Hume. prominent horse
dealer OF Des Moincs, Iowa, is Wis
ting his brother Major John n. Hume.
the treasurer at the National Sol
dio's' Home. Mr.. Hume Is a life
member Of the Dcs Monies lodge OF
Elks and II prominent Eagle.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-31
Color in Religion.
From the Independent


Far be it from us TO disparage color and
show We believe in the simple life. but
not too simple We want sauces with our
meat. strip with our buckwheat cakes,
laces on our gowns and frills on our
rhetoric. They are for ornament, not for
use. and we all like ornament. Cardinal
Logue feels no more spiritual for his scar
let. but he knows that II impresses others
II II does not impress him. We are not
wholly spiritual not all of US. and the
splendor of chromatics is meant legiti-
mately TO affect with admiration and re-
spect the less spiritual. or perhaps the
less intellectual among US. and II mas a
great influence We find IL very difficult
to live up-or down-to the utter bare
simplicity of Galilee. BY nature we are
more priest than prophet. The gospels do
not tell us the color of the seamless robe
divided between the soldiers. We think
II was blue and that II was not en-
broidered We are not as artiess as were
the disciples who followed Jesus. We
know more: we have more taste Some
one long ago contrasted the golden priests
and wooden chalices of the primitive
church with the golden chalices and
wooden priests of his own time can we
not have both of goldo Can we not claim
both splendor and sanctity? So let Paui
cloak left at Troas. be all broidered over
with gold, and send 1t 10 him, but don
forget the parchments.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-31

ball to second. Kelly by one of those un-
expected sensational moves. made a bold
line for third No one thought he would
dare to make such a move. but he did
and made II by sliding under third base
Now came the climax of his whole SEN
sa tional work since he started to the bat
There was one man out and Kelly was
on third and I was sweating a pint of
water each minute. for I knew the man
our team was fighting to overcome and
to prevent that one run from scoring A
sharp hit from Barnes was cleanly han
died by Shorty Fuller at short and as
cleanly thrown by Fuller to Mack. and
he had Kelly nailed by at least ten feet
and it looked like an easy out But
Kelly came on, made a feint as If coming
into the front of the plate. but with one
of his famous curve slides threw his
hands one way and his body another
evaded Macks arm and brought In the
run that tied the score. 1t surpassed any
thing l ever saw on the ball field and Ii
was this mans versatility alone that
saved the game. for the Bostons finally
won out in the fourteenth inning
The natural ball player. the one who
uses his head At critical times. is the best
player on a ball team. head and shoulders
above the machine-made player. whose
only end is to see big figures follow his
name in the average column.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-31
Porto Rican Proverbs.

From the Bohemian.
A man swimming saw a maiden on the
shore. Seaward a shark fioated. He
swan seward.
BY San Geronimo a great gun lies use
less. too heavy TO be mounted on the
walls Some ambitions are like that
He who eats too freely of the horse
banana ceases for a season to like fruit.
Love is like the horse banana.
Women who eat dulces tsweets) all day
Icing. at eyentide speak sourly TO their
men.
When the band plays Eel Borinquen.
watch the aristocrats. Their eyes cannot
conceal the eXultation of that little drop
of Indian blood which thrills In them.
The juice of the sugar cane is sweet
and harmless. Aged ii becomes rum,
and stupefies. Beware Of her who in ma
turity is fascinating.
From San Juan 10 San Turce is four
miles. The horse will beat the bullock on
the journey. To Ponce is the span OF the
whole island For that the wise man
chooses bullocks. Lies journey is long
one.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-31
NOTED SPoRTsWoMEN.
Achievements of Lady Nicholson
and Mrs. Alan Gardner.

Lady Nicholson is one of Englands
most celebrated Sportswomen, excelling
in so many directions that II is difficult
to know of which sport to make her the
champion. for she is as successful with
the rifle and revolver as with her golf
CLUBS. and was we'll known shot in
India In addition to being a good whip
and notable as a horsewoman among the
many good riders OF that country. She
won several of the Diana Club shooting
competitions at Simla. her scores there
serving as records on the club books She
founded the highly successful Golf and
Rifle Club at Muree in India. where she
took many pr.zcs al fitting in the ring
More recently Lady Nicholson has de-
voted herself mainly to golf. which she
began some twelve years since at the
Hove (England) Club. and she very early
showed that she possessed the much
coveted st Andrews swing" Her first
win was in April. 1894. taking the ag-
gregate prize of the Hove and Brighton
Club. and at the same meeting she took
the Silver Challenge belt Becoming
twice possessed of the belt she earned
the right TO keep it. hut very generously
gave back to the club this beautiful
trophy. on which the winners name and
score are engraved. and It remains un-
won.
Another famous English sportswoman IS
Mrs. Alan Gardner. the champion h.g
game shot. Mrs. Alan Gardner can con-
fidently claim to he the only sportswonl-
an in the world to whose before breakfast
bag have fallen two tigers. one Of whom
was a splendid specimen of man-eater
She is absolutely invnc.ble with her gun
which is a sporting SOB rifle. and she is
at the same time charming and most
womanly. Although she has hunted big
game in all sorts of UNEMPLOYED and Wild
regions. she has never worn a divided
skirt nor has she in her long rides IN
nearly every part of the world ever found
II necessary 10 ride man-f aShion-althouGh
many sportSwomen aver that this is
of the chief eXigencies of the chase.
In company with her husband Col Alan
Gardner she has shot lions. bears tigers
and other big game in northern India.
Assam. North -,merica Africa and
Australasia She has been after wild goat
on the Great Barrier Island in New
Zealand and only a short time since ex-
plored the interior Of Somaliland and the
Abyssinian frontier living in tents. MAX
ing big sporting bags and taking many
admirable photographs. Among her tri-
umphs is bringing down with long shot
a wild boar that was charging a beater
and thereby saving the mans life On
another occasion she killed a panther
which four men had missed. only her
small bullet mark being found on him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-31
Yes and No in the Literary Belt.

frop the India polls News
Col. George Pope made a discovery
about the speech of Hoosiers which has
not yet found Its way into the treatises on
etymology. 1t involves the use of the un-
spellabie words .'uh-huh" and "huh-uh =
those easily pronounced. lazy nasals
meaning yes and no" respectively,
with proper infection.
Coz. Pope says that Hoosiers have one
way of saving "uh-huh" that means
'huh-uh and a way OF saying huh h'
that means 'uh-huh" and still another
pronunciation of 'uh-huh' which is .'um-
m-hum-m NH leaving one in doubt as to
whether ''um- hum NH means huh
uh' or 'uh-huh. AS nearly as he can
figure ii out uh-huh' with the accent
on the first syllable means yes .'uh-
huh with the accent on the second sylla-
BILE means maybe So. .'huh-uh' with the
accent on the first syllable means no"
and "huh-uh with the accent on the sec
ond syllable means maybe So" .'Tm-m-
hum -m-mh is noncommittal affrma-
tive negative expression. according to Col.
Pope from the effete east
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-31

complished his release Is a tribute to his
mastery ingenuity.
He was sentenced in 1881, and for
eighteen years he watched with unceas
ing patience for his opportunity to secure
release 1t came when he was transferred
to Dartmoor prison. and while he was
employed on some work outside the prison
he seized an opportunity to secure a sup
ply of drug which is a powerful heart
depressant. but which leaves no trace that
can be detected by the doctors. AS soon
as he returned to his cell he took a dose
of it and sent for the prison doctor. who
at once ordered his removal to the In
Urinary. Williams kept this up for two
years in spite of the most careful watch
ing by the prison authorities. and in the
meantime he petitioned for a pardon on
the ground of i'll health
Went Home-to Live!
His case became a famous one. Twice
his petition was refused but his health
continued to cause alarm and the prison
doctors said he could not live anothe
wear Famous specialists were brought
from London to see him. and they cen
flrmed the prison doctors verdict. At last
he was informed that he had been par
doned and might ''go home TO die. he
left the prison and in a few months he
was as healthy as he had ever been. Ihls
was In 1901 and since then he has led
an exemplary life. He has come TO the
conclusion that burglary as profession
does not pay, and his ambition now is
to succeed in literature. He has been
fairly successful far and there is no
reason to doubt that he will be still more
successful
William has very strong ideas on the
! subject of prison reform and strange to
say they are not in favor of greater lenl-
ency. He believes that greater vigilance
should be exercised to prevent brutal
treatment of the prisoners by a few war
ders but apart from that he thinks that
the English prisons are too comfortable
They are too much like home to the
old convict" he says. land after the hrst
sentence prison is no punishment. Most
of the men l have known are really glad
to get back after this first sentence, for
they know that If they obey the rules
and cater to the personal idiosyncracies
Of the WarderS and officers they can have
a great many Injuries and almost as
much liberty as they had outside.
Il believe that prison should be a plac"
of punishment and of reform as we'll.
Every prisoner should be taught some
useful trade and taught to take care of
himself after he comes out. Now they
are taught one thing only. which is of
very little use in the outside world.
Il believe too that every criminal
should be examined by brain specialist
I know that crime does not pay and that
there is some mental kink about any man
who takes it up as a profession. My last
word Is that If the police want to stop
burglary and theft they should go after
the fences. The fact is that they do not
want to stop them. for then their own oc-
cupation would be gone. They protect
the fences because they often give
place to sell stolen goods there would be
no thieyeS.'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-31
News in Turkey.
From the Westminster Gazette.

TOM INC WestHl1S1Fr dHZtttt.
The Turkish papers have published
their version of the tragic death of Dom
Carlos of Portugal. In the Levant Herald
we read that the king and the crown
prince died on their way back to the
palace after an excursion The SIAM
boul says: Dom Carlos is dead. His son
Manuel has succeeded to the throne.
There is. therefore. no change in the des-
TIMES Of the country" And this. of
course is in accordance with the tradi-
tions of the Ottoman press. which is
never allowed by the censor to admit tina,
any chief of any state or any member OF
any royal family has died a violent death
1t stated that Alexander of Servia and
Queen Draga died of indigestion at the
dead of night" that President Carnot
succunbed to Chilli and that the En-
press Elizabeth of Austria had a sud
den attack of apoplexy on one of the
steamboats, on the Lake of Geneva"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-31
LONDON. May IA. 1905.

- ALF the scientific socleties III
England are discussing the
strange case of the burglar
81 who might have been PRIME
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-31

We are CARRYING an immense
stock of Porch and Lawn
Goods this year, including a
very large number OF pieces Of
Genuine Old Hickory All will
be offered at greatly reduced
prices during this sale.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19
miners RUSH FOR
ALASKAN FIELDS
Crowds start Northward as Spring
Opens tp-I'romiscs to Rival
kiOndaIc scramble

Seattle. Wash, Feb. 19.-The spring
rush to Alaska is now on and bids
fair to rival i'm extent that to the
klondike regions a decade ago.
Indications are that 10000 miners
and prospectors will go to northern
gold camps during the next few
months. Prosperity and high wages
reign in every mining camp in Alaska
and the British Yukon. In addition
The Murgan-Guggenh -Havermeyer
interests are building the Trans-Alas-
kan railway up the Copper River wall
ley to reach what Henry Bramober
for years the London Exploration
company's copper expert. declared is
the greatest and richest copper dis
trict yet discovered anyw here.
New gold strikes are reliably re-
ported from the outlying Klondike
creeks and from the Stewart. White
and Pelly rivers, Tanana, Koyukuk
and Copper river districts.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19
ENTOMBED MINERS HELP
DIG WAY OUT TO
FREEDOM
TWenty-eight Men We're Cut
Off From outside by
Mud Wall.
ONE is KILLED BY
FALLING DOWN SHAFT

Pottsviile, Pa, Feb. 19.-An but
one of the twenty eight miners who
were entombed in the Mid Valley col
llery yesterday by the breaking of a
dam, were rescued alive this morn
ing. one man, Frank Orloskie, was
killed by falling down a shaft, and
two others were injured. The others
are none the worse for the expert
ence
The men We're employed in driving
a heading to the surface. The heavy
rains of the past few days caused a
great deal of water to accumulate in
the drift and the pressure finally be-
came so heavy that the dam which
held the water back gave way, and
a sea of mud flowed into the gang
way where the men were working. 1t
filled the gangway for distance OF
$50 feet.
The miners gathered in a we'll VEN
tilated gallery and with picks and
shovels began to dig their way out.
Rescung parties on the outside at
tackled the other end of the mud wall
and when the rescuers reached
the miners it was found that the en-
tombed men had dug for a great dis
tance through the wall
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19
FIVE THOUSAND BUYERS
FLOCK TO NEW
YORK
Say Financial Depression Is
Past and Good Times are
in Siyht..Buy Heavily.
SPEEDY IMPROVEMENT
IN ALL BUSINESS

New York, Feb. 19.-Buyers from
all parts of the United states continue
to flock to this city and it is estimated
that there are now i'm the neighbor-
hood of 5000 here. Most of them
come from the west and south, hut
there Is sprinkllng from all parts.
and they echo the sentiment prevail
ing in their respective localities.
Most Of them who have oeen ques-
toned say that the financial depres.
sion has passed and good times are in
sight They look for speedy Inn
provement in all lines of trade and
resumption of manufacturing with
i'm short time.
These buyers Will spend several
hundred thousand dollars with the
jobbers here, and are purchasing
goods with greater confidence than
usual.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19
MINERS ASSAULT
NEVADA LEGISLATOR
Because lie Supported Police Bill
They Tried to Whip Him,
but Assemblyman Got
the Best of Ii.

Goldfield, New. Feb. 19.-Thomas
Tigne, assemblyman from this county,
was attacked by three miners, mem
bers of the Western Federation. yes
terday, and in the scrimmage Tighe
was badly cut about the face.
He fought off his assailants with u
revolver, using it as a club, and gave
the three miners the worst of the en-
counter.
The offense charged against Tighe
by the miners is that he supported
the state police bill at the recent spe-
cial session of tho Legislature.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19

The right thing to do when you
feel bilious is to take dose of Cham
berlcin's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
rhey will cleanse the stomach and
regulate the liver and bowels. Try
it. Price, 25 cents. Samples free at
all druggists.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19

The best remedy known today for
all stomach troubles is Kodol. which
is guaranteed to give prompt relief
1t is a natural digestant; it digests
what you eat, it is pleasant to take.
Sold by j. II. O'Rielly e. Co
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19
Il Dncs IN EnsIne,..

Mr. T.. 4. Cham oerlaln, OF Clinton,
Maine, says OF Gucklen's Arni- .
Salve. 1T does the business; 1 have
used II for piles and it cured them.
Applied it % an Old sore and It
healed it without leaving a scar be
hind" 25c at All Dealers.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19
Miscellaneous

MONEY TO LOAN-$5OO, $1,000,
$1,000; per cent. Lloyd Hunsaker.
205 w. Gold.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19
WANTED

WANTED--A girl for general house
work. Inquire los s. Arno.
WANTED-A good painter at 224
West Gold avenue.
wANTED-A good carpenter, out of
town. A months work or more.
Address y this office.
WANTED-Young lady wants posi-
ton as a housemaid or chamber
maid. Address or call at 321 y w.
Central Ave.
WANTED-Gentlemmn and wife de-
sire good, clean, we'll lighted
room, with privilege Of kitchen for
breakfast. Must be close in. Par
ties well known in the city, not
health seekers. VIII be no trouble.
Address c. G. c., care Citizen office.
WANTED-GentT goods. second
hand clothing. shoes and hats at
SIS South First street. south of
viaduct. r. J. Sweeney.
WANTED-Ladies desiring millinery
at cost for next ten days call on
Miss c. =. Crane, 81: North Sec
ond street. Millinery and dress
making parlors. Phone 944 APP
prentices wanted.
wANTED-Able bodied, unmarried
men, between ages OF 81 and 35;
citizens OF United States, Of good
character and temperate habits,
who can sspeak, read and write
English. For information apply to
Recruiting officer, 203 f. Central
Ave, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
WANTED-Capable men to fill ex-
ecutive, technical. office and mer-
camille positions. We can place
you in the position for which you
are qualified Southwestern Busi-
ness Association POI East Cen
trail avenue, Albuquerque, n. NJ.
Phone 257.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19

FOR SALE-A brand new stevens
single barrel shot gun. never fired.
high grade and strictly up TO
date gun. Inquire at The Citizen
office.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19
LOST and FOUND

FOUND-A wallet with small sum OF
money Claimant can have same by
proving property and paying for
this notice. ]. A. Shaw, 514 So
High street.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19

FOR SALE-Some good bargains in
real estate: A five-room frame cot
tage with bath on South Broad
way, $500; a five-room frame cot
tage. w. Central ave, close in;
sll0O, easy terms; two good busi-
ness lots on w. Central between
3rd and 4th a new four-room con-
crete house, $3.50; three lots each
5Oxl42 on +. Central avenue, 5000
for all three. And a long list of
snaps of all kinds. a. Fleischer,
real estate and insurance, 2121 u
South econd street.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19
BARGAINS IN RANCH PROP
ERTY.

Three ana a half acres first
class cultivated land, right on
main ditch. three miles north OF
town, price 100000. Easy terms.
Four and a half acres on main
road, under high state of cultlva-
ton, well fenced, . y miles north
of town, price $4,000. Easy
terms.
Ten acres OF very good land,
three miles north Of town, price
$500.00 cash.
. . .
Eight acres in alfalfa, good
fence, adobe house, four and
half miles north OF town, price
100000 cash.
Seven acres good land. all level
and under ditch, partly under
cultivation. one mile from town,
on main road. price $4,000 cash
Q . .
Sixty-five acres Of the best land
in the Rio Grande valley, all un-
der cultivation COS acres in alfal-
fa), four wire fence, on main
ditch. title perfect, price $4,000
per acre. terms: one half down,
balance in one or two years at
per cent.
Q . .
And great many others from
one to two hundred acres.
| A. MONTOYA
Real Estate and Loans. Notary
Public. 21S w. Gold Ave.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-02-19
NEW LAW

passed by Congress fOrbiddinR railroad
operators working more than nine hours a
day, has created demand for about $1,000
more telegraph operators than can now be
secured. Railroad companies have cut rail.
road wires into Telegraphy Departments Of