Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-24


rs she an artist?" mo, but she
paints little. st Louis Times
she seems like very reserved xirl.s
Yes wonder who forY'-Jni8ge.
Mrs. Trout--Any gossip? MIR. Trout
Yes, the shade have terrible skeletons
in their family.-The Fisher
The Artist tshowing new plc1nre)--
This is the best thing ever did The
Critic Oh well, you mustn't sas that
discourage yon
] Hewitt-Are you believer SR vac
clnation? Jewett--Most certainly. 1t
kept my daughter from playing the pi-
ano fer nearly week.Stray Stories.
"Maude was afraid the girls vxoal6in'f
notice her engagement ringY ibid
they?' Did they Six OF ttAem rec
ognized it at once, - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The nclress But they tcii Eaae son
are embarrassed by your debts Tie
Suitor Don't you believe st. But
doubtless my creditors are. E,hSeago
Daily News
Patience They say she tEzs Is won
derful command of language Pntrice
Well she seems to command her hRs-
bands, but not her own. YoakeSs
Statesman.
y pay as ! so, declared the pom
pous citizen Not while Fm running
these apartments" declared the srs;ssT.
'Nouh pay as yen move ina Wash
mgton Journal,
Jack--In the Oriental world a gira
never sees her intended husband until
she is married, Floss How osShl Ia
this part Of the world she seiduln sees
him afterward.. New York Glube.
"on your trip abroad did yon -:se
any wonderful old ruinsl" he asked.
Yes" she replied, archly, *and guess
what" "Wen?" "one of them wanted
to marry mel arper's Weekly
You admit that You sometimes makn
mistakes" said the intimate friend
You are wrong answered tise eminent
statesman II sometimes m1aRe mis-
takes. but don't admit 4 Washing
!, ton Star.
Office Boy bought cur fair aypist
a bunch posies for her desk aer-Ciay-
Messenger What dia ypzzse loosen
, up like dat fer? ofice hos Trgln' ter
bait de old man ter fire rs elsesay book
/ keeper.--puek.
, Say asked the first messenger boy,
/ got any novels ter swopr' ~ goa Big
4 Foot Bnrs Revenge. replAea the 9th
{ err. "ls 1t long story '-Nmws Ne
i kin finish 1t easy in two messages -
!, Philadelphia Press,
!. Mistress (astounded) Won can't
! read, Norah? Good gracIoust lion
8 did you ever learn to cook so agclll
:, New Cook Shore, mum, oi lay II z moi
. ben' able to read the cook bo0ks.--
! Town and Country.
He-Yes. daughter is "a fathers
I dearest possession, aud | don'9 hiaTns
him for not wanting to give guu up
She-Oh. II | were the oniy alting he
had to give up he might noa gea'l SO
badly.-Town and Country.
Would you advise me 10 go fnte
politics." Young man" aussseExsd Sea-
ator Sorghum, "the mere fact aliat You
are so modest ms to ask advac about il
proves that you are unfit for atae iiTo-
fession. =" Washington STAR
Muriel --- When you eloGesI with
George, did you leave node telling
your people where you had soGseg Ga.
brielIe Why, of course III = lsastn't,
how would papa have known where 10
send us any money - illustrated RitR.
"And would you marry me il 4 wers
poor girl, working for "A aiyingsT
asked the heiress Darling rxzsgN1nd-
ed the accepted sutton, sit wouldIsa be
ealr. You'd be doing enough Ina sup
porting yourself - Philadelphia Public
Ledger,
Tommy" said the hostess. you ap-
pear 10 be In deep thought" '@Ses'm."
replied Tommy; ma told IRE sSaTEtIiin'
to say If you should ask rae 10 haye
some cake or anything, an I bin here
so long now | forgit what IL WIS
Philadelphia Press.
Where hay ycz been this nVtTnn' p
asked O'Riiey of O'Tooie Sure, hay
been playin' Bridget whIs.'~ said
IOToole. Bridget whist? An hsw do
yez play thotG" Il sit In the Kitchen
wild Bridget, an ate pie an cake am
chicken, an whin Bridget bears flie
inissus comm she says whist > Phil
adelphia Ledger
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