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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-11
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II DEPARTED H
n ~ u u d u u II Ut u IS II n Il u

Tuesday. March 10.
Stmr. Iwalani. Self, for Maui and
Molokai ports, y. m.
Stmr w. G.. Hall, Thompson, for
Kauai ports, ; p, m.
Slmr Niihau. Oncss, for Kauai.
y. IN.
Stmr Nocau. Mitchell Tor Mahuko-
va, Ilonokaa and Kukuihaclc, 8 y. m.
"Wednesday, March H.
Am. bk George Curtis Herbert, for
San Francisco, a. m.
O. s. S. Alameda, DOwdsll. for san
Francisco. 10 q. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-11
LYNCHED FOUR NEGROES

Ma, March 1O,--Tour negro incendiarisis lynchcd.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-11
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ARRIVED ~
1t Ha mH b ~ IT u n u ID a u u %

Tuesday, March TO-
Simr Maui. Bruhn, from llonuipu,
punaluu and McGrcgor.
"Wednesday, March H.
Stmr. ClaudinC, Bennett, from lilo
and Maui, n. m.
Stmr. Mikahala, Gregory, FROM
Kauai, a. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-11
Entered for Record March II, 1905,
DANCE ON THOMAS.

Thursday night or upon the arrival
of the transport Thomas, a dance will
be given in honor of Col, Edwin y,
Bolton and officers AM ladies' on
board. Arrangements have been made
for the regimental band.
Friends Of the Army and Navy and
of the Seaside are cordially invited as
well as the guests of other hotels.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-11

Tariff revision Causes Republican
leaders to hold many preconvention
conferences.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-11
q aaa % u H % a Gs % 10 a II 80
II PASSENGERS DEPARTED Y

- - - =. - - =, =, =. - - - ~ =. - - -
Per S. S. Alameda, fer San .'ran.
cisco, March ll.-Mrs. W.T.. Fellcr,
Miss McGrcgor Mr.. and Mrs, II. G..
Dawson, T. G. johnson, Mr.. and Mrs.
J. j. Abel, Mrs. Il. NJ. Watson and in
FAINT, J. G. Morgan, ID. II. Palmer, Or.
c. Ramus, Mr.. and Mrs, Frank Cooley,
J. Oswald Lutted, j, u. Morton, G. II.
Button, Joseph Miller, H. t. Doust.
Per stmr. w. G. Hall, for Kauai,
March l0.-P. x. Brown, G, c. BoulC,
Miss d. Il. Miller, Mr.. and Mrs. George
a. Fairchild, Miss Mpcfarlunc, Mrs.
High, Mrs. /. Kuhlmnuo. Mrs. G. a.
Rice Il. Palmer, Miss Kamaka.
Per stmr Iwalani, March 10, for
Maui and Molokai-Dr. e. Il. Phillips,
d. l.. Van Dine, Father Joseph Dr. V.
Norsaard Mrs. j. Nakaleka, j. d. Nc.
Weigh, z. Nasamane.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-11

The annual report OF the San Fran
cisco Youths Directory shows that
ga destitute children were cared for
during 1907.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-11
BORN.

MORGAN--At Kapaa, Kauai, March
., 1908, 10 the wife of L. j. Morgan,
a son
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-11

Manuel + Peter ...........D
MAXI tO ct al to Vim Moon Sing. Ia
Kaaikaula Kua ct al to See Tai
Wal Co .......,..,..... Ia
Entered for Record March II, 1905,
From 9 a. m. to 1890 a. m.
u Takamoto to Pat Hoy .... AL
Kelilwaiwaiole to A N Ilayselden d
Young Mems Saws Soc Ltd TO Mrs
Kaehuwahanui Kuihelaui :. Rel
Mrs Kaehuwahanui Kuihelani to
S Cullen to Samuel p Kaiwi .. Rel
5 Cullen to Malle Haleakala and
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
PARASITES THAT SAP LIFE
EXPELLED BY new METHOD

The interest created in leading cities
Eduring the past year by young MIR.
cooper with his new preparation, is
largely accounted for by peculiar
AQuality possessed by this medicine,
(which he calls his New Discovery.
"a Mr.. Cooper believes that internal
PARASITES, or tapeworms, are respon-
sible for much i'll health, and 1t is an
nhdoubted fact that his medicine has
Expelled immense numbers of these
creatures in various cities visited by
him. The young man also believes
that stomach trouble is the main cause
Npf all ill health. He claims that few
can have poor health with good di-
gestjon. He further claims that his
New Discovery medicine does nothing
but tone up the stomach, yet it not
only expels the parasites, but relieves
many other ailments not as rule as
associated with stomach trouble.
N Little Jessie Birdsall, daughter OF
Mrs. Ida Birdsall, living at 213S Car
roll Avenue, Chicago, is among many
Nrelieved of large parasite by Mr.
MCooper's preparation during his stay
lin that city. In speaking of the mat
tier to Mr.. Cooper, the mother said
f'My child Jessie, who is fourteen years
[Dld, has been suffering with this
#trouble for over seven years. Until
this morning we did not know Wha'
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

the trouble was. She was extremely
nervous; the least little thing would
upset her; her tongue was coated, and
at times she would have good APP
petite, then again could not bear the
sight of food; she was restless at
night, had a bad breath, especially
when she got up of mornings. We
tried everything to relieve her, but
met with no success. We were just
on the point of giving up trying any
thing else, when we began to read of
Cooper's New Discovery. Several days
ago we purchased this medicine. Jes-
sic has been using it regularly, and
this morning this parasite left her
system. I don't wonder that she has
always felt bad. and nothing we would
give her seemed to relieve her. Now
that she is relieved of this tapeworm
l feel sure that she will grow better
each day, and enjoy perfect health.
Mr.. Cooper, your medicine is worth a
thousand times more than you charge
for it. I know of number of people
troubled the same way as Jessie has
been, and 1 certainly expect to tell
them personally to try your medicine. ;"
We would advise anyone who has
been troubled for some time with gem
eral poor health to try this great med
ieine. We are agent for it il this city.
VIM. j. Comfy & Son.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

If one feels dull and spirltless. in the
spring or early summer, they call it
Spring Fever" But there is no few
er-usually. II is the after effect of
our winter habits. The nerves are
mostly ri fault Tlr-d, worn-o out
nerves leave US langnid. lifeiess and
without spirit or ambition. A few
doses of DR.. Shops Restorative will
absolutely and qulekly change all Of
THESE depressing symptoms. The re
storative OF course won't bring you
back to full health in a day or two,
Dot it will dc enough in ~ hours to
satisfy you that the remedy is reach.
ing that tired spot Druggists every.
where are advlS ng It's u-e AS a splen-
did and prompt general tonic 1t gives
more vim aud more spirit TO the spoon
iui than any other known nerve or con
stltutionai tonic. IL sharpens fail
ing appetite, aids digestion, frees slug
ish livers and kid4eys, aud brings new
life, strength and ambition. Test it a
few days aad be convinced. Sold by
all dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
Exemplary.

Freddie had been spending the day
with his aunt and had been duly In
structed beforehand as to bis behavior.
Upon his return his mother questioned
him as to what he had said and done
while away from home. His conduct
seemed to have been most exemplary
in every way.
I'm glad YOU were such good little
boy coup'imented his mother land
didn't take a second helping of meat"
No, ma replied Freddie very
proudly, Il remembered what you'd
told me and said I'd take two plates of
Ice cream instead" Harper's Weekly
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Weak women should try Dr. Shops
Night Cure. These soothing. healing
antiseptc suppesltofies go direct tC
the seat Of these weaknesses. My
Book No. 4 For Women" contains
many valuable hints to women, and il
is free. Ask DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis.
to mail it. ASK the doctor in strictest
confidence, any questions you wish
answered. DR.. Shops Night Cure Ii
sold by all dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
ONE WEAK SPOT.
n Elk Point People Have Weak
Sart and Too Often It's the Back.

+ kart and Too Often It's the Back.
everyone has weak spot,
TOO often it's bad back.
8rwinges follow every sudden twist,
Dull aching keeps up, day and night.
rolls YOU the kidneys need ,;elp--
zEor backache is really kidney-acha.
IA kidney cure is what you need.
HDoans Kidney Pills cure sick kid.
Us,
Cure backache and all urinary ills.
Elk Point people recommend the
Smedy.
RAIrs. William Payson, living in the
orthern part OF Elk Point, ). d., says:
MN son had rheumatism so badly that
3 could hardly move in bed. The
lin seemed to center about his loins
"a sometimes reached to his knees.
- also suffered severely from his
Eek, and the attacks would leave him
ny weak. He had used lots OF med
mes and gained little relief. when [
xcided to have him try Doan's kidney
Ills, which | procured at the Pioneer
ma store. They did him more good
Mn | had expected, In the short
Ace Of two months, he has left his
a and is working every day. He
10 continue using Doan's Kidney
|9ls until completely cured. We be-
We in them
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
hts. Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo
|ew York, sole agents for the United
sates.
Remember the name-Doan sand
Ike no other.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Hundreds of people who suffer from
backache, rheumatism, lame back,
lumbago and similar ailments, are not
aware that these are merely symptoms
Of kidney trouble. Pineuies for the
Kidneys, act directly on the kidneys,
bringing quick relief to backache and
other symptoms Of kidney and bladder
arrangements. 30 days trial ST 90 and
guaranteed, or money back, Sold by
Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
Hindoo rakirs.

Among the fakirs in Hindustan pc
culiar custom is that of holding the
hand tightly clinched and in one posi-
ton SO long that at last the nails
grow through the palm, emerging al
thence almost to the wrist. When the
wasted muscles refuse to support the
arm any longer it is bound III position
with cords
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
Notice of Time Appointed For Proving
Foreign VIII

First Publication May 81, 1909 !.
State of South Dakota
SIS In County Court.
County of Union !
In the Matter of the Estate of Leste4 Wake
man, deceased,
PURSUANT TO AN ORDER Of said Court.
made on the 18th day of May, A. ID. 1903,
notice is hereby given that Saturday, the sixth
day OF June. A. d. 1908, at 10 O'Clock "a, M, Of
said day, at the Court Room of said Court at
Elk Point, in the County of Union, has been
appointed as the time and place for proving
the will of said Lester Wakeman, deceased
and for hearing the application OF Frank
WalSeMan and d. X Bennett for the issuance
To them of Letters Testamentary, when and
where any person interested may appear
and contest the same.
Dated at ELK Point, 5. d., May Is, 1908
JEROME MANGAN
Attest Judge OF the County Court,
GEO. G. KIMMEL
[Seal Clerk. 8 W
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

To stop any pain, anywhere, 10 q
minutes, simply take just one of DR.
Shops Pink Pain Tablets. Pair
means congestion-blood pressure
that is ali. Dr.. Shops Headache-o
Pink Pain Tablets-wiil quickly Goa ,
blood pressure away from pain centers
After that, pain is gone, Headache
Neuralgia, painful periods with women
etc. get instant help. 20 Tablets 25c
Sold by al dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

ut gives me pleasure to speaa good
word for Electric Bitters," writes Mr.
Frank Conlal of No. 436 Houston St,
Ne" York Its a great family medi-
cine for dyspepsia and liver compiled
lions while for lame back and weak
kidneys it cannot be too highly recon.
meuded." Electric Buffers regulate
the digestive functions, purify the
blood, aud !mpart renewed vigor and
Vt'alit' to the weak and debt Htated oil
both sexes. Sold under guarantee al
the Pioneer drug store. 5cc.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
Thinks il Saved His Life

Lester NJ. Nelson, of Naples, Maine,
says in recent letter: 81 have used
DIR. Kings New Discovery many wears,
for coughs and colds, and | think it
stved my life. / have found it relia-
bic remedy for throat and hung com
plants and would no more be without
bottle than ! would be without food -
For nearly forty years New Discovery
has stood at the head Of throat and
lung remedies. AS preventive of
pneumonia, and healer of weak lungs
IL has no equal Sold under guarantee
mt the Pioneer drug store. soc. and
$l.00 Trial bottle free.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
"Health Coffee" j. really the closest

"Health Coffee" is really the closest
Coffee Imitation ever yet produced.
This clever Coffee Substitute was re-
Gently produced by DR. Shoop OF Racine,
Wis. Not grain of real Coffee ia it
either DIR. Shops Health Coffee il
malt, nuts, etc Really it would fool
an expert--who might drink it for
Coffee. No 20 or 80 minutes tedious
boiling. Made In minute" SNs the
doctor. Sold by Ringsrud NJ cream.
/ le Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Mrs. S. l.. Bowen, of Wayne, W. Va,
writes: II was II sufferer from kidney
disease, so that at times | could not
get out of bed, and when did | could
not stand strai SHIT. | took Foley's Kid.
ney Remedy, One dollar bottle and
part of the second cured me entirely. ,
Foley's Kidney Remedy works wonders
where others are total failure. Sold
by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
ShERtEE'S SALE
fFirst publication May ~

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN that, Ivy yr-
y fxIe of an execution issued out OF the office OF
3 tine Clerk of Courts of Union Connty, South
DHkota, dated May g. 1903, attested in the name
iii the Judge o4 said Court sealed with the
seal thereof and signed by the said clerk, to ire
& tlirected upon Judgment rendered in said
IL tyo4,rt on April 6, 1908, III au action wherein p
Il m Bernald. - Chicoiue, +. l.. Lambert and j..
aX#I lambert were plaintiffs ana j IL Quinn
VI as defendant in the sum OF S2GS,90, with in
1erest from April Z. 1895, have seized and
4 1eyied upon the following DESCRIBED property
Minated in said county of URion and state OF
South Dakota, as property belonging to said
defendant, said property being the same as
heretofore seized and held by me under and by
r4rtue Of a warrant of attachment issued in
I'D action. to.wit: all the right, title, share
Il md interest Of the defendant, j III. Quinn, as
& <kir at law of James C. Qdhn. deceased, in and
S8 the South Half of the Northwest quarter OF
nc Northwest quarter of Section 2, in Town
Inn 50, North. Of Range 10, and also in the
#zK est Half of the Southwest quarter of Section
&, III Township 80 North. of Range 40, aud all
Interest which the said defendant had in said
Saproperty on the 9th day of February. 1908, and
|3hal / wiz sch such interest or so much there
Sss8Dr as will be necessary, to the highest bidder
8or cash, at the hotn of ten O'Clock a. fn., on
S6N ednesday June ~, 1903, at the front d0E OF
&the Court House at Elk Point. South Dakota,
Ito satisfy said Judgment, with interest to
&date of sale and according costs OF sale.
M Dated, this nth day OF May, 1908.
HI f. Z. SHERMAN,
asb W Sheriff of Union County s. ID
Il ERIcsoN Il SrICKNEY
# Plaintiffs Attorneys
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
A Natural Fortress.

In the northern part of Madagascar
Is the most remarkable natural fortress
tribe who call themselves the People of
the Rocks. The fortress is lofty and
'precipitous rock of enormous size, 1000
feet high and eight square miles III
area. It's sides are SO steep that 1t
cannot be climbed without artificial
means. Within it is hollow, and the
only entrance is by a subterranean
passage.-St. James Gazette.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Artist-Among my dearest treasures
is the watch my father carried when
he was young man.
Bright-Would you mind letting me
see it?
Artist-Certainly not, but it is tenn
porarily in the possession Of my-er-
fathers brother.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
The Best Pills Ever Sold

after doctoring Is years for chron-
ic Indigestion, and spending over tive
hundred dollars, nothing has done me
as much good as DR., Kings New Life
Pills. | consider them the best pills
ever sold," writes B. Il Ayscue, OF In.
gleside, N. e. Sold under guarantet
at the Pioneer drug -tore 25c.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
Buckien's Aruica SaIVe Wins

Tom Moore, of Rural Route J. Coeh-
ran, Gs., writes; II had bad sore
come on the instep of my foot and
could find nothing that would heal it
until applied Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
Less than half of % cent box won the
day for me by etfecting perfect cure.
Sold under guarantee at the Pioneer
drug store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
Self Reliance.

1t is easy in this world to live after
the worlds opinion 1t is easy in soil
tude to live after our own, but the
great man is he who in the midst Of
the crowds keeps with perfect sweet
ness the independence of solitude
Emerson
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

One application OF Man Ian Pile
Remedy for all forms OF Piles, soothes,
red uces Inflammation soreness and Itch
ing. Price soc, Guarantee d. Sold by
Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Ivory billiard balls freshly turned
have to be treated very carefully. as a
sudden change of temperature may
cause them to crack. To prevent this
they require to be placed for at least
three months in warm room in order
to shrink gradually and dry true be-
fore they are finished and polished.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Shake your shoes Aliens Foot Ease
powder. 1t cures Tired, Aching,
Callous, Sweating, Swollen feet. At
ali Druggists Sand Shoes Stores, %
cents. Sample FREE. Address, Allen
S. OImsted, Leroy, N. y
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Bees Laxative Cough Syrup for young
and old is prompt relief for coug hs,
Group. hoarseness, whooplng cough.
Gently laxative. Guaranteed. Sold
by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

w, r. Ward, OF Dyersburg, Tenn.
writes: This is to certify that | have
used Foley's Orino Laxative for a
chronic constipation, and it has proven
without doubt to be thorough prac-
with pleasure | offer my conscientious
reference, Soil by Pioneer Drug Co
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
CONSERVATIVES Made Comfortable
Ericsson Il SrIC&NEY
4 Plaintiffs Attorneys

Foley's Honey and Tar has cured
lany cases of incipient consumption
ma even in the advanced stages affords
1omfort and relief Refuse any bat
he genuine Foley's Honey ana Tar.
hold by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

The elevated railroad guard resigned
his position as an usher at the church.
1T mixed me all up" he said. When
I was showing people into the pews on
Sunday morning I'd tell 'em to step
lively, and once or twice | started to
take up a collection in the smoking
car."-Chicago Tribune.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04
Every Woman will Be Interest

II you bave pains in the back, Url-
nary, Bladder or Kidney trouble, and
want certain, pleasant herb cure
for woman's i'll, try Mother Gray ;
Australian-Leaf II is safe and
never failing regulator. AT Druggists
or by mail 30 cents. Sample package,
FREE Address, The Mother Gray Co.,
Leroy, n Y,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Wife--I came across bundle or
your old love letters today Husband
Did you read them over? Wife-Ies.
Husband-And what was the effect of
that perusal? Wife, wondered which
was the bigger fool--you for writing
them or for marrying you after re
ceiving them.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Clarice--I think Mr.. Gunson is dread.
fully stingy. Clarence-Stingyf Why,
that man wouldn't even tell story ut
his own expehse!- IIarper's Weekly.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Pineue s for the Kidneys, 80 days
trial, ST 90, Guaranteed. Pineules act
directly on the Kidneys and bring re-
lief in the first dose TO backache, weak
back, lame back, rheumatic pains, kid
ney and bladder trouble. They purify
the blood and invigorate the entire
system. Sold bv Pioneer Drug Co..
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

"That was an unlucky thing Peck,
the engineer, DONE" said the brake
man. '''They gave him a new engine
yesterday, an he named it after his
wife"
"How was that unlucky?" asked we.
WITTY, the blamed thing blew him
up this morning Canadian Courier
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Missionary have come to inform
you that the cannibal king says he will
eat your wife for dinner in a few
minutesl
Mr.. Henpeck-Well, there's one con-
solation-I'll bet she'll disagree with
him. She always did with melon
don Mail
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Operation for Piles will not be nee
essary If you use Man Zan Pile Remedy,
guaranteed. Price Soc. Sold by Pho
neer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

"Your SON" sale the professor has
been laboring under a misapprehen
SION
WHAT exclaimed the humble but
honest parent, with joy in his voice.
Eye don't mean it?"
MEAN whatF'
"That Josiar has been workin'."
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Overheard In Restaurant Wigg
Didn't the waiter say this was spring
lamb Wagg Yes but he looked ratil-
er sheepish about it.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1908-06-04

Epn Green-Ah desires to purchase
alb razzer. Clerk-Safety? Eph Green
No, sab; dis am to- social usage
Harper's Weekly.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-12-09

heard of the place before. We
have plenty of Lancaster people
here, but we have no records of
Rock Hill people at all, and you
will just have to 60 down to the
other place." Now that is a ter
rible dream for any one to have
and Editor Connors in his own
original manner would lead one
to believe that The converse tion
really did occur.
If the dream were reality it
is very plain why st, Peter would
not recognize the Rock lillian.
In the outset OF his article Editor
Connors gives the whole thing
away. He says that certain
Rock Hill citizen came over to
Lancaster recently, got good
bath and drint of pure water.
That's where the rub came in.
Associating with Lancaster peo-
pie "put him 10 the bad" AS
to he map that was produced
we believe the tables were turned
and in place of St. Peter ask ing
him where he lived he asked
wfer he came from and his
last visit was to Lancaster. The
map was OF no service for the
little dot was not to be found.
On account of his late compan-
iouS he was pushed aside and
told to seek mis- companions else-
where.