The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-15
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wI PHIL ms A@ABEB0 They have either forgotten this is isap , year ,n or the girls are powerfui tSi woods, as we hear of mighty few pro- posalA -.s !; This ought to be 2 cool. dsys in Mont somery-tAe town IS fuii or "fans. We fear the pretty weather can't last-Miss April has tears In her eyes. At a certain age in his career, the washing his neck. sE Just tell c woman she is not looking well If you want to incur her ennity. There are blasitions . man. owes to himself. but usually more he owes to other people. .4 2 They say a boy can't eat when hs s Er Tn ssins s out ss ss. Ssss. As couldn't eat pretty hefty looking box of bon-bons. Always think of others frst--espec- A man likes to comfort Himself with the, thought that he was "driven" to drink. when if the truth were known, in nine cases out of ten. he went after it SO fast of his own tree will that you couldn't have held him back with an iron chain ~rs ae, .. t st Al9ost syssysoSy so ssn.. ,s bssa with .a,,s Ss body. ..-.. .-3.. Oh, no. Charlotte Pearl. going have reference to seeing the town on the street cars. Sometimes it meaner~- but say--haven't you got. belt and . fellow or has he got . glass srns is If the chronic grumblsr hasn't any thing else t0 kick about he will kick because he hasn't got anything to Kick about. .. Green to lose $500. This will hurt the old lady worse than 1t would us to lose 1t on the race-track, and we ein't near In her class, either.
 Artist Earle has married his affinity. So you can now eat three regular meals and sleep nights. lee A salina. tKas.). woman thought the Assessor, when he called, was a news paper reporter, and gave the valua- tion of her household effects at $4s- 000. When. she discovered her error sha reduceo tne~csuInate to SSo" 'tt woman has more regayd for the trimming of her Easter Hat than the trimming of her husband for the price of 1t.
 Leading the simple life becomes real ly a complex problem with the most Of us.
 You can fool all of the people all aF he If woman ' Prince Helie is disgusted with Amer lea. Oh. Helie!
 gets s1 a year. Those Texans certain ly go in for glory
 Another prediction that the world is But somehow in spite of all dire threats as to her flying on the tangent, the old World rolls on just the same!
 pr. Parks. of Chicago, has just dis covered that the distunbance of the equilibrium of imponderable ether is not the agent of heat. (Kespectfully referred to The Norfolk LandmaTko Emma Goldman says: 'Ill talk when I damn please, and I'll have you know that I'm a lady, Don't doubt 1t at all, Emma-we inferred you were A lady rom your reInarh'
 What has become of the old fashion ed girl who sat up in the parlor Sun day and sang hymns with you and never insisted on you taking her out In a six-cylinder touring car? Hey?
 The Annual.
 Oh, somewhere the trout are leaptng In the depths of some clear stream . And somewhere the water lilies
 Lean so lazily to dream.
 Oh, somewhere the wild birds singing
 Thrill the woodlands with their song. Through the clover all day long. Oh, somewhere the big, cool farmhouse Seems inviting you to come To partake of country cooking And forget the city's hum To swing all day in a hammock
 To forget the world of strife So it's time somewhere to send her
 For vacation.
 Your wIrEi
 It's a mean man who won't give his daughter money to buy her bathing suit-it's such little. teeny wish
 Cheer up-watermsI9ns and blaekber- ries-gOlly- --just ahead
 There's no fool ike a sold fool.
 girl sent us a lock of her hair last week and after we had kissed it forty 'leven times she wrote that 1t wasn't hers, but Fido's.
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 A California astronomer. s2 years of age, performed his own marriage cer- emony with young woman; Here's any more stars than his business calls for.
 
 The consensus of opinion seems to be that the shifting of the North Pole means that 1t is starting in search of Wellman.