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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
LORD Nelson's Tomb.

A London guide was showing an
American tourist the famous tombs at
st. Paul's. "This. sir" said he, "is
the tomb Of the greatest naval zero
the world ever seen-Lord Nelson.
This marble sarcophagus weighs AZ
tons. Hinside that is steel recepts-
Gle that weighs twelve tons, an him
side that is lead oasket weighing
two tons. Hinside that is the mshog-
any oodin that old the bases of the
great 'ero."
"Well," said the tourist, after a
moments deep thought, 81 guess
you've got him IL he ever gets out
of that telegraph me at my expense. "
April Lippincott's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
EUREKA!
Yes, | Have Found 1t at Last

Found what? Why that Chamber
lain's Salve cures eczema and all man
ner of itching of the skin. have been
afflicted for many years with skin dis
ease. | had to get up three or four
times every night and wash with cold
water to allay the terrible itching, but
since using this salve in December; 1905,
the itching has stopped and has not
troubled me.-Elder John +. Ongley,
ROCKVILLE, Pa. For sale by Keir d Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
DON'T PUT OFF

for tomorrow what yon can do today.
If you put off buying bottle of Bal
lard's Snow Liniment, when that pain
comes you won't have any. Buy bot
tie today. A positive cure for Rheuma.
tism, Burns, Cuts, Sprains, Contracted
Muscles, etc. 7. S. GRAHAM, Prairie
Grove, Ark, writes: 81 wish to thank
you for the good results | received from
Snow Liniment. 1t positively cured
me of rheumatism after others had
failed" Sold by Chas. N. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
WHY

have a torpid liver when Herbine, the
only liver regulator, will help you?
There is no reason why yon should suf-
er from Dyspepsia, Constipation, Chills
and Fever or any liver complaints,
when Herbine will cure you. +. @.
Waite, Westvilie, Fla, writes: 81 Was
sick for month with chills and fever,
and after taking two bottles of Herbine
am well and healthy" Sold by Chas.
N. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
A Twenty Year Sentence.

81 have just completed twenty year
health sentence, imposed by Bucklen's s
Arnica Salvr, v hich cured me of bleed
ing pile just twenty years ago." writes
.. S. WooIever, uI l.eRaysviile, n \.
Bucklen's S Arnira Saive heals the worst
sores, bols, hurrs, wounds and cuts in
the shortest tine 10. at Chas. N.
Clarkc's drug 10 e.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
HIST BECAUSE

your cough is only in your throat and
does not trouble you now, don't think
that it needs no attention. When it has
not had much of start is the time to
check it. The slightest cough easily
leads to Pneumonia, Bronchitis and
Consumption. A bottle of Ballard's
Horehound Syrup will cure that cough.
The price puts it within the reach of all.
Sold by Chas. n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Posted on Politics.

Bingo-l should like to go to church
with you this morning, but haven't
read the politics in the papers yet.
Mrs. Bingo-What difference does
that make?
Bingo-You don't expect me to 60
unless | have some intelligent appre-
citation of the sermon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Gentle and Effective.

A well-known Manitoba editor writes
CAS- an inside worker ] find Chant ber-
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets inval-
liable for the touches of biliousness nat
ural to sedentary life, their action being
gentle and effective, clearing the diges.
tive tract and the head. Price, q cents
Samples free. Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Ad,eriised letter LIST.

Maguussn, Pssmar Miss; Boadwin,
Peter, (2); Copple, Chas, g.; Forbes,
James; Hansen, Fred; Hill. M. +.
Jordan, J. j.. Kable, Wn.; Knox,
Frank e.; Krause, Aug. Lyle, q.
N; Lynn, Walter; McLsne, Geo.
McGragor Il Tlswes; Mower, Claude
Neal, U. A. +: Oneal, William Paroott,
q. s.; Pearson, Carl; Primrose, Geo ;
Robertson, j. NJ Rose, Q. r.. Shsr-
wood, W. 4; Sulks, Mr.; Walton. Mau-
lice; Walton, S. NJ, Wand, Orvin S.
Ward & Curtiss: Zigler. T.. G.
VIM, NJ. Yates, p. NJ.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

az. &. Dewitt Il Co., Chicago, H.
Gentlenttu:--in 1891 ! had disease ot
the stomach nnd brwrlS. In the spring
of 1872 | buug lat a bottle of kodol and
the benefit received all the gold III
Georgia could not buy. May you live
long and prosper. Yours very truly,
C. n. Cornell, Rodinl, Ga., Aug. q,
1905" Sold hv Neir d (a->.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
lie Was AnnOYed.

Bill Nye used to tell this story of a
Frenchman who was visiting in Amer
ica. After opening his mail one
morning he wore so gloomy an ex.
preston that his hostess asked him
II he was ill.
"No, no." he replied sadly; "but
am dissatisfy. My father Is dead. :"
April Lippincott's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

"Bre'er Wlilians,' Interrupted an
old bi other il Tie an, 81 corner, you
is giyin' out text dar wId de Bible
upside down.
eyes, replied te prison, Zen
dat's de &ay you'Ii ne .f you inter
rupts me ou- m1' time.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
One of the Tests.

$50 your daughter made a. brilliant
marTiage?"
"NoG very" answered Mr.. Comrox.
"Your son in-law Is of DUble OH.
gin?"
ayes, but | could pronounce his
name properly the iii 1t time tried. !"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Wh0Oping Cough.

| have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in my family in cases of whoop-
ing cough, and want to tell you that it
is the best medicine | have ever used
w. f. CASTOR, Posco, Ga. This remedy
is safe and sure. For sale by Kelr &
EaSS
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Helping Her Ont

Unsophisticated Visitor trying to
use the telephonel- Kitty, what do
you say when you take this thing of
the hook?
Little Girl-Papa always says Darn
you, Central, you've given me the
wrong number"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup acts
promptly yet gently on the bowels,
through which the cold is forced out OF
the system, and at the same time it al
lays inflammation. Sold by Keir 4 Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

DeWitt's Kidney and bladder Pills
are prompt and thorough and will in a
short time strengthen weakened kid
neys and allay troubles arising from in
flammation of he bladder. Sold by
keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

There is nothing better than Kodol for
dyspepsia, Indigestion, sour stomach,
belching of gas and nervous headache.
1t digests what you eat. Sold by Keir
& Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
1T SAVED MY LIFE
WRITES ECZEMA PATIENT
Bed.ridden Sufferer Completely Cured
BY Use Of D. D. D. External Wash

One of the most remarkable Eczema
cures recently credited to the we'll
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

DeWitt's Carbolized Witchazel Salve
1t is especially good for piles. Sold by
Keir q Cass,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

For bargains in real estate SEE Ros.
we'll Shelley Carson, Wash,
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1908-10-15

On last Thursday evening We made
hurried business trip over east OF
Vernon to see Hon. John B. Wheeler,
one of Lamar eounty's board of edu-
cation. and found him and Mr.. 5. A.
Hawkins and Mr.. Bud Wheeler and
Mr.. J. II. Haines busily engaged in
building State school house in their
district, and they expect to have the
building ready to open school blythe
first OF next month. Under the law
fve of these schools1wfI be huiltsia
each county yearly until every school
district in the coHntythat wants one
rehough TO meet the statutory require
nfent viii have one. This law ista
great stimulus to the building of
rural public school houses in Ala
bama The law proposes to the peo-
pie in any rural public school dis
trict that if they will put up 500
or $500 for building a school house
the State will give them 500 or
5000, as the case may be. and then
the people would have school house
Lhat mao cost at ledst 91VV VI 2fVV'
according to the amount given by
the people.
Mrs. Bartee Erwin is visiting her
mother, Mrs. Elvina Pennington. Just
west of town Her mother is sick.
Mr.. Charlie Mattox is off 10 Mill
port to meet his sister. Miss Annie
Mattox, who is expected home from
Columbus, where she has been for
several months with r. E. Leigh.
All Vernon will welcome Miss Annie
back among home folks.
With one long pull. a strong pull,
and a pull all together, we subscribe
ourselves faithfully for W. J. Bryan
for the presidency Warwick"
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1908-10-15
DIR. II. FL. HENRY.
Vernon Letter.

Mr.. J. w (Eke) Adair, of Vernon
Route No. /. was in town Monday
and dined with the "Warwicks," of
which We We're glad.
We were very pleased to have our
old friend, Charles Moore, of Bed
ford, with us for a short while the
past week. He will begin teaching
soon in the Britt public school dis
trict. Mr.. Moore was successful
applicant in the last State examina-
tion for teachers at this place. He
has a bright future before him, and
is also a good Mason and Odd Fellow.
The Odd Fellows of Vernon Lodge
No Is were in session here Saturday
night, and preaching being in town
at the same time, we did not attend
the lodge, but went to church and lis
tened to an interesting sermon de-
livered by Presiding Elder Fl. c..
Howard. He also preached at Oak
Hill Sunday at IL o'clock.
The Methodist protraeted meeting
which began here last Sunday is still
in progress, and is likely to continue
through another week. The recent
rains here prevented services from
Thursday night until Saturday night,
and in the meantime Bro. Beal held
his fourth quarterly meeting at Oak
Hill on Saturday at II o'clock a. m.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1908-10-15
Crawford Notes.

| Mrs. Elmore has been right sick
this week, though reported better
at this writing.
Mrs. Tharp has gone out of the
hotel business and turned it over to
Mrs. W. A. Hartman and daughters.
The distance will be about the same
to the Hartman house as it is to
Mrs. Tharp's. We bespeak for the
hotel a liberal patronage and nice
accommodations in return.
Quite a number of machine men
and others interested in the mill bus
mess have visited our town since the
burning of our ginnery, some to buy
plant sites if the former owners were
not going to build, and some to sell
machinery to equip the old plant. l
suppose it is decided to rebuild, but
and Hartman, Capt. Waller having
sold his interest to the other two.
The old plant will be duplicated and
some additional improvements added.
Mr.. Minga, who represents the Muir
ray Gin System, was here several
days this week, and l suppose he
sold the outfit, as it is to come from
the Murray factory at Dallas, Texas.
The proposition is to have the plant
in operation by the first of Novem-
ber. OF course that means hustling;
no idle bread to be eaten. This will
be good news to the old gin custom
ers and to the community at large.
So just be patient and get your cot
ton out by the time the gins get in
operation; then haul it in, and it
your cotton than you can now, and
seed, too.
We were grieved to hear of the
death of our old-time friend, Rev.
R. G. Porter, a member of this con-
ference since 1858, and who has been
pastor and presiding elder of this
charge for eight years. He was to
have preached his semi centennial
sermon at the approaching annual
conference to be held at Water Val
North Mississippi Conference preach
ers have passed away this year, Revs.
Hickman, Sage and Porter.
We were made sad over the un-
timely death of young Clyde Flem-
ing. of Shaeffer's chapel. He had
just been away four weeks at French
Camp at school, where he was taken
with a yellow chill, which ended
fatally. Clyde was young, buoyant,
hopeful and sprightly. much attached
to home and loved ones, but had de-
MED himself of these for the time
being to get an education, but was
soon cut down. He was taken with
a chill Monday, the 5th, at French
Camp, and they telegraphed at once
for his parents. His mother got there
at three p. m. next day. His father
and brother did not get there until
he had been dead several hours. He
was brought back to Shaeffer's chapel
on the eighth. Six of his school
mates accompanied his remains and
acted as pail bearers, who assisted !
in affeetionately laying him to rest
Clyde was popular in the neighbor-
hood. which was attested by the very |
large crowd which attended his fun
eral. Clyde was obedient son, an |
affectionate brother, loved church |
and Sunday school, and we trust he |
is in the good world. The young die |
as well as the old. Let all be ready. |
We had almost an all-day slow rain |
Friday last. but is bright again. This |
is such a beautiful fall.
There was a good attendance at |
church yesterday. Among the vis-
itors were Mr.. Penn Smith and wife |
from Penn station, and Mr.. EWel |
Scales from near Brooksville.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-01
AGED WOMEN MAKE RECORD AT FAIR
Home of the Daughters of Jacob Benefits by
Their Ability as Saleswomen.

Five of the women residents of the Home Of tha
Daughters of Jacob. who are not as Young as tbev
used to be. showed yesterday that they are still
able to move about and hold their own in leading
the visitor to fair booth part with his or
her money. The FIVE saleswomen who buttonholed
the visitors to the Home for $50 worth of chances
In the course of an hour were Mrs Bella ZapIov
eighty-six years old: Mrs. zeIla Toker eightv-six
Mrs. Sarah Goldheimer. eighty: Mrs Pau1ina Har-
rison. eighty, and Mrs Nathalia Wolf seventv-tvvo
Although $50 had been netted since the opening
OF the fair on Saturday evening. the quintet had
all the regular occupants Of the booths beaten in
the time records for cash taken in UP to closing
time last night.
The object of the fair is 70 raise money toward
clearing off the Indebtedness of $1,000 on the CON
struction of the annex to the Home at M IN, r.s,
Broadway. One hundred and twenty-five men and
women. mora than sixty years DID, are now being
cared for in the older part Of the home an Nos
800 and &c., but with the completion of the annex
there viii be room for one hundred more inmates
There already three hundred and hftv sppIi
cants for admission. most Of whom are mora
than eighty years Old the minimum age limit
being sixty. OF the 10 inmates at present Mrs
Esther Davis has the greatest number Of wears 11s
and she and Mrs. Rosie Aaronwaid. who was lO7
years old May 25. keeny interested in learn
ing the receipts from the various booths
In the organization of the Daughters OF Jacob
which is conducting the fair. and which makes
possible the care and treatment of the aged man
and women of their race. there are three thousand
members The new building will be fitted up with a
hospital ward. roof garden. reading room and
passenger elevators. In view of the success Of
the five aged saleswomen yesterday and their pleas
ure in beating the records Mrs. y. j. Dvorsky and
her associates on the committee OF ARRANGEMENTS
considering whether IL would not be better ~.
install them regularly at the booths and dispense
with the younger daughters
New-York tribune., 1908-06-01
RLOWS NEAR At c. F. u.
Er-Assemblymam Princes Mot'0es
Questioned on ToCdtiOn Legislation.

Excitement prevailed at the meeting of the Cen
trail Federated Union yesterday. when charges were
made that former Assemblyman Prince repre-
sentative of the Cigar Packers Union, trying
TO play politics after he had reported that he had
been at the Mayors Office and had seen the Cor
poration Counsel regarding the Hoey bill, provid-
ing for holidays for city employees. The state
ment of Prince followed on the reading of the re-
port from the executive committee which had been
instructed last week to confer with Alderman De
aney about preparing a city ordinance to submit
to the Board of Aldermen based the original
Hoey bill. The report that the committee had
seen Alderman Delaney, who desired the Central
Federated Union to appoint q committee Of three
to meet him at the adernanic chamber tomorrow
with view to arranging for such ordinance
Objection made to Princes action as Citi-
zen in obtaining copies of the original Hoey meas
ure and amended bill from the Corporation Coun-
sell Prince intinated that the legislators had been
playing false with the Central Federated Union
on the vacation bills Mr.. Brown, of the Cigar
makers Union. and Mr.. Coakley. of the Litho-
graphic Apprentices Union. criticised his actions
and impugned his motives, and several delegates
had take active measures to prevent ex-
change of blows between Brown and Prince
Finally Mr.. Prince moved that instead of sending
committee to Alderman Delaney the Cen
trail Federated Union should petition the Governor
direct the Legislature at its special session to
pass b.l with the original features of the Hoey
bill. This met with sociastic objection and Mr..
Prince Withdrew his motion. The report of the
executive committee was adopted and a committee
was appointed to confer with Alderman Delaney
as requested.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-01
SAVED FROM TRIP TO BOSTON.
Three Young Women, Carried Away on
Steamer, Taken Off by Tug in East River.

Cantafns of tugboats and other steam craft about
the Battery and boatmen who understood what her
footing meant were somewhat excited yesterday
when the Metropolitan turbine steamer Yale bound
for Boston came around the Battery at high speed
and signaled for assistance
The police boat Patrol the launch Nelox Of the
Fire Department.: the tug Fred 3. Dal2eil and a
6ozen other steam craft started after the big Sound
steamer believing that she was not under control.
As she swung into the East River she reduced
sreed but not sufficiently to permit the boats to
catch up with her. 1t obvious then that she
was under control. but the tugboats and municipal
boats however, kept after her.
It was rumored along tie Battery that some one
had been hurt board and those with fertile I'M
aginatons were positive that riot had got beyond
the control of the crew.
The tug Margaret Lennox. which was we'll up in
the East River when the Yale began footing. jock
eyed until she got In a position where she could
lead the procession of pursuing craft By the time
the Yale got as far the Brooklyn Bridge the
Ilennox made fast and the skipper informed
tkat three with no intention of going to
Boston had been carried away. They were assisted
aboard the Lennox and taken TO the public land
ing at the Battery. The young women were seeing
a couple off on their honeymoon.
New-York tribune., 1908-06-01
KOSHER RETAILERS WON'T BUY.
Wholesale Dealers Raise Price and Now
Business Is at Standstill

wave of Indignation swept over the East side
Friday, when the fifteen hundred re-
tailers in kosher meat were informed by the
wholesalers that the price for chops and tanks
had gone up from 20 Is cents a pound. No ad-
vance information or reason for the raise had
been given TO the kosher dealers. who promptly
wrung their hands and declared that they would
have to go out of business. After telling their
patrons and stating that the latter would have to
pay IL 10 cents hereafter for a pound of chuck
steak, instead of IL cents, and receiving assur-
snces that the jump too sudden consider.
the Mogen David Hebrew Butchers Protective As
sociation got together and decided give I'D buy
ing the meat until the wholesalers came down to
the old prices.
The association includes thousand Of the
kosher meat venders of the East Side and Brook
lyn- over half of whom attended Indignation
meeting yesterday afternoon at No 344 East 45th
street. proposition to stop buying meat until a
drop in price came greeted with vociferous
applause Another meeting will be held to-day at
No. 6S Sheriff street to- take further action in case
the wholesalers have not fit in the mean time
to change their attitude
It was said the whole cause of the trouble was
due to the SPECTATORS in the kosher meat who
take most of the product from the wholesalers and
are out TO force the dealers TO pay higher prices
New-York tribune., 1908-06-01
AMERICAN PEARLS ARRIVING
Western Clammers Look Forward to Pr's
porous Season.

The first American pearls OF the season IA -.
rived in the Maiden Lane wholesale s7iH ~.
brought here by dealers from the ciarllieiS -
err1en along the banks Of the western .e-s,s
revival Of the American pearl industry Is p.s-.
bv many Of these dealers one OF lAe O xs
than, Philip J. Nackay. OF Muscatlne' O''
Yesterday. at the Astor House. that al 80, "a
thousand men were now fishing 1or 80 "a
nearIs along the Illinois and Wabash r'V.5 -, =.
along the Mississippi from keokuA' -oNa
vay I'D 10 Prairie du Chen. WIS. ~.s
The early luck said Mr. Mackey' y = -
to forete,I what the cIammers will get an " :.
and this wear they have been ror'unA'e' - -,
quality of some of the pearls Is unsuf
when comparison is made with 'ne HA'9
pearls -,- and shsf3
1T is IN the handling Of both pears o-,.--,l,
that the Americans are gaining on 'nV -,..ss
After pearls are found. they undefso -, .ss
called curing, during which the noreS -. a-s
ass,n,s their permanent form IL IS al ''' -.rv
that much NAV be done 10 make the pe
beautiful and valuaois- - -.~se
''If the cIaulnners could not get e- eHO- ssbns.
for the shells they would have to L. ~ mr.
The sale of the shells is the stedus .bs 40
business. The finding OF the pears = 10
,ssue which. however provides eN''.7ll.9Is Is, a
keeps the clanmers always hopeiul - . -, -
fortune American mJissel sheAS ii'' ~. al IS
bv the ton. while the Eastern oyster -, ana.
the pound About sl6 ton IS pau y -. asg
ican hutton factories for musSel shells. - -
of Oriental shells would cost about SN'f
wears ago the latter was worth So"-
New-York tribune., 1908-06-01
DOG ATTACKS FATHER AND SON.
Grows Savage When They Try to Take
Stolen Chicken from Him

While trying to save his sor Charles. thirteen
years old from the attack OF a savage dog. Will
lam Walters. of Huntington. Long Island, was bit
ten severely the hands yesterday morning. wal
ters was awakened by unusual noise from his
chicken coop, and, running into the yard. he saw
there big mongrel getting away with of his
chickens. The animal dropped the chicken and
sprang at Walters, biting him the nose. Just
then Walterss son appeared in the yard, and the
animal jumped his throat. Walters falling
seize the dog, flung his in front his sons
throat. The dogs teeth sank into Walters's wrist
and in attempting to loosen its jaws he was bitten
the left thumb. He had to strangle the dog to
free his hand His wounds We're cauterized and If
an examination of the dogs brain at the Pasteur
Institute discloses the of rabies Walters
will take treatment to prevent the disease
The animal is believed to be one of those which
were in the local dog pound and liberated on
Saturday by the dog catchers when they failed 10
get the g a head promised by the town officials
and went a strike