The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-11-26

ple'll be- DAT sensible about every day
IN the week.
-Roderick The old colonel boasts
,hs, during The civil war be was where
the shells we're lhickesi. Van Albert
So | hear. They say he burrowed
under a peanut patch,
--Nebb Who il that ordinary look
ing woman with Mrs. Meekf Mex
Mrs. Meek is the ordinary looking wo-
man, that swell dressed creature with
her is Mr.. Meek's hired girl.
Its silly for any one 10 suspect me
Of cheating. said the tricky coal man.
Ny weight Is honest as the day. H'm'
remarked the housekeeper. The days
are getting shorter aud shorter rs The
cold weather approaches.
Why do You insist that fancy bath
INK suits ought TO be encouraged ask
ed a town official at the seaside resort.
Because, answered the philsnthroplst,
they tend 10 prevent people from GO
ing into the water, where they might
be- drowned.
II understand Dudley failed in busi'
ness yesterday for the fourth or mn
lime. Haven't you heard the later
uewsf lie shot himself this morning
Suicide. An attempt. but he failed
even at that.
--Yon didn't seem TO enjoy your din'
ner. No, answered Mr. Cumrx.
confess | was wondering about how
much ought 10 give the waiter. You
see, II you give waiter TOO little hi
snubs you, and IL you give him toe
much hr knows yon ARE stranger ~
the place and scorns you anyhow.
Uncle Jed was sitting ON the raj
fence, smoking his corneob pipe. Wh,
don't you milk the COWS yourself. ask
ed the traveller. who had stopped u
water his horse, instead OF letting you
wife do in I've done my share OF th'
work, mister, said Uncle led. calle'
the COWS up.
Il beg your pardon, said the ne"
arrival, but il seems 10 me it's exces
siyely warm here. Eth! WHAT snort
ed Satan. Evidently yon forget Mher'
You are. This place is meant TO b
warm. Quite SO. but there's such
thing as OVERRIDING ~
-Pearl--Do you think they will eve
reduce the alarming number OF divor
ccs among theatrical folksf Ruby
Sure. Pearl---And when. my dear
Ruby--why. when all the lawyer
bang out signs divorce Procnre'
Without Publicity"
The things ! got in today's shove
are lovely, said the bride 10 be. but $
few 81 them match Bnt IN a chm
shower, her mother reminded her. on
must expect broken lots.
Kind l.sdy-Wbst was your las
occupation. my poor mani britt
tieorpe WAS valet in a sawmil
mum. Kind I.ady--Valet IN a sswmill
0racionsf Whist were your duties
Gritty George had ~ dress undres'
al lumber, mum.
Bat. said the kind hearted house
keeper. don't sou know that ~ til
whole world there Is M place TX
homef Su,r. lady, replied Wake
Rlaads. dat de- reason feel 50 happ
lfayelin' from place ter place.
Miss Roxlsy. said The foxy fortnn
hunter. will you not deign u love m'
10 marry me. That's g"cddeai 4, -
peel. Mr. Hunter, replied the h"mrl
hrircss royly Nes, remarked :
sbough,lessiy. il viii lee go',d deal
IL works.
n Her Mother How long has NJ
siobo, b.su couriing you' THE DAugl
Ter Nrasi, tao years Her Mother
1 should think bed vi ii'e-d u NAL
ing hove Ia You The panRhi,.r-
guess he IL Al least he pr"porr'i IA
night
In len MINUTES the battle wouli u
gin. Tbs enemy o0innnber-i The
i've 10 one. Boys. said the capita
.olennls, v. hsyr hard work befv
az. See thai you are NIL sfm..d - n
teeth, Far dawn The linr little ofls
Il, nersoasly held up b.. hand. Pleas
caplaini Well. o'fiantyf Ill haven
any lathe.
Miss psssay irs, we're engage
Some people ARE mean enough ~ II
he's l.o yoans for nae. Miss Knox
K,d.cnlon.. Miss passay lsn'i
,hoaghs Mrs Knox -crrtaial,f lie
age fsa enongh after he's married
yoa.
The pssor boil proud dake dscid
" play sst. game, - instead 81 bear
ing The dear girls father IN his lar
wrote A. foliows, II want your dsar
~r--the fo~er 81 your family"
return mail came ihr old mans rcpl
"foar photography s@etns 10 hssr
eai wheel. What yoa wAnt - dcal
Hess the AGAR IN connection 9th .
dough. and Il ny giri wants yca ! -
poss III have 10 save ap