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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
TALK OF THE TOWN.

Cut flowers at Youngson's. Tel. Sl7-6.
| Wanted. 200 Carriages to store for
the winter. Geo. L. Mcfarland
Masonic charms and pins at l. P. Aus.
tins, "the watch and clock man.
L. P. Austin sells stone cutters glasses,
all kinds and prices, from zoe to $500
per pair
Any framed or unframed picture in
the store at the wholesale price II. +.
Baldwin.
just received, another barrel of those
delicious old fashioned norehound drops
at the Red Cross pharmacy.
Clairyoyant Tuesday and Thursday,
2 p. M to 8 p. M, Mrs. r. Z. Ellis, 25
Spaulding street, telephone 1861.
A complete line Of overshoes and rub
bers for men, women, boys, misses and
children, at the Peoples shoe store.
Typewriting and copying, writing
from dictation, circular letters
speciality. Mrs. Mary G. Nye, and s
blanchard block.
Pianos Ivers & Pond, McPhail,
Kinsbury, Wellington, Huntington, Story
Il Clark, and the Packard, at Baileys
music rooms, 200 North Main street.
If your eyes smart or feel bad when
you attempt to read in the evening, It
means that they need attention You
can get the right kind OF treatment at
l. p. Austin's, the watch and clock
man.
Special l5-day sale,-We will give You
% per cent. discount for any musical
instrument, except phonograph; we have
few second hand 10.inch disc records
which we viii sell at one-half price,
SOC each. A. Giachino, Vermont fruit
store, Barre, vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
GLEAM.MaS.

Clever thieves lowered two ton
uafe from the upper floor OF New
York building il the daytime and car
fed 1t away.
Patsey. gander owned by James
NJ. sholl. a farmer OF Burlington, n. j..
attacked a tramp intent on robbery.
and the hobo fed, leaving a section Of
his trousers in possession Of the fowl.
The terms highway" and high
roads" came into use from an early
custom Of raising public roads above
the level of tho country through which
they passed In order to secure drain
age.
Cider is one Of the most popular
drinks In Paris. The entire annual
consumption for France is about 2.6S0,-
100000 gallons. two-thirds Of which is
produced In the i've departments of
Normandy.
The missionary Haverstadt was so
well pleased with the language of the
Araucaniaa Indians Of Chile that he
published work on It in 1z7T adyo-
eating its adoption as universal
tongue for the world, a ready made
volapuk
Forty years ago buffalo meat was SO
common that it sold in Kansas City
for 10 cents a pound The other day
there a carcass from Frank Roekefel-
ler's ranch was shoEn before a butch
er shop, and the people didn't know
what it was.
n l. Weidman Of Leacoek. Pa. re-
Gently cut down what was probably
the biggest walnut tree In the country.
The diameter Of the trunk was six
feet three inches. and it made log
twenty-five feet long. the one end be-
ing only eight inches smaller than the
other II made altogether 1900 feet Of
lumber and weighed four and one-half
tons
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
Entertainment and Farce.

The entertainment to be given in the
vestry of the Uniyersalist church Wed.
nesday evening, January %, viii be as
follows:
Piano duett, Mrs. Edith Carr and Mrs.
Eta Eastman
Vocal solo, Miss Lila Morse.
Reading, Mr.. Heath,
Vocal solo, Mrs. Scott.
Reading, Blanche Tilden.
Piano duett, Mrs. Edith Carr and Mrs.
Eta Eastman
Cast for the Farce.
The farce, "The Champion of Her
Sex" viii then be given, with the fol-
lowing characters:
Mrs. Duplex with money and a mis-
sion), Mrs. NJ I. Paige.
Mrs, Deborah Hartshorn, her mother,
Mrs. W. f. Richardson
Florence Duplex, her daughter, Maude
Coburn.
Caroline Duplex, her step daughter
Berniee Sanders.
Rhoda Dendrons, her friend, Clara
Purvee.
Polite Nay, her friend, Mrs. Eta East
man
Kate o'Neil, the cook, Lizzie Murray.
Maggie Donovan, chamber maid, Belle
Nelson.
The doors will open at 1870; enter
tainment will begin at eight, Admis
sion, Is cents.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
WILLIAMSBURG.

d. w. Flagg's Wonderland Moving
Picture company win show at the town
hall Monday and Tuesday, January 20
and q, evenings, with all new pictures
and new songs.
There will be dance a the town
hall next Wednesday evening from to
10. The committee under the auspices
Of the Ladies' Aid Of the Universalist
church have this in charge and a good
time is expected. Music will be given
BY an orchestra Of four pieces. Home
made candy viii be sold during the even
ing and it is hoped there win be a good
attendance. Those who do not care to
dance are invited to come and help dis
pose Of the sweet things which viii be
for said Remember Wednesday, Jan.
%.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
MORTIFIED
Horace Smith Lost a Finger in a Chain
While Lozginy.

AAVhaSe oh4tn Lust ringer IN lnaln
While Logglny.
On last Thursday, Horace smith hac
the misfortune to lose a finger on his
right hand. lie was trying to chain
some legs on sled when the horses
started, the hook Of the chain catching
into his glove IN such as way as 10
tear out ont OF his fingers. Doctors
Shaw and Winch were called 10 dress
the wound. They found it necessary to
remove the bones OF the finger 10 the
joint in the hand Mr. Smith has SUI
fered much pain but is getting along
nicely.
NJ D Smith was business visitor in
Brattleboro Saturday
Miss Alice Farr has gone to Marshftld
for few days visit with relatives
Mrs. James Evans returned last night
from Barre, whore she has been the past
week with friends
]. II Talbot Was IN Ludlow the lat
ter part of the week, visiting his dauca
ter, Mrs. James o'Bnen.
The granite sheds 81 J. Il, Burns are
closed for a short time Mr. Burns has
gone away on short business trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Hutchinson 81 Bal
timore, Mds are spending few weeks
at the home Of Dir. Hutchinson's mother
Mrs IL f. Wittimore returned from
Boston on Monday, where she has been
with her nephew. Addison Denny, for
several weeks
g. A Cross II le firm 81 Gross Broth
ers left to-day for four weeks trip
To NEW York and Pennsylvania In the
interest Of the company.
a. X. Darling Of 81. Iohnsbury Il
caring for II. X Jones for short Time.
Mr. Jones fell upon the ice Z short time
ago, making il necessary for him to
have an attendant
The basket ball team at Norwich goes
TO Burlington tomorrow, where it plays
Vermont. This is expected 20 Be the
hardest game Of the year, a. the Yer
mont team is strong and plays hard
game
The last 81 the dancing school series
Of Miss Lois Giifin was held in Armory
hall last Friday evening, which was
masquerade BAH There was the iarg-
est crowd ever seen in Arnory hall
There were many rieh and attractive
costumes and the affair was great
success.
The dates for the annual fair for the
benefit OF the Mortified eornet band arc
set for February Is 10 ls inclusive. The
committee in charge Of the fair is doing
everything to make the fair as successful
as it has been for the last two years
Many new and attractive features are be
ing carefully arranged for IN the way
Of entertainment for each evening dur
ing the week.
The annual meeting Of the stockhold
ers Of the Vermont Hosiery and Ma
ehinefy company was held last Tuesday
at the Office OF G. D. Edgerton The
officers, H J.. Field, president, and Il
Nv. Dutton, treasurer. were re-ele ted
The other directors elected are 81
Richmond. A. f. Plastridge, +. A. Joslyn
Walter Dole. all Of Mortified, and G ID
Mather of Montpelier. A fine showing
for the first years business was made
Because Of the necessity Of fuuds for
the maintenance of the business. four
per cent. dividend only was made and
that on the purchase price Of the stock
c. n. Whitmarsh, rural carrier on
route no. (, has been taking few days
vacation
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
Joe KOraIsky. Custom TaiIOrl

Ladies' end reuslemen's garments cleaned.
Repairing pressing and dyeing neatly done.
or1efs ny telephone. Gents suits made 20
tfdef All fars repaired.
Tic ssHe Cleaning and DJeing Shop
Telephone sf5.A
Eastman Block, Is2 No. Main St., Barre.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
Pointed Paragraphs.

Get your friend out Of trouble before
you lecture him.
Don't be like the hen When It lays
an egg 1t does nothing else all day bus
call attention te it.
No one objects to man fighting FOR
his lie. It IS the man who fights for
i'm who is unpopular
You often laugh ut the man who 8
70 fast with his sympathy and SO s'oa
with his purse How are you yourseh
10 those psrticulars9
Il always makes the neighbor smia
ghen a woinaz boSses her husband
aBd they are particularly hilarious s.
it happened that he vas raised a pet
Atchiscn Globe
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
Notice to the Public.

We are still running a public surrey
and meeting ell trains. Telephone 252-A
Papin Bros.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
A Cure for Misery.

Il have found cure for the misery
malaria poison produces says R. NJ.
James Of LoueIlen, S. c. SITS called
Electric Bitters, and comes in 50-cent
bottles. Il breaks up a case OF ehills or
bilious attack in almost no time; and
it puts yellow jaundice eiean ont of com
mission This great tonic medicine and
blood purifier gives quick relief in all
stomach, liver and kidney complaints
and the misery Of lame back. Sold un-
der guarantee at the Red Cross pharna-
cy, RiekeIt q Wells.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
MAKES WORK EASIER
Barre People Are Pleased to Learn How
1t Is Done.

Ddiie fe0pie Are creased 70 Lsain hoW
1t Is Done.
It's pretty hard to attend to duties
With a constantly aching back;
With annoying urinary disorders.
Doan's Kidney Pills make work easier.
They cure backache.
They cure every kidney i'll.
Mrs. NJ. NJ. Nelson Of is West street,
Barre, VT, says: "Doan's Kidney Pills,
procured at L. A. browns drug store,
eight years ago, benefited me SO greatly
that | gave Tor publication a statement
telling ofmy satisfactory experience with
them. At that time severe attack Of
the grip had left my kidneys in a weak.
ened condition, aud instead Of getting
better ! grew worse. The slightest
housework tired me and il on my feet
much sharp pains csugTit me across my
back and compelled me TO stop end rest.
Other complications came on and trouble
with the kidney secretions set in. !
paid out over hundred dollars for doe
tors bills and medicines, but got no
relief. | war finally advised to try
Doan's Kidney Pills and did So re-
ceiyed relief from the first few doses and
az continued using the remedy the
attack from which l was suffering was
completely relieved. Since then | have
never been without Doan's Kidney Pills
in the house and have often used them,
and always With the same beneficial re-
suits. ! am always glad to recommend
this reliable medicine to my friends and
acquaintance"
For sale by all dealers Price so
cents. Foster Milbun Co., Buffalo, New
York, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the DoaD's--and take
no other.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
eRANITEvILLE.

Toe LADIES' Aid society Of the Pres
hyterian church VIII meet with Mrs.
Edwin Evans Wednesday afternoon at
two o'clock
Victor lodge. l. o. Q. T., n. Il, win
hou s regular meeting Wednesday
evening at o'colck.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
THE BARRE DAILY TIMES
TUESDAY, JANUARY al, 1908.
Life Insurance Saws

that certain sums Of money shall be
paid to some families every day next
week. Ii your name on our books I
5Dth year. National Life Insurance com
pany, Montpelier, vt. (mutual).
y. ). Ballard, general agent, Mont.
pelier; n. B. Ballard, local agent, Barre,
VT
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
GREAT REDUCTION SALE
OF
LADIES', MISSES and eSlLBHEES WINTER
COATS, SUITS and FURS
MaxfieId & Cutters, PlainfieId,
ONE DAY OILY. JAZZ 20. 1908

This Is an opportunity no lazy Nho Is eoinx
- wat garment l8f the neNF tHu yetf< can
well aaord 6 miss We secured this fira 81
consignment Ear a enc DAYS sale fnm the we'll
knowa ylnak and sait Hoass Of Z. r Ciskson
4 Co. ct Burlington. W
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21

The greatest giutton OF any day
seems to have been Vitelllns. the Ro-
man emperor He would oil himself to
the bursting point. take a violent
emetie and then repeat the goreins
performance time after tine.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
CARD.

We, the undersigned, do hereby agree
to refund the money on 50-cent bottle
Of Greene's Warranted Syrup Of Tar If
It fails to cure your cough or cold. We
also guarantee a 25-cent bottle to prove
satisfactory or money refunded
Red Cross Pharmacy, e. A. Drown,
C. II. Kendrick & Co, d. f. Davis,
George L. Edison, ]. A. Macarthur,
w. Il. Miles & Co, McAllister Bross
D. G. Howard, j. A. Cumming,
j. w. Parmenter.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-21
READY For SIZE.


Buy goods where they are guaranteed
wood, iron and paint. We expect to
sell Sleigs and all kinds Of Vehicles for
a long time therefore we cannot afford
to sell single thing that will not stand
the test. You will find us here every
day in the year to make our guarantee
good. We have sleigh for S25, but it
isn't in it with the
OLD COMFORT SLEIGH,
made by the Cortlandt Cart and Car
rage Co. of Sidney, N. Y.
We have complete line Of Blankets,
Fur Robes, Whips and Harness.
Also good bargains in Second hand
Harness, Sleighs, etc.
1t would please us to have you call,
get our low prices, see the goods and
talk it over with us.
49,
H. F. CUTTERS STABLE,
Rear City Hotel, Telephone 1872
, 1908-08-10
BETTER COUNTRY LIFE.
President Roosevelt Appoints Commits
sion on subject.

Oyster Bay, L. L., Aug. 10.-Assert-
ing his belief that the increase Of the
well being of the American farmer has
not kept pace with that of the country
as a whole, President Roosevelt has
requested five experts to serve as a
commission on country life and con-
duct an investigation aimed at bring.
ing about substantial betterment of
the social, sanitary and economic con-
ditions on American farmers.
He has asked that this commission
seek a solution of the problem as to
how farm life can be made less soil
tary, more replete with opportunity,
freer from drudgery, more comfortable
and more attractive.
The men invited to serve as mem.
bers OF the investigating commission
are Prof. l.. H. Bailey of the New York
State College of Agriculture; Henry
Wallace of Wallace farm, Des Moines,
Ia; Kenyon L. L.utterfeld, president of
the Massachusetts, agricultural col
lege; Clifford Pinchot of the United
States forestry service, and. Walter H.
Page, editor Of the Worlds Work.
, 1908-08-10
REAR ADMIRAL GIVEN BANQUET
BY GOVERNMENT OF NEW
ZEALAND AT AUkLAND
THIS EVENING.
Prime Minister Sir Joseph George
Ward Toasts King Edward and
President Roosevelt as Richly En-
.dowed With Common senes and
Both Peacemakers-city Brilliant
iy Illuminated for Occasion.

Auckland, N. a.. Aug. 10.-The gov
eminent gave a banquet TO Rear Ad
miral Sperry and officers of the Amer
lean b%attleship feet, now anchored in
this harbor, at Drill hall tonight. The
affair was carried out on a magnificent
scale.
Toast to Two Rulers
The prime minister. Sir Joseph
George Ward. proposed a toast to
King Edward and President Rockwell
In thes cesyse ~ which he-sAt6
Both Have Common oenstl
Each is a born ruler, richly en-
lowed with common sense, and an ard
ent lover of his country and his people.
Each is a ~peacemaker. The American
navy Is one Of the greatest and most
efficient in the world"
sperry Given Ovation.
When the commander-in-chief rose
to reply lie received a tremendous ova-
ton. He said he could safely say that
there was nothing nearer to the heart
of President Roosevelt than the cor.
dial welcome extended by the New
Zealanders to the fleet, and he was
confident that 1t was agreeable to the
king.
City Illuminated.
The Examinations in Auckland to-
night were brilliant and the fireworks
display was extensive.
, 1908-08-10
SAFETY Valve for vesuvius.

An Italian scientist proposes to sup
ply a safety valve for Vesuvius by
boring a tunnel in the base of the
mountain and letting the lava escape
into the sea His idea is to bore, the
tunnel while the crater is in a state
of coma, n he believes hat when
the volcano becomes active such a
channel would be sufficient TO carry
away the lava. His whole proposal,
however, is not to let the lava escape
altogether, but to run 1t into molds
and make it into blocks for use In the
streets and quays of Naples. In all
probability his scheme will die a nat
ural death.-From August Popular Me-
chanics.
, 1908-08-10
A MAKE SPEED.
Captain Baldwin Not Afraid Of Failure
In Balloon Tests.~

Washington, D. c., Aug. 10.-It is not
expected that the Official speed test of
Captain Thomas ]. Baldwin's dirigfble
balloon will be held at Fort Myer to-
day, as announced. as the carburetters
for the motor have not been received.
The failure of Captain Baldwin to at
tempt a speed trial on Saturday. as
announced, was taken by some to in
dictate that he could not make the
required speed Of sixteen miles an
hour, but Baldwin said: ut has no
time occurred to me that l would not
fulfill the speed requirements. am
satisfied We will make twenty-five
miles an hour in the official trial"
, 1908-08-10
How the Star. Are Counted.

The gigantic task Of counting all the
stars in the heavens and assigning to
each its proper magnitude is one that
demands the quality of almost infinite
patience, and without the art of photo
graphy the task would be almost i'm
possible.
Photographic plates covering the
whole of the southern hemisphere
have already been secured, and these
with the series dealing with the north
ern hemisphere will number more
than 200. Each plate. which is Is
inches square, records from 10000 to
100000 starry images. and on a rough
calculation the total number of stars
photographed will be about 23, 900, 900.
The task of counting the stars on
the plates has already been commenc-
ed and this work. together with the
cataloguing, will take at least 10
years-From August number OF Popu-
lar Mechanics.
, 1908-08-10
MEETING OF
SHEEP men
ALBANY COUNTY ASSOCIATION
ASKED TO SEND DELEGATES
TO SALT LAKE MEETING.
Letter Of Secretary Walker Of Ma
tionai Wool Growers Association
To Secretary King of Local As
ISOLATION Concerning Warehouses
and Markets at wool Genters. -

j.. H. King, secretary of the Albany
County Sheep and W,-pl Growers as
ISOLATION, has received from George
S. Walker, Of Cheyenne, secretary or
the National Wool Growers associa-
ton, a letter giving him the result of
the meeting of the executive commit
tee at Chey enne July 23d, when plans
were discussed for establishing large
wool warehouses and markets at Chi
cago and other centers. Mr.. King was
informed that an adjourned meeting
would be held at Salt Lake on August
25th, when the plans discussed at
Cheyenne, and the report of the COM
mittee sent to Chicago to investigate
the matter, will be submitted. The
National association invited the Al
bany county association to pafticl-
pate in the Salt Lake meeting and
send a large delegation. Any wool.
grower will also be made welcome.
Mr.. Walker says:
An Important Problem.
"The marketing of our wool is the
most important problem that has con-
fronted us in years. Do not lay this
matter aside, but take immediate &C
ton along the lines suggested. In ad-
dition to the wool storage movement,
other matters of vital Importance TO
the sheep and wool growers VIII be
discussed at the Salt Lake meeting
Call for Meeting Here.
Acting upon the suggestion of Sec
rotary Walker, E. j. Bell, the presi-
dent, and ]. Fl. King, the secretary, of
the Albany County Sheep and Wool
Growers association has issued a call
for a meeting of the association and
all other sheepmen in the county, to
be held at the city hall in this city.
on Saturday, August Is, at 2 O'Clock
p. M, when the matter OF sending del
egates to the Salt Lake meeting will
be discussed. All sheepmen are urg
ed to attend.
, 1908-08-10
texas Complaint Flied.

Washington, D. c., Aug. 10.-The
complaint Of the railroad commission
Of Texas against several railroads
that have given notice Of increases in
freight rates which became effective
in that state today, was hled today
with the interstate commerce commits.
sion.
Similar to Mayfeid Charges.
The charges contained in the com
plants are similar to those made in q
recen communication to Chairman
Knapp by Allison Mayaeld, chairman
of the Texas railroad commission, and
already made public.
Will Be Notified to Reply.
The Interstate commerce commits
sion will tomorrow notify the railroads
concerned In the increased rates to
Texas common points to reply to the
complaints filed today within fifteen
days.
, 1908-08-10
CHILDREN OF JANIToR OF TENE
MENT BURNED IN FIRE IN
CITY OF NEW YORK AND
TEN INJURED.
Scores Of Occupants Carried Down
Ladders by Firemen and Scenes
Of Panic Ensued-Phipps Power
Building Fire in Pittsburg Threat
ened congested Portion of city
Heavy Child Mortality.

New York, Aug. 10.-Four children
Of one family dead and ten other per-
sons seriously burned or injured Is the
record of a fierce blaze that early to-
day swept through a crowded tene-
ment at East One Hundred and
Twelfth street.
Scenes of Panic.
Scores were carried down the lad
ders by firemen, and scenes of panic
ensued as the scantily dressed tenants
rushed to the street.
DsIonged to One Family.
The dead were the children of Vim
censo Sausto, ~ianitor OF the house.
aged 10 months to 10 years. Sausto,
his wife and another son are suffering
from severe burns.
Strong Smell Of Kerosene.
The police declare the fire Of in
cendiary origin, a strong odor Of kero-
sxnne being detected In the lower hall.
Uhsre the IRE started. There were
AZ spqrsons in the building.
, 1908-08-10
DINNER ON
THE SYSTEM
COLONEL BELL TO LAUNCH a
GREAT IRRIGATION SCHEME
AROUND FEeTAL BOARD.
Senator Warren, Former senator Car
ey, .. ). Kent. Prssldsnt Miller,
Ohio Visitors. sheridan Downey,
Illinois Visitors and Colonel An
derson Among the speakers.

Colonel E. J. Bell, Who'll 8 at the head
of one Of the largest private irriga.
ton schemes ever undertaken in Wyo.
ming, being no less than the building
OF a reservoir and It's consequent
bitches and canals that will reclaim
from 10000. to 100, 900 acres Of some
of the most fertile lands in the Lara
ME valley, will give a dinner tonight
to a number of Ohio gentlemen, who
are here to Investigate the proposition
with a view to entering into the CO
operative plan to foster the work. The
colonel has invited two score OF
friends to meet with him at the Union
Pacific hotel at z o'clock. and with
them will be Senator Warren, former
Senator Carey, Colonel H. l.. Ander.
son, Hon. S. J.. Kent, President Fred
A. Miller, President Ivinson, Hon. Otto
Gramm, Judge G. H. Barbour of New
Sharon, Ia, Judge Lott r. Herrick and
L. r. Murphy of Illinois, Sheridan Dow.
ney and many others. ~,
The Toasts.,
ioAo"iHe oeeh
~ WIN rrot. ..D as tne
toastmaster, wno himself VIII SPEAK
o the f'andpotnt Of tne cniei agri.
culturist IN the state asdtne neao Oh
the experiment station, lntFouucing the
speakers In turn in.
fresident, hNiierGLArsmie ano the
rams Line. :.
L. H. Murpny-'Flrst impressions.
HI Ancerson-'Ine Haiiroad and
the farmer. -.
L. n. Herrick- Wnat lo you lhink
OF
senator Future OF Wyo
ming.
= ,. beii-sWnat we 1--WE At our
very upors. !.
q. =. Some ~e39ecstiohs.
s0nee :. IF rloheer
irrisatlon ffolect ana He1Ftts.
~ nohy o. ohlo-A AfcReye Out
" ~.
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wyVe
hent- fusale tafsro
cues L'st.
ANON Tue sues.s VINO Hre e1pecl-
ca 70 sit az tne tsp,e VIII De +. n.
, 1908-08-10
Practical Advice.

The Good Thing was discovered in
the back yard kicking himself. says
the Chicago News.
why this st~renuosity?" asked one
of his neighbors.
why thisTtleopagc oAdocoRBtoeus
Last week sent a dollar In ans
wei to an advertisement offering q
method of saving gas bills" answered
the G. T.. "and just received the in
forfation."
"Well?" Quered the n%eighbor.
ut vas in the form of a printed slip
directing me to paste them in a scrap
book" replied the victim as he braced
himself for another kick.