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The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11
GYPSUM.

Mrs. L. f. Cooley and Eo
Slaughter made. a rushing busi
ness trip to Glenwood last Satur
day.
The Nj. f. church here is now
holding revival services. Rev
Lumley from Rife is assisting oul
pastor, Rev. Rose.
! Everybody around here is busy
putting up ice now in order that
we may have cool drinks next
summer.
J. II. Heyer and family returned
rom their visit in Missouri last
Friday night.
Miss Agnes Quinlan, teacher at
Wolcott, left on No. 4 Friday to
begin her school work there again
Monday.
Miss Laura Thomas departed
on No. Friday for her home at
HOrtense.
Mr.. and Mrs. O. w. Daggett
and Mr.. and Mrs. Theo Stremme
were Eagle visitors Monday.
Miss Lenna Lupton returned
from Eagle Monday. She attend
ed the New Years dance there.
Martin Stahl was in town We'd
nesday.
We now have a new high school
student, Kenneth Rule from Eagle
commencing Monday.
f. D. Packard came down on
No. l Tuesday night from Ed
wards where he had been the past
few days. He spent the greater
part of the winter at Whitewater.
DR.. Green was in town Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. G.. CardneIl
spent a few days of last week Wis
iting with their relatives, Mr.. R.
N. Shryack and family.
Mrs. p. X. Barthell left on No.
3 Saturday for her home at Car
bondale.
Tim Wolf left for his home in
Indiana the first of the week.
H. A. Hockett shipped one car
Of horses and five cars Of cattle to
eastern markets Wednesday. Sam
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Kerr en-
tertained Mr.. and Mrs. Overholt
last Sunday.
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COUNTRY CORRESPONDENCE
BATrLEMENT MESA.

The smallpox is checked now
and there is no danger of it
spreading any more. The schools
opened Monday, the sixth.
Mr.. and Mrs. Scoggins spent
New Years day with Mr.. and
Mrs. H. T. Sherman.
Mrs. VIM. Duplice entertained
Mrs. Reynaird at at her home last
Sunday.
Mrs. Anna Bradley left for her
home in Nevada last Sunday. She
has been spending several months
with her sister, Mrs. Spencer
Ed Mohn has been spending a
few days with his sister, Mrs.
Hedrick, of Glenwood.
The H. c. C. met this week at
the home of Mrs. Siperelle.
Prof. Frank Station returned
home Sunday from visiting
friends in Iowa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Conner moved
from Grand Valley to their ranch
this side of the river last week.
R. V. Reynaird has rented the
Shut ranch for the coming year
and will move on it in March.
w. R. Vance is under the
weather at present.
Walter Miner is very i'll with
infammatory rheumatism. Doc
tor Miller is in attendance.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

Hall and John Green went with
them.
Miss Hazel Machin is now in
Aspen again attending school.
\. F. Grmdel from Leadville
spent the first part of the week
visiting at the Grundel ranch.
Mrs. Davenport came down
from Leadville last Saturday
where she spent the holidays with
her daughter. She is now visit
ing with Mrs. Casper Schumm.
j. p. Oleson returned from Pom
cha Springs Tuesday on No. l.
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EAGLE,

The Ladies' Aid society met at
the parsonage Wednesday.
DR.. Wiley made large ship.
ment of hogs last Wednesday,
which he followed on the passen-
ger train that night. He expects
to be away over a month visiting
parents and relatives at and near
Kansas City.
Mrs. Chas. Wood is recovering
slowly from a very serious illness.
Ellery Green is reported abor
the same and is confined to Ills
bed.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. hartman
and family have been i'll with the
going round" epidemic of grip,
and Mrs. hartman is still quite i'll.
Shirley Tuck returned home
last Friday from Denver where
he spent the holidays with Mrs.
Wright, his wife s sister.
Bert Wolverton has been quite
i'll with the prevailing grip, but
with a comely looking profession
al nurse in our midst we dare say
all the young men Of the town
will be hunting after ailments.
Miss Miller, daughter of our d.
& r. G. agent, returned Saturday
to Leadville to resume her stud
les after a weeks visit with her
father at the depot.
Mrs. A. D. Mckenzie and Mrs.
DR.. Wiley spent Wednesday in
Gypsum.
Miss Mahony and Miss Good
son were initiated into the lodge
of the Women of Woodcraft We'd
nesday night.
There will be banquet given
by the Woodmen and Women of
Woodcraft at their annual install
lation Of members.
Ralph Belding left for Boulder
Saturday night where he will re-
sumo his school work.
Mrs. Shirley Tuck returned
home from Denver Monday MORN
ing where shs had spent. about .
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LEGAL,
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Timber Land Act, June 3, 1878.
United States Land Office,
Glenwood Springs, Colo,
January 8, 1908.

'dludi o, Iooc.
Notice is hereby given that in
compliance with the provisions of
the act of congress of June 3.
1878, entitled, can act for the
sale of timber lands in the states
of California, Oregon, Nevada and
Washington territory" as ex-
tended to all the public land states
by act of August 4, 1892, Perry c..
Coryell, of New Castle, county of
Garfield, state of Colorado, has
this day filed in this office his
sworn statement No. 34S for the
purchase of the SCI SWi Sec. 35,
TIP. 8 S, R. 80 w. 9th p. NJ. and
will offer proof to show that the
land sought is more valuable for
Its timber or stone than for agri-
cultural purposes, and to establish
his claim to said land before the
register and receiver at Glenwood
Springs, Colo, on Monday, March
80. 1908.
lie names as witnesses: James
Duce. Henry R. Townsend. John
W. Ritter and Bert Gregori, all of
New Castle, Colo.
Any and all persons claiming
adversely the above described
lands are requested to file their
claims in this office on or before
said 3Oth day of March. 1908.
j. F. SQUIRE,
Register.
1-11-3-14
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

ing received telegram announc-
ing the death of her father, Mr.
J. NJ, S. Souder, at his home in
Clio, la. Mr.. Souder had passed
the allotted three-score years and
ten, and had been in feeble health
for some time. Nevertheless, the
news of his death was a surprise
and great shock to Mrs. Wool
ever. Mr.. and Mrs. Woolever
leave tonight for Clio to be pres
ent at the funeral.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE
TO SUBSCRIBERS

January 1st The Post must 90
on practically a cash in advance
basis. This decision is not ours, it
is a federal mandate and must be
obeyed. On January 1st the new
postal law went into effect pro-
hibiting the mailing of papers as
second-class matter unless the sub
scriptions ar practically paid up.
Publishers who show desire
to comply with the new reguIa-
tons are given a short time in
which to adjust their business to
the new ruling. But the law is
actually in force now and it is only
through a literal violation thereof
that we mail any subscriber his
paper, who is over one year in ar
rears.
The Post management has been
very lenient with subscribers, as
we have enjoyed the personal ac-
quaintance of the majority of our
readers and we are glad to state
that we have lost but little by
deadbeats.
We have trusted some for sew
eral years or until it was conve-
nient for them to pay, and it is
pleasant to know that our conf
dence has not been misplaced.
Under this new ruling, however,
this practice of carrying subscrib-
ers indefinitely must be abolished
After all, the new law is good
one. 1t permits the publisher to
know where he stands and pre-
vents the accumulation of big sub
scription bills. We believe but
few will object to paying in ad-
vance, and that our lists will suf-
fer very little on account of the
new law.
We have carried some of you
for several years and furnished
you good reading matter at time
when you wanted it and appreci-
ated it, even though you could not
well pay for it.
Now we must ask you to show
your appreciation by helping us
to comply with the new ruling.
You will do it, won't your
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Glenwood News
From Thursdays Daily Post.

From Thursdays Daily Post.
f. a. Maxwell of Silt is here.
C. C. Parks left for Denver last
night.
c. NJ. Keck is in Denver on
business.
c. w. Fravert of Rifle is visit
ing Glenwood.
Mrs. w. P. Kennedy is suffer.
ing from an attack of the grip.
John Renstrom of Gulch is reg
istered at the Hotel Glenwood.
Alex Job is up from Divide
creek looking after business mat
ters.
+. F. Reed of Grand Valley is
transacting business in Glenwood
today.
DR.. W. G. Lockard of New
Castle is spending the day in
Glenwood.
James Ewers and William
Cant, both of Divide creek. re-
ported for jury duty Wednesday.
Miss Josephine De Meershman
and John c. Heberling were mar
ried this afternoon by Judge He'd
den.
Mrs. Serena Pollock of Rifle,
sister of County Treasurer Me-
Phee, is assisting with the work of
the treasurer's office.
County Treasurer f. McPhee,
who has been at the santarium
for several days, is much i'm.
proved and expects to be about
again soon.
|. w. Graham. ID. J. Corbett
and J. COrley, all of Rife, called |
as jurors in the district court re-
ported and were excused Wednes-
day and returned to their respect |
i've homes.
A Midland brakeman named
Nelson was badly injured at Car
Tiff today. He was brought to
ilenwood on a switch engine and
aiken to the Glenwood sanitari-
I'm. We have not been able to
earn up to the time of going to
press, the extent of the mans in
uries.
The funeral of II. Station was
leld today from the ranch resi-
lence near Cattle creek. 1t was
me of the largest country frmer-
lis held in Garfield county in
many months. In fact. the neigh
'ors came from many miles. The
ervlce was conducted by Rev. E.
Y. Mallery, a friends of the fam
ly for many years. Interment
vas in Rosebud cemetery.
Mrs. w. 0. Woolever this morn
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

For Sale.-Twenty five to 30
tons of good alfalfa hay. deliv.
cred at my ranch on Divide creek
or will feed it on the place if de.
sired.
GEORGE BUM,
l-ll-23 Raven, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1908-01-11

For Sale.-2O acres fruit land ::
400 young trees; ! acre berries; :;
4-room frame house, implements.
two wagons, team, harness. etc.
For particulars address Box 162.
Grand Valley, Colo. 1-11-tf
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CLOSE TO THE LIMIT.

Talking about mean men," said the
man in the macintosh, "old Hewli-
gus can give pointers to all of 'em.
When he found out that his children
were taking Jumps of sugar out of the
box in the pantry and feeding them to
the next door neighbours pony. how
do you suppose he stopped it?"
Whipped the children" hazarded
the man with his feet on the table.
Worse than that"
Soaked the Jumps OF sugar in kero-
semen" suggested the man with the
dubious nose.
Worse than that"
"Sprinkled red pepper on them?"
ventured the man with the frazzled
trousers.
Worse than that. None Of you could
guess 1t in year He went TO a
stonecutter's shop and had two or
three dozen chunks of marble made
into cubes. He took the sugar Jumps
out of the box in the pantry, put
thes marble cubes in their place
and"
"Oh, come off!"
TRY that on some other crowd"
Gentlemen, it's a fact, and / can
lick anybody that doubts it!'
After which the session broke up in
a row.-Chicago Tribune.
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An Appetizer.

"A lot of people who never buy any.
thing come in here and loaf around
and tune up their systems" says a
marketman. when those unprofit.
able visitors began to hang around my
shop l felt inclined to resent their
cheek.
But when they explained the reason
| hadn't the heart to turn them out.
1t seems that few doctors in this
town have more common sense than
professional sagacity. They have come
to the conclusion that the best appe.
tizer a man can find is uncooked cuts
of roasts and steaks and fresh fruits
and vegetables; so, instead of filling
their patients up with pills, they just
prescribe a walk around to a combina-
ton meat and green grocers market.
where big whiffs of natures real tonic
are on tap free Of cost.
so every day my market is turned
into clinic for dyspeptics. They take
up room, and often get in the way, but
don't like to kick. / was always
soft, and, anyway, the new treatment
means new customers for me in the
end, so | shall not be out anything"
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Railroad Helps African CITY.

T3e completion of the Uganda rail-
road from Mombasa to Port Florence,
on Lake Victoria, $50 miles, suddenly
brought Mombasa into prominence as
one of the future mainland ports of
East Africa, and this has enhanced
from year to year until now Mohbasa
is a port of call for all the regular
steamship lines maintaining communi
cation with Europe The Uganda rail
road taps not only the heart Of Central
Africa, but draws a considerable
amount of its carrying trade from SEQ.
tions of German East Africa not
reached by the German railroads
Very little if any of the goods shipped
to or from points served by the Uganda
railroad reach Zanzibar for trans
slipment-Consular and Trade Re-
ports.
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sibly get it in its first stages the
chance of cure would be so much
the greater
In this new ward we will encourage
natients to come of themselves. OF
course. we would hardly take paretic
or one with senile dementia, but where
II is a case of nervous breakdown we
would be only too glad. We will put
in this new ward all those cases in
which we consider there is ground for
4,ope. That doesn't mean that we
have in the other departments no pa
tieuts for whom there is no hope
far from 1t. But when we think the
case is incipient we will put the case
in this new ward, there to start the
cure-if 1t be possible-as soon as
possible.
people sick physically are often
sick mentally. Those are the cases we
can best reach. A little quiet and rest,
good food. peaceful surroundings, and
the cure is far easier than II would
have been had the patient been kept
at home to allow his or her case 10
become chronic.
Sleep and Eat in Bath.
Suppose we get patient VINO is
excited and restless. She cannot
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perhaps another day--and your
,ninu might have been gone forever
VOW you are yourself again. ready IN
20 out Into the world and face n with.
out qualm. ~ WIZ
nat is the way New York is saving
those about.to.be insane ~ s'
Many Patients Cured.
rhls splendid place up on the Hud.
son near Poughkeepsie has . 200 M.
uents. II averages two new ones n
Jay Some % per cent of all those
received are discharged as cured But
Oh those who have incipient insanity
ana can be taken in time the per.
centage OF cures is 20 per cent.
Inc Acute ward has been bnilt for
lneipient cases-those on the verge
VI insanity 1t wants people 20 come
Vi 'helr own accord 1t wants 10 get
cases before they become chronic In
oruer mat there may be chance to
cure. "'oe W
DR.. /. G. Harris took a writer for tho
sunday World around the new build.
ing the other day 1t looks like a we'll.
quilt hotel. There are accommoda.
lions for so patients. 40 of each sax
FOR those who are not excitable there
are small dormitories; for other cases
there are private rooms.
In each wing there is recent,op
room and diningroom and an open.air
porch. The patients sit six at a table
Just as they might in hotel. at tabIes
deeked with flowers and bearing spot.
less silver and immaculate linen. The
1000 Is far better than the average
clearinghouse provides.
There are three floors, each with
It's separate rooms and dormitories.
and rooms for physicians and attend.
ants. Each floor has its own sitting
room and bath arrangements for the
continuous bath, and there are also
all the other kinds of bath which any
SICK person might need-douche. sitz.
needle, rain, spray and ordinary tub
and shower.
There Is a fully-equipped electric
room, too, where there are electric
baths, X rays, static treatment and
other things of twentieth century in
vention.
Like Any Other Disease.
insanity" said Dr. Harris, us Just
like any other disease. The sooner we
get 1t the better the chance for q
cure. The trouble is to-day that we
get the average case only after 1t
has become chronic. If we could DOS.
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periods. Those who can be trusted are
allowed the freedom of the grounds;
others even may go to town II they
desire.
But, what is best of all, 1t costA
nothing If the patient cannot pay
Board, lodging, medical attendance,
clothing, everything-th state OF
New York will pay for If you cannot
If you can pay 81, So, IS, $40, all right
But all this newest treatment is
free If you cannot pay.-New York
World.
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sleep; she is tearing around, imagining
the whole world is against her. We
put her In the continuous bath. She
sleeps there and eats there. You can
hardly imagine the change that comes
over her And II things are favorable
her cure is very simple.
IF she needs II, we have the cleo.
tricity. There is a massage table,
where tired muscles may be started
anew and the blood gain freshened
circulation. She may be just on the
borderland-thist treatment will often
save her, She gets quieted nerves
and new hope; that is the start Of a
cure.
"Of course, some will apply who are
not insane, but think they may be.
II may be only prostration. Imagine
the relief to them when we tell them
that they are all right mentally
not insane, but mentally tired.
One of the great rewards of our
profession is the thanks we often get
from those we have cured. They did
not know at the time what the mat
ter was. but after they had been
cured they realized what had been
done for them. think there is moth.
ing that can satisfy physician more
than the appreciation of those he has
saved from mental night"
Already there have been many appli-
cants for the new treatment When
the new hospital opens 1t will be first
come, first served. II the patients be
found to improve upon treatment they
will not be deemed insane. II they
should fail mentally after a period of
six months, then the regular commit
ment proceedings will ensue, just as
they would have done had the patient
waited till the disease had progressed
too far.
Work When Possible.
To-day rs per cent. Of the men pa
tients and 65 per cent of the women
patients at Poughkeepsie are able to
work. This gives their minds some
thing to think about and helps toward
cure, II this be possible. They are
encouraged to wear their own clothes
II they can afford 1t, and they are al
lowed to receive as many visitors as
the doctors consider good for them.
There are games for them to play,
and pianos, If they are musicians.
Bathing is insisted upon. If the pa
tients want to battle they may do so
as often as they please. If they don't
want to. then they must lat regular
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Noise.

Noise, at first cultivated In this land
by the Indians, has reached its climax
in the college yell. 1t is used at po-
litical conventions, at christenings, and
ct women's clubs. No monument was
necessary for the man who first in
vented noise. His work lives after
him.
Noise is used by cities, which have
the first call for 1t. They split 1t up
into as many sounds as possible and
divide 1t among all.
Noise varies In It's volume and in
tensity, from embryonic and immature
sawmill to a baby crying in the night.
Life.
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ALWAYS.

Since Adams day to this good time
1t has been only human,
Whatever be mans fault or crime,
To blame II on the woman.
II man Is caught committing crime
When asked what made him do Il,
He points some woman out each time
And says; she held me to It,"
And even II he kills the she,
Mixed with his tears and rulings.
'Twixt sobs and throes OF misery.
He says: 1T was her doingsl''
oh, Eve, since you that apple picked
1t has been weakly human
To sob when we're by justice prickods
And cry: 1T was the womanl"
Houston Post
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Too Modest to Wear Il.

Real hero. eh?" Intercepted the
tourist.
"You bet Bill is hero" drawled
the old farmer. "He rescued six head
of people, and received Carnegie
medal"
And was he glad when he received
it?"
YES; but Bill was too modest to
wear it, 80 he used 1t as a fishing
sinker."-Chicago Daily News.
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Juvenile Critics.

my, but dat is loud Merry
Widow!" exclaimed the tall messen-
ger boy, as he peered into the box he
was about to deliver.
We'll. should smile!" responded
his short chum. 1T is so loud IT
looks more like merry.go-round."- -
Chicago Daily News.
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Bringing II to a Climax.

II know what's passing in your
mind" suddenly said the maiden as
the habitually silent caller stared at
her. II know, too. why you are calling
here night after night. apporpriating
my time to yourself and keeping other
nice young men away. You want me
to marry you, don't your"
Idol" gasped the young man.
II thought 80 Very well; I will
Judge.
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lIl-Direeted Eneray.

You say that you were discharged
from your former place for being too
industrious"
Yes, ma'am."
That's very strange What did
you do?"
II went down in the cellar one day
and busted the old wine bottles."-
Royal Magazine.
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The Trouble.

II thought you and your wife were
living very happily"
"oh, my wife and l are happy all
right She says she can get along
with me, but ever since we've been
married the troubles been that she
can't get along with my salary."-De
troit Free Press
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Harmony Club, Too.

Jack-It is strange how the attend
ance at the Girls Harmony club keeps
up these warm nights. No one mem
Der misses a meeting
Myrtilla-They are afraid to miss
a meeting. The absent are always
knocked unmercifully.-Ch Daily
News.
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Quick Work.

Muggins-Busby is remarkably
easy man to get acquainted with, don't
you think?
Jones-I never noticed It,
Muggins-He is, though. hadn't
known him for over an hour before 1
borrowed shilling of him, and inside
of the next hour we got SO we'll ac-
quainted that he refused to lend me
another one.-Royal Magazine.
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Trouble Over Red.

Patience-How are the Higgins get
ting on?
Patrice-Oh, they've had trouble al
ready.
mot already?"
Yes; you see, Higgins has red
haired stenographer, and the other day
Mrs. Higgins overheard him say he
was very partial to red."-Yonkers
Statesman.
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The Difference.

Does she shrink from the water?"
mo. but her bathing suit does.'-
Detroit Free Press
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MRS. think it strange that your
friend Tobbs never married.
Mr.-Oh, you don't know Tobbs
He isn't such fool as he looks!-
Chicago Journal.
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Mabel-so you didn't have him?
Flossie-No.
Mabel--Wasn't your father on his
side?
Flossie (sadly)-No-behind him.
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Tommy Giggs--My sisters sweet
heart kicked my dog yesterday, but L
got even with him. you bet
Johnny Briggs-How?
Tommy Giggs--I mixed quinine with
her face powder. Won't she taste bit
ter!-Royal Magazine.
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Sleep and Eat In Bath.

Suppose we get patient who is
excited and restless. She cannot