The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-01
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on Isss Ssofs se pss on on her ssoekinssssi; ss; A crazy man in Tusceloosa has Kilied thousands of files with ruler. Now isrminatins ssSs osausoss s snd wei vote him public benefactor. ,nbssa ssssBss ws .sx has ss sc him to do Is to move to Montsonnery. A Brooklyn man who deserted his tssar ssy wa asss s s' w oS S.Is s sweet time rejecting on his mis- deeds.
 Bili and Blii viii be the the fayorisss Y ;.. 1 this press sss; the the oi1 I sfo Variety was stiii hold. Ing its own
 .'old Tompkias spent the day here sYou nay well say that--from what I know of the old skin-nint he didn't spend anything else"
 A hackrnAu in concordia, Kans, has made enough money in . few r1onths to buy e theatre. which isn't surprising at After Arthur Dany became an expert wife. she sued him for divorce.
 tIsn't that just like . wonnanD
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 A rural preacher of our acduaintance says always let your wife have tho last word.'s Such advice seems to us superhuous.
 It takes all kinds to make q world including the woman who will invari- ably go into a sick room and talk about the hereafter.
 A Florida man Is going from St. Au- entirely of newspapers. Another illus sR sprosasa a the tse pSMan Bismsd thins S 1ossn. spring a leak).
 Montgomery and Heaven are so near short of rank pessimist to draw the distincticn.
 A Yonkers man was the other day thirty days ," 'H A airts .sShsnass5S.. aAs ''s
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 In . noisy way
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 ..what did your nshins trip cost My reputation Tor vsraeity.''
 Why Is 1t . supposedly deaf person can always hear, Have q drink on me" so much palmer than Lend me i've Texas is one place where, according to the newspaper stories they always have orderly and "sentlenaanly" The wife in Abyssinfa always owns the house and contents. News Item.
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 The mean average of the tesnperature. sarss in ias. ii i. I: i: SSsss,s SSsS say awfuls mean
 The secret is out:, The Mayor of Timpson. Tex, who receives &1 q year, snD;.,S. snDS newsRSppssEE Th cs cGSrse p,, newspaper man knows how to-ilve on xl year. Pa Why don't you send something tes punk stun these days"
 Why. Is there fool born every once OadG s oSiSioS ToS % so a'ssRl Woman s0 os SsS Fer
 Miss City Girl Miss City Girl with marcelled curl,
 
 Now once agaan through country lane And by the mossy~brink. With laughter gay will pick her way Mid clover and mid bees; Where bird-songs sweet her path will
 greet,
 With every passing breeze. The farmers boy with heart of joy. Will pilot her about, While she. discreet How cute; how At everything will shout. Miss City Girl she is a pearl A jewel. rich and rare, And hat on fluffy hatrt The one bright gleam of the farm bOy's That makes the old farm gay. But. ah, too bad--iife seems so sad When she has gone away! Dear Driftwood: Your latest ques- ton: Why does girl kiss q photo- graph in that foolish way, when no- body Is looking? Because she Is prac. ticing on an inaninate object, and when the real thing comes around, in the shape of the idol of her heart, she win be prepared to meet the kiss. ing bug" In case of exigency.
 Dear Phil; Q what sweet questions the crusty bachelor and even the old maids heart towards love.
 Yours respectfully, xr
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