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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05
ALI Beach.

Wilfred was sitting upon his ia.
theirs knee watching his mother ar
ranging her hair.
Papa hasn't any Marcel waves like
that said the father laughingly
Wilfred, looking up at his fathers
bald pate, replied, Nope; no waves;
it's all beach. '-Harper's Weekly.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05
AppIication Put on File.

The Needy One-I say, old man,
could you lend me a dollar for a day
or two?
The Other One-My dear fellow, the
dollar lend is out at present, and I've
several naAes down for it when it
comes back.-Harper's Weekly.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05
As a Substitute.

Mrs. Parkway-It must be lonesome
when your husband has to make one
OF his long canvassing trips and be
away from home for a week or more.
Mrs. Nexblok-Yes; but Harry is
real thoughtful. He has taught the
parrot to use just the kind of lam
guage he uses when he's about the
house himself.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05
Gone, Anyhow.

Mr.. Jawback-That boy gets his
brains from me.
Mrs. Jaw back-Som9body got 'em
from you, if you ever had any-that's
q cinch.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05
Those Delicious Lemon Pies,

The kind that make your mouth wa
ter" are easily made with no fussng and
at least possible expense If you use OUR
PIE" Preparation. Don't hesitate. Try 1t
and tell your friends. At grocers. 10 cents.
Everybody is pleased with "OUR-PIE."
Put up by D-Zerta Co.. Rochester, NY"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

There is only one key to success,
and that is perseverance. Let moth
ing daunt you and, if really in earnest
and resolved to conquer, you must
win.-De Sales.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

Digestive Difficulties? Headache? Sal
low complexion? The remedy is Garfield
Tea, the Herb Laxative Write for sam
pies Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

ONL-' GNE "BROMO QUININE"
That is Lana 1--WE BROMO QUlNINE. Look for
the signature of II. W. GROVE. Used the World
over to Cure Cold in One Day. Csc.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

Lewis Single Binder costs more than
other Sc cigars. Smokers know why.
Your dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

Clear white clothes are a sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large 2 OF. package, cents.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

Some silence may be golden, but
much of 1t is ironical.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

Young: None think the great I'm.
happy but the great.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

If young man sits half the time on
a hot stove and the other half on a
cake of ice it's just like being in love.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, sofens the gums, reduces In.
fammaton, allays pain cures wind collie CSC bottle
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

Sudden Changes of the Weather
often cause Bronchial and Lung trou.
bles. Browns Bronchial Troches" al.
lay throat irritation and coughs.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

1t is her winning ways that often
enable woman to get the better of a
man in the matrimonial game.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

1t is possible to smile and smile and
be a hypocrite still.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

No man realizes how silly it is posi-
BILE for him to be until his love letters
are read in a breach-of-promise suit.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05
PILES CURED IN g To14 DAys.

PAZC OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
Of Itching, Blind Bleeding or Protrudng Piles in
6to IA days or money refunded Soc.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-03-05

If wishes were coal heaps we'd none
Of us freeze.-Detroit Free Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
AN ILLEGAL ELECTI0NY

II special town meetings are legal
under tie statutes ii Vermont ana they
appear to be under Chapter l52, section
1904 Of the Public statutes-then the
local option vote Of the town Of Corinth
seems to have been legal insofar as that
phase Of the matter is concerned. What
quibble there may exist on the point
probably centers about the specific word.
ing Of that sentence which says that a
failure to hold such meeting (annual
meeting on the first Tuesday Of March)
shall not prevent the election Of town
officers at a subsequent meeting legally
warned and holden" No specific state
mcnt is contained therein allowing for
'the transaction Of other business at
the special meeting; on that perhaps
hinges the quo warranto proceedings
brought against the Corinth license com
missoners
i would seem to follow. however. that
all business which would naturally come
within the scope OF the annual meeting
could be legally transacted at the subse
quent meeting, such absolutely necessary
matters, for instance, as voting appro-
priations to run the administration and
raising taxes. If such business be per-
missible in the subsequent special meet
ing, then other legal business would GER
tainly include the voting On the question
"Shall LICENSE he granted for sale Of
Intoxicating liquors IN this townf7 for
The law states that the question shall
be voted o. ct the annual meeting.
That other grounds, the petitioners for
vsrrsnte nay have we do not know,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
MILK CONTAMINATION.

During the course Of a recent address,
Dr. J. If, Holton IF the state board of
health, issued true note of warning
regarding the purity Of the milk supply.
It was to the effect that much contami-
nation can be gained because Of careless.
ness after the milk has left the cow. 1t
IL probably fact that germs of disease
become mingled with the fluid even after
it has left the possession Of the dealer.
This may come about ii several ways,
chiefly by habits Of sloveniiness on the
part Of the consumers themselves I'M
clean receptacles carry possibilities Of
contamination, and milk deposited iii
them is liable to become infected. Then,
too, uncovered receptaeles allow exposure
Of their contests to the dust and foreign
particles that are swept about By the
currents Of air. Careful and thoughtful
people see To Il that Feeeptacles arc clean
and provided with covers
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
WILLIAMSBURG.

The Reading club win meet at the
home Of Mrs. Sibley and Mrs. Young
Saturday afternoon.
Merle Lawrence has returned To bis
home IN Adamant after spending some
weeks at II. s. Drury
Rev. and Mrs, Z. r. Clnrier left to-
day for Brownsville, where they are
70 locate for the coming year.
Leon blanchard has returned to his
horne near Boston after spending q few
weeks with Bis parents, MIR and Mrs,
Prescott Blanchard.
Tho Masons and Eastern Star lodges
held their annual installation Wednes-
day evening and it was a very enjoy
able occasion.
Ihe Odd Fellows win celebrate tho
anniversary of that order SATURDAY
evening with members OF tie order, Re-
bekahs and invited guests. hev A. J.
Tough of Montpelier has been engaged
a. speaker and short program has
been arrangen for the evening. The ex.
efcises will begin at 8 O'Clock
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
JINGLES AND JESTS


A Domestic Problem.
Tor days and weeks the cloud
Was always growing bigger,
Mirandafs head was bowed,
And trouble bent her figure.
Her courage all was cowed,
The crisis grew acuter,
For she must tell the welded pair
Mno kindly cooked our homely fare,
And made tho beds and brushed the
stair.
They really did not suit her,
Thick lay the lurid dust,
The rugs were brown and muddy,
The tongs were red with rust,
The very CRATES were ruddyi
And Obj! the thing called crust
That filed The sodden pie.disll
Few, few the things that we could eat;
Impossible the blackened meat;
Miranda lived on bread and beet,
While apple sauce was my dish.
Vet how we've we 10 part
With All this imbecilityf
Miranda had u heart
Compact Of sensibility.
Some mistTesses are tart
In their domestic dealings,
Sons treat their Ahigalls as dirf,
Are rough, abusive, ertide and curt
But she would rather die than hurt
The meanest m0rtal's feelings.
Ny wife, | may explain,
Requires but small incentive
To exercise her brain
Incredibly inventive.
Again and yet again
Miranda started planning;
lets swear you've been appointed
say,
Prime Minister Of Mandalay,
Or that we're off to Hudson Bay
To practice walrle canning
Then after days NJ thought
And nights 81 deep detection,
plan Miranda caught,
A counsel Of perfection.
"I'll say The poet has brought
Some news that's very grieyous;
My mother thinks of coming here
To settle down with uspo0r dear
Sue brings her maids, which means I
fear,
That you viii have to leave u.s.
at lunch and dinner we
Discussed the tale and plotted,
We crossed with care each
And every we dotted.
Eut soon we were To see
Loves labor lost Next morning
Our welded pair appeared in view
And cfudalv gave us notice "A0u
Are not what we're accustomed to,
And 10 We give you warning"
Punch.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

tempts her TO deceive. Furthermore, it
has been proved that the psychic IS in
the very nature of the case extremely
liable to suggestion. We may not secure
4 single movement tonight, and indeed,
We may have two OF three barren SIT
tings. but | am confident that in the
end you viii be satisfied
4 have had table rise at least twen-
II inches from the floor in the full light,
with no one present but the medium
and myself, and while our finger-tips
aione touched the top. 1t felt a. # Il
were floating ii a thick and resilient
fluid, and when I pressed upon it. i
oscillated in a curious way, as il the
power were applied from below and IN
the center OF the table The psychic was
a young girl, and | am certain played
ne trick. l could see her feet ,on the
floor. and her fingertips were, like mine
on the top Of the table. This was the
clearest test case Of deviation | ever
had
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
TALK OF THE TOWN.

Spring jersey underwear at Vaughans+
Strawberries. 20 cents, at +. ID Iadd
Co.'s.
Linen pongee for suits at yeale 4
Knights.
"A gamble for woman at the Pavilion
tonight
You will want one Of those wrappers
for 500 at perry's on Saturday,
just returned from New York with
some extra values in ladies suits. A. T..
Abbott q Co.
Ladies' $3.50 and $500 new Panama
tailored suits al Ss.0S in the AFcade's
Quit Business sale.
Hughes Livery company is running a
surrey "Promptness,H onr motto. Tel
ephone l5O-; private line
A gallon OF the best maple syrup for
ISl,00 Made by a maker 81 repute. On
der now. Sowdcn 4 Lyon.
Public surrey service resumed at
Hughes Livery company. Phone l50-,
Merchant and Summer streets.
The sewing school closes Saturday,
April 25, and the ladies Of the Civic
Federation are invited 10 be present to
inspect the work of the children.
Strawberries with delicious flavor,
ripe aud really an exceptional bargain
for this early in the year. at zoe the box.
Order now Of sowden & Lyon.
a. Giaehino at the Vermont Fruit store
has arranged his iee cream parlor and
can now accommodate more people than
any other place in the city, He viii
open bis ice cream and soda fountain
Saturday. Don't fail to visit this place
ia Barre
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

The uncertainty as To the physical
condition Of Governor Guild 81 Massachu-
sets is not dissipated even by the an
nouncement that be is still recovering
from his recent serious illness. The pa
tient has been III for fifty days and
more and there hasn't come ray Of
hope Of his complete recovery. What II
more, the physicians have not taken the
public into their confidence to the extent
Of telling them the exact nature Of the
disease, with which Gov. Guild i afflicted.
This lack Of information makes his host
~ friends somewhat disquieted and to
fear.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
The Elephant and Tackass.

In the whirI and excitement 81 the
political campaign in this presidential
year, we may expect to see the cartoon.
lists as usual make much use OF the ia.
miliar elephant and jackass as symbols
Of the Republican aud Democratic par,
ties respectively, and many and eomical
viii be the situation and predicaments
in which these two hon1ely beasts viii
be pictured between now and next No
vemher.
There have at times been suggested
various theories as to the probable origin
Of these types Of the cartoonists. Tho
Messenger makes no pFetetse that it has
found The truth Of this matter at Last
but it will invite attention to the some
what significant words employed BY Owen
Loveioy Of Illinois in addressing The Re.
publican national convention Of 1856 at
Philadelphia, when be said. Heretofore
this country has been ruled hy 100000
Shareholders, and the North has been
bowed down hike an elephant to receive
an ass load, and staggered under theil
lash Here the two beasts are intro.
duced at the very grading oi the ma.
tional Republican party and the elephant
Ii assigned To represent the very ele.
nent II symbolizes to-day, while few
impartial students Of history will deny
that the burden borne by the Democratic
party in those days through the obstin-
aey Of the South was load worthy Of
an assist. Adams Messenger.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
Bert y. Cole introduced.

Bert p. Cole, The Windsor justice 81
The peace who was concerned IN the
commitment to the house OF correction
Of the five men whom Coy. Proctor par
donel last week, uses column Of
space iii Mondays Rutland Herald to
rIotest against the insinuations by that
Journal that there was graft III the
sending 81 those five to Rutland (7g
miles from Windsorl instead Of to
Woodstock (2s miles from Windsor).
He fails to see why a justice should be
criticised for sending prisoner where
his best Judgment indicates that pris-
onefs ought to be sent, and calls atten.
tion to the fact 80 far AS his fees are
concerned It makes no difference whether
justice commits TO the house Of cor.
fection or county Jail Justice Cole y
son Of II. Fl Cole Of this village, and
doesn't seem to be afraid To speak up
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
who win Claim Them

Letters remaining uncalled for at the
Barre post-oilice for the week ending
April IA, 1905. are as follows;
Men.
n, wv Angler, Chas Al Folsom, Ralph
pardWell, pascetfo Bortolo, Geo. AZ.
Barrett ?, G, Ieonold, IL A. Carson,
Clio Calyis, George Al Clark. G. A.
C0rless, John Goeero. Joseph Grady, =.
70 Ingram, Geo. il. Lyons Granite Co.,
at. A. Mclean. Frank McMurphy, Harry
Phelps, VIII Perry, Richard White.
Women.
Mrs Hattie Bagley, Gelvah Brown,
Emma Cnaguinet, Mrs. Earl Dunbar,
Mrs Chas Dobson, Lima Miller, Bessie
Reilly, Mrs. Ct, ~. Scott, Mrs. Eva
Wistofer, Grace Winters.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

MAGAZINE REVIEW.
MEDIUMS

THE honest medium does not adver-
tise to perform regularly says Hamlin
Garland, in the May Everybody's, for
the reason that this force, whatever it
Is. seems to lie almost wholly outside the
will. Flammarion says, Il may be set
down as rule that all professional medi-
ums cheat That is putting It pretty
strong but It seems true that the eondi
ion which leads to these Phenomena Is d
very subtle physical and mental adjust.
ment, and that the slightest distraction
or mental unrest defeats everything If
the medium IS paid for her work, She
is too eager to serve; and everything
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

New York state may be said to be
making progress; a bill has passed the
legislature making il a felony to conduct
a bucket shop. Such measure may Or
may not have been caused BY the infu.
ence of such man ~ Gov Hughes, but
it Is noticeable that the law was passed
during his administration.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

on his side of this much discussed caAe,
which has started iee-system ripple
that the legislature may take notice Of
next fall. Meantime tile Justice and
the officer are fully entitled to chance
TO put in their briefs, and charges Of
graft are only iustifiable on the most
complete evidence Ludlow Tribune.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
CHELSEA.

Milton u. Hutchinson was IA Barre
city Oh business Wednesday.
Judge George y. Stow was IN RAN
dcIph Oh probate business Tuesday and
Wednesday.
Miss Emma Hatch returned Tuesday
evening from Wilder where she had
bten with friends over sunday
u. "A. Corwin returned The first Of the
week from Boston where he had beeu
about ten days purchasing goods Tor
the store Of j. a. Corwin n Son.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

but the proceedings will probably need
more than the allegation ahove-men-
TONED to hold. There II hint that UNI
fair methods were used in securing the
license majority Of 20 out Of a total vote
Of 1872, which is a far more plausible
ground to work on that the tack already
taken. But that is hard matter to
prove.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
You VIII Never Know

until You try II how quickly and how
completely Hits Pile Pomade eases all
the distress caused By a severe case of
piles. It is the quickest. the surest and
the easiest-to,use cure for piles that you
can secure, Get IL from your druggist
Id. III Davis, to-day
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

The announcement that Richford has
secured an appropriation for federal
building will be followed in, say, six or
ten years, BY tho announcement that
Richford has the building
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

Boy (wh0 has been naughty and sent
into the garden to find switch 10 pun
lab him with) -Oh, mummy, | couldn't
find switch anywhere, but here's a
stone Won can throw &C me.--pltncn.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

Young Theodore goes his illustrious
father one better BY going up in bal
loon, which makes the senior Roosevelt's
little trip IN submarine boat look
trivial.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
] CURRENT COMMENT.
Al Tonsorial Task.

If the Bennington county Barber en-
tiers the senatorial contest here's hop.
ing the Hyde Park candidate viii trim
him~-St. Johnsbury CALIFORNIAN.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

There's only d B that stands between
Bryan and Ryan, but that constitutes a
wide gulf.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

The market season Is getting to that
point where Strawberries can be taken
out of the glass case--and eaten.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

lac Economy Rug Co., Of Lowell,
Mass, has been making inquiries with
view to locating in White River
Junction.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

CheIsea's ashes continue to reveal thei
horrible tale.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

Mildred Brewster has got a lot TO live
UP TO, as well as lot to live down.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24

All hope that there will be at least
four years more Of clover for Grover.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-04-24
SOUTH BARRE.

Dance at Unity Temple, South Barre
Friday evening, April q.
The San Francisco call., 1908-05-20

sened The FIVE Central American republics vowed they would
their knives and behave themselves
love feast which John Barrett spoke for the dove of and
Andrew Carnegie founded temple for the worship OF that shy
bird But when brass tacks conceded
that baeshps effective than temples the
worlds peace Roosevelt the coget form when he said
to the assembled delegates: i--.as
Watever disputes have with another nation hope people will
ment And moreover hope people will remember only the
serious that they cannot be settled peaeeay ii
ng that they be made the occasion OF war either really
If build
the other will really desire war.
doing
and by keeping such state preparedness chat shall be exposed
TO being wronged by Others
Arbitration treaties useful provide for difficulties
The treaty with Japan instance prescbes arbitration
all legal regard the construction of
existing between the nations questions touching
the independence honor OF the parties included These
the chief of modern
The best OF is the show OF overwhelming force
by nation of peaceful disposition like the United States Let
talk softly and carry big stick.
The San Francisco call., 1908-05-20
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH sTANFoRD9

H7HE CALL the American
community will approve the extremity of discipline that
pears rage Stanford university The students affairs
committee be animated with spirit OF intolerance
wholly foreign American ways OF thought.
These punishment decreed
IN the Harold Fitch student who denied degree be-
his capacity editor of university periodical he pub
ished criticism OF faculty action 1t pretended,
lar know. that this provoke
insu5ordnaton 1t temperate and reasonable in tone and
addressed The action of the faculty denial
speech liberty public printing limitations
these rights be recognized but Americans wisely jealous
OF any extension OF these restrictions The liberty OF the press
the chief safeguard OF the and university body
does well impair except provocaon We look
universities example OF broad minded tolerance The
Stanford committee appears.to be and peevish
lnnscaly the important, except illustration of
principle 1t makes the trng difference Mr. Fitch whether
he permitted denied the right carry academic kettle
tackled the tail Of his Indeed he will have learned from
the episode useful lesson journalism by which he profit
should he decide follow that lie will have learned that
little people sorey criticism, moderate
able and the smaller they the inflated and ridiculous
becomes their resentment.
held in OF see condition that they Of
eemosynary institution objects OF charity from whom proper sub
demanded The San Francisco Chronicle is the chief
proponent OF this theory having put recently this The
100 1000 Stanford university of
great chaa much they inmates OF public asylum
for idiots nebriates Obviously theory
nhes the inspiration of
criticism The students taught place
The Call does that theory Students Stanford do
make of
OF private asylum that than the undergraduates Berk
ley dependents the The Stanford
take reputation exchange for money
done and they have their reward
The administration of that endowment great of the
gt public concern IT the administered
ce crafty petty personal spe injury done
the commonwealth The repeated bro that involved the
vers almost from the beginning point structural weakness
where The public unable follow the intricaces of
quae but general impression left popular
wise and temperate control might have avoided all of them