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The Laclede blade., 1908-12-12
LACLEDE MISSOURI, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1908.
M. E. Church Notes

lHe lduleS dlu SOcleGy lHeI d. I'LL
home of Mrs. James Lomax Thurs
day afternoon. The work was fam
lily sewing in general.
The pastor and family spent
very pleasant day, last Saturday a
the country home of Mr.. and Mrs
Englehart south of Laclede.
The bible study class has discon
tinued it's meetings until the holi
day season is over after which i
will meet each week as usual.
! The pastor wishes every one ole
and young who are interested in the
Christmas music to attend every re-
hearsal. The music is good anC
difficult and requires practice.
Do not forget to come to the So
cial and election of officers for the
Epworth league for the coming
year which will be held in the home
of Mrs. James Lomax this evening.
The funeral services of Mrs.
Margaret Lewis, who died Satur-
day night, were held in the church
Monday afternoon, conducted by
the pastor. An obituary will ap-
pear elsewhere.
The pastor conducted the funeral
services of little Margaret, the in
FAINT child of Mr.. and Mrs. Howard
Hawes, from their residence south
of Laclede Sunday afternoon at 2
p. m. the remains were laid away
in the Laclede cemetery.
The committee on the nominat-
ing of officers of the league for the
ensuing year met at the parsonage
Friday evening of last week. The
Misses Opal Baker, Margie Engle-
hart and Maud Matsel, and Ralph
Gates comprised the committee.
The election takes place this even
ing and will be noticed later.
The Sunday services were good
and well attended both morning
and evening. There were a few
regulars" absent from their classes
in the Sunday school, but all had
good excuses. Now that it is only
two weeks until Christmas time we
hope to have a full and faithful at
tendance of both pupils and teach
ers and all other officers.
The Sunday school board held a
meeting at the church Monday
evening to elect officers for the en-
suing year which were as follows:
VIM. Kraft, superintendent; Mrs.
George Clark, assistant superinten-
dent; Lee Hamilton, secretary; |
Margie Englehart, assistant secre-
tary; Agnes Thompson, librarian; |
Opal Baker, assistant librarian;
Ernest Benson, treasurer; Xillon
assistant treasurer; Kathryn
Harter, organist; Mable Kraft,
assistant organist; Miss Emma
Gould, chorister; Alvah Hendricks,
assistant chorister. Mrs. Foreman
vas elected president Of the Sunday
school missionary society.
The Laclede blade., 1908-12-12
Some Evening Reveries.

comes a time when he's aroused
from the dreamy carelessness O.
boyhood by the opening possibili
ties of life. If he then drops into
Indifference and begins life in al
easy, shiftless way, he fritters
away his chances. If he comes tc
a deep, earnest purpose to be his
best and do his best, he arrives
early at the highest rank among
equals in business, profession OF
trade. Enthusiasm leads him to
attempt the seemingly impossible.
Energy will achieve the marvellous
Effort will seize transcendent lead
ership in the chosen sphere. These
forces in youth look forward, while
age looks backward. They make
youth radically venturesome, while
age becomes conservatively eau
tious. Youth may make mistakes,
but is doing something. Age, less
active, may be less mistaken. 1t
is we'll for enthusiasm and energy
to be guarded by experience, but
not to be paralyzed by fear.
Could He who promised that our
burdens should be light if we trust
ed in Him, and in the matchless
Sermon on the Mount warned
his disciples to take no thought of
what they should eat, and rebuked
Martha because she was fretful and
cross and all out Of sorts in trying
to get up a feast for him, have any
of the much serving"
the relays of china and silver and
the ceremonious attendance of the
present day, or a word of commend
alton for the cheerless, worrying
Marthas, who bake and brew and
fry and stew and wear themselves
out with self-inaposed catering for
morbid appetites,.
When economy becomes the chief
end and aim of existence, a sort of
domestic god, before which all must
DOW down, the happiness of the
nome is likely to be sacrificed.
Every expenditure that would give
pleasure is held in allegiance until
such a time as the family feel that
hey can afford it, +" and, as a rule,
his time never comes and the
pleasure is relinquished.
A girl who is brought up to earn |
ler own living never will just
ettle down to nothing" She will
the value of money,
aving earned it, and can give her
usband wise counsel and sympa-
by in his business difficulties. She
an take entire charge of the mon
y expended for the house and do
; in such a business-like way that
will give her husband infinite
abstraction. She can earn a little
for herself, perhaps, and
least she will have the comfort
{ knowing that, whatever happens,
le will fall on her feet. If her
usband dies. she will be able to
0 something toward the support ,
herself and children. And we
link a woman who has sense and
ltelligence enough to be self-sup-
orting is always more respected t
Y her husband and everyone. 6
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Old age should be we'll fed, well
'essed, well housed, free from the
Orries of life and the discomforts.
should be placid and gentle and t
,autiful. The heart from care
I'd the body free from labor, the
ind should expand and the aged
ould become a source of moral
rength and wisdom to all about d
The Laclede blade., 1908-12-12
BUT BRIEF BUSINESS DRINGERs
What to Buy, When to Buy and Where to Buy
at the Best Advantage
Christmas candies at Kraft's.
Jones & Rankin for all kinds Of

Five hundred to $1,000 to loan
Jones & Rankin.
Kraft has a fine line of queens
ware and glassware.
The best candies and nuts fol
the least money at Kraft's.
See the new firm of Jones & Ran
kin if you really want to sell.
The meanest kid in town may bt
an angel in his mothers eye.
Go hear "Ole' latest song
When Evening Breezes Blow"
Don't let your money lay idle,
Jones & Rankin can place it for
you.
A big new line of very handsome
silverware for Christmas gifts at
Kraft's.
A Mathushack piano for sale at a
bargain price, by R. H. Humphrey.
Call at residence.
VIM. Kraft has fine new stock
of candies and nuts ready for the
Christmas trade.
Barred Plymouth Rock cockerels
for sale at ST. each by A. M. Wal
ker, route 8, Laclede.
Take your poor, tired crippled
eyes to DR.. Griffith at the Foreman
house Saturday, December II.
See Loves new line of jewelry
and you will find just what you are
hunting for a Christmas present.
A Victor piano and davenport
for sale at the Foreman house. In
use but short time and a bargain
at the price asked.
Rev. VIM. Sissons will preach at
Plum Grove school house Sunday
afternoon at $3.50, following the
close of Sunday school.
A pretty set or dainty piece of
silverware, queensware or glass
ware makes an excellent Christmas
gift, and Kraft has the best.
''The Old Maids Return" will be |
given at the church in Forker next |
Thursday night, December II. |
Everybody invited. Admission Is
cents.
A wagon endgate and rawhide
halter lost two miles northeast of
Laclede December 2. J.H. Wright
will reward finder. Leave at this
Office.
If you don't know how to pro
pose to your girl, go to the opera
house Laclede Wednesday, Decem
ber 16, and see how "Ole" does it.
He is a Cracker Jack"
If you are going to marry girl
that doesn't know how to cook,
take lesson from "Ole,, at the
opera house, Laclede, Wednesday,
Dec. 16, He does and his troubles
are many.
A ring, bracelet, watch fob or a
gold watch or anything in the jew
elry line makes useful and appro-
pirate Christmas gift. You can get t
what you want at A. III. Loves [
jewelry store and the price is right.
The Swiss Bell Ringers are with |
bhe "Ole" show. The sweetest !
music ever heard. They aim only G
10 please, therefore attempt no {
classics, but to the tuneful melodies f
IF Old Black Joe and Kentucky +
Babe, they create new life. One of S
heir most pleasing numbers is of
he distant church chimes, during
which complex harmonies are intro s
luced. Opera house, Laclede, Il
Wednesday, December 16. y
List your properties with Jones
: Rankin.
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The Laclede blade., 1908-12-12
Notice 10 Taxpayers

The tax books for jefferson town
ship are now ia my hands for col
lections. Pay before January / and
you escape the penalty.
L. E. HAMILTON,
Township Collector.
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Paw Your Poll Tax

as few EQUALS.
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-09-23
MAKES ADVANCES TO SEND THE
DAUGHTER OF THE LATTER
TO BE EDUCATED.

SNN FRANCISCO Aug. 2N- - lar
as tie investigation into ta, suicide of
Mrs T.. y KastI and I'M causes has
goue it has aHft confirmed thr under
standing that Mr. Kasfa Killed h.r-
self becmsr her mind had become uu-
balanced an account ef Il lack of sleep.
q condition that had prevailed for tho
last live weeks Her nerves became
upset and sire worried over conditions
that did not exist She feared for her
daughters health when. as matter
Of fact. tho daughter. who had been III
AT sauitarmm was improving stead
Hy
Tx Richard. whgze aamc was con-
ucrtcd with tho case iu rambling in
coherent last message left hy Mr..
Kosta. reached the city Yesterday. in
Response 10 Geographic summons
Richard said.
"Mr and AIRS Kosta have been
known Ia me for about four years. I
have loaned them moucy from time Tea
time. aud neU hold Kasta's notes for
sloaa and mortgage aa his property
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-09-23
AND ALONE. MAN
MEETS BEAST IN MOUNTAINS
AND is BADLY INJURED.

SEWAEB.-II Harry Johnson. pros
pcctar was yesterday attacked by a
bear while "u the mountains about
twenty miles north Of seward. near
Victory creek Johnson has been pros
pecttne H that section for about two
months. and has his camp located ON
Victory creek. Yesterday. White climb
ing up tn side Of the mountain. hc
thought he saw hear iu the bushes
and while Withdrawing cautiously
around elump Of aldcrs for Johnson
was without weapons Of defense # any
kind, ne came face 10 face with a huge
brown bear that mad savage attack
upon him. knocking him down and bit
ing him in the arm and back as hc
eudeavorrd to crawl and roll away in
the bushes
The bear soon left Johnson, presum-
ably to 60 To her cubs, but returned
before he could manage 10 get far
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-09-23
LOST.

Between Nome and Fort Davis. sat
urday, back comb. set with one stone
and rindstones. s. reward az l35 Riv-
er street.
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-09-23
BEAR ATTACKS
PROSPECTOR

away Nhrn IN, Wa attacked TIN s,c-
and Time BE- protected himself as best
IL. could las crawling aud rolling down
tho mouhtamsidr into the brush
Wh,n the bear len after Tho SECOND
attack Johnson was able to crawl
down the mouutalnstde To his tent ON
Victory creek Fortunately. no homes
were broken. and TIE loss 81 blood from
the wounds had not been excessive.
With great pluck and nerve the
wounded man started alone to walk 10
Seward. distance Of twenty miles
and actually made fifteen miles befurr
he met Fred Beyer and Matt Schlps-
sen. who brought thu wounded man In
on push car.
Johnson is at tho Coleman House
under the care Of Dr. Bangmaun. and
when seen this morning ne said he was
feeling pretty well, though sun and
SORE
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-09-23
BOVEY & DIVISION.

Real Estate ard Mining Exchange.
FOX SALE TH~r fw- HH E.H
hou~r. clo-e tu. sssp uu.e. r.a
reem=, Kitchen. mu a,d ANA s5.a#
larg. lot Saao
Splendid 3 roam 2 STORY tau... neu
furnished 4rfe desirable mr4f.H
$1,000
All sorts IF rabns ffam Sion pr
Houses IT, suit
W. have MINING eiaja# ar .na .Ha
lease
Are sou going outside fer ~ nHt.r.
10 You hrHrvr u.s. h D.. f.aH.
Would you ruc far ~ 20 taaf. ar..s
Your property during your absence,
y. % W. voul duot adtI...an aH. e.
sacrifice desirable Inr-r-v brr
get scared Nome dfs,ri.. f,r fse
has the resource. IA t.a=a slim da
huv Vcll at tb.a. Time s.. Gems ieuI
uash predict VIII rc9r 'rrs, r-tmr
On tucfr investments
BOVEY & DAWSON.
Phone Black 223. No. g Steadman Az
Notary Public. Collections. Employ
nnent Agency. Auotioneer.
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-09-23

Rooms from SIS up at The Lawrence
Also housekeeping rooms.
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-09-23

T. ]. Nestor has bought the entire
stock 81 liquors. beers and cigars ot
the Northwestern Commercial Co, ami
will place most ~ these goods on the
market at outside cost. The goods viii
all BE- placed in one warehouse. and
we ask our friends % call and look
them over We will guarantee to sell
as cheap as you can buy on the out
side.
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-09-23
CALL GERMAN
BOAT A SPY

aHH bu7fvI by EruzH uHr,r#. VIZ
demanded 4u EXPLANATION The g-.u-
rBuJyr =sid h.- bat suddenly a..,'He
disabled auj Tat INTO TyIr for -.tl.
Boat Disabled.
IL G.-t saIat,I intention 1T -ffal usH
fha british. and as rreaT showed .iz
huats disability Ire rr-~~u-, vt tHs.
German hnst ended fHt mtrrue-r-
uutH Monday. when tbs German boat
has been ordered "a Iea2. TU, aUuf
has caused butter feeling and IT IT,
probable, England win a-k u official
statement ffs# ,sefmWx
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-09-23
PLAYERS ARE BETTER
LATE THAN NEVER

Had the BALDWIN Players troupe sue
ee.ded ESQ making the Victoria it would
have made its first appearance at tho
Eagle hall next Saturday evening
A. 1t Is. however. Barney Williams
and thu Young ladies will ue seem ON
tn" sd. rs they are coming North on
the Senator which left Seattle few
days ago.
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-09-23
GERMAN TORPEDO BOAT Al
PEARS IN MIDST OF BRITISH
MANEUVERs.
Nuggets SPECIAL ssrvles.

LONDON. sept 4t=THe HrdiSh
naval officers in charge af the tutp.dn
boat maucuvrre ou the TYNE we're
thrown into rage TODAY by the APP
pvaranee iu their midst ut German tor
pcdo boat y :. Su>peetug the Grr-
man boat To- he "a spy. It was stepped
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greatly about the interference of the
his
could easily harmonic
railways the will be
salaries He adro makes
either particular
utilities building railroad he
entirely oblvous
manipulation the
dsin
he himself
1.-THE his estimation
wholly dole
child
his
than public somehow
they
Hartman,
won't after
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Smashing Her Baggage.

A series of terrific crashes against
the front door brought the mistress to
that exit, and flinging it open. she be-
held standing calmly before it the new
cook. her baggage lying about in con-
fusion, while driving off with black
countenance was the baggageman.
Mercy" exclaimed the startled mis-
tress. why did that rude man hurl
your baggage after you like that
Mary? Wouldn't you pay hiln?''
''Oh. it amt thot mum; but me last
job wor at his house. Judge.
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SOME HEROES AND A COWARD.
BY Stuart b. Stone.

1t was goodly company. Never
before had the Three Eagles Inn
sheltered so many lion-hearts, SO
many of the bravest of the brave.
There was Sheridan, the Jungle
invader, and Wildly, who rode with
jameson, and the Emerson brothers,
with their glamour of early-day
scouting. Perkins had scuttled away
from cannibals in the hot islands
and Youngblood talked constantly of
Tibet and Kabul.
Little Bettina, the trim, piquant
maid of the Three Eagles, drank in
all of the heroism and golden-deed
stuff. Fitting from bravo to bravo.
she had a word for dashing cavalry
men here and a merry blue eye for
staggering huntsmen there. And all
Of the famous company toasted her
saucy glance, her dimpled chin, her
locks of golden tinting.
1T was close pinch, tell you!"
roared Butler, the railroad builder,
finishing a yarn of strife on the from
tier; and all the valiants yelled when
timid, dapper little Hans Vogel. the
clerk, asked, But weren't you afraid
M. Buller?"
You're a brave chap" jeered
the bold Butler; and all the other
gallant gentlemen quipped and teased
poor Hans.
Hans wouldn't fight" confided
the pretty Bettina to a colonel of
hussars. HE was raised at his
mothers apron strings. Bah! /
like a mani And she dimpled as
the colonel chucked her under the
chin.
Hans is a coward" scoffed one.
You ought to have seen me in
Manchuria," Dragged another.
II fought three men at once. .
boasted . third.
The petite Bettina joined in the
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THE DAILY WORLDS SHORT STORY

general derision. Hans she said.
you'd better keep quiet. You're
among men now" and she laid stress
on the men"
Hans grew quite red. ooh, l
would never dare to attempt the feats
you gentlemen have performed" he
said, in his prim, modest way. Il am
just little fellow, who writes all day
on the account books and waits upon
the travellers, while you are men of
the big rough world that 1 never
saw"
And then from outside came the
clamor of men shouting. very far
away-then nearer, nearer. until the
noise was just outside, uproarious.
blooi-curdling. frightful.
What is it," asked Butler, the
railroad builder, craning from his
chair.
For answer, a painting, foaming
swapping dog plunged through the
open doorway. eyes rolling, mouth
dripping with the dread craze of the
rabies.
'Mein Gott," shouted a Dutch cap
tain. Der dog ISIS Mad!"
There was a scurrying, a scramble
of the company, and the valiant gen.
tlemen shot through the door and
windows Only the trim Bettina
stood in the middle of the room,
fdazed and unable to move. It was
then that a slight figure wriggled
over the hotel desk; there was a
twisting and jumping and whirling
about of man and dog. and, with the
chivalry of the earth agape, little
threw a dead dog into the middle of
the street.
h Save der girl" roared the Ger
han captain, when the animal had
ceased to writhe.
Good. old Hans!" cooed little Bet
tina. and the blue eyes flashed q light
which the strutting valiants had new
Ter obtained.
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Are You Looking for
4 COOL SPOT?

If so. go to the head of Lake Che.
Ian. Tickets only 500 for the
round trip and good until Septem.
ber13, via the Columbia & Okano-
gan Steamboat Co.'s steamers and
the Lake Chelan Navigation Com
pany.
Children under fourteen, So for
the round trip.
These tickets will not be sold on
the boats. Get them at the Wenatchee
office.
No dust; no wind; just G. cool and
pleasant trip. High mountain climb.
ing on good trails. Fine fishing and
hunting. For further particulars,
apply to Office of the
Columbia & OkanOgan Steam.
boat Co,
K$ksE1 at Wenatchee.
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The little bropa tl;.t cables mid the
ferns,
Ger tvlsiei roots and sandy shall
lows oiaJin..
Seems fam to linecr in its e.idied
turns
And with piaiarive, purling voice
is saying
(Sadder and sweet: than my song can
tell !,
Farewell, sweet summer,
Warm and dreamy summer,
Sweet FAREWELL"
Farm Journal.
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HOOD RIVER, OREGON, mas the
best fruit land on earth and gets
highest prices for fruit. Spitzen-
bergs last year, 1927 per box.
Fine climate; cool summers; no
wind; land unimproved $50; i'm
vroved $3.50; bearing orchard,
$500 to $1,000 per acre. Get full
particulars by writing Briggs
Ament Land Co., Hood River, Ore.
If
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Deluding Himself,

Towne-It doesn't seem to have done
Gagley any good to join church. He
appears to be grouchier than ever since
he got religion.
BrOwn-I don't believe he's got it at
all I'll bet what he takes for religion
is merely dyspepsia. - Philadelphia
Press.
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a llsefiiI Tool

Gyer-Lots of inventors never fully
realize the Importance of their inven-
tons.
Myer-Don't they?
Gyer-No Take the hairpin. for ex-
ample. 1t is said the inventor never
Intended it to be used in dressing the
interchangeable Journal.
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Lam y

80 ACRES of land on the Squill-
chuck; 25 acres of this is rich.
black soil along the bottom; Is
or 20 acres of standing timber;
all of which will be valuable for
sale in Wenatchee; ten miles from
town; good road; one acre set to
choice fruit trees; one-half acre in
berries; house and barn in good
condition; well adapted for dairy
and ranch; farm implements go
with ranch; plenty of range for
stock; fine scenery; plenty of tim
Der; lots of pure water, good fish
ing; stream runs through place;
will make beautiful mountain
home; all for sale at $4,000.
Phone or write A. G. Holler, En-
that, Wash, or call at premises on
the Squillchuck. If
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SIfOFNaKERS.

GO TO J. D. Woolman, the shoemak-
er, for your best oak soles, 75c.
Why pay more? All hand work
and guaranteed the best in the
city or money refunded. Once
tried always satisfied. Turned
work a specially. No. 81 North
Wenatchee avenue. 7-25tf
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EAGLE RANCH FOR SALE-12
acres apples, 13 acres other fruit
now bearing, Z acres apples begin
bearing next year; acres alfalfa
adaptable to orchard; ten room
house, good barn. chicken house
and wood shed. 5 work horses, 4
cows, 1 heifer, good wagon, double
seated hack. good buggy, 8 sets
harness. Cash yield of $4,000
last year, being the first season Of
bearing. This years crop will pay
Is per cent on present valuation
of 100000. Will sell u cash
down; balance easy payments.
Present owner, seventy years old,
wishes to retire. E. Morris, own
er, R. F. d. 1, Wenatchee, Wash.
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AMONG TIE POETS.
FAREWELL TO SUMNER.

FAREWELL TO SUMNER.
Summer is fading; the broad leaves
that grew
So freshly green, when June was
young, are falling;
And, all the whisper-haunted forest
through
The restless birds in saidened
tones are calling
From rustling hazel copse and tangled
dell,
Farewell, sweet summer,
Fragrant, fruity summer,
Sweet FAREWELL"
Upon the windy hills, in many a field
The honey bees hum slow above
the clover,
Cleaning the latest sweets its bios
SONS may YIELD,
And, knowing that :eir harvest
time is over.
S:rg. hat lullaby ANA hal: kneli.
Farewell, street. summer,
Honey-la,len SUNNI r,
IN ~. farewell
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A Reason Now.

ooh. Arizona will be admitted, all
right" said the gentleman from that
territory.
Been turned down pretty regularly,
hasn't it?'
Don't let that worry you. They'll
need the name for a battleship now"
Philadelphia Ledger.
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CHOICE TEN ACRES for Sale; one
and one-half miles west OF Cash
mere; in two and three year old
trees, all best commercial varie-
ties; some trees bearing this year.
Inquire at once of either Fred
Patton or F. T. Spiller, Cashmere.
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Winesap Apple Trees

100000 for sale. All other vari-
cites in proportion. Prices low.
Stock guaranteed. ID. H. MOHLER,
Agent, Cottage Hotel, Wenatchee,
Wash.
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CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS.


Pilkins. full Of petty hauteur,
Bought yellow auto motor
Think OF 1t. yellow!-
And its tawdry tints bedizen
Half the world and its horizon.
How hate the fellow!
For his pesky "honk" comes bossing
Every time touch a crossing,
And in automobiles
There's no honk for IF you please"
So (by financial rigor)
Bought a yellower and bigger
Faster also when it pleases.
And the chap who used to blind me
Wallows in the dust behind me.
He's the fellow now who sneezes!
And my 'honk' is quite as raucous
In the automobile caucus.
So l wave my hand and bow
Quite politely to him now.
Up. S.-Why do people visit
On a crosswalk? Say. why is IT'D
Edmund Vance Cooke in Woman s Home
Companion.
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Proverb Practically Applied.

"a man is judged by the company
he keeps" said the aphorist.
YES" answered the man with a
boom. (which makes it undesirable
sometimes to print the names Of all
the contributors to your campaign
fund. Star.