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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

An author who is worsted in poll
ticsalways can get some satisfaction
out of telling his troubles in book
Washington Post.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06
To Break in New Shoes Always Use

TO bTtdA III NOW SHOES ALWAYS Use
Aliens Foot Ease, a powder. 1t
prevents tightness and blistering,
cures swollen, sweating, aching feet,
At all druggists and shoe stores, Csc.
Sample mailed free Address A. s.
Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y. 2-7-4w-d
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

AT SOC Fifty dozen half bleached
all Linen Napkins. Good heavy quail
ity, eglruar price S5c, special to close
at =. :. . SOC.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

When you see a woman standing in
front of a mirror she is either adj
miring herself or planning to i'm
prove her looks.-Chicago News.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

Perhaps a widow finds it easy to
get married again because she does
MT expect a perfection in a man.
Chicago News.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

A man can make great deal more
for himself being the architect OF
somebody else's fortune.-N Y.
Press.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

AT Csc Mems good heavy Knit I'm
dershirt. All sizes, regular price 35c.
Special this week at =. 25c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

AT 15c One lot of childrens extra
heavy ribbed stockings, sizes So to
ity, regular price S5c, special to close
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

AT 1898 Ladies Panama Skirts in
Black, Blue and Brown, regular price
$500 and $3.50, special this week $39S
AT 75c Ladies Knit Petticoats, fan
cy borders, regular price S1.00 $3.50
and $500 quality, all at one price 75c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

THE BARRETT" FLEXIBLE
CURTAIN RODS, made of the best
quality coiled piano wire, also for lace
curtains, fit any size window. Ask to
see them at 10c, 15c and 25c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

AT soc One lot Black Fancy Silks
and Satins, also Bengaline Silk, reg
ular price $1.00 and $1.25, special this
week at -. =. e. >. :. Soc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

See new line of Belt Pins at Bells
the Jewe1er.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

Get ready for the event of the
season-Ye OIde Tyne Fiddlers Con-
test. 3-4--5-6
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

w. A. Goodrich was among the
many Atlantans coming to Americas
yesterday upon business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

Mr. B. A. Gerson came over from
Columbus yesterday among others
here from his busy town.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

Weather forecast for today: Partly
cloudy.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1908-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Bedell of At
lanta, are spending a short while in
Americus, arriving yesterday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
important to all Women
Readers of this paDer.

Women are as subject to kidney
troubles as men which fact is often
overlooked
Many wOmans complaints often
prove to be nothing else but kidney
trouble. or the result of kidney or
bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in a healthy
condition. they will cause the other
organs to become diseased.
You may suffer a great deal WITH
pain in the back, bearing down feel
ings. headache and loss of ambition
Poor health makes YOU nervous,
irritable and may De respondent; it
makes any one so.
But thousands Of irritable, nervous
tired and bTOken-down women have
restored their health and strength
by the use OF Swan p-Root. the great
Kidney, Liver and Bladder Remedy
Swamp-Root brings new life and
activity 10 the kidneys, the cause OF
such troubles.
Many send for sample bottle 70
see what Swamp-ROOt. the great Kid
ney. Liver and Bladder Remedy will
do for them Every reader of this
paper, who has not already tried it
may address Dr. Kilmer & Co, Bins-
b. mtOn. y Y. and receive sample
bottle free by mail
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
RECENT CHANGES
IN THE j. 8.
NAVY
Orders Issued to Officers in
Service by Depart
ment.

Washington, D c, Aug 25--The
following orders have been issued 10
officers Of the L S navy
Captains-C. J. Bousr and T. VI.
Potts commissions announced A
MertZ ordered TO duty IN command OF
the flOtilla of lighthouse vessels en-
route to the Pacific coast.
Commanders-J- A HOOSewerff de
tached navy academy Sept , and or
dered to Asiatic station; W. S Benson
detached naval academy and placed
on waiting orders: f. Lloyd, Jr-, or
dered to the Wilmington
Lieutenant Commander V Gil
lis ordered TO command the Rainbow;
J J. Raby commission announced; !.
T. Tompkins ordered to naval aCad-
envy; L. A Kaiser detached the Wash
ingtOn and ordered to continue treat
ment at Monir hospital, Seattle, Wash
ingtOn; NJ E. Reed ordered 10 naval
academy; F. n. Freeman, W. H Stand
ley. R T. Johnston, commissions an
nou1ced.
Lieutenants-W- NJ FaTconer order
ed to Washington, d. C., yard; Z. E
SpaffOrd detached the Olympia and or
deTed to the Supply; H. Mel. Walker
commits Sion announced; G. B. Landen-
berger detached navy rife team, Camp
HeTTS- anu O1dSGS0 10 naval lEdlulHS
station, Newport, r. l.; II. Williams
detached navy rife team, Camp Perry.
and ordered to naval academy; A. c.
Kali, commission announced.
Ensigns-S. Doherty. l. F. DOrtCh,
R A White, J. w Wilcox, jr-, de
tached Navy Rifle team, Camp Perry,
ordered home and granted one month S
leave; E. l.. McSheehy detached the
Galveston and ordered to naval hOSpit-
al, Yokohama, Japan, for treatment;
E Whiting detached the Rainbow and
ordered to the Concord; o. c. f
Dodge detached the Whipple and or
dered to continue treatment at naval
hospital, Mare Island; A. G. Pickens
ordered to naval proving grounds, In
dian Head, Md; c H Shaw detach-
ed the Fox and ordered 20 the Whip
pie.
Midshipmen-E. r. Leonard detaCh-
ed the California and ordered 10 the
Fox; J. G. HUnsakeT and K L. Hill de
tdChed the North Carolina and ordered
TO report to the commander in chief
Of the Pacific feet for duty; A D.
Denny, E. Z. Wilson, G.. Z. Brandt, l.
c. Stark, w F Amsden, n. A. Lee,
jr., W LeR- Heilberg detached navy
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
Stories of the Streets and Town

Now, my dear, it's only % minutes
to Z"
only! Is % minutes TO Z our din.
ner hour. may I ASK? If it is. | think
I might have been consulted before
the change was made OF course.
am not a person of much Importance
in my own hOusehOld-O1ly the man
in fact, who pays the bills; but I think
even that function ought to bring me
in a privilege or two ! think if | were
running the house I'd cOntrive to have
the meals on time now and them
Then he scOwled over his paper. and
asked what she was looking glum
about.
Why she exclaimed in surprise.
I'm not looking glum. am /? I don't
feel the least bit glum- Why should
~"
That's what Id like to know" said
her husband I don't know anv rea5-
on why YOU should, but that wouldn't
cut any figure with you If Won fell
like pulling a long face you'd do il.
whether there was any reason OF not. =
4 never felt happier in my life"
of course. not, when you are ex.
asperating me"
Why. what makes you 20 cross 20
That's right said the man. bitter
ly. Lay il on me- I'm an ugly. IL
tempered brute, because ask you not
10 hum something | object to. AMI taks
the liberty of denying something I
never did. Say it right out, why dent
you? | wonder if ever you VIII let
me say something without trying to
make an argument or a debate out of
il. Say, why don't you go down and
see about that dinner2"
I was going when YOU Just stop
ped me- I expect it's all because the
meat came a little late. L can't be
much longer nOw-James. what did
you have for lunch tOday?"
Il didn't have any lunch. l Just had
time to swallow piece Of apple pie
and"
Well, no wonder. YOU poor mani"
said his wife. q couldn't think what
it was. Why didn't You say so at
first"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
DIRECTORS To
MEET TO-DAY
Chamber of Commerce Di-
rectors to Discuss Irnpor-
tant Matters.

The directors of the Chamber of
Commerce are to hold al important
meeting this morning, when several
matters of much interest will be dis
cussed, and some plans adopted for
future work.
The resignation of John w. Leadley
as a member of the directorate will
be received and accepted at this meet
ing. as he has moved from the city.
Who will be elected to succeed him
is being discussed to some extent and
several prominent men have been men
toned in this connection.
The matter of work at the navy yard
will be taken up on report from Sec
rotary Waterman, and IL is probable
that some action looking towards
remedying conditions will be taken
NeII-Maude has lost a good friend
in Jack.
Belle-Why, have they quarreled?
NeIl-No, they are marrfed.-Phila-
delpnia Record.
"They are quite ordinary people,
aren't they?"
''Yes-keep their engagements, eat
plain food, pay their bills, and all
that sort of thing. Life.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
1 CANDIDATE
FOR SHERIFF
G. H. Jackson, of Gonzalez.
Has Issued His An
nOunCement.

c. H Jackson, of Gonzalez, Fla,
has issued the following notice an
noUncing his candidacy for the office
of sheriff:
To the Voters of Escam5ia County:
Upon the earnest solicitation Of many
friends prominent citizens Of both the
CITY of Pensacola and County Of Escam-
bra. and after careful cOnsideTa ton and
elaboration. l have concluded to announce
myself as candidate in the coming cleo
ton for the office Of Sheriff Of this county
could. If desired, give the names of
these citizens who have been so earnest
in their efforts to get me TO enter this
race
1t will be purely through the vote Of
the people, and if u Is their viii. I Will
he your next sheriff. and shall exercise
the duties of that Office for the good of
ofice demands, and viii also assure you
that my deputies and assistants will be
men OF the highest type of manhood, and
capable Of discharglng the duties i'm
posed upon them
If elected, during my term Of office. I
shall not at critical times and periods
be thinking of future election. but shall
under all circumstances do that duty de-
handed at the hands Of those who elected
me-
l have lived in the county for the past
Is years and probably am well known to
all Of yOu- having resided at Gonzalez
for the past 10 years; am man of fam
lily. born and reared in this state.
There Is no question as to the fact Of
my hFing a democrat. having been born
bred and reared such and under ordinary
circumstances would oppose anything that
would be in conflict with democratic
principles But experience during recent
occurrences proves that this county should
have man as chief peace officer under
any and all circumstances in the time OF
need
have no great amount to spend in
seeking this office, but If elected. 7 will
pledge to support those principles which
I represent
Reflect a moment and consider this an
0ouucerl1,nt seriously. and n Won feel that
I am the man fer this office. I want you
10 vote for me for Sheriff IN the election
Of November ord.
G H JACKSON.
Gonzalez. Fla.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26

clans II will be about two weeks,
however, before she will be able TO re-
sumo work at the store of Johnson &
Son., where she is employed.
D. P McKenzy is here on business
from Doggy, Fla
T. T. Todd having sustained slight
injury will not be able TO carry Oh
his business for a short time.
Hon. JOS. H. Humphreys, state sena-
tor, of Bradentown, Florida is in the
city, having arrived here yesterday
He will probably leave this afternoon.
Senator Humphreys is one of the best
known public men in the state, but he
rarely gets so far away from home as
Pensacola. He likes Pensacola and
thinks that the Deepwater City has a
great future.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
STANDARD ClothingCo.
TERSELY TOLD.


Eighteen cases were docketed for
trial in the recorders court yesterday
morning. OF this number one defend
ant was discharged, another given 4
thirty-day sentence and fines imposed
amounting to $40.
Glenn Largue, Jack Brandon and 9TH
ers forming the fishing party TO leave
here ten days ago, returned yesterday,
excepting Sheriff ]. G. Van Pelt, who
will remain at the Brooks place sever
al days more before returning nome.
The maximum temperature at Pen
sacola yesterday was Sc degrees at
$40 D. NJ. while the minimum was 73
degrees at a. m. Last year on the
same dates the maximum was 81 de-
grees and the minimum IS degrees
The average maximum for this date
is IS degrees and the average mini
mum 20 degrees.
F. J. White arrived from Geneva,
Ala yesterday on short visit to Pen
sacola.
A. Venter, of Castleberry, Ala, is
among the new arrivals in the city.
J. H. Smithwick left last night for
1AOmaSyllle, Ga, Wehere he Will
make his headquarters for the next
few weeks
VIM. Peterson of alberta, Ala, is
registered at the New Manhattan.
w. P Adair arrived from Jackson
Vile last night for a short so;Surn in
the city.
Frank Anderson, a well known man
from Birmingham, is in town on bus
ineSS.
w. ]. Ffguera, New Orleans man,
arrived yesterday, and is stopping at
the Merchants.
II. COLLEEN is over from Montgomery
for a few days.
A. p Hardee was over from Milton
yesterday
Miss fiona Mum, who had the mis-
fortune last week to break her should
er bone while attempting to button the
back of her waist. is slowly improving
under the care of competent physi-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
Ingenious Johnnie.

Mother had bright red apple which
she wished To give to the children, at
the same time teaching the little broth
er a lesson in generosity. Johnnie
had peculiar fOndness for apples.
Calling him to her side, she said,
Now dear. mamma has a nice, rosy
apple TO give YOU, ami she wants you
10 be generous" That word was not
in JOhnnie's vocabulary, so he said:
Mamma. what do you mean by being
generous"
oh, dear. that means YOU are to
divide the apple in two parts and give
sister the larger
Johnnie was silently Suddenly his
face frightened as he handed the ap-
pie again TO his mother, saying, mann
ma, give II to sister and tell her to be
generous '--DelineatOr
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
IS APPOINTED
As DELEGATE
A. H. D'Alemberte to Repre-
sent Florida at Irnpor-
tant Meeting.

Governor y. b BTOward has Eppoint-
ed Hon. \. II. D'AIemberte of this city
to represent Florida at the Second In
ternationaI Conference on State and
Local Taxation which IS to convene IN
Toronto, Canada, on October for a
session of three days.
The delegates at this conference
from the various states aud cities are
among the most able thinkers on IL
nances and taxation and the confer
euce viii prove an important one. II
is very probable that Mr.. DAlcmbeTte
will MAKE the trip.
This Is the second time he has been
hOnCred by being appointed by the
governor to attend this congress
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
Disaareeable al HONG.

Lots of men and women who are
agreeable with others, get Cranky"
at home. It's not dispoSIlIon, it's the
liver. If you find in yourself that
you feel cross around the house. little
things worry you, just buy a bottle
of Billiards. Herbine and put your
liver in shape. You and everybody
around you Will feel better for it.
Price, 80 cents per bottle.
Sold and recommended by w. A.
D'Aiemberte. druggist and apoth acary.
121 South PalafOx street, Pensacola
Fla
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26

rife team. Camp Perry. ordered home
and granted one months leave.
Surgeons-O- DiehI detached navy
yard, Philadelphia. and ordered 10 the
Charleston. with additional duty as
feet surgeon. Third squadron. Pacific
fleet; VI. F. Gates detached the
Charleston and ordered to navy yard,
Philadelphia.
Passed Assistant SUrgC0us-W- s
Hoen ordered TO duty wirh hOtilIa OF
lighthouse vessels en- route to the Pa
cific coast; l.. W. Bishop ordered to
navy recruiting station. New York.
W. y Mcdonnell ordered 10 navy re-
cruiting station, Minneapolis Mimi,
Assistant SUrgeon-N- r Lando or
dered 10 Washington. D. Q. for exam
inatiOn for promotion, then await or
ders.
Pay nspector-E. D. Ryan ordered
to navy pay office, Seattle. Wash.
September 80
Paymasters-R- II Orr detached
navy pay office. Seattle. Wash Sept
50 and ordered TO settle accounts and
wait orders: w T Gray ordered 10
duty as pay officer of the Texas.
Passed Assistant Paymaster-L. y.
Wertenbaker detached the Franklin
and ordered 10 naval hospital NOflOIh-
for treatment.
Chief Boatswains Johnson de-
tached the Texas and ordered to the
New Hampshire: p ! Kane detached
the New Hampshire and ordered to
the Texas J. F Brooks detached navy
yard Philadelphia and ordered TO ma
val home. Philadelphia: !. J. ROCh
fort detached the Topeka and ordered
to Pacific station, W. Martin. II. g.
Jacklin, J. Vim, commissions an
nounced
BOatswainS-H. p. Rahbusch and
H H Richards detached New York
yard and ordered to the Franklin; !.
G. NcDOneugh detached the Hancock
and ordered to the Fishhawk.
Warrant Machinists-O. Johnson
warranted
Chief Gunner Mcdonald detach-
ed the Maryland, ordered home and
granted one months leave.
Joshua had just made the sun stand
still That's nothing" they cried
England is to DO the same by act of
parliament" Herewith he felt he was
nOtmuch pumpkins after aIl-New
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26

transactions recorded yesterday as fur
Hishea BY the Pensacola Abstract Co:
L r. Brooks Co 10 MaTZeit JenkiRs,
Priscilla Mcmillan. Dorsey Franklin
and Sadie Franklin, S50-1-5 uRdivid-
ed int. in and 70 Lot ), Block 1876,
East King Tract
Winnie Delahunt TO Escambia Real
" Co. 81 and other val. cOns--6-20 in
1erest in and 70 f Il Of Lot 246, Blk
Is, Old CITY
Annie p. DeIahunt TO Same, 81 and
other cOnS--JTnd- 1-20 int in and TO l.
I-2 of Lot 246. Blk 13- Old City
Edward A Haas 10 Nor Dora G
Vaughn. s30O-S Z IA OF W IA OF
Sec 5. To - y r 80 w (Lots III and
112 in Century,
JE. Malone 10 L. H Robinson $3.50
? acres IN y E corner Of 5 1-2 Of >
W IA of Sec I. TIP. ., r 80 W
Kupfrian Park Co 70 c. l. Shivers-
Lot 2 Blk % KupfTian Park
Escambia Really Co 10 VIII O-Bry-
an. 81 and other cons.-Lot 13, Blk
10. New City Tract
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
u. S. Mail Launch
RUTH

SCHEDULE
pensacola, Mary Esther and Sosey Mail
Line.
James Jerauid, Capt.
Leaves landing Monday. Wednesday and
q riday at $50 a m. making regular stops
AT Harris Mary Esther, Camp walton.
DeStin-and BoSgy.
Returning. leaves Boggy Tuesday,
Thursday and Saturday at SEQ a. m, aT-
iEixlnG Pensacola I 80 p m
Passenger and freight rates
Apply to u NJ. WitheTiil, Contractor
snd Manager, Landing, as South PalafoX-
Phone $50
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YOU'LL NEVER REGRET

ordering the first bottle OF Blue Rib
bon Vanilla Lots OF the finest cooks
have been specifying Blue Ribbon Va
nilla for ten years
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
STEAMER
MONARCHS
SCHEDULE
Daily, Except Sunday.

Daily. Except Sunday.
Leave City for Navy Yard and Pavilion
F:I5 a m
, Leave Pavilion for Navy Yard and City
t4.30 p m except on Saturdays, when
tshe leaves at 11-45 a m
Sunday.
Leave City for Pavilion 1910 a m $40
ID m. and y. m.
Leave Pavilion for City i p. m, p. m.
and p. IN
Friday
Leave City for Pavilion 7-15 n m, $40
fp- m, p. m, and 7:45 p. m.
Leave Pavilion for City 4:30, 6:45 and
f10s00 .. m.
Note-The steamer Monarch will he off
Eher regular run Monday. Tuesday and
"Wednesday. beginning August "a, to
undergo repairs.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
The
Buying Public
Appreciate
Real Values

That's why we have sold
more clothing the past week
than any previous week in
two months.
Have you made a pur-
chase?
If you want to get the best
Suit In this or any other city
for your money, come in and
we will convince you at once
that we have your clothes.
Suits $3.50 to $3.50, worth
more than twice what we
are asking for them In many
cases.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
Fine Headless Shrimp al
Toe Roth's.
NOTICE.

The steamer Monarch will be off her
regular run Monday, Tuesday and
Wednesday, Aug. 81, % and 26, during
which time she will undergo repairs
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26
The Yacht 'sWaterb Oy"
Is now prepared to give
SGE6RAN PATEC

Is now prepared to give
SPECIAL RATES
Hor excursions and parties 20 any part Of
4he bay sound or into the Gt,if She
has full equipment and DRESSING rooms
for private parties who wish to 90 bath
4ng- \ Weit-equipped cooks galley, FISH,
Ing tackle. everything necessary 20 make
IN outing pleasant Wharf at the foot OF
Pslafox street.
CHAS. HARDEsTN
14s Church ST.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26

DO YOU keep hens?"
NO, I raise EN-, but they get in my
neighSor's yard and ae keeps EN- -
Houston Post
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26

There was once d Little Old
Maid who wore Baby Blue FTocks and
Cheap Laces-nOt that the FrOcks and
LaCes were anything against her, but
they shed valuable Sidelights on her
Personality, when properly consider
ed
In the First Heat, If the Laces
hadn't been cheap she wouldn't have
been considered the Dear Little
Thing that she was, among her fe-
male acquaintance
And In the second, if she hadn't
made the mistake of affecting a gen
orally Baby Blue Aspect. which had
wishwashed itself into her actual
COuntenance through years of Close
Application. she might have been
Picked for Winner instead of being
Scratched from the Lists as she was.
But the Little Old Thing didn't
know she was Scratched She knew
she wasn't a Winner-she had never
even been ranked as a Favorite-but
with a good sandy track and some
Backing she hoped after all to he in
on the Money.
Her Female Friends, meantime, kept
Boosting her on They told her what
an OvetlOw of the Real Thing in the
Talent line she had. which made her
work harder and harder for the Boss
she had, who was at times a Hilarious
Boss, and had long since developed a
habit of loading her poor little shout
ders with all the work of the office.
He ought to have Been Ashamed of
Himself, but he Wasn't
He also ought TO have Raised her
Pay Envelope, but ne Didn't.
Still she kept on doing the Stunts
of the Entire Office and gTasping at
the Stray Crumbs of Notice which
happened to fall her way.
Yes, indeed, Gentle Reader. she was
a Sure Thing, Dyed-in-the-WOoI Little
Chump-
Being a Chump. however, she Enjoy
ed it.
One day she didn't show up on the
General Round of Pleasure which had
kindly been mapped out by her Boss.
She had ground the grind of other
peoples work once too often.
She was All In.
Did the Boss who had been Fixing
Her Clock extend sympathy and her
Weeks Pay?
Was he Sorry she was Down and
Out after her Grand Stand Play with
the Ragged Edges of his Job and those
of several other Able Bodied Cusses?
You are Wrong again.
He said. 81 can't have any Sick Fe-
male around an office of mine" And
forgetting why the foolish little body
had Fallen Down. he proceeded to
Hook On TO the first Gum Chewing
Female he could find, and gave her the
Job.
Moral: Some Men Take An In
growing Delight in Overworking
Women and Mules Don't Be Either!
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-08-26

The man stood on the burning brink
OF pOliticS-'twas yes or no,
His country called he wouldl t
go,
He loved his reputation so!