The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-08
WEDNESDAY. APRIL 8. 1905.
Oct RiS sf his Company.


Get NiS sf His Company.
A visitor at q health springs was d..
,ncliaed 20 sociabillty. After he had
been there few days young woman
stopping at the same hotel took pity
"a his seeming loneliness aud tried
10 engage him in conversation. After
few conventional remarks she asked
what had brought him to the springs.
Fits" he replied conndinsly
And I'm 20 glad to make acauaint.
ancee. FOR the doctor doesn't want roe
to he alone. not even for two minutes" :"
The young woman disaPpesrrd. and
the unsociable man was bothered No
more .--Ksnsas City star.
Unnatural history,
Not all English children are wen
posted Oh live stock. The following
"howlers" are from essays exhibited at
Q recent show. The young horses
have long legs. 30 that II might keen
up 70 Its mother when wild lions like
he lion and tiger are after them to de.
vour them" The fowl" declares stiii
another. when alive Is used Tor cock.
nshtlng and when dead for Its bcaut.
ful feathe1." The pig gets It's wool
coat O6 In summer. T. en We got the
wool Of II. The pig b regarded as u
bad creature"
A Wsiohty frejsn.
One Of the ladies In fancy dress was.
though fair enough. triue fat. and we
VIII not say that she did not look well
out Of the thirties. And there spake to
Asr . reporter:
'May ask what character you rep
rveeaty'
-Hs,en Of Troy" abe answered.
What did you think Il wasr'
WELL" he murmursd. uneallantly
saea0A. - weights and measures con.
fu1od his brain. and be gased on her
ample proportions, Il thought perhaps
yea night b Helen Of Avoirdupols!' |
11ehaaSs.
a Quaint cemeerissa.
4 southern conGressman tells Of an /
oA dairy whom be once encountered I
IN railroad station at Charleston and 1
whom the ceorsssman. expecting 10 1
remain IN town but Q few minutes.
desired 10 take . note to q friend In
ths city.
"Ars you sure you know whsrs the /
hoooe br anxjously inquired ths con. /
gssDwan. Il want my friend to get |
ths zoo at oocs."
well. SAL" answered the negro,
with . roll Of his eyes. u on'y wtshi
had ~ many dollahs a. ! knowS 1
whsrs dat house Il. sahr'-Circis.
Tks Land Pissss.
She went up to Q surrey standing at
the station.
How much to the innY' she asked
the man.
"IifU esnts." hs answered.
~Hew far b NJ" - asksd.
Two nilsa." saN ths nan.
''TAis b vssy short two muss." |" she
rsmasksd whsa she alightsd at The
door q the i'm.
"Wsll. yoa ses." explained The man.
IT = oos Eils here and another oos
baek b The station asain."-Nsw Yoet
PTseD.
A1esNsh,Rs.
The glory q The SON and The gieey
q ~ nooa ass Wildly variant In a.
grss. Try" said an astronomss. TO
imaSine ~ Ky studded all over with
fall moeoa. You might think such Q
glare would b intolssable. that w
should b dsluesd with an overwhelm.
ing light. Yst Il b perfectly true that
w coalA very we'll live under . sky
who's every part was Just - bright ~
~ neea itself. This b easily proved,
foe When We compare the briShtnsss Of
~ full moon With the brightness Of
IL sun we and that the sun 70 %
bright - 100000 full moons"
The Partner In oIaMdsr.
He that By crafty sisnincations Of ~
win doth paompt tho slandersr to vent
his polsoa; bs that BY o willing audi.
enes and attention doth readily suck
It up o. who gresdily swalloweth II
down By crsdulous approbat ton and a.
sent; b. that pleasInsiy reiisheth and
smackesh at It or expresseth q delight
ful ceoplacsucs therein; % he 10 . part.
nss u ths fact, 70 Il he Z sharss n the
Gullt-Isaas Barrow.
NEW Y0RK CITY.
Although New York city owns msny
buAdiass. II pays nearly $1,000 . day
IN ssutl.
Huildsrs In Nav York CITY invs~,