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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03
A Paying Investment.

Mr.. John White, of SO Highland Ave.
Houlton, Maine, says: Have been
troubled with a cough every winter
and spring. Last winter | tried many
advertised remedies, but the cough
continued until / bought a SOC bottle
of DR.. Kings New Discovery; before
that was half gone the cough was all
gone. This winter the same happy
result has followed; a few doses one
more banished the annual cough. ]
am now convinced that DR.. Kings
New Discovery is the best of all
cough and lung remedies" Sold under
a guarantee at c. ID. Kendalrs drug
store. soc and $1.00. Trial bottle
free
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03
A Sure-enough knocker.

j. C. Goodwin, of Reidsville, N. c.,
says: "Bucklen's Arnica Salve is a
sure-enough knocker for ulcers. A bad
one came on my leg last summer, but
that wonderful salve knocked it out
in a few rounds. Not even a scar re-
NAMED" Guaranteed for piles, sores,
burns, etc. Csc. At c. ID. Kendalls
drug store.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03
They Take the Kinks Out.

Il have used DR.. Kings New Life
Pills for many years, with increasing
satisfaction. They take the kinks
out of the stomach, liver and bowels,
without fuss or friction" says n. II.
Brown, Of Pittsfield, Vt. Guaranteed
satisfactory at c. d. Kendall's drug
store. 25c.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03

Homer Hoover came down from
Pierre Saturday night for a visit with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. r. Hoover.
He has been working for State En-
gineer Lea this summer, but when he
returns to Pierre he will take a posi-
tion as secretary to Judge Fuller of the
supreme court.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03

accounts or hotel menus in your own hand
writing.
1t looks bad, reflects on your standing.
makes people think you can't afford a
stenographer, and is sometimes ambiguous
You can write your letters-make out
an abstract-f!l in an insurance policy
enter your card memos-make out your ac-
counts, or a hotel menu-or do any kind of
writing you need, on any kind, size or
thickness Of paper, and space any way you
want on
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE ON Fill
ING PETITION TO SELL LAND.

State Of South Dakota
yss. In County
County of Brookings Court.
In the matter of the estate of John L.
Christensen, deceased.
On reading and filing the petition OF
D. L. Seaman setting forth the amount
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03
NOTICE.

My dental parlors will be closed
from now until the first of September,
as l will be in Chicago taking post
graduate work. A. A. Harris.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03

All property owners having property
AUDITING upon any street or streets
wherein a sewer has been constructed
by G.. w. Haggart in Sewer District
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03
You Can Easily Operate
This Typewriter Yourself
Don't worry your

Don't worry Your
correspondent.
Don't write him
anything by hand
that takes him time
to make out--that
may leave him in
doubt--that he cam t
easily read.
And don't I'll out
& papers or card
memoS-O make out
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03

Lady returning largest number Of
used coupons Oct. lst will receive the
beautiful water set on exhibition in
West d Packard's window. II wagon
doesn't reach you phone w. X. Stowe.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03
EVE NOTICE.

Notice Of Completion Of Contract of
G. w. Haggart in Sub-Districts
No. 2 and No. 4 In Sewer District
No. 1 of the City of Bookings
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-09-03
CHAMPS GARDEN
ACREAGE DOUBLED

Prepared 10 Please Wagon Every Day
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You can write any of these things your
self if you do not happen to have a steno'
grapher.
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COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS.

Council Hall, City of Brookings,
Auunct DC 100
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1908-03-26

We. We leave this place tonight If
we ever want to see Brabant again,
silence.'
How are we to work 1t, Tib?' in
quired; for the quaintness of our peril
was getting into my bones.
Tim Monmouth until we get back
to Bean-Brabant,' reminded Tib sim
ply. We'll, earl, 1 shall try to start
revolution
'As he said this a hearty hammer
ing caused us to creep to the window
on the other side of the building and
steal peep. And what do you think.
sir? Why, those poor, hard-hearted
idiots were building a gibbeti 1t sim
ply swept the drummer off his feet.
oh. Monmouth he walled, save this
one fool What an idiot | was, with all
the United States to live in, that
had to come down here to be slaugh-
tered by a counterfeit
Well, WELL murmured lib, purs-
ing up his lips and drawing up his
rotund form This does look kind of
serious, We must get word to Bean
vile, yet the guards won't allow one
OF us to slip through the window and
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1908-03-26

could hear the drummers teeth clink-
ing like pebbles in tin can.
Marry, come up quoth lib at
last; whence are we hencing? And
in the moonlight l saw the old fellow
was mopping the sweat from his round
face.
"' Can't we call on the overseer of
the poor or at a drug store, and get a
bite to eat? moaned the drummer. i
have had naught, fair sirs-'
Good form!' cried lib, approving
ly.
"'Oh, I'm going fast whimpered
the drummer. 1t seems real to me
now, and if l only. had a hooded hawk,
or baldric, I'd be doing a huntsmans
stunt. But, honest, fellers, I've had
nothing in my stomach but rain water
for three days And l had to steal
that out of barrel by the window
when the archers were playing horse
shoe on the green. l could eat a
mustard plaster or a coat of arms
81 suggested that we stop and rest,
and the guards for a wonder were
willing. l could see, too, they were
uneasy. lib said it was because they
didn't know what to do next, being re
moved from the zone of the kings in
fluence. l reckon he hit it right, for
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1908-03-26

the lighted windows, we bebeld ~,
ley group of scamps. dancing and
ing homemade weapons. But inst
then, like a beacon-light to the bo 49,
less mariner, we caught the friand,,.
twinkle OF our bikes frames. and witI
one accord we pushed the king against
the deserters and, as they tnmhlaS
and romped on the ground wo 49,
our hot footsteps towards the goal
In second, it seemed, the hon
had disgorged more enemies and th1
whole pack were after us as we gainos
our perambulators and tried to hon tbo
saddles 'ne
Where do I come in, Monmouth
howled the drummer.
Lord, if we haven't forgotten -.
spy!' cried lib. Here, Silver iunaU
up behind me. Nay, choke me NOT on
tirely with thy caresses. Now. han
tight and steal away.
And down the steep hill into tba
black shadows we sped, with a fren
zied mob OF King James men in fear
some pursuit. When we reached tbo
level and began climbing the next hin
they all but had us. But Just as tbo,,
would have gathered us to their bosor,
we reached the crest and slid from,
view. And the way the drummer clnno
to lib would cause the champion tricE
cyclist to blush for inability.
And so we left them in all tbo;r
glory and made Beanville in safety
And what do you think, sir! When
we'd lodged complaint, and a posse NJ
constables had gone over to Tanker,e
to straighten out the general brain
tangle, they found no trace of tho
King James germ. But instead old
Freeman Hucky was in the midst Of
the belief that he was an algebraic
equation that would never be solved
if he kept perfectly quiet. And as he
didn't wish to be solved, Tanker's was
the most peaceful place on the man
and, so far as l know, has never met
with royalty since the time lib and
joggled the throne"
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1908-03-26
"SOME WITH THE LADIES'"
Thought Much of by the Girls but Not
by the Old Man.

The two young women entered the
car with young man the other night
and sought seats in the far end. The
women-though really they were only
girls-had their hair arranged in the
extreme of fashion. Each young head
was exactly as big as a bushel in cir,
conference, and each was topped with
an enormous hat crowned with
feather buster.
The man was an emaciated at.
tenuated youth, with grinning coun,
tenance and an air of great satisfac.
ton which was not lessened by the
way in which the young women hung
upon his slightest word.
He told jokes for a while for their
amusement and then began to talk
about himself.
Say, I'm some with the ladies" he
commenced gracefully.
All! now" cried the girls rebuk'
ingly.
Il just am" declared the man; iii
you don't believe it read these" and
with that he dragged a sheaf of let
tiers from his pocket and proceeded
to distribute them to his companions
With shrieks of delight they drew
the missives from their envelopes and
began to read, while the man read
aloud the one he held for the benefit
of whosoever it concerned, Listen
here" he said. she asked me never
to tell soul this, but it's too good to
keep and then he read the story
which his correspondent had confided
to him.
The two girls ceased the perusal OF
the letters they held to listen to TINS
more interesting matter.
"Ain't it just like Susie to believe
you wouldn't tell?" said one of them
contemptuously.
And why, hadn't an idea you was
so popular" remarked the other, ad'
miringly.
An elderly man sitting across the
aisle had listened to this converse
ton growing under his breath. NOW
he spoke aloud, but to no one in par
ticular. you shouldn't get on thls
car unlocked if 1 were bit younger
said he, apparently to the electfle
lights, but the young man kept VI
reading.-Baltimor News.
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1908-03-26
WAY BRIDGET VIEWED 1T.
Nothing Missed-"Th' Da9o D''"
Have His Organ with Him"

A lady, wealthy and socially prom
inent, once sought to break IN h0.
Irish maid-servant by putting ner d.
answering door. The very first day
CHANGED that certain Distinguish
and titled Italian gentleman caiieu
during the lady's absence. IN OloA1n
English the foreigner asked lor wv
mistress, and, being told that sne wa.
not at home, left his card ana wen
away. When the lady returned sue ~
once inquired of the new girl Il any
one had called while she was away
"Yis, num-" answered the girl cav 10
lessly nodding toward the caru
ceiver: IAN he left his CARD. -,
Picking up this card and percels, na
the titled foreigners name tnei'
the lady became visibly agitateu' .1n
"Oh, Bridget she exclaimed, This
so sorry wasn't at home WHICH "
gentleman called! ronly,
sure" was the disdainful lepi''
IAN We didn't miss anything nu oza.
Her mistress stared at her IN anna
ment. 9Y
"Rridget what do you mean Or.
9TH dago didn't have his han ,aday
gan wild 'im!"-Illustrated
Magazine.
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1908-03-26

the corn boy swore he was going back
and ask his majesty for further in
structions. BY this time the drummer
had gone light-headed and persisted in
reciting The Wreck of the Hesperus.
lib augmented the corn boys declara-
ton by announcing: 'Catifs, We'll all
so back and hunt up the king. Well
keep him with us. SO We'll always
know just what to do
But we mustn't hurt him. expostu-
lated one. Old Freeman Hucly is
one of the best old souls in Tanker's
Mills. Lord! Whered l get that
name? Sounds mighty familiar, too
And the last was in deep perpleXity.
Say, fellers. can't we break into
one of those barns and git some oats
of nice, clean oats would look mighty
good to me.
"'Ye varmlnt! cried Corn Hair; if
we don't shut up I'll use tn goad on
We. | tell ye, boys, we're all goin' ter
feel sorry if we don't kill this chap.
TIL king said we'd got ter kill some
body But lib and | pacified him and
explained there was no gain in Staying
an insect, and at last we were march
ing towards the village
Its time to duck, | whispered to
lib.
Let's first get whack at King
James, he pleaded. And, Billy what
if we catch him and lock him up?
Won't that make me ruler of Tanker's
Mills? We'd be so cut off from inter
ference that probably we could run
this place as a monarchy all summer.
And do you know, I've always hank
cred to wear the purple
Not for a gold mine, I objected,
now fearing that his dreams of empire
would cause him to cut up For l
knew that he would just like to sway
the scepter over Tanker's Mills,
despite the fact that despotism with
in the United States is homogeneous.
I'm going to pause long enough to
devour that pump interrupted the
drummer, now walking like a drunken
man.
I'VE were entering the village at the
time, and only Corn Hairs promise to
assassinate him held him to the path.
Then, whom should we meet, practical
ly unattended, but King James him
self. Out on thee, arrant knave!' he
cried, on beholding Monmouth. 'Ho,
warden! no men at arms! Hither, l
command thee.'
"Not on your life,' howled the
drummer, coming to his senses and
clapping his soft hat over his majes-
tvs mouth.
Hold him. cried lib, in a low
voice, applying his handkerchief to
the august arms and thus reversing
history Now, march him quietly to
the town hall
Say, fellers don't ye dare hurt
Freeman Hucky,' warned one of the
guards, as with poor grace they al
lowed us to drag the old man along
Several of them also melted gay feel
ings by producing coarse-looking jack
knives.
No harm shall befall a single
WnlSKer IN MS venerable beard, gentle
sirs,' vouchsafed lib, straining his
eyes to catch glimpse of the much
prayed-for bikes.
Our insurgents then burst into a
song of abuse and threw down their
cartel of defiance, and said they were
tired of fat old Monmouth and that
they would change allegiance and aid
King James followers in executing us
on the now-finished gibbet. BY this
time we were close to the little hall,
and in the bright moonlight could adj
mire every detail of the clumsy yet
MISUNDERSTANDING gallows. What
added to our fear was the sound of
shouting in the hall, where, through
Woodruff County news. [volume] (McCrory, Ark.) 1901-1910, 1908-03-26
Eninmatical CALAMITY.

Men have often abandone hat was
was visible for the sake oil " nov OK.
uncertain. have not got VIVA. ~ had
n ue and have lost what they '.',, n atcs
being unfortunate by an TIC Phals,
sort of acknowledgements
Gus.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-03-17
NAv|N IS GLAD
COBB IS COMING
FERENcES WILL BE AD-
JUSTED.

Il am glad to hear that Ty Cobb Is
on his way TO Detroit said President
Frank j Navin, of the Detroit base
ball club, Tuesday morning. II have
not heard from him directly, but take
the dispatches 10 the effect that he
was 10 leave Royston, Ga. Monday. az
conclusive.
He will not find any disposition on
my part to hold back negotiations.
will be willing 10 talk matters over
with him, and II seems as IL a set
Element should be reached soon. or
course. do not know what kind OF
terms may be sprung on me. but the
natrons OF the club can be assured
that | will do what is reasonable 10
give the city winning ball club.
There will be no welcome committee
M the station TO meet Cobb. He Will
find the head OF the club waiting at his
Office: however. there will be a glad
hand extended just the same as IL
Ty had not got up on his ear last
winter and refused to sign the con
tract rendered him. Ii Is q certainty
that the club will NOT give him a sal
airy greatly. II any, in excess OF what
Is paid other star performers on the
am.---for IL must be remembered
that Sam Crawford and Bill Donovan
are entitled TO as much credit as any
one for that pennant,-but a two or
even threeyear contract may be
signed.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-03-17
McGRAW WILL KEEP
TECUMSEH RECRUIT

NEW YORK, Marcn 17.--Managef
John McGraw, OF the Giants, after two
weeks observation OF the young play
ers OF his team. has begun the weed
ing out process. and al the same time
has expressed his opinion that one or
the recruits. at least. will make the
team and become fixture with the
Giants. That player Is Fred Merkle,
the ls-year-old Toledo boy, who joined
the club last fall Merkle's work IN
Texas has come up TO McGraw's ex-
pectations.
Last year Merkle played Is games
for the Giants at first base. McGraw
then said he never saw faster man
on the initial bag .ic is quick ia
touching runners AMI besides car
shoot the ball across the diamond
like flash. Believing Merkle can
play other positions. McGraw has tried
him out at Marlin Springs and thinks
he has picked up ball player who
Will be fixture with the Giants.
Emil Frisk IL To play with Seattle this
season.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-03-17
WON IN
DESPERATE
BATTLE
ILLINOIS THuNDERBoLT GETS
DECISION IN 10 ROUNDS OVER
HUGO KELLY-MEETs KET.
cHELL NEXT.
BY ED. w. SMITH.

MILWAUKEE, Wis March lI.--tts
Is thunderb0It, this man Papke. he
whipped Hugo Kelly and did the JOB
up as BELTS championship aspirant
in ten OF about the fercest rounds one
could have patterned. IL might have
been a drawn by a wide stretch or OF
fetal leniency. II might have been a
draw In Bright had shut his eyes TO q
majority or the points that go to make
Papke the Illinois thunderbolt He
Is about the most desperate fighter the
ring has ever had IN years. And to
add .terror to the remainder OF his
class. he Is getting better or should
Ii be called worse? All the tine.
There seems to be no limit to what
he can do.
Kelly was a badly beaten man, az
was shown after the fight. Both eyes
were bleeding. his lips were swollen,
the top OF his head had a severe rip
in 1t and his right forearm swollen
with bruise that was thought for
time 10 be a fracture. His ribs were
aching and sore and seated In mis-
dressing room, he was about as dis
consulate an object as one could pic
ture
Papke did not escape unscathed.
An old cut over his right eye was re-
opened slightly and the under part OF
the same pepper was swollen shut. as
he walked jauntily Dat of the arena.
But otherwise he was practically unin
jured. besides a few incidental
"drubs'
Papke was the aggrsssor all through
the bout. lighting like a demon and
having Kelly dazed at times by the
ierocity OF his attack and the daring
of his style. He put Kelly down in
the first round and hal him clinching
throughout, Kelly doing much of his
work at short range ia the clinches
The crowd Kissed Papke's butting tao
ties and the decision was not entirely
popular. The crowd was a big one,
the receipts being In The neighborhood
Of $4,000.
II is expected that ie will be match
I'd next with Stanley Ketchell The
Grand Rapids boy who has been whip
ping all Corners on the coast.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-03-17
T|GEs HAVEN I HAD
PRACTICE THAT
TEAM NEEDS
MEN IN GOOD CONDITION, BUT
LACK CHANCE TO PLAY TO-
oETHER - JENNINGS, coNFl.
DENcE INSPIRES HOPE.

HOT SPRINGS, Ark. March IL
The Detroit Baseball club will be
lucky aggregation II 1t manages 10
escape logical consequences OF pres
ent mix-up in training plans which
have made inheld practice impossible
and seems likely 10 send men into
series OF training games in good ply
sfcal condition, but without that hard
ening effect which can only be secured
by real baseball with every man In his
position.
Capt Bill Coughlin sounded the note
pk alarm last night IF this infield OF
ours doesn't get a chance TO do some
pRcticing IL will be full OF holes when
we start playing games" said he.
The other infielders feel likewise.
Other Teams Have Practice.
All other teams OF both leagues have
been at their training camps for per-
iods verging from one to three weeks,
but the Tigers are still loafing around
taking baths and will be here nearly
- week longer. Just who was TO blame
Tor the failure OF the Little Rock plan
f. not plain. Certainly. as in the IA
NOUS charge OF Balaklava. somebody
b1undered or the Tigers would be pack
Ing up on Saturday and hieing them
selves for that burg. AS matters
stand now. II looks as II the team
would have TO put up with doubtful
hotel accommodations. doubtful eli
mate. and doubtful variety OF field at
F1ne Bluff
Jennings Is Calm and Hopeful.
Hughie Jennings is calm and placid
through It all. however. and promises
that all will be we'll
Detroit has. trusted him in baseball
matters before and has never found
him wanting In sagacity He believes
that the boiling out Will do the men
more good than the same amount OF
time spent on some southern diamond,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-03-17
And It's on St Pats Day Too,
Tommy Burns Meets Irish Champion

a few small wagers having been re-
corded in sight at odds OF to 1. but
In all IL Will not amount TO $500.
Roche is noted for his strength. but
lacks the science and cleverness of the
American. Roche Is the best man in
ireland now, and no doubt a large
crowd will turn out TO see him. Burns
has worked just as hard for his fight
as he would for a real championship
affair, taking no chances with his con
dition. Some reports say that he Is
even In better shape for this bout
than he has been since he went
abroad.
w. X. Watson Will referee the con.
test
Roche is too fat and slow to be a
factor In the fight, and he will sur
prise the community IL he goes more
than three rounds. Pat O'Keefe, who
trained Burns for the fight. has &C.
companied him over here from Lon.
don, where Burns has been doing all
his work. n
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-03-17
HACK SHOWS EN-
He IS CLEVER
RUSSIAN LION THSOWS THREE
MEN IN NEW YORK ExHieI-
TON MONDAY.

NEW YORK. March 17.-Ceorgc
Hackenschmidt, the Russian lion.
gave his first exhibition in New York
last night at the Crane Central palace
before a large crowd. Hackensehmidt
Is a marvel in build aad strength, and
in the business-like method he used In
throwing his opponents and was rev.
citation TO the appreciative throng that
gathered.
The final bout OF the night between
Hack" and his training mate, Emil
Miller, was the most exciting OF me
evening. Hack" pinnins his man TO
the mat after six minutes and forty
seconds OF vicious work. Miller sur
prised the crowd by breaking several
holds and gaining his feet before the
champion could land another. Ho
threw Hack over his shoulder twice.
but his aggressiveness was weak. and
Hack was soon on top. The first man
TO tackle the champion was Neil OIL
sen, who was about 20 pounds lighter
than Hack.
Hack nailed his man with a three
quarter Nelson In four minutes AMI
thirty seconds. The next fall wac
easter. the lion mplIshing the fall
with the same hold IN | minute and
81 seconds. Hack theL took on young
Hackenschmidt. the Bavarisn char
pion, who weighed in the neiehbor-
hood Of $50 pounds. Young Hack
squirmed out of few holds the frat
minute and was applauded for Its
c1everness. but Hack caught him With
a half Nelson, and ended the first fall
In two minutes and 81 seconds.