Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1908-11-13
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BYUUE r. VERNON.


have new home building of its own.
Executors of Perkins papers are
as numerous is tramp printers We're
during Territorial days.
The higher you fly the longer the
people will watch to See how hard
You Il hit the ground when you drop.
IIobson and Carrie Nation are de-
lighted that the election is over.
They can secure space in the news
papers once more.
It's up to Honor Wilhelm. editor
Of ThF f"nL To say whether or not
he has met the man in black re-
Gently. Come. Honor.
Children are large factors to start
Il ncighborhood row. One woman
never really knows another woman
until their children quarrel.
y Tacoma man has whipped his
wife forty times within three years.
The woman has no courage. else she
would have killed him long ago.
Hundreds of Cinnamon are return
ing home to celebrate the New Year.
1t is to be hoped that many of them
will forget to return to the United
States.
NJ. l.. Shcrpy, former editor and
publisher of the WIT. Rirer JpUrnaI,
at Kent, is now editor and publish
er OF the G":tttr- Vars. Georgetown.
this State.
The Tacoma TriLnae is rapidly be-
coming the leading paper in Tacoma.
The L"igcr and .Ncws are simply out
claSScd Tacoma should be proud of
the TriL"nc
When YOU become candidate for
public office be sure and tell the
dear people You want to write
back Fast To the old folks that you
have been elected to the coveted Of
flee. You win.
s. G.. Cosgrovc, Republican nomi-
nee for Governor, is reported 4 very
sick man one day and enjoying the
health Of a football player the next.
by Seattle papers. Wonder if Cos
grove has heard of this.
EraStuS Braincrd, the brilliant and
scholarly editor of the P-I, is losing
valuable time editing that paper.
His place is in New York, editing 4
high-claSS magazine, or periodical,
which circulatcs amongst graduates
of Harvard, Yale, or even Oxford
And still John l.. Wilson talks
politics in the same style as he did in
years gone by. Wilson never wore i
political coat of Joseph colorS. No,
much. He never changed. John L.
Wilson should be in the United States
Senate to-day. instead of Piles on
Ankcny.
c. ID. llillman, the real estate man
of Seattle, has purchased the steam
cr Yosemite for $4,000. 1t seem.
it pays handsomely to establish Bos
ton lIarbors, Atlantic Cities. ant
other town-lot creations. An ole
saw says, suckers are born every
minute.
a 2Xl politician in Seattle said i
he had his way he would kick JOIN
l.. Wilson out of the State. Thi.
fellow ism t worthy in grey matter
to polish the shoes of ex-Unite,
States Senator John l.. Wilson
Jealousy causes much bitterness o
feeling among politicians.
Wonder if Mead will take his fam
Gus stray-away COW to Bcllinghan
with him. If he does and Boss,
manages to get in the pound in Bel
lingham, there is one thing in favo
of the pound officer in the city will
beautiful sunsets; Mead cannot threat
en- to put the whole of the State ma
chincry in operation against the cit,
pOnnd-mastcr.
When the police van daSheS up t
a PATHOLOGY, where the officer ha
some law breaker, who must be sen
to public headquarters, it is soon sur
rounded by large crowd while onl
the driver is to be seen near the ivory
white ambulance as it stands await
ing its unfortunate passenger. Trul
as Ella Wheeler Wilcox says
Laugh; and the W rid l,ughs with you
Weep. and you weep alone
Aren't these words too true?
4 4 4
"Of course before your marriaS
you told your wife that you woul
never be absent from her side e>
cept when business demanded you
presence elsewhere?
Yes.
And you said you would gratii
every wish of hers
Yes"
And that you would never Spea
q cross word to her?
Yes"
Have you kept your promise
these things?'