The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-23
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Some people are like the buzzard--he ,ars high. but his taste Is uncuitivstsd.

soars hish. but his tssts Is uneuitivsssd' Aisz, how soon t is till the lovely sweet brsskfast in curl psbers and . kimona. Say. Bilkins. I'm beginning to get lone some out here. Bet my wife misses me ct "No-hsr aim is pretty certain" Thins: aiways turn out wsii and every. Tn solns abroad t isn't the tipping os tn. the steward. etc. It isn't charity to give tramp sn old bathing suit--it's positive insalt. .svhat a summer girl Iskes about the ophsr. Mr. Driftwood Armstrong.. tn The Montgomery Advertiser. What she rselIy Herald.
 why does 2 man with whiskers look % awkward. trying to eat . cream puff The merry-widow sfos has straok Mont somery--ch. no t isn't large ike the Tsr- even think 50 for one moment. Montgomery with the sh.rmosnstss eoias .s. place to five than any other town with the breezes slowing.
  We'd also remind the faeetious Houston ter ia the United states M s. here. and. and the the isn't worrying us one bit. An authority says that girls are healthier than boys. They can certainly stand up un- som. ssIs sssa .s think ag s. iss .s1,,ss snsns for the pssk-a-boe to go to waist" discriminating the supremacy of. the stitch stoekinss stiii have their supportsfs TSsir ssupDortsrs' and admirers--a-- hsml
 Boston woman bit . street car con- s SHss0 tn. . ss sss ts aaaa S: Ss'f .As EEiri has has money. and discovers after mar riage that she hasn't.
 ..onward and upward" is the motto of the thermometer.
 tpa.s tn. mInt-julsD, while riding in sleeping car between sSrsS.nan aasSsd l. for switch engine. The oovsrnor of Alabama has ordered Alabama shy of pillows s7--York Dispatch. .ns Mo r.ssg so . sss s sss y ' need be. interest re eOs ssesDs from the next door neigh bors. .eoS ss ss "Ss ls. sseSs s: ss ss for Wss s Ssss'i le-ysar-old girl. may now have to start kindersaften.
 we'T bet
 A pill
 5ss or "piil.s ss Pass the shop-windows tbut you can't without looking in f you're wonano Oh. Birminsharn---wiIi you kindly make a. noise like 6 esmetsryi An insane man at Tuscaloosa dreamed the other night that Birmingham had won the pennsnt.
 The saloons charged the sailors 7S cents . bottle for beer n Caiifornia. It's toust to be charRed with beer and charged with an- ger at the same time. A Pennsylvania man killed himself be- cause another man's wife refused to elope who could could take nn such eentiemaniy item T view aS, of the situation. ins men be forced so wear badsss,---E1- They dO--most of 'em--risht on the tip of their nose.
 After all what boats the happy 20 lucky life of the bachelor3 He does as he pleases friends snt sisd 1sn down for lie % to oSs oSs'S wo @ man. usually has money. can put his feet on the table and smoke as much as he likes the boys. he does t. and there's no W rsucous ss female to rip him up the back for 1t next morning. Instead he has the soothing touch of the ntsger porter and the cool earess of 2 cold ice-watsr bag: seIah!. fair exchange Is no robbery, but we Inal mater and palm 1t off as their own and that's robbery and is isn't fair! Skirt says a headline. So Anthony has suceumeed to its fascination. toe7 sl year-old man lost his life just the day before he was to marry 13-year-old girl In Delaware. Thirteen was an uniucky number in this instance. knife swaIlower cut his stomach in performing his act the other day and died from the effects of 1t. Why will men per sion?
 Why does a woman always try to talk ' '~ SNs' %1 v S Love laughs at locksmiths. but cries if 1Ss Gr,,, d9ssny get she Pay ssnvslopss. s rs says ever any particular objection to her hav- ing the envelOpe.--washinetcn Herald.
 Just Give 'Em the Laugh. When things so wrong and every song Seems turned into a aigh. When the friends you meet out on the
 street
 Just coidIy pass you by: When all the world seems trying to do you When they've all forgot who one time knew when ali that you do they mIscOnstrue you
 Give
 the
 laugh. For the world turns round and you won't
 be down
 On your luck all the time you know. Though they scorn you now they'll have
 to bow
 At your feet when you upward go. So have a smile for those who meet you No matter how they chance to greet you, No matter how they try to beat you Just
 Give
 lem
 the
 laugh.