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The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

there came n particularly vigorous
ring Mt the doorbell.
1t was book agent, one of the red
haired variety that are apparently i'm
munc To rcbuffs. The agent would not
be denied and showed his way into the
hall He had work Of such tran
scendent Importance that Justice Har-
Ian, no matter what orders he had
given about not being disturbed. would
consider 1t favor to look at.
young man." shouted the book
agent in loud voice. you will be in
danger Of losing your job If you do not
show me up to Judge Harlan at once"
At this juncture the tail figure OF
Justice Harlan APPEARED at the head
Of the stairs. He was attired in long,
loose fitting dressing gown which
made him look like a veritable giant
indeed
william" said the venerable jurist
In stentorian tones, show the brazen-
ly internal scoundrel up to me. II
you cannot handle him, willv'
The persistent book agent made q
hasty getaway. apparently thoroughly
frightened for once.-BuffalO Express.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

There IA n rreat daal of truth IN tho
nnestdenrs claim tb,t so,J,l and o,bar
conditions NJ fsrmIr, I,fc mitch, ho ;,,.
nroved Why the acr,cu,tpraI a,s,ri,,,
sra In daopa- ra.5 ,b., o,hor oo,,,,,,,,
mites ia nor clear hovaver yo, I,
the federal government IA co,nc into
the bus,ness NJ LOOKING es,er tho ca.
claI uelfara or III. nossos tho fam, 4.
"a rood n placa n hor,r os o,,, o,hcr
perhans tle nresIden,'s c,r,,i,,oo v.tr,
renort that farmers oro ohurJar,,r
allie IN ,nn-ove THAR ov, co,1;,io, e.,
step with the rcst Of tho coup,rv
How 70 keen IN. Iov y, IN. farm
has been , problcu ro- ,r,,cu,,rro,
;sAor,ze-s for many wears yI,bout amy
widely ,nn,Ir,,le so,p,i,, hci,c f,,,rI
One way evidently is ROT tn send him
to college hut 49,. farm father has q
right 70 decide wb,,bcr II shall lao
hooks o- ,hc nI,v b,ual. r,r his en-,
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20
Train and Track.

About twice as much power il re-
quired To stop an eXN-ess train as is
Necessary TO start one.
The italian state railways have de-
cided to adopt liquid fuel on some OF
the mountain lines with long tunnels
A new Union station Is 10 be built at
Winnipeg for the Canadian Northern
and Grand Trunk Pacific railways. IL
will require three years to complete IT,
There are 207S miles OF railroad
line In the United States for every
10000 Inhabitants as against e.2 miles
In Germany. IS In the United King
dom and ia in France.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

Maud Muller on a summers day
Pretended to be raking hay.
A local Judge came riding by.
ehe thought he was q fat old guy.
Tho Judge his neither lip did curl:
Considered Maud lazy girl.
He gave his nag a sounding slap
And bade that animal ''Giddap!"
Prosaic was the episode.
His honor vanished down the road
He didn't want Maud for his wife.
How unromantic Ia this life
St Louis Republi
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

IL Is just forty years since that
classic OF American childhood, Louisa
NJ. Alcott's Little Women" nrst Nh.
learI. Recently II special edition OF
10000 copies OF the book WAS issued,
evidence that 1t docs not appear anti.
quatrd 10 the young readers Of today.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20
NEW SHORT STORIES


Justice John NJ. Harlan OF the su-
preme court is the dean Of that au-
gust tribunal In length Of service, and
he also has the distinction OF being the
oldest member. lie tops Chief Justice
Fuller, his nearest competitor In the
matter Of age, by few days. Both
men were born in the same year, 1893.
Justice Harlan wears his seventy
FIVE years well. He is more than six
feet tail and Will easily weigh $50
pounds or letter. but there Is very lit
tie superfluous flesh on his frame. He
walks from his house to the supreme
court rooms and back every pleasant
day. a distance Of several miles. and
he steps along at pace that might
make many a younger man enNinus.
Not long ago Justice Harlan having
an important decision TO write remain
ed at home and gave strict orders that
he was not TO lie disturbed. Justice
Harlan writes out all of his opinions
In long hand and then dictates from
the manuscript TO a typewriter. lie
had barely got settled comfortably at
his desk in his study on the second
floor on the day in question when
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

In the blazin' weather
When you hear the thunder roll
Just read Il frcczin' story
Bout dlscovcrin' the pole.
It's really right pTovokin'
When you hear the thunder drums.
But II you melt In summer
Never freeze when winter comes.
Atlanta Constitution
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

Poets say when mortal bones
Seek the realm Of pavy Jones
They shall suffer sea change
Into something rich and strange
They shall turn 10 coral rare.
Pearl and amber past compare.
And. reposing In the tide.
Re extremely glorihed.
Also beautiful and grand
Grow tho fish that die on land.
Are they short? They shall be long.
Are they weak? They shall be strong.
Are they light? They gain In pounds
II obscure, their fame resounds.
30 they suffer n land change
Into something new and strange.
New York Sun.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

Beware the sun gods ardent raya-
Seek out the cool and shaded ways.
Beware the long. seductive drink
Where icy fragments bob and ciink.
Beware the fierce and loud debate
That overheats the squabhling pate.
Beware the wild and angry roar
That grests q disappearing score.
Beware. in short. the busy germ
That fills with dread the heated term
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

There was a cunning drehy
Who gamboled In the air on high.
This ny was conscientious. too,
For when at nighttime he passed
through
A lonely lane where lovers were
(8hs loving he. him loving herr.
This fireiy great tact would show
By turning hia bright light down lOW.
-Harpers Weekly.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

See that the rights 10 that delightful
hltle toy, The air torpedo, have Just
been sold. by the way, what has lee
come Of that lovely temple " peace.
located suucw here or other. and ull
the wecpfuI promises OF disarmament
Are we 50 soon forgot"
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

Mrs. Kutely has finely convinced
her husband that it's sinful to play
golf, especially on Sunday"
why. she plays herself"
Exactly! And that was the only way
she could induce her husband to play
with her" - Catholic Standard and
Tina
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

"Ih GO through fire for you!" he cried
In accents quite dcvuut.
And then he proved he hadn't He'd
Her father fired him out!
Houston Post
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

80 your uncle was elghty-three
years old when he diedf Did he have
the full possession Of his faculties to
the lastr'
"As TO that-well. as TO that We can't
tell yet The viii hasn't been read
yet.'-CnSere Gesellschaft.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

EllG-They say that lie is a good
nnancier.
Stella-So is his wife. When they
installed electric lights In their house
she cut down the pay Of the servant
on the ground that she didu't have to
clean 20 many lamps. - New York
Preas
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

Musician-What makes you think
that women are better pianists than
meni
Nonnusician-Thelr arms are not 30
strong-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

Here . q reason and a rhyme
To Cd TrnFvrh applied:
A stitch f.rs In time
Is worth two IN the side.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

DO you intend to make a bid for
public applauser'
Certainly not" answered. Senator
Sorghum. you don't have TO bid for
applause. 1t Is one Of the few things
needed that you can get for nothing"
Washington Star.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

Man calls hts wife his "hcttor half"
But that's "A sort uf blum.
IL can't deceive himself, for she's
The "wholc taiuE," sure enough,
Houston Post
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

One thing that has to get away
Before a man can use 1t
A thing you simply can't display
Cntil you start to lose II.
-Phlladelphia preaa
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

"If havin' de bes' Of every Argument
amounted TO as much as come men
thinks It do" said Uncle Eben. de
baseball umpire ought to he de hap
pies man on earth" Washington
Star
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

A man who thought much OF himself
Found out that he was laid on the shelf
He cried. with wrath stirred.
This had not occurred
II had plenty OF pelf!'
baltimore American.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

she-SingIug Is awfully hard on my
throat.
He-And how much harder II must
be on the ears OF your nsighborS.-
Detroit Tribune.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

There was q man In our town,
And he was wondrous wise.
He never hit men on the backs
To I'LL them with surprise.
One time he went out rowing with
His sweetheart, and. by ling.
He did not stand up in tho boat
To wildly rock the thing!
Chicago Record Herald.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

A pair OF shoes may hurt like sin
For weeks. and then about
The time We get them broken in
They start to breaking out.
st. Louis Republic.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

Bald the bear TO the elephant:
Let's take II trip.
You've got good q unk.
And I've got a grip"
Minneapolis Jour nGi.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

To be n lucky dog these days
or sultry winds and torrid rays,
We are sure the luSkiest dog we know
Is the old slcdge dog Of the Eskimo.
-ChicaEO News
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20
A Question OF Economy.

"Shall We go TO the mountains or the
sea this summerf"
Not to the mountains"
"Why notr'
Because they're too hlgh."-Balti-
more American.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

Hewitt-lGuorancc Is bliss.
J"witt-Ivc always wondered what
made YOU So happy.-New York Press.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

He-Is she a good managerf
She-Why. yes; her husband is very
we'll behaved.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

parSon-l look upon all divorced men
ms merely hi-A,r order Of beasts
Outsider Just lucky dogs" | sup.
pose, Smart Set.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20
Anr nkanr.,akian

He-I love simple things above all
else.
She-Yes; I've noticed how self salts
fed you are.-New York Press.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

"What did you realize from that min
Ing Investment VI yours, old MANI"
Just how big fool l was"
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

The newest visiting card fad Is TO
have littl" plan showing the rest
drnce and the adjacent streets print
cd or the iHck.
The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

Both of
these papers
one year
for only
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if you
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The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-08-20

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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24

The Republican party must organ
lie itself into the greatest get-togeth-
cr club this Territory and this Coun-
.ty have ever known. The PROSPER
Gus FUTURE of the TERRITORY Is
at stake. COMPETENT ADMINS
.TRATION of public offices Is THE
PRIZE offered for performing the
COMMON DUTIES of GOOD CTrI-
.ZENSHlP and taking an active part
to secure a REPUBLICAN VICTORY.
Let the yellow dogs of Malice and
Ruin do as they will. A mans work
to be done in vigorous. manly fash
Ron is before the voters. Let tht re-
Spouse be such as should properly
come from patriotic. level-headed,
Ihonest-thinking. sensible American
MEN.
The straight ticket means the cleo
| ton of every candidate named by the
I Republican party. Let a victorious
/ straight Republican ticket be the
message which Hawaii sends to the
mainland when the fellow citizens
over there want to know how we
stand on the tariff.
Let the victorious straight Repub-
lican ticket be the record of this COM
,munity's ability to rise above petty,
nasty, vicious personalities, and sup
iport buslncsslikc and progressive
administration of public affairs on
principle.
Victory Is at hand: II means work
MI desirable things in this world re,
lquirc work.
See that you do your share.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24
Mr.. CHILLINGWORTH.

There has appeared in public
print what purports to be Il denial by
Charles Chillingworth of the state
mcnts appearing in this paper re-
gardiyg his remarks before the Re
publican Committee.
Tbe lletin's source of in
formation Is no less reliable than a
reputable business man and member
.of the Committee who was present.
The records of the Committee will
also suhstantiate this paper.
Charles ChI1ingworth himself has
also stated MS late rs this. Saturday,
forenoon that he told the Republic
can Committee what the Bul G t / II
represented him MS saying.
This paper has no quarrel with
Mr.. ChillingwOrth. We have usually
considered him as much sinned
against as SHINING. But his record
of the recent weeks has been such rs
makes timely the suggestion that he
would do well to cultivate the habit
of saying the same thing twice
alike" Chillingworth needs to add
reliability Of his good qualities rs t
many-sided man.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24
The PRESENT DUTY.

Now that the Cathcart case has
been hclrd by the people, and the
Republican Committee has reached u
very sensible conclusion regarding
the utter collapse Of the charges
against him. there is one thing for
the Republican candidates and the
RrpuDli"n workers and the Bepub-
lican yoJors to do:
WORK WITH NIGHT AND MAIN
FOR THE ELECTION or THE
STRAIGHT REPUBLICAN TICKET.
II is probably true that the morn
ings Of the next few days will be dec
GRATED with evil report directed at
various cltizcns ana the Republican
party.
SO far as the Republican party is
concerned, however. the Cathcart in
ciicnt is closed. The straight ticket
must be elected. That is the work
now in hand.
Cathcart can no longer be classed
even by his enemies as source Of
weakness. The reception given min
at the Orphcum shows what more
than one thousand voters think OF
him. lie has the popular support
he has the support Of his legal asso.
GATES; he has the unqualified support
OF the business leaders. All that i.
left to his enemies is to crawl out o.
the hole into which they have put
themselves as best they may, and II
viii take all their ingenuity ant
skill Of their legal advisers.
/ The matter before the party Is tn,
election OF the straight ticket. Tn
Republicans must elect the Congress
sionul head Of the ticket, who ha
suffered from party strife. The
must elect the Legislators and tn
Supervisors whose prospects hav
been icopardlzed by the backing an
filling and The apparent treachery o
the past few days. They must rcturD
Republican candidates to all the pc
sitions Of trust.
This Is tho work before rs at III
present moment, and there is n litll
more than week in which to do II
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24


"As | said i'm my speech at hala
Park, country GENES first, party sec
ond, as matter of course.
This DOES NOT MEAN that
PARTY should he IGNORED or that
the VOTER should select from the
DIFFERENT PARTIES the BEST
MEN VIEWED AS INDIVIDUALS.
PARTIES ARE NECESSARY and
DESIRABLE IN REPRESENTATIVE
GOVERNMENT.
Team work Is essential to accom-
plish practical results. Accordingly
in politics as well rs business II is
often necessary to select and vote for
men who by working together can ac-
compllsh desired results even though
they are not men who might be pre-
ferred as individuals.
"Of course, there may be men on
the party ticket who should not be
voted for either for the good of the
country or party, bat Just whore the
line should be drawn Is matter for
individual judgment"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24

experiencing much fatigue. Now can
walk milo easily.
"Through these three cases we desire
to make known TO the public the eff
fcioncy of your remedy"
Hospital ST. John, of 81. Johns.
Province OF Quebec.
A later letter received from the Same
institution reads as follows:
"Three weeks Rgo wrote 10 tell
YOU how Satisfactory We found
peruna. We recommend II highly for
colds, coughs, cdfarrh and neuralgia.
"I havcyused IL myself as n tonic with
the best results, taken rs directed, half
teaspoonful every half hour"
Mrs. Eta Booker, Dundurn, Sask.,
n. W. T., Canada, writcs:
al suffered with informal catarrh until
wrote TO DR.. Hartman, and after TAX
ing treatment as ho advised, | can say
am now cured Of this most trying
anliotion, for which / am truly thank
full. / think Pcrunn tho best medicine
Cor catarrh. ] never felt better in my
life than do at present."
Pcruna not only promptly relieves
coughs and colds in their first stages,
but 10 equallyprompt and efficient for
catarrhal diseases in the chronic stage.
OF course, IL is only reasonable to
suppose that great deal loss medicine
will re necessary to cure n slight attack
uf oatarrh than would bc required to
! relieve the ailmcnt after IL had been al.
lowed 10 become chronic.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24

Montreal, Nov. z, 1905.
We found peruna a relief In several
cases.
We can sayH Is n good tonic Ind VIC
are very thankful
Sisters of the Good Shepherd.
When catarrh once fastons Itself upon
tho system IL becomes an obstinate dis
ense TO eradicate.
A systemic rcmedy-ono that reaches
every informal organ of the body--is an
absolute necessity.
Peruna is just such q remedy. II
searches out tho cause of the disease,
healing and strengthening thcsnucous
membranes, and thus giving Nature an
opportunity TO perform her part OF The
restorative process.
One Of the many hospitals which have
found Poruna ofvaluein treating old and
obstinate cases Of catarrh Is the Hospital
ST. John, who write as follows:
eve are happy TO tell you that your
Pcruna has given US satisfaction. Three
patients have tried il, one - years old
Renoul Dupuis, afflicted with catarrh, Is
much relieved, moro than he has been
for number of years.
"a young girl, IS years old. had an
obstinate cough, which half a b0ifie OF
PeruHa caused 10 disappear.
"As to myself, two bottles have con
WINGED me that Poruna is magnificent
nB tonic.
"Bcforo the treatment could no
! walk for a quarter OF an hour withou
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24
CERTIFICATE

Being a state official ana authorized T.
administer ugths and certify documents,
! hereby certify that correspondence iuit
before mo this morning from gu Eastern
city, states as follows: - Or. Il, an
cid practitioner IN this city, has had
Bright's lb.as1yo Tor years, h bed ridden
aud Is simply waiting his time. u" has
taken three hDttlug NJ fultru's Renal
Compound VITA moro than the usual ro-
suits. Wednesday, ut last week. u broth
or physician called to soc him The
1itrr upon finding he was hritrr asked
what he was taking. D", D. replied,
ct Is In tho window Th, Dr's re-
iUndrr was And aH you Hru tukug that
stun, too, arc YOU had % severe rnsr
Of Diabetes In u patient who l.rt This rjtv
HHl whom I expected ~ die. Yesterday
! nui q l"tt"r from MIN stating that h"
had taken fultnna Compound and was
we'll"
The following report IL mpdr by ano,h-
~ prominent physician IN tho same city,
using fultuu'S tumpuUul ON an acute
cIsr ~ lriyhrs--"ClHu ia TOW on the
second bottle with astonishing results"
Witness my hand and smal I'm evidence
Of the gCuuinou,ss Of this correspondence
affixed at Oakland, Cali this December
2Sth. 1907.
CScal) =. c. LhNDREGNN.
Notary Public.
No matter whether ynu ,1ll II kidney
trouble, Ncphrltls or EriEhts Disease, II
, Is II case Of intlamcd kidneys aud az thu
old time kidney m.dlciuC7 are kidney OK
CHANTS. Il H. clear why they are futile
FultOn's Renal Compound Is tho first sue
CCFsful Renal cmolliont thus reducing KID
r"y Inflammation which ~ now CurubI,
for the first time Even the serious sup,
posed incurHblo forms yield.
Literature mailed free.
JOHN j. FULTON co,
Oakland, Cal.
HONOLULU DRUG Co, Fort Street
are our sole local agents. Ask for hi
monthly Bulletin ~ late reCOyoTlus. 81
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24
OIL KING OYSTER

OF King Oystch cum TO TOWN.
Stew him up en- fry him brown
Hurrah fUb King Oystch.
De III neck claim am rich en- sweet
But oil kim Oysteh cant be bcr,'
All 'clah hos I'll Fob Rings t. cat
Hurruh fuh King Oys;"h'
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24

King Edward probably views the
row over here with a feeling of gem
uinc pleasure that he doesn't have
10 fun for king every four years..Wo
have sneaking idea, however, that
Emperor William would rather like
that sort Of thing. Washington Her
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24
CHURCH SERVICES

Central Union Chwch-Biblc School
at 9:j5 Il. m. Morning worship at II
O'Clock: Rev Collins G, Durham viii
French subject The Practice Of Chris
tianlty." Choir and chorus win sing
Barnby's Break Forth into Joy
Christian EnGoayor Society viii meet
nj $3.50 p. m. Evening Worship at
1880 O'Clock; sermon bg The Minister,
subject, "Tho DisaruOintments Of
Jesus" Anthem, Art Thou Wcary?
solo by Mrs Mackoll. ..
o
The Catholic Church Of 81. john the
BAptist, Kulihiwucna, in charge Of Rev.
Father Clement. Tomorrow, October
"a, $50 n. NJ, high mass, sermon, col
election, Sunday school. p, M, Rus'
ay.
Roman Catholic Cathedral "Om
Lady of Poacc."-G a. M, low mass
with Portuguese instruction and holy
| communion; n. M, low mass with
holy communion; . a. m, chlIdren's
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24
STARTING 4 PANTHEON

81 understand" said one visitor at
the capitol, that there Is II figure in
the rotundu decorated with three
hands" yes" answered tho man
from Harrisburg. what does she
representa-" q don't know, unless it 4
the goddess Of Grart.
Star.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24

"RalsuU is TO leave Morocco for
parts unknowuf' says a European
news letter II he intends TO stay
there, we sincerely wish he woull
take Morocco with him. - Washing
ton Herald.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-10-24

Judge Parker tells prospective law
yers that it's better to be honest than
rich, but neglects to inform the stu
dents as to the size of his own bun
dle.-Bridgeport Post.