The morning journal-courier., 1908-12-11
Feetball by Mollycuddles Makes a Whimsical Sub
 ject for a Letter,
THE BLEACHED SEATS
The GrddIc, the Hon. fcctball and the "Cnllcdgc Boys Averaged
 Sxty-thrce Years,

d N'lN. SlNllSn appear dllNH " lila clothes which include frockaway coat, derby nat, respectful gloves x whatever shoes & socks arc necessary for most beautiful way to look. With such ornaments l could not wear my familiar necktie which are getting loo shabbed, so borrow one of angry red complexion from Arthur Kickaha- jana who was not there when took it Thank you, Arthur, for kindness loan.
 With them fashionable haberdash I make my Joyful footprints go In drec- ton of sidewalk where all Japanese what see me revoke, Where would Hashimura Togo go so completely dec orated?" But for answer l make American eye wink & nothing else.
 Pretty soonly | arrive by door-mat of Yoshima Sukt Japanese carpenter & there l do rap-tap with nervous knuckles After dcliciousy long time Miss Evelyn Suk dreamy lady of en- tire youngness, come to knob X look surprised because sne expect it was mo
 "Knd morning Mir Togo she say t with deceptive expression of fe- male. which of my Parents did you come to see?"
 How many of them Parents have you got, please?" ! remove with polite derby.
 "I got two to include Mother & Father both enjoying nice health she response.
 You are fortunate to have so many" l corrode, therefore permit them 10 enjoy their nlcc health with out disturbance from us
 She jo so, thank you,
 We set in parlor X have a fcw con- i versatons X occasional topicks get more charms ccch moment hy her sweet looks G coweattish smile could tarob forever in such lonesome company,
 ! Pretty soonly l say-so.
 Hon Miss sukl. excuse mo, sir, Task t (such nerves from moD Please may wc Eo forthly together this afternoon for some sporty amuse- i mcnt?"
 Where wc go to find such . sporty amusement" shc dement, tncking i away her hair with morsel wave.
 Tn Japanese Y NJ C. A., l snag ger, Hon Roy. Cnillw0rthy will speek l an entirely harmless lecture about ! onward X Upward for Little Mission aries, We could go there for minus expense because t are free
 stiffness from Mise Suki.
 "You no care for such m excite mcnts?" 1 ask it
 Slightly perhaps" are response ! from her. Where else could we so i for it?"
 q mako sncclret count inside my pocket which contain t5c wealth) ! "Trolev-rdc to Clin Hous" X pea nuts by beach would he somewhat fash ionablc amusement if 1t wasn't rain ing. l suuggest
 "It might. hut would lt?" are next question for hor.
 I begin to enjoy go-home feeling for such discouredged talk,
 "To toll you truthly, Mir Togo, ehe apply, "I got tickets for ono Football Game which will be kicked off this l afternoon You likc to he chaperone to mo for this ceremony?'
 "1 am reckless to try cheer up. tFor only very fooly person would omit to bn chaneroue to a Angel what got tickets price si) ! SD wc go there S seen what was.
 Mr. Editor with what crippled pen- manship got how should | atterNp to describe such scene Of banzal, hara- lNIrI. stroGgle push what wc sccr for them tickctso How can poor Japanese Schoohoy tell or such delicious race riot all over mud which them heroes plowed with their faces?
 Therefore I shall do SO.
 Nc X Miss Evelyn Suk we set on bleached seats between maiden co-eds and } college boys of average age 65 years. Hcart-hursting screams was en- ioyod by thcm for entire afternoon When most hcrccst play Of reethall happened them oldy collcdEe boys would strike mo in ankle with their cane which was insult Rainy weath- fI ~ SllElN NfNlfllA ell'N'lNs
 Game of Football MT Editor are played hy enormous boys which arc divided equally into 1-2 10 look even. one l-2 wear stripes & other l2 wears New Jersey sweaters of entirely blue color. None of them Players Is allowed to he killed before the game begins.
 Delicious mud All over grounds ...A .o r,tjo op c.. chan 1,nus graceful fl can he done,
 Considerable rah-rah cries Indulgod in by all spccktatcrs to include Miss Sukl X 10000 others. Talented hovlca from all colledge boys who set in blcachod seats around fecthall grounds which Is called a Griddle be cause it look like it. Of suddenly ! OH-H-H-H,N'
 TO middle of Eriddlc with brave runstcps come 1 1 striped athletes fol- lowed by II blue youths. More rores. In center of Griddle Hon Feetball (which resemble a leather melonl are placed down Whisse from Foreman S suddenly one blue youth rosh for wards X give them Hon, Ball one very brutal kick which send 1t to Heaven where t intend to go. Splandid rush Ing together by all youths which do knockdoNns with rage. Hon. Ball when he make come-down, are lov- in&ly embraced by striped youth. but one blue youth see him X get .alous so he throw him to mud with dcathly thump, Ecch member of both teams are now permitted to jump on this young man when he are laying , prouoly Then Hon Foreman holler "Down," x all are sure of it.
 Next Player t,i arrive are Hon. Doc