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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02
expIan alton. In Order.

A man whose wife was extremely
Jealous planned a pleasant surprise for
her In the form Of trip to New York
to see 1.-THE Merry Widow" and wrote
a friend In the city to let him know
the earliest date for which he could Sc
cure seats. The next day when he
was away from home the following
telegram was delivered there. address
ed to him. but opened by his wife:
Nothing doing with the widow I'M
til the 10th. VIM that suit you?"
Explanations were demanded.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

The election OF Theodore Roose-
welt to be the first honorary president
OF the Peace and Arbitration league is
strong Endorsement of the policy of
constructing bigger and better battle
ships and more of them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

largely woman's complaint is ehieJ
ly caused by indigestion, constipation
and torpid liver You can prevent it
bv taking dose of DIR. David Kenn-
edy's Favorite Remedy, once every
few days immediately after meals.
Pleasant to the taste. Write DIR.
David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout, N.
Y, for free sample bottle. Large
bottles $I.oo, all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

low strange the accidents of life.
A New York man went through the
Civil War, serving in as many engage
menls as was possible for any man, es-
capped without a scratch and now falls
beneath an automobile and has gone to
his last blvouac.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02
Your Ensmi...

Don't make enemies unnecessarily.
Your friends don't do much for you.
a. you all know. but your enemies will
lie awake nights looking for opportu-
nifty to take shot at You. And you
oil know that too.--Atchison Globe
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

When Higsen ran for governor of
Massachusetts it meant Republican
victory by a hundred thousand APP
ply this ratio to the country at large
and see how Mr.. Bryan iecls about the
Independence party.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

DIR Akeers fear that there will be no
churches in zoos is alarming, but as
none of us will be here then we may as
well let posterlly worry over this pro-
blem.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Mrs. Howard Gould says she was
insulted by a dressmaker who present
ed little bill and demands fifty
thousand dollars damages. What a
fine way to secure wardrobe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

"My child was burned terribly about
the face neck and chest. applied
DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil The pain
ceased and the child sank into rest
full sleep.'-Mrs. Nancy NJ Hanson,
Hamburg, N. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Can't look well, eat well or feel well
with impure blood feeding your body.
Keep the blood pure with Burdock
Blood Bltters. Eat simply, take exer-
else, keep clean and you will have long
life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02
Common.

''rhey are quite ordinary people,
Hren't they"
"Ycs--k keep their engagements. eat
plain food. pay their bills AMI all that
sort Of thing Life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Hives, eczema, itch or salt rheum
sets you crazy Can't bear the touch
OF your clothing Doan's Ointment
cures the most obstinate eases. Why
suffer- All druggists sell it
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

The three great problems on the
solution OF which humanity is bent are
the same that perplexed our ancestors
the Immortality OF the soul, perpetu-
al motion and woman's hats.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

This "Higsen and Graves" ticket
will make a difference in New York
and Illinois yes, and perhaps in Cali
fornia, too, 1t is anything but joke
to MIR. Bryan
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Don't use harsh physics The reac-
ton weakens the bowels, leads to
chronic constipation. Get Doan's
Regulels They operate easily, tone
the stomach, cure constipation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
s, ssas, the Of 2.zHAzzA3

A dlshwasher in a Washington, ID.
c. restaurant has just fallen heir to
fifty million dollars, of which $s7, $780,
is said to be real money.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Cantaloupes split and filled with
cracked ice, and then placed in the re-
frigerator, are good enough for any
mans breakfast or dinner. This years
crop of melons is a hummer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Yesterday and tomorrow constitute
two abstract eternities, between which
to lay is mans only real, tangible asset.
Be sure, therefore, to invest it wisely.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Drop by Drop the offensive discharge
caused by Nasal Catarrh falls from the back
OF the head into the throat setting mp an in
fammation that is likely to mean Chronic
Bronchitis The most satisfactory remedy
for Catarrh is Elys Cream Balm, and the re.
lief that follows cannot be told in words.
Don't suffer day longer from the dscom.
fort Of Nasal Catarrh. All druggists Soc. or
mailed by Ely Bros, 81 Warren St, New
York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Some Of the Democratic newspapers
are supporting Bryan with pen in one
hand and club in the other.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

The Federal courts have decided
that imitation whiskey must be brand
ed 1t is pity that it can't be con-
fiscated and DESTROYED.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

In all this talk about the "labor
vote" isn't there too much disposition
to forget the American citizen vote2
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Good for the local judiary. Sausage
is certainly not real sausage when 1t
contains a lot Ut cereal When we
want the latter II Is bought under its
OWu name.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

This IS mushroom weather, but look
out Tor the deadly toadstool.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02
Common Council.

The regular meeting of the Common Coun-
ell of the City of Lambertville will be held in
the Council Room. Masonic Hall, on MON
DAY EVENING, SEPT. 18th, 1905, az 80
O'Clock.
JAMES H. REYNOLDS, City Gle -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

It was bad for tina. Chicago man to
lose $4,000 on eggs, but the eggs
must have been worse than the man.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

A son should not follow his fathers
footsteps until he finds out where they
lead.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

The sidewalk splitting order has
probably been forgotten by many.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

The prohibition town of Asbury
Park consumes one ton of wet goods
every day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

The world has not vet learned the
riches of frugality Cicero.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Make The local ticket strong.
will help wonderfully.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Manners carry the world for a mo
ment. character for all time
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

One Of the hardest things for poor
man to understand is why "A man with
81 600 IN bank should commit sui
eide.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Every fruit tree set out makes the
farm none valuable Plant few
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Hydrangeas, with their pretty white
bloom, arc NOW a lawn attraction about
the town.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02
We make specially of engraved

VIC mako Speciality OF ehgfaVed
visiting cards. Let us furnish you II
new plate at reasonable price or
leave your old one and we will have
your cards printed in few days.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

Now is the time to slip your flower.
Ing pla,,ts ior the winter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

A colored man claiming to be one
hundred and thirty eight years old
lives in New Jersey, 1t is needless
to add that he was acquainted with
Washington. He was not his body
guard, only his hostler.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

40 new colored views of Lambert
vile at KLINR's. Look them over.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

@ "A at q RI "a.
p.au .As ,Ihs Kind You Have AlMays Beqgh&
s's. = I1xAZzM
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02
Public Sale of House and Lot.

BY virtue of an order of the Orphan.
Court of the County of Hunterdon, made on
the first day of June. 1905 there will be offer
ed al public sale at the office of A. ID. Amber
son, No. SO Bridge street, Lambertville, New
Jersey, on
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER s5th, 1893,
at two o'clock i'll the afternoon, Dwelling
House and Barn and lot of land i00xl50 feet,
situate at the northeast corner of Hancock
and Allen Streets in West Amwell township,
Hunterdon, county, New Jersey, near the
same land that was conveyed to Milton Nj
Black, by the executors of Harrison Carver
and Griffith Williams by deed dated Septem-
Der IS. 1902, and recorded i'll the office of the
Clerk of the County of Hunterdon in Book
s66 of Deeds, page 202.
Conditions will be made known on day OF
sale,
A. ID. ANDERSON,
Administrator of Milton NJ. Black, decd.
August =, las.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02
Ono Was Cnouuh.

Dad" said the white faced lad.
.how many cigars does Ii take to hurt
a boy"
''How many have you smoked?'
One"
That's the number" said dad. and,
taking down the strap from behind the
door, he soon convinced the boy tina.
he was right.-Cleveland Plain Dealer,
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06
No Tresspassing

All parties are hereby forbidden
to trespass upon any of the lands of
the undersigned, without first OBJ
tanning permission. Said lands are
located in Black river bottoms, east
of Pocahontas. Any person found
trespassing on these lands will be
prosecuted TO the full extent of the
law. &. K. PRINaLE.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Hon. G. Il. Bloodworth has been
defeated for congressman over in
the first district, but the election of
his opponent will very likely be
contested, as his majority is some
thing less than 10000.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06
Guardians Notice

Notice is hereby given that have filed my
Anal settlement with the estate OF Edna
French, minor in Randolph Probate Court,
and that the same will come up for confrma'
tion or rejection at the January 1909 term, Of
said court. All persons having objections or
exceptions to same are notified to present
same at that time, or they will be forever
barred. This October 2S. 1908.
CHAs. FossErT,
Guardian.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

although defeated, le, us give him
the praise and credit of having
dragged Democracy out of the
quagmire of a crushing defeat of
four years ago and once more
placed her upon a solid footing and
paved the way for a sweeping
victory four years hence.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

OF course Mr. Bryan will never
again offer himself for the presiden-
cy, but you can bet your last dollar
that he will ever be found fighting
Democracy's battles when his SER
vices are needed.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Mr.. Bryan made an honorable,
honest and vigorous fight for what
seven million people believe to be
the best interest of the country, and
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Richardson township has not yet
redeemed herself, the Republicans
having carried the election there
Tuesday by vote of 81 for Bryan
to SO for Taft.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

William Howard Taft is the
choice OF majority of the American
people, and we hope he will make a
great and good president.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Clyde Armsutrout of Rayenden
Springs was here Wednesday. He
brought in the election returns from
James Greek township.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

With the exception of little Mary
land, the South is still solid, with
a pretty good indication that it will
remain that way.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

1t will be at least eighteen months
before we hear any more election
talk, aud let us all be thank full for
this if nothing else.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Shall the Democratic party die?
Not 50 long as the white man is
allowed To cast a ballot in the
south.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Joe Hamm and w. F. Lindsey
of Sloan township we're in town
Wednesday, getting the election re.
lpna
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

There is one consolation at least.
1t will be four long years before the
Republicans can get another chance
at us,
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Mr.. Bryan carried his own vot-
ing precinct, which is strongly Re
puDucao, ny vote of l06 to so.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Judson Harmon, Democrat, was
elected governor of Ohioby $4,000
majority.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

The next congressman from this
district w be a Democrat.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Charles f. Hughes was reelected
governor Of New York by de-
creased majority.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Arkansas has gone Democratic by
the usual majority.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

Three cheers for our next presi
dent, W II. Taft.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

1t certainly looks like Bill Taft
to us.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06
OFFICE PHONE NO. 30.

The "solid south" is still solid.
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06
Pocahontas Star Herald

PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY
Pocahontas star herald., 1908-11-06

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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-09
FAR BEYOND ALLOTTED SPAN.
Records Of Men Who Lor5 Evaded the
Reaper's seythe.

In these days, when a nan is consid-
cred too old at 40. ct is refreshing to
learn that there is at Constantinople a
veteran called Hadji Baouf who is
still young enough to earn his living
rs q saddle maker in his one hundred
and thirty-third year and who has ten
more years to 60 before he can tie his
fathers record Of life. Even such ex-
treme age as this would not be
thought mucn Of IN Peru, where Tschu-
di discovered the baptismal record.
142 years before, Of an Indian who
was stin alive; and where the church
registers at Barranca revealed II bur
ials in seven years, giving an average
Of 109 years to each individual. When
Humboldt was at Lima he say the fu-
neral Of an Indian, one Hilario Parl.
who was born 143 years earlier, and
whose wife died at III. after 80 years
Of wedlock. Only a few years ago,
too, there was living in New Jersey
Noah Baby, son of an Indian father
and white mother. who had enjoyed
his pipe for 100 years. and was still
able to enjoy it at 1873; and at the
same time Valencias Oldest inhabitant
was a mason, still hale and hearty, z
who had passed his one hundred ami
thirtieth birthday
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-09
DOCS WORTHY o. AL HONOR
Recorded Instances Of Sublime Dsvo-
tion TO Their Masters.

Many a deed has been done by dogs
which would, If done by men. have
been honored by the Order Of the Vic
torla Cross, says The Dawn. In devo-
tion the dog is superior to an other
animals, not even excepting man.
How could one get relief from the
endless dissimulation, falsity and
malice Of mankind, exclaimed schop-
enhauer in one Of his inspired mo
ments. IF there were no dogs into
whose honest faces he could look
without distrust?"
A dog will follow a handful Of rags
wrapped around a homeless beggar.
day after day, through heat and cold
and storm and starvation, just as
faithfully as he will follow the purple
Of king.
The dog who stood over the lifeless
body Of his master, grieving for recog-
milton and starting at every tiutter Of
his garments till he himself died of
starvation. had in his faithful breast
a nobler heart than that which beats
in the bosom Of most men. And the
devotion of Greyfriars Bobby, who
every night for 12 years. in all kinds
Of weather, slept on his masters grave,
was well worthy the marble tribute
which to-day stands in Edinburgh to
his memory.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-09
Setting Hen Kills Snakes.

Job Spencer's big hen, defending the
eggs on which she was setting, killed
two blacksnakes to-day One snake
was three feet nine inches, the other
four feet long; both were as thick as
a mans wrist
Spencer's two children watched the
fight and when a third snake attacked
the weary hen and coiled around her,
they called a farmland. who dis
patched the reptile with a sickle. Then
the dutiful hen went back to her eggs
Willie Spencer says the hen fought two
snakes at ee.-Caldwen az. J) Cor
respondence Philadelphia Record.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-09

test regiment If it had to be carried
BY hand The advantage Of paper is
evident.
1t is estimated that The total stock
Of United States gold coin is $1,63S
100000. Thus. there is something
like $5O0.O0O.O0O which is not in gov
ernment deposltaries Where is it,
A large quantity IS in National banks.
not less than S125,O0OO0O. Probably
Sl00,00O,00O more lies in the vaults
of other than National banks In the
vaults Of the Russian treasury at ST.
Petersburg ] saw piles Of canvas bags
containing something like $4,000, 600
in United States double eagles. Tho
holdings Of United States gold coin
in the treasury Of the Dominion or
Canada as reserve for dominion
treasury notes amount to more than
$30,000,000 Other nations think 80
highly Of American gold coin that they
have quietly gathered a stock Of 10
and put It where, in pinch, it will do
the most good. There is small
quantity OF gold used in the arts. It is
difficult to place all the gold the
American people have in spite Of a
careful search made by the director
of the mint. The director is satisfied
that the United States has more Of the
yellow metal than any other nation
Germany is second with 81 O30 300. .00O.
which is 5000. 100000 less than We
have. France is third with sS26,40O.-
600. Russia fourth with s6S9 400 600;
United Kingdom fifth, 1856 900.
and Ausuia-Huneary sixth, $500, l0O,-
600. France. which has less than half
the population Of the United States.
has the largest per capita proportion
Of gold. s23.57 The United States
/ has $1S.G6. Germany S17 The
i United Kingdom. s1lO3. Russia, $e.55.
and Austria, $500
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-09

der his cabin more than two years ago.
Dahl is one OF the men who refuse
to trust banks. When he hid his saw
ings he thought be had marked the
spot securely. but a number OF
months ago when he went to look he
was unable to locate the money. Dahl
then built small shed over the
ground where he thought the gold was
located, and unwilling to allow others
to know Of the existence Of the treas
ure, lest he be robbed. he set about
digging in the evening BY candle
light. After long toll his search final
ly was rewarded and he emerged from
his cabin with the coin.-Camp Crook
correspondence 10 81. Paul Pioneer
Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-09

According TO A. Mallock, before
heavier-than.air flying machines caa
become popular, some method Of az.
tomatically balancing them-that IS.
keeping them on an even keel-muss
be devised In the few practical na.
chimes now built the balancing has 10
be done BY the operator. and, while
the ability TO do this could probably
be gained by most persons. lf they
had opportunity for practice when
young. the great difficulty with sueh
schooling must always be that an ~.
cldent usually puts an end to the les
sons by putting an end TO the scholar.
Mr. Malloek suggests that an auto.
matte balancer might be devised b.
the use Of pendulnms. one With 4
very long and The other a very short
period.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-09

"squibob, you've made remarkable
success as 2 writer Of ads. It must
take peculiar talent to do that sort
Of work.
"Ruggles, I'd rather YOU wouldn I
say anything about it. but my success
was only an accident. | can't write
ads for shucks. I found that out when
I advertised for a hired girl for Mrs.
sQuibob. We didn't get any applica-
tions. Ruggles. not lone. solitary,
dog-goned one
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1908-05-09

in enamel were cut out in the metal
plate In such a manner that between
the limits Of the colors In the enamel
narrow metal ribbon was left stand
ing The space within the outlines
was worked out with the craving tool.
the surfaces left standing being made
as rough as possible. In the hollows,
the mass. made into thick paste
with lavender oil or water, was placed
and fused fast in the mufle. this
process being frequently repeated.
Finally the surface was ground smooth
and polished