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las about twenty-five miles, where he went couple of days ago to make some surveys for the Consolidated So nora Mines company under the super vision of Captain Thomas Mc-Eniry.
 Dad Prudhomme was party to suit which was tried before Justice Ben Rice yesterday wherein Dad was sued for the price of nine days work at three per, to which his attorney re piled with the statement that the man was working for his board, which he had received and therefore the account was settled. The case was decided in favor of Prudhomme.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-07-28

Woodmen of the World meet h Pytnian Castle the second and fourth Monday of each month Visiting brothers invited to attend.
 c. c. CRAWFORD, c. c.
 c. N. THOMAS, Clerk.
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KNIGHTS OF THE mAccA5EEi
 TENT No. 3.
 Meeting nights. first ard third hol days. Medigovich Hall. Visiting Si Knights are invited to attend.
 P. J. MCCULLOUGH, Com. B. A. WILKINSON, R. K.
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of another. Four candidates are being discussed ana their friends have opened headquarters here in the lnter- est of their respective candidates. Thomas l.. Higsen of Massachusetts has been indorsed by several states. C. F. s. Neal of Rhode Island. x. W. Howard of Alabama, Howard s. Fay lor of Illinois and Charles 4. Walsh of Iowa also are mentioned in connection with the first place on the ticker.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-07-28

Miss Bannister, daughter of F. J. Bannister of Camp Verde, who was Bitten by hydrophobia skunk last Tuesday, has been taken to the Pas teur Institute in Chicago for treat ment
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One thousand ostrich eggs from the Salt River valley win be an in- teresting exhibit at the National Irri- gation congress this fall.
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ANIMALS AMBlDEXTROUS.
Why Man Gives Preference to Right
Hand Over Left.

Why Man Gives Preference to Right
Hand Over Left.
Right handedness and right eyedness
came with genus homo DR. George NJ.
Gould has watched for them In SOUR
rels that use their front paws TO hold
nuts, cats that strike nj insects In the
air or play with wounded mice and In
many other animals, but he is certain
no preference is given the right side
over the left.
But in the lowest human sayages all
over the world choice In greater ex-
pertness Of one hand Is clearly present
One cause for its development Is in
primitive military customs. In all
tribes and countries since man used
left side. where the heart lies. has been
protected by the shield, and the left
hand was called the shield hand, while
the right hand was called the spear
hand
Next to fighting came commerce.
The fundamental condition Of barter
Ing was counting with the low num-
bers, one to ten. The fingers of the free
or right hand were naturally first used,
and all fingers today are called digits,
as are the figures themselves, while
the basis of our numberings is the deci-
NAL or ten fingered system. Every drill
and action of the soldier from ancient
Greece to modern America Is right sid
ed in every detail. Firing from the
right shoulder and sighting with the
right eye bring the right eye into prom
inence.-Exchange
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BERLIN BEER HALLS.
Where One Must Display Great For
naIity and Preciscness.

Berlin is organized for eating and
drinking. and SO arc sle Berliners or
ganized for it, Scattered all over the
city are enormous places where food
is served, wine halls where only wines
are served and beer halls which deal
in beer alone, some of them most re-
spectacle and some not so impeccable.
It Is the rule that 1t is perfectly proper
to take your mother or your wife or
your sister to a beer hall or wine
hall that is frequented by the officers
of the army. They go only to the prop.
er ones-publicly.
The etiquette of these places is most
formal. If the hall Is crowded and
tables are scarce, before you sit down
you draw your heels together and make
military bow to everybody sitting at
the table you select; then also you
raise your glass or stein to those at the
table when your refreshment is served.
On leaving you bow all around again,
or the other people at the table bow IL
they leave before you do. The Ameri-
can way of asking the others at the
table for permission to sit down is not
ceremonious enough for the Germans,
who are the most formally polite peo-
Pile in the world.-Samuel G. Blythe in
Everybody's Magazine.
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WHICH WAS RIGHT?
Gee if You Can UntangIe the Knots In
This Problem.


A young man named Enathlus de-
sired to learn eloquence and art of
pleading, and he bargained with Pro-
tagoras. the ancient Greek sophist, for
instructions. agreeing to pay one half
Of the fee down and the other half on
the first day he gained a case. 1t took
the young man so long to learn that
his tutor came to the conclusion that
he was delaying his start in business
to avoid paying the other half of the
fee, SO Protagoras sued him for the
money.
When the case came up for trial Pro
tagoras said to the young man: You
act most absurdly. young man. be-
cause in either case you must pay me.
If the judges decide against you, you
must pay, and II they decide for you
you must pay, for you will then have
gained your case"
you are wrong" replied the young
man 81 will win either way. II the
judges are for me, | will not have to
pay, and If they are against me I will
not have to pay, for this last was the
very bargain between us-namely, II l
did not win my case"
The judges considered the case mex
plicable, and as they could not see
their way to any decision they ad-
journed the case to day that never
came for any of the principals. On
Protagoras' side 1t was case of los
ing when he won and on the young
students side winning when he lost.
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DR.. Shops
Restorative
S. w. COCHRAN & co.
What's the answer
S. w. COCHRAN & co.

A Come ctIeut lawyer gave up his
practice because he could no longer
endure the nervous strain brought
about by listening 10 other peoples
troubles and which, he says, no man
could live under "unIeso he IS singular
ly callous or cold hearted" Recent
statistics do not show that any local
lawyers have left the bar for this OF any
other reason, and as laws are made for
the adjustment Of trouble and as law
yers are merchants in the law, so to
speak, and as all cur lawyers seem to
be making pretty comfortable hvlngs,
it must follow, assuming that the Con
neeticut barristcr's logic is good, that
there are number oil either Jealous"
or "cold-hearlelp men IN Hunterdon
county.
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Tho Star Arcturus.

1t Is probable that the star Arcturus
is one of the six greatest of all the
stars in the sky. Notwithstanding Its
brightness, 1t is so far away from US
that 1t is not displaced In position in
the slightest measurable degree, as
we change our position 1S6,000,000
miles in our annual journey around
the sun. Could we be placed midway
between Arcturus and our sun we
would receive thousands of times more
light and heat from the star than from
our sun, and this Notwithstanding that
the stars radiation is smothered by
a dense blanket of metallic vapors. In
spite of its immense distance the star
is drifting slowly in a southwestward
direction over the face Of the sky, its
motion changing its apparent position
by an amount equal to the diameter
of the moon In the course of about
1000 years. So great an apparent mo-
ton must indicate an enormous veloci.
ty in space.-New York Press.
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There is law in this state, not too
well observed in Hunterdon county,
which requires road supervisors to erect
at the intersections of pub
lie roads for the guidance Of travellers
1t was enacted years ago, and has
been forgotten or never heard Of by
most of the officials whose duty it is to
carry out its provisions. The roads all
over the State are SO much more
travelled now than formerly and by
persons who are not familiar with the
different localities, that these guide
boards have become practically indls-
pensable.
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Peppermint and Tobacco.

If you have boy who has begun
smoking too early and whom you wish
to cure of the habit. feed him pepper
minis. DR.. o. Clayton Jones of Silver
ton, England, writing in the London
Lancet, Is authority for this simple
cure. DR.. Jones writes: ITO break the
smoking habit in a youth there is moth
Ing better than peppermint drops. He
cannot smoke with 'bullseye' in his
mouth, and even for some time after
it is dissolved tobacco will not blend
kindly with the taste that remains.
Socially the cure may seem worse than
the disease, but from q medical point
Of view the sucking of peppermints is
far less hurtful. A common 'bullseye
Will prevent smoking for nearly an
hour. so the amount Of sweets used
need not be great"
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A FAMILY MIX.
Tho Story as II Is Recorded on the
Tombstones.

1ombstones.
In the early part of the last century
there lived in an old New England
town Mr.. Church, who, In the course
of his pilgrimage through this vale Of
tears, was bereft of four wives, all of
whom were buried In the same lot In
his old age 1t became necessary to re-
move the bodies to a new cemetery.
This melancholy task the much be-
reaved widower undertook himself,
but In the process the bones of the la
mented quartet became hopelessly
mixed. Priding himself on possession
of a New England conscience. Mr..
Church would not, under the painful
circumstances, permit the use of the
original headstones, but procured new
ones. one of which bore the following
inscription: Here lies Hannah Church
and probably portion of Emily" An
other: Sacred to the memory of Emf
ly Church. who seems to be mixed
with Matilda" Then followed these
lines:
Stranger. pause and drop tear,
For Emily Church lies buried here.
Mixed in some perplexing manner
With Mary, Matilda and probably Han
nah.
PHILADELPHIA Ledger
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DOING THEIR DUTY.
Scores OF LambertvilIe Readers are Learn
ing the Duty Of the Kidneys.

10 filter the blood IS the kidneys
duty.
When they fail To do this the kidney,
are sick.
Backache and many kidney ills fol
low.
Urinary trouble, diabetes.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure them all
Lambertville people endorse onI
claim
Mrs, j. w Carroll, living at - Deleyan St
I.ambertville, N j.. says; MIR. Carroll used
Doan's Kidney Pills for disordered kidney,
with excellent results. Prior to using them
he was subject to colds which were always
sure to settle in his kidneys and at such times
he would suffer severely from duh headaches
accompanied by dizzy spells He used a
number of different remedies, but was mn
successful in finding relief until procured a
box Of Doans Kidney Pills for him at Geo NJ
Shamalias drug store, lie has not been
troubled with baekache since using them
his headaches have disappeared and his
kidneys are regular in action"
For sale by all dealers. Price Sc
cents Foster-Mllburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name oans and
take no other.
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Tho Doc Morland Painted.

OF the many stories OF the seemingly
unconscious heroism of Newfoundland
dogs none is more interesting than the
one concerning the noble dog which
Morland afterward painted.
When William Phillips, bathing at
Portsmouth. ventured beyond his depth
and was drowning. two boatmen, in
stead of setting out to his rescue, bag.
gled about reward from the bystand-
ers. who were urging them to so to
Phillips rescue. In the midst OF the
controversy Newfoundland dog
leaped into the water and brought the
exhausted bather to shore. Mr.. Phil.
lips bought the dog from its owner. a
butcher, and yearly gave festival in
honor of his rescuer.
1t was for Mr.. Phillips that Morland
painted the dogs picture, and Barto
lozzi engraved it.
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Her Prote ctor.

We'll, sir" explained young Mr..
Sooberbs. st was like this: l thought
my wife might be afraid of tramps, so
/ bought her a watchdog. He was a
fierce looking bull, and / reckoned he'd
about fill the bill. l got him in the
morning and had him sent right out
to the house. When I got home that
night one of the toughest looking no
boes you ever saw was sitting on the
porch. What in thunder are you doing
here?' asked. We'll, boss says he, 4
come lookin' fer hanlout, an de lady
she gimme 80 cents to stick around an
perfect her from dat dog O yours
CITY Newsbook.
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His Discharoe.

A touching instance of the humor
which never deserts true Irishman
even in his worst troubles is recorded.
A soldier was seen in the trenches
holding his hands above the earth.
works. His captain asked:
What are you doing that for, PatT'
He replied. with grin. as he worked
his fingers:
I'm feeling for furlough, SIR"
Just then rifle ball struck his arm
just below the wrist. Then queer ex-
preston of pain and humor passed
over his face as he exclaimed:
And faith it's a discharge. Lon.
don Answers
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A Dream WARNING.

A strange story comes from Calabria
One Braccala. resident of Pizzo, had
dream in which he saw his son
twenty years Of age. being attacked by
two men. who were stabbing him Will
knives. Braccala awoke and, arousing
his wife, told her what he had seen
She tried to calm him, but while they
were still discussing the matter .
noise was heard in front Of the house
and. Fastening down. Nine. Braccals
opened the door just in time to catct
her son in her arms as he fell swoon
ing to the ground. He had been at
tackled and stabbed and died shortly
afterward.
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A Girl After His Own Heart.

A Scotchman, wishing to know his
fate at once. telegraphed proposal of
marriage to the lady Of his choice.
After spending the entire day at the
telegraph Office he was finally reward
ed late in the evening by an afiirma-
tive answer.
"If l were you," suggested the opera
tor when he delivered the message,
I'D think twice before I'd marry a
girl that kept me waiting all day for
my answer
ma, ma" retorted the Scot. 1.-THE
lass who waits for the night rates Is
the lass for me. "-Everybody's Maya
zine
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Weak Kidneys

Weak Kidneys, surely point TO weak kidney
Nerves The Kidneys, Ike the Heart. and the
Stomach, find their weakness, not In the organ
itself. but In the nerves that control and guide
and strengthen them. DR. Shops Restorative ia
a mediefne specifically prepared TO reach these
controlling nerves To doctor the Kidneys alone.
is futile. 1t is waste Of time. and OF money as
well.
II your hack aches or is weak. If the urine
scaids or Is dark and strong. II you have symptoms
OF Brights or other distressing or dangerous kid
ney disease. try Dr. Shops Kestoratiyea month.
Tablets or Liqud-and see what 1t can AID VIII
do for you. Druggist recommend and sell
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JULY 8. 1908
Japanese Not Looking For War, But Get
tina Ready

The Japanese are following literally
the old maxim, "ln time of peace pre-
pare for war" II is not because they
expect war with any nation, but because
with Their awakening they have become
farseeing and energetic race.
They are working night and day to
place the country in condition TO main
tain its position as first class power
They do not propose to recede from
tins position. 1t IS peculiarly OF the
japanese race that they always have
their eyes and ears open and then
mouths closed They know all there
is to he known about the resources and
capacity Of other nations, but little is
known about the resources of Japan
except generally.
For instance, there is not an Ameri-
can nor japanese nor a citizen OF any
other nation who does not know, if he
cares To, Just where the American fleet
is any day in the week Japan knows
as well as we do The exact mCvement
of our vessels But we don't know
where the japanese fleet is, and
venture To say that there are few Jap
anese and probably no foreigners in
Japan who can tell where the mikade's
battleshps are
The government knows the advan-
tage OF being always ready for emcr-
gencies, and, while, as have said, the
japanese government has no idea of
war with any nation al this time. it
is ready OF soon could be ready for war
Japan does not want to fight Amer
lea because America is the largest
buyer oil her products Japan is not
IN any too good shape financially, and,
although her credit is good, she is seek
ing to rehabiliatc her finances before
she ineurs any further debts. But the
japanese are proud people. If they
felt that they might through any inter
national circumstance lose the position
among the world powers that they have
gained, they would not hesitate to 20
to wal with any country.
/ have no doubt that the japanese
government, will do everything in its
power to enforce the emigration re-
strictiens which have been prescribed
and am confident that this country
will have no cause in the future 10 com.
plain Of the japanese Hunter Sharp
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Another radical change in the postal
service of the United States with Great
Britain and Ireland has been affected
by Postmaster General Meyer, increas-
ing the weight limit on parcel post
packages to these countries from four
pounds and six ounces to eleven
pounds, taking effect July /.
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A Reading woman values the afiec-
tons Of her husband, which another
woman is said to have stolen, at $50,
600 He must have been mighty
good husband. There are some wives
who think their husbands love would
be dear at thirty cents, but they don't
want another woman to steal it.
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Oriqin of Boston's Glory.

Even as early as the days of Henry
VIII. some sort of volunteer force
had existed in England. and what Is
now the Honorable Artillery company
was formed at that time and became a
center of instruction for the city train.
ed bands during the time of Cromwell
The Honorable Artillery company may
be counted among the things which
crossed in the Mayflower, for in 1886
was formed the Ancient and Honora
bic Artillery Company Of Massachu
setts.-London News.
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To stop any pain anywhere Ill e
minutes, simply take lust one OF Dir Shoops
Pink Pain Tablets Pain means congestion
blood pressure-tia is all DIR. Shoop's Head
ache or Pink Pain Tablets will quickly coaN
blood pressure away from pain centers After
that, pain is gone. Headache Neuralgia, pain
full periods with women etc get instant help
N Tablets s5c Sold by $. W Cochran 4 Co
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Many sufferers from nasal cstarrh say they
get splendid results by using an atomizer.
For their benefit We prepare Ely's Liquid
Cream Balm Except that it is liquid il is in
all respects like the healing, helpful, pain-all-
aging Cream Balm ihat1the public has been
familiar with for years No cocaine nor other
dangerous drug in it, The soothing spray is
remedy that relieves at once. All druggists
ssc., with spraying tube OF mailed by Ely
Bros Sc Warren St, New York
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DR.. DAVID KENNEDYS
FAv0RITE REMEDY

saved my life, for was in miserable con-
dition up to the time began to take it,
my friends thought never would be better.
My sister also has been very sick with
bladder trouble for over a year, 80 bad that
quantities of blood would come from her.
She suffered at times most frightful pain,
and nothing seemed to help her until she
began the use of DIR. David Kennedy's Fa-
yorite Remedy. She is now using her third
bottle, and is like different person.
MRS. THOMAS DYE"
Write DR.. David Kennedy's Sons, Rondoul, y. Y.
Tor free sample bottle. Large bottles All druggist.
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Heat prostrates the nerves. II

II eat prestrates the nerves. In the
summer one needs tonic to off set the GUS
tomary hot weather, Nerve and Strength de-
preston. You will feel better within ~ hours
after beginning to take Dir. Shops Restora-
tive. Its prompt action in restoring the weak
ened nerves is surprising. OF course, you
won't get entirely strong in few DAYS. but
each day You can actually feel the improve
inent That tired, lfeless. spiritless feeling
will quickly depart when using the Restora-
tive DR. Shops Restorative will sharpen
u failing appetite and it will strengthen the
weakened Kidneys and Heart by rebuilding
the worn out nerves that these organs depend
upon. Sold byS W Cochran Il Go.
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1t is to the credit Of womanhood in
this country that wife actually refused
four hundred thousand dollars in cash
for divorce. A man that would make
such an offer isn't worth 80 cents as a
husband.
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Better stop at kline's aud see the
40 colored views of Lambertville.

Maine still sticks to prohibition in
theory. When one of its citizens
starts out to get drunk on the vile
liquor provided he always says :"Gosh,
how | dread it,"
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We are going to spend billion dol
lars next year and we have or will have
the money. This IS more than any
other nation on earth can say. This is
certainly billion dollar country.
Ask for the Best Bread-MAc
KAYs.
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Il didn't know you intended "a
move"
I'VE don't
But your wife told me she was Out
looking at houses all day yesterday"
well. that's true enough. but don't
you know there is vast difference be
tween looking at houses and looking
for housesY
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Don't eat candy or drink any bever-
age that comes by mail or express OF
from any unknown source. The hends
in this world are not many, but they
can do a lot OF damage when they get
started
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Gong up in a balloon seems to be a
rather mild sort Of pleasure but com
ing down is occasionally exciting, But
Professor King, who has fallen mile
and half out of the sky, isn't worried
about such little trifles.
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Regulates the bowels, promotes easy
natural movements cures constipation
Deans Regulets Ask your druggist
for them. IS cents box
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c. a . n * H Z "A.
Bear, the >,Ihs kiad YOU Have AAays Bough1
s's. If &HRzzM

A very young woman in Minnesota
has been divorced FIVE times and the
judge who granted her last decree or
dered that she remain single. Impos-
sible marrying has become habi,
with her.
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Cupid's Hearty Appetite.

You know said the soulful youth,
music is the food of love-
Nonsense" replied the practical Eel
low. MY love prefers lobster salad
terrapin and other expensive fodder
Philadelphia Press.