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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-20
ARLINGTON
Bloomfield
Scrnn Iron DcnIers.

Scrap Iron Dealers.
L kinds of scrap iron. brass. copper. zinc.
old machinery and parts Of same; paper,
rubber, bottles and all kinds Of waste ma
ter ais bought, Send postal or call.
EDWARD A. GRUBER.
20 Osborne street. Bloomfield.
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ment and long cotton kept coming out
from time to time rejecting the favor
able weather and bad trade reports,
and fear of further bull clique liquida-
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
OUT OF TOWN.


Arlington.
ARLINGTON-Elegant home. 10 rooms and
bath: every Improvement; lot 50x105; fine
stable goes with house; answer quickly to Sc
cure this most exclusive bargain. which may
be purchased on monthly payment plan. A. &
r. r. SCRIMSHAW IS Rutherford pl.
FOR S~ALE-Double house, with 10 rooms and
large attic; lot 50x100: selling at a sacrifice.
Apply 1862 Elm ST., Arlington. N. J.
FOR S~ALE-Houses. g. 600 to 81, 900: new ones,
s., 300; every Improvement: send for circular.
AMANN, las Midland av.. Arlington. N. ].
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Atlantic Highlands.

ATLANTIC HIGHLANDS.
OCEAN VIEW.
Lots 800 up; free excursion Sundays via
Sandy Hook boat. For tickets apply SHOAI.
HARBOR INDUSTRIES. 12 Market st. Open
Monday, Wednesday and Saturday evenings.
FREE EXCURSION every Sunday to Ocean
View. Atlantic Highlands, via Sandy Hook
boats from Pier 10, North River, to inspect our
bungalow sites. now selling for 500 and up.
For ticket apply to IoS. s. KETCHAM. 1@
9th av.
West Orange.
VISIT beautiful Washington Park building lots;
easy terms; take West Orange trolley to
property. RANDALL 27 Main St. Orange.
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EDISON or Victor monographs 81 down. 800
weekly. JACOBS BROS. Furniture and
Clothing House. 200 Harrison Az.
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r~hiropody, Massaging and Ma~nicuring.
Julia G. Davis, 4 4th ST.. Harrison, N. j. Hair
dressing. face and scalp treatment a speciality.
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FARMS FOR I

FARMS FOR SALE.
FARMS-Largest and most complete list in
South Jersey: We. have practically every de-
sirable farm. in or near Vtneland. the heart Of
the fruit and poultry centre; send for our so
ia GO summer catalogue. finely Illustrated; buy
no v and r,ap the benefit OF this seasons crops,
can remain on mortgage. BRAY q MAC
~ South 9Th St. Philadelphia, Pa. or Vineland.
n. 7.
1ai9-ACRE FARM, y mile from station; 7-room
house: small barn: $50 peach trees. 90 annie
trees, | acre strawberries. III acres blackber-
ries: price 81, 800. GEO. BERNHARDT. Folsom.
N. ].
FARMS for sale. rent and exchange. PAUL
r. WILLIAMS, New Brunswick. n. J.
TO LET-FO BUSINESS PURPOSES.
~C~N-~~
SOUTH 7TH ST, 37s-Two floors, 5Oxs5; first
floor. 23x70. light all around; rent $50; will
let whole or any part of II.
e. KINNEY ST, 22-Rear brick stables to
rent; SO. DE RIcHEMoND. Real Estate.
s16 Broad.
LOFTS WITH POWER N STEAM HEAT
40 LAWRENCE ST. WARRINGTON
WILSON.
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Furniture Dealers.

Great reductions; children's suits for school
opening SIPS up; cash or credit. JACOBS
BROS, 207-9 Harrison av.
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HOUSES WANTED.

WANTED-Seven or eight-room house or fiat.
hrst-class condition. electric light; convenient
to school and car line; prefer Z. Orange. Ad-
dress HOUSE, Box 65. Star office.
WANT to rent house in Lyons Farms. SIS:
improvements; not wanted before October.
NJ, Box rs. Star office.
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KEARNY


Painters.
James II. Coils, 4 Kearny av., Kearny, n. J..
Hardware and Paints. Try Collis's Famou
wall Enamel, all colors, SIPS per gallon.
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Coal and wood Dealers.
z. J. CARNEY Dealer in coal, wood. hay,
grain and straw. Ito Harrison nv.
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SOUTH ORANGE

Electrical Construction.
JOHN A. HEDMAN,
High class electrical construction and repsar-
ing 1914 South Orange av., South OnnEe
Tel. 111-R.
Electrical Construction.
Ohm A. HEDMAN.
: High class electrical construction and repair
ing. 1871 South Orange av.. South Orange.
Tel. 111-R.
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NEW YORK PRODUCE EXCHANGE

Furnished by Byrne & Mcdonnell
brokers, IT'S Broad street. Tele-
phone 615: Yesterdays
Open. Close. Close.
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THE ORANGES

Bicycles and Motorcycles.
GO to PORTER'S, is Park st., Orange, for your
frst-class motorcycles: also bicycles. Repair.
ing a speciality.
Music Teachers.
JOHN g. MIMIC. graduate Of London Coliexe
OF Music. Plano instruction.: terms reason.
able; best music furnished all occasions, u
William st.. Orange. N. j.
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Musicians

GEORGE RANDALL. violin Instruction.: pelece
band and orchestra music furnished for ali oc-
casions. 20 William ST., Orange. N. J. Tele-
phone 1523-W. Orange.
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quotations furnished by Van schaick
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SUBURBAN
MERCHANTS. TRA0ESXEa
Etc.
w. CAN SUPPLY YOU AS
GOOD AS NEWARK CAN
HARRISON
Bakery.

Jas. II. Jones. 507 n. 4th st., Harrison, N. j.
Baker Of scenes. pancakes. oat cakes, mutton
pies. etc. a specially.
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TO LET.
H THIRD floor over woolworth's &c and TX
store, SCI and 663 Broad ST.. 3sx51; suitable
for dancing academy. lodge room or offices;
rent reasonable. Apply to s. W. GERRY q
CO.. 500 Broad ST.. Room 200.
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DWELLING HOUSES TO LET.
CITY,.

TO R~ENT-Forest Hill: house. IL rooms
kitchen. laundry and two baths: fine corner
large grounds and stable; rent SIS per month,
Apply 79S Highland av.. corner Grafton.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-28
WANTED

Secondhand gat-top desk; must 30
reasonable. Address "L.P.," this
office. asst
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-28
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
SPORTS )
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES:
BARNEY Joy IS NOW
TIVE BATTING KID
Leads List With 1852 10
His Credit --- The
Jewels Hit Hard

Barney Joy leads the ball players
of the town in the batting line. Bar
ney is certainly the sticking kid, and
the way he is hitting the pill on the
point is something nice. Five hun
bred and sixty-two--to spell ii out,
and make IL look as big as 1t is,-he
has averaged in four games, with l6
chances. and would have come up
near the SOO-mark had he not failed
to hit safely in the first game he
played this season.
Olmos of the Jewels comes second
in the list of hard hitters, with .416
to his credit out of ~ tries, though
the mark of Fernandez, with 400 in
| 3 tries. is also about as good.
The Diamond Heads success
seems to be well earned when one
looks at the scorers record of what
has TRANSFERRED on the diamond this
season. They have hit harder than
any other aggregation, and If that is
not the way to earn the runs, local
fans are off on their estimate of the
national pastime.
or the men who have hit over the
200 mark In at least three games
the Kams have 4, the Diamond
heads have 6, the Saints have 4. and
the Puns have 3. or the men in the
list the Diamond Heads have three
right up near the top.
Players who have batted over 200
In three games or more this season
are:
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Legal Notices.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF The
First Circuit, Territory OF Hawaii. At
Chambers: In Probate. In the Mat
ter of the Estate of Isaac II. Sher-
wood, deceased. Order of Notice of
Hearing Petition for Allowance of
Final Accounts, Distribution and
Discharge. On reading and filing the
petition and accounts of John ID. Par
is, administrator of the estate of
Isaac II. Sherwood, deceased. wherein
he asks to be allowed si,263.50 and
charges himself with si,271, and
asks that the same may be examined
and approved, and that final order
may be made of distribution of the
property remaining In his hands to
| the persons thereto entitled, and dis
charging him and his sureties from
all further responsibility as such adj
ministrator, It is ordered that MON
DAY, the 22nd day of June, y. ID.
| 1908, at 0 o'clock a. m. before tho
Judge of said court ut the court room
of said court at Honolulu, Island of
Oahu, be and the same hereby is APP
pointed as the time and place for
hearing said petition and accounts,
and that all persons interested may
then and there appear and show
cause. IL any they have, why the
same should not be granted. and may
| nrpsent pyidpncp as TO who are Ell.
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Three fine residence lots on Pearl
City peninsula. Apply to w. NJ.
Graham. 942 Green st. 39SI-tf
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AMONG THE PLAYERS

:: u q :: u u u !: :: .: .: :: 8! 8! .: {: ~
The game of ball scheduled for to-
morrow afternoon between the High
School team and the Puns will be
plyaed this afternoon instead, on
Oahu College campus, as the team
from the college is going to Haleiwa
tomorrow. and will not be able to
play the game MS scheduled on that
account.
While his fame has not gone over
| the world. II Is recalled that McKen-
zie has also made as fast time in the
so yards ny En- Sue, and that he has
also beaten the fast Chinese boy out.
Immediately after the latter made
his best record.
The fans are wondering IL Davis
will have an off-day or a good day
with his wing Saturday. The Jewel
backstop was In great form two
weeks ago, but could not catch the
men who were stealing on Satur-
day.
Ginger" Mayne, an old-timer In
the box, was announced this morn.
ing by Captain McCorriston as the
man who would be on the mound fol
the Puns in the place of Hampton on
Saturday.
St. John will possibly not be sign
. ed for the twirling stunt this year
He worked out in game for tn'
Rapid Transit, but his form has no
been gotten yet, and his ball was hit
I. {: ::
Billy Warren will be at short 70
the Puns on Saturday, and Georg
Warren will, fill McCorriston's plac
on the initial. Nc. will be on tn
! bench for the time.
y ); u
Aloha, Barney! Too bad that tn
big fellow has crippled ankle. as
may keep him out of the game Sa,
urday, possibly.
Z; u ::
J, Jack Desha will probably not /
3 seen in uniform again this year, q
|, he is overturned.
Q q u Z:
DR.. Il. II. Hand is arranging ne
handball schedule at the Y. M. c.
q q %
"Tobe" Ramsey has purchase
Nadzu from l.. +. Moore, the repor
ID ed price being $1,000.
10 {; u u
10 Johnny Frayne is in demand sin
q he beat Fred. Landers.
At
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NOTICE.

All those interested in sports and
who will make suggestions for the
entertainment Of the Fleet can do so
by calling up Phone ga, or address,
ing n letter to Col. Sam johnson at
the Bungalow"
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Corporation Notices
NOTICE
TO KIHEI STOCKHOLDERS.

Definite arrangements having been
made for the sale Of the property OF
Kihei Plantation Co., Ltd. on July
LIST, l..s, the Agents OF said Com
.pany, Messrs. Alexander 4 Baldwin.
Limited, beg to announce that on and
after the LIST day of May. 1908, they
are willing to purchase any and all
shares of stock of said Kihei Planta-
tion Company, Limited, at the rate OF
$1,000 per share. said sum being the
estimated amount per share which II
Is expected will be realized as ne,
proceeds from the sale of said prop
erty.
]. WATERHOUSA,
Treasurer. Alexander G Baldwin
Limited. 39S3-ti
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A secondhand showcase, about 6x2x!
feet. Address with price "P.," this
ONCE. 3s51-tf
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ELECTION OF OFFICERS.
E. O. HALL & SON, LTD.

At the annual meeting Of the
stockholders OF Il. o. Hall & Son,
Limited, held at the Office of the cor
poration, Honolulu, II. H., on May
22nd, 1908, at o'clock a. m. the
following officers and directors were
elected to serve for the ensuing year:
VIM. w. Hall ......... President
E. 0. White ........ Vice President
E. H. Paris. Secretary and Treasurer
E. 0. Hall .............. Auditor
chas. Atherton ..,........ Director
VIM. LAM Director
E. 0. White, E. H. Paris ........
.......... Managing Directors
Il. II. PARIS,
Secretary, E. o. Hall & Son, Limited
4009-1w
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Three fine building lots, each 1905
200 feet. best residence sections 0:
city; conv.pisp. - ear Inns; cheap
Apply to W. NJ. Graham, Si2
Green st. 39S7-tt
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FOR SALE

Advertisements Under this Heading
One Cent Per Word Each Day. No Ad-
vertisements Inserted for Less Than
Ten Cents.
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REPAIRING.

pws- suLLeT,s Ars. PAY -WZ
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-28

Fina corner lot IN Maklki. CurDius.
water, fruit and ornamental trees
and all improvements. Two NTH
utes' walk from cars and Punanou
College. Address II. F.. this Office.
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PASTIMES OF MADMEN.
Cunning and Ingenuity Displayed Dy
the Insane.

ShN'NN4 ehd SASfaoyNS ~
tho Insane.
Some of the inventions of the insane
are of scientific value. A patient at
Villejuif invented a "panification ma
chine" by combining a bottle, a plank
and small metallic tubes, to which he
had fitted faucets. Having set up his
machine, he produced loaves of bread
the size of mans head. The bread
was good-so good that it was decided
to make the machine known. One day
when it was in action the doctor sug
gested taking photograph OF It. The
inventor watched hlm as if petrifed
for a moment; then he fell upon the
machine. wrenched it apart and tram
pied it underfoot The invention, an
exceedingly useful one, was lost. be-
cause no one had seen him make 1t,
and no one dares speak of 1t to him.
To allude to it Is to bring on a furious
attack.
Most lunatics, no matter how content
ed they may be, generally cherish
furtive longing to escape. They col
lect wax from the polished floors, take
the impressions of locks and make keys
from empty sardlne boxes, spoon han.
dies or anything to be found. DR.. Ma
rie's museum includes a collection Of
knives of strange and unheard Of
shapes. Some Of them have blades
made from pieces Of glass or slate and
set in handles of corset steels. Objects
harmless in themselves become dan
gerous weapons through the ingenuity
of madmen.
Insane sculptors are as common as
Insane painters. The insane sculptor
hews out coarse statuettes, fantastic
animals, ferocious little horned and
grimacing devils. An ex-mechanic
carves all his soup bones. That his old
trade Is still In his memory is shown
by the little screws that he makes out
Of the smaller pieces of bone. He
works all day at his senseless and
ridiculous task. Another lunatlc, who
believes he is the incarnation Of the
soul of Beelzebub, passes his time
carving toy men out of wood. Each
pair of his creations are Joined to-
gether, now at the necks, now at the
shoulders.-Helen E. Meyer in Har-
per's Weekly.
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MRS, DOLBY'S TALKS
The Deacon Listens to Another
One Of Wifey's Lectures.
TWAS HOT WHILE 1T LASTED

But Did Not Ruffle samueI's Sum,
Disposition a Particle = Something
That Happened Ten Years Ago Start
ed the Trouble.
y copyright. 1908. by T. c. McClure.l
At o'clock in the evening the dove
of peace had settled down over the
Dolby family. The deacon had removed
his shoes and was reading his country
paper, and Mrs. Dolby was cutting up
one Of his old coats into carpet rags.
There had been silence for ten min
utes, broken only by the deacon crack
ing his toes now and then in solid en-
joyment, when Mrs. Dolby suddenly
slid out Of her chair to the floor and
turned on her back and rolled up her
eyes. Mr.. Dolby lowered his paper and
looked at her. but made no move. She
began to gasp and gurgle, but he held
his place. At the end of Eve minutes
she uttered a long drawn groan and
sat up and looked around and asked:
Samuel, have / died and gone TO
heavenr
The deacon didn't think so. In fact
he was sure that was not the case. but
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-09-16
NATIONAL CONVENTIONS.
They Succeeded the System Of Nomi.
nation by Caucus.

They Succeeded the System Of Nomi-
nation by Caucus.
Conventions have not always nomi.
dents. For more than thirty years
presidential candidates were named by
a caucus made up Of members Of the
house and the senate. This system
died when in 1924 the caucus insisted
upon by Martin Van Buren, and other
friends OF William II. Crawford of
Georgia defeated Crawford. which
threw the election into the house on
account of the scattering electoral vote
caused by the entrance of Clay, Cal
houn, Jackson and John Quincy Adams
in the race. This fracas elected Adams
The campaign of 1928 In consequence
was somewhat demoralized, and in
1881 the Republicans followed the ex-
ample the antl-Masonic party had set
the year before and met in conven-
ton In Baltimore to nominate Henry
Clay. The Democrats held their first
national convention in the same city
the following year, nominating Martin
Van Buren, for vice president The
dominating figure Of the party, Andrew
Jackson. needed no indorseihent of his
candidacy for the presidency.
The Democrats In 1885 and 1910
nominated Van Buren, for the presi-
dency in Baltimore, and the Wings
nominated Clay In the same place in
1914, when the Democrats named Polk.
In 1885 Romulus NJ. Saunders intro
duced the two-thirds rule to the Demo-
cratic convention, and 1t was adopted.
The customs installed at these earlier
conventions which succeeded the tyran-
ny Of the caucus chamber have been
continued and added to from time to
time, and the conventions today are
merely the descendants of those that
nominated Clay and Van Buren,
Charles Wadsworth Camp in Metro
politan Magazine.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-09-16
Horizon.

A man calls it the horizon where the
earth and the sky seem to meet, but a
woman's notion of the horizon is the
families she can see moving in from
behind her front window curtains. If,
further. they hang out their washing
in spirit OF candor. they are. Of
course, all the more so. The horizon
is caused by number Of things, chief
among them the gregarious instinct
Only for this next door would mean as
little as tariff revision or pure food or
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-09-16

he saw no use in saying anything about
II. He therefore turned to his paper
and again sought the paragraph where
the editor had returned his grateful
thanks to Farmer Brown for a peck of
turnips laid on the editorial table.
II see that am still alive" observed
Mrs. Dolby two minutes later as she
struggled up. and seated herself again.
"but don't know whether to be thank
full or not. Samuel, don't you want to
know why lost my senses all to
onceY
Samuel didn't. He had witnessed the
same performance fifty times over and
II was an old thing with him. He
didn't want to hurt her feelings. how
ever and so he made no reply.
Il will tell you as l set here wonder
ing whether should have the most
red or most yaller in my new carpet
bers told Cle the other day when
went over to her house to borrow a
nutmeg to make a custard. You had
given me shillings to buy a new pair
of stockings that day, and was tell
ing her what a good man you was
when all Of a sudden she broke down
crying. 1t was ten minutes before
could find out what allied her She
then said she felt it her duty to tell me
just what a deceiver you was. She
wasn't more than half through when
/ tainted away. That's why / looked
so pale when got home. You thought
mebbe l had seen a mad dog. but ]
hadn't. had been hearing what a
villain l had lived with all these
years"
Mr.. Dolby elevated one eyebrow, but
the elevation was trifiing. Only a
headquarter sleuth could have detect
ed 1t and gone away to report that he
had struck a promising clew.
"Ten years ago Samuel" continued
Mrs. Dolby as she worked up tear
"ten years ago, one day when | was
away from home and you was here all
alone, a hog got into the garden. He
was roofing for potatoes when you saw
him. You ran out and grabbed one Of
the clothes poles and took after him.
You wanted to bang him, Samuel. You
wanted to slam him. You wanted to
cripple him for life. You chased him
and raced him for ten minutes, and
} every second or two you would yell out
something. Mrs. Chambers saw all
and heard all. and she remembers what
you said as clearly as If 1t was but
yesterday. When she repeated over
the words | thought should surely
die. How could you say 'em, Samuel
how could you?"
Went on. With His Reading.
Mr.. Dolby heard her, but her voice
seemed to come from the wood shed
and made no impression on him. He
was reading that one acre of ground
ought to produce fifty bushels of tur-
nips, and his thoughts and turnips ran
together just then.
"You don't answer me, Samuel, and
don't wonder. You can't explain
away your words. During the ten min
utes you was chasing that hog you
called him:
"a burned rooterl A son Of q. gunl
"a blamed sneakl A grunting devil!
"a wall eyed cussl A burned dodol
sYou bumped himI You hustled him!
"You yelled out so that you could be
heard down to the wagon shop that
you'd slam daylight out Of him. And
you tried to, Samuel. You raced him
up and down and back and forth, and
II you hadn't fallen down and rolled
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-09-16
The Cult of the Hotel,

"Hotel" IS French word. Dut
thoroughly British institution. If its
great hotels were suppressed London
would no longer be London-that is to
say. the London OF society. the theater,
literature. politics, art and fashion
The hotel is one of the essential factors
Of London life-Milan Corriere Della
Sierra
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ExsmpIa crasa.

'Tt is not enough" said the man who
was fond of moralizing, shat man
should be prudent most Of the time; he
must be 50 all the time. The foolish
action of few minutes may spoil the
prospects of a lifetime"
'sThat's SO, put In Henpeck. ut only
takes few minutes to get married. p
Denver News-Times.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-09-16
The Resemblance.

Riter-When Crittlck was discussing
my new tragedy with you overheard
him remark that 1t reminded him of
shakespeare. Now, Of course that was
rather extravagant, but
Knox-Not at all; he was discussing
the plot merely. Shakespeare always
stole his plots, you know.-Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-09-16
A Ccmpariscn.

Mrs. Giles (anxiously asking after
rector's hcaith)-Weii, sir, be glad
you says you be well, but there-you
be one of these bad doers," as calls
'em (gie 'em the best O. vittels, and it
don't do 'em no good)-there be pigs
like that!-London Punch.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-09-16
First NAcessitN.

"How would you define a crying
needY" asked the teacher OF the
rhetoric class.
"a handkerchief" replied the solemn
young man with the wicked eye.-Chi-
cago Tribune.