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Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1908-12-25

sly pt4Se-not 4ee1iQg AFI
49, +ite cries ION ana still on. It'll tYep
81 'h7a ecu feet .8y between hin and Il
s9if WILL "t place where IAe cedar. /.
4 rier was th5npaSt Then. as his bal.
ero1ehei aHi rose three filas tracs.
ted "7 one With q great crash the hon
ai sirucA the vail and mU1.eI. raarI
an- ana plugging through THE tough csd'
bousliS AH instant 0ater. near II
,m same spot Arm,use. WITH better h..
a g.ea.i'l- NE -"a.Ar was b1me d
bhfoush the confused line When d
re hung himfelf down and ran back graf
PHI PPEe had not Yet appedred.
~ oscar had crashed through at a noiu
acknowledgements. By tie horses
% fore feet He Ia{
q IA b hasltps with
. pau. with the
'- II a. IT, 4 tiiql STARTERS of
i tbs PROSTATE
2 KY ~ le9st across his
tz--l ~ Va %N legs Armitage
5 49, l1lnuing back 10
ES ward the wall
~ 6.S Kicked the ne
iii n FoiEer leon lli~
6 ss l7,--ls hand and lprt
-, him ZmM haa (
~. started 10 run a,
/ 81 Oscar gained the
, ra. .1a2 'e't' ysaets curse.
e.,.-,. did not hat the
heels ~ nis
'IallFenet stood impasslvelS 81 IN.
"a't' Ais revolver raised ana ro,a~i,...
'AfHutase who walked slowly orl .I....
seIiy toward him The parlor n, 80
X g5t liaee gave bma6 GhfsrilGs l5oE
- ~ uIpeared TO be trying to force hin.
} ssE t2(9 race Of Elieh his IVA refIba +
t,roS Were Incapable At the monopf
tu ~ lS,taI2}oine snrang unoa fbe cal d
U-iIinu ChauYeuet Armifare svrer,..t d
a tf SUM bied5 t9eq s@aydFff6m fs6e
~ '"iE FAe a drunken man. His left
9 arm e, e YpRgT limP33t his side and hi. al
revolver remained undrawn i'm his balt %
ms gray felt hat was -tvifcbed f5E,,,l
sac Of hts head Jaddlfg l,l u ,sias,,ma ll
yech TO the impression or drunf,e,, H.
less aud he Hdsl talsiae Slam.
shoot me Mr.. GiFmvenotT 90 ~, no
nG shoot nia EaihC Jo5a ~Armitaee ln'
nu I. - I'VE we iE Montana, where feal peE pro
re sit5R 10 -eHo AMI shoot A8ta,8l9 'i
eu 10 Jail. and the jig's up. and tbe Vol
hpire and the silly king are safe 90
2 age sho@ Eteiiyoun' an'
= g hsd.estumbled on until no was "ru
ilhIn dozen steps Of Cbapvepe, wal
no iiIted bis revolver until it covered 10 ~.
Drop that gun! Drop it quickr' And up
OK Claiborne swung the butt or bis the
le high and brought il down u,i+h
lsh on Chauvenets head: then Ami sick
i -, PAUSED and glanced about ana = :
was Claiborne who freed Duropd we.
m the dead horse, which had 70. 'ors
yea me SHOTS fred at Oscar f6o mo "a
Do ne rose ut the wall The frbt 'u'Se
quite shocked cut Of the coDsDir, 'ldel
ana ne swerc under his braatb e''n
sihs the UNCONSCIOUS Chauvenet ana WIN
missing zmal anu the i'll fortune or t naIeu
Is all over but the shouting w
-ts next?" demanded Claiborne Si' u'
le MIN up and tie the other one no. as
said Armitage, staring about u.s. u.s.,
fly. Where the devil is Oscar?v 81. o4'
es after the big fellow. You're ."i'i e
fused, old man. We've got t6 ui''ie'
NO of this and fix you up" J." psi
u aH right I've got a hole I'm ma
dei THAT feels as big and hot as 4 '''
furnace. But we've got them 10y
!. and lis all right. Old man a't" q
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1908-12-25

lnss and as be gazed O
- 81 tkr9uah the wool .bu
~ ia sang close 10 iii
head. and he saw a ma
Tug away through the undprbru.
Iuted yards ahead of him. III
up his rifle ana fired after It6,
Jung figure jerLcd The lever spite
ana waited. In a few minute.
Fose 2.ertly ont Of ting WOOD al
as better for Us deyd morse
aead man-rosl2 vas lie utue
84.s canlmeut I'VE shall come
for I'D ayddIe and bride"
ar p.a' here % you hiaakJ4qp
ahiud sonic rocksleur tire es a. Of.
gap IL is poor position 80 @ %
i. t Iol SUI SURE , oathheE They'll esesps'
Nein. sparrow woud shatse- ID
NJ IAree men at Once-that would
need our bulletsr vrl
ar away to the right two reDorfs in
succession gave news of-Armf- .
SEC0 i
Us the signal that he's got between
and the gate Swing aroHGa, 70
ietF and l will go straight to7tbe
gearing and meet Eou21gO i q
gu Will nave my Yherser-yes2" Os-
began toadfsmOdht EIeF9TT 4
No. l do well enough this wav
"aIu' The word is to keep them
fee1 Us and the gap until Wegeangl,l
IN them" ~
ulIsU was fast disappearing and /
ing away under a sharp wind. t
~ fne squ1ght broke warmly upon y
renched world Claiborne started Il
M On the wet underground at a dog s.
Armitage, he judged was about T
mile away, and to make their r.
omplete Oscar should traverse an q
olstance. Fhe soldier blood fD 81
lN brne warmed at the prospect Of a ST
Init e contest. He grlnned as it oc- in
Ief TO MIN that he had won the dis ri,
fu3n OF having horse shot tnder sf
p an open road fight almost with M
- BIT Of the dome OF the capitol.
brush grew thinner and The trees bs
100 he dropped down and I
Nied Presently to the shelter of n f,l
= der, from which be could look out tu,
on the open and fairly level field or
oWn as the Port Of Missing Men =.
ne looked about he saw Armitage off
J his horse mt a on.
On walk. ride slow I'm
ly out of the turf
4. !. !. !. i. !. !. !. !. !.
en- wood at his &c,
right Claiborne tran
E jumped up and as
65swaved his hat. Tho
VA Wand rifle ball nan,
FE5sSC@e clicked his coat Lt,
Il collar Hs lightly upl.
5-eY as though an un- hal
6A1TW3 "a seen band had t t,,.
IL 4ried to brush a ro 81.
q "a bit Of dust from ~
M SIT As he turned ds6Ia
t5- ward the Kanl
" A marksIhan be- fF5l 49,
bind the cedars over
-at@ three shots. fired 49,.
R,,,,.,.7 = in a voiley. hum. 'rba
e6 b5s 5,,+ fned about him. -
g Then ID was very AMI =
the SaAbath stiffness of ta,,a
Z in tba hills.l ando BE- - v- too.,,
he MECHANICAL click 1rtf VIC :
Is ofphauvenets pAfE Ia But
h 1 theif exploded carp t5ss W
nd their magazines. his 4f,
- 20 .bae-bad luck to note grc
" ne mus eredAP I'll BET ripe for mitaeb
ttle brown a.. On after 1 get through the.Bst
this.' and C,1ltoue laughed a, at, the
nd watched Asfnitages SLOW lutf- rode A51
o9 into the onalts barrica,
~ o behind ths barridade had the use
K seen the maathey had crossed ana fel
sea to kin, as he Of his APP strength
AZ closely paraAeled the loue.ir- L. Clam
u wall with its-fringe Of cedars. said alc
fey knew from claiborngs signal that Zm
be WIS there The men lad pick at is
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1908-12-25

4ia'sofne emptisd the contents oil
- p2sjAels pRQn Tia grQHRd b -,
.ii ufscuss ma tiers at the bun
7'i2M' ney always 80 to the nearest
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1908-12-25

tin , Ff-t tAlli Aeltsil +. la
1e eve haze net r5t deaf sir undo
Al AIportnnata reunsfa ssges. Sou sboul
I'M 4 NOT tdke ftstob much daheaFt about fin
ew potato sack. 1t was the fault of m,
er. dear colleagues. All, Armitaee. yo,
8ii 100 ~ IheEa-i!is-lbg ts.I. tFlstuEoa vii
)fs harDor no harsh feelings"
nj. ArmitaSe did not look at him Fiji,
MS eyes were upon the PROSTATE figure of
I'D erie g t-i Wig SFe9ss. 8 be regain
ing Pis WIS He moaned and opeped
81 ny 0d9TTQs. TSd1O
- sSearch him, Claiborne 10 mazei
81 SITE fheRCEeB hi9C9n mis- Ba and
pihioR his arms apd tie the gendemeni
rI'gs9iFgeft 6he CbriBg "a that dead
III pPgse IS quite the thlhg%9~
I lgf'Et @HJsgs, "IERSg}n Durand
VINO was striving to recOyer bis. com.
! posur,e'Y re i9is 9Hs fqs5gF:f ely 4iend6
ana ! are quite willing to give vouH
every assurance of our peaceabie in
tentions.g
'' ni7aFieEFr salIystiofl l,,yf5-vFs7-r,i,i
borne
But my dear sir, in America. even
BIN deli Y america. the law wiul
protect ae Citizens of another conn
1T viii Indeed b ani Claiborne prf,
taned, put hiss rev 5i3er into Armif5,,a.s
nahd and proceeded to cut the rains
rom me dead horse. ON America
sleh ami214e scoundrels rs you arr
the tfFaedom of cities and litre
children scatter flowers in their pa;t,
"" ouE1t TO write for the funny pa
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1908-12-25

Durhnd: ------5 - ~
"a 'f''-4''eFsr-.frg de8fesJ7 i5a}es: pris
oners do sou understands VIII 10,
please 2rrange- with de9's 4 r.aitas.a L.
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
Rather Injurious.

Surgeon General RiNey was talking
in Washington about his recent state
ment concerning the harm that Gig
arettes do sailors.
'Let them defend the cigarette as
they please" he said; whenever l
hear these defences think OF the sick
horse and the turpentine.
Tom met Biz on the road one day.
"'Bill. | want a word with YOU he
said.
BE quick. then" said Bill: N in a
hurry"
What did YOU give Your sick
horse the other day
"A pint OF turpentine-
Tom hurried home. and poured a
pint of nrpentine down the throat Of
his own ailing nag. which AT once
grew worse and in an hour was dead.
Then Tom. disgusted with Bill's
veterinary ability. sought him out.
why. Bill he said. I gave my
horse a pint OF turpeniine. and Il
killed him
$50 II did mine said Bill.
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
ECZEMA FOR SIS YEARS.
Suffered Torments from slrth-in
Frish,ful condi;ion-Got No Help
Until Cutcura Cured Him.

4 had an itching. tormenting "cze
ma ever since came into the world.
and am now man 50 years old
| tried all kinds OF medicines | heard
Of but found no rolicf was truly
in frjGhjful condition. Al last |
broke out all over with red and white
boils. which KEEP; growing until they
were as big as walnuts. causing great
pain and misery but kept from
scratching as well as could | was
so run down that | could hardly do
my work used Cuticura Soap. Oini-
ment. Resolyent. and Pills for about
eight months. and can truthfully say
am cured Hale Bordwell. Upton.
la, Aug. Il. 1907"
Il cheerfully endorse the above ties.
timonial. II is the truth. | know MIR.
Bordwell and know the condition he
was in. Nelson r. Burnett. Upton. Ia. e
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
On Carnegie.

Andrew Carnegie. AZ a Inner that
was recently given In his honor IN New
York. told an amusing story a, his own
EXPENSE.
Il was travelling on an English rail
road Londonward last wear he said.
"'and had chosen a seat IN non Smuh,
ing carriage. Al wayside station a
man bearded the train and sHt 'i5wu IN
my compartment. and lighted a vile
clay pipe
This is no, smoking carriage.
said |.
All tight. governor said the man.
III just finish This pipe here
He finished II. then refill 81 again
See here. said. T told you this
wasn't n smoking carriage. II you per
sist with that pipe shall repor, GU a.
the next station TO the guard
Il handed him my card. tie looked
at II. pocketed 1t. but iiGh'-I his pipe
nevertheless. Al the next station how
ever. he changed t. another Compart-
ment.
Calling a guard | told rim e hal had
occurred and demanded thar The smok-
er's nam and address by taken
Yes. sir said the guard. and hur-
ried away. In 4 little while h. "
turned. He seemed rather a@ei H
beni over me AMI said apoloEeticAlly
Do you know, sir. Il were you
! wuuld not prosecute that gent. He
has just given NE his card Herr /; +
He Is Mr.. Andrew CarneEi,
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
WINS CHURCH gY FREszE-oU1.
But 1: Mas ceis W.s;re- Play. No,
Real Sc.e- Game

Le-oI- 5Ich-ln literal game Of
frss1e-o1t Father schTzader. the vii
lzge priest has compelled his parish
70 CONTRACT f0- Few church
he old one heinz oul Of repai. and
the furnace useless. the priest early
II TIE Ei1rs- advised building a new
church a-t TRANSFORMING the old one
Into Z senooL \ number ot his par
is1iols-s strongly objected TO this
plz1- bat Father Schrzader. backed by
Bishop Fo,ey. stood firm for a new
church AID refused to allow the pres.
ent building to be heated
Last week the priest won. The
mutinous pa-ishiOaers. perhaps under
the influence Of the cold weather.
came around TO Father Schraader's
gay Of thinking and recently two
stoves were put into commission.
Ground for the new church will be
broken in the spring.
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
HER CHOICE OF DEMISE.
Pathetic Thought Of Little Girl VINO
Had Lost Playmate.

Mary had for neighbor a small play
mate. a much-loved and attractive boy
The little lad rushed across the street
one day. throwing back a glance at his
mother. AT that instant trolley car
swept around the corner and the re
sulting tragedy threw the town into
mourning Each family wept as
though its own son had been lost.
Mary was utterly disconsolate and.
little as she had previously known "f
death. realized in 4 childish way the
added horror of this one. In her con
vulsive grief and while her father and
mother sat with sobs in their throatS
and tears overtiowing. Mary straight
ened up and sobbed:
Mother. when die | hope II will be-
o. disease and not OF Il damage
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
SEIZED FOR BIG oLEo TAX.
Mans Properly. in wfe's Name Ma,
BE Sold by Uncle Sam.

Pittsburg, Pa.-To recover taxes oil
which, IL is alleged. the United States
government was defrauded by John
Vohr. an East End grocer, who was
convicted at the last term OF the
United States district court for 'io-
lation OF the oleomargarine law. ciNi'
proceedings have been commenced D!
United States District Attorney
Duukle for the sale OF real estate
which Vohr formerly owned but which
is held in the name OF his wife. Bessie
Vohr.
The indebtedness OF Vohr TO the
government is alleged TO have amount
ed TO sl6.6S3 so. The stock aud other
property OF Nohr We're seized after
raid OF his underground manuiactory'
at No. 6sO2 Hamilton avenue, last
spring.
As manufacturer Nohr is required
TO pay a special tax OF $500 for each
wear and ten cents for each pound OF
colored uleumargarine he made. II
is charged that he failed 10 pay either
Vohr was sentenced to pay $500 nne
and 10 serve IS months in the Ale
sheny county workhouse
An appeal to the United States cir
cult court OF appeals. where the case
is now pending. Was taken by Nohr,
and the sentence has not been car
ried into effect
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
PIXIES PAPERS ARE FOUND.
Lish; Erpee;ea 20 Be S-es on Cues
tons Of American History.

Colorado Springs. Col Gen Zebu-
lon NJ Pixies original manuscripts and
papers relative 10 his explorations in
1SO5. which were taken from him a;
chihuahua. Mex. after his capture by
the Spaniards have been found BY
Herbert :. Bolton. professor In the
University OF Texas who has been
making extensive researches in the
Mexican archives News OF their dis
coye-y has been conveyed to Gen. vii
liam ! Palmer Of this city ty Dr.
Edgar J Hewe,t. directo! o: the Amer
ican Institute OF Archaeology
The whsrea bouts ot these papers
had 10; been known since their
seizure by the Spaliards. and their
discovery Is Of importance. inasmuch
zs they are expected to throw Iish; on
early American history
II is hoped no, only To shoE Gen
Pixies early explorations. but TO settle
the uuch-discussed question whether
Gen Pike ~as implicated il the Burr
conspiracy.
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
Macaronj WI-eat.

Salzer's strain OF Mlcaroni or Kubanka
wheat !. absolutely pure and is from seed
obtained IRON the Department of Agr,.
culture. Our strain is Dakota grown
which laughs at droughts and clements
and positively mocks black rust that ter.
rIble scorch and would be ashamed Of
itself If It did not return from 40 to so bu.
of the finest wheat the sun shines on per
acre in good Ill. la. Mich. Wis. Ohio.
Penn. Mo. Neb. Kan. and other lands.
and 40 TO 90 bu. per acre in arid lands. No
rust, no insects no failure
JUST SEND l0c AND THIS NOTICE
to tie John \. Salzer Seed Co. La
Crosse, Wis. and they will send YOU the
most original seed book published, to.
cether with free. samples OF farm seeds
such as Macaroni Wheat. Billion Dollar
Grass. Victoria Rape. Sainfoin, the dry
soil luxuriator. Bromus Inermis. the des.
ert grassifler. Emperor William Oats. more
original than the Emperor himself, etc,
etc. etc.
And ii you send lac they will mail in
addition package OF farm seed never be.
lore seen by YOU. John A. Salzer Seed Co.,
Ia Crosse. Wis. X. & W.
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
HOW 90 THEY GET IN!
PhysielosieaI Problem That Nora
Could Net Solve.

4 Philadelphia physician tells Of an
amusing conversation between two
Irish girls in domestic service who.
while on the board walk At Atlantic
City one day not long ago. were ex-
changing views as to their various
ph, steal ailments.
Its a sthrange thing. amt it.
Norah. asked one OF the girls. how
nanny new kuinds OF diseases people
get these days. Only this mor-rnin |
We-e readin an advertisement OF !
new midieinc. II said 1t were wonder
!ful for a sluggish liver
-Gwan'~ exclaimed the other gil.
scornfully. Liver trouble ant no
rev disasa Ne own grandfather was
havin' liver trouble whin / were not
more'n tin years old
Maybe. was the lacoalc response.
But added Norah. what ! want to
know is: how do thin slugs get inside
the liver anyhow illustrated Sun.
day Magazine
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
Nurse 70 Years in a Family

Orange. y. AFTER 30 years spen,
in the service OF one family Miss Mary
A. Aylesworth is dead. and her body
was laid to rest in the cemetery plot
where lie the bodies of many of those
she served. Miss Aylesworth was
born in Providence. X. l.. in 1918. and
III 1887 entered the family OF Rev.
William Hague as nurse. She re.
manned there until 1873. when she
went to Mrs. Joseph Campbell, daugh.
ter of Mr.. Hague. whose nurse she
had been. She cared for Mrs. Camp
bells five children as they came and
remained in the family until her
death. Las fall she fell and fractured
her hip and was practically helpless
since
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
couNTEReARrs AT IS YEARS.
These ased Twins as Much Alike
as a; Birth.

Scranton. Pa-As much alike in ap-
pearance almost as on the day their
mother was obliged 10 place pink
ribbon around the neck oi one OF them
su as to tell them apart. John and
stephen Tunstall twins, and probably
the oldes; IN ihr country. observed
their eighty nth birthday anniversary
A few days ago John and stephen
TunsyaI were born IN Pcekskiil. y Y.
and it vas around stephen neck
after the christening that thei- mother
placed the distinguishing ribbon
The wins a. an e4-ly age learned
the moulters' trade Always In each
others company 4; work As wel! a.
when a; leisure. }, followed that they
married sisters. the daughters ot Nj.
and N-s James Lent Of Pe~kskiIl The
twins have lived "a ScraH'on since
l>55 The lsth became N-iduwers
John Is living Vt;h his oaly son ". c
Tunstau. al 7oi Quncy avenue
Stephen Is living ~!jh his daughters,
Mrs Ella Wir;un. Nrs. J " Peiiio
aad Miss Jennie TUnsiall, a, so Vine
street. Both are STRANGERS 20 the U.s.
OF tobacco or liquor and neither one OF
them has scarcely even known day :
illness. Incidentally they ar both
members Of and regular attendants a;
the Elm Park church
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
BRAIN POWER
Increased by Proper Feedino.
againJ

\ lady writer who not only has done
good literary work. but reared a
family. found in Grape-Nuts the ideal
food for brain work and to develop
healthy children. She writes
i am an enthusiastic proclaimer of
Grape-Nuts as regular diet | for
merly had no appetite in the morning
and for years while nursing my four
children. had insufficient nourishment
for them.
Unable to eat breakfast ! felt faint
later. and would go to the pantry and
eat cold chops. sausage, cookies, dough
nuts or anything ! happened to find
Being a writer. at times my head fel,
heavy and my brain asleep.
When / read OF Grape-Nuts began
eating it every morning, also gave i,
to the children. including, my IL
months old baby. who soon grew a.
fat as a little pig. good natured and
contented.
Within a week I had plenty o'
breast milk, and felt stronger withir
two weeks. 1 wrote evenings ant
feeling the need OF sustained brair
power. began eating a small saucer o.
Grape-Nuts with milk instead of m,
usual indigestible hot pudding, pie. OF
cake for dessert at night.
"Grape-Nuts did wonders for me
and 1 learned to like It. did not mint
my housework or mothers cares. fol
felt strong and full of go grew
plump. nerves strong. and when
wrote my brain was active and clear
indeed. the dull head pain never re
turned"
There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battl.
Creek. Mich. Read. The Road I,
Wellville." in pkgs.
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
Power Of Oeceivina.

There is a Brooklyn woman who
possesses servant who is model in
all respects save one-in that she is
none too truthful
Lately the mistress has been using
all her eloquence to make Nora see
the error OF her deceitfulness But at
last she had 10 own herself beaten
when Nora, with n beaming Irish
smile. turned and in n most cajolinE
tone said
Sure now. mum. an wot de We
suppose the power OF desavin' was
given us fer er."-lilustraied Sunday
MAGAZINE
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
TIE
General D.,,

Of tho well-Informed Of a.
always been for a .imD,. ,.
efficient liquid laxa,iv. r.,,... h
value; . laxative which pAy;.''
sanction Tor family use b.e,-s
Poncnt parts are known to \
wholesome and truly ben.seI
acceptable to the system and y.
prompt. in action.
In supplying that demand ii
cellent combination Of Syrup 4 \
Elixir OF senna, the Californi, \
Co. proceeds along ethical lin, !.
on the merits OF the laxa,iv. Io,;s
able success.
That is one Of many mn.
Syrup Of Figs and Elixir Of S,,.
the preference by the wsu.la
To- get its beneficial effect, ~,
the genuine manufactured bv 4
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only, mi
by all leading druggists. Pro, q
per bottle.
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
Modus vivendi.
men will
some fel.

The handsome but impccunious
Young chap who had married the rich
and elderly widow began to hint that
IL was time to give him the control OF
her funds and the management OF her
estate.
"Launceioi." she said. II shall allow
YOU a sufficient income for the supply
OF YOUR wants. but | expect to keep
NV business Affairs in my own hands.
This is not a consolidation. This Is
limited partnership.
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
Running No Risk.

What asks the maiden aunt
Going 10 marry that Mr.. Newwun
Why. you hardly know the man. lmo'
gene. In the few days you have been
acquainted with him you cannot pos
sihly have learned anything OF his fam
ily Of antecedents or habits or per
sonal circumstances.
THAT is true. Aunt Keturah. But
you have always told me that no wom'
an who knows anything about man
will marry him Success Magazine.
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
He Mouicnt 81

\ Washington pho;ocrapher. nov "a
nous. told the other day how. in his
youth. he was praciicinE his ar IL
Clevelanl when Marx Twain visited
the town TO lecture.
Impressed with the humo-ist's spl=a-
did features. the photographer a. t5s
lectures end. sent up = zoe asking
Mr.. Clemens for sitting
The reply that came back = as cha--
acteristic Il said
"A sitting. Is thy seTYan; hen TIA.
he should do this thing
The Ordway new era., 1908-02-28
The Savaee sre.

H. G. Fiske, presiden, ot the Ma
tiunal Humane Alliance. said recently
in New York, in at address upon hu-
maniiy.
Humanity abolishes thar cruelty. ot-
ten thoushtless. which Keeps current
speeches, such as one overheard 4
boy OF ten make To 4 boy OF eight
Say. Jimmy 30 ran This speech
give us suck o that there orange o
yourn. an ri let ye drown oae o
our kittens
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$500 in GoIc. Free

Send IS the names q you7 friends
who want piano and IL Ne secure an
order as a result We vill give you s.
in geld for your trouble. Send all The
details you can and write plainly IRE
knieht-csmohell Music Co. 1851
California St. Denver. Colo
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how's This :?

", oe~r ous Hundred pe,iars Revsfi 70, Aay
e.s, Of Ca,Arra tss, sAnAoi es cured ~ AAGs
FL. CHENEY = CO. re.e.s, o,
W. III. u,AeryiSpe4 have knova y J. Sesasy
~, ,ne Is.t IS years ani aeie,e ein Tersesty aso
orssl, In Al bas,ness trAnsscuccs Aaf caAaeiAJ
AZ, q CARR %, Aay oAlissltaas made ~ eis crra
wAlpI>a. kISSA> q ANh,n,
waslessl- pruSx.sts- reaese, o
E.us Cstaryh Cgrr 10 tAkea f-terrAy, setias
str,ty unss ta> sAsot aoi aeoes ssrfsees OF tse
sy,t,a i..,inanial. ssni trs<- frtse 5 eeso psf
sstlr saia sy al praSSisis
rnks HA!I's fA:riiy Fi.Is fsr eosst;pAtsoe-
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She Could Spare Him.

"We are getting NJ contributions FOR
the Home for Inebriate Workinsmen,
explained the committee as MIS-
O'Fiarity opened the door 10 them
Mrs. O'Flarity smiled broadly.
Come back on the inside OF half an
hour said she. ''and yez can git Mr'
O'F1arity."
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ixx.. strenath.

An ivy plant which established itsen
In A crevice Of the tower OF st Jonh
the Baptist church at faraboroush'
England. undermined the foundation
and lifted stones ou, OF place until "
will cost $1,000 to make repairs.