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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26

- Miis SeIgn Sacobion Bait.
gbrabam Socobions Cater, reiite
Ranoag til Mooiiou, isis, for at
ftuoere neos ~llniperiitetetS Sommer.
ffoIe.
- Mrs. aIbert @nfinion iomt
hrs. g. anfinion % Gattcren
Clara reiite Manbog til CT. Sfaf,
Soma, for at beiege oerp9renbe
SlGgtninge.
@. G. Seifp fra GRENADE liant
Sbeo. @olo og George @rope ira
@inona, Der fom berneo til q. s..
@ropes gegropeIie, reiite 2srSog til.
bage til fine Stem.
Cornelius gritien meo SomiIie
ionlt bans Snoer Sans grificn og
Ssiteren Mrs. 8. 6. gioSlcr, ale
fra Mabel, Minn., reiite Sirsooa til
Britt, Soma, for at barre tiIitebe peb
eli itsrre Observation-Disclosures.
SfolebeitDrer $. 6. Sobnion
co Slitru refer / Iorgen Brebng)
III GleueIanb, Ohio, for at oeltoge |
N~ntionnl Educational ASSOCIATIONS
narIige MeSe. De bill eiter WsoetS
Slutnine foretnse en- I9ngere Reiie
elioper.
- Sen6na t4be SUM- o~perroife.
bcs Wr. % MrS. z. Hopana al
genner og gtoboer pao i'm 20. @rpI.
Iupsoag. ct Ianat 9oro bleu bGffet
noe | oct frie, bpor ollie MOO gobt al
oae DC pe~Iin1agenoe Retter. s en-
paffer Gale o~perrafte 60. Singer
Spbersporret Ell pen @ape til Grin.
bring ON 0ngen.
- SmbIG9e s. 8. Gonobers
&ontor blep Rat til 5rebao bienisgt
of Snobrubstppe, Der bopoe piit at
ifaffe fig go9oug til Oct berpGrenoe
ilbfaite Sfab. 0oftorcns Sritru bar
| oenne Sio fropGrenoe fra 9pen,
bporior bun boobe bragt enfeIte al
fine ao~itborbeber til &ontorets Ben
eeifab, bpor De peo Sioen al enoel
S~ontanter, rent Sub for SanblGae.
orbeioe c.i.p., bIep Spnenes @ptte.
Sabet bcIeber iie Jolt til $500.
DC / Sum- WaoneO ipopanlise
SeitepeobelSb ifulbe p9ret cabinet
her / Speu ioag (Sorsbael % Der
bar olereOe Itbit | iorrige llgc an.
fonmet en- bel GeI Trapere, iuo llo.
iigterne for bette Msoe bar ~,liGopan.
liz Ionen6e, men pao 8runo al
bIep osbene ailpit. geo
Den itGrfe &egn Ssrbog blep &iere'
horleu lat un6er 8nno, % Stormen
fog BooiIIioncn for 9ilifuernc og
Ia96e oen ~tperScper 9oneu, iao oct
riloe babe pPret pon'feliat at IGtte
ceite iitouo paa uo9Ie foa Gage,
Nan tpnfte fla ogiaa, at S%serlngen
ira 2duooiItrifteruc piloe blipe IL
ben, ga 6armerue bar oct trapelt
neO at rpooe op eiter Stormcn og
iaier Ser, bpor alt or soeIagt.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26

Stanoaro &elepbon 60. bar, Tom
fer omtalt, beiluttet at lngsc ole
fine 2ebninscr i Sorretningsitrsget
ler i gpen unocr @aoeh % oa
Stornien iioite Ssroag eioroe itor
efabe paa StpIper og 2eonineer,
iaa bar mon beitemt iia til at gien.
neinfsre oenne 5~orbeoring IN meo
oct innrne. Wfan bonbe alerebe en-.
Gel at De fornsone MateriaIer paa
Sdmben, 90 man penter at bore for.
Dig meb Reol9gninecn ON en- Bar
Tigers Sib, booreftcr man Ind burti9
ipnt muIie bill iGttc ReiiSensitrsge-
mes SeIeionIeoniuger iitauo. Sinio.
Iertib BIZ Der life bline uoaeu SeIe.
f~ontieneite bperfen Der / @pen eIler /
2anoSiftrifterne.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26
Gonntbfpnpcntiunrr

SfsIse Sen me @aIelobs 9Gtem'
melier tranote iaopel Den repiibIifon'
ife Tom ben bemofratiite Gountpfon.
BENTON ionmen iioite 2sroog SCI.
II. HepubIifauerne msote | Court.
bitietS itore RetsinI, bpor Hobt. Heib
fra Seiper nnI9tes til GorulonO %
8. g. Ni6oIion ira Militdrp til &c.
fretpr. s. euabretion bleo poIgt til
IeSIem af GountpetS fo~n9reSiiouaIe
Somite, 8. ". 8enoIb til ben iena.
toriale Gouite % 6. q. Soucf til
3ebIem al Den iuoicinIe Somite.
Som 9eIegoter iii StatSforneu.
tionen paIetes: Sobn Segs, 6. q.
@ebitcr, s. @. Ropme, z. %. Sa.
seIton, 8. q. SenoIb, RiIs 2oriou,
IiIs @riubelan6, Sobn Dorng, 9.
~. Serpea, 90. 81. Gone, g. 9. @bit.
men, s.. 81. aiorIien, S, .. 9pbuif
% s. Socobion.
Eli Den COMPASSIONATE a~onpention
bnlgtes feIgenoe 0eIeanter: 6. Gbri.
Iten, y. q. Suauonbl, Hop Wiiner,
Sobn SDbpif, ". z. Solton Sobn
goung, 6. 8. S1eIbobl, Sans
Gpenion, anton SIiou, @nr. Srm.
mers, GuSorus Riees, SaS. 9irb.
ian, Smut Sopion % Otto @unber.
ion.
SiIiioit blep DC neo BrimGrpalgct
aicrte 9ominationer for Gouutpem-
bebsm9nb rntiieerebe.
Otter Ws6et troobtc Den me Gcu'
tralfomite for Gountpet inmnlen %
nolste s. Gnobretion til 6ormano,
g. q. G~uanbabl til SefretGr %
3re6 Selmou til a~oSierer.
SempfraterneS Gcumtpfonoention
boIntes / ben Iae TetSial. SeIaenoe
9cIeeuter til StatSfcnoeutioncu
nalgteS: 9. 6. Semel, Sobn Ser.
mats. Or. 8. &. Gauopcr, 6. s.
@itte, 3. 9. @etter, 8. z. Sosir,
Gam @tie. 3. 0R. Seunou, So8. 8.
Some % 6. 3peibobmcr.
I'll SonbiSntcr for DC Gourtpcn1.
te6er, bportiI Ser life par giort go.
minationer oeo ErimGroalget, polg'
tes fsIgen6e: Siarro Heare, Stole
iuperiutcnbeut; g. @bitbecf, Goro.
uer; s. s. 9ouifo, Glcrf OF Court.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26

f0dref al tim nogle fdn MRtD, OF
bet pilbe gipe benz mere Jrimobig'
beo ! oeres @iernins, ianit uirfe me
&c Eilfre0sbeo meo 8alg.
aomiteens Gorilng bIep antogei
imoo ct Ear Stenmer.
Tirsbag G~ftermi6bas.
Weoet oabnebes at Eaft. &. q.
SboroiIoieu meo SaImeiang o. Sp.
lpsnina at / aor. 10. angoaenoe
Gburd Grtenfion tsilutteoes at op.
forore til fraftis Ststte of oenne
Rosie, bporaf tr9ngenoe Meniebe-
Der faar rentefri 2aan til &irfebpa.
ming, bpiIfe tilbagebetales | Sermi.
ner. Eli bette 6ono bar 157 Ri.
oragsopetige Menigbeber ifaffet gi-
braa. Mere alminbelig ltnoeritst-
tclie anbefales. 0e Menigbeoer, bpis
2aan paa 1924, 900 er forfaIoet, OPP
forores inoit9noig til at inbbetale
famine.
Snoitining fra aomiteen for Ten-
geioger anbefaleoe til gntagelie Si-
nansfomiteens Sorilag, at Sperifno-
bet | $~eoningemisiionens aasie cper.
fires $4,000 til MlaIfamisiionen,
SLIPS til S~nbianermisfionen. gt
foregeoe eler npe gepiIaninaer fo-
relrgges for Ginansfomiteen for De
nntaees. UT S%pnooens Sormano /
Gmhebs Meofsr err WebIem az 81.
nonsfomiteen, Spnobens 8asierer
WebIem al airferaaoet. (9et iioite
Tunft rettebes til "raabgipenbe Weo.
lem, o. aonititutionen beitenmer,
boem er Meolem at &%irferaaoet meb
Set til of itenme). 2igeIeoes at
Henter paa @ielb betales al peb-
fommenbe aasie, iom er / @ielo.
aomiteen | gnIeoning nf Sor.
Gambling meo andre llltberlfe Gam.
funb ON gnigbeb | 2nre fremfom
meo 9noret SnoitiGing: "SpnoSen
ubtaler meo Cot til @ub fin @l9bc
oper oct @rbeibe for firfelig Gniabeo
Tom aaerebe er giort, og ben Silnpr'
iom er fornmet iitanb imelIem
DC reipeftipe Samfitno, oa oper Den
Tom l9eges for 0agen | at
bile f~oritaa bperanore. Den op.
mrntrer til forfeit SorbanbIins og
beber @uo, at ban fremoeles bill bel.
iiene Gomiteens Irbeioe."
GaIt. g. Snritab bar life rebe til
1t femme for Snbitiaingen, nibite
life ON nogeu nirfelia SilnGrmelie,
enbel llotrpf / DC antagne
uflore.
Eoit. Ii. Hilsien al aomiteen iamt
pait. 6. Q. Gperion oe DR.. s. O..
bar imob inbgaaenoe 0rsftelie
II be al Somfirnosfomiteen antagne
piinfter, bet pilbe fore for Ianet og
faoe. DR.. Stub erfl9rebe De an.
;asne Satier for rem lntberff 2Rre.
blep afifaaren o. &omiteens
SorIlog antaget meb 225 imob 6
5tenmer, % itemte life.
ct Telegram oplGites fra 9ait.
Roielanb, Den Soreneoe airfes &c.
at bette Samfuno bapoe
nobtoaet Snobpoelie til Samarbeibe
g~nleoning af feles enself Salme'
,oa. Den piloe oeltage ~foruoiat Der
,aa aomiteen | Sasen blep liee
initial fra bpert Samfnuo og arbet'
yet blep uofsrt inoep9renoe Som.
uer. (Mere.)
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26

9. anoericn fom Sirsbos til.
bage fra SEEN SnIcm q. Taf., bpor
ban Dor tiIiteoe beo fin Ssn GarIs
@rpIlrp meo Miis Minnie SduIt3
oeriteos. g~rnbeommens Ssifenbe,
Snsa, emil % auooIpb, bar ogiaa
tiliteoe peo grpduppet.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26

SLENDER on uoset til BAN" ipura,
tie SIien Serien, iom iGtter fin StoIt'
beb | at fieube ole W~enueiter.
SLENDER bang" iaane Ierier
itsSt. "iee bar fienbt BAN. belt fra
bans Gar par en- lioeu @ut."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26

enSpis sretanber, Saeisrer, $50
SempIe Court, RinueapoIis. Iiun.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26
2opors fra Sowa:

GnQbnm. bar AZ foe: - ~ N"N lyS1NW
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26

On Ranb lfriper ira Baskerville:
Seq bar brnat Terss glIe Ointment % fan
fse, at reg liter bet rreset spbt.~
Sra Waufon tribes iplsenbe:
~Seg. CT nieaet tafnemmeIia for Teres Mibbel
mob Yiles. Tet or en- COB Wsotcin, o. en-
Ariffe beIbrebebe mig u9itcn. Sea tienber
beroeo 80 9euts for rn aruffe ill.,"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26
9ecDrab % Smegll.
1iuSeriorSiHr seIefunIeOninser.

Sen 25Os Snni o o
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26

@n Sarie 3oeterptle Ifrtper bl. a.:
So SEQ ffuIoe snffe lea innbe finbe Orb
irru bible netrpffe min GiIfreosbeb meb ben
pirip, iprt iee bar ufbt AT Teres Nsebtriu.
see tan life p0rs lem ia iuemmeIig NOT bers
tcf Sea bar enbru lite bruet fuIst TO arnfs
Ter AZ 9eres Saiue, "a bog fsler lea mn mes
get apbt. See bar p9ret plaset rnsb benue
Speoom (Riles) | 10 anr, men aierig bar ben
brref fda nem ION fibif WiHter. o. afpiete
November begpuott ieg at tro, at lea niaatte
unoerfafe mig en- Operation, men M fsler
leg ION ct upi Menneife. Seq bill aubefaIe
3eres Saipe I'll ale BEN. Tom iea tan iinbe NIB
Iioer az benue fprfrroeIiae Hiage."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26
Son | @iseonitn liter
Weoieinen.

On Manb fra Star @rairi. flyer, at
Waessers err bebit:
"Seres Webiciu bar binIpet mia mere euo Nos
gen aneen, lee bar bruat eler f%Orisst."
6slgenbe forte o. ipnoiee Sionesbnrb
er fra Ell Manb / @ilat:
"3cres Bile Ointment beIbreeer, bpor ale
andre gtibler 1aar feil.~
On 9fanb @ount Soreb bar Saab:
"3ea CT en- tel Tel bcsre. ON eub lite albclrs
helbreost men leo bar isien uoaet al Meeicts
nen."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-26

gn ! autbrpn bpenbe Ranb timber Gin.
bring:
seq tan berette, at lea er meaet bebre. Sinh.
iasi Haoes 10 Gents for en- arnffe tiI.@
5slsenoe meobeIes fra Mabbod:
SEQ Tau u~lebeeIe. of Ssrss RispsI bar biuI.
en Ntano fra 8otteneon ftriper:
sec bar nm run Iibt iaisu al Ret,aers gue
Etntnent. Ten bar aiprt apo Girtnina. men
lee er ennnl lite heIbrebef. Sea ien6er 10
gents Tor 1t faa en- arnffe ill.,"
Sra Salep bepibnes:
as3sg bar ben 5prnsirfie at mebbeIe, at Reres
xhe Stnttnent er en- COB Rsoietn.~
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
COAL MINE EXPLOSION.
New Theory Advanced as to the
Conditions Producing Them.

New Theory Advanced as to the
Conditions Producing Them.
Experts who have made investlga-
tions of the recent mine disasters, not
ably those of Monongah and Jacobs
Greek, have come to the conclusion
that the explosions are caused by ell
matte conditions.
Supporting the position taken, 1t is
a noticeable fact, they say, that the
recent catastrophes have occurred at
about the same hour in the day, in
zone of certain altitude, In about the
same longitude and In places where
climatic conditions are similar. The
majority of the mines operated to-
day are below the level of the streams
In the same sections and, owing to the
moisture, the outside air forced into
the mines by the fans has been laden
with carbon dioxide moisture and 9TH
er impurities:
1t is suggested that If the air forced
into the mines was gathered from a
higher stratum and was heated suff1-
ciently and otherwise treated to re-
move the impurities the accidents
would be less numerous during the
change of seasons. Proper yentila-
tion with this purified air, 1t is be-
Iieved, will remove to great extent
the coal dust and explosive gases
which are found to certain extent
In every mine.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
Thousands Are SEA

With the grip colds, fevers, rheumatism,
neuralgia. Many might be well II they had
only taken Hoods Sarsaparilla, the great
blood purifier and health-regulating medi-
cine. 1t is wonderful preventive as well
as cure. Keep 1t in your house and take it.
Meyer Without Hood's-"I have taken
HOODS Sarsaparilla for Indigestion. and
recommend 1t to others for that mplaint. If
Is an excellent medicine and | keen ii on
hand" A. 5. HEATH, Adams Centre, N. Y.
Kidney Troubie-"I had kidney trouble.
friend recommended Hoods SarsapariIla.
tried one bottle and found was better. took
tnree more and recovered" BENZ LEVINE so
Village Street. Boston. Mass.
Jaundlce IL had a severe case of
1aundice and fell from 145 to 30 lbs. in weight.
friend advised taking Hoods SarsaparilIa
and when had taken three bottles was up
snd on my feet" JOSEPH LEWIS, 10 Alpine
Street. Boston, Mass.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is sold everywhere.
In the usual liquid, or In tablet form called
Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre-
pared only by C. 1. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
The Nation's Inventory.

National assets, S1,500,0O0,000,000.
Farm wealth, $7,4120O0,000.
Mineral production, annually, S3,000,.
O00, ZOO.
Export domestic merchandise, annual
ly, S1,S53,71S,OO0.
Manufacturing products, annually, S14,.
8O2, ,147 900.
Live stock, total value, S4,S75, 100000.
Seven cereal crops, 1907, $2,378,000,.
900.
Wheat crop, 1907, s5O0,000,000.
Cotton crop, 1907, S675.OO0,000
Corn, 1907, 81, ,350, 100000.
Hay, 1907, S660,O0o,0O0.
Dairy products, 1907, sta, ,765,0Oo.
Poultry and eggs, 1907, $500, 100000.
Money in circulation, $3,250,O00,0O0.
Money in federal treasury, $345, ,240,-
900.
Lumber production, 1907, $3.50, 100000
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
Reduction.

The old nag was jogging up the hill
with the elopers.
"Yes," said the old nag, ut is rather
tough pulling them up to the parson-
age, but it will be easier coming back.
"How soY' queried the friendly
goose at the roadside.
"Why, can't you see that after leav-
ing the parsonage two will be made
one?'-Chicago News.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
Name Had Escaned Her.

Professor" said Mrs. Gaswell to the
distinguished musician who had been en-
gagged at a high price to entertain her
guests, what was that lovely selection
you played just now?"'
That, madam" he answered glaring
at her, twas an improvisation"
"Ah, yes, remember now. l knew 1t
was an old favorite, but l couldn't think
of the name of it, to save me-"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
SpraIns,

Any sudden turn or twist which may
throw member out of its normal po-
sition is likely to cause sprain, which
is really sudden and more or less SER
ious wrench or twist of a ligament or
of the muscles controlling the liga-
ments. Use hot water for bathing the
sprain; dry the surface and apply st.
Jacobs Oil as for soreness and stiffness.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that canrat be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o
We, the undersigned, have known F. j.
,artaoty ~ bnnnrabIe e H. IN All hisnnss hi
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
tion made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists Toledo, o
Halls Catarrah Cure is aken Internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price rs cents per bottle. SOLD by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for Constipation.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
Danish mncnron, snIaa.

Lreak one-fourth pound Of macaroni
Into Pinch pieces, cover with a quart
of cold water, salted, and boil brlskly
until tender. Whip half-pint Of whip
ping cream, mix with one-half as much
boiled salad dressing, season and add
vinegar or lemon juice to taste. Mix
the macaronl with this heap in center
of round dish and garnlsh with. bor-
der Of hot boiled fish, or Of overlap
ping slices Of cold meat
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

Korea is probably more responsive to
missionary effort than any oriental ooun-
try. A Methodist missionary writes: ut
Is my honest conviction that had we the
proper missionary force Korea would be
Christian nation in five or ten years."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
Its Lasting Eject.

"Ripsling, did you ever convert any.
body to your way of thinking by your
street corner oratoryi"
II know of one, anyhow, and it made
a changed man of him."
"What is he doing now|
"He's in the insane asylum, Ruggles
In the insane asylum. A glimpse of the
truth was too much for his modernized
intellect"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

The French government has adopted a
method of treating macadamized roads
with hot coal tar thinned with about 10
per cent of OIL The cost is said to work
out at about eight-tenths Of q cent
square yard.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
solicitude.

"Cyrus," hastily exclaimed Mrs. Jynes,
''you ought to be careful how you let
Fido eat out of your ham" F."
why, there isn't a bit of danger"
said Mr.. Jymes. "He wouldn't harm a
fly"
20, l know there's no danger to you,"
lmpatiently rejoined his wife. II was
thinking of Fido."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
An nxersirht.

II want to pay this bill" he said at
the hotel bar, "but think ycu have
made slight error here in my favor.
I've been reading over the extras, and
| cannot find that you have charged
anything for telling me you thought II
might rain"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

The new ten-dollar gold piece has arrived
And we got one in our clutches by q
squeeze;
Have you noticed that the breeches on the
turkey on the coin
Are considerably baggy at the kneesI
Houston Post.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
Hi. Personal View 81 II.

Admiring onstituent-Senator, you
have your own opinion of this currency
question, haven't you?
Senator Lotsmun-Yes, sir, and l sup
pose l have answered 1t hundreds of
times. It's nobody's business how a man
gets his currency.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
He Dodged.

$50 Borroughs owes you money.
Well, ! think he'll pay you back some
day, but you can't make him hurry"
Don't you believe it. The mere
sight of me walking along the street
has made him hurry several times
lately. y."-Philadelphia Press
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

Red seems to be the most popular
Of national colors, if flags may be used
as criterions. OF the twenty-five lead
ing national flags nineteen have red in
them. No other color is so much used.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

Austrian mines are provided with res
cue chambers at convenient locations un-
derground. They are equipped with food
and conveniences for miners In case OF
accident.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
Mnnculine RrntnIitx.

Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego had been com
PEELED to abandon a contemplated trip up
the Nile, in consequence of the financial
stringency, and was weeping softly.
Crocodile tears" commented her un-
feeling husband.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

"How did your husband get out Of the
building after he had located the gpeI
leak2" asked the reporter.
As nearly as he could remember it
afterward," said the woman, "he went
out through the roof"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

howard e. BURTON.-Assayer ara Chemist
u Leadvllle, Colorado Specimen prices: Gold
Silver Lead, 81 Gold Silver, 75c; Gold, SOC; Zinc OF
Copper, 81. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and
full price list sent application Control and U m
pire work solicited. Neferencei Carbonate Ma
Honal Bank.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
Recognized His Failing.

Woman of the House-A big, strong
fellow like you ought to be willing to
work and earn his own living.
Languid Launcelot-1hat's wot ails
me, ma'am. Me muscles is all right, but
me will power is all gone.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

Experiments made by German scient-
ists show that butter keeps best when
preserved with from 3 to 8 per cent of
SALT. If the proportion of salt is higher
than that the results are less satisfac.
tory.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
Opinion Of a Connoi..eur.

"Mr. Spoonamore, don't you think a
kiss 295 seconds in duration is a great
deal too long to be agreeable?"
swell, that depends entirely on the
er-desirability of the kissee.'
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
NeIrhhorIr CordinIitv

Mrs. Gadder Crising to depart) WI
you must come and call on me some d,
It's your ,urn now. ~
Mrs. Chillicon- Kearney- Yes; l
it has been my turn for the last f.
six times. hasn't itl~Chicago Tri,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
wnNride Commnn,ngr,

Wareham Long-Wot started the hard
times anyway?
TuG6ld Knutt-We did We ole fool.
We wus satferin' with 'em long fore any.
body else caught EN-.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
ProbaI,Ie Outcome.

Chronic Kicker-What do you suppos,
would happen to your boasted feet if Il
should get into a real battle?
Phlegmatic Citizen-O, suppose we't
get licked-same as we've always been.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

Berlin authorities have pass 3
a5Gtt,hg tax on cats, and now E.
of them is found without the N
which shows that the tax has beeh
~ chloroformed.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
short-Sighted.

"Why don't you farmers do some
thing to improve your roads?"
"What for?" asked the old settler.
ut would improve the value of your
farms"
"Yes; and the more value we get up,
the more taxes we might have to pay"
Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
Rocky.

Tenderfoot--I hear you have started
up new quartz mill. How are you do.
ing with it?
Mine Owner-Gneissly, thank you.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

The Queen of Italy offered an interna
tional cup to be presented to the first
aeronaut who succeeds in crossing the
Alps by balloon.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
What 1t Is For.

Wife-Must you go to the club to-
night, dear?
.Husband-It isn't absolutely neces-
sary, but need the rest.-Life.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

The rebuilding of San Francisco has
been hampered greatly by the exorbitans
wage schedule. The rates exceed by
dollar per day the maximum scale in New
York.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
signature ssass ses Of IlzMAzIU
Couldn't Take the fob.

ONuIdn't Tnko the JOB.
An inland graduate came to New
York to seek employment Through Q
friend he received an offer of place
as shipping clerk to a certain firm. In
reply he wrote as follows II regret
that | cannot accept your kind offer of
a position shipping clerk, but ths
fact is that am always sick when on
the water Success Magazine.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
EASILY Understood.

"I love a dim, religious light" 60
murmured.
II was brought up In PittsbdfSs
too," he said.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

FsTO st. Vtus' Dance ana all Nervous Diseases =
lin permanently cured by Dr. Kline'a areaf
Nerve Restorer. Sepd for FREE ~ trial bottle and,
treatise. Dr. r. ii. Kline, Ld 95i Arch st., Phila.Pa
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20

Mo hers will find Mrs. winslow's sootfl
Syrup the best remedy TO use for their childrea
during the teething period.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1908-03-20
PILES CURED IN s TO "a DAYS.
Hnyo Your

PAZO OINTMENT is qua teed tc cure any
case OF fItching, Blind. Gleeling or Protruding
Piles in 6 to IA days or money refunded. SOC.