The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-11
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Now rhiiadeiphia has the p.y.ss-you- enter street car. This is a einch for the con- ductors in the way of tightening their iab- crs.
 .pieass help the bind. hs. no reference td the biind-tiGers.
 A little learning is an sxpesivs thing. 4 social lion is . body of man entirely surrounded by females.
 The baseball reortsr had been sent in an emergency to do c society wedding and srs. ne nn1ess ss o ta s Gy door to the altar. and landed safe. The groom had made swell catch as anybody the organ reached up into the clouds and piucksd . neat one from the bius dome, II was Mendelssohn's Wedding March. The The parson rendered . rank decision that caused q kick from the bleachers. but 1t The happy couple made a home run after the ceremony and the score resulted in tie. We forget what the bride wore. but sp.s.-Tkis dope Is out of our lins.y" There are quite d number of heroes in this world. come to think of it. chief among them being the little two by four husband who accompanies his wife to a bargain sale.
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 One time the average man displays his ss's , isssh: t .s s i''sss: politely aside Time fiies--but you won.t---nniess you are good.
 Heaven is not reached at . single bound. but conclusion Is where there's woman Some men won't turn over their hand as long ss there Is 6 woman handy to da it A Montana man got sioriousiy drunk the other day and rather than Ro home and face his wife crawled into . cage contain- TSs % posr fow Sn o aosb aaas ing the lion to arousins his wife. wen. what are you soins to do about One type of the hyena laughs almost con York comic supplements. however. he would stop instantly.
 The kaiser says he will place tax on bachelors This may become . law in the United states some day. but We bachelors are willing to pay the price and retain our liberty. Mrs. Frances Dewey Park who wrote the know as much about it as she thought.
 
 4 washington fire department horse has home some capital city clubmen about gm. should a fire bell suddenly ring wouldn't t there here be something doing in the Lightning rang a telephone in $ house in And of course. as usual the line was busy. 
 soui" said the Sweet Young Thing in the Burning poetry" said the rnasaaine ed- itor-.thanks; that's just what wen do
 The consenAed nrothea.
 Watermelon's cemin'
 By de wagon load
 Journeyiu' long da read.
 when de dark eiouds gather
 ! don't think ob rains
 thinks about de sunshine
 Bound ter come again.
 See dat lazy lizard
 Laffin' in de sun3 l
 See dat old mud-turkle7 e Ant dey havin' funf
 River full e eat fish.
 Tin-can full z worms
 At my hook he's . bitin'-
 EEIr-Lawd-how he souirmsi
 0la world keeps rockin'
 Seasons Roin' by--
 DAF6 so much song an roses
 Don't never wanter diet
 MI. Meigs. Ala. July s. Editor priftwood:-- bear sir:--You asked why woman ai- | ways sits down on the floor to put on her | stockings? Because they have to get right down to business to encase their dainty little | feet with pink toes and corns. in those | delicate tpeek-a-boo" hose, 1t Is just like | " caring Merry widow Lids. and those cling | Ing sheath skirts. 1t Is q fashion. and be- | longs only to the fair sex (Not force of habit)
 
 Dear Driftwood: Your sensible question; ''What has become of the old-fashioned wo- l man, who used to knit her husbands l socks?
 They have almost gone into obscurity. and are classed with the things of the l past" But occasionally they are seen away | out In the rural districts. where the sound l of the factory Is not heard. working as in l inc days of old. and dreaming over their tedious tasks. longing and waiting for bet ter H~sS 'o Yours truy. ".