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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Keep Your
Bowels Open

II Is a noticeable fact, and one which
any doctor will verify that people who
suffer most often from disease are the
ones who have the most difficulty in
keeping their bowels open. Regular
bowel action is half the battle of health.
People who have a tendency to con-
stipation must of necessity use something
to help nature along. This should not
be a violent aid like salts or purgative
waters, cathartic pills or powders, but a
syrup liquid that will oil the intestines,
and membranes that it comes in contact
with. Children, women and weak
people generally should never be given
strong physic, as 1t weakens the system And II
is futile for the strongest person because the
relief is simply for that day, and then the reac.
ton sets In and you are worse of than before.
What IS needed is 9 prompt but gentle laxa-
People have been taking it for sixteen years
and 1t Is being better liked by more people every
year The reason is that it fills want 1t is
unlike anything else. Results are SO sure in
constipation, dyspepsia, indigestion, liver
trouble. oiliousness, fatulency sour. stomach.
weak stomach, bloated stomach and such ills
that cure Of any Of these ailments is absolutely
guaranteed. A bottle costs but SO cents or 81 and
is worth hundred times that to any sufferer
Wise mothers keep it constantly in the house
Tor emergencies, because 1t is needed at some
time or other by every member OF the family.
DR.. Luella Underhill, the medical superinten-
dent of the Working Woman's Home OF Chicago
mas Kept her charges in perfect health by the use
OF DR.. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin whenever stom
ach complaint was brought to her attention. No
other laxative Is used In the Home, Buy bottle
Yourself today and watch the prompt and per-
maDent results
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Hunter Had TO Walk Home.

Bill jerks, a guide up in Aroostook
county, Me-, tells this story: An anna
teur sportsman spending his vacation
In Maine, hired a horse and started
out with a determination to bring back
any deer so unfortunate as t@ cross his
path. On arriving at likely piece O.
ground, he aligbted and hitched his
horse securely.
He secured the woods thereabouts
for some time, but the deer seemed
afraid to give him chance for shot,
Suddenly he perceived a movement IL
the bushes some distance away.
Trembling all over, he crept little
nearer.
Yes, there could be no doubt; 1t was
deer. He could see the ears move.
With a shaky hand, he drew bead
on the deer, and then pulled the trig.
ger. The head disappeared, and with
loud whoop he dashed toward the
game. He jumped through the bushes
separating him from his victim, and
there before him, instead of the beau
tiful prize he expected TO gloat over,
was the horse that had brought him
to the hunting ground
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

An electrical apparatus for bleaching
-four was installed in the new mill Satur-
day. The mill is rapidly being sup.
piled with the latest con,rivances for
this work.
Another insane patient was brought TO
town BY the sheriff Monday evening,
F. 3. Smith, a man 20 yeas old who
came here from Larped last year and
h"s been living with son fifteen miles
southwest of Dodge City. He has not
been violent, but once or twice has tried
to set bis clothing on fire, and is bad
enough that he can not be left alone.
he talks incoherently about international
troubles good deal Of the time and has
an inclination to lay the blame for all
trouble on Spain. He will probably he
treated here for awhile before 1t is de-
cided whether or not to send him to one
Of the state hospitals.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
oWina the Tailor In Maine.

Ex-Mayor George F. Owen tells the
following about the late Owen B.
Chadbourne. for years proprietor OF
large carriage mandatory:
A farmer from North Saco came to-
town one day in search of Daniel
Owen, the tailor, who was located
where ex-Mayor Owen now conducts
a tailoring business, Directly across
the street from the tailor shop the
agriculturist accosted a man and in
CURED where Owen the tailor did
business.
Pointing to Owen B. Chadbourne,
who stood on the other side OF the
street, the citizen, who was something
Of wag, replied: "You see that tall
man standing there; well, that is
Owen the tailor"
The farmer sauntered across the
street and, approaching Mr.. Chad
bourne, drawled out: "Are you Owen
the tailor?"
Mr.. Chadbourne replied: Sure,
am owing the tailor, and every one
else in town; but" he added, 81 DONE
cut coats for living"
The farmer looked at the carriage
full minute before he
"tumbled," and when he did, his
laugh could be heard in the suburbs
Boston Herald.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

He called his old time friend to on
side on Welton street yesterday and
said:
bill, do you psmember the time you
called me a fool when | told you i
was thinking of getting married."
eyes, Jack; but that's all forgotten
now," said Bill.
mo, 1t isn't forgotten, Bill"
"But what's the use to bring that
old score up now? l told you l was
sorry hurt your feelings"
"But you called me fool, Bill, for
getting married, and think an apol-
ogy-"
"Oh, well, I'll apologize again, if
that is what you want, You were not
fool; SO there, now
"But you don't understand: | want
to apologize to you!"
ITO me?"
eyes. I WAS a fool"
And they locked arms and disap-
peared around the corner.-Denver
News.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
The TRAGEDY OF EXPECTS AZ

~ 49, -
This story was told BY .4ct.
Tanner, who has seen many "
dents and knows much abou. Il
"On the 9Th of March, 1885,. J &C.
on ex-President Arthur, who ha3
yet quit Washington and was stay
at the house Of his Secretary Of So
Mr.. Frelinghuysen. To my inte3s
surprise Mr.. Arthur, when he Learn
that my visit was only personal an
friendly one. was SO affected e..
tears cane in his eyes.
"'Tanner,' he said, I never befc:
knew the tragedy Of the ex-Presidont
Until noon of the 4th of March M.
were crowding each other for =
privilege Of speaking to NE. W.
treated with profound Difference IN,
sought by everybody Since that ho4
I have been alone and neg .ected. Ia
ner, you are the first man who liz
called upon me since noon of the Il.
Of March. New York Times.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Most Ancient Of Almshouses.

What was probably the Oldest aims
house In the world has just been
closed after an existence of 452 years.
It was founded at Wansiedel, Bavaria,
by Christopher Wanner forty-one years
before Christopher Columbus discov.
cred America. for old men who wore
pointed white boards and wore the
costume Of the founders day. It has
been closed because no more men
could be found who would wear this
medieval costume and the pointed
beard
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Tired of Congressional Honors.

Tired of Congressional Honors.
1t Is about settled that Congressman
Timothy D. Sullivan Of New York city
will, not later than July 1, resign his
seat in the house so as to be eligible
as q candidate next fall for his old
seat in the state senate. Mr.. Sullivan
is tired Of Washington and only once
this session has been in his seat in
the house. That was on the opening
day.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Earliest Theatre.

What was probably one Of the earl.
lest theatres built was the Theatre
Of Dionysos, which was begun five
centuries before Christ. The seating
capacity Of this remarkable building
is said to have been 10000, nearly
four times that Of our largest amuse-
ment palace. The Theatre Of Dion.
ysos was erected when Greek art and
literature were in their prime. Here
were presented to appreciated spec
tators the wonderful works Of Eschy.
lus. Sophocles. and Euriptdes.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27
Notice..

The regular county teachers examina-
ton will be held at tie court house il
Dodge City on January The oath and 25th
beginning promptly at eight O'Clock 0.
m. 1t
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

EREE TECT Those wishing to try Or. cald-
WkM ! I'D wells Syrup Pepsln before buy
Ing can have free sample bottle sent to their home BY
addressing the company This offer Is to prove thatthe
remedy will do as we claim and Is only open 20 those
who have never taken II Send for II II you have any
symptoms Of stomach liver or bowel disease Genilest
yet most effective laxative for children, women and old
PUBLIC VERDICT: tho Laxative So Good end sure
as OR. CALDWELl'S SYRUP PEPSlN." This pro0uct
bears purity guarantee No. II, Washington, o. 0.
PEPslM SYRUP co.
1a0 Caldwell Hldgy Monticello, III.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1908-02-27

You may if you wish. We are giving
away Free of Charge
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
ECZEMA FOR HFr-FIYE YEARS


i had an Itching, tornentang eczema
ever since csDe INTO the word, and ana
nov man EftF-1Te years old. / tined al
kinds of medicines heard Of, brit found 10
relief. was truly IN frlghtfnl o0ndirSca.
At last hroke ont all oFer E5th red and
white boils, which kept growing nntll they
were as Big As waarztz, causing great pain
and nlssrE, but kept from scratching a
well "a could. WIS SO run down that
] could hardly DO my work / used Cnli-
cu4 Soap, Ointment, ResolveDt. and Pills
for ab0ut slghF months, and / can truth
fuEiy say ana cured Hale Bor6wszl, lip
ton, Ia, Arr H. lggT
i ehesrfully endorse the aboFe teEti-
noalal Ii IL the truth. kncw Mr. Boad-
well and know tie condition he was n.
Nielsen T. Burnett, Upton, La
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
Record Loo Drive.

A dive Of 100000 feet Of logs has
arrived at the inlet Of Lake Irving.
where the Mississippi River lows IN
TO the lake. This drive Of logs was
brought from Lake Itasca in exactly
thirty days. which is a record break
ing feat in driving logs down the Mis-
siksippi River. All conditions wers
favorable. the water being high and
there being nothing 10 impede tbs
progress Of the drive.
The logs were cut in the Itasca
State Park and along the Mississippi
River this side Of the park, being
banked last winter on Lake ItascA
and the Mississippi River The entire
drive VIII be brought across Lake 1rT-
ing. sluiced through the Mississippi
between Lake Irving and Lake Be
midi and finally doomed on the south
east shore OF Lake Bemidji TO be CUT
IN q local sawmill -Bemldsi core
spondeace St Paul Pioneer Press.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
BIG PROFITS.
A Pill That Sold At 5000 Times It's
Cost,
progress.

A Pill That Sold At 5000 Times It's
Cost.
One of his Majeg+y's Judges expressed
surprise the other lay On hearing that
a certain proprietary pill was sold al =
profit Of more than 5000 percent On
prime cost Yet there are scores Of
other articles ordinarily dealt in By
trades people that show bigger Ts-
turn even than this.
Mineral waters, for instance, cost
to manufacture, On an average. about
the one-hundredth part Of 2 penny per
bottle. Yet your grocer vii charge
you II5d for q large" soda and .
publican ID the gross profit over
prime cost working OH Al 1880 and
1000 percent respectively
A quart Of lime water Is sold or
dinarily by chemists for Sd Yet .
single pennywor1h Of line win s14es
to make certainly lot fewer than 30
gallons.
Artificial teeth, which used 10 be
made Of ivory, always 4 mOgt sxDea-
siTe material, are low made Of POr-
eelain Al a cost Of about Sd apises, ex-
Guiding Of course, The ATTACHED pisces
Ct platinum Yet oe1tist VIII SIN
charge you ivory priee-ssy, % g1inszs
10 . guineas ss-
Svectzeses and folders s1ea as are
sold in The shops Of West End oegu
lists for from 70 Z gzi1sas 4 pair,
cost only z shilling O rEo 70 Izn1-
f2rturs. 50 far Is regards he lenses,
=hsch are. after al, TIE ESSENTIAL thing
TIE zOad O. silver DOz1-s arg exceed
Ing Eghr and their iaEEs1Eie Ealuss Gu
sauae1t1y trfLng
Ard Is Il Is with these t1iags. 50 il
L Ei-h many otherz : gl1sa TOP
bs- ooe-s s5Ozt 3 70 make Al Crdln-
arr TtoEa- euea as ts recalled al SAP,
2 n ? Euzzs2s. ca b. phi together
n Z rgtzl Enclzzivs Oz-lzT Of zbo1r 4
Tss-o-5s are eLpc-s6 for -1s wnol--
ssre DEALERS ard p-o51es-z 70 g5sad nOe
les thzz 1gGGe peEes1- p-o1-7 and ne
soutn Asrsezn ring +-sZzIly oranges
matters IN s-ch z VIZ t1zt eLpeetz-
-so-s are zor dzssDpoll-sd--T1--BiLS-
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
Malne,s Latest snsIss story.

An old hen with large family OF
small chickens. was recently given an
empty barrel turned down on its side,
for coop On the writer's premises.
One day recently the hen gave the
signal OF distress used by All good
grangers and the barrel was quickly
surrounded by the fighting members
of the household
A large snake was found in the bar
rel and quickly lynehed Several
punches we're noticed on the reptiles
body and he was ripped mp the back
with . pair of shears and seven chick
ems we're found gasping for breath
They are AL alive yet-Lewisto1
Journal
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
Coffee Drinking on the Increase.

Coffee bids fair to become the most
widely used beverage in the world.
It's importation into this country has
reached enormous proportions. New
Orleans Is a close second to New York
in number of bags received annually,
and these two ports almost monop-
olize the green coffee business of this
country. Roasters and packers of
these two cities have an advantage
over those of the interior, in as much
as they have no expensive railroad
freight to pay on the heavy green
coffee. There is great difference
in the coffee drunk in the North and
the South. In the North the coffee is
roasted a light brown and is made
into a weak decoction resembling tea.
In the South the coffee is roasted
rich, dark brown, which brews into
z rich, frothy liquid of pronounced
favor and greater strength. Dealers
al recognize the difference between
Northern Roast and Southern
Roast" The best and lowest priced
prepared coffee for Southern people,
therefore, comes from New Orleans
The most popular and satisfactory
brand Is called Luzianne Coffee. II is
z vel known fact that this coffee has
twice the strength Of ordinary brands
and Is, therefore, very economical
Every enterprising grocer in the
Soufb has II for sale
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
KEEP ToTR sKTN HEALTHY.

TETrKzIwE has done wonders for suffer
erE from eczema. letter, ground itch. cry
sipelas. infant sore head, chaps, ehafas and
other forms Of skin diseases In aggrzTaS-
I'D eases OF eegeEa i-s cures have been mar
ve3oRs and thousands Of pe0Pss sing its
praises. 59e- AZ druggists or by mail from
J. 4. EEUPTRxE. Dept A, Savannah, Ga
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
ase- WILL CURE TOUR coRws

If yo1 invest Il IN Bottle q AzBOrHfs EAsr
rxDzAx CORN RArx1- Is removes hard q set
eor-s, huz5o1s O. sore. Gallons spots On tts
fest, warts o. 5-dzrE-Sg-s q t1s skin. 10
pain, ID cutting, ID eating" o tAe sesh.
no after sore1asss quick, safe, Ezrs~ AZ
druggist q ~ NIL fssz TEE AE8gEr Co,
Savannah Ca
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
LYDIA 3, PlNkHAM

Nature and a woman's work COM
bined have produced the grandeSt
remedy for womanss ills that the
world has ever known.
In the good old.fashioned days of
our grandmotAers they relied upon
the roots and herbs of the field to
cure disease and mitigate suffering.
The Indians ON our Western
Plains to-day can produce roots and
herbs for every ailment, and cure
diseases that battle the most skilled
physicians who have spent years In
the study of drugs.
From the roots and herbs of the
field lydia e. Pinkham more than
thirty years ago gave to the women
of the world a remedy for their pc
culiar ills, more potent and efica-
cious than any combination ofdrugs.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is now recognized as the
standard remedy for woman's ills.
Mrs. Bertha Muff, of SIS NC. St.
Louisiana, Mo-, writes:
Complete restoration to health
means SO much to me that for the sake
OF other suffering women am willing
to make my troubles public.
For twelve years had been suffer
ing with the worst forms of female ills.
During that time had eleven different
physicians without help. No tongue
can tell what suffered, and at times /
could hardly walk. About two years
ago wrote Mrs. Pinkham for advice.
I followed it, and can truly say that
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and Mrs. Pinkham's advice re-
stored health and strength. 1t is
worth mountains of gold to suffering
women"
What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound did for Mrs. Muff.
twill do for other suffering women.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
PLEASANT ANTIaPATDNs.

Mother Tin very low FoseeD-
Tommy. FOur grandfather is TerE
sick Can't yOu say something nice
TO cheer him mp 8 bitgv
Tommy Gin an earnest vOics9-
@Grandfather. wouldn't ron Ike to
hare soldiers az your fanersls~
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
nr.rn - &c LOT.

srEveryxhere go speak tor TEEEEes % z
teesuse X eured ne Ct ri1gEcT0 Y -
worst forrn. NJ whole chest fro1 1sek %
Ezfgt was raw as beef: bat EETTK7NE e7rs'2
me. 1t slso cured 3 bad ease q ills. .
gsvs Nrs. n, r. Jones Of q Ts11ehAA SIS
Pfrtkhurz. Pa. TETTEETBEs ne great EE11
rs-edy. e sold By druggists y ss1I ~ ---s-l
fer So. Wife J. 7. sETRIE1Es Ielt- a.
Savannah. Ga
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

Aeu glass hastens vegetation, while
blue glass suppresses it. Sensitive
pis''s like the mimosa, grow fifteen
umes higher under red glass than IN
der blue.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

Because IN Indiana mar mas Hnss
800 Tor embracing The wrong wDnaa
the MilEEnkee Sentinel advises. -Be.
fore you hog q girl. take Z good look
At her" After that, In : good many
cases. gou may 1Ot want TO hing her.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
THE FRETgHT.

KnicEer-Whz1 Is the prospect for
the sum-er2
BockeS-That the railroads pri1ei-
pal business VIII be swinging ezndi
dates around the circle.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

Among the richer classes s12 IN 1000
live TO 50 ysars Of age. IN the middle
classes 175 DO 30. and 1ss oalY Of the
aSbOrl1g class survive ID reach 50
vearE
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

The indestrnctibility Of matter =
fbe one thing that saves the universe
from Ererk al the hands Of the snail
boF. declares Puck
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

Inc greatest heat is never found on
lne equator but some ten degrees TO
me north, while more severe cold has
oeen registered in northern Siberia
tnan has been found near the Pole.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
S@-=--s---s===---s-=
EAa4SQEN(EEDzz9

Professor Garner has discovered that
inc chimpanzee has a vocabulary OF
seven words.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

A system of treating low grade iron
ores IN an electric smelter with graph
lie as reducing medium, instead Of
coal, has been invented by a Mr.
Hiorth of Norway. The Iron and Steel
institute has awarded him a prize
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

Hicks CaPadiRe Cures Wonnen's
Mgnt1ly Pains, Backaehe, NerronEnesG
and Hsa1aehe- It's Ilquia- EEests aruzase-
1lssesF- Prescribed By pnyzig1szls WITH tsst
Fegz1Lz- de-. z5e-. and Sic. AZ 9rzx storez-
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

Inc figures on the capitalization Of
electric railway systems are given as
sc'l'S.-S4,0o0 or more than half of the
amount invested in steam roads in this
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

Free electricity travels al the same
rate As lght-1gs. 900 miles q second
Thr0uga wire. only 1900 miles a sec
nnd.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

The tramp who Is kicked out OF q
house can honestly claim sympathy
as the victim Of rear-end collision.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

The mental csli5re Of nan Dsy
os told By the Tegalia ne wears WEI
he has his picture taken
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

Even the naked truth appears IL
better light If clOthed in polite Ian
glsge.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28
What Lydia z. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound did for Mrs. Muff,
it will do for other suffering women.

No use turning the other cheek to
the man who strikes you. He doesn't
mind hitting twice in the same place.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1908-08-28

joints In q cupola can be pointed up
Wis nnely ground chrome ore This
material is largely used IN constructing
the hearths Of certain steel melting fur
naces and can be obtained from foun-
dry supply houses 1t VIII be necessary
10 use very small amount Of clay IN
the mixture to render it plastic In
lining an ordinary cupola the joints
should be made as light as practicable,
the bricks being Qapped in a thin clay
wash before they are placed in posi-
ton.
The New York Forest, Fish and
Game Association has published re-
port dealing with the work of its
fish hatcheries During the past year
more than 10O, 1000, 600 marine fry have
been placed in the sea, and in addition
great numbers of trout and other game
fishes have been Matched and placed
In suitable streams. The association
states that year by year it beoOmes
increasingly difficult TO obtain a prop
per supply OF water, so widely are b0In
streams and shore water polluted.
Mr.. Abel Chapman, in a recent work.
makes some novel suggestions in re-
gard to the adventures Of migat0ry
birds. He does not believe that small
birds accomplish long journeys, as gen
eraly supposed, by the simple power Of
wing fight. Birds can reach, ne says.
regions high in the air whose eOndi-
tons are beyond human knowledge,
and can sustain life in rarlfed at
mospheres where mammals would be
asphyxiated. They may Be able TO
rest there, ne suggests. without eK-
ertion, and may ind meteorological or
atmospheric forces which diminish the
labor of fight, and perhaps assist its
progress.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-10-15
GIRL WAS DELICIOUS
with Fearful EczemR-Pain, Heat,
and TinglinE Were Excruciating-

with Fearful EczemR-Pain, Heat,
and TinglinG Were ExcruciRting-
Cuticura Acted Like Magic.
can eruption broke out on my daugh-
ter's chest. l took her to a doctor,
and he pronounced it to be eczema Of a
very bad form. He treated her, but
the disease spread to her back, and
then the whole OF her head was affect
ed, and all her hair had to be cut off.
The pain she suffered vas e~xcruciat-
ing, and with that and the heat and
tingling her life was almost ~unbearable.
Occasionally she was delirious and she
did not have u proper hours sleep for
many nights. The second doctor we
tried afforded her just as little relief as
the first. Then l purchased Cuticura
Soap, Ointment and Pills, and before
the Ointment was three-quarters fin
ished every trace Of the disease was
gone. 1t really seemed like magic. Mrs.
T. w. Hyde, Brentwood, Essex, Eng
land. Mar. 8. 1907. ..t