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Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1908-08-07
RICHMOND, FREDERICKsBURa a
POTOMAC r. r.

Schedule In effect April Ie. 1909
LEAVE FREDERICKSBURG NoRrHw.pn
% a: m. daily except Sunday. Makes locs,
g &c a. q. daily. Stops at Alexandria.
III ~ a. m daily. Makes local sfons
~ % u. m. daily. Stops at Aiexaniris
30 ~. uaiIy except sunday. Stops AT AL
So ?; IN: daily except Sunday. Makes local
2 IL m Sundays on y. Makes local atom.
20 ~ p N cdlly, stops at Alexandria
AZ w p. IN. daily. Stops at Alexandra
LEAVE FREDERICKSBURG sourHw.pn
DO q. m. daily. Atlantic Coast Linz trs,,
stops at Dos well and Ashlsnd az.
Milford sundays only. ~ AZ
VI =; IN daily except Sunday. Makes local
8 % a. m. Sundays only. Makes looa, s,on.
~ 20 q; M. daily ). A. l.. train. Sfons az
asliiord and Ashland. and al DosWeI. on
IL 40 ? N; daily except Sunday. Makes lOes,
20 p. IN. daily. Atlantic Coast Linz ,ra,n
Stops at Ashland. and at Dosv ell ~
/, 40 let on passenger for G. & o. Ry
Q 40 p. m. daily. Make local stops
] b4 p. II. daily. s. A. T. Train S,or. -.
boswell and Ashland. Po ~
A.ccommo1at'on train from Washington
arrives IL " a. m. daily except Sunday
NOTE:-T1me OF arrivals and deDs rfn ras ana
connections not guaranteed.
Y. q. cox, Agent.
y; w. CuLP, Genl. Supt
w. r.TAYLoR, Traf. Mgr
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1908-08-07
Baltimore, Chesapeake & Atlantic
Ek&He RAILWAY co.

SStcnednle In effect Sunday June l4th ,aos
ne ,iner ieaves Pier Light Street xTbsrf
,et..ihmore, every Sunday and Wednas-;a,n'
msdtnSr permitting. for treeport and intayy,
oa,.S in1snulngs, as follows:
10 To1s NC paitim0re p. H., Mia 9.O a mn
,o psonS ga, Ilpers 3 Blackwells a,2o irIas.
tnm =, Ilmbs 4:lO, Reedville 4:3O Hsrdingse :
urun.neys, ola, Grace Point 7:IO. Byrdton 80
a. hnIarnock $3.50, Ocla s:45 JacksoDis T 80,
~; ~. Sriekett Hin ll:30. Calls II.S5 49,
fltchetts 1890 ~ 'A','' arrive
rNc huarks l3O. y. IN Warebonsa 1.,r
nJanSuS - Green Point 2:l5 Stamners saS'
Ai Ro Arriving at Freeport 4:al "'
.aeturnlnE steamer leaves Freenort for nal
Sniore ana intermediate landings everv sr,,s
f"I,o anu FRIDAY, weather permitting. ss
Leave Freeport7 "a. m, Blands 7Io s,o
boiisS. 10y. Green Point 745. Conrads We
rSiI o'i ~ huarksS 10 FItchetts 10 Calls ,e.sl
met NH lO:i0. JaeksonS Creek Ian 0crSDs'
u 49, -. III, hiimarnock lao, Grace Ioint I.ss,'
t c5Sfu nsn x Hardings 3 Harveys 3.l6 Eisators
80 Tinos .. Reedville 5:3O Mia q RiscEXSsIs
oavi ipers Z, SIMPSONS 1915. Arrive Raltimors
early next morning. s"i'inore
lis Time table shows the times Mt wb,oh
10. may De expected 10 arrive a. nd d
ps,a, iIom the several wharves bur their ar
~, mal OF departure at the times stated Is not
saan aitSed nor does the Com pany mold A. ELI
sri'nl Tor any delay or any conseouencs
,eisht received at Baltimore for ahov
Po'"'s 10. on SAILING days until 4:3U ID m.
~ iLiARD THOMSON. Gen. Manager
n. BROWN. Agent, Pier &
MURDOCH. Gen. Passenger Agent.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1908-08-07

soith dOctorfng the effects, while the orig
snail disease undermines the system.
what To Do.
There is comfort In the knowledge so
often expressed, that DIR. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulfills every wish III curing rheumatism,
pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder
and every part of the urinary passage.
1t corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain in passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and oyercomes that unpleasant ne
cessity of being compelled to go often
during the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and
the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root
is soon realized. 1t stands the highest
for its wonderful cures of the most dis
tressing cases. If you need a medicine
You should have the best. Sold by drug
gists in fifty-cent and one-dollar sizes.
You may have sample bottle and a
book that tells all Ef
about it, bothsentfr 1:s
by mail. Address DIR. isss. .s,,;:;s;s3
Kilmer & Co., Bing- sas1sAz.s$I2z3e@
hamton, N. Y. When Home OF swamp-Root
writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake, but remember the
name, DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and
the address, Binghamton, N. Y.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1908-08-07
Maryland, Delaware & Virginia
RAILWAY COMPANY.
Baltimore, Fred
E~N$S ericksburg, Nor
s:.<z& folk and Kappa.

Baltimore, Fred
E&sN4kZM ericksburg, Nor.
:'sszSE folk and Kappa.
hammock River Routes.
Schedule In effect March end. 1908.
BALTI NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. -FRHD,Be
Steamers will leave Baltimore. Nd. pier
Sunday Y noon, Tuesday and THURSDAY a.a6 z &
White Stone es1Ii rHS1y MSrfH End, MIL Creet.
Merry Point ottomana MUrs sms R Miblsn6sek,
bay s Port: shsrps, Bvwiers. wares, weifo9ds..
B'aDdfeld, Carriers Layton's sIeedst n1le'
SpS sn1s W in9nt, Greenlaws. Port Royal.
e,itr., 0TF2% dsy,,o hay mount. Hop Yard, Rat,
sStcsmer |. syiDg on Sunday does not sion.
n, ~ monoays steamer wi'i leave Les dstowu
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Lesys BALTIMORE Pier g Light Street weather
For "NortS En e%ahesr"y a"d FRIDAY 40 p. M,
IrvinetCn, weems, Milienbr,k si,,, SSSo Lone.
w SnrIons, Urbsnna. MOI askon .whesif,,n.
sSissm"r lraTinH P naI,,Is sppsn 1,.
vi" 0Iii stop at bindings msrL ed.
TAPPAHANNOCK-N NORFOLK.
.ess iappahannock, weather permitting.
SS1 nyiy 2: m, stopping at WeIfords, Wares
view, Mopssso on. Urbanua, Birtops, B,rhsns'
%ilien oeSk; Merry Point, Ottoman, Morsns'
North End rs oe,la white Stone, MIL Greek,
neturnlng, steamer will leave Norfolk Mon
Icy. y. IN weather permitting for Tsnns
Sept merry Point Ottoman, Morans and Es ,
Port. stopping at bowlerR Wares snd "a "a "a
'oros on return trip to Baltimore on Tuesdsys
srreiRnt VIII not be AreC eived I'm Norf3IL
atter ,. M. on sailing Days
FKED'BG-TAPPAHANNoCK BALT,M,,sp
an, Leave ave fredericksburg, Sunday, Tuesdav
hitting. for Radcliffe, Hop Yard RsxTope,
Iort conway, Port Royal, Greenlaws WI,
r rU1., saunders, Leedstown a. IN, Lsytons
Sarters; Bianheld, MAYORS $50 a m Tanna'
bannock 1870 a. M, weIforIs w. Aappa-
0nsrps s:5O m, Bav Port Wheaton Watns'
view, ,monaskor, Urbanna 12:30 n m i.',
tomnn. Mopsns Merry Point 200 p. m, OF
Westland 'OE'n hfo D. N.
ss Hr,iye Baltimore TUESDAY. Thursday and
TAPPAHANNOCK- BAI.TIMoEE
steamers will leave Tappahannock -.ao
stopplng Welfords, Mares Howi..ri "SsLeoaY,
s nna{ rort, WheeltOn, Wateryiew Nocasditps,
Ioroanna, Burton, Burhans MiIIanfsAon'
No, ~ En; "eems, White Stone, Mil 1:peeS'
arrive In Baltimsre Wednasda, ,,,
sion ~ IT, ~ haltlmore on Thursday viii -
Freight received In ia ltimnra ,,r.,,
on sailing days. uhtil p IN.
ho, ms , me.table shows the time. 81, which
, D0s.s s may oe expected to arrive M AMI da
part t1oIn the several wbarves 80 aui oe-
rival or departure at the times st.t .ueIr ar
Ses,one .nSu' nor does the company hoid i,saIs
1orany delay or any conseor'.,sni
MiLLAkD THOMSON. General M.na
l. MohDoCH, Genr Frt. and Pass a -
W II sCOr,r baltimore, Nd
l. agent fredericksburg
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1908-08-07

OF kidney disease.
While kidney dis
orders are the
most common
diseases that pre-
vail, they are
almost the last
recognized by
patient and ply
sicians, scho con-
tent fbsala ssloss
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1908-08-07
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect Il.

FreNaiency OF Kidney Disease.
Most people do not realize the alarm
ing increase and remarkable prevalency
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1908-08-07
CHESAPEAKE STEAMSHIP ca
"CHESAPEAKE LINE"

III ESAfEAkE STEAMSHIP co.
"CHESAPEAKE LINE"
ELE0 ANT PAssENG ER STEAMERS "CoL-
UMBIA" AND AUGUSTA"
For odd Point Comfort and Norfolk. Va
steamers leave Baltimore daily tarceot
sunday at $3.50 p. M. and arrive Old Point
Sohiort az a. m. and Norfolk at 7(lll "A m
wnere connection Is made with the Rail Iines
for all points South. i-'nes
YORK RIVER LINE.n
ELEGANT PASSENGER STEAMER an
LANTA" For WEST POINT and
RICHMOND. VA. ~
steamers leave baltimore Tuesday. Thurs
1ay ana saturday at p. M. and arrive West
roist at 1:t5 m and Richmond a, y. a !, m
Steamers call at Gloucester Point Ciem
aht's. lay Bank and Almonds.
srEAMSRs LEAVE BALTIMORE FROM
PIERS Is ANDi9 LIGHT ST. WHARF.
Through tickets to ali points NAV be "a
cured baggage checked and staferooms 70
served from the Citv Ticket Offices ITO y paI
ttmore st.. ARTHUR w ROBSON agent is7
e baltimore SC, or the General Offces TJvht
and Lee St. baltimore. Md. e"S
REUBEN FOSTER. RI Cursu
IN aeneral Manager. Gen Passenger A giant
Il. H. MCDANIEL. Asst GenI Pass Aeent
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1908-08-07
HUMOR AND
ROMANCE.
By w. F. BRYAN.

copyrighted. 1905. by Associated
. Literary Press.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1908-08-07
BRADLEYS
BUILDING.
BY ANDREW PHAIL.

Copyrighted. 1905. by Associated
Literary Press.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
HEIR TO MILLIONS IS
DISTURBED BY LUCK
FEARFUL THAT MONEY MAY
CAUSE FAMILY JAR
Is Satisfied with His Present Modest
Surroundings and His Eight Chi
dren-Estate Was Left by
London Relative
[Rv Associated press.1

CHICAGO, Oct 13.-Heir to a for
tune of more than $1,000, 600, but un-
certain whether he really can afford
to accept the heritage on account of
the present happiness of his family,
is the strange position of Emil Ascher,
who lives contentedly with his wife
and eight children in Prairie avenue
fiat.
In 1883 Joseph Ascher, an uncle, died
in London leaving neither will nor
clue to his relatives.
Six months ago Mrs. Ascher received
a letter from a friend of hers who lives
in Germany, near the place where she
was born, saying that family named
Ascher had fallen heir to a large for
tune. After several communications
Mrs. Ascher received a letter yester-
day from her cousin, in which it was
stated her husband was certain to
share to the extent of at least $1,000, 000
in the Joseph Ascher estate.
Falling heir to million dollars, how
ever, did not seem to produce the thrill
in Mrs. Ascher or her family that
might be expected in these CONNER
cial times.
She found cause for displeasure in
stead of joy, and feared that so much
money in her family might disrupt the
prevailing genuine happiness in her
little freside.
MIR. Ascher is so years old and is
contented that he has raised a family
of eight children. In addition, he has
a business which affords a comfortable
incOme
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
S. p. SEEKING TO
COERCE WILMINGTON
Continued from rage onss

shipments from foreign ports to the
Pacific coast terminals of Seattle, Ia
coma, Portland, San Francisco, Los
Angeles and San Diego, and in that
tariff they established a differential
rate of 81 per ton against Los Angeles,
treating this city as an inland point.
AS soon as harbor commission is
appointed for San Pedro the transcon-
tinental tariff will fix a discriminating
rate for rail transportation against Los
Angeles because all hope will be fore
closed to making Los Angeles a port.
''The hostility of San Francisco to-
wards Los Angeles is well known. The
business men of San Francisco become
wild with rage when the idea of a. har-
Dor for Los Angeles is even suggested.
and claim that San Francisco is the
natural and only port for California.
The influence of San Francisco will be
maintained to close up the San Pedro
port by means of this so-called harbor
commission, which will be dominated
by interests hostile to public welfare.
THE people of Los Angeles county
and of all the cities within the county
must wake up and take steps to pre-
vent the consummation of this wrong
against half million people, or it will
soon be too late. Let every man who
learns of this plot inquire Of the can
didates for the legislature in his dis
trict how they stand upon this ques-
ton and make this sacrifice of the
public interest impossible of consum-
nation"
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
ACTOR ROBBED AND
TEETH KNOCKED OUT
OAKLAND MAN Is FOUND ON
STREET UNCONSCIOUS
Northern City, Has No RecoIlec-
tion of What Happened
to Him

OAKLAND. Oct. 13.-Kendall Fell
lows, an actor and we'll known man
about town, was found early this
morning in an unconscious condition
in the streets of West Oakland.
He was badly battered and several
of his teeth knocked out.
The story of the police is he was
assaulted and robbed by thugs.
Fellows can give no explanation of
the matter and does not remember
being robbed.
According to his statement he had
a considerable sum of money last night
when he left his room in the Gibson
house. He remembers only starting
for a restaurant, and of receiving a
severe blow on the back of his head.
He was fully two miles from where
he started for the restaurant.
He was taken to he county hospital
and the police are working on a clue
which they think will lead to the
arrest of the thugs.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
UNION PACIFIC DIRECTORS
ALL WILL BE REELECTED
Stockholders Will Authorize Increase
in First Lien and Refunding
Mortgage Bonds to
$20o,o0o,ooo

SALT LAKE CITY. Oct. 13.-The an
nual stockholders meeting of the Union
Pacific railroad was held in this city
today. Joseph HELEN, assistant secre-
tary, of New York; N. II. Loomis, gen.
eral solicitor of the system at Omaha,
and Farley Williams, general attorney
for the Union Pacific at Salt Lake, were
present and, it was stated, held proxies
for about rs per cent of the stock. AL
though nothing was given out prior to
the meeting it was understood that all
of the present directors will be re-
elected.
The stockholders, according to the
program, will also authorize the in
crease of the first lien and refunding
mortgages, per cent bonds, to $780,
100000, the purchase of the South
Omaha & Western railroad and author
ize the transfer to the Equitable Trust
company of New York of an indenture
subjecting the system to the provisions
of the first lien and refunding mort
cages running to the Equitable as
trustee.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
PACIFIC COAST BUSINESS
MEN WELCOMED IN TOXIC

TOXIC, Oct. 13.-The delegation of
American business men, representing
the Pacific coast, arrived here this
morning and were welcomed at the
railway station by a great crowd, in
Guiding officials and representatives of
all the chambers of commerce in Japan.
During the day the delegation visited
all places of interest in carriages, and
tonight were given a dinner at the
famous Maple club by the combined
Japanese chambers of commerce.
Tomorrow the party will be guests at
a luncheon given in their honor by
Baron Komura, minister of foreign af-
fairs. Friday next they will make an
excursion to Nikko.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
STATE SUPREME COURT
UPHOLDS PRIMARY LAW

OLYMPIA, Wash, Oct. 13.-By
unanimous opinion today of the state
supreme court the primary law passed
by the 1907 session of the legislature
is upheld in every particular.
The court ruled that the indefinite
provision requiring candidates to file
a statement of expenses mot less than
two days after primaries" should be
construed as meaning within rea-
sonable time"
1t is also held that because can
didate is compelled to declare his party
affiliation before voting at a primary
election, such a requirement cannot be
construed as imposing an additional
qualification upon voters.
The court holds that the contention
that the primary law tends to destroy
political parties is a question for the
people of the state to settle for them
selves and one in when the courts are
not interested.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
ARMY OFFICER
IIAlNEn AnnECT
UIVULR AHHLCI
COL. TUCKER ACCUSED OF
DESERVING WIFE
LATTER Is DAUGHTER OF LATE
GEN. JOHN A. LOGAN
Warrant Is Served on Train While
Defendant, Ill, Is En- Route to
ST. Louis-Taken to
Chicago
ERx Associated Press.1

DECATUR, ILL.,, Oct. 1S.-Colonel
William f. Tucker of the United States
army was arrested here on Wabash
train at 3:05 o'clock this morning,
charged with deserving his wife, a
daughter of the late General John A.
Logan. Tucker, who was sick and
could not be taken off the train,
agreed to return without requisition
papers. He went to st. Louis and was
taken back to Chicago later.
The arrest was made by Sergeant
Walter O'Brien of the Chicago police
department. Colonel Tucker was ac-
companied by a. woman, for whom he
is aheged to have deserted his wife.
by a woman nurse, who was taking
care of him, and by two male servants.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
His Wife "Glad of Il"

WASHINGTON, Oct. 19.-Mrs. John
A. Logan today stated that neither
she nor Mrs. Tucker knew anything
concerning the arrest of Colonel Tuck
err but that she was 'glad of It," She
declared that she and her daughter
had borne the Outrageous treatment
of Colonel Tucker up TO this time in
silence" except that they had appealed
to the war department to have him
court martialed.
II want to have the world know
about this disgraceful conduct" Mrs.
Logan said, ''in order that other poor
women who have been saddened by
the conduct of their husbands in the
Philippine islands may have some pro-
lection. In civil life such things could
not go on, but in the army it is diff
ferent."
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
French Parliament Opens

PARIS, Oct. 13.--The autumn ses-
sion of parliament opened today. In
terpellations regarding the Moroccan
situation and the gun explosion aboard
the cruiser La Touche Treville, in
which thiEteen men We're killed, are
pending.
The government program is to de-
vote the spare time of the chamber to
discussion of the proposed income tax.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
PACIFIC FLEET ARRIVES
AT HONOLULU ON RETURN

HONOLULU, Oct 13.-The Pacific
fleet, commanded by Rear Admiral
Swinburne arrived at this port today
on its return from Samoa.
The cruisers which sailed from Pago
Pago on October g. entered the harber
at 1880 this morning and Immediately
began coaling preparatory to their re-
turn to the California coast.
The fleet was delayed at Pago Pago
by the tardiness of the chartered col
liers Strathhire and Strathlaven, the
former arriving September 20 and the
latter a few days later.
The cruiser Colorado, which left San
Francisco on October 6, arrived here
today and rejoined the fleet.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
SAN DIEGO WOMAN LEAVES
SPOUSE rs CENTS A MONTH

CHICAGO, Oct. 13.-One dollar pay
able in monthly installments of %
cents is the peculiar bequest given
Andrew Heckler by his late wife,
Catherine e. Heckler of Portland, Ore,
whose viii was filed in the probate
court here today.
The viii was filed by Attorney B.
S. Hague of Portland, Ore, who is
bequeathed a cut-glass water bottle.
friend is given the balance of the
estate.
In the will Heckler is referred to as
"the individual who married me in
1895 in San Diego, Cal. and who got
from me thousands of dollars, and
when he could not get more deserted
me-"
The estate consisted mainly of per-
sonal property.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
ONE KILLED, TWO INJURED
BY TRAIN STRIKING ROCK

REDDING, Cal, Oct. IA con-
struction train on the Sacramento Val
ley & Eastern railroad struck a rock
on the track backing into Copper City
last evening.
The car which contained laborers
jumped the track and ran into tele-
graph pole. which it broke. The pole
fell on the workmen. killing William
Perris instantly, and injuring Carl
Thotmos and Fred Chenoweth, a
brakeman.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
WOMAN WHO ACCUSED BLUE
JACKETS HELD AS WITNESS

SEATTLE, Oct. 13-United States
Marshal Hopkins has received instruc-
tions by cable from Valdez, Alaska, to
subpoena Miss Mabel Benedict of the
Jessie Lee home at Unalaska and hold
her as a witness before the grand jury
at Valdez in the charges she recently
preferred against the sailors and men
in the revenue cutter service.
Miss Benedict sailed for San Fran
cisco with five native girls ten days
ago and is supposed to be in that city
now and in communication with the
Methodist Womans Home Missionary
society. She charged that native wo-
men and girls were the subject Of gross
abuse by white men.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
College President Dies

NORWICH, Conn, Oct. 13.-Dr. Dan
iel Coit-Gilman of Detroit, formerly
president of Johns Hopkins university
died here suddenly this afternoon. aged
n. He had gone to his room to pre-
pare for drive after dinner, where
he was found helpless on the floor by
his wife. He arrived here Yesterday
for visit with his sisters. DR.. GIL
man was born here and burial will
take place here.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
Manila Cholera Patients Few

MANILA, Oct. 1.-THE number of
new cases of cholera has declined to
about five cases daily and these are
chiefly confined to one or two of the
congested native districts. The health
authorities are vigorously fighting the
disease and besides guarding and dis
injecting the houses where it. occurs
are disinfecting the entire city. The
disease is gradually disappearing in
the provinces, but few new cases be-
ing daily reported from Rizal, Lagunai
CaVite and PalaWan.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
Is Chief Pavmaster

CHICAGO, Oct. 13.-Colonel Tucker
is chief paymaster of the department of
the lakes and has been granted a leave
of absence from his duties. The do
mestic troubles of the fuckers have
been commented on for several years
and last year were given prominence
through a request to the war depart
ment from Mrs. John A. Logan that
court martial be ordered for Colonel
Tucker An investigation of the al
legations against Colonel Tucker re-
suited in his being eXonerated. When
he relinquished his post two months
ago ill health was given as the reason
for his leaving.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14
Resort Has Bio Fire

KANSAS CITY, oct. 1S.-Half the
business portion of Bonner Springs, a
Watering resort twenty miles west OF
Kansas City, was destroyed by fire
carly today, causing a loss estimated at
100000 Fire apparatus was sent from
Kansas City to assist in extinguishing
the flames.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-10-14

TT was the Same Senator Depew who
induced you to grant the Prairie Oil
and Gas company franchise over the
protest of Secretary Hitchcock, less
than one year before that time, and
in this one transaction you gave the
STANDARD Oil company donation from
the property of the Usage Indians of
more than enough to pay the famous
$29, ,000. 600 fine.
Il shall insist upon the cancellation
of this case in the interest of these
citizens of our state or that congress
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-02

II he could buy q lowspriced moiasses,
and could make an amalgam 'iof mo
lasses. and sawdust and advertise 1t %
the only nutritious food. good alike
for brain, Drawn, cuticIe, and hair.
he could make fortune in q month
or two,
50 he called in an advertising man.
and put him on princely salary at
once, and said:
go ahead. Advertise 6ord .Ust In
any way you like. as long AZ you get
the peoples attention"
Now. the advertising man was {
genius and he said to himself: III
advertise this thing = little in every
paper people viii only think little
Of Il, but r. ] bend alitm energies
On one paper. ana that . very impor
liant one. and advertise Il (, there
uniquely for = month or 90. tho very
oddly cot the thing. VIII attract ettsn'
uon." y
So ~ vent 70 the once Of the Daily
Howler and said: "