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Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
Brain Cuttets.

Cut in dice one set of brains. Mix
them with a cupful of boiled
rice. Put a tablespoonful of but
ter and the same of -four In a
saucepan; stir until a golden brown.
add enough milk to thicken as for
drawn butter. then the brains and
rice and one well-beaten egg. Season
with saltspoon of salt and a pinch
Of pepper, and after heating thorough
ly pour into platter to cool When
cold form into outlets. dip in crumbs.
then egg. then crumbs. and fry in
smoking hot fat. Drain and serve
hot
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
y ~ essssAso ssls onsry.

A cabieersEl all the xay oUUD l4oss-
iou SAYS A weii koOWn 0an - tbe-
str,cal affairs w America " eso1iaG .
stery on himss.if he Ascs - OtBA
nis saIss revealed. - his Vt6< vSsaA
not like n This msa W . O.or0sa a
Ho mean ability. and prssses hA0ssa
Ca aeSising ne~ dishes. This - eAe
story as he told 1t
AT d,aaer tn. other niGht = H.
nano =. they asked me f< a.Os1A1Dx
REV in the WAY 81 fancy teeA- wAsa
I got home. told my wife UhaA ! o.
der.d. First | said had a ostvo
pa, in woodcock. then the veOAcack
pat VA a pigeon. the piHsoa p9f n .
partridg. asd the partridge yut u .
pheasant thea tied up viii. bacsa aad
coohed
Well said my wife. Why don Z
tou so on and finish
That is all there was no more
On Yes there Was. she aasWoged.
Then you put that into a Jsckass. then
Iu' the Jackass into a cab aad tss1
the driver TO bring y0u here. Ao0e''
The safest wsy to ask a lady's ass
Is 10 ash some other lady.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
eolyoN,Al COMMENT.

A letter just received at Democratic
headquarters at the Albany hotel in
Denver, from the national committee
az Chicago, reports that organization
has been perfected all over the cOun-
Try and is working like clOckwOrk:
hat the outlook for the election of
Bryan is more than encouraging and
the Democrats all have confidence Of
success. A Chicago Associated Press
rgporter has named the Republican
national headquarters The Morgue."
because II is SO quiet and dull, with
nothing doing al all, and gloom has set
lied down upon it,
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

TeA reuseasss tor tbese siHwsn<xess
tsasds ssd vTos&s sAas are Wr,Axsns
ts~ very fsnaHcial ,ise ssosd froG every
American cisixes asa tass pssssag ~
oa d srssss y sfh IA sSssan scrls. are
f,rss. sess ssGs the pssiitscai sEGAR-
szat'aa y hose psriy pssascsss have made
-scA crpussaal groags p<ssasbSs
SECOND. iacuieste into tAe rlxsnS gen
ersttaS hess greed fos noad aAd k.s-
ss.lfsshns-ss sHa Rsore b<sse and hassAs
isy. and usore u the carainAl aectrSnes
and beautiful char acserisftcs f Jesps
sA N2sAreth. 10 the end thai h sinae out
s,sce esssesI men u aslaiFs ell b. salts
feed UitA resscsabse canAvetency
aud wAea this " scsxsRp1ished give 10
sheir c<ssasry the t,ssnefa ~ their exper.
ieoce their in;e1ligeace nad their col.
scieace. insssuad of coafipa.pS the -.
cum DvlstiGa u sSld st the exv.ease II
iite. h<a0g and manhssd clear - to the
last Gase ~ breath that shall waft iae
shrivsled soUl ont into an eternity oil
too short. perhaps for an sccossntins
let Colorado. ~ least. rebuke these
crimes and wrongs oa the third d2y "a
next month. and 60 on record for the
.,esssesty. manhood and principles being
coRtenaed for ny sHsr leader. MiiliaR
J..RRiss&s Bryan. the plain Eebrasks
farmer ana yet the great CommoUer
who has endeared himself to the hearts
of the American plain people.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
n Vesaln( Nh Is Aslriak Qusseksas

The l.sr sxs.a.sssa.s ,us
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COLORADO sCPfOAT TINE STATE kEpt BICAN TtkEIg
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thusiast and
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

II Bill etapleton and other spotless
male virgins who are editing the Den
yer Republican. would tell the truth
they would have TO confess that their
own s'Omachs have turned against the
Guggenheim brand OF political prosti-
tuition. which they are trying TO force
down the 'hroats OF the honest folk
of Colorado.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

New York has another political
spasm and 10 fighting Hughes Politi-
cal purity in the g. o. p of that state
is like the virtue Of its 400-there
haint nome
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

The empl lDyment department Of the
Denver Y. NJ. c. A. is prepared to fur
nish dependable workmen of almost
any trade or line Of business They
carefully investigate every applicant
and recommend no one that In not ~
liable Several hundred yOwRg men
have been placed In good positions by
them during the last few moaths.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

Copper down TO IL and silver drop
ping. Pass he clearing house certifi-
Gates and g. o. p prosperity. Every
thing effected except food and coal
and they continue TO 20 up.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

Governor Haskell of Oklahoma had
Hearst arrested for criminal libel last
week Friday. and the miserable COW
ard hid ont and tried to make his wife
lie by telling the officers that he was
not there. They grabbed him, Just the
same
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
c.e.nins Wicker and Aaattins.

To cleanse wicker furniture use .
stiff brush dipped in salt water Mat
tings may be wiped with warm water
and salt Should grease be spilled on
mating or wicker wOt the spot With
Sy~-<,hcl Rr~<
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

The Republican party in Colorado
has reformed just this much and no
more: This campaign II 10 not using
he Navarro. the heading assignation
house Of Denver, as state headQuar-
ters. This one instance, however, 10
the oaly one known Of.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
elsseorsaa . sasnsnnao.

Tks basGsss sdso's always S.sss0 ~
To- his ~ife.
>c~ yoa ~ trying TO fiSftes -
vas the cutting re~psose.-Ex-
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

Our last General Assembly did noble
and strenuous work upon the appro-
priation bills. Also drew its salary
and it's breath.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

Little Clarence Hamlin wants to be
United States senator and rattle
around in Henry N. Tellers chair like
a pea in 4 pod. The devil once wanted
to be an angel but he got fired out.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

Free trade on foreign labor and tar
iff upon its product in this country is
great Republican scheme which the
American workman ought to sit down
upon At TIE rolls next month.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
= o1ic11s q 0ime
Afainae eo1 - uomoniU
lspuablieoa

TsvsrA ccNaEactAlsso osIIOAAAaGS O
UoaAaO oAavGaGe $3.50
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
pepeer Relish.

One peck green tomatoes. eight on
ions. IL peppers. one small cabbage,
Chop fine. Mix with salt and let
stand over night. then drain and add
cold vinegar to cover VIII keep bet
ter il q little horseradish is put in.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

One alienist says Harry Thaw is suf
fering with exaggerated ego" That's
what's the matter with Guggenheim.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
- 0sausaA

Pat hear yer Soszs - s~ck, 0m1noL
hs~e-see " s6os-
fst-lIs n dangerous she -,
Ai&e-lasn . bat SAcs - ONok
- ss dangerous saas sscse.-1DDx-
lsp i.ss.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

Most Colorado Republican reform
ers think reform means holding office
for life.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

The great Bryan meeting in Denver
last Friday night was the biggest po-
litical demonstration ever witnessed
in that city. Standing room was at a
premium. not only at the Auditorium.
but on all the main streets Of the town
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

With ossified old scamps like Rocke
feller. Morgan and Hartman gobbline
up all the wealth, it is no wonder the
good die young.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
s0loeaoos Re0etlia6s

Everybody works but the wealthy
they work everybody else.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

Dave DAY wants 10 know what our
State Railroad commission is drawing
q salary for Al. sawt up. what's II
TO you You are oaly = common scrub
like the rest Of US. bulkley Wells "
busy playing polo and bachtel is cam
psigAine agaiaA Bryan'
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

Ouf streA7o1s Presideat has beeu
telling ~ for seven years hoW he pro
posed to bust the trusts Nunber Il
trusts busted to date. 6eo, ~, -.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

Farmer Dryan IL not spectacular and
cannot bust bruachos. but he possesses
those steriing qualities Of manhood.
patriotism aDA craftsmanship that
make The t6enl nan.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

WiIltp Hearst has fused his league
with the New York Republicans. An
other case II adultery overlooked by
the age Of consent Law.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

There h - mech difference b
tve1~ . svosoHe awA . thSeF
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

stockmen and cattle interests of Colo
rado. The grazing tax, leasing sys-
tenn and Withdrawal q public land
from entry has killed him with them.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

Thefe are various kinds = Mars
ordinary liars. d- Karx. - nseAe-
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

A scientist doctor now says people
can live o. air and water Just as well
as not Glad TO hear il, for II the trusts
don't let up before long. that is just
what we will have to DO.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

West q great Joke. full Of lambs
and suckers. Nov everybody is
giving Wall street The horse laugh AMI
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23

The safest wsy to ASK lady's ass
is 10 ash some other lady
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-23
cANcEl-ckNCEl

WADsetS.eu - IL prescription di- i-cov-rtd and
compounded by physician of forty prse-
tee 1i~ r' npany 'nsnt-..- "a remove amy
t~rnoi cancer r'st md fibre absolutely without
or Knife Money due when .nn--r ls out Wr,le
10 Os. 0eNi ~ Co.. 1sg Ia Chsmpa st Ts1ver,
Golor.da.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
THE CITY COURT Adolph Musante Got a Fine and Warning This Morning.

In the city court to-day before Judge Peasley, Patrick Welsh and James McGrath of the east end were given thirty days in jail for "pan- handling" They were working for bracers in the vicinity of Spring and Scovill street yesterday when brought in.
 Arthur Rowe charged with non- support was ordered to spend thirty days in jail at the end of which time the courts said he might be in the mood to support his wife
 Adolph Musante, youth who was recently in court for hitting a ped dler on the head with g muskmelon was on hand again this morning. He and couple of other boys tried to break into a tool house in the rail- road yard and Musante was caught by Peter Hamlin the yard watchman. He was fined s10 and costs with the warning that if he were again brought in, he would be sent to the reform school.
 Albert Wing for non-support was given thirty days and Paul Jackson for drunkenness month at Brook side home.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
MEETINGS TOMORROW.

Boys club. Algonquin club.
 South End Social club.
 Branch 16S, N. A. L. c.
 Sheridan council, No "A, K. of C. Melchizedick, No 200, l. O. B. B. R. J. Costello lodge, B. of R. R. T.. No 423. s5 t ,.s
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
DEATHS AND FUNERALS.
We'll Known People Who Have Been
 Called Away.

The funeral of John Schwartz will be held from the family residence on Newell place at 2 o'clock tomorrow afternoon.
 Margaret, the 2-year-old daugh' ter of Mir and Mrs James A. Bren' nan of S76 Baldwin street died last evening. The funeral was held this afternoon at 3 o'clock. Interment was in Calvary cemetery.
 Catherine. the l-year-and-6 months-old daughter of MT and Mrs Peter Kelly of "A East Main street died last evening after lingering illness. The funeral will be held Sunday afternoon at ? o'clock. In terment will be in Calvary ceme !tery.
 John Jones, aged 36 years, died last evening a tthe Waterbury hos pital after weeks Illness. His re mains were removed to the home oi his mother-in-law, Mrs Tyrrell of 1s Bergen street. He leaves a widow and three children; also one brother, James, of this city. The funeral will be held Monday morn ing with services at the Immaculate Conception church. Interment will be in St Joseph's cemetery.
 The funeral of Mrs Edward P Wallace took place yesterday after. noon at her late home on Thomaston avenue. The services were conducC ed by the Rev l. Atwood Stansfield pastor of St Paul's Episcopal church assisted by the Rev w. H. Phipps of the Congregational church in Pros pect,' Mrs Wallace's girlhood home. The pallbearers were Frederick Net tleton, Wesley Collins, Louis Payne and George Brooks, and the burial was in Pine Grove cemetery.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05

{ Tn what does lawyer resemble woodcock? In the length of his bill.
 Whats the difference in buying tea and coffee from us and getting It at some other store? If you buy from us you're SURE to get the nice kind.
 On which side of pitcher is the handle? Outside.
 Which is most beneficial, a pitcher of buttermilk or pitcher of beer! Beer will make you miserable ana take your money. Buttermilk wili make you healthy, happy and cheer ful. Which for yours? WE sell buttermilk.
 When boy falls into the water what's the first thing he does? He gets wet.
 When is it good thing to lose your temper? When it's bad one.
 Why is 1t we sell the best tea, cof- fee, butter and cocoa in the city? Because we know when to buy, how to buy, where to buy and we know the quality to buy.
 Why does chicken cross over the street in the mud? To get on the other side.
 What word of five letters of which when you take away two only one remains? Stone.
 Why does the new depot look like bum job? Because of the bum cheap brick it's built of. It should be moved to Union City or Wolcott.
 When will you want wash bowl or pitcher with a pound of our war ranted good baking powder, 45c per pound? We have them to-day To- morrow they may be gone, remem- Der. pHELAN'S T STORE
 q East lsAin st. TeleDhone.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
This is the Season of the Year fo,
 Canned Fish

of all descriptions. Anything in that line can be found at our place C.. business. We have very fine Sardine in Oil at Sc per can, as good as others sell for 10c; some at 10c and 15c per can, worth 15c and 20; Mustard Eardines at .0c per can. Smoked Her ring, Boneiess Herring, Salmon of any grade, in small or large cans: Eoused Mackerel, 15c and 1Sc Kip pered Herring, zoe; Lobster, finest on the market at 25c; Cod Fish of any description. Try Can of our St Charles Evaporated Milk at Sc per can. 1t Is sure to please you. and you will continue to use it. Canned goods of any description, quality the finest, price the lowest: also large line of Prunes at Sc to 15c per ID.
 PENN. .nDSE.CO.
 l1s EAST MAIN STREET.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
One Who Saw It.

Editor Evening Democrat:
 Oscar s. Fitzsimons did not see his automobile, No 2,009, doing its buck and wing performance on Hillside avenue Wednesday noon. The writer did, and he also saw the same car and chauffeur on the same ave- nue at about the same time on Fri day, and there was a wonderful diff ference in the speed and course of the machine-thanks to the article in the Democrat, perhaps. When an automobile going at thirty miles an hour with the chauffeur hanging on to the wheel, a six inch smile on his countenance and the remainder of him circulating over the seats, comes charging at the sidewalk, it's about time to get timid and put for a tree or a telegraph pole, the writer be- lieves. J. c. WHITING.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
The Miller &P eckCo
Special Prices for Saturday
 Night.

At 4Ac-Yard Wide Unbleached
 Cotton, from Sc. At 7%c-Yard Wide Percales, from
 10c.
 At 19c-Wide Hamburg Flounc-
 ings, from 25c. 4 for 25c-Pure Linen Hemstitched
 Handkerchiefs, from Sc. At 19c-Gilt and Oxidized Belt
 Buckles, from 25c. At 39c-Shell Back Combs, from
 soc.
 At s4.sS-Ladies' Suits, all wool
 Panama, from $11.. At s2.ss-Ladies' Covert Goats, At s1.sS-Children's Jackets, from At 6sc-Ladies' White Lawn Waists,
 from $1. At 49c-Children's Outing Flannel
 Night Gowns, value 69c. At 39c-Ladies' Drawers, Hamburg trimmed. At 25c-Polka Dot and Check Silks, value 39c to 59c. At 95c-All Wool French Prunella,
 black only, value $1.25. At 15c-Scotch Plaid Dress Goods, value 25c. - At 49c-Children's Outing Flannel Nightgowns value 69c. At 39c-Ladies Drawers, Hamburg trimmed, value soc. At 25c-Children's Ribbed Night Drawers, value 35c. At 79c-Men's Soisette Shirts, with out collar. size IA to IS, were 9Sc. At 19c-Men's FoIr-in-Hand Ties. were 25c. At $1.9S-24-Inch Suit Case, steel frame, bell rivets, were $2.39. At $3.9S-Reversible Smyrna Rugs.
 6x9 feet, from $4.98. At 10c yd-36-Inch Sash Muslins
 from 12kc. At s2.9S-30-Inch Canvas Covered Trunks, from $3.50. At 69c-4 Double Roles Wall Pa- per and 20 yds Border. At s7.50-Single Strap Driving Har- ness, from $9.
 Store closed all day Labor day.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05

Find . purenaser soe, snas you have to sell by piaeine . x9e adv 0
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
CITY NEWS.

The admission to Buckingham hall tonight is 25c.
 $15 raincoat for $10 at Upson, Sin gleton & Co.'S. Closed Labor day.
 The Holy Name society of the Inn maculate Conception church will meet tomorrow afternoon at three o'clock in St Patrick's hall.
 An anniversary mass for the late Michael Brennan of South Fifth street will be sung Monday morning at z o'clock at St Patrick's church.
 Frank DeFeo, 50 Center street an nounces the opening of his ladies tailoring establishment and will make suits with satisfaction from $10 up. Universalist services will be held tomorrow at 10:30 a. m. Preach ing by Rev W. F. Dickerman, D. b., in G. A. R. hall, Morgan build- ing, 10S Bank street. A cordial in- vitation to all.
 The Bronson library will be closed all day Monday, Labor day. The South branch and also the Waterville branch will also close. The reading room at the Libary will be open to- morrow afternoon from ? to 6 o'clock
 No more auctions at that tobacco store on lower Bank street after to- night. Why not go? Big bargains to those that attend. 323 is the number over the door. An electric sign reads Pipes" The place should be easy to find.
 The American band will give T concert and social this evening at Buckingham music hall. The time of the prom with the American band has ceased. The new affairs will be run entirely different Objectionable persons will be denied admission at the door.
 The board of safety held special meeting at 11:15 o'clock this morn ing and heard the charge preferred against Patrolman Flaherty for vio- lation of the rules of the depart ment while on duty. It was voted to cite the officer before the board Monday afternoon at o'clock and that he be suspended pending de> cision on the case.
 A novel attraction in Frank, the Shoeman's window, 15 South Main street, had about 2,000 people guess ing last evening. A figure, which to all outward appearances, was a hu> man being exhibited picture cards, signs, etc, to the audience which anXiously watched every move. Many claimed that it was real man while others stated it was worked by electricity. Every one watched for the man to make his departure from the window. A new attraction will be shown Monday. evening.
 Rev c. D. Chunn of the Third Con- gregational church announces the following programme for next week: Tomorrow the pastor has chosen as his subject How to Find Out What the Will of God Is." The commun- ion services and reception of new members has been postponed until September 13. At the close of tte morning services tomorrow there will be Sunday school. Tomorrow evening services will be resumed. The subject at the services will De, Comments on Current Discussions and Events" Topics for comment: What is the Ultimate Constitution of. Matter?" The True Apostolic Succession; "A Buddhist Mission ary." On Friday night there will be prayer meeting at 7:45 o'clock. The topic will be the International Sun day school lesson for the following Sunday, David Made King of Judah and Israel"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
Drugs For
 Family Use

Found in this store are pure and fresh. We always carry full and complete assortment of pure herbs and spices. Anything you need for preserving. Bring us your prescrip- tions and family receipts. Our drugs are the purest, our prices the lowest
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
TIMELY TOPICS.

Guard your health by getting tho purest in drugs at Apothecaries Hall Cos.
 Fall styles in soft or stiff hats at c. F. Wilson's. Lamson & Hub bard specialties.
 Mailhiot is selling children s black lisle hose at II 2c pair. Ladies white shirt waists at reduced prices.
 Prepare for business by taking a course in the Waterbury Business college.
 Miller & Peck sell pure linen hem- stitched handkerchiefs at four for 25c.
 Look up Jones, Morgan & Co.'S line of school suits, reefer or knick- erbocker.
 Special at Grieve, Bisset & Hol- lands tonight in wearables for La bor day.
 Big sale of coffee at Dueslsr Bros market. Prices last only while ad- vertised.
 Dodge's shoe store will be closed all day Monday. Open until IF o'clock tonight.
 Hotchkiss & Templeton sell the Universal food choppers. Come in several sizes, s1 to s1.75.
 Austin & Woodruff sell large box of Milton & Bradley's school paints, with extra brush, for 25c.
 Toilet goods at Reid & Hughes to- night at reduced prices. Look at big line of domestics in basement.
 If you want boys shoes that arc solid, try pair from Frank Graber's s shoe and bird store.
 J. G. Jackie & Son sell the Emer- son shoes. A fine line of boys and girls shoes
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
MEETINGS TONIGHT

Boys club. Waterbury company, No 20, U. R K K. P.
 National association of Stationary Engineers.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
D0D(,E'S SHOE STORE Will be
 CLOSED hl7 Sii LABOR DAY

Although several shoe stores will bs open half day. This is done on the condition tagreed to by represent- ative of the Business Mems Assbcia- tion) That sometime before Janu- ary 1. 1909, the question of holidays for the entire year be presented to all the merchants near the center. bosss members and non-members of the association, with the agreement that the majority shall rule, thus settling ths holiday question for at least one year. This will allow merchants. clerks and the public to plan ahead.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
NO PAPER LABOR DAY.

Monday will be Labor Day and e legal holiday, so that the Evening Democrat will not be printed on that day.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05

If you have trouble with your feet call on Cummings & Thompson at 1S2 Cherry street. They have the famous Cummings instep supporter.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-05
LABOR DAY.
Nearly All Places of Business Will
 Be Closed.

Be Closed.
 Monday will be Labor day. The offices in City hall, the banking houses and the Bronson library will be closed. Some of the stores will not open at all, but others will do business until noon. The merchants are talking of getting together on this holiday closing question. Un- der the present conditions they don't know where they are at. It would be pleasant for all if this closing question should be disposed of in January of each year so merchants and clerks might be in a position to lay plans in advance.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-05-02
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