The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-12-25
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WAS that You | kissed in the con.
servatory last night?" About what
time was it7"-Philadelphia Inquirer.
she-Yes, whenever l e a man In o
dark street ! always run. He-And do
you ever catch one Of them ?-Harpers
Weekly.
Il didn't Zee you In church yester.
day No; Willie didn't shovel .
path through the Sunday papers In
time."-puck.
Polly-How do You like my bathing
suit2 DOlly--lt must have been per.
fsctly sweet before you outgrew It,
Cleveland Leader.
Bafter-Hair getting thin. sir. Ever
tried our hair preparation. SIR Gus
tomr-No. ! can't blame It on that
Boston Transcript
He-Has your fortune ever been
told? She-No; but l dare say papa
will tell you II you really have serious
intentiOns.-Sketch.
You seem to manage remarkably
well on your housekeeping money"
Eyes; the storekeepers haven't sent In
their bills yet."-Stray Stories.
Mr.. Phusser-Cynthia, l have Joined
. Don't Worry Club. Mrs. Phusser-
! ain sorry for the club. 1t will have
to change its name.-Boston Traveller.
when they take woman away from
The no-od,,on<iouol nounrnv n0fA thn
speaker, what will followT" II WILL"
cried a voice from the audience.-Suc-
cess.
"Ah, I see you are married !" exclaim.
ed the merchant. mo, sir" replied the
applicant for a position. II got this
scar in a railroad accident."-The Bo-
hemian.
Lcuie--Uncls, what's chagrini On.
cle-Well. It's what 4 stout man feels
kwhen he runs and Jumps on a car that
doesn't start for half an hour.-Chicago
lbaily News.
IN Tommy-Pop, what is r%etributioni
Tommy's Pop-Retribution. my son. Il
something that we are sure will event.
ually overtake other people.-Philadel.
phia Record.
"De real ~resourceful man." said On
ele Eben, when some one hands him q
lemon is ready wild de sugar and otheI
fxin's to make 1t tol-lable pleasant h
take."-Washington Star.
"Oficer, l appeal for protection. A
mar is following me and attempting t
make love to me" "Begorry, Owe beer
lookin' for an escaped lunatic. Wher'
Is he?"-Kansas City Times.
Scott-What makes you think tina
the trust originated in Rhode Island
Mott-Dad used to speak OF the trus
in Providence Us far back as when
was q boy.-Boston Traveller.
Old Gent-Here, you boy, what ar
you doing out here, fishing? Don't yo'
know you ought to be at school? Small
Boy-There. nowl I knew Ia forgo
neutrality-suspicious. Inquirer.
Sparks-I wonder why it is a woma'
let's out everything you tell herr Park
My dear boy, a woman has only tw
views of a secret-either 1t Is not wort
keeping. or it is too good to keep
Stray Stories.
.You know Miss Strong, don't you?
"Oh, yes; mannish sort Of girl" II
abe. really?" 'Yes; she used the telt
phone to-day for the first time In he
life. and she didn't giggle once."-Phi
ndelphia Press.
:. She-This dress doesn't become m
!, complexion. 1 must change 1T. He
/ More expense? I can't stand 1t; you
r ruin me. She-You silly! I don't mea
the aress-I mean the complexion
) Chicago Journal.
Here, Willie!" cried the boys fl
[ther, "you mustn't behave that wa!
Everybody will be calling you a littl
elutton. Do you know what that Isl
II suppose" replied Willie. Its a b
glrtton's little boy"
.sahave written a book that ever
body ought to read" said the auth
.~ it won't do" answered
'<an afrafAThat the public seems
publisher. "Nbook that nobody oY
want now is a\pgton Star.
+ to read,"-WasN ed me to Gomez
Jack-Smith ASK Says he's
! home this evening. Kidding.
celebrate his golden WED on
; Why, he's been marrftat
years. Jack-That's
He said 1t seemed like fft1
Mrs. Henpeck Ito her
8 What would you do IL l
Henpeck-It would driT1
Mrs. H.-Would you r.
n Henpeck-I don't think
crazy as that-Pioneer
81 How often does the
your housc?" asked
farmer. "Waal. thes
. Quent and SO often q
no track of 'em. butt
one passed here two
prs Bazaar.
my friends" said
turer, lowering his Vi
tive whisper, III all
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