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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02
Piles Quickly
Cured at Home
Trial Package Mailed Free to Al
in Plain Wrapper.

Piles is Il fearful disease. but easy
to cure if you go at it right.
An operation with the knife is dan
gerOus. cruel humilating and unnec-
essary.
There is just one other sure way to
be cured-painless, safe and in the
privacy of your own hOme-it is
Pyramid Pile Cure
We mail ID trial package free to all
who write.
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you the harmless, painless nature of
this great remedy and start you well
on the way toward a perfect cure.
Then YOU can get a fullsized box
from any druggist for 50 cents, and
often one box cures.
Insist on having what you call ior
If the druggist tries to sell you
something just as good, it is because
he makes more money on the Substi-
tute.
The cure begins at once and con-
tinues rapidly until it is complete and
permanent. You can go right ahead
with your work and be easy and com
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1t is we'll worth trying.
Just send your name and address to
Pyramid Drug Co.. 90 Pyramid Build
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Thousands have been cured in this
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the privacy of the home
No knife and its torture
No doctor and his bills
All druggists. 80 cents. Write 10
day for a free package.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02
SOCIAL NEWS
Phone Bell Phone 81

at the church, and at this time the an
nual election of officers will take place.
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The Domestic Science society met
yesterday afternoon in the lecture
room of the Morrisson-Reeves library.
There was a large attendance. The
next meeting will be in two weeks. The
program will be announced later.
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The Pansy club will meet tomorrow
afternoon.
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Bisque dolls arranged in egg shells,
toy baskets. and toy carts drawn by
rabbits, are being shown in the way
of Easter favOrs.
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The WOmans Relief Corps is meet
ing this afternoon at the G. A. r. hall.
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Mrs. Hudson of North Sixteenth
street. entertained the Penny club yes
terday. Twenty members were pres
ent The hours were spent at needle
work The next meeting will be in
two weeks. 1t will be luncheon and
guest day for the club.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02
OOELL THE LOSER
Was Not Able to Secure Con-
troll of Political Machine
In New York County.
WINS

New York, April 2.-No surprise was
expressed in political circles over the
sweeping victories in yesterdays pri-
maries of President Parsons, of the re-
publican county committee, and State
Senator Patrick H. McCarren, the dem
ocratic boss of Brooklyn. The result in
each case was expected by all well-in-
formed politicians.
In the republican contest in New
York county, it was well understood
from the outset that President Par
sons and State Chairman Woodruff
had the moral support and complete
confidence of President Roosevelt.
The result of the primary is very gen
orally regarded as victory for ire
federal administration Odell made a
game fight for control of the machine,
but lost.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02

Water bills due April LIST. 3O-10t
Mrs. c. A. Brehm, IS n. Sth. has
just received a new line of Marry Wild
ow Sailors. 1t
Genuine Buff LeghOrn eggs for
Matching from great laying strain. so
cents per setting. Apply at 400 S 9Th
st. city. 81 month"; If
Mrs. c. A. Brehm, 80 n Enghth
street. Special prices on all hats,
Saturday and Sunday. 1t
Select your hats from Mrs. c. \.
Brehm'S and have them laid away to
avoid the Easter rush. 1t
Water bills due April list. 30-10t
See Schwegman's for choice smoked
meats, hams from the smallest to the
largest size. Bacon from the thinest
and leanest to the very heaviest and
latest. Lowest prices for quality.
Both phones, 1854 aud 393R, $50 and
2204 81 month"; If
Excursion to Panhandle of Texas,
Apr. Z, 'OS. Leave Richmond, II a. m.
Go with us, Theodore R. Woodhurst,
Agt. 1-3t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02
LAW WORKS HAVOC
Jackson Township Will Have
To Close Schools Earlier
Than Usual.
HIGHER SALARIES GIVEN.

The advance in the wages of teach
ers in the public schools has had an
effect in Jackson township that is not
altogether for the advantage of the
schools. The recent laws demand
that teachers be paid a higher rating
for their services based upon the
grades made in competitive examina-
ton. Because of the advance neces-
sary to pay some teachers. the trustee
has found it viii be necessary to short
en- the term Of school to eight and
One-half months.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02
COURT TAKES CASE
UNDER AMUSEMENT
Mo Decision in Doney Case Un-
iii Next Week.

Argument in the case of DOney VS..
Laughlin. has been completed in the
Wayne circuit court before Judge J. NJ.
Lafollette of the Jay Circuit court The
rourt has taken the matter under ad-
visement and will not render his de-
ciSiOn until next week
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02
MONEY DISTRIBUTED.

Oliver Scantland has been appoint
ed administrators Of the estate of
George ScantlanG, deceased. The
personal property Of the estate is val
ued a $1,000. The will of the de
ceased beQuedths $500 to the widow
Of the deceased son, Elmer Scantland,
and the remainder of the property to
the widow OF the decedemt.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02
PLENTY OF TROUBLE

IS caused by stagnat1on Of the liver
and bowels, TO get rid Of it and head
ache and biliousness and the poison
that brings jaundice, take DR.. King IS
New Life Pills, the reliable purifiers
that do the work without grinding or
gripping. 25c, at A. G. Luken & Cos
drug store.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02

This is the season of listIessueaS,
headaches and spring disorders. Hul-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea is 4 sure
preventative. Makes YOU strong and
vigorous, 30 cents, Tea or Tablets.
A. q. Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02

The chH"ri@a living skeleton WIS
Claude s'enrat, vino died in 1910
Though he was , feet 3 inches, he
weighed only forty-six pounds.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-04-02
DANCING SCHOOL.

The dance for Friday night under
the direction of Mrs. Chas Kolp has
been postponed until the following
Friday. 1t
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
A GOOD INVESTMENT.


 Granville Daley. New York hat merchant. has told the city's tax com missioners that his personal tax as sessment should be s5O,oOO instead of the sl5,o0O imposed. Asked for his reason for making such a statement, he replied: T get a great deal out of the city in police and fire protection and in personal safety, and I thought I should pay adequately for it"
 Fortunately for the republic. citizens who look on taxation in the way MT. Daley does are by no means few. There are many such right here in New Haven. Some of them are assess ed for more than they ought to be, but they make no complaint, feeling that they are willing to pay adequately for the benefits of the city. It is so with the good citizens everywhere. The fact is that paying taxes Is about the best investment a man makes. It benefits himself and all concerned. The matter only needs to be understood right to produce such a feeling as ami mated MT. Daley.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21

bill and he very inobstreperously re- marked that he did not believe in "a religion that has to be advertised 10 make it a go" His protest that if the principle of the bill were carried out the notes of the higher denominations at least should be emblazoned with the motto Honesty is the best policy" was met with laughter, but it had con siderable sound sense in it notwith- standing, in view of our recent Walk er-snow- Morse episodes.
 The motto may find its way back on the coins again, but 1t is safe to say that the numismatists will be about the only ones in this land and age Of hustle who will have the time or in clination to discover the fact. The coins that have been sent forth from the hints without the motto will de- mand a greater premium, as the Col umbian half dollars have. as pocket pieces and curios.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
\ KANSAS PRODUCT.

Many, varied and splendid are the products of Kansas, as we are semi occasionally reminded by the news papers of that wondrous State The lat est, and perhaps the best, is a young girl who has qualified herself in the short time she has been on earth to advise young men and also girls. She shows the length and the breadth, the height and the depth of her qualifica- ton in this way: Why do young men do so much loafing? Go to work. Push ahead l am only young girl, but clothe myself and have money in the bank. I lay up more money every year than any young man within three miles of my home. When they get a, dollar they go to a dance and go home a dol- lar out. I advise all girls to cut clear of loaffng boys. Stand by the boy who works. and never put your arm through the handle of jug.
 No better counsel than that Is going the rounds. and no better example. Ii isn't at all probable that this capablo sound Kansas girl will marry a duke. though the duke might well thank his stars if she did. She will probable mar " some sturdy and steady son of Kan sas, and the two will then sturdiIv and steadily do their part in building up the country.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21

own part as to make boasting an in- suit to the intelligence of the meanest sinner. No one particular instance can be recalled from the pages of written history which surpasses this in it's brutal indifference to the com monest dictates of human sympathy.
 This language may seem to some like rubbing it in" Well, the case to which we refer ought to be rubbed in until town officials are made to realize that the very sum paid in this case to lodge and board human being preconceives neglect and abuse. Society recognizes the responsibility which rests upon it to care decently for those who have been overcome by want and penury. It is not case of maintaining them in plenty; it is a case of not neglecting them, or so undertaking to discharge the responsi- bility that neglect and abuse are in vited as in this case. Life is continu- ally presenting wearisome and vexa- tious phases of human weakness and human depravity, and at times the human soul sickens and grows tired of its duty, but society in it's organ ized state cannot afford to grow weary. For it's own self-respect it must bear the burden uncomplaining- ly and with Christian benevolence. The Orange case is indeed a tragic re- hinder of human forgetfllness.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
Walk Away from Trouble.

When it seems as if there never could
 be any chance for you, When the way is lost in darkness that
 you struggle to pursue, When it seems as If your gains Poorly pay you for your pains And mankind Is set against you, hay
 ing sworn to do you H. When this feeling weighs you down Rise and leave the cheerless town; You can walk away from trouble, If
 you will. Out across the peaceful meadows, and
 beside the greeting slopes There Is tonic for the weary and 6
 promise of new hopes. Every bending blade of grass Does it's little as you pass To Inform you of the fair prizes that
 arc worth the winning still; Every step will make you strong As your shadow moves along You can walk away from trouble if you
 will,
 Why make others share your sadness
 when your hopes have oozed
 away? Why compel them to despise you foi
 the things you do and say? Even in tho crowded street Where the restless currents meet Courage waits for him who seeks if
 pressing on past mart and mill; Step forth from behind the walls Where the shadow thickly falls You can walk away from trouble if you
 will.
 -s. E. Riser, in Chicago Record-Hcr- aid.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
SLOW TO LEARN.

By and by people may learn not to show their respect and affection for bride and bridegroom by throwing things at them. They evidently haven't learned yet In the town of Wolcott, in Wayne county, New York, on Wednes- day, after a wedding of two prominent persons in the town, when the carriage was waiting to carry the bridal party to the train, began the senseless fun of throwing rice and slippers. The horses were frightened and ran away; the bride was dragged for some distance and was taken up so seriously injured that her life was at first despaired of Her injuries may main her for life.
 One such incident as this ought to be enough, and more than enough But there are several such incidents record ed, and probably more will be before the right kind of thinking is done. Goodness knows there are many "so- cieties' in this country, but there seems to be room for at least ono more the Society for the Suppression of Rice and Slipper Throwing at We'd dings. And in order to make this So- ciety as useful as it should be the chill
 
 dren in the higher grades of the pub lie schools should be members of it and be committed to it's praiseworthy objects before they leave school
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
AN UNEXPECTED SEQUEL.

IL is not at all likely that the sad case of John Earle will cause anybody to pray to be delivered from a Carne- gie pension, but MT Earle may see the time when he will wish he had made such a prayer and that if had been an- swered Mir. Earle is tho aged artist who, finding in his collection portrait of Mir. Carnegie, painted when both he and Mir Carnegie were struggling. sent 1t to Mir. Carnegie and was promptly pensioned. The effect of this great change in MT Earles affairs has not been good. He has not been able to stand the unexpected prosperity. He has been brought into court by his wife on charge of non-support, and this Is what Mrs. Earle said; John was a good husband. He made a good living by painting. Then came this Carnegie business. John just seemed to lose his senses. When he got the first install ment of money he started to play tho races. and he has done no work since. He's even taken everything we have in the house almost and sold 1t to get more money to gamble with. Why, Judge, hos a regular old sporter."
 IA tragedy indeed Verify, that was a wise man who said, Count no man happy until he is dead"
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
POSSIBLE.

Charley. dear" said young MT. Tor kins. lis it against the laws to win money on horse racesY
 Yes. against the laws of chance Washington Star.
 'You wouldn't believe this possible. but stlll-
 Til believe anything possible inter rupted the sour citizen I've bought q little law in my time. ."-Louisville Cou- rier-Journal.
 Captain-Of course. it Is That Is why house again I shall slap if.
 Noble Foreigner-Ahi but 1t ees q punishable offense.
 Captain-Of course it is That's why want to slap it.-Judge.
 50 you approve of your European son. law?
 ''To some extent" answered NIT. Cum rnx. It Is a certain relief to have some ot your family quarrels conducted in language that I don't understand. Washington Star.
 A peasant Insured his house against tho clerk:
 What should get if my house were burned down tomorrow 7''
 Three or four years imprisonment. was the prompt answer-Tit-B Bits.
 Yes said the bachelor. "a fellow may think he's having a high old time at night. but something will surely tell him next morning that he simply made a fool of himself
 Yes replied the married man. Cor somebody New Orleans Times-Deno- crat
 But that umbrella looks so awfgiIi ? cheap and common said the customer. The price you ask for it is prenoe- tcrous.
 That. s the beauty of that umbrella It's really tho very best quality. but if made to appear cheap and common SD no one VIII steal it. ."-Philadelphia Press.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
ANOTHER BOSTON NOTION.

Nothing slow about Boston when theory which appears to be good for mankind strikes It. It accepts the the ory and acts on it. So there is there now what is called a Vocation Bureau. It Is designed to help young people decide what occupation they are best fitted for and DOW to fit themselves for it. The basic idea is that the choice of career should be carefully. and, so far as possible, scientifically, determined-thati is to say, determined after 8 full consideration of the condi- tions, aptitudes, resources. ambitions. aspirations or lack of them. and the limitations of each individual. Too many people are fixed in life by hap hazard and merely temporary cireum- stances. The consequences of allowing youths on first leaving school to drift about earning a few dollars at one kind of work and another are recogniz- ed as constituting a distinct and wide spread evil at the bottom of much of the unemployment which is complain ed of at all great centers of population on both sides of the Atlantic. As the Vocation Bureau argues. no one would think of building without a well-con- sidered plan and consultation with an architect; and in building a human career at least as much planning should be required as in building a house. At least the counsel of wise and kind expert in social studies Is preferable for the young to the drifting into any calling as the result of chance, prox- unity or uniformed selection.
 This theory looks good on the face of it, but the wisdom needed to put it into successful practice may not be obtain able, even in Boston. Still we have no doubt that such wisdom as is obtain able there will be carefully and kindly exercised.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
WHAT CAN RE DONE.

What can be done in this country is indicated by what has been done in France, The department of the Landes, once the most barren and unhealthy part of France, is now covered by im- mense pine forests, while the sand dunes and marshes long since have disap- peared, and the wood. charcoal, tur- pentine, rosin and kindred industries have brought wonderful prosperity. The climate, moreover is mild and balmy. the effect of the presence of the forests The manufacture of rosin and similar products is conducted about the same as in Georgia and the Caro- linas in the United States.
 No wonder the intelligent advocates of intelligent forestry in this country are pressing for the adoption and car rying out of plans that will bring un- told benefit It Is pity that they are not always needed as they should be but there is an encouraging growth of public opinion. By and by we shal have fewer forests to burn than we have had and more to profit by.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
IN GOD WE TRUST.

By an overwhelming vote the House has put itself on record as being willing to restore the motto Tn God We Trust to the new gold coins There fore some hearts in this country. which boasts a greater collection of different religious beliefs in proportion as ii has greater religious breadth. will be glad.
 The Presidents expurgation- proceed ings in the world of -mottoes seem in fair way to receive a rebuf simi- lar to that his exploitation of the new spelling, with it's expurgation of un- necessary letters, did in its day. There was only one speaker opposed to the
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
Drnmstic and Theatrical Talent

(Arthur Wing Plnero in the Critic.)
 What is dramatic talent? Is it not the power to project characters and to cause them to tell an Interesting stoty through the medium of dialogue? This Is dramatic talent; and dramatic talent. if I may so express it, Is the raw ma terial of theatrical talent. Dramatic. like poetic talent is born. not made: if it is to achieve success on the stage it must be developed into theatrical talent by hard study. and generally by long practice. For theatrical talent consists in the power of making your characters not only tell a story by means of dia- logue. but tell il in such skillfully de- vlsed form and order as shall, within the limits of an ordinary theatrical rep resentation. give rise to the greatest possible amount of that peculiar kind of emotional effect, the production of which Is the ono great function of the theater.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
OUR CONTEMPORARIES.
Europe should Know Better.
1Tbo snrino0ald penuhlicanl

(The Springfield Republican,
 Our fleet is parading around the world showing Europe and Asia what we can do in making circumnavlga- ton records, but the world knows that this is ito promote tho worlds peace Yet here Is Mr. Hepburn arrived home and sewing that Europe does not love us better because of the practice cruise. Funny Europe. By this time it should kn6w us better It should by this time appret late the fact that America is the home of unohtrusiveness, splTltuality and aliruism and thai therc isn't a bunpiious. vainglorious speck on the entire American skin.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21

The Boston Transcript doesn't he's itate to say that many people seem troubled with nal de merger. Yes, you can see sick ones in abundance in Massachusetts, but no waves of that kind of trouble are rolling across the peaceful Connecticut breasts.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21

It used to be said that "he who by the blow would thrive, himself must either hold or drive" but 1t may prop erly be noticed that James Oliver. who made blows, also made s6S,O00,O0O.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21

For many years, says the Vita. of Rome, it has been the custom of the Vatican 10 issue medal known as the Pontiflcate medal, to commemorate the most important church happening of the year This medal Is distributed an- nually on St Peters and St. Pauls Day to worthy dignitaries of the Church. It was rroposedto make Cardinal Massi, Of Pisa B, work in the realm of culture the subject of this years medal. but the proposition was rejected in favor of 'the victory of the Church over mod ernism.' The medal, which will he dis trihuted in June, shows the Pope en- throned, holding an edict inscribed "pascendi" Before the throne stand two female figures representing Ger many and France. and between them are figures typifying modernism Out of the heavy clouds which overhang the group shafts of lightning strike and destroy 1t in front of the Pope
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21

The talk is that a California China man has developed an odorless onion. Now let some smart Japanese show his quality by inventing a skunkless skunk or gasolineless gasoline.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21

The mayor of Cincinnati says that no woman is fit to run an automobile, and leaves the gentle reader to make his or her own guess as to how many men are.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21

The admission of Oklahoma as a State means an increase in the author ized number of midshipmen al the Na- val Academy of twelve. or from aS5 10 99l The number of cadets at West Polnt will be increased only six. The
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21
SAYINGS AND DoINGs.

F. L. Marston. who is known in Eng land as the Staffordshire Sturgeon. and is only nineteen years old. Is one of the most successful Baptist evangelists of that country. this heinz his eighth year of Christian work in behalf of others
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21

Paderewskis wife has paid Si,5OO for four chickens. She knows the value of strictly fresh eggs or real "broilers."
The morning journal-courier., 1908-03-21

Foreigners in Japan find a great op- portunity to buy ourios at the begin ming of each new year. Every one in Japan is expected to clear up his books and pay his debts by the last day of the old year The tradesmen send in their yards-more cften miles-of bills 10 the honorable lady of the house, and presents are politely exchanged all around. Shopkeepers hold bargain sales to enable them to pay the whole sale houses. and If a man cannot raise sufficient money to pay his creditors il is not an uncommon thing for him to sell off sufficient or even all of his property at sacrifice to enable him to meet the new year with smiling face. The only other honorable way out of his difficulties is for him to com nit suicide