The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1908-11-19

- HNCSTO WIN wv
In Atlantic City-"whats done to
kill time there?" "oh, the bored
walk. Judge.
mo, Maude, dear, to crack a joke
doesn't always damage it"-Phila-
delphia Inquirer.
Mrs. Fadd has a new wrinkle"
THE poor dear! She must be ageing
rapidly. and Country.
II built my new suburban cottage
on bluff" What is It called?" 1t
wasn't called at ALL That's why l
built the cottage. "-Baltimor Amer
lean.
Heeler Bill-"That plank was put
inter tn platform by our own bunch.
We demanded It, see?" Citizen-"Yes,
see. Sort of a gang plank
Cleveland Leader.
Small Boy-"Papa, how can a camel
go through the eye Of a needle?" Plu-
tocraic parent-'T don't know my
son; that's what is worrying me-
Chicago Tribune.
Taking an active part in the cam
paign?" SHOULD say l was. I'm as
sistant director Of the bureau that at
tends to oiling the photograph cylin'
ders. philadelphia Public Ledger
Teacher giving a lesson on the
rhinoceros)-"Now can you name any
others things that have horns and are
dangerous to get near?" Sharp Pupil
Motors cars"-Philadelphia In
! quirer.
English Girl with great distinct
ness, addressing the chef de gare)-
Pardon, monsieur! Voulez vous
chercher pour moi l'homme ayec lie
mot, 'cuisinier,' autour de la couronne
de son chapeau.
Parson-"Young man, I'm surprised
TO see you fishing on the Sabbath. |
shall certainly make 1t the subject Of
a sermon" The young man-"Waal,
If It gives you an idea for a sermon,
maybe it's with it!"-Life.
Trotter (who has been abroad
80 Maud and Charlie finally mar
ried? Miss Homer-"Yes." Trotter
II suppose they are happy?" Miss
Homer-"Undoubtedly; they each
married some one else."-Chicago
Daily News.
Mr.. Hardsense-"My boy, success
comes only to the man who is willing
to take off his coat and roll up his
sleeves" The Junior-"Cawnt do 1t,
deah old dad. neyah have a coat on,
and all the fellahs at school weah
sleeveless Jerseys, PUCK.
1T pears tew me-" remarked the
rural philosopher, that law air a
heap sight like a colt" "Hows thatY'
quered the hired man. Somebody
has tew break It afore yew kin tell
whether it's emmy good or not" ex-
planned the old granger.-Chicago
Daily News.
rs your sonin-law, the duke, a
good conyersationalist" We'll" an
swered Mr.. CumroX, hes willing
enough. But my foreign vocabulary
is limited | can never feel sure
whether he is talking about his pedi-
gree or thinking up a menu for din
Washington Star.
Affable grocer Ito local art mastery
Yes, sir, shall be sending i'm
along to your evening classes when
'es a bit older, and 1 want you to
learn i'm just like you learned his
brother You so trained that lads
eye, sir, that e can cut the bacon to
a quarter of an ounce, "-Punch.
Well" said the man who is run
ming for office, suppose do think
am bigger than my party. What
then?" In that case" replied the
cool campaigner, your party is liable
to dwindle in a way that'll leave ne
: possible doubt as to the CORRECTNESS!
of your estimate. "-Washington Star
Are you 'Boots'?' clustered tho bill
, Iondoner in the American hotel
! oNope," replied the bellhop. THE!
call me Scales The Londone
|, seemed mystifed. Scales, Ell? That
a blooming queer name. What d.
they call you Scales for?" "Becaus
l get tipped so often. That's the rea
' son, boss.'-Chicago Daily News.