St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-01-31


dreamed OF n hundred years ngo don't
count now. Darforc after n good deal
OF thought and figgcrin' desire to
present you de follcrin'. which will
stnnd until further notice ns de only
schedule issued and authorized by dis
club:
ITO dream dat you am wnlkin' along
de scnshorc and find diamond breast.
pin signerfcs dat dar am gwine 20 bc
sickness In your family. If you hain't
got no family. den your aunt or your
uncle nm gwine 90 be tooken down. II
you hain't got relative ON nirth.
youll bc tookcn yourself. and salt
peter won't save you.
TO dream dat you ain Goldfish
rnilin' along de briny deep IN ono OF
lie best dreams I know OF. II signcr.
fcs dat when de landlord comes To
collect de next months rent he nm
gwlnc TO drop n ten dollar bill on de
iloh and not notice II.
"ro dream dat you am n lobster and
dnt IN attackin' schoolmn'am walk.
In along dc shore you have one OF
your claws knocked on am dream
dat soon brings results. De police am
gwinc 10 bo watchin' IN dc alley fur
you.
"To dream dat you nun whale and
ann swimmln' around and tnkin' up
most OF de Atlantic ocenn slgnerfies
dat when you 20 90 your Job In de
mnwnin' de boss nm gwine 10 glib you
de bounce. He's found dago who
win work 80 cents day cheaper.
ITO dream dat you am glrafre sig
ncriles dat you viii be- higher IN de
mir very soon. II may mean dat you
nm gwine 20 climb pcrslmmon tree.
aud II may mean dat you am gwine 20
bc lcctcd 20 some office. While you
am waltin' TO see which don't work too
hard.
ION three different occasions wldin
a year my old woman has dreamed dat
she was n bunch Of bananas aud dat
| was steppin' for'ds 10 pick one on,
ON each and cherry occashun she has
found nickel ON de sidewalk next
day
~ hNNMAAA WV shA WV W.
de kentry and found great big wa
ternillyon aud took II home and dat
when you cut II de core was as red as
blood aud when you tasted Il II seem
ed NJ food fur de angels don't signerfy
good luck onless you furder dream dat
YOU got rid OF de rinds befor' de police
come around.
ITO dream dat you am a pullet sit
thu ON dc roost and dat dc hand OF
cul'd man am reachln' up 10 grab
your leg and make you his signerties
dat you am gwine Ia win ON de next
hoss race. II you am In lub II signer
Ties marriage.
A ciothssllns Dream,
zone night two months ago dream
ed dat | was clothesline aud dat de
old woman was hangln' out de Monday
washin' on my back. woke up In a
sweat | Jest felt dat | was In fur
bad luck, hut de VERY next day de
grocer weighed me out three pounds OF
butter fur two. aud Sir Isaac Walpole.
who had owed me dollar fur six
months, come along aud paid t.
"lf any OF you have got de Idea dat
10 dream of countin' money slgnerfes
good luck you'd better drap II at once
DE man next doah Ia Inc dreamed dat
dream one night last month, and when
he woke up In de mawnin' he found
Sat de hawgs had got In and rooted
up all his taters.
ITO dream dat YOU see white hoss.
u black cat yaller calf and spot
ted COW chasin' each odder around q
LOT signerties danger, You may fall
OF de roof OF de house or de ole wo-
man may 20 fur you wild de rollin'
pin.
'ro dream dat YOU am a wheeibar-
rer and dat a fat man am wheelin'
you along de street signeries dat you
wiz visit hospital very soon You