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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14


Pleasant, sure, easy, safe little
liver pills, are DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. Sold by Crenshaw & Young.
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup
not only heals irritation and allays
inflammation, therefore stopping the
cough, but it moves the bowels gent
ly and in that way drives the cold
from the system. Contains no Cpl
ates. 1t is pleasant to take, and
children especially like the taste, so
nearly like maple sugar. Sold by
Crenshaw & Young.
You a III dyspepsia, indiges-
tiou, sour or weak stomach, or in
fact any form of stomach trouble if
you will take Kodol occasionally
just at the times when you need it.
Kodol does not have to be taken all
the time. Ordinarily you only take
KodUl now and then, because it com
pletely digests all the food you eat,
and after a few days or a week or so,
the stomach can digest the food
without the aid of Kodol. Then you
don't need Kodol any longer. Try it
today on our guarantee, We know
what it will do for you. Sold by
Crenshaw & Young.
DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills
are unequaled in cases of weak back,
back ache, inflammation of the blad-
der, rheumatic pains, and urinary
disorders. They are antiseptic and
act promptly. Don't delay, for de-
lays are dangerous. Get DeWitt's
Kidney and Bladder Pills. Sold by
Crenshaw q Young.
Kodol contains the same digestive
juices that are found in an ordinary
healthy stomach, and there is, there,
fore, no question but what any form
of stomach, indigestion or nervou,
dyspepsia, will yield readily yet nat
urally to a short treatment of Ko
dol. Try 1t today on our guarantee
Take it for a little while, as that i
all you will need to take. Kodol di
gests what you eat and makes tn,
stomach sweet. Sold by Crenshay
& Young.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
Female Line Three Generations on Stage.

"Like father, like son" is a famil-
lar quotation of ancient lineage, but
it is not often that one hears of
three generations of the female line
following the same profession. This
unusual occurrence is happily illus
trated in the case of Patti Louisa
Rosa, leading support with the Ly-
man Twins this season.
Miss Patti Louisa Rosa should have
a natural equipment for stage work,
as both her mother and grandmother
were footlight favorites of more than
ordinary degree. The young lady is
a daughter of the Jolly Patti Rosa,
remembered with much affection by
the majority of the amusement low
ing public, and Patti Rosa was a
daughter of Madam Cerito, a famous
figure on the Italian stage in the
last generation. Skill in dancing
was a great gift in common with all
three of the family.
Madam Cerito was the, greatest
premier danseuse of her day, aud she
had the reputation of being able to
make more changes in costume with
greater celebrity than any premier be-
fore or since. She had a dozen OF
more characteristic dances and a
different presentation with each.
Madam Cerito put her daughter or
the stage when the afterwards fam.
Gus Patti Rosa was a child 4years old.
Patti Rosa is remembered best now
as a comedienne, although her know.
ledge of dancing steps was endless.
Patti Louisa Rosa has inherited
much of her mothers charm anC
grace. She has only been on the stage
five years, and in that time has mad,
an enviable reputation with numerou
farce comedy productions,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
DOeTORS MEST4KES

Are said often TO be buried six feet under
ground. But many times women call on
their family physicians, suffering, as they
imagine, one from dyspepsia, another from
heart disease, another from liver or kid
ney disease, another from nervous pros
tration, another with pain here and there,
and in this way they present alike TO
themselves and their easy-golng or over
busy doctor, separate diseases, Tor which
he, assuming them to be such prescrlbes
his pills and potions. In reality, they are
all only symptoms caused by some uterine
disease. The physician, ignorant OF the
cause Of suffering, Keeps up MStreatment
until large bills are made. The Suffering
patient gets nc betteh hEJfTaSoa&th
wrong treatment, but probably worse. "A
prQper medicine Like Dr. Rlerce,S EaYarite
Prescription, directed to the cllSe would
have ehtIreIY removed the disease, there
by diSpeIllng alt those DISTRESSING Symp-
toms, and instituting comfort instead OF
prolonged misery. II has been well said,
that "a disease known is half cured"
DR.. Pierce's Fayorite Prescription is q
scientific medicine, carefully devised by
IN experienced and skillful physician,
and adapted TO woman's delicate system.
II Is made of native American medicinal
iOOts anu IS-ptIl cClll uaI mlSsolnlLS
effects in am COnQltlln QI ne em1L
gHstem.-
As a powerful invigorating tonic rFa-
vorite Prescription" imparts strength to
the whole system and to the organs dis
tinctly feminine in particular. For over
worked, r%worn-out," rundown" debili-
tated teachers, milliners, dressmakers,
seamstresses, 0shop-girls, " house-keepers,
nursing mothers, and feeble women gem
orally, DIR. Pierce's Fayorite Prescription
is the greatest earthly boon, being un-
equaled as a appetizing cordial and re-
storative tonic.
AS a soothing and strengthening nerv-
inc "Favorite Prescription is uneQualed
and is invaluable in allaying and sub
DUNG nervous %excitability, %irritability,
nervous exhaustion, nervous prostration,
neuralgia, hysteria, spasms, st. Vitus's
dance, and other distressing, nervous
symptoms commonly attendant upon
functional and organic disease Of the
uterus. 1t induces refreshing sleep and
relieves mental anxiety and dependency
DIR. Plerce's Pleasant Pellets invigoratC
the stomach, liver and bowels. One x
three a dose. Easy to take as candy.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
It's a Crime

to neglect your health. The worst
neglect that you a be guilty of is to
allow constipation, biliousness or
any liver, or bowel trouble to con-
tinue. 1t is poisoning your entire
system and may lead to a serious
chronic disease. Take Billiards. Her
biue and get absolutely well. The
sure cure for any and all troubles of
the stomach, liver and bowels. Sold
by Crenshaw & Young.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
How is Your Digestion?

Mrs. Mary Bowling of 22S Sth Ave.
San Francisco, recommends a remedy
for stomach trouble. She says: ezra
titude for the wonderful effect of Elec-
trio Bitters in a case of acute indiges-
tion, prompts this testimonial. | am
fully convinced that for stomach, aud
liver troubles Electric Bitters is the
best remedy on the market today
This great tonic and Alternative med
icine invigorates the system, purides
the blood and is especially helpful
in all forms of female weakness, soc.
ia Crenshaw & Yong drug store.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
A Tiny Baby

can't tell you in words what the
trouble Is; but if its complexion get;
pasty, if it gets weaker and weaker.
looses flesh and is cross and peevish
you can be certain that it has worms
Give it Whites Cream Vermifuge
guaranteed harmless. Expels the
worms and puts the baby in a healthy
normal condition. Sold by Crenshav
& Young.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
A Hairs Breadth Escape.

Do you know that every time you
have a cough or cold and let it run
on thinking it will just cure itself
you are inviting pneumonia, consump-
tion or some other pulmonary trouble?
Don't risk it. Fut your lungs back in
perfect health and stop that cough
with Billiards. Horehound Syrup.
Price 25c, 5nc and SLIGO per bottle.
Sold by Crenshaw & Young.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14

Linen

for instance-have characteristics
which bespeak refinement and good
taste. 1t Is hard to define them or
explain them, but they are there and
they redect like characteristics in
all who use Highland Linen. Do not
be careless of the impression you
make. Prices 35gto 6Oc.
We also carry the following lines
of Eaton, Crane & Pike Papers.
Louisine Price 25c
Berkshire Linen Fabric Price SOC
Cranes Grenadine Price SOC
CRENSHAW & u
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
Mind Your Business!

If you don't nobody will. 1t is your
business to keep out of all the trouble
you can and you can and will keep out
of liver and bowel trouble if you take
DR.. Kings New Lite Pills. They
keep biliousness, malaria and jaun-
dice out of your system. 25c. at Cren-
shaw g. Young drug store.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
Your Handwriting

has characteristics which can be
detected no matter how carefully
you may try to disguise them, Ger
tain writing papers-like
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
Runaway.

Shortly before five O'Clock Saturday
afternoon, the horse of George
D.-I-.- -~1---l L---- c.s-L.-za
d dthLt' COiUi Gu, UCCdHiC IItSLICHCu
at an automobile and ran away. He
was hitched to a spring wagon. After
throwing out his driver near Six
teenth and Main streets, he ran
west down the principal thorough
fare. In front of Pet Coles store he
collided with Mr.. Coles wagon. The
vehicle to which he was attached
was overturned ard he assumed a
recumbent position. A large crowd
gathered to look, offec advice and
give assistance. The animal was
assisted to his feet and the spring
wagon righted. Parker at this point
arrived and with the help of Officer
Gaflin hitched up the horse and drove
away. All that was injured was the
dashboard.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14

Carriages and hacks furnished to
meet all trains.
@. "A. SUMMERS Livery Barn.
lO-27tf Phone 800.
Try some OF our pure cider vinegar
OF malt vinegar. Also sweet and
sour pickles. A nice full cream
cheese and fine brick cheese at Jos.
L Long, Cash Grocer.
If you want to be well entertained
visit the Evening Star.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
Watched Fifteen Years.

For fifteen years l have watched
the working of Bucklen's Arnica Sal
We; and it has never failed to cure any
sore, boil, ulcer or burn to which it
was applied. 1t has saved us many a
doctor BILL" says AT. Hardy, of Fast
Wilton, Maine. 25c. at Crenshaw &
Young drug store.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14

Col. S. J. Huston came down from
Kansas City Tuesday evening to
spend several days on business.
Misses Ella Nickel and Norma
Steele returned Tuesday evening
from a visit of several days in Kansas
City.
DR.. C. T. Ryland went to Higgins
Vile Tuesday to attend a meet
ing of the County NJ .dical associa-
ton.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14

Just received a barrel Of choice
new kraut. Jos. L, Long, Cash
Grocer.
The ladies of the NJ. b. Church
South will hold their annual Bazaar
December 3rd and 4th, If
For cut flowers OF all kinds, funeral
designs, prompt attention, etc. call
on Leonard Coen or phone 675. If
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-14
LOCAL BRIEFS.

c. Gtuber was in Kansas City Satur-
day on business.
+. /. Wilson ven 70 Boonville Sum
day evening on business.
Miss Florence Shultz of Sedalia, is
visiting at Central college.
Firman White went to Kansas City
Monday morning on business.
Geo. Cohrs Of Kansas City spent
Sunday here with relatives.
Mrs. Sallie D. Russell returned from
Kansas City Friday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. l. G. Neale and little
son, Irwin, returned from Aullville
Saturday morning.
Mrs. j. G. McGrew, IT., AMI sister
Miss Quindara Jones, visited in
Kansas City Saturday
Misses May and Louise Shull return
ed Sunday morning from a few days
stay in Kansas City.
3 Frank Hays of Amorilla, Texas,
came in Saturday evening to spend a
few days here on business,
Mr.. and Mrs. Mike O'Malley and
Miss Mary Tobin of Kansas City spent
Sunday here with relatives.
Mrs. F. G. Jamison and Miss Mollie
Cheatham went to Kansas City Mon
day morning to spend the day.
Mrs. J.. L. Warren and daughter,
Miss Annie, of Higginsville spent
Sunday here with the family OF
Clarence Vivion,
Mrs. William Simpson of Santa
Cruz, California arrived Sunday eve
ming for an extended visit with rela
tives in this city.
Miss Edith Brelsford went to Kan
sas City Friday evening for a
brief visit with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. L. w. Brelsford.
Mrs. w. Il. Tompkins of Kansas City
arrived Sunday evening for a short
visit with her mother, Mrs. Nj. L.
Chandler in this city.
Mrs. Howard Henry aud lltsls
daughter, Virginia, returned Sunday
evening from a few days visit with
relatives in HiPginsvllle.
Mrs. Allen Crawford, who has been
visiting her son, o. o. Crawford,
here for some time, left Saturday
for her home in G%reencastle, Mo.
Miss Annie Spruce went to Kansas
City, Kansas, Sunday morning for an
extended visit with friends. Misses
Bessie Spruce and Katherine
Rosewall accompanied her as far as
Kansas City to spend the day.
State Auditor John Gordon left
Monday evening for Jefferson City.
Gustav Haerle returned Tuesday
from a short business trip to St.
Louis.
Mrs. F. I. Carter and Mrs. T, A.
Walker spent Tuesday in Higgins.
vile.
Mr.. and Mrs, j. 7. Riner went to
Wellington Monday evening for a
brief stay.
Mrs. B H. Campbell and son, Frank
left Tuesday evening for Anderson
Mo-, to locate.
Judge ]. P Chinu and Charles
Hoefer, Jr., Of Higginsville were
here Tuesday.
Hon. Alexander Graves left Tues.
day for a trip to Jefferson CITY
on legal business.
Mrs. Leila Tidball and Miss Lock-,
Arnold went to Kansas City Tues
day morning to spend the day.
Miss Helen Clark Of Neosho, Mo.
arrived Monday evening for a visi
with Dr and Mrs. y. .. Cope.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-03-12
sardou's Absentmindednes.

V~ictorien Sardou's Ats Of abstraction
are so intense that when he Is at work
the noted French dramatist Is said to
be oblivious to all else. La Tosca was
n Of the plays which appealed to him
particularly. He labored over 1t early
and late, and II 1t had not been for the
care of his family his health would
have suffered, 20 profound was his men.
tai p~reoccupation.
When he did not respond to the sum.
mons for dinner n day. a messenger
was sent to his den to insist on his com
ing to the dining room where the rest
were already seated. Presently the two
appeared, the mind Of the dramatist ap-
p~arently being still on the play. How.
ever, he was seated at the table. with.
Dut utterlng a word, and still rapt IN
thought, he finished his soup and fish
hen, pushing back his chair, he rose
md started from the room, mutterinA
and g~estlculating.
You do not wish to finish dinner2 p
he was asked.
Seeming to come to himself, he re.
piled. why, yes, II the meal Is pre-
pared. I shall be most willing to ap
tease my appetite. l am almost fam.
ished." He a In complete Ignorance
hat he had already partly finished his
meal.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-03-12

At the jamestown exposition Mark
Twain talked about lazIness at a din.
Ter.
I'VE are all lazy" he said. "but some
II us fight 1t down. Some OF us, again,
lon't. | knew a non-combatant Of this
lass when | was a boy in Hannibal.
!is name was Jim Black, and one fine
ummer morning I found him lying
lnder a tree beside the river, listening
0 the birds, and watching the steam.
oats glide up and down the great
!treanl.
We'll, what are you here forY I
aid.
Tim here said Jim, for to Ollie
hem bales onto the wharf
oh said I, and now you are rest
ng. are youT
NO said Jim, I amt resting. be-
ause ain't tired. I'm just waiting
or the sun to sink down behind that
there hill, SOS I can knock or work.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-03-12
X

DIR. Frederick A. Cook, the noted ex.
plorer, was talking in New York about
his idea Of trying to reach the south
pole with automobiles.
Polar exploring In automobiles
seems a very radical innovation, al
most a shocking innovation. doesn't
it?" he said. 1T seems almost as
shocking as the innovation that was
employed II Sunday night upon q
Brooklyn doctor. The doctor was In
church. He occupied a front pew. The
church was crowded, the preacher
preaching eloquently !; a perfect silence
reigned.
"Rut suddenly a man dashed in at
the door. He held up his hand for the
preacher to pause. Then he cried:
ais DR.. Henry Smith here?'
with all eyes conferred upon him,
DR.. Henry Smith rose slowly in the
front seat and turned around.
"'What Is wantedT' he said. He had
the grave, weary air Of a man who 10
almost overburdened with the respon.
sibilities heaped upon him.
"'Are you DIR. Henry SmithT'
al am
"Well. doctor, I am Cache 4 Co.'S
new collector. When will 1t be o n
venient for you to settle that little &C.
count Of theirs?'"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-03-12
C-HAFULTEPEC To-DA =
Battlefield I'm the Mexican "
n RenufifnI Pnrk.

1t Is only by a stretch of the
lnatlon that a person driving thr H.
the beautiful park of Chapultept
day can be brought to believe that
great rocky hill, which rises so maj !
tically from its center, was the hegi'
that was stOrmed by the America
troops nearly. 90 years ago during III
Mexican war.
The only thing to remind the vista
Of the blood that was spilled on tAl
hillside Is a small commemorative mo1|
ument about Is feet high, erected
honor Of the students of the Mllital
college who fell fighting against wba'
ls termed in Mexico the North Anne"
can INVASION"
The heights Of Chapultepec are tod1
crowned by the palace Of Presided
DlaZ. The Mexican White House" nl
only commands the City Of Mexico Oa|
the whole valley known as the Fedora
district. From the balconies of tn
palace there Is a view Of 100 miles. Y
this magnificent outlook the great zeal
ture Is Popocatepetl, which, 1850 fec
high, rears Its lofty snow-clad heaI
above the clouds
The Rock Of Chapultepec Is a ten
raced garden. The spiral walk leadInl
up to the mansion Is hidden from t'
view Of anybody standing at the bag
by a luxurlant growth Of flowers O
every species, cactus, palms, In fac'
by all the fora Of s~ub-tropical Mexico
Running in all directions from thu
smiling rock r drives and walks tha
take one to placid lakes, the home o.
mllk-white swans and rustic summeI
houses, where n may, in perfeo
quletness, dream away an hour or two
Where the Americans planted the'
cannon Is the Avenue Of Poets" Al
early as Z o'clock in the morning STD
dents can be see walking up and dow
this magnificent alley Of pines, STUDY
Ing from a book or engaged in phIO
sophie or artistic controversy. 1t caIl
to mind wildly what we have read 0
the groves Of the Academic, in Athens
where Socrates walked and discourse
and argued.
Splendid drives lead out from lD
city in every direction to C~hapultepe
Between 4 and Z o'clock in the after
noon the beauty and fashion Of Mezl'
turn out on parade, in automobile an'
carriage. quite in the manner OF 'u
Partisan who makes his drive IN lD
Bois az regularly as he performs n'
abiutons.
The return down the brilliant PaS'
dc 10 Refoyma into San FrancI''
street 10 one of the sights Of the cap
tai. From 1000 to 1900 vehicles tax
part In this daily parade ip and out .
chsnRltanec.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-03-12

z. c. B. J. Lodge Nc. Al, hold meet
ing every second Sunday Of each
month in the z. G. B. J. hall. Frank
Kostroun Pres, Mrs. Vyborny, Sec'y.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-03-12
WAITED TO SEE THE BRIDE.
enat0r Knox Did Not Have Bratm-
stnrm when Son E1Oped.

stDrn her son y
Not SO very long ago the young son
/ philander c. Knox, avowed candi-
ate Tor the Presidency and member Of
ne United States Senate from Pennsyl-
'ania, eloped, says a Washington o
/ 'espondent. Senator Knox vas awak-
| ned early in the morning by a mes
| II boy with word from his son
informing him Of the fact, and stating
hat he and his bride were at a down
| own hotel, where they were awaiting
A parental welcome, and, In any event,
at a reasonable hour, he would do him
| 4elf the honor OF calling upon his SEN
Atorlal father and making him &C
luainted with his wife.
Twenty minutes later Senator Knox
was the center of a group, all the mem
bers Of which expected him to be Se-
verely denunciatory Of his son and
make 1t clear that he was to be cast
of. Instead Senator Knox said ana
bly, well. you all seem to know that
during the night l have acquired A new
daughter-in-law. haven't seen her,
hut am very anxious to know all about
her"
In this phllosophic way he dismissed
! the subject, and what the "yellows'
hoped would be a ten days sensation
was turned into a pretty little one-day
romance. What Is more, the new
daughter-in-law has made a "hit" with
her father-in-law. She came from a
most respectable and excellent family,
though not one possessed Of worldly
goods. Mrs. Knox has been almost an
invalid for ONE months. and under
her physicians orders took her break
fast in bed. The very first morning that
the son and daughter-in-law of Senator
Knox hreakfasted with him In his ele-
CANT home on X street there was q
row Of some sort in the kitchen and the
breakfast was such a failure that the
Senator pushed his plate aside YEARLY.
| The new daughter-in-law had been ac-
customed to smaller homes and less
Of servant domination. and to see the
Senator thus cowPd in his own palatial
home aroused all Of her spirit Of COM
bativeness. In a trice she had taken
hold Of things In the senatorial kitchen
and a few moments later there was a
most palatable hot breakfast before her
husband and her father in-law.