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The Red Cloud chief., 1908-07-03
A Good Dodge.

Senator Elkins was congratulated
at q dinner on his fine new yacht, the
Marietta.
From yachts to yachting clothes the
transition VAS easy, and Senator El.
kins told a story.
An old fellow" he said. sat in a
seaside cafe. lie had finished lunch.
con: he vas now drinking champagne,
THE sun shone on the white sand,
the sea s%parkled, and every little while
the old fellow ordered another cold
half.bottle.
with the third order he said un,
easily to the waiter:
waiter, is my nose getting red?
"'Yes, sir the waiter answered, n
Is, sir, I'm sorry to say, sir
THAT won't do said the old Eel
low. That won't do at all. Waiter
send out and get me a yachting cap
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-07-03
kaiser's Ever Ready Revolver.

Emperor William II. Is never With,
out his revolver, and he is extremely
skilful In the use OF the weapon. II lie
inspected and freshly primed every
morning 5 q as 10 make sure II Is In
perfect working order. .
Firmly convinced that he is going
to die by the hand of an anarchist
this fate having been ~prophesied for
him long ago-he is determined to
make a stern fight for his life, and to
have at any rate the satisfaction II
he fails Of inficting some injury upon
his assailant.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-07-03
Snohtly Influenced.

"'Rastus," said the candidate, did
you ever sell your vote?"
NO. Stree" was the emphatic n
swer. But when a man m aroun'
and he'ps me out a little wifi de rent
and de grocery bill, l owes him a little
pure friendship, doesn't I?"-Washing-
ton Star.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-07-03
Ny! But Isn't tIe NastyI

Young Green-Do you know, SIR, !
believe that woman is really endowed
with a sixth sense.
Old 0rouch-Humph! Just about a
sixth. all the women I've met.--Trih.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-07-03
Hjstorjcal Revelation.

"How could you distinguish Achilles
from the girls?" asked the Greeks.
"How could you see that he was a
mar in woman's garb?"
He didn't" explained Ulysses,
drop his handkerchief every time he
turned around"
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-07-03
Mechanical.

Mrs. Haymow-Wall, dew ten, ef
this here 'lectric business amt a.git.
tin t beat tn band.
81 Haymow-Somepin' new in ms
paper?
Mrs. Haymow-WelI, I sh'd sayH
They've he'd motor wagons an motor
boats and neaouw they're a-gittin mo,
tor policemen. 80.
The Red Cloud chief., 1908-07-03
LOOKING Both WAYS,

Mrs. Gudehart-Mrs. Fair has such
a sunny disposition.
Mrs. Gossip-And such q stsa~
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
FOR Street CAR employees
New Apartment House at Sixth
South and Sixth East Will Be
Especially Convenient.

The property at the corner of Sixth
South and Sixth East streets. known as
Rock Row" was yesterday purchased
by DIR. John Keith for the California Bun
galow company. the consideration being
5000. IL is the intention of the bunga-
low company to erect d modern three
story-and-a-half apartment house upon a
portion of the property before the end
of the summer.
The apartment house will be 50x150 feet
and will contain sixty apartments. All
the modern space-saving devices known
will be employed in the building. il be-
ing the intention of the company to con-
struct apartments which will give a small
family living room. dining room, kitch-
en- and bath at a moderate rent. rate.
The building will be steam heated and
lighted with electricity. The apartments
are specially designed for occupancy by
the employees of the Utah Light & Rail-
way company, whose new barns and car
sheds are just across the street from the
site of the new apartment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
ISRAEL ABOUT
TO Be GATHERED
Kingdom of Heaven Church of
the First Born Incorpo-
rated in Chicago.

Chicago. Aug. 14.-'Doubt and be
damned" is the battle cry of a new re-
ligion, according to- Mrs. Jennie Blake
ly of 70 West Sixty-third street, who
with her husband. Albert Blakely, is
promoting 1t. and who. together. COM
prise the Kingdom of Heaven Church
of the First Born" The people claim to
nave received a divine manifestation
from out of the clouds fifteen years ago
this coming 18th day of August, and
they declare that Ill will befall any one
who discusses it before its fifteenth
anniversary.
Blakely is a carpenter and has been a
close student of the Bible for a long
time. He and his wife were formerly
members of the Latter-day Saints
church. and expect a large following
from that creed and among the Jews.
Church Incorporated.
They filed their charter of incorpora-
ton in the county recorders Office yes
terday, and. while it indicates that nine
persons participated in the organiza-
ton of the church, Mrs. Blakeiy ac-
knowledged that she and her husband
are really the only ones who acted, -
and that the others were merely pres
emit"
Blakely is named in the papers on file
as ruler" and his wife as secretary
and the claim is made that the AL
mighty elected them. The objects of
the church are given as follows:
To rule and refine: to redeem sin: to
set up the heavenly sanctuary; to bind
up the testimony and seal the law: to
work after the spiritual order of God
in all divine ordinances; to establish
apostles, prophets, evangelists. pastors
and teachers with fundamental prin-
ciples; to gather in all Israel
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
0HMSTEAD is HELD.
Man Who Impersonated Naval OFF,
Ger Bound Over.

Percy j. Ohmstead, the man who has
been representing himself as naval
recruiting officer throughout the coun-
try, and finally arrested by the United
States marshal, had a hearing before
United States Commissioner Charles
Baldwin yesterday afternoon and was
bound over to await the action of the
federal grand jury. which meets on the
first Monday in November.
Ohmsteads bonds were fixed at 5000.
Being unable to furnish bail, he was
sent TO JAIL Notwithstanding reports
TO the contrary, the United States dis
trict Office knows nothing of the pre-
vious record of Ohmstead, and the story
that he was an old offender and had
done time before is discredited by the
federal authorities.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
Letter From Garfield County.

Mr.. Ephraim CaffaII OF CannOnviIle.
Utah, writes:
Enclosed pleace find 25c to pay for
a copy of your Manual of Health. as
per your offer in the Deseret Semi
Weekly. l had this book years ago, but
lost II, and am anxious to get another
Your CHILDREN'S PANACEA is
widely known here, through my and
NV Wifes recommendations. as We were
sure of its merits in diseases of chill
dren, for we have used it many times
in our family during the past thirty
eight years. 1t Is now kept in stock at
all the stores here
This interesting letter is but typical
of the many sent constantly to The manu-
facturer of the Graefenberg Childrens
Panacea. This well known remedy has
been selling for over sixty years.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
! WENT THROUGH
THE CAR WINDOW
Chicago Automobile Thief Es-
capes From Windy City De-
teCtive in Montana.
MISCREANT SHOWS NERVE
SENSATIONAL STORIES OF EScA-
FADE ON THE COAST.

Chicago. Aug. 14.-Ernest Diedler.
wanted In Chicago for the theft of a
$4,000 automobile. escaped from de-
tective last night near Big Timber.
Mont. by jumping from a window of a
Pullman car.
This information was received here
today in a telegram 10 the police de-
partment from Detective Kinney, who
was bringing the prisoner back from
Portland, Ore. Diedler was originally
arrested two months ago. but was adj
mitted 20 bail in Portland. whereupon,
II is alleged. he promptly broke into
the garage where the stolen car had
been stored by the police and stole it a
second time. Four days ago he was
again arrested, this time at Chehalis,
Wash. He had disposed of the ma
chine.
Detective Kinney had left his seat
for a minute, when he heard the sound
of a window being opened. and turned
Just in time to see his prisoner disap-
pearing through it,
The train was stopped and backed up.
but no trace Of the fugitive was found.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
DIedler's Escapade.

Tacoma. Wash, Aug. 14.-Ernest
, Diedler. who according to news from
, Chicago. jumped from a train in Mon
tana while in custody of an officer, was
captured near Tacoma a few days ago
after an automobile chase of many
miles. 1t is alleged that he stole an
automobile in Chicago. ran IT to point
In Wisconsin and then shipped 1t to
Portland. Ore. There he is said to have
sold IL for a nominal sum and later
stole IT from the buyer. He was cap
tured by the police and made a daring
escape while being taken to the police
station by darting into a doorway. up
stairs to the roof. and then jumping to
the ground. He Immediately returned
to the automobile, which he drove past
the police station at breakneck speed.
shouting defiance to the officers, who
fired several shots at him. He drove
like the wind across country to Seattle.
with the Portland owner of the machine
In full pursuit. Reaching Seattle. Died.
Ter turned back southwark and was
overtaken. He is regarded as one of the
most daring men with which the west
ern officers have had to meet
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
See Inc baII game to-day, W anddInere
CAUSED GREAT ALARM.
Volcanic Eruption or Forest Fire In
the Vicinity of Nina, New.

Reno, New, Aug. 14.-Reports were re-
ceived at the dispatcher's office at Sparks
late last night from Nina, New, that the
residents OF that little desert town were
greatly perturbed over what they thought
TO be a volcanic eruption close by. Short
ly before $50 O'Clock. the town became
deeply wrapped IN a heavy pail of smoke
with a strong odor of sulphur. The smoke
continued until after midnight, when 4
Aainstorm dissipated II.
An investigating party will be sent out
N determine whether II was the result
OF a forest fire or from a fissure in the
earth
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.

has been used for YEARS by MILLIONS
o. MOTHERS for their CHILDREN
WHILE TEETHING. with PERFECT
SUCCESS II SOOTHES the CHILD
SOFTENS the GUMS. AL AVS all
hest remedy for DIARRHOEA. Sold by
druggists In every part OF the world Be
sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup" and take - other kind
TWENTY-FIVE cents a bottle. GUARAN-
TEED UNDER THE FOOD AND DRUG
ACT. JUNE 20. 1906. SERIAL NUMBER
inq2-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
C0ULDN'T MAKE
ALTERTON PAY
Creditors of Railroad Scheme
Which Fell Through Com
PEELED to Pocket Losses.

Santa Fe. N. NJ. Aug. 14-In the mat
ter of the Mexican Southeastern Rail-
road company receivership. pending III
court here for more than ten years,
Judge John r. McFie today approved
the final report of the receiver, Henry
w. Leman. discharged the receiver and
Cancelled his bond.
The Mexican Southeastern Railroad
company was organized in 1896 in New
Mexico, with a capital of $40, 900 900. to
build road in Mexico from San Gero-
nimo TO Guatemala as a part of the
proposed intercontinental railroad sys-
tenn. The Spanish-American war came
on, the company could not sell its bonds
and its concessions from the Mexican
large amount of construction had in
volved the company In over a million
dollars of net liabilities.
Many Suits Resulted.
Samuel w. Allerton, the we'll known
capitalist of Chicago, was treasurer of
the company and large stakeholder.
Various test suits were brought against
Allerton and practically all the litiga-
ton was the result of an organized eff
fort TO make him pay all the company's
liabilities. The case has been bitterly
fought on both sides. In his exhaust
i've final report the receiver regretfuly
informs the court that if they had been
successful in the contests with Aller-
ton he would have enough assets in his
hands to pay all the creditors in full
A w. Washburn of Chicago Mr.. AL
lerton's lawyer, who has conducted the
defense in all this litigation. stated here
today that the discharge of the re-
ceiver ended the whole matter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
the balloon owned by CAPTAIN Lovelace of

the balloon owned by Captain Lovelace of
the New York Aero club.
Preparations for an ascent were being
made when the accident occurred. The
cause is supposed to have been the throw
ing down of a lighted match
Miss Hill. aged IS, secretary to Captain
Lovelace was one OF the persons killed.
She was burned to a cinder.
The other person killed. man. and the
six men who sustained injuries also were
employed by Captain Lovelace-
Captain Lovelace's clothes were burned,
but otherwise he sustained no injuries.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
TWO KILLED; SIX INJURED.
Explosion of Balloon Envelope, Due
to Someone's CareIessness.

London. Aug. 1.-Two persons were
killed and six injured by the explosion
this morning at the grounds of the Fran
co-British exhibition of the envelope Of
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
FATAL MISTAKE.

Wichita Kan. Aug. H.-Mistaking his
wife. who had got Up TO close a window,
for burglar. George Parker of Harper
Kan. shot her dead last night The bull
let severed the jugular vein.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
OGDEN CANYON EXCURSION

Over the Lagoon route. Round trip
fare. including automobile to all cam
yon resorts. $3.50. To Ogden only. Sun
day, $1.00
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15

Baseball, o. S. L. VS.. Wandamere
today, free.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15

o. S. L. employees today at Wanda
mere.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
Butte Police Notified.

Butte. Mont, Aug. 14.-At a late hour
Diedler had not been recaptured. His
description has been wired to Butte
and the local police are on the watch
for him.
o. S. l.. employees today at Wanda
mere.
TaLa a din az Coitoir
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15
Boys wash suits half priced
Saturday morning.

Linens. chambrays, ducks and
galatea fabric-white and col
ored-values $1.75 to $500
Choose at 8Sc to $500.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-08-15

See the ball game today, Wand;
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-11-28
A Stranger In a Strange Land.

Leopold Couget, of the district Of
Hanter Pyrenes, France, arrived in
Caldwell Monday with a letter
of introduction to Walt Sebree from
his brother viii. asking him to Sc
cure Mr.. Couget position with Bob
Noble as he desired to learn the sheep
business. But as Bob is now engaged
in building an electric line from Boise
to Nampa and had quit the business
of propagating sheep, another en-
ployer had to be secured. Finley Nc
kenzie was communicated with and
was expected to arrive in the city
Wednesday, but storm prevented his
arrival. Mr.. Couget is unable to speaf
word Of English and were it not fol
Mrs. G. w. Warren, who speaks
French like a native, he would be un
able to communicate his simples
wants. However, he is bright ant
intelligent young man and will doubt
less soon catch on and eventually be
| come a millionaire sheep owner o
Idaho, unless the chief forester shoul,
cut him off at the pockets, as 1t were
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-11-28
A Startling Debut.

A comedy of errors describes the
first appearance on the stage Of Mr..
Huntley Wright. He was supposed to
impersonate the warder of mad
house, and the scene opened with the
brutal Ill treatment Of the hero, and 1t
ended with a gunpowder explosion. In
his nervousness the warder dropped
his cap, and, being agitated and short
sighted, he picked up the pan Of gun
powder instead. 1t instantly blew up,
nearly frightening him out of his wits.
He rushed from the stage and col
lapsed, as he thought, on stool in the
wings, which turned out to be a fire
bucket full Of water! - London An
swers
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-11-28
THE ENCORE HABIT.
How Sims Reeves Turned the Tables
on One of His Admirers.

How Sims Reeves Turned the Tables
on One of His Admirers.
Sims Reeves, who in his day was &C
cepted as the most celebrated tenor on
the concert stage, was so much OF
favorite that whenever he sang he was
usually greeted with a hearty encore,
accompanied with enthusiastic cheers.
Reeves was very good natured about
the matter, but he made it rule never
he felt that his voice was not In first
class shape He happened to notice
that an elderly man, who turned out
to be dealer In hats along the Strand,
London, attended nearly every concert
within convenient distance IL Sims
Reeves happened to be on the bill and
generally led the encore brigade. This
halter was persistent person and Of
ten applauded until he had forced
Reeves to respond to double and triple
encores.
Determined to teach the little halter
a lesson, one afternoon just as dark
was approaching Reeves entered his
admirers store and said, "One hat,
please" naming the particular shape
which he desired. The little halter
didn't recognize the great tenor and
handed out one hat.
"Good," said Reeves. "How much
is this hatf''
give shillings," said the store pro
prietor.
Encore" said Reeves.
A second hat was Forthcoming, and
Reeves ultimately obtained three zen
core hats. When the little halter de
handed FL sterling for the purchase:
| Reeves pretended to be furious.
"Send these four hats to this ad
dress" ordered the tenor in terribl,
tone. "but only pay for one hat. d.
you understand? The three other hat
| are encore hats. II you make me SIM
songs for nothing you must send M
hats for nothing"
The little halter was speechless.-
Portland Oregonian.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-11-28

In the District Court of the Seventh
Judicial District of the State of Ida
no, in and for the County of Canyon.
Annie V. Pritchard, plaintiff, VS..
Frank Pritchard, defendant.
The State of Idaho sends greeting TO
the above named defendant, Frank
Pritchard.
You are hereby required to appear
in an action brought against you by
the above named plaintiff in the dis
trict court of the seventh judicial DIS
trict of the state of Idaho, in and Tor
the county of Canyon, and to answer
the complaint filed therein within
twenty days exclusive of the day OF
service) after the service on you OF
trict within which the action Is
brought, and within forty days II serV-
ed elsewhere. Said action is brought
to dissolve the bonds of matrimony ex-
listing between the plaintiff and de-
PENDANT, and for the custody of the mi
nor children by plaintiff. :.
And you are hereby notified, that II
you fail to appear and answer the sag
complaint, as above required, the salo
plaintiff will take judgment against
Sides costs and disbursements.
Given under my hand and the seal
of the district court Of the seventh
judicial district of the state of Idaho
in and for the county of Canyon, this
10th day of October, in the year OF our
Lord one thousand nine hundred ano
f! (Seal) o. v. BADLEY. clerk.
BY Love Miller Smith.
Deputy Clerk
Griffiths & Grifiths and j. A. Elston
Attorneys for plaintiff,
Residing at Caldwell. Idaho.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1908-11-28
MADE 1T RIGHT.
Vet II Was Not Easy For the Salesman
to Grasp the Boss Scheme.


to Grasp the Boss Scheme.
In one of the suburbs of London
there Is a wholesale firm the senior
member of which may be known as
Mr.. Blank. The firm has two travelling
salesmen-a single man. receiving 80
shillings per week, and the other
married man. drawing 60 per week.
A short time ago the single man, be-
ing In the shop and looking over mat
tiers, discovered that the married Sales
man was receiving 10 shillings per
week more salary than himself, while
be (the single mani was selling more
goods. He called Mr.. Blanks atten-
ton to this and suggested that, as he
was selling more than the other fell
low, he should at least receive as much
pay.
The senior partner acknowledged the
apparent Inconsistency and assured his
man that he would look into 1t and IL
the statement were correct he would
make matters right.
Another week rolled by, and when
the single man came to draw his sal
airy from the bookkeeper he was sur
prised to find only 30 shillings passed
out to him the same as before. He de-
INJURED. The bookkeeper insisted he
had received no instructions to raise
his pay and referred him to the gov
ernor Approaching Mr.. Blank. he
said:
you remember, sir, spoke to you
last week about my salary. stating
that, while was selling more goods
than the other traveller, l was receiv-
ing less pay. and l thought l should
receive as much as he did. You assur-
ed me you would look into it and make
matters right" II
EYES," said Mr.. Blank, ST remember
your mentioning the matter, and
made 1t right. didn't II"
"Why. no; l don't see how you have,
as the bookkeeper has just paid
the same amount as before. can't
how that is making it right, sir"
You don't understand" said the
senior partner. 81 have made 1t right
You thought you ought to have as
much pay as the other man, and
have made 1t right by cutting the othel
fellows pay London Tit-Bits,
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nth day OF December. 1908. at . o'clock
q. m. of said date, on the public high
way In front of Patrick Ewaldsoh's
place or ranch in West Emmett pre-
1 will sell to the highest bidder for
cash in lawful money of the United
years old, branded thus (F with same
letter upside down followingl on the
left hip, with a Slit In tn eright ear.
Said animal was taken up at said Pat
rick Ewaldson's ranch about four miles
northwest OF Emmett, Idaho, having
broken said ranch several times on or
about the first day of October, 1908.
Dated this 2Sth day of October, 1908.
w. NJ. AMES,
Constable OF North Emmett Precinct,
County OF Canyon, state of Idaho.
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CONTEST NOTICE.

department OF the Intertor,
United States Land Ohice,
Boise. Idaho, October 20, 1908.
A sufneient contest affidavit having
been hled in this office by William
Johnson. Caldwell, Idaho. Sontestsnt.
seq sWS seri sHs NO oNisSw ssot aoa
Boise Meridian, by James c. Cashen.
Caldwell, Idaho, contested, in which II
he has never established his residence
thereon, having abandoned same for
more than six months since making
said entry; that said tract Is not set
as required by law; that he has never
built a house or other building on said
land snice making said entry; that said
alleged absence from the said land was
2 not due to his employment in the army.
as a private soldier, officer, seaman.
or marine during the war with Spain,
or during any other war In which the
United states may be engaged. Said
respond, and offer evidence touching
sadl allegation at 10 o'clock a. m. on
December 2, 1908, before Walter r.
Cupp, u. S. Commissioner at Caldwell
tkd as6 and .o that Anal bearing win b BE-
1905. before the Register and Receiver
Boise, Idaho.
Forth facts which show that after due
diligent personal service OF this notice
can not be made. 1t Is hereby ordered
and directed that such notice be giver
by due w SId gs1RsE REGISTER
FRED ". TINKER, Receiver.
Oct. S1-Nov. 7-14-21-2S.