Amador ledger., 1908-11-13
GLOBE SIGHTS.

two days DetOro electlOn.
We like nearly every sort of man
better than a thoroughbred.
It is never safe to tell newly
married man secret; hell tell his
wife
Before you have been in most
families two days, you aie compelled
to take sides.
A boy eats until he can't hold any
more. and then grabs his hat and
rushes for the door.
Talk five minutes with any man,
confdentially and you will find he
has been robbed by somebody.
When big, strong, powerful look
ing man smiles and shows dimpes in
his cheeks, it looks funny.
There is nothing people admire
more than man aud his wife who
are in love with each other.
An Atchison wife has become so far
emancipated that she carl les a night
key, and her husband hasn't any.
The greatest triai in the world is to
have a trouble on your mind, and
guest i'll the house at the same time.
AS soon as boy comes into his
mothers presence, she screams out:
GLOW on earth did your tear your
clothes ~
We have yet to meet man who
admits that his life would have heen
ruined if his wife had refused to
marry him.
Occasionally man who has a
naturally cheerful disposition de
pends too much upon it, and becomes
generally worthless.
Somehow a coffin carried on a
country road in farm wagon, looks
a great deal more horrible than when
seen in a hearse.
A widower who lras one foot in the
grave, has taken it out, and put it in
a yellow shoe, and is having his
house painted bridal style.
About the WORST use you can put n
man to is to stand him on corner,
and let him growl about what the
city ought to edo" in the way of
improvements.
a bride-to-be can easily understand
Why her iiance's mother is in doubt
whether any woman is good enough
for her son, but good many wives
can't explain it.
We have often noticed this: Two
men will be walking along, aud one
will say to the other: 'What's the
matter with you? Are you crazy?"
His first guess is crazy.
We have seen some sort of II card
game wherein those engaged play
''for safety" After ii man passes
fifty, and even before, he should
play for safety in the game of life.
Formerly the hunters of this sec
tion killed turkeys. and deer and
wild geese, and prairie chickens.
Now about all they get is a mud hen
occasionally. In five years they will
come home with big bags of English
sparrows. In ten years there will be
nothing left to shoot except grass
hoppers.
The manner in which some people
disagree always amuses us. One man
will believe that a certain doctrine is
immensely important, and devote
much time to spreading it. Another
man will declare that the doctrine is
silly, and devote much time to com.
batting it, Probably both men waste
lot of energy that should be de-
voted to their own affairs.
Did any one ever apologize to
telephone girlY
II you have secret, you may as
we'll tell it to fifty as to one.
No man can afford to say all the
things he would like to say.
Every man thinks that the other
fellows business Is all profit.
Much of that which is called "pure
devilment" is pure human nature.
What is a home? Everyone has a
different definition. What is yoursY
Was there ever a man who wanted
to be married in church when his
time came?
We imagine an awkward girl always
feels worse about it than an awkward
boy.
If you want to enjoy yourself, get
one doctor to tell how ignorant an
other doctor is,
A young doctor calls diseases by
their Latin names; an old doctor is
not so particular.