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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

1t was a very bad joke the three
young men perpetrated who turned in
a false alarm of fire, but the Justice of
the Peace did well in making them pay
dearly for it. 1t cost them $3.50 per
head. Served them hight.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Talking about the Excise Commits
sion and Atlantic City, ii New Jersey
will put an end to the mosquitoes, a
great many other sins will be forgiven
temporarily.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

The Kangaroos turned out nobly to
welcome the American fleet. There Is
a saying in Australia that the people
there are Americans IN spirit and
British by veneer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26
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Bsauas ,lm Kind Wv Have AlwaIs Bought
s's. ss IxNM1A.

1t is pleasing fact as announced BY
the health hends, that terrapin should
not be eaten in August, also you should
eat cod fish. Geel but these fellows
are getting down to the ordinary limit
in great shape. They must be looking
for popularity.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Stating that their lives are constant
ly menaced by fast-driving antoists,
farmers of Hamilton township to the
East of Trenton, have measured off a
mile, and are timing every autoist
who comes that way to find some one
who is violating the automobile speed
laws. They threaten to arrest him.
State Commissioner of Vehicle Regis
tration Smith is canceling licenses OF
people who speed throu III the State.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Admiral Evans says we should have
twenty four battleships in both the
Atlantic and Pacific oceans. Sixteen
OF these should be in commission all
the time in each ocean and eight held
in reserve. A navy costs money, SO
does an insurance policy. And what
is navy but a policy of insurance
against war Isn't 1t easier to pay the
premium than to foot the expenses
of war.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26
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Bears IA :, lhe Kind You Have Always Bought
S's. .l <91zl1xS.

When one reads OF the way in which
all food of all kinds is a1ulterated, one
wonders at the resisting power of the
human constitution; that SO many OF us
are alive and well is surprising
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

An Altoona man has been cured of
deafness by stroke OF lightning Some
very good people have been cured of a
confirmed habit OF living by the same
process.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

There are nine boats in active SER
vice on the Morris canal this year, not
counting the one used by the COM
pany for repairs. etc. Last year there
were only four captains in service
In the palmy DAYS it was not unusual
for one hundred boats to go over the
planes in one day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

An organized movement has begun
in Sussex county to force indictment
by the September grand jury of every
road overseer who has neglected his
duty in the way OF removing loose
stone aud cutting brush by the road
side.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

The man who lost dog worth $aoo..
SO, ought to file a bill OF particulars
What was the fifty cents added fora
1t isn't enough for a tail and too much
for a bark.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26
The summer of our discomfort is the
season OF the iceman's perfect bliss.

Plans for the sixty-,wo story sky
scraper in New York have been APP
proved. It may be that in time the
sixty second story will be used as an
aerial garage.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

dyspepsia Is our national allment.
Burdock Blood Bllters is the national
cure for it. 1t Strengthens stomach
membranes, promotes flow of digestive
juices, purlfies the blood, builds you
up.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Now that it has been discovered that
the automobile kills mosquitoes, it is to
be hoped that it will concentrate all its
life destroying tendencies on that one
subject.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Any skin itching is a temper-tester.
The more you scratch the worse il
itches. Doan's Ointment cures piles,
eezema-any skin itching. AT all drug
stores.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Il have been somewhat costive, but
Doan's Regulets gave just the results
desired. They act mildly and regu-
late the bowels perfectly. "-George B,
Kaause, 500 Walnut Ave, Altoona,
D.,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

100000 gallons OF whiskey burned
up in a night Think Of the vast num-
Der of Kentucky headaches that have
gone up in smoke.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

We make specially Of engraved
visiting cards. Let us furnish you IA
new plate at II reasonable price or
leave your old one aud we will have
your cards printed in few days.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Wood, welded, spanked and iorgiv-
ell all in 4S hours, is the startling
record OF a fifteen year old girl victim
of the early marriage epidemic.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Statistics show that i6,425 wives have
been beaten by Toledo husbands within
the last fifteen years. Toledo must hold
a patent on happy homes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

A specific for pain--Dr. Thomas
Electric Oil, strongest, cheapest lini-
ment ever devised. A household rem
edy in America for IS years
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

The thoroughbred farms of Ken,
lucky are being turned into cattle
ranges. This ought to bring down the
price Of beef and harm no one but the
bookmakers.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Peary writes from the Arctic regions
OF his plans for reaching the South
Pole One thing at time. please,
the North Pole chicken isn't Matched
yet.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

One thousand car loads OF potatoes
were shipped from Salem County, N.
J., this season
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

largely woman's complaint is chic
ly caused by indigestion, constipation
and torpid liver. You can prevent i,
by taking dose of DIR. David Kenn-
edy's Favorite Remedy, once every
few days Immediately after meals.
Pleasant to the taste. Write DIR.
David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout, N.
Y, for a free sample bottle. Large
bottles sI.oo, all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26
Public Sale Of House and Lot

By virtue of an order of the Orphans
Court of the County of Hunterdon, made ON
the first day of June, 1905, there will be offer
ed at public sale at the office of A. d. Ander-
son, No. SO Bridge street, Lambertyile, New
Jersey, on
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER sath, 1905.
at two o'clock in the afternoon, Dwelling
House and Barn and lot of land, 100xl50 feet,
situate at the northeast corner of Hancock
and Allen streets, in West Amwell township,
Hunterdon county, New Jersey, near the
boundary line Of Lambertville, being the
same land that was conveyed to Milton NJ
Black. by the executors of Harrison Carver
and Griffith Williams by deed dated Septem-
Der rs, 1902. and recorded in the office Of the
Clerk Of the County of Hunterdon in Book
900 of Deeds, page 202
Conditions will be made known on day of
sale.
A. ID. ANDERSON,
Administrator Of Milton NJ. Black, decd
August q, 1908,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

1t is mighty mean man who will
be dead" for ten years and then come
back to make trouble in the family.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

See our big line of Birthday and
season cards-all cards tinseled free.
DOLL HOSPITAL.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Lambertville, N. j., Aug. 4, 1908.
The Directors this day declared dividend
of one "a per cent. (s5c. per share) payable
September 10, 1908, to all stockholders of re-
cord, August 30 1905 Checks will be mailed.
H. G. CASE, President.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

People will not look forward to pos
terity who never look backward to
their ancestry.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26
KIDNEY AND LIVER CURE

DR.. David Kennedy's Fayore Remedy Ia adapted
to all ages and both sexes, aifordiIg permanent re-
lief in all cases caused by impurity Of the blood
such as Kidney, Bladder and Liver Com
plants; cures Constipation and Weaknesses
peculiar to women
proves successful in where all other medi-
cines have totally failed No sufferer should pair
as long as this remedy is nntried. II has unbro-
ken record of success for 30 years, and has
won hosts OF warm friends.
Are you suffering from any disease tracenble to
the causes mentioned? If SO, DIR. KENNEDY has
staked his personal and professional reputation on
the statement that FavOrite Remedy will do you
good.
FREE.-Send for free trial bottle and
booklet containing valuable medical advice Write
also for an Easy Test for finding out II you
have kidney disease. Address DIR. David KEN
ncdy's Sons, kondout, Ny. Mention this paper
REMEMBER, the full name is Dir. DAVID
KENNEDY'S FAVURIfE REMEDY, made at
Rondont, N. ", and the price is SI.OO (aix
bottles $500 at all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Millville, N. J., had an official dog
catcher and SO many did he catch that
In three weeks his fees amounted to
$rsa.75. No, Millville prefers taking
chances with hydrophobia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26
Board of Education.

The monthly meeting Of the Board Of Edu-
cation OF the City of Lambertville will be
held on WEDNESDAY, EVENING, SEPT.
9Th, 1908. at 500 O'Clock.
JOSEPH E. BAYARD.
Secretary.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Three per cent. interest paid on Certificates
of Deposit and in Savings Department.
Safe deposit boxes for rent in new vault
from three dollars up. Wills receipted for
and kept free of charge.
No charges made for collecting incomes
and making investments.
CALVIN SOLLIDAY Y, President.
JOHN q. HOLCOMBE, Vice President.
FRANK A. PHILLIPS Cashier.
j. s. STUDDIFORD, Asst. Cashier
WILLIAM l.. WILSON, Teller
DIRECTORS.
Calvin SOiliday, Frank a. Phillips,
Samuel A. Burns, Geo. l.. ROmlne,
j. s. Studdiford, John q. HOlcombe,
George w. Massey, Wilmot Quinby,
Isaiah r. Smith, }. W. Crook.
william Lauer,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

Folly is never long pleased with It.
eelf. German Proverb.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-08-26

40 carloads OF watermelons are ship
ped from Laurel, Delaware, daily.
Evening journal., 1908-12-07
HOUSEHOLD HELPS

Not every housewife knows that a
large bowl of fresh water placed in a
room over night will absorb all the smell
Of tobacco from the evenings pipes and
cigars and prevent that stale smell In
the morning which is so difficult to get
rid Of.
At the same time. all ends of cigars
and tobacco ash should be cleared away
before closing the room for the night
This simple precaution is quite worth
while where small fiat is concerned.
and where the dining-room Is used In
lieu OF a smolSing-room.
Lemons which have become hard and
shrunken from being kept too long may
be softened by laying ther TO soak for a
few hours in cold water To keep the
yolk Of an egg from congealng, 1t is a
good plan to pour a little water over
Il befre putting It away. When this
It before putting # away When this
yolk the latter will be found perfectly
soft and fresh.
The disagreeable odor Of cooking
greens" can always be avoided by
placing a bag containing lump OF
bread the size of a hens egg in the
I saucepan WIN the bollUk NtbeAdhitf
This serves 10 absorb the gases. which
otherwise escape and permeate tho entire
house A few pieces OF charcoal in the
cooking pot are said to serve the same
purpose
II a grinding mill has been used ir
crushing spices It is seldom easy to rid
Il of the strong aroma which clings e
the working parts The experiment
should, however be tried OF passing
little rice through, the grinder, the
grains of which effectually clean th'
machinery.
A clean brick makes an excellent res
for the hot iron on laundry days, as /
holds the heat better than the perfor
ated iron stands generally used for tn
purpose.
Even the furniture is getting its shar
of the hand work. Now shirtwais
boxes are being covered with tea straw
instead Of the lowered material
which were az first used so mucl
Sometimes the whole is done over wit
a dark green stain such as is used o.
wicker furniture. and the brass-heaeec
tacks show up very pretLly on it.
Evening journal., 1908-12-07
MOTHERS WAY

"some are born victims, some achieve
-" Lucy hesitated.
"some achieve victims and some have
victims thrust upon them" finished Miss
Haywood, promptly. "If you are going
to paraphase. paraphase to the bitter
end But why this pessimistic outburst?'
"Oh. ! have victims thrust upon me-"
said Lucy. laughing "Of all the easy
marks-to quote by brother Frank my
mother is the limit-still quoting my
brother Frank. We never know what
portion OF our belongings have been
handed out to some one who asked for
them. Frank kept his closet locked
until the day he was invited to spend
the night at Glenwood and forgot to
give the key 70 the porter when he sent
for his clothes. Mother had always
fell injured by the locked closet and
you should have seen her face wher
Frank came home i'm a state OF foamins
wrath. She looked like the cat that
ate the canary. He hasn't locked fl
since then. though he runs big risks
Evening journal., 1908-12-07
THEATRICAL
THE GARRICK

"Toyland" is the musical comedy
creation of Gus Sohlke's which has
gone a long ways towards placing that
gentleman up in the front ranks of
vaudeville producers I'm a very short
time. Western Life" another Sohlke
production was here week or two
ago While "Toyland" IS entirely diff
ferent In every way ii is mono the
less entertaining and offers ample va
riety straight through the number.
William Seymour ana eight others fig
ure I'm the cast James Devlm and
Mae lclwood In "The Girl from Yon-
kcrs;' The Atlantic city Four in a
singing sketch; Golden and Hughes
IN black face comedy; Mr.. and Mrs
Hugh Emmett. In music and ventril-
oquism: Veronica and Hurlfalls
knockabout comedians; and The Fom
Kirston Mariettas. direct from IN,
New York Hippodrome. complete tn,
program for the week commencing to.
day. 1t looks like a very good bin. D.,
Evening journal., 1908-12-07
WOMANKIND F.
Fashion Hints from
Paris

he must be nice old man or he would
ask for more than two cents. This kind
OF logic made Frank speechless. Then
when he burst into laugh mother said
that from the time he was a child he
never had much sense-which was very
scathng remark for her.
But when the old man failed TO APP
pear for two or three weeks mother
was so worried that Frank went and
looked him up, which wasn't an easy
task"
WAS he millionaire or a miser?'
asked Miss Haywood.
Neither" said Lucy. "He was just
a poor old man who was trying TO keer
from going to the poorhouse.
Since that old man has been fount
worthy mother has a strong weapon
of defense when we tell her she is easily
imposed upon.
"After all. Ia rather have her as she
is and run the risk OF being robbed than
have her any other way."-Chicag,
Daily News
Evening journal., 1908-12-07
HOW TO GAIN
HEALTHY FLESH
N. B. Danforth Advises Use of samose.

N. 3. Danforth Advises Use Of samose.
While thinness may not be dis
ease. yet Il Is In reality a condition
that needs attention. Under the nour-
ishing powers of Samose healthy natu-
raj flesh will soon be attained
This remarkable flesh-forming food
Strengthens the system generally and
builds up the feshy tissues so that
good, natural plumpness results.
An ounce OF flesh As better than a
pound of theory. n. B. Danforth be-
lieves that the best possible demons
stration of the ilesh-forming powers
Of Samose IS TO have 1t tried by his
customers. and 20 induce them to
use II, his offer TO pay for the Samose
I'm case It does not give satisfaction.
No stronger proof than this can he
given of his faith IN &. lie han seen
hundreds who were weak, thin and
scrawny. become plump, robust and
strong solely through the use OF
Samose.
If you are thin or IN poor health,
take advantage Of this offer. You run
no risk whatever, and the chances arc
gS out of 100 that you viii notice
gain IN weight after using Samose for
week or ten days.
Evening journal., 1908-12-07

Americas next war forms the theme
OF the complete novel published in the
December number OF The Smart Set. This
rs an imaginative romance by Arthur
Stanley Riggs. whose fancy scars to al
most az great heights In dealing with the
future as did that OF Jules Verne In this
novel, "ln Quest OF Fame" the author
cleverly Interrupts now and then the prog
ress OF a charming love story to draw a
very logical picture Of the conditions that
may bring on an ultimate conflict within
the next two decades The clashlng OF pom
derous armored fleets, the swift swooplns
OF aerial craft. great cities crashing down
amid ruin and riot and the thrilling ex-
poits Of the hero make one OF the most
readable stories Of the month.
one Of the things that amuses Mrs.
Wilson Woodrow most-and she has a
very active sense OF humor--is tho as
sumption on the part OF good guessers''
that she Ga the wife Of Woodrow Wilson.
the president Of Princeton University. and
that she has turned her name around AS
literary pleasantly or an evasion OF direct
responsibility Mrs. Woodrows new story
of New York society. "1'he Silver Butter
n.y." has gone into It's third large print
ing within month Of publication.
In the illustrations by Alonzo Kimbaii
for "The Right Man" is used for the first
time the very elaborate process known
as -photogravure. The effect is biz.
ARE In the extreme.
Mrs Elizabeth NJ. wheclocks Stories Of
the Wagner Operas Told for Children.
has been adopted for the public school
libraries Of Rochester, n. y.
over half a million copies have been
circulated OF Raymond M. Alden's story,
"why the Chimes Rang This is gener'
ally regarded ms tho best kindergarten
story ever published.
Evening journal., 1908-12-07
I'm A BAD Way
Many a Wilmington Reader Will Feel
Grateful for This lnfor-
m ation

nation.
When your back gives out:
Becomes lame. weak or aching:
When urinary troubles set I'm.
Your kidneys are in a bad way"
Doan's Kidney pills viii cure you.
Here is local evidence to prove IL:
Charles Walker. 307 Fifth ST.. VIII
mington, Del. SAYS: Il suffered for
long time from pains across my loins
and a miserable weakness that made
my work irksome, My back panied
me greatly at night. breaking my rest
and making me feel dun and languid
in the morning. | tried several rem :
edles but found no relief and was in
very serious condition when friend
told me about Doan's Kidney Pills. I
procured them az Danforths Phar-
macy and they cured me so completely
not a vestige Of the complaint has
shown itself since. have recon-
mended Doan's Kidney Pills TO my
friends and know of several who have
used them with the same good re-
suits"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster -Milburn Co. Buffalo
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-D Doans-and
take no other.
Evening journal., 1908-12-07
CASTOR OIL EXPLAINED

Most every one has an impression
that the "oil' IN Castor on is the gen
eral that routs the enemy of mankind
constipation. This has been proven
TO be crroncous; and if we stop TO
think this impression should never
have been entertained. for n the "oil"
has this property any other oil would
do as well. But lard oil. whale oil or
animal oils win not act on the bowels
Ever think of that? We learn that
IL Is the nauseous. acrid particles In
Castor OH which relieves constipa-
ton. The only way to get more
valuable medicine and get the effect
WITHOUT any taste is TO ask your drug
gist for a sweet little pill called
Blackburn's CascaRoyal- Fills. MIR.
Blackburn controls the manufacture of
this wonderful new remedy and Il Is
sold by all leading druggists In ten
and twenty-five cent packages. IL is
stated that this new remedy is pleas
urahle in its effect on the bowels. and
Is recommended for old and young.
Evening journal., 1908-12-07

last week when ! came home I found
mother In tears. She refused TO eX-
plain fur some time. 7 think she had
made mp her mind never to tell. but
she craved sympathy. Ii seems that
young man in uniform-she dwelt upon
the uniform as an extenuating circum-
stance-had come TO the door with an
express package from New York
upon which there was charge of
Si.55. She said she told him she didn't
know any one in New York and she
thought Il queer any one should send
a present with a charge on II and she
thought Si.55 too much and she had only
Sl.50 anyway. The messenger refused
the reduced rates and was going away
with the package when mother managed
TO scrape up four pennies. which he ac-
cepted.
Il can Just imagine her look OF
/ pleased expectancy as she opened the
package. and the awful realization when
she saw the cake of soap and the lot
Of tissue paper she drew.
'Yell, she pledged mo to secrecy. She
pretends not to mind Franks teasing
but she does. a few evening later
Frank was looking over the paper. and
said. after making various exclamations.
all bearing on the incredible gullibility
OF women: "Trot out your gold brick.
mother No gay deceiver ever missed
you and this fellow must have sold you
one"
Poor innocent mother said with great
dignity that 1t wasn't a gold brick. but
a cake OF soap, and that she knew she
didn't know much, but she knew enough
not to buy gold brick and that any one
would have been taken in by his uni
form and that she always thought she
could trust me TO keep my word
Nothing that Frank or I could say
would convince her that her confidence
was not betrayed.
zone Saturday she was in a perfecl
] fever. hunting for two cents. She re.
, fused all offers Of dimes and nickles
with the mysterious remark that she lid
not want to give him so much I ma.
turally suggested that II he hadn't the
change she might telh him to call again
: but she paid no attention TO me.
? went out into the kitchen to see whai
manner OF a tradesman the man was. Or
the edge OF a chair sat a brisk-lookine
] old man twirlng his hat very Impatient
: ly. After mother returned triumphant
! ly with the penny she remembered I,
I have seen I'm the bottom of drawer ant
} I had dug out Of little Jim's bank Will
t the edge of a knife. he said: God bles
you, but you've been a long time an,
departed
q Prank came in then and shea sait
g apologetically that he was a poor ol,
Z man to whom several women in tn,
{ neighborhood paid a weekly tribute o
two cents for his room rent. She SAT-
Evening journal., 1908-12-07
Paris Pattsra No. 26sO

Any Of the pretty French worsteds or
,ool batistes may be developed 10 ad
antase IN this 7tyle. The waist is gath
cred TO a square yoke Of the material. a
box-plait running the length OF the CEN
ter-front. The short full skirt Is gath
cred and attached to the waist under
belt Of the material, and the sleeves are
gathered into wristbands. The fancy
collar which may be omitted II desired,
is trimmed with three rows Of narrow
soutache braid. similar braid trimming
the belt. neclSband and cuffs. The dress
fastens down the center-back and is n
particularly pretty and becoming model
to the small girl. The pattern is in 8
sizes-1 to years. For child OF years
the dress requires s7s yards OF material
q inches wide. rs yards Sc inches wide,
or "a yards A inches widei si4 yards OF
braid.
Price OF pattern. 10 cents.