The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-12-24
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on shs ynms aouns That sas ihs ~
seli a her TAXING ~ beass ~ storm
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shipf Nena4er, sss safaek by az
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= iiewsll Howell doesn't Seem ~ bs
at bone much. Powsil lie y there ~
ssldosr shat BE- really ncssts a letter ci
inirodar,ion 10 BIZ siir,
= bsnhsm = believe ln.pasiing my
t.rss foos forward. Mr., Benhan GO J
have nosiced thai your ts'e alssys gs"s
right ,hroagh your stocking
1ysr A friend o, mine hs- IN
vented Submarine telephone. oyer
sov suppose sell soon sncw wha,
iiie vild waves are saying.
Yoa know sharpe. The attorney,
rsa rich breaking wills Yes. And
n0~ be keeps worrying Sbon, hos his
heirs will hgbi over bis money.
Who are4hose people IN that pr.
sai1 bo,' ! don't know. Mere no
todies. | guess, They are deyoiing
their whole attention 10 The play.
Firs Deaf Mute - Who is that fel
lor over ia the corneroi the store with
bis bands tied behiDd hint Second
Deal Mute Thai is my silent partner
ne have been hearing great deal
about the snpermsn, but IL there any
such thing as superwomanf Yes,
She il The lady who doesn't get of the
car backward
Tom Herel You've started your
note 10 Burroughs "Dr. Sir" Don't
yon know that sort Of abbreyiation is
very sloyenlyf Dick No, sir. "Dr."
10 all right 10 this case. He owes me
money.
Farmer hyeiop- Say. Hiram, when
you we're in Moo York last what was
lie wors. quarter you took inf Farm.
er Hsndapple- Why, Cadadian guar
ter with hole IN IN. by gosh
Mrs. Stabb--I, states in this maya.
rlne. John. that the shortest men on
earth are the Lsplsnders. Mr.. Stubb-
t'ml They couldn't be any shorter
than an American man after his sum.
Iner vacation.
Flushing You were pretty badly
CIT up when you took that cropper at
the chase. Any bones brokeni Elm
hars, tgloomily)-Well when the doc
tor got me patched up il broke ten
bone bill 10 settle With him.
Tom Mrs. Potter tells me her hair
iutned gray in n single night. Jack
remarkable abont that. know
y girl whose hair turned yellow in less
than AN hour.
Mans work is from sun 10 sun. but
work is never done, quoted
her husbands wife. Well, why doesn't
she STAY home occasionally and do III
lneried his wife's husband.
The city child was describing 10 her
friends a very tall tree she bad seen in
he country. Oh, II was awful big, she
aid. Well. how bigi they asked.
I hrec fight. came the answer.
He uttered Joyous cry. And am
eally and truly the first man you ever
Sissedf Yes. Clarence. the beautiful
,irl rejoined. her red lip curling slight
y. The others all took the initiative.
Here's an invitation to the wed
ling OF Alexander Hamilton Jones 10
Mary Jane Wigs. Gracious, won.
Ter what Jones is marrying her fort
Probably just 10 see his name spelled
,nt IN full.
Look At my client. said the attor-
ney for the defense. Does be look like
, hardened crimluali No. can't say
be does. answered The careful witness.
but that doesn't signify, for neither do
you.
II wish ! knew. said Cholly Sap
head, II have any show OF winning
Miss Roxie Swellman. Well. replied
Hiss Pepprey, from remark of hers
think you're her choice. Aw, Reallyi
What did she sayi She said nobody
! As good enough 10 be her husband
We'll. what do you wan,' queried
he stereoscopic lecturer as y stranger
appeared before him. Oh. | merely
anne Ia yet your views. replied the
Granger who proved 10 he a eonsia.
lie --ss he proceeded 10 levy on the
,uttit.
-ha. Mrs. Taukawsy. I'm not the
'nly one who snores. jns, heard yop
awing wood, You're mistaken again.
Mr.. Taukswsy. That was The echo OF
oar own snoring that didn't die away
or some seconds after you woke up.
I
He started back with Indignation.
am a gentleman. sir. he holly said,
isd never could demean myself BY
lashlng windows. But IL You'll bold
he job op~u for half hour III see IL |
an, gei my wife to do il.
Why did YOU steal the horsef |
As drank. Confess the circumstance.
ud ask The mercy Of the cont. Never
he only thing ! have lefi nov is my
'paisison for eobrety.
-wcsiend-whai did your wife say
hen you got home from the stag The
her nlghi' Broadway Nothing at
u. She jus, sal down nj The piano and
lsyed Tell Me the Old, Old Story"
The architect was explaining the
a