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Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07
There is a Pink Pain Tablet made

There is Pink Pain Tablet made BY
DR.. Shoop, that will positively stop any
pain, anywhere, in 20 minutes. Drug
gists everywhere sell them as DR..
Shops Headache Tablets, but stop
other pains as easily as headache. DR..
Shops Pink Pain Tablets simply coax
blood pressure away from pain centers
that is all. Pain comes from blood
pressure-congestion- Stop that press
ure with DR.. Shops Headache Tablets
and pain is instantly gone. 20 Tablets
25c. Sole by John e. jackson.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07

Tired nerves, with that mo ambition"
feeling that is commonly felt in spring
or early summer, can be easily and
quickly altered by taking what is known
to druggists everywhere as DR.. Shoop' q
Restorative. One will absolutely note
changed feeling within 48 hours after
beginning to take the Restorative. The
bowels get sluggish in the winter-time.
the circulation often slows up, the Kid
neys are inactive and even the Heart in
many cases grows decidedly weaker.
DIR. Shops Restorative is recognized
everywhere as a genuine tonic to these
vital organs. 1t builds up and strength
ems the WORKOUT weakened nerves: it
sharpens the failing appetite, and uni
versaliy aids digestion. 1t ALWAYS
quickly brings renewed strength, life,
vigor, and ambition. Try it and be con-
WINGED. Sold by John E. jackson.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07

Weak women should read my '.Book
No. 4 For Women" 1t was written ex.
pressly for women who are not well.
The Book No. 4 tells of DIR. Shoop's
Night Cure" and just how these sooth-
ing healing. antiseptic suppositories
can be successfully applied. The book.
ana strictly confidntial medical advice is
entirely free. Write DR.. Shoop, Racine
WIS. The Night Cure is sold by John
E. Jackson.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07
a CalIfornian'sLuck.

The luckiest day of my life was
when bought box of Bucklen's Ar
nlca Salve;" write Charles F. Budahn.
OF Tracy, California. Two 25c. boxes
cured me of an annoying case of itching
piles, which had troubled me for wears
and that yielded to no other treatment.
Sole under guarantee at John E. Jack
sons drug store.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07
Valued Same as Cole.

b. G. Stewart, merchant of Cedar
View' Miss. says: 81 tell my customers
when they buy box of DR.. Kings New
Lie Pills they get the worth of that
much gold in weight, if afflicted with
constipation, malaria or biliousness. I"
ooid under guarantee at John E. Jack
sons drng store. 25c.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07

Consul Frank W. Mann, of Noting
ham, reports that the coal output of
that part of England in 1907 increased
1000, 900 tons over 19O6-one-fourth of
the total increase in the entire king
dom.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07
Veal and Tongue Cheese

Pound in a mortar equal quantities
cold boiled tongue and veal, adding
the meanwhile little butter and some
OF the veal stock to moisten. Pack
solidly in q stone jar, pour on melted
butter, cover tightly and keep in a
cool, dry place. This can be served
with any tart jelly or used in a salad.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07

onnJured mammoth remains are
among the vast natural resources of
Siberia awaiting exploitation. For COM
mercial purpose the skeletons are more
valuable than the best Indian ivory.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07
What He Realized

Judge-You do not seem to realize the
enormity OF the charge against you.
Prisoner-No; amt got my lawyers
bin yet. but I'm expectin' the charge II
DC enormous, all right-Philadelphia
Record
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07
Filling fer Fancy Pin cushIan..

Always new wrinkle from the
young woman Of faculty" who knows
how to do everything the incest and
easiest way. Rice. she says, makes
the best possible filling for a fancy
pin cushion. as 1t holds its shape well
and takes the pins easily,
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07
Boiled Cider Sauce

Beat one egg yolk in sauce pan over
boiling water, add one tablespoon n,
brown sugar. beat. then add three.
fourths cup Of nice boiled cider, Con.
tinue beating until smooth and fosmv
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07

Don't worry II your associates push
you to the wall. You will find the wall
handy as brace when you get ready
TO push back.-v icksburg Herald
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07
Trespass Notice.

All persons are hereby notified not to
tTespass on any of my lands situated in
Iazewell county, Va, on the Coal Branch.
TWO miles west Of Pocahontas, and known
as the Hugh Dillon place.
John w. Moore.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07

Louisiana has steel sawmin with a
capacity of 600, 900 feet day, which is
said to be the largest in this country.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07

ADVERTISING RATES furnished on ap-
plcation. Correspondence solicited.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07

Owing to a shortage in small coins.
seven tons of pennies were turned out
IN a single day in an English mint.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07
SUBSCRIPTIONS .

republican, one year, in advance Sl.OO
"n lime. 1.5O
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1908-05-07

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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-05-02
SKIPPING IN THE JUNGLE.
500 Reward 500.

The readers OF this paper VITA be pleased "a learn
tha there T. at least dreaded disease that science
mas been able to cure IN AL It's stages, and that I,
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity Catarrl
being constitutional disease, requires "a constltu
uonal treatment Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution aud assist
rg nature in doing its work. The proprletors have
81 much faith In its curative powers that they one.
one hundred Dollars for any case that It fails to
cure. send for list OF testimonials
Address +. j. CHENEY & co. Toledo o.
sold 10y all Druggists zoe.
Take Hans Family Pills for constipation.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-05-02
Then the Quarrel Ceased.

They were having the usual family
quarrel As was also usual, she could
not convince him that she knew
whereof she argued.
Didn't | so to school, stupid?" she
screamed.
yes, dear, you did" he replied
calmly. And you came back stupid "
Bohemian
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-05-02

orator is let down from his pinnacle
and eXpcuds his energy in loud talk in
his immediate vicinity, until some
owbrowed gentleman advises him to
cut ii out" at the same time casting
a perfectly annihilating look in his
direction.
The old stagers always enjoy these
interludcs. They smile grimly, get
fresh grip on their cigars and elevate
the weeds reminiscently in skyward
angle They keep watchful cognizance
when their wards are about to be
reached and, if chairmcn, rise in
stantly at the word, shout clearly the
vote and, whether it be recorded
right or wrong, they settle down
stoicaIly into the attitude oi mere
spectators, Far be it from them to
'holler' if the cards are stacked
against them. They would do the
same if they had the power The
other fellows have the whip-hand to.
day; when it shifts, they will give
their opponents the same dose. But
out "Neeslair Chairmannn" not for
them, They are too wise to resort to
such Uuoulc foolishncss.
Nothing can exceed the perfect re
pose which marks the proceedings as
relates 10 the officers and head men
who have it in charge There is not
a shadow Of a smile on the Counte-
nanccs of the chairman and his assist
ants and the bosses move around
on the floor Of the convention or as
cend to the platform with an entirely
serious and yirtuuus air which would
indicate extreme sclf.saCrifcc and the
most absolute fairness to their op-
pouents
But once the BUSINESS is concluded.
over The cigars and cocktails these
genial gentlemen will unbend and re-
late drIghtodly and with rare humor
the amusing comedies played on the
convention floor They have remcm-
bercd the very voices and gestures Of
the rcformers and patriots, they can
initiate, and perfectly, the surprised
scream Of the plundered delegation or
the stc@turian yawp of the hard boiled
orator. They enjoy these things with
the guSto of the COnnOisseur. the ro-
Iitical bon Viyant. But at the hall. ard
in the midst of the carnage, thcy 40,
as suaye as panthcrs and as remorsc.
less as cannibals. Everything goes
in politics" is their motto that is.
everything but honesty.
Coming back from my last political
convention | met Jack Derby in the
smoker Jack was from the ward
next TO mine, and had missed him
just before the voting began. had
noticed a stranger in his seat when |
came in rather late, but still in time
to vote, Jack was moody and his head
was done up in gaudy handkerchief.
Whats up?' ! said to him. Il didn't
see YOU when the votes were being
cast
They thrun me out" was his re
ply Il went over to see a friend O.
mine in the fourteenth and when | got
back to me seat they was a guy there
IN It, | grabbed him and he caught
hold Of me arms, Tho sarge" (ser-
loant-at-arms) came runnin' up an
this guy gives him the wink an says
this folIer's a pick-pockct. Before
could hand him one the sarge" grabs
mc-he's seven feet long and four feet
through-and he wings me TO the door
in four jumps and fires me by the neck
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1908-05-02
Retort Suitable for a Fool.

81 believe I'll rock the boat" de-
clarcd the man in the stern.
Don't do it" advised the man in
the bow. 1T might discharge this un.
loaded pistol have with me"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1908-12-19
4, Made A Difference.

A Chinaman uf noble lirth had been
invited To dine at Williams home His
mother was very anxious that the
guest should not he made uucomfort-
able by the little chaps curiosity. SO
she took h.l aside ana explained MI
about the yellow skin. long braid Of
hair and almond eyes " the Mongo-
lians and even showed him pictures ~
Chinese. She impressed upon him more
than anything else the fact that the
visitor was lis fathers friend and was
to be treated with respect Upon the
Cclcsiial's arrival William tried hard
not to stare or look too curious and
succeeded IN being very quiet for some
time. when. much to the surprise ~
his mother and the amusement ~ the
Chinese. he called out. Mamma. II he
wasn't our friend wouldn't he be fur.
N.Y." Bellman.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1908-12-19
Diving For Fish.

An Arab rllct On board an En~i'-h
ship becalmrd In the Persian irulf hsi
been amusing himself IN diving for
oysters After several attempts hls
'earch proved unsuccessful
Il viii now" said he 10 the officers
~ the vessel he was comai stoned "a
convoy. 'silcc cannot gather oysters,
dive for and catch fish,
All ridi'ulcd the idea. He went down
again. and the officers were ustonishcd
To see him after short time rise Ia
the surface with small rocktish In
each hand The Arabs own explana-
tlon of the feat was TINT rs he seated
himself nj the bottom the fish came
around him ana nlbhlcd nj his skin
Watching mn opportunity. he seized
and secured his prey by thrustne hls
thumb and fcrcilnger into their ~
banded gills.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1908-12-19
beethoven AND BUSINESS.
SELLING His Music Was Distastefui to
the Great Composer.

An extremely interesting article
which has appeared IN German mu.
steal and theatrical paper under the
above heading contains the following
statement. says London exchange:
Beethoven never bargained In the or
binary way. His fees for compost
ton were demanded briefly and In a
decided manner, and he always pointed
out when mentioning price that he
meant guineas and not sovereiglis. or.
rather, their equivalent IN Austrian
coin. In 1901 he wrote 10 a music firm
ut Leipzig. Now the unpalatablc bust.
ness part Is done with. J wish things
could he managed differently In this
world. There should be only one Inu-
sic publisher TO whom the artist might
take his work. knowing that he might
ask fee according to his require
meuts. As IL Is. he has 10 be partly a
tradesman Good heavens how DIFF.
ferent and unpalatablc this is Be:
this pious wish was never fulfilled. aud
Beethoven had TO remain half Il
tradesman' 10 the end.
AS n suggestion Of how declarations
are occasionally made. the following
letter which Beethoven wrote To the
same publisher in 1902 from Vienna. is
interesting:
THE lady In question can have n
sonata. and | will do my best to carry
out her aesthetic ideas. The price Is
gulncas (ducatem. and for this she
may retain the sonata for n year ms
her private property. but not for pub
lication. At the end of the year the
sonata becomes my property--that Is
to say, have the right to publish 1t.
and II she thinks II an honor she may
ask TO have the work dedicated To
her"
This. from the business point OF view
&c the lady In question. Is surely a
tempting offer At least. SO the art
patroness of today would think II she
had chance Of suggesting TO II
Beethoven the aesthetic idea" for II
sonata. to retain such treasure In her
own hands for tweIvemonth and
thereafter have II dedicated to her
and nil for guIneas.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1908-12-19
WOMEN'S WOES.
Snow Hill Women Are Finding Relief
at Last.

II does seem that women have more
than a fair share of the aches and pains
that afilict humanity they must keep
up, must attend To duties in spite of
constantly aching backs, or headaches.
dizzy spells. bearing-down pains they
must stoop over, when to stoop means
work with racking pains and many
aches from kidney ills. Kidneys cause
more suffering than any other organ of
the body. Keep the kidneys well and
health is easily maintained. Read of
a remedy for kidneys only that helps
and cures the kidneys and is endorsed
by people you know.
Mrs. NJ. f. Bethards. living on Mar
tin ST., Snow Hill. Md. says 1T is a
pleasure for me to recommend Doan' $
Kidney Pills, as | obtained so much
benefit from their use. | suffered with
kidney disease for great many years
and one of the most annoying symptoms
was the irregularity and unhealthy con-
dition of the kidneys. was unable to
sleep or rest at night suffered with
an aching in my back and at times be-
came so dizzy that everything seemed
to grow dark. My complaint was dag
nosed as Brights disease, but | was
unable to find any remedy to give me
relief until learned of Doan's Kidney
Pills and procured box. Since using
this remedy have not been troubled
with dizziness and the other symptoms
are gradually leaving. have obtained
more relief from Doan's Kidney Pills
than anything ever used. and am glad
to recommend remedy Of such great
merit. "
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for United States.
Remember the name-Doan's. and
take no other.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1908-12-19
The Proper Word.

Reckoning from the standpoint of
the photographer Ruth, aged seven,
committed an objectionable assault on
the kings English. but the seventy
five other persons living IN that apart
ment house would swear that she
chose the proper word. Ruth's com
ment concerned the vocal gymnastics
Of lady who was learning to sing
she is having her voice diliiculied .
said Ruth. and every one Of the scYcn.
ty-iive nerve rackcd ncighborS echoed.
"She Is" New York Times
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1908-12-19

Pccullarites Of signs ARE Il source OF
never ending delight To some people
one man reached his office erinnine
the other morning because on his way
downtown he had seen three signs that
read as follows: Teddy Bears Re
tailed" ''Baby Carriages Retired" and
Umbrellas Recovered New York
Post.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1908-12-19
His Idea Of Luck.

Blobbs- Biones Is the most unlucky
fellow at cards ever met Slobbs-
Then I suppose he is lucky In love
Blobbs-l suppose SO AT any rate. he
nap never been u.irrled. Philadelphia
Record
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1908-12-19
Defined.

John" she said, looking up from
lhe paper. what is n political boom.
erancf"
why. I'd define IT," he answered.
las roorback on the return trip
Philadelphia Ledger.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1908-12-19
The Bargain at Home,

Bobby Mamma, let's give papa
lovely gold scarfpin.
Mamma-That will be nice. Bobby.
Bobby Mamma. you put In $3.50,
and I'll put In dime Brooklyn Eagle
Imperial Valley press., 1908-06-06
WHAT CONGRESS DID.
Summary of Enactmente During Ses-
 sion Ended Last Week.

Aside from the regular supply bills making appropriations Tor the support of the government during the next fiscal year, the achievements Ol Con gross during the session may be sum- marized as follows:
 Enacted an emergency currency law.
 Prohibited child labor in the District of Columbia.
 Prohibited race track gambling in the District of Columbia.
 Increased widows existing pen sions from $S to SIP a r'onth.
 Granted pensions of SIP a month to practically all widow of Mexican and Civil War soldiers.
 Authorized expenditures of $30,00G- 900 for public buildings.
 Authorized general appropriations amounting to nearly a billion dollars
 Ordered a currency commission to report on revision of financial and banking laws of the country.
 I(GClbSSIuGu JlG COlloAletA oSi 'ACS'
 Passed Employers Liability laW to take the place of the one declared un constitutional by the Supreme Court of the United States.
 Permitted free operation of foreign vessels in trade with Philippines.
 Establised a range for breeding American buffalo
 Started the machinery for tariff re. vision by the appointment of an in vestigation commission.
 Authorized the construction of two battleships, with the promise of two next session.
 Raised the pay of all officers and men of the army and navy, marine corps and revenue cutter service.
 Adopted arbitration treaties with nearly every country in Europe and with Japan.
 Continued the work of the Water ways Commission.
 Provided for the defense of the Philippines and Hawaiian ports by sub marine mines and Notifications.
 Appropriated $1,5O0,O00 for partici- patton by the United States in the Japanese Exposition of 1910.
Imperial Valley press., 1908-06-06
SEEK CLOSER RELATIONS
San Dieeans Desirous of Doing Bus
 mess With Imperial Valley"
Csan Diego Union)

Now that the interest in the excurs- ion to Imperial has been fully arrous- ed, there is no doubt that it will be the grand success that all desire it to be The action of the council in adopting a resolution to send a representative of this city was a very graceful act. and will be appreciated by the Impor- ial Valley people. It may be suggest ed, too, that they would not be dis appointed should the excursion mum Der many more San Diegans than those who would go under the original programme. The larger the party shall be, the more satisfactory will be the results.
 The Imperial people, it should be remembered, are looking forward quite as eagerly to the excursion as are their friends in this city. The un authorized report that was circulated in the valley few days ago, to the effect that the project had been aban- doned, occasioned expressions of gen uine regret. The people there are de- sirous of meeting San Diego more than half way in cultivating closer business and social relations. They realize fully the handicap under which they and the residents of this city labor, owing to lack Of direct railway be- tween the two places. They are look ing forward with eagerness to the time, now not very far distant, when such road will be built and in oper- ation, affording them a short line to a market at tidewater. But in the meanwhile they are disposed to keep in touch as much as possible with their future port of trade. San Diego on it's side fully realizes the advan- tages that will come to this city from doing business with the richest and most productive region in the state. The people of San Diego hope to have larger trade with the valley, even be- fore the railway is completed. They believe that the proposed improve ment of the present road between the two places, will enable> them to do business to a considerable extent and with mutual advantage.
 In these circumstances, everything is to be gained by a large excursion which will enable the business men of the two localities to get together and thoroughly canvass the entire sit uation. Their interests are mutual. The only question to be determined is the best way of serving them.
Imperial Valley press., 1908-06-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, Land once at Los Angeles, Cal, April %, 1908.
 Notice is hereby given that Georgia Hamlin, formerly Georgia Anderson, of El Centro, Cal, has filed notice of his intention to make final fve-year proof in support of his claim, viz:
 Homestead entry No. 108O8, made Aug 1S 1903 for the N. # of N. E. 4 and s. W. A of N. E H of Section 5, Township 16 S., Range 13 E., s. E. M, and that said proof will be made before the Clerk of the Superior Court of Imperial County, Cal, at his office in El Centro, Cal, on Tuesday, June 9, 1908.
 He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon, and cultivation of the land viz. D. c. liar rington, of Imperial Cal; Bert L. Young, of silsbee. Cal; William k. Waegele, of Sisbee, Call James Stratton, of El Gen. tro, Cal.
 FRANK c. PRESCOTT, May 9-June Register.
Imperial Valley press., 1908-06-06
THE NEW RAMBLER AUTO

BETTER THAN EVER. BETTER THAN ANY, Regardless of Price. We can show you"
 See local agent or K. w. Cowan, S30 s. Broadway, Los Angeles. Agent for Southern California
Imperial Valley press., 1908-06-06
A mnOunCe ment

We have opened an up-to-date, high class billiard and pool room in the BIackinton building with five pool ta- bles and one billiard table. Best made with accurate and. quick cush- ions.
 Modern two-chair barber shop; skilled workmen, best of service.
 Every appointment up-to,date and for the convenience and comfort of patrons.
 None but high-cIass patronage soIi- cited nor desired.
Imperial Valley press., 1908-06-06
UNION CHRISTIAN CHURCH.

Regular services, Sunday School, at 10. Preaching at Il, by pr. R. P. Shepherd. Also at 7:30. All are cor dially invited.
Imperial Valley press., 1908-06-06
Imperial Valley
 LAUNDRY
FL CENTRO, CAL.

EL CENTRO, CAL. New and Modern Machinery; All Ex- perienced Employees; Prompt Service; High Quality Work.
 Wagon visits Imperlai on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays to receive and deliver orders. Agencies in all towns of Imperial Valley. Patronize home industries. All lines of laundry work handled with skill and prompt ness. Phone Main 265.
Imperial Valley press., 1908-06-06
For Insurance That Insures See
 F. G. RAVENS

The Hundred Million Dollar Fire In-
 surance Agency, Including such standard American and
 Foreign companies as Home of New York. Springfield Fire and Marine. German-American National of Hartford. California.
 Firemen's Fund. New York Underwriters. Commercial Union. Connecticut.
 Svea, of Gothenburg, Sweden. Globe & Rutgers.
Imperial Valley press., 1908-06-06
PROFESSIONAL CARDS

r R. BROOKS M. D. Physician and L Surgeon. Alamo Hotel,
 HOLTVILLE, CALIFORNIA