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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

notice. have purchased the
barber shop at SOS Broadway. Best
equipped shop in the city. Shave 10
cents. hair cut % cents. Six baths
for S1.00. II. ID. Hays.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FREE-A chance on a $40. dia-
mond ring with every 25c purchase.
Yeiser Pharmacy, Third and Jack
son. B. B. Breeder. Prop.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR SALE-Modern two-story,
five-room house: lot 50x165; ,desir-
able neighborhood convenient to
cars; bath, etc. Easy payments.
Apply 1881 Jefferson. Old phone
1919.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR RENT-s-room house, 40
s. 10th. 90 foot lot. high and dry.
Both hot and cold water. Modern
plumbing. J. A. Rudy. 21s Broad
wa.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

three weeks. The pastor and family
desire to express their hearty appre-
cation through the News and return
their heartfelt thanks for all these
favors. and for other acts OF kindness
shown by those who are sending in
their offerings privately.
News OF December IS.
Mrs. J. S. Corbett and children
left for Louisville today at noon to
spend Christmas with relatives.
Mr.. A. c. Council went to Central
City today on business.
Mr.. d. NJ. Hays went TO Cairo last
night on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Mason. Of
Mayfield. arrived in the city today to
90 Christmas shopping.
Mr. James Young. with the Brown
Of Harvard" company. % people. ar
rived today. Mr.. Young lectured this
afternoon at the St. Mary's academy
and the Woman's club this afternoon
in Defense of shylock." The Elks
have thrown open the club house 70
the members OF the company, wheth-
CT Elks or not. a courtesy that Is
greatly appreciated The company Is
taking tho usual holiday lay of. and
Will play Christmas matinee and
night engagement.
DR.. W. NJ. Mason. Sr.. of Haze.
was here this afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. l.. Reed, OF LIT
tie Cypress. are In the city shopping.
Miss Nellie Bryant, of Brookport,
was In the city shopping today.
DR.. Frank BOYD went to Hard
Money this morning on business.
Miss Emma Ellis Boyd. who is at
tending school at the Academy of the
Sacred Heart IN st. Louis. will arrive
tomorrow morning TO spend the holi-
days with her uncle and aunt, Mr.
and Mrs. William Hughes.
Mr.. X. \. Duncan, tie inspector for
the c. b. & Q. railroad, was here this
morning en- route to Brookport TO
spend the holidays with his family.
Mr.. Duncan has been on an extended
western trip taking up ties.
Mss Kathryne Kyser. Of the Padu-
cab High school faculty, left yester-
day fer Mammoth Cave, where she
will join friends from Cornell Uni
versity, Ithaca, \. Y. The party will
study the cave from a physical geog-
raphy viewpoint, which is Miss Ky
sers specially.
Mr.. T. NJ. Baughan. formerly of
Paducah. but now Of Little Rock.
left early this morning for Louisville
to see his sons.
Mrs. c. A. Woodbridge and little son
of Sprin gneld. Mo-. have arrived on
a visit to Mr.. and Mrs C. w. Wool
bridge, 1897 Guthrie avenue.
Mr. +. j. Joynes went to Benton
this morning on business.
Mr. w. j. Clark went to Hardin
and Paris. Tenn. today on business.
Mrs. o. T. Hale, OF Murray, who is
III OF gastrit.s, is reported In a seri-
Gus condition. She is a sister of Fire
man Bud Gibson, of the Central sta
ton.
Judge John X. Hendrlck went TO
Benton this morning to attend court.
Mrs. C. b. Randall and children,
Clyde and Earl, of Little Rock. have
arrived to spend Christmas with Mrs.
Randalls parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w.
s. Radnedge. 500 Harahan boule-
ward.
Mr.. Maurice Geagan returned this
morning after a visit in Louisville
and Mayfield.
Attorney w. V. Eaton went to Ben
ton to attend court this morning.
Mr., Harold Fisher returned "a
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR SALE-300 acres of tile
drained land one-fourth mile south of
city limits of Paducah In quantities
to suit purchaser. Easy terms. See
Clip Husbands. Phone 1927.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR RENT or sale, on reasonable
easy terms, five room house, 1882
Monroe street. F. NJ. Fisher.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR RENT-Three rooms. Apply
407 Harahan boulevard.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

WANTED-Boarders. New phone
247.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR RENT-Three choice rooms
for light housekeeping. Steam heated.
modern conveniences; Az Washing
ton.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR RENT-The hotel at Norton
ville. Apply to F. NJ. Fisher for in
formation.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR SALE-Old Terrell still house
whisky. years Old so cents quart:
6 years old rs cents per quart. at 41s
Jefferson only.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

BUY YOUR COAL OF c. NJ. eagle.
Best lump ~ cents. New phone s9s
or 975.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

LOST-Large back purse con-
tanning two mail packages and small
change, near Sixth and Jefferson.
Finder please return to this ONCE
and receive reward.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

MIRROR plating, upholstering and
furniture repairing done by Arm
strong & 'Hildreth. 220 South Seventh
street. New phone 1896.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR RENT-Store room Just va
Gated, by Paducah Dlstilleries Co.
1928 s. Sd. Rent remarkably low.
Apply on premises to M. J. Friedman.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR sALE-Five shares Mechan-
les and Farmers bank stock. Address
X, care Sun.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR 1-piece handsome
decorated toilet sets on sale at Banks
dale Bros. Co., 131 South Third st.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

]. q. MORGAN horse shoeing
general repairing. rubber tires. 4os
South Third.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

A FULL LINE of Christmas cakes,
tree decorations and animal cakes at
the Star Bakery, 200 Kentucky ave-
nue.. Both phones Ala.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

WANTED-Railway mail clerks;
customs employees; clerks at Wash
ington. commencement salary $500.
Many spring examinations. Common
education sufficient. Candidates pre-
pared free. Write Immediately for
schedule. Franklin Institute, Ro-
chester, n. Y.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR RENT-6 room house, all
conveniences, 416 ~ 18th
st. New phone 573.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR Rents room cottage at
Twenty-first and Broadway. Modern
conveniences. Ring 1871.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

WAGONS and buggies for sale at
bargains. Call and see them. Sex
ton Sign Works, corner 18th and
Madison streets. Old phone 401.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

WANTED-Neat girl for general
house work in family of two. Must
have references. Call new phone 229.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

HAIR GOODS made to order.
Shampooning, clipping, singing and
dyeing. Louvenia Miller, No. S2S
South Fifth street Old phone 374-a.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

Spaghetti is to bel
without the ready
means OF preparing
new. tasty ana sus-
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

FOR RENT-Two-story frame
residence POI Fountain ave. Apply
to L. NJ. Rieke.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-12-21

wANTED-Men to advertise and
pace catalogues in cities, towns and
counties; salary guaranteed; contract
for to ~ months given reliable
men. Address advertising manager.
51g Superior Bldg, Cleveland. o.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
\ PALACE OF PEACE.

The cornerstone has been laid in
| Washington Of now building. which
is to contain the offices of the Bureau
| of American republics. IL has been
called a temple of peace. And this
is a fitting designation. The Bureau
| of American republics Is an institution
intended TO bring the countries of the
New World together. by disseminate
ing correct information about the peo-
pies and the resources OF these coun-
tries. In this institution twenty-one
independent nations OF America, each
possessing Republican government,
have united, without sacrificing in any
way their Independence or impaIring
their national dignity or sovereignty.
to promote their common interests.
For that reason the palace about to
be erected will be palace Of peace
When friends OF peace first COM
menced their work in peace organiza-
tons, almost a century ago they
timidly hoped for tho acceptance by
nations of arbitration treaties. Now
they look forward TO the consolida-
ton of nations into federation of
the world, and the establishment of
a parliament OF man, The Bureau of
American republics is but 6 beginning
OF the realization of this grand IDEAL
Ii is an expression of the hope that
the period of warfare viii disappear
forever from human history, and
that we have entered upon new era
in the progress of humanity, an era
In which mans chief concern should
be not how he may conquer his
neighbors OF avoid conquest by them.
but how to use the highest measure
of united effort OF which the human
race is capable TO promote the general
well being OF humanity. For this rea-
son the laying of that cornerstone
was an important event in history.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
TOO MUCH I'm A HURRY
Laslle's Weekly.

The rage for risk in this country Is
only equaled by the rage to make
haste. 1t is an old proverb, but one
peculiarly applicable to our present
tendencies. to make haste slowly" Yet
this proverb appears to have no believ-
ers In our trying and strenuous age
The papers are full of deaths by
drowning of those who have ventured
upon thin ice, I'm haste to avail them
selves of a winter outing The daily
chronicles are filed with accidents to
life and limb by those who will insist
on trying 10 catch a trolley car flying
past Time flies and every one pur.
pen. New Workers who Il few years
homes from their offices rush frantic
ally to catch n subway train which
viii take them the same distance In a
quarter OF the time. and are impatient
N they miss II, though they know an
other VIII be available In two or three
minutes, the fastest ocean steamers
are the most crowded, though the voy
age is too short for the rest and change
which should be accompaniments of sna
travel; even our elevators must shoot
us with rocket-lllte velocity 10 the tops
OF our akyscrapers. What these and
tho other manifold hurries OF modern
life mean 10 our mental and physical
health the neurologlsts can tell us, and
their report Is not reassuring. 1t 10,
perhaps, too late 10 warn this gem
GRAFTON against the vice Of hurrylng
but perhaps a later one may develop
a ssinor philosophy Of travel,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
RECENT PUBLICATIONS.

Peoples Magazine for June contains
besides Its 1872 pages OF complete nctioli,
SO pages of clearly printed pictures
representing scenes from the current
plays. An especially interesting lea-
ture of this number is the new ssrles
OF military stories by Wolcott LeGiear
Beard, who. having been himself on tne
arinr-llne In three countries. has deep
knowledge and insight into THIS me
which hristles in every page. An MUS nus,
trated military poem, entitled SAILING
Orders" by Alfred Damon Runyon' VIII
prove of timely interest to readers
Among other stories eminently Wo!t Il
while are Prize of War, by Hafoiu
Bindloss, and do Unto Others. pS
Edward S. Ellsworth, in when bil.lss
Hobo continues his rescues OF uhlor-
tunate ladies' and gents" of the IN
derworld. -79-S9, 18th Ave., New horh'
The MAY number OF American HIS
toricat Magazine opens with an aTllcie
on douglas. Lincoln and the Meords-
liza Bill" by Albert Watkins. me see
ond article is on 'MormonlstIl al,u - ~
toxtcants" by Theodore Schroeder
THIS is merely a parody on history
unworthy of serious notice. IL is real
" to be regretted that magazine oi
the quality Of this publication ADMITS
to its paCes the unreliable, frothy con
tributions of Theodore Schroeder that
have no higher historical Value shan
the oratory of a barker OUTSIDE u
eideshow OF a circus. "Loyalist Bal
iaSs NJ American Revolution by Don
u. Nowry. is a readable article, tine
Iook of Bruce" by Lyman Horace
weeks. is continued. The illustrations
are exceptionally flne.-The Amerlcala
Society. 1854 East, Twenty-third ST.
New York
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
THE LAPoRTE HORROR.
Los Angeles Times.


One Of the most shocking exhibitions
of morbid curiosity ever Witnessed was
that seen yesterday at that little farm,
the home of missing men," near La
porte, Ind, where a fat old murderess,
crazed with the lust of blood and gold
has secretly buried no one knows how
many victims and where upwards of
dozen have been disinterred. Fiji
teen thousand people spent their Sab
the greatest horror of the day. Peanut
peddlers, popcorn men, postcard
haWkers crying their wares--and the
postcards had views of the great
murder mystery made the scene one
of grewsome picnicking. Aside from
the repulsive trait of human nature
that the discovery of this charnel house
has brought 10 light, the weird meth
DDS employed by the woman and the
number of men who fell victims TO her
wiles are astounding. Mrs. Belle Gun
ness advertised for a husband and as
fast as one came, 1t seems, she killed
him and took what he had. She had
no charms to win favor in mems eyes,
according to the accounts Of her per-
sonal appearance. She was not young.
She weighed over two hundred pounds.
and her ways In walk and talk were
masculine: yet many men were willing
TO marry her. Two young men met
her on the train. She engaged them
in conversation and one of the first
things she said was that she was lone
some and wanted to get married Then
she told them about her farm. The
two young men recoiied and escaped
the fate that had already befallen 9th
ers. But that many were willing 10
marry her. despite her crude lovo-mak
ing and coarse appearance, the back
yard disclosures prove.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
woRcEsTERs NEW IDEA

iah0Abll ! NtNlAHNi lllh'
Worcester Is not only distinguished
as being the largest city IN tho coun-
try operating under a uo-lcense poll
cy but abe Is also taking leading
part, IN this state at least, IN putting
her vacant lands MT the service Of the
unemployed. TWenty-one such gar
dens are IN shape for planting today
ana more are coming The society
having this enterprise in charge Is well
organized ana means business. Al
though I'm its first year, Il IL making
"a great success, and is receiving pub
lic support and announcement beyond
anything that was anticipated, seeds
and fertilizers are I'm demand and for
these essentials or production the
money IL freely flowing in. one woman,
Ia behalf ~ her husband, had made
application for a garden Ia which she
can lind employment for her nine chill
dren, and one OF the best has been as
signed TO her, This Is practical phil
anthropy, or rather an economic benefit
10 the Cit that makes the most of these
opportunities There are hundreds, n
not thousands, OF acres IN Boston ly-
ing unprotltahly fallnw, that would
be- tho better for cultivation and give
wholesome occupation ana good re-
turns to many a poor family II WIS
perhaps the best idea that Potato"
Plngroe left behind him,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
run7 cnuncn SCHOOLS.

The Church schools of Utah are ex-
cellent institutions. They arc we'll
equipped Each has an efficient force
of teachers, and the spirit and dsol-
plne are admirable. Euch Individual
student IS looked after and counseled
as children would be by wise parents
solicltous both OF their intellectual adj
vancement and moral development
The writer had these facts impressed
upon him during a recent visit TO the
y. Y. University at Provo, whore he
had an opportunity OF meeting with
the faculty and the students. There
are at present in the nelghhorhood ot
1900 students the total enrolment be-
Ing about 100. and they are making
fine progress in the various branches
Of study n is pleasure to be present
at the class exercises, TO Inspect the
art products and me specimens of
"sloyd' that are turned out. to listen
10 the singing which Is. no doubt an
exceptionally strong feature of the Pro-
vo institution, under the leadership OF
Prof Lund; ana 10 SEQ the numerous
evidences Of the loyalty Of the boys
70 their Alma Mater. IN their excellent
work they have done for the beautl-
Tying OF the grounds surrounding the
buildings. All speak we'll for the oili-
cheney and faithfuness OF the Principal
pr. Brimhall and his corps Of teachers
Tho Provo University is by no means
an exception among the Church schools
A sfeat dea! os means IS expended every
year tn make them an as efficient as
circumstances WIN permit ana the rec
suits achieved are very encouraging,
u Is needless 10 say that In speaking
a good word for the Church schools. no
"4Aeenon is intended uDon the public
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14

schools OF the state. They, too, are
excellent in the various fields covered
by them fact well known to all the
world, almost.
The children and young men and wo-
men Of today have wonderful opportu-
mites for advancement In knowledge.
We are living in nm age In which know
ledge, literally, Is being Increased
az predicted by Daniel the prophet
But. unless the moral development
keeps up with the Increase IN know
ledge, the latter is Of very little use
to beings that.are destined 10 live eter-
nallY Knowledge is necessary, but the
development OF moral character is Htill
more necessary for eternal progress,
and the Church school system, we may
say. liz founded especially upon this
important principle.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14

The only terms on which Mexico will
treat with the Yaqui Indians is un-
conditional surrender II is not stat
ed whether she proposes to move ON
their works at once II the terms are
not accepted.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
Pheasant for Mother.

Small Boy Cnoticing the Phi Beta
Kappa key hanging from the minister's
watch chaIn)-Did you ind it again, or
Is this another
Minister--Why, my little man, what
do you mean? l never lost II.
Small Boy-Oh. mother said you had
lost the charm you had when you we're
young-Judge.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
One Mic Question.

Reporter Here is q list OF all the for
elgn diplomats present at the banquet
Editor Aud what does the lntelroga-
ton point in the center of the list
mean2
Tsaporter-oh, that stands for the
Chinese diplomat
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14

The times are more emergent than
strenuous. There are the emergency
currency bill, the emergency ration,
the emergency call, the emergency
ambulance and other emergencies too
numerous to mention.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14

Prince Hello de Sagan has been at
Monte Carlo and has lost Gust a
trine." But what matter his losses
at Monte Carlo or elsewhere so long
as his angel is near to help bear
them?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
One on Mother.

They talked during dinner OF the re-
cent anarchiG activity.
But. papa, what IS an anarchist
little Willie asked.
"Wen my boy" replied the father,
he's a person who is always blowing
somebody up"
The child turned to his mother.
"Then are you an anarchist MAJ
he said
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
REAR ADMIRAL EVANS.

Admiral Evans will retire from the
I've services are practically over now,
and 1t must be admitted that his long
and honorable career as a sailor has
ended In verltable blaze of glory He
is sailor of the old school, who. new
ertheless has kept up with the times.
better the modern engines of naval
warfare than he does, and few have
greater influence over the men than
he had.
Several stories are told Of him, por-
tiaying the man, When he was at Kiel
in 1895, attending the opening of tho
Kiel canal, the Emperor came aboard.
One of the questions he asked of Evans
was, how long 1t would take him to
close all water-tight doors, and Evans
said it could be done In two minutes.
The Emperor astonished Evans by ask
ing him to do II himself. Evans tried
to blow the siren, but there was not
steam enough and It would not blow.
"Ahal" said the Kaiser. you can't
close your bulkheads!' Evans touched
a general alarm button. and in an in
stant the men were swarmlng up. In
one minute and half. by the emperors
watch, the doors We're closed and the
ship ready for action. This was at
o'clock In the morning, and the Ehnper-
or could not compliment him enough on
the way In which he handled his ship.
The superior seamanship OF the COM
manders and men of the American
navy accounts for the naval successes
OF this country.
Another story is told, also typical OF
tha man. He went TO place OF wor-
ship one fine Sunday and happened to
onter fashionable Fifth Avenue
church, where he calmly took posses
sion OF front pew. Here he appeared
oblivious of everything except the pull
pit a dignihed gentleman seemed an
noyed to find the pew occupied, and
took seat in the one behind Evans.
After while the dignified one removed
a card from hts case and wrote the
following message on the back: Dear
81 llttg HhtNNN ANI lAA' l'NN Vu 1AN
occupying"
without word the intruder
read the card and drawing one
from his own pocket scrubbed
a few words on the surface
and passed It to the man In the rear.
Slowly that gentleman adjusted his
glasses and spelled ont the answer;
you pay too -- much"
Robley d. Evans. Rear Admiral, u.
s. ~
Whether this story Is founded on fact
or not, It Is typical OF u man who,
proud OF his country aud his counuy's
flag, refuses to take back seat for
anyone, or anywhere Aud that is tho
naval officer who is about to retire
from the service In whloh ne has won
an honoted name, and fame,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14

Governor johnson says that II Mr..
Bryan Is nominated he viii give him
his hearty support. From afar it
looks as though he would support Mr..
Bryan.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14
Long Range.

Eva--f see they have invented gun
that will shoot 800 miles.
Edwin -Graciousl guess when |
go 20 ask your father for your hand
III have to get on the other side OF
tho Rockies and use the long-distance
belophone.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14

There is no such dreary, fiat stale
and Improbable reading in all the
world as the epistolary representations
of disgruntled and defeated poll
tican.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14

The President says that IL Con-
gress will not perpetuate the inland
waterways commission. he win do it
himself Where there's will there's
a (water) way.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14

II the policy OF publicity were gen
orally adopted by mining companies it
would be better for the mining indus
try, but not for the fake mining
schomor
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-05-14

"A man without "A purpose in life is
like dog with no tail 10 wag, says
the Philadelphia Record. Yes. sort Of
up stump