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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
Chinese Sarcasm.

Once in awhile you meet Il common
Chlnaman who has some of the native
wit of his country One such has a
laundry in Lexington avenue. not far
from Twenty-third street. The other
day l heard him yell AT recalcitrant
customer You no pay? Then you pa
per tiger.' I asked what he meant by
paper tiger and he replied, "Oh. in
China paper tiger is blackguard
who blows much, but is harmless."
He added: when a man is very proud
Of himself. what Americans call stuck
up. we compare to rat falling into
scale and weighing itself. When a
Chinaman overdoes thing we say he
Is hunehback making bow. The
rich son who quickly spends his ia
theirs money we call rocket which
goes off at once. We say of you rich
Americans who send money to the
heathens by missionaries and neglect
their family at home. They hang their
lantern on a pole, which is seen from
afar. but gives no light below New
York Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
SAD NEWS FOR THE BOYS
The Board Of Supervisors has Cut the
Gopher Bounty to Five Cents

The recent law allowing the var.
ious counties to give bounty on
gophers killed has proved a bonansa
to the small boys who like trapping.
In this county the board of supervis-
ors set the bounty at ten cents q
head and boys went at the slaughter
with a will. Many is the lad who
added pile to his bank account
through diligence along this line.
The proceedings of the board have
shown that thousands of the pests
have been killed. A hard hearted
board of supervisors has now cut the
bounty in two. and from now on but
five cents will be allowed for the
gopher pelts. None of the members
would gain reelection. if it was
left to the boys in their teens of the
county.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
An Arab Honeymoon.

For seven days after the wedding
the Arab bride and bridegroom are
supposed not 10 leave their room. The
bride may see none of her own family
and only the women folk of her hus-
bands, who wait on her. She remains
in all her wedding fnery and paint and
does absolutely nothing The bride
groom generally slips out at night aft
err three days and sees a few friends
privately. but he persistent,y hides
from his wife's family. and should he
by accident meet his father-il-law be-
fore the seven days are over he turns
his back and draws his burnens OF
-haik, over his face. This is THEN view
Of a honeymoon. and they grow as
weary of it as any European couple do
of their enforced continental Tour
Wide World Magazine.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
YhB Deloit Diaru. |
MRS. S. E. noRR.
Department Editor.

Several friends of Swan johnson
went to his home Sunday and helped
him celebrate his birthday.
On Tuesday evening last week
about forty of Mrs. G. w. Landon's
friends gathered at her home and
made her happy surprise. it being
her 18th birthday. The evening was
very pleasantly spent in visiting and
graphophone music. A lap supper
was served during the evening. Mrs.
Landon received some presents and
many hearty wishes that she may
live to enjoy many more happy birth
days.
A small party of young people
spent Saturday evening at the home
of Stanley Brownies. An enjoyable
time was had and the evening spent in
music, games etc.. passed very quick
" and pleasantly, those present were:
Frieda Jensen and her brother. Amelia
lessen and brother. Messers Ward.
Guy johnson and Russell Armour,
and Bertha Munsey, Abble Whey
and Willard Turner and wife.
Bertha Sander returned home last
week from Lakefeld. Mimi. for a
visit at her folks home in Deloit. She
expects to return to Minnesota in the
near future.
The Club gave box supper at
their hall one evening last week. Those
present report very pleasant time.
Mrs. T. C. Dobson sold 20 head of
hogs to ] L. Riggleman last Satur-
day which ne shipped along with his
to Chicago Saturday evening.
A. H. Rudd spent few hours at
Deloit between trains one afternoon
last week.
Maurice Winans, wife and sons re-
turned from S. D. Saturday evening.
Mr.. Winans took a homestead near
Lennon. S. D.
Mrs. N. L. Hunt and daughter,
Margaret visited at Dobson's Tues
day.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
COMPARISON OF VALUES.
The Assessment Values in Greene and
Crawford Compared.

We notice in the Bee of Jefferson
Greene county the valuations agreed
upon by the assessors of that county
and desire to compare them with
those fixed by the assessors Of Craw-
ford. The valuatation of heifers and
cows and yearling steers is just the
same. but Crawford is higher on horses.
Two year old colts in Greene are to
be assessed at $40. and in Crawford
at S48 ;horses three years old. and over
and mules are valued in Greene at $50
and in Crawford at $50. In Greene
feeding steers are to be assessed at
three cents pound and in Crawford
at actual value. In the cases mention
ed the Crawford county farmer will
have to paw substantially more than
his neighbor in Greene.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
S.. 90 WILL BE GIVEN

For any case Of rheumatism which
can not be cured by DR.. Drummond' 8
Lightning Remedies. The proprie-
tors do not hide this offer, but print it
bold type on all their circulars,
wrappers. printed matter and through
the columns of the newspapers else
where. 1t will work wonders. One
bottle will cure neary any case. If
the druggist has not got it he will
order it. or it will be sent to any adj
dress by express on receipt of price.
DR.. Drummond Medicine Co., New
York. Agents wanted.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22

Amos Hunt of Tofeld. Canada.
brother of c. j. Hunt of this place
made visit to the home of his boy
hood days few days last week.
Mrs. I. C. Dobson had Mr.. Wright
with his buz saw saving up her wood
= day last week.
Beulah Newcom returned to her
home at Jackson, Mimi. one day last
week, after spending several weeks
among relatives at Deloit.
Perry Rutledge the hail insurance
agent was at Deloit again last week.
William Morley will work for the
company this season.
Vim. Hunt of Omaha IS visiting
friends and relatives here at present.
S. Ho-r returned home from his trip
to S. D. Saturday evening, leaving
his daughter and family feeling we'll.
Edith Montgomery of Denison visit
ed among relatives and friends here
last week.
We understand revivals at the NJ.
E. church will begin Tuesday evening
this week and that Rev. Bruce will
be assisted with an evangelist begin
ming next Sunday.
S. F. Wedlock and James McKim
were in Kiron Monday.
j. w. Wilkinson's sister. Mrs.
Squire and uncle. MIR. Watson of
Philadelphia. Pa. have been making
him visit on their way out west,
They expect to visit at Denver,
Colorado Springs. Salt Lake. San
Francisco and Los Angeles. and go
home by way of New Orleans. to
visit Mr.. Watson's brother and at
tend the Mardigras. They spent one
day last week among friends at De-
liot.
Swan johnson and Fred Bauman
each shipped carload of hogs to
South Omaha Thursday night.
Harold johnson of Odebolt started
to move on the M. c. johnson place
last Friday.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
BOWLING NEWS.

Monday night. the Printers team
took five out of six games in double
header with the Creamery team and
the Ramblers. $
|. Tuesday -Huettmann teams won two
out of three from the Cigar Makers.
but los. the match on totals by %
pins.
Standing Of the teams to date.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
Good Ink, but No Bread.

I Sweynheym and Pannartz. the two
Germans who We're the first 10 print
books in Rome. used paper and types
OF excellent quality. Their ink on
pages printed more than 400 years ago
can vie in blackness With the best of
the present day. Yet with all their la.
bors they often lacked bread. In pc
t3tion to the pope they Informed his
holiness that their house was fun Of
proof sheets, but that they had moth
Ing to Argonaut.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
"A SPECIAL PREMIUM,
More Good Things For Paid up
Subscribers of the Review.
CHOICE OF 2 PUBLICATIONS
Golden Egg Poultry journal or Black
Loan Farm journal.

We are able to announce this week
further good things for our readers
who pay in advance. We find that we
can give to our advance paying sub
scribers the choice of two monthly
publications the one devoted to the
interests of the poultry raiser and the
other published in the interest of the
farmer and stock raiser. We are
able to give these for one year. from
the date of beginning. Any subscrib-
er who has paid in December or Jan
uary in advance who will send us a
postal card saying they would like
either of these publications for year
we will see that they have the benefit
of this offer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
landing Of the teams to date.

Miss Alfredo Gloe of Dow City has
been the guest this week of her aun t,
Mrs. DR.. Robinson.
Mrs. Dan Mccarthy returned home
after a months stay with her daugh-
ter. Mrs. w. F. Mitchell of Vail.
A bouquet of nice fresh cut flowers
will be just the thing for your we'd
ding you can get them at anytime
from Bartcher Bros.
At the council meeting on Tuesday
night the matter of grading down the
hill by Mr.. McHenry's house was dis
cussed and put to vote. The council
men voted three in favor. but it took
four to be binding.
The home of Mr.. Thos. Norris and
wife over west of town has always
been favorite one for social gather
ings. They like company and have
hearts tender for young people.
Then there is Miss Efie. the teacher
whom to see is but to admire, and the
boys. So. it is not strange that
some twenty-five young married
couples were out to the house on
Tuesday night. A hay rack was sent
over for load. and this with other
conveyances took the party over.
Well. they just had heap of fun.
playing old fashioned games such as
Penny who has the Penny. and
others. Oysters were served and the
occasion was one long to be remem-
bered.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
Social Duty

The idea of social duty dominates
our time. We are impregnated with
1t. 1t is the most urgent aspiration of
the modern conscience and in the
midst of our controversies defies all
our ironies.-Georges Touchard in La
Nouvelle Revue, Paris.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
Important to Him.

An old lady was telling her grand
children about some trouble in Scot
land in the course of which the chief
OF her clan was beheaded. ut was nae
great thing of a head. to be sure said
the good old lady, but it was sad
loss to him.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
LICENSED TO WED.

The records of the clerks ofic.
show that the following marriage
licenses were issued.
Jan. ID. John P. Evans and Della
F. Terwillager.
Jan. IS Johnnie H. Bendixon and
Dora Bielenberg.
Jan. Is James Holeton and Sarah
L. Hass.
Jan. 20 Ludwig Ohm and Minnie
Foster.
Jan. 2l Walter c. Schwartz and
Marie Gloede.
Jan. "a. Geary E. Comstock and
Florence E. Nixon.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
To Her Credit.

Miss Diggs-Yes, he said you didn't
show your age
Miss Passay- The idea! The impu-
dence of him
Miss Diggs Why, I'd call that a
compliment 1t simply proves how
skillful you've been in concealing it
Philadelphia Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
A Case Of Luck

Benevolent Lady-But. my poor man,
u you have been looking for work all
these years. why is it that you have
never found it? Tramp (confidential-
iy)-It's luck, mum-just sheer good
luck.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
A Remarkable Hat.

A woman wants a divorce because
her husband has purchased her only
hat in twenty-five years.
1t would be interesting to know If
there is enough of the hat left to get
on straight. -Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
Soft.

"Should man shave up or down?'
asked youthful city clerk, and the
barber replied with grin:
'"That depends. When shave you,
fnr instance. ALWAYS shave down"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
Often the Case.

"A man should think twice before
he speaks"
"And woman three times before
she sings. ''-Harper's Weekly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22

the death of its autho- . The
plays of MARROW and Ben john
son, Shakespeare's contempo-
raries, and of Beaumont and
Fletcher, his predecessors, still
hold the stage. WITHIN
LIMITS MORE CIRCUMSTAN-
TIAL THAN THOSE THAT
INCLUDE THE CENTURIES,
IT IS POSSIBLE TO FIND
PLAYS THAT HAVE LIVED
LONG AND PROsPERED.
t'Richelieu," "The Lady Of
Lyons" "The Two Orphans"
"Monte Cristo," "Uncle Toms
Cabin" who shall say that
they have not proved their
worth by long life.
THEN THERE "1S THE
HIDDEN HAND", WHICH
WILL BE SEEN IN TOWN
BEFORE MANY DAYS. and
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
FACTS =

y The news items of the home COM
munity.
y The things in which you are most
interested.
y The births, weddings, deaths of
the people you know.
y The social affairs of our own and
surrounding towns.
These are the ki.d Of facts this paper
gives you in every issue. They are
certainly worth the subscription price.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
Good Plays
Never Die

states and suspended animation that lasts sometimes
years and centuries they coed plays
they still live and make their appearance at the unexpected
times and under the unusual circumstances IT is POSSIBLE
TO SEE ON THE STAGE TODAY PLAYS THAT WERE SEEN
HUNDREDS YEARS AGO. ALI Shakespeare acted before
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22
THEATRE TALK NO. /.

WHEN HENRY wADswoRTH LoNGFELLOw ANNOUNCES
THAT CART is LONG AND TIME is FLEETlNG'' he could
have been thinking Of dramatic The only successful made
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-01-22

tut Of his works were made by
s'ther hands than his. But his
statement, if in it he included
dramatic art, is susceptible Of
mountains Of proof. GOOD
PLAYS NEVER DIE. They go
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-10
DUTCH CHAMBER
GETS EXPLANATION
Foreign Minister Tells Why
Break Has Occurred With
Venezuela.

THE HAGUE, Nov. 9.-Addressing
the second chamber this afternoon,
Foreign Minister Van Swinderen ex-
planned that suspension of the Hoi-
land-Venezuelan treaty of 1894 hau
been ordered because President Cas-
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-10
LOGAN G. sRYAN's LETTER.

Especial Wire to L. ]. Overlook
NEW YORK, Nov 9.-The volume
of trading was the largest witnessed
on the present movement and was &C.
companied by considerable feverish.
ness. The action of the market seem.
ed to indicate that distribution on a
large scale was In progress and offer
ings were fairly well absorbed on ac-
count of large accumulation of buy
ing orders over Sunday. The opening
was irregular in view of the lower
London market. but the news over
Sunday was no factor to affect trading
either way, but public interest has in
creased materially. The action of the
list today was only natural after the
recent sharp advance and 1t is not
unlikely that the reactionary tendency
noted in some specialties today will
extend further, but still the amount
of securities distributed up to this
time has hardly been of sufficient
proportions to warrant the interests
behind the present movement permit
ting sustained decline.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-10
WEEKS HOLIDAY
FOR THE SCHOLARS
No Tasks During Thanksgiving
While Teachers Are Away
at County Institute,

The school children of Cochise
county will enjoy a full weeks holi
day, beginning the week of Thanks
giving, which will be sufficient in it
self to make them feel thankful. The
teachers 0f the county will be in
Tombstone for three days of the week
at a session of the teachers institute
called by ]. A. Rockefeller, superin
tendent of schools. Their attendance
is compulsory. r.
Mr.. Rockefeller was in the city yes
terday arranging the program. He
went to Douglas yesterday afternoon
and will return to Bisbee today. There
are in the neighborhood of $50 teach
ers in the county, and they are all ex-
pected to be at the institute.
While the teachers are in session
the football teams of the Bisbee
Douglas and Tombstone high schools
viii probably play three games with
each other, to determine the champ
ionship of Cochise
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-10
MANY TO FAIR.

Following is a partial list of those
who have gone from Risbee to the fan
ut Phoenix. Ninety-nine tickets were
sold: A. f. Turnland, j. e. Morrison,
II. J. Provencher, James Farley, j. NJ.
lessen. Mrs. ]. w. Wilkinson, Mrs.
Rosa Duncan. David Playfair, Al Stod-
gill. Mrs. F. j. Tresise. Walter OMaF
ley. b. J. Williams, H. II. Hughes,
Mrs. w. E. Stoner, Leta Spilsbury, W.
]. Graham. j. L. Dobson, w W. WOOD,
c. y. Wood, NJ F.. Cassidy and wife,
]. NJ .O'Connell, Mrs. T. n. Lakin, J.
p. Russell, Alex. Jacobson and vile,
z. C. King. J. W. Wheel, r. w. Thorn
as. A. G. Watkins and wife, George
Swan, W. ]. Hicks, Ed. F. Williams,
]. T. Perry, Roy McConners, Cara
Carlson and wife. d. NJ. Hosler ana
wife. Thomas s. Miller, Jakop
Schmidt, NJ. McKenna, DR.. e. w.
Baum and wife, joan Resch, A. A.
Coin, e. F. Jones, s. Bieber. A. E.
Manley. Lew w. Collins, James Far
lev. c. H. Vail. Mrs. ]. R. Henderson,
w. w .whitecotton, J. B. Gillespie and
wife W. Lobb. G. Crockets, Mrs. NJ J.
Cunningham, Mrs. W. s. Stodgiil, Jack
Benson, Mrs. Ross Griffith, w. L. Ed
wards and wife, T. G. Beene and
wife
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-10
ALIENS TEAM
BEATS HURST
IN CONTEST
First Tryout to Determine Who
Shall Have Honor of Lam
basting Douglas Proves
Most Successful Affair.

The golf contest neld at the Coun,
try Club Sunday was a most success
full affair, both in point of numbers
and in scores. The team 9eaded by
l.. X. Allen was successful. Dinner
was served to all, the losing team foot
ing the bill. A contest to determine
the best player in the club is talked
of for the near future.
The contest Sunday was for the
purpose of determining the best play
ers of the club, 10 pit them against
the Douglas team, which viii be here
on the 18th inst Six of the members
have become proficient enough to
make the nine holes under fifty strokes
and several are near that
Secretary Yoakum has notified all
members that the quarterly payments
are due, and that all who do not pay
will be posted, according to the by
laws of the club. A meeting of the
membership committee will be held
this week. to determine who are anu
who are not entitled to the privileges
Of the club.
Thursday night of this week will be
devoted to whist at the club. Twenty
have been prepared and all members
are urged to attend. Prizes have
been prepared for the best gentleman
player and the best lady player. Cars
for the club leave Bisbee at 1880, SEQ
and $3.50 and win return to suit the
convenience of the members.
The lineup:
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-10
REDS AND BLUES
CHOOSE CAPTAINS
Contest at Y. M. C. A. To Be a
Live Affair-New Members
Already Coming In.

A great deal of ginger was injected
into the second annual Red and Blue
membership contest at the Y. NJ. c. A.
last night when both the Reds and
the Blues held meeting at different
hours and elected their officers for
the campaign. The reds were unani-
nous in the selection of K. H. Accord
&C captain of their side. Accord made
an enviable reputation for himself in
the contest last year by bringing
In thirty new members. The secre-
tsry and assistants to the captain In
the contest on the Reds" side will
be announced late today.
The "Blues" In their meeting were
a unit on the selection of r. b. Krebs
as captain and Walter I.angford as
secretary of their organization. Both
these men were active In the first
campaign, and as both men are rus,-
of the 300 men on the Blue side,
A large dial has been painted and
placed in the Association lobby TO
show the daily standing of the teams.
The red and blue hands indicate the
number OF points brought In by each
side. A larger pyramid has also been
prepared TO INDICATE Ine NUMBER OF
members brought in The pyramid
contains 300 blocks and as the mem
bers are brought in these blocks are
colored in red or blue paint according
to the side bringing in the members
If 300 new members are secured be-
fore January 1. 1909, the members of
the winning side who brought in one
rSmore new members are to be BAN
quoted, while the losing side are TO
act as walters for the winners.
A meeting of the captains and as
sistants of each side will be held this
week to arrange the details of the
campaign. In the meantime the en-
th6siasts OF each side are bringing in
new members and the hands on the
dial are already beginning to spin.
Application cards in both red and
blue have been provided for the mem
bers and already $50 20 200 OF these
cards have been distributed.
The Y. NJ. c. A. is an institution
that deserves the patronage of every
citizen of Bisbee and many men who
do not find time to use the privileges
themselves are ready. and willing to
carry a membership in the organiza-
ton for the good it is doing for the
camp at large.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-10
KARL STALL IN THE ROYAL CHEF

The Royal Chef" the new musical
comedy by Ben NJ Jerome and
Messrs. Stoddard G Taylor, will have
its first production in Bisbee on We'd
nesday evening at the Orpheum. The
original production was made in Chi
cago followed by an extensive run in
New York City at the Lyric Theatre.
and the musical pastime, as it is
termed, scored heavily in both cities.
The original cast which is still intact,
is strong one and is headed by Will
liam H. Conley, the favorite dialect
comedian; Charles Collins, Herbert
Carter, Walter B. Smith, Donald Nc
Kenzie, Julia Curtis, Mary Malatesta,
La Belle Laurette, Bly, Brown and
over fifty others There are said to
be a number of catchy airs in "The
Royal Chef" most prominent of which
Is "O'Reilly," Let Me Go Back"
Mother Goose" Would You If You
We're Me" The Rajah Bold etc, is
another that will undoubtedly score
heavily here. The beautiful dancing
and singing chorus is one of the big
features OF the Chef" and includes
the well known "Broilers"
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-10

tro failed to comply with the demand
of the Netherlands government THAI
the trans-Pacific shipment decree is
sued last summer against Curacao be
Withdrawn before November l.
This he said left Holland free to act
and the government cabled the gov
eminent at Curacao that Holland con
sidered herself freed from all obligz-
tons towards Venezuela. Further
more, the government was instructed
to temporarily suspend the prohibit
ton against expectation of arms from
Curacao to Venezuela.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-10
smsI1ER CASE DISMISSED.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 9.-The case
of the United States VS.. the Mountain
Copper company of California, brought
by the government to obtain an IN
junction against the company prohib-
iting 1t from operating its snelter at
Reswick, Shaster county, because OF
Injurious effects OF the fumes to adj
jacent timber lands, was dismissed to
day BY the supreme court As result
of a stipulation between the govern
ment and the company.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-11-10
HATFIELD ARRAIessp.

SAN JOSE. Cal, Nov. 9.--Seeretly
that crowds of curiosity seekers might
be avoided, William Hatfield, the
Durham suspect, was taken into Jus
tice Browns court this afternoon
and arraigned on a charge of murder
sworn to by Deputy Sheriff Buffington
The warrant charges James G. Dun.
ham vita killing Matte Wells Dun
ham The preliminary examination
of the prisoner was set for Wednesday
at which time former acquaintance
OF Durham win appear and testify
as to the identity of the man accused