The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-09-04
WAVES HEAR AIRY AND
BREEZY PERS|FLAGE
big Breaker Comes Up From Hyde
Park Crib and Rehearses Scandals
With Bath House Pier About Pro-
1essional Men = Ladies Serve Bas-
ket Lunch.

he Lake Front park enterfained .
distinguished assembIage yesterday .ft-
erhoon' Ii put forth the seasons re-
'aihihg Efforts to be pleasant and If
succeeded. 1t hardly dared be other
'se ior Iear that one or the of asseru-
oiase would have felt its pulse or
looked for symptoms of old age.
me result was that it was airy and
oreezy and at times a little ffippant to
oe IN harmony with the small talk in
oulged IN by the members Lake Conn
" Medical association which had gath
cred there for its regular session.
NO more had they seated themselves
In an improvised amphitheater tha
seats OF which were made of hogs and
railroad ties on which Drs. w. =
Howatt and W. D. weis presided as
president and secretary respectively
when the waves came rolling in from
Lake Michigan to see what was going
on
The Waves Want to KNOW.
What's going on here whispered
one old wave that had come all the
way from the Hyde Park crib. to the
pier near the bath house. DOCS lust
DOCS, don't let them catch you, or they
might prescribe for you, and you are in
fresh water, you must remember"
said the pier
Who's that trying to hatch out a
log over yonder." continued the wave
as it fattened out a bit
They are all busy, which one do you
mean?" asked the pier peeping over the
platform.
The one that looks as though he
might cast an electoral vote for
Bryan" explained the Hyde Park wave.
oh, that's Doc Howatt, guess he'll
get an automobile soon. Doc Sharrer
is afraid to go home in the dark. and
he's had two lamps fixed on his Max
WELL said the pier looking very i'm
portant because it was so well ac
quainted with the scandal of high per-
sonages.
What's a MAXWELL" the wave per-
sisted
Weis' LimousinoIet
"A Maxwell is a runabout Just like
Doc Weis has, only Doc Weis' is a
limousinolet," explained the pier
Are they having a good time?"
Did you ever see bunch of Docs
together when they did not have good
time? The one looking so serious like
continued the pier, lis Doc Schlieker of
East Chicago. if youll flop around here
awhile youH hear him read a paper on
Oral surgery" Oral is the Latin for
pertaining to mouth. It's good paper
too, and will probably appear in some
because its so good
DIR. Schlieker Reads Paper.
You see he prepared this paper on
pertaining to the mouth be-
,ause the Lake County Dental associa-
-!on was to have met in connection with
he Docs and Schlieker was going to
ell them something. The teeth men
ire preparing for their annual state
Meeting however. and consequently the
oint meeting is not taking place There
re enough good Docs here however.
or a good time"
Who's that bunch to the right"
Isked the wave as ii prepared to go
,ack to Hyde Park
That's the East Chicago bunch.
They came over here because they
wanted to get away from westrumite
or a few hours. They ought to arnpu-
ate that Alderman Lewis from the
Last Chicago council"
''Ta ta." old pier give them my re-
ards. and tell them TO remember some
Z their own diet rules when they
ackle that basket lunch" said the
II de Park wave as it disappeared in
he distance.
Just about that time one Of the
rown Point Dos brought forth his
lnch basket and the Whiting follows
ollowed suit The wives of the doctors
erved.