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The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06
ANOTHER LARGE AUDIENCE SEES
sTHE COLLEGE PENNAhT."
CLEVER
Neat Sum Realized From Two .Produe-
tlons-Many Saw Performances on
Both Niehts-All Were Delighted
scenery Beautiful.
From Wednesdays Daily.

From Wednesdays Daily.
The second nights performance Of
i'.The College Pennant" at the Babcock
theater was q greater c than the
first and was witnessed by nearly as
large an audience. Many Of those who
saw the first nights entertainment
were SO delighted that they went
again last night. The audience was
exceedingly enthusiastic and voiced
Its approval Of every solo and Of ev-
cry bit Of chorus work in the musical
numbers, while ready with laughter
for the comedians and rapt attention
for the more serious scenes
The work Of both the chorus and
principals was decidedly smoother
than the first night, those of the cast
who had not become entirely used to
to being on the stage the first night
acting with natural q s and grace in
last nights performance. The work
Of the chorus was especially good.
1.-THE Story the Teddy Bear Told,'
Back to iowa." der Faderland for
Nine" and Lingering were the
most successful ensemble numbers.
Luciles solo. Lonely Moon" was
accompanied only by the orchestra
and without the aid Of the chorus.
Beautiful Scenery.
AS on the first nights production
the scenery was the cause Of much
favorable comment. The ship scenes
In which q ship is seen at sea during
the night, with lights all aglow, was
exceedingly pretty. There has only
been one attraction on the northwest
circuit In several years with a similar
scene. That was Little Johnny
JONES'" and 1t may be said for Mr..
Browns scenic effects that the boat
scene in last nights production was
far prettier and more natural.
The two productions have resulted
in q neat sum being added to the
charity fund Of the local lodge Of Elks.
The participants had only q short
time to prepare for the presentation
and the manner in which the enter
tainment was carried out on both
nights showed that there was consid.
cradle latent histrionic talent in Bill
ings. Much Of the credit for the sue
cess OF "The College P%ennant" is due
to the director, H. I. Brown. whose
careful instruction and tireless efforts
brought the principals and chorus up
to the well trained condition reached.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06
ARRESTED AT CUSTER FOR BUR
eLARY a BIG TIMBER.
fRoZE FOOT
Deputy Sheriff orrlck Makes Arrest
for Sweet Grass County Authorities
Officers say tuIprlt Admits the
Charge Of Burglary.

Deputy Sheriff J.. G. Orrick Of Gus
ter brought Joe Kelley. who is wanted
in, sweetgrass county for burglary, to
this city yesterday and lodged him In
the county jail, from where he will
be taken to Big Timber this morning
BY Sheriff Tallang, who arrived in
Billings last night.
Kelly Is charged with. and It is said
admits breaking into a farm house
near Big Timber last December and
stealing a quantity Of clothing. It Is
believed that he wl.4 plead guilty to
the charge when his a comes up
In the district court from what he has
told the ofncers since his arrest.
Deputy Sheriff Orrick was informed
that Kelly was wanted by q postal
card similar to the ones sent out by
the snerih Of Sweetgrass county to
every ohlcer in the state. There was
a discrepancy In the description on
the nrst cards sent out and q new lot
were sent out a few days ago.
Was q Ranch Hand.
Kelly was working for the Briggs
Ellis company on q ranch near Custer
and came to that town Monday sup
posedly to have q good time and spend
his money, as the description of him
states that he is q drinking man anu
would in all probability get drunk
often. Orrick recognized him easily
from the description furnished par
ticularly because his right eye was
out and placed him under arrest.
"A sheepherder named McCarty was
also brought to Billings by the deputy
to receive medical attention as ne had
frozen OLE leg.
1t is said that McCarty got drunk
Saturday night at Custer and fell by
the wayside. while on his way to his
cabin and that ater he had fallen
asleep his leg was frozen before he
was discovered. When found he was
in a critical condition, and 1t is pos
sible that his leg will have to be am
putated to save his life. 8
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06
Prof. n. "A. Howell, OF Havana, Cuba,
Recommends chamberlaln's
Cough Remedy.

"As long ago IS / can remember my
mother was faithful user and friend
Of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, but
never in my life have I realized It's
true value until now" writes Prof. "A.
"A. Howell, OF Howells American
School. Havana. Cuba. "On the night
Of February 3rd our baby was taken
sick with q very sever cold. the next
day was worse and the following night
his condition was desperate. He could
not lie down and It was necessary TO,
Ehave him In the arms every moment.
Even then his breathing was ditncult.
/ I did not think he would live until,
morning. AT last / thought OF my
mothers remedy. Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. which we gave, and
st afforded prompt relief. and nov,
three days later. he has fully recoy.I
cred. Under the circumstances
would NOT hesitate Z moment n ~.
Ing that Ghamberlain's Cough Re1nedys
and that only. saved the life q or
dear little boy" For sale ~ ansdras
gists.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06
% Nlx's 0 U

Chief Talso Returns Canine to Right
ful Owner.
Bob Nix's short-tailed, large-eared,
white fox terrier pup, answering to
the name Of 'Ikey." has been found.
At least, Chief Talgo returned the not
ed canine to Mr.. Nix Monday night
and received the reward which was
offered.
In accordance with Mr.. Nix's agree.
ment to ask NO questions II the dog
was returned nothing was said about
where the chief. got the dog.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06
Bake IS GIVEN
LIFE JOB ON FORCE
OFFICER SAGE GETS PROBATION
ARv APPOINTMENT.

Officer Pat Bake received q per.
manent appointment as patrolman on
the local police force yesterday from
Mayor Foster. The appointment OF
Oficer Bake gives him a position on
the Billings police force for life and
he "a only be removed for misbe.
havior or physical disability.
Omcer Sage received a probation
airy appointment as regular policeman.
He has been a special officer for some
time and his appointment is for SIX
months.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06
sTRlkER ARE BLAMED.
Alleged to Have Caused Explosion Ii
Mine It Draaonits, Colo.

Grand Junction, Colo, March -
The charge is made today that the ex-
plosion at the Gilsonite mine at
Dragonite, Utah, just across the Utah
line. on the night Of February u. In
which two miners were killed and
damages amounting to 100000 done.
was the work OF a number Of strikers.
The miners killed were Greeks.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06
EDEN, MAINE, PROHIBITS AUTOS

Bar Harbor, Me. Mar. 4.-The town
OF Eden. in which Bar Harbor IL sit
uated. has voted down q proposition
to repeal the anti-automobile Law Of
the town, which amounts to = pratic.
ally prohibition Of automobiles.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06
!. For aaIe.

Strawberry plants and fresh mich
cows. Inquire Thos. McGirl, one
mile west OF town.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06
TEA


TEA
You think one tea as
good as another
Why don't you buy at
the lowest price you see
in the window?
Your grocer returns your none, u yss doas
Nke SchiIling's Best: ne pay him.
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06

Calling Cards at The Gazette ONCE
The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1908-03-06

E 81 HBSW @Aa7ET 4N% $50 HL@H#yES 3Wa@%l
During the discussion on the mat
ter, which lasted fully two hours.
every point was thoroughly gone over
In the controversy both by members
of the council, Mr. Williams and the
members Of the committee.
The changing Of the present system
Of radiation, which is steam. to hot
water radiation seemed to be the main
bone Of contention. but it was finally
decided that they could, without fear
Of IN action for damages. readvertise
for and reconsider bids, providing Mr..
Williams would release the city from
the contract which It had entered into
with him through its oficers.
Bids will be advertised for and re
ceived at the next meeting OF tho
council.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

African and Polar explorations. the
Various theories regarding a probable
war between the United States and
Japan. and have YOU All the localities
at your Gngor-ends. SO that you could
write column after column or any OF
these subjects without exhaustns
yourself?"
Il never took any interest IN such
things"
Are you thoroughly familiar with
English, French. German and Russian
politicsg"
Don't know anything about Euro
pean sQuabbles, and don't want TO-"
Young man. take that desk there. I
shouldn't wonder II you could make a
paper that sensible people would like
TO read."-N. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

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are you sick? Do you know what
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He Will tell you whom you WIN
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He always Succeeds when Others
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
PROF. ID. d. BRUCE. n. D..

Strange, Wonderful, but True are
the awe stricken tests given by The
Great Australian Medium.
PROF. ID. ID. BRUCE, NJ. ID.
the only Living Apostle of Science
of the Mysteries.
$1,000 in Gold to any one in the
World TO compete with him. Pos
sessfng more power than any four
mediums combined.
No card. trance or hand humbug
Greatest Hindo0 Medium In the
World.
so GREAT IS HIS POWER that
hs can tell ysu while I'm a Clairvey-
ant state, all you wish TO know with
out a word being spoken. Come.
all ye unbelievcrs. scoffers ami jeer-
ers; bring all your skepticism with
you---he will open your eyes to the
private chamber mystery. Come all
ye broken hearted wives. all with
lew spirits and let hI.n lift the bur-
den from your aching aud Jealous
heart. He challenges the World to
compete with him in causing q speed
y marriage with the one you love:
uniting the separated and bring
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
HATTIE WILLIAMS EPIeRAMs.

Some one 1--WE suspect her brother)
has accredited Hattie Williams with
the appended epigrams:
One-night stand-A boost for home
and mother.
Art-A chaser for the weather In
conversation.
Work. disease. neither infectious
nor contagious.
The stage-A place of illusions
and a cure for them.
Contract-One in the hand Is worth
two promises to write.
Marriage duapidated castle
haunted by two spooks-divorce and
alimony.
Success-A mystery to your enc
mics and n disappointment to your
friends.
Stage door JOhnnics-A rebuke 10
mans vanity and dispensers Of i'll got
ten gain.
Observation-Disclosures OF human be
inEs with a queer habit OF expecting
their moneys worth.
Chorus girl-The worst sufferer
I
Of the stars envy of everybody.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
Grotesoue.

He conceived a grotesque whlm for
driving his car more slowly than 1t
could so. Friends warned him. but
he persisted.
AT the end of month he began 10
show signs Of a nervous breakdown.
In six months he was taken To a
madhouse
Poor fellow" sighed everybody. in
speaking of him.
Yet IL was his own fatuousness
which had been his undoing.-Puck.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

OF course you never took advantage
or any one.
It isn't easy TO fool the man who
knows himself
The harder a man works the harder
Il is 10 work him.
An easy-goiue man is apt TO make
It hard going for his wife.
Did you ever see a pretty girl who
didn't know she was pretty?
The woman who hcsitates usually
has an impedimeut in her speech.
How some women do enjoy taking
4 whack at some other woman's rep
utationl
The hardest work some men do IS
inventing excuses 10 keep from going
to work
Once in a great while you meet
women who boast OF the skeletons IN
their closets.
How many times have YOU won out
when invited 20 go up against anoth-
er mans game?
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

Being in love is being not quite in
sane enough to so into an asylum.
The closer a girl can snuggle up TO
you the surer she is not to be your
sister.
You can always forgive an ancestor
how he got his money when 1t comes
to you.
A small boys idea of hell has some
thing to do with bathtubs aud scrub
bling brushes.
There's a heap Of fun in just letting
other people spend their money try
ing to buy it.
An honest man gets so pulled up
about II he might be more agreeable
II he stole something.
A man can save lot OF money by
having so many bad habits he can't
afford TO get married.
A man thinks he has character
when somebody tries to borrow a dol
lar and he lends him only half
A coquettish girl has a way Of be-
Ing able to see a man when he is
around 4 corner and Of not being able
to see him when he is right in front
of her.-New York Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

Mrs. Brindle-Now. Mary. want
you TO be careful. This IS some very
old table lineu-been In the family for
over 200 years. and
Mary-Ah. sure ma'am. you needn't
worry. ] won't tell a soul. and il looks
as good as new. anyway.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
Needles Ren1inder-

You must not think that the mere
possession OF great wealth makes you
a man OF consequence"
You needn't have said that" an
severed Mr. Cumrox. Mother and the
girls let me understand it every time
We give party. '-Washinston Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
DYsPEPTIc PHILOSOPHY.

The best way 20 get a girl to marry
you is 70 try not to.
A little push is often more lasting
than a strong pull.
The follow who has too much to
say always succeeds in saying IT,
II is perhaps better to crack a
smile than 20 burst into laughter.
Opportunities generally grow where
Il IS most dangerous to look for them.
A Sunday dinner demonstrates that
the better the day the better the feed.
The only way YOU could find the
brains of some people would be with
club.
A woman is a paradox Il is when
she IS fair that she takes the men by
storm.
We only know there is plenty OF
room an the ton from those who have
been there and fallen OF.
When a man admits that he has
made a fool OF himself ne can't under
stand why tho rcst Of the world does
Mt share his establishment
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

"No." answered the Inventor. Il CON
vinced him that 70 was practical. but
he couldn't see IL because there were
no provisions made for strap-hanging
passengers. Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
Boys idea Of sahz.

"Popi"
YES. my son."
did the stork bring that new baby
OF ours2"
YES. my boy"
Guess he was mighty glad to get
rid Of it, IL cries SO much!-Yonkers
Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

Are you one OF those mean-spirited
men who ask their wives what they
DO with the money they receiver"
Certainly not" answered Mr.. Meek
ton. Il don't have TO ask my wife
She plays bridge whist Washington
Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
A LoNo-FELT WANT.

Able Editor-Want a position. sh7
Do you understand the tariff question?
ApplicaAt-Um-tot tell the truth,
don't know anything about the tarfR.
Are you familiar with international
law?'
No. I can't say that am"
Have you followed up the various
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
EamIlIarItx ereeds contempt.

Grandpa-Dnn't get scared. Willy;
the tiger is about to be fed: that's
what makes him jump and roar so.
Willy (easily)-Oh! l amt afraid
OF him. grandpa; papa's the same way
when his meals amt ready.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

SENTENCE SERMONS.
Folly congeals faith
Character is controlled will.
Silence viii end almost any quar-
rel.
Faith finds it's fullness in friend
ships.
The rest Of religion is for the weary.
not the lazy.
A mans age depends on the ideals
he still cherishes.
Men tend to approximate to their
own expectations.
Things readily believed are not Of
ten really believed
Living for others is an imperative
OF the higher life
as you fret over them.
He who gives 90 be seen usually has
much he wants 20 hide.
Lying usually is a plan Of hiding one
blemish with a bigger one.
He who follows duty ever may find
danger often. but defeat never.
II Is better Co give without think
ing than 90 think without giving.
When the church IS only a place
OF rest &c never Is place OF refresh
ing.
He who does not look forward with
reverence will look back with regret.
-Chicaeo Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
Defective Eveslnht

Il fell in love AZ FIRST sight" said the
New York girl Il don't suppose any
OF YOU Boston girls ever do that?"
NO" replied the girl from the
Hub. Most of us Boston girls wear
glasses. you knowi'-Yonkers States
man.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
Personal.

My hands are such peculiar things
I'm really glad I own EN-:
They feed my face. they comb my hair.
But what is sad. they're fastened
where
cannot even loan 'em.
1fy ears are great large loppy things
That stick out Sideways from my head.
And when its cold they set quite friz.
Ike 'em. though the trouble is
They interfere when I'm in bed.
Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
Something 70 Be PROUD OF.

Il don't see why Brown is SO proud
OF his wife. There's nothing remark
able about her"
There isn't? Brown says she can
beat anybody in the neighborhoOd nag
ging. detroit Free Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
Sometime New.

Burglars broke into Green's dry
goods store the other night and stole
three bolts of silk"
''Well?"
Now he's advertising a great
burglary sale. Free Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

First Young Lady TAT railroad sta
tlon)-What time is it now. dear?
Second Young Lady Cooking at her
watch)-Aercyi We must begin say
ing good-by. dear. The train will be
here in half an hour-N. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
IRE Trouhla.

What's the matter with her? Can't
she keep a beau?"
"Oh. yes. The trouble is she can't
find one who'll agree TO keep her,
Detroit Free Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
AppreciatiVe.

Landlord am sorry. my man, but
shall have TO raise your rent on
May /.
Patrick-Shure. an I'm much
obliged. I was wonderin' how ] could
raise it meself by thot toime.-Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
Some PeorIa.

Some people would never get men
toned ut all II they were not talked
about behind their backs.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
CANADIAN ENTERPRISE.

Imports into Canada in 1907 (esti-
mated) from the United States will
amount to Sl65.0O0 600. against only
$7S.O00.0O0 from Great Britain.
Canada's government revenue from
all sources this year VIII be more
than $1O0Oo0.000 In the first seven
months the customs receipts increased
Sc, 500. 900
Mr.. Thompson. Capadian member OF
parliament for Yukon. declares that
within five years the Klondike gold
output Will reach 500 coo 600 a year
as a result of the operations of the
big dredging companies.
The annual report Of the Canadian
department az trade and commerce
shows the total grain crops for the
season of 1906 TO be more than AIS
100000 bushels. of which l25. 900 600
bushels were wheat and 202. 600 900
bushels oats
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

When misery is at hand there isn't
much pleasure in recalling former
Joys.
An the chiva,gy in a mans nature
evaporates when he meets a short
haired woman
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

Some people who are selfish in 9TH
er respects never think OF keeping
their opinions to themselves.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
FROM The PENCILS POINT.

Talent is one thing; tact is every.
thing.
How eloquent the silent lady on a
silver dollar is,
The girl who looks good isn't neces-
sarily good LOOKING.
Some people make a specially OF
believing the impossible.
Once in awhile an actress makes
good for her press agent.
If men were less stupid women
would have to b a lot more clever.
Women have no respect for men
who listen to ever tkiag they say.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

No man feels more keenIy the ex-
actions OF the railroads than the man
who has forgotten his pass.-Lippin-
colts.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

You have only % say that a woman
is pretty 10 hear some one in the
crowd say. Yes. but she hasn't much
sense"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

Several large fortunes have been
made by picking up money that has
been thrown away.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
Possibilities Of Profit.

You couldn't interest that capital
fist in your flying machine?"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18
SIS HOPKINS SAYINGS.


No one ever wrote a good play-on
words.
Many a war cloud is just missed.
by thunder.
Pa says that many a weu-rounded
phrase is not on the level
silence may be golden. but it is
more often an indication of gilt
Some men arc "uinched for money"
while others have il coaxed out OF
'em.
Tn the matter OF cour;ship a man
doesn't have TO Dee a tailor TO press his
suit
Pa says wealth may bring happiness.
but it gathers "a lot OF smiling faces
about YOU.
A mans table manners are like
bread. AN depends upon tho raisln'
he has had.
With so little execution IN 'cm. II
Is some wonder that more financial
heads don't come of.
Ma says a great city IS a place
where few people are acquainted with
each other-whcre there is plenty of
milk, but no cows.-Rose Melville. in
St Louis Republic
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

a very jealous woman viii often
say; Il have not a Jealous bone in my
body" A woman who is not jealous
never says anything about it-Atchi-
son (kanD Globe.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

Weary Lancelot-At the age Of Is I
was left an orphan, guv'nor!
Crusty Old Gent-Wel. and what
did you do with it?-Chips.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

A man OF 40 has spent at least FIVE
years OF HIS life listening 20 the
stories OF other peoples woes.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1908-04-18

a woman never knows how weak
the flesh is. aud how easy il Is to
yield to temptation. until she goes TO
a millinery opening.