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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-07-17
Salaries Of Government Workers.

Among the employees Of the govern
ment engaged in each class OF work
a general tendency is apparent toward
an increase in average compensation
as age dvances, though this increase
is not always uninterrupted; and sim
ilarly there is almost uniformly a
consistent increase in compensation
as the length of service increases.
The clerical class Is a particularly
good illustration of the latter tend
ency, since the average rate Of COM
~pensation for that class. beginning at
S757 for those who have been In the
service less than one year increases
in each successive period without a
single Interruption until for those who
have served 40 years and over It Ia
$1,45O. an increase Of $693.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-07-17

To all who enclose
postage he will re-
ply, telling h "
Doan's kidney Pills
cured him after he
had doctored and
had been In two Diff
ferent hospitals for
eighteen m on t h .
suffering Int n S .
pain in the back.
lameness. twinges
when STOPPING or
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-07-17

lifting, languor. dizzy spells and rheu-
matism. Before l used Doan's Kid
ney Pills." says Mr.. Winney. Il
weighed LAB. After taking 10 or II
boxes I weighed 1862 and was COM
pletely cured"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Z.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-07-17
Very Good Reason.

Miss Edith" asked a young man..
may 1 ask you. please, not to call
me Mr.. Durand?"
coyness, "our acquaintance Is so short
you know. Why should not call you
that?"
Well" said the young man. chief
ly because my name is Dupont"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-07-17
lts Place Just Now.

Where is the grill oom In this
club?" asked the curious visitor.
Il think you can strike 1t IN almost
any one on tho sunny side" replied
tho inert member.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-07-17
PROOF FOR TWO CENTS.
II You Suffer with Your Kidneys and
Back, Write to This Man.

G. w. Winney, Medina, N. Y. in.
vites kidney sufferers to write to him.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-07-17

Norbeck & Nicholson have secured
a flowing well at Lacy on the high
prairie of Stanley county. proving con
c%lusively that artesian wells can be
secured at practically any point on
the high ground between the Missouri
river and the Black Hills, unless 1t
might be on some of the high buttes.
With this assurance, they have al
ready contracted for another we'll at
the SOremson place on the head of
Willow creek. and numbers of flowing
wells will be sunk on the divide te-
tween Cheyenne and Bar rivers in
that county.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

Langford, in low voice. Come
quick-lets go back to your rooms,
Why. girls"
I'VE will go. too" said Mary, with
quiet decision. She had caught
glimpse OF Red Sandersons face
through the crowd. and she thought he
had leered at her. She had been
haunted by the vague feeling that she
must have known the man who had
attempted to carry her off--that dread.
full night: but she had never been able
TO concentrate the abstract feeting
impressions into comprehensive sub.
stance-never until she had seen that
scar, and glancing away in terror saw
that Langford, too. had seen but she
was not brave enough to lose herself
and Louise In the crowd where that
man was. She could not He had
leered al Louise, too. last night at sup.
per. They could not ASK the protec.
ton of Gordon aud Langford back to
the hotel then. when l.angfords
handsome. tanned face VAS white with
the weight of what he had to tell.
1T will be best. he agreed. unex.
pectedly. Conceive must hurry"
II was Williston's little girl" whom
he took under his personal protection.
diving up the street In the teeth OF the
gale which blew colder every moment
with force and strength that kept
Mary half the time on her feet A
gentler knight was Gordon though
as manly. All was lark around the
premises. There was no one lurktng
near. Everybody was dancing at.
tendance on the court house holocaust
Gordon felt for his keys
How good Il is TO get out OF the
wind. whispered Louise This pro
ceeding smacked SO much of the mys
terious that whispering followed as a
natural sequence
They stepped within. II was inky
/ black
Lock the door" said I.angford IN
Low voice.
Gordon complied. surprised. h,f, ask
/ Ing no question. lie knew his friend
aud had faith In his judgment. Then
he lighted a lamp that stood on HIS
desk.
Why did you do ,hatl- asked
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
His Position.

Dean Ramsay once told Of young
Englishman who had taken Scottish
shooting. and thought himself quite
nationalized. Next year he met
genuine Scot of the old school at
German watering place. and proceed
ed to pose as one himself, talking OF
Scotland and haggis and Sleeps head
and whisky, boasting Of Bannockburn'
protesting devotion to Queen Mary,
and extol!ing Scott and Burns over all
English writers. On taking leave OF
his friend he said: We'll. sir. next
time we meet. hope you will receive
me as a real countryman. "Weel'
said the other. I'm jest thinkin', my
lad, we're nae Scot. but I'll tell ye
what ye are-ye're Jest an impruived
Englishman"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

Louise vas silent She was thank
fHl -thaHtfHi God had been very
eu,st GO hef n had been given 20 her
20 do th's thing She bad not meant
- da 81 she had 'i'oi EouWn what she
90 eaoush that vas done
~ Sas i.Yuias spoke 40 Mary
and i-~trssd a. bold her back" 30
she accused heFself
Bat : eIdH % DC 90 parI.1ss " said
fsoais~ 9Th ahiaias eyes II"
Tee. fon prompted Gordon
ioakink a. hef with tender intsntasan
= Esasa { was tgyiag 20 c0fGe after
y0s ane confessed fl vas very
f0oiish
fks fsaF Efcashda we're rapidly rii
tsE 40 i1ko ehiidfsu following a
band @aEun the ervsd sargsd towafd
sAs mes excitement " the discovered
.a,eHsios u tbs are Gordon drew a
long breath
4 thahk God TOE your fooiishness.
BE- said simpiy smiling The smile bis
fFicaas tossd him f0y
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
REFLECTIONS OF A PHYSICIAN.

Yesterday performed Is opera
tions.
A good days work
remember the time when this
would have been considered extraor-
binary Medical science has indeed
made progress
one has 10 work rapidly 10 do as
much as that hut fortunately IL
happens that We are all built pretty
msch alike The result Is that IL gets
20 be- second nature where one does
The same thing over and over.
| can remember. also. the time when
sven the simplest operation involved
sense of responsibility II vas al
ways question az 10 whether II was
always 40 we'll done. and so painless.
Il Ia generally only question Of the
financial responsibility OF the patient.
Or Il may be- put thus No harm can
over come from any operation. there
fnre even In cases where It isn't neces
aary Il Is Just as we'll 10 perform II.
This 10 a great help II gives a Kind
d freedom that ia Itself cannot but
ada TO ones effectiveness.
Besides, Il marks distinct advance
III this respect That the old time
methods OF prescribing medicines are
now being SO severely criticised that
operations have come 70 take their
place.
n | prescribe medicine for a patient
he may insist upon knowing what 1t
n ! am giving him. The chances are
that he will know almost as much
about the effectiveness Tor futilityl OF
the drug as | do or course. this
fobs Il OF its psychic quality--most i'm,
pbrtant But the suggestion that he
must be- operated upon leaves him no
defense
Operations are a little more costly.
perhaps, but. then. everything Is high
I'd than Il used TO be Life
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
NEW ACCOMPLISHMENTS Man.
Sleepy Passenger Was c.r,,..
Booked for a Long Trim. "

A man boarded a New Haven H.,
train about ten o'clock one niph,
the Grand Central station and nrom'.
ly fell asleep. Nor did he wake u,,s
he had had nice, refreshing leoy,ss
nap. Then, however, he sat ~
alarmed, and took look at the ,rs
rounding landscape. 1t seemed !.
reassure him. He settled back co~
fortably in his seat. just then n.
conductor came by.
when does this train get IN Ma.
Rochelle?" asked the man.
The conductor smiled.
About ten o'clock tomorrow mon
ing" he replied.
"Wh-wh-w h-what's that?"
This train gets to New Rochelle +,
ten o'clock tomorrow morning. W
leave New Haven at eight O'Clock yo
see In other words" said the en-,
ductor, plying the mans helpless b
wilderment, I'VE passed New Rochel
half an hour ago and don't hit 1t agal
till we're on our way back to Ne
York. IN. Y. Press.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

contrive to keep his guests interested
here. He would leave the lead TO
Paul. Paul knew. He went back 10
his living room and returned. bringing
two heavy buggy robes
You will ind my bachelor way of
living very primitive. he said. with
his engaging smile, lie arranged the
robes over two Of the chairs and
pushed them close up TO the stove.
II haven't an easy chair In the house
prove II by Paul. here. Haven
time To rock and cant afford TO run
the risk OF cultivating slothful habits.
Take these. do" he urged. and re.
move your coats
Thank you--yuu are very Kind 30
said Louise No, won't take on my
jacket spot of color staining her
cheek when she thought OF her gay
kimono. inyoluntarily, she felt OF her
throat to make sure the mutiler had
not blown awry, We shall be going
Anna. shant We. Mir lanEtords II
Mr.. Gordon is In any danger. YOU must
stay with him and let us 10 alone. II
Is not far"
surely" said Mary. with big sink
ing OF the heart. but meaning what
she said.
Not at all said Gordon. decidedly
ITS Just his womanish way of boss.
INK me. III rebel some DAY. Just
watt HUI, before YOU 10. IN make
tea. You must have gotten chilled
through
He would keep them heru while
and then let them go-with Iangford
The thought made him feel cheap and
oo~ardlI aud sneaking Far rather
would be step out boldly and take his
chances, But 70 there was to be any
shooting. Il must be where Louise
aud Mary. toc--was not. He believed
Paul. In his zeal. had exaggerated evil
omeus. but there was Louise In his
bachelor room-whsre he had never
Thought H. see her. there with her
cheeks flushed with tha proximity to
the stoVe-his stove-hsr fair hair
wind-bloNn. No breath OF evil thiur
must sssaii her that night--that night.
when she had gloriicd his lonely hahl.
tation-cven though he himself must
sltnL tOFA -
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
THE POET SINGS.

one difference only, Chloe proud,
Between your love and mine
While you've forgotten all you vowed
| get six cents line.
And, Daphne, though your melting
glance
Was bought with violets,
Don't think that Ia neglect a chance
For Eghtsome triOlets.
oh. Phyllis oft you've strained my purse
On loving pleasure bent;
But, now we're through. II might be
worse
You've helped to pay the rent.
L'ENVOf
We poets. when your ladys kiss
Grows cold pray don't repine
But scribble Of some stun like this
And get six cents line.
b. J Daskam. in Judge
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

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80 Afs@a Fsaa arEa.ts 70
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$50 tsf4 tsslss Nfafs sHF aaA go feast
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sws te tssAssast 49, Aafrfssasass - 80
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sftt ss,fAta 80 Hfs y'stsiaa l4tf - Lees
HNfH $50 ats saeteqa sfFtet kFftAa Ne
FefsF - - stitasaaH Ass fisAfffft fF.s ttes
tAe - sgtsf &Htaat " sfi sFssss asasea.
eSSfs.ss ftafa - rf4ssps s1s4 49, ss7fffss
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aeAns rixNs sssN 9sa4 Nfs&s Hsisspi seas
80 sa@s aaass frees sspesssa rfss
es@sfssszss 81 A~s-ah s4fNs - sfsaf
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Church Prayer.Mestina.

large church in Chattanooga
Tenn has thermometer fixed upon
us wall. whose highest point numbers
us entire church membership. and
whose mercury Is set at the number IL
attendance on the church prayer
meeting. There must be something
startling about this to look at In black
and white IL the church prayer-mee'-
ing Is attended in proportion to ins
men eership as II is in many OF our
christian churches. II Is said that the
church prayer-meeting is a sure indE
cation OF the spiritual condition OF he
church
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
"Nke G."
Lock tho docE.

Il don't know he answered, hon.
estly. 81 didn't think you would no
tice the click. Ask Paul"
TN explain in a minute" said Lang.
ford. He stepped to the windows and
drew the blinds closely.
Now thatT have you safe" he said
lightly "I'll confess | had an old
womans scare. 1t came to me that
as long as you are not, strictly speak
ing on kind and loving terms with
every one west of the river-and this
being such an all-round nasty night
anyway, why. I'd Just spirit you home
and give the charged atmosphere a
chance Of clearing a little"
Gordon looked at him steadily a
faome1t Ills face did not pale. Yet
hc knew that LangfOrd had heard
Or suspected more than he intended
% teil-then Il was good 10 see him
snrug his shoulders In uncOncern for
the sake 81 the two white faced girls
Who sat there In his sim office chairs.
You are an old dufer. Paul. he
said. 10 pretended annoyance. "You
et n a. tAaf fANF u ttltfAr WIN NhAII
u always. Youll see. Some day IA
rebel aGd hen -----'
Aean~hile. ~ jusi trot these
ladies back 10 the hotel said Lang
ford Bat you must promise 10 keep
your head Inside We're fixtures until
~ have that promise
What. lock me- up and run IN with
all the ladies' guess not why
dldat we round ap that way Id like
10 kaOv' This isn't Utah. Paul You
cant have both
Paul meant Tor him 10 lie low. then.
lie was also IN hurry 10 get the girls
away Evidently the danger lay here.
There vas tiEhtsaing % the nrfn
mOuth and an Ominous contraction Of
the pupils Of the eyes lie stirred the
ufr. then damned a huge, knDttei
stick into the sheetirOH stove II
seemed az II every body had sheet iron
stoves In this eountry The log caught
with a pleasant roar as the draaght
sent flames isaping up the chimney.
Hut Paul made no movement % go.
Then he Gordon. had not understood
his friend Maybe the menace vas
not here. but outside ~ 50 be must
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Yeomen's Homes.

The housing problem in Ellzabeths
day may have left the laborer in very
primitive dwellings, but II gave noble
mansions to the great and to farmers
and country craftsmen pleasant homes
OF such durability and such charm
that many Of them stand to-day TO
shame us into less contemplate
mode of building than that which the
nineteenth century produced.-Coun.
try Life.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Sweet Temper and Beauty

Beauty of grooming, correct pois
and ability to make the most of one,
good points count for more than
beautiful face. Any woman with
passable face may be attractive and
even be considered beautiful, II she
will cultivate the art of being well
groomed.
There are so many great things
that go toward making a well.groomed
woman" said a well-known beauty
culturist. The first thing we teach
our patrons is the proper use Of the
mirror. We teach women to look
hopeful, how to wear their clothes
how to make their eyes shine, to lit
the corners of their lips, and to OBJ.
serve what pleasing effect is OBJ.
tanned. After time this becomes q
habit, and the mirror watchfulness Is
no longer necessary. Good nature Is
al essential to woman who would
appear. at her best. Grouchiness, or
Ill temper, is her own worst enemy.
Good nature depends, of course, very
largely on being well dressed. and a
well-groomed woman is nearly always
sweet-tempered." -Delineator
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Side lights on H,s,sr,.

The seesc, by their loud caeklius
had saved Rome
Ihatl do. said the old gander. ir.
ritsb3y You've dune all that anv.
body has a right 10 expect from you
stop your noise now and let NE 80 to
sleep"
For the geese Of ancient Rome. like
unto many a bipei ot later period.
When once started 20 eackling dida Z
kno~ when 10 cut -Chicago Tribune
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

Harold-laas, bah ioye. | rowea
Myrtle all over the river while popping
the question and then she turned me
down
ho~ard-rurned you down. eh, Did
It give YOU the heartacher
Harold--No, doah boy. it-er-savr
me the eackache' had been rowing
four hours
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
A Patron % Art

wealthy Buyer - FRANKLY. Mr.
Chrome. | consider you the bes, arts,
OF the day Among contemporary pic
lures your cauvases staHd gu; ytvidIv
and are sure to increase Ia worth.
ChTOme-oa. thank you-and-er-
would you mind buying onef
Wealthy Bayer--Ahem' Well 7
might sivs you two dollars for this
large one. IL yGu have = good frame
for it--I.ita.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
6aldheads as Immunes.

II has been said that there are no
oaldheaded men in the asylums Tor
the insane. We suspect this Is true:
Al least, save for rare and unimpor
tant exceptions This is an impor
tani thing for the anti-baldheads 10
speculate upon; II may well furnish
them food for serious and earnest
tkouRhi
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
A LIE PreserNes.

10 YOU ever use that extra tire you
carry fastened TO the top OF the ton
neauY" the motor enthusiast was
asked
"Surest thing you know 4" was the
reply The other night ran Oh a
bridge into the river Puck
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Lore Of Vegetables,

Garlic, onions, chalots and leen
have long been cultivated in almost
all countries and their origin is very
uncertain. That OF the scallion is bet
ter known. II grows spontaneously IN
Siberia One finds chives In a wild
state throughout the northern henri
sphere.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
erEPrER avtii.
An uosonv.n,ionsi Tea Party

A TIE namss broke through the
rCof. LsnKtord came rushing up where
the group stood little apart from the
press
Dick have been looking for you
every where" he cried. hOaraely
What's the trouble. old man q"
asked Gordon. quietly
4 have somethlug 20 tell You. said
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

The new law Offices of State Repre
sentative Harry j. Robinson are in
rooms 102-103 Mercantile Block, Sal,
Lake City, Utah, to whom all who
are in need of legal advice are re-
ferred
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
u.,fui Aeeemeli.hm.n,-

Every Young man should learn 70
swim, remarked lIuSgins
Yes that's right. rrjoined Mugs
by "A fellow never knows what min.
ute d girl may throw him overheard II"
Chicago Daily News
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

The City Roarder-ias your son
Hiram got any good out of a college
education
Silas Hornspoon--You bet he has
Before he went never could get him
TO DO any chores around the farm Hut
after them haEers got hold OF him he
got so tame he'll do anything you
tell him Chicago News
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

There VAS yoang felieN named jack
VITO sailed on the meiicai tack
It's fri.Bis ssii ''You can
ttnd hiw dtick - a man.
Ruf his toss sssd ~H~-S rauxht hat !.
Qaetk
-RBlflsa-rs American
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Curtailed Oratory.

So you don't expect Is mucn
speech making in this campaign a.
usual" No" answered the earn
paisner. You see, an audience isn't
considered properly enthusiastic IN
less II applauds for at least an hour.
And that doesn't leave much time for
speech making"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
r Would

Alas aisck. the summer drink
Would make these DAYS ut dust q song
II ~ were only huilt, Ne thiRk
As broad as IL Is long
lLInk
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Refrigeration.

Jane" noated downward a voic,.
II that is Mrs. Soandso. I'm not in =
1T Is Mrs. Sosndso,- noaSed upward
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29
Why He Didn't Make a Hit

The kissing bug has passed away
Though not devoid of dash.
One important thing he lacked
lie had no chic mustache
Chicago Daily News
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

Beginner twrathmlly) See here,
I'm tired OF your laughing at my game
II | hear any more impudence from
you I'll crack you over the head
Caddic--All right; but. say. I'll bet
yer don't know what's the right club
ter do Il Wit
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

TYPEWRITER PAPERS for all
rypewriters. Write to largest dealers
'or bargains.
PEMBROKE STATIONERY CO., Salt LAX. City.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

In spite OF an the help I've given
you. you bTiag back another bad mark
from tchool'~
Yea. but only In conduct, You
never help ue In that ~-Fiie.ara
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-29

Cannot Blast Marble.
Blasting marble is impracticaoie,
New-York tribune., 1908-04-19
Fun with the Doctors

DOCTORS of medicine have been great sport
for the cpigrammatist-. While the carriage
OF a prominent Brooklyn physician was wait
ing at a door ON Bergen-st.. an undertaken was
delivering "a coffin to the next house. Who's
dead asked a bystander of the doctor
coachmln Don't know came the sharp
reply Its none of our KILN"
Two men We're talking of the suicide of
mutual friend So Dick died without "a doc
tor, after all, said one Nc-," replied the
other, ne was afraid OF death. and So he
killed himself This incident leads naturally
to the coupet of the old Latin poet.
Can there be greater madness. pray reply
Than for tear OF dying man should dic2"
For the epitaph of scurvv ncighbor
Burns. who was quite happy in TIN, line wrote
Earthed up here lies an imp o. hell
Planted by Sdtaus dibblc
Poor silly wretch he's damned himself
To save the Lord the trouble
Tom Hood cast cpgrums ut himself in the
lace OF death. Ills wife was preparing large
mustard plaster to apply to his shrun>eu
Gnest My dear, SAID Hood. that's 81 terri
Die lot ot mustard for a small piece of beet
Sir Walter Raleigh expressed himself I'm g.
9lmiiJr mood after he mounted the sc4ifold
Feeling the edge of the an, he said To- the OK
ecuti"ner. This Is "a sharp medicine; but II
Is \ cure Tor all diseases
An Italian nohemun. probably bcg,liI.J Lz
patent medicine advertisements. lett TIN, in
~'rpuon t'r his grIvestuuc Il Wa, We'll
wanted 10 hc better took phv-iy and died
lhtrlc4 knight suggested that Good
Knight would hc sufficient for his memorial
tablet
\ brother Scot. who did not ,ympathil,.
"'tH ms pctet'iiilo~ IN HE. when asked q,
suggest An appropriate cpitaph for oyotLui-
4't''n"i poet -.lI. His am name enough
Robert Burn,
Above the grave of uotoriou. lazy man In
d Southern .hurthEari are the words, Asleep
lt- u,ualI."
But Pursh'- advice to persons about 2,
marry p the 'rlctc~t and. % few married ueu
aver. tHc most toryctul 4ui pungcut cp,srl.a
cNt.tlt Don't
New-York tribune., 1908-04-19

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