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Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
Elks, I,odga Installs Offinars.

The recently elected officers of Dan.
Vile lodge, No.. 754, B. p. o. Elks.
were installed Monday eve by the re-
tiring exalted ruler, Paul Andrews.
The officers are: Exalted ruler, A.
O. Amesbury; esteemed leading
knight, Charles Snyder esteemed 10y
al knight, William Ellenbogen; esteem.
ed lecturing knight, John Curry Sec
rotary, Edward Purpur; treasurer
William J. Rogers; trustee, W. w.
Gulick; tyler, j. Beaver Gearhart
delegate to grand lodge at Dallas.
Texas in July, Paul Andrews
Following the installation of offic-
ers a social session was held.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
Funeral of an Infant.

Martin Kaminski, a five months old
infant, whose parents reside on Bank
street, this CITY,: was buried Tuesday
morning, the funeral taking place from
st. Hubert's church at O'Clock. In
terment in st. Hubert's cemetery. The
child died Sunday, death being due TO
pneumonia.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
A Common Mistake

Many women mistake kidney and
bladder troubles for some irregularity
peculiar to the sex. Foley's Kidney
Remedy corrects Irregularities and
makes women we'll. Miss Carrie Hard
en-, Bowling Green, Ky writes: 81
suffered much pain from kidney and
bladder trouble until started to use
Foley's Kidney Remedy. The first bot
tie gave me great relief. and after
taking the second bottle was entire
ly we'll. I" For Sale by all Druggists.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
Receives Congratulations

You will soon receive the cougrsJu.
lations of your friends uDon your i'm
proved appearance ii you will take
Foley's Kidney Remedy as it tones mp
the system and imparGs new life and
vigor. Foley's Kidney Remedy cures
buckache, nervous exhaustion and all
forms of kidney and bladder troubles
Commence taking it today. For Sale
by all Druggists
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
GLASS OF IS
CONFIRMED

oetVlces aG Onrlst Episcopal church
Sunday, Palm Sunday. were of an
unusually interesting character. Rt
Rev. James Henry Darlington. D. d. =,
bishop of the diocese of Harrisburg,
was present and administered the rite
of confirmation to class Of sixteen.
The ceremony by which the candid
ates were admitted to the full privil.
eges of the church, as performed by
Bishop Darlington, was of very i'm
pressive nature.
Following the confirmation the bish-
op preached sermon, selecting as
his text the fifteenth chapter of St.
Luke, eleventh verse: "And He said,
a certain man had two sons"
Bishop Darlington is man of ex-
traordinary power. His personal mag
nesism, his eloquence and ready COM
mand of language all combine to make
him most attractive speaker. He is
always fortunate in his theme and the
lessons which he deduces apply to all
the different spheres of life and they
are driven home in a way which in
sures that none of their effect will be
lost
Bishop Darlington in his sermon
Sunday dwelt especially or the lit.
teeuth chapter of ST Luke, explaining
how appropriate il is and the manner
IN which it is used by the church in
c1nneotion with the season Of Lent.
The sermon had especially to do
with the three parallels recited in the
chapter-the parable of the Lost
Sheep" the "Lost Coin" and the
Lost Man.
The bishop explained the meaning
Of the word parable, " after which
he explained the significance Of the
idea symboiiZod by the parable itself.
In the case Of the Lost Sheep. " he
said, the loss represents one per cent;
it was business loss. In the parable
of the Lost Com, in which a wo.
man lost one of ten pieces of money,
the loss was one-t tenth. As may be
understood from study of the usages
and customs of that land the loss
ignified the breaking Cf family ties,
Juss as the recovery OF the money
signided the r5unitiug of the severed
bonds Nor over it was Il woman
whose heart bled over tho loss--a wo-
man who found the coin aud brought
restoration.
In the case of the Lost Man, " the
loss was fifty per cent. "a certain
man ha two sons" and he lost one.
In this case q woman does not find
what is lost bat the man finds him
self.
1t was while dwelling upon the LAT.
ter parable that tho speaker deduced
several striking lessons. whioa tho con-
gregatiou rad no difficulty in apply
ing Arriving as the point where the
father sought to Justify himself to the
elder son for having killed the fattad
calf Oh the return Of the prodigal, the
speaker explained that we are ali more
or less proligals. that often where
there is less Of conscience there is
greater yiyacity. We ali grow weary
20 times Of the routine OF labor We
are ever ready to advise the boys to re-
main on the farm, YET there are none
Of rs if we were obliged to live on a
farm remota from town and its as
sociations among the drudgery aud
dirt, but would cry out against such q
life. Our forefatbers, even the revar-
ed Pilgrim fathers. were more Or less
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

william Teats, caretaker at the farm
OF William Greenough, Cameron, wa
very seriously injured by being thrown
ou5 of a wagon on Saturday evening.
He was driving in road wagon,
when the wheels on one side struck an
obstacle, which gave the wagon 4
severe jolt causing Mr. Teats to fall
out. The man struck the ground head
foremost. He was unable to arise and
it was found that he was psralyzed.
DR.. Curry was called to the Green
ough farm Saturday night He con-
siiers the injury very serious one.
Although conscious the man is par
aIyzed from the arm pits down, a con.
diitou which would Indicate that he
scstaiued an injury to his spine. At
last ao)ungs they wero planning to re-
move Mr.. Teats to the Mary NJ. Pack
er hospital.
The injured man is a widower, seven
ty-slx years OF age He was formerly
g resident Of Elysburg
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
DeWitt's Little EARLY. Risers, the
famous little liver pills. Sold by
Paules g. Co.
Old Fashioned Ooppers.

Conductor Barrett of the Danville
and Bloomsbury Electric railway, was
treated to genuine surprise Tues
day, when passenger in paying his
fare handed him five fashioned
copper coins, each of which was old
enough to be a valued relic in itself
The "coppers, which were nearly
as large as a silver hslt-dollar, bore
dates ranging from 1917 to 1886.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
Affinity Broker Sentenced.

. CHICAGO, April 15.-Marion Gray,
the affinity" broker convicted of us.
ng the mails to defraud by conduct
ing matrimonial bureau at Elgin,
ILL.,. was sentened by Judge Lands
this morning to one year in the house
of correction
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
Important Decision

1t is important that you should de.
eide to take only Foley's Honey and
Tar when you have a cough or cold as
it will cure the most obstinate rack
ing cough and expel the cold from
your system. Foley's Honey and Tar
contains no harmful drugs. Insist up
on having it. For sale by all Drug
gists.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
An InsidiOus Danger

One of the worst features of kidney
roube il that it is an insidious dis
ease and before the victim realizes his
danger he may have fatal malady.
Take Foley's Kidney s Remedy at
the first sign OF trouble as it corrects
irregularities and prevents Bright's
Disease and diabetes. For Sale by all
druggists.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

The kidneys are your
blood purifiers. they fill
ter out the waste or
impurities in the blood.
II they are sick or out
OF order, they fail to do
their work.
Pains, aches andrheu-
matism come from ex-
cess Of uric acid in the
blood, due to neglected
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
HeddenS-Ware

Arthur NJ Heddens and Miss Name
Ware of this city we're united in matri-
mony in Philadelphia ON the 3rd of
January last. The nuptial knot was
tied by the Rev. DR.. Tatem at the par
sonage.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
Imnrl ssiYe Burial Rites.

James Welsh, who departed this life
at , :05 o. oolock Saturday morning, was
consigned to his last resting place in
ST Joseph's cemetery Monday fore
noon. The funeral took place at ST.
Josept's Catholic church
Solemn mass and requiem was cele-
braged by Father Hillary, son of the
deceased. Father Albert vas deacon
and Father Gerard sub deacon Of the
mass. Both deacon and sub deacon are
Of Scranton and, like Father Hilary,
are members of the Pnssionist order
Father Foeser OF the Holy Family con-
vent was master OF ceremonies. The
following priests were in the sanotu-
airy: Father Donlau, of Dunmore, Fa.
ther Murphy of Bloomsbury. and Fa-
tbar O'CGla CHAN of Danville.
The Rev. Father Foin, rector of ST.
Hubert S church, this city, preached d
the sermon, which was q very able one,
dwelling aIFeotionateIy upon the sym
p!ioity Of the life led by the deceased,
and his unfaltering faith in n life
hereafter
The pail bearers were: John F.
Iooley, G. P. Murray, Thomas Gill,
James Powers, Lawrence Connolley
and Joseph Law,
The burial -Benedlctus-w
sung at the grave by the eight oficiat-
ing olergymsn aud was impressive in
she extreme.
The following persons from ont of
town were present at the funeral Pat
rick Welsh, wife ard two children,
Peter Welsh and son, of Youngstown,
0, John Welsh, wife and three chill
dren and Peter o. Malley of Philadel-
phia, and Miss earns of Sunbury.
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup acts
promptly yet gently on the bowels,
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

Foley's Honey and Tar affords per-
feet security from pneumonia and con
sumption AS it cures the most obsti-
nate coughs and colds. We have never
known "a single instance of cold re-
suiting 4 pneumonia after Foley s
Honey and Tar had been taken.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
ENEA r r

DAGt.1isL AMI GJDDAo.,IE-..
STREET RAILWAY 90,
Leave Dauville 600 s. I0 80 so
$40 l0.GG, 1880, 1l.4o& ~ 1880
l.2O, 2.I0, 800 $50, 40, b.% $50,
no S.0D, $50, 9. 40, 1890 lt.M ur
Leave Bloomsbury 800, $40, a5 1.18
9.13, 10,OS, 1888, l1.48 g. NJ 1888,
1873, a.t3, ). .03, 3.53, ass, j.aa. o.9S,
7.18, SOB, s. SO, 0. A3, 1888, n.20 p CT,
Tirst gfv E-rdev moraiug 60
Lsst aar, II 90 st uight goea lc tircva'
MIA outv,
Wta. r M'llor GenI Hala4H-
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

There is nothing better than Kodol
for dyspepsia, indigestion. sour stom-
ach, belohing of gas and nervous head
ache. 1t digests what you eat. SOLD
by Paules g. Go.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills are
prompt and thorough and will in a
stort time strengthen weakened kid
news aud alIay troubles arising from
Inflammation of the bladder. Sold by
Paules g. Co.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

A 3yesr-old child of John Puzzle, CT
Oil City, fell into tub of boiling wat
er on Monday and was scalded to
death.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

Foley's Orino Laxative is best for
women and children. Its mild action
and pleasant taste makes it preferable
60 violent purgatives Such as pills
tablets, tc. Cures constipation, For
Sale by all Druggists.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16
OVer=Work Weakens
Your Kidneys
Unhealthy Kidaeya Make Impure

All the blood IA your body passes through
your kidneys oTAs every three minutes.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

Solid merit may not shine as we'll as
presumption, but it lasts longer.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup acts
promptly yet gently on the bowels,
through which the cold is forced out
of the system, and at tie same tima j
allays intam nation. Sold by Paule'
g. Co.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

klNISy IOuple.
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble, because the heart is
over-working in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
1t used TO be considered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin-
ming in kidney trouble.
If you are sick you can make no mistake
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect Of DR.. Kilner's
SWarnp-Root, the great kidney remedy is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for its
wonderful cures of the most distressing cases
and is sold on its merits f-~Ev
by all druggists in fifty eTEs-Eeey
cent and one-dolar siz
es. You may have a - ~. e. EsEso y.
sample bottle by mail Home of swampRoot
free, also pamphlet telling you how to find
out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing DR.. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. Y.
Don't make any mistake, but remem
Der the name, Swanp-Root, DR.. Xii
mer's Swamp-Root, and the addres
Biughamton, N.Y. ouevery bottles
~,e---sC-st-t--se,~u,e ra1eaazaa.F, ,..,
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1908-04-16

and is sold on its merits
by all druggists in fifty
cent and one-dollar siz-
es. You may have a
sample bottle by mail
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
CREAM PUFFs NOT SATISFYING.
Made Somewhat Meager Repast for
Hungry Traveller.

The hungriest ever was in my
life" remarked one Bert Foster. we'll
known Cleveland traveller and club
man, the other day, was at little
station down in Texas one day where
the train stopped five minutes for
luncheon l went in and grabbed up
4 couple Of sandwiches-the last ones
they had-and the only things saw
on the counter that were eat2ble, and
then rushed back on the train. for il
l missed the train I would have had
to stay there over night. The sand
wiches were all that stood between me-
and starvation, for there was no din
ing car on the train and the next
stop where one could buy things to
eat was about $50 miles farther on.
You can figure it out for yourself
how anxious I was to get after the
two sandwiches 1 bit into one OF
them and what do you think the
sandwich was? It was 4 cream puff.
Two cream putfs-that I had thought
were sandwiches That was all that
had to fill up the great void in my
insides- l might as well have had 4
couple of hickory nuts Nice jolly
situation for a starving man, that
wasn't it,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
MANS TRUEsT ANIMAL FRIEND
Wonderful Love and Loyalty of Dag
. lts Master.

There Vas Z time when the dog had
no human friend, perhaps. but very
early in the life Of the world he and
man came together, and the dog has
stuck ever since, says . writer in the
New Haven Register Man has abused
and neglected the dog. He has al
lowed him to accumulate faster than
he can be matched with friends, and
hence the dog has deteriorated The
friend1ess dog is the neglected dog,
and the neglected dog becomes, not
from his own fault but from the fault
Of man, the dangerous dog. Hence
the laws to regulate dogs, which are as
much in the interest OF the dog as IN
the interest OF humans -
To the ideal of .-one flag, one coun-
try, one wife-at a time" might be
added enc dog at a time" One dog
is enough for any man It is sufficient
for ideal companionship. There is
something inspiFingly pathetic in the
comradeship that sometimes springs
up between the right sort of a man
and the right sort Of a dog. There is
fidelity that might shame many q
man in the love and loyalty of a dog 70
his master History and literature
are starred with its brightness and
beauty Pity the man who can't appre
eiate dog. even if he doesn't happen
to own one Surely his soul lacks
something more essential than adora
ton of music-he's fit for worse than
treason, stratagems and spoils.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
From Ii Hung Chang.

impairment questions to others, or
comments on their appearance, mark
bad breeding. and lead to sharp re-
Dukes
Ii Hung Chang, the famous China
man, while visiting this country was
known for the keenness OF his wit
and the dneness of his courtesies. One
American lady her little boy, whs
had been looking sharply at him,
said:
Say, mister, how few hairs you
have."
And, my little man." said Ii, pat
ting him On the head, how few
manners you have"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
Fatal EXCAVATIONS.

Nothing is more fatal to friendly
relations than complaints and TO.
breaches and demands for explana.
tics People must be judged in the
Wilderness of their conduct A thou.
sand subtle influences, unexpected and
unforeseen events, have their action
and reaction On life A thousand things
occur that can neither be analyzed MOI
defined Many a temporary alienation
il effectively overcome by silence. Re
proaches, questionings, but widen the
gulf Leaving it alone, taking up other
interests and ideas, bridge it over.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
ALLOWED TO CHOOSE MATES.
Privilege That 10 Accorded to French
Female Convicts.

French female convicts have one
privilege that female convicts OF other
countries do not enjoy-they are II
lowed to get married But the huS-
bands must also be convicts- Every
six months Z notice Is circulated In
the female penitentiaries calling upon
al women who feel minded to 90 out
to New Caledonia, In the South Pacific
and be married to make application
70 that effect through the governor.
Elderly women are said to be prompt
in making such applications, but they
are not entertained, as the candidates
must be young and exempt from
physical indrmities The selected can
didates have to sign engagements
promising to marry convicts and set
tie In New Caledonia for the remain
der Of their lives On these conditions
the government transports them and
gives them an OUTFIT and . ticket-of
leave when they land ct NoumeA
Their marriages are arranged Tor
them by the governor Of the colony,
who has selection Of WellbehAyed
convictS for them to choose from and
each girl may consult her own fancy
within certain limits, for the pro
portion Of manageable men to WON
en- Is about three to one Sometimes
vardens or tree settlers have wooed
Z pretty female convict, but before
being permitted to marty her must
place themselves IN the position Of {
ucket-ofIeaye man and undertake
never 70 leave the COLONY The Path-
finder
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
Old Indian Fiahter Dead.

Nebraska, City, Neb-, May "A u.
Richards. an old plainsman and Indian
fighter, died here aged 50 years Hs
came to Nebraska from Canada In
1855, and ran . store On q ranch for
prairie freighters 1T O'Fallen's BLUM.
near where North Platte Is now. He
was known by the Indians as ochilla.
or the Kid. He was engaged in many
fights with the Indians in the early
DAYS
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
Card OF Thanks.

To the kind friends and neiehbors
who came to US in our hour of
trouble and willingly assisted at the
funeral of our departed husband
and father and also extended to US
their warmest sympathy. We here
with return our most heartfelt
thanks. and especially do We desire
to thank Mr.. Aug. Lundgren for his
kindness and help. May God bless
you all. is our sincere wish.
Mrs. Peter LindQuist
and Children.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
UnWeicone Gift.

Gunner-Why In the world is Har
ker looking 20 angry these days.
Guyer-Why, they had a wooden
wedding down to his house about 4
month ago and he's been worked up
ever since.
Gunner-What about? I thought Z
wooden wedding Was . joyous oc
casion7
Guyer-Not this one Some one
presented him with Z wooden snow
shovel and his wife has been making
him use it ever since.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
PRESBYTERIAN.
Grant Stroh, Pastor.

The pastor will preach both morn
ing and evening. At the morning
service will be presented. a birds
eye view of the Gospel according to
ST. John. In the evening the fourth
of the ten best chapters Of the New
Testament will be given.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14

Still selling sc coffee for 3Oc at
the Golden Rule Store.
Bargains in every department OF
the Golden Rule store.
Have no superior, the North Star
shoes sold only By the Golden Rule
Mr.. and Mrs Carl ]. johnson. OF
Oslo. were Warren visitors last week.
Cedar posts for sale at the mill
at 3 cents q piece.
Andy NJ. Olson. OF Fork. visited
with his brother. Louis NJ. Olson.
SATURDAY..
A. E. Swenson. of Lancaster.
shook hands with Warren friends
Saturday.
They please the eve. ehev give
comfort and service. and are right in
prices. The North Star shoes sold
only by the Golden Rule.
LOST: On April. II a small dark
blue chataline watch, with a
dragons head pin. Please. leave at
Sheaf Office and get reward.
II. A. Rise. Of Fergus Falls. and
E. n. Stay. of Rigwoods. are in the
city today and will speak al the tenn
perance meeting in the Scand. NJ E.
church this evening.
Good soaking rains fell on Monday
and Tuesday. starting the grass and
all kinds of CROPS growing in tine
shape. The rains we've general all
over the valley.
When you 60 to Seattle call on A.
Garborg .of the Garborg- Thompson
Co.. 2ll Globe Block-whether you
want to buy real estate or not We
like to see old acquaintance.
At the. meeting of the county
board last week the ditch bonds K
the amount of $4,000 were sold K
the Minnesota Loan and Trust Co.
for sss44. 425. They draw interest al
the rate-of 81 per cent.
The Great Northern railway com.
pany has..granted the reQuist of War
rem citizens to use that part of it:
right-away located between the colo
storage houses ard johnson ave- a:
a park. 1t will now be made :
bea uty spot Of an eye sore.
Rev. and Mrs. c. A. Jacobson LEFT
Tuesday for West BURLINGTON 10.
where..they will visit Mr.. jacobson
parents-..for some weeks. On th'
| way home Rev. Jacobson will alst
visit his..--fermer congregation a
Kensington.
Prof. Abrahamson. who at pre-
sent is the teacher Of English ant
Biology at Red Wing Seminary. ha
accepted the Drincipalship of NORTH
Star College. and will be here SOM
time during the summer to do tn,
preliminary work. He comes highl,
recommended as a scholar and teach
er.
Miss Maude Findeisen. who teach
es in the.Washington building, Eef
for he. home at Red Lake Fails Oh
Friday--evening to be with he
father. who was very. i'll Mr.
Findeisen. who was prominen
businessman and early settler il
the town, passed away. A
Miss Findeisen could not return IN
til after the funeral, Miss Jean Jud
son. of Crookston, who has beef
engaged to teach next year, was Sc
cured..to..take charge of her room
during..her absence.
have..iust received one thousan'
copies of.-music which regardless O
value, lam putting out at 10 cents
copy. THERE'S something for every
one in this line. whether you wan
sacred music or ragtime, or cas-
pieces for beginners, or classical
vocal or..instrumental or string in
strument. and it is yours for l
cents a copy. Come in and get
% page--catalogue- free. Yours yer
| Truly. D. Farrell.
| the Jewelel
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
Sincerity Gives Power.

There is nothing which viii add %
much to ones power as the conscious
ness of being absolutely sincere, genu-
Inc II your life is perpetual lie, II
you are conscious that you are not
what you pretend to be, you cannot b
strong. There is 4 restraint, per
petual fighting against the truth going
on within ron, struggle which s1ps
your energy and warps your conduct
Sham and shoddy are powerless: only
the genuine and the true are worth
while
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1908-05-14
Former Actor Commits Suicide.

Middle.own, n Y, May flames
H. Wallick, formerly An actor and
owner Of the play, The Bandit King,
in which he toured the country. COM
mttted suicide in the Commercial hotel
here Friday Dread OF an operation
On IN injured arm is believed to
have been the reason fer Ais suicide