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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
@erfangt biaiseres 8riidcnselo.

Gilipait s. u. Baler uDn Subiialle
tat lid an bic G~iIenbabn> G%ontn,iiiioil
nc5 Staates Soma geipnnGt, I'm, cine
&era6IeBune Ac5 9riiden6oles ber6eiz
Snfiibreu, melAen Die Giicnbahncn
r9n ibren Subrguiic.t fiic bls areuSen
ijher hGn Wiiiiliipni ~ SuDuouc ullf
her SltbnGliee ulo 3rmlcifh : SrlIGc
erbc6en. Serr gSallcr mod1t onrdui
aufmerffa,n, Cab hic Brittle fcinc 600
ihb lang III, lirD Die Neiiclnea -
Cents fir oieic fnGet beSnhlcn mil
len. SnDet iriI,l Die G%iicu6atncu
niele 80 Gems rit6t bon inlHer Ser
inneN crbehcr, iuatIjc big nah GhitG9b
reiier, ~fpabrcl5 Gnbere Sellte, irc: he
tlur biz 0aleni uno nnocrc Hiafic IN
SllinpiS pititt1 pou CHICAGO fibcen,
bieie 80 Gents cntrihicn miiiicn.
SieIes crfldrt 8err 9Saler iir cine
1mgeredltc GiienGabil : Rate. De-
fnantlib lit nj ilcuelier Belt uii5hritGz
ltd %e1ttld1ieben lpprpeil, DnB Die 3iptz
i@erfdatliGe @dnpcls : GomnliIiion
Der Ser. Stadteu bos 9fcd)t hat ltle
aere1te Gifenbnbns 0faten a%b3uIGuffct
utb an heret Stelle 9ereohte feif9ue
1eseu. Sesbalb bittet Seer @at1cr
Die Soma GiItn6a6n : Go,nmiiiipn, tic
m0fte bel Der 3ipii6enltddtlithelt
:6dnoelss Gommtifton Der 8er. Stanz
ten npritelltg tuerber, nm Dieien itl>
gerchten Sriitten8oil. peldDen Die
@iienbdbren Die bier bel 9ubuouc ben
Ntiii1iiippt t~reuSen erbebei. nbsnidIdfs
fen. Gr luciIt Dnrduf bin, baB Die
Sll6naue unb Sunleitb Bridge CONT
PAIN ba5 &edt fir ben 8dii bieier
&rii,fe DOM Ser. StGaten : Gon9reS
cr6ielt, uno Oe5halb nudl lliter ibrcll
Srei6riefc iid) bcu Gntiheinungcu Ser
3piid1enitdatlifeu 6nnDels@ Commit
iiul 3u uuterlperfen babe. Or be
bauptet ole SllinDiS Central Gilcus
ba6n bciise heilte Ole Yriidc. SSe0nd)
luiro Scr Yreis bon 80 &ento Don alien
@iieubl6ucn er6oben lin Die griicfe,s
fnbrt. SAILS orc @iicnbdbn UNI Die
Is ijdr hicr Ganbcll iidIt id,lncrnics
genbe @riInDc bnt nm Die Alrour1erttc
Des &oerrn 8ailer 81 nioerlcgen. bdi
ocrielbe %pfferbar ocut reiIenben Subliz
fru nit bieier YQitotion eiuen fes
adtcn5frertheu DENT seIeiitet. @s
n1lIB ndtiirlih nid,t il6eriebeu lperbeu,
hob 6ieieS mn cine Seite Der fsrnoe
1T. Sehpd fam nidt geleu9ret lper@
pen, nos 6crr @raer 3ienrli6 trtftiae
Gr4llmente ms Selb itellt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
Ed)winbel nmigebcft.

Gs tit in burlington chl Sfpinbei
entbedt noroeu, ipeltcr anem In>
itheiue nudh erfcIgreid, III Dem gan5en
Stoote beniebcn pprben. Snriing :
ton, Sebar Hnpios, Sttumiua, GrcitOrl
unb Gnbere StGbte iroren Der Sd)dus
plab fir ceu Shwinblcr. Gin Minnn.
relher ii6 nis %crtretcr Der oGncps
clppcbin Df engineering" ausaub. ims
meltc Gn6Iftipiiouen fir bieics @erf,
@enn Scenario nift iubifri6ierer
polltc, bat her Wdrn, mar nl0ge cil
Nornmlar nnterihreibeH, ani pel6em
beitGtigt ipurbc. paB er sort por9e.
lprp6eu babe. Sieie SOrnnlnrc iiul
ilillt uis giiltiae euntratie fpieber auT.
9etnlldt lnnO Die 10 Detro9enen Seut(
lupllen iid ge9cn Die GDntrdftz @rfill,
lllu0 an Die @crtdlte lpellbeu. Gicie;
.0eihGit@ wirb pon Gbicngo az.
gcIclfct.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25

Hdob mebripDncrtlider Nrdnt5
belt ftdrb on Spnrierstdg Wnr9cn I'M,
6 llbr Serr s. Mogelc, Gin befarnter
&otbclif S%ubnoltc'S ufD Batter hes
hpdlip. @afer Stagele BON 3oiu Gro6,
Niibllolie Gn., Der Sdipeiter Nf. Glard
bonl Illerll. S%dfrnlnenfe I'M Gdrntez
ltters&lo'ter 5n Baltimore, oe3 be
fainter Gonrmiiiicrs SGnbler ,soiepf
Naaele Dol Snbuauc, ionic Der strl.
Sanndh Maggie, bel pelder Ser Ger
ltorbcne aelpobnt. Nm Samstdg fano
naS Degrading BON ser &otbeeruie aus,
nIf DEM Wt. Slioet : @ptte5defcr Itatt.
Serriug & 3retlhmcr, &Irunbz
ei9entbnms< unS IeriiherurgssN gens
ten. 2tncnlu Suiloina.
Nls Sralt Z. u. Sapis, Bic
Satin 0es TprmanuS Der 9opthcr
Ganbp SacfDrp an, Mittipot, Stbeno in
ibre @obuung. 6S @nuAct StraBe,
hcintebrte. fnnb tic ibren @nttcn tobt
aitf Den SuBbobcn liegeuD ppr. Gin
6er5id)laa ipG ieincm 2ebcn Gin Gnbc
9cntacht bnbeu. Serr Oapis mar At
Sabre alt nno ans 9onbcn, GdnnSa.
gebirti9. unb a ieit Is Sabren
Tprinnnn Der Salptber GarOp Sactprn.
&err Ilfreb 6oifman,, ipel6er
mad mebridbri9su Stloium inl biez
gen ct. Soiepb'eeecltcg int 2eidtenz
teitattungse 8cihdfts ieiues Iaters,
5rn. M. M. ooffmonn th1tia ass
nelcn, bat lid nul periloiienen Gdms=
tag nnh Smnba. aebr.. beeebcn, lvp CT
cine Stcle bel ieinem Srllbcr, orn.
Sep 6offmann. @eiterbel1utter. drl
tretcn luirh. Tiel 8liid in Snlnha !
gu SberriA$ @tpuno ipuroen il,
Der sc. Ycter ltno %aul'ssaird)e Sr.
@en. Sig9cs unb SRI. Warie StefIein
cbelih aetraut. Sm Saulc Der Glterii
Der graltt 8l Sherriu5 Npuub fdno
Die treltiide Seier itntf. 9as @bepaar
mirb lid ouf elmer Sarm bel ct. Sos
MATHS bduslidl nieberIaiieu. %iel
Slid gum Sunne!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
Snre Ut D nrgtimes.
SereiniBtc gtaaten.
9t 59.A

St E1tbIdlc lueiitc Dieicr Gage
Ill &cluh @crr Splann Gr1@bprif
SObn bc5 6crrn emil grnaoprff, pur
Norts Ndtinin, @uibiuatpn, ltilo Ifat-
1etc and Dent Nciirc her ,@a5eftc"
ctltcll nnecnehncn SeiltH nb, Sot
- on nben III Jeitem grpBclt ullo reid,el
SDItthnle NorOs JdtinIa, &SnlD., lueDci
an lriirSiger %uit, npd) frdffigcr apf
febtt, paiiir 5cugtc Die iirobcnnc sc
lultnbeit hcS illilgeu gfnnnce.
%nh Snbuane %3llrilaeefehrt lit sic,
fer Sage 0err Schann Scdius, ipeidel
cineu 3uldneibe eAlrius in Der Stone
Cutting Shopl" III Chicago u"biplpiri
bot.
0ctrant wnrscn lebte Wct,e in oer
Ct. Spicpb'5 : &irdc IN &cMars, ga,
8. &. @enrp lln Sri. @fiuic Nptbem,
cine Spd,ter Der @beleutc Setter 9tus
them; ebcllon purben getrdut; Ebep.
Ghniis ltnO Sri. Hatre$ aranb. @liid
3llnt Slnnoe.
Nus Chicago, 81, miro geihrieben:
Sim Counting lIub Mnutna, Den ].
reip. ,. RdrS, miro ner Srumatiihc
GLIB uou Settiol1 3 (Toger5 &arf)
acs, &uremsnrger 9ruDerbunbcs bon
Smcrifa, sum 9eiren Der ct. 6eins
rib z&irehe III Der ct. Seinrid' 3
SauihoGc in Sigh 8tbae 6ipei &or>
}%teLungen IN luremblIrgiihcr Wurbe
nrt eehes. @in5eIbciteu in ndfitcr
Summer.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
GiienwdarenbGnbier erfldren iih seset
Ea&efppf.

Nus eeour Hubibs. Soma, perIdutet
inter Datum uont 10. S%ebruar: Sra
iibent s. y. gepol o @Durcil Bluffs
bat iif in einer anIprad,e an Die Cote
p~ention Ser 9iienpaurenhdroler bon
9Solpo erriGieben gcsen Die ppu @es
neral Sspirmeiiter Weper eingereidIte
Eddetpplts 8iu aussciprohen. Or er@
fldrte, DoB Die Tadetpoit uur Den ads
talo9e Sduiern gu Cute tonmen piirDc
lrnb bnb purch ibre @~infibrurts bne
.1G6rlihe Sefi5it Der Srrbesppit@8erz
lpalting nm $150,000.000 rernebrt
ipcrbeh Uiirbe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
Scriften iibrr Stem Wtericp.

Cine Nn5ahl Su6uauer, ipelhe bon
eitcm 8cirde 81 Sncomcari, u. 3d.,
unO llnrgegcnb 3uriidfebrten. bcrihz
ten, RAP lie Die Serreu Inton @ribell
nnp Nrnolo PIT. iorpie SRI. emma
Srrbof BORT III giten &erbdltni1ien &C.
funoen babeu unb preiien Sano inb
&lima. Die 8pbe iiber Der Ntceress
fld6e vt 1870 SUB unb Ser Heseil@
foIl pon II bis 30 3oll jdbrli6.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
Gin Hohbarssprf a6se6raHni.

Scripnen, rcIhc ii6 III ben Gris
ihaitcn ldugit rem @piiiiipuisllfer
uustemen. tpcroen iih erinnern. bnB
bo5 Sori Spehts Serrp 9euaunt.
nls Dem @a6n6oie Der @ailipuntec"
Sa6n lilO nod cincnr 6unie bcitclt.
s)tiihuod) Wtorgeu Drd6 Seuer IN Dem
Ssnbnbuie aus. nuO oicier, ipipic Scr
9tadlbors6ou bralutien bis 5ur Srne
nicoer. Dbuc rag cine Hettung nlo9iidl
oripeIcu mare. Sic Yeirphner beieer
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
MMtuna, Aatb0liten!

2seun Sbf euh notb einent Qeint in Der Idhc
einer fatboliidbcn airdle nuo SdrpehernsE mMIe
umIcbt. wp Der Soben reid uno bic &reiie nieo :
ria finb, ip tDMnt 3hr oas @.Uiulebtt i'm 8ranb
Gpuntg, Subs5 atota tinoer.
ssir baben bier oor rleDr oils Is Sabret 9e'
iuohnt unb tonncn Gudl 0ieS betrefi uene Gin.
5s!aheiten geben. 5leierenj; Step. Srani !.
nniere aoreNe III: Naartens @ros., Militant.
GuhegQtptn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25

SIR ben Brpfperfauf.
SabnaHe, ben "a. Jtb.
0efreihe, Sen, Wehl, ctr.

Setreihe, SeH, Nsehl, etc.
Safer: 4S-55c per @nibel.
Rorn: 54-62c per Suibel.
&ei,sn S0-S3c per Euihtl.
@erite: 60-90c per Suihel.
Ro9aen: 65-T5c per @uibt.
Seu: 10 G0-Sl4.0 90 per Senne.
0tebl: Batent, 5.S0-s6.40 fraisbt,
5.20-S5. go.
&iets: 1926. 00-S31 90.
Smtter, Gier itnb Safe.
Gier: CSC per Sueeno.
Butter: Gairp. gle; Creamery, CSC per
pfune.
8aie: 9baW= &die, 15c; 9rid, lie; Clint
burger, 1Sc; Swiss. 21e per Eiunb.
Groceries, etc.
Sortoiieln 6oc per Suisel.
3wieteln: l.10c per 0uibel; Spanii6e
3piebtln. 81. so per Srate.
Aepiei: "a. 50 per Garrtl.
Sonen S2.S5 per SHibel.
Siesaartotsln: 81 .50-5.00 per Barrel.
Iieb.
Gtiere "a. oo-4.5O.
Niuoer: SO. 9D--3.25.
&iibs: 81. 50-2.75.
&dlber: 81. OO-5.W
Sdaie: 81. 0O--4.00.
9amIner: SO. 50-4 90
Snwsine (ani Dem Sns): 49, 5000
per bunbert Ifiinb.
gieb (g%eidaadJtet).
RimoHelih. 4-414; Ralbhaia, 31s-4.
Samneifeilh, lila; SbaifGfd, &c per
9sinlo.
Sebenbes 8eiiasel.
%SrIthibner, lie; gnteu, &c; !Sdbntr,
Seanen, S-10c per Siuup.
9rppiiirncH.
G.rGu6srtes 6Isii@ S6tntes, l3-1415c
Sped, 12E-15c.
Shmal3, SL-9c.
sobleH: S%orttobIsn, $3.50 8sifbfosl.a,
SIS. 90 per 8oune.
!ool;: oi9cnbot3, $3.50; 98ei4bol;,
IS. 80 per &oroe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
Sbtcaqo. oeH "a. fSeb.
0etreibc.

Wenen-
Stat: 9eK@883&.
Suli: S7TtQsSss.
9orn-
mai: SOL AGO..
Suli: 81! @5s4.
Saier--
Mai 522 9525s.
Suii IA s,e445S.
@iebnsrff.
Sdlptine-
Shmere, S4.25@4.55.
Sdnere. rauhe. s4.25@4.35.
yeidte, 81 20a9S4 As.
G.mi9te, "A. a6,94.521s.
Gteb-
Riuppieb, IS 40asS. 20.
&abe uRo Hruser, Sl.75@4.90
S6aie--
Giubeinui9e SUrmer So 0e@e.9 so.
Ginbeimiihe S6aie 1885 a5.a5.
9Seitlide sGmner. 1926 .G7. 90.
HrpuiNsnen.
g9weileEeiib--
Ytdi Sill, Q5@S11.;D ~.
SuIi 81. oo1Sil.e5.
SGn,olt--
M{ai: s7.2s@s7.37.
Suli: s;.428sT.5o.
Hippet--
Mai: SO. 27@6.40.
Suit: s6.57@ss.65.
Siar-No. / u. @., s1.1sH; SO. /. e
90. $1.0sL.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
$500 Der M6er

baor, Ger Ret naeQ beuI grrte Sehluassulau.
fault G { idl6ns Babe SECTION Sasb IN Moro
gafotn. Gle Satlen bic 0alite Ser @rate, Die Gle
jeoe8 Sa6r non benz eanb eiuheimierl. Sc ii bns
Namlide nie ped,tei, uuc has Grlre Mi.tbe NIT
Ger Belt be 5nr,u abbeSahit- 3pel tntteliIdlt
airdlsn unb edjnlen. =. g. 1psnes, 1923 Stain
Strest, 3ntuque, Sntra.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
@ine Eiienhnhn : &eicn

9elfiebt. Cine Giienbnbn = @eicrs
't,ntt bat naf ltniercn 8ciescn Sic
Wad)t, anberc Gi1cnbnhnen 81 eripers
ben. fdl5 tic nift 2inicn
ltno. ia bieicr Gillranb cbenfalls
btrfdui9 1T, 10 fam Der Giitbdltsbcs
fcbl rtd,t IN 4raft hicibcn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25
Wnte Geieaeaneit

int npropitlidpen Sopn. INT suite rer6eiierte Gafs
Men 81 nNitd uoisep 9reiieu ST. ta4'el. III eirer
beutider tatbcHf6en ajemetnbe NIT &irrhe un5
SdlvsteruiduIe. uit ndbere g~tustuRit ihret6e
man an
The Trustee or Pastor of St. Boniface
Parish, Ionia, Iowa.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-02-25

Standardization muBten bel Mnd,barn
llnterfunit iudleu. Ser Sfnbtn lptrb
ult1 ctipn $4,000 bcreGnct.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
Knew the Misereant,s wavs,

Ha, ~ Furniss tells a good story
which he heard from a friend, tho
colonel of Sikh regiment in India.
The officers we're much annoyed by
some native hanging about their
camp and "sniping" them with rifle
The colonel sent for his orderly, a
native soldier, and said he wanted q
squad to go over the mountain that
night and catch the miscreant who
was annoying them. The orderly sa-
luted and begged to be allowed to act
alone. assuring his colonel that he
would soon catch the culprit. The Of
flcer, admiring his pluck, agreed. and
the next morning the soldier walked
In with the head of the sniper. The
officers We're loud in their praise of
the soldiers valor.
"Oh, sirs, had no difficulty" he
said. you see, knew his ways. He
was my father
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
KNOWING TOO WELL.
Sometimes Too Well Trained a Mem.
Dry PLAYS Rather Odd Irieka

SoHeSiWeS 100 wen Trained Mem.
ory Plays Rather Odd Tricks.
Very often folks get to know a thing
so we'll that they don't have to think
to remember it. Take, for instance
your home address. II you have been
living In the same house in the same
street for years your address gets
easier and easier to recall. Except,
sometimes. It doesn't take the irlilu.
ence of liquor to make you forget
either. It merely is that you know II
too well.
There was man who was in the
habit Of writing letters to a girl, and
after a year or so he got to know
her address by heart. One day, long
after he started writing to her, he was
addressing an envelope to the young
woman. when suddenly he became
suspicious of the number he had writ
ten. He read it aloud and tried other
schemes of convincing himself. He
wrote the same numbers on other
sheets Of paper, but they did not seem
entirely right.
eventually ne mad TO go over TO call
on the girl, instead of writing. in Or.
der to satisfy himself that he still
knew the address. His figures had
been perfectly all right, but the trou.
BILE was that he knew them too we'll.
That sometimes occurs to a person
giving an address in a store. 1t slips
out so naturally that when by chance
the shorman repeats BLANK Blankety
Blankth street," you begin to wonder
If you have it right after all. And the
first breath of suspicion kills your
chances of remembering correctly.
You simply have to go to the direct
DRY to verify the place you live in and
naturally that leads to suspicious on
the part of the shopkeeper."
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
Let Kodol
Digest What You Eat. Then You Can Eat What
You Like

You once could eat anything you
wanted, and your stomach would
digest it.
But now there's some things which
your stomach won't digest. Your
stomach absolutely refuses to accom-
modate you when you eat certain
food-so you have been forced by your
stomach to eat food which YOU de-
tested, and pass up those deiicacies
that you would have really enjoyed.
There is now a way to eat any
thing YOU like, if you will let
kodQl digest it.
Kodol will do this, too. It won't
talk back or command, but will go
right all cad with its work and digest
all the food You eat. Kodol will let
you eat anything you like.
Kodol will do exactly what your
stomach does, when your stomach is
we'll and strong, and more, when it
Is tired or out of order.
Kodol is composed of exactly the
same juices as found in q healthy
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
GRov'; THE EpELwElss.
Freezing the Soil That Bears Them
Cold House 80 Aor$ienl$urf.%,>A Ala

Freezing the Soil That Bears Them
Cold House as HortieuIturist's Aid.
Artificial cold is now a comfort and
has produced the cold house as an
effective auxiliary to the hot house
In the supply of flowers. The horti-
culturist now retards the blooming
OF flowers as nature does in the north.
ern regions. by means of cold. The
process, applied wholesale, in England
especially, and in Germany and Hol.
land, has given birth to a new horti-
cultural method.
In February and March spiraeas,
azaleas, Chinese plum trees, tufts Of
deutzia, shoots of lilies of the valley.
lilies and roses are torn from the
ground and placed in q cold, dark
chamber and kept at an even TEN.
perature Of IS or 26 degrees cent?
grade. During the whole summer this
slight frost prolongs their sleep. At
the approach of the early frosts they
are reawakened from their slumbers
in we'll warmed greenhouse and in
November and December burst into
respondent and vigorous blossom.
In the same way the cold prolou3s
the existence Of the short lived gladi-
oil. carnations. hyacinths and lilies.
keeping them in bud during many
weeks. After month of forty days
of preservation these flowers when
cut and exposed to the air last almost
as long as If they had lust been
picked.
The little edelweiss will soon lose
its prestige. when, following the ex-
ample of the Danish horticultural.
the gardeners reproduce the delicate
flora of the glaciers by freezing arti-
ficially under a thin layer the soil
which bears them.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
THE MIDDLE AGED MAN.
Why He Thinks II Is rheumatism
That Is eothering Him and Not

Why He Thinks II IL Rheumatism
That Is eothering Him and Not
Gout.
Can anybody tell me-" said the
middle aged man, 1.-The difference be.
tween rheumatism and govt? Now.
not being very we'll versed in medical
science, knowing very little in fact
about osteo!ogy or therapeutics or
anatomy. materia medca or pharma-
copoea, I wouldn't un lertake myself,
ohhand to say; but in a general way
I would say that govt is an ailment
that attacks the rich and rheumatism
the poor; and, being not what you
would call rich man, I suppose what
I've got is rheumatism.
Il have read in novels and seen
pictures of portly gentlemen of middle
age or rather more who sat In great
easy chairs and with one foot all
swathed up in bandagas sti etched out
In front of them supported on a foot
rest. This is the o!=end mt etoia hrl
rest. This is the old gentleman, liv.
Ing In a fine old manor house or in
splendid mansion in town, who ia
described in the novel as being testy
and choleric-choleric, as under.
stand it. meaning not that he has
cholera or anything of that sort but
an uneven temper: and this old gentle.
man with foot thus done up in band.
ages and supported on foot rest has
govt.
But several of my symptoms are
different. don't live in an old manor
house, nor in a mansion in town; and
however disposed l might be to be
testy and chcleric, have to keep my
temper, and don't swath my foot in
bandages and recline it on a foot rest.
I have to keep more or less on the
move.
$50 suppose that in the absence
OF the familiar govt symptoms we
might safely diagnose my case as one
Of just plain rheumatism: but guess
my rheumatism hurts me about as
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
About Bananas.

Children, fruit eaters say, prefer
black bananas with soft. discolored
flesh to the yellow ones with white
and firm flesh that are usually eaten.
and thus the children show that the
taste of the young is the healthy taste.
For in Banana Land, say the fruit
eaters, wherever the banana grows,
there it is cniy eaten in a state that
would be called spoiled herein the
tropics what we call a ripe banana
would be called a green one; its skin
must turn black, 1t sfiesh must grow
soft and brownish before the tropic
people or the tropic birds will touch
it.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
They Want One Ruler.

A movement Is on foot in Wishing.
ton to substitute single executive
head for the three distr:,t commits.
sioners who row control tire manage.
ment Of municipal affairs in that
city. Like the Israelites of old tho
dissatisfied ones want a king to rule
over them, and will not be dissuaded
They may fare as badly as the Israel
ties did If the congress shall be pre-
vailed upon to let them try the ex-
pertinent.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24

A meek-looking little man with .
large pasteboard box climbed on the
car. As he did so he bumped slightly
into a sleepy, corpulent passenger
with self satisfied look and two lit
tie dabs of side whiskers. AS the car
rounded curve the box rubbed
against him and he growled:
"This is no freight car, is it,"
"Nnpe." returned the meek little
chap with the box, land when you
come right down to it. it amt any
cattle car, either. is it,"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
much as the govt of our testy ana
choleric old friend hurts him."
A pecIinlno Japanese Industry.


The forging of cimeter blades IN
Japan was once fourishing industry
and the workers formed close and
powerful corporation. But the indus
try has declined for years. and now
only two makers are left-Messrs.
Sonkyama and Myamoto. No young
Japanese has come forward to offsr
himself as an apprentice, and the
question was referred to the Mikado
with view of perpetuating the indus
try.
The Mikado has come to the rescue
and has founded two scholarships Of
100 pounds to induce two lads to Of
fer themselves for initiation into the
art and mystery of making cimeter
blades.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
Conditioned on Bedtime.

A legacy of $1,000 conditioned on .
change in it's bedtime rules has been
willed to the Jewish Home for the
Aged of st. Louis by Abraham Green
blatt, teacher of Hebrew. Green
blatt's will provides that If the insti-
tuition does away with the fixed hour
at which its inmates shall 80 to bed
and allows them to retire whenever
they choose, 1t shall receive his be.
quest, but not otherwise.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
Supporting the Horse.

The busy man stopped before ar of.
flee building and leaped from his car
riage. At the same moment an am
bilious urchin ran forward and piped:
Hey. mister, kin hold yer horse?"
mo, you can't! snapped the busy
man.
won't charge y much" insisted
the urchin.
Il don't care about the charge" i'm
patiently responded the man throw
ing blanket over his bony steed.
"My horse will not run away"
Gee, mister, didn't think he'd run
away"
''No?"
"No. thought he might fall
down."
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
Already Supplied.

A sewing machine agent stopped a
farmer in Rocks county the other day.
The farmer had just become a bene.
dick.
Let me sell you fine sewing ma.
chine" started the agent 1T is the
best of it's kind in the -"
Hold up, man." answered Newly.
wed. Il don't need sewing machine,
I just married good one. G'lang,
jerry" And he drove on.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
Wait TIL Hubby Gets the Bill.

Customer Pretty hat, but the
card on it says s11.86. OF course.
couldn't wear anything so cheap as
that"
Milliner Observation-Disclosures me!
How careless of our showcase girl to
put the card on upside down. OF
course, it should read s99.11."
Customer-"Send it up to-day"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24

Where is your new automobile"
asked the caller, 1.-The one you used to
call 'Joy?'"
"Oh, don't call it Joy any more,"
sighed the suburbanite. Il have
changed it's name to Trouble"
Trouble? And why 500"
Because my neighbors are always
borrowing II"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
Breaking It Gently.

A young artist once persuaded
Whistler to come and view his latest
effort. The two stood before the can.
vas for some moments in silence. FL.
nally the young man asked timidly,
Don't you think. sir, that this paint.
Ing of mine is-well-er-tolera ?"
Whistler's eyes twinkled danger
ously.
What is your opinion of a tolerable
egg?" he asked.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
Church Built in One Piece.

The only temple in the world whose
walls, floor and roof are of one single
piece was opened recently at Lake
street and Forest avenue, Oak Park.
Chicago. It is built of reinforced con-
CRETE on the Edison plan of continu-
GUS material, with no seams. The tenn
pie belongs to Unity congregation. Its
completion was celebrated with music.
speeches and an address by the pas
tor.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-12-24
COMING Out.

The Housemaid-Therell be grand
doin's over at Mrs Casey's mkt wake.
Her eldest daughter Is comm out.
The Cook-Faith! that remoinds
ne. Casey's son ought to be comm
but soon. He's been in over year.