The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-07
DRIFTWOOD
WAR, WAR, WAR, is the cry.


 WAR, WAR, WAR. is the cry And mabe there'n be another Tur- key served up about Thanksgiving with Bulgaria yielding the carving knife.
 Since that Oklahoma Bee editorial the repuhs can only howl Sold scPinlay Nick denies most t,,yI vigorous, dynasty of Roosevelts. What he meant perhaps was that there. would be a dynasty of Roosevelt policies named TafteVelt The Independence League is indepe1- dent of everything but votes and mud slinging
 No wonder, John TeWPIIse, P,Is,s IS Ra1 sgea 1SdIns is putting up the silver
 Less than month now until the pub. lie will fiIe slowly sadly by the bier of the g. O D.
 Strange but a man hardly ever, ina gIRes he can have g eorklng time in this world unless there Is some un- corking to 1t, ....s:-4, The tramp isn't necessarily fastidi- a,ytidi ly gets his steak
 One good turn deserves, nother when you are cooking batter cakes
 Taft made 2 speech ih the dreEnfchin9g d,eE good training for what is going to dampen his ardor next month.
 Dothan is dropping her skirt about Fh afaaf af any we know off, Immodest DothanI-Buffalo News n.., DId you ever get 'tuns at spelling Teddy is getting his arms and am intuition ready for the African h9ntii,nE ri,aS and about ton of copy paper
 Yes. Stella the artists favorate color is long-green.
 | Scorn not the anarchist; remember he | is always planning something for the uplift of humanity
 Two circuses and a big Fair for i MontGomery-life is, as rosy now as the checks of Montgomery Blonde. denS W9E Gf ihe'1SR the HRsd Staas Os snaures Israel zangwil. That's the | very question that every woman IT the dmleeD time But | anyway. hope Aunt Carrie Nation doesn't, hear this suggestion. We've trouble enough on our hands Now cometh the season" sayeth John Reese, When we look on the cir GUS poster. go view the performance EgaRhs5 st aphofsm a9nt foEfs 2a people love to be fooled"
 Tisnt too early to think about those big fat Alabama turkeys stuffed with | chestnuts and dashed with hot gravy with a little celery and cranberry sauce on the side
 King Edward has 200 sui.s. which pretty nearly comes up to the average | American railway.
 Said a Birmingham man yesterday: to another: Say; your package of Replied the latter: "I can't go after it now-Im too busy"
 well. you'd better" returned the other the darn think is leaking" The Wright brothers have sold fifty if they are ccranks as some people aver crastes Into dollars.
 A horse . gan ,,, liye tYg twenty. five days | without eatlHB SOllQ IOOO, OHIy QElnk- ing water-Farm Journal.
 Judging by the looks of some equi- nes we have seen some farmers must have been taking this advice right along.
 An ordinary plano contains a mile of wire string, CAnd just think tnC amount of torture and amateur can gel out of that string.)
 
 Darts at Drift
 Did you ever Kiss a Montgomery Blue Eyed Blonde?' asks Drift" Arm, strong As our wife scans this column pretty closely. we are advising you by special delivery letter-Atlanta Geor gain and News.
 SUCH unsophistication! Drift Arm strong says under date of Septembe 30: Tomorrow you can murder thu man with a straw hat!-Buffalo News 
 Something He Missed. One pleasure Adam never had Men have this modern time, Is looking through last seasons clothe To ind by chance a dime. PHIL Ii. ARMSTRONG. Sensitive MT. Taft.