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The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
RAILROAD MAN
Didn't Like Being Starved.

A man running on a railroad has
to be in good condition all the time
or he is liable to do harm to himself
and others.
A clear head is necessary to run a
locomotive or conduct a train. Even
a railroad mans appetite and diges-
ton are matters Of importance. as
the clear brain and steady hand re-
suit from the healthy appetite fol-
lowed by the proper digestion of food.
For the past five years." writes a
%railroader, II have been constantly
troubled with Indigestion. Every
doctor i consulted seemed to want to
starye me to death. First l was
dieted on warm water and toast On
til | was almost starved; then. when
they would let me eat, the indiges-
ton would be right back again.
"Only temporary relief came from
remedies, and ! tried about all OF
them ! saw advertised. About three
months & a friend advised me to
try Grape-Nuts food. The very first
day l noticed that my appetite was
satisfied. which had not been the case
before. that | can remember.
In a week. I believe. l had more
energy than v e before in my life. /
have gained seven pounds and have
not had q touch of indigestion since ]
have been eating Grape-Nuts. When
my wife saw how much good this
food was doing me she thought she
would try 1t awhile. We believe the
discoverer OF Grape-Nuts found the
Perfect Food"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Greek Mich. Read The Road to Well.
VILE" In pkgs. There's a Reason
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

able hen is the one that is busy on a
cold day. Feed them a heavy, warm
mash early in the morning so they
will stand around all drawn up and
they are not apt to get on the nest
to lay. Rather scatter some grain.
wheat, oats, or even cracked corn in
litter or trash where they will be
compelled to scratch for every grain.
1t is a fowls nature to scratch, and
she will scratch a good while to get
her breakfast and be happy and sing
in doing 1t. 1t Is with hens as with
people, better to warm us by exer-
discs than by taking something hot"
in the acknowledgements Farmer.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
E. PINKHHM

Nature and a woman's work COM
qzaed have produced the grandest
remedy for woman's ills that the
world has ever known.
In the good old fashioned days of
our grandmothers they relied upon
the roots and herbs of the field to
cur disease and mitigate suffering.
The Indians on our Western
Plains to-day can produce roots and
herbs for every ailment, and cure
diseases that battle the most skilled
physicians who have spent years in
the study of drugs.
From the roots and herbs of the
field Lydia E. Pinkham more than
thirty years ago gave to the women
of the world a remedy for their Pc
culiar ills, more potent and efica-
cious than any combination ofdrugs.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is now recognized as the
standard remedy for woman's ills.
Mrs. Bertha Muff, of 515 NC. St.,
Louisiana, Mo-, writes:
Complete restoration to health
lean so much to mi that for the sake
of other suffering women l am willing
to make my troubles public.
"For twelve years I had been suffer-
ing with the worst forms Of female ills.
During that time / had eleven different
physicians without help. No tongue
can tell what 1 suffered, and at times I
could hardly walk. About two years
e L wrote Mrs. Pinkham for advice.
/ followed it, and can truly say that
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and Mrs. Pinkham's advice re-
stored health and strength. 1t is
worth mountains of gold to suffering
women"
What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound did for Mrs. Muf,
it will do for other suffering women.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
BUSY ON THE FARM.

There is small excuse for being
idle on the farm. No matter how bad
the weather, the man who manages
we'll will always find something for
his hands and himself to do in the
barn or the shed or the shop-and
every farm should have a shop. There
will be harness to oil or ladders to
make or mend, or axes to grind or
saws to sharpen, or a dozen and one
things to do to have tools and uten-
sils ready for bright days-plenty to
do besides whiting and whistling.-
Farmers Home Journal.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

lied on my kidneys and made mo
worse. / have used many different
medicines and was discouraged when
[ began with Doan's Kidney Pills,
but the symptoms that alarmed
are gone"
Sold by all dealers, SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
TWO CURES OF ECZEMA.


ain 1884 my grandson, a babe, had an
attack of eczema, and after trying the doc
tors to the extent Of heavy bills and an in.
crease of the disease and suffering, I rec.
commended Cuticura and in a few weeks
the child was well. He is to-day a strong
man and absolutely free from the disease.
A few years ago I contracted eczema, and
became an intense sufferer. A whole win
ter passed without once having on shoes,
nearly from the knees to the toes being
covered with v~irulent sores. I tried many
doctors to no purpose. Then / procured
the Cuticura Remedies and found immedi-
ate improvement and final cure. M. w.
LaRue, S45 Seventh St., Louisville, Ky,
April % and May IA, 1907"
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
HOw's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F.. j. CHENEY 4 Co., Toledo, o..
We, the undersigned, have known F. }.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made BY his firm;
WALDINa, kINNAy 4 MARVIN. Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, 0:
inc directly upon the blood and mucuous sur.
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for combination.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
U R FOR X

When cattle choke. you had best
grease a piece of rubber hose AMI
use 1t to force the obstruction down
the throat of the choking animal.
The hollow tube admits the air, anil
the pliancy OF the rubber allows it
to conform 10 the slope of the throat.
Farmers Home Journal.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
j.

LET us see. Private Girelini, Il
you have quite understood what are
the four points of the compass. Now
the east is in front of you, at your
left the north, at our right the south;
what is behind your"
my knapsack, captain."-Trans
lated from II Motto per Ridere.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

People who live in vast and barren
lands have the best eyesight. Eski.
mos will detect a white fox on the
snow at a great distance, while Arabs
a pick out objects on the desert
that are invisible to others.-Spring.
Geld Republican.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
Pe-ru-na Almanac in 8 ,OOO, 900 Homes

The Peruna Lucky Day Almanac has
become a fixture in over eight million
homes. 1t can be obtained from all drug
gists free. Be sure to inquire early. The
1908 Almanac is already published, and the
supply will soon be exhausted. Do not put
it off. Speak for one to-day.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
r

Cactus Calvin: Strike anything
rich on yer p%rospectin' trip, Alky?"
Alkali Isaac: you bet yer life ]
did" (hic).
Cactus Calvin: How does the as.
say rum"
Alkali Isaac: ooh, bout SO p'cent
alcohol. ILLUSTRATED Bits
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
HoRsEFLEsH

Hcrseflesh Is very generally adver-
tised in the German newspapers. es-
pecially in those of the large indust-
rial centres, and most German cities
have at least one market which
makes it a specially, claiming for it
a higher percentage of nourishment
than that Of either beef, veal. mutton
or pork.-American C%ultivator.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
GOOD SIGN.

Blobbs-Snobbs has sworn on
smoking, / guess.
Dobbs-How do you know?
Blobbs-I saw him kicking the dog
this morning. Cleveland Leader.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

When a mans popularity begins to
wane his neighbors usually get busy
and assist.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

Men who habitually "take the
world easy'' usually prevent a great
many others from doing the same
thing.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
BAD TASTE.

"Does Barker's wife dress appro.
priately?"
mo, indeed. She wears forty
horsepower toys in a runabout.-Life.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
ON THE TRAIL.

Investigators OF the capitol steal
seemed to be in the air.
Its all right" they explained:
we're merely looking for the man
higher up."-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

There is a considerable difference
between education and knowledge.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16


says: Inherited kid
ney trouble grew
steadily worse with
me until so nervous
l could not sleep at
night. ! was dizzy
and spots foated be-
fore my eyes. My
back and hips ached
and evary cOld aot.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy OF Sweot
Gum and Mullen Is Natures great reine-
dy-cures Coughs, Colds, Group and Con-
sumption, and all throat and lung troubles.
At druggists, 25c.. 59c. and s1.C0 per bottle.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

Piles Cured In 6 to II Days.
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or protruding
Piles in 8 to IA days or money refunded. Soc.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

The road to success has many buy
ways.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

Mrs Winslcw's Soothing %Syrupfor Children
teething, ~softens thegums, reducesinfiamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc a bottle
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
HOW 1T

Knioker-Opportunity knocks once
at every door.
Bocker-And the fellow who was
out knocks ever after.-New York
Sun.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

FTTS,S st. Vitus'DaLce: IN ervous Diseases per.
manentlycured by DR.. Kllne's Great Nerve
Restorer. 81 trial bottle and treatise free
W. n. B. Kline, Id. 1881 Arch ST., Phila., Ia,
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

Many a mans dea of hospitality
is to bring other men home and have
his wife cook for them.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

1t ism It always policy to believe the
man who tells you what he would dc
if he we're in your place.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

Fraternity e something more
than belonging to the same secret So
ciety.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
Only One "Bromo Quinine"

That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
for the signature of E. w. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure a Cold In One Day. 25c.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16

A light heart maketh a bright out
look.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
HIBTT

Physician-You must not eat be.
tween meals.
Boarder-But that is the only
chance l get.-New York Sun.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
FEED FOR WINTER EGGS.

In the matter of feeding for g g
In winter three things must be o
stantly borne in mind. First. tn.
hens must be kept busy a good part
Of the day: second. they must be
given a balanced egg ration with due
regard to variety Of feed; third. they
must have plenty of charcoal. oyster
shells and grit with some green stuff
Or clover hay occasionally. The profit
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
REAsoNFoR woMEN's "NERvEs."
In Very Many Cases 1t is Weakened
Kidneys.

Mrs. Frank Roseboom, 512 South
Washington st., Moscow, Idaho,
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1908-01-16
And We Will Send Free, to Prove
That it is the Most Effective
External Cure for Rheumatic
Pains and Aches, a Large
BOTTLE OF

Confident that it will do for you
what it has done for others, and that
to use it is to praise it, as does the
writer of the following grateful letter.
with muscular rheumatism / suf-
fered to the extent that wen to control
the pen held in my right hand was
impossible at times. On n such day
1 first used Minard's Liniment. No
Endorsement could come from a worse
sufferer or more grateful heart than
mine. G. w. D'Vys, Cambridge, Mass"
Send a postal to Minard's Liniment Co.,
So. birmingham, Mass.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-07-08
THE NEWS CONDENSED.

Four hundred gymnasts from the
United States have arrived at Bremen
on board the steamer Maine to take
part in the international tournament
to be held at Frankfort.
The June statement of the London
board of trade shows decreases OF
$S,346,OOO in imports and $40, 789, 500 in
exports. In imports the decrease is in
food and raw materials, while in ex
ports it is in manufactured goods.
Fire next door to the Hotel Albany
at Broadway and Forty-first street
New York, caused the guests to flee
to the street. Fifty women in scanty
attire hastily left the hotel and gath
ored on an opposite corner. In hall
an hour the fire was out and the guests
returned to the hotel, which was un
injured.
The American Automobile associa
ton, the governing body, composed Of
"a state associations, nearly 200. clubs
and representing a membership Of
about 10000 motorists, began it's frs
open convention in Buffalo Tuesday
The National Grange, with it's mem
bership of 100000, is represented OF
an equal basis.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-07-08
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|W ~ "HAWlCk HK

Hawick, July 7.-Jeannie Smith
son visited friends in New London
the early part of this week.
VIM. Jones is adding nice new
porches, back and front, to his
home, much improving it's appear
ance. The Hoods are doing the
work.
Mrs. j. Welch returned on Mon
day from a two weeks visit with
her sister.
Mr.. Townsend is gracefully car
rying the gun club honors this
week.
The Hawick ball players were
worsted in their game here on the
Fourth.
E. J. Hood and family entertain
ed large number of their rela-
tives at Hawick last Saturday. In
fact, we understand that Hawick
didn't take second place with any
town in point Of it's parade, it's
fireworks, it's ball game and gun
club shoot. We were not there,
but if we can believe half we hear,
we fear we lost the time of our life
by not being there.
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PALMS IDEAL BAKERY
Willsnar, Mimi.

Arctander, July G. -Haying is
soon here, and everybody is look
ing for dryer atmosphere.
The shareholders of the farmers
elevator at Kerkhoven will have a
business meeting next Saturday.
The East Norway Lake and the
Hauge church choirs will practice
singing together at the Hauge
church next Saturday evening.
Oliver Skindelien, who has been
under general orders from Norval
Lesteberg for three months, has
now returned home.
Alfred Ellingson has hired out to
Norval Lesteberg for two months.
Edward Erickson is doing some
repairing on the well on the Eos.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-07-08

hager farm these days.
Edward and Syvert Mos, who
have been staying in North Dakota
this spring, returned home last
week.
There are two ways of looking
upon a wet" Fourth of July cele-
bration. 1t seems as tho this, in
one sense, is gaining significance
every year and if allowed to con-
tinue this coming generation will
be doomed to destruction and ruin.
1t is frightful to see young boys,
in the pride Of youth, fall helpless
ly before this monster evil. Let
US wake up and consider the conse-
quences, lest it be too late. This
cloud of destruction is over us and
threatens our national life, pros
perity and happiness; indeed, it
has become a national curse and
needs a national remedy.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-07-08
CRYING FOR HELP
Lots OF il in whitman But isai;y
Growing Less.
he kidneys cry for help.

The kidneys cry for help.
Not an organ in the whole body
so dellcatcly constructed.
Not one SO important 70 health.
The kidneys are the filters of the
blood.
When they fail the blood becomes
foul and poisonous.
There can be no health where
there is poisoned blood.
Hackachc is one of the first indi-
cations of kidney trouble.
1t IS the kidneys cry for help.
Heed it.
Deans Kidney Pills are what is
wanted.
Arc just what overworkcd kid
ncys need.
They strengthen and invigorate
the kidneys; help them to do their
work; never fail to cure any case
Of kidney disease.
Read the proof from a Willmar
citizen.
w. E. Mcisner, living at 42A
Maud ST., WiIlmar, Mimi, saws:
My kidneys troubled me for q
long time as the result of an acct
dent. My back was very lame and
felt tired and worn out constant.
ly, My mother was 50 persistent
IN having me try Doan's kidney
Pills that | procured box at A. e
Mossbcrg's drug store and began
using them. took them as d.
rcctcd, and soon was rid of the
trouble. Many other members OF
our family have used them and thu
results have been just as satisfac
tory
For sale by all dealers. Price SC
cents. Foster MiIburn Co.. Buffa
10, New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the nan.e-Doan's-
and take no other.
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= e. e. ESTl%,: Il, III

Nest Lake, July 6.-Anothel
quiet wedding took place in this
nelghborhood last week, when Miss
elsie Nelson, daughter of John Mel.
son Of this place, was united ir
marriage to a gentleman from Min.
ncapolis. The young people came
up from Minneapolis, and the wed.
ding took place at the home of the
brides parents. The newly mar
ricd couple returned on Monday tc
Minneapolis, whore they will make
their future home. We join their
many friends in wishing them much
JOY and happiness in their married
life.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. A. Johnson and
son and Mr.. and Mrs. C. Carlson,
OF Litchlicld, visited at N. B. John
sons home Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Ellen Monson returned home
Sunday from a few days visit in
Spiccr.
hcngtson Bros. have EMPLOYED
AXcl Lindquist for two months.
N. Larson returned home recent
~ from WiImar.
4 number from here took in the
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-07-08
Crescent Beach.

Mr.. and Mrs. Coleman Williams
and son are spending a few days lat
the John Williams cottage.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alexander Williams
arrived July 2 for the summer sea-
son.
John Williams and family and
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. H. bitterness have
occupied the Gould cottage for a
short time.
Mrs. G. M. Robbins and daugh-
ter Nellie are guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Williams.
A party Of two went to Nest lake
Friday and brought back mess of
fish, 1863 in number. The reporter
saw them with his own eyes, and
knows this is not a fish story.''
Miss Ida Sandcrson visited with
friends at Crescent Beach from Sun
day till Tuesday.
Miss Marion Minton is the guest
of Miss Olive Crosby at Crescent
Beach.
Mr.. Burchard of St. Paul visited
with friends at Crescent Beach the
greater part Of the week.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-07-08
TWO KILLED IN AUTO RACE.
Grand Prix Won by German Driver
Accidents Numerous,

Dieppe, July 8.-The Grand Prix,
the blue ribbon of the automobile
world, was won Tuesday by a Ger
man, Lautenschlager, driving a Mer-
cedes car. His time was 6 hours, SIS
minutes, 43 seconds. Hemery, in a
Benz, was second and Hanriot, also in
Benz, was third.
The German victory was not popu.
lar, but still the crowd cheered Lau.
tenschlager with a right good will.
There were numerous accidents and
two men were killed outright Cissac
and his engineer, Schaub, were the
victims. While finishing the final
round the tire of their machine, a
Panhard, was torn off. The car was
thrown on top of the two men and
they were horribly crushed.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-07-08
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Qez lDQA.lIMsS

Kandiyohi, July 7.-Mrs. John
Lundquist went to Taylors Falls
last week to visit at the home of
her daughter, Mrs. Otto Benson.
Misses Amanda Lund and F'reda
Sampson came up from Litchfield
Friday to visit friends here.
Misses Cora and Laura Peterson
returned last Friday from trip to
Minneapolis.
Rev. and Mrs. 3. E. Walters ar
rived here Friday to stay over the
Fourth.
Victor Peterson, grandson of
Mrs. John Lundquist, has been very
sick with rheumatism the past week
but is now recovering.
Lewis Fridlund and family, of
WilImar, were visitors at Charley
Johnson's home Sunday.
Miss Mabel Anderson returned
last week from Minneapolis, where
she had been spending a couple of
weeks with relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin Melander
Levi Lund, A. C. Gabrielson and
Misses Lund and Sampson of Litch-
field spent the Fourth at Spicer.
Rev. and Mrs. G. Peterson of
Willmar attended the celebration
at i'ripo|is July 4.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Anderson
have been spending several days at
the Green Lake Chautauqua.
The Swedish rarochial school at
Tripolis closes today. The school
has progressed we'll under the tutor
age Of David Knock. On Monday
july l3, the Swedish school will be-
gin at Kandiyohi, and continue one
month.
A coffee social will be given at
Gilbert Elmquist's place on Friday
July 10.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-07-08
A Befooued Tail.

II had hog" said Colonel Forbes
Of Marysville, that got to curling it's
tall In the shape of figure s; always
held 1t that way. Had hired man
working for me, kind of an animal
trainer. He took to working with the
hog; pretty soon trained him to change
the 8 to 6 and then to 9 and then
to 2 and 8. Had him trained fine.
Did it by holding just as many grains
Of corn in his palm. When the hog fig
ured right he'd get the corn.
"Hired man had an idea he could
make lot of money down at the state
fair showing his tail figuring hog.
sold him the hog for $10."
"What came of it," asked listener
''Well, the stunt was to have the hog
guess at peoples ages, 10 cents guess.
Big hit! Moved him down to San Fran
cisco; fog took all curl out of the hogs
tail; never could figure after that
San Francisco Chronicle.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-07-08
FOR SALE.

| have l20-acre farm located in
the northeast corner of Crow Wing
county, Minnesota, which | will sell
for $1,000. 1t has a good log barn
with board hay SIZED that will hold
between Is and 80 ton; one board
corn crib, drive we'll and pump. A.
bout II acres under cultivation,
some timber and a little meadow.
Call on or write A. J. Ferguson,
owner, SIP Third street, Willmar,
MINI. lSf
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-07-08
! FoFtieth AnniversarIy.

This month it is forty years ago
since the railroad tracks were laid
thru the village and on the 4th Of
july 1868, the first passenger train
passed over the same from St. Paul
carrying the principal officials of
the then St. Paul & Pacific Rail-
way. They were William B. Itch
field, Bernhardt Dassel and Alonzo
Delano, and in honor of these three
officials these towns have grown
and prospered. -Cokato Enterprise.