The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-13
'Mongst PleasGnt Person.
 By O. .. PAkTRrDGR
WHAT TO SAT TO-DAY.
Tabis Talk for Bromides During the

sbreakfast-WeIl, would you believe foolishness back again. l hoped they had stopped 1t for good. Well. they have to hil up with something. That river is certainly treacherous. told Little Johnalbert never to go about It. And they are getting up a boating club, too. You see the automobiles are not running so fast They say people were wearing green because 1t was Palm
 Luncheon--well. two more days and then the first game. I am glad to see the merchants taking. such an inter- lie spirit. You see, all the boys are wearing their straw hats. TRey ought to have six straws apiece. they are go- Ing to win. They. say the water makes keeps up we are going to have a rec ord-breaking attendance Wednesday. Well. I'll be one of them :, Dinner.--I think the team just went falling into line for Bryan every day. Yes. and for Taft, too. Bryan Is the logical candidate. Yes. he is logical when hs don't talk free silver; Haw! Commercial Club was going to attend in body Wednesday afternoon. don't know about that, but believe. think sRa ars tsks son te to to the game with me. >Mittie May and l shall go to the moving pictures. They are just like regular shows, now. I. am glad the Shriners are going to
 The Persons Prattle Again.
 You may be sure that The Persons so long a separation. As they grad ually assembled on the corner early yesterday afternoon there was conner, and they all felt so good that they laughted at each others lIttiest Jests; and If each of them hadn't been so full of talk they would probably have listened to an anecdote, which is gathor a severe strain on some of The
 The Placid Persons. you see. had to go to Girard to allay a suspicion that stole the gold-fish out of the school house The Impractical Persons had spent--had squandered, The Pessimis- tlc Person SGid-more than a week in Washington trying to get a patent for his automatic ozone separator. and The Person with a1Political Past had been campaigning. Then The Person Who I'rotrudes Preponderously ia Propor- tton to His Perpendicularity had been sick ever since he went to a barbecue. and The Perfectly Appareled Person had been at house party with The Person Who Appears Periodically at Polite Parties. The Pecuniary Person had just been working oo in the same old way. The other Persons had been here, there and everywhere.
 It was only y the nf;, eo9lness that exist, Person and The Person Who Periodi- cally Appears at Polite Parties that marred the perfect harmony of the convention; The Perfectly Apparelsd brim of his Bully Bachelor Bonnet which. as The Running Person said, was very fetching thing even if it didn't carry much inside of it. The o n two friends had been estranged be- cause The Pretty Person had been at the houseparty too, and he made up his mind that, if ever he dared to cross her path again as she had once taunted him to do, he was going to give her a lecture.
 But under the genial warmth of the re-union the collness was soon lost.
 Let us never part again." The Im- practical Person declared with sur prising emotion in his voice. q think l had rather give up glory than not feeling and ended-"with you scoun- drel-beasts," which is of course the most endearing term in the world.
 And to think" remarked The Per Person. that we have not been in the newspaper in seventeen days"
 T deeply sympathize," The Placid Person replied, but you cannot lay the SA1h.AS Oh h.O' SdHhoL oAAOA0 SO neglect Mittie Mays interests just to be your press agent"
 By the way, did Mittie May ever get her gold-fish?" inquired The Per sistent Person.
 T am going to give her one for Easter" The Placid Person said as gently as possible.
 "A goldfish is not an appropriate present for Easter" The Punctilious Person protested derisively. What you should give is a rabbit or a fledge- ling chick or a lily"
 My dear sir, do you not know that the early Christians"
 Who are now the late Christians,' interrupted The Running Person.
 That the early Christians utilized the fish as the smybol of their faithY' The Polyglossal Person asked. "rhe letters of the Greek word"
 My ozone separator is as simple as cream separator" The Impractical Person interrupted in alarm
 T don't mind letting you fellows see my Easter sonnet before it is pub lished," The Poetic Person said con- fidentially. anxious to assist in the confusion.
 We shall probably never see it after 1t is published" The Patient Person commented.
 There is the car" The Placid Per- son remarked and averted an open out break
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