The sun., 1908-08-14
HOT SPRINGS HUMOR BUBBLES
SOME THINGS THAT TICKLE TAFT
AND THOSE ABOUT HIM.

An Example of GoIf's Elevating influence
-McHlniey's Joke on James r. Burke
-Bourne's Tobacco Barometer-H0w
MIR. Tart Grew From ''WInie" to ''Bif."
Hot SpnINes. Aug. 17.--Yes." said Trust
Buster Frank b. Kellogg as he addressed
his ball at the tee, "Mr. Taft 10 one Of the
few players I've eeen who never cins their
luck It's really elevating to play with
him." ,,
.SwishI. went the driver. :
- - that - - ball. growled
the Minnesota man as he headed for q
gully rank with long grass.
-Id liked to have heard you play before
you we're elevate1.' remarked one Of the
gallery.
Keep your eye on the spot where she
struck. caddy." was the Trust Busters
only reply.
The piazza politicians were airing their
views on the general subject Of persistency.
well said the man from Cleveland.
-IT put Col. Webb Hayes. son Of Ruther-
ford B. Hayes. up against anybody. Ever
hear Of the time he got President Mckinley
to order some new equipment for Troop A
Oh OI6VOtanus ~ No8 DdCh IL tuO DknutoAA
war days. Hayes went to Geo. ccrbin.
then Adjutant- General. and said that the
troop wanted some new oarbines. The
General allowed he oouldn't make any
exception In the matter Of equipment for
the Cleveland militiamen unless Hayes got
q special order from the President.
Hayes was q close friend of Mr.. MoKin-
Icy and he hiked right over from the Gen.
erals oface to the White House. Mr..
Mckinley couldn't zee things the way
Hayes did. but he knew his man.
s'Webb.' said he. Mrs. Mckinley 10 going
over to New York this afternoon with DR..
Rixey. and wish you would 60 along and
see abe gets properly settied At the hotel
every well.' said tho Colonel. and IN loss
than half an hour he was On his way to
Now York.
President Mckinley thought no moro
Of the special equipment proposition. be-
iievfnk Of course that he hadf disposed of
it for the day BY sending Hayes out Of town
Imagine his surprise when upon going TO
his bedroom about midnight he found
Hayes progRed up in one q the beds. :,
M.s; so nPSidl'MyE aIa H. President; s.~ her nicely
A. u-A~i A.nk.kkn. .~l 49,
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I'm oack agaIn. on, py tne "ay' i" resar'
70 Gnat eqMPnenS $1,000
NOW, Neoo. I've mao Z nusy dsy 4 sud
nave goe 70 pe up earY IN ne moIuius ono
tnere u no ume 70 tnsk na q sns' Ti noT. ..n q,
very ven. Mr. reooeut, We sen n
over IN the morning. was the oo'one'
reHR1T, 49,. p.,,.;d.-,. ..t,,,d h,r,.aH fo,
sleep: put it wes no use. hayS Iuinoieo
and Goesep ana tosseo and euinp!eI.
MepR sa,a sne i,n s,usI' Massp csn,s vo,, om
eartn ns tne nA'tor wNn YOU SaL .iy y"u
Oh saio hayee. mat equipment
matter y on ny minu iL na nno can IT, A
weoo. salu tno AfooP N
sns. : .agsn naye Hs Sq SSqulPIn' ..s- .,1
wen; Mr; r,oe, 'uss 20 tu1aC ~. ~oL ~ssa. .
pc any ymlsuhaerstaIHsih8 MI 70. . eet ensn ;, oISo
aowh IN Tr1uns' Ssa'o naye9 I'D ne '''ih"0"
put OF ped. ~,
ne Hsneo az ehvS'opo ouS oi y oois
Pocket ano put " W. pcncm ~ I, .pe ~, e.5
1ents nanus. % %MSnitey ~ sat up IN ~ sas.nI III
~iote ,n 1h .'sg ~ oooA vi ''o eA'o'ot'o 'o'0
tmn& IKE TINS. .,, ul
give I1oop a a anytMhe a ~eo" hasoS
n,, We sot " IaNe e'eep. -
Inc next mornlng tne ehveiopS, wts
,resehteo 70 oeu' .oroih anu NO BUN ihAs
T.
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Congressman mnIiam D. MohIhsy oea
y Joke: Eep.esenahve p % Sa,neJ 49, =, nuing In