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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
A Loyal Partisan.

at was Just after W. o. Bradley was
elected governor of Kentucky in 1903,
and the Republicans in my county were
holding big ratification meeting"
laid Colonel w. p. Thorne of Kentucky,
telling of one Of his experiences. Brass
bands, all kinds OF floats and banners
and hundreds Of men and women and
boys had been parading the streets
A young girl claimed that while stand
Ing on her front porch, which was al
most covered with vines and foliage
of different kinds. she was repeatedly
Rugged and kissed by a young man
whom she hardly knew. A warrant
was sworn out for her assaIlant, and
1t was my duty as commonwealth
attorney to prosecute him. | soon TN
ished my examination Of the witness
and turned her over TO defendant,
counsel for cross examination.
What night was this?' he thun.
dered.
Thursday night, answered tie wit
ness.
Thursday night, you sayf What
time of nightT
about O'clock
THAT was about the time the pa
rade was passing your house,
Yes, sir. the parade was just pass
ing my house
"'Street full of peopleT
Ives, sir, the streets were full Of
people
Ibid you ever cry out or scream?
"'No. sir | did not
"'Will you please tell this jury why.
with the streets thronged with people
and this man hugging and kissing you
against your will. as you claim, you
never uttered a single cry for help or
assstanceY
"'Yes, sir will tell the jury and
every body else that you'll never ketch
me hollerin' at no Republican gath
erin'r Judge.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
Eating House Language.

1t takes the frequeutrr Of New York :
cheap restaurants quite awhile To be
come familiar with the language in
which his orders for edlbies are trans
mitted to the cook. He soon learns
that Beef andr' means beef and
beans and that Ham and refers TO
ham with the same nutritious vegeta
bic.
Before long he grasps the fact that
Draw one" is an order for coffee
Draw one in the dark" meaning
black coffee; that Brown the wheats."
is the correct command for buckwhpat
cakes. and that Hash In the steamer"
is the open sesame to the supply OF
corned beef hash
Perhaps you may know eggs fried
on one side. are ordered in Bowery
eating houses as white wings, sunny
side up" Recently a visitor ordered
fried eggs and gasped half a minute
before he could answer the darby
walters polite query: Yes. sir. VIII
yo' hab dem blind or lookin at yo?"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19

Wheu You have tried everything you
ever heard Of for that had ease Of dys-
repsia without reer'Ving ANY or very
l.ttlr relief. aud have about made az
your mind that your casr i EoI"'iess
one. don't give az. There IL remed'
lnr lust such chronic eases, one that has
been prepared rsperially Tor eases OF l"-
digestion and Stomach trouble that
failed tn yield To- other treatment. II
is Raruey's Compound. The Pn'srril-
ton Was written hy Washington, u.
G.. stomach specialist aud will rrl'"v"
that soreness Ia the stomach aud aver
come catari hal ~ mucous conditions ut
the stomach aud iutrstinrs very quickly.
As last resort give BarnrN's Com
pnnud a trial. i. ". ThurSt"n'S drug
store.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19

When Won see the name Rydale IN al
advertisement or on a remedy 1t Is
sure sign that the remedy advertised is
compounded from the prescription OF IA
specialist. A specialist in certain dis
ease knows more about, and is better
fitted to treat that disease than anyone
else. aud that il the reason why the KY
dale Remedies never fail to relieve and
so often cure the troubles for which they
are recommended. Rydale'S Stomach
Tablets, for Indigestion and Dyspepsia;
Rvdale's Liver Tablets for Liver and
Bowels; Rydale's Tonic, for a system
builder and sure cure for ChillS and
Malaria; and Rydale's Cough Elixir, Tor
all ordinary Coughs aud bronchial
troubles, are four prescriptions OF the
best specialists and will do all that med
icine can do. j. w. Thurstou's drug
store.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
sxs,,matie AhhreNi.tion.


There's the LATEST man who ever
signed. hotel register" remarked the
hotel clerk.
Hes drummer. and his name Is
SAMUEL Parker Sedgewick Elliott Ten
years ago he used 20 sign his full maine
IN a very deliberate and careful man
ner. using considerable flourish. Then
he began Ia abhrcviate II slightly. like
this;
samuel 2. =. Elliott
Then I noticed on the register
SAINT T. :. Elliott
The following trip disclosed fur
Their slight rllsinn. =. T. 5 Elliott
Coming Ia one night rather late. he
took the prorercd pen aud wrote sam
Elliott
"On his arrival here last week saw
he had the habit incurably. Here is
what he scrawled: $. Eliot
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
Coin of the Realm.

During civil war times Gilman Fay.
a local character known by all rs Gil,
went to the general store in Fayville,
Mass, kept at that time by Colonel
Dexter Fay, to make his purchases.
The amount was Is cents, and Fay ten
dered the clerk dollar bill Change
being scarce in the store, as was often
the case during those strenuous times.
the clerk passed him some slips OF pa
per with figures on them to equal the
amount of change due. Gil looked at
the change and then at the clerk and
slowly said. whats all this?"
why, that is what we are giving for
change now. When you get dol
lars worth we will redeem them" re-
piled the clerk, and Gil went out.
A day or two later Gil went to the
store again for some tobacco. The
clerk passed out the plug, and Gil put
his hand in his pocket and pulled out
a handful of pumpkin seeds and hand
ed them to the clerk, saying:
These are what | am using for
change now. When you get dollars
worth | will redeem them"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19

One OF the best formulas known fo,
external use can be made by combina
ton OF Kerosene Oil, Spirits Turpentine
Origannm, Ether and Ammonia. Whe,
these different oils are made Into al,
emulsion it is the most penetrating OF
all liniments. Elliott's Emulsitied Oil
Linlment is made from the above fol.
mula and is put up in half pint bottle.
IN yellow package and sells for 25c. a
bottle. Sold under guarantee. j. W
Thurston's drug store.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
Y,M,C, AS NEW MOVE
Industrial Department to Work
With Immigrants.
20 PROSECUTING TO BE DONE
Association Agents Will Get In Touch
With Incoming Millions at EN-
barkation Points-Social Problems to
Receive First Consideration.

Under the auspices of the industrial
department of the International Young
Mems Crstan association a syStcmat-
ic scheme for work among the newly
landed immigrants and foreign speak.
ing population has been laid out. The
movement signaliZes new departure
in the work of the association.
Leaders In the work of the associa.
ton have long been impressed with the
Importance of the foreign born work
man as factor in the Industrial life
of the community, and 1t was a desire
to do something to better his condition
socially and economically as well as
spiritually, that led to the Inauguration
OF this enterprise. The plan and pur.
poses of the undertaking are described
In an article in Charities, which SAYS:
Under normal industrial conditions
Immigrants from southeastern Europe
form from 30 to so per cent of employ
ees in many mines, quarries, steel and
Iron mills, furnaces, coke ovens, ce.
ment works, etc. This shows how de
pendent we are upon the "foreigner."
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
Thinks 1t Saved his Life.

Lester NJ. Nelson, of Naples, Maine,
says in recent letter: 81 have used DR..
Kings New Discovery many years, for
coughs and colds, and / think it saved
my life. ! have found it reliable rem
edy for throat and lung complaints, aud
would no more be without bottle than
would be without food" For nearly
forty years New Discovery has stood at
the head of throat and lung remedies.
AS preventive of pneumonia, and heal
err of weak lungs it has no equal. Sold
under guarantee at j. w. Thurston's
tie free:
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
All Sorts.
A,,rartions Of a Pastoral LIE.

A philanthropist sent child from
Die New York slums TO the country To
this child. raised among Stun horrors.
all the beauty and poetry Of pastoral
life was offered One day the man
went TO see the little girl He took her
on his knee, glanced with Appreciation
about the quaint old farm kitchen and
said:
And do you find the country very
beautiful. my dearG"
"Oh, beautiful" the youngster an-
swered.
And what have you seen during the
weeks sojourn here:"
1--WE seen eighty turkeys KILLED
and u mans nose broken Ia u pumpkin
rattle"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19

M. T.. L. Marks Who conducts a gen
eral merchandise business at Pope, Va
writes: had ehills last June aud got
Down ia very bad shaI-. NV system
Sas 80 completely run down that | wSs
scarcely able To attend to any work. ]
took , bottles of Rydales Tonic and
felt like a new man before ] had finished
taking it. 1t did me more good than
ANYTHING ever found and my health
Aas good all last summer. j. W. Thurs
tons drug store.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19

The librarian Of the University Of
Wyoming at Laramie is DR.. Grace
R. 'Hebard, a lawyer by education and
doctor of philosophy. She Is also an
authoress, having written, among 9th
err things, volume on The History
of Wyoming" DR.. Hebard and DR..
Agnes Wergeland. member Of the
faculty of the university. have coy
home In Laramie. which they call Doc
tors Inn. A stranger called at Doc
tors Inn to see DR.. Hebard concerning
the third edition Of her book on Wyo-
ming. Ringing the bell, he was met at
the door by the doctor herself.
Il wish to see DR.. Hebard."
II am She"
"Dr. G. r. Hebard, the author Of
The History Of WyomingT"
1.-THE same"
But | expected to find a man."
"And why?" the doctor asked.
"Never heard of q woman, and a
young woman, being called doctor,
and it takes my breath away"
He recovered sufficiently, however,
| to transact the business satisfactorily.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
Johns Memory.

\ perspiring man. laden with bun
dies, hustled into railway station.
upset a small boy. carried away half II
yard of tlounce from the skirt Of Il
lady and finally stopped. painting aud
exhausted, beside a small woman sit
ting TRANQUILITY In the waiting room.
john
There. now, know what you are
going to say. Jane-that same old ques-
ton. My dear. | forgot nothing.
But. john
mo. did not forget TO buy the
fruit or the towels or the seven aud
three-quarter yards of cambria or the
spool of silk. There you are the
whole list; not a thing missing"
His wife smiled up into the trium-
plant face and said, Yes. dear, but
in which shop did you leave your hatF
And then the train came in.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
The Only Way He Could Help.

Justice Matthews. while presiding
over the supreme court at Washington,
took the several justices OF the court
for run down Chesapeake bay. a
stiff wind sprang up. and Justice Gray
was getting decidedly the worst OF 1t.
AS he leaned over the rail in great dis
tress Chief Justice Matthews touched
him on the shoulder and said In tone
of deepest sympathy, is there any.
thing can do for you Cray
"No. thank you" returned the sick
justice. unless your honor can over.
rule this motion. Ladies Home Jour.
nal
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
a S afe Investment

Trustees, Guardians, Widows and 9TH
ers who have funds to invest aud who
are looking for a safe depository for their
money and one which will yield fair
return, should write to the Hyde Park
Savings Bank. This bank pays 4 per
cent interest, compounded semi-annually,
and pays taxes For information on
any point, address c. 5. Page, President,
or F. NJ. Culver, Treasurer.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19

Free to al subscribers of this paper,
Every reader of this paper who has any
trouila with either Stomach or Liver
can get free sample of Rylae's Stom-
ach Tablets or Rydale's Liver Tablets
or both if needed 10y writing to Rydale
R"med, Co Newport News, Va. These
two remedies are not cure alIs, one is tor
stomach troubles only, the other solely
for | liver aud Bowel troubles Guaran-
teed 10y j. W. Thursron's Drug store.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
A Grand Family Medicine

ut gives ne pleasure to speak good
word for Electric Bitters," writes Mr..
Frank Conlan of No. 43j Houston ST.,
New York. Its grand family medi-
cine for dyspepsia and liver complica-
tons; while for lame back and weak
kidneys it cannot be too highly recon-
mended." Electric Bitters regulate the
digestive functions, purify the blood,
and impart renewed vigor and vitality
to the weak and debilitated of both
sexes. Sold under guarantee at j. W.
Thnrston's drug store. soc.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
Banking by M all.

Banking by mail has always been a
apecialty with the HIDE Park Savings
Bank. 1t is not only easy but perfectly
safe. Money may be sent at the Bank S
risk by Postal Money Order, Express
Money Order, Or Check. For particulars
regarding any point, address c. S. Page.
President, or F, NJ. Culver, Treasurer.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
q Chance for Boys To Make a
Dollar.

We want all the bones We can get.
Can use heads. hoofs, hons-anything
in the line Of honeS-if only dry. We
will pay zoe per hundred pounds for
thoroughly dry boneS-we eau pay even
more if strictly clean, hard, fresh, dry,
boiled butchers boueS-aud pay freights
from your station If shipped in lots oi
200 pounds or more. Ship in barrels
or cheap sacks.
&. ). Page, Hyde Park, Vt.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
The Exception.

Two old negroes. gazing at many
colored circus poster, were comparing
the merits Of the old time circus with
those of the up to date performance
Der am no argument necessary
said Rastus emphatically. 1T have
been 'knowledged dat de John Robin
son circus am de best in de world"
What TO you talk like dat, man."
Jackson replied. Der am only one cir,
Gus WORT mentioning, and dat am de
Baruum Il Bailey greatest show on
earth. Look at de picture, man! See
where 1t say greatest show Oh
earthY"
''Shore All sees dat, but you neglect t.
look in de far corner where it say
sOmethin' else"
What else it sayT"
1T say, greatest show on earth
SEPT |, 'cept one-an' dat one am
de John Robinson circus" 80 Lippin
colts.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
Priest and Parishioner.

There was a priest who had among
his parishioners an freshman who, with
lot of others, was digging ditch I'M
der an Italian boss The priest thought
he would get rise out of his parish
Toner as he met him going to work.
Good morning, Pat"
"Mornin', father"
How do you like your 'gnny' boss,
PATTI"
"Oh, all right, father. How do you
like yoursT
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
A Market For Your Hides, Tai
low And Bones,

Almost everybody knows that the
place 10 send Beef Hides, Horse Hides,
Calfskins, Sheep Pelts, Tal!ow aud Bones
is to G. 5. Page, Hyde Park, Vermont,
who pays highest prices; RENTS the day
following the arrival of goods at Hyde
Park pays the freight on shipments Of
200 pounds or more, aud keeps his Gus
toners at all times posted as to market
values.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19

Many years ago an admlrer OF Edgar
Allan Poe boarded the stage TO drive TO
Fordhan. then suburb OF New York
city. where. in a small cOttage, Poe
wrote many of his famous tales.
why are you so anxious 10 go TO
FordhamT asked the stage driver.
Because Poe lived there"
Poe wouldn't ha' been much thought
Of II he'd only lived at Fordham. II
wasn't on that account he's famous. II
was on account of them there PONIES
and tales"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
Knew His Father.

"Elnuthan.' asked the teacher of
boy at school. IF your father borrowed
from you 500 ana should agree to pay
you at the rate OF $40 per week. how
much would he owe you at the end Of
seven wetks?"
"One hundred dollars" sail the boy.
I'm afraid you don't know your
arithmetic, said the teacher
Well" said the boy, Il may not
know my arithmetic, but know my
father"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
THE ETERNAL CIRCLE.

THE ETERNAL CIRCLE.
II this great world ot JOY ana pam
Revolve in one sure track.
If freedom. set. Will rise again
And virtue. tinwn. come buck.
Woe to the purblind crew who III
The heart with each days care
Nor gain from past or future skill
To bear and TO fOrbear!
w ordsworth
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
Tried to Make Good.

whats become oh dat little chame,
leon Mandy hadY" inquired Rufus.
"Oh, de fool chile done lost him." re-
piled Zeke. "She wuz playin' wifi him
one day, putin him on red to see him
turn red and on blue to see him turn
blue an on green to see him turn green.
an so on; den de fool gal. not satisfied
wifi lettin' well enough alone. went an
put him on plaid, an de poor little
thing went an bust himself tryin' to
make good" Every body's.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-06-19
"Do 1t Now!"

"Do 1t Now!"
DO 1t now. What? Anything that
needs doing in the poultry yard or for
the chicks.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
GOVERNMENT l0PlACE NATIONAL F0REST-ieA "A
RECEIPTS IN WESTERN REPOSITORIES

lflfth district, including California
and southwestern Nevada.
First National Bank Portland.
Oregon, headquarters OF sixth distrlc.
inalu.ling Washington. Oregon,
small part of northern California
and Alaska
irlhe estimated receipts for the
National Forests for the presen,
fiscal year will be approximately $2,-
OOO,CO0, making the receipts from
ea"h of the six districts range from
1915 900 to s35O.O0O The depositories
will receive all remittances due the
government fer use of the National
Forests after December l. and de-
-posit thun to the credit OF the
! Treasurer of the United States. Ac-
cording to the plan which has been
9uDrcvcd by the officials of the
United States Treasury. the Forest
Service and the officers Of the var
ious depositories. when timber
sa'e. stock grazing or special use
Ispplicat!on Is male. the forest su-
pervisor will fill out letter Or
ltrarsmittal in dup''Nate and tell mo
applicant to remit the amount d.
rectly to the national bank which Ia
the depositHrv for the district. Re-
mittances will he In the form OF
IA national bank draft, express or
nost Office money order. and will
I've payable tn tho bank. sinn4 forest
SUPERVISORS are not allowed To re-
ceive morev. The letter nj trans
initial Is virtually deposit cliD IN
'0ocompanv the remittance. The du-
plicate cory goes to the district
fiscal agent. All remittances wiz he
ageemt'ed and cheotel IN ~ mo
end Of och dav. . sinole Nartificat,
of dero-It r"adal lni't ~ fse ba,ok
"ri mailed IN the Secretprv of the
Treaslitv. This sithhra Y 1hS3 wIich
has r37"ir01 mouths for tfey Trorr.
urT odic'als ond NFirors of Met Fnr-
Get sorvioo ltn "nvfelnt .&i-inne awhst,s,
wa oy'>ad'te oD',ttnass hnih!neot sfH,s
rsaT, Of hi, Nsttclill royogfa W ddd
'or +he f"rrc ~ the oair%ISfntes1S
district f9rPftarg srd an theI ssy.ra
time win jmakeujt consolidating The
government 10 dAnosit 'Ne NSf'dnnl
Forest reHfnts IN western banks
and holm thu circulation IN th,t
narticu'ar section of tho country
where 1t is originally spent.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24

Washington. Nov. 25-The names
OF six government repositories
which are. to handle the receipts
of the United States Forest Service,
after December /, wnen its onyani
zation for the administration of the
National Forests will be removed
from washington TO six field dis.
tricts in the west, have just been
announced. I Lie aaa
The DESIGNATION of western banks
to handle the moneys received from
timber sales. permits = for stock
grazing anded for special uses OF
varicrs resources in theio National
Forests is an innovation which will
mean tiat al the receipts CT TIC
Forest Service in the future will,
n deposibed tor Tho bnredit of tho
Tresrurastoefthe United Stptes, anH
made ptaiiablsgdor circulation In
the rari"fs the lrbuHtrv from which
" Is derived within the limits Of
the amounts allowed Bv law for GOV
hwnmAr4 de1hs'ts. INSTEAD of hoing
for&aid1T to .the Treasurer at Wash
irg'on The bHnks which have been
named and which have az consented
to serve the Government are locate'
in tho district headquarters OF the
Forest service at Denver, OGDEN
Alhunneroue. ,Missoula Porllqud
ar1 San Francisco They are as fol-
lows:
Western Montana National Rank
Missor'n, Montana Headnuarters &C
&C. ''-'o'ot, i~"'udin@ rortheaet''-
Waeh'r@ton northern IdahH north
crn WyNm'rIy. and northwee tern
Snrth Dakota.
neurer Nationa' Pqnk. Denver
Colorf1o. H7ndauarters of second
district. irtsluding Colorado, south
ern Wvomlu". South Dnko,a. north
~ stern Minnesota, Nebraska. iw2ster,
Kansas. southeastern Utaa,! % lp"
F'irlt National Batly. A'buo@lr-
ono, New Wexico, headquarters OF
third Dietrich tnrluding Ariyona
Arkapsas, New Mexico and okla
homao. ,adl hne .w % 5oos
First National Bank. at Oglen.
Utah. h'ihoad1uarters of fourth district.
Utah, southern Idaho.
estern Wyoming. eastern Nevada,
and northwestern Arizona.
First National Pank. San Fran
cisco, California, headquarters for
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-11-24
TAKING A CHANCE

Theodore Burton has decided that
he does not want to take the chance
of another defeat which will bring
him into the limelight so prominent
Iy as being a contestant for 'Uncle
Joe" Cannon's place as speaker of
tbe house. He prefers rather to drop
back and take a hand in the Ohio
fight for the senatorship, probably
thinking that with the open field
which is now presented he will stand
tome chance of election, while with
the square away fight in the house, 1t
would be impossible for him to win
out against Cannon, the man who
has the house leaders back of his
candidacy. Burton probably remem-
hers the fight he had in Cleveland
when he tried to oust Tom L. John
son from the mayors office and he
does not like the idea of eating crow,
especially when there is a chance for
Il being dished up by a man like
Zoe Cannon.
1t Is doubtful whether Burton will
stand much more OF show in the
Eight for the Ohio senatorship than
he would in the contest for the
speakership. There Is an impression
that the senatorshbp has all been
liked up so far as the incoming ad-
minktration Is concerned, and that
Charles p. Taft is the man who has
been selected for the job, il his broth
er can pull enough wires to land him
IN the place. The fight 10 all appear
anoes now lies between Charles p.
Taft and Senator Joseph b. Foraker.
Foraker has his friends and they are
pledged TO stay by him until the last
ditch Is reached. The incoming adj
Pinistratlon forces will be lined up
Tor the president ; brother. or course
there fs chance FOR these two FAC
tions, becoming so badly tangled that
neither Taft or Foraker will be able
10 land the coveted place and II they
DO, then there will be some chance
tor an outside man, like Theodore
Burton to slip in and knock ale per-
slmmon.
Z Then, too, Burton may be laying
his ropes a little further ahead than
the present fight II he goes into the
present senatorial contest with vigor
and makes a good showing, he Will
come up as a strong contestant for
Senator Dicks seat. II Foraker Is
eliminated this year and Charles p
Taft is successful, then those two
nen win be out OF consideration when
Dicks successor is to be elected. Dick
Eias put himself out of the race and
although his time Will not expire un-
VI March 4, 1871. he has never been
seriously considered as his own sue