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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-01-22
'Mongst Pleasant Persons


An Ant Ar1it~r.t,c.,. Arteu. Ala.
Aurnstus Xnasrso.,.. A.st Asn,.
anxiousiy awaites An Susnstnrn arrivaI
at uncover Aunt Abbie annually
$3.50 Aukustus. and Augustus always
aecSptsd: ana autumn after autumn.
Auguslns syrived and anxiously
Abbie answered, AYE Augustus, ap-
apple. and Aunt Aunt Abbies ss asked Angus Aus
t tus asslstance about arranging as
teIs. AugMstus assisted Aunt Apple
appreciated Augustus's amiable acts.
rsnged. Augustus asked Aunt Abbie
ate and attainabie.
drew Arnold ardsnsbby admi aed a An
Aayustus's absorbed attention amused
Anarew.
augustus accompanied Andrew
lecture. and Andrew accom%odatinsiy
As afternoon advanced, Augustus
and Andrew and Augustus's appear
ABOUT Augustus.s absence.
Aunt Abbie's attention, and Aunt Alb
amnsements. Augustus,s animated &C
sustas's anxiously ask esg ABOUT as accom-
panying Andrsw Arnold around Apd-
over anotner afternoon. Aunt Aobie
snianiy ashskeanted. ,... A., -
ranged anappetizing array. Angus
tus's appetite appeased. Aunt Abbie
Augustus asiisiy ascendsd.
Aunt Abble and Ann awoke; ana Au-
pGar00. AFTER Aunt ADDfe. AuKuSIu8
and Ann ate; admirlng all Aunt Abbie,s
arrangements assisting Aunt Abbie
noon ANDREW ah Arnoid an wa' additionai
Matte Cloud Wood.
who had to be sent. very charitahly
oRse ws cut o Of be Mens boseiial IN
which the city might freely treat MN nm,
IS was reported by The Advertiser yes
terday mornins. ts really more pitia-
count Of the tramp, said e person IN
terested IN the establishment OF pup-
lie hospital IN montgomery. -.
pital wards in Montgomery; everybody
knoWs that the private nosp pmitsr,, oo
can do very little. They were not
made toIdo more for the public: Tne
5h tRss anat VIII Who @So aFGne
yet have to enjoy the luxury Of pain
naaiady, Is . real charity hospital, or.
II believe that the completion OF the
have every reason to believe they
will soon be finish ed-will mark one
ever. taken towards greatness. We
must rememper tnaL NOT rev OF ths
a
ely out Of n agl1 nay Pc u .ay 70
h1,re a. s2c,x ~ oth eTu,isa ,nvsitdef
we abaII have IN make place for
them a. temporary public wards as
well as afford homes for them in their
roles as wage-earners and town
makers"
,qnny nov a. slang a phrase itb hts Wiz III
run run through 4 diamond ring. "other
gay was az Pollce Heeadanart; Ter , Mnen
ms MAJ X a IraIe ~ i've one Von Know. #
i,st n,re o nrcb az nIumbers
was gusI ieau pLPe' s Tuch az Piunio
use on connsctions: Inc Hlh1 ~
sno nMh neSriy eNsryoooS III
saac .;rhat fal,ow had a lead Mn, .
,.,1 nat dsii9w naa goste IN aWa az
H%sar th eui LEAD h e carried must ,
S s,eSszt ~ ~ e,ety o ny Tha nther
! vas informed lad Ten Years
= was ALAC, AtSNl % 49, . -
b bsOlSs Deh ,asd hsna cincb' and
ca 49,: .u,a 80 ,,astardov that III . 1it
+,a fasiyo, soi Hyt IN ibe nine still had his
cinch and was stilf flee as a bird.
Dut ne ,ii bevn .daad zine" 40 an
Sitee 10 "'' ''"'
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nr WI. a, S,,t ~ has hear mr.
MontgomsIy, put why nes
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-01-22
Think. 1t Is a Good law.

The law prohibiting the carrying OF
pistols having barrels less than twsn at
-. JrIiv /. 1908. We believe this law
win have the effect Of causing grest
MANY who now habieaally carry pistols
10 discontinue the practice. -.
II the practice could be oroksn w
there would be less murderers TO Try
by the courts.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-01-22
u...A rrouuawe and Cheap FreAgh
Rates,
why Not Try Boston.

An Alabanla negro has been assignee
10 the indian agency at Muskogee. OK.
ana there is all kinds of trouble among
the white clerks in the. agency. WneI
a pity the Government does noL co III ~
land Svghere the colored man ana orotn-
er is an object Of so-much tender So
licitude.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-01-22
What the State Papers
Are Saying and Doing

what the IdIe May Expect.
Great things are promised by God 20
the man who helps himself, but TO
warm reception on the other size OF
the river. Z
The Ola Mans Return.
Tuscumbia Acknowledgements -
on a little vacation, but he has return
ed and the spring of 1908 bids fair 70
he one Of the most prosperous In the
history Of our great country
o,d bachelors, Take Notice.
with Leap Year privileges 70 the Wos
men and with a slump in the diamona
market at the same time. It does Iook
as n some hitherto hopeless old bach"
elors might show signs OF oispOsiT
tion to take notice.
Moving to the Farms.
A great many negroes are moving
from, the mining section of Alabama
10 the farms in Morgan. Limestone ana
Madison counties. Tney say az
mines.
After the French Fashion
~ snnears that pistols and cofflnss
,or +vvoS are not to be needed after all
n the St Paui-Caffery "affair" in Lou
isiana. Being in a semi French state,
a. encounter would doubtless have
been bloodless. even IL the TWO hao
met
Much Tonnage and Cheap FreAent
Rates.
Hefin New Era. ~, -
ram he fhe second city in the South
n Si Uo:p S No doubt It will. as the
Sraieft tonnage of that district alone
is more than that of the entire sta'e
of Georgia
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-01-22

m q Noble. Circulation Manager of The
1Eontgomsry Advertiser. being duly sTe1n
emyss
me foregoing statement Of The Advert
esfts cfrcuIaticn for the month Of pecemeer.
1907 10 true and correct. and complied AFTER
All returns from news boys. news agentGs
eoaiied and leftover copies have been de-
&,rrted T. 8. NOBLE,
Circulation Manager.
worn 20 and subscribed before me this
sh sw q january. 1905.
Notary Public
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-01-22

Mr.. H. Burgin Fuller. formerly G
Montgomery, but who has been 70
the past two years, located in Raw
hide, Nevada, returned home yesterda,
and will remain here temporarily. M
Fuller is well known here. being a so
of Hon. J. B. Fuller, and mas sper
the greater part of his life in Mont
gomery. He has many friends her
who will welcome his return II only fo
O brief period.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
POTATO ScAB.
Some Suggestions for the Treatment
Of the Disease.

The true potato scab is a skin dis.
ease. and develops from a germ. A
picture Of scabby seed is shown. There
will be no scab on the crop unless
these germs are either in the soil
when the crop is planted or on the
seed. Prevention therefore depends
upon two things. We should avoid
planting in soil where the germs are
found. If this is impossible we should
handle the soil so that the germs
will not be active. 1t seems to be
settled that sulphur acts to destroy
the germs. Some potato growers in
places where scab is bad put sulphur
in the hill or drlll. When potato
planters are used the sulphur is mixed
in the hopper and dropped with the
seed into the furrow. 1t helps destroy
the scab and prevents the seed pieces
from rotting, especially in a damp
season. The scab germs develop best
in an alkaline soil. Lime, wood ashes
and manure are all alkaline, and will
usually cause trouble when the soil
Is known to be well supplied with the
germs. When a green crop is plowed
under the soil is soured more or less,
and this condition is best for scabby
ground or seed. We have known farms
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
NOT HIS FAULT.

Once there was young girl with
barrels of money.
And not knowing what to do with
It, she consulted a wise man. He
lived all alone in tent he had built
for the purpose, leading a simple life
When the young girls case was pre-
sented to him, he said: There are
three things that you can do:
First, you can be an old maid and
devote yourself to charity.
Second, marry the man of your
heart.
Third, marry a nobleman."
SO the young girl went away and
pondered, and while she was ponder
ing a nice young fellow came along
He was poor but handsome, with
broad shoulders and so forth, and she
fell in love with him and married him.
But after they had been married a
little while, he grew suddenly extrava-
CANT, and would probably have squan.
dered all her money had he not been
killed by dissipation.
Then the young girl married noble.
man. And after they had been liv-
ing together for several years. he, as
is the nature of all true noblemen,
began to abuse her. At last, not be-
ing able to stand 1t any longer, she
secured permanent divorce.
Then she went back to the wise
man.
''Oh, wise man." she said, "your ad-
vice has been very disastrous. What
have you to say for yourself?"
ut was your fault" said the wise
man. because you didn't follow it."
What do you mean? L"
Then the wise man laughed heart.
lily. Don't you see," he replied,
now that 1t is too late, that you be.
gan on the wrong end first ?"-Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
A Great Eavorlte.

Farmer Bentover-I understand that
Neighbor Stackpole's nephew, that's
here from the city, is a wonderful en-.
tertainin' young Teller?
Farmer Hornbeak-That pears to
be the general impression. 1t seems
that one time when he was sick he
had his tonsils cut out, or suthin' Of
the sort, and now when he sings you
can't tell 1t from photograph. scrap
ms and all. They just have him on
the go the hull time from one church
festival to another, and from socia-
BILE to party. till it's said he's most
worn out by the continual round Of
dissipation not TO mention riotous
livin'-Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
Giving Himself Away.

She never knew he was only a
waiter, for he had basely told her he
was a gentleman of Independent
means. One hot day they were sit
ting in Hyde Park. He felt very
drowsy; she felt very loving.
John" she whispered, "do you love
me?"
"Eh? What?" opening his eyes.
Love you? or course do. darling"
and again his eyes closed.
How much?" she asked; and he
dreamily said:
"Roas' beef, shilling, sir; taters, tup-
pence; cabbage, tuppence, sir; bread,
penny; half-stout, tuppence; one an
ten, please, sir."-Royal Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
The Reason.

Man." didactically began Prof.
Broadhead, SIS the only animal that
laughs"
"Eh-yah!" broke in the Venerable
Crouch. "And that's b'cuz he is the
only animal that owes money to an
other animal and is therefore obliged
TO laugh whenever the latter animal
gets off his favorite funny story
Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06

Mrs. Bronson-You appear pleased
my dear?
Mrs. Woodson-Indeed, l am. You
know while was away Henry went
fishing and the neighbors said he came
home with a beautiful skate"
Mrs. Bronson-And is that why you
are so pleased?
Mrs. Woodson-Certainly, my dear.
looked in the encyclopedia and found
out that skate" is a large fish.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06

writes correspondent of Prairie
Farmer. The cover is fastened with
a single clinched brad or shingle nail,
so 1t will swing. 1t is quickly and
easily made and only the part pro.
tecting the name need be smooth.
The name may be written in
pencil or the printed name from the
seed envelope may be glued on. The
markers may be used many seasons,
gluing fresh names over, or erasing
and rewriting.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06

predatory
of his
The ameer auocac has
by his
4ooooo population born fighter and about all
life
The Kentucky
The a bad OF
hfc
consider
try who rushed into the
coming illustrates this trait The ordered him
watch for them
hold out longer he dropped upon the
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
Publicity.

I'VE don't hear so much about graft
In public matters as We did" re-
marked the citizen. II regard that as
a very favorable condition"
1T is favorable condition." re-
piled Senator Wadd. Those matters
were becoming altogether too public
for a spell.-Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
AMEER OF AFGHANISTAN

Habbullah Khan, ameer OF Afghanistan, "Be
loved OF God" Lamp of the Congregation,
Light of the Faith and Seeker After Gods
Help" is waging an official war against British
India He has not declared war yet but he has
allowed 10000 of his soldiers to invade India and
attack the frontier guards The first result OF this
indscreet act will probably be the withdrawal
of the subsidy OF 100000 year he has been
drawing from the British government; the sec
ond sound thrashing and the third may be the
withdrawal of the title, "Your Majesty" con-
ferred upon him by King Edward when the ameer
visited India lately.
He was invited to India in the hope that the
sight of an Asiatic nation OF 300, 900 people
prosperlng and peaceable under British rule would
reduce his bumptiousness, for he had begun to
entertain the idea that his capital Kabul, was the
center OF the universe The sight of the riches
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
REAL RULER OF IRELAND

Cardinal Michael Logue, archbishop of Ar
magh and primate Of all Ireland, the man who is
regarded by ALL even the British government as
the real ruler of Ireland" quite appropriately took
a leading part in the centennial celebration of the
archdiocese OF New York. Not only is he fellow
countryman Of the majority OF the people Of the
diocese, but he is the direct ecclesiastical descend
ant of st. Patrick, who was the first bishop OF
Armagh; the Armagh cathedral like that of New
York. is named after that saint, and Armagh is
Archbishop Farley's home county.
Cardinal Logue is possessed of the truest sort
OF patriotism, patriotism that urged him in the
first speech he ever delivered in America-for this
is his first visit to this country-to urge his hear
ers never to forget the old sod, but not to allow
their love for their native land of their fathers to
render them less devoted citizens OF the land of
their adoption, where no man could say that he
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
Cuttinu Out Losses.

rs bridge still popular, Mrs.
Gambler"
Eyes, Mr.. Thrifty. 1t is with mel
play every evening""
For stakes?"
For high stakes"
1T must be an expensive pleasure"
mo, one evening | win and the next
time / lose"
We'll, why don't you play every
other EVENING""
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
Swiss Chard.

In many gardens beets are sown
thickly so as to supply greens" That
does very we'll. but there is a better
way to supply the desired potherb.
Swiss Chard is variety of beet which
produces a large top, but has small
root. II will supply a much greater
bulk OF leaves than common beets do
and OF a better quality, too.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06

n
Cardinal Logue whom the British
halfway
adopted by the national convention The opposition of Timothy
William oBien
the
would
deceive his ministry
Dublin and the bishops Kildare and Limerick Joined
denunciauon and the killed
he
coadjutor
Of crate no Of
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT
a RISING CONGRESSMAN

John Joseph Fitzgerald, or "Fftzie," as he is
known among those who enjoy his friendship. is
one congressman who is making name for him
self in the present alleged do nothing" session.
John Joseph is member of the minority and a
loyal follower of John Sharp Williams, hence he is
in his element in these closing days of the SEES
sion, when John Sharp is making campaign mate
rial for the Democracy.
John Joseph is gradually but surely, working
his way to leadership on the Democratic side.
While Congressman De Almond OF Missouri is
the upon whom will descend the mantle Of
John Sharp Williams when the latter goes to
take the senate seat to which the Mississippi
Democrats elected him last fall the Democracy
will want one or two others to bear the brunt OF
battle on the floor. Fitzgerald appears to be sure
of being one Of these.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
The Modern Education.

II should never have thought that
studying would have cost SO much
money"
Yes, father; and II you only knew
how little have udied."-Judga
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
A Peacemaker.

You're liar!" exclaimed the first
man.
You're another!" retorted number
two.
Calm yourselves. gentlemen" inter-
posed the peacemaker. 1T is quite
possible that you are both right"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
A DURABLE PLANT LABEL.
One Which viii Withstand the Action
Of the Elements.

A necessity In gardening is a plant
label and the best one have found Is
made from sections of lath as shown
in the accompanying Illustration,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
Just In lime.

Policeman just called to say that
your dog license had expired.
Mrs. Sniff-So has the dog. He died
this morning.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
Nothlnq New.

Miss Passay-This is my twenty
third birthday.
Miss Pert-What?
Miss Passay-I say this is my TWEEN
ty-third birthday. Didn't you know
Il?
Miss Pert-Well, / declare / didn't.
1t has aged terribly since first saw
IL.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06

without
He has tact originality and determination
himself
Martin the
Belew
the and
Glyn. Billie Burke
OF the growth OF society
N the of private homes
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
SON TO RIVAL KING EDWARD

Mrs Bradley Martin is in the melight once
more, not as giving ball that cost more than
any other ball ever given in America or as man.
aging mamma marrying her daughter to a foreign
earl, but as the mother OF the directorgeneral
OF New York society, the man who has extended
its bounds to include 1000 of the elite instead of
the original iO0-Frederck Townsend Martin.
better known among his intimates as Bachelor
Martin, he being single man.
The passing of Ward McAllister and the panic
left New York society demorallzed, and II was
Bachelor Martin who pulled 1t through the past
season. Now he is going to England to plan enter.
tainments for his sister, the countess of Craven,
TO devise novelties toegiye a fllip to the faded
appetites OF English society II is no light under.
taking to go into exclusive English society in the
role OF professional entertainer so much different
nrn ihnir tnctnc frnrn nrrn h,,L IL. -.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06


haitian college, with the bachelor Then
when 81 before Brooklyn
1900 when W. time
York district the Ffxh 1898 when
big majorites.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06

Master-You want large wages for
a boy who's had no experience.
Boy-Well, amt 1t harder for me
when | don't know how?"-London
Opinion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06
[FKss. a. <kEs2D zxsAlz.l,
STILES
TWO MILES A MINUTE.


Twomilesaminute,
Geehowwenyl
Swiftasameteor
Streakingthesky.
Whatisthatblur?
Onlythetrees.
Lookatthemwave-
Mywhatabreezel
Ahonkandarush.
Afiashandasmell-
Whatdidwehlt?
Didsomebodyyell2
AJarandascream-
Observation-Disclosures.
Notellingnow,
Keeptothecourse.
Leonard H. Robbins, In Jersey Jlngles
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-06

DO you think your father would
hurt me II / was to ask him for your"
Hardly. But there's no telling
what he will do II you don't say some.
thing pretty soon!"
New-York tribune., 1908-02-20
GWYNNE HEIRS SUED.
Creditors of Mrs. TandcrbHt's S
Ncphe7C Bring 1ctiOn.

The trial of suit brought in behalf of the cred
itors of Edward Erskine Gwynne who is nephew
of Mrs Cornelius Vanderbilt. to set aside deed.
executed by Mr.. Gwynne TO his mother May 4.
1904 of the property at No East Seth street was
begun Yesterday before Justice Dayton, the SII-
preme Court. Samuel Riker, jr, the trustee in
the bankruptcy of Mr.. Gwynne, alleges that the
deed was made to avoid payment of certain debts.
The defendants in the Mrs. Helen Steele
Gwynne. the widow of Edward Erskine Gwynne.
her father Franklin Steele administrator of the
Ciwynne estate and of the estate of his mother,
Mrs. Louisa Gwynne and Alice. Erskine and Ed
ward CIaypool Ciwynne. Mr.. Gwynne's three minor
children. who represented by Francis Turner
their guardian.
The principal creditor is Leopold Grinberg the
assignee of d Partisan money lender who obtained
twoN judgments in the Nassau County Court in
1901. amounting s47,9u and the other TO
$.1S3. Both amounts represented drafts that had
been cashed. After the judgments had been OBJ
tanned Mr.. Gwynne examined in supplementary
proceedings and testified that he had transferred
S6th house his mother in consideration
of money advanced to him by her. He also said
that he had not received anything under the will of
his aunts husband Cornelius Vanderbilt His only
year from his mother. Gwynne filed a petition
IN bankruptcy in 1902 setting forth that his debts
amounted TO $1,000.
New-York tribune., 1908-02-20
A CALL TO THE WOODS.
AQUATIC SPORTS RULE.
Motor Boat and Sportsmans Sho1o
Opens Tonight at Garden.

The annual Motor Boat and sportsman oho"
opens tonight for fifteen days stay IN Mauisoi
Square 1t is the fourteenth renewal OF the
show, and like its predecessors 1t inculcates oe-
sire for outdoor life and return to nature for our
recreations More than hundred and twenty
five guides from hunting grounds Will be al the
exhibition.
This year. for the first time in years
aquatic sports to be feature OF the snow"
Daniels the worlds champion. is to swim nun
dred yards tonight against his clubmate, Irupeh-
bach, of the New York Athletic Club, giving MN
six seconds handicap, In the loo-yard hahui-
cap swim there are twenty-eight entries. emorac-
ing the fastest swimmers in the metropolitan ols-
trict. The New York Athletic Club has ten entries
including Daniels. Goodwin, Trubenbach, South
Rudy. Swan, Spencer. Il. II. Trubenoach' T.
Wenck jr., and Manlin. The Bath Beach SWIM
ming Club has ten entries. namely Jack White
Wfke. Boyle. Martin King. Forbes, James. Hut
linger. Kelly and Muvey. Faure, of the 23d street
branch of the Young Mems Christian Association
is also to compete is Atkinson of the East Slde
Young Mems Christian Association, and Smith. of
the Newark Young Mems Christian Association
Riley, the star swimmer of the West Side Young
Mems Christian Association. has as team mates
Packenham and Friedlander The only unattached
swimmers Harry Judson and Joseph H. Mel
Horse fitting. the newest amusement of water
sports. Will have its first public showing outside OF
private clubhouse swimming pools. The twelve
entries in the tilt the most expert filters among
New York winners. They include Rigby. Currier
King, James. Blamman, Pergamist, Daley, Nc
CahilI and Rottger. of the New York Swimming
Association. and H. G. De Loeselle representing the
sd street Young Mems Christian Association.
The % 0alibre Stevens repeating rifle tourna-
ment for schoolboys, under the auspices of the
Junior Sportsmen's Association. has great entry
list, and Colonel \. B. Thurston, who will referee
the shoot. will find lined up the butts teams
from the New York Military Academy, Cornwall
on-Huds0n; Peekskl Military Academy, St Johns
Military ACADEMY, DR.. Kyles Military Institute
Norris High School, Curtis High School and New
mans School, of HackensaCk. n. j. The Public
School Athletic League has granted a sanction foI
the meet that all boys attending high school
compete.
\ notable entry list has been received from the
anglers tOurnament-n fact. many entries
in hand that the fly casting will be almost a
unuous performance every day from the opening
to the closing of the show.
The home trainer bicycle races. under the au
spices of the Tiger Wheelmen. show entry list
filed to ovePfOwng. The opening nights pro-
Gramme will, therefore include only the trial heats
for the amateur championship.