The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-11-18
DRIFTWooD

 Reuf Is being brought to and fro during his trial in an Iron cage. He that is ever present with the pool When 1t comes to having lives the Emperor and Empress of China have ! the ordinary house cat backed into the wings hollering for help. SpsssRdE Shas Sf asSRs tRs aatfs ayS wa RS .as @ ossifed man? Y.
 They say ,,,,g the .. tsrt, ..i they will revise But the e. 70: P. she just looks wise With smile demurs.
 Biggs-I don't see how that young :. fellow has so much money. He doesn't do thing but go to see the girls. ofF. - Little Bo- Peep
 Has lost her sheep a But doesn't seem to mind 'em. For today she is wiser sts In The Advertiser
 she'il Insert want sd and ind 'snn. <. Maybe the reason some men don't love their neigh bor' as themselves is MotheT--Frsddis. what are ypn go ing to do with that horrid mouse? Freddie-Give 1t to teacher" Mother-why. she won't have it. ' Freddie--Sure. na-she'll jump at 1t. +g + 4,f
 4 Danish expedition has gone to Greenland to teach the EsquiInaux how to fish by modern means.--News Item. This includes a jug of fire. water :, and 2 Msnchausen capacity for iying : 
 Tea drinking in the German army ig to be encouraged in E the future. on a ( possible pos ie that this IS is a sort. sort of fore runner for prohibition in dear old shernany. Why can't these big bugs pull of their weddings on schedule time and quit worrying the country to death Treasury officials say the silver dol lar will go in the South. In fact we have never seen or heard of any place ! campalsn phonograph speeches are now selling as old ipnk.;s ' Tsaay % Is making sI more , of ,,rS roar Oyer,i used ed to Msm make Is being i superseded e to- day by the jam in the subway e "sir. I want to ask for your daugh- My, boy, she is yours----''- What was going to say t. is I want s1sn : to s fr0@ a0r you SSuG on pSpfty a hs Sss just had the temerlty 10 ask for 'Iay hand, taking advantage of me, owing to its being leap year. If marriage is a failure
 Tis something we have missed, So strenuously persist?
 Roosevelt says he doesn't care whs owns The outlook Certainly not, sc ference does it maker
 
 To live in Monteomery on these beautiful sutnmn nInnH days Is liyinng. ng. in hsg tercakes. iy gFfand time at a dance fl she can OF oraeS four sEss men for % each S daSce But With he sghaas hass had dn S bniiy sins tisne if he csn dance a few times with the prettiest girl on the, floor. and then sneak of Somewhere when he is hot and get cold glass of punch.
 Of all the times when g man needs SyPtey Ps Oss please s1 gSs esyes s n to woeR ToeR the baby and sing foolish songs to It. When . woman woman goes to oae,v,, [ HeE city ,,y somebody she can visit while Q mau would go to E hotel and take chances looking Ia him up or not he doesn't care which.
 This is the best summing up of it we ever saw and is from The Atehison if you work on q newspaper. 1t is still worse; you can't please anybody A little work and 8 little play And pretty soon we're old and gray. When grim death comes we try to But every one must kick the bucket. Women haven't much sympathy for shoes the celest'als wear. get good for Christmas, that is. the wise enss will. santa will come this year in a dirigi- ble balloon and daddy will furnish the hot air. Children, ask your poppeFsdI this Isn't so
 Gfttin' TOw'ds Thanksgiving. Gittin' tow'ds Thangsgiying'
 feelin' in the air, Round the place these chilly morning.
 folks are hustling everywhere, An It's sweet anticipation to feleYs
 ligtenin' ears
 As the gobhle. gobble. gobble, of the
 turkey bird he hears. An the rows of golden pumpktns sSoyer
 by the old rail fence v Of temptin' pies of monstrous 9Size they In the ssi penS a e9 the shoSts S @ sir @sruntip an
 a squealln' loud an free, And vision of hot spare ribs an of Cross AfoasS the deids sGsS there | coes the ehal.
 lenge Of old Bob White clear an
 sweet. An grab my gun an st0oP to pet the Oh its IasI days ike 'S tfis ihSt Fall you tnI
 you've simply got to go. Where the turkey gobbl$rs goblin where the golden puIRpkins glow.
 PHIL F. ARMSTRONG.
 Back at DrieR.
 Driftwood Armstrong has received few letters from some brunettes; his favoriteF the blondes, won't even write to him.--Headlsnd (AlR.) Post.
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 "DriftWood" thinks Nat Goodwin has Lillian Russell bsateR by two matri- mOnial knots. It lo9lSs lilsa tie to us.--Atla ata Georgiah.
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