The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1908-10-16

while he was busy upstairs with
razor, she slipped out and bought
paper. ~e-,-s So @~'.- : f.
He had just come down by the time
she returned,s and turned to confront
! her with conscious grin; but at the
sight of her face the smile vanished
from his own, and he stood waiting
nervously for i'll news.
'Oh, DEAR" moaried his wife. -
whats the matter?" said Mr.. Pin
ner, anxiously.
Mrs. Primer supported herself by
the table and shook her head despond-
emily.
Gave they found me out? de-
manded Mr.. Piner.
Dead" repeated her husband,
starting violently.
Mrs. Primer, with little sniff, took
up the paper and read slowly, inter-
| rupted only by the broken ejacula-
tons of her husband. She read:
'The unfortunate policeman who
was assaulted the other day down at
Mapping passed away peacefully yes
terday evening in the arms of his
wife and family. The ruff1an is be-:
! lieved to be at sea-"
Il wish e was" said Mr.. Primer,
mournfully. II wish e was anywhere.
but ere. The idea O. making a delikit!
man like that policeman. Why, I
'ardly touched i'm"
Promise me you won't 90 out"
said his wife, tearfully.
''Out?" said Mr.. Primer, energetical-
ly; "out? Dye think I'm mad, or
wot? I'm going to stay ERE till the
ship sails, then I'm going down In a
cab. Wot dye think l want to go out
for?"
IT'S the drink as made you do it,"
said his wife.
I'll never touch drop agin," af.
firmed Mr.. Primer, shivering.
Slowly the days passed until at
length there were only two left, and
he was in such a nervous and over
wrought state that Mrs. Primer was
almost as anxious as he was for the.
date of departure. To comfort him
she read a paragraph from the paper
to the effect that the police had given
up the search in despair. Mr.. Primer:
shook his head at this, and said it was
a trap to get him out. He also, with
view of defeating the ends of justice.
set to work upon hood for the per-
ambulator.
| He was employed on this when his
wife went out to do little shopping.
The house when she returned was
quiet, and there were no signs of any
thing unusual having occurred: but
| when she entered the room she started
back with cry at the sight which
met her eyes. Mr.. Primer was in
crouching attitude on the sofa, his
face buried in the cushion, while one
leg waved systematically in the air.
| Charlie" she cried; Charlie"
There was hollow groan from the
cushion in reply.
whats the matter?" she cried, in
alarm. whats the matter?"
I've seen it," said Mr.. Primer, in
trembling tones. i've seen ghost.
l was just peeping out Of the winder
behind the blind when it went by"
| Nonsense" said his wife.
| His ghost" said Mr.. Primer, re-
gaining more natural attitude and
shivering violently, "red whiskers,
white gloves and ALL It's doing a beat
up and down this street. I shall go
mad. It's been by twice"
Imagination" said his wife, aghast
at this state of affairs.
| I'm afraid of it's coming for me-"
said Mr.. Primer, staring wildly. every
minnit expect to see it with its white
face stuck up agin the winder-pane
staring in at me-"
You mustn't ave such fancies,"
said his wife.
Il see it as plain as I see you,' per-
sisted the trembling fireman. ut was
prancing up and down in just the same
stuck-up way as it did when it was
alive"
I'll draw the blind down." said his
wife.
She crossed over to the window, and
was about to lower the blind when she
suddenly drew back with an involun-
tary exclamation.
Can you see it," cried her husband
"No,' said Mrs. Primer, recovering
herself Shut your eyes,"
The fireman sprang to his feet.
Keep back" said his wife, don't
look"
Il must said the fireman.
His wife threw herself upon him,
but he pushed her out of the way and
rushed to the window. Then his jaw
dropped and he murmured incoherent-
ly, for the ghost of the red policeman
was plainly visible. It's lofty carriage
of the head and pendulum-like swing
of the arms were gone, and it was
struggling in most f1eshly manner to
lead a recalcitrant costermonger to the
station. In the intervals of the wres-
thing bout it blew loudly upon a
whistle.
Wonderful" said Mrs. Primer,
nervously. "Lifelike, call it,
The fireman watched the crowd pass
up the road, and then he turned and
regarded her.
would you like to hear what I call
it," he Numbered.
mot before the baby, Charlie"
quavered Mrs. Primer, drawing back.
l The fireman regarded her silently,
and his demeanor was so alarming
that she grabbed Charles Augustus
Primer suddenly from his cradle and