Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1908-07-15
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II did not see you In church last
Sunday" u do not doubt 1t. l took
up the collection. - Bohemian.
Caller Ito child)--Is this papa's little
boy or mammals little boyi Child
Dunno ]; the Judge hasn't decided vet
Life.
Hyker Bronson tells me he IL taking
mud baths now. Pyker-W Why, / thought
he was out OF politics. Chicago Daily
News.
Shells funny you should be 20 tan.
Your brother, the artist, is short, isn't
he7 He (absently Yes, usually.
Town and Country.
Has the patient a generous reserve
force, nurse:' "No, doctor; he has
nothing but n mean temperature -
Baltimore American.
Grace So you have at last made up
-FOUR mind to marry Jack? Lola-Yes.
I'm tired OF having him hang around
he house every evening, Chicago Daily
News. 1
Don't you eyer get liomeslck, cap
tain:" asked the passenger on the ocean
liner. '.No; I'm never home long
enough" replied the captain. -Ex-
change. L.
Bronson-M next-door neighbor 10 :
always looking ahead for trouble.
Wooison For example. Bronson
Well, this morning saw him sharp
ening his lawn mower.
Miss DcAIuir-I wish could think
of some new and unusual birthday pres
I.ent TO surprise mamma With this year.
Mr.. Spoonmore How do you think
she'd like a son-in.law!
Cleyerton (who has hired a taxa
meter cab to propose IND Say yes. :,
darling? Miss Calumet live me time
Ito; think. Cleverton Heavens! But
not In here. Consider the expense -!
Life. 5gs
The Lady Ito misunderstanding bur
glarl Pardon me, but won't YOU please
wait till my husband sees you! l told
him there was some one LII the house.
ana he said Rubbish Harper's Ba-
sar. u
Dick You look worried, old fellow.
Wick-l have cause for worry. Dick
whats the trouble? Wick-My wife
says II don't accompany her to the
seashore this summer she'll stay ct
home.
Boy (who has been naughty and sent
out into the garden to find n switch
TO punish him with Oh, mummy, 4
couldn't find switch anywhere. but
here's n stone you can throw Mt me-
Punch. -
Physician We'll. what do you COM
plain Of? Policeman-s leeplessness.
doctor Physician-At what time do
you go to bed? Policeman Oh. don't
mean at night. l mean In daytime,
while I'm on my beat. 81
She (on her bridal tourl -0h. Dan.
I'm SO unhappy. Whys what ~
1.-the mntter, darling? Shelf ]. am a.
much to you as you say. you emit b
sorry your first wife died, and that
makes you too brutal for me to love-
Life. 4. -
Doctor-The room seems colo. Mrs
Hooligan. Have you kept the thermpln-
eter ut seventy, ne 7 told your Mrs.s
Hopligan shursss an. 4 81 hoy. dacth9s
lne ere IN 5aev,,isn sthine u toomD.eE
av swaIrums 'Wa.hefpat tn's D,.ssu tlllo;
lsnut.--Juaee.
4 Mamma-Good gracious, George! y
What is the matter With Freddie
Jones? Is the child having a ht1
Georgie-No, tiiainnia. You know Fred
die shutters, and we bet he couldn't says
"altItudinously before Bobble1 ran
twice around tue plock.-zt''i er1s rs
Towne-Do YOU believe In dreams?
Brownie used to, but ! don't any
more. Towile Not as superstitious az
you were, eli !? Browne Oh, It wasn't
I$a question of superstition. l was In,
Hove with one once. and she Tilted me,
The Catholic Standard mud Times.
CYRUS Reuben got bunkoed. Sllas--
/ How SO? Cyrus Why, he read the ad.
of a firm that stated II, he;