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The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

At the meeting of tho city council last night bids were opened for fire hosO presented by Mcs,rs, Mclean and Net ucs Tho bids range from a to % conts Tho matter was referred to the Firo and Water committee with power to sot
 Mir. Nyo, for tho Public Works aud Public Property committee reported a number ot blt,,rmonts. Attention of Of the committee was directed to the number of low awnings and advised to see that they are raised, and also that the many wabbly sidewalks which con- st utly menace pcdcstraIns be put in shopo,
 Tho Health aud Police committee reported that work had beou suspended on the road to tho cemstory Ot the iu. stance Of Supt, Hahn RC a crossing Of the right.ot- way, but it Is believed the matter would be fixed mp.
 Mr. Ashley for the Judiciary aud Elections committee reported a couior- euco with Mir Barnhll in the matter of the uncertain conditions of the orIi- nances. The committee was of the opinion that code should bo drafted out of the ordinances and adopted as
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
SIOO Reward sIOO

The readers ol this paper will be pleased Co learn that thcrs is aJ least one dreadcd disease that Sclonco has been able Co cure In all its stages, and that is catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure now known c. the medical lraeruity, Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires con slitutional treatment Hal's Caturrb Cure Is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of che systom, thereby d stroying the foundation of che disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in do- ing les work. The prcprictors have SO much faith in ils curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case It fails to cure. Scnd for ust Of testimonials.
 Address F.J. CHENEY & Co., Tole. do Ohio
 Sold by Druggisty 75c.
 Take Halls Family ptlls for cons't> patton,
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
.D0NE BY THE CITY COUNCIL

such and tho ordinances repealed. 10 cou'd bc dono for $500. The matter was loft In the hands Of Che committee,
 Tho special commiteo-Ashloy, Clark and appointed to solicit bids for street lighting reported that they had decided to divide up the con. tract between tho two companies, as has been Che custom. The plan was to get bids from the two companies and tho highest bidder must como lo the torms of the tower bidder or tho lower bidder to take all This report brought a protest from Mayor Shea who declur- ed it was without authority uLder the resolution, which imply instructed the committee to get bids and submit them to council. He refused to accept tho report and instructed tic committee to get bids and report.
 Phil Abrahams, for tho Homo Power company said ho was prepared to sub. init b'd at once but no action was taken,
 Bids for the improvement Of Main streot-I2rh to 22ud were received from the Alaska Transfer company and W, D. Boon, but tho matter was loft In abcyauce as some seemed to think the improvement, was not mandatory.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
Eirht MnnhnIIn,In Ono

At tho Mascot there Is tho most wOn- deriul musical instrument ever brought Co SkagwRy. It hos a quality oi eight Mandolins iu ono with O Plano accom- panmcnt. There is string of eight new airs. To makes @ fun evening" 's entertainment
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
TOWN TALK

C, Dubnch, Of Rampant, was a pas. scuger south on the Cottage City, George Irving returned to his home at Kelchikau by the CotI'go City. J c, Clinton, employed at the Mas colt saloon, has gone south to Seattle.
 
 Mrs. c. w, Ross, with her four children has gone south to her friends at Tacoma.
  Mrs, John Powers, wife of the W, P. ( Y, brakeman, sailed south on the Cottage City,
 s''ss Mrs. John Allen, Miss s. Anderson and Miss Fairfield all of Fairbanks, went south on the Cottage City,
  During the rest of this week, prayer meetings will take the place of the usual evuugelistlc services at the Peni- el mission.
 ..'''. Captain Alfred Clifton, wife and ser want, late Of the signal corps Of Fort
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
BETTER PREPARED THAN EVER

Having put iu a steam uoller and other machinery we are better pre- pared than ever to do Grstclass work on short notice,
 5.23.u SkRgway Laundry
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
TORKELSON FUR THE NEXT TERM

Mir. R. w, Jennings as counsel for Seyald Torkelson, the labor agitator Of Douglas, indicted for obtaining money under false pretenses, argued a demur. Ter to tho indictment which demurrer was this morning sustained by the
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
A wendsrruI Instrnm.nt
sKAGwAY

You should drop into tbc Mascot and hear tho music. The electric piano has Mandolin attachment equal Co a whole oCtcJtc Ot Mandolin attachments with e string of uow afro,
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
QUICK DELIVERY, PHONE 90

Baggage, coal and wood delivered up. on shortest notice day or night
 Fl. FreIdonthal General Exprcsslng Bonded Carrier. The Filth avenue hotel has plenty o' rooms today, Have several rooms with private bajb, ii you are not suited with your room come end see us. Rates sl and mp,
 The Rul Dog g par csccllcuo Q, cal at Tony Dortcro's for same
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
PREMIUM" BRAND BUTTER

By far the best>butlcr we have ever had md it Is gaining favor with our patrons every day, Try pouod brick
 Frye & Bruhu Co
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

LOsT-Sterliug silver Belt Pin, Sun day, near Fifth aud Broadway Re- turn to Kirmse's. Reward, lO6 St
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

Tho Fifth Avenue motel hasuuIimited accommodations. Steam heat and every. thing modern
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
Subscribe for The Alaskan.

Tho best dining room, the best hotel ac commodatious, the most comfort at Che Fifth Avenue
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
FIFTH YEAR
 FUR THE POPE
C5y United PresS.)

Rome Aug. 1.-The completion of the fifth year of the reign Of the pope is being celebrated throughout Italy today, There was solemn masses and other ceremonies aJ the vatican.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

court. Torkclson was theroupOn released on bonds previously furnished ln the sum of slOOO until a new bond can be secured. This carries the case over until the next term and will therefore be tried in Juneau.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

No better cigar made than Che Bull Dog. Sold at Tony Dortero's
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
Gibbou, transferred to Fort omaha, went south on the Cottage City,
 

IFS. Pauline Gomez. who was a nurse here in the early days and is well remembered, came out last evening from the Elondike where she has been for some time interested in min ing on Dominion creek. She has sold out her interests aud makes a trip to Seattle, Portland and the east. She will return.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

Don't be bashful, call for a Bull Dog cigar at Tony Dortero's,
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

Captain Alfred Clifton, wife and ser want, late of the signal corps of Fort
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
Cab Ahead.

One cold. winter morning a man
of tall and angular build was walk
ing down a steep hill at quick pace.
"A piece of ice under the snow caused
him to lose control of his feet e
began to slide and was unable to
stop At crossing half way dowa
he encountered a large heavy wom-
an. The meeting was sudden and
before either realized itt a coils.
ion ensued, and both were sliding
down hill, the thin man underneath,
the fat woman on top When the
bottom was reached and the wom-
an was trying to recover her breath
and her feet, these faint words were
borne to her ear: Pardon me,
L adam, but you will have to get
off here. This is far as | go."-Ar-
gouant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12

NEWS FROM OUR NEIG1BORS


l.. G. Perks is on the sick list this
week.
Miss Helen Sbhnson of Dongola is
the guest of her grandparents, Mr.. AMI
Mrs. }. A. Waugh on Pearl street.
Thomas Boyd made a business trip
ITO Cairo Friday.
The infant son cf DR.. and Mrs. Geo.
Howard is quite Ill.
Mrs VIM. Bestgen and Miss Bremah
Lutz We're Cairo shoppers Friday.
The Christian Epdeayor Society was
highly entertained at the home of
Miss Jean Sutherland on High street
Friday evening about twenty-five mem
bers were present and all voted Miss
Sutherland a delightful hostess.
Robbers entered the Chas. Brown
Clothing Store corner Main and Rail,
road avenue Friday night but it has
not as yet been ascertained with what
goods they escaped. They made their
entrance through the side door by
breaking the halfinch plate glass.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
'INTERURBAN ORDINANCE TO
PROVIDE FOR FRANCHISE
Paducah Council Takes Firs@ Step to Secure Pa.
ducah & Cairo Traction Line--Right Of
Rapidly Being Secured

The first step taken by the city in
for the Paducah Northern
railroad and the Kentucky and Ohio
River Interurban railroad entering
Paducah was Friday night when the
Joint ordinance committee Of the gen-
eral council instructed City Solicitor
James Campbell, Jr., TO draft an or
dinance providing for the sale of Il
franchise for the companies to laF
their tracks and operate on the
strets of the city. says the Paducah
Democrat. These composing
the ordinance committee were Krout-
zer. Stewart Sheriff. Hank and Ford
President George c, Wallace, of the
Paducah Northern Railroad company
and Mr.. J. J. Freundlich, manage
of the Kentucky and Ohio river rail
road were present.
Just as soon as the general council
of Paducah grants the franchise for
the use of several suburban streets
tc the Kentucky and Ohio River rail.
road (Paducah and Cairo interurban)
work on the line will strt inside o.
a week. declared a promoter today
to a reporter for the News-Democrar
The construction company in Wiscon-
sin that is to build the line expected
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12

to send its first force uf track men
to Paducah this week, but the delay
of the general council has acted like
wise with the company
Charles l.. Puffer of Paducah, late
Of the Stone and Webster Engineer
ing corporation who has been APP
pointed deputy county clerk is hav
ing great success in procuring right
oi-ways along the proposed route. He
IS being welcomed by The farmers and
and owners aud he has not found d
man in the county but who is doing
everything possible to get the inter
urban line near or through their prop
Iert1.
The contract has been signed and
bond given for the work t. start the
lay that the Paducah general council
grants the franchise for the use of
the streets asked for by the interur-
ban road.
The route wanted by the Kentucky
and Ohio river interurban road 70
run from here to Cairo. is to enter at
North Eighth street, thence to Eighth
and Terrell streets, down Terrell t.
Sixth street. down Sixth to Monroe
down Monroe to Third and up TO
Third and Monroe to Third and 40
to Third and Jefferson streets.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
WINDOW CLEANING.
Had to Have Half lumber of Whis-
key to Clean Windows.

John S. Cox, speaker of the fen
nessee senate, had an old negro ser
want who liked his drink lust as
well as the best Kentucky colonel in
the bluegrass state. One morning.
just after the cold spell broke the
darkey came to Senator Cox
"Mlrse John" SAID he. I'm jes'
up an clean desc winders dis morn
in
"All right, Caesar" replied the
senator.
II got to hab a half a trmbler of
whiskey, Marse Johr. Dire ain
muffin like whiskey for cleanin' win
ders,
The half-tumbler was promtly
given Caesar, who armed with some
rags, carried the whiskey to another
room to begin work. A few minutes
afterward Senator Cox had occa-
sion to enter this room. Caesar was
busy polishing the windows The
tumrler was on the floor. but no
whiskey in it
why, Caesar, whar's become II
the Whlskey?" asked the senator
II though you used l. in this work ="
so does, MArse john so |
does, was the answer. 'Ye see.
sab, drinks de wh'sAey an blows
my BRET agin de winders"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
FOR PABYrS SAKE.
Amusing Her Baby With the As
slstance of the Salesman.

1t was a sire ming, sultry. stlcky
after Don in August, and the relent-
less sun beat fiercely down upon the
city pavements. The whole world
was in its shirt sleeves. and Hender-
son, of Henderson & Henderson, car
pet importers, leaned daDbily against
his goods.
Two ladies entered the shop and
in the arms of one there basked a
growing infant.
Can YOU" the lady said-"can
you please show us some carpets?"
Madam, | can. he ans wered.
And ne did.
Again and again he did Roll af-
ter roll he spread before their criti-
ca! eye. The perspiration rolled
down his cheeks. He gasped, he tot
tered, he staggered.
At last; Don't you think" said
one, glancing at her watch, that's
1t is time to leaye?
Not quite, dear" aid her friend.
patting her infant fondly on the
cheek. We've loads of time to
spare to catch the train. and Daby
does so love to see him roll them
out! "--Worlds Wit
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
ONE WAY OUT.
A Resident of Cairo Shows the Way.

Only one way to cure bad back
Liniment and plastefs may relieve
it;
They won't cure IT,
Backache means sick kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure all kidney
ill.,.
Cairo people prove this.
Read a case of it:
NJ. j. Dobschutz, 225 Sixteenth St,
Cairo, H. says: 81 made a state
ment for publication seven years ago
telling what Doan's Kidney Pills hal
done FOR ge and now willingly confirm
what | then said At that time | was
greatly annoyed by lame back and
kidney weakness, | procured Doan's
Kidney Pills at Schuh & Sons durg
store took them as directed and re
ceived great relief. | always take
pleasure in endorsing Deans Kidney
Pills to the general public, as | know
them 10 be remedy Of merit"
For sale by all dealers Price 80
cents. Fostcr-Milburn Co, Buffalo,
Sew YORK.. sole agents for the United
States.
member the Doan's-and
Ike no ether,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
GREATEST men
ARE DEMOCRATS
CLEVELAND, CARNEGIE, BRYAN,
MITCHELL AND HILL NAMED
BY ROOSEVELT.
WILL HOLD CONFERENCE
At White House Week Of May IA to
Discuss Plans For Conserving
the Resources of the
United States.

Washington, April 11.--Who are
the five greatest men in the United
States outside of public life?
According to Theodore Roosevelt,
they are;
Grover Cleveland, Andrew Carne-
gle, John Mitchell, William Jennings
Bryan and James ]. Hill.
The questions of the ten best sell
ers, and the q greatest men that
ever lived, have been sidetracked by
this discussion,
The president precipitated ii by in
yiting the five named to attend the
big conference in the White House
the week of May H. 20 discuss con
servation of the natural resources of
the country There will be others in
the conferenCe-every governor of a
state, cabinet officers. members of
the supreme court of the United
States and members of the inland
Waterways commissioning these
five men are singled out from the
whole United States as five indiyid-
rails to be invited.
All Are Democrats.
II will be recalled at once that
they are alDleomarctsM WmhhmmE
they are all Democrats Not the same
kind. vet under the broad banner Of
Democracy. Cleveland has never
been denounced from the White
House for any misGeed as a malefac-
tor. undesirable citizen or other sui
Irit In fact, there has never been
great interchange of views between
the present executive and his prede
Cessor.
Andrew Carnegie IS on the most
favored nation footing in the White
House. While here recently he urged
the president TO accept the presidency
Of the Carnegie National Institute
when he left the White House, and
told him he could have all the money
he wanted to extend its scope of in
nuence. but the president refused at
The time.
James J, Hill is recent convert |
to the inner sanctuary. |
When the president through the
department. OF Justice. broke up the
Northern Securities merger, it is
lcuhtful if the comments of Mr.. Hill |
lbout the president could have been |
secured to posterity by publication
lpon asbestos paper, but lately there
ias been a change
pauJ Morfop pnacen1aker
Paul Morton is largely responsible
or this. Morton asked Hill to meet
he president and Hin said he would
ONE If the president would invite
lin. Then Morton went to the presi-
lent. and the executive, in charac-
terstic style, said:
Il would be delighted to see Hill.
always liked the hairy-ehested old
is an empire builder-hut
in his bigness he forgot that other
persons had some rights"
They met, and now all is forgiven
and forgotten and Hill is named as
one of the five greatest men of the
nation.
John Mitchell is une of the White !
House intimates. The president re-
comfy offered him position to In
vestigate labor conditions in the
canal zone, but Mitchell had to de-
cline on account of i'll health.
The Gridiron Dinner.
William Jennings Bryan? Well at
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
MOUND CITY
- y y = y
April II, 1908.

John Kelley, Jr., and sister of Ullin
We're Mound City visitors Thursday.
Mrs. Burkheimer and Mrs. Snyder
of Mounds We're shopping here Friday
H. NJ. Palmer has accepted a posi-
tion with the C railroad at Mounds
w B. Burkhead returned Friday
from business trip to Anna
Mrs Walter Leidigh of America was
nj wonFriday shopping
W. h. Rodman has been on the sick
list this week.
Mrs viii Pfeffer Of Lebanon arrived
Friday to be the guest Of her parents,
Mr. and Mrs. A. j. Doughelty. a few
days
Mrs j. F. Hargan who has been i'll
is improving
Ben Blum returned from a week 9
stay at Union City Friday.
While Mrs J. A. Siefert was visit
ing neghbors Thursday evening be
tween 6 and I o'clock an unknown
party entered the house and secured
$l5 in money and $40 in checks.
Mrs. Robt Camp, Miss May Gallon
and Claude Johnson were visiting
Mound City friends Friday,
Mr.. Lee Reed of Chaifee, Mo- is the
guest of his parents r. and RMS. /.
w Reed this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. l.. Compton visited
friends at Mounds Friday
Prof. Davis of Carbonate visited
Lowell school Friday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
Dipiouacy.

81 always endeavor." said the
matrimonial philosopher, ito take
the wrong side of an incorsequental
argument"
wit what object In view" he was
naturally asked.
1T gives my wife chance 20
prove me wrong. and this so de-
lights her that l find her generous
" tractable in all the more i'm.
portant matters Chi ago Post.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
Unsuitable Woman.

Husband Ito his vifeD-No. nv
dear. | can't take you out again this
evening. You have been in the
court all day and have heard man
condemned to death. That is quite
enough distraction for one day
Rire.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12

the recent Gridiron Club dinner
Bryan and Roosevelt sat together,
and in the course Of the dinner it was
William and theodore" in the eX-
change of views. Outside verbal
bouquets are passed frequently and
Bryan gets in the sacred five.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
a Central cookinn Han.

Garden City. Letchworth. Herts,
England is to have a central cook
ing hall for cooks and domesties. all
the tenants to share the expense. the
object being to save wives tne worry
and expense vi preparing meals. and
70 give servants greater freedom and
new dignity.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12

Blinkers-I'm right here to tell
you that marriage isn't a failure.
idolize my wife.
Miggles-So? How long have you
been up against the matrimonial
ga 2e?
Blinkers-Why-- sr nearly a
week.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
Breakless DISTINGUISHING.

BY the new method of housekeep-
Ing, dishes are washed by electricity.
Will they also be broken by cleo,
tricity, or will there be a reform?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12
One WAY to Manage II.

First Little Girl-When you grow
up are sou going to advertise for
husbandf
Second Little Gir,-No. I'm 60
ing :, be a widow They don't have
to.-Sketchy Bits.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-12

Heavens gates are not so highly
an:hei as kings palaces; they that
cutter there must go upon their knees