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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
Try Diapepsin
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PEPslA VANIsHEs IN ABOUT
FIVE MINUTES.

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
KAISER WILHELM
HAS BEEN tanned
TIE GERMAN EMPEROR READS
SPEECH PREPARED BY Won
BuELoW.

BERLIN, Nov. 23.-Emperor vii.
Z liam made his first appearance in pub.
lie Saturday since the occasion of tie
interview with Chancellor van Bue.
hoW last Tuesday, when the prince
urged on his majesty the need Of
speaking of mis- responsible ministers,
and he gave a striking example of his
readiness to observe the obligation
then laid upon him.
The occasion was the centennial
celebration of the formation of the
city council. Waen the emperor arose
to ascend the tribune, Prince Won Bue.
low STEPPED forward and 'impressively
handel him a printed sheet. and the
emperor. ignoring his general custom
Of speaking extemporaneousIy, con.
fined his remarks to what was on this
papee.
After q few formal expressions his
majesty nrade the following refer
ences b recent occurrences:
Il q cherish firm confidence that
the bond of loyalty and affection
which from ancient times in our fnta.
erland has so closely Joined the kind
and the citizens, the prince and the
people. always VIII remain unbroken
In the words of the Prusstan nymu
41ae sun cannot always shine. anil
dull days must occur then the rising
! clouds should never throw their shau.
Isw between me and my people"
The Nord Deutsche Zeitung refer.
ring to the Emperor's declarations to
Prince Won Buelow on the occasion
oi the interview OF this week. says
the German press has almost unani.
mously expressed sincere satisfaction
therswith.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
WHO SUC ed
MR ]. H!AI!.F!E!!::!R!.2!'
"A Nun ER or NAM IS ARE UNDER
coNsipE ATOM FOR SUNDAY
SCHOOL SECRETARY.

lII5ELItSC Nov. %. Arrange.
aeats ase being made for memorial
eFsiee % be held in Wheeling for
late William G. shafer, State sec
star ofl the Sunday School Associa.
tlons Tie services will probably be
led the first Sunday n December.
However the place has not yet been
decided upon, nor has the exact time
been iSeg,
The memorial service will be at.
tended by Sunday scaool workers
rom other parts OF the state. and a
number Of prominent persons will be
iregent " do honor to the memory Of
the late secretary, who has accom-.
plished 50 much in the Sunday school
work IA West Virginia, and whose in.
gflisnce will live forever in the hearts
ef the people.
The question of the caoice Of a sue
cessor to Mr. Shafer is now agitating
the members OF the West Virginia
Sunday School Association.
a number OF names have been sug.
gested to the subcommittee Of the ex.
ecutive board. which has the matter
in charge. However, notning definite
mas yet been decided upon, as the ex.
ecutiye committee does not meet un-
4 tn about the first of January. In the
meantime the committee will continue
to receive applications and gather
data as to the ability Of the aspI
rants nor the place.
Among those who have been sug.
gested to the committee are Rev. W
III Penn, OF SmitntieTd; DR., Peppart.
sspf MIddlebourne; Harley Thompson,
81 Morgantown; W. H. Harris. of Am
stardam: C. N. LawIer, of Wheeling:
ShreYe Durham, OF Lexington. Ky,
and Rev. o. G. White. Of Bethany.
The committee which Is to make
the reconrmendatio to the executive
board is composed Of DR.. A, ]. Hiatt,
of MoundsyfIle. president OF the asso.
citation; DR.. Christopher Humble, of
Parkersburg; w. A. Juergens. OF
Wheeling; H. L. Bond, of Wheeling.
5 and Professor Taylor, Of Bethany
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
NEw EEpERAL RullplNe.
CRy S. W. Press AssDolntlor

CBy S. w. Press AsSOnint1oE.)
PROVIDENCE, R. l., Nov. %
With ceremonies Of an imposing char,
acter, under the auspices OF the
Rhode Island Business Mems Asso-
citation, the new sl.000,0a0 federal
building in this city was opened to
public inspection to-day. A large
crowd took part in the "housewarm.
Ing including government officials.
congressman and other notables.
The handsome new editice is one Of
the largest of Its kind in New Eng.
land and will be occupied a week from
to-day by the postofFice, the customs
Offices, the United States courts and
other federal Offices.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

STATE OF OHIO CRY II Toledo
tic Comfy
Frank Cheney bialies pata That
III h d senior partner q the firm q
n j. Cheney & Co.. doing business
IN tie city Of Toledo, county AMI
stste aforesaid, and that said arm
viii pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS s5r each and every case
Of Catarrh that cannot be cured BIZ
the use Of Halls catarrh Cure.
FRANK ). CHENEY
swon to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day Of De
cember, A. D. 1886.
A. W. GLEASON,
(seal.l Notary Public.
HalI's catarrh Cure is taken inter.
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system,
Send for testimonials free.
F. j. CHENEY 6 CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con.
stlpation.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
YALE DoWNEo BY
HARVARD 4 TO 0
GREAT GAME WAS WON BY GRIM.
SON IN FIRST HALF OF
EXCITING CONTEST.

Harvard defeated Yale Saturday in
one Of the greatest football battles of
modern history. The betting was
heavily in favor Of Harvard and a ire
mendous crowd saw the game. It is
said that fully s2OO,COO was wagereL
on the contest.
There we're no sensational gains
during the game, and late in the first
half Harvard kicked field goal from
the Yale 25,yarl line. After that
there was no scoring on either side.
Both halves ended with the bail in
possession of Harvard a short distance
from the center Of the field.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
NEW YORK BONDS.
(Ry s. ". Presa Aaanc1ntlnl

(Ry s. w. Press Assoc1atlon.>
NEW YORK, Nov. 23.-Comptrlller
Metz hopes to have something to be
thankful for as a result of the sale
to-day of a new issue OF $l2,5Oo,0oO
in 4 per cent. New York "'ty bonds
Twelve millions will run for fifty
years and the balance, for ten years.
1t is believed that the sale will be
successful and tae money realized
will go far toward relieving the pres.
ent cramped condition of the city's f.
nances.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
shinnston Was Easy.

The shinnston High School team
was an easy mark for the local High
School team Saturday. The game was
won by the locals by the score of &c
to 0. 80 far Shfnnston has not won
a league game. Malone, star player
of the locals was injured in the first
half of the game and was obliged to
quit.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

doesn't digest. and your meals don't
tempt you, why not get a 5O.cent case
today from your druggist and make
life worth living? Absolute relief
from stomach misery ana perefect dl,
gestlon OF anything YOU eat is sure to
follow Ave minutes after, and. besides,
one case is often sufficient to cure a
whole family of such trouble.
Surely, harmless. inexpensive pre-.
paration like Dtapepsin. which will
always, either at daytime or during
night. relieve your stomach misery
and digest your meals, is about as
handy and valuable a thing as you
could have in the house.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
A POPULAR HoTEL.

The number OF people from Fair.
mont registering at the Hotel Waldo
exceeds that of all other places IN
Clarkshurg combined. And, why mott
It is the leading hostelry OF this part
Of the United States, its rooms are
elegantly fitted out, its table service
unsurpassed, and besides, It's rates for
meals is only fifty cents, American
plan. The a la carte dining room az.
tords the opportunity for guests or.
dering just what is desired at reason.
able prices.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
MOBILE BASIN MEETING.

10y s. W. Press AssOclntiOn.l
MOBILE. Ala, Nov. 23.-Delegates
from Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee
and Mississippi convened at the csn,-
mercial Club today for the annual ses-
sion of the Mobile Basin and Tennes.
see River Association. An excursion
down Mobile BY will be rendered the
visitors.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

For fine, old Pennsylvania wnla.
keys, drop into the Oak Liquor Store
on Pike street, in Clarksburg. Cnoice
brands at 81 per quart. ExpresBage
prepaid on gallon orders at list prices
Orders for brandies, wine or beer for
family or medicinal use given prompt
atteAtton. All goods guaranteed strict
ly pure.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
For SALE.

One acre ground with good 4 room
house and barn and other out build
ings: good well Of water, sitnated y
mile from Rivesville. Will sell cheap
Apply to Jas. Laymau, RivesvilIe, W
Va, R. P. D. No. 1. 2-s,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
HIGH SCHOOL LEAGUE.
Standing of the Clubs.

a store that tArives under 4he test
of advertising" IS a GOOD STORE
always!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

PILES CURED IN 6 TO IA DAYS.
PAzo OINTMENT is guaranteed to
cure any case of Itching, Blind. Bleed
ing Or Protruding Piles in C pa days
or money refunded. soc.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

Judge-Why ala you strike this
man?
Prisoner-What would You do
Judge. " you kept a grocery store and
a man came in and asked If ne could
take moving picture OF your cheese ?
-Harper's Weekly.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23
IN THE BEST OF HuMoR.

Can You thInk of anything more
exciting than love letters?"
"You bet"
well. what?"
"Oil letters. Nashville American
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

+. f
That's Whatt want to come from, I
said the youth, Fan' mighty quick TOO
Atlanta Constitution.
Looks to NE like nature attends TO
keeping the money in circulation
ttAs to how!'
well, there's the spring hat, the
summer vacation, the fall gown and
the Christmas Louisville Courier
Journal.
"Tae time will come, cried the so
ciolist orator, when the laborlng man
will have the wealthy under his feet.
Aud what will happen then?"
He'll be walking on his uppers,"
came voice from the crowd.-Bos-
ton Transcript
Inquiring Lady = How much mill:
does your COW give day?
Truthfutboy- Bout etgnt quarts,
lady.
,Inquiring Lady-And how muca Of
that do you sell?
Truthful BOy-'Bout 12 quartrs,
lady-Human Life.
Bronson understand he painted
cobwebs on the ceiling so perfectly
that the maid wore herself out trying
TO sweep them down.
Johnson There may have been
such an artist, but there never was
Sucn housemaid.-Puck.
81 want somebody to report wo-
mans congress-" said tie managing
editor.
Some one well yersed in parlia-
mentary language, I presume?"
Nope. Some one who understands
such terms as passementerte, atgrette.
and the like"-Pittsburg Post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

"The best man in Georgia. saa the
old farmer to Ills son. "came from the
rlow."
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

Extracting is easy by Hill Bros.
methods of removing decayed and IN.
disable teeth. All other branches OF
dentistry practiced successfully IN
their we'll equipped and comfortable
parloN
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

aant tcr anew landlerd among the
ads today Il sonr present one via
not d..
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

We solicit your business ri III
receive prompt and careful
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

Our fire and b1rglar pro- vkas
are free p customers 81 rlyats J,
psrs.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

81 want somebody to report wo-
mans congress" said tie managing
editor
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1908-11-23

That's WhatI want to come from, I
said the youth, fan' mighty quick too.
Atlanta Constitution.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22

The experiment of growing canta-
loupes under muslin canopies so that
they may be ready for the market two
or three weeks before those grown in
the ordinary way has been successfully
Eade in California. The cantaloupes
were planted in the usual manner, so
far as hilling and spacing were con-
cerned, but over each hill there was
stretched canopy Of white muslin
about the size Of mans pocket hand
kerchief. Two arched wires were used,
crossed over the melon hill somewhat
like the center wicket in a croquet
ground. The ends of these wires were
sewed to the corners Of the muslin
squares and the wires then thrust firm
ly into the ground so as to secure the
canopies and prevent the wind blowing
them away. These protectors cost
about cents each. The mel
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22
Demand for Train ed Farm ers.


The last ten years has seen an enor-
nous increase b the demand for men
trained in agricultural lines. The mum
Der Of such men has enormously in
creased, but the demand is not yet sup
piled.
Many of us can look back twenty
years to the time when unframed men
were at the head of agricultural in
struction in most of our agricultural
colleges. These men had to be employ
ed because they were the best that
could be found.
one man who rose to be the chief
dairy instructor in a State afterwards
went to dairy school and took full
course, showing that he felt that he had
something to learn, even though he
himself had been an instructor.
To-day we are getting the result of
the past twenty years Of training in
the agricultural schools and their de-
pendencies, the dairy schools. The men
at the head Of the departments to-day
are vastly superior in training to the
men that occupied the same positions
twenty years ago. They have not only
learned all that their instructors knew,
but have dug up other facts and have
assimilated the new facts dug out by
other people In all parts of the world.
But where there were few positions
to be filled twenty years ago, there are
thousands Of places to be filled to-day.
There are more schools and all Of them
are larger. Moreover, private enter
Drises are levying toll on the young
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22
GIpry OF tho NIcIkno me.

The public man in America who has
never been tagged with nickname
may be just as efficient and worthy of
praise as his brethren who are known
as "Bill' and Joe" but he has not
achieved an equal measure Of popular
ity. Nicknames are oftener inspired
by affection than by aversion. "The
men Of the people," so-called, are in
variably nicknamed. Venerable citizens
still refer to ABE" Lincoln, dwelling
with reminiscent affection upon the
abbreviation. Niclnames both good
and bad are as old as history. In the
country the people have way of abb
breviating the names of the men they
really like and assigning their full
titles to the men who prefer dignity to
popularity.-Pittsburg Gazette.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22
Egg Eating Fowls.

Egg eating is due to one or two
causes-either lack of shell-forming
material or bad habit acquired by
close confinement and bad example. If
the fowls are receiving too little they
consume the eggs In order to satisfy
their craving. In one hundred eggs
of ordinary size there are about TWEEN
ty-two ounces of lime, and all this must
be taken into the system in one form
or another. Broken oyster shells are.
perhaps, the best and cheapest she'll
forming material. If due to n bad
habit, it is rather more difficult to over
come. If the culprit can he discovered.
and it is not a valuable bird it is bet
ter to kill 1t at once. as the habit is one
that quickly spreads to the other fowls.
A good old way of curing this vice
is by blowing an ordinary egg and re-
filling with a mixture of cayenne pep
per and mustard. This should be left
In a prominent place, and If the fowls
peck at 1t they will not. In all proba-
bility, repeat the experiment. Too few
nest boxes sometimes cause the eggs
to be laid on the floor and In the run.
which is putting unnecessary tempta-
ton In the ways. s. c., in the Amer
lean Cultivator.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22
His Discharges.

A touching instance of the humoI
which never deserts a true Irishmar
even in his worst troubles is recorded
A soldier was seen in the trenches
holding his hands above the earth
works. His captain asked:
"What are you doing that for, Paty
He replied, with grin, as he worked
Iis fingers:
I'm feeling for furlough, sir"
Just then rifle ball struck his arm
just below the wrist. Then a queer ex-
preston of pain and humor passed over
his face as he exclaimed:
"And faith it's discharge London
Answers.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22
Protect the birds.

A French naturalist asserts that II
the world We're to become birdless man
could not inhabft 1t after nine years
time, In spite of all the sprays and poi
sons that could be manufactured for
the destruction of insects The bugs
and slugs would simply eat up our or
chards and crops. Indeed. the more
we study the various adjustments and
arrangements by which the business of
the natural world about us is carried
on the better disposed we should be
TO d1strust our ability to improve upon
the present executive management Of
'nls great terrestrial planet-Boston
Evening Transcript
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22
E::::;;: e. HE; !; $i:.. ;i:...
Seeing Oxford.

An Oxford student was showing two
fair cousins through the Christchurch
College.
That he explained, sis the picture
gollery; that, the library; and that
tower contains the famous bell, Great
Tom of Oxford"
STOPPING quickly, he picked up a
stone and sent it crashing through
second-story ivy-framed window, where
there Immediately appeared q face,
purple with rage.
"And that" added the young man,
he;pfully. ''is the Dean"
THUS it was that he came to leave
one seat of learning for another.-Suc-
cess Magazine.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22

There are now AIS subordinate
oranges in Maine, with a membership
OF between $4,000 and $1,000. Ten new
grange halls were dedicated during The
past year. making eighty-nine halls
owned by oranges in the State. The
total cash receipts of the secretary's
office were S11.2T4.
There were 1,2O0 persons in attend
ance at the Ohio State Grange meeting
at Kenton. twenty-five new oranges
had been organized and there have
been large accessions during the year
TO oranges already organized. The
treasurer showed total resources of
S23.7SS. The committee in charge of
the trade arrangement reported that
sixty-four tons of binder twine had
been purchased, worth $4,000. and
fertilizer to the amount Of $4,000.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22
Airy Persinnge,

Mrs. Cuppotee-How could woman
ever bring herself to marry an aeronaut!
He's so fighty.
Mrs. Waypher-Yes, and too often ht
lacks ballast
Mrs. Marmalayde-The too, he looks
down on ordinary people.
Mrs Chilicon-Kearney-And again he
moves in the higher circles, and you don't
Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22

When the surgeon who happened to
be spending night at Bushby Inn had
set the broken leg Of the weather beaten
stranger who was the chief victim of
an automobile accident, the patient
looked up at him anXiously. "See here,
doc he said, in husky voice, Il
haven't got much Of any money; would
you take out your fee in trader"
"Yes, l guess So" said the surgeon.
cheerfully. what is your trader
''Well, I've got number Of things
can do soon as I'm on my feet again."
said the patient Il can hang window
blinds. or l can put on lightning-rods,
or | can play the cornet; and l do 'em
all first-rate, if I'm the one to say it,
doc ~
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22

Where an area of land has been very
severely overgraZed in the past it will
be absolutely necessary that it be very
carefully pastured for the first two or
three years. The native grasses and
forage plants must have a chance to
regain their former vigor and 90 to
seed. A very large number of stock
men advocate resting the land-that is,
keeping all stock off a period of three
or four years. That this remedy will
bring about the desired results has
been definitely proved in numerous in
stances.-J. S. Cotton.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22
Too Much OpposftioD.

"Fimmie. does your mother still object
to my coming to see you?"
"Yes, dear; she does"
Good SO does mine. She says tha,
If marry you she'll cut me off with a
shilling"
80, but that's altogether different Per
haps. Jack-in view of everything
because-and we're both so young-well,
don't you see?"-Chicago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22
Q G. G CURES
9s - - OLD SORES

No old until produces
External
nation and assist keeping the clean trouble
infected with impurities and poons which constantly being discharged
the The
OF irritation and disease by being daily fed with gerdn
through the
chronic by its purifying action the blood down into
the circulation and the producing
morbid which OF
makes the blood fresh and healthy rich blood
carried to the the healing begins all discharge the
inflammation leaves begins with firm
vegetable the safest and best blood old Book
Sores Ulcers and medical
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA GA
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22
In Justin cation,

Police Justice-This man charges you
with stealing his watch, and the charge
seems to be sustained. You were found
with the watch in your possession.
Prsoner-Y'r honor. it amt so; /
didn't steal it. l met him on the street
and asked him what time it was. He
said it was o'clock. | says, L don't
believe that watch is right and he says,
You bet it's right! It's just o'clock ;
you can take it from me- Well, y'r
honor, the first chance I got took it from
him, and now he's kickin' about it !"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-10-22

Young gentlemen" ectured the emi-
nent instructor, you are old enough now
to put away the childish and trivia.
amusements that sufiiced for you when
you were younger. Learn lesson from
the dumb brutes, and even from the rep
tiles. When they arrive at maturity
they comport themselves with certain
dignity"
1T isn't so with the rattlesnake. pro-
fessor,' objected the young man with the
bad eye 1.-The older he grows, the more
rattles he plays with