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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-23

Punch and Judy is said to have orig
mated in China, whence it was import
ed into European countries hundreds
Of years ago.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-23

On the coast of Ecuador the standard
kitchen range consists of wooden
box lined with stone or brick to burn
charcoal or wood.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-23

IIusband-1 say, my dear, such luck!
I've engaged two maids for you to-
s..
Whatever did you get two for
We only want one
UuSband-Ah, that's just it. One Is
coming tomorrow and the other in a
weeks time.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-23

Il can't decide" she said, whether
to take the hat or not. But it is just
the dearest thing l have seen this sea-
son"
The dearest!' asked the husband,
with Il sardonic laugh. "Then it's GER
tain that you'll take it."-London Tele-
Iranl
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-23

ma, why don't you keep out of the
parlor? Things are running smoothly
now"
"You amt engaged yet, daughter,
and ma knows from experience that
young man who finds things running
too smoothly is apt to get bored and
quit. kansas City Journal.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-23

One never realizes how little ap-i
pearances can be trusted till he seesi
I toad catch a fly.
JAMES 4. EDGERTON,
Cold Spring Oh the II udSOn N Y
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-23

Only the good survives. Only the
truth is eternal. All that falls short:
Of perfection dies the death. But Cod
and his image in man live on forever.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-23

This is truth little child taught
me: We love our own, that which we
shape, that which expresses US. God
loves that which is like himself.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-23

Waoe SuTe OF the 01hneF.
"Gumbolt and l have made bet
and agreed to leave 1t to you. lie
says a drowning man gets his lungs
full Of water, and l say he doesn't
Which Of us is right?"
"What are the terms of the wager?''
"The loser is to pay for dinner for
the three of u.s."
"H'm! I never knew Gumbolt tc
pay bet. You lose."-Chicago Trib
une.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-23

Do not underrate people, Place be-
fore any man the very highest ideal
and he will be drawn to it. He may
not admit it even to himself, but the
image is made upon his brain and the
seed is planted in his heart. Time and
conscience will do the rest. J.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23

home from his speaking campaign in
New York ar.' Ohio, reached the city
yesterday and has scarcely left the
bedside since
MI Kern himself IS worn out with
worry over the chiId's condition and
by the stress OF the campaign.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23

NEW YORK, oct. 23.-Boys and
rrown-ups who like 10 play pranks on
the gray squirrels in Central Park VIII
DO well TO beware of Mrs. Laura Won
Royer. of 1899 West Eighty-frst street
She caused The arrest OF john Nicola,
OF 24n East Twenty-hfJh street, Tor pok-
ing a lighted cigarette close 70 the
nose Of Puffy. q lat gray SquHIel VIZ
lives near the entrance AZ Es6hty-Ai7I
street and Central Park West
Nicola was fined s. in York; lie court.
Puffy is a particular friend Of Mrs on
Bower. She told Magistrate Crane that
Nicola cOaxed Puffy from under a bench
and deliberately burned his nose sWhen
the SQUIRREL came up TO him Fne Ioi-
lowed the man two blocks utlll she
saw a policeman, and then had Nlcola
arrest ed. 80,
Besides Puffy, Mrs Won Boyer SAID
last night at her home she has another
particular friend among the squirrels IN
the park whom she calls Teddy. Sne
distinguishes Teddy by a yellow streak
Go his winter coat
He used 10 have a S~rappy dlSpOsl-
ton. and that IS why called him
Teddy" she said.
Mrs. Won Boyer is a vivaciouS dark
eyed woman. Her eyes snapped when
she told OF indiguities she has seen IN
dicted upon the park squirrels
1.-THE women are worse than the mon.
she said. They bring their dogs into
the park and sick them on the squirrels
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
TROUT ARE KILLED
BY FOREST FIRES
Dead Fish Thick on Edges of
Streams Running Through
the AdirondackS.

MALONE. y. Y. Oct 23.-Sporsmen
have just discovered that the forest
fires in the Adiroudacks have worked
havoc among the trout with which many
streams throughout the burned section
are well stocked
Thousands OF dead trout have been
found in the bottoms and along the
edges Of the streams. and It is believed
they have been killed by Impurities in
the water caused either by ashes or
smoke An instance or this fatality
among the fish is shown I'm the East
Branch. which runs through Bangor,
whore the trout have been seen swim
ming with their heads out Of the water
and where thousands Of them were
found dead.
All the larger trout running from one
90 three pounds in weight were found
dead or dying at the edge Of the stream.
Many were picked up and placed Ia
barrels OF springs In the hope OF saw
ing them. but most OF them died The
East Branch was heavily stocked with
speckled and brown trOul during the
last five years. The stream does not
run through the worst of the burned
section, and il Us believed similar con-
ditions must exist all through the
AdirOndacks.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
NAN FIEND TRAILED
BY A SIOUX INDIAN
Posse Builds Fire to Drive
Out Pitney, Accused by
a Little Girl.

MONROE. y. Y, Oct. 23.-Tracked TO
his hiding place in the woods OF Sloun-
eymo7t by Sioux Indian. after a>mOb
or 400 grmed ana Infatuated men had
failed 10 strike his trail, Charles Pit
ney, the eX-convict who assaulted Car
RE Smith, a school girl, IS at bay in
a ring OF IRE which his pursuers have
lighted TO smoke or burn him OUT Pit
ney is armed. and has sent " FL to
the posse that he VIII never beStaken
alive
The Indian. Charles Dickey. Of Okla
homa, volunteered early tod1r-Lo trail
the fugitive. None OF the searching
parties had been able TO pick up the
mans trail and DiCxey's services were
accepted. He was led to the scene of
the assault, and, within half an hour
called TO the posse to follow him He
led the way unerringIy 10 SICuneymont,
stopping now and then to examine the
ground over which they were travelling.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
SPLENDID FOR YOUR KIDNEYS,
ALSO MAKES RHEUMATISM GO

arc but symptoms; the cause OF which
can be laced 10 feeble, cl0gged kid
uey5.
A simple test OF the urine IS 10 void
a small quantity in q bottle or glass
and let IL stand over night; next morn
ing. II there IS a reddish brick-dust
sediment. or white deecy substance
present, either consult some reputable
physician or take q good vegetable
treatment The following prescription
f. recommended highly IN these cases.
and the sufferer can mix Il at home.
Compound kargOn. one ounce, Fluid
ENtr0cr DandcilOn. Oue-half ounce
Compound Syrup SarsapariIla, three
ounces. Shake well and use IN tea
spoonful ooses after each meal and at
bedtime
Where any OF the symptoms euUmer-
ated above ere present, good results
are sure 20 follow Immediately the use
OF this simple prescription.
This is published by the EargOn Elk
tracing Co, Cincinnati. Ohio.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23

There are more cases Of kidney trou-
Bile here now than ever be.cre, while
recent reports show that more peo-
pie succumb each year 20 some form OF
kidney disease than any other cause
When there is sickness. examine the
urine Rheumatism is only q symptom
OF kidney trouble II is nothing more
or less than excessive u-ic acid In the
blood, which the sluggish, inactive kid
neys have failed 10 sift out. leaving II
20 decompose and settle about the
joints and muscles, causing intense SUI
FERNS: frequently resulting IN deform-
ity; often reaching the heart. WLen
death euSuC-
Pains across tho bach, frequent pain
full and suppressed UTmat.ou and other
symptoms OF weak bladder are not the
only signs OF kidney trouble. many
cases of stomach disease. headache.
pain IN the heart, inactive liver, etc.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
GEORGETOWN.
DR.. TALBOT RETURNS
FROM NEW ENGLAND
Physician in Charge of New
School Near Brooks Hill
Gets New Pupils.

Dr. w. II. Talbot. the physician IN
charge Of the new school recently estab-
Itshed on Brooks Hin, Nd, near the
District line. returned from New Hamp-
shire yesterday. Accompanying the
doctor were his wife and FIVE children.
While in the North DR.. Talbot made
arrangements to receive quite a mum
Der OF pupils from the New England
states. These are expected 20 arrive
in washington some time next week.
George Freeman, the well-s1nown bust
ness man of town. IS confined 10 ms
home with a severe attack of illness.
Logan Tribe, No. 8. Improved order
OF Red Men. held z meeting in their
hall at the corner OF Wisconsin ave
nue. and n street. last evening. lIucn
important business was transacted
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
CLOSE THE DEFENSE
FOR STANDARD OIL
Hearing at Chicago Adjourns to
Meet in New York Next
Trra@Io,-

CHICAGO oct. 22-Hearing OF evil
dence for the defense in the Govern
ments dissolution suit against the
Standard Oil trust has been con-
cluCed so far as the Chicago hearing
before Special Examiner Ferris is con-
cernad. The hearing has adjourned and
viii be resumed in New York next
Tuesday.
Fred Zimmerman, assistant general
freight agent OF the Michigan Central
documents wanted by Frank b kellogg.
attorney for the Government Mr..
Zimmerman produced a number Of di-
vision sheets, but Mr.. Kellogg wanted
State tariffs. and Zimmerman was dis
missed from the stand
+. A. Leland, chairman OF the South
western tariff committee. ties filed that
in the last year 10000 tariffs had been
filed by railroads Of the country
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
OFFICERS ELECTED
FOR EASTERN STAR
Mrs Fife NJ McKindley Chosen as
Grand Worthy Matron With
out Opposition.

CHICAGO, oct. 23.-At yesterday
afternoons election OF officers for the
ensuing year of the Grand Chapter.
order of the Eastern Star. held in
Medinah Temple. Mrs. Fife NJ Nc
kiudley was unanimously elected grand
worthy maJrOn-
Mrs. Mckindley, who is the wife Of
!. w MCKINLEY. cashier OF the Grun5v
County Bank of Morris, III is q
member Of Laurel Chapter, Of which
she was worthy matrOu for three
years. She also is identified with the
New Century Club of Morris, and is a
member Of the Daughters of the Ameri-
can Revolution
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
Pretty Woman Is the Friend
Of Squirrels in Central Park
Matron Has Man Arrested Who Burns the Nose of Fat
Little Rodent With Lighted Cigarette Says
Women Are Worse Than Men.

7 have several piles OF stones hidden at
different points where 7 walk I'm tho
park, and use them 90 drive away the
dogs when I see them chasing the SOUR
rcls ( have often stopped mischievous
boys with bean blowers from shooting
at the dear litrIe things"
Mrs. Won Boyer said she fed the SOUR
Tels daily with nuts. crackers. cakes.
and candy in her rambIes, and has often
administered 10 its ailments when she
has found one wounded or sick
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
BRIDGE MEN STRIKE.

NEW YORK. Oct 23.-The ConsoIidat-
ed Board Of Business Agents OF the AS
ISOLATED Building Trades, has inaugu-
rated "a general strike of building work
men on the Greensboro bridge against
the employment OF nOn-union cement
workers and laborers. -Four hundred
men are out
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
GAUGED
FOR LIVE SAVERS

NEW YORK. oct. 23.-New rules have
been issued 20 the crews CT the Long
Island life Saving stations which are
calculated 10 effect a more dignihed con-
dition.
They REQUIRE that each man address
the keeper as Captain. and not as
Ton" Dick" or Pat" as has been
common in the past, while the first man
VIII be accOsted as Mister"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
CANDIDATE PARTS WITH SKIN.

WINSTED. Conn. Oct civilian r
Palmer. Democratic candidate for SEN
aJOT in the seventeenth district, viii
part with pieces OF his skin today. 10
save the life of LabOy HOiLc. an An
sonia child, who was badly burned on
October 3. Many others viii contribute.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-10-23
Son of Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Shows
No Improvement and His Family Is Greatly
worried Over His Condition.

INDIANAPOLIS. Ind. oct. 23.-The
condition Of John W. Kern. jr.. the
eight-year-old son Of the Democratic
Vice Presidential candidate, shows no
Improvement
The boys father who was called
Bisbee daily review., 1908-07-09

for dairy stock. A wholesome food
for man. These are but few of the
virtues Of the Burbank thornless cac-
tus thai have come to be generally
Known and recognized.
But the unfolding maryels of the
Burbank cactus are unending The
experiments which have been con-
Quoted by the ThornIess Cactus Farm
ing company, which secured from Luz
Their Burbank the exclusive right to
propagate and distribute these plants,
and tests made by government eX-
Derts have established many hitherto
unknown truths about the cactus.
One of the most startling of these is
that the improved, thornless, Burbank
plant not only grows much faster than
the wild cactus but it produces many
times more rapidly. The wild cactus
often puts out many new leaves each
season but these new leaves do not
bud and reproduce the same season.
The Burbank cactus reproduces a
new generation every six weeks!
Nothing like this is known in the ami
NAL or vegetable Kingdoms!
To make this point plain: On the
IThornless Cactus Farming company's
farm at Indio. California, in the sun
baked CoacheIla valley, the leaf or
slab thrust into the ground buds and
reproduces new leaves with buds on
them in six weeks A single slab
frequently produces twelve to twenty
young green leaves in two months to
ten weeks. This is such an astound-
ing rate of reproduction that the
scores Of visitors to the Indio nuT-
sery every week go away amazed and
delighted.
Another wonderful thing about the
Burbank thornIess cactus is the per
tinacity with which it clings to life
and the indifference it displays to the
buffetings of fate. A young green slab
thrown out on the desert soil at Indio,
exposed to tae fierce rays of the trop-
ical sun, without drop of moisture
save what it could seize from the an
was-after six weeks of such neglect
thrust a few inches into the ground.
It Immediately grew green again
budded and reproduced! Plants &C
cidentaIly blown over, mutilated or
.uprooted, showed no concern nor in
jury whatever. no arrest of growth
nor deterioration in quality. One slab
was cut up into strips and the strips
Tlanted separately. Each section of
this leaf went right ahead growing
aud prospecting Several hundred OF
the leaves were set cut in the sun
baked soil and left alone for ten
weeks without a drop of water. They
all budded and reproduced just the
same.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-07-09
THE THORNLESS
CACTUS IS 4
REAL MARVEL
Invention of Wizard Burbank
Grows and PropogateS Much
Faster Than the Ordinary
Plant and Is Useful.

Los ANGELES. Cal, July s.
When Luther Burbank first an
nounced to the world that he had
produced a new fodder plant which
would TsvOlutionize stock raising and
create a new era in agriculture, an
interested world-believing thorough
ly in Burbank and his work-listened
for a moment, praised the Wizard for
the thousandth time, and then forgot
But only for a day. The wonders of
the Burbank thornless cactus had not
been half told and the intelligent
press of the couatry-dailies, week
lies and monthly magazines-took up
the story with accustomed zeal and
enterprise and are still telling it to-
day.
No wonder the improved thornless
cactus is dubbed Burbank's greatest
triumph. This new creation in plant
life means more to the farmer and
stock raster than any production OF
the past century. A fodder which
will grow without irrigation and
which hourishes like the green bay
tree when given a modicum of water,
which will yield four to eight times
as much in feeding value per acre as
alfalfa, which is superior to alfalfa in
many respects and which may be cut
green the year around may well ex-
cite the deepest and most abiding IN
terest among the practical ranchers
OF the great west.
a vegetable that bears fruit, it is.
A plant that is relished by every ami
NAL from a canary birl to an ele-
plant. A feed superior in some or all
respects to any now in use. An ex-
celIeat substitute for sorghum hay,
Bisbee daily review., 1908-07-09
IMPORTANT IS
DECISION IN 4
SUIT FOR DEBT
Judge Campbell Rules COrpO-
ration Cannot Be Bound BY
PromoterS-FarmerS' Ditch
Is EnjOined.

An important decision was handed
down in the district court at Tucson
Friday by Judge Campbell, when he
ruled in favor of the Prosperity Min
ing company and against w. B. Alex
ander in a suit wherein the latter
was asking for the payment of S120
for srvices alleged TO have been
rendered the defendant. The case
was important not because of the
amount but because of the principle
involved.
The case was first tried in the
Justice court, where Alexander Sc
cured Judgment against the defend
ant corporation for s120 for services
alleged to have been rendered. The
defendant appealed to the district
court.
Judge Campbell on Friday in de,
Gliding the case said That promoters
cannot bind a corporation, subse-
quently to be organized, by any
agreement, unless after its organiza-
ton the company represented by its
proper officials, ratifies the agree
ment. The evidence tended to show
that Alexander had rendered services
to the promoters Of the company but
not to it, and the court stated that
if he had any ground for suit 1t was
against these same promoters.
In the case of the Flowing Wells
company VS.. Hughes, the court or
dered the issuance of an Injunction
permanently restraining stretch Of
fumes across certain land belonging
to the plaintiff in the Silver Lake
district The injunction, however,
does not become operative until Oc-
tober 1, In order to give the defend
ant time to either construct new
Bisbee daily review., 1908-07-09

flume on land which it now owns in
the vicinity or to condemn a new
right of way over the land which it
at present occupies.
The court also issued an order for
a special venire of %. returnable on
Monday morning, for the trial of the
Bisbee daily review., 1908-07-09

Hawkins murder case. 1t is antic-
ipated that there will be some diff
Guilty in securing a jury because of
the fact that the matter has been
widely aired and discussed through
out the county since the alleged
crime was committed.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-07-09

T HIS lines but every suit in the Included
Staple Blues Blacks and ALL Buyers will find the Sizes
styles and patterns much complete than heretofore at this
time the year. with far greater scope for satisfactory selection den
the we've sold all at regular prices Over 600
garments involved in this great clearance Suits for the thin man.
the stout tall short man, the of regular build.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1908-05-09
Urges Upon all Union Men to
- Strictly Insist Upon the "-~.
Union Label.
And Couple With That 1nsistence
i. - a. Preference for Home .:. ,.
Made Union Goods. y -,:'''

The following communication to
this paper from member Of w. I. +.
L. L. No. $50, of, this city,, we com.
mend to the careful consideration of
all union men.
Duluth, May s, 1908. .
To the Editor of The Labor World:
Through the kindness Of the Labor
World, We. the women of the Liable.
League, No. 2so, would like. to bring
to the notice of the laboring world in
general the fact, that they are not do,
ing as much to push home industry
as might be done. -.
The matter foremost. in our mind IT,
the patronage of our only organized
garment workers., those employed by
Mr. M. A. Shore.
How many union men when buying
working shirts, ,overalls, or jumpers,
stop to think that a good union made
article can be had from a'local manu-
facturerc Z: ..~ 4, :,
Mr.. Shores goods can be had: at
Ericson's, Oak Hall and Kenney &
Anker's. Let the union men see to it
that they ask for those goods in thu,
future - !.
From the experience some of us wo-
men have had, while agitating for
union label GOODS it seems that our
greatest obstacle is the attitude of the
union men themselves. 50
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1908-05-09
GOOD RULES FOR
SCHOOL CHILDREN
Which Should Form a Part of the
Curriculum of E very
T. School. -.> :

DR.: S. A. Knopf Of New York city,
the author Of the now famous Prize
Essay" On "Tuberculosis as: disease
Of the Masses, and. How TO-, Combat
it," has recently issued:a most excel
lent circular containing a set OF
Simple Rules for School Children to
Prevent tuberculosis" -".Every child
and adult can help to fight consump-
ton" says DR., Knopf.. School children
cam be helpful by complying with the
following rules:
Do not spit except in spittoon, n
piece Of cloth, or handkerchief used
for that purpose alone. On your re-
turn home have the cloth burned by
your mother, or the handkerchief put
IN water until ready for the wash.
Never spit on slate, floor, play
ground, or sidewalk.
Do not put your fingers into your
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1908-05-09
No L0NCER
Z: FOR the Federation

DENVER, May s.-Formal an
nouncement was made in today's issue
Of the Miners Magazine, official organ
or the Western Federation az Miners,
over the signature Of c.,,E.7 .Mahoney,
first. vice president: and, acting presi-
dent OF the organization. that the exc
cutive board has terminated, the SER
vices of William D. Haywood ais rep
'resentative- Of the federation in the
field. Last December, after. haywood 3
acquittal at Boise, Idaho, on}the charge
Of completely in the murder: of former
Governor steunenberg, he was super
seeded as secretary treasurer Of the
federation by Ernest Mills, on order OF
the executive board. Since that time
he has been employed as a. lecturer
and organizer for the federation an 1
has made a tour in the east it: is in
timated that the: executive board dis
approved Of his activity in advocacy
Of socialistic theories.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1908-05-09

mouth. -"
DO not: pick your nose or wipe it
IN. your hand or sleeve. .,.'..
= DO not wet your fingers in your
mouth, when turning the leaves of
books. i: -: =.
Do not put pencils. in your mouth
or wet them with your lips.
Do not hold money in your mouth.
Do not put pins in. your mouth.
Do not Put anything In your mouth
except food and drink;
Do not swap apple cores, candy,
chewing gum, half eaten 49, food,
whistles, bean blowers, or anything
that is put in the mouth. ...
Peel or wash your fruit before eat
ing it. > =
Never sneeze or cough in. a. per-
sons face. Turn your face to one
side or hold a handkerchief before
your mouth. ..-~-..
Keep your face. hands,. and finger
rails clean. Wash your hands with
seap and-water~ before ~each-+meal
When you don't feel we'll, have cus
yourself, or have been hurt ~ others,
do not be afraid to report to the
teacher.
Keep yourself Just as clean at home
as you do at school.
Clean your teeth with tooth brust,
and water; II possible, after each
meal; but at least on getting up IN
the morning and on going to bed at
! night.
Do not kiss any one on the mouth
or allow anybody to do; 50 to you.
!: Learn to love fresh air and Lear,
to breathe deeply and do it often.