The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-05
DRIFT WOOD BY PHIL V. Ans6xrm0NS.

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 By PHIL V. AnMxrx0ke. ,.s Isnt ]. funny hoy sosn n .s.s, qsn s sue Hsn may ,. paved with good intentions. but let us hope the streets are not torn dss dss yssy ,s hard .,, for girl ss :,t in han her waist all rumpled- to 0s'ys ss o soy sss" so .ss ..sens. sSd .sss : try 70 look in q mirror and fis her hair. thinking what great tra actress the a worid s,ars lost through her being prevented from eo- ing on the stage ey cruel circumstance T suppose i9 that crap game officer Sure, your honor--eysn the dice was vass a st ss v @ ass % s sss.s:s ssss ssi. themselves
 not d chansed @ in s.coo years Neither hes the the story of the s-fish-that-got-back One hundred and three million railroad ties are set every year in the United States. hi, was told by an actor friend who had A New York shop girl has lost her job because she was too good looking She should take uD stenography.
 A Los Angeles man. through . nswsps&psr. per thankful for anything. Hstty Green, wh9 has long been been l,ns.sS snowS insto spend the Long Green" press dispatch tells of e man in Illi- nois with '.hooked nose. bearded cheeks one one of Mrs Gunness's victims who barely escaped with his life.
 By the way. have you noticed the new M. W. Sailors for menz They're Just too cute for anything.
 It takes all kinds of people tc make q world insIuanE the fsliSs gho ,siis 5,ss yss Tssinsd waah psopis s snssstSrs Were Mae Wood says she sat on Senator Pi4tts Senator Piatt sat on Mae Wood. figuratively speaking, E rest and quiet this summer r.
 ''sh-Yes; my wife is going away to the seashore next month,
 The coreys have broken Into Paris so- Savsn.t hsIs U heard "a Ut that Paris was OverwhsImed with joy.
 | age man with big family and little income half as much as more Ice and pros visions. N Most every man in the pent up town would give a good round sum to peal of his clothes and dive into the ole sWimmin hole" again.
 s are Sthas SS 1sSoss getting soap in his eyes hasn't been invent TheNseat of battle oft may be on boys pants it seems to us, when his dad with earneSt vim dusts the powder off of him.
 Even an onion kiss in Texas is better Marvellous Mar Msnhattan. .--Houston Post. Sit down. puddle. just to look at the lips tasteless as a billiard ball.
 An Fastener declares that he will spend the rest of his life suppressing gossip He s right; 1t would take tho reEt or his lire to do 1t even were he a newborn babe. A New York policeman was tried for cowardice because he ran from q woman is about the most dangerous thing We can imagine-dangerous to the innocent ey- islanders.
 About 2.500 different warm blooded ani- mais are known on earth, including the one who comes home Saturday night and meek ly hands his pay envelope over to his wife. Miss skaREs and . Mir. Raines were quaintance of thirty minutes. May their life be mostly sunshine with very little Raines
 The Man Behind. There's the man behind the gun There's the man behind the hat There's the man behind the counter. There the man behind bat
 There's the man behind the bar There's the man behind the Job. There's the man behind the man Behind the Trust that loves to TOD. There's the man behind the engine There's the man behind the hoe With Wit 'tii the m man Sehind the douEh7
 The Sweet Girl Graduate. Behold
 The Grad
 The Sweet
 Girl Grad.
 When she appears
 The earth
 Whsa W she steps forth
 Upon the stage
 And spouteth wisdom
 Of sage. wisdom from Each tinted sheet Bound in baby
 Ribbon neat:
 Deep truths that sway In her dainty. Cute essay. Bless her heart Cries her old dad Who gives her presents He's glad June's fair rose The Sweet Girl drad.
 Armies Are Huge suicide Clubs; :, .,