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Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Those Omaha public school teachers
who are to be tent abroad with the Ma
tional Civic Federation party should
agree in advance not to commit matri-
mony with any avaricious French
dukes or Italian counts.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03
Governor JOhRsOn's MiseSnceptiOn.
NaM York SIN

Governor John A. Johnson Of Minnesota
is quoted as saying that what the demo-
cratic party wants Is a winner II is evil
dent that Governor johnson has not followei
closely the history Of his party In the last
few years. II he had he would know that
his political associates do not care a snap
about winning. They are proud and happy
TO have their organization an annex TO a
successful lecture bureau and newspaper
plant
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Southern democrats are joining In
a chorus to the effect that they are
for Bryan this time, but will support
Governor Johnson for the nomination
in 1912. Does not sound much as
though they expected Mr.. Bryan to be
elected.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Our local democratic contemporary
takes occasion of the death of former
Senator James X. Jones of Arkansas
to print a misbranded portrait Of
former Senator John P. Jones of
Nevada, who is still very much alive.
It should try harder to keep its
Joneses on straight.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Mrs. Hetty Green is said to be pa
tronizing a beauty doctor In New
York. It's a waste of money. Every
widow with Mrs. Green's bank roll is
rated as beautiful,
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

The Johnson managers assert that
Bryan is not sure of nomination at
Denver. Perhaps not, but he has del
egates enough to prevent the nomina-
ton of n other candidate, so the re-
suit will be the same.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03
Johnson countinE chickens.

New York Tribune (rep.).
Governor Johnson's campaign manager
said yesterday at Minneapolis that his
principal could count $50 delegates. in
structed." Twenty-Five are, in fact, in
strueted. The other 2Ss come in under the
u~naudited latitude of a pre-convention
count"
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03
switched on Fame's ThreshOId.

Senator jeff Davis OF Arkansas lost one
Of the opportunities OF his career In not
being in Washington to sustain the La
Toilette filibuster. In such antics he would
have shoWn resplendently. Poor Jeff side
tracked on the way to fame.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Mr.. Bryan denies the report that he
wants Judge Parker for chairman of
the resolutions committee at Denver.
AS a matter of fact the chairman of
the resolutions committee need not re-
port in person, as Mr.. Bryan has the
platform already drawn.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

A -Cipesnnsu man who stopped to
look at d Woman wearing a directoire
gown trippeo, fell aud broke his neck,
The staring act should be practiced
only by rubbernecks.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

earnest and able student at oxford, n
the same Is true OF Governor Hughes at
Brown. Mr.. Asduith was a fellow Of his
college. and Mr.. Hughes was for some
time in his earlier life a teacher at Cor
nell. Both are lawyers, and both came
into prominence after somewhat similar
fashion.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Carrie Nation asserts that she has
no interest whatever in politics. This
is a little surprising in Wow Of her
persistent campaign in behalf Of the
peerless leader.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

, Cable dispatches announce the
death of Datto 5okannon, the greatest
chief of the Sulus. 1t is understood
that he was not in any way related to
Chief Jokannon of the American con-
gress.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

According TO the New York World,
$4,000 OF Parker money was paid to
Nebraska Bryanites in 1904, but &C
cording to Mayor Jim" it was only
$4,000 when It reached him. Query.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

A Pennsylvania court has ruled that
testimony in divorce proceedings must
be given in open court. The decision,
II generally followed, might have the
desired effect Of checking the divorce
evil.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

government in the next fiscal year is
81, OOs,sO4.Ss4. an increase of about
SIS, 0Oo,0 600 over the appropriations
Of the session last year. The public
buildings bill and the new %sppropria-
lions for pensions account for most of
the increase.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

A Princeton professor asserts that
round shoulders are caused by deep
pockets. 1t is more likely that they
are caused by empty pockets.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

"Mr. Bryan has a quiet, peaceful
home" says a magazine writer. Mr..
Bryan is too fond of his family to re-
hearse his speeches at home.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

There is a contest on for six delegates In
the District of Columbia.
Allowing for some Bryan votes from the
states of Connecticut, Pennsylvania and
Rhode Island. it is figured that it will be
essential for him to have the following
states to secure the nomination.: Georgia,
26; Louisiana, IS; North Carolina. "a, and
Virginia, "a, making a total of 80. 1t is
claimed that these states, with Maryland,
Is; Montana. 8, and Vermont, s, a total of
100, will defeat Bryan.
1t is figured that from the conventions
yet to be held Bryan will get these dele
Vates from the following states:
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Nevada authorities are offering a
reward for the best method of Kidding
the state of mice and rats. Feed them
on mining stock.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

The New York American says the
roller skate was invented in 1919.
The rollerless skate, however, was in
use several thousand years before that
date,
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03
Hopes that Are shadoMs.
BROOKLYN Eagle.

Some OF the Johnson boomers think their
man is certain OF the nomination in 1912,
hat conviction takes no account of enc
William J. Bryan, whose candidacy time
cannot wither, custom stale, nor defeat dis
courage.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Execution of that 5000 900 judg-
ment against the city of Omaha in
favor of the water company has been
indefinitely postponed.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

The crew WIN manned the Florida while
It was under fire of the Arkansas target
guns give a brave answer to the question,
whats a man in the navy for. anyhow,
unless to be shot att"
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

The county Judge of one of our Ne
braska counties has resigned to be-
come a banker. At that he is a demo-
crat. N1
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

A democratic hlibuster has been
demonstrated to be just as ineffective
as democratic craftsmanship.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03
1t is figured that Johnson will get these
delegates from these states and territories,
whose conventions are vet 10 be held:

This will leave the result Bryan. 613, UNI
instructed, and therefore presumably OPP
posed to Bryan, 3S3, which would leave
Bryan with fifty-five votes less than the
number required to nominate.
The fatal error in such calculations
is due to the conclusion that all dele
gates not instructed for Mr.. Bryan are
presumably opposed" to him. The
eight uninstructed delegates from New
Hampshire, it is conceded, will support
Bryan. OF the seventy-eight New York
delegates, a dozen or nor votes favor
him. Vermont will support him with
at least half of the delegation, and he
will draw largely from Georgia. North
Carolina, Louisiana and Maryland.
The opposition is not conferred on any
candidate and is not pronounced
enough to be held in line after the pre-
liminary count shows IL to be a Bryan
convention throughout.
While the johnson movement and
the anti-Bryan sentiment in the east
have shown unexpected strength in the
last few months, both were started too
late to be effective. Barring unfore-
seen complications, the Denver conven-
ton promises TO be little more than a
Bryan mass meeting, and the ''antis'
may as well be ready to take their
medicine.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Ex-Candidate Berge also wants to
know who got the $4,000 hlched
from the "old Parker gang"
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Consolation may be found in the
thought that June is usually a very
~well-behaved month.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

No weather is too dry or too wet
for Board of Trade farmers.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Chairman Tawney of the house COM
mittee on appropriations announces
that the total to be expended by the
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION;
State of Nebraska, Douglas County, SIS,
George b. Tzschuck, treasurer of The
Bee Publishing compan being duly sworn,
says that the aetna number Of Iull and
complete copies of The Daily, Morning
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during
the mnnlh OF Nav -1a0A. was aa FOLLOWS:
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Gould you give a starving woman
work7'
Yes, but I must tell you that we have
five children
Thanks. I'll keep on starving Louis
Vile Courier-Journal.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

ut seems to me that you trust that con-
Wet beyond the bounds OF prudence"
"Oh, he wouldn't dare escape"
why not?'
1.-TWO wives are waiting for him to come
out. Houston Post.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03
WHEN our OF TOWN.

WHEN OUT OF TOWN.
Subscriber leaving the city tenn
pOrariIy shouId have The Bee
mailed to them. Address will be
changed as often a. requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

II want you to prohibit him from kissing
you"
ut wouldn't do any good. He says pro-
public.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

who is that pushing fellow who Is try
ing so hard to get into our social set?'
II believe he's a fellow who made a lot
of money in the lawnmower business
Baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03
LAUGHING GAS.

ibid your son get near the top OF his
class?''
NO" answered Farmer CorntosseI.
cheerily. But you ought to see the way
he could get to second base!'-Washlngton
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

himself into a mighty bad s~crap.-Chicago
Tribune.
Your hair is coming out on top, SIR"
said the barber. -a4
"Goodl" exclaimed Balderston, "I knew
II was in me. Now, for goodness sake,
don't talk TO il or It will crawl back again."
Philadelphia Press.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

"This creature said the naturalist,
pointing to a picture of a crude fish,
''aiects ink as 1t travels in such quantities
as to bewilder its pursuer."
Wonderful said the man with the
stained fingers. 1T might be called the
Star.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Human speech remarked the s%enten-
tious philosopher, lis a mighty engine OF
progress"
IAN engine mostly run by hot air"
supplemented his Observation-Disclosures Amer
lean.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

The states which have chosen unln-
structed delegates to the convention and
the number Of such delegates chosen so far
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

1.-THE Jinkses have lost that splendid
cook of theirs"
How came thatT"
$50 many were after her that the eld-
est son married her to keep, her In the
Observation-Disclosures American.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Entered at omaha Postoffice as second
class matter.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Eyes" said Tom, II wrote a letter
And did she reject your asked Dick,
yes. l made the mistake of spelling
honor without the u.'"-IndianapoIis
News.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

VICTOR RosEwATER. EDITOR.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-06-03

Well" said the customer, as he paid
the barber and moved toward the door, 81
feel like congratulating myself on getting
safely out Of a mighty bad scrape.
BY placing himself promptly on the OUT
side Of the barber shop he avoided gettlhs
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26
Experience Would be Valuable.

In A. F. Reitz, of Beaver town.
ship, the people Of Jefferson county
would have practical and experienced
man for county commissioner. His ex-
perience In stone work alone would be
of great benefit to the people, as county
bridge building and repairing is one
OF the great features OF the office; he
having been stone mason and con-
tractor ana builder OF county and state
bridges and railroad work. Besides
Mr.. Reitz is capable man in other
ways, He has been life long Re-
publican and active worker and has
helped to build up its majority In the
county He now seeks the reward of
this Office and being well deserving and
quite popular and well known over
the county, his chances for the nomina-
tion are certainly good. We shall be
glad to congratulate him on his nomina-
tion.-Big Run Tribune.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26
Paradise.

The election on Tuesday took quite
number Of our men away from their
work to the different voting places.
Bertha Little visited her friend,
Mabel Randolph, one day last week.
Nelson Smith unloaded car of lime
for ]. r. Hills last week.
Harrison Rutter transacted some
business In Sykesvile few days ago.
Last Saturday evening Grover
Sprague entertained number of his
friends at ''stag" party the occasion
being the celebration of his birthday.
A number OF the young ladies' OF the
burg held leap year party in the old
theater hall Friday night.
J. W. SyphHt, who resides on what
is known as Hill street, fell on the
icy pavement a few days ago and re-
ceived quite shaken up, although not
seriously hurt.
Jiles Rishell, who has been having
quite a siege of the grip, is GONZALES
cling slowly.
The teacher, Miss Carrie Davis, and
pupils of the Philippi school observed
last Friday as Washington's birthday
by giving an entertainment.
Hello Central! Please give me your
neighbours residence. Hello neighbor,
is that you? You bet your boots it is.
Say, have you been hearing the latest
news OF the day? If not, why not
subscribe for The STAR and save run
ming mile or two to borrow your
neighbours paper to find out what the
Paradise correspondent has to say each
week
Frank Hills said that his friend,
John Gathers, told him that he heard
John Lofts teamster, Earl Deemer,
tell Fred Sheesley, and declared it to
be a fact, that the best place to
get horseshoing done was at Charley
Keller's blacksmith shop.
We have often heard the question
asked, (which would you sooner do
or go fishing?'. This question was
asked of little boy and he said
he would rather go to fish, but
the "old man" kept him busy shovel
ing snow.
Some of our farmers who still have
few sugar trees left are preparing
to tap them as soon as the weather
gets little warmer.
Say, mister, we're you ever in Para
disc? Well we have some of the
prettiest girls here (what-'er-am).
Some of them are quite young yet
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26
NUMBER AZ.

while others are quite a bit older.
Just about old enough to chew the
rag nicely. We'll I was walking down
one OF the streets and happened to
meet one OF the fair damsels and she
said, "Hello Sonnym "Well Sissy,"
said, 'that isn't my name but believe
have seen three or four years. more
sun than you have" "Yes," she re-
piled, "that was about the difference
between paps and mans age when
they were married and they have been
living together ever since" She even
asked me to 90 out for asleigh ride, but
| declined as I had paps boots on
at the time and haG to hurry home.
You know this is leap year, and the
girls are trying to play their part
of the game.
You know we have the big six In
Paradise. but there is still one that
is little bigger. George Hollenbaugh
Is six feet and two inches.
We overheard a conversation where
number Of persons were talking about
f1owers. One said he liked the Johnny
jump-ups, another said he liked the
early dew drop, one said she liked the
Bellies better and another said the
Carrienation was real pretty. But
William Sheesley said he much pre-
ferred the sweet William to any OF
| them.
While one of our young men was
vending his way home from Wishaw
recently he met with mishap he will
not soon forget. On nearing his home
he spied some black object by the side
OF the road which he took to be their
tame house cat and was in tie act
OF picking it up in his arms when oh
my! that green cloud that came over
his eyes. He says that hereafter he
will leave well enough alone, especially
pole cats, and will then not have to
! change clothes before entering the
house when the Thermometer is down
near niblo. He said there was one
thing left to console him and that
was that be had an extra scent when
he arrived at home that he did not
have when he left
L said some things last week and
expect to say some more next week.
That is all have to say this week.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26
BY One Who Knows Him.

AS most OF our readers know, Horace
G. Miller, Of Punxsutawney, is candi-
date for the nomination for Represent
ative on the Republican ticket. His
candidacy has called forth commend
atory remarks from practically all our
country papers. We wish to add a
word to what we have already given.
We have known Mr.. Miller now over
ten years and have met him In business
as we'll as social lines and think we al lie
quite we'll acquainted with him.
Therefore, speak not 30 much that we
believe as that we do know when
we say that for square, all-around
man, Of honesty, intelligence, and ex-
perience he is second to none aspiring
to this office. In addition, he is also
"the right kind of man" morally and
can be depended upon to consistently
and actively support every true interest
of the people. We honestly believe,
therefore, that the Republican voters
of Jefferson county would do honor
to themselves as well as to worthy
man If they would give him this po-
sition. If all our legislators were like
him we would have no need to fear for
the right conduct of state affairs. We
hope to be able later on to congratulate
him on his triumphant nomination.
Jefferson county Republicans cannot
afford to turn down 80 good a man
for the position Big Run Tribune.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26
Please n't0V6r|OOk this NOtlCe

Again request and urge subscribers whether only
year or less, than year behind to kindly coop
with and help meet the postoce ruling the
purpose of which few of understand and which the
weekly newspapers generally opposed to. We will
appreciate the favor of prompt payment and prompt
al Please do overlook this notice is of great
portance you and The STAR Early and prompt
ton will save misunderstanding and unnecessary and un
meant ifeeings later about April 1s when this
rule goes into effect.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26
Suffering and Dollars Saved.

E. S. Loper, of Marilla, NJ Y, says:
81 am carpenter and have had many
severe cuts healed by Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. 1t has saved me suffering and
dollars, 1t is by far the best healing
salve have eyer found" Heals burns,
sores, Ulcers, fever sores, eczema and
piles. 25c at Stoke & Feicht Drug
Co., druggists.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26
Donnestics

Domestics-Lancaster Gingham, just
received, 5000 yards will be sold in this
sale at cents per yard
A. S. and Co. apron gingham-good
quality at 6 cents per yard.
Hills best bleached and halfbleeched
muslin &c per yard.
Anderson's best unbleeched muslin
good quality, 7c per yard.
Simpsons best grade calicoes at &c.
The best 1Oc and 12c outing flannel
will be sold at and SC per yard. (Alight-
er weight at 5 cents.)
Ladies feece-lined hose SC per pair.
Ladies sc handkerchiefs &c each.
&C and sc fine laces will be sold at &c
and &c per yard.
Sc Embroideries will be sold at &c per
yard.
1Oc, 12c and 15c embroideries will be
sold at cents per yard.
All our other dress goods are reduced
accordingly.
Ladies' Ready-to-wear Garments
Ladies' white lawn shirtwaists, trim
med with fine dainty lace and all-over en-
broideries, fine qualities. Regular price
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

The weather for the last week is
what brings on catarrh. Get a Hyomei
outfit from Stoke & Feicht Drug Co =,
and catarrh will not bother you. Money
back If Hyomei fails to cure the worst
case of catarrh,
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26
These Prices Will be Good Until March 1St Only
PRICES SMASHED TO SPLNTERS

$1.5O to $500. Our sale price 75c.
Ladies best taffeta silk shirtwaists,
regular price $500 and $6.0O-our sale
price $3.50.
Ladies' all over lace and net shirt
waists, regular price $500 and 5000
our sale price $3.50. With silk lining.
Ladies' black silk underskirts, heavy
tafeta, regular price $500 and $1,000
our sale price $3.50.
Ladies black sateen underskirts, reg
ular price $500 and $3.50. Our sale price
csc.
We have large stock of ladies' top
skirts which we will sacrifice at one-half
the regular price.
Ladies long coats, the latest styles,
all shades, will be sold for less than half.
We will sell you coat for $500 that you
would not take $1,000 for.
Our sale price $3.50 coat is as good as
pay $500 and $4,000 elsewhere.
Ladies and misses jackets-price else
where from $500 to $1,000 Our sale
price $2.75.
Ladies fur and fur SETS This is a
chance in life time-almost given away.
Come in and be convinced and you will be
surprised.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

Our roof lets in the rain, our trans
lucent windows let in the sunshine and
our hat-pin quartette is silent now.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

The perfect fitting shoe for women,
Queen Quality Price $500 to "a 90
Adams.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

When you want plumbing done or
anything in the plumbing line, call on
9. E. Humphrey on Main street.
New dress ginghams at Gillespies.
For the very particular man, pair
of Bannister shoes, price $500. Adams.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

One brilliant Senior thinks the class
of '0S should give the school water
set, another suggests a picture of Rob-
inson Crusoe.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

The High School Basket Ball team
VAS defeated twice last week-at st.
Marys last Tuesday score 3l-l9, and at
Beechwoods Friday, score 30.l7. We
admit this looks bad, bat cheer up and
hope for better.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

just received 1000 pounds of choice
skinned hams that we are selling at
II cents per pound. Hunter & Mil
lir~u meat market.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

Miss Milliren-You see, class, If there
had not been Renaissance we would
not have Greek or Latin to-day.
Otis-Wisb there had never been
such thing.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

Tonight Falls Creek high school will
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26
THE
/ HIGH SCHOOL
BULLETIN
BULLETIN
MxxxMxxxMMxxx~Mx~~***x~*

Editor-in. Chief. Graydon Robinson
Senior Reporter Miss Best
Sophomore Reporter Miss Dillman
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

The annual Junior Essay Contest has
Just closed. On account OF the class
being so small all the members wrote.
They had the choice OF two subjects,
"The First Republic" and "The Alvan-
tages of American Citizenship" Miss
Frampton wrote on the latter subject.
The remainder of the class took the
former. Three judges, Mrs. Rev. A.
D. Mckay, Clement W. Flynn and
Charles S. Lord, to whom the essays
were submitted unsigned, gave the
award to Miss Fonda King. The essay
wiz be read by its author in Assembly
Hall on Book Night. March 9th.
The last lecture of our course is, ac-
cording to the old rule, the best Of all.
Nobody in or about Reynoldsville can
afford to miss Judge Browns lecture on
1.-THE Boy Problem" The lecturer
knows the ways and thoughts of boys
thoroughly and his work as head of the
Juvenile Court has given him an insight
into his SUI ject that is deep and strong.
His power as lecturer is known all
over the country and anyone who hears
him is rewarded doubly-by entertain
..ment and by instruction.
The Book Night entertainment to be
given by the high school pupils will be
held In the Assembly Hall Friday even
ing, March g. The object is to get
some new books for our school library
and the admittance charge to the en-
tertainment will be book We hope
that our good friends will turn out in
force that evening and we will promise
something worth while In return.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

Miss Coleman Crying to arouse some
patriotism in the class)-Now, Tommy,
IL you should see the Stars and Stripes
waving from the flag pole, what would
you think?
Toni would think the wind was
blowing
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

play the H. S. of this place In the thea
ter Game starts 815. Admission 25c.
Have any Of you fellows a check?"
Sure sign Of money panic.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-02-26

Hill muslin 10c yard at Gillespies.