The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-14
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: The. Odd Feiiows seem to have a pretty even temperament.
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 The. Odd Feiiows seem to have a pretty even temperament.
 "As the twig is bent 60 Is the tree ciined. over his daddy's knee so is the twig bent where 1t will do the most in several states forbiddsng the kiss ing of babies by candidates. This o w stsra os snd Gr atse ae M snsS are the real power behind the throne.
 A justice of the peace out in Kansas cured s47. That, t seerns iDs to j % Us. ' IS 2, very safe and logical way to play roes nee9 on IS ana n % on-isst M week Ss mSas ma the furnace nre--today he niows the lawn!
 have some Latin name as long as your arm, given 1t by some fool scientist rrsssS ss asos s4oF isr cH Sal. hfs' iS t.r sxsy
 Eer: "Yoa don't say--rr have to look into it.
 Secretary Taft can button his wife's shirtwaist up the back. But we'll bet she couldn't return the favor if he wore 'en that way
 If all the Bell telephones made each year were blended into single instru- ment it would be nearly 800 miles hiGn and weigh 4.000 tons
 ..ahs ar4 f i'll ns 'G: }: ss:s sssspa0ns sos si' Sss their words recorded on phonogrspn cylinder. 1t would require one l.IsS.- We have carefully computed this by the aid of the galley-boy and the of- flee cat on q typesetting machine. This Is no pastime for c holy man to be engaged In. however. for should he encounter relieve his feelings in so choice a man ner as some of our "Merg' operators might .s."5l'
 F New York's Four Hundred" is said to now number eleven hundred Hetty Green is cutting down expen- ses by, living in q SIS day apart ids ideas of economy SSs never did coinciae with ours. ,s-,
 Before election a vice-Presidential a steam pile driver, but afterward ne makes noise like T cemetery
 ing t ssss' ;srsR: ssF:: is s:.tSs sP ssn ta's grit
 Did you ever notice the poorer man is the more ways he can tell you to A fat pocket book win draw friends like nioIasses barrel will draw flies.
 If you are very original these days people viii say you are crazy. Of course when you accept a stand inE H4Esbis pcnt tSsyh se 1S Ser you chair Of all the eranks upon this sphere. the crank that seems to me most queer tns Ssers gaa as's soo @ sS :s' sss
 So few blondes are fair and square We prefer our blondes fair and Oh. TO. Sarah. It takes the record ing secretary more than a minute 10 of woman's club. weren't youf Don't Nxlt till mans dead to praise him; Watt till he's dead broke ana
 The St Louis Times tells of six year-old child who went to a shop unattended and bought Merry Widow vile as litter of heavy weights
 Mir. Rockefeller says T love every one ofemy fellow-men." Sweet of you | John. wien you reflect that a big per fsis%nEssrff ssns ff them buy oil at your own i-s HDig Dat BaitI"
 River jest a singin as he hurries to
 pe sDis dat bait!
 An, I feels q 4ishy-longin' des 8 stealin' over me Dig dat bait. .- t Get dat pole down. honey, git de hooks an fetch de line. Down Edar in de stable dar's some | I: Worms. dat's simply fine, s7 Crease dat skillet. Mandy, kase Now zFastus, dig dat bait .e Dig dat bait, l Ole snake doctor nyin' roun' 50 1 gig, gag cross de creek. | Dig dat bait"
 Ole catfish am sassy-Law- He's got lot of cheek.
 Dig dat bait. l Soon he be a wrigglin' on De little pinted hook. l FI.,'s awinter be ma supper.
 Fo' it's done writ in de Book. So Mandy sit dat skillet out an | be prepared to cook
 An dig dat bait, now Rastus,
 Dig dat bait!
 Hon. Emmet o'NeaI
 SheHaeld Standard.
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