New-York tribune., 1908-02-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY
AriStOcrat.

c.lrrbia Alumnus-That woman the debate
team is intoIerable. You wouldn't Ike TO DEBATE
with a woman. would you?
Cornell Alumnus-Got so don't miro IL NOV"
Been married five years
Miss EIder-The idea OF his pretending tha' my
Miss Peppery-R Ridiculous:
MIS- Peppery"Yes: just II you'd buy gray
hair-Phadelphia Press
'solIy' Joers came to him more oy acci-
dent than design says writer In 'he "ocleh-
blatr" His parents gave him the name or Soio-
mon and as Solomon the child was known IN the
WhitechapeI district by the few lowly people VINO
noticed him at all. At school Solomon became
solly' as Abraham is usually transformed into
Abe Isaac Ike and Moses into Moe "heh
Barney Barnato wrote TO the Joel boys 10 leave
their Whtechapel home and follow him to Africa
Woolf kept the name which had been given 10 hlih
b,t Solomon changed his Souy, and as 'Sony
he like his kinsman Barnato. became e rich man
Woolf. who murdered. and 'Soily, VINO mas
been brought into prominence by threats fron the
who killed his brother. were like Barna'o IN
many respects. All vulgar and IIIIterate. and
in all OF them the money making quality alb
normally developed"
The professor complrnenting the violin vir-
tuoso on the excellence of his playing
by the way he said, do YOU play the Doc
That is a piece l have never heard Of" an
Never heard Of it, exclaimed the professor.
Fiddle ID. D-.'-Chicago Tribune
IN THE WOODS
'Tis sweet to worship God when Love commands
In temples unadorned by human hands
The grand cathedrals of the solemn woods,
Where no unworthy devotee intrudes;
A. mossy atars and III cloister-bowers,
Where prayer is blended with the balm of flowers;
In leafy corridors and woodland ways.
" here all is resonant with hymns OF praise;
In shady groves festooned by dropping vines.
Where bending bough with pendant branch
twines:
Where ba billing brooks with liquid tongues pro-
claim
The glory and the greatness OF His name.
DAVID BANKS SICkELS.
Pardon began the y neT 5d 6s, ,bst
magazine article last month for u.s.? u.s., 81 o-..
you'll understand that don't make a business of
that sort of thing
''Of course. | know that / read the article
Philadelphia Press
A NJ. Devereux. Of Castine. Me. has in his pos
session the ships articles of the schooner Classia
and Eliza on voyage from Boston 70 Castine
thence to some port the West Indies and return.
In 1902 The schooner in command of
Ma this Rider. jr. master, and was manned by
crew of first and second mates cook. ships boy
and three seameu. which in these days would De
considered sufficient for large threemaster. The
pay list is of interest compared with the pres
day. Joy this paper the master received So
q month. the mates So andNsI7 respectively
and the seamen 81 month. while the boy
ceived 81 30. The back of the articles shows a
copy of the laws for the government of seamen I'm
the merchant service signed by George Washing
ton. President john Adams. Nice-Presdent. and
Thomas jefferson. Secretary OF State
Some one has written play entitled The Girl
Who Has Everything
''Well?''
Wonder what it's about
sounds like IL might be about the hired girl
and her numerous ailments. lie Courier
Journal