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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
G. s. McLeran, %. ID. S., office
over Brorson's Drug Store Audubon.
The Mothers Meeting

The Mothers Meeting, Wednesday
afternoon, had an increased attend
ance and interest. The program had
been we'll prepared and was well rem
dered. The musical part arranged by
Miss Hazel Neff afforded pleasing
entertainment Several numbers were
given by the children, which is always
a popular feature. Little Gladys Nc
Hargue and Marg aret Zion with their
dollies attracted much attention
Miss Laura Hunter who, not many
years ago was school girl in Audu-
bon, but now an evangelistic singer 10
Illinois, sang solo that greatly
pleased her old-time friends.
Miss Ella M. Stearns gave the prin-
cipal address, her topic being "Child-
ren's Rights and Their Limitations. :"
She spoke especially of children's rec
reations and referred particularly to
the public play grounds of the towns
and cities, suggesting that Audubon
is not too insignificant to give attention
to this matter. She emphasized the
necessity of teaching the children also
that they should have due regard for
the rights of other people. This topic
was discussed by several of the teach
ers. The next meeting will be at the
home of the President Mrs. +. S. Watts
and the date for it will be announced
in our next issue.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
Surprise For Miss Mary Davis

Miss Mary Davis, daughter of w.
B. Davis. and a teacher in the public
schools, was very completely and
agreeably surprised last Friday even
ing by the ladies of the p. e. o. Sister
hood of which she is the retiring presi-
dent after efficient service in that ca
pacity during the last two years. The
members, about twenty-five in number,
met at the home ofMrs. Doctor Brooks
and went to the home of Miss Davis,
in the south part of town, where ar
rangements had beer made for a deli
cious supper. Through the diplomacy
of Miss Stearns all suspicion was
avoided so that the surprise to the
lady was wholly unsupported. Follow
ing the social and dietetical part of the
program Mrs. Harriet Vollmar, the
incoming president, announced as a
further recreation an old-fashioned
spelling school, by choosing sides and
sitting down at the missing of word.
Ofcourse there was all kinds of spelling
but we understand that some ofthe older
ladies, who hadn't forgotten all of
their old spelling school habits,
stood up" the longest.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
ABSTRACTS.

Do You know your title Is perfect?
Real Estate Is valuable. Call on
NASH & PHELPS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30

We make a speciality of writ.
ing INSURANCE and represent
the following COMPANIES:
Continental,
Concordia,
Connecticut,
Germania.
Home of New York
Liverpool q London & Globe
Northwestern National
State of Des Moines
Come in and by your insnr-
ance, as you buy merchandise.
1t costs less, and you get a
better policy, as we write them
ourselves and pay all losses.
One years time without in
terest on farm risks. Call and
see US.
NASH & PHELPS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
Doctor Carrie Br0Oks-WOOd, Dental off
ice opposite Commercial Savings Bank.
A Distinguished Visitor

The Hon. Albert B. Cummins, gov.
ernor of the state of Iowa and candi
date for United States Senator, stop
ped in Audubon for an hour Tuesday
evening on his way to Extra where he
made an address. He spoke at Man
ming in the afternoon and came down
on the evening train. Joe Ell. Ross and
s. M. Gardner met him at the station
with the formers Auto and conveyed
him to the Park Hotel. After supper
Messrs, Joe III. Ross, LATE Simpson
and Professor Mantz accompanied the
governor and stayed to the meeting at
the X. p. Hall which was we'll attended
considering the short notice that had
been given.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30

There will be no prearching service
at tho M. Il. church next Sunday be-
cause Of the quarantine ofthe parson-
age. Mrs. Vedder, who is i'll from
scarlet fever, is getting along remarka-
bly, well and Mr.. Vedder fully expects
To he out and Gil his pulpit May the
Tenth, The Sunday School, Epworth
League and Junior League will meet
at the regular hour.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
A Notice To Directors

The Directors and Officers OF the
Audubon County Agricultural Society
will meet on Saturday, May 2, 1908,
TO transact business that must be at
tended to at once, AS this will proba-
bly, be the last meeting of the society
before fair dates all directors are urged
to be present. G. w. HOOVER,
l72 President.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
The Town Of KimbalItOn

On Monday, April q, 1908, the newly
incorporated town of KimbalIton held
its first election when the following
officers were duly elected without any
contest:
Doctor p, f. James, Mayor;
Martin N. Esbeck, Treasurer;
Messrs. j. j. Esbeck, I. G. Jensen,
Thos, Thomson, G. S. Faaborg,
p. j. Bertelsen, Councilman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
The EpwOrth League

The following named officers were
elected Tuesday evening AZ the regular
business meeting ofthe Epworth League
OF the Audubon NJ. Il church To serve
the ensuing year. They will be in
stalled about May Seventeen by Civ
ing publec program
Cora Sampson, President;
Elizabeth Harris, First Vice;
Alice Gardner, Second Vice;
John Renftle, Third Vice;
Hazel Law, Fourth Vice;
Adolph G., Wolfe, Secretary;
Howard Kittell, Treasurer;
Hazel Neif, Chorister.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
American Sun Bonnet

Uy IHtHIIH OF IIIB
draw string. The
Chambary, Bingham
and Percale from
which they are made
is of the best, plenty
of goods is used, the
colors are we'll Sc
lected and the work
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
THE MAY BREAKFAST
At The N. E. Church On May The First
From Six To Nine O'Clock
BILL OF FARE,

BILL OF FARE:
Oranges, Oatmeal
Ham and Eggs, Fried Potatoes,
Hot Biscuit and Honey,
Coffee, Cookies, Doughnuts.
Breakfast, Twenty Cents.
Waf1les and Hot Syrup % Cents.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30

Mr., and Mrs. A. IL. Hersman, of
Ida Grove, came down Tuesday aud
with her sister Mrs. ID. w. Randolph,
went down To Extra 10 attend the fun
eral of Mrs. Dave Workman, a sister
OF the ladies.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
New Wall Paper

All our New Wall Paper is on dis
play and is very choice. The prices
are low and we can meet all COMPETE
ton. 1t will pay you to see for your
self before buying.
THE Prick DRUG COMPANY.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
Meeting Friday Night!

Another meeting of the Audubon
Commercial Club will be held on Fri
day evening, May the First, to hear
the report of the committee appointed
Monday night to confer with Colonel
Adams. Let there be good attend
ance!
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-04-30
Card OF Thanks

Mr.. John Schrader and family wish
to thank their neighbours and friends
for their kindness during the sickness,
death and burial of their daughter,
Mrs. w. Fl. McCammant.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
State Boards and officers

.Adjutant General-Thomas n. Poole, Bis
marck. - - &&.E
State Oil Inspector-Frank A. Wilson, Bath
sapti,sof Public Health-J. Grassick. Grand
ice President Board of Health-chas. E.
official Estray Paper..Sentinel, Cooperstown.
District Game Wardens-First district, w. N.
Smith. Grafton; Second district, Olaf
State Board of Pardons-Gov. john Burke,
II ex-oficio; Zion. d. E. Morgan, ex-ofhcio;
Hon. T. F. McCue, ex-oficio; Charles Wing,
Darlington; w A. Fulkerson. Devils Lake.
Burke. governor; Alfred Blaisdeii, Secretary
of State; II. Z. Holmes, State Auditor
State Auditing Board-yohn Burke. Cover
McGue, Attorney General =, - :, :
State Banking Beard-John Burke, Governor;
Alfred Blaisdell, Secretary of State; T. r.
McCue, Attorney General:
Z Grafton: w. S. Parker. Lisbon: ]. NJ. S.
Wiser, Fargo; Walter Master, Willow City:
H II; Bateman, cooperstown..
Wheeler, Grand Forks; E; j. Campbell.
Fargo; G. A. Carpenter, Fargo; F. n.
Smyth. Bismarck: ]. P. tAylen, Sheldon: 81.
G. Woutat, Grand Forks: w. r Hobart.
Rowe, casselton. al 81 rs 81 "a
State IRRIGATION and Drainage-T R Akin
son, Engineer, Bismarck, N. n.
State Board of Eaualization Governor, Audi
tor, Treasurer. Attorney General. Commits
sioner of Agriculture. Sessions at Capitol
. first TUESDAY, in August each year. s. ~
Bar Association--H. a. Libby, Park River,
President; John Carmody, Hilisboro Vice
President; w. 81. Thomas, Leeds, Secre-
y tary and Treasurer, 8s M Ia
State Board Of Bar Exalniners--A Andrew A.
Bruce. Grand Forks; Emerson III. Smith
FARGO, NJ. H: Brennan, Devils Lake: R. D.
Hoskins. clerk Of supreme court ex-ofhcio
lions at Grand Forks the first Tuesday in
4 June sad in Fargo 6rst Tuesday in Decern.
Der. 3ss q
State Board Of Dental Exan,iners--H. Z.
q Starting, Fargo; w. !. Brownlee Devils
& Lake: George T. Mcdonald. Jamestown r.
e: Sweet. Minot; F. w. Chandler, Valley
City. +.
State Beard of Emhaimers- e. F. Gi,bs5t, Cas-.
SETON; n e: Flint Jamestown; j. ". Max
WE'LL Walhalla. sfl 81 #l$@a a$
Optometry BeardE. p. Sundberg, Fargo;
w. r. Blakely, Grafton; E a. Nelson,
Maxbass; Z: NJ. Ness, Wahpeton; A. o.
Void, Z 'ngdnns
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
Geography Didn't Count.

In one OF the Philadelphia public
schools. according to the Notebook, ts
y little girl pupil whose ancestors and
to-reli gionfsts have ever held that the
principal end and aim Of the life Of
woman is marriage. This little girl
is well uD in most OF her studies, but
she has an inyeterate dislike Of geeg-
fapfly, and It seems impossible to teach
the study to her. The other day her
leacher, made impatient by her SEEM
Ing unWillingness to learn her geogra-
ply lesson, sent to Rosie's mother a
hote requesting her to see that the girl
btudied her lesson. The next day
showed no improvement, however, and
the teacher asked Rosie whether she
had delivered the note.
Yes, ma'am," was the reply.
And did your mother read the note,
Rosie z" asked the teacher.
Yes, ma am" IL .5Esz
What did she say?" i. 81.
!. My mother said that she didn't
know geography, an she got married,
hn' my aunt didn't know geography, an
she got married, an you know geog-
taphy an you didn't get married" 4
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
SPARKS

Good by, nephew; write me, and I'll
answer promptly
why not give it to me now, uncle Z"
.--F1iegende Blaetter sa
"How did you enjoy the opera?" he.
ooh! it was just splendid" she re-
piled. u
.But 1t was all French, wasn't it?'' ss
oh, no & Of course, some of the
handsomest ones were unmistakably
Partisan. but there were quite a nliIn-
doubtedly made here. ''-P Philadelphia
Press. n
This thermometer" complained the
old lady, sain't no good I can never
tell by 1T how cold the room is.''
dealer, with 8 plying air, do you not
know. the word thermometer is de-
rived from two Greek words meaning "a
measure of heat 2 Naturally, there
fore, it isn't meant to measure cold. 49,
The Catholic STANDARD and Times.
Prosy One Did I tell You the story
Of my wife and the taxicab9
n Bored Cynic--Is it very long
Prosy One-No
Bored Cynic-T hen you didn't tell iss
me-. Punch. t sf
Ikey Ito his lawyer) TJnd he said
he would make him Free pair of pants
.nnd he made none. Vat can you do? q;
~ az. sLawyer--We'li get you the money all
right Theyre breaches of PROMISE
Harvard Lamp
We ali reside iii hats, OF course.
We're of q single type.
4s And opportunity, perforce
Must whistle up a pipe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
State, County and City Directory

State Live Stock Sanitary Board-Dueaid
Campbell, ,Kintyre; w. L. Richards, Dick
b inson; Andrew Yeitch, Grand Forks; E. j.
Walsh, Willow City; J. w. Robinson, cod
Harbor: Executive officer, w. F. Crewe,
Devils Lake. ES
State Library Commission Frank J. Thomp-
son, Fargo; w. L. Stockwell; Mrs. Minnie
e: Budlong Bismarck; Zana K. Miller,
librarian and. director for, commission. i
BARRIERS Examining Board-Chas Elsberrx.
Rolla; Edward Richardson, Devils Lake; j.
I. Hooker, Fargo. ~ q ..'$
Board of Veterinary Medical Examiners-F.
I. Gusack, Darlington; S. P. Smith, Cando;
]: F. Sylvester, Langdon. F55,5s $
State Historical Society-C. F. Amidon, Far
s SO, President; NJ. q. Jewell, Bismarck,
Vice PRESIDENT; O. 6. Libby, University,
r Secretary; j. I. Cashel, Grafton, Treas
urer; E.. R. Steinbrueck, Bismarck, field
officer; 8
State Weather and Crop Service-O. w. Rob.
erts, director, Bismarck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
Canned 1 anauaae.

AT q dinner III honor of Richard
Rowland told q story Of how Mr.. Stod-
dard opened q tomato can, to Illustrate
his intense ardor Mr.. Stoddard, he
said, went into the closet to open the
car, and soon his wife heard him talk
Ing vigorously. q SKI IF s$ IS u
What are you doing there, Mr..
Stod dard 2. she asked. 3
Opening a tomato can" he said.
What with ~, asked his wife.
o With knife, " replied Mr.. Stod-
Sdard did you think ! was opening II
with my teeth ~. a
No, she said. s'but from your lam
guage i thought that YOU were open-
Ing It with prayer. - The Independent.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
Terms Of District court--sth District

First Subdivision--At Bismarck, third Tues
day IN May and fourth Tuesday in Novew
Second sabdivision-At Medora, Billingy
Tuesday in October $500 AT
Third susdiyisisn-At Linton. Ernmous
Tuesday in October. s5s 27
Fourth Subdivision AT Steele, Kiddef
county, third Tuesday in June and second
Tuesday IN january. 81
Fifth Subdivision At the county seat Of
Mercer county. two terms at such times 81,
81 she judge shall direct =
Sixth Subdivision At ANashburn, Nell
Il rcunty, second Monday Id June and sec
f Monday of December. ~ I
Seventh Subdivision AT Mandan. Mo
4 reuuty, third Tuesday in April and b
Wednesday after FIRST Monday in Novcnier
Eighth SubdivisionAt the county seat 81
Oliver county, two terms ar such times 81
4 the judge shall direct. q.
Ninth sabdisisionAAt Dickinson. Stark ooun-
y, first Tuesday IN April and second Tees.
day IN September
Tenth Subdivision AT county seat of McKen.
ne coursy, two terms at such times as the
judge shall direct
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05

Coffin Decorated With Matchboxes.
An old Chester gentleman, William
b. Cross. who for years practiced To-
cally as q curative electrician" and
who died on Saturday, will be buried
Ia Chester Cemetery to-day in coffin
or his, ewni manufacture. It is Of novel
workmanship, consisting Of thousands
OF empty matchboxes glued symmet-
really on to a wooden shell.
The work Is not inartistic, and took
ten years to accom- lish. Mr.. Gross,
who was eighty-fcur, had fxed an
electric battery on the lid OF his coffin
with an arrangement Of wires beneath
the lid. There are no fewer than SEQ
matchhoxes on the lid itself.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
Golf Gusts tcr,et.at.

Golf Gusts cr,cteat.
Golf seems to have, ous.ed cricket
from parliamentary circles entirely.
Sir Home Gprden says 1t is hopeless
to raise a parliamentary eleven when
q team can always be obtained for
golf It
How completely have the allure-
faents Of the latter game succeeded
Is shown by the fact that on one Fri
day in June the computation was made
that $50 of our representative legis-
lators were going to golf IN the week
end" Indeed Sir Home Gordon assures
us that next to politics nothing is
80 much discussed in the lobby and
snanking rooms of the house as golf. !"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
Why. He Joined.

Why He Joif1ed.
Tommy said a young lady visitor
ut his home, 4 why not come to our
Sabbath school? Several Of your little
friends Joined suss lately.,,',TI n.
Tommy hesitated moment, then
ddenly he exclaime d Does a red
headed kid by the name Of Jimmy
Brown gotto your schools M 8. 4.
Z. Yes, indeed" replied the new
teacher. tE.. ". FL 81 mi III Il 3 ts
! N. Well, them said Tommy, with an
air OF interest, TIL be there next sun
day, you bel. I've been layin for that
kid for three weeks and never knew
where to find hin. 4 y hiladelphia Pub
lie Ledger. "
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05

Label EN-.
81 When he reached home he opened
the package he was carrying and dis
played lat number offplacards, some Of
which read For Show" and others
for Use" issG sstSS .ass [ 81
9fThere!" he exclaimed triumphantly,
II hatter myself / have Solved the prob
rlem.n i A.. Tx. II Il IL +.
What problem? What in the world do
YOU intend to do with those cards 2"
Il am going to give them to you"
he replied, so that you can put them
on the various cushions scattered
about the house. p philadelphia In:
squirer. II 4.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
Couldn't Foo, Him.

"A man somewhat the worse for wear
came into a dance in Texas. The
door manager saw him and led him
out. He came back Finally, the
floor manager kicked him out, and he
rolled down fight Of stairs. AT the
bottom OF the stairs he considered
the matter. Is F5.5 .5ss$s
II know what It means, !, he said.
They cant fool me. Those people
In there don't want me to attend that
dance Y
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
II Wasn't Fjre-Nor Water

II Wasn't Fire-Nor Water,
a. M. Downes, late secretary Of New
York's fire department, related at a
dinner a fire story "Atthe end Of the
first act of a DRAMA" he said, "a man
leaped hurriedIy to his feet. I heard
an alarm of fire. he said. I must go
go and see where it is His wife,
whose hearing was less acute, made
way for him in silence, and he disap-
peade. 1T wasn't fire. he said on his
return. Nor water, ether said his
wife coldly." '''s7.sa :.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
BISMARCK CITY OFFICIALS

q Mayor-F. r. Smyth. : n
Auditor-F. E. Young
Treasurer, VIM. Fortune.
Police Magistrate. F. Fort. &c.
City Justice-E. L. Gilbert.
Attorney-F. III. Register. e.
EDeineer-T.s yR. Atkinson. IS 4r5- H..g@
Health Oficer--Dr. N. O. Ramstad.
Chief of Polce-Frank Carr $50
Road Overseer-Wm. McCrory.
Alderman-First Ward, NJ. P. Slattery. Rob-
ert Orr; Second Ward. Henry Reade, A.. C.
Hinkley; Third Ward. A. F., Marquette, John
arson: Fourth Ward, Chas. Fisher, E. G. Pate
tsrson; Fifth Ward. 2. +. Wilcox. E. C. Taylor;
Sixth Ward, Jacob Horner. III. w. Richholt.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
COUNTY AND DISTRICT
Legislative

Legislative
State Senator 9th District--c. B. Little, Bis.
marck. ~ q n &,
Representatives, s7th District N. stevena
I. R. Mockler, Bismarck.
judicial
District Judge-Hon. w. II. Winchester, Bis
m ma b; SouIt stenographer, George Schnep
~ l .*.# County
Sheriff. ShssiffmD. J. N
AUDITOR. w. :Healy.
Register of Deeds L. Peterson.
Clerk of Coutt-A. w. Cook
States Attornsy-Asa T. Patterson.
County Judge-M. J. Mckenzie.
Surveyor--Walter Shelton. =
Supt. OF Schools. l.. Vigness.
County Comrnissioners----First district E. G.
Patterson; Second district. ". 4. Webb.
,Assessors-First distriet, Alex. Mclean; Sec
end O. district F. M. feathers; Third district.
County Board of Health-Dr F. r, Sn,yth.
s supsrlntsndsnt; W. +. cochrane, states at
insanity BoaId-Dr. E. P. Quain, 2. h.
County Physicisn-Dr N o. Ramstad.
Official Newspapers-Weekly Tribune, PaIlad-
ium, Driscol News.
7& Public Officials and Officers
County Ofhcisls-Ofhces at court house. eY.
cept as herein otherwise. indicated.
City Council--regular meetings first Monday
of each month at council chambers In Tay-
Tor block, $40 Main street.
Chambers of Hon. w. H. Winchester, district
jndge, Court House.
mayor .....- .................. Cook BLOCH
Ely Ely t[easurer .lie Fourth street
City Auditor .......-. First Nat. Bank BLOCH
County Judge. 1890. Court Hous
States Attorney. First National Bank Bloch
County Justice .......... Odd Fellows Bloci
SopI. OF 'ScnoolS Court HOUSE
Y. s. Land Office ..... First Nat. Blk. Bic
Y. s. Surveyor General. Webb BLOCH
u S.. Court Rooms. ........ Webb BIock
U. S. Commissioner, Murdoch Mckenzie, First
National Bank Bleck5=ff - :
U. S.. Weather Bureau (and state weather
and crop service), o. W. Roberts, directcr
government reservation, Main and Frs
streets. = - = =.
Post Ofhce-Agatha G. Patterson, postmistress
313 Main street. % 5
ST. Alexius Hospital, Min and Sixth streets
u. S. Pension Examining Board-Dr. w 81
Rordenstad, president; w. G. Matchan, SEQ
Rotary; DR.. F. R. Snyth, treasurer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
Terms Of U. .. and supreme Courts

United States Court-At Bismarck, first Tues
day in March; Devils Lake, first Tuesday
Grand Forks, second Tuesday in Novem.
Der; Minot, second Tuesday in October.
Supreme Court March term. fourth Tuesday
April at Bismarck. September term, third
Tuesday in September at Grand Forks, and
third Tuesday in October at Bismarck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
NOTHING In His Inc.

Nothing In His Line. N
4 MY poor man, 2 exclaimed the house,
wife, as she handed out a wedge Of
cherry pie, why don't you go forth
and labor ~ ii If 1ttt.s "A &
.I can't find nothing in my line,
mum" replied the weary wayfarer.
And what was your last position?''
"Oh, It was very responsible, mum.
! was official grass cutter for q polar
exped =" Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
In Arid Geornia.

An old trapper claims there's q
bar over in yonder woods
Tim
doesn't that interest you 2"
Ali depends. Not If he was talking
In dialect . X ". ST
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
The Eternal Masculine.

EF 49,. ne Eternal masculine.
IF you we're awakened by a fire in
the middle of the night what would
you think of saving first?" aSf, y
MY trousers" - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
How II Happened.

81 Mr.. Scribble, how did you happen
to write this wonderful work SO pail
pitattng with human heart interest?'
n oh, my butcher was dunning me
very hard for something on account,
and my landlord wanted his rent"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05

On the Other side Of His Mouth.
Mrs. Scott-I like to hear my hus-
bend whistle. It shows that he Isl
satisfied And happy.
Mrs. Motifs that q sign? why.
mine whtstled yesterday when i show
ed him my dressmaker's bin, and the
symptoms swere entirely different
The Herald and Presbyter.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
Couldn't Resist,

SO you've bought another gold
brick. Peleg?'' & # -
might as well admit it. But they
made me good terms. / got a liberal
allowances on them threk old golda
bricks in exchange" ..s q 0S5i
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
over The Telephone.

Over the Y 2 eiephcrle.
sHelloi is this the ticket Office OF the;
sX.s Z and q. III gsS
g ssY es.,. .ss3 s$
When does to- days overland flyer
leave for San Francisco 2,
no Is talking ~
Mrs. de Trayne. I, =
3 That's right, Tna'arn. You miss 1t.
It's just pulling on {. Good by. Chi
scago Tribune. NJ
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-11-05
Query.

She-I like Mr.. Snlithers. He has
such good, firm mouth and chin"
/. He-Ah!s Has he been kissing you,
too ?"-Illustrated Bits.