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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
MORE THAN HE COULD DO.

II was an interesting time at the
house of Dobbs, and finally, when the
doctor came out into the hall, Dobbs
was in a state of excitement equal to
an election night.
We'll, doctor?" he said, inquiringly,
and grabbing the physicians coat
front with both hands.
Twins" responded the doctor,
briefly.
"How-how-many?" he asked, in
dazed manner.
The usual number" replied the doc.
tor, smiling.
"Oh, yes-ah-excuse me. doctor.
Boys or girls?"
Boys"
"Boys?"
yes"
Then I'm ruined mani"
"Ruined!" was the surprised an.
swer; what's the matter with your"
why, doctor, for the last 20 years
it's been all could do to meet the de-
mands of my boys for my old clothes;
and now, at my time of life, to have
to commence to wear two pairs of
trousers at once In order to keep up
with the procession is more than
can undertake.; | see ruin with a big
X staring me in the face, and I can't
make a move to defend myself"
The doctor gave him dose OF
choral to quiet his nerves.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
Glover for Swine,

/ prefer clover pasture for my
hogs, but this year have only June
grass and rape, writes farmer In the
Orange Judd Farmer. A portion of
the pasture is in an orchard where
the pigs have access to the fallen ap.
pies, | find the more liberty a pig has
the better he does. In connection with
pasturage ] feed corn. The pigs get
skim milk twice a day Stock foods
l give wide berth. In their places
] feed ashes, salt, etc. Pure water is
provided and shade is afforded by
sheds and apple and other trees.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
CATTLE AS A SIDE ISSUE.
Probable That They Pay Larger
Profit Than Cattle Otherwise Raised.

1t is probable that cattle as a side
Issue pay larger comparative profits
than cattle raised in any other way.
The farmer that raises a small bunch
Of good calves can frequently feed
them at almost no cost. The statisti-
clans that figure on the cost of rails
ing beef cattle always put in the cost
OF the pasturage at a certain fixed
price. But In the case of the pasture
being otherwise understocked, the
feeding of a bunch of steers actually
costs nothing. On many of our farms
unused opportunities go to waste.
These opportunities include acres of
corn stalks In the fall of the year;
rough grasses that the smaller stock
do not eat; pasture grasses in excess
of what the other stock will eat
silage In a greater abundance than
can be eaten by the dairy cows. Some,
times these opportunities include un,
used grazing areas in the woodlands
The farmer to utilize all of these lets
some OF his calves grow up into
beeves. The men that think they
know that beeves do not pay cannot
convince the farmer that he is not
ahead under the aforementioned con
ditions.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
HOW TO WASH SILK HOSE.
A Few Hints for Careful Girls Who
Want to Save Them.

Careful girls don't waste their sub.
stance on silk stockings, and then
send them to the laundry to be re-
duced to rawlings. Besides, it's
pleasure to wash the daintier, pale.
tinted ones.
The very latest way, which girls
who have cared for their own silk
hose all winter say is best, is to wash
them first in white soap and luke
warm water. Then they are rolled
in cloth previously wrung out in hot
water and left there to steam for an
hour. At the end of this time they
are turned inside out and hung out 10
dry, and when nearly dry rubbed be-
tween the palms of the hands to make
them soft and pliable, as well as to
give the foot the correct shape. Iron
ing Is great mistake, as the iron not
only rots the silk, but causes an I'M
slightly ridge down the center of the
leg.
Another way, when the stockings
are badly stained, is to soak them
first in warm water, to which a little
borax has been added, and then wash
them quickly in tepid soapsuds. after
which they should be squeezed be-
tween the fingers to rid them of the
soapsuds, and finally rinsed In soft
water and hung out to dry without be-
ing wrung. In the case of white
hose, most girls add bluing to the
water.
Lace hose should first be soaked In
water in which salt or a lump of alum
the size of walnut has been dis
solved, and then plunged into a mix
ture of wineglass of vinegar stirred
into a soapy lather, pressing them
well between the fingers until they
are clean. Before washing black or
bronze silk stockings II is a good plan
to soak them for an hour in water
to which a little black pepper has
been added.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04

Speak about sloppiness in women!
There's a first-class example across
the street." grunted the woman-hater.
pointing to a woman passing oppo-
site them. "See how she holds one
side of her skirts up above her knees
and let's the other drag along in the
mud. That's sloppy woman, that
isl"
'Ill speak to her about It," quietly
annexed his companion.
"Eh! You know herr"
Yes. She's my wife."-Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
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CARE OF THE FLOCK.
Animals Need Protection from Stormy
Wet Weather.

Sheep need little shelter except to
keep off rain and snow. l have al
ways allowed them to stay out In the
coolest weather, II 1t was not stormy.
However, l never, under any circum.
stances, allow them to take rains and
SHOWS In winter. writes correspond,
ent of Farm and Home.
At this season l give good clover
hay, and in addition little silage or
corn fodder about three times a week.
l feed twice day in the yard on the
ground II 1t is frozen, but when tho
ground is not frozen / feed in racks
In the sheep barn. l feed little en-
tire grain, mostly oats, to the breed
ing ewes.
My troughs are made OF three
boards, feet long, the bottom one 10
inches wide and the sides inches, as
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
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Wall Sheep Trough.

shown in sketch. / scatter the oats
thin In these troughs and the sheep
cannot get large mouthful. Thus
better mastication of the grain is sc.
cured than in narrow troughs. have
fed threshed oats to my sheep for Il
good many years and have not as yet
experienced any bad results from
their use. | feed oats until afte;
Landing time, then l add about one
ear Of shelled corn to one pint of oats
per day.
l know from my own experience
that 1t pays to keep sheep, provided
they are kept well, and those who do
not do this are very likely to con-
denim the breed of sheep which they
may happen to have or the breeding
stock which they have purchased for
the Improvement of their flock when
the fault is really their own.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
The Wrong One.

Mr.. Gunson took two cigars from his
pocket, carefully selected one and
handed the other to his guest,
Fine cigars, he remarked. striking
match. Two for a quarter"
The guest pulled light into his
cigar and blew a cloud of smoke into
the air.
1.-TWO for a quarter?" he asked.
YES" replied Mr.. Gunson proudly.
Sorry didn't get the 25-cent or G"
remarked the guest sadly.-Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
Outline Tucks.

Some of the broad tucks in the new
linen tailored blouses are sewn in
with the outline stitch in mercerized
cotton, This is merely the back stitch
used on the right side of the material,
and in contrast of shades it presents
many possibilities. Many women
wisely prefer mercerized cotton for
the purpose because 1t washes so
much better than does the less twist.
ed silk.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
Poem In MoIe-CoIor.

A smart and useful little suit is Of
moleskin gray tweed of firm rather
smooth make, with the merest sug.
gestion of a very faint dull purple
stripe in 1t. 1t is faced with moleskin
broadcloth, strapped with a heavy
raised silk braid to match, and finished
off with purple satin buttons, inclosed
in a network of mole silk crochet till
the purple hardly shows.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
Said of Another,

Said He-Miss Neurich is what you
would term butterfly of fashion, isn't
she?
Said She-Hardly that. She is hand
icapped by her taste, which keeps her
from getting beyond the butterine
grade.-Chicago Daily News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04

This is pretty bodice for dress
Of velveteen. 1t has fitting lining,
which fastens down the center front;
upon 1t is arranged a full yoke and
vest Of soft silk trimmed with inser
ton, then the velveteen is put on
plain under narrow silk galloon. The
sleeves are of the silk, the lower part
being rucked and tight.fitting. Epau.
lettes of the velvet edged with galloon
ornament the top of sleeve
Materials required: 2h yards vel.
veteen, three yards silk and two
yards lining.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
CITING an Exception.

1T is one of the peculiarities of hui
man nature" remarked the moralizer,
that the more a man gets the more
he wants"
"Oh, don't know" rejoined the de-
moralizer. How about the man who
is given 80 days by police magis-
?"-Chicago Daily News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
The Problem Solved.

,Newed-My wife has habit of TAX
ing money from my pockets when I'm
asleep.
Oldwed-Mine used to do that, too,
but she doesn't any more.
Newed-How do you prevent It?
Oldwed-I spend every cent I have
before go home.-Chicago Daily
News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
More Appropriate.

Miss Inland-You certainly have a
charming country place here, and Of
course you have given 1t some pretty
name?
Mr.. Bondholder-Oh, yes Mrs.
Bondholder calls 1t "Idlemoment-by-
the-Sea," but / call It by its right
name, "Moneysunk. Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
GOOD Jokes
Only Human.

Harvey-You should have seen Hot.
ayre swell up at that mind-reading
seance the other night when the
blind.folded lady actually told him the
number of his automobile.
Beattie-But he has no auto.
Harvey-Of course not; but he
looked astounded and acknowledged
she was right.-Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
A Natural Timidlty.

New Arrival (cautiously)-Can
put my valuables In the safe?
st, Peter Cloftily)-No necessity
for that up here. What are you think
ing of?
We'll, I've had so much trouble
with some of those impregnable insti.
tutions down in New York that l feel
kind of nervous Life.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
Mixed II with Business.

She-Will you love me forever?
He (young business man)-Er-
that's rather indefinite. Suppose we
make it a ten-year contract, subject to
removal?-Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
Soutache Braid,

Soutache braid is as popular as ever
and whole bodies are made entirely of
this material, 1t is very attractive
when combined with cluny lace or
filet.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04

Many farmers feed the SOW too
much corn and when the pigs arrive
they are weak and the SOW is In fe.
verish condition. The result is that
only about half crop OF pigs are
saved.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
Their Reason for BEING.

"Pop, what do the financiers you
read about make pools forY"
"For the ducks and brakes that
other men make of their money. my
son. "-Baltimor American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04

1t is a good idea to fatten the hogs
on old corn. They may be sent to
market earlier in the fall and secure
the high prices. Do not feed old, hard
corn to them until II is well soaked.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04
On the Other Side,

The Heiress-But they tell me you
are embarrassed by your debts.
The Suitor-Don't you believe It.
But doubtless my creditors are-Chi-
cago Daily News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04

Hogs IN straw pile are apt to get
too hot, then chilled, and trouble is
likely to result.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-04

George-What do you think of these
leap-year proposals?
Grace-I think they're just fine.
Why, I've landed four already this
season, and it has hardly started.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-30
CMALL -CPORT1NG

decimated by tragedy alta rapid rate.
Alton Cameron murdered, Johnny
Paget killed on the Yysl-Ann, Gin
Miller asphyxiated and Johnny Axt
crazed as the result OF pitched ball,
form an awful list.
Ptftsburg won n peculiar game from
Chicago yesterday In the National BY
getting two runs on Pfeister In the
ninth and coping, TO !.
some eastern American league club II
said TO nave offered $500 already for
Pitcher Mnruuardt. or indianapolis,
southpaw. but Detroit has hrst
The with OF McCnrter In the Excelsior
was not unexpected, though Jack Al
kin. the favorite. was well played.
The Jamaica opening drew but $4,000
persons
A certain indis idusi has protested the
winner OF NTH place In the Briar-
clin road race. This 10 probably the
FIRST time q protest has ever gone as
far back as that
Monfseue Roberts is on 20 Psri. and
somewhere on the steppes or Slberia
where he will relieve Driver snismen
and make DASH for the finish.
All our sorrow over Bspsy Lush ss vast
ed sympathy. His lamps are all
right. he says. and he merely played
for mis- release az Nashville. 20 get a
chance to manage his home club at
New Haven. Conn
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-30
A NEW BASEBALL PLAY MAY
COME FROM TUESDAY MIXUP

Payne had no right 10 block the
batsman and the run should score
on interference" argued Jones, Davis
and other white-hosed gentlemen.
"Aw g'wan into the field before l
put you out of the game" was the
effective retort OF Silk OIoughlin.
who had declared Dougherty out.
Silk knew that Ban Johnson had
ruled that in similar circumstances.
the pitcher was only fielding and
wasn't pitching. thus wrecking a
deep-laid plot of Bill Armour. who,
with the bases full, two strikes and
three balls on the batter and one run
much needed, had sent the runner
home from third base, believing that
the pitch resulting would surely be
hurried and wide, thus emitting the
runner to the plate by virtue OF q
base on balls TO the batter.
or course, this wasn't the exact sit
uation in the latest mix-up. but the
principle involved was identical.
There is no precedent for such a
ruling. In fact. it's directly unconsti-
tutional according to the baseball law
that provides that every ball thrown
to the catcher by the pitcher when his
foot is on the slab, is either fair
pitch or a foul one,' said Fielder
Jones, the Chicago manager, this
morning. II shall demand new rul-
ing. And the worst Of IL Is that the
umpires rule differently on the thing.
At st. Louis. this spring. we had Da-
Wis on third and Donohue at bat. with
two strikes on him. Davis started
home and Donohue struck at bad
ball Umpire Evans called Donohue
out, which wouldn't have been pos
sible had the play been heldlng
proposition, as O'Loughlin ruled. We
got the worst OF the play In both cases
and on Numerically opposite rulings.
There is only one way TO settle
this play. II the pitcher is on the
rubber and let's go the ball from
pitching position, the batter should
retain all OF his rights. IL the pitch
err interferes. the man coming home
ought TO be allowed to score, whether
be beats the play or not.
"If. on the other hand, the pitcher
wants TO stop the man coming home
and has the foresight TO step on the
rubber before firing the ball, the bats
man has no right TO interfere with the
catcher and the latter can come up on
the line and make the play"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-30

SAGINAW, Mich, April 30--Thirty
OF the original field OF 81 automo-
biles that left Detroit yesterday morn.
ing on the first annual run of the De-
troit Automobile Dealers association.
pulled out OF the control established
at the Hotel Vincent here today and
started southwark for st. Charles.
The automobilists were up with the
cicky birls and, under the close watch
Of their observers. the garages where
the cars we've stored last night under
lock and key, were trundled out and
the start was made In the same order
az yesterday with the little Jackson
leading of.
The only car not to start today Is
the Brush runabout which, came to
grief near Lapeer. A number Of
penalizations are reported by the race
committee, however. Houston's Pope
Toledo having lost IA points; Whites
Cadillac and SCOTS Ford. 1; Neu-
mann's WEIGH. IL. and Lanes Stod-
dard-Dayton, 5.
The roads were reported very
muddy and will probably be at their
worst on this mornings run.
Lunch is scheduled at Jackson, and
the night control at Kalamazoo
The first day Of the ID. A. ID. A. tour
ranks as an unqualified success. All
kinds Of roads were encountered,
those between Saginaw and Bay City
being so bad that It r. doubtful II
they could be duplicated anywhere.
Numbers of times the ruts we're more
than hub deep. The twisting and
strainIng was awful but the cars stood
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-30

catcher made hit but there were two
out end he never got past nrst
A colored gentleman who looks like
sam AcNey. acts as valet TO the Sox on
the bench. Shades OF Jimmy Bardelll
Schaefer completely surprised the
Chicago bunch In the NTH by laying
down a perfect bunt and beating II out.
Anyhow, there is the comfort that we
can't drop any farther whereas on the
other hand, some day they may begin
TO climb.
The foul strike rule penaliEed Ander-
son severely Ia the fourth He hit two
long. hard fouls and then tipped one
which Payne held.
McIntyre's clean double in the third.
followed by Crawfords lucky one
through Donohue, got Detroit her third
and hnal run.
Detroit is like MudviIle on the event j.
full Gay that Mr.. Casey famed the air.
But never mind Some day the Tiges
will get started.
Never did team have a better OPP
portunity to climb a percentage table
than the Tigers have now. Isn't that a
cheering thougAt7
Mcintyre and Schaefer pulled OF the
double steal on Sullivan In the 9th. a
pense or that sterling catcher
Jones switched Davis and ATE at the
start OF the game, which makes II look
| as II the veteran was now regarded as
! a utility man, pure and simple
Intyre hunted perfectly. but TannehllI
camped under the bat and threw the
| pitcher out at second by yards.
In the second. Anderson's hit and
steal followed By cobbs mum OF Atz
line drive, which the official scorer
credited as hit, scored chicago's hrst
| run.
II there were 1898 persons out to
see. the new stand must have deceived
Us by its long vistas. The press box
estimate al the start verged from 400
/ to 500.
| The sun that had remained in obscur-
| ity all day, shone down on the TIges
in the sixth, after Chicago had pickle
the game, but the omen went for
| uaught
| The umpires all seem TO be BIT Lax
/ this year in their judgments on plays
! in which the first baseman Is momen-
tarily pulled OF the bag. Donohue got
| away with one yesterday.
| White evaded the warming up ruls
| by pitching several balls from a posi-.
\ ton beside the slab and then mount
| ing IL for four balls more nearly every
time the Sox took the field
After Mcintyre had walked and
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-30

=, II CALAMITY. and, with the execution
OF the Brush runabouts, which were
too light to handle the Job, all cars
made good showing.
Between Kalamazoo and Bay CITY
the Mitchell got ditched and only the
united efforts OF several contestants
and the timely aid from Saginaw
autoist enabled them TO get out and
continue the journey.
The roads were fierce and q biting.
penetrating wind made every man
wear a rubicund complexion.
The enthusiasm Of the people along
the route was interesting and inspir-
ing, most of the district schools called
work of and pupils and teachers
We'd with each other cheering on the
contestants.
Most OF the people thought 1t was
a speed contest, and many and fre.
quent cries were made to Ego IL
there" and hurry and you'll catch
EN-"
The first day, 152 miles, without ad-
justment Of any part, even spark
plug. over all kinds of roads and
without replenishment of oil or gaso.
line, IL a pretty good performance for
any car and proves beyond q doubt
that the cars OF 1908 are built to stand
the strain.
The WEIGH, driven by w. r. v. Neu-
mann, came pretty near being ditch
ed between Saginaw and Bay City.
but. thanks to the excellent driving
OF Mr.. Neumann, came through with
out q scratch.
The Thomas Bluebird made excel
lent time, reaching Flint fully one
hour and 40 minutes before the sched-
uled time. and Saginaw IS minutes
before due. This was done in spite or
the fact that 10 minutes were lost be-
tween oxford and Orion. fishing Brush
runabout No. 2 from the creek. into
which II had plunged headfirst. Driv-
er Machesky and his observer deserve
great credit for this assistance.
The three Northerns, including one
Of the four-cylinder cars. ali made per.
feet scores and caused no end OF com
ment by their sturdy, consistent per-
Torrance from start to finish.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-30
Central, rs, Eastern. 1.

Central, rs, Eastern. I.
Deiray High, 81 ID. u. -, s.
Jesse stovsIl pitched a Bo-hst game for
Louisville the other day.
bugs Raymond has reformed sgsin and
IL connning mis- spectacular Efforts to
the baseball neld.
Jack Cronip, the veteran tvvirier. -
holding out for more pay ana has not
Joined Providence yet
~
The kaiser md the crown prince are
said TO be fostering an enort TO IN
troduce baseball into Germany
sfkora and Magnee boxed hot wtnd-
UP with honors even at Windsor. and
Leatham held his own with big Liy-
inEston.
The msnagsment OF che Avenue thentsr
has Invited the Tigers and Sox for
Thursday evening and Will feature a
chorus-girl contest.
The outlaw Unses league has started
IT. sea son and the WashtnEten team
IN winning games. The players are
ell unknown 20 fame.
Joe Cherry and BILLY Jehsses drew az
Saginaw, the former surprising his
old friends by the form he showed
against the younger boxer,
The Old %. n. 4, baseball team is beiss
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-04-30
FRESH NEWS OF THE BOXERS FROM
ABE ATTELL TO PROF. J. DONOVAN

1913 pounds at 5 o'clock on the eve OF
the fight. Two days ago IL was found
that Sullivan could not do this weight
and make any kind OF showing In
the ring and Promoter Marisch per-
suaded Attel TO allow Sullivan TO
weigh in at 1875 at the same hour.
Since the new weight has been an
nounced the public has been looking
for something OF fight, but II is not
apparent that this confidence amounts
to much. as Attell Is a strong 2 TO
favorite In the betting.
II is argued that Sullivan, having
been fretting and working to get
down TO 1913 pounds, cannot get back
to his normal state OF mind and body
in time to make a winning showing
with the clever Hebrew. Bettors are
offering even money that Attell will
win inside OF Is rounds and there are
few takers on the Sullivan end.
PROVIDENCE, r. l., April 80
Fighting Dick Nelson got the decision
by very close margin over Martin
Candle. OF Fall River. in a 15-round
bout last night before the Standard
Athletic club, at Lymansville. The
CROWD was pretty evenly divided and
much dissatisfaction was expressed
with the verdict, many claiming that
draw should have been declared
WAUKEGAN. ILL.,, April 30.--John-
ny Coulon, hantanweight champion OF
the world. easily whipped Tommy
Scully In their bout before the Cubs
Athletic club here last night. The de-
cision was given to Coulon in the
ninth round by Referee Ed Cliff, who