The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-07-24

. .s. of all sad words TRsp TR psss ssadsst ssS are s'aas thssss-- The line is busy One scientist discovers the noon is However if 1t is inhabited. they haven't got Teddy Roosevelt up there. so they might as well hs dead The Isle of Man is noFthwsst Of E9ag: ag partment store.
 fooiiss,S Mss e1 rksa kss sou ssop 's psnRs in S slotsmaohins that isn't working hsp. snis p .sastos sys wifi a ars have to qualify as sky piiots' Tssas s.4 Esnsaaat sas q g soA Tsssssg' ssss sss wi1s, For ornament. we presume and not for him to sit in: iGoodntght.--hs kissed his slus-Eysa The clock struck twelvev-a warning; fas shs sdw @ ss Esias @ ss sos sSsss aHf
 A ssi.ntis. has &,seeys5,s;Ss yer, ;s,, ! ,;aa,s,v ssw saa @ssaa sans'atiaih s thihs tho S matter with tSs old one.
 why does man marry7" asks Ths
 We often ssk the same thins.
 France makes the. cigaEstts Papsrs for the whole world SFeat honor
 A speclaa- says that seerstary Taft dancsd 4 Hst sgrings Elth s,bs railrona rSiI. roads take this ag slsn that ne w'u be friend to 'enng
 df. sfSS than SsTf sidSSs Ossads to tSs S 'easpssa fund--don't do t. as | VIII pc sppFnsa'
 girl ssa her T. roasnsist sSs sst. iAsas sarrisS sss and sets toseoOkIng steak and onions.
 Is your dogs mussls on stFaishtf
 Tss saSh ss sanE: Of EsElsSSsss EESSss eolss h % nSw ute, but up to the hour of going 10 prsse nobody had sent us one
 Tns most annoying thiSng n ns1s the toe a man. we said
 Tn the streams of Pennsylyaaia the nsh are dyinr iii large numbers. which isads is The Allentown Cali 10 renasrk fnAt A0H10 0Ita3 H4S 1DEA SFTst%I2 @TH bread upon the waters
 No one can ever imagine. but herself, the awful lot of nerve It tsEsg tskEesg son nnuit ana ana wsIsf wsss t r In 'gs gpssslie' yS
 Oh, yes--there are just as good ash in the. sea as ever were hse aeous' 4 two-horss team
 Requires a tongue . .. To the wagon, as you've seeh sM'
 wHo MI 70 t through G fife.
 Should have one tongue between smt
 All is not gold hair tAst giitters'
 sometimes when q yonan ssys ;.yr slh.s she means the directory
 MT. raft says he plays golf just Ike ifs takes medicine Wtsh 2 WY t@sVss We presume A North Carolina ininlster spreaeh es in his sIs9g Eh,sh isaast tIat Tn ss cai- ouIated to cause him eonstaerable ems barrassnaent all around at times.
 sssra 2. Ds,ssSRalssss DssEssSlssl sszs ss. 'ai WiS marry q rich girl. Way not reverse 3 rich wife is to marry an sse'
 Ain't it awful hot. Mabel7
 oy wSSls yoS Iii ibslttsdos # ss tos Atns. Arss. strong. We should think t would 6e very uncomfor table to have snypoay as suspicious of us as some pe2Rse lse of his majesty -.Wash'ns 2. ' eoh 4' song sna . Dsesm spa Yea. 4 song-when the morniHg breaks cOl-
 Ana the birds burst Into song. And the love ln my heart awakss' coz
 Ana Tor for you begins to long. A dream--when the day iS done, col.
 And the ftful shadows, fall; And low. in the west sinks sne sun
 And the moon guards over all. Yoy--with your spsrsIlng vss syss Ssi1l sGllssn. And the love that never dies, colleen,
 Surswthere's naught more rare :. A sone ana dream and you colleen, T Ths s0' ssirsst that ever danced on the
 withs s. 2. sgsi!s TipRsrsFy- yi'Es. .rwixt Ed you you and my heart naught shall
 e'er come between.
 A Space Filler. Iris very sad to. see a peach xaS raslt1e she's out of reach. .1''e --Birming gharn Age-Herald. Bud saddsT fRr sRrrSoodNi Soo6dNSsioHs when She ls a" New York Mail. :. Well if 'twould make you any gladder To pluck that peach go get a ladder' '" P'e --~Chicago Tribune. You're out of date impecunious dreamer, To get this one you need a sieaner. of all sad words of tongue or pen,.. The saddest are: That birds q hen. A"o Exchange. Rut sadder vet to waste good space on this old joke--it's q disgraeei 0- Alliance Leader.