Evening journal., 1908-02-24
Personal and Pertinent

His hair stood out in lengths and he looked
oSs unnappy rs there no punishment" he walled FOR
nc prper who does exactly the opposite OF what Won e
hm to do Must you only pay him but also nIscste
nun with free, and then depart eating out your heart
win anguish Who has put the barber in supreme COM
mand o our hair ana faces not mans hair his own
10 nave It cut as he pleases as the barber fancIes
ne would like to have it? These few remarks arc wrench
ca from me by the lawn-mower adventure 1 had in n
olaW today one glance at my head will show
be brushed and make to stay put That Information
impaired gently to the barber when got into his chair
onended az unwarranted Interference on the part of the
victim who should be and not heard The results
su see ne olu all told him not TO do unwittingy
tipped the barber before examining the wreck which he
mad made Of my ambrosial locks Not Atropos with her
laton was useless The brilliant barber suggested ths+
get back in the chair and let him see what he could
OF more hair departed leaving a train of sunbrous
words behrd But seriously what recourse has a Gus
sent as rule for considerable sum of money to csrr
around the hareuts that BARRIERS get paid for in
etng on him Should it not be made legal to boil Of
tending BARRIERS in ol?"-washington star.
The inhabitants Of Chinese villages are very ignorant
OF the places n their own neighborhood according an
interview with w Garnett the third secretary of the
British Legation at Peking which the Manchester Guard
ian prints Mr Garnett returned little while from
journey through the Shantung and Kangsu
and sample Of the conversation place when he
asked ne way from one village to another is below:
rs this the way TO Tsouhseinr
Are YOU going TO Tsouhsein?"
'Yes; is tins the wayl"
"oh you going to Tsouhsein, are your Where do
you come fomY
From chlninschow. Please is this the way to rsouh-
oh you've come from chnlngehow, have your Are
YOU going into the city walls of Tsouhsen?'
FnoN the native would admit that he did not know
the way Tsouhsen.
At The entrance TO another village an ancient vlaeer
was asked what the OF the place was After ask
ing in turn who Mr. Garnett was where he had come
from, where he going and why he wanted an inn
he considered the original question repeated by the
patient inquirer, and finally closed the conversation by
saying
How should know? I not a learned man
Youths compsnion
The time is coming, unused Carleton Crane unwrap-
ping the tpfo from presentation cigar handed by
John a. Gill OF Pao Alto who had just received a
signment the coming when thereu be a greater
Alto? suspension bridge the bay would make
them one"
Doctor interrupted a bystander where have
heard .hat nnme?"
From Crane from Crane" laughed Gill. hes the orri-
nal Decoto promoter lives there owns lot on the
main street. onions Strawberries in his front
yard"
And the sehoohoys don't raid his berry patchg'
With onions there? OF course not. A snT Of tho
onions brings their eyes get kid crying
and hs appetites Crane discovered the idea. lra
only time he ever invited luncheon was at the
Palace grill he called for young onions the first thine
before We gave our order Sav. John 30 rorno~'--r
patronzngy. as finished hearty meal. do you know
I've come 70 the conc us you're ..t .o u,.,ti n
kid as took you for San Francisco Chronicle.
Pat sr-That do ye be sh-tudying in school now.
Patsy?
Patsy-Frcncli English composition algebra and geon-
ctry.
Pat Cshaling head hopelessly)-Dvii helpIl wan
av thin be to whin ye grow UP be earryn' tn
Bohemian