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The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1908-06-04
Notice of Timber Land Sale.
Department of the Interior,
United States Land Office.

DOkus ulilCuu VI tUc lutcrlOTs
| United States Land Office,
Natchitoches, La, March 1S, 1908.
NOTICE is hereby given that Walter
~ McDufie, of Plain Dealing, Parish
OF Bossier, State of Louisiana, has APP
piled to purchase, under the act Of Con-
gress Of June 3, 1878, as extended by act
OF August 1, 1892, the southwest quarter
OF southwest quarter of section 81, town
ship y north, range ii west, Louisiana
Meridian, and will offer proof to show
that the land sought is more valuable for
its timber or stone than for agricultural
purposes, and to establish his claim to
said land before the Register and Re-
ceiver at Natchitoches, La, on the 9Th
day of June, 1903.
He names as witnesses: w. r. Hol-
loway, 0. S. Downer and H. M. Antrim,
OF Antrim, La; L. E. Cole, of Mot, La.
Any and all persons claiming ad-
versely the above described lands are
requested to file their claims in this
Office on or before the said 9th day OF
June, 1908.
J. ERNEST BREDA, Register.
April 2, 1908. iune4
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Homestead Entry No. 1O,OO:s.

homestead Entry No. 1O,OO:}.
Department of the Interior, !
Land Office at Natchitoches, La,
May 2, 1903. J
NOTICE is hereby given that Brooks
~ WINFIELD, of Plain Dealing, La,
who, on April 3, 1908, made Homestead
Application, No. 10, 003, for the ne OF
nw114, sea of nwla and sw4 of ne4 OF
sec. 70, tip. % north, rng. - west, La.
Mer., has filed notice of his intention to
make final five year proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, before
B. A. Kelly, Clerk Of Court, at Benton,
La, on the 18th day Of June, 1908.
Claimant names as witnesses: Rich
ard Campbell and D. Paysinger, of Boil
niger, La, and K. Jefferson and j. A.
Campbell, of Plain Dealing, La.
J. ERNEST BREDA, Register.
May I, 1908. june II
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Homestead Entry No. 1924.
Department of the Interior, !

0thiIU OAICC dU 1NdtCHIlOCIlCS, Ld.,
May 2, i90s. ]
NOTICE is hereby given that John B.
~ Stewart, of Collinsburg, La, who,
on Mar. 10, 1908, made Homestead APP
plication, No. II ,214, for the northwest
quarter of section 10, township 81 north,
range Is west, Louisiana Meridian, has
filed notice of his intention to make final
five year proof, to establish claim to the
land above described, before B. A. Kelly,
Clerk OF Court, at Benton, La, on the
18th day of June, 1908.
Claimant names as witnesses: G.. w.
Sellers, ]. c.. Chiiders and A. B. Win
ham, of Hughes Spur, La, and N. w.
Sentell, of Collinsburg, La.
j. ERNEST BREDA, Register.
May 7, 1903. june IL
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Homestead Entry No. 1857.
Department of the Interior, !
Land Office at Natchitoches, La,
April Is, 1908. J
NOTICE is hereby given that Morgan
~ E. James, of Koran, La, has filed
notice of his intention to make final
five year proof in support of his claim,
viz: Homestead Entry No. 1857, made
Aug. II, 1902, for lots and of sec. 80,
tp. Is north, rng. 10 west, La. Mer., and
that said proof will be made before the
Clerk Court at Benton, La, on June s,
1908.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of said land, viz:
J..W. Houston, Of Atkins, La; J. F..
Reynolds, F. NJ. Peas and J. H. Sibley,
Of Koran, La.
J. ERNEST BREDA, Register.
May Z, 1908. june
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Homestead Entry No. .)D77.
Department Of the Interior, !
Land Office at Natchitoches, La,
Nav 1OOQ

Land Office at Natchitoches, La,
May 2, 1908. J
NOTICE is hereby given that Exodus
~ w. Pittman, OF Carterville, La,
who, on March 5, 1903, made Adjoining
Farm Homestead Application No. 9977,
for the northwest quarter of northwest
quarter of section Is, township % north,
range II west, Louisiana Meridian, has
filed notice of intention to make final five
year proof to establish claim to the land
above described, before B. A. Kelly,
Clerk OF Court, at Benton, La, on the
10th day of June, 1908.
Claimant names as witnesses: J. C.
Allen, J. A. Martin and G. Martin, of
Red Land, La, and B. F. Cook, of Plain
Dealing, La.
J. ERNEST BREDA, Register.
May IA, 1908. june IS
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CHAPTER I,

country house of Charles
Wainwright. tinancier, topped
the ridge overlooking the water
~ in Il aliIpav Of nrch tocturnl Il i'll.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-11-11
DRAMA TONIGHT
AS ST. AUGUSTINE
Bazaar FEATURE
Young Ladies' Sodality Fur
nishes Cast for En-
t%ertainment.

The second night of the big bazaar
which is given under the auspices of
the parishioners of st. Augustine's r.
c. Church in THO Parish Hall, Norfolk
street. proved last nightsto be a finan-
cial and social success.
The fair opened Monday evening with
a large attendance, and will be con-
tinued for two weeks, the proceeds to
be donated towards the benefit of the
church and installing bowling alleys in
the young mems new clubhouse.
hi halls and seven booths. which
contain cut glass, oil paintings and
many other valuable articles, are elab-
orately decorated with bunting n
incandescent lights. They are in charge
of ladies of the parish.
An entertainment is given each eve
ming and a door prize awarded at the
| closing hour each night.
Last night the children of the school
gave an entertainment. This evening
the Young Ladies Sodality will present
a drama and tomorrow evening a min
strel show will be given by the MEM
bers of st. Augustine's Catholic Club.
The Rev. Father Rudolph Huelse-
busch is looking forward to a highly
successful week.
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axe out your order:
Hair Pins-kirby Brand and Jap Hair Pins. Reg,,.
iar SC. per package, S for Zoe:
Hair Pins@Cabinet Hair Pins, assorted STYLES.
Regular SC. per box, 3 for Toe.
Cube Pins-Large and small Cube Pins. Regular
SC. per cube, 8 for t0c.
Pin Cushions-Tomato Pin Cushions, merino Gov.
ered. Regular Sc. each, 8 for Soc,
Cotton Tape-Non-Tw Twisting Cotton Tape, assorted
widths. Regular SC. per piece, 5 for Zoe. !
Tape Measures-Double stitched Taps Measures
90 inches long Regular Sc. each, 3 for roc.
Collar Buttons-Bone Collar Buttons. Regular Sc.
per dozen, 8 dozen for IOc.
Shoe Buttons-Af. quality, regular size. Regular
sc. per gross, 8 gross for roc.
Shoe Laces-THbular Shoe Laces, assorted lengths
Regular SC. per dozen, 8 dozen for Zoe.
Ironing Wax-Wood handle Ironing Wax. Reg11-
lar 1oc. per dozen, ~ dozen for roc.
Shoe Laces-Extra fine quality Tubular Shoe Laces.
Regular Sc. per pair, 8 pair for fOc. .
Cotton Tape-24-yard large Roll Tape, u inch
wide. Regular &c. per piece, 2 pieces for Zoe.
Iron Holdes-Asbestos Iron Holders, large size.
Regular Sc. each, 3 for Soc.
In Both Buildings.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-11-11
CHILDREN FROM
ALASKA AND CHINA
WILL SING HERE
Unique Feature Planned for
Meeting of Local W0men's
Missionary Society.
MEETINGS BEING HELD
IN ROSEVILLE CHURCH
Reports Received from Various
Committees and Presidents
Report Read.

The twenty-fourth annual meeting of
the Women's Home Missionary Society
OF the Newark Conference CT the
Methodist Episcopal Church began to-
day in the Roseville Church.
The session, which win last over to-
morrow, was begun this morning with
Mrs. Charles S. Woodruff presiding.
After the organization the delegates
were greeted by the Rev. d. F. Diefen-
dorf, pastor of the church, and the re-
Spouse was made by Mrs. ]. H.. Robert
son, president of the Paterson district.
Mrs. Woodruff then told of the work
done in the last year and declared that
the society had much to be proud of.
Mrs. Charles e. Coffin and Mrs. f.
c. McNaughton, auditor and treasurer,
respectively, made reports of the years
work that showed that the society was
in fair condition financially.
The reports of Miss Jennie E. Laugh
lin, Mrs. A. D. Vreeland, Mrs. Richard
F.. Hetherinton. Miss Alice M. Guern-
sey, Mrs. ]. Hervey Doane, Miss c. c
Steerer and Mrs. M. A. Sullivan, head
of tbs various committees, were read
and the workers were congratulated.
Adjournment was taken at noon and
the delegates ~reconvened at 1850 y. IN
Then the secretary, Mrs. Hedley r
Woodward, and treasurer, Mrs. f. c
McNaughton, had conference with theil
assistants of the various divisions, fol
lowed by devotional services conducted
by Mrs. Jesse l.. Hurlburt. Mrs. c
M. Van AIKEN submitted the annual re
port of the board of managers, which
dealt exhaustively with the work &C
complished and that intended.
Miss n. Elizabeth Evans, assistan
field secretary for the young people,
work, gave an interesting talk on thu
work accomplished, and Mrs. E. M
Kline and Mrs. Alexander Milne sub
mitted the annual report of the worl
of d~eaconesses here and in Jersey City
Tonight devotional service will b
conducted by the Rev. w. w. Young
son. pastor of the Park Avenue M. L
Church. of East Orange.
The feature of the evening session
will be the singing of America" b,
Chinese children from the mission HON
In San Francisco, under the direction
of Miss Carrie Davis, superintendent
of the home.
Tomorrow afternoon Alaskan chill
dren from the Jesse Lee home, I'm
alaska, will entertain.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-11-11
NEWARK DELEGATES TO
EDUCATION CONFERENCE.

DR.. Albert A. Snowden, of Newark;
secretary of the New Jersey Industrial
Commission. and Charles A Cotton, d.
rector OF the Newark Technical School.
have been appointed by Governor Fort
to b. delegates from this State to the
conference of the National Society for
the Promotion of Industrial Education.
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charge from toe city Hospital. and

charge from tue City Hospital, and
was arraigned today before Judge Herr
on the charge oA' assault and battery.
D'Auria is alleged to have been one
of the participants in the riot "nicii
occurred on Garsitie street in Septem-
Der, during which one of the rioters had
his nose almost S svered from his face.
D'Auria was shot an the head and was
slashed across the wrist. He was held
for the grand jury.
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population, and there were
only 70 cases of contagious. disease In
the last thirty days against S05 the pre-
cedlng month. City Bacteriologist Con-
molly submitted a report on Newark
water. and it showed that the water
was practically without pollution.
An emergency resolution was passed
to purchase the automobile ambulance
Tor use at the City Hospital for 49, 500.
without advertising. as the law pro-
vides, this being done subject to the
approval of the Common Council
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-11-11
GREAT DECREASE NOTED
in DEATH RATE HERE

A decrease in the death rate that
it the lowest in years and a cor
responding decrease in the number of
contagious diseases was discussed at
length by the Board of Health last
night.
In the last month there were 363
deaths, representing a ate of 1928 per
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-11-11
HELD ON WIFE'S COMPLAINT.

Charged with assault and battery,
Michael Daniski. Of SO Jackson street,
was today arraigned in the Third Pre-
cinct court and held in dafavl. of $500
70 await the action of the grand Jury.
Mrs. Mary Daniski, the mans wife. was
the complainant.
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WHEN HE IS
CURED AT HOSPITAL.

Pelegrino nAuria. 81 years old. re-
siding at II Garside street, was arrest
ed last night by policemen of the Sec
n Precinct Immediately after his dis
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-11-11
FIRE IN BRUSH FACTORY
CAUSES $500 DAMAGE,

Fire broke out early today 10 the
brush factory Of Pakla La Goyco, in
the two-story frame building 2s4 Bergen
street. The fire was from an unknown
origin, and the loss was estimated at
5000.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-11-11
~ Sensational Sale of Notions
lUc 15c. Worth of Staple Merchandise for

saving a tnlIQ on a iaISt VdNSty On Staple II
a nutshell. DreSsmakers and others should secure
bargain event tomorrow. Just read this list and
Basting Cotton-5oo-yard Spool Basting Cotton.
Regular Sc. per spool, 3 for 10c.
Darning Cotton-C. 3. Darning Cotton,ralI coloTs.
Regular SC. per ball, 8 for Zoe.
Collar Sets-Warren Collar Sets, ,alE1engtts. Reg
ular SC. per sci, 8 for zoe.
Collar Sets-Tryune CollarsSets alElengths. Regu-
lar SC. per set, 8 for Zoe.
Collar Foundations-The High Point Collar Foun-
dations. Regular Sc each, 3 for t0c.
Hooks and Eye@Swell Brand Hooks andsEyes, all
sizes. Regular Sc. per card, S for t0c.
Hooks and Eyes-Spring Hooks,and Eyes aalfsizes.
Regular Sc. per card, 3 for 10c.
Pants Bands-Boys' Pants Bands, ain sizes. Regu-
lar SC. each, 8 for t0c
Corset Laces-syard length rLineng Corset~Laces.
Regular So. pair, 3 for zoe
Dressing Pins-Samson Sheet Pins, 4ooson aapaper.
Regular Sc. per paper, S for tOc
Dressing Pins-Good quality Anierican~Dressing
Pins. Regular Sc. per paper, 3 for SOC
Safety Pins-Treasure Nickell6 SafetyaPins. Reg
ular Sc. per dozen, S dozen for Zoe
Hat Pins-Assorted styles, crystal and jet heads.
Regular SC. each, 8 for zoe :.
Stocking Feet-Black and white Stocking Feet, all
sizes. Regular SC. per pair, 8 for Zoe
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The conference will be held in Atlanta,
Ca, November 10 to q.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06

usual, and l could see he was much
taken with the situation. Il will waive
the retainer fee and take the case," he
decided, after she had finished Leave
your papers and l will consult with
the other SIDE"
Our clients name was Lydia Tank
er, cousin of the testator, Hiram
Tanker. Hiram in his day had been
a clerk in a drug store and in later
years he had been miller. The con
testants were Mr.. and Mrs. Roger
Sumley. They conducted an apartment
house and served dinner for nearly a
score of their tenants. The testator
had lived with them for years, paying
small sum for his keep, and always
making himself useful about the
house, especially at dinner time, when
he presided at the head of the table
and carved and passed the plates.
So far as l could see, the pro
ponents case was already lost.
Il can't anticipate" mumbled
'how you are going to dodge the, ha:
and other fads. No use trying to con
tradict those bits of evidence"
my boy, l don't intend to-" smiled
Mr.. Butterworth.
On the next day we were informed
that Horatio Bilker and Alexander
Friesman, with whom he had had tilts
on various other occasions, had become
identified with the other side, and
my chief seemed hugely pleased over
the information. 1t surprised me a
bit, however, that he should direct
that the matter be hurried to it's first
hearing without delay, and despite
the fact we had procured no witness
es to sustain our contentious.
"Jethuel has ascertained what wit
nesses the contestants will call, and
am satisfied they desire to be fair and
impartial; and it's better to prove oul
case by them than by Others" ex
planned Mr.. Butterworth.
And thus it resulted that on the ad
journed day we had the novel experi
ence of attending court in the hope
of winning the decision on the op
ponent's evidence alone. If it were
only hope with me, 1t was a firm ex
pectation with Mr.. Butterworth.
When the clerk called the calendar
Mr.. Butterworth offered the will fol
probate and then calmly waited fol
Messrs. Bilker and Friesman to in
tarr--, their objections.
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ONE ovERcoAT FOR TWO MEN.
What Looked Like a Good Working Ar
rangement Upset by Circumstances.

What Looked Like Good Working Ar
rangement Upset by Circumstances.
"This having one overcoat for two
men," said man of limited pecuniary
resources, "isn't what it's cracked up
20 be.
CAS- long as Tom worked nights and
worked days it was all right. We
are just about the same size, and the
overcoat fits one of us as well as it
does the other. When he came home
In the morning to 60 to bed l put the
3vercoat on and went out to work,
and then when l came home at night,
why, Tom would take the ovrecoat
and get, out on his work; and you
couldn't imagine any nicer arrange
ment than that, could you? And l
thought we were going to get through
the winter very comfortably with the
one overcoat between us.
But now all of a sudden Tom has
been changed from the night shift to
the day shift, and that puts us up
against it. One overcoat for two men
Is all right enough for two men when
they don't both want it at the same
time; but when they do, why that, you
know, is different proposition, and
I guess our dream of getting through
the winter on one overcoat between
us is about over"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06
Hiram Tanker's
Third Personality
(Copyright.)
By HUGH PENDEXTFR

(Copyright)
A woman rarely retained Ezra
Stackpole Butterworth as her attor.
ney. In all the several years / was
his first assistant counselor at eccen-
trio law, l cannot remember of our
representing in open court more than
half dozen women.
So, shrugged my shoulders at Jeth.
uel, the tall, thin, gloomy-faced clerk.
in anticipation of curt refusal when
Miss Tanker paid her initial visit. But
her first words struck his fancy, be.
ieve
Lawyer Butterworth, she painted,
for the stairway was rather steep and
narrow, and she had already seen the
noon of life, can a person, two-thirds
crazy, make a will that will hold?
And, if SO, have l got to prove he
made the will with the sane chunk of
his mind?"
Madam" he replied, bowing gal
lantly over his old-fashioned, spindle
legged desk, "the courts have not, I
regret, yet reduced to anything akin
to exactness the question as to just
what modicum Of nationality a man
must possess in order to execute a
binding instrument. You are expert
encing trouble with the will"
I'm his cousin-Hiram Tanker's
cousin, and two other cousins are try
ing to cheat me out of the little prop
erty he left to me in the will that they
say doesn't amount to anything" she
interrupted, shaking her bonnet.
They contest your cousins will on
the usual grounds, eh? l see Now,
seldom touch a case unless the issues
involved are in some way out of the
ordinary"
We'll, Hiram Tanker was doubly
crazy" she cried, land usually wore
his hat at the table when serving the
boarders in my cousins boarding
house. Sometimes he wore a small
skull cap and at other times a large,
wide-brimmed one. l should say that
was odd enough to begin with, if
that's what you want"
"Ah, you hold my attention. Only,
it will require something tangible to
impress the surrogate with your be-
lief However, give me the facts"
She readily began lengthy recital.
which was punctuated with the un-
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06
IN CHINA-LAC
A Juvenile Nature Faker.

'Tf have ever nature-faked," said
Rev. William J. Long, the gifted ma
ture writer in Stamford, 81 have done
so unconsciously. My knowledge, not
my veracity, has been at fault.
"You know" resumed Mr.. Long,
smiling, "any one may nature fake
through ignorance. Thus:
"One day was addressing some
Stamford school chars on the subject
of bees, and, turning to a bright look.
ing little chap, l said:
with what part of the body does
a bee buzz, Jacob?'
Jacob answered confidently but ig.
norantly, launching tremendous ma
ture fake:
"It's buzzum, SIR he said"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06
Soldiers Tell on. Each Other.

Gen. Frederick D. Grant tells this
story on his friend Maj. Green.
Mai Green said to his servant one
morning:
flames, have left my mess boots
ont. | want them soled.'
"'Yes, sir the servant answered.
"The major, dressing for dinner
that night, said again:
"T suppose, James, that you did as
l told you about those boots?'
James laid 35 cents on the bureau
eyes, SIR said he, and this is all
could get for them, though the corpor
al who bought 'em said he'd have
given half a dollar if pay day hadn't
been so far off,"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06
Rotterdam Adds to Harbor.

Rotterdams harbors and shipping
facilities are the immediate cause OF
its prosperity and growth. In June
this year the city council appropri-
ated s13,2OO,O00 for the construction
of an additional harbor Ito be called
Waalhaven), which, when completed,
will cover an area of about 300 acres
and provide berths for 200 seagoing
steamers, thus doubling the present
entire harbor accommodations.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06
A Poor Defense.

That is no defence at ALL" said
Senator Curtis, in a discussion Of
emotional insa.ity at dinner. What
you have just said, sir, is as weak a
defense as the young automobilist's.
The young mans rich father said
o him:
Look here, 1 am ashamed of you.
YOU spend all your time choo-chooing
around the country in motor car
" Not all my time, father said the
youth, gently. Only half of it,
And the other haf?' asked the old
man.
mat is passed underneath. sir.
with monkey wrench"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06
Metccrites in Arizof.a.

The extraordinary deposit of me-
teorites near Canyon n:ablo. Arizona,
which has cccasioned much discus
s'"n among the leading biologists of
the country, is being made the SUBJ
ject of study by Prof George P.
Merrill and Writ Tassin of the de-.
partment of geology of the United
States national museum.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06

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The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06
Breaking 1t Gently.

The flooding of Yorkshire mine
had a tragic result, and miner was
deputed to break the news to poor
woman whose husband had been
drowned.
Does Widow Jones live here?"
"No," was the indignant lady's re-
ply.
you're liar!" he said
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06

According to the Reader, which
gives some particulars about the pets
of titled women, the Duchess Vera Of
Wurtemberg has a weakness for liz
ards and especially for chameleons,
of which she has a great many An
other royal lady who is devoted to
lizards is the countess of Moniignosco.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06
Ever Notice IL?

The tail, sandy-haired man looked a
good deal like his collie.
Ever notice it," said an observer.
'People nearly always resemble their
dogs. That IS why you, for instance
short, bull-necked and stubborn as you
are-that is why you go in for bull
dogs
"Silly men, with curly hair, and
eyes staring and stupid and senti-
mental, go in for Blenheims spaniels.
Lean chaps-runners and jumpers
they're always melancholy, by the
way-like greyhounds.
"Your little quarfelsome, alert man
boosts the fox terrier trade.
81, stately and august person, own
CT Pl1.pard -
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-08-06
Somethinu New.

Something New.
Il hear, Mrs. Blowhard, that your
daughter is quite an accomplished vio-
linist.'
'Oh, yes, indeed she is,' returned
Mrs. Blowhard, rolling up her eyes
ecstatically. "She plays divinely on
the violin, and accompanies herself ON
the piano"
Why the Lecture Was Postponed.
The Harvard Crimson announces
that the lecture by Prof Peabody on
THE Political and Social Significance
Of the Life of Jesus Christ" was post
poned last Tuesday evening because
of the football mass meeting on that
date.
An inconsistent Dad. II
Remember, my boy, there's plenty
of room at the top"
'In that case, dad, why insist on my
beginning at the bottom, where it's
80 fearfully crowded."
No Doubt.
They'll spell it "Ten Knights in .
Barroom," q hundred years hence,
md add preface explaining that bar
rooms really existed in medieval
times.