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Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

years. when he has survived the at
fractions Of the others.
Wen. forgive this long discourse on
love! Spring seems 20 be the tirno Of
the year for IT, you know.
Wave Of the Tailor Made.
IT'S a mistake to spend too much
money on "a tailor made.
have bought imported suits that
cost over 800. and / can assure Won
they haven't given mo a bit more sat b.
isfaction than those I've bought for S25
or even less
This spring especially dresses arc
the thing 10 wear. not separate waists
and skirts
or course you havc to use "a coat and
skirt suit for travelling, shopping. etc.
but let 30 Doe perfectly plain tailor
made model These can be bought for
as low a price as $3.50. These mex
pcnsive suits come made Of panama
cloth in variety of checked and
striped effects
Usually the sleeves are worn long.
but it is perfectly proper to tuck them
up and wear long gloves with them
This makes Thorn little more jaunty
and becoming TO small figures.
one of The very newest things tho
New York girl is wearing is the LARGE
rough straw sailor. which has its trir,
turned sharply upward at the edge
This is usually trimmed with "a very
wide band OF stiff orient embroidery
and bird or pair Of handsome
wings. In black shiny straw trimmed
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

NOUS treasury girls" Miss Margaret
j.. Kelly who holds am important post
Boo Cine mint bureau. gets $1,000 a year.
SHo iq from Now Hampshire Miss
Kelly has what one regrets to say ig
rare among women. a keen sense OF
humor Undoubtedly that f. what
Keeps her so bright and girlish look
ing in spite OF her responsible duties
once for all, ono notices here fin thu
Washington department as every
whore else. this Women with tho
srrsn Of humor look younger ana
brighter eyed than others Of the same
age. ] is a fact and o hint,
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13
PACIFIC COAST FOR TAFT.

San Francisco, May 10 That the
Pacific coast will be solid for Taft
when the roll Is called I'm the Re.
publican national convention is I'm.
dictated by ndyiccs from Sacramento.
Portland ana Spokane whore the
state conventions OF California, Ors-
gon and Washington, respectively.
vii! be held tomorrow Among
California Republicans the senii
mont is overwhelmingly for TAFT
and this favoritism IS apparently
shared by the other coast stats.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13
HONOR ROLL OF THE
BLUEFIELO PUBLIC SCHOOLS

Second year high school-Meta
Jordan, Arnold Emmons. Willie Hearn
Mofet McCue. Alonzo McCue, Freak
McCulloch, Gooch Tickle.
First year high school - Fannie
Harding, Virginia Hearn. Hazel Pofr,
llolbrook Easley. Blaine Massey. Paul
Thomas. William Wade Willie Will
son.
Eighth grade 49, William Albright.
George Clark, Clarence Drinkard
Charlie jenkins. Hcrschcl MiddIes-
wart Radclin McArtor, Willie Snyder
Frank Thompson. Lyndon Cecn. Geo.
McCuiloch. Douglass Bailey. Gather
Inc Drummer, Lula Creswcll. Lula
Tanner.
Seventh Grade-Banche Croy. Mar
tina Easley, Marie Edmunds, Nellie
Newenham Emma Phelps. Naomi
Pettiplace, Glenna pike. Ellie HearE.
Margaret Harding. Velmer Akers.
Kyle Bruce, Willie Collie, Franckt
Fox, Roy Hawk. Louis Horton. En-
gene Long. Frank Main. Hill Marsh.
Julian Wright, Robert TIDY.
Sixth grade. Miss Louise Ship
man. teacher) Ethel Calfee. Clara
Goodson. Carrie Hearn, Agnes Hin
chce, Pearl Noel Zelma Nosler. Helen
Cofer Fannie Catlctte, Ruth Whitlow
Oscar Camper, Lewis Pon, Franklin
Wilson
Sixth grade (Mrs. n. A. H. Snow.
teacher james Albright. Eric Ricr-
son Hugh peck. Everett Sncad. Her
bert Thompson. Mabel Bailey Elizr.
beth Clayton, Blanche Rose. Pattlc
Sanford. Mamie Saunders.
Fifth gradp-Jas. Hawley. Guy
R1geley, Jas. shot. Lillian Bqud
Eleanor Clark. Lulu Finley Edith
Gibs n. Nav Hornbarger Maud Koe-
see, Lucille Land, Lillian Shott.
LrIlIIiL L
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13
MARRYING ONES FIRST LOVE A RISKY EXPERIMENT q

Now. can you imagine two tempcra-
ments more opposed TO each other ?
Ana yet they are doomed TO live to-
gether.
Marriages are much too hastily en-
tcTcd INTO anyway one agrees
ON mat The trouble is with the girl.
She doesn't realize, as she should. that
love Is not everything: that. for the
matter Of IL. 81 girl may love four or
five times in her life before she meets
the right man. Yes. indeed, and II sho
Is wise girl she viii thank Providence
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13
SOulh BIncilcId BulIdlng.

her. the two girls move I'm such differ
cnt sets
Then. later In life, you hear feminine
toadics referring by their Christian
names 20 rich women thcy have only
met I'm tho most casual way at charity
balaars or similar mixed entertain
mCnts.
This is tho cheapest kind OF pose,
and IT makes me feel ashamed OF my
own soX when ] hear il.
Whenever I SEQ n game OF bluff
played in a social way u always re-
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13
STRIKE MAY EXTEND
To EASTERN ROADS

New York, May iS.-The sccre-
tary of the American branch OF the
Amalgamatei Society OF Engineers
says that the strike OF machinists In
the shops of the Rio Grandc IS like
~ to eNtond TO the eastern roads. He
says machipists in q number of
shops OF the east have made de-
mands for a new wage scale In tho
form OF an agreement which the OF
heials of these roads have yet TO
sign.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13
West End Building.

West End Building.
Firth grade--Carl Barley, EstlC
Echols, Jesse Norton. Joan Rumage
Buford shelton, Clement Speldcn
Earl Thornton. Mildred Barber. Vir-
gle Carter, Rosa Francis. Mollic
FTncisco, llcen EoltZ. Merle Holtz
Bethel Hypes, Fannie McCray, Evelyn
Movers. Hattie Scruggs. Vashti
Scruggs, Gladys Snyder Harriet,
Spciden. Kathleen Wells. Pauline
Whitaker.
Fourth grade Sidney Banks, Rob
ert Brooks. clyde Douthat Marvin
Ferguson. Harry Gillespie, Ira Mel
cher, Charles Miller Roby Norton.
William PCCrY. Hobart Porteriicld.
Neims Rangeloy eLonard Vaughan.
Third gradc--Bessie McCray. EnIc
ThaXter, BE ssie Whitaker. Glady
Whitaker, Earl Bowes. Dewey Dona-
hue, CLIFFORD Kits. joe Sanders. Joe
Wingneld. James Douthat.
Second grade Everett Carter. CIV
Ferguson, Herbert Hunter EarIey
Mathena. Egbert Rierson. Cydp
Thornton, Ruth Bowman. Haze.
Chambers. elsie Faulkner. I.orcna
Noel Dora Snyder.
First grade "A'-John Carson, Win.
cent Donshue Willie Haley. Emory
llyp,s. clyde Kits. Chas. Tabor. An
ME 3leyins, Annie Sanders.
First grade "B"-Wilie Bfrber.
Marv Emma Blount. Frances Cham.
bers, Willic Clayton. Thomas Dona
hue, Carlysle Echols. Cleophas Hin
choe, George Hunter. Clarence John
son Ruth Thornton Johnson Eleanor
Miller King, Orlando Lilly, Harry Ne.
Gray Viola McCray Joe Pickett. A..
Edv'1a iIicrson Grcever Scandlan
Ralph Vaughn. Harry George White.
Nellie Wingfield.
South BIucfcld Building.
Fourth grade Mary Kahle. Lucy
Cundft Ethel Davis orc Kidd. Nellie
Su't'r Grace Thompson. Maud Cdy.
Anna WINNER, willie Buchanunu.
GEORGE Crcwsbaw. Clarence Fcnk.
Herman Horton. Erbic Kidd, Charles
Land. Eva Strong
I.ird grade Alliue Pcrkcy y ulah
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

Layne Eugene Massey, Rob
ert 'McCue, Charlie Read. Herbert
l'Shirey. Edwin Thompson. Dora Bnl-
myer Ruth Bodell, Jessie Creswell.
virginia Martin, Rachel Main. Ger
trude Reid, Lila Spencer, Thelma
stafford, Florence Thomas.
Second grade--George Evans Paul
Udy. Joe Turley. Edwin Spencer.
Frank Pollock, Malcolm Otey. Harry
Charlton. Oliver Croswen. Milton
Johnson, Virginia shirley Mary vii
son. Mary DickeY, Rcba MAYS Ethel
MNlone, Pearl White Bessie Youu 2.
First grade "A"-Edwon Shirley H.
Ian liowley, Margarei jolliffo, Isabel
Collie, Helen Kelley, Lucille Leonard
First Grade "B'- Sha,ter Krssee
Jimmie Davis. Tommin Main. Frf1k
Shirley. Clyde Wdenor. Walter
Thompson, Esther Clark. Francke
Hornbarger. Eva Martin.
Annex Building.
Fifth gradc-llermau Bowes. John
Sta ay. Cary Wilson Nirginin. Giles
pie Elizabeth MASSEY Clara Suffer.
Fourth grade - Robert Anderson.
Edward DIETRICH, Frank Gibson Wade
Likins, William Ratciinc. Burt Wide
ner. Julia }urk, MARGARET Cowul.
Margaret Kits. Gluna Peterman.
Clara Peters. Clara Richards, Mittic
Sanford, Georgia shelton, Frances
Fitzgerald
Third grade--Ch3-lic Croy. Rufus
French. Willie Havey, Bernard Mas
Tin Claude. Moss, lanes Mann. Mar
yin Parks. LMcilc Poston
Third grade--Loc Bail, Dewey Beck.
Clu-Cncc Hawk Samuel Jollifc. John
Lowdcr, Jack o 49,, Ralph Miller.
owen Phelps William Shirley Frank
Swortzcll, Clinton Bradley. Whttcu
King HELEN Bourne. MARY Vllrk.
Dockic Croy Edna Freshman. AMIR
garCt Ford, Glrlys Gerald BcssI.
H-rnbarger l!azol llinchec, Christine
KcfCr Lille IfcH.r. Grace Main. Irus
Mr -sAall. Annie Pcdigu. MarcrIn
Saunders SCwcll Simpson virginia
SwortZcll Rcrtho Suffer Viola wide
ncr, Grace DudiCv TIME CTOy.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

she ala not
marry tho first
man she became
= @ n tim G n tai
over.
Falling in and
out OF love is a
painful expert
ence for any
girl but It's a
useful one. For
my part, I'm al
ways a little
sorry and a bit
afraid for the
girl who mar
ries her first
love unless IL Is
after many
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13
49, e-crvIhNg - -

barely met or in some cases never met
at aIl set this is a failing most com
NOR to the sex
you hear giri who goes 90 fash.
ionahIo boarding school for instance
speak famiiarly VI Trudie GoIdro.ke
the hcires3 and SCR pupil, whereas
Miss Gertrude Goldrocks probably
wouldn't know her By sight 10 cine saw
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

minds me Of
two shabby gen
tccl French
families one
had 81 son 10
marry, and tho
other a daugh
ter, and each
consequently
threw q big
blum. when tho
young man and
his relatives
e. q IN q 90 dine
with tho girls
parents, b O. Y
borrowed every
thingsthey could
lay their hands
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13
NORTHWEST FOR TAFT.

Butte, Mont, May 1.-TWO
Southwestern Republican delega-
tons will swing into the Taft col
nhn tomorrow when the state con
yentions Of Montana and North pa
&ots will be held. the former in this
city and the latter i'm Minot.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

II invigorates. Strengthens and
builds up, keeps you In condition
phywcally and mentally Thars
what HolIislcr's Rocky Mountain
Tea win do. IS ccntH, Tea or Tai.
lets. The Waite Pharmacy.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

This is the season or listlessncss
headaches and spring disorders Ho.
listers Rocky Mountain Tea ls
sure preventative. Makes You strons
and vigorous. 30 cents. Tea or Tab.
lets. Tho White Pharmacy
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

EFORE a woman marries a
man she should study him
carefully TO see whether or
net he likes the same things
that she does
IT'S worse than foolish for two peo-
pie who haven't n single taste IN com
mon 20 marry, and yet that sort Of
thing happens every day.
A girl marries . man because he r.
good looking, because he fs magnetic
~ bsosuss she thinks he will be sue
1ogsfpL Then when the honeymoon
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

on and made a gorgeous showing.
Much impressed. tho young mans
family returned the compliment and
likewise borrowed all they could They
bluncd each other so we'll. To- mako lt
short that So was only after tho mar
riago ceremony that each found tho
other did not have 81 cent
And serve them right. say.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13
oTREAsURY GlRlsN

1n Che war department thl hIg 20
sal1ried woman is clerk in tho
qu1rtermastor generals omN who re-
crlvcs $500 EJur other women.
clerks in other war department Offices.
receive $500 each
Som Of the beet paid and most en-
ciar r.weo arc found among the IA
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13
The Social Fraud

Every ono hates q fraud. male or f.
male. and what mistake woman
makes when she prctcnds 90 pay
fancy prices for things or go into So
cicty when I'm reality she hardly has
enough money 90 make both ends
mcct
No ono is found ont any sooner than
tho social impDstOr. It seems tho
height of foolishncss for - woman 90
juggla with the names Of folks che has
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

Of walking into Tho tent Of an Arab
SLAYER and fetching out tho capuvos.
while Miss Jane Moirc. Mrs Bishop.
Mrs Marshall and others also occupy
hOnOrcd places aa explorers,
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

Suitcr Clara Udy Ruth McCulloch
blame Suitor. Claude AIM, Golden
Land, Herbert Terry, James Thomp-
son, Jacob Cundlfr.
Second grade "a" and "B9-Chndo
Godscy, Fred Snead. Tyler Showers.
Mary Akcrs. Helen Horton, Alice
Land. rildiS Morris.
First grade "A" and "B"--I.crcna
Cumnins. Hazel Crenshaw, GLADYS
.Cmdih, Nada Davis, Sallio Hall. Mar
gar' kahle, Elizabeth Thompson.
beltha witt. Frank nuChanSn. Make
BAILEY Bernie Helton, Aubrey stow
Crs.
North Blucileld Rubbing.
First grade "A"-Mamio Bolton.
Myrtle Calico, Eva Harrie. Pearl
PM Ks, Beatrice Turner Ola Turner.
Sue Turner WILSON Dunn. Frnnk Shell
tom Raleigh simpson, Clinord KIM
GRO Gibson, Howard Massey. John
Mastin, William McCue, Charles
Parks Mildred Roof, Ray Spangler.
kuph stafford. Mary Winter
Colorcd schools.
South BlacileId Building.
Eighth grade---Blancho Chapman
Ida simpson, Dora Woody.
SiNtn blmChc Adams, Myr-
Tie Chapman, Nomeka Jorreys. Thos
Laws. Henry Whisiker.
Firth grado-Theresa Henike. Mo
zelle Anderson, Maud Tynes, Ernest
Ne Hey, Paul Rmdolph. Cornelia Kyd
Second grade---McGinnis Branch
blanche Lyebrook, Sadie Meade
Rosie Reed, JennevieVe Simpson
GLADYS simpson, Slizabeth Shinan
chester Anderson, Dewey Anderson
Odie Goodson, Nwthaniel Joffrovs
reed Preston, Earl Tynes, Earl Kyd.
Cornell Thompson.
First gorod "A"-Synethoa Adams
Annie Charlton, Princie Hale. Cathn-
line Jchreys, Viola Smith Luther
Charlton, Willie Evans. Sylvester
Lowell Thos. Nash, Willie Price.
First Grade "B" 49, Mary Benc
Gladys Tinany, George Adams.
North Blucicld Building.
First and second grades-Magric
liarksdale, Angelina Brown. Lnelln
Colbert. clyde Jordon. Sprinkle War.
rem, Synethea Watson, Kathaleen
Waldren, 1Dcob Galloway. Dent Kqnd.
rick. Daniel Lee, Charles Lee. Lam
don Summers.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1908-05-13

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All work guaranteed.
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Smyrna times., 1908-07-22
Curious Book Titles.

Curious book titles are always being
rediscOvered, mostly from that prolific
period the commonwealth, when sane
timony was supreme
Thus: John Dances Better Than
Peter; Peter Dances Better Than John;
Both Dance Well" "a vicious attack on
the Jesuits, in five volumes). "A Sigh
For the Sinners of Zion. Coming From
a Hole In the Wall, by an Earthen YES
sci, Known Among Men as Samuel
Fisher" (was this how taverns came to
take the sign of the "hole in the
wallYD-London Scraps.
Smyrna times., 1908-07-22
Can't Be Beat.

The best of all teachers is ex-
perience. C. M. Harden, of Silver
City, North Carolina, says: "I find
Electric Bitters does all that s
claimed for it. For Stomach, Liver
and Kidney troubles it can't be beat.
l have tried it and find it a most
excellent medicine. " Mr.. Harden is
right; it's the best of all medicines
also for weakness, lame back, and
all run down conditions. Best too
for chills and malaria. Sold under
guarantee at Benton N. Weldon s
drug store. SOC.
Smyrna times., 1908-07-22
HAVING

*NOTE-Boat Friday, July 8. from Phila-
delphia-No Boat from Philadelphia July 4.
IF Necessary DAILY LINE. frankie. on
alternate days ONE HOUR earlier than
Brady.
Telephone No. Arch st. Wharf--Market 45Ol-A
tCOnsumer's Ice Co.'S Wharf, Chester.
Arizona republican., 1908-01-26

cause they are old but because we cease to see them. Whole vibrant worlds around us disappear within the sombre mists of familiarity. Which ever way we look the roads are dull and barren. There is tree at our gate we have not seen in years: a flower blooms in our door-yard more wonderful than the shining heights of the Alps
 '1t has seemed to me sometimes as though I could see men hardening be- fore my eyes, drawing in q feeler here. walling up an opening there. Nam ing things! Objects fall into cate gories for them and wear little sure channels in the brain. A mountain is a mountain, tree a tree, to them. a field forever a field. Life solidifies itself in words, And finally how everything wearies them. and that is old age."
Arizona republican., 1908-01-26
PHOENIX. ARIZONA. JAN. 26, 1908
PREvENTABLE ACCIDENTS.

In the current number of the Allan tic Monthly, J. O. Pagan. an operating railway signalman. talks plainly re- garding the remarkable record of ac- cidents on American railroads during the year just ended. which caused the deaths of over 5000 people and the serious injury of over 76.0OO others.
 The Atlantic Monthly writer goes directly to what he regards as the es- sential reason for this uncomfortable state of affairs, and primarily attrib- utes 1t to the fact that there is ''prac- tically no -the-road supervision on American railroads He practi- cally admits that railroad trainmen are essentially to blame for the slaughter, as they come to regard the rules "as permissive rather than pos tive" and, therefore, negligence of all kinds is practically unchecked"
 AS an illustration of his meaning Mir. Pagan gives instances, which he says are common. in which trainmen use their own judgment as to com pliance with orders and rules. He plainly admits that mo attention whatever is paid by enginemen. by conductors or for that matter by su- perintendents,' to certain rules which are plain and definite. He naively says of one rule which he quotes: Its violation has been the cause of colli- sions and loss of life, but that does not seem to bother us, for we continue to disregard it." Mir. Fagan's remedy consists in the cultivation of thought on the part of train operatives" but he apparently falls far short of meet ing the case.
 IL will be found that the travelling public will not be content with trial of Mir Fagan's psychological experi- ment in educating railway operatives to thought" If the killing of 5000 people and the maiming of 76,000 more in one year will not impress these railway men with the necessity of obeying orders and conforming to rules. the desired reform cannot be accomplished by any process of psy- chological training. The place for a railway operative who regards rules and orders as "permissive rather than positive is not in a school of psy- chology, but in the penitentiary, or in an imbecile asylum; and the principle holds good, whether the offender be a way station operator, an engineman, conductor or trainman, or for that matter a superintendent.
Arizona republican., 1908-01-26

(An Official Statement Concerning the Distribution of ohio Post Offices.
 My Paw he sez at President RoOs- eyfelt has been Reused rum what's called his Habitule Cam an has Reeched tn End of his Long Suffern an Chrischen Ferbarance sos at he's Words. He sez 'at if Foraker sez at he's Tradin' off Ohio Post Offises fer Dellycates fer Mister Taft, he's a Tyre Tn President he sez: I'm say in what I Meen jist now with no Frills onto it, so at that Benited Miscrant fun Ohio, Senter Foraker won't be at no loss to Ketch my Meenin'. been Conceelin' my Reel Feelin's to- ards that Lyin' Skoundrile till Pa shents has Seesed 10 be a Virchue no longer an if go on Perservin Out ward Appearance of Corjality toards him like been doin' fer tn last Two Yeers my Reel Attitood toards tn Senyor Tyre fun ohio mite be Mis- took by Some. l hereby depose Eddard H. Harryman fun tn Presidency of my Anias Club an give tn sect to tn more competent an Brillyant Pervar- icator tn Dis-Hon. Josef B. Foraker fun Ohio. Tn other Senters ort to be aware. Any of 'em at B'leeves what Mister Foraker's been tellin' about tn Ohio Post offs Appointments Is Tyre Hisself too"
 Tn resident he sez: "'rh' Reel Fax about them Ohio Post offs Appint- ments is this here: Fur fun giyin' out tn Post Offises to Frens of Sec ertary Taft. who's my Trend. shode Brodder Spirut an sez to tn Sec ertary sez I: We don't want to Hog all these here Post Offises jist becos we're in a Posishun to do so. an give 'em out to our Trends an Sporters. Les return Good fer Evle an Distri- boot these here Offises among our Enmies Les toss 'em into tn camp of Foraker an Dick to show at they ain't nothin' Little about this Admis- trashun' Secertary' Taft. whose very Broad man hissef, he Coated fun tn Sacred Scripchers as follers: Love them at Hate you: Pray fer them at Despitefly use you, an throw tn Post Offises where you Think they'll do the Most Good. Cast yer Post Offises on tn Waters an they'll Return to us 1000 Foald in tn Febuary Trimmer ies'
 We acted on this here Bennyvolent Spirrut in tn Distribushun of tn Ohio Post Offises an that's all there is to it, I understand at Mister F'oraker falsely Clames at we been bribin his former Trends to be Trends of tn Ad- ministrashun by meens of these here Paultry Post Offises. They is nothin of tn kind. It's troo, mebbe, at tn Noo Appintees which had been Mis- led by this here Foraker has been Overcarle by our Generosty an has been Brought into more Intimit Rela- shuns with tn Federal Admintstra- shun so as at they can see it as it is in all its Granjure an Buty of Carick- ter. It ain't our Folt if Fokes is put into a Posishun to Apreshate us at our Troo Worth Senter Foraker he re- mines me of th' Devle. kickin' every time man gifts hissef Regenerated an his Sole Saved. He ort to be glad at his ole trends is Gittin' tn Post Of fises." LITTLE JAMES