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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
Nonsense Lines.


He laid the biscuits in the sink,
And liked his belt buckle.
While she called gran'ther with wink
And played some cheap peanuckle
But pretty soon he screamed Iist
grill
love you- got the habit!a
She smiled; I'm going to we'd the
earl,
Let's kiss-and make rabbitlg
lie ran and got the cheese and beer.
And cried: I'm here, Aspasiatn
And then he saw with strange cold fear
She'd gone to Australasia.
Well, al that night he swum and swum.
And by him swan his brother,
Until they scraped Cape Diddledum.
Or hap it was some other
And there she sat in uncouth dress.
Her left foot in a buskia
He kneeled and sobbed in great distress.
Dear. take this set Of Ruskin."
Smiled she. Jaw. thanks-but this
You'll note:
I'll never wed a Georgian"
lie laughed: well, honey. you're the
goat
For I've turned Swedenbofgian.7
SO they went TO their kin ard kilh
In Stamboul where he'd piemand:
And there he soon betrothed her with
A dollar-ffty diamond
Richmond Times Dispatch.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
CIRCUS RIDERS.
They We're Kings Of the Show In the
Old One Ring Days.

They We're Kings Of the Show In the
Old One Ring Days.
Riders at one time were the chief at
traction Of the circus and were billed
as we now bin our death defying
Deeds" In the old one ring days the
whole performance was practically d.
vided between the rider and the clown.
When the rider was not riding the
clown had the ring all to himself, even
the band ceasing to play until the
clown sang or got of his jokes, after
which the rider resumed the perform
ance All riders IN those days were
champions In the show printing. writes
Tody Hamilton IN the Washington
Star.
When the late james a. Bailey made
his tour Of Australia he had Jim Robin
son, the great rider at $500 week.
payable III gold The Snowman became
sick Of his bargain and tried TO scare
Robinson out Of it by dwelling on the
unhealthfulness Of the climate. He
told Robinson that 1t was very risky:
that few people could stand It, But
Robinson was wise and wouldn't scare
and insisted on the terms OF the CON
tract
1t used to make Bailey turn cold to
approach Robinson on the long voy-
age every week and hand the champion
$500 IN gold coin the same as II the
rider were at work. but Jim held Bailey
to his contract. No rider before Or
since has ever received such salary.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

An UnmusIca Variation In One Of
Gottschalk's Concerts.

An UnmusIcal Variation In One Of
Gottsohalk's Concerts.
Gottschalk, the pianist, was noted
for his enormous physical strength al
most as much as for his brIlliance as a
pianist. on one occasion he gave a
practical Illustration Of his strength
which, while 1t did not display his dis
position In the most amiable light, I'M
doubtedly afforded him much satisfac-
ton.
He was In concert playing on piano
that was built on a new model, one OF
the peculIarities OF which was that the
lip Of the keyboard cover projected far
Their over the keys than In most pianos
when the instrument was open for
playing. Gottschalk, who was accus-
toned to throw up his hand to a con-
siderable height during the perform
ance Of brilliant passages and was I'M
used to this new form Of keyboard,
constantly hit his knuckles against the
projecting lip.
This repeated rapping Of his knuckles
at last began TO have an irritating ef-
feet on him, as the audience could
plainly sec. Suddenly after a partic-
ularly hard rap he stopped short in the
middle Of his selection, wrenched the
offending cover out of the instrument
by main force and hurled it across the
platform with great violence. Then,
with a smile OF the greatest satisfae-
ton, he reseated himself at the piano
and continued his playing. Chicago
Record-Herald.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
TALK OF The TOWN.

Cut flowers at Youngaon's. Tel. 3lT-0.
Wanted.-20O Carriages to store for
the winter. Geo. r. Mcfarland
Masonic charms and pins at l. P. Aus
tins, "the watch and clock man"
L. p. Austin sells stone cutters glasses,
all kinds and prices, from zoe to $500
per pair.
Any framed or unframed picture in
the store at the wholesale price. II. p
Baldwin.
Clairvoyant. Tuesday and Thursday,
2 P. m. to 0 p. m, Mrs. r. Z. Ellis, 20
Spaulding street, telephone 1862,
A very desirable Office room with ante
room, centrally located on Main street,
to rent. Terms low. Address 20. X"
this office.
Dancing at Hale's pavilion Thursday
evening; Montpelier orchestra, Edwin
Bruce, leader. Gents soc. ladies free;
prize given.
Typewriting and copying, writing
from dictation, circular letters a
speciality. Mrs. Mary G. Nye, 2 and 8
blanchard block.
To Rent.-Two tenements, all modern
improvements, at AZ and so South Main
street Inquire Of John Tierney, as
South Main street or 30s North Main
street.
The D. A. Perry real estate agency
is offering for sals place with five
acres of land and over 5000 worth OF
stock and tools for only $500. See adj
vertisement in for sale column.
If your eyes smart or feel bad when
you attempt to read in the evening, il
means that they need attention You
can get the right kind of treatment at
L. P. Austin's, the watch and clock
man.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
AMUSEMENT NOTES
use d spice.n

Clever comedians, beautiful girls
bright catchy music, gorgeous new coz.
tunes, bran new. environment 81
scenery and electrical effects, some de.
cidedly novel dances and ensembles
Plumbers are said to be features IN the
latest edition OF B. G. Whitnays piquant
musical mixture isle Of Spiee,a when
will make its presentation at the opera
house on Friday evening, February %.
The camedw which abonnds Is the piece
Of an especially diyerting character and
in tae hands OF that versatile funmaker
Charles A. Pusey, and his able assist
ants none OF it is lost. Prominent III
Mr.. Pusey's support are Rose Fitcn,
Louise Gould, Minerva Chomaire, Belle
Tufts, Maud Yale, Bert Wainwright,
Frank Wood, Jack Leslie, B. X. Arm
strong and Louis Comstock. Many new
numbers have been introduced; all the
old fayorites have been retained.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

The origin Of the religious prackce
Of fasting IS very Obscure. Herbert
Spencer collected a considerable body
Of evidence to show that fasting may
have arisen out Of the custom among
savage peoples Of providing refresh
ments for the dead These offerings
are often made Ii SO lavish a manner
as necessarily to Involve the survivors
in temporary starvation. and 1t is no
uncommon thing for man to ruin
himself BY a FUNERAL feast II is sug-
'gested that the fasting which was at
first the inevitable result Of such sacrl-
fee on behalf Of the dead may eyentu-
ally have come to be regarded as an
Indispensable part OF all sacrifice and
50 have survived as an established
usage long after the original cause had
ceased to operate.New York Ameri-
can.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

French and German hats said a
halter, aonly last half as long as ours.
1t isn't the poor quality Of the hats.
but the fine quality Of the manners.
that causes this. Lifting the bat in sal
utation IS the hardest work that falls
on the headnlece, and the French and
Germans mt 1t to men and women
equally thus giving 1t twice as much
labor as We 90. Naturally then, it
wears out twice as quickly. 1t goes in
the brim in no time over the water. ~
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

Il suppose have about the most
thoughtful knd aud considerable hns-
band IN the world she was saying
sadly. when he comes home at about
2 Of the morning, turns all the lights
on and wakes me out Of a sound sleep,
be always says in the most polite way
imaginable:
Don't let me disturb you, dear.
But will you please help me unfas-
ten this collar buttong'- York
Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
piHersnt Now.

Its funny how marriage viii change
man. said Flogg the other day.
There's Monster for example. Be
fore he was married glance OF May
Taintor would intoxicate him, so he
used to say. Now when he comes
home late at night and meets Mrs.
Monster nee Taintor, the sight Of her
actually sobers him. - Boston Tran
seript
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

''No, Mr.. Smith, She said gently, but
firmly. Il can never be your Wife
Then he struggled TO his feet and said
IN broken tones: Are all my hopes to
be thus dashed to pieces? Am l never
to be known as the husband Of the
beautiful Mrs smithgv This was toe
much. and she suceumbed.-New Or.
learns Times Democrat
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

We, the undersigned, do hereby agree
TO refund the money on 50-cent bottle
OF Greene's Warranted Syrup Of Tar II
II fails to cure your cough or cold, We
also guarantee 25-cent bottle to prove
satisfactory or money refunded.
Red Cross Pharmacy, K. A. Drown,
Gu. Kendrick & Co, D. F. Davis,
George T. Edison. J. A. Macarthur,
w. II. Miles & Co, McAllister Bros,
d. G. Howard, J. A. Cumming,
j. w Parmenter.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

Almost everybody knows that the
place to send Beef Hides, Horse
Hides, Calfskins. Sheep Pelts, TaIlow
and Bones is to c. S. Page, Hyde
Park, Vermont. who pays highest
prices; RENTS the day following the
arrival Of goods at Hyde Park; pays
the freight on shipments Of 200 pounds
or more, and keeps his customers at
all times posted as to market values.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
The Jumping Of Place.

Consumption had me in its grasp; and
/ had almost reached the jumping of
place when I was advised to try DR..
Kings New Discovery, and | want to
say right now it saved my life. Improve
ment began with the first bottle. and
after taking one dozen bottles | was
well and happy man again" says
George Moore of Grimesland, y c. As
a remedy for coughs and colds and heal
er of weak. sore lungs and for prevent
ing pneumonia, New Discovery IS SUI
preme. Soc and Sl00 at the Red Cross
pharmacy. Trial bottle free
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
MEETING OF THE BARRE TOWN
BOARD OF CIVIL AUTHORITY.

There will be meeting of the board
Of civil authority held at the town clerks
Office on February %, 1908, at o'clock
p. m, and one February 26 at East
Barre hall at o'clock p. M, for the
purpose Of making additions and cor
rections on the check list TO be used at
the annual election to be held March
3, 1908.
Per order OF the board
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

Stops earache in two minutes; tooth2
ache or pain of burn or scald in five
minutes; hoarseness, one hour; muscle.
ache, two hours; sore throat, twelve
hours-Dr Thomas Electric Oil, mon
arch over pain.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
Hi. Idaa q Wif..

"what is your idea OF an ideal wifefa
cone who viii cock the meals. do the
washing. look after the furnace. make
her own clothes and-and"-
And whatys
Keep herself looking rs young and
IS beautiful rs an actress who pulls
down 500 a week ii vaudeville" Chi
eago Record Herald.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

Mrs. Jones Your husband looks COM
pletely tired out. poor man. Mrs
Smlth-So he is. my dear He has
aever done any work in bis life before.
You know he always had a government
job.-Funny Cuts.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

Itching piles provoke profanity but
won't cure them. Doan's 0int
ment cures itching, bleeding or protrud
ing piles after years Of suffering. At
any drug store.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
THE BARRE DAILY TIMES
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY q, zoos.


@.7V - '177V'7F7 IT 777717EE 0-111'V1
in Boston, january 24th, canvass Of
one round table showed that every man
present carried policy in the National.
59th year National Life Insurance
company, Montpelier, Vt. (MutaaD.
S. 5. Ballard, general agent, Mont
pelier; N. b. Ballard, local agent, Barre,
VI.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

If you haven't time to exercise regu,
larly, Doan's Regulets viii prevent con
stipation. They induce a mild, easy
healthful action OF the bowels without
gripping. Ask your druggist for them
25c.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

We are still running a public surrey
and meeting ell trains. Telephone 1924
Papia Bros.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

Gentlemen

Gentlemen;
have used your S. +. & S Ointment
ID some desperate cases with remarkable
success. / must congratulate you on
the quality and appearance OF your meti-
zines.
J. s. Dodge. NJ. D.,
Lincoln, vt.
Tie physician finds S r. & S. 0int-
ment remarkable even IN desperate cases.
Surely son can gain results from Il.
Z IS worth a trial anyway. 25c at d.
+ Davis drug store.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21

Mrs. L. A. Gibbs of White River juno
ton has been recent guest Of her sis
ter, Mrs. Fred Terry.
j. r. Cleveland is quite i'll from what
was thought to be bilious attack,
but is more comfortable at present.
The condition of A. w. Eastman was
reported more comfortable on Thurs
day morning and w. Il Eastman not as
well on the afternoon Of the same day.
W. III Gladding was In Burlington
on Tuesday to attend a meeting Of the
Universalist association Of which he is
president.
Mr.. Kinney, who has been doing good
work in organizing Sunday schools
here, went to Burlington the first Of the
week and Mrs. Kinney TO Rutland
Ernest Cargent Of WoodsviIle, N. H.,
mas been ia town this week, the guest
OF Mrs. r. b. Mcintyre, visiting his lit.
tie daughter, Muriel, who has been here
for some time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Holt Of Barre and
Misses Gertrude and Jessie Pearsons Of
Montpelier were in town on Thursday
to attend the funeral OF Elmer Bean.
Representatives from the different orders
Of which he was member were also
in town.
At the recent netting Of the So-oper-
atice creamery association, the attend
ance was so small on account Of bad
weather and travelling that no definite
decision was reached al to the action
Of the association after the milk bot
Ting ctarted up.
Mrs G H. Clark of Whitman, Mass.
arrived in town on Thursday night for
4 stay over night with her sister. Mrs.
/. Alice Fisher This morning they left
for Marshiicld for visit upon another
sister, and where they will attend 4
banquet given at that place by "The Ola
Brown School House" club which meets
each year when the former members re-.
turn for renewal of acquaintance.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
Maple Sugar

A few pals Of good Maple Sugar TO
close at lie pound. Maple Syrup
500 per gallon. Remember, we
sell Hams, Bacon, Salt Pork, Salt
Salmon, etc. First-c class goods only
Give us a call, we will try and use
you right.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-02-21
RANDOLPH
School Directors Re-engage Principal
Ham For Another Year.

The school directors have secured the
services Of Prof Ham for another year
and possibly longer and he will move
from the house in which be now lives
to Mrs. Emma Reads house an South
Main street. 1t is understood that Mi.
Stockwell VINO has purchased the house
now occupied by Prof. Ham win move
to Randolph in the near future.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-15
Reward for Night Riders.

The County Court Of Lake County
met at Tiptonville and appropriated
81 900 as a reward for the arrest
and conviction Of might Riders"
The money is TO be apportioned as
follows $500 for the arrest and
conviction of the iirst one and 500
for each subsequent one up 10 the
81 900. The citizens also subscrib-
ed and placed at the disposal Of the
bank 81 900 for the arrest aid con-
viction Of any one Night Rider.
AS has been before stated, the Ger
man Fire Insurance Company has
also offered 500 reward. This
makes 81 900 for the arrest and
conviction Of the FIRST.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-15
Accidental Death.

Max LeFils. son Of Mrs. n. ..
LFllf Of this city. came 20 bic death
af, Friday while With some compan.
aal 10 the n. {. a 81. L. road
-aft OF iown The boy vas killed
9th a pistol. the ball entering at
'as .eit ear and lodging al the base
.hc az on the opposite side. and
tt supposed that death resulted
Instantly The body vas brought
a iae Bell Furniture Co. underiak-
ag stiablishmeni and a jury OF 10.
goes, summoned, which sat in ses-
sen Friday evening and Saturday
roulng and returned a verdict Of
-saih from a shot aFsd from a pistol
r ihe hands Of Dock Domingus.
uomingus vas arrested and tried
as,ors Esquire Polk and released on
giving a bond Of S2S0 Tor carrying
pistol.
The remains Of the young man
rsfs shipped 10 Paris Tor burial.
IT. vas about seventeen ycara Of
afe Union City Commercial.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-15

Iteir uHceasiHg Hork heeps a.
STRONG and Health

80 $500 $3.50
AN the blood Ia The body passes
through the Kidneys once every three
minutes The Kidneys a!ier the
t.1od They work night and day
When healthy they remove about
500 grains Of impure matter daily.
shen unhealthy some part OF this
impure matter is left IN the blood.
This brings on many diseases and
ympioms-pain 10 the back, head.
ache, nervousness. hot. dry skin,
journalism, govt, gravel, disorders
Cd ihe eyesighi and hearing. dizH-
ness, irregular heart. debility,
dfCvaness, dropsy. deposits in the
urine, etc. Bot II you Keep the hl-
iefl right you will have 90 trouble
9th your kidneys.
r. ] Long. living In Hickman.
kY., says "Doan's Kidney Pills
are al that Is claimed for them and
% 1 pleasure 10 give them my
Enforcement. Kidney trouble hrst
Manifested itself in my case, IN the
form Of lame back, and when
arose 10 the morning the pain was
'rceedingly severe. There vas also
heavy feeling through my Ions as
though I was being dragged dcvn
bY so much lead. ! tried several
remedies, but received no relief un-
%. 1 procured Doan's Kidney Pills al
Helm and Ellison's drug store.
The effect uf this remedy vas
magical. Before the contents OF
The one bon had been used the
trouble vas banished. ] shall never
Jose an opportunity OF speaking 10
favor Of Doon's Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price s.
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-15

Weak women should read my
sBook No. 4 For Women Il vas
written expressly for women who are
not we'll. The Book No. 4 tells Of
Or. Shops might Cure" and Just
how these soothing. healing, antisep-
TIC suppositories can be successfully
applied. The book, and strictly
confidential medical advice is en-
tirely free. Write Dr. Shoop.
Racine. Wis. The Night Cure is
sold by all dealers.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-15
For Sheriff.:

We are authorized 70 announce
az candidates Tor the Office OF
sheriff Of Fulton county. subjec, TO
The action Of the Democratic pri.
mary, Nov 8, the following
VER9cHELL JOHNSON
GoALDER Johnson
DAVE MORGAN
A. g. KIMBRO
L. c. ROBERTSON
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-15
County Judge.

We are authorized 10 announce
as candidates for the Office OF
County Judge Of Fulton County,
Subject tc the action OF ;he Demo
cratic party.
@. ". wHlppLE
p ArTEBERRY
W. A. EAYLOR
H.F. REMLEY
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-15

There isa Pink Pain Tablet made
Fl. Dr Shoop that vill positively
stop any pain, anywhere, IN 20 min.
irs Druggists everywhere sell
them as Dr. Shops headache
Tablets. bat they stop other pains as
easily AS headache Or. Shoop's
Pink Pain Tablets simply coar blood
pressure away from pain centefs-
faai .s an Pain comes from blood
pressure congestion. Stop that
1rrlmre vith Do. Shops Headache
Tablets and pain Is Instantly gone
U Tablets 2Sc. Sold BY an dealers.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-15

Tired nerves, with "no ambition"
feeling that is commonly ielt in
spring or early summer. can be
easily and quickly altered by taking
what is known to druggists every
where as DR.. Shops Restorative.
One will absolutely note a changed
feeling within As hours after begin
ming TO take the Restorative. The
bowels get sluggish in the winter
time. the circulation often slows up,
the Kidneys are inactive, and even
the Heart in many cases grows de-
cidedly weaker. DR.. Shops Res
torative is recognized everywhere as
a genuine tonic TO these vital organs
Il builds up and strengthens the
WORKOUT weakened nerves; Il
sharpens the failing appetite, and
universally aids digestion. Il al
ways quickly brings renewed
strength. life. vigor and ambition.
Try il and be convinced. Sold by
all dealers.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-15

will turn lovingly toward il from all
tumults OF the world. and home. II
it be ever so homely. will be the
dearest spot beneath the circuit Of
the sun.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-05-15
a VERY FOOLISH IDEA.

According 70 the idea Of many Of
the rising generation a young man
should learn 10 lie, 10 iliri, 10 cheat.
10 swear, 10 drink. 10 play Billiards.
10 sVagger IN the streets, 10 live
without work. 10 oRle every pretty
girl he meets, 10 treat his elders
with disrespecl. 10 talk loud in the
presence Of others, 10 pa, on style
whether be can afford il or not, 20
boast Of the feminine conques,s he
has made, 70 have every slang term
on his tongues end, 20 gossip with
his chums about his lady acquaini-
ances, to attract all the attention TO
himself that be possibly can, 10 talk
ike a losief and a Top instead Of
quiet, sensible nan, 70 call bis faith
er "the old man" and his mother
'the Old woman" TO think lily Of
every woman he sees, and e speak
W Of her every chance he gets, 10
turn up bis nose al those quiet,
sober, industrious young men who
do not train Ia his crowd. to treat
bis sister without any sort Of regard,
10 treat her like an Inbred loafer
instead Of Ike a gentleman.
Here is your picture, fas, young
man true 20 life Look at ~ How
DO you like ~ What have these
characteristics made Of your What
Eiil they do Tor you9 What has the
future 10 store for your Unless
you change your course most radi-
cally-Ruin.
There Is many young man
proud Of has mother. who Eould strike
into the dust any man Who would In
suit her. yet who, by his own evil
doings and bad habits, is sharpening
a dagger 10 plunge through that
mothers heart.