The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-19

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 Wives are diNorced in China for talk ing to much. If such a rule was es- abolished In America, one-half or three fourths of the men would be going around with long faces,
 No Money to Burn. Andalusia News.
 None of the political parties are re- sorting to torch:light processions this year Perhaps they don't care to pat ronize the Standard oil Company on account of the sensitive voter.
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 A Good substitute. Onlo state Journal
 During the rest of the campaign we are going to read the speeches Of Messrs. Cannon, Payne and Dalzell in advocacy of tariff revision, instead or the comic supplements.
 Right aHa Proper. New Decatur Advertiser.
 We nope every Democrat will vote on SnoS eleeti2n es on day; It will be for the party, the good of our district and the good of himself. Come out and votel
 
 Starting in Time. Birmingham Ledger.
 Dothan is getting ready for straw basketful, or wagon load afrairs. eith- eEi sne is getting ready for car load shipments There is money in that.
 Business VIII stIII Go On. Reporter.
 There Is one good thing about 1t all, that business Is everywhere look ing up, and that whether we get Bryan or Iatt, the country will have good even better than usual.
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 FOraker in the Better Light. Phenix- -Girard Journal.
 Mir Foraker returned the draft for through. MT. Cortelyou did not return the $260,000 raised by MT Hartman, presumably because the deal did not through.
 In Sympathy With BessemeF. Dothan SiftinSs.
 We are in sympathy with Bessemer in her fight for a new county. It is 2 live town in a live section of the we once had a similar fight here and have seen the good come from smaller counties.
 In Tight Place. Ensley Sun. A Birmingham man that keeps late hours Is up against the real thing he Is apt to be arrested for keeping late hours and if he is fortunate enough to his wife. The way of the Birming- ham man Cat night) Is tough.
 A Flight in Phrase Making. Tuscaloosa Times-Gazette.
 The New York. Times Is seeking for the meaning Of the term four -fiusher' as applied to President Roosevelt by speaking, of 1t, says. Tt has enriched dential campaign" which Is little flight at phrase-making itself.
 The Real Port of Mobile. Mobile Herald water hold of the bay. Our real des- tnhy thy IS to be a real city, reaching from sWatsn s3e FlTeF to to the, the gulf When we be no longer talk of a port f with WI g4 feet of water 200 feet wide. That as. pect will fade as "childs cry for the
 Ont At One Door, In At Another. Camden Era.
 The internal revenue report shows that S,646 retail liquor dealers went out of business In July. The exodus tion legislation in several states. Tn Birmingham, 1t seems that some of them went out of business at the front door to re-enter 1t at the back or side door.
 Grating. Anniston Hot Blast.
 There are various forms of grating some but little removed from down right stealing. and other forms showing less culpability on the part of the grafter, and just placing him in the class of the accessory after the fact in of a grating system which was insii- tuted by athers. To this class of graft CTS belong many pensioners of the gov
 Worth Her Weight. Sheffield Standard
 A Mississippi girl went into her tween the hours of sunrise and sun young ladys achievement beats bridge whist. with its silk stocking prize thrown in, and if the Mississippi beaux don't make a rush for her, they are well as gallantry,
 The Way to Prosperity. Gadsden Times-News.
 Judge J. H: Lovejoy. the well-known yesterday, which netted 4So pounds of pork. The hog and lard rendered from 1t were sold for $45. more than
 
 In some exceptionally fine yellow yam vineless sweet potatoes They were large and well rounded. WIn Be Satisfied Without the sheath. Brewton Standard.
 If the real thing in sheath gowns reveal no more than the pictures we've seen. the management of the fair at Montgomery need 80 to no un- necessary trouble to secure them for our special benefit. Just give us the plain. old-fashioned fair with good az uricultral exhibits. pretty live stock and poultry. some good races. and an occasional turn down the Pike or around the Curve" as the case may be. and we will be satisfied.
 Only One Sort of Crime. Troy Herald.
 From our understa nding of the work Of the Law and Order League. they only look after blind tigers" Such of the races. gambling, violations of the Sabbath. stealing, blasphemy and sncb violations as above. do not seem to come under the provision of the Law and Order League. In fact. we have never heard of the Law and Order League prosecuting anyone for any offense. except the blind tigers" How ever, there may be a reason for that The last Legislature set aside S5. .00O for prosecuting violators of the pro- hibitton law