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Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-10-06
Datfleld.

Dct. 5.-Price Bush
Yes Perkins. well
RnoV eollin county. who
Bill Jail here. claimed to
hayeVl1 y6r thirteen years ago,
came up and, went to the Jail to look
at him. After some little conversation
Hatfield called their names and told
them that he had worked for them. but
none OF the gentlemen could place him.
Mr. Perkins says he cannot find Hat.
fields name on his books, and he has
the names OF every man who has
worked for him since he has been en-.
gagged in the farming and nursery bust.
ness
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-10-06
Rev. Or. Mann chosen Bishop

Washington, Oct. 5.-Rev. DR., Alex.
ander Mann OF Boston was elected
Episcopal bishop of Washington.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-10-06

If you want first-class tailoring,
cleaning and pressing on short no.
tice, phone 3S9. 264
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-10-06

Ladies' don't forget 10 phone SS9 Il
you want your coat suit altered
cleaned and pressed. 2G-
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-10-06
OF industry ro I.,

Captains OF Industry To Lee,
Chicago, ILL.,, Oct. Mort
ern university's new school o
merce, which has been estal ii
largely through the efforts
Chicago Association of Cord her
opened for its initial term OF str
ton today. The school offers d9urI
In merchandising. advertising, ns
ance, real estate, publishing, IRA
portation and numerous other ban,
es of business. During the term the
viii be lectures by a numbtr
prominent bankers. railroad oihci,
and other leaders in the industrial Il
OF Chicago.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-10-06

Roosevelts recent conduct indicates
very plainly that flattery has turned
his head
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1908-10-06
Food Rate Case Tin

Atlanta, Ga, Oct. 5.-Many
portant cases are on the docket "a
hearing at the term OF the Unite
States circuit court OF appeals whicl
began today. Probably the most not
able of the cases is that involving IN,
tight by the merchants and shipper
OF Georgia against increased frelgh
rates on food products from the West
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
HoM,s THls2

We offer One Hundred dollars Re. ward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO, To, ledo, O.
 We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and fl. nancially able to carry out any ob, legations made by his firm. WALDING, KNNAN & MARVIN,
 Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
 Halls Catarrh Cure is taken intern. ally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surface of the system Testimonials sent free. Price, 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
 Take Halls Family Pills for con stipation.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
FROM HAMBURG TO SKAGWAY

Mr. Herman Grimm has received a shipment Of the famous "Breckenridge sour Mash Bourbonp which was dis titled 10 Kentucky in 1887 and then shipped to Hamburg Germany, and there placed in bond, after which it was imported to ,he United States, coming to Skagway via Cape Horn,
 This rouch travelled liquor is the fines, whiskey ever received in Skag. way, and while iJ lasts can be had at the Pack Train Bar at twoaty- cents per drink or SlO the gallon. Orders by phone lNo. 7O) will receive prompt attention.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
MAKES WORK EASIER
Alaska People Arc Pleased to Learn
 How It "a Dono
stipatIon

It's pretty hard to attend to duties
 With @ constantly aching back;
 With annoying urinary disorders.
 DoGn's Kidney Pills make work easier.
 They cure backache.
 They cure every kidney i'll.
 p. A. Johnson, 4SiO South l. St.. Tacoma, Wash, says. CT recommend Doan'S Kidney Pills just as high to-day as did several years ago For quite a period of time, suffered from kidney trouble, ths secretions from my kidneys being very irregular in action and cGus- ing me much annoyance. When Ooan's Kidney Pills were brought to my atten- tion, procured box and they entirely disposed of every sign of my trouble. I have had DO return attack since and know that the cure Coau's Kidney Pills performed was q permanent one."
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N, r., sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the uame-DOan's-a take no other.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
ERArgRNAL ORDER OF EAGLES

Regular meetings of skagway Aerit No. 20, Fraternal Order of Eagles first and third Wednesdays in each month, in their hall on Fifth Avenue at D. m. sharp.
 All members are requested to be present and visiting brothers are in yited to attend.
 J. P. BRAWAND. Worthy Pres.
 J. NJ. Keller, Worthy Secy.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
FREE AND ACCEPTED MAsoNs

Regular meetings of White Pass Lodge, No. 1lS, Free and Accepted Masons, second and fourth Fridays of each month, at s p. m. sharp, at Ma sonic hall, 225 Fourth avenue.
 Sojourning and visiting members are requested to meet with us.
 T. J. STANDISH, Secy.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
LADIES OF THE MAccABEEs.

Regular reviews of Hive No. 2. La. dies of the Maccabees will be held the first and third Tuesdays in the month at s p. m. sharp, in their hall on Sixth avenue.
 All visiting members are cordially invited.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
DIRECTORY OF FRATERHAL SOCIETIES
ARcrIc RRoTHERRoop.

Regular meetings of Camp skag way, No. 1, every Tuesday at S:SC o'clock sharp, in A. B. hall, Broad way.
 Visiting brothers are cordially in vited.
 II. II. DRAPER, A. c. E. R. Stiyers, A. R.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
BENEVOLENT AND PROTECTIVE
 ORDER OF ELKS.

Regular meetings of Skagway Lodge. No. 431, Benevolent and Pro, tectiye Order of Elks, every Thurs, day at s p. m. sharp, in their hall on Sixth Avenue.
 FRED. CALLARMAN, Secy.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
BOTTLED AND DRAueHr BEER

Rainier Beer is the peer of all brews. At the Mascot, phone 67 and have a case sent to your home.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09

Winter evenings made delightful by goo! reading. All the best and latest books to be found in my cir culatiug liabrary. w. w. Boughton.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
BETTER PREPARED THAN EVER

Having put in a steam boiler and other machinery we are better pre- pared than ever to do first.class work on short notice.
 sKAGWAY LAUNDRY.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
PREMIUM BRAND BUTTER.

By far the best butter we have ever had and it is gaining favor with our patrons every day. Try a pound brick.
 FRYE & BRUHN co.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09

Why not give her a Five o'clock tea kettle. Nickel or silver plated, Kern, the Gold and silversmith.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09

Another one against kissing Is the statement of Surgeon Robert Olesoo, of the revenue cutter McCulloch, who says that forty per cent of the natives of the Aleutian islands are dying of tubercu osis caused by their o yservance of their custom of kissing their dead during the funeral ceremonies. Forced to press their lips to the infected lips of the departed, thus carrying the germs of the "white plague" from the dead to the living, the inhabitants of the islands are doomed be said.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09

Appropriate Terra Gotta Busts and Steins for his Den would be appre- ciated as a Christmas gift. Have you seen the ones Kern is showing?
  Alaska Views at half price. Dra- per & Co.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
QUICK DELIVERY PHONE 90.

If you want to buy anything adver. tise for it in The Alaskan.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09

Totem poles, baskets, ivory, copper and silver native novelties are appro- priate gifts for the folks at home. Kern has choice line.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09

A big mining deal in the Yentna district was closed in Seward recently when the Cache Creek Mining com pany, composed of w. L. oConell, Thomas B. Minahan, George Eber- hardt, F. c. Reagan and George Marx. bought eight claims, covering ten miles of placer ground on Cache creek, from R. c. Richardson. Chris Hansen, T. R. Wilson, P. J. Collins, Messrs. Ward and Cromer. and the Harper brothers. The ground is a hydraulic proposition. The company will put in a plant. Mir. Began says, that will cost from $l5O,O9O to s2OO,- 900. All of the eight claims are known from two seasons. working to be rich. Conservative estimates place the average at $1 a yard The gravel is from two to thirty feet deep, with a width averaging about 1900 feet.
 Totem poles, baskets, ivory, copper and siIyar nativa novelties ara aDDro-
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09
ALL ALASKA IN A LINE OR TWO
titi..s...ttttitititsts.

Messrs, Porter and Eisenhauer are .busily engaged in the development of their property in the Wheaton coun- try. Machinery has lately been in. stalled for effective operations and the winters supplies freighted out. The intention is to sink two shafts to a depth of 300 feet for the pur, pose of determining the extent of the ore deposits. New houses for quar. ters have been built and a considera. ble force of workmen will be em, ployod.
 Nugget iewelry in endless variety chains, brooches, shirt waist sets and stick pins. rings, fobs, etc, at Korn's.
 asa
 L"dies' shoes half soled, best oak tanned leather and workmanship guaranteed, 75c. Dan Sky ,Ungefroro bldg, new location.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09

Joe Kanaka, a Jap, was in pursuit of large game a few days ago in the vicinity of Knik. Instead of being armed with thirty.thirty, or any fire,arm, he carried only a coil of rope. Seeing a black bear feeding near a prospector's trail he sprang upon the hears back, and quickly had moose of the rope around bruins neck. The Jap held to one end of the rope and succeeded in tangling the bear in it's coils. but the bear tore Kanaka's clothing to shreds and stripped it from his body When the bear was thoroughly tangled, the Jap beat him into submission and led him into Knik.-valdez Prospector.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-12-09

A circulating library places within the means of everybody, the best reading of the day. I have 800 vol umes of the latest copyright fiction and general reading. w. W. Bough- ton.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
Had Showed Him the Riaht Way

The colored boy was up in the chill
drens court for the fifth time on
charges of chicken stealing. This time
the magistrate decided to appeal to the
boys father
Nov, see here, Abe" said he to the
old darby, this boy of yours has been
up in court so many times for stealing
chickens that I'm sick Of seeing him
here "s'
"Ah don't blame you, sah," returned
the father. Abs sick oh SEEM i'm
hyah tool!
"Then why don't you teach him how
to act? Show him the right way. and
he won't be coming here"
"Ah has showed i'm de right way,
sah," declared the old man earnestly.
"Ah has suttenly showed i'm de right
way. but he somehow keep gittin'
caught comm way wild dose chick
ensp'-Woman's Home Companion.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
HIS CHOICE.

He used to dance with Annabel. who
waltzed with witching grace;
He called upon Elizabeth. who had q
pretty face,
And Aurelie he much admired-she'd writ
ten once a book
But oh. he married Mary Ann, for she
knew how to cook
He gave bouquets to Beatrice and bon
bons to Babette,
The songs once sung by Sylvia he thought
he'd neer forget:
He oft made love TO Lillian in cozy corner
nook
But oh, he married Mary Ann, for she
knew how to cook
The maids who dance and sing and play
and dress In stylish clothes,
Who smile and fiirt and oft coquette, all
have their share of beaus.
But when In earnest for bride the swain
begins to look
TITS Mary Ann who wins the game, for
she knows how to cook!
Elsie Duncan Yale In Woman's Home
Companion
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
In a Good Cause.

Cyrus, what kept you out so late
tonight? It's after Il o'clock"
II know it, Miranda. I've been to
lodge. Had to stay till it was over.
We had something extra this time"
"What was it?'
ut was a-er-physical exercise dem
onstration."
what kind of physical exerciseY'
"a sparring match, If you must
know"
rs that part of your regular order
of businessY
mo; that came under the head of
good of the order Chicago Tribune
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

There's something In 1t. At first we
smiled in derision, but after reading
your letter a second time we became
satisfied that you had the interests of
the country at heart. If the govern
ment takes the scheme up, which 1t
doubtless will, you as the originator
will have a good deal to say about it,
Please speal. for job for US Let 1t
be an inside job at about $40 per. with
more per on the outside We are quite
willing to divvy with you, but shouldn't
want any scandal to arise, as we are
supposed to be strictly honest and have
family of thirteen children to look at
us accusingly in case we are caught
with the goods on us. Keep us posted
Mr.. Hellso, and we will do our best to
aid you. We are now making out list
of legislators who can be bought for
from $50 up and will have it finished
In a few days. Remember, an inside
Job and SO per; also please arrange
that my accounts are not to be audited.
That auditing nonsense has spoiled
many good thing. This is all at pres
emit With love, Nevada Times.
NJ. QUAD.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

as yet, Why not be more explicit?
Why not make an estimate of what
there is in it for u.s. In your estimat-
ing estimate that we should have to
buy up part of congress and at least
five state legislatures Do they know
anything about where did you get 1t
out westY' Awaiting your early reply,
we remain, Graft x Gobble, contract
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
THAT KICKER EDITOR
He Has Another Great Scheme
as a Benefit to Mankind.
WANTS MOUNTAINS REMOVED
Gets the Opinion of Large Number Of
Individuals and Newspapers on the
Project-WouId Add s2o,ooo,o 900 Year
ly to Wealth of Country.

ly to Wealth of Country.
Copyright 1905 by r. c. McClure1
We have long felt that the Rocky
mountains and other mountain ranges
In the west took up room that should
be devoted to agriculture and other
things to increase the population and
prosperity of the country, and a few
days since, after securing the closest
estimate possible, we addressed the
following inquiry to large number
Of individuals and newspapers:
ut Is estimated that the mountains
of the west cover 100000 acres of
land, capable of supporting 100000
people and adding at least $20,000000
Of wealth to the country every year.
1t will cost $1,000 100000 to level these
mountains and make farming lands of
the sites. Are you In favor of the gov
eminent entering upon the work as a
case of philanthropy
Up to the present date we have re-
ceived over forty replies to the above
and have selected the following sam
Piles for publication:
Not by burned sight! If the gov
eminent has got $1,000,0O0,O0O to give
away, let it pass the plunks over to u.s.
We are out of coal and have only one
tail left to our coat.-Hon. Thomas
Renfew
We have to meet a note at the bank
tom nd hnIrnt,,t Ial,,talx 10
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
OdelI Doesn't Favor IL,

For heavens sake don't appeal to me
nor try to draw me into any new
scheme. Go 10 grass with your old
mountainsl Things have got so mixed
up in this state that it will take me
two years at least to find out where
am at. Why in blazes can't you let
things alone at time like this ?-Odel.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
No Visible SIGNALS.

"Yessum,' said Sandy Pixies as he
devoured the wedge of pumpkin pie;
II sternly object to the nefarious prac-
tice of clipping off de tails of dogs"
"Ah, | am glad you are so tender
hearted, my poor man." sympathized
the good housewife
well, 1t amt exactly dat mum, but
when a dog hasn't any tail can't tell
by de wags If he is In a good humor or
not, and 1t makes me skeery about APP
preaching de house. Boston Post.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
TSo SUGGESTIVE.

Dusty Dan--Sometimes | wish l
could stop riding fast freights and ride
In a first class passenger coach.
Wintry Walter-Well, you don't know
when you are well off pard Why, in
each passenger coach der is an ak and
saw to remind you of woodpile.-St
Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
Exhaustive Possibilities,

at is said that some Of our greatest
financiers go around with only few
dollars In actual cash"
Eyes. But think what real fnan-
cier can do with a few dollars In &C
tual cashr'-Washingt Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
Learned at the Old swimmin' Hole.

Two children stood In their kitchen
watching pot of chicken soup warm
ing on the stove when suddenly it be
gan to bubble.
Freddie" inquired the little girl
what makes 1t bubble up?
There's a chicken in there" explain.
ed the little boy, land it's tryin' to talk
under water" Judge.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
Then He Catches II.

Towne-Luschman is troubled a
great deal by his wife's insomnia.
Browne-I didn't know that before.
Towne-Yes; she usually has a Sc
we're attack of 1t every night when he
comes in late, and then the trouble be-
gins-Philadelphi Press
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

Pardon me, sir" began the portly
person in the railroad train to the man
who sat next to him, "but what would
you say If sat on your hatY
Suppose you sit on 1t and then ask
me-" suggested the other.
Il did," admitted the portly person
calmly. -Harper's Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
She's His Wife Now.

Jinks-Before their marriage he used
to laud her eyelashes.
Blinks-Well remember.
Jinks-And does he pay any atten-
ton to her eyelashes now?
Blinks-No, poor fellow. He only has
time to pay attention to her tongue
lashes Detroit Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
imperfect SIGHT.

The Benedlct-My wife is woman
who knows a good thing when she sees
Il.
The Enthusiastically; but, judging
from her choice of husband, she Ia
evidently nearsighted.-Chi News.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

| can't favor your scheme because
have a better one. Instead of grading
the mountains down why not lift the
whole of the United States up to their
level and thus reach higher plane as
nation? Don't try to hog my idea,
now, for have it patented.-J. FL. H..
Grandson of Thomas Jefferson.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
Il ard To Controuert.

HAS your father given you that au-
tomobile YETI
mo; 1t is so difficult to overcome his
objections. He says that the gasoline
cars are In bad odor and that the cleo
trio ones are simply shocking. "-Balti-
more American
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
New Duties.

"You want job as a racing chauf-
feur eh|
"Yessir."
"What are your recommendations
81 know all about autos, an I'm a
champeen ice cutter an snow SHOW
eler"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

If there's whole page of advertising
in it for US for six months at regular
rates, count on our support. If not, we
are agln 1t and will beat the game
California Advertiser
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
New Use For IL,

Cholly-Why, old chap, what do you
keep that big copying press in your
room for? You don't have any letters
to copy, do you?
Fweddy-No, deah boy. use that
for creasing my trousahs, don't you
know.--Chicago Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
Wav lin In C..

Mrs. Stub (reading)-John, some of
the SUITE on these new Atlantic liners
cost $4,000 for a single voyage.
Mr.. Stubb--H'm! Now | know what
they mean by the high seas."-Chi-
cago News
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

THAT little girl wants to speak to
you"
II know it, but dis is leap year, an
amt taking no chances st. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
His First Banquet.

Friend Tin whisper)-The toastmaster
wants you to get off a good joke.
The Bashful Man-Beg pardon-er-I
didn't know | was on 1t. - Denver
News-Times.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

How much is there in it for me?--
Senator Blank.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

We have given your scheme some
thought, but can't make up our minds
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

"Excuse me, [ know what want, and
[ want what I ask for-Elmore Cigar
Good day." 26-tf
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
Traitor to Her Sex.

"She's a horrid child" said six-year-
old Elsie. "She's forever wishing she
was boy"
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
WE HAVE A NOTE DUE TOMORROW

I'VE HAVE NOTE DUE TOMORROW.
do it with and are therefore thinking
of something besides mountains. We
can only say that we think 1t reason
ably fair scheme. We hope some Of the
new settlers will have money to lend
Judge Hansen of California
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

No, sir! No, sir Let the mountains
remain right where they are. To go
at it and destroy all the spots in the
United States where a soap manufac-
turer can advertise his wares would
make desert Of continent and re-
tard the cause of education 10000
years. You are villain for suggest
ing such q thing, sir-an unhung vii
lain!-Professor Melish of Yale.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

In leveling the mountains spare at
living carcass of Jim Hellso of the
Arizona Kicker. That's all we have to
say about it.-Idaho Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

."Of course, but she wishes 1t out
loud SO the boys can hear her."-Phila
delphia Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
Favors Scheme on One Condition.

We shall favor the scheme only upon
one condition, and that is that every
other settler on the new site has got to.
raise cocktails for the market and keep
the price down to reasonable figure.
We have always believed that philan-
thropy and cocktails were one and in
separable. Montana Magnet.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21
All Golfers Are.

Scotch Caddie (after listening to a
good deal of swagger from total stran-
gerD-Man, dinna ken what sort Of a
gowfer you are, but you're a maist In
teresting spectacle!-Scraps.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

We have to meet a note at the bank
tomorrow and haven't got PUNK to
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

No, sir; we can't favor your little
scheme For one thing, there's not
enough graft in it to go round, and
again the moment a competitor in phi
lanthropy steps In Andrew Carnegie is
going to throw up his job, and the beef
trust is sure to raise prices. Let the
old mountains alone and give more at
tention to your back yards.-Professor
Swayzee of Harvard.
The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-03-21

BY John, but It's scheme to beat
the band! How did you ever think Of
It? Yes, sir; dump those mountains
into the holes and valleys and send to
Italy for three or four million of its
population and let 'em all go in for
raising peanuts and bananas. In time
those things would no longer be lux
uries and out Of my reach. You have
solved the problem for the poor men
of this country d.