Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-06-21

And she says when you break nVe ooiiar oni
it is gone"
"That Is true" ..,
.That's the reason l only want one months
supply"
"She says If one is very extravagant the nrst
of the month they'll have to live very PLAINLY
the last half If people haven't any more money,
dear Percy they will have to live on just wnae
they have" 1t amusing. .
"Nothing truer than that, my sweet Dorotny
sThose three little maids said that they and
their mother lived on five dollars per week
four people. If they can | can. and am going
to try it, ,, avror,enca you
can't EXPECT to do as well as The Young house
keeper or Three Little Maids You must prom
Use me one thing, dearest; you Will not draw on
your contingent fund for anything pertaining 10
the house. That you Will let me KNOW when -
gives out" A.
She promised so family that I amended the
requirement. 49,. 90
Of the month you will slip little love letter
under my plate. You might write something Ike
this:
my DEAR dear Percy:-Your poor sweet Dor
othy wants to sell few Kisses hve dollars
apiece. Your own Doros ny
'That is fine scheme, dearest That reminds
me- you owe me right now on account. whicn
I will take with interest when get home
Thus our housekeeping matters were all salts
factorily adjusted upon trial basis
Dorothy left me at the Office. or course Inc
Cub was at the window, to call attention to
the arrival of "The Special Correspondent III
state.
"a carriage and pair! A coachman in livery!
Gee whiz Catch On to the groon!" was the
announcement which called all of the boys TO
the window. I was heartily welcomed at the mead
of the stairs and conducted with much ceremony
to my desk, where the inevitable flowers awaited
me. -.
Early in the morning though 1t was, a few
bottles were opened, and / the recipient OF
hearty congratulations from "The Cub" on up
81 must say, boys, you've conducted this anair
through to the end, to the queens taste.
couldn't have planned 1t better myself.
THAT'S ,ohat" calculated one of the bows
You see a thing like this doesn't happen
to the office more than once In a decade or So
It was up to us boys to you through all
right" -,
'You certainly did it, and I want to thank
each and every one of you on behalf of-of my
my"
"Out with it man. You can't begin any younger.
You'll get used to it after awhile"
Honestly boys l must confess I'm not quite
familiar yet with just that particular phrase Not
yet-but-"
''Na-aw; ten years from now will be time
enough for that" said 1.-The Cub"
''But-as I going to say-on behair OF my
wife and myself do most sincerely thank each
and every one of you for your KIND remembrance
of us while we were absent, and this handsome
token of good fellowship on my return. l nope
this happy event will prove the beginning OF
revival in matrimonial affairs, which up to date
seem to have been sadly neglected In the ONCE
This little impromptu speech proved the signai
for the opening of the first bottle Then followed
the drinking of everybody's health
Say. why didn't you bring her up and show
her to us?" asked 1.-THE Cub"
"She did want to come
"Then you jes let her.
The bottles were cleared away and everybody
settled down to business. After snort CONFER
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