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New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
SHIPPING NEWS.
Port of New York, Monday, October s, 1905
ARRIVED


Steamer Mamma llata Charles. baltimore, to the New
York and Baltimore Transportation Line, with mdse. Left
Quarantine II a m.
Steamer Manhattan UitTb. WolterS. AiRerS
II. to Philip Ruprecht. in ballast. Arrived
l0.3O 4h.
Steamer Ponce. Harbour. San Juan September ~
Humocao 25 Ponce 2G GCanica AEuadilia Maya
% New York and IS co. with 4
passengers. mails and mGse. Arrived IL
m.
Steamer Esona RUSS. smiltnek Libau September 81
Benhnm Boye5en. with 81 cabin and 446 stserago
passengers and mdse. Arrived at the Bar at m.
SoortRm Dutch. StenEer, Rotterdam and
BouluErc September % 10 the Holland America Line with
22 cabin and d steeage passengers and mdse Arrived
Bar 9:35 m.
steamer Northwestern RieneF. Orleans september
Providence Texas co. in ballast. Anchored
Highlands at S;l5
Steamer Finland. Cirimshaw. Antwerp Dover Sep
ember 70 o star Line. with 334 cabin 500
Eteerage passengers and mdse Arrived the al
IL 40 a
Steamer Rio, Burns Galveston September 20 the
Southern Pacific Co. with mdse. Left Quarantine at
l:25 IN.
Steamer Citta di Messna Utah, FaEEioni. Messina
August GrEeuu 20. Gambia Denia
September le Malaga II and Gibraltar
Hirzel Fetmann & Co. with mdse Arrived at the Bar
II 20 a m.
steamer Mederskn tSor, Jacobsen. Iquique July 20.
Antofagasta August Caleth Calosa Coronei
yldeo 20 st Lucia September 10 via Baltimore octo
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
WORK FOR DEPUTY SHERIFF DAVIS.
Author Routed Out to Hunt Westchester
Horse Thieves

Horse thieves busy in Northcastle, near
New Rochelle. yesterday morning. and result
John Woosey and George VAIL farmers, are
mourning the loss of three thoroughbred horses.
When the loss was discovered the two farmers
Immediately drove to the home of Richard Hard
ing Davis, who recently appointed a deputy
sheriff by Sheriff Lane of Westchester County
Mr. Davis hitched up his fastest horse. and
search OF the countryside was made without any
results. The local and New York police were in
formed but nothing heard of the missing ami
mails.
Richard Harding Davis IS of the recent well
known appontees of Sherir Lane and his accom-
plishments as leader of posse are being watched
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
TAXPAYERS SLOW TO PAY.

In the absence OF the customary rebate for
prompt payment OF taxes, the line Of taxpayers
in the Stewart Building yesterday the first tax
paying day of the year short one Colonel
David E. Austen receiver Of taxes said that the
rebate was what brought the crowds before. First
coners do not get per cent off for cash on the
first Monday Of October. but II taxpayers dodge
for Che month of October they will be penal
lied November l and thereafter. Those who
don't pay up will have to face per cent penalty
dating from yesterday to the time of payment. The
first days collection did not exceed 81 o0O, 900.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
PRESIDENT coNeRATULATEs GERMANS

Philadelphia. Oct. 5-Presdent Roosevelt sent a
telegram to President Hexamer of the National
German American Alliance to-day. wishing the alli-
ance success in the celebration of its 225th ami
versary OF the first German emigration to this
country. The telegram follows
Through you present my heartest good wishes
for the success of the National Germdn-American
Alliance on the occasion of their gathering to cele
brate the 225th anniversary of the first German
emigration this country. From that day TO this
Americans OF German birth and descent have borne
high honorable part in the history of this great
nation. THEODORE ROOSEN ELL
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
TRANsPAcIFIc MAILS.

Destination and Close in New York
Hawaii (via Seate)-Aaskan ........ To-day. $50
Japan. Corea. China and Philippine Isl
ands via seattieJ-Iyo s. $50 m
Tahiti Marquesas Islands tvis
FrancIsco)-Marposa ................. IL $3.50 m
Franciscol-Alameda. Oct l., $50
Hawaii, japan. Corea. China anu philip
pine Islands Cvia san FranciscoJ-NIp-
pom Oct. 10. $50
merle Oct. 16 6:so m
New Zealand. Australia Except WesO,
Islands and New Caledonia Cvia
San Francisco)-Yeddo. Oct IS $50 m
Hawaii. Japan. and China tvia
FranciscoJ-Siberla oct. % $50 m
Japan. Corea China and Philippine Isl
ands Vancouver and Victoria. b @
Empress of china. % G:3o m
Japan, China especially ad-
dressed only tva Tacoma)-Nng Chow Oct. D. $40
Philippine Islands
San francsco~U s transport oct. 81 $50 m
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

This Falls overcoats cover the
field with great team play.
The light colored herrlng-bone
fabrics which are so prominent have
a sporting air which appeals to Young
men, while the Oxford and black
cloths satisfy more sedate tastes.
We're strong on both.
SI8 to $40.
Rain-coats, too, show a much
wider variety of fabrics than ever
before.
"Thermos" bottles are life savers
at Fall football games.
Keep hot drinks hot.
The Red-men have made hit.
The new z. & w. collars.
Two for quarter.
ROGERS, PEET & COMPANY,
Three Broadway Stores
Warren ST 18th st. 34th St
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
SAYS EVELYN THAw GETS $1,000 A MONTH
THy Telegraph 10 The Tribune

:
Pittsburg. Oct. 5.-Roger OMara. trustee for
Harry K. Thaw. denied to-day the allegations in
the signed statement of Mrs. Harry K. Thaw that
she had not received any money from either Harry
or his mother O'Mara said: Il know that the
young is and has been getting sl,G00 a
month from Harry"
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

hex mantes 81 50; We paid 81 O2. One bracket, s.
We paid Is cents
Henry Bruere who Is the director of the work
ing staff of the Municipal Research Bureau, said
yesterday that. it was hoped TO have an exhibit
every year Mayor Hibbard OF Boston Will address
the noon meeting tomorrow.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
WIRELESS REPORTS.

The President Grant. reported 7o7 miles east Of
a M. yesterday, expected to dock
about 030 a Wednesday.
The Caronia reported $40 miles Of Sandy Hook
a. S a m Yesterday, expected TO dock about p m
Wednesday. -o- IT. -. -, e.,5v
HOOK at 7i5 m yesterday. expected TO dock about
q: a Wednesday.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
rHAw's MOTHER HOME FROM EUROPE.

Mrs. William Thaw, mother of Harry K Thaw,
arrived here yesterday on the Red Star liner Fin
land. accompanied by trained nurse She re-
uained in her stateroom throughout the greater
part of the voyage. Mrs. Thaw Will probably stay
at White Plains during the trial to establish the
sanity Of her son. The trial is expected TO begin
on
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

Der p Vessel & Co. with mdse Arrived at the
Bar AT p nj.
Sandy HOOK j.. 5, $40 p m-wInd southeast
light breeze. Eazy outside; light
SAILED.
steamers Charcas CBr). Valparaiso.
Bermudian u3r). bermuda Saramacca Dutch, Trinda
and Paramartbo Tennyson (Br) Bahia. Ge Janefro.
etc; Monroe. Norfolk and Newport News; Ogeechee.
brunswick.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

Do il! Dc it to-day! Do il now!!! Register.
The registry booths open from a. m. TO
10 .. m. II you live in Manhattan or The Bronx
you will find the place in this issue of The
Tribune. Register before you 90 TO business.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
James McCreery & Co.
MARINE INTELLIGENCE
25rd Street

MINIATURE ALMANAC.
sr ri.es 6o2 Sun sets 35 Moon l41 Moons age II
HIGH WATER.
M-sandy Hook Ar Gov. Island 81 Hell Gate $50
PW-Sandy Hook 4:36 Gov. Island 500 Hell Gate 500
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

SHTRTWAISTS. In Both Stores
Tucked net Waists with china silk lin
ing Mousquetaire sleeves. 800 and $40
81 Oand1o5o
25 dozen, plaid and striped Silk Waists.
Suitable for travelling tailor-made dress
6.75
value
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
INCOMING STEAMERS.
TO-DAY
WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER :

Liverpool. September
Southampton September White Star
.Verdi..... Barbados September Lamp Holt
Plymouth. September rs. Hamt
Naples september
IA rba .CherbouTg. September % y LLOYD
Virginia. Almeria, september
Naples. September
Julia Luckenbach. Puerto Rico, October l..-...-.-
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
5. In Both Stores.

CORSETS. In Both Stores.
Augustine COrsets.
Made of Fine Silk BrOche Batiste Coutil
and plain Batiste. Filled with WalOhn. New
models for every type of figure Strong
front and side supporters.
1856 2.45 and 2.S5
nj
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

On Sale Tuesday and "Wednesday,
October the 9Th and 9Th.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
THURSDAY. OCTOBER 5.
1,nrl... 1slnnd .n..o,..- q

.Seminols Turks Island. October 3 CLYDE
Gibraltar. September -
.Dunkirk September French
Orleans. October
81 SivIo Galveston. October
satIIa Galveston October
Yumurl ......... .TampiCo, October
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
LADIES' COATS. In Both Stores.

LADIES' COATS In Both Stores.
Tweed Coats, stripes and fancy mix
+es 1850 and 1900
1900 nd
Broadcloth Coats. Empire and loose
models Suitable street and evening
,r $500 and 5000
8 to
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

SILK PETTICOATS. In Both Stores.
so dozen, striped Silk Petticoats All
the leading shades 90
ny 9 value
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

LADIES' GLOVES. In Both Stores.
16-button length MOusquetaire Gloves
RIack or white, 200 per pair
value
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

MILLINERY DEP'TS. In Both Stores
An unusual selection of Trimmed Hats
Various models, materials and colors.
14.75 and 1880
to
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
LADIES' SUITS. In Both Stores.

Tailored Suits Made of Broadcloth
and striped fabrics. 225o, 2oo ana 4S.oo 90
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

AIRS OF GROWTH IN MERCHANDISING.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06

EnE NIwoaLD iNIoHsspu ~ wax GS nvssy Hoas
MUsEE | Ths Annis Tragedy
New-York tribune., 1908-10-06
OUTGOING EAMER
TO-DAY.

WEDNEsDAY. OCTOHEI
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31
~NToLERABLE ITCHING,

Fearful Eczema All over Dnby's
Face - Professional Treatment
FaiIed-Perfect Cure by Cuticura.
when my little girl was six months
old / noticed small red spots on her
right cheek. They grew so large that
/ sent for the doctor, but instead OF
helping the eruption, his ointment
seemed to make 1t worse. Then l went
to a second doctor who said It was &C.
zema. He also gave me an ointment
which did not help either. The dis
ease spread all over the face and the
eyes began to swell. The itching grew
iptolerable and it was a terrible sight
to see. l consulted doctors for months,
but they were unable to cure the baby.
I paid out from $50 to $50 without re-
lief. One evening / began TO Use the
Cuticura Remedies. The next morning
the baby's face was all white instead
of red. / continued until the eczema
entirely disappeared. Mrs. r, +. Gum
bin, Sheldon, Ia, July Is, 1905"
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole
Props. Of Cuticura Remedies. Boston.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31
FOREST FIRES
OF PRESENT CENTURY

The terrible work of the flames which
have burned owe n destroyed hun
dreds of thousands OF acres of timber
and property to the value OF millions
in the lake states, recalls to mem
ory other great forest fires which have
attained historic Importance.
One of the earliest OF these was the
great Nlramichi fire OF 1895. 1t began
it's greatest destruction about l o'clock
i'm the afternoon of October z of that
year, at a place about 90 miles above
the town of Newcastle, on the Mirami-
chi river, in New Brunswick. Before
10 O'Clock at night 1T was 20 miles be-
low Newcastle. In nine hours 1t a
DESTROYED q belt of forest 30 miles long
and rs miles wide. Over more than 3
500. 900 acres, almost every living thing
was killed. Even the fish were after
wards found dead in heaps on the river
banks. Five hundred and ninety build
ings we're burned n a lumber OF
towns. including Newcastle, Chatham
and Douglastown, were destroyed. One
hundred and sixty persons perished n
nearly 1000 head of stock. n loss
from the Miramichi fire is estimated at
$500, 900, not including the value OF the
timber.
In the majority of such forest fires as
this the destruction Of the timber Is a
more serious loss by far than that OF
n cattle anu pulluiilSS, ioI IL SettESo
with IL the impoverishment OF a whole
region for tens or even hundreds or
wears afterwards. The loss of the
stumpage value of the timber at the
time of the fire is but a small part of.
the damage to the neighborhood. The
wages that would have been earned in
numbering, added to the value of the
produce that would have been purchas-
ed to supply the lumber camps, and the
taxes that would have been devoted to
roads and other public improvements,
furnish q much truer measure OF how
much, sooner or later. 1t costs a region
when It's forests are destroyed by fire.
The Peshtigo fire of October. 1871. was
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31
The Baseball Umpire.
Bohemian.

THAT gentleman who Is to umpire
the game today is an old friend of
NINE" said the mild. hammered base
ball fan to his neighbor, as they sat
leaning forward In the grandstand,
their eagerness over the coming con-
test enhanced by the stentorian COM
mand, PLAY BALI"
He's one OF the squarest and finest
of men. Yes, sir, he's as nice a fell
Say, watch the graceful attitude of ouT
first batter! He's got his eye with him
toda-', too, for see how he let's this first
bad lie 60 What did the umpire call
tHat?" p
"A strike" replied his neighbor.
"Now, what do you think of that
Ball went a mile wide of the plate!
Well, umpires will make mistakes. I've
seen--" az
At this ju%ncture a crack rent the air
and the ball sailed on a line toward the
left field fence.
The mild hammered man was on his
feet in a jiffy. 49,.
"Oh. what a swat! Run, run, like
the dickens! Go on and make it a
homer! Look at that cuss go, will
you! Go on; keep a-going. Don't stop
Make it-What's THAR" .
"The umpire called II a foul!"
"A foul? He's crazy! Say, Mister
Umpire, put on your glasses. A foul!
Good Cad, man, you're the limit
Throw him out! Go lay down some
where, umpire! You're rotten! Rot
ten! Rotten!"
And in his disgust the mild hammered
fan slapped his derby hat down on the
seat and sat on II.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31
On a Visit.


When I go to my Gram'ma's an
Sh gets done kissin' me, .s.,.
| wonder what's to happen mex.
Don't have to cite no "Golden Tex
At Gram'ma's-no, sir-eeO
My Gram'ma, she put on her specs
CHATS SOS at she can see).
More like his father ey'ry' day;
Don't favor his mas folks she'll say,
"A mite, 1t pears to me-"
My Gram'pa, when we go outdoors
To give tn horse his feed,
Stands me up 'gainst tn big barn door
An marks II where Nv CROWD some more
I'm GROWN like a weed"
My Gram'ma knows it's dreffe hard
For busy ok like me
To have to stop an take a nap,
An so / sleep right on her lap;
An after-we go see
III Mr.. Gtngersnap Is home
He has a roun', tin house.
An / can help myself to some"
An mustn't drop q single crum',
Sos not to call tn mouse.
Ny Gram'pa says I'll help him lots
II IN hunt round an see
WITCH pockets got his wintergreens
An peppermints-I know he means
His candy! Some's for me-!
Wen I'm all crowd up tall an big
/ dom know witch I'll be
A Gram'ma or a Gram'pa, cause
They're bof so good to me!
Marie Louise Tompkins in Harper
Weekly.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31

One hundred and three men were killed
and about 200 badly injured by the explo-
sion aboard the French battleship Jena,
March II, 1897. Now the French armor
expt It's are looking forward with unusual
expectation TO the use of the Inflated
craft as a target in the gunner expert
ments planned for the coming summer
The Jena, having a 14-inch belt OF special
Creusot steel, is counted on to give es-
pecially instructive lessons as to the re-
sistance OF modern armOr to the differ
emf types of projectiles at various ranges
The old battleships Tonnere and Neptune
also will be used as targets.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31
Economy Of Costly Foods.

FROM AMERICAN Meulclne.
The economy OF expensive foods Is X
iplained by the fact that digestion, at least
i'm man, is dependent upon fiavors, without
(which 1t Is so defective that we do not OBJ
tain the good OF the food we swallow. AS
far as experiments go, they substantiate
these assertions, for the sight and smell OF
pleasing food starts the flow OF digestive
fluids, while disagreeable odors n sights
stop 1t. Delicatessen. then. would seem
Ito be staples, for they are necessary. The
talk of being able 10 subsist on a few
cents a day is simply nonsense and leads
ito deterioration OF health. What seems
to be e~xtravagant in food purchases may
ibe wholesome instinct. The high cost OF
living Is partly due to the cost OF the flaw
'ors we need. We recommend these ideas
ito our worthy dietetic economists. Lay
men may not be so foolish as the ~physiolo-
gists themselves. a"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31

Intently the judge listened to the mans
story. The man was the plaintiff apd had
charged his wife with cruel and abusive
treatment, He was a small man and his
wife-well, 1t was at least evident that
the charge rested on a basis of possibility.
After the plaintiff had finished his testi-
mony the judge decided to ask a ques-
ton. Mr.. Trouble" said he, where did
you meet your wife, who has treated you
this way?" We'll, judge" returned the
man, somewhat meekly, you see, it's this
way. l never did meet her. She just
OF overlook me-"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31
Rowing and Ro'ing,

{ A man hired a southern negro to go
out with him to fish. The man was
doing all the rowing, and. finally turn
ing to his helper, asked him IL he
!, couldn't row mo, boss" was the re-
and when he had caught all the fish he
wanted, rowed to the shore and
climbed the bank with the fish. Turn
ing around, he saw the negro rowing
the boat away with vigorous strokes,
and calling to him, said: Il thought
you told me you couldn't row." "Oh,
did you mean pull de boat, boss? /
thought you meant could I ro'-like a
lion"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31

still more severe than the Miramichi.
1t covered an area of more than 1000
square miles in Wisconsin, and involv-
ed a loss In timber and other property
OF a millions of dollars. Between
1900 and 800 persons persisted, dnclud-
ing nearly half the population of Pesh-
tigo, at that time q town Of 1000 in
~habitants. Other fires OF about the
same time were most destructive i'm
Michigan. A strip about 40 miles wide
and $50 miles long, extending across tho
central part Of the state, from Lake
Michigan to Lake Huron, was deyas-
tated. The estimated loss in timber
was about 1900, 000, 900 feet board meas
ure, and in money over SO, 000, 900. Sew
eral hundred persons persisted.
In the early part of September, 1881.
great fires covered more than 1900
quare miles in various parts Of Mich
igan. The estimated loss, in property,
In addition 10 many hundred thousand
acres of valuable timber, was more
than $500. 900. Over 5000 persons were
made destitute and the number OF lives
lost Is variously estimated at from $50
to 500.
The most destructive fire of more re-
cent years was that which started near
Hinckley, Mimi, September /, 1894.
While the area burned over was less
than in some other great fires, the loss
of life and property was very heavy.
Hinckley and six other. towns were de-
stroyed, about 500 lives were lost, more
than 1000 persons were left destitute,
and the estimated loss in property of
various kinds was $25, 900, 900. Except
for the heroic conduct Of locomotive en-
gineers and other railroad men the loss
of life would have been much greater.
h fire was all the more deplorable
because it vas wholly unnecessary. Foo
many days before the high wind came
and drove ii into uncomfortable fury, Ii
was burning slowly close to the town
out.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can.
not reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh
Is a blood or constitutional disease, and In
order to cure 1t you must take internal rem
edies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
naIly, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure Is not
q quack medicine. 1t was prescribed by one
Of the best physicians in this country for
years and is a regular prescription. 1t Is
composed of the best tonics known,c combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect com.
bination Of the two ingredients Is what pro.
duces such wonderful results In curing Ca.
tarrh. Send for testimonials free.
". f. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o!
Sold by Druggists, price Toe.
Is Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31

at their country home In Pearl River.
Rockland county. The young men have
a summer home in Manuel, near Pearl
mobiles.
The two couples created a sensation
at the license bureau when the peculiar
nature of Cupid's enterprise In this case
was made clear.
The gowns of the brides at the cere-
mony will be exactly alike. Such plans
as AVE been formed for the honeymoon
have been kept secret.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31
HFI p INSIST ON nAvTxe
M Ge I. I Dir. MarteI's Preparation
MUmLN The standard Remcdy. az Drurrn.
- kend for beck ssRelfef for Wernen.s
Hia Mistake.

Bishop Potter was a wonderfully
effective preacher" said a Brooklyn
clergyman. His method was reserved
ard quiet He always had himself well
iE hand. / once delivered a sermon
hefore him. l was young and enthu-
siastic at the time, a disciple Of The
methods Of Talmage. / let myself go
in that My voice shook the.
church. My gestures shook the pulpit.
AT luncheon afterward / am ashamed
to say that / fished for compliments. /
leaned over the bishop and asked him
i'm a low voice to give me some advice
on preaching.
. Dear knows what / expected him to
reply, probably that l was beyond any
advice from him. At any rate, what,
he did reply was this:
My dear young friend, never mis-
take in the pulpit perspiration for IN
spiration.'"
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A 500 Pound sunH.h.

From the San Francisco Chronicle.
Fishermen in the employ OF the Western
Fish company made a remarkable catch
10 miles outside the Heads yesterday.
While fishing from the Farragut they felt
a hard tug on one of the lines and a few
minutes later hauled on deck a giant sun
fish. a.
ured five feet in length. AS might be ex-
pccted, he put up a hard fight. Sunfsh
are rarely captured off this coast as they
are natives of Japan. The big fish at
traetcd a world of attention along the
Waterfront when placed on exhibition.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31

New York, Special: At the Luther
an Church OF the Atonement, October
q, Miss Florence Ahrens and her sister,
Miss Amelia Ahrens. of No. 191 Edge
comb ave, the Bronx, will be married
to brothers, George w. Fischer and Mr..
Carl Fischer, jr., of 202 Lenox ave. The
young men are the sons of Carl Fisch-
er, a dealer in musical instruments
and q publisher at 8 Cooper square.
The double engagement Is the result
of a nan which began three years
ago, when the two young women were
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31
Omitted.

y The two old n%eighbors had met or
the street.
"Mornin' SAM" said the first. II heal
your son Bill has got through college
successfully.
Yep" said the other.
Learn anything"
yep"
What's he got out of it chiefy?"
He kin speak languages"
'Fine!"
"Oh, I dunno. Trouble is they forget
to teach him any idees to express with
EN-"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1908-12-31
lmpatience Rebuked.
From the Argonaut.

The minister of q certain parish In
Scotland was walking one misty night
through a street of the village when he
fell into a deep hole There was no
ladder by which he could make his
escape, and he began to shout for help.
A Iaborer passing, heard his cries. and,
looking down, asked who he was. The
minister told him, ~whereupon the
laborer remarked: "Weel, weel, We
medina kick up SIGH a noise. You'll
mo- he needed afore Sawbath, an this
is only Wednesday NIGHT"