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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-16
FIFTEEN YEARS OF AGONY
WILL YOU CONTINUE TO SUFFER
FROM CATARIsH IN THE
FACE OF THIS TREAT
MEST?

IT suffered for fifteen years with
Catarrhal trouble so bad that / had to
leave the sea ] could not lie down nj
night to sleep on account of the con-
slant catarrhal dropping. I went to
two different hospitals for treatment,
but without any lasting benefit. /
was constantly raising yellow and
green phlegm, and the trouble was so
unbearable and nauseating that l was
ashamed to go out in company. l
have used only two bottle of Hyomel,
and have been cured by the remedy.
II has made full and complete recov-
cry"
capt. WILMER.
Hymoei is dry, healing, anti.
septic air, extracted from the Euca-
lyptus groves of Australia. 1t is a
pleasure to use Hyomei, because you
do not take 1t into the stomach; you
simply breathe In this germ killing air
and relief is immediate, and COM
pletc recovery comes in few days.
Hyomei outfit, including an inhaler
that will last a life time. cost $1.0O.
If 1t does not cure your catarrh asth-
ma, bronchitis, coughs or colds, Har-
rison & Harrison will give you your
money back.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-16
FOUND.
MISCELLANEOUS.

AsTHMA-Curc sent by express to
you on free trial. If 1t cures, send
81; II not, don't. Glyeexpress office.
D. j. Lane, Dept. d s, St Marys.
Kan.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-16

FOR RENT-Scvcn room housckccp-
Ing apartments to refined adults.
Jones's Flats. Haze Morgan, Atty.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-16

LOST-Sundny. ON Milford road. time
book bearing name OF s. d. Hon.
Finder will kindly return to Tele-
gram office and receive reward.
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LOST.

LOST-PoclSetbook containing $50
and some valuable papers. Finder
please leave at American Bowling
Alleys and receive reward.
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FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-store room with good
basement attached, located on
North Fourth street. Glen Elk. In
qulre Of Martin Bros, Grocers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-16

FOR RENT-A well located house
with six roms and bath. Apply Mrs.
j.. e. Peters, Bon Ton store.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-16

FOR SALE-IIouschold good. good
quality, in first class condition. Bed
room suit, dresser, chairs, couch,
table. tubs, washing machine, clock
wheelbarrow. step ladders, etc;
must be sold by June 20. 1908. Call
346 Hickman ST.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-16
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Two Jersey cows, aged
z and S years; also ? horses and 1
hogs. James Boyle, 701 Baltimore
st.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-06-16

FOR RENT-Furnisicd rooms with
bath and all modern convcniences
307 North Fifth street. Glen Elk.
FOR RENT-Furnishcd rooms with
hoard. lis w. Main ST.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
Too Much Candy.

Chicago, March 9.-"She can
kiss me six times day, but no
more; no more" said Ora Leedom
to Detectives Stark and johnson,
who arrested him in Springfield,
ILL.,, whittier he had gone seven
weeks ago to escape his wife's fire.
quent and intense OSCILLATION. He
said he would stay with his wife
if she would limit her kisses to
half'dozen day.
cit is case of too much candy,
too much iovey- dovey' business,
said Leedom on the way back from
Springfield. "My wlfe-she was
married once or twice before-is a
good woman and fine housekeeper,
but she is too strong on the love
busines to suit me. Now, I'm not
a chilly guy or anything like that,
but don't want woman kissing
me all the time. When come
home from work in the evening, |
like to sit down and read the pa
per. My wife would want me to
hold hands with her and say fool
ish things.
"a few days before I jumped
out OF town, some actresses down
in New York made a hit with
kiss that lasted forty-fve seconds.
When my wife read about that in
the papers, she said she could beat
IL with one hand tied behind her
back, Pm ashamed to tell what
happened.
"Fhe only fault / had to find
with Annie was her loving nature.
I'll agree to go back and live with
her if she will only cut the kissing
out. l don't mind a little kiss now
and then, but draw the line at
more than six day"
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
|. H. S.
PUBLIC
CONTEST
Philonatheon VS. Clionian
Literary Socities.
PROGRAM.

Music, High School Quartette---
Messrs. Warner, Schwenke, Bowen
and Krieg.
Original Story 49, Ruth Arm
strong, co.; Margaret Matthias.
(P).
Recitation-Dorls Ruble, (P);
Grace Lehman, (C).
Piano Solo--Bertha Gnno, (C) /;
Nellie Allen, (P).
Oration-Wood Bowen, Florence
Doebele.
(Note-The Orators do not rep
resent their Society. They were
chosen by former class contests.
The victor will represent l.. II. S.
in the Inter-urbnn Oratorical Con
test at Circleville, May the Sth. }
Original Poem-Harrold Hoppe,
(P); Arlington Matthias, co..
Essay-Margaret Stiers, (C) j.;
Florence Raney, (P).
Extemporaneous Speech-(Not
Selected(.
Vocal Solo-Fred Warner, (C);
Eva Wright, (P).
Debate-Nelle LiI and Paul
Dollison, (P); Nellie Stracke and
Glendon Trltsch, (C),
Paper, Clionian Spy = Loa
Mitchell; Philonatheon Tattler-
Lena Phelps.
l.. III. S. Quartette.
Literary Judges-Hon. S. H.
Bright, H. r. Harrington and j.
b. Dollison.
Musical Judges-NIrs. Frank
Blasius, Mrs. c.. f. Bowen, Mrs.
Lawrence Yerges.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
ATHENS MESSENGER.

Mr.. Dan Soliday, of Logan, the
clerk of courts of Hooking county,
was a visitor in this city Friday
evening
Miss Sadie Stoneburner spent
Wednesday in Logan, the guest of
friends.
Mr.. Tim Moriarity, of Logan,
was in this city on business Wed
nesday.
Mr.. Harley Dannison, of Logan,
was in this city on business We'd
nesday evening.
Ed. Doebele, Cyrus Rochester
and John Asker, of Logan, were
the guests Sunday of l.. l.. Deissle.
Mrs. Ele Donaldson and two lit
tie sons spent the day in Logan,
with Mr.. Donaldson.
Mr.. Earl Kreig, of Logan, was
a visitor in Nelsonvil!e, Friday
afternoon and evening.
Mr.. D. E. Harsh, of Logan, was
in this city on business Friday
morning.
Mrs. j. w. Slaughter and little
daughter, who have been the
guests of relatives, left Thursday
evening for Logan. Mr.. Slaughter
win go to Wellston for a visit with
his parents before leaving for
Richmond, Va.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
Pine Valley

A surprise party was given at
the home of Alfred Rarrick, Satur-
day night March 21st, for their
daughter, Miss Bessie, it being
her 81 birthday. Miss Bessie was
completely surprised when she
walked in at her home at about
7 80 O'Clock and found that about
40 Of her friends were in the
house. Those present were as
follows: Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred
Rarrick, Mr.. and Mrs. Edward
Ruff and two children, Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Rarrick. and baby,
Mr.. and Mrs. John Rarrick, Mr..
and Mrs. Levi Derr and two chill
dren, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Palmer,
Mrs. Sarah Martin, Mrs. Nancy
Ruff, the Misses Belle Heft,
Maggie Heft, Bertha Ashbock,
Cora Scholl, Catharine Martin,
Gertie Ruff, Bessie Rarrick, Nora
Scholl, Edith Rarrick, Bell
Martin, Phoebe Derr; Messrs. Geo
Ruff, Aaron Cornmiller, WILDER
Martin, Melvin Heft, Glenn Heft,
VIM. AnseI, Wm. Scholl, Henry
Scholl, Arthur Polling, Jesse An
sci and Russell Rarrick. The
evening was spent in music and
songs. Light refreshments were
served and the guests departed at
n late hour wishing Miss Bessie
many more happy birthdays.
Mr.. Elick Sheets and wife called
on A. b. Lecrone and family SIM
day.
Mrs. Alice McCune, who is sick,
is not improving much at this
There will be services at Mt.
Tabor, Saturday night and Sunday |
forenoon.
Mrs. Elirra Scholl and daugh-
ter, Nora, spent Sunday evening
at A. b. Lecrones.
Alexander McCune has pur-
chased an Edison Photograph,
VIM. ScholI made a trip to Ian
caster, Saturday.
Miss Edith Rarrick spent Satur-
and Sunday at home with her
parents.
Reason Scholl made trip to
Bremen, Saturday,
VIM. Seholl made a trip to the
queen City Tuesday.
Bon WHITE.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
Happy Ridge

Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Nell, OF Tarl-
ton, are spending a few days with
Isaac CULLEN and daughter, Lucy,
of this place.
Joseph Gordon, of Ewing, spent
Saturday and Sunday with his
parents.
The little daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Emery Banter is very sick.
Miss Bertha Hunines is working
for Peter Clark's, of Gibisonville.
Mrs Lizzie Voorhees, and daugh-
ter, Nellie, called on Mrs. Sarah
Lama, Saturday afternoon.
Miss EGle Hunines attended
preaching at Pine, Sunday after
noon.
Say, readers Of the DEMOCRAT
SENTINEL we have often heard
about Old 81 HubbIrd eating so
much, but now we know that it is
all n mistake. Old ST only eats
enough to keep soul and body to.
gether. 81 is always welcome
caller on this ridge. Call again
81 Hubbard,
DR.. Lee, of Rockbridge, was
called to the home Of Sarah G..
Lama, Sunday evening, on account
of the serious illness of her little
grandson, Ferdie Huffman.
Mr. and Mrs Lewis Smith, of
West Side, spent Sunday with
Mrs. S. G. Lama and family.
Several Of the people of this
place attended the dance at Brehm
last Friday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Huffman, of
Sugar Grove, is visiting the for
mer's mother, Mrs. S. G.. Lama.
Mrs. S. r.. Polling, who has been
sick for some time, is able to be
out again.
We had quite ram and hail
storm here last Wednesday night.
WANDA.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26

was discovered at about 80 Sun
day morning.
The fire was entirely confined to
the building owned by Harry
Roach, on West State street, and
occupied by Peter Smiths meat
market, Bethel Brothers grocery
and the family of Charles Bethel.
The loss to all of these parties was
heavy. The business of Smith
was completely wiped out, the en-
tire equipment of his market hav-
ing been destroyed. He carried
come insurance. The grocery
stock of Bethel Brothers was badly
damaged by smoke and water.
From the meat market the flames
ate their way into the rear of the
grocery store. Here the damage
was the greatest, although the
heat and smoke greatly injured
the stock in the front of the room.
Some insurance was carried on the
stock, but the loss cannot be esti-
mated without overhauling the
business. The rear portion of the
second story, occupied by Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Bethel, was Quilted
by the flames. The entire floor
was badly damaged by smoke and
water, and their household effects
were practically ruined.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
Given up to Die.

b. spiegel, 1904 N, Virginia St.,
Evansville, Ind, writes: "For
over five years was troubled
with kidney and bladder affections
which caused me much pain and
worry. | lost flesh and was all
run down, and year ago had to
abandon work entirely. | had
three of the best physicians who
did me no good and | was prac-
tically given up to die. Foley's
Kidney Cure was recommended
and the first bottle gave me great
relief, and after taking the second
bottle was entirely cured" Why
not let it help youp Bort ~ Co.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26

Work, of Logan, were in this city
on business Monday morning.
Messrs. J. L. Burgoon and j. n
Shorr, of Logan, spent Sunday in
this city, the guests of friends.
l.. j. Warner, of Logan, was in
Nelsonville, Monday morning look
ing after business interests.
"Nick' Eberst, of Logan, who
spent last week in this city help
ing start the machinery at the
Hooking Valley Fire Clay Com
pany, returned to his home Satur-
day evening, he having finished
his work here.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
Notice to Democratic Cen.
trail Committee.

The members of the Democratic
Central Committee of Hooking
county, Ohio, are hereby called to
meet at Logan, Ohio, Friday,
March 9th, at 2 o'clock, p. NJ, 4,
for the purpose of fixing the time
for holding the county primary,
arranging for the selection of del
egates to the various conventions,
and the transaction of such other
business as may be brought before
the committee.
ID. V. THURN ESS,
President.
A. L. o'NELL,
Secretary.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
DEMOCRATIC SENATORIAL CONVENTION

The Democratic Senatorial Conyen-
tion of the Ninth-Fourteenth Dis
trict will be held at Logan, Ohio.
Thursday, May 9TH, 1905,
at eleven o'clock a. m. for the pur-
pose of nominating two candidates
for the ollice of State Senator.
The basis of representation Is fixed
at one delegate to every one hundred
votes and fractions of fifty or over
cast for John NJ, Pattison for Cover
nor in 1908, Upon this basis, the
counties in the district viii be en-
Titled to the following number of
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
I ATHENS GAZETTE.

Mrs. j. w. Slaughter, and little
daughter, who have been the
guests of relatives, left Thursday
evening for Logan. Mr., Slaugh-
ter will go to Wellston for visit
with his parents, before leaving
for Richmond, Va.
Mrs. Ele Donaldson and two lit
tie sons spent Monday in Logan,
with Mr.. Donaldson.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
NEW LEXINGTON HERALD.

Judge Maurice H. DOnahue re-
turned Friday from very success
full trip to Boston, Mass, and
New York. The Judge went to
Newark the first of the week to
hold circuit court.
Probate Judge James V. Hynus
was Capital city visitor during
the week.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
M'ARTHUR ENQUIRER.

The Infirmary Directors have
sold the Infirmary team of horses
to Cory Morgan of Logan for
$4,000.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. l.. Ullom We're
guests of Logan friends first of the
week.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26

IOtaI Delegates --------.--. lNl
BY order Of the Senatorial Commit
tee of the Ninth. Fourteenth District
FRANK PANHORsT,
VIRGIL o. LOWRY, Chairman
Secretary,
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
EXCHANGE
NEWS NOTES
MURRAY CITY INDEPENDENT. |

MURRAY CITY INDEPENDENT.
Phil Rochester of Logan was in
this city on business first of the
week.
Valley Wright of Logan was in
town, Monday.
D. NJ. Soliday of Logan, was in
this city, Friday.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
[rLEAsANTYILLE TIMES. l

Mr.. Lee Dollison, of Logan, is
the guest of his niece, Mrs, j. Il.
Voorhees,, and family this week.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
A. l.. O'NRILL,
Secretary.
Big Fire at Athens.
GAthens Messenger /

The biggest eondagration in
more than a year, visited Athens
early Sunday morning, entailing
loss of nearly $4,000. The blaze
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
IpoMERoY DEMOCRAT. |

George Krauss, wife and son,
George, left Monday for Logan to
visit their son and brother for a
week.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
Paid Their Subscription.

The following have our thanks
for subscriptions to the DEMOCRAT
SENTINEL, paid during the week of
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26
[NELsoNyILLE NEWS. |

Homer Gabriel of Logan, was "a
business visitor IN this city, Tues
day.
Margaret Montgomery of Logan,
was the guest of her cousin, Mable
Chidester, the latter part of last
week.
Eddie Lay of Logan, was calling
ON Miss Anna Morgan, Thursday
of last week.
EELsoNyILLE COR. ATHENS MEssEN-
GER
Mr.. IL. II Jadwin, of Logan,
was business visitor in this city
Monday morning.
Measrs, win Keynes and George
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26

0pie Reedl
The Slow Poke!
When We We're FriendsI
The Yankee DrummersI
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1908-03-26

[NELsoNyILLE COR. ATHENS MEssEN.
GER
The Delta independent., 1908-04-10

Landlady-"Why do you set your tel
on a chair, Mr.. Jones?"
Boarder-'1t was so very weak
ma am, thought would rest it,"
The Delta independent., 1908-04-10
[ HARMONIOUS CONVENTION
The Republican County Convention at Delta Saturday
Was an Enthusiastic One
DELEGATES APPOINTED -RESOLUTIONS ADOPTED

smart enough not to crafty
them.
By all means we should have a
harmonious campaign and every
Republican should stand for
that. If we do, we are sure of
victory not a partial victory but
an entire one this fall. In our
effort to secure and enforce har-
mony, all past contentious must
be laid aside and good work
done for Republican success
from start to finish.
The Delta independent., 1908-04-10
Notice to Orchurdists.

l am now located in Delta. Any one
troubled with insect pests and wishing
advice. and any other help possible in
regard to their control, will please
notify me.
GEO. P. WELDON.
Entomologist-Western Slope Fruit In.
vestigations.
The Delta independent., 1908-04-10
Our Pickle Dish.

Our Pickle Dish.
Seasoned With Stolen Spices.
Hewitt painted this picture to
keep the wolf from the door"
Jewett-''If you hang it where the
wolf can see it l guess you will sue
ceed."
Landlady-"W What's the matter with
that pie?"
Boarder -"Tain't fit for pig. and
amt goin' to eat it.
I've terrible toothache. What's
good for it?"
Nonsense! You've no toothache
It's simply imagination.
well, then, confound it, what
good for imagination"
Landlady-"Why do you set your tea
on a chair, Mr.. Jones?"
Boarder-'1t was so very weak,
ma am, l thought would rest it,"
80 he praised my singing, did he?"
"Yes, said it was heavenly"
Did he really say that?'
Well, not exactly; but he probably
meant that. He said it was un-
earthly"
Now, Tommy" said Mrs. Bull, 81
want you to be good while I'm out
"I'n be good for a nickel" replied
Tommy.
Tommy, she said, Il want you to
remember that you cannot be son of
mine unless you are good for nothing. 1"
Dolan with magazine) -''Begorra!
but thot's a strange hallucynation! An
ostrich thinks he's out av soight whin
he puts his head in tn sand
Mrs. Dolan-''How loike a man whin
he puts his head in silk hati''
A story is told of the famous Richard
Brinsley Sheridan, that one day when
coming back from shooting, with an
empty bag, and seeing number of
ducks in a pond, while near by a man
was leaning on fence watching them,
Sheridan asked:
what will you take for shot at
the ducks?"
well" said the man thoughtfully,
''I'll take half sovereign"
Done, said Sheridan, and he fired
into the middle of the flock. killing a
dozen or more. I'm afraid you m ade
bad bargain, said Sheridan, laugh
ing.
81 don't know about that" the man
replied. They're not my ducks"
Representative Lorimer, of Chicago,
who is a great walker, was recently
out for tramp along the conduit road
leading from Washington, when, after
going few miles, he sat down TO rest.
"Want lift, mister?" asked a good
natured Maryland farmer driving that
way.
Thank you," responded Mr.. Lori
mer. II will avail myself of your kind
Offer
The two rode in silence for while
Presently the teamster asked: PRO
fessional mani"
"Yes,'A answered Lorimer. who was
thinking of bill he had pending be-
fore the House.
After another long pause, the farmer
observed: Say, you amt lawyer, or
you'd be talking; you amt doctor,
cause you amt got no satchel; and
you shore amt preacher, from the
looks of you What is your profession,
anyhow"
81 am politician, replied Lorimer.
The Marylander gave snort of dis.
gust. Politics amt no profession;
.~.,l. =.
The Delta independent., 1908-04-10
Seasoned With Stolen Spices.

Hewitt painted this picture to
keep the wolf from the door" ="
Jewett-''If you hang it where the
wolf can see it guess you will sue
ceed."
The Delta independent., 1908-04-10

Landlady-"Wh the matter with
that pie?"
Boarder -"Tain't fit for pig. and !
amt goin' to eat it"
The Delta independent., 1908-04-10

Dolan with magazine) -"Begorra!
but thot's a strange hallucynation! An
ostrich thinks he's out av soight whin
he puts his head in tn sand
Mrs. Dolan-"How loike man whin
he puts his head in silk hatl''
The Delta independent., 1908-04-10
j. G. CURTISS.
S. l.. FAIRLAMB.
PHIL STEPHENS,
Committee

The convention endorsed President
Roosevelt's policies and announced its
faith in their being carried out by Mr..
Taft, should he be the next President.
The convention was harmonious
throughout and every man present
thought it a happy and auspicious open
ing OF the local campaign.
The Delta independent., 1908-04-10

I've a terrible toothache. What's
good for it,"
Nonsense! You've no toothache
It's simply imagination. "
well, then, confound it! what s
good for Imagination"
The Delta independent., 1908-04-10

Now, Tommy said Mrs. Bull, Il
want you to be good while I'm out"
'I'n be good for nickel" replied
Tommy.
Tommy, she said, Il want you to
that you cannot be son OF
mine unless you are good for nothing -
The Colorado statesman., 1908-02-22
SHORT KIMONOS CSC.

Fancy Cotton Eiderdown XII
monos,' mostly light colors, trim
med with p inch satin band;
regular price 81 so, now CSC.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-02-22

pretend to drape it, 1t was declared
some weeks ago that many of the
new evening bodices were being made
without sleeves, or practically so, and
this statement still holds good, but
side by side with these sleeveless
bodices we have others which show
Angel" draperies of chiffon, tulle or
other transparent material. These
draperies fall low under the arms,
and thus form a most becoming back
ground for the delicate white flesh. On
the outer side they are open right up
to the shoulder, but sometimes light
clasp is arranged, to hold the fragile
material together, just above the ell
bow. Women with thin arms will
find sleeves of this kind infinitely fat
tering. and the same applies to those
whose arms are not quite so white
as they could wish
Apropos the latter let me suggest
that regular course of friction with
olive oil at night will do very much.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-02-22

The oil should first be thoroughly we'll
rubbed into the skin with firm cir
cular motion, and the arms should
then be briskly frictioned, from
shoulder to wrist, with rubber skin
brush. The action of the brush should
be regular and sufficiently prolonged.
The blood will quickly come to the
surface of the skin and the arms will
assume most healthy shade of GRIM
son. After the friction another coat
of oil should be lightly rubbed on.
and then, just before going to bed. a
piece of clean wadding passed over the
skin, to remove any oil which has
not been absorbed. If this course he
continued regularly for several weeks
a great change will be seen in the
condition of the arms. The skin will
become softer and finer, and the arms
themselves will look beautifully white
in the evening. Just the same treat-
ment is excellent for the neck and
shoulders, but care must be taken tn
make the frictions in circular man.
ner.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-02-22
Some Fun of the College Boys.

Sheer nonsense rhymes and jokes
without apparent reason or object are
frequently used to fill the pages of
the Cornell Widow. If anything more
footless than the Man of Giegledorf
verse has ever been written The Wild
ow wishes to state that her bump of
credulity was imported from Missouri,
and must be shown:
There was a man from Giegledorf
Who, to save his BARRIERS fees
Would wet his hair and let 1t freeze
And when twas frozen, break 1t off.
The Lady also INDUCED in a few
quiet gurgles over the following bit:
Pretty Young LADY, want a nice
fluffy shirtwaist.
Clerk-What bust, Miss?
Pretty Young LADY, don't know;
didn't hear anything.-The Bo-
hemian.
The Colorado statesman., 1908-02-22

RAINCOATS $1,000
Satin or Cloth, the regular
Sl5.O kind on sale for $1,000
The Colorado statesman., 1908-02-22
The Only DlgestibIe Kind.

A young man who is striving for po-
litical honors and who, therefore,
feels called upon to do considerable
public talking, was recently waited
upon by a delegation of men residing
in one of the poorer regions of his
district.
He was greatly pleased when their
spokesman requested a speech from
him at an early date.
What kind of speech?" he asked.
IAN after-dinner speech" replied a
wag in a shabby coat.-Youth's Com.
panion.