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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18

The ulletin Fleet edition is
declared without one dissening voice
TO be the best booster" for Hawaii
that has been issued from any Office
in Honolulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18
FOR SALE.

Building Lots, Manoa Valley, Ma.
kiki and Punahou Districts.
House and lot at Kapahulu for
$3.50.
House and lot on Makiki st. for
$2500.
House and lot, College Hills, for
$27oo.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18

Why of course our sailors are a
mighty fine lot of men. What did
~ YOU expect?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18

"tts sGSFh1i- NlNS.
tarrh and removes the cause Of the
difficulty.
Such n remedy has been found in Pc
runa. IL reaches catarrh, no matter
where IL may be located in the body
whether in the more exposed menu
hranes of tho nose and throat, or
whether in the remotest part OF tho
kidneys.
That Peruna is at once the safest and
remedy for ca. lPE.Ru.sa An lgrERSsL
tarrh of the kid csThRsH REMEDY
neys is proven by ss--,----,,----..--s-..,,--a.i
the many testimonials written ny those
who have experienced its benefits.
The testimonials given here are only
specimens OF the many Testimonials on
our records, pertaining to tho relief
afforded by Poruna in severe eases Of
kidney trouble.
Kidney Disease OF Long StardlaJ.
Mr.. Samuel \. Paxton, Ills TroOss
Ave-, Kansas City, Missouri, U. 3. A.,
member I. o. o. i. and National Annu-
ity Association, writes:
"Ilam n we'll man to-day, thanks TO
your splendid medicine, Pcruna, Twas
troubled with catarrh and kidaoy dis
ease of long standing when first be-
gan using Poruna. soon found was
getting better and continued taking 1t
for four months. 1t cleaned ont the
system, leaving, me well and strong
lnd feeling better than have in years."
COOS, ,,,r.r,t q ,.o ! HONOLULU,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18

As long as the Hawaii has chance
to win, the people of Hawaii will
hang on.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18
Disease OF the Kidneys
Brought ON by Catarrh.
Pe-ru-na Made a Well Man
of Me.
| Cannot Speak Too Highly
of 1t.


Mr.. George King, i53 st. Denis ST..
Montreal, Canada, u well-known bus
mess man of that city, writes:
"Peruna cured me from what the
doctors were afraid would turn into
Bright's disease, and after you have
gone through the suffering that ]
have with catarrh of the bladder and
kidney trouble, and have been cured
you are pretty apt to remember the
medicine that did the work.
"Peruna is blessing toa sick man.
Eight bottles made me well and were
worth more than n thousand dollars
to me. l cannot speak too highly of
It. 1t is now four years since / was
troubled, and have enjoyed perfect
health since. Every spring and fall
/ take bottle of it and it keeps me
} WE'LL"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18
FOR LEASE

Partially Furnished House at Wal.
kiki Beach.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18
.ATARRH of the kidneys is very

~ much neglected disease.
1t is not until the disease has firm
hold upon the kidneys that the patient
begins to realize that there Is some de-
rangement of these organs.
The slight backaches, the feelings of
lassitude, and other warning symptoms
of kidney disease are overlooked.
They are not serious enough to detain
the patient from his regular work.
Even when he discovers that the kid
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18

ways has been controlled by laws
passed by the legislative body Of Ha-
wall.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18
FOR RENT.
FURNISHED COTTAGES:

Anapuni st., Manoa Valley, Bere.
tania St.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18

neys are affected
he does not rec
ognizc the diff
Guilty as being
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18

,r,>.so,, s,,,,r,, co ! HONOLULU,
"'l' - " "" HAWAII.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-07-18

The following Wholesale drug,
gists will supply the retail trade
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
lnaersolI on Clover.

In declining an invitation to q Clover
club dinner once Colonel Robert Inger-
soil wrote:
"a wonderful thing is clover It
means honey and cream-that is to say,
industry and contentment-tha is to
say. the happy bees in perfuned fields
and at the cottage gate Old Boss.' the
bountiful, serenely chewing .satisfac-
TONS cud in that blessed twilight
pause that. like 3enediction, falls be-
tween all toll and sleep. This clover
makes me dream of happy hours, Of
childhocd's rosy cheeks, of dimpled
babes. of wholesome loving wives. of
honest men. of springs and brooks and
violets and all there is of stainless Joy
In peaceful human life.
"a wonderful word is clover! Drop
the C. and YOU have the happiest Of
mankind. Take away the C. and r.
and you have left the only thing that
makes heaven Of this dull and bar
rem earth. Cut off the r. alone, and
there remains very deceitful bud that
sweetens the breath and keeps peace in
countless homes whose masters fire.
quent clubs. After all, Bottom was
right, Good hay. sweet hay, hath no
fellow"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
A Curiou. Plant.

"A curious plant" said an eminent
botanist, lis the wild tamarind or tuba
plant Of the riverside and waste places
Of tropical America, and very strange
are its effects upon the nonruminant
animals that feed upon its young
shoots, leaves, pods and seeds. It
causes horses to lose the hair from
their names and tails, has similar eff.
feet upon mules and donkeys and re-
duces pigs to complete nakedness.
Horses are said to recover when fed
exclusively Oh corn and grass, but the
new hair is of different color and tex
ture from the old. so that the animal is
never quite the same as it was. One
animal Of which I personally knew
after feeding on the plant lost its hoofs
and had to be kept in sings until
they grew and hardened again. Rumi-
nant animals are not thus affected, and
the growth Of the plant is actually en-.
couraged in the Bahamas as fodder
plant for cattle, sheep and goats. The
difference is probably due to changes
effected upon 1t in the chewing of the
cud.'
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
A Blind Man. Ru...

my great-uncle, who was blind, -
said Frenchman, "once buried $4,000
in gold louis under pear tree in his
garden. His neighbor saw him do 1t
and In the dead Of night came and stole
the money. replacing the earth care
fully.
Some days later my uncle brought
fifty Elo:e louis down to the pear tree
for burial. He soon discovered his
loss. and. silently weeping, he. too, re-
placed the earth.
"He knew whom to suspect, and that
night he called on his neighbor. He
seemed thoughtful and distract and the
neisht,or asked him what oppressed his
mind.
well. I'll tell you,' said my great
uncle frankly. I have 1000 louis hid
away in safe place. and today ten
ant paid OFF mortgage. and have
another 1000 louis in cash on my
hands. don't know whether to seek
out another hiding place for this mon
ey or put it where the other is. What
do you advise"
why, sdlu lue nelSuDoF eaSerly,
II your first hiding place is safe-and
you declare it to be SOL should GER
tainly put this money there too
"My great-uncle said firmly that that
was what he would do. 1t was the
wisest course. Then he took his leave.
"And when next day he went to the
pear tree again there. sure enough. was
his lost 1000 louis. all put back again."
Exchange.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
A Trying Position.

An East Indian paper prints the fol-
lowing. written by native subordi-
nate in his diary while in a very try
ing position:
up tree where adhere with much
pain and discomposure while big tiger
roaring in very awful manner on the
fire line. This is very inconsiderate
tiger and causes me great griefs, as
have before reported to your honor
This is two times he spoiled my work,
coming and shouting like thunder and
putting me up tree and making me
behave like an insect. 1t is very awk-
ward fate to me. and the tiger is most
tnconsiderate."
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
Too Free.

II have been delegated" said the
suave and conversational book agent,
"by a large publishing house to make
you free present Of six handsome
books
"You quite overcome me-" said the
literary man.
"And. in addition. a set of beautiful
pictures" continued the agent, not no.
ticing the interruption. ION condl.
tom
Il thought they were to be free"
said the literary man.
"They are, sir; they are. II you will
just subscribe for this handsome mag.
azine at S. year the others will not
cost you a cent"
give dollars" unused the literary
man. ''That sounds reasonable for a
gift. Would it be any less If they were
not free and bought them of you?"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
Humor a.e Philosophy
A BUSY DAY.
By DUNCAN n. SMITH

We seem to think tomorrow
Will last week or two.
Just Judging from the many things
That day We mean to do.
The tasks that we will finish,
The ones that we will start,
Would keep q dozen busy,
Each doing but a part.
We're going to write those letters
That have been on our mind
Since when before last Christmas
We Jagged and fell behind.
We're going to take the clippings
Cut out from here and there
And paste them in our scrap book
With diligence and care.
And that is just a starter.
Around about the place
We're going to mend the fences
That now are disgrace;
We're going to clean the basement
And oil the kitchen floor
And, just to keep things tidy,
To paint the sink once moro.
And still we cannot figure
A very busy day.
We ought to, mixed in somewhere,
Have time enough to play.
Just wait until tomorrow
Comes in by through expresA
And then we will do business
Much like q whirlwind. Yes?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
The Widows Dover.

It IL certain that DOVER" the estate
for life which the widow acquires at
her husbands death, was not known
among the early Saxons. In the laws
Of King Edmund the widow is directed
to be supported wholly out of the per-
sonal estate. Dover is generally as.
cribed to the Normans, but it was first
introduced into the feudal system by
Emperor Frederick H., who was con-
temporary with the English Henry ILL.,,
about 1850.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
When skie. Arc Blue.

It's easy enough to be cheerful
When favors are coming your way,
When close to success you eagerly press
And all OF your ventures spell pay.
When friends are around you in plenty
And every one gives you show.
"Hey!"
When the hatiron drops on your toe?
To smile ia not really hardship
When life runs as smooth as song,
When friends lend hand and warmly
expand
To pleasantly push you along.
When strangers to you are attracted
And help you promotion to gain,
But, say. can you grin through thick and
through thin
II the sewer backs up through your
drain?
It's really snap to be Joyous,
To spread out your chest and expand.
When money is coming in plenty
And favors fall into your hand,
When trouble Is not within calling,
When Woe isn't making q sound,
But. say. can your girth grow wider with
mirth
When Bin. the assessor. comes round?
Who couldn't feel gay and light hearted
Sweet tempered and all to the good
When into his life dear little wife
Made love signs that he understood.
Whose children were marvels and models,
Whose word in his family was law,
But could he be sweet from his head to
his feet
Through visit from mother-in-law3
She Knew.
mo. ma'am. we hasn't had nothing
to eat for q week."
Nothing for week! Why. how did
you live?"
"Well. we did have some biscuits
from the lady next door. but you know
how that would be worse than moth.
Ing"
They got the handout.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
Stop That Cold:

TO check early colds OF Grippe with "Preventics"
means sure defeat for Pneumonia. To stop q cold
with Preventcs is safer than to let it run and be
obliged to cure it afterwards. To be sure. Pre-.
ventics will cure even deeply seated cold, but
taken early-at the sneeze stage-they break. OF
head of these early colds. That's surely better.
That's why they are called Preventics.
Preventicsare little Candy Cold Cures. No Quin.
ine no physic. nothing sickening. Nice for the
children-and thoroughly safe too. II you feel
chilly. if you sneeze. you ache all over think Of
Preventics. Promptness may also save half your
usual sickness. And don't forget your child. if
there is feverishness. nightor day. Herein prob
ably lies Preventics' greatest efficiency. Sold in
&c boxes for the pocket. also in 25c boxes OF 48
Preventics. Insist on your druggists giving you
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
Humor aae Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
D. DUNCAN n. SMITH

The only thing that some of us can
do that seems to count at all is to earn
our own living and incidentally that of
some others.
If you can't keep the schedule.
transfer to another line.
mistake the more certain he is that he
Is right.
When man acquires sore spot he
is apt to think the whole community
Is in conspiracy to rub up against it.
A general knowledge Of stars doesn't
necessarily tit man for a chair in
astronomy.
Some men look out for themselves.
we'll satisfied that his Satanic majesty
will look out for the other fellow.
Don't End fault with your neighbor's
work unless he is on your payroll.
Availability is a good substitute for
intelligence and often passes for it.
The woman whose house never is
dusty doesn't belong to the Shake.
speare club.
You know when some people have
been vaccinated with tainted money.
for they have the dollar sign to show
for 1t,
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
The Word "News."

On the derivation Of the word
news" which has been a puzzle to
many learned philologists, there is the
following:
The word explains itself without a muse
And the four letters speak from whence
comes news"
From north, east, west and south-ths
solutions made.
Each quarter gives account Of war and
trade.
Minneapolis Journal.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
WARNING. For III. wI..,

You know the first signpost on tho
Great Main road7 "When a woman
advertises that she Is virtuous, man
that he is gentleman, community
that it is loyal or a country that It II
lawabiding-go the other way."-Rud.
yard Kipling.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18

Hope is q natterer, but the most up
right Of all parasites, for she frequent
the poor mans hut as well az the pal.
ace Of bis Observation-Disclosures.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18

It Is only between meals that q man
admires pretty girl more than he
does q good cook.
The sultan Of Turkey needn't buy
any advice.
Less Happiness.
The proud father was setting up the
cigars because Of the arrival Of his
6rstborn.
what Is he 30 happy about7" asked
one who wasn't on.
Because" replied the grouchy old
bachelor, 1T wasn't twins"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
Worthless.

II give you my word"
Eyes, but
"But what?''
II wouldn't know what to do with 1t
II were to take it."
"What do you mean?"
Il understand that it is no better
than your bond"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
A Hint,

"What's the best way to treat a
knocker?"
"Give him q handful of nails and q
pine board"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
Sometimes.

Sometimes.
ut isn't always May. my son." said
the sentimental mother.
mo, mother" replied the jaunty
youth; very frequently it is Susy."
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
Happy Medium.

"His clothes are certainly rather
loud"
Eyes. but just observe that he is un.
mistakably soft"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18
All of Then.
II am tired of being so popular"
"Try being truthful"
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Candor is the proper thing, but it Il
sometimes hard to tell whether 1t Is
eandor or pander.
Pride goes before a fall and after 3
raise in salary.
There is something to a woman that
can keep the rest of her kind guessing
al the time.
The trouble seems to be that when
tho skating is good it is too apt to be
too cold to enjoy 1t.
The grounding was certainly a wise
boy when he chucked the whole thing
and took another nap.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-06-18

The woman whose house never is
dusty doesn't belong to the Shake
speare club.
The Detroit times., 1908-06-18
Do You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down what
ever food or medicine may be offered you ?
OF, do yea want 10 lRew something OF the
composition and eharact Ter OF that which
you take into your stomach whether as
food or medicinep
Most intelligent aud sensible people
nowadays insist on Knowing what they
employ whether as food or as medicine.
Dr. Pierce believes they have a perfect
right 10 insist upon such knowledge. 80 no
publishes~A<aadca and on each bottle
wrapper. what hIs med cincS are made OF
and vexihes IH1hdereat6 This be feels
he can YesirAhord 70 do bscanSe- The more
the lngredients Of which bis medicines
are made are studled and lnderSto9d the
more VIII Their superlor Curative Virtues
b. alTecllleL
For the cure OF woman's peculiar weak
nesses, irregularities and arrangements
giving rise TO frequent headaches. back
ache, dragging-down pain or distress In
lower abdominal or pelvic region. accom-
panied, otttimes, with facilitating,
pelvic, catarrhal drain and kindred symp-
toms OF weakness, DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription is most efficient remedy.
IL Is equally effective In curing painful
periods, In giving strength 20 nursing
mothers and In preparing the system OF
the eXpectant mother Tor haoy's coming,
thus rendering childbirth safe and com
paratively painless. The "tavorite Pre-
scriptlon j. most potent Strengthening
tonic 10 the general system and 70 the
organs distinctly feminine In particular.
1t is also a soothing and invigorating
neryine and cures nervous exhaustion.
nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysterla,
spasms, chorea or -. Nitus's dance, and
other distressing nervous symptoms at
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases OF the distinctly feminine organs.
A host OF medical authorities OF all the
several schools OF practice. recommend
each OF the several ingredients OF WHICH
rFavorite Prescription IS made for the
cure OF the diseases for which II IL Claimed
10 be a cure You may read what they
say for yourself by sending q postal card
request for free booklet OF extracts
from the leading authorities. 10 Or. K. v.
Pierce, Invalids' Hotel and Surgical In
stitu,e, Buffalo. y. V. and twill come 70
you by return post
The Detroit times., 1908-06-18
euekien's ArnIca saIve Wins.

Tom Moore. or Rural Route /. Coch-
ran. Ca, writes Il had a bad sore
come on the instep OF my foot and
could find nothing that would heal II
until | applied Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
Less than half OF a 25 cent box won
the day for me by affecting a perfect
cure" Sold under guarantee at r. G..
Kinsel's. Central Drug Co. and Gray
& Worcester's drug stores.
The Detroit times., 1908-06-18
LAWYER FORCES A
ROBBER TO DISGORGE

FLINT, Mich, June 17.-(Special.)
Attorney Geo. Cook. OF this city Is
now occupying a hero's role. On the
lawyers excursion 10 Detroit, yester-
day, 1t is said. he discovered one man
robbing another. He forced the man
to surrender the money taken.
Attorney Cook doesn't say whether
the man who took the money was a
LAWYER
The Detroit times., 1908-06-18
Baby'S Balm Bath Soap

Recommended by physicians
and surgeons. and every
cake 10 qua ranteed by the
maker. In order TO familiar
iKe the public with this ex--
cellsnt soap. we 00
offer the regular Sko
40c boxes 3 AON
cakesD. for.
The Detroit times., 1908-06-18
SuDerCredm Shaving Sticks
Csc Soap Case free

During this sale with every
5o-cent purchase a cakes) OF
Williams Jersey Cream Toilet
Soap, we will give Free. MIC
KEEL plated Soap Case, with
hinged cover-worth 25c.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1908-01-31

We will buy raw furs at J. II. stewaits
store every Monday V. c. Kelsey h Son.
Apr. % s. p.
All kinds of fires and salt meats and veg.
etables in their season to be found at Shack.
ett's cash market on Seymour street, at
prices that are as low as the lowest. 1T
For pension business, etc, and general
business through all departments Of govern
ment, collections made. Melvin Wilkinson,
Notary lie, Bridport. 20tf
The Eaton and Hurlbut papers are un.
eqnalled in style and quality by any other
make and yet they cost you no more than in
ferior papers; sold at Sterns' Park Drug
Store.
TEACHERS BUREAU-Good teachers for fall
positions; also governesses and tutors.
Schools recommended 10 parents. The Inter-
national Teachers Bureau, 90 Fifth Ave-,
Room 2, Manhattan Building, New York. 33tf
Old feather beds wanted. We pay from
$5 10 els for old geese and mixed feather
beds. For particulars write at once. Inter.
Providence, RI. 5ltl0
FOR SALE-Second.hand square piano, ma,,
hc gany case. In good condition. worth $l25.
This instrument is being stored under ex.
pense and for this reason will sell at a ridic.,
ulously low figure IL taken at once. Write in
next mail to "E", this office. +t2
FOR SALE-A Jacob Bros. piano, brand new,
perfect order, full size, mahogany finished
case, high class instrument worth $3.50. Will
sell at bargain II taken at once. Address
"F", this Office, in next mail II you want the
greatest piano trade ever made yon. Ala