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The Washington times., 1908-08-22

trading deacon, were illustration Of
thrift Veremphas.Zed and turned 10
vice Just like everything else. virtues
must be used In moderation. 1t IS pos
siGle "a be viCiousiy thrifty. just as II
Il. possible to he Seldshly generous The
man who gives away all he mas and
becomes a charge upon hi friends ana
relatives is more selfish than generous
more foolish than either
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

'Shan the people ruler asked Mr..
Bryan, apparently a bit conscience-smit-
ten, as he thought OF the strenuous
use he made of the big stick in running
the Denver convention. They do rule. %
replies Mr. Taft, with a little extra
emphasis. in view of his recolIections
of steam-roller activities at Chicago
HonOrs appear about even.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

The argument that primary laws are
a failure because Republican Oregon,
under a primary, chose a Democratic
Senator. will. of course, seem a bit
weak with Democrats.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Worlds peace conference IS, hard at
work; England Is borrowing a half
billion to build more warships; every
body is building airship fleets Splendid
progress all along the line
The Washington times., 1908-08-22
Joins Legation staff.

Joins Legation staff.
E. de Cartier de Marchienne, of the
Belgian legation, has joined the lega-
tion stan at York Harbor, Ne, after
trip through the West.
Nine Cortes, wife Of the minister
from Colombia, is one OF the little group
| OF prominent women who are spending
the summer at Buena Vista, Nd Mime.
| COrtes recently participated in benenL
tea given at the Buena Vista Springs
! Hotel In aid OF st. Marys Chapel, At
I WaynesbOro, Nd.
/ Miss Mary Latham Willis. OF Rich
mond, who Is now the guest OF Mrs.
| Jefferson d. Norris. OF Baltimore viii
come 70 Washington 20 visit her aunt
/ Mrs. NJ c. Figg.
J. William Palmer, OF the War De-
Tartment has returned from a trip 10
Atlantic City, and has resumed his Cu-
ties in the AdjutaRt Generals office.
Returns to City.
/ Mrs. Il. Chadwick Hunter has re-
turned TO Washington, after a seven
months trip 10 the Pacific coast ard
Western States She is now al the
Raleigh, but later viii move into her
apartments at the Connecticut Mrs.
Hunter, accompanied by her husband,
made the trip from Magnolia, Mass,
{ 10 Philadelphia by automobile Mr.
Hunter who was joined in Philadelphia
by Eis brother, continued the motor trip
/ 10 Gettysburg and Frederick, reaching
Washington last Thursday
Miss Ida Hurley, Miss Darlington.
| Miss McKenna. and NJ. c. elliott are
amcng the Washington visitors at the
/ Dennis, Atlantic CITY.
! Mr. and Mrs H Norman ward. Of
; 1505 II street northeast with their son.
Norman Ward, nave gone 10 Niagara
GENEVA Ward has as her guest, Aiss
Ethel Chapple, OF Glendale, I'D.
Visiting at BIuemont
/ Miss Emily Z. b. Wilson ard Miss
/ Dorothy Hodgkins are spending several
weeks at Rosemore, BluemOnJ, Va.
Irwin HoHander is on a two weeks
| trip 10 Boston, New York city, and At
/ lantic City.
/ Mrs. 3. CObIenzer and daughter Miss
/ Lillian Coblenzer. of the Laclede, are
( visiting Mr.. and Mrs S Tanzer at Cum
/ berland, Nd
/ Mrs. Amnon Behrend and daughter.
/ Miss Nellie Behrend, of Rhode Island
| avenue. are spending several weeks at
/ Asbury Park, \. J.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Jackson have re-
/ turned from trip TO Baltimore.
I Miss Hannah Gusdorf has returned
I from a stay at Pen Mar, No
Mr.. and Mrs. Simon Oppenheimer are
| spending several weeks at Atlantic City
! y. J.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

A man has been arrested, charged
with getting the better Of a gas meter.
If he gets a jury trial, and the evidence
is sufficiently convincing to show that
his scheme will really work, there can
be no doubt OF acuuittaL
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

"You can't beat somebody with no
body" said OdeH, speaking Of the
Hughes situation in New York The
opposition to Cummins in Iowa is dis
covering how true it is.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

With Serene Payne in charge at the
House end. and Senator Burrows at the
Senate end, who can decently doubt
that revision viii be pulled of just as
soon as il can't be IreVented2
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

New Books at Hand.
Industrial and Personal Hygiene
i George NJ. Kober, Ii. D., NJ, D.
This book is written with the double
thought OF giving to the public the
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Senator Foraker didn't need TO an
nounce that If ne made any speeches
he would say what he thought and what
he nleased.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Mr.. Joseph Medn1 Patterson is mere
" continuing the joint debate between
his nncketbook and his conscience.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Wall Street would boost its own game
better If It wouldn't make so much
noise about its anxiety 10 bet at long
odds on some particular candidate. The
people nowadays have a strong dis
position 10 copper all wan Street bets.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Sir. Hubert Parry's Johann Sebastian
Bach, Composer is at once d biography
and a critical and historical study Of
the achievements of the great eight
eenth- century composer, director, and
performer upon the organ and piano.
The eminence of Sir Hubert Parry him
self as d composer anu as a writer
and student of music needs no comment
here. For the last decade ne has been
professor of music at Oxford. COnsid-
ering the irGportarCe of the man who
is the subject ard the authority of
Sir Ubert Parry as a critic and writer,
no student of music can afford to be
a stranger TO this thorough and compre-
heusive work. The book is promised
for this autumn by @. p Putnam s
Sons.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22
Gone to New York.

Lawrence o. Murray, Comptroller OF
the Currency. was in New York several
days last week. Mr.. Murray is spend
ing the last days Of August in visiting
friends around New York, and VIII re-
turn 10 Washington early in September
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Chamberlain, Of
Philadelphia. are the guests OF Mrs
Chamberlain sister, Mrs. J.. q. Coonbs.
Mrs Wright, wife OF the Secretary -
War, Joined the Secretary at the shore.
ham yesterday. Mrs. Wright has been
spending the early summer in the Ten
uessee home Of the family. Mrs. Wright
viii 90 TO Long Island probably today
for visit 10 her daughter Mrs. Wat
kins.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Brazil has very strict pure food laws.
and enforces them. But Il isn't hard
there: nobody would think OF raising
chicory in aeconee country.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Speaker Cannon is % make speeches
in the doubtful districts. West of the
AHeghanies, the nUE.bHr Of doubtful dis
tricts will be about The same as the
number in which Cannon speaks The
Speaker IS not a source Of strength
out in that regicn,
The Washington times., 1908-08-22
"reminiscences of Johnson.

RemlnlsCenceS OF Johnson.
The September Century will contain
the FIRST of William II. Crooks rem
iniscelces of Andrew Johnson in the
White House. announced some months
ago. Nh Crook was for many years
one OF the White House staff and his
"reminiscences of the days of Andrew
JohEsons Presidency, written in col
labOTatiOn with Mrs. Margarita Spald-
ing Gerry, are marked by a sympathetic
appr. cation Of the more engaging
qualities of a man who is the one OF
sur Presidents least known and, per
hapS, isast understood.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

joins Legation Statf.
E. de Cartier de Marchienne, of the
Belgian legation, has joined the lega-
ton stan at York Harb0T, Ne, after q
trip through the West.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Nine. Cortes, wife Of the minister
from Colombia, is one OF the little group
of prominent women VINO are spending
the summer at Buena Vista, Nd. Mime.
COrtes recently participated in a benenL
tea given at the Buena Vista Springs
Hotel in aid OF St. Mary's Chapel, at
WaynesbOro, Md
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Mrs. 3. COblenZer and daughter, Miss
Lillian Coblenzer. of the Laclede. are
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. S. Tanzer at Cum
berland, Nd
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Mrs. Amnon Behrend and daughter
Miss Nellie Behrend, of Rhode Island
avenue, are spending several weeks at
Asbury Park, \. j.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Irwin Hollander is on two weeks
trip 10 Boston, New York city, and At
lantic City.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

/ Visiting at Bluemont.
Miss Emily e b. Wilson ard Miss
I Dorothy Hodgkins are spending several
weeks at RosemOre, BluemOnU, Va.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Miss Mary Latham Willis. OF Rich
mond, who Is now the guest Of Mrs.
Jefferson d. Norris. OF Baltimore Will
come 10 Washington 20 visit her aunt,
Mrs N. c. Figg.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

J. William Palmer, OF the War De-
partment, has returned from a trip 10
Atlantic City, and has resumed his cu-
ties in the AdjuIaDt Generals office.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

1505 II street northeast, with their son.
Norman Ward, nave gone 10 Niagara
Falls buffalo, and Canada Miss
GeneVia Ward has as her guest. u iss
Ethel Chapnle, OF Glendale, AId.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22
Returns to City.

Miss Ida Hurley, Miss Darlington,
Miss 0fcKenna. and NJ. c. elliott are
among the Washington visitors at the
Dennis, Atlantic CITY.
The Washington times., 1908-08-22

Mr. and Mrs. Louis Jackson have re-
turned from a trip TO Baltimore.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07
PREACHERS ARE
MOLLY GOODIES
Billy Sunday Gives Opinion Of
Members of His Fra
ternity.
MANY ARE CRATER
MINISTER'S OF PlTTSBURG IN
WIFE "BASEBALL EVANGELIST"
TO SPEAK AND THEY WISH
NOW THAT THEY HAD NOT.

Pittsburg, June 6.-The ministers
OF Pittsburg invited Evangelist Billy
Sunday, former ball player, to come
to them and deliver lecture on why
Some Ministers Fail" Sunday reached
town from Sharon, Pa, and some OF
the ministers are sorry ne came, for
his talk in the fashionable First Pres
byterian church was from the shoulder
and there was no mincing Of words.
He roasted the local ministers fear
fully, saying that som" of them ought
to be back on the farm. In part Sun
day said:
Too Much Ruttermilk.
Sunday said that one Of the reasons
most ministers failed was because
they were full of lemonade and but
termilk instead Of tobascO sauce and
mustard At one point he shouted:
Il preach the gospel Of Jesus Christ,
| preach heaven and hell. | go back
to the old theology. If the cOncensus
Of opinion says one thing and the lat
est scholarship says another, then the
latest scholarship can 90 plumb to
Ii for all | care"
The evangelist said many of the min
listers of the present day were fudge
eating molly codes, who were con
tinually springing bum bulT con to
their congregations He asserted
that few ministers Of today are any
thing but "stiffs,' salary quacks, will
ing to accept social distinction. and
that many of them are qualified can
didates for the funny house"
Continuing he said:
Some OF you ministers are con-
troled by riches and not by the bible.
Many Of you are grafters pure and
simple. You know this too. There
are some of you preaching today
that should be carrying the hod.'
Finds Pal in Sheriff.
During Sundays address some
amusement was caused by his recogni-
ton of High Sheriff Addison G. Gum
bert, of Pittsburg who used to play
ball in Sundays time with Chicago
Gumbert slipped into the church quiet
ly, but Sunday recognized him and
shouted:
"Theres just room for one more sin
ner up front here. You come up here
Ad and get into theis game. You'll
enjoy it | know"
High Sheriff Gumbert walked up
and took the seat designated by his old
team mate and took a lively part in
the proceedings. Sunday frequently
using him as the butt of some joke.
Gumbert laughed aloud when Sunday
said he would like to tear down all
the religious seminaries in the country
and duck the professors in mud pud-
dies.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07

York; The Ruins of GIenham." by
Goffird Beal, of New York; The Sen
tinel,' by John F. Carlson, of New
York; entrance to the Orchard" by
Freeman Clark, of New York; "A Lit
tie School house and Where Chick
ems and Turkeys Agree" by Charlotte
B. Conan of New York: After the
Rain. Washington Square" by Paul
COrnoyer," of New York; The Edge
Of the Dutch Village" and A Farm
house in North Holland" by II. G..
DAWSON, native of Indiana. now liv-
ing at Laren. Holland; The Black
Wave" by Paul DOugherty, of New
York; The South Wind" by Frank
Vincent Du Mond, Of New York
Might Comes on" and "Bosky Dell"
by Ben Foster, of New York; "A Re
Election" by Cora F. Freer. of Chica-
go; 'Village Street, France" by Err
nest F'uhr, of New York; The Hopi
Mesa" by Albert l.. Groll, of New
York; Autumn Sunshine" by Will
liam A. Harper of New York; The
Rocks of Appledore" and The Church
Spire," by Childe Hassam, of New
York; Boy with Wine" by Charles
w. Hawthorne, of New York; "Por-
trait of Young Woman in Black" by
Robert Henri, of New York; After
glow" by Rudolph f. lingerie. of Chi
cagO; "Blindman's Buff" by Alfred
Juergens. of Oak Park, Ill; "Ishtar.
Cup-Bearer to the Gods" by Edmund
Philo Kellogg of Chicago; "Plodders"
by Walt Kuhn, of New York; Dog
woods and Cedars' and The Christ
Child" by Ella COndie Lamb, of New
York; THE Broken Contract" by
Walter MacEwen. of Chicago; NO
vember." by George H. Marcum, of
New York; portrait by Luis F.. Mora,
Of New York; Reflections by Pau
line Palmer, Of Chicago; Early Morn
ing by William James Pattison, of
Chicago; "A Shop in Chinatown" by
Martin Petersen, of New York; An
English Farmers Home" by Alethea
Hill Plat. Of New York; The Butter
fly Net" by Robert Reid, of New
York; Rosy Dawn and Running
Water" by Adolph R Shulz, of Della
van, Wis; "Twilight on the Moors,"
by John F. Stacey. of Chicago: Golden
Glow" by Jules. Turcas, of New York
and First Snow on MacDOugal Alley"
by Sarah C. Sweeny, of New York.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07
ATTITUDE CHANGES
President CaStrO'S Paper
Comments FavorabIy on
Roosevelt.
is A PRETTY TRIBUTE.

Caracas, June 6.-For the first time
in many years lei Constitutional the
paper controlled by President Castro
has uttered words of praise for Presi-
dent Theodore Roosevelt. Favorab BILE
editorial comment was inspired by the
address which the president delivered
at the laying of the cornerstone of the
new building of the bureau of Ameri-
can Republics.
In part. the editorial is as follows:
We have arrived then, at the hour
Of community of interests. Roosevelt
invites us to the union inasmuch as
this doctrine has Overflowed in tor
rents from the heights OF the capitol in
Caracas, expounded by our chief mag
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07
CUTS ARE NECESSARY
Profile of South L Street Not
So Encouraging.
NO REMONSTRANCE YET.

When lot owners along the proposed
South l. street become thoroughly &C
quainted with some of the phases of
the matter it is probable some OF them
will not be so optimistic as to results
The matter of the township building
the street was called to the attention
of the board of county commissioners
and it has agreed upon the report Of
the viewers that the street shall be
constructed No remOnstranCe has
been presented. The county surveyor
has drawn profile of the proposed
street and it shows that the cuts
which will be required will be unus-
ually deep in some places. This will
cause some damage to the lots.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07
A Babes Club.

There is a ba bies' club in Paris In
handsome building in the park sew
eral hundreds OF baby clubmen and
clubwemen ride daily on q great mer-
ry -go-round. play all manner Of games
with all manner OF toys and catch live
goldfish with nets out OF a huge foun-
tain. The advantage OF such a club is
that 1t provides toys and amusements
for babies of a sort too expensive and
elaborate to be set up In any single
household. In the great fountain ba.
sin. for instance. nearly a thousand
fish are kept. and since about a hun
dred a day are Melted and carried
home in pals Of water the stock must
continually be renewed The mechan-
ical toys. too. are more elaborate than
those OF any private nursery. Mem.
barship in the French baby club costs
$50 year, and the initiation fee is
s25. These high fees keep the rolls
very select.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07

THE late Senator Proctor" said a
Montpelier banker, Imputed his sue,
cess TO hard work. remember an I'd.
dress on Energy that he once made
here. He cited proctorviNe farmer.
a man both rich and shrewd. who used
TO advise his sons in homely words
like these:
Boys, don't you wait fur suthin' 10
turn up. Ie mught just as well go
an set down on a rock in the middle
o thet thar medder with pail 'twixt
yer legs an wait fer a COW to back IN
to We to re miikei.'"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07
How to Fall Unhurt,

People wonder how an actress can
fall on the stage without hurting her
self, but it is the easiest thing In the
world" said an actress.
The great secret of falling is to re-
lax. II you slip and fall some time
when you do not wish to, If you can
only remember to relax your muscles
you will be saved perhaps from a seri-
Gus injury. Children and drunken peo-
pie fall relaxed"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07
SHOT WHILE SEATED
At DINING TABLE
Florida Mans ASSaiIant Man.
ages to Escape.

Arcadia, Fla. June &C. w. For
roster. prominent attorney, was
mysteriously shot while seated at the
His family was gathered about the
table and in the excitement attending
the shooting the assailant managed
10 get away uaseen. The shooting
was done with shotgun the full
charge entering Mr.. Forresters breast.
The police have no clew to work upon.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07
Work of Indiana Artists.

Indiana artists who have paintings
and the names of their canvasses are
as follows: Clarence l.. Ball, of South
Bend, CLOUD Shadows; Mary T. Birge
Of indianapolis, The Window" and
"Maxinkuckee"; Maud Kaufman
Eggemeyer. of Richmond, The Brass
Bowl; William Eyden, Of Richmond,
The Friends; William Forsyth, of
indianapolis, The Red House" and
The Gathering Clouds'; Frank Gil
rardin, of Richmond, The Old Apple
Tree" and First Tinge of Autumn;
Helen NJ. Goodwin, Of New Castle,
portrait; A w Gregg. two still life
pictures; Elizabeth Isaacs, of NinCen-
mes, Sunrise at Monterrey; Richard
B. Gruelle of indianapolis. "Toward
the Close of Day" and Hudson River
Docks. Morning.; Justin Gruelle, of
indianapolis, Evening Light; w. A.
Holly, of Richmond, "A Winter After
noon; Adelaide Huntington, of Rich
mond, figure study: Ginevra Kenne-
dy, of Liberty, Ind, portraits; Emma
B. King, of Indianapolis, In the
Shade" and the "Barnyard": Dorothy
MOrlan, of indianapolis, Autumn Will
lows and winter Wheat; Anna
Newman. of Richmond, a portrait; NJ.
T. Nordyke, of Richmond. ACROSS
the Valley" and "Evening"; Margaret
Overlook, of Cambridge City, March
Evening and "April"; Fred E. Pearce.
of Williamsburg. Ind, "A Tugboat on
East River: Caroline B. Price, of
Richmond, An April Day; Zelda
Rehling. of Indianapolis, The Friar"
and Day Awakening"; William Riess
of Indianapolis, "Smoke-talk" and
Wind River; Julia G. Sharpe. of In
dianapOlis. odd Woman with Red
Shawl and when the Sun Goes
Down.; Otto Stark, of Indianapolis,
The Storm Cloud" and "Hoosier
Country; T. G. Steele of Indianapolis,
portraits Of William Dudley Foulke
and Mrs. Mark f. Reeves; Nelson F.
Vance of Charlottesville, decorative
panels, Spring" and "Autumn"; Mrs
Emma Matern Weaver. of Greencastle.
Cherry Blossoms; Louise Eleanore
Earring. of Greencastle. AT Close of
the Day"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07
ART EXHIBITION
OPENS TUESDAY
Particular Interest Surrounds
This Years Event Which
Is Best Yet.
MANY MERITORIOUS WORKS
ARTISTS OF NOTE FROM ALL
PARTS OF THE UNITED STATES
ARE REPRESENTED RICH
MOND EXHIBIT STRONG.

The twelfth annual exhibition Of
paintings. sculpture and other art
works. by the Richmond Art Associa-
ton, will open on Tuesday evening
next and will continue until the even
ing of June %. Every arrangement
has been completed and the work of
hanging the many paintings and as
Sembling the offerings in other de-
partments was completed Yesterday
Special interest centers this year in
the awards to be made on the opening
evening for the most meritOriOus
painting by an Indiana resident artist,
for best painting by a resident Rich
mond artist and for the best piece of
artistic handicraft by a resident of
Wayne county. Mrs. Mary T. r.
FOulke. wife of William Dudley
FOulke, is the donor of all the prizes
that will be awarded. The winner of
the Indiana contest will receive $50,
of the Richmond contest 50 and for
the best work in handicratt 50.
During the two previous exhibits,
1906 and 1907, the awards for the most
meritOrious paintings by Indiana art
lists went to T. c. Stee:e and William
Forsyth. This year there is great
er and possibly more interesting col
lection Of paintings entered for the
award than ever before. Mr.. Ralph
GARRISON, of Chicago, who will decide
the winners in the Indiana and Rich
mond contests, is already here i'll
speeding the pictures and his decision
will be announced on Tuesday even
ing
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07

istrate. We now understand that the
insuperable barrier which the contro-
versiy had raised has been broken
down and that Roosevelt is drawing
near and unfolding on high the flag OF
fraternity"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07

be given today at the Reid Memorial
church. The public is invited to at
tend,
Morning Service.
Organ Prelude-"LOnging" Junkgmann
Anthem-"The Lord Is Exalted" West
Catalina .... ............. Flagler
Duet-"In His Hands are All the
Corners of the Earth" Schneider
Miss Myrick, DR.. Holmes.
March Triumphal ............ Dolby
Evening Service.
Organ Prelude 49, "Offertory in A
Flat. ..... .Batiste
Authentic, How Amiabe" .Sarette
Offertory-"CarOl' ... Guilmant
March in D E. .. o.. .MerkeI
Y K Y
The primary department of the
First Christian church will have its
"Children's Day" exercises this even
ing at the church. A Cantata enti-
tied The Cross and Crown" will be
one Of the features of the program.
Mrs. w. A. Ellis, assisted by Miss Ma
BILE Kuhn, Miss Ruby Wilson, Misses
Mary and Martha Mcclellan have had
charge of the affair. The public is
cordially invited to attend.
II 4 X
The Kings Herald band of the
Grace NJ. f. church met yesterday aft
ernoon in the church parlOrs. The
regular program was given. The
band has a membership of twenty
- u 4
The United Brethren church will
observe "Children's Day" this even
ing. The program will begin at 80
o'clock. 1t is as follows:
Carols of JOy-Song.
Scripture reading-The Rev. Mr.
Hobson.
Recitation, tin.-Harry and
Ruth Hunter.
Recitation, Our Wish-Lucile Hun
ter.
Recitation, Advise for Boys-Phoebe
Heath
Song, We Welcome the Flowers
Bv school.
Recitation by seven girls entitled,
The Message of Nature"
Recitation, Reciepe for a Happy Day
Ethel Brinley.
Recitation. The Smiling Face of
Mother-Harry Enbody.
Song. "A Summer Day"-By school.
Recitation. The Face With the
Smile--Edna Host.
Recitation, Somebody's Mother
Ethel Heath.
Song drill, None Are so Happy-By
school.
Piano duet
Recitation. The Boy and the Boot
Hilda Miller.
Song, solo and chorus-Ethel Heath
and school.
~ - u
The program for the recital to be
given by Mrs. Hugh Virgins, assisted
by her pupils will be announced,
Ju0a
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-06-07
Instrumental Music.

That a word may convey vastly diff
ferent meanings when differently used
is amusingly illustrated by story
from the Brooklyn Life
Have ye heard me daughter Mona
sing lately?' asked Mr.. Dugan.
Both lately and early" said Mr.. Ho-
gan. IT'S the fine instrumental mu-
sic she do make"
''Ye ignoramus. Sure, singing amt
Instrumental music"' Indignantly re-
piled Mr.. Dugan.
"keegan told me it was insthru-
mental in causing him TO move two
blocks away from yer house"