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The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Dishonest EmpIoYe Caught.

The American Wholesale Grocery Company at Newport has been missing numerous articles from its store for some time past and employed a watch mman to lay for the thief. Friday night the watchman caught a negro in the act of carrying away lot of goods through a seuttle in the roof. The bur glar was making away with valuable merchandise He gave up without a fight and proved to be Joln Gillian, an old employe Of the company. He was taken 10 jail al once.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
"Na ails.v

Nails are a mighty good thing particularly finger nails-but l don | believe they were intended solely for though 1 used mine large ly for that purpose for several years. l was sorely affected and had il to do. One application of Hunts Cure how ever, relieved my itch and less than a box cured me entirely"
 ]. M WARD. Index, Texas.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Catarrh Cannot Re Cured

the seat Of the disease. Catarrh is blood or eonst tutlpHe disease and in order to cure t you take internal remedies. Hairs Catarfh Cure Is taken n. terna " and Hets directly on the blood and mucous Furface- HalFs Gatarrh Cure is not q qHaek uedf. cine T. vas prescribed hy Of the best physi n tis Antry far years and Is reU pre-drip it ts comp sed If the hast t9ujes known combined Wiln ise best blood HlrIgers acting directly un The muc us surfaces The perfect combination of the tH1 ingredients is what DfHtgces such wonderful re- suns In curing catarfh. send far tesiim0n as free
 t,J. CHENEY S co. Props Toiedo U.
 Sold hv Druggists. price 15c.
 Take Halls Family Fil!s for constipation
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Killed By Work Train.

F. E. MeClendan of Alexander, Ark. died al the Jordan hotel at Arkadel- phia Saturday morning. as the result of injuries he received on the Iron Mountain work train few miles north of there late Friday afternoon. He was caught in the plough on the plough car and his leg was crushed so that il had to be amputated The body was prepared for burial and sent to Alexander, where the dead mans father and sister live. He was 20 wears of age.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
EsYYaSIfTfH 6 ::y rec 9. y

Many people persist riding the nufeenty protected by They perhaps and do feel the need of  fle easily chilled This Ises
 in eNening prcauto they cold.
 in the the HtH4 should riding without teHs provided
 X e E l}eiy  during this
 n Q the colds will be caught
  to the bottle and continued until disappears Do other remedies tgn at to fl cold entirely disappeared illness
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Federal Prisoners Jailed.

Monday Marshal Suterfeld lodged in the federal jail in Fort Smith Ben Jones, alleged bootlegger, and Will Stepp alleged moonshiner. On Satur- day the deputy, aided by Revenue Collector Lamberton and posse. raided an illicit still in the mountains near Fallston, Newton county. for which they had been hunting for months. The still was found in a mountain hut. in which the meal and malt were found hidden in beds.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
No Visible SionaIs.

aYessum." said Sandy Pikes, as he devoured the wedge of pumpkin pie T sternly object to the nefarious prae tice of clipping off de tails of dogs
 'Ah, I am glad you are so tender hearted, my poor man. sympathized the good housewife
 Well. it ain't exactly dat, mum, but when a dog hasn't any tail can't tell by de wags if he is in a good humor or not and it makes me skeery about approaching de house.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Fiji. At Texarkana.

The residence of C. T Biddv. All Pecan street, TeXarkana. was destroy ed Sunday afternoon. together with all the household goods and other con tents The house was valued al S3.500 and was insured for 5000 The loss on furniture and household goods is estimated at s2,o0O, insured for s1 900.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Rad Effects from Gold.

Mr. NJ ]. Deutsch, Secretary Bnilding Material Trades Council. l5l Washing ton St. Chicago. H., writes:
 II have found your medicine to be unusually efiieaeieus in getting rid of bad effects from cold, and more espe- cially in driving away all symptoms of catarrh, with which l am frequently troubled.
 .'The relief Pernna gives in catarrhal troubles alone is well worth the price per bottle. I have used the remedy for several years now"
 Spells Of Coughing.
 Mrs. c. E. Long. writes from Atwood, Colorado, as follows:
 "When I wrote you for advice my little three-year-old girl had cough that had been troubling her for foar months She Took cold easily, and
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16

would wheeze and have spells of cough ing that would sometimes last for half hour.
 Now we can never thank you enough for the change you have made in our little ones health. Before she began taking your Peruna she suffered every thing in the way of cough. colds and croup, but now she has taken not quite bottle of Peruna and is WeHaHd strong as she has ever been in her life
 pc-ru.na for Colds.
 Mir, James Morrison, 6s East 10th St., Paterson, N. j., writes:
 II have given Peruna a fair trial, ana find it to be just what you claim it to be l cannot praise it too highly. I have used two bottles in my family for colds, and everything imaginable. I can safely say that your medicine is the best I have ever used."l
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
In a Pinch. Use ALIENS FooT-sAsE.

A powder It cures painful, smart ing, nervous feet and narrowing nails It's the greatest comfort discovery of the age Makes new shoes easy. \ certain cure for sweating feet Sold by all Druggists 25c Accept no sub stitute Trial raekage. FREE. Ad- dress 4. S Olnlsted. Le Roy. \. Y.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Lest He Eorqet,

Chureh-What's that piece of cord tied around your finger for?
 Gotham-My wife put il there to re- mind me to mail letter.
 Church-And did you mail it?
 Gotham-No; she forgot to give It to me.-Fhe Gongregationalist
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
"It Finds the Spot.-

The Oil We struck is the Oil tha5 has stuck while others have passed away. simply hecause 1t cures your Pains. Aches Bruises, Spfains, Cuts and Burns quicker than any other known remedy Hunts Lightning Gil. It's fine for Ginger bites also.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Too Free Speech.

The allegations made during a trial for "blasphemye raises the whole ques- tion of courtesy and kindliness in pub lie discussion. Ridicule and sarcasm are permissible and effective weapons in debate. but mere vulgarity and abuse or irreverenee in dealing with subjects that are sacred to others, are not to be confounded with free speech and cannot be tolerated.-Lloyd's $ (Eng) News.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Real Calamity.

And are you out of work. my good man?' inquired the kind lady whom he met.
 Worse. ma'am." returned the list less one I'm out o'terbaccer. Ally Sloper.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Frank Helms Is Acouitted.

After being out but few minutes the jury empaneled to hear the evi- denee in the Frank Helms murder case came into court at BatesyilIe Sat urday with verdict .of not guilty and Helms was discharged.
 Frank Helms, the defedant was ar rested more than year ago for the murder of his wife. who was found dead at their home near Cushman. He nrotested his innocence and at his first trial the jury. after being out many hours reported a disagreement and was discharged
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Valuable War Relic.

J E. Dorherty of Newport has a copy of the Wall Paper Citizen, a small four-eolumn paper printed on wall paper. dated July I. 1868. and published at Nicksburg Miss.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16

Whether from colds. heal stomach or nervous troubles No Aeetauiiid or dan gerous drugs. It's liquid and acts imme- diately. Trial bottle joe. Regular Dc and 59e at ali druggists
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16

Garfield Tea cannot hut commend itself to those desiring a laxative at once sim pie, pure mild. potent and health h-giYing Il Is made of Herbs. All drug stores
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
M'Vay Acquitted in Murder Case,

John N MeNay, on trial at Pine Blun for the murder of Ben A Har- dy of Monticello. a former member of the State Board of Charitable In- stitutions. was acquitted by the jury at a late hour Saturday afternoon. The jury. after listening for a week to arguments and testimony bearing on the killing of Hardy, retired to reach a verdict at 5:35 o'clock Saturday af- ternoon The jury was out just 40 minutes, returning al the end of that time to announce the verdict. Not guilty
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Cause of Mutton's WooIly Taste.

The woolly taste in mutton is said to be due to slow dressing the car casS
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
REphRTEE.

The woman who marries for money usually gets what she went aiter' put it's different with man.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Pettit's Eve Satve for 25c

The great doers of history have al. ways been men of faith.-Chapin.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16

relieves tired. ovvrworked eyes, stops eye aches, eongested, nflaned or sore eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo. \. |.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16

No honestly exerted force can be utterly lost.-Froude.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Nautical Note.
What do you mean.. pa 2"

Well. my girl, that young man of yours established a record last even ing"
 What do you mean. pa?"
 Your mother reported him off the hat rack at ten o'clock, and he hadn' made the yestibule when your brother steamed in al 12"-Modern Society.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16

Heroism is the dazzling and glori. ous concentration of eourage-Amiel.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup. For children teething, sofens the gums reduces tn hAmmAton, slays pain, cures wind coliG 25c bottle
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
ir,,nortantt ta Mothers.
Too Polite to Interrupt.

Police Justice-You saw that cock fight? Why didn't you stop it and ar rest the mem
 Police 0fficer-I did. Y'r Amer afther tn fight was oyer.-Ghieago Tribune.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Hicks capudine Cures Women.

Hicks capudine Cures Women. Periodic pains. bEckaGhe, nervousness and headache relieved immediately and assists nature. Prescribed by plysieiaus with best results. Trial bottle Ice Regular size 25c and Due at al druggists.
 Truth. like a rose. often blossoms upon a thorny stem.-Hafiz.
The Monticellonian., 1908-04-16
Free Cure for Rheu- s,safiSsss, Bore Pain
 and ECZayr1a

B tanic Blood Balm 5 E B.) cures the worst ca at Rheumatism, bone pains. swollen muscles and joints. by purifying the blood
 Thousands of cases cured by B. B. E. after all other treatments failed Price g. aa per large bottle at drug stofcs with complete directions for home treatment Large saInp.e free by writing Blood Balm Co. Atlanta. Ga
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
Good for All of Us.

To help postal employees to live more
righteously, Motley II. Flint, postmas-
ter at Los Angeles, has caused to be
printed and distributed several hun
dred copies of suggestions by DR.. John
Quackenbos of Hypnotic Therapeu-
tics" fame.
They contain much aid in living so
that one will not be troublesome to
others and at the same time may in
crease his own usefulness. One copy
adorns the wall of Mr.. Flint's private
office and others are seen in prominent
places in the quarters of even the most
humble of the employees. Every per-
son who sees the rules wants a copy
Mr.. Flint appended the phrase, re
specially submitted for the guidance
of US alr' to the rules, which follows:
Il. l will not permit myself to speak
while angry And 1 will not make a
bitter retort to another person who
speaks to me in anger.
80 L will neither gossip about the
failings of another nor will l permit
any other person to speak such gossip
to me- Gossip will die when it cannot
find a listener.
% 1 will respect weakness and defer
to it on the street car, in the depart
ment store and in the home, whether it
be displayed by man or woman.
Il. l will always express gratitude
for any favor or service rendered to
me. If prevented from doing it on the
spot, then I will seek an early oppor-
tunity to give utterance to it in the
most gracious way within my power
IS. 1 will not fail to express sympathy
with another's sorrow, or to give hearty
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
Don't for Thin Women.

Don't walk to excess. A short walk
will be beneficial, but long walks are
flesh reducing.
Don't strive for long wasted effects.
The longer you make yourself look the
thinner you will appear.
Don't wear black. Black has a ten
dency to make any one look slender.
Light clothes are the most becoming.
Don't stay up late at night. Get at
least nine hours good sleep. A woman
needs more sleep than a man. ard
nothing keeps her in good condition like
lots of sleep.
Don't wear stripes. Checks, plaids
and horizontal effects are better for
thin women. They should strive for
becoming, deceiving effects if they
study art in dressing at all
Don't forget that well rounded fig
ure makes you look younger and is
considered a mark of beauty. Starchy
foods. massage, moderate exercise, rest
and sleep should produce this.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
Health and Beauty.

A splendid laxative syrup may be
made as follows: Put a half pound of
raisins prunes and figs to soak in three
pints Of cold water. Bottle tbs syrup
after two days and take a tablespoon
fu night and morning.
Raisins are extremely nourishing,
especially the sun-dried Malagas, which
are full of grape sugar That they
should be thoroughly masticated goes
without saying A nutritious and pal
ataole mixture for sandwiches may be
made from blanched almonds and rails
ms that have been put through the
mincing machine.
Treatment for pimples and black
heads calls for absolute cleanliness of
the body, externally and internally.
Pimples show that the body is absorb
ing poisonous substances that it should
De throwing off freely. Keep the in
ieStnal tracts, the kidneys and the
SKIN all active b. drinking plenty Of
water eating fruit and bathing daily.
Al night scrub the face well with hot
water.
The girl who is gaining flesh rapidly
must keep out Of doors. doing plenty of
good hard work. playing golf or tennis,
rowing or walking and so helping that
iat to turn into firm, slender muscle.
avoid bread and butter, taking sailed
0ast instead. Live mainly on fruit,
vegetables and lean meats. Never take
outer cream, eggs, cereals or fat
meats, Make it a habit to take lemon
Juice in little water before breakfast
every morning. 1t will be good for
you DO not sleep too much and keep
busy all the time.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19

utterance to my appreciation of good
works by another, whether the party
be friendly to me or not. One button
hole bouquet offered amid life's stress
of trial is worth a thousand wreaths OF
roses laid on the coffin of the man who
died discouraged and broken hearted.
&c. will not talk about my personal
ailments or misfortunes. They shall be
one of the subjects on which 1 am
silent
81 will look upon the bright side
of the circumstances of my daily life,
and 1 will seek to carry cheerful face
and speak hopefully to all whom l
meet.
IS. 1 will neither eat nor drink what
know will detract from my ability to
do my best work.
80. 1 will speak and act truthfully,
living with sincerity toward God and
man.
10. I will strive to be always pre-
pared for the very best that can hap
pen to me. 1 will seek to be ready to
seize the highest opportunity to do the
noblest work. to rise to the loftiest
place which God and my abilities per
nit"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
U)omdn's U)orId
Conducted by Helene vareau.

fIabbiness may be most effectuau,,
treated; first-class toilet vinegar helms
greatly for this purpose, and here is a
fine formula:
-Four ounces extract cassia, half an
ounce extract tube rose, an ounce and
a malt tincture orris root, one and three
quarter ounces triple extract rose es-
sence and pint of white wine vinegar
Put all ingredients together into no..
fectly clean bottle and let stand a week
AS these essences and extracts arc
costly, 1T will be found more econornicaI
10 buy the vinegar prepared, only Sc
Letting that with the name of a fret
Grass maker, which should be the e,1ar.
antee for its purity.
Inc mead movements, which I shall
repeat here, are really good when II
comes to reducing the double chin Tho
strain comes on those muscles sunno,,tI
ing the neck and head and strengthens
lhem; therefore the superfluous flesh is
soon done away with. When I saw soon
mean In twelvemonth: not in a
IN IN or Two or six, but taken regular
~ Two or three times every day.
First turn the head from one side n
the other counting a dozen times each
way; then raise the chin. throwing tba
mead back as far as possible without
making the throat muscles sore; SLOWLY
lower the head until the chin touches
theb reast; repeat these also a dozen
times each.
After this exercise the free use of
the toilet vinegar with a good skin food
well rubbed in at night and allowed 10
absorb, makes a very apparent change
in the year
100 much massage is the worst thing
In trying to take away double chin?
one that does not know how is very
likely to bruise the flesh: then it sweIIN
ana the conditions are made worse. In
rubbing in the skin food the stroke
should be slow, with pressure enough tn
feel it, but not to hurt, and the nm
ward movement always given. This
WI! bring the two thumbs, with which
the strokes are made, up to meet the
fingers, which are held directly under
the ear on either side. If there is .
deep line between the real chin and the
extra one, use the fish food for deem
wrinkles, always softening and cleans
ingg the neck first.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
NARROW ESCAPES.

AN, little did we dream in youth
AS down the stairs we stole
And skipped when mother wasn't near
OFF to the swimming hole.
Mhen in the cool but murky damp,
mat microbes were as plentiful
AS whiskers on tramp.
Before we had consulted books
Or read up in the case
How could we know where dangers
lurked
Within that swimming place?
Inc awful knowledge did not mar
Those moments of delight
That microbes waited by the score
For something fresh to bite.
We shudder at the chance we took
With that man-eating band,
Ana how we managed to escape
We cannot understand.
For now we know the microbes must
Have done their best to tease
by trying to present each one
Some new and strange disease
But somehow we escaped the snare
And lodged the threatened jolt
And through the swimming season
came
AS healthy as a colt.
For, though the microbes aim was
good,
He only scored a miss
Where ignorance was bliss.
Nashville American.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19

FloDao,y one Of the, if not the very.
s1 signs 81 disappearing youth for a
t,oAaG is the coming of the real ''dou-
II SA!h' i say the real. because ba-
sometimes have the dearest of dou-
t S,s ehlns1 so does the pretty girl in
leehs with the round contour that
makes the lines adorable.
.. Dul, alas, when the third decade is
1850 s,sseu and woman is taking on flesh
5rs daily; when she is trying to diet
r, NJ leouce, The encroaching of time
e., G y longer strides with those beauti-
lines -. l.Ilss Than almost any other beauty
ttb9 ~ by youth. Viewed in profile,
s,,,, SAaWs a deep division: viewed
~, lace there is roll that spoils
r. -l0sJ exquisite face on earth.
~ --si lae average woman flies to the
ii 49, She has that flesh beaten and
nr -.9isa ana pushed and worked with
~ l..'l lt grows worse and worse. because
~ usual method Of using massage for
'E o9uo.e chin is a mistake.
onr is true, massage should be vigor-
~, out il must be light in touch:
v.i,t wise the flesh settles into a mass
c, 'uL which nothing can be done. OF
Min IKE everything else, prevention
trorLr. 'N DeLteI IMAM cure, DuI the
&c s- N,e ls mat the young woman's chin
oar .o.eiE' SO soft and sweet, that she
CON- ~ realize what a bane it will be-
ad5..i, gl!l with a chin that has that
cbooe line win be careful those
sftar ing contours may be retained long
rabi,. 'Ae usual age. She should inYa-
rart press The flesh around the lower
a., J- me Jaw, and under the chin with
usi1t, upward movement, even If only
STAN UT handkerchief. It is the con-
girer 4ally use Of the downward stroke,
brina- without thought, that in time
looses =, me real double chin, with the
fol6s7 iia3oy ugly roll and superfluous
sopa ~ Is by perseverance in the use of
SUIT Of tonic for the chin that this |
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
Fatal Explanation.

Nothing is more fatal to friendly re-
lations than complaints and reproaches
and demands for explanations. People
must be judged in the Wilderness of
their conduct. A thousand subtle in
fluences, unexpected and unforeseen
events, have their action and reaction
on life. A thousand things occur that
can neither be analysed nor defined.
Many temporary alienation is effec-
lively overcome by silence. Reproaches,
questionings, but widen the gulf. Leav-
ing it alone, taking UP other interests
and ideas, bridge it over.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
Sincerity Gives Power.

There is nothing which will add so
much to ones power as the conscious
ness of being absolutely sincere, genu-
inc. If your life is a perpetual lie, if
you are conscious that you are not what
you pretend to be, you cannot be
strong. There is a restraint, a per
petual fighting against the truth going
on within you, a struggle which saps
your energy and warps your conduct.
Sham and shoddy are powerless; only
the genuine and the truth are worth
while
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
Quite "Slannv.,

In a recent article on political con-
dftions in England. Justin Mccarthy
quotes the expression: by the skin of
his teeth" and parenthetically apol-
ogizes for using what he calls 'such a
vulgar expression" Humorous writer's
are enjoying laugh at Mr. McCarthy's
expense, calling his attention to the
nineteenth chapter of Job, twentieth
verse, where he may find the words
Il am escaped with the skin of my
teeth -
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
Mcther-E Born.

Since fate hath given thee no child
To lie within thine arm,
That by its presence undefiled
Should keep the soul from harm,
If thou vert truly mother born
Thou would'st have played the part,
And found some little one forlorn
To fold within thy heart.
William Briggs.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
THE TERoUNTAN AND COLORADO cATHoLC SEPTEMBER 49, 1908

cases the effect of these small doses
mas been simply wonderful A person
VINO, a quarter of an hour before, was
Leellng most miserable and refused all
1000 wishing only for quietness, would
now take good meal and resume his
"onted cheerfulness. The rapidity with
whIch the iodite acts in these cases con-
stltutes its great advantage.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
To Remove Bread From the Pan.

If you find that your bread does rot
come out easily from the pan, set the
pan on the back of the stove for a min
ute or two. and you will then be able
to take the bread out readily.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
ABOUT THE HOUSE.
To Make a Bottle Airtiqht.

BY dipping a cork in melted parafin
before inserting it in the bottle you
may be pretty sure that the receptacle
will be alright
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
When Stewing Pears.

Put the rind of lemon in the sauce
pan with the pears you are stewing; it
will greatly enhance their flavor
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
To Wash Bottles and Cruets,

Egg shells, dried and crushed fine,
added to soa9y water. make an excel
lent mixture for washing bottles or
cruetS
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-09-19
Fer MoIdy Walls.

A weak solution of chloride of lime is
the most satisfactory wash for walls
which show a tinge Of mold.