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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1908-11-13
sPECTACLEs AND EYEGIAssEs

accurately fitted to vour Owes, Rest
T'Th'v lenses. Satisfaction guar
An'r"d. Reasonable prices.
Daniels e. Williamson.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-31
On Vacation Trips.

+. The following washingtonians leaving
the city have directed The Star to fol-
low them:
DR.. c. w. Prentiss, Middleburs, VT.
W. T. Brown, Ponce de Leon. Atlantic
City, n. J.
]. ]. Byrne. Leonardtown. Nd.
Mrs. John W. Exline, Hancock, Md.
Charles r. Ely, East River Conn.
Miss Matte Gray, Front Royal. Va.
Mrs. w. A. Kennedy. Huntersland,
N. Y.
Mrs. Alice s. Lee. Boyds, Nd.
H. J: Redfield. Cedarcroft. Colonial
w. w. Richardson. Ocean City. Md.
Miss c. F. Darlington. Black Rock.
Ed Brooke, Benedict. Md.
Mrs. o. B. Magruder. Northumberland,
Pa.
J. W. Snyder. shepherdstown. w. Va.
John D. Myers. the wellington. Asbury
Park, N. J.
John J. Noonan. Purchase. N. Y.
w. r. Carver. Stanton, Va.
Mrs ]. Middleton. Bethany Beach, Del.
Mrs. L. c. Neal. Monhegan. Me.
Harmon Burns. Rectortown. Va.
John s. Poynton, Hill Top House. Har-
pers Ferry, w. Va.
Charles o. Shaw, Coulton. N. Y.
Mrs. R. Botsch. Atlantic City, N. ].
Warren r. Choate, Hamilton Hall. At
lantic City, n. J.,
Miss NJ. q. Jeffries. Oak Hill. NJ Y.
F. w. Garden, Braddock Heights. Nd.
Miss Emma Thomas Mineral. Va.
w. H. Guthridge, Sheffield. Va.
Basil Sillers. Gordonsville. Va.
Mrs. Fl. f. Sherwood. Lynchburg, Va.
Miss n. NJ Hin; Easlesmsre. Pa;
Hugo FRANKIE. Lanesville. N. T..
Mrs. NJ. ]. Phillips, Brooklyn, N. Y.
Miss NJ E. Wood, Ocean Grove, N. J.
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Deaths in the DISTRICT.

The following deaths were reported to
the health department during the past
forty-eight hours:
Allen ]. Brogden, 81 years, Sibley Hos
pital.
Christian Hohbein. 20 years. IS Florida
avenue northwest
Theodore w Hoyberger. IL years. A. r
street northwest.
Enoch r. Moreland. months. Rock
Creek Ford road. Chevy Chase. D. c.
j. Francis Hoffman, 50 years. 1120 9TH
street northeast.
William W. Dolman. As years. Govern
ment Hospital for the Insane.
John William Ruhl, Z months, 1917 New
Jersey avenue northwest.
George A. Bruce, 81 years, 1912 Wyler
street northeast.
Lauretta Wilson, years. IL Hopes ave-
James Caplin. 4s years. 211e N street
northwest.
Adella Ross, 10 years, Freedmen's Hos
pital.
Hayden Pleasant. 5 months, Washing
Nettie Kent. 40 years. 1O11 18th street
northwest.
william Chase. months. 1888 Half
street southeast.
Lena Mcdonald. % years, Benning,
D. G.
Maria Fox, years. Providence Hospi-
Beatrice Butler . years. IS Pierce
street northwest.
Sarah Fortune 81 years. Freedmen's
Hospital.
Grace V. Mack. months, 1247 wylie
street northeast.
Margaret H. Gibson, months. 74O 4th
street northwest.
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Births Reported.

The following births were reported to
the health officer during the past forty
eight hours:
George and Rebecca Allen, August 26
female.
Frank P. and Mary E. Bowie, August
%. female.
Frank L. and Eva Lassery, August "A.
female.
william n. and Mary Cromwell. Au-
gust 10. female.
Joseph and Rachill Jackson. August 3d.
female
Landy and Hester Bazzel, August %,
male.
Clarence H. and Jennie Ludwig, Au-
gust q male.
Nimrod F. and Lucinda Thompson, Au-
gust %. female.
Samuel B. and Bertha E. Carl. August
25. female.
Walter and Sadey Woodson. August &c.
female.
William A. and Anna Winfield, August
%. male.
John C. and Bertha R. Ward, August 20.
female.
Joseph c. and Bessie NJ. Gleason. Au-
gust 25. male.
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Hotel Arrivals.

Arlington-F. w. Cryder. New York;
w. A. Dobson, Philadelphia;W. S. Spreill.
Baltimore; F. A. Stewart. Brooklyn. N.
Y: John NJ. Rory, New York; H. 8.
Grove, Philadelphia.
Raleigh-B. Chambers, Lodge, Va; F.
S. Silver. Greepsboro. N. c.; E. F. Ev-
ans jr.. Philadelphia: C. F. Bailey. New
port News. Va; w. J. Ormsby, New
York.
New willard-John Plat, New York;
H. Hail. England: Basil Major. New
York: NJ b. Patterson. Norfolk. Va; e.
A. Hoffman. Frankfort. Ky.
Riggs House-Dr. l.. w. Johnson, Phila-
delphia: e. Mcdonald. East st. Louis
C. c. Eggert. Philadelphia; r. L. Lans-
dale. New York; H. C. Strauss and wife,
Jackson, Miss: Miss 8. L. Strauss, jack
son, Miss: e. w. Strauss and wife. Jack
son. Miss; A. T. Byrne, New York: F. G..
DeLashmut. Wisconsin: Mr.. and Mrs. f.
n. Pugh. Ascension Parish. La; NJ. A.
Defined. Herkimer, N. T.: F. NJ. Hawkins.
New York; G. E. Carr, Baltimore; W. H.
Eastman. Annapolis: s. b. Hall. New
York; w. Rice, Philadelphia.
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MICHAEL CLARKs rs DEAD.
Born in Ireland and Lived Here Over
Fifty Years.

Michael Clarke died yesterday at his
home. 21O3 L street northwest. OF pneu-
monia. after brief illness. He had beer
a resident of this city for more than half
a century. having come to this country
from Ireland. He entered the liquor bust
ness in this city at 21st and L streets
northwest.
At the outbreak Of the civil war he gave
up his business and entered the Union
army. joining a regiment of District
guards. After the war he resumed the
liquor business and acquired much prop.
erty.
six children-four sons and two dauxh-
ters-survtve him. His wife died twenty
eight years ago.
The funeral services will be held at Q
o'clock tomorrow morning at st. Ste
phen's Catholic Church. 25th street and
Pennsylvania avenue northwest. Inter-
ment will be made in Mount Olivet GEM
etery. The pallbearers will be Messrs.
George Linkins, Daniel Shea, e. F.. Buck
ley, M. p. Sullivan, ]. p. Buckley and w.
NJ. Drury.
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DIED.

BROWN. On Saturday. August =, 1909 at
145O Q street northwest, Mrs. CHARLES C.
BROWN. mother of Misses Sara and Fairfax
Brown and Of Or: John Edward, Harry and
James Brown OF Pittsbufg.
Funeral ON Tuesday. September I. at 7:i5 an.
from late residence. Interment at Win.
chester. Va. Kindly omit flowers. 2
CLARKE. Departed this life on Saturday
August %. 1905. at p.m.. MICHAEL
CLARKE. Sr.
Funeral from his late residence 1908 L street
northwest. Tueeday. September !, ut $50
An. thence to st. Stephens Church. where
requiem high mass will be sung at O'Clock
IDtermept at Mount Olivet cemetery.
DREW. On Saturday. August -, 1908. at II
O'Clock p.m.. MARTHA T.. beloved wife OF
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Tony Pastor Buried.

NEW YORK. August 31.-Funeral serv-
ices over the body of Tony Pastor. the
veteran manager and actor. were held
yesterday under the auspices of New
York Lodge B. p. o. Elks, No. 1, OF Man.
haitian, at the clubhouse Of the Brooklyn
Lodge of Elks. Populations of Elks from
Philadelphia and Boston and from the
Actors Society of America and the
Lambs Club escorted the remains to
EYerRreen cemetery.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-31

DR.. and Mrs. Molyneaux L. Turner Of
1919 Massachusetts avenue northwest
have as their house guest Miss Marie
tombstone. daughter of DR.. and Mrs. r.
b. tombstone Of Hyattsville, but former
Nv of Philadelphia, Pa
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-31

The I. M. p S. Pleasure Club recently
gave their monthly entertainment at the
home of Miss Viola B. Lusby. 72S East
Capitol street. Games Of all kinds were
played and many vocal and instrumental
solos were rendered. Refreshments were
served in the dining room. which was
tastefully decorated with the club pennants.
Among those present were the Misses
Alma Grosskurth, Lellibelle Greenwood,
Florence Thompson. Edith Head, Carrie
Fetzer. Bertha Head. Leila Abbott. Bessie
Vogelson. Eta and Viola Lusby. and
Grosskurth. L. Schmidt. Chapman. Bal
ser, H. FOule and A. Foule; also Mr..
and Mrs. L. F. Lusby.
The following week Miss Alma Gross
kurth Of Capitol Hill gave party in
honor Of some of the club members who
were going away for a few months.
Among her guests were the Misses Edith
Head. Bertha Head. Leila Abbott Lelii-
belle Greenwood. Flottee Thompson. Bes-
sic vogelson. Viola Lusby and Emma
cock, W. Grosskurth, A. Grosskurth, G..
Grosskurth, P. Mueller. w. Mueller and
v. Ehrmantraut Mr.. and Mrs Gross
kurth and Mr.. and Mrs. F. Mueller were
also present.
Miss Blanche Carton and Miss Katie
Carpenter who have been in the city
the past two weeks as guests of Mrs.
Hutton, 3121 11tn street, columbia Heights,
returned to their home. in New York,
yesterday.
Mrs. C. I. Hughes Of SO4 H street north
east Is visiting her son-in-law and
daughter. Mr.. and Mrs. A. c. Durdin jr..
Of Chicago, Ill.
Mrs. w. B. Page of Langdon is visit
ing relatives on the banks of the lower
Potomac.
Mr. Pelham ', alton Of Langdon Is at
Colonial Beach for a ten days vacation.
Mr. and Mrs. L. H. Patterson Of Lang
don Heights are at Toledo. Ohio. during
the national encampment week Of the
Grand Army Of the Republic. They will
then visit Mr.. Patterson's son at Fort
Wayne, Ind. and his brother at Pitts
burg. Pa. Mr.. Patterson is delegate at
large from the District encampnent.
Miss Tongue of Washington Ia visiting
the Misses Grimes at the Grimes man.
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Mr.. and Mrs. ]. NJ. Mcvey of Charles
ton, w. Va, have left for home. after
pleasant visit to Mr.. and Mrs. A. d
Gaegler of 1916 Sd street northwest.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-31

Dora ]. B. Hendrix of Capitol Hill left
where she will represent U. S. Grant Cir
Gle, No. i. Ladies of the G. A. R.. at the
G. A. r. convention that convenes in
that city today. Before returning home
she will visit many points in Ohio and
Michigan
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-31

Miss Helen Beuchert has left for a
three weeks stay with her sister. Mrs
O. w. Hermann, $50 9Th avenue. New
York city.
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Miss Minnie Whyte has gone to Peak
Island, Me-, for a stay Of three weeks.
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Mrs. George E. Corbett and Miss Annie
C.. Long have returned after a delightful
stay at Atlantic City. On their way home
they visited relatives in Philadelphia anG
Baltimore.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-31

DR.. and Mrs John II. Burch. who have
been in Ashury Park for the past three
weeks. have returned to the city,
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Mrs II. A. Garren. 9O7 II street north
east, and Mrs. F. A. Mitchell. 903 II street
northeast. are spending a few weeks in
the Catoctn mountains Md
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-31

Miss Catharine d. Horsley. daughter of
Judge Horsley of Lynchburg. Va. has re-
turned to her home after several weeks
visit to her aunt, Miss Mary Perkins
Horsley, of 1928 street northwest.
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Mrs. NJ. NJ Farrell of Capitol Hill and
daughter. Alyse c.. will return home to-
night. after spending their summer vaca-
ton at Swampscott Beach. Mass. They also
visited Boston and New York and went
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-31

Mrs. James Power Keieher OF San Fran
cisco. Cal. who is in the city for a few
days visiting friends Of her husband. will
join her sister-in-law. Miss Dorothy Kele-
her. at Pfttsburg. accompanying her west
to Notre Dame
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-08-31

Mr. and Mrs. Burgess OF Franklin
street Langdon, have returned from a
ten days sojourn at Atlantic City
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Mrs. Amelia Maschauer and her daugh
ter Clara have gone to visit her daughter
Sister st. Berchmans. at st. Mary's OF TIT
woods. Indiana, and will be away severa
weeks.
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son. the Willows corner of I'D and Chan
ming streets. Langdon.

son. the willows. corner of 22d and Chan
ming streets. Langdon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Burgess OF Franklin
street. Langdon, have returned from a
ten days sojourn at Atlantic City
DR.. and Mrs John II. Burch. who have
been in Asbury Park for the past three
weeks. have returned to the city,
Mrs James Power Keieher Of San Fran
cisco, Cal. who Is in the city for a few
days visiting friends Of her husband. will
join her sister-in-law. Miss Dorothy Kele-
her. at Pittsburg. accompanying her west
to Notre Dame.
Mrs II. A. Garren. 9O7 II street north
east. and Mrs. F. A. Mitchell. 9O3 II street
northeast. are spending a few weeks in
the Catoctn mountains. Md.
Mrs. NJ NJ Farrell of Capitol Hill and
daughter. Alyse c., will return home to-
night. after spending their summer vaca-
ton at Swampscott Beach. Mass. They also
visited Boston and New York and went
to several beaches on the eastern coast.
After two weeks stay as guests OF
Miss Eva Smith at Superior Cottaee.
Colonial Beach. Va, Miss Marion John
son and Miss Mary Boyer have returned
to the city. Part of the first week OF
tueu ctdS WAS spent AT YAK Grove, va
A. F. Sperry left Sunday for a fort
nights vacation In Pittsburg, Toledo, Bat
tie Creek and Detroit.
Miss Charlene Sperry of Des Moines.
Iowa, is visiting her aunt, Hannah B.
Sperry of 1887 Q street.
Mrs Fl. B. Sperry has just returned
from spending month in Brockton.
Mass. with her son. Rev. Paul Sperry.
Mrs. A. c. Barney and her daughters.
the Misses Barney, who spent the season
In London, are now in Paris.
A romantic marriage was celebrated
Saturday last at the Walton Hotel. Phil
adelphia, at noon. when Miss Margaret
d. Chapman of Washington. D. c.. and
Joseph A. Warren. an attorney, of New
York. were married. 1t was not an elope-
ment. despite the unconventionality of
the ceremony.
Mr.. Warren and Miss Chapman arrived
at the Walton yesterday, and all Of the
arrangements for the wedding ceremony
were made over the telephone by Mr..
Warren. The Rev. William ]. Ennis of
St. Joseph's Catholic Church, who knew
both bride and groom when he was sta
toned at Georgetown University In this
city, performed the ceremony. The cou-
pie started at once on an automobile trip
to Atlantic City and will live in New
York
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Mrs. H.. E. Ayler and daughters, Ruth
and Jean. have returned from fort
nights vacation at Atlantic City. includ'
ing a weekend stay in Baltimore.
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After a two weeks stay as guests OF
Miss Eva Smith at Superior COTTAGE.
Colonial Beach. Va, Miss Marion John
son and Miss Mary Boyer have returned
to the city. Part of the first week OF
their stay was spent at Oak Grove. Va.
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Dr. and Mrs. Mcpherson have returned
to the city.
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Mrs II. B. Sperry has just returned
from spending month in Brockton
Mass. with her son. Rev. Paul Sperry.
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Miss Charlene Sperry of Des Moines.
Iowa, is visiting her aunt, Hannah B.
Sperry of 1887 Q street.
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Miss Tongue Of Washington is visiting
the Misses Grimes at the Grimes man.
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Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Finley of this city
are in Lenox, Mass.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-13

" II love her. aud yet ! win marry
lisa. Now, I have Listened 10 your
Internal lies. I have watched YOU
glOat over them. Men like you steal a
wol,an's reputation aGi lsiIst ~ IL and
Gail il succ-ss Bug yuu stall pay Tor
Il now. this minute. wben | k!ek y"u
nut Of the hoase. ont with you. Ike
I sneak thief that you are"
lie advanced Getermineily on Mi.lar.
who guie. " faced him.
Remember. Kari. that | have the
pistol now" he said conlly.
lou; with you. you sneak thief. |
am rot afraid OF you" Kari cried
again.
lie was about 10 seize Millar by the
threat when he started back tn amaze
ment NJ what seemed 10 be the fulfill
meut e the others sinister promise.
Olga step,.el through the door into the
room. She was clothed from head 10
foot In beautiful. shlmmering. fur
trimmed CLOAK
Above the top button cleaned her
bare throat. Her white arms project
ell from the short sleeves. The hem
OF the skirt fell TO the tips Of her white
satin shoes.
FCoutiuued next week
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-13
THE IDEAL POULTRY HOUSE.

The ideal poultry house is difficult TO
describe. There seems to be nothing
about the poultry business in regard 10
which there is a wider difference Of
opinion than ou this point. IL seems -
be the genera! opinion that the type
of house is not very Important so long
as it is dry, we'll ventilated. ana the
fowls have p,enty Of The proper kind
Of food. Fond is the essential thing. and
of course certain foods are much bet
ter than others \ NJ Brown Of North
Rochester. Mass. gives his opinion on
this particular point in the following let
ter. He says: 81 have fed nearly all
the poultry foods uh the market but
not with such returns as Pages Per
fected Poultry Food gives. My hens
have an average OF ~ percent To their
credit, Last winter it was - percent.
| know this food is the best on the mar
ke;"
II you want In know more about this
food and the best WAYS Of using t..
write to C. $. Page. Hyde Park. Vt.
for his booklet. profitable Poultry -
1t will he sent free. postpaid, to anyone
mentioning this paper.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-13

Mrs. Mary bowling Of No. DIS sth
Ave san Francisco, recommends a
remedy for stomach trouble She Say>:
"Grs,i'ud-. for the wonderful Effect of
Electric Buffers ia case of acute Ind-
g-sIion, prompts this testimonial. /
am tull, convinced tuat for stomach
and liver troubles Electric BitterS Is the
hest remedy nu the market today.
This great tonic aud Alternative medl-
cine invigorates the system, purlties the
blood and is especially helpful ia all
forms of female weakness" 5Uc al j.
". Thurstu drug store.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-13

when the bipartisan police ccnrIi>-
sloners held sway. when ThepioFs
Roosevelt was learning - know ans
Ike Jake Iiis n hi> little cubh~ha'e
q n rooIs arruss tire sfEsvt tr5A me
green lamps gud Sp'irt.r.r- Iur.s
With keen enjoyment against the iHi-
IerviouS frcnt % Commi-- 3anar Far
her. a special Roosevelt ani.fsiay then.
Lyons held many a ppii-e council
There was always a fire alarm gong
the kind they have IN the regular en-
cine houses. back ~ the cashiers desk,
where there was a comfortable chair
or two. rallied of. and room Tor
Pleasant chat between Mike Lyons and
t1me favorite Crony. - when r..-.e
eommander-Wh reserves might Zoe
reeded at some biz hlaze-oT fre tai-
TALON chief sat ~ food and the gong
sourted-it always buzzel. never rang
loudly enough 10 annoy the luHchcfS-
either Old Man Lyons or his son
George. who Is again In charge ~ the
aid place. would look up III" alarm IN
,lsa book list and II needed would send
. message Ia Captain y. "r Chief T.
II was all very nice and family par
ty.like for the men who were uniform
An OF the police chiefs ate there-Coa-
lin. MeCullagh ana pevcry. not In
SPEAK Of the men who ran the crnira!
ClIice-"CheSty" George NcClusEy ana
George Titus and sloJl u the men
who are looked upon % Sherlock
Hulmcses In Mulberry street
lu the early morning there used L.
b. lots To see at Lyons. ~ much
"r.a wine" used 10 lie opened there
ly east side webbing parties rs they
do at RectOr'S Cftrr Tie tHgater nova
days. And there Was always keen
Scramble among the lynx eyed walters
To serve the Iarty. for the Lyons scale
uf wedding tips was no narrow one
You could always get a ramsnaek.e
brand Of cab in front Of the Old place
INV time between midnight and dawn
Sometimes tie wedding parties came
In under false preleuseS, having spent
all their money to pay for hail aud
music
rut they ate heartily just tie same.
not revealiu. vulgar details Of tiugu-
cia strlusency until one Of English
Harry's tribe brought the check and q
bundle If loyrapirkS taste.aliy ~lrewu
over a folded napkin. Then when the
ravn8atf,r eatt4a Fhtrt WAS ALWAYS "A
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-13
Free to all subscribers of this

paper. Every E der Of this pap, who
.as Auy trouble with elihes STOMACH or
Liver can get free sample Of RyIale's
Stomach Tablets VI kydaIe', Liver Tab
let, or both if needed by writing 10 Rs
dale R-ped Co. Newport News, va.
These two remedies are 40 cure ala. one
is for stomach uoub'e only, the other
solely for liver aud ho~ri troubles. Guar
Ant-ei hy J W Thurstou.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-13
How is your Digestion.

Continued next week. ]
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-13

Lives of great men stiN remind US
II we'd Dodge misfortune 5 thrusts
We must lie; no sea"CGeF Ind us
On the payroll Of the trusts
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-13

1.-THE prospectus says thGt this min
ing scheme Is a gilt edged proposition
whose character is in perfect harmony
with the reputation of its promoters
Then guilt edged is tie correct
term. Puck
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-13
A Wcman's R--rcn.

"Why in the world did she want a
sivorce:'
she had chance to marry another
man. Pick -Me,Cp.
The Holly chieftain., 1908-11-20
An Apt Comparison.

HIS maJesty's inspector was test
ing the class in general knowledge.
''Now, lads he said gravely,
"your teacher, ! expect, has explain
ed to you the meanings of most of
the notices which apply to the
months of the year, Thus. If Feb
fuary gives much snow, a fine sum-
mer it doth foreshow, and in Jan
uarv if sun appear, March and April
ray full dear But l wonder which
of you can remember what comes in
like a lion and goes out like
ln-nb?'
There was an awestruck silence
fer few moments, and then pale
looking boy said:
"Please, sir. it's our landlord
when he gets his arrears paid upw
London Answers.
a Straight Tip.
They were simple looking cou-
pie, SO thought the minister as he
joined them irrevocably in the holy
bonds of matrimony. But his sus-
picions were aroused when, after the
ceremony, he observed the BRIDE
groom searching through his pocs-
cts and looking a trife Inundated
und confused.
'I am afraid, parson," said the
young man at length, that ! amt
got any money like to pay you
with"
Then, after a moment of deep
thought, he looked up cheerfully:
"But I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll tell you how you can fix yer
gas meter so it won't register p
London Mail.
The Holly chieftain., 1908-11-20

me, nave ieu the fight for better san.
itatiOn and in many localities are Il
potent for . for honesty In munit ipaI
affairs. But as vet they have not
taken up the protection NJ the life OF
the home town. OH which the success
Of all the'r other measures must de.
pend.
The Holly chieftain., 1908-11-20
Prompt.


Two young men once wrote
Joint humorous production-at
least they thought it was humorous
and sent it to Life. They did
not see each other for twenty-four
hours.
When they met joint author No.
! remarked to joint author No. 2:
"Since writing that thing I've
thought Of some awfully funny
twists that we might have put in it.
Too bad we sent it away SO hurried
ly. ! should have liked to make
certain changes and additions.
With sardonic grin joint author
No. 2 put his hand in his pocket,
produced an envelope addressed to
himself and drew therefrom the
manuscript Of the joint production.
"Here it is" he said. '1t has
Just come back. Make all the
changes you want" New York
Times.
The Holly chieftain., 1908-11-20

Give Strsst rrsss Plenty Of Room.
With "trip scarcely one yard wide
On which the sun may shine and
through which the air may penetrate
b 1t any wonder street trees are usual
" sorry lott When new town sites
are plotted provision should be made
for shade trees. especially dedicating
more room for their proper growth.