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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
nrrn.n cn 80. IL J, Tris Idols.

1t is one Of Mr. sHrSau's tempefa-
mental defects thatlahe can never per
Eunde himself thdE lie is'ln error. He
has all the self sept dspce of inexpe-
Renee II he dihEars with the public
on. a.;giyen questions It is because, In
his opinion, he is Albright and the pub
Tic is all wrong. This tratt is illustrate
cd in the following remark, which he
mode shortly after. shfs first defeat for
the presidency:
"Befora the year 1900 arrives the evil
effects ct = gold standard will be even
more evident than they are now, and
the people,, then ready to den7ond an
American ffinRTtetSi 3. policy fer the
American people, will Join with US 10
The immediate restoration. Of the free
and unlimited coinage of silver at the
present IosaI ratio of IS to H.
None but n man OF Mr.. Bryon's alb
sorbInS faith in the intallibility OF his
own Judgment could contemplate that
doIefuI prediction without bIushing for
his utter failure as . prophet. The de-
feat OF his desperate light for free sill
ser in 1895 was the CoreCunrer and
moving cause Of the most wonderful
era OF industrial expansion in THO
United states that tho worirl over Wit
messed. Every branch OF human en-
tcrprIse shared in the common prosper
ity. Labor ives more generally en-
pIoyed. wages reached higher lcvel.
money WINS more abundant. md the
comforts of life were more widely dis
tributed among the people than ever
before in any nation Oh earth.
But that. Smazing tide Of prosperity
never disconnected Mr.. Bryan nor
shook his faith In the soundness OF his
liscredIted policies for single hour.
He still insisted that he was all right
ana the public all wrong, that the pros
perity which followed his defeat was
fictitious and that sound money was n
perm to the country. Chained To his
ldols-rrec silver on one baud aud free
trade on tile Other--he again appeared
ms the calamity candidate In 1900
lonsting that his views OH the money
question were unchanged. The people
took him Mt His word aud buried him
beneath an avalanche Of defeat.
Mr.. Rrynp is again at the front this
year. with lis old doctrines, his old be-
lief. in his own lnraiHbIlttT and his old
Intolerance OF dissent from his reckless
policies. To the threat Of free silver
and free trade he adhs' the threat OF
go*ernment monopoly In the trans
portattou service of the country and a
sinister assault upon the Independence
Of the judiciary. His candidacy repre-
sents the allied forces Of revolution,
reputation and ruin, and It is danger.
Gus principally because 1t is thorough
~ sincere.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
a ROYAL Pa1R

The king In the, garden Vas.
walking one day. when the
queen Just happended along
that way: so they stopped for
II chat. free from all pomp
and state. for each to the 9TH
err found much to relate; and
nmonE other things that came
UP in their talk, was one they
decided right there on the
Twas this: that tho castle
was looking alright, so they
ordered 1t painted with Spa
tan White Spartan White
Lead Is the test White Lepd
made.
Made by the Marietta Paint
s. Color Co, Marietta; o. Sold
by the Home Furnishing 90, Il
Slain stregis. laFrgs
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When the back begins to ache.
* Don't wait until badHacfe becomes
chronic:
Tfii serious Kidney troubles devel-
I'm urinary troubles destroy nights
Profit by a, CIarksburg citizens ex-
pefIence.
Mrs. J. A. AFcClaskey. living at IA
Mulberry street, ClarksburB. w. Vas
says: The results that followed the
use of Doan's Kidney Pills in Mr..
McClaskeysS case were very salts
factory. He had been troubled for
some. time with pains in his back and
a serious kidney arrangement. The
trouble was always greatly aggrava-
ted IL he attempted to stoop or lift
and II he remained in one position
terribly. The attacks became more
began to suffer from severe dizzy
spells which would last for ten daya
or three weeks at a time. The seT
cretlons from his kidneys " re also
unnatural in appearances ana very fr-
regular In action. Learning OF Do
ans Kidney Pills he procured box
at Wells 6 HaymokcS's drug store,
and since using them he has felt
much better md stronger. ana the
difficulty with the kidney Secretions
has been greatly relieVed.''
For sale by all dealers. Prize. 80
cents. Foster Milbu-n Cos DuTaio.
New Fork, Sole Agents for the United.
States.
Remember the na=le-poan's-a ana
take no other.
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BOO ftEWAKp. hIOo !.

The readers OF this spapeR Will be
pIsIaSed 10 leaSn thdlt therc Is at least
one Dreaded disease, That. science has
been able 10 cure in All fta stages, and
that fS-G1afaFrh. aRIf6 CaIaFTh Cure In
'he only positive sure now lzJtoRns to tile
MEDICAL fraternity. Cat4Fr1 being +
corsGlEutlouaI disease. FAditFea a conbtf-
tutlo1lLI. treatment. Hats [:atarrh Cure
is Laken Internally. acting dtrectly upon
the bTO6ts and pdlnOns surfaces OF the
system, thereby destroy Ing the founda-
ton ~ the. disea4e; and y wing thes ~ z,
tIITiOTi. and assist ding nature IN doing tte
Nyork. The proprIeLOFs have 80 much
faith N, ,itR cltra&iYe powers that they
VfEer One Hundred Dollars GOr any cltss
test EnohfAla. Address;
sold by. pEuSE1HtSs 3h6:.
Take PA1FS Family P4llS for. conStIpa'
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
SWEET MELODY fLouk.
AloreTI,an I.nongh Zoo AIpch.

ST6inaintain health; mature man
or woman needs jtist enough food 70
repair the wTete and supply energy
and body. heat, The hfbltual- coll=
sumption OF mere food tllan IL. ner-
as;sarSfo these purposes Is tho prime
cause or stomach troubles, rheuntn-
tisn1 and disorders OF the kiadncys
II troubled with indigestion revise
your diet. let reason and not appetite
aUatroiand take a few doses Of Cham
l,ai.taiI,.s Stomach Hnd Liver Tablets
and you viii soon he an right again
For sale by an dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

Special den.ss Ladtes' and Child
ren's hosiery from our Mil direct to
:; Consumer. Experience unnecessa-
~ ~. p Permanent position to reliable
mesf and women. Address Consul
rnsrs Iosiery afills. Reading. Pa.
WANT li11flIlliislled rooms
with bath Tor hRllt housekeeping
=. Call Bell phone 1871. 8.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
swRnr MBhoDY FLouR.
STOCKHOLDERS MEET1NG.

Notice is hereby given that the
stockholders or the Adamston Coal
4 coke Company Will hold their an
nuaI meeting at Hotel Waldo. Clarlss-
burg, Harrison county. West Virginia.
on the 7th day of November, 1908. at
$500 O'Clock p, M, for the election
OF officers and such other BUSINESS as
may lawfully be done at SUCH meet
Ing.
Secretary.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
SWEPT MELODY FLOUR.

Never can ter wnen you'll mash
finger or suhePt Al Gu :brutse.. burn
or scald. @l3e prePared:t DR. Thomas
electric on instantly relieves the
pain-quickly cures the wound.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

The greatest prodnctiveness and
therefore the ereutest reward OF or
Eanlzed labor are directly in line with
the policies of the Republican party.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
'6Podf !
lfaPs&f ffsolRl
They ve Never Used
The Right Kind
I1fatsS 1Vay some women
don't like Hapll-
f1a soaps.

The;right Kind is q. s. G.
NaPhtha Soap.
tits as. much better than
other naphtha soaps as they
are better than ordinary
laundry soaps.
Why is it bettefs Because
1t is made of better materials;
because its washing power IS
greater; because, being harder
it will last longer; because il
weighs more and does more.
Millions ofeakes Of F. & G.
NaPhtha Soap arc made every
month. Every single cake
helps TO make some yeonaan's
work easier. By using if, she
is able to do as much work in
an hour as her neighbors. do,
in two. That is a sfact-a
fact TO which hundreds of
housewives bear wiling tssti-
naony.
p. e. 6. Naphtha Soap
S cent1a c axe.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
Pon sA1E-Hou6e ana lot, corner

roE sALE-Hou1e ana lot, corner o.
Hast and Highland, streets. ReY-
nbid.s additions; four rooms. oak fin
Isil. cabinet tiantels. in three rooms;
Eiate roof; cellar: splendid well nj
w.ttsr: sire OF lot % l-2 100 feet:
room to build on other end OF loi. r'oc
rnrtheti information apply to c. T.,
odeii. O9s w. Pike ST
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

TTC3R SAI4Ed-in5 nttrI.Et!vc FlauSc and
lot ut; $50 lee STREET. Appi. 20 u.
n Houston for tcrlns. Seven rooms
in tlloase Lot SJN@IS feet Good
garden. building practically new
WITH all modern improvements,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

The gospel OF Organism regarding
those who dissent from it's dogmas be-
gins. with charity for none, with
malice toward ALL etc.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
70" saLE

ron SALE Int. NsirtlIvtcYv, &t45;
4lot ~ Industrial $s75; LOT 6lEn
Eils. 500. An tt;rsN Tots taH ~e:i
and are Ghrap Rt the price. q. 3
o. IniieRge bought. sold HnH eX-
changed. G.. Il! eNdeTl, 663 ". Pix
st. Homo Phone 5I3sT.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
sNEET MgLo2Y FLoUR.
Eating oocoanut-Custard Pic

everybody sings the praises Of Co
coa1ut- custard pie II It's made just
right so as TO melt; in ones mouth.
but heavy, soggy pie will spoil the
sntIre meal and injure the digestion
II is now, possible for every one TO
aave good pie as groccrs are selling
"SUR-PTE.* each package containing
Just the proper ingredients for two
pies. Varieties: Lemon. Chocolate.
q ia Custard 10 cents per package.
order the custard for coconnut Gus
:ard pies. 81
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

''IIad Dyspepsia ors indigestion ros
years. No appetite, ana what did
eat. distressed me terribly. Burdock
Blood Bitters cured me-. r.
walker, Sunbury. Ohio.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
DoM,T WAlT

FAKE Advantage or u Citizens Eek.
perIenee Before Il IS Too Late.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

The season Is coming when Organ
might fird it ropulnr to guarantee de-
posts of ovcrcOats aud umbrellas.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

FOR RENTING lew three room
houses gas ami water, In rear OF
5eE Monticello avenue. Apply al
t.STs's Cigar Store.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21
SWEET MELODY FLOUR. ; I

l(lTva Your usllf4 rcIl.'iVi''t5 ! fl,ts.i.
NVslslt'A SdldS bNse " fsH q ~ =
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

100 -1,tcSIRABI.E E'lARoIS FOR SALE
80 acres level and rolling land.
good improvements. COWS. 3 sows,
10 pigs doE chlckens. ncreH Of
whc5ft, acres corn, tons hay. Is
cords wood, 'Eageia.- surrey. nowas
ann other tools. $500. send for
iiy new list today. Frank l.:
Grove. 333 E. 9Th St. Cincinnati.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

Even while AIr. TAFT is campaigning
the Impetus lie gave the work on the
Paianln c.lr:1l .t:nes steadily ON.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

The puzzle over the ten lest tribes
is as nothing compared with the hiding
pace ,,f I.rynn's lost issues.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

Bryan cI:Ihns to- be ut orce the IN.
ther nntl the iief1. uf the tacScveit poll.
c!cs Ills brother DEMOCRAT. Judge
parEer. tienuunces Ro4sGrcltism. The
family seems aiittlt. Jared.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

When the back begins to ache.
* Don't welt until badKaehe becomes
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

w. a. HUFF.
Secretary
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1908-10-21

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. six InbOrers
apply Parr Lumber Co, C1arks-
burg.
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30
SICK MAN WANTED CHANGE.
More Than Willing to Make Transfss
with Physician. -

A Syracuse business man who, be.
sides being extremely active and am
bilious, has much sense OF humor.
was taken sick with slight attack of
pneumonia. His physician, aware that
it would be task to keep his high
strung patient In bed. sought to i'm
press on him the seriousness Of the
ailment and the necessity of absolute
rest: all Of which the sick man lis
tened to In 4 bored manner. Never
: theless he consented to obey the doc.
tor.
But this enforced inactivity ranked
In him; and each succeeding day
found the patient importuning the
medical man attendant to allow, him
to get out to business. Then. dis
gusted, he would lie back to cast i'm.
precautions at the inexorable physi.
clan.
One morning the physician, after
having been up all night on IN i'm
portant case, appeared at his patients
house at the usual hour. He had hard.
ly stuck his haggard face inside the
door, however, before the man in the
bed gave him Z quick glance and sat
up.
"Eh? calculated the patient. Then
showing out his hand to grasp the doc
tors satchel, he added: doc, guess
you'd better get into bed here and
let mo 60 out with the medicine
bag"
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30
Legend Of Maupie and Robin.

The peasants Of France, in accord
ance with tradition, pierce the head
OF a magpie with a thorn whenever
they catch one. According to the
French legend, after Jesus had been
nailed to the cross two birds alighted
on the extended arms of the instru-
ment Of death. One was a magpie
with a beautiful aigrette on It's head
and a long waving tail, then the hand
soonest Of birds but the wickedest,
chfrping insult at the suffering Jesus.
The other bird was a modest little
bird with gray plumage, which ap-
preached the cross timidly, uttering
cries of grief. With its beak it tried
to pluck away one of the thorns. A
single drop Of the blood fell on the
plying little gray bird and gave the
robin redbreast.
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30

.FIvEaHARvARD. STUDENTS NEAR
!, DEATH IN WEST INDIAN (.
r HURRICANE,
CLING LONG TO CAPSlZED HULK
Soldiers Of Fortune Buffeted by Furi-
Gus GaIe-Men Finally Rescued
After Two Vessels Fail
in Attempt.

Baltimore, Md.-After having clung
for two days and two nights to the
dismasted water-logged and capsized
hull of the famous cup defender, May.
flower, in a hurricane off the West In.
dies, five Harvard soldiers of fortune
and seven members of the crew, who
went to find gold and treasure in a
sunken Spanish galleon, were res.
cued and brought to this port the
other day in the Norwegian steamer
Hippolyte Dumois.
The hurricane that wrecked the
successful defender of the America s
cup and set her adrift derelict on the
Atlantic ocean piled up such seas that
two steamers feared to attempt a res.
cue, and the Mayflower, with her stern
smashed open, was going down when
the third ship, the Hippolyte Dumois,
hove in sight.
During the 90-mile-an-hour gale that
thrice had the Mayflower on her beam
ends she carried in her hold 5000
pounds of dynamite that threatened to
blow all hands into eternity at any
moment
The Harvard men rescued are G.. H.
Scull, Boston; R. A. Derby, New York :;
S. H. Noyes, Newport, R. L.; Hayden
Richardson, New York, and S. S. Boyl-
ston, Baltimore.
The students had organized the
Southern Exploration Company with
the belief that they had located a
sunken Spanish ship containing chests
of gold and treasure. They had a
pilot with them who was to find the
place in the West Indies where the
ship went down or he was not to get
any pay. They chartered the Mayflow.
er and converted her into a schooner
with auxiliary power. Into her hold
they stored dynamite, diving suits and
stores for a long cruise.
Until Thursday night they encoun.
tered fair weather and then they ran
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30
;eoRnEr BROUGHT Aeour PEACE.
Spite Controversy Happily Ended
i Without Legal Warfare. -; !,

.
Fellow was raising bees back n
the foothill country" remarked Frank
H. Short Of Fresno. "Plenty Of sage
brush: sage makes clear. delicious
honey. Got Id 4 row with 1 neigh.
bor; shot his dog: said its barking
annoyed his queen bees. Neighbor
waited . whole year to get even,
plowed up big patch, planted wild
mustard;, grew, fine. Bees thick on
mustard flowers. Mustard makes Bit
ter honey. Like to ruin the bee mans
sales. Bee farmer came to me, wanted
to sue for damages. What can l do?'
he asked.
"'Nothing,' said. He has 4 right
to grow mustard on his own land
WELL he said, I'll get some
scheme to annoy him.
$50 he got cornet: used to sit up
from midnight till four o'clock in the
morning practicing Wearing Of the
Green Fellow with the mustard was
an Englishman; stood it for three
weeks; went out with a scythe and
cut down all the mustard. They've
been good friends ever since."-San
Francisco Chronicle.
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30

into the hurricane. The Maytlowers
mast and rigging were carried away,
and she was hopeless derelict The
steamer Advance of the Panama rail.
road line approached Saturday morn
ing, but was unable to effect a res
cue. The steamship Ran next ap-
peared and signaled she would stand
by to the end. The Hippolyte Dumois
Joined the Ran on Sunday and ma
neuvered to get to windward of the
wreck, when she shot life line to the
Mayflower
Capt Harding, after lifelong expert
ence at sea, declares that the storm
and the experiences it brought those
in the party were the most harrow
Ing he has ever known
Capt. Harding's statement gives
only faint idea of what he and
those with him went through. It mere
ly suggests the agonies of suspense as
the Advance approached, tried to help,
failed signally, and finally faded from
the view of those on the little yacht.
06oAA, "44Cu Cl1C 1Nd1 (d11lc
scene it approached as near the May
flower as 1t dared, but try as her
crew would they could neither launch
a boat nor get a line to the yacht.
Time after time attempts were made
only to fail. But the Ran stood by
and at least encouraged those on the
Mayf1ower by the presence of other
human beings.
1t was Sunday afternoon when the
Dumois, laden with bananas from Port
Arthur, Jamaica, for Baltimore, Joined
the Ran and for two hours maneu-
vered about the little yacht.
Finally, however, Capt Danielsen
managed to bring the Dumois to wind
ward of the Mayflower and with a
well-aimed shot sent a line flying
across the wreck. Eager hands
grasped it, for it meant salvation,
hope of which had been all but aban-
doned. Cheers went up from the
crews of the steamers as those on the
yacht carefully drew aboard a haws-
er and made it fast. Then came the
life buoy and in it man after man
was drawn from the Mayhower to the
DumOis.
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30
WANTED 'T OVER WITH.
Game Younsster Preferred Drastic
Action In Punishment.

youngsters are pretty philosoph'
ical, observed Wallace knight, ana
then he went ahead to set forth the
point Of view Of 4 small daughter %
his house. ,
The child was sent to bed early
the other evening as punishment fon
some act contrary to rules and regula4
tons. !
After she had been tucked in bed
tot some time and was supposedly
asleep, the youngster called her f.
ther. and told him she wished he would
60 ahead and spank her and have It
over with, instead Of sending her OF
to bed that way. This lying in bed
never's going to make me any better"
she said, "and a good spanking would.
Besides it makes me so mad I can't
sleep and so what's the use Of it7'-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30

"You put me ashore!" roared Pri.
vate Bliss, with very fine imitation
of the sergeant majors parade voice.
"Get out and walk" said the skip.
per, contemptuously, over his shoul-
der, as he walked off.
Here" said Mr. Bliss, unbuckling
his belt, hold my tunic one of you.
I'll learn i'm"
Before the. paralyzed crew could
prevent him he had flung his coat into
Bills arm and followed the master
OF the Norman aft. AS lightweight
he was rather fancied at the gym.
nasium, and in the all too brief exhibi'
tion which followed he displayed fine
form and a knowledge of anatomy
which even the shippers tailor was
pOwerless to frustrate.
This" said the skipper, bitterly, as
he turned. to the mate, ''is what you
an me have to pay to keep up.
wouldn't let you 60 now, my lad, not
for f. pun note. Deserter, that's
what you are!"
1--WE 'eard," said the cook, who was
tender-hearted man, "as 'ow it's a
good thing to 60 for day or so with
out food sometimes.'
who said so?" inquired Private
Bliss, hotly.
"Din'rent people," replied the cook
you can tell 'em from me they're
blamed FOOLS" said Mr.. Bliss.
There was an uncomfortable 81.
lence; Mr.. Bliss lit his pipe, but it
did not seem to draw we'll.
did you like that pot O. six-hal1
l stood you last night?" he inquired
somewhat pointedly of Bob.
Bob hesitated and looked a. his
plate.
mo, it was bit fat" he said at
length.
well, won't stop you chaps at
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30
Tho Bride'a Look.

A girl about to be married worries
so much she begins to look like an
old married woman. In addition to
worrying about her clothes and coax
ing her folks to give her new outfit,
she sits up too late with her young
man, and the result is an anxious,
,careworn look a week before tho
wedding that cannot be told from the
look on the face Of a woman who has
been married year or two. Look at
the next girl you meet who is soon to
be married, and you will remark that
she has "aged apidly."-Atchison
Globe.
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30
CURE At CITY MISSION.
Awful Case Of Seabies-1ody a Macs
OF Sores from Scratching-Her
1ortures Yield to Cuticura.

"A young woman came to our city
mission in a most awful condition physi-
cally. Our doctor examined her and
told us that she had scabies (the itch) i,
incipient paresis, rheumatism. etc.,
brought on from exposure. Her poor
body was mass of sores from scratch.
ing and she was not able to retain solid
food. Weworked hard over her for seven
weeks but we could see little improve
ment. One day bought a cake Of
Cuticura Soap and a bottle of Cuti-
cura Resolvent, and we bathed our
patient we'll and gave her a full dose
of the Resolvent. She slept better that
night and the next day l got box Of
Cuticura Ointment. In five weeks this
young woman was able to look for a
position, and she is now strong and we'll.
Laura Jane Bates, IS Fifth Ave-. New
York, N. Y, Mar. IL. 1907"
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30
Fights His Dogs for Life

St. Pierre, Miq.-A raving maniac
after clinging to a dory plank fighting
for his place with two of his dogs fol-
36 hours in the north Atlantic, the
captain of the French three-masted
schooner Junita was brought into this
port by the fishing schooner Gen
Archamere, the sole survivor of q
crew of 26 men. The disaster, which
is the worst that has befallen the
fishing fleet on the Grand Banks in
years, occurred during the recent hur
ricane which swept northward from
tho West Indies, -- .,a =
The Virginia enterprise., 1908-10-30
He cIune miserabIy to the Side.

the winder, it's bit stuffy down here
Who-whO brought me here?"
You come to see me last night, u
said Bob, AN fell down, l s'pose;
then you punched Bill ERE in the eye
and me in the jor.'
He staggered to the ladder, and
with unsteady haste gained the deck
and made for the side. The heavine
waters made him giddys to look. at
and he gazed for preference at a thin
line Of coast stretching away in the
distance.
He clung miserably to the side
leaving the incensed skipper to de-
mand explanations from the crew.
Look here, old man." said Private
Bliss, who suddenly felt better. He
turned and patted the skipper on the
back. you just turn to the left bit
and put me ashore, will you?"
III put you ashore at Byster.
mouth said the skipper, with grin.
You're a deserter, that's what you
are, and I'll take care you're took
care Of"