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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

DO you give Others as square q deal
as you expect?
On the dead square, how much older
are you than you confessg
TOO much business makes a man
cranky and too little makes him worry
There are plenty Of happy people,
but they are unnotieed In the noise the
wretched make.
The "weli enough that some people
are willing to leave alone doesn't have
to be very good
Give boy nickel every day for a
week and on Monday Of the second
week he viii feel that you owe him a
nickel every day.
ri may be easier to talk to peoples
backs than 1t is to their faces, but
there is one thing sure-the talk Is
bound to get around to their faces
Atchison Globe.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

and to thus stir up uneasiness in the
minds OF Americans over possible acct.
dents to the fleet in passing through.
~ correct the popular conception Of
the passage Of the straits. Rear. Admiral
Clark writes The Springfield Republican
--one Of the few times ia which tho well.
known Vcrmonter has consented to 20
into print regarding bis famous trip. In
bis letter he clearly shows that the
dangers which Rear Admiral Evans viii
face IN passing through the straits to
the west will, ii fact, be no greater
than coming from the west, II they be
30 large What Rear. Admiral Clark says
on That point is enlightening, and his
comment on a certain phase Of the Ore.
CONS trip is interesting. He says:
Gales are 70 II dreaded III the straits,
not because Of their direction, but on
account Of the thick weather they bring.
Az for the passages, tho approach from
the eastward Is made upon a coast that
affords anehoraees and where landings
can often be made; after entering navi
cation, nearly half the way, Is compare
lively easy and fast steamer can wait
IN roadsteads as far up as Port Famine,
from whence q run through the tor
tuous, difficult part can be made in
single day. Coming from the westward,
however, as the Oregon, did, rock bound
coast with precipitous cliffs is slsirtcd,
and when the entrance is sighted the
navigator must decide whether he will
expose his ship outside, where striking
means q total wreck, Or inside, where
the chance of finding an anchorage in
thick weather i problcnatical The
strait is like tin funnel, with it's point,
ed end to the westward. An hour after
the straits the Oregon was over
taken BY furious gale, and anchored
close to the rocks, one anchor bringing
up in 81 and the other in IS fathoms;
set carefully prepared article in The
Navy, about the battleship cruise. gives
20 fathoms as the extreme depth in
which ships can anchor.
~This is not written in any spirit Of
but in The interest Of fair
healing The Oregon secured recognition
N the minds Of 50 many people from
shat appeared in the press, and not
from official estimate, which practically
ignored the way she passed and led the
1ther battleships in the fight off Santi-
sgo. and the fact that the placing Of
responsibility upon her commanding off
Ter for advance or attack By our force
N The coast Of Brazil was the only in
itance Of the kind during the war"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
THE COOKBOOK.

In cooking gooseberries add pinch
Of soda the size Of pea to each quart
of fruit, and less sugar will be required
TO sweeten 1t.
Scalding the milk for custard pie
adds greatly to its favor An addition
Of teaspoonful Of brown sugar or
molasses IS also helpful
The flavor OF shrimps is much i'm.
proved If boiling water is poured owes
them a short time before they are sery-
ed 1t must be drained away iInmedi-
ately.
It is said that potatoes will bake in
much less time If the skins are greas
ed before putting them into the oven.
The skins will come OF more easily
and will be ~ thin as when boiled,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
MAY CLOSE COTTON MILLS.
Owners Win Not Listen to Demands For
Increase in Wages.

Manchester, Jan. Unless the spin
uers modify their demands the cotton
mills fhrouehout tbs country viii b.
closed and 5000 employees locked out.
Already firms owning 90 per cent Of
The spindies have announced their vii
imancss e close then mills. and the
federation has sent out notices 30 their
employees THAI work viii cease on Jan
usry = II the demands which involve
an increase in wages, are persisted IN
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
A rim.l. warnInn.

Mr.. II. was recently presented with
a handsome revolver. whose qualities
he was testing rs fring blank car
tridges into the air. when bis daughter
Natalie, aged six, appeared upon the
scene. .Oh. papa she exclaimed ~
great distress. don't shoot az the skY
you might KIN an angelf'-Circle.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

Without the angel child" The course
Of the second Thaw trial would he robbea
Of much Of the morbidity Of the first.
All Of which would be of benefit 10 that
portion Of the general public which reads
the various turnings Of the legal battle.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
WILLIAM IRVING RELEASED.
Had Been Serving Sentence For Post
Office Burglary at Norton's Mills.

Rutland, Jan. William Irving, one
81 the men sentenced at the session of
United States court held in Windsor in
May, 1906, for breaking into the post
Office aud store at Norton's Mills dur
ing the preceding mgonth of April, and
who was sentenced TO two years in the
house Of correction here. was released
yesterday. He had gained eight days
each month for good behavior. He also
broke out of tie Orleans county jail
At Newport by tunnelling.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
a Willinu Martyr.

George, dear" said the pretty maid
As they sat in the pale moonlight.
kissing is harmful. the doctors say,
so OF course It cannot be right.
Darling answered the noble youth
AS his color mounted real high,
II don't believe being kissed 70 death
Such a horrible death to die.
Chicago News
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

1t is significant TINT the Inauguration
of new municipal administration ia
Boston was eoineident With the finding
Of indictments against several persons
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

Although Vicepresident Fairbanks Is
q methodist, his fellow.churcb members
can't down that cocktail Hence zion's
Herald predicts that he viii be unmerci
fully elfaeedp by Methodists at the
polls
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
a LittIs Reuah.

Howell-It was a case OF Greek
meeting Greek.
Powell Somebody bit you with a
lemon New York Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
AZ Thev Danced.

Twas at a hop that he proposed:
His heart went thump-ty-thumpl
But that same heart was true, and she
Accepted at a jump
Boston Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

Who are alleged To have abused their
official positions in connection with the
former administration Boston il hay
ing little house.eIeaning all lis own.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
Hard Breathing.

Bacon--They say that onions make
person breathe harder.
Egbert-oh, / guess 1t only seems
harderl-Y onkers Statesman.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
TIE patb u safetv.

First Guide How do you avoid be.
ing shot?
Second Guide Make myself look like
a deer.-New York sun
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
The chanaIna seasons.

The falling leaves begin to whirl;
To earth the wind has brought 'em;
/ hate TO see the summer girl
Become the girl Of autumn.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

It is not very apt statement for
bryan TO make, anent his presidential
itching, that he felt the disease coming
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
The Marx Of Success.

All ye who'd make your mark in life
TO this advice should bark.
Seek first if you would win the strife,
To mako 5.
Detroit Free Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
Fools and Fools.

Miffkins--The only way to convince
a fool Is to let him have his own way.
Blffkins- Hrhl know fools even
that won't convince.--Chicago News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

on TIE thereby made light Of his own
candidacy,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

Give the Countess Of Yarmouth credit
for putting her noble lord On monthly
allowance.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
Me- LIE - Anto.

The earth spins rapidly through Space
The best astronomers attest it.
1t need not falter In fits race;
There are no sheriffs to modest It.
Pueblo Chieftain.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
Good Advice.

&oou ADVICE
Put not your trust in princes.
IT'S unwise in many cases,
And II isn't safe to trust In kings
Your opponent may hold ares.
-Chleare Tribaue.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

Blue j. the prevailing shade just now.
Rutland is the latest to adopt the color.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07
JINGLEs AND JESTS
zlsASzANzANzASzAlzAlzAlz lzAlzAlzAl.
Grim Pleasure.

Knicker-Wail street is a sordid
place.
Poet Yes, but stlIl It Is consolation
to watch all that tape go into the
wastebaslket. just like poems.--Judge.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-01-07

TUEsDAY. JANuARY ]. l9oa.
Arizona republican., 1908-02-24

second. Vermuelen singled, took sec ond on a passed ball. Leach hit to the pitcher and was retired at first. Spaulding rapped one that bounced foul by three feet but it received the proper English from a knob of earth to send it into the waiting mitt of the first baseman, and the game belonged to Florence.
 Regarding the umpire. last night the Florence players declared that they were well satisfied with the decisions, even those which went against them. They will be ready for a return game in a short time. With a little more practice on team work, the Florence nine will be able to give any of the amateur ball clubs in these parts a run for their money. The showing they made yesterday was great surprise to all the local fans. Financially the game was a failure, the receipts not being enough to pay the expenses in cured.
 brief summary or the contest is as follows: Base hits-WOodmen, Il. Florence, Q Errors-WOodmen, z. Florence. ,. Two base hit-Torrence.
Arizona republican., 1908-02-24

, to in favor of the Gila river visitors. Neither tallied in the eighth and Flor ence was shut out in the first of the ninth.
 Leach and Spaulding went out on fly balls Tebben singled and Williams issued a pass to Magoffin; a wild throw gave both a base. Congo rapped one sharply to third but it was fumbled and Tebben scored. tying the balance sheet in a hard knot. Tie crowd see ing that the contest was goiHg to last longer than the usual number nf in nings. began to take more interest than had been manifested up to this time.
 Florence was retired on three fly balls in the first of the tenth. Volk was easy on an iniield tap and Towers singled, but Williams famed Vermue- len and Leach and the tenth was his tory with no change in the result.
 Vermuelen steamed up in the next session and Struck out Williams and Brady, and Dougherty flied out to cen ter. The Woodmen almost scored in the last of the eleventh. Spaulding was retired from second to first. Teb- ben singled, Magoffin drove a long fly. but Brady gathered it in after long run. Congo biffed one safe and it looked good for a run but Cisney hit into the second baseman's hands and was out at first
 Stafford struck out in the first of the twelfth. Vermuelen issued d pass to Bowen which wasGateful. Terrence hit a iielder's choice and Hicks drove out a clean single which bounded over the left fielder's noodle and the win ming run was chalked up. Luck played against the Woodmen in the last of the session. Nolk landed for a safe one. Towers rapped down an easy one to short stop and Volk was forced at
Arizona republican., 1908-02-24
TWELVE INNING CAME
 AND FLORENCE WINS
A Bitter Sweet Morsel For the Phoe- nix Fans Who Got Their Moneys Worth

| The Phoenix WoodchOppers lost to ] Florence yesterday by a score of } to 6. but it took F innings to do it. While l there were some rank misplays on both sides. it was by far the most in teresting game in which the Woodmen team has figured Florence developed
 into a more contentious opponent than
 had been anticipated. The Woodmen
 showed some unexpected weak places at the same time. The crowd which witnessed the game was not very large,
 decidedly disappointing to the mana gers of base ball here. There was disposition among some of the occu-
 pants of the bleachers to knock the home boys and root for the men from , by Gila. This can in a measure
 be accounted for by the fact that Will | Hams of Mesa tossed for Florence, and 1 has some supporters among the fans here. It also arose in the beginning 1 from a belief that Florence was going l to get all the worst of it, and had no I chance any how.
 There was also considerable ragging on a few of Gormley's decisions. Gorm- ! ley umpired strictly according tu, the rules, the strict letter and spirit there ! of, though some of the rOOters did not know it. An instance was when first and second were occupied and the bat ter knocked a fly ball, he was declared { out. at once and before the ball was caught. It was in accordance with
 section of rule 51, the hoist being an infield fly as defined by the rule, which is one that can be handled by an infielder.
 Vermuelen pitched for the Woodmen and was not accorded very good sup port. He was touched up for hits | during the twelve innings, while Will Hams allowed II. Both pitchers had
 worked in the box on Saturday at Mesa and were not in the best of
 shape for prolonged game, Hicks who
 caught a fine game for Florence won
 the contest with his left field hit in
 the first of the twelfth after two were
 out. Tebben at third made one sen
 sational stop of line drive with his
 glove hand and Towers pulled down some high throws. The WOodnnen pulled off a couple Of fast double plays
 which nipped some Florence scores in
 the early bud. Outside of these epi-
 sodes there were no sensational fea-
 tures
  Florence secured two runs in the second session on two infield errors
 and single by Brady. Two more were added in the third, making it four, on
 two clean singles, a base on balls and
 an infield error. Florence was goose
 eSged till the first of the seventh
 when an error at third, another fum-
 ble at short, and a single, tallied Bower
 Williams kept the Woodchoppers
 shut out until the seventh. when he.
 had a very bad inning Volk. Towers
 and Nermuelen singled in succession
 and two runs were scored. Leach slit
 the ozone. Spaulding was nit by
 pitcher, and Tebben singled and Yer
 muelen came home with the third tal-
 ly. Williams gave Magoffin a base on
 balls but Congo flied out to second
 and Cisney famed and the score stood
Arizona republican., 1908-02-24
. Personal. Mention
s.ss+++++4-i..i..s......s.+-s +-s4++%+++.s-

Jos. Pryor Of Louisville. accompa- nied by his wife, was among the tour | ists arriving here yesterday. E. B. Newman of Flagstaff was a business visitor here yesterday. William Peters of Congress spent yesterday in Phoenix Harry Lee and wife of Los Angeles were among the visitors arriving here yesterday.
 The following were registered at the Ford yesterday: R. N Peters. Little Rock: w. R. Strong, A. L. Strong. J. H. Records. Riverside: w. A. Bondu- rant. Los Angeles; C. M. Burr F. NJ. Morrison. Los Angeles; Ernest Hall, Salome.
 At the Commercial yesterday were: J. w. Atkinson. Tucson: Mrs. c. M. Ford. Tucson; Eugene CrandeH. Cave Creek; Colin Campbell: Charles Dag enett. Washington; Jose Celaya. Flor ence; William Peters. Congress; E.
Arizona republican., 1908-02-24
ANNUAL SALE. TEN MILLIcH BOXES

Agufre. Red Re ok; w. R. Jackson, Fl PasO
 The followir were guests at the Hotel Adams yesterday: F. L. Opie and mother Rocky Ford; F. T. Rob bins. Tucsou George Ruffner, St. Louis; Mir. and Mrs A E. Champ. Providence; A. Hallen. Washington; A. Grunett. Ind: b. ". Hopkins: liar ry Rosenfeld@ F. Bowman, P l. Thomas. Wilkes Barre, Pa; L. " Noll. Chicago: MT. and Mrs. James Farron. Chicago. George P. Baldwin. Chicago.
Arizona republican., 1908-02-24

Struck out-By Vermuelen, F; Will lianS IL Base on balls-Vermue!en, ?; Williams, 2 Hit by Williams, ?.
 Lineup: Woodmen-Towers, first; Sraul1ing. second; Tebben. third; Cis- ney short: Leach, left; Congo, center: Volk. right; Magoffin, catcher; Yer muelen, pitcher.
 F1orence-DOugherty first; Tor renee. second; SalazaF third; Bowen, short; Brady, left; Emory, center; Stafford. right Hicks, catcher; Will Hams, pitcher.
Arizona republican., 1908-02-24
Here is what you want

An Ideal Kitchen Set, including as 1 Ruberoid Handle Pancake Turner, 1 Ruberoid Handle Blasting Spoon. RuberOid Handle Butcher Knife, Ruberoid Handle Bread Knife, 1 Ruberoid Handle Emery Steel. 1 Ruberoid Handle Pairing Knife.
 The whole set of six pieces goes fo
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-04-01
WAS THE UNION RIGHr7

A few weeks ago the Union spoke of
the candidacy of Mr.. John Barnes for
the position of justice of the supreme
court We stated then that the rail-
roads could have no better candidate
Tor their purposes. 1t appeared to US
as though there was deep underlaid
purpose on the part of the old corpo-
ration crowd, to bring Mr.. Barnes for
ward. Now as proof of the soundness
of our surmise we have only to read
over the list of Milwaukee lawyers who
have announced themselves for Barnes.
There is scarcely man in the list as
far as we can recall, who has not been
known as warm friend and sympa-
thizer with the railroads in their con-
tention with the people of the state.
Their enlistment on that side is no idle
thing. 1t means just what the Union
said it meant.
1t is deep laid scheme to put a man
on the supreme bench to strengthen the
railroad side of the question should the
two-cent fare law ever come before the
court.
But few people as rule ever take
pains to vote for justice of the supreme
court. This year, however, they should
take especial pains to vote. Not a
farmer, not mechanic or tradesman
can afford to forget to vote for Justice
Bashford, who is not the choice of the
railroad attorneys. If elected he will
hold the scales of justice evenly and
fairly, and that is what the big corpo-
rations do not want.
Remember the vote is taken at the
Town and Municipal Election in April
Governor Hoard in Jefferson County
Union.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-04-01
VERNON COUNTY coURr-lN PROBATE
Calendar of Cases to be Heard at SECULAR
Term. April 7. 1908.

Estate of George N, Hauge- Final
settlement.
Estate of VIM. Hutchison-Fin set
Element.
Estate of Patrick Lynn Final set
Element.
Estate of Hans Ruud-Fin settle
ment.
Estate of o. H. Hestethun-F Final
settlement.
Estate of Mary Hopp-Final settle
ment.
Estate of John C. Spellum- Final set
tlement.
Estate of Isaac w. Smith Final set
tlement.
Estate of Richard Hayden-Petition
for Administration.
Guardianship of Mary Chadwick-Pe-
tition for guardian.
Estate of Starritt Kauffman-Proof
of will.
Eststate of Brigg Sutherland Proof
of will.
Estate of Hedge G. Helgeson-P Proof
Estate of Samuel Mills Hearing on
claims.
Estate of j. P. Sullivan--Confrma
tion of sale.
All hearings continued until April 9Th.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-04-01

The Burnett County Sentinel reflects
the CENsoR's sentiments in the fol-
lowing: 1.-THE United State senate has
again passed bill providing for sub
sidy for ships. 1t would be just as good
logic and far more paying to grant a
subsidy to those who invest in grubbing
machines and dynamite to clear up their
lands. Were it not for the industry
and labor of the pioneers, who cleared,
grubbed and broke the land from the
Atlantic to the Mississippi there would
be nothing for ships to carry. The
farmer never had any government sub
sidy, let the shipowners go without it
also"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-04-01
AGE NO BAR.
Everybody in viroqua lie Eligible.

Old people stopped with suffering.
Middle age, courageously fighting,
Youth protesting inpatiently;
Children, unable to explain;
All in misery from their kidneys.
Only little bsekache first.
Comes when you catch a cold.
Or when you strain the back.
Many complications follow.
Urinary disorders, diabetes, Bright s
disease.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure badkache.
Cure every form of kidney ills.
Mrs. Elmer Marker, living in the
eastern part of Viroqua, Wis, says:
81 know Doans Kidney Pills to be a
reliable remedy for children subject to
kidney trouble. Our little boy, nine
years old, has been victim of weak
kidneys since infancy and seemed to
have but little control over the secre-
tions, which gave him much annoyance.
He doctored and used several different
remedies but nothing seemed to reach
his case. We procured Doan's Kidney
Pills for him at A. j. Johnson's drug
store and they made great improve
ment in his condition. He has gradu-
ally gained in strength, his kidneys are
not so weak and the secretions are
more regular in action. We take plea
sure in recommending Doan's Kidney
Pills. -
For sale by all dealers. Price 30 cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name Doan s. and
take no other.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-04-01
REMARKABLE RECORD
MADE IN NORTHWEST
Young Man with New Theory Is Astonisf1-
ingly Successful in Minneapolis.

burg during the thirty Gays Mr.. Coop
er spent "a that city.
DURING the past twenty-five days
kr. Cooper has been in Minneapolis,
the sale of his preparation has aver
aged about two thousand bottles day.
When the amount of medicine disposed
OF throughout the state IL added TO
this, the amount viii be doubled.
Therefore, the young man has sold in
twenty-five days eighty-cight thousand
bottles Of his medicine in the state Of
Minnesota alone. which is truly re-
markable record.
During the past week so many hun
drsds Of Minneapolis people have been
calling 70 thank Cooper for the good
he has accomplished with his medi-
cine, that il is safe to say that his
visit win long be remembered by the
sick of the city"
We sell the famous Cooper prepare
tion which has made similar record
to the above wherever introduced.
%. z. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-04-01

The remarkable success that has at
tended L. T. Cooper during the past
year has not been confined TO any one
locality, but is so widespread that the
young man is now a well-known figure
in most of the leading cities OF the
country.
Mr.. Cooper believes that the storm
aeh is the foundation for most ill
health, and claims that his prepare
ton, by regulating the stomach, is a
true specific for most diseases. The
following extract from the Tribune Of
Minneapolis gives an idea of the sur.
prising number OF people WHO are ac-
cepting Cooper's theory. The article
was one Of many that appeared during
Cooper's stay in Minneapolis, and is ss
follows:
'SThe sale Of Cooper's preparation
is now phanomenal In This city. and
an estimate made today seems to indi-
cate teyoHd all doubt that it viii equal
the large figures reported from Pitts
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1908-04-01
Sought cosnfor, in Death.

Despondent over the death of her
son Albert, Mrs. Wenzel Breidel, wife
of wealthy farmer of Chipmunk Coulee
near La Crosse jumped into a cistern
with her 4 year-old child, after first
asking him if he preferred to go to
Albert or stay with his father, 10 which
the child answered in favor of the
former. To take away the horrifying
aspect of the cistern Mrs. Breidel poured
a can of milk into the water. Her hus-
band discovered note she left in which
she told her intentions, nearly a month
out her plan. The husband discovered
the body and went TO the bottom of the
cistern himself to recover the corpses.