davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-14

Evidence that men lived in the Alps
100000 years ago has been discovered.
They doubtless found Switzerland
much less expensive than 1t is to-day.
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-14

1t IL said that chewing gum will
cure you of sea sickness. but will sea
sickness also cure you Of the chewing
gum habit? g.
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-14

Beauty is only skin deep, but the
skin of a rhinoceros is too deep to
show 1t up to advantage.
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-14

i Chicago plans a subway. declares
the News Of that city, which will make
that of any other city look like an
nhandoned cistern.
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-14

Probably fountain pen is so called
because 1t is forever overflowing.
The Glenwood post., 1908-11-14
RESEN7s ATTACKS GREAT ca INDUSTRY

MANAGER OF AMERICAN SMELLING AND REFINING COMPANY DE-
POLICY THAT cORPORATION-HAvE
INIEREERED IN POLITICS OF STATE IN ANY WAY.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-02-22


stokes Of AEleanopy was In
on business yesterday.
l. Barton Of Rocky Point
ding In the city yesterday,
and Mrs. n r. Colson have re.
from . pleasant visit to Jack.
EetrOuer has returned from
visit TO his former home at
pey J. A Williams Of Cedar
spending . few days with his
here.
your ohe-pond empty coffee
q get one pound 25coORee for
b Magnet.
hing worth While--sAtisfac-
pa enjoyment at the Tsber-
tuesday evening.
Parrish, president Of the bank
'do. was n business visitor
city yesterday.
A. F, HarrOd has returned
eala, where she has been on q
visit TO friends.
program for Tuesday evening
Tabernacle promises Gaines
rare musical treat. .n u
Medlin has returned from
n, where he has been looking
~ extensive sawmill interests. ?
Macarthur Of Montbrook was
tlty yesterday. He Is connect
The firm Of Wade & Macarthur.
Limbaugh. q prominent citi-
Btarke, was among those who
stsrday in this city on bust.
Burke of Jacksonville spent
hnrs In the city yesterday, the
his daughter, Mrs. J, X.
Harrison Hodges has returned
npa. where he has been for
few days attending the meet.
Ne Florida State Medical So
Hutchinson, representing the
low q Doty Company. Jack.
left yesterday for ocala and
plnts In the interest Of his
the Gainesville folks who
ne TO Tampa for q visit is
Kennedy. one OF the efficient
at the store OF w. s, Dorsey
semaster Parish of the At.
coast Aaa who makes his
rters in Palatla, is in the city.
lsh is q guest 81 friends while
g. r. McClenny and son. Carl,
the city from Cadillac yes
Captain McClenny and his
D the moving spirits OF that
eive settIemen:
q. Porter Smith OF wacahoota
aghter. Mrs. W. M. Hazel Of'
n, 8. c., are in the city. Mrs.
has been on a visit to her
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-02-22

der process OF erection. Is rapidly as.
suming proportions, and In u short
time will be complete. Dir, aud Mira,
Graves expect to occupy the honr for
short while before returning 10
Nebraska. They are winter visitors,
spending three or four months In each
year here,
The special term OF the circuit
court having adjourned until Thurs.
dag Of next week, Judge J, T. Wills
has returned 10 his home nj stArke
until that date. Judge Wills Ia q
genial, affable gentleman, and will
be missed by his numerous friends IN
the lobby Of the Brown House IN the
evenings. where he Is accustomed 10
chat With them.
Mrs, A. J. Warden, formerly OF this
city but now residing a, TiOga, where
her husband In connected with the
GUNNER Lumber Company. came Ia
attend the card party given by Mes.
danes J. ~. Graham and Evans Halle
on Thursday afternoon. returning
homo yesterday. Mrs. waFdens
numerous friends were delighted 10
meet her AZ this function.
ar. and Mira T. y. Cheek Of Blrm.
lngham. Ala. have arrived IA ,hs
city. and viii spend the next teW
days here. They have been Ia Jack
sonville and other points. but SIR
Check declares be IL more deeply i'm.
pressed with what b. has seVn 81
Gainesville 20 Ear than any other city
IN the State. Hs loves TIE city for
its cleanliness. morality add Fenhe-
rnsnL the combination Of which he
says must make a god town and =
good community.
=
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
The Burlington Ring.

This paper has refrained from saying
anything about the political situation
III this county. hoping that il would
clear UP. The fight in Burlington
against the ring Of politicians who
have run things All they pleased for
many years u i fight to the finish. Tie
feeling throughout the county Is very
bitter against Burlington on account
OF the way the different towns have
been sold out year after year by the
same gang Of trading politicians. There
bus been feeling that II was time
II teach that city and lis ring lesson
that would not soon be forgotten What
the end viii be no man can tell.--Essex
Record
The end, whenever it comes, win be
revolution. Ii may not come today ar
tomorrow DR. the next day. bnt when
II does come ii viii oyerturn ring
that has become offensive to all decent
citizenship Of the city and the county.
II has fed upon IFS control Of Office and
fattened upon its subway control Of
the liquor traffic Burlington News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

Mr. and Mrs. james Barrett are Wis.
Ting relatives in Richmond.
Bank Commissioner e. A. Cobb az Is
land Pond and Mrs. Cobb were III town
yesterday
Mr.. and Mrs. o. S. Turner Of ITALIA.
poosa, Ca. are visiting relatives in this
vicinity after an absence Of II years
franz the state.
MI. and Mrs. George Atkins and Mr..
and Mrs. r w. Morse are IN camp AZ
Camp Watson on the shore OF Lake
ChampIain in Milton.
Miss Lima !. Baker was operated on
yesterday AT Heat0n hospital for OPP
pendicitis. SHE was reported "a com
irritable last evening.
Commencing next Saturday the EN-.
l,loyes ut the shops OF the Lane Manu-.
flcturing company viii have a half boil
day Saturday during the summer
months
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank X. Coss will 20
today 10 Yergennes. whore this even
ing Mr. goss win be toastmaster at the
ANIMAL banquet Of the Nergcnnes high
school alumni association.
Edward Ballard ana Homer Hayden
have gone to Woods Island Lake
Cbamplain, to put $. $. Billiards. sum
mer camp In readiness for visitors. A
party III young lads win join them
there today.
The papal benedietion was admins.
tered Is large congregations at ST.
Auelistine's church Sunday morning BY
the Rev. sather ". j. 0'Sullisan, who
was authorized by his holiness to pro-
nounce the "a me. After ain explana-
tion of the Importance Of the event by
Father 0'Sulliyan, the congregation
dtyotedly knelt while the blessing was
impressiveiy given. The entire SER
vice was marked by deep solemnity.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
INTERESTING 70 vERMoNrERs.
Dedication Of Memorial Hall Near An
dersonYfIIe Prison.

Mrs. II. e. Batchelder, secretary Of
he local circle Of the Ladies of the
Grand Army Of the Republic has re-
cs ived communication from Mrs. >.
X. Browne 81 Fitzgerald. Georgia, ii
which she gives an interesting account
Of a memorial hall dedicated, May 80,
at Andersonyille. The hall IS on the
site Of the famous, or infamous. An
dersonyiIle prison Of the Civil War and
y intended 10 be uspd as resting
place BY the veterans and others ON
their visits to the place.
ia her letter Mrs Browne says that
the hall is built Of artificial stone. x
20 By so feet IN size and il furnished
with tables and chairs that the visitors
may eat their lunches and rest at their
ease. This hail is OF considerable I'M
terest to Vermonters as there are
buried in the prison park there no less
than 242 Vermont boys who lost their
lievs in the prison. Each year the vet !.
Grams gather there on Memorial day To
decorate their graves and many times
rhis ceremony has been performed I'll 4
pouring rain. In some cases they have
ridden many miles in wet clothing To
reach their homes.
Three years ago 4 heroic little band
of women in the vicinity az the famous
grounds started d movement 10 build ii
helter. The dedication Of the hall on
Decoration day shows the result OF
their work. Through their enterprise,
This work has been carried on IN the
name Of the Ladies' Of the Grand Army
and It II one Of the greatest works
tyeh undertaken by this order
It may be a comfort 70 the friends
cf those brave Vermont boys, who laid
down their lives IN this prison pen.
To know that last Memorial days was
spent III the dedication of this Grand
Army shelter The shelter win require
no further expenditure al it Is on
ground belonging to the government AMI
she superintendent of the cemetery viii
care for il.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

JINGLES AND JESTS

Merely Spring.
Summer hasn't struck us yet
This Is only springl
aien in undersbirts Of net,
Birds with dropping wing,
Iccmen coming every day
Hoter'n anything,
Yet we're barely through with Mays
This Is only spring.
Dogs with red tongues lolling out,
Boys in swimming holes,
SunstrolSes everywhere about,
Pavement hot al Goals,
Asphalt street as soft as mush,
Collar Just string
Summer hasn't bit rs yet;
This is only spring
Chicago News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
The 3. q G.A

The s. G. CTS.
Here comes the sweet girIy graduates,
men,
Tripping along with their speeches.
Amt they 4 bunch of delici0usncss,
theng
Amt they adorable peaches
Secl There they climb to the platform
place now,
Fresh and A. sweet as new butterl
Lovely will 20 tho high thoughtiets, I
trow,
Those divine vocals vim utter
Therel They have started their clever
remarks.
Hark Zee 70 that oratory
Cities should put more investments in
War is a dread thing and CORY
BrowniRg's insight to an old wonan's
England's free trade views are shift
ing
Neo platUnics iii late Congo art
On, amt the topics nplifting7
Yet. as / list to the themes 50 INTENSE
Those sweet young ladies are yaunt-
ing,
have A sudden and curious sense
That there is something that's want
ing.
Highbrowed they be and Al in their
looks,
Keen as case Of new knives
Yet l hear nothing Of sock-darns Or
cooks
How viii they pan out as wifey'sg
Richmond Times-Dispatch.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

The Herald has glanced at the issue
Of June I'd. The advertisement in ques-
ton Is separated from the reading mat
ter BY double eut-otf rule, which. as it
happens, IN twice As black ais the Gus
tafnary rule inserted in such cases. ID
has also examined the entire issue and
finds that every advertisement Is hon.
estsy inserted and marked
Now this paper has displayed consid
cradle patience ID this absolutely unwar-
ranted attack of The Times and mas
given full allowance for possible mis-
take, either in this Office Of On the part
Of the contemporary, but il submits
taat it has now come to a point where
The Times must either prove Its state
nient Ct apologize
A copy Of tlie Issue Of June I'd has
been mailed to the publisher Of The
Times under personal cover. If ne finds
that be is correct. The Herald will admit
its mistake, not It's dishonesty, and apol
oQize 70 its readers. II The Times II
wrong. II must apologize to The Herald.
Rutland Herald
We hunbly beg our contemporary's
pardon. Two members Of The Times
STAFF read the issue Of june I'd and the
advertisement IN question without see
ing the abbreyiation adv AT is end,
50 much ike part 81 the reading mat
ter did it appear. The Herald honestly
marks this advertising run aas reading
matter with the abbreviation adv at
the end.
Bnt to get back to the original edi-
tcrial. IN the Herald which tried to
set up a standard Of morals for its con.
temporaries to follow. under the caption
Comparative Honesty" isn't the paper
that marks its political advertising at
the beginning as communicated a.
honest as the paper which marks it az
radr.1 at the end The reader Of the
arst knows what IS coming before be
starts in.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
4 GAIN THOUGH nANDIcAppED.


1t looked like lean year last year on
which to pin ones faith in an increased
grand list in Barre, because Of the adj
verse conditions, chief among which was
the INDIGESTION due To the possibility 81 q
tie-up In the leading industry of the
place. AS the expiration Of working
agreements in the granite trade APP
proaches, business always goes halt and
lame, unfortunate al it HI; real estate
does not move with customary rapidity;
personal property goes into hiding; gem
orally there is much stagnation. So it
was ii the city last year, Then add
ID ii the promised loss of a large mum
Ter of poll taxes due to The realized
tie-up IN the granite industry, since q
large part Of The floating population
seeks work elsewhere as soon as the OPP
portunity Il cut off mere.
However III the face Of all these de-
pressing agencies, the grand List Of
Barre actually shows gain, small, to
be sure, but satisfactory In view Of
the fact that other communities in the
state have shown loss. The assessors
are to be congratulated, too, on finding
50 many Of the poll tax payers, the
threatened loss Of several hundred hav-
ing been reduced 10 sixty.seven. The
present year should ZEE an appreciabIe
increase IN the grand Hat, inasmuch as
there will be no labor disputes to dis
quiet people for three years, and real
estate operations should, therefore, take
On an impetus.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

Perhaps no one has ever noticed IT,
but the Cunard steamship company Is
getting vast deal Of beneficial adver-
Using out Of the frequent record break
ing attempts Of its two latest model
steamsaiPs, the Lusitauia and the Mau-
rctania First one boat, then the other,
skips along the ocean path at a little
faster pace that the Others down il
goes in lsg headlines in the newspapers.
Nevertheless, the Cunard y fine line
and deserves an the good things that
are being said, albeit Inc repetition
Of stories about record breaking trips is
triae similar.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
CURRENT COMMENT.
Rough o rhe .pead Rat.g

Barre is getting quite Partisan in
its nomenclature. For instance We
read Of Marietta Pochette, the keeper
III a resort known as THE Dead Rat =
being arrested in raid on her place
and in court she punched witness in
the head. We should prescribe Rough
on Rats.T--Springheld Reporter.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

The newspaper brethren Of the state
know little OF the strenuous conditions
that the ST. Adams Messenger faced
yesterday when IL awoke to a reaIiza-
tion that it could not have electric power
to run its linotype machines, start its
presses or furnish light, and didn't know
when ii could have the mysterious force
again Every newspaper man IN the
state would gladly have helped had it
been possible to assist.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

The firm OF Doctors Leudon & Lou
don, osteopathic physicians Of Burling-
ton, has announced the dissolution of
partnership beginning June II. Rota
members, DR.. Guy F. and Dr. Harry n
London. viii remain in practice in Bur-
Hhgton. having Offices in their respec-
tive residences ON South Union street.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

He-so your father thought | wanted
to marry you for your money. what
did you say!
Shell persuaded him that you didn't,
and then be said il that was the case
you didn't have any sense. - Jewish
Ledger.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
a confdencs

(which DO you Ike best. Stella.
your doll or your Teddy bearfz asked
= visitor Of q little 4-ycar-sld.
After a moments hesitation the
small diplomat weut over and wins.
persd in the ear Of the questioBefs II
tank ! like my dolly best, but please
fon't tel Teddy .H-Chieago News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

Miss Woodby--So MI. Smart really
said he considered me very witty. ehs
Miss Knox-Not exactly. He said be
had to laugh every time he met you
Philadelphia Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
Mhen L.ove u Younn.

'You haven't half smoked that cigar.
A newly married man should not be SO
wastefuI"
II leave the butts long to please my
wife. She likes to loop 'en with rib
bons and hang 'en about the flat"--
Washington Herald.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

Tory IS al Irish word fer a dig run.
ner." Il originally applied to the
Romish outlaws in ireland and then
70 all Jacobites prior to becoming :
political designation
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
stuptd

Happy event at Browns house,
ssWhat was itl''
Il saw bascinet going IN there this
morning
"Eh1 didn't know Brown was
musical. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
RniIdlnn Mntn II 1a2a

In order To complete the four hun
dred and tenth story or the Sksndi-
cate building the contractors will have
to raise the sky three or four feet
Harper's Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
A sIioht Jelt

Yes. said young Blowitz. Il can
trace NJ descent back 400 years"
lndeedW rejoined Miss Cutting. i
had no idea you had been on the down.
ward path 50 long."-chicaeo News
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
Warnlna.

IL you'd not have the busy ny
Crawl tickling Ger your brow
In summer warm. heed this alarm
And --AeFeens--up--now
kansas City Times.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
A Generous Nephew.

HEWITT suppose that when your
uncle comes to New York you viii see
he is properly entertained
Jewett- Yes; he shall have every
thing that his money win buy.-Puek.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

THE race track man Il fun or guile.
OF cain he has a stack.
He let's you hold some FOR awhile,
But he always takes 1t back
Washington Star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
His MaIodorOus Joke.

De StyIe-w when he swofe at the odor
81 gasoline was he In rage?
Gunbusta-No; In garage. - Brook
lyn Life.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
somethInn Vsronn.

Hyker- Bronson tells me he Is taking
mud baths now
Pyker-W Why, thought no was ont
OF politics. Smart Set.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

Mrs. Benham-SFill you be home
early. dearl
Benham--How can / tell how the
game is going?-Puek.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
lie was Riuht.

AYou ara too fiy." he said TO her
In q straightforward fashion.
And then. as IL to prove hls words,
She few into d passion.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

Dan Cupid spite his fans,
has now been brought to shame.
We have discovered mid his kisses
His tiny arrows Oft make Mrs
james Schneider, Jr., iaa pittsburg Post.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

MY love. said he. IS ike the sea-
And the maiden answered quick.
II think Il quite iitels you're right.
For thsy both make me SICK
Chicago Newa
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
Our Trains.

The American Globe Trotter-TallS
about travelling Why, in America
trains 60 50 fast that it takes two
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
Sane Old Place.

where did you go on your honey
noong"
Broke. "-Harper's Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
Foster. D. ].

Foster. the Hon d. J. Of Burlington.
The slick triekster now seeking renomi-
nation for Congress from the Republic
cans III this district, il said to have an
underground wire leading into the pen
sion department. at Washington which
Hips him eli when there's anything do
ing ia that line for one Of Foxy Daye's
constituents. In common with all
ther wire pnllers. n. j. makes strong
play Tor tile G IA. n. and the &. W NJ.
vote; but, not content with ouch friends
AS would naturally be made when help
ing to straighten out some knotty pen
son tangle. Foster tries to play a
double header by sending word (When Ii
pension II gTanted1 slightly Id advance
IN the customary official notice, bis evil
tent intention being TO lead every pen.
sioner in the district to believe that ID.
] Foster Of Burlington, VT, is the ono
SIRE thing proposition On pension
deal, when In point of fact he doesn't
Egiire III The game beyond sending out
these bluff notices efibbed from the de-
partment IN question for political ef.
feet. A bare faced triekster from start
Ia finish, Foster IL not fit person to
occupy tile position he now holds bv
virtue of deals trades and sharp prac.
tic0s. and his defeat ut the Forthcoming
convention win be hailed with delight
by the elean-minded element II the
Republican party Vermont Union Sig.
nal.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

The Fair Haven Era thinks the people
Of Vermont want the Proctor policies.
They 40, and deep down IN their hearts
they want Proctor TO administer them
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
ATS

The Connecticut river continues to coli
lect It's toll from the unwary and I'M
wise; heavy ton II is, too.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
CHICAGO COLISEUM, SCENE or THE REPUBLICAN Ma
Tl0NAL CONVENTION, JUNE l6.
Affinity

Affinity.
TO the factory girl
With the banana curl
Said the man with the Adams apple,
Il can plainly see
You're the fruit for me-
And he led her 20 the chapel.
--Ldppinectt's Magazine.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

people to talk about 'em--one Is Nv
Here she comeslr and tho other To
Aay There The goeglF-Sketch.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

A combination Of the right hat.
the right shoes and the right girl
ought to mean pretty good Sum
mer for you
The hat and shoes are here and
all the other dress attractions to
attract the right girl
New LOT Of Fancy Scarfs and
Handkcrchicfs to match.
See our new Canary and Green
Shirts, 81. 90 each.
WE CLEAN, PRESS AND
REPAIR CLOTHING.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16
TAFT AS a GoLFER.

Snapshot Of the secretary Of
war as he appears on the golf
links.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-06-16

After the recital refreshments Of ice
cream and cake were served by Miss
Morse, and a pleasant social time en-
joyed.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1908-01-03
THINGS THEATRICAL.

Mcintyre and Heath, who have for
the last three years been appearing In
"The Ham Tree" will have new
musical comedy next season.
The company supporting Bertha Ka-
llch In Marta OF the Lowlands" In
cludes Henry Kelker. Robert McWade,
Ivy Hughes and Edith Taliaferro.
Owen Johnson. author OF several nov
els and many short stories. Is the au-
thor Of the new play. "The Comet" In
which Nine. Nazimova is to appear.
George Crossman, Jr.. the English
comedian. has been engaged as prin-
cipal support for Miss Hattie Williams
in her production OF Miss Fluffy Ruff
fies."
Miss Elsie Janis has written to all
the actors she has initiated, asking
them to visit her performances In New
York to see themselves caricatured in
'The Hoyden."
II is rumored that Frank Worthing
will be starred In a dramatization OF
the Robert w. Chambers novel, 1.-The
Fighting Chance" following his ap.
pearance in London next summer In
support of Miss Grace George.