The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-25
DRIFT WOOD
All over but everybody had . good

All over but everybody had c good time.
 Come again neat year. }@ Men act the fool lots of times. but you seldom hear of one squeezing hts innards out of shape with straight front corset, to the average man when she tries to button her waist up the back. when the steak is burned. the pota- toes, cold, .ae Tread sogEy. and the cof- foe weak. how. can wife expect to re exciairns with the poet +thefe ia no place like home" .dd you ever see a woman pass . bar her shop without looking in7 ..> ~t~ About the bitterest dose in this world for a young man to swallow Is the re- alisation finally that he eoesn't knew 1t all.
 Tuberculosis costs the people of this country sI .000. 900. 900 a year. Lots of money to have to cough up.
 .1,.-, + % t-.s.' ."- And so the members of the cabinet are even taking the stump. The Re- pubs are getting more and more "skeer- ed" as the time cpproaeheth
 Sometimes responsibility
 Upon a cheap straw boss
 Is like a ffty-dollar saddle
 On q ave-dollar hoss .. The trouble about meeting ceieb- rity is that he eats and eieeps and erumbles and has the stomach ache just like anybody else. Some singers can hold mote" long, CT than others. some can even held one for ninety days and then not pay 1t.
 viii Ee woman
 AufRragette
 Care to smoke the
 Cigarette?
 pr. cook the Arctic explorer. writes back that he has plenty of dogs. This sounds encouraging as the do'tor is in no immediate danger Of running ais together out os e food supply.
 + # The naked trees are biushinS To see the leaves all rushing
 70 the ground. But 'hey'll have to stand and shiveT For they cannot reach for klver Nowhere round. Cheer up, ye who live in the rural communities, for you can now buy Some records and listen any old evening to joint debate between photograph and a graphophone.
 The South is just aching to vote for Taft" says The Bufkaio News. Not so's you can notice it--or at leas. not enough to require she attentions ot physician. A stAtistacian says that every Dit Of glass that is now in use will be broks on in ten years from now. MORAL Don't live in glass houses 'He who hesitates iE lost" said the poet But with all due respect we would add that. he who jitates about betting on a horse race hasn't lost. .. The number of powdered and per fumed iarlingB that will wander around our beautiful ,ity today without their mamas, only the Good Lord and His angels guarding them, will be q fa- miliar sight.
 same old T'hI-.s.
 Ring up the curtain
 Bring on the play
 Its the same old villain
 In the same old way.
 The same shs maiden
 Loves the same brave boy
 With the same old painted
 Stagelike joy.
 The same old tears
 Course down the cheek
 Of the same old dad
 For twenty a week.
 And justice triumphs--
 All comes right
 For the same old fifty
 Cents a night
 PHIL H ARMSTRONG.
 
 Back at Drift. Speaking of the world in more Spe- oInc and personal manner, Phil Arm strong, the Alabama song-maker, says: ''This world 1t is a funny place With funny people in 1t; It takes a woman bout an hour To Be there in a minute" And he might have added that they are all alike In this particular.
 --Nebraslka State Journal.
 + 4 As a national headquarters for the Prohibition Party, what's the matter with Coldwater, Michigan? asks Drift Armstrong;. Or, GoodWatsr, AlabRma7