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The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-12-10
A VfNISON FEED
Dominic OehIer. Lets His Brother
Nimrods Help Him Eat His
Deer

Rev. F. H. Oehler, pastor of the
Congregational church, was mem
Der of party of deer hunters recently
and came home bringing a fine fawn
with him.
On Tuesday evening of last week
the clerical Nimrod had spread at
the parsonage, and his guests were
members of the hunting party and two
of his brother clergynen. 1t was a
great spread, the chief articles of diet
being deer and turkey. These tooth
some animals we're cooked in the high
est style of art by the dominie's better
half. The appetites of the hunters
were in fine condition, so that it kept
Mrs. Oehler and her able and talented
culinary assistant, Mrs. Jas. Ingram,
busy for an hour serving the good
things. If you doubt that there were
mighty appetites, just look over the
following list of Nimrods and clearies
that stretched their lower extremities
beneath the Congregational mahog-
any:
Revs. S. J.. Mitchellsand ]. T. B.
Smith, j. L. Ingram, Sam Ingram,
M. F. Woodbury., ]. H. Haddock,
"Chan" Marshall. ]. F. Cooper, A.
N. Stiles, Geo. Fish, E. A. Richards,
Bert Hansen, DR.. E. j. Lewis. Then
there was Dominic Oehler himself who
did pretty fair trencher work.
After dinner. hunting stories were
in order and the way that crowd spun
yarns was revelation to. the oldest
inhabitant. All took a turn at the
business until Geo. Fish feared he
would have to call out the fire depart
ment. To Sam Ingram, say the little
brides, goes the palm for the biggest
yarn, with Dominic Oehler q close
second. Special mention should be
made OF Haddock's narrative relative
to the famous bag of tame ducks
which he and Leo Heifner recently
gathered in. Gene Richards was in
clined to think Haddock's story was
ancient history by this time, but it
was allowed under suspension of the
rules. Honorable mention should al.
80 be made of the new Methodist DOM
inie, who though comparative strang-
er in these parts, clearly demonstrated
that after becoming a little better ac-
climated, he could trot with the best
of them. All had jolly time and
when the party broke up the guests
thanked their theological entertainer,
"Chan Marshall, it is reported, having
modestly suggested that he make the
dinner an annual affair. Doc Lewis
heartily seconded the motion, SO tits
said, and it went through without op-
position.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-12-10
A Spider That Fishes.

Prof. Berg, in Buenos Ayres. has
discovered spider which practices
fishing at times. In shallow places it
spins between stones two-winged,
conical net, on which 1t runs in the
water and captures small fish, tad
poles, etc. That it understands its
work well is shown by the numerous
shriveled skins Of little creatures that
lie about in the web net.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-12-10
She Did Her Duty by Him.

One Monday morning the colored
wash lady" did not arrive at the usu.
al hour to do the weekly washing of q
family residing in a Pennsylvania
town.
When she appeared some time
later the mistress of the house de-
scended to the kitchen and was great
ly edited by the woman's explanation.
"No'm"-carefully removing a hat
ornamented by a voluminous black
veil, II want sick. I had to stay
home to receive my diseased brothers
remainders that was sent from Pitts
burg day before Yesterday"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-12-10
PUBLISHERS MEET
Continued from page 1.

social time during which there were
short speeches by Wadena's citizens
and the visiting publishers. A male
quartet furnished several selections.
The best of feeling prevailed and
Wadena may we'll feel proud of its
ability in the line Of entertaining Wis
itors. On their part the publishers
appreciated the many favors extend
ed and the generous hospitality
shown. ..
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-12-10
Flowers or Rice.

In the neighborhood Of Shanghai
an English sailor on his way to tho
foreigners burial ground to lay q
wreath on the grave Of former COM
rade met an intelligent looking native
carrying a pot Of rice.
Hello, John!" he hailed, where
are, you goin' with that 'ere?"
"I takee put on glave-glave Of my
fiien'," said the Chinaman.
"Ho! ho!" laughed the sailor, "and
when do you expect your friend to
come up and eat it,"
John was silent moment and then
replied, Cali time samee your flien'
come up and smelles your flowers"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-12-10
Not Far Wrona.

In Southern state where an edu-
cational qualification was required
for voters. negro was asked, "What
is the writ Of certiorari"
Il dunno. boss" replied the darky.
"but it's sumfin to keep de niggahs
from votin'"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-12-10
SmaOhinq Business,

His Serene Highness Ito mayor Of
town)-"And how is business in your
town just now, Mr.. Mayor.
Mayor-'Very brisk, your highness.
Five new businesses have been
opened this month, and seven have
gone to smash"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-12-10
A Royal Family.

-. Royal family.
"iven q drunken king with one
daughter who sings soprano and on
ether who sings contralto-"
"Yes?"
"And you've got all the elements of
q comic opera"
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08

Capt. Jas. NJ. Stewart has re-
turned from business trip to
Lancaster. Camden People.
Miss Mary Price, of North
Carolina, daughter of the late
Rev. Mr.. Price, who number
Of years ago was pastor of the
Lancaster Methodist church, is
visiting Mrs. Fannie Jones.
Mr.. r. +. Rollings, one of Oak
hurst's leading citizens, was in
town Wednesday.
Messrs M. @. Gardner and
George Cook, of Flat Greek,
spent Thursday night in town.
Mr.. w. A. Marshall, of Pleas
ant Hill, spent Thursday might
in Lancaster.
Mr.. Thomas McNinch visited
Camden this week.
Miss Cornelia Elliott is visit
ing her sister in Fort Lawn, Mrs.
Lloyd Moore.
DR.. Ernest Brasington, Of
Kershaw, was III town Wednes
day.
Mr.. w. c. Thomson visited
Camden this week.
Mr.. w j. Cunningham went
over to Rock Hill Thursday
30 attend The Dan ap- Massey
nupliais.
Mrs. @. f. TiiIman and Miss
Maggie Hood, accompanied by
Mrs. IL. l.. Hicklin, Of R;chb burg
lett Wednesday Tor Florida to
visit relatives.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08

track, or even the S0uthern's re-
modelled and repainted depot
building itself, not to mention
other notable improv ements in
that vicinity, the conclusion is
we!l-nigh irresistible that Mr..
Hungerford may have overlooked
an occasional rotten crosstie or
badly worn rail along the line
of his road. We hope, however
that his report is correct as to
the condition OF the track.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08

A ST. Louis man is asking for
divorce because his wife is too
Thin. The evidence in that case
ought to be interesting. .-Ander-
son Nail.
For the sake of the wife it is
to hoped that the testimony Will
be taken behind closed doors,
though really she doesn't deserve
much sympathy, since she ac-
cepted as a husband a man who
is evidently unworthy OF any
woman, however short or long
on flesh she may be
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08

STOP {! LOOK ! and READ s!
Greatest Sacrificing Sale Of the Day
We are Going out of Business
OUR ENTIRE STOCK, con-
sisting of Mems and Youths
Clothing, Mems Hats, also
Mems Ladies' and Children's
Shoes, Ladies' Jackets and
Skirts, Mems Sunday Shirts,
Notions, etc, MUST BE SOLD
In THE NEXT 30 DAYS
REGARDLESS OF COST
Now is Your Opportunity to buy :
what you want At Very Low Trices.
Will save you the Merchants Profit
This is no Fake Sale
Call on us at once and be convinced
Yours for BIG BARGAINS,
JaCkObsOn & Meyer,
Lancaster, S. G.
: Look for the White Sign
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08
Death of Mr.. Dinon Love.

MIR. NJ. d. Love, former Cit
izen Of this county, died Thurs
day OF pneumonia in Concord, n
@. He was a son of the late
Minor Love and was about 40
years old. He leaves a widow
and several children. The body
was broughC here yesterday after
noon over the Southern road and
taken to Pleasant Plains church
tor burial.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08
Administrators Sale.

Pursuant to order issued low ! f. STEW
man. Judge Of Probate the undersigned
viii sell mt public outcry to the highest
bidder, for cash, at the residence of the
.a'e Robert NJ Sullivan deceased on sat.
Vrday the 22ul of Feb 10 :. beginning at
10 O'Clock m, the following personal rro-
perty, TO wit | gray mule. , head of cat
tie. . hogs, , two-horse wagons. 1000 bun
dies of fodder 30 bush, Is corn. farming
implements aud shop tools and other
things Nancy Il sullivan,
John w Sullivan,
Feb s. 1908 3G39 Administrators
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08

Has it ever occurred to you
how slowly even CREASED light
ing travels in comparison with
The sudden transition of a meas
" scrub calf into full-blooded
Jersey the instant a railway 10.
Comotive strikes i?
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08
I"Test lI0de GrOUing OuE Of
FYd0IIl0m KjHD'S Accjdeut.

i"rest -Nnde GrOWing OMt Of
Fd0IItam KjHD'S Accjdent.
a learo named Cross wos ar
rested Wednesday night near
Orrs station, in Chester county
charged with assaulting Flagman
Herbert King on the l.. & c..
train last Saturday night, causing
him, it is stated, to fall from a
box car and break his leg The
negro, who is now in Jail at
Chester, is said to have admitted
before his arrest that he was the
colored tramp on the train that
Mr.. King was after-that ne was
riding on top of the box car and
The reason he assaulted the flag
man was because the latter
struck at him with his lantern.
The many friends of Mr.. King,
who is still at the Pryor hospital
in Chester, will be pleased to
learn that he is getting along
very nicely.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08
Keeping O0en House

Everybody is welcome when we feel
good and we teel that way only when our
digestive organs are working properly.
DR.. Kings New Life Pills regulate the nc.
tioL of stomach, liver ant bowels so per-
fectly on can't help feeling gooo when he
use, these pills. 2ic at J. +. AIackey and
Eunlerhurk Phurmach.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08
Saturday, February s, 1908.
WENT OVER THE oLu THREE C's'

According to the News and
Courier, Division superintendent
II S. Hungertord, Of the South
ern Rallway, recently made a
"Ihorough Inspection OF the old
Three C's-the Southern's road
from KingvilIe, S. O., TO Marion,
N. c., and 'hat he not only
found "lhe rack and ter
minals in good condition."
hut was most tavorably Impress
ed with the character Of the
country through which he tray
eIled. We quote from our es-
teemed Charleston contempora
ry:
The road travers $ a section
OF this State ana that of North
Carolina WIS Il g rich in timber.
agricultural and mineral lands,
and aside from the pictureeque
scenery Mr. Hungerford was very
much impressed with the air of
prosperity, and the very sub
stan'ial growth Of the cities and
towns along the line, notably
Camden, Kershaw, Rock Hill,
4orkvilIe, Shelby, N. c., Ruth
erfordton, n. @ and Marion, N
C.--where the road touches The
Western North Carolina Rail
way, between Salisbury and
Asheville, n. c., and at present
under lease to the Southern.
1t will be observed that Mr..
Hungeriord makes no mention
of Lancaster in the lit of "cities
and towns along the line" nota-
bic for Every substantial growth -
An omission which leads us 10
suspect that his "thorough in
s"ection" was not so thorougH
after all. No town on the South.
ern in this part Of the state has
made greater progress in the
way of material development
during the last Jew wears than
has Lancasler--a tact patent TO
the most casual observer, much (
less to a prominent official OF the /.
road who maGes thorough in.
spection" as be goes along. Why, .
right under Mr.. Hungerford's /
nose, when he was at the South
ern's depot here, is fine, up to
date, sixty.thousand-doIlar cot
ton oil mill and fertilizer plant,
completed during the present
winter and which is now run
ming night and day. Having
failed to note the oil company's
mammoth buildings, or the large
lumber manufacturing establish
ment of the w. M. Moore COM
pany still nearer the Southern's
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08
Notice to Creditors.

All persons holding claims against the
estate of Robert NJ. sullivan, deceased
are hereby notified to file same duly at
tested within 30 days. And all persons
indebted to said estate will make settle
ment to the undcrs gned
Marcy Il. Sullivan,
John NJ. Sullivan.
Administrators
Feb 8, 1908 3639
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08
WG1TiNDe Of Mr.. Uditer DUmInD
ana Miss LiLtiUII HdSSeU.

Mr.. Walter NJ. Dunlap, the
prominent young attorney of
Rock Hill, and Miss Lillian Mas.
ey, ths charming daughter OF
Mr.. Henry Massey, OF that city,
were married in the First Pres.
by'erian church OF Rock Hill
Thursday evening al 8 O'Clock,
he Rev. Alex nder Martin Off
ciatiug. Mr. Herbert Dunlap.
brother of the groom, was be t
man, and Miss Mabel Ardrey, Of
Fort Mill, maid of honor. The
other attendants were Miss
Bessie Bronson with Mr.. f. A.
Dunlap; Miss Marie FeweIl with
Mr.. Irwin Jones of Chester ; Miss
Susie Dunlap with Mr.. Burton
Massey; Miss jamie Massey with
Mr.. @. w. f. Spencer.
The marriage was one of the
most brilliant social events of
the season.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08
Charles T. Connors, Editor
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A. J. CLARK, BUSINESS MANAGER.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1908-02-08

Entered as second-ClasS matter, Oct :, 1905,
OF the pos StofllCe at Lancaster ) C., under Act
OF Congress Of March p 1879
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-14
Collar Supports.

An easy and convenient way Of putting
collar stays in the collar without sewing
them in each time the waist comes back
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-14
PERFUME ROOM WITH INCENSE
Numerous Clever Concefts II Burn
ers Are Fashioned n
Gifts.

II Is now quite a fad to have the rooms
in a house perfumed with incense. Nowhere
is this so true as the library. The burning
of incense has brought forth a number
of handsome models of incense burners.
One of the most artistic resembles a
lotus flower made of bronze. The tiny
holes through which the perfume rises are
cleverly hidden among the petals Of the
lowers.
One of the cleverest conceits In musical
ornaments, such as Jewel cases made of
copper and decorated with enamel. These
are made so that when the lid is raised
a piece comes from the inside. Drinking
cups and smoking Gets are fashioned the
same way. and these range in price from
so to SIS, according to the workmanship
and the material used.
Most OF the large stores are displaying
beautiful japanese and German worries,
showing that we'll carved worries are valued
as fine ornaments. Ivory is also used for
toilet sets, consisting of brush. comb, mir
ror and clothes brush. The finest are hand
carved and. though expensive. are decid-
eddy beautiful.
Cut leather goods decorated with a con-
~trasting color in the art nouveau is an
other decoration admired for draperies.
mats and book covers. These cost all the
way from 81 to SIS. according to the size
and beauty of the patterns.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-14
EMMA'S VISIT BEARS FRUIT
Two Self-StyIed Anarchists Find
Their Way to Jail Since
GOldman'H Arrival.

Emma Goldman's visit to Omaha has
borne fruit. Two supposed anarchists are
locked up in the city jail.
Early Thursday afternoon Herman Mich
aelovitch, Emma Goldman's local agent,
was arrested by Patrolman Fisk on a
charge of disorderly conduct, and not long
afterward NJ. Hazick was taken to the
police station after finally being quoted
by three policemen whom he e~ndeavored
to fight. These two arrests resulted from
trouble which the men raised with Officer
Fisk over a sign which Hazick had been
carrying about the streets. The sign an
nouDced in fiery letters that Emma Gold
man, anarchist, would speak at Labor
Temple Thursday afternoon and 1t was
taken to the police station with Michaelo-
witch.
In police court Friday morning Michaelo-
witch was discharged by Judge Crawford,
there not being enough evidence to satisfy
the court as to his guilt on the charge.
Hazick is being held for the immigration
authorities and an effort will be made to
have him deported, as it is alleged that he
is a violent and dangerous anarchist.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-14
MRS. TAFT AND HER CLOTHES
Her Taste f. said to Run to Plain,
Rich silks, Not Tailor
Made.

In the matter of clothes, the next mis-
tress OF the White House is a woman of the
plain type. While Mrs. Taft is always
we'll and usually handsomely gowned, her
clothes are never the first thing which at
tracts the attention OF the stranger. Her
taste runs In the plain cloth and rich silks.
She Is emphatically not the tailor-made
silk-lined woman. Her favorite colors for
the street are brown and gray and for
evening wear pink, almost invariably.
She has never appeared in an imported
gown. She has a number Of evening
gowns made of the fascinating, filmy
Philippine fabrics, which she brought back
to the states with her after her long resi-
dence in Manila. And yet she brought only
what she might have actual need Of in the
near future, According TO her thrifty ma
ture, she purchases only what she can see a
use for. Mrs. Taft has never been wealthy.
Her money is always spent judiciously.
Mrs. Taft pa~tronizes always the conserva-
tive establishments. Good value for the
money is what she looks for first In shop
ping. She rarely goes into the cheap
stores, except for unimportant articles,
which careful women know how to buy.
During her residence in Washington she
has done her purchasing mainly in the
SHOPS along L street. Wnen IN ClnClnnatl,
she buys here. She has been known to
patronize the tailor in Baltimore who some
times makes gowns for Mrs. Roosevelt and
Mrs. Metcalf, and she also patronizes the
Sisters OF st. Rose Industrial school in
washington.
Mrs. Taft and her daughter are both
careful buyers. In doing Christmas shop
ping. they rarely are guilty of purchasing
useless trifles. They go about months be-
fore the holiday week, and by the time
other Christmas shoppers are beginning to
him OF buying. their gifts are bought and
carefully put away. carefully labeled,
awaiting the suspicious day. In this re-
spect Mrs. Taft is much like Mrs. Roose-
welt. only that Mrs. Roosevelt does much
OF her gift shopping in the Jewelry shops,
while Mrs. Taft is more apt to look in the
department or notion stores.
While both Mrs. Roosevelt and Mrs. Taft
frequently visit the shopping districts, one
must know them personally to recognize
them, so unostentatiously do they go
about. Instead Of dashing up to a shop in
a carriage, they walk briskly along the
street, accompanied usually by some
favored friend, always choosing the morn
ing hours, when the crowd is not so large.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-14

Advertise in The Bee, the paper that goes
into the homes Of the best people.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-14
DUCKS CAPTURED WITH HOOK
City Hall Clerk Transfers Juicy Fowls
from Fifth story
Ledge Across Alley.

Most people when they go hunting ducks
use a shot gun. but some others do not.
When some Of the clerks in the city hall
go duck hunting they use a long stick
with a wire hook on the end. And they
get the ducks. At least they got three
large, juicy fowls by this means yesterday
afternoon. This is how 1t happened:
Tho o. +. Davis Real Estate company
has offices on the fifth floor of the Bee
building. nearly opposite the offices of the
gas commissioner on the fourth floor Of the
city hall. During the noon hou yesterday
one of the clerks looked out of the window
in the gas office and saw lying on the
ledge Of one of the windows OF the real
estate firm but twelve feet away three
OF the largest ducks that grow, placed
there to keep cool until time 10 close the
office. The real estate office was devoid
Of life and the clerk in the city hall con-
ceived the bright idea OF getting those
ducks, and he set about at once to put
his idea into action.
He got a long stick. attached to it a
wire hook and climbed out on the window
ledge. But he was two minutes too late,
for just as he had the hook around the neck
Of one Of the fowls the door opened in
the real estate office and one OF the clerks
entered. He saw the hook and the hungry
man at the other end. Up shot his window
and the ducks were pulled back to safety
In a hurry. And a demoniacal laugh
floated across the narrow alley to the city
hall.
But the hungry clerk did not intend e
lose the ducks so easy. He kept his ey'
on the cache and late in the afternoon the
real estate clerk. thinking the coast wal
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-14
Large Crowd IL Attracted to the
Auditorium to View Juvenile
Beauties.

Almost 800 babies. all pretty and all
~good-natured, were on exhibition yester-
day afternoon at the baby show at the
Auditorium. The event proved TO be the
most popular feature which the Pure
Food show has yet had. The Auditorium
was packed with the parents and friends
of the little contestants and there was
much interest in the outcome.
The first prize of $40 went to Ora
Scogin, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. H. A.
Scogiu, s42 South T~wenty-first street.
The second prize, So, was captured by
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-14

from the laundry is to sew pieces of in
sertion at the top and bottom of collar.
leaving the sides toward the center open
In the pockets thus formed the ends of
stays can be inserted easily, or removed
by bending the stays slightly in the center.
The stays can be applied in gasoline when
soiled, and cleansed without losing their
shape or stiffness.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-14
LYDIA e. PINKHHM

No other medicine has been so
successful in relieving the suffering
of women or received so many gen.
uine testimonials as has Lydia f.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
In every community you will find
women who have been restored to
health by Lydia 4. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound. Almost every
one you meet has either been bene-
fted by it, or has friends who have.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at
Lynn, Mass, any wOmananydaymay
see the files containing over one mil.
lion one hundred thousand letters
from women seeking health, and
here are the letters In which they
openly state over their own sigma
lures that they were cured by Lydia
L. Pnkham's Vegetable Compound.
Lydia 4. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has saved many women
from surgical operations.
lydia 4. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is made from roots and
herbs, without drugs, and is whole
some and harmless.
The reason why Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is so
successful is because it contains in
9redients which act directly upon
the feminine organism, restoring it
10 a healthy normal condition.
Women who are suffering from
those distressing ills peculiar to their
sex should not lose sight of these
facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
T. Pfnkham's Vegetable Compound
70 restore their health
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-14

year was SO gratifying and popular in
terest was so great that an effort will
be made to make the event even more
attractive.
The crowd last night, while not equal
to the afternoon. was good. The little
Cinderella dancers of Ak-Sar-Ben fame
were the center OF attraction. They will
be seen again tonight and tomorrow night.
The other features Of the show continue
to attract the usual crowds.