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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-08-03

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Standard Measurements.

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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-08-03

The British museum contains boots
written on oyster shells bricks. tits
bones, ivory, lead, iron, shec, s.. i.
and palm leaves.
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NOT FROM ST. LOUIS BUT
ALWAYS IN CARLO
IF YOU WANT YOUR PIANO
TUNED OR REPAIRED CALL up
5UCHANAN's MUSIC STORE,
NJ. r. BRIGHTER,
RESIDENT TUNER. PRICES REA
SoNABLE. ALL WORK GUARAN.
TEED.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-08-03

Household goods of all description
for sale, 2502 Park avenue.
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Ace Of ees.

When one hears the mention OF a
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The Washington times., 1908-11-22
CLUB IN SOUTHEAST
TO OPEN SATURDAY
Remodeled Church to Be
Future Home of the
Young Folk.

Boys aud girls OF Southeast Washing
ton will have the formal opening Of thef
new club house, d remOdeled church,
Fifth street and Virginia avenue south
east, at O'Clock Saturday. November
.. There will be A short program after
which the building will be thrown open
10 the inspection Of the friends Of this
social work.
The campaign to provide a club room,
gymnasium, baths, reading, and game
rooms and other wholesome Influences
for the young people of this section
II Washington who could not conVen-
iently avail themselves Of those privi-
leges in other parts of the city has been
under the general direction OF the fol-
lowing committee: G. L. Harding, Judge
W. n. DeIacy, &. W Skinner, Albert
NJ. Chesley, Miss Florence NJ. Brown.
Miss Mabel F. Towner, A. G. Herman.
DR. William ). Small. and Edward Tar
ring
The total cost Of fitting the old church
for its present purpose has been s.. 500.
The work at the club will be carried
on the first year entirely by volunteer
helpers. The plan Is 10 have physical
directors from the Central Y ". c. A.
visit the club twice week, "A secretary
from the Young WOmen's Christian As
ISOLATION once each week and the
George Washington Y. NJ c. A to help
i'm some other way.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
WOODMEN
IN ROLE OF HOSTS

Thursday evening Typographical Tenn
pie was the scene of the largest demon
stration in a political way that Wash
ington Camp, Modern Woodmen of
America, ever held I'm this city II was
one Of their open meetings, together
with high class vaudeville and dancing.
The address Of the evening was given
by F. A Ward of Newport, r. T.. head
sentry OF the order. dealing with sta
tistics and fraternaIism, not only touch
ing on the order as a whole, but the
local affairs - Washington Camp as
well. which he characterized as an eX-
ample of what true fraternaIism means.
His address was enthusiastically re-
ceived by the more than zoo people
present.
others taking part ia the entertain
ment We're: Miss c. Church. solo; f..
Kahn. character sketch; Charles r.
Perdy. monologue; Mr.. Rose. comedy
recitation; F. ". Thompson, perform
ing dogs; Miss Monaghan and Mr.. Muth
in polite sketches.
The program was followed 10y dancing
the barn dance being introduced as the
sixth number ina which tWent y-five cOu-
pies participated.
Much credit is due Escort Jordan.
chairman IF the entertainment commit
tee. for tie successful termination II
the affair, which had taken nearly two
months of hard work for its compile
ton.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
MANY ATTRACTIONS
PLANNED FOR FAIR
Odd Fellows Leaving Moth
ing Undone to Add 20 the
Success of Bazaar

long line of attractions are promised
at the fair and bazaar TO ne held By the
Independent order of ODD Fellows, in
Odd Fellows Han, from Monday, No
vember 80, 90 Saturday. December T.
The proceeds will be devoted 10 the
fund e. the establishment of an odd
Fellow nome for the care of aged and
INDECENT Odd Fellows and their wives,
aged and INDECENT Rebekabs and their
husbands. widows of OGd Fellows. and
the maintenance and education Of de-
pendent orphans of Odd Fellows
Booths a Feature.
. A feature Of the bazaar viii be the
handsome booths presided over by the
Rebekah lodges. The assignments are
as follows:
Needle and fancy rsrk-Naoml Re
bekah Lodge, No. /, Mrs. Sarah N. san
derson, chairman of the committee in
charge
Luncheon. supper. ana refreshment-
Ruth Rebekah Lodge. 40. 2. Mrs. Bell
NJ. Carter, chairman.
Toy and doll bo0th-Dorcas Rebekah
Lodge. No. g.
Candy. fruit, flowers. and cakes-fsss-
Their Rebekah Lodge, No ). Mrs. +. j.
Schneider, chairman.
MARTINI W d6L4iEthn s--.DehAtil llbtEFs
No. 8, viii have a novel scheme called
the Needle and the HaystaCk." and
Washington Canton, No. /. Patriarchs
Militant, viii conduct the paddle stand.
Dancing.
Dancing will be ian order from 1875 To
1,45. One OF the features will be the
presentation Of entertainments from
the stage OF the auditorium under the
direction OF Capt G. D. ShaCkelfOrd.
chairman OF the committee on sideshows
and amusemeuts
The object OF the enterprise IS one
that appeals strongly 10 the members
Of the fraternity. and the membership
feels that the cubic viii contribute it's
share 10 make the bazaar a success.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
BRlGHTWOOD TENT
IS IN A NEW HOME
Lodge of MacCabees Now Has a
Hall at Georgia Avenue and
LOngfellow Street.

Brfghtwood Tent. No. 8. which holds
it's meetings in AIaccabee Hall, on every
Tuesday night, has rusr moved into the
new hall. at the intersection of Georgia
avenue and LOngfellOw streets, IN
BrightwOOd.
There Is a special effort being made
10 start a revival in this tent and there
IS a great future opened up before
them,
Mt Vernon Tent. No. 4, held re-
union Thursday night, AT which about
100 members were present, and an old
fashioned enthusiasm seemed TO perme-
ate the members. Refreshments were
served and the committee retained for
the FIRST meeting night in December
The following were nominated for the
several Offices, 10 be nHed at an cleo
ton TO be held at the first meeting
night in December. Commander A j.
Cunningham, W. @. WoTTeH, and NJ.
Weeks; lieutenant commander A.
Weeks: record keeper. &. J. Gates, pres
ent incumbent; finance keeper, Frank
Harmon. the present incumbent chap
lain, J. l. Becker and Max Paytonf
sergeant, J. ". Mandley, master at
arms. b. J. GER; first master of the
guard. Walter Wenzel; second master OF
the guard. H. King; sentinel, c. NJ.
King; picket, c. G. Hahn. and trustee
for three years. DR.. c. J. Griffith.
National Tent, no. /, is preparing for
rousing meeting on the night Of
November %. at which time class Of
twenty-five new members are TO be
initiated, and the crack team of the
District Of Columbia. Georgetown Tent.
No. O. has been invited 10 put on the
degrees.
Georgetown Tent. No. 6. held its an
niversary meeting Monday night to
celebrate its eighth year of existence
as well as the twenty-fifth anniversary
OF the order. There were many mem
bers present, with visitors from several
of the tents, at which time the District
commander. with his District officers,
made an official visit to this tent. be-
ing the first visit of the kind since the
convention recently held here.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
Pythian Temple Filled Upon
Occasion of the Annual
Visitation.
ADDRESSES MADE
BY NOTED MEMBERS
Edmond Mallet, E. II. CaTnes, and
Samuel Jacobson Have Charge
of the Program.

Compliments on being the leader ia
percentage of membership gain for the
year. were given to Municipal Council
of the Royal Arcanum by the Grand
Council of that order on its annual
visitation to the council, made Wednes-
day evening
Pythiau Temple was hilcd by the
council members and the visiting digni-
taries Of the order. Addresses Of vel
come and good cheer were made boy
many prominent officers of the order,
and new inspiration was afforded the
members by the excellent reports on the
councils condition
The program was in charge of =. II.
Carnes, Samuel Jacobson, and Edmond
MaIIeU Mr. Jacobson read an original
poem on the duties Of the Grand Coun-
ell, and l. \. Rosafy read paper on
The Man Behind the PEN a tribute 10
Government employees
Regent Mailet, of Municipal Council.
received the Grand Council and Grand
Regent Arthur r. Cook replied for the
visiting BODY. The welcome ode was
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
POTOMAC LITERARY
CLUB HAS SESSION

The monthly meeting % the Potomac
Literary Club was held IN the parlors
of the W. G. r. T., ar 522 Sixth street
northwest, Tuesday evening, November
Is.
The society received the report OF the
color committee and adopted violet,
orange, and blue as the society colors-
Nine candidates for admission were
favorably passed.
The business meeting was followed by
a social hour, during which the mem
beTs we're treated to a few selections.
by the musicians present. and a short
talk by Hon. r. p Leeds. deputy au-
ditOr for the War Department George
II. Miller sang a baritone solo and re-
sponded to repeated encores. Madame
Dajaer rendered the double march. Sous
L.Aigle." +. W. Weaver gave a brief
talk upon the Latin-Americas from his
point of view as tourist through South
America.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
DANCING THE FEATURE
WITH ALOYSIUS CLUB
First of Season 10 Be Given in
GOnzaga Hall NOvem-
Der 80.
Der 80.

The Aloysius Club has issued invita-
tions for a dance 10 be given in Con
zaga Hall, 80 L street northwest, on
Monday. November %.
This is she FIRST OF a series Of dances
10 be given by the club during the
season. Al excellent musical program
is being prepared winch promises an
especially delightful evening To the
members Of the club and their many
friends All the boys" are anxiously
looking forward 10 the dances. as they
intend to make them the principal fea-
tuTe of the club life during the winter.
The following is the committee in
charge Of arrangements r. Harry Max
well. chairman, J. Wise ByTues. j. HaT-
vey Cain, William +. Columbus. Frank
Dougherty. AIoysius J. FeaIy, Thomas
r. Fitzgerald, John A. Myers, Maurice
O'Connell, Richard VI. Powers, Alloys
ius Shields and Joseph A. Woodgate.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
GREAT CHIEFS VISIT
ONEITA COUNCIL, NO. 2
Women Greet High Officers of Red
Men, Who Compliment
Record.

Oueita Council, No. >, Degree OF Pc
cahontaS, vas visited by the Great
Chiefs Of the Great Council. Improved
Order of Bedmen, last Monday night
The great chiefs were welcomed by
Mrs Ella r. Eubank, the sitting Po-
cahontas. The council chamber was
tastefulIy decorated for this annual
event
The record of the council for the past
year won the appreciation Of the visit
ing chiefs, and many addresses were
made. eThe speakers were: Great Sach-
en-. John h. Altman. Great Senior Sa-
eamore. Otto Fischer; Great Junior
SagamCre, James W. Allison; Past
Great SaChem. D. j. Marvin, Great
Keeper Of Wampum. William b Gar
ner: Past Great Sachem. ]. Ttppatt.
Past Sachem. B. Cooke; Mrs. William
x. Garner, Mrs John B. Altman, Mrs.
Ella r. Eubank. Mrs. Shanks, Mrs.
Dodge, Miss Dodge, Mrs. Quinn, Mrs.
Gator, and Mrs. Cooke.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
PLANS ARE FINISHED
FOR ELKS' MEMORIAL
Annual Services TO Be Held in
New National on De-
CembeT 6.

The memorial committee OF Washing
ton Lodge, No u. B. p. .. r, have
completed arrangements for their an
uual memorial service, 10 be held at the
New National Theater, Sunday Even
ing. December 6. at p. IN.
This event Il one or unusual impor-
lance to the Elk fraternity, and is OBJ
served at a given hour by the entire
society throughout the country. Prom
inent speakers and appropriate musical
talent will add TO the pleasure Of the
occasion The Marine Band will render
music under the leadership of Ideuten-
ant Santelmann.-
Addresses will be made by Prof
James c. MonOhen. and the Rev. Abram
simon. Selections will be rendered by
the EIks quartet. The Benedietion Will
be pronounced by Rev Father Walsh,
The service will be omen TO Elks and
their friends
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
GOOD SHOWING MADE
BY WOMAN'S RELIEF
Inspected by the Assistant In
sPector, Who Finds Corps in
Good Shape.

Lincoln Womau's Relief Corps. No. 8,
was inspected Friday evening Novem-
Der 90 by Mrs Alice Burgess, assistant
inspector The departmental inspector,
Mrs. Margaret Walker. Is a member OF
LOucoln Corps. and could not act
The department president. Mrs. Emma
L. Newton, and her star, Mrs. Gertrude
Morgan. Miss Emma Kibbey, Mrs. Mar
garet TeW, Mrs. SeibOId. Mrs. Mary A.
Dow, Mrs. Frisbie, Mrs. Borland. Mrs.
Hester A Wymau. were present, and
many visitors from other corps
The president of Lincoln Corps, Mrs.
Jennie f Wheeler. presided. She mas
made a fine officer, and gained many
friends during the year At the close
of its meeting the corps served ice
cream and cake TO members and Wis
itOrs.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
COUNCILS ACTIVE
IN NATIONAL UNION
Vying With Each Other to
Make Class Initiation
Big Success.

The steadily increasing activity and
enthusiasm displayed by the members
OF the National Union in the class militia
ton to be held In the auditorium OF the
new Masonic Temple on December u.
under the auspices Of the National
Union Club executive committee, sup
plemented by a delegate from each
council in the District, was manifest at
the last meeting of Columbia Council in
Pythian Temple.
H. r. Evans. president OF the senate,
and other prominent guests, made ad-
dresses. Among them we're William
Briggs, ex-president of the senate: Sen
ator J. X X Lee. Elmer Johnson
chairman OF the class initiation commit
tee; James W. Conway, Potomac COun-
ellis delegate. and Thomas b. Lear, Of
Mckinley Council.
President Evans congratulated the
members present on the marked entnu-
sissm and the preparations being made
for the class Initiation. which will mark
a new departure in National Union cir
CIes I'm Washington.
Every council In the city is pulling
strong for a good showing At the initia-
ton. Bancroft Council, Monday night;
state, War and Navy. and Fraternal
Councils, Tuesday night; Congressional
Treasury, and East Washington Coun-
ellis, Wednesday night; National Coun-
ell, Thursday night. and the National
Union Club. Friday night, all held i'm
p5rtant meetings. and voted upon many
new memberships. These councils are
wing with each other 20 make the best
showing I'm membership at the initia-
ton
The National Union Club has accepted
an invitation to attend the class initia-
ton of the Baltimore jurisdiction on the
evening OF December 3.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
SALACIOUS TITLES
CALLED DECEPTIVE
Use of Mails Denied to
Publisher of Spicy"
Books.

The Postoffce Department yesterday
denied the further use Of the United
States mails for the purpose Of contiuu-
ing his business, to Collins r. Pentz,
Of Minneapolis. Mimi He has been
selling books, which the department.
holds are not as represented. but which
are punk and commonplace. and 81
no particular value from any stand
point
How To Be Happy. Tho Married. or
Did She DO Wrong" is the suggestive
title under which one Of his publca-
lions was issued. Another book was la
beled Secrets for Women only" ANY
man who gets this book" continued
the advertisement, ''must not open e,
but should hand il 20 his wife"
There is a long list Of the publica-
lions enumerated, ali Of similar import,
aad all Of which, according TO the
POstoffice Department censors. while
advertised as obscene literature. are
not sufficiently SO 10 make the pub
Usher liable for fine on this charge
A fraud order has also been issued
against the United States Advertising
Agency. al Chicago. III. Of Which one
Charles Slater is said 10 be the pro-
prietor.
This concern advertised for ladies
10 copy letters at home at good sal
aries" A remittance o. - cents was
exacted as a guarantee Of good faith
from all applying FOR the work To
those sending the money. a very cheap
fountain pen is sent with Instructions to
write letters 10 their friends recon-
~1auHf-o fine r.auu rnu4Unfz zfnr NJ 49,
cents 10 be allowed on all sales.
The agency has been receiving an
average Of 1856 pieces of mail a day.
which indicates the business was i'm
mensely profitable TO Slater.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
CANDIDATES
ACQUIRING DEGREES

Two candidates for membership In the
independent order of Odd Fellows IN
O srwent the first degree recently at the
! ands Of the members OF Federal City
Lodge, No. ..
The exercises took place in the North
east Temple. under the direction of Past
Grand Master D. Y. Chisholm, assistant
degree director. Next wednesday even
ing, the seCsnd degree viii be conferred
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
CARNIVAL
VOTED BIG SUCCESS

The closing night of the grand bazaar
and carnival given by the Fraternal
order of Eagles at their club house,
Sixth and L streets northwest. was a
big success and a fitting finale 10 the
two weeks Of merry-making
The special features last night were
a number or voting contests, particular
interest being aroused by the voting for
the most popular Eagle. special
vaudeville and musi al program was
also given, followed b. an auction of all
merchandise on hand
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
WOMEN WRITERS
HOLD A MEETING

"A Study Of American Journalism
was the subject under discussion at a
meeting of the Women's National Press
Association in the Public Library Fri
day evening. DR.. Alice Burritt read a
paper on incidents of Travel Abroad f"
Mrs. Ruth NJ GTisWold PeaIer. presi-
dent. presided. Among those present
were Mrs, Ella ID. Cromwell Mrs h
Mayuicke Stillman, Mrs. Ellen B. Fost-
en- Miss Susan G. Hickey, and Mrs.
Belva A. Lockwood.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
UNITY CLUB HEARS
PAPER ON TOLSTOY

''Tolstoy's influence on modern litera-
ture" was the subject OF Charles W.
Panlow's paper. read before the Unity
Club. at the first meeting Of the win
ter. held Monday evening, at the w. G..
T. L. parlOrs. 800 Sixth street north
west.
He analysed the Russian writers
character and his works, and illumin-
ated this study with little personal
characte TistlCs- A program of music
and elOcution added to the pleasure Of
the evening. The club will meet again
December I6-
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
CLASS INITIATION
HELD BY RED MEN

The first OF a series Of class initia-
lions was held last Friday night at
Masonic Temple by the Improved Order
of Red Men Of the District Of Columbia.
a large number Of candidates were in
itisted BY a select degree team from the
various tribes under the direction Of the
Great Council.
The next meeting OF the Red Mems
Social" which was recently organized,
will be held in the Council House of
Usage Tribe. No. g. Monday evening,
Novemb Der 80.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
CLUBS TO UNITE
IN SONG SERVICE

The first Of a series Of union song
services 10 be held under the auspices
Of the mems clubs OF Eastern and Met
r0pOlitan Presbyterian Churches, and
Trinity and Waugh Methodist Episco-
pal Churches, will be held this after
noon 81 the Waugh Church, at 1890
o'clock The services will last one hour,
and consist principally Of singing. The
Rev. Charles i. Pate. pastor OF Dunn
arton Methodist Episcopal Church.
will deliver a short talk. The services
will De exclusively for men.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
GIVES "TACKY" PARTY.

The Mississippi Society gave a 'tacky''
party in Pythian Temple lat night
Members and guests appeared in COS
tune as far removed from tho conven-
tiOu5l as possible. Those who made a
pTetense as GdOTDnent were summoned
before a Judge, Dr.. o. Wilkinson. and
fined from 3 TO 10 cents for wearing
patent leather shoes. iewelry, or other
like apparel The regular order Of bust
ness was suspended and the evening
was devoted 10 games.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
MACCABEES LADIES
GIVE ENTERTAINMENT

Georgetown Hive, No. 10. Ladies of
the Maccabees, will give an entertain
ment and euchre tomorrow evening, in
their hall on Thirty-frst street. be-
low NJ
The entertainment Will begin at s
O'Clock. and Immediately upon its con-
ClusiOn. tables viii be set for the Gu
chTe. Play viii be continued about two
hours. when the prizes will be awarded.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
ORDER CELEBRATES
18TH ANNIVERSARY

I'm honor of it's thirteenth anniversary.
Anac0stia Council, No. Is. Junior Order
United American Mechanics, held a cele-
hTation session at Masonic Han. i'm Ana
costa. Tuesday evening
Two hundred and fifty guests enioved
the music ana other numbers on the
program.
Addresses Of patriotism we're made nv
q number Of officials Of the order.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
.SAENGERBUND PLANS
INITIAL CONCERT

The Washington SaeuEerbund will in
sugurate its winter concert season next
sunday night with a program under the
leadership of Director Henry Nander.
al the National Th0ater
The SannCerhuud s male chorus will
he supplemented by Miss Florence Hin
islo, soprano of New York. John a.
FinueEsn. q tenor, also from New York
city, and the United Statea Marine
Band Orchestra
The Washington times., 1908-11-22

played by the band under the leadership
of Director Jacobson.
The Grand Council viii make q vista
tion 10 the Oriental Council, No. 3l2, De-
Cember z.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
PYTHIAN OFFICERS
PAY ANNUAL VISIT
Received by Many Members
of Fraternity at Ca
lanthe Lodge.

Grand Chancellor Claude h. Wood
ward and his associate grand officers
Knights of Pythias, paid the annual Wis
IL 10 Calanthe Lodge. No. II. on Mon
day evening. 4 large number of the
fraternity greeted them and the re-
ports of the grand lodge officers on the
condition of the lodge were satisfactory,
and showed the lodge to he in a sound
financial condition
Grand Lecturer George W. Haley, eX-
cmplifed the secret work of the order.
and the lodge was addressed by Grand
Chancellor Woodward, who outlined
plans for the lodges advancement; by
Past Grand Chancellor James ". Car
ter, who spoke Of the proposed carni-
val and festival TO be given in April
by Supreme Representative Thomas A
Bynum, who outlined in detail the work
%. the Pythiau Jubilee and class initia-
ton on Thursday evening, December 3,
IN Pythian Temple, and by G.. G. Ken
nedy. of Dirigo Lodge. of Oakland, Cal.
who spoke of the true friendship en-
bodied In the lessons of Pythianism.
The officers Of Calanthe Lodge are as
follows:
Master of work. Randolph Poor.
Chancellor commander, Charles A
HAYS.
Wee chancellor James II. Elliott.
Preiate. r. W Yount.
Master of exchequer, George W. Bark
man, ir.
Master of finance. John r. Gerhold.
Keeper of records and seal, s H.
Jacobson
Master OF arms. L. c.. sykes.
Inner guard. Frank Wooster.
Outer guard. Joseph Mace.
'alanthe Lodge is one OF the oldest
lodges of this Jurisdiction. and has !,
fine record
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
FLOUR, FEED, AND Hay.

We handle Flour. feed and Poultry Food
OF ali kinds. Buckwheat. Rye and Graham
ElOurs. J. T. {. RITTER 4 SONS 70s o
ct. nv. Phone North e.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22
FAMILY LIQUOR ST.

Fine Wines and Liquors for family usa
Sole distributor OF Old Purisslma whisky
WIZ CANNON, 1225-12aT 9TH Sc. n. w
Telephone North as.
The Washington times., 1908-11-22

A meeting of Pythian organizations.
lhe Grand Lodge officers, and Uniform
RANK officers viii be held on Tuesday
evening to take action on the invita-
ton
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1908-09-10
An Old Yaru.

An express on the Long Island
Railroad was tearing away at q
wild and awe.inspirlng rate OF 6
miles an hour, when all OF a sud-
den it stopped all together. Most
OF the passengers did not notice
the difference, but one OF them
happened to be somewhat anx-
ious to reach bis destination be-
fore old age claimed him for it's
own. He put his head through
the window to find that the cause
OF the stop was a cow on the
track. After awhile they contin-
ued the journey for q half an
hour or so, and then--another
stop.
Whats wrong now?" asked
the Impatient passenger Of the
conductor.
"a COW on the track
But l thought you drove it
off,"
80 we did" said the conduc-
tor, But we caught up with it
again "