The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-14
TUESDAY APRIL IL, 1908
The Surorissd Missr.

slsted on wearing the shabbiest kind OF
clothes. An old family friend endeav.
ored one day to persuade the miser to
dress better,
- am surprised he said. that you
should let yourself become 80 shabby
"'But I am not shabby said the
miser.
"Oh. but you are said the family
friend. Remember your father He
was always neatly, even elegantly,
dressed. His clothes were very hand
some
The miser gave loud laugh.
why he shouted trlumphantly,
these clothes I've got on were IA
ther'sr"
Gnsi;sh ceal In the Old Days.
In former times England did not hes
itate to regulate the sale Of coal In the
Interests Of the poor. In 1855, when
the duty on coal 10 London was shil.
ling (25 ceuts) a chaldron generally
thirty six bushels,. Cromwell granted
the city corporation license To I'm.
port 400 chaldrons duty free every year
FOR the poor citizens. At the same
time II was provided that the city
companies should lay up stores of cosl
IN summer from three 10 G,5 chal'
drons. ss they were able,. to be retail.
ed In the winter In small quantities.
And In order 20 prevent extortion. con.
spiracy aud monopoly retail dealers
were prohibited under penalties from
contracting for coal or meeting the coal
vessels before they reached London.
The Slack csp Judge.
sudge Hawkins, an English Judge Of
The last century. who was q horsy
.san. Was reminded even on the race
courss OF bis reputation ss q hanging
yudss. His friend. Lord Falmouth.
was running two horses In the same
.scs under magpie colors. and to dis.
tingulsh the second be ordered Archer.
the Jockey. to wear a black cap. But
= black cap was nowhere to be found
at the moment when the race was due.
AZ this moment Judge Hawkins emery.
"a from the bird cage and was rec.
oSnissd BY Archer. who shouted out to
Tordham: I'VE are all right now.
asrs comes Harry Hawkins. and he
= sure to have q black cap in bis
spocket!"
The Three Lave Of Metien.
me three laws OF motion are: ~ II
Q body BE- at rest. II will remain at rest
1nless II 10 compelled by some external
sorcs to change Its state. and similar.
y. II II be In motion, II will continue TO
move In Q straight line ana At Q uni.
form velocity forever unless It's state
Of motion be Affected by some external
force. (2) Change Of motion Of any
body 10 proportional to the external
iorce that causes II and takes place In
the straight line In which the force
acts. C3 To sxsry action there 10 al.
ways an equal and contrary reaction.
OF the mutual action OF any two bodies
are always equal and oppositely direct.
ed. This law IL often briefly stated
thus: Action and reaction are equal
New York American.
The Word Journal.
10 II . loose application Of language
70 apply the word journal" to q publ.
cation Issued every week or month";
Probably not. since the idea Of the
word seems to have been that the news
sheet was q diary. q record Of day BY
day events. rather than that II appear.
ed daily itself. The very 6rst regular
nswspaper. indeed. II considered to
have beeu the Frankfurter Journal.
which appeared 10 1915 rs a weekly
publication. II newspapers were com.
pelled to adhere with literal accuracy
70 their titles all ''gazettes" would sell
originally signined. The Venetian Ca.
sctta Of the sixteenth century. the par
snt Of all the "gaxettes." took its name
from coin Of about that value.
Msds Her Fssi Old.
II suppose ! am past what my moth.
o. calls the hrst nush Of youth. said
the bachelor girl. but ! think ] shall
never feel older than ] did one sum
mer evening about Ave years ago. And
now the girl ] was In those days seems
absurdly young to the woman am
nov" And she sighed and was si.
isnt Q moment under the burden Of her
Jean.
ut was that summer at Lake
oeoeSs." she went on presently. and
~ were at the Greenes cottage for Q
couple Ct weeks. Jack Greene was
hons from college. and a. be was the
ealy man and ] the only girl we nat
usolly were thrown together constant
v. He was just at the age to feel
hlmself vastly superior. somewhere
about nineteen. He had been growing
eeuumsntal In Q patronizing sort OF
way. and one evening after a semi.
tsndsr passage or two be abruptly ask.
"a my age. ! told him twenty-thres.
He seemed stunned for moment, and,
looking up. be studied me carefully IN
ths lamplight. then, shaking his head
Aa6ly. pronounced bis verdict:
my. but you are well prsssrvsAr"