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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-07-16

In the Central American States
the normal condition is unrest,
with insurrectlon, revolution and
Invasion always just beneath the
surface. Although they have a
repu blican form of government
there is only the form and not
the substance, for the ruling
power is nearly always a military
dictatorship, and the many re.
bellions and revolutions are not
for the purpose of establishing
much needed reforms, but rath-
er they are struggles In which
the government and tie offices
and the official grating are the
prizes.
A more serious condition than
usual now threatens those States,
and all may be involved in a war
growing out OF a disturbance in
Honduras. A dispatch from
Washington says that the revolu.
ton against the government of
Honduras headed by foi mer
President Bonllla has developed
all the old international snimosl.
ties. Bonllla Is in the field and
has taken a couple of towns, and
President Davlla, who fears that
the lnsurrectionists will take the
only seaport on the Pacific, Is
said to be making preparations
to resist them.
At the same time President
Zelaya, of Mica, aqua, is getting
ready to assist the government of
Honduras. The latter State
charges Guatemala and Salvador
with fOmenting the insurrechon,
and Guatemala contends that
Nicaragua is at the bottom of the
trouble. Thus the efforts of Pres.
idents Roosevelt and Diaz to pro.
mote friendly relations between
the republics, have been put
forth IN vain, and the work of the
recent Centra! American peace
conference to provide means for
a peaceful settlement of lnterna-
tional disputes, Is likely to prove
a failure.
1t would be well for the Cen.
tral Americans If all the States
could be united IN a federation
that would forever end the many
bloody and costly struggles that
prevent the developmentof coun-
try and people. 1t is to be fear
ed that so long as the republics
remain separate and independent
the insurrectons and revolutions
and international wars will be
frequent.-Star- ar-lndependent.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-07-16

You hear 1t said every day that
the only place in the world to find
yratltude is In the dictionary. If
we seek 1t the 'e we ought to lhluk
more OF 1t, for the definition says
1t is a sense of appreciation of fa-
vors received accompanied with
goodwill toward the benefactor
an emotion or sentiment of
thankfulness-the natural re-
sponse of the heart to kindnesses
intended or received. The cynlc's
definition of gratitude is "a lively
sense of appreciation of favors to
come" but while we admit tins
is smart, and like many smart
sayings partly true, we must al
so declare 1T Wholesome. Be
thankful for everything; it makes
no difference how small the favor
may be, Its real power of happi-
ness to the giver, as well as to
the recipient, depends upon the
proper appreciation 1t calls forth.
All of us are constantly receiv-
ing favors of one kind or another,
gifts of worth, courtesles, sugges
tlons and the mutual acts and
thoughts that make up our daily
lives. If we accept these with
out intention of ample recogni-
ton or return we are guilty of ln-
justice. And there is the more
direct appeal to our selfishness,
because, If we are not grateful,
we lose. We hear every day of
former favorltes IN pubic life
complaining of their lost popular
ity, and saying that people are
hckle. If we look under the sur
face we are likely to find that the
favorites who lost their hold de-
served their fate, because they
were never truly grateful for
their good fortune, and did moth
ing sincerely unselfish to repay
1t. 1t is fact which we should
never underestimate, that, as
rule, people are all right and II
we do our part they will do theirs.
-"Between the Editor and the
Reader, in The Ladies World
for July.
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A REVELATION.

It's a revelation to people, the
severe cases of lung trouble that
have been cured by Foley's Hon.
ey and Tar. 1t not only stops
the cough but heals and strength
ems the lungs. l.. M. Ruggles,
Reasnor, Iowa, writes: 'The
doctors said | had consumption,
and | got no better until | took
Foley's Honey and Tar. 1t stop.
ped the hemorrhages and pam in
my lungs and they are now as
sound AZ bullet" Trout's drug
store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-07-16

All flags for the use of the gov
ernment made after July A will
contain as stars IN the field to
conform TO the mum Der of states
An Act of Congress in the early
part of the 10Th century requires
that star shall be added to the
flag on the admission of each new
state, this to take effect on the
Independence Day succeeding
the admission. Oklahoma be
came a state on Novem Der 16,
1907, thus adding the forty sixth
star. The field now stands-first,
third, fourth and sixth rows,
eight stars ca b; second and fifth
seven each.
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Harvest Home Picnic.

The Mechanics Band of Clear
Ridge, Pa, will hold their 18th
Annual Harvest Home Picnic
Saturday July 25th. Fantastic
Parade at $3.50 o'clock, led by the
Darktown Band of Georgia.
Other amusements all day and
night. See large bills.
COMMITTEE.
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Rule of Character.

Our own problem looks excep
tional to us, but 1t is not. The
next man we meet has an equally
hard sum on his slate and is
working it out or giving 1T up,
quite IN our own fashion. We
think, perhaps, that riches would
solve our difficulty for us In no
time, or pleasure would soften it,
or change would substitute an
easier one. Butt In reality there
is only one rule oy which to work
II out--the rule Of character.
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A cALIFoRNIAN,s Luck.

"The luckiest day of my life
was when l boughta box of Buck
lens Arnica Salve;" writes Chas.
f. Budahn, of Tracy, California.
1.-TWO 25c. boxes cured me of an
annoying case of itching piles,
which had troubled me for years,
and that yielded to no other treat
nent." Sold under guarantee at
Trout's drug store.
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GRACEY.

Harvest is here and the hum
of the threshing maching can be
heard in all directions.
Miss Lillian Henry returned
home after spending a few days
with her Uncle and Aunt near
this place.
On Saturday evening July 18th
there will be ribbon social IN
the Grove at Gracey. Everybody
welcome.
There will be preaching at Mt.
Tabor church In two weeks on
Saturday evening.
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Womanly Wisdom.

WOnnuty VtouOius
To free house of mice, sprin-
kle red pepper where they are
likely to run IN 1t. They will
soon leave.
Don't discourage the boy when
he comes to you with. his cares or
troubles. Sympathize with him,
and thank God he conides in you.
The sweete st, purest ornament
that woman can wear, and of
which she should feel proudest,
is the clinging necklace of her
baby's arms.
You can make pretty aud dur
able table mats of the bottoms of
used grape baskets. Tear off the
sides and cover the bottom part
with white linen or table ollcloth.
Hang a palm-leaf fan by each
bed. 1t is comfort to have a
breeze at command when you
wake in the middle of sultry
night, and the cooler air and the
regular motion of tanning often
soothes one to sleep.
Some folks are troubled by DO.
tatoes turning dark after being
boiled, especially at this time OF
theyear. If they are peeled an
hour or so before they are cook.
ed, and left TO stand in cold wa.
ter, they will keep nice and white.
Butter may be kept sold IN
warm weather If put IN a bowl
that is covered with a plate and
setln pan of cold water. Then
fold towel and lay across the
plate with the corners hanging
down INTO the water, and put the
pan IN a cool, If possible, a drafty
place, and the evaporation will
keep the butter firm.
To keep flies from roosting on
the screen door, ready to come
IN when it is opened, take a piece
of an old window shade. or else
folded piece of manila paper as
long as the door is wide and about
half yard wide, and cut into
narrow strips to within two inch
es OF the top, then tack across the
top of the door. The pentlest
breeze, or the movement of the
door, when opened, will keep the
flies away.
This Is why his marriage was
failure: He did all the courtlng
before marriage. He never talked
his affairs over with his wife. He
thought of his wife only as a
cheap housekeeper. He never
dreamed that a wife deserved
praise or compliments. He mar
ried an ideal, and was disappolnt-
ed to ind 1t had flaws. He paid
no attention to his personal ap.
pearance after marriage. He
treated his wife as he would
not have dared to treat another
woman.
From June Farm Journal.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1908-07-16

A boy in Cleartield county
knocked down a robins nest the
other day and carried three ot
the young robins home. Game
Warden Crawford, of Dubois.
was notified of 1t and arrested
the boy. On hearing he was
fined $40 for knocking down the
nest and $40 each for the robins,
making $40 in all. The boy s
father refused to pay the fine
and he was held for court in the
sum of 5000.
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SOCIETIES

Odd Fellows-M'Co ellsburg Lodge
No. 744 meets every Friday evening In
the Cleyenger's Hall in McConnells-
burg.
Fort Littleton Lodge No. 4S4 meets
every Saturday evening In the New Hall
at Fort Littleton.
Wells Valley Lodge No. 607 meets
every Saturday evening in Odd Fell
lows Hall at Wells Tannery.
Harrisonville Lodge No. ITO meets
every Saturday evening in Odd Eel
lows Hall at Harrisonville.
Waterfall Lodge No. 773 meets ev-
cry. Saturday evening In Odd Fellows
Hall at New Grenada.
Warfordsburg odge No. 801 meets
in Warfordsburg every Saturday
evening.
King Post G. A. p. No. 365 meets In
McConnellsburg in Clevenger's Hall
the first Saturday In every month at 2
p. m.
Washington Camp, No. 450, P. O.
s. of A. meets every first and third
Saturday evening at their hall at Need
more.
Tuscarora Council, Royal Arcanum
meets every first and third Monday
evening in Clevenger's Hall, McCon-
nellsburg.
Washington Camp No. 497, P. o. S.
A., OF New Grenada, meets every Sat
urday evening In p. o. S. of A. Hall.
Washington Camp, No. 5b4, p. O.S.
OF A., Hustontown, meets every Satur-
urday evening In p. o. s. OF A. Hall.
John Q. Taylor Post G. A. r., No.
5S9, meets every Saturday, on or Just
preceding full moon in Lashley hall
at p. M, at Buck Valley.
Woman's Relief Corps, No. 81
meets at same date and place at pm.
Gen. d. B. McKibbin Post dNo. 4Ol
g. A. s., meets the second an fourth
Saturdays In each month at Pleasant
Ridge.
Clear Ridge Council, No. $40, Jr. O.
U: A. NJ, meets in their Hall at Clear
Ridge every Saturday evening,
The Aspasia Rebe,Sah Lodge, 1. o.
o. OF Harrisonville, meets the Ist
and Sd Wedns sday nf each month. In
the |. o o. f. Hall ut Harrisopville.
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Devil Tempted Young Men.

There is no one so devil tempt
ed to day as the young custodian
of the cash drawer. He is tempt
ed because he assumes he is not
paid enough; tempted because be
cannot indulge himself as some
who are better paid; tempted be
cause he is VAIN of good appear
ance; tempted because he wants
to shine socially; tempted because
he loves devotedly and cannot
shower gifts from his thin pock-
etbook; tempted because he is q
neophyte in forbidden mysteries;
tempted, most of all, by the de.
sire to emulate some other appar
emily successful young men who
have made great "killlngs" on
the race track OF the stock ex.
change. Philadelphia Telegraph.
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TERMS OF COURT.

The first term of the Courts of Full
ton county in the year shall commence
on the Tuesday following the second
Monday of January at 10 O'Clock a. m.
The second term commences on the
third Monday Of March, at z o'clock
p. m.
The third term on the Tuesday next
following the second Monday of June,
at 10 o'clock a. m.
The fourth term on the first Monday
October, at 2 O'Clock p. m.
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Rev. Strayers Announcements.

July 10, 1908:
Cromwell-Sunday school, $3.50
a. M; preaching, 1920 a. m.
Oak Grove-Sunday school, 2
p. m; preaching, 300 p. m.
Wells Valley-Sunday school,
$50 a. m.; Y. P. S. G. E, 6:45;
preaching, 7;l5 p. m.
JNo. F. STRAYER, pastor.
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Il Reached Tie Spot.

Mr.. E. Humphrey, who owns a
large general store at Omega, O.,
and Is president of the Adams
County Telephone Co., as well as
of the Home Telephone Co., of
Pike County, o., says of DR..
Klng'sNew Discovery "It saved
my life once. At least l think it
did. 1t seemed to reach the spot
the very seat of my cough
waen everything else failed" DR..
Kings New Discovery not only
reaches the cough spot; 1t heals
the sore spots and the weak spots
in throat, lungs and chest. Sold
under guarantee at Trout's drug
store. SOC. and Sk00. Trial bot.
tie free.
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CHURCHES.

PREsBYTERIAN.-Kev. w. A. West,
d D., Pastor. Preaching services
each alternate Sabbath at 1890 a. m.
and every Sunday evening at TOO.
Services at Green Hill on alternate
Sabbaths at 1890 a. m. Sabbath
school at 9:15. Junior hr istisn En-
deavor at 200. Christian Endeavor
at 600. Prayer meeting Wednesday
evening at 100.
METHODIST EPISCoPAL-Rev. G w.
Bryner, Pastor. Sunday School
at $3.50 a. nj. Preaching every other
Sunday morning at 1870 and every
Sunday evening at 700. Epworth
League at 500 p. m. Prayer meeting
Thursday evening at 700.
UNITED t,RESBYTERIAN-Rev J, L.
Grove, Pastor. Sunday school at $3.50
a. m. Preaching every Sunday MORN
ing at 1850, and every other Sunday
evening at7:00. The alternate Sabbath
evenings are used by the Young Peo-
ple's Christian Union at TOO D. IN.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at 100.
EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN-Rev. Cal
vinFassoldPastor. Sunday school 9:15
a. m. Preaching every other Sunday
morning at l0:30 and every other Sun
day evening at 100. hrlstian En-
deavor at 800 p. m. Prayer meeting
on Wednesday evening at 100.
REFORMED - Pas
tor. Sunday school at $3.50 a. m.
Preaching on alternate Sabbaths at
1000 q. IN. and 100 D. m Christian
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GENERAL DrREcroRy.

President Judge Hon. s Nc swope.
Associate Judges-D. 4. Humbert, II. X.
Markley
Prothonotary &c.-George A. Harris.
District Attorney Frank z. Lynch.
Trehsurcr-Charles u. Stevens.
Sherin-Jen Harris.
Deputy Sherin-A. d. Holman.
Jury CommIssdoners--Davd Rotz. A. G.
Truax.
Auditors-D. II. Myers, Aaron NJ Garland,
w. Grant Wink
ocmmissoners-s G. Gracey. william c.
Davis. y. A. Nesbit
Cieri--B. Frank Henry.
County uperintendent--B G. LambersOn.
Attorneys--W, Scott Alexander, J. Nelson
Sipes. Thomas +. = oan. 4. Mon. Johnston. M.
X. Shaffner. John +. Sipes s. w. Kirk +. y.
Lynch, II. N. Sipes, l.. II. While.
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BOROUGH OFFICERS.

Justice OF the Peace-L II. wibie
Com tabe--Charles STEAK.
Burgess-Dr. IA. y. Wishart,
Councmen-D. l.. Grissiuger, John A. Irwin,
Harry hammil. A. u Mace, George W. Rels-
ner ID. f. Little, Albert Stoner.
Clerk-L H. While.
School Directors--John Comerer, Charles u.
Stevens s. =. Woollet. L. II. While, NJ. w.
Mace, r. II. Sloan,
Board OF Health-H. s. wlshart, NJ. d.. pres I;
John =. Harris, sec'y; George w Hays. W. l.,
McKibbin. NJ. d.; John W. Mosser, M. d.
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tNEFORMED- - ------ Pas-
tor. Sunday school at $3.50 a. m.
Preaching on alternate Sabbaths at
1000 a. m. and TOO p. m. Christian
Endeavor at 500 p. m. Prayer meet
ing on Wednesday evening at TOO.
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DR.. a. X. DAVIS,
Hustontown, Pa.
DENTAL WORK IN ALL IT'S BRANCHES
Western MARYLAND Railroad Company

In Effect June 10. 1908.
Trains leave Hancock as follows;
No Go. 70 a. m. daily for Hagerstown. Bal
timOre, WaynesborO Chambersburg,
and intermediate.
No. 4--i0 90 a. m tweek days. baltimore Get
tysburg, York and intermediate.
No. ga cop m. (week days. Baltimore and In
termediate stations Vestibule train
with observation BUFFET car.
No Is 80 a. m. (week days. Cumberland, and
intermediate.
No. 3-i.01 p m. (we,k days. Little Orleans,
Old Town. Cumberland, Elltins and
west. Vestitule train with observation
buffet car.
No So. i5 p. m daily leaves Baltimore 40
p. m, Hagerstown 740 p. m.
AL trains make connection at Bruceville for
Frederick and trains and for points north
aud at Baltimore union Station) for Phila.
delphla and New York.
f. M. HOWELL, G. W. MYERS.
Gen. Pass. Agt. Agent.
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Private Sale.
The Property Of the Baltimore
CrOSStie Company.

3 Portable EnSineS and Saw
Mills Complete. I SET Bar
CHS Stocks, Z Pairs Truck
WHeelS and AxleS, 2 Los
Trucks, / AnYyL, / Black
smith Forge. I LoW Dorm
Wd6on, 3 Eour-HorSe Nag
onS, 3 CHt-OF Saws, Lot of
Harness., Collars, Brides,
and SeDeraI other articles
too numerous to mention.
This entire out1ff has oHLT
been in use tYo TearS.
For further particulars
call or W17fe to
MASON 4 GILLEECE,
AHcfioHeerS,
Hancock, Md.
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ora.ped tho Point and Waist, To,

orasped the Point and Waist, Too.
do you know" said an extremely
vivacious young lady to her excessive
~ bashful suitor-"do you know.
George, that young ladies like to be
told they are pretty and attractive
whether they are or not.
Il would not think of telling you
any such thing" said George, gallant
ly, for your looking-glass tells you
better than could that you are a.
handsome as q picture"
"Oh, George!"
You have the prettiest face and the
smallest waist / ever saw"
THE smallest waist! II my waist
is small. 1t is certainly not because Of
having been squeezed. George"
George grasped the point and her
waist at the same time.
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Strictly euslns.A.

young man." said tie old gentle.
man, as he shumed into the parlor. II
believe-in fact, know-that you and
my daughter are rapidly edging
toward matrimony."
ut Is true. sir" replied the poor but
otherwise honest youth. and while l
am obliged to confess that It will have
to. be case Of love In . cottage,
still l."
That's all right. young man." in.
terrupted the stern parent. Love
In q cottage 10 the true ideal of
happiness. You have my consent"
"Oh. thank you, sir!" exclaimed the
y. m.
Upon one condition" continued the
old gentleman, and that Is. you must
be able to show me the deed for the
cottage. Goodnight young man.
Chicago Daily News.
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Notice for PubIicat1on.
(Isolated Traot)
Public Land Sale.

Land Office. Denver Colo.
June 81, 1908.
Notice is hereby given that, ~ direct
ed by ne Commissioner Of tho General
Land Office. under provisions Of Act Of
Congress approved June 81, 1905. Public
NO. SOB. we will offer at public sale.
to the highest bidder, ut II o'clock Am.
on the 18th day Of Aug. 1908 next. At
this Office. the following tract Of land.
to wit, IT sw1 4 Sec. Is, TIPS N. R. 81 w
6P. n.
Any persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are advised to file
their claims. or objections, on or before
the day above designated Tor sale.
c. d. Ford. Register.
Hugh Taylor. Receiver.
(lst Pub. July 2 last Pub. July ~
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THE STORY OF A FALL

The other night l feli-now. pray.
All vapid Interruptions stay;
For sneers are cheap!
I fell-oh! will you cease that brayA
And for six hours unconscious lay.
But do not weep!
For. though II gives the show away.
1 ought In. very truth TO say
I-fell-asleep!
Charles Vivian. in Royal Magazine
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Department Of the Interior
U. 8. Land Office at Denver, Colo,
June 10, 1908.
Notice is hereby given that Thomas j.
Payne Of Cowdrey walden P. o. Colo.
who on July 10. 1904 made Desert Land
Entry No. 656 for swt, SCI Sec. 4, NJ
Nw4, Nw4 NEt, Sec. 9 Twp. 10 N. Range
70 West, 9th, P. NJ. has filed notice of
to make final ID. L. E Proof
to establish claim to the land above des-
cribed, before VIM. ., Mosman an U. s.
Commissioner at his Office, at Walden,
Larimer Co. Colo. on the 9TH day OF
August, 1908.
Claimant names ~ witnesses:
Augustus E. Dwinell, MalcOme c. Ward
George A. Barnes, and David Hendrick.
son; all Walden, Colo.
c. d. Ford, Register.
(lst Pub. July 16: Last Pub. July 800
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Land onice at Denver, Colo. [
July 3 1908.
Notice is hereby given that as direct
cd by the Commissioner Of the General
Land Office, under provisions of act of
Congress approved June 81, 1905, Pub
lic-No 3O8, we will offer ut public sale
to the highest bidder, at IL o'clock A.
NJ, on the 10 day Of August 1908 next.
at this office, the following tract of land
to wit: NE1-4 NEl.4 and Nj NE1.4,
Sec 12T. o N. R 81 N. 9th P. M.
Any person claiming adversely the
above-described lands are advised to
file their claims or objections, on or
before the day designated for sale.
c. d. Ford, Register
Hugh Taylor, Receiver.
(lst Pub. July 8: last Pub. August 1877
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Sad AssoelatIona.

What made that man in your fish.
ing party turn pale and give such a
jump Of apparent fright when l told
him would re-bait his hook for him?"
why, don't you know he is rail
road observation-disclosures Ameri
can.
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Mrs. Artless-The Billoughbys have
q grandfather's clock that's been in
the family for more than $50 years.
Mr.. Artless-Humph! They didn't
have 1t year ago.
Mrs. Artless-Oh. no; but you see
1t was stolen nearly 80 years ago and
Mrs. Billoughby tells me 1t was by
the merest chance they discovered 1t
last week in secondhand store
Puck.
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Very Impressive.

"Ah," said the foreigner. 1T 10 very
impressive to think that any one OF
those boys playing out there In the
street may one day be called to the
presidency Of your great and glorious
country"
Yes. any Of EN- may be called"
replied the native, but you can bet
your life mighty few Of EN- are likely
to be chosen. Record-Hsr.
aid.
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Making Excuses.

Republics" said the disappointed
statesman, ARE ungrateful"
Well" answered Farmer Corntos-
sci, ITS SO hard to tell patriot from
an officeseeker that l don't blame .
republic for gettin' kind O. suspicious"
Washington Star.
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Like Eather. Like Son.

Boy-Grandpa. wish you'd buy me
4 pony.
Grandpa "a philanthropist)-
son, think of the poor boys who can't
even get bread to eat
Boy-I was thinking Of them-the
poor little boys whose papas have
ponies to sell that nobody will buy
Royal Magazine.
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The Real Attraction.

English Girl-You American girls
have not such healthy compilations as
We have. cannot understand why
our noblemen take fancy to your
white faces.
American Girl-It isn't our white
faces that attract them, my dear; it's
our reenbacks.-Chicago Daily News.
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A Careful Man.

I'm not going to let this paper be
caught in any more libel suits II
know 1t. by George!" exclaimed the
chief reporter Of The Morning Sensar
ton. running his eye rapidly over .
page Of copy that lay on his desk.
And he inserted word SO that the
sentence read: Cain, the alleged
murderer of Abel" etc.
The new era. (Walden, Colo.) 1906-19??, 1908-07-16
Produce Exchange.

DO you have Produce exchange
In your town." asked the visitor to
summers Center.
"Oh. my, yes" replied the rural
editor; my subscribers bring me
vegetables and give 'em chestnuts."
--Yonkers Statesman.