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The Washington herald., 1908-02-21

When the President loses Secretary
Loeb" begins the Baltimore Sun.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21
Hard Pressed.

Your wit seems forced at times, said
the candid friend.
Yes. responded the equally frank press
humorist. the grocer. the coal man, and
the rent man want their coin
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21

a Western professor says that within
ten years all the cats in the country will
have disappeared. But the catsll come
back.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21

Nevertheless. the anti-Bryan Leake IN
the House OF Representatives doesn't ap-
pear likely to swamp the ship.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21
Talked Too Much.

What won your wife for your
"Huh?"
What won your wife for you? Your
fatal gift Of beauty
Nav; my fatal gift OF CAB
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21
A LITTLE NONSENSE.

A LESSON FOR ALL.
When George cut down
The cherry tree,
His pa did frown
Portentously.
But when G. w. told the truth.
His father played the man, fOrsooth-
You other dads.
Bear this in mind.
When you your tads
In mischief find.
And they no refuge take In guile,
Commend in true Fourth Reader style!
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21
His Complaint.

"All de worlds stage" quoted Tired
Tiffins.
"Chock full O. sawmills. machine shops.
boiler factories. an de like" commented
his chum TOO much realism. Tiffins;
too much realism fer fanciful man."
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21
Dry.

Excuse me for moment. dear
John. you had a drink after the first
act"
But look at the programme Sixteen
years have elapsed since them
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21

AS Senator Dick wasn't about TO re-
mark. Silence is golden"
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21

IT the noted opera singers will take
our good money, why shouldn't they learn
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21
FLAIN DEALS.

Prom the Cleveland Plain Dealer
Trnnsmutat
Just a little sunshine.
Just a rosy flush.
Just a little snow bank,
Just a sea OF slush.
ParudONicaI.
He hasn't any heart in his work"
Exactly That's his liver
Woman's Errafic Aim.
Your daughter hit me with a snow
bail"
she didn't mean 10 hit you"
How do YOU prove thatI'
Because she hit you.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21
A Prediction.

We amt got no ruins In Ameriky."
Put we will hev. Some o. these State
capitois amt built none too well"
The Washington herald., 1908-02-21

] wonder what time q the day
wonder what day of the year!
VIII il he midnight OF morning.
And who win bend over my bier?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
NHIN HER BACK ACHES
A Woman Finds All Her Energy and
Ambition Slipping Away.

Hood kiver women know how the
aches and pains that come when the
kidneys fail make. lie a hurden. Back
ache, hip pains, headaches, dizzyspclls,
distressing urinary troubles, ali tell of
sick Eidneys and warn you OF the steal
thy approach Of diahetrs, 'dnpsy and
Bright s disease. Duan's kinney Pills
permanently cure all these disorders
Here's prcoi of it in y Hood River wo-
mans words:
Mrs. Martha W. Rigby, 322 Oak
street, Hood River, Oregon, says: az
used naan's Kidney Pills and found
hem to be a most beneficial remedy
| have been suffering from backache
and Other distressing 81 mptoms of ki =
Ley trouble for a long Time aud t.
though used numerous remedies | was
not successful in finding relief tln-
ally learned of Doan's Kidney Pills and
procured box at Clark's drug store
In a short time | began to feel q great
deal better. was 50 encouraged tt at
| continued taking them and received Il
complete cure. At times ! have felt
slight indications of a hackache, but an
appeal to Doan's kidrey Pills has al
ways strved to quickly Danish the
trouble.
For sale by all dealers. Price so cts.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States. Re
member the name-Doan's-and take
no other.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
A Woman Tells How to Relieve Rheu.
matte Pains.

/ have been very great sufferer
from the dreadful disease, rheumatism,
for number of years. l have tried
many remedies, but never got much re-
lief from any OF them until two years
ago, when / bought bottle Of Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. l found relief be.
fore ! had used all OF one bottle, but
kept on applying 1t and soon felt like a
different woman. Through my advice
many of my friends have tried 1t and
can tell you how wonderfully 1t has
worked. Mrs. Sarah A. Cole, l40 S.
New St., Dover, Del. mberlain's
Pain Balm is a liniment. The relief
from pain which it affords is alone
worth many times its cost. 1t makes
rest and sleep possible. For sale by
Keir x Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Approves of the Paper.

Editor Glacier:-
Dear Sir:--In your last issue you
print long paper read at the moth
ers' meeting recently by one of oui
primary teachers. dealing with the
child at home and at school. Having
spent the best years OF my life In the
school room as principal and as city
superintendent, am much impressed
with the value Of that article to this
community. That every mother who
has a child In school should carefully
read and ponder over every statement
In that paper Is, from my point OF
view, expressing II very mildly. The
experiences OF this teacher are not
wholly new to the teaching fraternity,
but possibly SO to some parents.
Shameful as 1t may be many moth
ers, both of the Iich and poor, are
more concerned about getting their
children out OF their way for five or
six hours day than they are for
either the physical or mental welfare
Of the little ones.
Permit me to say to every mother
who has a child In the Hood River
schools to read and reread that arti-
Gle. then 20 and visit the room where
your child spends so many hours a
day, become acquainted with the
teacher, learn from her the needs and
progress of your child ard you will
60 home wiser and better mother.
Would that every school in the land
was blessed with such teachers as the
one whose paper you printed.
An Ex- Teacher.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Want liaad Roads.

Resolutions favoring federal appro-
pIiation for the building and main
tanning OF public wagon roads we're
submitted at recent meeting of the
Mosier grange. In addition to this
they came out strongly In favor of a
general policy of good roads construc-
tion by the various municipalities,
counties and states. The grange
thinks that since congress appropri-
ates yearly large sums for the i'm
provement of waterways an sppropri-
alton should be made for the public
roads. The text OF the resolutions
follows:
10 the worthy master and patrons Of
husbandry.
Mosier Grange No. 243 of Wasco Co.,
Oregon.
Your committee on resolutions re-
spectfully submits the following:
Whereas, The improvement OF the
highway of the country is q matter of
general public concern and should
properly receive the attention and
assistance of the national government,
and
Whereas. The revenue raised by
taxes paid by the people OF the coun-
try as a whole should be devoted as
far as possible to purposes which will
benefit the greater number OF the tax
payers in all sections of the country,
and
Whereas, No argument can be ad-
vanced In favor Of the annual appro-
piations by congress on behalf OF
river and harbor improvements that
does not apply even more strongly
to the Improvement OF our public
roads; therefore be 1t
Resolved, That the Mosiei Grange,
No. 234, OF Wasco county, Oregon,
favors general policy of good roads
construction by the various munich
politics, counties and states, and
Resolved, That we favor the imme-
diate enactment OF legislation by con-
gress making liberal federal appropri-
atoms for the improvement OF the
pubic highways OF the country, these
appropriations to be expended In
such manner as congress may pre-
scribe, and
Resolved, That we strongly approve
house bill No. 10, 8J7 to provide foi
the creation of a national highways
commission and tor the construction,
improvement and maintenance OF
public highways, and we request our
senators and congressman to use
every legitimate means possible to Sc
cure the enactment into law Of said
bill.
Fraternally submitted.
Committee on Resolutions.
j. M. Carroll, Chairman.
Il. W. Saltzmon, Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department of the Interior, Land Office at The
Dalles, oregon, February Goth, 1908.
Notice Is hereby given that
MARY II. JASPER,
OF Portland, County of Multnoman, State OF
Oregon has applied to purchase, under the
act of Congress of June 8, 1873 as extended by
act OF august I, 1892 the 81 NEA and NJ
SEA, Section TO- Il. N, r. 8 EWM, and Will
offer proof to show that the land sought is
more valuable for its timber or stone than for
agricultural purposes, and to establish her
claim to said land before the Register and
Recelver, at The Dales, oregon, on the 18th
day of May, 1903.
She names as witnesses JudSon Furguson,
OF Hood River, oregon; Ray Markley, of Dee,
Oregon; Hershey Markley, of Dee, oregon;
William +, Rand, OF Hood River, oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested to file
their claims In this Office on or before sa i'd
18th DAY of May, 1908
m12-Ml4 c. W. MOORE, Register.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Bad SYmptoms.

The woman who has nariodico, booa.
..hos honi,"nbo soas ns'' ,,na,,nor pa ] nna Sa1,.
.nnta , naon, aa1', o., 9qes ,nias mary ualh
su spuVo VI sPeuMs lioaI,ns 3T aancing pelore
uer cyes, haafh@"'Hs eisuesS Or neaVy
tull leellng N stomach, falnt spells, drag
ging down /leeling in lower abdominal or
pelvic region, easily startled or excited.
irregulfr or painful periods, with or with.
out rtplvic cateYrh. ia suffering from
weaknSssses andderangements that should
have eAYiy axention' Not ali of above
symptoihS arE likely 10 be present in anv
case at one Zme.
Neglected on badly treated and such
cases %ft<n run into maladies which de-
manS TIE SURGEONS knife IL they do not
restkkfatally,FptN
No medicine extant has such a long
and numerous record -OI cures In Sucfi
caSes as Dr. PleFccis TaYorlfe PTeSSrlD::
tlQn,-- No mddfcfnG has such a strong
profess k5nIT Ind0EaE OF -Elc6- lr- Is
EXeiaI1lg ed ient nts.--M II more. Mar any
nun Der OF nrd Inarx u pro onaI- les.
QmQllals.. The very best Ingredients
known TO medical science for the cure OF
woman's peculiar ailments enter into It's
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

use their forest lands In right
way II we are to maintain our timber
supply.
Circular l29, just issued by the for.
est service, contains discussion OF
the drains upon the forests and the
sources and The duration OF the tim
ber supply. This publication will be
sent free u9on application to the For
ester, U. s. Department of Agricul.
ture, Washington, ID. c.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Notice for Publication.
Department af the Interior,
Land Office at the Dslles, Oregon

-
Notice Is hereh" given that David NJ
OF Hood River, oregon, has fled
noti,c al his intention to make final tivr-year
pnonf nv support Oi his claim, VIZ: Homestead
Entry No. lslSi made March ,, I903 for the
SEA IA OF Section 50, W5RNWi4 and NWl.
II + " NJ, aud that said proof will be made
before the RegiSter AMI Receiver at The
Dalles- Oregor, un May 9Th. 1908
lie names the following witnesses to prove
Ills continuous Residence upon ant cultiva-
tiOn OF, the land viz Henry y. Ia.e, WHllntn
Lohb, Elmer Wells, Fred Mack, all OF Hood
River, Oregon, G. W. MOORE
m26-a3O Rerister
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Death Was ON Hjs Heels.

Jesse ?. Morris, of Shippers, Va, had
a close call in the spring of 1906 He
says: "An attack of pneumonia left me
so weak and with such fearful cough
that my friends declared consumption
had me and death was ON my heels.
Then ! was persuaded to try DR.. Kings
New Discovery. 1t helped me imm ,di,
ately, and after taking two and hall
bottles was well man again found
out that New Discovery is the best REM
edy for coughs and lung diseases in all
the world" Sold under guarantee at
Chas. N. Clarke's drug store. s0c. and
Sl.00. Trial bottle free.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of the Interior. Land Office at
The DalleS, oregon. February 10, 1905
Notice is hereby given THAI
HENRY JASPER
of fortlaAd, County of Mul'nomah, State of
oregon, haS applied 10 purchase, under the
act OF congress OF June J, ISIS, as extended by
act of Aug !, 1892, the Me-. NWi., Section 70,
I. N, L. ENM, AMI will Offer roof to show
that the land sought j. more valuable t1r its
timber on stone than for agricultural purposes,
an tn establish his claim to said land before
tie Regi t,r and Receiver, at The Dalcs, ore.
gon. on the 18th day of MaN. 1868.
He names MS witnesses: Judson Furguson
of Hood River Oregon; Ray Maikley, OF Dee,
Oregon; hershay Markley, OF Dee, oregon;
William +, Rand of Hood Rtvct Oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above-descr'bed lands ar, requested to file
their claims In this Office on or before said
18th day OF May, 1905
mi2ml4 G. W. MOORE, Register
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Cured of Rheumatism.

Mr.. VIM. Henry of Chattanooga,
Tenn, had rheumatism in his left arm.
'The strength seemed to have gone out
of the muscles so that it was useless for
work." he says. II applied Chamber
lain's Pain Balm and wrapped the arm
in flannel at night, an; to my relief |
found that the pain gradually left me
and the strength returned. In three
weeks the rheumatism had disappeared
and has not since returned" If troubled
with rheumatism try few applications
OF Pain Balm. You are certain to be
pleased with the relief 1t affords. For
sale by Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
How 10 Avoid Appendicitis.

Most victims OF appendicitis are those
who are habitually constipated. Orino
Laxative Fruit Syrup cures chronic con-
stipatiOn by stimulating the liver and
bowels, and restores the natural action
of the bowels. Orino Laxative Fruit
Syrup does not nauseate or gripe, and
is mild and pleasant to take. Refuse
substitutes. Clarke Drug Co.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

A womau shows good judgment when
sho buys Whites Cream Vermifuge for
her baby. The best worm medicine
ever offered to mothers. Many indeed
are the sensible mothers who write ex-
pressing their gratitude for the good
health Of their children, which they owe
to the use OF Whites Cream Vermifuge.
Sold by Chas. N. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

HupaFtmtht OF The Interior, United States
Land Ofilce, The Dalles, Oregon, February
21st, 1908.
Notice Is hereby given that
ALICE NJ. MACY
OF Mosier, county of Wasco State of Oregon,
has applied to purchase, under act of Con.
gress of June 3, 1878, AS extended by act of
Augus 4, 1922, the SEASE114 Section II, T2N,
IL IL Il, W NJ, and Will offer proof to show
that the land sought Is more valuable for its
timber or stone than for agricultural pur-
poses, and to establish her claim to said land
before the Register and Receiver, at The
Dailes, Oregon, on the 30th day of April, 1908
She names as witnesses: Carl j. Fredrick-
son, George r. Wood. John Evans, George
Ireland, all of Mosier, Oregon
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above-described lands are requested TO file
their claims in this office on or before said
30th day of April, 1908.
f27a2s c. w. MOORE, Register
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Followed the Same Line.

Nj iss SKeen-Where did you gradu-
ate from, Mr.. GillY
Mr.. Gill-From the school ct phar-
macy.
Miss Sketn, with suIprise---Is it
possibleY What a strange choice for
a young man brought up in the city.
But II 4 remember rightly your grand
father was farmer, too.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

The old remedies are the best. Hick
ory Bark Cough Remedy has been in
use for over one hundred years by the
old Dutch Dunksrds OF Pennsylvania
and is still in use by all the old familie,
of Western Pennsylvania. IL absolutels
pure: made from the bark of the whity
or shell bark hickory !ree. The bark ia
shipped from the east, and manufacs
tured in Salem, Oregon. For sale by
Chas. N, Clarke and all dealers,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

JAMES s. slMONTON,
OF Hood River, County of Wasco, State OF
oregon, has a piled 20 purchase, under the
act of Congress of June 3, 1878, as extended by
act of August !, 1892, NRSWA SE14SWA, Sec.
tion 20 and NEANWA of Section 20, Town
ship N. Range IL K. W. NJ. and will offer
proof to- show that the land sought Is more
v"luable for its tiInber or stone than for agri.
cultural purposes, and TO establish his claim
to said land before the Register and Receiver
at The Dalles, oregon, on the 29th day Of
April, 1908 ts. -,
Pc names as witnesses: William ii. Davis,
>. :. THOMPSON. Emil West, Albert Norder,
all of Hood River Oregon. ,a.
Any and all persons claiming ad gersely the
above described lands are requested to file
their claims In this office on or before said
18th day of April, 1908
f2oa2 g. W. MOORE, Register.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
A Poor Man.

"Mama," said little Elsie, as she
looked up from her book of Bible
stories. 81 don't believe Solomon wus
as rich as people think"
"Why, not, dear" asked her meth
or.
"Recause, replied the small inyes
tigator, "this book says he slept
with his fathers, and it he WAS so aw.
fully rich guess he would have had
a bed of his own. :"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Obscure Art.

I'm afraid you don't appreciate
that composition, " remarked the mu-
sician.
"No," answered Mr.. Cumrox; "in
all frankness, ] must say don't. Ii
keeps me guessing"
"Guessing?"
eyes. | always have three guesses
why ANYBODY wIote it in the FIRST
place, why anybody plays it in the
second and why anybody listens to
Ii in the third ~
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02

Mr.. s. l.. Bowen, of Wayne, w. ",
writes; 81 was sufferer from kidney
disease so that at times | could not get
out of bed, and when | did | could not
stand straight. l took Foley's Kidney
Cure. One dollar bottle and part of the
second cured me entirely" Foley's
Kidney Cure works wonders where
others are total failures. Clarke Drug
Co.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Part of the Treatment.

so you believe In charging heavy
feesY"
EYES," answered the physician,
"but only for the patients own
good. IL you can make him feel that
he has an investment with you he is
more likely to follow instructions
carefully In order to get his moneys
worth. Washington Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Wood Wanted

Sealed bids will be received hy Schoo
District No. 8 up until noon of Friday,
April 18th, 1908, for 30 cords of four
foot fir wood for lst of September
delivery.
c. Ii. Vaughan, Clerk.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
The New Pue Food and Drug Law.

The New Pure Food and Drug Law.
We are pleased to announce that Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food q. d Drug law as it
contains no opiates or othel harmful
drugs, and we recommend it as a safe
remedy for children and adults. Clarke
Drug Co,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
GOOD JUDGMENT

is the essential characteristic OF men
AMI woman. Invaluable to good bust
ness men and necessary to housewives.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Chas. N. Clarke, Hood River, OREGON
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
JAMES s. SlMONTON

Department OF the Interior, Land Office at
me DHlieS, Oregon, January 3lst, 1905
Notice IL hereby given that
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-04-02
Timber Land. Act June 8. 1881
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

'partment OF the Interior, United States
and Ofilce, The Dalles, Oregon, February
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1908-09-23
800 Reward. 500.

The readers OF this paper will be
pleased to learn that there Is at
least one dreaded disease that
science has been able to cure In all
it's stages. and that Is Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known to the medicinal
fraternity, Catarrh being constitu-
tional disease, requires n constitu-
tional i, treatment, Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting d.
rectly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system, thereby de-
.stroying the foundation OF the dis
ease, and " giving ii" patlsRt
by building up the consti-
tuition and assisting nature In doing
It's work The proprietors have SO
much faith in its curative powers
that ,hey Offer One Hundred Dol
lars for any case that 1t tails to
prurr. Sad for Us. o. testimonials,
Address: f. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio
Sold by Druggists, roc
Take Halls Family Fills for con
stipation. d&w
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w. NJ, Parker. Fort Worth; b. d.
Moore, Fort Worth; Buck Jennings
st, Louis; c, M, Sutton, Dallas; G
b., SeSoman., Hollowell Me-. A. r
Goodwin, Cincinnati; Frank NJ
Weaver, Fort Worth; j. M, Penland
st. Louis; j, d, Williams, Oklahoma
City; Fl, c. Buchanan, Fayetteville
Ark; M, G. Smith, Sloan Springs
Ark; P, S. Doyle, Chicago; s. M
Young, Chicago; A. J, Richards
Modem, Ala; J. b. Jennings, Dallas
Erwin Boyd, Houston; F, N. Drane
Corsicana; o. II. Weissinger, Waco
Frank Simpson, Austin; Jack Bird
Dallas; II, p. Clopton, Dallas; Chas
f. Cool, Bowling Green, Ky; F.. l.
reyton, Dallas; w n, Rudolph
Carthage, Mo-; s, M, Wallace, Dial
las.
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our heartfelt sympathies to Sover-
eign Adkins and wife in their great
bereavement.
That q copy of these resolutions
be spread upon cur minutes; a copy
be inserted In the Daily Light and
a copy be furnished Sovereign Ad-
kins and wife.
LEM WRAY,
G. A. WILKINS,
J. A, SHORES.
Committee,
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Resolutions Of Respect.

Waxahachie Texas, Sept, 20. 1908
Whereas, 1t has pleased the Di-
vine Ruler Of the Universe to re-
move from our midst Charles Bran
don Adkins, eldest child OF Sover-
eign c. o. Adkins and wife, and
Whereas, we bow In humble sub
mission to his will who doeth all
things we'll.
Be 1t resolved, that we, the en-
tire membership OF Elm Camp. in
dividually and collectively. extend
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To Whom 1t May Concern.

wish to state that all persons
going over the country selling spec
kind, representing me In any man
ner either by name. or claiming any
connection with ME whatever, are
sfya9ds, aud t'pposters | have no
agent, partner or representative,
and never make visits unless sent
for. All spectacle peddlers will be
prosecuted for using my name In
any manner after publication of this
!. 'sASS. rkts~ Va Xx&a, .s,SSNs
DIR. LEONARD KEPLINGER.