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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-04-29

WASHINGTON April ~ WI
liam u Wheeler, of Alpine Cal.
called AZ the White House totly
and accepted The appointment as
assistant secretary of commerce aad
labor
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STAG PARTY IS
ALMOST A
RIOT

Of oouieulmeuL nut finally The tn
eideut appeared uat3asdlg IN -.
closed. excepting that Mr knight
wasted NJ time thereafter r. baf
tins his eyes ~ waa ksrpirF close
TAB on The man he suspected
vino Thrs~ Butter.
The aesnecied mar had iust dfap
ped bis hand intn his lap and
kniEht ass sur. something vas
coming ahen
IT CANE
Abofhpt pa,tie % butter
And Il came from he opposite
dirccfiuu
4 naaEg. little aiekenlnK ihud II
made aa IT landed almost fairly IN
the ear af Mr. guiKht
The situation was Intensely EN-
harFassiuE Conversation ceased a.
once. the host hs,eans fearfuilY Goa.
fused aed NJ Knight this time -
trained truth laughing. even 10 that
silly NaN aa he cleaned of the aae
ond paftle ~ batter
s-me aae. slightly Drawer than
The rest. finally broke in With =
few words 10 -pleaso. mister.
Wun tau buy paper voice. uhen
one % the eelnred waifrcaseu clip
pod and spilled down this brave
Eentiemau'E back the contents Of =
glass % yeff cuid eater-vsfy euld
Indeed vhem applied 20 ones back
mex ecfsalY
n was tcribie@ths emharraaa
m.nt and the cuntaftiona 81 the
brave. but. vet gentleman.
Almost . Riot.
u booked Tor a moment a. thoush
some one would surety send ia a
riot call Not that any one moved
FROM his chalr-no. Indeed --n6t q
mau IN the room could have moved
Ia the first place. the cmbaraas
meut waa 20 thick they couldn't
move around in u. aud in the sec
und place, they Were afraid 10
move
There Ras confederation. also. In
che ranks u the coioFed Mattresses
union and another glass Of water
waF spilled an over another guest
Then one Of the Mattresses began
90 cry.
She vaa a good crier too
Her s8hs we're deep. not too Weil
modulated. aud they were extreme
b noisy
She did certainly feel bad
when The first sob tore itself out
81 her system she uas standing
close Ia the chair Of Mf knight
Embraced and Kissed Him.
She waa sorry for Mr Knight.
and 81 properly express her sym
patty SIRE threw her arms about his
neck and kissed him
Mr. Knight arose from his chair
and tried 70 throw her Oft hut Il
was useless No porous plaster
ever stayed closer a. a human be
ing.
By thia time every guest In the
room WaR on hiH feet
Two 81 three ~ them took hold
~ the eulored waitress thus felieV
lnE Mr. knight
Then there came e sound from
an adioluiue room. and half a Hoz
en- women broke Into The dining
room
Then a great white light arose
The men had been the victims %
The job fixed hy M Knrht some
days before
Mrs knight herself. and the wife
~ auotbef 0f the guests we're The
eoiored mattresses The real wait
FesHaa veIe be- tho Kitchen
There wasn't any more stag to
that patty the loat OF the evening
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Queen Anne Home the
Scene of a Practical
Joke.

II you wsFe a KHeat Al a stag ain
nsr In one Of the most fashionable
homes on Queen Anne hill and the
eoloref waitress should suddenly
throw her arms about your meek
and pFeea hsr lips upaa yonF fsF
erred bros 1T vas late IN fhc even
inK when this happened and PRO
claim. IN tones va that those Who
ran might hear. her affection for
Tou. what world yuu do
You don know the answer. do
YOU
Wen. there's ono man In town
who does. and he'll tell Il " youa
buy once
4 feg nights ago in q home On
Queen Anne hili--a niea home with
garages aud things lging aTouut ~
the hHck there wsa given. BY he
man 81 the house a stag party
Among The guests wsa a pfguiiaeat
real estate man, a member ~ The
Rainier club. The Town and Coua
try club. the Paninrium and every
thing riAe that costs usoney.
Woman the Cause.
This real estate nan has n vife.
a splendid voman aud popular 20.
daily. Sometimes splendid women
are popular socially She e. also
a practical Joker Right away when
her husband told her a5ouf the ataE
party an idea struck her She hur
ried neat day Cut O. Queen Anne
and called on Mrs Hax e. No
let's call her MrB Jones She told
afra Jones her idea and then Mrs
Jones and Airs Knlahi-kniahi
uill DO Tor The socially splendid and
popular woman iust Hat down and
laughed and laughed their eyes cut
mot actually ont. IT eourAe bot
they laughed and laughed and
laughed 80 that when Mrs Knight
boarded The street car fof home
those Who saw her aud knew her
Here sure she vas coming from
she cemetery her egea we're 80
red
The night ~ he party came. The
table was beautiful tu IS crystal
and silver and delicate floral deco.
ration. and the host and hostess
we're proud Two oulofed waitress
es. ne fine looking mammies a.
Southern sun ever ahoue upon. at
tended to the wants Of the guests
Formally Dispensed With.
n was delightful affair Not
too formal to deirncf from thorough
enjoyment and not sufficiently In.
formal AZ 10 offend fhe most sen
Itive guest Some one had just
told a story and those who laugh
we're laughing and these who smile
were smiling when there shot
across the table and landed fair In
the eye 81 Mr Kit q, Nj
knight. rather ~
a PATTtE or HuTrER'
SO ore knew whore II came from
Everyone suspected some one else
Mr. knight extracted IL carefully
from hts eye. laughed IN % silly
sort ~ way. assured the hoat that
IL didn't matter. aad then laughed
akain.
For feW moments % seemed
that 81 The efforts 81 tho cooler
ones waBd noi succeed IN restof.
ing fhe .mft5 % lie former state
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A e,esss'.E... ~ Islands. April 81
made see % an announcement
thip -. 80 the American baifIa
70 III, =, p, "a. accepted a. Invitation
from saH Farc. saa
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sArTLgsHlP PROBLEM.


= WASHINGTON. Apri 20 =
. Both sides profess to be vel Z
. content with the outcome Of :
. the struggle over baiil"ships Z
. IN the senate President Z
. Roosevelt said today the re- 4
q suit waH good deal better Z
. than he had az one time hoped 4
q for aud nov that two ships 4
. had been provided for with an 4
. understanding that two are 10 :
= be added each year hereafter 4
q he VAS satisfied the fighting 4
q strength Of the navy would not 4
. dgteftomfo
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preached by the officials Of the
company 10 abafe the Merry Wild
ow ~ edlct barring them from
the cars along With persistent emo
kerH haA been discussed. but tht
innate faliautTg 81 MI Furth r.
belied 81 this suggestion.
Charge Two Fares.
Charging Two fares foF every
woman accompanied by a Meru
Widow VAS proposed by Mf Furib
bat the attorney for the company
rejected this proposal on the
ground that the defendant could r.
fuse 10 pay fare for the Merry
Widow
Tu NJ Kempsfer belongs ,be
credit % suggesting the roof gar
den plan VITA the Merry Widows
on the upper deck the average man
would stand some shoW Of sitiing
In comfort Inside such minor DE-
tails as means a raising and low
erinK the Merry Widows have yet
10 be worked out. bnt Seattle r.
fuii 81 boosters who could solve
the first hall Of thu problem at
least
On the roofs Of the cars. the
MerfY Widows wonn have plenty
OF room 20 radiate The trimmings
would furnish an abundance Of fora
FOR the gardens and the effect
would be so picturesque as 10 make
Seattle even more famous.
What Mr.. Fur;h Says.
II Is surprising how much the
average woman expects for .
nickel said Jacob Furth. in dis.
eusaiug the mooted question
When we fixed the fare at five
cents We did not anticipate that
the women Of the city would seek
10 turn our cars into hat boxes
The Merry Widow Is n problem
which has never before been en-.
oountered In figuring car space.
According 10 the wise provisions Of
nature. humanity tapers toward the
head aud the cars mere constructed
on that basis but the millincrs
have reversed the laws of nature
by putting the base OF the feminine
pyramid on top and woman. who
obexs the ediet OF the milllner.
looks 10 us 20 provide accordingly
As the ladies' have expanded on
top. there o. nothing for rs 20 do
but to follow suit. There being no
space available inside the car for
the new style. We must take 10 the
roof
Al The Bail Park.
And David Z Dugdaie. authority
on halls and bali dress. Is also
struggling with a problem arising
from the new style. Never In his
experience with spheres has Dug,
dale faced such a problem as he
finds In the round Merry Widow
There Is war between fans aud MGR.
~ Widows. which Is apt 20 pro.
Rresa beyond the stage of dress
rohearsals II something Is not done
It's up TO me. said Dug plant.
lively. when asked what was o. be
done In the line Of sunrrussiug
the Merry Widows IN the grand
stand This sketch ] have given
YOU. taken during last Sundays
game. sheVs you how badly I ana
up against g.
If I don't get rid Of the Merry
Widows pretty soon. the fans vii
all desert the game. As one Merry
Widow shuts out about ton fans. the
financial prospect IS about ten 90
one against me. unless I put mp a
strong game.
= hate tu get mixed IN court pro.
ceedings with a Merry Widow. but
/ see no hope for a. I have made
up mt mind 10 go into court and
amply for an injunction restraining
the Merry Widows from occupying
space in the grand stand The roof
Is the place for them"
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SUES FOR HIS
COM MISSION

p. II. Sims started suit In the
superior court today against =. v.
under to recover 5000, which he
claims Ia due him for selling tim
Der licenses IN British Columbia -
J.. G.. Hulln
Sims claims that acc0rdlus to
the agreement he Vas 10 receive
oil that he could gel over SO 0a0
De sold the timber for $1,000 but
claims that Badef did not live up
a. this part Of the agreement.
Isaac KAY. a iewelry mclkneer.
was discharged hy Police Judge Cor
dun yesterday afternoon after sev
eral witnessra contfadicied HafrI
Bnrdelemier. Who charged kay Wlth
incorporating a watch he he'd
sold
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Trains and stssrboats 5 Cent?
WEbTHE R--FbfH TONIGHT AND THURS
DAY. LloHT EAST WINDS.
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to attend the meeting Tuesday af-
termOon at the church.
=
PRESBYTERIAN-The ladies Of
the First Presbyterian will NEE,
with Mrs. \. J. Abernathy Tuesday
afternoon at the Clements home,
weber the Abernathys are costly quar-
tered for the winter.
BAPTIST AlD-The Baptist ladie.
will meet at the church Tuesday
afternoon at three-important bust.
ness to he transacted
FLOWER SHOW-All ladies inter
ested in the flower exhibit will meet
at the Broadway Methodist church
Monday at three
=
BIBLE STUDv-The Bible study
class win moot with Mrs. Hi Gle.
Wednesday al .,rnon.
=
AZTECS-Every Aztec is urged tu
be presnt Wednesday evening at
the Red Mems hall. There will be
good music and n merry dance Is
scheduled.
ORIOS-The Orio club will not
meet this week on account Of prep.
arations being made for the Fedora
tion which convenes the following
Tuesday
LADIES OF THE LEAF-This lit
erarv club will not meet until No
yember ninth.
w c. r. 1.-THE members Of the
W. c. r U. will meet at the Broad
way Methodist church Monday after
noon al three.
MACABEES-The regular meeting
Of the Maccabees will be held Wed
nesday afternoon. All members are
asked 10 he present, initiation ON
for the session.
FERNDALE REVIEW-1he mem
bers of this organization will meet
with Mrs. J. l.. Cox, Wednesday
=
CIRCLE Mrs. Paul Philips viii
entertain the members of Circle
Tuesday afternoon at three.
=
YOUNG WOMNN'S HOME MIS-
SION-The Young ladies OF the
Home Mission Society VIII
meet with Miss Lena Sullivan Mon
day afternoon.
CARTER AVENUE METHODIST
1t Is important that every member
OF the Carter Avenue Methodist
Aid Society be present at the meet
ing 10 he held a. the church Tues
day at three O'Clock.
=
GUlLD-The Woman's Guild OF s.
Philips Episcopal church will NEE
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...SOCIETY...
BY Mrs. 7. II. Siurseon. Phones. House 634 Office s.

one else Just tell her that so
and-so will be the one to talk on
that subject and she is easily led
off on false trail. The worst kinu.
of a bore Is the one who has no
particular object, she just likes 70
bask In the sunshine of your so
siety, to listen to you talk on
variety of subjects and to take up
the best hours of your working
day. II any one has a real remedy
for this bore. one that is tried and
true, for r1n'nity's sake let us
have It, And did you ever wonder
why We are compelled to spend the
tim with just such people whS
have no attraction for us. while on
the other hand there are 50 many
for whom we do or would expert.
ence the greatest pleasure when I'm
their presence. yet destiny decrees
that our lives shall always be
apart or we only meet at moments
as ships that pass in the night"
when I'VE meet, hail and are gone
Happy are we when the Ruler Of
Destinies permits even fleeting
glimps of those who appeal TO us SO
strongly: and we only get a faint
/ llfd Ol NIldN Idpllll'EE NVutl W.
ours If we were permitted to asso-
ciate exclusively with those who
are In my 1,oe Gus way akil 10
us. Those wit! Shom our acquGpt-
ance may Ie hort but our KGJT,.
edge OF them seems to have c 7le
down through PREVIOUS existence.
At glance We recognize COM
genial friend-and how much hap
piness we miss that we are not al
lowed TO gather around MS only
those in whom the spirit OF kindred.
ship exists. A loss It seems for
which there can be no compensation.
=
"Is the room disinfected?''
Yes, mother. and | have steril-
i2ed the curtains. deodorized the fur
riture, ascepticized the fixtures. va
/ pOrized the air. washed my lips IN
an antiseptic solution, and
Have YOU ascepticized the mis-
| tlctoe?'
Thoroughly. mother. everything
IS done Arthur is waiting now in
/ the hydrogen room
Then you may go in and let him
| kiss YOU, dear
Announcements.
! CHRISTIAN AID-Every member
! of the Christian Aid is requested
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We're two bills; one concerning the
school lands, which was left over
from the last meeting. The bill was
stated In favor of holding the lands
for period Of twenty-five years.
speeches We're made by Eugene Nivo-
che. Hahriet Ellsworth. Ruth Paul
Boyle, John Edwards. Marjorie vii.
liams, Jack London. Viola KlosM and
Rosie Bowman, who made speeches
In favor of the bill. Speeches against
the bill were made by Morton Woods,
Grace Jones and George Williams.
The bill passed with a majority OF
sixteen. Two minutes were set aside
for the Introduction of new bills. Wal
teh Staples. Marjorie Williams and
Allan Swan introduced bills which
Will be discussed at the next meeting.
The senate then adjourned.
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HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.
Miss Eugene Nivoehe.


Wednesday the school was IN I
mourning. Miss Mae Jones, gradu |
ate of last year, died Tuesday after
noon at & O'Clock. Many floral offer
ings were made by the grades and
pupils were allowed to go and offer
any assistance in their power. The
junior and Senior boys acted as pail
bearers Miss Mae was a charming
Young lady She was librarian and
clerk of the senate and was loved by
all We cannot realize that she has
gone from us but can only think Of
her as having stepped across the boun-
dary to await our coming.
=
The high school chorus. under the
direction of Miss Van Wormer, is
making excellent progress The boys
deserve especial commendation aa
they are singing better this year than
ever before.
The German class Is making such
fine progress that they are able to say
anything they please about MS Latin
pupils. and we will never know that
they were even thinking of us. They
van 'N'u l'l'hA Ail' is'l " y iAh9'l 80
German.
4 meeting of the Athletic associa-
tion was called Tuesday to see wheth-
er or not the boys should sell or rent
their football suits to the town team.
It was decided preposterous TO do
| either. We ought to have a good
football team of our own, with all the
good material we have, and Wen do
it,
Much interest was eyinced in the
game OF indoor baseball at the armory
last night between the high school
boys and the national guards.
=
The Success society will entertain
| the Excelsior society, Fhlday, October
30. They say their program will beat
our last program all to pieces Wen
| see.
The basket ban girls met Thursday
and gave orders 20 Nellie lkard act
ing as committee Of one, TO order
! a new outfit This will be done, and
the team will be ready to match
! games I'm month. They are under
the direction of Miss Agee and Miss
/ Hammond.
The Moot congress met Friday af
| ternoon. Before the senate there
!
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TO SAVE THE YANKEE.
Compressed Air Will be Used in
Raisinu Wrecked Cruiser.

New York oct. 24.-oJhn Arbuckle.
founder of the Deep Sea hotel for
working girls and young men, has ex-
planned how he hopes to save the
United States cruiser Yankee which
ran aghound on the Hen and Chickens
reef. In Mr.. Arbuckle's own words
the method will be this.
I'VE will brace the different decks
so that the pressure OF air will not
disrupt them. The hatches and other
points will be- made air tight and then
the compressors will fohce the air in
To the hold of the vessel. The air Is
lighter than the water, so the water
will be forced out. We turned on the
compressed air into the hold of ves-
sci that all the other wreckers had
abandoned aud had given up as a
hopeless job. and in thihty.fiye min
utes we raised the steamer Of 10000
tons
MIR. Arbuckle suggested that the
time will come when every passen-
ger steamer will be equipped with air
compression and hatches so construc-
ted that they can be closed and made
air tight Immediately the air COM
phessors are started, "and the vessel
saved no matter how large the hole
In the hull"
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FOR CLUB MOTHERS.

I've kid manipulltor built espe-
cially to cater
To the mother who Is happy only in
her Womans Club
And an anti-baby bawlpr. which will
circumvent each suualler
When papa Is feeling scIappy and is
hustling for HI grub.
Then my automa .c spanker will
make spunky Infants hanker
For the very peace and quiet they're
constructed to dcS ROY
And my foster mother feeder will
eventually bre.d
Longing for starva ion diet I'm most
any girl or boz.
Then another great creation Is .
needed innovation
It's a pseudo.hushaby byc-er 10 usurp
the place Of maid
For the dummy. while quite active.
is so very uuIttractiye
That no COP vii sauutcr nigh her
when the kid are ON parade.
Then my teach and tuiu'cm tutor
vii be just the thing to suit
Pa and ma whose social functions
keep them always ou the 90.
And my booklet "Why Respect
Them? How 20 SkNu'ly Neg
lect Them
VIII remove the last cOWmnctions
that our modern mothers know.
-Iaur1 VI sheldon.
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Political Speaker INTERRUPTED. .

Public speakers are frequently in.
terrupted by people coughing.I This
would not happen II Foley's Honey
and Tar were taken, as II cures
coughs and colds and prevents
pneumonia and consumption. The
genuine contains no opiates and ls
in a yellow package. Refuse substi-
tutes For sale by all druggists.
d&w
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Concerning Clubs.

Everyone knows what a CHEAT re
lief it is when a woman addressing a
club meeting speaks clearly and dis
tinctly. few words from her are a
greater pleasure than whole speecl
Of another, II il is only half under
stood so let all clubwomen who are
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paper. with this eloquent eulogy. OF
the home of her adoption.
oklahoma, where the icy breath Of
the north is met byt the perfumed
breeze of the south and blended in a
beautiful elysian land OF perpetual
sunshine and roses; fit dwelling
place for the gods"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-10-25

Kodol Is combination OF the
natural digestive juices and II di-
gests all classes OF food and every
kind OF food. so you see II will do
the work that the stomach itself
does. Sold by w. B. Frame.
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on the program for the state fedora
tion at Ardmore make up their minds
that no matter how short their time
be on the floor of the convention that
they will make themselves heard.
The following names of delegates
have been received since the list has
been handed in From the Ne MCentu-
ry Club. Oklahoma City, Mrs. J. W.
Hawks. 73l West 18th street, Mrs.
Sarah Walker, 3l5 West 18th street;
Alternates: Mrs. Frank Mulkey. 26I
Broadway Circle: Mrs. j, II. Stubber-
field East Sth street.
Elk City. Cultus Club. Mrs. Davis
and Mrs Caskey. Alternates Mrs. Ed
ward Wilson, Mrs. Wright.
Elk city: Tuesday Book Club:
Mrs r. +. Macarthur; Mhs w. II.
Henden. Alternates. Mrs. Edward
Mccoy, Mrs. II. w. Randolph.
The members of the Chautauqua
class met with Mrs. T. X. KearneS
Friday afternoon on account of the
disagree able weather during the week
there was not full attendance, How
ever Dutch art and the Hollanders
were studied The place of meeting
for next week has not been given
but it will be announced later.
The meeting of the Orio Club with
Mrs. Miller on Friday afternoon was
an unusually sad one, the name OF
Miss Mary Carr being on the yearly
program as leader for that session.
| Miss Carr, whose death occurred In
/ September was one OF the beloved
| members of that organization. MISS
/ Ellen Dixon filled the chair and read
AN interesting paper on The Eden
/ of Louisiana
Roll call was responded 10 with
/ quotations OF four lines from layorite
poems.
Entertaining sketches Were given,
/ "Grandpere," by Miss Vera Olive,
! "Evangeline," by Mrs. Miner and
Gabriel by Mrs. Arthur Adams.
The program, reading, prologue TO
the poem.
AS You Like It." Act |.
Parliamentary Drill "The Previous
/ Question" Mrs. ]. II. Carlock.
Table Talk Stockholm" Miss Lou
Scott.
There will be no meeting of the
club this week owing to the meeting
Of the Federation the early part OF
the following week.
Much interest Is being taken In the
October number OF Sturm's magazine
which contains a well-written story by
Mrs. T. b. Ferguson Of Watonga. Mrs
Ferguson has long since given ample
evidence OF her intellectually and
briliancy as literateur IN her articles
and addresses before state and loca
organizations and her entry into th'
short story field will be welcomed
with pleasure by all.
Possessed of the finest feelings,
, rare Imagination, excellent powers o
delineation. a knowledge of life from
many standpoints, from a newspaper
office 10 the governors mansion, ant
the ability 10 lew each from Tho
ground OF human intehest, Mrs. Fer
gusou iswell fitted 10 attain success
which her friends bespeak for her.
! The story is entitled, "a Condition
. al Surrender and is cleyerly tol'
tale OF the early days in the strip, an'
the trials OF two Missouri girls, VIII
were pioneers in the newspaper tlelu
The plot in itself is simple one Du
II is backed by plenty of local color
.. the spirit OF the early day settler
which could no have been inculcate'
EXCEPT through personal experience.
The characters are we'll drawn, IN
surroundings painted with the artist
pen and the closing paragraphs epitc
mize the work of the pioneer news
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rhe eores No Mest.

Did you ever stop To- mink how
many people You know bore YOU?
They drain your persouality-they
never know when they have stayed
long enough. Such signs as BE
Brief. This is My Busy Day" and
the like, have no effect Whatever
on the bore. and she goes sereneI,
on. Now the great question is how
far should we let them go. They
bore into our personality and they
feed upon our resources and we feet
tired 'ithout knowing jusi why.
or course there are different rinds
Of bores. there IS the bore with
the hobby. She is really the liost
harmless kind for she just keept
on hammering on the same old thing
and she says so much hat we can
be thinking out our own thoughts
and what she is saying isn't import
ant enough TO interrupt.
About the simplest way to get rid
of her is to send her on to some