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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-11-05

: KONSTANTYNOPOL, 2 Ii
stopada. Wczoraj zbunto-.
.wa1a sic W Yildiz kiosku ie-.
dna kompania konsy-
stujacego tamze :garnizonu:
Oto zo1nierze odm6wili pos}u-
sze6stwa oficerom i stosoWa
Ii pod ich adresem rozmsite
pogrozki, lecz natychmiast
zarekwirowano battalion woj
ska, sprowadzonego MEDIA
VINO re Salonik i ten odda-
wszy salwe do buntownik 6w,
trzoch z Mich zabi} i Is ra-
nil. Przyw6dcy buntu zostali
aresztowani. Og61em znalaz1o
sic W gmachu ministeryum
wojny % zo}nierzy, kt6rzy,
stana pred sadem wojen :
nym.
Sultan wydal trade, kt6rem
dla podzegaczy do buntu
dysponuje kare smierci, a.
ola innych surowe kary VIE
zienne. 4
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-11-05

LONDYN, 2 listopada.
.Wed1ug nadeszlej tu specy-'
alnej depeszy kanclerz RE,
sly niemiec ckiej, Ks. Buelow
poda1 sic do dymisyj.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-11-05

CHICAGO, H.. sZnany ma
:Stanislawowie wielce przed edsie
biorczy biznesista p. Antoni
Klimek, zakupil Cd pani A.
nieli Dyniewicz realnosc przy
Milwaukee ave. 500 stop ma
p6lnocny zach6d cd Cleaver.
str, obszaru 100 przy 144t
stop, "a $4,000 z hipotela
$4,000. Ma tel realnlo6ci stoja
domy starej konstrukcyi,
kt6re jak donosza, " prze,.
ciag,1 roku lub dwu lat costa
ma usuniete przez noWego
w}asciciela, a ma ich miejjscu
wybudowany bedzie gmach
wielki kosztem $4,000.
Winszujemy serdecznie !
zyczymy poWodzenia.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-11-05

SCION pobytu vice zadowo-
ILL sic oni zwiedzeniem 60
dnych widzenia osobliwosci.
miasta, g}6wnie swiatyh j ba-
zar6w. 5.,.:s...
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-11-05

BUDAPEST, 2 listopada.
Wczoraj W bia}y dzieh uz-
.brojona szalka bandyt6w do
konala smialego napadu ra.
:bunkowego ma file banku
komereyalnego W dzielnicy
Nowego Pesztu. Bandyci tax
sic urzadzili, re czesc ll[']l ich
wpad1a gotowymi do strza-
lu zmusi1a urzednik6w ban
kowych do milczenia, pod
czas gdy inny oddzia} rabu-.
slow szybko :poprzecina}
druty telegraficzne, TAX, ze,
W laden spos6b ME MONA
.by}o przywo}ac pomocy 2.
zewnatrz. Reszta bandyt6w
stane1a u wejscia do banku,
grozac rewolwerami kazde~
mu, ktokolwiek sic tylko
zbliza1. Bandyci zrabowali
og61em 5000 koron (16 tvs.
dol.) i nieScigani uszli.
Policya obecnie. .pracuje 60
raczkowo mad wYsledzeniem
rabusi6w.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-11-05

WILKES BARRE, Pa.
Bardzo przykra scena roze.
gra}a sic " domu Andrzeja
Wandowskiego do kt6rego
przybyl policyant, W celu "a
aresztowania tego pierw's5!z''e-
go. Gdy policyant pokkazai
|zaswiadczenie sedziego poko~
|ju Browna, ma mocy kt6rego
|aresztowae chce, Wandawskie-
go, iona jego pochwyclla
|garnek z goraca woda, j
chciala policyanta oblac. Po-
liciant za6 zdazy1 wymknac
sic, ME ponoszac zadnych O
braze6. Po chwili zas przy-
szedl 2 trzema innymi poll
Fcyantami i si1a obezwladnili
Wandowskiego, kt6rego wraz
T. iona natychmiast areszto-
wano i odprowadzono do se-
diego pokoju. 0zasowo Wan
dowscy wypuszczeni ma VOL
nose pod kaucya $1,000.
Drink nazwiisk kiem Jan
Kowalski, W. .wieku lat 36
bedac przy piracy W Wilkes
Barre kopalni, pod, No. Z,
zosta1 zabity ma miejscu z
powodu eksplozyi gazu. Ia
wezwany lekarz zasta1 ciaio
Kowalskiego W strasznym
stanie. G1owa i rece oderwa-
ne byly zupelnie, nogi spalo-
ne do niepoznania. Nieszcze-
sliwy 'Kowalski pred 3 laty
przyby} Europy, pozosta-
wiajacf zone IL !. drobnych
dzieci. Pred 8 dniami Ko-
walski otrzyma} list cd 20
ny, ze jest juz W drodze do
Ameryki.
OczywiScie spotka ia clos
okropny, gdy sic dowie, 20
maj juz W grobie.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-11-05

gdzie pracowal " parafii sw.
Wojciecha, Bozego Cia}a, Ja-
ma Kantego, zimierza ma.
West Seneca j W Niagra
Falls. Niechaj mu ziemia
bedzie lekkal B.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-11-05
z INV POL SKICn
W AMERYCE

3 7
FILADELFIA. Pa..Z wtor-
ku ma srode zakradl sic do
koScio1a katolickiiego pod
wezwaniem sw. Franciszk
przy "a j. Green ul.. po1ozo-.
nego, z}odziej kt6ry skrad}-
sly diva poz1acane naczynia
z olejami sw. oraz puszke do
pre- chowania ho,tyi, uszedl
dotad niewysled edlzolny.. Jakies
fatt1m zaWislo mad ia swiaty.
MIA; niedawno pozar znisz-
cyl czesc budynku, a ,}odziej
po laz trzeci okrad1 ia. Pro-.
boszcz nauc!zlo!pl'y y smutnem
doswiadczeniem Wszystkie
drogiie. naczynia ]iturgiczne
zawsze po odprawionem ma.
boze1stwie zabieral do swe-..
go prywatnego mieszkani:as
i dlatego ostatnio z1odziej.
ME pope}ni1 wiekszej ]: kradzie-
zy. 81. - 5..55
Niejakii Albert Bek
przyjecha} pred paru tygo-
.dniami q, Ocean City, N. J..
do ,..E' PhiIlad elphiiI ] zamie azkal
przy III. Montgomery Szukal
biedak piracy, lec;z ]ej ME
m6gl znale6c. We wtorek pal
nal sobie W glove. q kartki,
jaka samob6jca pozostawi},
:dowiedziano sic, 20 ,brak
piracy by}' powodem Smierci
.jego. s.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-11-05
EVFI AND n

z CLEVELAND, o.
W6ciekly kot pokasa} 4 let
MIA Rozie c6reczke pa6stwa
Castor, zam. przy Jennings
I'd. Ma krzyk dziecka mad
bieglo kilku mezczyzn j ci
kota odstraszyli, kt6ry skry}
sic pod pod}oge pobliskiej
szopy. Pc chwili wyszed1 je-
dnak 2 kryj6wki i bylby sic
rzuci1 ma swych przesladow-
COW, ci jednak ratowali sic
ucieczka. Postarano sic Q
strzelbe celnem str2a}em ko-
ia ubito. Pokasane dziecko,
2 licznemi ranami ia rece,
odwieziono DO dra Smigla,
zabitego kota odstawiono do
miejskiego wydzialu zdrowia
dla zbadania, czy tenze cier.
pia1 ma wscieklizne. w pred
.dzieh powyzszego wypadku
tenze kot rzuci1 sic ma pew
ma kobiete, lecz jjejj ME zdko}al /
ukasic.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1908-11-05

PITTSBURG, Pa. w
Szpitalu West Penn W Pitts
burgu umarl " nocy II let
nj chlopak nazwiskiem
Frank Turek, niezawodnie
Polak. Chcia1 on darmo do.
stac sic koleja z Pittsburgh
do Chicago, wiec ma stacyi
.kolei Pgh. and Lake Erie
wskoczy} ma odchodzacy "
tamte strone pociag frachto.
wy, spadl pod ko]a pociagu
i zosta} 6miertelnie poranio-
ny. Odwieziony do tutel-.
szego szpitala, - chlopak ten
ciagle dopytywal sic: jak stoi
gra " oslawiona "Base BALI
miedzy banda chicagoska 9
banda detroicka, mad kt6ra
to gra dis wszyscy Amery-
.kanie szaleja i wyja. Nawet
pred samym zgone NJ pred
stawieniem sic ma sad Maj
wyzszego Boga, chlopak ten.
zamerykanizowany, ME my
6lal 0 Bogu ami . strassliwej
wieczno6ci, ]ecz ciagle do
pytywal sic: jak gra " Base
Balll' Nawet ostatnie jego,
s1owa pred 5miercia by}y ME
Q Bogu lub Q zbawieniu l'E'l1: du-
azy lecz o tenn, jak stoi gra
v stBase Ball?'' What is the
scorer byly to ostatnie
s1owa zepsutego chlopaka!
Sale e6stwo czy g}upota?
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17

FURNISHED
COTTAGE, two large rooms furnished
: or unfinished; electric light, yard
kept. Apply zoos, waikiki 1892
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
MARINE

The Hawaiian steamers
kept the waterfront from being exact
Iy dull yesterday. no less than three
of the blue-banded tunnels making
port They were the Nevadan which
had anchored outside overnight, the
Alaskan and the inter-island freight
carrier Despatch. Another arrival was
that old whaling bark John and Win
throp which put in for repairs to her
donkey-engine. Inter-Island steamers
coming in were the Iwalani and W. G.
Hon
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
JOHN AND WINTHROP.

The whaling bark John and Winthrop
anchored outside about ? p m. Her
donkey engine got out of order and
the call was made for repairs. The
bark is from San Francisco and her
captain is a colored man by the name
of Shorey. The John and Winthrop is
the only sailing vessel that has left
San Francisco this season for the Arc
tic Captain Shorey expects to be
back at the Coast in November. The
bark is an old-timer, having been built
in 1876, and she had been pursuing
leviathans ever since with varied sue
cess. Her net tonnage is 321. She car
ries a crew of forty men, composed of
many nationaIities and including Es-
quimos. negroes, Scandinavians and a
leavening of Yankees. They are
husky looking lot of men, many of
them mere youths but full of vinegar
and who signed articles in response to
the lure of the smoky seas and the
fascination of the game. The vessel
is well down in the water owing to
the great quantity of supplies put
aboard for the long cruise. From their
davits hang seven boats with oars and
everything ready for the welcome
warning cry, There she bIows.''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
RENT TRUST CO., Ltd.
IT, LEE.
IT, LET.

Morris Lane. 2 bedrooms. ..........s 500
Punchbowl. 2 bedrooms ......... 500
Asylum Road, 2 bedrooms. ....... 500
Manoa, 2 bedrooms ..............,,.. 800
Alder Street, bedrooms. ......... 1900
PunchbowI Street. bedrooms. 400
Wilder Avenue, bedrooms. ~. 1890
Kaimuki, 2 bedrooms ...N ........ 1000
Matlock Avenue. ? bedrooms. 1000
Waikiki. bedrooms ............. 1000
Middle Street. 2 bedrooms .....-.. 1000
Gandall Lane. bedrooms ....... 22.0o
school Street, 3 bedrooms..... 5000
King Street, 2 bedrooms .......... $500
Kinau Street. A bedrooms ........ $500
Beretania Street. 4 bedrooms. 5000
FURNISHED.
Young street, bedrooms. 1885,. $500
Nuuanu Street, A bedrooms. ....... 5000
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
THE TwALAN1.

The steamer Iwalani. Capt. Self, got
in from Maui and Molokai ports at 4
a. m. She brought thirteen cabin and
nine deck passengers. Her freight con-
sisted of HOO bags of sugar and a
varied assortment of small farm prod
ucts.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
THE DESPATCH

The All. steamer Despatch, Koker-
witz' arrived from Eleele at 7:3O a. m.
and proceeding to the Railway wharf
began dumping her freight of sugar in,
to the Alaskan.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
RITHET IN A STORM.

SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. s.-The bark
R. P. Rithet, which arrived here yes
terday from Honolulu, encountered the
tail end of the hurricane which delay
ed the steamers Alameda and Hilonian
in the passage across. a northerly gale
struck the vessel when in longitude
al deg. west and-continued to longi-
tude 134 deg. west. During the rest of
the passage fair weather conditions
prevailed The R. p Rithet brought
FIVE passengers, 1857 bags of sugar
and occupied nineteen days on the voy-
age.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
PORT OF HONOLULU.
ARRIVED.

Sunday. February 10.
Stmr Despatch, Kokerwitz, from
Eleele, at 1880 a. m.
Stmr w. G. Hall, Thompson. from
Kauai, 4:40 a. m.
Stmr Iwalani. Self, from Maui and
Molokai. at a. m.
All. S. s. Nevadan, Greene. from
Tacoma, at s a. m.
All. S. S. Alaskan. Nichols from
San Francisco. at a. m.
Am. blk. John and winthrop. Shorey,
from San Francisco for the Arctic on
whaling cruise, anchored off port at
2 p. m.
DEPARTED.
All. s. S. Despatch. Kokerwitz, for
Kauai, at s p. m.
SAIL TODAY.
Stmr. Noeau. Mitchell. for Mahukona
and Hamakua ports, 5 p. m. (WiIl
carry explosiyes.)
Stmr. Niihau. Self, for. Koloa, p. m.
Stmr. Likelike, Naopala, for wind
ward Hawaii ports (probably).
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
Classified Advertisements
FOUND.

Br S. S. Hampstead. Hill, for Hilo
(ptobablyD.
DUE TOMORROW.
T. K. X. S. S. Hongkong Maru. Fill
mer, from San Francisco.
SAIL TUESDAY.
stmr. Kinau, Clarke, for Hifo and
way ports.
stmr. Ike Au Hou, Tullett, for
Kauai.
DUE WEDNESDAY.
NJ. n. Co. s. S. Hilonian, Johnson,
from San Francisco.
SAIL WEDNESDAY.
o. 6. s. Alameda, Dowdell, for San
Francisco, at 10 a. m.
FREIGHT.
Per stmr.s Iwalani, from Maui and
Molokai, Feb 16.-1 lamb. boxes
chickens, { boxes eggs, 8 bags cocoa
nuts, 4 bundles skins, bags taro A
packages sundries, 30 head cattle, 81
pigs, HOO bags sugar.
Per stmr w G. Hall, from Kauai
ports. Feb. $4,000 bags sugar, 10 bags
cocoanuts. 26 packages sundries.
SUGAR ON kauai.
The steamer w. G. Hall reports the
following sugar ready for shipment on
Kauai; G.. F.. $40 bags: P l., $500;
H. NJ, 11,SS0; X S. c.. 1000; X. P,
1924: K. s. NJ. 1920; Max, 1924;
G. & r., 1924: Mob, 80. 725.
PASSENGERS
Arrived
Per stmr W. G. Hall. from Lahaina,
February Let O'Brien. w. A. Kim
ney, r. A Kearns. Mrs Bertelmann.
A. Haneberg. s. Mott. T. A. Burning
ham, A. H. Smith. T. W. Greig, Lieut..
Turner. Miss Vandeberg; 20 deck
( Per stmr. Iwalani.z from Maui and
Molokai, Feb. 16.-J. F. Hamburg, C.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17

1926 ($50 down, and $40 per month,
without interesD win buy fine lot
on .KalihI road, near King street car
line. Former price $3.50 and over.
Lots (area about 1-2 acre each), I'M
equaled in view and soil. on Manoa
Heights.
Two nice lots (corner) in KapahuIu
Tract. close to main road, at $20O-s2S
down, and $40 per month, without In
terest.
For Rent To good steady tenant
a comfortable, almost completely fur
nished home Including piano., with
large grounds in fruit trees, on Kalihi
road, one block from car line. Rental.
$50 per month.
]. H. SCHNACK. 13T Merchant st.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
SAFE TODAY.

All. s. S. Despatch. Kokerwitz, TO
Kauai, at p. m.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
LOST.

NJ. Cooke. A. F. Judd, Mr.. and Mrs.
G.. p. Cooke and infant. Miss 81. Sex
ton, E. Bruno. Mrs. E. Bruno and
child, Master z. Bruno, Tashfro, va
makami: 9 deck
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17

The American ship Fort George
anchored in the bay at 5 p. m. on
Saturday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
ARE COAL HULKs NOW.

SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. part of
the surplus coal afloat in the bay, which
can not find resting place on land,
is to be stored in vessels which are
at present lying in the harbor idle. The
big freighter Algoa took on board the
coal cargo of the British steamer Indra,
which arrived here on New Years day,
but still has room for another 1000
tons in her hold. The barkentine Plan
ter went yesterday from Mission bay
to the Sixteenth street dry dock to be
prepared as a coal hulk, and as soon
as she leaves the dock her place will
be taken by the bark c. d. Bryant,
which will also be put to similar use.
HORSES. COW AND HAY.
SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 8.-Two
horses for the army quartermaster' S de-
partment at Honolulu, one valuable COW
and large consignment of hay figured
noticeably among the freight taken by
the American Hawaiian steamer Alas
kan The big freighter did not leave
until sunset yesterday. She took about
$500 tons of general merchandise for
the island ports.
ALASKAN LIGHT.
The All. S. S. Alaskan, Capt.
Nichols, arrived from San Francisco
about a. m. She left on Feb. Z and
brought neither passengers nor mail.
She brought little cargo from salina
Cruz and the balance from San Fran
cisco; her freight aggregating 1000 tons
and 1000 tons of fuel oil. There We're
two horses aboard for the government
and a COW. The steamer will go to
Kahului and Hilo from here and thence
proceed to Salina Cruz. Her trip down
was uneventful.
w. g. HALL FROM KAUAI.
The Kauai packet arrived at 4:4o a.
M She brought eleven cabin passen-
gers and twenty deck Her sugar
amounted TO 5000 bags.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-02-17
ALASKAN LIGHT.
w. G.. HALL FROM KAUAI.

The Kauai packet arrived at 4:4o a.
M She brought eleven cabin passen-
gers and twenty deck. Her sugar
amounted TO 5000 bags.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-04
JOKING IN THE SHOPS

~ the many stories told OF the elder Sothern,
~ perhaps none Is more amusing than that
of his favor1te diversion II the line OF practical
7oklng, which was to enter some shop where
he was not known ana perplex the clerks by
his queer antics
IN Boston once he went 20 4 well known
hardware establishment, and approaching a
salesman IN a most confidential manner SAID
4 wish 10 purchase Glbbors Decline and
Fall Of the Roman Empire
This Is q hardware store, sir, replied the
astonished clerk.
Sothe-n seemed nonpIassed; but after q
moment be sand IN that case maybe you
can sell me q copy II Buckles History Of
Civilization n England.
ST, SAID the clerk. upon whom II began
70 dawn that he had an odd man 10 deal with
drunk. perhaps, possibly "a lunatlc,- slr, as
7 have told YOU, this Is q hardware store. We
do not sell books
En- rll.ttered Sarhern. with the air Of .
The cIerk's face frightened The customer
was not. then. drunk or crazy, but simply
deaf. Accordingly. he drew close to SotheTn
and shouted N his ear, This IS not book
store. sir
So-he-n reflected f7r a moment u am
not particular as 70 The style Of binding he
finally said Green would do
The clerk despalred- Look about You,
sir" he fairly shr.eked. Can't You see by
the stock that this IS not book store but q
hardware establishment,
Really, responded ~.thsrn. assuming
tone of irritation. your stock Is most limited.
No Decline and Fail. no History Of tIvlhza-
ton What sort u place ls tins, anyhow
Al this furctu-e the proprietor entered from
the rear and hastered up 10 see what was the
difficulty.
What can I do for you, sir" he asked II
his best professional manner Glowing the 1l1l-
fortunate clerk 70 one side.
I should Ike said Sothern II his sweetest
voice, 10 buy a small file
New-York tribune., 1908-10-04
NV Debut in New York
By Blanche Bates

TIL most exciting episode can recall vas
i having nay hal- pulled ~ AugustIn
Da1- That Ink meant no less - ne
-ra- "a %ev York success. and q New ! OK
success -us- then was a turning pplnt ii ny
career qgas literally pulled INTO prominence
+ Fsr-eres On the H-sr night II my tlrst
ergarer1e-- with Da.v, IL l-s tneater ID Ne"
T.-E I had been playing II the west. WIN
Broadway looming up always as the -lstll-eJ
80 nd had finally decided that the only
~ - pet -r-y New ork was u . butt II 3
Tor -..f.l,fv seemed L. send Tor me WITH q
private e-- and "a engraved invitation
81 came IA and ca-pea IL Da4y $ 1yeI-
TINS Uttered up the steps ana So5 ~
-a-H,- a nuisance. 50 finally he got nj 81 me
f..- g-.--g ne on q days notice, . chance -
NAV p-.r-s II " The Iau-ng II the Niie"-
NJ E..e- 4ys- SICK before the performance
and ! had no chance . Tei-e-iI7S ---- pa '-'
the re=- at the gouparE-
-r- M. ---- time q Broadway audience liiS
audience y was my dream u lace Wa -
with fright, and my voice deserted me ~
Es4 o. SAY -...S a little speech u lplI -ll-e7-
Bu- even tins was too 1-l,i- -1i L-e. -
---y.s =. open nay mouth and sI5etk' LuL my
-5-.-.- .-. -Htz =-age heard - word - ''iial
-= +.--= E.r-1s-a saw 90 go ~, Blanca
--F Z ,g-r- weeping down % my dressing
Al 81 there d5=cousolate message came
So ~ D.Iv that he wished - SEE me IL
"a. ----rs rose. Hes gong - tell ne
--.- il.ved rHe part wei, even i HoDoay
I'D mr. ne. Thought. and hurried 10 ms
r. f...l-l II NE tar a minute. then ne zll-,
WI j. You wear your irant hir in-' +ty s
-, n g-ght o. be- down, and, saliins l.-1
.--.,-. >. ne word. he grabbed my haiT Win
sra hands and yei II none 20 s5l.. - - -
.--,-F-rg Ike the appearance Ire "''ille'- IL ~
az-e ,-.y s,-yh.vy Do
r.--.a You may 60 now.
r..-- 9.-.- was tLT.uu= @lln rage. 4--' e'--
- -. -s.-s lad changed from alsa I,
---..r and as ! drlel them ! told me go1.i's
.--.- -r lie glass that d sho" AueLs--, .t5.--,,
DIV whether / We mere ehleK el =. --- -.-.,E
- l--5rs Eave her ha-r E-nkea GUY - -
---,--r-- and never a word slld aDy1- .Il- -
-.---rI Then the om-noEs call came I'' ''''
Ma was out on the stage -g4.n lIi'Ii
e. r. trouble about he-nng nay ~,
---..I -f., part better th-n kne" l1' 1.>,
B.tv sa5d nothing bat Il was mol l'''
engagement t,.-, v,l-b that
han r-. .lrg incident
New-York tribune., 1908-10-04
HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS

II --.l really want 10 increase your own hap
/ pines. qa5t thinking about the faults 81
your nelghbars.
You've got 10 have faith 10 succeed iaIth III
yourself preferably, but il must be genuine
taith # some brand ar other
\ woman helps 81 man % success hFst ny
aiding LIrn with h,r strenrra. and then IN her
ygeakuess by forcing hlu u use hls strength
10 ald her
New-York tribune., 1908-10-04
One On the Iokcr


once however the tables were turned on
~ The French ioker. He had taken good
deal af VINE one evening when he went INTO O.
r.rt1.. tshrnaker's shop. and assuming the
accent and air of q gountryman sald
Sir. what do you call these htt-e machines
hanging there
Wat,hes." replied the shoPkeePer-
What are they for,
Really ! have heard Of them He"
much DO they costy'
Here IS one for TWO hundred francs and
one for one hundred francs, and here are some
Tor fifty and twenty-five francs
" Are there printed directions about uaHi3ls
them 60" ,-
with a key
This way. You see II is not dIil'Ht
And must one wind II III the evening or
the morning.
You must wind yours III the morning
d" Why ~ the morning,
Because Monsieur Romieu, con, .uae,-
the shopseep,r ~ the evening you are .' -'''A
and might break II.
New-York tribune., 1908-10-04
Apoloeizine for Perfection

A MOTHER practical Joker, Rouieu the
critic and musician. was fond OF dlVert1ng
himself II pretty much the same way as
Sothern.
one dav he went into glove store and told
The clerk that he wished 10 make purchase.
but must apologize for his poor French Il
She would listen carefully he hoped 70 make
himself ineligible. He had always found
the clerks IN Paris so intelligent and anlaDle,
he said. that one need not be discouraged even
# he did not speak the language very vel!
He would Ike q PAIR Of glCves-k1d gloves
D56 she understand Al this was sa1d IN
perfect French, with irreproachable accent
and idlons.
Certainly, sir," nurnured the astonished
clerk. ,-
Al. then. VIII persevere. Kid glove.
pearl gray. Do you understand, pearl gray
Yes, sir. You speak French with per
1 thousand thanks. This IS another proof
of -h9 Inexhaustltle amiabIhty and patience
which 7 have noticed IN the shops ot Pans
With two buttons. you comprehend;
.'The Parisiarls are so quick TO catch ones
rrearingl And VIII vou kindly stretch them,
and put IN some glove powder, What IS the
Tr7ces wish my command Of French per
Ir;tt,.i me toexpress my thanks Tor the prompt
rese and courtesy with which l have been
ed. ,,-,..- -1,,.o. ,,,,7
Whereupon Romieu PAID Tor ms gloves ana
departed without "a smile.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-10-14
LOCAL NEWS.
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE

interesting affair. Miniature stockings
can be obtained at the door by all who
have not received them before the en-
tertainment. The admission fee will
be the number Of pennies corresponds
ing to the size of hose worn by the
bearer. Mrs. J.. M. Blake. Miss Mar
ion Bickford, Mrs. w. w. Hartwell
and the local orchestra will assist IN
the entertainment. Home made can
dies will be served free. The public
cordially invited.
Geo. Reed left Saturday for Massa-
chusetts to attend the New England
beagle trials. Trials will be held on
the grounds of Grafton Country club.
Mr.. Reed is judge at this trial. From
there he will go to the national beagle
trials, acting as Judge at the bench
show which is held October %. John
Reed will. meet his father here with
the IA dogs that run in the field trial.
These trials com mence October 26 anc
will last for two weeks. These trials
the bench and field are held this veal
at Chase City, Va, 80 miles south OF
Richmond. Mr.. Reed and son viii
stop off at Washington for few days
on their return.
The residence of F. B. Lang on Parl
street is now nearly complete. Tn
main building is S2x56 with two veran
das. The foundation is Of cobble ston
and cement. The basement has &c
ment floor and is finished off into (
laundry. root cellar and furnace room
The whole house is finished in butte,
nut in the cabinet style. The ceiling
on the ground floor are all steel, an
the ceilings and walls are tinted i
oil while those on the second floor ar
tinted in water colors with stencil boz
ders. There are five sleeping room
and a bath and six large closets u
stairs, and downstairs parlor, Twin
room, dining room, kitchen, pantry
bedroom and bath. The wood work We