Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-12-04

| 'SN1NhSt = w nat lSSSOU 10 we learn
from the busy bee? Tommy Tufrnut-
Not TO get stung.
Young Hunter-It's strange that
can't hit anything His Guide-I guess
it's because I'm behind tree.
Mother-AlIce, 1t is bedtime All the
! iitae chickens have gone to bed Alice
Yes, mamma, and so has the hen.
"A man learns to do by doing" re-
marked the morallzer. EYES," rejolned
the demoralizer. land also by being
done."-Chicago Daily News.
Customer-what is the price of the
duck7 Little Glrl-Please, mum, it's
three shillings But mother says, il
vau grumble, it's two-and-six Punch.
Office Boy Say, the boss oughtn't to
put window in there? Carpenter
Why notf Office Boy-'Cause. now
sou can see he's In when he amt in,--
| Life.
Scott--Wherever does Easily get
the idea that his jokes are funny3
Mntt-oh he tells them to young wom-
/ ~ "hNu PtNtt5 tcSAut~-auSlOu AIuu-
script
The Inquirer-But what is it you
men have struck for7 The Striker
Wen, I'm blest IL know, gunner, but
We amt goin' back till we've got it,
The Sketch.
"Ah, Elsie, II is fine to be married
To nm oincer-such n beautiful uniform,
and so many deeorations I" Yes, and.
besides that, he'll have d band at his
funeral Wahre jacob
You say there Is nearly always
something broke about your automo-
bile? Yes" answered Mr.. Chugglns,
nervousy. what is it, as ruler
"AIe. w Washington Star
You don't mean TO say that you are
going back to horses?" Temporarily
/ have moved TO new country place,
and ! thought ! should like to become
acquainted with the seenery."--Life.
She~I'm going to give you back our
engagement rlng--I love another He
Give me his name and address. She
DO you want to kin hlm2 He No,
want to sell him the ring Pick.Me-
Up.
Reporter Now, what was the worst
money panic you ever saw? Great
FinancIer-Las week. when ten-cent
piece rolled TO the floor of street car
and Ave women claimed itl--The Y
Ray.
Emily (playing house Now. I'll
be mamma and you'Il be papa, and lit
tie Ben and Bessie will be our babies.
Willie (after a moment anxiously) --
Amt 1t about timo to whip the chill
dren?
Ibid your friend make hit at the
/ literary clubT II guess he did. He
pronounced les Miserabes' I'm brand
new way, and then alluded to II as Vic
tor Herberts masterpiece. Washing.
ton Herald
Tired Traveller Ito barber) Spend
ing the night In a sleeping car doesn't
improve ones beauty does It'll Bar
ber-T don't know what you looked
like when you started, but / guess
you're right. Harper's Bazaar.
Daughter-JThis piano Is really my
gary own, isn't 1t. pa? Pa--Yes, my
dear. Daughter when | marry
III can take 1t with me, can L? Pa
Certainly. my child. But don't tell any
one 1t might spoil your chances.--Pen-
ny Pictorial.
II had half the young men in town
/ for rivals when | was doing a court
ship stunt" said the sad-eyed passen-
ger. And did you land the prizef"
/ queried the hardware drummer. well.
l never looked at it in that light" re-
piled he Of the sad eyes, but married
the Chicago Daily News.
Lady In touring car beckons to pc
degtrian. Twin you kindly do me
small favor, sirT' Certainly, madam"
/ Then please stand out In the middle
Of the highway and let me see how
quickly can stop my car without hit
ting you. Pm afraid this brake is ont
OF er."-CIeveland Plain Dealer
"You didn't seem to enjoy you- din
ner." mo" answered Mr.. Cumrox.
81 confess was wondering about how
much j ought to give the waiter You
see, IL you give walter too little he
snubs you and If You give him too much
he knows you are stranger in the
place and scorns you anyhow. "--Wash-
ington Star.
4 We passed, In the course II an hour.
two dead cows and more than fifty
dead chickens A strong smell Of gaso-
line pervaded the atmosphere, aud there
were wheel tracks In the dirt. Sher-
lock Holmes became greatly interested.
watson" exclaimed he, after deep
thought, "there has been an automobile
along here l"-Louisville Courier-Jour-