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The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1908-01-30

majesty that ! can show him how he
can put some money in his pocket"
\ faint spark Of interest appeared
to CLEAN in the eyes of the general.
THE general saws YOU can speak. but
be quick about it., j" said the inter-
prefer.
BE quick. is it? The lousy
spalpeen to talk that way to a di-
scindint of Irish kings. Well, let
him give us enough rum to get
drunk on and thin he can put us in
the calaboose and the old man on the
brig II pay whatever fines he lays, as
he can't sail without us. Give us
the rum and well make a shindy and
he can arrest us
4 smile broke out on the lips Of
the general. He called a soldier who
fetched a bottle of rum.
"What," shouted Mike, cone bottle
to four sailors. At home the parish
praist d iypict more than that before
supper at a wake. If we don't have
the rum we can't get drunk, and if
we don't get drunk he can't arrest
us for we'll walk about as innocent
as chickens on a dung heap"
Again the general called a soldier
and we were given each vessel con.
tanning about a quart of rum. Then
we we're abruptly ushered out Of
doors.
Whats the program, now" !
asked of Mike.
Wen sip the rum aisy like till
the boat comes for us and thin wen
make a night of it aboard. Wen
give him no chance to arrest us
Alas, for our resolution to swim
die the general We had not had q
drink since we left Barbados and
we were droughty vessels. Our sips
bccmmemore frequent and of greater
dimensions. A dapper officer in a
uniform which would have made a
dead bull frantic with rage picked
| his way across the plaza, Mike
seized him about the waist and
whirled him around in a cross he.
tween am Irish jig and reel The
infatuated officer screamed to his
subordinate. and in a moment there
was a real shindy going on. For a
while we tumblcd Haytian soldiers
down like njncpns, but numbers
prevailed, and bound hand and foot,
we we're placed in the calabozo.
What a night we passed. There
were four other prisoners, all ne
grocs, and there were several thou
sand species of vomin They had
taken away our rum and we couldn't
sleep.
4 plate of frUoles was handed
each of us for breakfast and we
broke up the monotony of the day by
alternately swearing at Mike, the
general and Hayti, Another night
with its horrors passed and then the
door opened and we were released
When we reached London from
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1908-01-30
IT'S ALWAYS BAl
The Best of Backs Are Bad When
They Ache, and Lehi People
Know It.

A bad back is always bad.
lad at night when bedtime comes,
Just as bad in the morning.
Ever try Doan's Kidney Pills for IT,?
Know they cure uackachc--cure
every kidney i'll?
John Houston. ST., 2nd St. West North,
American Fork Utah says, II have used
Doau', Kidney Pin. and they have been used by
other mcmb,rs of my family with excellent "a
suits, About a year ago / wa. suffering with an
acute attack of backayhc and pain, through
the Kidneys Any little cNcrtiou or strain
would cause me intense suffering happened
tn read o. Doan's Kidney Pills I'm the paper aud
AS they were highly recommended 10y response
bic people / procured boN used them iu
accordance with the directions and they acted
exactly as those who had used them said they
would They cured my hsckache and other
symptoms entirely in remarkably short time.
] would not be without Doans Kidney Pills ia
the house"
For sale by all dealers. Price 81
cents, Fosler-Milbun Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the namc-Doan's-and
take no other,
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Make the Most of Picknics.

The long summer days are again There is no more pleasant way of spending an afternoon than at pie nic. This affords ar easy and agree able way of being soeiable. With par ties or sociables the work of enter taining falls upon one or two, while in the picnic each person contributes to the dinner and each person is re- sponsible for his or her entertain ment.
 Anything in the way of refreshments may be taken to the picnic but some things are more appropriate than oth- CTS. Cold tea, salad dressings, olives, pickles, etc, are nearly always includ- ed in picnic lunches because they can be carried in sealed cans. Deyiled eggs, canned meats, etc, also form a part of the usual picnic lunch. We think of the things that are easily carried and that can be served with the fewest dishes.
 Informality is the keynote to the pleasure derived from a picnic. Peo- pie are always ready for a good time and go to picnies for that purpose. Anyone who feels that his food must be served in order and who does not feel able to come down to usual pie nic style, had better absent himself from same as he will not enjoy himself or add any merriment to the party. F Picnic style has it's own attraction and to rob it of it's individuality would be to spoil it entirely We should en- courage picnics; it is good for people to meet in this informal way and to eat out in the open air. Many seem to think that one must necessarily go for some distance-to a lake or to a park, or some resort It is always pleasant when this can be done but it is not necessary; there are always many pretty places near at hand. It is un- necessary for anyone to do a lot of extra work for a picnic; plain, whole some things that will satisfy good healthy appetites are all that are need- ed. Make the most of picnics, enjoy the summer months, enjoy your friends and get together. That is what makes life worth living.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
WHY HE WAS WORRIED.
Fly In the Ointment That Was Handed to Good Man.

Why asked the good mans wife are you so thoughtful? You look as il something disagreeable had happened
 ''PeIhaps,' he replied, T am fool ish to feel as I do about it. My con gregation has raised a purse for the purpose of sending me to Europe"
 And are you sorry it isn't large enough to enable you to take me with you? Don't let that cause you to feel depressed. It will be very lonely here without you, but 1 know you need the rest, and I shall be Very sensible. I can spend the summer at some quiet, inexpensive place, cheered by the thought that you will return refreshed in mind and body"
 Tt is very good of you to look at it in that way, my dear. 1 appreciate your feeling. But the gentleman who made the presentation speech said he was sorry the amount that had been raised was not larger so that l might be able to remain away longer, and somehow it seemed to me that ap- plause was more hearty at that point than anywhere else in the course of his remarks Chicago Record-Her- aid,
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
The Cold Morning Bath.

The cold morning bath is recom- mended for those who can stand the cold bath, though countless many cannot To prepare for it one should first sponge the body with cold water and step into a few inches of water drawn from a warm water pipe. It will not be warm or cold early in the morning. Splash the water over the body and wash hastily, letting the tub fill gradually. If the salt bath is used, do not throw the salt towel in the laundry. Let it collect the salt. In beauty bathhouses each individual has a salt towel that is used countless times, because it gets thoroughly sat urated and is more beneficial. A cold bath should not last longer than five minutes
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Care of Colts.

You've been too busy this summer to pay much attention to the colts. Then make up for lost time now. Teach the colt to lead and drive. Do it wisely and patiently. It's easy to make him jerk up the head every time you raise your hand or speak cross. A jerking colt has a jerking trainer.
 Handle the feet. Pick them up and tap them. Get him so he can be shod properly trimmed to promote and di- rect proper growth of hoof. Don't let any fool hoof butcher do it, either.
 Make the colts fearless by showing them strange sights.
 It wouldn't be bad investment if several farmers would get their colts together and introduce them to an au- tomobile. Do it gradually at first, Hire the automobilist so you can have him do as you want him to. Colts must be taught that the auto, the street cars, trains, threshing engines and all such scary things will not hurt them. A fearless colt is worth more to any owner, city or country, than one that has to be turned around and | fee when such thing approaches. | But in teaching the colts to be fear less don't use brute force. Use good sense, patience, kindness.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Thrift In the Eanniix.

A little girl was playing with a girl friend of her own age on the porch of her home in West Philadelphia.
 An elderly gentleman, her mothers s father, and an elderly lady. her fa- ther's mother, were sitting on the porch talking pleasantly with each other. The little girl had often wished her grandparents were of the same name, like other children's grand parents.
 Presently the little guest remarked: What a nice grandmother and grand father you have.
 "Oh, yes,' she said, with a sigh, but they don't match.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
IT SEEMED lNCURABLE
Body Raw with Eczema-Discharaed from Hospitals as HopeIess-cutl-
 cura Remedies Cured Him.

From the age of three months until fifteen years old, my son Owens life was, made intolerable by eczema in it's worst form. In spite of treatments the disease gradually spread until nearly every part of his body was quite raw He used to tear himself dreadfully in his sleep and the agony he went through is quite beyond words. The regimental doctor pronounced the case hopeless. We had him in hospitals four times and he was pronounced one of the worst cases ever admitted From each he was discharged as in- curable. We kept trying remedy after remedy, but had gotten almost past hoping for a cure. Six months ago we purchased set of Cuticura Remedies. The result was truly mar vicious and today he is perfectly cured Mrs. Lily Hedge, Camblewell Green, England, Jan. 12, 1907'
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
WONDERED WHY Found the Answer Was "Coffee."

Many pale, sickly persons wonder and eventually discover that the drug -caffeine-in coffee is the main cause of the trouble.
 q was always very fond of coffee and drank it every day. I never had much flesh and often wondered why l was always so pale, thin and weak.
 About five years ago my health completely broke down and I was con- fined to my bed My stomach was in such condition that I could hardly take sufficient nourishment to sustain life.
 "Duling this time I was drinking coffee, didn't think I could do with. out it.
 After awhile I came to the con clusion that coffee was hurting me and decided to give it up and try Postum. l didn't like the taste of il at first, but when it was, made right boiled until dark and rich-1 soor became very fond of it.
 "In one week began to feel better could eat more and sleep better. My sick headaches were less frequent, ant within five months I looked and fel like new being, headache spells en tircly gone.
 My health continued to improve and today an1 well and strong, weigl 143 lbs I astribute my present healtl to the Iife-gtsirg qualities of Postum.
 .'Thcre's a Reason"
 Name given cy Postum O., Battl' Creek. Mich. Read, "The Road to Well villc," ill pkgs.
 Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. The. are genuine, true, and full of humal interest.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
One of f6e
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 Products of actual excellence and reasonable claims truthfully presented and which have attained to worldwide acceptance through the approval of the We'll Informed of the World; not of indi- viduals only, but of the many who have the happy faculty of selecting and obtain ing the best the world affords.
 One of the products of that class, of known component parts, an Ethical remedy, approved by physicians and com mended by the Well-Informed of the World as valuable and wholesome family laxative is the well-known Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna To get it's beneficial effects always buy the genuine, manu- factured by the California Fig Syrup Co.,, only, and for sale by all leading druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Ihr Ssrt of Thinn He liked.

h an early day in Stone county, Missouri, farmers boy rushed into the office of Dr. T. J. McCord of Ga lena and urged the doctor to come quickly to see his father, who seemed 10 be dying Said the doctor What sils him, and what has he eaten?' |.
 The boy said: Oh, nothing much put 14 roastin ears for supper"
 Well" said the doctor, just go pack and throw him a couple of bundles of cats and tell him l will be ip there in about 30 minutes. - From Judg ge's Library.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
IN ToYpOM.
Beyond Expression.

c. W. Farlowe, East Florence, Ala, writes: For nearly seven years I was afflicted with form of skin disease which caused an almost unbearable itching. I could neither work, rest or sleep in peace. Nothing gave me per- manent relief until tried Hunts Cure One application relieved me; one box cured me, and though a year has passed I have stayed cured. I am grateful beyond expression"
 Hunts Cure is a guaranteed remedy for all itching diseases of the skin. Price soc.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

Sometimes it seems like good deal of trouble to dip hogs or even to spray them. I'll tell you simple plan that I have found to work splendidly. When the pigs are all eating at the trough, take your diluted coal tar dip in a sprinkling can and run over them. In warm weather they soon get accus- toned to it and rather like it, and it is scarcely any trouble at all to do it two or three times a week. It will contribute to their health wonderfully by keeping their skin in ideal condi. ton.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
How It Was Done.

1'hree-year-old May had a penchant for cutting everything in sight, when she could get pair of scissors. One day, being left alone with her curly headed baby brother, she promptly cut every curl from the back of his head.
 When the nurse discovered the dam age, she said:
 "Oh. May, how dare you cut baby's curls off"
 He cut them hisself."
 How did he reach the back of his head?"
 He stood on the stool"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
OLE MIS- MOON WITH THEM.
No Chance of the Visitors Being
 Homesick in the City.

Mme. Fairfax was wont to stand on the porch of her, old Virginia home and rejoice on moonlight nights in the beauty, says the Youths Companion. There's my moon,' she would say, as it rose from behind the eastern hills. Look, Dahlia, see how beauti- ful it is,' and her tiny colored maid, who was ever at hand with shawl or fan for her beloved mistress, would answer, enthusiastically: Your moon certainly do look pow'ful handsome tonight"
 When Mme. Fairfax journeyed to the city to visit her son, Dahlia, look ing out of the window with wondering eyes on the first evening of her life away from home, exclaimed, in voice of mingled astonishment and relief: Well, 1 declar' to goodness, if ole Mis- Moon ain't done come along to Washington wifi me an ole mis-! We cant be homesick nohow, wifi ole Mis- Moon shining on us"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

disease started With slight irregularity and weakness and developed into dan gerous dropsy. l Le- came weak and Ian guid, and could do no housework. My back ached terribly. I had bearing down pains and my limbs
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
ScciaIistic

The Patient-Doe, I can't bay you no money while l ain't gone none, already. E3N you dake it oud in drade?
 The Dentist-Well, I might consider that Whats your business?
 The Patient-I lead a leedle Choi- man band. Fe'E come aroundt und serenade you effry nighd for a mont, yet.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Have You ChilIs [?

It cured your, Pa and also your Ma of chills in the long ago and it will cure you now It has been tested by time and it's merits have been proven We guarantee one bottle to cure any one case of Chills. If it fails your money is cheerfully refunded-and it's name is Cheatham's Chill Tonic.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

bloated to twice their normal size. Doctors did not help, and I was fast drifting into the hopeless stages. I used Doan's Kidney Pills at the criti- cal moment and they really saved my life"
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Farmers Educational
 -AND- Co-Operative Union Of America
he Rosy Road.

I take the rosy roadway to Halleluia
 Town: There is where the sunlight's in the rain a-comin' down; The summer is a song An the winters not for long Rosy is the bright road to Halleluia Town! You pack up all your troubles in Halle
 luia- Town, An fling 'em to the Four Winds as
 they fly the world around; From the windows in the blue Angels wave their hands to you, For Heaven is not a heartbeat from
 Halleluia Town Life's losses an it's crosses-they
 make your brightest crown Where the bells ring sweetest welcome
 to Hallelulia Town; No thorn to wound the breast: It's there the travellers rest In the lilies of the love of God and
 Halleluia Town! F. l.. Stanton in Atlanta Constitu- tion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
The Comoarison.

Towne-Yes, my wife is able to dress on comparatively little money.
 Browne-Oh, come now. Compara- lively little?
 Towne-I mean a little compared with what she thinks she ought to ave.-Philadelphia Press.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
lust SIIpnose.

Just suppose" said Brother Dickey, "heaven wuz one big watermelon patch, an it wuz de Fo'th CT July de year roun!"
 Go long, man. said Brother Will Hams, you almos' makes me want ter go dar!"-Atlanta Constitution.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
One Bottle or Less,

Malaria is easy to contract in some localities, and hard to get rid of-that is, if the proper remedy is not used. Cheatham's Chill Tonic frees any one from it promptly and thoroughly. It is guaranteed to cure any kind of Chills. One bottle or less will do it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
The Leisure Class.

Docs youah leisure clawss in this country follow the hounds at all Miss Pepprey?" asked the visiting British nobleman.
 "No,' replied Miss Peppery, "the hounds usually follow the leisure class here. We always try to keep the hoboes on the move"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

It really makes me tired the way some farmers complain about the weather, crops and similar subjects. It may be of some satisfaction to them, but mast of us admire the man who doing the best he can and holding his peace.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Pe-ru-na Did Wonders.
Biblical.

Speaking of cherry pies we are re. minded of that Biblical saying, which goes something like this: Tt is hard 70 bite against the stones.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Her Face.

Miss Hoamley-He seemed to think he knew me. I noticed him studying my face.
 Miss Knox-Yes, I noticed that, too. He's from New England and he prob ably thought
 Miss Hoamley-Yes, he asked you If l was born down that way, didn't he?
 Miss Knox-No; he simply asked if you were born that way"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

Colts, like boys, seem to have way of growing up in a remarkable short time. There Is hardly any animal on the farm that grows into as easy mon ey as a well-bred colt.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Picks, capudine Cures Headache,

Whether from colds, heat. stomach ol nervous troubles. No Acetanild or dan gerous drugs. It's liquid and acts imme- diately. Trial bottle 10c Regular 25c and soc at all druggists
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
1t Keeps Them Off.

They are pretty bad this year-no mistake-and they bite viciously. We refer to Mosquitoes, but little Hunts Lightning Oil applied to the irritated places takes the sting away. It keeps them off if used in time.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Hicks capudine Cures Women,

Periodic pains, backache, nervousness and headache relieved immediately and assists nature. Prescribed by physicians with best results. Trial bottle 10c Regular size 25c and 5Gc at all druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
Daily Thouqht.

Peace in this life springs from ac- quiescence even in disagreeable things, not in exemption in bearing them.- Fenelon.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
6 Good Reason,

Why was Mrs. Smithers so vio- lently opposed to the marriage of one of her twins?"
 s"I think it was because of her being such very particular housekeeper."
 What on earth had that to do vita ,t?"
 You see, she hated to break set"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

Waste not the remnant of thy life in those imaginings touching other folk, whereby tEou contributest not to the common weal.-Marcus Aurelius.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

other men are particular about their associates.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teething, softens the gums, reduces - amation allays pain, cures wind colic 25c bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
ReQd Whut She SuvS.

MISS DELLA sTROEBE, 71O Rich 1VA mond St., Appleton, Wis, writes ::
 'fFor several years I was in a run down condition, and could find no re- lief from doctors and medicines. ] could not enjoy my meals, and could not sleep at night. I had heavy, dark circles about the eyes.
 "My friends were much alarmed. was advised to give Peruna trial, and to my joy 1 began to improve with the first bottle. After taking six bottles I felt completely cured. cannot say too much for Peruna as a medicine for women in rundown condition"
 Pe-rr-na Did Wonders.
 Mrs. Judge J. r. Boyer, 1421 Sherman Ave-, Evanston, H., says that she be- came run down, could neither eat nor sleep well, and lost flesh and spirit. Pe- runa did wonders for her, and she thanks Peruna for new life and strength.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

It isn't a secret if woman hesi- tates in the telling of it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

If Your Feet Ache or Burn get 25c package of Aliens Foot-Ease It gives quick relief. Two million packages sold yearly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
SAVED AT THE CRISIS.
Delay Meant Death from Kidney
 Troubles.

Mrs. Herman Smith, 901 Broad Street, Athens, Ga, says: Kidney
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
tn7portant fo Mothers,

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

A coat of arms doesn't always hide the family skeleton.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
 

VT. Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS CHILL TONIC. Ton know what you taking. The formula is plainly printed every bottle, showing is simply Quinine and Iron In tasteless form, and the most eflectuai form. For grown people and children. 50c
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
ALL RUN DOWN.

Afigs Della .Sfyoe6e, s0so lad Com. Plttely Lost Rer E'ealkh, Found
 Relaef.trom Pe-rn-1a at Once.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
bLENISHES

As well as for the preserva- ton and puriflcation of the skin no other skin soap so pure, So sweet, so speedily effective as Cuticura. For eczemas, rashes, inflanma- tions, chafings, sunburn, wind irritations, bites and stings of insects, lameness and soreness incidental to outdoor sports, for the care of the hair and scalp, for sanative, antiseptic cleans ing, as well as for all the purposes of the toilet, bath and nursery, Cuticura Soap and Cuticura are unrivaled.
 Guaranteed absolutely pure, and may be used from the hour of birth.
 Sold throughout the world Depots; @ 5 London; P. lia R. Towns Co., Sydney; India. B. K. Paul. Calcutta: China, Hong Kong Drug Co.,. Japan. so afaya Hpca Eenn6n Itd cape Town ec
 Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props. Boston.
 s5-Post Free. Crticura Booklet on the Skin.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07

sisss's.s sss's the slMzazzz3 In Use For Over 30 Years.
 The Kind You Have Always Bought.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-08-07
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN

hsa',stss .sEs ssss w1ss dss Tkompson's Eye Water
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