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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-11-18


Trees, like animals. eat. sleep. grow
and die. When the weather is warm
tree goes to sleep at shutdown and In
the morning wakes again. A cloudy
sky makes the tree drowsy. Rain puts
it to sleep. So the only days Of pros
perity and tree activity are the clear
days.
In sleep the leaves Of many trees
fold together and droop. The closing
Of the leaves checks the cooling proc
ess Of evaporation and maintains bodi-
~ heat All young and tender foliage
tends thus to curl up to sleep when
the weather Is bad or night is in the
sky. Older and sitter leaves go to
sleep sitting up, just like grandfather
In his armchair.
The breathing Of the tree is as neces-
sary as is the breathing Of animals.
All life consists of a continuous build
ing up and tearing down of cells. The
material for building new cells Is made
Of food taken in and elaborated-made
overly intricate chemical processes.
The oxygen in the air is one Of the
chemical ingredients both in destroy
ing and building the cells of animals
and trees. The leaves are the lungs,
which inhale carbon dioxide and ex-
hale D1re oxvoey3 Nav York Horah
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-11-18

As~AANo =" S~SSA~AA wv SO"AouAp al /,
range 80, caused by the establish
ment of County Ditch No. %, was
presented, read and considered, and
on motion the same was granted in
the sum of $4,000.
Commissioners johnson, Kloster
and Syverson were appointed as a
committee in the matter of clean
ing out County Dicth No. 9.
The following resolution was
adopted by the Board:
RESOLVED. by the Board of
County Commissioners of Kandiyohi
County, Minnesota, that the sum of
$500 or as much thereof as may
be necessary, be and the same is
hereby appropriated out of the
County Revenue Fund for the pur-
pose of building a dam IN the Out
let of Calhoun Lake.
Commissioners johnson and Sy-
version were appointed as commit
tee for the above appropriation and
fully empowered to proceed with
the work of having1.a dam con.
structed in the Outlet of the said
Calhoun Lake.
Commissioner Olson was elected
as delegate to represent Kandiyohi
County at the State Conference Of
Charities and Correction to be helc
at St. Paul, MINI. Nov. IA, Is anc
16, 1908.
On motion q recess was taken un
Continued on page ~
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02

ll5 acres of land Dial's township,
known as the old Wham's homestead,
with dwelling and out buildings. Price
$27 so per acre
200 acres of land one mile of Dials
church; tenant houses-$30 per acre.
Terms made easy.
100 acres of land, 8 room cottage, 2
tenant houses, in one half mile of Dials
church. Price $4,000. Terms made
easy.
POS acres in Fairvicw. township Green
vile county, near Cedar Falls, bounded
by John Terry, Clyde Willis, John Ped
en- and others, three dwellings, close to
church and fine school. Price $18.O
per acre.
7 lots suitable for building purposes,
in the town of Simpsonville prices
made right.
l15 acres land, known as the old
Wham homestead or "Wham's Lawn, p"
with dwelling and out buildings. Price
SGT. 80 per acre
l26 acres land 2a miles from Barks-
dale station with dwelling and out
buildings; 2-horse farm in cultivation
fine pasture and well timbered Price
So, 000
GO acres of half mile from Diaps
church with dwelling and outbuildings,
with 40 acres in cultivation, 10 acres of
fine bottom land. Price 81 800
173 acres of land in Dials Township,
known as the Wham place, bounded by
lands of w. M. Deck, VIM. Wham and
r. A. Nash, with good dwelling, tenant
houses and three horse farm in cultiva-
ton. See this property for there is a
bargain for you. Price $4,000.
81 acres near Friendship church, good
dwelling and outbuildings. Bounded by
lands of w. r. Cheek, d. Woods and
others. Price So, 10000.
l42 acres of land, bounded by estate
of J. r. Switzer and Simpson estate,
with dwelling, tenement houses and
good outbuildings. Price $50 per acre.
d acres land and nine room dwelling,
servants house, in town of Gray Court.
Price $4,000.
One lot with four room house on Gar.
lington St, nicely located. >rice 81 $50.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02
some Bargains in
Real Estate.

One house and lot in Sullivan ST.,
good six room house and the lot alone
containing about one acre is almost
worth the money. Price $1,000. 90.
A nice cottage on Darlington Street.
Price 81 ,15O 90
Some nice building lots on the edge
Of town, six acres for only 81 900. 90
Some bargains in nice building lots
and small farms, suitable for truck
farms, just beyond the Watts Mill, see
us about these.
We also have some nice farms on our
list. See us if YOU want to buy or sell
real estate.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02

53 acres of land i'm one mile of Green
Pond church, bounded by lands Of f.. c.
Stone, Robert Wood and others, with
a SIX room cottage, tenant house, fine
wred-in pastures. $35 per acre.
$40 acres in Laurcns township, bound
ed by lands of w. A. Mills, w. a.
Simpson Ludy Mills and others, nice
dwellings, we'll supplied with tenant
houses. This farm will be divided into
80 acre lots if so desired, ranging in
price froln $25 to $50 per acre or will
sell the whole for $32, 10000
2 acres land in the City Of Laurcns,
on East Main Street, bounded by prop
crty of Mrs. Catharinc Holmes and 9TH
ers. Price 300.
5.32 acres land fronting North Harper
street, Just outside corporate limits.
with 7-room dwelling. Price So, 900.
lO3 acres near Mt. Olive Church.
Waterloo township. known as part of
the Washington place, two dwelling and
necessary out-buildings. Price $1,000
per acre.
$50 acres land 2 miles of TumbIinp
ShoaIS, mnc room dcliing, good barn
and outbuidings, 10 tenant houses, well
timbcred, li-horac farm in cultivation.
Price per acre $35.
800 acres of land within six miles Of
Laurcns, five miles Of Clinton, With
dwelling and four tenant houses. 25O
acres in cultivation, balance in wood
land. Terms made easy at $2Opcr acre.
SO acres land near Watts Mills.
bounded by $. O. Leak and NJ. A.
Knight tenant house. Price $40 per
acre.
200 acres land, bounded by lands Of
Mrs. Jesse league, Jno. Watts. Dr..
Fuller, dwelling and tcnncnt houses, 4
horse farm in cultivation. Price
So, 10000.
G8 acres land % miles Gray Court
bounded by lands ofJ. H. Godfrey John
Armstrong and others. Price 81 $50. 90.
200 acres land Waterloo township.
bounded by lands of estate of w. T.
Smith, j. r. Anderson and Saluda riv-
cr. Price 81, 10000
One lot in city of Laurcns, nicely
located, six room cottage, containing
5-8 acres. Price $25OO.O
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02
Final Discharge.

Take notice that on the 18th day of
December. 1908, we will render a
final account Of our acts and donGs
as administrators of the estate Of
Sallie Lawson, deceased, in the office
of the Judge of Probate OF baurens
county at II o'clock, a. m, and on
the same day will apply for final
discharge from our trust as admin
iStratorS.
All persons indebted to said estate
are notified and required to make pay
mcnt on that date: and all persons
having claims against said estate will
prcsent them ON or before said date,
duly proven. or be forever barred.
Iaurcns Trust Company,
administrators.
Nov. 1. 1908. | m.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02
Anderson
&
Blakely
BROKERS

The prettiest oak lawn, we'll set in
grass, with best up-to-date concrete
dwelling with Is rooms and halls, very
finely finished inside, can throw three
rooms into one if desired. The most
comfortable house in the South, and
most artistic and we'll adapted for any
purpose.
We have that magnificent farm
known as the Van Robertson farm. near
Waterloo, 244 acres at bargain, and
very easy terms.
The Switzer farm, 236 acres, on easy
terms.
The James T. Brownlee tract so Sd
acres.
Fine livery stable on Mill street, very
low and One-half cash.s
10 lots of 10 acres each in Ia mile of
Watts Mills at bargain.
26O acres at Parks station, dwellings
and many outbuildings and very fine
land.
200 acres near Lisbon for sale or rent.
The league farm Three hundred and
lfty acres, ) miles from town, half i'm
fine timber SIS. 90 per acre.
The q. f.. Putnam or Roland place at
a bargain.
The prettiest place in Fountain Inn
at a bargain.
95 acres near Watts Mills. Come
quick or it will be gone.
80 acres known as Ola Spoon farm, 8
miles west of Laurens C. A., $500.
3O2 acres in two tracts, on Duncan's
creek, near Darlington station.
l74 acres and fine mill and tenant
house mile Lanford station.
l46 acres near Ware Shoals, finely
improved and in high state cultivation.
92 Sd acres near Tumbling Shoals.
high state cultivation, with six-room
dwelling.
1872 acres between Laurcns and Gin
ton at a bargain.
3l3 acres near Waterloo, the Amanda
Coleman place.
500 acres near Stomp Springs, the
best bargain of them all
One siX-room house and lot on Flem-
ing street at a bargain.
81 acres, the Boyd farm at Boyd's
Mill, $1,000; one-half cash
Complete ginning outfit % miles of
town, guaranteed 25 per cent on in
VeStment.
200 town lots.
80 houses and lots at a bargain.
Come and see US for any kind of real
estate city or country.
Anderson & BIakeIy
Brokers
West Main st. LAIIRENs. 6. G
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02
AN OPEN LETTER.
10 the Editor OF The Advertisers. and
want the People OF LnurcnS to
Know that | write the following
AnmnInr rilA - IInrrN l.. EnOliri.

have suffered for the past five
years and have tried different doctors,
but have had no relief until ! bought
Il 30 cent box of Mi-O-na from our
drug store Or. w. Knowlton's) here a
short time ago.
The first box did me so much good
that | Immediately purchased another
one and now | feel better than have
at any time in the past five years. Am
able to cat anything and everything,
and get a good nights sleep after
wards.
Was so bad at one time that all |
was able to eat for over a month was
Il raw egg in half a glass OF milk. two
or three times a day.
would earnestly advise anyone
suffering as | was from dyspepsia, to
give this remedy Il fair trial, re-
main. gratefully yours, Harry l.,
Goodiel, No. 9i2 River St, AStabua.
Ohio. lS& ~
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02
VIhOL CURES CHRONIC COUGHS,
COLDS AND BRONCHITIS
After Other Remedies Fail

AAGer OCher remedies Fail
have been troubled with a chronic
cold and bronchitis for long time
ana nave tried many remedies without
nhding relief. Through the kind sug-
eestion of friend tried Vinol, and
atter taking four bottles, am entirely
cured A. H. Wilde, 733-8th Avenue
Minneapolis, Minn.
S. Mcdonald, 147 w. Congress-
ST Paul, Mimi, writes: 81 con
tracted severe cold last winter and
thought | would mover get rid Of it. |
'rled Vinol as last resort, and it has
completely cured me-"
Ninol combines two world-fomed
tonics, the healing, medicinal proper
Ties of cod liver oil and tonic iron, de-
hc'ous!y palatablc and agreeable to the
weakest stomach. For this reason.
Vlhol is unc%ccllcd as strength
builder for old people, delicate chill
uren, weak and rundown persons, af-
Ter sickness and for Chronic Coughs,
Colds and Bronchitis.
no II
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02
COltOS:


COROS:
~ out oN de way, We brande celIer.
Hil out oV de way ye brande celInr.
GiI out ov de way, We brande ceIIers
louSe ruined, meny a clebber feIIer
1 1ouse rong de rich, youse rob de pore
nouse turned de nedy from vore doro
fouSe tuck de shuse frum dc wimins
And bred dat Children mead to cot
-CoroS
NOW here YOU come. an saws vouse
sure
pat dis is de stuff, OATS kemicaly pur
an dat is de trufe, dat don't dont
for ais is stuff corn neber wint about
-Coros.
An now der is. sum hard NOTED fools
wants dat cuss back an who is de tooI
noHe yc lacking or mus be a fool
come now boys, don't be in dat POOL.
-Coros.
NOW its away, an dar let it stav:
DlS IS Wot your, mudder wood say.
II Twin. or dcd under de clay.
Don't bring dat cuSS, back here fer 10
stay
-Coros.
NOW Mn Lawyer, take yorr scat back.
we DO no now yOuSe on dc rong track.
CESS now you n0Ze dat its voted out
An dar it will stay wild out a dout..
-CoroS.
Now Ce blinc tgurs. day'l be roun.
Nouh an a roun all ober de toun,
IlV,t
but day wont sell, in de hole yere,
Mu'h as ue SpehSalN, one Satday in
toun
--CoroS.
put r d,,. ,
C,.., ~" uI! u"N' ~ NC Oh Ge sly
an deh DAT day mite run agin Mack
An he mite Whlrl an GIN dem awhack
-Coros.
w.
way way % oper IN l Horga, aar day say,
'''' '"Non - "''l "c''' ueI PIop"TN
II day make it ov de corn as day say.
Let dat corn be, dc propurty sored
away.
-Coros.
No, -. ~
now nc Mr.. Lawyor' You no It's nor rite
You help dem dat, propurty to shell.
TO make dat susSed, ling fer dem to
sell.
-CoroS.
,,
round,
PIehty to closed, his family all aroun.
NOW he der SoSc' Sroulm aroun,
Gaze dem dar toHc is all on de groun.
-CoroS.
Ilt IoOhS at tt NlIlt illdn ttll at N'
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02
The Laurens Drug Co.
CHARLESTON AND WESTERN CARO-
LIMA RAILROAD.
Arrival and Departure Of Trains, Laurens,
South Carolina.

EFFECTIVE JUNE 16, 1908.
WEST BOUND.
No. l. Leave Augusta. 1910 a m
NO. /. Leave LaurCnS ..... 2:32 D m
NO. |. Arrive Sr.rtanburg :O5 D m
No. 5. Leave Greenwood. &" so a m
no. D. Leave LaurcnS. .. 7.55 a m
No. D. Arrive Spartanburg $50 a m
No. SO. Leave Grccnville. 1920 D m
NO. 53. Arrive I.aurcns..... :45 p m
No. 'S6. Leave Grccnvillc =. 80 y m
No. "S6. Arrive l.aurens. ..... 6:25 p m
SOUTH BOUND.
No. 2. Leave Spartanburg . 1920 p m
No. 2. Leave l.aurens ....... 2:32 D m
No. 2. Arrive Augusta. .... 6:15 p m
No. 6. Leave Spartanbmg =. 500 p m
No. e. Leave laurcnS. ...... G:35 D m
No. &. Arrive Greenwood go. 1850 p m
No. 'S7. Leave Laurens. -. $40 m
No. '"I. AtriVc GrecnVillc. 30 m
No. 50. Leave Laurcns. 2:35 y m
No. 81. Arrive Grrcnvilic 49,. 400 D m
Trains S6 and 81 daily except Sunday.
Tri-wcckly through Pullman Parlor
Car service between Augusta and Ashc-
vile on trains Nos. and 2; North
bound, Tuesdays, Saturdays; Southbound
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
c. II. GA&QUE, Agent,
l.aurenS, S. G..
Grccnvillc, 5. G..
VI
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02
THE QUESTION.

~, Writton fer de Advcrtiser.1
w al de crimes dat eber hay hin
n,,et,alelng srog is dc gratest sin,
II 5 cawSed mo, miZry pane an woo
Dah emmy udder, crime dats hero n,
below. ~
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-02
Simpson, Cooper & Babb,
Attorneys at Law.

viii practice in all State Courts.
prompteattcntion given to all b usiness,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-31
MAD DOG SCARE IN JERSEY.
But Poor Brute Only Had Hornet in
His Mouth.

New York.-"Mad dog, rum" The
alarming cry sounded repeatedly as the
truly good people of the Brookdale Sec
ton of Bloomfield, N. j., were going
home from church. Hearing it, deacons
took to their heels and gallant beaux
hurriedly helped young. women over
fences, proving, evidently, that tan
shoes and stockings are very fashion
able in Bloomfield.
Down the street dashed black dog;
it's eyes glared and foam flecked its
jaws as becomes any dog with rabies.
But it did not try to bite any human
or any dog; every now and then it
halted and paved its mouth, and howled
mournfully.
The dog approached Miss Cissy
Campbell, farmers daughter, but she
did not try to escape it. The cries re-
doubled:
mad dog, run!"
The poor brute, crouching, crawled
to Miss Cissy's feet and looked up at
her appealingly, its attitude saying
plainly, please help me-"
As Miss Cissy knelt and opened the
dogs mouth several young men
plucked up courage to approach.
isn't he mad?"
II guess he is" said Miss Cissy,
calmly, land anyone of you would be
mad if you had an angry hornet in
your mouth"
Swapping at fees, the dog had made
a serious mistake. With silver of
wood Miss Cissy recovered the bedrag-
gled but still vigorous hornet from the
grateful brute's swollen mouth.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-31
HEALTH AND kNCOME
Both Kept Up on Scientific Food.

Good sturdy health helps one a LOT
to make money.
With the loss of health ones income
is liable to shrink, if not entirely
dwindle away.
When young lady has to make her
own living, good health is her best
asset.
II am alone in the world" writes
a Chicago girl, dependent on my own
efforts for my living. l am a clerk, and
about two years ago through close ap.
plication to work and boarding
house diet, I became a nervous in.
valid, and got so bad off it was almost
impossible for me to stay in the Office
half day at time.
"a friend suggested to me the idea
of trying Grape-Nuts, which I did
making this food large part of at
least two meals a day.
To-day I am free from brain-tire,
dyspepsia, and all the ills of an
overworked and improperly nourished
brain and body. To Grape-Nuts I owe
the recovery of my health, and the
ability to retain my position and in.
come" There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well.
ville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-31
She CATCHES BURGLAR
BY her P0LITENESS
SUAViTY AND STRENGTH OF
PLUCKY WOMAN LAND
THIEF IN JAIL.

New York-A burglar who was
trapped by Mrs. Mollie Brown in her
apartment on Court street, Brooklyn,
the other day, had never a chance at
escape. First he was overwhelmed
with politeness and then awed by
display of force on the part of the
young and pretty widow.
Mrs. Brown had been. downstairs
visiting with other members of her
family, and when she returned to her
apartment let herself in by the parlor
door. Walking back to the dining
room, her footballs silenced by the
heavy rugs, she was startled to find
q man collecting the silverware.
In her politest manner, as though
welcoming some favored caller, Mrs.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-31
Melba in Paris,

Nine. MelDa has seldom received
such remarkable ovation as that
which greeted her appearance at the
recent opera gala performance in
Paris. 1t cannot, however, compare
in delirious enthusiasm with one she
received some years ago in st. Peters
burg. On one memorable night, after
the close of the opera, she was called
before the curtain again and again
for more than an hour, until she was
80 exhausted that she could scarcely
stand. Her enthusiastic admirers
then followed her carriage to the no
tel, where they serenaded her, al
though it was a bitterly cold night,
until three o'clock in the morning. On
the following day when she reached
the station to depart the platform was
crowded with hundreds of adoring
music lovers. AS the train was leav-
ing they took the pencil with which
she had written her autograph for
all who could get near her, bit it into
small pieces and passed them around
as souvenirs.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-31
"You'll Stay Right Where You Are
Until the Police Come"

Brown spoke TO the burglar and in
quired his business. The man jumped
at the sound of her voice and faced
Mrs. Brown, who smiled sweetly. The
burglar was nonplused. Like an en-
barrassed schoolboy he stood nervous
ly twirling his hat which he had
snatched off his head.
81 was just looking for a furnished
ROOM" he finally stammered.
ooh, yes, we have some furnished
rooms and would be glad to let them.
Won't you sit down until 1 call my
mother?"
The burglar sank into a chair and
remained there until Mrs. Browns
Call for her mother had been answered
by Miss Rose Molnute, a cousin, and
Dorothy, a younger sister.
go downstairs and call the police"
Mrs. Brown told her sister.
The frightened girl ran downstairs
feet.
Here, this thing has gone far
enough" he said gruffly. Stand aside
and let me out of here"
you'll stay right where you are un-
til the police come" declared Mrs.
Brown, her manner also changing and
her voice taking on tone of COM
mand.
Get out of my way or you'll regret
it," said the burglar, making a
menacing move toward his hip pocket
as though to draw pistol.
Il can shoot, too" declared Mrs.
Brown, holding silver purse half
concealed behind her back as though
it was a revolver.
The burglar made dash for the
door, but Mrs. Brown caught his arm
and flung him back. She stood her
ground until the arrival of police
man. The policeman found very
meek and subdued burglar.
At the station house the man gave
his name and said he lived in Roch-
ester. Several skeleton keys were
found in his rocket
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-31

faithful wife of his had secured him
a pardon.
He glanced at it hurriedly-he real.
lied it's meaning.
Catching up the Ratchet with which
he had been working, he severed his
right hand at the wrist, and with his
left he handed the amputated mem
Der to the deputy sheriff, saying:
Take this back to my wife and
cell her it is my answer to her divorce
petition-my good right hand; a hand
that has never committed crime, but
has worked all these years for her
support"
The divorce was granted and the
wife soon married again-married a
man whom she met in Huntsville,
where she was living to be near her
convict husband.
Jones' wounded arm healed after a
painful siege, but he always mourned
for his wife, and often in the night
the guards on their rounds would hear
him sobbing her name.
And now for the strange part of the
story.
J. H. Waldrip, who lives at Chester,
Tex, and who ten years ago read
newspaper accounts of how Jones had
chopped his hand off, dreamed a few
weeks ago of the affair. He also saw
in his dream, the murder of the WON
an-saw the tragedy enacted, he de.
clares, as plainly as though he had
been an actual eyewitness.
Waldrip was so impressed with his
dream that he felt called upon to study
the case. He neglected his own bust
ness and delved into the records. He
interviewed the prosecuting attor-
ney in the case. He sought the trial
Judge, long since retired, and begged
him for assistance in freeing Jones.
At first Waldrips dream was looked
upon as a joke. His friends feared for
his sanity. But he kept persistently
at his task, and at last attracted more
or less of a following. Little by little,
the tangled skein was unwound, and
now through the dream of Waldrip a
total stranger, the governor of Texas
and the pardon board have set free
Convict Jones.
Bereft of the wife for whose love he
sacrificed his right hand, Jones has
sought seclusion on a ranch near San
Antonio, where he says he shall re-
main.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-31
PoIiteness.

1t was the last day of the term In
one of our public kindergartens. The
children were all seated around the ia
bles thoroughly enjoying the treat Of
ice cream which the teacher always
provided on this occasion.
CHANGING around the room at the
beaming faces of the children, the
kindergarten noticed one child pick
up his plate and lick it.
She went up to him and said in a
low tone of voice: Freddie, put down
your plate; it is not polite to pick it
up and lick it,"
Fred obeyed at once, quietly plac-
ing his plate on the table. He then
put his head down to the plate and
licked it.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-31
Regular Burial Place.

A well-known English bishop some
time since lost his third wife. A cler-
gyman who had known the first wife
returned from Africa and wanted to
see the grave. He called at the cathe-
dral and saw the verger.
Can you tell me where the bishops
wife is buried?"
well, sir" replied the verger, Il
don't know for certain, but he mostly
buries 'em at Brompton."
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-07-31
Such a Disappointment.

Gov. Hughes of New York, in a re.
cent discussion of corrupt politics,
said:
Corrupt politics fail in the end.
From the beginning of time they have
failed invariably. He who hopes for
lasting success from them will be dis
appointed like But listen.
"a friend of mine, touring in Scot.
land, discovered young Scot under
the seat of his railway carriage. He
assured the youth IA kindly tones that
he would not betray him, and added:
Are you going all the way to Glas-
gov?
Before any reply could be made a
second stowaway crawled from under
the opposite seat, and swearing volu-
bly,, rushed with his friend from the
compartment.
1T seems, after all their trouble,
that the two young men had taken the
wrong train"