Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-08

Life.
Jeweler- Shall engrave the brides
initials on the inside? Fiance-Better
say, For my best beloved F'liegende
Blaetter
Miss Miliylns (rather aged --WH
sou love me when I'm old? Brighton
Early (absently)- Well, what do you
think I'm doing now7
The Professors wife-Y haven't
kissed me for week The Professor
tabsentlyl Are you sure? Then who
Is il | have been kissing life.
Maggie tcalling upstairs) The gas
stove went out, mum. Mistress--W Well
light 1t Maggie-ft went out through
She roof mum.-~S Success Magazine.
DE Qui2--Haye you heard a robin
tget2 De Whiz-No but I've seen a
woman with her head tied up in tow
Il beating carpet in the back yard
Judge.
Waiter twiio has just served M
some SOUP Looks uncommonly like
cain, sir Yes, by Joye, and
tastes like IL, too! Bring me some
thick soup London Tatler.
"Bilger eioped with his cook, the
INJECTING wretchi' well. / don't
know. Why shouldn't he If he wanted
tor but his wife was just going To
give a dinner party."-f4ife.
"The corporation has resolved at Lass
to lay out park for the benefit of the
poor" Have the preparations begung~
'Rather All the Keep OF the Grass
boards have arrived already. Tit
Bits.
Going to make a gardenT "N0e
much" II thought you were so enthu-
siastic on the subject last summer
Won't you allow a man to learn any
Thing by experienceY Nashville
American.
Wink--He didn't use to dodge hiS
rich relatives, but he does now Blink
Does, Ell? And as poor as he lisp
Wink Sure All his rich relatives
have bought automobiles. Chicago
Daily News.
BILL see In favorable wind a
fox can scent IA man at distance OF
one-quarter of mile. Jlll-Of course,
he could scent him farther It the Inan
happened TO be in an automobile -
Yonkers Statesman
Beware I" whispered the fortune
4 teller; your btterest enemy wiz
shortly cross your path Hoo
Z royH' cried the man, delightedly; my
new motor car won't do thing 10
! him ~ Philadelphia Press.
BOSTON Bill--Pm getting weary Of
this blase. nomadic. peripatetic exist
! ence aren't you. pal2 Omaha Red
:, tafter recovering) Why--e-r, yer see.
! BIZ. 1t never struck me IN dat light
t before. Is It really as bad as ali dats
Puck.
Excuse me for not stopping" ex-
, claimed Little I'm In "A hurry 10 get
home" THAT'S rather unusual" said
? Large, what's the troubleY" My wife
! has a cold" explained Little, "and she
! can't speak above whisper The
Bohemian.
The Swelltons seem TO keep up an
imposing establishment remarked the
canned goods drummer. "You bet they
do" replied the grocerymau. with q
sigh long drawn out, "and I'm one OF
the fellows they impose on. "---Chicags
Daily News
Mamma. Is the old black hen going
| 20, For aGn
mo Tommy but why do you ask y
We'll / heard papa tell the me- goS-
erneSs that be would take her out rid
ing when he sent the old hen away for
the summer ~ IIarper's Weekly.
what does you reckon yer'n like ter
do wen you gifts ter gioryf' We'll"
said Brother Dicltey. ''since you put de
question ter me, I'll make answer ter
IT. Ef dey lets me have my way, I'l1
DIES lay back on a white cloud an LET
de heavenly winds blow me fam star
TO STAR Atlanta Constitution.
"Confound e." cried the angry hus-
band. "any old thing appeals to you ir
It's only cheap" His bargain-hunt-
Ing wife grimiy smiled. Don't for
get" she sarcastically remarked. that
yon yourself are one OF my character
lstic Investments Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
What brought you here my poor
mani" inquired the prison visitor
Well lady" replied the prisoner, Il
guess my trouble started in attendln'
too many weddin's" "Ahl You learn
Ed 10 drink there. or steal ,perhaps3s
mo, lady; I was always the BRIDE
groom Tit Bits
Have you fiKed up my will just the
way told your asked the sick man.
who was the possessoT of many needy
relatives snd some weli-to-do but
grasping ones, II have" asserted the
lawyer. Just as strong and tight az
you can make 1t, ehY" asked his eli