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The Glenwood post., 1908-04-18
FROM A MEEKER POET

some time ago, While BlSnOp
E. j. Knight of this city was Wis
iting the rector and vestrymen of
the church at Meeker, he was en-
tertained at a dinner at the home
Of Rev. and Mrs. J. II. Dennis, the
guests being all intimately con-
nected with the official organiza-
tion of the church, except Henry
j. Hay, a printer. The dinner
finished, Mr.. Hay was called upon
for speech. He pleaded that he
was no speaker but it was sug-
gested that he might write poem
describing the affair, and this he
did, reading. his production at
general reception to the bishop
rendered the following evening.
Mr.. Hay is quite well known in
Glenwood and his poetic effort is
so meritorius that we reproduce it
herewith. even though somewhat
late:
The Rector's Dinner.
SINNER sat with SAINTS, around
The rector's festive table;
The scene a pleasing tabieau made
Presenting truths and fable.
The saints We're met to welcome
here
One errant Knight crusader;
But in their ranks was one who
held
The creed of Add Ell Kadir.
A surly-browed but bashful man
A wicked son of Hector
Had joined the genial crowd to
greet
The bishop and the rector.
On either side, with guests be-
tween,
Sat sinful man and pastor:
Z" 'Twixt scorching fires mems
souls are cleansed,
Was said by Zoroaster.
The rector wore the cross of gold,
The sinner wore the crescent,
And wit and beauty lit the hail
And dimmed the incandescent.
And as the sinner emptied fast
His plate and cup and nappie,
To each the silent thought oc-
cured
Gone heather soul made hap
py."
Among the saints, he tried to be
A saint himself, and civil;
He dropped his fork, he looked
benign,
But they all knew the devil.
And so the cheerful time was
passed
At the rector's sumptuous din
ner,
When the church s noted bishop
dined
With Meeker's noted sinner.
HENRY j. HAY.
Meeker, Colo, Feb. %, 1908.
The Glenwood post., 1908-04-18

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The Glenwood post., 1908-04-18
A TWENTY YEAR SENTENCE

I nave just completed a twen-
ty year health sentence imposed
by Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
which cured me of bleeding piles
just twenty years ago." writes O.
8. Woolever of LeRaysville, N. Y.
Bucklen's Arnical Salve heals the
worst sores, burns, wounds and
cuts in the shortest time; 25c at
all druggists'.
The Glenwood post., 1908-04-18
From Mo.d.y's Daily Post.

In the Taylor trial the testimo-
ny Of Mrs. Robt. Hull, her hus-
band, Robt. Hull, Michael Sulli-
van and Mrs. Louise Hadden was
offered today.
Mr.. Hull and his wife both tes.
tilted that Mrs. Taylor was afraid
to 20 to Coal Basin. She had fre-
quently expressed to Mrs. Hull
III ttasl that Taylor would hll
The Glenwood post., 1908-04-18

After all, there is nothing that
affords people more real pleasure
than agreeable work.
The Glenwood post., 1908-04-18

It is reported, denied and reit-
Grated that King Edward wears a
nighteap. How can England be 80
calm amid I'll this uncertainty
The Glenwood post., 1908-04-18

That stork craze formed by De-
troit women should put . quietus
on the Teddy bear crsss.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
They Praise the Poultry Food,

A proper appreciation on the part Of
his customers of the true merits Of any
article Of merchandise sold by q mer.
chant is always source of qualification
to him. not only because Of the pleasure
there is In knowing that he is able to
furnish what the people want, but be-
cause it ensures a large and increasing
trade in that line The Seaver store at
North Troy. VT, are evidently fortunate
enough to have anticipated the wants
Of the poultry keepers in their vicinity.
Read the following letter from them:
I'VE have sold your Pages Perfected
Poultry Food ever since 1t was first
put on the market, and we have found
IN ever increasing sale for It, Do not
think we ever lost customer, after
getting him to give it trial We con.
iider Il dealer very fortunate that 80.
lures its sale In his territory. Poultry.
hcn in this vicinity cannot say enough
Ia its praise. You may ship me enc
larrel Oct. !. snd one barrel Jan. /,
end we will order more later on.
III you want to know more about this
food and fhe best ways Of using it
write to C. 8. Page, Hyde Park, VT,
for hs booklet. Profitable POuItry." Il
will be sent free, postpaid, to saysAA
mentioning this Ps1ss.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Life Insurance.

The principal Of life insurance was
discovered by German physician 215
years ago.
During the year ended June 80 last
more than $500, 100000 was paid out in
life insurance
In the United States and Canada
there are more than 24.0O0OO0 life IN
surance policies IN force.
Winter blasts, causing pneumonia,
pleurisy and consumption will soon be
here. Cure your cough now, and
strengthen your lungs with Foiey's Hon.
ey and Tar Do not risk starting the
winter with weak lungs, when Foley's
Honey and Tar will cure the most obsti'
nate coughs and colds, and prevent seri.
GUS results.-J. W. Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Short Stories.

Doubling the diameter of a pipe In.
creases Its capacity four times.
The tallest masts Of sailing vessels
vary from leo 10 $50 feet in height
Philadelphia foundry makes spe.
cialty Of breaking UP old steel cannons
and remelting the metal for more than
half hundred purposes.
India sends America many rugs. All
the pay the good weavers get for max
Ing them is 1G cents day. Head
weavers get Sl5 month.
Systematic investigation Of the Phil
ipplne Islands reveals the fact that the
group consists of 1900 islands. while
before the American occupation the
number WAS estimated at l.2O0.
There are now over 100000 words in
the English language acknowledged by
the best authorities, or about 1000,
more than in the German, French,
Spanish and Italian languages COM
bined
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
THE FOOD FOR POULTRY IN
WINTER.

Much time and money have been
spent in what seems the almost vain
endeavor to make hens produce eggs
in cold weather. 1t requires but little
experience with poultry to learn the
fact that, under ordinary circum-
stances. hens cannot produce as many
eggs in winter as in summer. Summer
is the natural time for the laying of
eggs, and in order To increase winter
production there must be reproduced
for the fowls as nearly rs possible the
conditions that exist in summer. MrS.
John j. LayZell of Brandon. Vt. has
evidently succeeded in doing this with
her flock She says: Il have been
using Pages Perfected Poultry Food
for the last three winters. and | find it
the best poultry food on the market
/ have tried several different kinds,
Dut | got no eggs until | began to use
this food"
If you want to know more about this
food and the best ways of using it,,
write to {. $. Page. Hyde Park, VT, for
his booklet. "Protitable Poultcy." 1t
will be sent free. postpaid, IT, anyone
mentioning this paper.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

Miss Annie NJ. Reynolds OF Nort>
Haven, Conn. was the only woman
speaker in the latest congress Of the
congregational church.
AT Arlington. Mass. Mrs. A. F. God.
dard takes with her into retirement
the remarkable record of forty-four
years continuous service as church or
ganist.
Neth Stone, little miss of Dexter.
Me-, won the first prize for antiques
at the local grange fair with doll
more than seventy years old. which
she dressed in the style of ye olden
times.
Mrs. W. W. Grinnell is the editor Oh
the organ published in New York by
those opposed to woman suffrage. and
II is small sheet of only four pages,
while the organ of the New York suf-
fragists, called the News Letter, has
twenty odd pages. Miss Harriet May
Mills is the editor.
Nine. Berg. wife Of the European
manager of the Wright brothers, was
the first woman to make an ascent in
an aeroplane. She declares that when
the machine started she did not feel
any more anxiety than when she sat
in her automobile and watched the
motor begin to work.
Mrs. Louise Waterman Carpenter of
Brookline. Mass, has just passed her
one hundred and second birt hday Sh,
was born at Warwick, r. l.. and is a
direct descendant of Roger Williams.
She is in good health and active
enough to get about unassisted and
until three years ago felt no need of
glasses.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Church Work.

The Free Baptist Association of
Maine has voted to unite with the
other Baptists of the state.
or the 100000 Lutherans In the
United States 100000 use the German
language in their services. 100000 Eng
lish and 100000 Norwegian.
The First Presbyterian church was
organized at Atlanta in 1852, and in
the past titty-six years twelve other
congregations have been organized
from it, with total membership of
over 1900.
The churches of Nashville, Tenn,
have taken up the problem Of provid.
ing an endowment for the Florence
Crittenton Mission home, which since
1874, when it was founded, has cared
for over 1000 persons at an average
outlay Of something more than $1,000 a
wear
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Seven Years of Proof.

81 have had seven years of proof that
DIR. Kings New Discovery is the best
medicine to take for coughs and colds
and for every diseased condition of
throat, chest or lungs" says W. V.
Henry, of Panama, Mo. The world has
had thirty-eight years of proof that DR..
Kings New Discovery is the best REM
edy for coughs and colds, la grippe,
asthma, hay fever, bronchitis, hemor-
rhage of the lungs, and the early stages
of consumption. Its timely use always
prevents the development Of pneumonia.
Sold under guarantee at j. W. Thurs
toms drug store. soc. and Sl.00. Trial
bottle free.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
No Help Wanted.

Scene, courtroom. A big. burly
artisan IS brought in by the bailitf
and placed In the dock He Is a regu-
lar Hercules in point Of stature and is
brought up on charge Of assault. 1t
is evidently his first appearance In
court.
When he enters the magistrate Is
busy with his papers, but presently
looks up hurriedly and, turning to the
prisoner, exclaims:
Have you engaged any one to de.
fend you|
What's that?" asks the prisoner;
then, collecting himself, he adds: Il
don't want anybody. Come on, any
half dozen Of you."-London Answers.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
SIRES AND SONS.

John Observation-Disclosures Boggis reg.
lsterej as voter at Lavenham, Suf.
folk. England.
Senator du Pont of Delaware has
taken possession Of the house I'LL
Massachusetts avenue, Washington
which he recently purchased for abou,
S250,UU0.
There Is only one private individual
In Great Britain who has the right to
maintain an army of soldiers. That
man is the Duke of Atholl, who is one
Of the richest peers, owning 100000
acres of land and deer forests.
Moses r. Greensfelder, sixty-fv
years old, member of Missouri's state
board of agriculture, has been an en-.
rolled student at Washington univer.
sity, st. Louis. since 1906 Summers
he studies at the University Of Chi
cago.
James J. Hill. president of the Great
Northern railroad, recently declared
that 5000 will build an agricultural
school and that the cost of a battle
ship will maintain thousand sucf
schools. He is enthusiastic in his ad
vocacy of all aids to productive agri
culture.
Henri We'll. who has just celebrated
his nlnetieth birthday in Paris. left
Germany as a young man because NJ
chair Of Greek plilology could be
found at any German university for &
Jew. He Is noted for his mastery
translations Of Aeschylus, Euripides
and Demosthenes.
Cornell university has for the first
time iu It's history blind student, VII
liam II. Moore Of Brooklyn. He has
entered as freshman in the College OF
Arts and Sciences and hopes TO be ablt
to take the degree Of bachelor Of arts
Moore for some time was student al
the New York Institute For the Blind
He has engaged a reader who viii
assist him in his studies.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Gown Gossip.

Velvet will have q vogue this winter
for both afternoon aud evening gowns.
Net or chiffon of the same color as
the skirt furus the bodice of many
cloth gowns and three piece suits.
In the coat and skirt suits one sees
many OF ta!Icta. The material can Ice
worn all the year, and it is becoming
TO all figures.
Slashings inset with plated net are
noticed on some smart cloth and satin
waists. The net Is exactly the same
shade as the rest of the waist.
Not only hats. but whole gowns. are
being made of heavy moire silk. and
very lovely they are, for VIII the silk
is Thick il is remarkably supple and
may be draped in graceful lines
Brooklyn Eagle.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Sporting World.

Cayou, former member of the Car
Isle Indian football team. is coaching
Washington university In st. Louis
He coached Wabash last fall
The big eastern colleges have eXpen.
sive athletic equipment. exclusive OF
ground. the cost being: Harvard. S5i0..
600; Pennsylvania. $4,000; Princeton,
Si5O.UoO; Yale, $3.50, 900; Cornell, SIP
90.
F. W. Burgess made his eighth at
tempt to swim across the English chan.
mel recently. but was compelled to
abandon the difficult feat when within
half mile of the French coast after
being in the water twenty-seven hours
and eleven minutes.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Things theatrical.

The New York subway has been
dramatIzed for vaudeville purposes.
The new play on which David Be-
lasco is working for Frances Starr will
be ready abaut January.
one Of the principal entertainers in
Anna Held's musical production. Miss
Innocence Abroad" Is Leo Mars.
Joseph Brooks and A. W. Dingwall
own the American rights to the new
Drury Lane drama. "The Marriages OF
Mayfair" which was produced in Lon.
don recently.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Train and Track.

Washouts and landslips occur so Of
ten along the railway in Borneo that it
costs, though labor is cheap, S14 per
mile per month to keep the road in re-
pair.
Passengers by the Transsiberian ex
press now reach Pekin from London in
sixteen days. the North China railway
having been induced to run the trains
by night as well as by day.
Fourth class passengers will here
after be carried on Saxon railways
every day in the week. Hitherto these
passengers had to pay extra and travel
third class on Sundays and holidays.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Kidney disease is dangerous.

And should be treated as soon as dis
covered. No better treatment has yet
been discovered than Rydale's Kidney
Remedy. 1t acts promptly and speedily,
restores normal action OF the Kidneys,
Bladder and Urinary Organs 1t is pnt
up in 25c. and soc. sizes, aud is kept in
stock by us and is sold on a positive
guarantee.-J. W. Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
The Worst of ALI Diseases.

"DOwn in our country" said Judge
Sam Cowan of Texas, I'VE had case
lawyer was trying TO collect bill he
claimed was owed to the late husband
Of his client.
"'He didn't pay no money to the
diseased said the lawyer He didn't
get the money, the diseased didn't. He
didn't receive one cent, the diseased
didn't
"'Diseased? inquired the judge.
What was this person you are speak
ing about diseased Of?
MAY it please your honor said the
lawyer. he was diseased of death. -
Saturday Evening Post.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

The above is the name of German
chemical, which is one of the many val.
uahe iugr-di-uts of Foley's Kidney
Remedy. Hexamethylenetetramine is
recognized hy medical text books and
authorities as uric acid solvent and
antiseptic for the urine. Take Foley =
Kidney Remedy as soon as yon notice
any irregularities, and avoid any serions
malady.-J. W. Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Not Hopeful.

Old Golf PROFESSIONALLY, yell no
max gowffer. Ye've begun over late,
and we've over muckle pottle. But it's
iuist possible If ye pr-ractice hard,
vera hard, for twa-three years ye
micht-
Jones (expectantly)-Yes?
Professional-Ye micht begin to hae
a glimmer that ye'll never ken the
r-rudimsnts O the gams.-Skstch
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20

Foley's Honey and Tar clears the air
passages stops the irritation in the throat,
soothes the infiamed membranes, and
the most obstinate cough disappears.
Sore and inhamed lungs are healed and
strengthened and the cold is expelled
from the system. Refuse any but the
genuine in the yellow package. j. W
Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Quite Excusabls.

They were discussing the relative po-
sition of various countries as musical
centers. Germany seemed to have the
most vOtaries, much to the evident dis
pleasure Of one excitable Italian, who
wished his own country to carry of
the palm.
Italy is turning out the most musi-
clans and has always turned out the
most" he cried.
"Ach, Gott" exclaimed a German
present. Can you plane her?'-Ev-
erybedy's
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
QAW lIlNGS-

When the lungs are sore and infamed
the germs of pneumonia and consnmp-
tion find Judgement and multiply. Fo
ley's Honey and Tar kills the cough
germs, cures the most obstinate racking
cough, heals the lungs and prevents
serious results. The genuine is in the
the yellow package.--J. W. Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
A. Others See Us,

Blox-Anyway, I'd rather be 4 fool
than liar.
Knox-It must be awfully nice to be
self satisfied. News.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Heartburn and Sour Stomach

Ouickly relieved and permanently cured
hy Rvdale's Stomach Tablets. Heart
bnrn and Sour Stomach are caused oy
an acid or sour condition of the stomach
Ouick relief is obtained from these
distressing symptoms of Indigestion by
.o,;ro one or two tablets when needed
Taken regularly after meals they
.,rs,otben and tone the stomach and en-
able it to digest the food and prevent
fermentation, which is the cause OF
Heartburn and Sour Stomach. Sold ana
guaranteed by j. w. Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
: Per cent

Interest GA your surplus funds,
.r-r or small. Payable direct to
,ur address by New York drafts
..mI-muuaHy. Security to suit the
mast conservative. Commendatory
letter, from prominent banks and
l-.rrirtiye booklet sent free on re-
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Watched Fifteen Years.

"For fifteen years I have watched the
working of Bncklen's Arnica Salve !;
and it has never failed to cure any sore,
boil, ulcer or burn to which it was ap-
piled. 1t has saved us many a doctors
BILL" says A. F. Hardy, of East Wilton,
Maine, 25c. at J. w. Thurston's drug
store,
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20

pysu leu uo pupls o. pau sQs il
'Aousmos !! ~ le5 p.sus MauN sM
'peeI EpBsIlu sBu aus msod sIqL
3uIulIpy OF sluso usl LsSeM .sM MON
NOUS 10 pulN lSgsI sql slsS sqs il
AouSuos lno " puy lIIA Gus 1sq noG lnd
'4AouN ol lou luSno sus 5uIqlsmos s.lI
'usuoA ss!IIoM SuIqlGue s.sIsul il
-Lampoon.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Out Of His Line.

Good morning, sir" says the lady,
entering the studio Of the famous por-
trait painter. II wish to engage you to
paint my portrait"
81 shall be delighted, madam"
Il want it painted with my new hat
on"
Pardon me, madam, but am not a
landscape artist."-New York Life.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Kansas City Times.
A Close Fit,

Mrs Midge--l wonder what In the
world Jonah thought when he was
swallowed by the whale.
Midge-He probably had an idea that
he had got into a sheath gown.-Har-
per's Weekly.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Reformed to Death.

Nanny Goat-What's the matter with
Billy? He looks as If he were on his
last four legs.
Mother Nanny-Im afraid he is, poor
kid! He has contracted the pure food
habit. and it's killing him.-Cleyeland
Leader.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Hopeful.

Barber-Your hair seems to be COM
ing out.
Elderly Customer-Good. I've been
under the impression all the time that
1t was going back.-Chicago Tribune.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
The Little Note.

BY letter he'd proposed to her that day.
He knew she'd answer yes. and he was
glad
TIL some one came and on his desk did
lay
A little note, and he at once grew sad.
All, give him of your pity. friend. II you
Believe his sorrow you can understand
Oh, no; twas not from her. but one Of
two
He had forgot he must meet ION de-
mand!'
Kansas City Times.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
A Smiiino Paradox.

I've souandered smiles today,
And, strange to say.
Although my frowns with care I've stow
ed away,
Tonight I'm poorer far in frowns than at
the start.
But in my heart.
Wherein my treasures best store,
I find my smiles increased by several
score!
Success Magazine
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Needs Treatment.

81 don't think my son has single
bad habit"
"Why don't you take him to spe-
cialist, Or do you think he'll outgrow
it?'-Town Topics.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20

Howell-Do you believe that money
transmits disease?
POWELL know that Id have fit IL
Jones paid me that IS he owes me-
Harper's Weekly.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Explanations.

"I saw a maid with eyes as blue
As ever lover looked into
"Ho-ho." exclaimed the knave.
81 sought maid whose laugh was
light
AS gypsy music in the night
"Beware!" Sir Wisdom cried.
az know a maid whose earnest gaze
Leads one upon Arcadian Ways
"Ah, met tho poet said.
II love a maid who is as true
As constant stars. What shall DOR
Marry" the fool replied.
New York Press.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
II You are Over Fifty Read This.

Most people past middle age suffer
from kidney and bladder disorders
which Foley's Kidney Remedy would
cure. Stop the drain on the vitality
and restore needed strength and vigor
Commence taking Foley's Kidney
Remedy today. w. Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
One Little Word.

It was only a word
The young man heard,
But an import had it Of woe,
A knell of despair
To the loving pair
Twas her fathers one word, "Go!"
Minneapolis Journal.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Johnny Knew.

"Johnny, name one of the earth's
,oldest spots"
"Please. ma'am, our bathroom in
winter" r."-Leslie's Weekly.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Famous For That,

] have not any cause to trust
My likeness on full many q bust
Years hence will be adjusted.
But, though denied that proof of fame,
have already. just the same.
Full many time been busted"
Kansas City Times.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
An OsculatorY TRAGEDY.

There was a young fellow named Jack
Who kissed pert maid with smack.
The maid she got mad
And made Jacky sad,
For she pushed back his face with O.
whack
Baltimore American.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
Airshipa,

The airships do some better now.
They 60 up we'll enough,
But, say,
The way
That they come down
10 truly p. d. rough.
New York World.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20

Oh, women's ways are strange, tits true,
And wooing is q wondrous thing!
They lose a man when they pursue
And win him by surrendering!
Town Topics.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1908-11-20
A Sportsss.

She was a tall, athletic maid.
But she was Boston bred,
For she ne'er had "train'' Of thought
But an auto" OF thought instead.
New York TELEGRAM.