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The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
TAMPERING WITH TRIPLES.

d the Houston Post
EPIDEMIC.
who are you looking
At?" asked she,
You're very rude.
It seems 20 me-"
He looked az her.
Eyes full Of rue.
And all he said
Was just. "A-ChOo."
'A-chOol a-chOol"
lie told tie maid;
Then with an effort
He essayed
An explanation
To work through,
But It just ended
With, "A-choo"
How dare your then
The maiden cried.
Look thus at me?
Please leave my side'
Where is your heart al
That you do
So rude "a thing2"
He said. "A-choo"
With Redeemed nose
And trembling lip
He said, Please notice
I've the grip.
I would not harm
Nor frighten you,
] did not mean
To l0Ok-A-chOO.'
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
Open Door the Thing.

From the Philadelphia Record.
Does protection protect? The foreign
iron and steel workers who can find no
employment here are going out of the
country in droves. The iron and steel
producers who can find no market for
their wares at combination prices are
going out Of the country to find markets
This is the harvest season for the nations
who keep open doors. both for the makers
of things and for the things the makers
make
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
Oil and Champagna Reciproeity.

From the New York Commercial
1t now appears that, unless we had al
lowed France to send its champagne TO
this country cheaper, there would have
been a prohibitOry tax on our oil. Well
what's the odds? The oil men are about
the only ones who can afford champagne,
anyway.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
Worse.

Does your wife make you explain all
your acts2'
Worse than that
Worse than that?''
Far worse; she doesn't permit me to
explain them.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

a man in Marion. Ohio. received a
blow on the head, and was thereafter
unable to recognize his friends notes
the Buffalo Express A number OF people
appear To get themselves in an equally
forgetful mood by borrowing money from
their friends.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

All, ha, we knew this Photographers
Union f0olishness was going 10 get us
into trouble, Here comes the Pittsburg
Post already calling on us TO diagram
one Of our late "peTts.' We hereby wash
our hands of the thing: the old time re-
lgion is good enough for US.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
After His own Heart.

a Wall street man dropped into coun-
try school and was invited to examine a
class.
How much are two and two?" he
asked the first boy up.
Il don't know"
"Who discovered America"
Il don't remember
The teacher was about TO offer excuses,
but the wall street man waved him aside
THAT boy may not be much on frills'
declared he, but he's thoroughly practi-
cal, and that's what counts in real life
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
Mnmnn,n Endurnncc.

From the AtchiS0u Globe
There never was a woman who did not
believe that her husband would have been
dead long ago had he suffered one-tenth
part Of what she endures.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

New York is first Republican and
then Democratic, a chameleon State"
"Ah, yes, And can the chameleon
change its Hughes"
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

HE has not so much confidence In his
ability as he had when he set out to
set the world on fire has he?"
'Oh. yes. he has decided that the world
is too green 10 burn. that's all"
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
THE MAIN REQUIREMENT.

THE MAIN REQUIREMENT.
All the world adores a lover,
All the girl reporters hover
Round about,
Ream on ream Of thrObbing copy,
Oftentmes a little sloppy,
Grinding out.
Ali the world adeFes a lover;
Other heroes take to cover
At his tread.
But tbs very. very vital
That his nfbs possess "a title,
Be il said
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
Uncertain Proposition.

From the Philadelphia Press.
The campaign button makers have de-
cided that Taft and Bryan are to be the
candidates Just the same, you can't
always tell who's got the button.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
Sweet Sorrow.

"I can't please my friends" sobbed the
young bride
What's the matter, pet2'
''They insist that can't be happy with
a fathead Ike you; but, Oh. husband,
ami'
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
In school Days.

"AmO, / lsve, she says
She has such pretty ways,
Too,
He'd be a happy lad
If she would only add
"YOu "
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
As 10 stiIIings.

From the Boston Herald.
II remains TO be seen whether Stillings
Is really fit TO print.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Il have just swallowed a couple of-of-
what are these things that work while
you sleep?'
Gas meters! Great Scott, you've never
swallowed couple Of thosew
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Doesn't the Constitution understand by
now that that is one of the most popular
political pastimes Of the day?
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

From the Rochester Herald
It may have been noticed that Mark
Twain didn't charge 80 cents "a word for
his opinion on bank receiycrships.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

The Kansas City Journal thinks il
about time for the Republican party to
ask itself whittier are we drifting?"
Evidently the Journal thinks there may
be snags ahead,
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

He gives his wife money and advice
whenever she requires It."
And / suppose she takes it?"
We'll. she takes the money"
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Perhaps Senator Culberson desired to
get the Democratic campaign book con-
cealed IN the Congressional Record, so
he would have it where nobody would be
likely 10 notice it.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
ComnIex Simplicity.

Prom the Detroit Free Press.
The simplified spelling board has issued
a new list Of words that look like any
thing but simple.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
Roth Need Reforming.

From the Ohio State Journal
Presidential messages are gradually be-
ing cut down to the length Of mere
hypothetical questions.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

''What has become OF the Old-fashioned
home?" asks a contemporary, Any old
fashioned fellow could tell you, If willing
10 bother with you
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
CAPITOL GOSSIP.

A wslI-preseryed man for his age is
Representative Charles Russell Davis Of
Minnesota. Born in Pittsfeld, H., fifty
nine years ago he has wandered through
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Now that Mr.. Penrose Is reported as
warming up TO the Roosevelt policies, p"
Senator Platt must feel like one who
treads alone some banquet hall de-
serted g"
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

An iceman named Lennon has been
imprisoned in Milwaukee However, thc
company will not need him before the
summer season sets tn.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

The Arizona Republican calls Secretary
Taft the second fiddle" He looks more
like the bass fiddle to us; but We are
not so far away from him as our con-
iemnnrarv Is
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

The Atlanta Constitution is mad be-
cause the new 'ins" down its way are
"swiping' lot of platform planks here
tofore in possession Of the old outs %
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Mr. John d. Rockefeller Is to be in
vited to meet the South Carolina legis-
lature. Is it the idea 10 show Mr.. Rookie
feller that there can be even worse things
than a S2g 240.0 900 flne2
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

on, fame, where is thy joy? Oh, Teputa-
tion, where is thy victory? a contempo-
rary makes mention Of one Alfred Ber-
nard Shaw. the smart English author
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Another Georgia editor has migrated 10
Gotham. 1t seems rather a hard matter
10 make prolonged droughts and editors
both stay put in the Cracker State.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Barkeep. gimme a highball.

"Barkeep. gimme a highbal."
A What2'
"A highball. Where you been tending
bar?"
I'm just in from Boston" answered
the barkeeper with a sheepish grin.
/ They call EN- altitudinous spheroids
there
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
ThEs EarfhIr stnge

THE sun, remarked the kindly citizen.
Shines for all.
And that's what worries some people" -"
averred the caustic citizen They seem
to think the sun ought to be handled as a
spotlight"
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Mr.. Bryan is not TO blame" says an
editorial headline I'm the Norfolk Land
mark And yet. if it were not for MIR.
Bryan to blame, the blame department
of q number OF newspapers would have
10 go entirely out Of business.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Rhode Island has increased its popula-
tiOn during the last five years nearly .
half million. Some people are going 10
get scrouged ont of that bailiwick, If
they are not careful.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Those Brownsville chickens are COM
ing home 70 roost. Mr. Roosevelt says
the Hartford Times Which appears TO
be true enough, except that they are
blackbirds. and not chickens.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

~ The Philippine legislature has ad-
j0urHed, the North Carolina legislature
has adjourned, and the South Carolina
legislature is about 10 adjourn, Let the
good work go on.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

The Rochester Herald thinks dictator
ing failing business" But 1t refers to
Portugal not the United States.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Where is Pete" and what change
has come Ger the spirit OF his dreams?
Has he fallen on evil and mollycoddlsh
times2
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Doubtless BTeathitt County viii breathe
easier now that Judge Hargis has been
permanently blUe-penCiled
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Texas and Tennessee are engaged in
deadly warfare as 10 which was the
birthplace OF Martin W LittletOn. Air.
Lttleton may yet be forced TO intervene
and make a choice of the two evils.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

"A Philadelphia musical director bears
the appropriate name Of DIT. Thunder.
says the Montgomery Advertiser We
suppose he affects the Wagnerian school
exclusively
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

It may yet reach the point whore we
shall be compelled 10 refer 20 him as
that conservative" statesman, William
Randolph Hearst
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Raisouli has a "system" that puts even
Tom bawsons TO blush.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Speaking Of pauics there is going 20
be one right when the political fat-fryers
attempt To make good this year.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Perhaps no man in the world has a
clearer idea Of what il means to hit a
tobOggan slide when not looking for il
than the late premier Of Portugal
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Government by executive decree has
been abolished In Portugal but not, un-
happily, until after the King and the
crown prince were previously abolished.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

IT'S leap year, yes" the maid replied;
" Tis leap year, as you say,
But don't be frightened: II I leap
I'll leap the other way"
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Both winter and the thermometer ap-
pear to have taken q tumble 10 them
selves
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
At the Concert.

MIR, Jlnks, we want you to decide a
bet -"
Happy to oblige. I'm sure
Was that last selection something clas-
sical. or was IL the orchestra tuning up?
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
safe,

'Tis leap year" said the callow youth,
And eyed the maiden fair.
He eyed the peach bloom of her cheek
And eyed her Titan hair.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10
Ridiculous Red Tame

The Leslie NJ, Shaw boom is still wait
ing at the church
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

Harvey D. Goulder, a prominent lawyer
of Cleveland who is at the New Willard,
is interested in measures in regard to
shipping interests in his home city. and
has been before the departments in this
connection.
Mr.. Goulder. although well posted on
Ohio politices. is extremely averse 10
discussing the political situation in his
state. He suggested. however. that even
if Foraker were defeated in his fight 20
secure the Ohio delegation 20 indorse him
for the Presidency it would not necessa-
rilv mean his defeat for the Senatorship.
M. GouIder confessed his political creed
bv saving that he would hire for himself
a swearing-room should a Democratic
President be elected, where he could go
and without being disturbed. do as much
swearing as he should feel like He said
he hoped bis vote would count and would
help to elect the candidate Of the Re-
publican party.
What viii be the main issue of the
campaign. Mr.. GOuldeT?'
"The offices. naturally. Did you ever
hear of anything else being the real para
mount issueT
The Washington herald., 1908-02-10

New York Representative. sAiITH-WILBERDING
SPECIAL AGENCY. Tribune Building.
Chicago Representative. CHARLES A BARNARD
Boyce Building.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
AMENDMENT OF ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION OF B. J.
 O'REIIY COMPANY

We, NJ. J. Cunningham ana John Fitzpatrick, president and secretary, respectively, of the B. J. O'ReiIly Com pany, hereby certify. That at a spec ial meeting of the stockholders of the B. J. O'Reilly Company, held. after lawful notice, in the City of Bis bee, Arizona, on the Fist day of September. 1908, for the pur- pose of considering the advisa- biIity Of changing the name of said corporation, and for other pur- poses, the following resolution was, by an affirmative vote of majority of the stock of said corporation. adopted:
 Resolved: That Article of the Articles of Incorporation of the B. |J. 0'Reilly Company be and the same is hereby amended to read as follows:
 Article [.
 The names of the corporators are N. J. Cunningham, J. L. Boston, B. U. O'Reilly and L. c. Shattuck The name of the corporation is ARIZONA INSURANCE AGENCY. The prin ciple place of business of thL corporation is Bisbee, Arizona, but said corporation shall have the power to establis hbranch offices at such other places within the United States and foreign countries as the Board of Directors, in its discretion, may desig- nate.
 Witness our hands this Fist day of September, 1908.
 NJ. J. CUNNINGHAM Pres Attest: John F. Fitzpatrick, Secty Territory of Arizona, Cochise County, ss.
 Before me, ]. F.. Morrison, a notary public in and fer the county of Co., chise, Territory of Arizona, on this day personally appeared M J. Gun ningham and John F. Kirkpatrick, president and secretary, respectively, of the B. J. O'Reilly Company, known to me to be the persons whose names are subscribed to the forego- ing instrument and acknowledged to me that they executed the same. as such corporate officers, for the pur- pose and consideration therein ex- | pressed.
 Given under my hand and seal of office this 21st day of September. 1908.
 My commission expires January l26. 1910.
 (seal.) J. F.. MORRISON, Notary Public.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
PERSONAL MENTION.


 John $. Williams viii return to Tombstone this morning after a trip 10 Bisbee in the interest of his candi- dacy.
 Q. Sadler, special officer of the Fl Paso and Southwestern, who was in. suumental in the investigation of the murder of John Rodman, was in Bishee yesterday on business
 Mir. and Mrs. F. O. Bostwick arrived in Bisbee yesterday from Cananea. M- H. Ellsworth. of oPrtland, Ore, was a visitor to the city yesterday. O. R. Walker was over from the county seat yesterday,
 R. 1. Swain of Tombstone was in the city yesterday on business.
 J. B. Rice. who travels out of Bis bee, is back from a trip.
 R. He. Cunningham of Lowell left yesterday for Fl Paso, to meet his mother. who is on her way from Ma rion. III.
 s. W. French, head of the Copper Queen interests in Douglas. spent yesterday in Bisbee.
 c. F. Humbert, candidate for dis trict attorney on the Republican ticket, was in Douglas yesterday.
 Rev. E. G. Decker and wife of Globe, went to Douglas yesterday af ternoon after visiting Bisbee friends. Rev. Wheatley, formerly pastor of the Methodist church in Bisbee. but now pastor of Prescott, passed through here yesterday on ais way to the Methodist conference. which meets in Douglas today.
 Justice Mcfarland of Tombstone was visitor to Bisbee yesterday
 c. N. White, who has been succeed ed here as ticket agent, has gone tc Florida, his former home
 E. P. Els of Naco was a visitor tC iBsbee yesterday.
 Charles Temple, a Douglas real es tate dealer, was in Bisbee yesterday or business
 Col. l.. ". Powell returned yester day from visit 10 the north ant east He reports business slowly i'm proving
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
roads Stampede Women in Car


 Cleveland. CA panic on Superior avenue car was narrowly averted the other day when three toads escaped from paper bag and hopped about on the focr under the seats. A badly scared little man was taking the three toads home to keep bugs out of his wife's flower bed
 A stout woman sitting next to the little maa happened to look down and saw the biggest of the toads sitting in her lap blinking cheerfuiiy up at her. She nearly went over the back of the seat, and didn't stop screaming for three blocks, when the car was finally brought to a stop.
 The three toads meanwhile hoped busily around, and the women passen. gers frantically sought out the high places. They all piled of the car at the fr@t opportunity
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
gkeE sEvEx
IN THE DisrRlcr couHT.
Of the Second Judiclal District Of the Territory of Arizona, in and for
 the County of cochise.

tNiffASFf VI ~ i2Suof " tf0 fDI
 the County of coehlse. Mable Illingsworth. Plaintiff. ys. Earnest ITlingswofth, Defendant Action brought in the District Court of the Second Judicial District |of the Territory of Arizona in and for the County of Coehise. and the com plaint filed in the said County of CO- chise, in the office of tae Clerk of said District Court
 The Territory of Arizona SendB Greetings: To Earnest nlingsworth-
 You are hereby required to appear lin an action brought against you by the above named plaintiff, in the District Court of the Second Judicial District of the Territory of Arizona. in and for the County of Cochise and to answer the complaint filed therein within twenty days (exclusive of the day of service, after the service on you of this summons tif served within the county; otherwise within thirty days). or judgment by default will be taken against you according to the prayer of said complaint
 Given under my hand and the Seal of the District Court of the Second Judicial District of the Territory of Arizona in and for the County of Co chise, this 5th day of September iD the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and eight
 (Seal.) GEO. B. WILCOX. Clerk. By W. E. Boggs. Deputy Clerk.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
ARRESTS MAY FOLLOW.

Ed F'letcher's voice is out of com mission, and one Of his horses badly cut. as the result of the misuse of the animal by a woman from the redhght district. The woman had hired the horse to ride to the circus with one Haywood, a notorious frequenter of the tenderloin district. She was eSi- dentiy intoxicated, and was abusing the horse. which finally ran into barbed wire fence Fletcher saw the accident and in the attempt to take the horse from the woman to prevent further injury, was sayagely attacked by her. He attempted to hold her away, and while doing so was hit by Haywood, who struck him on the neck and put him out of commission for a time It is probable that ar rests will be made today.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
EVERYBODY DELIGHTED.
NeVdbro's fierpieide Destroy the Dandruff Germ anda Prevents
 Badness.

Quinine and rum and a whole lot O. other things, are pleasant to rub on the scalp after washing it free of dzn tfrun and falling hair. It is necessary to Kill that germ, to be permanently cured of dandruff, and to stop faIlins hair. Newbro's Herpicide wRl posi- lively destroy that germ. so that the hair will grow luxuriantly- "DestroJ the cause, and you will remove the ef feet Sold by leading druggists. Send Ice ia stamps for sample to The Herpicids Co, Detroit, Mich.
 Two sizes, soc and $I0o.
 Risbee Drug Co, Special Agents.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
CITY NEWS
TAKEN TO ASYLUM.

Matt Gerjin. the Slovenian scholar who lost his mind few days ago in Bisbee, and who was sent to Tomb. stone to be examined as to his sanity has been adiudged insane. and will be taken to Phoenix, where he will be committed to the asylum. The un' fortunate man is in a pitiable condi- tion both physically an mentally, and physicians have expressed the opinion that unless his condidtion improves immediately, death will relieve him of his sufferings.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
IN TROUBLE AGAIN.

Francisco Rodriguez was yesterday given sixty days in Tombstone for the theft Of five turkeys, which he is al leyed to have stolen from a woman living on Naoo road. The case was tried before Justice Hogan. Francis co is the Mexican who was stabbed twice with a canele-stick on Naco r6ad some time ago and taken to Jus tice Crer's office. where he was ex peaed to die by the attending physic, ian. Within two weeks the wounded man had been caughz stealing chick ems ana is now in trouble again
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
WALKS FOUR MILES IN SLEEP

HARTFORD. Ky. Sept 30.-Miss stella Ashby. daughter of MT. w P. Ashby. living near Centertown, this county. walked from her home to the residence of her uncle, E. s. Barnes. a distance of four miles, while she was asleep. She had dreamed that she and her two sisters had gone to cAnrch. When she awoke she was lying on her uncIe's porch. On nearing her cries. members of the family went to the door and found her shivering from celG.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS.

There will be a meeting of the stock, holders of the Fortuna Mining Co a' OfConnen & McReyncids' ofilce " BSsbee. Arizona. at 10 a. m, October z. isqs, for the purpose of eiecung board of directors for the ensuing aes J. N. McFARLANE. secty
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01

All members of Independent Lodge No. 53, and Bisbee Lodge No. 452 T.. F. B.. also all visiting members of this order are earnestly requested to meet at the K P hall Thursday evening. October 1st at p. m. to welcome our supreme president James A. Fooshay. By order of
 467 JOINT COMMITTEE.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
cuiLn MEETING.

There will be social meeting oi St Johns Guild al the home of Mrs. John Treu. Bakeryilje, this afternoon a' z.30. Members are privileged 'o bring one or two guests.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
DANCE AT UPPER
 LOWELL CLUB HOUSE

Regular Friday night dance, com mencing S:30 D. m, finishing in time to catch the I1:30 car for Bisbee
 First class music. Best floor in town Come Szt
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
GIVEN TEN DAYS

Justice Burdick yesterday sentenced one Angulo to serve ten day Y the county ail The prisoner v Sied and found guilty on chaT AaJ. ing a sack of cement.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
FOR INDIGESTION

Take f4orsfor6's Acid Phosphate Especlsfly recommended for the re lief of obstinate indigestion and nerv- ous dyspepsia.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01

Winter is near. Buy coal ana wood nev and avoid disappointment h. dependeut Fuel & Feed Co, Phone z.5
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01

Stage leaves Palace stables. Cana nea daily for Santa Cruz, connecting with train for Nogales the same day. Fare Si,0e gold. A. W, Wood, Prop.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01
JOINT MEETING T. F. B,

Clarence E. Krinbill, Pianist. Studio 1S3 School Hill. Phone 412. 193
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01

Alhambra wholesalae ice cream.
Bisbee daily review., 1908-10-01

KNIGHTS OF PYTRIAs. Cananes Lodge, No. 6, Y. N. c. { HaE, Cananea, Sonora. Meets ever Wednesday. Visitors cordially invited
 J. KNOX KENT. c. c.
 c. M. sanoeIs, M. of F.
 Henry Lane, K of R. { B. P. o. Box T.
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