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Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19
BIRTHS
BOYS

ACOSTA-To Juan and Eulalia Acosta (nee
Salgado) 760 Leon street.
ALLEN-To Bruce Alvin Walter and Orla
May Allen (nee Knowles), 700 West Eigh-
teenth street.
BISCAR-To Martin and Mariana Biscar
(nee Stehverry), S64 Summit avenue.
CARSON-To Lawrence e. and Jennie Car
son (nee Truran), 766 San Julian street
COLLINSON-To James Alfred and Helen
Collinson (nee Salisbury, $40 Mimosa
street.
(nee Augular), $50 Yale street.
(nse Funstrom), 1908 East Forty-third
GLORA-To Michael and Anna Glora (nee
orth). 1917 West Twenty second street.
KISTLER-To VIII A. and Mamie Kistler
(nee Chambers), 1929 Van Ness avenue
KUPFER-To Carl Albert and France
Theresa Kupfer (nee Bogie). S1os Harvard
boulevard.
LIGHTHOLDER-To Joseph S. and Ellwood
Lightholder (nee Kirby, 4225 Cypress ave.
nue.
LONG-To Albert V. and Irene Long (nee
Clarke), Good Samaritan hospital.
MOWER-To Eugene and Frances f. Mower
(nee Grady, Los Angeles.
NAGASE-To S. and NJ. Nagase, 107 Boyd
street.
| NUCKOLLS-To Dan and Alma Nuckolls
(nee Jasper), 2211 South Union avenue.
ROSENOW-To Charles and Marie Rosenow
(nee Schildes), 2S2 Olive street.
SUGAR-To John and Helene Sugar (nee
Racz), 922h South Figueroa street.
WOODWARD-To Clarence E. and Sarah
Woodward (nee Tracy, S214 Emmet
street
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19
PERSONALS

LADIES-ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR
Chichesters pills. the Diamond brand; for rs
years known best, safest. always re-
liable. Buy of your druggist; take no other
Chichesters Diamond brand pills are sold by
druggists everywhere.
/ IADIES-Dk LaFRANCO'S COMPOUND.
safe. speedy regulator. 25 cents. Druggists or
mail. Bookle, free. DIR. LaFRANCo. Phiia-
delphia. Pa
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19
TRANSFER AND STORAGE

COLYEAR WAREHOUSE CO..
41B-l17-41s San Pedro Street,
Main office 324 South Main.
Phones Main hit: Home 2t64. New and
absolutely freproof storage; private locked
rooms for bric-a-brac. pianos. fine furni-
ture ETC.; trunks. boxes etc.. stored, ESQ
to soc per month. We solicit your patron
age.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19
Dies in Pasadena

Mrs. Alba Webster Dwight, wife OF
Henry Hyde Dwight of San Rafael
Heights, Pasadena, died yesterday. Ar
rangements for the funeral have not
been completed.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19
THE WEATHER
LOS ANGELES. M

LOS ANGELES. March is. 1905.
Time. Bar. ITher Hum Wind Vel Weather
: p%. p%. ssss ssss S IS sW eiSuSy GiSaSy
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19
To Advertisers

Count six average words NJ one line.
No ad accepted for less than the price
OF two lines.
The Herald reserves the right to revise
advertisements and TO reject or omit and
refund the amount paid.
Report promptly to the classified man
ager failure to get returns or experience
with fraudulent or dishonest advertisers.
Two or more Insertions are better than
ono. Try three time ad. Results al
most certain for anything.
All errors corrected or money refunded.
For contract solicitors and advertising
advice call Sunset Press IL, Home
Herald"
RATES
One cent a word ench Insertion.
Rooms for rents lines, 3 times.
Rooms with boards lines, ? times.
rs Gents
Situations wanted--S lines. 3 times.
Male and females lines, s times.
rs Cents
NOTICE
The Herald will accept no matrimonial.
clairvoyant. pRlmist or medium adver-
tisements,
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19

Visit Pas4dena's finest hotel. THE
GREEN
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19
Weather Conditions

Maximum temperature 80.
Minimum temperature SO.
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ATTORNEYs-AT-LAW

~~~~-~~~-~~-~-~~~~-~~~~ ~~~~~--~~~-~-~~-~~--r-o-
aARRIAGE AND PROBATE LAWS. NO FEh5
Third and sprinA. Phone 67lS Open even
ings.
JOHN A. WOOD, ATTORNEY. NOTARY
public Advice free. z07 Douglas bldE
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19

PIONEER CARPET CLEANING WORKS,
Incorporated. w. c. Cline, president. IFS
8. Olive Tel. Home F2sso; Sunset Main
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19
sANITARlUMS s

ri EcTRIC VIBRATOR, ALCOHOL AND
oil treatments for nervousness and rheu-
matism. s4s g. BROADWAY.
VIBRATION, ALCOHOL. OIL. SHAMPOO
ing; face and scalp treatments. Hours 10 to
TO- 264 4. FIFTH ST., room b.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-19

MEMS SOLES S5c, LADIES s6c. CHILL
soc. SOFA g. SPRING and 11e w. tTH
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22

DORMANT CHARMS
THAT WAIT MAGIC TOUCH
Solitude Not Always Wholesome and Avoiding Those VINO larry
Atmosphere of the World Often Stunts Mental Growth.

p " speaking OF a woman who occupies an important position in he world a
4 mfddle-aged. dowdny-dressed piece Of fenmnity into an ttractv woman
of he world. able to converse entertainhng1y, full OF vita II sparkle, ad with
a taste in that could no be questioned.
circumstances wrought the change, a tansplantng to new SOIL where tne
yomans dorma charms we're reused to activity. Left aone. se would la
lived a coorless life and dice without realizing her capabilities 1 believe that
many won are stmhd in mental growth by avoiding the society OF men and
women who carryt he atmosphere of the big world with them Solitude is not
always wholesome
The great emery wheel of life is travel 1t smoothesd down III rough corner
of onesn nature. brghtens the intellect and pohshes the manners nt by supply
ing new sensations and strange sights but by bringing people together under
regarded as necessities an to accept conditions which would be trying att ONE
TO rub elbow with strangers to make acquaintance Is like rubbing u p
duh knves-they polish 10 the point of eenness.
When yu feel tempted to refuse social invitations or to shfrk obligations of
a hosrtabe nature, master it for the good of you brain. Monetony Will IN
the brightest nature. al acquaintance are valuable, regardless oft their sta
ton Those who make a living with brush and pen seize every opportunity to
convert their Impressions int salable products
Even the idle are not Dove finding amusement in cutivating people with
whom he com in contacto N boats or trains or at houses where they are
tic d. their share in the general entertainment have a vivid recol-
of a dinner at the top Of a famous mountain. where I met a trio IF noted
men, men so high in position that M at least would not have been able o
accept a invitation to our table had it been extended. says Betty Bradeen.
Bt tn social barriers were let down a bit, after the meal and the hour is on
to be remembered a Lifetime
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
Millionaire Socialist Writes
Happiness, What Is 1t?
Who Has It?"

TYERE are some definitions" dia-
t logues and general extracts from
The Little Brother of the
Rich" the book with Which Joseph
Medill Patterson has made indignant
members of society and members of the
theatrical profession:
Wife-A woman who Is willing and
ready TO buy position with money, who
refuses 10 be a mother for ear of
missing a season or spelling her figure.
Husband-A combined pearl fishery
and diamond mine, married only for his
money.
Home-A marble palace tenanted by
a woman whose husband knows things
about her which would surprise her.
Friends-Toadieis and sy~cophants who
pretend to like a man for himself, but
would have no use for him if he were
plain John Smith"
Happiness What is it? Who has it!
Social Posftion-The chance to go to
the garish, v ulgar houses of sure-thins
gamblers TO puzzle yourselves stuplo
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
DARKEST BEFORE DAWN"

10 the EDITOR OF Tue bNtillle ptais
Where did the phrase ITS always
darkest before the dawn originate?
Fl. F. P.
L"The darkest hour is just before
dawn" Is an old English proyerb, which
is one among many Of similar purport.
when things are at the worst they
II mend,'' when bale is highest,
cost is highest" 1.-THE longest day will
have an end After a storm ONE a
calm" are some others. The idea is
conveyed in French with by dint of
going wrong all will come right" in
Italian, Eli is the eve of WE'LL" in Per-
sian, ut is at the narrowest part of the
defle that the valley begins to open.'
and in Hebrew. when the tale of
bricks is doubted. Moses comes" That
the nights. as a rule. are darkest just
before dawn is doubtless true. for the
moon has Their reached far or to the
western horizon while the sun is still
below the eastern HORIZONTALLY
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
Patterson S Book Says Wffe'sa Woman
Who Shuns Motherhood TO SAGE Fiqure

and talk putrid pseudo-sentiment to
their emrty-pated doll-women.
The marriage of Paul Potter, the un-
heroic hero. is a piece Of grim writing.
He falls in love with another mans
Wife, and while the husband is away
calls on her in her apartments. There
h two are discovered. The husband
turns to Potter and says; You are not
by any means her first lover. Oh, l
came prepared. Here are three letters
that were written to my wife by three
different men. Read these etters-one
from a boy, one from a man and one
from a grandfather-and put any other
but one construction on them if you
can"
The husband then tells Potter he will
get a divorce and that he "a marry
the woman, saying: "You can never be
! sure of her. You will start three on
| your honeymoon-you, she and sus-
picion,"
This is said of the rich corporations;
"You live uselessly. The world were
better without you. You should De
swept away, you and those like you.
You add not one iot of knowledge, or
wisdom. or happiness, or wealth. or
health, or virtue to the world, and yet,
by the skilful, crooked tricks of your
vicious trade, you have flched from II
ease. ~cmolument. respect, luxury ana
power. and YOU sit above the rest OF us,
dra wing away in your hideous pride
that You may not be contaminated by
our touch
There is another reference 10 social
positions: ''To whom does society owe
position? To me, who give it educa
ton and recreation n thought N
happiness, or to you who take from II
everything you can swindle 1t out OF
and return to it sneers, corruption. evil
example. depraved tastes and debased
amusement"
And again: "The sun and the wind
touched he bosom of the earth; to her
awakening crops sprang forth abund-
antly to the tillage of millions or men
and horses and machines; grlmy
gnomes toiled In the dark underground
to bring fuel to the light; keen-witted
and rcsourceful T~ailroaders guided
their lightning across con-
t~inents; children of five years spun
clothing for the race, and the two and
one-half hundred young arlstocrats oil
tho Handbail Club guessed about the
prices of stocks, in the happy compact
with fate that if they guessed wrongly
they need but draw a check or two
against bank accounts which had de-
seconded upon them freely and copious-
~. like n from the days OF their
! minorities."
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
ANSWERS TOCORRESPONDENTS


ancients themselves do not seem to
rave known where or when he lived.
Thus, Herodotus, who places the data
of Homer about 400 years before his
own (Which would make 1t about 300
years before CHRISTI based his opinion
mainly upon a Hymn to Apollo, the one
of the several poems credited to Homer
which Is now most generally believed
not to have been his. He has been be-
lieved to have been a Chian, an
Athenian and a native of Smyrna and
other localities, but all details Of his
parentage n life are lost. That he
lived about fifty years after the fall
of Troy, which cannot well be brought
lower than 1850 years before Christ, Is
a plausible, though by no means posi-
lively established, theory.-Ed.l
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
THE CHARGE TO THE ATLANTIC GRAND JURY.

Justice Trenchard. in his charge to thu Atlantic county grand jury, failed
to say the dreadfuuy severe things about excise affairs in Atlantic City that
the veracious chroniclers had sid he would ny. These orecasters were not in
The confidence IF n Judge but made bold Ito report that the court would put
the lash IN the grand inquest and tell it in plain words tina If 1t didn't indnt
by order of the curt its members would b. SEM to JAIL The court would call
upon the CRANE jury in Morris or Bergen county to indict, trial iunes would
be drawn in the prohibition towns in Cumberland county. to consist only
Of Quakcrs and Prohibhionists, and the Governor would rider thu National
Guard to occupy Atlantic city and garrison all the hotels. Justice Trenchards
charge yesterday contained nn of these startling declarations. In fact as far
Is excise violations o, it vas a conservative one. Justice Trenchard laid great
stress OF the gambling charges He vas evidently a little better acquainted
with the situation. as well as with the law of the State, than the orecaster of
his judicial charge, and he said just what he ought to say and what people of
common Ems expected him to say. The Atlantic grand jury will now d 10 what
Hr Atlantic county it is expected o do indct these gamblers. Justice Trenchard
evidently looks for no excise indictments.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
NEW JERSEY OUT-oF-s7ATH CeNsoRs

Whe racetrack gambling vas the uppermost question in New Jersey the
newspapers of Manhattan devoted a large part Of their space to we'll display
srtices depicting thu shocking conditions in the State I'M dwelling upon the
necessity for reform. There racetrack gambling galore in New York a
the time, undreds of poorooms were in full blast there and gambling vas after
ward actually leganzed by statute, but home conditions didn't trouble the cen
sos of New Jersey morals Something of the sal kind is now being witnessed
in Philadelphia. The newspapers of hat corrupt city are shocked at thu stat
Of things at Atlantic City. Gambling dens of all kinds flourish in PhnaddphH
undo the protection of the police, vice is left undisturbed and thu Sunday excise
LAY is made a mockTy Of by speakeasies everywhere Every newspaper o
Philadelphia knows these facts and knows the intimate connection between
vice n dcrfme M local politics. Compared with Philadelphia, Atlantic City il
a m abode of virtue AM a sanctuary for morals. But it better suits hi purposes
of a Philadelphia newspaper to exaggerae and attack the social feature of
New Jersey city han to show IL p and try to reform the fostering morals of its
W city.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
"YOu Will Start Three on Your
HOneymOOn-YOu, She
and Suspicion"

In the end Potter meets Sylvia, his
first love. who, disciplined by pain and
suffering. tries to show him how taw-
dry and selfish are the values he is Civ
ing his SOU for. He shakes his head.
81 can't. I know It's all rotten and
nearly forty years old. My life IL set
tied, my ways are fixed. 1t IL too late,
She holds out her hand to him, "GOod-
by"
This ends the tragedy of disillusion.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
LAND OWNERS.
, the Editor Of the Evening star

To the Editor Of the Evening Star.
What nation has the largest percen4-
6 of landowners to populationf
T. D. r.
GSweden. Norway and Denmark Lad
the world in this particular. In Sweden
and Norway only some 10 to 20 per
cen of the people live in towns the
rest being scattered over the country.
living on farms owned by themselves.
Denmark is close behind the others
Ed
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
THE TARIFF ISSUE LAUNCHED.

Mr.. Bryan is way bold in his utterances and advanced in the positions
he takes. He has had occasion to retreat from certain positions such as
tax new advanced grounds in other directions. A tariff for revenue only is lot
q new doctrine, but fol some years 1t has been abandoned ground in national
politics. Mr.. Bryan reoccupies that ground n reas@rtst the doctrine in his
Des Moines speech. He is unauanfed1y against tariff protection because, as he
say 1t is a burwark of industrial monopoly; because it causes panics, Or does
not prevent them; because 1t does not help labor wagc and because it makes
inordinate prices. He would have the tariff pmt Oh a revenue basis, asserting
that this would give cheap raw materials o our manufacturers, nc thu reduce
prices, which would enable or manufacturers to sell more largely abroad, t0
increase our expectations. Mr. Bryan launches the tariff issue
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
A Lay SUGGESTION.

STRAINED and irrelevant technicaries" charged o the Federal Court of APP
peas In the Standard OH cas- by President adhy Of the National Organization
of ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS corresponds with the language of Attorney General Bona
parteh the petition filed at Chicago yesterday fr a rehearing in the case. The
lay-judse system in New Jersey vas devised to onset the tendency of law
judges to lose sight Of justice n common sense in their pursuit If legal
distractions and their devotion to techncaHies How nomd it d 10 introduce
the lay element in Federal jurisprudence?
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
n SHERIFF ELECTIONS THIS YEAR.

Seventeen Of the tweny-one counties of New Jersey will elect she1ins in
November The counties tina do not elect sherifs are Passaic, Cape May
and Somerset. only Eunterdon and Sussex have Democratic sherifsI
lantc, Camden. Union, Mercer and Mddhsex, containing frsta n second class
cities N a large percentage o. foreign population. In the rural counties the
sheriff elections will have no reference to the excise question as 10Th candi
dades will reflect the prevailing local sentiment In h larger electorate
however the elections will be complicated with that question, and in son of
them will be decided by it
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
POLITICAL sooS IN ONE Basket.
nary.

Six important State Offices in New York below that of Governor arc ncrN
nrkd by Democrats elected We years ago and these officers will b. voted upon
next November. This inn the tai will g with the hide All the State officers
sieded will be Of the same political party as h Governor. Tie conference at
Oyster Bay has placed all these political eggs in the Hughes y st
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
FOUR DAYS ACROSS n ATLANTIC.

The ocean steamship recod between America and Europe is being gradually
reduced The Lustania yesterday brought it dow to four days and fifteen
hours beating all previous records. With minutes and hours constantly being
clipped from the record how long will it be before the record will stand four
days? n the development of the American trotter the lint of 2N0 was once
considered phenomenal Then anne a period of development when the American
horse could bat W minutes and have seconds to spare. The time is lot far
distant when a voyage of four days from New York to Queenstown will be ordi-
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22

Viewing our splendid battleship fleet the australians will not be able to
suppress tho desire to have a battleship ANY OF their And what more
natural han that they should look o American builders to supply some Of the
if only IS r matter of international comfy? The cnterprising Mr.
sehwab should take his eye away from Russia and look to the Antipodes
There is a market there, created by the visit of the American batucshp fleet
Mr. chwab needn't send samples They are at Sydney O under admiring
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
DANGEROUS THING.

Lawyer-What's that book you r
reading?
Law Student-Oh, it's . work on
common sense.
Lawyer-Yes, sir; and one day with
such a book as that would ruin your
mind for legal work forever.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
WAY To SATISFY THEM.

II aim to have my customers go
away satisfied"
"Still, a man takes chances on a
credit business"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22

To the Editor Of the Evening Star:
What is known about the life OF
Homer? A. N.
1.-THE poets personality nowhere pre-
sents itself in his poems, and the
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
HAY FEVER.

BY. bu t this is awful!
Forg etti'g how to speak!
Dose fteeus like a habber-
Beed SO for n week.
Hca d feeds like n furdace,
Throat feeds like glove.
&c Q! it's bost d~istracti'g
frying to bake love!
PIfdly waid a bobet-
Got to sdecze). Achew,
Glory, aid id awfud-
Dod't know what to do!
Cad't go out at evedi'gs,
GIBBS a bad the grumps.
!, Rather have the beasels
! Or the aggravati'g bumps.
Cad't eat things | wadt to,
! Have to feed cd eggs.
Feels as though a billiod bids
I Were ruddi'g dowd by legs.
] Better stop cobplaidix-
! Telli'g of by woes. y
Ady way Ibe got to
! Cause I have to blow Wy dose.
f. DE ROY HpcH.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. a&xt4.Esx
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
ONE GROWLER.

Paticnce-She seems to care more for
that dog of hers than she does for her
husband. .
Pstrice-Naturally.
why. naturally?'
The dog isn't forever growing at
her,'
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
HER WAY.

IT can always beat my husband In
an argument"
eIndeed, You must be a great logi-
cian."
mo logic about it. l just cry"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
CALL OF THE WILD.

She-D.d you ever hear the call of
the wild?
He-I just guess 7 did,! I wrote a
piece once. and I heard the audience
calling for the author!-Yonkers
Statesman.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
81 2\gM tsome MOOD
CRUEL

me-"
BEG pardon. | don't have to find it.
You actually fling your faults at my
head"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
LOST OPPORTUNITY.

Mary had a little beau,
She found him in the spring;
lie followed her where'er she went,
She had him on Il string.
lie followed her to church one day,
But did not feel at ease;
And when tho parson said. wilt
thou?'
lie blurted out, yes, please
In after years, when he looked back.
He wondered if twas true
That he had ever had. a chance
or saying, NO, thank you
Exchange.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
A PARLIAMENTARY.

"All in favor of the motion will please
wink" said the astute chairman.
And Their he added at once: The
eyes have it,"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-08-22
HIS SAFETY.

IT understand jerks has failed In
business
Eyes; all is lost but honor"
"He couldn't very well lose that"
"Why not?"
Cant lose a thing you haven't got"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1908-05-22
THE WORLD FOR CUPID

| to persuade her aunt to act the par
Of chaperon. Mrs. Haswelt was q woin-
an Of such smooth disposition that she
did not even press her niece for q rea-
| son for this round the globe tour. She
was not averse to travelling n just
at this time was anxious to let In a
| little light on the dark of her hum
| drum social life.
I'm Nagasaki Tom Sutherland re-
ceived q cable which was marked
Collect When he read 1t he made
no objection to the payment, but wrote
out a check at once. 1t was from his
most intimate friend and ran: Cora
due Cairo same date your itinerary.
Going round world other way. Keep
wedding for New York
Tom Sutherland, whose trip up TO
this time had been a melancholy fail
| ure, suddenly found a reason and good
in things. He wished he had formed
his plans for a less extensive journey.
Day by day his mind fairly itched to
reach Cairo, but he saw the futility of
Fastening his trip a day. They would
meet at the set time-not before. He
determined TO ask forgiveness of the
girl he had not wronged, just to prove
his ~unbounded love. Yes, he would
postpone the wedding until they both
reached New York.
For two weeks Tom Sutherland re-
NAMED In Cairo. The city became a
terror to him. He knew there was
only one ut place for Cora to stop.
and she WAS not there. hen he