davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

u H. Land Once. LakevIew. Ore.
gon. July 10. 1908.
No'ic" IN hereby given TINT IN.
Stat" of Oregon has nIcd 10 tLl, Of.
hc" i'H applications under the pro.
Visions of the net of conxress of
August ~. ists. and tho acts SUP.
Elemental aud smendatory thereto.
Tor the following described Ia nds, TO.
wit:
List No. osL. for no .swn, Bee
= aud n~nnwn. Sec. y. T. o. s,
H. ~ H.. W. n.
List No. 0sG. for NV Y usn, Bee.
]. 7. - 4. Il. ~ D.. W. ~.
Any and all pcrsonn claiming nd.
'erncly tho lands described, or dsslr.
inx to object because Of tho mineral
character Of the land. or for any
other reasons. 10 tho disposal 10 sp-
plicant. should nie their afndsvits Of
protest 10 this once. on or before the
10 day Of September. 1903.
J. n. WATSON.
'stsh Register.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

of the lakes and rivers abound with
the best species of trout and other
game Ash. In the forests OF the
mountains are found many species
Of wild game and fowl.
The basin In cnvironed by snow
capped peaks OF the Cascade Range.
and to the southwest. at a distance
Of about seventy miles. Mount Shasta
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10
VIII Give $1,000.

The statement has been made to
customers of mine and others that l
use wooden frame work on the inside
of my ground glass monuments and
tombstones. This statement Is 80
ridiculous that II II hardly worth de-
nying. especially to anyone who Is
at all familiar with ground glass
work. believe the statement has
been made by enemies of mine to
hurt my trade. and to show that the
report is a lie. am willing to give
$1,000 to the person who can find any
wood In any Of my monuments.
ERNEST A. CARTER.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

the nOrthernmost peak of the Sier-
rss. rears Its white crest 10 an altl-
tude Of lt.iiO feet. Mount Me-
i.auxhiin Mount Pitp Is the highest
of the eminsnces to the north and
west. being about 5000 feet. There
II no more attractive steamboat trip
on the entire Pacific Coast than that
on Upper klamath Lake with an al
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

miles. with variety Of wealth OF
color IN the bordering Shorthand and
picturesque Islands. To the pbotog-
rapher, amateur or professional, ap-
preclative OF the beautiful in nature,
the region offers bonndless opportun-
ity.
Crater Lake. with It's National
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

the lake Is situated rises some 5000
feet above sea level. The lake was
first discovered In 1862. and for a
long time was called Lake Majesty" 4"
until the more appropriate name It
now bears was applied to II. This IL
one OF the places impossible to pic
ture with pen or brush.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

klamath Falls. and Is numbered
among the seven wonders OF the
world. This body OF water Is some
twenty square miles In extent and
Hes In the crater Of an extinct vol
cano with walls 2000 feet high sur
rounding II. Sounding snow the wa
ter OF this lake to be over 1000 feet
In depth. The mountain ia which
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

rue Lakeside company has 260o
!. .s'ss Of land under the Adams ditch
'aa' II will give RENT FREE for
~ Year. This includes the use Of
w 'and aud water. The renter must
F aud place the land In culutivs'
.~a' The renter gets all the crops
~. w ws reserve the right to pasture
'A' ',ubbls.
The Lakeside Company,
], Frank Adams. Manager.
! Merrill, Oregon.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10
COMIC OPERA PINAFORE.
To Bs l'rrscnted st the Opera House
In This City.

Tho most elaborate musical event
ever attempted BY the people Of this
city will be the production OF the
comic opera Pinafore. the most popu-
lar OF the Gilbert and Sullivan oper-
q. Il will be given on next Tuesday
and Wednesday nights.
For the past two weeks many OF
the best singers In the city have been
engaged In the preparation OF the
music and the dramatic action Of the
opera and all OF the parts are In the
hands OF competent people who are
Interested In making II success.
The choruses are snappy and are
alled with bright melodies that make
sullivan's music 30 popular. The cos
tunes are correct to represent the
nautical scene. and the stage will be
arranged. a. far ~ II In possible.
10 represent the deck of the ship Pin
sfore. The following Is the cast:
Josephine, the Captains daughter
Mrs. Don Zumwalt
Buttercup. a Bumboat woman....
..............M Mrs. II. b. Henry
Hebe, the Admiral's first cousin.
............M Miss Leta Nickerson
Sir Joseph Porter. the Admiral. :.
IT. w. Zimmerman
Captain Corcoran. commanding
Ship Pinafore. ...., Roy Walker
Ralph Rachstraw. able seaman.
Burge Mason
Dick peadeye. able seaman. .....
Nv. H. Mason
DoatsWaiu. ...... Geo. 7. Pratt
Boatswsin's Mate. ...........,.
DR., r. A. Heritage
Sergeant OF Marines, 49,, Mr.. Jones
aidshipmate. ...... Archie Moore
Sailors. Marines. Sisters. Cousins.
Aunts. etc.
Accompsnist. Mrs. Geo. T. Pratt
Director. :. Martin n. Robinson
Scene: Quarterdeck OF H. NJ. 3,
Pinafore.
Act Moon. Act Il--Night.
-a-,re 100000 = -.--'9t s4sit l.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10
For 1Nasr.

Ho,e, with everything now. dining
room kitchen. eight rooms. parlor;
I'm. patronage. feeding from iso TO
200 daily. Inquire at Hotel Doris.
Dorris. California. o''"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

To make room for new goods that
.r. now on the way We are disposing
a, all secondhand articles we have
left ut prices less than cost V'rE''
4 Son.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

For Sale or Trads-Rssidsnce and
business property In the best town
in Willamette valley. Inquire NJ tue
Boston Store.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

Cir, wanted for general housewors
Iii ,.m,,v Address BOX 81.
klamath Falls. Oregon
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

House wanted BY September is'
,asr Dubllc school. Frank NJ opp
nj Winters Jewelry store '''
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

KEEP COol.--Nlcs line OF men
.,nsc. coats and fancy vests at tne
Boston Store.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

MONEY TO LOAN on ranches. Guy
property and timber 'sna' ~ "S,,
SHEPHERD co.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

WOOD SAVING . speciality. All
ordcrs will receive prompt attention.
u,.,d.r js0tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

For general house cleaning Anu =
chimney sweeping call on wspp .
Mousold. Phone sss.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

Il. W.'Muller carries the largest
stock Of Edison monographs and
gold moulded records In Klamath
county. 7.S1tf
Look nObby! We clean. press and
repair clothes at the Pantatorium. Is
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10
The l'clts Auto

"'oF hire at reasonable rates to par
~s' Just 20 cheap to 60 In . auto
"m y stage. u. ". PELT2. Pine
~ 9Th streets. 7-3l-8-St
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

,.a..r,ri,l.. !. 'Vhs town without . so'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

xsrral. .Prspsrsy V reasonable.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-10

lnsriesn Hank 4 Trust Co.'S Building
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1908-09-17
LOCAL OVERFLOW

Millinery opening Wednesdays;
September %. Miss ]. c. Groef-
soma.
You can buy anything in the
grocery line that is good to eat at
Blanchard's grocery.
= hose kitchen cabinets YOU have
waited for have arrived and we
will be pleased to show them to
you. w. L. Thompson Furniture
Co.
DR.. Neiswanger was in from
Grand View last week and remain
Ell over to- hear the speech of
Stokes. He is making improve
ments on his ranch and with the
new addition to his house will have
comfortable home for years to
come.
E. T. Helm arrived last wee k
from Chilicothe, Mo-, to assist his
brother-i n-law, j. H. Hawkins, in
TIC ~ pal otOl wi AlClill
has enjoyed years of experience in
department store and will be a
valuable assistant in the store that
is rapidly gaining new trade and
forging to the front as a store
that can supply he wants of those
who have been going to outside
towns.
About eighty invited guests were
present at the reception of Mrs.
Wertz to the teachers of the county
on last Thursday night. 1t was
brilliant affair and pronounced the
most successful social function in
the history OF the city. The Com
mercial club rooms were beautiful
ly decorated for the occasion.
Tables were provided fol- the var
ious card games and excellent mu-
sic was enjoyed during the greater
part of the evening. A short pro-
gram was given, which contained
numbers by the best local talent in
the city and it is needless to say
that each and every number was
enjoyed and applauded heartily.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1908-09-17
NOTICE

In the district court of the
fourth ju iicial district of the state
of Idaho, in and for Elmore coun-
ty.
Fslk Mercantile Company, Linz
tied, corporation, plaintiff, VS..
Gold Belt Mining Company, cor
poration, defendant.
Notice is hereby given that a
writ of attachment was issued out
of the above entitled court on Sep
TENDER 10, 1908, in an action
wherein the Falk Mercantile Co..
Limited, q corporation, is plant
if, and the Gold Belt Mining COM
pany, a corporation, is defendant,
attaching the property of the de-
PENDANT to recover the sum of three
thousand, one hundred eigthy-nine
and seventy one-hundredths 49,
1879. 7O) with interest thereon at
seven per cent per annum from
September 10, 1908 until paid, and
costs of suit.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said court, this 18th day of Sep
tebmer, A. D., 1908.
F. C. SMITH.
Clerk of District Court, Gilmore
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1908-09-17
FREE DISHES

With every five cent cash pur-
chase the w. L. Thompson Fur
niture Company gives a number
that entities the purchaser to a
chance on a beautiful set of dishes
that will be given away. Call
and examine the dishes and you
w i'll be pleased.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1908-09-17
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

NOTICE TO CREDITORS
Estate of James r. Clark, de
ceased.
Notice is hereby given by the un-
dersigned administrator of the es-
tate of James r Clark deceased,
to the creditors of and all persons
having claims against the said de-
ceased, to exhibit them with the
necessary vouchers, within 10
months after the first publication
OF this notice to the said admins
traitor at the office of E. M. Wolfe,
Mountain Home, Idaho, county OF
Elmore, state of Idaho.
L. H. CLARK.
1922
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1908-09-17

We bought the large stock of oils
from the Idaho Com'1 Co. and now
have the most complete stock of lu---
bricating oils on sale in the city.
SPANGENBERG ELEC. &
MACH. CO.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1908-09-17
FOR SALE

Our household goods must be sold
Immediately. Terms cash. Call
at the house. L. ]. WEAVER.
Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1908-09-17

County.
BY Louis &. Nicholson,
e-7 Deputy.
Chas. Nj. Kahn, residing at
Boise, Idaho, attorney for plaintiff.
1921
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22
METHODIST PREACHING

Rev. G. G. Miller will preach
his farewell sermon next Sunday
morning at the Methodist Church
and Rev. Stewart, of the Pres.
byterian Church. has called in
his appointment so that the two
congregations may unite in. wor.
ship on that day.
On January 3 Rev. W. r. Lam.
bert, State superintendent of the
Anti Saloon League. will preach
at the Methodist Church at loo
q. m. and at 7:3O of the same day
will preach in the Presbyterian
Church, both congregations unit.
ing for the occasion.
Rev. Jas. A. Parker preached
an eloquent sermon last Sunday
morning at the Methodist Church
in the absence of Rev. Miller, the
pastor.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22

Rev. An Vaughn, the new
Methodist pastor, will be here
Christmas week to take charge
of his work.
Pay your poll tax now, Dec 81
is the last day.
Rev. benson, the new presid
ing elder, is expected soon by
our Methodist brethren.
Cherry Camp No. 241, W. o.
W.. of Carencro. will give a dance
at Sibille's Hall in that town on
Tuesday, Dec. 90.
P. Rodolph Roy and Paul Mou'
ton returned Friday from New
Orleans, where they spent sever
al days purchasing the stock for
their new grocery business to
be opened IN the store now Occu'
pied by r. H. McFaddin.
A good stock of Christmas and
New Year Cards at the Moss
Pharmacy.
J. G. Clausen. of Franklin, ar.
rived Friday and is spending a
few days with old friends.
Rev. E. M. Stewart, Mrs.
Stewart and Miss Leona Young,
leave to day for Baton Rouge to
spend the holidays with relatives
and friends.
A few articles out of many we
have suitable for Xmas presents,
and fine perfumes are cut glass.
china, handpainted ware, pocket
knives. razors, holiday packages
of cigars, candies and some nice
toys. Drug Store.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22
kNIGHIS OF COLUMBUS.

The Knights of Columbus. La.
fayette Council No. 1886. held a
regular election for officers,
Thursday evening. December II,
and selected the following Off
GERS: , Rev. Father W. j. Teur.
lings. chaplain, Chas. O. Mouton,
grand knight; J. A. Roy, deputy
grand knight; Chas. Debaillon.
chancellor; Pierre Gerao, record
er; F. v. Mouton, financial Sec
rotary; Felix H. Mouton, treas
urer; Chas. Debaillon, lecturer;
John O. Mouton, advocate; Aug.
v. Liable. warden; Leon Bagnet,
inside guard; A. j. Leblanc, out.
side guard; J. E. Trahan, trustee;
Luke Leblanc, trustee; Albert
Landry, trustee.
The Council was organized one
year ago and has now q member.
ship of 1O4. Under the spiritual
guidance of Father Teurlings the
organization bids fair to become
one of the strongest and most
influential in the State and may
be taken as concrete evidence OF
the wonderful development of the
national body in every part Of
the, country. The organization
has for it's object the uniting
and uplifting of all men of the
Roman Catholic faith in all
matters pertaining to their spirit.
ual. welfare and encouragement.
An insurance feature is also in.
corporated. but this is entirely
! Optional.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22
had QUIT WORK
READY TO GIVE up IN DESPAIR

Restored to Health By Vinol
Il was sick. rundown and finally
had to give up work. After trying
. number of remedies and several ply
s~icians. I was just about ready to give
up In despair. L aaw Vinol ad-
vertised and decided to try 1t.
and it has done more good for
me than all other means combined. 1t
has built me up and restored my
strength until l now feel twenty years
younger. and am able to attend to my
work again as usual" Job Jeavons,
1896 Lind street, Wheeling, W. Va.
The reason Vinol Is so successful in
such cases is because it contains tonic
iron and all of the Strengthening
blood-making and bodybuilding ele-
ments of cod liver oil, but no oil.
Vinol is unexcelled as a strength
creator for old people. delicate children.
weak. rundown persons. and after
sickness-and is the best known rem
edy for coughs. colds and bronchitis.
We return your money II Vinol fails
70 give satisfaction.
floss Pharmacy, Lafayette
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22
IN HONOR
OF MRS. KENNEDY,

Alexandria Town Talk.
The ladies' of the First MethO.
dist Church gave a beautiful
reception Wednesday afternoon
in honor of Mrs. E. R.. Kennedy.
of Lafayette, the conference
president of the Home Mission
Society.
Other guests of honor were
Rev. and Mrs. N. E. Joyner.
who are going in a few days to
their new field of labor. Mr..
Joyner has been placed in charge
of the new Settlement work in
New Orleans.
The guests we're received by
Mesdames H.. K. Rea and H. r.
Singleton in the vestibule, and
after being RECALLED with fruit
punch. gracefully served by
Mrs. II. A. Irion. they were
ushered into the parlOrs. 4.@3
-Everys-o ne.-~present was
charmed with Mrs. Kennedy'l
engaging personality. She is,
indeed, a woman Of rare culture
and refinement and her enthu'
siasm for this work causes
everyone who listens to her to
become interested.
After Mrs Kennedy's speech
REV. N. E. Joyner made . few
remarks on his prospective work
under the auspices of the Won
ans Board of Home Missions.
Then the guests of honor led
the way into the refreshmen1
room where delicious chocolate
and cake we're served by Misses
Lilly Bud Mitchell and Mamie
Addison.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22
XMAS ORATORIO.

+. Jefferson Theatre will present
a most unique spectacle next
Tuesday, Dec. 20. The greatest
Musicale ever rendered by Lafa.
yette talent illustrated by most
beautiful and gorgeous Tableaux,
promises to be u real Christmas
celebration. Preparations have
been completed and all charac'
ters trained to perfection. Nc
one ought to miss such an op'
portunity.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22

Last week Mr.. D. P. Upton
presented US with a sample Of
the new meal and grits he is
milling. When cooked and serv-
ed it was excellent, and with the
opportunity to get such whole.
some and nutritious meal and
grits at home, there is no use to
buy meal and grits made in Kan.
sas City or elsewhere.
Don't complete your list for
Xmas until you visit our store
and see how many articles very
cheap we have appropriate and
suitable for presents, which have
the added value of being useful
Schmulen's.
Rev. Miller left last Wednes.
day for Baton Rouge to look over
the work of that district, of which
he is now presiding elder.
We have lots of handsome ar
ticles suitable for Xmas pres
ents as handkerchiefs ties, gloves,
muf1ers. -Kahn's.
| Mr.. T. B. Hopkins. Jr., and
family have moved into the build.
ing on Congress street. recently
vacated by Mrs. Heard.
Make yourself a present of a new
suit. the kind that ft so we'll you
find at Kahn's.
Messrs. Eugene Miller anG
Ashton Beraurd, now attending
Tulane University, are expected
home tomorrow for the holidays
All kinds of feed and brigh,
red rust proof seed oats at D
u. Upton's, prompt delivery
phone 1872.
Miss Wilhel Schmulen re.
turned Saturday from Ho,
Springs. Ark, where she spen'
two months with friends.
Oar stock of Christmas ani
New Year Cards are all new ani
selected from the very finest o.
Cards. We have never had I
better value for 5 cents to 81
cents each.-Moss Pharmacy.
DR.. ]. T. Landrum leaves to
day for his old home in Eros, t.
spend the Christmas season with
relatives.
The Falk Mercantile Co. are
prepared to take charge o
funerals and attend to all grave
yard work. A fine rubber tired
hearse in stock.
Rev. Jas. A. Parker and wife
who have been visiting Mr.. q. B
Hopkins and family. leave to-da.
for their home in Simsport. Rev
Parker goes next year to Benton
as pastor.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22
THE POLICE JURY.

The Police Jury met yester.
day for the purpose of adopting
the Budget for 1909 and to pass
upon any applications for liquor
licenses under the Shattuck law.
The Budget of expenses was
adopted and the licenses fixed
the same as last year. Applica.
tions to run saloons were grant.
ed to Guilbeau Bros. at Caren.
Gro bridge and Isaac Arceneaux
at DusOn. All the Jurors were
present except Messrs. Billeaud
and J. M. Broussard.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22
Personals.

1SDO u
Roman Francez, Of Abbeville,
was q welcome visitor to. our
Office yesterday.
Laurent's Bakery for holiday
cakes.
We acknowledge with thanks
the gift of a beautiful calendar
from E. G. Broussard, dealer in
Don't forget thats White Pine
Expectorant lisa guaranteed cure
for coughs and colds-25c per
bottle at Moss Pharmacy.
Chas. Hernandez, justice OF the
peace of the eighth ward, was a
welcome caller at our Office Sat
urday.
We will close on Xmas day,
and would request our patrons
to place their orders for grocer.
les with us on Thursday. Wish
ing you a Merry Xmas, yours
truly. F. o. Broussard.
Miss Rhena Boudreaux. who is
teaching at Ridge. came home
Friday to spend the holidays.
Try q bottle Of Bensoin and
Almond Lotion after shaving, g.
ounce bottle 25c At Moss Phsr'
macy.
Miss Lura Burkett, of Milton,
was . visitor to Lafayette Satur.
day.
Fresh eggs at Aaron and
Barras. phone 1892.
~. J. Marsh who keeps . fine
HE of harness and saddles as
well as does excellent repair
work, c~omplimented as Satur
day with q handsome calendar
Many thanks.
For Christmas presents VIC
would suggest. Hand Mirrors
Brushes and Combs, Fancy
Combs, price from IS cents t.
$500, all good value. Mo
Pharmacy.
Pay your poll tax now, Dec. 81
i the last dfy. !.
We acknowledge with thanks
lie receipt Of . beautiful calen
ar sent with the compliment.
81 the Roy Brick Factory
Nj. and Mrs. Laufent Rellerir
we're made happier sSaturda,
mornine by the arrival Of . fin'
10y.
Turkeys IS g Bpnt's,e als'
ffuit cake, minoemeaI curfants
&odless raisius, oysters AMI
Vegetables. Phone 3l9.
Pay your poll tax.now. Dec. 8
= ~ last day.
Pure fruit cakes only 40c
pound at Lautept's Bakery.
II. h Savoie. who has been
Z resident Of the seventh ward
& &oved last Wednesday 10 .neal
kbbeville. and expects to rais'
scAne and corn next year.
Pay your poll tax now. Dec. 8.
~ thplast day.
TIE Blue Store, Nose Lev!
gsopristor, has inst been give'
af1Sw coat Of paint and it look
!. he n ita new dress.
Pay. your po|i tax now. Dec. 3
q The last day.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22

FOUND-A lady's fine coat in front
Of E. G. B~roussard's grocery store.
Owner q have same by calling ct
above store and paying cost Of this
advertisement. 12-22-2t
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1908-12-22

Pharmacy, Lafayette
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1908-01-02
Bryan and the Party.

Our old friend Henry Wstterson,
who knows what he's a-talking'
about. says that the Democratic
party puts him in mind e a empty
jug vi The stopper ou.." observed
Mr. Billv Sanders. Henry. Won
know. use IN run The Chattanoopa
ReJei. an he's been associatin' wi
Democrats al his life. an, he's high.
strung enough for to have the feelin
that teller has when hes about TO
git message over the long distance
telephone that strange kerosene
carrvall has broke Maria's collar
bone
BRYAN will he a candidate: he
jest cant help himself. It'sa habit,
an 20 doctor Amt never invented
the private ssnitariutn that'll kvore
il. It's wuss'p morphine In it's last
stages. an while Billy lives the
faithful remnant OF the Democratic
partv will have for 70 keep on whoop-
in him up an nominatin' him. This
kind Of thing beats baseball, whar
you have IN play nine or ten innin 3
an quit when il gets too dark to
play. But the nominatin' OF BRYAN
is a thing that keaps on; an il looks
like it'll be jest "a necessary ffty
years from now az it's ever been.
/ don't blame him myself, bekaze
ef | could run from year to year
wi'out g;ttin. bellowsed, I'd be glad
- do II, an 7 wouldnt charge no.
BODY a cent for nominatin' me: I'd
On round and round the track ou.ell
the ladies IN the gran stan got a
swimmin in the head. But ID seems
like thar's more people ready for To
nominate Bryan than thar is to vote
for him. Anyhow. YOU kin put nv
name down on the list Of Bryan men,
hekaze ef he's nominated bv the
Democratic remnant. an Teddy
don run. II bn oblidza 70 vote sor
him-Josi Chandler Harris in UNCLE
REMMrs's MAGAZINE for January.