Evening journal., 1908-06-09
Personal and Pertinent


Sunday teachers have many experiences
with the youngsters under their Superntendents
and others who address Sunday Schools oftentmes ask
Is warted
The Gadabcut in the seat Of Sunday school
Easter SUNDAY afternoon. II happened that the
church had minister and he was about to be in
who do you think is here this afternoon who wit
make speech for you? asked the superintendent of tns
school
Eddie smith," yelled
"Bily JONES'. cried another.
Jimmy Johnson" said stil another
Nfff they are al here SAID the superintendent win
aeahimg smile. "and maybe they would like to make
speeches. But there is someone here who was never
here before. Now who is t?"
ono small erl in a and her finger in her
mouth, put up her hand bashfully
Susie know will let her tell us" said
the general superintendent
The little girl hardly fve years old up
why sayl the Sunday school teacher told us today
thar Lazarus was dead and came out OF his grave
guess IaEarus Is here"
The smiling superintendent then explained that Lazarus
died again and was again placed in the grave Thea
there of lads who wanted to know why he
was raised srom the dead II he had TO die again So
there had to be another long explanation.
Now 'et get back to the question" said the super
inendent Some one is here who was never here be-
fore and that wants to talk to Who is /"
Jesus the answer from dozen boys. And
they yelled it ss loud as II they were on the beachers OF
a baseball game
He NJ ant the minister He had to tell them
Reading Herald
In the araable way villagers. they discussing
the matrimonial affairs of couple who though recently
wed, had begun to find the yoke or Hymen burden
Tis all along o. these hasty' marriages." opined
caus,'c old gentleman who had been much the
the scus sion They did not understand each other;
theyd nobbut fnowed each other for matter o seven
year"
"wen that seems long enough" said an interested
Long enough. Bah. ye're wrong When bodys
coortin he be too careful Why, coortshlp
lasted q matter O nineteen yeari"
You certainly careful agreed the lady listene-
And did you ind your plan successful when mar
"Ye jump 70 conclusionsi" said the old man. impa-
tientiy Il understood her then didna herl"-
Tit-Bits
The Right Rev DR. Edmund Knox, Bishop Of Manches-
open air lrtacamg. He has conducted very
missions Blackpool Sands. and he is i'm.
ensev popuar with the rough and ready natives OF
Lancashire ing one his recent missions on Black
pool Beach two Lancashire mill girls were discussing the
up 10 speak. That's Bishop OF Manchester was
ud do :hst" but II is the Bishop tell 'e' 'Well V
really the Bishop. go and ear him. thowt
as bishops did nowt but draw their brass"-Belman.
I'VE get some sad cases." said the attendant at tho
unatc the visitor and opened the door of the
first cell
Inside was man sitting stool and gazing
sad story" said the attendant; he was in love with
girl but sne married another man. and he lost his
They stole out softly closing the door behind them.
and proceeded TO the inmate This cell thicky
padded, and the man within stark, staring mad.
who is ths7' inquired the visitor.
This repeated the atendant-"this is the other
-Tt-B
Cyrus Townsend Brady, the author and clergyman
at dinner Toledo a story about charity.
"a millionaire" said DR. Brady. LAY dying He hal
lived life OF which, as he looked back IT, he
felt too proud. To the minister at his bedside he
muttered weakly.
1T leave a hundred thousand dollars so to tho
church viii my salvation be assuredT
"Ihe minister answered cautiously:
wouldn't ike TO be positive. but it's well worth
trying. Washington Star
Some time agV there was a food in Pennsyl-
Nana An old fellow who had lost nearly everything he
possessed was sitting the roof of the house as it
foated along when boat approached
Hello. Jonn."
'ffeilc. Dave
Are your fowls all washed away John?"
Yes. but the ducks SWIM" replied the old man
Apple trees gone?'
wen, they said the crop would be failure ANYHOW,
! see me I"pd away above your window"
mats an right Dave Them winders needed washn'
"Snow' Philadelphia Ledger.