The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-20
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That's What Our Most Rssps ctsd Citizens Have l)li, but VIII Thsy
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 Nol Read New Years Res OIushIOnS Below

With the New Year only few days hence, some of our most Fespeckted and well-knowed citizens have already framed up their New Years resclu- tions.
 Down to Hen Weathersby's store tother night, we as Editor and pro- prietor of the Bingville Bugle made personal canvass an: ' the citizens present to find out what resolushions they had made to begin January lst, and have wrote them out as tollers so that them as have made these resolushions can save this copy of the Bugle, and will then know what they resolved to do during 1909, and wifi also be re- minded if they brake their Fesolushions as they ushually do:
 Cy HoslIius has resolved that he will increase his annual subscripshions as a member of the Bingville Church from $l0 to SIP, being as the past year has been a prosperous one for Cy and he feels he can afford to do this We persoor.. that Cy has also resolved that he will continue to charge nsurous rates of interest oh money he lends, to fore close mortgages on the widder and op- press the brian whenever he gets chanct
 Hank Dewberry has resolved that when Spring opens up and the weather becomes warmer, he will become more industrious citizen than he has been in past summers and that when he gets chanct to do a odd job of work at good pay, he will take it, providing 1t is such work as he can do in the shade.
 Amos Hillyer, our talented loryer and legal light and J. of the P, has resolved that he will try to get more business in the law line during the ensuing year Anne says that during the past year he has lost lots of opportunity to stir up trouble among his nabors and have them bring law suits against one anoth- CT, which opportunities he will make the most of in the fuchuTe Consult Anne Hillyer if you are in trouble or if
 ou desire to get into trouble.
 Bill Hepburn, our artistic blacksmith, has resolved that instead of swearing of and never drinking another drop of flicker as long as he lives he will re- solve to drink in moderation only, which probably means that Bill will go to the County Seat every Saturday and come home full as ushual
 Eph Higgins, our accommodating P. Nj, has resolved that he will make patrons of the Bingvillc P. O. use more individual mail boxes than they have heretofore. Eph says it is a scandal and a shame for peeole of means to have their mail put in the A-B-C boxes, when for only 25 cents per quarter they could have their own boxes and save him a lot of trouble sorting over the mail in the A-B-C boxes when there ain't no mail for them half the time anyhow.
 Jed Peters, our intelligent skool- teacher, has resolved 10 study up on the common branches so that he will be a more efshient skoolteacher, and also to read books, and by this means, add to his already great knowledge.
 Dad Henderson, our oldest inhabi- tant, has resolved to take better care of his health during the coming year. Dad says he ain't going to eat no more mince pies and sausages and truck like that at bedtime, as he has done here tofore, and callJilates that if he can hold out long enough, he will live to be 100 years old