The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-12-10
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hsie' Yes. answered Mr. chaggins
n~rroasy. What i Il. ~ ruie' NJ
n hat abe siNss nsere thar shs plays
WIZ 90 you sgesa ~ ber naasic a. I'm
ssumrpsxlf'' We'll. 10 Instrumental
IN msaiag lbs pssght.or move "gi.
Indignant Patron Why. ihi' . ~
oalfsgrOas prses ior iasi a small PLAIN
asnnsr. bland Proprietor 80 fou for
re. ar. The SANDER snd variety 81
mserobss yos've csseni
--Yoa'. lots more q coward than
am. declared The sqsirrel. Maybe,
boz lm poi nearly 70 much 81 tail
bs~sa, answered lbs rabbit. weighing
a. s... insaliangiy.
What are Blagom's chances IN The
coming elecilonf Very siighs. he
hash, anything back Of him. Hes got
family trwe-- Yes. but hls opponent
has The plum tree.
--Kinwood- How DO you like your
nee Suburban hofns' Bsrqals--Finei
There's only one drawback 70 il. Kin
WOOD What's thsif Burqais Il cant
asd a buyer for Is.
Tired Timothy never ask a crust
Nv crusiy man. i.anguid Lewis
Don't yousef Tired Timothy Nav,
I alters ask fer meat. cause den I'm
.ipr Nv xiii,n de cold shoulder.
--Algy But weary you. Miss Cap
steam. I'm great sniker. Miss Cap.
iicum On the contrary, Ar. Feather
Top. you don't weary me al all, aud ]
iiad your small talk very diyerting.
~Msgisirste--ls the assault OF which
the prisoner Is accused one OF gravity
Lawyer Indeed. IL is, your bonor' II
wss a, the Top Of q hill my client was
struck, and he rolled TO the bottom.
Mrs. Bggs My husband seems TO
he lost 10 thought about half the time.
Mrs. Diggsl suppose bis ideas are so
far apart that he can't beip getting
loo, on the why from one TO the other.
Promoter gilt edged invest
meni that's bound 10 pay 20 per cent.
III had the money I'd buy up every
share myself Prudent Person Why
nol borrow the money from me at 10
per cenif
Well. said Nuritch, showing Kan
dor through bis new house, what do
YOU thank of the furn,sbin'sf They
show a great deal Of taste, replied Kan.
dor. Ali Think sol Yes. bat IT'S
all bad.
MIR. Crimsonbeak DO you know
where my shoe horn Is. dear' Mrs.
crimsonbeak--WbAt do yon want with
shoe horni You've got both your
shoes on. Yes. bu. want 10 get my
bal on. dear.
Your productions are VIGOROUSLY
falllble, declared the man who was in
clined 10 severe criticisms. Admitted.
replied the weather prophet, but still
We have something on these political
forecasters.
--Thingumbob Well, guess old
Jigley Is beginning 10 make his pile.
McJigger- What makes you think sol
Thingumbob He's been going around
lately blowing about how much happier
man is when he's poor.
Say, aren't you going out todayf
asked the derby bat. Sure! replied the
Ian shoes. But you need not wait 70,
me. Why notf asked the hat. Because
It's your business 10 20 on head, re-
piled the shoes.
1--we got a regular clnch. What is
~ Well, Pm going TO take little
railroad trip. So ! bet one man that
the train would be wrecked. Then an.
other man bet me thai il wouldn't be
robbed. cant lose, can II
Learning 10 play the violin. mutter'
ed the persistent amateur, bending oven
biz sheet music and making another
stab al the instrument. is no snap. This
being the exact psychological moment,
The h string snapped.
OF course, said the optimlsi, il a
man gets into the habit Of hunting
trouble he's sure TO fnd it. Yes, re-
piled the pessimist, and II he's so lazy
that be always tries 10 avoid It Il will
find him. So whats thr dfierencei
--Roderiek Say. old man. why IN
the world is that regiment OF girls wan
dsring about the gridIron' Van Albert
why, they ARE the cleaners. Rod.
erick--tleanersf What are they CLEAN.
ingi Van Albert Why. loose hair TO
Oh sofa pillows.
Jamie was begging bis father for a
second helping OF preserves. When !
was boy. said bis papa, my father
only allowed me 10 have one helping.
jamie was silent for minute and then
asked. Aren'i you glad you live with
US now. daddyf
Why do you invariably predict the
coolest winter We has. had ia years.
Well. answered Professor Blatherscn.
II il comes true people necessarily give
me credit for great wisdom. And II il
docyn't come true they are too thank
fal 10 bold an, grudae.
Jane has a cAnsiie tongue. ] asked
her The other day why she dIdn'i mar
~ some old man for his money. What
did she ssy' She said the increase IN
the duration Of human life and The de-
preston in stocks made the speculation
loo uncertain But she added that she
would marry a rich odd man under one
condition, What vas that' He mus
be chronic a@roplanist.
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