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The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
Fair Political Game.

From the New Haven Register.
The Senate passes the Aldrich bin, and
there is fairly safe prospect that the
House will acquiesce. But oh, what ma
terial the passage OF such a bill would
make for Democratic campaigners if they
knew how 10 take advantage of II,
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
JUST BY THE WAY.
From the Cleveland Leader.
XAIEt

From the Cleveland Leader
VALE!
CDR. G. Stanley Hall says time is wasted
in studying Latin and Greek. He thinks
the dead languages should be canned. and
useful, modern tongues SUBSTITUTED in our
college curricula.)
You're right, old boy, These dogs have
had their days.
And modern scholars should be quick
70 end 'em:
They're dry as dust; let's let en- 20
their ways
Nunc est blbendum,
In former times twas very well 10 be
Up in the classics, but We're getting
carny
With modern changes-Eheu Postume,
Labuntur ami,
We hate the Greeks: the Romans days S
gone by;
To Hebrew poets men no longer toady
I've done with Virgil Homer, Omar-ay.
"Persicos odit'
Helen talks German. now; Euphosyne
Speaks French. Why not? there's moth
ing TO prevent 'em.
In Russian l can hear sweet Lalage
Dulce loquentem.
It's settled now, and so a truce 10 this
The gods are dead-Doc Hall has over
thrown EN-
Great Pan is-never mind. De mortuis
MI nisi bOnum,
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
Drift of Manifest Destiny.

From the ST. Louis Globe Democrat
When a survey is made of the railroads
that cross the continent, the isthmian
canal that is building and the big fleet.
the idea Is strongly impressed that there
is a good deal Of manifest destiny in
that direction
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

Prom the Louisville CcurierJouraI.
The Hartford Courant calls the duties
of Mr.. Loeb 'secretarial.' but speaking
less technically, they are largely apollo
getic or explanatory.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

A scientist says the telephone does not
transmit 10 the ear as much energy as
il originally receives Perhaps that is be-
cause so much OF IL is divided between
the operators ear and the ear OF the
party using the phone
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
At the Museum.

Mr. scates-I though you were interest
cd in rattlesnakes.
Miss Buggs-I am-terribly.
Mr.. Scates-Then, why did you run
away from the cage so hastily?
Miss Buggs-Because the keeper put a
mouse in for the snake 10 eat. And I
can't bear mice
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
The PhiIosonher of FoIIr-

Yes. I went 10 the new opera" said
the Philosopher Of Folly. wearily. The
only good thing / can say about Il Is
that il certainly settles some old scores. >,
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
One TentncIe i. safe

From the New York Evening Post.
The Standard Oil Company of New
York. which reports assets of ten and a
half millions larger than last year. is not
the one which has to think about paying
a fine of twenty-nine and a quarter.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

The average American citizen would
worry less about Haiti. perhaps. were he
not afraid he viii wake up some morning
and find that 1t belongs to US.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

There are more people giving "Marse
Henry" Watterson the glad hand in
Wonderful Washington to-day than there
are anti-Joebaileyites in Hopeless Hous-
ton and OdelI mourners in Marvellous
Manhattan all put together
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

They are having little earthquake
shocks in Washington" notes the Jack
sonvilie Times-Union. That's right; no
more big earthquake shocks until after
the election
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

Uncle Peleg. you don't indulge any
more in "reminiscences Of the queer
springs you recoIlect"
What's the use? The queerest spring
I kin recall wuz the spring of 1907. and
everybuddy recollects that affair. b'gosh,"
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
CAPITOL GOSSIP.

The junior Senator from Washington
State. Samuel Henry Piles. was born
and breI in Old Kentucky" His educa-
tion vas received at private schools at
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

European representative Of one Of the
New York screamers says the smile has
faded from the Countess SZc-Zsc-well
ex-Miss Gladys Vanderbilts face, Per
haps she recognized him as a representa-
tive Of one Of the yellows. despite his
disguise.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
No Enthusiasm.

I'm case my daughter wants 10 wed
A foreign duke. Pa Nuritch said.
Il will not act in ugly way
l will say yes. but not hooray.''
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
Our Amhas.asres.a.

From the Charleston News and Courier.
The selection Of an ambassadress to the
Kaiser's Court is A matter of much con-
cern
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
Horr If Is Imnrnred

From the Richmond Tlues-Dispateh-
The more they un-Aldrich the bill. the
more people seem willing TO stand for
liz
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

An esteemed contemporary recently
printed a picture of Mark Twain. and
labeled 1t Count Boni de Castellane. =
This Is carrying a joke too far even al
Mark Twain's expense
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

Tariff revision can wait" appears 10
be generally accepted as this years doc
trine. This particular tip always seems
TO go with this particular waiter
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
Nn necention.

Where are the fish in the brooklet?''
inquired the early spring sportsman.
"Brooklet?" echoed the landlord
You've made slight mistake The FISH
are In the booklet"
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
PnssIng Around n Good rh.ns

From the Detroit News
Anna Gould is evidently willing to give
the whole blame family chance at her
fortune.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
A Forgettabie institution.

From the Springfield Republican.
Congress is being terribly overshadowed
this spring. Almost any episode makes
one forget IL
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
The Spring Hats.

Hubby, I saw a dream OF a hat to-
day"
Buy II while II may oe had. Most OF
EN- are nightmares this year"
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
Always Upward.

From the Chicago Record Herald
Baer movements in coal unfortunately
never bring lower prices
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

Does money really make you happier
in any way?"
Yes, sir. it does. Since have become
rich nobody ever attempts 10 offer me
any good advice
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

A scientist says sweet music aids
metabolism.' 1t also evidently aids edu-
cation; at least, a number OF people will
now look up 'metabolism" in the dictiOn-
airy to find out what it means.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

his nomination appears quite likely TO
constitute Exhibit A" In this years
Presidential race.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

Taxes have been raised again in Japan.
However, We presume japan has pro-
gressed far enough along the road Of
modern civilization to produce a full crop
OF successful tax-dedgers
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
PhiIaIoricaI Nater,sI

From the Cleveland Leader.
The Eastern philosopher who says that
all languages are related doesn't seem to
have studied the baseball dialect.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

The railroads are all now agreeing to
give party rates 10 ten or more, In spite
of some reluctance in the beginning. We
thought something would drop when they
learned that their refusal TO do this would
seriously affect the baseball season.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

The governor Of Kentucky recently
made a speech denouncing the might rid
ers.' That is good as far as it goes:
but it probably won't scare them into fits
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
4 CampniRn Year.

whittier are we driftng?" demanded
the grocery orator.
Toward the Goldfish barrel unex-
pectedly answered the proprietor. But
tain't no use, boys. That barrel was
cleaned out durin' the debate last night"
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
At the Ball.

Sir. you are a gentleman. In fact. you
are the only one in the room.
You fiatter me. sir. Why do you say
that?"
You saw me step on the lady's train
and fall DOWN.
Yes, I did
Well. sir. you are the only man in
the room who didn't laugh
L know it, I am that ladys husband.
and / paid for the gown"
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

Texas lad Of ten says he would rather
NOW the lawn than fish. This is the tall
est fish yarn we ever heard, and. natural
", il comes from Texas.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

Chester Gillette was a trihe late. in
affirming the courts decision in his case
but better late than never, we suppose.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

If Mr.. George Gould can have his way
about it. de Sagan wifi get the mitt. and
the frozen mitt at that.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

As a usual thing Florida's greatest
export at this time of year is straw
berries, but since Georgia and Alabama
went dry" it takes second place.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

AS Mr.. Thomas E. Watson has titles
clear to some LOO Of the delegates TO the
Populist convention which meets to-day,
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
Just Once.

Mrs. Jones-Do you mean TO tell me
that you once Travelled under an assumed
name2
Mrs. Smith-Uh-huh. On my wedding
trip.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

Spring has blossomed. ali right. Here's
that story again about the farmer who
feeds his chickens a half and half COM
bination of sawdust and corn meal
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

Probably II is just as we'll that EN-
peror William was born TO be an En-
peror rather than an ambassador.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

From the Baltimore American
No man out or work gets g JOB By
breaking the law
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
Rebuned.
One BENEFIT.

Sir, I am lucking for little succor."
do I look like one?'
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
STOPPING HIS GAS.

STOPPING HIS GAS.
Said he: You ought
To go 10 town
Where such are bought
And buy a gown.
A pretty gown you ought 10 buy,
For Easter day is drawing nigh
His wife had heard
Such talk before
And with a word
Her lord did floor.
For he, when she inquired with what?''
Grew very glum and answered not.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

The more we hear OF the Prince de
Sagan. the better We Ike the Duke OF
the Abruzzi.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

One Of the most welcome innovations
Of the day is the Thaw quiet now prevail
ing.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

"A few years in the White House will
make any man conservative. says Presl-
dent ingalls,. OF the big Four" A few
minutes has turned the trick for number
of them.
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

We suppose Mr.. Hill will have to take
the warmed-over welcome, and let It go
at that
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

spoken thoughts are registered
set the good thoughts EnsDoken.
lemess. and pity. beauty. charity.
h the breast and cause the lcsrc
nr sood. ind q remembrance. tooF
rdS. once ont Of our lips. 20 trar-
Grating for ever and ever- Il our
our th1ughts1
The Washington herald., 1908-04-02

An end 70 the nigh riding in the Ken
lucky White Burley tobacco district has
been brought about through a formal
agreement reached between the American
Tobacco Company, and the executive COM
mittee OF the Society OF Equity in a con
ference in Winchester. Ky, held a few
days ago"
This statement was made by Robert r
Ross, wholesale tobacco jobber, OF Gin
einnati. at the Cochran Hotel yesterday:
Nearly s14.000O0o and the purchase OF
the entire crops Of 1896 and 1907 on the
one side. and no planting Of crop for
the year 1908 on the other. are points IN
the agreement" continued Mr. Ross. !
understood the American Tobacco Com
pany would buy the crops OF 1896 and
1907 at is and Is cents q pound. respec-
lively. The committee was sworn 20
secrecy. and the report has been officially
denied, but is. nevertheless. declared 20
be authentic. The reason for the secrecy
by the society lay in its determination
not 10 raise any crop this year. The two
year crop aggregates about S0oo.cO0
pounds Of leaf, now in store in various
warehouses and priv1tc barns through
out the White BUriey district The light
or Burley tobacco district covers sixty
five counties in Kentucky. several IN
Ohio. and two or three in West Virginia
The region in Kentucky is in the north
ern and central parts OF the Stste. This
district is the only place in the world
where this class Of tobacco grows. The
weed is used in the manufacture Of the
finer grades OF both chewing and smok-
ing tobacco. The dark tobacco district
embraces fourteen counties in Western
Kentucky and several in Tennessee. The
product Of this district Is nearly al taken
for export.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15
Better Not Get
 Dyspepsia

If you can help it. Kodol prevents Dyspepsia, by effectualIy helping Nature to Relieve Indigestion. But don't trifle with Indigestion.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15
NEW CONVENIENCE
 FOR HOTEL GUESTS
Postoffice News Store Will Open a Stand in the Lobby of the Hotel Adams.

A lease was perfected yesterday be- tween the Hotel Adams management and Charles Hinckley proprietor of the Postoffice news store. designed for the prosperity and betterment of both institutions. Under its terms the Post office News store will maintain a branch news stand in the lobby of the hotel.
 Mir Hincllley has undertaken this feature of business expansion with the same energy he has applied to every phase of his business since its begin ming only a few short weeks ago. He does not subscribe to the policy of letting well enough alone. On the con trary he realizes that things can't stand still but must keep getting bet ter or worse, SO while he has been doing well enough he is going to try and dc better. The same sort of a policy has impelled Percy E. Lowell the new manager of the hotel. He wants to give the guests of the Adams all that they are accustomed to find in other well appointed hotels and a
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15
first c!a.s n.w-s stand $ one of these

first class Ecvs stand i5 one of these advantages.
 As soon as the lease was signed MT. Hinck!ey wired to a competent man of his acquaintance who is now in Chi cago asking him 70 come and take charge of tho Uew stand and he promptly replied that he would leave Chicago on the 17th. It is expected therefore that the stand will be open c,l on Wednesday of next week and will carry Q full line of periodicals and such general stock as is usually found in a hotel news stand
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15
THE SECOND LOAD
 WAS FATAL TO ALDAI
His Partner in the Trunk Robbery Was Enecito Bensor.

Carlos Aldai was given a prelim- mary examination before Justice Johnstone on the charge of stealing a trunk from the S. F., P. x P depot. the property of J. Linde a representa- tive of the Rice-Stix Drygoods com pany of St. Louis the night before. Aldai was brought into court carrying one of his little children and his wife accompanied him with two more. Among the witnesses were MT Linde. Officers Sullivan and Troutman who had caught Aldai rifling the trunk not more than 100 feet from the place where he had stolen i.
 There was no defense and AIdai was held to the grand jury in the sum of $500. Aldai said at the time of his arrest that he was not the prime nov CT in the crime. He said it had been suggested to him by another Mexican whom he did not know and that they carried the trunk off Aldai got aa -aXe and broke it open. He had taken -as much of it's contents home as he could carry and had come back after another load when he was arrested
 The officers were not sure that the the story wa not imaginary but yes terday il was learned that a drunken Mexican had been at the Star Lodging house with some of the goods that had been stolen from the trunk. Con stable Murphy found him later. His name is Anecito Bensor and it was learned that he is the man who rob bed the buggy of Dr. Dameron the night before. He was quite drunk when he was taken into custody. If he is sober enough today he will be given an examination.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15
DEHAYER FOUND
 AT DEATHS DOOR

Following soon after a wire of in quiry as to the whereabouts of J. B. Denayer of Hamilton, Mont. received by Marshal Moore Tuesday afternoon, the man was found in a local hospital with only a few hours to live. Early yesterday morning he died About a month ago the deceased reached Phoenix in a very weak condition He was suffering with tuberculosis. For the first few days he maintained sUf- ficient strength to be up and about during which time he sent encouraging messages to his wife saying that he was getting along nicely.
 Within a week, however, the man was confined to his bed. He was to weak to write to his family and was
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15
HOT ON HIS TRAIL
 HE RETURNED PROPERTY
The PurIoiner of a Watch Scared By the Pursuit.


 Finding that he was up against it a strange mechanic who was at work at a residence in the north part of town yesterday morning slipped a gold watch ard chain from his pocket and dropped it into bureau drawer while Marshal Moore and the landlady ran sacked every case and desk in an ad- joining room.
 The lady of the house was preparing for a shopping tour. She was about Co leave the house when she went into her bedroom for her watch To her surprise it had disappeared from the dresser on which she had left it only a few hours before.
 Without telling the other i inmates of the house she quietly left. She did not make trip to town lsut shortened her tour and stopped at neighbor- ing home where she phoned to the pO- lice headquarters for an officer. She had suspected the workman at the house.
 On reaching the house Marshal Moore began a hunt for the watch Finding that the hunt would be an endless one he called the woman to the rear of the house when he told her not to worry any longer as the theft was performed by no other than the man working in the house, and that if the watch did not make its appear ance by noon he would again be down to the house this time to take away with him a prisoner.
 The marshal had guessed it right for a few minutes after his return to his office he received another call from the woman that the ship was saved-the watch was in her possess sion. No arrests were made.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15

A great many people who have trifed with indigestion, have been sorry for it-when nervous or chronic dyspepsia resulted, and they have not been able to cure it. Use Kodol and prevent having Dyspepsia.
 Everyone is subject to indiges- ton. Stomach Arrangement follows stomach abuse, just as naturally and just as surely as a sound and healthy stomach results upon the taking of Kodol.
 When you experience sourness of stomach, belching of gas and nauseating fluid, bloated sensation, gnawing pain in the pit of the stomach, heart burn (so-called)s diarrhoea, headaches, dullness or chronic tired feeling-you need Ko- dol. And then the quicker you take Kodol-the better. Eat what you want, let Kodol digest it.
 Ordinary pepsin dyspepsia tab lets" physics, etc, are not likely to be of much benefit to you, in digestive ailments. Pepsin is only
 ELVEY & HULETT,
 Phoenix.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15

ELVEY & HULETT,
 Phoenix
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15
Can You Sleep2

If YOU can't sleep or if your brain seems clouded. then we will helD you with Sexine Pills or it won't cost you a cent. Don't throw away your money on other medicines when s1 to $5 ,poIth O. Sexine Pills is all you heed to make your nerves strong and steady. Address or call Elvey 6 HuIett, Drug gist, where the- sell all the principal end Go mo- substitute.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15

condition He struggled until the last when his name was added to the roll of those taken into eternity by the great White Plague. MT. Denayer had for many years been a practicins phy- sician.
 The remains of the dead man are now at the Whitney parlors awaiting further instructions from his wife as to the interment
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15

a partial digester-and physics are not digesters at all.
 Kodol is a perfect digester. If you could see Kodol digestingevery particle of food, of all kinds, in the glass test-tubes in our laboratories, you would know this just as well as we do.
 Nature and Kodol will always cure a sick stomach-but in order to be cured, the stomach must rest That is what Kodol does-rests the stomach, while the stomach gets well. Just as simple as A, B, c.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15
Our Guarantee

Go to your druggist today and get dol- lar bottle. Then after you have used the entire contents of the bottle If you can honestly say, that it has not done you any good, return the bottle to the druggist and he will refund your money without ques- tion or delay. We will then pay the drug gist for the bottle. Don't hesitate, all druggists know that our guarantee is good. This offer applies to the large bottle only and to but one in a family. The large bot tie contains 25s times as much as the fifty cent bottle.
 Kodol is prepared at the laborat tories of D. c. Dewitt C Co.,, Chicago. The Live Druggists. Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15

the Barclay Spice company of Los Angeles, is in the city stocking up local grocery merchants with his line of goods.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-15

Kodak work cheap at Donnelrs.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-02-04

"PiNK CIRCULAR" RESULTS IN DR..
HAYDEN BEING FIRED FROM
MINISTERIAL ASSOCIATION.

BAKER CITY, Ore, Feb 4.-Because
of his public objection to the pink cir
| cular" denouncing Mayor Johns and
other public officials of Baker, DR.
Hayden. pastor Of the Presbyterian
church, has been dropped from tine
Baker City Ministers association. DR.
Hayden admits that he has broken
| from his former coworkers and make;
public the names of the men who pre-
pared the now famous circular. Speak
| ing of the matter he said:
81 was called to the study of Mr.
Varney, on Saturday morning al
about 1890 and found present Rev
varney, Rev. Dulin, Rev. Finger, Rev
Edmunds, and they We're talking in a
general way on the subject of the cir
cular.
1T was my impression that the cir
cular was to deal with the official mis-
conduct of officers of the city and
county and not to deal with persOnall-
ties and at 1880 o'clock I left and be-
fore going l cautioned these gentlemen
that in the preparation of the circular
they be very careful and make no
charges beyond such things as could
be proven beyond all doubt.
1.-The circular was prepared in the af-
ternoon and / am advised, taken by Mr..
Varney to the printer, and never saw
the copy nor did l know the contents
of it until l saw it in print.
I'm the afternoon I called Mr.. Var
ney by telephone and 1 was answered
by a lady. / asked if the paper had
been prepared and she replied that it
had and that Mr.. Varney had taken
it to the printer. 1 do not take issue
with the facts contained in the circu-
lar. but l do seriously object to the
language in which the circular APP
peared.'
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1908-02-04
STUDENTS ELECT OFFICERS
CARL MORTON SELECTED AS
MANAGER OF WHITMAN'S
FOOTBALL SQUAD.

Carl Morton as manager, and Lloyd
Hawley as mis- assistant, were the
choice of the Associated Students at a
meeting held yesterday evening for the
purpose of selecting manager for the
football team next season. Both of the
young men are Spokane students, and
have had considerable training in the
line of managing athletic organizations.
The financial standing of Whitman's
team will rest, in large measure, upon
the shoulders of the two young men.
Robert Ringer, of Portland, grad
uate of Whitman college was, at the
same meeting of the Associated stu
dents, chosen as Whitman's represen-
tative at the Northwest Athletic con-
ference to be held here this week I'M
der the auspices of Whitman college.
Ringer. while at Whitman, was consid-
cred one of the best all-round athletes
of the college. He is now sporting edi-
tor of the Portland Telegram, but
will arrive in Walla Walla within a
few days, when he will be instructed
as to the desires and policy of Whit
man in the conference.