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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06
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And do you mean to say you pre-
fer Chollie? You told me that you al
ways feel so perfectly at home with
Algie.'
SO | do, but with Chollie | feel as if
| were at a restaurant"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06
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PATENTS.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.

Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers. 911 Pioneer Press
building, St. Paul. Mimi: o. f. Nolan,
Cloquet. Mimi. switch signal; r. f.
Flyberg. Baudette. Mimi. scissors; o.
Geertsma, Broadland, S. D.. vehicle
shaft; T. HedberS, Hendrum, Mimi.
potato digger: p. NJ. Loberg. Home.
stead, n. d.. tramway; c. c. Fingal,
N. d., mail box; A. Nyland, Duluth,
Mimi, plane.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

Most of a mans friends are his
friends because OF what they don't
know about him.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

1t is not as much of a compliment,
for a girl to be popular with the
boys" as she is liable to think it is.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06
Sordid Hub.

Hubby. | had a beautiful dream
last night. I dreamed you gave me
$50"
Did I? Loan me a quarter, old girl"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

When beauty is in distress every
man is anxious to be Johnnyon-the.
SPOT.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

WE A HIGH PRICES FOR FURS
and hides. or tan them for robes. rugs or
coats. n, w. Hide & Fur Co, Minneapolis.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

HIDES & FURS TANNED FOR ROBES
Coats or rugs. Send for price list to
TAUBERT TANNERY. Minneapolis. MINI
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

1t is possible to draw out a man and
make him interesting-but it's differ
ent with a sermon
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06
Sweet Sorrow.

II can't please my friends" sobbed
the young bride.
What's the matter. pet?"
"They insist that I can't be happy
with a fathead like you, but, oh, hus-
band, l am"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
(or children testhing, sofIen. the gums, reduces in.
6AnnAton AllAy0 vain. cures wind collie. Sc q botelA
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
The signature Of Il. ". GROVE. Used the World
over 70 Cure a Cold in One Day. 26c.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

The last drop Of water will not
come to the man who waits by a river.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

How a with a mean husband
regrets that she didn't, as a girl. show
greater appreciation of her father.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

You cannot make the week divine
by making Sunday dismal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06
A Musical Comedy Phras,

This is gay New York"
And who are these sad-faced PEG
ple?"
They are the gay New Workers.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06
FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia +. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured t%housandsof
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, tibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, b%ackache, that bear
ing-down feeling, t1atulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness, ornervous prostratlon.
Why don't you try it?
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham if there is anything
about your sickness you do not
understand. She will treat your
letterincOnfidencc andadyiSe you
free. No woman ever regretted
writing her, and because of her
vast experience she has helped
thousands. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

WHAT CAUSES HEADACHE.
From October to May, Colds are the most r.
Quent cause Of Headache. LAXATIVE BROM
QUIN1NE removes cause. Il. Grove on box q
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

After suffering for seven years,
this woman was restored to health
by Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Read her letter.
Mrs. Sallie French, of Paucaunla,
Ind. Ter, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
IL had female troubles for seven
ears was all rundown, and 20 ner-
vous 1 could not do anything. The
doctors treated me for different troubles
but did me no good. While in this con
dition l wrote to Mrs. Pinkham for adj
vice and TOOK Lydia 4. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound, and l am now strong
and WE'LL"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1908-03-06

sou uy IJruRRIbts, I3C.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05
Suicide Without Pain.

YES" admitted the man who had
HIS feet on the table, lit is true that
/ did once attempt to commit suicide.
IT was disconsolate, out Of work, out
Of health, and l brooded over my I'M
happy lot until r.
Never mind what drove you to at.
tempt the deed. All that interests us
is how you made such a failure"
81 can hardly account for it myself
even now. I fred pistol straight at
my heart"
BLANK cartridgeY"
"Toy pistol?'
Had chain armor OnW
Bullet hit rib and glanced OFF,"
NO said the man, looking scorn-
fully at the scoffers about him. THE
bullet hit the looking glass in front OF
which l was standing and broke it in
to a thousand pieces. Strand Maya
zine.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05

It is unfortunate that the en-
tire American people could not
have been present during the
past two days to hear Admirals
Converse and Capps answer the
charges against the Navy, before
the Senate Committee on Naval
affairs. Of course reports of
their. testimony may be publish
ed but it is one thing to read
testimony and ANY other to hear
it and to observe the clearcut
understanding Of the witnesses
and the force Of their own con-
victions. incidentally, too, the
observers Of these hearings
would lean how easy it is for a
magzine writr who has only a
smattering of knowledge to mix
things up and to present a really
false and inaccurate impression
of things, Any one who may
have had misgivings as to the
stanchness Of the American
Navy and the integrity of the
principals on which it is con-
structed must have had all
doubts removed by hearing the
testimony of the expert witness
es weo have appeared before the
Naval Akairs Com mittee.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05
Notes From Washington
From Our Regular Correspondent.
THE TINES.

The investigation into the
shooting ARRAY Brownsville has
finally been disposed of by the
Senate Com mittee on Military
affairs and has resulted ina com
plete substantiation of the cor
rectness of the Presidents con-
clusion and has served to prove
that senator Foraker, in insist
ing on this investigation, was not
seeking the truth bat = the
votes of negro Republicans.
Mr.. FOraker'S resolution declar
ing that none of the soldiers Of
the 25th. Infantry were guilty
of the shooting was defeated by
a vote II to 2, Foraker and Bulke-
1y of Connecticut being the only
ones who voted for it. A NOM
ent later, Mr.. Bnlkely voted for
the Du Pont resolution declaring
that the evidence showed that
the shooting was done with
Government rifles, in the hands
of negroes, and issued to the
25th Infantry. Mr.. Bulkely,
like Senator du Pont, was unwill-
ing to say that the negro sold
iers actually did the shooting, al
though convinced by the evidence
that it was done with guns is
sued to the 25th. and by negroes.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05
NOTICE
To Subscribers in Arrears.

70 Subscribers IN Arrears.
The postmaster general has issued
the following order, which went in
to effect on January 1st. 1t applies
to all newspapers which circulate
through the mails:
A reasonable time will be allowed
publishers to secure renewals OF
subscriptions, but unless .subscrip-
tons are expressly renewed after
the term for which they are paid /,
within the following periods:
Dailies. within three months;
Weekles, within one year;
they shall not be counted in the legi-
innate list of subscribers. and copies
mailed on account thereof shall not
be accepted for mailing at the
second class postage rate of one
cent pound. but may be mailed at
the transient second-class postage
rate Of one cent fer each four ounces
or fraction thereof, prepaid by
stamps affixed.
The order means that subscri-
bers to The Times who are in arrears
for one wear. or more must renew
their subscriptions in order to en-
able us to continue SEEDING their
papers through the mails.
THE TIMES.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05
Two Kinds of Girls.

There are to kinds OF girls
in this and every other com
munity. One is the kind
that appears best abroad, the
girls that are good for parties,
rides. visits, balls and cards,
and whose chief delight is In
such things. The other is
the kind that appears best at
home, the girls that are use
full and cheerful in the dining
room. a sick room, and all the
precincts of home. They
differ widely in character.
One is often a torment at
home. the other a blessing.
One is a moth, consuming
everything about her; the
other is a sunbeam, inspiring
light and gladness around
her pathway. The right edu-
cation will modify both a little
and thus unite the good quail
+ioC cf both IN ono
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05
1sSSSSSSSSSS ~
( Home Circle \
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"a: ~. va Vs~' N&'G ~Aa ~.~'~'
Icome more and more difficult,
and such seems to be the case,
who will suffer The more by
such a state Of things? 1t
must be the woman. For,
try to make her into a man.
as some may, it is impossible;
she is his equal, but she IS
not a man. The grapevine
and oak are equal, but not the
same. Whoever builds his
ship with the grapevine will
come to grief; whoever makes
wine with the acorn will have
a bitter mouth. Woman needs
the strength and courage OF
man, and he needs her cheer
fulness, her sympathy, her
consolation. IF man does
not marry her, he will use her
and trample upon her; he
does it now in Paris, and in
London, and IN New York.
She will be his mistress, it
she is not his wife. And then
when she is sick DRILL temper
ed, or stupid, he will throw
her away. If she is his wife,
the mother of his children,
the partner Of his successes.
and the consider of his fail
ures, and then only as such,
will he cherish, defend and
sustain her.
Time was when woman was
described as the helpmate of
man. Was it only a phrase,
and meaningless? Possibly;
but then, words in the Bible
mostly did mean something.
The time, too, was, and yet is
in some quarters of the world,
when a woman was help
mate, and accepted and work
ed up to her position as such.
She did not demand every
thing and do nothing. Why
is marriage easy and univer-
sal in such a country as
Japan? Life there, is simple;
two or three small rooms, a
few dishes, a mat upon whiuh
to sleep, one dress, little
rice and some fruit-theSe
suffice for all, rich and poor
1
alike, in a great city like
Yeddo, which has a civiliZa-
ton as perfect and as old as
ours. And it is not a life of
stupidity or barbarism; all
can read and write; manners
are good; books and pictures
ore plenty; theaters abound;
professions and festival days
enliven life. 1t is easy to see
therefore. why marriage is
not a fearful thing in that far
off land; and by contrast, it
is easy to understand why
few have the courage to dare
| IL here
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05

A severe cold that might develop
into pneumonia over night, con br
cured quickly by taking Foley
Poney and Tar. 1t vii cure the
most obst rackng cough and
strength your lungs. The genuine
is in ayellow package.
@. W. Frost.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05

The President is greatly pleas
ed over the warm commentator
which his policies have received
from no less an authority than
Andrew Carnegie. than whom
none is better qualified to speak
regarding legislation which af-
fects the business interest of the
country, Mr., Carnegie, writing
for one of the higher class
magazines, gives high praise TO
the federal supervision of rail
way rates, saying this legerla-
tion will soon make the equality
of the shipper and the protection
of his rights maxim on level
with the equality of the citizen
and the protection of his rights
as such. He says, moreover,
that the abolition of rebates and
governmental supervision of
rates will afford the sharehold-
ers in railways security they
have not hitherto enjoyed and
will make American railway
shares a safe and sound invest
ment. The fact that such a
revolution could be worked in
the laws Of the country with as
little excitement and demoraliz-
alton of business confidence Mr..
ICarnegie pronounces a remark
able tribute to the form of gov
eminent in all it's branches. It
seems to take a brOadminded
fnancier like Mr.. Carnegie to
see the great advantages of the
Presidents policies instead of
being misled by the slight incon-
venlence incidental to the adjust
ment of business to new cOndi-
An interesting discussion In the Brit
ish Royal Horticultural society a few
years ago as to what was the finest
fruit in the world ended by giving the
palm to a certain yellow nectarine
raised from a peach by the late Fran
els Rivers Next to this perhaps comes
a properly ripened greengage, one Of
the best varieties of the plum. The
greengage came into Europe by way
of Italy and from Italy was brought
| to France early In the sixteenth cen
| fury by the wife of Francis l., in
whose honor 1t received the name of
RENE Claude, by which it is still wide
~ known. Soon afterward it was in
troduced into England from Italy I'M
der the old italian name VerdOch and
about the same time from France.
The latter importation, however, came
with lost labels to a family Of prOmi-
nent English amateur horticulturists
of that day named Gage, from whom
the fruit received its present name
London Chronicle.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05
Too Late.

ties OF OOUn III one.
Too Late.
Too late! These are but
two simple little words, and
yet they often come like a
wall of despair, from lips
white with untold anguish,
and heart burdened with
bitterest sorrow, disappoint-
ment aud vain regret. Sure
ly they find sad echo in d.
most every heart. for no per-
son can look back through
life, be it even SO short, with
out finding many errors and
mistakes which, alas, it is
"too late' to recall. Those
hasty, unkind words, spoken
in a moment of anger to the
dearest friend you had on
earth; ah! you would give
years of your own life could
they be recalled. But you
know that cannot &c, for the
SHOWS of many winters have
already whitened the mound
in the church-yard that hides
your lost darling from your
weeping, anguished eyes.
So you must 60 on to the end
of life, bearing the romorse
and grief those words have
cost you.
every heart knoweth It's
own bitterness" SO every
heart must bear it's sorrow
and regret for acts and wosds
that is all 1.-TWO late now to
recall. And there are many
different chords in the human
heart: that thrill to the sad
echo Of the words ''tOO late.,"
Something pure and holy,
| like a dream Of heaven. at
last may have crossed the
pathway, made dark and
Swallowed by long years of
suffering and doubt, tit may
be a sweet hope full of
promise for the future, a
word, a look, or even a tone,
at which you tremble and
sigh as you murmur, "Ah, if
it had been soonerr' but alas!
it is now ''too late.'' Then
the weary head droops lower,
the tears fall faster, as you
crush back the bitterness in
your heart. trying hard to
murmur, in all sincerity and
truth, Thy will be done.''
The farmer and his family
who cultivate a desire for all
that is beautiful and comfort
able are doing much to dispel
worry and trouble. And it is
worry and trouble that kills.
Flowers, lawns, pictures,
books, magazines, easy chairs
hammocks-these all favor
longevity and make you hap
pier while you do live and
cause your children to be con-
tented with farm life-the
most independent and happy
life on earth.
About Marriage.
A. L
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05

One of our citizens who was
recently told to remember
Lots wife," replied that he
had been in trouble enough
already about other mems
wives.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05

Order HOME Telephone now
and get your name in our big new
directory.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05

w. G. MAxCY, d. M. MAxCY. q. o. SOwDER
President Vice President Cashier
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1908-03-05
About Marriage.

Now. if matl'imony is to be-
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
WAS THE PRIZE PRISONER.
Convict Proud of Fact He Was In Fol
 Twenty Years.

Convict Proud of Fact He Was In For
 Twenty Years.
 "I had been visiting the capital of a western state," said the man with the horseshoe pin, "and after a stay of four days was at the depot to take my departure. had noticed two men In prison uniform unloading furniture from wagon near by. and presently one of them came up to me and asked; "Wen, stranger been visiting our clyT
 "'Yes.'
 "'How do you like ltT
 "Its a fine town
 "'You bet! Seen all the sIghtsT "'I think so'
 "'Been through the state prlsonT "Well. no. That was one or the sights did not take In. meant to go. but didn't have tlme.'
 "I thought that might be the case, the convict remarked, and so thought I'd show myself. The prison Itself don't amount to any more than any other prison. but Pm the big thing in it.
 "'You mean
 CT mean that I'm in for thirty years for stealing drove of 200 hogs and have got twenty years yet to serve And be took a chew of tobacco, swelled out his chest and walked around, and really felt that was small potatoes beside such a great man."-Phnadelphla Press.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

Best meals in whItehOrso at RoyTi C,fe .
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

the roof she gave no heed, and the door had to be battered in.
 The girl sat or cluug on the roof of the building for an hour, her feet dangling toward the sidewalk, and slept on. while the crowd below was at loss to know how to reach her until the eXpcdicnt of housebreaking was adopted.
 Miss Petit smashed every pane of glass in the window of her room, which is on the second floor, climbed out on a traIl water pipe and worked her way along the side of the building until she reached the roof of the porch. From there she climbed the water pipe to the roof, which rises almost perpendicular ly above the ledge.
 Creeping along the gable, she got to a small brick projection which juts out of the rear Of the house. Dressed only
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

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The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

The experience of a nineteen-year-old girl walking in her sleep, clambering over a building front and over the caves narrowed the feeling of George town CD. O residents in the early hours the other morning. The entire neIghborhood was aroused by her screams. Still the girl did not wake. To the soundness of her slumber she owes her life.
 Miss Sadie Petit occupies the house at SPA ? street alone with Mss Mary Thomas, an elderly woman. Miss Thomas Is deaf, and in all the excite ment when the rescuers were seeking an entrance to the house to ascend to
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
Girl Walks on Roof Asleep.
an Hour While Crowd Watched Her In BreathIess Sus pense-ResCued With Difficulty After She Was Awakened

In her night clothing, she stood on this dizzy footing and cried at the top of her voice. Persons living in nearby houses looked out of their windows and saw the young woman apparently pre- pairing to leap. The next Instant she was sitting or clinglnG loosely on the edge, wailing pItCOusly.
 Meanwhile the crowd below in the street were almost in a frenzy. Several physicians came and passed the word to hush or the girl would surely fall. The crowd hardly dared breathe.
 Sergeant Ness took the responsibility of breaking down the door. With oth- CTS he got to the porch roof, only to find
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
SHE STOOD ON THIS DIZZY FOOTING.

he couldn't reach the girl from there as they had planned. without climbing the watcrspout, as she had done.
 While they were standing there. ball d for the moment and wondering what to do next, Miss Thomas put her head out of the window and called up commandingly to the girl, Wake up and come or that roof"
 The expected did not happen. Miss Petit awoie, with a shudder, and fell backward instead of forward.
 "Where am l and how did get here?" she Inquired.
 Sergeant Ness climbed out on shut ter which Policeman Clark held from the window. Miss Petit was told to slide down the roof to the bluecoats arms. Ness grabbed her as she came. and she was carried to a place Of safety.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
A Mormon's Wife.

A Mormons wife, coming down. stairs one morning, met the physician who was attending her husband, "ls he very illT" she asked anxiously. He ls," replied the physician. "I fear that the end Is not far off." Do you think" she asked hesItotlngly-"do you think 1t proper that should be at his bedside during his last momentsT' "Yes. But advise you to hurry. madam. The best places are already being taken"
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04

On account oi.nou arrival of prescrip- tion work I am compelled to remain longer in SkaW ay than have intended. shall therefore continue work at the same old stand until further notice.
 lO2 4t E. E. Klmball, Oph. D.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
Reliable Al1 Tho TimO

The Pack Tram Restaurant will servo wine with dinner orders, free in placa of tea or coffee. Come on boys,
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
ANOTHER WONDER OF SCIENCE.
Biology has Proved that Dnndrufr iS
 Caused by Germ.

Caused by Germ.
 Science Is donig wonders these days in medicine as well as in mechanics. Since Adam lived, the human race has been troubled with dandrufr, for which no hair preparation has heretofore proved a sue ceSsful cure until Newbro's Herpicide was put on the market. It is Q scientific prep lration that kills the germ that makes landruff or scurf by digging Into the scalp to get at the root of the hair, where ,t saps the vitality; causing itching scalp, falling hair and finally badness. With put dandrufr hair must grow iuxurIantly, 1t Is the only destroyer of dandrufr Sold by leading druggists. Send 1oc. m stamps for sample to The Herpi- tide Co.,. Detroit. Mich.
 Two slzes-6O cents and Sl.oo.
 Wm. Britt, Special agent, Skagwsy
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
Tho Mascot

Reed. by last boat 100 new records for Electric Piano. All up-to-date classical music.
The daily Alaskan., 1908-08-04
ONLY ONE PROMO ou1N1NE

That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUIN- NE. Look for the si nature of E. w. GROVE. Used the World over to Cure cold in One Day, 25c F