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far enough back from the track to leave
plenty of room for a paddock in front of
the grandst nd bleaChers. The new grand
stand will be a great Improvement on the
old one. all the seats having backs and a
portion Of them being reserved. There
will be two entrances from the rear and
exits at each end. 1t will he one Of the
best stands in New England
In trying to round up a gang of
tramps, officers PJ Brattleboro cor
rallied Charles Clark Of White River
Junction and he was arraigned on tho
charge Of vaeraucy. He convinced the
court that he was a sick man and by
ISLANDERS took compa' zion Of his bcin Z
p'nniless. a dollar in small coins was
tossed him and he was told to dig"
80" gratefully promised to do
and that quickly He had pleaded
guilty to trespass On tho central Yer
mont railway and sentence was sus-
pended pending his departure for
parts unknown.
The Vermont Domestic Missionary
society has set aside a sum of money Ia
awaken interest IN this State to the need
OF increasing the salaries OF Congrega-
lional ministers up to a minimum of sec
ana parsonage To churches receiving a
missionary grant from the society, a
percentage ranging from % to 30 per
cent. is offered according to conditions
ms is equivalent In churches receiving
the larger amount to dollar from the
society for every dollar extra raised 10y
the church. The same offer is made Ia
churches not receiving missionary grants
provided 1t is shown that the standard
of giving OF the church members is as
nigh as that required of the mission
churches.
state Commissioner H. c. Thomas o;
stowe reports deer killed in the month OF
July as follows:July ., buck killed ~
railroad train, West Pownal, buck lie
gally killed In Eden; July 49, buck
wounded In Concord. killed by warden
doe illegally killed In Warren, buck
found dead in Randolph. July 30 doe am
fawn found dead In Enosburgh: July II
doe Illegally killed in barnard, July "A
doe found dead In Westminster, deer il,r
ealW killed In Springfield, doe and avn
| illegally killed in Barnard: July IS, do,
found dead in Richford, poisoned wit.
paris green; buck killed by dogs in New
fame, buck illegally shot in South Royal.
| ton; July 81. deer found dead In Hyde
Park. deer illegally shot in Castleton
A Brattleboro man who is prominent
in politics and in other ways through
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HAPPENINGS IN VERMONT
CONTINUED from Fourth Pnge)


his former home in Roxbury. Several
fouples from this place are planning to
attend "A dance in the town hall at Rox-
bury tomorrow evening An unusually
revere electrical storm passed over North
hcld Tuesday evening. The electric light
service was discontinued until the worst
pf the storm had passed.--The w. c. r.
L. will meet with Mrs. Betsey Sheldon
this afternoon at three o'clock.-There
were IS births "a deaths and 13 mar
riaEes in Mortified for the six months
ending July Mrs. Dougal McPhree has
shipped her household goods to Massa-
chusetts. Mr.. McPhree has employment
there.
A quiet family reunion was cole
hrated sunday afternoon at the home
of Almon Morse whore wore gathered
party of IS to enjoy picnic dinner
From away were Mrs. LiNia Morse and
daughters. Mrs. Mcconnell and Two
children from washington, ~ IL ne
circulation of books from the Nln-
all Library for the month OF July was
1.1S2 volumes. or TINS humner Tvs
were class books, 211 juvenile ana So'
notion. Inc average hutnbcr OF "o"hS
pc" day was AZ -. There were also
- sent to Randolph Centcr.-Mrs. Jane
Spear of st. Paul, who has been with
relatives here a few days mas gone 10
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WAITSFIELD.

James Joslin, who has been spending
two weeks vacation with his parents
Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Joslyn, went
Friday to Boston. on his return
trip to Peoria, Ill.-The La dies'
Homs Circle will hole social
at the Congregational vestry Wednesday
afternoon. August 12-Mrs. o, NJ Eaton
and daughter and Mrs. l.. NJ Savage
and two children returned last week
from two weeks at Highgate Springs. -
Miss May Gleason, In company with the
family of her brother II. c. Gleason Of
Montpelier IS spending a week at Old
Orchard Beach, Me.-Mr. and Mrs. F..
W. Merriam of Topeka, Kans, are visit
ing his brother-in-law Judge J. r..
Hastings Frank PinCreo OF New York
City is spending a vacation Of a week
or two at a. w. BiseloW s.-Mr. and
Mrs. II. W. Relden returned Monday
from an automobile trip to Rutland.
DANNY and other points.-Ealley Lodge,
7. o. O. F.. has fxed Wednesday. August
2S. the date for it's annual field day and
picnic. There will he two games of base
ball. forenoon and afternoon, and a good
list OF other sports.
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GAYSVILLE.

Mrs f V. Hassam and cranda lighters
Fleda and Gladys Hassam of East Hard
wick, are spending a few days with
friends in town.-Nrs L. r Pinerec Of
Cherokee. Ohio. is the guest of her cous-
in, Mrs. Anna. Sawyer. Mrs. Pingree has
not seen the green hills Of Vermont be-
fore for So years.-George F. Miner Of
Brooklyn, n. Y, is spending a few DAYS
with his family at the Cobble. The Rev
James Sargent and daughter, Rosamonl
of Mortified arrived at the t-o,,,.n
Tuesday night.-The Misses Elijah bet
and Bertha Langile Of burlington have
been the guests for few days of Mrs
W. j. Mason.-Ross Schumerhorn Is III
WIFI typhoid fever Mt the home Of his
aunt. Mrs. F. G. Fletcher-Mr and Mrs.
Carl Chamberlln have returned TO their
home IN Walpole, Mass after n two
weeks visit with his parents. Mr. and
Mrs. a. w. Chamhcrlin. Mrs Pamela
Cutler, who has been passing two months
In town, returned Tuesday TO Bethel
G.lead.
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VERMONT NOTES

Agnes NJ. NLam has been appointed
postmstress at ToHsham. vice J. r. Nc
Lam resigned.
Grand Isle county 'urt will be con-
vencd for its sumWcr term at North
Hero Tuesday by ~ g, seneca Hascl-
ton of Burlington.
Mrs. Edward Gcrrr If Hubbarclton.
aged % years. is dead from swallowing
carbolic acid In mistake for medicine
The bottles were upon the same shelf
The Rev. o. f. Hardy has resigned as
pastor of the Congregational Churches
at Burke and East Burke to take effect
November 80. Mr.. Hardy has been pa stor
of the churches about four years.
| One hundred fresh air" children have
arrived in Rutland from the most thickly
settled tenement districts in New York.
Scores of spectators were at the depot
| when the waits came.
The Vermont Baptist State convention
| will he held in Ludlow September u IA
g3. The Rev. DR.. W. A. Dawson Of Bur
lngton. secretary OF the convention,
states that a very strong program is
being arranged.
| The Congregational Church in Barnet
has received legacy of 5000 from the
| Byron Somers estate and the town gets
81 800 for its cemetery, Mr., Somers died
In New Mexico. but was a former resi-
| dent Of Barnet.
| The 23rj State convention OF the
Young Peoples society OF Christian
| Endeavor will be held in Fair Haven
october IL to "A. An original prospec-
tus In the form of poster is being
sent out by Miss Grace Young. state
| superintendent.
Annie Rosen. the II years old Wcs
| Rutland girl who is charged with set
ting fire to her fathers store, has Sc
cured bail in the sum of 5000 Her mother
and uncle are her sureties. The girl.
lover, Powell Turkot held ms an &C
cesory, remains In Jail, bail OF 5000 being
lacking
Rutland's water supply is running
low. Consumers were notified the first
OF the week to use water for domes-
tic purposes only as there were but
four feet of water in the reservoir AZ
Mendon which Is fed by the mountair
streams from Killington peak.
The Lake Bomoseen Yacht club vii
hold Its regatta Thursday August 10
instead of August 20. a circus the lat
ter date led to a change of time. A
parade at 1000 n. m. and races at 2:0'
p. m. are announced beside social feat
ures In the evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Judkins of High
| gate recently passed their siXtv-04css-
wedding anniversary. Mr.. and Mrs Jud
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M1DDLESEX.

Miages Lucy and Helen swift went to
Burlington Thursday TO visit their sister
Carrie and other relatives.-Miss Ruth
Riford Of Lakeport n. r.. came Friday v
to visit in the Swift home for few
weeks Miss Hazel ilil went Monday to
Clinton Mass, to visit relatives.-Mr.
and Mrs. C.. NJ Dana of Waitsheld we're
guests Of l.. O. Wilder Tuesday.-A
tenement house and barn on the Edward
Woodbury. farm were burned to tho
ground Monday. supposed by children. -
Guests at L. q. Wilders are Misses
Emily and Sophia Thatcher of Wellesley
Hills Mass. and Miss Ida Tuthill Of
Brooklyn, n. Y.
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MONTPELIER.

.u..ao, ...,, .,1z.. ,r,.., A., A., =
voc '''" "'iN"n u! INV
oi'i''a.o vi inv h"''e =" Nio''ti'"'ief irac-
."'. .""i''"S WI" p"i ne
!" Nih h''l'' VI i'''' '.'e''" 10 p"''" '"e
VAN ior ''ie po"e' "o"se ,i'e company
Is I" .ie'' AZ 'N'"''e' H'''tS' ABOUT
''nie hoNe ''e car pa'n III hdst Mont
0e'er' ne '''i'iac' oa'is LOT 'he COM
piet'on vi 'Iie 'HA''i ''ose'hoNr l next IL
VIII ne !" IetI h'sh' 40 ieet long with
Ilo-loo' Sp'h"a''
Sult mas peen Drought by 'he CITY OF
Montpelier aga'hf' the town OF "orces-
Ter 10 recover ABOUT soo TOT the support
OF MIS- Hf'''la frd''' pauper' Mrs
Fratt hah not hVeo win her husband
for some time ana Hha'iE secured a d1-
Vorce from him' nut ACCORDING 10 an act
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EAST MONTPELIER.

The Grange held a picnic at Gurus
pond in Calais Saturday.-Mrs. II. w
Vincent is entertaining guests from
Rrattleboro and Boston.-Mrs. ;. A
Ornsbee is camping at Berlin pond
Mrs. T s. Cummings is caring for Mrs
L. Cummings who Is very Ill and not
expected to live long.-The Rev NJ. WI
son Of Massachusetts has been engage
20 preach at the east village.-Mrs. Mar
yaret Sanderson of Poultney is spending
I, few weeks with her parents. Mrs
johnson from Massachusetts is spending
few weeks with her daughter. Mrs
Morse MIR and Mrs. George Mcknieh
md Mr. and Mrs. Willie Foster go tc
Greensboro pond camping and Mr.. ant
Mrs Fitch 70 Long pond.
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WINDHAM COUNTY.
WESTMINSTER.

Parties from Maine have purchased
the Cox propcrty.-IIerbert Morse and
family of Baltimore who have been
camping at Lake Sunapec spent sun
day with +. \. Mctcalf and family
walter :. Miner Of La Gloria, Cuba is
spending the summer in willis
V. Farr ana family of Burlington are
spending few days with his sisters
AZ the old homestead.--The hay crop
in this section was light this wear.
corn is looking fine and the tobacco
and onion crops are looking well. but
moro rain is needed for all vegetation
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WARREN.

Charles Bragg Of Barre and Harold
Wallace of Waitsfield are visiting atG. A.
r. Bragg's.--Hiram Stevens is very ILL.,
Mrs. Herbert Brown and son. Curtis,
of Montpelie are making few weeks
visit at Judson Richardson's .--Mrs
Lena Narney and daughter, Mabel. are
visiting at Lincoln.--W. f.. Dana was ir
Lincoln Thursday Misses Greta and
Norma Perkins of Waterbury are at o
NJ. Jones's for few weeks--Thc Ladies
Aid was pleasantly entertained Wednes
day afternoon at the home of Mrs
Anasa Fulcr--Oscar Neff of Wndso,
is at Henry Enrich's.
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WINDSOR COUNTY
SOUTH ROYA.TON

George Mayo left Friday for Herkirne-.
\. N.-MisS Ida Rand of Randolph was
in town Saturday.-Mr. and Mrs Don
Blake are visiting in ST. Albans-Teach-
ers' examinations will he held at Soutl,
RcNalton graded school building Aug
ust : ana s. Pupils wishing to enter nor.
NAL schools may take entrance exani-
nations at the same time F. Stet-
son Of Springfield was in town Tuesday
Mrs Guy w. Nye is confined to The
house by Illness.
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FAYsTON.

A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs f, +.
Smith. July 3o.-Mrs. Enos Hill OF
Swanton. will spend the summer with
her son. F. G.. Hill.-Mr. and Mrs A
X. Hill and Mr. and Mrs. n. A. Brooks
Of Morr,sville are guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
p G. Hill-John EaEan of MiddieseX
Is visiting his sister. Mrs Frank SeaNor'
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SOUTH WOODBURY..

Mr. and Mrs. Wallace Clark have re-
turned from Groton. where they visited
their sOn.-Frank Phelps and family are
stopping at the Wolcott Cottage.-Mrs.
O. A. Wilbur is again i'll and confined
10 her bed Leila Hall has returned to
Iosca wen, y. H-The family of p. j.
Leddon of Montpelier are occupying
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ROCHESTER,

MI. and Mrs. Frank Thompson and
daughter from Kansas are visiting ri
n. NJ. WinG's.-T p. Austin spent last
week in Observation-Disclosures Beckwith. a
former resident is visiting in town.
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Woodward, j. b. Ayers and L. ?,
Warren.-Mr. and Mrs. Robert Wiley Of
Watervile were in town last week at
tending to the settlement of the late
NJ C. Willcys estate
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-03
THE STUDENT. s..,,,s ,,,,,, !

Speak not weeth dagoman dat sweep da
street.
He ees too dumb. signor
All sense he got ees cen hees hans an
feet;
JUS dat an notheeng more.
You laugh for hear heem talk an max
meestalS:
But. com, eef you would see
How smart SOM dago ees sect down an
max
SOM leetla talk weeth me.
Com. let us talk OF visa theengs We
know.
so. now I weell baygeen:
Ees eet not strange. my frand. how aard-
An keep from gattin' theen?
Eet mus be tough for eatin' ants an
sooch
SO like desc aard-varks do.
You bat my life. L would no like eet
mooch.
No more. s'pose, would you
Wat? "Aard-varkg' Sure? Eh. wat
ees dat you say?
som'theenG YOU nevva heordr
Oh. yes. ''a-a-r-d-v-a-r-k."
OATS how ees spai da word.
Eet ees cen book. da wisa book I read,
Dat tai all theengs you want.
Ees cali ''da 'Mericana Cyclopaed."
buy me wan las mont.
An lasta week j learn da firsta page;
Mex week learna two.
You bat my life. wen 1 am good ole age
gon know more dan you.
l am surprise how mooch you don'ta
know.
You are not smart. signor.
All. wal. goodbyl Com back cen week
or so.
learn you som-theeng more. 49,
It. A. DAILY in Catholic Standard and
Times.
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heap better. 1rs-luling me 10 sleep"

heap better. It's lulling me TO sleep"
And TO sleep he went. Mrs, Bowser
looked out occasionally TO see that all
was well, and there was no alarm till
midnight. Then, after an interval of
half an hour she peered forth and ut
tered an exclamation. Three tramps
had come through the alley gate and
folded up the. tent and Mr.. Bowser
with it and We're passing out again.
She called and called, but they paid no
heed. They were not interested in
Professor Baumgarten's electric cur
rents OF earth. NJ. QUAD.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-03

advocating radical reforms cited the
following dialogue between two moth
ers as in point.
Said the first IL hear your son has
been winning high honors at college"
YES" answered the second, "he has
indeed. He has been quarterback, a
halfback, a fullback, and now Here
she paused.
"Well," asked the first, what is he
nowT
Now" concluded the other. che is a
hunchback. ."-Woman's Home Compan-
lon.
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stream aud finally predicted that his
sleeping in the tent might be the means
OF informing the world the exact cause
or earthquakes, volcanoes and cyclones.
He finally hunted up pencil and paper
and took his way to the yard. As was
afterward ascertained, he made notes.
and the notes read as follows:
Il have retired 10 the tent. Over
forty cats about. 1t may be the cleo
trlc current of the earth that gives cats
nine lives.
Il have stretched myself on the
grass. ] seem to feel vibration OF the
earth. May be truck going past on
the street or may he Professor Baum
garten's electric current.
"There is a quiet cracking OF the
grass. Electricity must be at work.
"Thls is restful. l am feeling a holy
calm steal over me.
THE above mentioned holy calm was
interrupted by cat entering the tent,
but soon walked her out again.
This is heap better than going to
the woods. No danger OF bears or
snakes, and you get the electric cur
rent besides.
II think I feel the current passing
from the north to the south pole, but
may be mistaken.
II was mistaken. 1t was only a
chicken bone under my back. Perhaps
the current is late in getting started to-
night.
Several other cats invaded the tent
to be dubbed out.
Just saw Mrs. Bowser at a back
window looking out She needn't con-
Germ herself about me- Never was
there a more peaceful situation than
this. 1t combines all the advantages
OF the seashOre with all the comforts
OF home.
81 am certain that the electric cur
rent has now got started. For the bene-
fit Of the public Iwill say that the hour
is exactly 10 o'clock. The direction is
from north TO south, sustaining the
professors theory. i can feel II erin.
kling my hair and doing my hatulency
world OF good. n.
Il seem 10 hear about 200 cats on the
fence. l must write the professor and
ask IL cats and ground currents 20
together.
II seem to hear footsteps and whis-
pers ln the alley. That may be caused
by the current meeting an obstruction
In It's passage.
Felt the Current.
mo mistake about the current. 1
feel soothing creeping over me, and
my liver Is placid for the first time in
years. 1t would be wonderful thing
IL was completely cured. II would
give the professor testimonial over
my own name. -
Yrhe current is twItching around
somewhat. Has probably bit against
the STANDARD Oh company and neither
OF tbem VIII give way. III i.st.
Steady again and all o. X. Heart
burn gope; dyspepsia cones asthma a
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Quite CiSoly.

81 didn't see yoa at our euchre the
other night" said the bachelor.
NO." replied the young Benedict.
"As far as euchre goes with me now,
! consider home the right bower"
That's all right while hearts are
trump, but l suppose IL clubs should
turn up Il would be the left bower "
Philadelphia Press.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-03
To the Limit.

Women had decided to wear even
larger hats.
Not imIractieabls at ALL" they ex-
plained. 'srhe center doors OF the new
cars are twice as wide us Ia the old
ones"
Men wondered. but were helpless
Philadelphia, Ledger.
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A New Experience.

II wonder what Df.llyuns, who had
so much money while his wife had
so little, is contesting her bequests
forl'
II heard him say he didn't care a
picayme for the money, but lie want.
ed for once IN his life to feel what IL
was IKE to dispute her wIll."-Baltl-
more American.
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Mystery.

81 wonder why It is?" said the man
who seemed 10 be thinking aloud.
why what is?" queried the friend
who had overheard.
That people who are 50 different
from us seem TO be satisfied with
themselves" concluded the noisy
thinker.-Pittsburg Post.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-03
Notinq an Exeeption.

Mayame hate these affectlonate
girls.
LucRe-Why. always thought you
were one OF them?
May NEWELL. anyway, don't want
Jane Jones to kiss me after she's been
eating onions.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-03
A Similarity.

what do you think of the Darwin
ian theory" asked the girl who is Inn
proving her mind.
"The Darwinian theory" answered
Miss Cayenne. sis very much like good
advice. 1t seems all right enough for
people In whom you're not Interested,
but doesn't help much for personal
use. e."-Washington Star.
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Just Liz Medicine.

WHAT remarkable dlstate for can
dy your children have, Mrs. skeemer."
"Yes didn't think much of it was
good Cor them, so regularly every day
l used to call, Come in now, children,
and get our candy After a week they
wouldn't touch it."-Kansas City Times.
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Sentiment and BUSINESS.

"Aml what did papa sayT
HE was very pleasant about 1t. He
even urged me 10 have the wedding
take place as soon as possible"
That's strange. Did he give any
reason"
Yes. He said he thought weddings
would cost more next year"-Cleve-
land Phin Dealer.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-03

BACK YARD AND SET 1T UP.
sunrise and that the said current was
beneficial TO many human complaints
when rightly taken"
But you have no human complaints"
"Thats all you know about il. Be
cause I'm not complaining every few
minutes you think nothing ais me.
had little time this afternoon, and
wrote down, few of my ailments in
this form. There they are"
And he handed her paper with the
Following record nicely drawn up and
nypewritten:
rheumatism.
Asthma. Lumbago. heartburn.
Dyspepsia. Liver comp. Catarrh.
Flatulency. ~
"Its all nonsensew exclaimed Mrs.
Bowser after reading the list. "If
fhere's a healthier man in this town
than you are, I'd like to know his
name"
Had a Sinking Spell.
~Healthy! Why, l had a sinking
ppell not four hours agoy he shouted.
"Yes, you probably sunk down in a
chair, Why, man, you eat enough at
every meal to do for two common men.
That boiled ham we had last night
'Neyer mind the boiled ham. It's no
hnse TO tell you that may not live
three months The doctor says it's the
worst complication of ailments he ever
saw, 1t is only after have passed in
my checks that you'll awake to the
fact that was an uncomplaining suf-
ferer for years"
''But what about the tent? Are you
going to swallow that TO cure yourself
or some OF the ailmentsp
mrs. Bowser, Wen treat this as a
serious matter, a very serious matter,
or We'll shut up about 1t. 1t Is no time
for sarcasm when a mans life Is hang
Ang in the balance"
"Well, tnen?"
Il shall put up the tent in the back
yard and sleep In II In order to get the
ground current. ! have every faith in
the experiment. / believe that after
the first three nights / shall be feeling
much better. wish you wouldn't irri-
tate me this evening. l have been
thinking OF cotfins and tombstones all
day, and j have fear that have be-
gun this experiment too late"
why, my dear husband, IL you feel
that way, / haven't another word TO
say In opposition. Go right ahead and
put up your tent and occupy It. /
don't know anything about the cleo
trlc ground current, but If 1t will help
even one OF your ailments / shall be
thankful. YOu1l need a mattress, OF
courseT'
mo; shall sleep on the bare ground.
] want the full effect OF the current"
After dinner, which was one of the
heartiest he had eaten in a month, Mr..
Bowser carried the tent to the back
yard and set II up. When the cook saw
what was going on she went TO Mrs.
lBowser and said:
Mum, could you get another girl
and let me go this evening"
But why, Bridget?'
Because | want TO be found alive I'm
'fhe morning and / see that Mr. Bow
yer is fixing to explode us all. It's
the water pipes, and the gas pipes. and
the hot water, and the cold water, and
dynamite. and gunpowder. and the fur
mace, and I've got so scared that I'm
finding gray hairs in my head
lfa Made Notes Of Experiment.
Bridget was quieted with a guarsn-
tee OF safety, aud Mr., Bowser came Ia
for an hour before retiring TO get the
electric current. During this time he
had great deal TO say about the north
pole and the south pole and the gulf
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-03
Up TO psts ExpIsnstlon.

electrical failures have AN advan.
tage over all kinds"
''In what way?
They can always furnish current
excuse. Baltimore American.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-10-03

During q conference IN reference to
a change In football rules so as to
make the game somewhat less hazard
Gus to life and limb Harold Balm In