New-York tribune., 1908-04-05
Shorty Does a Par1or Stunt
By Sc w ELL 70 R D
Drawings BY F. Naux Wilson


rosebud mouth and the al5.na ha.-." saysI What
Kind OF a collection have you go UP there anyway.
Ptnckney,
So handy at decoraclc and -h;nk.- ur stunts
About as harmless white rabbit. Guss,e Is. -o
asks how was he been In-erte-tr-'. And what H.
YOU think, Marjorie and Reginald while beu
polite 10 each other YOU please NJ sooner nrds
themselves COrraed under the same roof. than they
pairs off with these Two freaks Marjorie uretencIr
To be awful Chummv with the widow. and Reggie
strkln up sudden liking for Augustus. tollowir'
hum around like a maSriu guar1io d Pc spaniel b-
course 1t S just blu-t, PlncHueE says. Ip~ blg.
husky chap like Reginald can Iet any real Joy out
Of the society of such uolycoddlr as Gt---e and
the Widow Bill amt Marjorie style a. all
But II prevents Sadie and Ms Purtg-Pri. from
working their httIe scheme don't YOU -ee- SAYS
Pinckney And The whole 7i-ua-l,-- Is perfectly
killing to watch
Maybe says l. 5u, I a.-.- afraid a..ss.r any
Wait until you see. says P.ac1a~s-
A Nd say. it was kind ii ea-er.atr.r s,.a.r' The
inside details them two couple ieIIl- each
other. Reggie cJwin CIus7e of ocr way. and Mario
Tie eadn he Widow Bill of the o-her while every
one else was IN cahoots % ge- EN- together and give
EN- 4 chance 20 make up.
Looks like your htcle re-,rt'. r-e gram was hung
on the hook. en- Sadie. SAYS
There, Shorty. don rub J., III says she AMI
IS too silly Of them. acting tins way. Really thrv
think the world o1 each other. lut NadLr Is 1u-t
pig headed enough to keep II up. and maybe run or
back 10 town II She does Reggie Is going take T.
mighty hard Cant you think Il some way % break
up that absurd combination.
What with my cabbage head. says
Modesty. my boy. moies-E says P,ngAoe..
drilrtu TYP just then We Ill know. Shorty. thar
when It comes y using social -res~e 2 -t" -'.r
.Ah. stow it in The TN. says l. Iaa can't pm
any Josh medals on me
Bu. when Pine <uev le-- - -t,-.-.- .r .ae -.l-
he's ,houah- UP al bs himself a- works ..e--.,,-
hc goes around Tn-~rr-t- -'--le le-..t.. That n
al iI-.' nov SINCE
me out rs Mr. Fizt, The broken . Specialist called
III for this one '.c-@l ~
Nice reputation t0 ge, among .-t. .....-. SIS r
Sure there was lots J haven ---..a. .t. .-f ain
ans panorama ] m 1rs.- Guess eEe- K i must
twice catches h',- I'M n. As. t.- r- -N
l. d been spotted r...ae--- -..-r.- -.--
Thav.a placed h.m arl Na~ l-e -es. each .-arr sr
The table, .-t E. does II. hrs "tr Mrs
Ia She can = -.r t.e- le- ~-a- 81 ri .-~ Strap rs
pert .rrl--.e -..yr -'rt -He.'a -'t-.'- .-.E II
MOT -ha. i had -l. worried .-- I.- .r.a -a.l.a'
~ ~t.i.e-Ir I yer -.t-- a-a- .-t thinks
-,.r. This. n .,-. rs-.- ,-. ms .4.-.. II ,.-ir4
And has ?. r' re p y r. -..t- ..." 2. p
.aa. .-.-.-s4et r...- has DANG. .-' -eNf
o..Hu t.~ Iiu.au.-. -,,a- a.-.-- .--'.-
ur L uli cigarette aal / dom .are ar better
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Il .aurl leet.r like 4 WAS pea" -..A -.--ls7.
and once tre 4 .e-".-- 'ar... 1i--
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Oh a-s" SAYS be- Rar.n- good laa. -ar-e
little affairs aa- i ..Hr sr.e a.E =-,. ana II
.l.. .t. bunch f. n ~-r." .4, What