Amador ledger., 1908-04-17
ITEMS WORTHY
OF PERUSAI.

1OfLunHJe man IS one VINO reaches
40 without having had a lawsuit.
The interest you take in another
mans business is never profitable,
Asman never got off a joke so stale
that he couldn't laugh at it himself.
No man is so good ne doesn't have
number of love affairs in his mind.
IL may improve mans digestion
to laugh while eating, but how he
looks
In those we like, the blush is5a sign
of innocence; in those we dislike, it
is7a sign OF guilt.
liza man scan't help being liar,
and would be. forgiven, let his lies be
mplimentary ones.
a person with naturally mean dis.
position has great many opportuni-
ties ofsshowing it off.
For every quarrel a man and wife
have before others, they have hun
dred when they are alone.
They say there are all kinds of men
in the world. Did you ever know of
a kind that did not talk enough
Fool with whisky and it is as sure to
make trouble for you as an itching
sensation is to make you scratch.
AS long asipalmists continue,to make
living, American people should not
boast how smart they are.
A fool woman can manage man of
sense, but no man of sense ever sue
ceeded in managing fool woman.
A banker says that mortgage will
do more to induce a man to pay a
note promptly than friendship or
| honor.
1t always looks funny to see very
unimportant man engaged in what
looks to be most important CONVEX
sation.
If man quits smoking for month
and then begins again, does it prove
that he could quit, or that be
couldn't?
When a man becomes so good that
he is patient with woman, all the
credit he gets is, people say he Is
afraid of her.
"There are two kinds of jokes that
are always funny" said woman to-
day; "those told by the man you
work for, and those told by the man
you love-
The unhappier mans marriage Is,
the more he warns other men against
marriage; the unhappier woman's
marriage, the more of a matchmaker
she becomes.
When a man dies, the people say {:
"What will become of his poor wife?"
| But we have noticed that the woman
always gets along, and take good care
of the children.
TO man looking back toward his
boyhood days, it seems he had a
wonderfully good time, but ask any
boy, and he will tell you it isn't
as much fun as you imagine.
AN old student of human nature
says that the man who carries a knife
is more dangerous than the man who
! carries a pistol. There is said to be
more of the wolf in the man who
carries knife.
! When people 60 to sit up with a
corpse, they spend the first half hour
in talking of the virtues of the dead
man; the rest of the night they
spend in talking of worldly subjects
of evIey kind.
In olden times there was one day
in Lent called IN offering day" On
that day, all sorts of celebrations
we're given in honor of the mother of
a family. 1t was a pretty custom,
and it is a pity it has heen abolished.
Broken hearts and deaths from dis
appointments are no longer in style.
If girl is disappointed, she does not
sit in dark room and pine. or write
poetry, or sing ballads with weeping
willows in them; she goes to work
and forgets her trou bles.
Girls nowadays seem to think that
a husband is more or less of a nui-
sance, and something that they intend
to dispense with. The young men
seem to think that a wife is an I'M
necessary trouble and expense. What
in the world is the world coming to,
anyway?
How wise married women look when
they hear young girls talk about how
they Will manage their husbands.
You will find tho same kind of look
on the face of SCARED old veteran
when he hears boy at a military