St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1908-01-31

may 70 dar to see your brudder-in-law
Or you may go dar wild broken head.
"Waydown Bebee tells me dat few
nights ago he dreamed dat he was q
load of hay and was bein' drawn to
market to be sold. lie wanted to APP
peal to de farmer drivin' not to part
him from his old associashuns, but be-
fo' he could do so he woke up. He lay
dar on his back wonderin' what sich a
dream signerfied when his wife got up
and would have gone through his pock-
fur seein' dat his eyes was open.
at am only ten nights since Samuel
Shin dreamed dat he was an airth-
quake. lie was travelIn' around shak-
In down buildin's and scarin' Jlks to
death when his landlord pounded on de
doah and warned him to hustle up dat
back rent or vacate. II was only
about two minits between de dreamin'
and de poundin'. IL was only ten
hours after de poundln' dat Samuel
was sot out on de sidewalk.
ITO dream dat you am one horned
COW looks on de face Of II to be bad
thing. but II am Jest de contrary. II
you eber dream dat dream you am
shore to find wallet wild as much as
SO In IL, and dar won't be soul
around when you pick It up.
II knowed n man who went to bed
arter family prayers and dreamed dat
he was n smoked ham hangin' out In
front OF n butcher shop and dat tall.
slim cull'd man was lookln' at him
wild eyes OF love and afrecshun. lie
tried TO call out to de butcher TO take
notice or he would lose his ham. and
IN doin' so he woke himself up. He
couldn't say whnt sich n dream sIgner-
fed. but he soon found out. Ills
trucks was follered from n wood pile.
and he got sixty days on de island.
II once dreamed dat WIS a wind.
mill and goIn' round and round. and
when woke up and told de old wom'
an she begun to weep. She said II
meant sudden death widin a week. but
she got left. had an old mcwl worth
about $40. A preacher. who didn't
know nufiin bout nevis. come along
and offered me $40. Dream dat dream
Jest ns often M you kin.
"If you zee do moon ober red hoss
barn take care. Dat means blood and
plenty Of II.
To Hear Q Crow Gavin.
"If you hear a crow Gavin at mid.
night git right up and light de candle
and look under de bed and see II your
Ave dnwgs am all derc. DE sign means
loss Of property.
"ff de fust pusson you see on gettin
up In dc mawnin' am n cross eyed
milkman 20 back into dc house and
put butter on your butes. Dars trou.
ble comm. and you want TO slip out Of
II II you kin.
"If you am passin' house and n
black hen runs out and begins 20 crow
at you bless her heart OATS n sign
dat legacy am comm TO you and dat
widin a year you'll pass dat same
house ridin' In your kerridge.
"ff you nm . young man ana am
gwinc along de road 20 see your gal
dc same time. turn right around and
40 home. Dat gnl am deccivin' you.
She has tooken your gumdrops and
dubbed anodder at dc same time.
'If de sun sets ncry red and you sec
Il obcr your left shoulder and at dc
same moment widder woman ieanin'
on a crutch passes you by be on your
guard fur do next few days. II may
signify dat do butcher am on your
trnil wild an old bill or dat cyclone
am gettin' ready 90 break loose.
III you am walkin' IN dc alley at
night 10 git de fresh air and ruminate
fur awhile and you suddenly think
you smell chicken potpie. git right out
Of dat ON de gallop. It's sign dat at
least two white men am watchin' dat
coop.
ITO have bull take arter you when
you are maxim short cut across a
tleld Is n sign dat things have dawdled
along until dey have finally reached
climax and can't he put on any long
er II you reach de fence ahead OF de
bull Il am u sign OF industry ON your
part and mighty pore plannin' ON his.
II you fail 10. den no furder sign Will
be OF interest TO you In dis world"
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