Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1908-07-24


lot Of them are by having tho,' "A
taken away from them."- Oncy
STAR. 'SningIoA
she-He tells me all his secro.-
Wen. you don't object to that ne
you? She-Oh, don't know " 49,, 10
I'd rather find them outI-1o ",nk
Opinion. onuOn
The Maid-Do you believe ~.
lucky to get married on Fridavg r NJ
Abominable Certainly W.. ue
should Friday be an exceptionally nny
and White. n'ack
Tom-And when you proposed Oh.
gave you a sweet answer? DIcr S sae
did, indeed. Tom-Ah, she said av, que
Dick-No, she said Fudge. o-cb,oa
Daily News. 'sO
Molly-When you spoke 70 so...
did you tell him you had $500 in ~,
bank? George-Yes. Molly-And wha.
did he say? George-He borrowoa :.
-Sketchy Bits. -
The Judge-Was your cbaueou
guilty in this accident? The prisonos
No, your honor, the victim was w..
over in entire compliance with the ~
dinance.-Green Bag.
Il can not live but a weel, lorn..
wizout you'll" Really, duke? Now how,
can you fix on a specific length q,
timer "Ze landlord fix on it miss.
not I."-Louisville Courier-Journal
Pardon me-" the photographer said
but I think your smile is unnecessarI'
ly broad. 1t will show all your teetbp
Those teeth cost me $780," growlaa
the sitter. II want 'em to show
Chicago Tribune.
You Americans don't appreciate
art" said the man from abroad. "Wa
don't, eh?' rejoined the earnest na-
triot. "Why, we pay some opera sing
ers more than we do baseball playersp
Washington Star.
Mrs. Baker-My husband costs me a
good deal of money. Mrs. Barker
Yes, and he isn't very good to you
either. Mrs. Baker, know II. but
got a dandy lot of wedding presents
with him.-New York Times.
WELL" said Kwoter, you know.
faint heart ne'er won fair lady,"
Nonsense !" replied Miss Bright; "it
the lady's heart isn't faint and she's
willing to help him little he can win
every time. "-Philadelphia Press.
Biggs-Do you believe that the uss
Of tobacco lmpairs the memory? Digs
Not necessarily. l haven't been able
to forget that cigar you gave me two
weeks ago-but perhaps there was no
tobacco In it.-Chicago Daily News
Phyllis-What an awkward waltze.
Charley Litewate is. Wonder he
take few lessons. Maud
Why, he has. He told me that he took
regular correspondence course
n dancing last winter.-Sunday Maya
sine.
Jingle Ito short, stout party)-Just
lad such a good time with that lady
'ver there. Awfully flirty. don't you
NOV. But now she won't even look
It me. Short Party Dust arrived)-
low funnyl She's my wife.-The
ratler.
Tommy-Pop, what is the difference
etween a dialogue and a monologuea
'ommy's Pop-When two women talk
ny son, it's dialogue, when a woman
aries on conversation with her hus-
and, it's a philadelphia
,ecord.
Il haven't heard of you going out to
to dinner lately" ''No; he
avs 1 can't do that any more" "Why,
thought you were his closest friend
WHAT'S the matter? HE tells me
heir cook doesn't like me."-Philadel-
hia Press.
well, SIR" said the old gentleman
ldignantly, what are you doing round
ere again? l thought that delicate
Int / gave you with my boot just as
ou left the front door last night would
I've you to understand that | don't
Ike you-won't have yOu-coming
ere" "It did," said the young man
no was after" the daughter, as
ok of mingled pain and admiration
lme over his face; "but I thought
ould come and ask you" ASK
e what?" "If you wouldn't like 10
in our football club. STRAY Stories
The Jedge-Is yo' name Immanuei
axter? Emmanuel - Yassah. Inc
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