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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04
DEATHS AND FUNERALS
Mrs. Laura Harper.

The remains of Mrs. Laura Harper,
aged Il, who succumbed to short i'll
ness on New Years day, were Inferred
yesterday morning at 10 O'Clock at Elm
wood cemetery. Funeral services were
held at st. Andrews Episcopal church.
The following were the pallbearers: A.
III. Andrews, w. B. Dicks, Haskin Will
iams Robert williams, Hugh Latimer,
and Thomas S. Forbes.
Mrs. Harper is survived by a daughter,
Mrs. II. f. Kerber, with whom she
lived at 1901 Twelfth avenue, south The
Harper family is from Maryland. in which
state its members were very popular and
prominent Mrs Harper's late husband
was gallant Confederate officer.
The deceased was a most lovabe char
acter, and her death came as blow to
many warm friends.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04
SEABOARD
The On Time Line.

Effective Sunday, January 5,
the following changes in sched-
ule take effect: The morning
train will leave Birmingham at
6:45 a. m, arriving Atlanta
1926 p. M, through and Dining
Car for Eastern points. The
afternoon train leaves Birming-
ham 4:15 p. M, arrives Atlanta
9:46 p. m, with parlor car and
broiler for Atlanta proper. The
Smooth Way.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04
Camp Hardee Monthly Meeting.

The regular monthly meeting of Camp
Hardee United Confederate Veterans,
will be held in the rooms of the Com
mercal clubs this afternoon at o'clock.
The meeting will be devoted entirely
to the discussion of arrangements for the
United Confederate veteran reunion to
be held in Birmingham next summer, and
a full attendance is expected All Sons
and Daughters have been especially re-
uuested to be present.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04
JUDGE HUNDLEY
TO CONVENE COURT

Judge Hundley will convene court this
afternoon at o'clock, instructions hav-
ing been received from him to have the
court room in readiness. Just what mat
tiers will be taken up by Judge Hundley
are not known. This session is not on the
programme as laid out by Judge Humid
ley announcement having been made that
he would convene court here Monday,
holding for one day only, and that he
would return in two weeks and hold
court continuously until April.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04
JAS. H. FINDER

Leads the way in making fine eye
glasses. The finder Tories and tn
Kryptok Invisible Bifocal are wonder
full inventions and are a distinct al
vance in the art of eye-glass making.
Jas. H. finder, Scientific Optician, sos
N. Nineteenth street. Bell phone SOS.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04
Will Meet on Original Date.

The convention of presidential postmas-
ters will be held on the date originally set
for the holding of 1t, January IA instead
of January 10. aslannounced day or two
ago. The convention was to have been
held in Montgomery, but was changed to
Birmingham about a week ago. Prac-
tically every presidential postmaster in
the state will be in attendance on the
convention, which will be for the pur-
pose of forming a state Organization.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04
THE WEATHER.

Washington, January 9-Forecast for
Alabama and Mississippi: Increasing
cloudiness Saturday; rain Saturday night
and Sunday fresh southeast winds.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04
MARRIAGE Licenses Issued.

Marriage licenses were issued from the
office of the probate court yesterday as
follows:
U. M. Sellars of Admission to Miss Flor
ence Mitchell.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure
any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or
Protruding Piles in to IA days or
money refunded. SOC.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04
viii Organize Sunday School.

Under the auspices of the Baptist
Church Building society a Sunday school
will be organized at Graymont tomorroy
morning. A meeting will be held in the
Graymont high school building at 10
O'Clock for the purpose of the organiza-
ton. There will be preaching at II a. m.
and o'clock p. m.
The first meeting of the Pilgrim Bible
school will be held tomorrow morning
at 9:45 o'clock in the Congregational
chapel on North Nineteenth street The
officers and teachers will be scheduled
at this inaugural meeting. The pastor,
the Rev. George Eaves, will conduct the
exercises and will also give a brief talk
on How to Study the Fourth Gospel"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-04
GOOD CHEER SMOKER GTVE.S
GREA TER CITY BIG BOOST
REMEMBER! REMEMBER!


munty viii take its ghul place as the most marvellous city in
bend his shoulder the wheel
no tear
in
he Monday
in
a OF
in be
a
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be a w M
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e. T. Shaw = Son. undertakings

Green Undertaking Co.,
Wallace c. Johns. Manager.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

a bride-to-be should provide herself
with ~ least six hats. and four Of
them should be large. The a worn
with the directoire going-away own
should be somewhat on the poke or
der and provided with strings which
mas be tied ar one side or merely
looped. according 10 whichever ar
rangcmeut IS most becoming There
should be one dark velvet plume
trimmed large shape and another OF
net or lace equally elaborate. as well
as two closely-htting shapes Of sim
plest design aud a tailored CONNECTION
such. as the Newport, which viii an
swer for rough weather, as well as FOR
motoring.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

in r574 when IG years old. he was
admitted. His studies were inter
rupied by The war OF the revolution.
and 10 lie juuior year he shouldered
his uushet and Joined IN the c8mpaiEn
which wound up ia the defeat Of Bur
royue
On his return from college On ITS
with a Yale shcepskin his father pre-
scented ham With four dollars and tod
him Jrat 10 the futGro be mus; rely
on his own ,Xsriluus. Webster Dur
sued hic ideal OF q legal education. al
though compelled 10 read law as an
accompaniment On hts school teaching
in Goshen ~ y. with the country
impoverished by the long war. web
s,er found the schools without text
bCots lie composed n spelling book.
q grammar and a reading book the
first 90 The kind published in the coun.
try. no volume has had SO wide a
vosue ass the spelling book For years
uorc than a million copies were sold
annually. toward The close OF his life
From the receipts of the book he was
enabled immediately go pursue his la.
haIs CA his dictionary.
lie began the practice Of law IN
1889. ig Hartford. but 90 1898 removed
60 New York t1 found a newspaper in
support OF President W-ashington's
uolIry. The Daily Minerva was bis
first venture and then came a semi
weekly. thr Herald Ia l7sS Webster
removed tc Jti7 city aad continued
10 write for DIS newspapers. which
were continued under another editor.
bu, he soon disposed 90 thcm aud de-
voted himself 10 jha work on which
his fame was 90 rest. the preparation
OF "a new dictionary 90 the EnEllsh LAM
guagc
For years be had contemplated this
work, and ia 1897 began IT, For 20
years he tollcd Finding his finances
unequal 20 Twins in New Haven. he
removed TO Amherst. Mass. lea 1878
whore he was Instrumental IN o~rganiE-
Ing Amherst college.
The FIRST edition OF the dictionary
vas published Ia 1898. Only $500
copies were printed IA the United
States Then came an issue 90 Soo0
eop.es IN England Or. Webster was
Al this time SO years OF age and an.
nouneed thaf Dee considered his liter
airy laions practically ended Yet De
| revised many OF his former works and
I'm 1881 the second edition % the die
tionary was published. containing scy.
eral thousand new words and many
revised definitions fiis papers. read
b~foie many learned societies. were
published 81 1888, Tho revising Cf
tho appendix to this edition VAS his
last labor. and after a four DAYS M.
ness. ftariing with . Geld. D. passed
away. Nay 81 iSt3
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05


been succeeded boy the circular or the
scaut Rored skirt lEE.ead OF giving
slanting lines 20 the plaits az they are
dtted over the hips they are folded on
almost perfectly straight lines 90 en-.
phaslze the fashionable ~curveless ng-
ure
This would make a charming dress
for morning wear. or even for after
noon house wear. and II is especially
suited TO youthful women There is
something distinctly girlish about The
arrangement Of the bodice and The
Dutch neck. in soft wooden materials,
IN thin house fabrics, and even in the
more s~ervioeable goods the model
would be useful and becoming. Its
severity is relieved by the lace guimpe
which fills in the square cut neck and
by the charming frill OF lace edging
which adorns the left side Of the waist
from yoke to belt.
Jabots and friIls placed on either
side. preferably the left. are quite
new and decidedly fashionable. Many
of the latest separate blouses are
trimmed in this way. while the gowns
demand a touch OF something soft and
fluffy either al the throat or defining
I the front.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

An old Irish iaborer walked into the
injurious studio a a New Torz artist
ard asked for money 70 obtain a meal,
as be vas too weak 10 work.
The artist gave him a quarter and
then. seeing possibilities for a sketch
IN the queer old fellow. said: I'll give
you a dollar II youu let me paint you
Sure said the man. @its an easy
way 10 make a dollar. but but-Tm
WoDderin how I'd get il on
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
TO WARD orr ACE.
Never Allow Yourself 70 Feel Dread Ct
Advancing Years.

The way TO ward of old age rs not
20 fear So. not 10 allow ones self 20 be
oppressed Ly the dread OF advancing
years
Use only legitimate p@rcvenUves and
avoid trying experiments with prcpa.
rat.ons not Endorsed by physicians.
DO not wear toilets intended FOR
young girls. They only add years TO
the appearance. Keep up your inter-
est IN the young, but 90 pot envy
them Retire with dignity from the
struggle. do % pose as your daugh-
ter's rival Above al. surround your
life with sweet, true affections. which
prevent the heart from growing bitter.
DO not lose interest IN the growing
events OF the day. do not fan behind
the times. and 90 not harp on other
and better days. To those who come
Co you for advise b. always Kind and
sympathetic
As you advance Ia years preserve
carefully your personal appearance.
Tor once lost o. may uot bU rcgaiucd
saw hy strenuous effort
Last Of an. your costume should be
simple and unpreteEuous. set grace.
ml.
These rules. carefully and scus.bly
followed. viii keep you youug and az.
tractiyo.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

Many pretty notions IN photograph
holders are 20 be seen. and among
them this pretty arrangement from
Paris u IS a triangular panel covered
With old gold plush and framed aud
divided into two sections by a Louis
XVI gallon. with bows and loops OF
satin ribbon
A the back OF tho top one IS in
serted q loop Of gold cord 10 suspend
the frame 20 the vail A bunch OF
crimson carnations Is fastened lightly
at one side
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
h6g.S n.
T646fSU


A hnlf.hour wen spent upou the com
plexion at night is worth two in the
morning.
A good cure for brittlonalls Is a.
soak them daily On sweet Oh warmed
60 blood heat,
when tho hands have heen burned
by the sua q good way 10 restore them
10 their delicate color Is 20 apply
lemon juice and %glycerin, mixed or a
paste made OF cornstarCh and
glyceun. BusOrmik also Is excel
lent FOR removing tan and frecklos
10 cleanse the hands after very
roueh work "a a good emoliont OF
cream Rub the hands with a small
quantity 81 the cream. which win pene-
tfate well into the pores OF the skin.
rhcp wash the hands Ia hot water and
soap This treatment makes them
rtrg solt
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

In many instances an embroidery
hoop viii be found "a great help when
mendlng Underwear viii be found
much easier to mend when put over
the frame. because this holds it firmly
in place. while II the frame is not used
the garment SIS apt 20 be pulled out OF
shape in the monding When mending
any kind Of q hole Ia any material
be sure 10 press the mended portion
carefully on the wrong side Of the
material for this will make il less
conspicuous.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
GREAT MANHONORED
ANNIVERSARY OF BiRTH or NoAB
WEBSTER CELEBRATED.
famous American LeNicographer and
Educator Remembered IN connec-
ticut-HIs Grammar Still a
Standard Wcrk.

New Haven. Conn-Tho one hun
dred and nfieth anniversary Of lhe
birth OF Noah Webster. the great lex
lcographer. was generally observed BY
the educational institutions through
out the state the other day. Yale uni
versity. with which he was closely al
though not officially connected, hon
ored him by appropriate classroom ex-
ercises and Hartford, his home when
a boy. held exercises Of a simple ma
ture. largely in the public schools.
Webster gave the s~choolboy q
America his dictionary, HIS grammar
and his spelling book, and. while his
fame might rest imperishably on any
one Of the three achievements, the
triple accomplishment establishes his
title as the greatest American edu-
Gator. His dictionary. the first since
that Of DR.. Johnson, nearly a century
before. unified the English language
So America and made It impossible
for sections OF this country TO fan into
dialect. Ills spelling book fixed firm.
Is the pronunciation and spelling OF
common words. and his grammar has
remained d standard work for z cen.
fury.
Born IN 1853. 10 Hartford, Of a fam.
ily distinguished in colonial history.
Webster was sent, al the age OF IA
years, by his father. a farmer, 20 the
parish clergyman 10 prepare for Yale
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
sELrs ADD TOUCH or COLOR.
Gay Hues Relieve s%omberness Of
elaborate lnoeor Garments.


Dead white cloth. chiffon cloth and
sNk viii Doe used this winter for
elaborate indoor garments TO give
these color "a wide. soft belt Of velvet
rs 60 be added The effect is quite
vivid The smart women in Paris
have been wearing these belts con.
stontly at the e during the last
few weeks and there seems little
doubt that the fashion win be taken
ur here.
10 is about four inches wide. Is not
folded. but left quite plain, Is may
Dee Of ribbon OF OF shaped velvet In
the piece, u Is put around the figure
just below the busi and simply
hooked at the back or front under a
hap This Is an thcrc ls 10 a. but
& Is quite effective and new
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
500 Reward. 500.

Thc reaces @ THIS pauU v1 b. pasHd 70 Hsra
That fhHrr = 81 i-rf ca d-zced Gnaa@ rtaf aesls
las been lDE o. ere n al ns EzaE so Ult r.
lltafrh HAS Cltzuh CrU b BE only positive
sure BOW known % tire medical tatguET. C1tsrE
DeluR a co1EEtltula oHHaR. requires 8 cl1Elu
u1nll Treatment HalE Cathrrh Cure j. taten To-
trlllT acting cEfT up11 IN tur- ar1 Ultre
slrllq9 % te IEtem- leeaE e1rT1 tie
C-lal11l n re CsaEEa ard nri-E fn usfHrf
r-rth By b-afrE % usr ur1suruttl sd a9s
1g nafEre Dr. d1Eg is uu-k Tne Eur-EteH have
- Uuch 1Hl O. tE ClrlrirH puUerE rElf thy CTR
Ore EUl1rec Dollars fr any c uaEf q AIS %
gre send ~ lr q te-Eruuas
Aqcrgz J CHENEY g Tcec1D
sod 1r an Dru-Esfa re
I4Ee Hans EaEly Pals t- cl1T
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
A New Plated Model

drossmakinE is Illustrated IN The hg-
ure shown. where Ions vertical plalts
e0cr g simple concealment for The fast
oulng OF both waist and skirt but IN
stead OF taking advantage % q con
cealing plait the designer boldly dis.
plays the opening on the lcn side IN
both sections OF the costume
This IS one 90 the few plated skirts
that remain TO us, the others having
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

when an unwashahle garment has
just been taken on never put q into
the wardrobe until @ has been aired
for an hour on so. Clothing which has
been worn a long time. n not aired
properly, contracts most disagpeeahle
odors.
AIR and sunshine have d~islnfcctinr
qualities which are purifying, and We
should know how to avail ourselves az
them
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05
SHOW THE OPENING
ONE DISTINCTIVE PHASE or THE
NEW GOWNS.
Illustration Pictures the idea-charm-
ing Costume for Youthful Won.
en- for Either Morning or
Afternoon Wear.

Gowns buttoned or hooked IN the
back are almost as passe as those
with long waists. Nearly ali the new
models open in the front or al The side
front. and the closing is no longer
concealed as Il used TO be. On the
contrary. Il IS frequently made more
pronounced than ever by having con
spicuous buttons and possibly side
trimming. This new departure in
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

There are two sides 10 every story
and some have four aud 2 ceiling
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

A woman can always keep a secret
Z you don't tell st 90 her.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

wrs. WiusioW's Soothing syrup.
ro~ eaUG-a1 f-eet-lae- r1fa-s t-e el-s. reear= m.
@ cares uL1-lrl Lcl slE-L
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLoWg
lf So, use Red Gross Ban Biue To vIIl make
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1908-11-05

Many a man lies IN an effort 70
tand up for another.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-30
KILLS MOTHER
FOR REVENGE
Awful Crime OF Young New
York Habitual
Criminal
'RIED TO SHOOT HIS SISTER.
Vengeance For Repeated Confinement
In Reformatories The
Motive.

NEW YORK, April S.-Because his
mother, Susan Carlin, had sent him to
various reformatory institutions in
which he was a prisoner for many
years, Bernard Carlin shot and instant
ly killed her today at her home in
Quincy street, Brooklyn. Young Car
lin had just been released from the re-
formatory at Napanoch, where he serv-
ed a sentence for stealing a horse and
wagon.
When arrested Carlin told the police
that he killed his mother because she
was making me do bits all my life
He declared that she sent him to an
orphan asylum when he was 16 months
old, and had kept him in some kind OF
an institution most of his life.
When Carlin was freed from the re-
formatory he was given $40 for a new
start in life. He came to Brooklyn,
bought a new revolver and went to his
mothers home, where she met him at
the door. Thrusting the revolver into
his mothers face he fired five bullets
into her head. He then tried to shoot
his sister, but the revolver was empty,
and he fed to the street. He was pur-
sued and captured after a desperate
struggle in which he severely injured
one of his Captors,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-30
HAITI COURTS j.
s. INTERVENTION
Plot To Force Interference Is Re-
ported To Be Formed In
Port-au-Prince
BETTER CLASSES ARE IN II.
May Take Advantage OF Presence or
United States Warships To
Demonstrate.

PORT-AU-PRINCE, April S.-Plans
to force Intervention of the United
States to restore order in Haiti are
believed to be under way in this city.
Tranquility apparently prevails at
present, but there is good authority for
the statement that hostility to the pres
ent Government, including the better
classes of Haitians, contemplate a
movement which soon will bring mat
tiers to a crisis. 1t is said that they
will take advantage of the presence in
the harbor of United States warships
to make an armed demonstration, not
in the expectation of Overthrowing the
Government, but in the hope of preci-
plating a landing of marines and sub
sequent American Intervention. A
prominent Haitian official, highly es-
teemed in the foreign colony, said to-
day:
present conditions are intolerable,
and it is impossible that they can con-
tinue beyond a few days. Prompt in
tervention on the part of the United
States or some other Power is the only
means Of avoiding a condition of abb
solute anarchy.
"The Haitian people are not able to
maintain a stable government. The
better educated of them realize this
and would gladly accept provisional
American control. do not believe
that there exists a single Haitian cap
able of exercising control as President
The present Government is merely &
military dictatorship, perpetuating its
power through sheer terrorism"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-30
CLEAN RAILROAD
CARS FOR BLACKS
The Attorney General Directed To
Proceed Against Systems
That Disregard Rules.
BY ORDER OF THE PRESIDENT.
Reputable Negroes Had Complained
To Roosevelt of Filthy
Cars.

WASHINGTON, April S.-President
Roosevelt has ordered that as clean
railroad coaches be provided for ne
groes as for whites. He has directed
Attorney General Bonaparte to bring
suit against Southern railroads which
are declared to offend in this respect
This information was given out at
the White House today, when the
Presidents letter Of April 2 to the De-
partment of Justice was made public.
He points out that the Nashville, Chat
tanooga and st. Louis, according to a
report of the Interstate Commerce
Commission, which he incloses, has
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-30

not complied with the commissions
order to furnish the same facilities 10
negroes paying first-class fare as to
whites.
The President says that reputable
negroes have complained to him that
on certain Southern railroads the ac-
commodations for their race are fill
thy and inadequate" Though insist
ing on cleanliness the President does
not urge that separate compartments
or cars for blacks and whites be done
away with.
Solicitor General Hoyt, to whom the
matter was referred, expects to start
proceedings within a few days. An in
junction probably will be sought.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-30
CHRONIC p1ARRHoEA CURED.

Some physicians claim that chronic
diarrhoea cannot be cured. Don't you
believe it. There are iRcurable cases,
but none so bad that they cannot be
-helped by Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy, and even tenn
.porary relief means much to one SO
sorely afflicted, For sale by all dealers
Benson, Smith & Co., agents for Ha-
vain
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-30
LOVE IN ONE OCTAVE.

Sunday, Madge, you seemed so fair,
Love, the rascal, came to blind me;
Monday morn l feared your stare;
Tuesday you thought fit to mind me
Wednesday-wel perhaps you'd care;
Thursday say your lips resigned me-
Friday came the solitaire;
Saturday, the vows that bind me.
Smart Set.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-30
ILoroR LICENSE REFUSED.

The Board of Liquor Commissioners
of this county held a public hearing
yesterday in reference to the applica-
ton of the Suen Sing Tai Company, OF
6S North Hotel street, for a wholesale
license. The application was made in
proper form but was denied by the
Commissioners. The applications for
renewals by the holders of forty-four
licenses were received, this being done
by them that they may have time to
fulfil the law requiring a months adj
vertising before final action is taken
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-30
THE POLYGLOT DISH.

The Waiter-Awful sorry, sir, but
that's the worst O. havin' a French
dish prepared by a German cook for
an American customer in a Hungarian
rant.-Brooklyn Life.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-30

Fine Job Printing, star once.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-04-30
AN EASY MARK

Innkeeper-Did that man who came
last night notice that there wasn't any
milk with his coffee this morning."
Waiter-No, sir.
Innkeeper-Good; then we won't
give him any sugar, either, tomorrow.
-Sourire.