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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
Tbought Him Mollycodd1e.

John D. Rockefeller rebuked
Cleveland reporter one day for swear
ing.
Don't swear" he said. Say
'durn' or 'pshaw.' There is as much
comfort in those mild words as In
the reddest oaths.
Il know" said Mr.. Rockefeller
that such is not the prevalent opin'
ion. The prevalent opinion-but II
is wrong one-was expressed the
other morning By my caddy.
My caddy had just been round
with a minister. After 1 drove of
I said to him:
What sort of player is the min
lister, Joseph?
Joseph snorted.
"'Him?' he sneered. He'll never
make golfer. Do you know what hs
saws when he misses the ball?'
no. What does he say?' l asked
"'He says tut, tut, JosepE
sreered detroit Free Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
LAWYER IN ALG1ERS.

Mile. Blanche Azoulay, who is the
first woman to be admitted to prac-
tice law in Algiers, has just taken the
oath in the Court of Appeals. To
commemorate the occasion the coun-
sci of the bar of Algiers organized an
elaborate ceremony. The barristers
we're all present, and the leader of the
bar made a speech welcoming Mile.
Azoulay to their ranks. The presi-
dent of the court also made speech
of welcome Mile. Rieder, a prospec-
tive barrister, was present by invita-
ton from the bar. She has just
carried off the first prize at the gen
eral examination of the students in
the law school of Algiers.-New York
Sun
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
KEEPING UP TO THE MARK.

IA UG ~ MANN
If there is any woman on earth who
needs to choose with discretion what
she shall eat and drink, and where
withal she shall be clothed, it is she
who goes forth in the morning to do
battle with the world.
The selection of society woman
or a debutante's wardrobe Is as moth
ing to the selection of a business
woman's, judged by the amount OF
care and judicial wisdom to be put
into the choice of each article.
1t is not only that the appearance
of the woman who works is her first
credential. Even more vital Is 1t that
her staying power depends a good
deal upon whether she is suitably and
comfortably dressed.
Wherever you see woman who
has succeeded in keeping the wolf
from the front door and incidentally
putting gold hinges on the back door
there you see one who has had the
good sense to dress herself in abso-
lutte comfort from head to foot.
No tight shoes in hers, nor hats sc
heavy they give her headaches, MOI
collars so tight and high they affect
her eyes, nor lacing so snug mol
clothes so fine as to hinder her free
dom and ease in work.
Next to a bad conscience I know
nothing that will blot the sun out OF
heaven and the comfort out of earth
like a pair of misfit shoes. Inanimate
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

Frank n. Meyer, the scientific ex
plorer for the Government in his re-
cent penetration of China, saw farms
that had been under irrigation since
before Columbus discovered Amer
lea. TO the credit of the pagan
priests be it said, all forms OF
nlant and tree growth were cherished
and encouraged around the temples,
Tho uricsts gave Meyer what infor.
nation they could. The extent 10
which forcs, devastation has gone ID
China can be inferred from the TACT
that the Chinese have rooted aho
gruhDcd out every vestige or tree
growth the size of your finger above
the graves of their rcvered ances.
tors.--FrGm People Who Stand
for Plus" in The Outing Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
SECRET OF THE VEIL.

The elaborate method that most
women indulge in for fastening the
ordinary face veil in place is as both
ersome as it is unnecessary. Here
is a simple and absolutely sure way
of getting the veil to fit around the
curves of the face without a dozen
hairpins, veil pins and barettes: Just
fold the veil so as to get the exact
centre, then top and bottom tie a
little bit of knot, the kind most people
know as "loop" or slip" knot. OF
course, one small enough that it can
be readily hidden under the chin.
A veil so knotted can be put on any
hat, large or small, without the
slightest difficulty, and will never
"bag" or hang loose at the chin
New Haven Register.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

Hon. R. S. Tharin, Attorney at Law and
counsel for Anti Trust League, writes from
Pennsylvania Ave, N. w, Washington,
ID. c., as follows:
Having used Peruna for catarrhal
disorders. | am able to testify to its
great remedial excellence and do not hest
tate to give it my emphatic endorsement
and earnest recommendation to all persons
affected by that disorder. It is also a
tonic Of great usefulness"
Mr.. T. Barnecott, West Aylmer, On
tario, Can, writes: Last winter 1 was
i'll with pneumonia after having la
grippe. | took Peruna for two months,
when | became quite well. | also induced
a young lady, who was all run do.C,.
and confined to the house, to take Peruna,
and after taking Peruna for three months
she is able to follow her trade of tailoring
L car. recommend Peruna for all who
are Ill and require tonic"
Pe-ru-na Tablets.
Some people prefer to take tablets,
rather than to take medicine in a fluid
form. Such people can obtain Peruna
tablets, which represent the solid medicinal
ingredients of Peruna. Each tablet is
equivalent to one average dose of Peruna.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
Race Suicide In New Zealand.

France is not the only country
with a falling birth rate. The Hon.
J. A. Millar, the minister of labor
In New Zealand, has been calling at.
tention to the staggering statistics
on this subject in that part of the
empire. The New Zealand birth rate
has fallen from Al thousand In
1890 to 27 last year. The reduction
of the attendance at their schools
is very noticeable. 1t Is feared that
New Zealand's industries, instead of
expanding, will shrink and disappear
if the population is not maintained.
Milwaukee Free Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
STUDYING MEDICINE.

More than 600 women are reported
to be studying medicine at French
universities. Paris alone is said to
have 100 women practitioners, most
of them holding official places Of more
or less importance. Women physi-
clans are preferred in girls high
schools, normal schools and public
schools generally.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
Judging BY Appearances.

Magistrate | remember rightly
this is not your first appearance in
court.
Prisoner-No, your Honor, but /
hope you don't judge by appearances.
'-Harper's Weekly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
A Modern Macduff.

A little Swede boy presented him
self before the schoolma am, who
asked his name: "Yonny Olsen,' he
replied.
How old are you?" asked the
teacher. >,
LAY not know how old ay bane. -
well, when were you born?" con-
tinued the teacher, who nearly faint
ed at the reply.
LAY not born at all; ay got step
mutter. '-Atchison Globe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
MOTHERHOOD's CHANGE.

Queen Victoria Eugene has for
some time been entertaining her
mother in Madrid, and Princess
Henry of Battenberg's visit has been
a long one, for she has remained with
her daughter ever since the birth OF
Alfonso's second son.
Queen Victoria Eugene is an ex-
ceedingly happy wife and mother,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
I,ucoIir IlunOr.

Hiram, why don't you speak to
that city gal ont there a-sittin' on
the grass with her back agin your
No Tresnassiug sIGa?"
MANDY, that yong women is be-
meath my notice. boston Tran
script.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
Bloodthirsty Balkan Boys.

Says Crown Prince George, of Ser
via: 81 hope that in a few days
we shall be able to give our lives
for the king and the fatherland.
Says Prince Peter, of Montenegro:
II cordially embrace you, dear cous-
in, and pray God we may meet on
The crimson field"
George is 81, Peter is 10, and Eu-
rope is worried about these blood
thirsty youngsters. They are too
young for council and too old for the
slipper.
Why not have them play it out on
the tennis rt?-New York Mail.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
1t Didn't Hurt The Stairs
This message was received yester-

I HIS W6SSdS6 was IIC5IV6U ytSI6I-
day at police headquarters from the
Church Street station:
Patrolman Thomas Robe fell down
stairs at this station, receiving a
lacerated wound of left side of head.
Attended and went on patrol. Stairs
in good condition.
"I'm glad he didn't hurt the
stairs observed the lieutenant, as
he entered the slip on the blotter.-
New York Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
Salome In Plunkville.

"Sim, the Town Council is little
worried about this Salome act you've
booked fer the Op'ry House."
"Oh, I've cut out the Objectionable
features
That's just it. We wuz afeerd
you would. kansas City Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

meet some woman who looks elegant
and swagger, and then she'll come to
you and say, Why don't you make
me look like that?' Get your custom
ers to wear the new things, and
they'll be satisfied"
Most of the gowns shown yester-
day were notifications of the Direc-
toire style. A dream in gray worn by
tall, slender, long limbed model
who had on an immense gray hat to
match, made every woman in the
room sigh with envy.
II wonder how that effect is pro-
duced of graceful fulness in the skirt,
when the skirt is really so narrow
that you can hardly step in it," said
little dressmaker, lingering a Pa
quin gown in blue.
"The outer skirt is worn over slip
skirt that is narrower, and is tackled
to this slip skirt" explained the mod
ell. THAT is why it clings to the
knees, and yet doesn't look skinny.
Simple? Yes, but it takes an artist
to do it.''-New York Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

Thele ara about 100000 tele-
phones iii u.s. in the world, over
7 100000 OF thea il tho United
States, 100000 in Europe aud the
rest scattered through neally every
country.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
BABYS AWFUL ITCHING RUM0R.
Nothing Would Help Him-Mother
Almost I'm Despair-Owcs Quick
Cure to Cntfcura.

Almost I'm Despair-Owcs Quick
Cure to Cnticura.
Several months ago, my little boy began
to break out with itching sores doctored
him, but as soon as l got them healed up
in one place they would break out in an
other. 1 was almost in despair. could
not get ANYTHING that. would help him.
Then l began to use Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment, and after using them
three times the sores commenced to heal
He is now well, and not scar is left on
his body. They have never returned nor
left him with bad blood, as one would
think. Cuticura Remedies are the best
have ever tried, and l shall highly recon-.
mend them to any one who is suffering
likewise. Mrs. William Geeding, lo2 Wash.
ington ST.. Attica, Ind, July %, 1907"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

Happy Go-Lucky-One gill OF milk one gill
onehd teaspoonful OF salt
of lemon, the yell
baking powder,
stiff froth and add the beaten
- Add the favorings. then milk and last
stirred the baking powder Drop
into ho or ara ss M
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

A mans idea of economizing is to
wear an old necktie and then spend
in one afternoon four times what a
new one would cost, treating his
friends to show them it isn't because
he is short of money.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
The Triple Injury.

Talking people down behind their
backs is about as ingenious and far
reaching a kind of sin as the Devil
has vet invented. For such missile
kills three birds with one stone. 1t
Injuries the one talked about, the one
talking and the one talked to rep
utation is smirched every time we
pass on an unnecessary criticism OF
fellow-beipg. Our own character and
self-control are weakened with every
such word. And the mind of the
listener is poisoned; he who ought to
be helped to see and think about the
best in others has been degraded. part
way at least, toward the unworthiness
of our own low level. Once in a
while an almost Knockout blow is
given to this unworthy and unfair
kind of fighting by some ones quietly
mentioning a good quality in the ab-
sent person who is being criticised.
This will almost invariably bring COS
sip to an abrupt close. We shall do
we'll to end others gossip by this
means; and we shall do still better to
end our own before It begins.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

Rene La Montague, the crack polo
player, tells this story of very
small miss, the five-year-old daugh-
ter of a prominent merchant of the
Cedarhurst set
Mr.. La Montague was driving a
small trap from the Rockaway Hunt
Club to his home in Cedarhurst,
when he encountered the little miss,
who was out for a walk with hel
nurse and a small baby brother, who
occupied the perambulator. Being
an intimate friend of the child's par
ents, he offered to give her lift
as far as her house. The offer was
accepted, and on the way Mr.. La
Montague was RECALLED with interest
ing items of family news which were
lisped out in rapid succession until
he pulled up in front of the house.
The child alighted, and as there
was nobody in sight on the grounds,
he asked her if she could get indoors
safely.
"Oh, yes" said the little tot, land
thank you very much
Don't mention it," nodded back
the polo player; when to his surprise
and murmured:
II won't. "-Philadelphia Record
Rare Curio From Forbidden City.
DR.. Hermon C. Bumpus, director
of the American Museum of Natural
History, announces the acquisition by
the museum of an exceedingly rare
Chinese curio from Kinching, the
Forbidden City of Picking. 1t is call
ed a Judges staff or scepter,' is
fashioned of lacquered wood more
than a century old, and has on one
end an deliberately carved crested
head of the winged dragon, the en-
perial emblem of China, and the 9TH
er end is sharpened to a point.
After a judge has heard the evil
dence in the case of a prisoner charg-
ed with capital offence he takes
up the scepter. If he points the
dragons head at the prisoner the lat
ter goes free, but if the prisoner is
confronted with the sharpened end
he must be beheaded. This is said
to be the only specimen of it's kind
ever obtained from the Forbidden
City and brought to this country
ew York Tribune.
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little for our purpose what was the
outcome of the ensuing conflict. THE
earth rang again" Enthusiasm
reigned. The beaten hosts again
took up their arms. Faithlessness
gave place to hope. They were re-
vivified. What were the Crusades
without enthusiasm, or the victories
of the church?
Forget not expectation. In the
hope of everlasting glory Paul en-
dured stripes, buffetings and terrors.
Hildebrand planned the glories OF
Romanism, that found expression in
the reigns of Innocent III. and Boni-
face VIII, in hope. Henry Ward
Beecher went to England in the dark
est days of civil strife to fight quin-
tuple, oratorical and moral battle for
his country and the right. He was
knocked, SCORED, threatened, NAL
treated But in hope he talked and
battled on. At last faith found its
victory. Commercial England yielded
to God Almighty as He spake through
His latter-day evangel of truth.
All these men, in their divers
fields and under these divers condi-
tions, were encouraged, enthused,
hopeful They were enheartened.
augmented in zeal, enlarged IN tnelf
capacities through richest expecta-
tions, because they heard, even as
Joshua, the voice of the Lord saying
unto them, THE Lord thy God is
with thee whithersoever thou goest. "
There is no psychological impetus
more profound than this. This is the
handspring of human power. 1t is
the dynamic of human endeavor- The
consciousness and certainty Of the
reality of a sustaining God is the SUI
pernal motive of all life. Shall We
not realize its appeal and scope?
"The Lord thy God is with thee. "
BE not afraid" Have not l COM
manded thee?" Hear Him? This is
comfort, joy. peace. Hear Him.:
LiSteni
Irving Square Presbyterian Church,
Brooklyn, New York.
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Hicks Capudine Cures Nervousness,
Whether tired out, worried, overworked, or
what not 1t refreshes the brain and
nerves. It's Liquid and pleasant to take.
lOc., 25c., and Soc, at drug stores.
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Capudine Cures Indigestion Pains,
Belching, Sour Stomach, and Heartburn,
from whatever cause. It's Liquid. Effects
Immediately. Doctors prescribe it. l0c.,
&c., and &c., at drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

One of the worst things about be-
ing single is that you are always
in danger of being married.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

The man who does't acquire wis
dom as he grows older bunkoes him.
self
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

People don't think much of your
opinion unless you happen to think
as they do,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces intamma
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie Csc a bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
To Drive Out Malaria and Build UI
the System

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTE
LESS CHILL Tonic You know what you
are taking. The formula is plainly printed
on every bottle, showing it Is simply Qui-
nine and Iron in a tasteless form, and the
most effectual form For grown people
and children. SOC.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30

What's the matter, with the tongue
as an express agent?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
MEDICINE FOR CHILDREN.

1t is a very common thing among
women that they will take medicine
which is recommended by friends and
also give it to their children without
investigating it's formula.
They will have prescriptions re-
filled which another woman's physi-
clan has recommended for her par
ticular case, or take up what remains
in her bottle.
This is a most dangerous practice
and should not be continued. II a
physician has written a prescription
for his patient he understands her
particular case and is not prescribing
for any one else who wishes to take 1t.
He may not only give her medicine
for what she thinks she needs, but
may give her drugs which she needs
and knows nothing about.
1t may be something to strengthen
the heart or other organ of the body,
some drug which would be very
harmful to another person; OF
opiates may be in the formula which
would have an entirely different and
disastrous effect upon another consti-
tuition.
1t is a very dangerous practice for
yourself. but in all common sense 90
not give such things to your children.
If your child is sick and you do not
understand what to do, call a physi-
clan and let him prescribe in the right
way, even if it does cost more money
By this it does not mean that the
doctor has to be called for every
small ailment of the child. but If the
child is really sick you will know it.
Do not risk the child's health by CIV
ing it things which you do not under
stand and which may be poisonous to
it. You are running a terrible risk
by doing it-Philadelphia Ledger.
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The trouble with knowing how to
support a lot of people is you will
always have to do it. B. N. u. A..
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Proof is inexhaustible that
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound carries women safely
through the Change of Life.
Read the letter Mrs. E. Hanson,
3O4 E. Long ST., Columbus, Ohio,
writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
81 was passing through the Change
of Life, and suffered from nervous
ness, headaches, and other annoying
symptoms. My doctor told me that
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound was good for me, and since TAX
ing it feel so much better, and can
again do my own work. 1 never forget
to tell my friends what Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound did for me
during this trying period.n
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-10-30
THE PETTICOATLESS FIGURE.

Miss Elizabeth A. c. White, CARRIED
in a black velvet gown, with very
French lack of underwear, which had
most satisfactory effect on the fig
ure. showed off the usual lot of we'll
trained models i'll gorgeous dresses NJ
Yesterdays afternoon session OF tn"
convention of the Dressmakers' Pro-
tective Association, at the Masonic
Hall, Twenty-third street and Sixth
avenue Throngs of eager eyed
dressmakers filled the hall, and at in
tervals swarmed up over the edge of
the platform in their anxiety to get
at the gowns On the models and see
how those wonderful effects were Sc
cured
Il can't help what people will
like" said Miss White decisively. 81
bring over what's new. Some women
want to be dowdy. but l can't bring
over dowdy things. Your customci
who won't leave off pettiCoats will 81
to some reception, next winter and
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}CLAsetFIED AOvERTlsEMENTs}
CURE FOR PILES
Wise Beyond Her AGE,

SAMPLE TREATMENT Of Red Cross Pile
~ and Eistula Cure and hook explaining Piles
sent free. REA co. Dept B4. Minnean nlis MINI
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FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, fatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn. Mass.
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True to Ones Own.
No man can serve his Father by
neglecting his own children.