The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-10-15
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shat a.Akes De Tired
Y0a're astad me for nay daaghier's
haDd, and i'p going 10 speAk oAnda6ly
~ you, ~ call ! spade spade. IT,
deed' And uhai d. yea call met J
call yoa a rake,
- heard Aiss 02daboni wondering
the ether aay pha, son ~ an electric
s,c fh"uid gsf ~pad sasise her Il
she waais something huibg 10 bay a
ranAbuBi.
Mrs. Premiere fon alwAys gei q
nsw gown before yoa 80 away on 4
risil, don'l youi Mrs secoBde No,
slwAys 80 away 90 a yisl after ! get
new gown.
Was | sesred' exclaimed Miss la.
Ger, Well, shoald say My heart
simply sank down into my l,ooisl In
posslblc' retorted her candid friend
IL eoaIda's possibly get past your
sAiss.
Tess She speaks Of him ~ like.
~" young man. What does she mean
by thaif Jess That means young
man Who likss her well enough 10 speak
u her a. lovely"
See here, Indignantly cried the
transient guest--here'- collar button
IN this Stew Oh, that's mistake, sir
replied lhe waiter A mistakef Yes,
sir. We never give extras except 10
our regular customers.
Mother What Fighting againS
Such black eyef II you'd only follow
The head Of the minister's little boy
Tommy Az. ! did try 10 follow his
lead. bui be led again Wild his left, and
dai's where be biffed me.
In order 10 succeed in life, said the
experienced person. you must not be-
afraid 10 make enemies. Then, an
swerd the trsctable youth, you would
probably advise me to put In some time
Az baseball umpire.
Has Cranker decided 10 try that
raw food diet for his healthi No, he /
says be IL going 10 compromise and eat
half raw food. You don't sayi Yes. /
He il going to marry college girl and
let her DO the cooking,
-iou said you thought there was no
malaria around here, said the indig-
nani stranger did think so, answer
ed Farmer corntossel. After all the
summer boarders took away | didn't Il
see how there could be any left.
That mountain, said the pessimis.
tic director Of the new railroad. seems
10 have blocked our progress effective
ly. Oh, no, replied the chief engineer.
We still have faith IN our ability 10
tunnel through il. HUH It's too bad
your faith lsnst Of the sort that moves
mountains.
Eliza. you n never again get me
out al . o'clock TO cut the grass. David,
wanted YOU 10 do il before il got hot.
Well, Eliza, il got hot IN just three
minutes. ! hadn't cut five strokes be-
fore The people on both sides OF us
threw two bird cages and four alarm
clocks OF me.
DO you know, said his confidential
clerk. breaking il 10 hin rs delicately
ms be could, that some people accuse
you Of leading double liiei BY
George, ] do, exclaimed Mr. Spotcash,
the eminent merchant. ! work twice
as hard as any IN my employ.
-There was man in our town, and
he was wonderous wise; he never spoke
unto his wife Of his mothers cakes and
pies. The secret OF his wisdom guess
il II you eau; but, il you can't, behold :
ilhe was u bachelor man.
"A man addicted 10 walking in has
sleep went TO bed all right one night,
but when be awoke he found himself
on the street in the grasp of police
man Hold onl he cried. You must
moi arrest nae. I'm somnambnlist
To which the policeman replied; II |
don't care what yer religion is. Yer
cant walk the streets IN yer night
shirt.
TOURIST What's that crowd down
Al The courtbousef Native Oh. they .
are tryin' the case o Sam johnson.
sub, Tourist Sam Johnsonl Why. r
tha, was the man that was lyncbed yes '
terday. wasn'titi Native Ya-as. sub. |
But today some o. the boys got 10 feel. .
ia curious 10 know xhetliah he vas in. I
noceni or guilty, sub.
"A young lady was recently visiting Il
IN editorial Office and being shown i
around by the editor. Approaching c
,ase Of drawers upon one Of which was o
he label MSS. - she sad. Now. how q
sould you pronounce thalY Oh, said Y
be editor. sometimes we pronounce il !, !
nnss and sometimes mess. !.
Photography il n strange profes' y
ion, muses. ,he young man, Because =,
/ DEVELOPS negativesf asks the young lc
soman. with knowing look Not "
hal exactly. But. m an example, the b
'iher day bad my picture taken in u
ny riding toys mot on a horse, yon v
luow. but just standing IN my riding =
,uii,. with my crpp held IN my hand. -
Ind today the photographer writes me ~
hal The picturcs are ready for me and 81
hal they are all mounted
- The .wo little granddaughter Of
h., :. Weir Mitchell wcr showing
lew goyefness their treasures " house