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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
unhannv Illuatratlon.

Johnny" said teacher to a
grocery mans six-year-old, "a lie
can be acted as well as told. Now,
If your father would put sand in his
eugar and sell 1t he would be acting
q lie and doing very wrong"
'"Thats what mother told him."
said Johnny impetuously, "and he
eaid he didn't care"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
Digests What
! You Eat
For sale BIZ alI Drugglsts.
FIrst creek Lettor so.Iety.

First Greek Letter Society.
Kappa Alpha Theta was the first
Greek letter society In the United
States organized for women and was
founded at De Paw university, at
Greencastle, Ind. on January n. 1870.
The Phi Beta Phi was first organized
at Monmouth. Ill, April, 1887, but was
known for a number OF years az the
!. q. sorority.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30

Stop earache in two minutes;
toothaohe or pain of burn or scAld
in Eve minutes; hoarseness in ono
hour; muscleaohe two hours sore
throat in twelve hours-Dr Thomas
Electric Oil monarch over pain.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
For SALE.

A good Piano. in excellent con-
dition, at extremely low price.
Gall on or address, g3 a
z e o. W1NaER. Trustee.
Point Pleasant. w. Va.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
-NEW
NEW
M at Market.

/ have opened a first-class, clean
Meat Market in the Waggener old
store room, corner of First aud Main
Streets and will try at all times to
please and be accommodating to my
GUS ON re-; will aim to butcher noth,
ing hut the best, and will keep at all
times the best OF be.f, mutton, fresh
pork. chickens, homemade lard, salt
meats of all kind. Give me your or
der. Both phones.
s.. Il. ERRETT.
July %. ist
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
AppIICQlIen 10 Condemn L0Rd.

no each of the above named persons, you
County Of Mason, or the State OF West Nir-
ginla, will please take notice that an appi,lo,
Cation Will be made by the undersigned 70
the Circuit Court OF Mason County, West
NIrnInIn- nm thu ---------
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
10 COIldalnTLdIllS
[1he KEdlqNha and EIch!lQn Ra!Ygy Company.

Edith NJ. Wade, John H. Wade, vir-
ginia Wiley Pannelh Jackson l. Pan
nell, Miller Dashner, Bessie Dash
ner Louise Barnett, Carrie Barnett,
Miller Barnett, Enid Barnett, Keith
Barnett. Carrie Miller, Dimmie Q.
Lowe, Stanley j. Lowe, Jennie o.
Christy and l. a. Christy. Amanda
NJ. Coe and ID! f. Coe, Thomas L..
WaRgener and Belle Waggener,
Frank @. Bower and Myrtle O..
Bower, Grace o. Martin and DIR.
A. Y. Martin, Harry N. Miller and
Gertrude Miller, Geraldine Brown
and Charles Brown,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
Women Couldn't Read.

"Then you don't believe in higher
education for womenT
"Certainly not. think It's a shame
TO even teach 'em how to read. II a
woman couldn't read the bargain ad'
vertIsements, she wouldn't be so un.
happy over the lots OF things she can't
AFFORD to buV."
Tho First Bull.
Charon, the boatman OF the StyX.
ayas thought by many to be Of Irish
blood. for Invariably as he was casting
of from the hither shore he would
call ont to his cargo OF souls;
"Now, then. look aiiyer'
This was doubtless as near an APP
nroaoh to an Irish bull as the then
state Of civilization permitted. Puck.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
THE CHILDREN LIKE 1T
KENNEDY'S LAXATIVE
Ia COUGH SYRUP

Ityou haven't the time to ex.
orcise regularity, Doan's Regulete
will prevent constipation They
induce . mild, easy healthful 40.
tion oftbe bowels without gripping
Askyour druggist for them Zoo.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
A poaaereI.

She called her little doggio Birch
Whene'cr she called him In.
You see. she called him Birch because
His bark was very thin.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
cured. Hay Fever and snmmer

OuFouSuoJ CcNoT anu SulAho'
iat Cold. SO
a SNusbaum, Bstesville, Ind.
writes: "Last year suffered for
three months With a summer cold
30 distressing that it interfered
with my business I had many
of the symptoms of hay fever, and
a dootor's prescription did not
teaoh my case. and took several
medicines which seemed only to
aggravate 1t. fortunately ] in.
cited upon having Foley's Honey
and Tar. II quickly oured me.
My wife has since used Foley'r
Honey and Ter with the same
success" Sold by all druggists.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30

Attention. asthma Sufferers.
Foley's Honey and Tar will give
Immediate relief to Asthma suffers
and has CURED many cases that
had failed to yield to other treat
ment Foley's Honey and Tar lie
the best remedy for ooughs. colds
and all throat and lung trouble.
Contains no harmful drug For
sale by all druggists.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30

Inference.
"uave cigarette"
"No, sir. The cigarette is the orIgi-
nal fool killer" I'D
$50 you're afraid of 'em, ehT'-pe'
troit FREQ I'rNsS
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
NOTICE

we. the undersigned have posted
our lands; any person hunting, trap
ping, cutting timber or in any way
trespasslng upon said lands in Cooper
district viii be dealt with according
MARY E. SCARBERRY,
MOSES HOFFMAN.
WIN. NJ. BALL,
j. w BALL,
y NANCY.J. SCHOhL@
Sept. 23pd fEB
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30

Kodol is today the best known
and most reliable remedy for all
disorders of the stomach, ,snoh as
dyspepsia, heart burn, sour stom;
aoh and belohing of gas. Kodol
contains the came juioes found in
healthy stomach. Kodolis pleas
ant to take. 1t is guaranteed to
give relief and ia oald here by all
druggists.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
HOW 10 Avoid Appondieltls

Most victims of appendicitis are
those who are hhbitually oonstipa-
ted Foley's Orino Laxative cures
chronic constipation by stimula.
ting the liver and bowels and re.
stores the natural action of the
bowels. Foley's Orino Laxative
does not nauseate or grippe and is
mild and pleasant to take. Refuse
substitutes. Sold by all druggists
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30
A conundrun.


81 heard the following conun-
lrum," said tho observer, (Which
struck mo as distinctly clever:
What character is there in the BIZ
BILE who possesses no name, who
suffered death in different form
from any inflicted before or since
that time, portion of whose
shroud is in every household and
the cause of whose death has been
made famous by a modern authorT
"Givc 1t up, eh? Well, the an
swer is, Lots wife. She possesses
no name. No one else met death
through being turned into a pillar
Of salt. Salt is in every household,
and Edward Bellamy wrote Look
Ing Backward So there you are"
Way Of tho World.
"a man Is liable not to git much
credit in this world" said Uncle Eben.
"If you's prosperous dey'll mos likely
say you has mo- luck dan Rense, an II
you's unprosperous dey'II say you
didn't hab much Of MISUNDERSTANDING
tPR Star, .,---~---- .-.-..
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-09-30

BE oatsful about thatlittle cough,
Get something right away; some
good, reliable remedy that will
move the bowels. .Kennedy's Lax
alive Cough Syrup acts gently yet
promptly on the bowels aud allRys
Inflammation at the Same time
1t ia pleasant to take and II is es.
pecially recommended for children,
as it tastes nearly ae good ss suger
OF maple sugar. Sold by all drug
gists iia9 81 ~
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-11-03
A Monster of Learning.

The famous Cardinal Mezzofanti
knew an amazing number of languages
and dialects. Perhaps he is best known
TO the modern English reader from the
eulOgy to be found in one of Byron's
memoranda, published by Moore.
"YOur literary everyday man and
l." says Byron, "never went well in
company. especially your foreigner,
whom / never could abide. l don't re-
member man among them whom
ever wished to see twice, except per-
haps MeZzofanti, who is a monster of
learning, the Briareus of parts of
speech, Walking polyglot and, more,
who ought to have existed at the time
of the tower of Babel as universal in
terpreter. He is indeed a marvel-un-
assuming also. l tried him in all the
tongues of which knew a single oath
Tor adjuratiOn to the gods against post
boys, savages, Tartars, boatmen. sail
Ors, pilots, gondoliers, muleteers, camel
drivers, vetturini, postmasters, post
horses, post houses, post everything,
and, egad, be astounded me, even to
my English"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-11-03
Utilizing Sharks, Teeth.

The natives on some of the Pacific
islands, being provided with neither
metals nor any stone harder than the
coral rocks of which the atOlls they
inhabit are composed, would seem bad
ly off, indeed, for material of which
to make tools or weapons were it not
that their very necessity has bred an
invention no less ingenious than curl
Gus and effective. This is nothing less
than the use of sharks teeth to give q
cutting edge to their wooden knives
and swords. The mouth of the shark
contains 800 teeth arranged in five
rows, all closely lying upon each other.
except the outer row, and so construct
ed that as one tooth is broken or lost
another takes it's place. The teeth
are not only pointed and keen edged,
but are finely and regularly serrated,
so that the cutting power is greatly in
creased. Indeed, so great a faculty
have these teeth for wounding that the
implements and weapons upon which
they are used have to be handled with
great care. The Kingmill islanders
make many strange articles of sharks
teeth
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-11-03
Peace With the System.

Flying the flag of Roosevelt the Re-
publican leaders have made their peace
with the--system. From Rockefeller to
Carnegie, from Hartman to Corey,
every chieftain of wealth and preda-
tory wealth. the honest too often max
ing common cause with the dishonest,
is well content with Taft and Sherman
They foietoken and imply the old
order of special privileges to the few,
impositions of every sort to the many
high finance rampant; high tariff,
revised by its friends. rampant
the end of Rooseveitism and agitation
"for the good of business business
only organized capital and licensed
monopoly; the same old story, the
same old song, the same old crowd
slicked over with goose grease from
the Roosevelt larder, but meaning four
years of the rascaldom which Roose-
welt has unmasked but not drowned !:
which Roosevelt has exposed, but left
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-11-03

intact; which, in spite of Roosevelt and
all his works, stands today an impu-
dent and as defiant as ever it stood, a
gray wolf lording it over the Senate,
gray wolf lording it over the House,
and two gray wolves, Sherman and
Sheldon, Sunny jim" and "Black
George" giving time and effect TO the
ticket.
Should any thoughtful Democrat,
should any patriotic American, should
any honest man, balk of his duty be-
fore such a layout?
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-11-03
Republican Prosperity"

In the popular mind prosperity" is
associated with the Republican and
''hard times" with the democratic
party. Republican editors havesdinned
the warning or threat that our boosted
republican prosperity would vanish
within fortnight after the election of
Bryan in our ears so long that if we
don't actually believe we do vaguely
fear it. If this be true it is a remark
able admission and it indicates re-
markable state of affairs. If republi-
can prosperity is such an airy, volatile
thing it cannot be founded on the bed
of rock of right and justice; it can not
be based on true values; it can not be
be built upon our wealth of mine and
forest and farm and factory. 1t argues
something economically wrong. If
Bryan is elected, will there be fewer
fishes in our lake and rivers fever
dollars in the nations Golfers? Will our
countless acres shrivel up; the millions
of cattle of our pasture lands perish as
if by plague; will our factories and
furnaces vanish? Why will prosperity
fee from this great country? WIFI
there be fewer hands to labor; fewer
mouths to feed; fewer backs to clothe?
The threat that prosperity will cease
with republican rule is either a buga-
boo with which to brighten the faint
hearted, or it is a confession OF the
most stupendous crime the world has
ever seen, and in either case it is the
most contemplate kind of demagog-
ism, the people is surely a demogogue
or if he has the power to back up his
threats with results worse still trail
tor who ought to hang higher than H2-
man. Republican brethren, do you
know that when you reiterate this
"scare TALK you are lending yourself
to the uses of industrial pirates; do
you know that hard times would follow
Bryan's election is the most terrible
arraignment of the Republican party
that can be made? Taft's defeat can
not take one jot or title from the
natural resources of our country; it
will not make fewer by one the band
of willing workers. nor lessen the le-
gitimate needs of the people by so
much as one loaf of bread or one pair
of shoes. His defeat could not affect
the natural sources of wealth, the sup
ply of the products of mans skill, and
therefore if the assertion that honest
iaborers would starve if Bryan is elect
ed means anything 1t means that the
benefciaries of Republican rule would
not be satisfied with an equitable d.
vision of profits, and so would pout
and ring on hard times, a thing which
they might do since they have absolute
control of the means of production. If
this be Republican prosperity" the
sooner were substitute socialism for re-
publicanism the better.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-11-03
IF You Read This

It will be to learn that the leading medi.
cal writer's aid teachers of all the several
schools of practice recommend, in the
strongest terms possible, each and every
ingredient entering iEtO tie composition
of DR.. Pierce'S Golden Medical Discovery
for the cure of weak stomach, dyspepsia,
ratarrh of stomach, silver complaint, +"
torpid liver, or biliOuSneSS, chronic bowel
affections, and all catarrhal diseases of
whatever region, name or nature 1t is
also specific remedy for all such chronic
or long standing cases Of catarrhal affec-
tiOns and their reSultantS, as bronchial.
throat and lung disease Except conSump-
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especially eificaciouS in producing per-
feet cures. 1t contains Black Cherry bark,
Golden Seal root Bloodroot, Stone root,
Mandrake root and Queens root-all of
which are highly praised as remedies for
all the above mentioned affections by such
eminent medical writers and teachers as
Prof. Bartholow, Of Jefferson Med. Col
lege; Prof. Hare, of the Univ. of Pa:
Prof. Finley Elh4hngwood. N. D., of Ben.
nett Med. College, Chicago; Prof. John
King, NJ; RA of Cincinnati; Prof. John
NJ: ScudderCM; D., of Cincinnati; Prof.
Edwin M,N2h. NJ. D., of Hahnemann
Med. CSnege, Chicago, and scores Of
otherS<eQdally eminent in their several
schQ6ls0f practice.
The rGolden. Medical Discovery IS the
only medicine phi np-1Qc sale Through
druggists Tor like pnLpQSeS.1 thai has any
such Vr0feS$lOlldl endOrSeplept-wOrfh
more than any nnmbeEnf ordinary feSfi-
m0nIaIS. Open publicity OF its formula
IS the best possible guaranty of its merits.
A glance at this published formula will
show that 0GOlden Medical Discovery
contains no poisonous. harmfu; or habit
forming drugs and no Enthusiastically
pure, triple-refned glycerire being used
instead. Glycerine is entirely unobjec-
tionable and besides is a most useful agent
in the cure of all stomach as well as bron-
chial, throat and lung affections. There
IS the highest medical authority for its
use in all such cases. The Discovery " is
a concentrated glyceric extract of native,
medicinal roots and is safe and reliable.
A booklet of extracts from eminent,
medical authorities, endorsing its ingre-
dicnts mailed free on request. Address
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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-11-03
The Smuu Fellow.

81 don't see why Cooley should be
unpopular with you ALL He never
speaks i'll of anyone" "No, but he's
one of these very SNUG fellows who
can say: Oh, yes! Jones seemed
very happy when 1 saw him last and
say it in such way as to give the i'm
preston that Jones was horribly
drunk"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-03-03

For Sale = All or half interest in
good lumber, coal and grain business
Good business opening. Salary for
management. Address MO, care
T-R
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-03-03
New Coal Fields.

The Durango-Gallup coal field in
eludes an area of 1880 square miles
1900 of which lie in Colorado and the
remainder in New Mexico. The field
extends from the latitude of Durango
Colo. on the north to that of Salt
Lake. 20 miles south of Gallup. n.
Mex, on the south: it's western limit
is the Arizona New Mexico sttae line,
and Its eastern passes near Chama
Elvado. and the Sierra Nacimienti in
longitude LOG degrees 45 latitude La
Plata and Montezuma counties. Colora-
do. and San Juan. Rio Arriba and Nc
kinley counties. New Mexico are COM
prised within its boundaries.
A conservative. estimate of the tot al
tonnage of coal in this area. based on
a workable thickness of feet of coal
underlying the field. is said to be
so 600 100000 short tons 1t is prob
able. however. that 10 feet would more
nearly approximate the average thick
ness OF workable coal beds.
The development of this coal field is
entirely dependent upon railway facil-
titles. There are good markets for coal
and coke which could be economical
~ ICdSIlSd IL ally 'kydI VI lllc llSlu IL
railway connections We're established
and freight rates were rendered more
reasonable by competition. Railways
with light grades, to which the coal
beds Of the area would be easily ac-
cessible, could be constructed almost
anywhere thru the field.
Conditions for cheap mining are
favorable, so far as topography is con-
cerned. In the northern. western,
and southern parts of the field timber
suitable for mining purposes is at
hand, but the country in the vicinity
Of Rio SChaco is barren of forests In
the interior of the field water in
quantity can undoubtedly be obtained
at moderate depths by boring. as has
already been proved in the Gallup
district, where an ample supply Of
arteslan water has been obtained at a
depth Of about 1000 feet In the
northern part of the field the streams
carry an abundant supply Of water
turnout the year.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-03-03
Representative Cattle Sales.
Below are given few of the repre-
cattle sales:
Stock Yard Notes.

Packers may have lot of product
on hand. but on every short run they
display decided anxiety to get possess
sion of hogs
A. ID. Neff. of Osceola, had shipment
of cattle on yesterdays market. Mr..
Neff is a regular weekly shipper to
these yards.
Wagner & Kecpus. also Mr.. W. F..
Boblet, of Emmetsburg, had shipments
of cattle and hogs on the market
w. e. McReynolds. of Blanden. a
we'll known shipper. had hogs here yes
tcrday that sold at very satisfactory
prices.
George w. Smith, a popular ship
per from Blandin, was here again
with his usual shipment of cattle and
hogs.
John Purdin. of Fremont, had ship
ment of hogs on the market. Mr.. Pur-
din is regular weekly shipper to these
yards. and does big business.
Mark Winner, a big dealer of He'd
rick, had shipment of butcher cattle
on the market. Mr.. Winner, Jr., was
here looking after the stock.
Garnatz Bros, were represented on
the market yesterday by a shipment of
cattle and hogs from Auburn. These
gentlemen do a large shipping bust
ness.
j. NJ. Downey, prominent and in
fuential shipper from Sigourney, had
shipment of cattle and hogs on the
market and was very we'll pleased with
the market.
year ago lambs We're soc higher
than at present, while hogs We're $3.50
higher. Pork is now retailed at about
20 per cent cheaper than then, while
mutton is presented to the consumer
at practically the same old price.
what this market wants is two
dollar advance on hogs said sheep
buyer THAT would give us some
chance to compete with pork. As 1t
is we are losing money on everything
we kill. and. what makes it worse. it
is real money!
Jacob Juelfs and son. Richard, were
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-03-03

Wanted - Ten or twelve dozen white
or brown Leghorn hens or pulets.
Leon H. Will. 1906 West Main street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-03-03
PRAYER in Packages.
popular Magazine

One of Henry Ward Beecher's nep-
hews left the congregational church
and joined the Episcopalians-whi
mildly interested but did not partcu-
larly displease his various distin-
guished uncles; for they were all lib
eral in their theology.
During a visit which the nephew
made to the Rev. Thomas X. Reecher
in E!mira. n Y, he was invited each
morning to take part in family wor-
ship, and in each case read his prayer
from the Episcopal book of service.
The uncle said nothing about it UNI
til the last morning he was there. when
having read some verses of Scripture,
he turned genially to his guest and
said:
well, Fred. I guess you may give US
one more of those canned prayers"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-03-03

For Sale = Cheap. s75 piano GER
tificate. New phone 962 yellow.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-03-03
His Hard Fall.
((Wushington Star.)

Jacob III. Schiff, on the way to Egypt
on the Caronia, was criticising in the
smoking room the tenor singing OF a
Young man who gave, all by himself,
81 little musicale every night after dim
ner.
with a voice like that said Mr..
ordinary experiences.
II have friend with a voice like
that, a young broker. For his Christ
mas holidays my friend made Il little
tour of New England, visiting many
quaint old houses, many picturesque
churches.
Zone Sunday he went to church in
Salem or Gloucester or some such
place and lifted up his tenor voice in
teh hymns and responses with a fervor
and force that made the congregation
stare.
PLEASED with the attention he at
tracted, my friend threw back his head,
pufred out his chest, and, abandoning
the last vestige of restraint. sang with
all his might and main. high note
was approaching He collected his
powers to meet it, They We're staring
now-well he would give them some
thing to stare for What a glorious
thing this congregation singing was.
He must have more of it every Sun
day on his return to New York.
"a heavy hand fell on his shoulder.
He turned with a start and saw the
sexton, an old, bent man. gloWering at
him.
Here, young Teller, hold your noise,
said the sexton in a wheeZy whisper,
audible all over the building, We pay
people to do that here"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-03-03

on the market With four loads of cattle
and hogs from Galva. which sold sat
isfactorily on the market Mr.. Juelfs
is one OF lowa's most prominent feed
crs of cattle and shippers of all kinds
OF live stock.
james II. Dunbar has returned from
a two weeks trip in western Illinois
and southern Iowa. He says that the
feed lots are already showing the ef-
fccts OF the enormous runs of cattle
and hogs this winter and he Is of the
opinion that the receipts of fat cattle
and hogs will show a material decrease
in the near future.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-03-03

Wanted Names of parties who
have used Swamp Root as medicine
Address Ais, care T.-R