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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
EalIino In Love.

do not doubt that as the world goes
on deeper sense of moral responsible
ity in the matter of marriage will grow
up among us. But 1t will not take the
false direction of Ignoring these our
profoundest and holiest instincts. Mar
riage for money may go, marriage for
rank may go, marriage for position
may go, but marriage for love, ! be-
lleve and trust, will last forever. Men
in the future will probably feel that a
union with their cousins n near rela-
lions is positively wicked; that a union
with those too like them In person or
disposition Ii at least undesirable; that
a union based upon considerations Of
wealth or any other consideration save
considerations of immediate natural
impulse is base and disgraceful. But
to the end of time they will continue to
feel in spite of doctrinaires that the
voice of nature Is better far than the
voice of the lord chancellor or the
royal society and that the instructive
desire for a particular helpmate is
surer guide for the ultimate happiness
both of the race and of the individual
than any amount of deliberate consul
tation. 1t Is not the foolish fancies OF
youth that will have to be got rid Of,
but the foolish, wicked and mischie-
vous interference of parents or out
siders.-Grant Allen.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20

A Throwing stick" throwing
board" or spear thrower," as 1t is
sometimes called, is a contrivance for
casting javelln or harpoon, which Is
employed BY various savage races,
such as the Australians, some South
American tribes and especially by the
Eskimos, among whom its use Is al
most universal. Roughly speaking, 1t
is narrow grooved board foot or so
long, with one end cut into a handle
and the other provided with stud or
spur for the butt Of the spear to rest
against 1t is used thus: Grasping the
handle as he would a sword, the man
fits the shaft Of the spear into the
groove, with the butt resting against
the stud, steadying the spear with the
finger. Then, extending his arm and
bending back his hand till the spear
lies horizontal, he aims at the mark
and propels the weapon by a quick
forward jerk Of the stick. In this way
| have seen Eskimo boys casting their
forked Javelins at wounded waterfowl.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20

George Buchanan was a scholar, his
torian, controversialist and the best
Latin poet Of his age. Buchanan was
tutor to Mary, queen of Scots, and to
her son James. afterward James /. of
England. One day he caused himself
to be made king Of Scotland, and this
was the way of 1t: Having observed in
James a tendency to too ready acqui-
essence, he drew up paper for the
royal pupil to sign. James did so at
once without having read 1t. The doc
ument happened to be transfer of the
royal authority to Buchanan for fifteen
days, and no sooner had the poet got 1t
into his possession than he began to
play the monarch, even before the king
himself. James thought the man a lu-
matte until the instrument was pro
duced by which he had signed away
his sovereignty. This incident was
used by the worthy preceptor to illus
trate the days lesson on the RESPONSE
bilities of monarchs.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20

political tricksters always give
themselves away" said congress
man. '"Their methods remind me of
the two men who wanted to sell their
corpses for dissection. These two men,
miserably clad, called on the dean of
a medical college in New York.
1--WE are both ON the verge of star
walton, SIR the spokesman said. We
are well on In years, and 1t Is clear
that we haven't much longer to live.
Would you care to purchase our bodies
for your dissecting roomF
1.-THE dean hesitated.
"It is an odd proposition he NUT
tered.
But 1t is occasionally DONE said
the spokesman in an eager voice.
WELL said the dean, we might
arrange 1t. What price do you askT
lover in Philadelphia said the
spokesman, they gave us $40.' New
York Tribune.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
The cxpax Liz.

Just as soon as my husband and I
have $500 saved up besides our fare
we are going back to England" said
woman player. "Then we are 60
ing to buy one Of those gypsy wagons
they have over theH. They are too
awfully jolly for words, don't you
know. They are quite wide, have
hunks, cunning little kitchen and
sitting room. You wander through
the country all day; then at night you
stop, cook your supper, sit under the
trees and sleep out in tie open or in
the wagon, just as you rhoose. Many
of my artist and theatrical friends
have them and just wander from
place to place. 1t is an ideal way to
live; beats Households or bungalows.
II you have ever slept out in the open
and watched the stars over your head
you feel smothered In a bedroom. I
played through Australia, and we
went from place to place in big
wagon, sleeping out of doors at night"
New York Times.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
Knew the Sound Of Wood.

There was an argument on cricket
field in village near Nottingham,
England, which interrupted the game
for some time. The match was being
played between the local tradesmen
Of the village. All went well until
the bowler. who was the village con-
stable, man over six feet tall, sent a
ball which bumped up from the
ground and hit the village butcher,
who was batting and who was ex-
ceedingly fat and perspirlng freely, on
the head. The wicket keeper, a re-
markably thin and agile man, who
was the village grocer, caught the ball
and yelled, lows thatT'
"Houtw shouted the village baker,
who possessed only one eye.
"Hi say noww roared the fat butch
er, who refused to have 1t SO. But
hit 1T me on the cad"
Hi don't know where hit 1t you"
responded the umpire, who was the
village undertaken, "but Hi knows the
sound of wood when Hi ears hit, SO
bout you CO."
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20

To the man who has horse to sell
considerable leeway is allowed In the
matter of setting forth the animals
merits. 1--WE got the very horse you
want" said Gideon Lane, the Bushby
livery stable keeper, to one Of the
summer residents.
HE has no bad tricks?" queried the
gentleman. Safe for the family?"
"Lauzee, yes," returned Mr.. Lane
heartily. ANY lady can drive him,
and half dozen children could get on
his back and he'd never notice 'em.
Not trick to his name"
"Ah," said the summer resident, 81
don't wish horse without any spirit"
Spirit" echoed Mr.. Lane. well,
you just ought to see him on circus
day, that's all. And I'll tell you con-
fidentially 'twouldn't be well for too
many people to get on that horse at
nce."-Youth's Companion.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
Not So Bad as She Feared.

George" she whispered as she crept
little closer and placed her head
against his left hand second story vest
pocket-"George, l want to ask you a
question, very important one. Why
do you allude to papa as pirate 7
Surely you must have some good rea.
son for doing sol"
81 have, Indeed" responded George.
with a dreamy, faraway look In his
eyes. pirates board people. you know,
and l expect your father, IL my plans
work all right, to eventually board me"
"Oh, how clever you are, George!
Do you know, was awfully afraid
you were going to get of that ancient
chestnut about his being such an old
freebooter, and Pm so glad you didn't,
because all the fellows I've had have
said that, and was longing for some.
thing new"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
R.IIoanlna Among the cloud.,

1t has been my lot to see in arctic
regions some hundreds of thousands
of icebergs close at hand, and I have
always believed them to be the most
beautiful objects on earth, but the
clouds of the sky, close at hand, are
almost as beautiful. If you mount
above one Of these majestic things,
swiftly overlapping one by one its
folds and wreaths, and II remembering
how high 1t is you look down and see
only small green patches of earth
through holes in the cloud carpet be-
low, you have little thrill of con-
ception Of how lonely a man would
feel falling away down there and not
being able to see the spot where he
must alight 1t Is a safe little thrill,
however You know that you are not
going to fall. Such dizziness as some
persons feel in standing near great
heights on the earth is almost un-
known in ballooning.-Albert White
Worse In Success Magazine.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
coIdsmIth'a Actor.

Lord Nugent was one evening very
eloquent to Goldsmith in praise Of M.
Ia bad actor. But, my lord" said
Goldsmith, you must allow he treads
the stage very 1.-The waddles."
"WaddlesT said Lord Nugent.
Eyes, he waddles like a goose. Why,
you know we call him Goose NJ. Well,
and then, you know, when he endeav-
ors to express strong passion he bel
lows"
''BellowsT said Lord Nugent.
"To be sure he does-bellows like a
bull. Why, we call him Bull M. Well.
Then" continued Goldsmith, pursuing
his triumph, "his voice breaks. and he
croaks."
"CroaksT said Lord Nugent.
why, the fellow croaks like frog.
We call him Frog M"
'But NJ. is a good actor"
why, yes" said Goldsmith, "bar-
ring the goose and the bull and the
frog and a few other things could
mention, and, not wishing to speak Ill
Of my neighbors, will allow NJ. is a
good acknowledgements of the Earl Of
Nugent."
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20


Monkeys make poor nurses" said u
zoo keeper. when they live near a
stream of water and one Of the colony
falls sick they Invariably toss him
overheard. They don't want him
around His signs and groans annoy
them SO. 'Psst! OFF the dockr
Here in captivity l have to remove
at once sick monkey from his COM
rades' reach. Otherwise they would
soon kill him. When they can, well
monkeys take strange joy In tor
menting an invalid. They bite the end
Of his tail, they drag him about, and
they pinch him. Finally, when he
dies, as many as can find room sit on
his body, close together, very solemn,
as though engaged in some religious
rite"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20

Commenting on the thirteen super
stitions in the Oestereichishe Wochen-
schuift, Jacob e. Ehrllch, Jewish
writer, says; "The number thirteen is
surely not bad one for us. The
holy writ tells of the thirteen attri-
butes Of the Most High, and we have
thirteen feast days in each year. Our
great arch enemy, Haman, was hang
ed on the 18th of Abas. The thirteenth
birthday Of our sons is day Of joy
because on that day the child becomes
a member of the religious community.
The dream Of Joseph was of thirteen
the sun, the moon and eleven stars
and Jacob had thirteen children"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20

Though many people think SO who
hear me play" said the long haired
amateur, with studied carelessness, IL
have no intention of becoming u pro
fessional musician. l play merely to
kill time"
II knew that as soon as | heard
you," systematically replied one of his
isteners.-Kansas City Independent
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20

One of the most beautiful natural
rock carvings In the world is the
Southern Cross, on the island OF Grand
Manan. In the bay OF Fundy. 1t
stands at the head of u ledge OF rocks
jutting into the bay from the foot of
one of the immense cliffs at the south.
ern end of the Grand Manan. Its
shape is that Of an almost perfect
cross
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
He Miuht.

Old Golf PROFESSIONALISM, yen no
max a gowffer Ye've begun over
late and we've over muckle polite.
But It's just possible II We pr-ractice
hard, vera hard. for twa-three years
We MIGHT Jones (expectantly)-Yes :?
PROFESSIONALISM MIGHT begin to haze a
glimmer that yen never ken the r-rudl-
ments o. the game.-London Sketch.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
Said What Oh. Meant

"oh. I am SO awfully ashamed Of
myself" said Edith Jones to her dear
est girl chum. when Henry proposed
to me last night 1 intended to say, so
student but quite lost my head and
exclaimed, AT lastr"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20

"Animals." said the teacher, ERE
quently become attached to people. but
plants never do"
How about burs, teacher" Queried
the small boy at the foot of the class
Chicago News.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
Sarcastic.

Guest Qmpatiently)-I say, waiter,
how long have you been employed
here3 Waiter = Bout a week, sir.
Guest-oh, is that all? Then must
have given my order to some other
waiter.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20

Miss oldgirl-Do you think Mr.. Sniff
kins Is sincere when he writes that
he loves me more than tongue can
tellf Miss Peachblow - dare say.
He's tongue tied, you know.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
Upward.

"Is Mike Clancy here?' asked the
visitor to the quarry after the prema-
ture explosion.
mo, sir" replied Costigan. Hes
gone"
For good9
well, sor, he whit in that direction"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20

1t Is as hard to flnd man without
guilt as a fish without a backbone
Archytos,
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1908-11-20
N f w
f UR NIT u r E
I'll o u S e.

TTAVING LAID IN THE LARGEST AND
H most fashionable stock Of furniture ever
In Montgomery county, am ready to srve
customers In the Humphrey Building, Rock
willie, a large rear addition to which has re-
Gently been made and used by me in this line.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-06-05

large flaming posters having been
ordered through the Record to adver-
tise the many attractions that have
been arranged for the day. They will
appear in about a week. Additional
attractions that are being worked up
are a slack wire walker from Carls-
bad and a ladies' riding tournament.
The latter will be an event of impor-
lance and interest. 1t is planned to
a regular riding tourney, in
the contestants will endeavor
to capture rings from posts with
lance while riding at full speed, the
same as similar events for men have
been arranged. The tourney will be
arranged IL riders a be found.
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Best Calico Saturday 5c.-Makin's
Dedication of New Baptist Church

Dedication of New Baptist Church
On Sunday next the new building
of the First Baptist church will be
dedicated. The full program of the
service will be published tomorrow.
DR.. j. F. Love, Of Atlanta, Georgia,
will preach at eleven o'clock, and
DR.. Bruce Kinney at eight in the eve
ming.
There will be a platform meeting
in the afternoon, with ten minute
addresses by pastors and other prom
inent citizens and music by the ve-y
best talent.
There will be no special invitations
sent out, but 1 take this method of
extending a cordial invitation to the
public to attend the services Of the
day.
H. F. vERMILLION, Pastor.
Best Calico Saturday 5c.-Makin'S.
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HOWARD BOOTH AND
MRS. CIISBEE MARRIED

Belated news has come of the mar
Rage Of Howard Booth, special agent
for the Santa Fee railroad, and Mrs.
Hattie Clisbee, both Of this city.
yesterday, May 81, at Pecos, Tex.
the Baptist minister at that place
performing the ceremony. Since then
they have been OF a trip to Fort
Worth, Decatur and Bowie. Tex. and
have lately arrived In Roswell They
WIN make their home In this city as
much - the duties Of Mr.. Booth will
eermit, hla posilon keeping him II
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-06-05

Walter Long returned last night
from Little Rock, Ark, accompanied
by his niece, Miss Calder, who will
spend the summer here and at Ell
Moro ranch, the country home of Mr..
Long.
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THE ODD FELLOWS TO
DECORATE GRAVES.

DECORATE GRAVES.
At a meeting of Samaritan Lodge
L. o. o. F. last night it was decided
to have memorial service next Sun
day, June Z, for the departed mem
bers of the order, eleven of whom
been laid to rest in the South
Side cemetery Of this city. The lodge
are to assemble at the hall
two o'clock, and proceed with
flowers to the cemetery to decorate
the graves of brothers. Rev. John w.
Smith has been secured as speaker
for the occasion and will deliver a
brief address at the cemetery. All
who a give flowers to this worthy
cause are asked to do SO.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-06-05

Mr.. and Mrs. H. E.. Barley and
Miss Bertha Barkley. of Mayhill, Ote-
TO county, were here today buying a
complete outfit for house keeping.
the couple first named being a bride
and groom of two weeks. The bride
was formerly Miss Lizzie Morley.
The couple viii locate at Pinon. near
Hope. in about two weeks.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-06-05

various points on the Santa Fe sys-
tenn in this section Of the country
much Of the time. Mr.. Boot has
a resident of Roswell since tn
early days. Mrs. Clisbee has live
here two or three years. Both have
friends, all of whom ex
tend congratulations and best wishes
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-06-05

Eb Sphinx, Of Jacksonville, Ill, a
former land agent for the Tallmadge
company, who has land interests in
the valley, and DR.. E. b. Fletcher
and S. NJ. Smithson, of Winchester.
Ill, arrived last night to spend a
week or ten days in the valley.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-06-05
IA races by champion skaters.
Dexter Couple Married Here.

Arthur Lee and Mrs. Rhoda Noble,
both of Dexter, were married at the
office of Judge ]. T. Evans at $50
las evening, the judge performing
the ceremony in the presence Of a
few friends. The couple will make
their home with Mr.. and Mrs. R. ].
Bloomfield, near Dexter, for whom
Mr.. Lee runs a hay-baler. The groom
formerly resided in Roswell Inc is
known among his friends as Rocky"
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-06-05

FOR SALE One sideboard, oak,
with French plate mirror, almost
new; one-i iron bed, brass trimmed
with springs and mattress, and one
hall tree. Will sell cheap. Call at
724 N. Main st. S3t2
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-06-05
WANTED:... Blacksmith. -.-Oasis
Ranch Co. S3tf
VERDICT AGAINST WALTER
SET ASIDE

New York, June 5.-The verdict
against Walter Gillette, former vice
president of the Mutual Life Insur-
ance Company, who had been con-
victed of perjury in connection with
the life insurance investigation, was
set aside today by the appellate dis
trict court. Gillette had been sentenc-
ed to six months in prison.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-06-05

For GOOD THINGS TO EAT see
Mrs. Stewart, the DELCATESSEN,
Wednesday and Saturday. Lunches
for parties and pic1ics. 300 N. Rich
ardson, phone 523. S3t2
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Scotch Collie pups for sale. Appl!
to John Olsen at w. P. Turner.
place. 79t6'
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FOR SALE Good horse and buggy
at a bargain. Apply 201 N. Penn
S3t4s
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Best & Torian Transfer Co.
Ring 44O. If you don't get Joe, yol
get Ernest. 82t3
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ELKS PLAN LADIES'
RInlMG TnIIR AL A "A

RIDING TOURNAMENT
The Fourth of July committee of
the EIks lodge is proceeding steadily
with its preparations for a big cele-
bration here on independence Day,
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1908-06-05

II champion skaters in the
exhibition.
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z bars Pearl White soap, Csc
Makin's. SGT
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Roswell Gas Co.
LOCAL NEWS. )

See Ririe & Mussenden for and sui
veytng aid concrete work. lit w
Ind ST., phone aga. 1926
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regular meeting today did not declare
the customary dividend.
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Missouri Pacific Passes Dividend
New York, June 5.-The directors
the Missouri Pacific road at their
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Charles w. DeFreest leaves Sun
day morning for Chicago, where he
will meet his father and visit other
relatives. Incidentally he will attend
the Republican national convention.
Correct legal hlanEs. RECORD Otncs
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Best Calico Saturday 5c.-Makin's
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Correct legal blanks. Record Office
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aren't worth a plcayune to you
on wash days, if we have them
a i you haven't.
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For Sale.

legal bianRs, RECORD Office
The San Francisco call., 1908-03-10
EASTERN MARKETS
NEW YORK srocK MARKET

YORK March held
BY
which occurred Saturday There evident haste
afforded
SATURDAYS the trading started off transactions
The
dropped midday prices
With the outside demand
audp ightend
the The
the floating supply OF stocks found be light again and
obstacles
OF the speculative which has operated
development
railroad traffic officials mentioned without enthusiasm
and
the general of the attributed
forthcoming heavily Adces
and further resumption
that here held The
the steel trade helped by the unprecedented
o1O5o finished
January be so above the
nearly bankers
of
inquiries this This is confined 10 high
prevailing making attraction
This development
considering
the eened shipments
OF which feature OF last week The low
figures public during
The
vast firmly held to the end
were Total par value s2,8osoo United States bonds
unchanged call