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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26
MRS. TAFT TELLS THIS ONE
(New Haven Register.

Mrs. Taft, in a New Haven interview
said that she thought divorce worse thar
war.
Yet marriage itself is war sometimes
isn't it?'' added Mrs. Taft Some people
campaign daily.
There is a couple of this sort in Gin
cinnau. 1t was a marriage de conyen-
ance, theirs. That is to say. the lady had
money.
THE lady had temper, too. She in
sisted always that her wealth be recog-
nized. One afternoon the husband
brought friend home in the new auto
mobile.
While his wife stood on the doorstep
the husband showed the automobile s
points to his friend, circling about it, pat
ting its shining paint and brass work low
ingly.
What a gem our automobile he
cried, but his rich wife sharply interrupt
ed him.
MY automobile. If you please she
snapped from the doorstep. My money
bought it..
=" Yes. madam said the husband, glanc-
ing at his friend. and your money bought
me- "
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26
Mems Section

BATH ROBES-New shipment OF handsome
bath robes-all the shades: Tan, brown
blue gray. garnet dark green and dark red.
Splendid materials: excellently made AS low
as $3.50; high as $780,
SUIT CASES AND BAGS-Our patrons are
aware of the quality and style of these suit
cases. They aware Of another thing: the
decided under prices-for we undersell other
dealers-a saving each case or bag of from
one to several dollars We sell dozens where
other stores sell few Beauties at $500; some
are as much $500.
HOSIERY-The kind that wear-and that Is
the only kind to talk about. These half hose
are closely woven with selected wool, 35c-s
pairs for $1.00.
Our cashmere hose is now in. Dark red, blue.
black and gray. Quality guaranteed, 25c to Soc.
JEWELRY-We do not feature jewelry, but
at the time notice that we never miss
a sale in cuff links and sets-50 cents to $500.
HANDKERCHIEFS- The careful dresser
has new handkerchief tucked into the upper
pocket of his coat-or some other nObby style.
15c to 75c. Also linen and mercerized handker-
chiefs
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. question the smart
test line of 50 cent neckwear we ever carried.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26
THE AWAKENING OF UTAH.

| Otdn IS coming into her own. The
signs are unmistakable. Handicapped
by outside prejudice and ignorance, she
has for years been neglected by the
people of her sister commonwealth,
particularly by those of the east, and
what progress she has made has been
almost wholly through the exertions of
her own people. The ancient prejudice
against the state, however, and the ig-
norance concerning her people and re-
sources are silently retiring, and Utah
can at last prepare to take her rightful
place among the commonwealth.
The laborers and mechanics. the alert
business men and capitalists, and the
ambitious sons of farmers in the
crowded east are perceiving the oppor-
tunities of the state. and with the
business energy and ability which
characterizes the American people,
Utah has taken UP the work of listing,
classifying and describing her resources
to the end that the laborer, the home
seeker and the capitalist may be as
sisted In finding a place here, where
they may thrive and prosper
Just as the shopper is assisted by the
display of goods in a store, so are in
tending settlers and prospective bust
ness enterprises aided by the collec-
ton of accurate information relative
to the mining, agricultural, business.
manufacturing and transportation re-
sources of a region.
1t is big job to do this in a state so
large and fertile in natural resources
as Utah, and The Herald proposes to
help in the work just as far as it is
able. With this object in view, it has
arranged for series of articles by ex-
perts dealing with the resources and
opportunities of Utah and the territory
tributary to Salt Lake.
The first articles will be prepared by
r. e. Benedict. consulting forester, and
person who is familiar with the ag-
ricultural, livestock and numbering con-
ditions throughout the west. These ar
ticles will cover a wide scope
Mr.. Benedict's articles will, of course.
only treat of the general conditions. af-
fording broad view of the present and
future development of agriculture, fruit
growing, numbering. the livestock in
dustry. hydro-electric power, and fore
cast the growth of towns and cities.
and the extension of railroads and SUBJ
urban lines.
Then articles on the mineral re-
sources, the baser metals, coal, asphalt.
oil and other deposits. will be prepared
by men familiar with them. Announce
ment of these articles will be made
later
We believe these articles will prove
of great interest and value to the peo-
pie of Utah and the surrounding re-
gion. and will assist the various Com
mercial clubs and the industries con-
cerned very materially In the irnpor-
tant work of collecting and disseminat-
Ing information relative to the advan-
tages and opportunities of the inter |
region.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26
CALLS "UNCLE JOE"
A SCALAWAG
Evanston Divine Also Applies Term
to Sherman and Hopkins.
Chicago Record-Herald.)

i usually vote the Republican ticket
p,lt no narty has any tag tied on me-" de-
ciared Rev. William T. McIlveen to his
young mems class at the First Congrega-
.lotia, cnuIcn, Evanston, yesterday, and
II lived in Danville and it was vote for
Mr cannon or vote the Democratic
ticket l would vote the Democratic ticket
cannon, Hopkins and Sherman, vice pres
idential nominee, are nothing but political
scalawags.
Il believe that the only thing that saved
hughes and won him the denomination
dor the governorship of New York last
tuesday was the action of President
Roosevelt in declaring that Hughes must
De nominated in order to save New York
to the national ticket.
Il admire Hughes as a man, and ne
mas won the nomination for governor
again, but l have grave doubts as to his
election. 1t all depends upon the way the
Democrats in New York are able to pull
together"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26
Good treatment is as important as
reasonable prices. We offer yoat both.
Saturday In the Toilet Section

25c Hard Rubber Combs for &c.
1oc cake Toilet Soap, assorted odors. for &C.
or for 25c.
Rogers and Gallet's Toilet Waters assorted
odors, s125 size for 7Sc $3.50 size for Sl.OS.
65c and 75c Ebony Nail Buffers for ooc, ana
Orange Wood Sticks, for &c.
35c and SOC Whisk Brooms from our regular
stock no old stuff. sale price, 25c.
SOC Nail Brushes, with handle, for &c.
SOC best quality Cold Cream for 25c a jar.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

mother, Mrs. William Baruch of Pu-
ebio, Colo, are at the Cullen hotel.
X X y
Mrs. Charles Hollinesworth of Ogden
spent yesterday in the city.
MI. and Mrs. F. 8. Fox have re-
turned home from California, after &C.
cupying Mrs. e. F. Holmes cottage
"Sonoma" at Manhattan Beach all
summer They also visited friends in
Santa Cruz and San Francisco
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

The band played Hail t. the Chez
when Hearst entered the New York In
dependence convention. but as Hearst
hired the band and paid for the hall,
perhaps the recognition could not be
avoided.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

John w. Kern is evidently an old
hunter. The Democratic candidate for
vice president shoots straight to the
mark. We know now why they like
him in Indiana
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26
DULL DAYS.
ATLANTA Constitution.

ATLANTA COnstitutiOn.)
"The only news / have to tell YOU. a.
wrote the Billville citizen, lis that the
river has riz an drownded all yer cat
tie. an yer uncle has broke jail: like
wise the wilder woman you wux a-goin'
ter marry has RUINED off with q book
agent Outside Of these here things. We
air all a-doin' WELL"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

Senator Gore says the only trust
Roosevelt succeeded in eliminating was
contained in the motto on the coins.
In God We Trust" That's true as
gospel. but congress made him put It
back.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

That card index system Of Chairman
Hitchcock is said to be working like a
charm. 1t is common rumor that only
one card was sent to Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26
VIA AIR SHIP.
(Pick-Me-Upl

Employer-Did you tell Mr. Boreham.
who called, that 1 had gone to Amer
lea?
New Office Boy.Yes. sir: told him
you had started this morning.
Good. What did he say?"
HE wished to know when you'd re-
turn, sir. and / told him 1 did not think
You would be back until after lunch
con-"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

Senator Beveridge will speak in Salt
Lake Oct. 10. Pity some of the big
fellows couldn't come.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

Taft's voice played out on him after
one day of active campaigning. About
one trip will cure him of champing the
bit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

AS usual, the insurgents got skinned.
Like the cells, they are probably used
to it by this time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

WI Ting Fang is to be replaced at
Washington. If China has keener
diplomat or brighter man to send over
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

Conference weather" week in ad-
vance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

+ +
= Largest Daily and Sunday =
Circulation in Salt Lake proved =
by investigation. y
= 4 y y
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26

here the American public will De great
ly surprised.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26
Specials for Saturday Only In
the Linen and Domestic Depts.

Bleached and Unbleached Cotton Flannel.
Saturday special &c yard.
Bleached and Unbleached Shaker Flannel
Saturday special sc yard.
36-inch Fine English Percales and Madras
colorngs. Saturday special lie yard.
27-inch Kimono Flannelettes in all the new
colorngs Saturday special lie yard.
Standard Dress Gighams in stripes and
checks for Childrens Dresses. 1212c and l5c
grade-Saturday special 10c yard
100 pieces New Outings. light and dark coors
Saturday special 10c yard
3s-inch Bleached Muslin Regular price 1-sc
yard-Saturday special &c yard.
1S-inch Striped Glass Toweling. Regular price
1-3c yard-Saturday special SIC yard.
Cream Breakfast Cloths. size 60x76 inches
Saturday special EACH CSC.
few Bedspreads-colored and Whitehall
slightly soiled-will be sold way under price
Saturday.
Bleached Napkns-size 1Sx1S. Regular $1.5O
grade-Saturday special s1.o0 dozen.
Turkish Roller Towels-ready for use. Regu-
lar 45c enthusiastically special soc each.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26
Ch5Ldre7a's Underwear

Ch1drenS gray medium weight
feeced cotton union suits, open or drop seat
high neck, long sleeves, ankle length 8 years
at 40c each; larger sizes at other prices.
Boys heavy fleece union suits in gray, extra
well made, all sizes at 75c parment
Boys fall weight Egyptian cotton union
suits, all sizes, at CSC.
Boys natural wool union suits. drop or open
seat, all extra well finished, all sizes 81 Is
Misses white or gray wool union suits drop
seat to IL years and open seat to II years; hand
finished around neck and down the front. all
sizes. % per suit
Boys heavy feeced vests and drawers at soc
per garment.
Children's combed cotton heeced vests and
pants, cream, hand finished. 1 year to 10 years
45c; from IL to IA years. Soc
Children's gray cream feeced cotton vests
and pants, all sizes. Csc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-09-26
WEATHER FOR SALT LAKE.
THE M ETAlS.

Silver. 51%c per ounce.
Copper (cathodes)-13 5-l6c per pound.
Lead--$4.60 per 100 pounds.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21
MERELY TYPICAL.

She entered a car and took a seat.
Then she opened her handbag and
took out a purse, closed the hand
bag and opened the purse, took out a
dime and closed the purse, opened the
handbag and put in the purse. She
handed the dime to the conductor
and took a nickel in change. Then
she opened the handbag and took
out the purse, put in the nickel and
closed the purse, opened the hand
bag and put in the purse, closed the
handbag, Strengthened her hat, felt
her back hair, pushed in the hair
pins, pulled up her gloves and leaned
back in her seat with an air of SUI
preme satisfaction
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21
They Agree.

Many Missourians in all parts
of the state agree that we should
have some sort of a handy refer
ence volume of Missouri bio
graphical history and they are Of
the opinion that, Who is who In
Missouri" should be the title.
There is no question but what
we need such a book and that it
would find it's way into every Ii
brary in the state and into every
reading home. 1t would keep
the people posted concerning the
menand women, who have placed
the state to the fore. So much
of our very best biographical his
tory goes to the tomb every year
and so far as we are concerned
we do not desire to walt until the
morning of the resurrection tC
find out who is who in Missouri
and what they have accom-.
plished,
We again call upon the jour
nalists and the literati of the
state to consider this matter anC
tell US what they think. There
could be some way provided t.
meet the expence of such a pub
location without any sacrifice OF
the part of any individual, and
if the matter contained in tn,
book be well chosen, concise anC
general, it would be a work tina
would live and in after years j
would be enlarged. columbia
Herald.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21

their party. There may be some
excuse for a party voter to
scratch a nominee for some per-
sonal reason or if he knows the
nominee to be corrupt or un-
worthy, or on account of kinship
or close friendship, but in the
absence of any of these reasons
we cannot see how a voter can,
with honor, scratch his party's
nominee and vote for the op.
posite nominee when he took
part in the nomination. But
some do it just the same.
Huntsville Herald.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21
SOUR AID.

Napoleon was in a witty mood.
Calling his trusty lieutenant to his
side, he said:
"Antonio, I wish to ask YOU a
frank question. l don't believe you
like my aid?"
"Well, general" hesitated the
lieutenant, ''to be candid with you, !
don't"
"And why not?"
"He's a lemon"
Napoleon laughed until his snuff,
box ratified.
"a 1emon?' Ha! Ha! That's
good. If he is a lemon he must be
a lemon aid"
And after such a joke as this it ii
little wonder Napoleon lost the bat.
tie of Waterloo.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21
MORE FOR USE THAN SHOW
Beautiful "Flowers" Praised by So
elety Girl Were Designed for
Humble Purpose.

One Of the cleverest girls in New
York society bushes every time she
hears the name of Octave Mirbeau,
the Paris playwright, for it reminds
her of an occasion on which she be-
trayed Ignorance of one of the
simplest of agricultural products.
She went with her chaperon and
several friends to the authors Cor
meilles house to see the gardens, of
which he is prOuder than of his
playwriting ability. One of the first
things that caught her eye was a
bed of green plants, tipped with red,
The contrast appealed to her es-
thetic sense, and she gushed a little,
just the least bit in the world. In
dicating the parterre with the tip of
her parasol, she cried, "What lovely
things they are! You must send
me some of the flowers when they
bloom, dear NJ. Mirbeau." To which.
with a laugh, the builder Of comedie;
returned, "You may have to wait
some time, for they are c~abbages-
the kind one eats in your beautiful.
America with corned beef, yor
know"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21
THE REAL TROUBLE.


"Some mis-bul sinner took an
ruined off wild de collection hat las
meetin' day." said Brother Dickey,
"an' | well knows dat eff dar wuz
no SIGH place as hell, de good Lawd
would make one fer dat sinner!'
"Was there much money in the
hat?"
"No, sub; day warn't so much ez
a brass button in it."
"Then why are you so mad
about it?"
'Hit wuz my hat" he said.-At'
lanta Constitution.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21
ARE MICROBES IN
YOUR SCALP
Many Explanations Of Badness Have Been
Been Advanced. The Most Correct
Is That of Microbes.

The term ''microbe" refers to a
parasitic plant OF fungi also called
bacteria. A microbe is 30 small that
it can only be detected by the aid of
a microscope. Some microbes are
harmless, while others produce var
ious diseases, and derive their titles
through the form of their growth or
because of the diseases they create,
! which diseases are infectious or con-
tagious,
Prof. Unna of Hamburg, Germany,
and DIR. Sabourand, the leading der
matologist of France, discovered that
a microbe caused badness and their
theory has time and again been am-
ply verified through research exper-
iments carried on through the obser-
walton of eminent scientists. This
microbe lodges in the Sebum, which
is the natural hair oil, and if per-
mitted to flourish, it destroys the
hair follicles, and in time the pores
entirely close and the scalp gradually
takes on a shiny appearance. When
this happens there is no hope of the
hair growth being revived.
Dandruff is a contagious diseases
which a microbe causes and later pro-
duces itching scalp, falling hair and
badness. Dandruff is caused by the
microbe diseasing the ~sebaceous mat
ter, which dries. up and scales off.
Sometimes the cuticle surrounding
the hair allows the natural oil of the
hair to force its ways between the
flakes of scarf skin direct to the hair
and the microbe being between the
fakes force them apart and they
scale off as dandruff.
We have a remedy which positively
will remove dandrGa, e~xtetminate
the microbe, promote good circula.
%tionin the scalp, tighten and revita.
= lie the hair roots, grow hair and cure
badness. We back up this Statement
on our own personal guarantee thai
this remedy, which is called Rexal
1893" Hair Tonic, will be supplied
free of all cost to the use- if it fail
TO do as we promise. 1t will also re
store gray and faded hair to It's origi
nal rich, glossy color, if loss of colo
. has been caused by disease, yet it i
in no n a dye Rexall 1893" Hal
a Tonic accomplishes these results b.
L making every hair root, f%ollicle ant
pigment gland strong and active ant
e by stimulating a natural flow of color
7 ing pigment into the hair cells,
Rexall 1893" Hair Tonic is e%ntirel
free from grease or sediment, is eS
ceedingly pleasant to use, and vii
not gum the hair or soil the clothing
or pillows.
We want everyone troubled wit
S hair or scalp ailments even thong
e they are bald in spots, to try Rexa.
1893" Hair Tonic on our guarantee
We exact no obligations or promises
and simply ask you to give it
thorough trial and if not satisfied
tell us and we will refund the none
paid us. Two sizes 80 cents and Sl.C
Sold by Crenshaw & Young.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21

tack the vital organs, causing catarrh of
the bladder, or the kidneys themselves
break down and waste away cell by cell.
Bladder troubles almost always result
from a arrangement of the kidneys and
a cure is obtained quickest by a proper
treatment Of the kidneys. If you are feel
ing badly you can make no mistake by
taking DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-ROOt, the
great kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
It corrects inability to hold urine and
scalding pain i'll passing it, and over
comes that unpleasant necessity of being
compelled to go often through the day.
and to get up many times during the
night. The mild and the extraordinary
effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized.
1t stands the highest for its wonderful
cures of the most distressing cases.
Swamp-Root is pleasant 10 take and is
sold by all druggists in ifty-cent and
one-dollar size bottles. You may have a
sample bottle of this wonderful new dis.
covery and a book that tells all about il.
both sent free by mail. Address, DR.. xii.
mer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When
writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper. Don't make anv
mistake, but remember the name, Swamp
Root, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the
address, Binghamton, N. Y, on every
bottle.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21
SENSE OF HUMoR.

"Should a public man have a
sense of humor?"
eyes" answered Senator Sor-
ghum.
'But the people want serious
men,"
"Thats the point. You must
have a sense of humor in order to
recognize anything that might prove
diyerting and avoid saying it."
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21
SHERLOCK HOLMES.

We passed, in the course of an
hour, two dead COWS and more than
so dead chickens. A strong smell of
gasoline pervaded the atmosphere
and there we're wheel tracks in the
dust.
Sherlock Holmes became greatly
interested.
'Watson," exclaimed he, after
deep thought, "there's been an auto
mobile along here louisville
Courier-Journal
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21

In speaking Of an alliance be-
tween some friends of Folk and
Hadley, one of the best posted
Republicans in the county says
that Democrats betrayed Cow
herd and Republicans betrayed
Folk" The election Of Hadley
and the defeat Of Folk looks like
he has it sized up about right,
There we're only a few Demo
Gratis in Randolph who scratched
Cowherd' $ name and voted for
8Hadley, thereby betraying their
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21
MAY ENrgR A CONVENT.

Grand Duchess Elizabeth, widow
of the Grand Duke Sergius, who was
assassinated in Moscow in 1905, has
retired to a Russian convent and it
is said that she may take the veil.
Her adopted daughter, Marie, is the
wife Of Prince William Of Sweden
and since her marriage the grand
duchess has retired from society.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21

The Kansas City Star says that
there are still a few editors who
cannot write anything really fun
ny until they tackle an obituary
notice. tits to be presumed that
this keen bit Of witty acumen on
the part of the Star is chargeable
to their Missouri Notes" editor
who a year or two ago wittily
took to task the Grafton of a
young man at the commence
ment exercises of the Holden
high school and predicted that
the young man after giving utter
ance to mock heroic ideals would
probably find his calling on the
seat of a grocery delivery wagon
at five per week, when as a mat
ter of fact the Grafton that the
funny man thought he was pick.
ing to pieces was a part of the
address made to the class by DR.
Matt Hughes, at that time pastor
of the Independence Avenue
Methodist church in Kansas City
-Cass County Democrat.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1908-11-21
Ladies.

Having taken thorough instructions
IN Swedish Shampooing Scalp treat
ment and Facial Massage am now
prepared to give you the very best
attention at my home. l also have
one of the latest devices for drying
hair.
MRS. GEO. WITTENBURG,
Over Pete Egle's,
Franklin Ave.
l0.3tf Phone 2l3 and 426.