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Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26
EA0LETS.

GAVk6ISs
Theodore Oeline. president Of the G.
SeipD and West side Brewing Com
paltts. IL man In whom the public
aM the business world has confidence.
And one whom the people would gladly
honor by any gift In their power.
The record made by william T.egner.
vice.president and manager Of the
West Side Brewing Company. and
treasurer of the Conrad Scipp Brew.
Ing Company. both as II business man
and rs u public official. IL without spot
or Flemish. Mr.. Legner stands high In
t'." estimation of all Chicagonl,s. As the
Democratic candidate for city treasurer
rrNt spring. he would be invincible.
Cyril Il. Jandus II one of the ablest
and most popular men In the State
Senate. lie would serve the people
well on the bench.
~eEA
Joseph Theurcr. president Of the
Peter Schoenhofen Brewing Company,
Is Il man who would do honor to any
office within the gift of the people. Mr..
rhpurer has always been prominent In
movements for the welfare of Chicago
and holds II big place IN the esteem II
the public as u business man and \
| citizen.
ASA
As Master-in-C hancery of the Fed
eral Court. james =. Hopkins has
made clean and able record. ana has
gained the highest respect Of both
bench and bar.
Among Chicngos hundreds Of enter.
prlsing businyss men there is no name
more RESPECTED than that of Ernst To.
sctti, heaK of the great Ernst TosettI
Brewing Company.
~SA
| Alderman Frank ID. COnnery will
have no trouble In being reelected.
The people of the Twenty-eighth Ward
know Il good Alderman when they sec
one.
Adam Ortseifen, president Of the Nc
LxvOy, and Wacker Il Blrk Brewing
I Companies, IL II man whose record rs q
public official, business man and q
citizen. has won for him the confidence
ana respect Of the entire public.
John Taylor BOoz,. the popular at
torney, would represent the Twenty
first Ward well m the City Council.
Martin Il. Breell, president of tin
great firm Of Breen Il Kennedy, com
mands the respect Of all who know
him. Mr.. Breen IL OF the type Of citl
zen who have made Chicago great ant
prosperous.
%SA
Albert J. Hopkins will he triumphant
ly reelected to the United States Sen
ate when the Legislature cOnvenes mex
month.
~
The beer brewed by the well know
Birk Bros. brewery Is second to non
IN the country. Their famous Super
Is n favorite with everyone that know
and enjoys good beer. william \. Bir
ana Edward J. Birk president an
treasurer, respectively of this success
Hful brewery, stand high In the estima
ton of the people Of Chicago ms abb
business men and progressive citizens
Z ~
Alderman Arthur w. Fulton In
made a good, clean record in the Cit
Council and the people of the Thil
teenth ward will show their npprecli
ton of his faithful service on mex
April.
~eA
Ernst Ilummel, president of til
South Chicago Brewing Company, Ia
made II splendid success by the eyercis
=, Of honest, straightforward method
and fair dealing with his fellow mel
This Is the secret of his success.
~A
, The Atlas Brewing Company, unde
! the able management of its presiden
Charles J, vopickh, continues to el
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26
At THE lTHEATERS
STUDEBAKER,


"The Fair Cold" remains In COM
mnnd Of the theatrical field In Chicago.
and Elsie Janis II lending her little
army Of college boys and girls to u
foOtlight victory ut every performance
From the very beginning, when the
Chicago critics proclaimed George
AIDES latest college comedy with mu-
sic the best thing he had ever writ
ton, the Stu,lebakcr has been the
scene Of continued prosperity. accom-.
panied by much real. healthy applause.
ana capacity crowds. These several
requisites Of success seem to have
brought the prOverbial more success"
ana the steady line OF ticket buyers
In front Of the Studebaker box Office
IL an animate REPUTATION OF the state.
ment that people aren't spending much
money this Christmas. According to a
sworn statement made by the treasurer
Of the Studebaker before a notary pub
lie Mt the instigatIon Of a Chicago
daily paper, there have been but
twelve empty seats In the the theater
since the opening night, more than a
month ago, ana this record In unbeat.
en- by that OF any other Chicago play.
house.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26
GREAT NORTHERN.


The third edition of ME, Him AMI
l." an up-to-date musical comedy, I'M
der the direction of Hurtig 4 Sea-
mon, starring the three popular come
dams, E Lee Wrothe, Billy W. Wat
son and Billy Arlington, as the Irish
man, the German ana the tramp, re-
spectively, will be the New Years week
attraction at the Great Northern The
alter. This Is the fifth annual tour OF
this company, which has during the
preceding years, on account OF its mer-
Its, received unstinted praise and pat
rOnage from the theater-gOing public.
The entire production has been bright
ened with new scenery, costumes and
properties. The company to support
the three comedians has been carefully
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

selected. Fifty people, VIII he in the
cast.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

The record made by william Legner,
vice-president and manager of the
West side Brewing Company. and
treasurer of the Conrad Seipp Brew.
Ing Company. both as II business man
and as public official, Is without spot
or blemlsh. Mr.. Legner stands high In
IT," estimation of all Chicagoal,S. AS the
Democratic candidate for city treasurer
next spring. he would be invlncible.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26
AUDITORIUM.

The second and last week Of 1.-The
Mimic World" will begin ut the Audi.
forum Sunday afternoon. Dec. -. This
splendid review has been one OF the
biggest events OF the present theatrical
season In Chicago. and the appearance
Of Miss Gertrude Hoffman,, the won.
derful dancer. In connection with the
great Shubert Fields musical prOduc-
ton, will surely pack the Auditorium
ut every performance as It has done
the past week. The season II not like
ly to give MS II more delightful and eX-
hilarating attraction than this cOmbi-
nation of Miss Hoffman, and "'rhe
Mimic World" both establishing fresh
triumph In the Windy City. 1t IL a
happy. rOllicking burlesIue. which goes
with snap aud dash almost irresisti'
BILE. 1t IL a composite entertainment of
the highest timber and delighted play
goers the past week.
Victor Moore will follow "The Mimic
World" In George M. COhan's most pop
ular success. ''rhe Talk of New York.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

iberia. appendicitis and lot more all.
ments In the psychic waves that operate
to appease hunger
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26
I1l6QA

Alderman Arthur w. Fulton has
made good, clean record In the city
Council and the people of the Thir-
teenth ward will show their npprecia-
ton of his faithful service on next
April.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26
I6lG1A

The Atlas Brewing Company, under
the able management Of its president,
Charles j. Voplcka. continues to en-
JOY an uninterrupted flow Of business
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

Ernst IIummel, president of the
South Chicago Brewing Company, has
made II splendid success by the eXercisd
Of honest, straightforward methods
and fair dealing with his fellow; men.
This Is the secret of his success.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

Let reverence for law be taught In
schools and college, be written In spell
ing books and primers. be published
from pulpits, and proclaimed In leglsla-
tive houses, ana enforced In the courts
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

Cyril Il. Jandus II one of the ablest
and most popular men IN the State
Senate. lie would serve the peOpl,
well on the bench.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

The beer brcwed by the well known
Birk Bros. brewery is second to none
IN the country. Their famous Superb
Is favorite with everyone that knows
ana enjoys good beer. william \. Birl,
and Edward J. Birk, president and
treasurer, respectively of this success
Iful brewery, stand high In the estima-
ton of the people Of Chicago as able
business men ana progressive citizens
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

George A. Blettner. the Chicago man.
ager for the famous BerghOf Brewing
Company, has earned high place In
the estimation OF Chlcagoans by his
high and honorable business methods
and his record as a citizen.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

Joseph Theurcr. president Of the
Peter Schoenhofen Brewing Company.
Il u man who would do honor to any
office within the gift of the people. Mr..
Theurer has always been prominent in
movements for the welfare Of Chicago
and holds II big place IN the esteem II
the pu6lic as II business man and \
citizen.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

Virgil NJ. Brand. president OF the well
known Brand Brewing Company, ranks
as one of ChIcagos ablest and most
progressive business men ana most
highly esteemed citizens,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

AS Master-in- Chancery of the Fed
eral Court, james =. Hopkins ha
made clean and able record. and In
gained the highest respect Of boil
bench and bar.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

Albert J. Hopkins will be triumphant.
ly reelected to the United States Sen
ate when the Legislature convenes next
month.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1908-12-26

Adam Ortseifen. president Of the Nc
,xvOy, nnd Wncker Il Blrk Brewing
Companies. IL Il man whose record rs a
public official, II business man and a
citizen. has won for him the confidence
ana respect OF the entire public.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
A Credit to Surgery.

The action Of the surgeon OF the
steamship Pannonia Of the Cunard
line is high credit to the heroism
and skill Of surgery. In mid.ocean, in
great storm. the motion of the YES
sci was suspended to enable DR.. Fra
ser Orr to perform the operation for
appendicitis on coal.passer who was
in danger Of immediate death unless
1t be then performed. That was sue
cussfully done and DR.. Orr was as
sisted by DR.. Hendrix, who had over
sight of some of the steerage passen
gers on the vessel. The action de
serves chronicling and will command
admiration wherever the history OF
medicine and surgery shall be held
in honor among men.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
Beauties Of Our LANGUAGE.

Two members of the Princeton ia.
Guilty, according to Harper's Weekly
during a recent hurried trip, were on
an electric car when 1t was stopped
by blockade. AS they were near
their destination, they decided to get
out and walk. The block was, how.
ever, soon lifted, and the car over
took them.
when we left the car" said one OF
them, who. by the way, has little bit
Of the Celt in him, II thought we
should get on better by getting of
But. after all, We should have been
better off If we had stayed on"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
ALL TOO VIGOROUS
LAME WAS AN EXCEPTION TO
GENERAL RULE.
Judge pitman Found Out It's chssse.
ter In . Short Tims-oook's De-
sesiption Not Correct In
This Case.

Judge Pitman. a short time ago
bought a pet lamb for his little chill
dren To play with. IL was u pretty
good-sizsd lamb. and strong and Wig
orous; but the Judge said he preferred
that kind. because the children would
be less likely TO hurt II.
ON the day that IL came home they
turned il out into the front yard.
where IL strayed about nibbiins the
grass. while the Judge tied up his
seraniums.
Mrs. Pitman had the children In the
house and she was reading to them
from a book a description of the char
aeteristies of lambs. The account
said that The lamb is one Of the mos,
playful and innocent OF animals. So
kind and meek is II that Its name has
for centuries been the synonym of gen.
ticness and sweetness OF disposition.
II never Injuries any one. and when IL
Is attacked IL always suffers humbly
and In silence. There is something so
beautiful about the gentle little animal
that"
Just Mt this point Mrs. Pi,man was
coming from the front yard. II
sounded as II he were In distress Of
some kind.
Tn. whole family few out upon the
porch. and there they saw that pet
lamb. whose name was the synonym
OF scntlcness. engaged In buttins the
Judge. II would butt him In the rear
and knock him over. and then Il would
butt him in the legs. and batter him
on the ribs. and plunge its head Into
his stomach. and Jam its skull against
his chest When he rose Il buttcd his
shins. and when he stopped over to
rub them II bnttcd his head. Then Il
buticd him generally wherever n
chance presented itself: and when Il
had doubled the Judge all up under
the norway maple. II buttcd down
three rose bushes. buttcd a plaster
garden vase to fragments. buttcd two
palinss on of the fence. and danced
on down the street. bnttinS Mt tho tree
boxes. the hi'chin. posts and the
northwest wind.
Mr.. Potter finally knocked II In the
head with club and brought Il home
TO the Judge: and subsequently,. when
they had the hind leg for dinner. the
Judge observed TO Mrs. Pitman that
from the manner In which that lamb
cut he should believe that II was
born during the war Of 1919. and that
II was. In fact. n terrific old ram. Then
he said he should 30 down to sec the
man who sold It to him for lamb
and bang him with club.
The Pitman children will cling to
kittens rs regular pcis.-Ncw York
Weekly.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
Together In Death. a. In Life.

Thirty years nso In nm Edinburgh
school there were three pupils who
were so intimate and inscparablc
companions that they were designated
Faith. Hope and Charity. After icay.
Ing school they continued as warmly
attached as ever. Indeed. the con.
slant appearance OF the trio together
at kirk and market" became stand.
Ing Joke. BY and by they married
within short intervals Of each other.
They had each three children and the
families grew up together in close
friendship. Some three years ago one
OF the three died suddenly and short.
ly afterward. with equal suddenness.
another passed away. A few months
later the third died after two or three
days illness. Thus within one short
year. in the prime Of life. the three.
who on earth had been all but insep.
erable. passed away.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

Little IL heard outside England these
ldayh Of Princess Henry OF Batt.nbcf..
yet time was when abe figured largely
In the cable dispatches. She still -four
ishcs. troiting about London TO open
hasahrn and TO aid charities In other
ways. but shc Is not the conspicuous
feature OF court news abe was In Queen
vicioria'S later years. The mother Of
IN. present monarch had n hi.h opin.
Ion OF Princess Henry. as well aE OF
the prince. and Il was n standing joke
that she made n practice Of reading to
both OF them extracts from her Journal
In the Highlands.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
IT seeMgo iNcvRAsLg
Body Raw with gessms-oIsehsrpsd
from Hospitals - hopsiess-cuti-
eurS Remedies Cured Him.

Prom tho age Of three months until
ffteen years old. my son Ovens life
was made intoiefabie by eczema In its
worst form. In spite OF treatments the
disease gradually spread until nearly
every part OF his body was quite raw.
Ho used to tear himself drcadfuiiy In
his sleep and the agony ho went
through In quite beyond words Tho
reEimental doctor pronounced the case
hopciesx- We had him In hospitals
four tines and ho was pronounced ono
OF tho worst cases ever admitted.
From each he was discharged a. In.
eurablc. We kept trying remedy
after remedy. but had gotten almost
past hoping for . euro. Six months
ago we purchased = set OF Cuticura
Remedies. The result was truly mar.
vclouS and to-day he Il perfectly cured.
Mrs. Lily Hedge. cambicweii Green.
England. ian. L.. 1907"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
Aeass,no WITH the ASSESSOR.
His RssssN Tor ouiltinS unasses6
Addition - Heuss.

Representative BiTdsaii Of Iowa oh.
jsets To the high rsntais charged II
Washington during the congressional
season. He says hs feels IKE an
Insh farmer hs knew out In his dis.
tsies. The farmer had bought . place
out OF savings ~ farmland ana
rentsr. The tai assessor came around
one day and put valuation on Pats
new property which Pat thought e.
eessivs. His protest. however. vas
unavaiiinE.
One day . neiEhbor visited Pat and
found him building an addition TO his
house. and obviously the house vas
plenty big enough without u
Isn't that = piece OF oxtfav&
sancs!" no asked Pat.
Think axin It moiEht b." said
Pat. but I'm after havin' the ouid
place waIth phat the sssisssr says n
To-"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

The AfghnnE are. as a rule. tall.
bearded. hcrcciookinE. wcii,sct.up
men. and are brave. hospi,ablc and In.
itensciy liberty loving. No nation has
ever been able to hold them long In
subIcction. and. In fact. the late amir
--hbdur Rnhmnn-was the first Of their
own rulers who mastered them sum.
,cicntiy to fuse them Into one central.
ICED nation. The language OF the
lhfghans is called pushto or pash,o. and
the people ns n whole are frequently
called Pnthnns. The court language
is Persian.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
Honored Her Memory.

1t was simply coincidence that
made the unveiling of the monument
to Queen Victoria at Leith, Scotland,
take place on the same day as the pub
lication of her first volume OF letters.
Lord Rosebery. who made the address
at the meeting, declared mot the
least of the services that she rendered
us is the effect Of her training ano
example on the present king
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
Profitable Investment.

-Yes." drawied the old postmaster
of BACON Ridge. .JeI Weaiherby
bought an ostrich from circus and
started an ostrich farm. but BY gum.
The ostrich died"
Then suppose IL Was a dead loss,"
remarked the hat drummer.
oh. no. Thar were SO many hoss
shoes and bolts and riyets aud screws
IN the birds stomach that Jen opened
up a blacksmith shop"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

me. and for fifteen years the frequent
passages of kidney secretions an
noyed me. But Doan's Kidney Pills
have given mo almost entirc freedom
from this trouble and I cannot speak
too highly in their praise"
Sold by nil dealers. 80 cents u
box. Foster-Aiilburn Co.. Buffalo. n. Y.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

Jesse l.. Livcrmore. the plunger.
who cleaned up S3.o0O.O00 In Wall
street. and now has 100000 bales OF
cotton. is only twenty.eight. Ten
years ago he was marking prices on
the board OF Boston brokers' office.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
The Rssort vsnomous.

go this Ii your widely advertised
dollar table d'hote dinner. II itr' said
tho indignant would.bo diner. n he
pushed aside m cntrcc which he could
not masticatc. ''why. this II tho last
place In tho world would recon-
mend to friends"
Don't blanc you. sir" said tho
sad.faccd waiter. Send your enc.
mics here"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
$500 In Gold, Free.
year aGd

Send ns the names Of your friends
who want n piano. ana IL we secure an
order ny n result we will give you S.
in gold for your trouble. Send all the
details you can and write plainly. The
iknight-campbeii Music Co., 1625-31
California St. Denver. Colo.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
Only His Hands.

George Golden and his friend Casey.
. pair Of uell known American hnmoE'
tsts. once sailed for Europe. Relating
The events OF the trip afterwari. Golden
remarked:
Talk about seasickness' Had
known tina, Casey Was afflicted that
way We nayer should have gone abroad.
The very first day out Casey collapsed.
and refused To brace up again. ! tried
all soris Of remedies on him, but with
out avail.
Finally cried out: Can't you
keep anything on your stomach, mani
Only my hand, George he
groaned. only my hands, Tit
Bits.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
Cad but True.

Making his rounds In an isolated VII.
iiss- the ecnHuH'tHkcr ras. one Of his
ohieinl papers To a woman that shs
might nll In the required answers.
One of the questions. instead Of read.
,in.. Married or single" read. "conii.
ltioa ns To marriage" The woman filled
In the answer thus:
Awful hard up before. wuss after"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
He Laughed.

''Boohoo. Boohno:" walled little
Johnny.
Why. what's the matter. dsaT:' his
mother asked. eomfortinsly.
oohoo-ef-p picture fell on papa's
toes"
We'll. dear. that's too bad. hut you
mustn't cry about IL. you know"
II c-i-;iint. I l-iaush.d. iioohoo!
Boohoo! Magazine.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

thirty years ] suf'
fcrcd with kidney
troubles. and tho nj.
tacks laid mo UP for
days Mt u time with
pain In the back and
rheumatism. When
I was up and around
sharp twinges caught
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

Browns Bronchial Troehes
have n worldwide reputation for cur.
ing coughs. sore throa,s and relieving
bronchitis and asthma
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

The average attendance at the New
York public schools Is now 5000.
which is about $4,000 more than one
year ago.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

1t is easier for man to acquire a
bad reputation than Il Is for his chill.
drcn to live Il down.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

Little wonder that Garfield Tea meets
with approval cvcrywhcre-it Is the Ideal
Laxative: pure. mild. hcalthgiving! II reg.
ulates the liver and ovcrcomcs constipation.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

A dog kept watch three weeks over
the body of his master. ID. II. Rankin.
who killed himself near I.awton, Okla
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

BY His Own Hand.
Everyone Is the son Of his own
works.-Cervantes.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

Mrs.. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softcna the gums reduces fn
ANIMATION aiiays palm, wind eoliG. 2sc botus
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

A virtuous deed should never b,
dclaycd.-Alcxandcr Dow.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

PILES CURED IN TO ~ DAYS.
pAZO OINTMENT !. gu.rahi---i ta euru suy cass
~ iirhins riind. M-ssiins i.sssrudlnx tflss In
Sto 10 day ct mon~y rrfund~d. 1s.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

Some finished orators don't seem to
know when to quit.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
FIr,, po,,os,,ee seheme.

The first postofiicc scheme was a
private enterprise and was innusu.
rated about lt6t.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
THIRTY YEARS OF IT.
A Fesrfuiiy Long Siege Of Daily Pain
and Misery.

Charles Won soehncn Of 30 A st..
Coifax. WASH. says: For at least
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

The trouble with Jealous woman
is that she can't keep the lid on.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

Halyins anothcr's sorrow IL u sure
way o, doubling your own JOY.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
The sisnstars af i. ". GR0Ss. Gsss tbs World
Svcf 10 Cure . Cold In Ono Day. &C.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07

O0W0WtUUwsNW tWVU. ONGgs
Hon. Thos Gale. who was elected to
Congress from Alaska. IL well known on
the Pacific slope. where he has resided.
His Washington address l. 1919 9th ST..
y. w, Washington. u. &.
Washington. ID. c.
Prrans Drug Co.. Columbus. Ohio.
OrnficnirH: esa ehcrrfaiiy recon-.
mend Errans ss = very efficient rsns.
cdy for coughs snd colds.
Thomas Gale.
Hon c. sicmp. Congressman from
Virginia. writes: ~ have used your val.
uabl. comedy, Pcruna. with beneficial
results, and can unh-sitatingiy recon.
mend your remedy M an invigoraiing
tonic and an effective and permanent
cure for caiarrh."
Man.a.iin the Ideal Laxative.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-02-07
Beware Of Debt

Raleigh: Borrowing is the canker
and death Of every mans estate.