Gunnison news-champion., 1908-05-29

Talk about masculine superiority said the
1soeetrOtter, you ought TO the way
greet man guest In Japan. There's nice fellow
N Tokyo whom ] used to know. He Was In San
Fraacsco a few years ago. but he went back to
take up his fathers business. Well ! WAS invited
TO his house In Tokyo Say, you ought TO have
seen the way Mrs. FurugAwa saluted mel She was
. sweet little creature. not really pretty, but gen
te ahA dainty and all that sort Of thing Well sir
she went down On her knees and crossed her hands
On the floor and bowed her head down to touch
the mating. felt like grinning idol Furugawa
ought 10 have told her not to- else he ought to
have given her warning so ] might have gone down
on my ow1 knees; but 1t I'd idea what
she was going to do, there l stood like a wooden
image of a heather god, and she II linking all the
time what beastly manners Americans have.
You've no idea what idiot 1t made feel What
I'm used To at home is having sterny aggressive
American woman deliberately glare at me in a
street car till ! give her my seat"
1T hard you" said the hostess with Q
twinkle in her eye. Il remember you Of old at
dancing school. and how you used to hate that
mild ordeal"
Boys always hate bowing and scraping. But
girls seem to take to it like ducks to water"
"Alas. not all of us put in = plump and jolly
Young matron: while were in London last year
] vas presented to queen Alexandra. To tell the
truth really had supposed knew how to make .
suitable curtsey, but my friend, Eileen Tanning,
Who gave me various points beforehand made me
practice over and while she criticised. 1t all
yos those rehearsals all that saved me from
dyiag q moruacation the floor of Buckingham
palace. II yos fancy its easy to make a very, very
lOw, sweeping cnrtsey. almost to the very floor,
sGain and again and again. gracefully retiring dur
iag the process anA nst eettinG trtpped up by the
longest train you ever ~ . chance to wear-well.
jsst try yo1rSeh!"
AT least. you dA know what expected Of
yoa. snA hal tine to prepare for IT," said the
Saveses Its Wheo yoa run up against some un-
expected kfeA q salvation tAaf yos're lost 1
q fsahy sight once On The pier here Just ~ l was
landing frc0 ooe q TIE Hamburg American boats
There was big. BEARDED Russian on Suarl coming
over 70 visit some relations other and When he
walked down the aAgpaaak there were two young
people waiting for him. . pretty s1rl ev1deatly
Russian and . young fellow who wasat Russian at
all but spoke English and hooked a. n he ha,,el
from the state Of Maine. wel1 the one with the
beard fell the pretty girl ~ IL hed never .een
anything 80 good before guessed he was J1pc,e
Nikovitoh or something Of that sort And when
he had kissed Olga on both pink checks didn't he
just grab the stih. shy Yankee fellow ana His. hin.
too, Yes, sir, hrst on one cheek and then On the
other, just as II he'd been . waiting sweetheart
That poor fellow from Aroostook county vac crirn
son to his when Uncle Niklovitch nav. h,,
\ parting bear-hug and set him free | sunnosa ha,d
never in all his life seen Russian men tise ..,h
other-but he'll see more if he marries the prettr
girl as guess he means to"
Hard on New England man.. suggested a