The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-12-31

N''f "FN faHtnA ~ on
-. Feet again- Kyer-Yes; he was obllg,
I'd to sell his auto.-Puck
st was that you kissed In the co
to seryatory last nightT' about VIII,
~ time was itT'-Phiiadelphia Inquirer.
= she-Yes, whenever l see man Ia
: dark street l always run. He-And d
! you ever catch one OF them 1-Harper
- Weekly.
4 didn't see you in church yestel
day" mo; Willie didn't shovel
path through the Sunday papers 1
time."-puck.
Poily-How do you like my bathln
Z suit1 Dolly-It must have been Der
feetiy sweet before you outgrew IT,
Cleveland Leader
barber-Hair getting thin. sir. Eve
tried our hair preparation, sir7 Gus
tomer-No. ] can't blame II on that
Boston Transcript
HELMS your fortune ever beer
toldf she-No; but I dare say papa
VIII tell you n you really have serious
Intentions Sketch.
you seem to manage remarkably
well on your housekeeping money
Yes; the storekeepers haven't sent 10
their bills yet"-stray Stories.
Mr.. Phusser-cynfhia, / have Joined
Don't Worry Club. Mrs. Phusser-
am sorry for the club. II viii have
TO change its name.-B Boston Traveller.
~when they take woman away from
the co-edueational college," said the
speaker. ''what Will followT' Il WILL
cried a voice from the audience.
cess
An. see you are married !" exclainl.
Cd the merchant. mo. sir" replied the
applicant for a position. Il got this
scar in a railroad accident"-The Bo-
hemian.
Louie-Uncle. what's chagrin7 I'm
eie-well. It's what a stout man feels
when he runs and jumps on q car that
doesn't start for half an Chicago
Daily News
Tommy-Pop. what is retribufionf
Tommy's Retribufion. my son. Is
something that we are sure viii event
ualiy overtake other people.-Philadel-
phla Record
DE real resourceful man." said Un- I
Gle Eben. when some one hands him a
lemon Is ready wild de sugar and other
axin's to make Il tol.lable pleasant TO (
lake ~--washington Star. 4
Officer I appeal for protection. A
nan Is following me and attempting to
make lore to me-" ~Begorry. ol've been
ooigin' for an escaped lunafic- where
. hes--Kansas City Times.
scott--what makes you think that {
he trust originated IN Rhode Islandi .
fott-Dnd used to speak OF the trust :
q Providence as far back Ms when
'as a boy.-Boston Traveller.
Old Gent--Iiere. you boy. what are :.
on doing out here. nshing7 Don't you =
now you ought 10 be at SCHOOL, Small =
oy--Therc. nowi knew I'd forgot !.
,mething -rhiiadelphia Inquirer. :,
Sparks wonder why Il Is a womas 4.
is out everything you tell her1 PARKS "a
My dear boy. a woman has only two
ews Of secret-either Il is not worth as
scplng. or Il is too good to keep ev
ray Stories. M.
You know Miss Strong. don't your"
N. yes: mannlsh sort OF girl" ~Is iy
e. really" Yes she used the teie- In
zone today for the first time IN her th'
e. and she didn't giggle once. Phil 'e
elphia Press
she--Thls dress doesn't become my
mpiexion must change IL. He
IRE expense7 can't stand IL: yon'il 10
IN me. she-You silly don't mean ar
, dress--I mean the complexlon.- the
icaKo Journal. tai
Here. williei" cried the boys IA aus
r.. -you mustn't behave that way. ue''
erybody will be calling you a little I'M
tton. Do you know what that isl" "n
suppose" replied While. ats big
tons little boy" .w
I have written a book that every -. ,ss
y ought TO read" said the author. -. ~
I'm afraid II won't do" answered the ~, r,,s'
Usher. "what the public seems &c 49, 49,
4 now Is book that nobody ought 80,
cad. Washington Star.
ack- Smith asked me to come to bis he !
Ie this evening. Says he's going to carr
brnte his golden wedding. Gladys .lou
?. he's been married only three h,gh
:. Jack-That's what I told him. fresl
said II seemed like fifty. n, /
rs. Hcnpcck Ito her husband)- thro,
i would you do II were to diet sun
pecls--Tt would drive me crazy. rain,
H.--would you marry agalnl
,eck--T don't think would be rs -.
: as that.--pioneer Press NJ
low often does the trolley run past For ,
h'iuscg' asked tourist OF wo
er. ~waal. they run by SO fire. Keep
and so often that | can't keep wn
rack OF EN-, but I ledge the last You '
'assed here two hours ago."--fIar. Ans
Bazaar. I'm
y friends" said A temperance leo