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The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27

Hon. R. S. Tharin, Attorney at Law and
counsel for Antitrust League, writes from
pennsylvania Ave, N. W., Washington,
D. O., as follows:
Having used Peruna for catarrh al
disorders. | am able to testify to its
great remedial excellence and do not hesi-
tate to give it my emphatic endorsement
and earnest recommendation to all persons
affected by that disorder 1t is also o
tonic Of great use efttLgIess.o -
MIR. I. Barnecott, West Aylmer, On
tario, Can, writes: Last winter was
III with pneumonia after hGUtng la
g!'tppe. / took Peruna for two months,
when | became quite well. | also induced
young lady, who was all run dolCSs
and confined to the house, to take Peuna,
and after taking Peruna for three months
she is able to follow her trade of tailoring.
can recommend Perit1td for all who
are Ill and require tonic.
Pe-ru-na Tablets.
Some people prefer to take tablets,
rather than to take medicine in fluid
form. Such people can obtain Peruna
tablets, which represent the solid medicinal
ingredients Of Peruna Each tablet is
equivalent to one average dose of Peruna.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Rheumatism Presentation.

The increased use of whiskey for
rheumatism is causing considerable
discussion among the medical frater-
nifty. 1t is an almost infallible cure
when mixed with certain other ingre-
dents and taken properly. The fol-
lowing formula is effective; ITO one
half pint of good whiskey add one
ounce of Toris Compound and one
ounce of Syrup Sarsaparilla Com
pound. Take in tablespoonful doses
before each meal and before retiring. "
Toris Compound is product of the
laboratories of the Globe Pharma-
ceutical Co., Chicago. but it as well as
the other ingredients can be had from
any good druggist.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Dog Dies, Martyr to Duty.

To Buster a little terrier, Paul
w. Obert and his family acknowledge
they owe their lives While Mr.. and
Mrs. Obert and their two children
were sleeping at their home over the
stable of the Newark News Company,
Newark, fire started in the stables.
The flames had already cut off escape
from the stairway when Buster, =
scenting danger, began a racket at
the bedside of his master, tugging at
the bedclothing. Obert was aroused,
and, with his family, escaped along a
narrow ledge to a rear extension. In
the meantime Buster, who had
made playmates of the seven horses.
deliberately dashed through the fire
to the stalls, where he perished with
the horses.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
willie Has such an Active Brain.

"Was Daniel really such wise
man, mammal" asked Willie thought
fully,
Yes, dear, as wise almost as Sol
omon, Willie.
well, mother, bet Solomon
would have done better than Daniel
did, anyway" continued Willie.
"Why, what do you mean, my
son?v
"I'll betcher Solomon would have
had sense enough to charge admis-
sion when he went into the lions
den. New England Grocer.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27

Charged with having made false
affidavits before Judge Scott in the
Common Pleas Court as to the length
of time he had known two applicants
for naturalization, Charles Geb-
hardt, of Passaic, a justice of the
peace, was arraigned before United
States Commissioner Nelson, at Pat
erson, and committed to the county
Jail in default of $500 bail 1t it
alleged that in one case Gebhardt
knew the applicant only two weeks
and received $40 for taking oath that
he had known him two years. In the
other case it is charged that he knew
the applicant less than one week and
that from this applicant he received
SIS.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27

A railway tunnel in Edinburgh, by
which the Perth and Dundee line for
merly gained access to the Waverley
station, was abandoned some years
ago, consequent upon the construc-
ton of a better graded avoiding line.
Then an ingenious person con-
ceived the idea of leasing the tunnel,
which is three-quarters of mile
long, and growing mushrooms in it.
The venture has turned out great
success.-Stray Stories.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
cLoupBURsT KILLS -FOUR.
Tornado Does Heavy Damage in New
Mexico City.

Clayton, N. M-Four persons were
killed near Clayton as the result of
tornado and cloudburst. Twenty
other persons were injured, three of
whom may die. The dead are N. H.
Haight and J. S. Fox and his wife
and daughter.
The new Union County Court
House, which cost $4,000, was
wrecked, and score of houses were
demolished. The damage in the
business quarter Of Clayton was not
heavy.
The Colorado & Southern Railroad
sustained heavy loss. Clayton was in
utter darkness. The water system
was also put out of commission by
the storm, and the town is without
water.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Incapacitated the Plant.

Subscriber = why wasn't there
any issue this week."
Editor (thickly)- The paper gave
OUT
Subscriber = Nonsense. There's
enough of it around here to write an
acceptance of Presidential nomina-
tion.''
Editor-"As l was saying, the pa
per gave out story about Billy Wal
lop, the prizefghter, and he took ex-
eeption to it. Puck.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27

The Teacher - "And why didn't
you come to school yesterday"
The please, a'am, me
muvver didn't know school COM
menced yestiddy, and she borrered
Mrs. Green's almanic an it wuz a
last years one"
The Teacher And didn't your
father know the day that the schools
opened?"
The Pupil--"No, ma'am. He don't
know muffin bout days.
The Teacher" How is that?"
The Pupil-"He works night
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Legal Language.

"Your act" stated the lawyer, "is
declared to be deliberate. intentional,
willful, obstinate, evil, anarchistic,
wanton, malicious, autocratic and
menacing."
"Golly," faltered the teamster who
had blocked traffic for a few mo-
ments, "better lemme go to jail, boss.
You can't clear me of all that. -
Kansas City Journal.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Newsy Paragraphs.

This opening of the historical con-
gress. in Saragossa, Spain, was de-
layed by foods.
The report Of the Kansas city
Southern railway showed surplus
Of more than three millions.
BY the calling out of more union
men in the paper mills the press of
the country is threatened with a
shortage.
Roman Catholic notables were
present at the cornerstone ceremon-
les OF a new $2,000.000 cathedral 10
st. Louis.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Two Burned Babies Die.

Two little girls. one badly burned
and the other frightfully scalded,
died in the General Hospital, at Pat
erson. One was the three-year-old
daughter of Mrs. John Hermann, of
No. 529 River street, who was terri
bly, burned while playing about bon
Are The other child was a year old,
who lived with her parents at No. 1S3
Madison street. She was on the
kitchen floor when her brother, not
much older than herself. upset tub
of hot water and the baby was scalded
from head to foot,
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Truth and
Quality

appeal to the Well-InIormed iD every
walk of life and are essential to permanent
success and creditable standing. Accor-
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir Of SIENNA is the only remedy Of
known value, but one of many reasons
why it is the best of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that it cleanses,
sweetens and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any debilitating
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
1t acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co.. only and for sale by all leading drug
gists,
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. CHENEY 4 Co., Toledo, D.
We, the undersigned, have known f. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ingdirectly upon the blood and mucuous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent tree.
Price, 75c. per bottle Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
The Field Of Labor.

A Central Labor union has been
organized at Augusta, Ga.
San Francisco BARRIERS Union has
membership of more than 700.
Albany labor unions have erected
and opened tuberculosis pavilion.
1t was announced that workmen
at the Brooklyn Navy Yard had won
their point and would be paid weekly.
The accident report of the Illinois
Bureau of Labor shows list of 100
miners killed and 287 injured in IL.
linois from July ], 1907, to July Il
1908.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
BABYs AWFUL ITCHING HUMoR.
Nothing Would Help Him-Mother
Almost in Despair-Owes Quick
Cure to Cuticura.

Several months ago, my little boy began
to break out with itching sores. l doctored
him, but as soon as / got them healed up
in one place they would break out in an
other. was almost in despair. could
not get anything that would help him.
Then | began to use Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment, and after using them
three times the sores commenced to heal.
He is now well, and not scar is left on
bis body They have never returned nor
left him with bad blood, as one would
think. Cuticura Remedies are the best
have ever tried, and shall highly recon-
mend them to any one who is suffering
likewise. Mrs. William Geeding, l02 Wash
ington ST., Attica. Ind. July q, 1907"
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Price of Coal.

A congestion of coal boats at Pitts
burg, due to low water, involves 28,-
900 carloads Of fuel. And nc, raising
Of prices by New York dealers? Is it
possible that the consumer need not
pay for the drought? New York
World.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Andrae Lertora Killed by a Train.

Andrae Lertora, sixty-six years old,
candy manufacturer of Wooster
street, New York City, who has a
summer residence at Midvale, died
at the Mountainside Hospital at
Montclair, of injuries sustained by
being crushed under the wheels of
an Erie passenger train which he
was trying TO board. Mr. Lertora
had left his home at Midvale and ar
rived at the station just a. the train
for New York City was pulling out.
He tried to board one of the cars, but
was thrown under the truck.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
FIRST OF BATTLE FLEET IN.
Alabama Finishes Her 36,OOO-Mile
Cruise.

New York City.-The battleship
Alabama arrived in this harbor after
a cruise of $4,000 miles around the
world and came to anchor off Tomp-
kinsville amid all kinds of noises.
Harbor craft as soon as they spotted
the battleship let loose with will,
aided by salute from the scout crui-
ser Salem. The Alabama has
cracked starboard cylinder and will
be laid up probably for six months.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Killed by Guiteau Avenger.

William Jones, one of the daredevil
younger set in Washington, D. c.,
following the Civil War, and one of
the two men who attempted the life
of Guiteau, President Garfield's as
sassin, is under arrest in Washington,
charged with the murder of John A.
Mcpherson, twenty-eight years old,
an ex-marine.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Weds His Daughter-in.Law

Albert e. Tucker married his
daughter-in-law, Lulu e. Tucker, di-
vorced wife of John Tucker, at War
saw, Ind. Albert E. Tucker obtained
divorce one hour before the mar
riage ceremony was performed War
saw wits are busy figuring out the
fantastic relationships in the Tucker
family.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
The Rev. Charles E. Hill Dead.

The Rev Charles e. Hill, grand
chaplain of the Grand Army of the
Republic, Department of New Jersey,
died from heart disease at his home
in Red Bank. He had been grand
chaplain since his retirement from
the active work of the ministry fif-
teen years ago Mr, Hill was born in
Washington, D. c.. in 1924. His
father, United States Senator isaac
Hill, was member of President
Jackson's so-called kitchen Cabinet
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
saIoonkeeper Gets Heavy Fine.

Judge Demarest, of Hackensack,
bent on enforcing the Bishops law,
fined Stanislaw Majuscheck, of Pali-
sade Park, $500, and sent him to the
county Jail for one month. He also
fined Charles DAVIS, of Hackensack,
$500 and gave him three months in
jail for selling without a license.
Davis is negro politician and
boosted that the courts did not dare
punish him.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
CAN A WOMAN LOVE TWO -
MEN AT THE SAME TIME

Love them both equally, but in different way .
MAN FROM WALL STREET lthe best forbid
den love story publshedl, claims that a woman
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27

At Pittsfield, Mass, while his
mother was absent. Stewart Urban
ski, of Adams, year old, fell into
vat of sauerkraut and was drowned.
Mrs. Urbanski looked for her boy for
an hour and then discovered a bit
of pink calico in her sauerkraut tub
and pulled out her boys body.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Train Hits AND Saves Horse.

His foot caught between the rail
and planking of a Pennsylvania Rail-
road crossing, at Trenton, horse
owned and driven by Frederick v.
Conover was struck by train which
could not. be stopped in time. The
foot was knocked loose by the col.
lision, and Conover drove away, the
horse apparently none the worse fol-
the incident.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Douglas-LincoIn Tablet.

A memorial tablet to mark the
place where the debate between
Abraham Lincoln and Stephen "A.
Douglas occurred on October Is,
1858, was unveiled at Alton, Ill The
tablet was presented to the city by
the Rev. A. A. Tanner, of Alton, and
was accepted byMayor Edmond Beall.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
The Watch Was Clean

Guibollard looks at his watch with
concern. Il can't understand it." he
says to his wife, what has happened
to my watch? l think it must want
cleaning" mo, papa" chimes in
little Fanny, 81 am quite sure it is
clean, because baby and have
washed it in the BASIN"
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
M1KADo RECEIVES sPERRY,

Who Hands Him Cablegram From
the President-Palace Luncheon.
Toxic, Japan.-The Mikado gave
an audience to Rear-Admiral Sperry
and the captains of the American
fleet, together with their aides.
Subsequently the Americans were
entertained at luncheon in the i'm
perial palace.
Admiral Sperry presented to the
Emperor a cable message from Presi.
dent Roosevelt, to which the MikadO
made a cordial reply.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27

Occupation Day ten years ago it
was the exception to see Filipino
on the Escolta wearing shoes or with
shirt tucked inside his trousers.
To-day it is the exception to see a
Filipino on the Escolta without shoes
and with his shirt outside of his
trousers. Surely we may report
progress. ss.-Phileppines Gossip.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Low Prices For Grapes.

The grape growers in the lake dis
trict of New York have been hard hit
by the dull times. Their crop was
not an. especially large one and the
quality was good, but owing to the
unusually dull demand prices have
been lower than usual.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
MEMORIAL GIFT OF s5oo,ooo.
Mrs. Emery, of Cincinnati, Provides
Home For Ohio Mechanics Institute.

Cincinnati, Ohio. - Mrs. Mary M.
Emery has given to the Ohio Mechan-
les Institute 100000, to be used in
erecting a building to be known as
the Emery Auditorium. The new
structure is to be a home for the in
stitution primarily, but Mrs. Emery
stipulates that it shall likewise be
devoted to the use of the music-lov-
ing people of the city for lectures.
symphony concerts and other enter
sainments.
Mrs. Emery is the widow of Thos.
J. Emery, a capitalist, and the gift
to the institute is a memorial to her
husband.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27

Proof is inexhaustible that
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound carries women safely
through the Change of Life. .~.I
Read the letter Mrs. E. Hanson,
304 e. Long ST., Columbus, Ohio,
writes to Mrs. Pinkham: s~s~ q
was passing through the Change
of Life, and suffered from nervous
ness, headaches, and other annoying
symptoms. My doctor told me that
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound was good for me, and since TAX
ing it feel SO much better, and / can
again do my own work. ] never forget
to tell my friends what Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound did for me
during this trying neriod. y
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27

John Kent. brewery collector.
was robbed of $500 while travelling
in the elevator of the United Bank
Building, at Paterson. He recalled
later that two strangers had jostled
him and then offered an apology.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Women Lost n Million

Mrs. Minnie d. Young and her sis
ter, Miss Jennie Arents, lost 81 .100,-
600 through Mrs. Young's sons con
nection with the firm of A. O. Brown
& Co., of New York City.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
WIND BLOWS CAR FROM TRACK
Twelve Laborers Killed as Caboose
Rolls Down Long Declivity.

hOlIS Down Long DeCnFAly.
Cheyenne, Wyo-A caboose carry
ing laborers. and attached to Union
Pacific freight train, was blown from
the track near Hermosia Junction.
Twelve men were killed outright and
many others were injured.
The men had been at work below
Hermosia Junction and were return
ing to the latter place when the ac-
cident occurred.
The wind had been strong all day
and at sundown reached the velocity
of a hurricane. The road crosses a
deep canon at the point where the
way car turned over, and the caboose
with its load of humans rolled down
the steep declivity to the creek bed
far below. A relief train was sent
from Cheyenne.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Bishop Potter's FuneraI.

After a public funeral at Grace
Church, the remains or Bishop Pot
ter were deposited in the cathedral
of st. John the Divine, New York
City.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
SNOW BLOCKS TRAFFIC
Heavy Fall in Rocky Mountains
Causes Six Fatalities.
One Man Frozen to Death and Others
Killed by Live Wires and Col
nsions in Colorado.

Denver.--A storm, accompanied by
rain and snow, has prevailed in
northeastern Colorado for nearly for
ty-eight hours. Heavy snow in the
mountains has done considerable
damage to wires and blocked steam
and electric lines.
Six accidental deaths are trace
able to the storm and seven persons
sustained serious injuries in railroad
collisions and by coming in contact
with live wires. The dead are: JOS
eph Henry, killed by live wire in
Denver; j. j. McCloskey, killed by a
live wire in Loisville; Mrs. Lizzie
Winslow, killed by live wire in her
home at Fort Collins; August C. Car
son, frozen to death in the snow near
Longmont; Leonard r. Banker, scald-
ed to death in wreck on the Rock
Island Railroad near Carlton, and
Henry John, killed by collision be-
tween a handcar and motor car on
the Union Pacific Railroad in the
Denver yards.
Santa Fe, N. M.-Snow fell in Cen
trail and Northern New Mexico, and
some sleet fell here. The tempera-
ture dropped here from eighty-five at
noon to forty during the night. A
gale blew all night, and considerable
damage is reported all over the New
Mexican plains section.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Cruelty to Animals.

Color ood brighter and faster color than any otneT
eyc any without ripping apart Wrlte lor e
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
The Horrid Man,s Curl.

There's no sight SO pitiful to me-"
said the pretty girl, "as the painful
attempt on the part of the man be-
ginning to be bald to make little
curl in the middle of his forehead of
the few remaining strands of hair.
And still, know they don't deserve
my pity. I never have found man
yet with such curl who wasn't hor-
rid. New York Press.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Filininos Are Iearning.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton. allayspain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27

A camel is able to carry a load three
times greater than the horse
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
WOULDN'T sTop; sHoT Elm.
Florida Naval Stores Operator
FIagged Train and Killed Driver.

FIagged Train and Killed Driver.
Pensacola, Fla. - Eugene Wood,
engineer of a logging railroad oper-
ated by milling concern, was shot
and killed by "Jack" Gilbert, naval
stores operator, near Panama City.
1t is said the engineer had passed
Gilbert's place without stopping to
take on some freight. On the next
trip, it is alleged, Gilbert placed a
red flag on the track, and when the
tr;,in stopped shot Wood.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
Real Poetic Fire.

Never tell me-" said the editor,
''that there's no such thing as poetic
fire That stove there is red-hot,
amt it?"
Sure is"
well, just threw a. crate of poe
try into it."-Atlanta Constitution.
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
can. WHAT do you thll1
$4,000 )
PRIZES

the two, second best, one on either side. $40 each
Two, third best, one either side, SIS each. Four
fourth best, two either side, $50 each Forty,
test closes Mch. /, 1909. Awards paid Mch 81 09
Regular Prloe S Sonny Price BY Mali s LOO
|. !. hMhlTr, 400 MANHATTAN AVE-. NEW YORK CITY
The Morris County chronicle., 1908-10-27
FACTS FOR SICK WoMEN.

For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, Inflammation, ulcera-
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
tion, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-01-15
LEAHI CHAPTER HAS
INSTALLATION Of OFFICERS

Leah Chapter No. 2, Order Eastern
Star, held their installation last even.
ing, when the following officers were
installed for the ensuing year:
w. NJ. Clara NJ. Schmidt; w. p,
Thomas Sharp; A. NJ, Anna S. Wright;
Secretary, Adelaide M. Webster;
Treasurer, Amelia B. Reedy; Con.
ductor, Elva B. Evans; Assistant Con.
ductor, Nellie ]. Stephens; Adah, May
E. Henimger; Ruth, Edna NJ. Porter;
Esther, Josephine l.. Gallagher; Mar
tina, Margaret r. Smith; Electa, Ada
A. Sharp; Warder, Emma l.. r.
Crabbe; Sentinel, James o. Lutted;
Chaplain, Alice G. Herrick Marshal,
May L. Patty; Organist, Lena Mackie.
The Chapter room was beautifully
decorated in green and white, while
the banquet hall was in red and green,
The handwork Of the entertainment
tommittee, of which Mrs. Clara NJ
Schmidt is the chairman. The retir
ing officers, Mrs. Alice G. Herrick and
Brother Henry II. Williams, were pre-