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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
SSluaiO ySiCSrCf.

9 lIbr, Ce,unlo sS;ebcd I'M utter bon If Sac
rem, , Atuuntcl mo 9 Su0cn. gcItcbter So0tt
bon SrcnCrid uuo Yluud 9SiCocd. Sic Qccr6Iz
irnt y ll6r. pun letter ciierlibcn %gSpOmunn.
Ar. IA. ziio Smaupooo Sir0Gc, aus mao OIL
IT hi. gini0GclfJrsAirdt unO Damn AMI 0tr
, IiuNuic grue GcnlCtcrU" itdtt. tlS1-2)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
NNilinm Is. Sttp.

IS itar6 pl6plitb am Is. sunni 1908 gaininm
s.. Sti, 10 Sabre ait, ~Nclieplcr Sobl BON Si0o
mo W,urtDG s.. Otto, Sic NcCroiNlna iinort
am Iicuitnn, 9iuhmiitags ! llbr. non lclncr
cltcrlihti MobHuHG. III. 100, 3. Strdbc, Gatts
ton, aus itatt. NciicGunh %pripalin.
nSi p
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
GuurnN 81. Tcffcr.

@3 ilnrb am %. Slui 1908 $50 9lbCno3
mad lnuncr Grnltibeit Guurao ~. %cdcr, 8uttc
Der ncrilurbcncu Gbrtiliua NcGcr, I'M n.
Nubrc iCilCa Sebcuc. Sic NCeroiQ1l1
iiuoct am 2onnccitna, Enbmitinqe nm 3 llbr
unn iciucr lcbtcn ySobmtnH, Nr.fSlS, GittFratt
ZlNnhn HlIa llnil LAD-ll
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
Charles SdIaatc.

IS iturD ain %. sunni 1908 GhdrIcS 5dnatc,
gclicOtcr &dtic non Gliinbctb Sbaafc, Geborcncr
Niiuh. i'm gtItcr BON %3 Iabrcll .unO & Noe
nuitn. Die Sccrhi9tl8 iiroct uot icincr IcBten
&obuulG. Mr.. 2i3i, Sit SaOcttes Strnbc, ans
iiui!, Sic 3clt n~criclbel miro ipdter GnGc}ciGt,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
Tuf Greet Sampicr.G

SUWWVI Z NHHIVIUH.
gbiabrt hes Samplers mad Hoi Greef mo
Stullp Greet bon Speohtn's SSerfte, am SliBe
oeo @ronofpdD, tiaIi6 uni s llbr Muraets uIIo
3 Uhr ytddmiitnQS. nliSgenunlmcn GnmItno5.
SanitdGo i'm & llbr Wiurnens mo SuiIlltaas
I'M 4 mo S llbr 4iprgens mo 2 llbr Niu9mlis
tuOS.
Spejial Natcn fir Vcrciue, 0irden nno Cunt.
tageidIrleu.
.SSetterc Ilisilinft cribeilt T6riitIitb poer
iitlliolth Jnhu ". 0eatb I'M yiircall Der Cont
paalltc an Der sSerttc 5piiden II mo 9 llbr
Ndhnlittngo. = no. Ebune, n 3Si.
GGai20-SeptD
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
Scpartcmcnt fir Jiicutlidc Simcrbrit.
ENn- Z rnnrIrnicn nrr Sricr. Is III miinrf

Baltimore. %. SUM 1908.
GcrIicOcltc InQebutc. an ben aNndro Of
9(purro" %uorciIirt. lueroCt I'M GiirCdu 6cs
Sinota 9tcgiitrntpre. Jiatbbuua, bis II llbr Nor.
mittdG3, en- Wtittupdl, bcn 8. Suii 1908, enta
Genei %Rcnommeu. iir bic 2icfcrunn uun 100
@amcuen 6euernlarm.&aitcu, baltimore Stau'
oaro.
SpciifiIutioneu pcrecn uli Grinden bon ocnl
Sefrctdr hCs Scucrs N~euuricmCnto a%clieterl. Sin
6culnubiQter Gbed 6e5 9icterS in 06bc bon
$500. {nblbur an Den Wianor lito Stnotruib bon
Baltimore nmf elmer .Glenriuu Soulc" Nnni.
mus icbcm I1gehot ~bciRcriGt tetn. Sa5 ltcbt
blciht OurbcbGltcil. irBcno lueI6e ubcr ale glt.
GCbute 8I ncriOerfcl.
Tm g~luftrGGc Der NC06r6e
y. u. &iuiuiun,
Sefrciir.
@eitdtiat:
:. Barn Wabuul,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
8ermifd)te Mn5etsex.
lin Wcilba Hpuae

iuerocu mir cine ~rcaulire Soc 6luide an PILE
ienocn. ipeIfe oieic gtn5eiac bedntloortcii mo
10. Gents iijr ole. 3ablunq. hcs RpttoS eit'
Siaitrc,. ionScrn cine re9IIire 60t. SiGi6c. y
glacnter %uerlun0t. Mun ihrcibc iilr IibcraIe
@eninQrnaeii. slhreiie: @eiiHa Mia. Gp., 81
Gait 131. Str, sieu 'Ourt. Glpril25. jed
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
Turt Scpplits nuo Scttcrtpm-G rfnr
fiDtru.

2cutc bctbCilt1en iib an oicicn pnpullreu 9rs
i@lritonClI - Stcnitna, Spmncritu9e nno Gam,
itnnS mn 1 llDr GadImittuas; MiittpudlS mo
Suuntnns nm . ttbr @ornittngo. Nulloiubrt
soc. Aiubl5ciicn SOC, ODER brit9t, ipie Sbr
[br lpiGt. Qleih nrccrcu Hcttet Den 9lnih nit.
is 1T ciu Gcuuil iibcr oicic prubtouIe Jioute
81 fd6rcn. (Sunit4-)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30

Sic %. .. GtS5tg." 6rcibt:
nGtott OcS GBfcIiclS, plIl0o elmer.
Toil, bal bclcr ciu rcpublifuniidc5
Glott cincn 2ol15cn &oib NroO ais
ocn ErciS Oc9 rcplblitoniid)cn HeQi.
mes bihQcitcllt, cincn bolbcn oOcr gar
fcincn 2oib ais GrrunNcuiHuit Nc@
ocnlofrotiiNcn Regimes. IS mGrc
Bonn olip inter Der rcpublifoniidcn
Nroipcrit1t Ser Nrbcitcr Gci'm trodr'
ncn Nro0 onacIou0t. Sicr}u nod Scr
Scacn scr Ero5ibition, oonn mare cy
BORT, mas allen Ircicn Wicnihcu ais
@iIo bcS Sdrcdcn5 GILT: @ci @roo
uno y&oiicr,"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30

Nic @ontcn in GittSburo
iuoIlcn cine ciNCnc Observation-Disclosures
onIrBrn. Nnd)ocm lie inn 2ouic ser
lCttcn orri SATIRE bon urcbrlidcn DC
oltclt nm S750O,O00 bcltohlcn iru0
hetrpNcn morocn limo, bultcn lie 6
Iilr tll'1 inl0 porIihtiA ooa @crtil-
Ion SDltrm cin5uiiibrcn, unN 5luar
'pllcn ibrc iGnWntIidct 9n0eitcltcr
Oemlclbcn lntcrmoricn iciu. @cr
ollo III elmer Fiit9htrlcr Nanf BE
lh0ftialm0 Illd)t mntB iid) mic Gin
&erbrcd)rr mriicn nl0 iciuc Eboto
graphic cinem Nlbun cinucrlciJcn
laIicn mic sic Eoliici ioIbc pom per
0ddii0cn Gbarnflcrtl bciibt. llltcr
loIdlcn %l(nItdn0cn lpcr0cn lid luobl
mir lucniac onitGn0i0c 2cltc 5ltnl
HicHit III Sen 9dnfcn mclOcn, sic
olf ioldlc @ciir Nallumtcn mlo
Sdurfcn groB 5icbct; 0cun mcr lid
tcr cntcbrcu0cn Nc0in1lun1 inter
mirit, Der bat lhon nuf Gbre una
GbNroftcr ucr5id)tct. CS8bI.)
Sic Erobibitioniitcn Il a.
ben Die Tragc nnigGporien. mic Sc.
trtt0r Suit 5t ibrcr Sod)c ltcbt. Sic
Intport lit pou ibrem Stunopintt
nid)t bc~iricoiGcnN. Sn Den nciant.
mcltcn ?~huii0tcn 0cS Nrn. loit, oit
i'll @udiorm cridicncn limo, bciinGct
lid olld) elmer, meld)er Die 5crnpc-
renjIro8c brban0cIt uno iid in b6d)it
obidaiNer @eiic iiber Erobibitiou
Gntionalc ul0 lofoIc) allaipritt,
Sctrct1r Gait lett %nnseinanocr, oab
eic Nrobibition nid)t bios n%irfurga-
los lit % cod mcitcr getrunfcn miro.
lonoern Die nod GcidhrIid)cre Nir.
fltng bat 5ltnl llngeboriNn gcgen bie
9eiete 81 er5iebeu. @croen oic aSro,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
Vurrufuc.

@ldIeriih. - Yerfdriis. - NrtcsIih.
9Seftlit bon S~SnIbrcof cine mo cine babe
WiciIc. .Ntcnnt NoIlr- @aaanmS unh porraine'
9sagaulIS hirclt big attn 9iiIoGta.. 9cine 2es
Iepbric. Stnnt Niircnu I'M ~5r,elten Sur bes
-llninn 1rnit tSctduo,s, " lGbarlec. nue Sanstte'
StraIr. (MaiI,1 S,S&S)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
Stuiocn0cu.
.,gIcitcrn NntinnnlNnnf.n

r1crmrys 4 MerhnntS' VntionnhSauf."
%. NItui 1908.
NH3 Nirefturium bat bentc cine Siuiocnpc
ruu orci Hroicu, iitr oic init Dem y. Suul
uhRcldnicrcu iCbo Mionutc crfldrt. irci bon al
len StCuCrit mn Snhlhnr nm q. Suli 1905,
Gbcd5 iucrocn Den Gtittnndrer 5uRcinnot. Ole
llebcriruGtnpSs@iihC iina bis sum 10. Stii
1905 Hci6IoiiCn.
Is. u. SSburu.
GS2) Aallirer.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30

tnbt'NtnlttntU iWlrtnu.
y Baltimore. 50. Nllt 1908.
stnbritht 1T 6iermit utleu tntereiirtcn ger
foutn gCQebcIt. ouG Der 5tnotz Sngcticur am 27.
SUM i9OS in bieicu @iircnI. mic ourh nel "a.
9thffniit oc5 30. Glriiiel5 oC5 Gnltinlurer StuNt'
Spoer bon 1906 befttmnt. ole erflirCnocn Rld
he nm Suplilatliitc ocr gbihuBuup ilr ole
GIaiicrl10 her 3riuutsHllcn, nOroiidl non Gle.
mrut. stynhci, 6iuiidcu Suluiuls nuo Nidaroi
ion. Strafc, biutcrleat BAT.
Ile bicrOon bctrulfcncH Gurtcicu iino bis 81
30 Tu0ct bonn Satlm Der erludbnten 0illtcr
leHtnN OF bcredtint Bur 9inrCtdung elmer
lnriitlihen Speculation al onS @uit!moreer
&tnoiacrtht.
Z. eeuen Sbumae,
CNuni30 :Suli7. t4,2) Sinot 9tCallirntor.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30

Gle critic BON sem Qc0Cn
Die StoOt onhGnNiN Ncu,od)tcn no
Neutrality-suspicious. lit nod bier
mGd)cntli6cn Observation-Disclosures
enti6ic6cn mor0cn. Ser al1Ncr, Der
1cAcll Wfoi lcbtcn Nobrc5 &li0uitric
Grlot III CrIonQcn iltd)tC iiir
Den Sd)oOch Ocil cine llcbcri6ncnls
mrula i'm Sabre 1905 on icincm
Gi9cnt6ltm ollNcrid)tct hottc, crGiclt
cin obIjcGcnOc8 llrt5cil cincn
Sfu0cHCrinb bon CincnI Sent. Gle
iibriNen l09 &IGAcr mcrocn nod bic
lem Frobcfoa mobl lire &luQcn SIT.
rild5icGcL Die i%i6crboltpt niht bGttc!t
o%nbdn1tN 0cntn6t mcrocn Ioucr.
sir 'olGc l(cbcriAiucmmungcnt mic
lic IN 1SGS, 1SG9, in 0ct iicbiiNcr 1t.
odt5iQcr &obrcn mo IN 1905 uor0cs
fonlnlen limo, fam bic StoOt nidt
Ocrottmortlidl Ncntod)t mcr0cn. I'M
GUuobnli6 itnrtcn NcNen nit Sii0-
luino, Der bu@ @oiicr aus lem Nuicn
III Die Sonc3' Sails " III, luiicn
Wollcrnluiien oltS ocn er QcIc0c
ncn StoNtthcilCl tcincn glbilub in bic
SoncH' Sails iin0cn. Sober bic lie.
bcrld)ucnlnllu1AciL Die troB scr f1it.
lplcIiAen GorrctturcnL mcldc Ole
Stoot poracnommcL ood) micocr
porAcfonmcn iil0. &icuridt mir0'a
mlocr@, lucnn nnicr aonoliiotionSip
item cinnnl fun0irt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30

&on6cISicfrctdr Struu&
min Die 20ilm9 ser GinmouOcrcrfro.
&C prottiid)cr modclL nIS CS 0urh
Sen GonQrcb Ncihiebt. @iSbcr blicb
bic MC6r}ohl Scr Gimpon0arcr IN ocn
@ro6It6otcn, 5lnnol Ocncn oca
CltcnS, hGngcn, mdbrcnb 0ic Gnrn1cr
6c3 2nn0cS NrbCit5frGitc miinidtCn,
obcr uiht crbicItcll. 0r. Stralt3 bot
nm Gormilorc iibcr Dos Qor5c
2onO ~pericn0en IoiiCn, III mcld)cu bic
Tnrncr BLOB %oll}lt0cbcn bubcn mic
Uiclc &Crlte lie miinidlcl, 81 mclhcm
3luct un0 mcldc @Gbnc Tie bCnblcn
mnllcn. Gicic Nn0cbOtc mcrOcn Den
Gimuon0crcrn uor0clcGt, mo lie tGu=
ncn Iid) iuGGlen mobin tic Qcbcn ma
mas lie trcibcl mollell. QSCitcr lUcrs
ben GinmunOcrln09 Stotiuucu iiber
6o5 Son0 crri6tct, non ocnCn aus
bic &~crtbcilm1g ser 9Irbcit3frGitc be.
Ior9t pirS. Yer Elon 1T gut, ocum
nit icinCr GurhiiibrlnN miro Scr
characterization mcbr iibcr 0o3
8on5c 2on0 Ocrtbcilt, ais oo3 I'M lcB-
ten &obr5cbnt ser Sail Qcmcicn lit.
Gom miro obcr olld) 0cn m%nioubcrcn
@cicIlcn bic iid Sic llncrfubrcnbr;t
ser Gimuonocrcr SIT NntC m0d)cn boa
Sonomcrt sum AroBcn GGcil 9clcQt
mCrGcn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
s. & 2. @Done, l8olie 10
SDnts Wcr6rt.

Wnrmurs nuo o%oiirter Gjrunit.@ertc.
Wiunnmcnt nit Sintucu, Srabftcinc, Srrppen,
SnuupTuitcn, GtnirtcOiauugru alicr 4rtcn.
NnrnlucitG fc &ruaoung uuo WunggsStr.
baltimore, lio.
9cltuuHGtt mo Sulteudui0IiGe e~clictert.
(ltai20|
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30

Scr oltc &obn Q. Nodc,
letter, Der EctrolCm &0nig acbt I'M.
tCr bic SNriftilcllcr. Gr bclhrcibt IN
ser Wtonot3i0riit ogSorIO2 Sort"
cos SScrocn mo @cOcibcn Scr
rStonoaro Oil Company. 9lIio ci-
Ne glrt Nltobioaropbic. @om rcd)t
lutcrciiont Wcrocn, MIR bari scr Nltc
niMt illlnfCrn ionocrn mlB bci Der
&obrbcit blcibcn. ry2orl0a N&ort"
crhGIt in &obn 3. &odcicllcr cillcn
Mitorbeitcr, mcld)cr scr 3citlhriit
cine Wcngc ncl,cr &cicr 5uiiibrcn
miro.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30

Hu,ulnnS's tiirfiIdc SGDcr,
Ganiiabir.G ebdnos. Totam. seseu. eiets piisn.
isu822-)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30

NoG Gcriicn nun aud
@}rrieo. % cS lid IN Micrico INN
cincn FlttiA Gon0clt o0cr i'm cine
mcitcr pcr5mciotc rcpollttionGre ST.
bcbung, lGBt iid) aus ben MielOun.
0cn ni6t tloritclcn. "a @onOitcn
on Scr GrbcbunN betbcili0t iino, 10
iuto c9 iid)cr feline inubcrcn Glcnlcntc,
sic IN Wtcrico rcuolu8crn!
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30

hibition59eieBe miBa6tet, lpic Dag
ilbcruQ o~l2nobm8lo5 ser SAT- lit, 10
cntilcbc Die Nei9unA 0lth ole oll-
0cren @cicbe nid)t 31t rcIpcftircn.
@or Wonher gIcidt Ocm @ronmos
pbou,
Scin Mol( lit groB unO Iout iein
Solt,
lt1o Is giCbt feline W}clooie,
Gle cr nid)t nnhabnlt - obcr mlc.
Cine Ser it SUNG Scr
GyoBcn OclrtiNcn Sdiiiobrta-@cicll.
idoftcu? Der iDobI oicicn lllf III
rie 4'rciic luncirt Dobcn mag? A}oh
o~uiioacnocr, OaB iidJ Oclttidc 3citln.
gen iinOcuL Die cen l%lniinn colpor-
tircn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30
@cftdttat;
etnht.Mcnihrntpre Nnrenu.

Nr0Iiocnt 0cr N0nirniisN cD0
Cuni25, 2G,27,2 0,30 %ultl ,2,3,4,G)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-06-30

Nui Sen @roBcn Scc'n
Gic0cn 3l>r 3cit 1850 S@iiic obne
IrnNt; iuiol0c Ocicn iino 1000
Sdiiiaurbcitcr orbcitalo@. Gen
Shiii0ciNcntbiimcrn crtu6dit aus
Gcnl Stiulicgeu Elm Sd)o0cn BON 5lucI
Wiiuioncn Collars pro Miouut. llnO
"a miro bon gcmilicn SCrItcn bcbollp.
lei, 0ic &riiia lei iibcrlpmocn!
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-01-19
RIO ATTRACTIVE C|TY|
Brizilian Town Where the
Fleet is Now Anchored
Has Many Attractions.

Rio Janeiro. whore our fleet Is
spending 10 days. is one of the most
beautiful, interesting and progressive
cities of the world. AS the fleet
steamed into the bay OF Rio those
aboard our chips beheld scenery and
natural surroundings OF unrivaled
charm. This remarkable harbor Is
entered between mountainous promon.
tories, and then 1t opens out into n
rare expanso OF deep water which
would permit all the navies OF the
world to float safely at anchor. II Is
dotted here and there with islands of
varying size On the left tower the
lofty peaks of the Organ mountains,
while on the right the land slopes
away gracefully TO distant hills Upon
graceful crescents Of the bay at the
foot of the mountains and creeping
up on their sides lies the city Itself,
with an appearance of soldity and
strength worthy of the powerful Re.
public OF which II is the capital. with
In the limits of Rio Janeiro are near
iy 100000 people. and il Is growing go
rapidly that the million mark will bc
passed before the decade IL ended. Ma
city in the United States. with. The
exception of New York and Chicago.
Is increasing It's population more rap,
idly It's most striking features are
tho famous Avenida Central. its prln
cipal street; the boulevard system
along the water front and the elegant
public buildings and churches. The
AvenidaE Central was constructed re.
Gently at q cost of SS5.000O00, and
would put TO shame anything cores
ponding TO II In Washington. New
York or Chicago. II is more than 100
feet wide In the clear. Facing tho
Avenida are handsome buildings OF
harmonious design. Here are many Of
the clubs. newspaper Offices. the Ma.
uonal Library. the homes of the most
important commercial bodies and large
department stores. AZ the north end
Is pier for passengers who are com.
Ing and going from steamers. At the
south Is the National Opera House,
with the Monroe Palace. In which was
held the third International American
Conference. and which Is intended for
public meetings OF great Importance.
Bureau of American Republics.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-01-19
"eEr ON 70 HIS KNOBS"
Bumps on Connecticut Mans Head
Forecast Weather.

Bumps which appear on DIR. Il. II.
Welch's head "a hours before any
atmospheric change comes have up
set the meteorological service at this
place. The official weather man
made fight to hold hia old patrons.
but yesterday me capituiated. and
from now on he will write his fore
cast from the Doctors forehead.
II can't account for it," said tie
Doctor yesterday. except that It may
be the legacy of rheumatic attack
had several years ago."
when did you first notice it?"
asked the reporter.
IA few weeks ago. he reptile 4;
"a swelling the size OF a doorlsnob
appeared on my forehead and the
next day We had a rainstorm. Three
days later bump appeared on tho
back of my head. and "a hours later
there was a downpour. One morn
ing l woke up with two bumps on my
head and the following day 1t snow
ed. The approach of a windstorTn
is always denoted by three swell
ings."
Then It's one bump rain. two
bumps snow and three bumps wind.
suggested the reporter.
That's it." said tine Doctor. "See
this extension coming ont on my
forehead now? If you are wise you
will carry AN umbrella tomorrow"
The doctor has been requested to
go without his hat when making his
calls, so that all who run may read.
New York World.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-01-19
Expressing a Thorax.

Or. Leopold Jaches OF Cornelrs med.
zeal school recently returned from
study of the use of the Roentgen rays
abroad. Pausing In an account of his
tour, DR. Jaches said:
Abroad. as here at home, the great
public's knowledge OF the rays con.
tinnes rather vague. Investigators
receive all manner of queer letters
and requests. Thus heard 10 Berlin
OF man who wrote to n specialist:
Dear Sir-I have had bullet In
my thorax for eleven years. am too
busy to come to Berlin, but hope you
VIII come down here with your rays.
as my case should he worth your
while. If YOU cannot come. send a
packet OF rays. with Instructions as
to use. ETC.. and will see If cannot
manage to work them myself
The specialist replied:
Dear Sir--I am sorry that my
engagements prevent my coming TO
see you. and that am out of rays
Just now. If you cannot come TO Ber>
lin yourself. send me your thorax by
express. and ] will do the best can
with it,"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-01-19
Those Deadly Pies.

The following doggerel was recently
found in an old school book. written
by a Maryland schoolgirl years ago.
(sisned IN. b. W. who evidenlly
grew tired of plain country fare
loathe. abhor, detest, desplse
Abominable dried apple pies.
I like good bread. like good meat
Or anything that's good to eat
But OF all poor grub beneath the skies
The poorest is dried apple pies.
Give me the toothache. or sore eyes.
But don't give me dried apple pies.
The farmer takes his gnarliest fruit;
'Tis wormy. bitter.-hard to boot.
lie leaves the hulls to make us cough
And doesn't take half the peeling Off
Then on a dirty cord It's strung.
And in garnet window hung.
And there it serves "A roost for flies
Until it's made up into pies.
Tread on my corns and tell me lies.
But don't give me dried apple pies.
IN. b. v.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-01-19
Grabbed ACE.

At the dinner that the Chicago
Press Club gave last month In Ed.
ward Payson Weston's honor the vet
Gran pedestrian said of old age:
age is no crime, but you would
think so from the way some people
try to conceal 1t. We can give the
lie to age by being gray, vigorous.
buoyant and It is foolish of us to re.
sent our burden of years In any other
manner
The aged Ben Davies of st. Joseph
resented his years In foolish, crazy,
surly way.
Hello. old man Davies an elder.
ly st. Joseph lawyer said to him one
morning.
"old!' Davies snarled. old. hey
Well how about yourself? I'm no old.
err than you are. What's your earliest
recollection?
The lawyer grinned at old man Da.
vies and replied:
well, let me see. Yes. think
that's 1t. MY earliest recollection is
hearing folks say. There goes old
man Davies"
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DIED AT THE AGE OF ,o5.
Fine Old coIored Woman Who Left
An Offspring Of NinetY.fiye Persons.

Fine Old coIored Woman Who Left
An Offspring of Ninety.five Persons.
ETNA MILLS, VA. Jan. 18.-Old
Aunt Greasy Hill. colored, was buried
at Mangohick yesterday. She was
los years old. She was the mother OF
seven children, the grandmother OF
twenty-seycn children. the great
grandmother OF fifty-eight children
and the great-great-grandm Of
three children, making total Off
spring of ninety-five, most all OF them
living. AZ an average of $500 apiece
they would have been worth $47,500.
Aunt Greasy was willing hand
and served as a mothers doctor in
her own race as we'll as in the white
race. She was active UP to the time
sho was 100 years old, and she pos.
sesscd good memory.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-01-19
A Bachelor On Marriage.

Peter Y. Haines. rich bachelor of
Duluth, gave a New Year dinner TO
seventeen bachelor friends. whereat
each guest had to give a good reason
against marriage.
My own reason against marriage"
the host said lis embodied in re.
mark that overheard this morning
at the railway station.
"a strong. masterful-looking woman
was bidding farewell to small, slen-
der man. The mans manner was
meek, lsit 1t changed slightly as the
woman got safely ensconced in her
seat in the train. and before he hur-
ried away he shouted through the car
window at her in quite a vindictivc
way:
And be sure, my love. to send me
a nice long curtain lecture from time
to time. shall hardly manage to get
to sleep, without, you know"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-01-19
FiENDlsH ROBBERS.
Steal Money of Nelson County Man.
Then Try TO Burn Him Alive.


AMHERST, VA, Jan. 1S.-News
has just reached here OF robbery
and attempted murder near Bryant,
In Nelson county. The victim was
Mr.. Landon Brent. a very aged man
of that section. Whila Mr.. Brent was
asleep some one entered his house
and searched his rooms. securing S12
In currency and checks amounting to
SAL. Not satisfied with this, he fell
upon the old man and choked him I'M.
I'll lie was unconscious. He then sot
fire to the bedclothing in three OF
four places. BY this time the occu.
pants OF an adjoining room had
awakened and the intruder fed. Mr..
Brent was found gasping for breath.
The fire was extinguished without SO.
rious injury to Mr.. Brent. But for
the wooden blankets on. his bed he
would probably have been burned to
death.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-01-19
Is leap year now. and people might
think l had done the proposing"
On the Move.

On the move.
The Rev. A. c. Jeffries. the father
OF the pugilist. was contradicting
again the rumor that his son would
return to the ring.
"Jim." said Mr. Jeffries. SIS strong.
When he makes New Year resolu.
tlon he sticks to 1t. When he says
he'll do thing that settles II. My
boy is never going to fight again
Jim doesn't vacillate like old Eph.
RAIN Caldwell, quondam friend OF
mine. Ephraim vacillated even In his
choice OF a home. He was always on
the move.
"They said that when Eph moved
ne tied his chickens legs together for
convenience OF transportation. and in
time the chickens got 30 used to this
that. whenever he entered the hen
house. they would all lie down on
their lacks and hold up their slim
yellow legs to be tied"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-01-19
eense sufferer.

tohso BUuefer. a WhOIC WIhter pdsBeu
snEes and Sh neariy from the knees 10 ths
toes being covered with virulent sores. /
tried practitioners. specialists, dermatol-
ogists, etc.. to no purpose. My daughter
in-law reminded me OF having prescribed
Cuticura for my grandson more than
twenty years ago. / at once procured
the Cuticura Remedies and found i'm
mediate improvement and final cure.
ELL to-day, though well along in years,
! am as though had never had that
disease. am well known In the vicin-
ity OF Louisville and Cincinnati, and all
this could be verified by witnesses.
III. w. LaRue. S45 Seventh st.. Louis-
vile, KY. April 90 and May ID, 1907"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1908-01-19
Economy In Encees.


James j. Hill, the railway magnate,
was talglng in Kansas City about
railway economy,
Economy Is excellent" he said,
but even economy must not be car
ried to excess. Railways must not be
managed as a certain New York
neckue manufacturer manages his
business. A drummer in this mans
employ showed me the othe day a
Letter from the firm. 1t ran thus:
We hace received your letter
with expense account What we
want is orders. We have big FAM
lilies TO make expenses for us. We
find in your expense account so cents
for billiards. Please don't buy any
more billiards. Also we see s2.25 for
horse and buggy. Where is the
horse and what did you do with tho
buggy? The rest of your expense
account is nothing but bed. Why Is
1t you don't ride more in the night
t!me2
John says you should stop in
Boston. where his cousin George
Moore lives. John says you should
sell Moore a good bill. Give good
prices--he Is Johns cousin. Sell him
mostly for cash. Also John says you
can leave Boston ut 11:45 in the
night. and get 10 Concord at 4:45 in
tho morning. DO this-and you
won't need any bed. And remember.
what we want is orders"