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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
BOSTON'S GREAT AU1 OMO8ILe
SHOW.

Many automobile owners and deal.
ers in this vicinity have arranged TO
make trip TO Boston during the pc.
riod between March Z and II TO visit
the great Boston Automobile Show in
Mechanics building. The exhibition
will certainly be very attractive If the
present plans are carried out. and
there is no doubt but what they will
be. Exhibitors from all over the coun-
try have entered their cars and the
displays viii be shown In such an at
tra.tiye form that visitors will al
most believe they are in Fairyand in.
stead Of the Automobile exhibition
japanese decorations. Japanese lights
and electricity will form The base OF
~" scheme Of decoration
10 ton dealers are noted for doing
nothing iu a halfhoartnd manner and
visitors can b" assured that the scene
viii be- one long 10 bee remembered
The Boston show leads all other Auto
shows in this country in the way Of
innovations and this gear "a pace has
''''' .' TO- 'iIf'' w III ID. Ufi'h " iviI'"
All the features that will prove very
attractive 10 the visitors have not
been published, bat Co. might be- men
toned that i'm the basement will be
found AN automobile school u full
swing with $50 men ~ work II will
be "a practical demonstration by the
Y " &. A. school Of Boston a school
that has a national reputation In
the same basement will be- found a
model repair shop fitted out after the
prize design which was submitted to
the Judges OF the Automobile Dealers
association "A shOr; time ago Repair
men and manufacturers will take great
interest in these two features and no
doubt the shop and school will incul-
cate a desire 90 copy the worthy feaf
lures OF both exhibits In the mind OF
the looker-on.
Throngs OF fashionable people will
attend the show and several governors
from different states are 10 be In at
tendance. The sight OF the great halls
completely filled with exhibitors and
moving throngs, and classic music
will prove 10 the automobile world al
large that Boston and New England
has not lost one iota OF its interest In
automobiles.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
NEWSY GLEiNINGS.

Ex-Governor Yates. ot illinois, an
bounced his candidacy for reelection
20 that office.
Secretary Taft asked i'm n speech,
what under heaven do we want to
fight Japan for?"
The Archbishop OF Paris has issued
decree condemning the last two
works OF the Able Loisy.
The authorities in Philadelphia
have forbidden the holding OF an
archist meetings in that city here
after.
Private advices 20 German firms
trading i'm Japan confirm reports OK
serious financial trouble In the East
ern empire.
The present New York City season
OF grand opera will be a record break
er in the amount OF money taken at
both houses.
Governor Hughes declared In q
speech In Chicago that gamblers
should not be allowed to hide In
masks OF trade.
Theodore Chaliapine, Russian
basso, sailed. lie declared the Amer
IChUS were NnlluIfH III hiA dhu p"S'
ness and liked to be bluffed.
Great crowds visited the American
battleships In Callao Harbor. Chile {;
Admiral Evans system OF shore pa
trolls resulted in excellent order.
Congressman Mich olas Longworth,
In speech at Peoria, declared the
President was In no way responsible
for the existing financial conditions,
Because OF the great increase In
loans sought by the unemployed. the
Proyident Loan Society reduced Its
maximum loan to any individual to
$50. '
The Australian government has In
vited the American battleshiD fleet
10 visit the principal seaport; the
Premier issued a statement saying
that the welcomes given in South
America would he eclipsed In Aus.
tralia.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Plenty of Hot Water.

Boardinghouse Keeper-"A glass
Of hot water What can the man
want with a glass Of hot water? He
doesn't shave
Cook lie wants ter drink IL.
ITO drink it2 Well, ] never!
"Oh, all the boarders is scndiua
for hot water now, three tIm,s a
day"
Goodness mo, What for"
Fur TO drink They calls 81 fh.
hot-wator cure. II beats an nn".
tangled notions what come up
What does IL curc2"
oh, they say IL do cure everything
Just splendid
Thank fortune, it's thcas Civ.
EN- all the hot water they wan.
Maria.
Yes m.
so hot water is a great cure. is t.a
Well. ! shan't let any oi my board
ers get ill for want OF medicine. Just
put another gallon OF hot water a
that ox-tail soup, Maria, and I think
you'd better take out the Ox-ti.il nov.
Il might get too rich. "-Tit-Bits
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Too Great a Risk.

Although the tramp had seen great
deal of life he was no judge of char
acter; otherwise he would never have
said what he did TO Miss Cornelia
Hawkins When she said that she
would give him good dinner If he
would saw and split wood enough TO
pay for it. he attempted to appeal to
her sympathy.
Madam he replied, sadly, I'D
be glad TO saw and split the wood, I'd
be glad TO do anything, but I'm not
physically strong | have a weak
heart, madam, and have to look out
for it, You see, | carry my life in my
hands, as itwere," he said, with what
was meant for a wan, pathetic smile
Indeed" and Miss Hawkins gave
an incredulous sniff as she glanced at
the palms outstretched for aid 81
suppose that's the reason you don't
wash 'em-for fear Of getting drown
-ed?"-Youth's Companion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
4 Royal Prcrogatiyc.

The King can do no wrong, but
there is one innocent thing that no
sovereign ever does namely, TO
stand with his back against the wall
At the royal stand at Newmarket or
elsewhere his majesty invariably
leaves ample room for the persons
to pass behind him, 40 that he may
escape having perpetually to reply to
their salutations, which he would be
bound TO notice did those people pass
in front Of m.-London Chronicle
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Ready for All Corners.

The passengers were suddenly start
led by shower of rice at fell from
the brides parasol when sne took it
from the rack. The bridegroom, a
dark, stalwart chap. observing the
smiles. placed his arm about his
blushing bride, and then faced the
passengers with the following re-
marks:
Il reckon there amt no need for
me TO say we amt been married long;
but | can tell you all one thing. You
don't want TO smile any more than 5
perlite; for she's my violet and I'm
her sheltering oak, and | weighs two
hundred and eight pounds. Success
Magazine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Catarrh Cannot BE Cured

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh j. a
blood or constitutional disease, and in order
10 cure IL YOU must take internal remedies.
Halls Catarrh Cure il taken internally, and
acts directly on theblood and mucous surface
Halls Catarrh Cure il not quack medicine.
il was prescribed by one Of the best physi-
clans IN this country for years, and u a reg
ular prescription. IL is composed OF the
best tonics known. combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the mu-
cous surfaces. The perfect combination OF
the two ingredients is what produces such
wonderful results i'm curing catarrh zen
Tor testimonials. free.
i. J. CHENEY h Co., Props, Toledo, ..
Sold 10y druggists, price, Toe.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
CURED HER THREE CHILDREN.
Girls Suffered with Itching Eczema
Baby Had Tender Skin, Too
Relied on CutiCura Remedies.

Some years ago my three little girls had
a very bad form of eczema. Itching erup.
tions formed on the backs Of their heads
which were simply covered. l tired almost
everything, but failed. Then my mother
recommended the Cuticura Remedies. /
washed my children's heads with Cuticura
Soap and then applied the wonderful oint-
ment. Cuticura. / did this four or i've
times and / can say that they have been
entirely cured. | have another baby who
Is so plump that the folds Of skin on ms
neck were broken and even bled. | used
Cuticura soap and Cuticura Ointment and
the next morning the trouble had dissp-
peared. Mime. Napoleon Duceppe, 81 DU-
luth ST., Montreal, Que, May q, lsJ7."
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

Most remarkable grass Of the century.
Good Tor three rousing crops annually.
One Iowa farmer on 100 acres sold 81
10000 worth Of seed and had 300 tons of
hay besides. 1t is immense. Do try t..
FOR l0c AND THIS NOTICE
send 90 the John A. Salzer Seed Co, la
Crosse WIS, TO pay postage, etc, and
they will mail you the only original seed
e9talos, published IN America with sam,
Wheat. the sly miller mixer, Sainfoin the
dry soil luxurIetor, Victoria Rape. the 2Oc
ton green food producer Silver King
Barley yielding l73 bu. per acre, etc, etc,
etc.
And If YOU send lfc we will add a pack.
age Of new farm seed never before seen
by you John A. sazer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis. A. c. l..
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
YUAN -SHTH- -KAI,

natives as well. His advice was fire.
ouently sought by the imperial gov
ernment, and some of the best edicts
Issued by 1t were suggested by him.
He is mainly responsible for the de-
for the steps taken TO establish a con-
stitutional government in China The
empire is fortunate in having at this
critical stage of it's affairs 50 able
and progressive a man to guide il and
20 shape It's destinies. Leslie s
Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Sour Grapes Not So Bad.
The fox didn't care for sour grape

The fox didn't care for sour grapes.
but he loved bananas.
Sir" he said 10 the banan' man,
you seem 10 have excellent eyes. Am
| wrong or is that an airship just
above yonder cloud?"
The unsuspecting banan' man raised
his eyes, whereupon the willy fox
slipped a banana from the cart.
But there happened 10 be cen
tipede on il and he was badly stung.-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

weak 70 work, Though constantly
using medicine I despaired of being
cured until | began taking Doan's
Kidney Pills. Then relief came
quickly, and in a short time was
completely cured. ! am now in ex-
cellent health"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, \. Y.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Box Seat.

To make a box seat you must have
two boxes Just the same size. Knock
one side OF OF one Of the boxes. Cover
both boxes with some heavy goods
denim or burlap is the best. Use
very small tacks for the corners, but
for the rest you can use brass headed
tacks. Then take the brass tacks
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

l had a bad fall and it
affected my kidneys.
Severe pains in my
back and hips became
constant, and sharp
twinges followed any
eXertion. The kidney
secretions were badly
d disordered. | lost
flesh and grew too
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Unique Door Bcll.

A most unique and at the same
time practical doorbell is the recent
invention OF "A Virginia man. As
shown in the illustration the bell IS
of the push-button variety and Ia
combined with the door-knob Even
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

The cows udder is kept in a clean,
healthy and smooth condition by
washing it with Borax and water,
tablespoonful of Borax 10 two quarts
OF water. This prevents roughness
and soreness or cracked teats which
make milking time a dread to the
COW and a worry TO the mixer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

AZ the New Rochelle Forum Jus
tice Gaynor recently said that the
foundation Of the s3.OOO,OOo yearly
police graft in New York City rested
on the exercise OF the illegal right
Of visitation"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

All Abyssinian male children over
y must go TO school. The state pro
vides the education and is building
many schools.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

The most wonderful costly and
magnificent garment in the world Is
the state robe OF the Queen Of Slam.
which she wears about once year.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
What Causes Headache.

From October to May, Colds are the most
frequent cause of Headache, Laxative
Bromo quipine removes cause. T.. W.
Grove on box. 2JC.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

A $3.50 nugget OF gold was found
recently imbedded ia the skull OF an
elephant
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

The French government will build a
college for women at ST. Germain-en.
Laye.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

and on the front OF the bottom box
make some pretty design Then put
hinges on the boxes, and there you
have "A seat and shoe box which VIII
make a pretty prnseut--irwiu A..
Eawsou. in the Sew Yo'f Tribune.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
ECZEMA and PILE CURE FREE.

knowing what il was To suffer ! will
give FREE OF CHARGE, 10 any afflicted
positive cure for Eczcma, Satt Rheum,
Erysipelas Piles and skin Diseases In
stant relief Don't suffer longer. Write
T., W. WILLIAMS, 900 Manhattan Ave-
nue.. New York. Enclose Stamp.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

The poor children Of Exeter Eng
land. are provided with breakfasts at
school at a cost Of a farthing.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
piles Currd in q To- ~ Days.

Pszo Ointment - guaranteed 10 cure ans
case of Itching. Blind BleudInF or ProtrIdins
pues m to IL davs or money refunded SOC
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

The coal trade of the United King
dom In 1905 employed s37,1OO.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

Taking into consideration the pro
portionate weight. the wing Of a bird
is 20 times stronger than the arm OF a
man.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
HER GOOD FORTUNE
After Years Spent in Vain Effort.

Mrs. Mary f. II. Rouse, OF Cam.
bridge. y. Y, says: Five years ago
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia K. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
womenwho have been troubled with
displacements, i'm flammation, ulcera-
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains. backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges-
tion, dizziness, ,ornervous prostration.
Why don't you try IL?
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham IL there is anything
about your sickness you do not
understand. She will treat your
letterinconfidenc and advise you
free. No woman ever regretted
writing her, and because of her
vast experience she has helped
thousands. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
j. WILL. CARPENTER

Furnishing Undsrtaker and Funeral ol-
rector.
once and Warerooms. So Plainnsld
Street OlneyVilie, r. l. Residence. M
Plainheld Street Calls attended day snA
night. Collins and Caskets lined AM
trimmed In the best manner and every
thing furnished At short notice. Tsis-
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Save Money and Trouble

SELL YOUR REAL ESTATE NOW.
40 COMMISSION! no AGENTS {,
Write today II you want TO sell your farm, home
or business place. At the cost OF a postal you can
learn how 10 soil your property quickly and profit
ably Deal direct with buyer
REAL ESTATE OWNERS ASSOCIATION
AMERICA.
rs West Ard street, New York.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

In The uarKest nlgut caller can
readily locate the doorknob and, hav-
ing done so, easily locates and pushes
the bell button. The bell Is placed
in the inside knob, which Is made
hollow for the purpose Washington
Star.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-29
OTHER SPORTS no THE FRONT
Minor Games Get n Chance at the Col
leGes.


NEW WORK, Nov. 2s-Now that the
foot bali season has ended the athletes IN
the eastern colleges and universities are
turning their attention toward those games
which. during the winter months, go to
make the calendar OF Intercollegiate sports
complete. Basket ball, hockey. indoor
track, aquatics and gymnastics arc all
coming in for their share of recognition
after being dormans for eight months.
The track athletes nave already donned
their indoor shoes. trunks and jerseys and
sought the banked turns Of the runways
In the gyms. Nearly every afternoon these
would-be flyers car be seen swinging
around, developing both stride and wind.
under the watchful eye of some captain,
who is anxiously looking over the material
for this winters team.
The hockey managers nave met their
captains and last seasons veterans, who
are again eligible to chase the puck this
season, and have discussed radical changes
to be made in the teams interest. But
the sport which really las taken the long
est stride toward supplanting, in a meager
way, foot ball, is basket bali. The ma
jority Of the institutions which are repre-
sented on the courts each season have
not yet issued n call for candidates. be.
cause many members of the various foot
ball squads have announced their inten.
ton of competing for places on the var
sity quintets and the coaches are desircus
Of getting all their material together al
tho same time.
However. this fact has interfered with
many undergraduates practicing on their
own hook. Then, again. there are other
places where the call has already been
sent out, and reports state that In the
majority of instances, in point Of num-
bers and experience, the response has
been gratifying. The impression among
the followers of the sport appears to
be that the coming season is to be the
banner one in the annals of the game.
The dissolution OF the intercollegiate Bas-
ket Ball association does not appear to
have in the least retarded interest in this
branch of athletics. and while 1t was
feared at the close of last season that
the discontinuance of this Organization
might materially affect the playing sched-
ules of those colleges and universities con-
nected, 1t has evidently had an antithetic
effect.
It is said that. as a rule. harder playing
lists arc being or nave been compiled
for the big eastern teams than ever before.
II such is the case then 1t is evident that
enthusiasm among basket ballists is on
anything but the wane. 1t is rather
on the increase and long, hard schedules
will undoubtedly tend to boost 1t still fur
Their. Yale has announced that It's sched-
ule lie composed of just as many important
games as last seasons. Further than this
all the teams that last winter met in
intercollegiate Basket Ball association
play are again given places among the
playing dates. The Yale season opens in
this city December 8 with a game against
City college, New York.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-29
OF CROOKED CAREER
Dramatic Close of a Life Seemingly
Honorable, Though a LIv-
Ing Lie.

No poet could have Imagined a swifter
or more dramati collapse OF a career, ap-
parently successful but really criminal. than
that which came to Peter Van Vlissingen
in Chicago on Monday.
At noon a stranger coming into the city
and asking to be recommended 10 a com
petent and reliable real estate broker 10
undertake a negotiation in his line would
probably have been recommended to Peter
Van Vlissingen. He might have. been told
that the man was brusque in manner. but
his judgment was excellent and what he
said might be relied on.
At night Che same Peter Van Vlissingen
was sitting in a cell in the county Jail.
adjudged guilty on his own confession. and
with ample eorroborative proofs Of for
geries extending over about eighteen years
and involving nearly 100000.
A remarkable aspect Of the case is that
criminallty does not seem 10 have been
even suspected until a few days. almost a
few hours. before the end came. Then
another real estate dealer and old friend
found that a mortgage had been released
Omaha daily bee., 1908-11-29

all causes France to rank high among the
wealthy nations OF the earth.
For 1t is by thrift that nations as well
as individuals, maintain their wealth. Ma
tural resources may make them wealthy,
but 1t takes thrift to keep them so. This
is true of the United States as much as 1t
is of France, or Of any other land. 1t has
been estimated recently that our country,
because 1t is learning to turn its waste to
profit, will make more out of this one
source of revenue than formerly 1t made
from it's staple products.
Today fully one-fifth Of the profit OF the
cotton crop is made out of the cottonseed
meal, which formerly was thrown away.
In the future cornstalks will be used to
make our paper. Rubbish will furnish light
for our cities.
What a nation regards as worth its while
to undertake should not be thought by in
dividuals to be beneath their dignity.
Methods of thrift differ, but the principle
beneath them, all is one and the same.
Money saved is money earned and money
possessed is present opportunity. Real
thrift is not self-denial only It is choice
likewise. Each time the truly thrifty per-
son saves ne makes a choice In favor or
some Interior advantage.
therefore lhtellBenc6 iS ueeueu III bho
exercise of thrift. Many are the follies
committed in this homely virtues name.
The woman who gets up at 3 O'Clock in the
morning in order that she may set her
bread to rise with half the ordinary guam
tity Of yeast is as misguided and ridiculous
as the tradesman who splits a raisin to
make his pound even. The former Is
prodigal of precious energy; the latter is
Weighing his own soul in the scales for an
infinitesimal price.
Thrift at its best is, then, intelligent use
of advantages of which both substance and
opportunity form part. Just because IT is
silly to save at the spigot and waste at
the bunghole' there is no reason why both
spigo and bunghole should not be watched.
The man who saves grows rich and gains
a place in the community. The careful
housewife has a pleasant home run mex
penslvely. Savings put by mean a secure
tomorrow. But, best Of all, money means
opportunity for him who has It and he who
saves on nonessentials has a chance to gain
some greater good thereby.-Chicago News.