Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1908-09-10

U E*#J If Mr.. Roose- &C
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A A pTA come popular, NJ
IVA Eh who would take ~
N0a|ss51 WI care of the pug
~ y doggies?
@ PAR
There probably isn't any use in Dor =
trouble; but, then, some people
lust have to borrow something. ,
Prosperity is in the main q relative
thing and we are all dead anxious to
have 1t relate to us.
When we think our neighbor is get I
ting his just reward, he sometimes
seems inclined to think that he is pay
ing a penalty.
When the devil forgets you it is time
for YOU to do some hard thinking. Per
haps he is trusting you entirely to look
out for him.
Most girls think that too much waist
is q waste of good material.
The thing that comes to you free of
charge sometimes is apt to discharge
with a deep and terrific detonation.
The deepest injury you can do to his
Satanic majesty is to refuse to be of
service to him.
Now that eggs are down, ham per-
versely goes up. Will they never asso-
ciate again upon a moderate level?
The Professors Wife-You haven't
kissed me for Il week. The Professor
(absently)-Are you sure? Then who is
it / have been kissing?-Life.
Dewitt sCarbollzed Witch Hazel Salve
is recommended as the best thing to use
for piles. 1t is, of course, good for any
thing where IA salve is needed. Beware
O. limitations. Sold by WA. Ferguson Co
stella-A dreadful experience, you
say? Bella-Yes; l saw a bargain in
shoes when | had a hole in my stock
ing.-New York Sun.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are small
pills. easy to take, gentle and sure. Sold
by w. \. Ferguson & Co.
In Buenos Aires the police alone have
the right of whistling on the streets.
Any other person whistling is at once
arrested.
kodol will in a very short time enable
the stomach to do the work it should do
and the work it should do is TO digest all
the food you eat. When the stomach can't
do it Kodol does it for it and in the mean
time the stomach is getting stronger and
able to take up its regular work again,
Kodol dlgests all you eat. makes the sto-
machs sweet and is easy to take. 1t is sold
here by W.. Ferguson & Co.
The most magnificent tomb in the
world is deemed to be the palace tenn.
pie of Karnak, occupying a space Of
nine acres, or twice that Of st. Peters
at Rome. The temple space is a poets
dream of gigantic columns, beautiful
courts and wondrous avenues of
sphinxes.
Many people suffer from kidney and
bladder troubles. During recent years a
lotto this trouble has been made unneces-
sary by using DeMitt's Kidney and Blad-
der Pills. They are %antisea tic and highly
recommended for weak back, back ache,
rheumatic Gains, inflammation of the biad-
der and other trou"le due to weak kid
neys. Sold by w. a. Ferguson & Co.
THAT man makes a lot of Mistakes
said one factory employee.
Yes" answered the other. "mor,
than all the rest Of us put together
The brennan just keeps him arount
so that he can have some one to jum,
on and show that he's boss."-Wash
ington Star.
When o have ID cold you may be sur,
that it has ''een caused indirectly by con
stlpatlon, Consequently you must first O
all take something to move the bowel.
This is what has made Kennedy's Laxa
tive Cough Syrup SO successful and s.
generally demanded. 1t does not cons
tipate like the old fashioned cough cure
but it gently moves the bowels, at tn
same time heals irritations and ~allaysi in
hammation of the throat. 1t is sold b,
w. A. Ferguson & Co.
well where's that cook" demand
ed his wife. Don't tell me that she
wasn't on the train"
"She was on the train" timidly ex
planned the long distance commuter
"but l got to playing cards and a Lone
lyville man won her at whist."-Phila
delphia Bulletin.
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