The sun., 1908-07-26

other aide, Hoboken way, to accommodate
your And II tbs sun refuses 10 ocnsider
that proPosition what are you going 70
into the cabin, whore there are 1900 900
fat women with babies sprawled all over
the red plush. Yes. I'd HE to ride seven
or eight houre on Sunday excursion boat
tucked away In cabin. that snaells like q
Chinese foosle. That kind Of thing would
make perfect knockout Of a hit with me.
Huhi You're thirsty? Oh, we'll, don't you
care. The handsome waiter will be here
In a minute and you can order all the STUFF
from him you want and cit there and
whatf You only want, a glass Of. waterl
All right. Excuse me while prowl around
four or Eve miles all over the boat trying
TO find some place whore I can get you q
glass of water. Is there anything else you
paste and some sSmdrops and horss
cake and q stick Of red and white candy
and some lemon drops and thingef just
a. soon as man gets planted IN his seat
and begins 70 rest up little BIT, why there
that's. about 40 hard TO get on board q
steamboat as fresh picked Strawberries In
north Greenland, and that's loo water.
Wouldn't q lemonade or something do your
or so then. won't you, until the murderer
Of q waiter comes around this way and
I'll buy you lemonades until you can't rec.
Buy you any old thing IL it'l keep you
from kicking every blessed minute Of the
time. r4
Fine scenery along here? Well maybe
1t is, II you re interested In scenery to the
exclusion Of smells. I'm chiefly wrought
up over the limberger that that fat Dutch
woman q couple Of seats down there by
young W ones to consume. Bee her. with the
big hunk Of II in her handD Dye smell II?
Or maybe you'll be telling ms that she's
eating candied orchidsi les wonder you
@ pS pse ne 1e ss sst has
lout right behind her 10 smoking In q pipe?
Great heaven, II this isn't Q beautiful ex-
peditlon you've got me into! And you
just sit there and NOPE and suk and do
THAT pabne away sTa WITH never SSdd1 %Sfd 81
What's that horrible looking thing at the
side OF your hpf A fever blister? Only
that. ehf Well. II it's only fever blister
in my life. You'd better GO under ether
az soon. as possible and have that thing
taken OF your face; It giyes you frtghtful
sinister look. You neednt t take that to heart
and give mo the wounded fawn look for
yod own sood And wSs. ss sasss
got fever about anyhow haven't
heard about any fever. Next thing. ] sup
pose. you'll be telling me that I'm ,respon-
si6ls y e, for yoTr fever. ever Go ahead. blame IL
What are you going to do about little
bite Of supper when we get back to the
hat? Is there any thing In the icebox Oh,
Of course not and I'm alreadyas starved as a
timber wolf. and can't eat the vile truck
they have on board this smelly tub. and Of
course the delioatessen joints will be closed
when we get back. and suppoee you've
got 1t all rugged up that IN have TO take
you out to Broadway restaurant and timber
up for about 50 worth OF food. hey? guess
that's the real reason you wanted 10 como
out to-day-you didn't care to 80 to the
trouble Of setting the table for q little some
thing to eat tonight with the servant girl
gone a;sandayine. Pretty FOXY. pretty
per your schedule t6ia time ri have had
just about enough aimless drifting around
on land or sea by the time get through
with this trip you oajoled me into taking.
THE above IL an account Of Mr.. Gnage's
observations during the progress. OF only
about nine miles Of the STEAMBOATS, journey
up the Hudson. There yet remained ATTY
eight miles OF the cruise. going and coming.
and Mrs. 0nagg appeared 10 be quite listless
when the boat at length returned. late at
night. TO its New York pier.l