The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-09-10

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Everything comes to MIN who
waits" unused the man IN a restau-
rant; -but II comes cold"
Head waiter-w What's be want1
walter-ssys he wants a little Of ev-
erything. Head waiter-Giye him
hash--chicago Journal
Castomer-Have you an oil painting
OF John ID. Rockefellers cIerk-No.
ma'am: no one has. He has never been
done IN oiL-LesIie's Weekly.
Il should never have thought that
studying would have cost 30 much
money" "Yes. father: and II you only
knew how little ! have studied
Judge.
do you ever meet DIR. Ryboldr
-Often. He and I-er-are thrown to-
gether a good deal. We travel on the
same suburban trolley line."-chieago
Tribune.
The Caddy Gas the colonel misses the
ball for the sixth time)-Go on. mis-
ter. Say II. Don't mind me. I've been
In the business for three years now
The Sketch.
BE mlne." cried In a voice sur
charged with anguish. III you refuse
me. / shall die" But the hesrtless
girl refused him. That was sixty years
ago. Yesterday he died
Mrs. Hoyle-I've found out where
my husband spends bis evenings. Mrs.
Doyle-Wbere; Mrs Hoyle-At home.
You see. l had TO stay IN myself last
uight--Harper's Weekly.
Miss Biondlock-How dare you tell
people my hair lis bleaeheds You know
II is false. Miss Rayenwing-Yes.
dear. know II Is / told them IT was
bleached before you got IL.
Irate Passenger las train is moving
OF why didn't you put my luggage
In as I told your Porter-Eh. man.
yer luggage Is no sic silly as verse;.
Ye're & the wrang train--Tit-Bits.
Eyes. just as soon as the parson
starts his sermon be stops all the cleo
fric fans whats that forT' -He
knows that the hum is much too sooth-
ing on a warm day.--Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
woman-Now that have fed you
are you going without doing your
work. Tramp-Oi couldn't wurruk on
an Imply stomach. mum: an OF niviI
wurruk on er full one So there ye'
be Smart Set
sunday School Teacher-Did yos
ever forgive an enemys Tommy Tuff
nut-wunct. Sunday School Teaches
And what noble sentiment prompte<
you 20 do ~ Tommy Tuffnnt-H'
wuz bigger dan me
-can you be trusted with secrety
be asked. The woman drew herself
up proudly. ~you have known me fol
ten years. haven't your" she replied
Yes do you know how old amg'
Philadelphia Ledger.
Little Fargie latter watching he
small brother devouring several larg'
sections OF chocolate cake Mamma
isn't Il funny how much larger Jimm,
really Is than he appears to be from
the oufsidef-Judge.
smith-what's that piece of con
tied around your finger fort Jones
Ny wife put II there TO remind me L
mail her letter. Smith-And did yo'
mail TT Jones-No. She forgot t
give II to me.-Harper's Weekly.
Teacher Tin geography)-There ar
20 many people in China that ever,
time you breathe someone dies. CT'
small boy putting vigorously Harry
what are you doingg Harry-rm kin
ing chlnamen.-New York Sun
III ye please. num-" said the ancien
hero. in an appealing voice. as he stocS
at the back door OF the cottage on Mon
DAY. ave lost my leg well. ain
got IT," snapped the woman hercely, al
the door closed with bang.-victoril
Eagle.
Mistaken Tdea.-"But. my dear
demonstrated Mr.. Meekun. there's |
good deal to be said on both sides
.No. there isn't" answered hi
spouse. i've told you what thinl
about Il, and that's all that is going L
be sald."-chicago Tribune.
yes said the old man. my daugh
ter is sim studying French. But sh
can't speak the language at all. cal
sher- remarked the friend. Ssh
couldn't at first. but now she can speal
n lust enough to make herself unin