The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-17
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 rn. sweet girl graduate is shaking hanSs with the sweet June bride. r.d. Spd Mss A,''''-
 ..rhe mint crop of Maryland is finer than ever remarks The Atlanta Con, imaginary writing7" Mrs. Gunness has furnished wealth of local color for the Indiana oiooa- and--thunder-first--seiier--nove noveiis's'
 raft is such a peace maker let him begin at home with the Repupicsn ustfv Green. It will never obtain money from that source. nasseSaii.' siii rhis statement alone is calculated to win many votes. Pine Knot for those battieships' My Country 'tis of thee My land of liberty
 But My Congress woTri1s s me world full of roses. why do you continually look only for the thornss A Balitimor. preacher says .lssys ,.. dancing to your conscience. Wnen we do anything we're ashamed or our conscience usually does sort or t"o- step.
 A court in VI, wiscSnsin scs,. nsssi ssT,k. sas ens .suppression" and substitute press ing"
 rb,. world is full of funny. funny peopie. including the fellow who ln- varfabiy ssys. 50 ions-dont 'aAe any bad money"
 .why are the seasons always pic tured as womenY ,s the
 T suppose because 2 womah s.,caI n en as the weather. |"
 Your let with smile so niano IT must be on the avenue
 And sport c mansion grand
 Afseif-made man is usually prouder of the fact than anybody else
 What a sunny. sweet disposition your wife has on your pay-daya Man ia nov IIk6 WOIitdh+
 When trouble his day mars He goes and drinks and drinks and
 And smokes ten-cent cigars. Now let Mrs. Guinness be terrible warning to, the rnatrimoniai-ad ad- crahA'
 rssser As rhI the sAs Soise % of bursting booms is
 heard in the land.
 The frs. tin. he oaiisf sf,ts sssy sat But 1t wasn't week tiil he. tried to | This winsome miss as they sat | LIKE-THIS. | A World O. Soy. | Its a world O joy Its world O bliss | Blossom an song | An sweet lips to kiss. ! It's never the world | The worlds o. K. | It's simply yourself | When you feel that way. | It's simply yourself | When you do not care | For the fragrant bloom | And the sweet pure air. For the cobalt sky | That bends to meet l The dreaming hills | With kisses sweet. I For the drowey hum | Of bees in June. | For long still days | And hearts atune. oh, cheer up now i Its a good old world | And q world 0 joy. pretty dimpied strawberry-fed- -hionders
 of Montgomery are feeling peek-a-
 buoyant. | c,-o~4,,, .hsr.. tho eahhath 1@atl~ 4hla
 morning and every Montgomerian is | glad to be alive and living in this | paradise of town, where Gods fairest
 and best abide and We can feel notn- | ing, but pity for people who merely
 exist anywhere else l After some two weeks untrammelleo eiusion that ali .Kolum KonductOrs are liars, Including oufself For five whole years we have been sitting here
 in the fifth story, front, .gleaning from Red Headed Dimpied Widows of Hous- | ten, the Marvellous Strawberries of Montgomery. the Eessence of Liquor The Nashville eTennesseean. the Reo Lipped Maids of Chattanooga, and kindred jewels that glistened forth from the columns of respective South we're sore. Tn the first place, the Onfy | red-headed widow we saw was the one | whose widow-hood as brought about by | our departure and who bade us good bye | at the train: true we had those Mar | velous Strawberries, but the bottom Of | the box was marked From Whining | ton, Delaware; as for the Grantland | Rice's boastsd liquor we'll admit that | 1t WAS good. but it happened to come | from Meadville. Pr, and the only Red | Tipped, Peach checked Maid we saw in | Chattanooga was the telephone opera | tor in a hotel. and she came from La | fayette, Ind. As we said before, ALI KOLUM CONDUCTORS ARE LIARSi John D. Wells, in The Buffalo Even ing News.