The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1908-02-20
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Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Binks-Does strong coffee keen y,r
. awake? Jinks-How do | knowt
I board.-Somerville Journal.
Nell-I think Maud has more eol.r
than her sister. Belle-Yes; about IA
cents worth more.-Philadelphia Rec.
ord.
do you believe that the good di.
young" 81 think they do, If all NV
wife tells me about her first husband
Is true."-Pick-Me-U
Cautious Customer (in drug stor.,-
How much do you charge for dims,.
worth of tooth powder? New CLERK
Twenty-Five cents.-Chicago Daily
News
"The doctors have finally agrees
upon the cause of Markley's illness"
"Ah, they've held another consuls,
tion?" "No; post-mortem. ."-Philassl-
phia Press.
Lawyer-As your husband died iates.
tate, you will, of course, get third
Widow-Oh, l hope to get my fourtb
He was my third, you know.-Tov,,
and Country.
Il thought you were married. md
yet you're sewing on your own but-
tons" Il am married, but l keep m,
independence, let me tell you."-MeS-
gendorfer Blatter.
Scribbler-I understand the Inmates
OF the Home for the Feeble Minded are
going to publish magazine. Ouibblsr.
Isn't the field rather overcrowdeda-
philadelphia Record
Wife docking up from her book
You know great many things, John:
now, what dc you think should be done.
In case of drowning? Husband
Have funeral, l should think.
Cynicus-I have been engaged to at
least a dozen girls Silicus-Alway.
Deen unlucky In love, eh? Cynicus-
On, don't know. I've never marrlsS
my Of them.-Philadelphia Record.
Butcher-Come, John, be lively now;
break the bones In Mr.. Simpsons
chops and put Mr.. Smiths ribs in your
basket John-All right, sir; Just as
soon as I've sawed Off Mr.. Murphy's
leg.
george" murmured the young wife.
am l as dear to you now as I vss
before we marredY "I can't exoctlv
tell' replied the husband, absent-mipd-
ediy. Il didn't keep any account of nv
expenses then"
Mr. Chipps Cooking up from the pa-
per)-The doctors have discovered an
otner new disease. Mrs. Chlpps-Wen.
l wish they'd stop looking for new dis
eases long enough to find cure for nav
old rheumatism.
oid scotch farmer (having spent six
pence on a race ticket for pony md
trap, value ESQ, and having won) Ia
shown the prize. After gazing critical
y at it for some minutes: "Rvt
whaur's the whup?"
Ohapieigh-l say, druggist, can yea
-aW-giVe me something to-av-
'wlghten me up, doncher know? Drug
in the wrong place. youn.
nan. This is a drug store, not night
Daily News.
What pleased me most" said the
nan who had been abroad. "was tho
clock at Strasburg." "Oh.
low should like to see it! replied
he ignorant youth. And did you see
he watch on the Rhine, tooT
District Visitor-What has brought
ou to the destitute condition? Appl-
my wife, mum. "Your wifef
low is that| well, you see, mum,
We got her three good situations. and
IN blessed If she could keep one Of
lem."
YES" said old Roxley, my daugh-
'r is to be married next month to LORD
roKeleigh." "Ah" remarked the
lend, "everything's settled, ehY'
Well, l guess not You don't ketch
e paying In advance -Philafelphia
ress
'Or course, Tommy" said the Sunday
hool teacher, you'd like to be an an
- "Ouiuh you! Well-er-
's'm,' replied Tommy "but I'd like
wait till can be full-grown angel
lth gray whiskers." = Philadelphia
'ess.
First Summer Girl-Who Is that
handsome boy? Second
INNER Girl-Oh, he's an actor. First
INNER Girl-No; mean the other
e. Second Summer Girl-Oh, he
sn't any money, either-Harper's
eekly.
Little Boy-Mamma, l wish youd
d out who it was hypnotized me, ana
nish 'em severely. Mamma-Wha-at1
tile Boy-While you was out | was
lied right into the pantry, an forced
eat hull lot Of those cakes you
d | mustn't touch.
How are you, Broom?" asked a
III old sailor Of a fop who was al
Us annoyed unless he was addressed
Mr.. Broom, and who responded.
have you to know, sir, that I've
landle to my name" "Oh. all right
W are you, Broom handler,
Nv hos