The Florida star. (Titusville, Fla.) 1880-1917, 1908-09-04

also is frozen and sold by the pound.
Paper lace, which is much worn by
Partisan actresses, looks as delicate
and beautiful by artificial light as the
real article. while the cost Is trifing.
Nell-Maud has lost a good friend in
Jack. Belle-Why, have they quar-
relied? Nell-No; they are married.
Philadelphia Record.
Ethel-Sometimes I really think seri-
Ously OF remaining unmarried. Maud
Think only? Why, ! imagined you
worried about it--Town Topics.
THAT female campalgner is holding
the women spellbound."
with her OratoryT
mo; with her gowns"
Mansger-Do you wish a plain cook.
madam?
Mrs. HOneymOOn-Yes, please; just
as plain as pOssible.-Judge
'She has sued for a divorce"
ION what grounds?"
"Incompatlbility OF income, / under
stand."-Exchange.
She-What's the difference between a
dimple and a wrinkle?
He-Oh. about thirty or forty years
London Mail.
He-Are you doing anything to beau
tify your town?
She-Well, amt living here7-Yon-
kers Statesman.
Gabbleby-After all, woman's
scream Is her greatest weapon of de-
tense. Observation-Disclosures How
did you find Ii out?-Puck.
Sillicus-It doesn't cost anything TO
accept gratuitOus advice. Cynnicus-
No; not unless you act upon it.-Phila-
delphia Record.
First Student-How did he get to be
college president?
Second Student-Oh. by degrees
LippincOtts Magazine.
Pieces Of wire rope have been dug
out of the ruins Of Pompeii, which was
destroyed more than eighteen centuries
ago.
India sends US many rigs. All the
pay the good weavers get for making
them is IL cents d day. Head weav-
ers get SD month.
The oldest known coins are those OF
Lydia. Ii is the opinion OF many that
IL was in that country that the art of
coming money first arose.
The inventor OF the modern suspen-
sion bridge was James Finley of Penn
sylvania. His first bridge was built
In 1902.
The lOnelieSt people in Europe live in
the extreme north Of Sweden. 100 miles
from Il railway and a days journey
| from their nearest neighbor.
The greater portion OF the telegraph
and telephone poles OF this country
come from the northern peninsula of
Michigan.
The artisan burries his work TO get
10 his dinner: the artist hurrieS
through his dinner to get to his work.
Alice Wellington Rollins.
Cheer up. my boy! You're bound
10 get the girl in the end"
I'm afraid not. Life amt no melo,
drama"
Il suppose" said the facetious stran.
ger, watching a workman spread a
carpet from the church door 10 the
curb. that's the highroad to heaven
you're fixing there?"
No" replied the thoughtful work.
man, this is merely bridal path. -
Philadelphia Press.
Artist-It rained the whole day yes
terday.
POet-Yes. and was prosecuted by
b.!l collectors from early morning un.
Ill night.
Artist-There was no escape?
POet-None. | CHANGED 10 look up
and even the sky was dun.
Customer pointing to the hieroglyph
les Oh his checkI-Is that my name in
Chinese:
Go Long Chinese laundrymanJ-No
scllption. Means lit old man. eros.
eyed, no teet'."
Customer-Er-I see. Thank you
New York Globe.
Il never trust a man who is con
tinually harping on the beauties .
honesty" said the sage Of Sageville.
Why not:" queried the youth.
Because" explained the wisdom dis
penser, lit sounds too much as If b
were arguing with himself"-Chicag
! News.