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The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
There and Back,

Once upon another time tramp was being fed at a college cookery on the pieces de resistances of the fresh man class.
 Some authorities claim that bad cooking drives many men to drink" said the assistant principal; was that the case with you?"
 Looks to me, lady like de odder way around" answered the hobo, un- gratefully; it wuz drink druv me to this !"-Illustrated Sunday Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

of Doan's Kidney Pills and began us- ing them. One box made me stronger and freer from pain. l kept on using them and in three months was able to get out on crutches, and the kidneys were acting better. I improved rap idly, discarded the crutches and to the wonder of my friends was soon completely cured"
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

Remember what you possess in the world will be found at the day of your death to belong to some one else, but what you are will be yours forever.- Henry Van Dyke.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
This Is So.

We wish to state in as plain and vigorous way as words can express it, that Hunts Cure will positively quick. ly and permanently cure any form of Itching Skin disease known. One box is guaranteed to cure. One application affords relief
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
spoils for Fashion's Followers.

At auctions in London during the last half of 1907 there were catalogued for sale 19,742 skins of birds of para disc, nearly 115,00O white heron plumes and vast number of the skins and plumes of many other birds of beautiful plumage, including alba tross quills and the tails of the Tyre bird
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
Money Expended on Schools.

000,000 on it's public schools; Chicago, $23, 3,000,000; Boston more than $10,- 100000; Philadelphia little more than s6,000,000 Though Philadelphia is the third city in population in the United States. it stood thirty-fourth in per capita expenditure on schools.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
Farmers Educational
 -AND- Co-Operative Union Of America
The Regiment of God.

The Regiment of God. Every mason in the quarry, Every builder on the shore, Every woodman in the forest, Every boatman at the oar, On the dusty road of labor,
 In the regiment of God, March together towards His Temple, Do the task His hands prepare, Earnest toll is holy service,
 Faithful work is praise and prayer ;"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
TO CURE A COUCH
Or Break a Cold in 24 Hours

Mix two ounces of Glycerine and a half ounce of Virgin Oil of Pine com pound pure with a half pint of Straight Whisky. Shake well aud take tea spoonful every four hours.
 The genuine Virgin Oil of Pine con- pound RASss is prepared only by The Leach Chemical Co.,, Cincinnati, Ohio. and is put up only in half-ounce vials, each vial securely sealed in a round wooden case to insure it's freshness and purity.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

Concentration stops competition among farmers One man sells all the cotton; then the price is made uniform. A uniform farmers price means a profit upon our labor A profit upon our labor will bring in dependence among farmers. Independ- ence among farmers means the pros perity of all our people.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
Perfect Phiiosonhv

We read of certain Roman en- peror who built magnificent palace. In digging the foundation the work men discovered a golden sarcophagus ornamented with three circlets, on which were inscribed: q have eXpend- ed; l have given; I have kept; l have possessed; l do possess; have lost; l am punished. What I formerly ex- pended l have; what I gave away, I have. From the Gesta Romanorum
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
Test It's Value,

Simmons Liver Purifier is the most valuable remedy I ever tried for Con- stipation and Disordered Liver. It does it's work thoroughly, but does not gripe like most remedies of it's charac- ter. l certainly recommend it when ever the opportunity occurs.
 w. M. TOMLINSON,
 Price 25c. OsWego, Kansas.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
As Vale Sees It.

Tanke-It must be great to be a Harvard man.
 Styne-Why so?
 .'The streets up there are so crooked that people cant tell whether you're walking straight or not. Yale Rec Drd
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
How Rows Reoin.

Hubby, I dreamed last night that that you didn't love me-
 How foolish you are"
 Foolish, am I? As if I could help what I dream about"
 And the fight was on.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

"The Farmers Unions trust,' shouts the croaker Yes, yes, the farmer has trusted everything from a gold brick to watered stocks on rail- roads. He has been buncoed by the street Arab and the spidertoed dude; all classes considered him an easy prey. Look out, fellows, he has got blood in his eye. He has just learned the power of organization.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

Partly deeayed meat is little better than a dose of arsenic for hens. It is surely not fit for them to eat, Linn bernecl1 is now believed to be caused by that kind of poison.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

The St. Anthony chapel car whici recently finished a long tour through Wisconsin and Minnesota, has had [ prosperous week in Philadelphia.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

It was at Derby, England, that the members of the Society of Friends were first called Quakers, and the church there has just observed it's cen tennial
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

paralyZed me and
 affected my kid neys. My back hurt me terribly, and the urine was bad ly disordered. Doc tors said my right kidney was practi- cally dead. They said I could never walk again. I read
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

The Spokane (Wash.) Horticultural Society will next December hold an apple show, for which exhibits from
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

Robert Lamar, Missouri farmer, traded GOO acres of Missouri land for an automobile in which to make his campaign for Congress.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
EIoquent.

Mrs. Knicker-What do you do when man steps on your dress?
 Mrs. Bocker-I look as Jack does when I ask him to pay for it.-Har- pers BaZar
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
TO DRIVE .oXT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESa CHILL TONIC. You know W hat you taking The formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing lis simply Quinne and Iron in tasteless form, and the most etectual form For grown people and children. Soc.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

It's a wise man who is willing to admit that his coioge-taught sons know more than he does about his own busi. ness.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

Occasionally man is so suspicious that he imagines you are trying to poison his dog every time you throw him a bon
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
PAMP

Mrs. Newrich-Will your hounds fol- low a fox?
 Newrich-Why-er think they would if the fox was dressed and cooked
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
If,s a HusfIer

Hunts Lightning Oil is up and do ing all the time It cures your aches pains, cuts, burns and bruises while you sleep. Rub a little on your mis cry and feel it disappear.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
USED TO IT.

Old Gent-Are you not ashamed to stand there listening to such awful language?
 The Boy-Oh course I ain't. I'm a golf caddie.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

Feet Ache-Use Aliens Font.Ease Over 30 GOO test monas. Refuse mutations Send for free trial package. A. s. Olmsted. Le Roy, N. '.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
STATE OF OHIO CITY OF TOLEDO. ..
 Ir-rAe CntrNTv SSs


 LUCAS COUNTY. sS. FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of r. ]. CHENEY X Co.,, doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid and that said firm will pay the sum oi ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use Of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
 FRANK J. CHENEY. sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 9th day Of December A. D., 1886. SEAL A. W; NoTAnr GAnAPon, PUpzlc Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
 F. ]. CHENEY X CO, Toledo. o. Sold by all Druggists 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

For Headache Try Hicks capudine
 Whether from Colds, Heat. Stomach O. Nervous troubles, the aches are speedil, relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid-pleas ant to tal1e--Effects immediately. 10, 9 and soc at Drug Stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

One trouble with a tightwad ia that he doesn't care who knows it
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
Pettit's Eye SaIve for 25c.

Relieves tired, congested, infamed and sore eyes, quickly stops eye aches. All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

A man who is continually breaking his promises soon goes to pieces.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27
ONE KIDNEY CONE
But Cured After Doctors Said There
 Was No Hope.

Sylvanus o. Verrill, Milford, Me, oays; Five years ago a bad injury
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-11-27

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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1908-05-15
Silent and Dramatic.

The most dramatic of silent men
was Wallenstein, the antagonist of
Gustavus Adolphus and the commands
er of the emperor's armies in the Thfr
ty Years war; He insisted that the
deepest silence should reign about him.
His officers took care that no loud con-
versation should disturb their general.
They knew that chamberlain had
been hanged for. waking him without
orders and that an officer who would
wear clanking spurs in the command
er's presence had been secretly put
to death. In the rooms of his palace
the servants glided as if they were
phantoms, and a dozen sentinels NOV
ed about his tent charged to secure
the silence the general demanded.
Chains were stretched across the
streets in order to guard him against
the disturbance of sounds. Wallen-
STEMS taciturnity, which made him
shun speech, and his love of silence,
which caused him to be irritated at
the slightest noise, were due to his
constitutional temperament. He never
smiled, he never asked advice from
any one, and he could not endure to
be gazed at, even when giving an or
der. The soldiers, when he crossed
the camp, pretended not to see him,
knowing that curious look would
bring them punishment.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1908-05-15
Summer

A number from here delivered their
tobacco to Edgerton last Saturday.
A number from here attended the
circus at Ft Atkinson last week Monday.
A number from here attended church
on Albion Prairie last Sunday evening.
Frank Jenkins sold so acres of marsh
and wood land to M A Robbins this
week.
Mr. and Mrs Geo Green and son visited
Mr. and Mrs Orval Painter last Satur-
day.
The tobacco plants are looking fine in
this vicinity and the farmers are plow-
ing for corn.
Mr. and Mrs Thomas Andrews of Mon
tana are visiting their sisters, Mrs Chas
Hammerquist and Mrs Edward Melburg.
The social held at the home of Mr. and
Mrs Jens Nasset last Saturday afternoon
for the benefit of the sick Indian was a
success and all report good time. The
Indians left this place Monday for their
home in the northern part of the state.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1908-05-15

Have you seen the Platinum Photo
graphs in Bardeen's show case? 1t is
seldom you can find as high class work
in small cities. Is
Tested seed corn for sale by Charles
Scofield, Route 10, Edgerton. 2Otf
If you want bicycle goods, talk to
Watson Watson's Machine Shop. 20
All our ladies and misses spring
suits and Jackets go at discount of
one third off from former prices.-T. P.
Burns, GAINESVILLE, Wis.
Special rug and lace curtain sale
this week.-T. p. Burns, GAINESVILLE, Wis.
Asparagus roots three years old, for
sale by John Maltpress.. 24t1
For SALE-A good, young. heavy
work team. Inquire of Geo. Wentworth.
VIM. Goldthorp will show his stock
horse "Comodor" on the streets of Ed
gerton next Saturday at 2 p. m.
-Pasturage for cows or horses on the
Head property. Apply to Harry Hutson.
21w4
For cement walks, curbs, cutters,
walls ana noOrS, call on IneO. Johnson.
His work stands the test. 2lt4
Miss Ena Berkey, piano instructor,
will receive pupils at the home of Mrs.
Geo. Doty every Friday and Saturday.
41tf
Don't wait until you're dead. Have
your photograph taken at Bardeen's
while you are alive and we'll. Is
The new spring photographs are on
exhibition at Bardeen's.
-Lygia Perfecto" the worlds favorite
SC cigar, at Stappenbach's pharmacy .15tJ
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1908-05-15
CORRESPONDENCE
Albion

Mrs J L Green is under the doctors
care at present.
Alliton Churchward of Milton spent
Sunday in Albion.
Mr. and Mrs D L Babcock are in Chi
ago visiting relatives.
Miss Bernice Painter spent Monday
night and Tuesday in Milton.
Mrs FL FL Babcock spent portion OF
last week with Milton relatives.
Mr. and Mrs Byron Long of Edgerton
we're visiting Albion friends Tuesday
Mr. and Mrs George Green of Oakland
we're visitors at o J Painters Saturday.
DR. Crossley spent two days in Mil
waukee attending medical convention.
OLCoon entertained his nephew OF
Mankato, MINI, from Saturday to Mon
day.
Mrs Harry Simmons of Beloit has
been visiting Albion relatives during the
week.
Alfred Burdick of Milton was guest
of Elisha Main and others the last OF the
week.
Mont Langworthy and wife of Edger-
ton were guests at 9 M Williams Sun
day afternoon.
Mrs Johannason of Milton is stopping
a few daysj with her daughter, Mrs
Harry Babcock.
Mr. and Mrs Lee Coon accompanied 81
e Roberts and wife to Stoughton Sun
day afternoon for visit.
Mrs A d Frink came over from Milton
Junction Friday to assist in caring for
her daughter, Mrs Walters.
Mr. and Mrs George Sherwood and
daughter of Albion Prairie were guests
at e G. Williams Thursday.
Mrs Washington Potter is being cared
for at the home Of Mrs Eliza Smith dur
ing the illness of Mrs Geo L Walters.
Mr. and Mrs Estes and Miss Hobart Of
Wheeler Prairie and Theodore Martin
of Madison were guests at Roy Coon's
Sunday afternoon.
Rev Edwin Shaw was unable to be
present at the services last Sabbath, but
it is expected that he will occupy the
pulpit next Sabbath, May 10Th.
Mrs Ernest Drake is in Chicago at
tending the convention of the Head
Camp of Royal Neighbors this week as
delegate from the Albion Camp.
We regret to say that the Albion cor
respondent, like other human beings, is
liable to err. In last weeks paper we
made a grievous mistake in making 9 d
Stout's destination on Saturday, May 2,
GAINESVILLE instead of Milton Junction.
We promise never in future to misrep-
resent Mr. Stout again.
Oscar Davis has learned by experience
that span of bronchos cannot be trust
ed very far, no matter how sleepy they
may appear to be. While on his trip
Thursday he left them long enough to
take package of meat to the door and
they decided not to wait. The result
was rather demoralized meat wagon.
Then on Friday he drove them to 0 j
Painters to get some grain. He left
them minute, when they took another
run, this time crashing into Mr. Palmi-
ter's new top buggy which was very
much the worse for being in the direc-
ton which Mr. Davis team chose to go.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1908-05-15
English Sporting Parsons.

70 the London Times a correspond.
ent writes: "Once when a duke of
Grafton was thrown into a ditch a
young curate who had been closely
competing with him for pride of place
shouted, Lie still, your grace and
cleared him and his hunter and the
fence at bound. So pleased was the
duke with the performance that he
declared he would give the young di-
vine his first vacant living and not
long afterward carried out the prom
Use, vowing that if the curate had
stopped to pull him out of the dixie he
would never have patronized him.
Sporting parsons are still to be found
in almost every county today who can
hold their own in the first fight when
hounds run hard and some Of the keen
est fox hunters In all times have been
supplied from the ranks Of the clergy.
Even the warning against their
'hawkynge, huntynge and dansynge' in
the reign Of King Henry VI. appears
to have had very little effect"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1908-05-15
Fulton

Miss Nell Bentley was up from James
vile Sunday.
OP Murwin spent the week in James
vile serving on the jury.
Miss Ellen Bentley of Edgerton was
an over Sunday guest of Evelyn M Post
S FL Bentley has returned from Gale
ma, Ill, and will spend some time with
his family here.
The annual meeting of the cemetery
association will be held at the residence
of Alex White on Saturday. May Is, at
2 o'clock.
Fifty-two pupils wrote on the exam
nations in charge of Claude Stout, Miss
Jennie Mccarthy and Miss Frances Gar
diner, held here last Friday and Satur-
day.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1908-05-15
Masons and Laborers Wantea.

To work on the new Florence Child
high school. Will pay good wages for
good men.
24t2 E. F. BAUMAN, Contractor.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1908-05-15

"One should always breathe through
the nose when asleep" says a physi-
clan. If you awake and find your
mouth open, get up and shut it.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1908-05-15
Men Wanted for Conductors.

A few intelligent, industrious men
wanted on road operating city and inter
urban lines. Address. Rockford & In
terurban Ry. Co., Rockford, ILL., 24t2
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1908-05-15
Notice

All members of the Edgerton High
School Alumni association are requested
to pay their annual dues to the secretary.
GEO. HAN, Secretary.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-06
GROWTH F'SALOONS
CAUSES DISPUTE
LEAGUE AND IL
QUoR INTERESTS HAVE DIFFER
EMIT OPINION OF SITUATION IN
CLEVELAND.

Cleveland, o., January 5.-Three years
ago the Anti-Saloon league began its
active campaign in this city for local
option. Today one-fourth of the city's
area is dry" The county auditor has
just reported that there were 100 more
saloons in the city in 1907 than in 1906
The saloon is, they say, gradually gaining
ground
These figures are favorable" said Su-
perintendent A. ]. Williams of the Anti
Saloon league, land we are surprised that
the gain was not larger The fact is
that each year about 10000 persons are
added to the population of Cleveland.
Normally that would mean an increase of
over 200 saloons. The actual increase
being only 100 leaves a net decrease Of
100.
But said the saloon interests, 'the.
consumption of liquor has increased vast
~ more than the natural increase in pop
ulation would cause us to expect, Where
once the saloons sold liquor over the
bar we now are delivering more LIQUOR In
bottles to homes in the dry districts.
I'VE are not fighting liquor" the Anti
Saloon leaguers rejoin what we are
endeavoring to do is to stamp out the
saloon. 1t is a social evil. OF course
we are opposed to drinking but if man
wants to take liquor into his own hom .
and drink it that is his own business"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-06
Lodge Noteo.

Ensley Rebeeca lodge met Saturday
night at the Odd Fellows hall. Nineteenth
street. The meeting was well attended
and much interest was displayed. Two
candidates were received and Initiated in.
to the order. An election of officers
was held. which resulted aa follows;
Mrs. d. A. Gould. noblo grand; Mrs. e.
D. Pugh, vice grand Mrs. Matte Ben
singer, treasurer Mrs Foster Crisp. sec
rotary After the installation. refresh
ments were served, Mrs Gould cleo
ton was a deserved compliment to her
worth and efficiency, this being the Sec
ond term to which she has been elected.
Next Saturday evening the newly elected
officers will be installed While the ar
fair will not be public a great many
visitors and friends will be present. Re-
freshments will be served.
Steel City lodge, Knights of Pythias,
will meet Tuesday night, when the new
ly elected officers for the ensuing term
will be installed j. w. Clayton, district
deputy will offieate and install. Refresh
ments will be served after the business
is transacted. All members are urged to
attend this meeting. A knightly greeting
will be extended to visitors.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-06
NEGRO PRISONERS
ESCAPE FROM JAIL
CEMENT FLOOR BECOMES SOFT
ENED WITH WATER AND Me-
GRoEs DIG THEIR WAY OUT TO
LIBERTY.

Decatur, Ala, January 5.-(Special.)-
Jim Parrish, colored, convicted of the
murder of a negro, and Lee Kimble, col
ored, charged with carrying a pistol, es
capped from the county Jail last night by
digging through the floor in their cells.
The cage in which they were confined
was supposed to be of solid steel, and
was used for murderers, because it was
regarded as absolutely safe. A small
portion of the floor under a water hyd
rant was nothing but cement, and this
was softened with water and kicked
through with their heels. Bloodhounds
followed the negroes to the railroad
bridge across the Tennessee river, where
they were seen to take a train. They are
still at large.
At the November term of the circuit
court, Jim Parrish was sentenced to hang
December q, but he took an appeal and
the case is now in the supreme court.
Lee Kimble escaped from the Jail sew
eral weeks ago, but was arrested again
later. The jail is poorly constructed and
for this reason a number of prisoners
have escaped from it during the past few
years.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-06
STREET CARS RUNNING.
No Attempt Is Made to Damage Com
pany's Property.

Muncie, Ind, January 5.-With hun
dreds of militiamen present under mar
tial law, street cars were run today from
early morning until dusk over all lines
With the exception of the throwing of a
few stones on the outskirts of the city
the cars were unmolested notwithstand-
ing they were manned by imported strike
breakers and had neither deputy sheriffs
nor troops aboard. The strike of street
car men that caused the recent rioting is
still in force.
Major General Mckee, in command of
the troops, takes a cheerful view of the
situation tonight. He said
Things were much better today and
feel sure there will be no further out
breaks except those brought on by small
boys"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-01-06
Bond Making Is Nightmare.

Jackson, Miss, January 5.-(Special.) >
Hon. George r. Edwards state treasur-
er-elect, has not yet succeeded in making
the bond of $250,000 as required by law,
and does not believe he is going to be
able to make 1t by the 10Th of the month.
the day on which all state officials save
the governor, enter upon the discharge of
their duties. The impression grows that
the legislature will come to the relief of
the treasurer-eect by reducing the bond
to 100000, which can be given. In the
meantime Mr. Miller. the present treas
urer, wants to quit when his time is out.
as he is engaged to assist Mr.. T. NJ.
Henry in running the insurance commits
sioner's office the next four years, and
cannot get out till his successor qualities.