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The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Topeka, Kan.-Judge Dana. in the
Shawnee county District Court here
Saturday assessed fine of $4,000
against the International Harvester
Company, which the court found guilty
on fortythree counts of Violating the
Kansas antitrust law. The maximum
fine is 81 900 count and the minimum
500. The conviction secured in the
case was almost entirely upon the ad-
mission of evidence of n statement
made by Cyrus Mccormick. president
of the Harvester company, at a meet
ing of implement dealers IN Kansas
City when he told of the formation OF
the company and its purposes.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
BEYOND LIMIT OF PATIENCE.
Explanation Satisfied Policeman That
Punishment Was Due.

Policeman Kneirem, of the Tender
loin precinct, saw an old man beating
a small boy on Seventh avenue re-
Gently in fashion that reminded the
officer of the happy days when he used
to beat it from the parental beating.
So with a cheerful smile, having chill
dren of his own, the policeman ap-
preached the old man.
Listen" replied the man; half an
hour ago l sent Isaac to the delicates-
sen. l gave him two quarters, one
with which to buy bread. the other
to buy fish. And now he comes back
and says he wants to know which
quarter is for the fish and which for
the bread. Is 1t enough?"
at is" replied Kneirem.-New York
World.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
$500 in Gold, Free.

Send US the names of your friends
who want a piano, and if'we seeure-an
order as a result we will give you IS
in geld for your trouble. Send all The
details you can and write plainly. Tho
Kniaht-C ampbeli Music Co., 1625-3l
California St, Denver, Colo.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

George n. Wade, sculptor to King
Edward, has arrived Ill New York. to
study our men and women. He will
remain in New York short time and
then go West There is only one piece
of the sculptor's work in this country.
That is drinking fountain ordered
by Frances Willard and set up in Chi
cagO.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Belshazzar was giving his great
feast and the wine flowed like water.
'Inasmuch as I'm the whole works.
he said, Il don't think proclamation
by chief of police or anybody else
is going to stop this affair at one
o'clock a. m. or any other hour,"
No sooner had he uttered this
boast than the handwriting appeared
on the wall.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

with LOCAL APPLICATlOSs.a as they cannot reach
the seat of the disease Catarrh l. blood consti-
tuona disease and in order to cure Il you must take
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure f. taken In.
ternalIy and acts directly the blood and mucous
surfaces. Hairs Catarrh Cure IL not qunek medf.
cine 1t prescribed by of the best physicians
"a this country years and Is regular
II Is composed of the best tonics known. conbne
with best blood purifiers acting directly the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination OF the
twD ingredients Is what produces such wonderful
suits In curing catarrh Send for Testimonials. free.
FL. CHENEY q CO.. Props.. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, price 15c.
Take falls Family Pills for constipation.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
Necessary Formally.

Mrs. Ferguson-George. what do you
have to do when you want to draw
some money out of the bank?
Mr.. Ferguson-You have to put
some money in the bank beforehand.
That's always been my experience.
Chicago Tribune.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Mother, mother. mother. turn. the
hose on me-" said little Willie, as his
mamma was dressing him this morn
ing.
what do you mean?" she asked
you've got my stocking on wrong
side out. he said.
We fear Willie will grow up to- be
newspaper humorist.-Cleveland
Leader.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

I've observed one thing about a
foot-race." said Uncle Allan Sparks.
IF you've got any money up on the
result 1t always turns out differently
from what you think it's going to-"
Chicago Tribune.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Said the sour old witch:
Things have reached such n pitch
That dare not go broomstick riding.
For these airmobilcs
With gas bags and wheels
With my broomstick are ever colliding.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

This woman says that sick
women should not fail to try
Lydia T.. PinIxham's Vegetable
Compound as she did.
Mrs. A. Gregory, of 1855 Lawrence
St, Denver, Col, writes to Mrs.
Pinkham:
~ was practically an invalid for six
years, on account Of female troubles.
l underwent an operation by the
doctors advice, but in few months 1
was worse than before. A friend adj
vised Lydia E. Pinlsham's Vegetable
Compound and it restored me to perfect
health, such as / have not enjoyed in
many years. Any woman suffering rs
/ did with backache, bearing-down
pains, and periodic pains, should not fail
to use Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound"
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
In Luck.

Dennis-Hinnisy is the luckiest
divil that liver walked.
Patrick-How's that?
Dennis-Faith. an he promised to
pay me the five dollars he borrowed
next week-an' he up an died yester-
day.-Smith's Magazine.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, tibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, tlatulency, indiges.
ton, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinlxham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Eph Grecn--Ah desires to purchase
ali raZzer,
Clerk-5afety?
Eph Green-No sab; dis am TO- So
cial usage.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Let no man presume to give advice
to others who has not first given good
counsel to himself<-Seneca.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Happiness lies in the consciousness:
We have of 1t. and by no means ir
the way the future keeps its promises
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

The elevator boys in New Works
forty second story office building will
be able to reach the highest Office in
the land.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

The only greatness is unselfish love.
There is a great difference between
trying to please and giving pleasure.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

A suggestion for 1908: Take Garfield Tea
to establish and maintain normal action
of the digestive organs, to purify the blood,
Health.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
Italy Has Largest Churches.

Italy owns the worlds three largest
churches-St. Peters. Rome; the Du-
ONO, Milan: and st. Paurs at Rome.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

In common things the law OF sac
rifice takes the form of positive duty.
-Froude
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUISINE"
That is LAXATIVE BHOMo QUiNISE. Look for
{ he signature OLE W GROVE Used the World
over 10 Cure a. Gold In one Day. &c.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

PILES CURED IN TO II DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is qua nteed To any case
Of Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Prptruding Piles In
q to IL days money refunded. To-.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Remember It's a poor resolution
that will not hold water. l,'. 81
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup.
For children tcething. softens the gums. reduces
nsmmstion. aliays pain. cures wind cole 2,c bouis
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Wise is he who knows whom not tic
be patient.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Brains can make money. but money
can't make brains.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
The Pe-ru.na Almanac In 100000


The Peruna Lucky Day Almanac has
become fixture in over eight million
homes 1t can be obtained from all
druggists free. Be sure to inquire early.
The 1908 Almanac is already published,
and the supply will soon be exhausted.
Do not put 1t off. Speak for one today.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

Above is sufficient seed to grow IS bu.
of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-
liant flowers and all is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOR l2c.
or il you send l6c. we will add package
of Berliner Earliest Caulihower. John a.
Salzer Seed Co.. La Crosse. Wis. X. & w.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
n You suffer from Asthma

TT YOU Su1eT rTOHI VstTH1d
or Bronchitis get immediate relief by
using Browns Bronchial Troches.
Contain no harmful drugs.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

A 16-pound baby was born to Mr..
and Mrs. John Reichenbach of Brook
line. Pa. 1t is the third largest baby
ever born in Pennsylvania.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DIR. Hines
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 500
trial bottle and treatise. DR., r; H. Kline,
Id. 93l Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

"For several years have been troubled
with peculiar spasmodic affection OF
the throat. 1t would seize me suddenly
and for few minutes l would be un
able to speak nudibly, and my breath
would be greatly interfered with.
would be obliged to gasp for breath.
81 finally concluded that it was some
cited the spasm. 1t interfered with my
vocation as a p 'eacher, attacking me
occasionally in the pulpit.
81 had heard SO much about Peruna
as "a catarrh remedy that / determined
to try it. After taking two bottles, my
trouble has disappeared. l feel sure
that Peruna has greatly benefited me-"
Rev. T.. Il. Swanstrom, Swedish Bap-
fist Pastor. Box 22s, Grantsburg, Wis,
writes that from the use of Peruna he
is perfectly well, entirely cured of
chronic diarrhea and catarrh.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

A lady in Illinois sent us lie year ago
for our remarkable collection of vegetable
and flower seeds and sold S37.16 worth
therefrom. or made 3l4Go. That's new.
Just send this notice with l2c and re-
ceive the most original seed and plant
catalog published and
pkg Quick Quick" Carrot. .......S 10
pkg. Earliest Ripe Cabbage. 10
! pkg. Earliest Emerald Cucumber. Is
l pkg La Crosse Market Lettuce. Is
pkg. Early Dinner Onion ......... 10
pkg. Strawberry Muskmelon. ....... Is
! pkg. Thirteen Day Radish. ......... 10
1000 kernels gloriously beautiful
flower seed. Observation-Disclosures. Is
Total ........................ 90
Above is sufficient seed to grow IS bu.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
The M.J.OFALL0N SUPPLYCO.
WHOLESALE
Plumbing and Steam Good

Boilers and radiators for heating residences and
public buildings General steam and writer works
supplies. pipe and fittings. valves and parking
Bias pipe. sewer pipe cement garden hose fire
hose. etc. Inquire for our special pipe cutting
tools Write for gen raj inf formation. oFFfCE.
1918 wYNKOOP STREET. DENVER. COLORADO.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
Peruna in Tablet Form.

For two years DIR. Hartman and his
assistants have necessarily labored to
create Peruna in tablet form, and their
strenuous Ia bors have just been crowned
with success. People who object to
liquid medicines can now secure Peruna
Tablets, which represent the medicinal
ingredients of Peruua. Each tablet is
equivale - one average dose OF
Perunl.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22

ombs OF Cemeht.
An enterprising American has be.
gun to manufacture cement tombs.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
Denver Directory

everywhere forrs2T. co. Send for our free~cnt-
alogue OF saddles and harness Lowest prices
In the q. s. The Fred Mueller saddle e MAR
neSs Co.. ffl3-I0 Lnriner St. Denver. Colo.
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
ra ThE IN. WILSON STOCK SADDLES
AK YOUR dealer for thern. ,rak- no oIher.

Most delightful country on earth,
raise figs, oranges and all kinds Of CUR
den truck. four crops per year. Send
15c for Gulf Coast Magazine. issued
quarterly. 100 pages interesting read
ing on this country. The n tubnu
The Lamar register., 1908-01-22
Rev. George A. E. Troutman,
Washington, Mo-, Writes,
My Wife and | Are Strong
Believers in Pe-ru-na."

Catarrh and La Grippe.
Rev. Geo. A. E. Troutman, Mt.
Washington, NO., writes: "My wife
and I are strong believers in Peruns.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-07-30
MONEY ORDERS
Farmers on Rural Delivery Routes
Will Soon Have Them at
Their Doors

Every farmer who now receives his
mail by the rural free delivery, will
in the course of a few weeks, be able
to make his collections by the same
medium. Cash on money orders will
be paid into his hands and all ne
will be called upon to do is to sign
the receipt. The money will be
brought to his own door. This fea-
ture is the latest exemplification OF
the rural mail delivery. Under the
rule the rural mail carriers have al
ways taken applications for money
orders, but the new system provides
for their payment also and payments
will be made to farmers up to $100.
This is regarded as the highest de-
velopment of the rural free delivery
system and it's benefits will be duly
appreciated.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-07-30
RUSSIAN BOOK INDICTED.
Verdict Pronounced Against lt-SeH.
fenced to Be Burned.


Even in Russia it does not often
happen that a charge is brought
against a book and not against the
author or publishers thereof. Yet a
Ease of this kind was brought before
he Warsaw courts recently.
The charge was laid against work
oy certain Gustave Baumfeld as be-
ing of a nature "likely to arouse it's
readers to revolutionary actions" The
dock was perfectly empty and evil
dence was given by the police who
dad confiscated the book. The ver-
dict was pronounced against the book
and amounted to the order that it
should be burned
The explanation of this peculiar in
cident is that the book in question
was discovered by the police while
still in the printers hands, and that
as it had not yet been published neith-
er the author nor the publisher was
held responsible for its revolutionary
tendencies. All the blame was laid
On the book, of which every sheet has
low been destroyed.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-07-30
Notice to Advertisers

Hereafter no advertising copy will
be received later than Wednesday noon
for the cure issue. The Herald's press
time is o. m. Thursday and in the fut-
ure this schedule will be strictly adhered
to. Justice cannot be done either to
advertisers or the public generally un
less copy can be had on time. Adver-
tisers will undoubtedly be glad to CO.
operate. Remember, all advertising
copy received later than Wednesday
noon cannot be used.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-07-30
If WOMEN ONLY knew
What a Heap OF Happiness it
Would Bring to Sauk Centre
Homes

Hard to do housework with an ach-
ing back.
Brings you hours of misery at leis-
ure or at work.
If women only knew the cause-that
Backache pains come from sick
kidneys,
'Twould save much needless woe.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kid
neys.
Sauk Centre people endorse this:
Mrs. James Larkins, living at 42O
Grove Ave. w., Sauk Centre, Mimi,
says: 81 first began to suffer from
kidney trouble last summer. My
back ached severely and at times it
felt as if hot iron we're being pressed
against it. My head gave me great
deal of trouble and / was in constant
fear of falling. The Secretions from
my kidneys were very profuse and at
times there was a complete retention
which caused me much suffering.
When my husband heard of Doan's
Kidney Pills he procured box at
Fiesler & McNiece Drug Store. They
acted up to their representations and
were so satisfactory in my case that
l feel l can recommend them to other
sufferers"
For Sale by all Dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, Sole Agents for the United
States. Remember the name-Doan's
and take no other.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-07-30
ProvidentiaI.

At dinner party clergyman was
much more bored than edited by a
young lady who told him long story
of her aunt's narrow escape from q
railway accident Owing to the con-
gested traffic at the corner of Park
lane" she told him, my aunt just
missed the train at Victoria which
was wrecked at Croydon. Wasn't it
providential?"
Cant say" snapped the cleric, in
grating voice; II didn't know your
aunt
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-07-30
For Smart Girls.

There appear to be openings in life,
after IL. for tie younger female gen.
erat.en of {! /: 7crt set We sec in
Scotch t2ie. he advertisement:
Fish Tr@dc - Wanted = Girl ac-
custCned to smoking
Noting is sad about playing
bridge, but we suppose that would
help, too.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-07-30
CRUDE OIL PROBLEMS,
Each Field Offers a Different One te
Standard Chemists.

Standard Chemists.
The crude oil from each field diff.
fers in some particulars from every
other crude, and in most cases re-
quires a different method Of refining.
The Ohio crude is the most notable
example of this popularity, says a
writer in the Outlook. 1t is heavily
charged with sulphur.
1t was a lcng time before a process
for removing the sulphur was discov.
cred in the Standard laboratories
The discovery raised the Ohio crude
from an almost worthless product to
a position of practically equal value
with other crudes.
The Texas crude went begging at a
cent a barrel until the Standard in.
vented satisfactory method for re.
Rning it. The California crude was
tong considered to be of value only
for burning in it's unrefned form.
The Standard chemists finally sue.
ceeded in solving the problem of it's
refining
knox's Joke.
One day last spring SENATOR Knox
was walking through corridor of the
capitol, when he was joined by form
er member of the senate, Mr.. Chan
der of New Hampshire.
AS the two drew near the entrance
to the chamber, Mr.. Knox motioned to
his companion to pass in first.
After you," said Mr. Chandler, with
a polite bow, drawing back.
mot at ALL" protested Knox; "the
KS always go before the wise, you
know"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-07-30
Alas! Too True,

after ALL" said the optomist, "our
neiehbors turn out to be better than
core of, us think them to be-
"FeThaps," ren;!e1 the pessimist,
hut none OF them will ever turn out
be as good IS most of us seem to
t;rk they ought to be"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-07-30

Mrs. H. Stokes and two sons, of
Reeds Landing, Mimi, who were the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Austin
for week, started home over the
Northern Pacific Wednesday morn
Ing.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-07-30

Take your cream to the North
American Storag ge Company where you
can get the best price paid in this
vicinity and have your money the
same or the following day.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1908-10-14
and Unemployed Are
Nearly Cause of Immense
Riot in Old London
CBy Associated Press. J

Associated PresS.)
LONDON 13-The climax of the suragette
a parliament
stopped leading Westminster.
the natured with
nterferd with heategoers windows and dis
things generally in the London The heroine
secretary
socaistindependent member parliament who
the The house
debating bill children smoking
cigarettes posi-
the chair shouted Leave off dis
cussng the children talk about the women"
officials Symons carried bodily
hereafter
shall admitted into the building what
the future estimated fully 100000
gathered the parliament this
lines police sides of the
building, within police,
attempted police
patroled the Thames. &#s
All the police
ized at this and of hay stacked the streets for the
horses The whole police force together with cavalry infantry
numbering
pushing the struggling Trafalgar
delegation thirteen which police
formally refused parliament
tempted football but the police chvarousy
with the least possible oughne The police peed
with vegetables skmshes which
occurred but nobody seriously hurt Twenyour sufra
gettes twelve the which
placed under The surage unemployed
kept practically the whole police continuously
forty-eight hours
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1908-10-14

DEFEATS
DETROIT
, CBy Associated Press,

DETROIT, Oct. 1S.-Chicago crept
one game closer to the worlds base
ball championship to day by defeat
ing Detroit to 0.
Chicago has now won three games
of the series compared with one an
nexed by Detroit, at Chicago yester-
day. Eddy Summers of Detroit and
Mordecia Brown, the premier pitcher
of the Chicago team, opposed each
other, and the latter had all the bet
ter of the argument, although Sum
mers pitched excellent ball in all but
one inning. In the third Summers
passed two on balls, some of which
seemed to thescrowd to be very much
like strikes. Schultz and Chance
crossed the plate in safety in this in
ming. Chicago's next and final run
occurred in the ninth when Winter
took Summers place in the box. With
two out, Evers singled to left and
stole second, coming ! home on
Chances single to right, Detroit
threatened to score only once. In
the fourth inning Brown found him
self in a pretty bad hole when singles
by O'Leary and Crawford 5.placed
those gentlemen respectively on sec
ond and. first bases with none out
Captain. Chance left frst base and
Joe Tinker came over from short
stop to confer with Brown. Cobb, De
troit's right fielder, came to bat and
hunted. The ball rolled steadily to
ward Brown, who rushed up 10 4
and without looking at first shot 1t oil
a line to third just in time to forct
O'Leary out. Crawford had takeI
second on the play. Chicago's back
stop Unexpectedly threw the bal
down to Tinker at second and De
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1908-10-14
New York
NOferS Show
Much Apathy

NEW YORK, Oct. 3.-Extraordi-
nary efforts were being made by all
political party leaders today to induce
voters to register for the November
elections. Up to the present time
there has been a marked falling of
in registration as compared with
other presidential years. Last night
meetings were held at political head
quarters throughout the greater city
and a strenuous campaign for the
workers was mapped out for the to-
day.
Word was passed along to captains
of election districts that they must
bring out the voters, and as a result
captains were out as early as G
o'clock interviewing unregistered
citizens. Some men. especially those
who can not write. the captains re.
ported. said they did not care tC
stand the stress OF the new law. while
others had simply grown apathetic
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1908-10-14
PROMOTERS Are
UP FOR TRIAL
(By Associated Press. J

LOS ANGELES, Oct. ID The de-
tense in the case of G. ]. Callahan
and F. E. Nash, mining brokers, ac-
cused Of fraud in connection with the
sale of stock in the ,Bullfrog Gold
Mining company of Neva~a. was
closed this afternoon in. Justice
Selph's court and the court announc-
ed that decision would be given to-
morrow. morning. Defendant Nash
took the stand in his own behalf to-
day and denied all of the statements
of the complaint.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1908-10-14
ARMY OFFICER
DESERTED Wife
(By Associated Press)

CHICAGO, Oct. S.-Lieutenant
Colonel w. F. Tucker, paymaster of
the department of the Lakes, was
served today with warrants charging
him with wife-abandonment. Mrs.
Tucker is a daughter of former
United States Senator John A. Logan.
The warrant was read to the colonel
while on train at Decatur, Illinois,
by Sergeant O'Brien of the Chicago
police department, but no efforts
we're made to place him under arrest.
Colonel Tucker is i'll and on his way
to Hot Springs sanitarium.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1908-10-14
SUFFRAGFTTFS STORMED
THE BRITISH PARLIAMENT
LITTLE ACTIVITY
in STOCK MARKET

NEW YORK, Oct. 13.-There ap-
peared to be some conflict of purpose
between at least two strong parties
in speculation today, although their
operations tended to some mutual
advantage. In one case the support
of prices against the downward pres
sure, without any attempt to bring
about the advance, seemed to meet
the desired object. In the other case
there was an aggressive marking UP
of prices; which seemed designed to
incite the public following in the
market. The lifting process was
wholly confined to groups of low
priced railroad and industrial stocks
Bonds were irregular.