The Nome daily nugget., 1908-10-22
ALL HUNKY DoRY.

Lct IL suppose about This Um= a= wear any afa day tHtz meath taaf some rrnsueruus citizen uf Nrw York ety should decide to raH asar tu ,.hi- cage ta ~read the night Hr aHa-rz hts aerial chauffeur ra ret fgads his aerorlaHr. After ths Exchange #as closed he Iafsurciy dresses faf h.s#fu and makes the start in ample tfta, t4 reach Biz destination faf aa $ o'clock dinner
 Bm tar unexpected happens as if always dues. \ storm arlzaz. aaa he is blown "ut of his course After paS-- ing oyer thousands of miles of track tess snow in Canada he lands uth a bump right out back ar tae Catholic church in this cuy.
 our New Yorker stunbicS out of his little staterpom and Imbrrs up his sti6"ned muscles. Then he naturally asks where hr is at and what ts Tho latitude and longitude on being told. he curses his luck. Though thankful for being alive. he wishes that he had landed In civilized country. where he might saf gaad caektau Wa politely hide our smile as u. escort him fram the tundra to Steadman avenue. wher" ~e hall him under am electric light and ask him tu select his place of nourishmenf from The ad- fertisiHg columns of Che Nugget lie makes choice and we tisIt t.. place our New Workers amazrmeaf k great and his joy acute He attemut= ta congratulate the mixalagist oH his skiI hat Is repulsed for rH- dispenser If cheer refuses fo hr worked far q drink
 "" then conduct our guest towards restaurant. on the way h,. Sees st man who returns his ecruurt They recogniz" each other a- college ara--- mates cur New Yorker f- taken ta his friends house for dinner H. sis oH chair at table covered with linen. spread w1h sfverRare and china. He had understood that in the Alaskan mining camps people sat on soap boxes and ate from Gin plates With three stiued. iron forks His anazemeut had now grown SO great that he was quite unable ta reply iu- telligentk tp his hostess who had asked him if he had seen eTna Devil" vel. and what was it likeo
 \ message was brought him that his chauffeur was in with pneumnuia. H. was fond of his man having im- ported him from ohio. where line best aeroists grow. and wished he were within reach of hospital When told that good one was oalv q f.4N blocks away with skilled rhz -iciau~. gard nurses and modern appliances. he threw nt of gladues- from which hs was able ta recover oaly b. draw Ing his chequr for a handsome sum fn favor of the hospital
 our guest soon found aaf that he could send a message ta N.u York and gel an answer the same dag. that he could bat in our shops any wand his palate craved. that ae could gel shaved, Or tailored. Of TurkiSh- hathed as well as at home. IIr attend ed a ball where lovely women and "riI-bred men danced tp excellent music. He went to a bookstore and learned that the higber-cla-s period ieals are the best sellers He found th- streets 90 orderly and well lighted. th" young so we'll provided with schools. and the religious so earnest RiIh their church work that he couldn't hold in any longer He only wished that he had his stenographer here so that he might quickly relieve his mind by putting his thoughts on paper. His wonder was only equaled by his delight when he found that some of the very best stenographers in the world have their offices right here.
 So the New Yorker wrote book. It went as follows. Nome Is a mining