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-1- e-s- and o--.- direct news which Theodore 2.
-sho1-s t-.-ar---.-lsN of tie DUO d Chaulnes and
pres of the Ilrsraorr =l-AIetropolitan system,
has received REGARDING tse death Of his son-in-a~
cane .a "a ra.-. dispatch n the morning. simply
annourct1E -.a death. without any details, and
&Sklns III Ssu-= to come al once 70 Paris
Cetr -ressa-a. hearlrE 1Ge announcement that
-1e-- daughter Tree6a-a. who only TWO months ago
became tle Du-Eas.- Go Chaunes. was a widow,
Wiz i-s honey s---lHl hardly ended came as great
s2o-h 2r-- z-- -Tra- Sheuts. who IN answer 70
IL --Es- eraE.eIs from Paris vii sail to-day on
TIE a--e---. Line steamer 81. Louis. accompanied
- t.=-r daughter Marguerite The shock caused
Z! TIE rla=z-- H-ss inc greater because there had
aee1 ~ -r----.ar-9l tla- The duke Was not in his
-S-a. health Z was Cnly short while before the
ca1-- dispatch came that M Shonts had been
te@1-g o. -.s wife three letters which h had re-
csiTe- !- yesterdays mail from tie duchess. who
tod .a them ~ her complete happiness in Paris
q cEu9a- coincidence Mrs shonts and Miss
roon-s Who had planned sail for Paris on May
had ate arranged 10 SAL to-day instead, but
ras1r mission now is 80 be enc Of sorrow instead Of
o1- ct pleasure
Nr1 much snow Of feeling. Nj shonts spoke in
"s--- praise Z has soI-in-law yesterday, saying
Ia a. Tie ,irae IF the marriage OF his daughter
. ne duke liz held prejudice against him, not
~.;fstaa--1g IN earlier opposition To th@ match
"Asl Le admired much about the duke was has
"i-lrg-ess To work and make his way IN the
"o.4c II had been understood that the duke had
e@i-esseG q desire l. engage IL railroad analTs
-1@ dukes Death came IS bis shock to me-
fSl2 III SaCats. 1t was only this morning that
'Eef letters came erop my daughter. and in them
lie-e 1as not e word 10 show that sac had any
-ear ~ her husbands death following. /
leS2 TIE letters through my wife, and were
s4- delighted TIE splrI- of happiness indicated
-- lnea- said uly wife. DO you know. I'm
selL's 10 like that fellow more and more every
ot- j lake back those u:-klud words which /
--'eied against Eim Tor month after month before
's marriage. f5r IN getting and more TO
----E hiu- real good -e40W and . real man At
ga t--Ile laG received word about the
Tx eeath- /, was just a short while later tbs;
at cable message g.as conveyed me, and /
-1Ae lle news 10 my wife easily as could.
what Lad delighted particularly the
"---iIlgHess which tie duke was showing 10 worH
@-' H. @ork with sigor had just secured position
-'1 AFn with the WelIs-FzrgC Express Company,
- +e was start work the European represen-
-'-'f II the firm in a short time. The Wells
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JAMES JEFFREY RocHE'S FUNERAL

Boston April 24-There was large attendance
of prominent Bostonians at the funeral to-day Of
James jeffrey Roche. former editor OF The Pilot
and late United StaFes Consul at Berne. Switzer-
land who died abroad April ,. The services
were held at St Cecias Roman Catholic Church
where a solemn high mass OF requiem cele-
brated by Vicar General William Byrne. The burial
was at Hollywood Cemetery. Broekline.
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Carl Erickson, twenty-four years old. a butler.
employed bh Amelia Bingham. the actress. was
arrested last night charge OF larceny made
by Mrs. Charles NaethinS. OF No Bs West I'D
street who alleged that January 4. while Erick-
son was employed by her. he took set Of ivory
billiard balls valued at 500 and pair OF trousers
worth SIS
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ALFRED n. LORTON.

East Orange, N J.. April "a (SpeciaD.-Alfred H.
Iorton died last night at his home. No. As Walnut
street this city He died from heart disease MI
Lorton was a descendant of old KnckeroocKer
family. He historian of the Society or the
War of 1912 in New Jersey. He was born in Peeks-
kill, n. Y on April 29 1880 but spent the greater
part of his life in New York City His father
Lewis Lorton. was officer in the War OF lolZ
His mother Miss Sarah Westerveit
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ference by the police. Police Commissioner Bins-
ham, some Of his captains and other officers
named appellants. Assistant Corporation Co1n-
sci Connolly represented the Police Commissioner IN
the regarding attempt OF the police close
the Fifth Avenue Theatre OF Keith & Proctor on
Sundays Decision in each case reserved
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PROMINENT ARRIVALS AT THE HOTELS

WALDORF-M B. Suydan1, Pittsburg BEL
MONT. H. Spoor. Chicago. BRESLINIDr A
J.. Derbvshire. san Diego, Cal GRAND-George
Washington Childs Drexel Philadelphia METH
ERLANI-Judge Mayor SuIZoerger. Philadelphia
PRTXCF GEORGE-Dr W. L. Blodgett, Detroit.
SEVIILE-Major H L. Hodges, L. : A VOL
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MAN WITH STITCHES IN HEART DIES.

Robert IngIs, who was stabbed in the heart on
April 3 and then underwent an operation, during
which stitches taken in the wound, died yes
terday in St. Joseph's Hospital. Yonkers- For
long time il was thought he would recover.
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vANDERRITS YACHT AT TAMPA.

Tampa Fla, April 24.-W. X. Vanderbilt yacht
Tarantula arrived at this port to-day for an in
definite stay. Mr.. Vanderbilt and two friends,
Sydney J. Smith and Robert c. Watson, left the
vapht at Punta Gorda and took q train for New
New-York tribune., 1908-04-25
LEHIGH ALUMNI ELECT OFFICERS.

Officers were elected by the alumni Of Lehigh
University at Mouquin's last night follows
President. E II. McIlvaIne: vice e-pTesident- c H
Boynton; second vice-president, NJ B Knox; third
vice-presdcnt, E. j Prinde, secretary and treas
urer Il. A Ferrsl.
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sIgbst temperature yesterday. % defFNes Io"fsi o2
- ~. average corresponding date Of last
sSerag, for corresponding date Of last thirty three
years. - ,-.r..gt,. .or,A..x,
aiud SUNDAY
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CEMETERIES
THE wooDIAwN CEMETERY

Is readily By Harlem trains from Grand Cen.
Station Webster and jerome Avenue trolleys and
by carriage Lots $3.50 up Telephone 1855 Gra1aercy
Views representative
once 20 East a3d St New York City
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THE WEATHER REPORT.

orcisI RECORD and Forecast.-washinston. April "a
bnornslly low pressure prevails east Of the Rocky
Mountains the Atlantic states The centre Of
disturbance is Paul the barometer reading
Friday night y .e6 tnches Showers and thunder
storms the lake region the central val
,.vs tn. Gulf there also showers in
Kansas Nebraska Wyoming. the Northwest
the northern Pacific states.
High temperatures prevailed in the interior Of the
middle Atlantic states lake
p-Fe-e although rule
the Northwest and along
middle and New England coast
There will be and thunderstorns saturday in
be lax. region Ohio ana upper Mississippi valleys
ard The Atlantic states followed by generally fair weather
Sunday. N. Ill, -.
n will be Saturday night IN the lower lake
egop and cooler sunday interior OF New England
and the middle Atlantic states
ro,sca.t for Special Locafies.-For the District Of
o,,ba and Maryland showers to-day. cooler tonight
sunday fair. brf. o high south 10 west winds
and cooler to-day. brisk high
.o-,+b 4, southwest WINDS: sunday fair
Jersey, Eastern Pennsylvania and
York to-day. increasing southeast
a. south winds. Sunday fair
OAiciaI R~cord-The following official
.- the Weather Bureau shows the changes in
.,,,,. for the twenty-four hours in comparison
t,b ,be eorrespondinE date Of last year;
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PROTECTION OF ALIENS.

The address Of the Secretary was followed at the
morning session by a discussion of the question
Should the Violation of Treaties Be Made a Fed
erai Ofence?' The Importance of this question
10 American diplomacy made apparent by ref
erence to the recent seeming conflict between the
California state government and the federal ad-
ministration in the Of the japanese school
pupils.
Judge Gray, of Delaware. took prominent part in
the discussion While favoring legislation
which would guarantee to the alien the protection
he entitled to by the terms of treaties the
principles of international law, Judge Gray opposed
the passage of q federal law which would take
from the state the right deal with aliens in the
same manner with citizens.
Ex-senator Turner, of Washington. and Repre-
sentative Sherley, OF Kentucky. spoke in favor OF
the enactp1ent of law or amendment Of the stat
utes so as give the federal cognizance of
cases involving offences against foreigners both
asserting that local of justice too often
helpless TO punish offenders. Robert Lansing of
Watertown. \. Y. reviewed the San Francisco
affair in regard TO the segregation OF japanese
school children and the instances in which Italians
in Louisiana and Chinese in the West mobbed.
He pointed that the United States government
had to assume the hurniliating position of being
unable TO grant 10 foreigners the redress il
had demanded OF foreign countries at various times
Others who took part in the discussion were Pro-
fessor Lawrence B. Evans. OF Tufts College; Fred
eric R Coudert jr.. of New York: James c. Crosby.
Edmund F. Trebue, Of Kentucky.
How far should loans raised in neutral nations
for the use of the belgerents considered a vio-
lation of neutrality" the topic at the after
noon session. Secretary Straus and Professor
Reinsch of the University OF Wisconsin. read pa
pers which discussed by Cranmond Kennedy.
of Washington, and Henry Stockbridge. of Balti-
more. Secretary Straus expressed the opinion that
all loans negotiated neutral country, either pr-
vateIy or otherwise for the use Of one of the bel
ligerents should be considered indirect viola
ton of the neutrality of that country and di-
rectly tending prolong the contest
The members of the society received by the
President at the White House in the afternoon.
At to-night's session Judge Gray presided. "Arbi-
tration at the Second Hague Conference" dis
cussed The speakers were General Horace Porter
r. c. Smith of Montreal General Porter
sketched the work Of the American delegates TO
the second Hague conference, dwelling especially
on the good work done by them in obtaining the
adoption of q contractual debt treaty.
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D. D. assisted BY the Rev Harold ATr1HsutH. -sctor
Of Trinity Church LenOx Ceofxstts Townsend Aase
Collier daughter OF Maurice Dv sht Collier. %
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BENEDICT-On april - Edgar C5ryE~s Bereiict ot
White Benedict Funeral services AZ
No. I4J 18Th ct. Saturday morning az II 30
O'Clock
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neal OmciaI Record
1907. 1905 !

he Weather EI!tHt HIIo0FH
.,,r,s for the last twenty-four hours comparison
t,b ,be corresponding date Of last year;
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-12-23
ESTATE LAND SALE.

On the 10th day OF January, 1908, tht
heirs at law of the estate Cf G. A. Ris
ter, deceased, Will sell in the town Of
Chaplin, S. G., at l. O clock, a. m,
rhe highest bidder. al public outcry. the
following tracts Of estate lands, to ":it:
Tract No. /, containing 23: acres,
more or less, situated in Lexington
COUNTY, III tie for. Of Broad and Saluda
rivers. and on branch waters Of Wat r
rec cree, bounded by lands OF 5. u.
hister and others.
Tact No. ,, containing 81 acres,
more o. less, III lexington county, IL
the fork O. Broad and Saluda rivers, on
branch waters of Waterree GEEK, bound
hv lands once owned by Elizabeth and
Jacob LjnGier and others.
Tract No. 3, containing 81 acres, III
Lexington county: in fork OF Broad and
Salada rivers Oh branches OF Waterr2e
creek, bounded by lands once owned by
Robert and John E'eaZs. and Others.
Terms of sale: One-half c"sh. remain
der to be paid il one year, secured by a
mortgage Of the premises sOld. Fur
chasers to pay for papers.
All heirs of the estate OF &. \. Rls-
ter will be present to sign papers.
HEIRS OF G.. \. R1STER, Decd.
December -, 1908.
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No Reason For 1t.
When Lexington Citizens shsw
the Certain Wav Out.

There can be no just reason why
any reader OF this will continue to
suffer the tortures of an aching back,
the annoyance Of urinary disorders,
the dangers o. diabetes of any kidney
ills when relief is so near at hand and
the most positive proof given that
they can be cured. Read what Lex
ington citizen says:
GA. Goiger, living on Depot street,
Lexington, S. c., says: 'tor several
months had been suffering from dull
pains across the small Of my back and
as they did not disappear, [ came to
the conclusion that my kidneys were
affected. At night after lying down
my back would pain me intensely,
and / also noticed an ilregularity in
the action of the kidneys. The secre-
tions were much too frequent and l
was feeling miserable when pro-
cured Doan's Kidney Pills at The
Kaufman Drug Co. I used them as
directed and they proved to be the
remedy I needed. They have helped
me so much that I feel will soon be
entirely well. 1t gives me pleasure to
recommend Doan's Kidney Pills to
other sufferers"
For sale by all dealers. Price Sc
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's--and
take no other.
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Eow Eother Managed

A young man presented an EN-
gagement ring to lovely girl he had
won with the remark, II am poor,
but YOU manage as mother does and
We'll get along nicely.' The young
lady investigated how 'mother man
aged"
She was awife, mother, house.
keeper, a business manager, hired
girl, a laundress, seamstress, men
der and patcher, dairy maid, cook,
a nurse, a kitchen gardener, and a
general slave for family of five.
She works from five in the morning
until ten at night, and I almost wept
when I kissed her hand-it was so
hard and wrinkled, and corded and
unkissed. When I saw her polishing
the stove, carrying big buckets of
water and great armfuls of wood, Of
ten splitting the latter, my heart
failed me, and it is needless to say
the ring was returned.
If the wife must drudge let the
husband share it. If she must cook
let him carry the fuel, if she must
scrub, let him carry the water, +
she must churn let him milk tt e
COWS. The girl did what every girl of
sense and wisdom would do.
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The Successful Man.

The successful man is the man who
has made happy home for his wife
and children. No matter what he
has not done in the way of achieving
wealth and honor, if he has done that
he is a success. If he hasn't done
that, and it is his own fault, though
he be the highest in the land, he is a
most pitiable failure. How many
men in mad pursuit of gold, which
characterizes the age, realize that
there is no fortune which can be left
to their families as great as the
memory of a happy home.
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HoW's This /?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case OF Catarrn that can
not be cured BY Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY G. CO., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have known +.
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lieve him perfectly honorable in all bus
mess transactions, and financially able
to carry out any obligations made by
lis firm. Walding, Kinnan & Marvin:
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price, 75c. per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Hall Family Pills for constipa-
ton.
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Thompson as be posed himself before
the platform.
"BruGdC- Thompson. You owe de gro.
Ger and &c butcher AID your landlord" ."
"Eut l:tw am Sv;ne to p;iy il desc
hard tja!es:"
How has you spent your East two
weeks:'
Us been gittin' up q lecture. sah.'
Oats what heard. Dat lecture am
On religun. hear"
"Yes. sab. is gwine around &c ken
try to let de folks know dat on he Sd
of next July de world am comm to an
end and dey must prepare fur it.
reckon to Go a heap of good and make
lot Of money"
''IIow do you get your news about de
endin' up of de world OH dat perticlslcr
day, Brudder Thompson"
From de Bible and de signs in de
heavens, sab. Is fSgercd it out twen-
ty different times, and it comes de
same ebery time. l was lookin' last
night, and I saw mo- dan fifty signs in
de heavens"
did you see your debts up dar?"
'No, sab"
"Sce any shoes fur your chillen?"
ode heavens don't glib out no sech
signs as shoes"
"Oh, I see! Well, mebbe de heavens
showed you a sign of Guild man be-
in dropped outer de back doah Of dis
hall into de alley below. Whether dey
did or not, you pay 'tention to what
I'm sayin'. Drap dat lecture bizness.
Any man, white or black, who goes
into sich q thing am q fule. Anybody
who listens to him am &c same thing.
You don't know no mo- about de end
in' up of de world dan MY ole dawg
knows about playin' de fiddle, and if
you keep on your name will be crossed
off our books. Drap nonsense like Il
hot tatcr and find q job and git to
work. I shall have an eye on you fur
de next few weeks"
Jackson's Fad Debts.
Brother Shutdown Jackson was then
called upon to come forward, and
when he had got in position the presi-
dent said:
"Brudder Jackson, Is told dat your
debts amount to q hundred dollars"
But it's all OWN to de panic, sab, "
was the excuse.
"Ts heard all about dat panic and
don't want to hear any mo-. Iol
hair't lookin' fur work. You don't
want to 1ind work You have been
loafin' around fur de last fo weeks try
| in to fiSger out (; system Cat will beat
de bank at Monte Carlo. Monte Carlo
am long ways Off, while your cred
itors am right at your doah. Systems
don't pay rent nor buy shoes. l Know
fur fact dat your chillen am bare
fut, and if you don't get a hustle on
you l shall sartinly f@gcr out some
system dat will take you out of dis
club wild pain around your heart
is gwine to hab my eye on you fur
de next two weeks, and if you don't
| git a hustle on you you'll feel airth-
quakes shakin' the ground around your
cabin. What you want is system to
git out of bed at 6 o'clock in de mawn.
in and keep goin' all day, and if the
system am big huff it might find a
way fur you to pay me back de s.
you borrowed Of me year ago. We
will now break de meetin' in two and
90 home" NJ. QUAD.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-12-23

Remember that Santa Claus wi
again make The Bazaar his headcuar-
ters. Some Of his things have al
ready arrived and others are On the
way.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-12-23

A wild and woolly Western editor re-
Gently inserted this apology in his pa
per: lowing to the illness of our wife
we were unable to issue the paper last
week. We trust the "our'' was used
in an editorial sense, and that there is
but one editor of that paper,
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This is Worth. Reading.

L,o F. Zelinski, of 68 Gibson St..
Buffalo, n. Y, says; II cured the most
annoying cold sore I ever had, with
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. I applied this
salve once day for two days, when
every trace Of the sore was gone.
Heals all sores. Sold under guarantee
at Derrick's Drug Store, Kaufman
Drug Co., and Sandel Drug Store. 25c.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1908-12-23
A Dangerous Operation.

is the removal of the appendix by a sur
geon. No one who takes DR.. Kings
New Life Pills is ever subjected to this
frightful ordeal. They work so quietly
you don't feel them. They cure con-
stipation, headache, biliousness and ma
laria. 25c. at Derrick's Drug Store,
Kaufman Drug Co., and Sandel Drug
Store.
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AND DEBUTCHER AND YOUR LAEDLOHD.
lookin' all ober fur work. but can't
find it."
"Yes, Brudder Jones, times am hard
and work skeexa, but jest what have
YOU been doin' fur de last thirty days?
Has you been hustln' fur job or has
you been sittin' in de house most Of de
time writin' Aoetry:"
IL has written some poetry, sab"
$50 understand. In fact, Is got one
of your poems right yere in my hand.
Does poetry pay house rent, Brudder
Jones'"
sN-no, sah.""%
,"Does it buy taters and bacon?"
"No, sah."
"Buy shoes fur de old woman and de
chillen?'
'.No, sah."
'Den will you kindly tell me what
you been foolin' away de last thirty
days fur?'
Il reckoned I might sell de poetry,
sah."
"Oh, I see. You writ, and you reck-
oned you might sell de follerin' poem.
De gem'len of de club will listen while
1 read:
ooh. de summer days am passin',
And de fall will soon be here,
And de glorious watermilyon
Will no longer bring US cheer.
"De robins dey will leave us soon,
De bluebirds fly to hence,
De roses dey will lose DER bloom,
And de hollyhocks go whence.
"It makes me sad and lonesome
Fur to sec de days so long.
On, would twas allus as today
Nid blithe and happy SONG!
'But summer goes and autumn comes.
De frost will bring its pallor.
De trees will lose their vivid green,
De green grass turn to yaller.
"Of human beings some will pass
To heaven from earth so dreary,
And others will remain to live,
And spring will find 'em weary.
"Brudder JONES'" asked the presi-
dent when he had finished reading the
verses, "am dis de poem dat it took
you thirty days to bring fo'th?"
Eyes, sab. 1t took most of my
time"
"Jest sot right Oar and run out your
tongue and rolled up your eyes and
thought and thought?'
II reckon So"
"You am very much consarncd
about de robins and de bluebirds,
Brudder Jones"
Silence on Brother Jones' part.
"!And you seem to keer a heap mo-
about dyin' roses and hollyhocks dan
YOU do about your back rent
More silence.
Tod to Look Fer Work.
"BruGGcr Jones. de world has i:aN
nCetry eDer since dar was 4 man or
woman to make mad rhyme wild sad.
ard it will keep on wantin' it to Gle
end. but it hain't fur you and me to
write it. It's fur Rockefeller and Nor
Gan and de rich men Cat have de time
TO set down and worl; Geir brains and
sweat DER CELLARS l don't want to be
arbitrary wid You. fur you seem to
have de poetic instinct. but must say
dat if YOU don't hustle around and
strike Job ard pay up your debts dls
I.imekiln club will know YOU 10 mo.
We may like poetry, but dar's our
wives and chillcn--dey like taters and
bacon better. Dig deep hole in sandy
Sile and bury your poem in it and TO-
morrow start out and look fur 4 job"
Brother Jones retired in something Of
q dilapidated condition. and then the
president looked around and said:
Il see dat Erudder Poker Thompson
am sittin' obar Gar behind dc stove and
roastin' hisself. Will he please come
forward:'
"What has I done?" asked Brother