davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26
Presum ption.

Phisty-'1 suppose you think that if
you had the regulating Of the universe
you could make some Improvements
on the present job, don't you?"
Kuphs-"I don't know about that, but
think l could suggest one change. I
should like to have things so arranged
that when a man Is having a good time
the days would seem to pass slowly
instead Of quickly. I'm about to take a
x,o "a t;o,,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26
For Constellation.

Mr.. = II. Farnham. prominent
druggist of Spirit Lake, Iowa, says:
"Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets are certainly the best thing on
the market for constipation" Give
these tablets a trial. You are certain
to find them agreeable and pleasant in
effect. Price, 25 cents Samples free.
For sale by all dealers.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26
sIanderino the Eternal City.

'swhen you were in Rome. Of course,
you did as the Romans do
'tEr-yes; / had to. I ran out of
money, and had to find some way to
extract it from the rich Americans
that were visiting the city,"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26
IA Life ProbIern Solved

by that great health tonic, Electric Bit
ters, is the enrichment Of poor, thin
blood, and strengthening the weak. soc.
Mcbride & VIII Drug Co.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26
An UqIy Cash

should be covered with clean bandages
saturated with Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
Heals burns. wounds. sores. piles. Csc.
Mcbride & Will Drug Co.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26

IF YOUR PLUMBING BURSTS
on the Fourth. that is kind of ex-
plosion you won't relish as part Of the
days celebration. Suppose you pre-
vent anything Of that kind at your
house by having us
MAKE YOUR PLUMBING RIGHT
Just tell MS to do what is necessary
and we will fix things all right in as
little time as possible and at as little
an expense to you as we can make it.
Order us to go ahead now while you
think Of 1t. You say the word and
wen do the rest.
b DUA riANAN- BoUoHToN CO.
20 North Center st.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26
DID MRS. DoLLavDR DREAD IT?

DID MFRS. DoLLIvER DREAD IT7
Cedar Rapids Republican,
If Mrs. Dolliver was the one who
decided the question Of the vice pres
idency, which, Of course, she wasn't,
yet she must be praised for womanly
wisdom. Mrs. Dolliver would rather
spend the Dolhver fortune on her
children than in entertaining guests
Of the government in Washington
She knows. enough about Washington
life to know that no man can be vice
president on the salary that the gov
eminent provides. Mrs. Delivers
common sense will commend her to
the sensible and thrifty people Of
Iowa. But the story that she decided
the matter is all nonsense.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26
An American kina

is the great king Of cures. DR.. Kings |
New Discovery. the quick. safe, sure
cough and cold remedy. soc and s1.00. |
A A g = Wul nqax g -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26
A w1DE-AiwAKE Y. M. C. A.
(Burlington Hawkeye

Clinton has a wide-awake Young
Mems 'Christian association. Among
other lines Of activity 1t is constantly
increasing its membership, and this is
done in various ways. Thus last Sun
day the association held meeting at
the central fire station, which was well
attended by firemen. police officers and
the public generally. The idea Is that
If men cannot or will not come to the
meetings, at the Y. M. &C. A. building,
then the meetings are to be taken to
the men. Clinton has magnificent Y.
M. G. A. building, but what makes for
success along these lines in Clinton is
not the fine building, but the spirit
which possesses the members.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26
Reassurina Him.

Reassurins Him.
Cholly-"Doctah, have I any symp-
toms Of bwain fag?"
The Doctor-"Brain flag. Not at all.
my dear fellow; nothing but fag."
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26

ABIGAIL:
Your mother used Gold Medal Flour.
X2p can't aad bsttsEeQ oA:t a1Azz'zA.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26

The Des Moines Capital suggests
that some of the fellows who cheered
for fifty minutes would doubtless re-
gard the stunt as great hardship II
executed as a matter Of conpulsion.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26

The Burlington Gazette says: TN
order to say 1t and be done with it and
to keep our card in the Photographers
Union, we will call attention to the
fact that there can be no doubt that
Luke Wright is the right man for the
place. We are doubly sure OF 1T, owing
to the fact that it is reported that the
new secretary OF war Is democrat"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26

eff LATE Young, Geo. D. Perkins, or
Mr.. Lacey ever place themselves
where the Iowa voters can get at
them, Iowa will go democratic, as far
as they are concerned. 1t will be
Just as well for them to take some
appointive position" says the Manson
Journal.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26

This one is from the Marengo Re
publican: "She had been up day and
night trying to settle the differences
between her children, and just as she
lay down to get wee bit of sleep for
the coming struggle this fall she was
rudely awakened by the explosion Of a
bunch of firecrackers thrown under her
bed by those naughty children. Pity old
Mother wa-Republicanism!"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26
"a seventeen-inch waist is one Of the

ga seventeen-inch waist is one of the
latest DEGREES of fashion" the Waver-
ly Democrat records. "a number of
Waverly ladies are trying to conform
to it, and we have heard it said that a
few have beat it an inch or two But
it must make them grunt. The direc-
toire gown has not yet made it's APP
pearance here"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26

Colonel LATE Young is now filing
the role of political bodyguard for
Senator Dolliver. Wonder if the time
will ever come when LATE will turn
his back on Dolliver as he once turned
his back on A. B. Cummins?" asks the
Cedar Rapids Gazette.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1908-06-26

The Mason City Times Herald says
that Iowa was represented in the Chi
cago convention by eighteen knockers
and eight. boosters. "The eight boost
ers," it adds, "are progressives."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
CLOSED BY INJUNCTION
STATES ATTORNEY &koEHANE
CLOSES MPlGs" IN BEACH AZ
TER ELECTIONS OVER.

Beach Chronicle: Election is over
and Beach has gone dry. As soon as
the polls were closed States 3Attor-
ney Koehane went before Judge Win
chester at. Bismarck an secured in
functions against the two drink joints
here, and last Monday Sheriff Will
came up from Medora and closed the
places and took possession of the
property. Medora, Sentinel Butte and
sMarmarth are still running wide open,
and now that Mr.. Koehane has start
ed the ball rolling it is up to him to
see that the lid is put or, in all the
towns in the county, especially at
Marmarth, where q large number cf
"blind pigs" have been running at
large ever since the town was estab.
Iished. Medora, the county seat, has
two Liquid joints" and Sentinel Butte
is also on the drink list. Keep the
good work up and let us have a dry
county for change It is up to Mr..
Koehane. u ~ 4:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
ROYAL SCHOOL MASTERS.
Kings Who Turned to Teaching K
Make a Living.

Kings Who Turned to Teaching to
Make a Living. +
In the early part Of the life of King
Christian TX. of Denmark there was
no prospect of his ever becoming the
ruler of that country. With this in
view he became a schoolmaster at the
German university of Halle
Being too poor to keep servant, the
Dowager Czarina Dagmar Of Russia,
one of his daughters, used to help her
mother to do the household work and
take care Of the younger children.
During this period there were King
Frederick VII. and several others in
the direct line of succession that stood
before Prince Christian; but, by sue
cession of deaths that occurred, he be-
came the heir apparent, and after the
death Of King Frederick VII. in 1868
he was proclaimed King Christian TX.
Of Denmark. & IT, .. '...... rG.
Another instance Of q similar nature
Is that of Louis Philippe. During the
time he was exiled from France, then
being the Due de Chartres. he became
a teacher of mathematics and geogra-
ply In Switzerland. About thirty-six or
thirty -seven years afterward, on Aug.
8, 1880. he was proclaimed King Louis
Philippe of the French.-London An
awers. ~ E.E
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
THE STOCK MARKET.
Accuracy Of the Exchange In The
Analysis Of Events.

c<IIaSy EtcfsISs
Barring the case OF manipulation
which carries its own remedy and
which is one Of the evils of speculation,
the stock market tells the truth. Tenn.
porartly indications may be misleading,
but 1t is eventually shown that its
analysis of events is correct. The ST
lent panic Of March. 1907. was a pre-
mise Of the panic of November. Dur
Ing the intervening seven months prices
dropped steadily, showing plainly that
there was weakness in the financial
and industrial structure. The utter
foolishness Of blaming speculation for
the downward movement is obvious.
The stock market with it's daily record
of prices said as plainly as it was pos
sible to say: Danger! Stand from un-
fder!"
Something similar happened in 1893.
Bradstreet's for July 90, 1893, shows
that twenty representative stocks fell
on an average As points, or more than
80 per cent, between January and July.
This mitigated the effect of the panic.
One of the most striking illustrations
Of the cold blooded accuracy Of the ex-
change is recorded by Proudhon in
the Spectators Manual, published at
Paris in 1857, in which he shows that
in the later days Of Napoleon and the
restoration, while French patriotism
was at white heat, prices on the bourse
advanced with each victory Of the al
lies, rejecting the belief that the defeat
t'of Napoleon meant more for France
than the success.-John Paul Ryan in
Metropolitan Magazine.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
WEATHER BUREAU, BISMARCK.
FARGO BOOSTERS
COMM RciAL CLUB MEMBERS
VISIT CITY IN FORCE AND
. s ADMIRE ITS BEAUTIES.

The Fargo Commercial club Is max
ing its fourth annual trip through the
state, and the members arrived in
Bismarck last evening about 8 o'clock.
A committee from the Bismarck club
met them and escorted them to the
club rooms. Automobiles were press
ed into service and they were taken
about the city. Others called on their
friends and acquaintance. They ex-,
pressed themselves as very much
pleased with the appearance of the
city. Their train consisted of two
Pullman coaches, diner, tourist for
train crew and baggage car. They
remained in the city over night and
leave at Z o'clock this morning for the
north. 5s#s
Those in the party are: C. p. Nm
gent, Geo. Perley, F. l.. Watkins, II.
II. Aaker, 3. Z. Morris, G. 0. Follett,
G. 3. Hall, J. 8A. Forth, w. J. Price,
P. =. q. Goodwin, G. O. Smith, D.
w. SWEET, g. 3. Meredith, w. H.
Kidder, H. =, McCaw, J. D. Grant,
G. e. Reinicke. 2. ]. Weiser, II. =.
LOOMS, Geo. H. HOLSTER, L. J. An,
gell, s. b. Clary, w. Z. Nichols, Au-
gust Hanson, Max Kalbrener, Geo.
Hancock, 3. r. Weston, Geo. B. Per
ley, J. q. Puels, r. s. Lewis, - w.
Smith, II. "A. Wilson. Geo. Prize, F.. G.
Long, r. ID, RoVig, ]. II. Degnan, ".
H. Diemert, ]. T. Walsh, Geo. G. Par
ker, "A. H. Erickson, ]. W. Thompson,
A.Y. Moore, M. N. Hatcher, F. ".
Thomas, Arch. McTeer, Jas. Kennedy,
H. G. Plumley. w. G. Allen, L. H
storgaard, H. o. Mott, G. G. Hanks,
E. H. O'Neil. Il.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
OLIVER co. INSTITUTE.

The Farmers Institute at Center
June %, was a great success in
every way. Interesting addresses
were made by Professor Hoverstad Of
Fargo, Professor Shaw OF Minnesota
and Professor Waldron Of the Dick
inson experiment station. The at.
tendance was very good and the
strict attention paid showed that all
were interested. Special attention
was given to dairying and the rails
ing Of alfalfa and clover. the topic
of which r. #. Flint had made the
trip from Bismarck to Center. In
Professor Shaw's talk he said that
In the drive from New Salem to
Center he had seen mose fences than
in all his similar trips through other
parts Of North Dakota, a Sign that
our farmers are stock raisers and a
fine index Of prosperity.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
THOUGHT 1T WAS GREAT.

= Among the boosters from Fargo last
night was w. H. Diemert of Moor
head. Mr.. Diemert has made a spe-
cial study of the primary law now in
force In North Dakota, SO much so
that he has prepared a pamphlet on
the law, and was. distributing it free
ly last night. Having mastered the
primary law, and being a resident of
Moorhead, he is now going through
North Dakota taking an impartial
view Of the prohibition law in this
state. This was his first trip to Bis
marck, and he was glad to come,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
.DIC,kINS0N'S
:. new lev depot
VILE BE OPEN AND TURNED
: OYER TO THE PULLS ON
THE 18TH.

Dickinson, N. D., July 6.-The new
depot will be open to the public on
Monday, July 10, or possibly Satur-
day, the 11th. The station agent has
orders to move at that time and it
won't take long to make the change.
The OFFICES on the second floor have
been In use since about the first of
April when the Western Union force,
the trainmaster, yardmaster and their
clerks took up their new quarters.
Now the station agent, roadmaster,
ticketaagent, baggageman, express
man and clerks, who have been in the
old building, will be transferred to
the new. David Roberts has COM
menced 4his duties as janitor, and it
is expected that the new restaurant
will open when the other changes are
made. b.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
The Golden Rule
GROCERIES and NOTIONS
STRAWBERRIES!

Now is the time to put them UP Ii
you are going to do SO. We did not
believe it possible to get nice western
berries at the price we have bought
them at, crate of "a boxes for $500.
Phone in your orders early, SO they
will be delivered as soon as possible.
By the box 15c. .s.
Plums or aprfcots, per basket -. soc
Melons each 80. soc
Large fancy lemons, per doz ....30c
Black or red cherries, per lb -. .25c
Pint fruit cans, per doz ....... .75c
Quart fruit cans, per doz ..... ). .S5c
Half gallon fruit cans, per doz ..$115
Fancy full cream cheese, per Ib. 15e
Fresh eggs, per doz .15c
We expect to move to rear end OF
Grand Pacific hotel in few days, and
would rather sell the goods than move
them.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
CITY COUNCIL
KILLS ANOTHER COW oRDl.
NANCE AND EFFORT WILL BE
MADE TO ENFORCE THE PRES.
EMIT ORDINANCE ON THIS SUB.
JEcT.

The city council met in regular SEES
sion, Aldermen Patterson, Wilcox,
Hinckley and Larson being absent.
The minutes of the previous meeting
were read and approved.
--------..--
The council was petitioned to have
three more arc lights in the west end
of the city. Referred to the commit
tee on lights.
Auditor Y Dung requested that some
thing be done about codifying the city
ordinances. Alderman Reade moved
that an amount not to exceed $1O0 be
appropriated to pay those appointed
to codify the ordinances. Carried.
A communication was presented in
regard to the payment of sewer war
rants, which are due and no money to
pay them.
: The mayor appointed Walter For
syth pound master, which was con-
firmed.
1AeJ VI plOoChlCu d
ton removing E. E. Morris as city as
SCISSOR. He appointed G. j. keenan,,
which was confirmed by the council.
The mayor announced that he
would sign no warrants made payable
to member of the council.
The street commissioner reported
$3.50 on work done and $12 cash col.
lected on poll tax. 81
| A motion was passed that the street
commissioner and chief of police
make every effort to collect the poll
tax. ;s,...
! The committee on ways and means
reported the streasurers and auditor
report as being correct. 2o ts+r. 81. -.
A large number of bills were pre-
scented, which were allowed when haE
ing the proper endorsement.
Al motion to reconsider the parking
ordinance was made and defeated.
| The ordinance prohibiting stock
running at large in certain districts
was put on its passage and defeated
1 by vote of to q The council ther
adjourned. 1"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
The First "Coin Sweater

"Coin sweating" which so often hg-
ures in the Old Bailey calendar, Is a
very, very old crime. More than six
centuries before Christ there was a
coin sweater, one Alexander Of Byzan-
tium. He was chief officer of the pub
lie treasury, and he amassed an i'm
mense and sudden fortune by ''clip-
ping" the money in SO skillful man.
ner that his frauds could only be dis.
covered by weighing. The Byzantines
gave him the nickname of 1.-THE File"
from his making such dextrous use Of
that tool. whence probably comes the
modern term of "ile" applied to
thieves. pickpockets and cunning hard
headed scoundrels. -Pearson's Weekly
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
.Puzzlina pifferenes,e,s. y in Weiahta.

u Puzxling Differences In Weights.
= Which is heavier, pound Of feathers
or pound OF lead? They weigh the
same. s-... IL
Which is heavier, pound Of feathers
or pound Of silver? The pound Of
feathers Is heavier, because feathers
are weighed by avoirdupois weight.
which has 1000 grains to the pound.
while the precious metals are weighed
by troy weight, which has only 5,76G
grains to the pound. =
Which is heavier, an ounce of feath-
ers or an ounce Of silver? An ounce of
silver, because in the troy ounce there
are 4s0 grains. while in the avoirdu-
pois ounce there are only 1874 grains.
The avoirdupois pound Of 1000 grains
Is divided into sixteen ounces, while
the lighter troy pound Of $500 grains is
divided into twelve heavier ounces.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
WILL LOCATE IN SPOKANE.

George Elston and wife stopped of
in the city Sunday on their way from
Washington to Spokane, Wash, where
Mr.. Hston will engage in the practice
of claw and conduct a land business,
For several years Mr.. Elston was con
test clerk III the U. s. land office In
this city, leaving here to enter the
land department at Washington.
which he has now left. His many old
friends were glad to see him again.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
GUFFEY WINS.

@ Denver, Colo, July 6.-Although no
decision was made public tonight by
the subcommittee of the national
committee hearing the PENNSYLVANIA
contest cases, it is known that the
credentials Of the Guffey delegates
have been approved. It is likely that
a rehearing will be demanded in the
Ohio cases.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
Clothinq In China.

In winter throughout the cold lati-
tudes Of China the Chinese of all
classes wear fur, wool or hair lined
garments Even the cody laborers
have their sheep or goat skins. and
people of the middle and Official
classes have many sets of garments
lined with the richest furs. In China
houses are rarely heated to the winter
temperatures Of European or Ameri-
can interiors, and In consequence fur
lined clothes are worn indoors as well
as out
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
The PLATFORM !.
tContinued from Page IL

tentatively as embodying the position
the party should take:
1.-THE Democratic party believes in
tariff for revenue only, but inasmuch
as the expenses of the government
are great and we are depending
largely upon imports for revenues
for running the government, which
means the imposition of a tariff, we
favor the laying Of tariff duties in
such manner that there shall be
no discrimination in behalf Of any
section of the country or any indust-i
~" =. Nh ~; s,s. "a
No one would be quoted as saying
that this plank would be adopted in.
the form given. 5a..~ II ~, tn
ii Judge Powers of Utah, has trans
mitted to the tentative committee
plank he has received and approx
es from Samuel Newhouse, promi-
nently known in railroad, mining and
Financial circles. Mr.. Newhouse wir-
ed Mr.. Powers that the plank was
written after a careful canvass of
financial 4 classes in New York. %%
i; It recites the necessity Of maintain-.
Ing, and even increasing Id some
Instances, existing railroad rates and
tariffs, recognizing the rightfulness
pf government regulation. The nee
essity of maintaining rates is stated
to be to pay the present high wage
scale to railroad employees.
During the afternoon Mayor r. w.
Brown of Lincoln, who is to be Ne
braska,s representative on the COM
mittee on resolutions, arrived with
Mr.. Bryan's suggestions concerning
number Of planks of the platform.
]! Mr.. Brown said that it had not
been Mr.. Bryan's intention to, pre-
pare a complete. platform, but that
it was his wish that the committee
itself should perform the duty. He
declined to say what subjects were
covered by the Bryan draft, but it
is understood through other channels
that Mr.. Bryan's memorandum deals
| especially; with the subject of the
regulation of issuance Of writs OF In
junction by federal courts in labor
disputes, tariff, trusts, railroads,
election of senators, which he would
have by direct vote of the people;
guarantee Of bank deposits by the
government and publicity of cam
| paign contributions. tsr 1. @s5.
The injunction plank as drafted,
would prohibit the issuance of pro-
in cases in which it is evident irrep-
/ in cases in which it EVIDENT orrep-
arabic damage might be done to
property. In that event the plank
i will permit the Issuance of an In
junction limited to ten days time,
and a hearing would be required on
second presentation of the case
" Mr.. Bryan has given his friends
to understand that while he tenders
his suggestions, he does not desire
that the platform committee should
feel tied to his language. He is
willing that the phraseology should
bC altered II 1t can be improved up
on without changing the sense.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
Will. WORK IN TIE olsTRlcT.

Special Agent Hainen of the gener-
al land office has arrived in the city
and will work in this district for the
present For couple OF months Mr..
Hainen was contest clerk in the local
land office. but resigned to accept a
promotion to special agent. His many
friends will be glad that ne has been
sent back to this city
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-07
Ha Cos

stIf Groucher ever comes around your
place borrowing anything" said Wise.
Adon't let him have It"
You've spoken too late" said Hus-
kie. "ETe was around yesterday"
You're easy. What was he borrow
ingf"
Trouble. He's In the hospital to-
Eay."-P hiladelphi Press.