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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
GLIMPSE AT sEAMY SIDE.
Woman Files Sensational Answer IN
Probate Court.

case of more than ordinary in
terest was filed in the probate diyi-
sion of the district court Yesterday af-
ternoon. A suit was brought by j.
W. Mckinney, guardian ad Item for
Adrian Pintro, Jr., to secure n portion
OF $1,000 left to Anna Reinhardt by
the late Adrian Pintro The woman
claims TO have been the common law
wife of the deceased, and will resist
the efforts now being made to get q
portion OF the sum stated.
The answer to the suit filed yester-
day made something Of a sensation.
II is claimed that the child in question
Is part negro and that Pintro was not
the father Of the boy. The mother
of the youngster Is French woman
known as Gabrielle Belmont. but she
called herself Louise EuEenia Car
din de Classe, Countess of France -
The woman is well known to the ur-
der world. Following is part OF the
answer:
THE said boy now claiming to be
the son of said Adrian Pntro has his
lineage from the Ethiopian race OF
the man and from the division thereof
and characteristics OF a negro. The
said Adrian Pintro had his lineage
from the Caucasian race OF man and
from the division thereof called Celt,
being a native of France. and without
any faint or admixture of Ethiopian
blood "
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
KNOCKED DOWN WITH CUE
Two Men Playing Billiards Fight IN
south Temple Street Saloon.

All 2:30 this afternoon. a man by the
name of joe got into an alteration
with another man named Mike" in
the American Beauty saloon, on
game OF billiards, and was knocked
down and badly hurt with a billiard
cue. The patrol wagon. was called,
and the unfortunate man was removed
TO the police station for treatment In
a semi-uncunscious condition. Both
men We're frequenters of the resort. but
their real names could not be learned
Mrs Lar Ritter Is hostess at another
bridge affair this afternoon
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
"a Good Name at Home"

us tower OF strength abroad"--and the
excellent reputation Of G. !, Hood Co. and
their remedies in the city OF Lowell, where
they are best known, inspires confidence
the world over, not only in The medicines
but IN anything their proprietors say
about them. "It Made by Hood It's Good"
II believe Hoods sarsaparIln the best all
round family medicine known today" Mrs.
g. ID. FARLEY, ESQ Wilder St., Lowell. Mass.
Il recommend Hoods SArsapArilla 70 any
one loHS b. DUFFY, IA Auburn Street.
Lowell, Mass.
II am a strong and healthy woman today.
from taking Hoods Sarsaparila, which |
keep in the house for all the family" Mrs.
FASNIE BALcH, los Leverett St.. Lowell, Mass.
II consider Hoods Sarsaparilla the best
blood purifier In the world" MRs. JESSiE
Z. CARLTON. iis Liberty St, Lowell Mass.
Hoods sarsaparilla 10 sold everywhere.
In the usual liquid, or in tablet form called
Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar Pre-
pared only by G. I. Hood Co. lowell N--
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
NOTICE.
TENT BOOK CONVENTION.

OFFICE OF THE STATE SUPERIN-
tendent of Public Instruction Salt Lake
city, Utah. March g. 1g0S-Notice IL here
by given that a convention to consist of
schools. representative from each dis
tirct OF the first class the principal OF
the state Normal School. and the State
superintendent OF public instruction, is
called 10 meet in room 1853 City and Coun-
" building, Salt Lake city, Utah. on the
eth DAY, OF May, 1905 at o'clock p. m.
TO decide what text books shall be adj
opted for use in the district schools OF
the state of Utah except cities OF the
llrst and second class, for a period of
ilye years after their adoption.
the subjects upon which text books
VIII be adopted are: Reading. writing.
spelling, language lessons. English gram
mar geography Z. s. History. arth-
metic physiology. civil government draw
ing, music, nature study, elementary AL
zebra. physical geograph~ general
science. physics, rhetoric English liter
AZURE, and general history. Sealed pro-
ppsals for furnishing such books will be
received BY the undersigned State sup
erintendent OF public instruction. at any
time prior 10 the hour u meeting OF
SAID convention on the day aforesaid.
blds are 20 be limited 90 books on sub
iects herein named. All proposals must
he accompanied with sample copies of
me books proposed to be furnished to-
gether with statement OF the intro
ductory and exchange prices. and the
Wholesale and retail prices at which the
publisher agrees TO furnish each book
within thu state during the fun term
for which said books may he adopted
The convention reserves the right to re-
ject any and an PROPOSALS.
~ the time aforesaid namely . O'Clock
p. m. onthe 9Th dav Of May 1905 the
convention viii meet and publicly pro-
coed TO omen and read MI the proposals
for furnishing hooks on the aforesaid
subjects which shall have been received.
and shall within thirty DAYS therea fter
make their awards 'hreeon. ana the
publisher or puhllshers whose proposals
shall he accented win be required h. en-
itS INTO written contract with the state
superintendent of public instruction and
10 give bonds with two sufficient socur-
ities for The faithful performance OF
such contract
Stnte Superintendent OF Public nsiruc-
tlon
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
ToDAY's MONEY MARKET.

New York. March Mooney onlcalI
nominal. Time loans easy: go DAYS
81 per cent; and 90 days Sia ut 4
per cent: six months, to III per
cent.
Prime mercantile paper 81 at 8
per cent.
Sterling exchange steady. with act
nal business In bankers bills at
1850 at 1910 for demand and at
1870 ut 1880 for go day bills;
commercial bills. 1888 at 1884,.
Bar silver 551a.
Mexican dollars, i1c.
Bonds--Goyeinment steady; rail-
roads. steady.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07

cascareis are the implacable foe of
Al Disease Germs; the incompatible
cleanser, purifier and strengthened OF the
entire Digestive Canal.
They Act Ike Exercise on the Bowel
Muscles, make them strong and active
abb. 10 Help Themselves do their work
keep themselves clean.
Caacareis are the safeguard Of Innocent
Childhood agains, the Dreadful Death
dealing Dangers that threaten the Lives
Of the Little Ones.
They are Purely Vegetable, absolutely
harmless, always Reliable and Efficient,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07

A Dishonest Purpose means a Dishonest
Product and Disregard of the Purchas-
ers' Health or Welfare.
Beware Of the Slick Salesman and his
ancient Just as Good story that com
mon sense reiutes.
Cascarets are made only by the Sterling
Remedy Company, and the famous little
Ten Cen, Vest Pocket" box is here
shown. They are never sold in bulk.
Every tablet marked "CCC,"
BE sure you get the genuine.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
FIVE DIVORCES
ONE DAYS RECORD
While a Sixth Was Continued
For Further Hear
ing.
PLAINTIFFS WERE ALL WOMEN
Dcsertion, Cruelty and Drunkenness
Are Given by suffering WIVES as
Rcnsons for Separation

Judge Morse granted FIVE divorces
Yesterday, and sixth one was con-
tinued for IL further hearing. All the
plaintiffs were women and desertion'
abuse. drunkenness and kindred causes
were advanced as reasons why the
marital ties should be severed.
Jerome Applebaum 'just went east
ana forgot to come back declared his
wife. Rose Applebaum when divorce
proceedings were instituted Applebaum
was perfectly willing that the decree
lie granted and he agreed TO pay s. n
week almony, providing he be permit
ted to see his child occasionally. The
couple married in this city Sept 20.
1902
CRUEL AND DRUNKEN.
Mrs. Mary Il. Van Kellork testified
that her husband Joseph c. Van KEEL
lork deserted her In November last
and Is now following the trade OF "a
barber at Preston, Ida. He had been
very cruel to her, she said. frequently
coming home drunk and kicking her.
Plaintiff asked for two lots. valued at
5000 at Moffat Utah, and desired to re-
sumo her maiden name. Mary Powell,
all OF which was granted her.
EDGAR DESERTED HER
Pearl Edgar accused James a. Ed
gar of having left her without just
cause and upon confederation the
bonds of matrimony were dissolved and
she was permitted to be called Pearl
Reed. as before her marriage. Edgar
was once q railroad man, but is now a
soldier at Fort Douglas, having served
IN the Philippines since his enlistment.
Mrs. Edgar works in a candy factory
for her support.
FAILED TO SUPPORT.
Louis and Mary A. Werner were
married at Denver. Feb. is, 1905 and
within a month from that date the
husband began to drink excessively,
the wife alleged, and for a long time
has failed to support her. When she
could stand il no longer, she applied
for divorce and received 1t at tho
hands of Judge Morse yesterday
DRANK STRAIGHT ALCOHOL"
Theodore Christensen has long been
in the habit of drinking straight al
cohol." according to allegations made
by his wife, Bertha Christensen. When
ever he came home he was drunk she
declared, and upon such occasions his
wife and her children by a former
husband were made the objects of his
wrath. Instances of gross misbehavior
on Chrlstensens part, recited by the
wife and corroborated by her daugh-
ter brought the relief prayed for, a
divorce.
ACCUSATIONS AGAINST VANCE.
The divorce case not disposed of yes
terday by Judge Morse was that q
Amanda L. Vance, against George w.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
WEATHER REPORT.

Record at the local office, United
States weather bureau, for "a hours
ending at a. m. today
Temperature at Il. IN. 90; maximum
temperature, So; minimum, q mean,
%, which is II degrees below normal.
Total deficiency of temperature since
the first of the month 10; accumulated
deficiency OF temperature since Jan.
|, 70 degrees
Precipitation since first of month,
1875 inch, which is .93 inch above nor
NAL Accumulated excess since Jan. /,
OF inch. Relative humidity at s a. M.
rs per cent.
FORECAST.
Utah-Tonight and Sunday, fair.
r. j. HYATT.
Section Director.
Hear the Anderson" Piano before
ht,yinR Nh gauth Main
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
Get What You Ask For!

true, faithful, loyal servant of Mankind.
Over Five Millions OF Dollars have
been Spent TO make the merits OF Cas-
carets known. and every cent OF it would
be lost. did not sound merit claim and
hold the constant, continued friendship.
Patronage and Endorsement Of we'll
pleased people year after year.
There is also a Reason
Why there are Parasites who attach
themselves to the Healthy Body of Cas-
caret's sucoess--Imitators, Counierreiters,
Substitutes.
They are Trade Thieves who would
rob Cascarets Of the Good VIII" of the
people, and sneak unearned profits.
earned and paid for by Cascarets.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
DEATH OF o. N. BROWNING.
Popular Young Man OF Ogden Dies
After II Years Illness.
lspeelal 10 the "News. y

tSpecal 10 lne lNeNh.
ogden. March Oscar Neel Brown
ing died at $3.50 o'clock this morning,
at the home Of Chief OF Police Brown
ing, from abcess OF the kidney, from
which he had been a sufferer for
year The deceased was son OF
Clayton $. and Rachel Middleton
Browning, and was born June s. 1879.
In 1908 he married Hannah Rasmussen,
who. with two children. survives him,
as do also two brothers and four sis
ters
Mr. Browning was for ~ years an
ernploye of Browning Brothers COM
pany, and was a prominent young man.
highly respected. The funeral will be
held from the First ward westinghouse
Monday, commencing at o'clock. The
Woodmen OF the World, OF which fra
ternity deceased was a member VIII
attend the obsequles in a body
Hear the Anderson" Plano before
buying, No South Main.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
SETTLED OUT OF COURT.

The case OF Peter Gribbon against
the Daiy-Judge company damage
suit for $4,000 damages for personal
Injuries. has been settled out of court
and dismissed. The two cases between
Thomas Cabins and j., 7. Richardson
involving $4,000 worth OF stock have
also lteen dismissed as they, too. have
heen seitled out of court.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
DIED.

WII.ToN-At 4e2 Fifth avenue. this
CITY. March Z 1905 j. Mark Wilton in
his 6sth year Native Of England.
Notice OF funeral later
MISUNDERSTANDING Runswick. son OF
Mr. and Mrs. John a. Runswick. OF i36
south Second West street city.
Funeral services were held at the
sixth ward westinghouse. Saturday. IL
noon.
IJOWE-In this city. March 6, Alice
Amanda Howe, in her seth year.
Funeral services will be held from the
late residence, 705 South Main street sun
dev March s. at p. m. 1nterment Mt.
Olivet.
ROsT-In this city Bertha Lucille Bost,
daughter of Eear j, Bost and Silvia
Poultop BoSt.
Funeral notice later.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07

II is not an Experiment, not an Acct
dent or Incident, but a sound. Honest
Business, based on Time Tried and Tested
Merit, never found wanting.
There is a Reason.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07

these sales during the week. Pacific
Lumber company to Anna Fl. Perkins.
house and lot. S22 Third avenue, So
$50; Sarah u. Morris TO William
Cooper, house and lot 126 l. street,
SO 900; Pacific Lumber company to
Alice II. Dernford house and lot, tS5
- street. $4,000
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
IN HERE is Reason
Why the Good People of
America buy cascarets as
IL Fast as the Clock Ticks.

Every second some one, somewhere.
Is Buying little Ten-Cent Box of Cas-
carets.
liz, 3, 4. S, 90 times to the Minute,
so Minutes to the Hour, $500 Boxes an
Hour, 5000 Boxes Day of Ten Hours,
100000 Boxes Month. and then some.
Think OF 10000 People take a
Cascaret tablet each day. Millions use
Cascarets when necessary.
The judgment OF Millions of Bright
Americans is lniallible. They have been
Buying and Taking Cascarets at that rate
for over Six years.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07

NOTICE TO ESTATE
OF George Teasdale. Deceased. Creditors
will present claims with vouchers to the
undersigned Mt 5lS Templeton Building.
Salt Lake City, Utah, on or before the
10th dap OF July A. d l&S.
I.ATTLlA r TEASDAt.E
Exocutrix OF the last VIII aud testa-
ment Of George Teasdale. Deceased.
Date OF hrst publication, March It'll.
A. H.. 1905
Cannon 8 stokes. 5i3 Templeton Bldg,
Attorneyn
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07

~ FREE TO OUR FRIENDS,
We want 10 send to our friends beautiful
Frsneh-deSigned. G0LD-PLATED B0hDOR BOX.
hard-enamelsd In colors. II Is beauty for the
dressing table, len cents In stamps Is asked as
measure Of good ath and 70 cover cosio Cascarets
with which This dlinty trinket Is loaded. Ieg
Send to-day, mentioning this paper. Address
Sterling Remedy Company. Chicago or New York.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
SOCIAL AND
PERSONAL.

The bridge tea given by Mrs. Lear
Ritter and Mrs f. A. Trip yesterday
In honor of Mrs. Cue and Mrs. KATE
was delightful affair the rooms be-
ing decorated with daffodils and six
tables tring Tlayed. A,ssfFGng the
hostesses We've Mrs S. f. Fenton. Mrs
II. NJ. Wells. Mrs. Leroy Ddnwoodey
Mrs, Louise McCune and Mrs. June
5. Donnell. The prizes. which were
pots of daffodils. We're won by Mrs.
Brooks, Mrs Alma d. KATE, Mrs. Geo
j. Gibson, Mrs. Vivian McCune and
Miss Margaret Park.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07
II u. Evnns. Florist, Sc $. Main ST.
Floral designs speciality. Phone 9s1.
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP
NOTICES.

Consult County Clerk or respective Sign.
ers for further Information,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07

Funeral of Osmon Carti--The fun
eral of Osmon Card. the man who was
accidentally shot at Caliente. will be
held Monday az m, from the chap
ell of S. d. Evans on State street
with interment at Mt. OIivet.
Realty Sales--Tuttle Bros. report
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07

Hear the Anderson" Piano before
buying, No. Z South Main,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-03-07

Hear the Anderson" Plano before
buying No South Main
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17

Wheeling. w. Va, has gone more
deeply into municipal ownership than
most cities Of this country, owning, as
1t does, it's own water, gas and electric
plants. These plants have all been al
lowed to run down until they are des-
perately in need of repairs, and no
fund has been set aside to balance this
depreciation. Now the city finds that
there is no ready market for its bonds,
and as a result things are going from
bad to worse until the people are
forced to turn again to private enter
prise, as shown by the following para
graph in the Municipal Journal and
Engineer:
"Well drillers are finding fruitful
field in Wheeling at the present time
as the result of the commendable eff
forts of public spirited men and wom-
en- Of the various wards. Physicians
believe that the advent of so many
wells will materially reduce the num-
Der of fever cases resulting from Ohio
river water. The drilling Of wells is
paid for by subscriptions pledged by
residents in the neighborhood."
The cost of the wells will not show
In the report of the water department.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17
The souIIess Corporation.

Here is another example of the soul
less gas corporation, Mankato, Mimi,
has been suffering sorely through and
by an epidemic of typhoid fever To
add to the discomfort of the patients
the weather temperature was very high
during the worst of the fever outbreak
To lend a helping effort Mr.. X. L.
Brown, general manager of the Man
kato Gas and Electric Light company,
caused the following notice TO be pub
lished throughout the city:
"The Mankato Gas and Electric com
pany will gladly install an electric fan
for any one who is seriously sick dur
ing the present epidemic without any
charge at all, providing the party is
within reach of our current. Advise us
through your attending physician.
American Gas Light Journal.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17
A Municipal Brewery.

The Vienna municipal brewery, in
which sum of 100000 has been in
vested, last year showed loss of Els
900. In the previous sixteen months a
loss of $4,000 was incurred, so that
the actual deficit for 1907 was proper
tionately greater, although the output
and sales of beer had increased. In
1907 some 2,750OOO gallons Of beer
were brewed. Not only was too much
money paid for the building and equip
ment in the first place. but the man
agement has been very stupidity con-
Quoted. Instead of appointing as man.
hger an expert brewer the council put
a municipal official in charge. AS a
result money was lost in all sorts of
ways.-London Standard.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17
Leg BROKEN
Bad Accident to Mclean Col
lege Player Sunday.

The Mclean College football team
played the Chess Club team of Pa
ducah Saturday. which resulted in
tie 5 to5. The contest was close
and strong and several of the local
boys were more or less injured.D. A.
Meacham, son of Mr.. r. M Meach-
am, McLean's left guard, had both
bones of his right leg broken while
tackling Sights, of Paducah. The
young man was attended to by Pa
ducah physicians and brought home
Sunday. Cooke took Meacham s
place in the game and the contest
went on until darkness ended 1t.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17

The first issue of The Focus, pub
Rshed by Denny B. Goode, has made
is appearance in Louisville. 1t is g
sixteen page newspaper, printed or
excellent paper and geographically
IS good to look upon. Politics, soci
sty and music have departments,
while there are pages devoted to
aiekling the funny bone. In the
subsequent issues changes are to be
made in the makeup which will fur
aher add to the attractivenesssof the
publication.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17
Kuang Hsu, the weakIing emperor

Kuang Hsu. the weakling emperor
Of China, is dead. He assembled the
chrome in 1876, when a child, and
Aas never been from under the dom
nation of the Dowager Empress. the
widow of his uncle, who has been
me regent and virtually the ruler.
The Emperor's death was FASTENED
by the lack of proper medical at
aention, as he would have none but
Chinese doctors, who have never
adopted modern methods. The aged
but strong minded Dowager EN-
press is also dead.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17

Secretary of the Navy, Victor H
Metcalf has resigned to take effect
Dec. l and assistant Secretary Trn
man H. Newbury will be promoted
10 first place until March a wher
President Taft will form the new
Cabinet. Mr.. Newbury is a new
nan in public life, having been ap-
pointed to his present position
shree years ago. Prior to that time
Ae.was a Detroit business man.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17
Deafness Cannot be Cured

~ local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There is only one
yay to cure deafness, and that is by constitu.
tionai remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
aarad condition OF the mucous lining Of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is
innamed you have a rumblng sound OIL
imperfect hearing, and when II Is en-
tireiy closed, Deafness Is the result, ant
aniess the Inflammation can be taken out ant
this tube restored 10 its normal condition, hear
ing will be destroyed forever. Nine cases out o
tea are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but
an inaamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
Ne will give One Hundred Dollars .c- ssy
osse Of Desfness (caused by Catarrh) that can
noa be cured by Han's Catarrh Cure. Send for
nrculars free.
FL. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
an1i by all druggists. 75c.
sAke Hall Family Pills for constipation.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17
As Mas 70 Be Exneoted

Five years ago London took over its
waterworks, with the result that wa
ter rates have increased rather than
diminished. Referring to the operat
Ing expenses, Sir Melvill Beachcroft
chairman Of the water board, recently
said:
$50 far it must be admitted that nc
saving had been effected. l do not
think that it was ever anticipated that
there would be any saving in the ex
penses of administration, as the man
agement of a trading concern by 3
municipal body must always involve
expenditure quite outside that which
falls on private company"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17
Where Il Pinohes.

"Disgusted" writes to the London
Daily Express: For years past have
always paid at the rate of 81 shilllngs
per annum for water under the New
River company, but now have jusI
received a demand note from the Met
ropolitan water board for water at the
rate Of "a shillings per anuum. This
is the benefit O. we get for doing
away with private enterprise and is,
consider, a fair specimen of state trad
ing"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-11-17

At a meeting called by the board of
trade of Audubon, N. J., and attended
by about $50 citizens the proposition to
install a municipal waterworks was
Overwhelmingly defeated.
can elephant must be a pretty ex-
Densiva animal "---
"Yes. 1 wish ] had enough money
to buy one"
"Why do you want an elephantT
~ don't want an elephant at all,
merely expressed a wish for the
mopey."-Exchange.