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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
PERSONAL NOTES.

United States Ambassador 10 Mexico
Thomson has received q fine oil paint
ing Of President Roosevelt. which he is
instructed tC present to President IiaZ.
The presentation will be made il a few
days.
Judge Charles A. Dewey. who has
lust CELEBRATED MS sevcnty-soycn birth
day at Milford has the distino ton of
being the oldest Judge sitting on the
bench in Massachusetts He was ap-
pointed trial Justice On July ~ 1861 the
sam" day the Battle OF Full Run was
fnH@ht. lie has beer head &c the Thr,t
Worcester County District CoUrst since
1861
Senator Clay. Of Georgia. is one OF
the tailcst men in tic Scr:,te. and his
hair. wctn starding straight up as the
CofAt' OF 2 Fighting rooster. makes him
2Trear at least two ilIcht taller than hs
is. His most distinguishing mIuncrism
IS the habit Of rlutching THAT pnnpadour
wildly with the finSelS Of his licht hand
When he becomes excited, as if he in
tended to lift Ills scalp from his head
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Tie more justice some men get the
more than they don't want.
II the wife is 4 bad cook the hus-
band is apt to be a good rooster.
Wise is the woman who wears puz-
Zle or her Gossips department.
Some men are worthesS-and some
others are not worth that much.
Before people acquired the iiat dwell
ing habit race suicide was unknown.
When it comes to getting his dues his
Satanic majesty never gets left.
Any Nrd of n hat looks good on a
woman if she has the riSht sort of face.
Ever a wise man and his money are
apt to be separated just after Christmas
\ ''gum-shoe," campaign isn't calcula-
ted to inspire confidence in the rubber
business.
Here's 4 bit of advice for those who
are always giving advice: Don't talk so
much.
After ell there are but two ways of
making iivins-workinG for ii and work
ing somebody for it.
owing to the oversupplv of optical
Illusions 1t is difficult to make some men
peiieve what they see.
Ihe busy little bee is better off than
me busy man he Is provided with a sting
TO protect himself against loafrrs who
come around TO interfere With his work
Chicago News.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
A CRITIC OF THE NAVY.
Being a Report of Special Magazine
Writer Upon the Navy.
Tc the Navigating officer Of McDoodle'

Tc the Navigating Officer Of Melodies
Magazine:
he United States Dattieship Ok!abrasAa
must report the following grave detects
in uUI navy:
/. The Zig guns make most unpleasant
| bang and racket when fired. No attempt
| whatever is made TO ,nuffie the sound by
placing z blanket over the muzzle. a
method which Il long experience in OPEN
ing clandestine beer bottles convilIEce5
on: Wtld b. effective.
>. In heavy seas the ship roll IN an eX-
| ctcdinG unpleasant manner, causing me
TO suffer from n mos: disasreeable feel
ing i'll the stomach. Nothing was dom
by tho officers to lessen this movement
il; fact. they hardly seemed to notice it
suggested at lie time that the crew
should move the heavy guns to st1rbodrd
WIEN the ship showed an inc.inalon 10
roll t. pnit. and vice versa. My only an
CAPTAIN.
.. There Is very little room on board the
Oklabr?ska. IT seems more space is de-
voted Ia the engines and coal bunkers
than to tie comfort of the officers 1 had
to sleep in an ahSurdlv small bunk with
M bath room attached. cnder Slch cen
ditiona n" correspondent can do his best
work. | pointed out n very simple way
of providing more space fer bedrooms
and tingrComs-rar2ey, do away with
he engines. lolcrs. and coal. O: course,
ships toWcd, but this could be done easily
enough ana would have the further all
vantage of removing the sometimes un-
pleasant SMOKE to the far end Of the tow
ing hawscr.
4. No ralt of the deck is given up to
he cultivation Of Vegetables. although
the advantage of q small truck farm. eS
p'cially on 1t long cruise. is obvious. Tie
same omission is To b. rotcd ?.ith regard
t. chicken ,anche@, although on az The
of GERS informed IRE that thcNavv De
par;n;t Mt provides each slip With III
avi::ir in winch TO keep flying fish
There are many other things about oar
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
The Winter World.

A barren land. frozen world.
The banners of the sreenw God furlei:
A wandering bird. alone and LOST.
Upon the eddyinfc whtrlwird tossed:
A road o'erwhelmeC with drifted SNOW
But spring before ne where l go,
From mundane mill and crowoed mart.
Unto the heaven Of her heart!
A wall of sleet. aruined field,
The blooms of joy in shadows sealed
A. frozen stream. a windy hill.
A vale with all bliIhe voices still
Put summer. with its old sweet spell.
Ard down the hyacinthine dell.
a voice that lures to lands where rise
The jasper gates of Paradise!
4 whitening blast, n frosty rime.
A gray world wrapped ir shades of time
A hungry partridge il, the lane.
Tall Lrambles clad in frozen rain
i:ut June upon her lips who waits
Beneath Tie caves. within tie gates:
Ara April. With its bioomv hour
Between the sunshine and the shower.
A faded rose a desert place.
\ white world with = pallid face.
4 ter pie who're the forest tees
StinG With their pendant snowy frieze;
\ SWir.gin" EteI. a iaunty mir
OF whistleG n0n'halaEce to care
AS out Of frost and wind ana blight
Love steps into her warm heart light.
An ice bound brook. silent glen.
SaES al the summers merry men
All eifn shapes and fairy folk
Not cv'n . lonely gno.ne to WOKE
The frctlv char:OtS and away
To Tight tho blooms at break oday-
Except beneath loves roof, where stir
Rose gardens in the heart of her,
barren land, 4 frozen morn.
Stif"neC hand OF hilt and horn:
\ White. old figure. wan of mood.
t,rinSi"@ lew fa@ots from the wood
'uf Ill the way for me from town.
Ard all the rosy dream-wav down.
The sunshine of her COLDER smile
From rose Ia rose and mile to mile.
Baltimore Sur
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
The New York Idea.

L.ancdon Mitchell. whose comedy, THE
New York idea makes an attack upon
lin Ian. a Philadelphia literary club, what
his attitude on divorce was.
oh said Mr.. Mitchell. there are
cases where 1 believe divorce necessary
and right. There are cases, for instance,
where the very vCung are hurried into
marriage by their parents.
''3ut do You think your daughter and
ar suited to each other madam 4
prospective bridegroom of this class once
asked.
oh. splendidly.' answered the mo; her
of the girl. Haven't you very fine lolhi
voice. and isn't Minnie dreadfully nard of
hearina?' "-Washinston Star.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
An Uncertain Compliment.

James ]. Hill, the railway masnate. on
q recent visit to Kansas City, said of Il
certain rise in stock quotations:
1T looks well, but l am afraid it is
dubious. Yes. it is dubious 1t reminds
NE Of the Turkish bashaw ard his wife.
a Turkish bashaw lay dying. He sum-
mOncd to him the youngest and fairest OF
his 46 wives, and said to her il a .ow.
weak voice:
Put on your richest costume, your
most brilliant jewels Deck your hair with
pearls. brighten your finger tips with
hema.'
'rke Young wife blushed. Even i'll her
grief she was fiattereG.
And why, my lord she sail, do you
desire me to make this sumptMous toilet :"
so that Death. when he comes the
man replied, seeing you SO very beautiful
may perhaps carry sou Oft instead OF
me "'-KarSaS City Times
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
Little Of Everything
Eeasy to Drift.

Easy to drift to the open sea,
The tides are eager ana swirl ana
strOrg,
Ard whisiling and free are the rushing
winds
Put. oh, to get back is hard and long.
Easy as told in Arabian tale.
30 free from his jar the evil spirit,
Till lie rises like smoke 10 stupendous
size
But, oh. nevermore. can we prison him
tight.
Easy as told in an English tale,
To fashion a Flankenstein body ana
soul.
And breathe in his bosom breath of
life
But. OH. we create what we cannot con-
troll
Easy to drift to the sea of doubt.
taSy to hurt what We cannot heal.
Easy to rouse what We cannot sOothe,
Easy to speak what we do not feel,
Lasy TO show what We ought to con-
ceal,
Easy TO think that fancy is fate,
And, oh, the wisdom that comes too late
Oliver Hacked.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
An Auburn Experiment.

1t looks as though Auburn will be
the Maine municipality to first give
the commission form of government 4
trial. a new charter modelled on the
DesMoines plan has been prepared, and
a public meeting to discuss the matter
will soon be held. Under the proposed
charter the government of the city ana
the administration of all fiscal, pru-
dental and municipal affairs would be
vested in a Mayor and council of two
members. to be known az councilmen.
These would have all the powers and
duties now exercised by the Mayor and
board of municipal officers. The Mayor
would receive $l,750 I. year, and the
councilmen $1,000. The municipal cleo
lions would then be held bienrial!y, on
the first Monday of January, when the
Mayor and two councilmcn would be
elected. The candidates to be voted
TOR would be nominated by 4 primary
election. this selection for the nominal
ton OF officers to be held on the second
Monday preceding the general munich
pal election. Any person desiring to
become candidate for the office of
Mayor or councilman would, at least
10 days before the primary election,
1le a statement of his candidacy with
the city clerk. In the selection of the
Mayor and two councilmen no atten-
ton viii be paid to ward lines The
holder of any elective Office may be re-
moved at any time by the electors. A
petition equal to at least Is per cent
OF the entire vote will be needed to de-
mand such removal. A method of re-
turning to the old charter after six
years trial Of the new one, is provided.
As there is no special need for haste
in superseding the long established
method of municipal government by
the commission plan, it might be well
for our local reformers to possess their
reforms in patience pending the result
of Auburn'S experiment.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

The largest playhouse in the United
states. outside of New York, is the
new Hippodrome. which was opened il
Cleveland on New Years eve. 1t
seats 1900 persons. and cost $1,000, 600.
Inc stage floor is in sections. operated
oy hydraulic lifts. and under it is a
4oS'ooo-gallon tank. for aquatic exhibit
mons The proscenium arch extends
lorty-four feet beyond the stage, and
acts as a megaphone. The stage is
ieo feet wide and 104 feet deep. The
house was built by local capitalists
and will run as an independent one,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

A Waterville Sentinel representative
succeeded in getting some booze" at
Rumtord Falls the other day-though
he could probably have secured il near
81 home-and devotes over four COL
nmns of space to the important event.
lie neglectS to state, however. whether
II was the same historic bottle of whis-
Key which the Democratic candidate
Tor Governor displayed at Rumfortl
rails when he spoke there in the 1906
CamraiSn.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

fhe Journal acknowledges with
grateful pleasure the arrival of the
World Almanac for 190S-one of the
country's most reliable and most used
reference books for the past 25 years
and this year bigger and better than
ever before. Its 1000 pages are filed
with thousands of facts and figures on
almost everything under the sun
office, the home and the school. 1t is 2
whole library in itself and no edito,
attempts to do business without il.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
The New York World in disnlav t,,r

The New York World in display tyne
editorials has already presented Gov.
johnson of Minnesota as western
candidate for the Democratic presiden-
tial nomination, and Woodrow Wilson
of Princeton University. as a southern
candidate. 1t now presents Judge
Gray Of Delaware as an eastern candi-
date. 1t all helps to entertain the
readers of that enterprising news.
paper and gives Bryan good laugh
which no doubt stimulates his dises.
lion and general enjoyment Of life.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
You Needn't,

You needn't keep on feeling dis.
tressed after eating. nor belching, nor
experiencing nausea between meals.
In other words, you needn't keen on
being dyspeptic. and you certainly
shouldn't.
Hoods Sarsaparilla cures dyspepsia
1t strengthens and tones the
stomach, perfects digestion, creates q
normal appetite. and builds up the
whole system.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

A Kansas paper speaks of a certain
bride as "ar interesting young lady -
Well, why not? Such an expression is
Welcome relief from the beautiful
and accomplished which usually does
duty on such occasions. Moreover. it
IS more truthful All brides are in
tereS:ing to somebody, but not all of
them are beautiful and accomplished
not by a long shot
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

In New York's recent Skyscraper fire
The water pressure. with the powerful
water towers doing their best, was
only sufficient to send 4 stream to the
10Th story. That is a cheerful con-
sideration for the owners and tenants
IL the 30 and 40 story structures.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
One Gift She Missed.

Sky ear-old Harry wanted to buy his
sister little birthday present. His heart
thrnhbed with joy 1T the thought. though
he had iE his pocket only IL cents. New
ertheless 4 week ahead of time he went
around to the shops and care back with
a very satisfactory look. His mother
asked him what he had bought.
Il got her & cream puff" he said.
Well. you know. Harry" said his
mother 'thot won't keep fresh for a
week.
'.rhat's what thought after 7 bought
it mother replied Harry calmly, and 50
ate il. -LadieS Homo Journal
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
The Arabian Horse.

TIE superiority of the pure-bloodel
Arabian horse consists not in his size.
nor in his speed. nor in his strength-for
in these respects he is eycelled by horses
of other breeds, but in his perfection of
form. symmetry of limb. cleanness IF
muscle, beauty of appearance. for en-
durarce of fatigue. for docility and in
tell2ence.-New York American.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
Reflections,

Callimny is only the noise of madinen
-n:oGcne&.
True bravery is shown by performing
without witness what one might be cap
able of doing before al. the world-La
RochefouCauld.
Follow clcse the fame of our fathers
Irish.
lV.-HOmer.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

New York is big city and as one
evidence Of this it is remarked that Its
budget increased sl3,OOO,00O last year
and its bonded debt $40 .OOO, 900, making
its Indebtedness now about 500, OO0,-
boo. The interest bearing debt of :he
United States is only $3.50. 900. 600.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

A Chicago philanthropist makes the
estimate that crime costs the people OF
United States $lOO,00O,0OO annually.
As it would be hard to figure out that
it Is paying investment, why not
abolish it?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

Professor Mosso has made discoveries
in Certe showing tn eextreme antiquity
of civilization in that island Four
thousand years ago the wasp" waist.
usually regarded as modern fashion,
was known to the women of Crete.
They compressed their waists and
wore stiffly spreading skirts The
women are shown to have turned-up
hoses and an audacious expression.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

At, this stage Of the game, Evelyn
thinks that the jury is made up Of
"much nicer men" than those selected
at the first trial.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

That job Of the Passamaquoddy In
dams in clearing up $4,000 in a single
season in Massachusetts for bounties
on seals killed in Maine waters, indi-
Gates that the simple aborigine is not
always so simple after all.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

According to the Boston Transcript,
"a Pittsfield man boasts q cat that is
old enough to vote" And now a lot
country are wanting to know how old
81 cat has to be in order to vote
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

Rev. Walter C. Beedy, native of
Madrid, and formerly, ere he Joined
the ministry. a blacksmith in Phillips
and kingfield FOR Is years. now q resi-
dent of Bingham. has acquired news
paper notOriety because one day re-
Gently when Thomas Reynolds, Il par
shiorer, was ill, the minister donned
the smithy toys and operated the
blacksmith shop very successfully for
the sick man
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

Sometimes it is not only the unex-
pected but also the impossible which
happens. A juror was summoned in
the Thaw trial who testified that it
was the first he had ever heard of the
case. Baltimore American.
1t seems pity that man so
fortunate as this one was, could not
have been left in peace.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

The Biddeford Record is inclined to
doubt the assertion that Hon. Asher
g. Kinds is the worlds greatest living
parliamentarian. but it will be some
time before it replies to the Portland
Press challenge TO name a greater
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

The historical muck rakers are now
busy trying To show that the hold of
The Muyhower contained more barrels
"f ale than spinning wheels and high
back chairs and that the Pilgrims
brcwed beer out of the first crop of
barley crown by them in this country.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

An analysis Of Col. Bryan's speech at
the Jackson day banquet in Chicago
shows that he did not once mention
Jackson. But he mentioned Bryan
MANI times.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

The snow will enable them to track
that mysterious varmint whose blood
curdling cries have kept East Auburn
and Turner awake at nights.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

The old puzzle about the age of Ann
is no longer in commission. The
puzzle what is Democrat" is lot
more complex and bewildering.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
Work and BustIe.

after all. Gepenu upon it, it is better
to be worn out with work in thrJnSed
annuity than to perish inactive i'll a
Stagn1nt solitude; take this truth into
consideration whenever you get tired Of
work and hustle. Airs. GaskelIs Life of
G. Braute
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

pr George Alexander. pastor of the
University Place Presbyterian church.
OF New York. acting president of lJnior.
college, has declined the permanent
presidency OF the institution He saws
he 1t too far on in life to hazard a step
demanding the Efforts CT younger and
more active man.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

Another 'freproof' skyscraper has
been burned in New York with loss
Of $4,000, 900 and several lives.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

II don't think the Christmas trade is
getting; to be what IL usually is"
'Ol., don't know: my wife il going tn
give ne Il dozen handkerchiefs for a sill,
umbrella, as usual. st. Louis Post Dis
patch.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
LIGHT AND AIRY.

M. Squiggs-iie made his money in
automobiles and football.
Miss De kellety-He doesn't look like a
sporting man.
MI Squiggs-No; he's a doctor-Chica-
go News.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

They are having discussion at
Rumford Falls as to the efficiency Of
the fire department. There is only
one way to make sure about it.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

According to the San Antonio
TeXas) Express, a man claiming to
be Henry Fielding OF Bangor is in the
Lone Star state for the purpose of
buying buzzartis to ship up here for
scavenger purposes. Henry tells Il
mighty good story and the Texas paper
appears to swallow 1t, but one of the
Bangor papers allows things that
must make the folks down there real
lze more than ever The saying that a
prophet is not without honor, save in
his Cwn country.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

Bath heard a pleasing rumor of Z
new hotel to be built by Portland par
ties, but denial comes from the Port
land end.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
Admonition.

Wherefore ever ramtle on"
For the Good is lying near.
Fortune lcarr to seize alone,
For that Fortunes ever here.
johann Goethe
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
Tuesday, January IA, 1908.

Mark Twain lost $4,000 in the New
York panic and as yet he has not been
able to see the joke in it.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

OF the four new editors elected to
the staff of the Bowdoin Quill, two are
WaldobOr boys, Dudley Hovey and
Jasper Jacob Stahl, both of 1909
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

His act is supposed to have been
due to dependency" frequently says
the account of a suicide. But was
ever a suicide due to cheerfulness?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

Not Il wheel turned nor an instru-
ment clicked on the whole Maine Cen
trail system at the hour of the funeral
of General Manager Evans.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

On one of those windy DAYS when
the dust blew SO hard. Bowdoinham
mar coming from Abbagadassett Point.
SAW Il strange sight. In the middle of
tEe road was a shorts bag of the kind
used for grain; this bag was whirling
IN the midst of the dust in a peculiar
laSlion. Now it whrled to one side of
the road was shorts bag of the kind
round in the middle of the dust storm.
and then slanetd off to the edge of the
woods road near by. 1t certainly acted
queer, this wriggling and squirming
bag. and the BOwdoinham man was
SIRE Ii was bewitched. Just as he was
ABOUT to turn and flee he heard an un-
mlstakable meow from the depths OF
tEe dancing bag. Cautiously untying
the string that tied the bag, he found
inside no less than seven very black
and very angry cats. He was quick and
time to get out. Taking the animated
bunch of kittens in his team he con-
tlnued his way toward the villege. He
had not gone far before he met the
owner of the cats. Fastening back in
search of his property. He had lost
them off and never knew it until he
was some distance away. The cats were
liberated and left to gain an honest
livelihood hunting the rats and mic5
that have their abiding place in the
| neighborhood of the mill.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

Jennie She's hOriid. That Wilson girl
has been saying that | paint
Clara-Don't you care. II she had yonr
compile Xion, maybe she'd paint, too st
Joseph News Press
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14

The port of Bangor closed January
9, the latest date on record.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-01-14
J Maine Gossip 4
The Cause.

The Cause.
Kerchoo, Eerchee!
His red eyes drip.
But silent lie.
1t is the grip.
His nose is red.
Eerchug! kerchoO.
lie feels half dead
And SO would you
Il, such a plight,
A woeful case.
His skin is tight
And flushed his face.
EerchCo. karchee!
Just hear him rip!
But silent be
1t is the grip.
kansas City Journal