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The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19
REMOVAL NOTICE.

I have moved my livery
business to the brick barn on
West Arrow street, formerly
occupied by VIM. Reid, where
I solicit a continuance of your
patronage and promise good
service and courteous treat
ment. When in need of any.
thing in my line telephone OF
call on me. IL
J.S.O'Bannon.
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19
Announcement

/ wish TO announce TO my
friends, acquaintance and the
people of Saline county, tina,
l have opened offices in the
Farmers Savings Bank Bldg,
rooms IA and Is, for the prac
tice of medicine and surgery,
Office phone 40, Res. phone
395. You s truly
j.. f. Connell.
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19
Kicked by q Mule.

Mrs. Robt. Driskell of south
of Blue LEX was kic.ed by q
young mule early Monday
morning on her right breast
and severely injured.
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19

able results Of my methods, y all these
things are worth your consideration 1
would be pleased to serve you when IN
need OF any thing pertaining to the vel
fare Of the EYES.
NO MONEY In advance, charges rec.
sonable. GOOD GLASSES sl.W and up
satisfaction guaranteed. Examinations
free. DR.. T.. 8. LEACH, Marshall, Mo.
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19
cAST0RIA
For Inhats anA OhildfA
The Kid yss nlve Auays Bought
s s::.: n: :. ZHzZzZM
At Sweet Springs.

The Knights and Daugh.
ters of Tabor will have their
Annual Sermon preached Sun.
day, June 21st, at M. E.
Church at go p. IN. by Rev.
II. J. Burton Of jefferson
City.
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19

N. Y. Journal: We left our
,sanctum at midnight, and on
our way, home we saw a young
lady and u gentleman holding
a gate on its hinges They
were evidently Indignant at
being kept out 30 late, ~ we
saw them bite each other
several times.
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19

"John," said "a newly NAV.
ried business man. "Yessir,"
responded the Office boy.
"Call up my wife every 10
minutes, and humble lovey-
dovey, tootsey.wootsey, about
seven or eight lines Ex.
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19
LISTEN LISTEN

IL HONESTY, strict
attention TO business,
an EXPERIENCE
gained from III years
Of busy EYE practice
in which time THOU
SANDS Of cases, em.
bracing every form Of
eye trouble have been
quickly cured, thou
lsands OF citizens from
Saline and adjoining
cheerfuly
testify 10 the remark
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19

EGsStivs Saturday June sth, the
chicago end Alton r.. r. will sell
wssk end tickses 70 Kansss City aud
rssurh Tor el.6o good on any train Up
- ven O'Clock h0udsy . M NO
Q. y, H4wthorns, Agent,
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19
Missouri Drummers Associa-
ton Meeting Mexico, Mo-, I.
July 1870.

For the above the Chicago and AL
ton will sell excursion tickets TO Msxi.
CO and return for e3.l4 July 1919 20.
Good till July 2lst.
0. E. Hawthorne, Agent.
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19
L POWERS FREE
Released After Being Held
Eight Years on GoebelI
Case.

-
publican thrice convicted for
completely in the sssassina.
u. n of Governor elect William
Goebel, in 1900. was pardon
ed this morning by Gov. vii.
son together with James
Howard, also held for com.
iplicity in the crime. Goebel
was shot when the fractional
f, fghtbetween Republicans and
Democrats in this state was
at white heat. Powers was
state secretary at the time
when an attempt was made by
the Democrats to seat Goebel
lover Taylor, the Republican
candidate. Powers bad been
in prison a little over eight
years.
Capt. Jackson Morris, as
! ~sistaut secretary Of state, and
son Of Judge Morris who pre-.
. sided at the last trial of Pow.
Iers arrived in Lexington this
morning with the pardon for
Powers. He went at once tn
the jail in Georgetown, &c.
companied by a score Of Pow.
iers' friends. A great crowd
gathered at the Jail TO greet
the prisoner when he stepped
forth into the sunshine again
at 10 o'clock.
James Howard was releas.
ed from the Penitentiary here
this morning and left for
Louisville.
Hundreds of thousands OF
signatures Of people O: all
parties and all sections were
%appended to the petitions that
poured in on Gov. Wilson and
for seve raj weeks that official
has been considering the case.
His decision was made known
to-day in tbs shape Of a for m.
al statement OF the facts and
his reasons therefor.
The campaign that ended
in the defeat of Goebe! at the
polls, the struggle incident
TO his Legislative contest
whereby he snatched the
lgovernorship from Taylor,
his assassination and the cam
paign of prescription waged
by his partisaps after his
death, were replete with dra
matte situations, and crowded
the stage with actors who
played important parts; but
!of all the participants, none,
not even GOebel himself,
focused public attention more
clearly than Caleb Powers,
the Republican secretary OF
state. Powers has been fight
ling with a halter around his
neck for eight years. During
all that time he has lain large
lily in the power Of his politi
cal opponents, the majority o.
those who were engaged il
prosecuting him being parts
JAMS of Goebel. These op
lponents were surrounded BY
la horde of witnesses an(
detectives, and backed by tn
1850, 900 reward fund whicI
1.-The Goebel Democrats in tn
Legislature voted from tn
public treasury to secure tn
conviction o. the murSerers
Four times Powers ha
been tried for his life, tn
last trial resulting in a hum
Jury.
At the hour Goebel was az
sassinated in FrankfOr,
Powers was some 200 mile
AWAY on a train bound fo
II nv -- -I--- L
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19
COUNTY NEWS
NELSON

Sunday night.
The Misses Montgomerys
returned 10 their homes at
Sweet Springs after a several
weeks visit at Mr.. and Mrs.
s. 6. Hanley's.
Rev. Brown gave q very
interesting talk on foreign
mission at the Presbyterian
church Sunday morning.
Frank Tabor Of Kansas
City in down for "A few days
vacation.
Some Of our people have
been viewing the high water
at Arrow Rock.
Joe Thorp and family, Aug.
Niemier and sister, Miss
Annie also her guest, Miss
Ethe, Donohue of Slater were
guests Sunday Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Wade Higginbotham.
Miss Mcclure Of Grand
Pass is visiting her brother,
L. +. Mcclure and family.
Miss Myrtle Cordry re
turned home last Friday af.
ter spending several days in
Copper county with relatives.
Several Of our farmers have
10, I good fields Of corn by
high water.
X. B. Thorp has been spend.
ing several days with G. Z.
Trout of Little Rock In the
interest Of his office rs treas.
ury.
Quite a crowd OF people
were in town Monday as Sat
nrday was too bad to venture
out.
Miss Priscilla Breathitt of
Kansas City has been with
her aunts for several days
since the death Of her sister
which occurred last week.
John Payne just completed
n grapitoid walk in front of
his residence which adds TO
its appearance very much.
There will be two weddings
in colored high life in our
town next week. Great pre-
parations are being made for
both occasions.
Lots OF fish are brought to
our town this week and every
one is enjoying a good fish
fry.
Ed Summers left Sunday
for "a visit 10 his father in ST
Louis.
Mrs. M. G.. McAlister and
daughter ha re been in the
country for a weeks stay with
her mother, Mrs. S. A.Town
send.
Miss Wayne Bell has been
a guest for several days OF
Miss Piles Of Wanamaker.
New boys arrived at the
homes OF Yves williams and
DR.. Mudd Sunday and one at
Smith Greene's Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Bur
ton OF Columbia are guests al
the 8. d. Cochran home neal
here this week.
John MCGUIRE the hustlinl
real estate and insurance maj
of Sweet Springs, was her.
Monday and Tuesday adjust
ing a loss at Robt. Bagnell'
and renewing some policies.
j. g. Rogers, of Dallas
Texas, is visiting Geo. A
Alexander a few days.
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19
See c. & A. Hand Bills

For particulars Of the 81. SO excursion
70 Kspsos City and return, Saturday
June q, 1908.
OE Hawthorne, Agent.
The Marshall republican., 1908-06-19

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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26
ATTENDS QUIET
TWINING-BRAINE WEDDING
Marriage in Grace Episcopal Church Is Very Simple, but Pretty One
in Accordance With Newark Brides Wishes.

and foliage. Her flowers were brides
maid roses.
Following the ceremony there was a
reception at the home of Miss Carter
for the family and a few intimate
friends. The bride is descended from
old colonial stock and is prominent in
exclusive society in this city and New
York. Mr., Twining is well known,
having formerly lived in Newark.
After a wedding trip Mr.. and Mrs.
Twining will make their home in this
city.
Among the recent engagements is
that of Miss Henrietta Grosch, OF
Belleville. to Vincent c. O'Hara. of
North Arlington. The wedding will
take place late in June.
One of the social events of the week
is the weekend house party to be
given by Miss Stella Watson. of Mil
ford avenue at the summer home of
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26
WOMAN THWARTS
ROBBERS IN FIGHT
FOR BANKS $4,000
Three Messengers Blinded and
Frightfully dubbed in Crowd
ed Ghetto Street.
Especial to the Evening start

f YORK, May 26-The efforts of
three robbers, who planned a dramatic
hold-up and came within an ace of
carrying out their designs in the heart
of the crowded Ghetto, were frustrated
by the pluck and courage of a young
woman.
The stake for which the robbers
played was $49. 900 carried in a satchel
and two money bags by Samuel Edel-
man, Joseph Velsor and Abraham
Stern, three messengers of the Jeffer-
son Bank. The attack was made at
East First street. near First avenue.
After they had blinded their victims
with pepper and cut and bludgeoned
them almost to death, and were zeal
to procuring the coveted money. the
I robbers We're suddenly attacked by
Mrs. Jauka Konkolniak, who had wit
messed the encounter from the restaur-
ant where she is employed. across the
street.
Her cries attracted a crowd. and two
Of the men got away, temporarily.
Edelman held on to the third one, while
the woman belabored the desperado,
and he, in turn, fought his captor.
When Edelman was too faint to keep
his grip, Mrs. Konkolniak chung to the
robbers coat until repeated hackings
from a knife at her wrist forced her to
release her hold. Then the robber ran
for two blocks, a crowd following. He.
dashed into the arms of a policeman.
He gave his name as Casino Rico
bono, a plasterer. OF 426 East Thir-
teenth street. Later the police placed
his father, Giovanno, and two broth
o~- Ar,tpytn ord Tar1aa n ,,nl1. -
rest. The mother is under surveillance.
Detectives say that the other two
desperadoes were his father and
brother.
The detectives believe that the three
men a knowledge of the movements
of the messengers furnished from an
inside source.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26

Just then a peremptory voice an
nouneed that the curtain was about to
rise, n away she flew. warbling to try
her voice as she vent. After the last act
| went back to congratulate, and found
her III tears of pleasure.
"Ah, they are so good to me-" she
cried, 80 many curtain calls and so
much sincere applause. l shall always
foYe Newark for this"
She is pretty much of a child, this
woman with a voice, and such a voice!
Mark my words, you viii see. or rather
hear her at the top before very long.
She is an American girl, too, with the
courage which is her birthright. and
when she does reach the final rung.
she will be able to say that it was
gained, not through favoritism, but
honest, untiring effort.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26
Grandfather an Actor.

Il haven't acted very much" Nine.
Helena continued in a d~eprecating tone,
but l find that, it to me easily.
You see, it's in my blood. Harry j..
Seymour, the actor, was my grand
father, so the right to act was born in
me. I've a little girl Z years old, who
1 imagine win be a singer when she
grows up"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26
BURGLARS CAREER GETS
7=YEAR INTERRUPTION.

Judge Ten Eyck, in the Court Of
Quarter Sessions. has disposed of a
number Of criminals. Charles Curtis, a
professional burglar, coming in for the
longest sentence-seven years in State
Prison.
Dinato Parcillio. who shot a fellow
countryman during a game Of 'tucco''
at so Garside street, got three years.
About sixty minor offenders were dis
posed of, ranging from probation SEN
fences to eighteen months in the peni-
Tertiary.
Mrs. Sally Jones. a negress, whose son
by her first marriage, Arthur Butler,
was placed on probation for two years,
created some commotion in the corri-
doris of the Court House by falling into
commissions when the sentence was inn
posed yesterday afternoon. She is now
in st. Barnabas's Hospital in a serious
condition.
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girl, this having to go abroad to find
anne so that her own country will
recognize her" this wonderful, and she
is nothing less, singer went on. IT'S
outrageous and cruel. Why, I've been
told time and again that my voice is
as good as that of n soprano who
ever walked across the stage of the
metropolitan Opera House, and yet |
cannot have a fair chance with the
best of them because Americans do not
know me. It seems that you have to
get d famous reputation, ticketed and
prominently marked first class before
you can think of trying to win favor or
ever a nance of favor with a New
York audience and it was q bitter
note which came into Madame's voice
as she reached for the red wig of Vic
-letta in la Traviata."
"Your voice is exquisite" l declared,
and I meant it. Where did you
stpdy?"
fright in New York, with Alberto de
Bassini I studied for six years before
] went on the stage. That was six years
ago, and I am still studying. You1know
I went abroad for three years, when l
found out that I'd just have to, if |
wanted to get anywhere. l sang in a
number of operas there, but 1t was
mostly concert work, and all the time l
studied. studied. until l wonder that l
have any brains left"
And still you study, do you not?"
Praised by Italians.
always. This isl the third time l
have played La T%raviata.' and the first
time l went on without a rehearsal. /
was handicapped by never having
learned the Italian language"
did they like your work in Italy?"
'I think they were more enthusiastic
there than. anywhere else. When they
would come to me after the perfor-
nance 1 would say that ! could have
lone better if 1 could speak their Ian
guage and they would always answer
that the words made no difference; it
was the voice that pleased. All, those
Italians, they are good, impulsive.
When they give praise you know you
have done well.
II want to succeed, l do, | do" Nine.
Helena cried a moment later, land they
lust cannot hold me back, if | have the
voice, can they? Do you know" and
she leaned forward confdentially, 81
met Hammerstein in Vienna. He
came back to talk to me, and told me
that he would engage me the following
fall. Then he became afraid. He said
the public of America would not ap-
preciate me unless l vas known. An
other year. and he said the same thing
Another year, and I'm home. prima
donna of a company for the first time.
And I'm just waiting for Hammer
stein to hear me and see me act.
This is not egotism," she added with
a smile, 'if it does sound like it. It is
confidence In myself, and belief in
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26

what people have told me about my
voice, and l know they would not all
say so much il they did not mean it.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26
BLOOMFIELD PERSONALS.

Smiley Rumph. of Willow street,
Bloomfield, has accepted a position in
Newton, Sussex county.
Mrs. John A. Cohane. of Monroe place,
has gone to Atlantic City for a week.
Jacob Hauch, of 81 Montgomery
street, Bloomfield, sailed today on the
steamship Kaiser Wilhelm for Germany,
where he will visit his mother, w ON he
mas not seen in eighteen YEAR,
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sr and
| ave-
primer
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26
FASHIONABLE assemblage wit

A FASHIONABLE assemblage wit
"A messed the marriage of Miss
Robreta Braine, well-known
society girl, and a niece of Miss Eliza
beth Carter, of 3s Oriental street, to
Charles Twining, of New York, in
Grace Episcopal Church at high noon
today. The marriage ceremony was
performed by the rector, the Rev. Ell
lott White. The marriage was very
simple, out of Difference to the wishes
of the bride. and her only attendant
was Miss Alice Kirkpatrick, of this
city. The best man was Harry Twin
ing, a brother of the bridegroom.
The bride was given away by her
brother, John Hamilton Braine. She
wore an empire gown of white satin,
trimmed with old family lace. Her veil
was also of old lace, a family heir
loom. The bridal bouquet was of bride
roses and lilies of the valley.
Miss Kirkpatrick wore a princess
lingerie gown owe white silk and a
white lace hat adorned with pink roses
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26

Miss Anna Colquitt, who will be one
of the Tune brides, is the guest of honor
at a bridge party today given by Mrs.
II. r. Townsend, of Boston, at the
home of her mother, Mrs. John Firth, of
Ridgewood road, South Orange. Five
tables are in play. and the guests in
clude the younger members of society.
An informal tea will follow the games.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26
NEIGHBoRs IN ROW

A row between Frederick k sr and
Rudolph Frabel. both of Wet | ave
niue. %Irvington. resulted in TN ormer
charging the latter with acN. In a
dlsorderly manner. The case will come
up before Acting Recorder Turton in
the Irvington Police Court Friday.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26

her parents in Denville. Miss Wat
sons guests will include Miss Lizette
Begerow, Miss Mildred Day, Miss Bes-
sic Ingram. Miss Edwina j. Ward,
Gerald Gregory, Percy Gregory, Cecil
Agate, and August Begerow, jr.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26
Nine. Edith Helena, Prima Dom
IA, Declares 1t Is Outra-
geOus and Cruel.
STUDIED SIX YEARS HERE:
GOT NO RECOGNITION
Despite Superb Voice, Trip to
Europe Necessary to Sat-
isfy Custom"
BY ADELINE STANLEY CARRIcK.

To TOP set # to 7
h a e to
fight every single
STEP" cried Nine.
f d / t h H elena,
prima donna of the
Italian Opera Com
pany, at the EN-
pire Theatre, in
discussing the at
titude of the Amer
public toward
own American
girls who try to
reach the heights
without going to
Europe to gain a
reputation.
do not
k n o W what it
means to be a DOOR
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26
= two Hours, Sole. Wednesdey. 10 to u o.cloek

This is my amt startling pppoiHon- AN ohrh give yu your choice of collection of about AOI
beautifully Trimmed Hats sMbe for street. dress and genera wear dm the most uptodae model and rl
styles many of which are ownd with u.s. and many also copies of fine foreign creations some
with flowers some with feathers some with combinations of flower and kaeS large hats &C.
medium sized hats mdsm small hats picked rom our regular stock of hats selling at $75o 80 for special y "
@mg Wedsiy1N ~ CLOCK at TIL. ridiculous price ABi
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-05-26

what people lave told me about my
voice, and l know they would not all
say so much il they did not mean it.
Gift from Queen sylvia.
Look at this ring" and she stretched
forth her hand. rs it not a wonder?
1t was given to me by Queen Carmen
Sylvia, after she had heard me sing
La Traviata.'"
Madame Helena is as simple and un4
assuming as If she were. not destined
to become one of the great song birds
of the country, and she is so sincere
and earnest in her desire to succeed
that you would find yourself wishing
that she would if you were sure she
had no voice at all. But she has. pure
and sweet n full, and seemingly COM
ing from her round. supple throat with
no more effort than 1t takes for you
to talk. or eat your lunch.
"What would be your advice to a
singer anxious to sing in opera ?" |
asked. This is a question which you
must never let slide.
"Welli' Madame deliberated, "if she
had the voice, I would say. try a week
in vaudeville If you can stand in front
of a plain curtain for fifteen minutes
and charm YOU audience. without the
assistance of a big orchestra, beautiful
costume n scenery and a capable
chorus to back you up: if you can win
our audience under such circumstances
have no fear about trying for grand
opera. You must have friends, money,
charm, brains and you must study aad
work, study and work all the time
How high do you reach2"
"A altissimo," she replied, with mod
est pride, "and al hold it, too"
| gasped.
The Idaho scimitar. [volume] (Boise, Idaho) 1907-1908, 1908-03-28
RAILWAY TIME TIA BLES

In EFFECT DECEMBER 7, 1907.

BOISE TO CALDWELL-Daiy.
Lv Bose-7OO *Sl5 93O *120O 115 $780, "35 $780,
6:15, 7.3O, +S.45, 1000 D. m.
Lv Eagle-73O s845 1000 ills a. M $780, LAS, $780, *415
$50, 6.45, 800, 1915 1880 p. m. .
1903, s. 49, 1888, l048 p. m.
Lv Mddeton-8i1 1926 1o4 IL Sill, 226 SAL 1856
Arr Cad%es $50 *g45 ifOo a. m P I25 245 co. 1918
$50, 745, 600 $40 Is, 100 p.
CALDWELL TO BOISE-Daily.
Iv Caldwe*6SO AS 9O0 80 1245 ~ co. 315
400, *545, zoo, S.l5 $50 D. N.
Lv Mddleon+64S sos 918 *1033 1148 103 *218 $685.
Lv sar-*2 S27 942 *1o57 a. M 1912 1877 *24s S57 512
*6.27, 742, S57, 1912 p. m.
Lv Eagle-730 845 1000 *l15 $780, 145, $780, 415
$50. *645 500 9.15. 10 80 m.
Bosses 915 1890 I'll 1O0 215 $3.50 445 GEO.
*7.15, $780, 945 HOO Pm
Baggage and Express Trains
Connections are made at Middleton with all trains OF the
Idaho Northern Railway and Caldwell with all day
trains of the Oregon Short Line.
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FRAGMENTS of Fun

Batter.
"He has a motor tongue"
"What do you mean?
"Oh he's always running other people down."
-Pck-Me-Up
"To what do attribute your success as a monarch?"
After moments thought the European ruler
replied:
Star.
"Hes only g1azier, but he's genius in his way"
"Indeed"
EYES, he has infinite capacity for taking panes !"
The Circle.
"This is an age of STEEL" said the after dinner
speaker.
Permit me to suggest" interrupted the chairman
courteously chat for the benefit of the reporters
present you spell that last philadelphia Led
ger.
Mrs Givem-Can't husky man like you find
work?
Weary Willie-Lady, jest look how hard it is
for the President to find suitable job when he
gets out-New York Sum-
IeaCher-4 Our have named all QO1neSt1C animals
save one 1t has bristly hair, it is grimy, likes
dirt and is fond of mud Well, Tom?"
Tom (shamefacedly) -"That's me."-Chicago
Tribune --~~--~-~-~, --~
'In the struggle for liberty" shouted the long
haired anarchist you will always find me- brothers,
in the van"
Sure said the doughty policeman as he pulled him
into the patrol-Baltimore American
20, yes, I understand the game now" exclaimed
the girl in the grand stand, beaming on her escort
with glad smile. "The you call the umpire says
something and then everybody yells at him. It's very
simple"-Chicago Post
Mistress-"Sarah Jane, what has happened!
Sarah Jane-"O num- I've fallen down the stair
and broken my neck"
Mistress (frm1y )-"Well Whatever you've brok-
en-, it'll be deducted from your wages" Sydney
Bulletin
Can you give my son position?"
"What can he do ?"
Nothing"
well I'm sorry, but our board of directors is
full."-Judge
Her (sighing)-"Oh, met such lovely polite
to-dayp'
Him-"Where that?"
Heron the parade. must have been carry
ing my umbrella care1essly, for he bumped his eye
into it. And I said, Pardon me- and he SAID DOM
mention it have another eye left k-Me-Op'
81 was going to give Jinks little friendly advice
this morning"
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