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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
The Uses OF a Husband.

Nira, the Morses's sable cook announc-
ed to her mistress that she intended 10
be married the next week. Mrs. Morse
was filled with regret "Oh, Vira," she
cried, Il was afraid William would per
Suade you at last! You said you'd never
leave us
why, | isn't gwine to Ieabe You.
money, and Vira patted the shoulder og
ner young mistress in a comforting way.
Jes nachel.y marrying dat William
now to keep him from FOSTERING NE,
hes been roun' too much lately, an yet
II / cas- him off, he'll get into mixtrious
eompny. Is marrying dat boy to sabe
Yes" said Mrs. Morse, somewhat re-
assured by Yira's tone. but slightly be
wildered. nevertheless, Y know it viii be-
hne thing for him. Yira, but won't il.
want TO take you awayf"
W har he get de moffey?'' INQUIRED Vi
"a, returning to her work Of beating eggs
With renewed yigor. rs sabel de mon
eF 10 his honeymoon trip. and Is got
MS plans all laid out 70 him. He's got
a ticket out to Californy an TO bring my
ote farder hack Eas': an den is gwine
SEND him down Souf To- nv sister. an
"eh up IN Canady TO my brudder an
When he gets dat family all rounded NJ.
an mas 70 sGppu't 'em mostly. you fink
ne ewine be in a hurry to hab me to
sulpo { honey F'--Youth's Companion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
Ingenious Indigencv.

MY boy" says the FIRST wayfarcr.
I've hit on a scheme that guarantees
me square meal and possibly some
clothes at any mouse | care to strike"
What do you dor asks the second
wayfarer. YEARLY biting into a co.d-meat
sandwich
Il throw away my hat run through
couple of bushes to get my clothes
mussed mp. then go m 20 the freuf door
and tell the lady Of the house Tn a
racing balloonist that has lust descended
ia the woods. ~ Success Magazine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
A Circulation's Funeral.

AT the unwilling of Robins bust of
Henley in Westminster abbey" said
New York editor, "a number of good
stories were told about the poet.
II. g. Wells praised Henley's conduct
Of The New Review OF course. this
periodical failed. yet il was undoubtedly
the best edited magazine of the last cen
tury, Ia it Henley introduced to the
world new writers of such distinction as
Joseph Conrad Kenneth Grahame. w.
Il. Yeats. Mr.. Wells himself and so on
One day as MIR. Wells and Henley
stood in the office of the magazine. dis
cussing rather sadly its gloomy pros
poets. funeral went by with slow pace
Henley looked ont of the window and
looked at the funeral anxiously. Then
he turned to his companion and said
with Il worried frOwn:
Can that be our subscriber?' -
Washington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14

He-That man worked hard and indus
triously, and is one of the richest men
in the city. He came here years ago
without shirt to his back and now he
has millions
Indeed! How many does he wear
ut one time, pray!
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
ruhnt nnfsntctl Nanoleon.

German and a Scotchman argued
yer the battle of Waterloo ln 'slaSsoN
~ is,tai,,ed that the battle would have
n5eS Inherently but fer the timely ar
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
To Be Exact.

What's that sign you're making
there?" asked the grocer
Fresh eggs, " replied the new clerk.
- m! Make it read, Fresh laid eggs
while you're about it,"
What for? Everybody knows the
eggs We're fresh when they were hid"
Just so, and that's all it's safe for us
to say about them. Catholic Standard
and Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
Isn't This Inc. !?

There was an old lady in Me.
Who built many castles In Spe.
Which she vowed she would see
When they let her go free
From the hospital for the inse.
Lipplncott's.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
A Compromise.

Oldfashioned Father tsternly)-Can
your prospective wife make up a good
batch Of bread?
Truthful Son diplomatcallyl-W oil,
she can handle the dough all right Bar
timore American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
Affinity.

1t is clear they were made for each other;
What else can a kind fate intend?
For, just TO the penny, his salary
Is the limit of what she can spend.
Lippincott's.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
seeing .fe Pclnt.

1T is d mistake" said the man in the
plaid suit, Ito say that we English do
not enjoy a joke
II should think" answered Miss Cay
ennc that you would enjoy joke very
much; il is so seldom you see one. -
Washington Star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14

"A portable army outfit for water
stefllizlng was turned over to the Unit
Ju states government in August. II
ueS capacity under test Of 400 gallons
OF water per hour.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
Why They Roared

The Ormond beach was gay.
What are the wild waves saying?"
inquired the girl.
From their sullen roar he answered,
lit is probable that they are merely re
iterating the general kick against the
high prices that prevail here.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
What It's Coming To.

Have you known him longY"
oh, yes; we were millionaires togeth-
err
in the circle in which they moved, any.
thing under a billion was comparative
poverty.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
Not the Kind He Wanted

skins" ""' ~"
'YesE''
i, But he didn't find any until his ia
ther had finished with MIN. Harper's
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-02-14
Very Kind.

me young husband looked up. little
obviously from the household accounts.
5y the way he. asked, how are You
oh delightfully."-" The bride ra1Iisd
lie IS the NEST generous man! Do vor,
know. Harold. whenever | orar n q.
pound turkey, he sends ore weighing n
or - pounds nj leastT"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06
THE FAILURE OF THE COURTS.

The failure thoughnes the enforcement of
public and William H. Taft
the Republican Presidency fallen
fae short of conditions article contributed to
the North American points what
the American departing what should the plain duty
of giving speedy justice dvOn of their time to split
ting legal hairs working out technical puzzles and enforcing rules which outside
courtroom would be regarded gagy absurd for sensible to dis
much less allow themselves be guided by.
his article Review address
made by him Civic April Mr. Taft
in part
gants
lawyers lawyers
it lawyers judiciary committees the legislatures draft the codes
Of procedure it frequently happens that the motive for the
making possible not
the interest of the lawyers for the present conditions of delay in the courts
lead arbrat yield unjust claims
rather than to themselves to the strain and expensive burden
long drawnout
my opinion securing expedition disposition
the forming the procedure by rules
of imposing them the obligation adopt rules making the course
@twhen criminal and the assertion of
public right which have direct bearing the welfare of the whole
people than the settlement private rights the injurious delays caused bhe
accentuated
anime the statistics of this country and consider the relatively small
prosecutions the
civilization Some of
enen gucky the American people, absorbed their
affairs realizing this tremendous evil exists the community
jury system the
individual possible but necessarily causes
delay The enforced by the Federal Constitution although
notr many of
eneeding necessity these constitutional rric
o essential under form of government to the of the
liberty OF which the Legislature,
means - ] [ la Who take ADVANTAGE Of evev technical necessity
presented by obtaining Of
delay in bringing charged with crime toSice u his ultimate
with the right the public punished
which is
the jury feel its obligation the
N !
provided legislative
opportunity prog
bearing
a
aeutal really guilty Of result could hardly be OBJ
skilled
the minds the destroy their of proportion and to make
which would
absurd =
of
homcides ynhn
daily indictments,
to in
AS
uniformity, present.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06
THERAPION

is sold by the principal Chemists throughout
the world. Price in England 2/9 and 4/6.
Purchasers should that the word '"Thera-
pion' appears British Government Stamp
Gin white letters a red ground) affixed 10
every package by order of His Maiestys Hon.
Commissioners. and without which it is q
forgery.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06

The bargains offered by L. B. Kerr
Co, Ltd, during the sessions when
the Rosenberg goods are being sold are
unprecedented. and the success of the
sale is phenomenal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06
THE FLEET AND THE COLONIES.

coming colonial
the
the Sydney Herald attaching much it that that journal
publish
Australia
condition
pbicis referring this
editorial warning He said:
evident will sounded necessarily
to
N
the virtually
is will
established
watched
all probability withdrawal of the British baesps
Pacific
'Surey
community territories which only made
all without community naked OF sell defence that
history alarms there
naval
the of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06

ships the bleships Maine Alabama
we'll Honolulu they
the them port they
four to
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06

of
will happen
baIli tickets sent them9
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06
Hawaiian
Souvenir
Purses
SO cents

We have just received the first ship
ment of what we think will be the best
SOC seller of all the many moderate
priced Hawaiian Souvenirs. This is a
two-pocket Shield Purse, with hand
strap for women and plain for men.
The front shows the Hawaiian coat
of-arms with motto, the under flap an
American flag. the outer flap the word
Aloha" and the rear the Kameha-
meha statue, ali in relief. The leather
is strong, durable calf, natural color.
Besides being a handsome souvenir,
this purse will be much used locally,
its shape, utility and artistic finish all
combining to make it an ideal purse
for daily use.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06
SELF CURE NO FICTIONI

MARVEL UPON MAXWELL NO SUI
FERER NEED NOW DESPAIR, but without
running doctors bin falling into the deep
ditch of quackery, may safely, speedily, and
economically cure himself, without the knowl-
edge of second party. BY the introduction
# the New French Remedy. THERAPION. a
complete revolution has been wrought in this
department of medical science, whilst thou.
sands have been restored to health and happi-
ness who for years previously had been merely
dragging out a miserable existence
THERAPION No. 1 in a remarkably short
time, often few days only, effects a cure
superSeding injections. the Of which does
ureparable harm by laying the foundation of
structure and ,her serious diseases
THERAPIoN No. ,, for impurity of the
blood, scurvy, pimpIes spots, blotches pains
and swellings of the joints, gout, rheumatism
secondary SYMPTOMS. etc. This preparation
purifes the whole system through the blood
and thoroughly eliminates all poisonous matter
from the BODY.
THERAPTON No. 8. for nervous exhaus-
ton, impaired vitality. sleepiessness and all the
distressing consequences of dissipation worry
overwork. etc. 1t possesses surprising power
n restoring strength and vigour to the de
Initiated
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06

a
to have
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-07-06
THERAPION

is sold by principal Chemists throughout the
world. Price in England 2f9 and 40 In
ordering state which of the three numbers re-
quired, and observe that the word "Therapion''
appears on British Government Stamp lin
white letters red ground) affixed to every
package by order of His Majesty's Hon Com
mlssIOners. and without which il is q fnrcerz-
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1908-08-19

Continued on Page Eighty
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1908-08-19
.H0RR|FY|NG SIGHT GRttTS
RtSCU|NG PARTY
Entering the Mine They Found
Eighteen Bodies. All Horribly
Mutilated. the Heads and
Limbs Blown OF BY
the Explosion

Wigan, England. Aug. 19.-It is not
believed that a single man OF the sew
enty miners entombed by the explo-
sion, which occurred yesterday in the
Maypole coal mine here, survived the
disaster.
The four men reported rescued yes
terday were engaged In the adjoining
building. The ventilating fan, which
was put out of order by the explosion,
was repaired this morning and the
mine having been cleared Of gas, the
rescue party again descended.
The sight which met their eyes was
horrifying. Not far from the bottom
of the shaft, Is bodies were found, all
frightfully mutllated. legs and arms
blown off, and heads battered almost
beyond recognition.
The management OF the mine de-
clares that between 60 and 20 men
were underground at the time of the
explosion, and there is no hope that
any may be brought up alive. Women
and children remained at the pit head
all night and refused to believe the
hopelessness of waiting.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1908-08-19
DUTCH MAY SPANK
PRESIDENT CASTRO
Cabinet Meets and Agrees on Plan of
Action For the Future.

The Hague, Aug. 19.-After a nine
hours session, during which the dis
pute between the Netherlands and
Venezuela was canvassed in all Its
phases the cabinet dispersed shortly
after midnight, and the foreign min
lister called On the queen to inform
her of the result of the council. The
terms of the Netherlands In answer to
a letter of Castro were fully discussed
and it is understood that the actual
text as well as the broad lines of ac-
ton were drawn up to meet any pos
sible eventualities agreed upon.
In diplomatic circles the view is en-
tertained that the present difficulties
between Holland and Venezuela are
different from the disputes of other
nations with Venezuela. In these cases
the governments sought satisfaction
for claims, but Holland had no claims.
The present situation Is considered
cne of society and national honor The
matters are not so susceptible OF So
luton as by arbitration.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1908-08-19
Delegate Andrews Speech
Accepting Nomination

Mr.. Chairman, Delegates and Eel
low Republicans:
~ claim no greater credit than that
of duty performed to the best of my
ability. You evidently believe that
have tried to do right with the people,
and that l cndcavorcd to be faithful
to the great trust that you have con-
fided in me for a third time.
Greater praise and greater honor
no man can aspire and my gratitude
TO You, TO the people, win be my In
spiration for still greater effort.
promise that whatever strength
have. whatever influence L can bring
TO bear, whatever effort 1t Is possible
for me to make, shall be for the bene-
fit of this great commonwealth, the
grandcst I'm the Union. am convinced
that | will not be called upon, even
though elected i'm November, to take
my seat In Congress In December,
1909, for by that time the Republican
party will have redeemed IT'S pledge
for the immediate admission of New
Mexico statehood. But In the mean.
time, the confidence you have just now
expressed i'm me will encourage me I'm
the work of securing for the future
sunshine state, the greatest possible
material benefits that can be bestowed
under an enabling act, grants of land,
of money, of federal concessions.
"Nor will 1 neglect, because of this
important work, the demands of any
Constituent, be his cause great or
small, be he Republican or Democrat,
or of any party, no matter what his
creed, nationality or nativity. 1t Il
proper to call the attention of our
people to the liberal pension policy Of
this administration and to say that
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1908-08-19

great courtesy in complying with my
requests regarding pensions has been
extended 10 me, and through me to
many veterans In our territory by the
honorable. the commissioner of pen-
sions. 1 have deemed IL u privilege to
pay prompt and careful attention To
every request made of me by veterans,
their widows and orphans
understand, L have not secured the
pensions, they are granted TO all en-
titled to them by law, but have left
nothing undone at any time TO accei-
crate the action of the pension bureau
and many pensions have been granted
with n very short space of time aft
er applications have been made as
many veterans will bear me out, thus
beneiiting those 80 justly entdlod TO
the nations bounty.
This is q Republican year, thanks
TO the ability of the magnificent
statesman i'm the White House, thanks
to the invinciblity of the Republican
candidates for the presidency and
vice presidency; thanks to the faithful
administration Of the government by
the Republican party. New Mexico
VIII be no exception to the common
wealths strongly anchored In the Re-
publican harbor and look forward to
u splendid victory at the polls on No
yember 3 next, for the national, the
territorial, the Legislative and the
county tickets.
"Gentlcmen: A long pun, strong
pull, all together, and by hoolxy, we
will beat them, morse, foot and drag
ons. Thank you again for the great,
the magnificent honor bestowed upon
me by you, and may my deeds prove
much more eloquent than any woris
could possibly be-"
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1908-08-19
BENEFIT CONCERT
FOR CATHOLIC CHURCH

A concert for the benefit of the I'M
II aculate Conception church building
fund will be given Thursday evening.
August 20, in ST. Marys school hail.
The program is as follows:
Part 1.
Chorus, Bridal Chorus" from THE
Rose Maiden" ................
Immaculate Conception Choir.
Quartet, The Harp That Once
Thro Tara's Halls ...... Moore
Misses NJ. Maher. S. Maher. NJ.
80. NJ. kirkpatrick, A. Korber. ....
Alto solo. "a Dream. j. c. Bartlett
Miss Stella de Tullio.
Recitation ..,..............
Miss Mayme Kelly.
Soprano solo, My Lover Is a Sailor
Lad" ................ Scheiffarth
Miss Anna Korber.
Chorus, Boat Song" ..........
Immaculate Conception Choir.
Duet, Two Merry Girls. -. Glover
Misses L. Coleman and S. de Tulllo.
Piano solo, "serenade," from Don
Mr.. e. G. Conroy.
Male quartet, ''The Fall OF the
Bachelors Club" .......... Smith
Aessrs. II. Asselin, b. Apodaca,
-. e. J. Maher, e. Conroy. ... -.
Piano duet I'll Trovatore". Verdi
Misses A. Shinlck and A. Korber.
Part 2.
Chorus, "Come Where My Love Lies
Dreaming ..................
Immaculate Conception Choir.
Soprano solo, True Heart OF Mine"
MnFlO-lfRlI
Miss Lucy Coleman.
Quartet, "Blue Bells OF Scotland"
'''..s... II. Scnllllng g
Mesdames Schlnick and Davis,
Misses Korber and De Tullio.
Plano solo, Martha. Sidney Smith
Miss Armida Schinick.
Duet, might in Venice. ..... .Arditi
Mrs. Schlnick and Miss Coleman.
Recitation. ''The Raven" .......
Mrs. Conley.
Soprano solo. "I Lightly Fly. Ardlti
Miss Elvina Letarte.
Duet, Home TO Our Mountains".
'.'''''''' '''s.... ......'.'. Nerul
Mrs. Schinick and Mr.. Kelly.
Chorus, 'Too Whit. Too Whoo"...
'.'...........,... Alfred Celliel
Immaculate Conception Choir.
Accompanist, Miss Armlda NJ. Schin'
lex.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1908-08-19
NEGROES FRIGHTENED
WHEN TROOPS LEAVE
SPRINGFIELD
Withdrawal of Two Regiments
Today May Result In Fur
ther Trouble In
Illinois.
OFFICERS BELIEVE RACE
WAR IS ENDED
Ample Protection to Law Abiding
Citizens Is Offered by Soldiers
Yet Remaining in the City
They Say and Anticipate
No Riots.

Springfield, Aug. 19.-With the de-
parture of two regiments of infantry
and with the beginning of the grand
jury investigation of the recent riots,
this city saw the first steps taken to-
wards a resumption of normal condi-
tions The first and fourth regiments
which together with the eighth are
scheduled to participate in the regu-
lar army maneuvers at Fort Benjam-
in Harrison. Indianapolis. early next
month, were the organizations to be-
gin the evacuation of the capital.
Riots are still threatening in certain
portions of the community and it is
practically certain that a portion of
the troops here, probably cavalry,
Will be retained in service for some
time. 1t was also announced today
that the third and fifth regiments will
depart tomorrow. This will reduce the
militia force here to about 1900 men,
an ample number the authorities be-
lieve, to handle the situation. The re-
duction of the forces will save the
state about $40 900 day, 1t is stated.
News of the departure OF the troops
was carried to the so-called bad lands
and the respectable negro settlement
oy Associated Press correspondents,
Some were excited by the tidings, and
some appeared hopeless and weary
of the struggle. Some, in tired voices,
said they would wait and see what
happened and others declared their
intention of leaving the city. With
scarcely On exception they expressed
the opinion that trouble would follow
the withdrawal of the troops.
The officers to whom the feelings OF
the negroes were related, expressed
The opinion that the fears OF the latter
were almost groundless and due to the
experience through which they had
passed. rather than to actual condi.
tions at present. The force remaining
in communication with the police and
deputies, will, they say, be ample &c
protect every law-abiding citizen.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1908-08-19
LENGTHY RESOLUTIONS ENDORSE GOOD WORK OF
DELEGATE AND POINT TO GOOD GOVERNMENT

administration of Governor Curry Commended and the Pre-
dlCtOn Made That With Republican National Admins
traon Continued In Office New Mexico viii Become a
State Without Further Deldy-ReSOlutonS Adopted De-
mandlng That Changes be Made in Several Existing
Laws for the Welfare of the Territory. Which Under
Statehood Will Become One of the Greatest Common
WedllhS in the United States.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1908-08-19
DEMOCRATS TO FORCE
JOHNSON into RACE
lie Declines But No One Else is Avail.
able For the Honor.

Minneapolis. Aug. 19.-Notwlth-
standing Governor Johnson's repeated
declaration that he would not be Q
candidate for denomination, which
statement is coupled with a threat
that he will not accept II the con-
vontion disregards his declaration, the
probabilities are that the convention
OF Democrats which assembled today
would ignore the governors wishes.
Yesterday when told he might be
nominated despite his protests, john
soG said that II he was nominated the
ticket would be without a head for he
would not lift a finger to further the
candidacy. 1t was thought that this
emphatic declaration had It's effect
and that Mayor Armson of Saltwater
would be the nominee.
Armson stated this morning, how
ever. that under no circumstance
would he be a candidate, and he con-
siGered it Johnson's duty to make the
race even at a personal sacrifice. Con-
gresham Hammond, who was also
strongly mentioned, has declined to
iun and with Armson and Hammond
both out 1t loked today as though the
only course for the convention was to
nominate Johnson and take chances
on his acceptance.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1908-08-19
THIRTEEN MEN HURT
P1 AN EXPLOSION

Detroit, Aug. l9.-Thirteen men
were seriously injured. six probably
fatally, today in lower Detroit river
when a charge OF dynamite exploded
under the drill vessel Destroyer, which
had been working on the new Liv-
ingston channel. The day shift had
started TO clean out the hole over
which the drill lay, preparatory to a
blast, when the charge left in the hole
by the night shift exploded.