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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1908-11-06

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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1908-11-06
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1908-11-06

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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
KEEPING LINGERIE IN ORDER.
Have Separate Compartment for Each
of the Articles.

Can any girl imagine anything more
attractive than to pull out bureau
drawer and see nice little stacks of
dainty white lingerie, with their pretty
little ribbons tied in neat bows? There
Is something about dainty lingerie that
appeals to every girl. No matter how
careless she may be in other matters
of dress, when it comes to undercloth-
ing she is generally neat and dainty.
OF course, to keep lingerie requires,
like everything else, time and trouble.
but ask any girl If ii is not worth de-
voting an hour or two every week,
and I am sure they will all answer
Yes" A neat way is to keep a little
box, either fancy or a plain one, and
divide 1t into three or four small COM
yartments, marking them corset GOV.
ars," "petticoats," etc.
Each week when the clothes go to
the laundry take out the ribbon, roll 1t
neatly on a piece of cardboard and put
in it's respective compartment.
If the ribbon is bit soiled It is the
question of a few minutes more to
wash it out; 1t is not necessary to iron
1t. When the wash comes back 90 to
the box and get each ribbon from its
own compartment.
Fold the garment and put 1t in the
drawer under all the others, as II this
is not done 1t will be found that the
two or three on top will soon wear cut,
as the ones below are never used.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
FOR THE MORNING
PRETTY BREAKFAST CAPS NOW
MUCH WORN.
Becoming Adjournment for the Head Be-
fore the Hair Is deliberately Made
Up-Lace and Ribbon the
Materials Used.

Pretty and becoming as we're many
of the old-time nightcaps, the break
fast caps of to-day, built on much
the same lines, are even more fasci-
mating. For breakfast in bed or even
In ones own boudoir a dainty cap of
lingerie lace and ribbons is an at
tractive complement to the robe of
embroidered crepe or satin, whether
or not 1t Is fashioned of the same
material as the negligee gown with
which 1t is worn. To don early in
the morning before the hairdresser
has appeared little cap of this sort
is almost necessity, while to put on
before there has been time to dress
the hair properly for the day, with all
Its combs and puffs, the cap will
prove so intensely becoming as to
cause all possible defects to be at
once disguised. ~ So.
There are many models from which
to select in the breakfast caps, all
more or less elaborate and all some
what difficult to make up without a
model to copy piece by piece, but for
the ambitious nothing is impossible
Many models are made like the ma
iority of infants caps, only of course
more elaborate, with large ribbon
bows and soft ruchings and ruffles of
lace.
Perhaps the easiest model of all to
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12

make up and one of the most at
tractive and becoming has a soft Tam
o. Shanter crown with a wide lace
rufiie all around and large butter.
fly bow of bright-colored satin ribbon
just in the center of the front.
Two and three-quarters yards of val.
enciennes edging six inches In width
are required for the ruffies, and the
center or crown may be of plain or
candle, of embroidered batiste OF all
over and lace, or il the lace cannot be
matched in an allover design the
crown may be formed by joining to-
gether strips of insertion. The CEN
ter or crown must be cut round and
measure Is inches in circumference.
The joining of the rufile to the crown
can be hidden by tiny ruching of net
or lace or by a twisted roll of narrow
ribbon, ending in two or more rosettes
In the front of the cap. In the back
the full width of the lace Is allowed
in the ruffle, but In front a four-inch
ruffie will be sufficient to fall becom-
ingly over the pompadour, the width
being of course graduated easily be-
tween front and back.
A breakfast cap Is Of course most
attractive when made of the same
lace with which the neglige is
trimmed, but this is not obligatory,
and the ribbons will always emphasize
the color and style Of the costume.
II tiny rosettes used In profusion are
most becoming they must, of course,
be employed, whereas where height or
breadth are desired the wide satin
ribbon may be wired so as to stand
up well in place. A large fiat bow of
pink, blue or mauve satin ribbon, ar
ranged in the center of the soft crown,
will perhaps give just the necessary
lines, but the color, kind and style of
ribbons must always be left to be de-
cided by individual taste, as by no
means can the most satisfactorily be-
coming effects be obtained.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
THE DOCTORS GIFT.


We usually expect the doctor to put
as on some kind of penance and give
us bitter medicines.
A Penn. doctor brought a patient
something entirely different and the
results are truly interesting.
1.-TWO years ago." writes this pa.
tient, II was a frequent victim of
acute Indigestion and biliousness, be-
ing allowed to eat very few things.
One day our family doctor brought me
q small package, saying he had found
something for me to eat, at last.
"He said 1t was food called Grape
Nuts, and even as its golden color
might suggest, 1t was worth Its weight
in gold. l was sick and tired, trying
one thing after another to no avail,
but at last consented to try this new
food.
well! It surpassed my Doctors
fondest anticipation and every day
since then / have blessed the good
doctor and the inventor of Grape
Nuts.
Il noticed Improvement at once and
in months time my former spells Of
indigestion had disappeared. In two
months I felt like a new man. My
brain was much clearer and keener,
my body took on the vitality of youth.
and this condition has continued"
There's a Reason" Name given by
Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich. Read
The Road to MELVILLE" In pkgs.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
THREE CURES OF ECZEMA.
Woman Tells of Her Brothers Terrible
Suffering-Two Babies Also Cured
--Cuticura Invaluable.

"My brother had eczema three diff
ferent summers. Each summer 1t came
out between his shoulders and down
his back, and he said his suffering
was terrible. When 1t came on the
third summer, he bought box Of
Cuticura Ointment and gave IL faith
full trial. Soon he began to feel better
and he cured himself entirely of &C.
zema with Cuticura. A lady in In
diana heard of how my daughter,
Mrs. Miller, had cured her little son
of terrible eczema by the Cuticura
Remedies. This lady's little one had
the eczema so badly that they thought
they would lose 1t. She used Cuti-
cura Remedies and they cured her
child entirely. and the disease never
came back. Mrs. Sarah Il. Lusk. Cold.
water. Mich, Aug. Ii and Sept. 2. 1907
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
The Japanese Towel.

American women have liked the lit.
tie Japanese towels ever since they
were introduced in this country. This
homely necessity is homely only In
its usage, for the prints are pretty, re-
sembling some splendid stencil effects
II number are whipped together they
make the neatest kind of couch
cover; two serve for roomy pillow
cover; one folded makes a laundry
bag; they are neat for the dresser,
washstand or buffet. The towel is a
gard in length and Is inches In width
rhe material looks like good quality
~ cheesecloth, and the stencil effect
is made in blue, green and red and
often little black is seen. One can
get them in the department stores,
but they can always be purchased In
any of the Japanese departments.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
JUDGING BY THE RESULTS.
Villagers Conversion Had Not Been OF
Great Avail.

Elm our business we get many doubt
full compliments" said Col. John f..
Bishop, deputy surveyor of the port,
the other day, "but do not think
ever received compliment such as
sy grandfather got down in my native
state of Tennessee. My grandfather
was minister and | was very small
boy when we both strolled down the
road one day. One of our fellow viii
layers came along toward us.
"'Good morning. said the villager,
who apparently had looked upon the
cup. T-sh conver-hic-ted, parson,
he stamihered with difficulty. An
twashyou-hic--that con--hic-con.
verted-hic-me.'
"'That must be So replied my
grandfather, for it's certain the AL.
mighty had nothing to do with your
conversion New York Evening
Telegram.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
The Son of Ham.

During a revival in Texas" said
Philip r. Bangs of Toledo. O., his turn
for a story having come. "a negro was
reputed to have had visions about
Heaven and hell. His boss called him
up and Intercepted him as 70 what
he saw In both places, and first as to
what the white men and darkies were
doing in Heaven. Lord, boss, the
white men was all a-tilting back in
their chairs, with their heels on the
banisters, a-smoking cigars, and the
niggers was down on their knees a.
shining up their golden slippers Then
as to what was going on at the other
place. EFF you believe me, boss, every
single white man had niger In his
hands a-holdin' him up between him
and the flames Washington Her.
aid
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
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Daily exercise with light dumb-bells
eventually cures round shoulders.
Some people wash the hair with tar
soap after an egg shampoo, but the
plain egg is cleansing and leaves the
hair much softer than II soap is used
with 1t.
Should the use of grease on the face
have a tendency to produce superf1u-
GUS hair it may be checked by mixing
spirits of camphor with the grease or
by occasionally rubbing it over the
skin. ... ..
An excellent dandruff remedy is
made by combining 60 grains OF
resorcin, one dram of ether, one dram
of olive oil and six ounces Of alcohol
Friction into the scalp every night
and shampoo the hair with melted
soap or eggs every week.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
chlvalrous Man.

A father and mother. with six chill
dren, spent holiday at the seaside.
Immediately on arrival they set about
looking for cheap lodgings.
At length they came to notice Of
furnished room to let" and made
inquiries.
"Oh, yes" said the landlady in an
swer to the fathers question; 'it's
here the room is to lat, but there's
only one bed in It."
"Oh, that's all right" replied the IA
Their; ''we're used to roughing It. The
wife and BARNS will sleep on the
floor"--The Taller.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
CHINA SILK IN FAVOR AGAIN.
Blouse Waist, in White and Colors,
Once More Popular.

According to one waist buyer, the
long-lost China silk blouse Is coming
in again.
It's bit of waist history that when
the shirt waist first became the fash
ion soft wash silk models were popu-
lar. And this was at the same time
when front frills and rufIie edge collars
and cuffs were in; the front frills and
tiny rufiies are here again, so the wash
silk waist has come, too. 1t Is in
colors as we'll as white and made very
much like the first silk waists. Tucks
or pleats in front and back, and collar
and cuffs and front pleats edged with
a tiny rufIie or pleating of the silk. 1t
is expected that the summer will show
quite fad for these wash silk waists
especially in the Japanese silk, which
has arrived since the last silk waist
fad.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
OLD SAWS RE-sAWEp.

A bird in the hand is worth two in
the bush, but both are dirt cheap com
pared with one on hotel menu card.
Uneasy lies the head that wears
crown, especially if the crown is
bald and In fly time.
People who live in glass houses
would make more IL they raised hot
house grapes instead of trouble.
Evil to him who evil thinketh, and
that's generally what he gets.
II you lead horse to water and
can't make him drink, take sip your.
self; he may have good Judgment.
Beauty's only skin deep, but that's
deep enough for the complexion spe-
cialist
Alrs well that ends well except a
"best-selling' novel
Fine feathers make soft beds.
Every rose has it's thorn, and every
dozen it's florist bill.
Never put off till tomorrow what
you can do to-day, unless some one
did it Observation-Disclosures.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12

turned up with wide hem, and Is
trimmed above with three rows OF
lace insertion, the material being cut
away from the back of the lace to
leave it quite transparent.
The kimono bodice is also trimmed
with lace insertion, is low in the neck,
and has elbow-sleeves gathered into
bands of insertion edged with two
tiny crosswise frills. Wide folded
waistband of deep rose.pink panne.
Materials required: 5h yards 46
inches wide, and about % yards inser.
tion
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
Lesson In Music.

Little Marion's music teacher, while
endeavoring to make plain to her the
different note values, used an apple as
an illustration. Cutting 1t In two,
Marion announced: Those pieces are
halves" On bisecting the halves. she
replied Quarters" but when 1t came
to dividing one quarter to bring out
the idea of eighths, here was the wise
RESPONSE: That's bite!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
kIeptomania.

It has been announced on the high.
est medical authority that kleptomania
is more prevalent among women than
among men. Be that as 1t may, the
newest and most unique plea in this
connection was that advanced by a
negro in a Lynchburg (Va.) court.
After listening to a long explanation
from his counsel, the darby thought
to impress the Judge by adding his
mite. So he broke In with:
"Yessah, OATS 1t! ledge. yo' honah,
cats 1t! De chickens done hypnotic
me, jedge, an den de kleptomania
come on!"-Illustrated Sunday Maya.
vine
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12

and was helpless as child. The
urine was discolored and though
used one remedy after another, was
not helped until used Doan's Kidney
Pills, and l was so bad then that the
first box made only slight change
To-day. however, am a we'll man, at
81, and owe my life and health to the
use OF Doan's Kidney Pills."
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12

There more Caarrh In this section OF the country
than ali other diseases put together and until the last
few years supposed 90 DO incurable. For great
many years doc tors pronounced Il local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly falling
to with local treatment Il incurabe
Science has proven Catarrh To be constitutional dis
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment.
Hail's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by II, j, Cheney
Co, Toledo Ohio, ia the only Constitutional cure on
the market IL IL taken internally In doses from 10
drops TO a teasponnfu It directly the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the System. They offer one
huud dollars for any case It fails TO cure Send
for circulars and testimonials,
Address; FL, CHENEY y CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, s5c,
Take Hall's Family pills for constitution
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
rho Ga tor Of the Rural New Yorker.

EHU LuatUT OF Ute HUTdT INCW EUTNcFe
than WI ON there is no better POTATO Ex-
pert in the country says: "Salzer's Earli-
sorts, tried by me, yielding AGA bu. per
acre" Salzer's Early Wisconsin yielded
for the Rural New Yorker 1856 bu. per
acre. See Salzers catalog about them
JUST SEND 10c IN STAMPS
and this notice to the John A. Salzer
Seed CO., La Crosse, Wis, and they will
mail you the only original seed catalog
published in America with samples oil
Emperor William Oats, Silver King Bar
icy , Billion on Dollar lola STass which produces,
luxuriator, etc, etc, etc.
And if you send lic we will add pack
age of new farm seeds never before seen
by you. X. & w.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
Sees In the Dark,

II tell you," began the first club
man there never was a cat like my
wife"
"oh, come, now" protested the
other. that's pretty rough thing to
say"
"Oh, you misunderstood me. /
mean TO say 1t doesn't matter how
dark II is when | get home. she can
always see what my condition is."--
Philadelphia Press.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
Aprons for Little Girls.

Aprons are coming in again for lit
tie girls and for others up to the age
of IL or IA. according to their devel.
opment. After all, this must be
taken into consideration in the selec.
ton of all girls clothing at this crit
ical age. French mothers are adopt
ing the apron, making 1t up in all the
fashionable linens. Some forms of It
are real works of art In point of en-
broidery added to them; but others
are merely sensible" garments OF
plain, stout, easily cleaned material.
The American mother, therefore, who
adopts them for economy's sake, will
find her children this year quite In
the fashion.-Harper's Bazaar.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
Musical Pirate-'Ow would you like
to spoon with me, miss, only a penny.
Habit.

ut is curious how habits fix them
selves upon u.s." said Silas Hayrick's
nephew, who was studying for the
ministry.
yep, / know it," replied Silas.
''You take Lizzie's husband, fer in
stance. Sence they've moved up to
the city where they have all these
latest conveniences he takes bath
regular every week, whether he needs
it or not."-Chicago cord-Herald.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
GIVING.
People give, in order of their pref

People give. in order of their pref
erence:
l.. Advice.
2. Pain.
3. Gifts.
a. Unwelcome.
b. Merely useless.
C. More or less useful.
4. Good measure, square deal.
Very passionate givers will some.
times exhaust the list The majority,
however, proceed only as long as they
find it more blessed to give than to
receive, stopping, say. with No. 2
Few get beyond No. 3, b.-Puck.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
Foxy Humility.

why don't you go to work."
Work." rejoined Meandering Mike.
Look at de thousands of poor fellows
that is lookin' fur work an feelin' mis-
cradle widout it. Now work amt nee
essary to me, an 1 amt goin' to butt
lin an reach fur it merely fur de sake
of havin' something to brag about
Washington Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
A French Embroidered Costume.

A skirt of cloth, short coat of vel
vet In the color Of the cloth, en-
broidered or braided all over In self
color, and blouse of net embroidered
to match the coat represent favorite
costume idea of the Partisan makers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
The Newest and Best Yet.

Plymouth Rock Coffee Jelly Compound
made from pure sugar, coffee and gclatine.
just add pint of boiling water. That's
all. The Coffee Jelly thus prepared served
dessert. 10 cents a package. II your grocer
does not sell il send us his name and ten
cents, and we will mail you box.
Plymouth Rock Gelatine Co., Boston, Mass.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
whv ca E1r2

Miss Martha" said young girl to
crusty old friend of the family, MY
chum. Sally Smethuret, is going to be
married. She has taken an uptown
fiat"
did She" demanded Miss Martha.
have to go out of her own neighbour
hood to get him?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
Mobility.

Mrs. Vick-Senn's eyes flashed.
Johnny doesn't get that weak chin
of his from my side Of the housed"
she exclaimed.
mo, my DEAR" meekly responded
her husband. Johnny has my chin,
but he inherits his mothers tireless
capacity for keeping 1t in notion
Chicago Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
YOUNG GIRLS EVENING DRESS.
Cream silk Wolfe Material for This
Pretty Costume.

This pretty girlish dress is in
cream silk wolfe. The skirt is gath
cred into the waistband, except just
in the center front for few inches,
where It is left plain. The foot IL
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
LEADING Up to His Support.

Whats doing?" asked one reporter
addressing another who had just
emerged from the state senate
chamber.
Senator Jayson is speaking"
"Jayson? He was speaking when /
left, an hour ago"
YES; he's been speaking right
along, ever since"
Have you been here since he
started?"
Eyes"
whats he speaking about?"
81 don't know. He hasn't said. so
r?"-Chicago Record-Herald.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12

lifting o h eavy
weight a sudden
pain shot through
my back and after
that l was in con.
slant misery from
kidney trouble. One
spell kept me In bed
six weeks. My arms
and legs were stiff
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12

did you have a good time at your
musicale?"
NO." answered Mr.. Cumrox; every
time the band played anything en-
joyed got worried for fear it wasn't
classical enough to be the moneys
worth. Washington Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
No Credit.

THAT Millionaire seems willing to
do something for humanity"
"Yes," answered Mr.. Dustin Stax.
But he is always true to his business
principles. He took good care to
make. humanity pay him in advance"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
The Autocratic Shirt.

would you advise a young man to
go into politics?"
Advise him?" repeated Senator
Sorghum. mo. If saw that he could
be useful I'd order him to go into
politics. Washington Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-03-12
He Felt II.

First Race Horse-Did you get that
sudden squirt on in the last lap as the
result Of the stimulus of mature re-
lection?
Second Ditto-Not much / didn't.
got that squirt on the spur of the mo-
ment.-Baltimore American.