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The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-06-05


$3.50 49, -
- enAer1.ina~A q 1e ~~-
In. - Na1rta,a-s.A -
comna>e> a.rceaa 4 ~~~rv -
N veeth1r 49, ~~tsa
thraatnlnw III sv~nInw baaNs.
th<,eaa a. IN - fnra
snd evsu q - saaIi sa1inIn
r. az 10 and Is ceate - 80.
REALISED : sa@cisnt s1n = ~.
chase IN bsst kind d :
~ total rscsipea 6sing o16 -
so@s csats. We wish - -.
prsss or appreciated q -
way thoss paptls who - uo.s
10 ths proxSaa khosod ~ -
- make Il : ssccsss. IT, -
|snts asd tsashsss = ws1 -
lssl deserve oar thAatns, - -
sxtra work thsy hoso - IL
psspssing their e1I11soa -
thsse parts NcehIag - -
ing II ths spirit q - en3R%
|tain0est 81 - belksgo 49,
sueh exssctsss ~ q - -mssh
|iapoF1Aacs - ooss s1sra1loa -
hts svsry day se16ioe. tn1Wensp
inG Guo4 s~xpFoootoa 81 11Dei-
pains. :
Nov q ~ closs a ~ ysas
whsa ~ cons . rsstsu -
vho,e year;e vorir - 60 go
ths ysar has beso ucee 60
csssful TAs sesi>asy cooAi-
|tions snd heelth u prrfls -
sssohsrs ~ hsss aesvs -
average T1As asasoaanea -
puncsaality aad ~ erirjk w.
which iii entered isno 49,
work g I'll un0 - xcc.
though tAsrs y wsuae nco6eo
prevailing With : ~ pspas
thas Il = possibls - = irseaur
hr In attendance 81 -
credited Win hsviae lcne
work Of N eatars 9r.1s ~ -
year. TIE soo~er e.eh psukla
rsaliss tlsAs ihsir asAssAanee
must b. regshr and tAas they
must study. lsara - - b. 1oing
and nos depood upon - 1oncr
Or 70 chsw sheir too1 o. tAo0
u the way Of peepnFia3 thoir
lsssoas. ~ sooass they win -
co0s GOOD stn1eata. noDo
who take up high schooa ssbr
jects sh0uld q Loaes givs thFse
hours - stndy oatat1e g aenoo1
time. aloag with ~ 1i0o t1o1
have for study II schou1. A
teacher can exp,AIn, an1 aG1is1
pupils wheu they ore thoro
regularly and nahsa guo1 e01Et
70 uss thsir own nin6A 81
whore : pupil attsnds oily aboot
half ths days durinG ~ ysas y
necessarily takes . hast no
years 70 do ooe yeax's work.
The tysal eoroaIn>at o. -
year stands q - which y -
increass az ahout q over 49,
year. Thus fnr - have sno,raa
|ooly Of the vork and a1v.nN-
ment In HI sanar,i achcna vnrlr
but - nuas alao naaA.na -
musical aidA. Va ~ onhool
orchsstra, which was q iapor.
tant feature of our lasa dav -.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1908-06-05

The board thoa peoeoe0ed
with hs canvass Of co1nty ssa1
! removal petitions. 81 - foa.
lowing conclusion woo 900 70.
And Nov, this 16th DAY Of
May 1905. M board Of couaty
missioners Of Char)os Mix
county, having haA undor en-.
sidsration The petition 81 N
town Of Lake Andes l0r tse ~.
moval Of the county ssat q
CsArlss Mix county froa ~
Town Of Wheeler 70 ths town Of
Lake Andes il aaid county, linda
- follows
THAT there appsars % ~
pstition OF ths said town Of Lake
Andes The names Of 2i0o A9al
voters al said eoanty, that thsrs
ara Withdrawals from aid psti.
ton and namss sppeastng twtcs
thereon 70 the number of al,
that there srs remaining @ satd
petition q this time 1868 namee
OF legal votsrs. that NJ total
Number Of IseAl voasrs 10 aid
county q thu time . foand b.
sad board II 500.
And ths board also hasing hA1
under consideration NE psutiou
Of the city Of Gsddes and city
Of Platte for shs removal Of ~
county ssat Of Charles ME-
county from Wheeler il aaid
county 70 Csddss Or Platte. also
dnds that 1851 votsrs ooosdtste
: legal majority Of The lsgal
voters OF Charles Nix connty.
that the names Of lsgal voters
remaining On The Platte and
Geddss petitions altar deduct
ing doubles and withdrawals are
22332. That neither Of aid
towns have suficient names Of
legal voters remaining o. thsir
petitions 10 constitute . majority
OF the legal voters Of said county
therefore be Il resolved. That
the board rejsct each and Ill
Of said petitions.
Ga motion The above resolu.
ton was duly psssed.
On motion the board allowed
the following bills
G r Rouse. phones on
Oak. Central lines ........e COS
G p Rouse phOues on
Missouri River lines 800
g p Rouse postage -
Dec. 81, 1907 ..-........... - 90
CP Rouse phones from
Jan. lst 10 March 81 1908. $50
G p Rouse phones on
Oak. Central lines Feb.
and March 1908 ........ l7.45
G r Rouse postage and
express from Jan. lst 10
March 3ist 1908 80. Is
G II Thomas constable
fees In Williams case...- 7.7t
Ed s Mckay balance OF
fees in Ham case lover.
looked at previous meet
ing ss.6s
II Bundy assisting In
preparation nj primary
ballot. ................... 1000
l. f Corey taking and
transcribing testimony In
Ham case N.W
Rose Kaberna conduct
ing eighth grade exam.
inasion at Wheeler ....... 400
On motion. coroner Z report il
Andrew Gogolin case was sp.
proved snd the following Tess
allowed:
r p Frink coroner fees. 900
X | Payne juror ........ LILO
WIN Ernest juror $50. LILO
J r Payne juror lilo
AW Campbell tile for
culvorts, brick and labor
for county 21.l5
r r Frink corouers fees
in case Of Mrs. r Davis. 500
James Hermanek meals
for prisoner, Dan Bates. zoo
g w Anderson supplies
for county In small pOx
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
Headache from Eyestrain.

Basing himself on his records Of
nearly 1900 eye examinations, DR.. s..
w. S. Toms claims that 80 per cent.
Of all those suffering from reflex or
neuralgia headache have ocular de-
fects, declares writer in the Family
Doctor. z-.&
Over 600 Of the patients examined
were altogether unaware of their de
feet. Fully half the cases were of
only slight retroactive errors or muscu-
lar unbalance, and it is in these cases
in which ciliary spasm is the direct
factor in causing headache in persons
whose occupation calls for near vision
that accommodative asthenopia re-
suits. -"
There is no apparent relation be-
tween the severity of the headache
and the degree of the ocular defect,
and nothing especially characteristic,
except perhaps the patients. non-sps-
pieions Of the: cause. Sickness or
health impairment may i be the first
melting factor in some patient with
considerable ocular defects which
gave no trouble before.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
Furnishing Reqicides.

Those among the assassins of the
late king of Portugal and his son who
fell victims to the sabers and bullets
of the soldiery and police were lucky.
For even in these humanitarian days
the lot Of the regicide when caught is
not usually a very enviable one. To
be hanged is the least he can expect.
Perpetual solitary Imprisonment is a
far more dreadful fate. It drove
Bresci, the assassin of King Humbert
Of Italy, to suicide, and it has trans
formed Lucchini, who murdered the
empress. of Austria, into a hopeless
imbecile. Among the plotters impli-
Gated in the murder of the late shah
Of Persia one was tortured to death
in prison, while another was incased
in wet plaster Of paris, which on set
ting slowly crushed the life out of
him. Three Of the assassins of pre-
vious shah were boiled in huge cop
per caldrons. 3 81 sss .:z +. stH, II
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
Set Sea GuIIs to Work.

E:ona Nanaimo comes the story C.
g. er"rising government fisher!oe
OF: i al who is enlisting the servi i :
Il 'ioasands of sea gulls in; the tas
G.: Cleaning UP the immense numhaE
q Geal herring dropped overhoa-
~ BEATS at the different wharv<
:!4re cargoes are loaded on the yes
se!ss = .j.i#s%a.. #5ss2s s&33ss4g 81, Il .&
While making his rounds recenth
this 7sarty tied up his gasoline launc::.
Fl ms Of the wharves while fguTss,>t< !
c':tEthe best method of attempting to
se:naye the fish. Neglecting to switch
OF tbe power, the propeller ch,lrne.7
= uD the water to such an extent t. a.
:: lace number Of dead herring came
10 the surface, thousands of sea sgul.s
Immediately swooping down and glut-
ting themselves on the fish. ss*
The experiment was made at sew
eral Of the other wharves, and ~ ID
every case the gulls performed the
TASK which would have entailed con
siderable expense had it been dora
by manual or mechanical labor. CIV
r, estminster Corresp ondence Seattle
l'Jst- Int Iligencer. IL. 3 Il
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
King Frederick and the Sentry.

King Frederick and the Sentry.
h Frederick the Great Of Prussia often
told a laughable story of an expert
ence Of his own. During one Of his
campaigns in Silesia he made it his
habit to stroll through his camp in
disguise at night to come in touch
with his soldiers. One, night he was
stopped by sentry, but giving the
proper password, was permitted to
proceed. Instead Of doing SO, how
ever, he endeayored to tempt the sen
try into accepting cigar, saying that
q smoke would solace his long watch.
1T is against the rules Z said the
soldier. .I L 4.
*. But you have my permissio n,' Z said
the king. Is n
our permission! Who are you z? q
II am the kline. & Il .I}.5ss
The king be hanged said the In
corruptible sentry Wv hat would my
captain say r. ondon Tribune.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
f Greet "Llseraiy Detective. >

Prof. William Henry Burr, whom In,
gersoll called great literary deteo.
tive" is a well-preserved old man Of
"a, AS pamphleteer he stands with
out a rival in this generation. He has
been official reporter of the United
States Senate, court reporter in Mes
York, official reporter on the Congress.
s1onal Globe, and lifelong advocate
of the Baconian theory of Shakes.
peare's authorship. He has we'll nigh
proved to the satisfaction of many
hard thinkers that Thomas Paine was
"Junius," that Lord Bacon was the
Prince of Wales, being the son OF
Queen Elizabet11; that Gov. De Witt
Clinton committed suicide; that Viii
liam Morgan was murdered by Masons
and that there are Ia self-contradic.
tons in the Bible. g.; ...
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
81 TOO MUCH ron aRs 1,lsMoRr.,
81 User sc Telephone Was
GUS the Last Straw. s'

When the Drummond put IN q tele-
phone they were lavish III their soffers
of hospitality TO the neighbors. It's
4 the unlimited kind i Z, said little Mrs.
s5Dl DR. proudly so 1T doesn't
make q bit of difference how long or
how often it's used. Al b.
81. AS time went on, Mr.. Drummond no
t1ced that when he returned to his
pretty suburban home at night his
wires VIE g face often wore tired and har-
raised Z. expression. At last one night
4 sh ,9al seemed SO depressed al. the din
n t,1 /. table that Mr.. Drummond felt the
time a had come for him to speak.
# N sure it's that telephone that's
ct the bottom Of your trouble" he
said, grimly, in the midst ofshis awk-
ward attempt at comfort. Come on,
you might as well tell me about it. :" u
haven't minded the Lawtons dis
cussing all their diseases with, the
doctor over It, because they have low
voices" said Mrs. Drummond sadly,
'and I've tried not to listen when Mrs.
Gray ordered her groceries and pro-
visions and haggled over the prices. +
1T wasn't pleasant to have Miss
Howard scold her dressmaker, and
then have the dressmaker call up our
number next day and screech that aun-
til her last bill was paid Miss Howard
would have no new gown.
None of those things were pleas
ant, but I didn't say anything" fal>
tered Mrs. Drummond. But day be-
fore yesterday Mrs. Lombard came in
while was out. Lena told me when
got home that Mrs. Lombard was
here telephoning a long time. And
to-day some lady in town called up our
number and said, Kindly tell Mrs.
Lombard that Miss Keith regrets that
after all she. will be unable to go to
Mrs. Lombard's tea on Saturday
Horace, she's ordered all the things
and invited all the people over our
wire, and never asked me at ALP
Youths Companion.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
one DEFINITION 81 Critic.

The late Edmund Clarence sted-
man, the banker-p ct. II said q maya
zine editor, vas real q better critic
than poet. He had q high opinion ut
the critics func ions. Attacks On the
value of criticism always angered
him. He used to tell about q typical
attack Of this kind 1He heard IL at y
supper alter the theater. It came
from an unsuc cessful acto III MI
Stedman was replying to the toast,
Our merican Critics, SHe BEGAN
With the query, uttered III 3 ringing
voice b s5i
hat is q critic
The lnsuccessfu actor, III the 81.
suira pause, All Wered j rom the Bot,
tom of the tall
man Who doesn knew i eooud
thing hen he ssess i. q, h
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
Proud Of Church Services,

I'm commemoration Of his half cen.
fury of service as usher in the Ply.
mouth church. Brooklyn, ex-senator
Stephen M. Griswold, the welI-known
banker and millionaire, gave a dinner
the other night to 16o members OF hia
church. A set ot engrossed resolu.
tons and loving cup were presented
to Mr.. Griswold, who in a short
speech said: Il began as assistant
usher in the, west gallery and have
been steadily promoted until am now
chief usher in the main aisle. Do you
know ! am prouder of the fact than
I am of being a banker and a million.
aire." Mr.. Griswold is now seventy
years old. 5s.55& .S,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24

STATE e 9 oF1Ad[INNEsoTA ountv sof No,
b1es-ss. B3s
II Probate Court special Term, ~ arch 80,
1n che Matter q the Estate Of John K oeh1l
Deceased: '
. On eading and filing the Petit On sofs VII.
liam Is oehn, adrninistr Of the eat ate of
y ohn koshn, deceased eprssentin among
said estate, and g prayin and
place be liked for 8, set Tin q and al
lowing the fin al account aof his a nistra-
5tion, and for the assi gnment of the residue of
said estate to the parties EMIT tied thereto by
law. as
It - Ordered. that said account be exam
I ined and petition heard BY this Court on
sA1 ond ~, he 2 th day of April. sA. D. 1908,
aat one o'clock p. M, at the Prob ate Offce III
Worthingt II said e CUNT
ss.zSas And At is ther Ordered, a hat notice
hereofbe given to aIl per sons inteIestcd by
spuhlishing e copy ofs this Order once IA, each
yveek for three sdccessiy eS wee RI loriors to
saids day Sof heasin9 ira ton II
weekly new spapet printed and pttb-
Eli5hed w WorthinEt ton til said Counfy. sass
ssa Dated thinR ton, AZ nneSo stlie
98Oth day ~ March. A. D.a 1905.
BY the Cour ss
RI 0IxX0UM4SS
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
l.AR D
Many orthinst 81, Citizen
Finds the. Struggle Hard


18th back constantly aching q q
With distressing urinary disorde rs.
I'D Daily existence IS butsa struggle. 8
No need to keep it up.
Doan's Kidney Pills will cure you.
" burlington people endorse this
clam. .@# 5s 4sS ri. III. u At. s5S@ 4.
VIM. Yahn, Clary Addition, Wor-
Ellington, Mimi. says: Il q used
Doan's Kidney Pills and found the m
to be exactly as represented. I suffer
ed from backache for years which I
believe was the result Of the hard
ships ! endured during the war, My
back ached continually and freqqent-
IL sharp pains would seize me and
i would be unable to move. When
these pains passed off, there was a
dull aching and a miserable weak
ness in my back. There vas also a
distressing irregularity of the kidney
secretions and l lost much rest on
this account. I tried many remedies
but failed to find relief until Doan's
Kinney Pills were procured at F. M,
Hickman's drugstore and I started
using them. They went Immediately
to the seat of trouble and in short
time banished it altogether" {From
statement given Nov. 10th, 1909
TIME IS THE TEST.
On Oct. 22nd, 1907, Mr.. Yahn said
4 have no reason to retract anything
from the statement I gave in 1Y0E
concerning Doan's kidney Pills as
have suffered no return of the
trouble" a..
For sale by all dealers. Price sc
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Unit.
ed States. ~.
= Remember the name-Doan IS
and take no other.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
They Must Be Hardy.

Secretary Wilson Of the department
tf3 agriculture referred at a recent
thinner In ASKING to the amateur
f.arists who spring up IN the suburbs
d !. tt his season by thousand s.
u Mere florists, perhaps than flowers
spFing up, !" hef said.
ID S1tIn seed shop the other day
heard one Of these anna eurs compl;lin
shout the last batch 3of seeds ne had
bpussht fter he had ended his com
Dlainf he began to ask floral ques,
tons
nj & soh BY the way, Ne SAT- Il
as hardy rose
one, 81 groWled ii the dealer,
sststha doesn't mind our wife pull ina
III up the roots every day to see II
ithas begun grow d
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
For HorIsemen ].

Il The season for horse cards and
bills is here and The Advance job
department is we'll supplied with pa
per, type and cuts to turn. out such.
\, work 81: in* the best and most attractive
style For. outdoor advertising: We
use U heavy jute manila, which with
stands al kinds Of weather. hen q
&c card 81 Or bill Of this kind is put up ii
STAYS s1s put you want :! any work
of this q kind We shall Be glad to take
your order. sI5
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
AAW BARGAIN in NEW LIGHT

George Washington's Judgment Of t.
Would Have Been Rapid.
I had talked with the farmer in the
seat with me for quarter Of an hour
about crops and the weather when he
switched off the subject by saying:
Il think made a rather good bar
gain uptown to-day" - ~ g..
"In what?" = r..
| MY wife wanted q pair Of shoes,
and remembered seeing q lot Of sec
ond-hand ones when was in town
last. So l went up town and for a
dollar got pair just exactly as good
as If I had paid 81 for pair at home.
It's business to save a dollar when.
ever you can,t amt it?"' ~ i.
"Of course. Had you any other er-
rand r:own?"
Nope; I just went for the shoes. ;"
whats the fare up and back?"
| "a dollar ten.'' ..>.--.. -
"And you've lost about q day?"
about day"
I said nothing further, and after
about ten minutes, had passed, during
which time the farmer seemed to be
doing some thinking, he all at once
turned and said:
"Say them shoes cost me 10 cents
more than new pair would right at
| home!"
Exactly"
"And you had it figured out ten
minutes ago."
EYES,"
"Waal, stranger, George Washing
ton was a purity big man from all &C
counts. but if he had been in your
| place I don't believe he'd have been
zen seconds in CALM me a. blamed
ol5 fool ''-Cleveland Plaiu Dealer.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
How Hist

lioy,'s hiis
odsr One Humid red Doll lars Re-
ward "a Tor any case Of CatarIh that can
not be cured BY Hall's Cstarrh Cure.
CHEN 3 Y s. 90 /,
Toledo, @.
W'ge, the Undersigned, have known
F. y. Cheney for the last Is years
and . believe him perfectly honorable
n e az business transactions and fnan-
clally able to carry out any obliga-
itions made by his firm. IA
WALDING, K1NNAN & MARVIN,
Z ':..s. Wholesale Druggists,
!: .. .s.s.: Toledo. O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mocous surfaces Of the sys-
tenn. Testimonials sent free. Price
q cents per bottle. Sold by all drug
gists.s a - :
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation. Fl.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
W I /
HAPPY ll liol " GIN N TFiiNL CT a II Il
5 .5 AND COLD.
Deep Drifts and Flying Snow Of Listls
Isl. Mone And Think Of 1T! .2s=s5
y. a Whole Penny to +,
jjSS33S 4$s3s Spend. l@az5 4. q. ..e

They were Flooding through t'ss.
snow during the storm, little tots wis
were thinly clad, with blue faces and
big bright eyes. Their little baby f-ls.
gers were peeping out Of ragged "a.
tens, wet with snow Their shoes
were filed with snow, because Il !.
buttons were off at the top, and the.
tops were loose .. ~ %. @ss "
One of them was little girl about
six years old. She wore calico dses:
and her stockings were patched with
darning marks from knee to anl;ssa@5
Around her neck she. wore a wom- I s
fur neck piece Of the style Of ten " ar
ago. The other was a. boy, and hi:
thin little legs were covered by trcu
'sers which bore the signs of he ae
tailoring. He swung his arms again 1t
his body for a full minute. ., 4
~ why don't you do this?" he asaa:i
TITS dandy way to git warm Zs.
"'Cause girls can't act that way,
lisped the other little tot. MANN
says it amt ladylike." - 80. |. a'@.:.. ~.
But she. eyed her companion wit
evident envy. The pair trudgel a..ccEee
stumbling over drifts and shai:2
their eyes from the flying snow A:
the girl held an arm before her eye.
the snow was blown into her sleeve.
leaving her arm chafed red. +,
An automobile whisked by, ami
Through the glass windows the to:s
saw two other children, coy and rosy
and warm
r. "Gee," said the boy, ut would be
fine to ride in one Of them" =
But just think if they. tipped over"
said the little philosopher by his siia.
"And we amt got far to CO."
They came to crossing, and turne
to cross the street A prancing tec:
passed them, held in check by uni
formed coachman. The little g;~i
skipped out of harms way just in tnc
nick of time. ~ . -,esr:.,
Lets rum" said the boy. >%@r-
Z A2d they ran through the snow,
piled higil on the walks, until the g.!
Jagged bek::1d.
f.'Gee,' said the boy, you amt much
OF runner"
He stretched his little legs and re
away half block ahead of her. The
girl stopped, breathless, and half-c4y.
ing
{ The boy stopped, and stood throw
ing snowballs at a signboard, tryi7:
to look unconcerned. When the 81
stopped again he looked back. Ri
ming quickly to meet her, he threw his
arms around her, half crying himself
j Gee, = he said, don't cry. Yea
don't have to be runner. / like you,
anyway Girls amt got to- run. ~,
got a penny" ~
"' The girl stopped crying Her fac<
frightened.
Can you spend it, really?" sh:
asked, shyly.
bet Il can. / earned it, .shove,in'
snow"
Then guess am able to walk as
far as the candy store,' she said. +:
AID away they went, the girl ard
the boy. cold forgotten, hand in hand
= like you, if you do make me run"
whispered the woman of six-Milwau.
kee Free Press. Il -, !
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
Sailors Dread Of the Dead.

The intense dread which sailors and
fishermen have Of the dead is preva
lent among all nationalities and the
horror of the Chinese sailor when ask
ed to carry corpse on board is
shared by his brother sailor on every
sea. They say 1.-THE sea cannot digest
the crudity Of a. dead body, 1t being .
due debt to be inferred where it Iieth.
and 9 ship cannot abide to be made /
bier Of. : ~ 's... Il: 4 81. s 1
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1908-04-24
A Risky Flight.

a Risky Flight.
Out. at Ponce de Leon in the circle
swing a Billville citizen shouted:
tDon't take me no higher! Maria's
been in heaven sence last August an
eff keep goin' up this away she'll
likely lean out the winder an snatch
me bald headed Atlanta Constitu.
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Jealousy Not Always Present.
"You opera singers are all jealous,
aren't you?'' quizzed the friend.
"Oh, no." replied the prima donna,
-slots of us never sang in church
choirs."