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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
He Chained II.

II was red-hot day in July that
the colonel was riding horseback
along a highway and found man
dead beside the road. He hurried on
to the nearest house and found that
the owner was one OF the county
coroners. The man rallied four or Ave
neighbors and proceeded to view the
body, and they were not five minutes
in returning verdict Of sunstroke.
But there was no medical examina.
ton OF the body" protested the
colonel.
mo, but you see work Is driving
with us and we can't spare the time
to fool around" answered the coroner
But | don't think he died Of sun
stroke"
mo? Then well change the verdict
to froze to death and let 1t go a.
that!"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
gorrlne " W 70 alLAE
Lsslesl Reason Why ne should Be
the Ore 20 AJAX Favor.

The wagons Of the greatest show
on earth" passed up the avenue at
daybreak. Their incesgant rumble
soon awakened ten-year-old Billie and
his five-year-old brother, Robert. Their
mother feigned sleep as the two white
robed figures crept past her bed into
the hall, ON the way to investigate.
Robert struggled manfully with the
unaccustomed task of putting on his
clothes "Wait for me, Billie" his
mother heard him beg. You'll get
ahead of me-"
Get mother to help you" counseled
Billie, who was having troubles of his
own.
Mother started to the rescue, and
then paused as she heard the voice
of her younger, guarded but anxious
and insistent:
you ask her, Billie. You've known
her longer than l have"
Magazine
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
Tho AIlursment. Of the City.

Mandy from the country were In the
city one day. and as they walked
along together they came TO a win.
dow In which was displayed variety
OF women's apparel. Mandy glanced
wistfully at the different articles OF
clothing and started into the store.
But a sign In the window which read:
Clothing One-Half on During This
Sale" caught Mrs. Perkins eye. She
seized her daughter by the arm. hur-
ried her along down the street. and
exclaimed In loud voice: WY,
lands sake, Mandy. that amt no de.
cent place fer a girl TO go!"--Judge's
Library.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
The Black sheep.

What" asked the man who had re-
turned TO his native town after an alb
sence of many years, became Of Ed
Ferguson?
ed? Oh. he's dom fine. Got the
best livery stable anywhere around
here and runs the depot hack"
Let's see; he had younger broth
er. hadn't he'''
Eyes; Lem. He never amounted TO
much Wrote poetry and painted pic
lures. | guess the family kind OF dis
owned him. Al least. he went away
several years ago, and ! dunno what
ever became OF him"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

Doctor upon finding his patient
weaker than before)-What does this
mean? Haven't you been following my
instructions?
| Patient (feebly)-Yes, doctor.
Doctor-Been eating animal food
fright along, have you?
Patient (grimly trying to smile)-
We'll, doctor, I tried to, but some
how 1t did not seem to agree with
me very well. 1 managed to worry
down the hay and the clover tops all
right; but the thistles kind of stuck
in my throat, and had to give it up.
Judge.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
Rival DiunltLes.

An EnglIsbman. fond OF boasting
OF his ancestry. took a coin from his
pocket and. pointing TO the head en-
grayed ON IL. said. My greatgreat.
grandfather was made q lord by the
king whose picture you see on this
shilling"
What coincidekce," said his
Yankee companion. who at once pro
duced another coin. MY greatgreat
grandfather was made an angel by the
Indian whose picture you see on this
cent. "-Ladies' Home Journal
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
EspressIons Of q cxnIe.

Walter Pater. an old man at so. bald
as coot and grotesquely plain, 70
garded every woman much AS did Dean
Swift. who wrote: "A very little wit
Is valued In woman. as We are
pleased with few words spoken intel.
lightly by parrot" "Yon don't ap
prove OF marriage?" a friend once OBJ
served TO Pster No" he replied.
nor would anybody else II he gave
the matter proper consideration. Men
and women are always pulling DIFF
ferent ways. Women won't pull our
way. They are 80 perverse."
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
An Ambitious Mother,

Hubby" said the observant wife
"the janitor of these flats is a bach.
elor."
What of it?"
II really think he is becoming in.
terested in our oldest daughter"
There you go again with your pipe
dreams. Last week it was a duke"
-Everybody's Magazine.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
GIRL WAS DELlRiOUS
With Fearful Eczema-Pain, Heat,
and Tingiing Were Excruciating--
Cuticura Acted Like Magic.

IAN eruption broke out on my
daughters chest. took her to
doctor, and he pronounced 1t to be
eczema of a very bad form. He treated
her, but the disease spread to her back.
and then the whole OF her head was
affected, and all her hair had to be cut
off. The pain she suffered was excru-
ciating. and with that and the heat
and tingling her life was almost UNI
bearable. Occasionally she was deliri
GUS and she did not have a proper hours
sleep for many nights. The second
doctor we tried afforded her Just as
little relief as the first. Then | pur-
chased Cuticura Soap. Ointment, and
Pills. and before the Ointment was
three-quarters finished every trace OF
the disease was gone. II really seemed
like magic. Mrs. T. w. Hyde, Brent
wood. Essex. England, Mar. 8. 1907"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
MiMEoGRAPHS photographs
PEMBROKE STATIONERY CO., Salt Lake City.
First at Last.


Stevens works for German who Is
in the commission business. near
Washington Market, says the New
York Press. Stevens came near losing
his Job recently because OF his habit
Of arriving late at the Office, and 1t
was not until Schmitz, his employer.
told him II he was late again he
would be discharged that he mended
his ways.
Now he is telling his friends how
the boss. who never has been able to
get the kinks out OF the English Ian
guage, complimented him for his
punctuality.
Harry" said Mr.. Schmitz, Il hat
noticed dot you are early OF late"
Stevens nodded and smiled and his
employer continued:
You were pehind before! But now
you are de fairst at last"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
Neglected.

Mrs. Stiles--l do wish you'd try TO
keep yourself heater.
Mr.. Stles-But, my dear. you're not
90 careful
Mrs. Stiles--l'm not. I'm certainly
more careful OF my clothes than you.
Mr.. Satisfactorily. Whereas. you
should be more careful Of me.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
midas Precious Metals.

II is estimated that $780, 000. 900 In
gold. and perhaps as much In silver.
is hidden away In the Hindu stocking
Vast quantities of the precious metals
are known to be kept in the form OF
personal ornaments. From time imme-
mortal India has been reservoir into
which the precious metals have flowed
from all quarters Of the globe. only to
disappear from statistics. Could the
idle wealth be drawn upon, the effect
on the Industrial and commercial life
of the country would be very great. It
is. therefore. a matter OF concern 10
try TO turn midas dormant capital 10
active use. II may be impossible TO
do II. The Oriental mind views every.
thing In a way incomprehensible TO
westerners. But II only a 1.-THE OF the
concealed boards Of India were vital.
lied a new aspect might be given to
the conditions OF life In Englands
great eastern empire.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

7, IL to be feared that II the papers
reserved a special corner once each
week for the witticism OF the week. IL
would be often left blank There is no
wi, to speak of to-day. only feeble
imitation of It which people are fond
of calling the saving sense OF humor.
-Innhnn saturday Review
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
A Marvellous Eve Remedy,

Those who know what intense pains
come with some diseases of the eye
can hardly believe Mitchell's Eye
Salve is able to do all that is claimed
for it, but a trial soon convinces one
Of the extraordinary curative powers
of this little remedy. Sold all over
the United States. Price 25c.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

"Just back from your yacationf"
YES"
How was III"
Fine. haven't but one regret"
What's that p
Il wish / had waited until next
month TO take H."
why"
SO / would have IL To take"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

h was remarkable. The kidney
I'M became normal, the backache
Ied and my health is now I'm.
billy good"
hid by all dealers. so cents a box.
Her. Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
Appropris,e Action.

"old Grabdoliar. the eminent ard re-
spected trHstocrst-- Yes. he Is
dead But in his ~il be showed hts
rrs,3tues 70 the best friend he ever
had He left large chunk Of bis plum
der 10 erect = monument in grateful
,,-rembrAree of the man Who In
,.-,ss teehnseaIstses Puck
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

81 guess III take hand In the
poker game" Kissed the gamblers
wife. as she broke Up the party with
a flourish Of that hofnely but useful
kitchen article in her muscular hand
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
Get a Patent.

Your invention may be valuable and
should be patented Send for free in
formation and advice to H. J. ROBIN
SON, Patent Attorney. P. o. Box 544,
Salt Lake City.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
The Wretchl

"A philosopher, pa"
Philosopher, Willie" answered
skinny little Mr.. Hennypeck, "is a
married man who does not wish he
wasnt."-Smart Set.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
Why He Wen. Back to HI. Old Tricks

why nc went back 10 TVS 0io sTiCNs
You ingrate!" exclaimed the irato
Judge, addressing the culprit. this
gentleman took fatherly interest In
you after you had promised to stop
stealing, and he gave you Job In his
store, did he not7"
Yes. sir"
And when he left you alone in the
place one day you repaid his gratitude
by sneaking behind the desk and
rifiing the cash drawer. didn't your
Yes, sir"
Now. why did you do thisy"
Il got remorse OF conscience,
fudge"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

Small Margie while at church heard
The choir sing Rock Of Ages. Cisft
for Me- Upon her return home she
vas heard singing. very seriously.
Rock the bsbses.- KEEP; for me.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
Cunaed.

Whenever a critic wants TO say
something scathing about a play be
calls il melodrama
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

back was weak and
rheumatic. Pains ran
through my back,
hips and limbs. |
could hardly get
about and lost much
sleep. The action of
the kidneys was
much disordered. |
began using Doan's
kidney pills and tho
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

Learn to depend not on another, but
lean rather upon myself and trust to
thine own exertions. True happiness
consists in self-reliance.-Bux
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
And the Fee In s,uhs.

Doctors and lawyers have at least
one good trait In common. They never
give advice before IL is asked for.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

f9V want reliability FIRST q al
@"sn yeo buy anything Of . IsAsiry
sfofs. Halt century Of sbsoluss
guarantees has established our repu-
,~uon for reliability. Anything
teuoht OF US must be right In style,
quality and price or you get your
money back.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

Your grocer fsiurns your money q you don't
like schiliing's Best. We pay him.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
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imaglnary N
I a man who Z
nd yet has Il
ing himself d
pr travelling 4
worn. gets Il
excursions q
laces, and u
o0ks Of tnH
Fination Nh
Hearth ui
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

The greatest tea-drinkers
are full bottom Dutch
men. There isn't much
nervous prostration in
Holland.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

Posterity's Awards True.
Posterity awards TO every man bis
true value and his proper honor.-Tac-
titus
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
How's m

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, thst sznsa \
RLcHEfI
RBigncd hH r.
Tean and kis
lnines tunz1I
any oblnizs +
DING. kissDt
Whcczk
Curr b ~
! blood sd ~
hiak Rni n
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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years LYDIA 4. RINK
hams Vegetable Compound, maze
from roots and herbs, has been tne
standard remedy for female Ills,
and has positively cured thousands OF
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, uicera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indlges-
ton, dizziness, ornervousp rostratioh'
Why don't you try itf
Don't hesitate to write 10 Nc.
Pinkham IL there IS anythns
about your sickness you 90 nv.
understand. She Will treat .o
Observation-Disclosures and advise you
free. No woman ever ree -.
writing her. and because OF het
vast experience she has heipeo
thousands. Address, Lynn Mass
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

After suffering for seven years,
this woman was restored to health
by Lydia f.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Read her letter.
Mrs. Sallie French, of Paucaunla,
Ind. Ter, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
II had female troubles for seven
years-was all rundown, and SO ner'
vous 1 could not do anything. Inc
doctors treated me for different troubles
sat did me no good. While in this con-
dition / wrote to Mrs. Pinkham for ad-
vice and took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound, and ! am now strong
and well.-
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

Riches Found /
n Terreros, Il
py accident vi
is in Hidalgo I
Ers had won 4
b title Of nosa
~~niPic, tM
}. who earned 4
by carving r
opened BY \
is block Of I'D
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
ORAos YoU oo~s.

L,ss ara Kiaasy Trouble sleAiy
Wear Ore Out.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

R Grouse. Fayette St, Man.
4, la, says; For two years ny
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22

Much ps~s1
yer We generata1
,distributsdd
been asked ,
sural steel N
emit. The M
$ which VIII ;
in trausporIs|
power geus|
4 sent to a q
Hes |. and ittl|
Ian governns|
&c, says Ii.
Towns In -
a will be ~
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-10-22
The Rejected-And will nothin,
Animal Food,

bake you change your mind?
She-M'yes, another man might.
The Glenwood post., 1908-12-19

stock, scions, buds, or cuttings are
brought into the State by private par
ties or a common carrier, without
satisfactory certificate of disinfectiOn,
they must be fumigated with hydro
cyanic acid gas, or otherwise disinfect-
ed by the inspector of the county
where received before being delivered
to the purchaser. The State en-
tomologist shall furnish all deputies,
horticultural inspectors, and the State
Board of Horticulture with list of
those nurseries, outside and inside of
the State, whose stock may be turned
over to the purchaser or addressee with
out further disinfection. Such GER
tifieate, however, shall not deter the
State entomologist, or horticultural
inspector from examining or seizing
any nursery stock, cuttings, or scions
and disinfecting the same, if found
to be infested by living injurious in
sects or contagious diseases in any
state of development. No person or
persons. either as owner agent, ser
want, employee, or common carrier shall
bring or cause to be brought, into any
county of the State of Colorado hav-
ing county horticultural inspector
from any district, county, state OF for
eign country, any trees, vines shrubs.
scions, cuttings or CRAFTS without Civ
ing notice of their arrival at their desti
nation, at once, to the horticultural in
spector of the county; and such arti-
cles shall not be delivered to consignee
planted, sold, or in any way distributed
until permission to do so has been Civ.
en- by the horticultural inspector.
Each and every violation of any
of the provisions of this act, and
each and every noncompliance with
the provisions thereof, or any of them.
or noncompliance with any notice or di-
fection given by the horticultural in
spcctor in charge, under the provisions
of this act, shall be punished by fine
in the sum Of less than five nor more
than one hundred dollars, and each
and every person, firm or corporation
who shall fail to comply with any
notice in writing received from the
horticultural inspector in charge under
the provisions of this act, shall be
deemed separate offense'
G. p. GILLETTE,
Colorado Agricultural College, Fort
Collins.
The Glenwood post., 1908-12-19
NOTICE OF TRUSTEES SALE.

Default having been made by Teresa
Schuessler and P. c. Coryell, both of
Garfield county, Colorado, in the pay
ment of balance of principal and GER
tain interest due on that certain
promssory note payable to the order
of Jno. W. MacLean, and secured by
deed of trust dated February 18th,
1893, recorded February 20, 1893, in
Book 30 at page go of the records of
Garfield county, Colorado, by reason of
which default the legal holder of said
note has demanded foreclosure under
said Deed of Trust.
Now, therefore. public notice is here
by given that /, the undersigned as
Trustee in said Deed of Trust, and un-
der its power and authority and for
the uses and purposes therein stated,
will sell at public auction for the high
est and best price the same will bring
in cash on the 4th day of January, A.
d. 1909, at the hour of o'clock P. NJ,
at the front door of the county court
house, in the town of Glenwood Springs
Garfield county, Colorado, all the fol
lowing described property, in and by
said deed of trust conveyed, situate in
said Garfield county, to-wit:
Lot No. in Block "B," Addition
No. ! to Coryell's Addition to the
Town of New Castle, Garfield county,
Colorado, according to the plat of said
Addition No. of record in the office
of the clerk and recorder of said Gar
field county, Colorado, together with
all improvements thereon situate, be-
ing more particularly described by
metes and bounds as follows, to-wit:
Commencing at point rs feet north
of the northwest corner Of Block No.
3 of Coryell s Addition to the town OF
New Castle; thence 100 feet north;
thence 80 feet west; thence 100 feet
south; thence 80 feet east to the point
Of beginning; being situated in the
northwest quarter Of the northwest
quarter of section No. 81, township
No. S, south of Range No. 30 west Of
the 9Th Principal Meridian; together
with all the right, title, equity and ben
eft Of redemption of the said Teresa
Schuessler, her heirs and assigns there
in.
Dated at Glenwood Springs, Colorado,
this first day Of December, A. D. 1908.
c. ". BARROW,
Trustee named in said Deed Of Trust.
First publication Dec. S, 1908.
Last publication Jan. 2, 1909.
The Glenwood post., 1908-12-19
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Estate of Maggie Peterson, deceased.
The undersigned, having been ap-
pointed administrator of the estate of
Maggie Peterson, late of the county Of
Garfield in the state of Colorado, de-
ceased, hereby gives notice that he will
appear before the county court of said
Garfield county, at the court house in
Glenwood Springs, in said county, at
the December term, 1908, on the 2sth
day of December, A. D. 1908, next, at
which time all persons having claims
against said estate are notified and re-
quested to attend for the purpose Of
having the same adjusted. All per
sons indebted to said estate are re-
quested to make immediate payment to
the undersigned.
Dated at Glenwood Springs, Colo.
this 2lst day of November, A. D. 1908.
PETER PETERSON,
l1-2s-12-19 Administrator
The Glenwood post., 1908-12-19
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

Estate of Rebecca Crook, Deceased.
The undersigned, having been ap-
pointed Administrator of the estate
of Rebecca Crook, late of the County
of Garfield in the State of Colorado,
deceased, hereby gives notice that he
will appear before the County Court
of said Garfield County, at the Court
House in Glenwood Springs in said
County, at the December Term, 1908,
on the 9th day of January, A. D. 1909.
next, at which time all persons having
claims against said estate are .noti-
fed and requested to attend for the
purpose of having the same adjusted.
All persons indebted to said estate
are requested to make immediate pay
ment to the undersigned.
Dated at Glenwood Springs, Colo,
this sth day of December, A. D. 1908.
w. W. CROOK.
Administrator.
12-12-1-a
The Glenwood post., 1908-12-19

failure means permanent injury For
should hold farmers institute in ev-
cry settlement where new settlers are
numerous.
'There are thousands of new set
lers on Colorado farms who need infor-
nation throughout the season on pro
blcms that come to them in the new
conditions under which they are work
ing. Such problems as prepaation of
the soil, varietiesto plant at diff
erent attitudes, when and how to apply
water, methods of culture, how to feed
Colorado crops and prevention of insect
depredations and plantdisease.
"Besides specific information, they
need to be taught the principles under
lying farm methods peculiar to Colo
RADIO. A correspondence course fills
special wants of each farmer.
"There are more than 10000 boys
and girls over l5 years old of school
age in Colorado. The Farmers insti-
tute department should organize these
boys in school districts and town
ship clubs to grow grains. potatoes,
sugar beets, melons and to study
methods and markets. Each year a
boys institute should be held in a
township at which the products
grown by themselves compete. The
prize winning products of each town.
ship should compete at a county insti'
tute and the winners in each county
should enter state contest. Similar
work should be conducted in cooking
and sewing with the girls