The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-05-31
A DIFFICULT PROBLEM
How Shall a Man Get Food Without Work?
Hashimura Togo, in Golfers weekly

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When Hon. Taft make Presidential
Speech to idle laboring classes in N.
Y. of recently one Hungry Man in
| audience send up following question to
know:
How can I get job & food when I
have not got it?''
Hon. Taft, which had been answer
ing with prompt delivery such fearful
difficult questions like How to shut
up the TARIFF" What was dying
speech of Ralph Waldo Emerson?"
| WAS Hamlet insane pete, make mo-
ment of solum hesitation before large
simplicity of that Hungry Man ques-
ton.
How can 1 get job & food when I
| have not got it?''
For sfxty-four seconds of clock-t time
he pause wiping dew-drop from neck,
Their, standing seriously with elbows
in pockets, he make following famous
reply:
God knows!"
Mr.. Editor, don't not believe that
Hon. Taft referred that reply to higher
authority because of ignorance inside
of brain. Hon. Taft is kind & wise
Judge of considerable practice-then
why he not able to answer in 81 Sec
onds that Question what laborfng
,to COOS Io.-o boo,, o,,c.,,;r;,. .. I-,,o,,v
in North Dakota, South Dakota,
Europe, Asia and Africa for IS GEN.
turtles? How can he be very nice
President for these U. S. If not?
Maybe-so Hon. Taft will give some
serious brain-thought to this problem
before nomination day. If he is too
busy with himself to do it, Japanese
Boy will told him how to find out Go,
please, at once and read editorial-page
of Hon Hearst where all Great Cues
tons including marriage. socialism, I'M
derwear, care of teeth, religion. horse
racing, etc, is answered to delicious
satisfaction of all persons who read
nothing else. Hon Taft would not say
God only knows!'' after such in
structive course of reading.
But in the mean while, what have
happen to that Hungry Man? If he is
still waiting for mealtiue he must be
enjoying considerable Social Unrest,
because Hunger and Social Unrest are
very affectionate chums. Hon. Will
shire have heard of this Hungry Man
question How to get food when not
got it," and Hon Wiltshire answer
with considerable speed. BY chang
ing the Existing Order of Things"
That is very Ineligible reply, but
ask to know: Can that Hungry Man
wait for lunch while Hon. Wiltshire
changes Existing order of Things?"
There is considerable conversation to
be heard about changing Existing Or
der of Things. Maybe so it can be.
But some kind gentleman what would
change Existing Disorder of Things
would receive more solid japanese
Vote.
one Anazuma, Japanese barber of
Taft enthusiasm, deploy, Hungry
Man can enquire of Charity for it."
make considerable banzai with
laugh.
Faith, Hope & Charity is celebrated
triplets for sculptors to make
allude. Persons must have elaborate
amounts of Faith and Hope to obtain
some Charity out of them organiza-
tions of it,
How deserving must poor be to OBJ
tain groceries for it?'' ask this Ana
yuma.
So / tell this japanese barber follow
ing yarn-tale of charity while he was
putting haircut on my head:
Hon. oscar Casey, dough-ba for
wages. suddenly become unemployed
by no job. He would be delighted to
make bread somewhere, but he is not
REQUIRED there, thank you. 50 he soon
" begin enjoying hunger faint
symptoms of esophagus. He make
street-walk to see what. In midst of
promenading he observe one intensely
beautiful sky-scrape palace with sign
on it ORGANIZED MAGNATE
CHARITY CO" ]
"oh ha," say Hon. Casey for blissful
feeling. II will apply myself TO this
charitable place and require some OF
it,