The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07

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Race-track betting down i'm New York mr.
the quality of the horse, according To- ITS dcro,.
1t more surely increases the number Of r,,.
while in no way affecting the horse.
Congress ought to quit The dc6atcr. n A
literary clubs long ago settled the currency n.
ton, while congress hasn't yet awakened
The Pullman porter used to be the only evil =
railway travel of which the public complained y.-
his offense is considered so trivial that The AMI.
tipping societies and clubs have gone into inr,-
Gus desuetude.
Some of the presidential boom- lasted abo-.
long as the report of Fourth of july firecn.
Christian unity and church consolidation
most desirable but no good can result fromaa.
rifice of truth or any of the vital principles ota
Christian religion simply to make unity a surf1
show Deep down in the hearts Of men mus. eg.
conviction of the righteousness Of their cause Al,
an acceptance Of the validity of the claims Of a
Catholic church is the beginning of the end q
Christian disunion
young woman in New York recently sent ont
invitations to her wedding with the words 1T
the brides wish that no gifts be sent conspicuou.
ly displayed thereon. Such an invitation must NAL,
the recipient feel that his presence not his presents
is really desired.
I Al. n O.
out any pettieoated solicitors with ironclad con
tracts to be signed.
If you are looking for a martyr, never ezpcc.t
find one in the looking glass
1t IS evident the American magazines have 10
circulation in South America Why. the naia
down there think the feet makes really com
mendable show.
Still, the boarding of money won't last long aft
er the Easter bonnet is bought
-sS.
In their efforts to Improve" the condition
mankind the anarchists have given frequent exam
pies of what we might expect if they had aa
way.
Cooperation of thrift and energy creates wins
sloth and Incidence look upon with intolerance
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London is long-suffering city. What with
the fogs and the suffragcttes, life must be one
tinual gloom.
They say that one swallow cannot make sum
mer, but it certainly would help some in The deserts
Of the southland
There are 100000 telephone girls in the world
says the All Sorts column, but when mans in
hurry if he can get Just one he is satisfied.
The silly season begins January / and ends DE-
cember 81 of each year
Only those who hang onto the tail gate and IN
dulge in pessimistic reflections fail to see the silver
lining of the clouds.
Men are such self-suf6cient creatures that they
kick when their wives try to make another man "
them.
Despite the pure food laws. both state and na
tional, strictly fresh eggs have lost none Of ths'
SAVIOR,
When man plants money in real estate he cav
see it grow, even if money doesn't grow on trees
London letter says lot of peers are out i"
work. Always thought they had steady JOB ''
ing nothing
An Arkansas convict has been pardoned beca~
of some poetry he wrote He needn't get 'D'
verses copyrighted for fear Others may try tn'D,
That kind of thing could not be expected to V0''
twice eharmingly,
The champion sheep shearer has record q
taking S25 fleeces in nine hours. And this DD~
operates in Arizona, not in Wall street.