Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-03-13

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Its no disgrace to be poor" 81 can
remember time when il was no dis
grace TO be rich."-L Louisville Courier
Journal.
That Mrs. Sawbones always alludes
to her husband as the dear doctor"
Well, that's the kind of doctor he is"
It'd Bits.
ut is easier 10 be good than great
remarked the moralizer. YES" re-
joined the demoralizer. zone has less
opposition. - Chicago Daily News.
The Girl--Are your poems well read?
Ye Bard-Some of them. | think my
last Thanksgiving poem was read by
ovee two hundred editors.-Chicago
Daily News
He--Tt has been said that a woman
can make a fool of any man. DO you
believe il? She-0f course not The
best she can do is to develop him
Chicago News.
Why do YOU set your alarm clock
You never get up when it ringsi" "No
But have the satisfaction of knowing
am sleeping late of my own free viii.
and not by accident ~ Washington
Star.
Hes talking now of becoming an
lactor.' why, he hasn't any qualiflea-
tons. has hep '0h, yes, friend OF
his died recently and left him fur
lined overcoat aud high hat.--"phlla-
delphia Press.
TN glad to find you SO much better
old man. Does the doctor expect YOU
to be out soon?" II think he expects
me to be out the amount OF his bill.
He sent II In today Catholic Stand
ard and Times
Nell-Why doesn't Maude join your
sewing circle? Belle She wouldn't be
of much use. Nell-Can't she sew?
Belle-0h, yes, she can sew, but she
has an impeachment In her speech
Philadelphia Record.
Green--I can't understand why DE
Short wants a divorce. His wife had
nearly half a million when he married
her. Brownies and she has every
dollar of It yet That's the trouble
Chicago Daily News
Professional Faster--i should like TO
undertake fast of four weeks in this
show Of yours. How much Will you
pay me? Snowman can't give You
any salary, but / win pay for your
keep. Fliegende Blatter.
Mother Ito bedraggled little daugh-
teri Good heavens, child, where have
you been? Child Bobby and | tum-
bled into the pond. Mother-But
where's poor Bobby7 Child Oh, / ex-
pect he's out by now.-Pumch.
Mrs. Calder (rising TO depart) -
Well you must come and call on me
some day. It's your turn now. Mrs.
Chillicon- Kearney-Ye 1 think 1t has
times hasn't it2-Chicago Tribune
Minister Little boy. suppose your
parents have taught you the golden
rule. win you now recite 1T Boy
Wei, just now it's shut the door and
wipe your feet but In the summer
time it's Don't let I'm the flies. De
trolt Free Press
by the use OF "a little cleverness."
began Brokeley, II know "A way to Sc
cure a very excellent substitute for
gold "HowT asked Markley,
eagerly ASK for silver. Haven't got
a half-dollar or SO about you, have
you" Philadelphia Press.
Mr.. Wyss-My dear. wish you
would arrange your hair the way you
had 1t last evening Mrs. Wyss--0h,
Justin l simply can't do that. 1t
completely changes my appearance.
Mr.. Wyss QUIETLY am fully aware
OF that, my love--New York Globe.
Mistress (angriiy) -How dare you
/ talk back to me in that why? never
/ saw such impudencc. You have lot
of nerve 10 call yourself Iady's maid.
New Maid--I don't call m~self that
nov, ma'am but / was o iady's maid
before l got this job.-Chicago Daily
/ News
Il observe" said Heriock Sholmes of
| New York. that you have recently
/ taken up your residence In Brooklyn"
j ''Who told you thatT' asked the other,
/ visibly startled. Nobody, but notice
/ that you blush whenever any one asks
you where you're living - phlladel-
| pha Press
/ Peck--In the Paris police st on
/ they have picture books TO enable
/ foreigners who can't speak French to
point out lost articles Beck know
some It wouldn't help much. Peck
| Whom7 Beck-Americans who have
lost their reputationss--Los Angeles
| Herald.
why don't you go to work.
Work" rejoined meandering Mike.
Look at de thousands OF poor fel, ows
| dat is lookln' fur work an feelin' mis-
cradle without 81. Now work amt
necessary TO me, an l amt goin' to