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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
IRun
4 II your doctor say, fake flyers Sdr-
sGpdniio, then fake H. IF he ha, any,
& Ching better, then fobe that.

man and a sailor in conversation.
" 'Ow will / reach the bioomln' key
side
"G'wan wild ye Dye think I'm a
lOcksmith, that | know about your old
key and its side? There's one key
and lock I'll be after givin' We, and
that's to a cell Move on, now"
'Keyside, Hi said keyside as plain
as Hi could, blime."
Just then a high brow who had been
10 the pOstOffice buying stamps so
that his rejected contributions would
come back to him stepped up.
The man wants the keyside, what
ever that is, and ] dunno" said the
policeman. Il believe he's looney
and III run him in
He wants the quayside-the docks"
said the high brow as he directed
the man to the water front. while the
policeman said:
Well, III be bIowed,"-,New York
Press.
Dinner was done, and the family
was assem- bled in the sitting room
Mother had taken up the evening pa
per and was reading an account OF
how a highwayman had been operat-
ing in the suburbs. Father was down
like a horse while little Willie drove
him around the floor
Papa" finally remarked the good
lady, CHANGING toward her husband,
here is a story, about another man
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
West Florida VS..
Georgia For Peaches

Florida has established it's repu-
tation for citrus fruits and early
vegetables, but little attention has
been given to some other fruits
(which might be grown with much
success and profit. West Florida,
especially. should wake up to the
possibilities there are in raising early
peaches for the northern market.
The people of West Florida have
been hearing for years of the Georgia
peach crop annually shipped to mar
ket with handsome returns to the
growers. but have seemingly given no
thought to the proposition of engag-
ding in the pleasant and profitable &C.
cupation themselves. They have
mostly been content to permit a few
trees to grow about their premises
where they would not be in the way
of something else, and which produc-
ed fruit of the most common variety,
but considered good enough for
home use.
The neglect, on the part of our
farmers, to exploit peaches, strawber-
ries and other fruits, with as much
energy as they do water melons, is
difficult to understand To give our
farmer readers some idea of what
is being done in the peach industry
in Georgia this very season the fol-
lowing from the editorial columns of
the Birmingham Age-Herald, an i'm
partial observer, is reproduced:
The Georgia peach crop is being
moved rapidly in refrigerator cars.
The crop viii not be fully marketed
until the last days of July, but in the
interval 1000 carload lots, or 21,000,-
900 baskets. each containing &c rich
elongated. yellow Elbertas, Will have
been marketed. The Gamers will,
however. absorb about one-third of
the crop, leaving two-thirds OF it to
be distributed among a peach1oVing
people. Alabama win add a thousand
cars to the shipments, and Tennessee
will do nearly as well.
The crop is this year unusually
free from worms or diseases of any
sort The fruit is excellent in every
respect, and the growers in the three
states will pocket about $4,000, 900
for their pains and skill as fruit
SIoWSiS- Inc peach crop OF GeOrSla.
Alabama and Tennessee, and the or
ange crop of Florida promises to ri
val in value California. When a crop /
that fills 1000 cars can be grown IN
q single state it will no longer be fair (
or just to consider il as a passing ;
fad II is a great industry, and it has I
come to stay as long as the fruit APP
peals to the human palate.
Now. it has been demonstrated
right here in Escambia county that
peaches, better in appearance. better /
IN eating qualities, in size, and in fact |
enpertor IN every way TO the import
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
Funny Richard Carrie.

All New York is laughing over
new musical comedy at the New
York Theatre. 1t is Richard Carlos
presentation of himself in "Mary's
Lamb" earle writes his own songs.
The hit of this performance is a
french song, enutIed 'Jamais de la
Vie (Not on Your Life). This song
viii be given away, words and music
complete, WITH the New York SUNDAY
World June ID. This is a continue
ton o. the Sunday Worlds Broad
way song hits.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
REVIVAL SERVICES
ON CHURCH LAWN

The open air service. which was
to have occurred on the lawn of the
East Hill Baptist church did not
take place last. evening on account
o. the rain, but was held inside the
Church instead. Rev. Wray's subject
was For Jesus's Sake. and he deep
ly interested a large audience. Daily
services will take place for the next
ten days at 4 and s p. m, at which
hours the Pensacola public may have
the opportunity of hearing one of the
South's best known young divines.
The open air services viii be insti-
tuted as soon as the weather will
permit.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
FIXED.

Oh, the clans are getting busy
In Chicago.
Noise enough to make you dizzy =
In Chicago.
Presidential booms are cooling,
Candidates have quit their fooling
And the hand of Ted is ruling
In Chicago.
William Howard Taft is looming
In Chicago.
All the other lights are glooming
In Chicago.
1t was all framed up by Teddy,
Sure of hand and eye and steady,
Long before the hall was ready
In Chicago
Paul Cook in Birmingham Age
Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
WRITER OF "BROKEN LINKS"
ARGUES FOR THE PANAMA

DeFuniak Springs, June II, 190S::-
Editor Pensacola Journal.
Your travelling man has named the
new hotel, leaving off hotel" The
Panama." What could be easier,
more muisal. up-to-date. suggestive
and prophetic then THE Panama?
VANDELA VARNUM THOMAS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
THREE NAMES SUGGESTED
BY FRED c. HUMPHREYS

Pensacola. Fla, June II, 1908.
Editor Pensacola Journal.
As to a name for our. new hotel,
kindly permit me to suggest three:
The Cosmopolitan" as our city is
one of that kind. Hotel Santa Rosa"
in honor of our beautiful island, and
Hotel San Miguel in honor of the
old Spanish fort. part of the remains
Of which are now standing at the
head of PalafoX street.
FRED G. HUMPHREYS.
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OLD CITIZEN WANTS
HOTEL CALLED "MAGNOLIA'

Pensacola, Fla, June IT, 1908.
Editor Pensacola journal.
VIII you allow an old citizen to sug-
geSt name for the new hotel which
would be appropriate, The Magnolia.
beside you could decorate the grounds
with this beautiful tree and add to its
beauty.
Respectfully,
MAGNOLIA.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18

You say my daughter loves your"
questioned the old man.
I'm sure of it" replied the young
man.
Well. we'll" returned the old man,
looking the young man over critically,
There's no accounting for tastes, Is
there?'
And somehow, although the young
man knew that he ought to be happy
over the possession of the girl, he
couldn't help scowling and speculat-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
DETROIT, MICH, MAN
SUGGESTS "THE PENSACOLA

DeFSniak Springs, June II, 1908.
Editor Pensacola Journal.
Noticing your request for susges-
tons FOR naming the new hotel. per-
nit me to suggest THE Pensacola
If this does not meet with favor.
why not CALI il ''Barrancas," after the
old historical fort?
GEO. A. SIMPSON.
SIS Cass Ave. Detroit. Mich.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
A NAME FOR
THE NEW HOTEL

A gentleman who has been pleased
with the spirit of Pensacolians in sub
scribing money for a half-million dol
lar hotel, while the balance of the
world is crying hard times, suggests
as name, Hotel Courageous"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18

The race between the two Macs
for the office of county clerk was
neck and neck, and the result was
determined very likely by circum-
stances over which neither of the
candidates had any control.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18

born and its site forest for roaming
wild men and beasts? "Castillian"
is word associated with power, fame
and culture
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18

who was waylaid. Do these holdupi
always stop you with a pistol ant
then go through your clothes?"
"'Oh. no." grinfully replied fatheri
arising from the floor. Sometimes
they wait until you hang your clothes
over the back of a chair and go TO
sleep. '-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
"THE CASTILLIAN" BY A
PENSACOLIAN IN NASHVILLE

Pensacola, June II, 1908.
Editor Pensacola Journal.
We enclose herewith a Clipping
from the Nashville Banner, which
we received TODAY. and from the
handwriting on the wall" is appar-
emily the suggestion of a former resi-
dent OF Pensacola who is now locat-
ed in Nashville, and who is none 9TH
er, in our opinion, than the Hon. T.
T. Wright
HOOTON & WATSON.
To the Editor of the Banner.
This may be termed the hotel era.
Palatial hotels are looming I'D in
every section of earth touched by ag-
gressive civilization. Modern hotels
are now a necessity for cities that
seek capital and growth. Wretched
and hlthy taverns in many attractive
secuonssof the South are stunned by
travellers and capitalists We are
gratified to know that Nashville's new
motel viii be named THE Hermit
age In honor of the historic home of
the ola nero who sleeps in a nearby
hillside.
Talk as We may, there is much in
a name. Shakespeare called Smith"
might be little real or famed.
Generous Pensacola asks the world
to name her new hotel. and tenders
a residential lot to the coiLer of
name for same. How would .'Tba
Castillian" strike citizens of that fair
city by the sea, settled by grandees
from Spain in the day of her imperial
New York was I'M
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
TWO NAMES SUGGESTED
BY WOMAN READER

Pensacola. June II, 1908.
Editor Pensacola Journal
/ would suggest as a name for our
new hotel either "Arriola" or Mar
vaeZ."
MRS. NJ. e. BATS.
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An Interesting lime

IL was an interesting time at the
house of Dobbs, and finally when the
doctor came out into the hall Dobbs
was in a state of excitement equal to
an election night.
well, doctor?" he said inquringly,
grabbing the physicians coat front
with both hands.
Twins" responded the doctor
briefly.
~How-howvmsny?" he asked in
a daZed manner
''The usual number" replied the
doctor. smiling.
"Oh, ycs-ah-excuse me, doctor
Boys or g.~l5?"
Boys.
"Boys?''
yes"
Then I'm a ruined man"
-Ruined?" was the surprised an
swer. Whats the matter with your"
why, doctor, for the last twenty
years it's been all / could do to meet
the demands of my boys for nv old
clothes. and now at my time of life to
have to commence to wear two pairs
or trousers al once in order to keep
up with the procession is more than
l can undertake. l see ruin with
big r staring me in the face, and 1
can't make move to defend myself"
The doctor gave him a dose of
chloral to quiet his nerves
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18
ALL SORTS.

All, little cherry,
On the tree;
Soon in the cocktail
You will be.
Detroit Free Press.
Nay. little cherry,
On the tree;
Soon in the birdie
You will be
Chicago Record-Her2ld.
Park Row at l a. IA. and a police
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18

Strange it is that people may be
ever so fond of venison and yet OBJ
ject to dear meat
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18

A lot of old newspapers,
tied up in neat bundles for
sale, sc a bundle, at The Jour-
nal office.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18

If you are all run down, easily tired, thin,
pale, nervous, go to your doctor. Stop guess
ing, stop experimenting, go direct to your
doctor. Ask his opinion OF Ayers non-aIco-
holic Sarsaparilla. No alcohol, no stimula-
ton. A blood purifier, nerve tonic, a strong
Alternative, an aid TO digestion. Ic; dyes Co;
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18

A lot of old newspapers.
tied up in neat bundles for
sale, sc a bundle, at The Jour-
nal office.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18

Subscrib- for The Journal
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-06-18

Park Row at l a. m. and a police
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-20
PASTORS JOIN
 IN TRIBUTES
 TO MIR. HAYNES
(continued from First Page.)

United church among the sister denom- nations. tho entire morning service was given the character of mem orial service. Tho pastor, Rev. Fran els T. Brown, n personal friend of MT. Haynes spoke with feeling from the text, Hebrews XI, 1, He being dead yet speaketh" He said in part:
 "one thought this morning, Is In all our hearts. We meet under the shad- ow of a community bereavement. To some of us, the news of the tragic death of Artemas Haynes has come with the polgnancy of a personal sor- row; as one of that number and re- mcmbering the wider circle, almost as wide as our city life, that has felt some touch of his generous soul. I can only let tho sense of our common loss in his death and our common heritage in his memory frame the message of .thls hour.
 Tt Is hard to say to ourselves tha, we shall not look again upon his earn. est, winsome face, that we shall mol hear his sincere and arresting voice that wo shall not feel the pressure oi his frank and brotherly handclasp Our streets and assemblies and tho pulpit of his power shall know him nc more. And yet his quickening spirit will abide with us and many a mar shall feel that He being dead ye speaketh'
 His silent lips bring to Us this morn ing an appeal to religious reality, Tht note of reality was In all his ministry IIe was impatient of cant and tradi | ton and convention. He sought first hand relation 10 the truth in all of it simple and searching power. He wal not a systematic thinker; he was rath CT a poet. Ills emphases upon values were not always infallibly placed, bu he had genuine and exalting munitions He knew God in personal communion and he was loyal to his heavenly wis ions. There is, as the church has eve heli and undoubtedly ever will hold, { unique medlatorlal value In the worl pl JeSus 1ilIlsl Nll'h bui blotHel teaching did not adequately reflect; bu 1t was his passion for reality that let him to cling to the manhood of Jesu Christ of which the docetlc tendencies of theology have too often robbed our faith. If we lose Him as a brother we shall not feel Him as a Savior | the needed lesson which the Unitarian protest taught the ,sarch and which our lamented brother did his part tc make effective. He used 10 quote witl significant approval the words of Phil lips Brooks I would rather maj should believe that Jesus was not Go, and live as though he were. than hay l him believe that Jesus was God an live as though he were not After all the test of faith Is In doing as ou Lord commanded and to this test ou brother summoned himself and other with the ardor of quenchless Ideal ism"
 Mir Brown here spoke of Mfr Hayne' appeal for the wide sacredness of hu man life a sacredness that shoult tranefgure In our eyes all mans worl and play. the home life and hospital
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-20
Rev. Mir. Newton.

Rev. Mir. Newton at West Haven, also spoke of the death of Mir. Haynes lie paid a high tribute to the charac- ter and personal worth of the dead pastor and said that his death was a loss to the community and to all of the communities in which he had minis- tued. He spoke Of the large work MT Haynes had accomplished here and in his otl'er pastorates
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-20

hymns the beautiful hymn for All saints day For all they saints who from their labors rest.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-20
Davenport Church.
Rev. Mir. squires.

At the Howard Avenue Coneregation- Ial church the pulpit was occupied by the Rev Mir. squlres of West Haven who exchanged pulplts with Rev. J. E. Newton for the day In the prayer at the morning service he paid tribute to Rev. MT. Haynes and spoke of the big loss which the death of such a man meant to the church and to the com munity.
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-20
At Calvary Baptist Church

Continued on Third Page.)
The morning journal-courier., 1908-07-20

| At St. Paul's church the Rev. MT. Perry made special reference to the death of Rev. Mir, Haynes. Mir Perry | had planned to be out of town yester- day but when he heard of the drown ing of the Rev Mir Haynes he remain message of appreciation to his congre- gation. MT. Perry spoke from the chancel and voiced his expression oi sorrow over the death of a brother clergyman In these words:
 Two days ago there came one oi those mysterious visitations of sudden death which brought, apparently to ar urtimely end, life which promised muc1 fer the city of New Haven. He was moro to us than simply minister of neighborlng congregation ant more than a prominent citizen. He wat member and a leading member, O. the great communion of the Christian people which transcends all sects anC overrldes the lines of creeds and de nominations uniting in one catholic body all the followers of the common Lord
 He was man of transparent sin cerlty, of rare courage of conviction and action and of uncompromisinl principle. It is right that this con gregation, both those of us who knev him personally and others who onl, felt the benefit of his life, should d, honor to his memory and express oil sympathy to his afflicted people an, his family
 In addition to this tribute Rev MT Perry included specially in the lists 0
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1908-07-09
By ROBERTUS LOVE.

By ROBERTUs LOVE.
4 MEXICAN history presents nc
parallel to the career Of VII
~ liam Jennings Bryan. The
same may be said as to his
personality. Both in career and char.
acter he Is unique.
Holding no Office, never having held
any Office save that of a representative
in congress for two terms in his-early
manhood, Mr.. Bryan for twelve years
has dominated one Of the two great po-
litical parties of the nation. This po-
'litical organization is of a hundred
years standing, the party Of Thomas
Jefferson, of Andrew Jackson, Of Gro
yer Cleveland.
When first nominated for the presi-
dency IN 1896 MI. Bryan had been &
private citizen for two years. He has
been D private citizensever since, Yet
in personal popularity, In bis political
hold on, the party Ae still. 1sathe focal
and foremost figure int ational De-
uocracy. This is individuality true de-
spite the frantic. efforts. of 'asconsidera-
BILE section Of ticaadh erentsto
.belfttle his leadership. Factsaare facts.
In 1900 Mr.. Bryan was renominated
for the presidency by accla1lation. In
1904 he could have been renonfnated
for the third consecutive time, had he
desired the honor. Now, in 1908, on
the eve Of the national convention at
Denver, he appears to have an easy
tWo-thirds majority for DENOMINATION.
His two defeats for election to the
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Bids Wanted,

Bids wanted for moving dirt from
ditch on quarter line of section r.,
vest of West Branch creamery, in
Town of Greenbush. Dirt must be
moved from one to fifty rods and
spread on road bed by contractor.
Right reserved to reject any or all
bids. All bids must be in by July Is.
o. 81. Uglem,
Archie Taylor,
Long Siding, MINI.
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BRYAN IS 4;f F,,;, t c''s,' =: =:
a Progressive Evangelist'' Who Bristles
With AGeressiveness as Porc,lpine
With Quilts. - - - - -

der discussion in the American con.
gress, and most Of the other prominent
Democrats have had their opportunity
to loom large In those discussions.
There have been International issues
Of the most serious importance to ad-
just, and they have been adjusted by
the other prominent men tn both polit-
ical parties men In office. Through
all these vast events Mr.. Bryan has
been private citizen In the vicinity of
Lincoln, Neb. No chance has Bryan
had to do anything officially in state
craft, while the whirligig Of time and
change has flashed magnificent oppor-
tunities full in the face Of his friends
and his foes.
Yet Mr.. Bryan is the head and front,
the facade and parapet, the cornice,
dome and spire Of the Democratic par
ty, whether you love him or libel him
or let him alone.
Now, honest, isn't this a remarkable
fact?
Wherefore. BELOVED. it behooves US
to analyze this mans character III the
effort to discover Just why and. how he
has kept,his> cltnch hold uponst hesparty
and the people.
In the first place, Mr.. Bryan is not
Of a retiring disposition. Perhaps that
is why he has not retired from poll
tics. He is an aggressive Individual.
He bristles with aggresstveness as
porcupine with quilts, but he is not
fretful, like the porcupine. He is ready
always to puncture with one Of his
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For Sale.

For Sale.
House and three lots with stable and
outbuildings, opposite Catholic
church on Central avenue. Brick
store and lot on Main street in the
business center of Princeton. Two 80
acre farms at Long Siding, in Sec
tion 5, with buildings and improve
ments. The above property will be
sold on contract or at discount for
cash, and at price below the market,
to close out.
27-tf G.. II. Chadbourne,
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First Class Wri


also Is an excellent writer, what may
be called a first class writer. But what
Of that? The late Charles A. Dana of
the New York Sun once was visited by
a friend who wanted Dana to find a
writing position for a young man fresh
from the country.
''He is first class writer, Mr.
Dana," said the friend.
Mr.. Dana picked up brickbat which
lay on his table as a paperweight.
Then he tured to the window.
''Look down there on Park row." he
said. II could shy this brickbat down
there at any time of the day or night
and hit on the head a first class writer
who is starving to DEATH
No amount Of literary work, however
brilliant, could have gained William J.
Bryan his premier place in the Democ.
racy. He might have written the ex-
act words that he speaks until he had
writer's paralysis clean up to his arm
pits and down his backbone without
being able to capture a single dele
gates vote in convention to nominate
a candidate for constable Of Hooppole
township. His oratory has made him
his oratory, backed, Of course, by his
force Of character, his transparent SIN
cerity, his courage Of conviction.
Right here we may point out another
item of resemblance between Henry
Clay and the Nebraskan. Clay always
took firm stand, right in front Of the
footlights, on any question which came
up for discussion during his fifty years
Of public life. Bryan always does the
same. There are political cats at
which you are always looking with
something Of anxious concern, not
knowing just which way they are go.
ing to Jump. Bryan usually gets to the
spot where he stands on public prob
lens before the crowd looks that way,
and there he plants his feet with a re-
sounding PUNK. Even If the spot gets
out from under him, as In the instance
Of the government ownership Of rail.
roads, you are always glad that he had
nerve enough to state his views. Ma.
ture abhors b vacuum and vacillating
politician, a politician who never
stands for anything because there is a
vacuum about three feet long where
his backbone ought to be.
So, to sum up, we may say that Mr..
Roosevelt, an emphatic man like Mr..
Bryan and likewise an evangelist,
though Of different type, is popular
throughout the country because he has
had an opportunity to do things he be.
l1eves In, while Mr.. Bryan is popular
throughout the country because he has
had an opportunity to say things he
believes.