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The San Francisco call., 1908-05-27
BERKELEY REAL EsTATE

BERKELEY REAL ESTATE
1000 room, basement cottage, with bath,
pantry. laundry, etc; lot 30x10j;, east
frontage: street work and sidewalks
piete; terms $500 down and $25 monthly.
81, T50--New high basement cottage, with bath.
pantry laundry. electric lighting, ETC.;
lot 4Oxl00; conveniently located; close
TO car line; terms. $3.50 cash and SIS
monthly.
S., ,0O0--New high basement cottage, with bath.
pantry and laundry: lot 30x1o0: south
frontage: street work and sidewalks COM
pete: terms, $3.50 cash and $25 monthly.
ss.l5o-Pretty room bungalow. with bath,
large pantry. laundry, ETC.; electric light
ing. lot 33xs0; east frontage; street
work and walks DONE convenient to sta
tion aud two 1ines terms $500 cash
and $50 monthly.
o. A. RUDOLPH
Lerins Station, South Berkeley.
OPEN SUNDAYS.
The San Francisco call., 1908-05-27
NOTICE OF ASSESSMENT

NOTICE OF ASSESSMENT
SUNSET MONARCH OIL COMPANY, location
Of principal place OF business being city and
county of San Francisco. Cal.-Sotice is hereby
given that at a meeting Of the directors. held
on the 18th day OF May. 1908 an assessment
of ten cents O0c) a share was levied upon the
capital stock Of the corporation. payable i'm
States 10 the secretary. 81 the Office Of the
company. 80 Clay ST.. San Francisco Cal. Any
stock upon which this assessment shall remain
unpaid on the 18th day of June 1905 will he
delinquent and advertised for sale at public
auction, and unless payment is made before,
viii be sold on the 18th day OF July, 1905 at
u o'clock noon. at the office Of the company
to pay the delinquent assessment together
with The costs of advertising and expenses Of
sale. GEO A. DOUGLASS,
Secretary Of Sunset Monarch oil Co.. 30 Clay ST.
Dated May Is, f30s.
The San Francisco call., 1908-05-27
ELMHuRsT REAL ESTATE


81, I50-Cottsge near S. II. station; 5 rooms; lot
100x125; $3.50 cash. balance easy. Coast Realty
Co., 969 Broadway, room 81, Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1908-05-27
TYPEwRITERs AND SUPPLIES

NOTICE. OF ASSESSMENT
OCCIDENTAL OIL COMPANY, location Of prin-
cipsl place OF business being City and County
of San francisco. cal.--fctice Is hereby given
that at meeting OF the directors. held on the
27th day of April, le0S an assessment of ten
cents tl0cl share levied upon the cap
ifal stock of the corporation. payable immed.
lately in lawful money Of the United states
10 the secretary. at the office of the company
No. 30 Clay ST.. San francisco. Cal. Any
main unpaid on the LIST day OF June 1908,
will be delinquent and advertised for snle at
public auction, and unless payment Is made
before. win be sold on the 10th day OF June,
1905 at u O'Clock noon, at the office of the
company, to pay the delinquent assessments
together With the costs Of advertising and ex-
penses OF sale.
GEO. A. DOUGLASS
Secretary of Occidental Oil Company.
Dated April 81. 1905. 30 Clay st.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
MARIANA ARRIVES

The II. NJ. s. s. Mariana came into
port this morning at 1880 o'clock
with Jan Kubelik, the great virtuoso,
aboard, but with many disappointed
people ashore. who felt badly that
she did not arrive last evening. The
vessel brings passengers and mail ms
well as freight for this port. Aside
from the breaking down OF her
pumps so that she had to go back
into the harbor after being some
time at sea from Vancouver, the voy-
age which she had over here was I'M
eyentful, the weather was calm and
the winds favorable
She left Victoria, b. c., at 4:3O D.
m. April 2S, SO that the run would
have been good one had she made
port last night.
She brought for Honolulu six pas
sengers in the first cabin and seven
in the second.
The cargo for this port consists of
1000 barrels lime, 200 drums cod
fish, cases cheese, and II bags sun
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
d DISMISSAL FOR
MARINE {. DAVIS
Officer Makes a Futile
Effort To Get Him
Off On Thomas

Lieutenant Fay of the Marine
Corps made an unsuccessful attempt
TO get U. s. District Attorney Breck-
ms to consent this morning to dis
miss the case of Private George Da-
Wis, marine stationed here, who
has been indicted under the Edmonds
Act, in order to send him away on
the Y. S. A. L. Thomas. The legal
men had warrant sworn out before
Judge Dole. on which Davis was re-
arrested.
The trouble began about a month
ago. when the man was ordered home
to the States, and was supposed to
have gone out on the Buford. lie
was arrested just before the boat
sailed, and was not sent, as it was
certain that If he was, Breckons
would bring him back to be tried
The attorney could not prevent the
man being sent, but he could bring
him back after he had gone.
This morning, with the Thomas
sailing at II o'clock, Fay called on
Breckons, and tried to FIX the matter
up so that DAVIS might go as ordered,
but there was nothing stirring.
II is said that there was no cause
for the rearrest, as the marine Off
GERS did not wish to interfere with
the administration of justice, and
would not have sent Davis away
without Breckons' consent. 1t was
hoped merely that the man could be
gotten rid of.
The trial of Davis comes up in the
morning.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
TICKETS FOR SATURDAYS
MASCOT" NOW ON SALE

The box office at Wall, Nichols fol-
next Saturdays performance of "The
Mascot" opened this morning, and the
way in which the tickets are going
shows what popular hit that comic
opera has made.
All who saw THE Mascot" last
week are loud In their praises of
that production and II great many OF
them have secured tickets again for
the third night.
II is safe to say "The Mascot" is
the best comic opera yet produced by
local amateurs and there have been
some mighty good ones, too.
Had THE Mascot" not been the
success 1t undoubtedly was, 1t could
not run for third night, but, as 1t
is, full house for next Saturday Is
practically assured.
All those who intend to go to next
Saturdays performance should Sc f.
cure their tickets as soon as possible,
as they are selling rapidly and from
present indications cannot last much
longer.
In this respect the management
wishes 1t clearly understood that no
tickets will be held after A p. m. on
Saturday next.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
THE PANTRY 5OAT.

The Mauna Loa, Captain Simerson,
came in early this morning, with the
usual cargo of food supplies, and with
a large list of passengers. The cargo
which she brought in was: S512 bags
sugar. 352 bags coffee. 3 bags ava. 4
bags potatoes, 95 lunches bananas. 4
bales tobacco, 2 barrels oranges, /
barrel dried fish, 2 cases dried fish, 8
barrels pears and cases same, 2
cases water lemons, s kegs butter, %
empty barrels, case lines, Al caseG
preserves, 2 cases brandy, % bales
hides, bales sheep skins, 4 crates
chickens, 5 crates pigs, IA boys, l
goat, 4 horses, 80 head cattle, I auto
and 1855 packages sundrics.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
INSPECTION REPORT
CONTINUED from pase u

company are all white, and are ener-
gctic and competent. The men ara
about one-half white and Portuguese,
and half natives. All are strong and
apparently capable of standing hard.
ships Of active service, and physical
examinations are the army standard
The entire organization can be de-
pended on in case of domestic dis
turbanccs. Character and zeal are
excellent; efficiency, good.
Gallery practice is more extensive
than range practice.
Company H. Physical appearance,
character and zeal, excellent; relia-
bility in domestic emergencies, COM
plete. Examinations conform to ar
my standard.
Company +. Physical appearance,
character and zeal, excellent, eff
cheney, good; reliability in domestic
emergencies. complete. Examination
conforms to army standard
This company Is enough better In
Il general way to mark II as first,
comparatively, in the Guard, but not
enough to note it excellent through
out
Company G. Physical appearance,
character and zeal, excellent; eff
cheney. good; reliability in domestic
emergencies, complete. Examination
conforms to army standard.
Company |. The officers and men
are all natives. The captain is ener-
getic and competent, with good com
mon sense. The lieutenants are Gu
ergetiC and competent.
The men are of excellent physica
condition; character and zeal, excel
lent. Appearance, fair. and all can
be relied on in case OF domestic emcr-
gencics.
Target practice very little: about
eight men fired Glass C, about six
teen have had gallery practice.
This company is unfortunately sit
uated. About 90 men live 23 miles
from the headquarters and others arc
scattered widely. 1t is surprising
that 80 good a showing was made,
and 1t is due to the force of the cap
tain and the energy of the officers
There Is no means of locking M
material inside the armory.
First Hospital Company. PhyslcaI
appearance, character and zeal, OK.
cellent; efficiency, excellent; reliabil-
ity In domestic emergencies, com
plete. Examination conforms to ar.
my standard.
First Company Signal Corps. Phys
Teal appearance, character, zeal, and
efficiency, excellent; reliability In
domestic emergencies, complete. FIX
animation conforms to army stand
ard.
BY order of the Governor,
JOHN w. JONES,
A.gdtant General, Chief of STAFF.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
a % a " a u A u u u Ut 8 u 81 n n
\ PASSENGERS ARRIVED %
u u ~ n ~ H G u H * ~ D. X "a u ~ D.

Per stmr Mauna Loa, Simerson,
from Kau, Kona ports and Maui ports,
$50 a. ma. Butler, X. Irwin, J.. La
Rue, Edith Mills, 7. G.. Jackson and
wife, +. McCorrlston, d. =. Mumbrue
snd wife, VIM st. Claire, Y. Van Hing,
l.. A. Thurston, y. r. ConaDt. j. a.
Magoon, wife and servant, Miss u.
Magoon. C. II. Min, j. Hay. Geo. w.
Carr. II. r. Wehsclan, w. J. Dyer, =.
Messchaert, Chas Daniels, Joe Rego,
Morlnioto, +. Tensthaw, T.. Martins,
p. Handloss. J. H. Fisher, j. Gold,
stein, Jas. Hind, Il. X. Elgin and G2
deck
Per II. NJ. S. Mariana. Glib, from
Victoria, en- route 10 the Colonies. May
5.-Miss c. p Shields, u. Rougier, T..
X. Kackley. w. S. RycrOft, JOS Lord,
II s. Smith, Mrs. Thurberf, Miss Syl
yester, u. y. Cline, f. Call, j. John,
ii. ID. Fries, o. Thurber.
Per U. s. 4. transport Thomas, May
4, from Mania.-For Honolulu: Mrs.
Custino, Mrs. James Miller, Miss Ida
Yowell
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
q n u q . n q sn e n n n ~ Il :
q WATERFRONT NOTES >
Il a. d Il n n q Il u o &c n u 4 u \
THOMAS COMES AND GOES

The u. S. A. Z. Thomas came into
port last evening, after announcing
her approach by wireless, some time
beforehand. She was sighted about
6 o'clock and locked at S:30. She is
en- route from Nagasaki and Manila
for the Coast, bringing troops and
passengers from the Orient. She took
out mail, sailing at IL o'clock this
morning, for San Francisco. She car
ries troops bound for Seattle. Alto
gether there are 1851 passengers
aboard the boat, which is one of the
largest of the transport fleet.
The troops aboard the boat are
519 enlisted men of the Sth Infantry,
comprising seven companies, 127 en-
listed men, casuals of the army, and
100 casuals of the navy, 81 casuals
of the marine corps, 50 officers.
There are, besides, 1853 civilians In
the first and second cabins.
The men were allowed ashore last
night and this morning, and were
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tam OF me Japanese army ana re-
fused to sign up until he saw he
would he put In the brig II he re.
NAMED stubborn
Three hundred TONS of water was
,,, ot,,o,, , ,ht ,,t,
- , a.,
i''"'S "eii''e' u'ou 1T DC" apr II
| Prominent among those aOoar'
lao a Ua.a NU... Ia. a H..
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
y q " n h a It q q . n II y u a %
y PASSENGERS DEPARTED X
u II II = n q 4 u n ~ n II y " " n

Per stmr Mauna Kea, Freeman, for
liilo and way ports, May s, ~ M
Miss Maria Victor, Miss Ahrens, C. II.
Hall, G. II. Mayer, w. J. Bell and
wife, Miss Matilda Blaisdell, Miss
Julia Hughes, Miss Alice Blaisdcll,
Miss L. Hopkins, Mrs. II. p, Wood,
Mrs. C. l.. Wight, Mrs. y. p. Low, I.
lhihi and VT T, II. Spryker A. "
Carter j. Rego, Rev. Kong Yin Set, =,
G. Jones and wife, +. A. Wicket, $.
Splitter, James Lycll James q, Frazer.
f. J. Lindemann, C.. NJ. LOvstch, w.
II. Shipman, Mrs. Saunders, Miss Dora
Saunders, Mrs. Durham, Mrs. Ella
Heilig, " O. Banks, o. J, Barker, Lou
Sheong, Mrs Hampton, II. r. ElBIn,
John Hind
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
sXk q " u u " " = " y 1 y n N "
II PASSENGERS BOOKED II
y " A q " m a n % ~ n n &C ~ " u q

Per o. S. s. Alameda, May IL, fOr
San Francisco-M Mr.. and Mrs q. Cor,
don, II. II. Renton, Mrs. II. IT, Ron,
ton, Miss Ruth Renton, Mrs, p. l.,
Horne, Miss Mary A, Peck, MIR. AMI
Mrs. j. s. Wood and child, Mrs, a. J.,
Cooke, Mics Grace Cooke, Migs q.
Garrison, Mrs. Hankey, Mrs, J. A, Hon.
per, Miss n, Hopper, Miss u, Cooke,
Miss T. C.. Mason, Miss NJ, A, OMa,
ley, Mrs, G. M, Hyde, q. L. Dlgolow,
wife and child, Mrs o, c. Scott, Mrs,
G. l.. Kennoy, T, N. Stryker, W, O.
Walker, Mrs, c, Hoilig &c, Cohen
and wife, f, w. Wnchtor and VITO,
Mrs c, W, Tucker Miss Tucker, Mrl.
II, j. Frear and daughter, c. W,
Bruins, J. J. sullivan, Mr.. and Mrs, G.
=, Shipard, MIR and Mrs. II. s, Smith,
Mrs. Crawford ], II. Morgan, Mrs,
Sugehlro and child, Mrs, ]. r, GullcG,
w b Honeymhn and vito, Mr., and
Mrs. w. Booth, LOWS Schucn, II, W.
Robinson, J, G, Lane, l., u, Collin,
Mrs Buchly and child, Mr., and Mrs,
A. kolner =, A, CARVE, Mrs, o, i.
True and two children, E A. Wilson,
ID, Jameson, II, w, Prouty.
Per stmr, lwalanl, Self, for MOlokai
and Maui ports, 3 y, m,-Mrs, w, y.
Jones, J. X, Waiamani, Bernlce Poaha
and two children
Per stmr, w, G, Hall, for Maui and
Kauai ports, 8 y, MFRS, A, Schult
and two children, G, T. Eckart, II, l.,
Lyon,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05

dries.
The Mariana proceeds on her voy-
age to the Colonies at 1880 O'Clock
this afternoon.
Among the notable passenge re-
aboard Is Hon. c. MajOr, Ch!nf Jur-
tice of Fiji, on his wa to the islands
by way of Canada,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05

An Easter gife of $4,000 for church,
extension purposes has been received
from Mrs. Anna Il, Prentice of Brook,
Ign by the board of church extension
of the general synod Of the Evangelic,
al church in the United States.
Richard Hall has been acquitted at
Dawson, y, T., on charge of steal,
Ing 100000 worth of gold dust from a
Yukon river steamboat.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
MAUNA kEA SAILS.

The lntcrIsland steamer Mauna
Kea, Freeman, sailed at noon today
for Hilo and way ports. on her reg.
ular run. The big boat carried out n
good number of passengers
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05

First quarter of the maan May y.
Hawaiian standard time Is 10 hUuls
30 minutes slower than Greenwich
time, being that OF the meridian of 1JT
degrees 80 minutes. The time whistle
blows at 1880 p. m, which is The same
as Greenwich. hours minutes Sun
and moon are for local time COR the
whole group.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
THREE STEAMERS TO SAIL.

Three Inter-Island steamers, the
iwalani. the Likciike and the w. G.
Hall are due to sail at o'clock this
afternoon. only the latter carrying u
large list of passengers.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
LOCAL AND GENERAL

Ring up 2.5.6 and ask for Bull.
lctin Vacation Booklet, which
tells you all about the best outing
plan ever offered
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05

TWO BOATS FROM the Brazilian
cruiser Constant raced this morning
out to the buoy and back One of the
boats was manned by negroes, and the
other by whites. The boat manned by
the latter won by three minutes, after
an exciting struggle, which attracted
a. good deal of attention along the
waterfront.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05

Bulletin Business okoe Phone 256
Bulletin Editorial Eesm Phone 1856,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
1ARMoNY LODGE. No. $40. F.

Meets every Monday evening d.;
1880 In I. .. o. r. Hail. Fort street.
L. r. uENDRY, Secretary.
BEN. 4. VICKERS, n. q.
All visiting brothers very cordially
invited.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05

1S5 ssitsrla! ?esms-2eJ1 busI.
ness office. These are the nsW tel.
ephone numbers Of the Bulletin Office
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05

Bulletin Business Office Phone 258,
Bulletin Editorial Room Phone 1876.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05
OAHU LODGE, No. /, K. of P.
GoNOLULU LODGE GIG, B. P. o. E

Honolulu Lodge No. 616, b. p. q.
A., will meet in their hall on King
GEAR Fort street every Friday even.
iuE.
BY order OF the NJ X.
HENRY G. EASTON,
Secretary.
WIN. II. McINERNY, Z. Il.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05

S. S. SANDBERG, captain of the
trans.Pacihc steamer Korea, was
granted final decree of divorce In
Oakland recently by Judge Melvin,
from Kathleen " Sandbcrg. 1t was
charged that Mrs. Sandberg had
transferred her affections to another
while her husband was sailing the
seas.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05

SOME DISAPPOINTMENT was OK
pcrienced all over town when three
whistles, blown AT G O'Clock yesterday
afternoon were found to herald the
approach Of the transport Thomas, in
stead of the Mariana, bearing Jan Ku
belik, who was expected to give n con
cert last night.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-05-05

A LETTER FROM San Francisco
says that the monitor Wyoming will
he in trim for sea in thirty days and
is to be sent to this port to be station
ship here. She is being practically re.
built, and converted into an oil burn,
err. She will bring u crew of l75 men
here.
The daily sentinel., 1908-06-26

O of
the
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HAPPINESS will reign
meddng?
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OF your he can
at all gifted along occult
lines will
noble
MATTERS BUSINESS INVESTMENTS
o he o o
YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE THE SMALLEST INVESTMENT
without
certainty which he will quickly
Lewis
will regret
1T MAKES NO DIFFERENCE position
will
BLESSING the doubtful
calling untold.
strictly
des his
354 street-PRVATE
LoRS IN PRIVATE RESIDENCE receives all callers
NOTCE-He will his readings $1
day. t4.tf.t.l "a. lt.tAnt -f:t-sa.t-,i-
The daily sentinel., 1908-06-26

Small house and lots in fine To-
cation on Orchard Mesa Heights
overlooking river. For short time
only at Si1O0. Easy terms.
The daily sentinel., 1908-06-26

With the convention rapidly ap-
preaching, Mr.. Mills has still not re-
ceived sufficient applications for
roomers, and, while the Chamber has
1000 entries listed in its crusade
for accommodations. the number is
not considered up to the required
mark yet. All of the big hotels have
bsen taken and it is now up to the
citizens of Denver to show their in
terest in the matter.
All that is necessary to list rooms
with Mr.. Mills is to drop postal
card or letter to the Chamber of
Commerce building with the number
of people and rooms noted.
Despite the efforts of the conven-
tion league, solicitors are still going
around listing rooms and charging
money for doing so, and Mr.. Mills
desires to warn the houscholders
once more against having anything
to do with these men.-Denver Re-
publican.
The daily sentinel., 1908-06-26
(By Glenn Guernsev.O

New York, June 26.-Here l am
again-if those other humorists, they
of the sawdust arena, viii pardon the
plagiarism. And l have a most laugh
able joke. a hugely funny story, to
spring ON you.
It's all about the girl in the Cloth
Shoes. She's dead. Now, as Ebert
Hubbard would say, now, laugh, dern
you.
you are dense, almost English. /
shall have to be more explicit.
1t was on the Brooklyn Bridge
promenade that / first met the Girl
in the Cloth Shoes. Not socially, of
course. She wasn't that kind of a
lady. Our acquaintance was that
merely of passersby.
Tee, hee, hee, heel Oh ha, ha. ha!
But she was funny, 1t was midwin-
ter. yet she wore thin cloth shoes,
which were responsible for her nick
name. Her hat was the most ludi-
crous thing imaginable, and her hair
dressed la rat nest. She must have
been twenty or forty years of age.
yet the skirt she wore reached only
half way to her ankles. And-tee,
1 hee-there were holes in her stock
ings. through which her bare legs
showed. Ha. ha, ha. some more.
Her face was pinched and white,
when it wasn't blue with cold. and
her cavernous eyes loomed in it like
saucers. Ugly? Well | should smile.
As a scarecrow.
In fact, she was the most comical
sight ginable-funnier than a cir
Gus clown. 1t was small wonder that
other pedestrians smiled at the funny
figure. Sometimes they did more
/ IL l. til. 7
laughed outright and would have
been any welkin on Brooklyn Bridge.
One day, through curiosity. | fol-
lowed the Girl in the Cloth Shoes. AS
newspaper writer, j wanted to find
the competitor who turned out such
funny jokes.
The trail led to sweat shop,
where a hundred other more or less
funny human jokes We're employed in
making trousers. Thin, scrawny, con-
sumptive caricatures on humanity
they were, too. Perhaps you. dear
reader, are wearing trousers made by
them-that is, of course. If you are
not a lady.
But the Girl in Cloth Shoes was
the funniest of the lot She certainly
did furnish us Brooklynites, who
walked across for our health" a lot
of innocent amusement So, when
she failed to appear for a weak or
two. some of us made inquiries, and
found that she was dead.
A policeman said she had starved
to death. Starving is a funny pro-
cess. too and It was n fitting end for
such an amusing character as the Girl
in the Cloth Shoes
SO now she has quit wearing shoes
for good and all-unlass they are as
bestos ones. tThis is the point of this
eXcruciating story. Why don't you
laugh? Louder, please. This Is nc
way to treat a poor scribbler, who is
doing his best to amuse you.)
That is about all there is to my
funny story. | haven't made it quite
as humorous as / had hoped to do
and the dear, dear public does SO like
to be amused.
OF course. there are demagogues
The daily sentinel., 1908-06-26

Twenty-Five acres fine land adJolh,
ing DeBeque; 5-acres young anu
hearing orchard. balance in grain, po-
tatoes and cantaloupes. Two good
houses. barn. chicken houses, etc.
Perfect water right. This is cheap
at Sa5O.OO per acre; one-half down
The daily sentinel., 1908-06-26
ADLAI Il. STEVENSON
TALKS OF CLEVELAND.
IBv Associated Press. j

Bloomington, ILL.,, June 2G.-For-
mer Vice President Adlai e. Steven
son was greatly shocked when in
formed by the Associated Press of
the death of Mr.. Cleveland. Mr..
Stevenson said:
Il am deeply grieved to learn of
the death of Mr.. Cleveland. His will
be large place in history. He was
the possessor of great talents, or un-
firing industry and executive capac-
,ty that had few parallels. His eight
years of administration of the gov
eminent will safely endure the sure
test of time. His personal and Of
fetal integrity were beyond all pos
sible question. As a candidate upon
the national ticket with Mr.. Cleve-
land in his last contest, | was in con-
fidential relations with him, and
often a guest at his house. He was a
delightful host. Blessed in his do
nestle relations, his home was one
of the happiest | have ever known.
"Not only as statesman, but as
the affectionate husband and father
he is entitled to grateful remem-
brance."