The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-01-02
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stranger We lhis basti is adrss.
sea fsf sale miih aKsares What are
ne GK,afesf rlegk Tso dndea, ole
broken depu sol,leman and seventeen
summer girls.
l'il give ysg 4 good two fca rule
Il s0a wani d. said lbs painter Hand
4 over. felpine,i lbe carpenter. Don't
scar ligAi sloes, aid The painter, with
large. open taee grin
Phsneisa Have yuu amy aches or
pains this norning' Patient fcs.
doctor. il hurt nae 70 breatbe--in fact,
the only trouble now seems 10 be- with
my breath, Physician All right. III
grve you spmethlug thai aiIi soon stop
thai.
Old Abfam. took bis sou into der
business ~ partner 80 der poy could
nt steal 80 much 81 the old mans
money, W can't be steal - mnchf
Sow when he steals ioilor b. steals
half obj il from himself
II want y0ut0 write me play, said
tbs hspirAHt What kind 81 play' Oh,
Any Kind n play thai will draw, The
playwright sighed deeply That's the
one Kind d play I've never been able
:, write, he sadly uuttered.
hagen't kept track d Der, What
h she doing n0si Well, for year or
tw0 she vas star: then she was n
principal support. Later on she play
ell old woman roles Aud nowi Now
she's billed MS stage beauty.
! see that man 10 Kansas has APP
pied for patent on a spanking ma
chiuc b. has invented, chuckles Dir.
fidcbcrs. looking ~ from his paper,
Dpd ho have "a invent Que, papa, asks
little Alfred, because there aren't any
more ike mammal"
There * too much water in stocks,
remarked the iinaucier That, re-
sponded Colonel Stillwcii genially, is
due IL your lack Of foresight IN not
boating Wall sire down in Kentucky,
where the limitations Of water are more
properly understood,
Larry 'Tis a bard wurruld, Pat;
very hard war raid benny What
are yel t'inkin' about nov, me mont
Larry Faith, LAX al the automobiles
some kin 20 motorn'. whole We hoy
10 BE- satisfied wii morlharin'.
Now, Archie. said the teacher, what
have yon made np your mind 10 do
best for Yourself this yeari Archie
tpnintiug over his shoulder ut an nd
ycrsaryi I've made up me mind ter
iiek On, Teller ey'ry Time he irows spit
balls ut Ine, ma'am.
Hewitt | didn't know that you
lived on the first floor. ! understood
ycar wife 10 say thai you lived on the
second floor, leweit IL you knew my
wilc yna would know that she always
stretches story.
II yna don't marry me. declared
Richlew Rake, IN bea wreck IN a little
while lnderdi replied Miss Cunnin-
gai mnsinely Well, how much salvage
do | getf
Mn Heupcck Those who are nm
lucky 10 love ARE said TO be- lucky al
yards. ilrnpeck II you'd let me out
nights, dear, ! lhiuk il would be agood
thing for me % play poker.
Speaking for myself, said the eligi.
Die bachelor, do mol believe ia early
marriage Nor d. |, replied the fair
miid, "llighno0n il the correct time. =
Teacher sexpectautlyl Now, chill
dnn, how many Of you can tell me
what las-o isi Willie lhurriedly rnis.
Ing bis hand Please. ma 'am. its
lDng rope with running nose al the
end
Aud then, mind You, exclaimed
Miss Passay indignantly. she asked me
Il wouldn't marry The hrs, man that
same along The idca! exclaimed Miss
Cutting Don't these obviously nn.
necessary questions make you tired;
-,fiib' You say here. THE faith,
tnl dog went flying after ~ prey.
Hos y thai forustnre faking' Wrgb,
kong Oh. that's all right. You see, |
this was bird dog.
Gracious. pal, exclaimed the land
lord who had called 10 colisc, The rent.
Nhai "a, eaid a,okine dog' What breed
u bel SURF, avn he l. Welsh, sor. ne.
piled Pat, altl, merry twinkle ia his
CSC, Came from wales. rhf Well.
bow 10 the world did be get such short |
iegsl Path, avn he wore them of
chasing Welsh rabbits. scr.
Whenever she eels % thinking how
mueh they're 10 debt il affects her