The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-05-09

beg pardon, Senator Davis-issued a
response which settled the matter the
other way, indicating with fair
clearness that he was not citi-
zen. In the language of the court,
would really like to see the rest OF
the record.
= =
When l entered the meeting Of The,
Hawaii Commotion Committee the
Chief Decident arose and offered lie
his chair. Having friend on a news
paper, however, | was peacefully in
clined and preferred to perch else
where. The matter was put to mo-
ton and | was tabled.
We are Lere to consider the pro-
priety of referred to vessels as shes,
sobbed the Soakretary, the big fleet
approaches and we must consider the
moral effect of allowing our young
/ navy men to constantly refer to
/ battleship or any other ship as she.
1t is demoralizing.
| Referred to the Committee on Pow
der Puffs ana Peaches" said the De-
cadent Decident.
Next on the order of business is
the old fishmarket,' Intoned the Soak
rotary.
Move we refer it to the technique
critics of the musical columns OF the
daily press said the man who wears
yellow neckties.
Make a circus of it," said |, we
can get local characters to play parts,
without their being unnatural, that
will prove great entertainment for the
boys of the fleet.
Il. In this cage, dear boys of the Navy,
we have Honolulu's handsomest man,
he used to be Sheriff In the next
booth we find him who blew out the
red light without smuggling his whis-
| kers. Passing to the contiguous sec
ton we discover the chap with a
sneeze for a name VINO wants to be
mayor. Along the line we come to a
tame poet who engineers a sporting
column and is going to get a toupee
like Joel Cohen and an Ex-Governor.
On the platform under the crystal
dome, behold the man who issues bull
letins daily in regard to his nationality
and on the same stage we see Vindex,
Civis Secundus, Purity, Good Citizen,
Taxpayer, Constant Subscriber, Obser-
yer, One Who Knows, Tourist, and
Yours For The Cause playing pinochle
to settle which of them next shall as
sault the public through the press. In
the curiosity booth we behold a news
paper without an editorial, the man
who invented newspaper baseball and
the lady who gets off car backwards
We could also arrange a museum with
a plaster cast of poi cocktail, NOV.
ing picture of Alexander Hume Ford
getting an idea and w. J. Cooper moi
believing too much of it until he saw
it in print. What's the matter with q
slot machine for the Navy boys tc
procure leis by dropping a quarter IL
the slot?"
I'VE better consult the Promotion
Committee" said the fellow with q
two years subscription to the Homo
lulu Times.
The Promotion Committee shall no
dictate to the Commotion Committee.
said the Decident
do oysters have clams?" asked tn,
World correspondent.
why do you ask?" inquired tn,
Japanese strategist, opening his not
book.
"Sarka, the artist, cabled the in
quiry," said the World man.
} Talking about artists" said tn,
honorary member, there are lot o
: ladies in Honolulu who went will
l over the Paris gowns of a leading act
ress recently here, and have sent ava
for similar adornments. l, happen T.
t know that she had her dresses made b.
I a Honolulu Chinese tailor.
/, Talking about dresses, said tn
t eX-captain, several of the young OF
r ficers of the Brazilian and ChiliaI
= men-of-war bought holokus and MALE
s them home"