New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1908-11-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

It seems be hard task TO hnd-or TO elect
Episcopal bishops these days. After four trials
Washington finally got head for It's diocese. but
Maryland is not so lucky after two attempts.
Bishop Paret, of Baltimore asked for a coadjutor
several months ago and the Rev. Dr. Arthur s.
Lloyd of New York, chosen. DR.. Lloyd de-
clined the place. and effort made to ee
vate some other priest to the episcopate After a
session lasting several days the diocesan
vention adjourned without agreeing a
didate and the venerable Bishop Paret,
all pleased the failure to designate his sue
cessor. has let 1t be known that he Will call
more special conventions but will let the question
go over to the regular diocesan assemblage next
May. In the mean time the Bishop hopes the
sentiment of the diocese will upon
clergyman who will be chosen, and who-more to
the point-will take the office after 1t is offered
TO him.
Say queried the woud-be humorst. where
is that place. Atoms, that so many people are
ITS Just the other sid> Of Enlgy, the place in
solemn person-Chicago News
The Detroit Free Press thinks that eggs
ought TO be dated; that is. that the day and hour
of their laying should be registered each shell.
THE egg IS by nature gay deceiver.' says THE
Free Press" Like the poets hypOcrite it may
look plump and fair while rankest venom foams
in. every vein 1t may have lain for unmeasured
cons in the lockers of the warehouse and YET
be proffered any of the long list under
which its companions sold, from strictly fresh
table eggs all the way down 20 just eggs
Date the egg and save the breakfaster from pro-
family.
A gypsy upon release from JAIL friend
What were you in for?" asked the friend.
IL found horse
you finding horse"
vel los. put 5 you Ih Maine INC
FIFTY wears ago. on October 81. 1858 FIVE brothers
lie
Church, at Cambridge Junction, Mich. On Octo-
her 81 last the same brothers occupied the
new at the celebration of the fftieth anniversary
Of the dedication. They are A. F. Dewey, George
Dewey l. s Dewey, F S. Dewey and J. W. Dewey.
The church was organized in 1870 and since that
time its records have been carefully kept by two
persons Francis 5. Dewey and his son, John w
Dewey who Is the present clerk
Sparks wonder why it is a woman lets out
everything YOU tell her?
Sharks-My dear boy. woman has only two
Jews Of secret-either It is not worth keeping
or 1t is too good to keep.-London opinion
In commenting on the largely increased attend
snc. at the science reference department of Pratt
Institute the bulletin gives some instances Of
the eagerness OF the patrons to make the most Of
their time and opportunities. More than once"
says the report. "a man has come from distance
and worked here all the afternoon and evening One
such user did not even stop for dinner but
planned that when he had a chance 10 work here he
couldn't spend time eating.
A Arm Of shady outside brokers prosecuted
for swindlins In acqutting them, the Court, with
great severity. said:
but IL any one wishes to know my opinion OF you,
I hope he viii refer TO me-.
Next day the firms advertisement appeared in
every available medium with the following. well
uispla we'd:
''Reference q 10 probity. by special permission
tn. Lord CH.f Justice 81 England. Pick Ne 'p
While the open season for deer In Vermont
which closed at midnight on Saturday last. is only
one week II is estimated by correspondents OF
Boston papers that two thousand animals fell vic
tins 10 hunters guns The average total OF deer
killed in past years. since the open week was es-
tabIshed, is seven hundred Under the Vermont
law hunters allowed to shoot only one deer
each.
1T Is true" said friend. that you hava
amassed Il great fortune, But your gram
mar
Never mind the grammar said Mr. Dustin
6taX This is OF specifications I ma
be weak in some branches but I'm an authorI1y
the possessivs ceBs."-W AahinEson Star.