The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-12-21


WON'T SLIP DOWN
You know how the goddess OF Justice always band
age her when She the job For that reason we
tall her "the blind goddess"
Well there's Chicago law suit that will probably make her
peek behind baudage and then une she does
acrse sanitary policeman better slip the bandag down
Miss Justices nose
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chap in Chicago into quick andd dirty lunch coun
ter chicken sandwich and Tor while il looked like dead
between the doctor and the undertaken The
finally making Garrison finish with stomach pump lie eN
amned the fragments OF the sandwich which the pump had e
humed, and declared:
AN acute Of ptomaiue posoning"
Crhis pronounced euan, and that the had
something been dead long long time and
full OF the poison OF decay rotten putrd)
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Now Chicago stand for good deal She has TO- But
she haks anything time The idea OF extending
the lunch hour include period OF eonvaeseeuee after each
chicken sandwich much So the health officer traced the
sandwich back the chicken in the and traced the
chicken back through the market cold storage warehouse
Here he found Of chickens very dead
that
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the health officer destroyed poultry and the
OF the North American Cold Storage CO. had the gall
for damages They found lawyers learned in the law
justice had taken oath uphold the
his right life liberty and pursuit Of happiness Disregard
ing that their client ueng aud publishing
OF chicken which, when inserted in sandwich would inn
peril the lie OF the consumer immune him in hospital and
completely suhmcrgc his happiness pouanc twngcs OF the
tumv regardless OF this-and for ce-the lawyers fought
the through after aud finally TO the supreme
Of the United States Their claim that the city Of
Chicago having destroyed the rotten chicken in order to
the lives OF lis citizens pay the for ia
Thank goodness the supreme said mo II II hadn't
they could m up full Of dead things put the price up
could buy and then when the things smelly
had destroy them all through city state treasures
would have to pay the prohbnve prices
The United States supreme the contrary said that
board OF health found poison being sold Tor food whether
disguised a sandwich a might destroy the
without being liable 70 pay Tor II.
And do You know those putrd pule,s. their cold
and eawyers said TO be starting out again 20
make their way through all the little and up the
prene court Of the United States
That's why hope Miss Justice will slip the baudage
down her
Along latter civil and before chickens
first put cold soragc congress badly worked up
the OF the freed slave in southern So finally
John Sherman the fourteenth amendment the
Of the United States Il said that might deprive
any citizen Of life liberty property without due process Of
law The amendment written merely protect the negro
in the south and these Chicago lawyers going plead
protect their right sell you aud poultry
deadly human life a battcn Santa They claim that
destroying such stuff dcpving the souess land
cold storage corporation Of It's property without due process OF
law That that the sanitary policeman mustn't seize his
hand and the decayed hen the drop
ter into the garbage No there be hearing
and perhaps habeas copuses and nquest auo
sizes and and and quo and
quos and perhaps the production the purseen poultry
in
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Isn't such clubbing Of judges over such
things that make sometimes wish justice always
blind; Wish the bandage would slip down whes
Aud suppose they Try that hen about July
would you like to be ON the juryl
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