davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07
Revelations of the eresktas, Table.

Revelations Of the Breakfast Table
To girls about TO marry one would
tender the advme that they study
their intended victim at breakfast II
he is feeding like forty, reject him as
the direct descendant Of Circe's herd
of swine. II he is melancholy, be-
ware of the abrupt curves of his TEN.
permanent II he be boisterous and
facetious, remember that an empty
drum gives the greatest reverbration,
and a chatterboX at a. m. is as tire.
some as Chanticleer at o'clock in the
morning. BY their breakfasts you
shall know them.-Saturda Review.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07
Not an Up.to-Date Church.

Two colored sisters living In SUI
burban town met on the street one
day, and Sister Washington, who had
recently joined the church, was de-
scribing her experiences.
Deed Mrs. Johnsing, Use fined the
Baptist church, but | couldn't do all
the timing here. cause they had to
take me to the city church to baptize
me. You know there amt no pool.
voom in the church here. Success.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this paper will be pleased TO learn
that there at least dreaded disease that science
has been able 10 In all It's stages, and that
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure known 10 the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires cOnstltu-
tiOnal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
ternally acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing It's work The proprletors have
80 much faith In ts curative powers that they Ofrei
one Hundred Dollars for any case that II fails u
cure. Send for list OF testimonials
Address =. J. CHENEY 4 co, Toledo. ..
Sold bv all Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07
Easy Shavlna2

The barber in China frequently pur'
sues his calling under peculiar condi-
tions. No soap is used, the parts be-
ing simply rubbed with water and then
scraped with fearsome iron weapon
made locally, which, though 1t might
astonish a cutler, yet answers the pur.
pose very well.-Tbe Wide World
Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07
Discounted Dad.

II see" said the Wall street man,
that you are engaged again"
u am" admitted the son and heir.
Just when vioets and theater tick
cts are due for their fall rise. Why
must you always fall in love on bull
market? kansas City Journal.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, tlatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07

1t Cures While You Walk
Allen FOOt-E Ease fOrcorns and bunions hot sweaty
CallOus aching feet, 25c all Druggists.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07

Stealing time from sleep is poor
way to beat II.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07

You don't have to go to rink to
see a lot of cheap skates.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07

Mrs. wInBlow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums, reduces In
nammatlOn Allays pain, cures wind cole Sc bottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-11-07
NOTHING LASTS IN THIS WORLD

The Girl-Oh Jimmy, how I wish
this could go on forever.
Jimmy-Well, I'm afraid It won't
I've an idea dat barb wire fence ahead
of us II stop us.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
MAN SNEERS AT WAY WOMEN
DRESS NOWADAYS. BUT
The Up-to-Date Miss Takes Notice That the Woman with the
Swell Clothes Gets All the Invitations.
BY ADA LYNN.

n - GOD tastes and style seem to be incompatible this year" said the Man
y - With thu Positive Air % His Companion, as they waited for the
secon act to begin. II saw a woman today In Broad street h
looked like a regular freak" @A
"Yes?" cam rom His Companion, with upward infection "whafd she
have on?"
The dan with the Positive Air grunted. What didn't she have onf Ask
ne that n maybe L can answer. She looked like tn dream of a dyspepic-
hat as big a a cartwhee, with the tfmmings suggesting h grounds of a hun
arms n skirt so tight she could not AXE a long step, some sort of a coat With
sleeves 80 long that theyc covered hrh hands completely. Suppose she IA ar
rayed according to the cry latest Paris letters, but I wish she had had a N idea
of how me truck me- and every other man" H e c1nk1ed his program with a
fine show Off indignation.
"she must have looked sweet" sighed His Companion THAT suit "a g
drectore model and, of course. the hal a sto match, and. naturally. she'd haye
to have shoesa n accessories" =
Il don't doubt but that she ws stylish enough. 1t vas the general impress
L dlsnked" sadth he Man whit he Positive Air. "She looked Is If she had
stepped off the stage an forgot to tut m he street clothes. Bad taste I call it,"
"Seeh here said HsC Companion, do % wan all the women in creation to
look like frumps? Men like to crhicse wom ad what they wear. but I notice
that when there's a question OF dinner OF amusement of n kind it is he women
with the swell clothes who get the invitations. Would you ave brought m @
here today if I had suddenly appeared in IN od-fashtoned bonnet n shawl9
When a man enters room full Of women n girls does he steer fol the me in
a last years gown with her hard dom fiat, when every other woman is wear
ing 1T high? Not much. It's style that wins him every time. Do nt try ITO
convince me men ave goods sense" ant she leaned back % draw a Ions breath.
HUH sadth h Mn with the Positive Air, "I like a woman to be stylish.
all right but"
But how can he be stylish without being in styhg' ttumphanny inter-
rupted His Companion.
1T know the happy medium when I see it" he went OF stubbornfy" and lei
me tell you"
But here the curtain went Up ant His Companion murnured "s-s-hl~
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
SENATOR FORAKER As Hs REALLY IS.

A pniful exhibition of Senator Foraker, Of Ohio, is made in the letters now
published in which Foraker is made to appear as the paid attorney of the
Standard OIL Company in matters IF legislation before Congress. 1t is
acknowledged that the letters were written by John I. Archbod, one
If the pridncipal executive officers Of Standard Oil: that Senator Foraker re-
ceved the letters while serving as Senator from Ohio and the text Of the let
t@s shows that the Standard Oil Company was employing Foraker to defeat or
amend bills in Congress in which the company was interested. 1t is also shown,
and not denied, that Foraker received large payments from the Standard Oil
Company. Within two months the payments aggregated 2960. That was in the
spring of 1900 more than eight years ago. Senator Forakers enemies have sue
ceeded in getting possession only of his correspondence for two months What
has been h nature of his correspondence for the eight subsequent years of his
service IN the Senate? Recently Speaker Cannon, who las amassed a large
fortune in public nfe val quizzed as to the means employed lin accommodating it,
and the query has not been satisfactorily answered. AS the autocrat of legs-
lation at Washington, the ne man having absolute power YER bills in the
House, he has been in a position to command4 dozen fortunes. He might say
indeed, what Lord Give remarked about his actsa as the British ruer IN India
When I consider ny opportunities, I I'M astontshed 1t my W moderation"
But what viii be the effect o. these disclosures In the Middle Vest? What Of
their effect generally in the country?
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
ADVICE TO YOUNG MEN-No. :
y oU recall tn money strngency, and in the next moment o think Of all
the banks that failed and how long people had to wait for their money.
BY IMOGENE MASON.

y on recant the money stingency, AM in the next moment you think of all
the banks that failed and how long people had to wait for their money
What precautions have you taken to avoid a repetition of this kind?
Arr hiding your money under the parnr carpet or between the mattresses
or your bed? If 70, do you think you are on the road to prosperity? When you
Keep this money around you do o derive any profit from it; you lose the
1t would pay if it were invested, and, besides, it is lot secure.
Anybody Who las In the neighborhood Of five hundred Dr. n thousand dol
lars an buy a pot of ground, and, if progressive, N obtan enough money to
Ut ~ a dwelling; or suppose you have enough money yourself don't vol think
II would be better to use 1t In this way?
p mere are W sides to every argument, and 1 an taking the liberty to dis
c1ss with you the side which appeals most % me- Now, say o are paying $5
Der month for five or six rooms. At the end Of ne year % will have paid $780,
M at the M II two years $500. and SO IN. You drag along like this, merely
existing Suppose when you married you had a little sum saved up, how nice
IT. would ay been Tor you If you only had obtained the house to which you took
yur bride Maybe thu house worth about $780, Well, the $1,000 you
probably had saved would hav secured thu house and the balance could have
gone o mortgage at 5 per cent The family upstairs, or whichever it may be-
would pay tbs interest IN the mortgage. taxes and, in fact, deray all expenses
attached 10 the house.
We viii presume that a house OF the above type would call for a rental of
80 per floor although it varies m cases.. If o received $25 for ne floor
that would amour to $500 per year, and the interest on the mortgage, which we
win say vas reduced to $4,000 by the $1,000 vol paid o get the place, will be
$3.50 semi-annuahy, or Sis annually After paying your interest you rave $1S5
left The next important thing is your taxes, which will probably amount to
about rs After this is settled you have s10. Your water rent will be SIS an
nua1y' which will leave you $15 with this balance you cal paint or repair
and, II neither is necessary you can credit this to you accoun as profit. You
nay ake intoc consideration, of ourse,th that through this transaction it las not
cost you a cent Of mt for the whole ear and you are in sH5-three hundred
you saved by not paying rent and ne hundred an forty-fve you cleared IN the
house.
On TIN other hand had you put that $1,000 in the bank, at he end of In year
you profit would be $780, and possibly yu would hay drawn on you account
which would break you interest When o have a home Of III w n o N
can SAL to you, 81 want those rooms" or "Your rem after such a date will be
increased to $ o much peri month"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
HUTCHINSOMANS.

To the Editor OF the Evening Star:
What religious sect was it hat dis
puted the law Of gravity as contrary
to Bible teachings? s.. A. w.
1.-THE Hutchinsonians, early in the
eighteenth century and continuing a
very humble existence down to the
present century in England. Their
founder was John Hutchinson (1674-
1737). He and his followers looked
upon Newton's philosophy as atheistical
and, therefore, a menac to faith and
right living. Hutchinson was actively
polemical, his works form a quite con-
siderable library in which simple piety
and equally simple ignorance are af-
fectingly mingled. His best known
work has for title Moses Principal"
and 1t is a valiant defense of the story
of creation as presented in Genesis.
In one of his later works he particu-
larly assails Sir Isaac Newton in a
manner readily d%iscernible from the
title, GLORY or Gravity, Wherein the
Objects and Articles of the Christian
Faith Are Exhibited."-Ed.1
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19

There is some division of opinion in the State Excise Commission as to the
Recommendations to be made in the report to Governor Fort. The commission
has nt yet concluded its investigation and it will consume I'M time in ar
ranging and formulating the data collected. SO that present discussion by the
members sis ot conclusive. But it nay safely be afhrned that the commission
vnu In it's majority report make recommendations in harmony with the views
expressed in he Governors inaugural messages and which the Legislature last
winter declined to adopt The Governors principal recommendations were:
An vet t. give the Governor authority % remove mayors who fail to take
measures to enforce excise laws.
An act for the establishment Of a State excise board, with power to revoke
licenses for violations
That the license fee should be Increased in cities % $1,000
These propositions were not considered by the Legislature this year., for the
teasont that h legislators had n o means % determine the majority sentinent in
their constituencies. If they are withheld by the commission until latter the cleo
ton in November the next Legislature will be no better Informed. Il 1t is proper
that there should be a popular referendum o the question Of voting machines
how much more necessary it is to get tho public sentiment or the highly I'M
~rtant propositions that the Governor wants to get embodied in the State laws
ne legislature cannot low order a referendum. but the general sentiment of
h people can be had in the coming election through the choice Of members of
Legislature. If the State Excise Commission shall make its report public not
Mr thar two weeks prior to the election the people will have time to examine
propositions and legislative candidates car be asked fol pledges That is a
TEST and straightforward course for the Governor to pursue Governor Fort
i'd in his inaugural, The laste election val a command to me-" That was his
own Interpretation. But shall the coming election have no command for the
Governor? Shall the peoples demand be evaded this time?
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
ONCE IN A LIFETIME.

1t was a pitiful mistake,
An error sad and grim.
I waited for the railway train;
The light was low and dim.
1t came at last, and from the "a
There stepped a dainty dame,
And, looking up and down the place,
She straight unto me came.
"Oh, Jack!' she cried, ooh. dear ole
Jacki"
And kissed me as she spake;
Then looked again. and, frightened
cried:
"Oh, what a bad mistake!'
| said, Forgive me, maiden fair,
For / am not your jack;
And as regards the kiss you gave,
I'll straightway give it back"
And since that night I've often stood
Upon that platform dim,
But only once in a mans whole life
Do such things come to him.
The Traveller.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
MONROE DOCTRINE.

To the Editor Of the Evening Star:
Can o give me the exact wording
OF the Monroe Doctrine?" l. s..
president Monroe In his seventh an
nual message December 2, 1929, laid
down the principle of what has ever
since been known as the Monroe doc
trine," thus: I'VE owe It to candor and
to h amicable relations existing be-
tween the United States and those
(Greater E%uropean) powers to declare
that we should consider any attempt
on their part to extend their system to
this hemisphere as dangerous to our
peace and safety. With the existing
colonies or dependencies Of any Eu-
ropean power WI have not interfered,
and shall not interfere, but with the
governments who have declared their
independence and maintained 1t, and
whose independence we have on great
considerations and on Just principles
acknowledged, we would not view any
interposition for the purpose of op-
pressing them or controlling in any
other manner their destiny by any
European power, In n other light
than as a manifestation of an un-
friendly disposition toward the United
States."-Ed.J
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
SCHOOL REGISTRATION N POPULATIONS.

The aggregate OF registration in the public schools of or city for the first
week is approximately $4,000. a increase of 2O7 pupils over last year for the
hrstw week. When the registration is completed the increase viii doubtless be
greater. The High School registration shows a increase of H1 pupils The total
High School attendance is nw 1G2 housed in the High School building and two
nnexes The large increase in HI public school enrolment is a index Of the
increase Of population. Probably 10000 souls have been added Ito Newarka popu-
adon since the school enrolment in September, 1907 We must build and keep
on building schools to accommodate this annual increase We must duplicate the
High School now overlooking into annexes. We music employ more teachers and
buy more textbooks. And. above aL w should keep ace with the Increase Of
school population with school construction.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
NEWARK a STORM CENTRE TUESDAY N,oa7.

ne hVehet oldest primary election campaign that ws ever held in
Essex county will b. ended Monday night, and OF Tuesday afternoon IN cand-
dates factions will meet at the polling places and try conclusions Much bad
blood has been engendered OF thu Republican side, and, in fact, the certificates
OF character tina the rival Republican candidates have given to eac the are
not such as to inspire confidence in the party voter in November. Tn. recrini
nations used may after the primary be regarded a in a Ptkwickian sense, but
uerea are allegations hat cannot be recalled. And then too there is In 'ff" to
Nw deal loyalty to the party ticket II the Regulars carryt the Imarie II
ne faction leaders conceive that the election hs not been entirely o. the square,
eny VIII seek 10 retahate N thu Novembere election. If the nominations shall be
split, the New Idea nominating thu candidate for sheriff M the Regulars the
enatu1al nj legislative candidates and their city ticket there will be a truce
While tn interest in the Democratic primaries will be secondary, the rivahies
for sheriff will make the werkn ring and there will doubtless be discounted
nee to keep u a clamor for son days after h primaries Newark will be the
political sorm-centre OF the State net Tuesday night
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
TAFT'S RELIGION.

To the Editor Of the Bvening Start
Will o kindly settle a dispute as to
the religious Affiliations Of Candidate
and Mrs. Taft? ARGUMENT. =
1.-THE following are the facts as given
by Secretary Taft himself:
Mr.. Taft is a Unitarian, as were his
father and mother. He maintains q
pew in the Unitarian Church In Wash
ington. Mrs. Taft and his daughter are
communicates in the Episcopal Church.
at Washington. having a pew In st.
Johns Church, in that city. Mrs. Taft
was raised a Presbyterian and she and
Secretary Taft were married by a Pres
byterian minister in Ohio. The children
attend the Episcopal Church, and their
daughter Ruth has been confirmed
Ed
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS

1727. Ton suddenly became very rich
and opened a counting house In Bos-
ton during h panic which prevailed
In the time of Governor Belcher. He
grew rich and richer. but ono day as
he was foreclosing q mortgage with
a poor land-jobber q black mar ap-
peared on horseback and knocked at
his office door. Tom went to open It,
and was never seen again. OF course,
the good people of Boston Immediately
voted that he had sold his soul to the
devil for wealth.-Ed.1
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
FIRE FOR A NEST OF ssAss oHRMs.

There is only ne safe method Of disposal o he old Smallpox hospital
structure, neart IN almshouse, and that is to commit t. the flames The build
ing has harbored all kinds Of diseases including smallpox, and in L. chnks In
the wall and the cams of the floors there must be accumulated vast quantities
OF disease germs. Fire is a purge for everything, and fire can make the site Of
he smallpox hospital fit again for habtabe uses 1t is hard to believe that
he doomed building, nw avoided as a pesthouse was once used az a city hos
pal the only public hospital In Newark, and that ws not many years ago.
either.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
BECOMING RESPECTFUL.

isn't far off.
His Wife-What makes you think so?
Coal D~ealer-People are beginning to
call me MIR. Black" / haven't got
anything better than Hello, old man."
all summer.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
HOTEL BILL.

They were on their honeymoon and
were climbing the Schnufelgapspitzen
peak, and she stood above him some
twenty feet. what ho!" he gasped.
"What do you see?" Far. far below"
she cried. "I see q long. white streak.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
ALL En-.

Harry told me he was going to pro-
pose to a girl / knew last night"
Eyes, and he'll never do it again."
why, who was the grip"
II, and j accepted him."
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
TOM WALKER.
the Editor of the Evening Star:

To the Editor Of the Evening Star:
Who was the TON Walker" some
times referred to in the old saying,
1.-THE Devil and Tom Walker?"
r. A. P.
GTom Walker was a poor old miser,
born in Massachusetts, about the year
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
IN HEAVEN.

It's really distressing to think said
the wealthy Mr.. Farrasy, that many
very common and ignorant people will
be admitted to heaven"
Well" replied Mr.. Cutting, that
needn't worry you."-Philadelphia
Press.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
Sn 2>ahtsome MOOD
NOT QUITE iii SAME.

Miss Angles-He was pleased to say,
l believe. that I had many good points.
Miss Cutting-Eot exactly, dear. He
said o had a good many points.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
A PREJUDICED IMPRESSION

He-What is you idea Of a classic?
Shea classic is something you have
to listen to because somebody else said
1t was good.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19

stretching like a paper ribbon back
almost to our hotel!" "Ha, hal" he
calculated. "Tll bet it's thu blessed
hotel bill overtaking us!"-Argonaut.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
SAME SIZE AS ALL OTHERS.

do you have to work long hours?"
mo, only the regulation length, sixty
minutes EACH"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19
OUR NOBILITY.

rs she of gentle birth?"
Il should say she was. Even ner
bossed hired hands"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-09-19

Passenger-NOw, suppose I'd tal4ea
down and broken my leg, what then?
Conductor-Well, then you wouldn't
ave 'ad to dc more jumpin'. We al
ways stops for people with crutches.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1908-09-24
G. A. LONG.

the position. He has brought into the
performance of his public duties the
same care and good judgment which
has marked his conduct of his private
affairs. Noman has served as County
Commissioner in Highland County
who was more conversant with the
needs and duties of the Commission.
er's office or who has more carefully
looked after the interests of the peo-
pie in the performance of his duties.
If you want an honest, economical and
man in your employ, con-
versant with every detail of the duties
of the Office you cannot do better
than re'elect Newt. Carey for
second term