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Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1908-09-18
COMMON SENSE VS.. ASS BRAYs.

fitting caption for what going tell in three articles
occupy this space this papsr have purchased the space
your benefit All ask of yo
read word have then form opinion In hl
talk tell anv and plainly who and mis-
world that follow, will leave yo
to Judge and therefore, able
protect and is also mine should ente
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Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1908-09-18
ROSenthals
One million
HlIllIOlIl
men are fooled every year by
he National Gotton Cheat.
ill you let us protect YOU
GIN it!

Tailors, is gg e be
made from ~so,u.~aA all
pure wooden cloth Not
even a single thread of cot
ton will you ever find in
Royal Tailoring. This
great national tailoring con-
Germ even refuses to buy
cloth from mills that make
both wool and part wool
goods, for fear some cotton
will creep into the cloth.
And every Royal suit or
overcoat is not only wool
fabric, but perfectly tailored
to your order. we take the
measures, the clothes are
made up in Chicago, the
worlds greatest clothes
center, and made up to
your special measure.
Come in end look over
our attractive display of
fall and winter sample pat
terms. Nearly half a thou
sand brilliant frabics to Sc
lect from aud prices begin
ming as low as $500.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1908-09-18
ROsenthal's

The democrat who tries to pre-
vent the people having a whack at
the saloons next year is, going to
"see things The democratic
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1908-09-18

away a Cold IN the Head quickly. Restores
the Senses of Taste and Smell. Full SID
so cts. at Druggists or by mail. Liqui&
Cream Balm for use in atomizers IS cts.
Ely Brothers, 56 Warren Street, New YORK.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1908-09-18
4 Reliable Remedy
FOR
CATAR r
EIY'S Cream Balm

is quickly absorbed
Gives Relief at Once.
1t cleanses, soothes,
heals and protects
the diseased men,
brane resulting from
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1908-09-18

There is a Dig cheat go
ing on in the tailoring bus
ness. This cheat is the
selling of tailoring that is
part cotton for all wool
The cotton is often SO
cleverly disguised that at
the time of the sale not one
man in a thousand knows
he has been fooled
It's only after this "wolf
in sleeps clothing" has
been worn that you dis
cover the fraud; and then
it is usually too late, Your
money is gone and you
have only a rusty, shabby
part cotton suit to show
for it
Often the dealer himself
is unconscious of the fact
that he is selling tailoring
containing cotton.
Now you say: eff the
de -er can be fooled, how
can I keep from being
cheated" We will tell
you. Every garment bear
ing the name of The Royal
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1908-09-18

by druggists. in fifty
cent and oae dollar
sizes. Yols may have 9
sample bsstle by mail
free alsofnamphlet tell
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1908-09-18

Recent compilations of the grain
cropofsthe United States for the
year I9O3,show the amount total
of corn, wheat, oats, rye end bar
lev to be 600. 900. 900 bushels,
New-York tribune., 1908-11-14

George Watson If: fourth, George D. Kings blk
PONIES IN HARNESS.
Class Sc Cpones Il hands exceeding 13 hands:
PTsS P pFize $50 second prize SO tH7Ta prize So
lack DonnsIy; second Avoqda!e Farms BIZ m Dainty
6oom G6 four7h Hn asaB M fs vfn by by ERs W per
away driven BY " g. Henry
LADIES' SADDLE HORSES
eEceedtng hands up carrying pounds:
tEird prize, s55J|Trst j. A P Ramsdeis Br e od
Sort. ridden BY Mrs A Preecei second A Xans
R Rea's Robin Hood ridden by Mrs. Belle Beach
TANDEMs
Class AZ (haTness be under 10
% S sI5 g '8qRs g s .n % 5 % @ & Is
prize ssoFst arsd G TsGdeTb @ P1g 0O HaTet S
and b. m Pretty Peggy. driven BY Alfred G Vanderbilt
9 Bo6by Burns iBs driven BY Thomas % Mdcausad Ao '
Class 81 lfor the best three qualified hunters from one
hun 10 be shown @ by he maste WHIPS or members @ 9
per cent first prize $500 sooE3 prize 500; third prize
and rae6 6y uP8er Tuge MOTIFS oy n
M5eo;ha Tddsn & by Richard Waqgn @ and Gen55nia yio
King ridden by Mrs Allen Potts; King EdwaTd & ridden
fourth. WaTrenton Hunts Knight Bapneret ridden BY
Pennon. ridden by Charles DaneU
HEAVY HARNESS HORSES.
n Glass 8s bea on Esas Single not 3osd gHds @ @ to
E G2Gnt 81 S5d per second Ss prfse s5 6i s ss5irS M
fred C Vande,5iits b g Han Hamlet; second e. w. Wat
Red Oak: fourth, Reginald c. Vanderbilts b. g. Lord
Brooke
HORSES SUITABLE FOR OFFICERS MOUNTS
C 5 55 stations o mares s99 or gednss from III 45 to & 49,
ss5DFirst Miss Mary stone AIyricks b g
b g Gawane ridden by Dr. Shirley Carter; third r P
Mc(Irauns ch e Supervisor. ridden by Harry Doancn;
den by F. Ambrose Clark.
horses under Is hands TO be shown in single harness
First. Ayondaie FARMS Nala Avondais ana 3lsotrto
Light driven by J W Hartman Jack D9nnelly end
more =, Re Nv MARYLAND and Nv Maryland H. driven by
Frank Winte;5ottoT Harry Wsds~2rtE and Louis Wagi
Hamlet driven % by a7 af s. sp Yeads5 oe9 e g6sS & ebe o4
Digntyt. driven by Paul sorg. W 6. Grant and
PONIES IN HARNESS.
Class IS ponies 18 and not exceeding 1873 hands;
prize $50 second prize $40 thirG prize sZ-Ffst
G1fred c Vanderbilt: second Grand View FARMS b g
Eon Farms & b m 5Tyinsdqn tgI Bounce L driven T1 BY
vale Champion. driven by Reginald c. vanderbilt
EVENING AWARDS
HARNESS HORSES.
Class % G,orses 10 exceeding t52 hands
first prize $3.50 s@cond prize, s75; third prize, S25l
hiSt bd e Vanderbilt second Grand View Farns Tinker
Bel ryen by y" % & Bq5eT m Frank 5hEa r 2ne rR F
mont Farms B. g. Ny Maryland II. driver by Frank
PARK FoURs
Class 81 Cuares geldngs to be shown before drags
Aores 70 count per drags 20 harness 20 vertes
To- rst prize, $3.50 second prize sl25 third rrize seo
virginia Lady Baltimore. driven BY Charles Baudone
second Oakland Earns & Gt6s9n Boy %eI MiT @ fP5eS 5s
A sorgs Dignity, Respect Perfect and Perfection driven
LADIES. SADDLE HORSES
Glass chorses - and not exceeding IS hands
up to sTns s.aB6 age %n SIS De rd rzs ss5Frsi
Andrew Morrisons ch N IonIa ridden oy 1Is Am -
ridden by Miss 3 a Bedford; third, Grand lew Farms
Eislnore Farms ch G. RsaAcs. ridden BY Miss Margaret
Wsyhsr
New-York tribune., 1908-11-14
TEACHER KILLS HIMSELF.
InhaIes Gas zcith Copy of I'm Ne
DlOriqm" Before HIM.

Dependency over the outcome Of his wtfes Ill
mass and his own fl health. due to tuberculosis
caused the suicide yesterday by asphyxlaton OF
James Freebody Thompson, an Instructor In IAN
guages in his rooms at No. Isl West loSth street
His wife is now seriously i'll at the Brooklyn Hos
nf+aI He had called to her the night before
When he returned home he evidently spent the
greater part Of the night in writing letters
For about two months Mr.. Thompson and his wife
occr1uied rooms at the boarding house kept by Mrs
lanes Moutanyan. He devoted much OF his time
at home to his books and it was supposed IN the
neigbborhood that he was teaching at either New
York University or the College Of the City Of New
York although it was said yesterday that he was
not known at either of those institutions
John T. CarIiu, who lives across the hail. traced
the odor Of gas early in the morning TO the Mon
+anvsn nartrnent and reused the occupants Thornp-
con was found in his room, still alive, with gas
t1be in his mouth He seated at library
table on which were copies Of Ruskin's Ethics
~ the Dust Tenuyson's Dream OF Fair women,
another volume of Tennyson opened at In Memo
RAM and d marked newspaper story, The Glare
~ +ra Nreodrar ma Before the arrival Of the am
r,,1anca Thompson was dead. Coroner hamburger
would not make public the contents Of any OF the
letters Several Of those written TO his wife ex-
pressed the hope that she would soon be able to
leave the hospital
New-York tribune., 1908-11-14

In regulation pink to show her own Jumpers That
In itself was incident out of the ordinary for it
was the frst time. far any one could renern-
per- that woman had ridden in g hunting class in
the Garden In another class for horses suitable
tor chargers, she rode Moonstone. and later ex-
pressed indignation at being forced to show against
a negro. who won the blue ribbon with The Gen
ersl, owred by Miss Mary Myrick
Mrs Potts is a virgtnian and after leaving the
ring said:
/ did not care to say anything while the ring
on account OF the notoriety likely to result but
know that II my husband had been here he would
never have permitted TO ride against negro"
Except IN classes where it IS specified that
amateur must rice that the rider must be salts
factory to the committee. in hunting
classes. there is restriction the show TO
riders, and protest from Mrs. Potts could hardly
nave been sustained.
Mrs. Potts made her first appearance OF the after
noon In the class for three qualified hunters from
the same club. She is master Of the Castle Hill
hounds, IN Virginia Women masters OF hounds are
frequent enough in England. but are rare indeed
IN this coutry. She asked the judges to allow her
horses to wait before trying the Jumps saying that
they to the ring and nervous, but the
request was denied, and the Virginians had TO try
the jumps first Of all The nervousness she had
referred TO made obvious for her own horse
refused twice the first jump, though he did well
enough later The judges offered Mrs. Potts a
second trial afterward although she had asked for
it, and she did well, finally taking the yellow ribbon.
Inc crisp weather and the bright sunshine proved
good for the attendance, and the excellent crowd of
Thursday was duplicated yesterday afternoon. Most
Of the boxes were filed, and the arena seats were
well populated, too Children attended in large
numbers. and seemed as much interested in the
hunters IN the ponies that had served to attract
most Of them TO the Garden.
Mr.. Vanderbilt had the satisfaction OF winning a
couple of blue ribbons yesterday afternoon, beating
c. W Watson in class. Hamlet took the blue
ribbon If class shown TO vfctorias, and later.
teamed with Pretty Peggy, beat the Wilpen Farm s
Wilpen Belle and Bobby Burns in q tandem class
Mr.. Watson's Moonshine second TO Hamlet in
the first Of these classes
One Of the most spectacular events Of the show
will take place this afternoon, although the small
entry has robbed the class OF much Of its original
interest This will be the contest for the Arrow
head Inn Challenge Cup, the winner OF which must
drive from the inn to the show ring within hour
starting o'clock. The speed Of the team on
the journey and the condition Of the horses on
rival viii be taken into account in the judging. J.
Campbell Thompson has withdrawn his four-n-
hand and Alfred G. Vanderbilt, driving his famous
grays Will have Morris z. Hewlett his opponent
New-York tribune., 1908-11-14
WAY STOP PEONAGE CASES
Judge Hougb Tells Prosecutors
Their Evidence Is Flimsy.

Judge Foueh in the United States District Court,
abr,Ju+Iv adjourned after the examination OF sew
arar witnesses. Yesterday morning the trial Of
rriaz- sabbia HUFF and Harley for alleged con-
snfracv to send laborers into condition OF peon-
ege in work on the construction Of the Florida
Eas+ Coast Railroad telling the government attor-
news that unless more convincing evidence were
presented he would have TO stop the trial
The uroof OF the existence OF state Of slavery
.,,ar T1Idge Hough said, would not suffice under
the Indictment He said it would be necessary TO
rroze that one or all the defendants had l1nowl-
edge of the existence Of a condition Of slavery in
the camps and had also evil intent to send men
10 It.
Robert C4yatt camp foreman for the railroad
vas the first witness He said he had conversa-
tfor with TRAY in October 1905, when the condi-
tons existing among the laborers in the consruc-
tion camps were discussed The conversation bore,
ne said upon the pay for the laborers under him,
and was held in Jacksonville He testified that
he told TRAY there we're reports current that the
camp was regular chain gang. and that II was,
In consequence, hard to get laborers-
on John B. Stanchdelds motion Judge Hough or
dered the testimony stricken from the record as
having no bearing the indictment for conspiracy
Objections being raised by the defendants counsel
n other testimony Of the witness, Judge Hough had
parts Of it stricken out. and said to Assistant Dis
trct Attorney Russell:
IF the Jury should return a verdict Of guilty on
the conspiracy charge against the defendants on
suca testimony l should feel it my immediate duty
70 set aside such verdict
Ciroachino Barcelona had spent several minutes
telling by the aid OF interpreter. OF conditions
In the camps on the East Coast Line. when he
mentioned Miami II developed that ne had newer
New-York tribune., 1908-11-14
SOCIETY At HORSE SHOW.
Large Hats Worn by Women at the
Garden Conspicuous Feature.

Society fairly well represented at the horse
show yesterday, but there were few new faces, and
the boxes occupied by about the same people
who have been the previous days. Mrs.
John r. Drexel however, of those present
yesterday for the first time. and Miss Mabel NJ.
Gerry, Mrs. J. Stewart Barney, Mrs. Sydney S.
Breese who Miss Elizabeth Morton; Miss
Louise r Knowlton and Mrs. Philip Allen Clark
among the few other newcomers.
conspicuous feature at the show yesterday was
the large hats worn by Of the women Mrs.
Drexel, for instance, had a Gainsborough with
a crown Of brown velvet and four large brown
ostrich plurnes. and Mrs. Richard Lewis Morris
was conspicuous by & large Russian turban of
black fox. with long foxtan tipped with white
coming down behind her left The hat was
also decorated with white aigrettes. She was with
her mother, Mrs Cornelius FeIlowes.
Among others seen IN the boxes and about the
Garden were Mrs. J. Borden Hartman, Mr. and
Mrs. Herman B. Duryes, Major Creighton Webb,
Mrs. Charles A ChiIds, Miss Frances Macdonald
Mr.. and Mrs. Oliver Hartman, Miss Constance
Pulitzer. Mrs. Smith Hons McKin, Mrs Thomas
Hastings. Miss Laura Swan, Mr.. and Mrs H H
HoIIister, Mrs Oliver ". Bird Miss May Bird Miss
Helen Alexandra, Miss Cevi1ise Alexandra Mrs.
Henry Baldwin Hyde. Dennie NJ. Hare, Joseph
widener and Mrs. Henry S. Redmond, who had
Mrs. J. Stewart Barney her guest, and Mrs. W
N. '. Hoffman Mrs Redmond wore a striking
Directoire coat OF baby lamb
New-York tribune., 1908-11-14

W. |. DOUGLAS SHOE ST0
433 Broadway, cor. Howard.
755 Broadway, cor. 9Th St.
S53 Broadway, cor. 18th St.
1349 Broadway, cor. 36th St.
1447-1449 Broadway.
22O2 Third Ave, cor. 120th.
9S4 Third Ave, near 59th St.
2779 Third Avenue, between
146th and 147th Streets.
ESQ West 125th Street.
345 Eighth Avenue.
New-York tribune., 1908-11-14
THREE BLUES FOR
ALFREDO. VANDERBILT
FRIDAY, THE 18th. HIS
LUCKY DAY.
HRS. AIJen Potts, of Virginia, Indig-
nQnt Because She Had to Com
pete With Negro Rider.
PROGRAMME FOR TO-DAY.

u.oo a. n--JudrtnE twenty-five saddle horses.
Class S.
II:so a. r--JudrsnE two shetlxad ponies under
saddle. Class IS
u:4s g. m--Judginx eighteen harness horses.
Class g.
suitable to become hunters. for prizes offered
by T. Ambrose Clark. Class LA.
I:0e r M-RECEss
SOC ,. m-Judxfnx six Shetland ponies IN harness.
Class S.
2:15 D ra--JudEins Zine rosdsters and best ap-
pointed road rigs. GIas. IL.
2:4o D. m.-JudEiag single roadsters for the cham
pionship Class Is.
1855 D m--JndginE twenty-three qualified hunters
fo- the cup presented by Alfred B. MacIay.
Class Ie1-
$50 D. m--JudSinE fifteen ponies under saddle.
Class IS.
4:ee .. m--Judginx three road teams (four-in-
hands,. their arrival from the Arrow Head
Inn for the challenge cup presented by Ben
Riley, Class 12s.
<:1b p m-JudginK twenty street cleaning de-
partrent horses. Class los.
4:&5 D m--Jndsfng six horses suitable for cavalry
service. Class fe6.
Bsos D. m--Judgfnx two horses suitable for cavalry
service. to be ridden by officers in uniform
Ciaes 1e5.
5-15 D. m--JudEinE pairs OF rosdsters for the
championship. Class IA
600 r M-RECEss.
e:se D. u--JudgtnE fifteen harness borses. Class 25
$50 D. m--JudEfng saddle horses CheaEy weiznf)
for championship. Class Il
sos D. na.-Jucgtns saddle horses (middle and Light
seixhtl for the championship. Class a.
500 o. m.-Jodxing single harness horses, not ex-
ceedinE I5.2 hands. for the championship.
CIe.s -.
s:s5 D. m.-JudEins single harness horses. exceed
ing I52 hands. for the championship. Class As
$50 .. m-Judzing pairs of harness horses not
exceeding 15-2 hands. for the championship,
Class
1910 D. n--JudgtEg pairs Of harness horses.
oeedinE I5.e hands. for the championship.
Class As.
1928 p m--JudginE hunters and jumpers for the
heavy. medium and light weight championships
Class I0z
New-York tribune., 1908-11-14

OF the railroad company AT the Miami docks They
told or a picket fence which surrounded the dock
Mr. Russell iatraatsd that he intended 70 proVe
the fence was used as a means OF unlawful re-
straint upon the laborers. and the case Was -
touEnSd gnEn naxt Tuesday
New-York tribune., 1908-11-14

been TO The camps. but had worked for the rail-
read company at Miami. and that his testimony
about camp conditions had been gathered from bis
friends.
Mr.. Russell called Captain George T. Warner and
Saptain Noah Large. SSxa Esruaar ss-Ss<aassEassts
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-08-26

and waiting for this Johnny Hayes
hoy when he gets ready TO go back TO
worH-and he needn't get back unit
he blamed plcases, either. Before he
went away from here with the team
he was attached 90 the shipping de-
partment of big department store on
Third-avc. He was kind OF a clerk
and MS salary wasn't so much.
Well on the day that the head Of
this department store heard that John
ny had copied the Marathon he sat
up and took notice. lie gave orders
that The store should be decorated
from top TO bottom with the bunting
or ALI nations. not emitting a lot OF
green stun TO denote the Emerald
Isle, from which all OF Hayes folks
came. Then he called the heads of
the various departments In consulta-
ton to see what could be done By
way OF sorting out the right kind Of a
job In that store for the little man who
had conferred honor upon himself and
upon his business associates by win
ming the most sensational sporting
event in the history OF nations.
1t was finally decided to start
great big sporting goods department.
as feature OF the establishment and
To put Hayes in charge of 1t. His
salary is to be the tidy little matter
OF five thousand plunks per annum.
Kind OF soft. eh, for little fellow
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-08-26
FLYNN lasted
NINE ROUNDS

LOS ANGELES, Cal. Aug. 26.-Al
Kaufman, Billy Delaneys husky pro-
tege, scored a clean knockout over
Jim Flynn, the Pueblo fireman. In the
ninth round OF their scheduled ten
round engagement at Maud Junction
last night.
The fight was a sensational affair
and up to the moment when he was
knocked TO the floor with n left and
right TO the jaw In the eighth, Flynn
had whipped Kaufman to standstill
and looked like a winner.
II there Is a gamer man in the ring
than Jim Flynn the Los Angeles sports
would like to have his name. Giving
away from % TO 80 pounds In weight,
Flynn was the aggressor all during
the bout. II was a novel sight TO see
big AL Kaufman backing up and
clinching with his smaller opponent,
but this Flynn compelled the San
Francisco man 10 do.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-08-26
ALLEN WINTER WINS
THE $4,000
,. HANDICAP
INDIANA STALLION GETS $4,000
FOR TAKING FIRST PLACE IN
UNIQUE EveNT-pET RoIr
HORSE THIRD.

READVlLLE, Mass. Aug. 26.-The
first $4,000 American trotting hand.
cap is over and its result will be the
subject of gossip among the horsemen
until next season The general opin-
ion among those present was that this
novel departure marks new era In
harness racing as notable as-the- In
stallation of "every-heat-a-race" con-
tests some years ago.
The only objection raised was as
to the handicapping The horses with
the fast marks were so far behind
that they never caught up to tho
slower steeds that started from the
mile and quarter mark Sweet
Marie. the fastest horse in the race
could do no better than get eighth
place In the second heat.
Lon Mcdonald drove a careful race
th=AlleH1AinteF. placing him thirsi5
In the preliminary heat Prince g..
which took second money, was the
winner OF this heat and SaE Fran.
cisco was fifth in the preliminary and
third in the final. Bervaldo. which
won one preliminary heat, was no
where in the final
San Francisco was leased for this
race TO j. H. Brown of Detroit.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-08-26
PAPKE MATCHES
WITH kETCHEEL

LOS ANGELES, Cal, Aug 20
Stanley Ketchell and Billy Papke
last night signed articles for 20
round fight before the Jeffries ath-
letic club on Labor Day. Sept. I.
There was some difficulty over the
question OF weight Papke holding out
for I56 at IL o'clock on the day or
the fight and Ketchell demanding bS
AT noon Ketchell finally won. and
tho weight WAS decided upon at his
figure. Both men posted forfeits> OF
$500 each 10 hind the match.
The bout will mark the re-entry OF
James Jeffries into the ring as referee.
After the criticism or his decision OF
the McFarland-Welch fight Jeffries de.
clared he would referee no more con
tests. When Papke and Ketchell both
expressed desire TO have The big
fellow referee their fight he consent
ed.
The men will begin active training
today Ketchell declares If he whips
Papke he will not stop until he gets
Tommy Burns into the ring
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-08-26
HEROES OF OLYMPIC ARE
TOLLIED BY OIL N'YAWK

NEW YORK, Aug. 26.--August 20 is
sure going to be one Of those cerise
letter day around here plain enough
That's the day of the celebration in
honor OF the American athletes who
went through the gang Of BRITISH
blolmeme athletic wheezes like the
harp that once went through the city
hall Mos. Of the athletes are already
back, and they've been kept right up
at concert pitch by private entertain
ers every since they got in. Not a
man OF EN- has been permitted to go
back To his Job. A lot OF EN- have
begged and begged their tens OF thou
sands OF friends in this town TO please.
pul-lease. mister let EN- alone, SOS
they could go back and get on their
jobs, but they've been handed the nix.
nix every time they put up this plea
and told that nary lick of work
would they be allowed TO do until after
Labor day. Literally scores of private
entertainments-sta and the like
are pulled off In honor Of individuals
OF the American team every night.
And all this will eliminate and come
10 mighty head on August 29. the
big day when the whole pack swings
into line for the big trudge down the
main alley. and, after that, probably
gambol over TO Oyster Bay to mitt
the President and be patted on the
conk and told what bully boys with
glass eyes they are. There1l be
more oratory on that day than there
yet has been in connection with the
presidential campaign, and the red
frell be burning for most OF next Sat
urday night. and II any of the athletes
go to bed strictly sober it'll be be-
cause most OF them are still In train
ing for events yet to be pulled off
on this side OF the pond.
Little Johnny Hayes, the mailer OF
the Marathon. will Of course be- the
hero OF the occasion. II Johnny didn {
happen TO he little fellow so soundIy
balanced around the top piece he
-ael4lA have A+- best-eseHse- earth
TO develop a case OF swelled Uranium,
but he's shrewd little Turk that
you couldn't spread the paste on un.
less you etherized him first. and he
isn't going 60 outgrow his hat by any
manner OF means. The New York
girls. high and low, are crazy about
the little man. and when he steps 70
the front OF the line down at the City
Hall 10 get the medals and cups and
other things that the mayor Of the
town Is going 10 alp him. in common
with the others. for showing the tight
little. right little Isle (oh. jujube
pastei) how 10 run a few, why. he's
going TO hear bunch OF Feminine
squeaks In the middle OF the mascu
line applause that sure ought TO make
the hair stick out straighter along
side of his ears.
ny the way, a nice job Is all fixed