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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-05
General s. 50. Gloms.

0o6 ldngerem Seioen lit am 2. g..
Wfts. I'M ct. 2ufe's Solpital in SEEN
Oorf Der grigaoe=@ General Ser gun-
oes=armee Sobn @alter Glons aus
Dem 2eben eeibieoert. Weit inn tit
elmer Der nidt at 5ablreiden M6l1=
ner bingegangen, Die IN 8eutid)=
lafo g%eboren> es in Der 8nnoes-
@rrnee 81 elmer boberen Steaung
gebra6t baben - Wal1ner, oenen
unier 9ooptio-gaterlano fir INNER
oar gum Cant perpfli6tet iein miro.
4m 8. SUM 1887 inn @iirttem=
bergiiden als Sobn BON Sobonn uno
5rieoerife (geb. 9ieterle) Claus de-
boren, erbielt Ser nodnlolige Gene
raj ieine au%sbiloung ouf elmer
Wfitteli6ule nto oiif Dem 9olptedl-
nifum, oa er Sngenieur neroen
ipoate. aber bereits I'M Sabre 1855
trieb i'm Die 8anoerliit nod Sine
rifa. mo er am 9. Sebrnor 1857 ais
@eneilter in Die aompagl1ie 6 oes
8. Snfanterie -Hegiments eintrat. Sci
@nsbru6 oes 8iirgerfrieges ipar er
bereits Gnartiermeilter=S ergeont i'm
6. Snfanterie= Geeiment. Ger iltlt-
&c llnteroffi8ier 8eidnete lid altf Ben
S6lahtfeloern oes Siioers ourd
Sapferfeit uro faltbliitiges gene6l1en
oerort aus, bob i'm Der @raiioent
om 80. 9obember 1862 gum 2ellt-
norlt beforoerte. Seine ausge5eidue-
ten 9ienite tpabreno oes &rieges, lpe-
5iea aber iein beloenmiitiges Ser
balten in Der S6lodt BET @ettps-
burg brad)ten inn am %. Mars 1865
oas Batent als Sberlei1tnollt eilt uno
afpei Gage lpater Die 8erufung ais
Eeeiments : 4ojutnnt. an %.
Sonuor 1867 oponcierte Ell gum
Sauptmann i'm SO. Snfanterie-9 feqi-
lnent. @noe oes Sabres 1869 ip1lr=
De er gum "a. Snfonteri -Geeintei1t
perlebt. Ho6 bent arieae bottle er
in leiner freien 3eit eifrig sylts Itt-
oiert nno ii6 nidt mir 8u einem
9rul1oli6en aerner Oes &ricgsred-
tes, ionoern aud oes GipilredteS aus
gebiloet. Seine Spe5ioIitGt mar oos
Stuoium oes gerbdltnilies 3ipiifeit
Wailitdr- uno G%ibiI6eb0r6en. 0icIe
ieine iuriitii6e ausbiloung fam ibnl
ais geiiiser peri6ieoener &rieosge-
ri6te. iomie ais General ojutant
bes 9enartements bon Sputh.@orp.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-05
@cruiimftise Mabnnns,

Neuli6 moren oie amerifanildel
Seilnebn1er an ben olDnlpil6en
gpielen in 2onoon beim 8r6lioentell,
@r bat iie ouf's Ser5lidlte begriiBt,
bot ieoe1t gu leinem grfolge be-
gliidlpiini6t mo ibnen oonlt cine
Geoe gebolten, in Dem er piel ii6er
oelr @ert oes sports iprod. Ibcr
es wor feline bloBe S~ltrrobrcoe, tie
entbielt ou6 erulte Mabnmortel oie
bel oieien bonn grfolge oes Iugelt=
blids rno Dem 8emuBtlein Ser for
perli6en &raft uro @etpanotbeit BE-
raal often iu11gen 2euten nobl alrge-
bro6t moren. Inter onoer1n 1ogte
Der 8roiioent: o2oBt gud our6 sic
gerubmtbeit, Die Sbr errungert babt,
ni6t irrefiibren. @os i6 nod Dem
&riee meinem &eeiment ioete, ooB
ieoes Mitelieo ii6 bo6itens IA Gage
ols Selo fiiblen oiirfe, oolll1 ober
in gut biireerlider 9lrt i6merer ais je
arbeiten iode, gilt au6 fir Gltd.
Sd mo6te nidt, oaB nod 5ebr ooer
fiinf5ebn Sabren irgeno @iller BON
gud IN obgetragerlem an5ug berllrl-
lauft unb bomit problt, bob er ein-
items benz Iieereiden Olympic Seom
ongeborte."
9as lit oie ri6tige auffoIiung.
@er freut iid nidt am Sport. &el-
der iunger eeiurtoer frafttger Meri6
bot ni6t feline 5reuoe at Ser ofti=
ben geilnobme, mel6er dltere, ser
iid gelunoen frii6en Sinn erbolten
bot, frelt id ntdt an ser 8etdti-
eung ju9enbli6er &raft uno @e-
p~anotbeit. Gber Acknowledgment
oorf oieie Sreltoe 1nb 2nit alll
Sporf nidt. Ser Sport oarf nid)t
oie Sauptio6e biloen inn 2eben ullo
Die @eoonfen zines iuileell ODER az
ten Mannes miilien iid al1d no6
nit anoerlt 8ingen bei6aftigen ols
NIT 8ootfobreu, &uoern, gallipieIell
goren, Surnen, &eiten, 5ii6en ll1o
Saeen. 9aes bos lit re6t, ober al
leg gu ieiner 3eit. @s eiebt nod oll-
oere 9inge in Ser 8elt 1tnb geraoe
oieie mnoeren 9inee iino inns gum
5ortfommen notiger oIs Ser Sport.
lteber Die grfolge I'M G%lloerboot,
ouf Dem 8aaplab ODER i'm Soeoge=
bege oiirfen mir nidt Die rubige
ernite Irbeit bergeiien1 ipel6e oas
Woidinenmerf oes meni6lidell Sc
bens in Gang bolt> oiirfeu lpir oab
nidt pereeiier, oaB ielblt auf unie=
re @rbolungsitunoen nod olt0ere S1=
terelien einen @niprud baben oils Ser
Sport fpenn mir uns borntonii1
uno in 1ebereinitimmltng init Ben
Soroeruneen ltnierer 3eit ousbiloelt
mollen. llnb oas pergeiIen DON llil=
fern iungen 2eute leioer all5u piele.
9esbolb NOR es gut, oaB 8rdiioent
Noolepelt bel bieier 8elegenbeit 10
beadtensfperte Mabnmorte iprodl
Die ni6t rur an Die iuneen Mtbleten
Dor ibm, ionoern an Die gauge iport=
luitige Sllgeno oes 2atoes geri6tet
mQreft.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-05
IS besahlt iid.

Soy. Sobn @bite, 80 &iebIano
@oe., 9ouIton, Maine, ioet: uSSm
@inter nnb Sriibiobr mar i6 itets
nit Suiten eeplaet. Sd perlu6te
MQes; aber nadoem id cine SOC
Slai6e Or. Sings Neue @ntoedune
bolb perbraudt, NOR mein gutter
gatt5 perf6punoen; baiielbe Ieiultat
lebten @inter. Son Der @iite oieler
SAILS nno 2ungenmeoi5inen bin id
feft iiber5euet. @arantiert 5u baben
bel Moolpb 9reiB uito 81. gobn & 60.
SO Gts. un0 81. Yrpbefloihe frei.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-05
eiitet G,d por eaIben aeaen aotorrb

Qnfet Glg nnr Salbet gegen Gatarrb,
Die arediiIber entbaIten, ba Quediilber
ltder ben Sinn beg @erubs S~erit0rer nnb
oas gat,5e Saltem b6aig. 5erriitten tpiro,
den einbringt. @olGe GrtifeI folen ME
aoliBer aIf 8~erorbnung gut bernfener
aer5te sebrm19t perben, ba Der G6aoen,
Den lie mri9ten, 5ebn Mal 10 groB lit,
gig Das Cute, bas SIR babon erateIen
tontltet. 9alIs &atarrbSanr. fabri5iert
pon Is. S. gbeneb & Co., Eolebo. O., ents
bait tetn auedlilber nnb tpirb innerlih
gertor1rt1en unb tpirft brett auf Die f6Ieis
mIgen Sberfld6en bes 9bfteuts. 8enn
Shr 9als &atarrbs&ur fa1ft. ieio iiher,
oaB, Sbr Die e9te 6efonrnt. sic tpiro in@
nerl19 gettor1men 1tn6 In $oIeoo, Ohio,
Don s: s. Gbenep & So. gema6t.
gertarft bon allen Gpotbefern. Breis
70 Gents Die Slaide.
9aas Eamilienzgineu fino Die beften.
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Sans6Gltcrin oeIud1t.

Cine Sausbdlterin in mittleren
5abren anf cine Der i60nit eiuge-
rlcbteten 5ormen in gomal 60, BET
elttem Acknowledgement Marne. Mon
aoreliiere q. g. Go 6reie 8reiie fir
Seros~.
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@eindlt

cine ao6in ooer elm Mdo6en sur
9elor9u1g ser Salsarbeit bel elmer
aus orei 8erionen b%eItebenoeu So
nttlie. 3u %erfroeen III Ser Office
Der o8reie 8reIie".
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-05

- Die Grm1berrb-grnt 1T mis-
rate1. @rmer Sltrfp-mas fir eillell
.trnurigen 9olfia9unestog miro er
helter babenl
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1908-09-05

Sin ~offener aopf, cine offclre
9arto mo ein Offences Ser5 meroen
nberal att6 cine offene Sir finoell.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02
Democratic Campaign Contributions.

The undersigned Treasurer of the Committee of Hun
dred political organization throughout the State Maryland for
the of eecng and the regular Congress
sona candidates of the Democratic party having duly given bond
the State of Maryland filed the with the Secretary Of
as provided chapter 2 of the Acts of the General
Assembly Maryland for the purpose preventing
rpt practices position receive and account for
cornp to law such contributions be made by all czens
has appointed the Democratic National Committee
member of the Committee of the National Organization
for the State of Maryland v.
This law which throws much labor political treasurer
directs the contributors and the to be
made public record the Circuit Court Clerks office of the
specve counties Baltimore City, No subscriptions without the
gver be received Any who ubscrbes IN
any other than his and treasurer who knowingly
receives such subscription subject fine and imprisonment
and will be ineligible public office for four years from the date of
the offence detailed of expenditures required The
law prohibits subscriptions from corporations The publicity thus
given to all subscriptions apparently ntendedto discourage them
from the special for improper and also
pondngy encourage party leaders and benecae ncud
the rank file the people, whose interests served by
the of the party
which they support The public record of
will thus index of the individuals who financial
support to the Democratic party this important campaign
Every the State of Maryland who is financially
able make contribution for the either to
Treasurer the Treasurer of the State Central Committee
Hon. Murray Vandver the undersigned and the of the
contributor will placed the Roll of Honor be recorded in
the courts of record as directed by the Statute.
If the people and throw off the yoke of the special
interests they should respond this lawful opportunity and
tribute to necessary and proper political expense.
BLAIR LEE, Treasurer
sep Is st Silver Spring, Maryland.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02

DEACH Bottom Slate is the stand
i ard. Smith & Reifsnider keep them
in stock.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02
A Good Move.

An Eastern Shore real estate firm
has sold large tract of land in Som
erset county to some capitalists of
the North, who have project to bring
settlers from other States and other
foreign countries to the Eastern Shore.
The company will divide the land into
small farms of about so acres, and will
put house, well and small barn on
each, and sell them for small cash
payments and long credit, to exper-
fenced farm families whose means
are limited, but who have enough peo-
pie for successful work
The company will also build can
neries, creameries and a box factory
in the neighborhood. The proprietors
will ask the State Bureau of Immigra-
ton to assist in directing suitable
families to the Eastern Shore.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02
aWHO IS JOHN w. KERN9"
An Impetinent Question and Pert
Answer.

"Who is John w. Kern?" asks Will
liam ECorey the mulitmillionaire steel
mangnate who gained notoriety by
marrying Mabelle Gilman, the actress.
In the first place, John w. Kern is
an old fogy. He has such old-fash-
toned notions that he despises man
who would divorce mis- wife and the
mother of his children in order to
crafty an insane passion for an act
ress. John w. Kern is one of those
back numbers who places honor
above dollars. He would not sell his
soul for gold, even though the devil
offered him all the yellow metal there
| is in the bowels of the earth. He has
remained a comparatively poor man
all his life rather than enter COM
bine to rob the people and drive COM
petitors out of business. He never,
so far as we have been able to learn,
either founded a public library or en-
dowed a college Having lived an up
right, wholesome, Godfearing life all
his days, he has never felt the ne
cessity of apologizing to his maker or
Offering penance in the form OF lucre
for his sins.
William E. Corey is about as sharp
b COutIdSt " JOAA W. 4ACA ~ oS NSN~N
be found within the boundaries of the
United States, with the possible ex-
ception of James s. Sherman, the
other candidate for vice-president. No
man who holds dear the honor OF
this country can contemplate the pos
sibility of James 8. Sherman becom-
ing, through an act OF Providence,
the President of the United States
~, 40 - AZ Inhn
| w. Kern should be called upon to step
lit.
"Who is John w. Kern?" asks the
| faithless nabob who cast OH his faith
full wife, the woman who had bravely
shared his days of poverty and had
struggled with him to build up his for
tunes as a man throws away lemon
after he has squeezed all the good
out of it. Such impertinence deserves
no answer, were it not for the sake OF
calling attnetion to the braZen effron-
terry of men of Corey's stamp who
had, through the medium of protected
monopoly, grown to be the greatest
menace that confronts this nation
today. Anarchy can be stamped out
by force, but the insidious evil i'm
posed upon this long suffering people
| by men whom President Roosevelt
designated very forcibly as male
factors of great wealth, is even more
to be dreaded than anarchy.
.Who is John w. Kern?" Why, a
plain, honest American citizen of the
highest type, an unpretentious, clean
living man, yet of scholarly attain
ments and commanding intellect. Had
that purse proud Pittsburg million
aire read John w. Kern's mastery re-
ply to the apology of James S. Sher-
man, he would have no need to ask,
who is John w. Kern"-The Al
bany, N. Y, Daily Press and Knicker-
booker.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02
Chair Hitchino.

"The chair hitcher," says a business
man, sis the greatest nuisance that an
office man is compelled to endure.
THE hitcher is always deeply inter
ested in the matter he has come to
talk over, and the more he talks the
closer he draws his chair, and with
every additional point he makes he
gives his chair another bunch in your
direction, and by the time he has fair.
~ entered on his subject he has his
feet On the rounds Of your chair, his
elbow on your desk and is dropping
the ashes from his cigar on your coat
sleeve. 1t would be just as easy for
him to make his speech or preach his
sermon three or four feet awaS, but
he never learns that fact and damages
his own cause by dragging his chair
over your carpet and putting his breath,
in your face.
II know one Office man in town who
got so tired of having cigar ashes on
his clothes and smoke poured into his
face that he called a carpenter, took
the rollers of one chair, placed it in
a convenient position at the end of his
desk, then had the man nail it to the
door. But 1t didn't do a particle of
good. The first hitcher that came In
was a big. strong 200 FOUNDER, who
began his talk and. growing earnest,
just pulled the chair up by the roots,
ragged it toward the desk and never
noticed That anything was wrong
st, Louis Globe Democrat. f8s 100
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02
LOOK TO YOUR HEALTH,
BLISS N4TYE HERRS.

y
The Great Blood Purifier, Kidney
and Liver Regulator. Sure Cure for
Constipation, Indigestion, Dyspepsia,
&c. 200 doses for $1.o0. Mailed to
any address upon receipt of prices.
Also
BLISS NATIVE OIL
for Burns, Cuts, Catarrh, &c, and
NATIVE BALSAM
for Coughs, Colds, &C., at 25 and 50
cents per bottle. Not sold in Drug
Stores. Prepared exclusively by the
AlonZo o. Bliss Co., Washington, D. C.
II. B. GRAMMER. Agent.
147 E. Main Street,
Westminster, Md.
He refers. by permission. to the fol-
lowing persons who have used the Ma
tive Herbs. and testify to their efficacy
as a reliable family medicine.
Rev. P. II. Miller. H. H Harbaugh
Joel s. Fisher. Mrs. VIM. F. Helm,
M. E. Campbell. Jacob F. Elgen.
John E. Eckenrode Abram l. Geiman,
Joseph S. Witter. Mrs. Rebecca Wagner.
Mrs. Elizabeth j. Stoner Carroll N. Lockard.
jan Sly
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02

against over-confdence seem super
fluous when the Republican vote in
Vermont shows loss from four years
ago of nearly per cent, and the
Maine correspondent of the New York
Tribune admits that for the first time
in twenty-five years sthe Democrats
have chance to carry the State next
week. Even in New England there is
no enthusiasm for the Republican
ticket, and the party has to fight for
every vote it gets. As to- the West,
the Republicans cannot conceal their
uneasiness.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02

n q 20 9.7ls - DIS z i-I7IsI3 n =
.szga 10 40 T1aEa9 ..5se m
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02

"The more one considers the cues
ton the more difficult it seems to find
a valid objection to the proposal of
providing some adequate method of
guaranteeing bank deposits" says the
Indianapolis News Und)
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02
dor SALE OR RENT,
Il VALUABLE
Property in Sykesville, Md

The property formerly owned by John
P. Phillinger, deceased, which is now
occupied by Riggs & Leishear and used
as baker shop, adjoining the property
property used as livery stable and which
was occupied by G. Dorsey; both are
for sale or rent. These are desirable
properties and are located in the neart
of the business district Of Sykesville.
For terms, &c., call upon or write to
sept rs At Sykesville, Md.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02

NEPONSET Sheathing Paper and
~ Paroid Roofing adopted by the u.
S. Government and sold exclusively by
Smith & Reifsnider. Get samples and
prices.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02
SIS 90 REWARD

Will be given for the return OF Ca st (
w. Burbage, aged %; white, ne agn he
feet z inches; brown eyes. Wne ;r 81
left the Hospital he had on q pa. no
canvas SLIPPERS, dark suit OF cloGne sJS'ood
hat. Was last seen in the nelgnDol lods.
of Berret and was living in the W., Wv,h y
Quite harmless and can be taken :
anyone. ,Dur
Superintendent of Springfield Hosp
sept % If
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02
A Self Made Woman.

a Self Made Woman.
Oliver (irritably)-That woman would
differ from the Lord himself.
Olivia-She has already done so.
Oliver-In what way?
Olivia-On a matter Of form.-Judge
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1908-10-02
HORSES 6 MULES.

III will receive at my
g stables, at Hanover, on "a
so head of yearling and two year old
mules and ssill receive 2 carloads of
su ,s1aa yeaTl a and two year Ear Old 81.
hand horses and broke mules at all
times.
H. A. SMITH,
aug 81 f Hanover, Pa. :
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

blow that sank IL inches OF blade and
three inches of hilt into his own heart
Just at the left armpit. A left-handed
blow was out OF the question. a right
handed blow at that point would lack
the force.
Read it Sexton. page iO1 of the
scrap book:
For the benefit of science, ]. John
II. Ranthan. hereby declare, that II ]
am slain. It will be by the hand of
Ynath, half.caste maid of Gurhwal,
whose body have repeatedly material
lied in the flesh from relics in my
possession. ! have sworn not TO write
the secret. Let him who would learn
it seek out one Yangmal, a hermit
yogi, whose cave lies in the foothills
Of the Himalayas, in the Province of
Sikhim. ten leagues north of the tenn
pie of Darjeeling. l have spoken"
Then we can save the state of ILL
nois something by returning him to
New York." said Inspector Ship. who
had arrived in time to hear, with star
ing, incredulous eyes the most of
Clarke's story.
"lSot until have made an expert
ment," said Clarke. "Achmon. you
say you have the secret. Prove 1t,
and the skull Is yours"
II know not II the conditions be
right, sahib, but ! will try" returned
the Hindu.
Suddenly the Hindu began to intone
monotonously and seemingly without
end:
"Ynath. comet Ynath, come! Ynath.
come!"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
RENREW

My eyes were glued TO the face on
the skull. Could II be? Yes, the skull
gradually was fading from view and
the silver bust was rising and grow
ing. larger. larger. and nearer, until
Then she spoke, doubtless in her
native Hindustani. The words were
uninteIligible. but the sweetness of the
voice was as of a maid singing In the
twilight
"Ynath. have called thee" an
swered Achmon. 81 would question
thee Answer in the tongue thou
learned in the Feringhee mission.
What hand slew him of the damned
soul. who was called Ranthan?'
Il slew him. Achmon. loved him
not. He lurcd me with his tales of the
cities OF men, as the flame lures the
moth. followed him and happiness
was mine for a space. And then
knew | was n woman of lost caste, in.
but not of the life around me. | pined
for the hills of Mussoorie. passed
and was free until he learned the great
secret of the Masterknot."
Slowly the vision faded Through
the hazy folds of the silkcn robe
again appeared the dim outlines OF the
skull on the table. Clarke released
my hand and the electric lights flashed
up. The inspector sat as In n trance,
his eyes still glued to the skull.
Didn't you see herr" / asked Clarke
after the inspector had departed with
his prisoner and We were completing
our previous hasty toilets.
81 saw nothing and heard nothing
but the Hindu's one.sided nonsense"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
HGZARlI2I4 /IGIlRE cID0D

Then / told him what I had seen and
what was sure the inspector had also
witnessed.
Now. how can you explain it, /
asked.
DIR. Hudson has already explained
1t pretty well. At least. he has given
us a working hypothesis. Your senses
were under the control Of the sub
jective mind while was normal
After n rather neglected breakfast
and nap to recover the murdered
sleep OF the night before. We proceed
ed to the station to complete the for
malities of the Hindu's arrest. When
We arrived. Inspector Ship met ia with
a lugubrious countenance and mys-
teriously usherCd us into his private
Office and closed and locked the door.
When he had assured himself that
no unbiddcn ear was listening he
turned to us and said:
He's gone!"
Cone" exclaimed Clarke. you
don't mean to say you allowed him to
escape hand-cuffed, between our place
aId the station?
We lost no time getting home. The
dc or seemed to be all right, In fact.it
WIS fastened with tumbler-lock
which would have given the most ex-
pc rienced burglar bad half-hour. We
had no fear OF the rear door. which
wss secured by chain bolt.
II was years afterwards and In
strange land that Clarke and again
rolled a cigarette from the silver skull
but that, also. In another story.
Copyright. by W. @. Chapman)
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
Inspiration VS.. Perspiration.

Bishop Potter was n wonderfully ef-
fcctive preacher" said n Brooklyn cler-
gyman. His method was reserved
and quiet. He always had himself well
in hand.
81 once delivered a sermon before
him. | was young and enthusiastic at
the time, a disciple OF the methods OF
TalImage. ! let myself go In that SER
mon. My voice shook the church. My
gestures shook the pulpit.
AT luncheon afterwards. am
ashamed to say that fishoI for com
plimcnts. leaned over the bishop and
asked him In low voice TO give mo
some advice on preaching.
Deer knows what expected him to
Teply-probably that ! was beyond any
advice from him. At any rate. what ho
lid reply was this:
MY dear young friend. never mis-
AXE In the pulpit Precipitation for in
spiration.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
Wife Finished the Story.

A cableg, m all the way from Lon
don says: A well known man in the
atrical affairs in America is telling 4
story on himself. He does not wish
his name revealed, as his wife would
not like it. This man Is gourmet Of
no mean ability. and prides himself
on devising new dishes. This is the
story as he told IT,:
AT dinner the other night at Ro-
mano's, they asked me for something
new in the way of fancy food. When
got home. | told my wife what | or
dered. First | said. I had an olive
put in a wOOdcock. then the woodcock
put in pigeon, the pigeon put in n
partridge and the partridge put in n
pheasant, then tied up with bacon and
cooked
"'Well,' said my wife. why don't
you go on and finish?
THAT Is all; there was no more.
"'Oh yes there was,' she answered.
Then you put that into jackass, then
put the iackass into n cab and told
the driver to bring you here, home.'" &"
The safest way to ask lady's ago
Is TO ask some other lady.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

TIE employment department Of the
Denver Y. NJ. c. A. Is prepared TO fur
nish dependable wOrkmcn Of almost
any trade or line Of business. They
carefully investigate every applicant
ard rec ommend no one that Is not re-
liable. Several hundred young men
have been placed In good positions by
them during The last few months.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23

HAVE had occasion in
the course OF these
narratives to mention
a rather unique tobac-
co-iar which graced
Carlton Clarke's study
table. l long { cit
there was a story con-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1908-10-23
Fiattering a Husband.

THE biggest idiots always seem to
marry the prettiest women" said a
man to his wife.
Nov you're trying to flatter mel"
was the cutting response.-EX.