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The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-02-13
Spirit Lake Lots

For maps and prices see Charles F.
Craig.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-02-13
Splendid Buys in Homes

$45Q-Good 4-room house, close in.
$600-Neat 3-room cottage, 3 blocks
from P. O., SO foot lot.
$1OO0-Swell Groom modern house in
frst-class condition, best residence Sec
ton.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

without customers The consuming
ability of the country has by NO
means been impaired, as at one time
it wa, feared that it woald be. That
is conclusivtl ly proved by the sstisfac.
tory prices received for the later cit.
rus fruits and the early deciduous
fruits which are now going to market.
"We have noted In some Of the In.
terror papers that there was fear that
there would he no money availble to
handle this fruit crop. Leading bank
ers in this city tell us that suoh talk
is nonsense, that funds will be avail
able, and that all responsible inter
est, will be cared for. They say that,
as heretofore, the crop can be financed
from this city, and even II they could
not, all who read know that there is
at present a plethora Of money in
eastern centers, and that no trouble
is expected In handling the crops this
year. The ability Of the treasury to
help out is less than 1t has teen, but
as q pi tceaution against any possible
shortage CT funds so-cailed clear ing
house associations 1ra already form
ipg at the east under the new law, 80
ss to be ready in case OF unexpected
necessity.
"Tbe fruit crops of this state are
very important. They are good this
year. There is money to handle
them. 1t should be and will be q
pr osperous year In this state, and sv.
cry body should plan foI 1t. 1t would
be we'll II the oro8kers wo"h clear
out Of the state. As q man thinketh,
so is he.'
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

The great Marchesi, like other ia
NOUS singers, was the recipient of val.
liable gifts from an admiring public.
Many Of these were OF a perishable
nature, and some We're rich and rare.
One only bore the character of abso-
lutte practically. During concert
tour In Switzerland there was one con.
cert In which the prima donna was
especially brilliant. She sang varied
programmed song from Handel, an
Italian air, some German songs-and
not only through the greatness but the
divsrsity Of her gifts reused the audi
encc to a tremendous pitch of enthu-
siasm. Many persons crowded up to
her when the concert was over, over.
whelming her with the profusion Of
the flowers they brought. After the
crowd had dispersed a bashful looking
girl came up, holding a parcel In her
hand.
"You delighted me SO very much at
your last concert" said she, "that to-
day I should like to express my admi.
ration for you in person. Flowers,
however, fade therefore beg to offer
you lasting and practical souvenir
which will keep me in your memory"
With these words she unwrapped q
silver soup ladle, presented 1t aud dis.
appeared.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02
Japs Never Take Cold.

There are many public baths In ia
pan, but nearly every private house
has one either in the house itself or ad-
jacent to 1t.
The ordinary bath consists of large
wooden tub, oval in shape and fitted
with cover. Before he enters the
tub the bather thoroughly lathers him.
self from head to foot and washes the
suds of by means Of wooden ladle
or dipper. He then sits In the tub i'm
mersed up to his chin for several min.
utes, enduring a degree Of heat by
which European would be well nigh
parboiled.
When Japan first began to study
the methods Of western nations the
excessive heat of the baths was strong.
iy condemned, and law was made
that the water in the public baths
should be only moderately heated.
This caused great discomfort, SO a COM
mittee composed of European and
japanese medical men was appointed
to decide the question. The verdict
was In favor Of the national custom
which was pronounced to be not only
harmless, but beneficial.
The high temperature Of the water
was said to open the pores of the skin
thoroughly, even without the use OF
soap, and healthy action Of the skin
and cleanliness were secured which
1t was impossible to get with any
amount Of washing In cold or so called
hot baths.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02
The Right View.

The San Francisco Chronicle makes
reference to the outlook for fruit in
California, and to some extent what
il says is applicable to. this part Of
the Pacific northwest. fhe comment
Of the Chronicle is as follows:
GAN agree that the fruit crop Of
this state. except prunes, will be very
large and of good quality. The short
age OF prunes. is really fortunate. 1t
will enahis packers who hold stocks
purchased at hirh prices last summer
to unload without the losses at one
time: feared, and get into position
to buy this years crop. All other
fruits promise we'll The prices to
growers now spoken of, although nat
uraIly smaller than those received un-
der the stimulus Of the prosperity OF
last year. are far atove the average Of
the last ten years, and are satisfsc
s1ry. They will be probable to grow
ers, ! nd afford q proft to those who
i ' them. And unless the buyers do
III, ke profit the growers will soon be
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02
DREAM SENSATIONS.
Causes Of Some Of the Feelings We Es.
perience In Sleep.

causes OF Some OF the Feelings We ES.
perienee In Sleep.
Some Of our common dreams seem
to bo directly traceable. Slipping
down of the blankets is followed by
dreams Of arctic relief expeditions or
falling into snowdrifts. A gas distend-
ed stomach, pushing up the diaphragm
and eompressing the lungs, produces
dreams Of something sitting on your
chest" or dramatic struggles against
other forms of suffocation.
The common single dream, that Of
falling, falling, falling, from q great
height. to wake with a gasp of relief
just as you are about to strike and be
dashed to pieces, Is probably due to
the general muscular relaxation and
falling Of the head, arms and limbs
which accompanies settling down to
sleep. Careful studies have shown that
It almost invariably occurs during the
frst forty-fve seconds Of sleep. A slip,
q change Of position of a sixteenth Of
an inch, is enough to suggest the idea
Of falling to the brain. 1t "does the
rest" and provides out of its swarming
storehouse Of images the precipices.
flights Of stairs, giddy mastheads and
other scenic effects. If the impression
is not vivid enough to wake you, you
''strike bottom" with a delicious sen.
sstion Of restful warmth and reposa
Just such as your tired body is getting
from its "downy couch"
The next common dream, which we
have all had scores of times and which.
as Dickens quantity said, he was SURE
even Queen Victoria, with all her royal
wardrobes full OF clothes, must have
also had, that Of suddenly finding your.
self In public half dressed, seems al
most equally traceable.
The dream. and we can all recall ita
mortifying vividness, is usually asso-
ciated with insufficient or displaced
bedclothes. This gives our drowsy
brain cortex the idea that we haven't
sufficient clothes on. Our arms and
shoulders being completely covered by
the close fitting upper half Of the
nightgown, the impression Of unpro.
tectedness comes most vividly from
our unincased lower limbs. Our well
trained modesty takes furious fright,
and hinc lilac lachrymae (hence these
tears). - DR.. Woods Hutchinson In
American Magazine.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02
Chmberlain's Collie, Cholera and
DiarrhOea Remedy Would Have
Saved Him 500.

"ln 1902 had very severe attack Of
diarrhoea," says r. N. Farrar of Cat
Island, La. "Fur several weeks l was
unable to do anything. On March Is,
1907, | had similar attack, and took
Chamberlains collie, cholera and diarr.
foea Remedy which gave me prompt
relief. | consider it one of the best
medicines OF its kind in the world, an,
had Fused 1t in 1902 leleive it would
have saved me hundred dollar doc
tors BILL" Sold by Kier & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02
River Route Between The Dalles
And MOsier.

j. B. Colt has teen down to Ros-
ena, Mosier and other points on the
o. y. & N. looking over the old ahaHi
don-'i road bed between Th" ID lies
and Mosier to see il 1t wonld do tor
walon road between Mo>irr aud
The Dalles. MIR. tioit returned last
uipht and stys the read will he line,
with some wGIk expended The road
bed Is hard aud wonld make an ideal
driveway connecting the two cities
mentioned 1t has hcen said that a
road could not be made over the tun-
mel. MIR. Colt says road could be
easily be made there and that 1t
would not be any sleeper than the
street through the cut On Union
street. - Chronicle. g..
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

The pretty and ingeniously contrived
floral "diabola' will appeal to number
less devotees Of the new game as an
item for table decoration. The body
of the spool-a large pasteboard one
will do-is covered with tiny yellow
chrysanthemums, which, you know. do
not easily wilt, and the tires are Of
fnauve. The spinning cord and wands
are decked with any kind OF bright
flowers and foliage. 1t can be suspend
ed from the chandelier over the table
and further decorated with gauze but.
fprfiaS
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

There il one serious tr1nile about
the introduction of parasites to fight
insect pests That il that ~hin snch
parasites are introduced rraM many
people give up at once other methods
OF fighting these pests They art b"v'
ing some trontle slone this line In
CALI, rnia at the present time. The
parasite ~ the rodlinR meth has net
been lutruduc,d d long enough to be.
come nuutionr hut already not few
oIchardists have quit sprn! ing their
trees Parasites are useful INT We
have not us much enthusiasm nbont
then ~ We bad fifteen yrnis ago. -
Agricnlturisi.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02
Only the Truth.

Two tramps approached railI DAD
telegraph office not far from New
York the other day and looked hun.
grily through the window, but there
was not even dinner pail In sight to
induce them to ask for food. One of
them finally tapped on the window,
and the operator left his key long
enough to inquire:
"Well, what can do for your"
"Just report two empties going
eas' ;" replied the tramp, with grin,
and started down the track toward
New York. Lippineott 8.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

T.. q. DeWn' & Co., Chicago III =
Gentlemeh-In 1897 had n disease vt
the stomach. aud bowrls. In the spr'ng
of 1902 bought hot le OF k'dol and
the benefit | received all tie gold IN
Georgia could not buy. MAY You live
long and pros%r Yours Very Truly,
G. n. Cornell, Roding, Ga. Ang. q,
1906" Sold by keir q Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02
Had Her ('haice

"a see that your little sister took
the smaller apple" said nm exper.
ippcel mother Did y,u let her
have her choice. Hs l t,ld you?"
ayes, mothtr," Ter sen rerlied
brightly. "I { Id her IL be didn't
choose the smaller one she wouldn't
get any at all. She chose the smaller,
mother.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02
The Same Old Story.

A few years from now some of us
will he saying, "Only a short time
ago this piece OF ground and that
piece of ground. where these l"rtt
buildings nre. and that hne farm 10.
werr covered with sagebrusb, and
could have bought it at $40 yer acre. "
1t will be the shue cd story. 1t is
part OF the history OF every country.
-Lakeview Herald
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02
Very ADprOpriate,

"My hair is falling OUT" admitted
the timid man in drug store. "Can
you recommend something to keep 1t
INF"
Certainly" replied the obliginR
clerk. "Get q box"
June Lippincott' 3.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

Kodol will without doubt help an, one
who has stomach disorders ~ stomach
trouble. Take Kodol today and con-
tinue it for the short tine 81 is nece-.
sary to give van conn lrte relief. Kodol
is sold bv Kcir ard Cas+.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

"l've terrible tnotLscbe. What's
good for ~" ~
"Nonsense You've got NJ tooth
ache. It's simply imagination
swell, coufoun1 it. whats good
for imagination?'
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

Rer, Barber, Of Elton, Wis says: II
have oulv taken four d"srs If Dewitt
Kidney and bladder Pills and they
have done fr me more than any other
medicine has ever done" sid by keir
and Chss.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve is espec-
tally good for piles. Recommended
and sold by Keir and Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

Kennedy's Laxative Cough S>ruI
acts gently upon the bowels and th"r'''
by drives the cold out Of the sy'trln.
sold hy keir aud Cas-.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-07-02

FUR ASTORIA andsOO p. M5.OO p. M
way points. connecting Daily Daily
with steamer for H. AGO except except
and North Beach steam. Sunday, Sunday
or Hassalo, Ash street Saturday.
dock twstar PERI 1000 P. NJ
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-04

Hashimura, Togo. the japanese School
bay who entertains the readers Of Col
lier's with his inimitable hUmor. this
week asks zone humor reproach about
something very mixed which are going to
happen to these u 5. July A. In part
says:
Mr.. Editor. by most nearly genuine
Statistick So, 900, 900 are burned of o.
America by each annual July 4. This
are sufficient to built 1 of them bat
tleships what congress feel too poor
to vote. Six hundred persons is en-
tirely killed by this yearly bang-up-
Such a number would make very
nice crew for such a battleShip- They
might sail it & never enjoy death I'M
til old age do IL. Would 1t not be
a splendid plan for all Americans to
avoid purchase of firework for 1 year
& sent the money to Senator BeveT-
age to buy such a patTiotick boat? 1t
might be painted Of red color to re-
Semlble firecraekerS & would be
floating monument to all brave Ameri-
cans who did not die on July 4. l Sug-
geSt an earnest thought.
All, Mr. Editor, / can hear you
said somethin; with sweet vOiceI
can hear you said. That japanese
SchoolDoy have a soul minus feet; else
why he make such a rail against July
4, when all them firewoTk wnat is
burned Cor glory are Of Japanese par
entage?" Quite so truthful it are for
you to speek this, Mr.. Editor. Sky
racket, pinny-wheei, fiowerIpottery,
niggerchase & ROmantic-cand1e fire
works was formerly of Japanese par
entage, but they was very temperate
& withdrawing when made in Japan.
1t were when they began to be manu-
featured in New Jersey that they be
came boystrous, diapated & disor-
derby shoots.
BY olden date of time it were Gus
tom for cashIwe aithy Daimo what was
feeling joyful about his ancestors to
invite selection of persons to come
his garden to have a see. Pretty soon
1t was dark, then Hon. Daimo would
set aire one fiower-PetteFy filed with
gunpowdeT. Sky was filed with fiery
blossoms TO resemble botany.
That are a Hly-plant of firewOrk,"
say Hon. DaimO, How you like2"
% how sweet" declaim all guests
humping forehead with missy polite
ness. Then they drink tea & go HON >
with calm medetations about great
emDerors & other famous politicians.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-04
JAPANESE BOY ON
FOURTH OF JULYING

japan do not make such bIazes
very nFIchly now days She too busy
with ordinary killing machinery to de
vote times TO decorated deaths When
Japan nave got to nail together
new DTesdnOthinss annually for ALI
time of future in order to keep civil
lied. what chanSt have she got to
shoot off Romsntic-candles COR anCes-
tOTS2 But she do it slyly now 6 then.
And yet l are not entirely cross
& iTTatate when | see small kidly
boys ALLOWING OFF noises on them July
4 date. Memory Of Concord & Lex.
are worth burning some fingers for;
but to blow out eyes for such a mem
ory are wastefuI1y unnecessary In
dependence Day are a variety of in
temperance, and yet I might weep
with eye to see it abolish by PTOhi-
bftiOn. What say Dan Webster about
thiS2 He-Say, Independence are a
good thing when took moderated o."
A very slight July could not hurt
anyibojy-not even a college professor
what often injUre his fine brains a
thinking about Standard Oil & how
get some.
Therefore / take eerryboat to some
shades of wood next July 4. Sandwich
& cigarette will be smoked by me.
followed by this poem, which are less
complete still:
o Columbia the jam of the ocean,
The home of the Greek and the SIav.
Some object of frequent devotion,
What nice summer climate you
haveI
With them garland of firework
around you,
With picknik & baseball game, too.
o this Jap Boy are glad he have SoUnd
you
BanZai for such red, white & blue,
'CTo make Chorus keep on sing
ing it,
Hoping you will not go away and
leave your insurance in the Office,
Yours truly
HASFfGMURA TOGO.
S P.-HOn- Maxim Jr. child of Hon
Hi Maxim. explosion man, have in
vent a species Of powder what ex-
plode silently When this are used
soldiers can talk during entire battles
without fear of interrupt If Hon.
Maxim Jr. can fill July 4 with this
noiseiess powder, won't he be a
greater benefitter to human races
than Sir Ike Newton? I require no
answer H T.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-04
Regatta at
Boat Club To-Day.

The regatta at the Y, NJ C. A. Boat
Club Will be held this afternoon, and
no more fitting method of celebrating
Independence Day could have been
arranged. That it will be a success
there is no doubt, for every member
of the Boat Club has worked earnestly
and sincerely to make today's sport
so much of a success that next year
the Gulf Coast regatta may be brought
to Pensacola, and this city again take
her proper position with other Gulf
towns in aquatic sports
A good program has been arranged,
there being races, in singles, doubles
and fours, also swimming races.
As an additional feature a huge py-
rotechnic display has been provided
for the entertainment of the crowd
after nightfaT. This will be the only
public display of fireworks in the city
in celebration of the Fourth of July,
and viii be we'll worth while.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-04
Rules Are Made Against
Sentimental Advances on
the Part of PatronS-If He
Calls Her "Dearie" She
Must Coyly Ask Him
"Why?"

Unfortunate man has received an
other setback from woman, his COM
petitor in trade 1t has remained for
the pTOpTietTesS OF London's only
lady barber shop" to reduce the ton
serial art to a science as fine and ex-
act as Euclids. She has put her doZ-
en- assistants through course of men
tai training that enables them. won
derful as it may seem, TO maintain
conversation with customers for ten
minutes without once referring to the
hitherto inevitable subject, the state
of the weather.
Just how much a blessing a shop
peopled by girls of that kind viii
prove to the people of London il will
be impossible for people in the Unit
ed States to realize. Over there the
weather is the one great subject of
conversation From the time a man
gets up in the morning until he retires
at night everybody he meets talks
about the. weather. Every Londoner
is weather expert. He is store
house of almost unlimited capacity
filled with knowledge on this subject,
even if he is an ignoramUs on others.
He can tell you ofhaBd just how to-
day compares with the corresponding
day last year And he loses no OppOr-
tunity of airing his knowledge.
The mental PAGES through y which
the pTOpTietress of this shop rs put
ting her assistants are. administered
after Office hours. As soon as the last
customer has reluctantly and hesitat-
ingIv put on his coat and hat, left a
tip of a quarter Cmore or less) for the
fascinating "barbeTess' who has shaw
ed him and has taken his departure,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-04

ger. and in lingering be lost Painted
cupids hover over ones head on the
ceiling. and pretty children disport
themselves among fields OF bright
hUed flowers and delicately tinted but
terfiies- Lest the reader forget | must
remind him that / am describing a
baTbershop and not the harem of the
sultan of Zanzibar.
II we are to believe the proprie-
tress of this novel institution. the
presence of the cupids on the ceiling
is by no means without its signifi-
canoe for in the long run. she says,
heT assistants always secure desirable
husbands from among their custom
ers- II appears that there are busy
men in London who so far combine
the question of utility and matrimony
as to discover an advantage in a wife
who can shave him and cut his hair
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1908-07-04
THE LADY TONSORIAL
ARTIST INVADES LONDON

the boss" seizes a copy of the latest
literary success and begins reading to
her employees
There is scarcely a subject under
the SUM-" she confides. that my Ia
dies cannot talk we'll upos,-tEi~inI- sss
well as serious. The effect of this is
that a man who comes in for a mere
shave is entranced by conversational
abilities of nv lieutenants, and stays
for a haircut. a shampoo and man.
icure as we'll. Before he leaves it
has cost him half d crown go Cents)
instead of the nimble tbree-penny bit
C cents)."
Besides acquiring the nearest ap
proach possible to a college education,
these young women are schOoled 10
wit, mOdeSty, department, French and
German, and the difficult art of max
ing the most of ones personal charms
of both mind and face. Through
these means il IS hoped by the enter
prising prOprietress to do away with
the ordinary forms Of dull converse
ton one meets with in the BARRIERS
chair.
The boss has gone to the extent
of issuing a book of rules for her as
siStants on how to act in every cir
cumstance, especially in circUmstanC-
,es where the charms of the BARRIERS
have gotten the better of the poor
customers. That part of the book
which deals with the subject of tips
would make the mouth of a mere man.
barber water. For instance. it finds
it necessary TO say:
Never accept a larger tip than a
shilling (25 CentSD. The man who
gives copper or two is Indifferent to
your charms. he that gives you six
pence is falling in love with you, and
he that gives YOU a shilling has al
ready fallen victim to your charms
Don't ffirt or make love during Dus-
mess hours says another chapter
There is a time and place for every
thing. and fiTtatiOns and love are es-
pecially out Of place in shaving sd
Loom
IF a man should threaten 10 kiss
you, tell him that you will box his