New-York tribune., 1908-09-20
TWISTED UP ABOUT WESTY
BY SEWELL FORD
Drawings by F Nzux Wilson


- s-zs-2 Khv This Nes-v Ward. and l don
is-- that al the muck -4zers say about him Is
h Tor,ld make The Forty Thieves look like
.l branch Of the Band II Hope. Yet he has his
-1t points For one .llrg. he don't chuck any
linz laced bluff He don't rrv 70 fool anybody,
III even himself as 70 the PARTICULAR brand OF pirate
Hello. Mr Ward" saws / as he waddles into
1r studio the other afternoon with calm, peace
III l0k Oh that full moon face Of his Been busy
Fnln some street railway system or nave you
r-rl Dustin Up some more banks,
You read the bliu5e-v bhnked newspapers IN
Tx morning Shorty. SAYS ne, and you'll get tuh
-,l-ratlo-
Ant been indicted again this term. have YOU:
4gI
Not more than two e- three times, / beleVe-
zs he which leads -re -a remark that II don [
zen 10 worry hin a Dr.
In paving SIX LAWYERS TO do that for me"
4She
They come high. though. don't they? says 1
besty pats himself on aue of the few places he
AZ reach-the belt hucke-and grinS. Shorty.
ais he with the pre--~ on a deal I've Just put
l-ough ! could hire lav-verS enough TO keep me
1t Of jail even L l Vaz q. re indicted once month
4- ne Test Of ny natural life. What troubles me
nos llst now Is the twenty pounds | piled while
I.tle training. Wha- 4. YOU recommend for that:
Ay Prescription 5eg-- with an hours work paSs1n
Medicine ball and / -l-ns him over to Swiftly
T Ahle he's pee--- of though. l keeps on
1zlpln soclable Co--.--t-Ipr And II comes out
4. hesy. II spite Of lr KIN 50 good natured and
an ca1ryln argurl full sized crouch
-aals The worst ri these fa- men: YOU never can
90 oy Their looks whelae- they're pleased or ugly.
matter OF fact. -ha.- eau't look any different,
@tE get credit fer whole lot Of good nature that
"a. 'iong TO EN- 1 -a--v may feel Ike blckln
Z 1-,cn out from l-li cripple. or THROWN the
-s al MS grandn9tLe-. aur his beefv face still
- me same Old ----. md unless he 5 actually
-l1llla assault Az. a.a-terv. everybody that
- nm by -nag.ra- he's handed en- the Jolly
! oNoE- Nesrv Ma 3 Us bad as that: but / ain
'75l loshn h-n ve-. long before finds that back
- 5 -aCla eEIressla- he sore cared Tor ta1r- lie
.7-An now he C--e5 -a celebrate maxim his big
- y iuggln nom Mrs Ward the finest
x u deep water pears ne could find on Fifth
al Plch Ial-7 made you some popular around the
n -SS1IlnstOne. eh- saws L
--41 Your CUES IS l--' he grunts Well,
r., r. TWO more --E- What she did was 70
5.-.1 IN, Another ne-ka.el Now honest, Shorty,
i, the USE"
1 X. maybe You rl-ll there Wa nj any trag-
II E ltte thing hike that But If YOU knew
] vel, and had ere- =eer! Mrs Westv. perhaps
I "a - --k oIf1erenr J. weight and figure she q
.--,-.-- mate tGr llru. one Of these female
i - llat keeps waist line only by wearln
IL g1 cJrsets and has face as soft and pleasln
-5 -eIh Ih e2fy5sure ri a rock quarry. And oh,
l .r- unSaIlsted look on that face
-5 everyone knows what ais Mrs Westy
70 a. -Lt Ie erled % break In and couldn't And
1 1 vas the one rnlug II life she wanted
/ 1e 49, gooo does She get out Of lIvin. in the
4 s-sF - Win one gt the Eauderbilts or .drapIn
.es - more cur glass than any Of the Astor
/ sa4 INC -ne room for. The only real satisfac-
Ssn 80 Rnen Wesrv collars another half million
q w5-r. w5"h ne has ehoked II out Of some of the
l -l.5e- n wives keep on gIvln her the chilly
Il T---eT II necklace growls Westv That
sf1rl = agalnst. Shorty. And me with not
@ r-r,s "a 70 spend II. Or q girl To buy . knock
5st So go ;ry burniu It II The street says /
1 LIE ss- -lin help bein' some sorry for Westy.
4 ~ Not thac ! lets myself sink very