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The daily tribune., 1908-03-16
WELL DESERVED.
The Praise That Comes From
Thankful Florence People.


One kidney remedy never fails.
Florence people rely upon it.
That remedy II Doan's KidneyPills
Florence testimony proves it al
ways reliable.
Mrs. A. J Bennett. Of 6l2 East 3rd
street. Florence. Colo. says: II
have used Doan's Kidney Pills and
derive world of good from their use,
and can conscientiously say that l
do not believe would be living to-
day II 1t had not been for them. It
was eight or nine years ago that first
began to have trouble with my kid
neys. had miserable pain in the
small Of my back. over the kidneys,
in my hips. and often sharp twinges
would attack me between the shoul.
der blades and through my back.
So great was my suffering that on
more than one occasion was scarcely
able to get around was also drop.
sical as WAS evidenced by the swell
ing and bloating of parts of my body
and other symptoms existed which
plainly showed that my kidneys were
much at fault. The secretiosn were
too frequent and very excessive. and
en- this account was often left very
weak after the passages. took doc
tors treatment for diabetes, but in no
way could I see any benefit. It was
about five years ago while WAS liv.
ing in San Luis valley that first
used Doan's Kidney Pills. began
TO improve almost Immediately after
taking them aud it was not long be.
fore l was entirely relieved of all the
distressing ailments and as result
felt like new person. Ever since
this gratifying experience with
Doan's Kidney Pills, have always
kept them on hand aud mean to as
long as l live. My son got the last
supply for me at Daniels drug
store. Now, If 1. feel the least
sign of kidney trouble or backache,
l take Doan's Kidney Pills and it is
no time before / am completely re-
lieved. l have recommended this
valuable remedy to many of my
friends and 1 never heard of case
where it failed to give perfect salts.
The daily tribune., 1908-03-16
Try Kinks stable next time.
Do Not Crowd the Season.

The first warm days of spring
bring with them desire to get out
and enjoy the exhilirating air and
sunshine. Children that have been
housed up all winter are brought out
and you wonder where they all came
from. The heavy winter clothing
is thrown aside and many shed their
hannels. Then cold wave comes
and people say that grip is epidemic.
Colds at this season are even more
dangerous than in mid-winter, as
there is much more danger Of pneu.
monia. Take Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, however, and you will have
nothing to fear. 1t always cures,
and we have never known cold to
result in pneumonia when it was
used 1t is pleasant and safe to take.
Children like 1t. For sale by
Daniels drug store. mwf
The daily tribune., 1908-03-16
GEO. KlLLIAN HAS
NUMBER OF GOLD FISH

About one Of the prettiest things
in town is the aquarium just finished
by George Killian In his real estate
office In the Florence State bank
block. Some time ago M. Killian
sent East for several different varie-
ties Of gold fish. They have arrived
and consist of about an equal number
of japanese fan tails, orieoles, comet
fish, telescope and pearl gold fish.
These fish run In size from An inch
to four inches and there are about
twenty five of them in the lot.
The aquarium is twenty inches
wide and four feet long and built OF
glass. The bottom is covered with a
fine, white sand and makes q bottom
which will not muddy the water
when the fish go to bottom. In the
water is placed u number of different
kinds of green plants, such as floating
plant. umbrella, parrot. feathers,
water lilly, sea moss, etc.
The fish are attracting the atten-
tion of everybody who passes down
that side of Santa Fe avenue. Mr..
Killian has them on exhibition in
his main office window.
The daily tribune., 1908-03-16
ALvA SMITH BUYS MORE
FLORENCE PROPERTY

Alva Smith Of Colorado Springs,
who thinks Florence has the best fu-
ture she has ever had has just bought
another store building in this city
and by deal which was closed Sat-
urday night the Sprague property on
Pixies Peak avenue, for years occu
pied by the Palace Pharmacy, PASSED
into his hands. The considerati on
WAS about u. 900.
Mr.. Smith stated this morning that
he thought Florence looked brighter
to him every day and also said that
he ia not afraid to invest money hero
even If 1t will take few years for
the price of the property to advance.
Since the first of the year he has in
vested about $3.50 in properties in
this city and says he has more money
to invest
The Sprague block will be over.
hauled throughout and this part of
the work has been started. The
basement will be changed and a por.
tion of the petitions which now
take up so much room, will be
torn out Mr.. Smith says he would
like to have drug store or con
fectionary store to go into the build
ing.
1t is gratifying to see so much
property changing hands in Florence
as it denotes healthy market for it.
These transfers are not only made to
newcomers, but to people who have
lived here for many years and to
those who have rented in the past
The daily tribune., 1908-03-16

HIGH SCHOOL Womb one of
the most hotly contested games seen
in this county in the last several
years. the Florence High school de-
tented the Rockvale base ball team 3
to Q. The game was characterized by
clean playing on both sides, but the
feature lies in the pitching of Tom
Richards of the High school team
He famed l6 of the opposing team s
most reliable batters.
The daily tribune., 1908-03-16
HERE IS A DOG THAT
WORKS ON the FARM

Joe Smith is a dog that works He
Ia setter and lives on /. farm FIVE
miles southwest of Ottawa, Kan. says
the Kansas City Star. Joe carries
tin cup each morning from the house
milk for breakfast. He has a quart
water pail that he considers his
own aud has been known to carry
It. half filled with water to the hay
field l2 times day.
The dog has been trained to carry
berry boxes When picker runs out
Of boxes and calls: Joe. bring me
a box" he goes to the crate, picks
out All empty box and takes it to the
picker who called.
II any member Of the family goes
to the door and says: "Joe. do you
see any hawks today?" he will make
q large circle around the house AM
chicken yard scanning the sky and
perhaps go tearing down the field
under q blackbird or a song bird that
happens to be passing. He does not
like cows, but will 20 to the end Of
the pasture. three quarters Of mile
from the house. aud bring the COWS
home. walking quietly behind the
herd.
One day last summer Mr.. Smith
WAS moving at the far end of his
farm when his machine oil gave out.
He happened to have small paddle
in his pocket Oh which he wrote !:
Send me some oil by Joe. ~ He
gave the paddle to Joe and started Joe
home. In u short time Joe came
back. an oil can tied aronnd his neck.
He had received piece of bread
and butter at the house as pay for his
work.
But the dogs best work is with tho
pigs. As Mr.. Smith goes to the
trough, with pail In each hand
and Joe At his heels, you might
hear this talk: Joe. there's those
pigs in that trough again" with
no further words Joe clears the
fence with bound and begins scat
tering the pigs right and left. He
lines the pigs up IN u circle about
tho trough, where he keeps them
until Mr.. Smith sweeps and cleans
the trough. Then he says: "Thnt
will do. Joe." and Joe jumps the
fence again and walks quietly back
1t his masters side.
The family had all pettcd and
babied the dog ever since he was a
little wobbly pup. They have al.
ways talked TO him and never whip.
pod him. They never fail tolpay him
In some way for work we'll done. Ho
m nsvsr esainsd. He just learned.
The daily tribune., 1908-03-16

Invitations are out for the Relief
Corps dance in Morgan hall March II.
No pains have been spared to make
this an enjoyable affair. Music by
the band orchestra. Everybody well
come. P. @. i3-14x
The daily tribune., 1908-03-16

faction"
For sale by all dealers. Price 30
cents Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo,
Flew York, sole agents for the United
States. Remember the name-Doans
and take no other. mwf
The daily tribune., 1908-03-16

Student concert at the Presby terian
church Monday evening. March 16.
Admission % cents. All seats reserv-
ed without extra charge at the Dau-
iels drug store.
The daily tribune., 1908-03-16
Notice K. of P's.

Work in Third rank Tuesday night
March II. J. O. Martindale, G. @.
11.i4
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
MISUNDERSTANDING

MIN ben &f iiber sic 0ren5e bon
Soma nah Glib Sdfotn. gr ifilberte.
luelbeu &aupf Die Iiiociation segen
Die prsuniiierten 0etreibebdnoler unO
Die giienbabnen, nel6e Den Sarmern
feinen Ylds fir i6re gIeputprs ON ben
@elciIen einrdumen MOLTEN. 81 fiibren
batten. unb ipie tic iG1lieBli1 iiesreid
aus bemielben berporging. Sn
Soma ge6orten Is Gleuators our Orr
%saniintion, als Dieielbe pou5ogen
wIrpe, berlte gebGren Derielben 63
Glepdtprs nit $4,000 Mitgliebern
an. us Die 2esislatllr BON Soma
ramuls angegangen ipuroe. @eiese
I'M Srtereiie Der Sarmer@S Organization
5l erldiien, lafte MAJ lebtere ein@
fa1 aus. beute itebt Die 2esislatur
auf ibrer Seite.
u@s iuurbc uns geiagt", fubr Serr
Dunn tort. rlptr Iolten ltns bon Der
Eplitif fernhalten, nber bas tbdten
mir niht, oenn geraoe Die Yolitif
mllBte uns belfen, uno bente fnnn
treber elm @ouperneltr, nod elm Sun>
beSienatpr cripdhlt lperbeu obne Die
Stimmen Der WitglieDer Der Sare
mersg lepntors. llnb 10 miiilen aud)
Die Snrmers Glepatprs bon SiibsSaz
fota in Die Yolitit ein9reifen. bis lie
erbdlten 6aben, lras linen gebort.
Cine fleiue In5abl BON Solitifern
hat inn Stnate reeiert. SIR babt
Gn6 ~eesenieitie pplitiih befdmpft
unb es oaburd m0sli1 9emadt. bab
Oteie Eolitifer IN Der Waft blieben.
SIR babt elld b%efdmpft, bis Der De-
motratiihe Sarmer uub Der republiz
fauiide Sarmer miibe papou ipuroe.
uno Damn fdmen Die Yplitifer nnb
ifJluaen grrh beioe. Sbr miiSt Die
SABBATH 3ablunsen an Die Zine" gle
pators unmOglih MAIDEN. unb bas
fam nur burd @eiebe geihebeu."
SIN Soma limb Die Sarmer@ glebas
tors 0teiiter Der Sitlintipn, unb Die
rllrabbdngigen" ooer Die Zine
GlebatorS ipielen feline Tole mebr.
go muB es audi III Siio>S afpta
fonrmenl
.Sbr babt audi nod aroere ltebel
81 befampfen, 10 Die aoblenbdnSlers
Gereinisung oes IorDpeitens uuS
Die SaubolSbGuoler : @ereiuigung.
Sann lit ba Der SleiihsS riit. Sbr
babt Elm gutes Tading Souie in
Siour Snas. @arum ifaart Shr
Cub nift 5uIammen nnb ieet es IN
getrieb? Die @igeutbiimer erbaltelt
elm Srdmium bon DEM SleiIhtruit.
pnmit es seidloiien bleibt. llnor@
saniiiert. ipie Sbr leio, tnnut SIR
nidts musrihten IN pieier Nidtnng.
Srsnniiiert Gu6 nnD Itre6t por@
frGrtSl"
g.. 6. glton. SrdIibent Der Winz
n~eiota'er IIiociation. iprad bierauf
in dbnlifer @eiie.
IS purbeu foIgenpe Seamte Ser
Farmers Cooperative @lepntor Iilp>
citation bon Siib< Gatotn" erpdblt:
Srdiibeut, :. g. gptpers pon Spenz
GER; 1. Tices Erdiioent. 8. 8. Ien5e
bon @ebbes; g. 0ice> Yrdiioent. S. q.
Wc9opern bon @entipprth; Sefretdr.
g. &c. Sople BON 2etder; Sfnss
meilter. 3. q. gllilon bon @ermillion.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
0ruR uber nnittelgrpf?

Die IN aatalosen pielfnh angeprieS
iencn nHieien" bon Cbitfriihteu iteben
sumeiit in 9e5us auf Iron,a uno
Woblgelhmad. namentlih aber be-
treffs Der Saltbarfeit butter ben altbee
ipdbrten mittleren unD fleineren
Sprten 5uriid. Nusnabmen auf Die
lem 8ebiete beltdiigen Die 8esel. Nud)
ipns Die grtragsmenge anaebt, iinb Die
mittleren Sorteu beu grpbfrid)tieen
burd)iueg iiberlegen. Sa5u fpmmt.
DAP bel beftiaen @iuben Die eros
BEN Shaufriidte piel lei6ter bonn
9aume abfalleu ais Die fleineren
Sorteu. @eridiebene eroBfriiftise
Sorten neisen nll6 gum Saulen auf
Dem gnume. Our Seriteluua bon
Sb~itconIerpen iinb Die tleinen unb
6riif,te beliebtcr. lpeil tic
reeelmdBiser iino in srDBerer
Menge iih einfnlen laiien. 9ei Der
Sbltpeinbereituns unb Der &eritelluns
bon @eiee ~peripeubet man 9erne mit=
teleroBe uno feline Sriidte, pa burf
Die Sd)nlen unD &erne Den gr3ellgs
Iroma utb 9altbarfsit pers
iperben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07

2oiie friide 9uft in ben Staa,
b~eionSerS WorgenS. ober pernteibe
lorsidltig jebe 3ugluft.
Gorge fir bIanfe Seniter. laile
bas belle Sonnenlift ppu berein -
Si6t f0rbert Sic @eiunbbeit.
Saltc ben Stall reinlid uno
troden; niht MIR Die SrDae uno ben
SnBbooen, lpi,bern nuh Die @dnbe.
Sbiiren. Seden unb @erdtbe.
SsSes Saustbier ioa ais cig,
Sreunb unb nid,t NIT Hobbeit bebnns
belt perpen; on niirbelt es nidt
balten. ipenn eS Dir feinen 9iusen
brafte.
Sort nit Ben Spinnrpeben, lie
limb mn bdBlif uno ocuten aui
MadldIii9feit bin. bintcr linen pcrz
bergen 'i6 Srltitdtten ocS lluacz
5ieferS.
Dor Dem Melfeu ioQ oaS Gutter
Der @ildfiibe Ior9iGltis g~ercinigt,
ipenn nptbig, nit lnufparmem @aiier
nbgeraIden reroen; man mclfe nur
nit trodenen &Gnben uno ocnte oars
an: Die eriten Strihe eeb0reu aubers
baIb bes MilGeimers.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
SD babe meinen 8rmh.i1aoen
jelbif fMriert.
Nno susrSe Shnsn aeistn ws Sic ben Sbrisen helen
fSnnen uno smar ra,rru&seltlic,.

ecu Sabren mar %. buiIoS unS mubte eas pett biien, peeeu
sfsrsssi. GsG aSisn . gr 3% sans Sstn graneane bali mir. Die
s y la sls,,S SS taal Ssa hs ole nmo iarisrte milo lsSit psrnliieHI
pie Sur ,nnentgsitlt9, Sic bot milo ee5eiIt nnS ieitSsnn '43 ans
h ,snGe y ge,, me ~ y p'fS ,, aus STE tnIteren; ssreiben Ste NOD
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
0ans in Der Srbnnns.

a.: Widn bat bere4net, bab Die See
bensnrbeit zines &ifters boppelt 10
bod be3ablt miro tpie Die zines S6erz
lebrers.
o.: 8as lit baran 5u n0reelnl Sic
Gidter baben meiIt NIT eripadienen
Neniden, Die Oberlebrer MIR nit
&inoeru 3u tbun unb 8inber 5ablen
ilberau Die SdIfte!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
spab mnb and iein.
@nitmirtbsiprse.

a : VHT
9alttpirtb: Ior9eu fontint Der
S6arfrihter 5u ms gum Glen, mas
Iesen mir MIN bent Rdnne Dor?
&euncr: 8lutiuurlt nit appfIalat
tpiro ipobl bas Saiienbite iein.
% - ~ -
n S%erplappert.
Sic: 8ns lit beuu Das fin elm 3ue
iammenleben. Nie ipritit Su Sib
nit mir aus. &einen @ebanfen tbeilit
Dir mir nit.
Or: Iber liebes Sinh. tuern i1 bod
feinen babe ...i
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
Mhtung, 5armer!

Sn ieiner lebteu Nummer brnhte
Der Wilpdrfee rSanbmann" einen
iebr intereiianten nIlgenoffner" fir
Die Sarmer, bon Dem mir Ha6fol9eu>
bes bier iuieber9eben mo9en: Ser CIR
trag Der %9eiamnten @ei5enernte =
ia9eu mir Der @elt@@ ei5enernte -
beiBt CO in benz Irtitel, mar
lestes Sabr 9eriuger ais in ir9enr
einem Sabre felt 1908. pafiir liefert
Die nafitebenbe feline, aber inbdltse
reihe 5abelle. pel6e nah Dem ume
fanereideu Seri6t Suiaurtengeiteui
puroe, eiuen tlaren 8eneis:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07

Belfes lit Der INTERRUPTED 5lpiifer
einem 8enommiften uno einem 3e9s
preuer?
Intiport: Ser Henommiit t6itt iib
bide, unb Der 3ehpreller mn9t ii1
biinne.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
YaHenbe 8ahe.

Stubioius o.: Su. mir fpmmt biez
fer &aienbraten iebr perbdhtig Dor.
Stubioius o.: mir audi. BeiBt
9u. bafiir brinsen mir DEM birth cine
aaBenmuIit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
" -
hulbnbenitreth

Der 2ebrer Unit i~piitbenoer @e,
bdroe. Den Stod in benz grm) finSet
an Der Sbiire ieiner alaiie folsenoe
S%iafatsS afel a~neebdnst: .Serein.
obne Su flppienl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07

9ertftsbou3teber!
stubent: Glauben sic. bab Der
Das 8elb fir mid auslest?
y - ~
Gin Siueifler.
Gebrer (bei Der grflGrung bon
S6iaer's .5auher") 8arum mar
bas 10 Defenders tontii6n bon benz
arappen. ing Neer gu taliden, nm
Den eploenen gefer gu bplcn?
Ser fleine Worie: @eil er bod
ni6t bat semubt, oh Der ge6er mar
edtl
@ir a1lifc inter ms.
Neres: Gag &obes, ipor6m 6obber
lid Dat gmaillegeihirr en- Der Sod
abnseifaff'?
aobes: SO, ipeib' So. lepbe Teres
- ib IN ming Sra,i uneer6ulben uns
off Jet lebbaf; IN en- Yor5eaon ne6o
uns Dat so bier.
~ - =
0artante.
q. (oer ieincn SreunS beiucht unb
i'm bon Sabafpolten umgeben elm
Bud leieno finbet) /: Iber Ienid, iuie
fannit 9u Sid in folder Itntoipbdre
aufbulten2
s.: SaS oeriteblt Oh nidt, i6 bin
eii1 coloiialer Sreunb bon Sunit unb
@iieni6aft.
~ ~ y
Wegreiflifj.
Raiiaeier Can Ser SefunbGrbabn) (:
Sic, Serr Gonbufteur, Der BUG fdbrt
bod beute 10 i6uea?
Gpnbufteur: Sas mill ih meinenl
Die Sofomotipe lit uns entsipei aes
gdn9en, nnb bn baben mir bait Elm
Tferb uorgeipountl
- - -
Der quite Gbemann.
Illo, lieber So6n, On bait Dir iebt
cine Srau 9ewdblt; boffentlih bit bu
aber audi iiber5eust bon ibrem @ertbe.
Sariiber fannit on berllbiet iein;
lie brinst $4,000 Sbaler nit, lit alio
I6on etipas pertb.
y - 4
Maliti6s.
Sreunb: 8as iudit gu oenn?
Si6ter: Sd iude mein altes Ianu>
ifript, fnnn es aber> nidt finben.
Sreunb: Sal pertesIt Sn benin
Seine Saden jest ielbit?
1888
Sebr einfadJ.
Stubioirs a.: Sit pas Die W0g>
li6feit, 5u Sin fommt ia ieben Sag
Der @elobrieftrGserl Nenid, inge mir
bod bios. lpie fdngIt On bas an?
Stuoioils o.: Sebr einfaf - ih
babe i'm angepumpt unb MN pia er
leoen Gag fem @elb pieber babenl
~ y
Die @einlamnc.
g.: Su bait Seiner Srau ifon fpics
Der einen nelen t&ut 9efauft?
g.: Na ia. in Der 8einldune bat lie
min bas 8elO pa5l abscrnneen.
o.: 9a muBt 9u ia biibih bese6t
setpeien iein.
g.: &einesipegs. Weine Srau bate
chen Die 2oune. mir etipas por5us
neinenl
~ ~ y
1tnucrbeferlih.
Serr 8amperl (bei Sasesanbruf,
aus bem @irtbsbaus berausfoms
menb) Shart, l6au, Der Gag briht
ihon anl ga fouuteu luir ia
gleih einen Sdmmeri6oppen 81 ms
nebmenl
~ - -
Stokienfser.
gum 5~lpeiten @ial 3%tpinineel Serrs
sott, liebes Srau6eu, Oh ideinit Sid
binlibtlih beS observation-disclosures III
einem furhtburen Srrtbum 81 be-
finben.
MnSiiglid.
8irtb: 9arf ih Sbnen cine
Slni6e meineS etten. mnperidlitten
Sobannisberscr brineen?
8ait: SD bite Sic. MAIDEN Sic
mir Den Muub uidt pdiieri9!
~ - -
0ipfel Der Seritrentbeit.
Srofelorss @attin: Sic maiden lid,
feinen gesriff, ipie 8eritrcut mein
Wann lit, aeitern hat er cine Sliege
in Der Slippe g%efunpen, ba bat er bic
Snppe ircsgelbuttet uno Die Slieee
9e9eiien.
y - -
Shulbubenitreih.
Der 2ebrer init ipiitbenber Sc
bdroe. ben Stpd in Dem Irm) finbet
an Der Sbiire ieiner alaiie folaenoc
&lafatsS afel a~neebdnst: ,Serein.
obne 6u flopien!"
~
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" "
Gtnbubnrg.

2eutnant (na1 einem Yarabes
mari6) /: @ie biele Ndbels mosen Jest
ipobl oaiieen unb Sebidte auf meiien
Eornbetritt mafenl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
~ N ~
PROBATUM EST.

a.: SD CLAUDE p%nbrbaftis. nit Ser
gernftein< 9%isarrenipiee bin i'd anses
idmiert iporoen; Die ideiut nift edit
6u iein.
s.: To, bas fannit 9u gut aus
probieren.
81: @ic benu bas?
g.: @an6 einfad, Saltc nur Elm
brennenbes Strei6bol5 an Die Spite,
brennt lie nidt. baum lit Tie imiticrt;
brennt JIG dber meg, pann lit cS Serns
item - seipeIen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
~ ~ ~
Sc nnhbem.

Isle lan9e miibte Oenn mein Sobn
ei9entli6 bel Sbnen lernen?
Sie 2ebr5eit riftet ii6 ea1t5 naf
Dem 2ebrseib, nelGes Sic fir i'm be-
5ahlen no0en! 3ablen Sic gum gei>
ipicl 100 Marf, 10 brandt er MIR elm
Sabr az ~lerner, seben sic mir aber
200 Iarf. bann fouuen Sic i'm sleiG
ipieber mitnebmenl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
3ihtise Mntmurt.

Cider Serr Gin Der Gleftriifen) /:
&arum iteblt gu oeun uiht auf uuo
IdBt cine o Den Samen iiBen?
Steiner Suuee: 8arum lteben Sic
benin niht ailf uno laiien 8eioe iisen?
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1908-04-07
~ ~ ~
@emhtblih.

GiGter (6um Gnsetlaeten) alio
rdunteu Sic Die Sbat elm?
Irseffaster: 8o5u fpoqn mir ltns
LANCE rim I~treiteu = penn sic mir
Die Interchangeable anrednen. seb'
ids 5u - ipnit l~treite ih unb laiie
aae Seu9en bernebmeu.
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&inDerliebe.

2ebrer: Srdn5den, id bab' Sir
bod idon peridieoene Yiale seia9t.
baB baS 0ort Batter" nit einem
llnp yMutter" nit 3tpei IT" sei6riez
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unntptipiert.

8i6ter: 8a5 peranlabte Sic benn
eiaentliG, ben 8ldser auf benz Sang
iaal elm &nmel 81 beiben?
Ingetlaster: @eil er mir meine
Same cntriB uno nit ibr tanate.
9tihter: Sa, 10 ettpas pilegt aber
bod elm aameel ni6t 5u tbunl
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" " "
Seitbilo.

o.: @S i6 bod uncrb0rt, tpie bas
9aiter INNER mebr iiberbnnb nimmt.
Sm lebten Sierteliabr iinb allein in
inherent fleinen Srte flint neue srobe
Birtbihaften con5eiiioniert porbenl
o.: Gbcr ih bite Sic. mas ipollen
Sic benn2 Wir leben bof in Der
3eit pes piribihaftlihen aufs
i6punesl
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0ipfel Der Serifreutbeit.

Srofeiorss 8attin: Sic MAIDEN iid
feinen gesriff, ipie 8eritrcut mein
Wann lit, aeitern hat er cine 6lieae
in Der Srppe g%efunpen, oa bat er Die
Snppe ircssei6ittet uno Die Siege
9e9eiien.
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tnpcrbeTerlih.

Serr Bamperl (bei Sasesanbrlid
aus bem &irtbsbaus berausfoms
menol S6al, ihau, Der Gag briht
ibon anl "a fouuteu iutr ia
gleih einen 9dmmeri1oppen 81 ms
nebmenl
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Nus benz @eri9tsiaal

- .x ~
Nns benz @eri9tsiaal.
-. 9aben Sic nod etipas 9i6s
tiges 81 iaeen2
3euge (@irtb): Sa. bel mir ipiro
in elmer Shhnbe frii6 anseitoteu.
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gSirtb: 9arf i'd Sbnen Elm,
Slai6e meines edten. unperiGlitter
Sobannisberscr brineen?
Gait: SD bite Sic. MAIDEN 81,
nit Den @iuuo uift ndlieriel
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gartante.

q. (ber ieinen SreunS bciudft unb
i'm bon Sabafpolten ungeben elm
Bud leienb finbet) /: gber @enif, ipie
tannit On Sid in FOLDER atntoipbdre
aufbalten? .
g.: SaS oerlteblt Oh nidt, i6 bin
Ell coloiialer Sreunb bon Sunlt uub
@iHeni6aft.
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Hesreiflih.

Raiiaeier Can Der SefunbGrbabn) :
Sic, Serr Gonbufteur, Der 3ug fdbrt
bod beute 10 lduea?
Gpnouftenr: Sas mill iG meinenl
Die Sofomotipe lit ms ent5pei ses
gan9en, unb ba babsn mir bait Elm
Sfero porgeiponnti
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Stokienfser.

Gum 5lpeiten Deal 3mininsel Serrs
9ott. liebes Srai6cu, Oh ideinit Did
binliHtiif Ses observation-disclosures III
einem furdtburen Srrtbum 5u be-
finben.
Evening journal., 1908-04-06
GALLERY VIII.
Sometimes the Actors Turn the Tables
on the lnterrupters.

Sometimes the Actors Turn the Tables
on the lnterrupters.
Some amusing instances Of the wit
and humor OF the gallery and pit
patrons Of the drama are printed In the
English Illustrated Magazine. On one
of the first nights Of the opera Of "Cy-
mon" at Drury Lane a dissatisfied crit
ic when Mr.. Vernon began the last air
in the fourth act. ''Torn from me, torn
from mel Which way did they take
herr" Immediately sang In the exact
time Of the air. to the astonishment Of
the audience. "why. toward Long Acre.
toward Long Acrew
Vernon was for a moment stunned.
but. recovering himself. he sang in re-
jolnder: "Ho. hol Did they sO2 Then.
I'll overtake herl I'll soon overtake
herr and precipitately ran on amid
the plaudits Of the whole house.
In "sancho Panza," a comedy In
three acts. by Dufreni. the duke says
at the beginning of the third act, Il be
gin to get tired Of saneho," $50 do L.
said a wag in the pit taking his hat
and walking out This sealed the fate