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La Junta tribune., 1908-05-09

ought to be congratulated for sue
ceeding to such fine things. and if
the puzzle can be removed from my
understanding will join in con-
gratulationS TO them for having
achieved by their own administra-
ton the things spoken of. can
fairly understand what work has
been done. and what is our enviable
position to-day. That IS fairly clear
to me. The only question is. whose
name or names should be attached
to the educational victories? Whose?
The names of those who wrought
nightly. or 10 the names of those
who have arrived just in time to
mount the crest of the wave? Which
is it? Which?
The substance of this essay upon
the reader attention has been mere
ly to discover the rightful owners of
certain honorS that seem to have
been CLAIMED by some not entitled to
them. There has been no compari-
son of present forces with past
forces. They may be better or they
may be inferior. Comparison would
be difficult since the times are alter
ed. PERHAPS all are satisfied with
the past and with the present. My
only question is, who planted the
tree and who is plucking the plum?
G.. K. FAIRPLAY.
La Junta tribune., 1908-05-09
Methods, Church. r. II. Ayers. p..to

Sunday school 9:45. Geo. l.. Hess.
superintendent.
Preaching at II o'clock, subject,
"In the Image of God
Epworth League : o'clock.
Prayer meeting Wednesday even
ing at O'Clock.
Preaching 8 o'clock, temperance
sermon. The Saloons Successful
Antagonist.
St. Patriek's Church, nev Diily, Pastor
First mass with sermon in Span
ish. at 3 O'Clock a. m.
High mass with sermon in English,
at 1920 a. m.
Bible class and Sunday school in
English. at 3 O'Clock p. m.
Sunday school, in Spanish, at a
O'Clock p. m.
Evening service at 7:30 p. m.
All cordially welcome.
christisn Church. Rev. c. 7. Runyon.
Methods of Biblical Interpreta-
ton" is the subject for next Sunday
morning. All who are interested in
systematic Bible study should hear
this sermon.
The pastor will lead the Y. P. S. C..
E. service at 6:45 o'clock.
The second number of the series
for young people will be given in the
evening at 7:45 o'clock. Subject,
The Ideal Woman" Special music.
Come and worship with US.
La Junta tribune., 1908-05-09
CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS.
Presbyterian. Conrad sIunm. Pastor,

'"The Mission of Organized Labor"
is the Labor Sunday theme at p.
m. Regular morning service at IL
a, M
La Junta tribune., 1908-05-09
Mennonite Church.

Pastors, d. S. Brunk and George
Ross. Sunday school at $3.50; j. M.
Hershey, superintendent; George
Reber, assistant superintendent.
Preaching at 1920 o. clock every Sun
day morning. Young peoples meet.
ing at 7:30 p. m. Preaching in the
evening at 7:3O o'clock. Everybody
welcome.
The Huttig news., 1908-09-19
Shoe Department.

We carry the famous Manss, Roberts, Johnson & Rand and Peters Shoes and can lit any man, woman or child at any price desired.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-01-27
CHINESE TAKE
SECOND SERIES
C. A. C. Defeat kaaIas at Aala
Park Yesterday---Deciding
Game to Come.

BY a batting rally in the eighth in
ming, assisted by generous bunch Of
errors on the part of the Kaala Ju-
niors, the Chinese Athletic Club Ju-
nfors took yesterdays championship
game away with them. Up till that
inning the Kaalas had a nice lead of
two runs. with the score standing five
to three, but the eighth. on three base
hits. sent the Kaalas into the lemon
bush and the Chinese cantered around
for four.
This gives the Chinese Athletics the
championship of the second series OF
the Kalanianaole League, that team
having been tied two weeks ago with
the Twilights and the KaaIas and
having defeated them both since. In
the first series the Kaaias won out,
and a deciding game for the league
championship viii now have to be
played This game will not come of,
however. until after the Chinese New
Year.
The score of yesterdays game, in
detail. was:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-01-27
MAY REVIVE
COACHING DAYS

LONDON, December 28.-Sportsmen
are interested in the reports that Al
fred Vanderbilt intends during the com
ing summer to revive the old coaching
glories on the road between London
and Brighton.
George ", before the regency days,
first gave fashion and fame TO the
Brighton road, making it the greatest
sporting highway in England. One of
his best records was in 1854, when he
drove from London to Brighton, fifty
two miles. in four and one-half hours,
with three horses harnessed tandem
to a phaeton. Others Of his eronies
made equally creditable achievements,
but all records were eclipsed in 1888,
when the famous whip, selby, drove
to Brighton and back in eight hours.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-01-27
ORIENTAL
MASQUERADE

The committee IN charge sf affairs
for the masquerade ball to be given on
the opening night Of the Chinese New
Year by the Chinese Athletic Club are
growing enthusiastic ever the success
promised their efforts Among the
young men and women of the Chinese
community the affair is taken up as
a great novelty and scores of handsome
and elaborate Chinese costumes are be-
ing prepared, while other masqueraders
in plenty win be present. The ballroom
in the K. P. building win be deeorat-
ed IN Oriental splendor for the night
and refreshments are to be served as
konohi greeting to the friends Of the
club.
The prizes being offered for the most
original and the funniest costumes are
such as win be well worth winning
and the competition promises TO be
keen. The music for the dancing win
be supplied by the Kaai Quintet club.
The committee which has the affair
in hand includes z. K. C. zap, chair
man; E K. Ayau, William Sing ChoBg,
Z s. Kong and c. Y. Mark.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-01-27
LADY BOWLERS
ON GARDEN ISLE

The semi-anb Dual contest at the La
dies Bowling fClub is taking place to-
day and great interest is evident IN
bowling circles.
The main trophy, the silver teapot
donated by Mrs Isenberg, is even dear
er than the glory, of making the high
est score, but the combination Of both
the teapot and the glory will be sure
to spur the ladies to the utmost exer-
ton.
Mrs. c. Maser has been the holder
of the prize for the last six months, but
she has to prove her superiority by
scoring most at three contests before
she can call the coveted trophy heI
own.-Garden Island.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-01-27

Bases on balls-on Apau, 3; McCand-
less. G.
Struck out-By Apau, 3; McCand-
less. 3
Two-hase hits-souza, 2: All Toon,
Tai chan, E. S. Kong. c. 7. Mark
Sacrifice Fits-C1ement, .; Tai Chan.
Passed balls-Bailey. 2.
Umpire-Edwin Fernandez.
Time of gan1e-t hour 45 minutes.
Scorer-w. T. Raposo.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-01-27
An Island Souvenir

The illustrated Souvenir Of the Con
gressionai visit last May has been is
sued from the presses Of the Gazette
company IN the form OF second edi-
ton It is 3 work Of beautiful typo
grarhy and contains halftone pictures
covering = variety OF island subjects.
AS supplemental souvenir to Pic
turesque Hawaii it Is invaluable. The
price OF the Souvenir is fifteen cents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-01-27
BREWERS DO
THE PATROLMEN

The Brewers bottled up the Pearl
Handles in the opening game on the
Atkinson park diamond yesterday,
drove IN the cerks and delivered up
the goods as exhibit A for blind pig
case The police took lead in the
second innings. but their day was a
short one and the game finished up by
the Brewers smaeking the leather for
seven runs in the seventh and scoring
ten laps TO the good. Be innings the
score reads.
PEARL HANDLES.
123 7S9
Runs. ..........0 ? 0 0 O. ,
BasehIts. 20 1 I , 1 o q
BREWERY.
I23 567s9
Runs. .I 1910 o70 -12
Basehits. Il 0 1 l 0 10
The second game, between the Ocean
Views and the LauDdrymen, was won
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-01-27

by the former by nine runs to seven
The Washers thought it was pipe
when they punched the list four times
in the opening splash, but the Viewers
turned the tables on them and mangled
their record to a pulp, scoring five
times in their second time at bat. With
the exception of these two spasms the
game was closely played, fair proper
ton of gooses being handed back and
forth. The score by innings was:
OCEAN VIEWS.
1924 6789
Runs. ......1 $50 0 2 0 0 - 8
Basehits i 421o1 *-12
s. S. LAUNDRYs.
I2345 s7s9
Runs. ...4o o > 0 +
Basehits. IS DO 0 10 l =
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-01-27

might have sent out press notices.
Come see the Indian eat" for II is
declared that no crowd ever watched
Longboat run with any more interest
than those Buffalo diners saw hirn
stow away his food.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-01-27
KAALA JUNIORS.
c. A. c. JUNIORS.

Totals .......sa 5 "a 7
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
How She Rests.

In Germantown there dwells fam
lily OF ancient lineage which for years
every summer has employed a colOred
woman named Liza as a cook while the
family was at the shore. Sons and
daughters have married and migrated,
reared children and added to the
branches of an already luxuriant fam
lily tree. On one occasion a number or
these signified desire TO assemble
again under the old roof. The old lady
who now is the head OF the family.
seeing that special help was necessary.
sent for Liza 10 come and help cook the
dinner. Liza's answer was brief and
dignined. de winter am my vaca-
ton" she said. IAN den | doan' cook
for nobody. In de winter | rests. an
all | does is wsshin' an ironin'."-
Philadelphia Record.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
One Way to Judge.

''Do you know" said the head waiter
at a fashionable restaurant, that an
experienced waiter can usually tell
whether a diner is wealthy or not by
the way he handles his meal check?
II man carelessly pitches out his
money for the waiter to pay the bill
without looking over his check we know
the chances are that he isn't wealthy
He is indulging in Il luxury and fears
he might he ridiculed II he examined
the check. On the other hand. the
man who has plenty OF money ex-
amines his check closely, as rule. II
he finds an item which he thinks is
wrong he tells the waiter about it. 1t
was probably just such care as that
that made him rich. is he laughed at?
Well. | guess not. In fact, the wait
ers admire him for his carefulness. aud
the result is they are doubIy particular
about how he is charged."-New York
Press.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
THE DEADLY UNDERT0W.
What to Do When Caught In the
Trcacherous Currents

What to Do When Caught In the
Trcacherous Currents.
Those deadly undertows which so
often prove fatal to swimmers are pro-
duced by tides and coast currents. The
former only carry out at ebb tide; the
latter usually zigzag along the shore.
IF you are robust swimmer" said
professor of the art, you can gen.
orally overcome them by quick. alert
strokes. IT, however. you do not at
once succeed don't persevere, for this
is one of the exceptions to the rule
about perseverance. Stop fighting be-
fore exhaustion comes and go with the
tide or current. By resting a short
time, floating or swimming leisurely,
you will have time to take your bear
ings and either make another attempt
or call for assistance
Sometimes you will find the under
tow runs parallel to the shore. You
may then let yourself be carried along
with the certainty that before long it
will twist inshore. when short squirt
will bring you to afety."-Casselrs
Journal
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
SIGNS OF OLD AGE.
How Man May Know When He Is
No Longer Really Young.


They were arguing about the signs
Of approaching old age.
We'll, III tell you one thing" said
one. When girl ceases to take a
lively interest in you and doesn't mind
your seeing her with her hair slightly
untidy and listens to your conversation
indulgently where formerly she mani
tested interest and sympathy, then you
may know you are growing old
NO" said another. THAT isn't an
infallible sign. because some young wo-
men show interest and sympathy to
everybody. It's when your bones creak
slightly on arising from a clair and
you no longer swing on a moving car
with full confidence and you walk up
fight of stairs step at a time, then
you are growing old"
Not So" chimed in a third. "for
young people with rheumatic diseases
sometimes exhibit these signs. When
the workings of your liver come to be
of more Importance that the affairs of
your heart. then you are growing Old"
You are all wrong" announced q
fourth when in pulling on your
trousers in the early morning you are
compelled to gain the support of the
bedstead when you slip on the other
eg-then-then-you are growing old!
New York Press.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
HEARTFELT.

Lord Darlington when governor OF
New South Wales made his first pub
lie appearance at the mayors dinner
at Sydney. Having committed a few
words to paper, he delivered them In
reply to the toast Of his health and
then sat down, feeling very much sat
istied with himself. Opposite TO him
there sat an NJ. z. who had suffered
long from the abundant elOqGence OF
the new governors predecessor. When
Lord Darlington sat down the man
filed his glass to the brim and said.
THANK the Lord, he can't speakw
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
He SAW THE SIGN.
Cause of the; smashup as Told by the
Old Darky Driver.


The Old darby was suing the railroad
company for damages. The man con
tended that. not being warned by whis-
lie or engine bell. he had started to
drive is rig acrsss the company's
track when shunted box car of said
company crashed into his outfit. caus-
ing the death of the horse. loss OF the
wagon and minor injuries to himself.
After the prosecution had closed its
side of the case the companys lawyer
called the old darby to the stand and
went at him
"Mr. Lamson." he began. "your rig
was struck by the box car in full day
light, was it not:"
Il fink dar was some clouds ovahead.
SUBJ" answered the caviling witness.
Never mind the clouds. And only
few days before this accident the
railroad company had put a new sign
at that crossing"
"Dar was sign dar; yaas. subj"
"And didn't that sign say: Stop.
Look. Listen?"
Now. dar am de whole accusation
ub de troublev declared the darby.
with animation. IF dat Stop sign
hadn't caught dis chile's eye jes' IS
Ali war square on dat track. dar would
mt "a been no Observation-Disclosures
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
MADE ONE BLUNDER.
But to Square II an Offer of Generous
Restitution Was Made.

But to Square It an Offer of Generous
Restitution Was Made.
In one of the northwestern states
they like nothing better than to tell
how q few years ago there came to
that section of the Union a Boston
newspaper man whose mission it was
to write up lynching in that quar-
ter, although it appeared that there
had not been an illegal execution in
the state for long time. The natives
took the questions of the eastern scribe
in good part aud even "jollied" him
into believing that for downright law
lessness the community wherein he
was for the moment sojournlng was
about the most conspicuous portion OF
the United States.
Don't you ever make a mistake in
these lynchingsT guilelessly asked the
Bostonian-"that is, don't you ever
lynch the wrong man?"
THAT happened once" put in some
one, "but we tried to do the square
thing by the widow"
''Indeedw
Yes; we appointed a committee to
inform the widow that the joke was
ON US, and we gave her the choice OF
the crowd for her second husband."-
Lippincotts Magazine.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
N any Sleepless Nights. Owing
to a Persistent Cough. Re-
lief Found at Last.

For several winters past my wife
has been troubled with most persis-
tent and disagreeable cough, which in
sleepeless nights" writes Will ]. Hay
ner, editor of the Burnley, Colo. Bulle-
tin. Various remedies were tried
each year, with no beneficial results.
In November last the cough again put
in an appearance and my wife, acting
on the suggestion of friend, purchas-
ed bottle of Chamherlain's Cough
Remedy. The result was indeed mar
velous After three doses the cough
entirely disappeared and has not mani
tested inself SINCE" This remedy is
for sale by w. It. Brooks. You need
no other guarantee, feb
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
MARCH 2, 1908,

tween the hours of IL O'Clock a. n.
u y o'clock M, at the court house
|@, in Paris, Bourbon county, KY,
pose to public sale, to the highest
q best bidder. the following proper
/ Tor so much thereof as may be
|ceSsary to satisfy Plaintiffs debt,
|erest and costs) to-wit:
d certain lot of land situated in
EHrbOn county. KY, IN or neal little
PIX. being the property of M. L.
|urch, coiored, of Little Rock. and
|Hribed as follows, to-wit: Fegin-
Eg at /, drill hole in a rock in the
|uth margin of Flat Rock branch 30
|et from corner of 3. F. Wilson's
Frden, in q Southwesterly direction in
+ line; thence S. 43 w. so feet to 2, a
/ IL hole in a rock as before described !;
|tnce S. "A l-2 E. 10U feet to 3, a set
|One; thence N. 43 E. 50 feet to 4. a
+ stone; thence N. A l-2 w. $50 feet
the beginning, all stations corner 10
+. Wilson. Levied on as the prop
nv Of the NJ. E. church.
|IERdS.-Three months time. The
Erehaser TO execute bond with good
Fety, bearing 6 per cent. interest
|Om date of sale.
The amount of debt. interest and
|Sis to be raised Oil day of sale is
ES.O5.
The above sale is made subject to a
|ftgage of 5000 of Nov. "a. 1894, TO
p Church Board Extension of the NJ.
church.
Z. P. CLARKE. S. B. G.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
A Curt Reply.

A story Is told OF Professor Mason
when editor OF NacmilIan's Magazine.
1t refers to the days when Kingsley
and Newman were engaged in their
famous pamphlet war. Conscious OF
the excellence Of an article on the sub
ject OF the controversy which he had
written in the ma gaxine, Mason VEN
tured to bring it under the notice OF
Newman, but he was not prepared for
the reply he received, although he aft
erward spoke OF it with philosophlc
humor. Newnan's laconic message
was in words such as these: Il have
not heard OF your magazine. and your
name conveys no impression to my
mind. "-Westminster Gazette.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25

The Shakespeare Bacon controversy
is right where it began many years
ago. The man from StrstfOrd is still
in possession, though there are many
learned men who seriously question
his rights. 1t has not been proved that
Bacon wrote the plays or. that Shake
speare did not write them. One thin
the controversy has done. however,
has UNNECESSARILY heightened the mys-
terry OF the fact, IL it is fact. that the
plays We're written by the historical
Shakespeare. Between the Shakespeare
we know in history and the man who
wrote Lear" Hamlet and Mac
beth" there would seem to be an un-
bridged distsnce.-New York Ameri-
can.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
The Way of New York.

In New York you buy your theater
tickets from Spectator for two
prices. and after the show you bride
a waiter to bring you food for which
you pay the jolly innkeeper two and
one-half sprices, after which you may
be hauled home by rheumatic horse
If you pay the driver once for hauling
you home and once for not getting
down from his perch and bOoting yo1
out OF the misunderstanding Courier
Journal
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
Medicine That is Medicine.

Il have suffered good deal with
malaria and stomach complaints, but
have now found remedy that Ike cps
me well, and that remedy is Electric
for stomach and liver troubles, and for
run down conditions" says w. G.
Kiestler, of Halliday, Ark. Electric
Bitters, purify and enrich the blood,
tone up the nerves, and impart vigor
and energy TO the weak. Your money
will be refunded IL it fails to help you.
Soc at Obedofer's drug store. feb
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
State of Ohio, City of Toledo, :.
T,ucas Csunty o.


Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner OF the firm of F. j.
Cheney 4 Co., doing business in the
City of Toledo, County and State afore-
said. and that said firm will pay the
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case of catarrh that
cannot be cured bytthe use of Halls
Catarrh Cure. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
In my presence, this 9Th day of Deem
Der, A. ID. 1886. A. w. GLEASON.
(Seal.) Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system,
Send for testimonials,
F, j. CHENEY, & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists. Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
rres Blood, Skin Diseases, Can.
cer==-Greatest Blood
Purifier

h YOUR blood is impure, thin. disess-
hot or full Of humors, if you have
bod poison, cancer, carbuncles, eating
les. scrOfula, eczema, itching, MS
Is and bumps, scabby pimpiy skin,
[e pains. catarrh, Rheumatism, or
blood or skin disease, take Botanic
bod Balm (B. B. b. Soon all sores
h. aches and pains stop and the
bod is made pure and rich. Drug
It's or by express 81 per large bottle.
mple free by writing Blood Balm
!. Atlanta, Ga. B. B. B. is especial
advised for chronic, deep-seated
ses, as it cures after ali else
Is. 26feb-08
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
The Man With Tact.

Casual Caller Ito one next him)-I
was introduced to that squint eyed.
red haired woman over there as Mrs.
Somebody or other. Don't you think
the man was an idiot that married her?
Next One meekly,-I can't just say.
Pm the man.-BaltimOre American.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
lust a SpiII.

BEG pardon. sir" said the awkward
waiter. ''but was that last meal on
you?''
Not all OF it, garcon," replied the
guest as he meekly rubbed his much
spattered trousers; "only the soup
Pittsburg Press.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
Lots Of Il.

Initiative is the great thing that We
all need and that most OF US lack"
well, my husband has lots OF it"
replied Mrs. G6ttawadde. Hes init
ated in something nearly every night"
Chicago Record Herald.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
Suited His Temper.

You seem to find that book very In
teresting." said Mrs. Henpeck-
Yes" replied Henry; Its delight
full. I've glanced at the ending. and
the hero and heroine don't get married
after l."-Washington Herald
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
The Sequel.

"Funny thing about Dudley. He said
he needed little whisky because he
was run down."
well, wasn't he run down"
81 don't know about that, but ! do
know he was run in."-Catholic Stand
ard and Times.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25

Whether a knave or fool can do the
greater harm is one OF the questions
which twenty centuries OF experience
has not fully determined. = Dallas
News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
Ask Yourself the Question.

Why not use Chamberlain's Pain
Balm when iyou have rheumatism?
We feel sure1 that the result will be
prompt and satisfactory. One applica-
ticn relieves the pain, and many have
been completely cured by its use. %
and 80 cent sizes. For sale by w. I.
Brooks. You need no other guaran-
tee. feb
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25
Sheriff Sale.

By virtue of Ven. Elk. directed to me
Eieh issued from the Clerks Office
the Bourbon Circuit Court, in favor
W. H. Stephenson against Trustees
E. Church, Little Rock, | will on
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-02-25

While the world lasts fashion Will
lead il by the nose.--Cowper.