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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28

Thousands Of American women
in our homes are daily sacrificing
their lives to duty.
In order to keep the home nest
and pretty, the children well dressed
and tidy, women overdo. A female
weakness or displacement is often
brought on and they suffer in silence,
drifting along from bad to worse,
knowing well that they ought TO
have help to overcome the pains and
aches which daily make life a burden
1t i to these faithful women that
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28

Dyer-What do you call your ma
chine, an automobile or a motorcar?
Hartley-I call 1t either when II
runs. When 1t doesn't. l call 1t other
things.-Somerville Journal.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28

you have three pairs of glasses.
professor"
Yes. / use one to read with, one to
see at distance, and the third to find
the other two"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28

Mrs- Winsasw's Soothing ayruP.
FOR children tecthins softcns the gums. reduces 4
eAnmauoa. suAys pain. curss Wind eoiio. 10 botsis
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28
FOUND THE CAUSE.
Aftsr Six Years Of Misery and Wrong
Treatment.

John A. Enders, of Robertson Ave
nue., Pen Argyll. Pa, suffered for six
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28
The Philosopher.

"Pa. what is philosopher"
"a philosopher. Tommy, Is a man
who doesn't worry any about financial
stringencies. because he never has any
money."-Somerville Journal.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28

Do your duty and let the other fsl.
low do the explaining.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28
Jumping At a Conclusion.

Il have just swallowed a couple Of
of-what are these things that work
while you sleep.
Gas meters! Great Scott, you've
hever swallowed couple of those"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28
ITS BEAUTY MARRIED
UNcoMPLETEp FRIEZE IN DOME
OF THE CAPITOL.
Lawmakers Unable to Agree on Suit
able AlIegory with Which to Fin
ish the Superb Decorations
Of tho Great Building.

1t is understood that another effort
will be made to complete the frieZe
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28

The theatrical manager has Q pool
show II II isn't a good one.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28
LYDIA EPlNkHAM'S
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN,

For thirty yecrs Lydia f. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands OF
women who have oeen troubled with
displacements, Inflammation, ulcers-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, fatulency, indiges-
tion, ,dizziness,o or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands -
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28
The M.J.O'FAllOk SUPPLY CO
WHOLESALE
Plumbing and Steam Goods
e. e. BURLINGAME T. CO.,
ASSAY OFFICE AND e..m,e4o e..n.e4osv

Established in Colorado. .Isoe. Samples by mailor
express will receive prompt and cereful attention
Gold { Silver Bulol h'sss' "s .s'tsa ."s ns'a''f
coscgMIaATIos, A1atdS.Sil6kr 2Ao
CYANIDE TESTS 100 l6s s. to g. carload . iot'
I736-I738 Lawrence ST.. Denver. Cole.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1908-05-28
important to Mo,ners.

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORiA a safe and sure remedy 10.
infants and children, and see that II
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
HORSES AND VEHICLES.
Columbia Buggy Co.'S July Sale
now on. 81 Woodward Ave.

y ROPOS-I.S@-Sale OF u. 8. vessels
ST. Mary's and Shearwater. Sealed
proposals will be received at the Navy
Department until noon on the 9Th day
Of August. 1908. at which time and
place they will be opened. for the pur-
chase OF the u. s. :. vessels St Mary's
and Shearwater. appraised values So
900 and 1900. respectively. They Will
sons or to the corporation or corpora
lions Offering the highest price there
for a separate proposal for each YES
sci bid upon must be submitted in a
scaled envelope addressed TO tire Secre-
tary OF the Navy. Washington. ID. c.,
endorsed Proposals for the purchase
OF the u. :. y. .a......,....s. tnnmin z
the vessel for which offer is made). and
each proposal must be accompanied by
a satisfactory certified check for not
less than 10 per cent OF the amount
OF the offer. On application to the
Navy Department, forms of bids and
bonds. together with the terms and
conditions OF sale, also a printed list
giving general Information concerning
these vessels. will he furnished The
vessels can be examined at any time
after this date by applying to the Com
mandants OF the navy yards, New York
~ Y. and Philadelphia, Pa. respective
ly, where they now lie. They must be
removed from the limits OF said yards
within such reasonable time as may be
fixed by the Department The Depart.
ment reserves the, right to withdraw
either OF both OF the above-named yes
sell from sale and to reject any or all
bkne. TRUMAN III. NEW BERRY, Act
& Scretary of the Navy. June, 80.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
BELIEVE MURDERED
WOMAN FROM
BUFFALO
scAPULAR WORN BY HER COR
RESPONDS TO DEVOTIONAL
GARMENT USED AT TIMES BY
FIR. BAKERS PARlsHloNERs.

NEW YORK, July 3l.-Develop-
ments today. in the remarkable Green
Point-ave. bonfire murder mystery,
tend 10 show that the young woman
who was slain and her body partially
incinerated was. in all probability.
lured TO New York from Buffalo.
Ii was ascertained today that the
scapular found around the dead girls
neck was OF Our Lady of Mount Car
mel. but mainly in use in the church
in Buffalo. where Father Baker has
great devotion TO Our Lady OF Vic
tory. A representation of abe latter
appears To have been stitched on the
ordinary scapular.
The picture in question Is declared
by experts In such matters TO have
been made under the orders of Father
Baker, OF Buffalo.
The police have established that the
body was taken to the spot where II
was found in grocer's wagon. Tive
men took 1t to the spot, poured oil on
the mattress, in which Ii was wrapped,
set IL uuIt anu uTONc Tdpluly away
Grocery Wagon, Strongest Clue.
The wagon was a covered vehicle |;
IL bore the words, Groceries" in gold
letters on its sides and about the word
was a golden circle. This, the detec-
tives under Capt. Madigan today re-
garded as their strongest clue and q
general search was instituted for the
wagon.
In addition to the wagon clue which
was furnished by Philip O'Brien. of
williamsburg, the police regarded as
important the disappearance of Mrs.
Stanislaus Woskovitch. whose sister
and cousin have viewed the body In
the Williamsburg. morgue.
But the story told by Mrs. Josephine
Jimbroski, of 1877 Dupont-st.. Green
Point. a sister OF Mrs. Mamie Mosko-
witch. has led the police to send out a
general alarm. for the husband. They
desire TO learn through him whether
the dead woman was his wife.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
TWO PRISON BIRDS
ARRESTED AS
P. D. ROBBERS
INSPECTORS WHO NABBED
FRANK AND GEO. ROCHE, AT
A DESPERATE PAIR.

ESCANABA. Mich. July 31.-After
conducting a series OF bold postoffice
robberies In different parts of the pen
insula. completely battling the police
officers of the district, Frank Roche
and George Roche were arrested at
Escanaba today, by postoffice inspec-
tors.
Both men have long prison records
and are now charged with robbing
the postoffices at Vulcan, Daggett,
Kipling and Koss all within the last
few weeks. II is estimated In four rob-
berries $4,000 cash was secured In ad-
dition to great quantities OF stamps.
The latest robbery at Koss occurred
Tuesday night where five hundred dol
lare was the amount Of their haul and
the two men were traced from that
station to Escanaba, where they were
arrested
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
BR|OE-T0-bE WAS
FROM MISSOURI
SUSPECTED MARRIAGE LicsNsE
WASN'T o. X. AND HAD TO y
TO BE SHOWN.

Ida zimmerman is from Missouri.
and she insisted on being shown
She came to Detroit from 81 IouIs{
on Wednesday for the purpose OF
marrying Jerome Merkels tMnneI9
WORKER. ON Thursday MerkIs took oat3
the license, but when the lady saw itF
she wasn't satisfied declared n was
not legal, and said il looked as IL &C.;
had been bought at some stationery
store &.
"YOull have 10 show me before m,
get married with that license. ana
the bride-to-be brought her FOOT dawn
irmly
Late THURSDAY night the coaple.
With Two uiends. visited the county
building. and. torkanetely, Assistant
License 1lerg Ernst was found. having
called AZ tho building TO eet parcel. !.
He took fhe party inside, and sooo<
fouviaced the bride that the ltcene1
3akep out by he's sweethearf. x1e ~
'Rai. ~
They wcrss> both anxious To hare I9ne
marriage take place "a once. ~
I< louis 0t<-cSss rsS.. rsnss rvo.e-
i d = tat -te'. Ret Pheoe 1<o&
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
DUTCH WARSHIP
READY To SAIL

THE HAGUE. July S1.--Orders have
been issued that the battleship Jacob
Van Heemskerk be- maie ready to
sail for the Caribbean sea and il is
expected that she will start without
delay.
The Bitterness Of the feeling at vii
lemstad Curacao. against Venezuela,
is evidenced in dispatch from the
governor OF Curacao. which announces
that a vessel \chartered by President
CastrO's brother and laden with sugar
which arrived at Willcmstad was
Obliged to leave that port without dis
posing Of its cargo.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
Daily Death Lis!

lYederick Schultz, ~ years, Eloise,
IN; senility.
,clter /. Stocker. 81 years. Marion.
~ appendicitis.
'daries Edelstein. 30 years. 2l5 Co
'bia: tuberculosis.
,yzzfe Miller. IS years, 1873 Chestnut;
!, Pcarditis.
Anna Ewald. Sc years. OLE Alexan-
ne. uraemia.
Currler. month, a. Plum !;
Shutrition.
4rant Fraser. months. 1855 Alfred;
knutrition.
iora NJ Patent. ? months, 45l II
1elfth. cholera infantum.
Narl Boss, AZ years. Boulevard sani-
Hum: suicide. gunshot wound.
lanes. A. Hardy, l year, 1917 May
~, heat stroke,
Alfred Schmidtke. IS years. Milwau-
Junction. accidental drowning.
Frank ,Roehler. year, Spi 'ngweiis.
E.h.: meningitis.
Eeilie c. Kay. ~ years, ei7 Hol-
|nb; sastritis.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
HOLD TWO IN
THE GOULD CASE
MRS. BEN TEAL AND HARRY
MoUSLEY MUST FACE
GRAND JURY.

NEW YORK, July 3l.-Magistrate
Corrigan today held Mrs. Ben Teal
and Harry Mousley, the detective inn
plicated in the Gould perjury charges.
under $4,000 each to await the action
OF the grand jury. Mr.. Teal asked that
reasonable time be allowed him to
get bail for his wife Miss Julia Flem-
ing, the third prisoner in the case.
who is reported to have come over TO
the states side, had already waived
examination
The cases against the three Will be
pleaded TO the grand jury at once.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
Train KilIs Grocery Clerk.

JACKSON. Mich. july 3H.VThe
body OF young man. crushed and
mutilated. was found by Yardmaster
Seward. at the Milwaukee-st. crossing
OF the Michigan Central, early this
morning The unfortunate was Louis
O. Jones, %. OF Napoleon. Mich tie
was the son of farmer. and cmpiOyed
as clerk In Napoleon grocery store.
lie left home last night and look a
train that gets into Jackson about 9
O'Clock. No one has been found who.
saw him after he arrived IN the .cit,'
An inquest will be- held
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
BIRTHS

leap4 nomaro,s 1 ifss chamn,ain
ave. hrles Piper. 470 IIaigh.
iete@est Bertschinger. 462 Twentieth.
l,aanlhony kurzewski. $50 Piquette.
Aoepkust Culepski, SIS Twenty fourth
enin1eph Mastaj. ie2 Forest.
hrles Thomas. 1881 Scotch two).
pliam Ward. Sg5 Larned.
fQaham Crookar. $50 Fourth.
cont liam Gault: 33s wentend.
iO'tSn Radtke. 116 Superior.
mefliert Holstein. 80 Berlin.
andtlnk kolb. 1875 Maple
80, xgar Price. 49S Champlain.
e,a IN Mckay, 81 Wight.
WaDed Thebo. 100 Campbell.
the Roman Rovin. 521 Antoine
x,,.&hael Merccki. ISL Riopele.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
Marriage Licenses

SEIander Ambrose. 20; Anna Lulew-
fhen Kumoroski 80: Frances Ri
II. rs.
NElnan Schlemann. 20. Detroit; Cora
.xson, 20. Mt Pleasant
o'y 'fman Block. %: Anna Westphal.
ga Lme Markell. % Ida thinner
anu "a
I'm Crnk T.. Miller. rs, Detroit; Amber
scene, 6en t c;izinski S %. v Vta Kn,.
officeka. 20.
sishtbwska. "a
alone ust Dewedowski. 80, Nora Sam
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
GUGGE:NHE|M SEES
BOOST IN STOCKS

NEW YORK, Jaly 3l.--Among the
passengers arriving on the Lusitania
today, was +. X. Guggenheim. the big
copper operator. Discussing the bus
mess situation Mr.. Guggenheim said:
"Unquestionably stocks have been
absorbed by invetors to much
greater extent than many years. This
has been owing To the severe decline
which made, good stocks cheap. a
material Improvement in business
will send some stocks higher than
ever before. This refers particularly
to some of the low-pffced copper
stocks where production of the mines
IL assured for many years. Europe
just now Is feeling the loss OF our inn
nc.S~~.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE.

WHILE there Is lull in real estate
this month. II. Walker reports that
he has been able TO make some ex-
changes and sales OF lots and sum-
ner resort cottages, up the hats,
combining business and pleasure.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
YER
Us. roA FoRAoEI ANp

49,. JyIdago. flk. July 80.
JACKSON, Mfch.sIs. in iripiicate.
oner's inquiry into Md at Offices OF
ward A. Stewart. XIII s ssn,sm pe,ow'
the ID. u X. wreck ne, furnishing
returned verdict that deery as ref
to defective airbrakes, antcaanns e Vc-
Recommendation that the Nsn.. nj.
adopt a dispatching system by Kncl
train crews should know better I'll
location OF other cars.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01

Some other dentists advertise
painless work, but you probably
know from painful experience THAI
they don't live up 10 their claims.
Painless work Is our strongest
point. because q appeals TO every
person alike, and II has won Us
other one thing.
Just give US a chance TO demon-
strate Il. Let us also show you
that our prices are way below 9TH
ers, and that there IL -O-year
written guarantee behind all our
work
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
DIET

&ENsoN--July 90. Bette A. Benson, be-
IA loved sister of Mrs, William Rouse,
"A ssi Mcclellan suneral Saturday
End QUETTE-July %. at her home.
81 IA ST Paul-ave... Sophie. aged 90
a years. beloved wife of Oliver Du
n Quette mother OF Frank, Thomas
VA and Mamie O'Neill and Mrs. Ed. Tay-
X or Funeral Saturday at $40 a. IN.
~ from residence and at 3 o'clock from
X Church of the Annunciation.
20. at her home, Ss
W LYMAN place. Mary b.. aged So years,
Nd beloved wife OF the late James Fra
ser. Funeral Saturday at p. III.
4 from residence.
*fARTINDALE-July rs. 1905. at Byron
Hot Springs. Cal. George Albert
clarence Martindale. eldest son of
clarissa and the late George Guelph
Nartindal-. Burial from Woodlawn
ID chapel Monday. Aug Q. at o'clock
p. m
tcHNITKER--July 80. suddenly. at his
residence 1851 Russell-st., Alfred w,
aged 10 years, beloved son OF Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. j. Schnitker. Notice
Of funeral later.
TAYLOR July 80. at residence, iot
BRADY Catherine O.. beloved wife Of
FRANK o. Taylor. Funeral from
yoodward- Ave Christian church Sat
utday. Aug. 1. at 1880 p. IN.
rFyAN. July so. 1908, Efiie. wife OF IL.
~ Ievan. aged 80 years. Funeral
servlces from chapel of VIM. r. Ham
if,on 4 Co. &c Elizabeth-st. west,
saturday 1T p. IN.
LIN Enthusiastically July 20. 1905.
~ lnley. beloved daughter OF Mrs
Michael Monaghan. Funeral from
resiIsnce OF her mother 10 Mel
.lg.ave.. saturday morning. Time
n conveRA-July 2s. 1908. at resi-
and the stlher sister SCI Milwaukee
adjourned. 1,snd Mas psp McNsna o. the
miles across ,.s and Thomas Mona
preliminaries THAN Beard and Mrs.
reached the convspneral private.
fore it's opening. -, ner resi-
hand to. dictate a kconaids Funeral
form or to name Hence, Saturday at
siidates. He went
mit'eo ioo" VI Charles Il. Runge,
more than eQuall. Anna and Charles
. r.30. y. m. at family
r~~~~~~-'-~>f atiot-ave. Funeral
THE VIZ H ssr ssssrf Esin sss,
2 lorner Gratiot and
A~-~>'>>>~'~ standard time.
n-s,sss and vicsuk sos, at $40 ID. m.
: and Sunday, par - beloved son of
nuuaayy fresh east Funeral
Lever Michigan g. ~neff-ave,, Sat
nfeht and sundays -
Dernfure. -
p<rasure, rs minimum, S0s ~
partiy cloudy with .03 Inch Of rain. = .
Sng afternoon I'D night. S
sun rose az An n. IN. sua SETS 4
Ossf y. ~.
AisxsnAsr. Umbrellas. - ns1Rsss
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01

Annual Clearing Sale Of Bicycles
andl Tires-swceping reduc-
tionI. Bicycles Guaranteed,
Srz.so and upwards. Tires,
SI.2s each. also bargains in
new and used Motorcycles.
John b. TROSSEL,
Goa Michigan Ave, Cor I4th Ave.
Phones: Bell, w. 3o5 ];
Home, c. 922.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
oENrIsTs.
DENTISTS.
Why Suffer Pain?

What's time want toss
thOut discomf ort2
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
Ill Rates for Line:
Advertisements

The Times cannot guarantee sc-
curacy or assume responsibility for
errors OF any kind occurring In tsls-
phone sdvertfsements
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01

Boiler Inspector E.as he sent mort
John G. Mccatible for treatment
40 hoit.r fnot.. "a
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01

FARMS, ALL KINDS
700. 30 acres; great bar
gain. Gracther, 311 Majestic.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01

HELP WANTED"
AND ALL OTHER ADS.
One cent word each insertion. six
words or fraction thereof to the line.
cash In advance, No advertisements
OF less than two lines taken: six inser-
lions made Tor the price Of five when
cash 10 paid
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01

YOUNG MAN wanted to take care oil
horses: references required. 67z Mel
drum-ave.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
THE wa

Dufroit nnd vicfnk
and Sunday, par
nuudayy fresh east
LEVER Niehignnf1
nfeht and Sundays
pernfure.
One year ago tods
p<rature, 7Ss nsfn1m
partiy cloudy with 4
anw afternoon nj a
sun rose af -
ossf y. M
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01

a convAA-July
and the stNer, isis, slst
adjourned. i,,n~d ;,
miles across rs I
preliminaries this
reached the cow
fore it's opening.
hand TO dictate {
form or to name
didates. He went
mittee room on 4
more than eQualt
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
FOR sALE-FARMs.

40 ACRE FARM in Sanilac Co., s miles
north of Port Huron. some fine lake
frontage. fine stream of water D.
room house, small barn plenty fruit
will sell with stock. tools and crops;
only 81 800 down.
1OO-ACRE FARM. Is miles north
west OF Detroit. % acres fine tim
Der, buildings and fences. fair. roll
ing land but Immensely productive,
only $1,000; will take Detroit vacant
or improved in part.
BROOKS & KINGON,
NJ AQgI. (,ttv 4S61 hO5 whitney bIIc-
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01
PERSONAL.
Artistic Hair Goods

The largest assortment OF Switches.
Pompadours, Wigs. Toupees. Tfanstor-
nations. Coronation Bratds. Turban
Puts. Duchess Curls. Hair Rolls. Nets.
and Wool Crepe TO choose from. AZ
prices that are honest and right
MADAME Lorraine KENNEDY,
"a floor. Partridge q Blackwelfs store.
The Detroit times., 1908-08-01

80 ~ VtlONtU FOn
Charles II. Runge,
Anna and Charles
40 y. m. at family
'atiot-ave. Funeral,
ence Saturday, Aug.
German Lutheran
.orner Gratiot and
standard time.
.ksoS, at S:20 y. m,
-. beloved son OF
<ryltz. Funeral
! eeii-av Sat
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-08
BETTER POSTAL SERVICE.

In his recent report the second as
sistant postmaster general recon-
mends that the public be educated
further concerning the use Of the pos
tai system. He suggests that in the
schools instruction be given regarding
how 10 make use Of the mails.
In his annual report Postmaster
General Meyer recommended the es-
tablishment OF the parcels post, pos
tai savings banks and asked for many
other service extensions.
All Of these things are believed to
be for the betterment Of the postal
service Some Of them doubtless are,
The people should undoubtedly be
taught how to make intelligent use
Of the postal system and the parcels
post would be an excellent thing if
conducted on an equitable basis.
But If the postal authorities only
know it, the service may be vastly i'm
proved without a single one Of the ex-
tensions they ask for It may be i'm
proved within.
With the postal system as it is con-
Quoted now there are some faults.
Some times they prove very annoying.
Two things are most essential TO
good postal seryice-speed and ac-
curacy. Nowadays people are buster
than they have ever been before.
Time is an important element. So
they want quick mail service.
This we do not always get at the
present time. This paper knows Of
Instances where some very wretched
postal service has been rendered in
the northwest. II knows Of instances
where mail has not been delivered un-
I'll u or 81 hours later than It should
have been. the fault being in the rail-
way mail service.
NOW, while seeking to further the
usefulness Of the postal system, the
postmaster general and his assistants
should also work earnestly to improve
the service they are now giving the
public.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-08
4 QUESTIONABLE MOVE.

= far-reaching plan to unload upon
the forestry department Of the United
States government a vast amount Of
logged-off and practically valueless
mountain land, in eastern Oregon. has
been started by the big timber syndi-
Gates owning the land.
Under the pretense that this logged
off land should be owned by the gov
eminent for the purpose Of reforesta-
ton. the owners have started scheme
10 have congress buy It back from the
present owners at an increased price.
In the early eighties thousands OF
acres Of fine timber land was secured
by various sawmill companies in east
ern Oregon. through laborers working
in tie mills. The land was paid for
by the laborers at $3.50 per acre under
the timber and stone act and in hun.
dreds Of instances before title wal
received from the government. all ths
timber had been removed by the saw
mill company for which the entrymar
worked.
When the timber was taken from
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-08
THE KNOCKERS CLUB.

Hear old 81 Brown run down his
town:
1T amt no good at all:
It's the peskiest place for the human
race
On this terreschul ball"
q wonder why old 81 don't quit
This town-he might git up an gitl
Hear old Hi Jones-he whines an
groans:
"They amt no use to stay
In sich town; I'm like 81 Brown
This here old place don't pay" -
q wonder why old Hi don't chase
Himself an find some other place. }
Hear old Sid Smith-to kin an kith
He makes a daily cry:
This burg | hate with its slow poke
gait
/ wish It wuZ more spry.'
q wonder why old sid don't hike
Right spry some mornin' up the pike }
Exchange.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-08
HOCH DER KAISER.

CThis poem. recited by Admiral
Coghlan at a dinner at the Union
League club April q. 1899. created
an International stir.)
Der Kaiser Of dis Fatherland
IND Gou on high all dings command
Ne two-ach, Don't you understand
Myself-und Gott,
Vile some men sng der power divine,
Mine soldiers sing Die Wacht am
Rhein.'
Und drink der health in a Rhein,sh
wine
OF Me-und Colt.
Dere's France. she swaggers all
aroundt.
She's ausgespielt
To much me think she don't amoundt.
Myself-und Gott.
She viii not dare to fight again.
But If She shouldn't I'll show her
blan Dot Eisass und Qn
French) Lorraine
Are Mein-by Gott,
Dere's grandma dinks she is nicht
small beer.
Midi Beers and such she interferes:
She'll learn none owns dis hemis-
phere
But me-und Gott,
She dinks, good frau. some ships she's
got
Und soldiers midt der scarlet goat.
Ach! We could knock dem, Pouf!
Like dot,
Myself-mit GOtti
Ir dime OF peace prepare for wars,
l bear der spear und helm of Mars,
Und care not for den thousand czars.
Myself-mit Gottl
In fact. | humor efry vhim.
With aspect dark and visage grim;
Gott pulls nit Me und l mitt him.
Myself -und Gott,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-12-08
GIVE 1T A TRIAL.

1t is to be hoped that some time
this week a definite deal will be
made regarding the wooden mill. Mon
ey for financing the move is gradual
ly being secured interest in the prop
osltion is fully aroused and there are
number Of people who would like
to operate the plant.
out of all this some tangible bene-
fit should result. Surely the plant
will be held here and reopened. II
would be a serious blunder to allow
it taken away. There is such a local
sentiment against the removal Of the
plant that its retention is almost as
sured.
Now let US have the mill reopened
under a management that desires to
build up the industry. Let the plant
be improved as It should be, the
money making powers Of the business
demonstrated Give the mill good
fair trial It has never had one.