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The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23
Innocence Abroad.

Citizens OF the East have peculiar
ideas-and "a big lack OF knowledge
OF Western affairs. One day last
week a local real estate firm received
from "A man IN Ohio IA letter In which
he stated that he wished to purchase
zone hundred and sixty acres OF hll
tlllable, smooth, level, cieaH OF rocks,
hardpan, alkali, no hills, bluffs, Uul.
lies or ravinos; black, rich, loan soil,
located in good farming section
where good crops can be raised 80
periection, without u chance toy i4l!.
ure." But the real para ling part
Of his letter came with he aohc.ud.
INK lines in which ha said. Am viii,
Ing 80 pay ten dollars an erra Ior
such landM YOU will furnish railroad
fare free for myself and family. :
Ruralist.
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g. .A- 81 rT @ Y2 Z a..
Bear, tho a The Kind You Have AIsayS Boug
Signature st &>zzZu
Gardener Leaps to Quick Death.

New York, Jan 20 In an attempt
TO avoid death in d pit OF bears,
Joseph Mahef, O gardener as She
Bronx zoo, leaped from o falling tree
into o beaver pond and was instant
ly killed. Maher. WAS pruning a trre
between the Enclosure and the beav
ers' pond. Unknown to him, the
roots ofthe tree had been eaten away
by the beavers and when be reached
the top 1t gave way with his weight
The falling trunk swayed toward the
bear pit and the gardener tried TO
swing himself clear OF the branches
into the pond adjoining, but his head
struck the edge OF the tank, breaking
his neck. ....
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23
Falsely Accused.

The Lincoln (Neb } Journal (rep J
says CLEVELAND became president
thnsrcuui time acknowledgement
The republicans ascrlbed the panic
to the prospect OF a democratic ad
ministrAtion, and shat explanation
was accepted 30 the extent ofhelping
materially TO keep she democrats n
dlsrepute for fifteen years. Now
comes n panic in republican admin
lstra,lon and with only a remote
prospect OF u democratic triumph In
she next dozen years. Up Z. ring the
exultant democrats TO prove out ut
the mouths OF the republican spell
binders OF the last fifteen years that
the republican party caused the
panic. But what do they lind? 4
public quietly hearing and accepting
the evidence that the republican
party had as much to do with the
panic as the man In the moon and
no more, that panics are psychology
zeal and International, shat all but
one OF our panics started In Europe,
that they have occurred under all
parties, all tariffs, oil money and
banking systems. Their only com
Tort ia the admission thas the demo.
cratic party, except as 1t may have
caused some exaggeration OF the
trouble by It's money question, was
after all not the cause OF the panic
OF 1898, which really began with she
Barring failure in London In 1890"
This Is very frank admission.
Republican organs and orators false
ly charged democratic admlnlstra-
tion with the panic that began under
republican administration and under
republican legislation, and this &C.
cusstion helped materially to keep
the democrats in disrepute Tor fiitsen
years" Ii will occur to the ordinary
man shat something In the way OF
an apology Is due from republican
editors for this accusation now ad-
ml..cd to be thoroughly false.
This republican paper admits shat
the socalled panic OF 1893 really be-
gan In 1890. That is quite true. It
really began, so Tar as suffnce indl-
cations were concerned, November
II, 1890, which was a little more
than thirty days afser the Mckinley
tarifi bill became "a law-CommOn-
er.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23
Amsterdam Items.
FROM the Enterprise

FROM the Enterprise.
Mrs. Thos. Corbin, an old sattler
in the north end OF this county died
at her home Wednesday with di--
eases relative so old agn.
Aiss-AZalea Green, aha has hsen
bedfast with scistic rheumatism i1r
the pass seven weeks, Is rapidly i'm
proving.
Iesse and Fred EPperson and their
families left Monday for saltwater,
Oklahoma, near where they will
locate. Our best wishes 20 wish bogh
these esteemabie families.
II every customsr along tile route
would be rs indussSlous with the
road drag rs the Stlpp bSothers and
Theo. Green she mail would be de-
llvered on time more regularity The
Stipp boys have dragged the roads
ahous II miles In their district and
Mr.. Green u like distance on she old
West Poins road. These pieces OF
roads have been put In good condl'
ton by the Use OF ihe drag. The
mail man is nos the only one benefit
ted but She parties themselves and
she public in general. Follow She
lead OF these gentlemen and lets
! have better rOais.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
the best pills known sold by Frank
Clay, druggist.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23

member OF n coordinate branch OF
the government az having "sweet
breads for brains" There Is every
reason to believe that Mr.. Justice
Brewers brains are the regular sort
and developed to n high degree 81
efficiency. He does not always agree
with the president, but this rather
proves the case shan otherwise. X
G. journal.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23
His Prisoner Went 10 Supper.

Mukogee, Ok, Jan. pa deputy
sheriff Ia Muskogeo county arrested
a prisoner and took him 80 the court
house. The deputy wGs hungry, so
he handcuifed the man, tied him 80 a
chair and went SO supper. The pris
oner decided that he whnted some
thing to eat IN the meantime, so he
smashed she chair. got Tree from the
rope, slipped off his handouts and
went TO supper himself. When the
deputy returned aud found his pris,
oner gone, there WAS u terrible iurOre
around the court house ami n seUrcf1
was organized. About this time the
prisoner walked In, picking his teeth,
He calmly announced that he had
gone out to supper.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23
A Distinguished Recruit.

III 1t has been a long time since Presi
dent Roosevelt has added a member
TO his famous AnanIas Club, and in.
deed the impression has grown that
be has been neglecting this important
branch OF the public service. As iito
atone TO his waiting eounsrymeD,
however, the chief executive, accord.
ing to late Washington dispatches,
/has engaged in a long range quarrel
with MIR. Justice Brewer Of the United
States supreme court, calling the
latter Several kinds OF a prevarica
tor, only he used more ugly
word"
The cause of the misunderstanding
between these exalted personsges APP
pears to have been trivial. In the
course OF q speech in New York not
long ago, Justice Brewer, In a play.
\ iul way, referred to Mr., Rooseyelts
Aengaging In game of hide and
>seek" with the presidency. What he
referred TO, no doubt, was the con
tinuing uncertainty in the popular
mind regarding the presidents inten
lions with respect to third term,
At any rate, Justice Brewers refer
ence was harmless and not inappro-
4 PIRATE to the situation. Blu. the
Z president, it seems, was deeply OF
!. Tended, and when Justice Brewer
IS heard OF it he sent his associate on
the bench, Mr.. Justice Harlan, to
patch up peace. Justice Harlan re
paired to the White House and tried
! TO explain the position OF his princi
pal, but the president was angry,
4 and instead Of receiving the peace
overtures according to The Hague
schedule OF ethics, he assured the
emissary that Brewer chad sweet
breads for brains.'
This latest linguistic coinage from
that most prolific source OF pictures
que epithet can scarcely fall to at
tract public attention. From the
house OF mirsh wherein are congre.
gated the mollycoddles. nature fax
ers, liars, undesirable citizens and
maleiactors OF great wealth .here are
sure TO come expressions OF satIs'so
tion that the next victim Is a man o
such scholarly attachments, such
dignity, such fruitful years and suci
comradeship as the distinguished
jurist from Kansas.
Both Justice Brewer and Justice
\. Harlan expected more kindly recep
on OF the message OF regret anC
i reconciliation than 1t met at thu
hands of the president. Justic'
Brewer could have had no persona
feeling in the matter, and the fac
thathe hastened to make the amend'
honorable Is altogether to his credit
Il Is to be regretted that the head 0
the misunderstanding that the stor!
In the dispatches is true should 81
far forget himself as to speak Of
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23
Says Bradley is Eligible.

Jefferson City, Mo, Jan. 20.-ln q
ruling made public, Attorney Gener-
al Hadley holds shas State Senator
John L. Bradley, Of the Twenty
sixth District, is eligible TO be can
didate for and hold the office oiState
Auditor.
Senator Bradley, who was elected
to the Senate in 1906, and Is conse-
quently a "holdover," has been for
some months a candidate for nomi-
nation to the office OF State Auditor
on the Democratic ticket. Lately,
he says, he has been confronted by
statements made by personal and
poll tical enemies that he is ineligible
because he was q member OF the Gen
ersl Assembly, and could not legally
qualify II he should be elected.
Senator Bradley asked for ruling
from the Attorney General on the
question. General Hadley says that
there Is no question OF the eligibility
Of Senator Bradley. The constitu-
tional prohibition against q member
OF the Assembly holding Office during
the term for which he was elected is
directed at sppointive and not cleo
tive offices.
Should Senator Bradley be elected
State Auditor It will leave a vacancy
| In the Senate for the Twenty-sixth
District, which will be filled by a spe-
cial election. The district is compos-
ed OF the counties Of Jefferson, Perry,
Madison, st. Francois and Ste. Gene
We've. Bradley was elected In 1906
by a majority OF 37S.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23
A Dangerous Deadlock.
W. NJ. NJ. in Commoner

That sometimes terminates fatally
is the s.oppage OF liver and bowel
functions, To quickly end this con-
dition without dlsagreeable sensa-
tions, DR.. Kings New Life Pills
should always be your remedy.
Guaranteed absolutely satisfactory
in every case or money back at f. T.
Clay's drug store. 25c.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23

The Missouri! Paciic Time Table as
Butler Station.
CORRECTED TINE TABLE.
soUTu BOUND.
40 aO4 Joplin { Southwest mail 4 EN % 5 n
"a .l-k.C & Joplin mail & Express d - 2 n
-. EOS X C Nevada MA!l 4 Express y IS + N
10 ~ Local freight ll.la n
SCRTI B0ySC,
Su. ~. Kansas cts aui =. Louis ~. 30 > II
80 ~ KaussE tttT rrlz- IT. i.vTrrss - 50 ? IT
80. alu kansas civ lW.t-l mail lose n
LOCAL FUuGur
Nc. 20 l.ocsl Freight 1888 n
80. - kAusss CitystoCS . SIS m
INTERSTATE DIVISION.
WE>r RpJSn.
40. 81 Local tr.i ght snd ras mixed 500 m
EAsT ROUND.
no. q! Local freight ant Pas mixed ar ; 90 pm
No. as SUNDAY Passenger SEQ am
40. IL sunday Pa,avrs,r 2, arrives l.;S0 y IN
r. Z. NANuERyooRr. Ascent,
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23
Five TO -Four.

The shades # night were falling
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23
Sour
Stomach

RIO zppetit7, Tess ei strength s-'s~s---
ness. headache, constipation, bod eseA1A'
general debility, souG r!sings. ard eataISs
OF tho stomach ars all duo 10 indixsstsess
Kodol relieves ind gestion. This now discsv'
cry represents tho natural juices d diess
ton as they e1ls, In a healthy stcmsnA
combined with the greatest known tse1s
and rsconsiruetivs properties. kodel ~
dyspepsia does not emily relieve !odiSsssss
and dyspepsia. but this famous rsmsty
holps all stomach Ioubles by cisanstnl.
purifying. svoesesins and srsnGthsnse
tho mucous msmbranss lining he stenaaA
Mr.. & s. BAL d Rsvsns~oo4. ". Va. ssye-
va troubled VIII suar stomach ~ swsnay ysaeA
kodsi cured ne and Ne ss scv ssnS = -
tor naby.'
Kcdol Disests WHAT You Esl
Dossiss ony. Relieves istissst,on, ssw sepsnanA
bs<hine OF Gas. see.
Srsparsa sy Z. o. psWiTT q 90. oHtoAoo
CLAWS drutr stnro north side guuRrp
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23

The shades Il night were falling
free
-NAaa- W !.Eam- Washington, d.
There come DEGREES, all handed
down
BY judges wrapped in black silk
gown
Give 80 four"
The income sax? They pondered
late
And arguefed with learning great;
They seized their pens and grayely
wrote
6pinions-shen they took She vote
Give to tour"
The Merger Twas q famous case,
Each Judge sat there wish solemn
face,
And heard she argument so keen,
When the decision came twas
-seeR--
Give TO four.
Our wards beyond the deep blue
sea?
All, surely here they will agree.
But after rods OF legal lore
Behold the spectacle once more
'Five to four"
A law TO safeguard human lie.
To care for orphans and for wife;
All, judges on that will agree.
But there's she recorG-look and
see
give to four"
W. NJ. NJ. in Commoner.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23

A smooth.tongued CRATER worked
the Warrensburg drug stores last
week with the patent medicine gag.
He would 20 into drug store, when
the proprietor was out, and claiming
TO be a farmer OF that locality, would
buy a so cent box Of pills on credit,
which he would dispose Of to some
other druggist by claiming they had
been purchased of him, whereupon
the druggist would pblingly give the
gentleman so cents and place the
pills upon his shelf. He was finally
arrested In q cafe, where he was "eat.
Ing his profits"
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1908-01-23

ErgOt,. poisonous substance
found in corn and weeds, one drop
OF which it Is claimed will horse or
cow instantly, IL TO be found in
many places this year in Kansas,
has already killed three calves be-
longing to Jim Brister, farmer liv-
ing near La Harpe. Mr.. Gorrpll, q
veterinary surgeon, says that within
the last two weeks he has made In
designations south OF La Harde and
west OF lola and In both places found
Ergot In crowioot weeds which grow
along ravines and In the small corn
stalks. In some Instances he found
the ergot collected In the joints o.
the cornstalk. Zone stalk of that
corn contained enough OF the poison
to kill number OF horses" said Mr..
Gorrell. He believes that the farmers
should be careful about feeding the
small cornstalks which are found at
the edge OF the field, near the rsvines
and low aces.-Johnson Co. Star.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-13
ANOTHER CABINET SERVICE.

Rev DR.. Bradford Leayitt of San
Francisco, who has many friends in Ho-
nolulu, will preach in Central Union
church tomorrow morning at II o clock.
The music during June viii be led by
a quartet instead of a chorus. Tomor-
row mornings selection viii be Mars
ton s "Pilgrim by the quartet and
Birch IS 80 For a Closer Walk With
God" sung by Mrs. Mackall. In the
evening the quartet will sing Schilling s
- Softly Fades at the special service
under the auspices of the cabinet. The
remarkable work done by the Okayama
Orphanage in Japan will be set forth
in an address by Rev. Frank 5. Scudder,
illustrated by Mr.. Tetsuya Onoda, vice
president of the orphanage, who Will
show some beautiful motion and tinted
still pictures. The offering viii be IN
aid of this institution. easily the fore
most work of Christian benefcence IN
the Far East Not long ago Emperor
Mutsuhito decorated Mr.. Ishii, the
founder of the orphanage, out of re-
gard for what he had done for his
country. He has also given him large
sums of money IN aid of the work. The
public are cordially invited.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-13
THE LAST SUPPER"
ON EXHIBITION

An excellent oil painting, a copy of
Leonardo de Vinci's THE Last Sup
per-" which is painted on the rear wall
of the chapel of the Convent of Notre
Dame des Graces in Milan, is on ex-
hibition in the directors room of the
Young Mems Christian Association on
Alakea street.
The copy, which is by Grignascri, a
man who has made Christ and scenes
connected with Him, his special object
in life. is owned by C. NJ. Cooke and
is intended by him to hang in the
Cooke Memorial Library as soon as
that institution is completed. The
painting is not an outright gift, Mr..
Cooke reserving that right but the
mere loan of the beautiful reproduc-
ton is in itself a lesson in art, the
lines of expression being of great power
in delineation.
The copy Is faithful reproduction
of the original even to the depicting Of
the hole made in the original by orders
of Napoleon who, when he was in
Milan. used the chapel as a stable for
his horses and as a barracks fo1 his
men.
The door was cut directly under the
portrait of Christ thus giving peculiar
touch to the painting and causing
much speculation on the part of those
who viewed it as to the reason fot the
arch
The painting will be on exhibition at
the Association rooms until the new
frame which is being made for it is
completed and the public is invited to
view this wonderful specimen of art
any time it may chose, the Associa-
ton rooms being open from nine in the
morning until half past nine at night.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-13
A CERTAIN CUPE FOR BOWEL
COMPLAINT.

When attacked with diarrhoea or
bowel complaint you want medicine
that acts quickly. The attack Is al
WAYS sudden. generally severe and with
increasing pam. Chamberlain 5 Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy has
never been known to fail in any case
of collie. diarrhoea or summer complaint
in children. For sale by Benson, Smith
& Co, Ltd, Agents for the Hawaiian
Islands.
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BUSINESS LOCALS.
Manager.
Read Morgan's ads.

!. Read Morgan's ads.
of the specials.
An enamel button has been found.
See classified ads.
A small enameled breastpin has been
lost. See classified ads.
A furnished cottage is wanted for a
few months. See classified ads.
One-half of a cottage, furnished or
ads.
A modern. six-room dwelling with
lot, on Quick avenue, is for sale. See
classified ads.
A model X Winton automobile. in
first-class condition, is offered for sale
at a bargain. See classified ads.
McInerny has the famous Stein
Bloch clothes in many styles-the regu-
lation sack, the cutaway. the Prince
Albert and the full dress.
There is a new assortment of fancy
Nriting paper, shopping bags, belt
buckles. etc, at the Japanese Bazaar,
on Fort street. near the Convent.
Young men, read Morgan's ads this
morning.
Try the candy at the Alexander
Young Cafe: their crystallzed pop
corn, French and Turkish nougat, and
chocolates are the best you have ever
heard of.
Clothing for children, boys and men
at Kerr's for little or nothing.
There's no soap that will give the
same results in your laundry as Silk
soap. All grocers have, or should
have. it. H. Hackfeld & Co, Ltd,
distributors.
Baggage checked at your home or
hotel and placed in the right state
room or sealed compartment. No
waiting at the dock. no uncertainty.
(Tnion-Pacific Transfer Co, phone S..
If you need clothing, get some Of
KerTs big sale. Full value in all
lines.
Give the thirsty man a drink of
Coca-Cola. and he'll prize his thirst
very highly, whenever he is within
reach of a good, cool glass of the
beverage. Hawaiian Soda Works,
phone sic.
Wage-earners, read Morgan's ads
this morning.
If you have suffered from too much
heat in the kitchen, try a gas stove.
The heat is in the oven, not in the
room, and it coolS when the meal is
cooked See the Honolulu Gas Co.,
Ltd. about having a gas stove in
stalled.
There never were such bargains as
Kerr is offering in the Rosenberg sale
of clothing, underwear, shirts and
hats.
At Silva's Toggery the well-dressed
man will find his ideal in neckwear and
hosiery Prettier patterns have not
been seen here in many a day, and
for low shoes they are particularly at
tractive The prices seem to be as
cheap as the quality is good.
Now for the summer complaints be
PREPARED We have for your family
medicine chest Gautinard's Cognac "a
medicinal brandv) Blackberry Brandy
tfor bowel troubles) and Gihson's Pure
Rye WHISKY can absolute necessity in
the family. Lewis & Co, Ltd. family
-,Nines and liquors, 169 King street; tel
sphone 240 Order from Us and you'll
get pure goods.
Shop early today. We close at p.
m. Sachs Co.
Kerr's store is a bargain counter for
men. Sale continues this week.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-13
KALIHI ATHLETES
TO HAVE CONCERT

The Kalihi Athletics will entertain
the public at a grand moonlight con-
cert to be given this evening at s
O'Clock. in the new KaEihi-waena hall.
on Kamehameha " road. a good
program has been arranged and sew
eral well known singers and players
will be present TO take part. There will
no doubt be crowded house as the
sale of tickets has been very large.
The concert viii commence at s O'Clock
sharp.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-13
THE COMMON SENTIMENT.

June II. 1905
Editor Advertiser: Ny sentiments
are heartily in accord with your edi-
torial relative to giving the poor at
home the opportunity OF SECURING work
on the naval establishment Accept my
congratulation.
"KOKUA.'f
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SHOP EARLY
Today
WE CLOSE AT 1 P NJ.
WE CLOSE AT L P. NJ.

Only a half DAY to do whole day S
business in.
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$25 Reward

Will be paid by the HAWAIIAN GA
ZETTE CO., LTD. for the arrest and
conviction of any person found stealing
teopies of the Advertiser from ad-
dresses Of subscribers.
c. S. CRANE,
Manager.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-23
AERIAL ARTISTS ARE
SECURED BY SHRINERS

The local Shriners are showing wis
tom in including in their program for
the sircus exhibitions for charity to be
given at Prayer park, the week OF
April 6, by securing a number of sem
sational midair acts which the time
honored traditions of the sawdust
arena demand. Chief among the vol
unteers for the Shriners' week will be
the five Siegrist Neopolitans, consist
ing of three gentlemen (Charles, Toto
and Poly) and two ladies (Myra and
Ethel Siegrist).
For the past eleven seasons these
aerial athletes have performed with
the Barnum & Bailey greatest show
on earth, both in this country and
Europe. The troupe has just completed
a tour and was to have Joined the
Sells-Floto shows next month. but
hearing of the Shriners projected
charity sircus, Manager Charles Sic
grist wired that he and his troupe
would voluntarily come out immediate
ly and aid in making the show an as
srred success.
This is but one among the vast num-
her of sensational acts that will be seen
with the Shriners' sircus.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-03-23
MISSION IN CATHEDRAL
PARISH IS CONCLUDED
Bishop conaty Administers Rite of
Confirmation to Class of Eighty
seven Adult Converts.
PapaI Benediction

The most successful mission held in
the cathedral parish of St. Vibiana
closed last night with papal benedic-
ton by Bishop Conaty. The mission of
two weeks has been conducted by
Fathers McKeough and O'Malley, two
prominent Jesuit missionaries. Fifteen
hundred people have attended nightly
to hear these prominent priests dis
course on timely topics.
Yesterday morning solemn mass was
celebrated by Father Brady and Father
McKeogh delivered sermon on "Char-
ity."
Yesterday afternoon Bishop Conaty
administered the rite of confirmation
to a class of eighty-seven adult con-
verts. The bishop congratulated the
people for having of their own volition
accepted the Catholic church. He ex-
planned the influences of the church
and the ceremonies.
Last night there was a sermon by
Father O'Malley on Perseverance"
Bishop Conaty closed the mission with
an address and gave the papal bene-
diction.
Fathers McKeogh and O'Malley will
leave this afternoon for Oakland, where
they will open mission next Sunday
at the Church of ST. Francis de Sales.
They will hold missions in the morn
ing until the first of next year. They
have held missions extending over
twenty months in the northern part
of California.