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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

Owensboro Saturday Night is a
bright, newsy. gossipy paper the first
issue of which reached our desk to-
day. II is published and edited by
ID. l.. Merritt and C. L. Shuart, well
known newspaper men. Mr. Merritt
made many acquaintances in Padu-
cab when he was sent here to assist
for short time with Mr.. Woodson's
property in Paducah.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03
FREE TRANSPORTATION 10 rNDU-
0AII ~ mAII. or MATI.H.

The iadnrnh Rebate Association,
comprising the i.Hdlnr merchants ~
the city, viii r'rnd the round trip
fare OF any .roaidcut who has
purchased Eo"d fHr cash from the
lnnrnhnnla MIII.. NAMI.a AIIEAE
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

WHILE YOU ARE IN PADucAH as
you yourself could possibly be.
While the object and purpose OF this
Association D., primarily. to induce YOU
90 trade In luducah hy paying your
fare. a. a. not with the sole purpose
of present rrnfit The purposs Of
the Association Is largely To protect
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

The refunding OF fares Is but one
means to these ends. IL Ia no way
Affects the price you lay for the
goods
In fact, the merchant does not know
your fare Is TO be refunded until Az
TER YOU HAVE MADE YOUR pIfR-
ANY nfrsf.u anywhere who
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03
Mr. Bryan is a fine man.

Scratch a scholar and you'n find a
barbarian. ~
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

without rsd
Nntf ~ n
plotcd your
viii make
.IAls TffAI
your trudiup
Iynur Relate
visit. tell q
amount In
purchase en-
with the a
.turs and 3
'of the poin
by the ner
jug b. finis
las indicated
HuaitGu 10
with IN. I e.
should the \
.ffr acting
prepared 20
riiae sinlpl
directly In
have the r
to the sales
on the from
Gated, or.
To ~ - W.
cisely as y,
presenting 8
incnt, sign
filulities Of
tempting fr
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03
you DON'T HAVE TO WAIT

Every dose makes you feeibetter. Lsz-Po
keeps your whole insides right sold on the
money back plan everywhere. Price 10 cents.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03
Hurrah for BIZ! Knew he'd win

A man told us his plans the other
day and we asked him when he is
going to die. He said he didn't
know.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

The same force that moves ton
along q highway viii pull a thirty
two ton camal boat
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03
Daily Thought.

The greatest truths are the sim
plest; so likewise are the greatest
men.-Helps.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

Houser precincts in the county ran
out of ballots before 3 o'clock.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

The people will rule. anyway it
goes.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

is decciving you-cfther Intentionally
or through Ignorance or the Facts
and usually To further his personal
Interest al your expense. But OF
even greater Importance to the out-or-
town buyer than a free ride TO Padu-
cab Is the privilege of seeing what he
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03
MEMBERS

| The fare
ITOTAf. pun.
spend 5000
another. unt
third, and
| IN no eve
'of your &C
foe funded.
Toe more tina
| TAI FNrR1
/ In the fc
Iround trip
because OF
TtffAI. trad
tai ENTRi
keep an III
hume
L. Mr.. miller.
he this The
t-72D stewart
II particulars
Itnd SPECIAL
Il n you can.
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Itii. II has
terrible
! Cashier. Il
ton Street Z
80 fuii Part
days
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/ ES in your
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| les In your
4 of the To-
lsun so paid
tTUAL kOUf
INT VIII any
sNili be paid
higher price
Intentionally
- 49,
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03
NOTICE To PROPERTY owNKRs

There Will be an insnoetiou OF the
grading and graveling work done by
Contractor Yancy. OF the alley be-
tween Jefferson and Monroe. running
from 18th TO 18th streets at $3.50
O'Clock on Thursday afternoon, Nov
ember .. 1908. and Immediately after
ter on Inspection viii also b. made or
the alloy between Jones & Tennessee
Tor SmNhlsnd avenuel between 10th
and 18th streets I'm Wor'on's add
ton. on the same day and date. The
abuttlng property owners are notified
accord uuiV
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

buys before paylng Tor n, andeof trad
ing with mofoharts Of Known respon-
sibillty.
II may be Of Interest 70 you 20 know
whether you be merchant In TINS mar
ket or retail buyer, that every member
Of this Association is - much inter-
ested In protecting your interests
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

Tho reputation bf the city as a tradi1g
center; 20 increase rs permanent
trade, 10 cultivate the friendship and
good opinion Of good people every
where; TO so treat the visitor that he
VIII come again; and In all proper
ways 20 advance the interests OF the
Association and It's patrons.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

BOARD or PUBLIC WORKS.
By l.. =. kolb Secretary.
/. A. Washington. City Engineer.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-11-03

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my speakinil
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buys before 4
ing with mel
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Arizona republican., 1908-03-08
Little James
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Concerning the Willingness of Col. Bryan to Surrender the Democratic Standard)
 l was Reedin' by tn Papers at Wilyum J. O'Brine sez at he don't care nuthin' about bein' Presidenshle Can dydate. He sez at all he wants to see some good man Nommynated at can meet his Approvle. He don't care who he is just sos at he'd make a good President. Mister OBrine sez sez he: If I could Find tn Right Kind of a man fer tn Nommynee I'd be glad to Resine fun tn Perpetule Candydacy fer I'm gettin Merry or bein' tn Standerd Barer, 365 days out of tn Yeer fer F Yeers."
 They was some other Demmycrats at sez they's d gettin' Very Too an they ast Mister C'Brine an sez: You been Peerlous Leeder fer so long a. you need a Rest. We donit like to work you to Deth -Continyous. How'd it be, if We could find Somebody Else ?'' Mister o'Brine he sez it'd be All Rite if they can get a Sootable Man They sez How about Judson Harmon?" Mir. O'Brine he sez Hes All Rite Persnally. Tn only thing I got Agin him is at some Demmycrats d be fer him at Wuddent be fer me I cant Afoard to Reckonnize my Enmies that away
 Tn Demmycrats, they named a long List of other Perspective Candydates an Mister O'Brine he sez: 'I don't see Nuthin' Wrong with 'em at Firsr Giants but before I Srender my Candy dacy I must look into their Afiliashuns.
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08

New Jersey now becomes one of us" to the new tunnel. That is glory enough for anybody. in the mind of New Yorker
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08
PHOENIX ARIZ. MARCH s. 1908.
RUEFS AFFIDAVIT.

Abe Ruef uncorroborated is un- worthy of belief. but his sensational affidavit filed on Friday against the prosecution Of the San Francisco brib- cry graft cases is strongly supported by circumstances. It had become plain that the prosecution was mainly directed not against Schmitz and Ruef but that through them it was aimed at the officials Of the United Railroads company who. if guilty of the bribery charged. were not guilty of having wronged the people Of San Francisco but Of having secured at great expense and in an illegal manner. because they had to deal with a corrupt board. what the people of San Francisco wanted them to have.
 Ruef says that the prosecution broke its immunity contract with him be- cause he refused to commit perjury to convict Ford and Calhoun and because he refused to supply false evidence against Hartman and Herrin.
 The circumstances as all will recall. are that the break between Ruef and the prosecution began in the first Ford trial and eliminated in the second. Heney at the time stated that Ruef demanded full immunity when he had already been promised immunity from prosecution under the remaining in dictments. Yet we have the testimony of two eminent Jewish rabbis who are worthy of belief that of their own knowledge Ruef had been promised full immunity before his plea of guilty was entered.
 We do know, too, that after the de- cision of the appellate court. Langdon signified his willingness to grant full immunity and that only Judge Dunne stood in the way To what extent Judge Dunne was cognizant of the immunity arrangement will probably be disclosed in the proceedings lately instituted by Ruef. The disclosure is, however. likely to scandalize the pros- ecuticn- and bring it into disrepute as a reform movement
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08

If l find at they's got any Strenth among tn Conservatifs, l must Decline 10 put th' Demmycratic Party into their Hans. I see here tn Name of Jorge Gray. He won't do atall fer he'd get tn Vote of tn Gold Demmycrats. We don't want no Semented Party fer tn Crack d always show an It'd be Libel to Brake any Time. IL wuddent never Stand sich Strane as I'd be an won't be done bein' Candydate fer some Yeers Hents.
 "I notis here tn name of Senter Danyel of Virginny. He's got his Nerve with him. awantin' to be Pres dent when it haint been hardly Fifty Yeers yit sence tn South was up in Orms agin tn Guverment. It won't do to Bridge tn Buddy Cazzum with T Presdenshle Candydate fun tn South yet awhile. If Danyel was 'Lected President, no Dout we'd have Slavery Agin an wed haf to Fite tn Sivil Wor all over agin.''
 How'd Guvner Jonson of Minnny- sbty Soot you?" Mister O'Brine was asst He Stands fer Evrything you do. An all tn Demmycrats ats fer you d be fer Him. Whats tn matter with Jon Jonson?"
 Tn Trubblc with Jon Jonson. seZ Mister OBrine is at he's too Strong When he was Rrnnin' fer Guvner. hC got a good many more Votes in Min nysoty n l did. which shows at he had tn Support of a lot of Foxes at we want to Steer Cleer of. We don't want an Candydate ats Libel to get tn Votes of any body 'cept whats Pure an Ondefiled. We better go down to Defect n to Obtane Suxess by tn Ade of tn Wicked. That's whats tn Matter with Jon Jonson."
 The Demmycrats they sez to Mister O'Brine: As we Understand it you don't want any Candydate 'at'd Pole more Votes n you Would; an at you don't want to Subjeck tn Demmycrat Party to tn Danger of Dyin' of Hart Decease fun Sprize over 'lectin' a President
 Well" sez Mister O'Brine. that's Wun way of Lookin' at it."
 LITTLE JAMES.
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08

If there were such a provision in the Phoenix, ordinance relating to the closing of saloons. considerable part Of the population. not all of it or even half of 1t of course. would put in the Sabbath day travelling. six miles or sixty Y that -ere necessar,'.
 Such an arrangement would add zest to the livery business and enable many residents of Phoenix to see much of tho beauties and delights of the valley within a radius of three miles of the city limits. three out and as many back. The record of cyclOmeter or a pedometer or any other device in- dicating distance travelled. we presume would entitle the traveller to the need ed refreshment
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08
COMMON SENSE

Leads most intelligent people to use czly nedaines of known composition. 3hecU fore (t is tha& Dr. Pierce's medicines, the makeNs{of wHich print evesS ingredient entering h3o khem upon the bottle wrap , pers and attest it's Correctness under oath, are daily grS|ing in favor. The com. position of Dtl Pierce's medicines Is open to everybody,NDr. Pierce being desIrons sf having the searCh. llght of inyestIga. Eon turned fully upon his formulR, belnR confident -that Inc befter the coml Illon G these medlclnes IS known the more will i6elr .great cIrafiYe merits be recog: nized, Being wholly made of The active medicinal principles extracted from na- tive forest roots, by exact processes original with Dr. Pierce, and without the uss of drop of alcohol, triple-reHned and chemically pure glycerine being used in. stead ln extracting and preserving the curative virtues residing in the roots employed, these medicines are entirely free from the objection of doing harm by creating an appetite for either al- coholc beverages or habit forming drugs. Examine the formula on thelr bottle wrappers-the same as sworn to by Dr. Pierce, and you win find that his sGolden Medical Discovery the great. blood purifier. stomach tonic and bowel regulator--the medicine which, while not recommended ts cure consumption in It's advanced stages (no medicine will do that) yet does cure all those catarrhal condl> tons of head and throat, weak stomach, torpid liver and bronchial bles, weak lungs and hang-on-coughs, which, if neR> lected or badly treated lead up to and finally terminate in consumption.
 Take the 'Golden Medical Discovery. [. sa time and it is not likely to disappoint you If only you give 1t thorough and fdir trial.i Don't expect miracles. Ii won't do supernatural things. You must exercise your patience and perseyere in It's use for reasonable length of time 10 get It's full benefits. The ingredients of which Dr. Plerce's medicines are composed have the unqualified endorsement of scores of medical leaders-better than any amount q lay, or non-professional. testimonials. They are not given away to be eKperi- mented with but are sold by all dealers b medicines at reasonable prices
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08
THE GENESIS OF COLDS.

In this climate, in the winter months the subject of colds is something in which nearly everyone is pretty cer tain to feel an acute personal inter est, for reasons, to paraphrase a com mon expression. too obvious 10 men tion For colds, like the rain. fall alike oh the just and the unjust
 Nearly every popular theory as to the origin and treatment of colds is ridi- culed by a medical authority on the subject in an article in a current peri odfcal Drafts do not produce colds he declares, and he goes so far as to add that a draft is a friend instead of an enemy. Nor is the malady caused by exposure to cold. On the contrary, pure, fresh, cold air is its best cure, and foul air and overcrowding its chief causes.
 Neither colds nor pneumonia are known in the frozen north he states. except as they are introduced by civil lized visitors. Arctic explorers never have so much as a sneeze or a sore throat while in the Arctic circle. even though exposed to storms and com pelled to sleep in the open. while with in a week after their return to civil lization they frequently catch furious colds.
 The best preventive of colds Is to sleep on a porch. or in a room with windows open on two sides. Supple ment this with a generous circulation of fresh air in ones place of business during the day. take a cold bath daily and plenty of exercise, and one will be immune from colds in any climate. The human system is full of poisonous germs which can best be shed. to speak colloquially. by fresh air and pure cold water The lungs are great garbage burners, says the doctor, and will keep the system free from disease if they have the right kind of fuel.
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08

A quail a day. so poets say.
 Is -Ot so hard. A chunk of verse is really worse. Declares q hard.
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08
100000 TREES AND PLANTS AT WAGNER'S NURSERY.
100000

Umbrella trees. .... 2lkc each and up Ash trees. s..............1c each and up Mulberry trees. Sc each and up Rose bushes. Sc each and up Fruit trees. 200 each and up Ornamental Fan and Date Palms.
 .................... Sc each and up varieties Hedge plants. Sc each up Grapes. .............5c each and up
 My fruit trees have been inspected by proper authority. It will pay you to come and see me at the nursery, ' of mile south of Eastlake park, R. F. D. No. l.
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08
IIoUOR ON SUNDAY.

One of the provisions of the new liquor licensing bill introduced in par a summary published in the New York Tribune. Tt is set forth that only per sons who have traveled six miles shall be able to obtain liquor during the closed hours of Sunday" Phis is evil dently a device intended to define the terms under which li.uor may be ob- tainod Dy hotel guests. substitute for what is known as the Raines law sandwich in New. York.
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08

A St. Louis woman has recovered a judgment of s5O1 against man who called her an "old hen" If every wo- man who has been called that were awarded similar Judgment on the same grounds most of the money in this country would be in the hands of a comparatively few estimable but en- ergetic ladies who are striving in one way or another for the betterment of the human race.
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08

Mir. Hearst stated in an interview in Chicago that he did not regard Gov ernor Hughes as a very strong presi- dential candidate Mir Hearst did not regard him as a very strong candidate for governor, either, but he revised his opinion after election.
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08

Hon. Nicholas Longworth complains sidered the Baby Mckee" of this ad- ministration. It was inevitable when MT. Longworth became related to the presidents family that the nation would regard him as sort of White Household pet
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08

Some sociological student ought to endeavor to find out how it happened that Pittsburg came to be the home of both the Thaw family and the Hartjes. though it must be said, in justice to the Thaws, that the darkest pages in their record seem almost white beside the Hartie scandal.
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08
PRoFE esIoKaL
ENGINEERS AND merALLuReIsrs

Q. A. King, Asssyer x Metallurgist, Mining Milling Smelling and Irrigation Machinery IS V. Second Ave. Phoenix. Ariz
Arizona republican., 1908-03-08
nRressman Slavlan

Congressman Slayden. of Texas, wants the government to give every citizen a pension. While he is about 1t the congressman should insist that all taxes be abolished also. Then it would be all income and no outgo.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-01
Power az pIants.'

Farmers are well acquainted with
the fact that the roots OF trees will
disrupt and sometimes overturn a
stone wall, but the lifting power Of
tender vegetables is equally surprising.
The one result which has perhaps
attracted the greatest attention is the
discovery that a weight Of two and a
half tons can be lifted by the common
pumpkin In the course Of its develop
ment.
DR.. Carpenter relates the story Of
paving stone weighing elghty-three
pounds that was raised from its bed
(when joined by others on all four
sides) by such soft piece of fungi as
the common mushroom And still an
other and more remarkable story is
added to the above.
A man had cask of sweet wine and
placed 1t in an empty cellar to mature.
When examined several years later 1t
had risen from the floor of the cellar
to the ceiling. having been borne up
ward upon the tender shoots of a vine
fungus with which the cellar was
flled.-London Home Notes.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-01

The tradesman had rendered his bill.
waited a month and then wrote:
"Please, SIR. want my bill"
Back came the bill with these words:
Certainly; here It is"
The bill was returned, and in a
month the tradesman again wrote:
Kindly send me the amount Of my
BILL"
And the answer came promptly and
politely:
Certainly; It is $1O4.26."
The third month the tradesman again
wrote:
"Will You send me a check for the
amount OF my bin"
The answer came. with a blank. un.
signed check:
Certainly; here Is the check. have
kept the amount OF your bill"
The fourth month the tradesman
wrote:
II want my bin paid"
And the answer came back, $50
do l."
Then the tradesman gave 1t up.--La-
dies Home Journal
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-01
A Picture Of Your Voice.

To take picture of your voice It Is
only necessary to tie a sheet of thin.
strong paper over the wide end Of a
tin trumpet. Hold 1t with the sheet of
paper upward, take thin pinch of
fine sand and place 1t In the center of
the paper, hold the trumpet vertically
above your face and sing a note into
the lower end Do not blow, but sing
the note Lower the trumpet carefully
and look at the sand. You will find
that the vibrations Of your voice have
scattered the pinch of sand into a
beautiful sound picture, Every note
In the musical scale will produce a
different picture, so you may produce a
great variety Of them. Some OF these
pictures look like pansies, roses and
other flowers; some look like snakes
and others like flying birds. In fact.
there Is no limit to the variation.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-01
ATho Good Old psvs.~

How lines have changed. When we
were young, people had bad colds,
soaked their feet In hos water and got
wen. Now they have grip. take quinine
and feel sick all over. Then they had
sore throat, wrapped a piece Of fat
pork in an old sock. tied it around the
neck at night and went to work the
next morning. Now they have ton.
silitis, a surgical operation and two
weeks In the house. Then they had
stomach ache and took castor oil and
recovered, Now they have appended
tbs, week in the hospital and six feet
due east and west and six feet perpen.
dicular. They worked then; they labor
now. In those days they wore under
clothes; now they wear lingerie. Then
they went to restaurant; now they
go to cafe. Then they broke a leg;
now they fracture a limb. People went
crazy then; they have a brain storm
now Politicians then paid good hard
cash for support; now they send gov.
eminent garden seeds. Yes, times
have changed, and we all change With
the times. That's progression.-AnciI
Hatten in Westphalia (zan.) Times.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-09-01
LITERARY HERESY7
Are chaueer, Spenser, Milton, Byron
and Shakespeare Rores2

Are chaueer, spenser, Milton, Byron
and Shakespeare 5ores2
1--WE had the notion OF doing some
thing of the kind" the Easy Chair
confessed when requested to furnish
list of the hundred best authors,
"but we could not think Of more than
ten or dozen really first rate au-
thors, and II we had begun to com
pile a list Of the best authors we
should have had to leave out most of
their works. Nearly ali the classics
would have gone by the board What
havoc we should have made with the
British poets! The Elizabethan dram
atists would mostly have fallen under
the ban of our negation to a play If
not to man. Chaucer. but for a few
poems, Is impossible; Sponsors poetry
Is generally duller than presidential
messages; Milton is a trial Of the spirit
in three-fourths Of his verse; Wads-
worth is only not so bad as Byron,
who thought him so much worse;
Shakespeare himself when he is rever.
emily supposed not to be Shakespeare
Is reading the martyrs; Dante's science
and politics outweigh his poetry a
thousandfold. and so on through the
whole catalogue. - William Dean How
ellis In Harper's Magazine.