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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14
TIME TO MAKE PLANS.
Proposals for Program of arrangement for the Big Ame
ricdn Fleet.

definite knowledge of when the big fleet is
here the committee arrangements has basis Tor work. and
suggestions order of plans by of assistance the
mttee The Star prints today communication containing sug
geson possibly considerable value and will be glad give pub
lcy other communications offering ideas The matter
which everyone Interested 1t will deeply affect the welfare of
Honolulu every citizen should try to aid 1t will be the duty of
those charge adopt programme from the plans that will
proposed unite such efforts decided be worth
while The proposal today that efforts made gun practice
here is be questioned all if practicable 1t contains
great possibilities
The Star still inclined think that special entertainment of
fifteen twenty thousand sailors proposition Honolulu
y undertake and that patriotic pride and interest the fleet
best be shown by elaborate embazonng of welcomes decoration and
unaona form of reception that forces itself constantly upon
the notice of ALL and is very expensive though to do properly
would involve small The city however, less
pense than special entertainment would COST be made spectacle the
visitors would forget. i|oj
AS the time is Short is necessary to decide what Honolulu
wants to do possible and then if programme involves
appeal to Westinghouse would request for target practice,
for eXampwe with Delegate Kuo and others
The fleet not in hurry and appeal from here will be listened
to- for it recognized valued feature of the great tour that
the visit of the fleet to Hawaii and the Philippines will have good
educational effect stirring American patriotism among the people of
both places l." - ~ %Tw
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14
WHAT ANDREWS CHARGES.

The full text OF impeachment of Judge Whitley by Lorrin
that Andrews understanding of the why
he renewed attack by the judge simply An
drews dissolve his partnership with Brooks In fact An
drews charge that Whitley decided to ruin him merely because OF
the refusal to part Brooks The following paragraph of the
impeachment this feature of the and also to
very strongly that the effort dbar Andrews gross
abuse of power:
R Wiley United
China while acting that capacity guilty OF NAL and
that Lorin Andrews refusing to ac
partnership with M
reputable counselor at law of the consular
said Wf acting such judge OF the United
for China did personally commence proceedings before
Andrews the pretend
California in an amdavi filed
appeals prior of the said
application writ of habeas the
of which said Price wronguy charged
convicted by said Wiley sit
without jury and in which case said Wiley had
appeal.
United States court for China and
affidavit its face shows that the charge per-
jury said Wiley without foundation.
dsbarment proceedings were unawfuy and cor
pose preventing Andrews from practcng in the
United States court for China and were false fraudulent and
and fact intended to ruin said Andrews in business and
Andrews) had dissolve MS
with said Brooks
meaning behind all this is that Brooks counsel for
many with quotations has sinister
meaning in Standardization Judge Whitley started drive out OF
And the Judge be position to state that
these persons shall counsel in his COURT
which repetition Of the remark that the United States
in Shanghai with peculiar discretionary pow
least allows peculiar exercise OF such powers Inc bar
Honolulu perfectly well that Andrews is entitled to GER
tfcae to practice His of credits under examination
license which attorney of his and experience should
have been subjected ALL apparently controlled not by
the ability he showed answering questions but by the desire OF
Wiley to strike at partner the examination
a scandaous abuse of judicial power
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14
IN DEMAND.

Il hear you have a new automobile
old man, said the motor-car fiend.
What does it look like?"
'Well, to tell you the truth" replied
the amateur motorist, lit is as ugly as
a steam roller, makes as much noise as
traction engine, knocks over as many
people as a freight engine and raises
as much dust as a street-sweeping
machine"
The motor-car fiend was wild with
enthusiasm.
you don't say!" he blurted eagerly
Tell me where 1 can buy the same
make and I'll give you my old machine
as a present"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14

A man isn't as anxious to be right as
he is to have others think that he is
right.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14

Ever notice that the compliments
some people hand you always leave a
bitter taste?
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14

All things come to him who waits
even the almshouse and potter's field.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14

Occasionally a detective tries to dis
guise his breath with Glove.
A man usually aims at a human
target when he shoots off his mouth.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14

Occasionally full beared man tells
bare-faced lie.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14
Tales Worth Telling : !:
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A VAIN APPEAL.

John Hunter was a negro given to
chastising his wife.
You, john" said a neighbor one
day, Susanna say, eff you don't quit
beatin her she kwine to de Freedman
Bureau"
"She do, do she?" he replied with
scorn. Nov, femme tell yer, wunst
an fer all! Susanna am my wife! An
so long as she go bout her bizness
gwine left her lone. But wen she git
tel cuttin' up gwine ter beat her, an
Their amt no bureau nor no sidebode
nor no chist of drors what kin hol' me
back"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14
PROSAIC PA.

Katherine" called the old gentle
man from the top of the stairway, ARE
you still telling that young man gouu
night in the Vestibue?"
Eyes, pa" called back the fond
daughter.
well, don't you know you are vast
ing the light?"
'iOh, what's the difference. 1t is
love that makes the world go round D.
Eyes, and it also makes the gas
meter go round"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Most people gladly take advice from
a stranger.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14

portrait painter. why, monsieur,
remember when patrons were packed
in that little room like sardines, wait
ing to have their portraits painted"
Like sardines? echoed the man
from Montana. ooh, I see. Waiting
to be done in oil, eh?"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14

"Beezness!" boosted the ParIsian
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14
The Kcna Ophanage exposure suggests that such institutions
be subjected to more constant inspection and supervision

Just when Japanese steamship company putting
thousands of dollars into steamers enable drive American
steamers from the Pacific by competition they Hawaii
rises to ask Congress help the Japanese by allowing
business between here and San Francisco Our lack Of sufficient
OF should be used as an argument for ship subsidy
and net for helping foreign companies allowing them to compete
where they cannot compete
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14
THE DYsPEPT1C PHILOSOPHER.

Opportunities generally grow where
it is most dangerous to look for them.
A woman is a paradox. 1t is when
she is fair that she takes the men by
storm.
The fellow who has too much to
say always succeeds in saying it.
The Sunday dinner demonstrates
that the better the day the better
the feed.
We can't all be stars, but that is no
reason why we should be clouds.
A pretty girl always inspires more
envy than a clever one.
Sometimes an exploded theory
doesn't even wake up the theorist.
Marriage is the surest cure for fiat
terry.
Many fellow who isn't a prestidi-
gitator turns day into night.
An expert is man who is able to
impress us with how little we know.
The philanthropy of some men con-
sists of willingness to pass the hat.
1t is not until a man becomes we'd
ded to his art that he feels he can
neglect it.
Many man puts his property in
his wife's name, including his happi-
ness.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Most people gladly take advice from
stranger.
Occasionally full beared man tells
bare-faced lie.
Occasionally a detective tries to dis
guise his breath with a Glove.
A man usually aims at a human
target when he shoots off his mouth.
All things come to him who waits
even the almshouse and potter's field.
|
A man isn't as anxious to be right as
he is to have others think that he is
right.
Ever notice that the compliments
some people hand you always leave a
bitter taste?
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-03-14
HEARD AT THE DRAMA.

Mrs. Ryetop-"John, how Auen time
elapses between the second and third
acts"
Mr. Ryetop-"The programme says
six months, Marie"
Mrs. Ryetop (aghast)-"Six months,
John? Lands, we can't wait! Why,
them buckwheat cakes left to riz will
have gone clear through the roof by
that time"
SIMILARITY.
IRaaznnesIM hnnctnd thn DnrLcinI,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1908-11-24
BASKETBALL NOW
CLAIMS ATTENTION
UNlIVER sITY WILL BE WELL
REPRESENTED As PROS.
Poets ARE BRIGHT FOR
a FAST, TEAM.

Grand Forks, NJ. D., Nov. 24.-Bas-
ketball is now in fun swing at the
university, with the organization of
the inter- department teams. The
first team squad composed OF about a
dozen men. Is hard at work every day
under the leadership OF Captain Net
cher and the university viii be well
represented this year, although as fast
a team as that OF last year can hardly
be hoped for. In Doc 'o'Keefe, the
team has forward VINO as a basket
shooter was the peer OF any in the
northwest, and in Al Farnham a guard
who could play forward IL necessary,
shoot baskets as well as the forwards
and was the hardest man on the team
to cover.
The veterans OF the team this year
are Captain Netcher, forward, Otto
Sorenson, center, and Norris Nelson.
guard. Everyone of these men is a
hard worker and will form the nuclei
US OF a great team. Among the men
trying for the team are many who
have plenty Of speed and need only
the experience to become first class
basketball players. Some OF the likeIv
candidates are Richardson, who play
ed last year on the second Minnesota
team, Ed Conmy. Bernhard Sandlie,
kemerer, Sad, as well as a number OF
others. ~ -
Games with the Valley City normal
have already been arranged and II
is probable that the Mayville normal
and Fargo college teams will be met.
A game will also be arranged with the
University OF Manitoba.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1908-11-24
FARGO COLLEGE
BOYS BANQUETTED
PROFESSOR GEORGE is CHIEF
tsPtRlT. IN AsFEED AND REcEP.
TON FOR THE <FooTBALL Aa.
IRRIGATION OF THE COLLEGE
ON THE HILL.

AT a receptionsin Stones Music hall
last night, gotten up by Mr.. George
of the. Fargo Conservatory of Music,
the members ofathe Fargo college foot
ball team were banquetted After
the epicurean treat-there was a social
session In which short addresses were
made, .Messrs u Headland, Grogan
Pritchard, GSlingsby, George, Pollock,
two of ''em, Beard and Hanna,
Due tribute was paid the coach and
the team by the other speakers. The
players gave proper recognition to
Coach Grogan and he to the members
of his team. The affair was fitting
climax to the seasons work and thor
oughly appropriate. :.
About forty guests were in attend
ance. and last nights reception sets
the pace for future events OF this ma
ture and means an Increased interest
in athletics at. Fargo college.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1908-11-24
NO MORE OF BURNS
VIII Never Fight in America AGAIN,
He Writes to His Brother.
in Law. @E@

According to letter received by
Larry Heating of Oakland, a brother
tn-law of Tommy Burns, America has
seen the last OF the Caribou champion.
In writing to Heating, Burns paws a
glowing tribute to the land of the
Southern Cross. and says he viii make
1t his home.
Il don't think will ever go bact n
America, :" writes Burns. land N do
1t will be only for visit. This conn
try has improved my wife's health, and
think Twill settle here. am in right
from the governor general down. and
the people of this country are the
grandest sports in the world.'p r,6
Burns is hunting in Kosciusko. a
mountainous country about 400 miles
from Sydney In his party are his
wife, his sparring partner, Pat O'Keefe.
and Promoter Mcintosh, who arranged
the Johnson Burns fight. Burns saws
Mcintosh has. plenty of money and that
he will make the fight pay. ..-...
johnson doesn't need to worry I"
says Tommy, "for the purse money il
up in the Office or the Sydney referee
and Is safe. Jack is getting $4,000 for
his end, win or lose, and $500 for his
end ofsthe moving pictures, He also
gets three round trip tickets from
London, =
II seems likely that Burns will quit
the ring without giving any of the
American heavies, except johnson. a
whack at him. Perhaps Tommy feels
that he would not prosper In this coun-
try. and as he has plenty OF money
now 1t is good time for him to re-
linquish his title. Says Burns:
This is the last fight I will ever
make, and win or lose with johnson
VIII retire. My wife has pleaded with
me to do this, and I am going to grant
her wish. / will never fight again after
the Johnson fight, ande that goes. I
feel that ] ought to stop anyhow while
] am young and full Of vim. / intend
to go In business here after the big
Tight, II can see a good opening, and
there are plenty of them here. have
enough money to keep us the rest of
our lives. and that Is all I want"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1908-11-24
new RONORS FOR BAT
lightweight Champion ls Now Captain
Of Industry-ls Also a
Literary Gent.

Battling Nelson has too much on
hand to pay much attention to fighting
for a while. Not that Bat" has any
intention Of retiring from the ring.
Bless you, no. Says the lightweight
champion: Il don't expect to fight
again for several months. l worked
hard to get to the top. and those who
are after my title can do the same.
After turn my book over to the pub
fishers expect to go west again, I'm
putting up twenty-f five houses out at
Hegewisch and that's why / am going
out there now. There's considerable
detail and bookkeeping to be looked
after, and your uncle Bat isn't letting
anybody trim him. When / get thase
houses finished I'll have an income of
about $1,000 a month from them and
my other real estate there. They'll
never need to get up any benefits for
me when my fighting days are over.
Say, I've learned enough about the
publishing business in the last few
days to go into it myself. My book is
going to be good seller. / am having
so many illustrations made that I'll
nave 10 cut uOWH II1S Size Oh the cuts
and bunch several of them on a page.
am putting in some interesting dope,
too; stuff from the inside that has
never been printed before. have a
ranch out In New Mexico which needs
improving. My brother has big place
adjoining ana we expect to build a
couple of good houses this winter.
Building is business that I have
learned good deal about. too. Then
/ have some property in California,
which d. Rockefeller might want They
have struck oil on the place, and 1t
looks like big thing Besides this I
have big vineyard out there. Per-
sonalIy have no use for the juice of
the grape, but there Is money in 1t.
Now, do you bame me for putting In
my time this winter on these PROPOSE
tons? Lot of the fellows who want
to fight me wouldn't draw enough to
make 1t worth my while to waste my
time by going into training. When
one OF them can show me that he has
put all the other contenders away ana
is entitled to go at me, he can have
It,"
y. Small blame to the Dane; why
should he neglect his property interests
simply to give some husky and hungry
guy a chance to take his championship
pie away from him?
NJ. -
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1908-11-24
WEST CANADA LEAGUE
President Lamb Of Northern See.
81 League of Teams West of Winni-
pes-Battina sAveraaes.

JIM Lamb, president OF the North
ern baseball league, has Just returned
to Winnipeg after seven weeks abb
sence@ in the east.ss He was on private
business. which detained him longer
than expected. SO that he was unable
TO attend the, meeting of minor league
presidents. in Chicago. ME-. Lamb
does not anticipate a baseball war,
considering the grievances of the
American association and the Eastern
league win be amicably adjusted He
doesAnot consider there is much chance
or the Northern league entering ST.
Paul and Minneapolis, and, Is Of. the
opinion that the best outlook is to-
wards western Canada 4. .sv
A Western League.
\ With the object Of ascertaining the
feasibility Of forming. an exclusively
Canadian. league Mr.. Lamb leaves
shortly on agtrip to the cities which
would probably be included In the lea
que. These are Brandon, Regina,
Calgary Edmonton, Medicine Hat,
Saskatoon and Moose Jaw. Such "a
circuit would be Of the shot string var
iety and the travelling expenses would
be heavy. but no better prospect Ii In
sight just now.
The fielding and batting averages OF
the Northern league players will be
released for qualifications by President
Lamb on Thursday.
r. 49, VI q i
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1908-11-24
NEWS OF BOXING GAME
Scrap Between Managers on Coast
i, Hurt the Game--Driseoll
Looks Like Real One,

The San Francisco boxing promoters
have done the game out there no good
BIZ. their personal quarrels /. over
match. and the managers of the boxers
have not shown themselves good BUSH
ness men by breaking word on very
fiimsy technical points. 1t seems that
Jack Gleason, Frisco promoter. had
secured Billy Papke and Stanley Ketch-
81 for Nov. rs and had gone to con-
siderable expense In arranging the de-
tails etc. He was rival to James
Coffroth. the Colma promoter, and the
latter made what the boxers and their
managers considered d better offer. IN
stead OF keeping faith with the first
club, no matter whether the money
was as much or not. they threw down
the first promoter on teehnicality
aI1d went over to Coffroth. We are not
In good position to Judge the merits
Of the case, being so far away. but ii
10 not the first time that boxers and
managers have thrown the harpoon In
to the promoters when they thought
they could gain few dollars. 1t Is too
bad that the boxing clubs have not got
an organization similar to baseball,
whereby they could punish such Of
tenders.
or the many lights scheduled for
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1908-11-24
Citation.

State of North Dakota, County, az
Cass.--In County Court, Before Hon.
A. G. Hanson, Judge. f
In the matter Of the estate of Nels
Eiefson, deceased.
Lars Olson, Administrator. Peti-
tioher, VS.. Anna Adol2hsoE. Emma
Burke, Maria Nelson, Johanna Nelson
and Kristine Elefson, Respondents
Notice and Citation, Hearing of Final
Account and Distribution of Estate.
II The State of North Dakota to the
above named respondents and all per-
sons interested in the estate of Nels
sElefson, deceased:
Il You, and each of you, are hereby
notified that the final account OF the
administrator of the estate of Nels
Elefson late of the town Of Warren
Gin the county of Cass and state of
Il North Dakota, deceased, has been
rendered to this Court, therein showing
+ that the estate OF said deceased is
ready for final settlement and dis
Stribution, and petitioning that his ac-
count be allowed, the residue of said
estate be distributed to the persons
4 thereunto entitled. his administration
closed and he be discharged: that
( A0CSNe-yb shC AOAA dcy VA DEG6EMO6T
A. d., 1908, at 10 o'clock in the fore
noon of that day. at the Court Rooms
of this Court, in the Court House, in
the city of Fargo, county of Cass and
state Of North Dakota, have been duly
appointed by this Court for the settle
ment thereof, at which time and place
any person interested in said estate
may appear and file his exceptions la
writing, to said account and petition
and contest the same.
And you the above named respond
ents. and each OF you, are hereby cited
and required then and there to be and
appear before this Court, and show
cause, il any you have. why said ac-
count shall not be allowed, the residue
or said estate distributed, the admin.
istration of said estate closed and said
administrator discharged.
Dated the 18th day Of November A..
d.. 1908.
BY the Court,
(Seal.) A. G.. Hanson.
Judge OF the County Court.
Augustus Roberts. Attorney for Adj
ministrator, Fargo, N. ID.
(Nov. 1924, Dec. 1-S.)
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1908-11-24

Thanksgiving day none will be more
interesting to the followers OF the
game than the Papke- Ketchel bout at
San Francisco and the Gardner Clabby
contest at New Orleans. Gardner and
Clabby fought a fifteen round battle
two weeks ago and the Lowell boy Sc
cured the decision, but only on account
OF Ciabby having done too much
clinching. On straight boxing Clabby
was the equal OF Gardner all through
and the coming encounter should be a
crackerjack. Gardner claims the well
terweight title, having defeated Harry
Lewis at Denver, and should Clabby
defeat Gardner the Milwaukee youth
would be a prominent figure In the
boxing world. The bout will be held
before the West Side Athletic club of
New Orleans, the best club in all the
south, and one of the best in the
country. Papke and Ketchel have met
twice before and put up wonderful
battles, and the chances are that they
win repeat. Papke is the natural favor
ite and the fans of the middle west
and east are backing him to repeat
over the husky Ketchel. What makes
the fans keep off the Ketchel end Is
the fact that stories have been sent
out repeatedly that he cannot make
the weight. The chances are that he
will make the weight or Jimmy Coff-
roth would not take the match away
from his rivals out there. Another big
Thanksgiving day contest will be be-
tween Freddie Welsh. the English
lightweight, and Abe Attell. They are
to meet at 100 pounds at 10 a. m.
Welsh will have to get very low to
make that weight and 1t is doubtful
whether he will be able to go into the
battle srong. II not Attell will outpoint
him, otherwise Welsh is liable to beat
the shifty little Hebrew.
Battling Nelson covered the football
game between Princeton and Yale last
week for New York paper and he
made very true remark when he said
that the reason the boxing game was
condemned so much was because peo-
pie do not understand the sport. Said
Bat: II have boxed over twelve years,
but never in all my experience did /
take such a beating as some of these
boys took in the football game. They
were knocked out for two minutes at
time. In boxing a man is beaten If
he remains down ten seconds. People
condemn boxing who have never seen
a match. If they had they wouId not
be so fast in condemning granu
sport. A mollycoddle cannot play foot
ball, neither cant one box. 1t take:
nerve to be a football player and it
also takes nerfe to be boxer. Foot
balg players may have better educa-
tionS thar9 @oxers, because they have
the aetnntties, butt they do not
make OcsT5r."nen. OF course, you will
find buns among the boxers, but you
will find ln3hy from the colleges. 1t
all depends on the man himself Box
ing is a sport that should be helped
along, as it does not teach wrong to
boys, as some people imagine. 1 can
say this without any selfish motive,
for have made my money and will
have few fights in the future" Nell
sons remarks are very true and they
would fit we'll at many gatherings.