The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-22
DRIFT " O0D sy PHIL H. ARMSTRONG.

And photosraph And little Cherry tree. never cut
 Tn fact the hstchet
 Was too small.
 That cherry tree
 Has made a hero
 Out of me.
 Populations
 Have been. won
 For years on what
 Men haven't done
 But still I'd have you
 I'm daddy of
 This mighty land,
 And let me tell you
 Something--hush!
 That I'm its parent
 Makes me blush. Yes makes me weep Here in my trance
 At what you call your
 High finance.
 At what you call
 Your politics,
 Where votes are bought,
 And other tricks
 There be too foul
 For me to name
 Now could you blame?
 But go ahead
 And have your fun.
 ], ] won't be there
 Ton. love dies to the divorce courts. There are sermons in stones but few If the young author wants to be sure of setting something accepted by check for years subscription. Don't tell girl you love her until you nave seen her soon in the morning "ith her rats on and her kimona on. The paramount question in Birming- nam IS not Who will be the Demo- Sr1'G Sat nomitn,esT t, but Where did you It's not the. society bud who uses tAe full bloom of youth. It's not so much a non-reallabIe bot tie that is wanted in Georgia as 1t is non-detectable one. convert high notes into bank notes, he may De said to have succeeded Some people hide their lights under 2 0Ssnei, put more make bargain day When you call unexpectedly to see 2 girl and catch her stringing beans lnoufdn wouida.t maka 0a playing the piano, you posing right then and there. At sixteen a girl wants an earl; at an early riser will do. Why is 1t the more modest a rir, ,s the more pretty fiuffy, dainty things SnsIi Sasir b bSuy and wear where they will o.a.I An early frost may kill the peach GSrop. gut the chestnut crop win -four isn as long as time lasts square meaiif if comss rSsnS Sftssn tasuss ssoSRh S2
 
 FIirt Days.
 (Air. School Days.') Flirt days, Flirt days, Dear old drummer dira days. stroiling along by the sobbing sea. or swearing loved her on bonded She was my queen in costly gown l was her -.hcwlingest swell in town And ] wrote on the sand T love you When we Were couple of nirts. 2
 ParaaoxlcaI. Tne surgeons peculiar man, For often he descends With Q most sardonic smile To ~.'cut'' his closest friends.
 Yep.
 Man wants but little
 Here below.
 For woman wants
 It all you know.
 Montgomery Advertiser. And what she wants
 The little pet--
 She usually
 Seems to get.
 st. Louis Times. Jerome has smoked all his cigarettes, the little blue dress has gone to the laundry---Montgomery Advertiser For which we return thanks.--St. Louis Times. gomsry Advertiser: ti'F0n n the ehs smaller mEnsr fish were investigated as often as the big ones. what dirty. rotten old world this would be!"--Columbia (Tenn.) Democrat. When man tells you he can do anything, just ask him round to din- ner and make him serve the turkey" Advertiser. Or ask the blessing and tell all the news.-Columbia (Tenn.) Dispatch. ''rhe woman who wears the huge pile of hair to shut off your view of the stage isn't half as much a nuisance music" says The Montgomery Adver- tiser. To which we add, with a song in his mouth, or the girl with lat on as big as per-basket.-Columbla (Tenn.) Democrat.