The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-18
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Table Talk for Bremides During the
 Breakfast--Weii, the good weather has lasted all right % far:--Let's see if morning; it never does.>-There Is pien- ty of news in the town if those news paper men would just print it.--They never print anything except what you sition.
 dropped moving the fountain when the ought to have a good Council, but I wouldn't run for it--Do you think that has anything to do with it?-Trade Is picking up now that the newspapers nas tsat rbn Ssls nowillnnsDidnt wn,,ln E tell you you CT could see why anybody would be an alderman; they. get nothing but cuss- ing-out--If could get the place with out scramble id as soon have it., bring you out. oTt Dfnner.-I tell you the women are putting the money back into circula- slon ssoand doat avs kn4w 1i they just parade fine; 1t was a sin to Stay in the house. There were more people on the streets this afternoon than any time since Christmas..--I just ike to stand on the lights make Montgomery look like a real city.--Those tail buildings are showing up all right.---of course they make the skyline look jagged but
 we want it.--I. think Isii drop down Is study In human nature-Dorit do anything till see you.--Haye you got
 It win be worse than that next year. A Reef Garden fer Montgomery. A very pleasant person who has l gently for the betterment of Montgom- cry has not lost the pleasant character istic of remembering the lighter side Of life called enjoyment. which is real business called material development.
 It was he who yesterday suggested that the pisntine ot roof garden
 and he was really in doubt whether a
 hsppsneS sP sGa ss es psnsG ta, or nas 1Ss i were put In, with lights and vaudeville | blossoms and ballet buds--snould be | made on one of tsi~ sali buildings. which for all their height must have after all
 Tt would be s profitable investment for the owner of the builntug," he said yesterday As place f8r the people
 to spend the hot evenings pf summer It
 bsttsr Ss dss sss shs S pSr cenpa think x0I she roof garden could be made with little 1 expense and its novelty here, where we have not yet had 60 modern q pleasure resorf. tt would be most popular.
 l "Consldering the point of yiew of the
 street railway company, believe that I 1t would not lose patronage by the
 change. The ride on the cars to the
 Springs or EIectric Park or r the roof l garden, would be just as much a. fea- | ture of the evenings diversion as 1t Is
 now, and the company would doubt lessiy receive just as many fares as from the suburban resort travel It | would be great thing for the city if 1 one of the s<y-scrapers. particularly fl | it is on Court Equare. would make its
 roof Into little park"
 1 It Is to Aaverfisel
 More than one humorist, alleged or l actual, has wearily compiled and as 1 wearisomely presented long lists of ad- I vertisements that have been comic.
 The Advertisement of the want of a l grand plano by lady with full-sized 1 legs, is typical of the compilations
 Most of them are believed to be un-
 real; those who road them. forgetting that Truth Is really q clown. think that
 ''one of those fool newspaper fellers'
 Here is one that REALLY happened as saith the man that uukinAiy sue
 ceeds your own veracious story with l something absolutely impossible. II ls sworn to in the Advertising Depart
 ment of The Advertiser just as the CIT. l culAtlon of The Advertiser is subscribed | and oathed. It was written:
 Lost. a liver colored setter pup with
 his tail cut of eight miles from Union l Eprings."
 That 1t created smile. even in . l newspaper off1ce where the laugns come
 from. is not altogether surprising. Il | was given over to the Contest Depart l ment with the suggestion that another automobile be offered to ths person who | by arithmetic, algebra, geometry. trig-
 onometry. differential calculus or com
 distance of the segment of the caudal appendage from the dog. The only
 hint afforded by the contest manager
 was that "S' might represent the lin.
 ear measure of the canine ffnale "Y' 1 the speed at which the animal was run
 ming when he was amputated, and "O'
 represent Union Springs.