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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05
Times Wonderful chanoes.

Harry Lauder says that when Sir
Alexander Ramsay was constructing
upon his magnificent estate in Scot.
land a piece of machinery to drive,
by means Of a small stream in his
barnyard, a threshing machine, a win.
moving machine, a circular saw for
splitting trees, a hay press, an oat
roller, etc., he noticed an old fellow,
who had long been about the place,
looking very attentively at all that
was going on. "Robby," said he, won.
derful things people can do nowadays,
can't they?" "Ay,' said Robby; in.
deed, Sir Alexander, I'm thinking If
Solomon was alive now he'd be
thought naething OF"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05
Next Time, Maybe, He viii Be More
Chary Of Compliments.

do you really mean 1t. Mr. Spooner,
when you say | am the best girl in
the world?' asked Miss Flypp, after
the young man had suggested that
she should become Mrs. Spooner.
Indeed, do, Miss Flypp," assever-
ated the young man, Il say it again--
you are the best girl in the world"
And the loveliest, | think you
said?"
THE loveliest, without doubt"
4 think you said something about
my accomplishments, too?'
I did. | said they excelled those
of any other girl"
I believe you called me SWEET"
IA sweeter woman meier drew
breath" quoted the ardent lover.
you used the word perfect too,
did you not?v
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05
savaaery in Civilization.

1t is no time to say that mar can
not, in civilized society. be guilty o.
cannabilism. | tell you there ara
more cannibals in New York than in
the isles of the Pacific; and if to-da!
you were suddenly to take away the
support that comes from eating men
there would be thousands and thou
sands of empty maws tomorrow IN
that city.-Henry Ward Beecher.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

flow. was examined again and again
and treated to no avail, and kept get
ting worse. l have to praise Doan's
Kidney Pills for my final relief and
cure. Since using them I have gained
in strength and flesh and have no sign
of kidney trouble"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

five years ago with
dull backache, which
got so severe in time
that l could not get
around. The kid
ney secretions be-
came badly disor-
dered, and at times
there was almost a
cOmDlete StOD of the
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05
Increase In Cost Of Living

France stands alarmed by an in.
crease of something like ten per cent.
In four years in the cost of food,
clothing and other necessary supplies.
Milk is 10 per cent. higher, meat q
per cent, cheese 16 per cent, oil rs
per cent. The price of rice has
doubled. Rents follow the upward
trend.-N. Y. World.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05
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Where Mr.. Spooner Lost Out

1 did. | also pronounce you the
pink of perfection, propriety and
modesty, the empress of my heart,
the peerless n among the beauteous
creatures of your sex, a maiden ador-
able, enchanting and worthy of the
hand of the best man on earth. Say
the word that will make me the happi
est man, my own Dora!"
Before | give you an answer, Mr..
Spooner, | should like to ask you n
question"
"A dozen If you like"
Zone will be enough. Don't O
think you have a good deal Of assur.
ance to expect a mn with all those
excellent qualities to marry your"
Then Mr.. Spoonef went home.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

Lewis Single Binder - the famous
straight Sc cigar, always best quality.
Your dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

When a mar lets the wind blow all
the shingles off his house he talks Of
the strange ways Of Providence.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05
KEPT letting oRs
Five Years of Awful Kidney Disease.

Nat Anderson, Greenwood, S. c.,
says: Kidney trouble began about
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05
MoDEsTY.
Teacher (encouragingly) - Come,

now, Willie, spell chickens.
WILHELM afraid I'm too young to
spell chickens, teacher, but you might
try me on eggs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc. Many
smokers prefer them to l0c cigars. Your
dealer \or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

A woman can always keep a secret
II you don't tell it to her.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

The wind frequently turns an I'M
brella, but a borrower seldom returns
II.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

Like Our Agricultural Implements.
Agricultural implements OF Amer.
lean manufacture have a firm foot.
hold and lead the imports OF such ar.
firIae In Cuhar mnrLats
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

Mrs. W1nslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children ~teething, softens the gums, reduces in.
Examination, allays pain, cures wind cole. Csc a bottle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

You don't have to go to a rink to
see a lot, of cheap skates.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1908-11-05

1t Cures While You Walk
Aliens oot-Ease for corns and bunions, hot, sweaty
callous aching feet. Csc all Druggists.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-04-15
ABOUT 800 ARE
READY TO VOTE
ALL WHO HAVE PAID 1907 TAXES
CAN VOTE IN ALL The
ELECTIONS.

About fve hundred pers rs OF
, Glynn county are qualified to vote IN
the primary that is 10 be held en-
June itii. All persons s7tshl;; haze pad
up their state and county taxessf fer
last year and who registered al the
time are qualified 10 vote but there
, viii By several hundred more per-
sons in line before the date Of Tie
primary.
In order to be qualified 10 vote in
the primary one must be able to show
tax receipts showing that all taxes
for 1907 have been paid. There are a
good many persons in the city and
the county who have paid up their
taxes but who have mol registered for
the primary and election These
persons sent their tax money down
to the collectors office and failed to
register but may do so in time
III registered persons are qualified
to vote this year in an state and
county and federal elections.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-04-15
Is Your Blood and Stom-
ach Out of Order?
GF SO READ THIS.

The experience. 81 Mrs r e Ritter. Of
Dallas, Texas. with our medicines IS best told
by hersst in letter written on July s. 1904
which gtads as foiiowsS Il know from per
Sonsl experience that Seven Banks and Globe
fins are ,ne very best medicines on earth
Tor blood and Stomach troubles ! am in
better health than | ever vas IN my life You
are a liberty to publish my opinion of your
medicines. | hope that Cod blessing vail
follow you through life"
We don't know Mrs. Ritter, but we
do Know that Seven Barks has cured
a good many people who suffered with
disordered stomachs. We know, too,
that 1t Is q purely vegetable remedy,
ard people say Il is easy and pleasant
30 take. The doses are small. Seven
Barks has been made and sold for *
years, and ii it wasn't a sure cure for
stomach troubles. the company back Of
1t wouldn't refund the money II it fail
cd 10 cure But Won don't know the
company, you say; all right, YOU know
us. Deposit 50 cents with us and take
a bottle 81 Seven Barks home and try
Il. II 4 doesn't do ali that IS claimed
bring the empty or partly used bottle
back and set your money There is
only one way 80 be cured and that IS
10 try it. and we don't know OF any
fairer way TO get you to make the
trial. Do you?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-04-15
CONSIDERATION TO
OCCUR IN MAY
BISHOP REESE TO EE ORDAINED
At CHRIST CHURCH 80
SAVANNAH.

Definite Information relative to the
consecyat.on Of Rev. H. H. Reese,
has been received IN Savannah.
Major Edward 5. Elliott was atii-
Yised by the bishopelect that he
would be ordained in Christ church
the latter part Of May The exact
date will not be determined until the
standing committee meets. This, it
is believed win be in a short time
1t Is expected that the conservation
take place either on the 24th or the
3fst Of May Bishop Gailord Of Tea
nessee win preach the conservation
sermon.
Waycross wah one of tn ~
endeay0red 10 get the bishop as a
resident Rev. S J. French Of That
little city took the matter up with
the bishop and be has been advised
that Savannah IS to be made the See
city The bishop has selected that
city because Of its size and OF its
Importance IN the diocese. He is to
live in Savannah because he believes
II most advantageous to the liocese
TO have him there.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-04-15
THs ORIGINAL. LAXATIVE COUGH sYHga
e2E.F}!lEDY'S aeAXATEVF
&c Als@5 HONEY ANy> ag
1: siisIs Early Risers
The famous ssttIo 1Fs:a.
CITATION.

CITATION.
Georgia, Glyyn county; ms. Louis
lana Morgan, Guardian Of Mfrs. Mel
lie NJ Carlin. formerly Nellie Wells.
has applied to ME for q scharg
from her guardianship Of Msr Mel
lie NJ Carlin formerly Nellie Wells
this is therefore to notify all person
concerned to file their objections. II
any they have, on or be0re the frs
Ord nary Glynn County. Ga
Monday in April pext else Mrs
Louisiana Morgan win be discharge
from her guardianship applied for
This 6tis day Of March. 1908
Horace Dart.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-04-15
LEoNIpAs
Brunswick 8 CANDY Store.

ErunswIeks Candy Store.
Don't buy barGt sugar ana imagine
you are getting pure chocolate. Such
substitutes are Injurious TO health.
For pure chocolate and all other can
dies call on me.
A fresh supply received every week
from Menier the famous chocolate
maker. Either in bulk or In beautiful
pound and half pound boxes.
FINEST FRUITS, CIGARS AND TO
BAccO, ETC.
TAFFY CANDY MADE FRESH
DAILY.
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HAVE A LARGE LOT OF FRESH
EGGS AT pc PER DOZEN CASA
TELEPHONE f M. BROWN, Mo.
$50 OPP .oGLETHoRPG HOTEL.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-04-15

making haste slowly --characterizes
our method Of compromising physi.
clans prescriptions. We are not lag
CARDS, but caution is our first 2rin
ciple, so that our customers will be
helped, not Kindred in the cure OF
their maladles Purity and npatness
might with truth be printed on our
lapels' Safe place for your doctors
orders
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30

'Shall the people ruler This i,
Mr.. Bryan's paramount issue" in thi,
his third unsuccessful campaign 70,
the presidency. Shall the people rule!
If Mr.. Bryan is the people, no! II
the democratic party Is the people, no!
If the night riders, the barnburners
and negro burners of the south are the
people, no! If the honest and intelli-
gent voters Of the whole country, Who
four years ago gave Theodore Roose-
welt more than two and . half million
majority over Mr.. Bryan are the peo-
pie, yes! They shall rule, they do rule
in the persons Of their chosen repre-
.entatives, and they will rule, and
there Is no power on earth to stop
them.-York Times.
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30
FORAKER'S SAD PLIGHT.

Senator Foraker nov is going
through the bitter experience which
nearly killed Senator Depew three
years or more ago. following the insur-
ance revelations brought out BY Chss.
E. Hughes. He is an utterly discred-
tied man, the evident tool Of private
interests in politics which he served in
preference to the public who elected
him and supposed him to be their
public servant. He Is in q worse
position than Senator Baily Of Texas,
for Ohio will never return Foraker to
the senate as Texas returned Baily,
and Foraker is an old man. while
Baily may yet retrieve himself. The
exposure of Senator Foraker makes
him . pitif1l figure. He is man of
the very first order Of ability in the
senate, and not to be compared with
the Ankenys and Fultons and Mitch
ellis and Hopkinses, mere followers
where he was q leader.-Topeka
Capital.
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30
. false promise. must eventually fall
because of its inherent Weakness
AtchisOn Globe.
THE COUNTRY,S ESCAPE.

THE COUNTRY'S ESCAPE.
In his address opening the national
campaign in Ohio, Governor Hughes
delivered some telling blows at the
claims of Mr.. Bryan and congratulate.
ed the country anew upon its escape
from Organism in 1896 and 1900.
Governor Hughes said:
II oil that Mr.. Bryan has favored dur
ing the last twelve years had been enact
ed into Law, We should have been over
whelmed with disaster and would regard
it - our chief business in the future to
find way of escape from the meshes Of
ill-consideresi legislation in which We
would have been entangled.
While Mr.. Bryan processes to be
the only genuine disciple Of Jefferson
and his principles, Governor Hughes
reminds the country that Jefierson's
contention that that country is best
governed which is least governed has
been entirely overlooked by Mr.. Bry-
an who has been persistently active in
recommending new legislativeremedies
for all existing and prospective ills.
Governor Hughes criticism con.
Germs in particular two governmental
policies which Mr.. Bryan has at differ
ent times advocated. In 1896 and
in 1900, Mr.. Bryan contended in
nearly every public speech he made
that the government should coin all
the silver bullion that might be sent to
the minis BY any person or from any
source into legal tender silver money
ut the ratio of Is to 1. 1t requires no
argument now to convince any person
that the industries of the nation would
have been paralyzed if Mr.. Brysn's
scheme had been adopted in
either Of his former campaigns for the
presidency.
Two years ago and again about a
Vearago MI. Bryan declared his convic-
ion that railroad regulation could not
succeed and that the only remedy for
tailroad abuses is to be found in gov
ownership of railroads. In
ace Of almost universal protest from
lis own party, Mr.. Bryan sidetracked
hat issue for the time being, convinc-
d Of the revolutionary and chaotic
of any attempt to put
'uch q scheme to realization. He has
'een equally as far from the true
American policy in the advocacy Of
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30
PROPOSED Constitutional
AMENDMENT.

The following proposed amsnd:nent q
the constitution Of tie 3sate Of Ne.
= suS1ittsd 70 the electors Of the Statl
Se,ersi election {. =: LID tuesday
I0vs1bs4 3xd, 4. =. 1So0s
A JOINT RESOLUTION to propose an
Amendment to Section 8. Article 8 OF
the Constitution of the State Of Ne
1S Il Resolved ana Enacted ~ the Lst'
islataIo q the state Of IehxaSka:
Section 1. (AmsnAmsnt) That at the
general election for state and legislative
ceedins the first Monday in November.
1904 the following provision hn D. rOc"i
and submitted to the electors Of the
state as an amendment to oec.,'n :, a. =
Gle 8 Of the constitution Of the State OF
Section 3. (1Aucational Funds, Invest
uo1kl All funds belonging to the state
for educational purposes. the interest and q
be deemed trust funds held by the state.
and the state shall supply all losses
thereof that may in any manner accrue
% that sSd ana shall NOT
be invested or loaned except on United
States or state securities. or registered
county bonds Of this state. or registered
sucS other securities as the legislature
may from time to time direct. And such
FUNDS with the interest and income there
Of are hereby solemnly pledged for the
purposes for which they are granted and
set apart, and shall not be transferred TO
any other fund for other uses.
Section 2. (Dauofo: Adoption.) Tnat
Mt said election in the year 1903. on the
ballot Of each elector voting fhereat thore
shaIl be printed or written the words:
..F0r proposed amendment to the COnsJitu-
tion with reference to the inves'-r"r. -
the permanent school fund " and against
said proposed amendment to the constitu.
tie permanent school fund" And if
majority Of all voters at said election
shall be for such amendment. the same
ohaii be deemed to Be ADOPTED
Approved April s. 1871.
Of the state Of Nebraska. do hereby Ger
fify that the foregoing proposed amend.
Nebraska II q true and correct copy Of
ne ORIGINAL enrolled and engrossed bill.
"a passed BY the Thirtieth session OF the
eeislature Of the State Of Nebraska. n
appears from said original bin on file IN
mis- office, and that said pronosed
n submitted to the qualified
voters Of the State Of Nebraska for their
ldoption or rejection at the general cleo
Hon to be held on Tuesday. the ID day
81 November, A. d. 1Sna.
In testimony whereof. I have hereunto
vet my hand and affixed the Great Seal
81 the State Of Nebraska. Done at Lin |
colin. this 18th day Of July. IN the wear |
II our Lord One Thousand Nine Hun
1red and Eight. and OF the Independence
II the United States the One Hundred |
Ind Thirty-third, and Of this state the |
GEO. c. JUNKTN.
DeaO 0oesotasy g 0eoeA ~
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30

The peerless Bryan" "The indie.
pendeat Bryan" The Honest Bryan
hes passed away, and the Bryan that
claWb on his stomach to the feet Of
David B. Hill and ticks his hand and
begs for his support, has made his
appearance.
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30

Haskell, Jim Dahlman, Tom Allen,
Tom Taggart, Baily, Boss Murphy,
Roger Sullivan, Fingie Corners and
Niger Mike are numbered among the
leading Democrats of the nation who
are taking IN active part in promoting
the cause Of Mr.. Bryan. A man is
judged, to some extent, by the COM
pany he keeps.
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30

Even before the Hearst exposure Of
Governor Haskell's connection with
the Standard Oil Company, Mr.. Bryan
had been made aware Of his platform
chairmanis close relations with the
Rockefeller interestA In IN open
letter to Mr.. Bryan, L. T. Russell,
editor of the Ardmore, Oklahoma,
Morning Democrat, states that several
weeks ago he informed the Peerless
Leader that Haskell was one of the
political Representatives Of Standard
Oh, and that The Democratic candi-
deae rspudiassd tie proof farnshed -
70 Haskellis criminal conduct.
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30

A farmer remarked to us yesterday
afternoon that he shipped . carload of
hogs to Omaha the other day and the
load brought him over $11OO, and
these hogs were fatted on alfalfa. Yet
. populist agitator was here Tuesday
night telling about the awful condition
Of aAairs because of the republicans.
It i pretty hard for . farmer to
enthuse over democratic vagaries when
they can sell alfalfa hogs for so
each.-Ord Quiz.
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30

If the election of Bryan is sure to
increase the price of corn, wheat and
other farm products, - claimed by the
local Democratic paper, wouldn't it be
. good investment for some of the
members Of the Columbus Bryan Club
to invest . little of the money they
have made during the past ten years
Of Republican prosperity in wheat and
corn 1t present prices!
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30
A MAN WHO CANNOT BE MEAN

A MAN WHO CANNOT BE MEAN
IF it would win me every vote in
the United States, I cannot hit . man
when he Is down."
In these three lines We have dem.
onstration of the breadth and the quail.
ity of William Howard TAFT that
ought to make everybody in the coun.
try proud Of him.
1t is splendid to see that sort Of
magnanimity asserting itself in oppo-
sition to the small, mean doctrine that
everything is fir in politics; and it is
doubly fine and admirable q coming
from . man who has displayed not .
hint Of federation for or sympathy
with the tendencies in Senator Fora
ker that have wrought his undoing.
Mr.. Taft, wholly on the ground of
principle and public policy, has made
. fair, open fight on Foraker. He
came out victor in . battle that in
volved not single ingredient of per.
sonal opposition on his side. It was
known quite - certainly when Hearst
disclosed the correspondence between
Senator Foraker and Mr.. Archbold of
the Standard Oil company, Is it is
known now, that the humiliation of
the Ohio senator would cause no graf
iication to Mr.. TAFT. It 10 not in him
to feel any satisfiction over the dis
grace Of an adversary. He il not cast
in that mold. He il too big and fine
to harbor such . petty sentiment.
Let %, - Americans Ill be thankful
Tor the sort Of IN Acquaintance with .
man who cannot Be mean and little, %
he candidacy of William Howard
Taft for president has given us IN |
opportunity to naks.-Kansas City |
3tar.
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30
FODDER FOR THE TIGER.

Since Aaron Burr organized Tam.
many Hall more than q hundred years
ago, to fight Alexander Hamilton, the
Livingstones and C lintons, that organ
ization has been the most corrupt
body Of political highvaymen in the
history If the world. From Burr to
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30

Some of the Bryan Clubs through.
out the country have passed resolu'
tious demanding that Governor Has.
kell be displaced - Treasurer of the
Democratic National Committee. II
the Columbus Bryan Club is one Of
the number, its action has not been
given due publicity.
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30
From the baltimore ADeriear

THE STANDARD OIL TRIPLETS.
The exposure by William Randolph
Hearst of Senator Foraker's and Gov.
ernor Haskells connection with the
Standard Oil Company, adds two more
men to the Bsily list of discredited
public servants.
Previous to the incriminating letters
read by Mr.. Hearst in his speech at
Columbus, Ohio, Senator Foraker had
already been practically repudiated
by the Republicans Of his state on
account of his hostility toward Can
didate TAFT and President Roosevelt,
and the exposure, coming at the time
that it did, has not injured Mr.. Taft,
but, on the contrary, has strength
ened his cause.
Now, what is Mr.. Bryan going to
do with Governor Haskell, his plat
form champion 1t Denver and his GUS
todian of that 100000. 50 mysteri-
ously donated, and the $76.75 raised
among the faithful in Platte county?
The exposure made by Hearst hits
Haskell with the same force it struck
the Fire Alarm Senator from Ohio.
Foraker has already been repudiated
and has had the good sense to crawl
into political obscurity after making
IN explanation which does not explain.
But Haskell has the nerve of Senator
Baily, and from the cactus beds and
dog towns of Oklahoma there floats
the sound Of piping voice branding
Hearst Is . liar. The proof, however,
was conclusive, and kilograms and
letters are pouring in upon Mr.. Bryan
to denounce and repudiate the Okla.
homa tool of the Standard Oil Com
pany, but to all these appeals the
Democratic candidate turns a deaf ear
and defends the custodian of his plat
form and campaign fund and brands
the Hearst exposure as . lie.
Baily, whose connection with Stand
ard Oil was proven by the courts of
Texas nearly two years ago, was re-
elected to the Senate by the Demo.
Gratis of his state, and Haskell, relying
upon the friendship of Bryan and the
precedent established in Baily's case,
evidently believes that his party will
stand for any kind of an exposure in
exchange for the coin Standard Oil
pours into the Democratic campaign
fund to assist in the election of Bryan.
Haskell knows that Bryan dare not
ask him to resign Is treasurer of the
Democratic Campaign Committee.
From now on until the close of the
the Democratic mule will
have IN additional heavy burden to |
pull with Standard Oil Haskell aboard. |
Since the above Was placed in type,
Haskell has resigned on demand of
the National Democratic committee
The Columbus journal., 1908-09-30

Although Colonel Bryan has never
been directly connected with Standard
OIL, he appears to have no objection
to Rockefeller money flowing into his
campaign fund.