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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-05-01
TAX OFFICER WILL GIT
YOU, IF YOU DON'T
PAY YOUR TAKES OR LOSE ALL
YOUR GOODS.

You must pay your taxes. If
you do not pay them, the tax
officer has a right to come into
your house and take your house
hold goods, even though they
may not be worth more than s15
yes. whatever may be their
worth, the tax officer has a right
to take them. This, in substance,
is the official opinion given to the
State board of Tax Commission
ers by James Bingham, Attorney
General.
1t seems that a law passed in
1887 exempted household goods
not exceeding in value 500
from levy and sale to satisfy
DELINQUENT taxes. Another law
was passed in 1903. 1t has been
understood that the law of 1903
makes it possible to seize house
hold goods of any value what
soever to satisfy delinquent taxes.
But it appears that the conscience
of some of the taxing officers out
in the State became troubled and
they asked the State Tax Board
for a definite opinion. John c..
Wingate, of the board, wished to
handle the affair just right, so
he got an opinion from the At
torney-General.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-05-01
vi adisOD Township Trustee
Notice,

Notice is given that hereafter the Trus-
tee of Madison township Will be at his
office each Saturday, at his residence,
one mile southwest of Ireland, Ind.
for the purpose of attending to township
business and all persons having business
with the township are expected to con
fine IL TO those days.
The township library is kept n Sam 4.
Kean's in Ireland where all MAJ obtain
the books.
The Indiana School books will be
found ut Henry Summers store, at all
times. SAMUEL A. GLEaKN
Jan. 8, 1908. Trustee Madison Tn.
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GRADUATES.

At the examination, held Apr.
Is. the pupils holding the fol
lowing numbers were successful;
Columbia TIP. Nos. ], 2 and 5.
HARRISON =" z and 8.
Boone g" 2, 3 and 5.
Madison " IL. II, 13,
16, IL, Is and 10.
cambridge TIP. Nos. l, 2, a, 5,
6, z, 8, and 9.
Hall TIP. Nos. 4 and 5.
Jefferson TIP. No. 2.
Patoka TIP. Nos. /, 2, 8, 5, 6,
9, IL, and II.
Cass TIP. Nos. 3, 5, 6, 9, IL, 13,
IA. 10, Is, 10, 81, 25, and q.
Ferdinand TIP. Nos. i, 2 and A.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-05-01

Colonists rates to all points, at les
than one fare for the round trip; ais
Homeseekers rates to the North, Soutd
and West at about one fare for the rounh
trip, Tickets sold the first and third
Tuesday Of each month.
There lie now a rate TO Bran Oh points
oil one fare for the round trip going eve-
ming train Of each Saturday good re-.
turning until first train Monday. Tick
cts be also sold on Sunday at one
fare for the round trip.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-05-01
HARRISON Trustees Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the under.
signed Trustee OF HARRISON township
will attend 10 township business on eact
Monday OF the year at my office, and
persons having township business &c
transact aie required to present it to hin
on Mondays.
The township library will be kept al
my home near Dubois.
john l.. HARDER, Trustee.
Ian. 3. zoos
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The undersigned trustee OF jefferson
township, Dubois county hereby gives
notice that he will attend TO all business
pertaining TO the office Of Trustee at his
Drug Store in Birdseye Indiana on
the Tuesdays OF each week and requests
all persons having township business To
present it on Office days.
JOHN w. ENL0W, Trustee.
j IN. 3, 05-1yr.
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~At the Primary election

~At the Primary election
held Apr. 20 in Vanderburgh Co.,
exp. NJ, of Huntingburg and
former editor of the H'Burg Ar
gus, Hon. c. c. Schroeder was
re-nominated by the republicans
for representative in the state
legislature for the fifth consecu-
tive term, by a majority of two
thous and, eight-hundred and
seventy-five Personally every
body likes the genial colonel if
his politics are 'Kinder-off- Color.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-05-01

OF kidney disease.
While kidneydis-
orders are the
most common
diseases that pre-
vail. they are
almost the last
recognized by
patient and ply
sicians, trh0 con-
tent themselves
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Subscription $50 Per Year.

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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-05-01
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect Il.

Most people do not realize the alarm
ing increase and remarkable prevalenoy
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-05-01

9th d0ctoripg The effects, while the orig
iadl disease undermines the system.
what To Do.
There is comfort III the knowledge so
often expressed, that DIR. kilmer's
Swamp Root. the great kidney remedy,
fulflls every wish III curing rheumatism,
pain III the back, kidneys. liver, bladder
and every part of the urinary passage.
II corrects inability TO hold water
and scalding pain i'll passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant ne
cessity of being compelled to go often
during the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and
the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root
is soon realized. IL stands the highest
for its wonderful cures of the most dis
tressing cases. If you need a medicine
YOU should have the best. Sold by drug
gists in fifty-cent and one-dollar sizes.
You may have sample bottle and a
book that tells all
about il, both sentfree A.: "a
by mail. Address DR.. ! ; ssts;3
Kilmer & Co., Bing- s....ss53ssss
hamton, n Y. When Home Of swampRoot
writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake, but remember the
name, Or. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and
the address, Binghamton, n. Y.
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COuntQ Enumeration.

For legislative purposes and as
a basis .or the Apportionment OF
1909. gives Dubois county 4S45
male inhabitants over the age of
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DEMOCRATIC TICKET

FOR congress.
WILLIAM f.. COX.
For Judge 57th, Circuit.
JOHN L. BRETT.
For Prosecutor,
HARRY w. CARPENTER.
For Joint Representative
PETER L. COBLE.
For County Treasurer
JOSEPH GERBER.
For County sheriff.
FERDIAND NOLLMER.
For Co. Com'r Sd. Dist.
JOHN b. LUBBERS.
FOR TIP. TRUSTEE.
Bsinbndge-Wm b. Erny.
Madison-Robt. Yates.
Harbison-Adam Harker.
Boone-Thomas H. Inmap.
Assessor Bainbridge-Solon Stephenson
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Application for Liquor Lii
ccuSP

To the citizens OF the town OF Jasper. Du-
bois county, Ind . Notice is hereby given
one years old, of good moral character. and
who has been continuous resident OF the
town OF Jasper for period of ninety DAYS
ply TO the Board of Commit -siOners OF Dubois
county. Indiana, at their next regular May
term, 1s1s, for leave to sell I'm his own
name spirtuOs, vinOus and malt liquors, In
less quantities than quart nc "a time, with
the privilege OF allowing the same to be
drank for period of one year from the date
of said license, upon the follow ing descriped
premises to- wit the 16x32 foot room on the
ground floor OF "A one story frame building
situated on the North half OF lot No. i4i, a.
shown on the original plat of the town of
Jasper, Banbridge township, Dubois
County, Indiana.
said building il on Main street fronting
west. GUSTANE j. kUNKEI
April. 10, IgOs-sw.
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asPrR. puBoIs COUNTY. INDIANA

Entered az the Postoffice at Jasper. Ind.
ior transmission through the mail a. Sec
ond class matter.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-05-01

book that tells all
about il, both sentfree
by mail. Address DR..
Kilmer & Co., Bing-
hamton. n. Y. When
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RAILROAD EXCURSIONS

Jan. 8, 05-lyr.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21
Those at Least.

T gossip very little," remarked Mir. Speederino.
 sIndeedy
 "Yes. 1 believe that motorists should be particularly careful not to run down their friends and neighbors. ."-Kansas City Times.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21
TOILET GOODS.

TOILET GOODS. | Danderine, tonight. ...... ... " lvc
 Queen Almond Cream, to-night... .iOc
 Queen Cold Cream, tonight. IOc
 Naileto, nail polish tonight. ... 22c ' Elito Lavender Water. tonight. ... ..... 45c
 Trailing Arbutus and Violet Perfume, tonight 25c Yale Flag Brooch Pins. tonight. .35c
 BOOKS. &sS@ ,..
 Popular copyright, cloth bound illustrated Novels, such as St Elmo, Prisoners of Hope Freckies, Lavender and Old Lace, inie, Man of the
 House, tonight. N. ...... ...... ... 4Oc eacn CENTER PIECES. / IS, 20 and 22 inch Cluny Lace border, Round
 Center Pieces, to inch lace borders. value
 $15O to $2.50 each, tonight. q. SLID each a4 inch round Cluny lace trimmed Center Pieces, tonight. ...... ...... ... ... DUG NOTIONS.
 Military Pad Hose Supporters, 4 elastic straps.
 assorted colors, tonight q. v.... .. 19c each
 Pearl Bone in set, Collar Supporters. regular
 price 10c, tonight ....ys. ...ss.. oc set CARPET DEPARTMENT, THIRD FLOOR.
 Short lengths Ingrain Carpet in lengths up to 12 yards, regular price 75c, tonight sOc yd Cocoa Mats, good heavy and durable, worth
 $1.50, tonight... ..... 98c yd s 27 inch Wilton Rugs, regular price s45o, to- night.... ...E...... ..... $2.os each smyrna Mats, tonight. ........ 25c each Bisselrs Carpet Sweepers, tonight. $198 each
 Royal Wilton Rugs, 9xl2. regular price ss75o. l Body Brussels Rugs 9x12 5 frame large and
 
 PETTICOATs, Another lot of those Moreen Petticoats with the rubber dust ruf1e. petticoat actually worth $2, special ... ...... *IOO each APRONS.
 White Lawn Aprons, trimmed with embroidery, small size regular soc value, special 20c each HANDKERCHIEFs. Womens All Linen Initial Handkerchiefs, all let ters in stock, special.... ....f.-. 121sc each |ss RIBBON. sa All Silk Tafeta Ribbon in white, black and.a the best colors, No 40, regular 19c quality. spe clal .-.... ...... IVc yu HOSIERY.
 Womens fast black cotton Hose, seamless feet Burson make regular 25c quality, tonight. I1c par CORSET COVERS. Low neck, lace trimmed and embroidery trimmed Corset Covers, all sizes, tonight. 25c each FROM THE THANKSGIVING hINEN SALE. Odd lot of fine Napkins, mostly large sizes. regu lar prices from $3.50 to $550 dozen, to- nlSHt'. @-0o a uoAch Fine quality all linen Table Damask, 72 inches wide, regular price $1, tonight. .... 75c yd
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21

NECKwEAR, yEILINGs AND RUCHINGS IN A COM PLETE ASSORTMENT.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21

'T had one mo case befo' quit found e2o fin dc road and no ono h sight. Dat was my money for shore. ! needed if. I took out dem rabbits feet and kissed 'em In gratitude, and I was still kIssin' when robber jumped out and not only took de money. but left me wid headache dat continued for two straight yesp.
 "Dsr am Jest on single occashun when rabbits foot may possibly bring luck. Dat am arter you has stood fin front of grocery for about two hours lookin' at great big heap of watermillyons.
 "Your eyes has bulged out.
 "Your mouf has watered.
 You has felt your heels lift up.
 'In imagipatio you have devoured fo' of de biggest and dc ripest and de sweetest ebery one of lem wid a core as red as do heart of an OK.
 You has gone frew all dis and den had to back away bekase you hadn't cent in your pocket and knew dat de grocer wouldn't trust. You has gone home feelin' de iron in your soul, but to suddenly remember of melon patch about a mile away. You have a rab- bits foot. You know dat it won't be a moonlight night You dimly remember of hearin' dat de owner of de patch am away on his vacation.
 "When de chill'en have gone to roost you wink at de old woman.
 Not word am spoken. but she knows what dat wink spells.
 "She goes out in de wood shed and brings you in an old coffee sack and pats you on de shoulder and gives you into de keepin' of Providence.
 You sot out You saunter along keerlessly. You whistle and you sing. If you meet policeman he takes you for a happy darky gwine to cote your gal.
 You reach dat field. You walk along de fence. You talk to your rabbits foot, and bimeby you find hole to creep through. De millyons am dar. You kin smell lem. Dey have been waitin' for thee. Dey am so anxious to be picked and eaten dat dey almost come rolIin' at you.
 And now, wid dat rabbits foot in your teeth and your heart tunhn', you sarch around for de biggest and de best, an old red one. and few sec onds later it am in de sack. and you feel like shoutin' out glory.
 "Den comes de crisis. I have known dat rabbits foot to help a man git back home wid de millyon and have defeast of his life. and have known 1t to give him dead away to a white man, bulldog and shotgun. Can't nebber tell what 1t will do, and I reckon de safest way am to look around instead for ham dat butch CT may have left hangin' outdoahs when he closed his shop for de night.
 T hain't gwine to say dat no mem- Der of dis Limekiln club must believe in de luck of rabbits foot, but am tellin' you dat when you am hoIdin' a pair of aces and de odder man has threes all de rabbits feet in de hull world hain't gwine to let you rake in dat pot to buy sealskin cap wid."
 M. QUAD.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21
Special Values for Saturday
 Night After 7::3O.

Extra quality mercerized Damask. GA inches k wide. regular price 59c, tonight. 34c yd Bleached Linen Tray Cloths, hemstitchcd and drawn work, value 25c, tonight. <. f7c each Full size heavy all linen Napkins, value $1.25. to- night.... ...... .... OSc a dozen
 MEMS WEAR.
 Extra quality Silk Lisle suspenders. white kid
 ends, nickel buckles and castofs, regular soc,
 aas osa unnorters m all coors regular 7c par special at.... ............ -. ... 1Oc pair Mems Neggee Shirts in light and dark coors, made of fine percales and madras, all sizes,
 regular $1.50, special at $1.15 each Mems extra quality and size Flannel Night Shirts, all szes regular 75c, special at. soc each
 DRAPERY DEPARTMENT. Third Floor, Take Elevator
 AT REMARKABLY LOW PRICES. SILL LENGTH CURTAINS
 We have secured a lot of Sill Curtains at about one-quarter less than the usual prices They are well made of good quality of net and measure 40 inches wide, have handsomely brodered borders and are to be had in both white and arab colors,
 value s2, special. ...... ..... Sl.5O pair RUFFLED MUSLIN CURTAINS
 AND BED SETS TO MATCH. The Curtains are rufied, of plain white sheer
 organdie and with bands of roses, in pink and green or in blue. ..3. .... ....... $1.2J B pair The Bed Sets are made of plain white organde, ap with bands to match the curtains and have val
 ence, also in colors complete with bolster cover
 s@. .se...... ...... .s........ $o.0O set
 FURNITURE REUPHOLsTERED. It Our line of Coverings is the most extensive ever shown in this city, workmanship unapproachable and prices reasonable. Your inspection is n- vited and we always pleased to submit estimates A FEW NEW NUMBERS
 FROM OUR WAIST DEPARTMENT. SECOND FLOOR White Batiste Waist, long sleeves, fancy yoke of Cluny lace and embroidery with two rows of lace down back, sleeves trimmed with same esHs pFicc.... BOC each Fish Net Lace Waist, the newest thing, long
 sleeves, front trimmed with 4 inch tucks and
 strip of hand embroidery, in brown, light blue
 pink. hello and white, tucked back and sleeve
 price. $1.15 each Striped Madras Waist in tailored style, black and
 white and blue and white made with wide
 tucks in front and yoke in back, price S2.30 each White Batiste Waist long sleeves with allover
 trimming of Cluny insertion, price,. $395 each
 MESSALINE WAISTS.
 In navy, Copenhagen, smoke and black long
 sleeyesS tucked back and front, all sizes price
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21
Too Suggestive.

Too Suggestive.
 Wimbledon Hello, Simpelton! How did you enjoy your visit to the insane asylum the other day?
 Simpelton--ob. se-so. It was all right enough, guess.
 Wimbleton-Well, you don't talk as though you were much impressed with it. Did you give the superintendent my note of introduction?
 Simpelton-Yes, gave 1t to him. Wimbledon We'll, what did he say? Simpleton- Oh, he just looked at me and said, Make yourself at home."-- Lippincott's Magazine.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21
A Mean Joka.

The Artist That poet played mean joke on me yesterday. He said he had sold poem and if would walk up to his "den" he would open small bot tie.
 The Actor-And did he keep his word?
 The Artist-Yes. climbed up five stories to his "den," and he opened a small bottle of ink.--P Pittsburg Post.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21
"Looky Here, Sir!n

In car: "Looky here, sir: got up to give my seat to that lady"
 Second Man tsitting down)-That's all right, old fellow. She's my wife, New York Life.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21
The Real Expert.

"Do you think that alienist really knows anything about insanity?" .Tes. Almost as much as the law yer who is cross examining him.. Houston Post.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21
Heard In the Country Store.

Heard In the Country Store. Sllas-Hello, Cy. Whats new down Frog Creek way?
 Cyrus Haven't you heard? Geel Zeke weatherby is the proud pa of a youngster that weighs twenty pounds. Silas-Do tell! That's odd. Anything else?
 Cyrus-Yep, Hank Ryetop is the proud pa of twins. Reckon you'll say that's odd too?
 Silas-No, by heck; that's even.-Chi- cago News
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21
THE IIMEK|[N CLUB,
Brother Gardner Makes Some Remarks on the Rabbit Foot.
THE FIRST coLoaEO MAN.

He Was . Mistah Ham and, According
 to the President, Has Brought Luck
 to All Those Who Have Followed
 His Footsteps.
 rcopyright. 1908, by T. C. McClure.l
 As the president of the Limekiln club rose up to speak he placed rabbits foot on his left and another on his right, and after seriously regarding them for moment he said:
 My frens, I reckon dat you all know dat de first cull'd man bon into dis yere world was Mistah Ham. What his front name was nobody seems to know. Mistah Ham has de honoh of bein' de first man, black or white, to dlskiber dat de rabbits foot
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-11-21
Willing to obliss.

willie, if you'll stop blowing that internal horn I'll get you any other toy you want'
 All right, dad. wants . bass drum."--New York World.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1908-06-18
One Of Is
Essentials

Of the happy homes Of to-day is a vast
fund Of information as to the best methods
OF promoting health and happiness and
right living and knowledge of the worlds
best products.
Products of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained to worldwide
acceptance through the approval of the
Weu-Informed of the World; not of indi-
viduals only, but Of the many who have
the happy faculty Of selecting and obtain
ing the best the world affords.
One Of the products of that class, Of
Known component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and COM
mended by the Wc1-Informed of the
Worlds as a valuable and wholesome family
laxative is the well-known Syrup of FIGS
and Elixir Of SIENNA. To get its beneficial
effects always buy the genuine, manu-
featured by the California Fig Syrup Co.,
only, and for sale by anleading druggists.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1908-06-18
Good Roads Movement.

Morgan County has voted to issue
bonds to the extent of s26O,00O with
which to build better roads. Thi:
movement should spread from count
to county until it covers the State
1t will invite State aid and even ma.
tional aid, and both will be needed
IN order to complete what local au
thorities may have begun.
Public sentiment should in every
county support the Oyerton constitu.
tional amendment, which aims ia
turn over to the good roads move.
ment the earnings OF all State con.
vlcts. Later on, perhaps, Congress
can be induced to help the States that
stand ready to help themselves. The
good roads movement is movine
steadily along and if every citizen
VINO desires to see better roads in
Alabama will aid the effort it will
become after a while irresistible in
both State and nation.
Morgan County points the way.
Let the local authorities act first, and
then the State and the nation can be
trusted to come in later to complete
the big task-a task that has a deal
OF development and education and
comfort concealed in it's entirety
birmingham Age-Herald.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1908-06-18
DON'T CARE FOR DRESS.

A%1ZN OAIIG TUX hESS
Tho Russian Empress cares little
ur dress. though her coronation robe
0e eaDth OF silver and pearls was
= E~1zrTeaons thing. And she looked
u .ezs1e goddess of the North in
u ns<A ball dress i designed for her
:1eceaf1E- It WIS a simple" gown
0k Eh7fa velvet with a long train and
aaurerA veil. This last was kept In
H waaEs by a jewelled white dove
Hxhf1F perched on the Tsaritsa's hair.
which vas arranged over a cushion.
Carmen Sylvia, the whits-haired Queen
d Hcmmania. affects the charming
Rowing draperles of her country, with
4 Long lace veil held in position with
1evel1ed pins. The favorite color of
S2s1een Elena of Italy Is a soft blue
sxr7E- Wilhelmina Of Holland feels
nnH zf home in a tailor-made gown.
md the Bowager Queen of Spain has
0riIHzat taste In patterned brocades
d sfIks--Worth in HIarper's Bazaar.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1908-06-18
BUILT UP
Right Food Gives Strength and Brain
Power.

The natural elements of wheat and
harley. including the phosphate of
uosazh. are found in Grape-Nuts, and
That Is why persons who are run
down from improper food pick up
rzRfdsy On Grape-Nuts.
KT system was run down by ex-
cessave night work." writes a N. Y.
nazE- I'm spite of a liberal supply of
Ordinary food.
After using Grape-Nuts | noticed
f1zRnovenaents at onee In strength and
and brain power.
Tails food seemed to lift me I'M
stay with me for better ~exertion.
with less fatigue. My weight In
creased 20 lbs. with vigor ana COM
1nrc In proportion.
When travelling l always carry the
hnod with the to insure having It."
Kzzas siven by Postum Co.. Battle
GrsRk. Mich. Read 1.-The Road to
MELVILLE" In pkgs.
Ever read theabove letter. A new
~S1o pPeor from time to tilne. they
'.fe genuine. true, and full OF human
x~nfexeSI-
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1908-06-18
Some Higher Mathematics.

Fl have carefully figured It out and
ind that If all the cattle We ship to
market each year were-one COW, she
would browse on the tropical vegeta-
ton along. the equator while her tail
was switching icicles on the North
Pole" says Homer Hoch. And by
the aid OF the higher branches OF
mathematics l have made a careful
computation which shows that II all
the hogs We slaughter annually were
one hog that animal could dig the
Panama Canal in two roots and a half
and It's squeal would be so loud it
would Jar the aurora borealis,"-Kan-
sas City Journal,