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The Detroit times., 1908-07-14
The Motor.

Who was by Satan's self designed.
And never seems to know her mind?
My motor.
Who doesn't meet me at the train
Eliciting remarks profane,
AS home I foot IL In the rain?
My motor.
who's always get,ing out OF whack
And makes me work with wrench and
jack.
Until my hands and face are black?
Ny motor.
Who tried to climb n wayside tree
And tumbled backward onto me.
Who broke my arm and sprained my
Ny motor.
who pitched me from my seat pell-
NELL,
And mounted on me when / fell
So / was weeks I'm getting we'll?
My motor.
who costs me more for wear and tear
Than my collspslng purse will bear.
Who taught me how to drink ans
swear?
My motor.
who is Il drags me into debt
And ma kes me fear the sherifrs threat
Who other than my pride. my pet?-
My motor.
Puck
The Detroit times., 1908-07-14
What the Funny Fellows Are Doing

case Otherwise, why isn't he ready
TO go on
I've got a good excuse" replied
counsel for the defense.
Nonsense, Ignorance OF the law
excuses no one. "-Philadelphia Press.
Under Conditions.
do politicians have old-time relig-
ion?"
They do-ef it's convenient an
they kin git in on it!'-Atlanta Con-
stitution.
Back With Interest.
What's TO be done when a child
swallows a cent. DOCTOR"
Make the parents cough up two
dollars."-Yonkers Statesman
Particular.
Does misery really love compan.
ionship?"
THAT depends don't think IL
cares for companionship that wants
to do the talking "-Iouisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
He Got II.
Guest Tin cheap restaurant) See
here. waiter, | though | told you TO
bring me strong cup of coffee.
Waiter-Well, wot's de matter wild
dat cup. Youse couldn't break 1t wild a
ax.-Chicago Daily News.
The Detroit times., 1908-07-14

little brown gnome princess.
Her dress was simple little slip OF
brown Holland, she wore broad hat
OF rough brown straw. her brown hair
was caught In a ripping bronze knot
at the back of her beautiful little head
and her feet twinkled In and out under
her brown frock. clad in dull tan.
| couldn't keep my eyes from her.
Her teeth were so white and her eyes
were so brown and she laughed such
ripping girlish laugh that | kept
thinking OF brown forests and sweet
streams OF clear and rushing waters.
I.told all my friends about her.
She's a beauty" | said, and so sim
pie, and unconscious, I want you all
TO meet her" Yesterday | went TO the
park; and there at the head of a
table, as guest OF honor. sat little,
insignificant. overdressed, over-ruffled
creature.
Her head was as big as bushel
basket. Her hair was crimped and
curled and pulled and pompadoured,
till she looked like a Fiji Island head
hunter; her face was blue with pow
der, and her thin little arms emerged
bony and angular from mess II
meaningless ruffles.
Her little bit OF face looked thin
and angular and hungry, and out OF
the mask OF powder her lips shone
purple.
And yet, this was the same girl |
had been pralsipg everywhere as q
great beauty
The Detroit times., 1908-07-14

Take II 10 Denver" was the shout
from delegates in the Republican ma
tional convention here in Chicago IN
response TO one proposition after an
other made by Wisconsin's member or
the resolutions committee and by the
delegate who nominated that state
favorite son for the presidency
Belittled as those two speeches were
in many reports OF the Chicago con-
vention. Wisconsin's message not
only was the greatest surprise or the
convention but is proving TO be per
haps the most significant thing that
happened there. Allowing for every
thing that may be said TO detract
from 1t. the demonstration which fol
lowed the remarkable utterance OF
that message was certainly the most
spontaneous and genuine expression OF
real sentiment that manifested itself
| during that long nominating day
Whatever may be thought about II,
however, il Is certainly OF significant
interest 10 compare and contrast the
Denver and the Chicago platforms 10
see what was really taken 10 Den
YER that was turned down and out at
Chicago.
"Wisconsin's Message
The points at issue. not only be-
tween the two conventions but also in
the resolutions committee OF each. were
those which related to industrial and
economic interests. The political sig
nificance which both the great parties
recognize I'm these issues surely Is
one OF the most noteworthy way
marks of the tendency OF Gus time.
The greatest problems OF cur state
and national legislatures. our courts
OF Justice and our political policies
thus are declared 10 be rapidly oecom-
ing industrial and economic In their
nature. The leaders and the plat
forms OF both parties have most en-
phatically acknowledged this TO be the
fact
However, many OF the demands
made by the representatives of labor
were denied by the Republicans at
Chicago, the platform carefully reiter-
ated the enactments secured by the
present administration, providing for
employers liability, safety appliances,
protection OF railroad engineers and
fremen. reduced hours OF labor for
trainmen and railroad telegraphers.
compensation for Injured government
employees, the eight-hour day for gov
eminent employees. the child-labor
statute OF the District OF Columbia.
the investigation into condition OF
working women and children and into
mining disasters. Moreover. despite
the protest OF representatives Of the
Manufacturers association and many
other interests against any anti-in-
junction plank. It's final formulation
was considerably stronger than the
original draft. In demanding more
accurate definition by statute OF the
procedure in issuing the writ Of in
junction and that notice and a speedy
hearing be given whenever an injunc'
ton or temporary restraining order Is
issued. the plank which was finally
The Detroit times., 1908-07-14
THE TRUTH!
No Matter Whom IL Helps or Hurts.

Now that the platforms OF the
two big parties are before them
for comparison and their con-
sideration, which way will the
laboring men of the country vote
next November?
Which platform will appeal to
them with the more force as
promising the more for them'
And having determined which
of these parties through its plat
The Detroit times., 1908-07-14

HE other day | met a little,
brown, slender slip OF a girl
she looked like a wood
nymph or like some pretty
little brown gnome princess.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28
Notice TO Contractors.
Brook Channel.

Sealed proposals for the cOnstTuc-
ton of a masonry channel 40 feet
long for Great Brook at its crossing
Of Liberty street extension will be
received by the Board OF Public
Works until y m. February IL.
1905. at which time the bids will be
publicly opened and read.
Each proposal must be accom-
panied by a certified check for two
hundred and fifty dollars (S25Ol.
payable 10 the order of the Comp
trOller Of the city Of Waterbury.
such check To be returned unless for
feited under the condition stipulated
in the proposal
A bond in such sum and with such
sureties as may be approved by the
Comptroller. will be required for the
faithful performance Of the contract.
Plans. Specifications and form Of
contract can be seen and proposal
blanks obtained by intending bidders
applying in person az the Office of
the City Engineer. Leavenworth
street.
The Board reserves the right TO
reject any or all bids. or 10 accept
any bid. should the Board deem IL 90
he for the interests 81 the city so 60
do
Be- order Of the Board Of Public
Works.
r A CAIRNS. c. z.
City Engineer.
January Is. 1895 I-97-S
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

LOST-Ladies' gold watch, hunting
case, Waltham movement, at
tached to fob; monogram M. e. r.
on watch. Lost between Platts
Mills and West Main st bridge,
probably on trolley car. Reward if
left at Democrat office. 1888
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

TO RENT-Tenement of five rooms,
all Improvements, second floor, 7S5
Baldwin st. Inquire Mrs Dennis
Flavin on premises. 1858
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

M. A. DULAC, builder and contrar-
tor, stair builder and cabinet max
er. store fitting . speciality. Office
and shop with j. e. Smith C Co, s.
Benedict st. Waterbury. Conn. Res.
idence 62 Tracy ave; postoflce bey
119.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

An Increase IN Business
ascAns q greater Income for
Toa- SEIZURE the businrss
~ sdvertixfnE IN ths
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

A NEW COURT of Independent For
esters of both sexes is being formed
on social and beneficial lines.
Charter membership free. The
order has 100000 members with
accumulated funds of $12,000,00O.
Death, disability and old age bene-
fits. Inquiry may be addressed to
H. E. Evison. supreme deputy,
room 8, 43 East Main st. 1916
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

do trucking Of all kinds
and make a speciality of furniture
moving; also furnish hacks for
weddings. christenings, funerals or
other occasions. Prices are right
and service the best. David Carroll.
SO Pleasant st. Telephone 1875.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

315 Bank st, F. W. Lu-'
cas's cigar store, one of the largest
and best selected stocks Of pipes and
smokers articles and all the favor
tie brands of cigars and tobacco.
Cigars by the box specially. Call
and see us and you will surely come
again.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

TONY MENIBRENO,S Shoemaker, for
merly at 80 Bridge st, cor Bridge
and Pemberton, now moved to his
new store across the street. The
highest quality of leather. All
shoes to be repaired with pure oak
leather. The reduction of prices
is. great. Come and see me in my
new place, then you'll get all the
information of prices, best work
and highest quality of leather. Best
work that any shoemaker can do
in the city. These are some of our
few low prices: Mems, soled and
heel, were 75c to S5c, now roc;
ladies'. soled and heeled were SOC to
60c, now soc; mems hand soled
and heeled, were $1.25, now 81. All
kinds of repairing sc and 10c less
than the usual price. All work to
be quickly and neatly done. Work
also done while you wait. All work
guaranteed. Don't forget, across
from Bridge st and Pemberton.
Tony Membrane. 1878
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28
Miscellaneous.

Made as good as new;
all kinds of repairing, at reasonable
prices. Cleaning and pressing at
short notice. Clothing made to
order. j. Gildin & Co, 119 South
Main st, up stairs. 12-19-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

THE DUTY is of alcohol; that's why
the old Danbury Hat Store at IA
Grand st is selling better hat than
ever for $40 and $40. Remem-
Der the number, IA Grand st, just
around the corner from Bark st.
Only one toll, from maker to wear
er. 11-5-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

REAL ESTATE WANTED-Would
like to hear at once from owner
having good medium size farm or
small business for sale in any good,
prosperous locality. Please give
price and description and reason
for selling. State when possession
can be had. No agents need reply.
Address Lock Drawer 9S4, Roches-
ter, n. Y. .... 1-24-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

MOVED-With care
by competent truckmen; also
trucking of all kinds. G. Griffin,
124 East Main. Telephone 1912.
11-11-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-500 barrels of choice
cider, 10c per gallon by the barrel,
delivered to any part Of city. Chas
DeBischop, Perkins ave, Bucks hill,
Waterbury, r. f. d. No /. Phone
216-12. 1856
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

TO RENT--Five rooms, all modern
improvements; near center. In
Quire of J. Gotleib. 90 Park avenue.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28
FOR SALE.

Centrally located brick block Built
only few months. lays better than
~ per cent. Three thousand dollars
down. -Four building lots, two Of
them corner lots, located at Morning.
side. VIII sell very cheap. Well
built, nine room house. all improve
ments. lot 60x120. Located at Bum
ker Hill. This would make a fine
home.
CHARLES \. DAVIS & co.
Suite G and z. % Bank St Tel lIsa
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

FOR SALE-Second hand bar fix
lures, with all connections. VIII
sell cheap il taken at once. H.
Murphy, AL West Main. 1886
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

WANTED-Cast of clothing of all
kinds; highest prices paid. Mail or
ders promptly attended to. A H.
Posner, 303 Rank st. 11-23-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

no RENT-Tenement of five rooms,
all improvements, and a big store.
Just the place 10 live and do bust
ness; TAB North Main st. 11-4-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

no Reimbursement of 4 rooms at
342 South Main st. Inquire at the
above number. 11-19-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

FOR SALE--A new three family
house, price $4,000, rent $504 per
year, $500 down. For particulars
see w. r. Adams, IS Abbott ave.
l-22-6
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28
WANTED

WANTED-Men to learn the auto
mobile business. Our school is in
creasing every week. Plenty of
positions in the spring for COM
petent men. Why don't you learn
the business and earn $25 weekly?
. New England Auto School, Towle's
Garage, Waterbury. 1-27-6
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1908-01-28

tcoatinusd On stA pss-Is
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-18
Women Who w ear W. ell.

II lie astonishing how great a change
few years of married life often make
In the appearance and disposition Of
many women. The freshness, the
charm, the brilliance vanish like the
bloom from a flower which is rudely
handled. The matron is only a dim
shadow, a faint echo of the charming
maiden. Few young women appreciate
the shock of the system through the
change which comes with marriage and
motherhood. Many neglect TO deal with
the unpleasant pelvic drains and weak
nesses which too often come with mar
rage and motherhood, not understand
ing that this secret drain is robbing the
cheek of its freshness and the form of
its fairness,
As surely as the general health suffers
when there is arrangement OF the health
of the delicate womanly organs, so surely
when these organs are established in
health the face and form at once witness
to the fact in renewed comeliness.
-"''' 'ii"'i "i'''l'h "o'nei n"'e loulu
health and happiness IN the use OF DR..
Pierce Favorte Prescription. Itmakes
weak women strong and sick women
well INGREDIENTS on IaboI-contaips
at.-tool -, t.,,.. 49,, ,-.'''.',,
~ "'o'i,oi VI mar "l'u' pa"l'- lorihlhs
drugs. 1t IS MADE wholly OF those
native, American, medicinal roots most
highly recommended bv, leading med
zeal authorities of all the severaI schools
of oraot;no for tho c,ro If yon,a,,,s
VI p,"'''0o W. VIC O"io Vi "''n"'i
pecullar ailments.
For nursing mothers, or for those
broken down IN health by too frequent
bearing OF children, also for the expect
ant mothers, to prepare the system for
the coming OF baby and make its adj
vent easy and almost painless, there is
no medicine quite so good as "favorite
Prescription" 1t can do no harm an
any co''dtt'o" OF me system. IL IS
most potent lnYlgoraung tonic and
strengthening nerVlne, nicely adapted
TO woman delicate system by ply
slc'an OF large experience IN the treat
ment OF woman peculiar ailments.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-18

harmful, or habit-forming drug is TO be
found in the list of its ingredients print
ed on each bottlewrapper and attestee
under oath as complete and correct.
In any condition Of the female system
Dr. Pierce's Fayorlte Prescription can
do only g0od-neyer harm. It's whole
effect is to strengthen, inVigorate and
regulate the whole female system and
especially the pelvic organs. When
these are deranged in function or affect
ed by disease, the stomach and other
organs of digestion become sympathetic
cally deranged, the nerves are weak
ened and a long list of bad, unpleasant
symptoms follow. Too much must not
be expected of the "tayorlte Prescnp.
tom 1t will not perform miracles;
will not cure tumOrs-nO medicine Will.
1t lCW often pTeCeat them, il taken in
time, and thus the operating table and
the surgeons knife may be avoided.
Doctors All Agree. The most emf
nent writer's on Ndteyia Medica, whose
works are consulted as authorities by
physicians of all the different schools OF
practice, extol, in the most positive
terms, the curative virtues OF each and
every ingredient entering into DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. In
fact it is the only medicine, put up for
sale through druggists for the cure OF
all diseases OF the mucous surfaces, as
nasal catarrh, throat, laryngeal, and
bronchial affections attended by hnger-
ing, or hang-on-coughs that has any
such professional endorsement-wo worth
more than any amount of lay or nom
professional testimonials.
Do not expect too much from the use
of Dr.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. 1t will not work miracles. 1t
will not cure consumption in its ad-
vanced stages. No medicine will. Nor
is the Discovery" so good for a sudden
attack of acute cough, but for the
lingering, obstinate hang-on-coughs,
catarrhal, throat, laryn.
geal and bronchial affections, II is q
most effcaciOus remedy In cases ac
with wasting Of flesh, night
sweats, weak stomach and poor digestion
with faulty assimilation, and which, if
neglected or badly treated are apt to
lead to consumption the "Discovery"
has proven wonderfully successful in
cures.
The formula is printed on every
of" Golden Medical Discovery"
attested as to correctness under oath,
and you can't afford to accept any
substitute of ag}kNOlcE composition for
this AOj1-SecTet remedy no matter what
selfish interests may prompt the dealer
10 urge such upon you. In fact it is
M insult to yOar intelligence for him to
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-18
PRIZE FOR POWER
PLANT EXHIBIT
SUGGESTED
Pertinent Suggestion to Man.
agenent of Irrigation Con-
greS8 Made by Resident of
Rio Grande Valley,

San Antonio. n. NJ, Feb. 10.
Editor of the Albuquerque Morning
Journal.
Dear Sir: A goodly number Of
prizes in the shape of cups and cash.
have been offered for several of the
best exhibits for the coming fair and
Irrigation congress by several liberal
ly hearted citizens of New Mexico
Still there is room for more, in fact
and valuable exhibit and the one that
would attract most the attention of
everybody, would be a contest among
power plants and pumping outfit
manufacturers What the arid west
needs for the promotion of irrigation
where water is available and within
reasonable reach is power generator
which should be reliable and efficient
as well as economical in installation
and in operation There are many
power generators in the market that
vie with each other for preferences
but most are too costly in installation
ana the operation almost prohibitve
As to the pumps and water filters,
there are also many some of more
efficiency than others. FueI and gaso-
line are costly items to the farmer
who uses an engine, and wind power
is. at best unreliable. as well as un-
available for even medium sized
farms.
Fortunate those who are under an
irrigation ditch. but what of the rich
or agricultural lands above the ditch?
The person who could furnish a pow
err that would be within the limits Of
. Ia. r,Y
be entitled to the thanks as well as
the support of everybody. Now will
not some of those who have the inter
est and welfare of our great south
west at heart. offer one or more prizes
to those persons or firms who would
show to the practical irrigation what
they do manufacture:
/. The most efficient, durable and
economical mower generator.
2, The most reliable, practical and
pump or water litter.
who would reap the benefit? First
the man behind the hoe. then every
body else for when the farmer does
well, all the country is prosperous
Let some enterprising, liberal man. OF
set Of men. offer a handsome pursa
for the successful exhibition: it wiz
repay one hundred thousand fold
p. he attention of the western section
of the union is ust now riveted on A.
buquerque. All are interested. and
anxious to know what Albuquerque
viii do for the Irrigation congress and
fair. Is there any scheme on foot that
would create more attraction to the
stockmen, to the farmer, to the in
iustrial man, than a contest on these
Ines? We are offering trophies for
those who produce results, shall we
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-18
F FINANCE AND
COMMERCE

New York March 15-There WAS
some furfber sr,uIariyo Iiauidafion
going on in fn,.. stock market TODAY
14 i natirat sentence 10 the active
selling 10 that end I'm progress at the
end OF tn, prayiorls dav The volume
of the narlk.f diminished consider
ably and the tightening OF the selling
pressure hefnr. The end of the dav
0nened the t,8y to an irregular recov-
ory. The raIly was NOT entirely con
tIueigp ia 41aruI9fipe interests and
later tho market raIl into dullness
and hesitation The action of Anal
pamated Came. was of large influence
on the general course Of the market
and the evfdaorr of support i'm Mai
stock bclped tine recovery lust as it's
sudden braals fne afternoon before
had proved dfsconcerting to srnH-
me0t Nor much regard was Maid TO
the news. The decline was accom-
nanfad bv tht .ynressed supposftion
that another message was soon to
come from fine president containing
~ severe urrafenment of corporations
and capitalists ana the recovery led
.f-.p4 "a. +4.f.. ..t.4 ..s 90,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-18

WI MAKE A SPECIALITY on
LAUNDERING LADIES COILAHs.
SHIRT WAISTS AND SKIRTS. M
PERLAL LAUNDRY, RACK OF
pOsTOFIICE.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-18
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.


ron HBhTH~EtHte tppm. HnHd lpNHfinh aNN
south SECOND street tn4ulrp lt9 West
cold avenue Phone GS3. u 20
FOR EALB TENT cheap call AT JOS South
High M41
FOh REM Fine furnished uftCe room
most central location newly pnPeredi ,
handsome oak desk rhHirs, etc large
new Brussels rug electric iRht4 tole.
phone. $40 per month. Apply room y
Cromwell block u
ron HENT--LarRe harm with stalls Tor
five horses and plenty u room for vent
Giles; large hay loft and corral Address J
J. j.. Morning Journal n
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-18
{. a. GHhNpE.

Newly furnished rooms In new
building, single or en- suite, with bath;
by the day, week or month, at rea-
sonahle prices. Sole agent for Tiieras
Canyon lime saloon. imported aud
domestic liquors aud cigars
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-18

Personal Property Loans
to loan
STnRAGE

W. ETED-pIoDaa household Foods, etc
stered and packed safely at reasonable
ro#ts Phone $40 Tho Security warehouse
improvement 90. OFFICES Rooms and :
Grant Block ThItd stfapt aHd central svr
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1908-03-18
EnR Sal E--Rnal Estate
E0R SlLE--MiscelIaneous

~--y-sss=>-s-~H~-~@s~T @-~-~-~~F-1---"~oe1vrs7
TDH SALE. SOME bargains tu horses ana
uHIs#. aIa. .nue vehicles ana n1T0ess. }
saddle fuH H.I#s e. w. Huutar. 800 Nurtn
Ht...H.as tt