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An amusing a%necdote concerning
the proprietor Of = famous Madrid res
taurant Is told In THE Gourmet's
Guide to Europe" by Lieut.. Col.
Newman Davis:
"Manolito is = small gray-haired
Spaniard who has q twinkle in his
eye: he says little, but what little he
says IL always to the point. A young
Spaniard who owed him n large sum
for dinners fused SO much over the
ordering Of the meal that he annoyed
Manolito. I viii bring you q dish, q
most extraordinary dish, a dish that
you have never seen before said Ma,
nolito. and disappeared. to rsturns8ms
mediatsly with a large dish capped By
= great cover. The dish was put be-
fore the over-particular Spaniard and
the cover whisked OF. On the dish lay
the very long and much overdue bill.
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the ~underbrush at the outshsrty OF the

the underbrush at the outskirts Of the
wooded tract and then into the thick
est OF the trees. Before / knew 1t l
was caught under the chin by the
rough limb OF a tree and lifted bodily
out of the saddle. One of my feet
cleared the stirrup. but the other re-
fused to pull out and I was dragged
for several rods on the rough ground,
over stumps and pricdy branches. and
when the broncho finally came to a
stop at the intersection Of a bunch Of
logs, we both lay in a heap. 1 soon
tainted, but soon revived and released
my foot. The pony was uninjured and
l was still in the ring, except that l
was quite badly bruised and awfully
scared. But l managed to extricate
the pony. mount again, and rode back
to the camp with a feeling that 1 had
thoroughly subdued my charge.
F. J.. C.
, 1908-07-30
c~hamberIain's Collie, Cholera and Diar
rhoea Remedy Would Have
Saved Him 10000.

Tn 1902 l had a very severe attack
OF diarrhoea," says R. N. Farrar OF Cat
Island, La, For several weeks / was
unable to do anything. On March IS
1907. l had a similar attack, and took
Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and Diar
rhoea Remedy which gave me prompt
relief. l consider it n Of the best
medicines Of its kind in the world, and
had l used it in 1902 beheve 1t would
have saved me a hundred dollar doc.
tors BILL" Sold by all druggists.
, 1908-07-30
Nearly Becomes Food for Three "Bad'
Aliioators.

Allisators.
In the jungle a mile or so above
Palm Beach, Florida, dwells a good
natured giant called alligator joe"
For years he has, by some secret STRAIT
agem, captured large. live alligators
and crocodiles In the Everglades, and
corraled them in shallow ponds Bur
rounded by stockades OF high posts.
During the season" Joe gives daily
exhibitions at the Alligator Farm"
to guests from the resort, jumping
into one OF the corrals end actually
riding a huge alligator.
There are three Famous outlaw Gro
coolies, however, kept in a basin Of
their own. that Joe only ventures to
stir up, with a long pole from a safe
roost on top OF the stockade.
Them ones" Joe explained, is the
baGjest ones l got"
And they certainly were savage.
breaking their teeth on the pole, churn.
Ing he water to a foam, and tearing
, 1908-07-30
UNIFORMITY IN TAXATION.


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Union Pacific Railroad Co, Sumner
Tourist Low Reund-Trlp Rates.
From Laramie. Wyo to the east and
West.
Chicago. Ill, and return. $4s so
Buffalo, N. T., and return, $3.50.
Detroit Mich, and return, &54.5o.
y. Iouis. No. and return, $3.50.
St Paul, MINI, and return, S41.2o.
: Francisco, Cal, and return,
$4,000.
Los Anseles. Cal, and return. $4,000
Portland. Ore, and return. $4,000.
On sale June 1st to September 80.
Final hmfs. October
u A B. CADY, Agent.
Daily Republican "a, cents = month
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All wear Sust fHiftsSss GSS5 SscTSS-
The president Of a mixed Thirtees
club concluded a recent address thus:
and now, ladies and gentlemen,
beg to announce a gratifying discov.
cry. We all wear just 10 garments.
Males and females alike. our garments
number just 10. A man wears tive
shoes, two socks. one undershirt, one
pair of drawers, one shirt n collar.
one tie, one pair Of trousers, one vest
one coat. one hat. Total, Is. A
woman wears two shoes, two stock.
ings, one undervest, one chemise, one
corset, one pair DETERMINATION.
ables, n petticoat, one skirt, one
bodice, one belt. one hat. Total. 10.
Twenty-four hands beat together In
boisterous applause.
, 1908-07-30
ped OF above this point, and the pos
was wet and Shiny.


Above was a four foot stretch of
CREASED pole" to climb. and just be-
low my bare legs were two Of Joe's
pets already waiting with their ugly
mouths open, and a third one on the
way.
II any one ever bawled out for
Alligator Joe" in real. genuine, dead
ly earnest, n kept it up for forty
five minutes (Joe says ive), it was 1.
But one more minute would have ex-
hausted my strength l am positive. 1t
was the work of a second with that
giants grip on my wrist to gain a
place of safety.
This happened four years ago, but
l yet feel the blue spots on my wrist,
and still shy when l meet an alligator
purse Or satchel. l.. w. H.
, 1908-07-30
Boy's Life SAVED.

My little boy, four years old, had .
severe attack Of dysentery. We had
two physicians; both of them gave him
up. We then gave him Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Disrrhosa remedy
which cured him AMI believe thAt
saved HIS Me.-Wlliazn II. StrolinG
Carbon Hin. Ala. There Is NO doubt
but this remedy the Mves~o
many childrea each year. Give It with
castor oil according 70 the plain print.
ed directions and = cure Il certain. For
ale by all druggists.
, 1908-07-30
SOME CLOSE CALLS

Falls to Certain Death-but Escapes.
I was employed by a firm which
made all sorts OF towers l was sent
to repair a forty-foot wooden structure.
We had the anchors dug up and the
dirt piled up around the four corners
OF the tower md the hole barricadei
with banks and boxes.
I got on top OF the tower with my
tools. among them q sharp Ratchet,
when, without warning. the whole top
gave way and everything went to the
bottom. Tire Ratchet fell into a pile
of -iirt, biSas up, and l landed ON top
Of this head first. I was buried head
and shoulders and held up by a barrel
and box, between which l landed.
The only injury l received was with
the hakchet. MY throat was scalped
from ear to ear. and l carry an ugly
AGAR under my chin to remind me OF
the mishan Take it all through, !
think my escape from death was some.
thing marvellous.
AS 1t was, l fell into loose dirt,
and at the same time in such a way 50
as to escape the barrel and box, AMI
In SO doing struck the Ratchet blade
only In a way SO as to scalp instead
Of cut my throat. 8. P. w.
Unframed eroncho Nearly Causes
Mans Death.
had been in charge of a bunch of
cattle for three years and then was
assigned to take charge OF a herd Of
bronchos. At that time a herder had
practicaffy the whole area OF the state
at his disposal. Where bronchos roam
the prairies, as they do even today
in some sections of the west, it is Gus
tomary to rope one from the heard,
saddle and bride II, and make 1t do
service in herding the rest Great
care is taken to select the swiftest
pony in the corral. There Is 40 cere-
mony in roping, saddling, and mount
ing the beast, and oftentimes a new
mount Is initiated into the business in
a few hours and does service as well
as the older ponies.
But the average broncho in its
native state is a fiery. shifting, unre-
liable piece of horse-fiesh. One morn
ing | rode into the corral on a pony
with which I had had great success
At steer roping, and roped a broncho
4 had had my eyes on for over q week.
She was a 1.-THE, swift animal and had
always led the flock. After a fierce
struggle I succeeded In bridling her,
and after several unsuccessful at
tempts to sadie her / Was about to
give up in desrRir. AZ this juncture
one OF my pals came on the scene
and we put heads together as to
the better plan Of saddling her. We
decided to entice her over to q high
board fence and tie her firmly to the
fence. This done, we approached her
from outside the fence and dropped the
saddle on her back and buckled the
straps without any great dihfculty.
Then, before We united the ropes
which held her to the fence, / mount
ed.
After the broncho was released I
made . spectacular ride around the
inside OF the ~inclosure and finally she
esp:ed the open gate and made for
the prairies in true broncho style. BY
way of explanations / might state that
it is the trlan Of all bronchp busters
to rde tke pony at the ynrst trial for
several hours, OF until such q timS -
it will b partly submissive. owing to
ot<yn1 xSho rrtt0u o. 7 ~o$<loA Nrwyn
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AS we understand Mr.. Gompers' posi-
ton. he is not trying to deliver the
labor vote to any particular candidate.
He simply demands that all laborine
men shall vote the democratic ticket.
That's all.-Chicago Tribune.
, 1908-07-30
An Unusual PRIVILEGE.

I'm going to KICK" complained
Henpeck. my wife doesn't let me
have any money to spend at all lately
You poor fellow!" exclaimed
Meekly.
why. my wife gave me $a5 to
spend only the other day"
"Oh, you're fbbingi"
mo. sir! She allowed me, to call
on the landlord and pay the rent"
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Oickerino.

Yes" said the steamship agent
that's our best rate for a second-cab
In passage to Liverpool"
But" asked the prospective tour
LIST, don't you make any rebate?"
For what?"
We'll say. for nine meals. I'm Al
ways sick the first three days out"
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Very Soft. Id

II met some one today" said Tess
who is veryamuch stuck on you.n
who was it," asked Jess, after ,
thoughtful pause.
Just think Z moment"
Il am thinking: thinking hard"
"Ohi you'll never guess that way
Think Of something soft"
, 1908-07-30

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month you 4 get all the news OF
the world right up to the minute by
V1hscribing for The Republicsa.
, 1908-07-30

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, 1908-07-30

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, 1908-07-30

atioa OF members from other parts of
the state chan his. Such u man Is, We
believe, to be found in Mr.. G.. NJ. Win
kelman. His emirfently just n fair
handling of such measure as came
through him at the last Legislature,
and his support of all measures that
were OF benefit to the state entities
him to consideration at the hands of
his fellow representatives, IL II be Mr..
Winkelman's good fortune to secure a
reelection"
From several different parts Of the
state has come the suggestion that Mt.
G. M. Winkelman he not only returned
as a member OF the Legislature, but
that he be made speaker OF the house.
These suggestions are born of the
knowledge that Mr.. W1nkelman during
his last term OF once In the legisia-
ture showed great ability and knowl-
edge along those specified lines, which
would At him for the position OF
speaker.
"We, OF course, in this section OF the
state would consider 1t a great honor
II MI. Wlnkeiman we're chosen to be
speaker Of the rext house, but we also
feel that 1t would be a well deserved
honor, and we will certainly exert our
selves TO the extreme to bring about
his selection"
We have previously sized MI. Win
kelman up AZ a IA OF r political
acumen and overpowering genius-a
statesman of such transcendent power
that all others paled into insignif-
canoe, but itappears the half had not
come within, the range Of our benight-
ed vision.
1t Ia gracious of the proprietor OF
the Herald to enlighten the public and
take them into his confidence. The
people have a right to know of the
ability and the honor of the man who
is to be the speaker of their next
house of representatives, and who
could give them the Information right
of the bat to better advantage than
the candidate himself? He knows the
truth and he is willing to admit it all.
What's the use of oeing modest and
bashful about ones great attainments
anyhow?
, 1908-07-30
BAsHFUL WINK

Hon. G. NJ. Winkleman Of Carbon
county recently purchased the Grand
Encampment Herald and in the latest
issue of the Herald the following
POLITICAL talk appears:
MI. G. NJ. Winkelman has announc.
ed himself as candids1e for 4 member
OF h lower house In the coming leg
fslature, and If successful he win prob.
ably ind a majority Of the members Of
the house eager to make him their
speaker"
THE speaker of the house or repre-
sentauves OF the Wyoming leetzaa,
lure. u possess q thorough know.
ledge Of the needs Of the county which
ne represents. and the friendly co-oper.
, 1908-07-30
REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET.

REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET.
Presidential Electors,
FRED WAEGELE
OF johnson County.
JOHN HAY
OF Sweetwater County.
T. A. COSGRIFF
OF Laramie County.
Representative In Congress,
FRANK w. MONDELL
of Weston County.
Judge Of Second judicial District,
CHARLES e. CARPENTER
OF Albany County.
, 1908-07-30

REPUBLICAN, NATIONAL TICKET.
For President,
WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT
Of Ohio.
For Vice President,
JAMES SCHOOLCRAFT SHERMAN
OF New York.
, 1908-07-30

Daily Republican q, cents = month.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-12-16

tachment suits here yesterday
against Etc., but when the sheriff
went to levy on the stuff Eto could
not be found, and it looked as II
everything of value had been remov-
ed during the night. All that re-
mained was an old team of horses
and an old wagon, which the sheriff
says were not worth taking away.
and about twenty tons of beets, piled
up In the field, ready to take to the
factory. His account was also at
tached at the sugar factory, but 1t
il not known that he has any money
coming there.
He owes the Farmers Supply
company about 800, with a mort
gage on the Implements. but the stufs
is gone, and 1t Is said that $500
would not pay his other debts III
Greeley. The Morgan people have
made the first attachments and they
will receive the proceeds Of what
ever goods are found and the only
thing that will be left for the local
creditors will be the memory OF Etc
or Noka.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-12-16
PROJECT FINISHED.
riverside Reservoir Ready to Turn
Over to Stockholders.

Riverside Reservoir Ready to Turn
Over to Stockholders.
The board of directors OF the Riv-
erside Irrigation company met at
the ONCE of Charles F. Tew in this
city Monday morning, to consider
the matter Of the acceptance OF the
big pond. which is now entirely COM
pleted. They then took autos to
the headgate and line of inlet. The
ditch ia flowing 500 feet per second
now, and with slight increase in
size could be made to deliver 500
feet Winter food waters from the
Platte feed the reservoir. which
covers $500 acres, and is the larg-
est reservoir in the state except the
Cheeseman dam. above Denver. The
inspection party. which included the
engineer ]. E. YoungQuist. found ev-
erything in ship shape. Four miles
of the inlet ditch is of concrete. pre-
venting the leakage of any water
whatever. The reservoir will irri-
gate 10000 acres, and lies partly in
Weld and partly in Morgan counties
The Greeley tribune., 1908-12-16
Arrows Win at the Fair.

The Arrows won the basket Dali
game with Fort Collins at the ar
mory Friday evening. The game
was the curtain raiser for the big
Catholic fair, now in progress, ana
which is attracting unusual atten-
tiop. The score was 80 to IL, ana
If seems as If there were no teams IN
the neighboring towns. with the ex-
ception of Morgan, that can holo 'ne
local boys level.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-12-16
Miss Irene Houston Entertains.

MlSS irene houston EuSEthS'
very pretty social function was
held at the home OF Miss Irene Hous-
ton, Tuesday evening, December g.
from 8 to 12 p. m.
The art gallery, with other amuse-
ments and music. formed the enter
tainment. A dainty two-course
lunch. consisting of creamed chicken
sauiwiches, nut salad. pickles. olives
and coffee, ice cream. cake and mints
was served.
All present pronounced Miss Irene
u charming entertainer and departed
with merry hearts and laughter.
Those present we're Mrs. Hahn OF
Colorado Springs; Mr.. and Mrs. H.
A. Russell. Misses Nora Rugh, Hat
tie Yardley, Della Woods. 1leen Mon
ahan. Gladys Morgan, Frances
Noyes. Elizabeth Van Gorder. Anna
Adams. Vera Wasley; Messrs. Will
bur o. Hahn, of Colorado Springs
A. b. DeVoe. Claud Hadsell. william
Welch. Lewis Carpenter, Oliver car
pcnter. John Morgan. Walter Adams
Charles Ankeney. Arthur pehke'
Wilmer Lewis. Lee Alden.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-12-16
Jolly Sixteen.

MFR. and Mrs. ID. A. Camheld en-
,art,iued the Jolly Sixteen card club
Wednesday eve. Bridge whist was
tho game of the evening. Mrs. w. H.
Rowe being the most fortunate play
or winning a beautiful centerpiece.
G. Fl. Ramsay took the consolation
rr;ze A fine repast was served In
the dining room and the usual good
time was enjoyed by the congenial
crowd.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-12-16
money to set up little kingdom of

money to set up a little kingdom Of
his own.
A man from the Morgan County
Credit association came here a week
ago and identified G. Eto, who lived
in the vicinity of the sugar factory,
az a Jap who is wanted In Morgan
county, not only for obligations
amounting to some $4,000. but also
for making away with mortgaged
property. which is penitentiary Of
fense. The Morgan county man says
that Eto was known there by the
name of Y. Noka. He rented a large
amount of acreage in Morgan county
and had 4 number of Japs working
for him, and was rated Al with the
credit association Of that place. Al
ter the beets were all harvested and
delivered Noka moved out between
two suns and his debtors were
made to mourn" Nothing was left
plements. which were secured by
chattel mortgages. That was early
last winter. just twelve months ago,
and ever since there has been raft
of implement men. grocery men. fur
niture men and coal men looking for
Noka. besides the numerous land
lords who rented him their ground
in Morgan county.
On behalf Of the Morgan county
creditors, Jos. c. Ewing began at
The Greeley tribune., 1908-12-16
COLORADO ALSO
LEADS in BARLEY
- a hhrrER FEED THAN CORN
os~ DE Raised ChcapIy and Rr,nos
Large Returns,

" raised CheapIy and Brings
Large Returns.
barley is adapted to most sect,ors
" o''orauo' 1t makes its growth and
'p."' III iewer days than the other
kfa'h crops This particularly fits
!. io' 'ne dry lands of the plains, as
-. 'o'slufe Of the early spring is
o..eh sumcient to mature a fair crop
petore the summer draupb+ par,.v
'na.ures In the short seasons of high
attitudes.
Ihe yield on the plains ia from
nleeeh to forty bushels per acre, de-
pena'hs largely upon earliness of
seeo'hg' preparation OF the soil and
selection OF seed.
o"'iey ripens in many sections of
COLORADO at attitudes as high az
s'ooo ieet' In Gunnison county, on
tsrm at an altitude of $500 feet,
0ss'ey has ripened every year with
OUT iall for thirteen years.
IN The lower irrigated sections,
the average yield per acre is fifty
bushels, and often runs as high as
eighty to 100 bushels.
According to the U. s. department
OF agriculture, the average yield OF
oariey' per acre. in Colorado, for the
past five years has been the highes,
OF all the states east Of the Rocky
mountains.
According to the same authority
the average yields per acre. for 1907
ware.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-12-16

Foley's Orino Laxative cures
chronic constipation and stimulates
the liver. Orino regulates the bowels
SO they will act naturally and you
do not have to take purgatives con-
tinuously. Sold by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1908-12-16
Sentence is Reduced.

Jay j. McGee. the Ault man VINO
was convicted last summer or rop-
hing q woman at Fort Collins ana
was sentenced to q term or Iron"
three to five years. had his sentence
reduced Friday by the board or par
dons, to two years.