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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20
EXPLAINED at Last.

"'Because' Is essentially woman's
word" growled the mere man. "Ev-
cry time a woman gives because as a
reason for anything she exposes the
lnefilciency OF the feminine mind"
"She doesn't do anything Of the
kind" snapped the woman with the
protruding chin. "she merely exposes
the inndequacy OF the English language
when II comes 10 explaining her finer
mental operations boston Herald.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20
Hard on the Groom.

"You have such a model husband"
said the lady who was congratulating
the bride.
The next day the bride bethought
her to look up the word model in
the dictionary. and this is what she
found: "Model-A small imitation Of
the real thing. "-Harper's Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

The first echoes Of Mr.. L. Hapgood Of
peru, who gave the legislatures Of 1904
and 1906 his ideas in detail in slow
voiced oratorty that always command.
ed attention, have been heard in the
following note to the writer. 'Why
not suspend the rules and Immediately
pass Hitchcock's bin giving the govern.
or the right to suspend. or postpone,
the hunting season in time Of severe
drought. Under present conditions, es-
pecially owing to the fall Of the dry
dead leaves our forest are simply tin
der boxes and it would be suicide to
allow them TO be occupied by a crowd
Of hunters now In a supplementary
note he sounds the warning as follows:
Our heaviest interests are az stake.
4 heavy pail Of smoke hangs over us
this morning and we can even smell
the tree odor have never before
favored suspending the rules but here
is case applicable believe. never
knew our forests 30 at the mercy of
hunters match Those who re-
repeatedly heard Mr.. Hapgood's plea
for the preservation of the deer may
see in the above another yelled argii.
ment in favor of the life Of what ne
used to term "the graceful creatures"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

The Smith Premier people nav have
visible typewriter. Their blind writer's
have a world reputation and for the
past five years while they have been
fighting the visible writer's they have
been at work building one. j. IT..
Shafter, the agent who visits this dis.
trict, had one Of the new machines at
the Pavilion on Monday evening which
attracted considerable attention There
are none on the market at the present
time and delivery is not guaranteed
within % days.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20
Sound In One Respect.

SLOW is that horse you bought"
''Weii." answered the man who tries
to be optimistic: his legs amt very
good and bis hoofs have a few cracks
and his wind is poor, but he has a
great appetite. Washington Star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20
skool pays.

skooi days. skool days.
Cum back with tn cool days.
Reedin' an ritin an 'rithmetick
Didn't tn holidays 20 BY quickO;
Gee. but US kids all hate to gol
Grownups all say it's hne, | no.
But guess they've forgot how skool
meant wO
When they was Just little kids
kansas City Times
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

Senator F. NJ. Butler Of Rutland may
not be a candidate for the judgeship.
He intended to make decision on
Monday evening but all the statement
he would make at that time was that
he was not inclined to be candidate
for superior Judge This would indi.
cate tnat he went into the contest at
al it would be to capture the vacancy
on the Supreme bench, jumping over
the heads Of the Superior judges stand.
ing in line for the vacant places on
tahe supreme bench.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

Hon. Zed s. Stanton, who made such
a fine run for the governship nomina-
ton this summer and when defeated
by Mr.. Prouty took off his coat and
worked for him to roll up big Re-
publican majority, has many friends in
the House and Senate who believe that
he Il the man for the vacant place on
the bench caused by the retirement Of
Judge Tyler.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

Three sizeable fires in as many YER
mont communities over Sunday ought TO
lend boom TO the insurance business.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

An old Page in Vermont political his
tory was turned anew at Montpelier
to-day.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20
Evolution Of Willie.

AZ school he was called Willie,
AS youth he was called WIN.
When a young man he was Billie
And later just plain Bill.
Then marriage did this fact evince-
He's billed" and has been ever since.
Chicago News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20
hia eest.

you say you did your best TO save
the balloonIst from falllng?
Eyes; be hadn't fallen more than fifty
feet before / called out TO him TO stop"
Los Angeles Times.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

OF course you have made up your mind
who you are going to vote for two weeks
from to-day, and Of course you have
made up your mind to vote.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20
The Power Of Niagara.

Mr. Howard Isn't It wonderful what
force Niagara has?
Mrs. Talkmueh-M aryelousl Do you
know when | first saw 1t for full
moment couldn't speak. = Brooklyn
Life.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20
The Promotsr,s cempIaoenex.

The stock was water that you bought
From me. tbs true, on gilt edge terms.
And yet young man, you surely ought
To thank me, since it holds no germs.
washington Star.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20
Different Now.

Al first II he spoke cross to her
She used TO weep.
But now II he protests at all
She talss heap
Detroit Free Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20
The Mad &c Tie Hour

While thoughts of airmanship engage
The sage inventors near and far.
What's wanted most would seem 10 be
A dirigibie motor car
New York World.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

Mrs. G.. NJ Powers Morisvilh is
in Montpelier this week, the guest of
Mrs. f. A. Mutt, to attend the fune-
tons of ladies week.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

After trying ont the White House the
other day, Taft remarked that he rather
like the place. Strange, passing strange
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

Secretary Henry D. Holton Of the
state board Of health is a visitor at
the State House this week
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

Tamsny taps the till for ten thou.
sand, Next
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

problem that promises to be satisfactory
to a majority Of our people, Burlington
Free Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

The legislators are at loss what
TO do this week in connection with gal
lcry-aimed oratory. There il no cap.
ital punishment bin or woman suffrage
measure in the hopper to be talked
about and what IS to be done with all
the wives and fair daughters in the
galleriesl
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

Obviously, River street needs house.
cleaning.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-10-20

Which ever way you
turn you'll find our store
is headquarters for the
exact styles.
Our Resident Buyer is
waltzing all over the New
York market to keep our
store supplied with every
new point of fashion for
men and boys.
This week we make a
special showing of dress
shirts, ties and waistcoats.
Visit our shoe depart
ment, it will pay you.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-08-07
WATERToWN souTH DAKoTA FRIpAaa AUdUsT q laoss
HOMES ON MONTHLY PAYMENTS

expect acquire city property
offered before the modern
fine
y cent unpaid balances AL described
look them Clear title bonded abstract
the choice look them then
commissions
- sss LEE SLOWER
cement walks curb and gutter furnace Kitchen
cellar Four blocks Price $4,000 O $500 90
cash, balance $50. .00 month.
block Watertown being No Kemp
Two houses this lot building
Cement walks Monthly $780, Price $14OO0O cash.
balance S25 90 month
ia 12 block Third north of Kemp
the east side Of 18th and street
Cement sidewalk curb and gutter Price $25O00 cash.
No three house, blocks fine lot,
we'll block Petgre addition. Price
$4,000. At least $4,000 cash, balance $50 month
oored basement full size Of house walks in block u
per month s$83s s8a@
Nine residence 5th northeast
cennented walks, curb Price
$280000 At least $500 90 balance $25 month
No 90i Three four cottages the south side of
fourth south between and fourth sTetS
and city water full cemented Easements Price EACH
$500. 90 cash.; balance $40 90 per month.
south block Kemp Brothers
body Will not subdyde Price $1,000 5000 balance
month Il
inclusive block Kemp Brothers. rs
front Kemp The three for $4,000 $ 90 balance
$10.0 per month.
Lots inclusive block Kenlps hundred
front on Kemp $4,000 $50 90 cash balance 5 90
7 month"; S
No 81 Lots16 and lots Broth
On south nice bunch Of
s6O0Othe lot $1,000 cash and balance SIS 90 month 3
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-08-07
A Large Number 0i Contestants Enter tue Race
Mrs. Geo W. Baxter Wins Second Prize
With Thirty Nine Corrections and Miss
Nellie Ralph, of HazeI, Wins Third
With Thirty-eight Corrections.

5 ~ x 9sss, KS "a,
ne Ab. 81. edlgor mas awarded
prizes ~ as IolioWs w to tne three Ioi-i
ioWilass e
First N iss silora Spicer.s
city AZ errors corrected, 500
Second Mrs. Baxter city
SO errors corrected. S33. .OO.
Third Mise Ntsll;a s l,,t, a ~
al s. Is AZ f,rors ,,.,,,ractad M a ,1 s2' No. m
s q . !. 6 80 & ~.
.,.i,, E, IL 81 q 8. lsa1r, sss
80 Us ~ { t als 80
& ss vas VS. a IA ,lle con's's .atil 6 a.llsa aS
a:,agsy a W. ssilul e, aiig
8 go ! aels.se .. l'sssi ti sss3 8
y ass rs, ,,e m 80
iai i1slllli 81 \ !, j piiss 49, Is
l.sslssQ ~ l1' I,llsSes Is ll's colitsss,
nu I ',,s IS S. 8 j; 4; ll,a,, I. aa s. ssS
,sa il.ss. IT,, s.ls, s 1Os.s' lsei,s.''A
M s.sl T. .. O. N Y .5.s IL Y ~
~ ~ l,liss 1, .ls.s s ~ sa 81
$50 s,o aaa ai. 1sss.ss y +. gas ~ 3
ahn s. s. HIS e4s sssvad 81 #as iolaoWs {:
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-08-07


B@odgett eynings esvenings
Qooke y phonag aphs phonogr 4
Dye works red lying redy9iin1p
|Sederstr delicasie de- licacies
cafe
Father s bread fathers
IGosden EagIe col egian scol Hes ian i
IsNvVaSerto own Rug Co. Ing grane ingraingl
Briekaiii or, t doesn
Brirkell fq.lfs cures
b. Prey jewel lryt jewelrys
KAN lnanufa acturs iiianufa acturers
|Deska Mi Hing Co M
Wm. Luck briefey briefly
AAfahowald
nlannfa ctalrers mann ctlaref
Es j.. Goope tnre furn itare
Lyon preconcie preconceiYed
(ANatertown prod duse odncea
Rraduce
Covers & Best adress dress
Mex ools R are
e. Smith contractor contractor
Central discrip lions d laescrip ptions.
Meat Market
.slA. Snyder YOU
Watertown Car delicious delicious
donating Co.
1 edward Il hard dWear hard dWareg
ISearles
Commercial cel llence excel Hence
House
Commercial House cor for
Gilruth Depart elsewhe q elseWlere:
mefts Store
4 Gnlvers sherb rtes sherbetss
Most of the contestants named
the word mispell led 4 ID the intro
duction as b mistake. This sis cor
rect according the dict tionary.
/ ! The same book also allows sps-
Ecialty and specialit ity ali correct.
Altogether the contest has been
very successf f,ll and great interest
has been shown III the same. We
Hope to have another soon, when
Tour experience in this one will
make the next al tile more inter
testing and exciting 81
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-08-07

Carpenter His wife and two chill
Hdren. George and Mabel survive
his demise.
The funeral was held Sunday
from the Immaculate Conception
church at 2::30, Rev q MearaI
conducting the solemn services.
There was A large attendance oI
friends and synlpa athizers, and the
many floral tributes that covered
the casket showed ithe respect irl
which the deceased was held Beau
stifll music was sung by the regu-
lar choir The internlent was made
lin Mt. Hope cemetery NJ
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-08-07
/ Y ! I !! !

diss Selma Johnson has accepted
q position as clerk in syon Live.
Store
Miss IVA OFT left Thursday even
ling for q month i vacation iii M iin-a
neapoils and " iseonsin points
BE B. Parsons arrived Tues,
day evening from q trip to Iowa
noints Mrs. Parsons will return
later.
Dan Bannister returned home,
Monday from Doland aWh here he has
been visiting his parents for a
couple sof days
Miss Ruth Spencer has returned
from her summer vacation and his;
again aiken up her duties in Lyon's si
store.
here was quite large crowd
out to hear Rev Hushaw lecture
|at the Methodist church Tuesday
evening
Mr. and Mrs. "A. ] Mel Der1nott Of
|Lohrvil lle, Id, visited the; first cf cffj
| the week the home Of Mr. and
Mrs. n Hopkins in this city.
w B. Lamb bert, foreman il this
office, is taking layof this week..
and is looking after business at
CLARK.
Mrs. Peck Of James, MINI,
is visiting ID the city for q few
days at the home Of Mr. and Mrs.
" Reed.
Rev. r. Jenkins went to Nit
Ichell Monday to attend q meeting Of
THE board of directors Of Dakota
Wesleyan Versitity
The Ladies, Circle of the Baptist
gchurch will give i ten cent tea at
THE home Of Mrs. Henry Rice 6s223S 6223S
Is. Warner w Wednesday next. All
are invited.
1 Mrs D. lker together
with daughter and son, left Monday
evening to join MI. Walker ia st.
Paul there to make their future
i home. slsl
Miss Louise Hilgenbo oekar Of
4 Aberdeen has accepted a position as
|stenographer and saleslady fol-
4 Halbkat, and began her new duties
4 Monday
Mr.. and Mrs. II. ID. Mace Coshan,
Miss Mulholl Hand and Miss Marion
Mace Cosham Of Martinette, Mich,
are camping at Stony Point. They
|,are occupying the Brickel d cottage,
Fred Englesby left Tuesday ev-
ening for San Jose, Cal for a few
weeks S vacation, and to look over
the country with an eye to a posi-.
bic location q - -: s..sss s...ss
G. Hudson who has been fill.
ling the place of car service at the
! st. Louis depo has been offered \
| position as operator in the ST
Il Louis Offices at Aberdeen.
Every body is taking vacation,
these days. The vacation bug mus
be abroad. Most everybody yol
meet has just returned from or i,
going to take a vacation.
: The Dacotah Magazine building
is nearing cornpl elton. is ex
fpeeted to have it ready for the ma
chinery to he installed about til,
middle Of the month
Miss Leota Dickinson, who ha
been visiting at the home Of Mis-
n Gladys Jones for the past twt
weeks, left Monday morning on TIL,
Northwestern for her home a
/ Mankato
w. H. Mather returned horn,
II Saturday from the southern part q
1.-THE state, where he has been TO
1.-THE past fortni glt looking aftel
the interests Of the United Under
HWriters Go.
G. Whistler left Tuesday ev
Hening for Sparta is. called there
lby a message from his wife tilai
her mother M RI. Mary Anderson
|ahad passed away Mrs. Whistle,
has been at the bedside Of he;
| |innot ti1er8 for some time
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1908-08-07
Original Jew,elry

THERE'S dis ction q de
sigh as we'll as quality in the
cTaftmanship Of the jewelry
shown at Hall kat s.
Fashion s / attest pro due
tions of Brac lets, Laval v
Ilieres, Beads, Cuff Links,
Hat Pins Bro ches, Neck
Chains, w aist Pins, Lock
cts, Veil Pins, Fobs, Scarf
Pins, Etc Etc are New
and Fresh at Hal bkat S. See
them.
Correct Style and DUAL
|sity and Reaso enable Pric ces
have kept us ahead of COM q
petition for over ter ) Ysseass
| iii Waterto the live city. !.
Try Us.
G1znJl,lsllnkl11as1
- 1EWgzER & oazzczaA~ Y ( B.
LtATERTokYs5 5sL2AH. 5S5
if you want good 5 cent cigar,
buy the Hunch.'' II Is the best 4 I
cent cigar soId IN the city.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-02-20
Facts of Interest.

A recent visit of continental royalty
to london cost King Edward $3.50, 600.
A letter addressed to "The man who
wears the tallest hat in Bristol,u has
been correctly delivered in that Eng
lish city.
1t is estimated that the Kaflirs in the
diamond mines at Kimberley, South
Africa, steal 81, 250,00 worth of dia-
monds in year.
AS result of recent accidents to va
rious navies the British warships will
have their magazines coiled with re-
fri Grating machinery.
The rice -four cracker of China is by
far the whitest biscuit product in the
world. In comparison with it the
whitest American biscuit looks dingy.
Herr Mauser has invented what he
considers an improvement OH his we'll
known rifle by which it reloads itself
automatically from a cartridge cham
ber.
A portable army outfit for water
sterilizing was turned over to the Unit
ed States government in August. 1t
has a capacity under test of 400 gallons
of water per hour.
1t is estimated that there are $780,
600 dogs in Great Britain.
The output of all the vineyards of
the world is estimated to be 1854, ,4l6,.
600 gallons.
Mexicans resemble the japanese in
that the vast majority of them eat no
butter Of any kind.
Annie Louis Cary, the greatest Of
American cOntraltos during her opera.
tic career. has jusG passed the sixty
fifth anniversary of her birthday.
The second of its kind in the coun-
try is the picturesque temple of wor-
ship which 1900 Greeks at Lowell,
Mass, have built, it being a 100000
structure with a brilliant golden dome
and two golden turrets.
That the st. Louis balloon carnival
and recent demonstrations abroad have
shown that dirigible balloons are indis-
pensable to the army is the belief of
Major Edgar Russell temporarily I'M
charge of the Signal Corps. 1t is said
that for this reason Secretary Tat's re-
port will ask Congress to appropriate
substantial sum for beginning the con-
struction of the United States aerial
fleet.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-02-20
What Liquor Costs.


The saying tha! figures can't lie
is so familiar as to be trite-togeth-
ef with its corollary that liars can
figure. 1t is, however, manifest
that false deductions may be reach
ed by glancing specifically even at
figures which are authentic. Thus
the statement is put out by the
Federal Commission of Internal
Revenue showing that during the
past fiscal year the American peo-
pie consume 100, 900, 900 more gal
Ions of beer than in any preceding
twelve months, and that their pur-
chases of distilled spirits were also
larger by more than seven million
gallons than for the year ending
June 80, 1905. The first and most
natural thought suggested by this
showing is that drunkenness must
be on the increase. Yet as a mat
ter of plain facts, nearly all intelli-
gent observers will agree that the
contrary is the case. 1t is always
to be remembered that the popula-
tion of the United States is rapidly
growing-especially since we have
acquired the habit OF taking within
our gates a million or so immi-
grants yearly. That alone would
account largely for the reported in
crease i'll the consumption of moder
ately or strongly alcoholic beverag-
es. But without attempting to
minimize the evils wrought by the
excessive use of intoxicants, it is
obvious that the so-called "temper-
ance question" is being gradually
and on the whole effectually, dealt
with by public sentiment. Total
abstinence on the part of their en-
ployes is now required by numer-
Gus railroad corporations; i'll most
forms of business the knowledge
that any responsible worker falls
into even occasional inebriety is
deemed cause for his dismissal; the
which in the good
old days" was not regarded as ser
iously marriig the standing of a
gentleman" is now under the ban
in all decent society. Although
the national drink bill may still
be good deal too big, drunken
ness is assuredly tar less prevalent
than it was even single genera
tion ago.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-02-20
Kidney Disease
Kills.
Thousands Never Suspect That
They Have 1t.

tits now generally admitted that diseases of the
kidneys and bladder constitute the greatest source
Of disease Cure these and we remove the cause
OF nearly all ailments Of the Liver. Blood, Stomach
and Bowels. But the approach Of Kidney disease
Is DO ely and gradual that the first symptoms may
not be noticed. Here are some OF the most common
symptoms OF this dangerous disease:
Discolored or dark urine, sometimes excessive
and OF pale color.
Unusual desire TO urinate, especially at night.
'Brick Dust" deposits, sometimes containing
albumen and blood.
swelling around eyes, ankles and abdomen.
Drowsiness and constant tired feeling.
Pale, hot and dry skin.
Pain In the back, headache, cramps in the legs.
Bowels constipated, digestion impaired.
Rheumatic pains In the joints and muscles.
Ifyou have any Of the above symptoms your kid.
neys need Immediate attention. and DIR. David Ken.
nedys Fayorite Remedy should be taken at once.
Do you know what will happen II you neglect these
symptoms? Brighrs Disease, most terrible, IL
nearly always the outcome DR.. David Kennedy's
Favorite Remedy has cured thousands of kidney
disease and we have the positive proof. II will
you Send to DIR. David kennedy's Sons, Rondout,
n. T., for free sample bottle and medical booklet
Largo bottles $500, a all druggists.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-02-20
Nobody Wants it.
Office or Prothonotarf In Schuyikiii County
Goes Begging.

No candidate has filed petition
on either ticket for the nomination
Tor the Office of prothonotary in
Schuylkill county and nobody
seems to want the Office on account
of the meager compensation con-
nected with it. The naturalization
law, recently passed by congress,
has cut the fees of the Office almost
in half and after paying the two
deputies needed to conduct the Of
fee the next prothonotary will have
less than $1,000 year for himself.
AS it costs as much to campaign for
this office as any other county job,
the candidates are evidently scared
off.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1908-02-20
Hoqv Is Your Blood ?

II you lack strength, are nervous, have
no appetite, don't sleep WELL get tired
easily, your blood is in bad condition.
You cannot be strong without pure, rich
blood. Hoods Sargaparilla makes good,
rich blood and keeps it good.
Dyspepsia -" For six months my sys.
TEN was out Of order with dyspepsia and
impure blood. Spent lots Of money In vain,
but Hoods Sarsaparilla cured me-" Jos. S.
ZAyBA, Genoa, Neb.
Had No Appetite ~ was troubled
with dyspepsia and had no appetite. had
faint feeling after eating. My constitution
vas all run down but. Hoods Sarsaparilla has
fully relieved me-" FLORENCE STOWE,
Snidervile Wisconsin.
Weakness bless the day heard Of
Hoods Sarsaparilla. as it cured me of extreme
weakness after grip. built my husband up
after. pneumonia, and cured eczema and
blood.poisoning in our children" Mrs. M.
A. DELwoRTH, Box I, Embreeville. Pa
Hoods Sarsaparilla is sold everywhere.
In the usual liquid, or in tablet form called
Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre-
pared only by O. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass.