Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-10-02

either. She talks when she is awake
Life
Actor-Are We alone2 Voice from the
Audience You would beif we could
get our money back at the box Office.
Footlights.
Pa" We'll. what is it now = PA.
wheg i grow Hiss how VIII keep from
marrying the wrong woman?" "You
won't. Life
Wife What would YOU like for your
birthday, dear? misunderstanding at
all. | haven't any money.--Meggen-
dorfer Batter
Doctor You have some sort Of pot
SON in your system Patient Shouldn't
wonder, What Nas that last stuff you
gave me? New York Sun.
Blobbs A politician always reminds
me Of IA piano Slobhs How SO? Blobbs
IF he's squarehes considered oldfash-
Toned. Philadelphia Record.
She ,sentlmentally How like life are
the waves of the sea! He--You bet
Come TO the shore In great style, and
so away broke, sydney Newsletter.
George -Gertie has decided to marry
Young Multimlll She thinks she can
make something ont of him. Ethel
About how much ?l .ondon Opinion.
Mrs. Benham As the story goes, Rip
Van Wrinkle slept twenty years. Ben
ham Il wonder II his breakfast was
ready when he woke mp. Town Topics.
Il hardly know my wife b. sight.
You see, made her acquaintance ut
the masked ball, and now we're travel
ing in our auto MI the time !"--.Iugend.
Patience Those two girls dislike one
another anu yet they always kiss when
| they meet Patriee Yes, | suppose each
hopes the other VIII get the microbes
| Yonkers Statesman
"'rhe way to get away With anything
In this world my boy, is TO stick TO It
stick TO it, yep that's the way the
cat got away with the fly paper just
now" Houston Past
Grimsey What is the psychological
moment} ChoIly II is when you get a
tip ON dead SINE thing and do not
happen to have the moner to back It up.
New Orleans World.
Editor Did sou interview the leader
of the sufTragettes rs nstructed7 Re
porter-~I chilled on her, but she
wouldn't talk Eiltor She Wouldn't
Was she dead? puck
Yes" said Mr. .rambo. 4 passed
around the hat to-day And why In
uuired Mr. Bones, did YOU pass around
the hatg II had ~. it was a merry
widow ~ Washington Herald.
nlox-- Kimberly is exceedingly mod
est isn't he? Knox J haven't noticed
&C. Blox Wen, he never talks about
himself Knox Oh, that isn't modesty;
It's discretion Chicago News.
Jeweier Yes, that engagement ring
Is plated, but Il Is warranted for ten
years Purchaser Haven't yen got any
thing cheaper, warranted for about ten
weeks ?tleyeland PLAIN Dealer
II started 10 tell my wife about
woman who made her own fall gown"
'WellT' "She capped my story with one
about a man who made a million col
lars . Louisville t'Ourier-JournaI.
Miss Watson Did Mr.. sark say to
YOU as entered the drawng-room last
night, Clara. "Is that The beautiful
Miss Watsonf" Clara Yes dear, with
the accident on the that Evening
Post
Il hear you ore going to take your
family to Europe" thinking some OF
H." "ilow viii sou go?' by balloon"
But thar isn't practical 1T win he
by the time we get ready. Nashville
American,
Merchant IN give You a position as
clerk 10 start with, and pay you what
You are worth Is that satisfactory
Applicant Oh perfectly: but--er--1f
you think the irm can afford it?-Illus,
trated Bits
First Weather Bureau Man Where's
4 that flag we hang ont when there's go
/ Ing TO be fair weather? Second Wealth
| or Bureau Mani hung il out last " eek
and storm came UP and carried 1t
, away philadelphia Bulletin.
Mrs Mugins My husband is per
feet crank Mrs Bugins-Al husbands
are, my dear Mrs Mugins-But fancy
man who complains that my mustard
blasters are not as strong as those his
mother used 10 make. Stray Stories
ITS such small chunk Of ice You
give me for nifty pounds" complained
The housewife. but notice, ma'am, the
firm and excellent quality Of it," said
the iceman "Ip buying ice your motto
should be Not how much, but how
good. Chicago Tribune.
The Customer When / bought a ear
from You few weeks ago you said you
would be willing TO supply new part
II broke anything. The Motor Agent
Certainly, sir What can | have the
pleasure Of providing you with? The
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