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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-09
ANNOUNCEMENTS

FOR COUNTY TREASURER.
To the Voters of Kandiyohi County :
l hereby announce myself can
didate for the Republican nominal
ton for Treasurer ssof Kandiyohi
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-09
ANNOUNCEMENT.

ANNOUNCEWE I'm I.
| hereby announce myself as a
candidate for Republican nominal
ton and reelection as Commission
err in the First district. If nomin-
ated, l respectfully solicit the votes
of the citizens of the First district
in the coming election.
I. H. OLSON.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-09
FOR SUPERINTENDENT OF
school

To the Voters of Kandiyohi County !:
| hereby announce myself as a
candidate for denomination and
election to the office of Superin-
tendent of Schools on the Republican
ticket, and most cordially ask your
at the primary election
September Is, 1908.
w. D. FREDERICKSON.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-09
FOR REGISTER OF DEEDS.

FOR REGISTER OF DEEDS.
To the Voters of Kandiyohi County,:
l hereby announce myself as
candidate for the office of Register
Of Deeds of Kandiyohi County on
the Prohibition ticket, and respect-
fully solicit your votes in the fall
election. G.. A. BAKLUND,
Route No. 5, Wi]lmar, MINI.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-09

ty, subject to the decision of the
voters at the primary election to
be held Sept. Is. | will greatly
appreciate any support given me by
my friends in this contest and as
sure you that l will do everything
| can to make myself worthy of
your confidence.
OLOF H. DALE.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-09-09
I. 9. OLSON.
ONDERTAkER
(liconsed EmbaImov. !

Observation-Disclosures Avenue w. Phone PIT
Residence. 81 First Street. Phone 11S.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30
SENTENCED
TO JAIL FOR ONE YEAR
Convicted of Stealing s., 500
From Clients, Judge Grain
Refuses Him Clemency.

william II. Flitner. lawyer, ~ No.
lod Wan street, siNty-siS years old. was
sentenced 20 the Pen!tentlary for one
year Wy Judge Grain at General Ses-
s'Ons to-day.
Fl!tncr was convicted Of grand lar
ceny IN stealing S2,50l belonging TO :wo
clients. Emma r. and MARI u Th0mp-
son, of K!ngsorldge Fiitner was their
counsel and custodian Of their fathers
estate. He had charge or about s., lOo
FOR years ana when an accounting was
demanded could not account for the
500, He was indicted early last wear
Judge Grain. after remarking that a
sentence OF imprisonment would he
melted ont as a warning 10 lawyers who
betrayed their trust, said that although
numerous letters hpi been received by
the Court certifying 10 the Defendants
previous good character, he believed he
shout be punished
FlItner Is member Of the Washing
ton Heights Presbyterian Church and
lO9 members OF the conservation sent a
petition Ia Judge Grain begging for
clcmency.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30
$48O,OOO CHECK
z SECONDS LATE
But Comptroller Metz Decided
Not to Penalize the Inter
borough Company,

Treasurer John Campbell. of H." Inter
borough Railway until recently pepul"
Chamberlain al Sew York or, rushed
into lAe' office OF Comptroller Metz to-
day.
Just IN time" Ec cH almed. as he
looked up at the big clock over the
Compuoller's safe, 'to save the pen
atty"
MI Campbell hsned from AN inside
pocket check for Si>oo'o drawn TO tine
order Of TN" Comptroller.
Here" lie shouted, extending the
chock to the Comptroller Here's tie
portion OF our taN Tahe n, quioh"
out came the C"mptrullors watoh.
Then be grabbed the rn'Dk
ms twelve seconds behind time " said
Nh Metz, "hut IN take n gladly. We
need the money, $50 viii not penalile
Don't know ir"' answered Camp
bell. "pid ! put In ""nrs as Deputy
Chamberlain Of the city without know
inE that the City always needs money
We'll, all ! can say" added the Comp
trollor, rs that you training as CITY
employee LAS stood ynu iu good stead.
Thanks, Hwfullv.'
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30

falling. John Jacob Aston, her son
announced ina She would not open
BeechWood, Aer Newport villa, for the
season. y then developed that as far
bach ~ tie previous year Mrs. Aston,
While II Europe, had trouble with her
heart. She was feverishly active in
Paris, and declared that size intended 10
make the approaching Newport season
:he gavest sre lad eve. witnessed
Upon her return to America the health
of the aged woman failed rapidly. She
suffered a complete breakdown in Bos.
ton and was brought TO her home here.
where she has since lived IN secluslon
Occasionally she went driving il the
park. but always with one or more
attendants
The truth IL that Mrs. Astor began
to have delusions and showed signs
her remark able mind. She imng-
ined TINT she was still the social
queen, and on several occasions
had Invitations written for bnlls
the mails. She also ordered great
quantities of goods from Fifth nve-
nue. houses, but under Instructions
from the family merchants never
delivered them.
1t is said that only Mrs. SAstor's
frugal mode of living, even when she
was at the height of her social sue
cesses, enabled her to Withstand the
nervous strain OF the past TWO years
as well as she has.
Ruled Society With Iron Hand.
For twenty years Mrs. Astor ruled
New York society with an iron hand
Sae had almost absolute power 10 make
or mar the ambitions OF those who
sought her sOc!J, patronage Her visit
Ing list was the index OF the socially
elect. Wien Mr.. Aston first aspired 10
De leader she sought the advice Of the
late Ward McAl,!ster. Together they
selected the famous 40 names OF those
eligible 10 be termed as really in So
ciety.
Mrs. Asto-'s ancestry COOS back to
1875. when Jacob Janse S-hernerhorn,
founder Of her fathers family in this
country, so.tlei on Manhattan. WIZ
lam SchermerAorn her father. was a
last century. soon after her debut she
married William Aston who died in
l"2, leaving the bulk Of his immense
fortune 70 his SON. John Jacob Astor.
II widow has always been tenacious
of the title OF Mrs Aston" Four
da Ich,ers and one son were born 10
Ter. The eldest daughter married
James J. Van Allen and died twenty
SIX years ago. She left two daughters.
Mss Helen Astor married James Roose-
rclt-Rooseye!t and died about sixteen
years ago. also leaving two children.
Miss Aug Asta Aston married J. Cole
~ln Drayton, and later OSilvie Ha!g
ana Miss Caroline Astor, the youngest,
married Orme Wilson. John Jacob
Astor, the only son, married Miss Ava
WNlrS. o. Philadelphia, in 1891
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30
Encouraging IS
MESSAGE FROM
NUTMEG STATE.
Jerome Morrell Reports Splen-
did Results as Outcome
Of New York Visit.

Jerome Morrel, a carpenter, residing
Al Ii Valley street, Cos cob. Conn, re
lates an interesting experience with the
Cooper remedies, which are now being
demonstrated at R!ker's New Drug
Store, West Fourteenth street. just
off Fifth avenue MI Morrell writes:
u suffered from the Tavages of blood
poison. rheumatism ana stomach
trouble. The pain in my joints was in
tense. and j hobbled about with the
greatest difficulty, sometimes bein;
scarcely able 10 move. My appetite
was poor my stomach out of order
my system greatly weakened ana | was
so nervous that / could not sleep.
For some lime / had been reading
In the newspapers about ths man
Cooper and The good worl, he was doing
for sick people in New York, And had
thus far failed 10 get rol.ef from either
doctors on medicine. | decided to take
a trip to New York ana see him As a
result OF my visit | carried home a
treatment Of Coopcr's New Discovery
] strictly compiled w'lh the directions
as 10 medicine, diet and exercise, and
] Will never he able to sufficiently taauk
Mr. cooper tor the good AIs medicine
mas NOllt +i4'.
Il took the New Discovery seven or
eight days before ] could notice tina;
Il was helping me. then gradually the
awful pain IN my joints began 10 sub
side. At this writing feel line, The
rheumatic pains have Geased entirely,
and | can walk about with ease My
appetite Is excellent, my stomach gives
me no trouble WAatever and | sleep
good | fully believe the Cooper treat
ment viii be effective in permanently
eradicaung from my system that
dreaded disease of blood poison.
I'm several weeks time have gained
in weight, am decidedly stronger, and
feel like a new man / am indeed
grateful, and heartily indorse Cooper 5
New Discovery
Cooper or his assistants continue -
meet the puplir daily az hIHers New
prug store, West Fo4r.egnth street
Just IN Flith avenue. 7 Ioop""
remedies are ON sale al al. the Ekcr
stores, and can be obtained at any
other drug store. 20
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30

MAKES \ CONFESSION,
Says He Posed as Buyer Of
Real Estate To- Get Into
House.

A slip 81 paoer dropped Nv tie thlot
who robbed Mrs En"r G Ada,na Of her
sf0o diamond earrings IN irr home nt
New Rochelle yesterday ed to MS ar
rest to-day. lie Is James Sommrrs. a
good looking, wel-drossei. Well spoken
young l.ugishmau, VINO las already
,nnressed to one slrlilar robbery and
another attempt. lie says lie made a
business OF rlhhIuE people who own
suburban property. Sourl'rs has been
living Mt 80 ll5 East Oue Hundred
street under the name OF Charles
o Conner.
He called at the home Of Mrs Adams
on Tuesday and spoke 20 her about buy
ing IT, Yesterday afternoon he reap
pcared and said he would like to look
over the house. Mrs. Adams was alone
Sommers talked Elthly about terms, and
seemed TO be satisfied with the price set
upon the property-Sl0,o
When he had satisfied himself that
Mrs Adams was alone he drew a re-
volver pointed !: az hey head and
commanded her 20 give up her valu-
ables. Size said all she had were her
earrings. and a. his command she took
hem of and handed them - MIN
Draws Gun When Trapped.
Tie, no hound her fee, with strap
90. ,e,,r.al sa,.i,s. II rogre. 10 have
80 ,o,,a xr,,, ,re .atifions IN eXpcL!,ions
of this nature"
l., he st,upr,a with Mrs Adams he
sro,,,e,,,,e slim Of rancr which bore his
a,,,ea ,,,r,a and his address. Thia
os hro,rh, "a Nav York last
,t,h, ~. = detective from New Ru-
to,,o t,a,,,e Ar,sn aud Hart we're
=, -. Fac, ana
asslsAeo |" "H''u W '' 49,
Hundred and sixth street FOR ma"
,.hos, dissertation was furnished them
:, o,--ock
he hppea'eu at
Hello o CohNof' sa'' A''e''' Se'
pins Wy ~ NM a-s revo,y.r bu- be
Inc roooer u'e"
fore he could use It Allen hit him In the
Zoe. Then Hart covered him with a
,., -, H., .r,,-. ~, b,e
DIG ponce P'slo' am
hands. The sleuths hnrr1eu MIN 90"
20 headquarters, where inspector Nc
oa'e''H "'e'
Found II Easv 10 Steal.
T., ,,,..,,,,,,-
SommerS SAID ne was porn II! b'rf'''"s
Lnm twenty-five years ago and came
~ Ill.,, r., ,o r,,,o,
j WorNco t"r time lor inc lh'e'
borough" he said, and then sNmC
,,,orey was left m. in England and !
''o',eE vas IT,. T.. ,n",, 49,. ra,,,,,,
Went oack Hl'er H. ~" NY ''''' -
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30
She IS Victim of Heart 'Irou-
bic ana Her Mind IS
Affected.
FAMILY AT HER BEDSIDE.
For Two Days She Has Been
in 4 COmatOSe Con-
ditiOn.


Mfs N"i'"n As'or mas '"a h'i the
crisis ~ - long Illness ND COS iu the
,,.,,. ., ,,..,. ,...,....- 90.
F'''' avenue. IT. A A. smith, /"
specialist In diseases - the heart. vas
called into consultations this n,orrIrc nv
~. ,..,, t.,,.. c.. .,.-,
go '''''' guy
can
After the departure ~ Dr. Smith pr
Flint cr.rss,l "a l,,r...,, sa,,,,,, r,r,t,
INV '''' VIZ ms p'''e"' '"' '''
'a'''''' s"'t '"' ""'3 d P"f''oh OF II
The statement made public read.
Mrs Astur passel a fairly comfort
abb night"
In anri,ina,l,p NJ death nt any mo-
,nent. the members M, Ms As,,,,s
family are Within ,au az r.r Lo5s,d.
The fact that bar u,rass mad raa,..nd .
critical stage Was ,,,t l,,oo,, r,,,, las,
nigh, u.bsr T- l-,ir, iss,o, ,t.. t,,,,,a.
lin
rr,rsa,, 10. =, o,o u =,
NJ, ,s,,~ r,t s,,,,... .,,,.,
~ al, ,,.,,.. ,s,,,...... ..t.,.,. 49,.
noai,s 40 So ,taa ,'a, Ia,
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A. -.
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49,. -,
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''',''''e' nos WIZ
'' nc 81 '''''' = '''"'''' aso'
wren MIS-. As'of began to decline rap
OF her case, was carIo5 IN and ns has,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30
BIG HARMONY PARADE.


In celebration of the burial of tho
hatche' in the old Nin,h Assembly Dis
tric' there Will he a hiE harmony parade
With 5000 men and six bands I'm line to-
night The parade viii form Mt tho
HoratIo seymour club. 40 267 West
Twenty-hfth street. and march al
through the district
John G. Sheohanites, Frank Goodwin
ties and William S. Dcveryii"s viii
march shoulder to shoulder shouting
tho battle cry OF Tammany Hall, which
varies in different parts Of the city, and
after tho parade is over there will ho
great doinEs AT tn" Horatio Seymou"
club. This IS the first time tho Demo
traits OF tho Nnth have been united
since Grover Cleveland was elected the
second time.
Tom smith secretary Of Tammaur
'Iall, was the chief iustiga'or ~ tho
harmony parade"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30
SISTER
SAYS HAWLEYS
HELD HER $4,000
Member of Brokerage Firm as
Mothers Heir, Mrs.
Levee Claims.

The trial o. the sui: o. william and
Alan r. Hawley agains: their sister,
Jennie NJ Hswley-Levee. to recover a.
legged loans agrrs eating SS+ $50, was
near It's close before Justice Erlanser
and jury IN the Supreme Court, TO-
day. when Mrs. Levee brought TO court
letter OF 1903 found last night: Her
oonnsel. Arthur c Train. declared the
lette- supplied compete proof that her
mother hai been a partner OF her sons
in the Broad stree, brokerage business
II was 10 he assumed that Mrs. Levee
was her heir.
Mr.. Train tried IN vain to get the
after before the jury. l. was excluded
on the objection James W. Osborne that
It was TOO late
Mrs. Levee testified that she and her
brothers drew their willis at the same
time that each brother willed Lis all
to her and she hequcathcd her entire
died.
Friends Till EIopement.
Mr.. Train offered her will in evidence
to show that there was the utmost
friendship among the three until last
April, when size. aged fny-one, eIoped
with Charles Levee, the twen,y-two-
year-old French balloonist. The win was
excluded.
Mr., Train succeeded in getting the
meat Of the letter of Mrs, Hawley before
the fury, however, in the cross-e,
o,,,ro,io, a, ,., y I1o,,o,. ~,
~ -''"' ~ "ieS' 'f.Ieu
by Mt osborne. Mr. Hawley testified
in rebuttal that he and his brother, in
tLelr Arm name had given nro,,iesory
ro,a. 80 ,,,aIr sis,ar - .a,r ~ &c.,
h"''S W me" s4S'e'' III oruer 10 make
her creditor in case OF their failure.
Then Mr.. Train asked.
no vou assor, ,bst ,,e a. nm ,oraor
80" "'''' '""' Wv S''''' 'ee'H
from YOUR grandmother to your sister
Jennie, was never used in the business
OF tbe err,o
~ Wv '''"
Never as capital. MY SISTER had
speculation account" Alan IIaWley re-
plied
Ism 7 IT n fact mat '"nr mother and
sister both demanded back from YOU
yo,I grandmother's legacy Ia Jonnie Of
=, ooo u.,,b r,toros, dou,, 10 ,ro ,,,o -,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30
Mrs. Wcinstotk Dragged From
Window in Thiet's Struggle
to Get Away.
THE BABY GIVES ALARM.



TIER" Is" very mN'h OF M'S. f'''"
Welnstonk hut what there Is is FUN of
fight az a burglar found ont early to-
,.,..,.,. ,.,..,,,,,.,, ,,,,,, ,,, ,yo,,,
$780,, r,.,.,
STREET. N''''""'S""'s' N''N' Is "'''''''
their small grocery store
NJ N"Ins'o"h has no part IN this
STORY, but AS ne explained subsequently.
'' ~ very SOUND sleeper ih"e'u' ana
We struggles OF ms WIG with hef oNf-
EIaf didnt even change the tenor OF
"i"hm ne was having ,h"t hr!Al was
ieS'''"' ana '."u hi,po'n'e" mn h'le
h'uS' EIo,'i -s''''' i'e Is winning ~
max '..'""'' u" '.''
. ,'"''" '' wa nv -
''" ''"' was 'N""'''''' ''"''' '' "''"
''i," W.. "'"'.'e' L" "'''" Wv '"' e'''
l"' 'n'I'''''"''"'', -" i" peak 10y 1t was
Wy ''S ''' - "'''' was ~ ~ '''" w nv
,'"'H "'' owe" '"'" p"''"' '"'' INV
i"'' ~ "'''
". Wv "'''' '''''.'"' " ~. d" 7'"''
/ lhlru street lew doors away
/ Denton was a customer Of the Vein
. s,orls mud Ms v,,ins,o,I, told tina M
- ~
N'e SH' '1ndG't lie was III" man sAe
fought with They weren't sure. how
eyer. Tin. ~, visiting Doutou.s home
49,. .,.,,, [.i.,. ,, ,,,.,-
''o, ''",I nun, '"SN WIN al, "''''7
''"''' n"u ,'Pl Ne'".'"' H"!" "a''"'
"'
Some credit is coming to the young
/ as- V.otnet,,. too us ror,o is Eepr,-
. ana "e is only one Neir old, ont %"
knew enough 20 howl .-udly when a, >
,,,.r,,,, st. r,,r,ir- ho s,,. s...,,.,.
gas '''' NUS S'N : y '"S'
! man removing his fathers wals'c0at
1 ron, tho 200. IL nj. crib and pocketing
I ,,a -, -, -, -.
.'S ~''u "'''n ana 'n"'"' lAht woke
~ Mrs Wenstork and Ida and tor the
newt five minutes .ha. burglar was as
'NSy as candidate winding up MS
campaign
Iyi,L ,,.o,,a,,,, a,,o,, .t..
c. "''''' "''
. hns'lnais as well as tears, they vail.
antly hattled to get the watch back or
/ AZ ,c.e, Io,d ,h, b,,-,,,r EN- ,rai, Iii.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30
STEAMER, WIRELESS LINK.

SEATTLE, Wash, OCT, 30 for the
first time I'm the history OF the wire
less a steamer between san Francisco
and Honolulu has hecn I'm communica-
ton with both stations A. the same
time. This took = acc aboard the
cation Company, which talked at tile
same time Ia both ports when lirN miles
out Of san Francisco bound Tor Homo
lulu.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1908-10-30

who turned dollar bills over TO The
conductor were wont to proclaim. after
change had been made. that the bills
We're os the s. denomination.
Although nobody ever heard of a
passenger winning an argument over
change with a conductor, the com
plants were so frequent that steps were
taken to avoid trouble The wisest
heads In the operating department got
Holbrook argus., 1908-03-31
Worlds Largest Islands.

Australia is now uniformly classed as a continent. Madagascar IS now ranked as fourth in size among the great islands. Greenland comes first with an area of S5O.O0O square miles; next follows New Guinea with D. 900, Borneo with 2S0,000 and then Madagascar with 23O,0O0. These fig ures are all approximate, for detailed surveys are yet lacking. Great Britain square miles.
Holbrook argus., 1908-03-31
Reporting in EnqIand.

Witness was at the house at about three o'clock on the previous after noon, and he saw Priestley through the window. He rang the bell and the maid answered the door. but declined to open it, and told him to go to a warm place. He had been there about four times previously. but had not seen Priestley." Southport Guardian.
Holbrook argus., 1908-03-31
Old Maryland House Gone.

The oldest house in Cumberland. Md. the Futile property on North Mechanic street, has been razed to make room for three modern dwell ings. A letter dated 1791 was found in the attic and a cane underneath the house. It was located on the main thoroughfare of the old national pike through Cumberland
Holbrook argus., 1908-03-31
A Sunny Day in Oreqon.

A few days ago a subscriber dropped into the office, paid a years subscrip- tion in advance and volunteered the information that he considered the Graphic about the best local paper he had ever read. We thanked him for the kind words spoken and went about our wOrk-NOwburg Graphic
Holbrook argus., 1908-03-31
Relics of Days Lonq Past.

A skull. considered by a number of the British Archaeological association to be ancient British, and pre-Roman burial urn have just been dug up in Kent street, Southwark, England. It was buried at a considerable depth. Other finds at the same spot during the present excavations include coins of Nero, Tiberius and Vespasian, and nearer the surface, abbey. money" and coins and tokens or the Stuart and commonwealth period.
Holbrook argus., 1908-03-31

that when he takes you in a penny-in- the-slOt machine parlor, drops a penny in a slot and hands you ~"e of the ear things while he takes the other, the limit has just about been reached. Of course you can hear the opera almost as well with one ear, but how does it look?"
Holbrook argus., 1908-03-31
Simple Test for Files.

To test two flat files for their rela- tive sharpness lay a small block of metal on the first, then upon the sec ond, and try at what angle the file can be held without the sliding off the block. The file which can be held at the greatest angle is, of course, the sharper of the two.
Holbrook argus., 1908-03-31

THE HOLBROOK MERCANTILE CO.
 FRED S. MEYERHoFF Manager
 Dealer in GENERAL MERCHANDISE
 Wholesale and Retail Agents for tbe Celebrated Challenge Wndmis Owing to the fact that we have to close out our wine and whiskey stock before the first of April, everything in this line will go at cost as long as 1t lasts. We will hereafter handle beer, whole- sale, and ice and soda-waters only.
Holbrook argus., 1908-03-31
limit of Economy.

q don't mind young man econo- mixing when he is out with me" sighed the girl..' but it seems to me
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-23
ASSEMBLY CONCURRENT REsoLu
TON, NO. ..
STATE OF NEW JERSEY.

BE 1T RESOLVED Uhe Senate concur
ring. That the following amendment tc
the constitution of this State be and the
same is hereby proposed. and when the
same shall be agreed to by majority OF
the members elected to the Senate and
House OF Assembly the said amendment
shall be entered on their journals. with
the ayes and nays taken thereon, and re
ferred to the Legislature next to he
chosen. and published for three months
prior to the first Tuesday after the first
Monday of November next. in at least ono
newspaper of each county. to be designat
ed by the President of the Senate, the
Speaker of the House OF Assembly and
the Secretary of State:
Amend by striking out paragraph seven
section four, article four, and insert In
place thereof the following:
Z, Members of the Senate shall receive.
annually, the sum of one thousand dollars
and members OF the General Assembly
shall receive. annually. the sum OF ten
hundred dollars during the time for which
they shall have been elected and while
they shall hold their office. and no other
allowance or emolument directly or indi-
rectly. for any purpose whatever The
President OF the Senate and the Speaker
Of the General Assembly shall In virtue
of their offices. receive an additional com
pensation. equal to one third OF their al.
lowance as members
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-23
Art Of tn. Superior Smile.

The superior smile is useful accom-
plishment for any young man. 1t ia
much In vogue at the universities.
where 1t may be studied ut its best on
young Don. Many men who learn
nothing else at the universities learn
this art and find 1t uncommonly useful
In after life. 1t Is an excellent cover
for naked mind and should be sought
after by parliamentary candidates.
Oxford Varsity.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-23
One View of the Kiss.

The olfactory kiss Is Monaghan. TIL,
nutritive affair is European. The Mon
golian kiss Is with the nose. The En-
ropean kiss Is with the mouth.
The Monaghan kiss indicates tha,
the party shifted would be an agree
able prey. The European variety inii
Gates that the party embraced would
make a delectable meal
They are but the different forms o,
the same instinct OF preservation-tht
give and take Of Wild beasts.--Ex
change.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-23

Fivc-year-old Tommy was being put
through test In numbers before the
ndmiring family one day at dinner
Finally papa asked him the question
that had proved the Waterloo Of the
older children In past years.
Now, Tommy" said papa, "how
many are two apples and three pears "
Five fruitsr promptly answered
Observation-Disclosures.