The Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1903-1909, 1908-07-29

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Wages ri,hi It's better Il
! 70 into first c;lss restaurant after Il
II one happens to have the price.
London Mail
Mrs. Wildman--I can tell you this
Mr.. Wildman--if sau continue your
present extravaganza you'll surely pay
for It some day
Mr.. Wildman-i wish. my dear. tina,
all my creditors hid tho same faith In
| my good intentions London TeIe-
graph.
His Wife-You would not have half
the nervousness you do II you would
give up smoking E&f81
Himself-Oh. couldn't live without
my pipe, f& IL
His Wife Yes. you could You told
Mile Perry you could not live without
her before you met me
The common impression that all per
sons In English upper classes are en-
Titled to coats Of arms Ii erroneous. FOR
there are instances OF noble ard an
Gent families who have no right to use
hereditary coats Of arms and scorn to
take grant Mt this late day London
Saturday Review
The best known picture In the world.
II has been said. is vandykes portrait
OF James III. Of England M an infant.
known as the Baby Stuart" Two mil
lion copies on itaate said to b. 10 Amer
lean homes. and II u sqnaily popular
In England and continental Europe.-
London Express.
Late Arrival Ito singer)--I am sorry
to arrive late at your CONCERT, but. be.
lieve me. I would Willingly give thou
sand francs to have the pleasure OF
hearing you.
Einger--Ah. you natter me.
Late Arrival--N0t nj all. am "a
deaf nsa stone. Bon yivsnt.
An engineer went to school to pass
for % seconds certificate. WELL
said the examiner. what steps would
you take II the main steam pipe were
giving outT The engineer replied. 4
would take the engine room steps three
At time" He passed the door. --Aes-
bourne Times
During about TOO years the Latin Ian
guage was the language Of court, camp
and polite society from the river Tweed. 1
In Scotland. to the Euphrates. In ASH.
and from the Crimea. In the Black SCI.
10 the pillars Of Hercules, at the west-
ern extremity Of the Mediterranean
sea. II
i Pitt had answered speech Of Sher
idan's and complained when the latter
proposed to reJoin that Sheridan ai
ways wanted the last word: i
mot at ALL" said sheridan, instant
iy withdrawing his request to be heard.
Il am content with having had the last
argument" j
1T is curious thing" remarked the
ships doctor, that pun or two OF q
cigarette win make me deathly sick
and 30 will the movement OF a swing
or hammock. but out I'll zen. ITO 9nat
ter how sioiept the 'fuotion OF my ship |
Is, II never affects ne ut ail"--New
York Press
Sam What's de matter with you and
Chloe? Susan Matter though She
insulted my friend. Mr., Jackson, what
called on ing las night am4-insult.
ed Mr. Jackson, did she? Susan
OATS what she done. She asked me
who dat ere nocturnal visitor was!-
Yonkers Statesman.
Little Fred Mother. amt father got
4 queer Idea of what heaven n like?
MotherI don't know, dear. | never
heard him say anything about II. Lit
tie Fred Well. u did, He told the
grocery man that the week you spent
IN the country was ike heaven to HIM!
London Telegraph.
Mr.. Josber-M Miss Anteek. wouldn't
gou like 70 change your namei Miss
Anteek 4tjoyfullya --OA. u John. yves!
Mr., Josher Then why don't YOU make
IN application to the proper antnori-
les? | believe the courts will grant
'ou permission II you show . good req
ION for the change. - Cleveland Ladder II
Wedding presents originated in
'eudal tribute from the vassals to
heir lord. When feudalism ceased.
he presents became voluntary. In the
hays OF Queen elizabeth i pair Of
inives or scissors wss common gift Il
md symbeliEed the cutting ef unfaith.
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