The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-03-13
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Table Talk for Dromfdes DurinE ths
 Three Meals.
 .Breakfast--I see tho aest has reach. i New Yosh soon now..wsil snshf the 'o ean' n, didates are all in now--Somebody has thrown his money away--March 3S will be skidoo for somebody -Uniucky as thirteen for some of then,--It Is hard come out--I see they are givny air. haths in Denver--The Democrats will need some other kind of baths if they don't look sharp--Oid Bryan will take care of us all right.
 day--This touch Of cooiness gives me an appetitf--I respond to every change tive--it's nothing but nerves; you need there is political meeting every night 2 Three last niEht--They educate the people In public affairs--I wouldn't mind if this chilly weather kept up Tor little whtle--It Isn't heaithful to have so much hot weather--I never feel good in an early summer--It can't get tod
 binner--I told him positively wouldn't let Mittie Nays name go into lot them get into publicity too soon,-I I felt pretty much that way about ths children and their little cigar bands: they get to expecting something Ter prcs saS M se f la's have chldss a ass fan s they can: they will never be children again--No, but some of them never are children -Mittie May told me If thers was fire she would promise not te be in the pantc--She Is a queer child sometimes she talks like a grown per son--l never was really chfld-- -Mitfi- May positively frightens me some times with her old ideas--lIer father encour sSss s hsr st Mt. M M oSs Tax ss eSd as SS as she can"--Yes, when she is grown you are sure to lose her--She will make some man . good wife.
 Mr. Rainea Han Recovered,
 Mr. A. S. kainAe. who was badly ID. iureA in an automobile accident 2 month ago, Is now completely recovered and Is able to attend to business da.
 Mir. Rainss had narrow escape iron, death. The automobile In which ne and some friends were drtving tcppled from a aigh enbankment into pool Ry the roadside . .asiss a asnss ana @ Sssidss 6is injurios was almost drowned before he could be removed from the water The other persons in the party, Mrs. Raines and Mir. and Mrs. George HaFrss, and Mise Harris, sustained less serious injuries.
 Net a Fire AIarm for You.
 When you hear that gong in sRore on North Court Street ring like any thing, don't run up there to see Ire It Is not the rotary gong that Mr. Nose Mohr suggested and Aiderman James S. Parrish asked the Council 10 see it's way to installing to tell people it's e ares It's private gong that they have been trying out in connection with patent fire protection.
 When 1t rang yesterday afternoon, Scotchnaan began singing The nremen are coming, Yo-hoi y0-hof' and led the clan of curious. When they found out what 1t was they kept on as if they were going to the City Hall. doubled back around the block and then watch, cd others Fun. The gong rang several times. which was much haw.haw For
 6on't you let 'ena laugh at you today. When you hear t. wrap vour arms around the big telegraph pole on the corner and hold on. It will be strong temptation because you will reel that 1t might be. a fire and you would like 10 see 1t before the frenen put it out. But YOU. tnusn't be a laughing stock; that kind is never above par.
 q say, Drift. if I keep up that gait, I ought to get into that Comic Club of Funny Fellows. Loosen up nowi let the bars down. and let me, bray while. too.9