Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-11-12
MORE BABIES. FEWER
LAP Dogs IS PLEA Of
REV. BILLY SUNDAY.
Some Sundaylsms

ply StinSy thaN NlSy llCSSt lSho O
dime without singing God be
With You IT'LL We Meet Again.
They are like the old boys that
sinu through their noses to keep
their false teeth from wearing
out from the friction. ! knew an
old deacon once that used to hum
No. 90 in the hymnal every time
the choiristcr announced 'Old
1urdred,' In order to save one
per cent.
u woulon't trust cigarette
smoker as far as could throw
bia two-yesr-od bull by the tail.
think the reason some hus-
bands don't kiss their wives
oftener is because they don't want
TO play second fiddle to a bow
legged bull dog. OF course women
must love something but J oont
call a dude or Wet-nosed pooale
something
"The name of the average soc'-
ety man today leading young
woman to the altar, Is as common
on the tongues Of a dozen Pros''-
tutes as his brides Is in the upper
society clique.
ar America has the vices OF
Babylon, she'll get the damnat,on
Of Babylon, and don't you toraee
it.
.If YOU men were to actually
kiss some Of thoss little Pa'nteu
sas.si-it-ee sissies, you'd die from
the painters collie.
aAndrew Carnegie can stick a.
library on every corner IN eVs'y
city in the country and you can
surround these libraries with the
hest achocis and univers'tiee OBJ
tsina,,te,. ana you'll never keep
America from, sluffins intol heH
unless a tidal wave Of religion
sweeps over first.
"If some Of these lobsters "
ottumwa were half as anxious to
clean their town as they are to
clean my speech, this would pc
model community and you
wouldn't need Billy Sunday.
"The politicians of this country
are the worst bunch OF rat-eaten,
neanut.brained, tin-horn four
f,ushers that ever rotted a fruitful
land. They open congress with
nr.ver-- lis lot of hot air;
they stamp in God We Trust on
the coins it's a bluff. We've got
oood men in the country and for
one am IN favor OF putting the
hous out of the feed troughs and
putting real men in there.
"Any city official that is in ia
vor of wide-open town is the
worst kind Of an enemy to MS
country"
"Every church has a few old
sinners in it who think they ousht
TO run II. Just let some old lob
ster oct few dollars ahead of the
game and he thinks he's quai'Heo
to run Gods work"
"son1e members go to church;
oet off a sanctimonious smile that
works like frogs leg touched
to oalvanic battery; then 90 out
and think they're model Chris
tians."
"God pity some of you poor old
saintsl You've bobbed around In
the church peWs so long you're
mildewed.''
"l,d stand on my head in mud
puddle If | thought 1t would help
me win souls to Christ"
"lt's the man that has the least
religion in his heart that does the
most wnd-jamming.'
Announcements.
Services every afternoon at 2:3
o'clock, and evening at 1880 o'clocl
for everybody.
Thursday evening Rev. Sunday wi
deliver his special sermon on Home
Friday night there will be specit
for the younger people Of tn
city. High school pupils, clerks an
stenographers are especially invited.
Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock Re-
Sunday will have special messag
for the boys and girls. Everybody
welcome, nut seats will be reserve
near the platform for the school chi
dren of the city.
Want Sunday.
A large delegation from Marshal
town headed by Jesse Cole, chaplai
of the Iowa Soldiers Home and Re
c. w. McCord, pastor of the Presb,
terian church there. arrived in th
city this morning to engage Rev. SUI
day for a series of revivals in the
city il possible. Rev. Sunday state
that he is dated for Springfield Fel
ruary /. and if he can have that el
gagement postponed for 3 few weel
that he is willing to go to Marshal
town upon that date. The eyangeli:
could give the committee no defnij
renly. ..-.-y ,'A---7 r.