Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-10
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what is instinct? 1t is tn nachral
tendency iv wan whin filled with dis
may TO turn to his wife."-Mr. Dooley.
Madge-Why did you refuse him IL
he is such prudent man? Dolly-He
said he thought If he got married he
could save more money.-Puck.
First NJ, P.-And do most of your
constituents think " you do on this
question? Second NJ. P.-well. most
of them think as they think do.
Ethel-Have you heard of Jacks en-
gagement TO Eleanor? Harold-Dear
me- No. Then Jack has finally sue
eeeded? Ethel-No: succumbed.
don Tattler.
Patience Don't you think great plan
lists are born? Patrice-Well, don't be-
lieve any child is born with as much
hair as pianist has to have Yon-
kers Statesman.
She-I hear Miss Chatter is talking
of getting married again He Didn't
know she was ever married, She She
wasn't; said she was talking OF 1T
again. Comic Cuts
Tommy (hampe4cd with con-
science and hoCie from an afternoon
party) Mamma. darling, I've great
favor TO ask of you, Please don't ask
me how l behaved
Mamma Helen, you know that
whip you because love you aud wish
you 10 grow UP a good girl Helen
Well. mamma, l wish you didn't think
quite so much of me.
The office should seek the man, you
know" That's all right" replied the
avowed aspirant but gave 1t a fair
chance, and II seemed dIffident Phil
adeiphia Public Ledger.
And do YOU mean TO say you prefer
ChollIe? You told me that you always
feel SO perfectly at home with Algie."
$50 | do, but with Chollie feel as II
| were at a restaurant. ~ arpers
Bazaar.
Mrs Benham Why don't you see
| aim and ask him for the money he
owes you? Renhai1-You don't know
what n plausible talker he Is, my dear;
| il | should meet him. be would borrow
more of me.
Reporter suppose you don't know
what the Senator thinks about this tar
| Iff reform business2 Senator's Private
Secretary No no more than you do.
only know what he says about it,
Chicago Tribune.
Tom Cat the musicale Don't you
think Miss Screecher sings with consid-
cradle feeling? Jack-Not so | can mo-
tice t. II she had any feeling for the
rest OF us she wouldn't sing at ALL
Chicago Daily News.
Mistress Jane, saw the mllkman
kiss you this morning. In the future
III Will take the milk In. Jane
'Twouldn't be no use mum He's prom
lsed never to kiss anybody but me-
London Illustrated Bits.
The teacher had been talking about
n her sitting on eggs, and with the
incubator Ia MUD, asked IL eggs could
DO hatched In any other way. Eyes,
sir" said an experienced person of
nine. Put 'em under a duck.
Madame Ito the nursemaid, who has
| Just brought home her four children
| from walk Dear me. Anna, how
| changed the children look since ! last
saw them Are you quite sure they
! are the right ones ?-Fliegende Batter.
Pardon me. sir" began the portly
! person In the railroad train to the man
who sat next to him, "but what would
you say II sat on your hnti"' Sup
pose you sit on IL and then ask me-"
suggested the other. II did" admitted
the portly person, calmly. Harper's
Weekly.
Things look rather run down around
here" remarked the man who had re-
turned after many years 10 his native
village. run down? / should say So"
replied the friend OF hts youth. There's
an automobile comes through here
about every three minutes" --PhiIadel-
phia Record
Mother Elsie, you mustn't make
such noise on the stairs. Now, just
go right up to the top and come down
quietly like good girl. (After the
descent) You see? never even
heard you that time Elsle-All right,
mother, / will always slide down the
banisters In the future.
IIarveyYou should have seer Hot
ayre swell up at that mlnd-readlng
segnce the other night when the blind
folded lady actually told him the num-
Der Of his automobile. Beattle-But
he has no auto. Harvey--Of course not.
But he looked astcunded and acknowl-
edged she was rlght.--Puck.
Well" said tile young lawyer, after
he had heard his new clients story,
your case appears to be good. / think
we can secure a verdict without much
trouble" That's what / told my wife,"
said the man, and yet she insisted at
first that we ought 10 engage a first