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The Washington herald., 1908-05-17


PadsE0th-Eugene C. Copanhayer e L. 10 s
Percy Thomps5n ard Herbert T. Shannon, to
secure Harry p. Wilson and Harry Wardnan,
$500 monthly payments s per cent. LOT 81.
square E23 Wordsn r. Chepell et - to same
70 secure same Sl,oo0. monthly payments. per
cent, Senai-znngally, Let 81, square Ss3.
Ssuls Addition 70 Washington-Elen NJ Wiley 70
B Francis Saul and Walter Z, Hilton. TO secure
Harry NJ Ellis. $500. years 6 per cent semi
annually, lot 3. square st9.
Square 2l-Alfred II. ATnes e 81. 10 National Saw
ings and Trust Company. 10 secure American
Security and Trust Company. 900 years. 5
pr cant. semi annually. part original lot Il same
to same. 10 bond SIS GO TO Elizabeth II. Hail.
onehsf interest in part original lot y
Square 6s-Samuel p Compiler et 20 Julius J.
Peyser and Frank A. Harrison to secure Jennie
Fafka, $500 ! year, 5iA per cent. semiannually,
lot 81
Meridian HiTl-Georxe ". Aiyer 10 Jene b. Rob
ins7n and Bradley Adams, to secure Helen Z.
Smith, Lac. payable January D. 1909, per
cent, lot s. square $50
Square T32-Af0rTis Bloom ct ux. TO Frank J. Disu-
donne and James Berry, to secure Perpetual
Building Association, Sl.o00 lot Y
sauls Addition TO Wsshington-Elen NJ Wiley
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17
ENGLISH TURF TRAGEDY.
Owners Sudden Death Just as His
Horse Won a Great Race.

OWnSrs Suu0Sn USAth SuHN as fAhs
Horse Won a Great Race.
From the Westminster Gazette
The death of St. Simon. perhaps the
greatest racehorse of his generation, re-
calls an almost forgotten tragedy Of the
turf
Half an hour before the race for the
Two Thousand Guiness OF 1ss3 Prince
Batthyany. who bred st. Simon and who
was one of the most popular racing men
Of any time, was talking with Lord Cad
ogan in the luncheon room of the Jockey
Club stand at Newmarket when he sud
denly reeled and fell.
He was carried 20 Weatherbys Office
and doctors were summoned: but the
prince was beyond all human aid, and
lust before the bell rang for the race
for which his colt Galliard brother Of st.
Simon. vas first favorite he breathed his
last
A few minutes later ''the clear blue sky
rang with cheers and shouts as the horses
came laundering along. which rose into
a roar as Galllard won by head" while
behind the drawn blinds of Weatherby' 3
Office Galliardfs owner, who had been
looking forward SO eagerly 70 this mo-
ment. was lying dead. 1t was owing 10
the death of his owner that Galopin' 5
great son could not run in the Derby OF
lSs4, which he would almost certainly
have won
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17
An UnweIcome Gratulty.

From Appincott's
An American merchant, bitterly oppos-
ed to the custom of tipping public ser
wants for each inconseQuenual service,
was astonished TO find the practice in
Europe more general than in America.
While in London he had occasion to en-
ploy a cab. and upon being driven to
the desired destination drew forth a
handful OF change, counted out the ex-
act fare. and rendered II 10 the driver.
BEG pardon, sir!' exclaimed the cabby
in a tone Of injury. low long ave ye
been saving up for this 'oliday?"
Suppressing his annoyance at the driv-
eT's effrontery. the tourist sought a res
taUrant, and upon receiving the dinner
check, again rendered the exact amount
Of his bill. The walter bowed, assisted
his guest into his coat, then, selecting a
bright new sixpence, offered it to his pat
ron, with:
'Beastly weather, sir! 'Ere's coach
farer'
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17
EATING ITALIAN MACARONI
Writer Shown that Many Methods
Are in Vogue in This Country.
Gets FaeetiOns, but Nevertheless Is
"TruthfuI James," as These Who
Have Tried II Know.

Didst every eat macaroni Italian style?
They serve It on a platter that would be
two feet square If it wasn't round. You
eat it with a fork, spoon. knife, fingers.
face. chop-sticks. or scissors, as you pre-
fer
In the real Italian style II comes in
strings. Macaroni originally was invented
to be fed through a keyhole. Any good
Italian could start masticating a piece
(the other end OF which was on top Of
Billy Hibbs Building) and finish within
.seventy-three seconds. A boaeonstrietor
could eat string Of macaroni-if he
were long enough.
It's an art. says a writer In the New
York Herald. That's all there is 10 Il.
But that isn't all there Is TO It. Some
people say it Is an acquired art: others
insist that you must be TO the manner
born. Some say the Italians have reels
inside: and there may be something in
this. for they eat as though feeding a
machine By machinery.
No one has ever dared 70 measure the
length Of a single strip Of macaronL Like
the population and circumference of the
world, It has to be estimated. Estimates
differ, but all admit that Il is long enough
except the dyed-in-the-woo Italians.
a dish OF macaroni, Italian style, con-
sists OF one Of these strings festooned in
imitation OF the Gordian knot Some cut
the Gordian knot others absorb II. The
absorption process may not be the most
elegant, but it surely is the most general.
Gentle reader. If you are ever led up to
a platter OF macaroni. italian style. and
find all the exits closed. grit your teeth
and go at the thing with flrm determina-
ton and a timber fork. Gently decoy the
left end Of the string on your fork and
begin 20 wind Rotate the fork vigorously
for some four minutes in the right hand
and then transfer 90 the !aft Then,
when the wad has assumed the size Of a
Decent spool Of darning cotton, open your
mouth with your fingers and punch II IN.
It has been found advantageous in this
operation TO open the mouth as though
to shout 'Helpl" and then deity insert a
toothplck vertically 70 maintain the requl-
site dimension. Stick 10 Il and 1t viii
stick 10 you,
4 convenient way for the amateur 10
consume the dish Is to get some kind
friend 10 find the end Of the string. Once
the end has been located, tie it with
bit Of red silk ribbon. Then look
for the-other end. If not found within If
teen minutes, ask the walters assistance.
When all efforts fail, the only sure way to
find the other end is TO gently place the
distinguished end in the mouth and regu-
larly imbibe Il in rod lengths stopping at
the end OF each rod for breath. TO avoid
strangulation. When the end is reached
your pace Of enguling the string will
have increased, so that probably the end
will slip into you unnoticed. But do not
let this worry you. You have found the
end. even If you have lost It. Look at
your platei II is empty! Aha at last
you have accomplished the gentle art of
absorbing nacaroni.
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17
KINGS OLD CLOTHES
Costumes Worn Once, Then
Put Away for Good.
KAIsER's WARDROBE BIGGEST

Edward Never Puts on Same Pair OF
Gloves Twice, and Queen Alexan-
dra Is Not Seen in Same Gown More
Than Once-Fate of the Dtseards
from Royal WardrObes.
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17

70 B. Francs Saul and Norman L Sans6uy, to
secure Thomas Bones and s. Percy Thompson,
trustees, S.OOo. monthly payments. pc, cent
semi-sunusily. lot 2. square zoe.
Square 677-3lasy A. Hogan - George II. En-
meTiCh and Douglas 5 MRCEan. 70 secure the
Washington SIX Per Cent Permanent Building
Association Ss0, esst half q lot 53.
Tripidsd-L l. Nicholson. IT, 10 Charles II. Jones
and William Il. Trail 10 secure Lee Brown.
$50 years. 8 per cent, ssrli-annually, lots s.
and s. block g.
PetWuTth-Robert J. F. McElroy et uX. 10 John I.
Arms and 4. h. Phillips, to secure Lee BToEn.
S,e00. years. per cent. semi annually, lot u,
square s. Robert J. F. AIcEEoy et OK. 70 John
T. Arms and Samuel A. DruTY, 70 seoslTe Lee
Brown s2O0, monthly notes. per cent, semi
annually lot l9 square, 81
Barry FsTm-John BJnes. surviving trustee, TO
Richard r. Homer and Bruce X. Underdus, to
secure William H. UndeTdue. 500. years, per
cent semi-annually, lots ls and %, section 3
Square 733-Wslter F. Collins e. ak. to Henry Il.
Bergman and George N. Emmsrie1l, 70 secure
Metropolis Building Association No. g. 220
part original lot s..
Hood and Batchedsr's Addition 70 Anacostia-
James E. Webster 10 the Washington Loan and
Trust Company, to SECURE Equitable CoopeTatiTe
Building Association 81 20. lot 3, blocs 2
Only 10 cents q week, delivered at
your door-the daily issues of The Wash
ington Herald. Phone Main $500.
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Continued from Page one.

discouraged and throws up the idea Of
locating where the laws are so unsympa-
thetic for the manufacturer.
Albert Schulties called attention to a
company which recently made extensive
plans to locate shoe factory on the land
adjacent to his place Of business. These
plans were carried almost 20 the point Of
securing a lease on the land anc giving
a commission to an archiyect 10 draft
plans for the building, but when the shoe
manufacturers went into the restrictions
regarding the installation Of power 70 run
/ their factory they decided to give it up
and locate somewhere else.
Chamber VIII Start Inquiry.
These facts all came out in a few min
utes' talk on the floor Of the Chamber OF
Commerce. and preliminary action was
taken to make an inquiry into the feast
bility OF forming zone which should be
exempt from the operations Of the smoke
law and the present requirements regard
ing the installation of electrical and other
machinery. The idea was advanced that
IN the region along the Anacostia River
there was abundant room for factories
and that for a certain distance back from
the water front the factories might be al
lowed TO use soft coal and Other. grades
OF fuel without the requirements now
placed upon the use Of such fuel in all
parts Of the District, inhabited or unin-
habited.
The conclusion is forced from the state
ments made by Mr.. Fleming and Mr..
Schulties that the statues as they now
stand, bearing with the same weight
upon all parts Of the municipality. are
destructive of all hope of establishing
manufacture on a large scale, with its
attendant profits and advantages to the
commerce Of the city.
City Works at Cross Purposes.
Washington accordingly seems to be in
the attitude of inviting manufacture
through its commercial organizations and
forbidding 1t to come here through the
drastic enforcement OF its laws. The laws,
moreover, drafted for the Capital Plaza,
Pennsylvania avenue Connecticut ave-
nue.. and the great northwest section of
residence and splendid mansions possibly
might be suspended In their operation
along the Anacostia and Potomac flats,
where there are fewer residences and
where there never viii be any, provided
an intelligent public opinion shall provide
a way for tho coming Of the factories.
Mr.. Fleming In his remarks asked the
chamber how many of them had been
cognizant OF the fact that q big factory
was in operation, with 500 operatives,
over on the eastern shore Of the Anacos-
tia River. He wanted to know If there
had been any OF the things apparent
that the doubters had prophesied be-
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17
MR.. HAYWARD'S GUESTS.
Informal May Party al the "House In
the Trees"

the Trees"
On Tuesday evening a merry party of
students from the National Park Semi
nary, Forest Glen, called upon Mr.. Allen
B. Hayward at his home in the trees,
Haywardsn, which is only a short dis
tance from the seminary. and enjoyed
his abundant hospitality to the full.
Dancing and music were indulged In
until the Green Inn fairly shSaI< with the
merriment. The lone man who chaper-
oned the party was very much in demand.
More than dozen States OF the Union
were represented BY the charming young
ladies. whose names follow:
Florence E A Reid. Tacoma. Wash. Gwendolyn
Y. MaTkle. Manhattan; Nell Evans, Columbus Nebr.
Nita Whited, Shreveport La; Florence Hickman,
BuenOs Ayres. Argentina: Edith Hudson Monroe. Ia
Gladys kenyon, Wakefield, r. l. Milicent White,
Durango, Colo; Alice G.. sowerby. Perry, \. "
Ethel Frederick, Akron Ohio; Marguerite Wheeler,
Waterford. Pa: Louise Shelby. Princeton. Ky.
Lena 6. Roth, Allentown. Pa. Pearl Berkey, II
Paso, Tex; Leah III. Zehner, LanefOrd Pa Mar
gsret " Whited. Shreveport. Ia: Elizabeth T.
Wiley, Winnifred S Wiley, ard Joseph K Wiley,
Washington d. c. Ruby F. 0tb Louisville. Ky.
Lois Hunlrichhouss. Plymouth. Ind; Lora Swank,
Johnstown Pa. Josie Thorp Cincinnati, Ohio. and
katherine S. Holmes. EmDoria. kans
With the approach of summer the In
vited visitors TO the house in the trees
increase daily. The proprietor. Mr. Al
len B. Hayward. gTeets all cordially. A
new building has been erected during the
last few weeks, and like all the others,
it is up IN the air. 1t Is called "Bon Air, P"
and will be used for the comfort and ae-
commodation of one of his friends, Mr..
Fred z. Woodward, and his family, when
ever they choose to take pot luck with
the colonel" as Mr.. Hayward is known
to all Of his neighbOrs.
The register shows the names of the
following recent visitors:
A. E A Andersen. NJ g.. Ebba Andersen. and
Axe! Andersen. Sweden; Msry B. Sheetz, LAneas-
ter, Pa Theresa Poole. AshbUrn. Va. II HalvoT
BarTows, Berwyn. Nd Howard P. King Arthur g..
HaU. Mr. and Mrs. o. J. Field, and Adelaide Field.
Kensington Nd; Florence BeTeis. Baltimore Md
Alice Smith. LsesbuTg Va. Niinnis Garrison. Ken
sington Nd j. r Wilson, Grand Rapids Mich ;
Abhie L Lincoln, Milton. \. Il; Joseph E. CIan-
dali ". n Daniel, Ray l. Woodward. Willis T.
MggrudeT. T.. Mary A. I. TlltOn. Suzsne ". Rob
sfts Edith Dee woodward Frank r Beckler, Edith
f. Ricketts,. Bessie Caslett. Tnez Catett Mrs. E.
z Woodward, ard Mrs. Maria T1lton, Washington
Col Hayward was somewhat surprised
10 receive a caH this week from a gentle
man who introduced himself as an own
cousin. Though each Of them had almost
rounded out the allotted span Of life, three
score years and ten. they had never met.
The cousin, Mr.. z. A. Daggett, is a resi-
dent of Spokane, Wash, and in the In
suranee business. Their mothers were
sisters.
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17
STONE FAIRFAX
Northwest BarGainS.

WAY show you a few OF in
choicest location in the northwest? Prices so low that they
many 10 sell all
short order pick bar
can lend almost much the prices asked
street, , s a &c sas or s 9a
@ & G@s e sa Bau iu hs nickel man @ Tso TO
eet Gn to- % trust % s5OS at q per cent Rgd '"oh mouse
PBs6 ssP oqs rs s on the & @ b
szi6S sold for
washington Heights bargain reduced $3.50 Eleven
home bros $500 montb
$3.50 The cheapest house in Mount Pleasant Reduced
roaadsd BY expensive froa W sold very
SETTLE an estate $3.50 Three Stories ten rooms arsass
oonpensnt ocaon can secure bargain this house, % i" n'
@a4sss convenient to several car lines high school and
story s ss s&s @ Ssyg @ gs @ m 8 $500 Ten
stairway poches lot
ss1seiss washington Height: home We
lar lied BAH pSroean tub mans
sFeets One q the Ba conatrusd
hard Sood The Workmanship
a.8s @ . m 5 3 Ps Bs
@ @ for 2oste stable on the lot Price less than
500 VIII buy this elegant home me s, one Of the best best streets @
for $4,000 Contains about would
bathrooms
stairway wide public alley $3.50 loaned
property and order realize cash. which he needs ehe
it at this sacrifice.
$500 dwelling stable a
tered and Numbered street near 4th street northwest Wide
semi-deaehed Columbia Heights 6x1o
bath porcelain tub furnace heat IN hrstca
condition. Price $4.500.
$3.50 win buy threesory Columbia Heights,
$500. tiled
porcelain tub deep lot hscass condition southern
pOsure.
hree-story brick dwelling,
finished hard tiled BATH porcelain
electric and gas ghags Oered so low TO close syndicate
Another house Washington Heights $3.50.
Columbia Road stories.
stairway porches. attractive
he IN
Facing
a convenient location Of 7th
$500. desirable
stairway. double
1880 On wide through OF 18th
$3.50 stories rooms deep two
heat lot 1Sx100 Side alley,
side windows,
s525Q Near 1lth and streets on eered street Eight
dwelling brick four deep
plumbing lot 22x100 to a S0-foot alley
street, through OF
brick Six and bath Lot running through
another
each priced brick houses west
bath porcelain
lots Renting to select white tenants for $3.50 month
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17
Railroad win Make Improvements.

Il IS reported that the recent Norfolk
and Western Railroad issue Of S7,500.OO Of
two-year notes viii be used for building
short extensions. double-traeking. and
other permanent improvements. c. S.
Churchill, chief engineer, at Roanoke,
Va. VIII have charge OF the work.
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17
Probate CouE .
II GTTCE naEVn

Estate q Christian Xauder. viii dated March 4
1875 petition for probate and record Of viii and
letters q administration C. Z 8 Attorney, J. A.
Aaedel.
Estate oi Aiice Peytoni viii dated October l. 1901.
filed
Estate q Margaret A. Berry; petition foE letters
Of administration. Attorneys. Stuart MCNAMARA and
r. S. HuidekopeT.
Estate Of Cora Il. Wilson; commission returned
executed.
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17

The Emperor Of Russia as the chief Of
the imperial army is able at moments
notice to take his place at the head Of
any Russian regiment IN the proper uni
form. Some Of the troops in the remoter
parts of his vast dominion are so seldom
seen in the capital that the corresponding
uniform has been brought out only once
The Empress OF Russia, who is homo
rary colonel Of several regiments. has had
tunlcs with the proper badges made for
her use. In her ordinary dress she is
very simple and only consents to don
magnihcence on state occasions.
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17
Equity Suits.
DEEDS OF TRUST.

J. 759 Ia re assessment Of beus Is resulting
extension Of w and Adams streets northwest.
The Washington herald., 1908-05-17

There is probably no monarch who hs
more clothes than the German Empero
He has hundreds Of different uniforms.
which perhaps dozen may have bee
worn more than once.
He has tremendous variety Of worl
mans habiliments. such as those wor
by coal miners or workers IN tunnel
which he has put on at some time
prove his eomradeship with the horn
handed sons OF toll in the fatherlant
Then he has dozens Of costumes whic
he has worn TO fancy dress balls. Th
one that he values most among these
the costume that he wora st ball whe
he appeared as his famous ancestor
Frederick the Great.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07
FEW FREAKS IN ARCHITECTURE.
Eccentrlcity on the Part of Those
Building and Furnishing Houses.

Instances of eccentricity on the part
of those building and furnishing
houses are common enough in every
community. The following instances
of freakishness in that regard may be
cited in illustration of certain phases.
A Russian gentleman has erected at
a cost of 5000 rubles on his country
estate at Savinowka, in Podolia, a 16-
room house made entirely of paper.
This house, which was constructed in
New York, is calculated by its archi-
tect to last longer than would stone
building. The whole of the furniture,
too is made from the same material
In County Westmeath, ireland,
house has been built whereof all the
windows are made TO resemble in out
line the backs of of easy chairs, being
thus constructed by its eccentric own
eer to match the backs of a set OF
chairs in the dining-room.
In Connecticut certain land owner,
thinking that the view from his house
lacked a church, proceeded to supply
its place by erecting row of cottages
so designed as to resemble. from his
side, the edifice required. Approached
from the other direction. however, the
sham is at once manifest.
Some years ago a man of scientific
attachments, as we'll as of considerable
means. elected to live in a tree in a
suburb of Washington-that is, he en-
joyed his leisure moments in the
branches of the tree itself, where he
had caused to be built a platform
large enough to accommodate easy
chairs and such other furniture as he
desired to make use of during the day.
At the base of the tree. however,
and surrounding il was built a struc-
ture OF brick and stone inclosing the
sleeping apartments of this eccentric
individual For many years this
unique residence was one of the
sights of the national capital.
One of the oldest houses ever con-
structed was the fruit of French
mans inventive fancy. This was the
revolving house." a structure actual
ly built upon casters, so to speak, in
order that the occupant might by
means of an ingenious mechanism at
any time roll It about, obtaining what
ever light and air his fancy dictated.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07
Cut the Navy APPROXIMATION

Washington. Feb. 1.-The house
committee, on naval affairs decided to
make a cut of about $4,000 900 in the
estimated cost of maintenance and
construction for the navy department
for the coming fiscal year. The de-
psrtment asked for total of S125,000,-
900. a considerable proportion of which
comes under estimates for the con-
struction of buildings in navy yards.
The greater part of the proposed $780,
OOO. 900 reduction comes within this
classification.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07
Fire Damaged Packing Plant.

Kansas City, Jan. 50.-Fire which
started a few minutes after G O'Clock
Tuesday evening in the packing plant
of Morris & Co. was not brought UNI
der control by the combined fire de
partmonts until after IL O'Clock. The
damage is estimated at 100000. The
plant which regularly employs 1000
people viii continue business and the
burned portion will be rebuilt at once.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07
Senator LaFolIette's Bill.

Washington, Feb. IA bill to pre-
vent common carriers from having
certain actions which are brought
against them assigned to the federal
courts was introduced Friday by Sen
ator LaFollette. Roads incorporated
under different names in separate
states are compelled by the bill to
answer to the courts of the state in
which suit is brought and in which
they are Incorporated.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07
Too Interesting to Bury!

There is a certain little southern
girl who is very fond of her negro
nanny. The nurses name is Sally,
and she is a large woman, so she is
known as Big Sally. Ethel, however,
calls her "Biggie' for short. One day
her mother took her to a museum,
where, among other things, there were
some stuffed animals. Ethel was
greatly interested, and for many days
she did not tire of talking about them.
Perhaps week later, at the supper
table, after a preoccupied silence, she
said:
Mamma, when Biggie dies I'm not
going to have her buried; I'm going to
have her stuffed"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07
Roused the SAGE of Chelsea.

William Allingham. in his memoirs,
quotes Thomas Carlyle to this effect:
zone thing Browning told me the
other day was saying of Huxiey's:
In the beginning was hydrogen Any
man who spoke thus in my presence
would request to be silent,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07
Eatinn coooanut.custard Pie.

Everybody praises Cocoanut- Custard pie
IL it's made right but a soggy pie VIII
spoil the entire meal. Grocers are now
selling ''OUR-PIE," each 10-cent package
containing just the proper ingredients for
two pies. Get the Custard for Cocoanut-
Custard MES
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07
To Elnh, cloarette Habit.

Some OF the things the clubwomen
of Illinois are going to fight this year
are the cigarette habit, the cocaine
habit, the five-cent theater, and IN
licensed hotels.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07

Little wonder that Garfield Tea meete
with approval everywhere-it is the Ideal
Laxative; pure, mild, health-givingl 1t reg
ulates the liver and overcomes constipation.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07
'Tis Human,

Breathes there a man with soul So dead
Who never to himself has said.
AS he stubbed his toe against the bed:
!rt??? p!
Judge.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07

Probably the best salve for healing
the broken heart Of a woman is a.
mixture of time and another man..
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07

Lewis Single Binder Cigar has rich
taste. Your dealer or Lewis Factory,
Peoria. ILL.,.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07

1t is easier for man. to acquire y
bad reputation than it is for his chill
dren to live it down.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1908-02-07

Some men Just can't foot a bin with
out kicking.