The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1908-06-18

F}-Aamma, darling, I've 4 erual
to AZ Of you. Please don't 81
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AaKma-Heleu, you know that !
whip you because love you ana wish
you to grow mp good girl Helen
Well mamma. wish -you didn't think
quite % much Of me
The once should seek the man, You
know That's all right" replied the
avowed aspirant, but give 1t fair
chance and 1t seemed difident Phil
adelphia Public Ledger.
And do you mean to say you prefer
Cholliel You told me that you always
feel so perfectly at home with Algie."
so do, but with ChoIlie I feel as II
were at a -Harper's
Bazaar
Mrs Benham-Why don't you see
him and ask him for the money he
owes you? Benham-You don't know
what plausible taIker he Is, my dear;
il l should meet him, he would borrow
more OF me.
Reporter suppose you don't know
what the Senator thinks about this tar
III reform business? Senator's Private
Secretary-No; no more than you do.
only know what he says about IT.
Chicago Tribune.
Tom lat the musicale)-Don't you
think Miss Screecher sings with consid-
cradle feeling? Jack-Not so can no
tice it. If she had any feeling for the
rest Of US she wouldn't sing at ALL
Chicago Daily News.
Mistress-Jane, saw the mllkman
kiss you this morning In the future
| will take the milk In. Jane
'Twouldn't be no use, mum. He's prom
ised never TO kiss anybody but me-
London Illustrated Bits.
The teacher had been talking about
a hen sitting on eggs, and, with the
Incubator in mind, asked il eggs could
De Matched in any other way. Yes,
'ir," said an experienced person OF
line. Put 'em under a duck"
Madame Ito the nursemaid. who has
ust brought home her four children
rom a walk)-Dear me, Anna, how
hanged the children look since last
aw them Are you quite sure they
re the right oues?-Fliegende Blatter.
Pardon me, SIR" began the portly
erson In the railroad train TO the man
Tho sat next to him, but what would
on say If l sat on your hat?"' "Sup-
ose you sit on 1t and then ask me-"
lggested the other. Il did," admitted
lie portly person, calmly.-Harper's
7eekly.
Things look rather run down around
ere" remarked the man who had re-
rned after many years to his native
llage. Run down? I should say So"
piled the friend of his youth There's
automobile comes through here
,out every three minutes."-Philadel-
Tia Record.
Mother-Elsie. you mustn't make
ch a noise on the stairs. Now, just
right up to tie top and come down
ietly like a good girl. (After the
scent.) You see? never even
ard you that time. Elsie-All right.
,ther, l will always slide down the
nisters in the future.
should have seen Hot
re swell up at that mlnd-reading
nee the other night when the blind
ded lady actually told him the num-
Of his automobile. Beattie-But
has no auto. Harvey-Of course not
t he looked sstounded and acknowl-
ed she was right.-Puck.
Well" said the young lawyer, after
had heard his new clients story.
ur case appears to be good. l think
can secure a verdict without much
lble." That's what l told my wife,"
the man. land yet she insisted at
that we ought TO engage a first
$ lawyer" philadelphia Press
azy Lewis-I was told dat de farm.
yot lives on dat hill paid his hands
de same whedder dey worked er
so l went an hired t him. Tired
s-Den youse played OF sick, 1
Lazy lewiston an ar ia