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The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-08

Mrs. M. NJ. Davidson of 379 Clifford
Ave, San Jose, Cal. says: "The
worth of Electric Bitters as a general
family remedy, for headache, bilious
ness and torpor of the liver and bow.
els is SO pronounced that am prmpt
ed to say word in its favor, for the
hcnett of those seeking relief from
such Affections. There is more health
for the digestiveorgans in a bottle Of
Electric Bitters than in any other rem.
edy know of, Sold under guaran.
tee by all druggists. soc.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-08

August o. 1870
Miss Mona Connell returned home
Thursday from visit with friends
at Paducah. tA.
Mrs, d, e. Fite Of Joppa, who mas
hcen the guest Of her sister, Mrs. T..
d. Harper at Mounds the past week
passed through here Thursday en-
route to her home accompanied by
Mrs Harper who will visit relatives
in Joppa for a few days.
Mr. n. l.. Thomas of Turner's Land
ing, KY, was in our city on business
Thursday.
highly appreciated pianoforte re
Cital was given Thursday afternoon
at the oastime theatre by the pupi 5
of Mrs, w A. Montgomery A and Il
classes. Following is the program
In the Circus-Grritt; Elizabeth
Keller and Margie Schneider,
Wachs; Beulah Keller.
Old Folks at Hem picFaby
Helen Collins.
Little Fortune Teller na"d,
Julia Schuler
shower of Gosoi 5treaboC; Bossi
O'Dair
song-selec.ed E"ma Margaret
Keller.
May Tlowers-Addisoa; Marie Ro
bards.
Dancing Stars-Godard Elizabeth
keller
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-08

me funeral services Of Miss Lull;
liogendobler, who died August 3rd IN
thlcaSo were held at the Congrega-
tlohai church. Wednesday morning at
II O'Clock. The services were CON
Quoted by Rev. Armstrong of Cairo.
The decedert, who was "a years OF
age had spent most of her life near
VIVA Ridge. She was graduate of
the Carbonate Normal and since that
time had been a teacher in the public
schools at Shawneetown Cairo and
Carlyle, H. She was very amb'-
tious Young lady and leave number
OF relatives and wide circle of
fliends to mourn her early death,
Or. and Mrs Rife, Mr. and Mrs,
Thos Aldrich left Wednesday right
for an extended trip through tic
west The yiwll visit some Of tire
former villa Ridge people now living
in Los Angeles and Pasadena Cal. u
fore their return.
Mr.. r. NJ Titus left Monday fer
Cochocton, Ohio. where he will visit
relatives for a short time.
Mrs. Hal Johnson returned from
Pine Bluff, Ark, Monday accompanied
b. Miss Nav Grady, who will visit
relatives here for a few weeks
Mr. Frank Emmert is quite sick
with malarial fever.
Miss Nellie Sweeney and Miss
OHara Of Mound city, arc the guest |
of Mrs. Richard Roche this week
Mrs. s. O. Lewis Sr.. is visiting her
daughter Miss Grace Lewis Of ST.
Louis.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-08

and Philadelphia tstburg, post
pCned
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-08
At Clinton.


Decatur. Aug Hughes home run
gave the visitors their only Garnet
run. -
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-08
VILLA RIDGE,
August z, 1908.

<>~~~ 1890
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-08

fcaptinaee on Second Pass1
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Count Two"

When YOU come to Clerk of the Su,
prcmc Court on the Republican pri-
mary ballot. j. McCan Davis is sec
ON the list.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-08

The Bulletins advertising rates are
tNe ln"est when circulation is corsid.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-08
MEXICAN LEAGUE.

A. St. LOUIS.
St Louis New York, rain, no game
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-08

batteries Higgins aud Wilson:
kcupper and YeaRer
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
Pu. End to volubili,y.

Abernethy was supposed 10 influence
people by a brusqueness amounting to
absolute rudeness. Ii is related that
one day very voluble lady took her
daughter. who was i'll. to see him.
Which of you two wants to consul,
me-" said Abernethy.
My daughter" replied the woman
Abernethy then put question TO
the girl Before she had a chance To
reply. her mother began long story
Abernethy told her 10 be quiet and re.
peated his question 10 the girl A
second time the woman began story
and second time he told her to be
quiet; then she interrupted him third
time.
Put your tongue out. he said to the
mother
But there's nothing the matter with
me. she exclaimed
Never mind. put your tongue out T."
he commanded.
Thoroughly overawed. the woman
obeyed.
Now keep it out" said Abrrn"thy.
and he proceeded to examine the girl.
Grand Magazine
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
GIRL WAS DELlRlOUS
and Tinslins Were Escruciatins-
Cuticura Acted Like Magic.

AN eruption broke out on my
daughters chest. | took her to n
doctor. and he pronounced 1t to be
eczema of a very bad form. lie treated
her. but the disease spread TO her back,
and then the whole OF her head was
affected. and all her hair had to be cut
of. The pain she suffered was excru-
cIatlnG and with that and the heat
and ilngling her life was almost un-
bearable. Occasionally she was deliri-
Gus and she did not have proper hours
sleep for many nights The second
doctor we tried afforded her just as
little relief as the first. Then | pur.
chased Cuticura Soap. Ointment. and
Pills. and before the Ointment was
three-quarters finished every trace of
the disease was gone. II really seemed
like magic. Mrs. T. W. Hyde. Brent
wood, Essex. England. Mar. s, 1907"
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
Burning Up Old Letters.

What more distressing occupation
can one hit upon than to burn up old
letters on rainy day? II is always a
wet day one chooses for this. feeling
rather like a Judas one minute and
like Hercules in the Augean stable the
next Ii Is positively surprising the
way letters accumulate especially
with people who are either not
methodical enough or too sentimental
to ruthlessly destroy letters not OF
any really permanent value. as they
are read and answered. The gloom
and pathos of this occupation are en-.
HANGED when il is our painful office
to look over and weed out the CORE
journeyed Ito the bourne whence no
traveller returns" Certain letters are
sacred. and should, | think, If kept. be
labeled Strictly Private" This Is a
matter which must be considered with
reference to the Importance of the
letters to the happiness of the
writer's; where the disclosure of the
contents of a letter would work sor.
row or wrong to another II had better
be destroyed at once. So much harm
has been done through the careless
of personal letters, SO many
friends have been estranged, that to
neglect to destroy a letter is some.
times almost criminal.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
ONE LESSON WHOLLY WASTED.
I little surprise Planned by s"'see
Meswat Not . success.

"Lobeiia," asked Mr.. MeSwat. VINO
was rummaging In one OF the ciosets.
have YOU done anything. with that
old coat of mine that used to hang ON
the last hook In here?"
yes" answered Mrs. McSwat.
gave II to the Volunteers"
You did. did you?" Well. youh
he sorry to learn. perhaps. that there
was A aye.dollar bill In 1t which !
was going to give you If ! found that
Goa, undisturbcd at the beginning OF
March"
20. think not, Billigcr. ! searched
I, thoroughly before | gave 1t away.
You're pretty smart woman.
Lobclia. but 1t didn't occur to you 10
look inside the lining"
20. yes, II did and found the hve-
dollar bill spent It for the rubber
plant In the front parlor that you have
admired so much and wondered now
| managed to buy out OF my allowance.
You're pretty smart man. Biiiiser.
bu, there are times when you don't
look the part.
There being no further business be-
fore the house. Mr. McSwat adjourned
without form.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
STUDY NOT A NECESSITY.
End ard Ain, Of Wor1an's Life. AZ Un.
derstood by Rosie's Mother.

In one of the Philadelphia public
schools is Il little girl pupil whose an
cestors and coreligionists have ever
held that the principal end and aim of
the life of woman is marriage. This
little ri:l is well up in most OF her
studies. but she has an inveterate dis
like of geography and 1t seems impos-
sible 20 teach the stuiy 10 her. The
other day her teacher. made impatient
by her seeming unwil!!ugness to learn
her geography lesson, sent to Rosie's
mother u note requesting her to see
that the girl studied her lesson. The
next day showed no improvement.
however, and the teacher asked Rosie
whether she had delivered the note.
Yes. ma'am," was the reply.
And did your mother read The
note. Rosie" said The teacher.
Yes. nam"
What did she say"
MY mother said tha, she didn't
know geography. an she got married
an my aunt didn't know geography.
an she got married. an you know
geography, an you didn't get mar.
ried'
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
A, End Missing.

An Irishman who served on oo
n man.of.war was selected by one Oh
the officers to haul In towline OF con.
siderable length that was towing over
the tafYrail. After pulling In ~ or oo
fathoms, which had put his pauehce
severely to proof, rs well as every
muscle of his arms, he muttered 10
himself:
surely It's as long as to-day ana To-
morrow. It's Il good weeks work ior
any five In the ship. Bad luck 10 'he
leg or the arm it'll leave at last "na''
more of 1t yet? Och. murder! lhe
saws mighty deep. to be sure
After continuing in n similar STRAIN
and conceiving there was little prop
ability of the completion OF his laoor'
he suddenly stopped short. and, al
dressing the officer OF the watch cx'
claimed: bad manners TO me. SIR IL
| don't think somebody's cut on the
other end of it!"-The Pathfinder
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
Truth and
Qstality

appeal to the wcll-Inforn.a /. \
walk Of life and are essential 80
success and crcditable .t.Dd;,.
insiy. 1t is not claimed thu, sr,,.
and Elixir Of SIENNA i, the oDl,
known value. but one Of m,,,
why It is the best of personal ,as
laxAtivcs is the fact ,h., h -
swcetens and relieve, the intern,
on which it acts without any d.,..
after effects and without haviD, ~
the quantity from time to tim.
1t acts pleasantly and p,,r,,.
truly as q laxative. and Il, oo,,
parts are known to and ,o,,,,'., !!
physicians as 1t is free from ali dr.
able substances. To get il, ~,
effects always purchase the -
manufactured by the Caliiorpi, r, i.
Co.. only, and for sale by all le,ai,,n
gists.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
He Grasped the Idea.

Tommy" said his teacher, "the
words circumstantial evidence occur
in the lesson. Do you know what cir.
cumstantial evidence is?" Tommy re-
piled that he did not
We'll, l will explain to you by an
illustration. You know we have q rule
against eating apples in school. Sup.
pose some morning l should see you
in your seat with book held up in
front of your face. I say nothing, but
presently go round to where you are
sitting. You are busily studying your
lesson, but I find that your face is
smeared. while under the edge of your
slate see the core of freshly.eaten
apple.
II should know, just as well as II I
had caught you at 1t. that you had
been eating an apple, although, of
course, l did not see you do it. That
is case in which circumstantiaI eyi.
dence convicts you. Do you know
what 1t is now?"
yes, ma'am," said Tommy. "It's
eating apples in school. ol."-Youth's
Companion.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
MAcAlNs.oRovno PAINT.

Occasionally one hears the hand
mixed paint OF the painter slishtingiy
spoken OF as "unscientiac" and mot
thoroughly mixed" The facts are all
on the side OF the painter and his hand'
prepared paint.
II is the most scientific" paint there
is, because II is made on the spot 10
suit the particular purpose for which
II is to be used. 1t is as scientihc as
a good doctors prescription. II the
painter did not mix II thus 1t wouln
be as unscientihc as patent medi'
cine. Moreover. the paint which
good painter turns out Is made ot
genuine white lead and pure linseed
oil. II he does not mix 1t himself he
is not sure what is in II. and conse-
quently his client cannot be sure.
As for not being thoroughly mixed
by machinery. that is simply mis-
statement. White Lead as made by
National Lead Company is thorough
ly Incorporated with or $ per cent.
OF pure Linseed oil in the factory. max
ing paste. This paste need only be
,hinned with additional linseed oil TO
make II ready for the brush.
The thorough incorporation OF pig
ment and oil has already been accom-
plished before the painter gets 1t
To know how to tell pure white lead
Is a great advantage 10 both painter
and HORSEPOWER National Lead Com
pany will send tester free 10 anyone
Interested Address the company at
Woodbridge Building, New York, N. Y.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
Aussv A GREAT HELP TO Her.
Wife Found Him a Careful Adviser a.
to Woman's Dress.

1t was pleasant to hear Mrs. Ham,
mond speak OF her husbands helpful
ness In domestic matters. and also OF
his great taste In regard to woman
dress. Nobody could guess what a
help he is to me in choosing my new
gowns each year" Mrs. Hammond
said earnestly. without really hear
Ing our conversations"
A graceless cousin. to whom fell the
privilege of hearing one of these H.
Eliminating conversations. said that
ever after the peculiar fitness OF Mr..
Hammond for the position OF censor
remained in her mind.
William" said Mrs. Hammond. on
this memorable occasion. II am und"-
cided between green and brown
for my winter suit Now know what
you're thinking. You're thinking that
said was tired TO death OF brown.
and SO | was, and am. You think l d
better have the green"
Still" said Mr.. Hammond.
Certainly" said his wife. 1t spots,
and is more apt to fade. perhaps. while
brown is more trustworthy color,
"Of course" began Mr. Hammond.
Yes. OF course brown makes me-
look older" assented his wife.
But how" ventured Mr.. liam
mond
But how much smaller look in
brown than in any other color" and
Mrs. Hammond nodded approval. And
as I'm really gaining flesh all the
time. perhaps I'd better not consider
the green
You don't" began the careful al.
wiser.
Il know don't look stout To YOU.
cried Mrs. Hammond. but you'll feel
more at home with me in brown. and
so its decided. just as thought ii
would be- When one has husband
who is really interested. and takes
thought about ones dress" and she
turned a bright gaze to the visitor. 1T
does simplify things so."-Youth :
Companion.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
LOST $500.
Buying Medicine When Right Food
Was Needed.

Money spent for "tonics" and "brac-
poor old stomach is loaded with pas
try and pork. is worse than losing a
pocketbook containing the money.
II the money only is lost it's bad
enough. but with lost health from
wrong eating. it is hard to make the
money back
Mich. young lady lost money on
drugs but Is thankful she found a
way to get back her health by proper
food. She writes:
Il had been a victim OF nervous dys.
pepsia for six years and spent three
hundred dollars for treatment in the
attempt to get well. None of it did
me any good.
Finally tried Grape-Nuts food,
and the results were such that, II 1t
cost dollar package, would not
be without it. My trouble had been
caused by eating rich food such as
pastry and pork.
THE most wonderful thing that
ever happened to me, am sure, was
the change in my condition after I
began to eat Grape-Nuts. I began to
improve at once and the first week
gained four pounds.
Il feel that cannot express my
self in terms that are worthy Of the
benefit Grape-Nuts has brought to
me, and you are perfectly free to
publish this letter II 1t will send some
poor sufferer relief, such as has como
to me.''
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Cteeks Mich. Read. '-Ths Rosd to Well
VILE" In pkss. There's Reason"
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
GIadstone's Thrift.
was

Cladstonc's liberality was
very great. and was curiously accom-.
panied by his love OF small economies
his determination TO have the prop
er discount taken on the price OF his
second hand books. his horror OF n
wasted half sheet OF note paper. which
almos, cqualcd his detestation OF a
wasted minutc.-Rccollectio OF Sir
Algernon West.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
Her Kick.

John. | wish you would not be
quite so polite. and SO considerate of
me when We are in company"
Why, dear. | want them-the whole
world-to see how love you"
That's all right but they-the
whole world-thinks I've go, YOU
scared. Houston Post.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
c.tarrh Cannot Be Cured

IocAl APPLICATIONS =. they cannot reach
The .- Al o. the disease Caah Il blood or c"nsti
tuion. disease and In order to cure II you must take
internal remedies. Hairs Cstsrrh turris taEen 10
tsrn.IIy and Arts directly on tho blOud and mucous
surface. Hall. CatArrh Cure I. not aquaek meal
cine prescribed by OF the best physician.
in mi. roIntry for years and l. regular prescription
II i, compu.ed Of the best tonic. kno~ n. combined
nucnu. .urfacr. The perfect combination Of thu
two ingredients Il what produces such wonderful re
suits In curing catArfh- send for tr-tluonlAs 'et
= J. CHENEY 4 CO, rrup,., Toledo, U
Sod nv Druggists. price 5Sc,
Take Hairs Family rms for constipation.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
His Great Fault.

Yes" said the would-be author. I've
taken home in the country. but it
will be necessary for me 10 engage
a gardener There's quite plot OF
ground around the house: too much
for me to handle"
Yes replied Crittick. You never
could handle plot could your
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
THAT OFFICE YARN.

Mrs. Al think Offices are horrid,
My husband is out all day and says
he is looking for an office.
Mrs. Z.-How funny. Mine is out
late nights and says he is detained al
the Office
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
Lest He Eoroet.

Church-Whats that piece of cord
tied around your finger for?
Gotham-My wife put 1t there to re.
mind me to mail letter.
Church-And did you mail it?
Gotham-No; she forgot to give it
to me!-The Congregationalist.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
In a Pinch. Use ALIENS Foo1.EAsE

\ powder. 1t cures painful. smart.
ing. nervous feet and ingrowing nails
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all Druggists. 25c. Accept no sub.
stitute. Trial package. FREE. Ad.
dress A. S. Olmsted. lie Roy. y. Y.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
The Power Of Love.

Love as many persons and as many
creatures as you possibly can. Love
is the only power by which you can
make yourself rich in moral world.
-Blackie
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17

Genuine greatness is marked by
simplicity unostentatiousness. self
forgetfulness. hearty interest In
others. a feeling OF brotherhood with
the human family.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17

1t Is only by being sometimes alone
that We can ever be fit for friendship.
companionship. or love.-Bliss Car.
man
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17

Garfield Tea cannot but commend itself
to tho-c desiring a laxative at once sim.
pie. pure. mild. potent and hcalth-gNins,
It is made of Herbs. All drug storc,.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17

There is no interest worth consid.
GRAFTON that does not run in the direc-
ton Of duty.-Grimshaw,
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
Pettit's Eye Salve for 25c

relieves tired. oNerworkcd eyes, stops eye
ache. ron.r-,rd inilhinci or sore eyes Al
druggist, OF Howard Bros. Buffalo. y. y.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17

Men have no rights in the world:
they have only duties.-George Mere
dith.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17

Mrs. winalow'H Soothing syrup.
fnr children tccthin2 sof-ns tn. gums. reduces In
Examination. aIlays pain. wind collie bottle.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
REPARTEE, r

Winter the Most Deadly Season.
In most large cities the death rate
In winter is much greater than in
summer.
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
s.III. VINO kno,,,,

still, Who Knows?
I'm the old days In England they
slit noses and cropped ears"
MY, my! I could never 60 In for
such styles"
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17
Important TO Motbero

SVIpOTIEIIt 10 mOtn0T0,
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORlA safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Ordway new era., 1908-04-17

PATENTS ;:s s;:s$$s
e securc prptection. Bend for my frcc 6ootisr, er
Go9Ar M. Aitchin, Osrsy B.iit.e, Nsakisstss. 81 q
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-23
Good Times at Watcrloo.

Waterloo Dec. l6.--lr there is such
thing as financial depression in
south Carolina it has NOT yet reached
Waterloo and vicinity. The price of
cotton, which is lower than il should
BE- has made ii hard ON some. uorhons
To meet their demands, but on the
whole our people have money and are
paying their debts Our farmers are
putting their money in the banks TO
run them another year. Our mcr-
chants are hard hit in some instances
but are getting their part OF the tan
Giblc wh"r"wih" without much diff
Guilty.
The merchants say they have sold
more grain for sowing purposes this
year than ever before.
With us the vine and the olive grow
in profuSion and truly the great fields
OF yellow grain-Oats, rye, barley and
whcat-bcSpcak a law OF plenty.
Our farmers are already preparing
for another crop. Deep fall blowing
is going on, bitches and new terraces
being made. New grounds are being
cleared, the wood hauled to town and
turned into money. Eggs and chick
ems bring a good price and turkeys
arc - cents per pound.
Our farmers have porkcrS in the
pen and home made fat backs and
hams hanging in the Smokchousc.
Thus it will be seen that our people
some of them at lcaSt-arc begin
ming to realize the value Of home liv-
ing and to raise hog and hominy"
We have all learned to look upon them
as the twins OF South Carolina pro
ducts. Who has not felt its influence?
Have you not Quaifcd the aromatic
eliXcr and seen visions and dreamed
dreams more than mortal? In the
ncctarinc depths of hog and hominy"
we see pictures Of green fields and
blosSoming hedge rows and the blue
smoke curling upward from happy
cottage homes Away with the cry,
hard times.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-23
PROSPERITY SMILES
ON LAURENS
COUNTY

among the many contributions tn
me States Prosperity Smiles" arc
'he TWO letters from Waterloo and
cross Hill, both of which are in Lau-
rehS county. The correspondents.
Whlle by no means optimistic state
'hat there is plenty to live on. The
writer from Waterloo wakes quite
poetic The letters are as follows.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-23
Keystone DriIler Company
Beaver Falls, Pa.
PORTLAND, MAINE, CHILD
Ill, Weak and Emaoiated, Re-
stored to Health by VinoI


"Our little daughter, six years Of age,
after severe attack of the measles,
which developed into pneumonia, was
left pitifully thin, weak and emaciat-
ed. She had no appetite, and her stom-
ach was so weak 1t could not retain
food. She lay in this condition for
weeks, and nothing the doctor pre-
scribed did bit of good, and we were
beginning to think she would never re-
cover.
AT this time we commenced to give
her Ninol, and the effect was marvel
Gus. The doctor was amazed at hcg
progress, and when we told him we
We're giving her Vinol, he replied, 1T
is . fine remedy, keep it up. We did
so, and she recovered her health anG
strength months before the doctor
thought Sic could" j. w. Flagg,
Portland, Me
Ninol cures conditions like this be-
cause in natural manner 1t increases
The appetite, tones UP the digestive
organs. makes rich, red blood. ana
strengthens every organ In the body.
The Laurens Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1908-12-23
The Laurens Drug Co.

hciorc You select what You wiz give
Iol CpriStmaS presents be sure 10 sec
our Inc from which YOU can select
presents for any one
s. Nj. & t. IL. Wilkes & Co.