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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
hEa DESTINATION IN DOUBT.
Little Girls Remark Not Compliment
tary to Grandma.

Ethel is of the mature age of five.
Recently her grandmother concluded
that 1t devolved on her to instruct the
child In religious matters.
you must be good girl, Ethel"
she said. Then you will go to heaven
when you die"
Ethel seemed scarcely pleased with
this reward for exceptional conduct.
Don't you want to go to heaven?"
asked grandma, with look Of re-
proach.
"oh. don't know" temporized
Ethel II guess not"
why not?" demanded grandma,
severely.
Because maybe couldn't get out"
answered Ethel.
you wouldn't want to get out" re-
piled grandma.
"Oh, yes, should" returned Ethel,
with conviction.
NO" argued grandma, you would
not. Why should you want to get out
Of heaven"
why" answered Ethel, II guess I'd
want to go and see you once in a
while, wouldn't I?'-Woman's Home
Companion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
you CAN HAVE GOOD ROADS.
Black Loan Soil Not q Bar to Hard
Roads, says n. n. Gross.

II Is often urged that hard roads
in the corn belt Of the Mississippi val
icy are impracticable, first, for the
reason that stone or gravel roads can.
GOT be built on the heavy black loan
soil Of that section, and, second, be.
cause there is no road material at
hand for this purpose.
The fact is there are no difficulties
there that cannot be overcome. Only
one precaution is necessary, and that
Is thorough drainage See that the
road Is thoroughly drained, which may
be done either by side-ditching or by
thing sub-surface drains, and the task
will be an easy one. The layer of
road material serves as roof over
the road to keep 1t dry.
AS to road material, though there
are no deposits of stone or gravel In
the corn belt, the land In that section
Is exceedingly fertile and produces
large revenues, and It's owners are
better able to pay road taxes than the
farmers In other parts where the road
material is at hand and the soil less
fertile. Furthermore, the railroads
are interested in the betterment of the
highways and will carry road mate
rial southwark into the corn belt at
the cost Of the service or less. The
southern part Of the state furnishes
the northern part with coal-the coal
cars go back empty-why not fill them
with stone or gravel?
The farmers of the corn belt have
still another advantage when It comes
to building hard roads. The land
is comparatively level, so no heavy
grading is necessary. II is true that
hard roads can be built In the corn
belt with material shipped In for hall
the cost of roads In Massachusetts
where stone abounds, the difference
being that In Massachusetts, the hills
must be cut down, the hollows filed
and the streams bridged.-H. II. Gross
Secretary Farmers Good Roads
League.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
HINTS TO HELP.

Stop the danger OF runaway by get.
ting new harnesses or having the old
ones nicely fixed up.
There are some people so honest
that they never deviate from the truth.
except when the tax assessor calls.
II weeds begin to show themselves
in the corn field before the hills show,
a weeder will help to subdue them
and bring the corn up faster too.
Begin the season right by cutting of
the top OF every weed that shows Il.
self, At the same time, root out every
unkind word that comes to your Inns.
II costs 20 cents to raise a bushel
OF potatoes, and they seldom sell for
less than so cents. Doubling ones
money Is considered pretty profitable
business.
When the mows are emptied, sweep
them thoroughly and let In all the air
and sunlight possible. We have seen
barns with ten-year-old dust.fllled cob
webs hanging from ridgepole and
cross-beam.
When things go wrong on the
farm, just think that II might be
worse. Hurry around and make the
wrong thing right. and lie down to
rest at night feeling that every day
is good day. no matter what hap
pens in II.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
INvALip's SAD PLIGHT.
After Infiammatory rheumatism, Hair
Came Out, Skin Peeled, and Bed
Sores Developed-only Cutl-
cura Proved Successful.

about four years ago I had a very
severe attack Of inflammatory rheuma-
tism. My skin peeled, and the high
fever played havoc with my hair,
which came out In punches. I also
had three large bed sores on my back.
l did not gain very rapidly. and my
appetite was very poor. tried many
sure cures but they were Of little
help, and until l tried Cuticura Re-
solvent had had no real relief. Then
my complexion cleared and soon / felt
better. The bed sores went very soon
after a few applications OF Cuticura
Ointment, and when used Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment for my hair
1t began to regain its former glossy ap-
pearance. Mrs. Lavina j. Henderson.
1913 Broad st., Stamford, Conn, March
8 and IL, 1907"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20

curely in order to keep the posts from
spreading even more. A good method
Of closing up the cleft is shown in the
accompanying cut. says The Farmer
Place short, stout chain around the
top OF the post just tight enough to
admit strong lever. The post can
then be drawn together by strong
downward pressure and the lever held
there by tying It to the lowest post
hole. A half-inch hole can then be
bored through the post. a bolt drawn
through and the sides drawn tightly
together. This post will then last as
long as any other in the fence and will
not be cause Of losing any sleep for
Fear your own or some one else's cat
tie will be getting into trouble.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
She Didn't Know Them.

Marion was toiling bravely upstairs.
paper and pencil in hand, ready to
ask questions Of the first person she
CHANGED upon. Being just six. she was
Of the "inquiring" age, and thereupon
endeavored to make every ones life
q burden to them.
The first person she met was
Bridget, the upstairs girl. "Bwidget,"
she lisped, "pwease give me the let.
tiers In the afabet." Bridget repeated
them slowly and impressively. And
now, Bwidget," the child went on, 81
want the letters that are not in the
afabet" Bridget was thoughtful for a
moment: BLESS me soul. darlin'
child" she answered, 81 don't know
them"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
How II Works.

Once there was struggling young
author who was blest with many
friends, all OF whom told him that he
was the coming great writer OF the
country.
So one day a bright thought struck
him. He said:
Il will publish my book, and all my
friends who admire II so much will buy
my book. and will be rich"
So he printed his book.
And all OF his friends waited for
him to send them autographed copies
Of his book.
And so his books were sold as Junk.
And ever after he didn't have any
friends.-Success.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
MIGHT Ysr Be PERSUADED.
Sweet Girl Brought to Ask Time for
Reconsideration.


"Since you can be no more than q
sister to me-" said the heartbroken
young man, will you not give me one
kiss Of FAREWELL"
She assented. albeit coldly.
And Mannering drew the girl TO his
heart, he pressed his lips to hers with
4 passionate fervor born Of his de
spair.
Afterward her head sank gently up
on bis shoulder.
"Mr. Mannering." she breathed,
"this is all so-all SO new to me-so
strangely different from my expecta.
tions-perhaps, II you would give me
ume-time to reconsider"
But, dear reader, let us draw veil
over the sacred scene.-Excbange
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
What a Dear Little wife Did.

The leap-year widow had cornered
the willy widower.
"Ah, you should marry again, Mr.
Primrose" she whispered in her most
persuasive tones. "Widowers are like
bachelors-they come home at night
and toss their clothes all in a heap.
You should have a dear little wife to
go through your clothes"
Thanks" replied the willy widower,
tersely, but my last wife went
through them so completely that I
didn't have carfare in the morning."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
;asp,ROADD AZ @
e1atl ~ EAR 'A1
11htPRlo! no
~.
MeNpINe SPLIT POSTS.
Draw Tightly Together with Chain and
Insert Bolt.

Those who have post-andrail fences
know that posts are likely to split
from variety of causes, letting the
rails drop and making very poor
fence. The damage is usually re-
paired by mailing an old horseshoe or
two across the split in the post below
each post hole. Although this an
swers fairly well, 1t does not draw
the post together. Horseshoes are not
always on hand and even II they were
they will have to be nailed very Sc.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20

meant agony. My rest was broken by
troublesome weakness and the Sc
cretions seemed to burn like acid. I
was in an awful condition and doctors
did not seem to help me. Doan's Kid.
ney Pills benefited me from the first
and soon made me a strong and
healthy woman"
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
Removable Buggy Seat.

end of which is slipped under the seat
cushion. A stick is hinged to the I'M
derside, explains the Prairie Farmer,
which serves as a leg to the seat, and
when not in use this can be folded up
and the whole seat slipped under the
buggy seat out of the way.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
The American Hen.

There IL nothing mean or narrow
about the American hen. She cackles
for all, and last year she supplied Cuba
with million dollars worth of prime
eggs, to say nothing OF the enormous
quantities sent to England and other
countries.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
HOW's This2

We ofer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY CO., Toledo. D.
We, the undersigned, have known r. J. Cheney
for the last 10 years and believe him perfectly hon
orsble In all business transactions and nnancally
able 70 carry out any obligations made by his nrm.
WALpiHo, KINSAN q MAHvrn,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o
Hare Catarrh Cure fs taken Internally, acting
yssm' sTe.timonisls sent free. Price Is oenn pef
Take Haiis Family Pills for consultation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
Try Murine Eye Remedy

For Red, Weak, Weary, watery Eyes
Murine Doesn't Smart-Soothes Eye Pain
All Druggists Sell Murine at 50cts. The a
Page Book in each Pkg. is worth Dollar
in every home. Read it. We will Mail al
our Eye Books Free-Write us to-day
Ask your Druggist.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20

ties, Mrs. A. s.
Payne, Of sol Third
ave, So, Columbus,
Miss, suffered for
years. She says:
THE pains In my
back, sides and loins
were SO terrible that
I often smothered a
scream. Every move
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
REMOVABLE BUGGY SEAT.
Device by Which an Extra Person Can
Be Comfortably Provided For.

A convenient, removable third buggy
seat is made by lacking stuffed cush.
ion on one end of board, the other
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
Commences,

Mrs. Grammercy-I married for love
and 1t lasted only year.
Mrs. Park-Pshaw! I married for
money, and we blew It all In before
six months.-Smart Set.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
Wrong Selections.

why doesn't that man get on in
politics? He seems capable and In
dustrious."
YES" answered Senator Sorghum;
he is all that. But he showed bad
judgment in selecting his opinions"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20

This above all; to thine own self
be true; and It must follow, as the
night the day, thou canst not then be
false to any man.-Shakespesre.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
COFFEE

Poor coffee has to be
sold in bulk, it isn't worth
packing.
Your grocer returns your money II you don't
like Schilling's Best; we pay him,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20

Good manners are the blossoms OF
good sense. and. It may be added,
good feeling, too.-Locke.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20

send for FREE t2.O0 trial bottle and treatise. pr.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gurus, reduces m.
namma tion aiays palm cures wind colo 2Sc bottle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20

It's easy for deaf mute to love q
girl more than tongue can tell.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20

More people are fooled by the trutl
than by lies.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-06-20
ONE woMAN's ENDURANCE.
Southern Woman Suffers Torture
Without Complaint.

Racked and torn with terrific pains,
nightly annoyed by kidney Irregular.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24
WHAT HE FOUND.

The other day Will Mudd was
taking a chew of thin plug chew
ing tobacco and he bit something
he did not think was tobacco, aid
upon investigation it was discov-
cred that he was trying to chew a
finger bone that some unfortunate
person had gotten smashed off"
while preparing the tobacco for
market. The question has arisen
as to whether the bone belonged to
a man or woman, or whether they
we're white or black people, but we
think the decision has not yet been
reached. Since that day Will has
chewed no more tobacco. It is al
SO noticed that all people around
here who are still chewing, always
cut the tobacco very ine before
they chew it, Here's wishing for
more tobacco with bones in it
Frederick (Texas) Leader.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24
HOW TO KILL A LIE.

It's pretty hard to know how to
treat lie when it's about your.
self. You can't go out of your
way to deny it, because that puts
you on the defensive, and sending
the truth after a lie that's got a
good running start is like trying
to round up stampeded herd of
steers when the scare is OH them.
Lies are great travellers and well
come visitors in a good many
homes, and no questions asked
Truth travels slow, has to prove
its identity, and then a lot of peo-
pie hesitate to turn out an agree
able stranger to make room for it.
About the only way to kill lie
is to live the truth. When your
credit is attacked don't bother to
deny the rumors, but discount
your bills. When you are attack
ed unjustly, go about your bust
ness. along the usual ruts, and the
lies soon fade away for lack of
nourishment.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24
NEEDED.

If a Democratic President and Con-
gress should be elected, and some leg
islation was proposed and adopted look
ing to the benefits of the people at
large-the masses and not the classes
the public instead of the trusts and
privileged interests-now, wouldn't it
be a novel situation? 1t has been a
long time since such legislation has
been enacted at the national capital
Columbus Enquirer-Sun
Indeed, it would be novel situa-
tion This government needs change
of administration. 1t would prove ben
eficial in every particular. There is
too much political gangrene in evil
dence that needs the surgeons knife TO
eliminate. The Democratic party, not
withstanding it's many defeats, is cour-
ageous-is standing by its principles
and contending unyieldingly for their
triumph. 1t is the party Of the people,
1t has its foundation in the bed rock OF
Jeffersonian doctrines, and will live on,
because it deserves to live. The Inde-
pendence League and other side parties
may weaken it, but it takes on new
blood and battlesfor the supremacy OF
good government in behalf of the
masses against the classes and, there
fore, legislation at the capital by the
Democratic party is what is needed.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24
WOULD LIVE ON.

Chinese Minister WI Ting-fang, in
an address at Battle Creek, Mich, tells
Americans his rules for attaining long
life. He said:
1--WE pay too little attention to-day
to the subject of health and the care of
our bodies" he told his audience
Health is far more important than
wealth, for what matters how many
millions a man has if he does not pos
sess the wealth to enjoy it. We devote
too much time to acquiring wealth and
too little to the cultivation of health. F."
Remarking that four years ago he
was impressed with the fact that he was
living improperly, he continued:
Il was a great sufferer from sciatics
and other complaints, l had always
been very fond of tea and meats. !
drank tea, coffee and wines, and led a
sedentary life. l became convinced
that was doing wrong, and gave up
eating meats and all rich foods, in
GLIDING coffee, wine and even tea-the
latter with tears in my eyes, because
you all know that tea Is the national
beverage in my country. at once be.
gan to get better, and have since been
entirely we'll"
Several Marietta people who have
adopted 3 similar course Of diet, have
] found equally as good results.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24
A CITY OF A MILLION HENS.

Some fifty miles north of San Fran
cisco the town Of Petaluma lies on q
moor between low mountains. 1t il
largely built up on the poultry indus
try. In the portion of Sonoma county
tributary to the town over l20,000,0O0
eggs we're produced in 1907, more than
10,OO0,00O dozen. At'least rs per cent.
of the people of the county raise poul-
try, 1t is not an occupation relegated
to the grandmothers. 1t is a mans oc-
cupation, In Petaluma men are chicken
raisers as they are elsewhere bankers.
merchants or lawyers. One of the
Matching plants has capacity of 100,-
900. That is to say, it can, and does,
when the seasons demands are heavy,
turn out 100000 young chickens every
three weeks. They go east to Kansas
City, south into Old Mexico. north into
British Columbia.
Mr.. Phil Blapkenship, a former Mari
eta man, resided for while at this
place, and engaged in poultry raising
very successfully.
In our trip to California, we observed,
near Los Angeles, where one man had
10000 pigeons, and his chief occupation
was to raise pigeons for San Francisco
and Los Angeles markets, the demand
being greater than he could supply.
His income was very large from this
industry.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24
HE TOOK EN- BOTH,

A man q little beyond the prime of
life called at the Home for the Friend
less in Atlanta a few days ago and
wanted to adopt little boy.
Some Of the ladies, in questioning the
man, asked him il he was quite sure he
could give the child proper care and
education.
He said: "Well, l have reared eleven,
but they are getting most grown, and
my wife is just about barefoot for a
baby, 80 l come for one. We can give
him good home and a plain educa-
ton"
They brought out two little tots-a
boy and q girl, brother and sister-and
asked him to take his choice. When he
found that they were brother and sister
he thought minute and said: "Well,
| can't bear to separate 'em. Just bun
die 'em both up and give 'erl to me-"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24
HOW HE WILL VOTE.

Hon. Joseph NJ. Brown attended the
Democratic Bryan and Brown rally in
Savannah on Friday night. In passing
through Atlanta he gave out an inter-
view, in which he stated that he has
never made any pretensions to being a
public speaker, and does not now pro-
pose to speak in public, and, in conclu.
sion, said: "But by pen, presence or
otherwise, I am glad to encourage
Others to vote, as 1 shall vote, for the
nominees of the National Democratic
ticket-Bryan and Kern. No Democrat
in Georgia can afford to vote other
wise"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24
MINING WITH THE PEOPLE.

Hon. Joseph M. Brown, democratic
nominee for governor, was royalty en-
tertained at Savannah on Friday, and
made a speech there that night in
which he enthusiastically advocated the
election OF Bryan and Kern. He visited
Waycross Saturday, spent Sunday and
Monday in Valdosta, Monday night a,
Triton, Tuesday at Cordele, and Wed.
nesday at Albany, and at Bryan rally
Wednesday night in Macon. He i,
mixing with the people in South Geor.
gia, and meeting with cordial recep.
ton.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

A man named Jesse Fades was
beaten to death by a mob on Sep
TENDER 18th because he wore a
straw hat on September 10th. 1t
is lynchable offense in Philadel-
phia if you wear a straw hat after
the 18th of September. If you 90
North, never wear straw hat.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

Did you know that John Temple
Graves weighs but So pounds avoirdu
pois?" asks the Buffalo Evening News.
We knew he was the lightweight lin
guistic champion of the age, but we did
not suspect HIM of having any avoirdu-
pois concealed anywhere about him.
Macon Telegraph.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

An old friend had dropped in to
see young lawyer whose father
was still paying his Office rent.
$50 you are now practicing
lew" the old friend said, ge-
nially.
"No, SIR" said the candid
youth. 81 appear to be, but I am
really practicing economy"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

When man votes in a democratic
primary, he agrees to abide the result.
II you fail to get your choice, you agree
to take the choice of the majority. 9th
erwise there is no use to hold prima-
~, Vote for the nominees national,
state and county.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

Hearst's Independence party in Geor-
gia has gone to pieces already. Yancey
Carter has flew the track, and will not
support Hisgen and Graves. The demo-
Gratis will bury the corpse in October.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

TWAS in Chattanooga that John Tenn
pie Graves advocated the nomination of
Roosevelt for President by the Demo-
Gratis. ohm Temple now wants Hisgen
and Graves elected How men change
with their environments
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

Some eight years ago the people OF
this country would have been very
thankful for eight and nine cents cot
ton.-Columbus Enquirer-Sun,
Well, they are thankful now, but they
would be more thankful for II cents.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

1t is the democratic newspapers that
have given Yancey Carter publicity
His candidacy would not have been
known il they had kept his name out of
their columns
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

Governor Hoke Smith says he will
cast his vote for the nominee, Hon.
Joseph M. Brown, for Governor. OF
course he will There is no other hon
orable course.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

Somebody has discovered that rattle
snake venom is good for meningitis
Dublin Courier Dispatch.
II it is venom you want, you can get
it from the Fitzgerald Enterprise.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

Lewis S. Chandler. lieutenant COVER
nor OF New York, has been nominated
as the democratic candidate to oppose
Governor Hughes, republican.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

The Maine State election last week
was nearly republican defeat. The
republicans got it by a shave. RE
member the Maine"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

Savannah is trying to extradite q
wife-beater, named George, from jack
sonville, Fla. Let him go; ne is an
undesirable citizen"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

The Democrats in Vermont and Maine
90 right on from year to year voting
their convictions, whether they are sue
cessful or not They are true blue.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

This last legislature got more than
its share-three sessions. Now, we
ought to have biennial sessions to make
up for it.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1908-09-24

Colonel Kern, the vice-presidential
candidate, will crack the kernel of de-
mocracy in a speech at Macon on Octc-
Der Sd,