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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
SUSPICION POINTS To
A MISSING RUSSIAN
Party of Four Went Fishing, the Rus
sian and Mrs. Newburn Together,
and a Foul Murder Was Committed
Purpose Was Robbery.

Reports reached Hattiesburg yes
terday of terrible tragedy near Win
gate. The first report was to the effect
that the body of woman had been
found in the woods with her throat cut
from ear to ear and later some of the
facts were learned.
1t turns out that the name of the
woman who was killed is a Mrs. New
burn, and that she was most likely
foully murdered and suspicion points
to Russian, named Mike Magi, who
accompanied Mrs. Newburn and others
on fishing trip. The murder was
committed in Perry County and the
officials of that county will no doubt
make very thorough investigation o
the tragedy and will endeavor to 10
| cate the murderer.
1t is believed that robbery was thu
motive for the murder.
The following, just received iron
the New Augusta correspondent of thu
Daily News, throws more light on tn
subject:
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
Particulars of the Murder.

Daily News Special.
New Augusta, Miss, August 81
The most atrocious and revolving MUIR
der ever perpetrated in this county
was committed near Wingate, two
miles east of this place yesterday af
ternoon. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles King
went fishing on Leaf River near Win
gate. The Kings were accompanied
by Mrs. Newburn. Mrs. Newburn's
escort was Mike Magi, Russian.
When the quartette arrived at the
river, Magi, at the request of Mr..
King, rowed Mr.. and Mrs. King across
the river in canoe. Magi returned
to this side where he was to remain
with Mrs. Newburn. Magi was to
bring the boat back across to King
when the latter should call out for it.
Mr.. King and wife fished as long
as they wished, and he began to halloo
for the boat. Finally he found stray
canoe and came across and on home.
Mrs. Newburn failed to show up at
night A searching party was organ
: lied and hunted until about O'Clock
| this morning, when they found Mrs.
| Newburn in cluster of bushes with
her throat cut from ear to ear. Even
the bone of her neck was severed.
Magi is missing and suspicion points
to him as the murderer.
The dead woman is believed to have
had several hundred dollars on hel
person, as she kept a prosperous
boarding house at Wingate.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
SEEK SLAYER AT MOBILE.
Relatives of Woman Ask Police to Aid
Search.

Mobile, Ala, August 31.-J. w. New
burn, brother-in-law of Mrs. Martha
Newburn, and Harvey Miles, of Win
gate, Miss. arrived here last night
over the Mobile, Jackson and Kansas
City road, and reported to the police
that they had come here to search for
Michael Magi, white man, night
Waterman for the Lyndon Lumber
Company, of Wingate, who, they al
legged killed Mrs. Martha Newburn
Saturday while on a fishing trip on
Leaf River.
They tell the story that in the par
ty with Mrs. Newburn and Magi were
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles King. The par
ty decided to separate and fish, Magi
and Mrs. Newburn remaining on one
side of the river. Magi took Mr. and
Mrs. King across to the other side,
and they were to call him when ready
but received no answer, and after sew
eral hours got back, but saw nothini
of the couple. Tehy returned to Win
gate. A searching party searched the
woods all night, and found the body
yesterday morning at an early hour il
the woods on the banks of Leaf River
The womans throat was cut from cal
to ear. A sum of money, over 800
which they claim the woman had il
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31

penicitis and typhoid fever, has not
gained much strength.
Mr.. J. w. Haywood returned to Me-
ridian last Monday.
Rev. ]. c. Chatham, of Celie, Miss
came in our midst last Monday. Rev
Chatham is trying to find him a loca
ton while here.
Mr.. Evan Chatham returned home
from Meridian Monday, where he has
been visiting relatives several days.
Messrs. j. w. and ]. c. Chatham
made visit to Indian Springs yester
day.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
Moved to West Point

Mr. John F. Anderson has gone to
West Point, where he will reside in
future. He will be joined soon by
Mrs. Anderson and their winsome lit
tie children. This move from our
midst, causes general and very sim
cere regret. In Mrs. Anderson we lose
lady of rare loneliness of character
and one of unusual social prominence,
and we can ill afford the loss. This de-
partment extends them best wishes
wherever they go.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. w. Graves, accom-
panied by their winsome little daugh-
ter, Willie, and their sister, Miss Mag
gle Braswell, of Demopolis, Ala, have
returned home from Mississippi City,
where they were guests at the Annis-
ton Hotel.
Miss Olga Cough, of Meridian, who
has been the guest of her sister, Mrs.
Chas. Kinard. on Bay street, returned
home today. She was accompanied by
Mrs. Kinard and her little daughter
Doris, and ANNA May Mcdonald.
:. I. .
Or. and Mrs. ]. H. G. Cook went to
New Augusta yesterday. DR.. Cook re
turned last night, but Mrs. Cook will
remain several days the guest of hei
parents, Captain and Mrs. Ben Stew
ems.
Miss Nettie Lee Page has returned
home from Mendenhall where she
visited for two weeks. She was accom-
panied home by her cousins, Misses
Jessie Belle and Pearl Edwards.
Mrs. H. o. Siebe accompanied b,
her little daughter, Annie May, lef
Saturday for Crystal Springs, wher
they go to visit Mrs. Siebes par
ents.
Mr.. Henry Ellison, who is connecte
with the w. c. Rodgers Lumber Con
pany, has left for six weeks bus
ness trip in several different states.
9 . I:
III Mrs. Josh Odom after a pleasar
visit to her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. T
Haney on Buschman street, left sd
urday for her home in Birmingham.
:. 4.
Miss Mamie Gillian, of Columbi
, left yesterday for her home afte
? spending week with her parents, M
and Mrs. G. H. Gillian.
q q n
Miss Maggie Braswell, of Demop
lis, Ala, who has been visiting her ST
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
Delightful Serenade.-

OCh9utiut oCtCudoCs-
Just as the occupants of several
homes had entered happy dreamland
and were enjoying sleep, the "chief
nourisher of life's feast" they were
gently awakened by the soft, sweet
strains of music. The dreamer's first
impression was they were dwelling in
the land of music and song, but were
soon made to realize twas the sweet
serenaders who were remembering
them with most delightful music.
Music is sweet under all circumstances
but when awakened by the soft sweet
strains it is sweeter still. Following
are the names of those who gave this
delightful serenade: Misses Alice
Cook, Florence McElroy, Lille James
Mary Maud Purser, Marie Pasch, Anne
/ liza Pasch, Addie Rhodes, Messrs
Moore, Johnnie Redmond, Albert
James, George James, Byes Waddell
Jim Dunaghan, Joe and Austin Pelli
GRIM.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
PETAL SOCIAL ITEMS.

Petal, Miss, August olive are
having some nice weather at present,
and cotton picking has begun, and the
farming class generally seems to be
busy at work.
Last Sunday was very interesting
day in Sunday school. Our crowd was
also very pleasing.
Mr.. Walter Haywood, who has been
very sick for the last three weeks with
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
Return From the West

Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Mcleod ana
Miss Annie Rose and the boys, re-
turned yesterday from an extended
trip out west.
They have been sojourning in dit
ferent points in Colorado and Utah'
They have visited many places OF In
terest among them Salt Lake City
Yellowg Stone Park and one day last
week on their way to Denver from Salt
Lake City, they passed under the
Hanging Rock at Clear Greek canyon
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31

ter, Mrs. R. w. Graves at her attract
i've home on Walnut street, will resurn
home Wednesday. She has won many
friends during her short stay here who
regret her departure.
:: {. .
Miss Evelyn Cook has returned
from visit of several weeks to her
grandparents, Captain and Mrs. Ben
Stevens, of New Augusta.
. :
Mrs. Fanny Williams, of Meridian,
is expected Friday to be the guest OF
her sister, Mrs. e. l.. Robbins. on
West Pine street.
| DR.. and Mrs. Leo H. Martin have as
their guest their mother Mrs. d. r
Caldwell, of Ruston, La.
:: 4: ::
| Miss Bessie Haney has as her guest
Miss Corinne Venable, of Lumberton.
DR.. J. ]. Stevens was a professional
visitor to Eatonville Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. S. Stevens spen
yesterday in New Augusta.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
IMPORTANT TO U. D. C.

. The U. d. C.s will have a meeting
in the palm garden of the Hotel Hat
tiesburg Tuesday afternoon at $3.50
o'clock. All members are requested
to be present as matters of Importance
will be considered.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
W0MAN'S THROAT WAS
CUT FROM EAR To EAR

The coroner's jury gave a verdict
of murder with ind ,ations of Magi be-
ing the murderer.
The jury suggested robbery as the
motive for the crime.
The murderer has not yet been ap-
pretended.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
The Social Side.
CUMBERLAND PHONE No. 422

Colorado, where they said the scenery
was perfectly grand. They have been
in one wreck since their departure
and came near being in another last
week The return of this popular fam
lily has been eagerly looked forward
to by host of admiring friends, who
have missed them greatly during their
absence.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31
PREACHING TONIGHT.

Rev. A. Lichtenstein, the Christian
Jew, will preach at Columbia Street
Baptist Church this evening at 8
o'clock. Everybody cordially invited
to attend the service.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1908-08-31

her stocking, was missing, which
showed his object was robbery.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-26

GOOD AND BAD ROAD CONTRASTED.
and farmers which recently held a con-
vention at Buffalo, and it APPLY fits the
case, making a profound impression
on the farmers present. THE same
situation exists when the motive pow
er of the vehicle is furnished by an
engine" he continued, $50 that autoists
and farmers are at one on the good
roads question. The automobile needs
perfect road to accomplish all 1t is
capable of accomplishing. Then let
us be sensible and provide the posi-
bility of getting the best out Of 1t.
THE antagonism of the farmer to
the automobilist is entirely unwarrant-
ed. There are some farmers who are
as offensive rs some Automobiles.
The product of the automobile fac
tories Of Michigan sold for $1S,0OO,0OO
In Il year, and rs per cent came from
outside the state from the rich and
well to do 1t went to stockholders
and employees and through them to
the stores and farmers. The industry
made possible by the users of automo-
biles meant a great deal to the farm
ers of Michigan, and 1t means as much
to the farmers Of many other states"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-26
New Advertisements
Of Untold Value

The Information Contained in This
Residents Statement is Priceless
The hale, the hearty, the strong can
afford to toss this paper to one side inn
patiently when they read the following,
but any sufferer i'll Frostburg who has
borne hours of torture caused by kidney
complaint Will stand III his own light if
he does not follow the valuable advice
offered here:
Mrs. WILLIAM ]. THOMAS, lBowcry street,
Frostburg, Md, says
am glad to endorse DOans Kidney Pills,
as | received the most beneficial results from
their use. For many years | was afflicted
with kidney trouble and was caused much
misery from pains i'll the small of my back.
During the night the trouble was always
worse and | could not sleep, rising in the
morning devoid of energy. | was tired and
languid, and at times could scarcely do my
homework. As Il further evidence that the
kidneys were dSOrdered the sccretOnS from
these organs were very irregular in action
and contained much sediment | nsed
many remedies with little relief until | was
advised to try DOan's Kidney Pills, and pro-
cured box at J. W. SHEA'S Drug Store. A
short use convinced me that | was being
helped, and ! continued taking them until
entirely relieved. NV condition is now bet
ter than for some time, and | am glad to
give Doan's Kidney Pills the credit
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's, and
take no other. rSept 10
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-26
MANKAT0's GOOD ROAD.
Minnesota City Has Made a Mudless
and Dustless Pavement.

Mankato, Mimi, has solved the prob
lem of finding durable pavement Mt
small expense and one that can be
used on steep grades rs readily as on
n level surface.
First the driveway was narrowed to
thirty feet curbed, guttered and boule-
varded. Then 1t was excavated to the
depth of six inches and surfaced. Five
inches Of dry crushed limestone one
and half to two inches in diameter
was put on and rolled down with ten
ton roller.
Boiling tar from the local gas works
was applied until the entire surface
was covered. Then, says the Cement
Age, layer of broken stone an inch to
nm inch and quarter In diameter
mixed with coarse gravel, was applied
on the surface in proportion Of three
parts Of stone to one Of gravel. This
was first mixed dry on n platform and
then thoroughly mixed with hot tar
and applied on the surface two inches
thick and tamped into place to conform
with the surface Of the street
Dry domestic cement was then ap-
piled to the surface, and the street was
again rolled. Then n coating Of sand
was applied and the roller again used.
The pavement was allowed to stand
for two weeks before the street was
thrown open to travel.
The cost was so cents n lineal foot to
the property owners on each side Of
the street or, rather, would have been
had the entire cost been assessed
against them. The street has prac-
tically waterproof pavement six inches
thick, and 1t is impossible for the ele
ments to attack the surface. The pave
ment has now stood two winters and
shows not the slightest wear 1t gives
off no dust in summer, although 1t is
not sprinkled.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-26
CUMBERLAND and PENNSYLVANIA
DAILY RAIL ROAD DAILY

~" Trains l26 and l27 will run only when
authorized on account Of Theatre or other
Special Occasions. G. l. BRETT,
Nov lG General Manager.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-26
NEED OF GOOD ROADS.
Part of Transporting Machine-Their
NEGLECT Mars the Whole.

ITO appreciate the necessity for good
roads in America one should consider
the road as part Of transporting ma
chine. The machine Is composed by a
horse, wagon and road. If any one
of the three is poor, the machine Is
poor and ineffective. Only small load
can be drawn, and that slowly. We
have been spending thousands of dol
lars building up the breed Of horses
and improving wagons and have al
lowed the roads to run down and Offset
our costly upbreeding. Is 1t not time
we stopped and considered the common
sense course, to build up all three
simultaneously
This unique presentation of the ne
cessity of good roads was offered by
Horatio S. Earle, the candidate for
governor of Michigan on the Republic
an ticket. to the autoists, roadmakers
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-26
Automobiles and Good Roads,

The automobile has become the most
important factor In the upbuilding OF
our public highways and has led to the
reconstruction of more miles of good
roads than any other conveyance ever
introduced While 1t may be true that
1t is more destructive of highways than
any other vehicle, 1t is equally true
that automobiling Is only pleasurable
upon the best roads man can construct
Thus 1t must and shall be that the
more automobiles we use the better
will our roads become for all classes
OF vehicles and traffic.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-26
How Oil Saved the Rock Roads.

II am busy day and night repairing
washouts in the rock roads because Of
the heavy rains" Oscar Koehler, coun-
ty surveyor said the other morning at
Kansas City. There is no doubt in
my mind that the oiling of the rock
roads is a great economy. There has
not been single washout in the roads
that were oiled. The oil serves to
pack the gravel SO that It resists the
erosion Of the food waters"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-09-26
Railroad Schedules.
Baltimore & Ohio R. R.
SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE MAY ~, 1908
CUMBERLAND

Daily. lex. Sunday. TEX. Monday. Sunday only.
EAST8ouNp.
For WASHINGTON, BALTIMORE, PITILADEI-
PlilA and NEW 4pl;k. Depart '22D am, -.
am, sol am. 's.2i am, 'l2.iO pm. q. ~ p M
lo,,m pm, stopping at Hancock and Martiusburg
81! pm, SD p m, '945 y m.
For WASIIINGTON, BALTIMORE and Way sta.
tiOu-, Depart t215 pm.
For WlNCHES TER Depart fS.Ol am, IL. 40 p M
f2.b pm. Arrv" I@.U5 m, Il . pm, f9.i5 pm.
For EOMNEl, Depart 1901 am tG.2O pm. Arrive
For BERKELEY SPIrNGs, Depart tso1 am. rs "a
am, tl24O pm, t2.i5 pm. Arrive - 20 am.
II . pm, f5.l2 !. m, ts.22 pm
For llAGERSTOWN, Depart 's,Ol am. Arrive tl.25
For FREDERICK, Depart % % am. t2.35 am. '801
am. tS2l am, 1910 pm, t245 pm. Arrive Il %
pm, '8.22 p.m t945 pm.
WEST8oUND GETTYSBURG DIWSIoND
For CHICAGO, Depart SIT pm. Arrive 'l2a5 PM,
For CLEVELAND, Depart $50 am Arrive '24O
am, 'l2;i5 pm.
For !. plrISGi +, and coNNELLsvILLE, Depart
Lon am. 432 am, 1928 am. QoCal), 'l;D pm,
800 p m. 0OCHl), SIT pm. Arrive $40 am,
l217 m. 0uCaD, TBS pm, 900 pm, Is 10 m.
QocaD, 1924 pm.
WEsTeouNo MAIN LINE)
For CHICAGO, Depart 1852 pm. Arrive '7.5l am,
For CINCINNATI. LOUIsvILLE& ST. LOUIS. De-
part '5i2 am Is p M '8S8 pm; via Parkers
For KlEYsE{, PIEDMoNr and GRAAET0N. Depart
PIP am 700 am. NocaD, TBS y m, - ~ I'm.
llnca), 'S.gS PM, '9.52 pm. Arrive ~ Is am,
15l am, 'S.ls am. tl215 pm. Qocal) 600 pm,
900 pm; qocall. '1010pm.
1852 pm. Arrive y Is am '7.51 am., 900 Pm.
Nj, G., Ticket
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-11-17

squirrel in the pine tree overhead.
''Elsie!" cried Mrs. Ray, GREATNESS
~.
And Peter, as I'm sinner" added
her husband, footing his horn gayly.
The pair on the log turned around
and then arose.
For the first time that day Elsie felt
embarrassed at the situation. She could
explain the fact that a stranger had &C
companied her on the long walk. but
how to make it clear to conventional
Lettie that sitting upon the log was
natural outcome of their friendly COM
panionship?
Bob Ray saved her from Lettie's dis
pleasure.
Peter, old man." he shouted gleeful-
"; forget all your old isms' and
thing into shape! How is Elsie; tired.
eh?''
Elsie flushed and hesitated. Professor
Ray came nobly to her aid. II met
Miss Lansing at the station-we came
up on the train together, you know
there was no conveyance, so we walk
ed. Glad you met us though" he ad-
ded mendaciously-
When the automobile had been in
wardly soothed by the skillful hands of
the professor, they whizzed smoothly
toward the Eyrle.
81 thought you and Peter had never
met, Elsie ?" said her sister with an in
terrogative glance.
"Why-yes-we-er- faltered FL
sic, with a pleading glance at the near
sighted blue eyes that peered at her
from the front seat.
1--WE met" said the professor, whose
mental insight was without flaw. we
er NETS not that sufficient"
Lettie looked at her sisters conscious
face and at Peters betraying eyes.
"I think that is sufficient she said,
with a sage nod of her pretty head
copyrighted, 1908, by Associated Lit
erary Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-11-17
JAYHZWKER JOTS

The Farmers Voice of Clyde is
making more noise than ever in its
vicinity. 1t put in a new cylinder
press not long ago.
Some Kansas newspapers that are
rivals in the same field are exceed
ingly neighborly. Frank farrell, edi-
tor and proprietor of the Holton
Signal, bought type-setting machine
recently and he sets all the type for
the Holton Recorder. The Headlight
along in the same way.
Nearly everyone thinks the city
clerk of Garden City is a. man, and
quite naturally, since her name is
meeting she read an official letter di-
rected to her in which the correspond
ent addressed her as Dear Sir" And
in the minds of all the Garden City
folks the first half of this designation
was all right.
B. F. Culley of lola has purchased
a controlling interest in the Olathe
Mirror, but there will be no immediate
change in the management of the
property, VIII H. Peters will continue
as its business manager while the
editorial department will be looked
after by J. w. Richardson, who has
acted in this capacity for some time
past.
Splendor always confuses a person
who is not used to it, Which recalls
a story Jim MCGEE told to an Atchison
Globe reporter several years ago. Jim
MCGEE is now county treasurer of
Mitchell county, and is we'll known in
western Kansas as an auctioneer with
leather lungs. When MCGEE was a
boy, he lived with his parents on a
farm in an eastern state. AS boy,
he always had an ambition to dine in
a swell hotel in a neighboring city.
He spent hours planning about the
delicious things he would order from
the bill of fare, if he ever had an OPP
portunity to shove his feet under one
of the tables of that hotel. One day
his father announced that he would
take him to the city, and that they
would dine at that hotel. Jim was
elated, and anticipated the wonderful
delicacies he would order. He and his
father went to the city, and at dinner
time went to the hotel The minute
they entered the lobby, Jim began to
grow dizzy over the splendor that
surrounded him; he never saw any
thing half a S gorgeous as the interior
of that hotel. He and his father We're
taken to the great dining room, and
placed at a table. Pretty soon darby
came along for the order. Jim's eyes
went back on him, and the bill of fare
was nothing else but blur to him.
He tried to recall what he had planned
to order, but his memory lapsed.
Finally, with a great effort to over
come the lump in his throat. he blurt-
ed out: Ham and eggs He had
eaten ham and eggs twice a day all his
life. That's what splendor did to Jim
MCGEE when he was a bow
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-11-17
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Besides gathering little or no moss a
rolling stone also goes down hill.
4 x 4
Some men seem to have an idea that
when they put on hunting Jacket they
become expert hunters.
Many aspiring vocalists who take
great pains with their singing are Of
ten successful in giving them.
X
Among the drawbacks of suburban
life are the lawn mowers in the sum-
mer and the snow shovels in the win
ter.
X
Persons should be thankful that they
do not have to experience the better
days" that some folks are always
haranguing about having enjoyed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-11-17
A CHANGE STYLES.

When William Taft is President, heigho,
in 1909.
How STYLES will change. No one Of us
will then train down too fine.
Horse jockeys will begin to stun, and ere
they go their rounds
Each one will have to tip the scale at fun
two hundred pounds.
May Irwin will not have to bant In one
continuous Lent,
But she can amble out and sing, when
Taft is President.
Thin men of every shape and size will
hide themselves away.
All hollow cheeks will be tabooed, all diets
be paSse,
All Ratchet faces will be mobbed. Each
girl we love must be
So fat she'll culver in our arms in rotund
ecstacy.
Round bellied aeronauts must steer bal
looms they represent.
All cooks must sleep in double beds, when
Taft is President.
The corporations will not be confined to
just few,
But all the common people will have cor
porationS, too.
No one will dare to worry, though in debt
We'll gayly smile,
For we might lose flesh by worry, and we
wouldn't be in style;
And though hard times are coming and
We're broke. We'll still present
Our joyful curves to all the world, when
Taft is President.
Judge.