The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-01-18
DRIFT " OOD BY PHIL n. ARMSTRONG.

III N IF " OOD BY PHIL II. ARMSTRONG.
 The New York Times alludes to him ss eco, Gol. Jno Temple Grey" and such
 Those cuts of Evelyn Tbaw uyed last year will come in handy in the newspaper ofdces.
 Yesterday seemed more like the Bleak East than the Sunny South. Houston to be as heavenly as report. % ed to be7
 The woma neditor of Texas paper spoils the girl to send IT her 0oSy of to onS col. lege. just long enough to turn her nose
 "The funniest thing we ever saw" says an exchange. Twas a cross-eyed to come home straight ,,. "49w .s,, do you like my hair," asked "opt of the butter.g replied the brute The population of the wbo,. pr,.,.s Empire Is said to be 12o:oo0' 'Soo it would take pretty energetic sun to set on these possessions Y
 Tn London there is one olarsvnan. n. to every 2.soo persons.
 Now Prince de sagan wants a ,udr- Boni is destined to get # in 0tns ths nsee asae on all sides.
 Hornet is the name of a settlement in Jackson County. but the Psstoffice Department is going to change it. Sung!
 Capt T. A. Kettles of Tunnell Springs, has grown a turnip which is twenty-seven inches in circumference the way we grow 'em in Aiabsma. (The proceeds of the dog tax of Rus. sell County will be applied to the pub iic ioads there. This proveelit howl
 The farmers are still holding out for IS cents cotton in all parts of the State. There gre so.ooO more women than men in Massachusetts. As this is leap year. 1t is positively dangerous to be single maI' up there. A New .,,n7r York physician cns says, says onions too. we should think.
 According to the testimony. what q crazy bunch those Thaws must have been.
 For the benefit of those who are in- terested, we hereby print Gladys Van Mara Henrik Simon Szechenyi." Wed get full. too. with a name like that.
 Secretary Taft recently said: 'Ir President Roosevelt says a thing, it is SO. but if he doesn't it isn't. That's true loyalty for you.
 Be optimistic at all times and while you're carrying the grippe around with you, be thankful 1t isn't full-grown trunk.
 Bound for Ohio to have the most unique of everything.
 Up in Buffalo the other day. a. man distance of fifty feet without being in- jured. It Is hard for a man to stand up under a name lika that
 King AIphonso of Spain eats nine must be light lunches. should be intoxicated with music since 1t is so full of bars.
 What will the Georgia ashermen do this spring. for "bait" they used to carry fin a jug
 One man says the reason he likes to go to church is because 1t seems so wonderful to him to see women quiet for whole hour.
 in We Monsssy s sSng .Son $ swi When erss bss s3R m the script.
 whether 1t VI brainstorm or stupor- ous melancholia, the murder charge re- mains.
 The biggest crank yet Is the man who looks so much like Harry Thaw that he Harry's place and allow himself~to be electrocuted. provided his family Is given $S.000.00U.
 A Bright Idea.
 There was man in our town.
 And he was wondrous brign4; When he came in upon jag,
 To kseS sss frS@ TSS wsins ap fis s REe Mfs
 By walking in his shoes,
 He took them off and flung them up,
 Which woke, her from her snoqze: Did you ever hear the beat of thAt7
 It created quite a scene.
 Nov wasn't that a dainty jag
 To set before a queen.
 Mary Mary, quite contrary
 How does your "corn" crop growf cant tell but they hurt like h.
 And they're all right in row. Paul Cook says: NBirmingham's next move will be to take in the Lotus eaters of sleepy-eyed Montgomery. You bet! Montgomery has the stuff that Birmingham is somewhat shy of at this writing.-Houston Post.
 
 For the first time in the history of the city there is something tangible, something of value, something that is worth real money, in the sinking fund of the city of Houston.--Houston Post.
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