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Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-11-30
Wali Adxanaad.

Wall Advanced.
"He IL confident he has written the
novel of the future"
"What Ii It about7''
II don't know anything about the
plot or the details. but the story opens
with solitary airsbip appearing over
the horizon. Isn't that going somer'
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-11-30

"Flock Of wild geese flying over
head"
Good! Hitch up the airship. Bill,
and 60 up and get III Z plump one for
dinner"
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-11-30
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Undoubtedly we all have many
friends. but they succeed for the most
part In keeping their identity secret.
Uneasy lies the head that has been
to the hairdresser for a fresh marcel
IT is hard to convince a bigotted man
of one tHin' only and that Is Of his
GREAT p.r D. convinced.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-11-30
Looked osvsrSt Of Thorn.

Looked osvsrxt Of Them.
"There isn't such thing ~ an orig
inal idea In humor."
Nor
"Of course not. Why. there are but
seven original jokes
'How many Of them are your
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-11-30
ERUPTION
SALE
HOT ONE
Such Goods and Prices a.
these keep the flame up.
Towels tDel Spfen1b

- - ~ ~
AT this SeAson, S1t Aa5A
when household sapplis6 ~
being hlied II. these redaeti6Ho
on Towels and BsdlpfSa1D
should meet with ksene1k ~
probation. ne
ThousAndS 81 Hedspt0Ads aA,&
Towels Of oil grades and pr4c.
Some slishtly soiled Dus m
will all come out IN tke wash 4
You will see them decorAtlNk
the atmosphere N the erupfl6A
at 25 per cent tess than usual
close prices.
Come. 80, examine ana come
pare At this monster sAle Win
the Tiny prices.
500 Fancy BeltD
400 Fancy Belts; NO hAattsf
what they cost u. tn tlfAe -
took our medicine. Hare they
20 At .....s......sss.s.sU
Handkerchief
Thousands ana thcusAAds oe
Fine Handkerchief ~ u I'M
imported handmade guod1l ovs
cry kind ANA description blAl1s
hemstitched. lace ana OGAek610Y
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-11-30

site OF the town. which will proba-
bly, spring up in few months.
The lots have been sold at unusual
prices, some OF the best business cor
ners selling for 5000, and from that
price they range to $500. The high
price has not deferred investors, for
the sale has been large and several
buildings will be erected next year.
It is expected that the bulk Of the
Salmon river cattle shipments will
be made from this station, while the
garin shipments will also be heavy.
Building Xamiah Water Svstem
Kamiak. idaho --Workmen are
now tunneling through hill In or
der to carry the water pipes into the
town, while the reservoir at the
spring where the supply 10 drawn, IL
under construction. The Kamiat
Water company secures the supply
from hillside springs = mile from the
town, but 1t has been found neces-
sary to cut tunnel through u
heavy hill. The plant will supply
water for domestic and IRE purposes
and the suply is SO plentiful and the
quality so good that the town will b
equipped with an excellent plant
The system will be completed and
service will begin February 1.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-11-30

Get engaged to a red headed girl"
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-11-30

She'll Keep Him ousy.
do you know a good way to kill
timer"
tVoav
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-11-30
Bargains il, De-
pendable
Donaestics

At = store where quality h
the frst consideration In bur
ing Domestics, such reductions
~ this sale offers In this stock
are simply astonishing. Look
to your needs and All them now
at splendid savings.
Gold dollars at 4 discount.
1000 yards Bieached Muslin.
Hope" "Fruit Of the Loom"
or "Lonsdale. You know what
you have been paying. II IL
erupting at SC per yard.
Pepperal Unbleached
Sheetinvs
Sx4 ,3leached .......... nc
exl Bieached emmanuel 6c
10x4 Bleached ......... .Q7c
SKA trnbleached .........0lC
sx4 Unbleached ........ .33c
l0x4 Unbleached ....... .o6c
Remnants
Thousands OF short lengths
which have accumulated DUR
Ing our immense fall business.
In this sale at Just halt what
they are marked. Come and
pick them out.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS.
Transactions of Board OF Supervisors for
Second Week Of January Session,
1908.
SEVENTH DAY.
SEVENTH DAY.

Jan. IS. 1908
/ Board met as per adjournment Mem
hers all present and called to order.
Minutes Of previous meeting were read
and approved.
The following resolution was presents
ed and on motion adopted
Whereas, Winneshiek county has pur-.
chased and now has on hand 81 u. $
STANDARD Voting Machines; and
Whereas, In our judgment voting ma
chimes can not be used to advantage at
best interests of the county will be sub
served by the immediate disposal of said
machines. Now, therefore, be il
Resolved, By the Board of SuperviS-
ors of Winneshiek County, Iowa. that
we offer for sale and sell said machines
on the best terms possible, and that the
u. S. Standard Voting Machine Com
pany of Rochester, N Y, be given the
first opportunity to bid on said ma
chimes, if il so desires.
'rhe following resolution was present
ed and on motion adopted:
BE it Resolved, BY the Board of Su-
Dervisors of Winneshiek County, Iowa.
that the tax levied for the year 1909
and previous years and still uncollect-
ed be and the same is hereby declared
unavailable, provided by Section 145S
of the Code.
The Treasures semi-annual set
Element sheets with the State Revenue,
State Agricultural College Revenue,
State University Revenue and the State
Normal School Revenue were prepared
by the Auditor and presented to the
Board and on motion approved.
On motion the report of the County
Auditor was approved
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
DAN PATCH AIR LINE.
ENTHUSIASTIC MEETING OF FARMERS
AND BUSINESS MEN AT COURT
HOUSE SATURDAY.
Another Meeting Announced for Grand
Opera House. Friday Evening, Jan. 3lst.
When President NJ. W. Savage and
Secretary N. H. Boutelle Will
Speak.

If anyone had any doubts as to the
enthusiasm of the farmers of Winnie
shiek county who reside along the
proposed line of the Dan Patch Air
Line, and many others in the vicinity
of the towns through which it will
pass, such doubts were removed if
they were in attendance at the mass
meeting of farmers and business men
at the court house on Saturday after
noon. 1t was thought that the smaller
room would be ample to accommodate
all who would attend, but it took
only few moments to pack it full I;
then the main court room was thrown
open and in a short time this was
filled also Farmers were present
from all along the proposed right of
way, and they were very much in
terested in listening to Col. j. III.
Davidson, of ST. Paul, who is here
representing the financial department
of the road. Col Davidson is a
noted attorney and speaker of wide
reputation, and for over an hour the
attention TO his discussion of the
general subject of electric lines. and
his explanation of the method en-
ployed by the officials of the Dan
Patch Air Line in financing and con-
structing this road.
There is no longer any doubt of the
interest taken by the public in this
propositions Those who have taken
the pains to investigate the matter
thoroughly are assured that the line
will be built and that it will come
through this city and county. The
meeting on Saturday afternoon was
productive of much good, of a better
understanding and of a general desire
among all who were present to learn
more about this project.
BIG MASS MEETING JAN. 3lst.
Several of our prominent business
me- attended a banquet last Wednes-
day evening at Owatonna, Mimi,
given to the officials of the road, and
were so impressed with the PROPOSE
tion as explained by Mr.. NJ H. Bou-
telle, secretary of the company and
one of the great corporation attorneys
of the northwest. that they decided
to make an effort TO get him and
President Savage here for big meet.
ing, feeling that the time had arrived
when our people should learn the de-
tails of this project from first hands.
from men of standing and influence.
whose money, reputation and energy
is behind the movement. Upon arriv-
ing home they communicated with
them, and a telegram arrived Satur-
day afternoon announcing that Presi-
dent M. w. Savage and Secretary M.
H Boutelle would be here FRIDAY eve
ming, Jan. 3lst. At that time a
general mass meeting will he held at
the Grand opera house, and it is
hoped that the farmers and citizens
generally will come in and learn of
this project which means more for
DEBORAH and Winneshiek county than
any other portion of the territory
tllorgh which it will run.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
Why Suffer From Rheumatism?

Do you know that rheumatic pains
can be relieved? III you doubt this
just try one application of Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. II will make rest
and sleep possible, and that certainly
means a great deal to any one aft icted
with rheumatism. Fer sale By Eng
bretson's Pharmacy. I'm
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
An Insidious Danger.

One of the worst features of kidney
trouble is that it is an insidious
disease and before the victim realizes
his danger he may have fatal malady.
Take Foley's Kidney Cure at the first
sign OF trouble as it corrects irreg-
ularities and prevents Bright's dis
ease and diabetes. Engbertson Phar-
macy. I'm
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
GOVERNOR cUMalNs' PROMISE.
April. ls, 1906.
Hon. W. II. Torbert.
Dubuque, Iowa.

49, W. ~ tutVCtt
Dubuque. Iowa.
Il note what you say in regard TO
Senator Allison. am not a candidate
Tor Senator Allison's place nor have ]
ever suggested the thing TO mortal
man. II i simply abominable the way
my enemies lie about me. | am can.
didate for governor. nothing else. II
would be just as appropriate for me to
deny that was candidate for presi.
dent Of the United States or for the ap.
continent Of some vacancy in the su.
pr me court Of the United States as TO
deny @y candidacy against Senator
Af6sss. II 10 unmitigated rot and
should not deceive any man. With
sincere regards am. Yours truly.
ALBERT B. CUMMINS."
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
CALMAR TOWNSHIP.

Receipts and disbursements of Pub
lie Money by H. j. Giesen, Clerk OF Cal
rsar township, Winneshief County.
Icwa for the year ending November 4.
1907 In pursuance of Chapter 10, laws
OF 1897, page 2G4.
Receipts.
Amount on hand at beginning
of wear ................$ S99.79
Amount received of County
Treasurer ............ ...., 1,lV4.3l
Amount received OF Supt OF
Roads ..,..... ......--,... 1873
Amount received from other
sources Gust Olson, poll
taxes ,.,......... .-.ss.'..,s 2.oO
Total receipts .$2,124.SS
Disbursements.
Total amount paid for tools and
machinery .....,.. ..-......S 3I.SO
Total amount paid for labor, l,226.1S
Total amount paid for Road
SuDt. service, Liska 1855
1vedt $l.36 ..........,..... $1,000
Total amount paid for lumber
and material .,..,........, 1898
Total disbursements .......$1.s2S.Sl
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
EIGHTH DAY.

$3.50 a. M, Jan. II. 1908
Board met as per adjournment Mem,
bers all present and called to order
Minutes OF yesterdays meeting were
read and approved. he4on
On motion the reports from clerks OF
the following townships were approved.
4 DEBORAH. Madison. Canoe. Highland
ton. Sumner. Calmar. Jackson, Fremont
J lincoln. Burr Oak. Orleans. Burton.
Military. Springfield and Bloomfield
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
SUMMER TOWNSHIP.

Statement of Receipts and Disburse-
ments of Public Money by Henen Lukes
Clerk Of Sumner Township. Winnesliek
County. Iowa. for the year ending De-
'emher 3lst. 1907. In pursuance of
Chapter 10. Laws of 1897. page 1854.
Receipts.
Amount received of County
Treasurer ........ ........S 1872
Amount received of Supt of
Roads ........ .......... 1890
Total receipts ........s 1877
Disbursements.
Total amount paid for tools and
machinery ......... ......$ 1900
Total amount paid for labor. 1884
Total amount paid for Road
SuDt service .....,.... 1890
Total amount paid for lumber
and material .............. 1898
Total amount paid for mscel-
grader ....... ..... 21.7s
Clerks commission ..... 3S.05
Total disbursements ...$ 741.19
Amount remaining on hand s 1853
HENEN LTTKES.
Township Clerk
We hereby certify, That the above
statement is correct as appears by the
hooks and papers of said Township
Clerk.
MIKE MIKESH
j. ]. HUBER.
Township Trustees
Dated Dec 31st. 1907.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
SPRINGFIELD TOWNSHIP.

Receipts and Disbursements of Pub
lie Money by n. III. Gjevre, Clerk of
Springfield Township. Winneshiek Coun-
ty. Iowa, for the year ending Dec 81,
1907 In pursuance of Chapter 10, laws
of 1897, page 264.
Receipts.
Amount on hand at beginning
of year 1850
Amount received of County
treasurer ............ 80. 1.247.3i
Amount received from other
sources ....... . 113S
Amount received poll tax -. $50
Total receipts 2,012.S6
Disbursements.
Total amount paid for tools and
machinery ........ .......s 275.Oe
Total amount paid for labor. $50. 40
: supt. service :............. 25S.75
and material ........... 19O3a
Total amount paid for miscel-
laneous, percentage to clerk. 59.19
Total disbursements .$143S SO
Amount remaining on hand. s. 5I4.53
n. Ill. GJEVRE,
Township Clerk.
We hereby certify. That the above
statement is correct appears by the
books and papers of said Township
Clerk.
o. O. LOMEN.
OLE o. RODVANG.
G.. F.. SOLAND.
Township Trustees.
Dated Dec 81, 1907.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22

Amount remaining on hands 296O2
H. ]. GIESEN,
Township Clerk
we hereby certify That the above
statement is correct as appears by the
books and papers of said Township
Clerk
ANTON A. OLSON.
WENZEL NOVAK
j. j. STENSETH
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22

The remainder of the afternoon was
taken up in checking the reports OF
Township Clerks.
On motion adjourned to $50 a. M,
Jan. II, 1908.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
AUDITORS REPORT.
Auditors office,

Winneshiek County. Iowa
DEBORAH, Iowa, jan 6, 1908.
To the Honorable Board of Supervisors
of Winneshiek County, Iowa:
Gentlemen:-Below find my semi
annual report, extending from June LIST,
1907 to January LIST, 1908, which in
cludes the uncollected taxes on lists of
1907 balances in various funds, ex-
penditures of the county as per war
rants issued, receipts and disbursements
of this Office, temporary and permanent
school fund accounts and fees of this
office, all of which is respectfully sub
mitted.
/. LINNEVOLD,
County Auditor.
Approved this 18th day of January,
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
RECEIPTS AND DISBURSEMENTS OF
THIS OFFICE.

Balance on hand last report 8 4O761
To received for sale of school
books. Co fund ...... 513S3
To received for sale of laws.
state fund .........,..... $50
no received for sale of pro-
luce from Poor Farm Poor
fund .....- 49, ............ 425.39
no received house rent, Co
filnd ....--- ..-......... 31.OO
fund -. ....',.l 1856
10 received OF clerk filing fees
County fund ............. $50
TO received for SAFE Of bridge
plank. bridge Fund ..... 1925
TO received fees of office, Co.
To received expense OF In
quest County fund ...A. 1345
TO received tuition, Insane
fund .......,.. ..t,...... $500
To received from estate Of
BERT O. Nika ............ 62.10
no received refund ON funeral
expense, County fund ... 81 go
TO received refunded sheriff's
expense. County fund $500. $500
s17a2l4
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
CANOE TOWNSHIP.

Statement OF Receipts and Disburse-
nents OF Public Money by Nels o. Bue,
Continued on last page.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP.

Statement of receipts and disburse-
ments of Public Money by A. j. Schrei.
her, Clerk of Washington Township.
Winneshiek county. Iowa, for the year
ending Dec. 31st, 1907 In pursuance OF
Chapter 10, Laws of 1897. page 264.
Receipts
Amount on hand at beginning
of year from j. J. Pelham 1870
Amount received of County
Treasurer April II. 1907. 1.034.75
Amount received of County
Treasurer Oct. IL, 1907. .. 22.66
Amount received of Henry
Thuente for piling ..... LOO
Total receipts .$1,10O.71
Disbursements
Total amount paid for tools
and machinery .........$ $500
Total amount paid for Road
Supt. service, labor. lumber
and material ............. S5915
Total amount paid for miscel-
laneous repairing steel Gull
VertS, etc OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 1867
Total disbursements $1.0445 So
Amount remaining on hands 56.19
A. j. SCHREIBER,
Township Clerk.
We hereby certify. That the above
statement is correct as appears by the
books and papers of said Township
Clerk.
CHRIST SCHNEEBERGER
JOHN WATTAWA.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22

BY paid for serving road no
BY redemptions on hand 49,. $40
Balance on hand ............ assoc
BY refund on return of 32d
q. A. .......... 80
BY paid Treasurer Insane
fund ....:;.. $500
fund - . zoe
BY paid commissioner on road 400
BY paid Treasurer Poor fund 367.25
BY paid Treasurer County
BY paid for recording deeds. zoo
1,732.1l
TEMPORARY SCHOOL FUND.
To balance on hand June lst.
1909 .,......:. ..........S 666.SS
TO interest on loans 49,. S17.S5
To fines from Justices of the
To transfer from Co School '''VV
fund ...... ....,.... 2,O43.9S
To transfer from State fund. 419.1e
4,e42.S1
CIR.
BY semi-annual apportion-
ment .......' ............. S3,232S2
BY balance ....... 10000. S09.99
4,o42,SI
PERMANENT SCHOOL FUND.
To balance June LIST, 1907 IS 2,39249
To received on loans ........ $4,000
O. $ s'2S2.49
BY loans made ............s 100000
Permanent school fund .. I,s32.4s
s.2s2.4s
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22

]. z. BOY I.E.
Township Clerk.
We hereby certify. That the above
statement is correct as appears by the
books and papers of said Township
Clerk. "
T. WEITGENANT
WILLIAM FUNKE
Township Trustees.
Dated Dec 30, 1907.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22


Statement of Receipts and Disburse-
ments of Public Money by W. X. Riggs.
Clerk of Bloomfield Township, Winnie
shiek County. Iowa, for the year end
ing Dec. 81. 1907. In pursuance of Chap
ter TO- Laws of 1897, page 264.
Receipts.
Amount on hand at beginning
Of year ...-.............S ba.S9
Amount received OF County
Treasurer ... ....... 1,27S.s6
Amount received of Supt. OF
Roads ....... ....-.,... o'oo
Amount received from other
sources ........ .......... GOV
Total receipts .$1,415.00
Disbursements.
Total amount paid for tools and
machinery .......... ......S S6S
Total amount paid for labor :. 675.57
Supt. service ......... 3Sl.5l
Amount paid for lumber and
material ........ ......-.. lob.99
Total amount paid for miscel-
laneouS ........ .......... i9lo
Total disbursements ..S1,251S6
Amount remaining on hand. 1914
w. X. RIGGS,
Township Clerk
We hereby certify, That the above
statement is correct as appears by the
and nuherg al said Township
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-01-22
MILITARY rowMsHR.

Statement of Receipts and Disburse-
ments of Public Money by j. c. Boyle.
Clerk of Military township. Winnie
shiek County. Iowa, for the year end
ing Dec. so. 1907. In pursuance of
Chapter 10. Laws of 1897, page 264.
Receipts.
Amount received Of County
treasurer 49,. ..,.,.. .Si,lod.So
Amount received of Supt of
Roads ...f..... ........... Z.oO
Amount overdrawn .. 1900
Total receipts s1,2S0.52
Disbursements
Total amount paid for tools and
machinery ........S S.S3
Total amount paid for labor 312.3
Total amount paid for Road
Supt. service ...........,, IOS.l4
Total amount paid for lumber
and material ............ 1885
laneous .. ... I.2O
Overdrawu in 1906 ...... 1900
Clerks commission .....,.. 6o.9I
Total disbursements s1,2s0.59
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-11-13
dron Or copper tones keep their hold
upon public favor.

uAOA VA SOPPSA SoAACS ACCp AAOAA Aoiu
upon public favor.
Buttons Of all kinds, but particular
ly those covered with satin or with the
costume material, are being used more
lavishly than ever upon the early au-
tumn models.
1t will not be unusual this winter to
see tight sleeves that fasten from the
very top Of arm to the wrist. The style
will be carried out in smart coats and
in sheer afternoon or evening house
frocks.
The two-button glove Is assured of
a successful season through the advent
Of the long sleeve, and fair woman's
glove bill is likely to be smaller this
winter than it has been within recent
years.
Coats Of plain material with skirts
Of plaid, check or stripe so plated that
around the hips there is an appearance
Of one plain color matching the coat,
while below the contrasting colors show
with every movement, are among the
most chic Of the late summer and early
autumn tailored models turned out by
Partisan makers.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-11-13

oughly rinsed out the following MORN
ing, else the hair will not have a pleas
ant Odor. This treatment should not
be given too often, just once in a while.
Rubber gloves to wear when wash
Ing china and old kid gloves when dust.
Ing are an inestimable boon to house
keepers. for nothing SO ruins the skin
as coarse soaps, soda and dust.
A simple remedy for neuralgia is to
apply grated horseradish, prepared the
same as for table use, to the temple
when the head or face is affected, and
to the wrist when the pain is In the
arm or shoulder.
To loosen the scalp, massage it thor,
oughly each night. Rub the finger tins
in a rotary motion toward the crown
Of the head, work the scalp I'D and
down and then give a light upward
stroke at the base of the skull.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-11-13
Inst Ask Your Wife.

Just Ask Your VIE.
Mr.. Burdette insists that he once
overheard a woman lecturing her hus-
band as follows:
''Now I'll tell you why I wouldn't go
into the restaurant and have cup OF
coffee with you while we were waiting
for the train. didn't like the way you
asked me. Not half an hour before,
you said to Mr.. Puffer, Come, let's get
q cigar and away you went. holding
his arm, and not giving him chance to
decline.
when we met John Howdy on our
way to luncheon you said, Just in time,
John: come, take lunch with u.s. And
then tonight, when we had to wait an
hour for the train. you looked at your
watch, turned to me, and said, in a
questioning way, Would you like cup
Of coffee2' And I did want it; was
tired and little hungry, but I would
have tainted before l would have &C
cepted such an invitation. And you
went away little bit vexed with me
and had your coffee and bread and but
ter by yourself, and didn't enjoy 1t
very much. In effect you said to me,
If you want cup of coffee, If you
really want it, will buy it for you
"You are the best husband in the
world. but do as nearly all the best
husbands do.
"Why do you seem to dole out things
to your wives when you fairly throw
them to the men you know? Why didn't
you say, Come, let's get a little coffee