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RAILROADS
BALTIMORE AND OHIO R. R.
LEAVE NEW UNION STATION.
ROYAL Bile LINE.

ROYAL BLUE LINE.
EVERY other Hour on the Odd Hour"
To PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK
NEW TERMINAL. 23D ST, NEW YORK
$3.50 a. m.-Diner. Pullman Parl0r.
q 90 g. m--Bufet. ParlOT. Eige-hOur Train.
Is 20 q m.-Dlner ana Pullman ParlOr Car.
III 90 a. m.-Diner and Pullman Parlor Car.
700 .. m.-Diner and pullman ParlOr Car.
.s.o0 D. m.-"Royal LiIaited-' II Pullnans-
Five-hoGr,
ff.00 .. m.-C0aches 10 Enils deiphla.
500 D. Tn.-DiBsr and l'uilTIAn Par49+.
800 D. m.-Coacbes TO Philadelphia
sI2 90 p. m.--SleePerS.
s2:5Z a. m.-Sleepers-
ATLANTIC CITY. f7:oo. '2ioc. ti1:oo a. m,
Ii'e9' -''oO D m %. RAr,v1aorxE.
EVERY HOUR o. rfIE HOUR"
week Days 700 a. m. 70 p nj
s7.s7 * ,O0 fs:s0 = 90 = 20 ts.00 $780, '9oC.
~ ~ fIO.O0 sIi.00 a. NJ. $500 noen. f12:oS
.i:60 lI5, t2.00. s2.00. 1920. 1880, f4:o0,
41.ts Is 90 t5:0s $50 f6-a0 $50 II 0o. $780,
4s so 5000, 1923. aiI:s5. 100 noon.
WESTWARD
CHICAGO. "1szz. $50 :, IA.
CINCINNATI ST. 10 Us. AND LOUIS
VILE. $40 a. m. "4;95 , IA, ~lz;4o night.
PITTsBURG, 's.l0 a. m. ~. 's.lo p m.
CLEVELAND. $40 ?. m.
COLUMBUS. 30 ?. N.
WHEELING, % 10 a. m, e 80 p
WINCHESTER, fs.l0 a. M taos. t5-o0 pm.
FREDERICK. 1870. 1870 +s;lo a. m. = 30
'' 9i4Is;GlE ar 1sAo a. m. $500 ?. m.
ANNAPOLIS. .I;2o, fs-9s a. M. flZ;05 noon.
fs.28. ts.s0. = 30 and t6 900 p m
sDaiIy. Except sunday. 1Sunday only.
TELEPHONES al all OF the following
ticket Ohices: 1917 G St Tel. Main 1881 sls
pSDnsvivania ave- Main Z7ss- New Union
station Ticket once. Main 1885, lnforma-
ton Bureau. Main tIo. hoAt-A
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FOR sALE-sUBURBAN.
Thrifty People Who Have

saved a little money and want TO putt Whereit
viii be absolutely safe and absolutely GER
tain OF returning high percentage In the
near future should examine the bargains We
are Offering in the way OF lots and homes IN
the northeast section, within one car fare
limit. The city IS pushing and crowding ali
around this section, many houses have been
built and sold and a large number are un-
der construction or under contract. some
Of the best homes are here and positively
the most attractive bargains 10 be found
anywhere are being offered now.
II you have small sum as 500 IN
bank, come out to our office and Ws viii put
you IN the way Of investment where you can
actually see your money grow
Il IS unWise 20 hesitate. Come at once and
see for yourself what a grand opportunity
We hold open to you
SOCLE REALTY CO,
Phone SAC 1850 Rhode Island ave. ne.
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STEAMBOATS,.
NORFOLK AND WASHINGTON
~ STEAMBOAT CO.

Every day in the year from foot It'll ST. for
Fort Monroe, Norfolk. Newport News and
points south viz. superb powerful steel palace
steamers Newport News. Norfolk and
Washington"
I.v. washing .on. 9 30 PM LY. Portsmouth. 3 pm
I.y Alexandria ! 90 pm Lv. Norfolk. .....e pm
Ar. TT MonIi1e. 90 amiLy- Fit Monroe.-7 pm
Ar Norfolk. 500 am Ar AlexandrIa.s 80 am
Ar Portsmouth $50 amir. Washington am
STThrough Connections made at Norfolk
with steamers Old Dominion Steamship Co.
for New York, and Merchants and Miners
steamships for Boston.
asgGeneral Ticket once. 705 18th St. Col
orado Building. (Phons Main 1900
7th St. Wharf (PhOne Main 3760)
mo. CALLAHAN. % Y. Pres. & GeEl Mgr.
" H CALLAHAN. Gen'l Pass Agt
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cHEsAPEAKE AND OHIO RY.

NOTE: Published only as information and
not guaranteed.
20 % NC & o. Limited. Daily Fast
~sestibule train. Pullman sleepers TO Lex
irgton. Louisville CINCINNATI Indianapolis.
VIrSinia. Hot Springs. Pullman Car Louis
,sIis to Memphis and New Orleans. Dining
cars, Ia carte service
80 D M-F T. Y. LIMITED. Daily
- Solt5 yestihule train. Pullman sleepers 10
Sfncinnati Lexington, and Louisville
Compartment sleeping car 70 Virginia Hot
SSO-iIrs week days. Dining Cars Ia
SsSr+e service. Pullman slespers Cincinnati
- Ssh5caRo and St. Louis, and Louisville 10
Memphis, Nashville, and New Orleans.
11asarvatiops and tickets at Chesa peake and
f,Lf0 ofssees 513 Pennsylvania ave. 1883 f 81
Snd New Union Station Telephone Main
1850 for washington Terminal Cab Service.
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FOR RENT-Give US a call for keys and in
spect the house you're looking FOR.
1917 X St NV, 10 rooms and bath.,..,., $50 80
as ID st. NV. 10 rooms and bath. a. %
210 e st. NV, 10 rooEls and bath......-,-. 1913
1885 Q st. NV, 10 rooms and bath $3.50
A r. FOX CO., ESTABLISHED 1876.
''The Realty Corner 14th at New York ave.
II
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W., B. & A E. RY.
"THE ELECTRIC LINE"

DOUBLE TRACK FROM HASb4NGIOS 10
BALTIMORE.
THE BEST WAY To BALTIMORE, AN
NAPOIIS, AND u. S. NAVAL
ACADEMY.
BAGGAGE CHECKED FREE.
TrlArtric ualacs cars from White House sta
lion Qsth and II SIS. AONthEAsIl
4s,r nore-s5 30 500. 80, $50, S:0o $50
g - $50 Io.0o 1851. "I1=00 and 1850 a. m:
800 noon 1880, s1:00, i:20. 2-09. 2.30. 'S.0J.
20 AGO. 40 500. sac, 500. ESQ. 100.
S.SS $40 $50 80. 30. and HIS p m daily,
For Annapoiis-s.so. 7:so. $50 $50. 1890.
ana NO a m; 1880 100. 2:50. $780, $50,
30 go 100 $50 and sl1:35 p. m, daily.
sTndieates local trains All others ars lin
i.e5 stopping only at Naval Academy juno
ticn No walking o. hiring OF cabs neees-
0' Fares. One way. Round trip.
To Baltimore ........s...sss. tSc Sl.L9
TO Annapolis and L. s.
Naval Academy. 70 SIS
For tickets and information apply at ticket
,ssces I4th 81. and y. 7. ave NV, or at
SSTttfe House station, 18th and II SITS. NORTH
Fast. Telephone II. l305- myls-tf
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WINDOW DRFSSERS-

WE ARE the only f3rrn in town conducting
an exclusive window display business: wood
display, fixtures. partitions. pedestals and
al kinds OF cabinet work. D. McINROY co.
81 llth NV. su25-7t
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cHEDuLE OF EXCURSION FRAINs
TO AND FEoE
Chesapeake Beach.

Effective June q. 1905
err, rx-rsr TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE
WEEK DAYS.
eoING-Lv. District Line Station SIS 8.
:, ~ 90 & m, ESQ y. n-s $40 p. m, 7:45
> m and e:45 ?. N.
- p-E155TTtTRNING-Lv Chesapeake Beach, ESQ
m, I2.5 p m. ZOO D. N. GOO D m.
S.Oa q m. and 10;e0 p. m
SATURDAYS.
rOrSyc-Tv District Line Station s.25 8
500 a m zoo D. n. 800 D. m, $40
n m T:6 D. m. and ss45 P. m.
= S ,1-r SING-Lv. Chesapeake Beach s.sO
i9:ss o. M, 200 D. m. 500 D. m.
500 n m. 800 p. m, and 1900 p. m.
s''' SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS.
c.OING-Lv. District Line Station, 9:25 g.
1I.0o a. m. 200. 500. 400, 7:45. and ga
y p-Et-g5rTTRNING-Lv Chesapeake Beach. 700
m 1915 p. m, 2:l0 p m, 500 2. m,
go y m SEQ n IN, and 1000 p. m.
SsrI, Y, WATERS, General Manager.
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

N B-Foliowins schedule figures published
on1v as information and are not guaranteed
For Atlanta, birmingham. Mobile. New
orleans, Ashevilie. Chattanooga. Memphis,
az al m and IL 20 D. m. daily.
For Roanoke, Knosville, CHATTANOOGA
Memphis, New Orleans, 1915 p. M
For Columbia, Charleston. Augusta, Aiken,
Savannah Jacksonville. and Florida points,
L s. BROWN. General Agent
jy27-ex no-tf
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FOR RENT-4IOUSES

VACANT SEPT. I, S-roOm. south-front house
sw; good location. near Government depart
ments; owner. Address BOX Is, Times Of
fee au29-St
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FLOOR OIL.

Use Hunters dust killing floor OIL Il keeps
the floors clean ana sanitary; rid the house
OF insects; SOC q gallon. Telephone Main
Sass VT drop postal 80 liz Pa ave. NV. auA-2et
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AUCTION SALES.


TRUSTEES SALE or STOCK. FIXTURES,
AND a RETAIL LIQUOR LICENSE,
LOCATED AT OIL 18TH (THIRIEENIhJ
STREET NORTHWEST.
Bv virtue Of a certain Chattel Deed OF
Trust recorded in Iiber No 3014 at folio 20t
st seq, Of the Land Records of the District
of Columbia, and at the request or me
having been made in the payment thereof,
the undersigned trustee VIII sell. at public
auction on TUESDAY, THE FIRST DAY OF
SEPTEMBER. 1905. AT TWO O'CLOCK p.
NJ. In front Of the said premises ali the
goods, chattels and personal property now
located at said premises. including retail
LIQUOR license, stock and fixtures.
TERMS OF sale viii be announced at time
Of sale. EMORY H. BOGLEY, Trustee
au26, IS. .. 81
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BUG KILLER.

IT'S TOO HOT 10 be bothered by bedbugs
or vermin OF any kind. Use Feafyss bedbu,
solution: effectively exteEminates bedbugs
reaches. ants etc Drop postal 70 N 8
FEALY. nth and Pa. ave. Sc. 1y1l-9Ot
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SUBURBAN AND FARM PROPERTY.

DON'T COMPLETE your suburban home or
farm purchase in Maryland unless your title
Is guaranteed by a certificate Of MARYLAND
REAL ESTATE TITLE CO. 18Th ard New
York ave. NV. my14-m. tn. sa-90t
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W0RKINGMAN'S WANTS.

WCRKINGAIEN, We keep telling You that
It's your interest to make fiye dollars
by coming 10 US for one of our So suits:
goods all wool. tailor made Slightly used.
See Is Saturday. JUSTHS OLD STAND.
60 - anzA-zt
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FOR MARSHALL HALL
SPECIAL TO TOURISTS.

ARDMORE HOTEL. Isth, between Pa. sys.
and r ST NV, Washington, D. c.; family
hotel: central location: pleasant home fer
tourists; rates European, 81 up; Amsrieaa
q 90 up WestbOund cars from Union statfOa
= g. JACKSON. Prop. te2s-sot
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OFFICE ROOMS.

FOR RENT In the MUNsEY BUILDING.
Pa. ave- between 18th and 14th directly Op-
posits the new District BUILDING, several
choice rooms ana suites from SIS to $50
month. including heat light, elevator and
5anitor service A +. FOX COMPANY, 18th
at New York ave. jyl6-tu. III. Sa-tf
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STATS.

The Chelsea, 81. b. 81. 80 1923 18th NV. 6r.
$3.50 18th NV. Or b $3.50 b. ....-........-. $3.50
10i4 Fla ave. 6rb 1850 4l74A 18th me- "a
The Luzon. 6r, b. 40. 20 floor. 5r b......Sll.5 So
1706 S NV. 6r, b.. 55-00I The SolanO. Sr.b $500
2503 18th nW6r b 25.50I The Solano, Or. b. $3.50
3ES r NV, 5rb p 50ll9s7 35th NV, ST. b 2l-5O
1889 1. ST. Sc, arb. 500
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FOR RENT-BY
WM. II. SAUNDERS & CO.. 1907 T 81. NV.
HOUSES
1881 18th nw1Tr 1853 Fla. ave-, 7r.S25.50
2b ............ Sl25 O0 2223 18th NV, 6r.b D
eos 12thnw., lar B. 500 542 Cola I'd. b. Zoo
250S 18th NV. 10T. p. 5000 544 9th NV, or. b.
1905 BIT NV, 9r.b S5-O0l furnace ........-. 20-50
3649 1Ith NV, 6F-b 35.50l64l Florence Ne,
2147 y NV. 10r.b. 5500l Or. b.............-l6.S9
1913 18th NV, RIB. 275Ol al 18th me- 6rb-l150
IS Porter ne Or b % so 1873 18th se., 6r.b..l7.j0
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FOR SALE-SEAsHoRE LOTS.
DYEING, CLEANING, PRESSING.

r. 2. GREEN. pressing CLUB: expert clean
ing dyeing and repairing: ladies and gen
tlsmen; ali orders promptly attended To- sIs
and SIS 18th ct, NV. Iny12tu tn sa-s0I
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FOR SALE OR ExCHANGE-HoUSES.

HOME on Mt. Pleasant and it is pleasant, -
10 rooms, sun in all. light cellar. large tile
and marble bath hot water heat, gas stove
and range, electric bells; monthly payments
easy terms. Consult MR.. RICHARDS. 172s
Newton st. NV, ~ 18th ST. au27-tf
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ZOE sALE-SuBuRBAF
HOME SWEET HOME. F."

You owe = TO your family 10 own one.
Begin now 90 lay the foundation. What ex-
cltse have you. when only 81 down and 81
per month viii purchase those lovely high
lots fronting electric road at
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coLORED

1914 C ST. ne. six rooms and bath-.------S2 SO 50
; Ready alley. 2 rooms. -.----.----.- SAo0
1925 Alton court ne, 4 rooms 5. - ", 1850
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$3.50 Per Month

Dwelling on Tennessee ave. between r and
+ SITS. ne. six rooms and bath: concrete cellar
and furnace ali modern improvements. Apply
au25-5t
FOR RENT, SO 90 new six-room and bath;
furnace heat; cemeuted cellar; handsomely
decOratedi Morse ST., near y. Apply s E.
MASON. 1850 Morse 81. ne. au24-7t
FOR RENT-Houses apartments, and offices
IN all parts Of the city. For detailed list
send or call at our office.
THOS. J. FISHER & CO. Qnc.),
REAL ESTATE, LOANS AND INSURANCE
BROKERS.
7SS 18TH ST. y. W. Ja23-u
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FOR RENT-SUBURBAX.

FOR RENT-New fve-room house near
Ballston, Va; electric cars good water; fine
location; large lot; $40 per month. JULIAN
p. BALDWIN. Ballston. Va. au247t
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RIVERDALE-Fine small home. six rooms
and bath hot and cold water sewer, gas,
eel ar, fruit, and 0utbuildings-
c. L. BRIGHT. RiyendaIe
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Beautiful White Rouse heights

seventeen minutes from city. Take ". B. &
napolis electric cars az 18th and II sts.
ne. Get of at Huntsville station at property.
Agents on ground. Lots so and up. viii be
worth double next year Go out Sunday.
xuETTr ry0TTSr EErTaHTz 70
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
AN EARLY TEST.

It was close to midnight, and al
though she had yawned a dozen times
during the past half hour, he stayed
on and tried to get up enough nerve
to test his fate. AS the clock struck
IL he took a long breath and reached
for her hand and said: Miss Bluntly
--Maude--ever since met you at the
picnic last summer have been madly
in love with you"
rs that so?" she replied, sitting a
yawn and looking anxiously at the
clock.
yes, Maude. Will you marry me?
Say that you'll be mine and make me
the happiest man in the world"
"Why-er-we haven't known each
other very long" she said, as she con.
tinued to watch the clock.
Long enough for me to know that
you are the only girl could ever love.
Say the word and I'll do anything
anything-you may ask"
You will?" asked the girl, begin
ming to show some interest in the mat
ter for the first time.
81 will, Maude"
Anything | may ask"
Anything, no matter what. I'd leap
into a den of lions for you; I'd throw
myself into the raging sea, or leap
from balloon were you to ask 1t.
Will you put me to the test, dear?"
Yes, Harold" she said, as she re.
turned the pressure of his hand and
uttered a deep sigh of relief. Il prom
Use to be yours, and now please get
your hat and make tracks for home.
I've got to get up at five o'clock to-
morrow morning and help mother with
the ironing.-A b. Lewis, in Judge.
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DRAG THE ROADS.
Not Too Late Yet to Do Much to I'm.
prove the Highways.

An Illinois farmer says of the drag.
THE drag is making more good roads
than any implement or machine ever
invented. The nice thing about the
drag is that 1t is inexpensive, and 1t
utilities the material at hand for filling
up ruts and depressions. ! have trav-
eled extensively during the year just
passed, over Illinois, Iowa and Nebras
ka. 1t is no trick at all to pick out
every stretch of road where the plank
drag has been used. The secret of
making good, hard road-beds, well
rounded, is starting the drag on the
outer edge Of the road, and working
the dirt toward the center OF the road.
In this way all ruts are filled, and the
crown of the road is so high that II
drains perfectly and the best part of
the dirt is in the center, where there
is the heaviest wear. Those who have
undertaken to keep the roadway ada.
cent to their farms in condition say
that the time required to do the work
Is practically nothing. Roadmasters
in many townships are now using avail.
able money to provide drags and keep
them on the roads at the right time.
Look up the good points of the King
drag. Make one and have it ready for
business when the proper time comes
in early spring"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

to be driven and the weight lifted and
allowed to fall on 1t. A little practice
will enable one to drive posts In soil
that seems too hard. The rig is use
full also In putting down driven wells.
To drive a well, says the Farm and
Home, 1A-inch pipe is preferred.
The length should not be over six
feet. The first pipe to be driven must
have point of iron or steel Any
blacksmith who is an expert at weld
ing can readily make point solid in
the end of the pipe, and then bore nu-
merous one-fourthinch poles in it
for the first Is inches of its length
above the point. Before driving, a
coupling must be screwed down tight
and fast on the thread that is to con-
meet 1t to it's mate, so the thread may
not be injured. Also on top of this
coupling must always rest block of
lead or seasoned hickory, to receive
and distribute the concussion, to pre-.
serve the pipe from destruction.
The pipe is driven the same as y
post, another length being attached
as fast as one is sunk in the ground.
One rule must never be forgotten:
Each length of pipe must be threaded
so long as 1t screws into the coupling
and rests (buts, they call III, on the
end of the pipe beneath IT, This
prevents splitting the coupling and
leaky joints.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
THE BARNARD.
Clean II Every Day and Keep II Look,
ing Tidy.

The barnyard is often the most un.
slightly spot on the farm, but It need
not be so. If the habit is formed OF
cleaning the barnyard each day It
can be kept as tidy as any other part
of the farm. II should be cleaned as
soon as the cattle are out of 1t in the
morning. The droppings should be
thrown into portion Of the barn.
yard that is set off from the rest of
the yard and which should have a
cover over II that can be easily lifted
and lowered, says the Farmers Re.
view. The parts Of this receptacle can
be made adjustable, so that It can be
enlarged on demand. The cover over
the manure keeps the latter just moist
enough 10 that the fertility does not
get out of 1t, The drying up of the
manure when the latter Is left in piles
is very wasteful process, as much
OF the nitrogen works off into the air
unperceiyed by the farmer. When the
droppings in barnyard are allowed
10 lie about they dry up and most OF
their first value is dissipated into the
air.
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Different,

81 understand you have been telling
Mrs. Nix a story" said the mother to
her eight-year-old daughter.
Yes, mamma, l did," replied the
child.
But don't you know that is very
naughty, my dear"
mo, mamma. | don't think It was"
But 1t is very naughty"
But, mamma, she asked me how
old you were, and ] know you didn't
want me to tell her the TRUTH
Yonkers Statesman.
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Nobility.

Have you noticed the suits of
armor which we have In the hall?"
asked Mrs. Gottit Lately.
Yes" replied her neighbor. Where
did you get them2"
They were all handed down to us.
Every one of them was worn by my
ancestors or my husbands in the
revolutionary war."-Chicago Record
Herald
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MANAGERS Idea.

II don't think person appreciates
thing when he gets it for nothing"
said the man with the cane.
You're right" replied the theatrical
manager; Just look at those critics,
how they're roasting my show!"-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
The Bio Find,

How does 1t happen that Brown is
treating everybody in sight?"
why, you see, years ago he pre-
sented his wife with a little toy bank
in which the children could keep their
pennies"
Il see; and now he finds himself
the head of frugal industrious fam.
lily"
mo; now he finds the bank
Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Ever Notice Il?

Church-Do you think women have
sense of humor?
Gotham-No don't.
Don't think a woman can get off
anything funny?"
Il didn't say that I've seen 'em
ge, OFF a street car funny "-Yonkers
Statesman.
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Progress.

Brains don't count for as much as
influence" said the cynic, "and infiu.
ence doesn't count for as much as
money"
my dear, sir" answered the sadly.
practical person, you disregard the
fact that 1t takes brains to get influ-
ence and influence to get money
Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
Unaccustomed SpIendor.

II see that you know how to enjoy
your money" said the old-time friend.
YES" answered Mr. Cumrox; I'm
doing pretty well. don't miss home
cooking near as much as | used to,
and am getting SO l can walk into my
own house without feeling as II
ought to walk up to desk and reg
ister."-Washingt Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

"Bilger eloped with his cook, the
unfeeling wretch"
We'll, | don't know. Why shouldn't
he II he wanted to-"
But his wife was just going to
give a dinner party."-Life.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
;Nsa,KOAD AZ Az
ssg'sssEARMa wow
IMPROVEMENTS! o
HOMEMADE POST DRIVER.
" Can Be Used to Drive a Well
Also.

Posts may be driven with speed
and economy on many farms, II we'll
sharpened and the right method Is
followed A real post driver is one of
the most easily made things and one
of the most useful that a farmer can
get up. Uprights are bolted across
to a sled, or a rough plank sled may
be made for the purpose.
The standards may be ~ or Is feet
high. To them is bolted cross bar
which supports the hoist for the
weight. For this a block of iron or
lead weighing not less than % pounds
must be obtained, and 1t must have
staple or ring in 1t so 1t may be
lifted The post is placed where 1t is
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25
GOOD Jokes
Thankful.

Il hope your constituents are CRATE.
full to you for what you have done for
them"
Il hope So" answered Senator
Sorghum; "but l must confess l am
thankful for the arrangement which
makes compensation for my services
Independent of the gratitude of my
constituents. "-Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

Doctor, have swallowed a stone"
yes; ! have discovered 1t inside
you. 1t is impossible to extract it, but,
If you like, with the aid of radium,
can transform it into a superb ame-
thyst."-Bon Vivant.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

Barber insinuatingly)-Your hair
wants cutting badly, sir?
Patron-That's the way you cut 1t
the last time. Cut it nicely this time.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-04-25

He-Don't you think, darling, that
out Of respect for your dead husband
we ought to wait year before we are
married?
The Widow--But don't you think,
dear, we should have the usual allow,
ance for good behavior
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-03-19
HoeO 10 Make Your
Home More AffracffUe.
Tbe Little Touches Abouf The HouSe 10
LiGhfen the Burden off6e HouSekeeper.

through glass by means of a rapidly
rotating steel borer kept moist with
turpentine. The object may be accom-
plished readily by using a borer tenn
pered at as low a temperature as pos
sible $50 as to be as hard as glass;. and
rotating it only slowly, taking partie-
ular care that it is kept constantly
moist with oil of turpentine. Glass may
also be bored quite readily with the
aid of petroleum, though this does not
possess the power of cooling the t0Il
in the same degree as oil of t%urpentine.
In order to prevent the chipping of the
edges at the commencement OF boring
1t is preferable to make a preliminary
hole with a glass hard, th~ree-cornerad
steel point. This hole should be a trine
larger than hat which is to be bored
through the glass. The latter may
then be drilled as described before. In
order to prevent the glass at the oppo-
site side from breaking or chipping
when the borer begins to pass through
n piece of glass must be cementad
against the other side.