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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
Not SIanu.

"You must be the whole push"
said "A passenger as the fat man
forced his way aboard during the
rush hour.
81 guess ! am the main squeeze y
the fat man.
Flattening against each other, the
rest gave silent assent-Philadelphia
Ledger
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

any use. The Kidney secretions were
irregular. and | was nervous and
lacked energy. But Doan's Kidney
Pills gave me prompt relief and con
unued use cured me-"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box
Foster-M Milburn Co. Buffalo. n. Y.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

believe | would still
be a victim OF kid
ney troubles but for
Doan's Kidney Pills.
for when | started
using them | was in
constant pain with my
back. and no other
remedy had been of
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
6@lE!EiEEEPEzziEA E!EiEEEPEzziEAs

&2s-%S
Herr am absolutely crushed"
Him -" Love. grief or rush-hour
car?"-Cleveland Leader.
What are the terminals of your
new western road?" "One of them is
Wall Street. cleveland Plaindealer.
81 say. Pat, did YOU impress that
mustard plaster on your mind?" mo.
sir: on the back of me neck."-Balti-
more American.
"One of my ancestors was a noted
pirate" That's nothing. I'm the
direct descendant OF a corporation
lawyer Life.
The Young man hies him to the sea.
He has been thrifty;
And I'm two weeks he blows what he
Saved up in fifty.
-pittsburg Post
HAS the patient generous reserve
force, nurse?" mo, doctor: he has
nothing but a mean temperature. -
Baltimore American.
Hyker-'So Blank is a candidate
for office, eh? Is he in touch with
the party leaders," Pyker-"Yes-
for all they'll stand. Chicago Daily
News
Blobbs-"He has wonderful
brain" Slobbs-"Yes, but he doesn't
seem to have the common sense TO
know how to use it."-Philadelphi
Record.
Miss Esmeralda. do YOU ever
think OF marrying?" often and
deeply, Mr.. Chuckster. suppose
that's why / don't marry."-Chicago
Tribune.
Huntsman-"Our fox took us past
Jake's saloon this morning" Friend
"Yes? Where'd ne go after that"
Huntsman - Goodness knows. We
lost interest. Judge.
Tommy-"Pop, what does the Bi
bic mean by having eyes they see
Tommy's Pop - "Chaperones. my
son."-Philadelphia Record.
Papa, when will the world come
to an end?" Probably. my boy,
some Sunday morning when I can
sleep as long as | want to and have
left orders not to be called. Life.
That every rose must have its thorn
Is true | wish il wasn't
IT'S also true the rose will fade:
The thorn, alas II doesn't.
Philadelphia Record
"You New Workers don't seem to
know anything about the rest OF the
country" said the visitor. The rest
OF the country?" echoed the New
Yorker. where's that?"-Philadel
phia Ledger.
How did Harry enjoy his trip
abroad?" Very much; he looks
happy, and has gained 115 pounds
"One hundred and fifteen pounds"
"Yes, and she's an heiress. Brook.
lyn Life.
Mrs. Goodart-"'If I give you some
money will YOU promise not to spend
1t in the nearest saloon?" Thirsty
Tim-"Sure, ma am, if yer gimme
enough ter make de delay an de ex.
ira walk wort while. e."-Philadclphia
Press.
Dolan with magazine --"Begor.
ra, but thot's a strange hallucyna-
ton! An ostrich thinks he's out av
soight whin he puts his head in tn
sand" Mrs. Dolan-"How loike
man whin he puts his head in a silk
hat! Judge.
Subbubs-"No, he's not living in
Swamphurst now. He's been down
in Florida in search of his health all
winter and now he's in California" ."
Citiman-'I should think he'd 20
back to Swamphurst for it," Sub.
Why" Citiman-"Becaus
that's where he lost it."-Philadel.
phia Press.
A new squire has arrived at the
hall, and the village reprobate has
been calling down blessings ou q lady
coming out of the gate. Lady-"But
l think you are making a mistake. ]
am the governess. Village Repro.
bate-"Oh, are yer? And ere ave
been a-touchin' my at and wastin'
my time under false pretences!"--
Punch
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
A Romantic Career.

We're Goldthwaite, one Of the most
interesting personalities OF the Boston
bar, has had romantic career. He
is the son Of a well known Boston
physician and for "a number OF years
Travelled with a Wild West show. For
time he was one of the best known
cowboys Of Colorado. He attracted
considerable attention recently by pub
fishing a book on lngersoll.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
A Word from Josh Wise.

"Men sneer at women's shoppin', but
when women shop they don't have ter
eat cloves ter disguise what they've
been buyin'."
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot Ease,
a powder for the feet. Ii makes tight or
new shoes feel easy. Cures Corns, ,Bunions,
Swollen, Hot, Smarting and Sweating Feet
and lngrowingNails. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, 25 cts. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen ;. Olmsted, Leroy, NY.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Laplanders are the shortest people
in Europe, the men averaging four
feet eleven inches, the women three
feet nine inches.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
Taking the Tip.

Young man, don't you know that
it's better TO be alone than In bad
company"
Yes. sir Good-by, sir!"-Philadel-
phia Inquirer
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Halfrates for women prevail in
some old Swedish hotels because they
eat less than men NElS
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia f.. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, tibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing down feeling, t1atulency, indiges'
ton, dizziness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Making time on Sunday doesn't
rout the devils army during the
week.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

Maude f. Forgie, of Leesburg, Va,
writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
- want other suffering women TO
know what Lydia +. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound has done for me. For
months | suffered from feminine ills
so that | thought i could not live. i
wrote you, and after taking Lydia f.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
using the treatment you prescribed i
felt like new woman. i am now
strong, and well as ever. and thank you
for the good YOU have done me-"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01
wOMEN's KIDNEYS.
Arc the Source Of Most Of Womep's
Sickness.

Mrs. Rebecca Mock, 1875 r. Ricn
Street. Columbus. Ohio. writes: i
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-05-01

This woman says that after
months of suffering Lydia T..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
made her as well as ever.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
CITY NEWS.
Sheep lined corduroy coats $5 at UDsOn, Singleton & Co.'S

Sheep lined corduroy coats s5 at Upson, Singleton x Cos.
 Attorney J. J. O'Nelll is making preparations for hunting trip In Texas.
 , James Dell of Fuller street was removed 10 the Brookside home to- day suffering from mind trouble
 Few lawyers file two divorce suits in the superior court in one day, vel that Is the record of Attorney C. w. Bauby. This afternoon he filed his second one, Antonio Santo againsi Raffaela Santo. A few years ngo while the Santos were living in Stamford Mrs Santo fled with one of her boarders. Santo immediately went on their trail and for ycpr ne spent his whole time looking up the runaway couple. At length he found them in Springfield, Mass, and had them arrested and sent to prison. 1t Is alleged. lntidelty is the basis of his suit for separation. The couple were married in Italy ten years ago
 A subscription dance and dinner was held at the Country club Mond |! evening, the following attending: Mi and Mrs Clarence Cook as chapcr- ones, Miss Mildred Chase, Miss Edith Chase, Miss Annie Chase Miss Mar Jorie Chase, Miss Ethel Chase Miss Dorothy Hart Miss Dorothy Williams. Miss Janet Chesley, Miss Elsie Hyde, Miss Frederka Buckley, Miss Sylvia Buckley, Miss Edith Willetts. Miss Helen Wells, Miss Margaret Coe, Miss Ruth Segur, Miss Lucia Woodward Theodore Lilley. Thomas Coffin of Idaho, Steele Watkins, Ellis Ph Jan Theophilus Hyde, Alfred Wells, Viii lis Tate, Bennett Bronson, Bucking- ham Merriman, Robert Coe, Earl Sc gur, sherman Perry, Maltby Smith Julius Smith, Orton Camp, Sherwood Rowland, Maurice Rowland, Mir Rick. ard of Denver, Col, and Norman Granniss. Mr Coffin of Idaho is tEC guest of MT lilley and Mr Rickard Of Denver, Col, is the guest Of Ml Perry.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
SAID TO BE AIDING FOX.
Literary Organization That Is AffiI.
 lated With Yale University.

New Haven, Dec. 30.-It is claimed that the source whence comes the funds for the prosecution Of the case against Governor-elect Lllley for alleged violation of the corrupt practices act, is the Colby club of this city, literary organiza- ton that number among it's members number of the most prominent gentlemen connected officially and unoflclally with Yale university. This club meets every Saturday night for the discussion of literary ques- tions, and one of the most active members of it is George l.. Fox. There are many wealthy members of this club, according to common re- port. It is given Ort that Mir Fox s counsel will surely have something pretty vigorous in the brief that he is to file with the election court by Thursday and that when the hear ing is reopened next Saturday in this city, he will make an argument if the opportunity is open to him. that will put an entirely new phase on this very interesting case.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
DEATHS AND FUNERALS.
We'll Known People Who Have Been
 Called Away.

The funeral of Mrs John ONer.l was held this morning from her late home on Bank street with mass of requiem at St Patrick's church by Father Glees0n and interment in new St Joseph's cemetery. The bearers were Daniel Fitzgerald, Morgan ONeill. Albert Burke, Michael ONeill, Bartholomew Barry and Ed ward Costigan.
 Samuel Jessup, aged v years, died last night at his home, so Ward street. He was found dead on the bed, sitting in position which would indicate that he had sat down to remove his shoes. Medical Ex- aminer Crane viewed the body and gave permission for burial There was some talk about it being a case of suicide, but the facts do not war rant such statement. He leaves his wife, one son, George Jessup, and two daughters. The remains will be taken to Plymouth for burial on Fri day.
 The funeral of Mrs Della Farrell was held this morning from her late home on Hamilton avenue with a mass of requiem at the Sacred Heart church by Father Dooley and inter ment in new St Joseph's $ cemetery. The bearers were Patrick Gilbooly, John Hogan, Peter Clasby, Michael Bloomfield, Owen Donnelly and Will liam Bowe The floral tributes in cluded pillow marked Wife" from her husband, a pillow from her sis ters; bouquets, Miss Margaret Keen an of New Haven. and SaXe X FlotO,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
TIMELY TOPICS

| Wenzel has the clothing needed l for the New Year calls. Neckwear,
 hosiery, gloves. etc. Root & Boyd write every kind Of
 insurance Call in and get one of
 their calendars. The United Gas Improvement Co
 sell gas heater, tube and cock at $50. Can be carried from room to room.
 The Eagle Brewing Co.'S holiday brew is on draught in all leading
 cafes.
 Waterbury Trunk and Umbrella
 Co have all variety covers and ham, | dies in stock. 1 Household ranges save fuel for housekeepers Free alarm clock
 with every range sold at Langley's Grieye. Bisset & Hollands bargain 1 day tomorrow; domestics and fan
 nels at greatly reduced prices. 1 ]. B. Mulings & Son have swallow ] tail and Tuxedo suits for sale or to rent
 l Fred Genest, contractor and butld- CT, makes a speciality of contracting
 and iobbing. Personal ttention. 1 Specials for tonight and to-mor-
 TOW at Reid & Hughes's. Fur sets at greatly reduced prices. George A. Upham will do your car 1 penter iobbing at low prices. Look up the learance sale prices on Ehrlich. Rockwell & Foresters { coats. suits and dresses. Hubar & Co have pledges they will sell if not called for at proper time. Duesler Bros are having a red sale" Red onions from Father Duesler's farm 5c q quart. Currans' white sale is what is
 drawing the crowds. Good time to stock up on these goods.
 Miller & Peck have chil6ren's coats on sale at s1 49, misses kersey coats s69S. Read prices on fish at Fulton mar ! ket They have stock of Long Island clans and oysters. Jones. Morgan X Co have boys ! suits and overcoats at reduced fig ures for this week. The Public market is selling hali-
 but at sc pound. Round and long clans. three quarters for 25c. 1 The English Woolen Mills Co can
 make suit or overeoat at very low | prices.
 ! The Hampson-Sellew Co have put prices down on chamber and parlor l suits. See their ad.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
HA1Ns's TALE OF WRONG LET IN.
Testimony of Wife's Admission She
 Loved Annis

Flushing. N. Y., Dec. 3O.-sfter il sharp legal contest by DlstrlctN Attor. ney Darrln Justice Crane today allow. ed the lawyers for Thornton JeIklns Hains to go further into the story oi the love of Claudia Libbey Halns ,for William E. Annls, shot to death by her husband, Captain Peter c. Hains.
 "I love Billy Annis." Captain Hains quoted his wife as saying, according 10 the witness who laid bare the thrill ing romance of the slain publisher ana the army officers wife.
 Samuel Chester Reid, naval con structor and lifelong friend of the Hains brothers. told the story. MT. Reid Is Il son of Rear Admiral Samuel Chester Reid His sister is the Prin- cess Rospglloso of Rome.
 Mir. Reid said that he talked with Captain IIalns about the latter's do- nestle troubles. Captain Halns told him of his wifes denial when he first accused her and of her final break down and sobbing confession:
 ~ love Billy Annis.'
 The sweet faced mother of the pris- i Oner was in court again today. Gen eral Hains occupied seat between his wife and his son. He listened in- teutly to the evidence given in favor of the prisoner.
 Thornton Hans is remarkably conf- dent Of his acquittal He said:
 Prom the evidence so far produced by the prosecution fail to see how they can connect me with the tragedy. I am more than ever convinced that I will be acquitted.
 Each witness called by my lawyers adds 10 the belief for their testimony has so far proved the truth of my as sertion that in the death of William F. AnniS was neither responsible directly or indirectly.
 Were it possible to save my mother from the dreadful ordeal of going on the stand 1 would willingly sacrifice myself to do sO. l have been advised by my lawyers that her testimony is most important. as proving that in be- ing with my brother constantly l was merely following out promise that l had given her after Peter came from the Philippines.
 "The thought of my father being obliged to testify in my behalf is also most repulsve to me But he is a sol dier whose bravery has never been questioned, even under the most try ing circumstances.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
DEAD FOR 2s YEARS.
Son \Fails to Recognize Father After
 Long Absence.


 LancAster. Pa. Dec. 30.-Francis E. Christ, Who has been regarded as dead for twenty eight years, walked into tho home of hFs oldest son and, finding tho family al dinner, sat down as though 10 join in tAe meal. When the son. William Y. Christ, protested against the seeming \ intrusion the father laughed and asked:
 Don: you &w me. son ?'
 No. dont,' was the reply. Well. I'm your &ad. Where's moth- Aer?' the aged man asked. ! Mother has been \dead now seven 'een years, but you'ra welcome, dad" Vhe aged wanderer Sroke down and "Wt. Twenty weight Wears ago he way salesman in a l&cal hardware establishment and in y"rA comfortable rirc'i mS!aures.
 ohe day he disappeared, Aand AS the years rolled along he was gi&eu up for dead His wife waited anxiSousIy for hlm TOT eleven years, when shee passed a"aE' Believing herself to be a Widow
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
WAR WITH YAQUIS ENDED.
Indian Chiefs and Governor of Sonora
 Sign Treaty of Peace.

NogaIes. Ariz. Dec 30 The long war with Iaqui Indians in Mexico. in which scores have been killed. includ- ing many Americans. has been termi- hated.
 4 treaty of peace has been signed by three Indian chiefs and 166 of their followers and the governor of Sonora. Mrxl.o.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
SLAYER REMAINS MUTE.
Burglar Who Killed Man at Lake.
 wood Won't Say Word,

Lakewood. N J.. Dec. 30.4rThe bur- glar who shot and killed Frank Jan- kowski, d hotel clerk, following sen- sationaI chase. maintains a seold si- lence. refusing even to tell his Aame.
 He was discovered trying to epter q room of the Manhattan hotel and when the alarm was given d cfowd followed quickly on his heels.
 The fugitive ran to the Bartlett Ann snd Jankowski ran from the place md tried to stop him.
 The man pressed revolver to Jan kowski's breast. and Jankowski fell over dead
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
STOLE EIGHT CENTS.
And to Prison for Fight Years G\oe,
 George GrOn.

San Francisco. Dec 2O-EipIAt years in prison for stealing eiclA copper cents from an Oakland store was the puhlShment dealt out Mon day 10 George Eron who with d com pahioh entered the store. Gron pleaded guilty This sentence is in startling contrast to year and half given to J. Dalzell Brown, who wrecked the California Safe Deposit and Irust Co ana robbed 1 200 de- positors Of n&arIy $9,000,000. Brown was tried Only on one count and he is now here in charge of deputy enjoying the holidays be- cause of his promise to give testi- mony against others in the bank wreck. All the othejr indictments agalnst Brown nave been dismissed.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
TOWING \ WRECK.
Two Vessels Which Met With Dis
 aSter Expected at \Orwalk.

New York. Dee. 30.-Instead of dynamiting the derelict schooner Warner Moore, which was abandon ed in a water-logged condition off the Virginia coast recently. the United States derelict destroyer Sen eca took her in tow and is now steaming with her to Norfolk, ac- he revenue cutter Mohawk yesterday. The same despatch stated that the revenue cutter Onondaga, bound for Norfolk, has in tow the schooner w. J. Lermond. previously reported as the W. J. Laramar. Both are cX- pected to arrive in Norfolk.
 Fields s. PendletOn, president of the Atlantic Carriers assOciat ion, one of the owners of w. J. LermOnd, before leaving last night for Nor folk. Va, 10 take charge of the schooner on her arrival there, said:
 This is the first big move the government has made in aid of own CTS of sailing vesse>s in years II means much to commerce. The say ing of the two schooners is tri- umph both of the development of wireless telegraph and of the install latiOn of the Seneca. Before the in- stallation of wireless it would have been impossible for the steamship that passed the derelict to have made report on the matter until she reached some port or passed some other vessel which might he making port before her. Then by the time of the receipt of the mes sage by the revenue cutter the de- relct would probably have drifted so far from the latitude and ongi- tude given that it would be impos- s.ble for the seeking vessel to find her."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30

nISTRICT OF WATERBCRf. SS PRO. ~ bate Court. Dec S0th, 1908.
 Estate of Philip McGivney, late of Water. bury in said district deceased.
 The Administrations having exhibit their ad- mnistraton account with said estate to this court for allowance, 1t is
 ORDERED that the 31st day oi Dec. A. D., la',S at 9 o'clock in the forenoon, at the Pro- bate Office in Waterbury, be and the same is assigned for a hearing on the allowance of said administration account with said estate, and this Court directs William F. Thoms, Esq. to cite all persons interested therein to appear at said time and place. by publishing this order in some newspaper published in New Haven county and having a circulation III said district.
 Robert A. Lowe. Judge.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
Millionaire Lawyer Dead.

New York. Dee. }0.-Maurice Unter- myer, personal counsel for the largest Wall street tinancSrs. died suddenly here. He was worth more than $2,0OO,- GOO.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
THE co q BALL.

Everything is in readiness for the thirty seventh annual ball of Com pany G, Second regiment, c. N. G., at Buckingham Music hall tomorrow evening. The concert programme of six numbers will start promptly at S:15 and the dancing an hour later. sixteen piece orchestra will furnish music Taps will be sounded at 12 o'clock, and all present are request ed to join in the singing of The Star Spangled Banner The order of dances is as follows:
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS,

WANTED-To know the holder of ticket No 1252 on turkey. Owner call at lakewood club and receive 1e- ward. 12-3O-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30

WANTED-Trustworthy girl or mid
 dle aged woman for houseworl. Mrs A. NJ. Larson, 163 East Main
 st. 12-30-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

FOR SALE-Two houses, SS2 and Sl4 Baldwin st, all Improvements
 Apply on premises. 12-30-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30

WANTED-Customers for 20 dozen Mothers Friend blouse waists at 10c each, regular soc goods dam aged by water from fire. Sander son Bros Co, clothiers, 32 to 42 Center St, Waterbury. 12-3O-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30

t.. A. DULAC, builder and contrac- tor, stair builder and cabinet mak- CT, store fitting speciality. Office and shop with J. F. Smith & Co, 65 Benedict st, Waterbury, Conn. Res idence 62 Tracy ave; postotfice box l..
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30

WANTED-Every man and woman in this section to have one of our 1909 calendars free. Sanderson Bros Co, clothiers, 32 to 42 Center st, Waterbury. 12-30-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
'LOST..FOUND

LOST-On Thursday afternoon, on Willow st car or in center, De Witt Clinton high school class pin, class 1904. Reward for return to 15 Arch st. 12-29-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
TO RENT

TO RENT-Centrally located and convenient tenement of five rooms, third floor, in rear of 32 Cherry st, all improvements. Inquire on premises. 12-2S-3
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30
DISTRICT OF wATERBURf, ss PRO

NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT OF ACCOUNT.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-12-30

LOST-La dies gold watch on Farm st. Sunday. Reward if returned to A. B. Burton, SIS Walnut st.
 a- 12-2S-3
Arizona republican., 1908-01-21

One lot of Plaid silk Waists. colors black. grey. pink and white. were S6O0 to S7.5O each. For this sale at .... ..........S3 .S3.75
Arizona republican., 1908-01-21
BATH TOWELS

One lot of white Trukish bath towels, extra large size. heavy weight and fringed. This sale SSc each.