davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-01-26

Mrs. Etubb--I notice SO many MAJ
ried men save the ,receipted MILNE
bills. What use do they make of then :
Mr.. Stubb--C Charity. Mrs. Stubb-Cha1.
ly2 Mr.. stubb-Yes: they are sent
around to the bachelor clubs to warn
any reckless member who might be
thinking about plunging into the sea
Of matrimony.-Chicago News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-01-26
Her Postscript.

"Why does a woman always add .
postscript to her letter."
"Well," answered the ungallal
wretch, ''she probably figures out /.
her own mind what her letter ha
made you think and then tries {
have the last word.'
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-01-26
STRAYED OR STOLEN.

A black and tan half-grown hound
pup--a Gip-named Venus. The re-
turn of this Clip to No. 2401 West Sec
ond avenue or information as to it's
whereabouts will be literally reward
ed. Leave information at this office
or No. 2401 West Second avenue.
1-2113t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-01-26
The Trouble.

Jones-I understand there 10 trout,
between Mrs. Poet and her husba al
Smith Yes. He couldn't sell II
poems. and she couldn't eat them, 80
she left him.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-01-26

The man who CANDLES Is dei',ie,
fool. but the man who CANDLES " hen.
he continues TO lose is a colossal fp,k
Henry Sutphia
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1908-01-26

Soul saving or evangelical move
ments and the newspaper have been
twin brothers, until the devil stole
the secular press
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08

A fish story | heard while camping
Involves an old man who had little re.
gard for the truth Two young men
made II up ia go TO the old geutlcmun's
house and outgencral him by telling
the biggest lie To the old man. who
held the record. After being nj the
old mans house some time one of them
asked the old gentleman II he had
heard about the big fire. lie said he
had not aud asked them where 1t was
The young man told him n gasoline
launch had exploded on the river and
the whole river was on fire. The old
mau sat quiet for moment, then turn.
ed 10 his wife and said. Mother. told
you something terrible had happened
up the river today when | caught that
catfish with his fins all burned off,
Chicago Tribune.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08

We hnow from pepys and from
passages in the plays Of contemporary
dramatlStS that the manners of thea
ter audiences In the restoration rpo.l
were not nice but there Is no reason
20 believe that even the fops habiWa'
ly arrived AZ the theater late. Mr.
Sparkish. MIR. Noyel and their fellow,
would talk loudly while the play vns
going on - show the superiority ~
their Wit ~ the poets, but they IIaoly
we're on hand early TO lose none ~ the
fun, In later rpnchs of English the
atrlcai history theatcr going was o
serious undertaking. not mere pas
time. one can tell from the begin
ningS OF old plays that the author,
counted on audiences closely attentive
from the tirst Lady Randolps .s the
drst speaker In Douglas" OrestcS ir
The Distressed Mother" AlInelra Co
The Mourning Bride" The custom
or playing the audience IN" with %
short pirc" VAS Of still later origin
Perhaps about that time the habit OF
going late to the theater became CON.
mon. Half price" for late comers was
custom OF Thackersys time West,
minister Gazette.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
FATE AT THE HELM.
a Curious coincidence Of tho Cruise e'
the Amity

- Surtous NoinCidenCc ot tne Orulse oI
the Arnity,
Ralph u. Paine while deIylng into
the old sea logs kept hy eighteenth cen.
tury captains aud now stored IN the
Essex institute at Salem brought TO
light strange tale that yet was fact
He tells about lt IN outing Magazine.
The Grand Tur6, a good ship bc.
longing TO Elias Hls,ct Derby of SJ.
lem, well known merchant, was re-
turning to Salem from the West In
dies
During the voyage Captain luger
soil rescued the master and mate or ar
English schooner. the Amity. whose
crew had mutlnied while Go the Span
ish main. The two officers had been
east udrift In small boat 20 perish
This was the first act u "A unuqu,
drama of maritime coincidence In l7sl
after the castawuy~ had rrachr.
Salem. Captain Duncuuson the Eng,lsA
master of the Amity. was the guest %.
Elias Haskell Derby while hc waite,
for word from his owners aud an op
portt " 10 return 10 his home acros
the II utic. lie spent much VI hi
time o. he water front AS "a matter Of
course and used 10 stand al a window
OF Mr.. Dcrhy's counting house idu
staring at the harbpr.
zone day while sN ccpug the seq
ward horizon with the oilice spycIus.
the forlorn British skipper let fy IA
oath OF the most profound amJ2emc1t
He dropped the glass. rubbed his eyes
Chewed his beard and stared again. g
schooner was making across the hlr
ana presently she stood clear of tl.
island M the hlrbor mouth and Sl.pp.,
toward an anchorage well inside
There was no mistak'ug her az th.
range II was the Ami,y. bis ovg
schooner which had been taken frpr
him In the West Indies. from which d,
and his mate had been east adr.ft D.,
the piratical seamen. Captain Duncan
son hurried into Mr. Dcrby's private
odlce as fast as his legs could carr,
him. By some incredible twist OF fate
the captorS of the Amity had sailed her
straight to her captain.
"Mr Derby was n man or the great
est promptiude. and one ~ his an.
chored brigs was instantly manned
with heavy crew. two deck gun.
slung aboard. and. with Captain bun
canson strding the quarter deck. the
brig stood down To take the Amity
"lt was Captain Duncansou who Iced
the bonrdcrs ana the mut.nccrS W,r,
soon ovcrpowercd and fetched back Z,
Salem JAIN In irons. The grateful skip
per and his mate signed crew Boo 81
lem anu took the Am'ty 10 sea. ycssc
restored To her own by 50 warvcIol,
ln event that It would be laughed ON
/ OF court as material for fiction
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
A TIP FO2 THE CLERK.
Abrupt End Of Church serviee--Th.
Devil In the Gown

Among the amusing instances of the
humor % tie parish clerk that are told
is story of clerk who went to
sleep as the preacher went into tho
pulpit. That day the parson had pre-.
pared a particularly impressive ser
mon, dividing II. according to custom.
into many parts. When the "hrstly
was concluded the parson paused for
breath, and the clerk, awaklng and
believing that the discourse had come
to an end. pronounced the usual Arr
men" in very loud voice.
The congregation arose. and the serv.
Ice eDded abruptly. As the squire
passed out he slipped n coin into the
old clerks hand. whispering: You
managed that very well. Thomas. IN
give you the same next time"
A vicar who held Calstor. with its
two chapelrics Of Holton and Clixby.
and the living OF Rothwell and was
nonresident had curate who was q
great smoker and was I'm the habit Of
retiring to the vestry TO put on the
black gown and smoke pipe before
sermon time while the congregation
sang psalm. On one occasion he
had an extra pipe. and the clerk hur
ried In TO tell him that the people
were getting impatient
let them sing another psalm" said
the curate. They have. SIR" replied
the clerk. Then let them sing the
One Hundred aud Nineteenth" was
the laconic reply. Having finished his
pipe he began to put on his gown. but
the folds We're troublesome. IL think
the devils In the gown" he muttered.
Il think he be-" replied the clerk dry
ly.-London Strand.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
Another Daily Paper at Sulphur.

Sulphur, okla, July 7. Hon. J. IL.
Hays has leased the Sulphur Weekly
Democrat and his large job printing
plant and will move his family to
Guthrie. W. Il. Raine and ]. Il. Smith
who have had charge of the paper and
job plant since Mr.. Hays appointment
as attorney for the school land board
are the lessees. The new manage
ment will commence the publication
of daily Tuesday, which will give
Sulphur two daily papers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08

"A knife that cuts butter when Il
Is hot (and under no other circum-
the reason Of this is easily explained
Heat expands metal and In proportion
20 the amount OF metal which Is heat
ed There is more metal In the breadth
Of blade than In It's thickness. and
the former therefore Is expanded i'm
meusely more than the latter. In other
words, the wedgelike shape Is length
ened, aud the tool becomes sharp"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
The Greater Ache.

"Nou might think you've got such u
heartache," said the woman, that you
can't stand il at all. lon'll never get
over H.. never In the world! lou cant
stand II another minute without dying
OF il, but just walt ill YOU get the
toothache good and hard. then stand
by and watch the heartache 20 way
back and sit down. New York Press
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
How She Helped.

A servant gin who had beeI through,
the mill before was being cross cx.
amined the morning after her new
engagement. Said her mistress:
And did your last mistress assist
you IN cooking, Maggie
"Weel. aye. in way she did" ad-
mlttcd Maggie.
How did she do 1t. now?" asked her
mistress.
"By stoppin' DOT o the kitchen,
mem was Magge's retort, and the
mistress gracefully retired.-Londor
Answers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
Assassin Escapes.

st. Louis, Mo, July 4 a special TO
the PostDspatch from Pine BIuff.
Ark. says: Albert McVay, a wealthy
cattle dealer, was shot las, might
while sitting near a window in his
home He Is dying. Bloodhounds
wcr put on the trail OF the assassin.
but soon lost Il. .
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
Reversed the Process.

"Yes. SIR the major went In swim.
min an I'm blest ef feller didn't
come along an steal all his clothesr'
"An' what did he do them"
"Broke th' record 10y goiu' home In
barrel. instead o. the barrel goin' home
in him Atlanta Constitution.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
Anatomy.

How many ribs have you, johnny
asked the teacher,
81 don't know, ma'arn," giggicd John
ny, squrming around on one foot
"Im SO awful ticklish | never could
count 'em. -. aides Home Journal
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08

A succession of noises means a sue.
ccsslon of shocks. says Country Life
The ear. unlike the eye. has no lid
mder which it may 20 to sleep, and
indeed II has been proved that the
sense of hearing Is at work just after
sleep comes on.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
Work on school Buildings.

sulphur. Okla. July :. Work on
progressing rapidly on the big build
ing TO be- occupied by the state school
for the deaf, which must be ready for
occupancy by September /. Work is
also being rushed on the sulphur col
lege. a non-sectarian. co-educational
school being founded by r. b. Shan
non or kingfisher and others.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
An Obliuinu Cyclone.

People who want so;lethlng bright
and original may he referred 10 the
story of Texas cyclone that picked
mp letter and delivered 1t TO the per-
son TO whom II was addressed. twenty
miles away -Tole.lo Blade.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08

Nodol vii wI.nout doubt help any
one who has stomach disorders or
stomach trouble, Take Kodol today
and continue II for the short time
that II is necessary 10 give you com
plete relief. Kodol is sold by w. g.
Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
What's Dad A -doin'7"

"Mammys knittin' dad pair q
socks"
AN what's dad a-doin' OFF,
"Prayin' To the Lord for shoes"-
Atlanta Constitution.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
Maki,o . monksy of Him.

81 have something to tell you. E.~~
tale about my ancestors"
II presume your ancestors has tails
about themselves" - Detroi, Sree
Press
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08

FOR RENT-Four-room house, mod
ern conveniences. Arthur Sinclair,
opera house. 3tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
rC2 RENT.

FOR RENT-Four room house for SO,
another 4-room house for So per
another 4-room house for $S per
month-Goldsmit Loan Office.
1S-lm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08

FOR RENT5Furnished and Snfur
nished rooms, also Z room house.
Phone 26l-two rings. Sc
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08

FOR SALE-One team good driving
horses and double buggy and har-
ness. Il. b. Luke. 7tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-All or half interest in a
new well drill or will lease to re-
sponsibe parties. Write for par
t'culars. w. N. Caple. Board Camp,
Ark. 15-1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
WANTED.

NANTED-To maze you loans on
farm lands. Ours "a the only com.
pany that can make you loans
Without delay. See us over Bankers
National bank. Burwell & Dexter
l2ti
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08

FOR RENT-Three rooms with bath.
electric lights and gas in Cruce-Max.
well flats. Phone 312. 2l.tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08
DEPOSITS GUARANTEED

GUARANTEED
Ardmore state Bank guaranteed
oklahoma dollar
our experienced bankers directors well
aine directors who direct
policy liberal Every
da ddepos on IL
ness We would o
allowed to borrow dollar OF
banks
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1908-07-08

WANTED-To loan money on city or
country property at per cent in
terest. NJ. l.. Alexander. 5-lm
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-10-09
Notice of Time Appointed for Prov.
ing of Will. Etc.

In the Probate Court, In and Tor Nez
Perez County, State of Idaho.
In the Matter of the Estate OF J. w.
White, Deceased.
Pursuant to an order OF said Pro-
bate Court, made on the 22nd day
OF September. 1908, notice is hereby
given that Tuesday, the 9Th day OF
October, 1908, at 10 a. m. OF said
day, at the court room OF said court
II the court house in Lewiston, Coun-
~ of Nez Perez, has been appointed
at the time and place for proving
the will OF said j. w. White. deceas-
cd. and for hearing the application
OF d. o. Elder for the issuance to
him of letters OF administration with
will annexed, when and where any
person interested may appear and
contest the same.
Dated this 22d day Of September
19OS.
q.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-10-09

A JOINT RESOLUTION TO BE SUB
NITTED 10 THE ELECTORS or
THE STATE OF IDAHO FOR RE
JECTlON OR APPROVAL; PRO
POSING THE REPEAL OF SEC.
TONS II AND n OF ARTICLE
v OF THE CONSTITUTION Or
IDAHO, AND PROPOSING AM
ENDMENTS TO SECTIONS z,
II: 20; AND "a OF ARTICLE v
SECTION s or ARTICLE XVII
OF TAE coNsTITUT1ON OF THs
STATE OF IDAHO. .'1o1Nt'
A DISTRICT COURT FOR EACH
COUNTY AND EXTENDING It's
JURISDICTION TO ALL MAT
TIERS OF PROBATE. AND PRO
VIDING FOR THE ELECTION
AND APPOINTMENT OF JUDGES
THEREFOR. AND THEIR SAL
ARIES, AND THE TERMS OF
SAID COURTS.
BE 1T RESOLVED BY THE LEGIS-
LATURE OF THE STATE OF
IDAHO:
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-10-09
CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT
NO. I.
HOUSE JOINT RESOLUTION NO.
10.
(0ubstitute for House Joint Resolu
ton No. 6.)
BY KILLPACK
JOINT RESOLUTION.

JOINT RESOLUTION.
10 AMEND SECTION alA OF ART
ICLE EIGHTEEN OF THE CON-
6TITUTION OF THE STATE OF
IDAHO; A JOINT RESOLUTION
TO SUBMIT TO THE ELECTORS
OF THE STATE OF IDAHO FOR
THEIR REJECTION OR AP-
PROVAL AN AMENDMENT 10
oECTION SIX OF ARTICLE
El0HTEEN OF TAE CONSTITU-
T1ON OF THE STATE OF IDAHO
10 PERMIT COUNTY ASSES
6ORS AND TAX COLLECTORS
TO EMPLOY SUCH DEPUTIES
AND CLERICAL HELP AS THE
BUSINESS OF THEIR OFFICE
NAY REQUIRE.
IN 1T RESOLVED BY THE LEGIS-
LATURE OF THE STATE OF
IDAHO:
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-10-09

Section THAT section nix OF
article eighteen Of the constitution
e the State Of Idaho be amended
= read a. follows: Section 8. The
Legislature. by general uniform
laws, shall provide for the election
bIennially in each Of the several
oounties Of the State, OF county Conn
1issioners. a sheriff. county treas
arsr who IL ex-oficio public sdmin-
isErator. probate Judge. . county
superintendent Of public instruction.
. county assessor who 10 ex-omcio
TN collector. coroner and survey
Or. The clerk of the district court
shall be ex-ohacio auditor and re-
eorder. No other county odices
shall be established. but the Legis-
1ature by general and uniform laws
shall provide for such township
precinct and municipal ofncers Al
public convenience may require. and
shall prescribe their duties, and a.
their terms of once. The Legisla'
ture shall provide for the strict &C
countability Of county. township
precinct and municipal oficers sfol
all fees which may be collected b!
them. and for all public and mum
eipal moneys which may be paid t
them. or ofacially come into thei
possession. The county commits
oioners may employ counsel whel
necessary. The sheriff, assessor ant
tai collector. auditor and recorder
and clerk of the district court shall
be empowered to appoint such depu
ties and clerical assistance ~ tn
business Of their oflces may require
! said deputies and clerical assistant
20 receive such compensation . ma
be nxed by the county commissioners
NO sheriff or county assessor shall
BE- qualified to hold the term Of OF
Gee Immediately succeeding tn
term for which he was elected. TIL
salary and qualifications Of tn
county superintendent shall be IA
"a BY law.
Section 2.-The question to b
submitted to the electors of tn
state of Idaho at the next genera
election shall be az follows. t.
nit: "Shall section six OF articl
eighteen of the Constitution of tn
State OF Idaho be amended SO a. =
permit county assessors and ia
collectors to employ such deputie
and clerical help as the business {
their eiIice may reQuire!"
Section 3.-The secretary Of stat
. % hsreby authorized to make publ
eatioa Of this constitutional amsnt
0sut in each county for least d
,ecnsecutive weeks prior 70 the ns1
seneral election In not lsss tina
eas newspaper Of general r.rc1ls
taan IN each county.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-10-09

Bargains in Carpets, Art Squares
and Rugs at Russell's Quitting
Store.
When going to Asotin, make the
trip on the Baughman launch.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-10-09
COFFEE

Poor coffee has to be
sold in bulk, it isn't worth
packing.
Your grocer returns your money II you don't
~ Sehilling's Best we pay him
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-10-09

Use the new Tungsten Lamp, a
saving of 20 per cent. Lewiston
Electric Supply Co., sales agents.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-10-09
CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT
NO. 2.
HOUSE JOINT RESOLUTION NO.
8.
BY

SEAWELL AND fREEHAFER.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1908-10-09

T. o. HANLON, Clerk
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-30
PERPETUAL MOURNING
etrsssburs Monument Always Oraped
for . Lost Province

Paris.-Eight stone figures, each rep
resenting an important town now OF
at some previous time in France. rise
upon lofty pedestals around the Place
de la Concorde. in Paris, one of the
largest and most beautiful squares in
the world One of these figures at
tracts particular attention because IL
Is always, year in and year out hung
with crepe aud mourning garlands
This Is the Strassburg monument and
the crepe expresses the grief of the
French people over the loss of Alsace
Lorraine, of which Strassburg Is the
capital.
Louis XIV. annexed Alsace Lorraine
TO France In 1851, but in the war OF
1901 the district was regained by
Germany. Strassburg, whose garrison
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-30
NczoeK AWdk ElD1

Nal Boudots charges perform a manual OF
arms, which. il anything is more complicated than
that which the soldier is compelled to learn. One
OF the pretiiest sights imaginable is the series OF
eyoiuuons which these policemen carry out
There are some tax-paying Chicagoans who scoN
at pretty eEolutons but they. Maj Boudet claims
are not oi the far-seeing class He points out
that the drilling of policemen in this manner
teaches them to handle themselves with grace and
ease and makes them abler in the duties they per
form
Only recently the beauty squad about 100 strong
gave militiamen of the First Illinois infantry sta
TONED al chicago drill exhibition in the big
First Regiment armory. SO perfect were the evo
lutons that even the soldiers were aved The DO
hcemcn formed revolving wedges. hollow squares
tvepointcd stars, circles and other ingenious for
nations, the perfection OF which had taken them
months 10 accomplish.
The squad is formed ON the order of a military
company. There is Mai Boudet at the head
first and second lieutenant and the regulation
number Of sereeants and corporals
Gaining place on the Chicago police force to-
day Is perhaps ms difficult feat the average
man Of middle age would 10 attempt and for
that reason the department is composed of the
best ply ysiques that the city can furnish The same
is true ot the fire department. the efficiency o,
which is evidenced by the fact that during the
past fiscal year every eonfagration in Chicago
put under control before the fire could spread
10 adjacent buildings
The medical test. which fremen as well as Do
licemeu undergo. follows
Is THE EEsPIRING MURAIUR clear and di-tiuct
- s
Is the g'1rart'r "f the Respiration Fun. Easy and
Ar fasr fudieatiors Of Irsesse Of rhs Organs o.,
lt.-5lHa-.l p or their Appsr.izg-s" -....-. = .
u Iii- l'iAiiAtTER action T-u-
fafu fF.e and Steady -.-.......
Are L.trH any nc, az tins t-ar or
Is TIIE eIGIT oiaoGg ..---.-.-
Is ff.lr4l-
Is TIE APPLICANT sr1l.i.s9- ,-..lgE
t1tE lZ..u NV 4 isrestlIius o. au+r4
AftF ittt q N1'TlttSS Of Brain and $arg1rra
N~.'.f %. he1ffy State
Hasf rain gr SPINAL Cord ever been ,sHsa4-nH
II .iti- Al iti-itANT has had serious Illness
iE..if. state fNI,r-ssly efsat. i inv
~ .l.. t- ih- Heart Lungs. kIGnHvs 6r a-f--r
atfi+ii-.. 'FSafls. the
liss aIf ~ been surceSsguIlg ys.girstaHa
Ntit.sS Evidences gfS
ARE kIHNEGS - - 80 w .--.-.-.--
HAS THE App .FCA Nj -, -
Hftfuir-d- rr-lz-ltr-sE0-fsI c.s-
- - mss. ScrsraIa. FsiIslnlatfsl .
HABITS lse q >tluQlsnlS and ToIzcco
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-30
LOVES YOUNG oReAM COOLED.
Time OF Sentiment Evidently Ions
Past with husband

A certain well-known Bostonian has
been married long enough to have ac-
quired the average mans cynical atti
tude in respect of the written expires
sions Of devotion INDUCED In befor.
marriage
One day the Hubbite was going over
with his wife a mass of useless papers
that had accumulated In the house
hold. They unearthed several large
boxes full of love letters. After a
hasty glance at them the hus ba I'd
said
NO use keeping this junk, sup
pose Here il goes
The wife was hurt "Oh, Clarence
exclaimed she. how can you b. So
brutal? Surely YOU don't want To de.
stroy your own love letters TO me?"
Well. keep EN-. II YOU want en-
cheerfully assented the husband. bat
honestly Helen. these seem too soft 20
le'"-Lippincotts
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-10-30
Where's the Good Time?

They tell me- said The colonel
that If you want TO go out 70 good
time without feelin' the erec's of the
Ticker. you mus talk a teaspOonful Of
olive oil befo' you staht That-u sort
Of line youah stummic and keep the
Ticker frum goin' 10 youah haid
/ don't think much Of that theah
way of doin' In the fust place. it
amt treatin' youah stummic right to
fool it laik that. and in the second
place. how YOU goin' to have a good
time. I'd LAX 20 know. IL the Hcke.
ion' go 10 youah haid?"