The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-05-28
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no.
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! andersiassd ihsi BIZ grandmother hAi
gone on strike and refuses v dc dar
lng lbe baseball scAson
-TAsy ssy 10 dak1 las 3 fortune m
be oun right Perhaps, then. BE- wants
al Amofscsn faIherin Law who will b.
able 10 manage a Tor him.
Did your vaccination iakei You
bet il dld, replied The man opposoa 70
The operation. II look two policemen
and a mighty husky doctor
First Broker 1 hesri, - been touch
and 40 with poor old Carter. Second
Diti0--ies. lie touched me for dol
lar this morning and went
There il one funny thing about my
dog, said little Willie The other day.
What Il iii asked hn playmate Ny
papa Gays be takes eai-naps.
--knickcr She looks like saint
while she plans her Easter bal. Booker
-a. be looks like The devil while be
plans bow be Is gong 10 pay for it.
-Knicker- DO you think dogs should
be muExledf Booker II you propos'
ed 10 mnEElo mosquitoes there would
be seuiimcnialIsls 10 oppose IL.
Why is il. asked the dear girl, thai
the bridegroom attendant is called
the best mani I suppose It's because
be Is the best of. growled the fassy old
bachelor
-Nifkins--l wonder why Windig
does not 70 10 work. Bifkins oh, !
guess hes so busy blowing bis own
horn that be can't hear the factory
whistle.
Prospective Tenantl should want
the studio for sculpture. Caretaker-
Yes, sir; some Of these is let for that.
There's sculptor moldering next door,
sir.
Mrs, Pinchpenny's present has ar.
rived, said the bride. It's silver plat
ed cream pitcher How is il markell
asked the groom, Down. | suppose, or
we'd never have got ii,
His Wife during the spat) ~ sup.
pose You consider yourself even wiser
than Solomon' Her Husband Not at
all, my dear ! haven't lot Of wives
10 advise me.
--Patience-l see il is said that
whale can remain under water an hour
and half Pa,rice- Seems an awful
long time TO keep the mouth shut,
doesn't in
MIR. Benham-- wishyou would get
some Of those baseball players TO spend
the summer with US. Benham-What
iorl Mrs. Benham The papers says
they are death on flies. y
--Patienee--she stopped runaway
once. Patriee--She must be brave.
Brayei Wbyf To stop runaway.
oh. ! mean fellow wanted her to
elope, and she wouldn't do i'll
She said you penciled your eye.
brows, rougcd your cheeks and laced
terribly, said one woman. Yes, sob.
bed the other The idea of accusing
me Of being such nature fakiri
Have your clashes with the courts
embarrassed youT Not at all, answer
ed Mr.. Dustin Stax. Every time am
fined and do not pay feel that have
added just that much TO earnings,
What's the matter with that old |
heni asked The guinea fowl, She looks
worried. oh, replied the bantam roos.
ter, she's temperance crank. and she
is Worrying for fear some OF her eggs
will be used in the making of egguog.
II proposed 10 the armless woman
this morning aud WINS accepted, said
the ossliied man. But what good is
wife without armsi queried the human
pincushion. She'll never be able TO
get me under her thumb, replied the
o. NJ.
'-Tom-l'm surprised 10 hear that
Mise Go,ros is engaged TO the duke.
Jaek-oh, she always was bargain
hunter. Tom--Bnt what has that got
10 do with IN Jack Why. the duke
wanted million, bui he finally offered
10 take $500 ,g9s.
Amateur Farmer Why, yes. II
recon on raising enough 10 supply my
table, and II there's any over IN send
u 10 market. Isn't that what you do9
Professional Farmer Wall. no, not
exactly, reckon on raisin' enough TO
send % market, an Il there's any over
supply my table.
Skinner announces that he's sell.
ing everything below cost wonder
what be means by ihstf think he
means below what they ought 10 cost ]
his customers II his customers we're to
pay a. much as BE- prciends they're
worth.
Your girls father Is something Of
a gronchy person, isn't he' asked the I
casual friend. Yes. replied The young t
man uuihinkingly; 'he i confirmed |
kicker" Aud then he wondered why
everybody smiled c
i be an actorS Well. wouldnt
sanl 10 call him that But be said be
meas . Il