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The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-03-07

Nine. Lillian Nordiea, the operate
soprano. will. sing in this city again
after several years absence. She will
appear here with the New York SYM
phony Orchestra, of which Walter
Damrosch is conductor, at a concert
at the Kruger Auditorium on April s..
This concert ought to prove an i'm
portant one. The program will be an
an-WaGner one. Nordica will probably
sing, among other arias. Brunnhilde's
Battle Cry. from "Die Walkure." The
part is one of her greatest in grand
opera.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-03-07
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Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
The Artistic Nature

AN eminent painter was once
asked if he thought art students
did we'll to go to the continent
to study. He said that undoubt-
eddy the atmosphere was more
artistic in Europe than any
where else, but that Paris, as
city to study and work in, was
overrated.
To illustrate his meaning, he
said that certain rich mans
son, after three years in Paris,
wrote home to his father:
DEAR FATHER - l have
made up my mind to set to
work. Please let me know
at your earliest convent
ence whether it was paint
ing, architecture, or music
| came to Paris to study.
-AnS9VerS.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
Why She HeSitdted

WIFEY-George. dear, l saw
that Singleton woman this morn
ing carrying the silk umbrella
that she borrowed from me at
the club card party.
GEoRGE-Why didn't you ask
her for it?
WIFEY-I was just going to
when | remembered that l bor-
rowed it from Mrs. Trumper !
Sphere.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
1t Last a Confession

THAT omelet," remarked the
young benedict to his wife as he
rose from breakfast-"that ONE
let is just like my mother used
to make"
The wife, who was the pre-
parer of the dish, looked de-
lighted.
EYES," continued the man,
cts Just like mother used to
make. Mother never could
cook anything fit to eat !'-Chi-
cdgo Meas.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
No Admittdnce for Eggs

~ y -luHtEtfuftIe ~ L9J'
A THEATRICAL company that
played in repertoire in country
villages barred a citizen of
town, not long ago when he
entered the theatre with a
basket, after having purchased
a ticket. Just as he was going
in. the cover of the basket un-
accountably slipped off, reveal
ing TWO dozen eggs.
Hi" said the ticket taker.
This isn't Easterl Where are
you going with them eggs :"
None o your business !
Here's my ticket, all paid for
an regular" declared the citi-
zen.
We'll, you don't take any
eggs inside while I'm here" said
the -taker; and then the
other saw the reason his burden
was suspected, and roared with
laughter.
He left the eggs in charge of
tn man at the box office and
entered; and he enjoyed every
moment of the show. When it
was over, the manager returned
the eggs to him, and said:
81 was afraid you might put
your foot into the basket while
you were applauding Mod
ern Society.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
That's So

Shelf man loves his wife
as much as she loves him, he
will stop wasting his money on
cigars if she asks him.
HE-Yes; but if his wife
loves him as much as she ought
to love a man who loves her
enough to stop it if she asks him,
she won't ask Hmm. Il. p.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
Old StaqerS

A WHOEVER who was married
recently for the third time, and
whose bride had been married
once before herself, wrote across
the bottom of the wedding in
vitations: "Be sure and come.
This is no amateur perform
ance. "-ErchdHge.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
Nothing Done

GIVE got you down for
couple of tickets. We're get
ting up a rattle for poor man
of our neigh
None for me, thank you. l
wouldn't know what to do with
a poor man if | won him.
AnaVSerS.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
4 SeaSonablc Story

MOTHER (reading telegram
Henry telegraphs that the foot
ball match is over, and he came
out of it with three broken ribs.
FATHER (eagerly)-Ahd who
won?
MoTHER-He doesn't say.
FATHER (impatiently)-Con-
found it all That boy never
thinks of anybody but himself.
Now | must wait until l get the
morning paper. - Various EE-
changes.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
antiques

JoNEs-I hear your wife is a
connoisseur in antiques, and is
fond of bringing old things into
the house.
HARRIs-Yes; we were hard
ly married when she sent for
my mother-in-law.-Pnnch.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
Not Too Bad

FIFINE-All the old ladies in
town gave me a bad name, didn't
they?
CEcILE - Yes; but not bad
enough to make any man want
to marry you.-JourHdl AmH-
SAINT.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
Weddina Note

THE BRIDE-Just think of it,
dearectl Fifty years from yes
terday will be our golden an
niyersary r'-Erchdnge.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
Suspicious
IN THE sANCTUM.

THE DUsKY WIDow-Is yo'
sho' yo' lubs me?
SAMMY-Co'se Is sho' |"
THE DUsKY Widow (sus-
piciously)-Yo' amt los yo'r
job, is you?-AnS10erS.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01

She Took Everything
SHE took a long. kind look at
me,
She took my hand in childlike
This was the night l met
her
And then she took me meath a
bower
Of plants and things, and took
an hour
To bind my silken fetter.
She took my flowers, she took
my walks,
She took my dances and my
talks,
This charmingest of misses.
She took more time than l
could spend,
She rockwell, just before the
end,
She took some harmless kisses.
She took my ring, of course,
next day
(Our courtship went the proper
way
Oh this is nothing yellow y
She took more troths than l
can pen:
In short, she took me in, and
then
She took the other fellow.
-Pick-Me-UP.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
WORK FOR THE
UNDERTAKEN.

BUFFALO BOB-Buzsaw Bill and
Pizen Pete. are looking for each
other with guns.
TOWN MARSHAL-Sore with one
another?
BUFFALO BOB-No; there is
some doubt as to which is the old
est inhabitant, and they're going to
settle the question for all time
Illustrated Bits.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
Spoiled 1t All

RICH UNCLE EBENEzER-So
you are named after me, are
you?
SMALL NEPHEW - Yes. Ma
said it was too bad, but we
needed your money.-PHck.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
Of a Modern Genius

going to compile his life
and letters?"
"There were no letters. I'm
going to compile his life and
postcards. Life.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
QndntHm Suf.?

HER FATHER-You must re-
member, sir, that we only have
one daughter.
HER SUIToR-Well, Ter
only want one, sir.-Tit-BitS.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
Anecdotes by Ananias

One Pleasure, at Any Rate
MYRTLE - Dolly, you ought
not to attempt golf. You don't
like exercise, and | know you
can't manage the dialect.
DoLLY-No; but can have
my photograph taken in my golf
suit.-IiiuStrdfed Bits.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01

BINKS (who has given links a
cigar)-You'll find, old chap, that
Is something like a cigar.
JINKS latter a few puffs)-By
Joye! there is a slight resemblance.
What is it?-Rcyal Magazine.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
WHY Man

BLIFFERs-Your wife is a
busy little woman. Makes her
own clothes, does she?
WIFFERs-Every stitch.
How did you work it ?"
always fell in love with her
dressmaker. Judge.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-11-01
of Course

TOURIST - Looks like pretty
good soil. around here. What
crops do the farmers grow in
this section?
NATIvE-That all depends.
ToURIsT-Depends on what?
NATIvE-On what sort NV
seed they puts in.-London
Telegraph,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

told TO a woman was by her husband
and he said, in speaking of her: We
always think of her as a morning
glory, because she looks so bright
and CHEEKY and pretty at the breakfast
table
How many breakfast tableC are
presided over by women who make no
effort TO be dainty?-and there are \
great number who are at once untidy
and even uncleanly to look at.
The claim that household duties
keep women from looking well in the
morning is easily disproved, for in
many a household where the woman
gives helping hand in the kitchen a
big apron will thoroughly protect her
dress, and then, too, cooking, unless
one makes Il so, IL never dirty work
That woman commits an error who
looks uncared for and badly dressed
In the morning. The other woman,
who wears any old thing to the break
fast table, is also making q mistake,
for that is the time when the men
Of the household ought to see .
woman at her best, and not specially
rely on her appearance in. the evening
when the soft and charitable light Of
the gas will hide many defects"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

Once there was . young girl with
barrels Of money.
And not knowing what to do with
II, she consulted . wise man. He
lived all alone in . tent he had built
for the purpose, leading simple life.
When the young girls case was pre-
sented to him, he said: There are
three things that you can do:
First, you can be an old maid and
devote yourself to charity.
Second, marry the man Of your
heart. M
Third, marry . noblsman."
So the young girl went away and
pondersd. and while she was ponder
ing Z nice young fellow came along.
He was poor but handsome, with
broad shoulder and 20 forth, and she
fell In love with him and married him.
But after they had been married .
little while. he grew suddenly extrava-
CANT, and would probably have squan-
dersd AL her money had he not been
killed BY dissipation.
Then the young girl married noble
man. And after they had been liv-
Ing together for several years, he, -
10 the nature Of Al true noblemen.
began to abuse her. At last. not be-
ING able to stand Il any longer. she
secured . permanent divorce.
Then che went back to the wise
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

had done. inherited the inn and lived
in 1t. To him and his good wife was
born daughter Harriet, who was
reared In the home of the family, and
who continued to live there when she
became Mrs. Mccullough.
Now she is the happy mother Of a
son and she is rocking him in the
Griswold cradle that was brought to
Ohio along with other household pos
sessions by Ezra Griswold when he
drove his OK team overland from
Connecticut in 1906. No one knows
how long the unique heirloom had
been in the Griswold family before
that time, but 1t is supposed that
Ezra Griswold was himself rocked in
II when he was . baby long before
revolutionary times.
When little Edward Griswold Nc
cullough is baptized he will wear
little white dress that was made for
the baptismal cereppny Of his grand
father, by his great-grandmother--a
dress that has been handed down In
the family with great care and which
will be treasured more dearly than
ever when another epoch has been
noted In its history.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30
Fifth Generation to See the Light In
the Old Home.

Born in the house Of his great great.
grandfather and rocked In the cradle
that lulled his great-greatSrandfat
to sleep away back In old Connecticut
before the beginning of the last cen
fury. is the phtrician beginning Of
wee Edward Griswold Mccullough,
who made his appearance on earth
Sunday in the old Griswold inn at
Worthington. He is the SON of Ed
ward Miles Mccullough, says the Co
lumbus Dispatch.
In all the romance Of old Worthing-
ton there is no greater halo than that
which hangs over the 0riswold inn. It
was built in 1909 b. Ezra Griswold,
who eame from Connecticut with the
pioneers who settled much Of the
western reserve and central Ohio. The
family was an old one even for old
Connecticut and Nara 0riswold was .
sturdy representativs Of v. He
brought this family into the great
west" with him and his son, George
Griswold. was reared IN the INN. He
was eight years old when his father
brought him to Ohio.
George Orisvold. IN turn, Inherited
the duty Of perpetuatip6 the name.
and when his father died he fen heir
to the INN property end nved through
ont his life whore his father had build
"a 20 we'll. His con vas Worthington
Franklin 0risvold. Who. = HI father
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

town he can hustle to the nearest
wireless station and set column or
two of type matter in the home ONCE,
with all the usual typographical err
rors in evidence.
Possibly the newspaper plant of the
future will be 10 scientifically
equipped that all the work connected
with 1t can be done somewhere else,
and nobody will be required around
the premises except the cleaners and
the night Waterman.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30
cramp Rlnos.

Formerly 1t was customary for kings
OF England on Good Friday to hallow
certain rings, the wearing OF which
prevented cramp or epilepsy.
They were made from the metal Of
decayed cofins and consecrated with
an elaborate ceremony, some details
OF which are still preserved. They
were highly recommended by the
medical profession about 1857, for
Andrew Boorde, in his "Breviary OF
Health" speaking OF cramp. says:
The kynse's majestic hath great
helpe in this matter In hallowing
cramps ringes without money or petit
tion." go s@
Occasionally cramp rings played q
persuasive part In diplomacy. Lord
Bernefs. our ambassador 1t the court
OF Charles ". wrote In 1908 TO my
lorde cardinaIl's grace" for some
"crampe ryngs," with trust to "bestowe
them well. by Gods grace"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30
FINAL RESTING PLACE READY.
Phineas G. Wright, Eccentric Bach
eIor, Now Calmly Waits for End.

Now that he has the whiskers on
his monument brushed straight, his
tomb well stocked with whisky and
cigars and proper inscription craven
on the granite, Phineas Gardner,
Wright, Putnam's richest and Oldest
bachelor, says he can contemplate
the end with calnness and satisfac-
ton.
Mr.. Wright is 70 years old, and
worth something over 5000, 900, accord
ing to a Waterbury Conn dispatch.
This sum, he says, he has accumulated
by strict attention to details, not try
ing to know too much and consistent
ly suspecting all women. Following
out the program which has made him
successful, Mr.. Wright has superin-
tended the erection Of his own mon
ument, and he has inscribed thereon:
Going, but know not where" Under
this the moro definite information:
Never beat by man, but by woman"
The Wright monument 10 the show
place Of the Putnam cemetery. 1t is a
solid granite block bearing on its top
- Duee Va shc man WuO IL 70 Ue unOeT
1t. The bust 10 . faithful likeness,
even to the stone whiskers now
trimmed in goatee fashion. The
sculptor who did the work was an ir-
responsible person with effeminate
ideas. He parted Mr.. Wright's whis.
kers at the middle in his original
work. This made Mr.. Wright angry,
and he paid another sculptor 5000
to brush out the stone whiskers
straight. This work brought the
total price up to $500, but Mr..
Wright didn't care.
In the tomb near by Mr.. Wright has
placed ample supplies Of whisky and
cigars.
Il don't want the boys who are bury
Ing me to feel too badly" he ex-
planned. Il want them,tp have little
something to keep them cheerful No
body can say I'm stingy." He has
also engaged the Putnam Silver Cor
net band to play At his funeral.
Mr.. Wnght's Going, but know
not where" has stirred up . lot OF
trouble, particularly among theoao-
CLANS. some Of whom have written him
abusive letters. He 10 still hale and
hearty.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

A. the 0reenoroeer's.
You charge twice as much for
these tomatoes ~ they do down the
street. Why is that?"
~ And the young housewife looked
searchingly at the greengrocer with
her keen eyes.
The man faltered an instant, and
thsn, boldly meeting the sharp orbs
OF the inquirer, replied in firm voice:
These are hand-picked tomatoes,
madam"
II beg your pardon" she said, meek
ly. That being the case, give me
three pounds. please. Royal Maya
zine.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30
A Peaeemaker.

A Peacemaker.
You're liar!" exclaimed the first
man.
You're another!" retorted number
two.
Calm yourselves, gentlemen" inter
posed the peacemaker. 1T il quite
possible that you are both right"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

"Oh, wise man." she said, your ad-
vice has been very disastrous. What
have you to say for yourself?'
1T was your fault" said the wise
man, because you didn't follow It."
What do you mean? L"
Then the wise man laughed heart
lily Don't you see," he replied,
now that 1t is too late, that you be-
gan ON the wrong end first ?"-JHdge.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

A virtuous Paradox.
That young doctor is queer con-
tradiction.'
I'm what way7"
He has an exceedingly good temper.
and yet he 10 lacking in patients"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30
Remembering.

Remembering.
First Lady OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
that what I've just revealed to you
was told me in strictest secrecy!
Second Lady Confidant-I'll remem-
Der. That's one secret owe you'll
Judge.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

are so pleased?
Mrs. Woodson-Certainly, my dear.
! looked in the encyclopedia and found
out that a skate" is large fish.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

The latest scheme il to set type BY
wireless.
OF course there win b few ccoa-
sions when this sort q typesettins
can be utilised, but II should i've the
intelligent compositor . feeling of real
comfort 70 realise that wAse out q
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

The True Art Lover.
How oft IL genius without heart,
Insensible and cold.
We listeners humbly pay for art,
The singer sings for gold.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30
No Golden View.

No 0oId0n View.
She (sentimentally) win You love
me when I'm old?
He (practically)-Th IL something
70 decide by gray matter.
BABY BORN IN HISTORIC INN.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30
His Critical Joke.

De Style-Was that drinking song
the soprano just sang?
Gunbusta-Why, no. What makes
you ask that? -
De Style-Thsre were SO many high
bawls In it.-Judge.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1908-05-30

The Wfs's Aasr~Irs oissy.
A writer in an exchange saysi ''IAs
anest complimsnt have ever AsArd
The Arizona sentinel., 1908-03-04
In the District Court

of the First Judicial District, Territory OF Arr
zona in and for Yuma County.
The Territory of Arizona, at the relation and
to the use of George Nicholson, Treasurer
and ex-officiO Tax Collector in and for the
County of Yuma in the Territory of Arizona,
Plaintiff, VS. Defiance Mill and Mining Co., q
Corporation. Defendant.
Action brought in the District Court of the
First judicial District OF the Territory
of Arizona, in and for the County of Yuma and
the complaint filed in said County OF Yuma, in
the Office of the Clerk of said District Court
In the name of the Territory of Arizona, to
Defiance Mill and Mining Co., Corporation
Defendant, Greeting:
You are hereby summoned and required to
appear in an action brought against you by the
the above named plaintiff, in the District Court
of the First Judicial District of the Territory
of Arizona in and for Yuma County, and an
swer the Complaint therein filed with the Clerk
of this said Court at Yuma, ia said County
within twenty days after the service upon you OF
this Summons, if served in this said County, or
in all other cases within thirty days thereafter
the times above mentioned being exclusive OF
the day of service, or judgment by default will
be taken against you.
Given under my hand and the seal of the Dis
trict Court of the First Judicial District, Terri
toIy of Arizona, in and for the County of Yuma
this 18th day of February, 1908.
(Sea) CHARLES h; UTTlNG,
Clerk OF said District Court.
First publication Feb 10
The Arizona sentinel., 1908-03-04
In the District Court

of the First Judicial District, Territory OF Ar
iona, In and for Yuma County.
The Territory of Arizona, at the relation and
to the use of George Nicholson, Treasurer
and ex-Officio Tax Collector in and for
the County of Yuma, in the Territory oil
Arizona, Plaintiff, VS.. Guy H. Soule, De-
PENDANT.
Action brought in the District Court of the
First Judicial District of the Territory of Ari-
IONA, in and for the County OF Yuma, and
the Complaint filed in said County of Yuma,
in the office of the Clerk OF said District
Court.
In the name of the Territory of Arizona, to
Guy H. Soue Defendant, Greeting:
You are hereby summoned and required to
appear in an action brought against you by
the above named, in the Dis riot Court of the
First Judicial District of the Territory of Ari-
IONA, in and for Yuma County, and answer
the Complaint therein filed with the Clerk OF
this said Court, at Yuma in said County,
within twenty days after the service upon
you of this Summons, if served in this said
County, or in all other cases within thirty
days thereafter, the times above mentioned
being exclusive of the day of service, or judg-
ment by default will be taken against you.
Given under my hand and the seal of the
District Court of the First Judicial District,
Territory of Arizona, in and for the County
OF Yuma, this 18th day of February, 1908.
(SeaD CHARLES III. UTT1NG,
Clerk of said District Court.
First publication Feb 10