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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
PACKERS IN CONVENTION
President Agar Made Sarcastic Al
fusion to Muckrakers in His
Annual Address.

Chicago, Oct. 12-The third annual
convention of the American Meat Pack
ers association opened here today with
delegates present from all parts OF the
United States.
In his address President James s.
Agar paid his compliments to the So
called muckrakers, saying that prod
ding an industry in which we are en-
gagged in the ribs with a sharp stick has
in the past been a highly exhilarating
pastime for certain people, but instead
of correcting evils, which in a greaS
majority of cases existed only in the
willing imagination of the author, a
serious and lasting injury was inflicI-
ed on the commerce OF our country"
The executive committee in lis re-
port, which was heartily endorsed by
the convention, stated that during Il
year the association had taken an ac-
tive interest in all OF the industrial
movements which tended to bring the
industries into a closer relationship
with the federal government, and that
members of the association had fur
nished valuable information to Tie
commission appointed by President
Roosevelt, which conferred with 4 SIM
liar commission from France tor the
purpose of expediting trade between tie
two nations.
The convention also reiterated rs en-
dorsement of the meat inspection law
to which it gave approval at the last
convention.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
Today's Louisville Entries.

First race. three-quarters mile, selling
Gresham, &c. Camille NJ, 81; Maycella,
81; Vansel. 81; Lizzie Mclean, 81; Mar
bles. 1OS; Deuce, 1903; Herrick, 107; Finan-
cier, 10.
Second race three-quarters mile, selling
Wheat Bread, 100; The Missus. 100; Ten
orette, 100; Civita, 102; Automatic, 1O3;
Automatic, 1O3; AZo. 105; Floreal, 105; Ely
stun. 105; Dearie, 105; Beadicea, 100; Ad-
monish, les; Elizabeth HARDWOOD, 10I; Mrs.
Sewall. 1O7: Peter Pender, los.
Third race, mile and seventy yards, SELL
ing-Ethel Carr, 9S; Wine Merchant, SO;
Queens Daughter, 90. Ogbent. 103; Ban
rida. 1O3 Toplofty. 1O3: Coaster. 1903: ViT-
ginia Maid 1O4; Western Knight, 104; DR..
Simrall, 106.
Fourth race. three-qUarters mile. SELL
ing-Calada. 81; Lady Hapsburg. 81; Ban
agher 102; Royal Jack, 102; Father Down
ing, 102: Lady Vic, 102; Whisk Broom, 1922;
Tarquin. 102; Rexall, los; King Polly, 105;
Barnsdale, 10.
Fifth race. eleven-sixteenths mile, purse
-Lordship. IS; Andy Ginter, IS; Mapleton,
9s; Ann MCGEE 100; Fabersham. 9S: Ram
sey, 100; SemprOni. 103; MeZzo Soprano,
los; Irrigator. 109; Melissa, l09; Alice
George, 109: Jeff Bernstein, 115.
Sixth race, mile and sixteenth, selling
Raleigh, SO; Severus, 80; Albert Star,
102; Hughes, 104; Arrowswift, l06.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
GRAND CIRCUIT RACES.

Lexington, Ky, Oct. 1.-THE trotting
and pacing contests were resumed today,
the weather conditions being decidedly
improved and the track good. Saturday
program, postponed on account of rain.
was carried out. the entire remainder of
the meeting having been moved up one
day.
Wilson. the stake event of the day. while
hardly contest was interesting in that
The Eel. defeated last Tuesday by Jerry
B.. easily won over both Jerry B. and
Hal Raven. Summary:
The Wilson stake, PIP class pacing
s.. 900, three in five-The Eel won three
straight heats in 2:05. 2:0512. 2:0i12. Jerry
B. and Hal Raven also started
2:l4 class trotting, purse $1,000, three in
five-Directum Penn won the fourth, fifth
and sixth heats in 2:13la. PIG. 2:l2l5.
Nelceyon won the second and third heats
in 2:1O1a. 2:12Iz. Demarest won the first
heat in 2:13%. Dan K, Montell, Reuben
s. Judge Lee, AliX. Edgar, Robert l.. and
Medium Line also started.
2:18 pacing. s1.000, three in five-Elsie
won three straight heats in 2:C9$4. 2:0SA,
posi-. Shamrock, The Dude. Tax Title.
Real Foot. Helen Gould. J. B., Diamond
King William M, Gold Coin, Bettini
Brent and Ruby Lacy also started.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
AK FALLS ON U Scrubs
Eligibility Committee Puts Varsity
Second Team Out of
Business.

The university faculty threw bomb in
to the camp of the scrub team that was
just starting on a victorious career. last
night by passing a resolution that the
same eligibility rules should apply to the
scrubs as the first team. This will take
five of the best men on the eleven out of
the game. They were men who were not
allowed to go with the first team on the
Colorado trip because of deficiencies
The scrubs scored an easy victory over
the Salt Lake High school Saturday and
were going after the other secondary
schools of the state. but after this body
blow II is not probable that the scrubs
will carry out their plans. Many students
are indignant about the strict enforcement
of the eligibility rules.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
HIGH MEETS OFFICERS TEAM
West Side Boys Working Hard to Be
in Shape for the Ogden
Champions.

The football squad from the local high
school will go to Fort Douglas today TO
play a practice game with the officers
team of the post. The team is composed
wholly of officers, some having been star
performers for West Point Although the
fort eleven is much heavier than the high
school boys, a good, exciting contest is
expected
The red and black squad are working
hard every night on the school campus
under Father" Callahan, learning new
plays and rounding into condition. Every
effort toward perfection is being put forth
for the game with Ogden on the oath OF
this month.
The team is at present suffering from
the loss of the two ends, GALLAGHER and
Harris who are out on account of injury.
Harris has been on crutcheS for a week
and will not be able to return to his posi-
ton for a week. GALLAGHER received a
wrenched back in the Utah scrub game
last Saturday and will also be out for a
week
The remainder of this week will be spent
in heavy scrimmage work. but next week
the training will become lighter in prepar-
alton for the Ogden game.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
OCTOBER 13 IN THE
ANNALS OF SPORT

1s70-Off Sandy Hook. n. Y Yacht
Dauntless beat the Cambria in forty-mile
ocean race.
1S76-George E. C'Rube'D WaddeIl, pitch
err of the St. Louis Browns, born at Brad
ford Pa.
1Ss4-At New York, Dominick McCaffrey
given decision over Charlie Mitchell in
four-round bout.
1S93-The American yacht Vigilant won
the third race in a series of five for the
America cup off Sandy Hook defeating
the British yacht Valkyrie and winning
the match.
Kid Carter in fifteen rounds
1904HAt st. Louis. Tommy Sullivan given
the decision over Abe Attell in five rounds,
winning the feather-weight championship.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
UNITED MINE WORKERS.
Convention at Scranton for the An
thracite District.

Scranton, Pa, Oct. IA convention
of mine workers from the anthracite
district of the United Mine Workers of
America began here today for the pur-
pose of formulating demands to be pre-
scented to the coal operators shortly be-
fore the expiration of the present three
year agreement. The agreemnt, which
is almost identical with the award
made by the strike commission in 1908,
expires in April next.
While there has been no official in
formation given out. il is believed the
miners win not ask for a general in
crease in wages, but will demand ad-
justments where they claim the present
agreement was violated and wages re-
duced.
An eight-hour day for all employees
will. it is said, be one of the principal
demands
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
NO REGRET FOR HER ACT.
New Jersey Woman Kills Man She
Was Forced to Wed.

New Brunswick n. J.. Oct. 12.-That she
was sold for $100 and forced by her father
to marry a man she did not love. was the
statement made today by Alice Juda Mad
elm. who last Saturday shot and killed
Tony Madelin. to whom she was married
four months ago. The girl said she had
no regret for her act.
81 was i'll and lying in bed when he came
in Saturday night" she said. He asked
me why supper was not ready, and l told
him | was not we'll enough to get it.
Then he ordered me to get up and close
window. ] said / could not. and he
struck me, he beat me and kicked me, and
then, taking out his knife. said he would
kill me- | ran around him and got the re-
volver and when he acted as If he would
stab me, l killed him"
The positions of Madelin's body when
found by the police indicated that he had
been deliberately fired upon from the
back while he sat at the supper table. A
knife was found on his body.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
At Louisville.

Louisville, Oct 12.-Results:
First race, six furlOngS-Gold Proof
won, Robin Hood second, Bitter Sir third.
Time, TIA is.
Second race. five and a half furlongs
-Almena won, Splendida second, Brocla
third. Time, 1:0S
Third race, mile and a sixteenth-St
Valentine won, Maid Militant second, Mil
tiades third. Time, 1:46 40.
Fourth race, mile and seventh yards
Pinkola won, Car second, Old Honesty
third. Time. A
Fifth race, five and a half furlongs-
Gerrymander won. Enfield second, Miss
Crittenden third. Time, 1:0S.
Sixth race, mile and seventy yards
Topsy Robinson won, DUnvegan second,
Beau Brummel third. Time, las 9-5.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
At Belmont.

Belmont Park, n. V Oct 12-Results:
First race, six furlongS-Golden Legend
won, Lady Selma second, Sententious
third. Time, lib 3-5.
Second race, steeplechase. about two
and half miles-Jimmy Lane won,
Grandpa second. Time, 5:39 2-5. (Only
two starters)
Third race six furlongs-Therial won,
Wise Mason second. Time, lip 3-5. (Only
two starters.)
Fourth race. mile and a half-Gowan
won Beaucoup second, Pins and Needles
third. Time, 2:32 Is.
Fifth race, seven furlOngs-Falcada won.
Fashion Plate second, Foot Pad third.
Time, % 10.
Sixth race. mile and a quarter Milford
won Whip Top second. Juggler third.
Time, 2:06 is.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
Saved His Boys Life.

my 3year-old boy was badly con-
stipated, had a high fever and was in
an awful condition / gave him two
doses of Foley's Orilo Laxative and
the next morning the fever was gone
and he was entirely well. Foley's ORR
no Laxative saved his life A. VOL
kush Cashier Wis F. J. Hill Drug Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
FUNERAL OF MRS. JONES.

Friends of the late Mrs. Minerva Morris
Jones, who died Wednesday night at
Sparks New, will be received today at
the home of her sister Mrs. Frank j.
Hooking, 57S Second avenue. Funeral
services will be held this afternoon at
clock from tne Eighth ward meeting
house on East Fourth South street, be-
tween State and Second East streets.
Fri pnds are invited to attend.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
FOOTBALL AT MURRAY.
Team Organized With FulIback Jen-
sen in Command.

After showing the state that Murray
was there when il came TO baseball, the
smelter town now proposes to break into
the football game. With this idea in view
a meeting was held recently when Full
back Jensen of last years team was in
duced to go ahead and organize a team.
This has now been done and in a few
days the Murray boys will be out in their
new uniforms, trai:Ing for prospective
games.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
WATER FOR YOUNG PLOT.
Committee Recommends That Petit
ton for Abatement Be Denied.

A petition was before the council last
evening from the Young Family associa-
ton asking that the water rates be re-
bated on the plot of ground wherein is
Brigham Young's grave. The water COM
nittee recommended that the petition be
denied. 1t was decided to lay the matter
over for a week. 1t was stated in the pc
tition that previous city councils had al
ways granted this privilege.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
UTAH HANDICAP
OPENING FEATURE
Big Entry List of High-CIass
Runners Face Starter at Fair
Grounds Tomorrow.

splendid list of entries has been Sc
cured for the Utah handicap the feature
event of the card which will be provided
Tor the opening day of this big race meet
ing. Twenty-Five nominations were made
for this event, and they include many fire.
quent winners at the meetings at Butte
and other Montana points this year as well
as at the California tracks. The weights
which were assigned yesterday are such
as VIII meet with the approval of the
owners, and when the acceptances which
are due at 10 a. m. when entries for ali
the opening days races will close, are
made 1t will be found that a well bal
anced field of good size and class has
been secured for tomorrows event. Here
are the nominations and the weights:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
PROTECTED BY MILITIA.

Spartanburg, S. g, Oct 12.-John Irby.
the negro whose alleged assault. last Sat
urday. upon Miss Leila Dempsey caused
the arousing OF a very strong mob spirit
was taken TO Columbia today under es-
cort of a company of state militia.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13

blood.
dang corupng circulation, of
nouhnt and strength delicate of the skin
continually pouring unhealthy
applications of washes lotions, relieve
itching other discomfort skin troubles and for
be huorden blood
and therefore thorough cleansing of the blood the only
vegetable
the acids impurities thoroughly purifes the
S. has the blood cooled
skin healhfu1 blood
free to all who write SWIFT SPECIFIC co. ATLANTA GA
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
Detroit.

IWO-base hits-CObb, Thomas. Three
base hit-Hofman. Hits off Pfeister-12
in eight innings. Stolen bases-Evers
Steinfeldt, Chance 2, Cobb 2. Rossman
Double plays-Evers to Chance; Hoffman
and Killing; Schaefer and Rossman:
O'Leary, Schaefer and Rossman. Left on
bases-Chicago 3; Detroit g. Bases on
balls-Of Pfeister 3; off Mullin l. Bases
on errors-Chicago 2 Struck out-By
Pfeister l: by Mullin s. Time of game
2:G5. Umpires-O'Day and Sheridan.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13

Entries for tOmorrow's races will close
at 10 o'clock this morning at the secre
tary's office at the track, and the entries
for each days races will close at that
hour
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
DUE TO BASEBALL.

New York Oct 12-Deaths from heart
disease increased last week, due, the
health department physicians say, to the
acute baseball situation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13

Good picture framing at moderate
prices. Large line of framed pictures.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13

This is a formidable entry list and a
field is sure to come from il which will
furnish a splendid contest, especially as
the distance of the race is one and one
siXteenths miles.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13

DR.. Alice Houghton, Osteopath, has
moved her office to IS Mercantile block
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
Denver and Return, s22.50

Via D. s. r G. r. r., Oct. s. good re
turning Oct. 81.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
Kodak Finishing

Salt Lake Photo Supply Co. 142 Main.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13

Fresh Eggs. Family trade our spe-
cialty. Brook Ranch Com. Co., tel.
Main 2o50.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-10-13
Kodak Finishing

Salt Lake Photo Supply Co.. IL. Main.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
A Famous London Tavern.

The Mermaid was the name of a IA
nous London tavern frequented by
noted literary men and actors during
the reign Of Queen Elizabeth. All the
wit and talent of the time assembled
there for cOnvivlal enjoyment. Au-
thOrs have made II the scene of great
mind combats between such men as
Shakespeare, Ben Johnson. Beaumont,
Fletcher Selden, Carew. Donne and
others of reverential memory 1t was
the gathering place Of the celebrated
Mermaid club, the origin of which Is
ascribed to Sir Walter Raleigh. The
Mermaid tavern was located in Bread
street and was handily reached from
three thoroughfares, so that 1t has
been often referred to In various ways.
The Mermaid In Bread street, tile Mer-
maid in Friday street and the Mermaid
in Cheap street were, however. all one
and the same. 1t was the nearest to
Bread street. The Mermaid was de-
stroyed in the great London fire. There
were other Mermaid taverns, one In
Cheapside and another In Cornhill, but
they had no such associations as clung
TO that Of Bread street.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
James Campbell Is Supervising
Erection Of Glass Making
Machine.
HAS DISTINGUISHED CAREER

James Campbell, who is now super
intending the work of installing the
glass making machines in the Star
Glass Co. plant at this place aud remod-
cling the plant, was at one time state
Factory Inspector. Smull's Legislative
Hand Book OF 1898 contains a blograph-
ical sketch of Mr.. Campbell, from which
we copy the following
flames Campbell moved to Pittsburg
in 1868 and followed the business OF
glass blowing until appointed to the
position of State Factory Inspector by
Governor Hastings in January, 1893.
He has always taken a great interest
in the eIwelfare aud advancement OF this
fellow workers. in glass and they nave
honored him with several positions OF
responsibility. From 1882 to 1888 he
was a member of the General Executive
Board of the knights Of Labor. He
was president Of the Window. Glass
Workers Assembly No. 300, knights OF
Labor. for over four years, and for three
years was president of the Universal
Federation of the Window Glass Work
ers of the World embracing the coun-
tries of America, England, Belgium,
France aud Italy For while both OF
these positions were held at the same
time. While occupying the latter he
presided at conventions to advance the
interests Of the window glass workers
held at Charleroi, Belgium, and at st.
Helsn's, England"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
Notice to Stockholders.

Reynoldsville, Pa, Dec. 10, 1908.
Notice is hereby given that the reg
ular annual meeting of the Jefferson q
Clear6eld Coal g. Iron Company will be
held at the company's Office In Reyn-
oldsville, Pa, on Tuesday, January 10,
1890. at 1000 a. N. for the purpose OF
electing a Board Of Directors for the
ensuing year and the transaction OF
such othor business as may come before
the meeting.
LUCIUs W. ROBINSON, Pres.
LEWIS IsELIN, Secretary.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
EX-State Factory Inspector
Is Now In ReunOIdSVille
THE 0PSONIc TEST.
What II Showed the Man Who Smoked
a Great Deal.


His friends knew that he would rath-
er miss half an hour Of play than
cut short his after dinner cigar, and
they were astonlshed wheY ne an
nounced that he had quit smoking.
"Whats the trouble?" he was asked
"Opsonic test" he replied gloomily.
"What I'm the world Is thatW
"Tve been run down Of late and feel
ing pretty blue. AS there is consump-
tion in my family, consulted a spe-
cialist. He said didn't have the dis
ease yet, but he would tell me what
my chances were Of getting 1t. We
are constantly breathing tuberculosis
germs, he explained, but healthy blood
has the power to destroy them. So he
took drop of my blood and inocu-
lated It with a certain number of
germs. In half an hour he examined
1t under the microscope and found that
only half as many germs had been
killed as should have been the case.
Normal, healthy blood is said to have
an opsOnic test of 100, so my test was
only so. He advised me to build up
my strength by sanitary living-lots OF
fresh air day and night, plenty of
sleep, wholesome food and moderation
In work and pleasure"
"Where does smoking come in"
"He said that tobacco had an eX-
traordinary effect in decreasing the
power of the blood to destroy germs.
Some men who smoke a great deal
have an opsonic test of zero-that IS,
their blood has no effect whatever on
germs. am fond of my cigar, but
, when specialist levels an Opsonic
test all cooked and primed at your
head and says, Tobacco or your life,
what are you going to do but throw up
your hands T'-New York Tribune.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
oriain of the Word "Boaus.r

The word "bogus" is said by DR.. Ogil-
vie to be derived from Boghese, the
name of a notorious American swindler
who about the year 1885 flooded the
western and southwestern states with
counterfeit bills, sham mortgages. etc.
Others coalect the word with "bogy," a
scarecroIsbr goblin, and so applied to
anything fictitious or chimerlcal.
Lowell IN the 4Biglow Papers" says:
81 more than suspect the word to be a
corruption Of the French bogasse."
This bogasse was the sugar cane as
delivered In its dry, crushed state from
the mill, also called can trash and fit
only for burning, being synonymous
with useless rubbish.
Again, according to Brewer, there Is
in French argot or thieves slang a
word "bogue," which signifies the rind
of a green hestnut or the case Of a
watch, and this also brings us to the
idea of an outward seeming without
any solid or reputable foundation
Kansas City Journal.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
Annual Meeting.

Rey aoldsville, Pa, Dec. l5, 1905.
Notice is hereby given that the regu-
lar annual meeting of the stockholders
of the Reynoldsville & Falls Creek
Railroad Company will be held at the
Company's Office in Reynoldsyille, Pa,
on Tuesday, January 10, 1909, at 1000
a. m. for the purpose Of electing Pres
ident and Board Of Directors for the
ensuing year, and the transaction OF
snch other business as may properly
come before the meeting.
LUCIUS W. ROBINSON, Pres.
B. M. CLARK, Sec.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
Shareholders Meeting.

Reynoldsville, Pa, Dec. 9th, 1908.
The regular annual meeting OF the
shareholders OF the Peoples National
bank, Reynoldsville, Penna., for the
election of directors for the ensuing
year and for the transaction OF any
other business that may properly come
before it, will be held at its banking
house on Tuesday, January 18th, 1909,
at 400 p. m. F. K. ALEXANDER,
Cashier.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16

mohMH ywhgmw They m h hd M hwhmuh
nmbm gtw mykh um
mm%nhw knH ny b dw gD hmyna Fortunate
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
Annual Meeting of Stockholders.

The regular annual meeting OF the
stockholders OF the Citizens National
bank of Reynoldsville will be held in
their banking rooms on Tuesday, JAN
nary II, 1909, at 1.3O p. M. for the
purpose Of electing directors for the
ensuing year, and for the transaction
Of any other business that may proper
iy come before that body.
]. W. HUNTER, Cashier.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
Stockholders Meeting.

The regular annual meeting Of the
stockholders OF the First National
Bank Of Reynoldsville, Pa, for the
election Of directors for the ensuing
year and for the transaction OF any
other business that may properly come
before it, will be held in the Banking
Room on Tuesday, January 18th, 1909,
at 900 p. m. K. G. SCHUCKERs,
Cashier.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
. In a Bad WAY.

Here Is n doctor who says you
mustn't eat when you're worried"
"But suppose you're always worried
for fear you amt goin' to get anything
to eat tY'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
Unsettled.

Skinner-Good morning, ma'am. Did
you ever see anything SO unsettled as
the weather has been lately? Mrs.
Hashley-well, there's your board bill.
Mr.. er.-Phladelphla Inquirer.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1908-12-16
Couldn't Scream.

~ was afraid you'd scream when
kissed you"
next room and would have heard me-"
Houston Post.