The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-06-28
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N Ns 1x f4kL Ms AAmSTmeAS. How sweetly chime the sabpaln bells this morning In this Heavenly Town. Fishing for compliments may be in- duiged in at all ssasohs'
 what viii you betr she asked MY lips against yours" he replied other h Hssvsn-or at least our cred itorst
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 About the nrIt thing | woman will sSk as "sN st. Petsr @ where to sst souvenir post-cards.
 A girl baby ssuslly ,:aFns pss,, to .,Is1s tslss to her through lifA
 rne grocer and butcher prefer . man who has settled. wsys.
 You are supposed to talk to the man.  s.dsI.. sSE a,ss ass .. se issg :sE .aa Hs y sss symphony of q sweethearts dreamP f' %f
 EIollering Houston has race Siet. prostrations on an average every dayi Marcelied Montgomery will have. noth- ing but canned strawberries and eon. SsIssd Sss srss rssSsr t ossst asss sR1s srn ts perature of yesterdav and makes life In Better Beauteous Bonanzafide Buf- falo preferable. to life In any other place east Of Faraaise. = SuHaio News.
 "Trying to make both ends rnAes has made many man crooked. says quently . tortueus pFocess-wRiehmond New s-Leader. . The buase man knows : sood thing Many an elevator boy has startea st the bottom and suddenly gone rixht LID In the world
 MT. Taft says his wife is ruler of bis family, Imagine q great pis hunk cf hun,anity like that being hosssd ev . North Wales, Pa. has donkey that chews tobacco" says an exchange. We would hasten to ask' Does he save the tagss -t
 A western couple had their mar riage recorded in . paonograph. n q few years you'll hear of . smashed phonogFaDh in that family.
 The Bufraio News calls 1t ',dazesilsd bfue-eyed biondeS affect this style of
 T s SsESssag Sur snt Ssmsss hew puSa fosa wiss mar6slie wave than those ola maids who part their hair in the middle and paste 1t down on each side tFyiug % catch Q drumnnsr In Benignted buK- saloi
 And just thlnlx. come of the papers are stin refsrFtnS to ". ,. H' as tns hey oEater'F
 when you pick up . bottle of cham pagne ana drink fo the eyes of the pFetty chorus-giri On the other side of tse tseousR ssR'' fcrtysssys aiftersnt aapds to bringlt to its state of essssful snervsa- cancAl er
 tPass the beer,
 why does 2 girl kiss 2 phetognaph n that foolish way when nobody Is
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 That'p whatt When the asphalts soft and mvshy and there's hot air In your faco--s when each room Is like furnace and
 its sizzling every place. "hfs isr SSSiiis %hiis iHs For iss cola cola dri1Es Sou It's hot
 That's whatl when you crawl upon an ice-caIxs
 while your breath is in short when you envy the cool peek a-bOe with burning fervtd glance-- l When the sidewalk is 90 warm tt burns your feet and makes you dancs--- That's whati
 Have you a lump of ice in your pecketa
 Montgomery. June 6, 1908. DFiftwood-You want to knew Why a gsrl shuts her eyes when she kisses daws of the soul. And she cunning | Iy closes them to keep her sweetheaFt from seeing how much that she really enjoys the heavenly bliss in the way Of a long loving kiss.
 Dear Friend-Tell them that you arc would like for "thenn" to show you as ~'" = '''' 'U Yours Truly. Driftwood! Driftwood! I've been wish Thaf Phil Armstrong would tell me If the New Parisian sheath Skirt Is the Peek-a.boO shirt waists Af-
 Yours truly.