Arizona republican., 1908-01-05


Concerning the Inquest on the Late
Flush Times.)
TIL Cheef queschun now before tn
Country is ::Who Done it?" Before
/ tn Ekko of tn Crash Dide away tn
I Friends of President Roosefelt all arose
up an SEE "Th' President Never Done
ii. He never Touched a Thing. This
here Finanshle Crisus came on Spon-
tanyous like a Earthquake"
TIL other fellers they SEE Whose
been Acoosin' President ROOSEVELT or
anybody else of bein' at tn Bottom of
this here Kittyclism? We don't know
whether tn President done it or not,
but it's Almity Shure at somebody
Done it. This here kind OF Jolts like
we been havin' don't come fun no.
where's. The: amt like TIL Wind
which tn Bible SEE Cummeth when it
Listeth an no man don't know Whents
il Cummeth an whittier 1t Goth.
Somebody or another we amt sayin'
who. has put Rollers under tn Pros
perry we been Pilin' up an sent it
Skiddooin'. We don't say at tn Pres
dent or anybody else done it but as we
sed, we don't Bleeve none at they is
HlNu q AlllllS DIS AOlllbuS-
chun. We remember at fer tn last
yeer or more tn PRESIDENTS been seen
in tn Vicinity of our Prosperity, an he
was Coshuned at he better keep away
or less he'd Jar sumthin Loose. Mebbe
It was Somebody else. but we don't
remember seem Nobody else around"
Mister Taft he saz Il know II wasn't
tn President. ] wasn't in tn Country
at tn time but when l left tn Pres
dent he wasn't dom Nothin' cept try
in to Convert tn Truss TO Chrischan-
ity an tryin' to get tn Corprashuns to
go off an Babtize theirself an Iced
Diffrunt Lie. He was Invitin' al tn
Welthy Manufacturers. cept Eddard
II. Hartman to come in an be Saved.
but Mister Hartman, he seq. was too
Fur gone. He had committed a on
pardCnable Sin an would hat to be
lost. That's evry Blessed thing tn
President was dom when / seen him
last an | never heerd at he ever done
nothin' more Vilent You'll haf to look
furder fer tn Coz Of this here Collaps."
TIL Other Fellers. they seq: Mr.
Taft, 1t don't Rely make no Diffrunce
now, who done It, but sence We amt
got Nuthin' Else on hands jist now,
we wudden't mind Gettin' your Vues
about what started tn Pannick. Meb-
be it's so at the wasn't nobody to
Blame, but it shure got a Start some
ers or it wndden't be here Now"
Mister TAFT he SCI: "Of coarse.
they's more or less Cess work about
any Diagnosis at mite be Made of
this here Debilitous Condishun of tn
rr7fr hut f1ra-.sc. Lots Of fnfnue faf
mite q BrOt Il on besides President
Rooseyfelt. We was a gettin' Rich too
fast Everybody had work at High
Wages. Crops was good at Unheerd-
OF Prices. They was more Cattel an.
Sheep n they was ever before. an tn
Demand fer 'em was Increesin. Tn
Getting crop had Broke all Reckerds
fer tn size OF it an tn Price. All tn
Factries was runnin' Mite an Day an
sill they was a gettin' Covered up
Deeper an Deeper with Orders. TIL
RaIerodes cudden't begin to handle tn
Bizness an they was Bildin' Branches
and moo Rodes in ever Direckshun
Ctilizin most all tn Laber they was.
SOS at IL Farmers cudden't hardly
get no Help TO take care OF their Crops
Things cudden't go on this away with
out Dustin. That's ProSemly tn Coz
Of t. Panrick.
I've heerd also, but l don't know
whether its so o. not at tn Licker
Intrusts or tn COuntr. was embar-
raised b. tn Moo an Cunsoomin thirst
of Gentleman fun Injianny. You
cudden't expect things to Keep up
when tn Life Blud Of tn Countr- was
bein Drained awa- in tn seductif
Disgize CO Cock Tales"
LITTLE JAMES.