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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-06-10
FORTY SIXTH YEAR.
TIPPE1T'.I-.rS.

The greatest bargains the largest stock wall papers We
all sG ws ~ do %g well es Pay
ton wall paper Pedders with sample books we nav nave @
need no more no less pay you sets
per roll up to the goods charge for borders
@ a;e sober so eb
You stock of Lace curta1s ms. en-
sd sy ss ad n ssrp 5sd g n S5
$Iaoo. No carries such stock in TINS CITY, as We d e m
sell prices others pay goods where they buy from
dry goods jobbers
Window all grades from the Felt spring gro rollers
up to grades in oil and linen; we are keeping IN
those special goods heretofore IN TINS
You can get you when want itat PPetes
Go beautes Styles manufactured by the best
firm in the u. ST. Heywoods goods from 500 to 5000
the cSeap China goods at - up
novelties at 35c hese patterns sell in the cities at 05cts
our e oxra room size rugs japanese Brussels $1,000
Our6 ft Japanese rugs at $I.4S
Our Japanese mating rugs at 75cs
Our inoleum at As cts :, ;+ho,+ doubt
@ o& 5 lace fass to soo at S per- pal pair any any place ou CO.
Oak dressers, square glass at $5.9S
Oak chiffoniers at ss.98
Fodna IRON couches and beds including
F6,sG,tt ,to.l;I to $40 oh,;r. &,o8
Kitchen cabinets all makes and prices.
Iron and beds from the cheapest to the finest d.
combination book cases, sectional book cases.
Fine bed lounges and couches, SO 90. h;a
Curtain poles trimmed complete, in mahogany OAK or "'ee
enameled three for 25cts e. 80 1,
only, $1,000 worth regular $500 ,7,,.;
We are we'll equipped in the Furniture and Undertaking
business carry large complete stock and you can always
depend on getting Just you when come after
we own our own Funeral cars botn "he
nd Hack Skilled licensed Our prices have al
ways esonab in fact have
in need of anything this line give call and we w nave
the opportunity showing you that no one Just nan as
two We are always prepared answer calls promptly, and
render of service will go any place bad weather or
Good nipht or day calednot otherwise our services
are you have send worwe will M not % eomG
that th deceased made special etc. nor nave we
Doctors or Others Interested in behalf as agents or
for money or political Iippes goods are always ghti
YOU can depend what they tell false impressions or
misrepresentation. - 80 ,a ,nd oer-
e line of goods Headquarters for porch and furniture
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WR Ward, of Dyersburg, Tenn,
writes: "This is to certify that l
have used Foley's Orino Laxative
for chronic constipation, and it has
proven without a doubt to be a
thorough practical remedy for this
trouble, and it is with pleasure 1
offer my conscientious reference" /"
For sale by all druggists.
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Tom, Promise

t0Tom, you ask me to be your
vife-to give you my heart, my all:
Think well of what you say and tell
me if you will grant me one small
favor"
Anything you ask, my lovo." =,
"Then promise me that you Will
never smoke another cigar as long
O. you live"
II promise, dear" o.,
"And doesn't it cost you pan,g
"Not pang. I'd rather smoke q
Oipe any day."-London Tatler.
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Woman.

The best way to manage woman Is
not to try it.-Atlanta Georgian.
The reason girl believes you love
her ia because she doesn't see how you
can help it.-Ncw York Press.
woman's power is for rule. not tor
battle. and her Intellect Is not for In
ventlon or creation, but for sweet or
derIng. arrangement and decision
RnSkIn.
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con,umpllvo. Made Comfortable.

Foley'O Honey and Tar has ouT'
ed many oaSes of incipient con
sumption and. eyenin, the advanc
ed stagss AffoEdsi comfort and re
lief. Refuse any but the genuins
Foley's, Honey and Tar. Sold by
all druggiBtO.
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Do Good TO The Living

! How sad it is when we stand
by the newly made grave of a
| dear one who is sleeping beneath
the little mound before us, If we
can recall bitter words we have
said about them willis they were
living.
IirHow glad we are now to over
look all the little faults we have
known about them and TO praise
every virtue they possessed: o,
how glad we would be if I'VE could
Iiust blot out all the unking things
we qaye said about theml We
are conscious of the dead oho 8
| forgiveness, but how deep is the
lremorse that wounds us. How
glad we would feel if we could
remember of having placed roses
along the departed ones pathway
|instead of cruel thorns to pierce
their feet. Perhaps it is wife or
mother, husband or father, broth
er or sister, or likely neighbor,
the feeling is the same. oh, if l
had only held my tongue! IT /
had known you were to die so
soon! Too late now, now, my
friend may God forgive you.
No use to repent now with bit
ter tears, as far as the dead are
concerned. They are gone from
you and this life forever. The
opportunity is gone. Bid good
bye to the grave beside you. l
trust Gods dear hands have heal
ed all the cruel wounds your
thorns have made and have wip-
ed all tears from the departed
ones eyes
Ask God to forgive you and to
give you strength to wound no
more. If you have willing hands
God will give you work to do.
The poor discouraged one needs
Just kind word or two to give
him new strength.
Perhaps malicious tongues have
cast dark suspicion on your
neighbor. If fitis untrue can you
not set that ones name Alright?
Or will you stand by and see a
character crushed beneath the
drift of suspicion and darkness?
IF one has fallen can you not try
to lift him up? Or will you let
him go on, unnoticed, down the
road to ruin? BY all means try
to lift him up and God will re-
plenish the fuel in your soul that
will help you on to heaven.
Last, but not least, could you
not forget to speak the hasty
word that drives the thorn into
the loving heart?
Ask God to make you sweet
tempered and keep you so. Try
to strew roses and not thorns Tor
each others feet.
Place a rose on my pathway
Somewhere on the road of life;
If you have q rose to give,
Oh, do not wait until Pm dead
Let me see its beauty while l
live.
When death shall close my eyes
to sleep
Don't wreathe my grave in flow
Oh, give to others who yet re-
main to weep
That they may help charm their
lonely hours.
Beautiful wreaths though you
may bring,
[ can not know when Pm dead;
If you have one small white
rose to give
Oh, give it while 1 live.
Ifyou have nothing but thorns
to give
oh, keep them till I'm dead;
They can not pierce me then,
When Pm sleeping in that mar
row bed.
MARY j.. LAKE.
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You Should Know This.

Foley's Kidney Remedy will
cure any CASE of kidney or Bladder
trouble that is not beyond the
reach of medicine. No medicine
oan do more. For sale by all drug.
,gists.
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Mrs. Coils P. Huntington, of
New York, has purchased the
Paris house of the late Barren
Hirsch in the Avenue Gabriel.
The price is said to have been
S600O,OOO.
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Mike and Pat were two Irish
friends and Democrats. One day
Mike learned that Pat had turn
ed Socialist. This grieved and
troubled Mike, who said: "Pat,
/ don't understand this Socialism
What is it now?"
"It means dividing up your
property equally" said Pat. "Tis
this way. FL had two million
dollars I'd give you million and
keep million myself-see?"
"And if you had two farms,
Pat, what would you dor"
"I'd divide up, Mike. I'd give
you one and I'd keep one."
"And if you lad two pigs, Pat,
would you share those too"
"Now, Mike, you go to thumb
er! You know Pv got two pigs"
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Killed By Lightning.

George Martin, living between
Hancock and Warfordsburg, was
killed by lightning Sunday,while
he was sitting under an apple
tree. When the storm came up
two other companions with him
rrmarked about the danger from
lightning and went into the house
nearby. Martin said he would
stay where he was, and, it is said,
he wished the lord would strike
him with lightning. In a few
minutes sharp flash from tho
skies struck the apple tree, kill
ing Martin instantly. He was
aged about 35 years and was an
eccentric character. Sometimes
he indulged in religious work and
was sort of local preacher. Sew
eral years ago he got in an alter
cation in Hancock and dashed
through the town tlourishing o
big knife. He was considered
harmless. lie had a mania flor
buying old horses and buggies at
sales and could be seen on the
roads most any time driving in
n queer old -Sherperdstown
Register.
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A Din at Him,

"IIow do you do. MIR. Pompus7" said
Chumley.
"Really." began Mr.. Pompus frigid-
ly. "you-er-haVe the advantage OF
me-"
apparently have. Your manners
are as bad as you'd have me believe
your memory to be-" = Philadelphia
Press
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Without An Enemy.

Heaven held the man who I'M
AGNES he can dodge enemies by
trying to please everybody. IL
such an individual ever succeeded
we should be glad of it-not that
one should be going through the
world training to find beams to
knock and thump his head against
disputing every mans opinion,
fighting and elbowing and crowd
ing .all who differ from him.
That, again is another extreme.
Other people have their opinions
80 have you; don't fall into the
error of supposing they will res-
pect you more for turning your
coat every way to match the col
ors of theirs.
Wear your own colors in spite
of wind or weather. 1t costs the
vacilIating and irresolute ten
tunes the trouble to shuttle and
twist than it does honest, manly
independence to stand it's ground.
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In Greenland.

"Are you able to sleep all through
the nightT'
mo: have to get up about once
week and wind that blamed old eight
dny eloek. k."-Denver News-Ttmaa.
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We are fully open and will be
glad to have you como and inspect
our stock. Uhrig, The Jeweler.
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1t is always cheering in these
days to think that maybe it won't
rain tomorrow.
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READ THESE CRUSHING
PRICES.

CLOTHING BARGAINS.
Mems pantO. worth 81 25, at $50.
Mems busineGS pants, worth So.
at SO oentO.
Mems fine pants. worth $500. at
SLAB.
Mems dress pants. worth $4.Oo. at
$1.85.
Meme custom. made pants, worth
$5 90, at $24
Mems tailor-mRde pants. worth
sc 90. at $2.83.
Mems suits. worth $3.50. at SO 48
Meds Cassimere snits. worn $40.
at $4.88.
Mems fine Oassim ere suits. worth
$l2.5f. at 1928.
Mems fine custom made suits,
worth $l5, at STAB.
Meme all-wool WoTSted cults,
worth $1,000, at $863.
Mems all wool hand tailored
suits, worth $22 90. at 993
Mens fine all-wool Satin lined
hand. tailored suite. worth $25.OO
at $1219.
LADIES SUITS AND SKIRT.
Ladies' suits. worth SIG 80. at
$7.83.
Ladies' suitS.. worth $3.50. at
$8.63
Ladies' suits. worth $4,000. at
$9.87.
Ladies' suite. worth $1,000. at
$1O.98.
Ladies suite. worth $25.oO, at
$l2l9
Ladies' skirts. worth $500. at
81 90.
Ladies' skirts. worth So 100. at
$2.48.
Ladies' skirt0a worth Sc so. at
$2.98.
Ladies' okirtS. worth $3.50. at
$3.48.
Ladies' skirts. worth So so. at
|
Ladies' skirts, worth $1,000. at
$4 83.
Ladies' skirts. worth $3.50. at
$5.93.
Ladies vaistS. worth 81 so. at
20 oents,
Ladies' watOts, worth 50 90, at
90 Cents.
Ladies waistS. worth 50 so, at
81 %.
Ladies' waists. worth So 90. at
$1.49.
Ladies' elk waiStsi worth 81 90,
at $I.99.
Ladies' elk wAiOts, worth $5 90,
al $2.48.
Lsdies4 elk waists. sWorth Sc 90,
So 293.
Ladies pilk Jumper suits worth
$13 SO, at SO 90.
Ladies' silk Jumper suits. worth
$500. at $7.83.
Ladies' elk Jumper suits, worth
$500, at $500, att$8.63.
Three hundred ladies wash suits
worth $500. at $l.98.
An go on through the line. you
will find bargain after, bargain.
Nothing TeServed, as our building
has only been leased for four days.
so everything must be sold. Look
for the large red sign,
h. d. MINOES. Adiuster.
Railroad fare paid with every
purchase of $1,000 or moro. MeT-
chants desiring to fill up for the
coming season will find this mon,
ey saver. If possible, come in the
| nnYnino
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THE WIFE.


dom and courage, strength, hope
and endurance. A bad one is con
fusion, weakness, discontinue
aud despair. No condition is
hopeless when the wife possesses
frmness, decision, energy and
economy. THERE'S no outward
prosperity which can counteract
lindolence,fo folly, and extravaganza
at home. No spirit can long re-
sist bad domestic influence. His
home must be to him aplace of
lrepose, of peace, of cheerfulness,
/ of comfort, and his soul renews
it's strength and again goes forth
with fresh vigor, to encounterth
labor and troubles of the world.
Every welded pair might, be
Happy did, they but bear each
Others burdens, and strive with
half the zeal they sometimes ex-
ert to make each other miserable,
to contribute to each others mu-
tual happiness.
Every farmer who provides
himself beautiful home,
surrounded by green lawns and
winding paths, n we'll cultivated
farm, and all that makes life
pleasant, is a blessing to any
neighborhood. Were there no
tramps, no paupers, but if all
classes could be induced by prop
er training to become ssself-reliant
citizens, useful first to themselves
and Indirectly to their fellows, by
bearing each his share of the
worlds progress, The millennium
would be on It's way hither.
now TO MAKE A GOOD WIFE UNHAPPY
See your wife as seldom aspos-
slble. If she is warm hearted and
cheerful in temper, or if, after a
days or weeks absence, she
meets you with a smiling face
and in an uftectionate manner, be
sure to look coldly upon her and
answer her with monosylables. LII
she forces back her tears and is
resolved to look cheerful sit down
and gape IN her presence, till she
is fully convinced of your indif-
ference. Never think you have
anything to do to make her hap
py, but that her happiness is to
flow from gratifying your cap
rices, and when she has done all
a woman cad do, be, sure you do
not. appear gratitied. Never take
an interestin any ofher pursuits;
and if she asks your advice, make
her feel that she is troublesome
and impertinent. If she attempts
to rally you good naturedly on
any of your peculiarities, never
Join in the laugh but frown her
into silence. If she has faults
(Which without doubt, she will
have, and perhaps may be ignor~
ant of never attempt with kind
ness to correct them, but continr
ually obtrude upon her ears:
"What good wife Mr.. Smith
hasp, "How happy Mr.. Smith ie
with his wife," "Any man would
he happy with such wife," In
company never seem to know
you have wife," Treat all her
remarks with Indifference. Be
very attable and complainant to
every other lady. If you follow
these directions, you may lie GER
tain of an obedient and heart
broken wife.
Mr.. John S. Knopp, who re-
Gently sold out his dairy business
lin North Point Pleasant, has
moved back to his farm in Rob-
inson district.
DIR. Will Ell. Stone has decided
to erect cement block building
on his lot on Sixth street. Sam
| Hutton has the contract to furnish
the blocks and Will Fowler the
contract for the erection.
| -----------
After those thieves held up and
robbed the passengers of an Ohio
river packet, it is supposed that
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81 suppose, Pat, since your late
employer was q millionaire, he
had grand funeral"
"Faith, an he did not. He had
only wan hearse, like the rest of
us."
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An exchange says that Secretary
Taft is no peanut politician. No;
he surely is in the Watermelon
Olass.
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After those thieves held up and
robbed the passengers of an Ohio
river packet, tits supposed that
pulled the beil.cord iand jumped
off at a lonely spot along the line
in the time-honored way.
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Cheer up! june is generally a
very we'll behaved month.
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DIR. Will I'll. Stone has decided
to erect cement block building
on his lot on Sixth street. Sam
Luton has the contract to furnish
the blocks and Will Fowler the
contract for the erection.
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Mr.. John S. Knopp, who re-
Gently sold out his dairy business
in North Point Pleasant, has
moved back to his farm in Rob-
inson district.
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DAMAeEDl
BY Smoke only.

The Cincinnati Mercantile CO.,
manufacturers Of mons boys and
childTen's clothing. ladies' tailored
suits. skirts. silk jumper OnitS and
waistg, located at 242, 244, 246.
West 9Th St. Cincinnati. Ohio,
was damaged to the extent Of 9l75,.
10000. The Insurance 90, and
the owners of the Stook failed to
agree as to tho actual loss, so the
New York WTeOkaRe and Salvage
90. purchased the entire stock at
81 cents on thG dollar. Part of this
mammoth otopk. conSiSting of
mems. toy0 and ohildFen'1 cloth.
ing, ladies tAiloTed suite. skirts.
elk jumper suits and waistg, this
seasons styles. has been shipped to
Point Pleasant. w. Va. and plao-
ed in the large store Eoom- on Main
stTest' between 3Fd and 4th. in,the-
Franklin building, near Spencer
Hotel, and next door to Fileon
Bros. hardware store. and will be
sold to the people of this and ad
joining oountieB at less than the
appraised value THE Great Dam
aged by Smoke Sale will com.
menoe Wednesday, June 10th. and
will continue four days only, Wed
nesday, ThuTsdsy. Friday and Sat-
uIday; June 10, IL. IL and 13.mak.
ing this. the gTeAtest four days sale
ever inauguratedin Point Pleasant
The Jasper news., 1908-01-30
Loves Service.

The highest service of love is not
to console but to inspire, not to COM
fort but to stimulate. He loves best
who demands and secures the highest
from the loved one. The mother loves
her child most divinely. not when she
surrounds him with comfort and antici-
pates his wants. but when she reso-
lutely holds him to the highest stand
ards and Is content with nothing less
than his best. The Immortality of love
shines In home, not when blindness
shuts the eyes of the mother and wife.
but when the clear-sightedness of her
love reveals itself in the greatness OF
her demands and expectations. It is a
fable that love is blind; passion ia
often blind. but love never. They who
love are sometimes blind to the faults
OF those for whom they care. but not
because they love them. When love
has its way, 1T grows more clear-sight.
cd as it becomes deeper and purer.
Fortunate the man whose wife
stands not for his satisfactlon, but
Tor his aspiration-a visible witness to
the reality Of his ideal. and unflinch-
jngiy loyal not only to him but 10 e.
Msmiltpn Kright Msl,ls h a q 90
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ITCHING HuMoR ON BOY
He Hands Were Solid Mass, and
Disease Spread All Over Body
Cured In 4 Days BY cutieura.

zone day we noticed that our little
boy was all broken out with itching
sores. We first noticed 1t on his little.
hands. His hands were not as bad
then, and we didn't think anything
serious would result. But the next day
we heard Of the Cuticura Remedies
being SO good for itching sores. By
this time the disease had spread all
over his body, and his hands were
nothing but a solid mass Of this Itch.
ing disease. I purchased box of Cuti.
cura Soap and one box Of Cuticura
Ointments and that night'I took the
Cuticura Soap and lukewarm water
and washed him we'll Then I dried
him and took the Cuticura Ointment
and anointed him with 1t. did this
every evening and in four nights he
was entirely cured. Mrs. Frank DON
ahue, 20s Fremont ST., Kokomo, Ind,
Sept. 16, 1907"
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Hopeless Case.

Evangelist Torrey, who prides him.
self upon the number Of his converts,
met one hardened sinner in Chicago
whom he failed to convert. The min
lister had been preaching to tent full
of people. He had described the vices
Of the rich, and had pointed Biblical
analogies at their luxuries. One man
in the back of the tent had seemed
to be much interested. He leaned
forward to catch every word. Tor
rey, taking the interest to mean
approaching conversion, redoubled his
efforts. "The road to hell is lined
with vintage, wine, beautiful women
and fine automobiles" he exclaimed.
With sigh as Of relief. the man in
the back Of the tent arose. ooh,
death, where is thy sting?" he said.
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BEYOND eLlMlrs OF. PATIENCE.
Explanation Satisfied Policeman That
S Punishment Was DUE 5%

8 Policeman fsnetrsm,. of the Tebdsrs
.Ioin precinct; saw an old man beating
d smaII boy on Seventh avenue re.
Gently ina fashionsthat reminded the
officer of the happy days when he used
to beat it from the parental beating.
so with a cheerful smile, having chill
dren Of his own, the policeman ap-
preached the old man.
'Listen," replied the nah; "half an
hour ago ] sent Isaac to the delicates-
sen. I.gave him two quarters, ono
with which to, buy bread, the other
to buy fish. And now he comes back
and says he wants to know which
quarter is for the fish and which for
the bread. Is it enough?"
ut is" replied Kneirem.--New Yorl
World.
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sNo EHLEssIMo FOR Her. !,
Disappointed Younsster Disseminated
In His Prayer.

Forsseveral, weeks, little Ralph had
enjoyedzthe use of a Shetland pony:
the property OF a horse dealer who
was Efrfend Of the family But much
to RalphP sorrow, there came day
recently when the pony was sold, and
the delightful horseback rides came
to q afsiiddenS end. The purchaser, as
Ralph found out by, inquiry, was a
little girl Of about his own mature
age Of. five. Ever since his acquaint-
ance with the pony began, Ralph had
Included him in his bedtime prayer,
and God bless the pony" was an
earnest nightly petition. The first
evening after the sale of the pony,
Ralph hesitated when he reached his
pets place in the prayer. Then, after
a moment,s thought, he continued:
Please. God, bless the pony just
the sarhe; but, God. don't you bless
the little girl what's got the pony"
The Jasper news., 1908-01-30
Catarrh Cannot Be cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach
the seat Of the disease Catarrh is blood or const
tutona disease and in order it you must take
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken In
ternally, and acts directly the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not quack medi
cine. 1t prescribed by one of the best
IN this country for years and 10 regular prescription
II is composed OF the best tonics known, combined
With the best blood pnrihers acting directly the
two ingredients is what produces such wonderful re-
suits In curing catarrh. Send for testimonials, free
+. j; CHENEY CO., Props., Toledo, o
Sold by Drnggists. price TIC.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.