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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08
STATE PRESS
Honesty AYniild lit1i,cl.

-
Despite the fact that the Rev. Or. r. w
| sMIaccllough, pastor of the First Baptis,
/ Ghurch. OF Middeto~n, N. y. condemned
| progressive euchrc playing for prizes as
| Ehmbling and called upon the policc 70
unrest members II they persisted In carrying
ou- their plans the sewing club, composed
OF young society women OF the city, held It's
. NV women were present and that the affair
was success. they say, was largely due to
re advertising Pastor MacCulough gave II.
- - MacCulough has resigned.-Alexandrla
Not Alone.
Mr. Bryan recently said, "thcre arc three
pesItions IN my life TINT Mt different times
aspired to; first ] wanted to be preach
e. O., Then Il farmer. and then lawyer" He
u9es seem to. have hard luck In getting
M yn ne wants In this world.-Norfolk
Ledger Dispatch.
To Hc Deprecated.
we concur with the Frederlcksburr Free,
q. ,,si,tn at he manner In which of the
80 , ,,..s ~ conducting the congressional
,rn,a, IN The Eighth District is to be de-
Observation-Disclosures Progress.
All Over.
~ ~ al recent figuring William j. Bryan
sihi NJ ;, iar and away every presidential pos
s,iipuity named by Democrats. His nou,ina
ali "a ~ peins conceded as a sure thing on
81 s'ues.-staunton Leader
nocs Not Work on Bear.
EN-. nc police OF wilkcsbarre. Pa. have ar
g, 80, ~ pear on the charge of drunkenness
dnt - -, tor the recent victory over local
News. stase.--Harrlsonburg
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

the Bristol Herald Courier aesrns
that the average primey&i ogste- w4s
a foot long. Biologists agree. how
ever. that in those days tns sgs.sgs
Old Virginia oyster was two ZEE. 7Dag,
and up.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Ont in Dismal Des Moines men XIII
themselves when the home-team loses
Here in Royal Richmond. where re-
sides the amazing ball-team. we sci.
dom have TO face such contingency.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

A Cleveland man beat his wife be-
cause she had not spoken to him for
three months, II the silly ass ever
dies. the lady will have little trouble
in attaching a husband bright enough
10 know when he is well off.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

a doctor in Willainous Washington
has been arrested for breaking snto
his old patients house with 3ifnay.
Why should the simpieton have
thoEght that Jimmy was any sprer
that bill-head:
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08
rresen. Was Absent.

Mamma: well, Edith. how did you like
the Kindergarten"
Edith; II didn't like +, bit. The teach
81 put me on chair and told me to sit
there for the present. And / sat and sat
and she never gave me the present."-Chi-
cGgo News.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08
Only Wanted a Chance.

Servant: You'll have TO call again"
Collector: That's what you said yester-
day"
Servant: But Mr.. Skinner Is too i'll to
talk to you to-day"
Collector: "You needn't worry about
that. I'll do all the alking.-Philadel-
phia Press.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Where is the lonesomest place on
earth?" asks q contemporaries. We shall
be glad to answer as soon as we can
ascertain aust where Senator Lodge Is
leeepIng his boom this week.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Our readers Will be interested to
know that the average number OF
scaled bids for first pick at the mag
nifcent Bill Skilllt mint-bcds are now
being delivered at the rate of eleven
per day.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Porfirio D!az has been President OF
Mexico tWenty-seven years. Every
time Jonathan Bourne thinks OF Po:-
hrio lie goes out in the back yard and
throws ft of peev!sh jealousy.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08
ROYAL RICHMOND AND OLD VIRGINIA

UsT what verbal fits our Richmond.
Washington. houston and other contern-
j porarics would throw over such weather
as obtained yesterday in Marvellous Man
Mail.
Just to make the Richmond and Norfolk
presence Of roas'nears in the Houston
market. Every luxury makes 1t a business
to visit Houston hrst;-Houston Post
The good old corn dodgers of Walker
county are far superior 10 the measly tax
dodgers of Ridiculous Observation-Disclosures
Pest.
a Richmond policeman reports having
scen frog swallow sparrow. ratnming
the feathers into its mouth with its front
fset. 1t wasn't a sparrow that the police
man had MISUNDERSTANDING state.
The Virginia policeman who claims he
saw frog swallow ful-sized sparrow
must have had couple of goodsized swal-
lowG Just previous to that.-Washington
Pest.
Senator Daniel, OF Virginia. declares that
II the combined armies of the world were
to attack the United States they would
never get an opportunity ITO drink from
the Ohio River" 1t is not believed that
allied armies would care to drink from the
Chic River after once tasting it-Omaha
lee.
On this calm and sweet Sunday morning
as the beautiful strawberry-fed blondes bru-
nettes. deni- blondes, tit!an-haired. brown
haired. curly-haired, straight-harad dam
seiF Of Magnificent MONTGOMERY. than whom
iEtrs are none more fair, tastefully but not
GaElEhly sowned. in their spring rasnent
rzrsce 70 church. We feel nothing In our
h-zsts nut ply for Benighted Buffalo. Hum
Tx 3souEtoh. SEtty Nashville Arid Atlanta
IseE=ty Richmond. Near Norfolk and ali
&c resi- o. that barren bunch OF Jay towns
~ hey have not such,--Montgomery Adj
ssrrsse-.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

We are confident that De Sagan,
While in Naples, has not failed TO do
the handsome thing by his tancee IN
the matter of Neapolitan Ice cream
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

There Is, OF course, nothing ospe.
c!ally secretve about Merry Widow
bonnet, but none can deny that the
peeNahoo has an opener nature.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Says the Baltimore News. another
grand jury Will sit on the ice trust
the coming summer What the coun-
try is looking for, however, is a jury
that will stamp on cm.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08
News In North Carolina mountains.

News In North Carolina Mountains.
There are. people living in the
mountains of North Carolina who
never rode on train.' said A. J. Car
penter OF hshev!lle. N, c.. at the Max
well. And some Of them never saw a
train THIS sounds fishy. but it is a
fact, so help me-
NO long ago ! had occasion to ride
through section of the mountain
country OF my state, I was about 100
miles from any railroad station, and
the people treated me royalty. The in
mates Of house where stopped over
night took the greatest interest in
asking me all the late news The old
nan Of the family hadn't heard that
the United states government feared
war with Japan I asked him IL he
ever read newspapers.
Stranger said he, u Amt seen a
newspaper since last fall
Through that section of the coun-
try you'll find scores OF people who
cant read n line. They can't write
lheir own name, but they are clever
rolks Just the same, NASHVILLE Ten
nGsSCean.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

The Allentown Call asserts that
whiskey is killing the IpdIans. The
fly in the ointment is That 1t isn't
killing the right ones.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08
Insafety.
As the Ads. Say,
Do just as Well.

Youth: '"sr did tall, fair blonde pas:
this way?"
Ga,ekeepcr: NO, but mighty pretty
little brunette did"
"And--er-which way did she go?"--
Lpplncotts
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Two thousand cats lost their lives
In the Chelsea fire. However, doubt
loss the corresponding number of rats
accompanied them 10 better world.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08
Odd Animals in Harness.

The horse must look TO his laurels,
as a number of odd competitors for
his place as the friend of man are
springing up
AT Andhcim, a German settlement in
Southern California ostriches have
been trained to draw light four
wheeled traps, One of these birds SO
harnessed has travelled a mile in three
minutes, or at the rate of twenty
miles an hour
The African zebra was formerly re-
sarded as being TOO wild and vicious
to be of use in harness. But time has
changed this, and now in British East
Africa any number Of zebras can be
purchased ready trained to bit and
birdie. The zebra will be found most
useful in Africa and India, as 1t is
exceedingly strong. fast trotter and
immune from many diseases which at
tack horses.
Perhaps the oldest animal in har-
ness is the wild boar which is driven
by a French peasant at Montlucon.
IL Is now three wears old. and able
to draw small two wheeled cart. AS
bit is Of no use, the relns are at
tached to the animals eye teeth
Answers.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Old Times.
We ole folks is puzzled greatly,
Don't know 'zactly what to do;
There's SO many parties lately,
Where we once had only two.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Our own opinion is that Harry is ne
crazier than nanX. Lhat aGa QUIZ
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08
MERELY JOKING.


Passenger: Say, conductor. that man. on
TIE back platform just fell of"
Street Car Conductor: That's all right
He's paid his re."--Detroit Times.
rnsafety.
Eph Green: "Ah desires to purchase All
Clerk: ''safety?t'
Eph Green: NO sab; dis am TO- social
usase."--Harper's Weekly.
As the Ads. say
Political Manager: You don't seem to
Ike the looks Of the crowd at our ward
caucus.
The Other Man: ooh. 1 don't know.
suppose they're the kind you have always
bought"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Votin', den, easy as catin':
Tickets warn't mos ya'd long;
Not much scratchin'; warn't no chca
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

An SIGH good times in dc campaign!
Ole mouf waterin' now to think
Bout de ox roas' an do champaign,
Free 70, all, to eat an DRINK.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Fife an drum; flags an paradin';
AM dc great men on de stan,
an persundin'
Folks to vote TO- de bes man.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Observation-Disclosures in Hawaii.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

An, SIGH songs! I'd mos give hebbin
Could ] sing 'em now to you;
Somethin' bout de cole Log Cabin"
Tip'canoe an Tyler too."~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

The Virginia policeman who claims he
saw frog swallow a tull-sized sparrow
must have had couple of good-sized swal-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Richmond policeman reports having
scep frog swallow a sparrow, ramming
the feathers into its mouth with its front
fset. 1t wasn't sparrow that the police
man had swalowed.-Columbia State.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Box stumn', or iountln' wrong.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08
Ncut and Cannot Eat.

80
1895 East Main Street, Richmond' Va
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

HOW TO CALL DISPATCH.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-05-08

Keswick. Virginia.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-07

with prices more or less normal on
account OF refiners' immediate wants
being well supplied by the recent heavy
arrivals which naturally makes them
unfnterested in the nearby sugar that
is offered for sale. While owners have
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-07
SMALL TALKS

(Continu FROM
L. Sheriff Koolauloa at
Robnson's eourtroom-Everybody
Advertiser.
in
manila s something remarkable
GILNlANTh position License Commissioner neither
comfor tabl for ne their
the fleet the
the in month
provided stuck in the calm belt
jnks Head Athletic Club
the PunahOus
letters that about
land fault
recently de-
home He
aten he King Edward VII
which been terracing and mprov
grounds the department under
furnished by High Sheriff Henry
who it.
coeoanut at
to November
plaza We have $4,000 growing
by next February.
returned from Kauai where went to tap
Lime and at kooa The trees
yielding pounds
of rubber year for each tree
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-07
BUSINESS LOCALS.

New dressing sacques. 75 cents at
Sachs Co.
A suite of rooms on Richards street
is advertised for rent, furnished. See
classified ads.
A special meeting of the koolau
Railway Co. is called in a notice pub
lished today.
Don't miss seeing the specials that
are featured at Sachs this week. The
values offered to you are bound to be
interesting.
Twenty-cent wash materials, in
pretty designs and colorings, tomorrow
- 1-2 cents yard at Sachs.
Tuesday evening at five o'clock the
big sale of ladies' muslin underwear
at Blom's will positively close Don
miss your last opportunity
sweet girl graduates will find a
fine collection of picture mouldlnSs lof
their class pictures at the Pacific PIC
ture Framing Co., on Nuuanu avenue
below Hotel street
our moosehide outing boot is the
most satisfactory boot for the sports
man and plantation man we have ever
handled. 1t is light, soft, pliaole ana
waterproof. McInerny Shoe Store.
Special sale of merry Widow sail
ors tomorrow at Sachs.
A swell shoe for ladies is the golden
brown suede Colonial, with the pearl
buckle that will not tarnish. 1t all
WAYS looks we'll, and you get it for
$3.50 at the Manufacturers Shoe Co.
Ltd.
70
ness and sweetness. 1t relieves IA
tigue of brain. body and nerves, ana
ouenches the thirst better than any
thing else. Order yours from the Ha-
wsiian Soda Works.
A small payment down and easy
monthly payments give you the We
tor talking machine-a world OF mel
ody and fun for you at home. Berg
strom Music Co. Ltd.
Young men and boys who are grow
ing into manhood can be fitted with
the most fashionable clothing al NJ.
McInerny's where. 'Sampe k suits in
many patterns and latest cut are
shown The prices are reasonable
Channels wash gloves. special. 81
pair tomorrow at Sachs.
Honolulu has long been a Prince Al
bert town for functions occurring be-
fore six O'Clock Gentlemen have pro-
crastinated in the buying of this style
of coat on account of the expense
Silva's Toggery has swell ones now at
reasonable prices, and they fit. because
they are Hart, Schaffner x Marx
goods.
Mirage silk. the triumph of the sea-
son, can be seen at Sachs
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-07
COMMERCIAL NEWS
CONTINUED from Page Four.o

Foar0
turning 10 ponds a.
a investment
STOCK EXCHANGE TRANSACTIONS
The following the Exchange week.
Monday Pineapple,
B. MeEde 4l25; 10 Waua
so Oahu Sugar Co.. 2S
Wednesa-loo Sugar NJ Co, % 81 Oahu
TInoka 115 20 Ewa IS:
Thurda = O. R. 6 [. CO, 10 o. R. L. Co, lol
MeBryde 40 oaa 4I22
saturdav-50 MeByde Oaa, \. 10 Oahu
Co, IS
June Haiku, per eentP Pioneer,
s. IL cent? IIonomu IL
perce
of world $
Of Cuban
Europe
OF a visible
world though prices much higher the invisible sup
eswiIno surprising
with prices moreor
immediate wants
being well supplied by me
win and dated arrivals Wch natlrai naAS
uhlfteIest-i III 'h9 noS 80
nnmae is offered for sale "hle owners nave
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-07

NJ P Boteilho, the well known ton
serial artist and Mrs 2. ;. Perelra,
were married on the 3rd inst. at st
Augustine chapel by Father Valentine
After the ceremony was performed the
happy couples and their friends re-
paired to their home on School near
Liliha, where a delicious supper was
served and congratulations and best
wishes showered upon the bride and
eyrnnrn-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-07
THE BYSTANDER
CONTINUED from Page Four.)

back again in less than
formers The corporations
its own protection which well god under
ana power organized labor despotie oppressive than the
OF the sweatshoIs
The fnaca laboite bringing
of
and difference
to every good cause-bu like the he always
- - u y
For deprive Sports
of the the Fishmakt
of the The
y NJ A is the the Salvation religious
beads sing their hymns To and the Fshmarket for
mpes think that the which
deemed detrimental the smue bs
Tue something sweet tender
of the sailors be
be
monday
Brother
story of who deserton the naval
If might word in edewise would be that the sailors
are coming ashore not for their SOULS health but to have good tme and
that the
If
open purpose
them Why, discriminate seafarng
- y - -
collecting get
ting by whomsoeve aid win
1t shown by the Witness
person. appearance
a
o
Advertiser the indeed
made by confusion of witnesses the defence who naturally
time
Chief of Detectives
melancholy reflection half
Chinese complainant but that he declines his rights half
the Jail sentence
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-07

Y y y
Ito
of
political
which black all
wtha of Mr. made
the CONVERSE to Republc of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1908-06-07
BY NAH

LIT Is . 7 AI-tIL1-
The latest mail advices are from
Smith & Schipper. TO Alexander & Bald
win received June and are dated
May 10:
our market has been inanimate
Arizona republican., 1908-06-30

was found not guilty on the ground of self defense by a jury in a jus tices court at Maryville, H., recently. The cat was not the actual defend
 ant in the case, but the jury decided that it really ought to have been. The animal had killed the pet chick en belonging to Dr. Julius Goldberg. and the doctor caused the arrest of
 John Rosi, whom he charged with owning the cat. Rosi denied the ownership of the anrmal and de- manded a jury trial. When two or three witnesses had testified to sec ing the bird drive some inquisitive quadruped out of the doctors yard,
 the jury decided that perhaps the cat had been forced to save its own life
 and returned the following verdict:
 We, the jury, find that the chicken came to it's death at the hands of the
 said cat in the manner and form
 charged, but that the cat acted in
 self defense"
Arizona republican., 1908-06-30
A Woman's Reason.

"Of all the foolish reasons girls give for wishing to marry or rather not tc remain single" said Miss Afternoon Tea. T think because she wants Mrs on her tombstone is the most insane Why should she want it there where she cannot see 1t? I would much rather have Mrs. on my visiting cards than on my tombstone, wouldn't you Clarice?"
 Yes, dear, and that reminds me. asked Jane Smiley yesterday why she was marrying so much sooner than she intended when I last saw her. She said: oh, my visiting cards are all most gone and l do not care to order another hundred of these, so am hur- rying up getting my new name to have engraved on them-"-St. Louis Times.
Arizona republican., 1908-06-30

Many men are confronted with the necessity or the desire of entering cleri- cal work for their life's vocation. Or IT their sphere of activity He In other places there Is still the desirabllity of being good penman. even though they do not earn their livelihood In that manner. It Is really invaluable asset, for everybody appreciates correspondent whose writ ings are lextSle, and who Is there among us who invariably writes SO that the per son who receives the letter can read each and every word without being com pelled to puzzle some of them outI IL may he that following out the Ideas which are herewith submitted for the assist ance of the man who really desires to be a good penman may seem difficult or absurd to remember and utilize, but the added quality of penmnnship secured Will be more than reward for all the tron- ble or inconvenience encountered. The feet should always be fiat on the hoor' the body erect and slightly inclined for ward, nearly all of both forearms rest Ing on the desk or table, and the upper and lower arms should form right or ob- tuse angles-neyer acute ang.es. The paper on which you are writing should oe turned that the forearm Is at right angles with the lines that actually are or theoretically may be on the paper. IT In writing you find that you are nearing the bottom of the paper and to continue writing you must take your arms on the desk or table, you should instead push the paper up SO that the arms remain on a solid foundation and not on air Keep your left hand at the left edge of the paper opposite the right hand. In holding pen or pencil keep your forefnger one Inch from the point of the lead or the pen. the thumb being bent considerably and half an inch further away from the point than the forefnger. The hand is about half closed. the third and fourth fingers being folded back n little, the ends rest Ing on the parer and supporting the hand. The hand Itself and the wrist must not rest on the paper. The pen point Is squarely on the paper. and the renhOlder or penc,, must point over the upper arm.
 Men who know whereof they write or speak are united In saying that correct position Is an absolute necessity In nt- talning to good penmanship. When th's has been mastered 1t Is time enough 10 secure the correct movement. This Is in- yariably a combination of arm and hnger movements, the latter playing small part In exercises which call for figures while in making capitals and loop let ters 1t Is much In evidence. Under ordl- nary circumstances both movements should be done together. being, in fact, Hut one. Train the two to work together
Arizona republican., 1908-06-30
As to Spanish EmeraIds.

Fine old Spanish emeralds" is a phrase which means something quite different from what it. seems to imply. There never was an emerald mined in Spain. but after the conquest of Peru the conquerors brought home great quantities of loot, of which emeralds formed an important part. In this way the finest emeralds came into posses sion of the old Spanish families. and as very few had been seen in Europe previous to that time all the best stones soon became classed as fine old Span ish emeralds. Today the expression still applies to the best emeralds of any source.-Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1908-06-30
Hospitals for Trees.

The trees of Paris will delight you said the travelled man who was seeing off his friend. Every boulevard and lavenue has it's two lines of trees. Shel- tered from the hot sun. you walk un- der them in a cool, green dusk.
 That hot and dusty city doesn't cas- fly keep its trees vigorous and fresh It must have tree hospitals-great nurseries where, with all sorts of IT, quid parasite killers. and all sorts of stimulating fertilizers, the rundown urban trees are built up again.
 Continually, irs Paris, you see faded trees being taken up and fresh trees being put down, and fresh and faded trees alike, in those ambulances which we call transplanters. drive continual ly up and down the sunny strets. Philadelphia Bulletin.
Arizona republican., 1908-06-30
Sounds Fish Make.

The horse mackerel or scad is said to grunt. Pouring noises are heard from the cuckoo gurnard when it is being removed from the water The herring, again, is said to emit a faint squeak when the net has been drawn over it; and there are other fishes which are credited with vocal powers
 Most certain of all Is the case of the little creature known to many a shrim- per and fisherboy as the hummer, or hard head (Cottus scropius), the sea bullhead, which when held in the hand near to the ear produces so distinct a buzzing noise that it cannot only be heard. but felt, since the vibration caused by the sound is preceptible by the hand. It seems to be the result of fear, and comes apparently from the inside of the huge head.-London Daily News.