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The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

ED GEERs, H'The grand old man." he is called for he Is so honest handling horses in races. He says: 'l have used SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE for P years, always with best success. It Is the only remedy 1 know to cure all forms of distemper and prevent horses in same sta ble having the disease" 50c and sl bot tie. All druggists, or manufacturers. Spohn Medical Co, Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
The Dissatisfied.

The happy people in the world are those who enjoy what they have enough are neither fit for earth nor would be satisfied in heaven Here they are restless. There their halos would be damp or would not set straight The third domain, which rhymes with well, would not be well for them. for the best would be too invariable or attending to fires would be too monotonous
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

ago l contracted se- were kidney trouble and my back began to ache continually. Every day it seemed worse. The least pressure on my back tortured me, and 1 could not stoop with 0tIf a haI turin na
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
 Re aSsurinQ.

MT. Timmid-Have-hav you no- ticed, Miss Maud. that the chandelier seems to be shaking? Are you sure that the foundations of your house are-are quite secure?
 Miss Maud-There' nothing to be alarmed about, Mr Timmid. Papa's room is just overhead, and he's sner- ing
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

An effort will be made to de at Uncle" Joe Cannon for the 'eakership of the next Con- iess. But Uncle" Joe Is sly. ] politician and may still re- lin m the saddle.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
It

An itching trouble is not necessarily a dangerous one, but certainly a most disagreeable afliction. No matter the name, if you itch-it cures you Hunts Cure is It" Absolutely guaranteed to cure any form of itching known. First application relieves.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
The Language of the plants.

He didn't care 10 write to her when he wanted her to arrange for secret marriage. so he sent her a running yine''
 What did she do?s
 Sent him a canteloupe."
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
A-Niee- Hint.

|. "I know what I'll do,' said the girl whose bashful lover would not pro pose. 'I'll go out as trained nurse."
 But that is profession. YSC know nothing about it. he replied.
 Haven't I had six months experi- ence sitting up nights with you?"-n. lustrated Bits.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

One reason why automobiles i'll not take the place of horses
 that the horses will have to r kept on hand to pull the au )mobiles back home. after they reak down. on the road
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
4 Clever Fellow.

Did you friend make a bit at the literary club?"
 T guess he did. He pronounced Les Miserah!es' in a brand new way and then alluded to it as Victor Her. bert's masterpiece. = Washington Herald
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

The movement among some of the locals for cooperative gins is another step toward controlling marketing. It is also step toward protecting the farmer from the cotton oil trust.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
u,.re Others Failed

"Each spring for five or six years l broke out with kind of Eczema which nothing seemed to relieve permanent- ly. Finally I tried a box Of Hunt s Cure. which promptly cured me. TWO yEars have passed. but the trouble mas not returned.
 MRS. KATE HOWARD.
 Little Rock, Ark.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
Is This Irue2

T wouldn't do for politics, I guess" said the pretty girl. I'd simply vote the 'vay papa yotesn
 In that, remarked an observer. you wouldn't differ so very much from most men"
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

The interests which seek the de- struction of the farmers organization have no hope of doing so in a5a open fight. Their work will la done through supposed friends O. the farmers.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
Fort the Blues

If you are blue, dejected, and feel like the world has it ''in for you the chances are your liver is taking a few days off. Put it to work by using Simmons Liver Purifier (tin boxes); it's the best regulator of them all.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
Rcciprocjtv.

He's very quick to reciprooate" "Yes?"
 Yes: l killed his dog yesterday and buried mine today"
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
Substitute.

The Critic-Gee, but you talked through your hat this evening, Why did you?
 The Speaker-I lost my head Cleveland Leader.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
h NeW AiIrnent.

south side four-year-old was ho' so full of misehievousness as usual
 "What is the matter. Ethel?@ asked a.i her mother. Aren't you feeling Weit
 Nom. replied the little miss. fink there mus be somefing wrong wifi my liver and bacon. Kansas City Times.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
Quallfied.

''Thy Tn the world did you elect that dumb man as your representative?
 That's all right. He may not be able to talk. but he can make mo tions."
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

The Anglican church has broadened 10 the extent now of holding ordin1. tion services outside the eathedrals, So that more people may see them.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
AFFECTING SIGHT,

Cook (to her friend)-The proposal that the widower made me was really very moving. He brought his four children with him, and they all knelt before me.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
Explained.

What's the difference between valor and discretion 2"
 Well, to go through Europe without tipping would be valor."
 ''I see"
 And to come back by different route would be discretion" Kansas City Journal
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
For Headache Try Hicks, capudjna

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or Nervous troubles. the aches are speedily relieved by Capudine. It's Liqud-pleas- ant to take-Effects immediately. 10, 9 and Soc at Drug Stores.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
About One,

Mrs. Hoyle-What time does your husband get in nights?
 Mrs. Doyle-About the time the cuckoo clock has the least to do.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

Lots wife may have been peppery before she turned to salt.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
For Colds and Gripp-cspudine.

The best remedy for Gripp and Colds is Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and alse. It's Liquid-Eneets immediately-10, g and soc at Drug Stores.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

Over 10000 hounds are maintained in England for hunting purposes-stag- hounds, foxhounds, otterhounds, har. riers and beagles
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

Sweet clover is a valuable plant for hard land. as it improves the sou.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

Westminster each receive over 250 begging letters a day.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

Aliens Eoot-Ease, a Powder For swollen sweating feet. Gives Instant relief The original powder for the feet. Poo at all Drugg sts
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
No Others

Il is class to itself. It has no rivals. It cures where others merely relieve. For aches, pains, stiff joints cuts, burns, bites, etc, it is the quick. est and surest remedy ever devised. We mean Hunts Lightning Oil
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

It's surprising how many friends you have when they need you.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

Mrs winslow's Soothing syrup. Tor children teething softeus the guns reduces in' allAys pain cures wind eollG 25e sbottle.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
SEEMED WORSE EVERY DAY.
A Dangerous Case of Kidney Com
 plaint and How It Was Checked.

Mrs. Lucy Quebeck, Mechanic St, Hope Valley, R. l.. says. Flight years
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
 ALPINE 2ERILS.

Disgust of Timson, who has been lodging his tailor for the last six months. when he suddenly comes upon him at the summit of a mountain in Switzerland,
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
I did. he replied promptly.

You did!" she exclaimed.
 Certainly he returned. You don't suppose for moment that l. would be foolhardy enough to try for such a prize as you are without prac- ticing little first, do you?"
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
Red Cross Fever and Headache Powders

have been proven by years of severe tests to be the most effective Remedy made for Headache, Neuralgia, Sleep lessness, in fact all pains in the head. They contain no Morphine, Cocaine, Choral. If you cannot get them from your Druggist send us 25c for a box.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Tnke the Old Standard GROVES TAsTELEss CHILL TONIC. You know N hat you are taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing il is simply Quinne and Iron in taseless form, and the most efieetual form, For grown people and children. 50c
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

This woman says that sick women should not fail to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as she did.
 hirs. A. Gregory, of 2355 Lawrence St, Denver, Col, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
 "I was practically an invalid for six years. on account of female troubles. i underwent an operation by the doctors advice, but in a few months 1 vas worse than before. A friend ad- vised Lydia F. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and it restored me to perfect health. such as l have not e,ninEaiJr ,,.,u --=-o-rTtIc over thIS I
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
Important ,o Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
We'll Prepared.

T learn," she said responsibility. that you were devoted to no fewer than five girls before you finally pro- posed to me. How do l know that you didn't make desperate love to all of them?"
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03
JUST DOUBI 32O ACRES INSTEAD
 OF 16O ACRES

As further indr1 to settlement dl wheat-raising h1 Western Csnsdal Canadian Cosc1 has increased t; ;s
 that may be tata]
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

A face full af furrows often reflects a soul without a blemish.
The Monticellonian., 1908-12-03

ke Bennett. white man. of fdiep county, was lodged in
 at Warren last week on n
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
BRITONS WANT MONEY TO
FOUND BED IN HOSPITAL
CaIedonIan Society Has Subscribed
$3.50, but $4,000 in All Is Re-
quIred to Secure Per-
petual Usage

For the purpose of purchasing the
perpetual usage of one bed in the Good
Samaritan hospital in Los Angeles for
the accommodation of British-bor
persons sick or in distress, c. White
Mortimer, British vice-consul in this
city, is endeavoring to raise the sum
of $4,000.
So far $2275 has been raised, $3.50 of
which was, contributed by the Gale
DOMAIN society," which entities that or
ganization to the use of the bed for
f1fty-five days in the year The hos
pital directors have accepted $4,000,
which insures to British-born persons
the use of the bed for 146 days in the
year.
Circulars requesting subscriptions to
this fund have been sent out by Mr..
Mortimer, and any british-born per-
son who has not received one of these
circulars may procure one by calling
on Mr.. Mortimer at the International
Bank building.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
TO SHREK LONG
FOR PROSPERITY
WHISTLES WILL HERALD EX-
POSITION WEEK OPENING
SLOGAN BUTTONS TO BE DIS
TRIBUTED FIRST DAY
Home Products Display at Chamber
of Commerce Is Ready for Large
Number of Expectant
Spectators

Monday morning the real beginning
of prosperity Week" in Southern Cali
fornia will be witnessed, when, at
o'clock, factory whistles in every part
of the city will be blown for ten min
utes steadily.
During the morning everybody Will
get button with the Buy and boost
Home Products" slogan on 1t from one
of the 15O retail merchants and busi-
ness houses which will distribute the
buttons.
At 2 o'clock the exercises in Central
park, which open prosperity Week
proper, will begin. Lee Gates will de-
liver an grafton, and the Santa Monica
Bay italian band will render music
In the evening the first presentation
of Richard Barry's homemade play,
1.-THE Searchlight,' will be seen at the
Auditorium, and as this is to be cham
ber of commerce night, the board of
directors of the chamber will be seated
in boxes, while members of the cham
Der will occupy the greater part of
the lower floor.
At the chamber of commerce visitors
will be received all day to view the
exhibition of home products there, and
at the same time 10000 pennants for
decorating vehicles during the week
will be distributed. These pennants
are free, as are the badges, and the
large and small cards, which the cham
Der of commerce has provided for
Prosperity Week"
Banners and Cards Are Free
Some unscrupulous persons have
been visiting the merchants in outly-
ing parts of the city, representing they
were sent by the chamber of COM
merce, and attempting TO sell these
prosperity Week" slogan cards and
( banners. These things may be pro-
cured free at the chamber of COM
merce, and no person is authorized to
sell them.
Arrangements for the entertainment
| to be given by the members of the
chamber of commerce to the retail
clerks of Los Angeles are completed
as far as the committee in charge is
concerned. The entertainment Is to
be given Tuesday night, and the en-
tertaining features of the program are
numerous and interesting.
Frank Tyrrell, one of the speakers,
will make an address, and also will
include an appeal on behalf of the
clerks for Saturday night closing.
An excellent literary and musical pro-
gram has been arranged. and there will
be some vaudeville acts interspersed.
Arrangements for the clerks enter
tainment is in the charge of e. w.
Lewis, chairman of the committee of
the Retail Clerks association, but the
invitations are not confined to the
members of the association alone, but
are extended to every retail clerk in
the city.
j. Bond Francisco's famous painting
of the Grand Canyon of the Colorado
is to be part of the exhibit of home
made art in Blanchard art gallery dur
inc fhn UaolK This aYhihitinn will ha
open to the public every day of the
week, from 10 to 5 o'clock, and every
body is cordially invited to visit it
free of charge.
There are more than forty exhibitors
represented in the collection, and sew
eral hundred works of art have been
hung.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
BURGLARS SHOULD KNOW
RESULT MUST BE FROST
Ransacking of Los Angeles Ice and
Cold Storage Company Reveals
Next to Nothing Worthy
of Removal

A party of disappointed thieves left
the office of the Los Angeles Ice and
Cold Storage company, at Seventh
street and Santa Fe avenue, Friday
night. After rihing the cash drawer
and every desk in the office, the only
loot they secured was a revolver. a
fountain pen and two pairs of gold
trimmed spectacles.
Entrance to the office was gained py
the robbers with a Jimmy" which
was used on a side window. With this
the desks and drawers also were
opened.
The robbery was discovered yester-
day morning by a woman who sweeps
out the offices.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
WeddInq in WashInqton

WASHINGTON, Nov. 14.-The we'd
ding Of Miss Mary Elizabeth Logan OF
Chicago and Nathan B. Payne of New
York took place yesterday at the home
of Mrs. John A. Logan. The bride is
the daughter of James v. Logan of
Illinois, brother of the late John A.
Logan. Lieutenant Commander Fred
erlck r. Payne, U. S. N, acted as best
man. The bride was attended by Mrs.
Logan Tucker.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

Until we perfected our
home treatment patients
were compelled to come to
our sanitariIm or hava thu
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
Pope Wants Peace

ROME, Nov. 14.-The pope has in
structed the Vatican representatives,
accredited to the powers which prob
ably will take part in the expected
congress- to settle the Balkan. situa-
tion, to use their influence in favor of
peace.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

Ostrich feathers cleaned curled and
dyed to sample; accordion and fine
knife pleating; pinking and buttons
made. Watson Co, 247 S. Broadway.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15

II you are an expert hair dresser
you are a Macdonald graduate.
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
THE CITY

strnnger- are invited to visit the exhibits
Of California products at the Chamber OF COM
merce building, on Broadway, between First
and Second Streets where free information VIII
be given On all subjects pertaining to this
section.
The Herald viii SO in cash to anyone
furnishing evidence that will lead to the ar
rest and conviction of any person caught steal
ing copies OF The Herald from the premises OF
our patrons. THE HERALD
Los Angeles herald., 1908-11-15
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF

Save sickness and stomach trouble by
drinking the best spring water. The
Glen Rock Water company VIII supply
YOU. Phones CLASS, East 437. Prices
right.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-09-10

Having admitted the elasticity of the American system to
special need, the Star muplies words to that
only suffrage originally made for Englh-speakng people
and denied to aborgnes, stand for Americanm here
hardly while discuss that proposition fur
ther.-Advertiser.
It should have been necessary discuss all So strongly
committed to the elective system the American people that they
gave suffrage Originally made for Engpeang people and
denied aborges to the ignorant Fpnos semi Asac even be-
fore all the Fpnos had ceased be rebels against the flag So
deeply opposed Americans anything but the elective system OF
government that TaRoosevel administration of Philippine at
fairs has actually the Filipino legislature Of mis- while at
the time declaring that will be couple of decades before be
fit for learn by trying; in other words
the Filipino competent to have legislature but let him have
is the teach him and Americans
believe in any other kind of government than egovenment
Hardly worth while discuss the proposition Is there any
place under the American flag Honolulu where could have
been necessary such proposition that the elective system
American than by commission? Where else have
Americans need to defend the elective system"
is absolutely that barring exigence such make free
suffrage here nationally nadvsabe only free suffrage an stand for
here The exgences have developed yet they
may. If they do the American desire for having Hawaii under the
elective system give way with reluctance the greater consd
Grafton Of the welfare of the whole nation.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-09-10

duated Income Tax, believing these
ITO be the simplest of application and
least expensive in collection, while
they tax industry in ratio as it is bene-
fitted. We declare for an immediate
adjustment of the tax laws, creating
elective assessors in each county, with
right of appeal from assessments to
the county supervisors sitting as a tax
appeal board. Assessment rolls to be
placed with County Treasurer for col
lection, together with all licenses is
sued in the county; Territorial eXpen-
ditures to be met by a percentage of
receipts from all counties. We de-
mand an enactment covering forced
sales of property for taxes, or under
mortgage foreclosure and to provide
for the redemption of same within a
reasonable time. We criticize the lack
of judgment shown by the Territorial
Executive in the selection of three at
torneys to serve in the Tax Commission
for which provision was made by the
last legislature W hen the interests of
the community would have been best
served by the appointment of an agri-
culturalist, a manufacturer, and bust
ness man. .,s..,
We again pledge our candidates for
the legislature to the enactment of a
Direct Primary Law, the Initiative and
Referendum including the Recall, s.
and call attention to the failure of the
Republican majority of the last legis-
latuIe, to Make good their platform
pledge to enact the former.
We again declare for the extension
of the public school system so as to
embrace comprehensive course of
manual and agricultural training and
an elementary course in civil govern
ment, thus instilling INFO the youth of
this Territory the principles of indus
try and good citizenship upon which
the future welfare of this Territory
must depend. We call attention to
the failure of the Re publican Legis-
lature to make good the party's pledges
III re lOCdl DOdIuS VI tuuCdllOu.
We pledge our delegate to congress
citizen labor and eight-hour laws, in
Guiding labor on Territorial wharves,
coupled with a minimum wage of one
dollar and fifty cents Isl 500 per day
on all public works of the Territory
We pledge our delegat eto congress
TO the passage of an act requiring all
labor on federal public works to be
performed by citizens or those declar-
ing their intention to become such.
We pledge our candidates to the le-
gislature to a renewal of the appropria-
tions for former Queen Liliuokalani,
and our delegate to Congress to in
troduce and support a measure look
ing to a Federal appropriation for the
payment to her of a lump sum in set
Element of all existing claims on her
part.
APPROPRIATIONS.-We pledge our
candidate for the Legislature to make
appropriations for the promotion and
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-09-10
WELCOME TO THE UNTERRIF1ED.

The Democrats have their convention today Insofar their
party by its growth into respectable rival of the Republican party
draws from the Home Rule organization with its objectionable
campaign the of the Democracy here good thing 1t has been
the wish of the best citizens all along without regard that
the electorate here might divide intelligent lines
lines In the first campaign the between the Republicans
and Home Rulers Since then the Democrats taking
place which the death of the Home Rule party
is without polly issue worthy of dscussiots president
and leader having actually made stump statement that its
mission is to get jobs the disappears the better
The Democrats in session today at least have intelligent issues
They have views about land policies and other questions public adj
ministraton These fit which make appeal
voters The DISCUSSION of them tends public education
said that of the greatest educational influences in the United States
the national campaign which sets millions of Americans study
ing questions of political economy history and public administration
Similarly local campaigns should have their educave value
The rise of the local Democracy of further in that rS the
Republicans better efforts deserve support good thing
for party to have active and watc minority and for
its conventions to realize that it put forward its best Efforts
its best S candidates,-in order to win