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The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
KENTUCKY ENGLISH.

From the Louisville Courier-Journal.
 A Frankfort produce dealer, who drives about in his wagon, went to certain house here the other day and was sell ing eggs and vegetables.
 "Can you spare me an extra pound or butter this weelk?' asked the hostse- keeper.
 "Nom. I can't" replied the dealer. 'I could have spore you a pound yesterday,
 but not today" This reminded a man in the crowd o1 what his little girl had said about some candy which was given her by an uncle and showed that the produce dealer Is not the only coiner of words. The child mother said to her: Louise go crack that stick of candy and bring some of it in here.' Its already croke," replied the young ster.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
Good Roads In All States

Nearly every state Is preparing to build or to secure in some way good roads. The utter waste and heavy tax imposed by the old dirt roads is felt in every state. In Pennsylvania Governor Stuart Is advocating the building by the state of a modern highway from Philadelphia to Pitts burg, the construction to be begun at both ends and to be pushed toward the center. The object is to get results rapidly.
 Perhaps Alabl "a should begin tAe
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
NED BRACE TALKS ABOUT THE LIFE
 OF JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS AS HE WAS

whether Henry Grady cared to write one or not-Grady came in. sat himself upon the corner of Joe Harris flat top desk and said:
 'Joe, you are getting into a rut. You stick to this old desk so much that you are getting stereotyped. Why not go up to Washington for while this fall and get the cocileburs out of you?"
 To make long story short, being the Washington correspondent of the Atlanta Constitution at that time and in the office with Harris that day, I persuaded him.
 He came to Washington. He was as timid as a child He would not call upon anybody at any time He didn't want to meet anybody. He would sit in the Sem ate or the House gallery with me for hours at a time. He would listen and occasionally ask questions. To me he would express opinions about men and their views. Then he would say, "Why should a man want to be here? What Is there to it?"
 He had been in Washington a week and after much persuasion had induced him to go into the Press club. He sat at a little table around which gathered sev- eral correspondents. All of them talked bit. Harris appeared interested. Then suddenly he turned to Bill Sterrett, of
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
Atlanta'S Fly Problem

A census just taken in Atlanta dis closes the fact that there are within that city 1906 cows and 477S horses. Chief Jentzen of that city's sanitary department attributes the high death rate in that city to the presence of go many animals. The death rate is high in pneumonia, typhoid fever and
 tuberculosis enly. Dr. Smith. the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
A HERO.

He Isn't much to look at Is only called the voter And never is applauded. But he's the bone and slnew, The bulwark of the country, The man behind, the booster, The doer, not the talker; The chap who saws more timber Than twenty politicians, And does more good, hard thinking Than scores of blatant posers Who call themselves the leaders, The filters and the movers. Hurrah for the plain citizen, The chap who does his duty, And makes no fuss about 1t!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
ThouehtIess Conduct on Fourth.

'The Fourth of July results in much thoughtless conduct" said a man con- fined to an infirmary last night by Illness. ''The people living around this building probably failed to realize that the con- tinuous firing of crackers in the vicinity of the building might have resulted in setbacks to patients which might cost them their lives. Today I asked for po- lice protection against this shooting, but they were evidently unable to stop 1t.
 Tt Is such things as this as will some day bring about laws which will prohibit entirely the noisy celebration of the Fourth of July or any other day"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

From the New York Press.
 An easy thing to understand is what you don't understand about women.
 When a hammock is just the spot for a couple it's sign they are single.
 A proposal never seems to a girl to taste right unless there Is moonlight.
 A woman can't talk as much at a fu- neral as at a wedding, but she enjoys herself as much.
 When a woman wants an excuse to buy new hat she can manage to get caught iu the rain without an umbrella,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
PHILOSOPHY.

PHILOSOPHY. He always kept his head up, No matter what befell; And he said when others grumbled, were doing mighty we'll" He had way of hoping That nothing could defeat; Though life was not frQlic, He found 1t passing sweet. And so tho world was better For the good example set By one who seldom wasted His time in vain regret.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

Mayor McClellan's recount expenses just about total up to his four years salary. He hopes therefore to go out of office without a debit balance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
IoE HARRIS k dead.

9E I1Ah1flS 6 0ead.
 (O)I Joel Chandler Harris wrote Uncle
 Remus and many other stories of a southern nature which have interested and amused the world. He wrote human stories He wrote stories of life, as life appeared to him. He was man without a sorrow. He never knew illness nor death in his family. He lived at home a simple home-with his wife and chil- dren and a COW and a calf about him. He raised a family of boys and girls They are grown now. One or more are married and have children. The boys strayed out into newspaper work as re- porters upon the Atlanta Constitution or other newspapers. They have all made good. I only know the two boys who came about the Constitution office when my little room was next to that of Joe Harris They have both made successes in life and are worthy successors of one who brought smiles and happiness to millions of people.
 Once upon a time when the old editorial rooms of the Atlanta Constitution were all in one big room, and Joel Chandler Harris had a desk out in the big room next to that of Wallace Reed, who had to write two editorials to Harris one and there had to be five or six day,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
CA sUs BELLA.

1.-TWO young fellows in Memphis had a terrific scrap because one called the other perfect lady,
 Funny, isn't 1t? A man will fight quicker for that than he would if you called him skunk
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
WHILE AWAY FROM HOME.

Birmingham people who are leaving home for the summer should have The Age-Herald follow them, and thus keep Informed about what Is taking place in the city and state during their absence. The Aee-Herald will be sent to them at any address at the regular price, and the address will be changed as often as desired.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

to his friends that he would like to go as consul general to Paris, and accord ingly a delegation of democrats went to Washington and presented Keily's name for the consul generalship 'Yes,' said the President, T have heard of Mir. Kelly, but I can do better for him than what you ask. I will appoint him minister to Italy
 ''Mr. Keilys nomination for the Italian mission went to the Senate and was con- firmed, but the Italian government inti- mated that MT. Kelly would be persona non grata, on account of a speech he had made in 1870 against United Italy's action in seizing the states of the church and denying the Popes temporal power.
 MT. Cleveland then appointed MT. Kelly minister to Austria, strong Cath ollie court. but he was persona non grata there because his wife was Jewess. But the President, with his characteris- tic determination, stuck to the Virglnlan and finally gave him a life office He appointed him judge of the international court at Alexandria, Egypt with salary of s12,0oo a year. He filled that position with great credit and short time before his death retired for age on full pay.
 ''Yes, MT. Cleveland was a true friend of the south and did much to obliterate sectionaism. No matter whether l in- dorsed all of Clevelands policies or not, felt grateful to him for his attitude toward the south in the troublous years when only northern man of big heart and courageous nature would have given us full recognition"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
THE CILNK. OF GOLD.

He travelled the road to riches
 "A lucky dog," men say; But the bloom of his life is withered And its petals strew the way. And his weary heart is burdened
 With the weight of hundred cares, While alone, unloved and joyless,
 To the land of the dark he fares.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
A BORE.

Let me introduce you to a friend of mine."
 Don't want to meet him."
 "Why?"
 T just overheard him remark that he was in San Francisco during the earth quake and I have already heard that story a thousand times."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

Uncle Sam has just published the first and only book written in the language of Guam. Our esteemed sGb- jects in that island are not overfpnd of letters
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

MT. Roosevelt proposes to keep right on having a perfectly corking time,' letting the other fellows employ their nerves in tie campaign.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

the Galveston News, who was his age, a wit and a clever fellow, and said:
 "sterrett, you may enjoy this life in Washington-these political scenes and the writing and telling of them, but am going home tomorrow. I want to get up in the morning at my own little home in West End and go out in the yard and pet that little calf while my old cook Is milking the COW. I would rather be there tomorrow morning with that COW and calf, with the sun just coming over the trees and see that old black nanny milking that COW in the tin bucket, while I am holding the calf off, than to spend ten years here in the political turmoil with you.'
 And so was Joe Chandler Harris life. He lived with nature. He lived at home He wrote at home. He was not a part of the turmoil of everyday life. He had no interest in it, nor was he of it. He was of the home and he told the stories of the home and the children; and he told of their stories and the stories which interested them. He lived life that we who are children and who would always be children would wish to live for the balance of our days.
 AaJ 1,oxsr
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
so THEY SAY.

A girl need not be witty,
 If neat and sweet and pretty; And she needn't be good looking, If her speciality is cooking.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
PREPARED.

q see you brought an extra satchel to Denver"
 Yep. That's full of money to pay my hotel bill.'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

The pronIbitionists meet July IA at Columbus, Ohio, and the Independence league meets July 27 at Chicago. July will therefore round up the conyen' tions.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
THE AcE.HERAIp AT DENVER.

THE AGE-HERALD AT DENVER.
 The Age-Herald will be on sale at the Brown Palace Hotel news stand and the Savoy Hotel news stand, at RIce's news stand, Echo News and Cigar Co.'s stand and at the Western Newspaper and Magazine Agency's stand at Denver during the democratic convention.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

Hearst thinks he can handle a 1a tional convention better than he can a recount.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

Alton B. Parker of Esopus should get in line. and when be catches the Denver enthusiasm no doubt he will.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
SURPRISING.

"I see where a Fourth of July celebra- tion committee in Pittsburg objected to a woman's going up in balloon in tights"
 "sakes alivel First thing you know.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

The recount gave Mayor Mcclellan 2s1 additional votes, and it added even more to MT. Hearst's vote.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

No Tim Woodruff hae appeared at Denver at any rate. All aspirants ap- pear to be of presidential size.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

President Roosevelts haymaking at present is almost wholly Taftian.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

The Cubs are beginning to rise to the fact that there is pennant fight this year in The National league.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

The contested distjcts at Denver are few and far between. A short horse is sepn curied.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

Hot Springs, Va, has also become a summer capital or center of porch in fluence.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

John w. Gates is going to Europe, although few people ever there are in the habit of betting a million on any thing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

One of the November issues relates to the speaker of the noxt house. Shall he be Champ Clark or Joe Cannon?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

The Mexican revolution along the Texas border was diowned in the noise of our Fourth of July.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

Secretary Root does not seem to 5e able to shake off the Muldoon habit
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

The Taft wieghing scales now re- cord 297h: pounds. He seems to be enjoying the caEipaign.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

The trip to Denver is almost of con- tinental size, put thousands are mak- mg It.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

Taft is now a private citizen for ths firs- lime in 22 years.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

The democrats are filling Denver, and Denver, no coubt, is filling the democrats within its hospitable bounds.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

The flag got its forty sixth star yes terday. None are genuine that have less.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

A contemporary discusses "when Adam and Eve Were Married" As the poet says, That was very long ago"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

Our radiant queen hates sluts and sluttery.
 Merry Wives of Windsor.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

said MT. Cleveland. Not if your name is Roosevelt.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
BEFORE THE HIGHBALL.

Adam was returning home at twilight. What's the use of staying out late?' he asked "There isn't a thing to do.'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

A Mississippi youth committed suicide for three ladyloves. For the one named Carrie he swallowed morphine, for the one named Eva he took laudanum and for the one named Henrietta he shot himself in the mouth. That's what you call being true even in death.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

We didn't hear of any suffragettes figur ing in the June bride crop.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES
REPLIES.
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
FICKLE.

When women do They don't. And when they will They won't.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05

Missouri man saved two lives and all the reward he got was a scolding from his wife for wetting his clothes Will some one please get up and say, Now, that's just like a woman!"?
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-07-05
JUNGLE REMUS."

han the dream of a mothers kissl
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26
M0T0RMAN IS FOUND
 GUILTY OF MAMSLAUGHTER

NEW YORK, January 25.-Paul Kelly, the motorman who was indicted for homicide in connection with the Ninth avenue elevated wreck in which sixteen persons lost their lives in Sep tember, 1905, was found guilty of man. slaughter in the second degree tonight. The jury made a strong recommenda- tion for mercy. The train of which Kelly was motorman struck a curve at Fifty-third street and Ninth avenue and was derailed. One car crowded with passengers plunged to the street. Kelly fled after the accident and months afterwards was arrested in San Francisco.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26
PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS

Al Kinney has rturned from trip to the Gila Valley where he spent a day on business.
 II. R. Mcdonald of Hillsboro. Texas, arrived in the city last evening and is registered at the Dominion.
 F. c. Baxter, representing the Sulli. van Machinery company of Fl Paso, arrived in the eit.T last evening from Tucson.
 Deputy Sheriff w. c. Duncan has re- turned from Photrix, where he took an insane woman who was committed to the territorial asylum.
 l.. ]. Cannard and family, former res. idents of Globe, arrived in the city last evening from ioldfeld, New, and expect to again make their home in Globe.
 Judge F. $. Nav, returned last even. ing from Phoenix, where he has been
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26
AT THE CHURCHES
St. Johns EllIscopal Church.

ot. Jouu hl'lsCupdl CuuICu.
 Morning prayer at Il o'clock; Ssr- mon, "Individualis m"; evening pray CT at 7:30 o'clocS; sermon, "Chris. tianity Compared With Eastern Reli- gions." Sunday school at 10 Q. m. All are very cordially invited.
 Salvation Army. Meetings for Sunday, January 26: Holiness meeting, II a. m, "A Full Surrender; Sunday school ? p. m., CA Jolly Crowd'; Salvation meeting r. m., "Victoryn An who are interest. ed in this revival come and help by your songs and prayers. God holds you responsible to help save others. Ensign and Mrs. West will be glad to shake hands with you.
 First Baptist.
 There will be the usual service at the First Baptist church today. Preaching at II a. m. by Iastor, subject, "Christ Cleansing the Tenple.'' Sunday school 3 p. m. Preachin,y 1880 P. m., subject, "The Coming Revival" If you are interested in the salvation of Globe, come to these meetings. Strangers and the unsaved cordially invited. l. E. McDavid, pastor.
 St. Paul's Methodist Episcopal Church.
 Sunday school, 10 A. m; preaching service, l a. m., subject, "The Book for the People, the Princes, the King; Epworth League, 6;45 p. m; preaching service, 7:30 ?. m., sub jeet, "Iiow Near Has His Kingdom CCmei" Music by the choir. Prayer meeting Wednesday, 1880 p. m., subject, "rhe Story of the Blind Man" John 9: l-3s. This story will be illustrated wit, beautiful stere- opticon views and explained by the pas tor. Friday, 1880 p. m., Bible class. Come and let us reaso on together. Ed win George Decker, Jastor.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

attending the session of the supreme court of the territory, of which he is an associate justice.
 Among the we'll known travelling men who arrived in the city last evening to spend Sunday were Sam Kirschner, Tommy Sutton and J. w. Pierce. All are stopping at the Dominion.
 w. A. Neiswanger, vice president Of the Inspiration Mining company, leaves this morning for Kansas City to at- tend the meeting of the directors next Tuesday. Mir. Neiswanger was highly pleased with his visit to Globe and he expressed himself as well satisfied with what has been accomplished by the com. pany during the past year with its linn ited finances.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26
Wedge Saloon Sold.

James Sickelstcel, who has been part ner with J. NJ. Mcdonald in the Wedge saloon during the past two years, dis posed of his interest to his partner yes terday.
 Messrs. "Mac and Jim," as they are most popularly known, have a host of friends here and all will regret to learn of "Jim's" leaving Tuesday for his home in 0tesco, Mich.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26
Fair Warning

High graders who take or molest ord on my Yellow Metal mine run the risk of being very nearly shot. My 5ld Texas watchman commands the find with rife from Fort Loma. No oss allowed there without written orders from E. F. KELLNER.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Sues for Premium-The Gila County Abstract company secured judgment yesterday in Judge Thomas court for $l05.44 against the Arizona Commercial Copper company. The amount com. prises insurance premiums for three months of policies which the company claims were not authorized. The plaint. if was represented by Alfred & Whitcher and the mining company by Rawlins Little. An appeal will prob. ably be taken.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26
PEOPLES CASH sToREr

Ladies Suits and Cloaks. Everything in WomeR's and Children's Ready-tv- Wear Clothes and Underwear, Milli. nery and Fancy Goods, Etc.
 DOLPH BAATZ & co.
 686 N. Broad Street,
 Globe, Arizona.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26
Look Out for Arbor Day.

Three hundred cottonwoods fresh from the trees, length from six to six teen feet; prices five to forty cents each, at Fred H. Golden's, 977 North Broad street
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Going East-Miss Achenbach leaves Tuesday morning for the east, to pur- chase spring millinery and new fixtures for her store. While away her place will be remodeled and not open to GUS toners. On her return the opening date will be announced.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

thirty-fve couples. A very pleasant evening was spent by all who attend ed. Another dame will be given on Wednesday night at the same place.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Knights to Dance-The Knights of Columbus have secured Dreamland for their second annual ball to be given on the night of March i7.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

An Enjoyable Dance-The young men who live at the Maurel hotel gave a very enjoyable dance last evening at Maurel hall which was attended by
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Don't Miss It-There is a little cou- pom in the advertisement of the Globe Jewelry company this morning, which when clipped from the Silver Belt and presented at the store entitled the hold CT to a valuable present. Read the ad., cut the coupon and get your present.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

ing an attractive line of millinery and will return to Globe the latter part of this week.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Another Big Novelty. See "An Unwel ,ome Visitor" at the Iris tonight. It's very funny.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Badly Fractured Leg-Dominiek Val, employed at the Gray mine, is confined at the O. D, hospital suffering from the effects of a badly fractured leg. While at work in drift yesterday morning Val was caught by falling rock, which struck him on the right leg. breaking it just above the knee.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26
SHORT STORIES OF THE CITY

Died of Pneumonia-Flavi Barrelie, Mexican, for some time employed at the O. D. mine, died at the hospital yesterday morning after few days illness with pneumonia.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Another Big Novelty. See "An UnwelcDrne Visitor at the Iris tonight. It's v,ry funny.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Buying Goods-In letter sent to the Silver Belt, Mrs. D. A. Fort, writing from New York, states that she is buy
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Another Big Novelty. See "An Unwelcome Visitor" at the Iris tonight. It's very funny.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Another Big Novelty. See "An Unwelcome Visitor at the Iris tonight. It's very funny.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Change of Firm-Edwards & Neff have purchased the Toggery stock of goods from Christy and are now in charge of the store. MT. and Mrs. Christy have left the city.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1908-01-26

Cut out the coupon in this ad. bring it Jewelry Co. and you will receive one of thermometer and barometer.
 Read over the ad. carefully and take ad, low prices.