The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-31
DRIF WOOD

for one of these llttle ncW nS.Si- handkerchiefs, we can't heip but thihN it's a lot of money to blow In. a + +
 Don't you think 1t would be terrible for women to go, to the goils anu snH vote and probably be cfushco to ueeth in the confusionY .
 "oh. I don't know-they attend bar gain sales.
 "Time will heal all things"
 That's your opinion, but l tell you 1t won't heel a shoe.
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 The man who has an ax to grind In this life will often find He cannot do the thing alone He needs someone to turn the stone When a man is feather brained ts, the slightest puff will send htKa up Tn the air above everyone else! We often hear it said of a man that he Is good church worker. some cases for lots of people in. this world work the church and work It overtime for the impression 1t will make upon the public
 Marriage makes hoorwalkers of lots of men.
 Sunday School Teacher: Now. John ny, what did Isaac say to Rebecca when he mot her at the well?"
 Johnny: I guess he said. "yat's de matter? Els your store on fre?" Lives of great men oft remind us
 How we buy them when we can Then departing leave behind us
 Debts on the installment plan
 Just fancy the officers of the Ameri- can and Japanese iron-clads sitting down to the mollycoddlish pastime of drinking tea and playing fan tan. Now is the time to begin doing your Christmas shopping. Perhaps you can decide on just what you want for your friends between now and the day itself.
 Also. MT. Voter. when you go to the polls next week don't forget the terrible panic last october which oc- cured under a Republican administra- ton.
 About the most important thing to be considered jug now is the relative strength of MT. Hughes and MT. Chan An exchange intimates that "The Merry Widow opera Is a better pro- duction than shakospeare's Merry peare's works will live on when The Merry Widow" and her hat, too, are forever forgotten.
  A prominent authority states that married men live. longer than bach Alors. Don't doubt tito a married man one day seems an eternity some and has a good time while he's here. though.
 The powdered and perfumed little wardrobes occasionally at their last seasons bathing skirts that were rath- CT eXiguous but all the same revealed two good reasons for wearing them. TWO times in this world when you don't get any sympathy is when you fall on a banana peeling and fall In love.
 Iris sad to think the girl who got Your diamond ring last summer Is flashing if hefore the gaze
 Of some sebaceous drummer.
 Tn Bulgaria the chief article of food is sour milk mada into zoghurt. No wonder the Bulgarianc feel like going to war.
 A New Jersey man claims to have seen a snake recently with whiskers Tho kind of whiskeY that fellow inl- bihed must he rich. rare and racv.
 
 An Engllshman claims to have
  all along. A raucous female with an indomitable will and a muscular arm will accomplish a cure in most cases. One authority declares that women will not wear corsets in heaven. Ger tainly not-they have a tight enough saueeze to get there anyhow.
 Ashes on the Hearth. See them there-the ashes on the A soft dull gleam-a shroud all
 ghostly wbite-- But cold dust of the thing that gave The end of the warm flame that
 shone so bright Tn the grey twilight of the dying day see the wraiths of yesteryear fit The sad white face of her I'll love oh. Love. the ashes-they can never
 Phli Fl. Armstrong.
 
 Back at Drift.
 Drift Armstrong declares that when A blond angel from that city knocks at the pearly gates St. Peter never fails to let the perfumed darling in on