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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
One of the
Essentials

Of the happy homes of to-day is .
vast fund of information as to the
best methods of promoting health and
happiness and right living and know
ledge 0f the worlds best products.
Products of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained to world.
wide acceptance through the approval
of the Well-Informed of the World;
not of individuals only, but Of the
many who have the happy faculty OF
selecting and obtaining the best the
world affords.
One of the products of that class,
of known component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and
commended by the WellInformed OF
the World as valuable and whole
some family laxative is the well-known
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA. To
get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co., only, and
for sale by all leading druggists.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together
and until the last few years was supposed 10 DC
incurab BILE. For q great many years doctors
pronounced it local disease and prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced It In
durable. Science has proven catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney Co., Toledo,
Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on e
market. 1t is taken internally in doses from 10
drops to teas poonful. 1t acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
They offer one hundred dol lars for any case it
fails to cure. Send for circulars and testi-
monals.
Address: F. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

to awaken sympathy. Years Of mis-
fortune alone are not always sutfi-
cient, so he resorts to deception In
makeup. usually running toward de-
formity of some sort Playing cripple
Is a favorite ruse.
In tie larger cities, where begging
still flourishes under the guise of ped
ding this deception is resorted to
daily. 1t is an old dodge to pose as
one EARNED man. A false stump is
attached to the shoulder and the real
arm is tied to the side Of the body.
A loose-fitting coat or full blouse
does the rest.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
No Inside.

1t distressed Miss Willing to find
how much the little girls in her Sun
day school class thought about dress
and outward adorning. She lost no op-
portunity to tell them how slight was
the Importance Of such things, says the
Youths Companion.
The reason l didn't come last Sun
day was because my coat wasn't fin
ished," said small Mary Potter one day,
when questioned as to her non-appear-
ance the week before. "My old one had
spots on it that wouldn't come off and
a place where the buttons had torp
through"
But, Mary, dear" said the teacher,
gently, you know It's not the outside
that really matters"
"Yes'm, l know" said little Mary ;
'but, Miss Willing. mother had ripped
the lining out, 50 there wasn't any in
side to look at"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
Spring Humors

Impure or eHete matters accumulated
in the blood during the winter cause in the
spring such disfguring and painful troubles
as boils, pimpes, and other eruptions, also
weakness, loss of appetite, that tired feeling.
The lest medicine to take is Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the
blood, and effects permanent cures by giving
healthy functional activity to the stomach,
liver, kidneys, bowels and skin.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

Your S. s. S., in my opinion, is as good a
medicine as can be had; it simply cannot be
improved upon as remedy to purify and enrich
the blood and to invigorste and tone up the
system. This spring my blood was bad and
was run down in health, and having seen your
medicine highly advertised commenced its use.
Today my blood is in fine condition and my
general health is Of the best. Am filling posi-
ton as fireman for a large concern here. and
if Twas not in good physical condition it would
be impossible for me to nll the place. Your
S. S. S. has been of great service to me and do
not hesitate to give it the credit it deserves
WIN. F. VANDYKE.
s15 Fifth Street, Beaver Falls, Penn.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
S.S,S.eApE ESR BLOOD

important part system blood Every
vital fluid
maintain them health and enable each
the heart
life receives and motive from the blood since
readily be
necessary would the
ailments
of infected with impurities
humos poison follow Muddy slow
blood infected with
which have changed from fresh stream to
and
the skin evidence bad blood or ulcers
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
A Dark Secret.

The shades of night were falling fast
The pride of the household was en-.
tertaining young man in the front
parlor.
"Nettie," called the fair ones father
from the library, "arent you going to
light the gas in thereY"
an minute, papa replied the dear
girl. George and | were just speaking
of-cr-striking match"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

Lazy Lewis-I wuz told dat de farm
er wot lives on dat hill paid his hands
list de same whedder dey worked er
not, SO | went an hired t. him.
Tired Thomas--Den youse played OF
sick, reckon?
Lazy Lewis-Yep, an at de end ov
de month / found dat he never paid
nobody nothin' nohow.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
The Dreaded Nuisance.

81 wish you would give this office
boy q trial. l am sure you will like
him. He is such a CHEEKY little chap
always whistling at his job"
"Humph. 1 guess that is the very
reason he is now whistling for job
American.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

The man who had sculptured the Egyp
tian sphinx was standing off and looking
at his handiwork.
but what does it mean?" inquired the
bystanders.
The sculptor hesitated.
III don't know" he answered. Con
suit your Baedeker."
AS for the sphinx, It grinned slightly,
but said nothing.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
On the Ten Party Line.

Suddenly the alarm clock went off.
The sleeper, half awake, listened.
It's only one ring he said. Ours is
tour rings
Whereupon he went to sleep again and
missed his train.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

goes circulation particle OF mpurty
tones
adds to the blood the hethu IS
the OF disease s. b neutral
fresh and and
letter and all other skin diseases and upons
Ulcers Malaria and all
bad blood Book the blood and
advice desired free to all who write
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC co.. ATLANTA GA.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

which break out on the flesh, often
from a very insignificant bruise or
even scatch or abrasion. If the blood
was pure and healthy the place would
heal at once, but being loaded with
impurities, which are discharged into
the wound, irritation and infamma-
tion are set up and the sore continues.
Bad blood is also responsible for
Anaemia, Boils, Malaria, etc. the
weak, polluted circulation cannot fur
nish the nourishment and strength
required to sustain the body, and a
general un-down condition of health
results. S. S. S. is natures blood
purifier and tonic; made entirely of
healing cleansing roots and herbs,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
AHrmafiYe TeAtimOnY.

Baldwin-Tbe doctors say there are
more than fifty kinds of headache. Do
you believe it?
Rambo-I know it. I've frequently
had all of em in one morning.-Chicago
Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
Necessarily.

Byers-Seems to me furs are priced
excessively high.
Shopleigh--Yes, the fur trade is ad-
mittedly good deal of skin game.
kansas City Times.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
THE ART OF BEGGING.

There are tricks in every trade, but
the professional beggar is about the
trickest individual at large. His sue
cess depends entirely upon his ability
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

HOWARD 4. BURToN.-Assayer arr Chemist.
- Lesdville, Colorado Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver Lead, 81 Gold, Silver, 7bc Gold, 6oc Zinc or
Copper, 81. Cyanide tests Mailing envelopes and
full price list sent application. Control and Un-
pire work solicited. References: Carbonate Ne
uonal Bank.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

Sarsatabs are Hoods Sarsaparilla in
shocoated tablet form. They have identically
the same curative properties as the liquid form,
besides accuracy of dose. convenience, economy,
no loss by evaporation, breakage, or leakage.
81, of druggists or promptly Of us by mail
g. l. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
The Modern Way.

Fifth grade next year, johnny"
"Yes, SIR"
"Ah, you'll be in fractions or deci-
mails then, no doubt?"
mo, sir; III be in beadwork and
perforated squares. s."-Pittsburg Post.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

Patience-Did you ever attend
cooking school?
Patrice-Oh, yes I've had that kind
of dyspepsia, too o!-Yonkers States
man.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

1ITo St. vtus' Dance and all Nervous Diseases
tIIN permanently cured by DR.. kl!nes Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE f2trial bottle and
treatise Dr. r. Il Kline Id, 931 Arch St. Phila- Pa
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their chl4oreu
during the tee thing period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

The Modern Way.
Scribbles-How would you 60 about
getting a play on the stage?
Dribbles-I'd first write novel.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
Shake Into\"our Shoes,

Shake Into our Shoes.
Aliens Foot Ease. ] s res painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating fe> lakes new shoes easy.
sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores. Don't
accept any su ubstitute. sample FREE. Address
A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02
Alwaya Talking.

"My wife tells me everything she
does" said the benedict, proudly.
She is like an open book
II wish mine was like an open
book" sighed the meek little man with
the chin whiskers.
HNn,, ln
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

"Yes; If she was like an open book
perhaps l would be able to shut her
up"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1908-04-02

No. 14-O8
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-24
BROOKLYN BRIEFS.

Miss Margaret Cronin of North Leonard street has returned from a vacation in New York.
 The Misses Reilly of Niagara Falls returned to their home to-day after visiting several weeks with the Mahaney family of Bank street.
 The Cadets and Stanley Parks will meet at Rockville next Sunday and settle the question as to which Is the better team. The game is for $25 side and is likely to be warmly contested. It Is the last game that the Parks will play this season.
 Because it would be directly II, the middle of Liberty street when 1t Is extended to Bank, the hydrant on Bank street opposite Wards fiat was moved few feet in northerly direction to-day. The curb for Lib. erty street extension has all been laid on the Bank street side.
 "A piece of steel flew into the left eye of James Leary of South Fifth street wh--e he was at work yesterday afternoon in the Farrel foundry The little "speck" em- bedded itself in the eye so firmly that it caused much annoyance un- til it was removed by physician.
 Bernard Reilly of 29 Crane street was seriously injured few days ago in this section while un- loading lumber from wagon. One of the large pieces of timber struck him in the abdomen, injuring him internally. Although the mans con- dition was critical yesterday Dr George w. Russell, the attending said to-day that in all probability the man would recover.
 The firemen are becoming very familiar with the drill tower at the Brooklyn engine house, and some of the boys are becoming experts on the apparatus. The drills continue every afternoon and new. stunts" are being tried each day. The fire men seem to like the work as it breaks the monotonous routine which they are accustomed to.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-24
THE DISTRICT COURT
Jussnsui Given h Several
 Cases Lsss on LIs'.

The business arranged for hearing in the district court to-day fell through. the case of H. J. Lapalme against the Realty De- velopment Co having been compro- missed. This was an appeal from the city court which gave Judgment for the plaintiff to recover $100 and costs for repairing and decorating house owned by the defendant company. Judgment by agreement was given the plaintiff to-day.
 The jury yesterday had second try to reach an agreement in the suit of Giuseppe Genoya against L. D. Bouley for damages of $100 and rem dered verdict for $22.
 The case of the Johnson County Savings bank of Iowa City, Ia. against A. c. Walker to recover for jewelry was decided in favor of the defendant and the case of the First National bank of the same place against H. Brenner for $500 for jew elry was also lost by the plaintiff. The cases were practically alike.
 The banks were assignees of a jewelry firm which claimed to have sold certain articles of jewelry to the defendants. The sale was admitted but 1t was found that the jewelry was very inferior, MT Walker showing by chemical tests on the stand yester- day that a ring apparently gold was merely plated copper. This is t third time these cases have been tried and each time the plaintiffs lost
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-24

1ousrs iosing usoney fevsry ea1s nat youf tenement 0 snfAnk Eo1 the Democrat nud . tenank daxD foe
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-24
Delegates to Prison Congress.

Governor Woodruff has appointed as delegates to represent Connecticut at the American prison congress, to be held in Richmond, Va, November IA to 19, 1908, Rev Dr H: NJ. Thomp- son, president of the Connecticut Prison association; vice-Presidents Elisha J. Steele and Theodore P. Fordham, Secretary John c. Taylor and Mrs Taylor. Clarence M. Thomp- son, agent of the association, and H. H. Spooner, Rev Frederick Lent and Rev F. H. l.. Hammond, officials of the association. The delegates will pay their own expenses on the trip.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-24
MRS HoWE's LAST VISIT.
Venerable Writer Pays Farewell
 Call on Her Only Son.

Newport. Sept 24.-The venerable author of the Battle Hymn of the Republic" Mrs Julia Ward Howe, in the SSth year of her age, returned to her country seat at Portsmouth. near the farms of the Vanderbilt boys after making what she said was a farewell visi. to her only son. Professor Henry M. Howe. at Bed ford, N. r.
 Mrs Howe was met at the pier by her daughters, Mrs Hall and Mrs Maud Howe Elliott.
 Mrs Howe appeared, despite her years. in a good physical condition. She said: T have made my last visit" She was begged by her daughters not to take the big jour ney to New York state, but she in- sisted.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-24
In,nher Burnefi.

Milford. Me. Sept 24.-More than 500 1000 feet of partially finished lumber piled in the yards of the George W. Barker Co and the Jor- dan Lumber Co In this town, was destroyed by 6 fire early to-day. The. lumber was valued at nearly }t75,- 900, the loss being equally divided between both companies and vas well insured.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-09-24
PLATTS MILLS FIRE.
Barn of the Bristol Co Caused Dam-
 age of STOOD.

Barn of the Bristol Co Caused Dam
 age of $7,0OO.
 There was another conflagration in South Brooklyn last night. when a barn and contents owned by the Bristol Co at Platts Mills went up in smoke, the damage amounting to something in the neighborhood of $7,000 or $8,000. The building con- tained three horses, wagons, Quan- tity of paper, lumber and many other things. The place started to burn about midnight, and spread so rapid ly that 1t was impossible to save any thing but the wagons, even the three horses being cremated. The com pany's fire apparatus was pressed into service, but it could do nothing towards extinguishing the flames. The origin of the fire is not known. but it is supposed to have resulted from spontaneous combustion. It made a great blaze while 1t lasted, but 1t was not in 1t as a spectacular affair with that given at the lacquer department of the acid shop the other night, when folks who got tired look ing at the illumination sat down in the lots and whiled away the time playing cards. The damage at Bris- tolls is covered by insurance.
 The fire department had call to Brown street last evening, where a mattress in one of the houses started to burn. It was tossed into the yard before it did any damage.
 Chief Snagg of the fire department and Captain Hestman of the Leaven- worth street engine house, accom- panied by E. H. Towle, went to Bridgeport to-day and examined the new auto truck which Is being made there for the city.
Connecticut western news., 1908-02-27
INDUSTRY MAY MOVE
MiIlerton Concern Said to be Looking
 for New Location.

Millerton Concern Said to be Looking
 for New Location.
 Hanford Eggleston and company of Millerton. N. Y., manufacturers of over alls and other garments for working people are planning to move their works to another place and have made inquiries concerning Great Harrington says The Pittsfeld Eagle. They have been offer ed building owned by P, A. Russell which would be suitable as to size and rent. A representative of the company is expected in Great Harrington in a few days to look over the property. Their reason for leaving Millerton is that it is hard to get help as they employ mostly girls and women. About 200 or more hands are employed when the plant runs full time.
 MT. Russell has made them splendid offer of the building which was used as a wool store house at the time when the woolen mill was running. The con- pany is reported to be strong financially.
Connecticut western news., 1908-02-27
COL. CARDS MISFORTUNE
Mind is Unbalanced and Recovery Is
 Problematical

Mind is Unbalanced and Recovery is
 Problematical
 The many friends and acquaintances of Col. Card, owner of the Millerton Telegram, will learn with profound regret that he is afflicted with a mental trouble that has necessitated his being committed to the Hudson River State Hospital in Poughkeepsie, N. Y. and that the nature of the affiiction is such that his recovery is decidedly problems tical.
 Several days ago he went to Winsted for the purpose of having an operation performed for the removal of growth on his foot that had been causing him considerable inconvenience. The phY- sician who examined him decided that he was not in fit condition to undergo the operation, and suggested that he enter a sanitar1um. Almost immediately he exhibited marked symptoms of in- sanity. On Saturday evening he escaped from some Winsted friends who had taken him from the hospital, and he was finally found at the rear of resi- dence, sitting on rock and thoroughly chilled. Prompt attention, however, prevented serious consequences. The physician who was called said that Mir Card would have died from exposure in another half hour.
 He was taken to his home in MillsrtoH Sunday, where the formality of adjudg- ing him insane was gone through with, and he was taken to Poughkeepsie On Monday as above stated.
 The NEWS joins with his legion of friends in expressing the hope that he may respond to the treatment he wIn receive at Poughkeepsie, and that he may soon be restored to his normal mental and physical condition.
Connecticut western news., 1908-02-27
Model Sunday Paper.

We believe the best Sunday edition of a daily paper published east of the Rock ies is that of the Boston Post Too many of these editions are stronger on quantity than quality. The Post is strong on both. It is entertaining, interesting and contains something to interest every read CT. In complete form it gives the news of New England and of the world, has magazine and comic supplements, fash ion, household, sporting and other de- partments and an unsurpassed array of miscellaneous matter.
Connecticut western news., 1908-02-27

The store is one of Cauaan's larl est business institutions i'll the mercarti,e line and is fav ored with large patron age from the surrounding territory as we'll as in the village It is one of two large stores in the village, larger than are usually found in places no larger than Canaan and this speaks volumes for the enterprise and activity of the village. THE NEWS joins with the other business concerns in Canaan in extend ing the right hand of fellowship to the new firm and we wish it a prosperous future.
Connecticut western news., 1908-02-27
PINE GROVE CHAUTAUQUA

Connecticut Association Win Hold
 Meeting There August 5 to I4.
 The assemblages of the Connecticut Chautauqua assemblages will not be confined to the Plainville grounds this year if present plans mature. Arrange ments are now being made to hold n one-week assembly on the Canaan camp ground where, number of years ago. people fiocked by the thousands to at tend the famous camp meetings, This spot is said to have a number of advan- tages over the grounds at Plainville. The dates chosen are August to IA Rev. B. F. Gilman Of Torrington will have charge of the meetings.
Connecticut western news., 1908-02-27
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The very decided preference for Theo. dore Roosevelt asa presidential candi' date, which was developed by the "straw vote" taken in Canaan and Falls Village by THE NEWS, and the inquiries made in other villages, moves us to present z Roosevelt Limerick this week.
 Send us fifth line, rhyming with the first and second lines, expressing youl views. Folks who think the president should step down and out, will at once observe that there is an excellent oppor. tunity to rhyme Hughes" with "views' and "News" of lines one and two. Ii you don't want Hughes, twist the word, ing about to include your favorite can. didate or complete the Limerick in any other way you like. -
 A three-months' subscription will be awarded to the winner. Furthermore, we will give to each person who sends us line small gift which will be ap- preciated and which will be preserved be- cause it will be acceptable to those who are interested in a fad which is now popular. a fad in which everyone is more or less interested.
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