The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-27
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10 those conventions For anyhoWf
 ac conss eap o sr sf the don nnors sno~ for how to enjoy themseives--You needn't think that; they have much more fun than women--Weli. they are so much
 Dinnsr--I wonder what old Thaw is doing now'--I wouldn't like to be proven crazy--I had rather go to jail oysrit th,nk Mi soon rssruasy ss nmss nssrlg haven't bought thing for Summer yet-The weather doesn't keep the peo- pie of the streets--As long as they to spend it--Isn't Ii funny how quick ly they forgot old Thaw--Weii. we got the franchise at last--I hope we know how fs to use @ it--I bet you we stand at Montgomery put that fountain there VI hope l get one of the gold fish when they move it.-Those fish will be whales by then--Well so long--Dont do anything till see you
 The Breese and the Bonnet.
 In the primer. after one has gotten and log spelled with hgphens between the letters, one comes to the. dainty little ditties about how the wind sour ries through the forest and scat-ters ly a grown-up way of saying ''s-c9a-t" with with o-a.p the leaves. 1t - sounded % Sds
 
 But when the leaves that it scatters are not in the forest and never were there; when they are merely trying to look pretty as a. back ground for q a bird of paradise on the hat of q terrestrial angel. their scattering Is not poetic or picturesque but only pestif- suuare feeeSlonaSiy dressed Sh looed woman--at least she had on enough different frills and furbelows and jim cracks and gew-gaws and other feml- nine nothings to make her look fash lonabiy dressed to undiscerning man felt her head growing light she won dered how . balloon, that was very tired and wished to sink back to earth to throw out ballast,
 ss De s0sGfs s1fe saw fSssq sSe bird fairly Winsins it's way toward the Capitol, while the real old malaga grapes were pumping merrily over the eobble-stones with q speed that defied pursuit An, how that vas sad as the
 She was one of the few women who suffered at all---as to the. hats.
 But the menl Men who had been ten were 1oited back into lively reeol- lection as they chased the flying derby across the Avenue and the popuIace hoofed according to the several dispo- sitions of it's coinpos.nG members. 9th CTS, trying to bs sedate. walked caIkly after the hats that had suddenly left snowshoes and their hands into hams and their clothes into geat bags, of slick work homespun before they stepped quickly Into shops and thence tah, clever dogs.l despatched dimipu- tive niggerH after the lids that had left seixaa far ti,a haf. th ~ knav a thine or ' two ana the second or third thing that they knew was learned about tf- teen minutes Iatet when they. were niggers had gone away with their hats. Perhaps they were. the inost--to be pitied.
 tfP. kenaeay CangTafulsted OF Escape.
 Mir. H. Ray Kennedy, a popular mem. Der of the Fire Department, limped down town with. pair of crutches yes fiends renewed congratulations upo,. I his marvellous escape from instant death two weeks ago;
 MT; Kennedy while walking under startled. to be struck upon the right foot with piece of steel that'had come from the top of the building. It nearly feii upon the forward part of h:s foot as It might otherwise have been. It was DAQ enough, LUOukl, anu UlFs AeuS nsdy Has not Yet begun to try to cease
 Since 1t came from overhead, 1t has never been known how 1t struck h.s had. Mir. Kennedy would not now need crutches. With the congratulations that were given him yesterday was Kenendy appreciated quite as much as he did the felicitations; he intimated that he didn't think he was so very nearly crushed of. still, he was thank full
 The Advance of the AutOmObEle.
 The charge of the Light Brigade may have been more noisy and spirited but was little if any more rapid and sure than the advance of the automobile into the South. Is sentiment that was expressed last night by Mir. J. M. Cram, the assistant, sales manager of the Mitchell Motor Car Company. MT. Cram Is in Montgomery to transact bus mess for his company and will remain here until tomorrow. He has just made business tour of several States of the South liyng east of the Mississippi and Is enthusiastic over the outlook of the automobile not only as an article diversion
 .'The extension of the employment of
 
 pleasure but for transportation of freight in the South is wonderful" said MT. Cram. Yet to one who has trav- eled through the South fors the especial purpose of studying conditions bear ing upon the trade 1t is not surprising. In the first place the South, in climatic respects. Is the ideal place for motor ing. With such weather as you have down here motoring Is possible as a sport during the entire twelve month.
 The roads are not the best In the world and only a few are nearly the worst in the world, And they are be- ing improved rapidly and almost uni- versally. And the influence of the au- upon the automobile is in my mind mu- tually equal. Improved roads bring au- tomobiles, but the bringing of auto mobiles give great impetus to road. building, In every State I have vis- tied the interest in better highways was most marked. This Is especially true in Georgia. but it is notable The recent construction of a race-course near Savannah is indicative of the growing interest.
 The South is prospering everywhere and the auto, once considered merely a luxury. is now as in other parts of the country. regarded almost as a ne- cesslty. Our orders from the South are become e considerable factor in our business and our factory is put to 1t to supply demands for customers here and in other sections, though our output is large. So great is the demand from the South that a special type of best pattern ;s manufactured to fit Che needs"
 The Duplex Departure System.
 The double entry system of book keeping is taught in all the best com merclal schools and accountants who don't know it are supposed to be no better in the keeping of their own and