New-York tribune., 1908-06-14
FUTILITY OF BOMBS
Japanese Schoolboy ProUes 1t to
Russian anarchist.
Hashimura Togo. in Golfers Weekly.

Hon Russia have no Constitution say Cousin
Nogi from newspaper. She require to get one with
considerable quick
'Of what use is Hon. Constitution to got it," 1
enquire for answer
'It is good thing to follow flag" dictate Nogi who
presume
Constitution would have had delicious fob follow
ing Russian flag in ManChura, l collapse with
Port Arthur eye-wnk.
Hon Russia expect to obtain freedom IN soon
space of time" simplify this Nosi.
How she expects to got them freedom?" ask to
know.
by bombs & bombast," agitate Nogi
DO Hon. Bombs get freedom for persons?" ex-
emplify.
"Of sure it do" say NOgi IF one Revolutional
gentleman make step-up to me with handclasp full
of lit bombs and decry Give freedom for Hon.
Russia before l excite them dynamite! what L re-
ply to them speak? ! reply, To be certainly, Mr.
Murder. Took all the freedom you require for Hon.
Russia and do not worry about returning it "
You are ashamed" / snub for scorn. Japanese
samurai should not enjoy fear EXPLOSIONS
Il amt afraid of explosions ne say. II am
merely modest about loud noises"
Nogi would make very neat Czar for Russia.
OF recently. Mr.. Editor hear Hon. Anarchist
speak about them Revolution which is being post
poned in Russia. This gentleman is very courageous
with whiskers which ne in all directions. He
say following statistick about Hon. Bomb:
something are wrong about them Hon. Bombs
made in ST Petersburg. They don't never explode
when requested to do Hon. Bombs made in
Japan is better for assassnations, because
they is very faithful about going Off" This from
Hon. Anarchist.
Them truth about Hon. Bombs. Mr.. Editor, is
difference between all-everything did by Russia &
Japan. Japanese persons make war; IT so off, thank
you. Russian persons make war; it. sizzle out by
oratory. Hon. Bomb of Japan is very energetick &
dutiful; Hon. Bomb of Russia is full of free-ove
policies vodka, Gorky, shoe buttons & face-powder
When requested to go off it hesitate with insulting
splutters make deceptive pretence of going to Sleep
and when, of finally it do explode. 1t enjoy that
eruption in vest-pocket of Hon Nihinsky who is
waiting steps of Sts Peter & Paul to salute
Little Father
Russian Revolution is entirely like that way
Nothing Russian goes off on time Even their boots
is difficult TO promptly and with their hair
it is impossible to do Some wise RevOlutionals
say: What Russia need is good program" SO
fudge to think Genius of Russia people is al1-time
making delicious programs which is forgotten
thank you. before Hon. Duma gets chance to talk
about something else. Russia has greatest states
men and poorest politicians of all-word.
One gentleman of New York Of recently. throw
bomb to Hon. Police who afterward pick him O.
gether from fence 6 trees He Nihilist gen
tleman who practising. Bombs is noisy
than pianos when praCticed on, but they has less
endurance When Hon Police with club enquire
explosion with Hon. Bomb" he make reply for
answer. "Because-so l dssgreeable about your
politicks.'
Bombs is very wrong things TO have around when
you are disagreeable about politicks. I ask to
know; what would be result if all persons done
that for argument? ! am disagreeabe about Jigo
Euro who around with Italian garlick in his
voice. Must l bomb him for il? I offended
by Hon. Strunsky. Irish gentleman who keeps
loon. Shall | make bang-up of him because of?
-.
tians and troubles Of life including Cousin Nogi
who is secretive about my refined Shirt he borrow
for Sunday next? All no. Dynamite ex-
pensiye be generous with
am regretful to see them foreign specie. Of ex-
plosions being brought to this kingdom Of
America where murder has always been very SIM
pie &, derlocratick. 1t are nsssuatng to Japanese
Boy them Baltick propoganders dropping
deathy fireworks into Union Square n. Y. 1t ts
sneeky trick. How much more honest and
straight fronted are it 10 Southern Con-
ereseman shoot negro vote in streetcar or Wash
ington, Black Handed Association of italian Sc
cret knife-stick very doggish OF lov-down
deprave: hut Night Riding Association of Anleri-
lynchers is considered very necessary band
Of patriotick terrors. When Black Handlers shoot
Italian banker is call imported crime: when
Night Riders shoot Southern farmer 1t is call
american custom There great difference
between them acts but both good ways 10
know.
There is phantkropists what goes around
Hon. World bombing kings emperors etc, when
is met.
"Why you explode them kings & emperors?"
l enquire TO know of Hon. Assassin | meet at
sidewalk.
"Because-so." say Hon Assassin, by sufficient
bombing. shoot-gun & poison OF soup l expect TO
rid Hon World of its entire rulers"
Such childhood thought" L decline. when
you kill Hon. Emperor. what happen? There is
still Hon. President. When you kill Hon. Presi
dent. how yet? There is still Hon. Sec. of State !
Him asassnated then there remain House of |
Representations which might be blew up; but |
Governors of all States must be also exploded to
iemove rulers. Then which? Then there Is Mayors |
of towns to sunpowder, then political Boss of each |
election district When them is erupted Hon. AL |
dermans must enjoy gunshot wound They are |
dead. What neAt7 Then city hall empoyee2