The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-10-08
'Cbistles.


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il sKs strictly probibis1d.
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sieey ia De baAh,ab and was drowned.
Pasted Rsrfp ker-'ei hin right
Yeast fsh books have bcen made
% precisely lbe same design Coz ?, eel
years. cnmsonbeAb lin, inss think
u lbs many changes in bAsi there have
been 10 this, ssme
Mrs HomerDo you mean ~ sky
ihAi Mr.. 8sbbles doesn't tell The
TRUTH Mr.. Aertdoof--Aoi neeesshr.
ily shs tells il II ~ something mean
about ihe nslghbors.
~ DO have 10 pay this ban for gas
shai ! have never usedf Not unless
you choose There is 20 eompulsiou
about H. We merely shut of your gas
II you don'l pay il.
--l1iggs- Beg pardon, bai did un.
dersiAnd you 10 ssy u costs YOU &c.
90 year 10 liyef BIggs Yes. DIRgs
Then why DO yoa do ~
--How DO you know be has lots Of
money! He has two automobiles. That
Is merely sign thai be used 70 have
Iot u money.
Yes. said Siormington Barnes, ]
love the stage. am bound W i by
many ties, as il were. Railroad iiesf
queried the fresh reporter.
-GrumbelI Most women have but
one idea. and that's dress. jerks
Huhl Nv wife has about dozen ideas
ali on thai subject
-Hiron-- Hello, old ehApl You're
looking well this morning. Dixon
You bet ann I'm looking for man
who owes me 80.
DO you ihink horse racing is de-
moralixingf No, answered young Mrs.
Torkins. Horse racing has kept many
husbands home. nights by preventing
them from having car fare to 20 any
where else
Gunner-Young Hathaway used to
travel in society circles when be was
10 this town. What circle does he
travel in nowi Guyer-The arctic cir
Gle, He's up in Alaska looking for
gold
DO you think women really talk
more than menf No; they merely use
more words.
-Chollie You girls sre always talk.
ing about clothes. You don't hear me
say anything about clothes' Mollie-
You don't have 10. They speak for
themselves.
Woman ofthe House "A big. strong
fellow like you ought TO be willing TO
work and earn his own living. Ian
qnid Launcelot That's wot ails me,
ma'am. Me muscles is all right, but
me will power is all gone.
So you ihaye plan for making
dlamondsi ! have, answered the man
from Paris. And what is the first step
in your processf To find some one who
has foolish money 10 invest.
ID may not be your intention. re-
marked Miss Gadde, but doesn't il
occur TO you that your treatment of me
is rather calculated TO make us bad
friends. No, replied Miss kandor cool
ly. bad an idea il would make us
good enemies.
You want W marry my daughter.
ehf May ask what chances you have
for getting on in the worldf ! have an
automobile, yacht and an airship.
Well, you seem 10 have every means
for getting on. She's yours, my boy
Short say, old man. will you let
me do you favori Long Sure. What
is III Short-Allow me 10 owe you $40
for a couple Of weeks.
She You needn't be so worked up
over my eoloring my hair. II is not a
life and death affair. He-It il dye.
ing matter.
-Caterer--iiow was that ice cream
we delivered 10 you yesterday Patron
Fine. II was the best ice cream
ever drank.
Missionary What is that sis foot
boat Cannibal That's my lunch box.
--firs, Fish What killed your poor
brolher' Second fish-He ate pre-.
digcsied fly.
Friend Well. folks. did you have
an exciting trip in new automobilef
Mr.. Rapid--Very. Weran down three
men. two boys, baby and ten dogs,
Mrs. Rapid-ies. we had perfectly
killing time.
Mrs, Green - overheard Nora
talking 10 herself rs she brushed of
the fancy china, She said so much Of
il was nothing short OF rnonotony. Mr..
Green DON'T worry. my dear; i won't
be long before she breaks the mono
Iony.
Did you say your new Doctors name
wns Sieed' Yes; DIR, Steed. NY I'd
be afraid 10 engage him. Sounds AZ
II be we're a great charger.
II don't like the porcupine for any
thing. remarked the lynx Why mott
asked the zebra. Because be brisiles
up at the least little thing.
~ II anything equal 10 more than the
sum Of iis parts' Yes. What is ~
A bead OF hair.
There's nothing that makes would
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