The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-08-30
DRIFT WOOD
Women are lot more touchous about their age than wine is.


 their age than wine is.
 The most popular play in New York ihsnt ihDt surprisins--his niss always was vas rather popular up in that little burs. Castro has driven his wife away be- ard. This % on top of the fact that he defies whole nations, puts him right in the list of the undssirabies.
 when a pretty girl doesn't know her own mind about the marriage proposl. ton, there is usually some guy around who will give her an introduction. On the crowded, lurching street car of life, how few of us fall Into the lap of Luxury. Y wouldn't be such a hard proposition if they didn't have such talking" ways.
 It's an i'll mind that blows nosodys MT. raft says that tariff revision shall begin immediately sttsr n,s m bering that linen were gay deceivers ever"
 Jacob and me" remarked the erstwhile And that is." returned his friend-- That Jacob worked seven years for one girl while l work one year TOT seven girls.
 A boys idea of having good time is sick sick. an old mans idea of 1t Is to keep we'll.
 It pretty nearly tickles sn old maid to death to be called by her first name
  Some men waste hours at the corner grocery arguing for the moral uplft ot sen,snisyY sos spyYittne neiis p sssii the ikindiias
 A girl who has washed the dishes and done most of the cooking at none sod ooarS Sasb. nH lust to know @ that she didn't have hand in the cooking.
 opportunity knocks but onee--try to De as much like her as you can. Wonder if well pc forced to haag onto strap on sirships like we do A philadeiphia man has. become ir- sane through drinking fifteen qusrts 0i strikes s.fK $ S us he was insane when hss began such feat in town thas 'snt dry. =
 . lF a. New York without some big murder trial is like an egg without sat or kiss without raustache.
 you Kindly convey through the inter aAh. ha," iaconically laughed the lady of the house. "so you are c&nx,sss. en,,s. "Nome--er not exactly" an soliciting for a campaign in the pread- basket" rase ian,t a stage at all. At all, For in stage-Iaid the viiian loses. The honest farmer won't cheat you es And 1iai the girl weds the man she chooses A New York girl became . nervous wreck, from too much piano piayi9s and hanged hersslfs sn,,s, T9s ReoPhas e0 her 10 the the iand of shades by a few hours. 2 ~Ffas the ghost walksd, ,t1is wsskf "Yep--but he was on cFutcnes
 rba I,ora tsmpess the nind to the ahora lamb everywhere sxsspt ID We@t c,etting back to this heaven of town is a real pleasure efter men.n in Wooly washington. # for noLning else just to see ttis parade os Elns glue Eysa sss 6t0nQGB that will promenade to church tnis beautiful sun-kissed Sabbath. i -&
 - The Autumn Erodus. There's a sorter fall-tirne feetan' comes
 a. stealin' o'er fellow
 Jes' long bout this time Q the year. Fer he knows thet summers dyin an
 the leaves commence a fiyin' When the north wind blows 'em orr ana
 turns 'em sere.
 An it alters makes me lonsome when
 I feel that summers passin An the leaves commence a driIhsh'
 driftin down f Oh. | tell you what the country haint
 the same when people leaves us When the city folks go traipsin' back Oh. the school n,arm an the preacher
 an each dainty perfumed creasSr9 An the city-chaps in flannels an ID Have backed their grips an left us an
 they don't know they've bereft us An twill be a. year before we meet Oh, no % more thex'ii milk old Betty on
 the. wrong side. nor ride Hetty The old gray mare and fall off on the
 groun. Oh, there's nothin' to amuse us an
 there's 'nothin' to enthuse us. When the city folks go t p 6 1 n