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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
Nir. Lillex,n Failure.

Boston IranScrIpL
 'sEadly fooled" will the countrys verdict upon Congressman Ldlley in his submarine investigations. Other smoke thought to have been discovered in the same direction several years ago. led the people to expect that MT. Iiliey had really found some fire. But ne had not The chief essential Tn any "disclosure" Is to have somethtng to disclose. Lilley appears to nave been a good man, wno, In Congress; waded out beyond hia depth.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

It makes little difference how much important legislation may be pending in Congres. nor how much they may quarrel and differ over 1t. that body can always find plenty of time to pass a few hundred private pension bills be- tween meals.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
J. P. Morrnn in Pnr,n.

Parls, May 6.-J. FferpOnt MOrgan arrived here today from Italy He was interviewed by a representative of a local news agency and said the acute stage of the American financial crisis has passed, that the situation ev- idently had ameliorated and that it was now only a question of time. Mir. Morgan declared his health 10 be ex- callent
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

That inventor Hunter who claims that he will soon be able to turn out one hundred million dollars worth of pure gold annually should make a deal with the government. The way it is going on it will soon need hnan- ciaI help from some source.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

France claims to have the only rad told that to get one ounce of the pure article requires two years of time and the sifting of s7 900 tons of material It is no wonder that radium is about the most valuable substance known to man.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

One of the four-battle-ships orators fn the Senate made frequent allusions to "the overfowing treasury" That seems to be the great trouble with thu treasury under the present regime: 1t overhows until there's nothing left but an empty tub.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

Once again we find the announce ment that a way has been found by which genuine diamonds can be made mot limitations, but the real thing We have read such things many times but find that when we come to lay in our spring supply of diamonds the price is about as high as ever.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

With string beans. new potatoes and blackberries already plentiful and cheap the meat market may go hang. Meat isn't a wholesome diet in hot weather anyway.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
THURSDAY, MAY ?, 1908.

'sJust be happy and don't worry and Fou'il live to be a hundred" Is the re- mark attributed to a New Jersey man operator sixty years without losing a aay. He might just as well say. Just keep living and you'll never die" for that advice would be as rational as the other.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
rhe Rl.e of tlle Prune.

At last the patient and lonR-suffer- ing prune tired of beinN a butt of rid ictile, has turned upon its tormeutors by registering a crop shortage and Jumping slkyward in price. Herewith the ce-humble prune Iakes Us place henceforth. you will have to order
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
yielding to the I.ressure.

Pittsburg Dispatch.
 Congress is making q, show at least of complying with the Presidents re- quests for certain legiiIatIon. It may be inferred the discourtesy to the lat est message was merely an effort to conceal the pressure ot p'znllS opinion
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

If Congress doesn't hurry up with its adjournment schedule it is liable to have a few more messages fired into 1t before it gets away.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
Profitable Inveutl,1.nt.

New Orleans Times-Delnocrat. ....
 In a recent speech at Utica, N. r Secretary Cortelyou urged business men to take greater interest. In poli- ties Can 1t be possible that the next Republican campaign is to be placed on an interest bearing basis2
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
DRIFTWooD
Even Teddy the Terrible couldn't set the four battle ships.
mY PHIL H. AnMKTnoN,..


 Even Teddy the Terrible couldn't set the four battle ships.
 whistling and keeping his hands in his pockets are the chief accomplish A young woman Is suing the south ern Railway because she was com gsiies gsn sbnsi1ny to istay Gysr night in Rome aa. just think what her feelings would have been in Texas and the town had Horrible Houston.
 When Jeff Davis tries to give his opinion of the newspapers he IA lost in a vortex of volubility and flounders like a mud-cat.
 Now here comes a Texas newspaper that speaks of an orderly, Eentieman- iy iynching Did the victim commit a nice. refined murders
 The papers call him Jsffries Davis of Arkansas. but this Is clearly q mis- homer.
 The Pennsylvania Railroad has just run a train from Pittsburs to chi- cago in seven hours and forty-two sec- onds. It carried a theatrical troupe, and the suppSSsttbten tb tber IS that the play was Peace hath its heroes no less. re- nowned than war" for instance. there Is the man who will fling caution to the four winds and accompany his wife to bargain sale.
 There's many a slip twixt the house and the fence" remarked the small boy who ached from setting out so many tomato slips.
 After woman is granted the ballot, according to The Washington Post, she will inform her husband that she has nothing to wear to the polls.
 A fashionable washington club man is followed everywhere by a goose: This is taking mean advantage of the poor bird as he was doubtless trained to do it and can't break away from a habit formed in youth
 A St. Louis Justice of the Peace ad- vertises to marry couples for a dollar down and . dollar week; TheyH ment plan, their furniture. etc. What an installment existence this is get ting to be. anyway!
 The HalleIufah Heart.
 De b1ackberries am comin' in.
 Sing Halielujah!
 Maiks a .darkey fairly grin,
 Sing Hallelujak
 why dat darkey act dat away, She des said, "Kase he's feelin' gay
 Sing Hallelujah!
 Ole n1ewl.s plowed dat furrow deep.
 Sing Hallelujahs Darkey's tired, an gwine to sleep
 Sing Hallelujahi
 Big moon up de hill done climb,
 Black snake crawis of in de shine, I dreams ob watermelon time
 Sing Hallelujahi
 It doesn't require a search. warrant to find happiness if you'll just depend on right living.
 It's all right to give some people credit for their good intentions, but there are a lot of 'em who you'd bet ter make pay cash. drawing near, the average little Mont was more in the old saving, History repeats itself" so that he might be saved the trouble.
 A Seattle girl has married q man named Reason. What was the reason probably Because"
 The British Medical Journal has dis covered that smoking cigarettes will make the nose red. We trust this fact will have a tendency to put stop to this foolish fad which has been taken up by some Eastern society women. : One Paul r9rgzgswigsIxi is dead in Chicago says a news item. He simply couldn't Survive living
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

Wonder who'll touch off Foraker's fuse next time? It will not be heal thy for him to remain quiet long at time.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

There seems little doubt about Taft being in the lead but sometimes the leading horse doesn't come out ahead at the finish.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

Governor Hughes lets it be under stood that if the lightning wants to strike him he Is really to receive the bolt.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

This woman says she was saved from an operation by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. LenaV. Henry, of Norristown, Ga, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
 "I suffered untold misery from fe- male troubles. My doctor said an opera ton was the only chance had, and dreaded 1t almost as much as death.
 "One day I read how other women had been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and decided to try it. Before I had taken the first bottle was better, and now am en- . tirely cured.
 Every woman suffering with any female trouble should take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound"
 FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
 For thirty years Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera- tion, fibroid tuInors, irregularities. periodic pains, backache, that bear ing-down feeling, fatulency, indiges. tion, dizziness or nervous prostration. Why don't you try it?
 Mrs. Pfnkham invites ali sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

The result shows that Senator Bail sy was not as easily put down and out as some of his opponents expected.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
How 1t FIxhts.

New York Evening Post. e
 It was ludricuous mistake to offsr sword to the head of the Standard oil Company. Its favortte weapon Is the rebate.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

Richard Croker. over in Dublin. said a good thing when he declared that what America needs is a quiet Presi- dent" Just so. Dick. but can she get him.?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
Three cheers for Miss Elbsrta.

At the hour of going to press the fleet had cracked another bottle Of
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

A Western millionaire has imported a $1 1,000 cradle for his new baby. How ever the kid can't yell any louder lhan the occupant of the second-hand e2 variety
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

England is to build her first sky. scraper in Liverpool. They'll be good Americans over there yet.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
sWoRN cTRCUIATfoN.

The Montgomsry Advertiser guarantees It's advertisers (and makes it a part Of the contract when reQuested1 that its daily CIT Circulation is larger than that of any morn- ing newspaper printed in Alebama--anu that it's Sunday edition has the largest CIT culation of any edition of any newspaper printed in Alabama without exception
 The figures for March printed below rep- resent the actual net circulation. all rs- turns having been deducted
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
Cnnrren. fsefffur nj

ConRress Getting Busy. Louisville Courier Journal. Congress has awakened to the fact that it is It's business to legislate. and not that of the President
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

Breakfast Food in Jeopordy. Florida Times Union.
 But what has the pure food law to say on the subject of preserving the forests?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
Romntree,n Folder.

Mir. J.. Asa Rountree of Birming- ham, candidate for elector, sends out a printed folder presenting the in- dorsement given hinG by eighty-one observed but one Birmingham daily The Ledger. There are some 300 pa- gers published in. Alabama. Mobile
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
.,. so,,n The thought is pre-.

ryins the south. The thought Is pre- posterous. ,. .h. rs. ~ to defeat MT. Bryan would certainiy be bitterly resented by tne nnutrv Democracy of the rest of the country and the anti Bryan nominee wou,n s' ruthlessly Parkerized. Coionei terson holds that it is sensibIy too late to orFanize an effective anti-bryen n,'osens1,i sbonld have been under way as early as last ssptenSsr ..A As ,,,,apie II ,s tn unite on anyone and their only hope lies in gsthing together sysn, sTSusEh Er psr sry- ans nonination on the first ballot un- der the two-thirds rule BIt that @ un. majority of the delegates, and Demo cratic conventions generally find q way to enforce the wishes. of the majority Democrats here about still cling to the idea that MT. Bryan can be deteateo for renomination. But we are dispos- ed to think that Colonel Watterson has better diagnosed the "logic of events in party politics and more Eraciously and philosophicallv yielded to it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

We do not know who compiled the list of papers endorsing Mir. J. A.. Rountree of Birmingham for Presiden- tial elector from the State at large, but we find the name of The Free Press on the list. This paper has new CT endorsed him. .-Clio Free Press.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

 Net Daily Average. March 1908 .l6,22I Eek sunday Average, March, 1908 .2O. .4o0
  E- s. Mobile. Circulation Manager of The NMFaf
 The foregoing statement of The Adverti- eers circulation for the month of March, 1908. ip true and correct, and compiled af- ter ali returns from newsboys news agent& spoiled and leftover copies have been de- 1ucted. E. 6. NOBLE. Sworn Co and subscribed before me this 9th day of April. 1908 (sEALA1 RIGA ALEXANDER,
 Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

One Paul cGrgzgswlgslSi is dead in Chicago says a news item.
 He simply couldn't survive living with such a cognonaen,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

covered that smoking cigarettes will make the nose red. We trust this fact will have tendency to put stop to this foolish fad which has been taken up by some Eastern society women.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
How Do You Like Its

Now that the names are all on the ticket and the party provided with rep resentation we would like for the ex- ecutive officers of the State Commit plan i to Of eisctinF deiesstes' % electors g and alternates in a primary If 1t has not killed party enthusiasm and resulted in confusion where there has been in- poor observers. The sooner the party assemblies in convention again the sooner will something of ld-time en- thusldsm and ability show itself.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

seIf-Made, wife-Made. Chicago News. Fl Many man who claims to be self made was made what he is by his wife.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07

About five years ago Editor Fennel, of The Guntersville Democrat. then greenhorn in the newspaper business. bought his newspaper. He has paid for 1t practically refurnished his of- fee bought the building paid for nice residence supported an expensive family and has a good bank account. We get this information from his bank CT. According to the average idea of newspaper property this man Is a Ma poleon of finance. The strangest part of the story Is that Editor Fennel has a reputation of being honest.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
Good Prospect for the Peach Growers

Local peach growers state that the indications there will be a full crop. The frost of several days ago did no damage here and the half grown peaches were not damaged to any ex- tent. Because of the damage which has been done the crop In the North it is expected that the local growers will receive good prices for the fruit this summer ,.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-07
Senatorial Human Nature.

There Is probably as much jealousy and spite among Senators in the United States Senate as there is among girls any assembly where nongregarious an- tipathetic people are thrown together. Senator Lodge of Massachusetts is Jealous of Senator Beveridge of Indi- ana because that youngling presumes to be an advocate for the Presidents policies, which Senator Lodge looks upon as an usurpation of his special
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

The death. of Mrs. Sallie Coleman. which occurred at her home in Fern bank, Ala, to-day, was a rather un- usual one. having resulted from a sur gical operation performed q number of years ago.
 Mrs. Coleman was a sufferer from cancer, and six years ago had an op- eratlon performed by a specialist In one of the southern cities. The: can eer was removed, but she continued to suffer and a short time since was op- erated upon 8 second time. When tho surgeon opened the old wound he found imbedded in the flesh an instru- ment that had been used in the first operation. The instrument was about six inches long.
 Long suffering had caused. Mrs. Coleman to lose strength. and she was too weak to withstand the second op- eration. having diec within Q few days after 1t was performed.
 Deceased was forty-eight years old, and was member of. a highly re- specte1 family. having been the sls- ter of pr. M. R.. Seay, a ,practicing physician at Fernbank
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11
DEATH WAS SUDDEN.
Heart Disease Was Cause of Cons, Esn.nnI RaAnnIut.

Heart Disease Was Cause of Consul .@ General R4dGely's Death.
 Monterey. Mexico. Oct. I0.-The cause of the death of Consul General B. H. Ridgeley, who died here last night in & Pullman car. was heart disease. and came without previous warning.
 The Consul General arrived in the city from Laredo about 3 o'clock yes- terday, accompanied by his wife and mother. They stopped off here intend- ing to take the night train to Mex leo City and secured their berths and arranged their transportation. They spent the remainder of the afternoon in sight seeing and after supper in the restaurant at the National Sta tion, retired to the Pullman about 10 30 o'clock.
 Shortly after retiring the porter was called to the berth and told to get a doctor that MT. Ridgeley was very sick. pr. McLeans was sent for but when he arrived about ten minutes afterwards Mir. Ridgeley was dead Consul General Hanna was Immediate Iv notified and went to the car. After fine authorities had been notified, per mission was given to remove the re- ynains to the American Consulate where the ladies of the family were '- also taken. a4 q o'clock tomorrow afternoon and sha remains will be shipped to Lou Ss,I,IIe. Ky, the former home of the Consul General
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11
MULTIcRAPH LETTERS.

REBUILT Remingtons at $50 to $6Q, and Densmores at $35 are the best value for inc money, to be had. All makes repaired. Supplies for all machines. Southern Type writer Exchange. No. 20 Commerce St.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11
Frost fin I,o,,.,,nn

Frost in Louisiana.
 New Orleans. La, Oct. 1O.-The first frost of the season in this State was reported at many points in the cen- tral and northern portions today.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11
WANTED-BoARDERs.

 C0ITpI.E can get room and board in pri- Scste family, on South Lawrence St. near GIrIs' High School. Phone 40S CT address 4s4. wANTED-Two men or couple without children to occupy nice turnlshea room o,tth hoard modern conveniences, near Tn on south Perry. References exchanSed Phone 2O59.
 wANTEp-Two young men for nice room and board at 206 Clayton. - CENTI .EMEN or couple can obtain most comfortable board by applying to 9ls Clay ton St.. Phone 236b. '-S' VOTING man with large. spacious room' desires roommate, board in private family ; If preferred room alone. Phone tf4. -
 
 HELP WANTED. xyANTED-Girls and boys to pack candy Apply at DreYfus Bross Lee and Bios sts'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

FINE BARGAINS-I can sell you three as good homes in 55 mile of court house of Andalusia as you want, at low prices. size of lots # acre and dwelling to l and 2h
 acres and every improvement you could ask for on second. and on third. acres and large good dwelling, and all other inn provements; also will sell you good i'm proved farms, fine land one to two miles of court house of Andalusia, all on public road 50 to 80 acres 10 the place; also will sell you two different tracts of woodland cheap if to 2h miles of the prosperous town An dalusia ia fine farm land and both tracts well located with fine cold springs and live branches, come at once. and let me show you what bargains you can get In this new bright section J. L. Stewart. Andalusia,
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11
PLUMBING.

ALL KINDS of plumbing work done promptly. Rspairs my speciality. Satlatao- tlon auaranteed.. Estimate9 cheerfully Fur nished F. J. BresSingham. 2as Dexter Ave, Phone 2sSs
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11
sUCcUSLBs TO OPERATION.

.r-.. sallie Coleman of FernbanI< is
 Dead Columbus. Snss.. Oct. 1O.-(sDeeiaL1
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

AN UNUSUAL opportunity Is open to right man to secure interest in paying bus mess; must have three to five thousand
 dollars and be able to furnish highest ref erences as to character and ability; will only consider man who can give entire time to business Address A. F. F., care Ad- vertiser -17-tu-sa-su-tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

THE NAVY needs many capable men who will render faithful service-you may De one. Go to the navy recruiting office and talk 1t over anyway. This Is a chance to serve your country with honor. at the same time to earn good money and improve your condition, physically and mentally It costs nothing to be examined. whether you decide to enlist or not. No better recom- mendation could be obtained than an hon orabie discharge after four years faithful service in the Navy. Four years In the navy ia an education. You will be greatly benefited by the physical training. the fresh ar life. and the wholesome food Your mind win be broadened by the the many many SppSF- . os raSnIaTity and self-reliance. which will fit you for the duties of civil life. or for adysncement in the navy. Many oppor- tunities are offered for learning a trade: The Navy's Electrical school Artificer School Gunnery Class, and School for the Hospital Corps are equal to any manual Ial traininR schools in the country-and your pay continues while you are under instrue- ton The pay Is good ana the chances 10 save excellent. If you have ambition to bet ter your condition go to the Navy Recruit inr Station at Post Office Building, Bir- ,af.bov, 1.s Ala or address Bureau of NavI- saUOh' N~'' -3-su- At
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

FOR sALE-Cottage on good lot in nice suburb, terms; small payment down and
 monthly payments. F. J. Cramton' Phone k6o. -t1-eu-tL
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11
FINAN JLA1a.

S5OOO WE have $5,000 to lend at eight per cent. on favorahly located city real estate.
 Win lend in lump or in amounts of $l'o00 and upward. Holt. Nelson & Holt. -2T MONEY-We have money to lend. Loans made quickly on acceptable security. Par ties having money to lend will find 1t to out on good security. as we guarantee all loans made through our office. Jones, Ray & Pierce, Phone 4S1. -2f PLENTY OF MONEY to loan on farm lands. city and suburban property. State Abstract Co.,. IT So. Perry St. -21-tf TO LOAN-S5.o00 at per cent on improv- ed city real estate. Amounts of S1.000 and up Phone G74. or address Jno. C. Harda- way City, -a7-tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

ss, 900 TO S1O.ooO yearly easily made in we will teach you the business by mall.
 appoint you special representative of lead ing real estate company. list with you readily saleable properties, cooperate with and assist you to permanent success. Write for free 62-page book. The Cross Co.,. 23 Reaper Block. Chicago. II At
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

wANTED-High class responsible manufac- turing company, with large plant. has an opening for a good man with S6.000. s3.OOO a. year salary and interest in the business with share of profits. Give experience and
 reference no attention. Box HOS. care Advertiser. III
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

STOP WORKING for others; will start you in a paying business of your own. Perma- nent substantial intensely profitable. Get out of the rut; write us. Will put you next" to best money making business ex-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

FOR SALE-A first class saloon and res taurant, doing good business; owner has other business which takes all his attention.
 Nick Apostle, Pensacola, Fla. -t7-7t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

WANTED-City manager for Insurance de- partment. life, fire. health and accident. Salary and commission None but high grade, experienced men need apply. Refer ences required. Box 6ss, Pensacola, Fla.
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

WE WANT to hear from anyone who owns or knows of a plot of land from 20 acres
 upwards located near any thriving city Aor
 town We will make it worth anyone's while to write us. Fuller Land Company, Mont gomery, Ala. ~A-sSH
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-10-11

FOR SALE-A paying. we'll established. high class, strictly Vaudeville theatre. re- gently renovated and decorated. seating ca pacity 300; in Chattanooga, Tenn. popula- tion s5, 900; two years lease; best location in city. Good reasons for selling. Pay 100 to 200 per cent on investment. Theatrical season just opening. Moving picture ma chine and phonograph in theatre. Address
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