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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-19

and industries en- route is the program
arranged for the Secretary and his
party today. The start is 10 be made
al six o'clock, the trip TO be made in
time 10 allow the Secretary TO be the
guest OF the Sons of the American
Revolution this evening at their Bun
ker Hill banquet, at which the guest
Of honor Will respond to the toast for
the President.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-19
OFFICIAL ITINERARY.

The following IS the official itinerary
as arranged for the various trips OF
the Secretary and approved by him.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-19
PUBLIC RECEPTION.

A public reception at nine o'clock on
the roof garden of the Alexander
Young Hotel. 10 which the public is
invited, viii conclude the day
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-19
Honolulu. June Il. 1908.

Honolulu. June T.. 1908.
Mr.. II. P. Wood. Secretary. Fleet
Committee.
Sir: The members of the Man OF
the Hour company will give their
show three times while the battleship
fleet is in port and desire that it be
placed on the program. which. under
stand, closes on Thursday next. We
have made arrangements To place three
boxes at the disposal Of the enter
tainment committee for each perform
ance, to be distributed among the Of
ficers as they may see fit. In placing
this on the program. it has been sug-
gested that the following form would
be preferable: Man Of the Hour
Opera House, July II. IS and 2l- By
a first-class cast, for the benefit OF the
transpacific yacht
Hoping that you will be able 70 do
this, 1 am, yours respectfully.
L. S. CONNESS.
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wailuku, Maui. June p. 1908.

Wailuku, Maui, June Y. 1908
Hon. G. r. Carter. Chairman OF Exec
utive Committee. Entertainment OF
Atlantic Fleet, Honolulu
Sir: 1 beg to inform you that at q
meeting OF the subcommittee for en-
tertainment Of the Atlantic feet. Is
land Of Maui. held June II inst. the
following subcommittee were ap-
pointed:
Finance William Hen
ming. chairman, Lahaina; c. D. Luf-
kin, Wailuku; D. c. Lindsay, Paia:
H. A Baldwin. Paia; Geo. o. Cooper,
Hama.
Refreshment and Entertainment
Committee-William Henning. chair
man, Lahaina, with power TO appoint
others on the committee.
Will you kindly keep this commit
tee posted as TO the movements Of the
fleet. particularly as to the vessels
which might be assigned to Maui. and
the date Of arrival Yours very re-
spectfuIly, T. B. LYONS.
Secretary.
Editor sheba wrote to the effect that
50 lar no money mad been collected
from the japanese residents and ask
ed that the matter receive immedi-
ate attention
The transportation committee was
asked TO again see the street car com
pany about free transportation for
men in uniform.
1t was reported by J. P. Cooke that
Dr.. scudder Of Central Union church
had offered 10 turn the Sunday school
room into reading and writing room
for the men Of the feet. II requested
The matter was referred 10 the COM
mittee at large.
II was stated by Superintendent. OF
Public Works Campbell that he would
provide proper landing stages II he
could secure al appropriation Of $500
This amount was voted unanimously.
There will be another meeting at i.3o
p. m today, al which all committee
members are earnestly requested TO Be.
present.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1908-06-19
ALL GETTING
into LINE
CFrom wednesdays Adrertiser.)

CFrom Wednesdays Advertiser)
Present at yesterdays meeting OF
the executive committee OF the feet
entertainment and reception commit
tee were Chairman G. r. Carter. J. p.
Cooke, II. p. Wood, a. Gartlsy, J. A.
McCandless, w. Dillingham;. l. T.
Peck. Alexander Young. F. f. Rich
ardson. A. l.. c. Atkinson and MarstOn
Campbell.
The following communications were
read and ordered filed:
Honolulu. T. H., June Is. 1908.
Mr.. Alexander Young. Chairman. Sub
committee on Hotels and Accommo-
dations, Entertainment of the Allan
tic Fleet
Dear Sir: During the stay OF the
Atlantic fleet in Honolulu It is the in
tention of the management of the
Royal Hawaiian Hotel TO have the ac-
commodations equipped to the fullest
capacity. and the premises made more
than usually attractive by bunting and
plant decorations.
An endeavor will be made to secure
the services of the Territorial band.
whenever possible. to occupy the band
stand, and on other occasions one or
another of the fleet bands. SO that
there may be band music every week
evening
There will also be dancing on the
ample dance floors every week even
ing. for which the excellent music of
one of S. Kaai's orchestras has been
secured. Brass band pieces viii be
played between the dances.
There Will be refreshments sold. such
as tea, coffee, chocolate, lemonade.
etc, as well as pure cold distilled
water free; also sandwiches. cake and
pies. ice cream, etc, all at popular
prices.
There will be no intoxicating drinks
sold or furnished on the premises by
the management. which it is believed
Will be comforting to such ladies as
may wish to favor our distinguished
visitors with their prese2ce during the
weeks entertainment Yours very
truly,
(Signed) ]. II. HERTSCHE.
Manager, Royal Hawaiian Hotel
Mr.. Alexander Young. Chairman. Sub
committee on Hotels and Accom-
modations, Entertainment Atlantic
Fleet.
Dear Sir: I beg to inform you that
I have made complete arrangements
for Hawaiian music to be played
nightly, except Sundays. for dancing
in either one or both of the paviIions
of the Alexander Young Hotel The
rOof-garden will be elaborately inu-
and all facilities offered to-
wards entertaining the visitors.
The Moana Hotel and grounds viii
also be Illuminated and its spacious
will be thrown open to
the public every night. except sun
days. during the fleets stay. Very
truly yours,
(Signed) ]. H. HERTSCHE,
Manager
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23
Wanoen meo ScoIernc.

s g~ariierbIaoet "2e Iatin" finber
hi faIeelbe lille moriomme Siitorie:
Sor nogIe aar iieen arpet Ell I'M.
beroronet Gmbeosmauo ganife uuen'
tet 10000 Sranes. San Loo Jig
Slmmen ubbetale | tppe iplinternDe
Suienfroncsieoler, men neppe bar
ban fcrnmen biem meo Ten9cne, for
ban GAP fig til at ipptte poa beml
ttumne benz ianmerL imuoie Dem
til, itGnfe Sl9ffIatter paa Dem oip.
Gasen eiter gif ban op | National'
tnnfen uieo Dem.
Scr Iaa penIis at eibe mig npe
Geoler iitcbetior oisie, iom er tent
meIig iterft meotaset," iagbe ban.
Ian cpfpIote bans Gnite, og ban
renbtc tiIbage til lin lille llngforIs'
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23

ca en- biStil ufienot SsIeIie bemns.
tiset fig bom pIuoieIig.
- Won oct par Sore, llIpffe?
ipurate ban fig ielo, ibet ban ube.
merfet reiite iis for at fsIse efter
aapteinen. 9enne pon6ret | ben
Ietning, bpor Spbenbams BALLADS
Iaa. Da aapteinen fom bio, off ban
life ino 40 Sobeoinosangen, men
eiennem ef gaeosr os ino ! TaIao-
let.
Ser bar ingen Grill, be riiee Ser.
rer baooe Het: aapteinen bar Wa-
rps besunitigeoe gIifer. Sorben
itnnbiet operp9Ioet Of Sfinipge,
enoeIis feIte ban ale De apoIer, ban
iaa lpuee bapbe Inngtes efter, enoe.
Zig bapoe uIpffen funbet BAN.
San biIoe tsrnme 2ipsbGgeret Iiee
til grunben. &an gif burtig uSen.
ON gaIaoiet oa ioang fig ODER Saoe.
mitren. ct pnIoiet Era, bpis @rene
naaet belt ben til Suiet, frelnbso ct
iiomerfet Sbierpationspunft for Cor.
Den. San flatret op | erect, iatte
fig paa en al De tpffe @rene % fnnbe
M ie imo ! bet 89relie, i boilfet bans
Suitru iab. Son iaa, at 9sren sif
op og Den unge aaptein traaote inc,
ban faa, at bans Suitrii iprang op
% Ia fin Arm ON Salien poa Sap.
teinen.
Soermanbet al Sorg % Smerte
luffet SpOenbam Sinene, men mart
tog 8reoen S~perbaano. % meo ct
Sprang itoo ban plubielis inbe |
8Greliet.
San itoo uifaot foran be TO oper.
raifebe.
Gouaro! raabte 2aopen og
ianf beioimet ON | fin Ianbs arme.
2oroen, iom forbauieoeS oper Den
Zone, | bpilfen bum baboe roabt
bans Roon, la lin Suitru foriigtig
REQ paa Ell Sofa. 90 meo GLAD Wine
%itrafte aapteinen Saanoen no moo
Bam.
or BET 9oro gouarb9 Silao,
at ieg trpffer Ceres Saano og pre-.
ierterer mig iom 0eres Spoger. Gen
SemmeIigbeo, iom omgir min Ssbiel
ifal ieg ienere forflare Gem.
S bette 9ieblif fom Wiarp otter til
fig ieIu, og no at benoes Zine itraaItc
ben reneite 2pffe. gin faIot Der en-
flor 8prbe fra 2orb Spoenbams
Sierte. San trpffet fin Suitru inb
til fig os ia:
2pffen fslger mig cnbnu, men
MI oa lea bar erfaret bpao Sorg og
ltlpffe bill IT, peIiisner leg ben 2pffe.
Der itroaIer mig imsoe fra Dine
zine.
9oro Spoenbam fog mn fat paa ct
~regelmpsiigt arbeibe, ibet ban ieIp
cnertog geinrelieu of fine @obier cg
isrset for fine unoeraiones Bel. s
bette grbeioe os / aiarIigbe0en til
fin Sllitru fanot ban SiIfreosbeo og
Sunobeo.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23
SIoohapn / Slorioa.
af Jraneis 8rible.

Ger bleb tall ON anerifanife 8or.
bolo / Mplin6elisbeb, % en- nepnte
ga Srbet "gloobepn".
"SlobbGbn", ia Sberiten - ban
falbtes Sberft forbi ban banbe
itaaet peo alabama S%ripilige" =
/ bette pnbige 2ano bar Se intet 9e.
9reb ON, bpio 9loObGpn oil iise.
en- foriifnnif 8enbetto, Scrre, er
en- 9arneleg moo en- 9oIobeon /
Spoitaterne. ga ies bDrfet Appel.
finer neoe | 8lorioa, bar ieg Sibue
til en- 9Ioob9pn, iom uareoe / 10
Mar og ubrpbbet TO Somilier meo
llnotagelie al en- Nano, iom fun peo
ct SiIf9lbe, Der lignet ct Rirafel,
unogif Cohen.
On al Silbsrerne, en- ~SournaliIt,
gicroe Ell 9emerfning.
- 0ei, min Serre, ia Sberiten,
De bor llret. Der itob inaen apiuoe
bagpeo fra 9egpnoelIen al % beler
ingen gen0e. Oct TANNER aItiant.
men fra for meget baarligt @r9noe.
bin % ct Sfub, iom tiIfGIoigpis git
al.
Siftorieu begpnbte | Ell Sro | ct.
SobnS. Scat Simmous bapbe oruf.
fet @r9nSeoin, til ban bar aloeIeS
blind. San pleict at oriffe iaale.
bes en- Sang bpert babe gar, men
naor ban eiorbe Oct, feIte ban altio
Sraug til at ffpoe en-. SGopanlig'
bis nsieocS ban meb at ifpoe en- He.
ger, og oerrebe / SIoriba brpr ingen
fig mere ON en- ifiibr Nteger emo ON
en- ifubt 8raaiplrp. Wfen oerne
Gang bar ban i~torpraIenoe, ban
ftrse meo albuen to, ire 8las nco
fra Often 60 ia:
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23

leiligbeo. Men ben fsIsenoc Dag
bar ban after | ganfen meo 90
fmnoieoe, iammeufraaeoe, bIrffette.
De Suienfroncsieoler.
~Wrr faa penIis," inebe ban, "at
eipe mig npe SeSler."
Sg bet fit ban.
Den nnite Morsen fom ban igien,
co ben nGfte, % ben n9ite - belle
fiorten Gaee itraf, os bper Gang fit
ban be ~funuofeoe SebIer ~ombpttct
me6 npe.
garfens Eerionale bleb imiolertio
fieo at bette epinoeIige 8ptteri og
meIote Saeen til 9ireftsren, iom
n9ite Dag Loo Wanben meo Seb.
lerne faIoe inb til iig.
"Snab ifal BET betpbe, at De bper
ebise Dag sisr bore SeoIer iibrrse.
Iige?1
"6or6i bet ntorer mig, at ingen
Sob fan forbp mig bet. Sprreften,
bpem flyer. at jeg sisr oct meo 8il.
je2 Der err 10 iaa mango ltbeIb Der
| @er6en. Ct gIafb,is fan palte no
ODER Dem, man fan fomme til at
traffe poa Dem, eller man fan pe6 en-
SeiltageIie frrnune Dem iammen og
rutte Dem | 1npirfurpen."
"Men bisie 0eres llbeIo bIir os
temmeIig foitbore / 99neben. geb
De, at Def foiter os so Gentimer at
frenitille bper SeObel, % at De ioa.
Iebes ifaffer os en- oaglig hight al
16 Srancs?"
"Sa, bet pasier, men leg ifal sisre
Gem ct Gorilng. 9etol mig is
Sranes ON 9agen, os ieg ifal paste
teore paa mine Seoler."
"glbrig / SiDet."
"9oa ben WaaSe tiener De 365
Srancs ON aoret; / Sfnoaarene til.
meo 366. 9et er ga ogioa Henge."
Snob ffaIbe 9ireftsren giere? &p.
icnnementet bar flart os operbepi'
ienoe. Monoen fit fine Is Sranes
o. boIot op meO at soelas9e Seb.
Ierne. San iloe liz neb / EN- liben
Sropinsbp, bpor ban befinoer fig
rigtig bel. San bar 10 Tenterne af
fine 10000 Srortcs at Iepe al for.
uoen Is Srancs ON 9agen fra Ra'
tionalbanfen.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23
A WOMAN T

Attorney General Moody, when
Secretary OF the Navy, once attended
a reception where he was introduced
to a pretty little Southern woman,
who, in the course of conversation,
asked;
why it is, Mr.. Moody, since you
so warmly espouse the cause of the
darkies, that you never marriea one
yourself?"
Mr.. Moody was astonished, but he
composed himself and, in a cold but
polite tone, said:
MADAM, | have yet to see the
white woman | cared to marry"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23

en- Dag Iaoet ban fit @indeiter.@ e.
pRr, og git til ambrofius Wartins
IppeIiinbnpe peb ct. Sobn.
Or 9e @m6roiius Wartin2
ipurgte ban.
9e gi9tter rigtigt.
-Spis De er gmbroie Martin,
er De ct forbanbet S%tinfbpr, og ies
er fommen for at ifpoe Dem.
San rettet fin gssie moo Bam
mems ban talte, og ba &mbroiirts
life baooe gaaben t FIN Saano, bar
ban fuIbit9nbie | fin Sienbes 8olb.
Men ban bepareoe fin go og iparte:
Get fer leg. = Saiter pel life
antaser ieg. gib neo 90 Srif ct
8las oe glib mig Sio til at tenfe
ODER SagenI
Saitfen ON I nogle Winltter at
Iege meo fit Offer bapoe noset til.
faIenbe for Sob.
- aa right, ia ban, ieg gaar mo
berpad. Sfipnf for misl Saabanl
Sio MI Der, mems leg briffer. Sbis
De iiooer itille, ifal De faa nogle
Wsiuuter til at opramie ct 9ar 9sn-
ner. Men / bet famine 9e rsrer
Dem BET minbite, imeIber bet.
en- Slnife og TO 8lns fto6 Iige peo
Saanoen. ambroie fplbte benz, og
be TO Ieno iaS oe betraetet bin.
anben meo ct @Ias @Aiifp oeb Si-
ben af fig.
Sob la fin gssie fra fig iauIebes,
at ban siebltffelig funbe gribe ben.
ambroies gssfe ftob / eft Sisrne
of @arcliet, iaa of ban life fitnoe
naa ben. San nibfte, at bois ban
giorbe en- @epqgelie for at ia ben
rilbe ban eiebliffelig faa en- 9l,gIe
siennem Sobet. San iab berfor
itile og begpnote at itnoerbanble.
-Soib Simmons, ia ban, ies fan
life f~oritaa, bnorfor 9e bill ffpoe
mig. Sam hi life eibre @nbe paa
oenne ifienbiee 9lobb9pn. Seq bar
aIbrig eiort Gem nOget onot. Seneit
i forrise uee funoe ieg ba ifubt
Dem, bpis ies piioe, % De bar roe
for at RIDE. Seq Iaa bag Soften
peS 2anbeoeien. @en ieg ffiso 9em
life.
Ian bill tnSrsmme, at ban bar BE-
rettiget til benne RsbIsgn. Sob
Simmons nibite life, at bet bar en-
ltianobeo, men Srbene ipntes life at
paffe noeen SsleIie at Safnemme'
Iiebeb bos bam.
Saa meget itsrre Scar bar Sc,
ia ban, MI er oct min Sur.
- Men, ia ben anben, bporfor bill
l9e brebe mig, Sob Sinmons?
SboS I al gerben fan bet gapne Gem
at ilaa mig ibiGl9
Sob fpIbte paanp @lasiet og
temte oct | ct Drag.
-Se er en- Wartin, ia ban, ale
Iartins er noele forbanoebe Stinf'
bpr. Oct Dor en- WartinL Tom for
noeen 9io iiben eif Iise til Spring
fielb / Wisioriri for at ifpbe min
9ror abe. Seq bar iporet, at ieg
bill uorpbbe boer eneite Rartin fra
Soroens S~perflabe, og Se er ben
iibite af Dem. Spis ieg bar | 9ereS
Steb, piloe ieg itrofs begpnbe mine
gsnner.
90 ambroiius bar ilaaet | Den
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23
Ras paa, Gutter, ieg ifpoer be
Sorene6e Staters MarihoI.


Soreneoe Staters WaribaI.
San bapbe ingen Spiitiebeber meb
Maribalen, ioetrninbite iannibt BE-
fienbt, men ban bar beruiet os bilbe
boloe fit Sro, iaafremt Waribalen
life par poa fin goit og ifiso bant
fsrit. Webens be anbre Spre 10,
forisgte Soc Martin of beroIige bam
og tale BAN til Sornuft.,
- Rat Simmons, IA ban, on er
en- taabelig &ab.
Saa blep Der Spetdfler, % 9at
Simmpns forisgte at fomme no at
Stuen, og Soc Nartin forisgte at
iianie bam.
&ammernterne IA, at be prligt
ifiloe uofegte Striben paa anine,
men Soc bil0e ol0eles life Haas.
San bar itsrre og iterfere END ben
anoen og ban piloe fun binbre bam
fra of forlabe Screen % gisre fig
ielp til Rar. Nen ban bapoe glemt
a. l9ege fin Henolper fra fig, og ba
ban fom til of itebe IIbuen moo no.
get, elf ct Sflio al, og en- 8iiele DO.
ret fig inc / Sobet paa Scat Sim-
mons.
Haturligpis erfl9rte Surpen, at
Wnnben bar 800 iom Sglse Of en-
ulpffelig S9nbelIe, men bermeb bar
Simmons Slgtninge life tilfrebs,
% nugle Tiger ienere blep Soc War'
tin ifubt al en- gerion, iom laa bag
en- Spf. Ser bar ingen 8ioner,
men en- Of Iat Simmons @rsore
foripanot iontibig fra ct. Sobns.
CO man bebspet iualebes life at bore
i Spil ON boem Worberen bar!
s.betminbite n9ret Soc @artirs
s'enner life nogen 2pil ON ben
iSing. Se ia, at bet bar Gicf Sirr'
mons, og De ipor at billie opipore
Fam oa ifpoe BAN reb. 90 oct gior'
De De iaa. Se ifiso bam neb Tom CT
SunS 9l. 9 ON Worgenen | en- 81
Oeeaoe / Rep Orleans. Com jog
"a, Iaabnn gif oct / Here aar. Saa.
mart Ell SimmonS meote en- Wor.
tiu, ifisb ban beune, iaafremt life
3ertin ifiso BAN fsrit. nnbertiocil
foraneoe Seres 8enner Jig meo DanI.
og iaa ifiso De paa bueranbre al rtn
Gpmpati, oe efter 10 aurs 5orlsb
bar Der fun en- Nartin % en- Sim
mon tilbage.
Gen Siitorie, iom ie9 III bill for
tnle Gem, er ON ben iinge Imbro'
iius Rartin. San bar fun en- Gut,
oa gIobbGpnsrl bespnote, og oa san
bar bit pofsen ipntes ban life al
irieresiere fig for Den.
Sfient ban er fraperenbe, BIT iea
life iige. at ban er ell arpiter. Wen
han elifet ct roligt 2ip, bolOt life al
at ifpoe noser, os brso iig life Oct
minoIte ON ieIp at bli ifaot.
Soft ia til bomL at bpis ban piloe
lepe ct roIigt Sip, maatte ban fsrI'
bore ct Sui / Sob Simmors, men
Fan beIlutet at pente os ie, ON Soil
Sinmons piloe prspe paa at bore
Sui / BAN.
Gette Arrangement pastel ltSmer'
fet for Sob Simmons. San bar
!iec gIab. bpem ban ifisb, men | Oct
belle taget boISt ban melt al at ifpSe
en- Spr, fom bar bange az Jig. Sao
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23

&etning, giorbe ban ct onoet Sorisq
CO besDnote at beoe ON 9aaoe.
Oct er life NIT eset Sin, ia ban.
iom leg i9tter iaa flor 8ris paa.
Ren Sob Simmons, iee tenfer
paa en- Iioen gise iom ieg bar Der.
nebe ! Georgia, en- imuf, msrfsiet
gise, iom eIffer mig os iom bill eif-
&c fig meb mig. S9nf paa benbe,
|Soibl Sun er fattig. Sun bar In.
gen onben | @erben emo mig. 1in
itaffars lille Coral Spis 9e brp.
Der mig, fnuier 9e benbes Sierte og
or9ber benbe ogiaa. Snr Se ineer
Sslelie, Wenneife2 Sar 0e aIbrta
ielp fslt, boab 8ierIiebeS bill ftae9
Oct bar til ingen @ptte. Ranoens
belle Sigten os Sragten Der | 2ipet
bar at benne fin grors 9sb paa en-
al Woroerens Sle9tninee. Set an.
iaa ban for fin gligt. 9esuoen
babbe ban orliffet @biffpen, os ben
brpnote iom ssSI6 | bans aarer.
Seq fpnes, ia ban, at 9e er en-
2ssnbaIs al ferite 4Iasie oe en- a1I.
jon at fsrite Sort. 9r bar 9e finn
TO Wiu11ter til at Ieie 0eres 8sn-
ner. {.
- Sim TO Wimiter2
80 mtmtter, bois 9e ft6ber
itiIe. Winbre END to Iimlter, bpis
Se rsrer Gem.
Wen De to Iiniter bar mere END
tiIitr9ffeIiee. stmbroie Rartins
@inheiterbssie ftoo | ct Sisrne Of
gareliet, men ban baobe fin iefSls.
be6e &eboIoer / StsoIeifaftet. s
GeIe ben Sio ban understandable, bar
bans Singre frablet o9 frnolet lang
iomt neoab genet og Iigeiaa lang
FONT frabIet og franlet De op igien.
Ru bar ban beb9bnet, og bet ptbite .
Sob Stmutons life.
-9e bill ffpbe mig, Sob Sim-
mons2 ipurgte ban paanp.
Sd! 8e bar affurat ct Wintt
of lepe |.
- Saa OBJ meo Spnoerne od, og
g}ii6 foare 9eres SipI udo0iol roobs
tc ambroie Martin.
s oct iamme ftaf bans RepoIper
op oper 8or6et, og iuben BEN iibite
Simmons funbe grtbe fin 8ssie,
triaet ban ON paa @uloet me6 en-
&ligle | Banoen.
- aa fit 9loobeonen bel @nbe9
ipitrgte SouruaIiitcn.
-Sa, iparte Sberiten. Serineb
ililtteoe Den forf9roeligite 9lobbGor,
iom n~ogeniinoe bar b9ret / 6loriba.
Den begpnbte meo ct Club, iom I'LL
fpIoig gif al, og enbte meb ct SfuS
til Selpforioar.
-Sg @eorgia.Eigen, efsiiitereoe
bum pirfelig, e1er bar oct en- rtiane'
beb?
- Gei, ia SberiterL ieg biz fife
! neate, at ambroie Wartin til Sioer
fan Il en- llianobeo, napnIig naar
Ser bar Gale ON S%osfatlagere og
SorSpproier, men Der tolte ban
Sanobeo. Ser bar en- 8eorgio'Eige, 3
"a benoes 9onr bar Cora 5opb, og
iaaiuart gmbrcie Iartin bar Bit
frifienot for gnfla9en for Rorb,
reiIte ban reo til atlanta og 9tftet
fig meo benoe. q
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23

Sigseren Cu6eufor Ell @iaa):
"alinbe De biGIpe mig liot ipei?"
5ruen: "SerionIis fan ieg life
sisre bet, men ieg fan Hippo Sunben
los, % ieg peb, at ben sisr oct meo
@lpoe."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23

2. S~tranger-I am the manager of Frilps
Millinery Emporium. This hat is the finest
specimen of Easter wear we had on exhibt-
tion-in fact | selected it myself in Paris
and l did not dare trust so valuable an ar
ticle to the ordinary messenger.
Mr.. e. Pardon ne for insisting on
your opening the parcel, but can not take
any risk in such matters. IL seems to be
all right, and here are your $500.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1908-06-23

4. Mr.. Z. Z.-You want $500 for that
parcel from Friilis, when l have already re-
ceiyed Mrs Marks hat, and paid the man
ager himself You'd better be CAREFUL II
Won are trying TO work any bunce game on
Nh, young mani Get out now, before l
call the POLICE
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-05-13
The Turret Battery.

Early in the nineteenth century, In
1872, Colonel John Stevens conceived
the idea of the construction of an iron
plated vessel of war with a saucer
shaped hull, propelled by screws SO ar
ranged as to give a rotary motion to
the structure. The battery was to be
Of the heaviest ordnance Of the time
and the plating heavy enough to resist
the shot Of similar guns at short range.
The main purpose Of the craft was
harbor defense, and the plan Of action
was to moor the vessel by a chain
leading down through the bottom of
the ship at its center and to spin It
around this center, firing gun after gun
as it came in the line of fire, thus an
ticipating the later Timby turret, which
In turn was the germ Of the modern
monitor armorclad. Such a vessel was
actually built half a century later by
the Russian government and was a
good representative of the first Stevens
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Magazine.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-05-13
A TRAGIC EXPERIMENT.
How q Husband Tried to Cure His
Wife's Fear Of Pythons,

80 ~ b0sU0O
Concerning pythons, the following is
a true story: A young lady in England
for a long time resisted her lovers en-
treaties to 50 out to India with him as
his wife. She had a horror Of the wild
animals she believed she might en-.
counter there, especially serpents. At
length, however, after he had issued a
sort Of ultimatum, she consented to ac-
company him. She did not, however,
leave her fears behind her and lived in
constant terror Of some day meeting
what she so intensely feared. Her hus-
band did his best to laugh her fears
away, but without avail. Then he re-
solved to try O. drastic means.
A huge python was killed in the
neighborhood Of his bungalow. With
out telling his wife anything about it,
he ordered the reptile to be brought
into the drawing oom and coiled up
as If asleep on the hearth rug. Then
he went out and called his wife, telling
her to 90 into the drawing room and
that he would join her in a few min
utes. Soon after he heard a dreadful
scream. THAT will cure her of her
fear of serpents," he smiled to himself
and %purposely delayed his entry.
When at last he went into the drawing
room he saw his wife lying dead on
the floor, and coiled around her was
another huge python, the mate to the
n that lay dead on the hearth rug
ST. James, Gazette
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-05-13
Washington News Notes.

WASHINGTON, May 5.--President
Roosevelt today expressed to Senator
Carter of the senate committee on
postoffices and post roads his earnest
desire to see a postal savings bank
bill become a law at this session.
Senator Carter told the president that
he thought the bill, which had been
favorably reported to the senate,
could be taken up that body at an
early date and that it would pass both
houses and become q law without Sc
rious opposition.
The senate today passed withou,
amendment the house resolution ap'
propriating $3.50, 900 for the relief Of
the sufferers from the tornado in
Georgia, Alabama. Mississippi and
Louisiana. The resolution requires
only the signature of tho president tc
become effective.
The Canadian international bound
airy treaty was ratified today by thu
senate in executive session. 1t pro
vides for the more complete definition
and demarkation of the boundary be
tween the United States and Canada
but does not change In any way TIT
understood existing line.