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Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24
piarrhssa Cured

"My father has FOR years bern trou
blsd with diarrhoea. and tired ever
means possible 10 effect cure. With
out avail. writes John ~ cirkie 81
Phnippl. W. Va "He aaw Chamber
laln'a Cole. Colera and D1asrboea
Remedy advertised IN ths Phiilppl Re-
publican ana decided 10 try y, The
result 10 one battle cured him ard ~
has not suffered vita tbe disease Cos
eighteen montha hef1re taRiaw thia
remedy ~ WAS q constant sufferer
Ne o. now nosnd aad weil aae ~
thoush riniy yeaFp oi5 can a. ~
uneh wosk a. q yuunE man Sod
b. 81 druNGlata
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24
Chronic pIarrhoea asllsves.

Mr.. Edward r. Henry. with the Uni.
ted States Express Co. Chicago,
writes: "our General Superintendent,
MIR. Quick. handed me bottle of
Chamberlains Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy some time ago 20
check an attack OF the old chronic a.
arrhoea I have used Il since that
time and cured many on our trains
who have been sick / am an Old sol.
der who served with Rutherford y.
Hayes and william Mckinley four
years In the 23rd Ohio Regiment aud
have no ailment except chronic dlar.
rhoea, which this remedy stops ~
once" For sale by all druggists.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24

Iota o. msn and wcsusu who are
.rr.eabis rifh othera So -ernnky
A. hcms rs sos ti2poaiiion- &c tss
w,cr n yoa an6 n T0ursslf thai
vou 20, cross Eeuaa ere hc1na. lials
,tlsrs uogry yua. i1ss buy q bo'fie o
1890. Hsrei1e and p9f your hFes
- shnpm Tou En9 everybody AFolu1
- Nh gesi bsstNg fsF r. fSiee y
esuss pps bstsla sSi9 ~ ~ y. jess
nun
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24
Before Mayor Davis.

Grace Harris was up before hla
honor Friday morning. charged with
disorderly conduct, aud assessed q
fine Of g. and costs. There were
many Witnesses Tor both shc fity and
defense. but the mayor deemed the
evidence Sufficient and Grace was re-.
quircd 70 dig
Joe FLOYD was charged with az.
orderly conduct. the charge havlug
been made BY one 81 the coloFed
damsela Of the depot but ghe mayog
deemed the evidence Insufficient and
Joe was discharged lie WAS repre-
scented BY AttoFney y q naxter
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24
HIGH SPRINGS PEO-
PIE ARE INDIGNANT
Hold Mass Meeting and Appoint Com
mittee to ResOlute.
TAKE EXCEPTION TO METROPOLIS

Committee Appointed to Draft Suit.
able Resolutions condemnIns Action
Of That Paper Concerning Recent
Tragedy Enacted in That Town.
From Fridays Daily Sun;
The citizens Of High Springs held
mass meeting Wednesday night
which was largely attended and a
great deal OF Indignation was display.
ed regarding the recent published ne.
ports in the Moreland murder case.
The meeting was attended by some
two hundred of the leading citizens
OF the place. and much condemna
ton was expressed by those present
in regard to the published report Of
The Metropolis.
A committee was appointed to at
once draft suitable and oondemnatory
resolutions regarding the Course OF
The Metropolis, and showing at the
same time that the good people were
doing their utmost to ferret out the
guilty parties.
The meeting win again be called
together Vas soon as the necessary
resolutions are prepared. showing that
the best citizens Of the town will be
found ever ready TO do all possible
TO bring the guilty ones 10 justice
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24
susy SESSION FOR MAYOR.
Five Cases Up Before Mayor paVIs
on Thursday Morning.
From Fridays Daily Sun:

on Thursday Morning.
From Fridays Daily Sun:
Mayor Davis held an unusually 10
terestlng session OF court Thursday
morning. when there we're ave cases
40 for his consideration.
J. Pappy forfeited cash bond Of
IS for drunk and disorderly
Waiter Stubs forfeited bis cash
bond Tor being on plain drunk
which was a i've spot
ELIAS Williams kn0wn 10 Dc . good
hara.working darkey. had some trou.
bic with his better halt. when be used
language rot found Ia the good book
but owing TO bis good character. waa
aned only s. and costs
Solomon Thomas was arrnign@d
upon a charge o. 6iaordcgiy condact
hat the evidences wns insuaieieni ena
,he mayor nilowed him 70 90 With q
good lecture
chas. Allen was 20 foT finardefiy
conduct but vas turned loose in
,h,s case Il ssemed a. u he prove
rutlnr witnesS ahoald have been uas
ose Or Instead % ne accused
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24
A GOOD gtA5ON
Gainesville People Can Tell You Why
II Is So.

Doan's Kidney pills cure the cause
of disease, and that is why the cures
are always lasting. This remedy
strengthens and tones up the Kidneys,
helping them to drive out OF the body
the liquid poison that cause back.
ache, headache and distressing kidney
and urinary complaints Gainesville
people testify to permanent cures.
Mrs. James Doig. living at sO9
Alachua avenue, Gainesville, Florida.
says 1T is some tine since used
Doan's Kidney Pills, and am glad TO
say that have had no need OF a
kidney remed.. Several years ago
Doan's Kidney Pills drove away Sc.
we're attack of kidney trouble, and
time has proven the cure to be a
permanent one. l take pleasure in
recommending Doan's Pills to other
sufferers of kidney complaint"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. FosterMilburn Co, Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24

Fram rridaYF paiiF Aan
policemaa Zesrosev o. Wetnesesg
ulrht arrested Artaar comaB. etafx
"a whk msagng q Rli ease f'ali q
whakFy "a M srfpTtl9a trails ffot
rsruupalna. nns ~ Morris sac -
rsae1 on cogsi2ias "a -pmh Mar
rs Gov sseallnu NV wotfh nesA
cases wgl ocrne 90 tefogs 1strs Ma
rrr
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24
Il SIMS IS NOW
BEHIND THE BARS
a Again wednesday When Hs
htsrfsred with Officer.
.,ArzNED LIFE o. DEPUTY

u, Ne Was Out on Bond Pend.
q. Good Behavior, He VIII
n. Have to Answer 70 a More
,,rsus Charge
Fridays Daily sun;
z. Sims. a lad only in size and
I'm years, but who is undoubted-
4. II the toughest OF young crimi-
aver known in this county is
languishing behind the prison
vas only recently released from
.ouuty Jail upon bond which was
k.s ~ a kind old gentleman from
surings, and to whom Sims
-isea that he would lead a differ
n Ne If he were allowed mis- free
vntil the next term of court,
a he is wanted upon a charge OF
|.,kng and entering.
q while all seemed well, the
man apparently living up to
rromise until the recent occur.
M At High Springs wherein More
lost his life, since which time
Young fellow has let his feeling
b natter get the best OF him and
Ass been too free in his express
both to the officers and the gen
public. 1t was while he was on
Of his rampages Wednesday
Ing that Marshal Bryant found il
ssary to place him In jail and not
bond, afterwards bringing him
hs city where the charge will be
M serious than the first-that OF
sierlng with an officer.
b Wednesday, while Deputy Sherih
VI Livingston and Detective Chas
No. Of Lake City were at High
|Nags working up evidence in the
rsand case and questioning several
etes, young Pate Sims advanced
aem and administered some OF
most sensational cursing that was
known. and in fact the marshal
that It was the worst he had ever
d from any man, much less a
b even went further than this by
viking Deputy Livingston and
ng him, while he several times
haiened the life Of the individual
~ be relented in his duties In
pyhing for new evidence. OWNS
he very extreme smallness Of the
and the mere fact that he is yet
y lmickerbockers. Mr.. Livings
paid no attention to the youngs
but as the marshal noticed the
Pc he az once arrested the lad.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24

Ao LAXATIVE Fruit Syrup Is sold
positive guarantee TO cure
patton, sick headache. stomach
or any form OF Indigestion. II
the manufacturers refund
noney. What more can anyone
Il ! W MeCollum a Co.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24

p Fridays Daily Sun.
hrs Rediin, who WAS arrested at
y on a charge OF selling whiskey
vho has been confined in the
~ JAN here awaiting the next
70 Of the grand jury. was yester-
niudged insane BY a commission
aing OF Drs. y. N. Dell and J.
''l'on and Geo. r. Mason. the
o. the malady being tuberculo-
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24

NJ yoa havu tt4aaT nn4 tiaetsg
ssuubss n-6 a. asf 80 gsisg's Kitssy
Care yoa mlu have ogly gemFseF 30
ffsrse fsw fmtn.fa a. h BegHYetY fasWN
- frmn a. tf8MFT as 1lA41eF 6its
swmna q w. Mcce1mm A Co
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24

Total Warrants issued during the year
This NeaC's Warrants unpaid e..os,.,.
This Years Warrants paid durine year.
ola Warrants paid dnrinN The year. ~
Total warrants raid tiuFinr tfv year
Cash on hand July 1. io0s,.. .,,,.,,.. ygr
Total ,..,a,.,,.,. ......,..
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1908-08-24
SAVING RANANDO is
READY FOR. HIS FATE
Perfectly Willing to Accompany the Of
ficsr Back to Brooklyn.
MADE STATEMENT THURSDAY

Told the Detective, salvatore Santoro,
That He Was the Man Wanted and
the Guilty Party-GIad to Go Back
And Face Charge.
From Fridays Daily Sun:
Salvatore Sanford. OF the Brooklyn
IN. " Detective Bureau, arrived
Thursday for the purpose of conduct
Ing the fugitive. SAVING Ranando,
back to Brooklyn. where he will stand
trial upon charge OF murder.
The representative OF the Brook
Ign Detective Bureau readily identi.
fled him as the guilty party, and he
made full confession TO the officer,
assuring him that he wanted to go
back and stand trial upon the charge
and was ready to 30 10 the chair.
hang or submit TO anything else that
the officials cared to impose,
The self-confessed murderer seems
70 think. however that he was mstl.
fed In his rash act OF stabbing his
sweetheart, as IL seems to be some
kind Of a law" IN their country, or
something to that effect
From all appearances one would
not Judge the prisoner to DO a
criminal, as he dresses well and has
a neat appearance being far above
I
the average.looling Italian, aud In
fact would pass for goodlooklng
with just q little more trimmings
The detective, who himself Is an
Italian took no chance with his mans
treeness in wanting 10 so back, and
made him secure with both hand.
cuffs and chain and himself looked
as II he was a shrewd member In
| his line.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
Wiqs and Trousers.

The wig went out and gave place to
the natural hair, powered and pig
tailed, as result of the movement
back to nature which accompanied and
preceded the French revolution. But
why did the wig come in? Some say
that Louis XIII started the fashion
when he began to grow bald, the court
Initiating him out of desire to please
the monarch. Be that as 1t may, the
wig caught on as few articles OF
costume have ever done. and those who
have begun to despair of the mascu-
line leg ever being emancipated from
the trouser may find comfort In the
fact that wigs prevailed for consid-
erably more than century in Eng
land, whereas trousers scarcely existed
a hundred years ago. to say nothing OF
being the universal wear. - London
News.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
A CASE OF CROOKED STICK,

An Idaho farmer is being accorded a
great deal of newspaper and magazine
notoriety and ADVERTISING these days
through the exploiting OF test which
he has made with a variety of Alas
ka wheat which he claims has yield
ed for bin at the rate of 90 bush
els Der Acre. IN view Of the fact that
the average yield q wheat for the
country Is but twelve bushels per acre,
the claim Of this Idaho granger is
quite naturally being received with
head shake and skepticism. The grower
claims that one head of this Alaska
wheat. which is frost proof and hardy,
produced seven pounds. that these sew
en- pounds produced 1,545 pounds and
that this quantity produced In turn
$1,000 pounds Of prime hard wheat Of
No. grade. There are a lot of folks
who would like to think the above
claim possible and reliable. yet who
until more authentic evidence is forth
coming will be compelled to class 1t
the Lying Davis yarn about the stick
that was 80 crooked 1t couldn't lie still.
A feature In regard to the matter that
would seem to put It In the crooked
stick class Il the fact that the grower
of this marvellous cereal is now selling
1t at the rate Of $40 bushel.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
CONFIDENCE
| Back Up My Statements With My
Personal Reputation and Money.

We are SO positive that we can cure
constipation, no matter how chronic
it may be, that we offer to furnish the
medicine free of all cost IL we fail.
1t is worse than useless to attempt
to cure constipation with cathartic
drugs. Laxatives or cathartics do
much harm. They cause a reaction,
irritate and weaken the bowels and
make constipation more chronic. Be-
sides. their use becomes a habit that
is dangerous and often fatal.
Constipation is caused by weakness
of the nerves and muscles of the large
intestine or descending colon. To
expect a cure you must therefore
tone up and strengthen those organs
and restore them to healthier activ-
ity.
The discovery of the active princi-
pie OF our remedy evolved the labor
of the worlds greatest research
chemists. 1t possesses all the best
qualities of the remedial active prin-
ciple Of the best known intestinal
tonics, and it is particularly prompt
in it's results.
We want you to try Rexan Order
lies on our guarantee. They are ex
ceedingly pleasant to take and are
ideal for children. They act directly
on the nerves and muscles of the
bowels. They have a neutral action
on other organs or glands. They do
not purge or cause any Inconvenience
Whatever. They will positively cure
chronic or habitual constipation and
the myriads of associate or Dependent
chronic ailments. Try Rexall Order
lies at our risk. Frank w. Bucknam,
Skowhegan, Me.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
A REFORM NEEDED.

The protest presented TO President
Roosevelt a short time since by the
officers of the American Humane soci-
ETY. looking to preventing the terrible
suffering OF grazing animals on the
western plains. which die In large
numbers annually from exposure and
from hunger and thirst. seems to find
abundant provocation in conditions
which have prevailed for years. The
committee cites the fact that accord
ing to government reports, 1,3450oO
cattle and 100000 sheep died from
exposure In the year ending March 81
last. The pitiful manner In which
they died is told In the following state
ment by e. X. Whitehead. secretary Of
the bureau Of child and animal protec-
ton: Imagine a single animal In De-
cember, already gaunt from hunger,
cold and thIrst--for OF the three thirst
is the most terrlbe-imagine this
wretched creature wandering about on
an illimltable plain. covered with snow
with nothing to eat except here and
there, buried under the snow. a spare
tuft of scanty mosslike grass. eating
snow for days and weeks because there
is nothing to drink. by day wandering
in the snow. by night lying down 10 1t,
swept by pitiless winds and Icy storms.
always shivering with cold. always
gnawed with hunger always parched
with thirst. always searching for some
thing to eat where there Is moth
ing, always staring with dumb. hope
less eyes. blinded, swollen and tester
ing from the suns glare on the wastes
of snow. Imagine that and imagine
yourself enduring one hour of 1t. Null
tiply that period by the slow moving
days and nights from December to
April, II life lasts that long. Multiply
that by 100000, and you have the
statistics Of brute suffering In this one
way for one year and every year in
this unspeakable trade"
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
Mother Earth.

When Junius Brutus and the sons of
Tarquin asked the famous Delphic or
acle who was to succeed Superbus on
the throne of Rome they received for
an answer, He who shall FIRST kiss his
mother" AS the two princes were has
tening home to. fulfill what they
thought was meant Brutus fell to the
earth and cried out, Thus do l kiss
thee. o Earth, the mother of US air.
This is perhaps the earliest recorded
instance OF the use of the term Moth
er Earth Exchange.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15

Ida Morse, LIST. Crocheted slippers,
w. H. Doran. Fancy baskets, Inez
Brown, LIST; Edna Wood, I'd; Mrs. W.
H.. Niles, Sd. Commode set, Mrs. L.
Lowe, 1st. Silk pillow, Mrs. Erasmus
Welts LIST. Bingham pillow, Mrs. W.
L. Perkins, 1st. Shoestring bag,
Georgia A. Welts, list. Needle book,
Fannie Greenleaf, LIST. Picture frame,
Mrs. d. Brewer, 1st.
Other exhibits we're: Cotton piece,
Mrs. w. H. Doran; rose mats, Bertha
Gray; pineapple mat, Mrs. E. Welts;
mat, Mrs. A. B. Dunton; center
piece, Mrs. Fl. T. Croswen.
Among the miscellaneous articles
were: Ancient dishes, Irene Hilton;
burnt work, Mrs. Ernest Moody;
shell table, Leah Ham; feather fan,
Edna Wood; hair snake, w. L. Parks;
ancient book, L. Lowe; mounted
specimens, Mrs. Stella Bunker; freak
kitten with one head and two bodies,
Bertha Worthen.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
Notice of Foreclosure.

Whereas Charlie ii. Cross, also called Charles
Ii. Cross and Stanley w. Annett, both OF
Williamson, Carleton County, New Bruins
wick. and Mary Jane Cross of the same place
by their mortgage deed dated the twenty
first day of April A. ID. 1906, recorded In Som
erset County Registry OF Deeds In book 276,
Page %, conveyed to me, Charles f. Burnell
of Norridgewock, State OF Maine, a certain
lot or parcel OF land situated in said Nor
ridgewock, County OF Somerset and State OF
Maine, bounded and described as follows; on
the nor liberty side by land OF George o. Wes-
ton, easteriy by land formerly owned by
George Seavey. southerly by land of the late
Rufus Bixby and westerly by the Kennebec
River, said land consisting OF two hundred
acres, more or less, and whereas the condi-
ton OF said mortgage has been brok en-, now
therefore by reason OF the breach OF the con-
dition thereof, l claim foreclosure OF the
said mortgages.
Dated the 18th day OF Septemb Der, 1893
3w40 CHARLES 4. BURNELL, Mortgage.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
EFFECTIVE BIRD PROTECTION.

-
The Audubon Society Of America
has lnaugurated vigorous campaign
having In view the more effective pro-
lection of the birds of America, and
this time the appeal Is being made
along the line OF practical rather than
sentimental considerations. The argu-
ment now being put forth is that bird
destruction means loss In dollars and
cents TO the gardeners, fruit growers
and farmers of the country. This will
win. Present an argument that hits
folks in their pocketbooks and they
are bound to sit up and take notice.
The plan of campaign of the society
contemplates the dividing of'the coun-
try into seven districts and the placing
of an expert ornithologist In charge of
each. 1t would seem as If with the
prosecution of Its work along general
lines the society could make definite
advance by using Its influence to Sc
cure the passage of federal laws pro
hibiting absolutely the destruction OF
useful birds migrating at different sea
SONS Oh IOe year HUN ouC SthtS w az
other. A communication sent by the
writer to the congressman of his dis
trict and referred by him to G. II.
Merriam. chief of the bureau Of biolog-
ical survey. seemed to develop the fact
that the reason action had not been
taken along the line suggested-that of
federal bird protection-was due to In
ability 10 arouse interest in the sub
ject on the part Of members Of con-
gress. coupled with inadequate appro-
priations which would be available for
carrying such laws into effect Just
go long as the matter of bird protec-
ton Is left to the several states re-
suits secured will be incomplete and
unsatisfactory. A law passed by con
gpess for the protection of interstate
birds would cover all states. State
laws are good so far as they go, but
they should be reinforced by federal
enactments.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15

Mrs. Ada l.. Groom, the widely known pro-
prietor Of the Groom Hotel, Vsughn. Miss,
says: "For several months suffe ed with a
severe cough, and consumption seemed to
have its grip on me, when friend recon-
mendsd DR.. Kings New Discovery. l began
taking it, and three bottles affected com
plete cure" The fame Of this life saving
cough and cold remedy, and lung and throat
healer is world wide. Sold at G. X. Fogg S
drug store. sec. and Sf.oo
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
Maine Central R. R.
Arrangements Of TrAips in
Effect October 5, 1905.

Trains leave Skowhegan as follows: sos, 7.ss A.
for all points west; also to Bangor vaneeboso St,
Stephen Houlton, Woodstock. St. John and Halifax-
so p. NJ. for Wa,ervile, Oakland, Bingh Lew
iston. Augusta. Gardiner and Bn wick, Portland and
gor, Od,own, Patten and Houlton VIA B & A. r. R.
and Maitawamkesg,-s.oo P. NJ. tmixedl for Water
vile, enabling passesfsn to connect for OAKLAND and
TO take night Pullman Tor Portland and Boston so
P. N. Sundays only, to Waterville.
ARRIvALS:-7.as A. NJ, mixed from WateryilIe
daily except Sundays,--ro.3s A. M, Passenger from
Portland, Oakland. Waterville, Augusta and Bangor
Has A. M, m xed from Waterville Sunday only
$50 aad s.ss P. M. from all points. Sundays only,
1885 A. M, from Portland, Augusta, and Water
Vile.
F, E. BOOTHeY, General Pass'r. Agent
MORRIS MCDONALD,
Vice President & General Manager
General Office, Portland Me.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15

Why not invest In the per cent prefer cd
or bond, shares OF the New York Realty
Owners Co. at Par si0R Last July they paid
the 2th consecutive 3 per cent semi-ann,,al
Interest coupons. Common shares sell af $40
premium, pay ing II per cent on Par. safe
ss N. V. city up Town" property. VIVA.
can be safers
Il. r. FAlRBROTHER,
Skowhegan, Me.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
CONNECTIONS

CONNECTIONS
Al Oakland with Maine Central Railroad Al SoSa
erset Junction. with Canadian Pacific Railway. AT
Kineo Station with Coburn Steamboat Company Tor
all points on Moosehead Lake. At Norrdgewock
with stages for Skowhegan. Smihfieid and Mercer.
At Arson for 5awyer's Mills AT North Anson for
North and West New Portland, Dead River, Flag
staff and Eustis. At Bingham for Forks, Carratunk,
Moose River. Mayheid, Kingsbury and Abbott.
MORRIS MCDONALD, Vice President
r. Z. BOOTHBY General Passenger Agent
Portland, Me
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
More Than One.

II remember your wife as such a
dainty and pretty thing. Humly. and
yet they tell me she has turned out a
fine cook"
Turned out a fine cook? She has
turned out half dozen of them within
the last three months"
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15

In the course Of two years enough
will be saved by covering the hay
stack with d canvas cover to pay for
the Improvement In addition to this.
1t may be used as a cover for machin
cry temporarily. TO pile apples on and
as thrashing floor for beans.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
mum value

A railroad president who owns 20f
acre farm at Darlington, a suburb OF
Chicago. has hit upon the unique plan
of devoting it to the raising of mud
turtles. mushrooms. goldfish and guinea
pigs, which may very properly be
styled diversified farming. Besides the
naturally DOGGY spots on the farm, la
goons win be dug which will be fed
with system of irrigating bitches
The guinea pig yards are expected &c
cover several acres and be the most
extensive In the country. while the
mushrooms will be allowed to grow
where they will In damp places over
the farm. The justification for thu
mud turtle aspect of the enterprise
will be understood when 1t is known
that 10000 turtles are consumed an
nually In the eating houses and res
taurants Of the city OF Chicago alone
While. of course, some OF these are bon'
fde terrapin. the majority are mud
turtles, soft shells and snaprers.
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
Diplomacy.

I'm surprised at you"
whats the matter nowr'
why. your wife tells me you've In
vited the grocer and butcher to your
party tonight
"Well, what Of itY'
Think Of what you owe society"
"Yes, but think what l owe my gro
Ger and butcherr-Judge
The Somerset reporter., 1908-10-15
Cheap.

Pat-This IL a great country. Mary
Ann. Mary ARMAND how's that? Pat
--Shure and the paper says yez can
buy FIVE dollar money ordher at the
postoffice for only cints. Dim Off
afther one now. wild the 3 cints yez
give me for the soap.-Pathfnder.