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wANTED-REAL ESTATE.
FOR RENT-SUBURBAN.

FOR RENT-O- sale. house with porchss
reception han. bath. attic, cen ent basement
pantry. closets, all modern improvements:
lot S9xI5o; out house; ; minutes walk from
trolley H. r LATTMER Wine ave
Hyattsviile- Nd Phone 3 r jyl-sS
FOR RENT-S15; Laagdon. Groom house.
near Rhode Island ave cars; city water
Call OF address JOHN i. KNOPP 1923
Jackson ST ne je79-Tt
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FOR RENr-HoUsEs.

FOR RENTS sth 50. ne, rooms; ali
modern improvements. beautiful condition.
rent $3.50. Apply BREWOOD, go + 81. NV
Premises open Tor inspection. jyl-I
FOR "RENT-I4Ot 1. 81. NV. ten rooms and
bath: 500 per month. Apply at EVANS
ESTATE. 1924 New York ave. Je20-u
nth ST. NV. o02-Wili rent large furnished
house, L rooms or viii sell furniture; deslr-
able location. Jyl-9l
FOR RlsNT-Housea. apartments, and ornces
IN all parts OF the city For detailed uss
send call a. cur Office
THOS- J. FISHER & co. (Inc.).
REAL ESTATE, LOANS AND INSURANCE
BROKERS
rs 18th 81. ". W JEZ5-o
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FIREWORKS

IF IT'S FIREWORKS you'r re looking Tor p
to c. T. HUNTER. 1l3 Pennsylvania ave
Largest and best assortment at lowest prices
IN the city. Call on him and be convinced
Northing over 10c; all goods guaranteed
Open 10 p m, every night start selling on
the lgt 5eT7-Ct
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BUILDERS AND CONTRACTORS.

ARE YOU GOING TO BUILD7 Going 10
remodel your house? Let Us help furnish
ideas suggestions, and give you estimates
D7Painttng' papering, decorating. carpeting
y6smenting. plumbing. gas-htting timing
sobbing attended 10 promptly
CHAS J. RAFF CO., Is44 You g. nv
1e9-eod-9ot
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TO THE MEN.

SUITS 70 order. Larg- variety OF STYLES
Goods whose quality IS such that your Sc
lection IS sure 10 be right. LIDO DAVIS
Tailor. lCl2 E 81 NV. ie24-al. va a-sot
An oyerproduction Sale 50 Doz Mems In
ported French Madras Shirts Made 10 Sell AZ
50: Our Price 79c- Come Quick Before
They're All Sold. {. Auerbach eth and II
The Sweater Store. myI6-eod-slt
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COLONIAL REACE.

FOR RENT-Ten-room cottage, directly On
the river front; partly furnished; ar4esIs7
well water house lots for Eaie- A S cay
WOOD. 933 eth St nv. myz5-s0t
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CHIROPRACTIc.

CHIROPRACTIC, with enforced circulation
removes cause OF LOCOMOTO ATAXIA.
chronic diseases. paralysis, fever sores
Terms. SO month Guarantee results E l.
THOMPSON, Chiropractor. 1743 F ST NV
je5-eod-s0t
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MONEY TO LOAN

IF YOU NEED MONEY 20 pay rent. or buv
coal. will furnish all you need. I lend yoii
strictly PRIVATE Try me p o. ROX as{a
Station O. se5-tf
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STORAGE.

WE STORE furniture and carriage for 81 IN
clean. dry rooms. careful draymen 70 move
you. Peoples StOrdge and Express Co.. c. r.
Clifford & Co., $40 IIh NV. Phone y 3940 NJ
my9-n. ". sa-90t
75c A LOAD PER MONTH-Store your fur
niture at BAUFS, S12 Pennsylvania ave. NV
Hauling. Packing, and Shipping a specially
Estimates cheerfully given Jes-tf
CENTRAL STORAGE.
Rooms clean, large rooms 81 lot; packing
and shipping. Phone N. 2520
KINfON NICOIAIDES. 1903 H ST. ". ".
JelS-3Ot
100 SEPARATE storage rooms: storage BY
the load; packing. hauling aEi shipping. See
Auctioneers. 6l2 z 81. NV: phODS Main SIS
myls-s0t
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PLUMBING.

EXPENSIVE Economy Poo plumbing
more costly than the most expensive: Job
bling and remOdeling our specially; work
satisfactory. JOS. r. QUINTER & son. 1914
r. l. Ave Phone N 81. fny23-ro. ". Sa-sOt
TELEPHONE y. $3.50 for immediate repairS
TO your heating OF plumbing apparatus A
fair trial Is all we ask. LAUXMAN & SIN
CELL 1s40 18th st. NV. myI3-n W sa-90t
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AUTOMOBILES.

100 SLIGHTLY used automobiles for sale or
exchange from 800 TO $500: every machine
fully guaranteed: denomination given Spot
cash for your automobiles. Cars sold on con-
Rignment send your car. We have a school
ts teach you how 10 operate and repair any
automobile. Inside Instructions. SIS Glass
nov forming. Private lessons given. NICK
ERSON AUTOMOBILE EXCHANGE. 1904
18th st NV. apIs-tf
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FOR SALE-u acres land. . miles west o.
Washington. high elevation, beautiful oak
trees and running stream on Great Falls
and Old Dominion electric road scent fare
20 any part o. Washington: MAGNIFICENT
home for person IN business in the city
and desiring 20 live short distance IN TIE
couutrys only 500 per acre terms elvv
JAMES Z. CLEMENTS. 1a5s G 81. NV
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FOR RENT-Furnished Houses.

18TH ST. I4Ol-Furnished house. 20 rooms
SIS. or viii loan furniture for careful use
je99-3t
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FOR SALE-SUBURBAN.

BEAUTIFUL -evtn-rOom cottage: Just com
plefed; with two ceres OF ground In District
near Congress heights. commanding view:
good water: price. 81 O00s One-third cash:
balance long time BOX 63I, Times once.
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FOR MARSHALL HALL

Steamer Charles Manchester. daily 10
a. m. ESQ and $50 p N; Sundays II
a N. 2:30 and $50 p NJ Dinners and
lunches Music and dancing. All
amusements- Fare. round trip. 2sss
children. 15c-
ut. VERNON
Daily (SunLayB excepted). 20 a m ana
2:3C D m Fare. round trip, including
admission to grounds and mansion. 75c-
jes-9
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MOVING, PACKING, sHIPPuEG.

MOVE GOODS quickly; buy and sell furnt-
ture; high prices for secondhand furniture.
VIZ. EDMONSON.. Moving. Packing. Ship
ping. 140l . ST NV mylS-n. ". Sa-90T
SAUNDERS EXPRESS. su 1lth St NV;
open at ell hours moving. packing, Grating
shipping. packing china a speciality: lawns
cared for. Telephone 547S. ap29unO. we. sa- GOT
CLARENDON SMITH. 9TH & X SITS NV
WE HAUL ANYTHING
50 DOUBLE HORSE LOAD.
STORING. CHEAPEST RATES IN TOWN
PHONE MAIN 232 apl4-9Ot
PADDED VANS. $500 LOAD
2-HORSE WAGON, 8. 90 LOAD
COLUMBIA TRANSFER CO..
eo5 NEW YORK AVE
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CHESTNUT GROVE

NEW SUBDIVISION. EAST CHERRY
DALE. VA.
Hat acre and acre lots, only ten minutes
from city. one square from Dominion HEIGHTS
station. Great FANS railway Why buy
small lots. when YOU can buy half acre. eight
times many feet, FOR about same prices >
Also q nice siX-rOom house and half acre
lot for sale. part cash. balance on time
THEO. A. r. Taft, on property. jeZ7-6t
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MEDICAL
DIR. SHADE, SPECIALIST.

DR.. SHADE, SPECIALIST,
rs 18th st.; 81 years practice curing nervous
chronic and special diseases: stomach. liver
kidney bladder, structure. discharges. skin.
blood and private ailments cured quickly
Consultation free. my20-1
w T Baidus. II. D. Phi. ID. German Special
list on Diseases OF the Brain. Nervous System
Heart, Kidneys, Stomach, and other Diseases.
Doctors services and medicine. s. Tel. NJ
25ls. Hours. 10 20 /. 10 9. SO. cor 9Th & E NV
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PINE LOTS FoR SAFE N
CAOore's AddiiOn-)
CLARENDON, VA.
minutes from AQUeduct Bridge via FauA
Church Electric Railway Is minutes 70 Lssh
81. and Pa ave
goo per lot fur the best
. Cash ana $ per month.
No Interest. No TaxeA
Original Shade Trees.
Two electric roads with , sCatiOnzl r15
through the property
Epr further particu ars apply 10
=. Z DAVIDSON, Agent
Rossl,a, Va
Residence. Clarendon. Va
an-eS
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WHERE TO DINE.

REGULAR DINNER 25c. lunch l5c: special
Sunday dinner 55ci everything the best; Try
US. PAYNE a. KING. sos Pennsylvania ave.
sc. Phone Lincoln 1905 jc3-w.s a. m-s0t
THE MANOR. 100 nth ST. y W.
Cafe and Lunch. meals a Ia carte: table
de hote dinner on sunday everything strictly
urst-clasSs tcl3-sa. m VISOR
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PAI-AIS CAFE

First-Class wines. liquors, cigars. ladies'
dining rooms. vince you VIII find the best OF
everything. 9. c. CRAFT. 10Th and ( NV.
rnysO- Sa- M vy-gOt
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EPICUREAT EATABLES! Hot biscuits:
melt in your mouth; delicious dinners; spe-
cial on sunday ne y management; reasonable
rates. LOUDOUN CAFE, 81 E. Capitol 81
nyZI-. y. s.. In-sOt
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YUM YUNi!g' That's what you'U say after
q meal at one Of our places Three OF them.
9th and c. 2I7 7th. l20S Pennsylvania ave.
my lam. ". sa-9Ut
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ICE CREAM.

FINEST Ice cream. candies and chocolate
bonbOns: fresh every day. Phone your or
ders. prompt delivery. Bal sry and courec-
tiOnery. GEO. FINK, 1921 ,th ST. NV
ye1f-7ye. fri sI-s1r
IT'S PRETTY HOT. Try some OF An
reln's delicious Ice cream CooIs and del,Erts
81 per gal. delivered A telephone call. rbar'g
all GEO. AAIREIN. $50 7th g. NV
ulyI3-nl. yv. sa-s3t
ANY QUANTITY, best IN city. s. per gal:
finest assortment Of confectionery, goods de-
nyered- Phones Line. Js6 and 1g3 JAMES
COKINOS & CO.. 12O5 Il ST. ne. ~ Sth Sc
my17-In. sa u-51r
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sc DAIRY LUNCH.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN VIII find a 49,
lect dining place TO eat home cooking IN
Ice cold 0uttermilk daily; ladies' wait on YOU.
6U + NV WELSH Prop je3-fr ". Su-s0t
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FOR RENr-APARTMENTs.

TO SUBLET-The CAMBRIDGE. 5l0 Eye 81.
NV, apartment 8: all outside handsome
rooms; front and rear porch; facing beauti-
ful park; hence cool ard attractive; fine
janitor service: regular rent, $780, liberal in
ducements 10 October iyl-3t
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CAPE MAY.
FOR SALE-SUBURBAN.
B. Il. DAVIDSON

BUILDING LOTS at West cherrycals on
Great Falls and Old Dominion Ry.s &C fare
into city; monthly payments.
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FOR SALE-SUBURBAN.
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Real Estate and Insurance.. Rosslyn. Va
Suburban Properly OF Every Description
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WANTED-TEAMS.

WANTED-Teams 20 haul brick WEST
BROS. BRICK CO., South End Highway
Bridge Va ie30-7t
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GOOD THINGS TO EAT-EverythInE neat
and clean Service, prompt and courteous
Short orders a specially. Tickets WASH
INGTON CAFE, 457 Pa. ave. Phone II. 5Sg4
my9-mO We. sa-9Ot
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DOGS, PETS, ETC.

full OF SOC. 1852 14th ST NV. WRIGHT &
NORWOOD. Phone y. SIS. Mail orders
Postal or phone. je1-n. ". sa-90t
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OUR BREAD and pastry are made on p4srn-
ises- Try our delightful lunches; eminent
physicians recommend our famous whole
wheat bread. Nj. VERNON LUNCH. g22 on
nylluo. we, fr-5t
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THE belmont CAFE AND QUICK LUNCH
Try our special lunch. sc: II 70 ? Ladies
and gentlemen. Lowest prices. Best QuaIIties
go Pa ave.
ap29-uno we. sa-9Ot
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LOST.
FOUND.

LACEY's ICE c. cam
Is good enough for the queen: zoe and GOO per
gallon; Seapolitan. SI.2j. Established 1890.
3e4-tf 607 NEW YORK AVE
Gilpin observer., 1908-07-23

wv /zI9/YCHu NROOH AS
N1A~0 ms RHZlE g @
~e&S9S9~'

ly unpopular custom in this country The
methods of the suitor unique. as is the case
in almost every foreign country. II a man
and maid happen to eat off of the same piece
of bread 1t is taken for granted that they are
sure to fall in love, then after the marriage, the
bride runs away the next day and hides She
is sought out by the whole village and, when
found. is brought back, set up in her new
home, and made to dispense liquor to the vii
layers week is generally given over to the
bridal festivities.
The matchmaker" is always prominent in.
stituton among foreign brides and bride.
grooms: he Tor She the case may bel is a
sort Of bride-merchant. middleman, who sorts
out a likely husband for an anxious wife, and
vice versa. Generally It is the other way;
generally the wife has to be sought and
sought with care. The matter of the dowry
has to be arranged. and the matchmaker has
to be paid by the wife's parents. In the
United States frequently hear among the
Ghetto tribes, OF the "shaetchen." which is the
same thing as the old world match maker"
Greece. Palestine. Persia India practically all
the eastern countries have this sort OF traffic;
and these willy wife-merchants make a very
good living. indeed.
In Greece the match makers" practically ar
range all the marriage among the lower
classes. There. too. are orange blossoms used,
one OF the few countries besides our own in
which this flower has some especial signih.
cance. There also the best man has a rather
delicate Job which probably would not be popu.
lar in this country. The groom presents his
bride with a pair Of shoes and It is part of
the best mans duties, during the ceremony, to
get down and put these shoes upon her dainty
feet. In the photograph here given the Gre
clan woman has arrayed herself In splen.
did costume and is standing in mock simplicity
(the usual Grecian custom) while part Of the
ceremony is being performed. 1t is this ira.
ditional afectation Of hers which has given
rise to the Greek saying "as affected as
young BRIDE"
In India there is n curious way OF getting
rid OF the women" II 1t may be said In that
brutal phrase. There young bachelor is apt
Gilpin observer., 1908-07-23
Wheels,
He was a great inventor.

fIt was great lnVentOr.
The thing | am working at now"
he began, strolling his thin beard with
a thinner hand, will be a boon to ev-
cry family and will startle the whole
world. In fact, it will put the alarm
clock trust out of business. The idea
is simply specially prepared tablets
that help you to get up in the morning.
For instance, if you want to arise at 5,
you take five tablets; if you want to
get up at 8. take six tablets. and 50 on
But how will it affect the alarm
clock trust?'
why these tablets will cause a ring
ing in the ears at exactly the hour de-
Sired"
But the little crowd could wait to
hear no more and hurriedly disbanded
-Harper's Weekly.
Gilpin observer., 1908-07-23
D DHhNRhNIRRZZTM4NNH( (Nl

the blackened ends of the firebrands towards
him, sign there is no mistaking. The peas
ant girl admits favored lover to a parlement
which corresponds to a consent to keep COM
pany," as we say in this country. The swain
is allowed to dance with and call upon
her, and to make himself useful in thousand
little ways. Should no better suitor come for
ward the two will probably become man and
wife,
But with the better classes in France there
is little opportunity for courship. In Paris
young unmarried girls go out occasionally
into society; in the provinces this is not al
lowed. When young man resolves on matri-
mony and hears Of young lady whose family
and circumstances are in every way suitable.
he makes informal inquiries. through priest
or some lady of her circle. about the girls do
mestic qualities-and amount of dowry. This
last particular is of the highest importance
1t is rare for dowerless girl to marry in
France, though the portions which wives even
of the comfortable mddle-class, bring their
husbands only consist of a sum Of three or
four figures. On receiving satisfactory infor
nation the sutor who wishes to do the thing
in decorous manner commits the AFFAIR to
some elderly woman, perhaps his mother or
aunt. This good lady hastens to acquaint the
girls family with the offer. and in her turn
informs them of the suitor's unimpeachable
character ard good circumstances.
Marriage is more difficult OF accomplishment
in England from the fact that there Is so
much redtape attached to 1t. Most Of our
customs have come from England, though
born of earlier times. The best man dates
back to the days of marriage by capture, as
he helped the bridegroom to catch his bride.
Nor is this the only relic of the most ancient
of human institutions: for what was the hon.
ey.moon? 1t was not merely pleasure trip as
row, but rapid and hurried flight Of bride and
bridegroom rendered necessary by the anger
Of an outraged father.
Presents to the bridesmaids form another
interesting link with primeval days. They
were originally form of toll which the couple
were glad to pay in order to be alone. BY
the act Of uniformity only one method Of mar.
riage can be used, but the state allows GER
tain indulgences to the wealthy. who may be
married privately by a special license; or by a
license, given upon the oath of the man that he
knows legal obstruction to his union; or
by the publication of banns used among the
poorer classes. AS in other countries, so in
England. there is much joyous feasting on the
occasion of wedding This Is clearly shown
by the very word bridal" which Is simply
another form Of "brideale," or "bridefeast.
Originally 1t meant only the carousal. or
drinking In honor Of the bride.
Gilpin observer., 1908-07-23
The Usual Reason.

The Rev. Sydney Goodman-his
Mems church at Atlantic City, with it's
smoking congregations and its moving
pictures, has already brought out many
imitators-is noted for the brilliance
and originality of his sermons.
of his sermons.
Even in a begging Sermon" said a
member of the Mems church, Mr..
Goodman can amuse. He began re-
cent begging sermon in this manner:
"A deacon said to the minister's
wife:
Why is your husband always ask
ing for money, money, money!"
THE minister's wife sighed.
"'"I suppose it is because you
never give him any" she said'"
Gilpin observer., 1908-07-23
Something STRONGER.

Pat: Sir? Ye nivver heard o. IL
big wind in Ireland? Begobbs, mon, y'r
wan in tin thousand, Thot wind blew
ivveryting ,lengthways, sideways-hic
-idgeways, shortways; sure-hic-it
was tn strongest thing as ivver blew
against mon,"
The Listener: There is something
stronger, Pat"
Pat: Tell me what, now, Phat is
stronger"
The Listener: "Your BREATH"
Gilpin observer., 1908-07-23

lNIl to wait a long time before purchasing
- bride, because the cost is too great.
Widows. however, are cheap! What
does the willy father of the rapidly aging
= daughter do. in order to make her read
q lily marriageable? He marries her to
bouquet of flowers and then throws the flow
ers in we'll. This makes her technically
a widow and as such. very cheap, on the mar
ket. After that, the process of wedlock is
easy. wife is decidedly handy thing to
have around the premises. She can work
equally as well as the man and, in time OF
debt, she is accepted by the creditor as SO
much cash.
We are apt to gather from the Rubayat OF
Omar Khayyam and from other Persian poets
that the Persian is very poetical man. yet
here is the burden of one of his wedding
songs:
Of my heart"
But to tell all the customs of all the tribes
OF the universe in regard to weddings. be-
trothals, and married life would fill a big
book; indeed. 1t has been written about ex.
tensively enough to fill two volumes.
The thing that is Of most interest to Ameri.
can women. naturally enough. is the American
proposal and the American marriage. How
many OF our love songs have been written
around this enduring topic? How many OF the
very greatest love poems have breathed this
sentiment? Under a moonlit sky, by the ocean
side on the western plains. on the European.
bound steamers. in the silence of the parlor
with the gas turned low (as in our picture)-
every conceivable place has marked the set
ting of love affair and a proposal Faint
heart ne'er fair LADY," and the brave
hearted have not baked to propose even In
motor car going at the rate of so miles an
hour! Such is America. Then. after the pro-
posal comes the solemnization Of the new life
before the two young people-the wedding
ceremony itself More and more in the United
States is this function becoming a home af-
fair" us is shown in the picture Then fol-
lows the period of congratulation-the wedding
supper or breakfast, with smiling friends and
happy faces around the festive board. And
last Of all, the sweet. silent moment when the
bride and groom are clasped in each others
arms the moment OF highest consummation.
Alone at last!
The Dauphine maiden is past mistress in the
art Of encouraging or discouraging a lovers
attentions besides saying in 30 many words
that he is welcome or had better be gone.
When a swain's visits are pleasing to her. she
makes his soup thick with grated cheese; II
the contrary, he will find handful Of oats
In his pocket. Should he persist she will turn
Gilpin observer., 1908-07-23
A Few Years Hence,

Mrs. Knickerbocker (boastfully)-
My ancestors came over on the May
flower.
Mrs. Van Scadds (pityingly)-Too
bad, so slow and such wretched accom-
modations, too. Now, mine waited ard
came over on the Luistania-first cabin
at that.
Gilpin observer., 1908-07-23
Her Looks Sufficient.

Mr. Buggins (whose better hall is not
renowned for her beauty)-I've just
bought a hundred dollar bulldog for
my wife to take along for her protec-
tion when she goes out walking.
Mr.. Blunt-Huh! Why not let her go
without a veil and save all that ex-
pense?
Gilpin observer., 1908-07-23
Matrimonial Repartee

He-Why oh. why was ever foolish
enough TO marry?
She-Don't ask me! l gave up that
same conundrum long ago.
Gilpin observer., 1908-07-23
OpportunitieS.

opportunities.
The things that might have been" are
naush
But shadows of the past so gray.
Let's talk about the fish we caught,
Instead of those that got away
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