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A Faithful Friend.


81 have used Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy since
it was first introduced to the public
in 1872, and have never found one in
stance where cure was not speedily
effected by its use. have been a
commercial traveller for eighteen
years. and never start out on trip
without this, my faithful friend. "
says H. S Nicholson Of Oakland.
Ind. Ter. When man has used a
remedy for thirty. five years he knows
its value and is competent to speak
of it. For sale by Phi. A. Schlum-
berger.
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PROGRESS OF DEATH.
Sensations of One overtaken by ths
"Sieep of Snow"


Pastor Bertrand was climbing 9
mountain With party of students.
Feeling tired, he lay down to rest
while the others proceeded and was
overtaken by the sleep of snow" He
felt himself as if struck by apoplexy.
His head was perfectly clear, but his
body was powerless. He tells his story
thus:
"A kind of prayer was sent up. and
then resolved to study quietly the
progress of death. The sensation was
not painful, but at last my head be-
came unbearably cold, and it seemed
to me that concave pinchers squeezed
my heart so as to extract my life.
never felt such pain. but it lasted only
for minute, and my life went out.
'Well,' thought l, 4 am what they call
a dead man, and here | am, a captive
balloon attached to the earth by kind
Of elastic spring and going up aud al
ways up! When my companions re-
turn they will say. 1.-The professors
dead They do not know never was
so alive as ] am! The proof is see
them now-the guide is stealing a leg
of my chicken. 60 on, old fellow! Eat
the whole If you choose. for hope my
corpse will never eat again" Hello.
There is my wife going to Lucerne
well. wife. goodby"' confess did
not call dear the one that has always
been very dear to me- felt neither
regret nor joy ut leaving her. My only
regret was that l could not cut the
string. Suddenly shock stopped my
ascension. felt that somebody was
pulling the balloon down. My grief
was measureless. When l reached my
body had a last hope. The balloon
seemed much too big for the mouth
Suddenly uttered the awful roar of a
wild beast. The corpse swallowed the
balloon-and Bertrand was Bertrand
again.
In other words the eXertions of his
friends We're successful in resuscitat-
ing him.-Leon l.andsberg in Boston
Post
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Croniic Diarrhoea Cured.

my father has for years been
troubled with chronic diarrhoea, and
tried every means possible to effect a
cure, without AVAIL writes John
H. Zirkle of Philippi. w. Va. "He
saw Chamberlain Collie Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy advertised in the
Philippi Republican and decided to
try it. The result Is one bottle
cured him and he has not suffered
with the disease for eighteen months.
Before taking this remedy he was q
constant sufferer. He is now sound
and we'll. and although sixty years
old. can do as much work as young
man. Sold by Phi. A. Schlumber-
ger.
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SOLDIER NEWS.

Mrs. Peter Bruhn entertained few
of her friends on Sunday fternoon ir
honor of her birthday.
Freda Kuehl was the guest Of
Alma Binger on Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. D. Passick and daughter, Mrs.
Pete Harder of Monona county, were
visitors at the Albert Foster home
Monday.
Arnold Jacobs, wife and family. OF
near Mapleton. visited over Sunday
with the latter's parents. Adolpt
Kuehl and family.
Henry Stamp, wife and family Wis
tied Sunday with relatives near thu
Oak.
The birthday party which wa
given at the d. Passick home in Mo
mona county Sunday was largely at
tended.
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GOODRICH NEWS,

Mrs. John Anderson and Mrs.
Stoweil and children visited Monday
with Mrs. Lille Newton.
VIM. Cose and wife have been
spending the week at Dunba-'s.
Phillips and McHenry are in Da-
kota looking at land. we understand.
Geo. Newcom and wife came down
from Boyer to attend the party at A.
D. Winey's Wednesday evening.
Albert Winey and wife had a
party Wednesday evening in honor of
his nieces. Misses Iva Galland and
Adobe Whey. Ice cream and cake
We're served the company.
Mrs. Buman is visiting friends at
Early this week.
Rev. Bruce and wife spent Thurs
day at Walt Wilkinson's.
Harry and Will Anderson took in
the carnival at Vail Thursday.
Some of the friends of Ben Bea-
man and wife took them by storm
Saturday evening by walking in with
their baskets and given them a hearty
farewell party. A lovely time was
had and the fine supper enjoyed by all.
The evening was spent IN visiting.
After supper there was some fine
singing in which all took part. Mrs.
Lilly Newton on behalf Of the COM
pany presented Mr.. Beaman and wife
with dozen lovely teaspoons.
Miss Edith Montgomery is spending
a few days with her sister. Mrs. Carl
Whey
Fred Petersen and wife celebrated
their birthdays Thursday.
D.Newton and wife visited at Mrs.
Anderson's Thursday.
Louie Grill drove over to Deloit
Thursday.
Mr.. Boysen has been improving
his already commodious house.
S. D. Newton and wife spent
Thursday at Mrs. Anderson's.
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sists of one of these strings festooned
in imitation of the Gordian knot. Some
cut the Gordian knot; others absorb it.
The absorption process may not be the
| most elegant, but it surely is the most
general
Gentle reader, If you are ever led up
to a platter of macaroni. Italian style,
and find all the exits closed. grit your
teeth and go at the thing with firm de-
termination and timber fork Gently
decoy the left end of the string on
your fork and begin to wind. Rotate
the fork vigorously for some four min
utes in the right hand and then trans
fer to the left. Then when the wad
has assumed the size of ten cent
spool of darning cotton open your
mouth with your fingers and punch
it in
A convenient way for the amateur to
consume the dish is to get some kind
friend to find the end of the string.
Once having discovered this, distin-
guish it with a bit of red silk ribbon.
Then look for the other end. If not
found within fifteen minutes ask the
walters assistance.
When the end is reached your pace
Of engulfing the string will have in
creased, so that probably the end will
slip into you unnoticed. But do not
let this worry you. You have found
the end even if you have lost it. Look
at your plate. 1t is empty! Aha: At
last you have accomplished the gentle
art of absorbing macaroni = Chicago
Record Herald.
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Trip County, S. D. Government Lam
Opening.

The government opening of a
million acres of fine agricultural and
grazing lands will probably occur
about Oct. lst. The Rosebud extern
sion of the Chicago & Northwestern
Ry. is the only railway reaching these
lands. and Dallas. S. D.. is the rail-
way terminus and the only town on
the reservation border. The U. S.
land Office will probably be located
there. Pamphlets describing this
land and how to secure a quarter Sec
ton homestead free on application 10
any agent Chicago & Northwestern
Railway. 34-2t
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;. TO EAT MAcARoNI.
First Swallow a Reel and Then Take
Chances With the Strinus.

Chances With the Strings.
Didst ever eat macaroni Italian style?
Say, 1t is great. They serve it on a
platter that would lie two feet square
if it wasn't round. 1t greatly resem-
bes Medusa's head on a platter. 1t
looks like snakes. but it isn't. You
eat it with fork, spoon. knife, fingers.
face. chopsticks or scissors, as you pre-
fer.
In the real italian style it comes in
strings. Macaroni originally was in
vented to be fed through a keyhole.
The strings are of indeterminate length
Any good Italian could start masti-
eating ii piece the other end Of which
was on top of the Masonic temple and
finish within seyentythree seconds. A
boa constructor could eat string of
macaroni--if be We're long enough.
It's an art That's all there is to It
But that isn't all there is to it. Some
people say it is an acquired art. 9th
ers insist that you must be to the man
ner born. Some say the Italians have
reels inside. and there may he some
thing in this. for they eat as though.
feeding Il machine by machinery.
No one has ever dared to measure
the length of Il single strip of maca
roni. Like the population and crcum
ference of the world, II ha; to be esti
mated. Estimates differ. but all admit
that it is long enough. except the dyed
in the Wool Italians.
A dish of macaroni, Ita!;an style. con
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-08-26
A Courtroom Anecdote.

Here is a courtroom story which a
southern correspondent sends us about
southern judge:
The Jedge-Is yo' name Emmanuel
Baxter?
Immanuel-Yassah.
The Jedge-Well. you are charged by
Officer Tucker With stealing side of
bacon at Walters store last night.
lnmanuel-Ah wants ter file alibi.
The Jedge-What for?
Immanuel-Ah don't know. sab: Mis-
tab Reginald James-he's cold law
yeh-he done toll me ter say dat.
The JedgAOh, l see. But why
didn't you steal ham? They're bet.
ter than sides.
Emmanuel = They wasn't no hams
down dab.
The Jedge-Thirty days.-Cleveland
Leader.
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Are You Going West?

St. Maries, Idaho. offers the bes,
inducements to Home Seekers. In.
vesters. and pleasure seekers, in the
great northwest.
Send Loo for beautiful Illustrated
map of Idaho.
Full particulars of the snadoway
st. Joe'' for the asking.
Russell-speck Inc. st. Maries,
Idaho, (Mention paper. "a st.
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DELoIT ITEMS.

j. L. Miller and wife went to In
dependence. Missouri. last Wednesday
to visit VIM. McKim and family.
Glen McKim and wife are staying at
their home during their absence.
Sabin Campbell visited at Fred
Landon's at Ellis. part of last week.
Eugene Schiller and family. from
Nebraska. were visiting at the home
of his sister. Mrs. Alice Turner. one
afternoon last week.
j. P. Nestlebush. salesman for a
salt company, was out on the road
again last week, after two weeks
vacation at home.
Among those who attended the car
nival at Vail last week were. NJ.
Myers, Jas. McKim and wife, Harry
| Dobson and wife. Mrs. c. j. Cose and
daughter Myrtle. Ray Winans and
wife and Mearl Myers ana wife, Glen
McKim and wife.
N. H. Brogden and wife. who have
been in Nebraska visiting. returned
home last Thursday. Mrs. Brogden' s
health was better when she returned
hume.
| Iva Mason was brought home from
Denison Thur sday. We are glad to
state that at present she seems to be
improving.
Mrs. 7. C. Dobson had her grain
stacked last Wednesday.
Grover Tucker came up from Deni-
son Wednesday to visit his sister,
Mrs. John Anderson and family.
Kay Dawson and family. of Okla.
homa, are visiting relatives ant
friends in and near Deloit.
| I.ottie Williams accompanied b,
i her brother James and his son, cam,
; up from Omaha Saturday evening
Lcttie returned very much improved
in health, after her treatment fo
rheumatism in South Omaha.
Ben Beaman began loading his ca
Friday for his homestead near Lem
mon, S. Dakota. He took his de
parture Monday.
Edith Montgomery. of Denison, i
visiting her sister. Mrs. c. W
Whey. and attended services in De
lott Sunday.
Rev. Bruce and wife enjoyed
visit from the formers mother au
sister and cousin, of Cherokee. Iowa
over Sunday
Mr.. Clay Armour and Eloise Chill
dress accompanied by Mrs. Ann Tur
ner, Mr.. and Mrs. Bid Cose, Mrs
; Baner and Miss Edna ChiIdres
came to the NJ E. parsonage Sunda
forenoon and were united in marriag
by Rev. G. w. Bruce. The brid
was dressed in navy blue silk wit
hat to match. The groom wore tn
usual black This young couple ex
pect TO make their home in Illinois.
hOdol For Fs'!c. Indigestion dig: s:.,
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NOTICE OF REFEREES SALE.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Notice is hereby given that under. and b,
virtue of Commission. issued out of the office Of
the Clerk of the District Court of Iowa in and TO,
Crawford County. (based on a Judgment Entr,
and Decree rendered in said Court. in certain
case, wherein Johanna German was plaintiff, anc
Margaret Heath ct al. defendants. being cast
No. 1868 of said ourt9 under date of August 6
1905, and directed to me. the undersigned. M. E
Jones. as Referee will offer for SALE and sell tt
the highest bidder for cash. at the front door Of
the Court House in Denison. Crawford County
Iowa at two O'Clock in the afternoon of Saturday
the 18th day of September, 1908. the following
described real estate. situated in Crawford
County, Iowa: to-wit: The Northwest Quarter
IN. w. La of the Northeast Quarter IN. E. Ia
of Section Thirty. three 1881 in Township Eighty.
four [s4l North, Range Thirty-seven 1871 Wes
of the 9Th P. M and execute referees deed tc
the purchaser thereof.
By order Of the District Court of Iowa. in anc
for rawford County
Dated this 9Th day of August, 1905
CONNER & LALLY, M. E. JONES,
Attys. for Referee. Referee.
SS.4t
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Obesity Saved Ensland's Liberty.


The mode in which that bulwark of
England's constitution, the nabeas cor
pus act, became Il law is very remark
able SO grave IL historian as Bishop
Burnet relates that it was carried by
an odd artifce." Lords Grey and
Norris We're named to be telers. Lord
Norris. being a man subject to vapors.
was not at all times attentive to what
be was doing: so. Il very fat lord COM
Jig in. Lord Grey counted him for ten,
as IL Jest at first bilt seeing that Lord
Norris had not observed it he went in
with bis E.isreckoning of ten. so it was
reported to the house and declared that
they who were for the bill We're in the
ma jority.-London Chronicle.
Three Great Rivers.
The three rivers which may lie re-
Carded from IL commercial point OF
yinw as the most important in the az
fairs OF tie world are those on which
she three greatest cities are situated
The Thames. on which London. Will
It's G.Q00.O90 of people. is located. has Il
length of 30 miles. The Hudson. al
the month OF which is New York. with
4.GG0.0GO Of people is about $50 miles
long while the Seine. on which Paris
stands with her 2.0D0000 Inhabitants
is 49, miles tong. York Tribune
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G. A. R. Rates Toledo, O., Aug. 3l-Sept.
1903. Via the North Western Line.

Round trip tickets on sale daily,
August 27-30. at excursion rates via
Chicago & Northwestern Ry. with lib
eral return limits. Full information
on application to any ticket agent, the
Northwestern Line. 3l-2t
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LOW RATES IOWA STATE FAIR.
Des Moines, Aug. 2O-28. 1908.

Tickets will be on sale via the Chi
cago & Northwestern Ry. to Des
Moines and return for this occasion.
at fare and a half for the round
trip. For full particulars regarding
train service and date of sale apply
to any ticket agent C. & N. w. Ry.
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DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills
will promptly relieve all Kidney and
Bladder disorders. Sold and recon-
mended by I.amborn Durg Co.
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JOHN SCHNOOR
LICENSED tMBALMER AND UNDERTAKEN

License No. S54
Denison. Iowa.
Calls attended to day or night, and al
work done in an up to date and satisfactory
manner ONCE at G. j. Salomon's furniture
store. Crawford County Phone store No. SO
Residence No. 90
Evening journal., 1908-05-08
NAMED
AS COMMANDER
Chosen by G. A. R. Men to
Succeed Jesse HeIIingS as
Head Of Department

At yesterday afternoons session Of
the twenty-ninth annual encampment
of the Grand Army Of the Republic
Department Of Delaware. the follow
ing officers were elected for the ensu-
inS year:
Department commander. II. w. Per-
kins. Post No. %; senior vice-com-
mander. Elwood Craig, Post No. p;
Junior vice-commander. c. r. Lewis,
Post No. Is: chaplain, the Rev. J. 5.
Van Burkalow. Post No. 36: medical
director. w. e. Boulden. Post No. 2;
delegate-at-large. George c. Morton;
delegate, ]. d. Phillip; alternate-at-
large. ]. d. Simmons. Post No. ID; al
ternate. ]. H. Fisher. Post No. 4; coun-
ell of administration. W. II. Douglass,
7 II. Porter, ]. r. Walker, ]. d. Phillip
and ] i. Hawkins.
J. S. LitzenbeTg was appointed as
sjstanr adiutant- general and quarter
master.
Wilmington vas seiecyed as the next
place of meeting.
Letters Of thanks were ordered sent
to the T, representatives. from this state
,r the National Congress for their ef-
forts In forcing through the increased
pensinn I'M and also ~ allow pensions
70 widows of deceased soldiers
Evening journal., 1908-05-08
NO PLANS YET
FOR UNWILLING
Await Word From Sculptor
Kelly as to Mckinley
Memorial

Plans for the unwilling OF the Mckinley
Memorial to be erected at Van Buren
street and the Park Drive. which 4 is
hoped win take place on Memorial Day.
have been halted by delays encountered IN
finishing the piece by Sculptor Kelly, Of
New York. in whose hands the memorial
now is.
The Memorial Association has made no
plans to obtain speakers or TO definitely
fix the date Of the unwilling, in view Of
their uncertainty as to when they will
receive the memorial Word from dr
Kelly as to the progress OF the work mas
been expected every day by the assoeia-
ton, but nothing has come from him and
now Councilman Seth Feaster, treasury
OF the Memorial Association, will write
him for definite information as to when
the piece will be completed and shipped.
The third payment OF the four that are
to be made, sS75. was to have been paid
May 1. but the time was extended on re-
quest Of Mr.. Feaster until May 10 when
Il will be forwarded to Mr.. Kelly. II as
surance is given that the memorial is near
completion. The fourth payment to be
paid on the receipt Of the memorial, viii
complete the payment Of $500 for which
the commission was accepted by Mr.
Kelly.
Evening journal., 1908-05-08
ASSESSMENT OF
CITY PROPERTY
Report Made to Council Last
Night and Statement Of
Estimated Receipts

The following report Of the Board
Of Assessment, Revision and Appeals
for the next fiscal year was read and
accepted by City Council last night:
Assessment for city purposes, full
rate, S46.S30, ,S34; assessment at half
rate, $1,194,017; tax to be paid by cor
porations, equal to tax at $3.50 on an
assessment of $2,OOO,OOO; total, s5O,O24,
s51.
The school assessment is the same
as that for general city purposes.
The three assessors, namely Presi-
dent of Council William G. Taylor,
William p. White, chairman of the
finance committee of Council, and
Building Inspector Edward L. John
son, were each allowed $3.50 for their
services, as provided by ordinance.
Estimated Receipts.
The finance committee Of Council
submitted estimated receipts for next
year as follows:
Water Department, s225,O00; Stree
and Sewer Department, 100000: horse
tax, $1,000; dog tax, $4,000; city engi
neer fees. $1,000; clerk of the market
$4,000; clerk of the City Court, $4,000;
building inspector. $4,000; licenses
$500; sale Of miscellaneous goods, $3.50
sale of meals. 500; Delaware S. p. C.
A., $500; rent of city property. s1.40
rent of wharves. $564.50; interest Oh
deposits. $4,000; city tax, $500, ,24S.51;
school tax, S250,124.26.
Evening journal., 1908-05-08
MANY YEARS in
FOREIGN LAND
Professor Robert GrlmShaW
Writes Interestingly Of Lie
Across the Ocean

Many Of the older residents Of Whining
ton remember Professor Robert Grim
shaw. who. twenty-five years ago, lived
at the northwest corner Of Eighth and
West streets. Many OF his friends will be
surprised to learn that he is located at
Dresden, Germany, where he is engaged
in writing for scientific papers which have
acquired a large circulation throughout
European countries.
The last Of these papers has passeu
through its twenty-seventh edition and IS
printed in English. German and frencn'
Nr Grimshaw is also lecturing upon lhe
"sonnets Of Shakespeare" in three l@n-
guages. ,.,.,,
Professor Grimshaw is in good health
and engages daily in his favorite past
time OF rowing. In a recent letter to a
friend I'm Wilmington Professor GrimshaW
tells Of many interesting phases OF lie
abroad included in which he sets torth h'a
views Of foreign governments
He states that he is still a fullnedged
yankee. despite his long residence abroad
Professor Grimshaw's daughter Keeps
house for him.
Evening journal., 1908-05-08
FIX DATE OF
LOCATION DAY

Directors of the Brandywine Sum
nit Camp Meeting Association yester-
day afternoon fixed June 4 as Location
Day. at camp after electing the fol-
lowing officers: President. George NJ
Fisher: President, Joseph. A.
Buck: Secretary, I. Elmer Perry;
Treasurer. Thomas Johnson. The fol-
lowing trustees were elected for three
years; Joseph A. Buck. A. M. Pierce
and George w. Booker; for two years,
Charles H. Tindall. Samuel III. Bayn-
ard resigned as a member of the
board.
The trustees will select the preacher
in charge and fix the time for the
meeting of camp. Tlis will be in
August.
The financial report showed bal
ance Of s1O93 on hand. There is due
the association for ground rents $500.
Summary of assets-Cash on hand,
s10.s3: two tabernacles, curtains and
lamps. preachers tent and furnishings,
general store and oil house. thirteen
tents and two tables, $50 settees and
125 chairs. Z gasoline lamps, Is modern
oil lamps. % antique oil lamps, .
pumps. There are L5S private tents
and 4osprsvate tables
Evening journal., 1908-05-08
DELAWARE HAS
BIG ENROLMENT
Largest Attendance in History
Of the College at
Newark

The catalogue number OF the Della
ware College Bulletin, recently issued.
contains information in regard to the
history and government Of the college
the courses Of study offered by the
faculty. and the number of students in
attendance. No changes have occurred
during the year in the board of trus-
tees. In the faculty. Assistant Profes-
sor Short has been promoted to a full
.professorship Of mathematics and en-
gineering; DR.. W. J. Rowan. who had
the title OF instructor in English and
political science, has been made pro-
fessor Of rhetoric and oratory; Stanley
P. Shugert. of the University Of Penn
sylvania, has assisted in mathematics
and English; Firman Thompson has
been elected to the chair Of agricultu-
raj chemistry, to succeed Professor
Penny, who resigned in 1907 to accept
the position Of professor in chemistry
In State College. Professor Thompson
| is a graduate Of the University of
Michigan. He was assistant chemist
at Geneva station and at the Pennsyl-
vania Experiment Station. After he
left the latter station he spent several
years as soil chemist in Australia and
the Hawaiian Islands He comes very
highly recommended by DR.. Houston.
formerly director OF the Indiana sta
tion, and by Dr. Maxwell, chief chem
ist of the Australian Government
The catalogue shows a surprising
increase in the number OF students in
attendance. Seventy Freshmen entered
in September. 1907. as compared with
40 in 1906. making the total enrolment
for the academic year -57, the largest
attendance in the history of the coll
llege. This number does not include
the attendance at the Farmers Short
Course in Agriculture, February 1928
In most of the courses of study prac-
tcally no changes have been made
The agricultural courses, however
have been thoroughly revised. This
department is now prepared to give
very efficient instruction in theoretical
and practical farming.
Entrance examinations for 190S-s
will be held in Newark, June 10 an6
90, and September and 9. The hour'
for the different subjects are set forth
on page 21.
No changes have been made In The
entrance requirements which were II
force last year