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Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21
The Naval Object Lesson.

Ine naval ODJecN LessOhs
1t is said that nearly all Of the col
llers which supply the feet on its voy-
age around the world hy foreign hags
From the time the feet leaves San
Francisco until 1t enters New York
harbor IL a battleship is locked for
repairs 1t will be in the navy yard OF
some other power. This Is all very
well in time Of peace, but in case OF
war the feet would start II start II
should, with the prospect Of not being
able to dock a ship unless it captured
the navy yards Of an enemy.
After ten years Of United States pos
session beginning has been made for
naval stations and coalIng docks pro-
tected by Notifications at the Hawaiian
Islands and also in the Philippines.
Doubtless the experiences Of the feet
in the course of this peace voyage WIN
show that at other points in the Pa
cihc this country needs yards, machine
shops and drydocks, safeguarded from
an enemy's sudden attack.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

ITO escape criticism, do nothing,
be nothing" Is policy too often fol-
lowed by persons who would other
wise become power for good In a
community. True, II often makes a
good fellow" of the one who follows
the rule, but he is considered harm
less. He may be found In all COM
munities. passive individual, who
succeeds. II success It may be called,
because no one thinks enough OF his
individuality to place any opposition
in his path.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

A visiting sociologist says we ought
to train our children by telepathic sug-
gestion rather than the slipper. For
Instance, II there's jam In the cup
board don't put 1t on the top shelf out
of reach. but rather let mothers mental
wires work along the Wflie-won't-
touch-thejam thought and Willie
won't. Visiting soclologist might try
this plan on the apostle of the big
stick and see II 1t works.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

The house Of commons is considering
bill to make the days longer. The
only successful experiment of this sort
was undertaken by a man named
Joshua, who didn't have to argue with
any parliament about It.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

The claim Is set up In the court
that Chester Thompson, the Juvenile
murderer of Seattle. was crazed by
star study. He is not the only youth,
or older person either. who has had
stars on the brain. The stars have
set many brain to whirllng.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

A perfect milking machine which In
q large herd does the trick In an aver
age OF twelve minutes per COW was re
Gently seen In operation by Consular
Agent Dennis In Scotland. AS but two
men are required to keep ten ma
chimes going. the inventor can at least
lay claim to Offering a time saver
where one viii DO appreciated.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

After ten years the skeleton OF the
Maine Is likely to be removed from
the mud Of Havana harbor. The work
Is undertaken none too soon. The
country owes at least sculpture in
American soil to the men who perish
ed IN that awful disaster.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

1.-THE best law that the best congress
can pass is utterly useless until the
supreme court decides as to its con-
stitutionality," observes Representa-
tive Sulzer. In other words, only an
act which conforms to the constitution
is worthy to be put in the best law"
class
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

1t is asserted that during an hours
visit to the king Of Italy William d.
Howells explained the whole Of the
American political situation. Mr.. How
ellis could do the American people
favor by coming home and repeating
the wonderful performance for their
benefit
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

II has been said that each one OF us
could write one romance out OF his
own experience, and II that be true
the subject would be "Love." - Ian
Maclaren.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

The Armada has cast anchor In
Puget Sound and soon Miss Seattle
will be trying to Guido San Francis
co with Tacoma coming In as third
lady OF the Jackles.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

II seems that many Of Rocketeller's
famous benefacttous were based on
''undlgested securities" also. In the
process OF digestion the value was
Whitfield down about 20 per cent.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

II really seems that the kaiser Is
writing too many letters, but perhaps
the day win come when his CORE
spondents can keep the wolf from the
door by selling the confidential epis-
ties for a round sum In cash.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

Venezuela may make II necessary
for Mr.. Root to employ a different
tone from that which he customarily
employs In addressing South Ameri-
cans.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

The man who invented the stock
ticker died rich few days ago. In
which respect he was more fortunate
than good many who made use Of his
invention every day.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

A Swiss lecturer says Esperanto can
be learned In a week. To look at II
one would think 1t could be forgotten
overnight
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

A gypsy fortune teller In London told
a miller's maid that she would elope
with her employer, The maid told the
miller and the miller told the police.
Then the gypsy was sent to Jail. Last.
", the miller and the maid disappear
ed. scoring one for the power OF "sug-
RestiOn."
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

The little girl who escaped the
schOolhouse holocaust by playing
truant got hugging instead Of bread
and water"
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

New York's newest skyscraper is to
rise several stories higher than the
Singer, which is the talIest to date.
The new one will be a screamer.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

ship destroyers. like rahid anarch-
lists. even blow themselves up TO make
good on their name.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

Figures never lie, but when they get
into political forecasts they must blush
for the men who juggle with them.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

That actor who quilt stage Tor pulpit
probably retained the services OF his
press agent
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21
City Property

$10OO-Wi1 take this beautiful home; large LOT
55x150 feet; 5-room new bungalow; two clothes
closets; water and sink; two good porehes; nice
lawn and excellent outbuildngs, including chick
en- house and park. Very desirable location.
$12JO-Takes this exceptionally fine bargain; two
lots, one of them corner, of the best
graded streets; close in, with a good Groom
house, with toilet; good cesspool; city water in
house and nice lawn. Terms.
$175O-Wi buy this beautiful home; large lot
55x132 feet; east 'front.' with six rooms and
bath; hall 9x10 feet large clothes closets and
pantry; good cellar, woodshed and toilet.
$25OO-A strictly modern home; very close in
with six large rooms, mission finish; china
closets; clothes closets bath complete:
concrete foundation; large cellar with concrete
walls and floor electric lights; large porches;
nice lawn; good outbuildings.
4-room cottage very close in; has cement
foundation, good cellar large woodshed, and
other outbuildings. This is bargain.
S1O5O-WiI buy this neat little 4-room cottage
with large clothes closet; good cellar; large
porch; city water in house; 2 fine lots, one a
corner; good location.
$9OO--Will take this 4-room new story resi-
dence; very close in good shed; poultry house
and yard; good cellar. Two fine lots; nice
lawn all fenced snap.
$22OO-Wl take this beautiful new 5-room mod
bungalow with two clothes closets pantry
and bath complete. Good cellar; fine lawn; all
west front.
$S5O-Will take this lot; one block from opera
house, Occur dAlene st. THIS is A SNAP.
$55O-For very large, fine lot on Seventh street.
66x216 feet.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-05-21

In many millions there Is much dl-
Rorce.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-21
OF LOCAL INTEREST

MRS. GREEN VISITS FATHER
Mrs G. F.. Green. a former Phoenix
girl. after an absence of four years
returned on Sunday on u visit To- her
father. L T. Mansfield of the Hub
Mrs. Green is living in san Diego
She will remain until after the fair
CAPT. ALKIRE TER-Captain
Frank Alllire. who has been very i'll
since he returned from the competi-
tive shoot at Camp Perry, Ohio. is
now convalescing and was able yes
terday To take a little sun bath on his
front porch.
TO SPEND THE WlNTER-NIrs
J. :. Simpson of Knoxville. Illinois.
arrived here recently TO spend the
winter with the family of her son.
Dr. W l. Simpson of East Adams
street
AUDITORS RETURN-Territoria
Auditor Sims Ely returned home yes
terday from California, where ne went
as a witness in O mining suit and
which mission he extended to a short
visit with friends at Long Beach
DRUNKEN INDIANS couple Of
drunken Indians We're arrested by the
police yesterday and later i'm the day
a MeNican who Is suspected OF nav
ing sold them the h4upT. was pIchea
up. The case against MN, however
is not as vet as strong as 1t might be
ELEVATOR OUT OF COMmIS-
lSSION-Pdtrons OF the fleihlns
building are compelled TO nike up
and down the stairs ios lev DAYS.
while the elevator OF the DulldlhS l.
being repaired The elevator VIII De
given a thorough remodelns before
setting 1t IN operation again.
BOS ON SIOHe MOVING - es-
terday was moving day Tor the Boston
store. The new quarters OF the dry
goods company Is at the corner OF
Second and Washington streets ana
store. The new quarters OF Ihe url
Arizona republican., 1908-10-21
BOARD OF TRADE BULLETIN

Copies Of Bulletin No. OF the Phoe-
nix board of trade were received i'm
the city yesterday and are in the
hands of local real estate agents
Bulletin No. 4 is the fourth pamphlet
issued by the board of trade, and pre-
seuts an appearance besides many new
features. far superior to any other one
of the former ones The pamphlet
contains several interesting and pic
turesuue cuts of the buildings and
scenery about Phoenix, including an
enlarged picture of the Roosevelt dam
looking up stream. The reading mat
ter in the bulletin was compiled by
Col James Il McClintock and con-
sists of instructive articles on irriga-
ton. the Roosevelt dam, electric power
in the VALLEY, alfalfa growing, cattle,
sheep and wool, the sugar problem, the
mineral wealth, products in the terri
tory Various other topics are dis
cussed in a brief and intelligent style.
About 5000 copies We're distributed at
the irrigation congress.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-21
PHILIPPINES EARTHQUAKE.

Manila, p L, October 21.-At
10:4S yesterday morning a series of
light earthquakes were felt until $50
this morning. There was no damage.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-21

For piano Turning phone red 2O31
store 245 East Wash. Hamilton Bros.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-21
n. PORTER
SADDLE AND HARNESS CO.
SPURS AND BITS.
10 West Washington St.
Telephone Red 1871.
ACCIDENTALLY .KILLED-Th

quail seaoa has claimed another IA
tality. this time at Granite Reef. Yes
terday afternoon three Mexicans about
is or 20 years old went hunting. on
the way home they stopped for a mo-
rock and laid his gun down beside
him. As he did so the weapon was
discharged in some accidental way,
the charge passing into the mans side,
killing him. The incident was reported
to Justice Guthrie of Mesa City. who
went there and held an inquest, the
verdict it is understood embodying the
Arizona republican., 1908-10-21

Glasses that are RIGHT
Preserve the SIGHT.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-21
HEY, RUBE!-T

HEY, BE!-The New York clip
per devated sports and amusements
is asking where "Rube" Shields is.
His master has lost track of him and
wants To know ~RJbe" win probably
blow into" PhoentH within the next
two weeks for his magnificent voice
has been secured To- announce the
events Of the territorial fair. Between
times he viii entertain audiences with
bicycle riding, and he is said to be
more expert at that than any other
man i'm the world.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-21
Valley Tea & Coffee House

above facts. The companions Of the
dead man were declared blameless. 1t
was impossible last night to learn the
name Of the dead man or his compan-
ions.
Arizona republican., 1908-10-21
Republican County Ticket

For Council,
GEORGE NJ. HAHN.
For Legislative Assembly,
ROY s. GOODRICH. \
E. W. WILBUR.
J. c. REED.
I. V. STEWART.
For Sheriff,
S. W. HIGLEY.
For District Attorney,
H. B. WILKINSON.
For Treasurer,
L. A. SPAULDING.
For Recorder,
GEO. W. COWGILL.
For Probate Judge,
J. c. PHILLIPS.
For Superintendent of Schools,
HOMER DAVIS.
For Supervisors,
c. 5. STEWARD.
I. T. HOSEY.
For County Surveyor,
o. a. TURNEY.
PHOENIX PRECINCT.
For Justice of the Peace,
c. W. TOMBSTONE.
y. a. MORFORD.
For COnstables,
JOE CONTRERAS.
". J. FERRIS.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01
Her just Deserts.

Professor Zueblin, CHANGING AROUND
to see where the money would do the
most good. comes to bat with sug-
gestion that we pension the mothers
OF the land.
There Is an idea that may meet with
the approval OF all. nor should those
who fear paternallsm Is a slow kind Of
poison raise howl that could be heard
a block away, as the measure would
be strictly maternal In its nature.
Mother would certainly know what
to do with the money, and father
would stand around on pay day as po-
lite and attentive asa book agent who
l. c.plalalcg the latest things in liter
atCra TO a Tailllonairess.
To the members of the family 1t
would be like having money In the
bank. They would always know where
they could borrow a quarter while
mother had money. On the whole, 1t
looks like good thing Let us plug
for the mothcrs' pensin:
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01
THE LAST ACT.


Now Touslehead Is fixed for bed
And, following her habit,
Darts IN aud out With romp and sho1i
with no more than a rabbit
on her wee form TO keep her warm
But garmenture il stupid.
And such as she need not TO be
Clothed any more than Cupid.
At least at night for pillow night
And rush and roll and tumble
Such things as clothes and shoes and
hose
Just help one to a tumble.
And. though she felt no grief at all
Comes 10 her where she's wriggling,
She gives a roll-God bless her soul.
And up she scrambles giggling.
And very soon to Iulling Groom.
In her pink nightla smothered,
She'll softly creep. almost asleep.
To a lap TO be mothered,
And. snuggled down for slumbertown
And for the journey mounted.
Foxes out her feet and coaxes sweet
To have her ''piggiea' counted.
''This little pIg'-that means the big
one--"went to market buying.
This piggie small went not at all.
But staid at home Assigning.
This piggie wee had roast beef he
Had purchased for a penny.
And this pig small let loose a squall
Because he hadn't any.
This piggie wee wished some, for he
Imagined he would love IL.
He squeaked: Wee! Wee! Give some
to me.
Now. you give me some of 1T
Did he get II? Nay; not a bit
And nearly died of weeping
Here's where | go out tippytOe.
For Touslehead is sleeping.
-. NJ. Lewis In Houston Post.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01

The Occur d.Aleno river boat
changes 70 winter schedule. Leav-
Ing Occur d'Aleue every Monday and
Thursday at p. m. instead Of daily
q heretofore, and returns from Rose
Lake and Lane the following morn
inka The balance % the week the
Tacoma Will run between Harrison
and Occur d'Alene which viii enable
the mail steamer Lyondale 10 make
ne run more direct and greatly Inn
prove the lake service J. H. Lyon.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01
KILLED AT
LEWIS MILL
Victor Carlson Struck by Fly
ing Board and Breast
Ii Crushed.

Victor Carlson. Of skybold. MINI,
an employee Of the Lewis Lumber
company was killed this morning at
1886. A board was thrown back
from the rip saw and hit him on the
chest breaking the breast bone. Ply
sicians were called but before they
arrived he was beyond human aid.
Mr.. Carlson had been in the employ
OF the company only one week, COM
ing here from Montana. His home
was In Skyboid. MINI. He was to-
tal stranger in the city. Efforts are
being made to locate HIS friends and
relatives
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01
CRY IN BRIEF.

1. J. Columbus Is a spokane visit.
tor today.
Mrs. NJ c. Robertson has reeov-
cred from the Ia grippe sufficiently
% BE- IL her store again.
Don't fail to set one Of those beau
tifal oil paintings that the c. d. A.
FaFnltuFe Co.. Il giving away.
Prof. Austin. = former leader OF
the Occur d'Alene band II IN the
city shaking hands with old friends.
Buy yoar Christmas presents now.
and a small deposit win hold them
antil yon want them delivered. cosur
d'Alens Furniture CO.
Willlara E wreaa. az Tampa Flori.
a. and Lena May Eldredge. Of salt
Lake, Utah. were united By Justice
A. v. chamherlin last evening.
A marriage license was issued
this mornaig 10 Paul LeniAan. aged
"a. o. Grant,. idaho. and Mabel Ash.
Lev. AIRED 10. o. Granite. Idaho.
George Whiting Of the Home Elee-
tsic supply company n reported 20
BE- no better today. specialists on
complaints Of TIE stomach WIN held
= consultation thh evening or to-
morrow.
The wtnn-BaFr- Chaiaey company
hare added : line OF zeal and weod
10 their stock. They have Intended
making this addition a. soon aa they
we're able 10 fully test the diaRereat
kinds OF coal and are noe able 10
fully recommend the lines mention
Cd In the display advertisement OF
this issue.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01
NEW ERA FOR BOWSER
Works Complete Change IN Him
For TWenty-fOur Hours.
THEN He HAS A RELAPSE.
Cock Suspicious All Alons - There
Are No Kicks For a Whole Day,
and He Takes Wiley to the Thsatsr.
supper Aftsr~ard.

supper Aftsrward.
copyright, 1908. by r. c. McCIurs.l
Ninety-nine times out Of a hundred
Mr. Bowser follows a regular pro.
gramme when called to get up in the
morning. He hunts for his day shirt;
he hunts for his socks; he hunts for his
collar and tie. He. finds one Of his
shoes IN the upper hall and the other
under the dresser. and his watch IL as
apt 70 be found under the bed as else
where. Mrs. BOwser expects II and
goes through with II and looks for her
reward beyond the skies
The other morning. to her unbounded
surprise, there were no kicks. Mr..
Bowser even forgot 10 throw out
hint about wives getting up in the
night to rob their husbands OF small
change. Ninety-nine times out Of
hundred he kicks az breakfast, but on
this morning he actually praised the
chops and coffee. The cook overheard
him, but instead Of flushing with pleas
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01
ay Natural Meana

do you always" asked the country
friend Of the professional chauffeur,
''go fast when you are showing your
machine to a prospective eustomerr
SURF" answered the chauffeur If
you notice my trail you can see for
yourself I'm out for the dust. Balti-
more American.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01

AnnEvILIE. =. O.. Dsc. South
Carolina division. United Daughters
Of the confedercy, oonvenes here this
evening FOR It's thirteenth annual
conynticn. Many delegates are al-
ready here and large attendance IL
expected.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01
BODY AWAITS IDENTIFICATION
shipped 70 Undcrtaker without In
saructtonm,

The Occur d'Alene Undertaking
company has an unidentified body at
ita establishment and il awaiting In
formation from the shipper regard
Ing ita disposal. Last evening Geo.
Freedlander phoned from 81. Joe
that he would send q body down on
the first boat and the undertaken
supposed instructions would accom-
pany tho remains. The body arriv-
Cd on the noon boat without any In
stFuctiona or Information and the
undertaken Il holding II pending the
arrival or the same. The body il
that Of a young man,
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01

BADLY or Ny HuaBANpP
ure she looked at Mrs. Bowser and
shook her head In solemn way She
afterward explained her action by say.
ing.
"A woman may change her mind q
dozen times day and it's all right,
but whenever man changes then
look out, When a man Is too good he's
more dangerous than when he's too
bad. I'm predicting that something
awful win happen In this house with.
IN the next two days"
Mr.. Rowser generally jams bis hat
on his head after breakfast and starts
for the car with a 'sS'longf to Mrs.
Bowser, and on the way up 70 the cor.
ncr he wonders how he can make Il
hot for the conductor. on this coca.
sion, however. he hung around for
awhile and tlekled Mrs. BOwser under
the chin and stopped to pet the cat.
Before he had reached the corner be
had made up his mind that street ear
conductors were human beings and
should have words Of sympathy and
encouragement now and then On the
way over 10 the Office a fat woman
stepped on his foot. and he raised his
hand and smiled at her. She was 50
taken with bis action that she re-
turned and stepped on the other. The
conductor gased Into his beamlng face
aiA then returned only 10 cents out OF
a quarter, but there was no kick.
-Four times that day Mrs. Rowsei
wss vailed up on the telephone to find
Mr. Rawser at the other end. He
hadn't much TO say either time. He
Just asked after her health and added
that he never expected to see the day
when he should regret falling In love
with and marrying her. In his last
message he suggested that the cat be
treated with the greatest urbanity and
that the cocks wages be raised 50 per
month. Mrs. Rowscr was puzzllng over
this last when the cook came 20 her
with stiletto In her hand. and. pass
Ing II over. said;
ytAe prepared. when be comes home
tonight, II he Is not his cid self again.
then let him know that you are armed
10 the teeth and win die In the last
ditch"
Prepared Fer che Worst.
why, Sarah. how can you think -
badly % my hnshandr" was asked.
at would be the same with any man
II he's kicker he's no right to be ely
and sweet aud throw folks or then
guard. shah sleep this night with
the family ax under my pillow"
Mir. n0wser came home with forty
candle power smlle ON hts phlH and
greeted Mrs. Bowser with a kiss A
politician on the car and called biz
candidate a nohbsr. but he had only
laughed az the idea, A cross eyed PAS 1
senger had taken him for some enc
else aud dunaed him for So borrowed
money. but the Incident bad only pro +
vokea smile AT the table be com 1
pllmentesi the dinner as a whole. Tie
said Il was regular banquet. lie
said the cook ought 10 be working In
The White Honse at a hundred dollars /
a month He said that II he could al /
wars he sure " having such home i
and such 4 dinner he would give NJ
trying 20 so 10 heaven He said that
be would rather come home than 50 q 4
a cabinet dinner. lie said that on
numerous occasions be had sought &c
dabble his hands n the llkehleod Of
ina old WALLER cat. but never without
~ ooascience pricking him afterward .
an6 ha had fully and ernly decided
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1908-12-01
Very unkind.

What IS the matter with your eye,
man?"
"A cross section of timber was
saving few up and hit me-"
Must have been mighty cross sec
ton and Ill tempered as well"