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Tombstone epitaph., 1908-03-08
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From the Chicago News
 II you would be friendless be frank
 How easy it Is to tell others it's no use to worry.
 Every dog has his day and every woman has her way.
 Keep both eyes on an enemy who is anxious to dc you a favor.
 Sympathy may be all right in its way, but it does not weigh much.
 Once in a great while you meet a man who thinks orig. ina! thoughts.
 People can no more helE growing old than they car help growing fat.
 Ii ugliness was only skin deep, lots of women wou,j try to shed their skins.
 It isn't necessary to men,  tion your lawyer in your will he's sure to get h's share
 The man who makes a gooC living for his family is seldom of much use around the house
 Every man feels that , 10 of greatness is concea eC about his person waiting for the world to discover it.
 Even the honest leap yea girl may b. able to catch tn, right kind of husband if sh, balts her hook with the Ion9 green,
Tombstone epitaph., 1908-03-08
fEKRII RIAL ITEMS OF
 INTEREST
kewsy Arizona Events Taken In at 2
 Glance

A carnation farm and rose garden are among the cer.ainties for Tucson and then will follow the annual floral fiesta
 One hundred and sixty acres oi una county l4nds-unimproyed- - sold the other day for s6,o0O spot cash.
 Tucson old Fellows are working hard to capture to I 0 o F home, whiciI is to be located at some point in the territory They are at present lengaged in securing options on lands. L .ng illness has weakened the mind of Mrs W. NJ Carpenter of Nogsles and her sanity will be investigated by | commission appolnted by the pro- batc court of Pima county, where the lady is s1 present residing A concentrator is soon to be built on the O'd Pueblo property near Tue son in Pima county.
 A Sahord doctor, according to the Journal, recently extracted six and one-half gallons of water from a pI tient. There's no use tai z, that water wagon campaign down the val ley is gaining in force and fury
 Phoenix is arranging for G series oi sunday excursions over the Phreuix 1 X Eastern to Queen cTeeE, where leo, 1 0C0 sheep are 10 be shOrn.
 The prediction i- being made that within year, Bouse, new miainl camp in western Arizona, wili hay, 2 population of from 3 .n00 C 5o00, ar5 will be one of the liyelio-t m nip towns in the ter itoEy It is good camp and the big r opeities are t-,ng ideye oped by Los Angeles clp.ss!'st-
 Two hundred and fifteen gle-t; were seatei at the dollar dinner Giyer py the chamber of commerce in DJu-. , las and tho new organization has teen nicely launched.
 P. N Jscobus Of Phoenix ie.l i.om s cottonwood tree he planted five years ago and was seriously injured , The Tucson pspers cite the ace.d nt ss sn evidence that things will gr1w right rapidly in Pima county, Just SO; but they seem to 'aiI with th- proyeEbial dull, and sickening tiui'
 The Tucson B coco bond issue hs. been approved by congress and the oil signed by the president, and work ou the new water system NilI be com menced within few days
 M. Foster, the Saford me chant has been adjudged bankrupt, and the creditors will hold their first meet ing on Msrch f.
Tombstone epitaph., 1908-03-08
Marriage licenses
 Recently Issued

The fo',oE.u. b.iss tickets or pass ports over the -aa oi matrImonv have recently been i-sued:-
 D. E. Griffin to wed Laona Graham, both of Bisbee.
 Tom Turner Ji Pirtleville to wed Mrs. E L. Shorn of OnugIas.
 Patrick McGrath to wed Ida Patter- son, hoth of Lowell.
 Michael Fondy of Bishee to wed Elizaheth Flynn oi San Franciaco California.
Tombstone epitaph., 1908-03-08
Objects to the
 Present Conditions

II e Baldwin, s Southern gentle man who recently located in Phce- nix, las been threatened with arrest il he does not place bis children in th. schools Mir. Bad win has refused or the grounds that Mexicsns and negroes are permitted to enter th, schools He will test the constirr tionality Of the law requiring con pulsoIy education.
Tombstone epitaph., 1908-03-08

A NnHc ps county orange grove of thir'y acres w,s recently sold for ! j.unD. The work -. laying water main. fo the neN Fh euix water system is be- ing pushed. Five hundr.d feet of pipe B re hiI in a single dag re- cen;l,
 A Phoenix man sho thplght 1t va hi, mission to kili the czar is now in the Phoenix jail and vill be compel lci to ansaer a charg, of insanity.
 Yuma valley isrmer- have received from FrssHc the first consignment of 2..OU grape vince cur of aa oEIer q 25,Oo0 winch vii. arrive within a few days
 Through the in-trumentality Of n honest pawnbroktr, Mrs. Harvey J {. Lee of Phoenix ha. recovered ah"ut Sl 800 wor h ot diamonts and ether jewels which 7hc lost about two weeks ago.
 ] The Ariz ma club Phoenix. Is to have new home.
 During the third week in April the Choral club O: Tucson Niii hold it. second annual musical icsti al. The iestiyai given last spring was pro- nouuced success and attracted mu.i. cans from all over the terr,tyry.
 Tucson's chamaer of commerc, hopes 10 rsise $7 75gJfD boosting pur poses tAi- year Most oi i; will b, spent in advertising lterature
 Rev Bcued ct aunounces that Len ton services ~in be he'd at the Con. gregationll chaEch on Wednesda, ait.su ou at i:3J.
 A Tuc-ou .sl'oni-. lst hing to tn en;r-st,es of ais tA.g.,y I4tr Is, kop h.s pace open after h,ur-, aud ,n u-xr day D :d das 0: Il D. IT -b. 2 raw Ai-h school bui3in VII te completed m a ita dty- am will te ready fir Q csp.ncy about th ljth Oi March
 r.et .vas to oi O..,',, Pima coup
 ty, has h.en l,cIsret ya'll hy Con missioner Richardson oi the ccner. : laud o.Acc a, Washington The A1i 2 zona Ianl office, from which the ca, a wa- .pr.alsI, held ad,er. to th | tUwu=i,e people The c,se "a. Ee. 2 ID litigation iar a number oi y.ar.. Tur- rnIro.f men are toring [,
 oi! near p.i Bio.
 All htiz railroad. have conrl.e
 withthe9 hnuT tsleGr5 pher- law,whic
 wut into ,a-ct on Sunday. , Alleging tat they are receivir fosr food, the sheePshoarer. Of Bfare , ley camr have C7ne on . strike. Tn a men were payiuE Sl day for for
 and were getting a service ot aliali f pudding and Mexican beans Benson i- experiencing a hou: famine, which isn A bad -ympton but one which should be readily rem
 ed.cd
 g Benson is soon to erect a new schot | pulling.
 "The Call of the Deser: is tn
 name of new Arizona magazine to l
 edited rem Phoenix.
 Guy Shannon oi Prescott failed { 7 catch a ball that was thro to hi
 and is uow going around with badl
 fractured proboscis
Tombstone epitaph., 1908-03-08

A Vancouver man claims to have saved the lives of wo boys and his own by push ing his hand down bears throat. A nature story rival will have to hold a lot of trumps to beat that hand.
Tombstone epitaph., 1908-03-08

his siXly-,IX years hln- Ed ward Is burdencd now with the responsibility of having to own and lcok after S'5o,- coo diamond.
 A fleet of modern battle ships at anchor of shore must be a great spectacle to peo- pie unaccustomed to anything more majestic than PeruV- ian bark.
 i London hoI icultural so- cic,y offers bounty of ? cents for every queen wasp brought to its show next summer. By including hornets this sort of sport should 5e lively enough to suit the most strenuous American taste.
 A California court has de- cided that a pedestrian lsn t obliged to dodge an autom0- bile. No, he can get smashed to smithereens, if he likes.
 Philadelphia is trying to borrow >lO,O00,O0O at i per cent No doubt the grafters of the city will be willing to 1 lend it that much of its own money.
 An Ohio hen chews to- 1 baccp," says the Salt Lake Tribune. If chewing tobacCC were confined to animals that cant spit, the habit would be more bearab,e.
 Mir. Watterson is thunder ing away al the smart set In New York again, accord lng to the Milwaukee Scnti- mel. The Colonel should re serve his thunder fir bigge game
 An Ohio paper says that i the night riders carry ou their threat to invade tha State they will get all u at j coming to them. When ker lucky acts vigorously on thi Idea its law-defying trooper will conclude to stay at hom at night.
 Emmet Dalton, the forme outlaw. still has a !lankerinj for blood and has gone int the butcher business at Okla homa.
 In spite of appearances, i is to be suspected that Senate Foraker has a tire pump anC a few yards of adhesive tap, in his political repair kit.
 Japan's tax rate at the pres ent time is S3l per capita With a problem like this or hand the Japanese statesmen will not look around for need less wars.
 A contemporary, with very restricted view, talk. about the defeats Of OweI Mister and Winston Church i'll as evidence of the futility of authors in politics Hov about the present occupant o the White House? Don't h, make up for a good man! other literary failures? | Seeking Sunken Treasure.
Tombstone epitaph., 1908-03-08

'''NA HN NliN I8Nt. tlIdN man never knows when he has hal enough.
 The Santa Fe railway com pany has purchased Artist Rollins painting of the Grand ! Canyon and will place it on | exhibition in the Chicaoo In stitute of Art.
 There is almost sure 10 be ! q slump in the coffin market 1 Tn Breathitt county, Ky, now that Judge Hargis has bid his old Kentucky home a fpal goodnight
 Evelyn Thaw may be iust.- lied in her protest against the wall paper at Maiteawan. There is some very crazy if not criminal wall paper even outside the asylum.
 When We hear a knocking at our door these days, com lnents an exchange, we won | der whether it is hard times, opportunity, or Monsieur La ! Grippe" We thought every body understood that Hard Times and La Grippe come right in without knocking,
 And it is understood that tbe committee in charge of the matter will report in favor of restoring the motto, Tn God Ne Trust to the coinage, and a bill to that effect is likely to be enacted: and although the law authorizing it's use has never been repealed, the new act would make the use of the
  motto imperative One result then would be to call iH the coins that have been issued without it. thus giving the few remaining in private , hands some additional value as curiosity; and another : would be to satisfy the piouS ] I feelings of the crowd who never knew that the motto was on the coins till told that il was ordered of.
 The experience otthe ConL- | tess If Yarmouth seems to In- r. dicate that it is almost as eX pensive to get rid of title as it is to acquire one.
 Hon. J. Pierpont Morgan really hasn't the time to bother with a little job like the Pres. idenry of the United States. A Pennsylvania lady go years of age has just discov- cred that she can recite a poem which she committed to memory seventy-six years ago. We are glad to assure our readers that it is not "Curfew Shall Not Ring To night"
 During the recent panic a New York woman waited in the line of anxious depositnrs for fourteen hours. only to earn, upon reaching the tell CTS window, that her account twas overdrawn S23. For once in her life words must have 'alled her.
 California has shipped more than $500 carloads of lemons ast this year. Few of them have been purchased by heir ~ ses who desire 10 igr Ore the
 Ieas of title ] foreigners.
 According to estimates made by General Booth only ,ne sin ill eighty is found out. We can hardly believe that the promulsation of such
Tombstone epitaph., 1908-03-08

Owen Mister, the author, was defeated for alderman al the recent city election at Philadelphia. Mr. Wis er understands fiction we ] enough, but he can't handle facts.
Tombstone epitaph., 1908-03-08

The voyage of the big f. ct so far proves that it works like an exact piece of mechan. ism. An exhibit like this speaks for itself.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15
SPECIAL TO MAKE
ANOTHER TRIP
COLLEGE ON WHEELS" WILL GO
OVER STATE AGAIN IN
MARCH.

The Agricultural College on
Wheels" inaugurated by DIR. A. NJ.
soule, president of the 100000 agri-
cultural college at Athens, this spring.
will be repeated next year, beginning
about the first of Marsh.
There is now pending before the
Georgia railroad commission a request
from DR.. Soule, asking the consent of
that body to ALLOW the railroads 10
grant this. free transportation, and
the commission viii approve the re-
quest at an early meeting. Chairman
McLendon is an enthusiastic supporter
of the Agricultural College on
Wheels, and believes that It is vastly
beneficial to the upbuilding Of agricul-
itural education in Georgia and should
he operated through H state each
year. -
Dr. soule, as so9 rs consent is Sc
cured, will outllRal$Me itinerary Of the
train and will bunce the lecturers
who are TO "a hpany IL and who WIZ
make shQs eaches at each stop.
III sT7a WdSib~ uSHt W nave
cattle ping more generally conduct
ed X&6ughout the state. and one OF
thAtEhief lectures 20 be given on the
,kAin will be that dealing with this
In cotton seed meal mixed with
huIls. Georgia has the cheapest and
best cattle food to be obtained far
superior to any western feedstuffs IN
the amount Of protein, which Is so
nesessary for the fattening OF cattle.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15
seven Yaars Ct Proof.

Il have had ssven years OF proof
that Or. King's New Discovery Is the
best medicine to take for coughs and
colds and fl every diseased condition
81 throat. chest or lungs" says ". y
Henry. of Panama, Mo. The world
has had thirty eight years of proof
that Or. Kings New Discovery is the
best remedy for coughs and colds. Ia
grippe, asthma, hay fever, bronchitis
hemorrhage Of the lungs, and the early
stages Of consumption. Its timely use
always prevents the development OF
pneumoria. sold under guarantee al
Roses drug store. sc and Sl.Qo y
trial bottle free.
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HOW TO PREPARE
XMAS PACKAGES
SOME INFORMATION OF VALUE
ABOUT THE PosToFFIcE
REGULATIONS.

For the mutual benefit and help
Of the patrons of the Brunswick post
ONCE and others, the following rea-
gOnable suggestions are facts regard
ing mail matter are offered:
Glass Of Mail and Postage.
First Class-Letters, typewriter
communication of an individual char
acter and anything sealed or closed
against inspection whether 1t be writ
ing or otherwise; rate, two cents an
ounce or fraction thereof.
Second class Newspapers and 9TH
er periodicals, when sent by others
than the publisher or news agent.
(This matter must contain no writ
1ng); rate, one cent for each four
ounces or fraction thereof.
Third elass-Printed matter, books,
circulars. pamphlets. photographs, la
bells, blue prints. chromos. Autographs,
calendars. proof sheets, etc: rate, one
cent for each two ounces 1r portion
thereof.
Fourth class Merchandise. samples,
metals. minerals. patterns. address
tags. billheads, blotting pads. with
or without printing. etc, weight limit,
four pounds; rate, one cent an ounce.
Postage on second. third and fourth
class matter must be prepaid in w
Forefgn--Rates 20 Canada, HaXEdi,
Cuba. Panama. Porto Rico, MeSkS6 and
the Philippines are the same as those
for The United States In the city Of
Shanghai. China there is a United
States postal agency and TO this agen
~ all mail for delivery in the city Of
Shanghai is subject to our domestic
rates Of postage,
TO Great Britain and Ireland, the
rate on letters is tie same as in the
United States; on all other matter
the international Postal Union rates
apply. eve are unofIicially advised
this new provision will be extended
to Germany on January I, 1897
To France Germany and all coun-
tries In the International Postal UE-
ion. the rate is five cents for the first
ounce, ana three cents for each al
aitional ounce. for letters, and for
third class tprlnted matter OF all
kind one cent for each two ounces.
Merchandise may be sent To nearly
all foreign countries by parcels post
Packages must be sent unsealed ac-
companied by customs declaration,
These packages have to be handed
into the registry clerks Office, and
there the necessary forms signed up.
The limit OF weight is eleven pounds
now. The rate is twelve cents per
pound to mos. countries. and twenty
cents per pound to few.
In preparing your package FOR mall
ing be certain to have tae address
properly written. y
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a MusUm and W-,skEr RAE
HEENkNEN IT treated at hons
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Over four years ago you cured me
OF morphine habit. Elias G. Starr,
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! have never drank whiskey since
Marsh 90. 1899. when | began yoEP
treatment / do not crave any whjS
key to this day. B. d. Wilson,
Direct, Tex
hav', used both for the liquor end
opium habits and It has been a sue
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ton, 8. G.
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15

Stimulation Without Irritation.
That is the watchwogd. That is
what Foley's Orino Laxative does.
Cleanses and stimulates the bowels
without irritation in any form. For
sale at Morgan's drug store.
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Significant Facts

The State Mutual Life lnsur-
ance Company is a vast army,
with 1900 volunteer soldiers in
It's ranks No marching force
that ever moved onward and up
ward in the fight for financial
integrity. home protection, clean
lives and community we'll being
was ever more loyal or more
steadfast than ours.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15

Something new for the ladies OF
Brunswick, theatre and party hats.
Miss Kate Slater has beautiful line
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15

New afternoon hats are now being
display at Miss Kate Skaters.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15

CLOTHING At sAtF PRICE
MUST co. SIC l.EVlsoN.
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Its Marvellous Record of Results

Aon Decembe- 31s 1so7-jast after becoming
legal institutions
bned carried 10 Southern Life
Bon December 3e 1907, greater
Of il other Southern Insurance Companies combined
CDuring 1907 paid s367So0 dividends policy
holders combined paid 50 Of the "a South
Insurance Companies
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15

The oglethorre hotel is now work.
Ping on the European plan. Club break.
fasts at 35c, SOC and 75c.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15

CLOTHING AT HALF PRICE
MUST GO. SIG LEViSoN.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15

Dress hats, theatre hats, party hats
everything that is new and up TO
date at Miss Kate Skaters.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15

CLOTHING AT HALF PRICE
MUST GO. SIG GEVISCN.
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TO THE PUBLIC,

TO The PUBLIC.
Notice is hereby given that after
December IL, 1908. will not be re
sponsible for any debts contracted by
M wife, Eldora Floyd, A. T. Floyd,
better known as Thomas Floyd.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-12-15

EARLY RTS e RS
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Our VI ar Cry

Let US keep at home the
wealth our Southland produces,
so it mag serve as sinews for
our own upbuilding and pros
perity. Let US conserve and
encourage Southern Enterprises
and carefully guide the invest
ment OF our surplus money in
Southern lands and Southern
securities.
The Washington herald., 1908-05-07
ASKS ABOUT THE RATE Law
Senate Wants to Know If Com
modify Clause Was Suspended.
Foraker Resolution, Amended by
Democratic Senator'S, Is Adopted
without Objection.

Senator Foraker, OF Ohio, made a move
In the Senate yesterday TO ascertain if
the laws OF the country were being set
aside by anybody charged with the duty
OF enforcing them
He offered a resolution calling on the
Interstate Commerce Commission for in
formation whether there had been any
agreement or understanding by which the
commodity clause of the rate Law was
being suspended. One clause Of the reso-
luton asked for information as to
whether the Western Maryland Railroad
had violated the law since May I, 1903
the date the law went into effect The
resolution was adopted after Senator For
aker had accepted three amendments. as
follows:
One BY Senator CuIberson, Of Texas. calling on
the commission for information 70 Why the com
mission recommended an extension Of the time when
the penalties under the law should g into effect
One by Senator Daniel Of Virginia asking for the
names Of the railroads that had violated the law.
One By Senator Money, Of Mississippi asking that
tie report be made forthwith.
Senator Bacon, OF Georgia, discussing
the resolution, said he had been start
led" by the reports that the law had been
suspended. He did not know there was
any authority anywhere 70 set aside a
law passed by Congress.
Il am not startled BY anything any
more" suggested Mr.. Foraker.
Senator Elkins, OF West Virginia. asked
AIr. Foraker TO propose another resolution
calling upon the Attorney General for in
formation as 20 whether an agreement
had been reached to suspend the enforce
ment OF the law.
The Washington herald., 1908-05-07
7. v. MOVES MADE PRESIDENT
Society of Oldest Inhabitants Elects
Him Chief Executive.
Dr. A. r. Pardon Chosen vice Pres
ident-Plans for Permanent
Home Made.

Theodore ". Noyes was elected presi-
dent OF the Association OF Oldest Inhab-
itants last night at a monthly meeting
and DR.. A P. Pardon was chosen vice
president. Arrangements were made for
building a home for the organization.
Mr. Noyes election was unanimous
DR.. Pardon. in an eloquent motion, pre-
sented MI Noyes' name and said it
would be a tribute, not only to his father
the late Crosby s Noyes, but a benefit
to the society, TO have a man Of MS
standing as president. The motion was
seconded by Benjamin Klopfer, who in
dorsed the views
Mr. Noyes, ". K Willard. and Alvin
Paris were appointed a committee TO
arrange for permanent home for the
organization and to solicit funds for the
plan.
A picture of Joseph Gales. early mayor
Of Washington, and founder of the Ma
uonaI Intelligencer, was presented. A
printers mallet. used by Benjamin Frank
lin. was also given the society. 1t be-
longtd to the estate of Allison Nailor.
The society viii visit Henry A Willard
next Thursday at his residence, 1893 X
street northwest, and help celebrate his
eighty-sixth birthday anniversary,