Bismarck daily tribune., 1908-09-22

Is my rudder on straight" ..
And the wind coming up
With a slight show of bluster,
They both skidded off
Through the air belly buster.
And while, they were flying ..,
. About mile high, -s.
The Roosevelt entry ,..
Emitted a cry;
And Bryan supposing II
He'd dropped from the race,
Slowed up with a Mortified
Look on his face
But Taft was Just floating :.
MY moter's gone out! .>,
New hand me match
When you next come about"
But Bryan just laughed, ,
And he said, my dear speeder,
Remember that ..-s
Am the great matchless le1der.''
/ oSISs
meaning eight. 1t was the eighth
month of the old Roman calendar.
This brought oysters in at the end of
August, when they had to be candl-
ed like eggs and the oyster trust
always cornerd the supply in cold
storage. But Rome, like every other
nation, had reformer not too often
for reasonable profits in business,
and when Numa Pompilius came
into power. In 713 B. c., he made
October the tenth month and busted
s. the oyster trust. He was. .idolized
by a grateful populace, and was only
relinquished to private life in his
, later days that he might crafty his
desire to hunt big game in Africa.
The presidential race will reach
Three quarters Of mile,
And both the Bills viii hit it up
In, good old fashioned style.
The Platte will shake his big brogans
And put up dust and dirt, g. i; 5.s;
The giant Taft will grunt and sweat
And rip his undershirt, 4. d 4I.
The plaudits of the multitude
Will rise in mighty peals, r..
And the watchful Teddy Bear will
nip
At William Howard's heels.
The pink mudguards of Sunny jim
n will catch the frost descending, anG
turn a fine autumnal red, with tht
burning sumac blending; the fros
will thin out Mr.. Kern's elaborate
n chin thicket, and each of these hair
o bearing tails will go some on hi
ticket. 4
. The frost will paint the sassafras
a deep and glowing red, and tn
u farm hand will resume his howl fo
r blankets on his bed. The plant ex
e uded phosphorus will gossamer th
air, the stiff rheumatic will put o.
his wind proof underwear, the south
ward moving ducks will quack upo
: the reeded lakes, and man will lin
o himself with buttered flannel cakes
7s The women will parade beneat
le the big sky-scraper hats, and gu
d lines strung to steady them with al
le chor. in their rats; and every tim
ID the wind blows brisk, they'll all tur
turtle and will fan the azure wit
" their heels.
Id
Of The camper will unto the woods
ye To live the live of Crusoe,
al And the quail will balance on a ra
n. And whistle like Caruso. s
q The poor hay fever patient wi
>, return from his retreat, and eve,
!, time his nose goes off and honks upe
:, the street, we'll scramble for ii
nearest curb as fast as we can dan
: I, believing that his lusty sneeze
- some skidoodle cart.
ss The candidate will press his su
and tell his little jokes while he
er- handing out cigars they name Fl
ne famous folks; and notwithstandir
To- all the harm this sort of smoke hi
he done us, we'll all waltz up again al
ed try his deadly Mrs. Guinness.
RS, y
rm After the 26th October will be i
IRE der the influence Of the zodiacal sill
ar Scorpio the crustacean Perso
di- born in Scorpio are lobsterg, and a
Of mostly actors and base ball playel
They have remarkable foresigl