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MONEY TO LOAN.

IT IS YOUR PRIVILEGE to pay any
amount, any time. and stop interest. on
loans made from us. Money the day you
want It, The Home Investment & Saw
ings Co, 6. & 10 W. 1st So.
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COAL AND KINDLING.

GRANITE Coal & Feed Co. formerly A
X. Curtis & Co Coal and wood our spe-
eialty. Both phones 1895. Yard phone $3.50.
Office 100 East Second South.
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FURNITURE REPAIRED.

WE REPAIR FURNITURE. make old
new: upholstering. Riley Furniture Co.
Both phones.
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AUCTION SALES.


AUCTION of furniture at E 1st So.
St. upstairs Oct %. at 10 a. m. Chairs
dressers. cOmmodes. iron beds. mattresses,
tables, cook stove, cupboard, clock, etc.
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FUNERAL NOTICE.

THE funeral services Of the late Thomas
Aubrey viii be held at the Eleventh ward
meeting house. corner Eighth East ana
First South. next Sunday afternoon at
o,eIocll The remains may be viewed at
he late residence. Al South Ninth East,
from 1880 to 80 Sunday.
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AUTOMOBILES.

IA Min automobiles Tor touring faf
excel all others In economy. comfort
The Franklin IS the best Con wsSon =
Machine Co.
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STOVE REPAIRING.

STOVES, ranges and furnaces repaired
castings at wholesale and retail 242 State
" Mestern Foundry & Stove Repair Works
Phones 1lS4-Y
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LADIES' TURKISH BATHS.

EXPERT lady attendants. Face mas
sage. manicurng hair dressing. Santa
rum parlors. 81 w. Sd So. Bell $50: Ind.
1915
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FLORISTS.

WALTER W KING. FLORIST,
IA Z % South Phones 81. Specialist on
funeral designs and everything fIorai.
THE FLOWER SHOP-Cut flowers and
designs Under Natl Bank OF Republic.
ERNEST a LAMBOURNE Fl CRiAL
CO.'S Main. Bell 291 Ind. 374. Leading
florists on funeral designs. Decorations
THE RELIABLE florist. Huddart
Floral Co., opp. Grande theatre. Phone IVo-
CHILD-WALK FLORAL CO,
l0l South Main St. Phones l4O
specialties-Funeral Work. Decorations
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DIED.

4 -~-~---0-@-~-0--O~~~--~~-O
>,~.opy-At her residence. 1913 South
4 BEi;,nl r-7st street, this city, of dropsy
lll old age. Julia Allen Berry. born in
so--stol. England, July Is. 1881 Mother
7. E,re1 5. and c. L. Berry of this city
&C. Berry and Mrs. George Bean
Prxburg. Ida. and Mrs. George r
.J Mrs. John c. West Of Ogden
Ss,,-eraI services will be held in Ninth
,ssafiug house. Friday at p. m.
E-arls invited. Interment City eeme-
iery.
--Cvr-r- At the county infirmary. Oct. q,
hf.6s William Rowe. aged rs years, ma
rive Of England.
,-bs remains are at the funeral parlors
. IosaDb William TAYLOR, n South West
gTe1pIe street. Funeral notice later.
TREPPMANN-In this city. on Oct. =,
ls0Q Meta Treppmann, wife of August
II. Treppmann, age 81 years, nlohliis
and "a days.
Notice Of funeral later
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HOUSECLEANTNG

,vor5 81, 81 and carpet cleaning. flrst-class
Isl :, "a 3. aHlee1 A. T. Priestley. 1S9 z.
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LOST.
CASH REGISTERS.

NATIONAL CASH REGISTERS. Osca,
Groshell, sales agent for Utah. Expert
cash register repairing. No. 81 Main st
Second hand registers always in stock.
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SECOND HAND STORE.

ra-ges 81 ~ secondhand furniture, stoves
Fur q, '-s.9es Bell 5i45. 4S1. Michigan
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FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

EBER w. HALL. Undertaken. Eno
or 225 s West Temple. Both phones lOlS-
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HAT FACTORY.

,s "a blocked and retrimmed by an ex-
Prone rs 5gu -Iayior. q East First South
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WATCHMAKERS.

So :. LiNDGREN. Jeweier. 81 e. "a
. Bell 5O4S-K.
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VOCAL LESSONS.

FUR $ month in classes. Madame
+Is'ou9eGk. pupil Of Manuel Garcia, gives
t.y Iousa vocal instruction at her recital
nall Ind. phone l2562.
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CHINA PAINTING

EVA f. SNOW, studio 4l6 Hooper bldg.
Christmas novelties: lessons. orders, fir.
ing.
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DETECTIVE AGENCY.

lNTERMOUNTAIN DETECTIVE AGCY
James Taylor. John B. Burbidge.
All business confidential Office So W. Is:
So room 10 Nauvoo blk Bell 1910.
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PIANO TUNING

J. w MORRISON. Haadou.-,s,
Clayton-Daynes Music Co: res, S. Co,
don ave
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SHOE REPAIRING.

~-~~--~-~~~~-~~~~~--~
TOM CARLINE-Shoemaker expert
hand work. 1921 g. w Temple. Ind i2i.
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TUNING AND PIANO REPAIRING

J 4 W tAGGART. headquarters y
S'ern Piano %. So. Main.
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PACKING.

EXPERT packers Of furniture. bric-A-
brac. etc Redmaa Van K Storage Co.
u So " lernrie Phones SO
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MASSAGE.

MRS o. ROGERS. massage: gradual
AelIoerg institute. Chicago, H.; give
massage. Room ,, 265Is So Main St.
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NOVELTY WORKS.

NOVELTY WORkS-'-We repair every
thing and never oyercharge; safes and
locks; guns and bicycles: key fitting
Phone us-Ind. sl3 122 West ID South
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FURNACES AND RANGES.

FURNACES and ranges cleaned and -
paired; chimneys cleaned; leaky roofs re
paired and painted. Harry Femmel. Be
SlS7, Ind. 1852
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ruRs AND FURRIERs.

r.. sIENZEL FGh CO. removed from
- (. I'd So. TO o. E Sd So.
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oSE ELIZABETH I, WTSNEP 81,
& Trust Bldg. 81 Main s
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EDUCATIONAL.

THE SCHOOL WITH A RECORD.
GATRELLiS Unique School OF Snort
hand and Typewriting. Hooper Bldg
VISIT Henager's Business College 10
you are thinking Of taking a course 1t
paws tn attend the hest
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MARRY
ting 80 ME. NELLIE. and I'll buy 10
Oarter Jewelry Co. s24 Main s.
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teoY's STABLES. sota psoass "a
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DR. ALICE HOUGHTON, IS Mercantile
Blk lover Walkers store). Bell phone Sc
ring p
DIR. GRACE STRATTON. SIG Temple.
ton. Both phones. Residence, 30 F St
Bell S242-Y
DE- G A GAMBLE 50e Atlas block
Ind. phone: Office. IA: residence. $40.
DR. MARY GAMBLE. SIS TempIeton.
Both phores- Residence III l St: Ind 9SS
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-04-02

The stage coach that carries tn,
mail between Kent's hill and ReadneIt
station In Maine drew up along thu
roadside and the driver accosted q
little old man working in a field. says
Eyerybody's Magazine.
do you know who Mrs. Abby d.
Brown Is and where she livesY'
The old man considered. Brown.
Abby y. Brown be repeated. 'sYor
don't mean Slrs. Polly Brown, do your
NO, Mrs. Abby b. Brown; we've got
n letter for herr
B.. You say the middle letter IL
b., do you? I know a whole lot Of
Browns that live on the other side OF
the road. but there amt any Abby %.
among them. You don't mean Abby 3.
Smith, do your She lives over
NO. It's Abby b. Brown. Wen find
her somehow. Thanks"
The stage driver started his horses.
but before the corner was reached a
faint Hello caused the passengers to
turn around The old man, hoe In
hand, was pursuing the stage.
Brown, Mrs. Abby b. Brown. did
you sayf Why, / know her. she's
NJ wife,"
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al Plarne of cInnk.

We had been settled but a little
while in our Indian clearing. and had
just acquired deed to II bearing the
signature Of Andrew jackson. says
Joaquin" II. Miller In the Boston
Transcript, when one day a big. raw
boned. hatchet-faced man In beaver
hat come to US By way OF the state
road. with a load OF clocks In a car
riage- He had big. lmpertinent boy
with him. and pleaded sadly that both
Of them were sick.
Mother was very good to them. pull
ed out the trundle-bed to the middle
Of the floor. had US children sleep AZ
the foot OF her bed. and treated the
strangers as II they had been her own
blood But they both walled and moan
ed bitterly. and begged father to take
the clocks and dispose Of them at his
leisure TO his neIghbors.
There was a whole carriage load OF
them, but upon the reiterated assur.
ance that he could double. and even
treble, his money, our connding faith /
er, not knowing one thing about the
real price or value OF such wares.
signed a note and became a merchant.
At the end Of the year that Ratchet
faced man came back and exacted his
money with enormous interest. nj
though father had not yet sold single
flock.
Years later. when we set out to
ross the great plains. those old clocks.
With but single one missing. took up
more than half the wagon space. We
lauled them from Indiana almost to
he top Of the Rocky Mountains. and
hen. one night. in a terrific snow
torn. when the wagon had upset. we
ound use for them Brass. wood
lass and varnish all went to feed
re- And so peace to their sounding
rass. rest to their brazen facesl
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as he peered through the curtains. ever;
word uttered BY the party below was dis
tinctly audible. Look here, Harriet
what on earth am to doG Madam
Roupeh is coming to see how you are
In minute she viii be here"
Harriet's cheeks hlanched for a mo
ment. for from her station near the doai
OF the chamber she could already hea,
Nine. Roupell's footsteps ascending the
! stairs
Come here" she cried TO Van Lith.
frantically. There is no one sleepine IN
your old room. Run across the hay
quickly, and hide yourself there until I
call you win lock you In. so my
aunt will have 70 40 the other way You
must return through her sitting room 70
the corridor. You can do il easily, for
she Is sound sleeper"
Van Iith did as be was directed. Har-
riet had barely time to turn the key on
him, return to her chamber. seat herself
and snatch up book. when her aunt's
footsteps were heard in the corridor. and
moment later the old lady entered the
apartment.
Awake vet. my dear child? Can't YOU
sleepy Oh. You are thinking Of that
young scamp. I'm afraid. Wen.
wouldn't II were you He Isn't worth
Il. Besides, II you don't 20 70 bed earlier
where will the roses 90 tor"
She stopped and kissed her niece ten
DERBY on both cheeks. and then went to
the window.
Il mustn't keep the horses out all
night Jean Jean :"
The coachman turned on the boz and
looked up at the window.
You can go to the stables. Monsieur
Chabot win not return to the city To-
night"
Nine RoupelI closed the window again
and came back to where her niece was
Monsieur chahot sleeps here to-
nights' inquired Harriet. in a tone Of
apparent unconcern. while her heart was
really beating violently Where will
you put him. aunty7''
Cant he have Monsieur Van Iith's
Did room. dearf'
Not very well. But the chamber OF
sour own IS ready. and The sheets are
VERY well. child then I will give d.
'ections that be be lodged there. And
low goodnight. Don't sit up reading: Z
tut try to sleep" n
Nine Roupell turned and left the
.partment- II was the LAST benedIction
nar was to fall from the lips of Harriet ,
Neldon's benefactress: for the shadow
I an awful crime was even then lowering
yer the chateau
(To be eontinued-l
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AN MIGRATE SOLDIER.
Ills cowardfy Action Wa. the MAX
fnk OF n Nobfeman.

Ills co~ardfy Action Wa. the Max.
lax OF n Nobfeman.
Here + a story Of the battlefield
There was war between the swede,
and the Danes. one day a great bat
tie was fought. and the swedes were
beaten and driven from the field A
soldier Of the Danes who had been
slightly wounded was sitting on the
ground. He was about 70 take drink
from Task All at once be heard
some one say:
"oh. sir, give me a drink. for am
dyingl"
Il was n wounded swede who spoke.
He was lying on the ground only
little way on. The Dane went 10 him
at once. He kneit down By the side OF
his fallen Zoe and pressed the task to
bis lips. Drink said he. -for thy
need Is greater than mine.v
Hardly had he spoken these words
when the swede raised himself on his
elbow. He pulled a pistol from his
pocket and shot at the man who would
have befrIended him. The bullet graz.
ed the Danes shoulder. but did not do
him much harm.
"Ah, you rascaliv he cried. II was
going to befriend you. and you repay |
me BY trying to Kill me. Now viii
punish you. would have given you
III the water, but now You shall have
'nly half.T And with that be drank
he half Of It and then gave the rest
o the swede.
When the king or the Danes heard
bout this he sent for the soldier and
lad him tell the story Just as II was.
why did You spare the life OF the
Iwede after be bad tried to XIII your
sked the king.
because. sir said the soldier. oil
ouid never kill wounded enemy"
Then you deserve to be noble.
ian." said the king. And he rewarded
i'm by maAing him knight and Civ.
u him noble tItle.--"Famous Stories /
.etold."
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stage. There II stays "nxed.'' and =
far as Il Is known win not devlate from
that for any number OF NEGOTIATIONS
thereafter.
This Is the fact that Pasteur STUN
bied upon. His hrst incubation he
made from rabld COW. The period Of
incubation IN a rabbit was fourteen
days There II continued until the
twenty-elghth remove. when II dropped
to eight days. Al last. at the succeed
Ing twenty-nfth remove. Il attained the
seven-day virulence and then In due
course the six A fixed virus then Is
one thar produces rabies six days after
incubation. The virus Of constant
strength WAS thus attained. The next
point wss 10 regulate Us strength. This
was accomplished through the dlscov.
cry Of the fact that exposure 20 light.
heat and moisture had a weakening or
alternating" effect upon fhe virus
Any one OF The three Is q controilabie
factor Therefore pasfeur devised
method by which The virus should b.
exposed for a certain length Of time 10
iishtiess and practically moisture
less atmosphere % certain constant
decree % heat Exactness Ia the dose
Is now possible.
This = the method now employed
From a rabbit that has died OF rabies
Induced By fixed virus. the spinal cord
y removed and placed In a steriilxed
Jar IN which IS caustlc potash. Il -
then placed IN dark room with black
walls. This Is k,-pt AZ i constant tenn.
perature of G5 degrees. on the next
lay the same thing = done and 20 on.
Upon the fifteenth day there win b.
hfteen Jars 70 stored. In each Of witch
VII Be a cord one day older. or young
r ns the case may be. than ~ neigh
Dor. With this battery OF graduated
'ords the doctor Il ready 10 begin. The
loses nre given b. Injection Ten small
Ilices are taken Of the cord wanted and
worked up IN distilled water. The %
ect of the doses Il 70 lead up 10 The 4
trongest cord Ne soon AZ possible with
mt giving fhe patient more than he
an accommodate AZ one time. The In.
ecsions arc made upon either side OF
he stomach with a hypodernic syringe.
I Il not n painful operation.
This y the whole case for the Pas.
sur treatment. II provides simple
rcventive for one Of the most horrible
known.-wiiilamsport pa !
rif
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6eradlne-Man was made of dust.
sou know. Gerald-Ycs. AMI most wo-
men are out for the dust Town Top
ics.
Old Lady (seeing friend on on
Steamship Now do b. careful. dear.
and don't forget 10 slsr the captain a
shilling 10 keep on the rccks ruach-
Young Lady (enserins tobavoaia'sl
II want 70 look ~ some cigars. piease-
suitable Tor tan young man With
brown hair.-Aily Slolsr's iIalfiloli-
day.
Watis-what Is the marfcr with
Thompeonf lie has got - a. sian-
mers an The tiaie. Potts ilis vito
made him stop swearing Indianapolis
Journal
One soed thing about marrying q
widow l. that she doesn't expect -
much o. you "a the wny q beIii=
good. and talented. and uobie.-so,ner-
vile Journal.
Suitor--And 4 yorr daughter pr
fectly heaithy1 Bankers VIE she
ought 70 b. last year ue aeng nf-
,eeii hundred dollars on hcr heailh--
Biacifrr
.Iedge,- said the coiorri prisoner.
~ expected ter tell ~ truthY-
Why. o. course. you are." well.
lien. DE- 70 ahead an srnieace mo
ufi Atlanta Constitution
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my heart and hand are priceless, .
said the sentimental maid.
I'm glad Of that replied the prac-
teal young man. otherwise / might
not be able to raise the price,
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Flatter--Your boy, hear, is a deer
student.
Popley-ffe's always at the bottom
Of his class, II that's what you mean.
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The widow-Thirty-fve is the most
charming age In woman.
The Bachelor-That's right. It's hard
to get sway from a woman Of that aga
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-04-02

Whenever a doctor hurts you. he
says he struck a nerve CENTER We
have heard Of nerve centersv ali over
the body.
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Nineteen women have been elected
n ne Finnish parliament
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THE cunFEW.

7 HEARD a wild bird crying. curlew Of
the moor,
And the heart out OF my bosom was TAX
en- In its lure.
left my sister milking brown Drimin In
the bawn,
And | went out a-seeking under the yell
low dawn,
I HEARD II wild bird crying, eurlew or
u the mist
No longer free 10 follow my fancy as /
list.
My feet were bound for pathless ground
aud turned aside for aye
From the track my sister treads In day
by day.
I HEARD u wild bird crying. curIew of
l. the mire.
And ! WAS moved and shaken with love
and with desire.
knew
Shall mate me or shall look to me 10
love him true.
I HEARD IL ourlew crying, ochone and
och anee.
I'm lost within the highlands a drown
ed man In the sea.
fairy fret IL me that VIII not pass
me by.
Forever must follow the curlews cry.
Nora thesson
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Two Kinds Of Bass.

gentleman told his wife one Satur-
day morning on leaving the house that
he was going to spend the day at the
lake fishing and would later wind up
his weeks work at the Office during
the cool evening ana would therefore
not be at home TIL late He promised
to send out by messenger ut o'clock
the result of the days catch Before
Joining the other three gentlemen In
the game OF palmistry that he thus
sought 10 cover up he telephoned the
store where lie was accustomed to get
all his table supplies to send up to his
house about q O'Clock dozen bass and
for the messenger to say to his wife
that they came from him. When he
came home on the last reach toward
midnight he asked his wife II she had
got the fine bass he had caught. She
showed them to him. The puryeyor OF
table dellcacies had sent him dozen
Bass of the bottled kind.
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TWO SONS.

TWO SONS.
r HAVE two sons wife
Two and yet the same.
One his wild way runs wife
Bringing us to shame.
The one Is bearded, sunburnt, grim and
fights across the sea;
The other is a little child who sits upon
your knee.
ONE Is fierce and cold. wife.
" As the Maynard deep.
Him no arms could hold. wife.
Him no breast could keep,
He has tried our hearts for many year
not broken them--for he
Is still the sinless little one that sits upon
YOUR knee
ONE may fall in fight. wife.
~ Is he not our son?
Pray with all your might, wife.
For the Maynard one;
Pray for the dark. rough soldier who
fights across the sea.
Because you love the little shade who
smiles upon your knee.
ONE across the foam. wife.
~ As | speak may fall,
But this one at home. wife,
Cannot die at all.
They both are only one. And how thank
full should we be
We cannot lose the darling son who sits
upon your kneel
Robert buchanan.
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Pin Oak Valley, r. F. D.. No. July co. 'oS

Mr.. Fuffman--Dear Sir
Since | wrote you last winter about saving
wood and such like with the Woodpecker engine
| have been looking around somewhat a little
some other makes of engines and find they have
heaps Of fain qualities When got that Wood
pecker Engine thought it the greatest piece
on earth then and now think il is greater
than ever. | am mechanic. but more on the
literary turn. My son Henry is very well read in
mechanics and he says that jumpn spark business
is rather real down good thing to touch up things
for going as it is there about all the time
stanty. Now see you selling Hopper En-
gines without no water much. This idear is
2 convenient one and Henry says the principle is
all right; hotter the better long as there is moist
ure. How will you trader The place or cup that
holds oil on top of the cylinder which is made of
glass and has little hole in its top is made differ
ent on the new engine; see ii is made of iron.
wont break that also the top off and you
pour thick oil in it without any trouble. Henry
used to get swarm mad last winter when it was
cold and he was trying TO pour thick oil in the little
hole and couldn't Say you wont haveto run to the
house the oil with this kind will you1
Other engines aint this way they2 The longer
have this engine the more think il is the most
greatest thing earth. When can you come up
Yours verify.
Sammy Brown.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02
The College Game.

Silas Whlpperwil had not been In
college over Il month until he began
using all the student slang In addi.
tion to university mannerisms Then
he wrote hi, father like this:
Dear Father-This college game Is GER
tainly expensive. | cant stay Ia 1t with
out more cash. 1t is herd to get good re-
suits without the necessary money I
am stranger here. and nay credit IS no
good. Your loving son SiLAS.
BY the next mall he received this:
Dear Silas--Quit the game. Your father
never could play poker. so l don't see IA
use In your trying to win Your loving
FATHER.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-09-02

The ChinamaD could speak no Eng
fish and the Engllshman could speak
no Chinese Nevertheless the dinner
went Off agreeably The two men sat
facing one another In silence while IA
neat Chinese butler served them dish
after dish of surprising delicacy
There was one dish especially that
pleased the Engllshman 1t was Il
rich stew of onions. pork. mushrooms
and IA dark. tender. well favored meat
that seemed like duck.
The Engllshman ate heartily Of this
stew Then he closed his eyes and
lifted his hands and shook his head
with an air of ecstasy. After this pan
tomlmIc compliment to the dish he
said interrogutively:
"Quack. quackr
Bow WOW WOW" said the China
man.