The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-27
DRIFTWooD
New Kear's next.

New Tear's next.
 Have your rssOiutiens ready. heard in the land. . Don't think because a woman wears an evening gown she can't laugh in her sleeve at you.
 oftentimes when a fellow thinks he is bright literary Night, some ulaga- ziae editoF turns hina down,
 "Ezas your husband ever held your hand and looked into your eyes, Nora, with a pleading expression 2" "Yis, mum. he did vance, when oi wor bfandisntns nat-iron.' E
 It is always consideraeaa of 6 mys. terE to a man how near & woman can get to death every now and then asld then be uI attending some bargain sale, before anyone knows #.
 Said wilbur wright.
 As he made a flight.
 Ger country. sea and town. When I'm in the skies.
 'xou can't keep a good man aown.- Some men think they can't open a p positsesi meeting m until they have opened - N~~~ I like tny now sirship--no wonder
 For though from the sky may drop. I will surely not have to crawl under, The thing # t happens to stop. The scissors grinder takes "keen" delight in his suSiness.
 9ss F. + se to Pittsburg. Likewise perennial
 
 wouldn't 1t be a funny sign in pro- hibition town. to read. "Please Help the Blind Tiksr
 Uns ordinary copper cent can. De stretched Into 5000 feet of copper wire, but what worries the poor married man is how to make "a weekly salary stretch over all his expeIses, #s Now you can have the extreme pleas ure of walking by the shop windowa and see the articles that were $5 day before yesterday, now marked s2.Bo or
 
 An Indiana man has ended his lete with q mixed drink w.what was IF
 Q. If a bunch of Tennessee Night Rfdara and squad of Russian Anarchists should come together once, there ia no doubtNbut what there would be some thing doing.
 
 Trenton man was arrested for blt- ing woman the other day. Hencefortn she win go only with yegetarianS
 1T you want to amount to anything in this world, It's mistaken idea to strive to be only as good as somebody else: you must be better and then some j.4
 There is one Western college that teaches girls ninety-six different ways of utilizing bread upon the table Now, IT more Of the colleges of the land would teach young men ninety.sIx diff ferent ways of earning 1t, this country would be grand and glorious hOwting Oh, the cold wind is 2 whistlin
 An the sky's grayish hue, An we gattneT t round the ire place. On. the lnockin' birds cuit sinKin' Tn the cedars cross the way, But I'm settin' here a drean1in'
 O. the roses 'o' the May. On. I'nl thiAkin' O the violet
 4 PespiH' Up ia spring. An seem to hear the hrst hluebird 4 weFblin' on the wing. doat mind the cold winds whistlin' On this cold December day, For I'm settin' here drSamtn' Q the roses O the May
 
 The Incentive. Wben is living worth while, you ask. As you take up your daily irksonle task And work when the l0Sg declining sun Has disappeared and the day is done. And you wander home in the dlm twi-
 light. i Feeling that life holds naught but blight. But fair hand smooths the frowm
 away. @
 And fife 'is worth living then you say. H when tae days and weeks grow into when you pass through the. Valley of
 Unshed Tears when you take up the old familiaJ
 grind, @ rti .t And think of the dass that have gone You say T will give up and end it all" But you never do, though you faint ana For you lift your eyes to the blue
 above,
 And you're glad to work when your = ''boss" is Love!