The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-01-27

Dothan Eagle: The Age-Herald says the government Is still hot on the trail of that $29, 0oo,00o fine. If they tree 1t, we want to hear long blast of the horn We want to shine it's eyes.
 Roanoke Leader: The Birmingham Age Herald says that the financial panic is over, scrip has been called in, and the danger now is that there will be too much money. This writer is willing to risk it.
 Meridian Star: The editor of the Bir- mingham Age-Herald writes pathetically of the ordeal" of Evelyn Thaw. And speaking of "ordeals," what's the matter with the distress of public forced to read the sickening story?
 Augusta Herald Straight whisky is not always honest whisky" says the Bir- mingham Age-Herald. But even if it is, it was so absorbed, in the olden days. when straight whisky was not a stranger in Georgia, that 1t would sometimes make man walk zigzag.
 Atlanta Georgian: Nervy Nevin, Bilious Bailey, Artful Adams, Coy Cook, Rowdy Powell, Rash Rice, Acrimonious Arm strong Moonshineless Mccartney, Hefty Harrison and all that bunch of perncious paragraphers are warned to let up on Atlanta's aridity, as 1t is no longer a. joke.
 Memphis Commercial-Appeal: '"They are rectifying whisky these days" says the Birmingham Age-Herald, land" likely that's quite enough from Birming- ham on this subject. Besides. we would like to know what that town knows about whisky, anyhow.
 Labor Advocate The Age Herald has for the past week been waging war on the bad roads of Jefferson county. The Labor Advocate fully agrees with its morning contemporary that the roads should be kept in better condition, espe- cially when there are thousands of dol lars spent on them each year.
 Buffalo News: The Birmingham Age- Herald opines that if "two-thirds of the girls who go on the stage would go into the kitchen instead, the world would be happier" o we dunno; speaking for our selves, we'd rather see a good chorus any time than to simply gorge ourselves on tripe stew, scrapple or the average biscuits
 Augusta Herald: The Birmingham Age-Herald thinks thatN"if two-thirds of the girls who go on the stage would go to the kitchen instead there would be a whole lot more happiness in the world" However, the poor fellows who had to eat the cooking of these stage-struck damsels might not think that this ex- tra happiness had fallen to them.
 Montgomery Times: A Montgomery dispatch to the Age-Herald affirms that Senator Spooner made no attempt at oratorical display in his federal court house speech Monday. While irf a studied and mechanical sense this Is true, the senator nevertheless gave us fine in- stance of his oratorical capacity. great speaker doesn't have to attempt" Elo- quence is inborn and spontaneous.
 New Orleans World: Rlo where our battleships are anchored Is the place that Java and Mocha coffees come from. We speak advisedly.--Bi Age-Her- ald
 Well, wi4 you please speak to our bat tleships and ask them not to shoot up the place where our Java and Mocha
 coffees come from" and then advise them to go with all possible speed to the place where our chcory comes from, and to see to it, with all of their biggest guns. that no more chicory comes? If VOL will do this you will earn nations grat- itude. If that's not enough, why name your price and We will write you a check out of our New Years cheokbook. | New Orleans World: We observe that 1 the funny men on the Birmingham Age | Herald Montgomery Advertiser, Nash vile American, Nashville Tennessean and | other papers iA that section, that carry poets on their staffs, have no columns ! in the Monday issues of their papers. We I suppose this is for the purpose of giving | the public a rest, but it is awfully in | convenient for man at this end of the | line who wants to show up on Monday with joke or two.
 Mans work Is from sun to sun, But woman's work is never done.' We just keep on grinding all the time 'oping somebody will take us for a omar and engage us for a cashier in a cafe where lunch costs s5 and Mumm's ths word.