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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-06-17
Ace Of Man.

The highest authorities place the
time since men first appeared on
earth at 2SS.OOO years. OF this 7S,0OO
belong to preglacial epoch, 100000 to
glacial, $4,000 to interval between pre-
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-06-17

Pinesalve Carbolized acts like a
poultice. Quick relief for bites and
sting of insects, chapped skin, cuts,
burns and sores, tan and sunburn.
Sold by ZWayne Griffin & Bro. lila
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-06-17
Notice of UnyeiIine Monument.

On Sunday, June %, 1908, the Wood
men of the World will unveil a mon
ument erected to the memory of q.
B. Smith, at Union Grove cemetery,
near Taffy, Ohio county, The Owens
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-06-17

expenses. They walked around the
square for a bridal tour He bought
her a nickel's worth of stick candy
for a wedding present, and then sug-
gssted that they save the candy for
he children.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-06-17
The Girl Fad.

You want girls portrait to boost
your adj"
Yes, l know" said the manufacture
er. Now what type of girl do you
think would go nicely with a brand
of axle grease?'' sst
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-06-17

Operation for piles will not be
necessary If you use Man Fan Pile
Remedy. Put up ready to use. Guar
anteed. Price soc. Try it. q. Wayne
Griffin & Bro. lila
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-06-17

boro Camp will perform the ceremony
State manager, J. H. Brewer, of
Louisville, will deliver the grafton.
Everybody is invited to go and take
we'll filled basket with something
good to eat.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-06-17

historic and neolithic, 10000 to neo-
lrthic epoch and 5000 to time elapsed
since the beginning of the historic
period of Egypt.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-06-17
Quite Right.

YES" said the suffragist on the
New-York tribune., 1908-04-12

and by that time had failed in all my other under
takings and had stumbled into literature without
intending it This was early in 1907. was offered
a large sum write something for The Sunday
Mercury, and answered with the tale of i'm Wolf
and the Cats" | also collected the money for it.
twenty five dollars. II seemed overpay, but | did
say anything about that for | so sCruPu-
lous then as | am now.
y year two later Jim Wolf and the Cats ap-
peared IN a Tennessee paper IN a new dress-aS to
spelling. spelling borrowed from Artemus Ward.
The appropriation OF the tale had wide reputation
in the West and was exceedingly popular; de
servedy so, think. He wrote some of the breezest
and funniest things | have ever read, and did his
work with distinguished ease and tluency. His name
has passed out of my memory.
\ couple of years went by; then the original story
floating around in the original spelling and with my
name to It. Soon first one paper and then another
fell upon me vigorously for stealing Jim Wolf and
New-York tribune., 1908-04-12

each other lashing their tails and pouring out their
hollow grievances and slowly and cautiously Jim
crept Tapping as he went, the gay and frohcsome
Young creatures under the vine canopy unaware
and outraging these soemnities with their misplaced
laughter Every time Jim slipped had hope; but
always he crept and disappointed It.
At last ne within reaching distance He
paused raised himself carefully up measured his
distance deliberately, then made frantic grab at
the nearest cat-and missed. OF course he lost his
balance His heels flew up, he struck on his back,
and like rocket he darted down the roof feet first
crashed through the dead vines, and landed in sit
ting posture fourteen sduCers of red hot candy, IN
the midst of all that party-and dressed as he
this lad who could not look girl the face with his
clothes on. There a wild scramble and storm
of shrieks and Jim fled up the stairs, dripping
broken croCkery all the way.
The incident was ended But | not done with
it yet, though supposed l was. Eighteen twenty
years later | arrived IN New York from California,
New-York tribune., 1908-04-12

the Cats from the Tennessee man / g.t a-cIless
bastIng; but | did not mind tit all b. game
Besides | had learned a good while he..-. tt thai
II is not wise to keep the FIRE going uu-.- Lander
unless YOU can get some large advanta-a keep
ing It alive. Few slaI.ders can stand .ea- q
silence.
PUT was not done with 90 Jim and n. ve-.
- In 1873 was lecturing IN London. IN Queens
Concert Rooms, Hanover Square an. living
at the I.anghan Hotel. Portland Place had ID
domestic household and no official house. & except
George Dolby, lecture agent, and Ca-- Warren
Stoddard the California poet. now 1900 '-1tesso-
of English literature in the Roman Car .ic Unl-
versitv Washington OsteusibIv ~-- ri was
nv private secretary; In reality ne .s --y M
conrade,-I hired him in order 90 lar. his com
panv. rs secretary there was nothing him %
do except 70 sCraubOok the daily --- Z the
great trial of the TIchborue claimant for -. Bu-
C5r-tcas9 rz-s %
New-York tribune., 1908-04-12

lively, And dear ne / suppose | shall have 10
have my hair shampooed too,-lt S IN shocking CON
dltlon after all OF our travelling about trains
adding, with great delIbcratIon and ~ last look
ing right at him across the table)-ReaIlv. l sh uld
attend TO these things to-day.
lie mot catcnng her meaning At all but looking
right back at her with bland. Vacuous wondcrI
Wen, why don't YOU, then, hum Nothing 70 pre-
vent YOU, IS there, Don't ever slump on YOUR
the ninC5 IN that respect. Get air first and
then spend the rest of the day with the mancurists
and HAIR hNcrs and those people Sure thing,
she tSigning mlSerahly as She cNtTCatcs 4 drown
ing fly from her cream IugJ-Oh. well | suppose |
shall have 20 wait till SOME other day
He lboVInely, with mouthful If hot muffin
Time 10 do things IS when YOU think of 'em-do
EN- and get EN- OF Your mind m going 20 Get
you one OF those little framed DO 1t Now pIa-
carcs,-rcd one. the color ot this burlap on the
walls. So YOU can put II up here and It every
little while No I'm not-only toolng But vou
shouldn't put things off, my dear, honest, F
@ ana and the whole works tended o. to-day
Then its done see
SHE )hopelcsslyI-oh I can't, l simply cannot.
IIE tsolIcitouslv. and ewing her kccnlv for the
first time)-l say look t-herc honey bug YOU re no,
allng, YOU:
SHE lquicldyl-Oh, not in the least, nv dear
Not at all. am feeling perfectly well, and
IIr noticing her hcsi,ation)-Weu, 10 what:
SIZE )subsiding when near the pointl oh.
nothing, nothing worth mentioning. Just 20
get out that all
He Chs brows knitting and puzzled look ON mis-
iaccl-To get OUT. WHY Well. / say. Lttle girI
what's keeping vou IN. Who's holding vou5 love
dear tins Is new one ON me. TINS Mysterious little
WAY of yours tim, morning What IS IL. ANYHOW.
SHt .dcpur.nsly absorbed III drawing invisible
gcOmc.uc houIcs en- the table ,lutH'-Pu -Pul-le.ts.
don't talk nonsense IL ISN'T anything / am not
mysterious. only
lIE -tiIl scruttuiz5ng her with ~lJutv-c voadcrN-
unly-Weh only only What, Please pat me next
quick I'm IN Il HURRY.
SnE ,spawug for t.mc1-py.r. won't >ou ever
stop using that horrd sLtus--'P Pa, lac uc>t
He ,guiplng final mouthill vf Coffee putting
watch IN fob pocket and preparing L. ,-uter trp,u
table, -SUert thing You NnuN IN cat lt vut-l'u
ilag that junk from NOW ON Icucctortu and forever
the slang thing Is canned iu tins dump. Nasm,
deed II ls' WcL I'm on uc u,,v'
SIZE ,ralng, W.tA ou charmed c>PrcaslorI Jack.
New-York tribune., 1908-04-12
He lat last noticing one Of her


sighsl-Oh, | say, my dear, Signing: That was
whopIrrl What's the answer: Anything wrong:
Why, certainly | love YOU lust as much
Ha ha. beat YOU TO that, didn't l. presh, (Resumcs
reading headlines and gulping coffee immediately
forgetting all about her sigh
SHE (sighng again most dismally and toying
CllnkIly with spoon in her still empty coffee cup
oh, dear. And II S going 10 be such a beautiful
DAY too Isn't it
HE glancing from headlines to timepiece and
holding out his cup tor more CoteeJ-Ye-eh. great
Going OUT Nought to. Mustn't stick around the
fat days like this. Make some calls. Go TO
The park Go to the loo Go see that new exhibit
Of fans and laces at the Art Museum Go anv old
place, But get out in the alr, my dear Whee!
but this cotcc's hot
SHE elbows on table, chm in palms, and carefully
-etraIning from looking at hm)-Well, | was think
-ng Of going out to-day. Er-but-
liz turning newspaper to sporting page and por-
ing lntently over baseball score)-But what hun
Nothing to keep YOU in, Is there: inktum but
our team got Walloped YESTERDAY fourteen TO two,
a wonder they wouldn yet some ball players here,
SHE Jmaking bread pills and stacking them in
lttle rows beside her pate)-Iou need some fall
t3es. darling.
He lstill submerged in considerations of base
balI-Do. eh: You'll get EN- for me, won't vous
my necktes BY George a hundred 10 one
shot won yesterday! Just think, ten-dollar note
on that. Wonder II many played 1t: 5 pose not,
there Wouldn have been such price
SHE leaning back III chair and staring drearily
~ cut glass wedding presents on cute little new
Observation-Disclosures don't eat SO fast, my dear
Iou.ll inlure yourself.
III ,grnnng good naturedly, but with no slow
down velocity OF food consumption Cant help
II, babesly-rushed. Way behind time. It's me
70 hustle. now that I've got the hullcst little
woman ON the globe TO take care of Gee! | guess
that s. uad,--ayng pretty things at The breakfast
-able, en-. WesA, You can't complain that I'm
one OF those ~lumpng husbands that forget all
about the -er-weH, all that stun, can YOU. now:
Gancng at watch agaln) Whcc, cgh; forty
two I'm "A million years behind time. Whoever
made these mullins Is a genius Dld YOU make EN-,
or the maid. You. Wcl they're gal-lorious.
that's all Wish | had time to sit here and eat
about nineteen of en- unstanty torgc,s all about
mullins and everything else when his eve catches
headline over story about Sir T Lptons new chal-
.enge for Americas cupJ
she stll rctru.ning from looking at him, hut eN-
anlnlng her hngcrnails II She had never seen
them betore)-Myi / must have my nails attended
u today They look like a scrubNouans s. posi-
New-York tribune., 1908-04-12
Cullen

don't hurry So ". make -
So nervous, rushing Please
wait Just a minute
He pushing char .5 and
rising Vince fo-- fold up
my napkin, Cor-.-- s-rrl-
tions There, | go. .- S nl-
neat Now watch Ike -hs
car m four Jumps ing --r
The hall ~ a lope
SHE feeling o1 her ..1--5
temples when his l.. ---ret,
and gazing about d-- e.v-
Jack, Haven't you --r--e1
something
He returning t~U1u II WI
hat and stick. and ~- arcer-
ngI-Wh4c. han t -a HS5
his doodleuus good swell
chance of my to--- 80 ms
CT any other stage -..re-
WelI, $ long. kd.z-. - 1atA
usual time D.-- l %
New-York tribune., 1908-04-12

our and gec q whole COB OF a.r -,-,--. , y"
YOU:
SIZE with brigh, ideal-.Ja,s, var IL JUS
a -tecny-weeny little thing .or me OH wa
houe2
He with aIacrity1-W.u /: Toa 10 d
something hard,-hardcr the he-,e- +-c
SHE (pic<ing ske5n Of embroidery 5-s
mantel) )-Nil YOU stop ~ some t.rcE --'i
or department Storc-auy Il.-------- @"
more skeins of this:
He with a coun,enauce dGuocu- nc.
tIonl-Nhy, sure. little woman. .-
thing YOU ask me TO- But. look l.-. 20
want me u get JhIS-JhiS-e -er--.,--s .-e
You r. going down town Yourself
SHE her lips beginning 20 qu.re- eye
Al.stcning with dcwI-Jack / , -."
town.
HE gazing astonishcd-v ac les No
can 90 down town Now. see Ic--. .i--
there Was something
SHE ttruitlesslv struggling co apr 0lt
but dabbIug az her ewes with her o..
handkerchcfI-I ocean vvah-V-. q.
wuh-wuh-Way down town, J-l-iacl haven
any CITIaTcl
liz lhoruicd and grabbing her and -I ae
10 his shirt front Why, yuu Vrvr =
here. I'm a lubbcr, iout. ioater. luru.. f'
man, I'm wor>c than th-c-Im ID . e."
tu.hcad- ought to have ninety -
Here you've been irving to get ., tl-u- .-.
head ever since sat down % hryaht.--. -"--
II m not the Napi Clean forgot III. --a
allowance money | WAS going Jo ru- a .-rto
Tor YOU every WccN, and leave under b.
and here Nc Nc been back from cCr -. ~
weeks, Ought ~ have my head hr. II q
forcing my EttIc girI to- Bu,. ar -a.. ica
why the dickens dldu y,u come right ..- -d -7
me Tor II. ch.
SHE smlhng through her ,c--s' B-- .- v'r
Ice SD hurrdl
liz .bau,eriuslyN -Wont seem ST, .... -Nh@
]. gamble louU learn. han Tcy 81 '.... JUS, %
fun. ehs
ouE going ,uta hail immediately re...H.r wee
ing q tragic alr and uNc- a-.-c ..- t.c t.-.-.
vl'ch' Iohu, Tar uc l- t:v,a ,.c to vH----. .t '
diHauutlye affairs urvu yaur v-Jaue--- .-. -
destrous ct iJuns through -uudry and c-N..-
feminine marts al trade to-day. and l cu- .... -
not possessed OF sufficient funds or uc-..
curitlcs WhctcVth 90 SETTLE u,ta thc strcr. --- .
du,Jvr trr my
iIE breaking in. AS ac Ir4hs her in
again Your hr~, tyuyh, "y Eyt.c old s-- "-v
and IL The vll:as.--t vuc cEvri
lIIE makes good. E>., y,aocward. 0uirA ca
taIu)
New-York tribune., 1908-04-12
HER FIRST TOUCH By Clarence [. Gull N

CCENE:: Dining room Of their
- brand new little fiat
Period: About a fortnight
after their return from the honey
moon.
Time: At breakfast.
Being seven minutes behind his
schedule for the scramble to his
Office. He frequently consults
ms watch, which lies on the
table beside his plate; unheed-
inglv bolts his food while he
tries to read the headlines OF
The newspaper, which he has
propped against the sugar
bowl and the cream Jug She,
wearing q worried, puzzled
expression, makes no pretense
of eating; sighs audibly at
short intervals, and fiddles ner-
vously with her fork)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07
ROYAL ARCANUM ELECTION.
Grand Council Holds Fourteenth An
nual Session-Banquet Tonight.

The Grand Council of the Royal Ar
canulp of the District of Columbia con-
vened in fourteenth annual session at
Scottish Rite Temple last evening. with
representatives from the nine subordinate
councils of that order in this city in at
tendance H. II. c. Miller and II. 8.
Burkhardt of Chicago, ILL.,, representing
the supreme regent: James T. Shaftoe or
Springfield. Mass. the grand regent OF
the Grand Council of Massachusetts:
Robert Arnold of Alexandria, Va. a past
grand regent of the Grand Council OF
Virginia, and George NJ Foote OF Provi-
dence. r. l., the grand guide OF the Grand
Council of the state of Rhode Island.
were present as guests.
The following officers were unanimously
elected TO serve during the ensuing Grand
Council year: Grand regent. Arthur E.
Cook: grand vice regent, George s. Britt;
grand orator Charles ]. James: sitting
past grand regent, William w. Chase:
grand secretary benjamin White eleventh
term): grand trea surer. George NJ. COpen-
haver tsixth term: grand chaplain. IL hnry
G. Leuz; grand guide, S. l. Besselievre:
grand warder Glendie Il. Young: grand
sentry NJ b. Barlow Mercer; grand trus-
tee, TO serve three years, John r. G.s-
burne.
The officers-elect will he installed this
evening by the representative of the SUI
preme regent. Mr. III. III. &. Miller, who
will be assisted by Mr.. Fl. S. Burkhardt.
I'm honor of the representatives OF the SUE
preme regent and the officers of the sew
eral councils of this city will be held
tonight at the Riggs House.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07
Easter CONNECTIONS.

In addition to Our comprehen-
sive line of choice Connections VIC
are showing a NUMBER OF Easte,
novelties. Eggs OF many sorts and
sizes; the always-popular Deco
rated White Crystal Eggs, Hol-
low Chocolate Eggs, Rabbits
Chickens and Ducks, to be filled
and an abundance of Small VAR.
colored Jelly Eggs with which tc
fill them. Small fitted Baskets
etc.
Chocolates, soc. 4oc and Coo the
pound.
Fancy Candies, 25c the pound
up.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07
Personal Mention.

Mr. and Mrs. B. NJ. Des Jardins. who
spent the winter at 1914 18TH street. will
be the guests of Will Carleton. the poet,
at his home in Brooklyn before going to
their summer home at Buena Vista, West
Hartford, Conn.
Chris Cox Dawson has returned from .
weeks trip to Detroit, Cleveland and MIL
waukee.
]. II. Crawford and wife of this city aFo
at the Breslin, New York city.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07
Easter Gut Glass.

We are especially proud of the
showing of choice Cut Glass for
the Easter season. For variety of
design, moderation of price and
excellence of quality it cannot but
appeal to prospective purchasers.
Whatever the piece offered, it pos
sesses quality. irrespective of the
price asked. We have no room
for seconds or inferior mer-
chandise.
Choice Cut Glass Vases . SI.45 and tip
Choice Cut Glass Bonbon G, M ,nd IN
Dishes ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. UA'N ~
pi eseiee Cut Glass Fruit $z.75 and up
Choice Gut Glass Handled G. Or and ,,,,
OnVe Dishes ..-.....-... -
rf GSs'ee Cut Glass Celery $2.75 and up
Choice Cut Glass Salad Bowls $2.25 and up
rt Choice Cut Glass Ice Cream $500 and up
Choice Cut Glass Water e. ~ and IN
Pitchers ................-..- ~
Choice Cut Glass Sugar and ST 20 and I'D
Cream Sets.
Choice Cut Glass carafcs. e. S3.e5 and up
vases "ns'ee Gut '..ss o"ee' re. S4.25 and up
GO. Choice ,. Cut Glass Oil or Vim. Sis and up
Especial attention is directed to
the Gift Glassware. grouped sepa-
rately, among (which will be found
a large variety Of choice pieces,
representing unusual values.
$2.75, 1896 and $500 each.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07

cocktails before breakfast or lunch. as II
might be. was the ordinary fare. he says.
and al lunch she Invariably tackled a pint
of moselle or sauterne. After lunch brandy
highballs till dinnertNne approached. when
few more cocktails would be in order.
At dinner. he says. champagne was her
invariable drink. and she would parfake
literally of the sparkling wine. Iiaueurs
always followed dinner. and BRANDY
highballs formed the nightcap of Mrs.
Gould. What else she drank her husband
cannot state for certain. but he knows.
or says he knows. that she kept all
kinds of Whistles. brandies and hqueurs
In her boudOir. the bottles being fire.
Quently renewed.
Gould mentions particularly. among the
many occasions when he says his wife
dissraced him. q wedding at ST. Thomas
February I. 1893 She came to the
church. he says. excited, noisy and bo.s-
ferrous. and remarked audibly as she went
up the church aisle that the women were
''old cats
Her conduct and manner became such.
he says, that it was impossible TO keep
servants. as she would discharge them
without reason. to the amusement or me
neighborhood. People used to remark. he
says. on the double procession of servants
leaving and arriving at Castle Gould.
Recklessly Extravagant.
She took pleasure also. he says. in being
recklessly extravagant simply TO annoy
him. often saying that she would buy this
or that unnecessary article OF great price
Ito get even with Howard. AS an IN
stance Of this he mentions that in July
1903 after he had told her that he could
no longer live with her. she Went to q
9TH avenue jeweler and deliberately
bought S65 900 worth of diamonds ana
other jewelry as his wife and agent.
Mrs. Gould's lawyer denounced the an
swer as a compendium of stable and serv-
ants hall gossip. which was in no sense
matter for the consideration OF a referee
or a justice. but for the delberation OF
Jury, who could balance the testimony OF
these stablemen and pantry helpers who
were so free with their affidavits.
LAWYER Watson Of Mr.. Gould's counsel
did not deny that much of the answer
was ba sed on the affidavits OF servants OF
the Gould household, but asserted Shat
the defense was in such absolute and fuil
corrobora tior Of the truth of the charges
that any justice would be satisfied win
che evidence. and a jury trial was I'M
necessary.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07
Memorial to Francis G. Mattingly.

Memorial services. known as the
months mind" for the late Francis
Carroll Mattingly. who died in this city
about month ago, were held in st.
Patrick's Cathedral. New York city, yes
terday morning. The services were con-
Quoted by Mgr. Lavelle. lifelong friend
of the deceased, who spoke feelinsly OF
MIR. Mattingly's private and professional
career. Mr.. Mattingly's mother his
widow and his sister, Mrs. William Braun
MaIoney. with a number of friends, at
tended the services
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07
Suit to Dissolve Partnership.

Proceedings to dissolve the firm of Frey
Brothers, local undertakers. has been
filed in the District Supreme Court by
Abram G. Frey against Ethelbert b.
Frey. The complainant declares his
brother does not give enough time and
attention to the business. Attorney Frank
Fuller represents the complainant
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07
New Garden Hose.

All fresh stock. of this season.
make, especially coupled for high
pressure service. Extra 7-ply spe-
cial adjustable bands. guaranteed
against defects in manufacture
Entirely unlike the cheap hose Of
fercd at low price.
Ioc foot, upward.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07
Glass Vases for
Easter Flowers.

Glass Vases, in both plain and
green crystal colorings, assorted
shapes and sizes. including some
extra tall effects especially suitable
for Easter lilies and other long
stelnmed flowers.
Ioc to $3.50 each.
Special attention is called to a
lot of Imported Vases. in assorted
shapes. sizes and decorations.
which we offer at
25c each. Values, $50 to 75c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07
Linen Couch and Table Covers.
New Willow Furniture.

New Willow Furniture. in natural color
or finished in a rich shade of green.
Suitable pieces for the bedroom. the living
room and porch. including Side Chairs.
Arm Chairs. Reading Chairs. Lounging
or Steamer Chairs. Wing Chairs. Rock
ers. Tables, Settees, Stools. Work Bask-
cts. etc.
Small Chairs. S5.75 to $500.
Arv Chairs. 5000 to $1,000.
Rockers. $50 to $I2.oo.
Wing Chairs. $3.50 to $500.
Settees. $500 to $4,000.
A lot of Seat Cushions, covered
with French jute.
$3.50 each.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-04-07
Woodward & LOtfrOp
Easter Sale of
Brilliant Gut GLASS, Pressed
Glassware, JardimiereS,
And Special Display of
Novelties for Easter Gifts.
And Special Display of

~ HIS week we are offering many attractive
values i'm Rich Gut GLASS; Pressed Glassware
~ Jardi7eres etc., suitable for Easter gifts
and Easter favors, and useful practical
things for daily i'm the Haome-rmany of Them
much less than usual
We quote few of the many excellent values
and invite inspection.