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The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-12-03
The SlOth
Written for this nFaxaxiue

tTy HE LATEST creature on earth. If
it is proper TO apply such term
to an animal who makes his own
living and asks no fayors of anybody,
is that which is known by a name which
implies just such a characteristic, the
sloth. In the forests OF the Amazon we
find him hanging, back downward from
the branches OF a tree around which his
great hooked nails are fitted. Here lie
hangs, eating or sleeping, which is prac-
tically all he does. He feeds, OF course.
upon the leaves OF the tree in which his
habitation is fixed and when he has
eaten all the leaves within reach he
moves a few inches, eats again and falls
asleep. He hardly could fall il he tried.
Tor he does not hold to the limb by
muscular effort, but merely by the shape
OF his great curved claws. Ii he were
shot and no death struggle followed the
body would hang there until released by
decay. when the great claws still would
be let hanging. The long hair usually
has. some greenish vegetable organism
on it and tends to hide the animal from,
any possible enemy. Taken to the
ground, il can hardly walk and makes
no attempt to defend itself. uttering
only a feeble cry.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-12-03

pink snout and, cute little even
hoofs, but a little pig who went around
on two feet and wore shoes and snuffled
and complained because dinner was not
ready an hour before the appointed time.
Who wanted all the titbits at table and
half of his sisters share from every box
of candy. Who boldly asked the baker
for cake for himself when he made the
family purchase and in like manner called
for bologna sausage at the butchers and
nuts at the grocer's. Who, when he went
visiting, kept his parents in continual con-
fusion BY his persistent and openly
avowed greed. That was the kind of a
pig Bobby was There are lots more pigs
like him and it makes us very sad to
think that it is the other. kind who have
to grow up and get killed.
Bobby had his own circle of friends,
mostly little pigs like himself, and they
met in vacant lots and on street corners
and infested lumber yards and livery sta
bles and had to be chased away from
the "firehouse" dozen times a day.
One day Jimmy Geohegan announced
a great bit of information which he had
received.
Il got it from Sheeny, Mike" he ex-
planned. "An' its great Dere's lot O.
rich guys got up a scheme to give de
newsboys a feed on Thanksgivin' Day.
Dere's goin' to be million turkeys an
barrels of cranberry sass an hull wagon
loads of oranges an. nuts an ice cream
an candy, an everything else an not a
cent for nothin. Now where are they
goin' to find enough newsies to eat an
that, I'd like to know They gottcr have
help. So Sheeny Mike an Chimney Mike
an Mike the Mick is goin' to so in as
newsies an feed dere faces jes' as long
as de rest Dutch Peters an Chicago is
both on de committee of newsies to keep
out de ringers an dey'll never peach on
any Of our gang. Not on your life!"
There was great excitement in the gang
and it was unanimously decided to get
tickets and go to the ncwsboys feast.
They were able little liars for the most
part and with the base connivance of
Dutch Peters" and Chicago" they were
able to get tickets emitting them to at
tend.
When the time came, most Of those
who, like Bobby, had well-to-do parents,
decided in favor of the home dinner and
turned their ill-gotten tickets over to boys
who were in, greater need of a feast.
Bobby, however, resolutely determined
first to feed his face" at the newsboys'
dinner. and then decorously go home and
play his usual brilliant part at the family
banquet.
So he lit out, dressed in his worst
clothes, and took his place among, the
hungry newsboys. He was specially
noted by the charitable ladies in charge
Poor dear!" they said, "One can see
clearly that he never had enough to cat
before"
But If this were so, they were deter
mined that he should have enough this
time. So turkey, cranberry sauce, figs,
dates, candy and ice cream were forced
upon him until he was as full of food
as an inflated balloon is full of gas. AT
last with his pockets full of candy and
fruit, he made his escape, hurried horne
and put on his best clothes just in time
to join the family in starting out to Aunt
Sophies, where they were invited for din.
M /. -..,, /, :.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-12-03
Esquiniaux Children

VxT HEN Esquimaux children are
=" very naughty they are punished
by burning with a hot bone.
Their Woodworking mothers, who have
pone needles and split sinews for threads,
nave me patience to sew up fur-clad dolls
each birthday a child has a bone nut IA
Q bag kept for that purpose, SO he always
lean know how old he is. Most Esolii-
naux children can draw cleverly. 2
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1908-12-03

n OBBY was little pig. Not a nice
* little pig with soft bristles' and
pink snout and, cute little even
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1908-03-06

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
9roprietar sS%rgerslep bar olgr
gpnitrnpgaaro be6 8atnorl1p til en-
Mano peo Napn &lal1ien fra Sol
ties for 100000 Ser. 8eietningen
meofplger. &igberen opertager
@aarben til l. Morts. ST. {. 4 gar
iioen figbte SSngerslep @aaroen for
{. 10000 Ser. og bar iioen Den SID
iolgt 30 G0r. 2ano fra ben.
&opeogdaroen n2ergrap" ! s(u=
lum er at ct &oniortillm iolgt i'll
Carl Sgrenien, 5in6ing peo Ser
ring, for 10000 &roner.
&isienbierg Mpllegaaro paa'
Gpcn nre0 ct Gilliggenoe al 1870
Ggnoer 2a1o er al &roprietGr
iolgt til Sorpalter &rrbpf-
fer, 2ongelor,b, for $4,000 &roncr.
&roprietGr Gbriltenicn bar
iplgt @aar6c1 n@etersbprg" ! &as=
1lrn0 5ogu peo &anoers for $4,000
ST.. til Matbias Gbomien, Garre.
Opertagelien ifer itrofS.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1908-03-06

palgfe1 oeIs meo ielpifrepne Mieolem-
nter. 5elpifrepne MeoIernmer er
BrRiten 2Rreren % aomn1neforitan-
oeren, BET bill 11aar afies fra belt
|iiatOne Silfaloe iige tire Gpifere.
3e palgte Me6lemmerg Mntal, fltnre
p%ariere fra 3--6., S Sc ii0ite Tiger
CT Ser foretaget galg at bisie Meo-
lemlner til 5foleraaoene rl11ot ol11-
firing / Mor6ileSpig, men ! ODER 100
SilfGl6e er @algene uOen bi0ere blep=
ne faslere0e! Ser itaar nenlig !
2oben, at 8algc1e futile itaOfaites,
8alget er / Girfeligbeoen fun Ell,
SARGE. SDis Mpnoigbeoerne blot
bar set mir1oite at in6pen6e imo0 &c
Dalgte, negter De u0en pi6ere at lta6=
.fnlte 8alget. 9ad6an Ter set us
meo oct prpisiilfe Selbitpre paa 5fo-
lebaienets Omraaoe, og man ifal I'LL
life tro, at 5foleraaDenes Mpnoig=
beo er iaa itor, at oct / 1loger Maa-
be fl1noe true Gpiferne, ielp ON Ser
blep palgt nogle 0anifiinoeoe Meb=
lemn1er tnD / benz. 5foleraa6ene
mebpirfer pes Sfoleforml1ens Tor-
%paltning, De bar at Urge for 8pg-
ningernes 8e6ligeboloelie, for Sfole-
,lofalernes l1bitpr. &enbolbelie oip.,
a1tlammen Sing, iom Ell 6anif Mano
sgoot funbe meopirfe pco, ube11 at
oerfor uoen prpisiiife Stats Snteres-
ier"' traaotes for ner. Maor Ser IL
ges, at set ogiaa bgrer til @fole=
raaoeneS Spgape vot pleie 6orbin<
oelien mellem @fole og Stem, iaa
lpoer oct nermeit iom e, baarlis
&ittigbeo, - bporleoes futile Sfole-
raaoene funne tiene bette Gornlaal.
naar Mpnoigbeoerne nGgter at ita6-
feite @alget at Men6 me6 8efolf=
ningens Silli6, ia moaife enoog in6-
letter 8erioner / Sfoleraa6ene, Ser
itoar / ct ligefrem fienotliet Sor-
bclo til set itore Glertol al SfoIe-
fomunernes 8eboere? Oct er nobn=
Zig / @aoerslep Mmt, at mango @alg
er blebne fasiereoe, og BET er | fprite
&effe 2anoroao 8ecberer / &a6ers~
lep, iom berer Mnlporet berfor.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1908-03-06

0poS a 5. Editmcl tier sc.
@cis, Spoerltp, CT ofgooet De0 3D.
Sen, IS Mor gamn1el.
- Sberit Steenltrltp / MorbuS er
ufgooet pe0 9pDen. Sberl ten bar
fpot Sen %. SUIT 1888 og trooots
us al @eren / 1898 lom Gbef for
36jc encouragement / Marblts.
= &jgbmon6 M. g. 0pergaoro
poa E%itbonetorpet / Morbus ct 0sb.
50 Mor gammel. 9cn of0g0e bar ell
opgtig Mono, ser beiao fine Mco.
borgcrcs 5ilio, 81. a. bar ban bap1
Se0c / 2igl1ingsfon1tsltoner.
- Sogfprer @agenlenL -Npfebinq
&C., er ofgaaet peo 0eoen / cit Ml.
Ser al 60 Mor. 0en afoe0e pa1
Me0lem al 8praa0et og befleote fle:
re anorc %offenlige Gtlliosbperp.
-&jebmanb Gb. 9}eble, @trbbe:
fjpbing, er afgaaet be6 9e6en, &C
Mar gammel. Mf6g6e bar bore
Meolem al 8praooet ii6en 1894 oe
bar bopt forifiellige an6re Si1lios
Dperp.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1908-03-06

6 i s M 3 a 9. Spar,
fer &ro er at eieren S. 81. Scbou
iolgt til g. &ebsgaarb fra Surup for
$4,000 Ser. Obertagelien ffer Ben 1.
apriI.
- @aarben v8irfbolm" l. &erlep
Sogn, 175 Cor. 2anb me6 20 Sor.
er at 8roprietar 8ap ioIgt
til Gorpngter @orm, @aogoaro,
u6en Snpeutar og 8eiatning for
175,OOO @roner.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1908-03-06

S 5 G b + n 5 G. &elter=@ore
@leftricitetsberf pe6 Malbory
ct ne6bren6t. @leftricitetsp9rfei
meo Maifiner bar foriifret for 22,-
900 Gr.
Gorle6en Scot neobren6te
@aar6en v@pnoergaaro". / 9iter
@penitrup / @en6ipSiel, tilberenoc
SIR. 8eterien. @eboerne maatte re6=
Sc Jig / set blotte 2inneb. gn
9reng bleb no9et forbrenot. 3 Sc.
ite og "a &reat11rer inoebren6te. Mlt
Snbboet brGn6te.
v5fin6erbpgaar6" / alemen-
fer sogn paa 8ornbolm er nep.
brenot. Sloen opito6 / Stuelengen,
ianbipnligpis fra Sforitenen. @e-
i9tningen og S1r6boet re6be6es.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1908-03-06
Gtor Mnlcbnine til @lebc.

Sr. og 5ru 5tebiel, &icbarblon,
&ani., ifriper til Brofesior Miiller,
Ben beremte 2ege og 9pectaliit /
@ra5, 9terrig, og %unoerretter bam
ON ct 2egemio6el, lom Sc bap6e ifaf=
fet Jig for 6eres Sen, iom 6ern1e0
par blepet belbre6et for ct Sn6e, 1om
nebnte berpmte @pecialiit bap0e en-
fleret for 11belbreoeligt, ga Sc raab=
ipurgte bam / 9lterrig.
st 8rep fra bem lDber laalebes:
&icbar6ion, &ani., 90. Sl1li 1907.
Or. &eter TabrneD & Cons 60,
@bicago, Sll.
Maa @ub beliigne Sem for 9eres
Meoicin <rifo. @or Ggn bopoe liot
al Saloeipge lige fra 6eoielen:
8lol1ot andre 2eger roaoipurgte hi
Sen b%efien6te B%rofesior Miiller i
@ra5, 9iterrig; men til por itore Be-
orebelie iag6e ian, at Ser life bar
noget &aab for BAN. Dette bar j
1897. Nelte Mar u6panore0e hi til
Mmerifa og boiatte os | &anias Gitp,
Mo. S Maret 1900 barte ri ON 9e<
res &urifo al nogle @enner. Seq
iog0e til min Man6: u2a6 % prppe
&rrifo for Dor lille &arl";; men ban
mente, at set life pilbe nDtte noget
og pil6e bore bore at fate Yenga
bort.
Men ieg bap6e ingen SO, fgr leg
fit prepet Me6icinen, og uoen min
Maf16s @i6en6e fiebte leg to tore
SLATER og begDn6te at gipe @utten
ifblge 8rltgsanpisninger. 81 mGr=
fe6e mart 8e6ring hos BAN. an=
fal0ene, iom fpr pleieoe at inotreffe
6agligt, in6traf mart fun en- Gang
ON ugen. .&i fortiatte meo &1rifo,
inottl ian bapoe taget nj SLATER.
Mnfal0ene in6trof me6 alt lengers
og lengere Mellemrum, inbtil be til.
ii6it opberte ful6iten6igt; 6esn6er
bleb bans u6iee16e meget bebre. San
bar Sen Gang nj Mar gammel og Ell
MI benimoo iptten og fritz og iterf.
Maa @n6 belitgne Dem tuiinbe @a11:
&c.
Seq fun6e life mo6itaa Sriitelieu
iii at lfripe til Hrofeslor Miiller oQ
un6errette bam ON &urifo pg bpaf
Sen bab6e n6rettet. Seq bar ieneri
erfaret, at Fan beoe for noele so:
it6en..
9eres oprtgttge,
ST. og Gru George Stebfel.
Or. 8eters &urtfo bar pnret be.
npttet me6 nafbru6t 9elb 8ebanb=
ling al 8lo6= og fonititutionelle 5pg=
BONNIE. Sci be6bliper at bore en-
@aa6e, baaoe for 2pger % 2Ggfolf,
bborle6es ct iaa6ant iihrpelt, milot
&usmt66el Tan bepirfe iaabanne be.
itemte @e1ultater. Semmeligbeor
ligger imblerti6 beri, at set gaa1
lige til 5pg0ommens &o6 - nren:
beoen / 8looet. l1lig an6re faroig.
labeoe 2egemi6ler Tan &urifo iff'
erbol6es pua Mpotbeferne, men TIT
Dos 2ofalagenter. &bis De life fien
Ser nogen Mgent / Deres Marbeb, 81
ifrip til Gierne, Dr. Beter Gabrne,
& Sons 60, 112-118 go. Sopn
glpe. Chicago, SlI.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1908-03-06

fc1 us til @rape1t beo &irfets Ig11ore
M9l1r. Sora1t gift en- at Sbnnerne
s1eo ct meget itort at @rgnt bunoet
&ors, omplnbet al EN- &olenfrars.
@eo @rapen talte' Soritan6er Beg
trup, acknowledgement &oulien
ira 5enocriplla1o, Soritu,roer &olm=
itrpm fra 0en ifaanif e S%olfebgiifolc
v@ptlon", Morontonben @giifolelG-
rer 8polc % SslGnoercn 4ano. Wecl>
ite6.
Otter 8egrpclie n afbolotes SGlles.
ipisning ! &gjlfolens itore Gpmna.
itifial, bpori oeltog onttrel1t 500 Ser
ioner. Ser talte SpiifolelGrer
Soogs al. Seitrup, &ammerberre
2%iitticbol1, Stiftamtma11b Stemol,1,
&igsoagslna,1o $. g. Sonsien al
M%abenraa, Solfctin9sma,o &initrup,
Observation-Disclosures Mlfr. &oulien al
&pslingc og Observation-Disclosures al
0llerup. Hrspit Misien al 8rgrltp
og Spjlfolelercr Soul .8ierge al
Mifop.
ut Erpfcsipr Scbrpoer bar Ell itor
Mor1o, cit 6Gorelo1bets egtc 5plt,
far ingell tpiplet ON, iiGr otter oct
Gttern1rle, ban bor facet / ollie oanz
ife, norife, ipenife og finife 8laoe I'LL
neo lin @c0e1gang. &un roi enoe SrD
ON Sen 8%etp0ntng, ban far bapt for
set %aon0eliee og pfonomtife 2ips It's
pifling og GGfst / SC lenere Siaar,
bor n1ar, bapt ONT bqnt. Men bel11e
5prgeti6 og oe 9r6, ser bleb talte
on. ban1 peo 6eu1e at bans 5legt,
Mc6biGlpere- % &enner, bi6ne6e c,1o=
I'LL mere ont, at / bom er cit Manbs:
bsn0ing gaaet bort. Sans SCRIBE
fGro blep til Ell iaa rig og itemlttngs=
fulo @pittoeligbc0, iom fin peoerfa-
res iaa Eerionligbe6er.
8~ilanoene.
0en grpnlan6 t c &p-
III II, Der blcp neolat | SEQ
pember 1906 for at n1oeripge Sen
fgl. g%rpnla1oifc @anocls 6orbolb,
far I'LL afllrttet lit Mrbeioe pg l1bar=
eli 8etG1flti11g, Scr CT oper=
ie10t Sl,oenrigsminiiter 5igl1ro
Berg. l1ofoitet til be1,1c bar olIc-
rc0e fnroigt iiolte 5ornnrer og n1co-
toge5 at Sn0enrigsminiftercu poa
Sen @rpnla,1Osrejie, joni fan So fore
log Jig, og It'll CT Sen blepct pioere
ltoorbeiOet eftcr Sc Splpsntnger,
ban mebbrogte fra &ciien. @etenf-
llil1gcn gaor / ct pg alt r6 paa, at
CT N0ifillcle at San
5 c fen % u 5 1T II tra=
t ipnen er Ell 0 II :
e q SD ig i c - Dibtil bor
ic>n befiel10t Set fgl. grenlo1oife
@anbelsfompag1i bapt Monopol pao
og leoet bele M0mini1tra>
Ser lfal ollereoe / oenrse
6igsoogsiomling forelegges ct 6or-
lag ol1 Sroningcn al Sen grpnlonb=
ife @anbels bele 6orbol6.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
TO The PUBLIC.

You are respectfully invited to
visit Our store on Saturday, June
a7th, when a representative of II. J.
HEINZ COMPANY will be present
to show and discuss the Heinz "s7
varieties of good things for the
table.
Samples will be served and the
merits of these food products will be
explained.
The agitation on the subject of
purity in foods. which is attracting so
much attention at present, makes this
an occasion of particular interest to
all housewives.
Every article bearing the Heinz
label is guaranteed to he absolutely
pure, and We are authorized to refund
the price when you purchase goods
Of this brand il for any cause they
prove unsatisfactory.
Yours very truly,
&. II. PRICE,
Butcher and Grocer.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
For Exchange.

A $4,000 farm to exchange for
another Of equal value. This farm
is nine miles out Of Town, and besides
good new farm buildings there is a
new store building with a new stock
of merchandise that will be sold at
invoice price and on tta- with
mortgage back on farm for N a
splendid business stand for merchant
and doctor. Post Office in store that
pays we'll. At a cross roads in good
neighborhood. Write
W. A. Taylor,
Versailles, Mo.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
Installation Of Officers.

At the regular communication Of
Versailles Lodge, No 1T, A. +. "a.
W., Friday night, the following
officers were installed for the ensuing
year by Past Master Ross, assisted by
A. Pepper, as Marshal: Elwyn Price.
W. NJ; Jas. P. McNair, S. W.;
W. W. Kinloch, J. W.; +. p.
Yarnell. S. D.; J. W. DromgoldC
J. D.. c. N. White, S. S.; A. Pop.
per, J. s.; W. S. Gibbs, Chap, and
Geo. Decker, Tyler. As the reasur.
or and secretary elect were absent
their instalIment was postponed until
a future time. W.. NJ. Price, by
unanimous consent, cut out one meet
ing in each month during July and
August and during these months the
regular meetings will be held on the
third Friday nights. Bros. McNair,
White and Dromgold were appointed
a committee to revise the by.laws.
Next regular communication Friday
night, July 17th.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
A X, p. Smoker.

Versailles Lodge, No. 1872, X. OF
p, was on the '.skiAdoo" order last
Thursday night, AZ there we're just %
members present, but IS. the ''boys"
didn't catch on a panic was averted.
The baldheads, Knoop and Hudson;
the old men, Crewson and lnscho; the
young men, Curtis and Sam McNair,
were on hand, as their suspicious had
been aroused by Bert Lumpee o
ing part Of his restaurant over to the
dining hall, and they proved to be
well founded. Mr.. Arthur Joachimi,
Of Fl Paso, Texas, who is visiting
relatives here, a Past Chancellor
Commander of Versailles Lodge, and
a member in good standing, was a
visitor and was given an ovation by
the older members, assisted by
the younger ones, and many stories
were told Of the good times in the
long ago when Bro. Joachimi was
e. c., Of the big banquet, that
record-breaking feast OF good things,
which has since been equaled
in Versailles; Geo. Ida as q mule
trader, "Young man" Curtis as an
easy mark for the candidates while
seeking information, and in their
rehearsal time passed rapidly. Bro.
Doyle, who soon leaves for the sand
burr regions OF Kansas, was Offered
the coincidence OF the brethren, voic-
ed in an eloquent and sympathetic
speech by Van Crewson, and when tn.
founts Of sympathy had become ex'
hausted and all eyes dried, cigars, ice
cream and cake were announced read,
in the dining room, and from "a feas,
Of reason and a flow OF soul' IN,
change was quickly made. It wa
altogether a most pleasant time toI
all present, and we hope those no
present will enjoy reading about it
and determine to be on hand and &c
their share Of what is going next time
Remember that it is an axiom o
these functions that you cannot b.
admitted except you come yourself.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
For a nice, tender, juicy roast, or
call on c. n. Price, Phone 30.

For a nice, tender, juicy roast, or
steak, call on c. n. Price, Phone 30.
The Public Library In the new Odd
Fellow Building. Room 10. is open to
everybody on Tuesday forernoons from
9 until u. books can be rented at S cents
per week and there are . 6ne choice Of
books.
J. Fl. II. Baker spent the past two
weeks visiting friends in and around
Linn Creek, holding Masonic
school Of instruction for the brethren
down there, and getting away with
his full share Of fish, yellow-legged
chicken, etc.
Mrs. 5. Joyce, clarenont, N. H.,
writes: about a year ago | bought two
bottles Of Foley's Kidney Remedy. It
cured ME Of a severe case Of kidney trou.
BILE Of several years standing. II certain.
ly is a grand, good medicine. and |
heartily recommend IT,"
Sold by all druggists.
John F. Gibbs, by invitation oil
Pleasant Grove Lodge, No. 142, A.
F. & A. NJ, Of Otterville, Mo-, wen'
over Wednesday, st. Johns Day, &c
hold a public installation Of the off.
GERS Of the lodge, and deliver a
| Masonic address to the assembled
host. With pleasant weather tn,
Otervile brethren will have a pleas
ant time.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
About The CoIored Folks.

Prof. Chas. White spent Sunday and
Monday in Versailles. returning to Sc.
dalia late Monday evening.
John Miller and wife were in Bunceton
and Hoonville a few days last week.
Grand Chancellor Lloyd, Of 81. Louis,
came IN last Friday in the interest of the
X. Of Z. Lodge of this city.
Oliver Hunter and Ross Woods left
last Saturday for Windsor where they
will work for q few weeks.
Mrs. Matt Thruston came in last week
from a visit with relatives at Kansas
City.
Miss Carrie Burris wa accidently shot
while on an outing trip last Monday
afternoon. The wound il not thought to
be dangerous and last reports she was
resting easy.
Mrs. Arthur lutte Of St. Louis. arrived
last Sunday over the Rock Island aud ID
the guest Of Mrs. Fred Burris, Of this
city.
Mr.. Shelby Burris and Miss Josephine
I.etchworth were married last Sunday
evening at the home OF the bride, -
Slower. MISS I.etchwor,h is ths
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Ky fstch.
worth. Of Slower. She has been living
in Versailles for the past two years and
held in high esteem by her May friends
Mr.. Buris 10 the son Mr.. and Mn
I.Awyes Busris. Of Glensted. Their many
fsisnds wish them . happy and pros
peIous life.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
PROGRAM

Westminster Christian Endeavor,
At Presbyterian Church Sunday Evening
700 June 2Sth, 1908.
Leader, Hazel Hardy.
Song, No. los.
Prayer, Rev. Turner:
Lesson Story Is found in l Cor. 2. LILO
Mr.. Stcvey.
Song. No. -.
Life Story of Henry Martyr. Mrs.
Well.
Roli call with scripture quotations.
Song ii.
few passages hearing on the topic.
Nellie Dtcy. Buelah Kidweli. Ina Kin.
lock. Irwin Young.
Song No. 8.
8enndictiOn.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25

We have Out first car Of ice now.
When In need Of ice let US know.
&. II. MASON,
Everything Clean.
Chas. NJ. hughes, son, Of J.
Hughes, had the misfortune OF falling
off his donkey Tuesday Of las. week.
breaking his right arm. DR.. Gum
set the broken arm, and Charles is
getting along all right.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
Don't Be Too Certain

About your stomach and bowels.
This is the time of year when they
are most likely to give you trouble,
and lots of it. A few doses of
Stomach and Bowl Regulating Tonic
and Blood Purifier just now, will aid
the system in resisting sick and sour
stomach, vomiting, diarrhoea, chol-
era morbus, and the like. Good for
old and young.
A $I.OO Bottle for 80 cents
At DR.. Bolcs' Drug Store.
Sample doses free tor the asking.
Program.
L. r. l..
Al Presbyterian Church Sunday 2 30
p. III june 2sth.
Song by School
Prayer by Supt.
Song by school
Reading by Lucy Kelley
Recitation by Myrtle Handy
Roll call and reading minutes
Lesson
Solo. IIaz,e Hardy
Duet. Mildred Handy and Mari,
Long
B%enediction
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
Charged With Felonious Assault

Armer Caldwell had his preliminary
examination Tuesday before Squire
Clifton on the charge Of feloniously
assaulting Jas. NJ. BONNIE on June
9Th, by shooting at the said BONNIE
twice, and attempting to get the third
shot, apparently determined to bring
down his game. He was bound over
to circuit court under $500 bond,
which he gave.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
Teachers Examination.

Teachers examination will b. held at
Versailles June 20 and ~, l9UB. Subjects
will be given in the following order.
FRIDAY JvNg 70.
Geography Grammar
Algebra Orthogr ,phy
Language Arithmetic
Literature.
SATURDAY.. JuNE. 81,
Reading Civil Cover iuiene
y. S. History Science
Physiology Pedagogy
Advanced History.
WkAy WIT EN-.
om'r.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
Tho Glorious Fourth

viii be duly celebrated at the
Alum Well Park by the Sunday
schools OF Versailles, assisted by the
older folks, and promises to be safe,
sane and entertaining. We are
promised full particulars for next
issue.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
Candidate Cards.

Neatly and promptly printed at
the REPUBLICAN, Office and at reason
able rates. Cali and see us when
ready. 600 for $3.50; 1000 tor
$3.50.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1908-06-25
You Should kaow This.

Foley's Kidney Remedy will cure any
case Of kidney or bladder trouble that is
not beyond the reach Of medicine No
medicine can do ifsore.
Sold by all druggists.