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The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-03-26
Unequaled as a Cure for Group

"Besides being an excellent remedy
for colds and throat troubles, Cham ber-
lain's Cough Remedy is unequalei as a
cure for Group says Harry Wilson, of
Waynetown, Ind. When given as soon
as the croupy cough appears, this rem
edy will prevent the attack. It is used
successfully in many thousands of
homes. For sale .by Tiss & McMorran.
FOR SALEINice house and two lots
on south side, cheap. Inquire of Carl
Kirkpatrick.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-03-26
Rapid Rise.


''Pa," said Mrs. Hardapple as she
opened the letter, ''the man who ran
over our old cripp ed COW with his au-
tomobile wants t.. know how much she
was WORTH
'Tell him about &c." drawled Hiram
Hardapple. LET me see, it was that
poor village doctor, wasn't it?'
mo, Hiram; it was city Teller"
'Was, Ell? Well, by heck, tell him
she was first class critter and worth
every cent of $50"
"And, come to think of it, Hiram,
his automobile was almost as long as
steamboat, with glass windows, six
lights and horn that you could hear
five miles,
"What? Then write and tell him the
cow he killed was genuine imported
prize winning Holstein and worth
$500, and if he doesn't settle up every
cent in cash I'll put the law on him.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-03-26
Toast Water

For very sick people toast water IL =
nourishing, palatable drink. Put sew
eral pieces of cold crisp toast in a
thick pitcher, pour boiling hot water
over it, cover the pitcher to keep in the
steam, and after it has soaked for If
teen minutes strain off the hot water,
which contains the nourishing essence
of the bread. 1t can be kept in cool
place until the next time to reheat it.
Pittsburg Press.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-03-26

1t coaxes back that we'll, feeling
healthy look, puts the sap of life in your
system, protects you from disease Hol-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea has no
equal as a spring tonic for the whole
family. 35c, Tea or Tablets. Adam 8
Pharmacy
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-03-26

Wife--Oh, William, why are you 80
late? 1 have been so frightened.
William (who has been to his club
'Portant bisnjsh, m'dear.
Wife-Wouldn't it keep till tomor-
row?
William-No, love, not after corksh
drawn.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30

SALESMAN-EXperienced in any line to sell general trade in Arizona. An uneXcelled speciality. proposition. Commissions with S35OO weekly advance for expenses. The Contin- ental Jewelry, O., Cleveland, Ohio.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30
SITUATIONS WANTED.

WANTED-By woman cook, ranch or camp for men, 321 E. Jefferson, Room 1.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30

FOR SALE-New 22 Savage repeating rifle. Latest hammerless pattern. Shoots short long or long rifle cart ridges. Fourteen dollar gun, will sell for ten dollars. 52O N. 4th St. Call Sunday.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30

STENOGRAPHERS. AND BOOK KEEPERS WANTED by U. $. Gov ernment. Examinations here soon. Demand exceeds supply. High sal aries. Permanent positions. Write for free Booklet F. E. Washington Civil Service School, Washington, D. C
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30
experienced salesman

experienced salesman for Arizona. Must be of good repute industrious and have sufficient money to travel the state continu- ously for first 30 days. Commissions promptly paid. Splendid income as sured. Yearly contract. To secure consideration enclose references from firms of standing. Bona fide offer. The WilliamsonH Haffner Co., Denver Colorado.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30

pHonoSrdpn, prOnOunclng records all complete. E. R. Redewin, 224 w. Wash. St
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30

MY GOODS ARE RE- PEATERS-Nearly every family buys. They surely please and get the money. For free samples and particulars, write Sayman 2204, Franklin Ave, St Louis, Mo.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-Comitator cap off of motor cycle Finder please return to -Ari Zona Motor Co. STRAYED-One roan mare, slit in left ear. Return to A. H. Davidson, blacksmith. Reward. LOST-A horse boot, return to Gold berg's Store.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30

FOR SALE-Surry, runabout and top buggy and driving horse. Ensign Stable.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30
FOB SALE.


 AUCTION-Tuesday September 1st, Mrs. w. J. Schorgl will sell at her residence, 719 w. Madison St, the contents of her seven -roOmcd home, consisting in part of Emerson piano, bookcase and books, desk, parlor tables and stands, rockers, chairs, couch, rack, five dressers. five com modes, oak bed room suite, three iron beds, one of which cost $50.O0, cots, 5-4 beds, springs, mattresses, wardrobes, side board, dining table. chairs, refrigerator two cabinet ta bles, steel range as good as new, cooking utensils, dishes, cupboard. yard tools and other numerous ar ticles. Sale starts at 1:30 D. m. Mrs. w. J. Schorgl, owner; Ham, mODd, auctioneer.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30

MRS. ELLIE WAKE-HaIr dresser, 39 E. Adams street Phone Red 72. MRS. ELIZA A. EDWARDS-Exper- fenced card reader. Sees past. pres ent and future. Ladies, 25c; gentlemen 50 cents. 223 Buchanan St.. corner Third PICTURE FRAMES made to order, all sizes and kinds at Balke's Big Curio Store.
 COME TO US when you want a trunk roped and hauled. Only 25c. AL ways on time. Lightning Delivery and Storage Go.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30

WANTED-Womanf for general house.
 work. Apply 325 West Jefferson St
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30
HELP WANTED.

CHANCES-Make big mOney-500 per cent on your invest ment. We have 300 different kinds of coin operated machines selling from $10 up. All big money makers. Write for particulars. Mills Novelty O., Chicago.
 clerks and carriers wanted Examination will be held in Phoenix and many other cities in November Particulars free. Wash ington Civil Service School, Dept. 447, Washington, D. c.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30
MISCELLANEOUS.

FOR EXCHANGE-S20 900 worth in- come property, close to Los Angeles. Cal, for good orange grove, ranch or grain land. What have you. w. P. Cooper, Phoenix, Arizona, Box 5S6. WANTED-To rent furnished cottage or rooms, modern, brick or adobe preferred. Shade, close in, near car two healthy adults: references; give price and description. J M. Mott, ''The Hargrave" Los Angeles. CITY POULTRY YARD will move too r and Grand Ayes, Sept first on account of more room. Want 2000 hens at once, will pay highest mar ket price. Phone Red III, J. B. Heynes, Manager
 CITY POULTRY YARD-Wholesole and retail dealer in all kinds of poultry, r and Grand Ayes, Phone Red HI. Prompt delivery. WANT CARPENTERING and jobbing work, furniture repairing. painting. Terms moderate, 731 E. Van Buren sEeet.
 AUTO WANTED-I will trade i'm proved land for standard auto, give name, year made, and condition, with price in first letter. Address A. B. C., care Republican. THE NORDRACH dining rooms, 42 $. 2nd Ave, will reopen Sept 1st. Meals 25c. Home cooking. Mrs. M. J. Dobbs.
 PLAIN SEWING and children's clothes done at home. W. w. this office. - FURNISHED ROOM with bath wanted. Address P. care Republi- can.
 FOR EXCHANGE-Tw Two-story ' room house and lot at Springfield, Ills. Lot 6Ox165 located at 1510 South 9th St. Fine lawns, fruit and shade trees. Cement walks, grape arbor, >wall and cistern, in the finest residence section of the city Will exchange for improved or unimproved property in the vii cinity of Tempe. Adress Chas. H. Adams, Bisbee, Ariz., Box 752. NOW READY-TO take orders for Brown leghorn chicks. I also have roup cure which I guarantee. Mrs. J. C. Jackson, 1-2 mile south East Lake park. Tel. Rural 1S1. MADAME CONNIE, fortune teller, 23S Second Ave, corner Van Buren. WANTED-Poultry at The Phoenix Poultry Yard, South 7th Ave. Tele- phone Main 322.
 PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER, typewrit- ing, copying, notary public. See Miss Steinemann in the office of Eugene Brady O'Neill. O'NeiIl building. YOU. GAN sleep cool-roof sleeping rooms; eat well-honle cooking, spe- cial summer rates, at the Woodford.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30
STABLE AND CORRAL.

STAR LIVERY feed and sale stable,
 22S E. Adams: also pasture for 20 head of horses.
Arizona republican., 1908-08-30

FOR SALE-All kinds of household furniture, cheap. Inquire 719 West Madison.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
OREGON, AND THE FLEET.

Oregon has had all OF the Ameri-
can feet she is going to get, save the
visit of the torpedo hotilla to Port
land during the coming Rose Festival
Astoria and the lower Columbia towns
saw the great armada out on the high
and near seas; Yaquina saw the smoke
of it on the western horizon; Portland
has seen nothing OF it, And once
again, Portland is to blame for the
hzzle. Just as she was to blame for
the revocation OF the order from
Washington directing the Philippine
transports to disembark the American
troups at Astoria and having it done
at San Francisco, simply because the
ships were not ordered to Portland.
If Portland had been disposed to
compromise upon the untoward con-
ditions besetting the up-river voyage
of the feet from here, and had been
willing to have the ships come in
here where they could have lain in
safety and order and to have sent her
thousands OF people down, and so
have done clever thing for the
whole State and for the second city
in the State, she could have saved
her face and the people at large would
have been pleased and benefited. Her
old niggardly policy of Portland, or
to the Devil with it" has once more
wrought sore discontinue for good
old town up the second river from
here; and it will continue its work of
defeat and vexation so long as she
adheres to it; and she is not showing
any signs OF abandoning it. All this,
Of course, upon the presumption that
the fleet could have crossed the CO.
lumbia bar with perfect security; a
matter that rested absolutely in the
hands of the Secretary of the Navy,
who may pardoned if he has erred on
the side of safety for the hundreds Of
millions OF property that might have
been endangered had it been detected
to these waters.
Be that as it may, it is time Port
land was waking to the proposition
that Astoria might be made immense
ly serviceable to the metropolis if the
metropolis could bring itslf to real
ize the advantages Of a support such
as this 1t pays to have a friendly
neighbor at crisis like the one just
passed.. j ~
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
COUNTING THE COST.

1t is immeasurably to the advant-
age OF man or community to count
the cost Of public or private act
before its commission than after it is
performed. 1t saves money, time, in
terest and subsequent values Of all
sorts and strengthens the hands OF
the doer against surprises and disap-
pointment and false positions Of var
ious kinds; and stamps the man or
people who take the precaution, al
once, as possessed of the real spirit
of business. This rule is peculiarly
applicable to municipal affairs, and
the Common Council of Astoria and
its committees, have recently demon
strated their appreciable sense of the
quality, in the revision they have made
the gas-main franchise.
1t is no reflection upon the gentle
men who happen to represent this
enterprise that this review and re-
vision Of the original ordinance has
been taken, but it is decidedly to the
credit of the municipal trustees; and
will be better appreciated by the peo-
pie at large, if, in the days to come
the property and franchise in question
shall pass into hands less regardful
of the popular rights than the present
holders. Count the cost first, before
it accrues at pace and limit never
dreamed of; and the losses innuring
may be the easier borne.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
LUSCIOUS LUNCHEON.
National Retail Grocers Association
to Meet in Portland.

PORTLAND, May 2l-The Ore
gon delegation to the National Retail
Grocers' Association just adjourned
at Boston won a signal victory in
securing the 1909 convention for
Portland When one considers that
the retail grocers are more numerous
than any other class OF business men,
it gives an idea OF the immense au-
dience of merchants throughout this
country who will be interested in hear
ing from Oregon during the next Il
months.
The Portland Commercial Club
moves today into its magnificent new
home, probably the largest building
of its kind owned by any popular
commercial body anywhere. The first
luncheon was made the occasion OF
honoring Oregon products.
In addition to this the furniture and
fixtures are Oregon-made.
The Hood River Commercial Club,
through its officers, is asking the CO.
operation of the commercial bodies Of
the State in favoring the establish
ment OF Hood River county.
The Los Angeles bureau OF the
Portland Commercial Club, under the
management OF Mrs. Frances Head
lee, gives a lecture to an average Of
200 people every morning at ll:3O. In
addition to this, Mrs. Headlee has
spoken before large gatherings, and
especially before social bodies in the
evening. She was recently the guest
of the Ohio Society OF Southern Cali
fornia-her address, Of course, tells
the glories OF Oregon. Her daily re-
ports show a great interest in this
State, and that a large percentage Of
travel back East will return by way of
Oregon.
The Oregon Development League is
circulating 10000 copies Of 4-page
dairy and stock bulletin. 1t contains
effective illustration and text, COM
prehensive story Of live stock, dairy
and poultry realities as well as some
idea Of the future possibilities Of this
greatest Of all dairy sections. The
Portland Country Club and Live
Stock Association and the location Of
the great packing plants are import
ant features, 1t is easy to see that
almost untold wealth will accrue to
the State through the development Of
this marvellous branch of its growth,
Oregon's advertising has reached
every quarter of the civilized world.
Late letters have been received by
the Oregon Development League from
Austria and New South Wales, Aus
tralia.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
THE MASTERPIECE.
Il Is Produced on tho Average at the
Age Of Fifty.

Il Is Produced on tho Average at The
Ago Of Fifty.
The "Sumnum bonum" OF man,
me. who shall say when or what II Ii
In any given ease? II becomes almost
a work OF .upercrsyatlon to attempt to
designate any single act or perform.
ance as the one most valuable In an,
mans career Reduced to the ultl.
mate. It becomes. after all. only the
expression Of an individual opinion,
save In those striking instances In
which by general consent a certain
achievement is recognized as the mans
greatest work. No one would deny
| that In Paradise Lost" Milton attained
the highest expression OF his mentality,
that Wellington achieved his greatest
fame when he won the field OF Water.
loo. that Bacon's "Novum 0rganum" Is
his greatest accomplishment and that
Don QulSotc" exceeds anything else
that Cervantes ever did. In other life
records one act may appear equal TO
another at different stages In the mans
development. or to one observer the In.
fiuence OF one deed may far outweigh
that OF another. and contrarlwlse. This
difficulty has been exceedingly hard to
overcome and without any attempt at
dogmatlsm. but with the earnest desire
to ascertain the truth as far rs may
be possible. has the decision been made
In the disputable records.
Having been arranged In this man.
ner, the records give an average age
Of fifty for the performance Of the
masterwork For the workers the nv.
erage age Is fort-.seyea and for the
thinkers ifty-two, Chemists and physi.
clsts average the youngest at forty-one;
dramatsts and playwrights. poets and
inventors follow at forty.four; novel
lists give an average of forty.slx. ex.
plorers and warriors forty-seven, mu-
steal composers and actors forty eight.
artists and diylnes occupy the position
Of equilibrium at fifty. essaylsts and
reformers stand at fifty.one, physicians
and surgeons line up with the states.
men at fifty.two. philosophers give an
average OF fifty-four, astronomers and
mathematicans, satirlsts and humor-
lists reach ffty-slx. historians fifty
seven and naturallsts and jurists fifty.
eight As may be noted. there is re.
arrangement OF the order at this time,
but the thinkers, as before and as
would naturally be expected, attain
their full maturity at later period
than the workers.
The corollary Is evident. Provided
health and optimism remain, the man
Of fifty can command success as read
fly as the man Of thirty. Health plus
optimism read the secret Of success;
the one God given, the other Unborn
Also but capable Of cultivation to the
point Of lenthusiasm.-W A. Newman
Dorland In Century.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

ters on II are very dark. passersby
seldom give II any notice.
''If out OF n dozen New Workers who
have lived nearly all their lives within
a stones throw Of this monument only
one knew that General Worth fought
In the Mexican war and mono knew
that his body lies under the monument.
how few OF the millions who pass by
It every year ever heard OF the gen.
erals name?"
That was the remark the ex.inspector
made to the group OF New Yorkers
after they had read the slab. - New
York Sun.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
GENERAL WORTH.
t'is Monument In New York and Why
II Is There.

Il
Everybody who lives In New YORK.
knows or ought 70 know by this time
where the Worth monument Is, but
how many know what It's all about"
said New Yorker to a group OF
friends who We're standing In front OF
the monument in Madison square.
II should say" he went on, that
more persons pass by here every day
than by any other spot In Manhattan.
excepting Nassau and Frankfort
streets, yet I'll wager that most Of you
do not know who Worth was"
"Poohw remarked the only nou-New
Yorker in the group, who had JUST
come down from Albany and hadn't
been In Madison square but once be-
fore in his life. Worth was with
Pope in the Army of the Potomac ana
was killed when he was with Sherman
in the march through Georgia"
"oh, you're way off there, john" In
terrupted another. Il can see near the
base In biz bronze letters:
"By tho Corporation
OF the
City Of New York,
1857
Honor the Brave"
The year 1857 settled the Army Of
the Potomac and marching through
Georgia guess.
One of the onlookers has been a guest
Of nearby hotel for several years.
He knew 1t all-at least he thought he
did.
THAT monument" he said. was
erected TO the memory Of General
Worth. who won great fame with Scott
during our war with Mexico. Am
right?"
Right you are" said the onlooker
who had started the talk. but" he con-
tinued, why did the city Of New York
take such a special interest in his men,
DRY as 10 build that monument In his
honor?"
That's easy" was the reply of the
ancient guest of the nearby hotel. 1T
was because Worth was born In this
city and the city was proud of him
as one of her distinguished sons"
About this time along strolled tall
man who was apparently acquainted
with the onlookers and had heard the
last question and the answer. There
was broad grin on his face. He was
a former inspector Of police.
He put in question or two, and In
answering not one of the group could
tell whether Worth was killed In bat
tie or where he was buried. But all
agreed that he was born in New York
city.
Just come over to the monument
and take look at the north side slab
and get posted" said the ex-inspector.
And the group went with him. This Is
what they read on the slab, and they
all afterward acknowledged that then
and there they had read II for the first
time in their lives:
Under this Monument
Lies the Body OF
WILLIAM JENKINS WORTH,
Born in Hudson. N. Y,
March !, 1874.
Died In Texas
May 7, 1s49.
The fact is that not one person in |
ten thousand In crossing to or from
Fifth avenue to Broadway takes the
Twenty-ffth street crossing on the |
monument side, and therefore few per-
sons other than tourists ever stop to
read what IS on the slab 1t so hap
pens, too, that the sunlight seldom |,
touches that side Of the monument. |
Moreover as the slab and bronze let |
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
EDITORIAL SALAD s...l

Iowa papers say the 2-cent pas
sengcr rate in that state has increased
railroad profits 1t is best to give the
balance sheets chance before open
ING a conhScation account,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

Cuba has three parties, and each
prefers government by the United
States TO the success of the other
two. In spite OF the most benevolent
intentions Uncle Sam appears to have
a bear by the tail in his Cuban ex-
periences.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

One of the heayierthan,air flying
machines has been making series OF
successful flights on the coast OF
North Carolina. Sailors especially
will be delighted to hear that stormy
old Hatteras has been circumvented
at last.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

Senator Teller is another OF the
enemies of government forest re-
serves. The state he halls from has
too few trees, not too many, and the
majority OF its citizens will stick TO
this view OF the case,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

The boys on the big fleet have had
another rare experience. They know
now what it is to pass river and
harbor with thousands OF Americans
standing on the shores and sur
rounding hills to share in the wei
come as they passed by.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

1t is proper that the sunshine and
prosperity" movement should have
its headquarters in Astoria, Politi-
cially, commercially and socially AS
toria is the spotlight of the universe.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

On two successive days came the
signing Of the arbitration treaty with
Japan and the reception of the feet
at San Francisco. Peace continues
to add to its victorious renown.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

Would you give twenty five cents to
stop your coughF Then get bottle
of Kemp's Balsam "1d you will have
enough for the whole family. It costs
druggists 26c.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

Entered as second-class matter July
80. 1906, at the postoffice at Astoria,
Oregon. under the act of Congress OF
March 8, 1879.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22

" Orders for the delivering OF The
Morning Astorian to either residence
or place of business may be made by
postal card or through telephone. Any
Wregularity in delivery should be i'm,
mediately reported to the office OF
publication.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
THE MORNING
ASTORIAN
Established 1873.

Published Daily Except Monday by
THE ]. S. DELLINGER co.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1908-05-22
COFFEE

The world is full of
anonymous coffee "Java
and Mocha"
Who returns your
money if you don't like
EN-?
Your grocer returns your money 4 you doa1
like Schllings Best; we pay him,
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Oregon, Washington and Idaho :
Cloudy with probably showers.
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