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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-05-28

drive. Yes, you bet, P. II. knows a
good horse when be sees one. You
cannot fool him. OF course be has
had quite an experience with horses.
The Grange hail was packed to its
full capacity on Saturday night of
last week and all enjoyed the pro-
gram, which went off IN 'Irst class
style Let us have more good enter
tainment4 for the young people.
". G. Adams is putting up quite a
neat woven wire fence on the front ot
his land facing the Rockford avenue
and when completed will be quite an
improvement.
Charley Wallace Ia tu y every day
hauling wood pipe; In fact. SO busy
that he feels AZ though he must do a
liltte to improve bis land on Sunday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-05-28
BARRETT.

Ihe party who took the roll of but
ter out of of Will Nichols letter box
will be wise IL they enclose the price
of the butter In an envelope and
quietly put it in ". Nichols box
This will save trouble, as the party
is known. VIII say that 1t is an
oftense against the federal law and
also penitentiary offense.
Ed Watts has been plastering a
new house fer I. Vanausdale, 80 now
Tom and wife will have very CON-
Portable house.
A. Tucker was up from Portland at
tending to business on his ranch,
which Is part of the old Barrett farm.
. p. II. Martin bought a spanking
little driving horse for the wife to
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-05-28

For burn or IA scald apply Chamber
lain's Salve. 1t will allay the pain al
most instantly and quickly heal the in
jurad parts. For sale by keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-05-28

Insist upon DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. 1t is especially good for piles.
Sold by Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-05-28
MOSIER
Lands

IN large or small tracts. Some very good
land at low prices at present Good
growing community. Six miles east of
Hood Eiver. Also homestead> and re.
linquishments. Parties wishing to buy
will do well to writ or see
GEO. CHAMBERLAIN
Mnsier. Oregon
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-05-28

O, the years of horror and bloodshed
While the mothers tears fell like
rain,
And shadow rested on each hearth,
Ere the boys came back again.
Back to grateful country,
They gave unto her hand,
Though torn and fent and stained
with blood
An undivided land.
Trimmed we're the ranks by the thous-
ands,
Thousands who fell in the fray
To save for their children's children
This glorious land of today.
Honor we still the heroes.
Who died for cause so true;
AS year by year we strew these flowers,
The red, the white and tho blue.
And honor to those whu are with us,
Feeble and old and grey.
Doff hats salute with reverance.
Whenever they pass your way.
Along each comrades pathway,
Scatter the flowers "good cheer, 7"
For soon, too soon, in tairer cline,
Each soldier will answer, "here. p"
lime, with its healing touches,
Has softened each war rent heart
The blue and the grey are friends to-
day,
AS brothers they meet and part.
Far away in the sunny southland.
Under soft, green mounds today,
Peacefully resting, side by side,
Lie the blue and the grey.
Mary r. Stafford.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-05-28
MOSIER.

Anna Haaokee, who has been attend
ing school In Vancouver, WASH, re-
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-05-28

Kidney complaint kills more people
than any other disease. This is due to
the disease being So insidious that il
gets good hold ON the system before it
is recognized. Foley's Kidney Cure
will prevent the development of fatal
diseases il taken in time. Clarke Drug
Co
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-05-28
In 1893.

First Aeronaut-Was your flight q
success?
Second Aelonaut You bet. Why,
we rose as high as half way to the
top of the Warbler building.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19
4 Good Joke on Biga and Sam

Hen Weathersby played a purity good
joke on Bige Barrier and sam SIade 10th
er night They both sit there a talkin er-
bout how menney games Of checkers they
had won when Hen suggested they play a
friendly game. Bige Sid hts head was ack-
IN him some but he would play one game.
Sam said he didn't have his sleeIZs with
him and twant no use to play like q
blind man. Hen rigged them a little.
and after q spell they agreed to play
one game for the segars. Unbeknownst
20 Bige and Sam, Hen had glued a
checker on the king row or each side OF
the board and had the checkers set out
on the board reddy TO play. Bige moved
his men purity fast and finally placed one
man SOS Sam would haftO jump and
then Bige he was agOin to take three OF
Sans men. Sam seed whot Bige was
up to and as he went 70 jump anuther
way he took hoidt OF the glued checker
and lifted the whole board often there
laps spillin the checkers all over the floor.
The way Bige swore was something orfuI
TO lissen to, and worse to print in a first
class newspaper like the Bugle. until Hen
stOpt laffin and showed Bige both check
ers glued on the board When Bise and
sam cooled down they both shuk hands
and Hen he treated all hands 10 a chew
OF terbacko and sed the joke was worth
II
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19

each other. They give one look at the
perfesser and suuk often the stage fast
as they could leg il. Then Seth, he took
a seat IN the front row and the perfessor
ast Seth TO come up onto the stage agane.
Seth shuk his head and sed, NO. stree.
not for So" "Oh. YES YOU viii, sed the
perfessor, and he looked al Seth right
IN the eye and snapped his finger and
Seth !umpt clean onto the stage and fol
Tered the pointed finger au around over
chairs, tables and so forth Then TIE
perfessoF made gil four OF them sing
different songs at the same time, wich
made everybuddy laf TIL they was tired.
Mrs. Lem Brown and Miss Phoebe
HlldeTbTand sit together end thot the
whole performance was a set up Job and
at inteTmishiOn asst the perfessor Il be
ever had emmy lady subjeckts and The
perfessOr said yes and he would Ike
10 nave them come up on the stage. The
perfessor said he would guarantee not
10 hurt them and the show was just
for fun and he would feel proud 10 have
two Mise looking ladies' help him give
q first class performance. With that
Mrs Brown and Phoebe went up onto
the stage and received TREMENDOUS ap-
plaUse. The perfessOr ast them 70 look
him right IN the eye while he rubbed
their faces and eyebrows. Then the per-
lessor he snapped MS fingers ana told
them they had a awful warsh 10 do and
they set TO work wsrshing over the backs
OF two chairs and they was turrible blzZy
for a spell Then the perfessor took Dea-
con Andrews and Bill Hepburn and told
them they Ort to be ashamed Of their
selves 20 let ladies work so hard and
for them TO do the Narshing. So the
Deacon and III done the warshing and
the ladies hanged the clothes. The per
fessor led the Deacon TO Mrs Brown
and Bill TO Phoebe and made them jine
hands and told them how they al loved
each other. The Deacon put his arm
around Mrs. Brown ana BIZ sit down
beside Phoebe and told her she was the
only Womman ne ever loved. Mrs. An
drews and MRS Hepburn started down
the lie immejit and il the perfessor had
Mt snapped his finger right off it would
take two Bugles TO print all whot might
have happened. The perfessOr explained
agane II was all done in fun and the
subiecks didn't know whot they was do
in and hoped nobuddy would feel Of
Tended.
After putin Bud Hinckley and Hank
DeWberry through e course OF sprouts
wlch we have not got time to tell er-
bout, the perfessor concluded the show
by thankin all present for their atten-
tion and sed he would come agene
sometime
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19
Births

This has been q turrible bizzy week
for the stork in Bingville and 1t fills US
with crate JOY to say so.
On Tuesday a boy was born TO AIr and
Mrs Theophilus Stebbins, who lives over
Pea Ridge way a mile from the main road
north OF Bingville. Doe. Livermore Of
flshiated and brought the child into the
world successful Doc. also treated The
Ophiluses' horse for collie during his visit
and managed to get enuff outen both jobs
to have meat on the table twise week
for quite a spell TO come.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dave wilkins also Of
Bingville. added girl to our populashion.
As they have six other girls Dave and
his wife didn't enthuse over the latest
one as much as they expected to and
Wisht she was a boy; but if is ali over
now and they might as well try to make
the best of Il insted OF repining. Doc
Livermore also ofishiated at this func-
shion.
Then Just as we go to press we learn
that Doc has been called TO the home of
Ike WitherspOOn to assist in givin birth
to a child whose sex we do not know,
being as It hadn't been borned at last ac-
counts. We are sorry for this, but It
aint our fault
/ We like to hear Of these births. It not
only adds to the populasbion of BingvilIe
but It also gives Doc. Livermore steady
work as a physician; helps Hen Wealth
ersby sell verbs and dry goods: helps
sell more Bugles: helps sell more postage
cards at the P. O.; and helps boom the
town generally Subscribe for the BugIe
and keep posted on what your neighbors
are doing
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19
Pea Ridge ?. 0.

Anthony Keeper has got a new pair OF
pants and a sprained. ankeL They fit aw-
ful Mise
R0nsy Adams caught his Whiskers in
his wife's clothes ringer while helpin his
wife do a too weeks warsh last Monday
A NJ
Elphonso Cummlns, more familiar
knowd as "Elufant," had his boots half
sold tother day Elufant IS very hard
on soles, sometimes wearing out ? or
pairs in one winter
Peter Hines gave his twins a awful
trouncin for hidin in the hay NOW and
peltin eggs at him one day recent. Pete
said he liked a joke as well as any one
but he aint no target for stale Jokes.
Mrs. Alvira Johnson states that Eras.
mus Lukins received 2 letters and a post
age card at the p o. yesterday. Who
can beet that for mail in this nayber-
hood?
Jasper Hawkins. who flt in the sivjl
war, loadened up his old muskit and
fred II of yesterday, maxim a loud ex-
plode and knockin him OF his feet up
agin his COW shed with considerable foFee.
Jasper calkiiates ne put in a little mite
too much powder or fred the blamed
thing of too quick. JUPITER
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19

human speshialist, and never paid Doc
a cent or enuything on acct. and how
can you expcckt Snide to pay for a
newspaper when he won't pay for per
fesshional services, the blamed dedhed
Amri Hines owes US s. Amri argys
that Il is only $3.50, bein as he sold US
a bari Of pertaters Tor so cts. on acct
wich is true, but haff the pertaters was
small and rotten and wasn't fl 10 feed
pig and it took most Of our time to
home to square ourself with our fam
ily for bein Skined by cheap skate
like Amri. and We calkilate them bari
OF pertaters don't count Sine Watkins
alsosowes us a 81, bat he went and dide
last fall, so well haff to let that go we
reckon
They is a good menny others who
owes Us various ANTS, but whose names
it is impossible 10 print owing to lack
of space We may print them later un-
less they drop around and pay US soon.
Subscribe for the Bugle, and pay for
It when you subscribe
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19
Country Correspondence
FLINCHvILLE.

Jeremy Hooker drove TO the Co. seat
last week and come home with a keg OF
nails and other groceries. Jeremy had a
awful load and done well 20 get home
with Il safe
Miss Lucinda Watkins caught cold re-
Gently and now she has a gImboi in ner
mouth and chilbiains OF her feet. Ny
goodness. but we'd hate 70 be Lucinda
Mrs. Ransom Taylor announces that
she IS going to paint her house next
spring She ollus announces this every
winter It has needed painting for the
last nine years.
Eben Williams is talkin OF havin a
auXshion soon Eben has more truck
than he needs and less money.
Miss Rose Snyder, the bell Of Finch
Vile. entertained a party Of young peepul
last Tuesday night. Most Of them present
stayed tin all the candy was ct and a
enjoyable time was had.
The Bugle has two subscribers IN this
place at present One is in good helth
and the other hasn't got long TO stay in
our midst. LIBERTY.
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19

Being as our subscribers ollus reads
this collum the first thing after receevin
it from the P. o. TO whet up their lit
terary appetite Of his or her mind (as
the case might be-, we know Of no
better place Of ketchin the eve Of our
army of subscribers than in this collum
Of informashion and literary treats.
From week to week We have writ ar
tikels on timely topicks when they oc-
curd or as soon as We could get around
to II and ollus wrote sOmethink wether
there be anythink to rite about or not.
This week We have took up a topick
which concerns every subscriber Of the
Bugle and here it be:
On Jan. lst Of eacn year, or later, we
have made It a praCktiCe to look over
our subscripshion list to ascertain, if
possible, who owes us and how much
and to contemplate whot chance they
be of ever gittin a cent outen their
hides We are a little mite behindhand
with this work this year, being as we
have been turrible bizzy with one thing
or anuther sinst Jan. | and we didn't
git chanst to look this UP until last
week wiCh we give the results thereof
herewith towit:
Lafe Whittacre owes US $4 Lafe
sold 3 pigs TO Hans Dorflinger. the
butcher, last week for $3.50 and bor-
rowed so cents of us to make change
with. Lafe amt paid US back the so
cts or emmy think on his subscripshion
10 date Abe McCracken owes US 5000
and Abe is able TO owe it for some time
to come. He's SIGH a gosh-blamed tight
Wad that he goes to bed early so he
won't hat to burn his candle moren a
haff inch night Jabe Crum owes us
s.. Jabe sold a COW recent to Ezekiel
Snodgrass for $l4 and haff of this
amt. is ourn by rights, but by rights
don't pear to make emmy differents with
Jabe, by hen Lige Ransom owes rs
SIS, but being as Lige Is dead we have
crost It out agin him. You can't git
blud outen a turnip or a deseeced party.
We dund Lige for this Sl3 while he was
alive until We got ashamed Of ourself.
but It didn't pear to efeCkt Lige that
way Jed Sproul owes us Sl4 and a
haff and ollus will from all accounts.
Jed owes Sl2 on his subscripshion and
two dollars for auxshion sale bills when
his mortgage come to a head and he
skipt out Of town. Jeck Quinby owes
Sll-(dead also we are sorry to saw.
Deacon sButterworth has owed us for
nine yeers-Sl8. They amt no excuse
for the Deacon not payin becuz he's the
biggest money grabber in Bingville and
brags erbout havin over a hundred dol
lars IN the bank at the County seat It
just riles us up TO think erbout it. We
have spoken TO the Deacon kindly er-
bout this on several occashions and he
allus promist to pay up soon. Just for
curiossitty we would like to know. whot
the deacon's idee of soon" is. Snide
Petersby owes US S5 witch we never ex-
peckt TO git unless Snide goes crazy and
amt responsibull for whot he does.
Snide begin to take the paper when he
was marreed erbout two years and a
haff ago and has had two or three
children assisted into the world by Doc
Liyermores our talented dockter and
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19

it was and we VIII publish the items
without charge being as We desire %
git all the news.
Miss Milly Underwood is gettin 20 gil
q purity sweet whistler. We heard heT
whissel several times lately, and when
she Fuckers her lips UP we feel Ike slid
ing up and takin a couple OF smacks.
We haven't noticed any person sub
scribing for the Bugle lately Why is
this2
We also haven't noticed any person
paying US emmy back subscripshions late
j., neither
Hank Devberry has started in a new
business buying old hens Hank didn't
make much sueksess a selling peet an
thot he would Try foul business for a
change.
Bale Hawkins renched his back whiIs
eating supper last night He went n
stretch hisself before he ct his pie and
had his chair TO break on him and the
table tip over breaking most Of all the
dishes
Sam Withers got some glue in his hair
last fall while mendiug his furniture,
which is all Old stuff. and same has both
cred him Ike timenashion ever since
That accounts for him agolng around
with bis hair punched Up like small hay
stacks.
Lime Peters et seventeen raised bissets
for supper Thursday ev'g and says he
could have ct more. only that was al
there was. Lines q terrible good hand
for bisket
Harve Hines. our well-kn0wn tonsoriI-
ist, has added something new TO his
business HaTve has bought q pair Of
hair clippers and IS now prepared % clip
horses, dogs and humans at short nots.
Lige Green's wind mill has been out Of
order for the past two months and has
made sich a horrible noise folks IN Bing-
vile can't sleep nights Several of our
felleT citizens have spoke 10 Lige eTbOut
It and Lige sed he wouldn't darst 10 git
up there and lie II this winter. so II will
n. ------.I- - ----L----
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19
Personals

Bige Barker perdicks q early spring.
Bige ollus does about this tine every
yeer and this yeer aint no exeepshion.
Samantha Deevers is on the sicklist as
usual this week with rheumatic on one
side and a sore knee on the other, Sa-
mantha says she is able to eat anything
tho naybors bring IN. however.
Mrs. Cy Hoskins warshed her lace cur
tins last week and tore them some in one
place or anuther. Mrs. Hosiins says
she can ketch them up here and there
SOS they will look tolerbly well
Hez Underwood shaTpt Up all his table
knives recent and he and his wife have
cut their mouths orful with them. They
fergit to turn the knife the other way
till they cut theirselfs and then its too
ate.
Lime Peterson had a rinstail pee!er OF
a earache Saturday night and his wife
had heard tell that warm pitch was Jest
the checker for same and put some in
Lines ear for him. She made 1t a
leetle mite too hot and jest inside OF tw
seckonds Lime was dancing around hol-
Ierin fire and murder till the pitch cooled
off. It stopped the earsche, but Lime
can't bulge the pitch outen his ear and
says he guesses It will hafto wear out.
Mrs. Hez Andrews killed a wallopin
big rat yesterday morning. AS she went
to open the pantry door the rat started
to come out and skeercd Mrs. Andrews
so she puld the door shet on the raj
killing him quickern a cat.
Granny Slocumb has almanacks way
back to AZ and says she takes a crate
cal OF comfort IN looksn them over whe-
she's on the sicklist
Miss Sally Hoskins. our versaytiie Do
etress, purehast two handsome negiuiay
night gowns last week at the Co. seat
Mrs. Alb Skinner who does the Hoskiaes
warshing showed them 70 US and we
think they be purity scrumshious
We would take II as a crate favor II
them as have ala ennything worthy OF
comment and desire 70 have their names
in the Bugle viii come and tell Us whoi
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19
blarTiageS

Miss Lobelia Smith and Felix Hines
was united in the holy bonds OF we'd
lock last Wednesday at high noon by the
Rev. Samuel Moore, our beloved pastor
at Deacon Butterworth's house They
was agoin to be marreed at the parson-
age, but on account of Rev. Moore not
havin fire in his parler stove they went
over to the Deacon's and was spliced in
a hot comfortable room LObelia wore
her mothers weddln dress. wich looked
very nice II 1t was 3 lettie might short,
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19

and apeard very calm during the oper-
ashton. while Felix acted uneasy as a
fish OUten water and rubbed his boots
first on one leg then the tOther.
Lobelia is a nice girl. although she
never was much Of a hand 10 DO house
work So IS Felix He worked all sum
mer for Jim Mason az s. per month and
found and give satisfackshion. Mr. and
Mrs. Hines viii 90 10 housekeepin I'm
mediate in two attic rooms IN Widow
Hinckley's house till they can ra!se enu1
70 get larger quarters
The Washington herald., 1908-01-19
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Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1908-09-19


In railroad Lake Shore Michigan Southern
railway rally at nd killed and
The Short discontinued its Yellowstone spe-
The Commercial Club of Salt Lake will take I'D the matter Of
raising SoOo to entertain the national Of G. R.
Arkansas elects entire Democratic ticket
Mr. Taft will speak far Denver according
Maine goes Republican,
Bryan addresses audience estimated $4,000 persons
John E. Booth nominated for district Judge Harvey
eus RsO vas KILLED rs and thirty injured wss the Yazoo
The commission in circular issued state that poll
Denver posofce and wan others the Colds
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER u.s.
Utah Republicans meet in state convention Salt Lake
Mr. Bryan Mr. Taft of lodging the paramount
William J. Bryan delivers address in Trenton NJ J.
According to Ogdens city directory that city has popua
Charles Hughes Of New governor the
Sewer County Democrats county name
F. H. Hartman returns to New York after his trip
udge a delivers an address to the members the Ohio
Democrats of New open state con-
venton.
Seven people killed thirty injured by explosion of car
Of black powder belonging the M & T. railroad Windsor
oungers throwing lighted match into some Of te powder
Two hundred and forty Of Asat cholera reported
''f'S0"S RUSSIA w T EAz af SEPTEMBER, TO-
dhos A. Edison who on visit to Salt Lake City that
to be- made before becomes
OF practical
Lewis S chaner Of Duchess, Y
cratic candidate for governor of New York
By beating Chicago to Cleveland takes place
for the American baseball leagues pennant
Five victims die from injuries received the Missouri
powder explosion.
The will Of William Leeds who died Paris early spring.
admitted probate New York The
100000
goosepin league to be organized at the Quinn bowling
alleys this city The has become quite popular
number of the boys the who believe
will be successful should the regular bowers
fall in line IS .- ,te. =. f-lr7t +4~i. t@q"s
The L. c. M l. amateur ball team handed the Murray of
the Utah league argeized lemon last week. defeating
well played by of to 1t reported
since the victory the amateurs have all been compelled purchase
head gear.
Battling Nelson and Billy Papke have both decided
fight with This decision announced Immediately