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Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

sunday for few days.
| Miss Vera Slawson is spending her
Christmas vacation at home.
| Will Hagerman came up from
Minneapolis Wednesday night,
Sheridan Flaherty is home from the
university for the Christmas vacation
| Worth dollars-costs cents. Ell. w.
Barker's Cough Remedy. j. r. Krue-
ger.
Clarence Stenger, who has been
working in the shops at Staples,
returned home this week.
Martin Brown, of Dickenson, N. D.,
| is visiting at the home of his father
in-law, George Lineaweaver.
Now is chance to make money by
buying heating stove at discount
from the E. j. Jones Lumber Co.
Earl Ostrem came down from Minot,
N. D., this week to visit with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Ole Ostrem.
Try White Ash hard coal, burns
freely to white ash. You get more
heat and less clinkers. Price 1915.
Stone & Munro.
Do not pay long price for barbed
or woven fence wire when you can
buy at bottom prices at the Morris
City Mills.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Richards left
the first of the week for three weeks
visit with relatives at Marcus, Chero-
kee, county, Iowa.
If you are out of Hunts Perfect Ex-
tracts and Baking Powder, put them
ON your list of groceries needed now
before you forget it.
Harry Darling, who is now en-
ployed on one of the papers at Aber-
deem, S. D., came home the first of the
week for few days vacation.
Christmas services will be held in
the Norwegian Synod church on Fri
day evening, Dec. 26th, at 1880. A
special program has been prepared.
New Gold Flour makes as fine
loaf of bread as can be made from
spring wheat. Made at home, used
everywhere and sold at the right
price.
WORK WANTED-in Morris, by a
young man. 1 have a thoro know
ledge of bookkeeping. Would accept
a position as clerk. Address,
x x Tribune.
LOST-A black pocket book con-
tanning a SIS bill, some change, a receipt
for register letter, and other things.
Finder please leave at Stone & Mon
ro's and receive reward.
The Idlers Club give dance at the
armory Christmas night, and on New
Years Eve, leap year party will be
given followed on New Years night
by the annual Fireman's ball.
G. N. Frye, of Kirkhoven, has rent
ed the vacant store room in the
Spooner Brick Block, and on Wednes-
day night opened the Scenic theatre
there. A program of moving pictures
and illustrated songs is presented each
evening.
Louis Schuman returned home
Saturday from Wahpeton to spend the
Christmas vacation. Louis, who has
distinguished himself many. times as a
mat and ring artist, has added addi-
tional fame by being one of the Wah-
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

4 FOR SALE-I have one first class
Schiller piano almost new-which I
will sell cheap for cash, also one
Lewis Power washer, one quick meal
gasoline stove, one baby buggy, and
rarious other household articles.
5Jall on REV. N. E. HANNANT.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

There will be roller skating at the
Morris Gymnasium from Dec. 25th to
Wednesday, Dec. 30th. Admission
Ind skates on afternoons zoe; even
lngs, Watzke's Orchestra, admission
SOC, skates zoe. Come and try the
awo- step and waltz promenade on
collier skates.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

Paul Schlattman is home from the
university to spend the vacation.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Stowell are pack
ing their household goods and expect
to remove to Minneapolis in week.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

The Morris contingent of st. Cloud,
ncluding Miss Margaret Newell,
ithel Shepard, Odelia Loefier, Kath-
krane Gutter, Katherine Shields and
charlotte Wunsch, who are attend
slg the Normal, and Mabel Watzke,
Pho is teaching there, have returned
ONE for the holidays.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

Miss Mary Mccarthy returned Sat
urday to spend the holidays at her
home here.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

If you are out of Hunts Perfect Ex-
tracts and Baking Powder, put them
ON your list of groceries needed now
before you forget it.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

Mrs. j. Ell. Devenney returned Sat-
ufday from the cities, where she has
been visiting friends.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

Miss Mary Vinje came down from
Moorhead Thursday to spend the
holidays at home.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

Dated Morris, Mimi.
Dec. 9th, 1908.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

Miss Ruth Reeve returned the first
of the week from Visitation convent
to remain at home during the holi-
DAYS.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

On Wednesday, Henry B. Lund,
Nhas. M. Lund and James E. Lund,
roprietors of the general store here
" Morris and also of store at Detroit,
2inn,, fled a petition in bankruptcy.
8he liabilities are placed at SIS, 200
nd the assess at $4,000. John B..
olbraith, of st. Paul, was appointed
s,ceiver, and the local store is closed
nd will remain so until trustee is
opointed. James B. Ormond is the
ltorney for the petitioners.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

DR. Egan and family, of Graceville,
are spending Christmas at the home
of Mrs. p. Griffith.
Morris tribune., 1908-12-26

Christmas services will be held in
the Norwegian Synod church on Fri
day evening, Dec. 26th, at 1880. A
special program has been prepared.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
HOW WE DO LOVE TO BOAST
OF OUR MANIAS AND HOBBIES
Criminals Tell Of Their Badness, ManlaCS Of Their Madness ant
the Butterfly CuddleS Her Pet ConCeitS.

~ wOwADAYS It is not the thing to suffer in silence 1t has become dread
~ fully od-fashioned not to talks about ones self Everyone wishes to
@ ' appear interesting, lot only in his own opinion. but also in the opinions
of his neghbors. Criminals relate what It feels Ike to be bad. lunatics what it
feels like to De mad, n ordinary humanity eagerly explains, in a pessimsic
age, what 1T feels like to be sad.
Perhaps with the Dhectoire dresses will come the Diectohe habit of living
ones private life in public AT that strange epoch fathers rebuked their children.
husbands and Nive quarreed, lovers billed and coed in the open street., all of
which vas believed Ito be a return to nature, though one wonders why people
imagine it is not natural to have secrets, inc persstenty choose toforgett that
deceit isa a ole rs the Garden of Eden.
The season brings sunshine flowers butterflies and, incidentally, the butter
fly woman. Not that she does lot xst at other times also. IA never before
.weres such numbers of the genus visible together
The creature seems to huttr about as inconsequently IS the insect III re-
is as gaHy colored as elusive, as restless. She has a genius for wasting
other peoples time. and will snd a messenger ne minute with al urgent COM
mnd, only to have him followed h ext with flat contradiction o all III has
previously said. She need a number of servHors 20 wait on her., who struggle
for order in the chaos III creates rou her.
The n matter the butterfly takes seriously is dress, and her redeeming
quality is her good nature for she rarely troubles herself to be angry, except
perhaps with the maid who dresses. her hair unbecOmingly or buttons her frock
all wrong
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27

to make ourselves just that much
mora useful to our fellow creatures.
Society spends far too much time in
foolish and inane entertainment,
and far too much thought and
money upon dress to attain any
great usefulness in the world. Let
these fashionable women become
mothers of children, and not con-
tinue to be coddlers of CANNES"
Opposed to Mrs. Decker is Mrs.
Joseph B. Dibrill, of Texas, who
says:
II don't see any reason why a
m cannot combine intellectu-
atty with good dressing. 1 don't
think a woman need sit up at night
thinking of her frocks, but she
ought to dress as we'll as her in
come affords.
1.-THE sheath gown? I cannot see
any objection to it. I suppose I
shall be having one when I get
time
From Blue Grass Kentucky comes
Mrs. c. P. Barnes, with a strong in
dorement for women's clubs. Here
is what she says:
Club women have practically
made over the State of Kentucky.
Through u~nceasing efforts and a
vigorous and systematic campaign
we have obtained the largest appro-
priation for educational purposes
ever given before in Kentucky. We
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27

tons with I am a divorced wom-
an printed upon them. 1t would
simplify matters a great deal.
"Of course, there are club ome
who are divorced, but as club life is
representative of the highest stand
ards among women, I do not believe
hat divorced women should be
members.
II cannot see why divorced women
should be so easily offended. The
nation should be offended at them"
The idle rich come in for ex-
coriation by Mrs. Sarah Plat Deck
er, of Colorado, president of the
General Federation of Women's
Clubs.
BUSY women, club women, whose
minds are occupied with the serious
issues that confront us in this day
of complex economic questions, have
little time to frivol or to spend upon
their personal vanities. I believe. of
course, that woman should make
herself as attractive as possible
mentally, as we'll as in matters per-
tanning to dress-but when a woman
spends half a day planning a din
ner at which monkeys or dogs may
be the guests, and wears gowns that
would support a poor family a year,
then she Is doing a great wrong,
1--WE are given our riches-be they
mental gifts. money, beauty, talents
not to glorify ourselves with, but
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27

assembled In Boston at the
convention of the General
Federation of Women's Clubs repre-
sent about 800, 900 members of wom-
ems organizations throughout the
United States. More than LOO of
those present are regularly elected
delegates. Newark has its quota
vorce, the uses of wealth, domes-
tic economy, politics. education, So
ciety and numerous other subjects.
One of the most prominent dele
gates is Mrs. George C. Hit, of In
dianapolis, who is working for the
abolition of divorce. Here Is what
she says on the subject:
1.-THE increasing number of di-
vorces in our country Is simply APP
palling. 1t Is the greatest evil in
the land.
I'VE, as club women, have proved
what we could do in regard to pure
food legislation, and as divorce is
even a more terrible scourge to our
country than unhygienic and impure
foods, we could get as effective
legislation In that regard, I believe,
as in the other.
1T am so heartily sick of being
reproved for expressing my senti-
ments upon divorce hat / think
it would be a very good idea If
sensitive divorces wore little but
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
DUE AND DELAY IN SEWER BUILDING.

The people in the days of Noah, who did not believe a flood was impending
when the warning was given, and who made n provision for their safety, have
their counterparts today in the Passaic Valley. There never las been n cpl
denic caused by Passac pollution. and, consequently, there be any
That is their logic. why, then, g to the expense of a runk sewer? he flood
nm and drowned the doubling Thomases OF Noahs time. but 1T didn't *
tnguish the species If a epidemic should come and kill off only the doubling
Thomases of our day there would be no losto human progress; but yet the
ype would survive 1t is ineradlcable n human nature A beautiful river fouly
converted into ewer ditch a river valley filled with foul emanatons vast
property interests deprecated in value, manufacturing interests impenred
population repened-an these are oil little account to the marrow, purbhnd people
whosep petty opposition to river publication las delayed the reform for years
and already inflicted more losso m property interests along the Passaic than the
opos sewer will cost
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27

There is not the least doubt that IL the question Of woman suffrage In
this State we're left to the women themselves to decide, the great majority
would be adverse to the innovation. In the special election on constitutional
amendments held in 1891, the majority in favor of tho amendment prohibit
ing ad interim appointments "a 1926. while the majority against giving to
women merely the right to vote for public school officers vas 10149 Thou
sands of voters favored this restricted suffrage who would have opposed an
amendment giving women the right to vote in all elections, as 1T vas held
by them that the mothers of school children should hav a voce in school
government The sentiment that opposes woman suffrage acknowledges WON
ans supremacy in other spheres of life and her influence in moldng the
character of the nation. She would lose rather than gain in this influence
by participation n the ballot and would a the m time introduce in u
electoral system features that a wise prudence would avoid.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
REDUCE YOUR MEAT DIET.

This question of the price of neat OF a serious one, after all It car be
readily settled by consumers themselves. The solution is lat less meat. Ameri-
are great meat eaters We consume more meat per capita than IN other
people in the world. ad a great deaIm more than is good for u.s. Likewise, W
waste more. 1t is an old saying that a French family can live OF what a n
the art o cuisine and the economy of utilizing the nutritious properties o.. food.
Especially In hot weather should the neat diet e reduced to- he minimum. IT,
q h meat barons alege, there is a scarcity of beef on the hoof, economy of
consumption will enable the supply o ovnrake he demand, and the Iessened
srohts for the meat barons will compel them to come down in their prices
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
Czubqvon1en OF the Nation, ExaAng Motherhood,
Denounce Mlady' Panderd4g to Pet Poodes

also obtained the best pure food
law, 1 believe, that exists in any
State In the Union. These are not
idle boasts, but facts, acknowl-
that is conversant with the sub
ject."
Mrs. Charlotte Wilbur, founder of
Sorosis, in New York, upbraids the
newly welded of rich parents, who
at once go in for extravaganza.
Here is her view:
There arc a great many young
men of wealthy parents, who, upon
their marriage, are given a large
fortune with which to begin life.
They are in many instances pro-
vided with homes completely fur
nished. They are given carriages
and ever the servants trained by
their parents are given over to
smooth the way for the young pair.
ut is all a HOPELESS mistake, and
If a young man, starting life under
those conditions, really develops
into anything other than Just the
sol of a rich father, then he Is IN
usual indeed. He has no incentive
to work; his great establishment,
his horses and motors, require that
he spend much of his time in enter
tainment, and the talents he may
have are allowed to lie dormant
and the chances are that they never
develop at all"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
H o T.!

What?
Who said It was hotf
RotI
It's worsel
Maybe you'd curse
If you had tt sit down
/ this heat and write verse
About spots that are cool
And the closing of school
And what not!
Whew!-
And then summers not through
With it's FRANKS! There's Julyt
With another month, tool!
And poor overworked SUM
Must be fun!
To stand there and sizzle,
And frizzle,
The folks, n by one,
Till they're donei
Not for mine!
1t can shine
All 1t wants in those heavens divinei
What 1 want is to go
Where the sleet and the snow
And the northern winds blow
Where the icicles growi
But, no!
Haven't timel
Have to rhymei
About soft waiting breeze
And the tossing Of trees
And the splash Of h seas
Sublime!
e. DE ROY KOCH.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
A~BSENT.MINDED KINDNESS.

A believer In organized charity cites
the following as an example Of mis-
directed Observation-Disclosures:
A very benevolent but absent-minded
old gentleman, riding In his carriage one
hot July day, noticed a toad in the
dusty road gasping with the heat. In
the kindness of his heart he climbed
down, tenderly moved the poor toad
into,the shade Of his carriage. and then,
thoroughly satisfied with his good deed.
climbed up again and drove on
EVerybody's Magazine.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
eND oR u HEARST ELECTION EARcs.

The outcome of the costly farce oil the Hearst mayoralty recount in New York
is tn election OF Mayor Mcclellan by a majority reduced by tho direction of
errorsin he count Of hundreds Of thousands OF votes. Errors were found on
both sides, and III nett result is a small reduction of the official majority for Nc
ceIan. Hearstsl lawyers cover their discontinue by the plea of barotb box
stuhng but this Is al afterthought. and nobody will take n stock in it. All
the edifce of lies and nbas an demagogy built up in the personal interests of
Hearst falls fiat. And the great community of New York. which has stood ap-
prchensve of the incoming into h municipal government OF Hearst and his
ment for New York city.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27

In the opinion d. the Jew York Times the monument to Grover Cleveland
should BE erected in the city of New York. That is a mere parochhl opinion
Mr.. Cleveland ws not a native OF New York State, n he vas a resident of
New York city only for a short time, for purposes of business. But ne ws born
in New Jersey, he returned to New Jersey to spend his declining years. and he
died in New Jersey. AS well might New York have claimed George b. Nc
Cllan, whose tomb n monument are at Trenton. The proper n ftung site
for a national monument to Grover Cleveland is New Jersey soil ant the county
of cevdands birth will cheeruny yield the preference to Princeton, 10 which
MI. Cleveland was so deeply attached.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
A RUMMAGE SALE.

The women of the "U. c. NJ. A" Club
were to be entertained at Mrs. Blanks.
Each member received a card telling
her to bring with her something which
she had no use for but which was too
good to throw away. They all brought
their Observation-Disclosures
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
THE TENDER THOUGHT.

Harry is six years old PA" he
asked one day. IF I get married will I
have a wife like MAJ"
Very likely" replied his father.
And If I don't get married, will I
have to be an old bachelor like Uncle
Tom?"
Very likely"
well. pa" he said, after a ome
of deep thought, ITS a nightly tough
world for us men, amt it7"-Success.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
EoR A NATIONAL MONUMENT.

It needed only the suggestion o The Morning Star for a national monument
to Grover Cleveland to set the ball rolling. The response was instantaneous
rom all quarters have com ssurance of hearty cooperation in the movement.
Is vet there is 10 plan formulated. That will be the duty of representative mon
of the State I'M naton. And nc time will be lost A meeting of leading citizens
of the State will be caled at an early day to Institute a State monument fund.
with auxiliary funds in various sections. w e can speak for the press of the
State 1t will do Its part fully In the work. 1t will be remembered that New
Jersey mad a splendid contribution to the fund for the Mckinley monument
That. toe, vas a fund entirely apart from political partsanshp, and men IF all
parties wereg glad tt subscibet % it. New Jersey cal at least equal he fund for
tha Mckinley monuments in the amount her citizens will contribute to a national
mennorin to Grover Cleveland.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
RIVAL MENUS.

what is the matter with Bobby?"
"well, we had blackberry roll for din
ner, and he got along all right until
Dicky Smith came over and said they
had had watermelon"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
TO RID NEWARK OF VOTING MACHINES.

Special elections to determine whether the voting machine shall be used will
be held In twenty-five Of the election districts o. Newark or August Is. A mid
summer election N a single question is lot calculated to draw many people o
the polls, but there will be enough of a voteo m August Is in these districts o
demonstrate h strong opposition to the machines that exists throughout the
city and with that resut every machine should be removed from Newark before
the primary elections are held in September
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
A PICNIC In SIGHT.

Notwed-S'pose you're going to the
picnic tomorrow?
Beenwed-Not exactly going to one,
but I'll be where there Is one. I'm go
ing to stay and mind the baby while
my wife goes.
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HE WOULD HAVE TO BE.

Eddie-Do you know what I'd do II I
was awfully. awfully rich?
Maudie-No. What?
Eddie-I'd go an rent an automobile
fer half a hour an take you ridin'i
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
During 1907

The Prudential paid over
200 death claims on
policyholders who lived
in foreign countries, all
over the world. They in
sured while in this
country, and kept their
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
THE SUNS ECLIPSE TOMORROW.

The partial eclipse of the Sn tomorrow morning will be a phenomenon to
be watched for Only Der ent of the suns edge will be in eclipse in this .lat-
tude. while in Texas and Southern Florida, where the moon is directly between
the earth and the sun the rim Of the SUI will be visible all around the moons
edge making a beautiful celestial spectacle
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
MADE OVER.

HE hasn't a single idea>in his head"
Maybe h got his brains from a
secondhand dealer"
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PASS THEM UP.

'It is human nature to want what
else has got"
Eyes, unless they happen to be boils."
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e. DE ROY KOCH.
hLtghtson1e Mood
UNDOUBTEDLY.

Are automobiles SO expensive7 p
mo, but hospital fees are"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27

policies i'm force after they
left it, often going to CON-
siderable trouble to get
their premiums to the
Company. This is addi-
tional proof of how highly
policyholders regard
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-27
CONTRARY.

"That fellow Is a deadbeat."
but he Is a live one at that
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HIS IDEAL

whats the ideal wife?"
1.-THE one a man hasn't got
New-York tribune., 1908-05-25
THREE KILLED In CRASH
FIVE F4TALLF INJURED.
Forty-fre Others Hurt IN PMladel-
Dhia TrOHey Collision.

Philadelphia May 24-Three persons were in
stantly killed. at least five others were badly
injured that there is no hope for their recovery
and forty-five were seriously hurt in a collision
between trolley cars on Germantown avenue,
near Chestnut Hill suburb in the northern
section of the city. late tonight.
The only body thus far identified is that of
Mrs George D Wagner aged sixty-ive years.
of CornwelI. Penn.
The bodies of an unidentified woman about
sixty years old and an unidentified man about
forty-fve years old are in a hospital near the
scene of the accident
Forty-fve persons were taken TO the Chestnut
Hill and Germantown hospitals. each of which is
several miles from the scene of the sccidenl.
and many were taken away in automobiles by
the wealthy residents Of the exclusive Chestnut
Hill district. They were treated by private
physicians and in consequence absolute details
about the injured cannot be obtained
Among those who we're dangerously injured
were George Wagner whose wife was killed. and
Alexander Mckay, aged forty-fve years. who
has a wooden leg The artificial member was
ianmed up into his body and he cannot live. it
is said.
The accident was caused by car running
north jumping the track while going down
steep grade not far from Chestnut Hill Tho
ear swung across the southbound track and was
struck by ear on that track Both cars were
hIed with passengers.