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The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29

serve the contest through his glass
and stick around the halfmile post
until the runners pass; and if he
fears the Platte will win the highest
priced of boons, he'll laugh and
whistle up a few old reassuring tunes
and toss a big fat bumblebee in
Taft S back pantaloons.
And then there will be doings on
this none too stable earth and ev-
cry democrat will get his campaign
dollars worth; the Hisgeus, Debs,
and all of that inconsequential Try,
will duck into the weeds and watch
the big event go by, and the Taft
men, looking on the while the fire
works pop and sizz, will hold on
tightly and enquire Which cloud Of
dust is his?a
The touch of the Fall will make the
ripe
And falling acorn thud,
Aud the erawfish will throw up his
tail
And burrow in the mud;
The dread mosquito will depart
From this terrestrial scene,
But he'll die, as we'll becomes the
brave
With his face ag ainst the screen.
And then the falI-enlivened colt
will frolic on the hill, and the rail
roads will return the folks they
found too tough to kill; the fat and
idle plutocrat will close his summer
place and the candidate will mount
the stump and run off at the face.
After the 23d, September will be
under the influence of Libra, the
seventh sign of the zodiac. The sign
of Libra represents a pair of scales
held in the claws of scorpion. 1t
is of Chaldean origin. and is suppos-
to mean that about the 23d is where
the ice man gets stung himself
People born under Libra are in
capable of pretense; the women he v
er kiss women they hate, and the
men play wretched game of poker
Libra people also have no ear for
music, and generally play some par
| ticularly loud instrument in the viii
lage band
The swallow will desert the cave,
! And start the movem ent soutb.
And the farmer prime himself to spit
7 through early autumn's drouth.
| The pumpkins will grow long and
gaunt,
With dragging on the vine,
And the time shall come for old
John d. to get in line
And pay his months installmemu on
That thirty million fine.
Well hear a horse-laugh that will
give
Us shivers down the spine
The moon will be full onI the 10th,
and the American fleet will make the
Society Islands about the 12th. 1t
is expected that it will remain there
permanently, society having be-
come its long suit
With the advent of autumn. vice
presidential whiskers will begin to
blend with Natures color scheme
and both Mr. Sherman and Mr.
Kern will run little stronger on
the tail of their tickets.
And then October will return
i That gladstone time and rare,
When the pumpkln-pie will answer
'Herer'
Upon the bill of fare.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29

DEBs the Socialist candidate for
President, will travel from Chicago
To San Francisco i'll a special train
The Red Special-carrying band Of
music and tons otliterature. 1t will
stop four to ten times during the day
and at some larger point every
night. This train will cost the
socialists $4,000.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29

THE Agricultural Department has
discovered rats that are afflicted
with pathogenie haemogregarine
hepatozoon perniciosum. If the
rats know it, they must certainly
be worried to death over the mat
Ter.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29

BARONESS Alexandra Gripenberg,
who has spent the greater part of
her life in working for womens pro-
gress in Finland, has lust been elect
ed to the National Finnish Parlia-
ment
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29
War ming Order

In the Boone. Chancery court nth
District Of Arkansas
CoN-Blodgett Dry Goods
%" Pltit- Warning
John X. Ly les, Zellah IL Order
Lyles, Almeda ]. Lyles
Defendants
10 the above nam ed defendants
Jonn X. LIVES. zellah b. LYles, Al.
media J Lylcs.
lon are hereby warned 70 appear
IN TINS Court within thirty DAYS and
answer aI the complaint of the plaintin,
OoH S,-.blodgett Dry Goo,ls Co.
witness my hand anil seal as Clerk
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29

Hal NORWOOD, candidate for AT
torney General, will address the peo-
pie of Harrison on the night of Sept
9Th. Mr. Norwood ranks as one of
Arkansas best orators, and our
ladies, as we'll as voters, will find it
worth while to hear him.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29

THE Springfield Republican is not
risking much when it predicts that
Foraker, LaFollette and Bradley,
will be found on the stump speaking
for Mr.. Taft this fall, If they can't
praise my policies, they can point
out how benevolent the party has
been in providing big crops for the
farmers.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29

REPUBLICAN nominee for Sheriff,
Ioe +. Reef, in his circular, entirely
negleets to state that he is the nomi-
nee of his party Perhaps he thinks
such statement would do him no
1000.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29

THE Little Rock Democrat pathet-
eal.lly inquiries: Gould not John l.
Eprthington and Sam Jones sim
lily the situatioR by submitting
heir claims for governor Of Arkan-
as, to a primary of theirhome town
f Harrison, to decide which should
tay in the race
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29
She Likes Good Things.

Mrs. Charles r, Smith, of West
Franklin, Maine, SAYS; Il like good
things and have adopted DR.. Kings
New Life Pills as our family laxative
medicine, because they are good aud
do their work without making a fuss
about it," These painless purifiers
sold at Coffman & Kirby's.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29
Do You Want a Sewing Machine?

W. NJ. Keith is agent for the Singer
Machine, and would like to give YOU
prices. Machine best, and prices low
est, Call and see him at Planters
Hotel or PARIS Paper House.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29

THE Government report credits
North Arkansas with marketing
only Is tons of lead last year
This will probably be multiplied
many times this year.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29
Ganderbone's Sept. Forecasts.

Now Bryan was having
A speech Photographed
When who should walk in
But the giant Bill Taft
And they laughed.
Good morning. said Bryan,
Displaying look
OF joy and surprise
As he layed down his book
And they shook.
II have come for visit,
Said Taft, while his hat
Was hung on nail
BY the great Democrat
And they sat.
Delighted" said Bryan,
IF be allowed
The sentiment Ted
Has so often ayowed'-
And he bowed.
II suppose" yentured Taft,
With a smile that was sweet,
You have just made a record
That I've got to beat
Very neat.
"Why no. Bryan laughed,
u have records for two;
You may make one yourself
If you wish SO to do
After you"
But Taft waved his hand
With a show of suspicion,
And said, "a am not
\ machine politician
lutermission
In the old Roman calendar Sep
TENDER was the seventh month o
the year, This brought Labor Day
around in the heat of the summer
All the unions said it was too hot te
march far enough to make any i'm,
preston ON capital, Like every
other politician, Numa was alrait
of the labor vote, SO he pushe6
September along to the ninth place
in the calendar and had Labor Day
fall on the first day OF Autumn. The
unions were thus enabled to marcel
twice as far, and Numa had to re
fuse a third term.
The old school bell will toll tht
knell of youthful summer joys, anC
the girls will meekly get in line, to
gether with some boys; but the ga
mer Youngsters will hide out few
days in dissent, and later on the last
one in will run for President.
The summer girl will get her coal
and Merry Widow hat, and Journey
homeward from the sea uncertain
where she's at; but the widow easily
earesSed because she stuck to toques
will bring a mollycoddle home anC
show ii to the folks
The tourists who have been a
broad on fashionable trips. vii
homeward wend with hotel tag,
stuck all around their grips; anl
thronging in their wake will come 4
never ending flow of busted immi
grants to see where they got all the
dough.
September is when the autumna
equinox the musquito out Thu,
occurs on the 22d, when the SUI
goes over the equator for a toucl
down on the ice cream gigglery ane
summer underwear. The coal mar
will kick goal, and Mr. Roosevelt
leaving Sycamore Hill, will turn tt
Washington and the serious busi
ness loading some more shells tol
lions.
The cooler air will stimulate
The Presidential race,
And every body will hit up
\ little faster pace.
The smiling entry from the Platte
Will put up clouds Of DUST,
And the roly poly man will rur
Till he is like to bust.
And Teddy meanwhile will oh
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29
Farm for Sale,

Eighty acres oue-fourth mile east
of Olvey, near the railroad, IS acres
in cultivation - 3 acres in grass.
One 3-room house and one Groom
house, barn and outhouses Price
81 500 on easy terms. For particulars
write to
A. l.. WILLIS, BelIefoute. Ark.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29

Christian civilization must abolish
the liquor traffic or the liquor traffic
will abolish Christian civilization.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29
The Harrison Times.
/. r. Newman, Editor.
SATURDAY. AUG, %. 1908.
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

For Congress.
HON. ]. c. FLOYD,
For Governor,
GEa. w. DONAGHEY,
For SecretaryOf State,
o. c. LUDWIG.
, For Auditor of State,
JOHN X, JOBE,
For State Treasurer,
]. l.. YATES,
For Com. State Lands,
I" L. COFFMAN.
For Attorney General,
II. L. NORWOOD.
For Supt Public Instruction.
GEO. B. COOK.
For Com. Mines and Mfg
GUY b. TUCKER.
For Prosecuting Attorney
TROY PACE.
For Representative.
b. M. ESTES.
For County Judge,
J. B. CURNUTT,
For Sheriff.
aasE BRICK ROBINSON.
For County Treasurer
CLAUDE f.. WILSON.
For Circuit Clerk.
ROBERT II. DOPS0N.
For County Clerk.
JOHN HELM.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29
w arning Order.

In the Boone Chancery Court, nth
district of Arkansas.
Alpha Smith, Plaintiff,
VS. warning
Duke Smith, Defendant. Order.
To the defendant, Duke Smith, you
are hereby warned to appear in this
to the complaint of the plaintiff,
Alpha Smith.
Given under my hand and the seal
of said court this the 23d day of July
1908. BEN +. MCMAHAN, Clerk.
BY ROBT. T. DoPSON, ID. c.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1908-08-29
Warning Order

Warming UTdeT.
State of Arkansas. in the Boone
Chancery Court. September Term zoos
Arrie Stevens. Pitt, Warning
vs..
Sidney Stevens, DIT, order.
The defendant Sidney Stevens is
warned 10 appear Ia This court within
thirty days, aud answer the complaint
of the plaintiff. Artie Stevens.
Given under my hand and seal on
this August 9th. iqns
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-11-21
THE TINES FIGHT FOR CLEAN ADVER-
TISING--AN ADMIRABLE POLICY"
Apprecave Words from The Journal of the Michigan State
Medical Society.

which
medical advertising of the
which
which
N
especially
called
sheets
probably
Times 5 IN bu also only
his exposing
possibly
their printed
to not
a in
inspired good words by discerning
hi from
advertisers II has APP
not
pills
Bet Of optimistic experienced sat.
and
meaning OF his fight
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-11-21
CHRISTIAN.

The Rev. c. J. Tanner. OF tho Central
Christian church, VIII preach sunday
morning on odd and New Views of the
Bible" and in the evening on The Ma
ture and Place or Reason in the Chris
tian Life
Some interesting facts have come to
light through a canvass that has been
made by the North WoodN> ard Chris
tion church under the direction OF the
pastor. the Rev. j. r. McGarvey. This
church is located at Woodward and
that a house TO house visit would result
In a larger attendance at the sunday
school Figuring on the basis of this
Investigation, II is estimated that in the
district north of the boulevard ana run
ming east and west from Woodward for
perhaps half mile that there are In
the neighborhood OF 5000 children who
are not affiliated with any church.
Since the canvass made by the Chris
tian church, it's Sunday school has more
than doubled. the school now having an
enrolment OF about 300. I ne tcaC
and officers OF the school made spe-
cial endeavor and invited the children
OF the neighborhood to the church.
made the work more attractive by IN
PRODUCING more music. and organized
an orchestra. Since this work was be-
gun by the Christian church some TWO
months ago, the other churcn or the
locality have become active alons the
same lines. II has been cOnttndeu bY
some members OF the various dcnomina-
lions that are building new churches
that. there was no need or so many
buildings. and for this reason it was
decided TO make AN Investigation 10 see
what the conditions r. ally were. The
largest sunday school In the north END
is that OF the Methodist church. which
has an enrolment OF about 1000 y
movement is now on foot ia thatloc
ity 10 bring the churches INTO closer
fellowship and to this end n meeting
was held recently In the North ConBTe-
gational church, and Will be followed
by other meetings. II Is believed that
the churches can work In harmony and
with benefit TO one another, without in
terfcring with the work planned By the
individual churches
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-11-21
CONGREGATIONAL.

The Rev. Gaius Glenn Atkins. D. D..
OF the First Congre gational church,
will preach sunday morning OH The
Land OF Pure Delight" a Thanksgiving
sermon. In the evening, there will be
a musical service with an attractive
program, and an address by tho Rev.
William James Campbell, assistant pas
tor of the church. Monday night, a
dinner for tho men OF the church Will
be given In the Fellowcraft club. The
principal speaker OF the evening Will
b the itcV. Ernest Bourner. Of Toledo.
There Will be other speeches and music.
The dinner VIII be at o'clock and is
given for the purpose of encouraging
better Acquaintance and good fellow =
ship among the men Of the church.
The committee In charge consists OF
Charles A Reckie, secretary: w. A.
Eldridge, l.. IL. King, Fred 5. Brooks. Il.
T.. Fisher and ". T. Reilly. sunday
morning. the annual Thanksgiving Of
fering for city and state work will be
taken in the church. This work in
cludes expenditures Of fl,025 for home
missionary work in tho state $3.50 for
the congregational union IN Detroit.
$500 for the First church sunday school.
$3.50 for the Bible reader OF the olIsh
branch, and $500 for special work I'm
the Polish branch. The committee on
benevOlences OF the church consists of
George VI. Lane, =. II. Ashley, i. G..
Pingrce, T. T.. BOgart, VI. g. StoWell, n.
n. Burr. = g. stevens. 4. y. Lyon and
&. T.. Baxter. Their, viii be II special
Thanksgiving service at the midweck
meeting in the church " ednesday
uiXUI
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-11-21

paper on The Entire Sunday school at
the Preaching Service and the Entire
SonEregation In the sunday school.
before the members OF the Methodist
Preachers union. Monday morning.
The Rev. Walter Everett Burnett.
pastor OF Preston Methodist EplsCo opal
church. VIII preach sunday morning
on Religion and Healthy Mindedness.'
In the evening he viii give special
sermon 10 young people on Kings and
Common People"
In the meeting OF the Brotherhood Of
st. Paul OF the Central Methodist
church, 60 men were initiated and The
following officers elected: President, J..
; smart: vice presldent, Arthur j.
Stock. L. +. Norris. Or. j. NJ cooper. l..
j. Wicker; chaplain, Rev. J. NJ. Gordon:
secretary J. +. Dodds; treasurer.
Charles c. Porter: president mutual
benefit branch. Or. ]. NJ. Thompson
rotary. ~ NJ. Lewis, treasurer. III. b.
Earhart The next meeting OF the
brotherhood will be held Nov. 30.
In the Central Methodist church. sun
, day morning the Rev. Frederick Dtland
l.ette. -. D.. pastor, VIII preach on
| old Testament and Modern Scholar
ship. In the evening, he viii preach
tie sixth I'm a series Of Sunday night
sermons on THE Sins OF This Age" \
large party from the Central church
VIII attend the concert TO be gIV-n by
the Syracuse Glee AMI Instrumental
clubs In the Detroit Central hIEn school
next Tuesday evening. There are eiGht
graduates OF Syracuse university in the
Central church .includilg Or. IL etc
and Mr.. Magoon. the assistant pastor.
union Thanksgiving day service OF
the CaSs-ANe. and simpson Methodist,
First Baptist. Woodward ave. and
Central Christian churches VIII be held
in the First Baptist church Thursday
morning at 1890 o'clock. The Rev. n
ID. DeetZ. OF the Cass-Ave church. will
preach the sermon. The Rev. Frank f.
Fitchett. OF the Simpson church. Will
preach the second Of his series OF sun
day morning diScOurses on the Book OF
JOB tomorrow, taking for his theme
/ The Problem OF the Book OF Joo.' In
the evening, he viii preach one OF a
series OF sermons on THE Character OF
Christ" his theme being The Strcn6th
. or Marliness OF Christ. The :Eird of
the Tull Bible class entertainments will
be given by DR.. Charles BAY ard ialtCh
ell. of st. James cMthodist church. Chi
cago, who viii lecture on THE Trizt
Taker" Tuesday evening, Dec. l.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-11-21
An Awful Threat.

a Kansas man tells of a music hall
In town of that state which bore tho
unenviablc reputation of possessin,
absolutely the worst band anywhere
On one occasion head liner" from
Chicago had been promised by the
management for a turn" and cor.
sequently the hall was packed 10 the
doors. When, however. the time had
como Tor the head liner" to apnear
instead Of that eagerly awaited attrac.
ton the audience was astounded IN
see the agitated manager come before
the curtain holding a telegram in bis
hand.
Ladies' and gentlemen" said no
very much regret TO inform Won thar
the Great Stewart cannot (hisses
and catcallsD possibly arrive for at
least another half hour. Great an.
plauseD In the mean time the band
will play you a selection"
AT this a dead silence followed.
which was finally broken by a man in
the gallery
"Smitty, Smittyl" he shrieked
Don't let the band play. Wen be
quiet, honest We will!"-Harper'
Weekly
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-11-21
Sugar.Coatiny a Bad
Doctrine For Home
Consumption
sweet Talk by the Secretary Of the
Michigan Sugar Co. for the
Michigan Farmers and
Miners.

accordance with the altruistic of tariff
head and front OF he
doctrine namely Michigan Sugar Company is re-
ucant the unarned profits which the present
permits % enjoy
Secretary Hathaway a statistical marvel and never fa'
good and means commit
tells how much the Michigan farmers and the Mehsa
coal miners and limestone quarters will lose the remaining TWO
half millions people granted the nalienable rsh
b Of getting their sugar tariff free
1t unhappy prospect this contemplated injustice to the
producing crafty of the consuming millions
And taking heart than the corporation
which Secretary Hathaway overlook entirely in his eager
beetgowers and the mine and quarry owners
from the impending calamity.
only phase infant industry
h that secretarial friend has omitted.
duyregistered protests against high tariff iniquy
usually piled upon the
We surprised that the versatile spokesman tor the Mc
gan Company pictured the distressing plight OF the
the limestone quarter should the
& tariff sugar be tinkered!
How very familiar and how specous these appeals to
limited senerest whenever there appeal
for relief from tariff oppression!
One thing the ascian of the Michigan Sugar
overlook that that the schedule the
producer of item in the Dingley schedules
This treason protective traditions to thus glory in show
ing revenues progressive doctrine the ultimate
abolition of leaving everything lovely home for the
domestic producers, the
But shows that benehars of the schedule
seek only the good side and the material well
of beegrow other producers the other side
Could patriotic selforgetfulness go further?
The putting of every Michigan factory of business would
be the inevitable sequel of the of the duty according
Mr. Hathaway understanding of what brought the
hearings in Washington.
Is infant industry dependent governmental favor
desirable feature of this great states productivity In the
of public Reproduction of fostering tariffs foedoomed
anyway, if unable to stand of itself?
precarious apparently unsuited the
conditions that obtain this region that factories in Mich
igan already shut down.
Can stability permanently healthy be expected of
industry experimental the and hangs entirely the
favor of the standpaters?
And should the body of be expected
the burden of thus nuing infant industry whose helpless
babyhood bids fair be of long and costly continuance?
Times Secretary Hathaway for
putting valiant and appeal for his copanys slice
of the tariff melon both here and Washington.
It is part of the days work for him and he found
wanting when tariff revision impending of
asking when that benevolent assimilation will fall
due with relation the sugar schedules.
But his perturbation is the peoples hope He makes
avosm sacchane ouwardly but still doesn't down!
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-11-21
BGPTI>T.

normal class on "Thc WIZ and lfow OF
Missions" In the WoodwRsd-Avo. Dnp-
tist church, beginning Tuesday evening.
Dec J.
The Rev T.eW Young. H. d.. % the
Moth BAPTIST church. will preach sun
day morning on the Gospel of the
Beatttudeg" Ia the evening tie can
,ata. ~ Daughter Of Jairus. will be
sisted by Mrs. Walter w Fox and Miss
Mara COnover
The Rev Maurice pcnnold Fixes. u.
T.. pastor OF the WoOdw Rap
list church, on Nov - VIII preach the
second OF "A series OF evening sermons
on III christ Lett Detroit. His topic
will be Would our Homes BE HAP
pler7". Nov. %. Would our ChurC nc =
Liver. Dec. 6. Wv ouid our Society BE
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-11-21
EPISCOP

st Johns church choir will sing Car
rett Harvest" cantata sunday evening
at 1.30.
The Rt. Rev. Charles ID. Williams
will ofhciatc and preach the sermon in
-. PauIs Episcopal church ThanksglV-
ing day at 1890 o'clock In tile morn
ing.
The Rev George Farrand Taylor will
be ordained 10 the priesthood ia 1T.
Johns Episcopal church next Tuesday
morning AT 10 o'clock, the TT. Rev.
charles u Williams officiating. Mr..
Taylor viii then go To ST Peter Epis-
copul CHURCH. 1T. Louis. Mo.
The IT. Rev. Charles II. Williams has
been AT Cornell university the last
week conducting services ana holding
conferences with the students. lie
viii preach in the university chapel
next sunday. A week from sunday.
Nov 80. the bishop will make "a visit ia
outer Lake In the morning and 20 La-
peer Ia the evening. lie VIII sc la
Nassar Monday morning, Caro- Monday
evening. Dryden, Tuesday evening. and
Wednesday morning VIII conN,crtt, a
church In Gladwin.
Thanksgiving day services viii be
held in the Church of the Messiah
Thursday morning at 1880 o'clock. the
Rev. H. H. Barber ofiictatinE. me offer
ing at that service VIII be for the Dcne-
az Of the crippled homo for Chiidre n.
Next Tuesday evening, the parish club
Will debate the question, should the
Killing OF birds for the Adjournment ~
wOnen's Hats BE prohibited by Law -
IN. the parish hall The leaders nm the
debate viii be Mcssrs. GTylls aud Mil
burn At the last meeting Tuesday
evening. &. VI Burton gave nm enter
taining talk on old Detroit.
METHODIST.
The Rev ID "a GLASS will read a
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-11-21
Phonetics.

A certain old farmers lack Of polish
is a sad trial TO his eldest daughter
Not long ago the family gathered In
the library. one OF the windows oil
which was open.
That air" the father began but
was quickly interrupted. Father
dear, don't say that air'-say that
their" the daughter admonished.
We'll this ear" ne again attempt
ed. but was as quickly brought to A
halt. Not this ere. This here 4;
correct" he was told.
The old gentleman rose with an an
cry snort Look here. Mary" he said
"of course know you have been e
school and all that, but | reckon
know what 7 want to say and I'm go
ing to say H. believe feel cold
I'm this ear from that air. and I'm goine
90 shut the window. Philadelphia
Ledger.