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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
GETTING IL All.

"What can | bring you today, sirY'
81 hardly know. The doctor says
need carbohydrates and proteids. and |
want something nitrogenous. | think"
Yes, sir How about an order Of
hash T'-Pittsburg Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Somethinn the Same.

politics must be very trying pro-
fession."
81 don't know" answered Senator
Sorghum. that II is so different I'm
politics from what IL is I'm private
life. Your friends all speak we'll of
you and your enemies knock. Wash
ington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Sarcastic,

Art Master pointing to lean horse'
What do you call that7 Cabby-An
'orse, sir. Art Master-A horsel Rub
II out. and do II again.-London An
pwers.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Always at II.

They say that Mrs. Grindly does a
great deal Of fancy work"
II should say she did When she
can find nothing else to do. she rufties
her husbands per."--Detroit Free
Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
At the Plav.

Talk about realism" exclaimed Mr..
Housekeep.
Well"
THAT housemaid making dabs ut the
furniture and never hitting 1t looks
awful natural to me."-Louisville Cou-
rier-J ournal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
A Variation In Sport.

"What happened when you passed a
law against gambling In your stateY"
"Thc bookmakcrS got right TO work
making bets on whether it would be
enforced or not" Washington Star
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

Bees Laxative Cough Syrup for coughs.
colds, Group and whooping cough grows
I'm favor daily with young and old.
dren, II is prompt relief TO Group. II is
gently laxative, driving the poison and
phlegm from the system. II r. q simple
GuarSntesd.-spj6 b r. y. GRADY, iSi1
WeStminDtef oNoot
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Unnamed.

wigg-what errors these novelists
make! Here the suthor OF this book
speaks az his heroine as being un-
manned. wagg-Maybe she was a.
vorced.-Philadelphia Record
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

IT trust this may be read by many suf-
ferers from kidney and bladder trouble" :"
writes Mrs Joe King. Of Woodland, Tex.
81 suffered four years and could ind
nothing TO give even temporary relief.
Our druggist at last induced me 70 try
your 30 days treatment Of Pineules for
81. This one bottle has cured me and
money could not buy the value Il has
been to me" Guaranteed.-Sold by T..
=. GRADY. 1915 Westminster street
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

A man who hopes TO succeed must
take himself seriously. even IL IL be h,s
business to banish seriousness
20 Record Herald.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
Of All The Good

Remedies, DIR. Hough's Is the best Cures
coughs and colds the quickest. Price IS
cents,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06
The Warning.

Is being needed. That Grippe cough is re-
lieved Immediately with Or IIough's
Cough Balsam. Try II.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

If a man would learn to pray, let
him 60 10 sea.-French Prvverb.
a. Stssa H~G -
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

Never suffer the prejudice Of the eye
to determine the heart. rt.-Zimmerman.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1908-03-06

'Tis not the many oaths that make
the truth.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17
The Difference.

"Wcll," said the optimistic boarder.
"thercS one thing about our boarding
housc-you can eat as much as you like
there"
"Of course, same as ours" replied
the pessimistic one. you can eat as
much as you like, but there's never
anything you could possibly like
Philadelphia Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17
His Friends Opinion.

81 have been married four times, and
yet | often fear that l do not under
stand women"
THE fact that you have been mar
led four times ought to remove from
your mind all doubts concerning the
matter" "-ChicagO Record Herald.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17
Corcrcta Curb and Gnttcr.

\ number of the strec,i in Santa
Monica, Cal, have concrete curbs ana
cutters. On one street the gutter is
six feet widc The cost of such con
stuction is probably no more than as
phalt With its foundation. says Fopu-
lar Mechanics. Tho concrete coustruc-
tion IS both durable and presents a
vcrJ neat appearance.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17
nst His Title.

Simliins You say that little man
was formerly the lightweight cham
piom?
Timkins Yes.
Simkns- How did he lose the title?
Timkins- Oh, he didn't lose it. He
merely sold his grocery and retired
Detroit Tribune
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17
His Scheme.

"Gaddie certainly is stuck on him
self"
"Oh, | don't know. He's always run
ming himself down."
"Of course. That's the only way he
can keep on talking about himself and
get people to listen to him" "-MinneapO-
lis journal.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17
The Vehicle of Uncertainty.

"Whcre shall we go for our wedding
journey, dearcstY"
He hcsitated.
Lets leave it to fate, darling"
"Good," she cried. "We'll start with
out knowing where we are going to
stop.
SO they went in a balloon.-Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17

ITS silly for any one to suspect me
of cheating" said the tricky coal man.
MY weight is honest as the day"
"ITmw remarked the housckccper.
"The days are getting shorter and
shorter rs the cold weather approach
es"-Cathoic Standard and Times.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17
ALWAYS apsiZinq.

RodricI-Jibb's yacht capsi2ed again.
Why. it must be topheavy. What's it
called?
Van Albcrt-Cupid.
Rodricll- Cupid, eh? Well, he ought
to call it Lovers Quarrel.
Van Albert Why so?
RodricIi- Because it soon blows over.
Town Topics.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17

Mr.. Prairie Dog-You look pretty
cross this morning
Rattler- IIumph, Had to keep my
rattle going all night to keep the baby
Quiet.-BOhemian Magazine.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17
Luigi $ Lady
In White.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES .
By LULU JOHNSON
copyrighted l9n~. by Associated
ILL.r-rE ITS

l.It'lt.lt i'.'.S
90 eeee~osos .
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,.,.,.. 49,. .,.. g.,
e. '"' IT. "''''' ','.'''' ''''''
.'II'I'! 81 stree ''"NI'''''.'' rs ven '''
Us lower ana mIuoIH classes mas us
HriStorracy.
I.ugi was not one of those SWarthy
sons of Italy who Iahoriously drag a
...r.cr Iiauo over the hot asph9It of the
..f,,.. h,.u.,v. ,r,.b loss lid ho ba.
,.'.. .,,,, ,,....,.,. ,;..,.,. ,,.,.. ,,.f,h -
u -,
v
"''" 'I'o'n' "''''hH KIM" ""' l" '''e
sweet 10y ana fy or the M'Serere
from III Trovatorc. The first Luigi
scorupI. the latter he despjSrl for was
Inc NOT the proprietor of a horse out
rta
i,,,.., r,orri,,, ov.nui Srrd,v no
,, ;.,,. .,,.. ,.,,,.,,,,.. III. ,,.,,,.,,,, ,,,,.
,.7, ,
"!.'' ''' ''' +''N' VII NV "'''
swung one OF 'le largest an" pest OK
the mechanical pianos. There was Il
lad t" turn the wheel, ana aII Lugl had
{" do was t" lead the white mule ana
collect coins which shoWcrrd upon the
oujht. For lu&iS white teeth flashed
beneath Il mustache rs black and flow
in% aS any that ever graced the lips or
his hrignuN ancestors and IuGi $ smile
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17

Leather Hinges.

In the town of Balinagh lived
butcher who was famed for selling
tough meat. \ countryman went in
one day to purchase some.
''WcII, my good man." asked the
butcher, lis it for frying or boiling you
want it,"
"Nether," replied John. It's to
make hinges for the stable door. Tit
Bits
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17
w HOLE Nrnnrp, 1929
THE BEADS.

As Name approached young womanhood
She balked at scrubbing floors and
stairs.
The Eossips OF the block avcrred
That she was getting uppish airs.
She blosSomed out one Sunday morn,
y thing Of feathers. bows and fuss,
While in her ears the ucishLors saw
Two pearl drop jewels hanging thus
She soon became the rciguing belle
OF all the district thCrCabout.
Her dresses at the barkecps ball
Put all the other girls to rout.
Her father-hut We'll let that wait
Until with his expense we rcCk
The nciEhbors glZcd in great surprise
At beads like these about her neck:
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
a grand display of wealth she made,
Like women of a higher plane
Who rOld the men folks on to toll
And llttcr with their hard earned
gain.
Names father laborcd with a hod
The beads that framed the showy
miss
Cost daily beads upon his brow
That stood out as he shaved like this:
oooooooooooooo
oOOuOooooooooooo
oooooooooooooo
OOOOOOOOOO
ID IN
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1908-10-17

Before Laying Surfacing Materials
Roads Ought to Be Perfectly Dry,
Says Connecticut Highway Conmis-
sioner-Resist Autos Bad Effects
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
Garfield PREDICTS
DEMOCRATIC
SUCCESS
STATE CHAIRMAN IN cONSULTA-
TON WITH DETROIT DEMO-
cRATs-sTATE HEADouARTERs
OPEN AT LANSING.

Secretary A. b. Garfield, OF the Demo
cratic state central committee, was in
Detroit Tuesday in consultation with
local Democratic leaders. State head
quarters were opened in Lansing Mon
day, in charge OF Chairman John r..
WIEship and Secretary Garfield. IL. f..
Thomas and A. NJ. Cummins. of Ian.
sing. will also assist in the campaign
management
Secretary Garfield reports that the
outlook for the Democracy in the
state this year is far more hopeful
than in the past campaign, so that
Michigan may truthfully be consid-
cred as doubtful rather than as 4
sure Republican state. This estimate
is not based solely on optimism but
on the progress and spirit shown 10
county organization and the tendency
OF the party all over the state to
unite for the furtherance OF the ma
tonal ticket
Reports coming in show that OH
members Of the party are swinging
back into line and that a new feeling
OF courage has come into the party
which promises excellent results.
The visit of William Jennings Bry-
All TO the state this month is expect.
ed TO still further revive the militant
spirit Of the party
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
VETO MAY STOP
WORK ON ROAD
MAYOR NOT IN SYMPATHY WITH
PRESENT PLAN OF IMPROv-
ING ALTER ROAD.

Mayor Thompson Is considering the
expediency of yetoing the appropria-
ton made by the common council for
grading Alter road, OH the eastern
edge OF the city. and filing II in with
cinders so that il may Le passable.
The board OF commerce has object
cd 10 the appropriation, through a
committee. on the groGrd that the eX-
penditure really amounts to paving
the road The aldermen hold Il con
trary view, considering that the work
is not really paving and that the loss
through damage suits from persons
hurt by reason OF unsafe conditions
OF the road is likely I" amount to
more than the cost OF fixing It. An
automobile ran into Fox creek recent
ly at this point and one woman was
nearly drowned.
The appropriations passed was $4,000
to fix up more than mi'e OF road
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
INTERURBAs LINES.
Detroit United iaterurban L,nc..

Time table subject to cnangs with
out notice Central standard Time.
FLINT LIMIrEDsIpaily. SIS .: m.
f Rom.o ' oIion and G osfora 10 M snd
m, and every two hour. until = p; m.
GO. = sss every s~s Is %n to SOS
;sss ever g min .ss to Sos M so tMfn
70 ii;sS >: M but saturday.. service s
half-hourly 20 1855 o. m Sundays.
.T n'H;, c'fi sS.. sa; sou "3s
Sn r!s car ear on.h sH'f hour T"i later on N
For Fsvmsngtop. Worthwhile. Orchard
Lake and Pontise--e a. m. and hourly
until LIP m First car one hour later
." ns sGrTG.' RAILWAY .y.rux-po..
- m. a:is p, N. and e:.6 p. m. Locals
cty s ssS Port HMron tonrIy M M 70
y; 90, car: yYp Via A,ss:ss:' TO ), NJ;
M "na " snrr 9gu unti, II p m. To MT
CLEMENS VIA shore fine. hourly. e;2s a
m 70 s:ss p m. also u .. m.
s.i nr"G 1--WE M nTnroredo Eimis.ss
ssc sy > ss' Local. tor scck%oo ssc Ns sso
sor m. T 20 $50 I p, M. also $50 and /,
pnyEoyT. gSsKsoN /. CHICAGO
sHxt l. toc aS scr mi jackson sss 'nd
m and every two hours until 2 .. m.
FOR Ann Arhor. 9 a. m. and hourly until
II .. m: FOR Saline 1850 n m. and
every two. hours until $3.50 r; M also
10 D. M: for Plymouth and Worthwhile,
1880 q. m. and every two hours until
$3.50 r. m. also II r. m.
fnterurban car. pass waiting sta
ton corner OF Larned and qrfswold-
sts. last cars awaiting the closing OF
thsaters.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
INCREASE IN
CURR|E ASSETS

Some errors have been dlscoverei
in the Cameron Currie's personal
schedule as originally filed in the
44s4tsel- states district court In con
nection with the Currie Il Co bank
ruptcv proceedings. The revised
schedule. as fled Tuesday morning.
shows additional assets in the form or
personal securities loaned the firm
emounting TO 1868 .507.25. bringing the
total an 10 sG45.470.9l The total Of
personal debts is increased 30 1882.
1927, leaving net personal assets oil
soc. .9777O
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
REVENUE CUTTER
ON SECRET TRIP
TUSCARORA RUSHED TO PORT
ARTHUR ON ISLE RoYALE.
AFFAIR.

SAJILT STE. MARIE, Mich. Sept. g.
-(Spo cial. THE revenue cutter Tus-
carora sailed today for Port Arthur. or
a secret mission involving information.
al affairs in connection with Isle Roy
ale
Officers refuse TO divulge the details
of the reason for the trip. On the
way nm she will 20 ~ tho aid of the
steamer Chauncey Hurlbut. which is
stranded five miles west OF Whitefish
point.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
ss2. 900 Jewelry Package Gone.

PORTLAND. Ore, sept. Sit be.
came known TO-DAY. that a package
containing over $4,000 in iewelry,
notes and other valuable papers. dis.
-apnearcd in Ibis lity u the night OF
Aug. 81. J. X. Alber'. president 0-
the Capital National Oank OF Salem.
addressed the pacEage 70 Joseph Mey-
5-FHrr-rf-=-t--rf- -rii-iA4fttt.l TIL
Dackage. which was sent via the Wills
Fargo Express Co reached this city
AZ 1850, Aug 81. out no trace or the
srr5rii- prctsge- tsftes--thai-AeiiF eaa-ba
found. Detectives are working on
the case.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09

were the heroines and hero OF a fire
which destroyed the -Longworth sta.
bles, at. o'clock this morning.
Mrs. Longworth. clad only i'm her
'nightie," rushed into the stable to
save her pet driving horse. She lei
the animal 10 safety. while Congress-
man Longworth and his hands res.
cued the other seven animals in the
stables.
Mrs. Longworth's slumber robe was
scorched in several places. but she
escaped without even so much as a
slight burn. The loss on the stable
is estimated al about $4,000
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
LABOR DAY JAGS
MERCIFULLY EXCUSED

Notwithstanding the Intervention OF
a holiday Tuesday mornings docket
in the early session of police court
was nothing out or the ordinary Tor
the first OF the week There were a
total of SO cases. the accumulation Of
three days. and In most instances the
offense changed was drunkenness
Few fines were imposed. however.
Judge Stein making allowance for
Labor day
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
The very best you eau
possibly buy at. .........

other distinguished MeXicans have
given similar opinions regarding Pc
runa. Prominent among these men or
universal reputation is Doctor Angus
tin Rivera, who writes a. follows:
Mexico City. Mexico.
The Peruna Medicine Co.
Gentlemen: In view of the magnih-
cent results that have obtained from
the use of your excellent remedy
"Peruna' In several obstinate cases of
nasal catarrh. / take pleasure in writ
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
MRS. LONCWORTH,
IN N|GHT|E, SAVES
HORSE FROM FIRE
PRESIDENT RoosEVELT's VERSA
TILE DAUGHTER HAS sLUM6ER
ROBE scoRcHED-sso,ooo DAM
AGE DONE TO THE STABLES.

CINCINNATI, Sept. S.-Mrs. Alice
Roosevelt Longworth, her husband,
Nicholas Longworth and
his sister. Mrs. Buckner Wallingford.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09

ing you a testimonial recommending IL
as the best medicine discovered for
such cases
l congratulate YOU on your splendid
preparation and hope To be the first To
recommend II to my many customers.
Accept this most sincere TESTIMONY.
and use it az you think best to reach
those who suffer from catarrh l am
glad TO sign myself as your sincere
friend.
-Augustln Rivera, NJ u.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
DEATH PuRsues FAMILY.

! CALUMET. Mich, Sept s--Mrs.
tThamasl pEan- Hind aged z6--died- a.
midnight at the Central mine. Her
granddaughter. Mabel Morgan. was
burned 10 death a month ago from "A
-tHmTexpfrsfo Efiet-sfaHasear=4eAa
Morgan. was killed by shotgun while
hunting a short time ago. Two weeks
ago her daughter. Mrs. John Morgan.
d.ed after three days ILLINOIS, Another
granddaughter died yesterday
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09

Fer CLEvKLASD, PiTTsBUR0 and all
points East. pAILr io:ss .. m. Fare
WEEK END Excursions to ci.v..
msd. ever saturday night. ~ round trip.
Day TriPs 70 Cleveland every Tues;.
Thurs and Sat 9so n m. Fare ti.10.
For MACHINAC and Way Ports. Al
es9a, rstcskey. Chicago. SOC. Marquette,
Ouluth-Leavs Monday and Saturday .
Tor TOLEDO sunday and Friday Z D.
~ Tuesday and Thursday. s:ts q. m.
sPecinl steamer direct 70 Msekinas
Tvssdays. s;ss .. m. and Thursdays.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09

The average married woman is we'll
aware Of the fact that she earns all
the money she gets-and then some.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09
Depression Good, Says Powderly.

PITTSBURG. Sept. S.--fhe recent
business depression has been the best
thing for the country in one sense
that could have happened" said r.
V. Powderly. chief of the bureau Of
immigration. Il mean in the spread OF
American ideas in Europe because OF
it
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09

II doesn't pay 10 associate with PEI
pie who make you feel cheap. ~,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09

II II aiirn0sr IL rTis! or frfti trotfbie
as IL is TO make excuses.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09

The 100000, 000-odd tons OF coal
mined In the United States each year,
If piled together. would make a cube
having sides IA yards long.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1908-09-09

LAKE AND RIvnr STEAMERS.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-01
IN HISTORY APRIL /.

1405-Sultan Timur CTamerlanel
conqueror of Persia. died Born
1886.
157S-William Harvey discoyerer of
the circulation of the blood.
born Died June 3. 1851.
l723-Edward Hyde Cornbury, coloni
al governor of New York and
New Jersey. died in London
Born about 1865.
1S15-Prince Otto Won Bismarck, Ger
manys Iron Chancellor born
Died July 30, 1896.
1896 Edward A, Sothern, fam US ac
tor, born in Liverpool Died il
London, Jan. Il, 1881
S52-Edwin A. Abbey, famous Amer
lean artist. born in Philadelphia
SG5-John Milton, war governor O
Florida died in that state. Bori
In Georgia, April 20. 1907.
ScS-Uniform postage rate Ct thre,
cents per letter adopted throgh
out Canada
Battleford, in Saskatchewan
besieged by Indians.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-01

Park r0'g at Il IN, and a policeman
an1 sailor in conversation.
Keyside, keysid='" said the sailor.
DIV Will Hi reach the bl00min key
-ce2'
Gwans wild ye. Dye think I'm a
loo ksmith, that / know about yer Old
key and its side? There's one KEY
and lock I'll be after givin' ye, and
that's cell. Move on, now"
"Keyside, Hi said keyside as plain
az Hi could, blime"
Just then a highbrow who had been
to the post office buying stamps so that
his rejected contributions would come
back to him stepped up.
The man wants the keyside, what
ever that is, and dunno, said the po-
liceman. Il believe he's looney anu
III run him ia"
He wants the quaysiIe--the docks. d"
said the highbrow, as he directed the
man to the water front, while the po-
liceman said.
Well III be -,"-Sew York
Press.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-01
STANDING PAT IN ILLINOIS.

Republican organs seem to be well
pleased with the attitude OF the party
In this state on the subject OF tariff
reform. They are well pleased be
cause the platform declarations of the
darty are so cleverly drawn that all
factions think they are getting exactly
what they want. Thus the Blooming
ton Paragraph. quoted In tho Cairo
organ last evening. is quite sure the
party stands for revision of the tar
iff-after the election. The Globe
Democrat the day before contained a
long editorial complimenting the Hi
nois Republicans upon their determi
nation to stand pat" BY way of In.
PRODUCTION the Globe-Demc crat gave a
very good definition of the term to
s'stand pat" as follows:
Standing pat does not mean that
there will never be another deal OF
the cards. What it does mean is that
the player who stands pat will not
draw any more cards until the mex.
deal comes, Having already a win
ming hand. he will net run the risk OF
making it losing one by changing
cards before the play. nor will he lay
1t down and ask for a new deal be
fore getting out of the game all i
can be made worth to him. When h,
notifies the dealer that he stands pat
the notification is that he will no
take any new cards until there is an
other deal, after another shuttle"
II may be assumed from the fcregc
ing that the Globe Democrat is ia
miliar with another great America
game" Its statement is too precis
and too positive to admit of an
doubt on that point. II must ais
know. then, that the fellow VIII
islands pat" with a winning hand
always rakes In the pot" and all tn
other fellows lose their dough"
the protective tariff game who hold
the winning hand"-the people G
the trusts?
And supposing the fellow who hold
the winning hand" in card gam
should stick it up his sleeve till afte
the next deal and the next deal an
the next and the next, and shout
bring it forth after each deal and pla
Il for the ''pot"-something after I'll
manner of the Dingley Tariff "stan'
patters''-what then2
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-04-01
Biouraphy,

Brigadier General Sir James Will.
cocks who has Just brought to a sue,
cessful conclusion Thea little war"
against the Zakka kh6ts. the widest
tribe of India, was bordi April /, 1851.
He has been associated with India
from his earliest days, for his father
had a command there. and the family
lived in Delhi. When the Indian mu-
tiny broke out the boy was sent to
the hills, while his father Joined the
forces fighting for the protection of
the city. Sir James completed his ed
ucation in England and entered the
British army in 1878. During his thir.
" years in the army he has seen serv-
ice in all parts of the world where
Great Britain has gained foothold.
In his early career he took part in
the Afghan campaign of 1879. the Wa.
ziri expedition in 1881. the Soudan
campaign in 1885. and the Munipo0r
expedition in 1891. For some time Sir
James commanded field force on the
Niger, where he acquitted himself adj
mirabiy. Afterward he returned tc
India, and subsequently took over the
Bombay command, where he has
proved himself to be one of the mosI