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The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
ITCHING HUMoR ON BOY
Hls' Hands Were Solid Mass, and Disease Spread All Over Body {, Cured in Days By Cuticura.

"One day we noticed that our little boy was all broken out with itching sores. We first noticed it on his little hands His hands were not as bad then, and we didn't think anything serious would result. But the next day we heard of the Cuticura Remedies being so good for itching sores. By this time the disease had spread all over his body, and his hands were nothing but solid mass of this itch ing disease. purchased box of Cuti- cura Soap and one box of Cuticura Ointment, and that right I took the Cuticura Soap and lukewarm water and washed him well. Then I dried him and took the Cuticura Ointment and anointed him with it. I did this every evening and in four nights he was entirely cured. Mrs. Frank Don ahue, POS Fremont St., Kokomo, Ind, Sept. 16, 1907.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

and when he wants a stenographer he can send for one downstairs in the editors office.
 Everything the Herr Doktor," as he was called among his fellow Amer ican students at Hiedelberg has touched since he came home from finishing his education in Germany seems to have turned into money or art. He has been Republican, most ly with the local boss, though some times against him. On the boardings of the city he has been cartooned vii lainously as a sinister interest and smiled over it and bought another china jar. In matters of music and art, Cincinnati agrees that he is her foremost citizen. How do you like the interior of the hotel?" he asks the visitor from out of town for Charles P. looked to the mural decorations in person. They are deseryedly praised.
 In the evening he goes to an old fashioned house, once the Long worths', whose domestic establish mect is maintained for less than that of many houses occupied by man of one-twentieth his income. But no one of moderate means could afford such furnishings. To be vulgar about it, there are well over a million dollars worth Of art treasures in the Taft home.
 Dealers say no false masters or imi- tation hawthornes have been sold to him. He has the discrimination of the wise buyer and the taste of the connoisseur Seated among china of {sse Ming dynasty, he reads the base ball extra of his' lively newspaper He never brings business home unless it is William HIS campaign. William H. is poor. He knows nothing of for tune winning. The only way he could make money would be practicing law.
 Charles P. is willing to have fame f1 the family, but it must all descend on one member. From the day that the elder brother saw the gift of Will for making friends and for dictating in an easy way legal analysis of a bundle of documents, that younger brother has been a hobby surpassing all the old masters He has always been try ing to show Will the road to oppor- tunity, knowing that once Will was started he could do the travelling him. self
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
ONE ON THE DOCTOR.
St. Peters Query Decided Reflection
 on Medical Attendant.

Dr. Arthur T. Holbrook told story on his profession.
 "A man by the name of Evans died" he said, sand went to heaven, of course. When he arrived at the pearly gates he said to St. Peter:
 Well, I'm here.
 "St. Peter looked at him and asked his name. John Evans, was the reply
 "St. Peter looked through his book, and shook his head.
 You don't belong here he said, pointing to the exit.
 "But 1 am sure I belong here said the man.
 "'Wait Ininute,' said St. Peter.
 He looked again and in the back of the book found his name.
 "'Sure.' said the guardian of the gate, you belong here. But you was mt expected for 20 years. Who's your doctor::' "-Milwaukee Free Press.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Knew Him.

William said the head of the firm, looking at his watch, q have business out of town this afternoon and may be detained several hours. If anybody should call"
 "Ther' ain't no ball game today, MT. Spotcash,' interrupted the office boy.
 T said nothing about ball games, William" rejoined his employer, eying him sternly. However my business is such that it can wait until some other day. That will be all just now, William
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Physicians In PuIpits.

Memphis.-More than 1000 people listened to learned discourses Sun day from pulpits in nine churches by prominent physicians and men inter- ested in the scientific fight on the White plague" Preachers in the various churches left their places and among the speakers who ad- vised ways and means to pre- vent tuberculosis of lungs was Bol. .on Smith, local banker, who oc- .upied the pulpit at the, :; First Methodist churck A,5ssv
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Not the Chair.

ment house, new at the business, and sensitive about performing an unpleas- ant duty. He was particularly em- barrassed because the lady upon whom he had called to perform tEis unpleas- ant duty was so exceedingly polite. Still, the van was at the door, the lady was in arrears in her payments, and he remembered his duty.
 Good morning. said the lady. Its a beautiful day, isn't it?'
 Beautiful" he agreed.
 Wont you take chair?" she said.
 "Er-no, thank you, not this morn lng," he stammered. I've come to take the piano!"-Exchange
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
The ReNoluinn Cat.

Little Susie has always been deeply Interested in mechanical toys, and numbers several among her choicest possessions. Recently the family cat, having apparently eaten something which disagreed with her, began mad race around the room, leaping chairs, diving under sofas and turning gomersaults. Susie's mother, much frightened, seized her small daughter and mounted a convenient table. But Susie remained unscared. Clipping her hands in glee, she shouted Wind again."
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Thlnqs That Trip.

Its fact said the man who was given to moralizing, that one cannot be too careful about trifles. Some times when a mans going along plan. ming some big things some little thing that he's overlooked trips him up"
 Yes" the plain man agreed, and there should be law against throw ing banana skins on the pavement"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Oldest Judge in United States.

Charles Field, who is believed to be now presiding, has just celebrated his ninety third birthday by holding a ses- sion of the.district court at his home in Athol, Mass. While in good health, the judge is feeble and too weak to journey to the court room. Judge Field, in 1860, was chosen presiden- tial elector, and with J. G. Whittier and others cast his vote for Lincoln and Hamlin.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
New York the Venice of America.

It is surprising thing to know that New York city, although not known as the American Venice, contains more islands than any city but Venice, for within its boundaries 4are 31 sep arate and distinct islands, most of which, encircled by deep water will afford unlimited shipping accommoda. tions and. dockage for the commerce of future years, to reach undreamed of proportions, judging from past and present growth.-The Giant City New York" National Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Whera the Urchin Scored.

The busy man stopped before an office building and leaped from his carriage. At the same moment an ambitious urchin ran forward and piped: Hey, mister, kin I hold yer horse?' No, you can't" snapped the busy man. Won't charge y much" insisted the urchin. T don't care about the charge" impatiently responded the man, throwing a blan- ket over his bony steed, My horse will not run away" Gee, mister, didn't think he'd run away!" "No?" NO, thought he might fall down."
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
A Dry Day At Camp Taft.

Chattanooga, Tenn.-The sheriff of Walker county, Georgia, Sunday caused consternaticn at Camp Taft when he summarily closed all restaurants and soft drink stands. He ordered that no near beer" be sold and to be cer- tain that his order was carried out everything was closed. Aside from the 6,009 soldiers in camp there was a vast throng of visitors to the park and there was loud protest at the action of the Georgia sheriff, but to no avail. The sheriff says the lid is on to stay.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Making 1t Sure.

The lawyer was drawing up En- peck's will.
 q hereby bequeath all my property to my wife," dictated Enpeck. "Got that down."
 Yes" answered the attorney.
 "On condition,' continued Enpeck, that she marries within a year"
 But why that condition?" asked the man of law
 Because" answered the meek and lowly testator, q want somebody to be sorry that 1 died. See?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Easy.

You are one of the city's most fam ous lawyers, are you not?"
 'I believe so.' And men of different pursuits are constantly coming to you for advice?" Constantly"
 Now, who profits by your advice?" q do."-Houston Post.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Qauke In Oklahoma.

Fort Reno, Okla.-Farmers residing in the Piedmont neighborhood, mid way between Fl Reno and Guthrie, report earthquake vibrations early Sat. urday continuing several seconds.
 Heavy rains fell through this section Saturday.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
For Twenty Years

Other chill remedies have sprung up, flourished for brief season, then passed away-even from memory-but for twenty long years Cheatham's Chill Tonic has been in the field of ac- tion. The reason is simple. It has merit. It actually cures Chills and Fevers while the majority of others merely promise to. One bottle guar anteed to cure any one case.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
One Bottle or Less.

Malaria is easy to contract in some localities, and hard to get rid of that is, if the proper remedy is not used. Cheatham's Chill Tonic frees any one from it promptly and thor oughly. It is guaranteed to cure any kind of Chills. One bottle or less will do it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
"lt Finds the Spot"

The Oil we struck is the Oil that has stuck while others have passed away, simply because it cures your Pains, Aches, Bruises, Sprains, Cuts and Burns quicker than any other known remedy. Hunts Lightning Oil. It's fine for Chigger bites also.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

"For years 1 was
 weak and run down, could not sleep, my limbs swelled and the secretions were troublesome; pains were intense. I was fast in bed for four months. Three doc tors said there was
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
A Eaunred Fowl

q has been told,' said Miss Miami Brown, "dat de parrot is one of the longes'- lived birds dat is"
 De statement" replied MT Erastus Pinkley, 'is strictly pathological"
 q wonder why?"
 T 'specks dat one reason why de parrot lives so long is dat he ain good to eat. t."-Washington Star.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
A Difficult Lesson.

"It is next to impossible for a man to teach pretty girl how to whistle" said musician who is a good whis- ter
 How is that?" he was asked
 Well, providing she is not your wife or sister, when pretty girl gets her lips properly puckered she usually looks so bewitchingly tempting that he kisses her, and the consequence is she doesn't have a chance to blow note."
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
How is that?" he was asked.
Dads Dilemma.

T see your girl has a beau.
 Yes said the damsels father, and l don't know just how to handle the mutt. Shall I be friendly with him, and lose my dignity; or shall hold myself aloof and be considered an old grouch?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Carriage to Match.

q heard Miss Gadabout wondering the other day what sort of an electric she should get"
 q would advise her. if she wants something fitting, to buy runabout." Baltimore American
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

You can not love the real sun, that is to say, physical light and color. rightly unless you love the spiritual sun: that is to say, justice and truth, ightly.-Ruskin.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Hicks, capudine Cures Women.

Periodic pains. backache, nervousness and headache relieved Immediately and assists nature. Prescribed by physicians with best results. Trial bottle 10c. Regular ziEe 2Sc and soc at all druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

no cure for me, and I was given up to die. Being urged, I used Doan's Kidney Pills. Soon I was better, and in few weeks was about the house, we'll and strong again"
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box. .Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Hicks Capud;ne Cures Headache

Whether from colds, heat, stomach or nervous troubles. No Acetanilid or dan gerous drugs. It's liquid and acts imme- diately Trial bottle 10c. Regular 25c and soc at all druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

Perhars you have noticed that when a woman says: There's no use talk mg,' she keeps right on talking, just the same
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
kAZY,

Publisher-The third chapter in this manuscript is so blurred 1 can't make it out.
 Authorizes; that is where I used London atmosphere. That is the fog, -ou know
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

Kansas City, Mo.-Mrs. Susan Fur ner, wife of Louis c. Turner of Ar genuine, Kas, gave birth to quadrup- lets, three boys and girl.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

It doesn't matter if a father does know less than his son-just so he is able to support him.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Never Fails.

There is one remedy, and only one 1 have ever found, to cure without fail such troubles in my family as eczema, ringworm and all others of an itching character. That remedy is Hunts Cure. We always use it and it never fails"
 W. M. CHRISTIAN,
 50c per box Rutherford, Tenn.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teething softens the gums reduces i. fammaton aliays pain, cures wind colic 25c bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

Feet Ache-Use Aliens Foot-Ease Over 30 UO testimonials Refuse mutations Send for free trial package. A. s. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
sED-eoUND FOR MONTHS.
Hope Abandoned After Physicians
 Consultation.

Mrs. Enos Shearer, Yew and Wash- ington Sts., Centralia, Wash, says:
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

If you wish to be held in esteem you must associate only with those who are stirnable-Bruyere.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
SWEET THINGS.

Maude-How do look in the water, dear?
 Mabelle-Best ever-when your fig. ure is totally immersed.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESs CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing it is simply Quinine and Iron in tasteless people and children. 50c
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24
Wealth of American Indians.

The Indians of the United States own about $35,000.000
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

Sufficient unto the day are the 24 hours thereof. as
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-07-24

Don't forget that a thing isn't done because you intend to do it.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-11
DEPEW DEFENDS CORTELYOU
New York Scion Replies to Culber.
sons Charges in Senate.
Also Compares Attitude Toward an
Regarding Railroads.

Senator Depew. Of New York, address
ed the Senate yesterday in defense OF the
policy Of the Secretary q the Treasury in
going to the aid Of the money market in
the recent financial stringency.
Figures are elusive" said 1ir. Depew,
referring to the statistics on distribution
of government funds in national bank de-
positories. cited by Senator Cuiberson, Of
Texas las an illustration if a cab driver
were to increase his daily earrinss from
81 to 8, he might correctly claim that he
had increased his income 90 per cent
and IL would not excite comment but If
the New York Central were to increase its
earnings go per cent it would cause a
special session Of the legislature"
AIr J. p Morgan, Of New York, whose
attitude in the recent panic was praised
by Afr Depew. heard the speech from the
Vice Presidents row IN the reserved gal
lery.
Senator Dtpew read from the reports Of
transactions on the New York stock ex-
change to show that during the financial
depression there was less speculation than
during the comparative period of the pre-
vious year He defended the action Of
Secretary Cortelyou, and declared il
would be written down as one Of the
brightest pages in the history OF Ameri-
can financial administration.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-11

The Washington correspondent Of the
New York Evening Mail is also connected
with the Washington bureau or the Bal
timore American.
lie began his newspaper work IN
Baltimore on the American after his grad
uation from Princeton IN 1878. SIR. Shriyer
came to Washington March 3. 1885. as a
correspondent for the Baltimore Ameri-
can, which position he held until 1857,
when he became managing editor OF a
publishing company in Baltimore.
lie resumed his work IN Washington IN
1873 as correspondent for the New York
Mall and Express and Cincinnati star.
remaining with those papers for twelve
years. resigning To resume his cOnnec-
tion with the Baltimore American.
In 1906 he became Washington CORE
spondeHt for the New York Evening
Mail also. He has been the efficient sec
tary Of the Gridiron Club for four
years.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-11
REPORT ON DISTRICT BILL.
Commissioners Favor one and OPP
pose Other Proposed Acts.

The District Commissioners yesterday
forwarded to Congress reports on num-
Der of pending bills relating to the Dis
trict
They approve the bin proposing 10
change existing plans for street extern
sions in the northeastern section by ex-
punglng the extension Of Girard street
east Of Mills avenue and substituting
therefor street 10 be known as Twenty
seventh street, extending from Franklin
10 Hamlin street They submit a re-
vised bin for this purpose, intended 20
correct errors I'm the original bin
They recommend uufavorable action on
the bin To extend Ontario place north
west. believing that the proposed extern
sion can be better carried out under ex-
isting provisions for street development
in that neighborhood.
The Commissioners also oppose the bill
proposing 10 make the pay OF all en-
ployes on public works DO the District
S202 "A day. giving as their reasons for
doing so that il would put innrm and
comparatively incompetent W0Tkmen on
a par with hale and capable men. and
fiscal year. Uusklled labor is now paid
$50 10 1.75 a day on public works. and
skilled labor is paid as high as $3.50 a
day. Aged employees are kept on the rolls
at $l.Z5 a day
The Washington herald., 1908-02-11

Good Food, Good Company, Good Service
at Hotel St. Regis, heN York.
A FAMOUS RESTAURANT

It is stated on reliable authority that
more than half a million dollars Is nightly
paid at the cash desks OF New York
City restaurants by people who dine. At
many OF the great dining establishments.
for which that city is famous. It is often
necessary TO engage tables in advance, IL
one would avoid waiting or the danger OF
going hungry.
One OF the most inviting Of New YORK;
restaurants is that In the Hotel St, Regis,
az Fifth avenue and Fifty-hfth street.
Here one Is assured good company. good
food. and good service amid unsurpassed
surroundings. a visit to this sumptuOus
dining-room Of an evening, with its crys-
tai eIectroliers all agl0w, with fits fault-
lessIy set, fower-centered tables, sur
rounded by beautiful women and we'll
groomed men, and the sparkling jewels
and wines, mingled with the irresistible
sparkle OF wit and ood-fellowship, Is a
pleasure which no visitor to New York
should miss. In the grand dining hall OF
the st. Regis, easily the most beautiful
room Of its kind IN the world, or, for
that matter. in any one Of the numerous
smaller dining rooms here provided, you
will realize the fact that St. Regis cook
cry tempts and satisfies. while st. Regis
prices bring the meal well within reach
Of those who must consider the cost, the
restaurant charges being no higher than
al other hotels OF the first class.
But the st. Regis restaurant, superior
as It is, is only one Of the numerous at
fractions offered by this leader among
the great hotels OF the world. In every
detail that makes for comfort. safety.
and healthfulness. this perfectly built and
equipped hotel is pTe-eminent. l. beau
tifully furnished room for 81 a day, or
the same with bath for s. a day; or q
parl0r, bedroom, and bath for So
The Washington herald., 1908-02-11
LLOYD IS CHAIRMAN
Heads the Democratic Con-
greSSional Committee.
PLACE KEPT FOR J. [. NORRIS
District of Columbia Mans Position
az Treasurer Remains vacant Pend
Ing Result of His HIness-FIOOd
and Bowers Withdraw, as Pre-
dieted, but Ryan Fails tn Win.

The Democratic Congressional commit
tee met last night and organized for the
coming campaign by electng Represent
alive james T. Lloyd, of Missouri, as
chairman.
The contest for the Craftsmanship was
between Mr. Lloyd and Mr.. Ryan, Of
New York Mr.. Flood, Of Virginia, and
Mr.. Bowers, OF Mississippi, who were
considered candidates until recently,
withdrew from the fight
The Ryan supporters led by Represent
alive Fitzgerald, of New York, and Rep
resentative Williams, of Mississippi made
the contest on the ground that the chair
man should be "a Northern man, familiar
with conditions in the large cities Of that
section, where the Democrats must make
their gains to carry the next House. Mr.
Lloyd's popularity. however, won against
this argument the vote being 3 20 II in
his favor
Mr. Lloyd was vice chairman during
the campaign of 1906 and had charge in
the West, where he succeeded i'm regain
ing many districts which had been lost by
iiie Atcil ~ lti liit it MUS 'afii lttiE tAt
Clarke Made Secretary.
Il was decided that the secretary Of the
committee should bee "a member of the
committee. and RepreseE tauve Frank
Clarke. OF Florida. was chosen unani-
mOusly. Charles A. Edwards. who has
oifeiated for several years AS secretary,
viii be appointed assistant secretary. j.,
J. SnnOtt was chosen scrgeant-at-aTms.
The position Of treasurer Of the commit
tee was left vacant. in Difference 10 Hon.
James /. Norris. Of the District Of Co
lumbia. who has oficiated IN that ca
pacity FOR "a quarter Of a century, Mr..
Norris has been I'D for the past year,
and there is some question as TO whether
he will be able to continue TO serve. If
be Is unable, the chairman will appoint
a treasurer.
There was some effort on the part Of
ultra-BTyan men 10 C0nstTue the election
Of Mr.. Lloyd as a Bryan victory. but
the Bryan men who had supported Mr..
Ryan refused 90 allow this construction
20 be placed upon the election. Mr.. Lloyd,
however, Is an ardent Bryan man.
The Washington herald., 1908-02-11
TO PAY INJURED employees.
House Bill Provides Compensation
for Government Workers.

A bill was introduced in the House yes
terday providing for compensation 10
civilian government employees injured in
the line Of service.
II provides that the United States shall
be liable to IT'S civilian employees whose
COMPENSATION. or probable earnings. is
less than $500 per annum. This pro-
vision also includes employees under the
Isthmian Canal Commission and the Pan
anna railroad and steamship lines.
The pension Is awarded for any injury
arising out Of. or in the course OF, the in
jured persons employment
No compensation shall be paid under
this act for the first thirty days Of such
injury. or whore injury is due 10 willful
misconduct OF the employe injured,