The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-12-15
DRIFTWooD

Just think, Adam had his Christmas Eve with him tho whole year round. ,.,it. ait is truly 2 pItitui sight to see with green hat.
 Report comes from New Yerk that on sa's ssx they ss sss ss.sn sorssr t there there yet-~-lre 10 doubt just sonsbody laying
 The DaEias News declares that money talks too much. Afebhe Ito The News man, but most nx sue have So Mef sr, ear trumpet to hser its wee small voice
 From England cohnes the astenish- ing news that there are i0o.0oc mar ried couples there who would get a matrimonial knots shouidn't bs tied m such . fashion that it takes lawyer to untangie .em,
 M Aasfee. .-,se,
 Shop early. shop late,
 It's nearing the date Crowded stofes. streets and ears.
 nut take my advice. Don't give him box ef cigars.
 Buy him tie.
 To tempt hiun with photos of c''stars."
 Give him a pen -F4. s4
 Or bottle of gin, But for Hsavsn's sake den'tigivs cigars:
 If you are his wife.
 He'll adore syousScT life. If you. give him , q niee suit or jars.
 Neat Crnamenena. s But please do nst give him cigars.
 Give him green hat. On, hts cheek. but remember 1t mars
 His fun for the day A soxx x0o of taSs those s'a christsias s Cigars"
 "Pistols must go,- says . Tennessee paper. Well. judging by recent oe- currences they do so some up there.
 Montgomery's favorits song after January list win % Goodbye Booze"
 Sc much for flies art schoci: 4 before e woman will draw the proper conclusions concerning hina.
 The hairs of eur head are numbered. but. some of the houses in Montgcms cry are not. What is the reason. Mfr. Aayofs 1. for freddy. They started out the nrst thing to swat him good and hard for some oe his fool innovations. Oh the Christmas 'beiies." the Christi
 They're cute and sweet. and dainty. But ys'n ,s 1s. fsllSw scoa TsE tsIss amt i he,
 ltss just like young father to im- asine the baby takes after. him. be- cause he bowls just like his old cole
 No matter how full of pins a wo., mans mouth happens to be- she won't stop talking
 This is the time of year when .. esr. tain Montgomery blonde would hang up her stocking if 1t hadn't completely outsrown sAntA's knowledge.
 The Montgomery Advertiser has freshened up business by anouncing that kissinx removes freckles At this Say RSster F il Ss tSs Sr sStos sp the queen of the society columns who invented the- recipe.---MusiEogee (ok.) ~
 An inQuisitive editor wants to know how a writer with such a<monstrous imagination as that possessed by Phil SA,rmssscong nssc s ess eyer m,ansgs to luli essential to "healthy imagination. = (Mlssouri. Missouri. our native land) Piedmont Journal.
 Ia tAe Land of Far AvvaS. The little boy looks in the fire and / dreams
 .a of iS.,, ths Land @ Of Far y Away A ,.,..,.
 Of what fs will do some day. somstimss he's general on prancing
 Sometimes on the seas hold sway.
 Tn the Land of Far Away. Oh the Land of Far Away-what scenes
 Are pictured in htg brain4
 AS he dreams and dreams a9ainP For the little boy there in the bis arm
 with his trousers torn and rent, May some day stand in fuli command
 At the head of the Government. Oh the Land of Far Away. some time,
 The boy will be a man. Though today he hasn't got . dime. And win earn a placeain the world of
 Aithoush it's q long. hard light, With Q cheereal heart I'll do my part,
 Aud fight the battle right" Oh, the poor little boy in the bis arm
 
 Isn't noticed at all. pcorgkid. And he doesn't tell of his bright dreams
 He'd get laughed at if he did. So he and his dog--two stsadtaSt
 Just sit on the rug and play. But the good dog knows his Joys and And his dreams of the Fer Away. 
 The South is combining for indus try and the growth of the new South. Having had an example of how ten- aelousIy the South sticks to a cause, be not surprised if they. divert the Erie Canal through Montgornery. Ala. or if Va. gets eur new Union Station!-Buhalo News.
 Phil IT. Armstrong; is writing some mighty good stun for The Montgomery Advertiser and should be kept poor and busy for about ten yeare, when he would soon be rich, thereafter, and nave all the big magazines and pub fishers running after him with big of- 'ers. He is e Jacks6n County boy and already one of the gFeatest natural porn poets in the state.-TaIiadega Re- (Many. many thanks, brother, for 1our kind words of praise and we hope Te. shall live to merit them.)
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 Tho JolIy PaEngEaeheru.
 J. Pierpcnt Morgan east pie for luncheon, md yet some people claim that the rich ion.t have any good times.--New York There will be greet anxiety as to what