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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
Her Revenge.

On crowded street car recently
there were several stout men taking
up more room than they should. A
slip OF girl got on and the conductor
called out move up, please" They re-
luctantly moved about six inches and
the girl squeezed in. A few Minutes
later tremendously stout woman
laden with parcels entered and the
girl Immediately offered her her seat,
which she accepted. The selfish men
were lost to view under $50 pounds
OF stoutness and the girl chuckled to
herself.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
500 Beware, 500.

4, :. shsrs i. = .sss oss dsssdsz ssssss ss ssisses
has been able cure In all IL staeeo, and tAas 10
Esssrrh. Halle Catasrh Cars u the enly postuvs
cure aov known 70 the medical frAtarntty. CAtaxfA
being constitutional disesss. rsQuirss soastitu'
aoaal treatment. Halle CatsrrA Cure 10 taken in
tsrnay, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaees Of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
stYenxth By building up the constitutio0 and ass
Ing nature in doing its work. The prophstors have
much faith IN It's curative powsrs that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any that IL fails -
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address =. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold BY all Druggists. 73c.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
Profitable Investment.

~Yes." drawled the old postmaster
Of Bacon Ridge, "Jeff Weatherby
bought an ostrich from a circus and
started an ostrich farm, but by gum.
the Cstricn died"
Then suppose it was a dead loss?"
remarked the hat drummer
"Oh, no. Thar were so many hoss
shoes and bolts and rivets and screws
In the birds stomach that JEFF opened
up blacksmith shop"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
Effects Of the Trade,

"A shoemaker is a poor sort Of crea,
ture."
why so!"
Because he Is by trade a heeler.
and there is not time when he is not
willing to sell his sole"
But you must admit he has one
virtue"
What Is IT,"
He will stick to the last"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
He Laughed.

''Boohoo! Boohoo!" walled little
Johnny.
Why, what's the matter, dear?" his
mother asked. comfortingly.
neutrality-suspicious. fell on papa's
toes"
well, dear, that's too bad, but you
mustn't cry about 1t, you know"
Il d-d-didnt. l Laughed. BoohooI
hoo!"-Everybody's Magazine.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
The Retort Venomous,

$50 this is your widely advertised
dollar table d'hote dinner, is it7" said
the indignant would-be diner. as he
pushed aside an entree which he could
not masticate. why, this is the last
place in the world I would recon.
mend to friends"
Don't blame you. SIR" said tho
sad-faced waiter. Send your enc
mics here"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
$500 in Gold, Free,

Send us the names of your friends
who want piano, and if we secure an
order as result we will give you IS
In gold Tor your trouble. Send all tho
details you can and write plainly. Tho
knight-campbeI Music Co., 1625-sl
California ST. Denver, Colo.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

me. and for fifteen years the frequent
passages Of kidney secretions an
noyed me. But Doan's Kidney Pills
have given me almost entire freedom
from this trouble and I cannot speak
too highly in their praise"
Sold by all dealers. so cents
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
lIItteracy in New York.

DR.. Andrew S. Draper, commission
er OF education in New York, says
mat illiteracy is much more general
N that state than in Germany, France.
Great Britain, Switzerland. Scandj.
aavia or Japan.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
Sad but True,

Making his rounds in an isolated vii.
lage the censustaker gave one Of his
official papers to a woman that she
might fill in the required answers.
One OF the questions, instead of read
ing. Married or SINGLE" read, "Condi.
tion as to marriage" The woman filled
in the answer thus:
Awful hard up before. Wuss after"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

thirty years I SUI.
fered with kidney
troubles, and the at
tacks laid me up for
days at a time with
pain in the back and
rheumatism. When
l was up and around
Sharp fwfngea cau1ht
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
A Complaining Voice.

II wuz born in log cabin an never
learned to read an write until l wus
81 years DID,
"Well?"
"An' yit I've never been even men
toned fer the presidency. History is
q tickle jade. Herald.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

Jesse l.. Livermore, the plunger.
who cleaned up 100000 in Wall
street, and now has 100000 bales of
cotton, is only twenty.eight. Ten
years ago he was marking prices on
the board of Boston brokers' office.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

The average attendance at the New
York public schools is now $4,000,
which is about $4,000 more than one
year ago.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

A dog kept watch three weeks over
the body of his master, d. X. Rankin,
who killed himself near Lawton, Okla.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE'
That 10 LAXATIVE BROMO QuININE. Look for
the signature of Il. W. GROVE. Used ths World
svcr TO Cure . Cold in One bay. &c.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

Little wonder that Garfield Tea meets
with approval everywhere-it is the Ideal
Laxative; pure, mild, health giving! 1t reg
ulatss the liver and overcomes constipation.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces n
nammatlon allAys pain, cures wind coe. &c bottle
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
THIRTY YEARS OF 1T,
A FearfuIIy Long Siege Of Daily Pain
and Misery.

Charles Won Soehnen of 210 A st.,
Colfax, Wash, says: For at least
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

Halving another's sorrow is sure
way OF doubling your own joy.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

BY His Own Hand.
Everyone is the son of his own
Works.-Cervantes,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

Total ....................... 81 90
Above is sufficient seed to grow IS bu.
Of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-
liant flowers and all is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOB 12c,
or if you send Ice, we will add 4 package
of Berliner Earliest Caulihower. John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. X. & w.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

The trouble with Jealous woman
is that she can't keep the lid on.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

Some finished orators don't seem to
know when to quit.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07

Beware Of Debt.
Raleigh: Borrowing is the canker
and death Of every mans estate.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1908-02-07
For 12c

For 12c
and this notice the John A. Salzer Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis, in order to gain
250,OOO new customers during 1908, will
mail you free their great plant and seed
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-17
Admorished.

On Saturday night Pat Dougherty an nounced that be should call upon a sick friend. Accordingly he gave his money to his wife and departed. Nine o'clock came-12. 3: still he dId not re- turn. At in the morning the bell sounded.
 Be tn shades av St. Pathrick. Moike. yure a soight- g1sped Mrs. Do5shtery as she viewed the battered figure of her beiated spouse. vho. with head tightly bsndssed. one arm in a sling and his right ere done In court plaster. limped painfully into the room. 'Phvat happened b yezT'
 Me an Chris Schultz hod a little argyniat down at Flan1izan's-
 -Arrmiat. is IF An tn lofkes av yez be afther gittil' Iicked be van av thim weasel faced. spindle shanked Dutchminy
 "whisbt. Eaggse- retrraed Nike s0ftlv. -Niver shp1ks dIsreshpictful sv tn dsad--Jgdge-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-17

SENATOR LODGE. PERMANENT CHAIRMAN. lars. We both, 1t is true, have a past and history, but we treat those pos sessions very differently. They wish to keep their past profound secret. We seek by all means to publish ours to the world. If We refer to their his- tory they charge us with calumny. We regard ours, truthful and undis- torted, as our greatest glory. To the youth of the country they say, Judge us solely by our undiscovered future" f" We say, Read our record, judge US by our past and our present. and from these learn what we are. what we have been and what we mean to be" Recall the cries which have sounded from the lips of these two parties during the last half century. On the one slde-"Slave- ". secession. repudiation of the public debt. flat money. free trade. free silver, the overthrow of the courts and gov ernment ownership"
 On the Republican side-"Free soil. free men, the Union. the payment of the debt. honest money. protection to American industry. the gold industry, the maintenance of law. of order and of <he courts and the government regula- <ion of great corporations" The old ehibboleths of the Democrats are today the epitaphs of policies which are dead and damned. They serve only to re- mind us of dasgers escaped or to warn us of perils to be summed. The battle cries of the Republicans have been ths watchwords of great causes. They tel of victories won and triumphs tasted They are embodied in the laws and mark the stepping stones by which the republic has risen to ever greater heights of power and prosperity.
 One Clear and Shining Fact.
 As we thus call ID the past and the echoes of these old conflicts again sound In our ears and touch the chords of memory. one great fact stands forth clear and shining. The Republican party has never failed except when f. has faltered. Our long career of vic tory. SO rarely broken. has been due to our meeting boldly each question as fl arose to our facing every danger as fl rrossed our path with entire couraze. fearless of consequences and deter mined only to be true to the principles which brought the party into existence snd to the spirit which has inspired f from It's birth. We faced secession rsther than ss<ent t0 fhe extension of s,svery- Rather than submit Co secs son we ttsA 4is a--- s----aH EE8rue1 c civil war. But q few years ago VI permitted tS1gssnis of Rsyubiiczas ts fss~e us. thereby fnperfling cur Politi | cal power. rztber than abandon ths 1 ref s..1dzrd and PlunEe the oouafT1 1 into disaster and dizhouo-
 Tn these latest ye1rx- zs h tbe nos- rEos we have heen true to cur trz I dIfinns- Tn the process cf develoPmezs . a paint wns reached wherp the ccuz-ry | wss cczfrpnsed tv q Eir1ztfon uo-E r<rIio1s thsn srT f has ever faced sx
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-17
Essnsrr e.zins .. L,sr.

-I hear you're teaebing yoUr son to play draw boxer Do you think thai vfseT
 Certainly. Hes bound to learn iron sous ore. If he learns from ne f keeps the noney Ia the fa7ly --Nev Fork Lta
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-17
LODGE ON THE ISSUES
Permanent Chairman's Ringin,
 Words of Challenge.
MUST CARRY OUT POLICIES

Party Stands Pledged to Continue tn,
 Presidents Crusade For Righteous.
 ness-Protection For American In,
 dustry and American Labor.
 Senator Henry Cabot Lodge of Mas sachusetts in assuming the permanen chairmanship of the Republican na tional convention at Chicago delivered the following address:
 Gentlemen of the Conventional thanh you most sincerely for the great honoi you have done me in choosing me tt preside over your deliberations. for il Is a great honor to be the presiding off. cer of q Republican national conven tion. can conceive of conventional have, indeed, heard of conventions where the honor of such post as thai now occupied by me is dubious, and where, if excitement is present, pleas ure is conspicuous by it's absence. But to be the presiding officer of a Repub lican convention is ever high distinc tion to which no man can be insensible
 Standing Upon Party Record.
 No political party in modern times can show such record of achievement during the last fifty years as the Re publican party. Upon that record we can stand and challenge all corners to the lists. But it is well to remember that the test we have to meet is much less severe. This is a comparative world. We do not go forth to contest the great prize with an ideal party, which we sometimes see beautifully de- picted by persons of self confessed su- periority and chronic discontent. The glittering abstraction which they pre- sent never existed yet on sea or land It gleams upon us in, printers ink, but it has neither substance nor organiza. ti0n nor candidates, for organizations and candidates must be taken from the ranks of men and cannot be the floating phantoms of an uneasy dream. The American people must choose next November between us and the Demo cratic party. With the Democratic party, and with that alone, must the comparison be made We differ from that party in some important particu-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-17
AUTO REPAIRING.

Fred Phoenix, Watertown, Conn. Automobile, Gas and Gasolene En- zine repairing. If it's anything
 in machine line bring it to us.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-17
COAL AND WOOD.

Frank Flamnia & Co. Dealers in
 Coal. Wood and Charcoal O7ce 1T1 and yard us S- Leonar6- Orders bT nall CT teispho1e
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-17

wo1ld you hs tbAut what rou want when a g cent adNnizht get it7
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-17
WATERBURY BUSINESS DIRECTORY.

DUA ~-~-~~~-~-~-o-o~-~-~
 COLLECTOR.
 Frank J. Rametti, Mercantile and commercial collection specially. Room 3, 16 E. Main.
 P. o. box 237. rel. CARRIAGE AND WAGON WORKS Gauthicr Bros, 36 Lounsbury St. Formerly with 6. Panneton 23 an 27 years. Tel 13i0 Wagon repairing and painting.
 CARPET CLEANING. The Model Laundry Company. Special prices on carpet cleaning thi month. Brussels 4c yd, etc.
 Telephone S9.
 DINING ROOM. Andrews Restaurant, 17-lS Harri
 son ave.
 Order cooking. Quick walters.
 Regular dinners a5c.
 DYEING AND CLEANING. Louis The Tailor, 13 West Main St Cleaning, Dyeing, Repairing. We will make your old clothes
 look like new
 DECORATING. c. E. Johnson, 6O9 No Main Painting and Decorating. All work given personal care. Paints, Brushes. Wall Paper.
 ELECTROLYSIS. Mary Tynan, Room 24, .1O9 Bank St Hairdressing and Manlcuring. Superfiuous hair, warts, moles, etc, removed without pain or scar. EYEsIGHT SPECIALIST.
 J. H. Jencks, Filter of the 50 Easy" Eye Glasses
 Old ones repaired.
 132 F.. Main.
 EAST END CARRIAGE co. P. R. Larocque, Prop. East Main St Carriage Manufacturers. Horseshoeing, blacksmithing, re-
 pairing, painting. Tel. FACTORY REMNANT CORNER. A full line of Madras, Fercales Lawns, etc, 50 % off reg prices. Remember they're remnants. Cor South Main and Meadow Sts. FLORIST. John Evans, Watertown, Conn.
 Florist and Nursery. Cut Flowers and Bedding Plants always in stock.
 FURNITURE REPAIRS. w. l.. Sanders, ? River St. l recane chairs, do carpet cleaning take care lawns, general jobbing.
 Send post card.
 GhalN, FEED, ETC. New York Grain and Feed Store,
 116-120 Meadow St. Hay, Straw, Grain. Dr Hess's Feed Bags and Whips, 25c.
 GRAIN, FEED, ETC. l. A. Spencer, se2-s94 k. Main St. Wholesale and retail dealer in Grain. Feed, Hay. Straw, Poultry .n Supplies, etc. Tel 673.
 GRAIN, FEED, ETC. Joseph Pope, 52-54 Canal St. Grain, Feed, Hay. Straw and
 Poultry Supplies.
 Animal Fertilizers. Tel. GALIPEAU's ORCHESTRA.
 J. Ga1ipeau. Music furnished for weddings, recep- tions and private parties. Room 21. Citizens bank bldg. GROCERIES, FEED. HAY, ETC. Geo Barton. OakviIle, Conn. Staple and Fancy Groceries. Fresh Provisions received daily. Flour, Feed, Hay, Grain, etc.
 GROCERIES. Dixon's Grocery, 332 North Main St. Watch space for future prices. Fancy and Staple Groceries.
 Premiums given away. GROCERIES AND MEATS. Buy your Meat at Bleys Market,
 226 South Main St, where you get per cent discount. The best at reasonable prices. GROCERIES AND MEATS. M. J. Wall, SOP East Main. First-class Groceries and Meats.
 Reasonable prices. Deliver all over city. Tel 1905. GROCERIES AND MEATS. Fred J. Joiselle, 2gI Mill St. Full line first quality Meats, Groceries and Vegetables.
 Telephone 146-s. GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. !. H. Hapenny, Bishop st
 Eiour -Gr ~ant
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-17

side were the radicals of destruction. who wished to change everything. These two forms of radicaiism are as far apart at the outset as the poies. but when carried out they lead alike to revolution. Between these two ex- tremes the Republican president and the Republican congress were compel led to steer. and. while they advanced steadily. soheriy and effectively. they were obliged to repei the radical as- saults on either hand.
 The policy of the Republican party fin dealing with these new and formfds. hts questions which have taken con crete form la enormous combinations of capital and in great public service corporations has been formulated and determined That policy is to use gov. ernment regulation and supervision for the control of corporations and combinations so that these great and necessary instruments of commerce and business may be preserved as use ful servants and not destroyed because they have threatened tO become dan EeroHs masters.
 opposed ts esvernrsnt o~nership.
 This policy is the absolute opposite Of govemIe1t 0wnership and sll like measures. advocated ly our opponents. which tend dirertly to scciaIism and to an it's attendant miseries and evils.
 lt is i1 rurs1znce of this poIiry. shsped ard sstfisi during the past few yes-s. that oid laws hsve been eaforosd ard new ones snzeted
 N0fhinz is Eors destructive ts th. rsSpsct for Isw. the chef huIrark nf tiviHzsd sacie-v. than to place laws upon the ststufs hcok fn order ussiy to sun p1tltc clszor and -ssss1r the
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-08-19
LEE JOHNSON
VISITS WENATCHEE
SUNNYSIDE CANDIDATE FOR
CONGRESS AND FATHER OF
THE LOCAL OPTION BILL IN
LAST LEGISLATURE is IN
TOWN.

The Hon. Lee A. Johnson, of Sun
nyside, candidate for congress from
this district, running on the repub-
lican primary ticket, is in Wenat-
chez today on his itinerary through
the district. He is stopping at the
Chewawa. Mr.. Johnson is known as
the father of local option in this
state. One can readily account for
the success of this movement with
such a personality as Mr.. Johnson
behind it. He is a big man physical
ly as we'll as mentally, of pleasing ad-
dress, and impresses one the moment
he meets him. When asked for an
interview, Mr.. Johnson said:
Il suppose my position in the local
option movement is sufficiently we'll
known that you would not care to
have me talk on that. You know |
introduced the local option bills in
the last two legislatures. A thing l
am greately interested in, ana, take
it, thing near to your hearts is the
open river movement. l was hearty
of the appropriation in the
last legislature for preliminary sur
vey of the Columbia. I have pledged
time and again during this cam
paign, my best endeavors, in case l
should ever get to congress, toward
a sufficient national appropriation to
make the Columbia a great highway
for commerce. It is one of my hob
bies. When in the legislature l was
chairman of the committee on irriga-
tion, another subject of great mo-
ment to Wenatchee. l am a farmer
of irrigated land and know its prac-
tical problems as well as those facing
it from legislative standpoint.
Should I be nominated and elected I
would put forth every effort of
which 1 am capable to secure more
government money for Washington
irrigation enterprises, and would
strive to have this money distributed
equally over the state"
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-08-19
SMART WEDDINGS.

And every other event where cards.
invitations or anything which should
be handsomely printed is used, there
is just ORG place in central Washing
ton 10 have your order properly at
tended TO.
The pace is known to smart people
As the Daily World Printery, adloin-
ing the Columbia Valley Bank.
Easy enough TO find us, or writ
ten or telephone order will receive
the same attention as that given in
person. We want you to see our
work. Notice your invitation next
time you're invited to a smart we'd
ding. If it is smart-we will have
printed the invitation.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-08-19
STATES HIS VIEWS
CONTINUED fron Page One.)

county had sent out circulars advis-
ing all democrats to register and
vote at the primary election. This is,
n believe, true. But in the circular
there is not the slightest reference to
any candidate. There is not even a
suggestion that there is a Judge to
elect. Is it partisanship to suggest to
voters the propriety of exercising the
elective franchise? l herewith in
close one of the said circulars, and
will be glad to have you publish it in
full, so that your readers may judge
for themselves.
l want to see every voter in the
entire county attend the primary cleo
ton, it matters not what his politics
may be or for whom he intends to
vote. The primary law was passed
for the purpose of taking political
power out of the hands Of machines
ana political bosses, and placing it in
the hands of the people. In every
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-08-19
Coolest Spot in the City.

Patrons of the Chewawa Grill find
it the coolest, quietest and cleanest
spot in the city to spend the noon
hour After enjoying good meal
Cat a surprisingly low price,, it is
pleasant to sit for a few moments
and visit with your friends
in the capacious lobby of the hotel.
Comfortable chairs are abundant,
and you are made to feel at home - Is
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-08-19
DANGER IN DELAY.
Kidney Diseases are Too Dangerous
for Wenatchee People to
Neglect.


for Wenatchee People to
Neglect.
The great danger of kidney trou-
bles is that the get firm hold be-
fore the sufferer recognize them.
Health is gradually undermined.
Backache, nervousness, lameneSs,
soreness, lumbago, urinary, troubles.
dropsy, diabetes and Bright's disease
follow in merciless succession. Don t
neglect your kidneys. Cure the kid
neys with the certain and safe rem
edy Doan's Kidney Pills.
Mrs. D. w. Reese, living at Ari-
IONA avenue, Roslyn, Wash, says: II
never used a remedy that gave me
such entire satisfaction as did DOan's
Kidney Pills. l suffered from kidney
and other complications for at least
25 years. l had a dull, heavy, bear
ing down pain across the small of my
back and down through the loins.
TrOubel with the secretiOns existed
at times their action being too fire.
quent and painful in passage, and
again scanty. l used six boxes OF
Doan's Kidney Pills and they gave
me entire relief from these difficult
ties, and only those who suffer as
did can appreciate the great benefit
l received. / have since recommend
ed them to many of our neighbors
who have used them and received the
best possible results
For sale by all dealers. Price, SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
N. Y, sole agents for the United
States
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-08-19

Read the financial statement of the
Bankers Reserve Life company in an
other column of this newspaper.
George o. Brewster, Eastern Wash
il gton Manager, Wenatchee, Wash. =
1926
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-08-19
The Chewawa Grill.

Wenatchee is to be congratulated
on having the best grill in the state
between Spokane and Seattle. The
Chewawa service is metropolitan, but
the prices are not. A first-class meal
is provided for Csc to 40c, which in
the larger cities would cost double
the amount and the quality of serv-
ice and preparation not surpassed. **s
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-08-19

Read the financial statement of the
Bankers Reserve Life company in an
other column of this newspaper.
George O. Brewster, Eastern Wash
ington Manager, Wenatchee, Wash. :
S-25
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-08-19

A. G.. Holler is offering his Squil-
chuck ranch and implements for sale
for $4,000. See another column of
this newspaper for particulars. 8-25