The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1908-10-29
November Forecasts
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,,,n.e and a pitcher
,,pbier aud a stand
o,,r in double.brcasted cio'hes'
,gs music by the hand
tstappeal 10 reason
.,,vd with cheering draft
..,,,. toiks think H. Bryan.
A.tothers think ~ TAFT
,.psakrr on Pullman
mti, pahtomim"'
bs.ty diagnosis Of
Inc pcrils Of our time!
, farewell aud promise.
Ateuediction AT
some oIks think ~ bryan.
Aud Others think ~ TAFT
,m.n with twenty dollars.
Another man With ten.
,.sif exchange "f challenges,
Ana two cScited men;
.bow down and n wasef'
Atauknote aud n draft
.,me folks think H. Bryan
And others think ~ Taft.
bomestrstch and a tumuit.
A spyslass aud n shout
Afe,erish excitement while
They try To make them out
ayins dust cloud leading.
A second cloud ahafi-
some FOLKS think H. Bryan.
And Others think H. TAFT.
In the ola Roman calendar
November was the ninth month.
Blessing, Tell early. and the empire
cav, thanks JUS, before the first
frost bu, abou, 700 B. c. the trusts
| Jeff the people so little to be thank
iul for after nine months that II was
decided 10 wait a while and see IL
ANYTHING would come OF the Roman
elections. Numa according 10 Prof.
Gabby's explanation, made Novem-
Der The eleventh month and had
Thanksgiving tall nth the first
novs, Notwithstanding the month
gets It's name from the Latin novem
lnine).
TIE risky colt will sniff the air,
hear the vhistlins quail. and the
festive calf will indicate the zenith
With bis tail. The frost will paint
he forest with a deep and redder
| dye, the hired man will shuck the
com, the pumpkin vine will pie. the
politicians will hi, up their Office
holding fsud, and the tigh,-wad dis
,rci candidate will figure to the
good
And then the presidential race
AN hold IT. royal sway.
And everyone will exercise
his liver, anyway.
Hell bounce u 10 and down between
his panoreas and sisEard.
And waltz II through his inner works
IRON round To IEEard.
Ana even through his present race
May prove 20 h. In vain.
Hell have the strength To run
sometime, perhaps. again.
At any rate the candidates will
dash into the stretch. and both
lohnSons will make themselves quite
Aafd to ketch. They'll squirt in
'pl'l'ed response to many Wild arous-
'"' and fan the dust up with the
sack dovnhanging from their trous-
'" They'll come in sight exhibit.
ing a score Of fancy PAGES, and only
oil The trembling earth in four or
ave high places. Morgan's face
VII daTken with the fiigh, Of gravel,
''i' and sods, and the crowd will
'ouno lis battle cries and give and
offer odds
ana Then there will he doinss on
Inh ngitated sphere
'n' earth viii pitch ana hue TO beat
Nherzied Texas steer.
N' sun Viii spin around and round
Ana blow up once or twice.
'u' moon viii turn very dark
Ana bloody hall OF fudge
ana no one viii remain To see
Who won for county Judge.
The election will be held on the
d. and the trusts will hold an all
neH' prayer meeting on the I'd. Mr..
O'y.n viii cast his vote for Mr.. Taft
VAC Will return the courtesy at Cincin-
a4'' and Mr. Rockefeller will receive
4' news at Cleveland. The quad
'uD'ai ass who wheels another
s'u'ennlal ass through town on a
I'''oaFrow will start from the Post
vince at 10 o'clock on the morning
~ we N'h' followed by 90 boys and
~ I' '00ISiler' The complete returns
S I be in the Lucille Weekly
squirt BY the sth.
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