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The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-13
La a.Rs' s.

Country Cousin lat telephone)-
Good-by. Cousin Bob; I've had a Lowell!
time in New York; sorry not to have
seen you. though.
Cousin Bob--I am, too, Mabel. bu
never mind; the next time you come
I'll show you a good time. I'll buy
you some cocktails.
Country Cousin-Cocktails What
are they? DO they wear them or
hats?
Cousin Rob-No: they're head orna
ments.
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Berry Roll.

Make rich biscuit dough. roll out
into large squares. In the center OF
square heap berries, any fresh fruit
and two tablespoons Of sugar. Pinch
the ends and edges we'll as you fold
over. Bake in moderate oven and
serve with butter and powdered
plain sweet sauce or plain cream and
sugar.
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Insomnia IS the not uncommon fate
Of the bgaiuwo.ker who, after wears of
continuous mental strain. re'ires from
active life The reason is that mental
activity demands a large supply OF
blood for tho brain. and the blood YES
selves to this large supply But. when
the hard work Is ever. the brain does
not always realize that Il needs less
nourishment. and hence the condition
Of excessive mental activity which is
what insomnia is.
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A Prophet in His Own Country.

FlVpHcl w TVS own SNeHPJ'
81 don't believe" remarked good old
Aunt Loeezy. that Lige Potter is
doin very well in Chicago
oh, I don't know" replied Uncle
Iiphalet. "Lige useter be a purity
sharp chap before he went there
Yes, hut we've been takin' the Chi
cago paper four years now, and it's
never once mentioned his name, even
when the hun Potter family went
there ter visit him. Puck.
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YOUR HAT
May he stylish One. Buf II Make
Trouble.

Trouble.
A man usually buys hat that's in
style" but the modern hat for men has
lots to answer for.
Baldheads are growing more numer-
Gus every day. Hats make excellent
breeding places for the parasitic germs
which sap the life from the roots OF the
hair.
When your hair begins to fan out and
your scalp is fur of Dandruff il Is
sure sign that these countless germs are
busly at work.
There is but one way 90 overcome the
trouble and kin the germs-thst way IL
to apply Newbro's Herpicide TO the
sealp--it will kill the germs and healthy
hair IL sure to result.
Sold by leading druggists Send iac. in
stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co.
Detroit Mich.
Two sKes-50 cents and y1.ee.
Paul C. Schulz & Sons. Special Agents
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NEW YORK MONEY.

New York, Aug. Money on call
easy 1@1H per cent, closing bid l.
Time loans steady; sixty days . per
cent; ninety days 2h per cent; SIX
months 3% per cent Mercantile
paper 31aMi per cent Exchange
steady, sixty days 1910; demand
'4SG.j3. Bar silver Gl%.
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ST LOUIS CATTLE,

ST. Louis, Aug. 12-CATTLE-R
ceipts $500; steady; beef steers $3.50
1850; stockers and feeders 275n450.
COWS and heifers 2S5N65O; Texas
steers 275m525.
HOGS Receipts 1000, ten lower;
ranged 500dG90.
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Saneness of Insanity,

The prisoner, charged with homi-
eide had entered the plea of insanity.
And how long were you insane?'
asked the court.
Just three minutes"
THAT wasn't long"
81 found it long enough for my pur-
pose" answered the prisoner, with
dignity.
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Rive Bre5d Cake

To one cup of sugar add four beat
an eggs, one cup of grated rye bread.
one cup of chopped nuts. almonds pre-
ferred. one teaspoonful of baking pow.
der and one teaspoOnful OF vanilla
Bake in a moderate oven Cover
with whipped cream OF eustsrd.
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stir into one quart boiling milk or
fruit juice Of any sort tthat from
stewed rospterries or cherries being
bostJ four rounding t1blesp0oufuis
corn starch dissolved in a little Of the
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ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected to August list, 1908.
The FAST MAIL RoUTk
Trains Leave Cairo:

'fNfbs SAfNs
1872 ., M. Daily Chicago VestihUle
Limited, arriving Chicago 1889 .. nj.
7s23 =. ~. Daily st. Louis Night
Limited. arriving st. Louis 1908 .. m
EIeeping car open ut $50 y. m.
500 a. M. Chicago Daylight Express
except Sunday.
500 a. m. st. Lcuis horsixs sx-
press, except Sunday.
1t:15 q. m. St Louis Fast Mail.
11:15 a. m. Chicago Midday Special
7:s5 D. m. Daily st. Louih Limited.
2:35 .. m. Afternoon Express for
odin, Effingham, Nation, Champaign
$40 p. m. Thebes Accommodation.
7:15 .. m Chicago and Eastern EZ-
press.
E:<s q. m. Memphis and Nashville.
g:rs q. m. Memphis and Nav Or
leans Limited.
500 .. ~. Ppdue.h and Louisville.
f:4f o. m. Daily Memuhir sss Nsv
Orleans.
t:4t o. m. Daily Esshrilis. Chstta
nooEs and Atlanta.
$50 .. m. Fulton Accommodation
$50 D. m. Paducah and Louisville
$500 o. m. Memphis and New Or
leans Special
For through tickets. sleeping car
accommodations End further informa
ton apply at Illinois Central Psssen
ger StaIion. Cairo. III
}. Ii. JONES, Ticket AsshL
o A. HATCH, G. p. a.
A. Ii. hhss0h. fsss. Traits as.
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The Cairo Bulletin is the only Cairo
iaper with the service of the AssO
cIated Press.
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a Common Mistake.

Il often happens that what IS mere
!. a habit is mistaken for a doctrine.
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ADVANTAGES of Wit,

Man could direct his ways by plain
reason. and support his life by taste
less food; but God has given us wit.
and flavor, and brightness. and laugh
ter and perfumers, TO enliyen the DAYS
Of mans pilgrimage, and to charm
his panied steps over the burning
marie Sydney Smith.
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STEAMER LIBERTY

CAIRO And NEW MADRID PACKET
Leaves Cairo at am. every Monasy,
Wednesday, snd Friday: New MADRID
at =. m. every Tuesday. Thursday
and Saturday.
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No Escape

Artist-It rained all day yesterday.
Poet-Yes, and I was prosecuted by
bill collectors from morning until
night.
Artist-There was no escape7
Poet-None ! CHANGED to look mp
end even the sky was dun
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RECEIPTS AND SHIPMENTS.

Chicago, Aug. 12-The following
car loads represent the days move,
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OFFICERS
DIRECTORS

Interest PAID On Time Deposits
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NeFthbsune

No. Z, Express daily, iy....f:S5 pm
No. 4, Express daily, w.. 2:11 am.
]. II. JONES. Ticket AssaA
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Substitute for Wood.

Pressed potato meal is used as sub
stliute for wood in making pencils.
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= OFFICERS f,

Accounts Of corporations and Indivfd.
uals especially solicited. nxchangs
furnished to any part Of the world.
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Jas iAItesiAvk eAN

sseaser Ar iaassczsssas ps.as b shs
fir-s .aHaal Co.szaas insar-szie fssE
ana t.xposifisn - iss heia ~ IssaE.-s
1css -e.ss - baiaz ~ { ~ the i.rzssi
sSslaisso1 u he ksas eseE Gtssa -
The ~.st
Tae tais o,saaS Gaaa.s. s.syteHlb--r
7-h. s1rh a grand p.slitary a.fs.ssaslr "A
tisX S.sSeFsos Bach ei pF.z.assf
Charles . sfui,ts " the Par szzgcs>
tiun. Mayor s.~-eE sf Dsnser aaa
Other psoassssnt men siE ss,cas. IN
entire s.s.il os tsissa STATES tr,-o,ps
sroa tesi isxAa- taxether ~ish seserai
th.sssnd ~ the Colsssa nsiiisia oil
v~rtscipsie N the essnin3 ceremonies
o. ,s L-ssor bay and The labor esgsns<s
tisss vii also have a celebration o.
has ben arranged fha; Issnser shall
b. sscerssod and illuminated ali week
Pans fireNosks teTms N. stirac-
t'sa al tho far ere.snds for Monday
Tuesday. Nedas sisy and Thursday
siehis and upon these nights there
~i h. Is sgscsAi sttrsctsssas IN tn.
CT,
FRIDAY night ~iu ~ "a ilinnsias ed
sstsssss>ssis parade through the princi
pal sirssts of the city. aaa oat 10 the
oAir grounds d " exyectea hat 100
eueos viii b. IN lire.
Saturday nieht Sih b. Q masked car
eivAl On the Streets " Desver, With
. nsAsked hall IN 81 Jebss Teaaple
Asery aepartDeas st the Interstate
Pair is filling rapidly ana the display
Stil be oae of tks ssssss remarksbie
ever gathered IN the West In the
aaisias exhibits sis~e ~ill b. twenty
tons d s.sieeted ores
On the horse aRa cattle departments
Wih sse thu finest saisasls IN the world
fhis department Wtli be- the largest
ever sssa west 81 the Missouri river
sad sose famous aaixsls SiII be ex
hibited
There Gill ~ sy,sciai running and
harRcss races every afterR0Oa and
also = horse Shoe N front II the
GrsBd stand This horss shoe is open
to the world ssa pvomises to be BY
Tar the best ever seea In the West
knsbensh.e. ske sirShip man. Sill
~ here with his great passenger car
Tying airship. end n. G.. Powers Is
gathering toeether . midway similar
10 the Pike st n I.oMis. and to be
known % the Great Divide, that will
~ rep,ste With sew and striking al
trsctioDs.
Csrgiulo. the great band sosster,
snd hts hand wtst give concerts twice
every day. and In addition will be =
0rWe a other hands, 30 that music
siii he oae of TIE big features
st Is promised BY the fair manage
aseat that there viii be something 90.
ing on every minute. % that the sew
eaty five thOusasA people expected
Uiil have plenty ~ entertainment.
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70 NEAL OF IMPORTANCE.
Luncheon Orssks W Osy ssr WOMEN
s~A Children.

Luncheon has become an American
institution. and has come 10 stay. II
is, to most women. the pleasantest
meal Of the dsy. even when psrtaken
Of At home. with none present but
the children" and the grown women
Of the household. II breaks up the
monotony Of daily tasks: II IL eatea
without hurry OF hurry, because with
little ceremony. Pickup" dishes and
ly In the menu-things for which
men. as q rule. care little and their
wives and daughters much Tea and
toast, cake and preserves can he e.
jOyeA without fear Of bsnterinG com
ment, and . harmless dash Of gossip
can be uncovered without provokins
severe structures.
The family luncheon Is the hest me
dunn | know Of for acquiring the val
uable French art OF concocting entrees
out of 'left-overs"
Some Johns have a rooted dislike
for made dishes"-a prejudice which
I may remark. adds sensibly to the
sum of household expenses. II would
double them but for the canny house
wife's use of cold cuts and scraps for
the midday meal Just for the chill
dren and myself"
Women don't cook for themselves
But for the saving clause. the chill
dren," our economist would starve her
self upon toast and tea. Being a moth
er. she brings forth Strengthening
soups, savory stews and relishful com
positions of fish and vegetables out OF
most unpromising materials, uncOn
sciously becoming q culinary artist
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Mi7NlM;;
-

The crepe de chine coat is a great
favorite.
The satin coat Is an excellent ex-
ample Of the present craze OF associ-
ating . cloth or yelling skirt with q
wrap Of satin.
Have 4 pendant or two Of unattached
chiffon floating about you-it makes
little difference where-and the sue
cess Of your gown will be established.
The empire and the Grecian are Q
particularly happy combination for .
summer evening gown. the tunic lend.
ing itself admirably to the long skirt.
For the more dressy tailor-made suit
a new combination Of white skirts and
colored coats is making its appearance
The little red golf jacket has also re
appeared.
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csliars In Dresden celors.

Stih collars have. for a long time
been embroidered. but 1t remained for
this summer to bring them forth deco
multitude OF Dresden shades. The lit
tie nosegays are placed on the corners
OF the collars in front, and they ado
just a dainty touch of color to the i'm
maculate whiteness Of a white liser
tailored suit.
With them are worn jabots. made o'
handkerchiefs, embroidered to match
the collar. or little butterfly bows il
plain white linen.
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receatly broke eli previous records for
climbing Aoet Hlsac BY making the
trtp 10 the sse eaA back from CRANES
hule,s In ~ hoSrs.
Prof Hobbs hAs performed many
othsr mountaaa climbing fests. but
regards the MOat Blanc sscessiOn his
prouasst e0ort
He he's noAe several trips abroad
in The lssa A0osA Year, ~ NEW for
the sspscial purpOoe a stulyinG the
geological formation ~ mOwntsins
and was present at Nj vesuvius nj
the time Of its last eruption two
years ago Al that tine he earned
the title Of the Grassy Ansricsn" be-
cause Of the lach II fear he sho ~ sd
In going - near to the crater Of the
volcano - possible. even before the
eruptioas had ceased
Prof Hobbs WAS graduated from the
Worcester Polytechnic institute with
the class Of 1859. and immediately
after graduation entered the Johns
Hopkins university II Baltimore.
whore he pursued . four years course
and received the degree Of Ph. d. He
thea entered Harvard college for u
posi- graduate course. AAd AFTER com
pletiAG his studies there studied in
German universities for several years
He Has been professor Of geology ri
Ana Arbor for two years previous 10
which he was connected with the Uni
versity OF Wisconsin
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the curious effects produced by one of
these. and for the following brief in.
formation. says Scientific American
That q number of houses should
have b zen wholly and in part destroyed
Is naturally to be expected Of any cy.
clone that II At all violent. But that
It should pick up a caster from table
twist Oh the handle and drive the
spindle through the branch Of q wal
nut tree is surely no common occur.
renee Mr.. Bricker assures us that be
fore the storm the caster found q
place on the table Of Mr. G. r. Franks
that 1t vas intact with the bottles in
their intended positions: yet after the
tornado the base was found in a wal
nut tree limb. exactly as 1t is shown
in the accompanying photograph. The
wind had unscrewed the top and taken
on the turntable. One Of the bottle.
Was found with twigs densely packed
into its neck. without a leaf stripped
The bottle. however. was broken.
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,s~sLs woas ~ sGw svvls
Psrisisa Fs~ey rshea W ~ omsrt
ls~1eN We~soa - e0oA&oa.

One Of the latest Partslaa iaactes in
jewels to be taken up by smart Lon
don women 10 \ cOrsAGe Oarnttupo OF a
fshnet drapery set with 1toosn1s, the
whole forming \ brilltaatly sciatillat-
ing drapery.
The usher net 10 AIet Uerk q ex
ceedinxly hne Sold threaAs. the meshes
formed Of diamonds ~ drapery
covers the shoxlAers 80 1Poops sew.
eral inches, and II u nals sntireay by
hand.
Mrs Cavendish- -Beattnck, Q sister OF
Mrs. Ogden Mills, were THE sort of
aiA10oA 0ssAwOrA - the oorsas, N
= royal blse rsbe. asA h1rs. EAvert
Ward, . receat BRIDE. Were . sinllaI
net Of diahOeds over . elinsiag haach
satin. Lady Camden Was alsO seea In
a pink robe having the diamond
meshed net. and In each case two large
diamond tassels and diamoAd set cords
fastened the jeweled drapery at the
hack
The inverted tiara Ia anOlher little
fad in jewels. This is q straight band
front from which teweled points de
scend, disappearing In the coifYure
Mrs. Waldorf Astor wore one ol
these inverted diadems the same eve
ming that the diamond studded corsags
draperies were seen.
The duchess Of Rutland also wore
a new pattern In diadems: IN this in
stance II WAS a pointed crown of whea,
ears meeting in the front and Queer
Alexandra wore 4 similar couture or
nament. but instead Of wheat ears q
diamond thistle rose from the center
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y eaxAr uovsyAsa cl.a0Ga
pros ssseos ~ Gornas Tns = ~vao
Cnay A@sr~Aa-

Uorc.s.er AAss -Th.s cry. the
houss of the famous ~os0au mountain
casusssr Ms. fsssse bsisa,cs y ora
HAa. cen zoe lAy claim 10 tks ass-
ss1oss0u Of also psoascinx E~a
ssosssAiI climber Uae hss sos fssse
abroad tnis soUsmex
William ii Hobbs. Professor os
O<osegy st the UuiscEssy ~ Michigan
aad q SOC Of the sste Caps. Horace
tIcees Cor asAas yeass osss of the
osdosf title examiners IN the state
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Freezing ariass served over eo.a
tiers uill .l~sys ss popassr ao nssfsci
boo mach the aoctoTs inseixh axAinsi
them freschn.nts DO ns good 10
ssis ls.s
The ~omsu ~bo b boiling hoi
@rss.s isst she car be made ceol bs
putting as mach s~e.teuea &c. ints
her stomach as she can buy xloas the
street
kai fortunately Tor her health she
nay live ous OF the reach of the 50
called ssTDaseT drinks then she csn
aaske them for herself and after she
hos grown accustomed to the hosae
made variety she ~ili pass b. the
others.
strange h is thai very fe~ ~emea
make a prsctic. Of eoacoctias all
sorts OF paiatable eooliaR drinks 70
serve through the four hot months
They depend on &c. water. miIk and
iced tea
Here are some recipes that have
been tried and found not wanting
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&s;zrggEyer &s;zrggEy DrigN

eupsli q eosd ssser. sd hrs.S . .
simmer over the hre.
Then strain mia UssA . cuvful u
syr1sy made Siss ssnns Asa ss.sr
saG to the sareea ssaDR. ana suss \ .
sssars and a half 81 ssssr asAaa ~
arsas On tne iee sssa n b cAassea
Gee. Csassoei OOAW-As - alter
nate fos barley Naier eQs cAillp~s anl
invalids IN suUaRer. usR GnfHsal h N
not osiy pslatsss~. ssss ss~rssAs.S II -
made BY mixing . laxos tassesvsossul
of crushed cats SttA . Bistte MA and
adding more nila to brtaG sAs sRoua,
TO q quart
Bring 10 . boil es~r tA~ - then
dr.s 10 one side A sAe stove sad sim
ms.r seatly 1or . a~Artos - = hour
strain through . cho4A. 80 Q little
sugar and put - ths ~ unsn wanted
This drink by ths Way. b ssceliest
in winter IL served h0f h b - sosA
for tired persoes q Asallas = hot
broth OF chickea sO~D.
le~sSa esaOor oAW-AoesAsr -.
cellest home -usaAp artoh tar suDaor
Is . mixture of hsaaGa go OtA0sr.
II is ss pslstsble 10 RaAy - tAs ~
ported ginger che. vAtcA = costly to
drink II oae makss . psoctioe q II
II is made ss follows:
Pour tSo galloas - soa1 Uatss over
a half -dosea leoOes thtaly siscs1 snA
add TO this sOt cutie - Ouacs 81
ginger root To thto 0Axture cd Q
pound and . half u sunr.
Let il come to . b0el; tAeu ed .
tablespoonful II crsaA Il tartar
strain and set in . c0Gsa paase.
When nearly co,A 80 . ysast cake
dissolved In . little lwheOasN water:
stir thoroughly; th~s - " Q cool
place over Night
In the morning mia Vell onl bottle
BE s1re to make the corktng CIR, ight
and lay the bottles a. tAstr SECS in
cool place. A small bsttls u Janaica
ginger extract may - ussl h paoce Of
the whole ginger n oars csavenasnt.
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BEADED Belts.

Beaded leather belts are on sale in
great quantities, and they are very
pretty. indeed. The best of them are
made Of soft suede and decorated in
many -colored small glass beads-to
initiate the Indian work. On some the
beads are grouped only just in front
to take the place of a buckle-whils
front and back.
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A CYCLONE FREAA.
ovep~isirS Trick Played BY . rsiste~
in Nebraska.

New York City-On June 4 last the
inhabitants OF Buffalo county, Ne
kearney, were besieged by no less
than seven tornadoes We are in
debted to Edward c. Bricker for the
accompanying photograph of one of
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~ !Ssses, I'd. Us1D - Ia
q - p.<slm0o = tpsuakA - -
ysesA = ssss.aa q 1.esD ts.ahasH
! ..AsvO.es - eVsueiso ~ ~
A.seasb sAsio. - = . - on1ehs !
sss 0~o 49, 49,. 4 esGoA -
vissd kyAia 4 NnkAAoS VeDseeb
COoesuoA - = s.sAnsA oeoOs1D1
h.elsA, s.sA - hess - sebVu1 -
eaay ysesA A.y O0ae ss9sst9D -
I "a UisA AactasAs, ADaste6-Asoo
psi.A. 81 PssisAie p.i.s- sAs.A ~ -
= :. Ly1.s z r.hAass S~AsAs
Sssy S.s:. fsxEE
haaS veoEeskb Cs9esanA 49,
lrua v~aas 81 hsst~ kas kssa -
stssAAsA vr.pAy ks luoab NJ
assd hes Hmitively C0ssA tAsHsaA1SA
Wausna WhO have bsea tvOsi1D1 WieA
dMplacemenea, nAannaGina, ulseso-
tioa, 1ibruiA t00nsA iFSngszlATikiss,
perinAic painA hackacAe, tAaG ksas.
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Why dat yoa ~ ~
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eAAi Detect.

What has become OF Browns
paper"
The ArEus.-
Yea
1t failed"
Is that %. II was . scod paxsr.-
Yea. II was . good paper; but It
1s11't q aAsbs1yis PANTY sAelv0A.
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0sWsstA ~ oasase~ .

A young lady went into = well known
establishment a fec days ago and va id
To the shOpwalker. do you keep sta
tioaary,"
NO. MISS" replied the shopw alker
~ die should hose my Job"
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WNscNf

Visitor-Caa ! see the editor. my
had,
once Boy-Are you . contributor
or gentleman?
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II takes . woman with sound ina.
0ent to generate silence.

orra ~ "A -. AsssMtse s,n..il Aliens rccs-rn..
hisi beck.Se. A. s. olm st4d. l. r. S',ra 70
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gylls eallEp veG SAL
Asns Asos, Sss vse~e.s~iy Asss.os
Oar Aso ssssos~S

OsR 0oO 0~ooo~o
Aans N.aay is an old ceses~d ~oo-
a. vho for Oar kAe aoee Washing
sor several families she has saa
several matrimonial .xyers~nesss .a1
xsen aes .~-s husband es~a one ~
h.f easioss~rs ssteazpsea to eesAoss
OsrA hes
4 as sery sorsy 10 hser - seus
husband s.sah. Assf MasAy -
sssa
Was a.. AN said Assi 1as1U
~. sse = zoe ful se--d nAs
ahA; a,d h. ~ of.-
Al really aout Anes. sss Al
Nou aoat kncO Grscsosso'
Coa.iant the doctor tell ycs7"
~Ah aianr have % socisA Rs A. :"
said Aus, MANDY -tt< iss eose ss~1
. match rsl death
n Oasst loaG ke0Oser oesore ADst
Manay haa another husband
4 hear yos are married axsss -
marked her pairoa one aay
Naa as ma am" gisG,ed Aunt hsaay
4 ~As done married las SaaAsy
And is voar nee husband equal -
the last
ysas inde.dy ma am" aaid Aunt
MsndS He's Jes .. equal. o0
equalizer
o. ssss oocssA
Mrs Msry G Baker ksAAy, Whe. q
course has no faith IN nsed,csns told
. " e%tern Christian Scsentist at 80
81 her latest audiences. a anecA<sse
about Q fr,eaA of kerS
This friend = thia aad sersoSs
woman could no sbeee She visited
her phy sician and the man said
DO YOU eat anything just before
going TO bed"
Oh. no. doctor" the pstient ~
piied
Well" said the physiciaA. 'jast
keep a pitcher u milk and some bis
cult beside yoa, and every night, the
last thiaG you DO make . light meal 4"
But doctor" cried the lady. ''you
told me 0a no accoust to sat anythinG
before rstiriaG"
"Pm,A. DSoA," said the doctor. that
Vas three moashs sGo ScieNss hes
made eMor0ove strtAes s1ncs tAsa"
eUOGO tsG0 ee>>l lo0GA
osvIs oxRsssa wtsA tsssssNO 9sasWo-
os6y 49, . vea1se oAi~, vse-
os,iea - euesswee oeme1iss-
6O0e yeArs go nv three little
girls had . very ~ form q ecseRA
Itching erNptioas formed On the hachs
Of their heaAs which we're simply COW
cred I tried almost everything, but
failed TAsa my mother recommended
the Cuttcura keaedies. I washed my
childrea's heeAs With Cuticura Soap
and tAea aVVeueA the wonderful Oint-
ment. Csttesra. I ~ this four or hve
times ed ] can say that they have
beea eat1rsly cured. ] have another
haby wAo h - plump that the folds 0f
skin - ~ neck we're broken and evea
blc1 ] ussl Cuetcura osap anl Cuti-
csrs Ointneat anA the neEt morning
the trouble haA disappeareA. Nine.
Napolsoa Dsceppe. u Duluth D..
Montreal. 0se.. May 81, 1877"
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-04
oeNsltive pooA,

os~sitivs pspa.
George, you must be more careful.
Papa thinks you meant to wound his
feelings"
Why. what did I say"
You remember that whea you or.
dered beer at the cafe last night you
called 1t 'suds' In . very loud voice. "
"Wen."
You must have forgotten that papa
81 all his money making soap"
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-04
A0G0vAen0

OA Oeat-Hers, yes boy. vAat ess
you doing out here, AshiaG. Dsa't
Small Boy-There noW! ! kas0 rl
forgOttea sOmethinG
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-04

evoOs0oo oo0eeeo1-
"DtA you have aay lsca osA1aGr
"Yes"
How many ~ you catch:'
Il didn't catch any. Bst ] theagAe
- some mighty sOed seoriso - ~
- aOlks oA Ao0o."
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-04

a woman 10 known by the acou.i,..
oacss she cuts
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-04

One difference between q man ana :.
nufe Is that the man does the most OF
mis- kicking with his mouth.
Gunnison news-champion., 1908-09-04

pineapple. CRATE the fruit. and turn
over II the juice of eve lemons Then
make q syrup Of pound of sugar and
a pint Of water BY boiling them to-
eether Tor ten minutes
Cool the syrup and add Il 10 the
fruit, turn In quart of cool wafer.
aud strain through muslin cloth
Serve In glass filled with crushed
ce. II yoI want to make II quite
pretty add q cherry to each glass.
Cvrvsct Wster-To prepare currsnt
water mash cupful Of rsspberiies
and two cupfuls of currants. add =