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Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
The Real Article.

From Success Magazine.
Just why Or. Wiley the govern
ments pure food expert. should have
cared TO take chances with restaurant
food is not known. Not long ago ne
walked into Washington cafe and took
seat He evidently knew just what
he wanted, FOR. waiving aside the bill
Of fare the boWing waiter preferred, he
said:
Bring me q chicken pie one OF those
little Individual pies"
A few minutes later il was set he
fore hm, brown and hot and with u
smile OF anticipation he broke the crust,
TO find, Just beneath, three-inch
feather
Take this away" he commanded.
What does it mean, anyway; tell me
that 90
The waiter was evidently man Of
resource. for he Immediately leaned
over and said in confidential voice:
why, Ahll tell you, sab. It's des
way. No know DAT Dr Wiley been
raisin such howl bout food not hein'
what hit was claimed ter be, de cook
den puts one chicken fedder iII each one
OF dem pies TO show ter folks dat days =
gecebiu' de geuwiue article, sah,'
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
One of the
Essentials

of the happy homes Of to-day is vast
fund of information as to the best methods
Of promoting health and happiness and
right living and knowledge Of the worlds
best products.
Products Of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained TO worldwide
acceptance through the approval Of the
Well Informed of the World, not of indi-
viduals only, but of the many who have
the happy faculty of selecting and obtain
ing the best the world affords.
One Of the products Of that class, OF
known component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and com
mcnded by the Well Informed of the
World as a valuable and wholesome family
laxative is the wcll-known Syrup of Figs
and Elixir Of Soma To get its beneficial
effects always buy the genuine, manu-
factured by tho California Fig Syrup Co.,
only and for sale by all leading druggists.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
For Political Reasons.

Katheryu Roth. the leading woman
in Parted Oh Her Bridal Tour tells
the following story OF "A little supper i'm
Louisville, Ky.
In the third act OF the play we use
a Christmas tree. as the scene takes
place on Christmas eve, and We also use
two little town boys IN the church scene
as altar boys | noticed one of these
little fellows. about : years old, look
ing wistfully at the tree after the act
was over. SO thinking TO gladden. the
little chaps heart, ! went over TO the
tree and took little Teddy bear from
IL. and said: Here, little man. here s
something 10 remember me by.
d" 'Cn--cn can't taikt it, lisped the lit
tie fellow. looking very much as though
he would like to get his hands on it,
why. dearo what's the matter? Don't
Won like Teddy bears? ] asked him.
p" Yes'm he Whimpcred, starting TO
cry. i like 'em. but pops "a democrat
and he told nav hc would bust her
head II she brought one OF the darn
things IN the house
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
He Paid fer Pants.
lrrom lhe BosLon Herald.


Merrill H. Gates, former president OF
Amherst college, was noted FOR ms
cloScness and for his extreme correct
ness Of language. one day he bought
q pair OF trousers at Thompson 5
clothing store in Amherst. He had
them charged, and IN due time received
n bill. as follows; President Gates,
70 J. A. Thompson, debtor, one pair
pants. So President Gates sent the
bin back with the following notation
at the bottom: Pants is incorrect.
Please amend"
A month passed by and President
Gates received another bill for the
trousers, worded as on the former oc-
casion. Again he amended the bill ana
sent il back to Thompson.
In a months time President Gates
received a third bin from Thompson
still with the Objectionable word
pants I'm it. This time he went to
see Thompson in person taking the
bin with him and explaining why he
had not paid It, concluding his remarks
by saying:
Il always use correct language my
self and | wish other would do th'
same"
president Gates" said Thompson
i've been in the clothing business z
wears and then some. and ! have al
ways sold two grades of goods-pantS
and trousers. Trousers are eNerythint
oyor 81 In price and pants eVcrythine
under s.. It's pants ] sold YOU anC
( bv thunder it's pants you'll pay for
Presitr mt Gates paid the bill.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
AWFUL EFFECT OF ECZEMA.
Covered with yellow Sores--Grew
Worse - Parents Discouraged
Cuticura Drove Sores Away.

Covered with yellow sOres-Grew
worse Parents Discouraged
Cuticura Drove Sores Away.
our little girl, one year and half
old. was taken with eczema or that
was what the doctor called il. We took
her 10 three doctors, but by fhis time
she was nothing but yei'ow, green
ish sore One morning We discovered
little yellow pimple on one OF her
eyes Doctor No. 3 said that we had
better take her TO some eye specialist,
since il was an ulcer. So we went 10
0swego 10 doctor No. 4, and he said the
eyesicht was gone. We were nearly
discouraged, but ] thought we would
try the Cuticura Treatment, 10 | pur-
chased set OF Cuticura Remedies,
which cost me 81. and in three DAYS
our daughter, who had been sick about
eight months. showed great improve
mcnt and in one week all sores had
disappeared. or course II could not
restore the eyesight. hut IL we had
used Cuticura in time | am confident
that IL would have saved the eye. Mrs.
Frank Abbott. r. +. ID. No. .. Fulton,
O~swego Co. " y. Aug. Il, 1906
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

Z. Augustus Heinze. IN the course of
a dinner on board his yacht ReNolu-
ton. said OF u certain mooted mining
reform.
oh yes, II would be q good thing n
II could be done but there is no possible
way 20 do IT, Ask these reformers how
they are going TO put their ideas in op-
Grafton, and they give YOU answers that
are about as practical as the little boys
method OF catching mule.
There was once. you know. mule
in large field that refused to be
caught by its owner Round and round
the field the mule galloped. The own
or tore along behind, red and angry
swinging a halter I'm his hand and
swearing passionately. The mule would
let him draw near. almost near enough
10 throw the halter over his head: then
II would kick up its legs merrily and
run away like the wind. boy nis
face wreather IN smiles, watched the
UNEQUAL chase for an hour or So Then
he entered the field and said
IN tell you how To catch that mule,
mister. " YOU give me nickel.
IAN right, painted the man; here $
YOUR nickel Now tell me
" Get behind that thick hedge over
there. said the boy, and make noise
like q carrot.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
BANISHED.
Fia.lIy Had to Go

The way some persons cling 10 coffee
harm. is puzzler. Bat II is an easy
matter to give ii up for good when
Postum Food Coffee is properly made
and used instead.
A girl writes Mother had been
suffering with nervous headaches for
seven weary years, but kept drinking
coffee
"One day asked her why she did
not give up coffee, as n cousin Of mine
had done who had taken 10 Postum.
But Mother was such a slave TO coffee
she thought il would be terrible 10
give il up.
Finally. one day. she made the
change TO Postum, and quickly her
headaches disappeared One morning
while she was drinking Postum so free
~ and with such relish. asked for
taste.
That started me on Postum and
now drink il more freely than ] did
coffee. which never comes into our
mouse now.
"A girl friend OF mine one day. saw
me drinking Postum and asked IL il
was coffee. | told her IL was Postum
and gave her some 10 take home, but
forgot 10 tell her how 10 make IL.
The next day she said she did not
see how could drink Postum. ] found
she had made il like ordinary coffee.
So told her how TO make it right and
gave her a cupful | made after boil
ing IL fifteen minutes. She said she
never drank any coffee that tasted as
good. and now coffee Is banished from
both our homes" Name given by
Postum Co, Battle Creek. Michigan.
Read the little book. The Road "a
MELVILLE in pkgs. There's a Rea
son
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

The Worlds Records for wing shoot
ing with n rife were smashed TO tiin-
ders" in san Antonio. Texas, recently
by Adolph Topperwein. a native Of the
Lone star state. He shot for ten con
secutivc days at IA inch wooden
blocks thrown in the air AT a distance
Of 20 feet from him, missing only out
Of the first 10000 and hut 9 out Of
72.500. During his shooting he made
runs of l4540, 1889. 1892 and 1929
hits without missing. In doing this
wonderful shooting he used only two
- caliber rifles Winchester repeat
crs. His ammunition was Of the
Snokeless powder variety made 10y the
winchester people and famed for its
accuracy and cleanliness.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
Reflections Of a Bachelor.

An engagement gees on in grand opera
marriage f. rdg:!me
The reason girl likes 10 have n
chaperon Is so s. won't be her mother.
woman gets much more comfort out
% talking about ner furs than wearing
them.
man would have 20 be mighty smart
to make fortune without having other
people 10 max, II FOR MIN.
What giIl likes about secret engage
ment Is how many more people she can
tell about II than Z il were announced.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

one day last spring Senator Knox
was walking through a corridor of the
capitol. when he was joined bS Il for
mer member of the Senate, Mr.. Chand-
ler. OF New Hampshire.
AS the two drew near the entrance TO
the chamber. Mr. Knox motioned to his
companion TO pass In first.
After you, said Mr.. Chandler. with
a polite bow. drawing back.
Not al all" protested Knox; the
ks always go before the Gs, YOU
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL. APPLICATIONS. as they can
not reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh
Is a blood or constitutional disease, and in
order to cure IL you must take internal rem
edies Halls Catarrh Cure ~ taken inter
nauy and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh cure Is not
a ouack medicine. II was prescribed by one
OF the best physicians IN this country for
wears and Is a regular prescription II Is
conposed Of the best touics known, combined
WITH the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect COM
bipatlop of the two ingredients Is what pro-
juccS such wonderful results In curing Ca
arrb. Send for testimonials free
F. !. CHENEY & co, Toledo. o.
Sold 10y Druggists, price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipatioA
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

neys. was tired
every morning and
my limbs stiff and
sore. Dizzy spells
and headaches were
frequent. and the Kid
ney secretions much
,liSordered. This con
tinued for fifteen
years and until | be-
gan using Doan's
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
For kidney ninoubies aad Rheuma-

Sufferers ffom rheumatism, kidney
and bladder troubles are promised
speedy relief and cure by use OF the
well-knOwn medical preparation called
Swamp Root" So confident of It's
efficacy are its proprietors that by men
tioning the name OF this paper and
writing TO pr. kilmer & Co, Bing-
hamton. y. y. sample bottle OF the
remedy will be sent free by mail to any
part of the United States. In order TO
get this free sample. he sure TO men
tion the name of this paper.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
GETTING Back Into Order.

From the Exchange.
Mr. Johnson, whom Indiana sends to
congress, is famed for his cleverness in
debate. Recently he called an Illinois
congressman an as. This was un-
parliamentary and had TO be with
drawn
Mr.. Johnson said: Il withdraw the
language. Mr. Speaker. but ! insist that
the gentleman from Illinois is out OF
order" How am | out OF order ."
yelled his victim.
Probably "A veterinary surgeon could
tell YOU retorted Johnson.
This was admissible on the records.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
To Sc Settled Privately.

FrOm Nonktrs Statesman.
Judge Will YOU do me great Ia
Nor,o' asked the lady who was about
to be put upon the stand as VII
ness.
Certainly miss what is IT.
"Wiu YOU please ask me my age
before / take the oath'
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
A Ink. On Vanderbilt.

From the Philadelphia Bulletin.
AN amusing but nasty trick was
PLAYED in the early autumn at George
w Nanderbilt's Biltmore estate near
Ashcvillc." said Pittsbure florist. "A
friend of mine, one of the Riltmore
gardeners. wrote and told me about 1t
the other day.
Riltnore. there was sign that read:
Please do not pick the flowers with
out leave
Wen. one visitors day some Joker
added an s. 10 the signs last word.
AS n result. every visitor left Biltmore
that day with delightful smile and
an enormous boQuct'
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

From the Frankfort WiiZblatt.
Professor Coming from his club
holding UP triumphantly his umbrella
10 his wifo) You see. my dear Alma,
how stupid are all the anecdotes about
our absent mindcdness; you see.
haven't forgotten my umbrella
Mrs Professor--"But my dear, you
didn't take your umbrella with you,
YOU left il at home
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
Mot Air Eault

A first grade boy brought perfect
spelling papers home for several weeks,
and then suddenly began To miss five
and six ont OF ten.
"Hows this. son % asked his father.
Teachers fault" replied the boy.
How is il the teachers fault?"
she moved the boy that sat next to
ma
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
Not Guilty.

Captain- Rushline, ] understand you
were seen going into the library yes
terday / hope you haven't brokeE
training and gone in for study.
Player That's all right. Cap. ! went
I'm to lool, up some dope on Napo-
Icons battles | thought they might
give me some ideas on football straI-
cgy
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

Japans mining production last year
To returns published by the
japanese department ot agIlcuitude i.
ana commerce amounted to $50. 13O,SS4
In 1896 the corresponding value was
Sb OOO. .0OO. The value of Japan's mining
output Is trebling every decade.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

You VIII admit that many million
aires heart is i'm the right place"
Hadn't thought Of the matter an
swered Mr. Dustin StaN. There is so
much anxiety 10 get money invested in
the right place that the location Of a
mans heart does not seem TO be a mat
Tor OF LnMnh cnmscmlemne.-
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

Kidnr Pills Then improved stendi-
ly until cured, and naturally, ! recon-
mend them strongly"
Sold by all dealers. 20 cents box.
Foster Mlburn Co. Buffalo. y. Y.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
The Wort Load

FROM tat ihflstan World
The worst load a man can carry is
that Of habits uegotten OF evil pas
sious-that growing pile OF sensuous
deeds. which. IN their accumulation.
cohere finally into mass, devil pos
sessed which sits between his shoul-
ders. oyerweighue all else in kind. and
driving him ruthleSsly, fatefully on the
road downward.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
! RfH GEoRGt ERozZZM4K

Walnut Hills, Cincinnati. Ohio. writes:
For several years | have been troubled
with peculiar Spasmodic affection al
fhe throat. II would seize me suddenly
and for a few minutes ] would be un-
able 10 speak audibty. and my breath
would be greatly interfercd with.
would be Obliged tO gasp for breath.
81 finally concluded that il was some
catarrhal! affection which probably ex-
cited the spasm 1t interfered with my
vocation as preacher. attacking me
occasionally in the pulpit.
81 had heard so much about Peruna
aS catarrh remedy that ! determined
To try it. After taking two bottles, my
trouble has disappeared. feel sure
that peruna has greatly benefited me-
Rev. T. f. Swanstrom. Swedish
Baptist Pastor BOX 22S. Grantsburg.
Wis, writes that from the use Of
pcrun0 be is perfectly wen, entirely
cured of chronic diarrhGa and catarrh
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

vigor and cheerfu"
ness soon disappear
when the kidneys are
ont of order or dis
eased.
Kidney trouble ias
become so prevalen;
that il is not uncom-
mon for a child 10 be
born afflicted with
weak kidneys Iffhe
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

When the South Mauchuria railway
was operated by the Russians It re-
ccived a subsidy from ST. Petersburg
OF Il ZOO 600 rubles yearly 10 make ends
meet Now Boo japanese hands, IL is
earning 80 per cent over operating eN-
penScs.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

lOIai
Above is sufficient seed 10 grow 80 on.
nf rarest vegetables and thousands OF
brilliant flowers. and all is mailed TO you
POSTPAID FOR l2C,
or if YOU send lUc. we will add PACK
100 Of Berliner Earliest Cauli1ower'
John A. Salzer Seed Co, La Crosse
Wis. {. y. L.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
The Handy Doctor in Your
Vest Pocket

TITS a thin, round-cornered hiAs
Enamel Box
When carried in your vest pocket
IL It means Heahh-lnsurance.
II contains Six Candy Tablets Of pleasant
taste almost as pleasant as Chocolate.
Each tablet is working dose Of Cas-
carets. which acts like Exercise on the
Bowels and Liver.
1t will not purge, sickcn, nor upset the
stomach.
Because II is not "Bile-driver.' Ike
Salts, Sodium, Calomel, lalap, SIENNA. ivt
Apeneni Waters.
Neither IS it like Castor Oil. Clycerine.
or other Oily LSxatives that simply lubricate
the lntcstines for transit OF the food stopped
up In them at that particular time.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
peruna in Tablet Form.

For Two years Or. Hartman and his
assistants have necessarily labored to
create Pcyuna in tablet form, and their
strenuous !abors have jgst been crowned
with success People who object to
LIQUID medicines can now secure Peruna
Tablets. which represent the medicinal
ingredients of Peruna. Each tablet is
equivalent TO one average dose Of
Peruna
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

FOR SALE or exchange. horses, cat
tie. wagons. harnesses. buEgies hay,
city property and farm lands. VIII sell
any Of the above property on weekly
or monthly payments J. Mulhall, Sioux
CITY la
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
4 Different GANG.

De Quiz-Have YOU ever ducked for
apples?
DE Whiz-No. but I've had TO duck
bird shot when ! was looking FOR APP
pies.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

Besides owning KiyWore ana kimbal-
ton castles, in Great Britain, Eugene
Zimmerman is trying TO get Tanderagee
castle and Bramptou house, the last of
his sonnlaw's estates.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

Despite constant heavy rains Preston.
England is threatened with a water
famine a species OF fine moss having
found its way into the water mains and
blocked the supplies Whole neighbor-
hoods are affected
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

- - Q usscs all rsTyoas pls,sses
I . Permanently cured BY Dr. khus Great
Nerv. R.storer SEND Free eP Wisl bottle
pR. Il. IA KLINE, Id ssi street PhLAds pkiA, Pa
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

The average daily amount of meat
consumed by each individual IN New
York city is 2.6 cents worth. which Is a
falling off OF about half a cent in five
wears.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

LADY in Illinois sent us lie year
ago for our remarkable collection of yege-
table and flower seeds and sold S3i'o
worth therefrom, or made 3l4 per cent
That's new.
Jus1 sepa this notice with re and re-
ceiye the most original seed and plant
l. .-..i.If.l.1l n nd
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
WORK wEAKENs THE KIDNEYS.

The Experience OF Mr. Woods ~ the
Experience Of Thousands of Others.
Bernard i. Woods. of Jackson street,
Lonaconing. Md. says: Hard work
and heavy lifting weakened my Kid
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

Ink for rubber stamps is made OF
sniliue dye mixed with rlNcCrine. The
dyes can be obtained al druggists
ShopS
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

Magistrate Alexander Bartlett. OF
windsor, ontario. is 81. but still serves
as police Justice. In 1908 he will have
been 40 years on the bench.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

TO get rid of daughters. East Indians
marry them to flowers. When the flow
ers are dead the girls are widows, and
widows can be sold--cheap.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

PILES CURED N q TO Ia DAYS.
PAZo OINTMENT Is guaranteed To cure snT
case Of Itching. Blind Bleeding or frotroa-
ing Plies in 6 to II days or money Refunded
Doc
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

s36 week and expenses 20 men with rig 10
introduce poultry compound. Write quick
iy Grant Co. Dept ~. Springfield. III.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
M. Sell Guns and Traos ch.ap.

buv furs and hides. or tan them for robes
and rugs y. w Hide d Fur Co..
AinneanOliS
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
ONLY On. ..pRoMo aUININE"

That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUINlNE. I,oob
for the signature OF +. W. GROVE. Used the
World over to cure a Colo in one day. 25c
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
y,rc,, - NIr.sTE..,o- 9

Was that picture you just sold a
genuine work Of art 2'
No answred the dealer, but the
story l told about il was"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
Erom the WashLnrLon slar.

-:Ts. UinsIows ooorHIss rYSuR roT Chldrss
SiEg soft the gums. rsduces lnEtu auon eA
main cuTs VIVA rNis~ - bottle
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25
Women as Well as Men Are Made
Miserable by Kidney and
Bladder Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind
discourages aud lessons aru bition; beauty,
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

Michigan has spent s42,244,ilI.79 for
Its schools in 6S years.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

Where did he get the money!"
lie saved the expense Of moving for
ten years by owning his own moving
van"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

From the St Louis PoSt-DisIotch.
jenkins has bought a flat OF his
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

'Rastus, does yo' mex do neighbor
keep chickens
Weller huh huh He keen ez
many ez he kin Yassuhi"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1908-01-25

The chief cause Of Constipation ard
Indigestion is weakness OF the Muscles
that contract the Intestines and Bowels.
Cascarets are practically TO therSowsi
Muscles what a Massage and Cold Sali
are to the Athletic Muscles.
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles TO
contract. expand, and squeeze the Diges-
tive Juices out OF food eaten.
They don't help the Bowels and Liver in
such way as TO make them lean upon
similar assistance for the future
This is why, with Cascarets. the dos>
may be lessened each succeeding trne
other Cathar,cs and Laxatives.