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The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
PRESIDENTIAL HONESTY.
Fine Line of UnsveryfnC
Integrity.


Integrity.
Prom the New Y01k World
Grover Cleveland vas reputed to be q
very rich man when he left the White
House It was charged by PopuIist and
other orators that he had accumulated a
fortune OF fully 10000 while in Office.
That he died comparatively poo- e1ec-
lively refutes a SANDER as persistent as
il was malignant Personal integrity has
ever been a Distinguishing trait in Presi-
dents Of the United States. There have
been twenty-six occupants Of the high
post, but against none Of them has an. ac-
cusatiOn Of dishonesty been preferred
which had q more substantial basis than
wild rumor. The charges were ruug on
Grants alleged connection with the gold
ring. but the evidence as sifted bv his
torians acQuits him OF any completely in
that attack on the nations credit From
Washington 10 Roosevelt. the line Of sue
cessiOn IN answering integrity remains
unb-oken.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD.

Oh. what = beautiful world Is this.
With truth and love and beauty and biiss
For those who look On the brighter side.
With flowers and sunshine. honor ard pride.
Oh. what a beautiful world / see
In sun- m stars. IN mount and ia SEA
Where uaturs Is ever IN touch with bloom
And brilliant hope tiumphs orsr the tomb
Oh. what a glorious world to know.
With its iOwery dells and mounts q STOW,
WheTe heart and soul shine over this sod
And al shah be saved IN the realms Of GodI
JOHN A JOYCE
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
A SMALL PLEA

III admit that Burns and Poe could
write better verse than mine:
But cannot spend. you know. hours in
touching up a line.
When the wares I have 10 vend do not
please you much, I pray
That youH recollect. my friend, must
do this every day
III admit that Pope and Keats make
OF NE an alsO-ran:
But have to earn my oats. and I do
the best I can.
When some fault you have TO find, think
I am outciassed by Gray,
Kindly stop and bear IN mind that
do this every day.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
What Closed Them

Prom the Bristol Herzld-Courie-.
Some OF our Republican contemporaries
are carrying prominent headlines an
nOuncing the resumption Of operations
il numerous mines. mills. and factories
For the information Of those who NAV be
in ignorance Of the fact, it is well enough
TO explain that these industries have been
closed down ever since the cleveland
panic" of course.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
1t Is.

The vaudeville people seem to think
the old jokes 90 best"
That's mighty comforting thought. '-
declared the press humorist as he tried
20 arrange some new angles 70 an an
Cient jest
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

A Pennsylvania man claims 10 have
been badly bitten by a trout He should
be thankful 10 have escaped with his life.
II this had happened IN Grandoldtexds.
doubtless he would have been devourei
at a gulp-
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

\ Missouri judge married a couple re-
Gently for 81 down and 81 a week for the
next four weeks That ought 10 be pro-
hibited by law; no Judge has the right TO
interfere with the happiness Of a honey
moon in any such mannert
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
NonOperatfc.

7 was disappointed il my visit aboard
ship. We asked the naval lieutenant
to sing
And he wouldn't
Why, he couldn't Wasn't even a
tenor'"
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
Texas Omen Doo-

From the Dallas News
Dallas hopes that Hon. William H
Taft VIII make good his promise to visit
the Texas metropolis this sumner. Our
hotel facilities are ample, even for as big
q man aS be Is
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

reminds one. in a far-off sort Of way. Of
that French Queen who wondered why
II the peasantry could not get bread TO
eat they did not try cake. and OF that
other French ofhciaI who. wnea the peo-
pie cried for bread. told them to eat
grass He ended with his head hanging
from lamp-pOst. with his mouth stuffed
with the grass he had commended OF
course. there will be no retaliation on
the well-to-do inhabithnts OF Washing
ton square. New York; none save such as
comes from their own realization Of the
-heartlessness Of their protest
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
Slang Goes On.

From the New Ycrk Post
7 am feeling bully said the nGmi-
nee Evidently my slang IS 10 20 on,
however il may be with my policies
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

Bud. temperance beverage on
sale throughout Georgia. Is said 10 be
distantly related 20 beer No doubt thirsty
ones down there look upon il as mighty
Door kin.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

Gov Hughes whiskers are attracting
as much attention nowadays as Mr
James Hamilton Lewis did a few years
agO-though they make nothing Ike the
SANG nnise
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

\ New York girl has married the man
she met in an auto smash-up. The dan
gers incident TO reckless automobiling
continue TO multiply.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

The church scored by DR.. Algernon
Crapsey IS stil doing business at the
same old stand; but does anybody see a
copy Of the doctors book on any old
stand these days2
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
Never Satisfied.

Wouldn't ii be great TO be a boy
aEain2-'
cant say that il would Wed i'm
mediately begin wishing We were men
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

Mount Aetna IS in eruption We fear
Aetna is gcing 70 have hard tine max
ing itself heard, however. Congress
has adjourned. but the Presidential cam
paign is on
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
Poor Co<teIvoa.

From the Florida Tine-Union
It's a shabby trick after shelvingNh Nhiih
10 make COrtelyOu stay in Washington
al summer 70 hold down the Id
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
A Scheme

TO what do you attribute your sue
cess2"
TO taking people at their word" an
swered the Polonius with chin whiskers.
Take a man at his word nowadays and
1t surprises him so that he never fails
to live Up to it.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

Those Filipino bank clerks who recently
got away with $4,000 might have taken
more. il appears, and doubtless they
would have done so. had they yet arrived
at that state Of civilization and develop
nent we require before We can see our
way clear to granting their countrymen
fndenendence
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

4 Baltimore man has just received a
letter mailed 10 him nine years ago.
which prompts a contemporary TO specu-
late, What If 1t contains a check?-'
That would be a very pretty story; how
ever, doubtless II contained a dun.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

" 'aJ's a pennan1. anyway injuries
tNe birmingham News Something Wash
1ngtonians long for but never see
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
One Good Feature.

I am not adrolt- Each day I do some
thing that makes me worry."
That's bad"
Wei. each new worry makes me for
get the Worry OF yesterday Il might be
worse"
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
Lots OF Words.

For prolixlty. be II said,
I'd be a bird.
II I could only get. like Ted.
a plunk a word.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

Count Gizychi wants a divorce from his
American wife Somehow. We seem here
tofore TO have overlooked Gizychi among
the list Of our other American depend
encies; but We suppose he is quite down
10 the mark Of the average Of noble
men who annex our heiresses-
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

Marriages are said 10 be taking place
in Panama at the rate OF Is a day.
That's one way to keep the nen at work;
marry them all as fast as they land.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

a Western minister who requested the
ladies Of his congregation to remove
their Merry Widow hats has caused a
split in the congregation" says the Day
ton News. Well. not more than half
the usual number Of women could get
in the church. anyhow. when thus be-
decked, 50 perhaps it is just as well.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

The doctor who discovered that whisk-
ers are unhealthy because they harbor
germs probably isn't especially popular
with the younger physicians Of the land
There is nothing that lends quite so
much dignity to young physicians as
whiskers. AID It would be cruel 10 de-
prive them OF the same.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

Even the cut-worm appears this year
not 20 be quite the cUt-up he usually is.
Probably more ante-election conserva-
tism.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

me Kentucky grand juries are still
hnding indictments against the night
riders The night riders. themselves,
however. appear pretty hard TO round I'd.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
Blue Is Retter.

I don't Ike to sit on green paint"
Why do you specify green paint7-'
Because you don't care 10 have the
pants dyed that color"
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

So far as settling the big problems is
concerned. who shall say the sweet girl
and the sour boy graduates miss It any
further than the political pow-wowers?
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

Somebody has stolen one Of Chicago's
streets Nothing not actually nailed down
appears 10 be safe in that town.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

An eminent astrologer" predicts that
Mr.. Roosevelt viii be the next President
Of the United States. claiming that he
read Il IN the stars" So far as he can
see. therefore, the Roosevelt boom is
strictly up il the air.
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15
- BansIo TImes ~:

-l4e Bala4o Times says
Speaking of the great demonstration
for Bryan at the Democratic convention
the Denver News says: No man cheer
ed for Bryan for fear OF losing his fob
II he didn't cheer. No man cheered for
Bryan because he had received orders
from his superior officer to do so. for
Bryan hasn't had the chance to appoint
superior officers. 1t was Just an out
burst OF loyalty and pride. with no IL
terror motive and no force OF vested
authority back Of it That is the truth
Of the natter
The Philadelphia North American de-
clares that the rival platforms are fairly
representative Of the respective candi-
dates It declares:
Whatever the shortcomings OF the Re
publican platform. they cannot be Charged
TO Taft By HIS one action IL making
publicity Of campaign contributions more
effective than could be done by anv con
vention resolution he proved that lack
OF certain explicit confirmation OF policies
he represents would not hamper him.
But whatever the Democratic platform
lacks, is chargeabie directly 10 Bryan. He
made that platform Il represents the
utmost limits Of his ability and desires.
The Denver platform Is Bryan. The
Republican platform is the Chicago plat
form Plus TAFT"
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

wsxhiz-.ou D. c
The Washington herald., 1908-07-15

WEDNESDAY. July Is. 1s1S
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-08-15
COUNCIL MINUTES

I city limits without being mIz.
zled, to declar, tie same 10 be
unlawful, to provide for the killing
of such dog. so unlawfully running
at large and to provide a penalty for
the violation of said ordinance, and
/ for other purposes
! Section l. BE it ordained by the
mayor and aldermen CT the city of
Brunswick, in council duly assembled,
/ and it is hereby ordained by said au-
! tIority, that from and after the pass.
/ age and publication of this ordinance,
it shall be and is hereby declared UNI
lawful for the owner Or custodian of
any dog to permit the same to run at
large upon the streets. squares, lanes
and alleys CT the city of Brunswick
or upon any unenclOsed lot or land
within the corporate limits Of said
city. during the months of June. July.
! August and September, without being
securely mu2zled With a GOOD and safe
mu2zls to prevent said dog biting any
person or animal.
Section ,. Be il further ordained
by said authority, and 1t is hereby or
. dained, tina II shall be and is here.
by declared to be the duty of the
police force Of The city OF Brpus wicll
and such other persons as may be
deputized by the mayor or the chief
of police for that purpose to Kill amy
dog or dogs found running at large
within the area aforesaid daring he
months aforesaid if such doy Or dogs
shall not be securely muzzled
Section 3, BE il further ordained
by the authority aforesaid and it is
hereby ordained. tAat any owner or
custodian OF amy d9g who shall per-
NIT the same 70 run at large within
the area aforesaid within the months
aforesaid without having the same Sc
cureiy muzzled shall be guilty OF
violation Of this ordinance and upon
conviction thereof before the police
court of said city shall be punished
rs prescribed in section n If the city
code
Section 4. BE I 'ur,her ordained by
authority afoloea'd and it is hereby
ordained that al I'd 'nances and parts
or ordinances in conflict with this or
dinanoe herewith be and are hereby
repealed
New Business.
An election was held for member Of
the board Of health to III the uuexpir-
ed term Of Dr.. B A. Daniels, resigned.
Dr. J. 4. Rose was unanimously elect
ed
! Bills and accounts properly approx
ed and audited were read and ordered
! placed in cure Of settlement.
] Recessed until s p. m, Thursday
August 90 1908
N. D. Russell,
Clerk Of Council
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-08-15
crrArIoM.

Georgia, Glgnn county
Whereas w. F. symons, executor
of the estate Of Hannah " Osborne
represents to the court in Ais petition
duly fled and on record/that he has
fuily administered the @tate cf Han
nah Z. Osborne.
This IS therefore tdEite all persons
concerned Kindred &ld creditors, to
show cause, If they can, why said ex
ecHtor should not be discharged from
the administration end receive letters
If dism'ssicn at tie next term Of the
court OF Ordinary Of Glynn county.
This August 18th, 1908.
HORACE DART,
Ordinary Clynn County, Georgia.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1908-08-15

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gist Of Brunswick is having sueh a
large run en- "HiiDdipo," the new NeivA
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highly praised that he now offers
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forms Of Kidney Troubles and \
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If you use H. It is his risk, mt vol
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The fan1ous iiIGle nlt2e
s8ERlFF's SALE.


State Ct Georgia County Of Glynn--
win be sold before the Court House
door on the first TueslaH IN Septeni-
Der, between the legal flours Of sale.
to the highest and best bidder for
cash, the following Ie3cribed proper
ty, to-wit: 1Yat c(Itain lot, tract or
parcel Of landA sit9te lying and being
i'm the City cf BrInswick Giynn com,
ty, Georsta, amp Hescribed on the ofa
ci2l map OF sail city. made by George
n Baldwin IN | he year 1887, as New
Town LOT numlhr 429 Said property
Ilevicd upon as the property Of Mrs.
IH. -. Randolph to satisfy an execu
ton Issued from the Superior Court
Iof said county in favor Of the Sea
Ibl ard Air Line railway, and against
Mrs H. b. Randolph Amount OF ex-
ecution $132.@0, written notice given
defendant in execution Levy made
and returned TO nue. by r. S. Pyles.
fdeputy sheriff. This 9Th day Of Aug,
1908. w. II. BERRIE. +
Sheriff Glynn Co., Georgia.
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(Otficial.)
Regular Meeting.
Brunswick, Ga,

" -
s''t'ons aod communications
! ii0Iii - l. ''oouS ear d eoiiii'i'''lc"-
O0Ii Iei"'lNe 20 plue cay anu llarSL
u'u0 aS a paving hla.erla| Nelerred
70 comml'Iee on pupIlc WORKS
Z ON ~ p a. D"nier r,Sisulns DIS
member OF inc BOARD OIL hea'ea. Ac-
ceP1eu'
NeP0itS o. oPe0'a' e'of'''n,''ees'
BRUNSWICK, va aus H. l9VS'
ron. mayor ana OeUhcIl,
bfuhs"icA' "a
Nentle.llel'' IN oel''l oI 'he sani'a-
''on' IlSnN anu "''er committees d.
a special commute handing the water
'"'e ordnance ahu tAe ma'teFs at IS
909 VIVA lle MUTUAL lAsn' ana WA"
-. company oes' as CHAIRMAN OF
S''u comm - 70 report prostess ana
10 say we NJ We seen eAieo'lnS !" pro-
poS''loH ~ "Il'liS from 'iie coni-
'"ll aS we ! e7ull o. seFe'al eo!le'
s''ea' Ol ''lie WI '''eu i,iol'o''''o''
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~ Jul i'''ioi ''''ie l'o''' ili;s pi'i'o7I
O'Clock p. NJ. this August Is. and
we are Therefore unable to make a
report at this time and have to request
further time. Respectfully,
w. Fl, cox, Chairman
Further time granted and report
ordered published and fled
Reports CT Standing Committees
From FIRE and bddiug permit com
mitgee ON petition Of } soph Matthews
to extend kitchen back Of building
Oh Bay street VIZ:
Petitioner iras to remove u
ramo enclosure uov used as part OF
q kitchen. ANA TO replace it with "a
seven by eleven addition Of frame up
rights, covered in with sheet iron
with iron ref, and same being a de-
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touring car in Al condition. Lots Of
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journal
The Harrison times., 1908-10-31
One of the
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The Harrison times., 1908-10-31
Where Willie Was,

There is a humorous story Of Mark
Twain's Observation-Disclosures" but II
doesn't match the following:
The Professor (at the dinner table,
oh, by the way, Mrs. Chopsticks
have you seen your little boy, Willie
lately?
Mrs. Chopsticks-No, professor,
have not seen him since ten o'clock
and can't imagine what has become
of him. In fact, l am very much wor'
ried about him,
Professor-Well, seeing Martha pour
me out that glass of water just now
reminds me of something that | had
on my mind to tell you some time ago,
but which unfortunately escaped my
memory. 1t was just about ten
o'clock, l think, that | saw little Will
lie fall down the well.
The Harrison times., 1908-10-31
LOVES YOUNG DREAM COOLED.
Time Of Sentiment Evidently Long
Past with Husband.

A certain well-known Bostonian has
been married long enough to have ac-
qulred the average mans cynical atti,
tude in respect OF the written express
sions Of devotion INDUCED in before
marriage.
One day the Hubbite was going over
with his wife a mass Of useless papers
that had accumulated in the house
hold. They unearthed several large
boxes full Of love letters. After a
hasty glance at them, the husband
said:
mo use keeping this junk, l sup
pose? Here it goes"
The wife was hurt. ooh, Clarence" :"
exclaimed she, how can you be so
brutal? Surely you don't want to de-
stroy your own love letters to me|'
well, keep em, if you want 'em,"
cheerfully assented the husband, but
honestly, Helen, these seem too soft to
file!"-LippinCott's.
The Harrison times., 1908-10-31
BY WAY OF COMPARISON.
Youngsters First Efforts in the Realm
OF Natural History.

Four-yearold Clyde was a preco-
cious youngster-very talkative and a
close observer. He and his father were
strolling through the meadows one
morning when Clyde observed, for the
first time, some tadpoles in a pond.
He waded in and cried out in delight;
ooh. father, what are they?'
'Tadpoles, son" the father replied.
please, father, let's take them all
home with us, then come back and
find the mamma and papa, and well
have the whole family in our pond at
home"
The father explained how impossi-
Bile this would be, and as he walked on
a few steps a large ugly frog hoped
across their path Clyde's father said:
Look, son, perhaps there is the papa" "
Clyde was very thoughtful He
looked at the frog, then at his father,
then at himself and exclaimed:
well, father, was there ever so
much difference between me and
you?"
The Harrison times., 1908-10-31
Don't Dump on the Market.

Some say they won't hold their cot
ton any more. If enough say that and
act we will see cotton sell for hve or
six cents, the old price received before
farmers began to do business like 9th
er business people. This is the year
to hold. The reason that cotton has
run down now is because they think
the farmers are going to dump again
this year, but just as soon as they see
that you intend to hold for a just
price, cotton will go up. If we farm
ers had the nerve that the bankers
had last fall, bulk our cotton and issue
script, say $50 to $50 per bale for
twelve months bearing interest, you
would soon see where the price would
60 Now, we can do that, but will We?
You know the bankers met and put
whatever kind of paper they had up
= with a committee as collateral and
then issued a certain per cent Of scrip
on that collateral and you know there
is no security as good as cotton in
sured in a warehouse,
The Burnet (TeX,) Bulletin editor
says that people want TO pay high for
what they get, which is one way Of
keeping money in circulation. He says;
"The average man on given occasions
acts curiously. Let cattle so out Of
sight and almost every man will not
only decline to sell, but will bend his
energies to buy more. Let sheep reach
the top notch and every man who can
run sheep not cnly keeps what he has,
but buys more Let horses sell for
twice what they are worth and every
man in the community becomes a horse
dealcr. Let hogs 80 up and everybody
wants hogs. Cotton at 12c looks too
good to 20, while at Sc the market is
glutted with the staple. Several years
ago when land could be bought for
. song nobody wanted it, but today with
4 the price almost prohibtiye the coun-
try is land mad"
The Harrison times., 1908-10-31
Woman Chosen cIt. Alderman.

Mrs. II. j, Gates has just been elect
ed one Of the six aldermen of Magee,
Tenn. For several years she has
taken an active interest in the educa-
tional work of her town and wanted
to be elected alderman because it
would help her in this work. She is
reported to have made about the most
aggressive campaign ever witnessed in
Magee if not in Tennessee The town
people seemed pleased with her cleo
ton, and even those who voted against
her believe she will make a frst-class
alderman.
The Harrison times., 1908-10-31
NAMING the Culprit.

A member of the flock was nodding
with closed eyes during the sermon.
The preacher said:
Il think mebbe some membah has
been up too late durin the ebenln' pre-.
cedin'. He better set up or I'll name
him"
Failing to accomplish the desired
result the preacher soon stopped his
sermon again. Shaking his finger at
the culprit he shouted:
Jim Shepherd, dis is de secon
time l stops to wake yo' up! If have
to stop a third time I'll expose yo' BY
name to de whole congregashun!"
The Harrison times., 1908-10-31
The Still Alarm.

A tourist in an out-of-the-way region
Of England put up one night at an
amiable old lady's cottage, the village
inn being full
Now, the tourist was very deaf,
which fact he took pains to impress
upon the old lady, together with in
structions to wake him at particular
hour in the morning.
On waking a great deal later than
the time appointed, he found that the
amiable old lady, with a commendable
regard for propriety, had slipped un-
der his door a slip of paper on which
was written:
"Sir, it is half-past eight!"-Harp-
er's Weekly.
The Harrison times., 1908-10-31
The Second Wife.

Little Dorothy could not have paid her
father a higher compliment or better
expressed her love for him than when
she said: Papa, would like to tell
you something if you won't tell nam.
ma"
why don't you want mamma to
know it, daughter?'
well, you tell her things I say, and
she laughs at them, and don't want
her to know this"
Let papa hear what you have to
say, anyhow"
well, I have often thought that II
mamma were to die | would like to
marry you "-DGlineator.