The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-03-08
Billy Heavywaitt Finds
The Proper Thing to Say
Miss E. Wilson Submits the Winning Answer
to the Question, and Will Receive the
Five Dollar Prize.

sold se,bi' I did not see your pretty little
p X street northeast ''''''''
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Holy smoke! I am about as rrsce-
Iul az the bird they call the elephant.
1872 Park road.
Pardon me, but see from the ex-
precision or your cOuntenance that our
Sol97 nave no affinity for each other"
III L street northwest.
Pardon me- but there seems To he 4
~ ~. understanding here. and ] evident
~ am the one to blame"
~ < street northwest. - -'eii'
arden me, Miss. for approaching
you In such a manner"
,s,z ri. Mrs. Maude Weber.
pardon me. Miss, but I'm a rouZb
Ildef ana Just can't help treading in
STEP ,te at the same time, please treat the
no Thirteenth street.
Help Help It Is my wife and she
'iiiliAs uid II on purpose"
Mrs. Florence Johnsor
GO z street northwest. 'V''''Soh'
was standing on my feet All dsv
SO thought You would not Yolnd ~
STOOD on yours for one second. madam. ;,
81 Massachusetts avenue nortb Ses@i-
Pardon me. miss, but it's only lean
- utaoit. W o. HOWes
on Pickford place northeast.
"My stars! Excuse me"
Is North Harrison street &c T. R aehIGC@.
Va. i-u'
''Oh. get out Of the way with your
Zines 1905; !, ! want to put an sd in The
211 Third street southeast 0' '0'''
Madam, can I be Of any assistance7
You seem 20 be laboring under some
heavy weight" Tom n. Powell
lsO4 G street northwest.
Beg pardon. Thank heavens. it is
2315 I street northwest.
Il didn't see your tiny foot.
was reaching for strap
i were better 20 have hurt your toe
- Than crushed upon your lap"
a0s H street northwest.
Why Miss svelte. I thought n
7-S Seventh street northwest. . a.
- PARDON me, miss, I was 50 cbsrr,,.z
- your oeanty did not see your iittIL
706 O street no-,t,-. a. Swan.
Pardon me, did you see starsg Evil
lSl5 Fourteenth street. e'''e'
excuse me, lady. thought I stepped
on toe-martyr (tomatoO."
rs c street northeast l1iH 'iis'
Pardon me, I am about 70 attend g
fete. but had no intention OF STANDING
on your feet, and consider same an ac-
,,,s ,,, Edward GIN.
HOS Maryland avenue southwest.
''Oh, I hope I haven't hurt Won. IT'S
i Just a weigh we have in the army, YOU
171 S street northwest. - Sc
I beg your pardon. Miss. for stepping
on your Sugar corns. I thought il
was 10 early IN the season for them"
1871 Seventh street northwest.
Pardon NE. ] was interested in those
men reading The Washington Tines. Il
have mine sent to the house"
o-,.., Stephen santucci.
2ll0 Twelfth street northeast.
Pardon my being 'Johnnie-on-tbe-
spot lis plain TO me you're not a
Chicago girl That dainty foot would
create envy at the Chinese embassy"
1907 Twentieth street northwest.
1T is indeed Fortune, 7 seem
to be impressing with my big under
standing" Mrs. Edith Rafeunsn
623 NJ street.
You must admit, madam. that seeing
stars is not good Times
1926 New York avenue northwest invest
Excuse me, my dear Miss: but nv
Feet are almost as large as a Washing
ton gas Dill Emmett d. Barnard.
iii Sixth street northwest.
Excuse me, Miss, that must have hurt
Your little foot so fine.
But the others have not noticed e.
For they're behind The Times
F. A. Wright.
Merchants Hotel
THE MAURITANIA SAILS
LEAVING 200 BEHIND
NEW YORK. March THE Cunard
line steamer Muritania sailed TODAY
with cabin list Of 22l passengers. and
an overcrOwded steerage of 1900 About
200 WOuld-be passengers were left on
The docks.
Among the passengers on the Muir
tania was Hon. Lady tombstone. the
fair English woman who smoked cigar
cites on her voyage from England 10
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