Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1908-04-28
A fine SIGN LANGUAGE
Droll Incident In the Reign Of
James |. of England.
A TRICK ON AN AMBASSADOR
The Different interpretations of the
Same Acts Performed by a crochety
Spaniard and Hard Headed and
Canny Old Scotch Butcher.

The Different Interpretations of the
Same Acts Performed by a crochety
Spaniard and a Hard Headed and
canny OLD Scotch Butcher.
1t is said that King James l. on re-
moving to London was waited upon by
the Spanish ambassador, man of cru
dition. but who had a crotchet in his
head that every country should have a
professor of signs to teach him and the
like of him to understand one another.
The ambassador was lamenting one
day before the king this great desider-
alum throughout all Europe, when the
king said to him: why, l have a pro-
lessor of signs in the northernmost col
lege In my dominions-viz at Aber-
deen-but it is great way off, perhaps
600 miles,"
Were 1t 10000 leagues off shall
see him." said the ambassador, land
am determined to set out In two or
three days" The king saw he had com
mitted himself and wrote. or caused to
be written. to the University of Aber-
deem, stating the case and desiring the
professors to put him off some way or
make the best OF him. The ambassa-
dor arrived, was received with great
solemnity, but soon began to inquire
which of them had the honor to be pro-
fessor of signs.
Being told that the professor was
absent in the highlands and would re-
turn nobody knew when, the ambas-
sador said, Il will wait his return,
though 1t were twelve months"
Seeing that this would not do and
that they had to entertain him at a
great expense all the while, they con-
trived stratagem. There was one
Geordy, butcher, blind Of an eye, a
droll fellow, with much wit and rogu-
cry about him. He was got, instruct
ed to be professor of signs, but not to
speak on pain of death. Geordy cheer
fully undertook the role. The ambas-
sador was told that the professor Of
signs would be at home next day, at
which he rejoiced greatly.
Next day Geordy was gowned, wig
ged and placed in chair of state In
room in the college. all the profess
ors and the ambassador being in an
adjoining room. The ambassador was
shown into Geordy's room and left to
converse with him as well as he could.
the professors awaiting the issue with
fear and trembling.
The ambassador held up one of his
fingers to Geordy: Geordy held up two
Of his. The ambassador held up three;
Geordy clinched his fist and looked
stern. The ambassador then took an
orange from his pocket and held 1t up;
Geordy took a piece Of barley cake
from his pocket and held that up.
After which the ambassador bowed to
him and retired to the other professor,
who anxiously inquired his opinion
Of their brother
He is perfect miracle" said the
81 would not give him
for the wealth of the Indies"
WELL" said the professors, ito de-
scend to particulars"
"Why," said the ambassador, 81 first
held up one finger, denoting that there |
IS one God; he held up two, signifying |
that these are the Father and Son. |
held up three. meaning the Father, the |
Son and Holy Ghost; he clinched his |
ist, to say that these three are one. |
then took out an orange, signifying |
he goodness of God, who gives his crea-
lures not only the necessaries, but the |
Injuries, of life. upon which the won
ierful man presented piece Of bread.
showing that it was the staff of life
md preferable to every luxury"
The professors were glad that mat |
.ers had turned out so well; so, having
got quit of the ambassador, they next
got Geordy to hear his version of the |
,igns.
well, Geordy, how have yeu come
On and what do you think of yon
MANI"
THE rascalr says Geordy. "What |
lid he do first, think We? He held up |
one finger, as much as to say. You |
have only one eye. Then held up two. |
meaning that my one eye was perhaps |
IS good as both his. Then the fellow |
held up three of bis fingers, to say that |
here were but three eyes between us,
md then / was so mad at the scoun- |
lrel that | stocked my neive and was |
o come a whack on the side of his |
head and would ha' done 1t. too. but |
or your sakes. Then the rascal did |
lot stop with his provocation here, but,
takes out an orange, as much |
Is to say, Your poor. beggarly. cold |
country cannot produce that show
d him a whang of a bear hammock,
meaning that did ma care farthing |
or him nor his trash neither as lang's |
ha' this. But, by a. that's guild" con-
.luded Geordy. I'm angry yet that
lidn't thrash the hide o. the scoun-
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