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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
Not Needed for Roosevelt.

I11m the Baltimore News.
Mr. Cleveland says he doesn't need it
himself, but he is decidedly Of the opin-
ion that former Presidents should be
pensioned- Surely the young and robust
Mr.. Roosevelt, pedestrian. horseback ex-
pert. high jumper. boxer, wrestler, and
bear hunter, couldn't think Of relying Oh
anything except his good right arm.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

Is an illustration Of
the sturdy character
Of that people.
Senator Clark re-
celved his education
and degree of Ii. B.
at the Iowa State
University. but with
the desire TO conquer
new lands and win
new friends. he soon
outgre " Delaware
County, Iowa. ana
went TO Wyoming.
His ambition won
for him political pre-
ferment. and for four
years he was prose-
cutting attorney OF his
county. This training
proved his worth. and,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

''The Washington Herald. the Houston
Post. the Charleston News and Courier
the Richmond Dispatch. and other
Of the brethren who have been jesting
with such indelicacy are hereby notified
that the Constitution is no longer asking
What is Whisky2 says the Atlanta
Constitution So far as We are concern
ed. we never suspected the Constitution
would be so very particular after jan
uarv I
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

THE Boston Herald stands up for the
onion" says the Los Angeles Express.
This frankness in the Herald is very
eommendable. Every one has a sneaklng
fondness for onions though few will come
right into court and acknowledge it like
"A man.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
The ONLY WAY.

81 hear you never make mistakes about
the weather"
''That is quite true
How do you manage it?''
Il never prophecy"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
Mnking Farce Of the Law

From the Rochester Herald.
No doubt a man could go into New
York court and enjoin his wife from
compelling him to button up her waist
in the back. Law was a roaring farce
in Gotham last Sunday.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

Senator JEFF" Davis says he is going
TO force Congress 10 appropriate S5,Ooo,oo0
for improvement at Hot Springs. Ark.
There is no doubt that the Hon. 'Jer''
has a few things yet to learn III this
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
Faring Well.

From the Omaha Bee
Senator Davis. of Arkansas declares he
will never eat out of the hands of the
trust. He viii not need to do so so long
as he and two of his daughters are. eat
ing at the public pie counter.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
Power of the Press.

From the Chicago News.
Tom Watson advocates the immediate
issue OF 500, 10000 in greenbscks 10 tide
over the financial stringeney. Tom al
ways did believe in the power Of the
printing press.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
Chcan at Any Price.

From the Louisville Courier-JouTnal.
In these hard times tho greatest value
for the smallest outlay is the daily news
paper, printed on white paper that costs
more than the selling price. and furnish
ing information that costs thousands OF
dollars to collect and put in type
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
Thev Rea1v Need PrnsIons.

From tie Cleveland Leader
Senator Allison doesn't go far enough.
He should urge the pensioning Of ex-
Presidential candidates who have fought
and bIed and-crippled their substance in
the convention battles.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

Texas youth IS living, and apparently
doing well. after having had two ounces
Of HIS brains knocked out. To knock that
amount OF brains out of some heads
would leave nothing more than an aching
void behind
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
An old, old Cry.

Shall we abolish the thumbscrew?"
asked the king.
Some were in faKor OF so doing; others
opposed the idea
at might hurt business" declared the
latter, glancing timidIy about
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

N. IrIar. a French EDITOR. says Amer
lean women are gees. but they have
very fine backs" If only our girls were
a little more in the habit of turning their
backs on some Frenchmen. perhaps the
FIRST half of that sentence might be de-
clared totally untrue
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

So many weepy editorials have been
written about blind Senator Gore" draw
ing the short Senatorial term in Okla
homa that it seems quite likely he viii
be easily elected to a full term to succeed
himself
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

"He met his death at the hands Of HIS
own horse" says an Ohio contemporary;
which shows that the nature faker hasn't
quit business. in spite of the Presidential
13-inch shells
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

Seventy lawyers are to participate in
the defense Of the members of the Douma
accused of treason. Evidently that trial
is destined to rival our own Greene and
Gaynor affair.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
CAPITOL GOSSIP.

Clarence Don Clark, senior Senator from
Wyoming. is a striking example of the
GO West young man. Born in New
York State. OF Puritan parents, his life
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

a Chicago physician advises girls 10
marry round-faced men. II is also well
to dodge the fat pockctboOk man." says
the New York American. Better select a
square man. girls.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
Flexible Enough NOW.

From tire indianapolis News
The social need Of the hour does not
seem to be more elasticity in the divorces
system
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

The Hon Hoke Smith says he hopes to
see the day come when the Standing
bar" will be abolished almost every
where In this country Evidently the
Hon. Hoke is an almost-but-HOt-quite
prOhibitionist.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

A Chicago woman wants 10 recover
$50. lost while learning to play poker.
A large number Of men have lost ten
times that much without ever learning
10 NAV.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
Drifting Along.
Inst So.

A young lawyer shouldn't advertise, but
he should go 10 all the social affairs likely
TO help him in his profession"
Parties of the first part, so TO speak"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
Nc 1aOs Version.

THE press" declared the spread-eagle
orator, lis the Arohimedean lever which
-er-which-er-'i
Lifts the Id" suggested a man IN the
crowd.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

Gov. John A. Johnson, in the New York
World. advocates a full grown statesman
for the Vice Presidency, regardless Of the
question of the bari" Good And why
don't you speak for Yourself, John?
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

There is one extra day in this year. and
1t is a Presidential campaign year. too.
That's hard luck.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

There is no place like Charleston"
says the indianapolis News evidently
darIly suspicious Of the Charleston News
and Courier.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

entering the active practice of law. he
soon reached the top rung on the legal
ladder. The Senator has always been an
ardent Republican, and active In the
cause. When Wyoming was admitted as a
State he was elected Representative 70 the
Fifty-fiRst and Fifty-second Congresses.
Defeated for the Fifty-third Congress. he
stu kept in the political Hmelight, and
in 1885 was elected 10 the Senate, having
since been twice reelected. AS chairman
OF the judiciary Committee, Senator
Clark's thorough legal training serves
him 10 a good purpose
Notwithstanding his active life, he has
found time to associate himself with the
Masonic order and the Elks.
Il tell you, boys" said the Senator.
after hard days work at law, nothing
Is more restful than an evening in the
lodge room. whether Masonic or Elk"
80 you have worked the lodge racket?''
he was asked.
NO; when I told the madam I was
going to lodge, I went, but perhaps didn't
always get home as early as I should.
$50
Senator Eugene Hale, OF Maine. has
twice declined to enter the Cabinet. lie
was offered the Postmaster Generalshir
by President Grant in 1874. but declined
it. and during the administration 81
President Hayes he refused the portfolio
Of Secretary OF the Navy. He was a
member Of the House OF Representative
on both occasions, and preferred to 70.
main a legislator rather than take up the
administrative duties which were Offered
him. He was a Representative in tho
Forty-first Forty-second, Forty-third
Forty-fourth. and Forty-ffth Congresses
and in 1881 was elected 20 the United
States Senate. He has been a Senator
ever since.
Harry B. Wolf, Of Baltimore, is tn,
baby" Of the present House. being ONLY
twenty-seven years old. Mr.. Wolf. how
ever. has made a big reputation in hii
native city and State as lawyer, anC
great things are expected of him by thos,
who know him best He is unaffecte,
and good natured. and a smile is rarely
absent from his lips. Frequently he cal
be seen standing around the handsom,
Baltimore courthouse in the afternoon
chatting with friends and those whs
/ know say that he has not an enemy II
the world. He IS a handsome young chap
/ too, and doesn't look a day older thar
he is
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

This is certainly lovely May weather
we are having this January in Wonder
fnl washington.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

If Admiral Dewey did all that damage
with defective ships. wonder what he
would have done with a lot fully up to
the Reuterdahl standard?
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

ton and by financial stTingency II is TO
be hoped that reaction will not proceed
so far as to cast aside the good along
with the harmful in recent agitation for
the betterment Of corporate methods.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
The National Him.

The Star Snangied Banners
Its gl0ries are dim.
Fer pray. Isn't Roosevelt
The National HIM.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
ALITTLE NONSENSE.
A IoKEsMIrH,s REsoLUTToN.

A JOKEsMITHs RESOLUTION.
This much I have resolved, I'd state;
No parodies In 1908
Maud Muller on the fertile lea
Will rake no more the hay for me.
The soldier at Algiers, ! vow,
Has made his last appearance now.
The boy upon the burning deck
No more for me viii risk his neck
Horatius and his gallant men
VIII never keep the bridge again.
For I shall write, whateer my fate,
no parOdies in 190S.
Drifting Along.
80 you object TO modern hfe?"
81 do"
But why?"
"oh. it doesn't seem to have any plo
worth mentioning"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
They VIII DO II.
Surgeons in Command

thought you turned over new leaf?"
well. the darned thing blew back 4"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04
THE DIFFERENCE

4 man is not allowed to exceed
the speed limit in an automobile,
because lie might iuiure Others. But
Ihe is allowed 10 harry 90 the devil
as fast as he CHOOSES.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

Wen live 10 see, no doubt,
A stormy time at sea,
When chickering's break out
And doctors disagree.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

Hsad Bingrille Baglo tomorrow.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

We're not worrying about the Sea-
boards difficulties down in Virginia. 80
said George r. Curry, Of Richmond, at
the Raleigh last night Tt will all come
out right, and there is no need for alarm
among those who are interested in the
road. In fact, I believe that the final
effect Of the reeeivership will be bene-
ficiaLn
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

r.l.phoa. Main $500, (priv.'. Branch E,-h.ns')
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-01-04

lea con-
of the
)py thing
'orget in
Ondltions
m begun
way is
wills that
49, Ito
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
HOW IS YOUR STOMACH?
Easy Way To Strengthen 1t And
Get Well.

\ good digestive system, one that
acts 50 that you Go not know that
YOU have a stomach, is Gods BIRTH
right to every man-tO every woman.
If digestion is weak, if food Turns
into gas, if You suffer after eating, if
YOU are s,eeplesS, nervous and out of
sorts-then the stomach is diseased
and prompt action shO1ld be taken.
W. y. Ennis. a well known builder
in Syracuse, tells an easy way to
strengthen the stomach and get we'll
when he writes: "Mi-O-na Stomach
Tablets have done more for me in
one week than all the doctors the
two years | was under their care.
Thanks to Mona, I can work once
more. tie first time in over d year. g
1t is al easy thing to strengthen
the stomach and Guile indigestion by
using Mona. Get q 5O-cent box
from Hughes Drug Store. He guar
antees to refund the money, unless
the remedy does all that is claimed
for it.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
TINE TO ACT.
Don't Wait Tor The Fata! Stages of Kidney
Illness. Profit by Grenada Peoples
Experiences.

Occasional ATTACKS OF backache, ir-
regular urinatiOn, headache and dizzy
spells are common early symptoms Of
kidney disorders. It's an error to
neglect these ills. The attacks may
pass OF fer a time but return with
greater intensity II there are symp-
toms of 0rOpSy- puffy SWellingS be-
low the eyes, bluating Of limbs and
ankles, or any part Of the body. don't
delay Il minute. Begin taking D0an's
Kidney pil,s. and keep up the treat
ment until the kidneys are well,
when your old time health ard vigOr
will return. Cures in--prOve the
effectiveness of the great kidney
remedy.
5. L. Tatum, Main ST., Grenada,
Miss. says: In consequence Of the
benefit l derived from the use of
Doan's Kidney Pills, l most cheer
fully recommend to all who suffer
from kidney trouble il any of its var
iOuS forms. | like to give credit
where it is due, hence my readiness
to voucn fer Doan's Kidney Pills. I
procured them az Hughes drug
store"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. F0ster-MiIburn Co.. Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-D0an's-an and
take no other.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
Some Don'ts From Experience.

DON'T laugh oven Others mistakes.
You may stumble soon.
Don't think you know it all, for
you don't.
Don't Ioyk for oak trees out of
acOnS in a day n a year. IT takes
time 20 ripen crop and character.
Don't 'IdLe d Sermon by your ears.
There is a vast difference between a
tickle and 4 truth
Don't worry pVcr criticism of brain
less people. Braying, whether by
biped or Quadruped. is only noise.
Don't Lose faith in humanity, be-
cause there are some black spots.
Look at the sun. and then at the look
ing glass.
Don't quarrel over circumstances.
nor fret Owe impOssibilities. 1t is
far better 10 climb mountains than to
curse them.
Don't be stingy because some of
your charity went wrong. Think how
much wasted mercy has been poured
Out on you.
Don I read these don'tS AID then
don't ITO them, for you will suffer. |
know it, for l have tried it.-C. II.
Yatman in Union Gospel News.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
Sudden Dea:h Of NJ. J. y. Esk;idee.


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wynn -'''' : "a ~ .'"''' - 49, W.
F-HNI'u-V "!'h cary I:"UI thursday
h"Th.i-' flln Htt+e UauIHltT' VINO
nae nee FL >eFt!aI Gays oIeu al I've
ci,c", d. E" "'..~'l 80 E!t"''E dI.ecO-
{" t'.t I"'"'l ia " ~" 'E'''"'t1 I"'rI
ne le'I oc't ''Cl, "t":I '"'~'t' a! ar
men - "''~'' ~ ''"'' ~ ''o'' n"'-
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
MRS. " R. BAKER DEAD
Passed Away at Her Home We'd
nesday Morning.

Mrs, " =. Baker died at the h me
Of her husband >iX miles west Of Grcn-
ada On EtGn,Sday morning April -.
She lad been n III health Tor the past
wear. she WaSa SUtfeIcr from Il can
certua mlHth which finally tclmiuat-
ed her life. MS. Baker was ABOUT
fifty years Cd. she was 4 daU1h-
ter Of Mr.. ard Mrs. w. NJ. Calhoun
ard was reared in the edge If Talia-
hatchie county about ten miles from
where Sic died.
She was uuly a noble. Christian
woman. Before her marriage. after
which her household duties demanded
most Of her time, she taught SchCOla at
OLD Pea Ricge and took leading inter
est in Sunday School and church work
and everything for the better
ment Ct the community. She was
loved by al who knew her and the de-
vOtiUn IF her old scholars to her is
something far more than ordinary.
Whatever she did she put her heart
and StU! intOi t and there was a halo
OfSULhLe. m6eknesS and love that Ia
uidttb IL AZ lIEl IIlC LlldC ltIII plId-
ton to a.! WHO had the good fortune
to know her. She was devoted to heI
hCmeand there was NJ sacrifice she
would not make for her husband and
her children. She fought against the
inevitable almost to the last and met
every stage Of her gradual demise
with heroic courage. Her death
leaves four children without another.
the Oldest Of which is a girl sixteen
years Of age. She had been a conSiS-
tent member Of the Methodist church
for years. The writer feels keenly her
Death and nouns with her bereft
husband and children and other sOr-
rowing ones. Her remains were in
tered in ODD Fellows Cemetery in
this city on Wednesday evening at
O'Clock the funeral services being con
Quoted by Rev. w. w. Mitchell, pas
tor Of the Methodist church.
Chancery court was in session in
Grenada and adjourned to attend the
funeral out of respect to the family
Of the departed.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
CITY Election Notice.

Notice is hereby given that in
accordance with law a general
election Will be held in the city
Of Grenada, Mississippi, on the
first Monday in May, 1905, for
the election Of city officers, as
follows: mayor; city marshall; sin
city treasurer; city re-
corjcr. Said election for the
east ward Will be held az the
mayors office, and fer Tie west
wand at the MetAo lj>t church
yard, on the corner Of Line and
South streets.
Election Commissioned. NJ.
Stevens, J. H.. Owen, @. / Kim
brough.
Grenada, April 22nd, 1908.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
Good j Judgement

is the essential characteristic of men
and woman Invaluable togpod buSl-
ness men and necessary 10 house
wives. 4 woman shows good ju6Ge-
meut when she buys Whites Cream
Nermifuge for her baby. The best
ON medicine " offered 10 moth
ers. Many indeed a!e the sensible
mothers. who write expressing their
gratitude for the good health Of their
children, winch they oWe to tie use
Of White 5 Cream Nermiiu-e. >Oid by
3nG C.aSs drug store.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
Why

have a torpid liver when Herbine, the
only liver regulator will help you?
There is no reason why you should
suffer from dyspepsia, constipation,
chillS aud fever CT any liver COM
plants, when Herbine will cure you
+. c. Waite, WeStville, Fla, writes:
Il vas sick for a month with chillS
and fever, and after taking two bot
ties IF Eerbire am well and healthy.'
Sod 10y - Ass drug store.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
This May interest You.

No one is immune from kidney
trouble. SO Just remember that Foley's
Kidney Cure will stop the irregulari-
lies and cure any case of kidney and
bladder trouble that is not beyond
the reach Of medicine. Hughes
dr10 Store,
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25

Mandy vas a young culoreG girl
fresh from tie cotton fields Of the
South. One afternoon She came to her
Northern mj>tGes, and haLded hex Il
visiting ca.3.
"De !ady what give me dis is in de
parlor. sleG explained "DcreS an
ngder lacy on de do'-step'
tenacious. Mandy" exclaimed the
mistress why didn't YOU ask both of
them toc.Me in:"
"ka>e. tna'am." grinncd the girl,
de one On &c do-step done fcrgit her
ticket. The ArgOnaut.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
MISSISSIPPI TEACHERS ASSOCIATION
Jackson, Miss, April 30..May 2. 1908

For the above occasion tie Illinois
Central Railroad VIII sell Round Trip
Tickets at a rate Of one fare plus 25c.
Dates Of sale, April %, 30, and May
1St and 2nl, with final return limit
May +, 1908. d. W. OWENS, L. 4.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25
Comparative Measure.

One Tablespoonful Of liquid equals
One-halt ounce: > rounded tablespoons
fulS Of coffee. l ounce: two rounded
Tablespoonful of flour, | ounce: nine
large eggs or ten medium size, l pOunn:
| heaping tablespoonful of butter, ,
ounces, II One-fUurth cupful: | pint
chopped meat, packed solid, Il pound:
l pint of mil or water, l pound: two
cupfulS. l pint: ; cupfulS of meal. /
pOund: and One-half cupfulS of pow
dered sugar. l pound: , cupfulS pull
veliZed sugar, ! pound: same of gran
ulated sugar: / cupfulS of -four. one
quart: I cupfuls Of liquid, M quars:
> cuptulS solid butter. | pound. These
measures will be very valuable to the
housewife Who has to depend upon
cups and spoons for her weights. Ey-
cry kitchen ought To be supplied with
a pair Of good scales. but not every
one Sex.
The Sentinel and The Union
Advocate, the state organ of the
Farmers Union. in clubs Of 10
$50. You need both papers send
in your subscription. The price
Of the two papers separately is
ST. each or s. for both. The SEN
tinel and The Issue, EX-Gov.
Vardaman's new paper, for 81
The subscription price of The
Issue alone is SI.5O.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25

DeWitt's Little Early RiserS, the
famous little liver pills. Sold by End
Glass drug store.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1908-04-25

Ordered by the Board Of Supervisors Of
plans and specifications to remodel vault in
the Chancery Clerks Office Bids to be re-
ceived at May meeting; board reserves the
right 10 reject any and all bids. 419-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-12-01
CHRISTMAS BAZAAR

Tuesday. December 18th, at the res
idence of Mrs. r. S. Hall, a ba-
zaar will be held by the Baptist Sew
ing Circle. On account of the large
membership this year this sale will be
more extensive and comprise a larger
variety of articles than heretofore.
The display will include handker-
chiefs, embroidered shirtwaist fronts,
baby pillows, embroidered baby shoes.
sofa pillows, underwear and useful ar
tices in fancy work. A new feature
in the work this year is raffia baskets
in all colors and sizes. Patronize a
worthy cause and satisfy your needs
at the same time.