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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-23

Want A TRIAL
WITH ROCKFORD
GaIesburg is Now a Claimant for
the State Championship Hon.
0rs in Football.
HAS NOT MET DEFEAT
Team That Defeated Rock Island Sat
urday Has an Idea 1t Can Win
From Moiines Conquerors.

Elated by the victory over Rock Is
land high school, the Galesburg foot
ball team now expects to make a bid
| for the high school state champion
lship. ''On to Rockford" was the yell
taken up by the Galesburg supporters
at the Close of the game Saturday
which put Rock Island out of the run
ming and placed Galesburg into the
race
Fred RiSberg, manager of the Gales
burg football team, did not return to
Galesburg with the players Saturday
night for the bonfire celebration, but
spent Sunday with friends in the two
cities. He stated that the sentiment
in Galesburg was in favor of game
with Rockford for the state champion
ship III case Rock Island was defeated,
and he expects to forward a challenge
TO Rockford today.
Has Had Lucky Season.
The Galesburg team has an I'M
broken string of victories over the
high schools it has met this year The
games it has won are as follows:
Galesburg, 10; Davenport, 0.
Galesburg, u; Princeton, o.
Galesburg, 5: Monmouth, 4.
| Galesburg. SO; Elwood, o.
Galesburg, Z; Drury academy, 5.
Galesburg, 10; Rock Island, 0.
Galesburg has only one game left
on its schedule. TO be played Thanks
giving day at Kewanee. An easy vic
tory is expected, and then the team
holds the undisputed championship OF
the Military tract. If game is ar
ranged with Rockford. it will probably
be played at Galesburg Dec. 8.
Believe They Can Win.
Manager Risberg is confident that
his team can vanquish the Rockford
gridiron warriors. The best man OF
the Galesburg team, Powell, the big
rig-L tackle, was not in the game witt
Rock Island Saturday. He is said Il
I be a tower of strength and is greatly
I Irresponsible for Galesburg's many vic
I tories With him in the game, Gales
burg would undoubtedly have shown
! up stronger than they did Saturday
and the supporters of the team believe
! that it is a match for Rockford.
Appreciation Of Courtesy.
The attitude. - the football team
) of Davenport and Moline towards thi
Z city was pretty well shown Saturday
J Both teams were the guests of tn
( locals. who invited them to the gam
; and charged them no admission fee
( The Davenport boys returned the cOul
tesy by roofing strenuously for Roc
< Island and giving their sympathy t
4 the losers after the game. On tn
!, other hand, the Moline boys furnishe
( the ongest@contingento of the Gale!
!, burg following and spent the time bt
tween halves giving the visiting play
, ers the benefit of their experience i
Z playing with the locals. While Their
4 is no claim made that what they toll
!, the visitors of the style of play use
4 by Rock Island made it possible fo
3 them to solve the local attack in tn
Z second half still it gives a pretty goo
3 ILLUSTRATION Of the class of the Molin
x boys in craftsmanship.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-23
HemorrhoidS,

AS well as blood concessions and
swellings from other causes, are cured
cordance with the directions" accom-
panying each bottle. 1t gives immedl
ate relief and permanent cure. Ill
druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-23
EIGHT-YEAR RECORD.

over had not yet come Rock Island
kicked off at the start of the half and
soon gained possession of the ball af-
ter forcing Galcsburg 10 punt. \ SER
les of line plays and end runs carried
the ball well into the territory of the
visitors before it was lost on downs
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-23

CONTINUED on Page Six,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1908-11-23
Harvard Has Defeated
Yale Four Times.

Saturdays victory over Yale
was the fourth Harvard has won
since the two big schools
started playing football in 1886.
Yale has won fourteen times,
two games resulted in ties and
in 1888, 1895 and 1896 the teams
did not meet. Up until Saturday
Harvard had not scored vic
tory since 1901. Following are
the scores of all the Yale and
Harvard football games from
1886 to 1908, inclusive:
1SS6-Yale, 5 goals; Harvard, l
touchdown.
1SS7-Yale, 8 goals, 1 safety;
Harvard, 1 goal.
1SSS-No game.
1SS9-Yale, 1 goal; Harvard,
nothing.
1S9O-Harvard, goals; Yale,
/ goal.
1S91-Yale, 1 goal, l touch
down; Harvard, nothing.
1S92-Yale, / goal; Harvard,
nothing.
1S93-Yale, l goal; Harvard,
nothing.
1S94-Yale, II; Harvard, 4.
1S95-No game.
1S96-No game
1S97-Harvard, 0; Yale. 0.
1S9S-Harvard, II; Yale, 0.
1S99-Yale, O; Harvard, o.
1900-Yaie, IS; Harvard, 0.
1901-Harvard, %; Yale, 0.
1902-Yale, %; Harvard, 0.
1903-Yale, 1G; Harvard. 0.
1904-Yale, u; Harvard, 0.
1905-Yale, 6; Harvard, 0.
1906-Yale, 6; Harvard. 0.
1907-Yale, II; Harvard, o.
190S-Harvard, 4; Yale, 0.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
He WAS STRONG ON INFERENCE.

Il do calmly replied the man of the
forehead. 81 inferred instead of jump
ing to a false conclusion"
But you had to infer that the boy
was under the ice" protested the other.
Not bit of it. If the boy had fall
Ell in, the skates and cap and mitten
would have gone with him. / simply
inferred that he had seen rabbit and
given chase. l was right too. In the
course of five minutes l met him on
the road
"Oh. you did? And maybe you in
fcrred something else?"
"Of course l did. AS he had the
nosebleed / inferred that he had Taller
over a log in the chase and got left
and he admitted that such was the
case"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
AT LONG RANGE.
-
NICE PROSPECT FOR HIM.

dat gun an kind o carelesslike poins
it off in de direcshun O. my cabin, tws
miles away, an say:
"'Well, heah goes for dat ole chickir
litter. an den pull de triggah. An jes
as like as not dat bullet would come
erlong bout de time I'd git home
pickin' chicllin, mebby-an smash
troo dc wall an tear de chickin to
pieces an bust in de face o de clock an
smash de stuifin' out o de chimbleY an
skitter troo de wall an mebby kill de
dog an kick ovah de beehive! Dat
amt what 1 call civilized doings-no,
sab. But I'll git even wifi 'um!"
How you gwine do it, Mistah Sim
mons?''
Il jcs' won't go a step neah his ole
/ chickin coop--not step, you mind
me! No, sah!"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
Mans Best Friend

DO you believe
in the saying that
d, dog is mans
best friend 2"
Il certainly do.
Whore viii you
find a man who
will stick TO you
through thick and
thin, through JOY
and sorrow, cling
ing to you with
faithful devotion,
even though he be
half fed and abus-
ed, and then at
| the last, when life
| has departed his
body, offers it to
| you in the shape
of sausage to eat
with your steam
ing buckwheat
| cakes in the morn
ing? OF course ]
believe it."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01

HHAT Mistah Beasley's gwne to be
- mighty unpopular white man in
dis neighborhood, / can jes' tell you,
Mistah Brown"
"How so, Mistah Simmons?"
cease / dun heah he's gone an
bought one o dem furrin guns datll
shoot plum two miles an nevah miss"
well, s'posin' he hast
"Sposin' he has! Why, look heah,
niggah. Some night l might wanter
visit his chicken coop, an aftah I'm
gone he might come out an mosey
roun an see my footprints in dc mud,
an den he'd say:
"'Dar amt but one nigsah in dc
county got feets like does EN-, an
dat's Pete Simmons
Den he'd go back in dc house an git
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01

why. you can get another pair"
she protested.
"Of course CAM" he exclaimed. Il
can get new pair of stiff soled slip
pers and spend thirty days breaking
them in
"The others were torn and
"Thats why I liked them. They
We're comfortable. When I got them
on things seemed homelike. / was
settled for the evening and four
horse team could not get me out
again. But now--now / am ready for
the club or the theater or any other
place. Slippers, Mrs. Miffler, help to
make the difference between the home
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
Miserable.
A vnllnr stock

A young stock
broker who always
tries to appear
busy and prosper
Gus went out for
awhile, leaving on
his office door a
card neatly mark
cd:
will be back in
an hour"
On his return he
found that some
envious rival had
inscribed under
meath:
What for"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01

I'VE had taken off his shoes and was
down on his hands and knees in a
closet searching for something when
his wife noticed him,
liam?' she asked
my slippers" he replied.
ooh, ] gave those old things away
today" she said.
He turned and looked at her in sur
prise.
"You gave them away" he repeated
and then he added solcmny, Mrs
Miftier, what do you think constitutes
home""
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
Coo! and Collected
HE DIDN'T LIKE HOME.

and the Office, and old slippers make
the difference greatest"
Il can't see why
"Of course you can't. No woman
ever can, but I tell you if I were run
ming things I'd make every woman
take course in slippers. That's what
is needed more than suffrage or any
thing else in that line-just slippers
nothing but slippers
He got up. stamped around the room
in his stocking feet for a minute OF
two and then put on his shoes again.
"This isn't home he said bitterly
at isn't bit like it. I'm going to the
club"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01

The little girl
came home from

The little girl
came home from
school in the mid
die of the fore
noon in Il high
state of excite
lnent.
What is the
m d tier, dear?"
asked her mother.
Jimmy Tread
way scared me"
How 2"
why, he's been
having themumps,
and he's got some
of ,em left, and
when I wouldn't
| give him a bite of
| my apple he said
/ he was going to
| take q lnump out
of his pocket and
throw it at mel"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
Didn't Work.

Sandy - So yer
don't believe all
yer read in der pa
pers?
Gritty-Naw. |
read dat big ears
was a sure sign of
generosity. I stop
ped . man an told
him his ears was
big. an instead of
giving me q dime
he give me a Kick
dat landed me
across Gle road.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
A MARTYR.

A friend tells of d recent visit 4
senator made to church with one of
his grandchildren. The little fellow
tried several times to talk, hut was
always told he could not talk i'll
church.
Then grandpa he begged, please
take off my shoes and let me move my
toes
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
GOLDEN SILENCE.

Mamma--You're very fond of your
dolly, aren't you, dear?
Little Ethel-Yes. She's nicer than
anybody else 1 know.
Mamma-Oh, no. She's not nicer
than your mamma.
Little Ethel-Yes she is, cause she
don't never 'sturb me when I'm talk
ing.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
ONE GOOD TRAIT.
Katic--I don't like Mr.. Rox.

katic's Mother--Why not?
"Hc's got money, and, though he has
been coming to see me for year, he
never gave me anything in his life"
II don't know about that. Be gives
YOU a chance TO get to bed at d rca-
sonable hour, which can't he said of
some of the other young men know"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
LUCKY MAN.

He loitered at the festal board,
a man of might and power;
a modest flush adorned the face
Of this hero of the hour.
Twas al A spread for charity,
And strange it is, but true,
He caught the only oyster that
Was swimming in the stew.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
Six Weeks Later.

She CATER elope-
ment)-J received
q letter from papa
today.
He-Wel(?
She--He writes
that he had just
finished making
his will.
Heidi he re-
member US?
She Yes, in.
deed. He has left
all his money tc
an asylum fol-
hopeless idiots.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
AS FRANCES PUT ii.

Little Frances had begun to write
letters under the supervision of mann
ma. Last week her mother was away
IN visit and Frances decided to
Nritc to her without help. She man
aged slang and the new mode of spell
Ing in one sentence:
Grandma got a letter from anty,
and the news in it nokt her out"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
The Poor Bard,

she looked Il lit
tie dlY around
the poets bleak,
bare attic.
"A nice enough
ROOM she said,
but how do you
heat it,
well, when it
gets too cold" said
he. Il light =
match"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
AN UNSATISFACTORY HIT.

First Actor-Did YOU make a hit as
leading man in the company you were
in?
Second Actor-Yes; l hit the man
ager for my back salary, but the coin
wasn't forthcoming.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
Two Ways o.
Keeping Them.

What is double
entry bookkeeping,
| ?"
"R e f II S i n 6 to
lend your own and
borrowing others
and failing to re-
turn them"
Coo! and Collected
Clara-She isn't
q bit nervous, is
She?
Olive--Not a bit.
! I don't think a
proposal would
I make her merry
Gus.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
ON TO HIM.

First Actor--1nspiration a queer
]ling. Coming east, while l lay doz-
Ing in the sleeping car, | suddenly
Second Actor-Well, well! Some
Kind brakeman gave you a berth il
The caboose. eh?
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1908-12-01
CHANGEABLE.

HAS she a large fortune?"
Depends on whether you are a creo
itor or possible sutton"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-02-24
Democratic Circuit Court
Judicial Convention.

The Democrats of the Third judicial
circuit OF Ohio are hereby notified to
meet in delegate convention at Lima,
o., on Thursday, the 9th day OF
February, 1908, at o'clock p. m.'
for the purpose of nominating a can
didate for circuit Judge.
The apportionment of delegates has
been fixed on basis OF one dele
gate and one alternate for every 100
votes, or fraction Of 80 or over, cast
for Hon. s. A. Hoskins, candidate for
secretary of state in 1906.
Under this apportionment the
counties are entitled to the following
of the several counties.
Allen, Al; Auglaize. 80; Hardin, 36;
Mercer, 81: Union, 90: Crawford, Al;
Henry, 30; Paulding, 25; Van Vert,
33; Defiance, 30; Logan, 90; Putnam,
3S; wyandot, 90; Hancock, 81; Ma
rion, 80; Seneca, AZ.
Total number of delegates, $40.
The delegates to said convention
shall be selected in such manner as
may be determined by the commit
tees of several counties.
The following are the temporary
officers of said convention:
- Temporary Chairman-Hon. d. D..
Donovan, OF Henry county.
Temporary Secretary-Hon. Eman.
uel Z. Ford, of Mercer county.
Assistant Secretary-Hon. N. +.
Webster, OF Paulding county.
Sergeant-at- t-Arms-Aug Smith,
OF Auglaize county.
q by order of the Democratic circuit
court committee.
y w. w. DURBIN. Chairman.
! CHARLES e. JORDAN, Secretary
pro TEN.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-02-24
HAVANA1 ''7"
MARDl CRAS
Cuba's Capitol is Today the
Scene of a Festive DC.
casi0n.

Havana, Feb 24.-With the Prado
illuminated as never before, the
streets riot of gay colors, flags fly
ing, bands playing and joy-mad
crowds shouting their glee in true
Spanish-American style, the annual
Mardi Gras carnival was ushered IL
last night. Today the merriment con-
Itinues in a more subdued manner, to
break out anew when night falls.
The carnival will continue until the
latter days of March, and will have
it's counterpart on smaller scale in
every city and town of Cuba.
This year. Havana hopes to gain
international fame with her carnival
land several hundred thousands of
dollars have been spent decorating the
city and furnishing prizes for vari-
'ous events. A racetrack, which is to
be permanent affair, is being built
to the west of the city.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-02-24

to Denver last September from Pat
'rson. n. j. @Ie had previously
erved three years in GroIgham,
\. Y, where he distinguished him.
elf by rebuilding the church mon
,stery and other buildings that
we're destroyed by fire in 1902.
Although no actual demonstra-
ion against the murderer of Father
leo had been made, there was much
ak around town throughout the
lay of the justice of lynching him.
n order to avoid an attack on the
ity Jail, Giuseppe was taken to
he county jail. more easily de
ended building, where he remained
everal hours. ssf .
Small groups of men began to
'ongregate near the county Jail,
md after a consultation the au-
horities decided to take Giuseppe
,ut OF town. Accordingly, he was
hustled into an automobile and a
asst run was made to Littleton. IA
niles from Denver. where train
vas boarded for Colorado Springs.
An examination OF letters taken
rom Guarnaccio showed that the
'nly definite address he appeared
o have was number 10. Wallez
Place, Wakefield. Mass. Guarnaccio
old Chief of Police Delaney, Sheriff
Iisbit and several detectives who
Questioned him. that he started out
his morning with the intention OF
rilling four priests. Had he sue
'eeded in eluding capture. he says
re would have gone from one
'hurch to another until his vow had
)een carried out.
Guarnaccio displayed no remorse
or his crime, and reiterated his
'revious statement that he believed
,e was benefiting the poor people
W taking the life of the priest. He
aid that the church kept the people
,oor. while priests lived on the
at of the land.
Among the papers taken from tho
ssassin was list OF assassinations
rom the murder of Gear Paul, Of
Vussia in 1901. to the killing OF the
ding of Portugal within the last
month. A miniature Italian flag
'asted at the head of the list. Guar
laccio declared had no significance
whatever. No notes or comment OF
my kind were inscribed or attached
the list.
The prisoner was closely question
ID concerning his residence at Pat
Nrson, N. IT,. but nothing important
was learned. He declared that he
knew nothing Of Father Leo when
the latter lived at Paterson. and in
fact had never seen or heard of
him before today. Guarnacc6 ad-
mitted that he had been in Chicago.
St Louis and other eastern cities
but disclaimed any knowledge of
connection with anarchists in any
OF these cities.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-02-24

twelve intelligent men should hold
you guilty of so light a charge after
they heard the evidence in this case
Is to me unaccountable.
From the facts you yourself ad-
init and from your explanation of
lyour movements that night, the only
logical, rational conclusion Is that
you are guilty of murder in the first
degree. SuclI a verdict may well in
spire the citizens with feeling of in
security, and encourage the commits
sion of high crime 1t is a miscar-
riage of Justice"
The last sentence of Judge Phillips
Expressions Is one which should set
men to thinking. In late years there
has been much alarm occasloned by
the great number of lynchings in
this country, Almost daily mobs are
formed to deal out justice to Grim
inals or alleged criminals without the
formality of trial at bar. This
condition has created great deal
|of alarm among the more sober
minded citizens. Legislation has been
enacted to endeavor to correct it, but
this legislation has had little effect.
Vigilance upon the part of the Of
|flcers has proven of little or no
avail, state guards have been called
|out to protect the prisoners, but
their efforts have in many instances
been successful only In killing or
wounding some in the throng and
Iangered the Others the more. Judge
Phillips gives the secret of the whole
matter when he says: "This ver-
dict is miscarriage of Justice. 1t is
|preposteous. II such were the
rule, we might as well have no more
law, shut up our court house. In
recent years we have witnessed many
instances of a miscarriage of just
ice. The Senator Brown case, the
Stanford White case, the Governor
Goebel case, the Loving case, and a
long list OF other cases where the
slayer has gone Scott free or with
out punishment at all. 1t matters not
what the circumstances in each mur-
der were, the fact remains that IL
was murder and that the murderer
escaped without the full penalty for
his crime and in many instances
without punishment at all. 1t is then
little wonder that a Judge should
become alarmed over such verdict
as was returned by the Cleveland
jury. Mob rule follows naturally
when the people lose confidence in
their courts and to overcome mob
rule, confidence in the courts must be
II lost and retained IL
1t has not been shaken.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-02-24
SHOT WHILE AT THE
NJ. COMMUNION ALTAR
AHQrehst Kueelina Of I1lzahaA
Catholic Chussh ia Denver Just After Receiving the
Consecrated Wafer Fires Bullet into t6e\ HeaAt & Y
of the Priest-Says He Has Grudge Against
All Priests

Denver, Feb. a. Father Lee
Heinrichs was shot and killed while
administering the sacrament at early
mass Sunday in st. Elizabeth's Cath.
ollie church, Eleventh and Curtis
streets, this city, at 6 o'clock
kneeling at the altar rail between
two women, Giouseppe Guarnaccio
lpressed the muzzle of revolve,
against the body of the priest, af-
ter receiving from him the consec
rated wafer, and shot the prizes
through the heart. Exclaiming "My
God! my God! Father Leo fell and
died without uttering another word
With an inarticulate scream, the as.
sassin sprang to the door,
For moment the hundred an6
more persons In the church were
dazed. then became panic stricken
Women tainted and many became
hysterical. Several men rushed tc
the aid of the priest and Others
started In pursuit of the murderer
Among the latter was Patrolmap
Daniel Cooney. who overlook the
fleeing Italian on the steps.
Guarnaccio attempted to shoot the
policeman and was foiled and over
powered only after desperate
fight, In which several men, whc
had come to the assistance of the
officer. tok part. The murderer was
hurried to the city Jail, and as
threats of summary justice were
made by men in the crowd. who
quickly gathered In front of the
church, Chief of ,rPolice Delaney
called out the reserves. "a,
Deputy Coroner Hayes, took charge
of the priests body. which was re.
moved to the city morgue A single
hole In the white communion robe
of the priest showed that the bullet
had gone straight to the heart. The
bullets remaining in the revolver
lad sharpened points.
statement: ''s''N3
Il just went over there because
] have grudge against all priests
In general. They are all against
the workingman. went to the com
munion rail because could get a
better shot. I did not give damn
whether he was a German priest O,
any other kind of priest. They
are all in the same class.
II left Italy three months ago
went first to Central America and
then came to the United States and
to Denver. ! am an anarchist, and
am proud OF It. I shot him. and
my only regret is that I couldn't
nave shot the whole bunch OF
priests In the church. am shoe
maker. but have not worked since
coming to Denver"
Father Leo was born in KoeIn,
Germany, Aug. Is, 1867. He came
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-02-24
Algerian Olive rrsss.

Algerian Olive Trees.
srsl9pAAulnumxclive tunoe .spriaesup. ~
and are srafted where they -standy-A2,
Some regions they are close a. ~
touch overhead. The average annual!
yield for tNEn is 80 to 100 pounds,|
Some Of ~ are believes to bel
over 400 yeSs td. ttxiswe Stlmated|
that there kfo over {. 5.c06.JS0 Wild olive
trees in Aleiers. The grnftIng Of these
Is being carried out Systematically un.
der the auspices Of the A,va-ament
"Your wife used to like to sing. and
she played the piano lot. Now wei
don't hear her practice at all. How's|
that" H1
"she hasn't the time. we have two|
children" l
"well. well! After all. children are.
n blessingv'-T Bits. sstts
Mrs Turtle-I see by the Papers here
that an automobile ran down twcn-l
ty foot embankment. and turned turtle
Now, Henry. what I want you to do
Is to run up twenty foot embank-
ment and turn into an automobilc.|
You know I've wanted one this longl
while.-Circle Magazine.