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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
PENNSYL wanna RAILROAD
Bulletin.
THE SUMMER VACATION GUIDE.

The summer vacation bright spot in the dull routine
of the wears work 1t breaks the monotony OF the day
round and cheers and nvgoes for the strenuous lie ahea
America abounds with delightful summer resorts IN
valley on mountain and beside the The Atlantic coast
line from Labrador Cape Hatters contains the greatest
number of resorts devoted entirely the pursuit OF pleasure
and health in the world.
One may purchase from Pennsylvania Railroad ticket
Agents excursion tickets eight hundred OF these
resorts covering all the desirable places from the fockbound
bavs of Newfoundland the gentle sandy slopes OF the
Virginia beaches from the White Mountains oil New Hamp
shire to the Cumberland Mountains of Tennessee IN the Wlds
Canada along the shores OF the ST. Lawrence and the
Great Lakes.
The famous resorts OF New Jersey--Atla
CITY, Cape May Wildwood Ocean City, Sea Isle City, Asbury
Park Long Branch Spring Lake Seaside Park Beach Haven
and Others so we'll known that description superousare
popular and the most accessible resorts
in the country.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Summer Excursion Book to
be obtained of Ticket Agents at ten cents copy or OF the
General Passenger Agent Philadelphia by mail postpaid for
cents describes them all and gives the rates and opover
privileges allowed on tickets.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
The Perfection of baking-MAo-
KAY's bread.
WHEN BATHS WERE RARE.
The Time When Dandy Washed His
Face Nearly Every Day.

| 1t will come as shock to some read
ers to learn that one of the most seri-
Gus occupations of fifteenth century
| wife was to protect her husband from
| ieas.
Taking into consideration, however,
the horror with which the people of
those days regarded cold water and
clean clothes, 1t Is not surprising to
learn that the question of exterminat-
ing these insects made life a burden
Cleanliness was not only looked upon
as dangerous custom, but a positive
sin. The soul alone was regarded as
of any Importance. so thSt the neglect
of the body became SO much virtue
that bath was only allowed in cases
of illness. At any rate, water had no
place In the toilet of the grand mo-
narque. His valet after pouring a flask
containing spirits of wine over the
hands of his majesty passed comb
through his hair. thus completing his
toilet for the day.
In the seventeenth century, however,
cleanliness was carried to such an ex-
cess that an English dandy was ex-
peeted to wash his face "nearly every
day" SO rapidly did the custom spread
that 1t was necessary to issue a solemn
warning that the practice of using wa
ter for this purpose 'injures the eye
sight, engenders toothache and catarrh,
renders the complexion colorless and
makes the skin susceptible to cold In
the winter and heat In the summer"
Washing seems to have been more
popular In the eighteenth century in
France than in England. this in spite
of the fact that water was forbidden
In the former country.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
A art Answer.

A young and newly married couple
We're entertaining their friends, and
among the guests was one whose con-
tinued rudeness made him extremely
Objectionable to the rest of the com
pany. His conduct, although most I'M
bearable, was put up with for some
time until at supper he held up on his
fork piece of meat which had been
served to him, and In vein OF intend
ed humor he looked round and re-
marked:
rs this pig?'
This Immediately drew forth the re-
mark from quiet looking individual
sitting at the other end of the table:
Which end of the fork do you refer
to?"-London Graphic.
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DARING BELL RINGERS.
Franks of the Athletic Young Span
iards of Seville


iards of Seville.
There Is n curious custom among the
young Spuuiards of the city of Seville.
On certain fete days, related tourist,
the young men OF the place have per
mission to ring the bells In the clock
towers of the cathedral They have an
ingenious and original way of ringing
them While the regular bell ringers
repose these amateurs climb up on to
the bells, throw them forward with all
their force and ride upon the bells in
their furious swinging TO and fro. We
may imagine what an uproar Is pro
duced when all the bells of Il cathedral
are being treated In this manner Any
man who IL able may exercise his skill,
and the duration of the ringing de-
ponds upon the caprice or the strength
and patience of the ringers.
The spectacle is very strange of the
great bells swinging. with one, two or
more bold ringers hanging Tom them
in any attitude which seems TO them
best adapted TO pushing out the most
noise In the Giralda, Mt Seville, the
first time | witnessed this, the clamor
was frightful. When | looked up |
thought at first some unfortunate was
entangled In the bell rope. but | soon
found 1t was n matter of sport. An
other ringer appeared suspended In the
air, holding the bell by the ears or the
rim or the wooden framework and fol-
lowing 1t IN all its movements, some
times feet, sometimes head, downward.
Such are the daring bell ringers of Sc
willie
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
Man and His Tailor.

A man can be measured TO the best
advantage. tailors say. away from a
glass. Standing before mirror he is
almost certain to throw out his chest,
II he does not habitually carry it so,
and take an attitude that he would
like Ia have rather than, the one he
commonly holds. whereas the tailor
wants him. as the portrait painter
wants his subject, in his natural pose
and manner. With the man in that at
titude the tailor can bring his art to
bear. II that is required, in the over
coming of any physical defect and pro-
duce clothes that will give the best at
tainable effect upon the figure as they
will be actually worn-New York Sun.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
Economy in 1908,

Pure l.insred Oil costs much less
sold rom the barrel thin it does put
up III Tin Cans as Mixed PANT In
the llrst instance you pay 90 cents per
gallon in the second $500. Now
mix 3 gallons of pure linseed oil with
4 gallons l.. & NJ Paint and you have
ready for use, 7 gallons Of the best
paint made costing only $l.ao per gal-
lon. Done IN , minutes.
Est, A. II. I.andis, Ringoes,
+. Shepard, Sergeantsvllle.
l.. & NJ. Paint Agents
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CO a. - III - FL 4 a.
Bears tie >,lte Kind lfu liase Always Sought
signature ss &.11zAI1ax

Tired nerves, with that mo ambi-
ton feeling that is commonly felt in spaing
or early summer, can be easily and quickly al
tered by taking what is known as DIR Shops
Restorative One will absolutely note a chang
ed feeling within IS hours after beginning to
take the Restorative. The bowels get slug
gish in the winter time, the circulation often
often slows up, the kidneys are inactive and
the Heart in many cases grows weaker. DR.,
Shoop's Restorative is known everywhere as a
genuine tonic to these vital organs, 1t builds
up and strengthens the worn-out weakened
nerves, it sharpens the failing appetite, and
universally aids digestion. 1t always quickly
brings renewed strength. life, vigor, and am
bition: Try 1t and be convinced Sold by
\. W. Cochran Il Co,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Piles are easily and quickly checked
with Dir. Shops Magic Ointment. To prove
il | will mail a small trial box as II convincing
test. Simply address DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis.
| surely would not send ii free unless | was
certain that Dir. Shops Magic Ointment
would stand the test Remember it is made
expressly and alone for swollen painful
bleeding or itching piles, either external OF
internal Large jar soc Sold by s. W Cochran
o.,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
Didn't Bother Him.

Railway Director-We have divided
up the work SO that each Of the d.
rectors has fair share to do. Hig-
gins is secretary, am treasurer, and
Spriggs is Griggs-Why, Spriggs is
SO deaf that he can't hear thunder.
What does he do? Railway director
Oh, he listens to all the complaints
London Mail.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
Heart Strength

Heart Strength. or Heart Weakness. means Nerve
Strength. or Nerve Misunderstanding more. Pos
ftivey not one weak heart in hundred Is in IT,
self. actually diseased II is almost always a
hidden tiny irtlc nerve that really is all at fault.
This obscure nfrye--the Cardiac. or Heart Nerve
simply needs and must have, more power. more
stability, more controlling more governing
strength. Without that the Heart must continue
TO fail. and the stomach and kidneys also have
these sam, controlling nerves.
This clearly explains why. as medicine. DR.
Shops Restorative has In the past done much
for weak and aing Hearts Dir Shoop first sought
the cause OF all this painful, palpitatng suifoeat
ing heart distress. Dr. Shops Restorativc-this
popular preScfiption-is hloue directed To these
weak and wasting nerve cehtefs IL builds.
II strengthens; IL offers real genuine heart help.
II you would hHye strong Hearts. strong III
gestion. strengthen those nerves - nsestseiish
hmm NJ Ii .ullnl with
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
Cocaine which .,urs the nerves

never yet cured Nasal Catarrh The heavy
feeling in the forehead, the stuffed up sensa-
ton and watery discharge from eyes and nose
along with all other miseries attending the
disease, are put to ront by Ely's Cream Balm.
Smell and taste are restored, breathing is
normal. Until You try this remedy you can
form no idea of the good il will do You. All
druggists Soc, or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc
Warren ST., New York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

There is Pink Pain Tablet made
by DR.. Shoop that will stop any pain any
where in N minutes. Druggists everywhere
sell them as DIR. Shops Headache Tablets,
but they stop other pains as easily as head
ache DIR Shops Pink Pain Tablets simply
coax blood pressure away from pain eenters
that is all Pain comes from blood pressure
congestion Stop that pressure with DIR.
Shops Headache Tablets and pain is instant
" gone 20 Tablets 25e Sold by 5 W Coch
ran & Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Uncle Sam has on his pay roll over
6oo. 600 employees besides more than
a million pensioners. No wonder that
we have billion dollar session, the
socialists ought to take some comfort
out Of this situation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
In Chancery of New Jersey

Gerry made on the day of the date hereof in a
cause wherein Mabel NJ Forman falsely cali
ed Mabel Morgans) an infant by William For
man her next friend is complainant and you
are defendant YOU are REQUIRED to appear and
plead, demur or answer to the complainant's
bill on or before the twenty-ninth day of June
next or in default thereof such decree will be
made against you as the Chancellor shall
think equitable and lust. The. said bill is
filed against You for the annulment OF the
alleged marriage entered into between you
and the said complainant on October 18th,
1905, upon the grounds of fraud, undue intiu-
ence and imposition practiced upon the said
complainant and her incapacity to contract a
marriage at that time
MoCARTER & ENGLISH,
Solicitors of Complainant,
s65 Broad Street,
Newark, N. ].
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Sick Headache

largely a woman's complaint is chief
ly caused by indigestion, constipation
and torpid liver. You can prevent it
by taking dose of DR.. Kennedy's
Favorte Remedy, once every few days
Immediately after meals. Pleasant to
the taste. No nausea or gripping.
Write DR.. David kennedy's Sons, Ron
dou,, N. Y, for free sample bottle.
Price SIoo all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
The Deacon and the Prayer.

Il didn't like your prayer very much
this morning." said fault finding dea-
con to his minister.
What was wrong with it,"
well. in the first place it was too
long, and then thought 1t contained
two or three expressions that were UNI
warranted"
II am very sorry it meets with your
disapproval, deacon" the good man re-
sponded. but you must bear in mind
that the prayer was not addressed to
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
Weak women should read m,

Weak women should read my
pressly for women who are not well. The
Book Ne, tells of DIR, Shops Might Cure
and inst how these soothing, healing, antisep
tic suppositories can be successfully applied
The hook, and:strictly confidential medical
advice is free. Write Dir. Shoop, Racine, Wis
The Night Cure is sold byS W. Cochran Il Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Ont of 200 seniors at Princeton only
100 admit that they have ever kissed a
girl, if the 10 young men have actually
RETAINED from OSCILLATION it may be
said that the higher education of the
youth is not what its cracked up 10 be.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
Dr.. Shops
Restorative
S. w. COCHRAN & co.

A miser who lived the simplest lite
possible has just left $4,000 to ptesi.
dent ROOSEVELT the exponent OF the
strenuous life. This looks like death
bed confession.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Before marriage says Scientist every
person should consult table OF erogen-
ic values. That must be what Prince
Helie came TO this country tor, and
he found that George Gould could cut
them in half il he wished
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
His Fair Proposition.

Are you able to support my daugh-
ter?" asked the old gentleman. "You
know she has pretty expensive tastes,
and don't mind saying that the bur
den has been pretty hard for me at
times"
That's just the point" exclaimed
the prospective benedict IF l marry
her we can divide the expense"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
A Iriumnh of Sciancs.

81 have been taking some moving
pictures of life on your farm"
did YOU ketch the hired man in
motionY'
II think So
"Ah, science kin do anything these
daysr'-Louisville Courier Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
Fairies.

The masses of Greeks and Romans
and the rank and file Of people
throughout the middle ages thoroughly
believed in fairies, gnomes, etc. The
child has no doubt about the existence
of Santa Claus, Jack Frost and lot
of other strange personages. and when
the mind of the race was in its child
hood state men were prepared TO be as
foolish in their beliefs as the little
children are in all ages.--New York
American
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Sherburne Baker who elected him
self mayor of Milwaukee by means OF
an automobile whirlwind tour is now
making efforts to be Governor of Wis
consin by the balloon route,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Feel languid, weak, run down.
Headache Stomach "off''?-Iust a
plain case Of lazy liver. Burdock
Blood Bitters tones liver aud stomach,
promotes digestion, purifes the blood.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

A Philadelphia girl is the wife OF the
newly appointed British Ambassador
to Constantinople. We will back her
on all points against all OF the stars
OF the Eastern harems.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

81 suffered habitually from conslipa-
ton Doan's Regulets relieved and
strengthened the bowels, So that they
have been regular ever since. "A. +.
Davis, Sulphur Springs, Tex.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Pocahontus is to be honored by the
nation with $1,000 monument, as she
seems to have saved the whole Smith
tribe in this country.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Every Woman VIII lie Interested

If yon have pains in the back. Urinary
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want a eer-
tain, pleasant herb cure for womans Ills, try
Mother Gray's Australian Leaf II is a SAT,
and never failing regulator. At Druggists ar
by mail 30 cts Sample package FREE. All.
dress, The Mother Gray Co, LeRoy. y Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
Two Large Stones
Passed From Bladder,
DR.. kENNEDY'S
cAvORlTE
REMEDY

for heard much about its good results II helped
me 80 that kept 1t up, and now ! have not taken
any for a year and am in good health. never have
any pains, my appetite is good, and my old bilious
ne-s has left me. During the time WIS talk
Ing Favorite Remedy 1 passed two quite
large stones, and I have never been trou-
BLEED with my bladder since"
Write to DIR. David Kennedy's Sons, Rondont, N
T., for free sample bottle of DR.. David kennedy's
Fayorie Remedy, the great Kidney, Liver and Blood
medicine. Large bottles $l.0O, at al druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Cheapest accident insurance DIR.
Thomas Electric Oil. Stops the
pain and heals the wound. All drug
gists sell it
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
GA 81 TOR IA.
Bears the zlhe Kind You Have Always Bought
''s, y &HAzEzzI

Mrs. Charles Crellen of Hazellon,
Pa, says the Bible can be read in
thirty.eight hours.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Soothes itching skin. Heals cuts or
burns without scar. Cures piles, &c
zema, salt rheum, any itching. Deans
Ointment. Your druggists sells it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27
The Badge of Honesty

Is. on every wrapper Of Doctor Pierce :
Golden Medical Discovery because full
list Of the ingredients composing it Is
printed there In plain English. Forty
years of experience has proven its superior
worth rs "A blood purifier and invigorat-
INK tonlc Tor the cure OF stomach disorders
and all liver Ills. Ii builds up the run
dawn system rs no other tonic can in
which alcohol is used. The active medic
inal principles of native roots such as
Golden Seal aud Queens root, Stone and
Mandrake root, Bloodroot and Black
Cherryhar are extracted and preserved
by the use of chemically pure, triple
refined glycerine. send To DR. Il. Y. Pierce
at Buffalo, n. Y, for free booklet which
quotes extracts from well-reeognized med
zeal authoritieS such as Drs. Bartholow,
King. Scudder, Coe, Ellingwood and
host OF others, showing that these roots
can be depended upon for their curative
action il all weak states OF the stomach,
accomplished by indigestion or dyspepsia
us well S mall bilious or liver complaints
and in Tl/wasting diseases where there
is los$tYilesh and gradual running down
Of tVrstrength and system,
The "Golden Medical Discovery makes
rich. pure blood and SO invigorates and
regnlAtes the stomacha liver and bowels,
aud. through hem.-thc whole system.
Thus all skin affections, blotehes, pimples
and eruptions rs we'll as scrofulous swell
iiags and old open running sores or ulcers
are cured and healed In treating old
running sores, or ulcers, it is well to in
sure their healing u apply to them DR.
Pierce's All-tiealing SalNe. II your drug
giSt don't happen to have this Salye in
stock, send ffty-four cents in postage
stamps 10 DIR. Il. Y. Pierce. lnvalids Hotel
and Surgical Institute Buffalo. ~ Y. and
large box of the eAll-llealing Salves
will reach You By return post.
You can't afford To accept a secret nos
trum as a substitute for this non alcoholic,
medicine OF KNOWN COMPOSITION, not
even though the urgent dealer may
thereby make a little bigger profit
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels
Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take
rs candy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Mexico is going to have Krup gun
factory, this is warning to her Central
American neighbors to behave them
selves.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

A Certain Cure for Aching Feet.
Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot Ease, a
powder. 1t cures Tired, Aching, Gallons
Sweating Swollen, feet AT all Drug gists and
Shoe Stores, 2oc, sample FREE Address,
Allen s, Olmsted, LeRoy, n, Y
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Special Biscuit-Every afternoon
ct MAoKAY's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

Ask for the Best Bread Mae.
KAY's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-05-27

The perfection of Bread-MAo.
Kay's Special.
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REPORT OF THE CONDITION
Lambertville National Bank

At lambertville, in the State of New Jersey
at the close of business, May II, 1908,
RESOURCES
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PENNSYL vANIA RAILROAD
REDUCED RATES TO WESTERN CITIES.

For the benefit OF delegates attending the sessions of the
bodies enumerated below and others desiring visit the cities
of the West the Pennsylvania Railroad Company arranged
place sale to all persons tickets various
meeting places considerable reduction from the usual
fares:
Chicago. ILL., American Medical Association June to
5. Tickets sold May % to 80 good returning until June H.
inclusive.
Louisville, KY international Sunday School Associa-
ton June Is to 3D. Tickets sold June IL H. good fetun-
ing until June &c, inclusive.
Chicago. ILL., Republican National Convention June H.
Tickets sold June IL to 16 good returning until June r.
inclusive.
Denver. Col. Democratic National Convention July T.
Tickets sold July to A. good to return until July IT,
inclusive.
Cleveland, Ohio. International Convention Baptists
Young Peoples Union of America July II Tickets sold
July to 8, good to return until July Is inclusive.
Mimi. Imperial Council, Mystic Shrine July 10
49, Tickets sold July H. good until July 25
inclusive.
Columbus. Ohio Prohibition National Convention, July IA
IT, Tickets sold July 10 13 good until July "a
inclusive.
indianapolis, Ind National Convention A. O. H. July 20
Tickets sold July II 49, good until July 81
inclusive.
Toledo Ohio. National Encampment, G. A. R., August 81
September Tickets sold August n good
until September IT, inclusive
Col Sovereign Grand Lodge, O. Q. F.. Septem
Der Tickets sold September Is good return
until September 80 inclusive
The Pennsylvania Railroad maintains a comprehensive
schedule of fast trains Chicago St Louis Indanapo
lis Louisville Columbus Cleveland and Toledo from the prnc
pal cities of the East
Full details Of the reduced fare arrangements these
conventions and the through train may be
obtained of any Pennsylvania Railroad Ticket Agent.
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The camphor ball season is on hand
and the crop is unusually heavy.
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l, Isaiah 7. Smith, Cashier of the above
named bank, do solemny affirm that the
above statement is trne to the best of my
knowledge and belief
ISAIAH T. SMITH, Cashier.
( Subscribed and affirmed to before ME this
slst day of May, 1908.
WAITER HANauRsr, Notary Public
Correct-Attest
CALVIN S0l.LlDAY,
GEO T.. R0MINE, Directors
FRANK A. PHIlLIpS,j
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The beautiful is as useful as the use
fillmore SO perhaps. Victor Hugo