Evening journal., 1908-06-17
Personal and Pertinent

mo, can't say that have a large number of comic
incidents apreng here daily said the drug clerk "As
matter Of fact. the drug business is inclined rather
lie serRps sil9 of things naturally but do have
funny things happen occasionally like this morning when
little girl In with a prescription that she said
she wanted rut up in hatsules
. uiatsaesR says sort Of puzzled like because for
the moment didn't fall to what the little girl meant
then It hegau to pereoate through my brain lust what
the little girl did mean, and says TO her then; ..
guess you lnean capsules, don't your and she says
why. Of course do Hatsules she said and laugh
cd right out as she said It. Of mean capsues
Wow could ever get It twisted up like that?
And so we put the medicine up in capsules and the
little girl took II and carried 1t away
'And really that wasn't the comic thing that
happened in the world; but as was saving Won
don't exactly expect TO have funny things happen in
drug store and that call hatsues kept us cheer
tu mere ior throe-quarters Of hour-New York sun
Threadbare clothing. one arm in a slng-that was
the nrst general impression of the IN the corner
seat Of subway train. Good looking. we'll dressed ana
very much in love-that was the general Impression
OF the young couple who opposite
INC % young man left the car at the Grand Central
station The girl looked wistfuly after him. but even
though she missed him she was very happy Hers was
to others She nodded at a baby further down In IN,
car she SMILED at woman who stumbled when walking
down the aisle t.s
The man with the disabled arm tried to turn a nara
Of his evening paper. 1t hard work with only one
hand The leaves got crumpled and Of place The
gr his difficulty.
Let help YOU" she said
She took the paper straighened out the pages gave
r enem a ltue pat and handed them back The
sHoed nut ne did not do much reading after that An
parertly he had lost interest in the days news
Al 10th sireer the girl left the car When she had
gone the man trei to turn the pages of his paper
again That time another volunteered assistance
What page would you like me to to p he asked
cleo were Interested IN some particular arti
= was" said the cripple z am dying to get to the
end of baseball story that was begun on the first
page but the young lady to the fashion depart
ment sec that contains two illustrations of wedding
sowis I'm not very much interested in that kind Of
stun myself but bess her dear sweet soul couldn,t
hurt her feelings by telling her so"-New York sun
rhe % cents hated spend" said the travel
ling man. went TO the Canadian Pacific Railroad don't
eind PAVING for things I get but this particular ex-
penditure couldn't be indorsed value received,
number of us got into st. John n. r., one night
]ust n TING " ' eh the night train for Boston We got
aboard, only to le that the train didn't carry diner
Now a ions ride without dinner isn't pleasant
prospect 20 we hesieged the conductor
why don't sou start the Montreal which null :
out Just ahead Of usT he said 1t carries a diner and
we can pick YOU up at Frederickton Junction
NO danger of your passing us asked and he
assured that he couldn't Very nell as there was onlv one
track 50 we an piled out after leaving baggage
In our pullman herths
Tt fine scheme we thought as we dined
az our leisure IN the Montreal train After dinner we
Junction. 0N
Then along comes a much uniformed oe1e,ai and ya.
mands so cents each for the privilege eating meal
and having smoke aboard his train. we explaine I
g ven mp the price for Pullman berhs ana furtheros
that we had been this train for the sole
In a,b o getting our dinner Didn't the Canadian Pacific
But it was no use. We had to pay"-New York sun
a company that makes business of preparing the
speeehos delivered by public for publication finds
y convenient 10 the graphophone for the nrod,c
uon OF copy for the printer as result some choice
Vposrepheal errors have appeared print Here are
several illustrations that man in the companv bs,
eoeeted; Mark Hanna, that we'll known vote catcher
came out Of the cylinder Mark Hanna that well known
goat catcher Another speaker who told how che pres
oents action had been validated" doubtless would bavo
peeh estonished 70 read that the Presidents action
~ Ihat sentence dear all students
Of Latin was turned IAN gan is divided into three
parts And there indication as "a where h
tfionted them--New York sun.
Mrs Js paten much tried by servant who has
the habit Of Standing around mouth open ons
day as the maid waited upon the table her month vss
open as usual and her mistress sqid: 80
Mary, your mouth is open"
"fassum." replied Mary: Il onenad a.