New-York tribune., 1908-10-12
WE HAVE MORE ORDERS THAN WE CAN
FILL. GIVE Us A CHANCE. GOOD TIMES
COMING.
DON'T WORRYi


In the course of his address at the opening of
the Williamsburg Bridge elevated road the Rev.
David Charles Hughes. father Of the Governor. re-
ferred to the breaking up of a happy home two
years ago. when "a dear friend Of his was sent to
Albany The words recalled TO a man who listened
to the venerable cergyman's remarks incident
which happened than a year ago. The man
had gone the Hughes home in West End avenue.
the home referred toto look at the house, with
a view to renting IT, The Rev. Mr. Hughes showed
him the place. which, even in its partially disman-
tied condition, bore the unmstakahle imprint Of
home. On the third floor the elder Mr. Hughes's
library. full of books arranged in shelves and
server that they for and not for display.
In the front room, the same floor. sat the Gov
ernor's mother with her sewing One room was
the literary workshop. the other the ideal grand
mas sanctuary. and the whole picture of homeIy
refinement and simplicity on that occasion also
the clergyman bewailed the fact that his happy
home had been broken up because of the sons ban
ishment to the Executive Mansion at Albany But
you will have to become accustomed to the change
the man suggested because it IS only the begin
ming OF a iGng career away from home" Looking
about him. Mr.. Hughes seemed to take no delight
in the possibility hinted At and said. with
ticn II hope not" and the kindly nod Of the little
woman who heard the remark showed that she
shared his views. The a Democrat but
when he told Of his house hunting visit his
family circle that evening he said that he hoped
he might some day have second opportunity to
vote for the son Of the old couple who placed so
much value their home.
when they take women away from the co-edu-
cationaI college, said the speaker, what viii fol-
" vinr' cried a voice from the audience.-suc-
cess.
Chicago high school boys whose fraternities
were Broken up by the school authorities after
long and bitter struggle have hit upon Il scheme
for maintaining their organizations They have
formed from among the members Of the chap
ters under the ban cooking clubs" which Will
continue the headquarters Of the prescribed Greek
letter associations. The cooking clubs-in which.
so far as the Chicago papers have learned to date
no culinary antics have been perforrled-are to
be district organizations, composed Of boys from
certain sections of the city and not from some
particular school. This scheme evolved 10
get around an antl-fraternity pledge required OF
the boys by the Board Of Education
master the subject Of catching steamer)--
$50 YOU would advise come hack by the
SUNDAY night train in order to catch the boat on
Monday morning.
station master (severely)-"A wud advise nae
mon tae profane the Sawbath; nut an list repeat
If We wait tin the Monday yen nae get the con
nectiOn, Punch
A question raised 70 the longest sentence ever
written has led to search for the longest word
The honors N English appear TO rest between
Observation-Disclosures, and "honorihcahnI-
tudinity." the former word scoring twenty-eight
letters and syllahles against twenty-five let
and eleven syllables H. the latter. Two other
words. "disntellectualizaton'' and incircumscrip-
tibleness' may be commended TO police inpectors