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The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
w. D. Parks Dies.

Scottsboro, April 25.-(Special)-W. D.. Parks, a well known citizen, died at his home Thursday morning after a few hours illness with acute indigestion. He was apparently in good health just a few hours before his death. MT. Parks was one of Scottsboro's best citizens, and was d member of the Knights of Honor. He was son of the late w. D. Parks, one of the pioneer citizens of Scottsboro. He is survived by two sisters Mrs. Jack Shook and Miss Mamie Parks; his wife and 10 children. His remains were in- tered in the city cemetery Friday morn ing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
Beauty Hints Five helps tO Keep the complexion in a heaIthfuI, beautiful condition
 Things that cost little and do much, and
 that are little trouble
ROBINNAIRE'S ROSE COLD CREAM

The objection to most cold creams and like preparations has been they contain grease. Mime. Robinnaire' s Cold Cream differs in this and many re- spects from all other prepara- tions for the skin; it does not contain grease or animal fat, and is a much more refined and desirable preparation without any of their defects. It will not cause the growth of hair. 25c, 50c, 75c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
EUTAW PEOPLE PAY
 TRIBUTE TO DEAD
JOHN ROGERS PAYS A FINE EU- LOGY TO THE WOMEN OF THE SOUTH WHO SUFFERED IN Sl- LENCE AND GUARDED HOMES

Eutaw, April 25.-(Special. )-As a matter of convenience the memorial exercises were conducted here Friday, April "A. The ladies of the Memorial association had succeeded in erecting at Oak Hill ceme- tery a very handsome and imposing mon ument to the Confederate dead, which was to have been formally unveiled Friday afternoon, but on account of the inclem- ency of the weather the programme with the exception of the unveiling was carried out at College hall, after the ladies had seen to it in the morning that the grave of every Confederate soldier was deco rated
 The exercises began at 4 o'clock with prayer by the Rev. MT. Moody of the Methodist church. Then came the pre- sentation of the monument by Bernard Harwood and the acceptance thereof on behalf of the Confederate soldiers by Judge T. W. Coleman. "Tenting on the Old Camp Ground and Dixie" were then sung. Next came the address of Hon. w. B. Oliver, in which the righteousness of the lost cause was upheld and the character of Jackson, of Lee, of Jefferson Davis and of the private soldier was dis cussed and praised, especially touching being the tribute to Jackson.
 John Rogers followed with an able and beautiful address. He paid fitting tribute to the wearers of the gray, but vowed it would bankrupt the English language to do justice to the wives, daughters and sis ters of the Confederate soldier who stayed at home and bore the hardships of war in silence. MT. Rogers pointed out the fact that the southern states along the At lantic led in the early history of the re- public. before the introduction of slavery, in manufacturing and predicted that in time to come she would again rank first in this respect.
 The exercises closed with prayer by the Rev. T. s. Knox of the Presbyterian church.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
REPUBLICAN CONVENTION.
Delegates Are Sent To Chicago With
 out Instructions.

Marshallville, Ga, April 25.-The Third congressional district republican conven- tion met here today and indorsed the fol- lowing as delegates at large to the na- tional convention at Chicago Col. w. II. Johnson Harry s. Edwards, Judsou Lyons, H. A. Fucker.
 Delegates elected from the district: F. B. Mitchell and F. G. Boatwright. AL ternates. J. T. Nobles and G. F. Thomas. The Roosevelt administration was in- dorsed and the delegates go uninstructed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
Old AK Is Found.

Huntsville, April 25.-(Special)-Wor men who are engaged in excavating for street paving on the public square have found an old axe that was used by the workmen years ago. The axe is an inter esting relic. It was( found at depth of three feet in the street.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
PEOPLE OF ETOWAH WILL
 VOTE ON ROAD BOND ISSUE

to take this action, but not until the pos tai authorities threatened to discontinue service on some of the rural routes did they wake up to the need of prompt measures.
 The good roads sentiment is daily gain ing ground and the friends of the move tment feel certain that the bond measure will carry with a good majority.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
Corporation Organized
 To Raise Poultry

There has been organized stock com pany of s1O,OOO s5OOO paid in. for the pur- pose of raising poultry for the market. A farm on the outskirts of Montgomery of 100 acres has been secured. Contracts have been made for 5000 broilers and flyers per month, the year round, at good prices. The stock is worth $100 per share Anyone wishing to investigate ad- dress K, Box 2, Age-Herald, and a representative will call in person and go into details.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
Charaed With Murder.

Roanoke, Va, April 26-John Hamlett Phillips, aged 20 was tonight arrested charged with the killing last night of Walter Bell and the wounding of Hunt Lester. Phillips confessed, saying he shot the men in self-defense. Phillips was with a woman when it is said Bell and Lester accosted her and their conduct was resented by her companion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26

eadsden, April 25.-(special)-At a called session of the county commissions CTS held yesterday it was decided to call an election for June for the purpose of allowing the people to vote on the ques- tion of issuing $2OOoOo of bonds for build ing good roads in the county.
 The commissioners have long been urged
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
Court House Threatened.

Huntsville, April 25-(Special)-The Madison county court house was threat ened with destruction by fire early yester- day morning. A blazing trash barrel started fire on the south side, but it was found and extinguished before much dam- age had been done.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
ROBINNAIRE'S LIQUID FACE POWDER

For face, shoulders and arms. Does not come off like ordinary powder. Used by all the prominent beauties and actresses. It imparts instantly to the complexion the bloom of youth and gives a soft, smooth appearance to the skin, con cealing all defects. 50c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26

Public Building Bill. Washington, April 25.-The Senate today passed bill for the erection of a public building at Milledgeville, Ga.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
ROBINNAIRE'S $ FACE POWDER

A pure rice powder and an indispensable toilet requisite, for it imparts to the skin a delicate and velvety. appear ance which greatly enhances it's natural beauty. It will stay on the face; will not make the face shine. Comes in three tints to match the complexion, white, pink and brunette, and is delicately perfumed with violet. 25c and 50c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26

We've butchered prices to the limit at the Big Sale, John son & Mccoy Co.,, 221 N. 20th.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26

Choice suits at crashed cost. The Big Clothing Sale. John son & Mccoy Co.,, 221 N. 20th.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1908-04-26
ROBINNAIRE'S HAIR DYE

 and
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
Truth and
Quality

appeal to the Well-Infor,ned in every
walk Of life and are essential to permanent
success and crcditable standing Accor-
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup OF Figs
and Elixir of SIENNA is the only remedy Of
known value, but one Of many reasons
why it is the best Of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that it cleanses.
sweetens and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any facilitating
after effects and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
1t acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as a laxative, and it's component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, AS it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug
gsts.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
CATARRH MADE LIFE
A BURDEN TO ME.

HFISS ANNIE CATRON, OF Main St..
WI Cincinnati, Ohio, writes:
As have found Peruna blessing for
= severe case Of catarrh Of the head and
throat which / suffered from for = number
Of years, am only TOO pleased to give it my
personal endorsement.
"Catarrh. such Is | suffered from, made
life . burden to me, my breath sr0s
Offensive. StOnsach bad, aud my head
stopped sp so that was usually troubled
with a headache, and although l tried
many so-cslled remedies, nothing gave me
permanent relief. ! was rather discouraged
with all medicines when Peruna was sug-
gested to me.
However, ! did buy bottle, and before
that was finished there was 4 marked
change in my condition Much encouraged
I kept on until ] was o0ns pIefetv teI1 ed
in a months time. and 1 find that my
general health is also excellent"
People who prefer solid medicines should
try Peruna tablets. Each tablet represents
one average dose Of Peruna.
Man-a-lin the Ideal Laxative.
Ask Towr I,ruo0tsl for Free Pes'aaa
Almanac j0r 1905.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
Why Sl0an's Imminent and Veterin-
ary Rem edies Are tho Best TO Use.

Why Sloan's Liniment and Veterin-
ary Remedies Are tho Best to Use.
Let me tell you why Sloan's Lini-
ment and Veterinary Remedies are
the safest and most practical on the
market today. In the first place. DR..
Earl s. Sloan is the son of q veterin-
ary surgeon. and from his earliest in
fancy he was associated with horses.
He bought and sold horses while
yet very young. He practised as q
veterinary for twenty years, and has
battled successfully with every dis
ease to which that animal is subject
All his remedies are the result Of
experiments made to save life or re-
lieve suffering while he was practis-
ing his profession.
Any reader, by writing to DR.. Earl
8. Sloan, SIS Albany street, Boston.
Mass, will receive "Sloan's Treatise
on the Horse" free. This book tells
how to treat horses. cattle. hogs and
poultry.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
The AlGern.y Breed.

The Attorneys and Jerseys are so
closely related and so much alike in
appearance that the description given
for Jerseys will apply to them. They
can be classed as the same breed.
but bearing the nar,e OF their island
home. The main difference is that
the Attorneys are smaller and more
delicate, and for this reason are not
SO much in favor"
The above passage was printed in a
book which l judge is in the hands
Of many farmers throughout the coun-
Try.
When Channel island cattle were
first imported to the United States,
and for a long time thereafter, both
Jersey and Guernsey, and especially
the former, were called by many peo-
pie Attorney cattle. The Island Of
Alderney is one of the Channel group.
and although the third in size is too
small to export any cattle. 1t prob
ably has no cattle except few for
family use, and so far as records
show none were ever exported from
there. The name may have originated
from the fact that Attorney, having
good harbor and being nearer Eng
land. all the vessels carrying cattle
or produce from Guernsey and Jersey
formerly cleared from the Attorney
port before leaving the islands for
England. This may have given the
impression to early English importers
that they were Attorney cattle. and
the name SO came to this country.
The fact is that there is no such
thing as an Attorney breed of cattle.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
A Hollow Rail-.

A hollow rail has just been invented
by J. c. Allendorph. The standard
now in use Is 51l inches high with
5h inch base, and is solid. Mr.. Allen.
dorph's rail is inches high, with a
6-inch base. and Is hollow. There is
also q device for connecting these
rails which takes the place of the
familiar fsh-plate. It consists of q
plate 2 feet long and inches wide,
ana carrying an upright the length Of
plxte, which fits into the hollow of the
rails to complete the connection. II
Is asserted that the danger Of spread
ing rails will be greatly minimized
The present standard rail carries 80
pounds to the yard, while that Of Mr.
Allendorph is only n. At $2S = ton
for rails this would mean . saving Of
$517.76 per mile.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
Some Cause for GRATITUDE.

A Park orator. having spoken for
two and half hours upon the subject
Of charity and the great work done bv
institutions that are supported entirely
by contributions, concluded his Grafton
by saying that. with the permission
Of the crowd. he would send his hat
round, ana would be grateful for some
little encouragement. His hat was
passed all round, but returned to bin
empty; when he exclaimed: We'll,
now / come to look at what I've been
talking to, all can say is Thank
goodness. I've got my hat back!'"-
New York News.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

The Portland (Me.) Press observes:
An interesting scrap Of information
comes from Washington to the effect
that the Agricultural Department pro-
poses to test the merits of the South
American plant known as "cupatorium
re bandenum," for sugar making. Not
to know cupatorium may be to argue
oneself ignorant. but the name looks
fishy. 1t is possible, however, that the
plant is destined to beat the beet and
raise Cain with cane.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

him. AT last" says Mr.. Wood. II
began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and
before one boz was gone. I went
through four days of intense pain.
finally passing stone. one-half by
flve-sixteenths Of an inch In diameter.
I haven't had . sign Of kidney trou-
bic since
Sold by all dealers. so cents q box.
Foster Co., Buffalo, N. T.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

The Boston Elevated Railroad Com
pany gives free legal service Of its
counsel to its 1000 employees. This
is to kill of the shysters and install
ment sharks that prey on them and
make discomfort. Good thing to iE!.
tate.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
Ic0ZZSEH0L0rs
.HOIESn %
|NG974
,rrrRREAD PATTIES.


v. Mrs OF sweetbreads use ;
s..ahrooms, cut mushrooms IN
...ee TO this amount take 2
q cream and l IL cups o.
], teaspoon Of butter and !
. Il dour. Rub butter and
...ther. have the milk scalding
=, q slowly. Season to taste.
.Arooms and sweetbreads in
- hot, Mix all together and
taste. One can Of mush-
Ia Z pairs sweetbreads will
a sh.llssH not too large.-Boston
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
g8EfIOLD HINTS.

8 49, AAAAN Ne
NED IN alcohol win often
- spots from clothing.
- grated In a basin Of
Sive better results than
ming delicate flannel or
! ribbons, etc.
- can Be cleaned by be.
md rubbed with powder
can be cleaned, a. can
n By being rubbed with
u n alcohol.
- cold starch rubbed over
nirrors and then wiped
= cloth is an easy way
1ose shining results.
even better than boil.
Ake out fruit stains.
spf essence Of sassafras
away.
~ sprinkled on ! pantry
= u ants.
Is mustard in . gallon
hll insects in tho
md for potted Dlanfa
80 the odor Of fesh
- ~ leaving there Z
a - which several on
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
!! RsEr HAL1BUT.

ES539Ae00A x1Ak40O IL
e1bes four slices fat salt
y n dripping pan, and
|.:| 1alf Z thinly sliced onion.
lNl0 three-fourths teaspoon
ming. Wipe ! two pound
1lhut. and place over the
Cream three tablespoon
Add one-half teaspoon
- and three tablespoon
Drsad this on top Of flsh.
dks in moderate oven
1na Remove cover. sprin-
~ one-half cup cracker
nl1d with IL tablespoonfuls
sltet. Brown fifteen min.
nh with slices Of lemon,
AitA finely chopped par
49, with this sauce: Use
eonfuls fat from pan. Stir
poonfuls -four. Then pour
eonstantly. one and one
~ milk. Bring to boil.
= tablespoonful butter, and
gper to taste.-Anerican
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

suffering 9 o N 9
months ago with fire.
Quent attacks Of hard
pain In the back. kid
neys and bladder
and the kidney Sc
cretions were irregu-
larly scanty, or pro-
fuse. Medical treat
ment failed to cure
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
sHREWD.

you are letting your political rival
make all the speeches"
EYES," answered Senator Sorghum.
LET him talk. My party will adopt
all his good ideas and hold him per-
sonally responsible for all his bad
ones."-Washington Star.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

In an Atlanta cemetery one tomb
bears 1T the top: Helen Vance, wife
Of Harold Vance. 1854. await you.
At the base Of the inscription some
one has written: HE took his time"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

The number of insane in California
in 1860 was one to 1000 and in 1870
one to 500. At present the registered
insane number one to 26O Of the gen
ersl population
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

Only One ''Bromo Quiniue''
That Is LAXATIVE Bromo Quinine. Look
for the signature OF E. w. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure Cold in One Day. Csc
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

Before washing red table linen ad
q little borax to the water.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

A Birmingham firm which maxes
Z speciality Of hand whistles has a
metallic design repnted to carry" q
distance Of two miles. which has re-
Gently been adopted by the police
force in many Of the large towns.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

There is nothing so annoying as a
little man who feels big in a medium
position.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

When a woman has good look ing
husband she always keeps one eve
IN him and the other on her woman
friends.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
FOR RHEUMATISM,
Neuralgia, and For Pain In Side and
Rack We Have Used Min.
ards IAniment

With excellent results, and cannot say
enough in favor Of it. ! would be pleased
to distribute some samples among my
friends il you wish to send them. M1.
E. N. Saunders, Is Erie Place, Roxbury,
Mas, Aug. g."
We propose from time to time to let
others tell Why Minard's Eniment u the
most effective and clean-to-use external
cure for al pains and aches. and to carry
the case direct to you BY inviting you to
write for . special free bottle, to prove
that il does III that ! claimed for Il. Send
. postal to Ninard's Liniment Company,
South FraRineham, NAD.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
FOOTBALL RULES.

Hello. Name! thought you got
fifteen yards OF that remnant RIB
bon?
80 I did. but the h0orwalker pen.
allied me ten yards for slugging."-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
RErRIBUTION.

Jones-"That young man who plays
the cornet II ILL"
Green-"Do you think he will re-
covert"
Jones-"I am afraid not. The doc
tor who Is attending him lives next
doOr."-Tit-Bits
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
CgEANED CHICKEN.

ictea Of 1 IL pounds, or
7 11lds. 1 sweetbreads, ! can
- Boil chicken and sweet
When cold cut up as for
1oos hrger than dice; put one
- n . saucepan, in anoth.
- 1 large tablespoonfuls
s even tablespoonfuls flour.
melted. then pour on the
stirring until 1t thickens.
|lDA . small half Of = grated
- ! very little grated nut
- lightly with black and
- Put chicken and all In
1s11gether with sweetbreads
eDsns (which II large must
e. e1artsrs) in Z baking dish.
A bfeod crumbs and pieces
lake twenty minutes. It
- without sweetbreads, NJ
oAicken.- Boston Post.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

Mrs Winslcw's Soothing Syrup for CA 1dren
teetning, r0ftens thegums, rod1cesin1iamma-
Ion, allays pain, cures wind collie, sc . bottle
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

FITS. st. V!tus' DaL ce: N ervous Dnsoasespes
panently cured by DR.. Khne's Greet Nerve
kestorer. e trial bottle and treatise frea
Il, II. B. Kline, Id, 831 Arch St.. Phila-, h
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never faile. At druggists.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
NEVER IN LOVE.

He-"So you were never In lover
She-"Why. no! But I've been en-
gagged to heaps Of men who were."-
Bystander.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

1t is always easy to see where an
others work could be bet!ered.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
IN A MINOR KEY.

Little Willie-"O, Mr.. Henpeckke,
won't you play something on the vic.
linz"
Mr.. Henpeckke-"Why. really. !
would If / knew how"
Little Willie-"Oh, guess you
know how. My pop says you play
second fiddle to Mrs. Henpeckke."-
PHILADELPHIA Record.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

If a man has lived right, death i
only a graduation.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13

Piles Cured In 9 to II Day..
Pa3o Ointment IL guaranteed to cure any
caseof Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Pilo In 70 Il days or money refunded. Soc.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
a1ne0I.F OF COLD MEAT.

/ sole OF COLD MEAT.
|n ~ cold meat, lamb. beef. tur-
srtaicken. The meat should be
- freed from all fat, skin or
- 1,ely minced. and used in
- q two measures Of meat
80 bread crumbs. For . pint
kle1l ene well beaten egg. = piece
- sise Of egg, the grated peel
affse ef one lemon, pepper and
1lIx thoroughly and put In but
f1ould and steam half an hour.
- vt use . glazed gravy sea
~ M lemon and nutmeg, and
1 viii lemon and parsley. II
III garnish to taste. Omit
bith beef and season with
M lamb. veal or turkey Or
- nutmeg.-Boston Post.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
CHESTNUT SOUP.

. - quart OF large Italian
ta for twenty minutes. Take
- sAslls and thin brown skin.
- 1 saucepan with enough
a. vater to cover them. Add 2
.unfhl or salt and . piece OF
u ia. When soft, rub through
- Then pour over them, stir
! Z the time, two quarts OF good
\ ! chicken broth. one cup Of
~ ~ 1 tablespoonful Of butter
kih lour. Bring to a boil. Serve
- This will be sufficient for
n ,nur1ons.-American Cultivator.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-06-13
VIRGINIA MERCHANT RID OF /
VERY BIG GRAVEL STONE.

Another Remarkable Cure of Serious
Kidney Trouble.
c. L. Wood. = prominent merchant
Of Fentre1y. Norfolk Co. Va. was
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1908-08-18
To be Continued.
Morgan and the Sufferer.

A young reporter on the New York
Sun, who suffered fearfully, was sent
one day to try to get statement
from Mr.. j. Pierpont Morgan.
who and what are your" de-
handed Mr.. Morgan.
In moments of surprise or nervous
excitement the reporters stammering
always became acute, so he stood
with jaws locked. yainly trying to
speak.
Mr.. Morgan began to fume, and
finally he sputtered:
What in the devil are your"
The reporters sense of humor did
not share the clogging up of his
speech, and, after much facial con-
tortion, he managed to gurgle out:
'I-I-I-aaaa-m an elocutionist.'
Mr.. Morgan saw the joke, he grim
ly relaxed and when the reporters
speech Inconsistencies returned he got
the statement. Saturday Evening
Post.