The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1908-03-16

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Three Meals.

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Three Meals.
Breakfast.---The weeks Just begun
and Am tired already.---Somehow, yes
terday seemed TO depress me; It was
lovely but ] didn't feel just right.--It
put new life into mel feel as IT,
couId work fcrsver.-osk Park looks 9ss
hedge.-They say II had the scaies.---I
see the Council - going to meet again
tonight--I wonder II they viii do
much. t
Luncheon.--I tell you the candidates
are mighty busy this week.-Yes, they
have only seven days left-TH be glad
when Il IL all over.--Tt will be q very
S. ssf ss ns Ssss 10. s
am going to vcte.---I don't believe we
are going to have any more frost.--If
we don't we will have ripping crop.
Ripping e an English word. Isn't IT,
man In the play repeated everything7
the AnsIlsh haven't any sense "
Dinner.-I think III have to take in
that minstrsL-Yes, take little Johnai-
bert with yous---It makes me young
again to see the bIack-faced come
dians.--Mittie May and ] can go to one
OF the ether Kind Of entertainments.-
ell tonight just to see what IL going
o1.---Now. John Albert, don't you go
ana get into politics.-Never fear about
me;-rhsy say the Council passed an
e tell what time they adjourned
they are always trying to fool us poor
women.--I think the newspapers ought
70 print the exact minute.---They never
Sidewalk Pencfifngs en- Sidewalks.
have been In Montgomery long
enough to like 1t 50 well I cam put up
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citizen yesterday, but every little
while I have 10 kick. This time IL is
about the sidewalks. There has been
90 much complaint about boxes and fish
and pianos and fruit stands and pea
nut-parchfng apparatus and signs on
them that want to complain about
pedestrians who pause.
sometimes q am tempted to believe
dons h on ts ss .sssts e the .s sow
Mr.. BlAb, they convene intimately In
the middle Of the sidewalk. put their
arms aklmbo, to take up as much room
price OF cotton, the frontage Of down
town properties. the extension OF credit
and the outstanding Of inconsiderable
script. Mr.. Glib stops Miss Cuff, they
take the middle passage. and for nf-
teen minutes say foolish little things
to each other Candidates hook their
Familiarity prehensile fingers into the
buttonholes of the duly qualified ana
I6ll InGm WnY-1n0-anu MIN
Then, too. 30 many persons walk
zig-zag- eddy on the sidewalks. Some OF
them can't help IT, of course. and for
give them. But others Of them who i
keep not to the straight line, are not
exeuaable. Just little kick, good-na-
tured: but Montgomery Is city now,
and we ought 70, behave like city-foik."
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ST. Pmtriek's Day.
i want to be an Irishman, and with
the Irishmen stand IL a NOT rhythmic
cal but true paraphrase that nearly ew-
erybody Is already singing. Because
why? Tuesday Is st. Patrick's Day.
You may be Scotch or French or Ger
man or English or italian or Austrian
Or Russian, but when ST. Patricks Day
c0fnes you are an fishman in spirit
and you wish you were by pirthright.
II IL the great day; II is national. cos
mopoiitan. eternal. If you resist wear
ing shamrock you attain only a con-
epicpoeity that makes you cheaply no~
tori0us for little while. Way down
in your heart you want to celebrate
with those universally good fellows,
Don't try 10 be stiff this time. II YOU
are not Hibernian. tyst acknowledges
that you are ashamed or at least sorry,
and 80 In for q good time. You will
be much happier Tuesday and Wednes-
0AV. TOO. 80 p y