The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-03-19
'Monsst Pleasant Persons
WHAT TO SAY TODAY.
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- Table Talk for Bromides Durins the
 Three Meals.
 Breakfast-That flag on the bank Is certainly pretty-Mittie May read 1t from our front porch-I don't see how she could make 1t out so far-There wasn't any table talk yesterday--Too ten so miss 1t if 1t isn't thsre--It is help-But it sort of breaks up copversation--They have got toe write something-Ev was wearing green-The candidates were out in full
 Luncheen--Do you think Raffies is really a man?--It would be fine to find him and get $50--I ruffled a man by calling him Raffles--Pretty Good: Raf- fiess ruffled-I believe I could find him Ryan knows what he is doing-The scores don't mean anything yet--Old Tabasco is the real thing.
 Dinner--Just think, this time yes terday we had just seen Connie Mack's bunch-They were all right too-You watch. Rallies will surprise us all-I want to see that fleet come into port Those hardy little Japs are not afraid No. but if Uncle Sam tackles them they will learn something-i should toset,erThe ss he sea e chin1ss ana have % xot heap more sense than most people think for Yes, they invented the compass-And gunpowder. too-They certainly make
 
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 A Fraend. of Mittie May.
 Alderman S. H. Saul, of the Seventh. is a very hard worker but he never lets a chance for a joke go by, Re. gently he made merry for the Council with a resolution about the removal is on South McDonough street and be- longs to the city for a school house when 1t Is builded. Last meeting he May and the gold fish in the Basin. Everybody that hasn't any better sense than to read this column knows that Mittie May is just dying for Pepper to get some gold fish for her.
 Alderman Saul introduced this (after the adjournment of the CounciD
 Whereas. 1t has been made known tS the city ,,.e, Coure Sa or MSnfgomer ssaieo%s of possessing some of the city's gold fish,
 Be it resolved: That there be and any any fish in Court Square Basin not otherwise appropriated. g trio. one male and two females fishes, to be presented to Mittie May. rna Be 1t further .resoIved:v That Ine Placid Person is hereby appointed committee of one to select said nsh and otherwise to carry out the provis- ions of this resolution.
 Mittie Mays Mommer Selects.
 Yesterday was bad day for Mittie Mays Mommer's business. Mittie Mays Mommer had to select hat for Mittie May. You may sure that Mittie May selected a merrow- widow type. Mittie May would have no other Kind. You see, it was opening day in sew erai of the emporiums and there was nothing to it but Mittie Nays Mommer sh ould go down and see them bonnets. Of course Mittie Mays Mommer had looked at every hat in town in the morning and knew all the drip -draped toques, trimmed in real old malaga grapes, from flip-flaps that are all the rage in Paris, where the new countess Is wearing two at time, 10 the little, small. simple plain, straws Mittie Mays Mommer had picked out her own, too, Ponciana with couple of canaries rampant on a field of quiet forget-me -nots and parrot wing dropped restfully from enough cherries to poison several cock tails.
 But for Mittie1M May 1t was easy sail ing. Once she had shaken little John- albert with as much effectiveness as IT she had had the palsy, she was ready to go with her Mommer. They picked out a Morrow Widdy. Mittie May said all the girls in all the best families were going to have them. 4 a1 There was nothing to say.
 Watch Mittie May. She Is easier to 1 find than Rallies.
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