The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1908-07-25
TOWN TALK
BY THE NAN ABOUT TOWN.

Taft chucked plugged dimes to a crack
in the cabinet floor to see whether |
should third team it or he should grab
the big stick and take over the ac-
cessories Che could have my moving
picture teeth, too, but they don't fit),
and, dye know, he won Well, tell
with-it! Me for getting back to ma
ture. War thinking of going to South
Africa to shoot hipporosoreses and
rhinelephants, but want something
more strenuous How about Homo
lulu?
TEDDY,
Rex
What was your reply?" clamored
that gleeful glamorer, Sir Wilhelm
Herrbergt Molten Airs (this is the
first time his full name has appeared
in immortal type).
Chief Decident Reckons arose from
his hat upon which he had sat in con-
fusion during the reading of the last
letter.
"G-g-gentlemen and-and. well and
friends" he stammered. I'VE view
with alarum the situation that con-
fronts us. Shall we or shall we not
encourage Roosevelt's visit?"
"Hurranzai! Hurranzai!" yelled the
bunch, and it was decided to cable the
following wireless:
Honolulu Strategy Straits
ITO Loeb, Washington
Pack Teddys pajamas, Panama.
parasol, policies and pad and pencil
and let him come
The successful Fleet Committee will
entertain him; theYacht Committee
will show him round; the Promotion
Committee will give him material for
new book and the Commotion Com
mittee will see that he behaves"
The mention of the Yacht Committee
created a stir and it developed that a
number of yacht shippers and news
paper men were seated together.
When the sergeant-at-arms had re-
NEEDED this reckless situation the Chief
Decident announced that Ian Dogan
had the floor and that he wanted to
spring plans for great Pan-Pacific
Fair in this city in 1910
Tremultuous applause!
Briefly" said Ian, Honolulu is in
the midst of things and is getting
things in its midst 1t is only fair
that we should have a fair and | be-
lieve Pap-Pacific exposition would
pan out all right Alaska, Canada,
British Columbia, John Bull. those
United States, Uncle Sam, America, Pa
mama, San Pedro, China, Japan, Sibe-
ria, Fiji, Hilo, Australia. San Fran
cisco, Tutuila, New Zealand, Eva
Plantation the Philippines, Samoa,
Punchbowl, Tasmania, Chile, Waihole,
Cape Horn, Kahuku and the Pacific
Prospect Magaz inc would all contri-
butte to make it the greatest exhibition
that ever made money for the rail
roads and steamship lines.
Permanent exposition buildings, cut
rates over the ocean, good Honolulu
hustling and a cessation of gossip,
while the world was Honolulu's guest
would make Hawaii a new woman!
What say ye?"
Il want peanut privileges" cried
Bridgewater, passing around transfers
for refreshments after the meeting.
Me for Hawaiian jewelry exclusive
rights" said J. Carlo (alias Monte
Carlo)
Me for press notices." said w. j.
Cooper and his prize pup.
I'm do contortion stunts" said Any
More (the man who slapped Carter
back and whom the Hawaiian Midway
vainly tried to engage)
Boxing privileges for mine" said
Molten Airs.
p 'Tl handle the hula" said living,
along
"Halemaumau side-show for me,
said Satan.
Here the Soakretary asked if the
; members had noticed the posters which
the Atlantic fleet had prepared for tn,
Australasian tour. There being ne
reply. he read:
Greatest Show on Earth; Or in Tn,
Waters Under the EARTH
American Atlantic Armada
Circumnayigating the Globe!
Marvellous! Monstrous! Magnificent
Positively Only One Performance O
. the Pacific Peace Patrol at a time
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management without warning.
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{ It was indeed a great show" sal
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