The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1908-09-24

Held 30 to the end OF the world
Tor you. she-You won't have TO 70
mat far. I'm here.-,rhe sphinx.
Bridget. wasn't that policeman max.
Ing love TO you In the kitchen. last
nightT HE thot ne was. num-
life.
Passenger-IHow do you feel, my
good man. when the giant waves comes
tnmbling over the shiDi Old Salt
Wet, ma'am-werry wet
ha-sometimes get discouraged
about Willie. Ma-What's the matter
nowf Pa-Here be is. II years old.
and he can't throw an outcurye yet
Newark News
Have you ever been eross-examina,i
oeforer inquired a barrister OF wit.
ness who was occupying his attention.
Have ! exclaimed the man. Didn't
Just tell you ] am marriedT~
There's one thing can't
understand. Egbert-Tell II 10 me.
Baoon-when a couple get married. Il
Is said they become one. But again,
they say II takes two 10 make a quar-
-el.
Teacher 60 new pupil whats
your namer New Pupil: ''T-t-tommy
THINKER Teacher--ADd DO sou
stutter all the time. Tommy New
Pupil-''N-n-no. m-ma'am: 0-0niy when
I t.t-salk-
AIRS upgowD-I trust that we shah
set along very nicely. Mona. \ am not
AZ all di1icult TO suit. Nora (the new
maid No. ma'am; that's what /
thought the blessed minute set eyes
On the master.
How DO you account for cascyis
wonderful success AZ a policeman =
''fhs fact that he used 20 work IN the
ditch.- How does that account for
itr~ III made him proficient IN the art
u throwing mud
Mr.. Bunsby-If that young mana
coming here 20 $50 you every day In the
wreck. you had better give him a hint
10 come after supper. Miss Bunsby-
I don't think it's necessary. pa. That's
what be comes after
An editor is reported By Llppinco;r's
As saying when asked on what be has
"a bis assertion that bis small boy was
cut out for an eiitor--why. every
thing be sets bis hands on be runs and
throws into the waste-basket-
AFR Batch-f have my doubts about
this ida that thu more you give away
the more you have Afr. Phamieigh-
No question az all about H. gave
sway my daughter two months ago.
and now she's returned 10 me with her
husband.
Farmcr-f'm a-Eoin' 70 drive TO town
some day next week. Marthy. His
wife-You can't Hiram wuz Just
iookin' over the skedooi 81 auto races
an there amt an open date for hoss-
dSivin' on the roads for the next ten
dayn.--Puck
When little Hiss Helen learned that
moving day was near she asked for
trunk IN which to pack her belongings
~Iiut what have you 70 packf- asked
her aunt. why replied the child In
earprise. my Teddy bcar and other
useful thing
A woman on the train asked the con.
dnctor how long the cars stopped at
The station. He replied; Madam. we
stop just four minutes. from two 20
two 70 two two The woman turnedl
10 her companion and said: 4 wonder
II be thinks he's the whistle on the
engine" o
Il didn't know your mother wa
NJ said the otrervant
,eighi,or why. she isn't" replied the
iainty daughter. ~what made you
Ihink thatY' Il saw you washing the
fishes this mornlng." And Il Il any
wonder that they never speak ms they j
,ass byf--Detroit Free Press d
The class was discussing animals
low they walked. got W. etc. After '
he explained the cows method Of rls-
ne TO her feet. the teacher asked
DO you know any other animal that n
tets NJ like cow silence reigned
or moment then one little girl tim
dly raised her hand. ~what ia it7"
sked the teacher "a calf was the
whispered reply.
In Glasgow car was an aged Irish. !
nan who held a pipe IN his mouth. !,
ne conductor told him he could not !
moke, but be paid no heed. Presently !,
he guard came into the car, and said
rith a show Of irritation. Didn't I
ell you you could not smoke in this c
arr" swell. Oi'm not smoking" .
You've got pipe in your mouth =
So OF have me feet IN me bcots.v re %
lied Pat. but oi'm not walking" y,