The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-09
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"oh, look who's herel Mr. Water
melon, come rightdn"
Sometimes It is easier to deceive a
girl than It is to fool her fathers bull
dog.
Married men have one consolation
after she buys her fall hat, its a
long time until Easter.
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A New York poet refers TO his
lady's lips as Loves apocalypse" |
have done considerable fitting from
flower to flower in my time, but |
never bussed woman with kisser
like that!
j You cannot estimate mans income
by the kind of automobile his wife
drives. A New York woman recently
traded her wedding ring, her equity
in their home, and two Boston.bull
pups for a choo-choo car.
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Injustice to the Mule.
A South Carolina minister has just
concluded stirring series of sermons
abusing the meek and lowly mule. My
sense of justice and innate sympathy
for the under mule, as well as the un,
der dog, leads me to defend our faith.
full worker who fervently sings con.
,ralto with such linked sweetness
long drawn out"
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Somehow | always have loved o
mule for the fight there is in him. Con.
sidering the size of his ears, his feet
are so fanciful and trim, his coat sc
glossily sleek and his disposition SC
Hike patience on monument wait
ing for something TO kick at
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And, after all, why should we blarae
the mule for Kicking? The city man
kicks at the janitor. the country man
kicks at the calves In the cabbage
patch, and II your ears were as loae
as the mules, you would kick too!
The preacher should remember that
the mule will do hard days work, be
chummy and as calm as Il cucumber
logical moment for kicking the glim
out OF the hired mans hand when
that unappreciative worthy makes his
last round of the stables for the night
At climbing mountains and passing
dangerous deilles, the mule Is safety
itself. His step is sure and his deliv
cry certain. Beware of the de
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billiard player; he never misses
what he shoots at! When n mule
crooks his neck around, looks at you
out OF those great. solemn eyes OF his
shifts his tail slightly to one side as 9
woman does her skirt when she
changes hands to buy newspaper
begin to awaken your confidence.
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When you see the mule throw his
weight on one leg and amass all his
strength for >string-halt movement
toss confidence to the winds and
dodge-that is; II you have time. II
you haven't time it won't make any
difference an hour later, as mule
always gets what he goes after. and
the handles on your coffin won't cost
any more now that they will in the
future when you fall into tunnel-ex
plosion hole!
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But for all that, love the mule
] love him, not for his kicking quail
tiles, but for himself alone. When 6
mere boy | heard mule sing fol
the first time! Yes, mean that
II he had ever sung before he coult
have done better that time. But some
how that vocal solo endeared me tC
the singer, and prefer he.hawlnl
any day TO a monograph. When
become opulent and equity, | am go
ing to have a beautiful home In tn,
suburbs beside the ripping lake
There will be flowers and other glaC
things in the front yard, but to the
rear will be located a weinerwurs
smokehouse and an army mule tha
can reach upper &c" without stralning
his obligato cloratis. Personally,
don't agree with the pastor from Soutl
Carolina.
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Scissorettes.
The following advertisement recently
Appeared Being aware that II is lndsli.
cate TO advertise for a husband, | refrain
from doing so; but II any gentleman
should be inclined to advertise for wife
l will answer the advertisement without
deloy l am young, am domesticated anc
considered ladylike. Apply" etc
The daughter OF Sioux Falls Elk has
made application for Carnegie here
medal She bases her claim upon the fact
that one evening recently young mar
called on her WHO said he was dying fol
kiss. She saved his life. Noble eirl.
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