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The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

The man who stops for praises
misses perfection.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

Ignorance may not be bliss, but it
generates lot of contentment.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

A good hoe is a first-class prayer
against weeds.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

u You Suffer from Asthma
or Bronchitis get immediate relief by
using Browns Bronchial Troches,
Contain no harmful drugs.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

How easy it is TO put a false story
in circulation! Don't assist mischiev.
Gus and reliable people.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

SPOT CASH FOR YOUR CREAM.
Top market prices always.
MILTON DAIRY CO., st, Paul
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
Not Cast Down.

NOT Cast Down.
Taft had been asked by wireless
what he thought of his prospects.
Fine" he responded. Moscow is
solid for me, and l can count on the
st. Petersburg delegation to man."
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

Even a hungry man draws the line
at eating his words.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces in
namasi0n allays pain cures wind collie. CSC bottle.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

1t takes more than sentiment to
make a saint.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23

PILES CURED ING TO II DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any enc.
Of Itching, Blind Bleeding Protruding Piles IN
6tO II days or money refunded. 50c.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

Cataffh Cannot Be Cured
With LOCAL APPLICATIONS. a. .hey cannot reach
the seat Of the disease. Catarrh 10 blood or const
tutiona disease and in order 70 cure must take
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken in.
ternally, aud directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not quack medi
cine 1t was prescribed by ene Of the best physicians
y this country for years and 10 regular prescription
II e composed OF the best .toncs known, combined
with tho best blood purIfcrs acting directly on the
mucous suIfaces The perfect combination of the
two ingrednts fs what produces such wonderful re.
suits In curing catarrh Send for testimonials free.
Ed: CHENEY q CO., Props, Toledo, O.
Take Hslls Family Pills for constipation.
The sour disposition is never saved
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
Something New Under tho Sun.

A lady in Illinois sent us l2c year ago
for our remarkable collection of vegetable
and flower seeds. and sold 1916 worth
therefrom, or made 3l4Go. That's new.
just send this notice with l2c and re-
cataloR published and -
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1908-01-23
On the Grand Tour,

On the Grand Tour.
did you see the Alps?"
"Oh, yes. Our car broke down right
opposite them, and do you know, I'm
almost glad it did, found them so
charming and interesting"
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-08-04
FGria Exposition .

La Junta Directiva del Hip6-
dromo de San Juan con motive
de la celebration del cuarto cen.
tenario de la colonization de
Puerto Rico, ha acordado cele-
brar una feria en- los departa-
mentos del Hip6dromo, en- la
cual Sc admitira todo 10 que sc
envie: de Agricultural. Ganaje
ria, Volateria, que representen
IN progreso positive en- el des-
arrollo del pals. Sc admitira
tamb bien muestIas de plantas,
frutas y sem1llas. cuya explota
ci0n sea conveniente fomentar
en- Ell pals.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-08-04
.llATENCION |!

Llamamos la atenci6n a nues.
ira numerosa clientela, de Que
en- esta lMPRENTA Sc acaban
de recibir infnidad de artIculos
para regalos: entire ellos: ELB-
GANTEs Y CAPRICHosAs Escribanias
para los gustos mas exigentes.
En- arttculos para Escritori0 un
gran surtido. PAPELEs de todas
clases. So oBREs LAPIcEs, TINTAs
Y PLUsAs. Prensas para copiar
SoBREs blancos y de colores.
CoPIADoREs para cartas. LIBRE
TAs de todos tamaiios. Facturer0s
nuevo modelo, { infnidad de
objetos.
Desafamos la competencia,
no tan solo de la 1sla, sino de
os m erCados de procedencia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-08-04
A los s|DcrltOres ' AgenteS

Para la buena marcia de esta Admins
TRACTION. no admitimos Atlas de suscripto-
res 4 este diario sino desde ell 10 de cads
mes Las BAJAs SO avisaran los dias 80 o
81; edyierti6ndose que las que sc dieren con
posterioridad no SO tomaran en- cuenta nj
surtiran efecto en- la contabilidad hasta ell
dia dltimo de, mes siguiente al en- que Sc
solicitor.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-08-04
DeVOCi0nari0S

Elegantemente encuaderna-
dos en- piel y adornos de plata
Sc acaban de recibir en- esta i'm
prenta.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1908-08-04
Juan Crespo

Ahnador de pianos con muchos amos
de practica. Hace toda clase de com.
posiciones en- los mismos Tambien
copia mdsica por diffcil que sea.
Informes: HOTEL "SAN JUAN, =
calle de Tetuan I'll I.-TELEfONO 200.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-12-14
MRS. ToURviLLE
STOLE THE MEDIUM
Didn't Like for Her Husband 70
Read Her Thoughts Through
Their Twenty Months
Old DAUGHTER

st. Louis. Dec ri H Tourville.
member of one Of ST Louis Oldest
French families, asked the police
yesterday TO find his wife. Mrs. Kath-
erine TourvilIe. handsome blonde Of
thirty years. who had left him. TAX
ing elOng his psychic needle" Marie
Louise TOurviIle, twenty months old.
Through the child he can read every
thought Of his wife. he says.
Tourville said his wife, piqued by
his powers, left her home because he
was adept at reading her thoughts
through the medium OF the child
I can always tell what my wife is
thinking about when the child is
near" TourvilIe said. MY impress
sions come through Marie Louise as
a transmitter. / often have read my
wife's thoughts aloud TO her, and
don't believe she liked il.
while I was seated with Marie
Louise on my lap Wednesday even
ing / received the psychic impression
that a man had been to the house
during the day. "A man called on you
today. my dear said to Mrs. Tour
vile. I believe he was a bill coll
lector.'
Mrs. Tourville acted strangely after
that. At the office next day | felt
something drawing and pulling with
in me. Suddenly it snapped. / knew
is minute it was my psychic needle
Marie Louise"
The Iourville's Were married
against the wishes of the wife's par
ests in August, 1895, at Niagara Falls.
They separated several months ago,
and Mrs Tourville went home to rel
atives in Wilkes Barre, Pa, where her
uncle, Bishop Hoban, of the Catholic
church, reside.
After our marriage I projected my
psychic soul and astral entity into the
child we both wanted said Tour
vile at his home. 81 exerted every
possible influence to so attune the
child that upon her birth she was my
psychic affinity, perfectly keyed-a
true psychic needle. When she was
away from me a nebula or film came
between us so the impressions she
transmitted to me We're dim. but
when she was near me the psychic
telepathy was perfect as it passed
among us three"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-12-14


Hill 81 cts. Kendrick SOB. Total
s206794
The board paid visit to Fessenden
Academy and found the school in
most excellent condition and doing
splendid work in both educational and
industrial lines.
The board takes pleasure in com
mending Prof. Wiley for his untiring
work and splendid success, and most
heartily recommends Fessenden Acad-
envy 10 all colored students and pa
irons of the state. That it is the opin-
ion of this board that it is the best
colored school in the state Florida.
The board adjourned to meet the
first Monday in January, 1908.
W. L, earn. Secretary.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-12-14
MRS. MoRaNEvs EXPERIENCE

Mrs. NJ. MeRaney. Prentiss, Miss,
writes. II was confined to my bed
for three months with kidney and
bladder trouble. and was treated by
two physicians but failed TO get relief.
No human tongue can tell how 1 suf-
fered. and had given up hope Of ever
getting well until 1 began taking Fo-
Iey's kidney Remedy. After taking
two bottles I felt like a new person.
and feel it my duty to tell suffering
women what Foley's Kidney Remedy
did for me-" Sold by all druggists.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1908-12-14

FOR RENT-A new six-room cot
tage with electric lights and bath.
corner Tuscayilla and South First sts
Apply to Dr. E. Van Hood 11-2S
Evening journal., 1908-07-28
HEARsT,s CONVENTION.

n EARST, according to all reports from Chi
= - cago, launched his new party last night
amid great enthusiasm on the part of thousands
who gathereT in) the convention hall AS the en-
thusiasm of the Independence League increased,
the ohis running down the back of Mr.. Bryan
must have become colder. The night-that is,
the summer in Chicago, and Hearst's speech at
temperature They had a keynote speech" and
something less than an hour. If the new party
is to make impression the uproar should have
continued longer time.
Hearst is usually strong on steam and noise,
and the fellows who "fel down" in the length
of the noise arrangement will no doubt be called
down" by the leader of the party. The Hearst
denunciation of Mr.. Bryan was particularly acrid.
Mr.. Bryan, according to the latest viewpoint of
Mr.. Hearst, is knight arrayed in a motley of
modified professions and compromise principles
Many of the States represented in the
convention. The delegate from Oklahoma was
." MAY Butty," a full-blooded Choctaw Indian.
Rapidly is May learning the ways of the white
man and civilization. May was in the shouting,
and il there is anything to be handed out he will
doubtless be on the spot.
There was great cheering for Hearst himself
and a demand from the delegates that he accept
the presidential nomination, but Mr.. Hearst enl-
phaticaly declined. The convention, his papers
have announced, is to be Embossed, and therefore
it would not be in order to have the founder Of
the party its candidate for president
How many votes the Hearst party will poll is
a question, but there is no doubt that it will
greatly damage the Bryan ticket
Evening journal., 1908-07-28
OLD AGE PENSIONS.

R Y FAR the most important bit Of legislation
~ that has been before the English Parlia-
ment in recent years is the bill granting old age
pensions. The old age pension measure. for
which Premier Asquith stands sponsor, passed
its second reading in the House of Lords the
other day by vote of I23 to 10, practically no
opposition in the bulwark of the conservatives of
England. This vote means that the measure will
go through both houses of Parliament. In fact
SO strong is the sentiment for it that the only
differences that have arisen have been over
whether the Liberals should be permitted to pass
the bill, or whether the conservatives themselves
could not seize the credit for advocating the
measure.
The fact that such a bill should be considered
in England, the home of individualism and the
center of that school of political philosophers
who despised the activities OF the state and want
ed the state to have as little TO do as possible is
deeply significant.
What would Herbert Spencer, who opposed
the public schools because they were a part of
the state activity and interference with the in
divdual, think of the state undertaking 10 inter
fere so with the individual that it actually in
tends to pension him when he has become old
and poor in the service of the English factories?
In this country some of the organs Of our reac-
tionaries are disturbed by the old age pension
bill in England. What are we coming to, they
cry, when the House of Lords, which is sup
posed to be senseless to popular clanor and radi-
calism, calmly votes Overwhelmingly to support
the measure? May not some crank within the
next fifty years in this country actually suggest
the pensoning of the worn-outs? The only ex-
PLANTATION that our reactionaries can give is that
no one in England wants the bill to become a
law. but that Joe Chamberlain and other Tory
Evening journal., 1908-07-28
Who cares7

new 1ofk ffehS.
The American people are afraid Of moth
ing under the sun. Notwithstanding the
horrors upon horrors on land and sea, in
volving injuries to hundreds Of thousands
annually and death to tens Of thousands
there seems really to be no scare in us.
Excepting a mere handful Of nerve-wreck-
ed invalds who takes thought of what
may happen when on business or plea
sure bent7 Who stays away from the
theatres because few occasionally burn
down with great loss Of life7 Who de-
mands a seat near an exit? Who quits rid
ing on railroads because they kill 10000
passengers a year and injure $1,000? Who
looks for "safe" seat? Who is afraid
to travel 75 miles an hour7
Who chooses his stateroom on a trans
atlantic liner with a view to safety? Who
asks the agent in what part of the vessel
turks the least danger2 Who remains
awake all night to look out for collisions
and icebergs? Who cares II the pillows
are mountain-high7 Who hesitates to en-
JOY the festivities of the saloon. the smok-
ing room or the concert room because Of
the leviathan's pitching an drolling2 Who
counts the number OF life boats or exam
ines the location OF the safety devlcesl
Who takes the trouble to inquire if there
is fire-hghting apparatus on boardg Who
gives rap about the fire drill? Who
thinks about anything but a lot of fun
and a quick voyage2
Who Of all the millions that register in
hotels asks about fire escapes? Who feels
the slightest uneasiness about the safety
Of the elevators? Who would refuse an
office at the top of a thousand-foot tower7
Who considers the possible horrors of a
flood in Hudson river tunnelf Who hesi.
tates to cross the Brooklyn Bridge. even
though experts report its cables far too
weak to sustain the burdens imposed upon
themf Who's afraid Of who, anyway?
Who's afraid Of what? The worst panic
Is forgotten in few days. Il do not refer
to money panics. which are never forgot
ten by those on the losing side) Who's
afraid to go to war7
Evening journal., 1908-07-28

leaders pledged themselves to it. The lords
have failed to do their duty, according to this
American organ of conservatism. To do their
duty the lords, in accordance with our American
conservatives, who are perhaps as narrow-minded
as any other conservatives in this world, should
promptly club to death any legislation of "rad-
cal" nature.
The exchequer may be crippled if the old age
pension system is carried into effect, and it must
be admitted that the English statesmen have a
huge task on their hands. The American con-
servatves, however, need not be unduly alarmed.
SO long as our political conditions are as at pres
ent there is no fear of an old age pension.
But much better it would be, for instance, if
nations could live in peace, and if the money
now spent in devising methods to kill people in
wars could be used for pension fund for the
worn, the weary, the crippled? After years Of
toll in helping to produce the wealth of the coun-
trv and in which wealth they share so slightly,
many find themselves in their old age con-
fronted with poverty and distress as the grim re-
ward for their labors.
Evening journal., 1908-07-28
One Of the
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and which have attained to worldwide
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One of the products of that class, Of
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Evening journal., 1908-07-28
Personal and Pertinent
FATHER GOOSE I'M coccLEs.

FATHER GOOSE IN GOGGLES.
You have heard Of the jolly old woman. know,
Who lived shoe, oh, long, long agoi
She had such queer notions and terrible ways
What would all do II she lived in these days7
As all of her children were supple and young,
She packed them in closely. pulled up the tongue
And then laced the shoestrings across very tight
And her children all slumbered until it light
A little old man. who is popular here
Has way of his that is almost as queer
His house is not mostly OF loather-but steel;
And instead Of shoe it's automobile.
And for the children. there's room for each one
Crhey all are so happy. so brm full Of funD
What sport by the roadside 10 picnic each day--
Pick berries and howers-then up and awayl
Some morning you'll see them-Oh. such a big loae,
Just flying along like the wind the road,
You cannot mistake them, for all in the car
Are singing and shouting wherever they
Their laughter and noise be heard half mie
But every one mods or responds with a smile.
I'd far rather ride with this man-wouldn't your
Than dwell with the woman who lived in a shoey'
st Nicholas.
II was the meeting Of the baseball team in New
England village and the business before it was the
election of captain for the coming season
OF the dozen youngsters present more than half were
candidates for the post First and then another
rose and stated the claims qualifications Of his par
ticular favorite
The was stil undecided when the son Of the
owner OF the ball field stood He small. snub-
nosed lad. with plentiful supply of freckes but he
looked about him with decided show of dignity and
confidence.
I'm going TO be captain this year" he said convinc-
ingly or else fathers old bull going to be turned
into the field"
He elected unsnimously-Youth's Companion
John Murphy of Sedalia engaged in unloading a
car of cement His shirt wilted" and likewise was COW
cred With cement The cement set until it was as
When John went home last night he attempted to re-
move the shirt but he able TO do SO until Mr.
murphy mad pounded the garment with a hammer for
Kansas City Journal w F
Evening journal., 1908-07-28
PYTHIANS TO MEET IN
BOSTON NEXT MONTH

BOSTON, July 2S-There will be 5o.-
600 Pythians and their friends in Bos-
ton to participate in the 25th conven-
tion of the Supreme Lodge, Knights
of Pythias, which Will open on August
4th.
Members of the military department
Of the order win begin TO arrive Au-
gust 1. and will proceed to Franklin
Field, which will be the location Of
their camp. The camp will bear the
name of one of the departed leaders
Of the uniform rank, Joseph H. Lyon.
On the morning Of August there
will be addresses of welcome by Dr.
D. S. Woodworth, supreme representa-
tive and chairman of the Grand Lodge
Committee; Governor Guild, Mayor
Hibbard and Grand Chancellor George
w. Penniman, Of Broclton, to which 6
response will be made by Supreme
Chancellor Barnes. OF Jacksonville.
A parade composed of 10000 uniform
ed men will be held in the afternoon.
Evening journal., 1908-07-28
Mr.. HUKILL TELLS
ABOUT VERSE
Letter No. 8.

Letter No. 8.
Lookie here, somebody stuck a knife
into my last composition, and pretty
near ruined It. too / write verses
sometimes, and when 1 do there's a
reason for IT, and when put those
verses in / want them to stay there,
and there was only jist four lines
about Uncle Jimmie Moore and Eldad
Lore's bobtail horse. / know Uncle
Jimmie Moore was a looking man
and Eldad Lore's horse was fine
looking horse. He was cutting a big
swath that day at Dover with that
big blue sash, and said so because that
was right, and il belonged there and
to have some contwisted fellow spoil
II that way disappointed me. Why
the four lines was to that letter were
like sugar to a green gooseberry pie,
and to have someone cut the very
heat out of the thing sets me to growl-
ing. Now, Mr. Editor 1 want to ap-
peal to your reason, for anybody with
any schooling can write prose, but It
takes brains to write poetry, and some
cali them artists. And 1 only said.
That Uncle Jimmie Moore was cutting
a mighty dash
When he appeared on that scene
And wearing such a long blue sash
Around the old Dover green.
II just ruined my article to drop It
out.
Why, If I could not write a little
verse when I see something uncommon
or a little funny. l would feel like put
ting my finger in my mouth and going
away back and sitting down. That's
the kind of a man / am. I'd die with
the blues. But anything with music in
II cheers me up. Many aftime / have
laid awake at night listening to two
or three night-prowling Tom cats
when one would sing a solo and then
all the rest would join in the chorus,
end enjoyed it, too. tell you, Mr..
Editor, a man that doesn't like music,
ice cream and women don't amount to
much and is not entitled to occupy a
place among men and ought to be sent
10 the Chicahomeny swamps or some
such place.
July 27.
William Andrew Hukill.
Evening journal., 1908-07-28
Notes and Comments

There's nothing that makes a would-be society woman
madder than find her left out Of the report Of
some swell function she attended unless it's to find be-
sides that her rNa name is in.-Catholc Standard
Reports Indicate that the Delaware and Georgia peach
crops will be the biggest history DR. Harvey What
Wiley insists that all peaches shall be cooked be-
fore eating you the fuzz that grows the
skin Of a peach? That requiring iron In
a sensitive person and at all in a hog.-New
York Press
The Kaiser is thinking Of building boat that can
sail than any defender of the America Cup Wen
be holding the watch the Rhine-Chicago Fost.
That New York lawyer who wrecked his automobile
to avoid killing rabbit all the Of
a true sportsm an.-New York Press.
matter OF pride TO all Nebraskans that have
in midst the be selected by a great ma
tonal organization its candidate. That don't mean
that going TO vote for hm.-Albion, Neb News.
our idea OF wealth is feeling financially able con-
tribute to a campaign fund--Atchson Globe.
Evening journal., 1908-07-28
Another Ameriean Evil.

Atchison Globe.
We hear q good deal about the great
American habit oftreatmS being one of
our worst evils. How about the great
American habit of hospitality? It has
ruined the stomachs OF as many people
as whiskey has made drunkards
A man is invited out to dinner. A
big, deliciously rich, kill-me-quick din
ner is prepared. He eats his I'LL. and
then the host and hostess beg and
plead with him to eat more. They get
mad If he doesn't stun, and stuff, and
stuff. When he is so full that there
is danger Of the walls OF his stomach
giving away, dessert arrives. and the
hostess insists that he eat still more.
When he leaves, he feels like a two
foot snake after 1t has swallowed a
full-sized rabbit.