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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-18
FOUND.

FoUND-Ladies skirts French dry clean ed and pressed; returned in six hours 75c. Ladies' Eton suits. $1.5O. Cents suits
 dry cleaned soc. Southern Dye Cleaning Works. s. Court Phone 1905. -i9-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
HORSESHOE CRABS.
The Necessity For Turning Thsm Owe,
In the AqusrIsp Pool.

wv WV NVusV'eV VOoI.
" 10 not nn unusual occurrence nj
tho aquarium for sono humnns visitor
10 approach nb attendant end sny;
"Th"r"'a n horseshoe crab turned
over on ''H bnck IN tho pool here, and
u chhf gct bnck again. Won't you
pleas" come and turn Il oycrr'
'hs attendant gets n dip net aud
'Nt''bS oh 10 the coping around the
pool IN which tho big horacshoc crabs
nr" kept nnd reaches down IN the w
tor with II mud turns the borssshoe
right side np. wbercupon the craD
'nOvt-, on comfortably.
This, however. M done In such cuSs
upon request, In only what sooner or
intrt ia" attendant would nave done
of his own accord. for they here keen
Nh eye on tho horseshocs ns they do on
all ia, other impoundcd creatures.
u might perhaps bc wondered II the
horH"Ahoc crab has 10 have n man 10
Keep II turned over here what II does
IN the broad open water IN which II
nhdH home, quite apart from man
hhi where |, can't have any suci, ~
hls'nhc" Tho answer IL that ia its
natural home ~. conditions are very
different nni that thcr. II IN abi. TO
turn over it~'lf.
The horseshoe crab has n long. stifY.
spilclik" tail, which is Joined 10 its
body with nn attachment TINT works
like n hinge. Ia the sen when q horse.
shoe gets turned over on lis back II
digs tho point % lts tail into the sand
or mud on the bottom. aud with that
to hold by I, raises the tail end ~ its
body NJ On ID. bottom In that more
advantageous position aud with the
tail helping some IN n lever the horne
shoe N able To- turn Itself over.
In nn aquarium pool. which In lined
with porcelain tiles No that Il can te
kept clean. the horseshoe crab emit do
this. b"cnus" there II cant md sand
or mud 10 stick lts tail into 10 get q
brace. Occasionally n horseshoe that
has been overturned VIII 10y chance get
the ~ ~ its tail Into the angle form.
Ell 10y III" rDIr hni III" wall of the
pave nnl ~. with something TO hold
against, g", lcN"rng. enough to turn
Itself over. but generally ~. big over
turned h0rsczho"- lie on their backs
Ia the pool until they are rlgiiicd.
The rIghtlng NJ of the horscshoes a.
ways Interests M. people standing
around III" pool, among whom there
are likely To b" som. who view II with
more serious pleasure. A woman
said 10 MI attendant who had Just turn.
81 over two big horseshoe crabs:
Il am glad 10 s.. that you treat
them with kindness"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
ACCIDENT FAKlRs.
MsN Whs Are Able 70 S~indis the IN.
sv,soes Compsniss.

"AccLi-nt insutanc. conipali.a are
ssry suspicious ~ all accidents involN'
ing injury 10 tho knee. Tor II IL on hls
tn~c that tho accident fhllr mn'nly
relies"
Tho speaker. a surgeon. frowncd aud
went ON
There are men Who make a living
out of fake accidents They travel
FROM city 10 city. they insure IN every
compray that issues accidrn, policies;
then. with n fax. injury. they proceed
% collect dues.
An accident fakiI=for ~ We call
these mcn-has usually a Knee that b"
cen clip out at viii lie purpos~ly
stutublcs over an open trap or somc
hard. sharp obstacle. puts his Knee out
d~stiy. raises Zig hoilcr 40 as 90 sc'
cure q lot of witnesses and then hob
bics homc.
lie doesn't notify his insurance
companies iili the ncit day. By then
his knee &. 90 swollen that an accurate
sSnmiuniion OF II IL Impossible. wc
cannot tell whether u IL one Of thos~
fake. ssif slipping knees or not. No
Nc psy the mnn his money. and b"
seeks new pastures.
There was oae rnan-hc In In jail
now who ~ nine years collected over
Sii.OO In accident policies with the
help Of q knee that he could slip out
as easily as slip my hand out 81 my
gioys."--Nsw Orleans Times Democrat
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
YPslLANTI.
Nearly esvr hvadsst Wsys ~ opsii.
Ing the Name.

Nearly esvr hvadss6 Wsys ~ opsii.
ing the Name.
Curious postal officers 10 MHhIuu
aud Washington have been keeping
Tor years past q record Of the di6ersnt
ways Ypsilsnu has been spelled on
mall matters. aud by comps ring the
notes they have preserved Q list Of
y-ritsblc photographic wonders hiss
been compiled. This list easily estab
fishes the claim that more di6srsnt
ways for spelling Ypsilsnu have been
devised than for spelling any Other
biographical name In America.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
A Marc Wosshipsr.

There IL testimony 20 Sir Walter
Scott's popularity with all classes 10
the 'Burford Papers," chronicle oe
former days ana doIngs In England
and Scotland.
In 1891 Scott was invited TO q break.
fast at an Edinburgh house. Hs was
20 pleased with the Yarmouth bloat.
srs that were served piping hot that
Que Of the feminine guests went to the
market tho next day to order some Tor
him TO be sent 10 Sussex place. where
he was staying.
II don't send 10 far" said the nsh'
mongcr.
II am sorry" said the lady. the
order was for sir Walter Scott"
The rough hshmonger started back.
then pushed forward TO the lady
through his piles Of ash.
"For Sir Walter Scott, did you say.
madam? Sir Walter ScottH Bless my
soul, he shall have them directly II ]
have TO carry them myself! Sir Walter
Scott! They shall bc with hlm to-
night" Then pauslng. NO. not TO-
night, for tomorrow morning fre0
cargo comes In. and no shall have then
for his breakfast. Sir Walter Scottr'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
SNUFFBQxES.


oNss Nsid On Important Par IN ~
csvnslis sf Nations.
No longer applicable 10 an old diple
mats advice to take snug often and
slowly" yet according TO the Hon.
John w. Foster. author 0f The Prac.
tics VI Diplomacy" the time was when
snu6boxes held an important part IN
the councils Of nations. The present
which the Spanish government ten.
dsred 10 General Pinckney In I706 and
which congress withheld from him was
. gold snunbo1.
The British plenIpotsntiary who at.
tended the conferences at the close OF
tho SspOleOnic wars received as pres.
rnts twsnty.foUr snufYboxes Of the
value of 1900 each. Richly jeweled
boxes were the diplomatic fashion q
century aud more ago. but the fashion
has changed.
A. q reminder of the olden time, Sir
Charles Russell. nfterwsrd lord chief
Justice Of England. the British senior
counsel 10 the Bcring Sea arbitration
at Paris In 1893. q great collector Of
historic snuhbOHes. carried q precious
one and was constantly Offering its
contents 10 bis colleagues.
After the treaty of 1866 was cOiciud.
ed with Persia the American minister
10 Turkey. who signed II. wrote 10 the
secretary of state;
II would suggest the following pres.
snt: A diamond snui1box Of the value
of $4,000 for the shah: TO Mira Agbrs
Khan. the grand vixier. 4 diamond
snu6box 10 the value Of 5000: 10
Farrukh Khan. with whom the treaty
was negotiated. smother of the same
value: TO Mira Ahmed Khan. the
Persian charge at Copstantinopls.
diamond spu6boI to the value u
5000"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
BRIEF MENTION
Everything guaranteed q, Winters.

z Everything guaranteed At Winters.
The steamer klamath Ia .,Ili laid Up
Tor repairs and II may bc another two
days before shr will again take up the
regular run.
u. u. Hall can sell YOU fn- ranch In
the klamath basin nj foa.onabl. figures
aud on easy terms. ONCE, 2nd loor,
Baldwin block.
". II. iisiicmnn returned from Weed
yesterday evening accompanied by his
family. They had been away on MI cS.
tended visit aud he me, them At that
place.
Five acres 2 miles from klamath
Falls good garden location. viii mr.
nisb icncinp material ioJhc party Who
will fence and rlrnr the plsc. iDr the
usr oi the ground for the present season.
Address. =. -. Box ~
Parker Il Taylor hay- their boa, Tor
tho Wool hiy-' businos. alihp., ready
fpr launching. IL. hoat Will h- put IN.
~ the water the last II this week, but
tho machinery will NJ, l- Installed ior
several weeks 4. II all not mfiy. her.
until thc iltst I Mny with ,L, A.,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
Tn. aurnina Of orssn Wssd.

Every one who enjoys sittins b =
wood fre must have observed how the
wood sputtc-s aud hlsses aud frsQusnt
u gives on little Jets Of DANES ano
how the places crackls aud dy o6 se
a considerable distance. This u caused
by the water In the wood. which. con.
0ned In the cells. becomes heated ana
generates steam. It II curious Iaet
that intense heat and. intense cold
produce fractures In various sub
stances. In the most extrsms cold
weather II IL not uncommon. especially
II the cold has come on suddenly. to
dnd trees that are split from the
ground to the top BY the action OF
frost Freezing expands the water -
the cells OF the wood. and 70 suddenly
II this done that the trees bu.ee %
would q pitcher or mug 10 VAN va
Ter was confined.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21

More energetic than any other sharks
are the sawnsb. whose snouts are pro-
longcd iuto . broad blade Of cartilage.
which 10 horizontal when the ash =
swimming In . normal position and
has both its eAsss ct with Slightly
curved teeth about au inch apart. The
end Of this formidable looking weapon
b blunt aud comparatively soft, %
that It II quite incapable OF the fsats
popularity attributed 70 Il OF piercing
whales bodies. chips timbsrs. etc. Il
attacks other 1sh By Q swift latesal
thrust OF the cav beneath thsm. he
keen sdSs dissmbowslinS them. TAsn
II feeds upon tAs soft satrails. which
are Apparently the only eooa Il can
eat from the peculiar shape Of IT.
mouth. Il has an sAormous number
OF small teeth, sometimes % many -
nfty rows In one iadividual but they
are evidently updt for the rough
duties required OF their teeth BY the
garbage eating usmbers OF the fam.
ily,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
fte Alarm Districts

49,, No. s...wes, side Of river
.., No. l...sou,h Of Main street
a. bridge to Center street,
...., No b...cons.r and csl'forn'a
.L., No. s-Exauna Heights.
~, Ma. ~ South Of Main. be-
q csu.sr and Th'ri
~, Ma. ,s- South Of Main. lr.
= MD and Fifth.
-, No. IL North Of Main. b~-
"a IAird and Fifth =.
E,,,., No. 10 South Of Main. !"
I'M, D.,w.sn f,i,h and Seventh.
nso,, No. 10 - North Of Man to
A s..v,sn Fifth and seventh
hsoe, No. q South of Main To
lss,. Os,vssn Seventh and Ninth
..,r, No. q North Of Main TO
A bs,ssen Seventh and Ninth.
ksre, No. q 10, Springs district
d Main and Ninth.
,,,rk, No. "a South Of Walnut TO
I. b,,ssea Fourth ard Sixth.
Ns,re, No. Is South Of Walnut 10
q. bs,ssrn Sixth and Eighth.
ksrrt No. 81 - South of wainu, and
d Eighth.
ksn<t No. a2 North of High 10
lssa. bs,we-n Sixth and Eight.
hs,nr, No. 81 North Of jefferson.
kvssa Sixth and Eighth.
hane, No. 81 North OF High 10
Rwrs. b~,~csn Eighth end Tenth.
bvnes No. Il North of JeRsssons
Isssa Eighth and Tenth.
ksns, No. &2-East 81 canal.
N ssosral alarm will h. sounded by
h .sa rapid strokes q: tho bell.
)sssd by the number .! tho district
|ukeA ,hs hrc is located. which ~ill
mns ,hre- times. When the die
b fsprsssn,-d by more than ono
IN. y No. "a. after giving the gen
n ~ A. Iii ....iI A =. s....xt . - a..
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
To the Electors of klasn.
ath County

GrsrLgMgN; - Having received the
nomination Of the Republican party for
the Office oi sherin. ! wish to express to
you my appreciation oi your efforts In
my behalf. I fec, the more grateful,
knowing N I do, that II was the people
without any political combination. who
have no honored me. extend to each
Of you personally my thanks for your ci.
forts and confidence In me.
Respectfully Yours. ,
". Il. BARNES.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
National osrdeNe.

There are two gardens oe Ensiand-
asmsiy. Kent and Worcsstsrshire. That
Of ireland II usually said to b Car.
low, 10 I.einstsr. Italy and Belgium
are both called the garden OF Europe.
while that Of france u Ambolss, In the
department OF Indirect. Loies. The Gar.
den OF Italy 10 Sicily and Of Spain An.
dalusia. In the east Ceyion and Bur-
ma have both received the title. and
the district OF India % houorsd %
Dude. Glamorgaushi 10 often spoken
OF 40 the garden Of south Wales. To
the region west OF our noble NisoD.
sippi the title garden Of the world"
has been given.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21

IMPAIRMENT or THE iNTERIOR. aEneEAl
~ LAnn OvvlcE. Washington. u. q. March .l.
ip0s NOrtcr Ov RESTORATION of rustic tANps
vo srr nj rnENr AND gNJny. .-NOttce u hereby
given ht the as.ns Of ,ns Interior r. "ss =
vssassd departmental order o. wsnSIHSws, ~
TON purposss under tho act Of Juns " ie@ w
stat. ri fur use IN conMction with thS kismsJn
Prpjcct, Osvgon, os the following dsseytosd 'snds
In tks state 81 Oregon. and by his authority snrn
81 said trsstA ~ have not hesn herstolors nnn.y
or spprOprlatsd will b. subject 70 scttlement under
ths public land aw; oi The un!sd Sistss on =. anu %.
try alin.. ~ ssIcctIon until July 10 1909. at the
United Atsies land Office st lskeview. Orceon,,
waSWins bslps sxprsasly given that no psrs"m WV
b. permitted 10 gain or exercise any riTht wnat.
ever under any settlement or occupation BEGUN ,i
After vobrusry " is0s and prior 70 June S iws.
al such ssttlq1lent ~ oecupatton bsinY !ornsaa.n
" NEX. VIZ eE% esethn @ 7. SIS. H. H.
Orseon. tREn bENNETT
No cS%,nIssioasr ;%g1: Of the General Land once
TLst Assistant Secretary Of the Interior
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21
,,oo Acres Free

| ,....l,, compa"y has $500 acres -
|% 'A',.h :. N, Adam. ditch that u
t's styr FREE Tor one year.
! ~ ,.. n, use Of tho land and !
l''''r' ~, ,so,s, must clear and
]" 4, '."a !" cultivation r''' '''' .'..
: '. \, ,A, crop. but We reserve '"'
I . p.'s" 'A' ''"'%'', S''.,.,,v
tn, Lakeside Company '
frank Adams. Manager
Merrill Oregon
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21

In Q public school examination an
eccentric examiner demanded. "What
visws would King Alfred take Of uni'
vsrsal suffrage and printed books u "
were living n0wi" The ingenious pu.
pu wrote In answer. "lf King Alfred
were alive hs would bs too old to take
any Interest 10 anythins."- Loadeu
TeloRroph,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21

l,,,...IpeA and 'oa'''oo' wood wood. 70. OF
I''s...,.. J,xely Store or New
|.,,,A.rwood's Drug store. =
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21

Cogs-Wsll. there's one thing I wiz
say about this house. Dase-And
what's that. for goodness saksf toeB
when you sit down to breakfast yoa
always know what you're going 70 ct
Boston Transcript.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21

II 10 the anoe q al probasns Tor .
man 70 Aad out what kind Of woss -
u 70 % n ~ universa,-CarlylA
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21

aspl..l. " " ""'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21

4. ". T. seehorn has taken charge
~. american dining room, which
|.s. ~ 'emodeled. All women cooke
This is the place 70 got
" town. n
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-04-21

q D. Wilson 10 In the market for all
klnds Of fars. for which hs will pay the
highest market price. Address him At
Klamath Falla, Oregon.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-10-14
D1sFRANoH1sING THE NEGRO.

The Georgia democrats have cinched
the matter of DISTINGUISHING the negro
voter by adopting a constitutional
amendment which makes it a part Of
the fundamental law of the state. At
the election last week the amendment
was adopted by a majority of nearly
1O0, 900, the democratic candidate for
governor being elected by $4,000 over
the nominee of the Hearst party, the
republicans having no ticket in the
field. The new amendment is modelled
after those adopted in other southern
states, providing, in effect, that all
male residents of the state who are de-
scendants of men who were entitled to
vote in 1860 may vote in Georgia.
after complying with certain require
ments of residence, etc. 1t is simply
the grandfather clause" applied to
prevent the voting Of all descendants
OF slaves. Coupled with it are certain
alleged educational tests that are de-
signed to be applied only in depriving
the negro of his vote. Discussing the
amendment, the Atlanta Journal,
owned by Hoke Smith, a former mem
Der of Cleveland's cabinet and now
governor of Georgia, says:
The ratification Of the amendment, II
has been shown many times. will eliminate
80 per cent of the negro voters, yet pre-
serve to every white man the right of
suffrage. The amendment, is modelled
after similar amendments in Alabama,
Mississippi, Louisiana, South Carolina,
North Carolina and Virginia, and in each
of these states It has worked like a
charm. No white man in any of the sis
southern states has been disfranchised as
a consequence OF the law.
Negro voters in the north should
need no further evidence as to just
where they stand in relation to the
two parties Of the country. They
should remember, too, that Mr.. Bryan
has publicly expressed his approval o.
the action of the southern democrats
in DISTINGUISHING the negro voters.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-10-14
TALK OF CIVIL STRIFE.
Colonel wattersOn's BeIIigerency and
Amazing Break.
Cincinnati Enquirer dnd. dem.).

Cincinnati Enquirer dnd. dem.).
By his long years of meritOrious service
as a journalist, by his signal ability as an
editor, Colonel Henry Watterson has
worthily won his place at the head Of his
profession and his recognition as a master
in that noble sphere Of action.
We are grieved that in stepping into the
domain of political oratory he has com
mitted the lamentable blunder of predicting,
under any circumstances, a civil war in this
country. Our citizens, irrespective of party,
creed or section, are in no mood to have
such ideas Haunted from platform or
stump, and Colonel Watterson by his ILL
advised words gives to his political OPP
ponents one of the most powerful of polit-
ical weapons. BY his prophesy of the flu
ture he affords them the opportunity to
recall the past.
Does not Colonel Watterson realize the
eagerness of republican managers to revive
the sectional passions Of bygone years?
Does he forget the injuries such injudicious
words nave for two generations inflicted
upon the democratic party?
To put it bluntly, yet sorrowfully, such
language is a bad political break by any
democrat, and by the accomplished Wat
terson, so influential in the councils OF the
$500
party, so close to Mr.. Bryan himself, 50
largely responsible for the plans and poll
cies of democracy, it will cause irrepara-
BILE damage.
The country has had enough of the un-
leashing of the dogs Of war; enough of the
Iuridness of the battlefield and the horrors
of civil strife TO reject and condemn any
thing that tends to such terrible scenes
and actions, Nineteen and eight is not the
year 1860, and the wild statements Of ora
tors, saturated with p-artisanshlp or sec
tionalism, will fire neither southern, west
ern, eastern nor northern hearts in this
campaign, but the u%tterances Of Colonel
Watterson, owing to his exalted rank and
position in the political world, will not be
allowed by republican managers to remain
idle. An indiscreet friend has often proved
more disastrous to political parties than
their most bitter opponents.
It behooves the democratic leaders to dis
avow such thoughts or expressions, and
we regret in every way Colonel Watterson's
prediction Of civil strife.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-10-14

has just about doubled and the organ-
ization Of them has been very easy. II
is now charged that many small, weak
banks are being chartered i'm various
parts of the country for the purpose
of working together with other banks
of like character or of promoting the
schemes Of various men who organize
them simply to get control Of the
funds of the local community for their
own purpose" The comptroller is
said to be determined to hereafter re-
fuse charters except in cases where the
proposed bank Is designed to
be a legitimate institution, organized
in a place where there is sufficient real
business to pay a profit on the capital
engaged and not playing into the hands
of some outside flnancier or schemer.
There is little or no occasion for this
precaution in the west, but the wisdom
OF it is plain in the east, where great
financial trouble has been caused by
promoters and spectators using such
methods to establish a "chain of
banks" for the exploiting vi their
schemes. All of the reforms proposed
by Mr.. Murray have met with the APP
proval of conservative bankers and he
will have no difficulty, IL he finds his
present authority too restricted, IN Sc
curing congressional legislation au-
thorizing action in such s~alutary
measures.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-10-14
PERSONAL NOTES.

Political prophets of today are not very
original. Rameses II claimed every
thing.
The fellow who used to be called a
burglar is now know as a yeggman. other
wise the march of progress does not seem
greatly TO lave changed him,
A batch of alleged assasians of Breathitt
county. Kentucky have been discharged by
the court, apparently on showing that no
body cares whether or not they are guilty.
Harry Thaw comes high. He cost the
state OF New York $54, 900, which. however.
is not worth mentioning when compared
with what he cost the newspapers of the
country in telegraph tolls.
Mulai Hafid, the newly acclaimed sultan
of Morocco, is half brother to Abd-el-Aziz,
the legitimate ruler. He is about 30 years
old, a year or two older than the other
who was the son OF a more favored wife.
Mulai Hafid is an intelligent man, possess
ing great legal and religious learning, and
is a strictly orthodox Mohammedan.
Johann Martin Schleyer invented VOLTA
puck in a flash of inspiration one sleep
less night. Devotion to the original. VOLTA
puck is still paid by a publication printed
In Grantz, the capital of Styria, Austria,
entitled Volapuekabled Lezendoulk, and al
present edited by the aged bishop Schleyer
months ago, Bishop Schleyer is now q
ment Of the previous editor eighteen
himself, who took up the work on the retire
years old.
One of the kings in the happy family OF
Balkan states has ben ruled for over 4C
years. King Charles of Rumania, was
placed in his present place in 1866, although
he was then given the title of prince. No
one expected that he would last SO long,
and Bismarck expressed with grim humoI
the belief that the job of governing Ru-
mania would at least provide King Charles
with some interesting "reminiscences. Yet
since 1878 the kingdom has been the quiet,
test in the Balkan community.