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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-22

FOR sALE-A first class Drug Store in a town of 5000 or more. Stock will tp- voice about S4,000.0O. and has tho co-opera- tion of two of the best Doctors in the place, A bargain for an immediate cash pur- chaser. Address ''M." in care of The Ad-
 vertiser. -iO-3t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-22
TYPEWRITERS.

NEW and second hand typewriters for sale, machines of all makes rented. repaired and exchanged; supplies and accessories n L. Davant. successor to Terry 2 DayanL -tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-22

LEGAL. Advice free. if in trouble consult us. on all matters. pertaining to divorce. dam age. civil and criminal proceedings of ev- private detectives to investigate for you Strictly confidential. Legal Aid Society. watts Building, Room 9. Birmingham. Ala
 -fe-tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-22

FOR sALE-Good gentle family horse. heavy enough for draft; also one Phaeton
 on and harness. Call or address 22l Com rnerce street --lo If
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-22
FOR SALE REAL ESTATE.
REAL ESTATE
PINANuIkI,.

| jAMEs 0AI.LAGHER--Rsfsrsnc FTrst
 National and Fourth National Hanks of MOntRomOrV. =A4
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-22

FOR sALE-At q bargain. one forty thou
 sand feet capacity saw mill complete. one twenty five thousand capacity Perkins hand complete. equipped sixty horse boiler and thirty five horse engine. four eight wheel log wagons, c number of log carts three logging cara good as new equipped for wood or steel rails. The People's Mer- cantile Co., Atmore. Ala. -t0-wed-su.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-22
FOUND.
PERSONAL.

Pharmacist. experienced to All your prescriptions, at Eesson'A. 10 N.
 Perry Street. Phone 24l2. --ie-tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-22
COOL DRINKS.
ENGRAVING.
LOST.

LoST-One circular diamond pin on Court Square. or Belt Line car s25.e0 reward will be paid for return to E. A. dsFuniak
 care L. & N. R. R. office. City --ls-tf
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21
ON THE DEAD LEVEL

Il were cannibal bad and bold
ana king OF coralline coast of gold,
"o1Id hoa have no use for the corn OF
Nor the pig nor the COW would I up and
would live on civilized man. egad!
were a cannibal king acute
would pluck me an arrow and up ana
shoot
" ever l ketched him in bog)
!nat biped bully the street-car hog,
AND up with his heels and into the pot
would boil his pork and serve him hot
Il were a cannibal island chief
would give my appetite relief
On the shiverng shanks and the shudder-
ing shins
VI those who are guilty of cardinal sins.
would eat for one, having done to death.
The condemned galoot with the garlic
breath.
~ ! were a cannibal tried and true
It's as like as not that I'd feast on you.
And you. needn't get wrathy and call me
fool
TN you see my point-keep cool! keep
! would eat myself (here the meter haltsD
for there's none Of US quite devoid OF
-Robertus Love. in Harper's Weekly.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21
A Wonderful Mare.

NOW, wait till I tell you," insisted
a man by the counter in the St. Fran.
els. This horse was part thorough.
bred. understood, too small for the
track: picked her up for a song. Won
might say. Wonderful intelligence
You know the fetlock, that bunch Of
hair that grows down back Of a horses
hoof? Well, Fretful had the most won.
derful fetlocks. They grew rigst down
to the ground, like whiskbrooms: and
to keep 'em cut flush with the door
SOS she wouldn't step on them.
Been missing cube sugar from the
box in the storehouse. Set boy to
watch; thought maybe the Chink was
taking a supply to Chinatown. Pretty
soon Fretful pokes her nose out of the
box stall, pulls out the wooden neg
comes out. begins backing toward
storehouse with funny hula-hula
movement. Opened door, lifted boz
cover, ate lot Of Jumps, restored ey.
everything and began backing back.
same wiggling movement.
Guess what he, wa DOING? uinp
her fetlocks to brush dust over her
tracks and hide 'em!"
wonderful" observed Clerk Van
Francisco Chronicle.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21
The Engineer Who Makes Time.

They do not run trains 50 fast
IN England. because the engineers
know too much about their engines"
said an engineer who has run an en-
CINE in that country. In England a
man has to be competent machinist
before he Is allowed to run. They
say that the man who knows al,
about how an engine is put together
KNOWS how delicate some OF it's parts
are, Knows how many dozen and one
tnines there are liable to break at
any minute, hasn't the nerve to run
me o. them eighty Or ninety miles an
hour. The best engineer are the
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21
& 81 @
Where the English
City Is Supreme
BY Frederick G. Howe

during good behavior This If mar; Al
alderman would think of demanding himself
Of
friend or relative Public opinion the one
he otheN
service laws doesn't
the kind Of merit public from ns is
f~O NNAA
1t is along these lines that the English supreme It has fine
the
the
of the
~ ' We w "o' ana cannot compre
Que tne tnngs we this We
aroused public
we expect nefhcncy
laws or the purely
nls largely due TO the that
al discussion the
rental Vue rather
taxes paid by the the
IN timer ~"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21
Habana vs.. Havana.

Havana is spelt with B. on gem.
inc imported cigar boxes and with :
" in the case Of homemade cigars. /"
explained q tobacconist presented Al
Cardif yesterday for selling British
cigars as Havanas. The magistrate
agreed that the custom prevailed and
inflicted a nominal fne.-London Daily
Mail. NJ
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

bion to work in Greeley's he had called
on Lefty regularly, and there had beer
the understanding between them thai
as soon as he got enough saved to fur
nish a home they would be married
But the moment success was in sight he
had forgotten all about what he had
said and seemed to be ashamed of her.
Lefty told herself angrrly that the girl
IN Greeley's was to blame for it all, and
she hated her.
After while she dried her tears and
plodded toward home, stopping on her
way to see Dams mother, as she had
told him she would She found her
very i'll and dispatched farm hand for
doctor at once. She wanted to send
word to Dan, but Mrs. johnson would
not allow her to do so, as she said it
would only worry him, and he was
coming home Sunday, anyway. When
the doctor came he told them that it
was bad case Of rheumatic fever, and
that she needed the best Of nursing.
The fact that Dan mad ceased to care
for her did not prevent Lefty from Of
ferlng her services without moments
hesitation; and in the weeks that fol-
lowed she nursed Mrs Johnson quite as
tenderly as if she had been her own
mother. Dan came home as often as he
could, and as he watched Lefty caring
Tor his mother, he grew ashamed of the +
way he had previously treated her.
Finally after long seige, Mrs. John
son grew better slowly, and then there
was occasion for great thankfulness
Her recovery she owed wholly to Let
TVS tender nursing, she said One
saturday evening during her GONZALES
cense Dan came home looking very
sober and distressed A little later he
told Lefty what the trouble was.
I'm not going back to-Gree-
ey's,' he faltered.
Not going back to Greeley?" cried
lefty.
No, HE don't need me any longer
hes got another man"
Why. Dan. you was getting along
Inc, and you thought you was going to
" manager"
I was the only one that thought So"
e laughed, somewhat bitterly I've
cen conceited idiot, Lefty"
But you can get another place." she
omforted him. "And it won't make
o difference to her."
1T does make a difference to her,
Tough l don't care now. Why. Lefty, 4
ne isn't half the girl you are. treat
you mean and know it, and yet you
lme here and did just the same for
other as you would have for your
~n. I'm not worthy to speak to you.
Id"
Don't say that, Dan. l amt got
'thing against you, and II amt no =
nerent from what was before you =
ent to Greeley's to work" :
You don't mean-you can't mean 3
at you-care for me after all this" he 4
led. =
I do with all my heart" she an "
1ered. n,
He gathered her in his arms and tt
ssed her tenderly, almost reverently. 81
1T may be foolish, Dan," she whis- m
red, but when a woman loves it's u
way to love through everything" ~ ~
ON the Boston sunday Post. ~
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21
Too Late For Them.

A bridge-playing set at an EaNs..
university who usually turned nltn
into day. used to appear at Morn
chapel with remarkable regulafAs.
and were pointed out as an ezsug
by the authorities. An alteration -
made in the time, chapel not Deg.
ming until thirty minutes later,
the dean was astounded to see -
none of these men. so regular De'c1
was present. He sent for them
asked the reason. ''N II, sir,
one, "it's like this: when chapei w. ~
at half past 7 we could just ma
1t. but we can't keep awake
o'clock. "-Harper's Weekly.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

AorsesAreExpeId|
ooOoooooooseooaaa...E

1t is apparent to an
given study to the CO..
traff1c in New York Civ ~!
change in the methods ~ \
must be introduced, for ~.
food and other supplies in T.!
tropolis is due largely to b.
paid for trucking within
says a writer in Appleton,.
way freight rates tend conf.
!. grow less. The cost Of -.
this municipality is tra,sss
other way.
An expert report states -.
auto cars in actual service !, !
sible to do the work of from !.
three horse wagons. the mott, b
ing fifty miles day, while II. h
wagon will not average NOR.
fifteen to twenty miles.
An 4 advantage of the al
bile truck is quick delivery !,
runs to suburban station. E
there is absolutely no commas.
to time saved. The horse en- b
about four miles per hour vha.]
automobile truck will make f,o.|
to fifteen, and is ready for anot,
soon as the load is off.
The difference in the stahu,. |
garage room is important. IN.
mobile requires no more ron,
the wagon, thus the addition,I
for the stabling of five or air f..
harness and equipment ia -,
no light consideration where.nr.'
and rent are high.
In addition a table has ha..
pared showing the respective a.']
operating commercial auto.,s'
cars and wagons drawn b. =,
1t Is made apparent that the y
per month in operating / p
pound capacity auto delivery s.,
as compared with a similar ~
drawn by horses. amounts "a Pc
$3.50. and the saving by the ~
the firm operating the auto IN,
wagon $1439.
This comparison includes q
side OF the auto vehicle. wages Z
chauffeur, wages of a parcel bar
Inc to run a car fifty mile6 /
ubricating oil. repairs. inteFal1
he original at cost. or $26ef
depreciation at twenty per cent
otal cost is figured at $233.et
In the record of the horse G.
'ehicle the items include tho r. r.
aid to drivers, expenses Of hai,
nd shoeing. the cost Of fod1ufs
he animals, and the loss BY a.
ton Of horses. wagons and hi
he total monthly outlay i d
t $353.5O.
II In one small firm the IL
irred monthly by retaining ~
place of automobiles amoanu
lore than 800, the total lon Il
red by Industrial New ycft
inging to the service of these q
ais, when auto vehicles would
'rm the same labor more ecoal
lily. amounts to prodigious g
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

The warning should save maui
compromise of conscience on the T.
OF conductor and passenger. But l.
crusade, to become wholly efeca
should be carried into all DE-
ments of the traction system. =
following notices are suggested q
framing and hanging on the val
the general offices:
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21
Goats Milk.

The highest authorities on the .ph.
ject tell US that the milk of goats ia
much richer than that of the COW IN
all the nutritive elements, that It goes
much further and is far easier of di.
gestion, hence is much better for chill,
dren and invalids than is cows milk
The American.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

Thou shalt not charge twie
for electrifying the Second An
nue. Road.
Thou shalt not abstract $SSsc
600 for a void paper Franchise
Thou shalt not charge $3,G0ef
600 for section of track o.
Thirty-fourth street which CO.
less than 100000.
Thou shalt not sell watefed
securities to widows and Or
phans.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

ones who don't know too much .ho,+
tneir ensine-just know enough to To-
cate the pounding in a cylinder ho-
OF now to unlock her on one siao
~ sue breaks driving rod or some.
tnlng that way. That's theory a.
nns rate' and l believe it is pretty
nearly right."-Columbus Dispatch
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

The injunction, Thou SHAH ID
steal" Of course, should be 09iile u
For these practices are not steslilt
They are high fnance.-New YciA]
World.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

THOU SHALT NOT STEAL
| Evey passenger who does not
pay his fare steals.
Every conductor who does not
turn in fares collected steals.
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21
Use Some Tact.

It IL not wise to speak your mind
nor to be an eloquent apostle of plain
truths. Should You do so you win
dnd that path beset with both eno.
mics and manv regrets.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

Living In the same house 49,
ordinarily clever person Il wolSs
, steady diet Of cayenne Per q
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

During the reign of William .,a
Mary bachelors and widowers ona u
20 years were taxed shilling yearly
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

Thou Shalt Not Steal"
The receiver of the Third Ala
Railroad Company, to inculcats \
esty in patrons and employees, has6
signs put up in the cars reading:
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21

the German Emperor has a well.
equipped pottery which brings him /.
$4,000 . year.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21
& @ #
1.-The Days Of the
~. Clipper-Shipc
BY Captain Arthur Hc CO.,

TT I o mute RAPID densery OF
continuing under the stimulating of
god IN California. ending
war memorable the
and interesting history They stand h.
during whic
less CAIN ana
the 49,
development the saingshp
Many cHpperhps-inde
which not equa!ed
OF elapsed
boiler before
And
mail steamers aho
American clippers
encrcng the commercial
'ON~A A-u "n'oipaSse1
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21


tna should best attending
" when cannot attempt
enuaor immortal
were equally DONG their the
and to discover ' '"P''''Ao" seea
trampe - NAu - ''0" one zoe 40
Ana tnen saw the victory All
out Mankind
nuhaA understandings
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1908-11-21
Ny Visio n
vAei'1<'fo . emancipation From
By Julia Ward Howe
ny Elizabeth Stuart Phelps.

W. 5N' recently experienced sudden awakening I had a
'io'o VI new era which mankind
~ anu women are batting equall, untedy for the upift
Ing and emancipation of the from evil
saw men and of every cline worki,, ike haes
to unwap the evils society and to discover the w, wen
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05
BAD ITCHING HUMOR.
Limbs Below the Knees Were Raw
Feet Swolen--Sleep Broken
Cured In 2 Days by cuticura.

Some two months ago / had hui.
NOR break out on my limbs below my
knees. They came to look like raw
beefsteak, all red, and no one knows
how they itched and burned. They
were so swollen that could not get
my shoes on for a week or more. /
used five or six different remedies and
got no help, only when applying them
the burning was worse and the itching
less. For two or three weeks the suf.
fering was intense and during that
time did not sleep an hour at a time.
Then one morning l tried a bit Of
Cuticura. From the moment 1t touched
me the itching was gone and l have
not telt a bit OF 1t since. The swelling
went down and in two days | had my
shoes on and was about as usual.
George B. Farley, so South State St,
Concord. N. H.. May IA. 1907"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05
MADE REACHES HIS FRIENDS.
Act Of Artemus Ward That Had Far.
Reaching Effect.

George V. Kelley, a veteran journal
ist of Cleveland, remembers Artemus
Ward well
Ward called on me-" he said the
other day, the night before one OF
his panorama lectures. There were
some three or four large reaches sour.
rylng about my room, and they attract.
ed his attention.
az am very fond OF roaches,' he
said. Once, in my own home, found a
roach struggling in a bowl of water.
took half walnut shell and put him
in It; II made good boat; gave him
a couple of toothpicks for oars Next
morning ! saw that he had fastened
hair to one of the toothpicks. and
had evidently been fishing. Then,
overcome with exhaustion, he had
fallen asleep. The sight moved me.
took him out. washed him, gave him
a spoonful Of boiled egg, and let him
go. That roach never forgot my kind.
ness, and now my home is full OF
| reaches"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05
LIVING ADVERTISEMENT
Glow Of Health Speaks for Postum

1t requires no scientific training to
discover whether coffee disagrees or
not.
Simply stop 1t for a time and use
Postum in place of 1t, then note the
beneficial effects. The truth will appear.
six years ago ! was in a very bad
condition." writes a Tenn. lady, 81 suf.
fered from indigestion, nervousness
and insomnia.
Il was then an inVeterate coffee
drinker, but 1t was long before could
be persuaded that 1t was coffee that
hurt me. Finally | decided TO leave II
off few days and find out the truth
THE first morning | left off coffee |
had raging headache, so / decided
must have something to take the place
of coffee (The headache was caused
by the reaction Of the coffee drug
caffeine.)
Having heard of Postum through a
friend who used II, bought package
and tried 1t. | did not like II at first
but after ] learned how to make II
right, according to directions on pkg,
i Woulu not CHdHBe DdCh 10 cOIee LOT
anything
when ! began to use Postum
weighed only III lbs. Now ! weigh
10 and as l have not taken any tonic
in that time | can only attribute my
recovery Of good health to the use Of
Postum in place of coffee.
MY husband says l am a living ad-
vertisement for Postum. am glad to
be the means of inducing my many
friends to use Postum, too"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Creek, Mich, Read The Road to Well
yillc," in pkgs. There's a Reason
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time 10 time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
Interest.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05
AFFECTING SIGHT.

Cook Ito her friend)-The proposal
that the widower made me was really
very moving. He brought his four
children with him, and they all knelt
before me.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
or children teething, softcns the gums reduces In
aays pain, cures wind colo. Csc bottle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot react
the seat OF the disease Catarrh Is blood cOnstL
tutona disease and In order II you must tab,
Internal remedies Hairs Catarrh Cure Is taken IN
tcrnay and acts directly upon the blood and mucou.
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure Is NOS quack medL
cine. II was prescribed by OF the best physicians
In this country for years and regular prescription
IL Is composed Of the best tonlcs known. combined
with the best blood purifiers acting directly the
mucous surfaces The perfect combination OF tho
two ingredients IL what produces such wonderful re-
suits In curing catarrh Send for testimonials free.
=. J. CHENEY a Co. Props, Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. price 7bc
lake Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05
TWO GOOD STORIES BY BARRIE.
One Told by Successful Author is De.
eidedIy Against Himself.

Mr.. ]. w. Barrie, the author Of
What Every Woman Knows" tells a
good story against himself.
A lady of his acquaintance bad
taken a friend to see one of his plays,
and, quite astonished. he asked her
why she did so.
"Oh," was the reply, "it's such a
quiet street for the horses!"
He also tells of a playgoer who re.
ceived no response to his repeated re-
quests to lady in front Of him to
remove her huge hat.
At length, exasperated, he said: IF
you won't take off your hat, my dear
madam, will you be so kind as to fold
back your ears Woman Life.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05

The kidney secretions passed irregu.
larly with pain, and ! bloated badly.
My head swan and spots fitted before
my eyes. One doctor said was in.
durable However, found prompt re.
lief when | started using Doan's Kid.
ney Pills, and the troubles / have re.
lated gradually disappeared"
Sold by all dealers. soc box Eos.
ter.Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05
Reassurinu.

Mr.. Timmid-Have-have you no
ticed, Miss Maud, that the chandelier
seems to be shaking? Are you sure
that the foundations OF your house
are-are quite secure?
Miss Maud-Theres nothing to be
alarmed about, Mr.. Timmid. Papa's
room is just overhead, and he's snor,
ing.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05
SEEMED WORSE EVERY DAY.
A Dangerous Case Of Kidney Com.
plant and How II Was Checked.

Mrs. Lucy Quebeck, Mechanic St.
Hope Valley, h. l., says: Eight wears
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05
A Clever Fellow,

Did you friend make hit at the
literary club?"
Il guess he did. He pronounced
Les Miserables' in a brand.new way
and then alluded to It as Victor Her.
bert's masterpiece" - Washington
Herald
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05

ago | contracted Sc.
we're kidney trouble
and my back began
to ache continually.
Every day 1t seemed
worse. The least
pressure on my back
tortured me, and |
could not stoop with.
out a bad twinge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05

Pensions for the heroes OF the cross
were advocated by Prof. j. W. Zeller
before the Laymen's association of
the Central Ohio Methodist confer.
ence.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05

Lots wife may have been peppery
before she turned to salt
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05

Friend, what you'd get, first earn
Browning.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-12-05

Aliens Eoot-Tase, n Powder
For swollen, sweating feet, Gives instant relief. Tn,
original powder for the feet, Zoe AT all Druggists
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1908-09-15
BRYAN AND HILL
Next President to Call On
New York Leaders.

William Jennings Bryan is to
shake hands and break bread with
two of his bitter enemies. On Sum
day, Sept. 20, he will visit Alton B.
Parker and David B. Hill at their
homes. Both of these men have
long considered Mr.. Bryan fanatic
on the silver question and an unsafe
man to stand at the helm of the ship
of state.
The programme is to have the Ne
braskan reach Judge Parker's home
at Esopus at 8 p. m. and after a four
hour chat to start for Albany and
meet Mr.. Hill. Esopus is 100 miles
north of New York, and the Parker
residence overlooks a broad stretch
of the Hudson river. The Hill resi-
dence is Woolfort's RoosU, about two
miles out of Albany, and there the
one-time great Democratic politician
keeps bachelor hall.