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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
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General Demand

Of the Well-Informed of the World has
always been for a simple, pleasant and
efficient liquid laxative remedy of known
value; laxative which physicians could
sanction for family use because its COM
ponent parts are known to them to be
wholesome and truly beneficial in effect,
acceptable to the system and gentle, yet
prompt, in action.
In supplying that demand with its ex-
cellent combination OF Syrup Of Figs and
Elixir of SIENNA, the California Fig Syrup
Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies
on the merits Of the laxative for its remark
able success.
That is one Of many reasons why
Syrup Of Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA is given
the preference by the Well-Informed.
To get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine-manufact by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale
by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents
per bottle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
At Dressmaker Tlme.

Every minute is so precious when
you have the dressmaker or seam.
stress for day or two. that there is
no better plan for saving valuable
time than to set aside a day before
she comes to thoroughly plan for what
Is to be done and required. First OF
all. see that your sewing machine is in
the best condition. OIL It carefully
and thoroughly and clean away any
dirt and dust that may have collected.
See that all the attachments are In
their right places. Then assure your.
self that you have all the kinds and
colors that you will need OF silk and
cotton thread. See that every little
thing that will be needed is handy.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
WHERE SHE HAD THE BULGE.
Telephone Girls Great Opportunity to
Get GloriousIy Even.

"You know that red-headed cashier
that had the nerve to complain OF me
to the boss the other day" said the
girl at the telephone desk, to a New
York Times writer. We'll. got even
with him, all right. He amt married,
but he's got best girl His father
owns shoe factory over In Jersey.
and rich-my! Well. she called him
up the other afternoon at her usual
time. is Mr.. Smith there?' she asks.
In her most romantickist voice. Yes
answers, just as honeylike as she.
It's his wife wants him, isn't it?' With
that Miss Girl hung up with such d
jerk my ear hurt. Smith goes around
wondering why she does not call him
up. Every time he dares he says to
me: Has any one called me on the
phone, Miss Limit?' And l look as in
nocent as a kid and shake my head
No l tell you. us telephone girls
can turn Joy to the Bride into Moth
In DOM any time We please. Me
for U.s."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
MATTERS CULINARY
KITCHEN APPOINTMENTS AND
WORK DONE THEREIN.
Good Method Of Employing Juice Left
from Canned Fruit-How One
Woman Cleared a cioseed Sink
Emergency Patch.

Vary Your Cereal.-A good way to
use the Juice always left from fruit
canned for pies, etc, is to add It to the
breakfast cereals when cooking. Be-
sides being more palatable II is health
ful and an ultimate economy, for the
sugar used in canning takes the place
OF the desired sweetening.
Clean Clogged Sink.-One morning,
to my sorrow, l. discovered my sink
was stopped up; worked on It all day;
tried everything ever heard Of, but
still 1t did no good. So the last thing
l did at night was to take can or
package Of washing powder and put
the whole package in sink, then put
enough hot water In sink to cover
powder. In morning sink was fine.
Fat Suggestions.-To absorb fat
from doughnuts, as you lift them from
the frying kettle lay them directly
upon a piece Of thick brown paper
placed In a deep dish or colander. To
clear fat, drop piece of raw potato
into the kettle of hot fat.
Keep Parsley Fresh.-Parsley kent
In fruit jar tightly covered viii keep
fresh week or more.
Have a Bread Jar.-Bread, cake, or
cookies will retain their moisture and
keep much better II placed in a stone
jar than In the regulation galvanized
tin box.
Avoid Watery Pies.-To keep pump
kin or custard pie from watering put
sugar In last and stir we'll before put.
ting into the crust.
Albright Jars.-To keep preserves
alright, as soon as the jar of fruit is
cool hold jar sideways over a small
pan OF hot paraffin and apply with a
small brush, only around lower edge
or cap and rubber. This prevents the
wax from dripping down the Jars, and
small amount Of paraffin is required
Mealy Potatoes.-A small piece OF
fresh lime put in to boil with watery
potatoes will make them dry and
mealy.
Emergency Patch.-Kitchen recep.
tacles. especially the large granite
ones, which have rusted through I'm a
weak spot while otherwise good, NAV
be, in emergency, ingeniously re-.
paired by inserting securely a piece of
new cork.
Graniteware Cleaner.-A little hard
coal ashes put Through fine strainer
is splendid for cleaning stained sinks
and graniteware.
Keep Cool Hands.-To keep the
ends OF fingers and back OF the hand
from becoming heated while ironing
place small piece of asbestos on top
OF the iron, with pieces cut out for
handle, so as to allow asbestos to lay
fiat under the hand.
Enamel the Icebox.-If anyone has
zinc-lined icebox, give II two coats
OF white enamel, letting first coat dry
before applying second.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Homemade Desk Pads.

A desk pad that, with little care
and dexterity, can be made at home
successfully was seen among some
new things not long ago.
Two pieces Of cardboard, about 20
by IA inches in size. were pasted to-
gether at one Of the longer edges, max.
ing what looks like a pageless book
cover. This was covered by a piece Of
Powered cretonne neatly turned at the
edges. and these raw edges covered by
a piece of firm white paper, which ex-
tended over the entire inside of the
pad. Two or more pieces Of blotting
paper were inserted and fastened by
ribbons passed through both covers
and plotting paper and tied on the
outside. A piece of ribbon Of the same
shade. but wider, was fastened so that
II ran diagonally across each cover
and, tying. held the leaves in place.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
DESIGNS IN CHATTING DISHES.
Very Attractive Are Some Of the Sets
Seen In City stores.

The newest chatting dishes are fur.
nished with tray to match and a
screen that curves three-quarters OF
the way around the flame. Some of
them are Of cut glass, when the set is
of gold or silver; others are OF or.
binary plate glass. when the dish is
nickel, copper or brass. The screens
protect the lamp from vagrant
draughts. and they hasten the cooking
OF the dish so much that the hungry
guests do not become impatient.
Most attractive sets are shown this
year made Of brass and trimmed, as
IL were, with plated band Of copper
The colors of the two metals combine
well, and the set Is handsomer than
those made of plain brass, which Is
really too yellow for the purpose.
Some nickel sets are bound in cop
per, too, and they are so durable that
1t is quite worth while to invest in
one.
A few screens for brass chafing
dishes are made entirely of the same
metal, beaten as the Cairo finger bowls
are; and, while they are very hand
some, they rather tend to exclude the
company from the rites of rabbit
making.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
The "Pivot" AGE.

When is a man "old?" Is II q mat.
ter Of looks, or feeling. or age, or pro.
fessional custom? Walters. for in
stance, are held to be "old" at 30
But at that period OF life statesmen
barristers, actors, bishops and judges
are accounted young. Athletes OF all
kinds are deemed 'old" after 40 OF
thereabouts. The board OF trade reg
ulations say that railway men and
others are "old" for their work at 90
Old age pension scheme makers con
slider 65 as the pivot age on which 10
hang their palms. The point is Ger,
tainly very debatable one.-Hearts
Of Oak Journal
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04

ing generations a limitless supply OF
food and fodder.
For human beings the product of
the cactus is said to have more food
value than any other vegetable, con.
tanning more Of the minerals and salts
iron, potassium, manganese, calcium,
magnesia and soda--that are upbuild.
ers OF the nerve cells.
The thornless cactus will be ready
for the market in the spring of 1909,
when there will be half million Of
the plants fiourishing. Some idea Of
their present value may be gained
from the knowledge that Mr.. Burbank
sold five leaves for seed to an Austria.
Ian company for $4,000. with the pro.
ceeds from which he built a new bun.
galow at Santa Rosa.
The wonderful plant has been devel-
oped with great secrecy, but now Mr..
Burbank is ready for the world to
know all about 1t and to await expect.
antly for the proof OF the cactus pud.
ding In the eating thereof
For many years Mr.. Burbank has
been considered by horticulturists the
first of the worlds many experiment
ers for the improvement Of fruits and
vegetables. He is not and does not
claim to be botanist; his work Is In.
tensely practical and he resembles
Thomas A. Edison in the respect that
he applies rather than creates theo.
ries.
Born in a little Massachusetts town
In 1S49, he spent his boyhood on a
farm and early began his attempts to
change plant life. The first result Of
his studies and labors was the we'll.
known Burbank potato, a great i'm.
proyement over potatoes in cultivation
at the time 1t was originated.
With little special education, in the
academic sense, for his work, he was
forced into outdoor life by his delicate
health and devoted hts whole time to
experimenting. In 1875, when he was
26 years old, he realized the advantage
of the California climate for his work
and removed there. The most famous
of his productions is perhaps the
stoneless prune. He also has original
ed several varieties of plums that are
great improvements. Apples, peaches,
nuts, berries and trees, grasses, grains
and flowers all have been the subject
of his Investigations toward greater
use for mankind, and all have been
improved or experiments with them
are in progress that promise improve
ment soon.
Mr.. Burbanks work was carried on
for years at his own expense, but Of
late he has received $4,000 a year
from the Carnegie fund, He is unmar.
ried, lives quietly on his little place
In Santa Rosa, and seldom leaves 1t
except for the delivery OF lectures at
Leland Stanford university, where he
is special lecturer on evolution, or
for some business connected with his
work.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Cause for Ihanks2

1t was at social gathering OF one
OF the mutual improvement societies
which help to pass the shining Tor
otherwise) hour in an edifying man.
ner.
little singing was to be INDUCED
In by some Of the members, and about
halfway down the program the name
Of Miss MolemyBrown figured. Alas,
however, when the time came for her
to appear a messenger arrived to say
that the lady was suffering from q
cold, and, therefore, the chairman had
to excuse her to the audience.
Ladies and gentlemen" he said, II
have to announce that Miss Brown
will be unable to sing, as announced,
and, therefore. Mr.. Green will give us
"A Song Of Thanksgiving STRAY
Stories.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Suicides In Natal.

The abnormal suicide wave which
is passing over this country has been
made the subject OF very serious
thought. and it is well that 1t should
be so. In Natal within the past four
weeks there have been three suicides
Of Europeans, which, on the basis OF
population. is four times greater than
the suicide rate In England and Wales,
a deplorable state of affairs indeed.
In Durham few weeks ago 1t was
stated that suicides were taking place
at the rate Of one a day.-Natal Wit.
ness
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Monotony Of Home Life.

So many wives complain OF the mo
notony OF marriage, They envy WON
en- who write, paint or act, because
they imagine all these calliugs spell
Infinite variety. But any life can be
come monotonous II people allow II
to be so. Wives who grumble at the
dreary sameness OF home routine for
get that their husbands have to face
the same tiresome monotony at the
office. The only way to get out OF the
'rut" for wife or bachelor maid alike
Is to cultivate interests and hobbies
Marriage is monotonous only for those
who make 1t so.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
To Improve ApnIea

The apples that are in market now
are apt to have lost much OF their
original flavor, and 1t is a good time
to experiment with them. Try remov-
ing the cores and filing them with a
mixture OF chopped nuts, dates, prunes
and a little preserved ginger, and
bake. Serve them with whipped
cream. When apples are at their best
It is like painting the lily to try to
add to their flavor.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
HOUSEHOLD HINTS,

Prunes are greatly improved by be.
ing stewed in little cider.
To preserve fish sprinkle powdered
borax over It lightly and place in a
good situation.
After using cold-water starch let
1t settle, then pour of the water and
allow the starch to dry. When II ia
dry II can be replaced in the starch.
box for future use.
II old keys are kept in q box by
themselves some of them will fire..
quently come into play in unlocking a
trunk or other receptacle, the key to
which has been lost.
In papering room, remember that
large patterns and dark colors will
make 1t appear smaller, while a plain
or striped paper, If light hue, will
give an impression Of increased size
A good floor stain that goes right
into the wood and is very durable is
made of linseed oil colored with
ground burnt umber. Rub thoroughly
into the boards with a flannel pad, and
next day polish with beeswax and tur.
pentine.
The under oven in the range is a
most convenient place in which to
keep irons. They may be taken hot
from the stove and placed there where
they are out of the way. They are
usually warm when taken out, thus
heating up rapidly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Her Exclamation.

Otto Il. Schaar, president Of the
Waters club of New York, in re
cent argument on tipping, said to his
opponent. sharply: Your reply re-
minds me OF a woman's reply in q
German court. This woman was 40
cused of poisoning her husband. The
prosecuting attorney said to her:
You have heard the evidence. The
body contained enough arsenic to kill
ten persons. What have you to sayT
My husband, the woman answered.
was a big eater"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Bread Cake.

To one pint of bread dough raised
light and ready to mold. add three
rounding tablespoons Of butter, one
cup Of sugar two beaten eggs, and a
yellow rind OF half lemon grated.
When these ingredients are thorough
ly mixed stir In one cup Of dried cur
rants rolled In -four. Fill a buttered
pan one inch deep with the dough.
When light bake in moderately quick
oven; have the heat greater at first to
check the rising and reduce It later.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
TH0RNLESS CACTUS
PROF. BURBANK TO COMMERCIAL.
IZE HIS GREATEST TRIUMPH.
California Plant Wonder. Worker
Transforms Thorny Growth Into
Nutritious Food for Man
and Beast

San Francisco.-Luther Burbank,
who has ilumined the world with
floral sunshine and made men glad be-
cause Of the fruits and vegetables he
has coaxed from the earth with scien.
tific genius that spread his name and
fame throughout the nations, is about
to commercialize his greatest tri.
umph."
What the California plant wonder.
worker proposes to do seems to many
impossible. but, viewed in the light of
his past achievements, almost any.
thing may be expected from this crea-
tive king Of the farm and gardens of
Santa Rosa. He proposes to feed man
and beast on cactus plants.
Mr.. Burbank is about prepared to
Hood the markets OF the world with a
spineless, thornless, fruit-bearing, nu.
tritious cactus that will prove a diet
AIRY boon to mankind and will tickle
the palates OF pigs. cattle, sheep and
horses.
What Mr.. Burbank has done is to
produce from the cactus a plant des.
tined to be of inestimable value as
forage and also as food. At model
nursery established for the propaga-
ton of his discovery in the Salton Sea
district Of California there are now
1900 Of these growing, fourishing
plants. AS result of his long and pa
tient labors he has produced several
varieties, which, reproducing from the
leaves broken of and thrust into the
ground. will yield through succeed.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Rice and Eco BaIla

Boil six eggs one-half hour. Remove
shells and put through a potato ricer,
or serve with an equal quantity of
boiled rice. Season with salt, pep
per and a little grated nutmeg, a
tablespoonful of chopped parsley and
two tablespoonfuls Of melted butter.
Make into small balls and dip In beat
IN egg and cracker dust. Fry in deep
hot lard until light brown. Serve on
thin slices OF buttered toast, with
melted butter dressing.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Supper Dish.

Boil and mash four potatoes and
line around vegetable dish. Put one
cup shredded Goldfish on the stove in
cold water and let scald. but do not
boil. Drain. Put one tablespoonful
-four blended with one Of butter; add
the fish, then the well-beaten yolks Of
two eggs, Pour in vegetable dish.
Beat the whites, put over top, and
brown in oven.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Strawberry Fool.

A quickly made and good dessert
is strawberry fool. served in sherbet
glasses.
Hull a quart of strawberries, press
through a sieve; sweeten to taste.
Whip three-quarters of a pint OF
cream, stir into the Strawberries and
serve In glasses. Pass vanilla waters
or lady fingers with II.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
In a Morocco haren.

Every woman in the harem has her
face decorated in the most curious
manner. The practice is to elongate
the eyebrows to the ears and to embel
lish the chin with little points OF black
paint. In contrast with the men,
their compilations are very fair, as
they are shut within walls and are
never exposed to the sun.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Meat Sauces.

Roast lamb, mint sauce; boiled tur-
key, oyster sauce; broiled shad. mush.
room sauce, parsley or egg sauce
roast mutton, currant jelly or caper
sauce; roast veal, mushroom, toma-
toes, onion and cranberry sauces, also
horseradlsh and lemons are good;
venison or wild ducks, cranberry sauce
or currant jelly warmed with port
wine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
AppIe PUDDING.

Fill a buttered baking dish with
sliced apples and pour over the top
a batter made of one tablespoonful
of butter, one.half cup of sugar, one
egg, one-half cup of sweet milk and
one cup of -four, to which has been
sifted one teaspoonful of baking pow.
der. Bake in moderate oven till
brown. Serve with cream and sugar
or liquid sauce.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Beet and Horseradish Sauce

Boil the beets In sailed water until
very tender. Skin and mash fine. Sea.
son with butter (melted), salt and pep.
per; then add grated horseradish to
suit the palate. Add little vinegar
or lemon Juice stir we'll together and
serve with cold meat.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Popcorn Balls.

Five quarts popcorn, one cup mo-
lasses, one-half cup sugar, one-half tea
spoon cream of tartar. Boil until brit
tie, then add one-quarter teaspoon Of
soda and large tablespoon of butter.
Pour boiling mixture over corn, stir
well, then form into balls.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS Foor.EAsE

A powder. II cures painful. smart
Ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all Druggists, Csc. Accept no sub.
stitute. Trial package, FREE. Ad.
dress A. s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
LYDIA E. PINKHHM

No other medicine has been go
successful in relieving the suffering
OF women or received so many gen.
uine testimonials as has Lydia L.
Pinkham'sV Vegetable Compound.
In every community you will find
women who have been restored to
health by Lydia Il. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound. Almost every
one you meet has either been bene-
fitted by 1t, or has friends who have.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at
Lynn, Mass, any may
see the files containing over one mil
lion one hundred thousand letters
from women seeking health, and
here are the letters in which they
openly state over their own sigma
lures that they were cured by Lydia
L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has saved many women
from surgical operations. .....t
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is made from roots and
herbs, without drugs, and is whole
some and harmless.
The reason why Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is so
successful is because it contains in
gradients which act directly upon
the feminine organism, restoring it
to healthy normal condition.
Women who are suffering from
those distressing ills peculiar to their
sex should not lose sight of these
facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
to restore their health.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
IMPROVING the Flavor.

A squeeze OF lemon Juice added to
sauces, soups, gravies and stews after
cooking, will bring out the flavor won.
derfully and is a palatable improve
ment.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Not Incurable.

THAT man Is a poet"
TOO bad"
Eyes"
"How did you discover it,"
81 didn't; he told me-"
"Then perhaps he may get over It.
Nashville American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
lmportant 10 Mothers,
A Simple Remedy.

81 tell you we cannot pass law to
keep dogs from barking and disturb
Ing people"
won't the ordinary law against
barkers apply?"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Try Murine Eye Remedy

For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
Murine Doesn't SmGrt-Soothes Eye Pain,
All Druggists Sell Murine at Scots. The AZ
Page Book in each Pkg. is worth Dollars
in every home. Ask your Druggist.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
On the Country Picnic.
She hung her head.

She nunB HeT HtdU,
Really, Mr.. Mannering," she STAN.
mered, "this-er-is $3.50 sudden"
For goodness sake" cried Manner
ing, stop blushing so. Here comes a
BULL"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces In
Examination, aays pain, cures wind colo. Csc bottle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
Strawberry Fluff.

Whip until stitf one pint box straw
berries, white OF one egg, and half
cup sugar Serve ten persons.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04

Riches do not delight us so much
with their possession, as torment US
with their loss.-Gregory.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04

People waste lot OF valuable time
in foolish arguments.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04
COFFEE

The world is full of
anonymous coffee: Java
and Mocha"
Who returns your
money if you don't like
EN-?
Your grocer returns your money II you don't
like Schilng's Best; we pay him.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-07-04

Birthdays, holidays and weddings
are what keep the average man poor.