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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1908-08-13
The Eternal Feminine.

Lola-Jack dear:
Jack-What is it, darling?
Lola-Iou love me, don't you?
Jack-You know it. sweetheart.
Lola-And you are quite sure I am
the only girl you ever told about the
other girls you have been in love
with ?-Detroit Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1908-08-13
Chained Conditinns

Yeast-You know the good book says
you must love your neighbors.
Crimsonbeak-Yes but that was writ
ten before the days of monographs
and lawn mowers, you knOw.-Yonkers
Statesman.
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Not limiting.

Wont you sing something for me,
Miss Board? asked the late slayer.
81 can't do it now" she yawned be.
cause I'm superstitious"
what do you mean?"
well, I've always been told that 1t
was unlucky to sing before breakfast"
Cleveland Leader.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1908-08-13
SOME PERSIAN TALES
Goldfish and Eaters as a Break
fast Diet Rouse the KIM.
he DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION

When His Majesty Is Told That the
Treasury Is Empty He Calls on His
Pawnbrokers For Reip-The King
and the Army.
copyright, 1855. by T. c. NcClure.l
His royal nibs. having prepared him
self for hearty breakfast. was made
terribly indignant when he sat down
to table spread oniy with weak cot
fee and Goldfish and potatoes.
by the seven roaring bulls. but is
this a breakfast for king" he shout
ell at his serving man as he pranced
around.
1T was what the cook cooked. o
ruler of the world was the humble
reply.
Then tell that cook to hump him
self to me and explain. I'm either a
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1908-08-13

household tasks
in the face of
the fact that she
paid her board
to her brother
and his wife
l. e n a W a $ n
thrifty soul and
a driving one.
"She pay fife
tollar efery
W eek ? L h Il I
make no differ
ent. would Lee
ma verate.
"She will scouT
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1908-08-13

passed Miss AU-
celia 5 new mu
sic tea her in
the shadow Of
the winged grif
IN that snarlel
above the gate
way. He was
large, the pro
fessor, and rud
dy checked; his
hair, the color
of Il fresh pine
shaving. h u Il Z
.straig bit to his
ears and then
curled un d er:
mis- eyes shone
amiably d o WI
under big round
glasses.
Kindly Profess
or Iost could
scarcely pass b.
a COW in m
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1908-08-13

Lord. man. but If didn't have this King
business on hand I'd @ ii ii ana with
in week I'd have all the Rothschiids
and Morgans and Rockefel.ers CLINT
ing for the tops of blue gum trees
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Information Wanted

DR.. Price-Price You've just got a
common fever, that's all Five dollars,
please.
Patient-Pardon me, doctor. but-er
is the fever as high as the fee2-
Philadelphia Press.
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a
beaU.iiac! white swan. ."
concluded the tale told the children by
the little German soverness.
Its a pretty story" said Della, but
not as nice as Tie one about the little
wooden shoes, is ii, Joe?"
Yes" disagree Toe. 'hetter. The
wooden shoe one hops off in the mid
Ole and doesn't cad"
But it might end some time
mightn't it, frauein:" Della question
ed earnestly.
"Ach. no-not until floats back the
one shoe that was not more seen by
The boy and gtd p.aymates."
Fraulein Wilma Kraft was not lack
adaisical. Her eyes were Il cheerful
blue and looked philosorhically upon
life as she found it.; her face was Ike
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20
LAWYERS GLAD OF IT.

The Revised Statutes of Colorado.
1908" the preparation of which was
authorized by the 10th general as
sembly, is now being issued after
more than a years arduous work on
the part of Dewey G. Bailey. the COM
missioner. and his assistant. Arthur
r. Morrison.
Because of the complete and eff
jects in the large volume, lawyers
refer constantly to the statutes will
find the revised edition considera-
BILE Improvement over the old one in
the matter of saving time.
There had been no indexing of the
state laws since 1883, and the com
pliers faced difficult task. AS they,
of course. had no authority to deter
mine a statute annulled or unconsti
tutional about which any doubt eX-
listed, in each case the two conflict
ing parts of such acts We're included.
In the S31- pa"es are contained
the constitution of the United States,
the state constitution and the code
of civil procedure. With each i'm
portant division there are both tables
of contents and indexes. The cor
rectness of the statutes in compari-
son with the original ones are attest
ed according to law by Secretary OF
State O'Connor.
The number of copies. which are OF
clear and plain print. have been linn
tied to 5000. and may he secured at
the secretary of states office for 81 80
each.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20
COMES HERE TO LIVE.

After being a resident of Eagle
county for % years. A. ID. Mckenzie
of Eagle has purchased a fruit ranch
near Grand junction and has gone
there to remain permanently.
Mr.. Mcke enzie states that he re-
grets leaving a place where he has
lived for so long and made so many
friends, but that his health demand
ed change of climate.
In the fall of 1885 Mr.. Mex enZie.
accompanied by his wife and three
daughters, reached Red Cliff by rail
way, and freighted from there to
Eagle. where he has lived until his
removal to Grand Junction about two
weeks ago. Mr.. Mckenzie is, there
fore. one of our pioneers and has
always maintained the keenest in
terest in the development of the
county's resources.
He served as county commissioner
three times. First he was appointed
to fill vacancy, and was then elect
ed to three-year term, at the ex-
piration of which he was reelected
to serve a four-year term. For the
past two years he has been mayor OF
Eagle.
In the departure of Mr.. Mckenzie
Eagle county loses a highly respected
citizen, and, while his many friends
regret his going. they congratulate
the community to which he has re-
moved upon its acquisition of cit
izen possessing the sterling manly
qualities of \. ID. Mckenzie. gle
County Blade.
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MAKE FINE SHOWING.

j. E. Petit. state mine inspector.
returned to Salt Lake City Tuesday
from Dragon. where he spent the best
part of last week inspecting the gill
sonite mines and in giving an ex-
animation for mine foremen. Out of
eight who took the examination, FIVE
passed
The output of the gilsonite mines
is gradually increasing. and more
men are being put to work daily.
Petit says that the railroad is
putting forth greater efforts to han
die the output. He is at the upper
coal camps of Carbon county this
week.-Price tUtah) Advocate.
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+ + + +
+ + ; r

THE use OF cement, terra Gotta.
brio X and stone. with a framework of
steel, viii make it possible soon to do
away with wood entirely" is re-
mark often heard. and, indeed. when
one stands on lower Broadway and
looks up at the towering skyscrapers.
the statement seems to contain much
truth. AS "A matter of fact, how
ever, the popular idea that fire-proof
materials win do away with the need
of using lumber in comparatively
few years is a very erroneous one.
All of the various tire-proof mater
ials going into the approved con-
struction of the more substantial
buildings are used in greater guam
titles now than the world dreamed
OF few years ago. yet the heavy de-
demand for lumber continues.
That wood predominates is shown
by the annual building records. OF
the permits used for buildings erect
ed last year, approximately 81 per
cent We're constructed of wood, and
the remaining 80 per cent of fire-re-
sisting material. according to n re-
port issued by the geological survey
on operations in 40 leading cities of
the country. These figures are the
more significant when il is realized
that they only represent the build
ing activities in the largest cities:
they do not take into account the
construction of dwellings. stores and
other buildings in the thousands of
small cities and towns scattered over
and not included in the 49 cities on
which the reckoning is made.
In towns and small cities wood is
usually the predominating building
material. and IL is safe to say that.
if the statistics had included figures
for all places of whatever size, the
percentage of wooden structures
would have been much greater. These
figures. as rule, are only for the
corporate limits. and the suburbs of
these cities have each very large
amounts to be added The cost. also.
is relatively higher in these cities
than in towns nearer the base of the
suDDly
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

Glen Martin spent this afternoon
in Palisades on business.
Yesterday Mr.. Cross, the jeweler.
sold his automobile to DR.. Hall.
VIM. Staley. prosperous Ridge
way farmer, is in town today en- route
to Arizona.
Mrs. Myrtle /. Pelton. of DeBeque.
is spending few days with rela-
tives in the city
Fred G. Holmes. of the sugar fac
tory, left this morning for Denver, on
a short business trip.
\, G. Graham. of McCook. Neb.. is
in the city today looking over land
He spent yesterday in Palisade.
Carroll Johnson, OF Delta. is in the
city today visiting friends here en-
route 10 Las Vegas. New Mexico
Mr.. and Mrs. DANIEL White. of
Palisade. were in the city yesterday.
They left for their home this morn
ing on No. T.
Miss Marguerite Dorsey. a former
well known Grand Junction girl. will
arrive Thursday for a visit with ole
time friends and schoolmates in thii
city.
Horace T. DeLons left this after
noon for general business trip in
the eastern part of the state, visiting
Colorado Springs. Denver and Boul-
der. He will be gone about a week.
Carl WashbDrn is exrected home
today from Dallas Divide. Colorado.
whore he has been the past few days
visiting with his parents and old
friends.
Miss Evelyn Ferbrache entertains
this evening at p card party at her
home on North seventh. in honor of
Miss Mary Gilbert. formerly of this
city. who now resides with her moth
or IN Ne,' York
f. Fl. Asheimer is in town this
week visiting with his brothers fam
lily. Tomorrow or Sunday they will
take short trip up the narrow gauge
branch to see the scenery and towns
in the Montrose and Telluride coun-
try.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20
Defects OF Vision.

Defects of vision although slight,
may cause much annoyance, and il
usually appears in the form of "A
Dull Headache
or aching eyes. Now. If you are suf-
fering from strained vision. my scien-
tific test of the eyes will reveal the
cause. and pair of my properly
made glasses will give you relief
CHAS. GASHO. Oph. ID.
Margery Bldg.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

Try our quick delivery system il
You experience difficulty in gettin,
your goods promptly. Leader Gree
cry and Market.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20
USE OF WOOD STILL
LEADING IN POPULARITY

+ Great as the advance in fire. +
proof construction has been dur I
+ ing the last ten years. there has I
+ been no let-up in the use of I
+ lumber, and both architects and /
+ builders find themselves so de- 1
pendent on wood today that they I
+ are compelled to admit that the /
!. forests of the country are likely I
+ to be the CHIEF source of build I
+ ing material for many years to Z
!. come. I
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20
LADIES ELECT OFFICERS.

Last night at well attended
meeting the ladies of Apple Blossom
Circle, Women of Woodcraft held
their semi-annual election of officers
and the following selections were
made:
Guardian neigh bor-Ida Rhone.
AdYisor-Ida Peck.
Magician-Carrie Schrader.
Clerk-Georgia Andrews
Banker-Lucy Dean.
Attendant-M Margaret Falconer
Captain of guards May Borschell
Inner Emma Reister.
Outer sentinel-Anna Carrothers
Musician-F'lora Haskell.
Manager-Amie Robinson.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

If you live In Grand junction. we
would like to sell you bill of goods,
and are willing TO wait on you foi
three-fourths of it. and will give you
from 3 to 8 months on the balance.
Crown Furniture Company.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20
WHAT BILLBOARD SAID.

While walking down the street today
\ bill board caught my eye;
1he advertisements on that sign
Would make you laugh and cry.
rhe wind and rail had washed
Most half the sign away
The other half remaining there.
1t made the bill board say:
O, Smoke-coco-cola
Tomato catsup-cigarette
See Lillian Russell wrestle
With box of cascarets.
Hines Pork and Beans
VIII meet here in a finish fight
Ana Chauncey Depew Will speak
About Sapolio tonight.
Teeth removed without pain
BY an Old Virginia Cheroot-
Vote for Buffalo Bill
And wear a Nevy Tobacco suit.
Pains Fireworks for pain in the
head:
II cures without fail
Webber and Field are going
To have a great big fire sale
Watch for Lydia Pinkham's pills
The greatest show on earth
Richard Mansfield always wears.
An Uneeda Biscuit suit.
John Drew and Peter DAILY
Guarantee no cure no pay:
And Carter's Little Liver Pills
VIII play ping pong tonight.
Peruna for the horses
The greatest cure in town
XII Mccoy will meet the winner
We only ask five dollars down.
For sale at all druggists.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

After Won have seen everybody
else Won might see Fred NIantey
about robes and blankets.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

Every Front Rank or Boynton fur
mace installed by us is fully guaran
teed. ]. II. Lane.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

Bath mits ana WASH cloth at Van
Horns drug store, 551 Main: for
merly of Leadville.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

Special sale on Zap robes every
Saturday. Fred Mantey.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20
Looking
fOraPlaCe?

Let us show you. We have them
in city residences. residence lots. i'm
proved ranches, raw land under ca
nal, High Lines on both sides of the
river. These are bargains, and we
have others:
55 acres. fine fruit land. under
Grand Valley canal: $500.
20 acres. red soil, miles from
city: - acres in young trees; $500.
20 acres fine Orchard Mesa land;
Y mile from bearing orchard; $50
per acre.
a tract of High Line. and it's good.
at s65.
A handsome. brand new, five-room
bungalow; good location: modern in
every particular; for $4,000. Don't
look at this unless you want some
thing good.
Caldwell Walker Co.
t:iS Main Street.
WE WRITE FIRE INSURANCE AND
WANT SOME OF YOUR BUSINESS.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

This is oyereoat weather. Does
yours need any cleaning or pressingr
Phone Black 662. The Suitorium.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

Phone to Post & Boyd for 4 hack
day or night
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

The many interesting facts about
the recent election in this county.
published for the first time by The
Sentinel last night. have been the
cause of much comment.
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

For sale at all druggists,
Budweiser. Rum and Schlitz--
And Jeffries will be here tonight
To do Red Raven Splits. -Ex
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

While walking down the street today
bill board caught my eye:
1he advertisements on that sign
Would make you laugh and cry
The daily sentinel., 1908-11-20

Peruna for the horses
The greatest cure in town.
Kii Mccoy will meet the winner
We only ask five dollars down.
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02

The airship of to-day is treated in
a live, up-to-date article by George
H. Guy in the September Review of
Reviews. Mr.. Guys survey includes
even the achievements of Zeppelin,
the Wrights, mad Captain Baldwin,
as reported during the month of
August. The fundamental distinc-
tions between the various types of
airship are clearly set forth and the
information given by both text and
illustrations (including an important
discussion by Mr.. Thomas A. Edison
now for the first time published) will
be found absolutely indispensable by
any one wishing to keep abreast o.
the marvellous developments of the
current year in this field of inven
tion
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02

The Milford Chronicle pertinently
says: eve often wonder why it is
so many young men can be seen loaf
ing upon our streets until late hour
of night. Many of them are from
our best homes. The fathers of
these young men, many of them at
least are numbered among our best
citizens. If their COW or their horse
or even their favorite dog was away
from home after dark they would be
out on a search, but their own chill
dren can roam the town all night with
apparently no effort being made to find
them. The boy seems to be turned
loose to wander at will into the paths
of sin and vice and then we wonder
where all our tramps and worthless
specimens of humanity come from.
It is a regrettable fact that too many
of them come from seed terminated
in good homes and then sown in a
careless manner upon our streets and
back alleys. Readers is your boy
wasting his time on our streets? If
so had you better not at least look
after him as carefully at night fall
as you would your horse and cow.
We do not intimate that this evil ex-
lists to a greater extent in this COM
munity than in our sister towns but
the evil seems universal and increases
in magnitude as the years roll by. -
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02

The Town Council of the Town
of Smyrna is standing close to Officer
Cummins in his case with agent
Frank Stout of the Society of
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
Council is doing the right thing.
They employed Cummins to enforce
the dog ordinance and whether the
ordinance meets with favor or not,
whether our citizens believe in
shooting dogs on the street or not,
does not lessen Councils duty ii
the matter. The case now shifts
from Magistrate Anthony to Ken
County Court and our Town Council
should spare no expense in rendering
Officer Cummins the ablest defens
possible.
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02

The Milton Times in an editorial
in it's last issue treats of a subject
that is quite analogous to Smyrna.
1t say: Although the tomato crop
in this vicinity is short the four
factories located here will pay out
to growers and labOrers many thOus-
ands of dollars. These dollars mean
more business for our merchants and
everybody will be benefited. Only
a few years ago work was scarce and
labor cheap and many were compelled
to leave town and seek employment
in the larger cities. To-day our
canneries give employment to every
man, woman and child in the town
that wants to work, yet they are
compelled to import laborers from
Baltimore to operate the plants. This
condition of things is necessary only
during the tomato season as at other
times there is enough help living in
the town. Now, if our Gamers
would put up peas, berres, corn, etc.
steady employment would be given tC
a large number of people and oul
town would soon double in popula
tion. However, the growth of thu
town is prohibited by the lack o
renting houses and until this defec
is remedied the town will neve
grow. -
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02

Governor Fort of New Jersey is
winning the commentator of all law
abiding citizens on the stand he is TAX
ing with regard to enforcing the
law at Atlantic City. A law is of
no particle use whatever unless it
is enforced and to see a Governor of
the grit and determination of Cover
nor Fort, attracts attention not only
in his own state. but all states OF
the Union.
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02

Vermont's voice for the Republi-
can ticket will be nearly as strong
as in 1904, when Governor Bells
plurality of 81, 500 presaged the
landslide for Roosevelt. The vote
at yesterdays state election was not
so large as four years ago. but the
returns indicate the election of Lieu
tenant Governor Prouty as Governor
by plurality that will be from 28, OOC
to 30, 900. The Independence party
vote is small and will have no appre-
ciable effect on the result.
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02

Foley's Kidney Remedy will cure
any case of kidney or bladder trouble
that is not beyond the reach of medi-
cine. No medicine can do more.
All druggists, Smyrna, and w. R.
Keys & Co., Clayton.
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02

THE SMYRNA TIMES is published at smyrna
DEL, every Wednesday afternoon.
TIE TIMES is an independent paper devoted TO
the welfare of the town it represents and the
State of which it is part Ii also gives the
items of importance of the Eastern Shore oil
MARYLAND
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02
RoBT. D. HoFFECKER,
Editor and Business Manager.

A AOVERTIsEMENTS-TH SMYRNA TIMES is the
business medium not only for the town 1t rep
resents but for the outlying district otwhleh
is,the centre, embracing the towns of Clayton
Kenton, CheswOld, Leipsic, &c. rate OF %
cents an inch for first insertion and % cents
for each subsequent insertion will be charged
or transient advertising. Locals and Reading
Notices, 10 cents per lineiper issue. speela
discount on all semi-snnusl and yearly adver
tisemenS.
MS-SUBscRIPTIoN-si SO per annum. II
pOid strictly in advance s1.OO. No paper is
discontinued until all arrears are paid up
except at the option Of the publishers.
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02

OFFICE:-Next Door TO the Fruit Growers
Rstional Bank.
Telephone. No. 10.
Smyrna times., 1908-09-02
Sm1YT'WU, DeI.,

founded by Robert D. Hofecker July 5, 1854
Editor and Proprietor until February 10, 1907
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON. SEPT. 2. 1905
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-10-03
WIFE OF FOURTEEN MEN.
Two of Them Fight and the Woman
 Is Held.

Chicago, Oct 3.-Charged With having fourteen husbands. admitted ly the wife Of five men, one Of whom is declared 10 have died under sus- picious circumstances. Mrs Marie Bollenyen. arrested after fight be. tween two of her husbands. was held yesterday to the grand jury In bonds of $2,000.
 Blgamy. the formal charge, was made by two men, John Whitfield, who says he married the woman eight years ago. and Joseph Bol- leyen, who married her in the coun- ty building November IS. 1907. Mrs Bolleyen admitted she was married to five of the fourteen men whom the police assert she welded.
 The confessed husbands are James French, Lamars, Ia, who, It is said, died mysteriously fifteen years ago; Arthur Cameron, former railway conductor; John Whitfield, cigar maker; Ely Lee, n conductor, and Joseph Bolleyen, cigarmaker.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-10-03
Sand Eish.

At low tide in midsummer on ccr tain parts of the Breton coast men and boys with baskets and hoes descend the white beach to the sea's edge. They are anglers, but the fish they seek live on dry land. With his hoe each fisherman makes swiftly in the packed sand shallow parallel trenches, very close together and about yard long. If the luck be good every scratch of the hoe uncovers three or four sil- very fish, the size of sardines, that leap up glittering into the air. They must be seized quickly or at once they bury themselves in the sand again. They are called lancons. The smaller ones are used for mackerel bait; tho larger, with their heads cut of. make, fried, an excellent dish good deal like fried smelts. With daylight tides the lancons are seldom bigger than . mans middle finger, but with the night tides. when promenaders have not disturbed the sand, they run very large indeed. Then, their lanterns nash- ing on the beach. the Breton flshermen often capture lancons foot long.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-10-03
SON OF LATE SENATOR.
Battered, Locked Up in Boston and
 Fined.

Boston. Oct 3.-John Francis Brice of New York, son of the late Senator Calvin s. Brice, was before Judge Perrins in the West Roxbury district court yesterday on charge of drunkenness. He paid a fine os $5 and immediately left for New York, where his business cards in dicated that he had an office at No 60 Wall street.
 Brice was arraigned in Jamaica Plains Thursday night after a rough and-tumble fight which damaged Patrolman Buffers clothing and landed the young millionaire in the police station with badly bruised fea- lures.
 A search revealed $2.10 in cash and notes payable to John F. Brlce amounting in all to $10,000. One note was for $32,000.
 Young Brice showed the police a receipt for dues at the Harvard club, New York. He wore a costly dia- mond pin and carried a valuable watch.
 He told the police that he had been visiting his sister in Newpork but had no knowledge of what had happened for week.
 Brice was bailed out soon after his arrest. He was driven to court this morning in the carriage of John T. Armstrong, close friend of the late senator.