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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08
GLOBE SIGHTS.
[From tho Atchison Globe

From the Atchison Globe.1
Prepare for the worst; 1t is liable
to happen.
It is harder to hate folks than it In
to like them.
When you want thing. an hour In
a long time to wait.
You can easily play a Joke on a man
who likes to argue: agree with him.
Most men make the mistake Of nm.
derestimating the strength of the
enemy.
When a man Is in danger, II ia MT
gossip to tell him 80, IL you are his
Do something for the town In which
you live, and you will DO something
for yourself. =
When a man suffers with fnsornrt.
he wants to wake UP everybody eiss
in the house to prove 1t.
succeeds, he will never admir- tfs 4n :.
was your advice he followed
Never do what an enemy wants vo,~
70 40. An enemy wants you to sfaaI
lie. get drunk. and harm yourself gen.
A bright Atchison girl saws 49,
are two kinds of young men h neae
those who take the girls places go
those who call. anu
Every woman has some nseca :.
furniture handed down on "her motS 3.
than of her husband. moro
All the advice given in won..n,.
magaxines on how to be an ideal r,,nas
ooesn.t amount to this much: To he
an ioeai guest. stay at home.
Should woman shake
ny. or should she put a linn hanS ,-
yours, and make you feel 49, u IN
W went ha to drop It as soon as possib geg
w :. n ssn1ken hands with many
We mao committed an iudiScrefio@
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.
Iron the Philadelphia Record.1

IFrom the Philadelphia Record
Always on tap-A snare drum.
To elevate the stage It takes wings
and flies.
In fishing for compliments few peo-
pie need a guide.
A monumental liar-The fellow who
composes epitaphs.
Naturally the best foundation for q
successful business career is rocks
Whether a dinner is worth waiting
for sometimes depends on the waiter.
"That's a horse on me-" exclaimed
the Jockey as he fell under his mount.
When a fellow pays attention to a
girl that isn't the only thing he pays,
by a long shot.
Most girls like to look cute, but IT'S
hard work when they get up beyond
the 150-pound mark.
The good that men do may live after
them, but it isn't so apt to keep on
drawing interest as the evil.
No, Maude, dear; we have never
heard that the patent medicine man
would pay mode for a testimonial from
a curate.ss.
Critic-'I thought you had a song in
your comic opera called The yerma-
form Appendix Author-"Oh, they
out Il out
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08
A Lion Tamer,s scored.

The boarhound growled, and the
great yellow lion. leaped back in
fear.
1.-THE lion could kill the hound
the trainer said. "but he doesn't think
SO. He thinks the hound could easily
kill him."
''Why?"
when the lion was a cub, this
boarhound, full-grown, lived in the
cage with him. The big dog could.
of course, lick the little cub, and the
cub therefore feared and respected
him. Now the cub is grown UP, but
he still thinks the hound Is the bet
ter.
1--WE rear a cub with full-grown
hound in this way for a reason. The
hound is protection to US trainers
afterwards, when the cub Is grown;
for then, should he become rambunc-
tious. one look from the dog will
send him, subdued and ashamed,
sinking off to the cages farthest cor
ner."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08


A number of scandals and
| tragedies have been consuming news
paper space during recent weeks, and
| each one has been the revealing of
some secret which has been gnawing
at the heart Of it's unfortunate pos
SCISSOR.
How many grim secrets are all
| than is imagined, although all will ap-
pear in the day of dwellings.
Such a day came, all unexpected,
for woman who is familiar charac-
ter in literature. She entered upon 1t
as blithely as upon other days. little
dreaming of the tremendous events
that would make over her whole be-
ing ere nightfall. So runs life.
A man is turned aside by some
seemingly trivial circumstance, into a
new community. and there meets the
woman who becomes his wife. and
consequently, the shaping force in all
his future career.
A traveller falls into wayside con-
versation, and finds a gate open into
new life work. A chance meeting
~ Oe-eOo a AAAO-Aoii5 "A lIldll
goes. casually and indffferentIy, into
church service, and there hears
words that transform his character.
The woman in the story thought
that she had encountered nothing
more than one of the trivial CONVERSE
tons for which she was ever more
than ready; instead, she round herself
in white light of knowledge and
purity which not only revealed her
innermost secret shame, but also barred
her soul to it's first vision of itself
The setting of the story of the
woman of Samaria is intensely human.
A teacher and his little company of
followers were making a long jour-
ney that is. long when every mile of
the way must be traversed afoot.
They were weary, thirsty, worn; es-
pecially so was the fine-fibred, sensi-
tive-souled leader of the band. The
highway lay through country that was
partly alien and unacceptable. A re-
ligious schism-than which no chasm
Is wider or deeper-divided the way
farers from the inhabitants.
The leader sat on the curb of an
ancient well to rest. Here was water,
provided by the labors of a remote
ancestor, but means to draw it were
not at hand. Shortly appeared one
Of the swart, 1.-THE, comely village
woman, bearing gracefully upon her
shoulder the immemorial water jar,
which millions of women still carry
and fill every day. This woman had
bold, starting eyes, and tell-tale
brazenness of air about her. When
the lonely traveller asked for a drink,
she sought first to traffic speech.
Irresistibly, the incident suggests
the truth that whether men will it so or
not, life's deep things cannot be hid.
Character and conduct are a book
finally read clearly. Some day the
world will know those deep. dreadful
secrets which haunt their possessor
like a spectre, no matter how well he
may have tried to conceal them. A
recent item told how man of rs
years had sent for the officer Of the
law, in order to confess to crimes
committed long, long ago; the burden
of guilt had become intolerable.
There is no peaceful life except the
life that is either pure or pardoned-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08
Ingenious Stage Speech.

Signor Giovanni Grasso, Signor Mini
Aguglia, and about thirty members of
their Sicilian company arrive in Paris
tomorrow, to appear at the Theater
Marigny.
1t is recalled that Signor Grasso, who
is looked upon as one of the glories of
Italy, made an effective response to the
enthusiasm of an Argentine audience
after a performance. Advancing to the
front of the stage. he drew from his
pocket a letter.
This letter." he said, lis from my
mother in Catanfa. She is eighty years
of age" Then, as his eyes moistened,
he added: ct cannot thank you as I
would, but feel that I should like to
embrace every one of you as embrace
the page on which my mother has sign
ed her name" The enthusiasm Of the
audience was transformed to delirium.
Paris Correspondence London Mail.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08
JOURNAL ENTRIES

One good way to save money Is to
quit reading the market quotations.
= y -
It's proper this year to remind the
girls that faint heart never won fair
gentleman.
X =
With some folks conceit is not only
q bad fault, but it also indicates ex-
ceedingly bad taste.
- -
SANDER does not generally meet
with much regard for only the base
believe what the base utter.
. x =
Charles Lamb gave some good ad-
vice when he said: mot only strike
while the iron is hot, but make it hot
by striking
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

Long and loud whistles will go up
from many men over the modest re-
quest of Mr.. Metcalf, the secretary of
the navy. for appropriations aggregat-
ing $73,770,000 merely for new ships.
But 1t would be safe to bet that even
this big sum is not satisfactorily large
enough for one Hobson.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

j. NJ. Nation, the state auditor, is
versatile ais to the ideas for amusing
himself. He has given up his hun
dred mile walk to go in the business
Of raising chickens. In giving up the
walk in order to devote his time to
hens 1t might be said that a poor ex-
cuse is better than none.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08
}I.lEl41l,CI3C17'

Sir Harry Mclean. der Morocco guy
vot vas catched. vas wort hondret-
tousand to Misder Raisuli, der stick
upper vot catched him. Uf. fought
YOU'D bring dot much, would hire q
btndit to svipe me und den dif1do nit
him.
Yoorupean froot ISIS more egspensif
den der home product, und iss poosualiy
bad, but neferderlessly. der egsperfence
uf Alice Thaw, vich purchased q lemon
named Count Of Yarmouth fer seferel
millions und den had to pay somevon
to take him OUT her hands, will nod stop
blankety fool American Mammas from
buying dis brand uf decayed wegeta-
pie.
Bryan sayss Vail Streed iss q school
for tiefs, but he ferg!ts to mention dot
only q few uf der more promising pu-
pills dereof efer earn enough to pay
deir tuition.
Thaw may nod be Grassy now. but
dere iss sdill hope. Hiss lawyers und
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

According TO the roll of the attor-
neys in Kansas as compiled by D. A.
Valentine, clerk of the supreme court,
Topeka is blessed with 1877 toters- of
the green bag, larger number than
any other city in the state. That is
one for about every three hundred
of population and Is a great plenty.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

II would seem that Bob Evans was
not far off when he said that the great
cruise of the great fleet might result
in "frolic." 1t was necessary for
him to postpone the departure from
Punta Arenas for twelve hours so that
MS officers and men could have a
chance to partially return the cour-
tes1es extended to them by the Chill
cans
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08
Representative Smith of

Representative Smith of Arizona
declares that non-reservation schools
make bad Indians. This would seem
to be better for the Indians at any
rate than to have any sort of schools
make good Indians of them accord
ing to the general acceptance of the
latter EXPRESSION
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

No one will dispute the mathema-
dca1 correctness of the startling an
nouncement that the population of To-
pelEa will become extinct in 2176 pro-
vided the death and birth rates in the
city maintain their present ratio be-
cause no one of the present day cares
a rap what the condition Of Topeka
win be two or three centuries hence.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

silence of some months. is now gu:
with an interview to the effect that the
next presidential campaign will have
to be fought out on the personality of
the opposing candidates. Outside OF
perhaps some variance about the tariff,
he believes there will be no real differ
ence in the platforms of the two par
ties. This has been the idea of other
people for some time
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

In the annulment Of the marriage of
Harry Thaw's sister to the Earl of
Yarmouth. another International ro-
nance has been brought to the usual
conclusion. 1t seems that the Ameri-
can heiresses will never learn sense
from the unfortunate steps of their
sisters. Each one seems bent on learn
ing the lesson through the bitter me-
dunn Of personal experience.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

So frequently has the safe in the
postof1ice at Stamford, Conn. been
blown open by robbers that the post
master has placed a placard on i.
reading: This safe is not locked. so
please do not blow 1t open" This
postmaster is an obliging individual to
say the least.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

Considerable discussion is being in
dulged In at Washington over the
naval programme to be adopted by
the present congress. President
Roosevelt thinks it should contain
provisions for four new battIeships
The house committee on naval affairs
is inclined to favor but two Hobson
has not been heard from on this point
but he probably favors a hundred.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

A photographic record Of the rather
acrimonious exchange between Mr..
Bryan and Andrew Carnegie, Lyman j.
Gage and Victor Morawetz at a ban
quet in New York on wednesday
night, when the toasts became roasts.
would be highly entertaining.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08


Ded Franch killed whole gang uf
tended dot Tangier niggeros er any
body else, fer dot masser, vas planned
fools to gedt in der way uf Franch
solchers ven dey stampede.
Hold. me somebody" Says der cidy
council. 81 am naple to chump on dot
gas company und hurt i'd" APROPOS:
Vonce I knew a dog, vich vas chained
to a post. He vas a fierce actor, und
der chain ven anybody came near.
Vonce der chain broke, und being a
dinged coward uf a dog, he vas in a
deuce uf fix, und nearly ran hiSSeluf
to deaf gedding away.
MORAL: Look oudt, council. Der
chain might break.
Assassins might kill our Teddyfelt
like dey killed der Kink uf der Portu-
ven Teddy got trough NIT dem, dere
would be plendy uf disinterested by
ISLANDERS to finish der chob uf killing
dem. Lot ISIS Won characteristic uf der
Unated Stats es q nation. Some uf
us may be demmycrats, populites or
prohibs, but none uf us will stand fer
any mopkeying NIT our republican,
egsecutif. 49,
Anoder argumendt againsd der pri-
mary law, ISIS dot i'd sQuashes der only
VISIBLE means uf subbort unchoyed py
some uf our coundy cendral commit
teemen.
Vile you are feeling sorry fer der
Chicago bolicemens vot vas hammered
oop Ply der mob. chust take a few min
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

General j. w. F. Hughes has
resolution he will press at the next
meeting of the city council which will
seek to prohibit the gas company from
ever charging more than 20 cents a
thousand feet, for natural gas. This
resolution will be popular with the
people but it would have been more
to the point IL it had been thought Of
before the franchise was adopted.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

In a recent raid on the rooms Of
singing society at Salina the authori-
ties seized $500 worth of liquor. This
will preclude any further harmony in
this orEanAzation.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

Just because Representative Barth-
0Idt of Missouri says that Prohibition
In Kansas has been failure, that does
not make it so. Kansas people have a
different idea on the subject.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

Staid old New England is exper-
fencing earthquakes these days. Some
good severe ones are needed to liven
ND things In that part of the country.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

utes OUT und feel sorry fer der deutzens
uf small harmless skitizens who will
suffer fer id during der negst year.
Id ISIS reported dot Bristow saw
Stubs. Here's betting dot later in der
game Mister Bristow will nod only
''see," but raise misder Stubs.
Custodian Worries, uf der state haus,
iss going to stop peoples from crossing
der state haus lawn. He ISIS certainly
right. Id ISIS shame der way der pc
doostrians iss killing oudt dot -yoeti-
full dandelion crop.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

Thomas TaEgart, chairman OF the
peuaocratic national committee, after .
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08
A SATURDAY SERMON.

There cometh woman of Samaria to
draw water.-John Al.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08
FULL LEASED WIRE REPORT
OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS.

The State Journal q q member OF the
Associated Press snd receives the full day
telegraph report OF that great news Or
ganization for the exclusive afternoon
publication in Topeka.
The news Ii received In The State Jour-
nal building over wires for this sole pur-
nose.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1908-02-08

Vile you are feeling sorry fer del
Chicago bolicemens vot vas hammered
oop Ply der mob, chust take a few min
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-10-10
riases. as wen as show windows. are

riages. as well as show windows. are
decorated.
Mr. and Mrs william Johnson will
spend Sunday with Mrs. Johnson's par
ents in Englewood.
Miss LuelIa Stack went to Michigan
City today to remain over Sunday with
Miss Margaret Osos.
Mr. and Mrs Charles Gloeser saw the
Hagenbeck and wallace circus in Chi
cago this AFTERNOON.
Among the Hammond ladies visiting
in Chicago today are Mrs. Charles
Kasson. Mrs. w c. Belman, Misses
Grace Ducomb, Gertrude Schoen, Alta
Adkins, Inez Mickey, Lulu Symmes and
Nora Lacey.
Miss Ruby Wilson will go to Crown
Point to be the guest of her relatives
there over Sunday.
Miss Jennie Mabbs is spending the
day with her relatives In Woodlawn-
Mrs. William stieglitz is spending
the day with relatives in Chicago
Miss N E. Pickens of Chicago will
be the guest of Hammond friends on
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gilman of East Chicago
will be the guest of friends in Ham
mond tomorrow.
Mrs j. H. HummeI of Chicago is
spending the afternoon with friends in
Hammond.
Misses Belle Peterson and Rae Rock
well of Crown Point are being enter
tanned by friends in Hammond for Miss
Motifs luncheon.
Miss Emma Ainsworth of Crown
Point is spending the day with friends
in Hammond today.
Miss westbay of Crown Point is
the guest of friends in Hammond to-
day.
Sheriff F. S. Carter of Crown Point
was in Hammond today on business.
| Mrs. Thomas b. Brennan of Rim
bach avenue is visiting her mother
Mrs. Swift in Englewood, today.
Hats in the newest styles and col
orings for autumn wear at Miss L. G.
! Yates millinery parlors. over the
Lion store, in the Rimbach building.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-10-10
IRvING scHooL PARENTs.

The first meeting for this school year
Of the Parents club of the Irving school
was held Friday, Oct. 9. After pro-
gram by the children and a short talk
by Miss Adkins, the following officers
were elected:
President-Mrs. T. o. Thompson.
Vice president-Mrs. Rosenberg.
Secretary and treasurer-Miss Blake.
Social committee-Mrs. Burns, Mrs.
Horner, Mrs Boutwell,, Mrs. J. w.
Thompson, Mrs. WeymuelIer, Mrs. Rock.
Program committee = Miss Adkins,
Miss Lawson. Miss Bauer Mrs Anglin,
Mrs. Munsen.
Calling committee-AIrs. Nichols, Mrs.
Robbins, Mrs. Rhodes. Mrs. Newell, Mrs.
Brew baker. Mrs. Buckley. Mrs. Love,
Mrs. J. w Thompson, Mrs. Weymueller,
Mrs. Theobald, Mrs. Klein. Mrs. Aus
tin.
After a talk on the necessity of a
hearty cooperation hetuAAn parents
and teachers by W. A. HIlL the meet
ing adjourned.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-10-10
WHY SUFFER /?
Breathe Hyomei and Kill the Loath-
some Catarrh Germs.


Just as long as you have catarrh
your nose will itch, your breath will
be foul. you will hawk and spit and
you will do other disgusting things
because you can't help yourself. The
germs of eatarrh have got you in their
power; they are continually and per-
sistently. digging into and irritating
the mucous membrane of your nose and
throat. They are now making your
nose and. throat. They are now max
ling your life miserable; in time they
will sap your entire system of its en-
ergy, its strength, its vigor and vitality.
But there is one remedy that will
kill the germs and cure catarrh, and
that is Hyomei. the Australian dry
air treatment.
Summers Pharmacy will guarantee
Hyomei to cure catarrh, or money
back. Don't delay this pleasant anti
septic treatment. Breathe in Hyomei
and kill the germs.
Summers Pharmacy will sell YOU a
complete Hyomei outfit. including in
haler, for only s1.O0. 1t is also guar
anteed to cure bronchitis, asthma
coughs. colds, hay fever and Group.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-10-10

Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel A. Bell gave a
very pleasant party last evening at
their home in South Holman street for
the members of the Alpha Phi club and
their husbands. A very dainty lunch
con was served at $50 O'Clock, after
which the guests spent the evening
at cards. Progressive pedro was
played and the honors for the evening
were awarded Mr.. and Mrs. Ellick. The
members of the club, and their hus-
bands are Messrs. and Mesdames W.
Hill, Walter Hammond, Frank Ham
mond, w. ]. MacAIeer, w. f. Bridge,
Robert ellis. H. E. Williams. II. H.
Henry, C. Gilman, Richard Winekler
and f. W. Bump.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-10-10
OVER TIE TEA CUPS
oNE-THIRTY O'CLOCK LUNCHEON.

ONE-THIRTf O'CLOCK LUNCHEON.
Miss Irene Mott entertained at one
of the prettiest parties of the late sea-
son today at her home. in South Hob
man street. Miss Mott gave a one
thirty o'clock luncheon in honor of
Miss Harriet Crumpacker, whose we6-
ding to Clarence A. Scott takes place
this fall. The hostess received her
guests between / and 1 80 in the large
reception hall. which was prettily done
in green and white. Mrs. F. r. Mott
and the Mesdames T. E. Bell, B. L. P.
Bell and Charles G. Holman received
with the hostess and assisted in the
dining room during the serving of the
luncheon.
Two long tables were set for the
guests. the brides table in the dining
room, where the young unmarried girls
were seated. The other table was set
in the large living room. The rooms
were beautiful with their decorations
of green and white. Great masses of
asparagus and maiden-hair ferns were
i used. The chandeliers were prettily
arranged with ferns and the lights
were shaded with green. In the center
of the brides table was an immense
bunch of brides roses. At the corners
/ of the tables were tapers prettily
/ shaded in green. The place cards Were
| heart-shaped and very daintny dec
GRATED in green and white. The brides
rose was the flower used on the cards
/ An elaborate five-course luncheon was
/ served carrying out the color scheme
as far as possible Invitations were
issued to thirty guests and about TWEEN
| ty-five present The following were
the invited guests: Mrs. Orlan Grant
| of Rensselaer,, Mrs. H. Hummel of Chi
! cago, Misses .Lucie B. Colt of New
York city, Belle Peterson and Rae
Rockwell of Crown Point Mary Win
die of Valparaiso, Mesdames w. c.
Nee, l. L. Bomberger. w. H. Gostlin,
w. Ray Hatch, Nellie Bicknell Dun
ham, G. Fl. Austin, Charles Albert
Smith. Ralph S. Groman G. L. Smith
Charles r. Dyer, David T. Emery. Cal
lie Klingensmith and p. A Parry,
| Misses Argyra White, Anne Cullinine,
| Mary Nelson, Agnes Meik1e, Grace Du-
comb, Mary Ibach. Fannie Ruhstadt,
Amy MacGregor. Ethel Ebright and
| Harriet Crumpacker
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-10-10
FOOTBALL TEAM GOES
TO MICHIGAN CITY

The football team representing the
Hammond high school, journeyed to
Michigan City this afternoon where
they will contest for honors against
the team from that city
The boys are confident that their
disastrous defeat at the hands of South
Bend Will not be repeated and they
expects to take the first step in secur-
ing the championship of the Tenth dis
trict.
Hammond defeated Michigan city
last year and the team representing
this city expects to repeat the per
Torrance today.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-10-10
HAVE INTERESTING MEETING.

The Woman's Foreign Missionary so
ciety of the First Presbyterian church
met yesterday afternoon at the home
of Mrs Elizabeth Shields in Carroll
street. Mrs. H H.. Henry and Mrs.
Shields entertained at the social hour,
which followed the business and served
their guests with dainty refreshments.
Mrs. Klooz was in charge of the pro-
gram. which was a study of Japan.
Several interesting paPers-on the coun-
try were read by tie ladies present.