New-York tribune., 1908-06-14

but never saw one made good Tell ... What III
do though In the far corner Of the a--- there is
what Swiftly foe calls his kitchener where he warns
up his chOwder and beans There. FL burner
gas stove, an old fryin pan, and a -e. -o- Vow
here's d dollar You take that on. .- -.z-h-ave
and spend it for meat scraps and lee.le green's Then
YOU come back here. and while JARVIS s- are aLin'
a little exercise. if you hash ur ing that's
fit to eat III believe your whole yarn - -ou make
the try.
Does hes say. you never saw .-. d ,ctIed
Frenchv in YOUR life Before Jarr-- a- -. had cot
nicely peeled down for our delaEe bort
Heiney is back with his bundles- has -e frv.1'
pan secured, the gas bazin and IS -- things
together like juggler dom a stage
He sheds the blue jumper. ties "a bath el around
him for an apron. makes hat out o- .arer bag
and twists some of that stringy lip Do ION Of his
into a pointed mustache Honest. b. Int look
nor act any more like the wreck thar ragged
the mop in there half an hour before than look Ike
Bill Taft. And by the time we've had our three
rounds and a rub down, hes stant.- led I'D
beside little table that he's found his arms
spread out like he was goln 10 take -..
'' MeSSielrS- says he, eet ees serve
Good" saws |. I'm Just about c- kin a
hot lunch What kind of mess have ..- here
anyway, Heiney> Any alum IN II H~--d if
don't make you put away the who-- -...- match
IIow's that Well say, l cou.t-- r..-- It, or
say whether It stew. frE ~ omelet
but for an imprOmptu sample gt -s- grub It
was little the fastest article ever lacked up
Why" says Jarvis, srnackin' his after The
third forkfu1 It's ris DE- geaa, isn't #
But yes, monsieur, says He- his face
1ghtin up. 'Eet ees ris ds rcIn Cyt % faIn-
C1eT"
And what's that in Enclizh: says
In Englise" says Heiney. shrug-.- his Shout
ders. ''eet ees not exist Eet ees Par----e.
Bully for Paris. them says J. Whatever It
might be if it could be naturalIzeI r. -cles The
spot | take it all back, HeineE You ~r.t,lest
chef that ever juggIed fryIn' pan Il r.-- IN the
riddy-vOo, seal-voo-Plate-
WTELL, what DO YOU guess. -. ergages
wv Heinev on the spot. and an ho-r -.~ they e
sc5rted for Blenmont. both Of EN- ar--- IKE hey
thought this was a good world 20 1--we H. after all
Yesterday me and Sadie accepts --e. ~ invite
out there 10 dinner; and It was worth ~ out TO
get From start to finish 1t was the finest that ever
happened Afterwards Jarvis has Hc--.- come up
from the kitchen and show himself while He drinks
his good health, And say, IN his "---e -0g- and
starched linen cap, he got the chef "- .r canned
goods ads lookin' Ike a hash rJIStler .e-0e-E-
As for Jarvis he's got the pink back FL .f5 .1eehS,
and IS hOldIn his chin up once more. .-. men We
left in the nornin' he was out ho--- .ape u
hundred labrers that WAS tak1n that -. II wheel
barrows and cartin 1t off where It F.--. -l-eriere
with the lake
Shorty" says he. i don't know . ,'t It,
but you've made me a sane man a-a.- md owe
YOU more than"
..Ah chuck it," says 1T was ..-. Ieiney
that cured YOU
Really SAYS he Then yoo Jar. .-rer N
homeopathic psychotherapeutics
Which," saws Saw. write thai IN my
cuff by syllables, VIII YOU, l want -- q. on
Swiftly Joe