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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Strinad Guns Now.

A sailor was painting a big gun in
stripes of red, yellow and blue
That is the newest wrinkle" he ex-
planned. 1T makes a gun practically in
visible. Germany's the inventor.
"All sorts of tests have been made.
and the results show that cannon
painted in red, yellow and blue stripes
comes. against no matter what back
ground, the nearest TO invisibility of any
visible thing known. The next step
and you'll see twill be the painting of
warships red, yellow and blue, and the
adoption of red. yellow and blue for
soldiers and sailors uniforms"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Oh. Lizzie! Listen!

Laura Jean is going to dramatic ]!
her sob stories and there are thirteen "l
them. The gallery gods and the cla>>,
audiences will have something to apn'"'
to their emotions next season They
are each in four acts and guaranteed I"
bring forth the sobs and throbS. Here
is the list: Don't Judge Her Too HARSH.
ly Till You Know Her Sad Love STORY.
Another Mans Treasure. The Afa'--
doned Bride. DO You Love Ne, Dear
The First Kiss THE Heart of SAUCE
Susalyn." Love Ne and | Am hiIs,
Love or Honor" Look Before ~
Leap. IF the Heart Is Truly M4.'".
In Moment of Temptation, in n
Unguarded Moment ana ''KnoWlHE -'"'
GNt Trusting Him Stili.''
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17

are the ultimate development Of The t,r.
story tin dinner pail, and without shan an
me f h..;ea; and elegant shipping CLERK
her wealth of golden curls. NAV c nun
them carry
During the hard times they did ca.--
them. too. Even the bosses carrTeJ S 81
in some cases. But now prosperity S'-, ~.
turns, the Quick lunch Joint has 80! re-
thing its own way again. ana TIC
genious manufacturers of the aDotba
osIzed lunch box must depend as bers.
tofore, upon the export trade" mere
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
When the Huckster Is Most Jealous.

Il never buy anything from q lnta
ster who makes great cutlery about l.s
stuff or seems very anxious 10 st
Il south end housekeeper. ieF wy
chances are ten TO one that there
something the matter with whatever "'
has 10 sell
when two men with one WAGON -.
MP the street roaring 'apPOolS, 50 vi
can he heard for four or Eve blocks !
know that some cold storage man ga
big stick on hand just about U >g
and that the hucksters know thai ''-.;5
tion ot the apples as well as iae ~
storage man. hence their zeal ana e;''i
to gel rid cf their stock. ST. l''
Globe Democrat.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Still the Panama.

THE Panama hat viii still be the
most correct hat for summer wear
said Broadway batter. "Only fine
panamas viii be worn, though | am
stocking nothing under So
THE Panama will always be correct
because it is at once handsome and
costly. 1t is not a durable hat. II emit
be folded like a handkerchief and then
returned unframed to its original shape.
1t can't be passed through a finger ring.
1t can't be used with impunity as a
drinking cup, pillow, a baseball, a
door mat.
mo. a good Panama must be treated
carefully. Rough handling will split it
the same as any other straw And with
the best of treatment it win only last
few years.
For the Panama is not an oyer-dur-
able hat. We have learnt that our
ideas about it in the past were mostly
fallacies."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
The Leech a Weather Prophet.

\ leech confined in a vial of water
viii prove an excellent weather prophet.
II the weather is TO continue fine the
leech lies motionlesS nj the bottom of
the vial and rolled together in a spiral
form. If II is to rain, either before or
after noon. It is found 10 have crept up
to the top Of its lodging. and there il re-
mains sill the weather is settled. Ii we
are 10 have wind, the poor prisoner gal
iops through his limpid hahitatian with
amazing SwiftneSS. and seldom rests tin
II begins to blow hard-Scotsma
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
A Bit of Forestry.

DO You know how 10 tell hard wood
from a soft wood tree?' said a forester
'I'll tell you how to do it, and the rule
holds good not only here, among our fa-
miliar pines and walnuts. but in the AM
tipodes, among the strangest banyans.
baobabs and what-nof
Soft wood trees have needle leaves.
slim, narrow. almost uniform in breadth
If YOU don't believe me, consult the pine
the spruce. or the fir.
Hard wood trees have broad leaves Of
various shapes-the oak, the ebony, the
walnut, the mahogany and so on.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17

q scratch. it is true but his employer had
visions of being compelled TO keep him
for life. and had adopted the wise
course of sending him at once 10 the hos
pital After the house surgeon had ex-
amined him carefully. he said to the
nurse:
AS subcutaneous abrasion is not OBJ
servable. | do not think there is any rea-
son to apTehend tegumental ceatriza-
ton Of the wound.
Then, turning to the patient, he asked
quizzically:
What do yon think, PatI'
'Sure. sir said Pat you're Won
derful thought reader, doctor. You took
the very words out of my mouth That's
lust what ] was going TO say.'-Curfent
Literature.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
The Lunch Joints Triumph.

The clerk pointed sadly to a great
heap of music rolls. chatelaines, hand
cameras, paint boxes. silk reticules and
legal looking bags Of green baize.
These" be said, have stopped sell
ins since the revival of good times. They
are all lunch boxes, you know. They
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Domestic Comfort.

Excuse me for not stopping" ex.
claimed Little. I'm in hurry to get
home"
That's rather unusual" said Large.
What's the trouble?"
MY wife has cold" explained Lit
tie and she can't speak above a
whisper. - Bohemian.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
rs Sometimes Ike maj.

They were rehearsing for the Easter
theatrieals.
.'You mean TO say cried the heroine.
clearing her throat. that the people in
the back of the house can't hear us speak
our lines?'
The professional trainer held up his
hand with Il soothing gesture.
Yes, but don't let that worry YOU =
lie said They can hear the prompter,
so they won't lose touch with the play
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Chollie,s Awful Mistake

Marie-Wasn't it shocking about Chol.
lie Worthington! He fell cat of his new
airship when il got stalled half mile
up in the air,
LiIian-How did Cholly come to fall?
Marie-lIe thought he was in his au-
tomobile and jumped out 10 push it back
home Bohemian
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
The Poetry Crop.

The poetry editor of one of the duller
and more expensive magazines took out
his notebook.
I'm compiling statistics of the way the
poetry trade is trending," he said. Last
years crop was n good one. 1t totaled
up to 3,916,4T2 pieces. I'd classify it
about like this.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Then the Quarrel Ceased

They We're having the usual family
quarrel As was also usual she could
not convince him that she knew where
of she argued,
Didn't | 20 to school. stupid?" she
screamed
Yes. dear. you did" he replied calm
k. And you came back stupid. "-Bo-
hemian.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Making It Clear.

a college professor, in company with
his son. was enjoying a walk in the
country, when he met an old farmer. 1t
had been q very wet season. and the
professor, thinking to start the CONVEX
sation in way that would prove in
teresting to the farmer. remarked:
There has been Il rather abnormal
precipitation Of late"
The farmer seemed somewhat embar-
rasseG. and the professors son. WHO used
a different vernacular, though he was
a student in the college 20 which his
father was attached. attempted to
straighten out the matter, Drawing the
farmer 10 one side, ne said in a superior
way:
The governor means that we've neen
having a he'll of lot of rain. '-Hurper's
Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Pertinent Question.

Yeast 7 see a Michigan Indigo has
ruled that sausage is Il sausage and
nothing else.
Crimsonbeak-But he doesn't rule that
q dog is always a dog and nothing else,
does hep Yonkers Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Philosophy,

The Easter bonnet is no Joke.
IL is a fact none can deny:
But when a man is going broke
It's better, sure, TO laugh than cry.
Washington Star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
Stung

"BigIey doesn't bother about politics
any more, does hep
NO. indeed
Let me see. when was it that he got
the gubernatorial bee in his bonnet?"
Just before he got il in the neck. -
The Catholic Standard and Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17

Advertise in this paper, and maSe 0-
wants known to your home peeps
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
How She Fools Us.

Spring, around yer very door
Sich n racket ralsin
Ruses3 why, there ain 4 score;
Keep the fire blazin'
Say she's goin to take the wor
Dress II up amazn'
Don't ven mind Her hair aln't curled;
Keep the fire blazin',
Here's Il violet for YOU
Sweet enough fer praisin
tFeteh backlog. -Throw on two;
Keep the fire hlazin.
Atlanta Constitution
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
A Mind Reader.

PAT lad got hurt-not much more than
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-04-17
One Short.

She asked him if he was the photg-
rapher He said he was.
She asked him il he took children's pie
lures. He said he did.
She asked him how much he charged.
lie said, -Four dollars dozen
Then I'll have to go somewhere else. y
she replied: Il only have eleven. Sue
coSs Magazine
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-15
Feast for the Poor.

Beneath their feet. in the cathedral
tombs. lay a victim OF assassins. One
wondered who among them might not
even then be planning a Ike deed or
contemplating its prevention
Up in the press balcony the while.
they chatted OF coronation gossip.
How today over Belgrade the poor
would feast. for the city had given
four oxen, a herd Of sheep, 10000 liters
Of wine that the poorest might cele-
brate the centenary or the dynasty.
The crown. some one mterjected. did
not fit well; IL weighed eight pounds
or so.
At TBS a. m. then. the clergy enter
ed in procession. First in white. then
In pink. then purple and lavender. as
rank prescribed. Down the aisle and
into the altar, Then the Metropoli
tan, he must dress amid his people: he
was being assisted into his snowy
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-15

2 7 reminded one OF the Russian. cor
onation, where. too. the church
! was small The ceremony was
almost Identical both patterned
On the Greek orthodox service.
The Serb church, however, is almost
Independent and owes allegiance to
ConstaUtlnople alone. The church in
teriors ere much ike IN the Russian.
save that the screen partitloning the
nave from the altar. behind which
wall no woman may pass. has here
two rows Of icons. or sacred pictures
with the faces metal covered. where
in Russia there IS but one.
Al the church center was built tho
royal seat Two steps, covered IN red
cloth. served for dias.
The throne was a settle. square,
heavily eilded and with sin, erect
back There having been no occasion
in Servia 10 use throne FOR centuries,
this seat was fashioned 10 order.
RED velvet. silver embroidery for the
back center. helped out the appear
ance W the chair. A footstooI OF red
velvet before Il. a canopy OF scarlet.
heavy with silver stitching and gold,
and upheld by four slender pillars
above. completed the royal seat"
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caps OF the order; rich gowns OF state
CARRIED their forms.
Prettiest Of all these robes are thu
dainty pink garments OF an inteFmed!-
ate order. The shade Is A light rose
notified with a satIny white hOral pat
tern-just enough 20 play the coIoTs.
Tratnbearers. all in yellow. follow
behind some of these. that the long
trailing robes. with trimmings often
Of gold, might not be soiled.
other of the Popes, again, wore an
equally satiny-white. notified in the
blue of a milk bubble. which is not
white only by contrast. Others are IT.
purple. still others in lavender: the
higher orders. in white and gold. wear
pearly iridescing miters. Altogether
the scene is bewildering.
Just behind the POpes stand the
wives of the Serb mobiles Here the
opera hat. with the plume dyed in
daintiest shades. and evening gowns.
the patchwork.
Behind them again stood the Skupt-
china or Serb parliament dun in color.
being men. men only. but yet not with
out interest The politician. in even
ing cloLheSs the SERB or the middle
class, in his Sunday suit the pope
Of lower rank, in plain cleric black
and the peasant in brown wool and
led stockings.
Over the aisle. again. was the mill
tary, with the major generals in gor-
geous scarlet and gold at their head.
Pale blue and dark. red and gold. high
topboOts OF patent leather, clanking
swords and jangling medals. caps with
aigrettes. beneath the arm belts and
spangles-One wondered how many
regicides we're among them.
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King Signs Document.

The religious service is over: thsrs
is stili the official one. The little gilt
desk Of the velvet top is brought tie
King. Soldiers hold out his robes, the
minlster-president gives the royal pen
10 his lord. and precisely at . O'Clock
0hey have timed things Weld Peter
signs the last document giving 10 him
and 10 his line the throne.
Gorgeous chOrals ring out from he
choir; the bishops face the King in
recognition now. ana n once the ordi-
nary mass OF the Greek Church IL
sOlemnly intoned.
The King removes mis- crown. 20
heavy it has left q scar for the mo
ment on his brow; candles. tied with
the national coiors, are put Ia place
King, Metropolitan. bishops. seat
themselves, the yelIOw-garbed altar
toys bringing in stools for the pre-
iates from behind the screen
With the mass the service ends.
At els the populac5 see the King
emerge 10 ride tTiumT liant through his
capital.
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DinIomafs Attend.

IN the far corner on the left st~od
the diplomats, some few with their
wives; behind them their encourage.
COckade hats. rich In ostrich plumes ;
ught-ntting coats OF dark green or
black. cTfss-crossed in braid and with
slded buttons a ribbon OF various
shades across the breast, medals and
honors, stripes and white wrist cuffs.
diamonds and brilliaEts. put the light
70 dancing in the diplomatic corps.
Jackson, the American legate, and
his secretary alone seemed minus color,
as they stood in natty dress suits, hob
nobbing with a Russian envoy.
Opposite the diplomats, in the right
fore corner, gathered the clergy Of the
church. With long shaggy hair and
boards, sometimes snowy white. they
seemed unique. Purple, violet or black
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Recognition Procession.

The royal procession is now at hand
outside-the long wait Is over.
-Four Popes in white. four Popes in
pink take place at either side-the
paths about the throne. Others. some
in vests OF lavender upon their robes
of pink, so farther down the aisle.
Flambedux and sacred objects are
borne entryward.
Then enter the King ia robe or,
better, uniform of scarlet, as BELTS
military monarch.
First there is a kiss Tor the cross
brought to meet him at the door.
Then communion, administered by the
Metropolitan. Then the slow ascent
up the aisle.
Behind the King follows the shield
bearer. Then the princes Of the blood.
Next a Gordon Of brilliantly attired
Officers.
The Princess Helena Of SeFvia and
her kinswoman, the Princess Monte
negro. succeed The latter wears a
coronet: her dainty robes are most
unique The daughter of King Peter
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-15

spend on a great gold coronet. cannon
metal from a gun used by Kara
George. the ancestor OF the present
King. in the wars OF just a century
before. was employed.
Velvet and jewels being added 70
this. a very neat crown results.
The orb OF state. the sceptcr. and
the buckle were simple though sffec-
tive as we'll. Once Peter sat enthroned
IN the great scarlet mantle, with err
mine trimmings throughout. crown on
head. regalia IN hand, re seemed every
inch a King.
For the coronation all stalls were
removed from the church. excepting
those against the walls; that Is. the
might be one). and the metropolitan
OF Servia- They were in scarlet all.
The great open space reaching from
The srched stone entry OF the church
to the altar screen was reserved for
guests. Fifteen hundred persons
found place here.
Behind the screen. round about the
square stand for crosses, missals. and
the like. a corps OF pOpes had place.
Again for the occasion there was
set IN the central path. between door
and throne. a gilded icon desk This
formed She point Of dividing for the
various corps as they entered.
Persons OF Greek faith here must
halt. kiss the glass. and. receiving
blessing at the hand Of the pope OF
the church (wearing today a pink
gown OF office, deposited a gold piece
in the slit at one side as an offering.
before reJoining their companions at
the tall center candle just beyond.
In the shadows thrown by three
huge chandeliers OF crystal. a kaleido-
scope OF color formed below, with the
various guests arrival.
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Then a chill Of Suppressed interest
sweeps the church. II is = sensati08
neves 10 be forgotten



There is not the faintest WHISPER n
all the church. A thousand thoughts:
the new reign 20 be begun. the threats
Of the anarchists and she reg .'das
visions Of the murdered predecessor
and his harlot-queen, the beautv o.
the prospect in the church-thess
surge through ones mind
Mechanically the eye sees the
pOpes close IN about the king An
adjutant removes the royal bel, Tbs
Metropolitan blesses the r0Eal rohs.
and places 30 about the King. ne
ermine collar the scarlet folds ~ d.
signery in darker red are oTaHa olt
by liveried equerries. One none b
white and one I'm pink cissr shut TIE
gown, and. with the sign Of the cross.
depart.
Fifteen minutes 20 9 by the cloek
the minlster-presiden % scarlet, -
becomes general bears on his 'ai-
vet cushion, the crown Of SerKia 20 Dts
King. Another general as escort -
at his side. an official in civil comes
behind.
From the cushion the Netropolitsn
lifts the crown and holds IT.. between
both hands. just before the King
Then Ike Napoleon. or some War
wick-the-King- maker. Peter takes Ito
crown and places 81. himself. upon his
royal brow.
Another bishop makes assiB he
cross. and then, IN turn. orr and macs
are handed the King by pODes Of the
church. and the buckle is rut into
place.
Something in old SIavonisu. in which
the whole service is conducted Is read
10 the King.
pope chants prayer OF long life tor
the King in voice grOWus ever l-f.d-
"a and louder. Peter STANDS the .,Hf.e.
crowned. holding full regalia. aJlen-
tive. Tie Deums sound. orb and mace
are restored TO the officers aud. hands
Eloved, Peter signs the OocGu'eut
which makes him King. with The M
tropDlitan 10 hold the book and pop
ian pink as witness.
Again the King takes his throne.
MS robe outspTead. The crown shim-
meriDg in the candle light The en-
tourage Wingle their colors. the pic
ture is one OF indescribabIe beauty.
Aloud. bat in a voice weak, perhaps.
from strain. Peter reads from still an
other volume q prayer for divine guild
ance in ruling the land. Then there
is common prayer. in which all pres
ant of the faith take part led nov -
the Metropolitan. kneeling and with
hack turned oH the standing King. II
reminds one Of the lands and days
when clerics unnade mOnarchs.
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meut as weu from an humble pope in
the aisle
Two bishops sold a book from which
the King reads aloud. Then. with
The sign Of the cross. they separate,
and high Official exerts his privilege
~ holding the royal hat.
Little wonder that Peter ordered the
ceremony shortened, as il is il will
last over an hour.
The choir now begins the long, splen-
did coronation anthems. Beautiful in
deed are these
Respondents follow. and AT their
close Peter seats himself. facing the
altar Generals. in rich scarlet. take
places at his side. Priests in pink
form angles from either hand The
sun pays IN for a moment only on
the scene: the choir intones once more
between the readings OF the poDes.
The church bells ring out the glad
news OF the completed prayer % the
waiting thousands outside"
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surmolnted By Silver Eagle.

together, this paraphernalia 10 stated
20 have cost s. 800. Il was given the
church by the King. and was Serb
made throughout. 4 double eagle OF
silver, suFmounted by q small giided
wheel. as fob to each corner. gold tas-
selling along the edges OF the cai.opy.
and on the inside Of the "soor =
painting Of st. George and st. An
drew resting among the clouds. with
orCzs and orb between them. oomplste
the adOnment e the cover.
Just beyond this canopy. TO the front
and IN the center OF the mating
drawn through the church. the dias OF
the metropolitan. two great circular
steps. the upper g biz smaller, and
both covered IN red baiLe. stood A
, huge candelabra Of bronze. fitted for
eight side candles and one center
light lit the dias at each side.
Farther on. at the lconastas. or altar
screen. ready and waiting. were the
regaliR Of the Serb King. The screen,
too. was worthy or notice Il contain
% a collection OF sacred pictures
which no tourist IS allowed TO omit.
Guded heavy carving on the upper
tier, and the north. middle, and south
entries 10 the altar. on the lower,
separate the pictures. Each. then,
has a narrower frame OF green polish
Cd stone. throwing the Oh into relief
Before each painting today a little
lamp was hung, throwing just shadow
enough 10 put the edges in shadow and
give weirdI- ess TO the subject
At either side the middle altar door
way. a pretty white stand. much like
an American woman's desk, had posi-
ton. with an icon. under glass. TO 90
cupy the slightly slanted top. This tire
psuitents kissed as they made devo-
lions at the church
Close beside one such desk arose
the stang FOR the royal mantle. A
gilded cIoaIzpole OF American pattern.
Il seemed. curved at top and base and
not ri all unpretty. Besides II, an oak
table. covered with red velvet, and
that IN turn fringed with gold. had
place 90 await the signing Of .docu-
ments of induction in office
To right and left. then too, evange-
ium stands. of greenish white silk,
gave "a different color motif
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-11-15
AMERICANS DRINK
COFFEE BY THE TON

Erwin B. Dudley. the American am
bassador to Brazil, says the American
people are the greatest coffee drinkers
in the world
The ambassador has been at the
Nadeau Hotel on his way to his home
in San Diego. He discussed the COM
merciai relations OF the United States
with Brazil, and stated that this coun-
Try buys about s. per cent Of the coffee
grown IN Brazil
The total figure of the business
transacted between the United states
and Brazil, according to the am
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robes by two deacoHs IN pink and
white.
The prototype, taking his place at
the sacred picture. meant 10 be kissed
and 10 receive the offerings. caught
the eye.
All the diplomats received decora-
tons this morning. Jackson, who may
not openly accept such token. got an
autograph picture OF the King in
stead. The Montenegrin ENJOYS, in
cioaks of sea green, with rifles in the
girdles: the Turkish cortege in fez and
boomers, We eye them all.