The Detroit times., 1908-05-21
SnppOsiug We Had
4 Woman President
in the White House?
= suf5ragette Aoltator Says They
Would Make Better Presidents
Than Men - But How
About Our HONEST


There said their credit who will take
Mrs. Commander seriously
At anticipate any action by the coming con-
Denver Chicago which would amount to an en-
dorsement of idea.
The outburss therefore only
be to discourage few and make them dissatisfied with
their place in woman's proper sphere.
There doubt in minds that there women
would presidents better better congress
public officials than have
4 in mind.
congress composed would least do something
M nothing than high tariff from imported dress
goods really but the delbera
lions body would reach that point standpatter
loose the legislative chamber just prior to
the
The rumor a capitol would no-quorum
lust long large and awaking would be
at standstl.
should passed fabulous
preparation for the country would the dogs
the White House, imagine anxious
delegation waiting putting the finish
ing touches receive it.
Married who the front porch nearheater
waiting wives complete the Of adjustment
will appreciate what the situation would be-
Mrs E. H. carriman coming up White House steps
Mrs. President has rpudaed Mrs Carrimans
raised campaign funds for her in the last cleo
on which reputation should have taken the form OF shorter
and uglier word.
Mrs Carrman called President the
that the be made dst
ang railroad which she acompishe in the follow
4 ing diplomacy:
"Nhy Mrs President even week.
have equal that and certainly look charm
ing in it."
Whereupon a desirable citizen
special message dispatched congress
providing the has been caught
II Mrs p M Organdy is next found at the door.
3s Things all up in Wal-st
discovered, Of them broke when
discovered panic impend unless Mrs President will imme
daey have the wheels and moved to
New York's financial district
This is very in the light of Mrs Organdys
istrategem
last message President recommending the public
children of
politics certainly charming also recommendation
FOR lace curtains the sleeping Your appeal tor
soldiers will solve the question
standing army should until all the mustered
Out the and forced into the kitchens where they belong
message could be- And where did
Syou get that lovely trimming for that skrt?"
treasury ordering
canary bird night Mrs President
ympatize evening Mrs vce-Pesden whose hus
band terribly upsetng boiler full Of hot
water while doing the weekly washing.
81 How would conquer buckng boncho
shoot bear though she might call conference of
discuss the Of beauty and other more
or less
N And imagine complicated bookkeeping
in separating the expenditures for powderace and
The foregoing possibilities a pres
dent and of composed of bit
but hope point
woman does not belong actively in politics
Her place is in the home and her efforts should be max
ing the home better in which capacity
i<ountry we'll
That is her shaping the countrys
M Important part.
Her duty step high place
in the
the home unbecomng right of franchise aspiran
public Office give the world right repre-
~ sent her as citizens, statesmen or soldiers
The right kind OF speak of their mouths when
~ to which they may be exalted
.& This Is mans service.
Womsns service is to give him prepare
& Il in the home.