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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
Real PhiIo

"I have bad news, Hen
the wife of the millionaire.
what is it, my dear?" asked
old man cody.
why, our daughter has eloped
with the chauffeur.
The old millionaire twirled his
glasses in meditation.
ooh, it might have been worse,
he yawned.
Worse? How could it have been
worse?''
"Why, she might have eloped with
the chef and then we would have
missed or dinner, my dear. Chi
cagO News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

NAL; trying to keep pace with
wealthy people and going in debt for
things they could do without; too
much theatre-going; expensive dress.
Young people begin now in the same
style their parents live and forget
how many years it took to establish
home like their parents. The world
is crazy on style and good eating.
We need to go back to a simple life.
Mrs. H. V. P, of Waldo, Fla, in
the Christian Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
His First Lesson in Astronomy.

Sir David Gill, formerly astronomer
at Cape Town, South Africa, had an
interview with Cetewayo, the great
Zulu chief. The dusky potentate
asked him how long it would take to
go to the sun in a Cape" wagon.
Making a rapid calculation on his
cuff, Sir David told the amazed chief
it would take 1900 years.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
CIOTX WOMEN.

Among The Sioux it was no disgrace
20 the chiefs daughter 10 work with
her hands. Indeed. Gays Mr.. Charles
4. Eastman in old Indian Days,
their standard Of worth was their
willingness TO work. but not for the
sake Of accumulation, only in order
10 give
Generosity IS trait that is highly
developed in the Sioux woman. She
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

Outlets in Aspc-Prepare chicken soufhe
into slices quarter OF an nch
thick outlets by of outlet cutter
with thick layer of asp1c jelly dec
rufes and hard cooked Whte
of egg garnish is place chicken outlet IN
each with aspic jelly and set them in the
refrigerator required for the table Unmod the Outlets
cold dish in the form of border fill
the centre cooked macedonia of vegetables
garnish round with small
( watercress-Boston Cooking School Magazine
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
III0USEE
YORK

Thousands of American women
in our homes are daily sacrificing
their lives to duty.
In order to keep the home neat
and pretty, the children well dressed
and tidy, women overdo. A female
weakness or displacement is often
brought on and they suffer in'silence,
drifting along from bad to worse,
knowing well that they ought to
have help to overcome the pains and
aches which daily make Life a burden.
It is to these faithful women that
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
Must Be Interesting.

A French visitor remarks that
"The Frenchman makes 10000
francs and keeps it until he dies
The American has $4,000 one day
and the next he is street car con-
ductor." This is start that piques
curiosity for the rest of the book OF
travel.-St Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

DR.. H. Campbell Thomson, of Eng
land, has been making use of the
cinematograph in nervous diseases,
taking pictures at the rate of 16 to
the second, showing the movements
of the patients.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
THE CAUSE OF POVERTY

I attribute much married misery
to too expensive wedding outfits and
wedding trips; setting up in style
too expensive, and wanting too many
things; buying on the credit and in
stalment plan; too many luxuries;
too much entertaining; no self-de-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
DJTCHESS A PHILANTHROPIS

DUC1EOS "A TI1lLa4N 111soA AZ 49,
Duchess Philip of Wurtemburg has
contrived bandage that is so scien-
tifically constructed that manufacture
ers have taken out patents covering
the right to make it in foreign coun-
tries. The duchess is said to be the
most popular of all the royal ladies
of Germany, and much of her popu-
larity is due to the interest she has
always shown in the sick poor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
Demand For Telephones in Pekin.

Advices received at Washington
state that in Pekin there are now
about seventeen hundred subscribers
to the telephone system, and that
the demand for connections is more
than the administration can keep
Jace with
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

Bricks made of sand and lime and
hardened in the air are used largely
in communities where there is no
clay from which clay brick can be
made, but where an abundance of
sand can be found.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

A woman takes more JOY out of
finding a withered flower that one
of the children pressed In a book
than a man does in finding a ten
dollar bill in an old suit of clothes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
MINATED.

1t was in the drawing-room after
dinner that they discussed an absent
maiden friends bad points with the
usual grim and scathing glee.
Having thoroughly dissected her
personal appearance they next paid
attention to her mental shortcom-
ings.
"She is very singular girl, ;"
spake the one.
Eyes. indeed" responded her COM
panion, "but then that is not her
fault, for l never saw a girl so anx-
ious to be plural. The Scoffer, in
Town Topics.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
The Sure Refuge.

The historian, Guizot, set out as
free-thinker. He said, Reason will
solve all" But as his years increased
he found himself in a whirlwind of
conflicting doubts and perplexities,
and finally, with unspeakable joy, he
fled to the authority of the Scriptures
as the Word of God.-Home Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

Altogether during the year 1908
there will have been under construc-
ton buildings directly or indirectly
connected with Princeton University
representing an expenditure of near
ly s2,OOO,000.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

The tribe of pigeons is peculiarly
liable to disease: We believe it to be
a fact that a large majority of the
pigeons in London are consumptive
or diseased in some way or another.
London Outlook.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

The shrinkage of wood from loss
of moisture has been found by the
United States forest service to range
from seven to twenty-six per cent. OF
the dry volume in different species.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

The plan of the proposed Henry
Hudson memorial bridge at New
York calls for reinforced concrete
span of TO feet and represents one
of the boldest engineering projects
of the time.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy fer female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, f1atulency, indiges-
tion, dizziness, or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

For the IL months ended March
81, 1907, London's consumption of
water amounted to 80, 125, 249, BAT
gallons, representing daily average
supply of 33 gallons head.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

Garfield Tea, Natures mild Herb laxative,
agrecably stimulates the liver overcome
constipation, ribs the blood of impurities
and clears the complexion. All druggists
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
Wise Bard.


Times were hard in Indiana.
What lay pays the best now?"
queried the caller.
1.-THE lay of BRICKS" replied the
spring poet as he tossed his inkweil
out of the window. And dropping
his pen, he donned his overalls, pick
ed up his trowel and started to work
at S. a day.-Chicago News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
A WOMAN ON WOMEN.

Mrs. Anna Rogers, in recent is.
sue of the Atlantic Monthly, asserts
that the American woman has mega.
lomania; that her attitude towards
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

FITS, st. Yitus'D Dance: Nervous Diseases per-
manently cured by DR.. Hines Great Nerve
Restorer. 50 trial bottle and treatise free.
DR.. Il. R. Kline Id. 931 Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

Hicks Capudine Cures Women's
Monthly Pains, Backache. Nervousness,
and Headache It's Liquid. Effects imme-
diately. Prescribed by physicians with best
results. lOc., 25c. and Soc. at drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

years with singing
pain in the back, VIC
lents headaches and
dizzy spells, and was
assured by a specialist
that his kidneys were
all right, though the
secretions showed a
roddicb hrioIy 6rct
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
And Other Places,

If every manufacturer were COM
DCliad to live within the shadow of
HI: own mill chimney Manchester
V hid be a much better place than it
IL Lloyd's Weekly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
SEVERE BLEEDING HEM0RRHOlDS,
Sores, and Itching Eczema-Doctor
Thought an Operation Necessary
-Cuticura's Efficacy Proven.

81 am now eighty years old, and three
years ago I was taken with an attack of
piles (hemorrhoids). bleeding and protrud-
ing. The doctor said the only help for me
was to 60 to hospital and be operated Oh.
tried several remedies for months but did
not get much help During this time sores
appeared which changed to a terrible itch
ing eczema Then I began to use Cuticura
Soap. Ointment, and Pills, injecting a
quantity of Cuticura Ointment with a Cuti
cura Suppository Syringe. 1t took month
of this treatment to get me in fairly
healthy state and then / treated myself
once day for three months and, after
that. once or twice week. The treat
ments tried took lot of money, and it
is fortunate that I used Cuticura. J. Ii.
Henderson, Hopkinton N. Y. Apr. 26, or. "
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

H.B. GREENS Sons, of Atlanta, Ga, are
the only successful Dropsy Specialists in the
world. See their liberal offer in advertise
ment in another column of this paper.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

People spend all their money keep
ing up appearances to make the
world think they have plenty more
left.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

Some people are as miserly with
truth as others. are with money.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

Mrs Winslow's Soothing syrupfor Children
teething, softens thegums, reducesinfiamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colo, 2oca bottie
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

A girl calls it a romance when a
man likes the way her mother has
tomato soup made.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
LYDIA Z. PINkHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND

comes as boon and blessing,
as it did to Mrs. F. Ellsworth, of
Mayville, N. Y, and to Mrs. w. P.
Boyd, of Beaver Falls, Pa, who say:
ST was not able to do my own work,
owing to the female trouble from which
I suffered. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound helped me wonderfully,
and am so well that I can do as big a
days work as Lever did. wish every
sick woman would try IT.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

The one thing man can under
stand about a woman is that ne
doesn't.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

Hicks Capudine Cures Headache,
Whether from Cold, Heat, Stomach, or
Mental Strain. No Acetaniid or dangerous
drugs. It's Liquid Effects Immediately.
lOc., 25c., and Soc, at drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
And it's sometimes easier to earn
a living than it is to get it.

Be careful when it comes to lend
ing money or borrowing trouble.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

It's easier to be a college graduate
than it is to earn a living.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
Suicidal Business.

That business, however remunera-
tive it may be, which takes all ones
time, and leaves no opportunity for
the culture and growth of the soul, is
eternally suicidal.-The Rev. Charles
Bayard Mitchell, Cleveland.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

Women who take anti-lean RENE
dies try to make the most OF them
selves.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

A man can quit any job he holds
whenever he feels like it, except be-
ing married.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
To Drive Out Malaria and Build VI
the System

the System
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTE
LESS CHILL Tonic. You know what you
are taking. The formula is plainly printed
on every bottle, showing it is simply Qui-
nine and Iron in tasteless form, and the
most effectual form. For grown people
and children, SOC.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
FOUND THE CAUSE.
After Six Years of Misery and Wrong
Treatment.

John A. Enders, of Robertson Ave
nue., Pen Argyll, Pa, suffered for six
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

Most of the things we do for fun
are anthing but funny.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22

sediment. Not satisfied, Mr.. Enders
started using Doan's Kidney Pills.
The kidneys began to act more reg
ularly," he says, and in short time
l passed a few gravel stones. I felt
better right away. and since then
have had no kidney trouble"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-05-22
CIeveIanu's Aluminium Car Tickets.

'The greatest trouble with this job
now" lamented a Cedar Avenue con-
ductor, lis the jokers that a man
taking fares has to contend with.
Every other passenger has some cute
name for those Scent tickets.
GIMME handful of them
washers, one man will say as he slips
a half dollar to me. A lot of them
call it 'chink money just because it
has holes in it, and so it goes. Tin
Scent pieces perforated slugs,
clay disks with the holes in 'em'-
all those names and a lot more we
have to put up with. The passenger
who doesn't have some new name for
these tickets looks ashamed of him
SELF ''-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-12
THREE PLOTTERS
ARE CONVICTED
OF coNsPlRlNo TO CAUSE THE
DEATH OF AN AGED WOMAN
IN CHICAGO.
A NURSE WAS RlNGLEADER.
She and One Of Her Partners Are
Sent to Prison, While the Third
consplrator Escapes With
$1,000 Fine.

Chicago, Aug. 12.-Moses d. Brown
the oldest practicing attorney I'm Chi
cago; Austin f. Kelley and Ruth f.
Mclaughlin, charged with conspiracy
TO murder Annie NJ Nolan were found
guilty by a jury In Judge Windes
court Tuesday. Kelley and Miss Nc
Laughlin were sentenced to inde
terminate terms in the penitentlary
while the aged lawyer, who, II was
said, had been led by the others, es
capped with a fine of $1,000
Assistant States Attorney Ritten
house spared Kelley and Brown in his
arraignment, declaring that the
woman had furnished the brain and
nerve in the attempt to poison Mrs
Nolain. Mrs. Nolan was old and all
ing and secured Miss Mclaughlin as
nurse. She would pay nothing for the
nursing, but decided her property tC
her nurse to go to the latter at the
owners death. Brown drew up tht
deed and Kelley became a lodger a
the home OF Mrs. Nolan. Then tn,
conspiracy TO hasten the change II
ownership of the estate was formed
and poison in small doses was admin
istered to the patient. When the sit
uation came under police observation
and arrests were made Mrs. NolalI
was still alive, but very ILL., She Il
now In sanitarium.
The prosecutor in addressing thu
jury declared that Miss Mclaughlin
had been known under seven differen
names In as many states. She wal
once the wife, he said, of a genera
passenger agent of the Baltimore 4
Ohio railroad, man named Laughlin
whom she dragged down, squeeze,
dry and divorced "
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-12
IneanIty AmOna indians.

In my experience of 2G years rest
deDce among the Chippewas OF Min
nesota ! have known only two cases
OF insanity proper among full-bloods
One of these, young body, was in
sane from birth; the other was a very
old woman who became demented
over the death of her children three
years ago and is now at the hospital
fox the insane. | have known OF
about sin or more persons of mixed
white and Indian blood who were III
naties. And 1t seems, from my OBJ
seryation. that the more white blood
and the more modernized the Indian
becomes the more liable he becomes
to lunacy or imbecility. This reserva-
lion now has three members in the
Indian insane hospital, one of them
Is the old woman cited above; anoth
er, a mixed-blood about 90 years old
who has always been weak mentally
and who was unfortunate In marrying
shrew Ga being who Is capable of
driving any man, not excepting an
Indian, TO insanity); the other sub.
ject is young mixed-blood Indian
boy Of about 10 years old who is not
lunatic in the proper sense OF the
word, but, more properlyespeaking, an
incorrigible being.
have talked over the subject with
several men, some of them old trad
ers. and other who have lived among
different tribes of Indians, and the
universal verdict seems to be that
Ia the earlier history of the country
insanity was not only rare. but was
almost unheard Of among the Indians,
but of recent years It seems to have
developed itself in a high degree.--St
Paul Dispatch.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-12
Tralnmen WIN be Prosecuted.

Piqua, o., Aug. l2.-The wreck at
stop No. 70 on the Western Ohio rail
way, north of Piqua, where two trac.
ton cars crashed together Monday
night, killing FIVE people and seriously
woundlng 40 more. was largely cleared
away Tuesday. Coroner Costello Of
Shelby county will probably prosecute
Motorman Harry Hale, of the south
bound car, If Hale survives, and also
Conductor James Berry. The charge
will be manslaughter. 1t is said that
this crew, being late, violated orders
and tried to make a switch other
than the one ordered.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-12
Mrioht,s Latest suceess.

Lemans, France, Aug 12.-Last
evening Wilbur Wright OF Dayton, o.,
made the longest and most success
full fight of the series Of aeroplane
trials which he is conducting here re-
naming in the air three minutes and
A seconds The machine circled the
field three times at the rate Of 36
miles an hour. On passing the grand
stand Mr. Wright descended until
within speaking distance of the spec.
tators, who wildly applauded his ex.
hibition of mastery over the aeroplane.
after which he scared like a bird to
new heights until reaching the start.
ing point, where he landed
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-12
Hewina the Ties.

ameters OF ~, 10 and IA inches, as
the smaller the tree, above tie specl
ilcations, the less the labor In squar-
ing 1t. The largest number taken are
l3 inches In dian.--e. .--1 .Actice
is very wasteful, for the average tree
IL inches in diameter Is about 35
years old and is growing rapidly The
average yearly increase in value be.
tween IL and 13 inches is over 7 per
cent, and from 10 to IA inches 5.5
per cent, After the latter size is
reached growth falls OFF so fast that
for the next inch of growth the in.
crease averages only 2.6 per cent, and
at 16 inches the value for hewn ties
ceases TO increase.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-12
BRIEF NEWS ITEMS.

William Poppinger, 49 years old, a
fireman. was killed at Pittsburg when
a wall fell on him during the progress
OF fire.
Thirteen men are dead and eight
badly injured as the result of an ex-
plosion of fire damp in the Dudweiler
mine, five miles from Saarbrucken,
Germany
Only four-fifths of the 100000
raised to bring the Republican nation.
al convention to Chicago was spent
ard the task of returning the remain
ing 500, 900 has begun,
A tornado struck Mandan, N. D.,
damaging trees and buildings to the
extent of $4,000 One boy was picked
up by the wind and carried thre'
blocks. He was seriously bruised.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-12
A Mysterious Affair.

Lima. o., Aug. 12.-Mystery sur.
rounds the death OF Frank James, aged
40, at Anna Station near here. James
was found badly mangled under Gin,
cinnati, Hamilton g. Dayton freight
train and in his dying statement
claimed that he lived at Cincinnati
and had crawled under the train as
shelter from the rain, as 1t stood upon
a switch. Letters In mis- pockets in
dicate that death was deliberate sui.
eide. II seems that James was wan.
derer and had been refused a parental
home many years ago. His pleadings
to be taken back we're unheeded.
Papers ON him show that he was
owner of considerable property in
Pennsylvania.