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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04

ought to accept 1t thankfully and be
Slad to change the name.
On motion of Mr.. Hutchins, the
3oard voted its unanimous approval
If Professor Scott's scheme.
A number of routine matters were
IN the calendar but most of them
were deferred until the return OF
superintendent Babbitt. Mrs. Min
on was appointed teacher for the
2ohukaina school. Miss McCorriston
Iaving written that she would ac-
'ept the offer of $50 a month to teach
he Kamuloa school, she was formal
ly appointed.
A complaint from Kipahulu, Maui,
'igned by Manuel sylvia and others,
vas read, asking for the removal of
MIR. and Mrs. Taylor, teachers at that
place, on the ground that they make
the children work In the school yard
after school hours, make them work
on the road without pay, have pun
ished some Of the children for steal
ing without their having been con-
yicted in court of justice, saying
that one of the Government officials
got drunk on the money stolen by the
children, using improper language.
and few other charges. No action
was taken in the matter, however,
the Board holding that as the letter
was addressed to superintendent
Babbitt 1t was not properly before
the Board.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04

A correspondent asks II the b IL =
letin has switched" In favor OF
Taft. He misjudges the situation,
All things being equal. the delegates
Hawaii sends TO a National conven-
tion should favor the man having an
intimate acquaintance with the Pa
cific and especially the territory OF
the Pacific under the American ilag'
Taft fills this bill particularly well,
although Uncle Joe Cannon. II the
standpatters were likely to prevail
against the tariff reyisionists, would
be q close second.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER
PRhISiNG PE.Ru.NA,

MFRS. GERTRUDE McK1ERNAN,
lfl ZIG Neosho street, Emporla, Kas.,
writes;
"I suffered very much with severe
cold in the head and was always COM
planning of feeling tired and drowsy.
When my mother suggested and In
sisted on my taking n few bottles OF
Peruna, did so, and in n short time 1
felt like new person. My mother
praises IL very highly and so do l."
CI0fidence In Pe.ru-na.
Mrs. NJ. +. Jones, Burning Springs,
KY, writes:
awe have been using Pcrunn fo- sorae
time and have no hesitancy in recon-.
mending 1t for tho thousand and one
ailments of humanity.
"From a personalities shall not nes'
itnte to recommend it, especially To all
suffering women.
"Pcruna has gained full confidence
and q permanent stay in our home"
A Great Tonic.
Mrs. Anna Under, II. r. 8, Dassell
Mimi, writes: al took Pcruna and AIN
we'll. Iwould not be without that great
tonic for ton times its cost"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04

Remember that transportation and
tourists assure prosperity for ha-
wall. and tourists will come IL the
transportation is provided. Let no
transportation company escape, II 1t
makes a proposition worth trial.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04

Stanford b. Lewis, on the witness
stand In Harrisburg, at the Pennsyl-
vania capitol graft trial, said he was
wrong when he implicated ex-Attor-
ney General Carson. He said he con-
fused titles and meant auditor GEN
eral.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04

Mwdi Guas is sure of a perma-
ueuI place with the Floral Parade
md other good things of Honolulu,
What il lacks one year will be more
than made up the next,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04
FIGHT FOR KtPO|Ki|

{. (.
. There is likely to be something {
u doing at the meeting vt the Bar {.
u Association this afternoon. 1t 3
u was stated this morning that If (.
. all the promises are carried out {:
u the opposition to Judge Kepoikai .
y will develop several Walls of |:
. strength, derived principally !
" from Maui. :
u II seems there are number,
. more or less, of Maui stalwarts" :
. who do not want Kcpoikai They ;
u will be more If Kepoikai is beat. :
y en- out, and less il he wins. The ;
% promise is made that these stall
. warts will be represented at the :
: meeting this afternoon and Will .
u state their reasons for wishing !
u that Kepoikai be not reappointcd. !
u Opposed to thcsc men Is said to :
{: be the Baldwin influence believed /:
u to be for Kepolkai. /!
u Kepoikai is on hand to answer :
!; any charges and II Is quite pos
!: sible, unless everything has been )
:: patched up during the day, that
:: the meeting will be so warm that :
u that II will be necessary to make !
!. II executive" But what the :
{. public wants TO know Is why
!, session of lawyers discussing
!; public Office should be secret.
/. Z
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04

During all the talk on the steam
ship business there was never word
raid of what increased traffic might
result from a reduced rate for the
smaller boats. The Matson line APP
pears to be making good on that
theory although the reduction is not
an especially heavy one.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04

No alumni association need fear
that damage will result to its organ
iaation from anything that promotes
the permanent progress Of the alma
mater.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04
WEDNESDAY

II Senator Foraker was in the
hands of his friends, he will not have
much trouble striking balance
sheet on their value.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04

DR., Derby and wife were among the
outgoing passengers in the w. G. Hall,
which sailed for Kauai yesterday af
ernoOn.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04
For Sale

PUNAH0U DISTRICT: Very de-
sirable home, consisting Of lot 75x95
veil planted in fruit trees, and house
Of three bedrooms, parlor, dining
room, kitchen, bath, etc.
FOR RENT UNPUBLISHED
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04

Miss Mabel Wilcox left for Kauai
Yesterday, sailing ON the steamer w,
G, Han.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04
THE
MOana Baths
and Buffet
ARE STILL OPEN

Accommodations unequaled any
where on the beach.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-03-04
KILAUEA VOLCANO
IN GRAND ERUPTION

LIQUID Fire has risen in the pit
1875 feet and is rising at the rate Of
10 feet daily.
Visitors report the awful grandeur
of the scene beyond description.
These periods of intense activity are
not as a rule of long duration. Don't
delay your visit to this world-won-
der; don't miss the opportunity OF n
lifetime; don't be dissuaded from TAX
ing the trip.
Secure your passage at once.
For information regarding the trip
apply to
THE HENRY
WAREHOUSE TRUST COMPANY,
LIMITED.
Tor. Fort and Merchant SITS. Honolulu
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11
Hypercriticism Of Cooks.

In Sixth avenue employment agen-
cy ten cooks out of a job waited one
afternoon recently for something to
turn up. Presently we'll dressed wo-
man who was short of servants APP
piled at the desk for the desired help.
The manager referred her to the ten
cooks. The woman interviewed each
of them in turn, with unsatisfactory
results.
Not one of Them" she explained to
the manager of the agency, likes to
eat the things that we like"
But what difference does that
make" asked the manager They
are no doubt good cooks for all that"
Possibly, but they wouldn't suit
me- said the woman decidedly MY
family have very pronounced tastes in
regard to cookery, and my experience
has taught me that only cook who
likes the same dishes can prepare them
satisfactorily. 1t stands to reason that
any cook who likes certain dishes will
have better luck with them than one
who doesn't like them. consequently
I'll do the work myself until find a
girl whose taste agrees with ours"-
New York Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11
MEETING FOR FARMERS

MGC1ANd COR r ARMERS.
A meeting will be held at Vail Mar.
18th. Three of the very best speak
ers obtainable will speak on subjects
OF vital interests to every farmer who
is alive and progressive.
PROGRAM.
At Vail, Tuesday, March 18th. 1908.
Music
1890 a. m. Address Animal hus-
bandry. Prof. R. E. brennan, Ames.
1900 to 100 Noon intermission.
Loo p. m. Address. Soils and their
care. Prof. A. H. Snyder. Ames.
80 Business The election of
president. secretary. treasurer. and
an executive CON-. of three for the
coming year. See sec. 1875 of supple
ment to the code.
2:10 p. m. Address, Work of the
Corn Belt Meat Producers Associa-
ton. A. Sykes. Des Moines.
Business and announcements.
Adjournment.
There will be a meeting of the Corn
Belt Meat Producers Association at
Denison March 10 at p. m.
Thos. Meehan, Chairman.
F. w. Mundt, Treasurer.
F. L. Hoffman. Sec.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11
The Maddenina Afterthouaht.

Could 1 have but thought of when called
on last night
The things l can think of today
My speech am sure. would have cap
tured the crowd
And carried the people away
For eloquence. argument, logic and wit
And all of the goods in that line
That unwritten speech would have been
handed down,
model for all, l opne.
That joke about Johnson, a corker for
fair
The one that did not relate
Because. though l needed 1t bad as could
be,
l thought of it ten hours too late
I'm sure 'twould have made In my droll
taking way
swell and sensational hit,
Establishing me right away on the spot
A wag and wonderful wit.
And had I but sprung at the end of the
speech
The pathos that comes to me now
The audience would have shed tears l
am sure,
And bawed like calf bereft COW
Great tears would have splashed like q
food In the aisle
And made quite a muss on the floor
And women have stopped in the midst OF
their sobs
And asked me to do it some more
Great Christophers ghost what WON
derful chance
! missed on account of the date
For just day later had caught me in
trim
To do something splendid and great!
But what is the use to be sad and'repine
And wear myself wrinkled and gray
Because of the loss to the world when it
missed
The things that l thought Of next day?
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11
Mrs Hovey gasped and clutched the

Mrs Hovey gasped and clutched the
artists arm.
Were it not for the clutch and the
feel of bone and muscle beneath she
could have sworn that Batterly was
advancing toward them With his polnp.
Gus deliberate stride Batterly, too.
saw the vision and stared
ut would seem double" he said.
Tel me. do you see one who looks
like me-"
Two three" said Mrs. Hovey In
gaSps, While her eyes filed with fear
1t cannot be q dclusion. since we
both see it," said Battcrly in relieved
tones. What can it be-"
There's another almost screamed
Mrs, Hovoy as a third figure came into
view What can 1t mean?
The question was quickly answered,
for the first of the false artists was
now abreast of them. and. CHANGING
over her shoulder. Mrs. Hovey faced a
new surprise. On the black velvet coat
was neatly lettered: Bedding, the Art
list. Best Photos So Per Dozen"
ut is an advertisement" she gaspcd
land and
The people think Mr.. Battery is one
of them, said Florence Indignantly.
"Oh. there's Dick, He'll take us home.
We need not trouble Mr. Batterly"
Fennister, perceiving that he was
recognized, hurried forward. Florence
regarded with approval his correct aft
n,,n n
in disgust as sixth double filed slowly
past.
please take us home, Dick" she said
family. 1T seems that we have been
assisting in advertising some cheap
photographer
Jolly good makeup" said Dick as he
stepped between the two women, there
by displacing the artist. "Mr. Battery
saved them the trouble of thinking up
an idea for costume. Let's drop in
here and have an ice," he added as
they reached fashionable restaurant.
Perhaps your mother would like
Tea" declared the crimson faced
woman. 81 was never so mortified in
my life, Dick. wish you'd hurry up
and marry Florence if only to cure her
of her silly habit of fads.'
with all my heart to the first part"
cried Dick as his glance sought the
girls
I'm cured of the second part" added
Florence demurely. What wonder
it was no one used the mahatma for an
advertisement for a-a''-
"a minstrel show" said Dick. with
laugh. He was black enough
And then Fennistcr offered up pray
er that it might never be discovered
who had planned the advertisement.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11
Humor ona Philosophy
BY DUNCAN NJ. SMITH
HE MYSTERIOUS.

Leap year is advancing.
Quite a bit has past.
Is II 10 your liking,
Just as you forecast?
Are there any maidens
In your willing net?
Most men have to answer,
Nothing doing
All, but it is early.
Wait month or 80.
Girls have had no practice,
So they may be slow.
They will be more forward
In little while,
So to give them courage
Stand around and smile.
You know. looking backward,
That some nerve 1t takes,
And a man courageous
Often gets the shakes
Thinks he'll pop the question
Certainly next day.
But his promised holiness
Somehow GIBBS away.
Still, 1t may be different
When ii is her turn.
She may up and ask him
Without much concern.
She may say, Dear Charley,
When shall we elope?'
So It's best TO tarry
And to live in hope.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11

seat ut is wonderful, glorious, rain.
bow tinted instrument of-of"-
Don't say Providence" she inter
rupted
NO; of Dan Cupid. Didn't tell
you. Lefty, that ! adore
The coal truck she interrupted
again You certainly used enough
adicctives to give one that impress
sion
and do be cried dehantly 81
adore the horses, the axle and every
other part that hoped toward the
breaking down because-do YOU know
why. Lefty"
Because it made the poor conductor
tramp TWO miles i'll the snow" she an
swered
The man was annoyed
"Confound the conductors" he cried.
II wish he'd come back" she said.
upon the motornan. suppose he is
responsible for the safety of the pas.
sengers while his mate is away"
The mention of the motorlnan made
her companion turn around to see
where that person was stationed, and
that he had impressed two horses be-
longing TO another truckman and. With
the combined teams. was making a
vigorous effort TO pull the obstruction
from the track This strenuous pro
ceeding alarmed the man, and he turn
ed quickly to the girl.
Lefty ! want You to listen"' he
cried. This might he the only chance
/ will get to explain
The noise outside increased
eco ahead" screamed the driver, as
the four horses strained and struggled.
Keep ii up. Keep it up
Lefty" The man seized both hands
now and tried to turn her face toward
him. II want to tell you
Use the whip" yelled the driver
His shrill Shrek ripped through the
car and drowned the mans voice
The girl turned toward the window,
and the fur boa on her shoulders shook
suspiciously The man had dim idea
that she was laughing.
Lefty The man was desperate.
I'll love YOU
a loud yell of triumph came from
the driver and merry peal of laugh
ter from the girl helped the echoes as
they buZZed around the car. The noise
was tremendous. The drivers wells
We're deafening. and the shouts of the
motorman and the truckman told the
man that the work of removing the OBJ
struction was nearly finished. He took
one hasty glance at the moving truck
and. springing back, quickly seized the
laughing girl in his arms.
There he cried triumphantly as he
kissed the blushing face and there!
And there again And over the girls
muttled laughter and protests came
victorious cheer from the motorman
the two passengers that the truck was
clear at last.
Three minutes afterward the con-
ductor kicked the snow from his boots
and gave the go ahead signal to the
elated motorman. and the car moved
off. AS they passed the disabled truck
the man pointed to the name painted in
red letters on its side, and the girl
read, John Love Truckman."
Zone of Dan Cupid's aliases" whis-
pered her companion. And the blush
ON her face made the beauty loving
conductor stare at her for the rest Of
the journey to the infinite delight of the
mon
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11
DELOIT.

Sunday evening at o'clock. at the
home of the brides parents. Myrtle
Schiller and Lacy Myers were united
in marriage by the pastor of the NJ.
E. church. Rev. Geo. VIM. Bruce,
Promptly !, after the ceremony the
guests were ushered into the dining
room, where the waitress erved them
to sumptuous 1epast. Only a few
relatives and friends were present.
This couple are among the best of De-
lott young people. and the best wishes
of their many friends go with them
into their new life and home.
A surprise party was given last
week at the home of Mrs. B. E. Nc
Kim in honor of her little daughter
Ruth's seventh birthday. Several of
her little friends we're present. Sup
per was served. all had good time.
Mrs. Alice Turner and little
daughter spent few days the past
week at her parents home. F. Schiller
and assisting In the preparation of
her sister Myrtie's wedding.
Mrs. James McKim invited in sew
eral of her lady friends Friday after
noon and gave shower in honor of
Ella Fink.
Mike Myers and wife finished NOV
ing to Deloit last week. We under
stand their son Lacy will continue liv-
ing on the farm.
Rev. Geo. VIM. Bruce was called
to his old home at Cherokee to per-
form the wedding ceremony at his sis
ter's wedding. He was accompanied
by his wife who will play the wedding
march.
The Clifton Remedy Co. is holding
forth at Deloit each night this week.
Elder VIM. McKim was the speaker
at the L. D. S. church Sunday even
ing.
John Anderson and wife drove to
Denison Tuesday.
Clay Armour left Saturday to at
tend the wedding of his niece. Miss
Roberts in Missouri.
The wedding of the writer's niece.
Jessie Spence to Bert Roy occurred
last Sunday at Lamont. Jessie has
been in the employ of the Herald Pub
fishing House at that place for about
five years.
Clair McKim came to Deloit Satur-
day. returning TO Denison Sunday.
At the caucus Monday evening there
was placed in nomination for town
officers: S. F. Wedlock. Mayor !;
Claude Brogden. Clerk; ]. A. Halberg.
Treasurer; Bert McKlm. Assessor !;
John Sander and F. H. Brogden were
nominated aldermen for full term,
three years. and S. Horr for two
years.
Mrs. j. L. Miller and sister, Mrs.
Anna Winans spent Saturday in Deni-
son.
w. B. Wilson and family moved
into the j. d. Hattery house the first
of the week.
r. H. Houlihan and family have
moved over on their farm, known as
the Clark Winans farm.
The l. C. r. r. does not object to
people walking on their track between
here and Denison. Some women, as
we'll as men rode on the cars to Dem
ison and walked back on the R. r.
track. the past week. Those having
teams have hesitated about driving to
Denison on account of bad roads, but
if this nice weather continues a few
days the roads will be good.
Chas. Robertson got out some of
the flooded ice Monday to put up for
summer use.
Mrs. G. W. Landon visited in Deni-
son few days the past week.
Geo. Myers closes his term of school
near here next Friday.
A. Darling. R. d. Darling and
Andy Barthman went to Wall Lake
hunting last week. They returned with
six nice large ducks.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Arthur Brotherson Annie Voege.
Lacy Myers and Myrtle Schiller.
Roy F. Lee and Ella E. Fink.
Henry T. Hollander and Annie w..
S. Marquardt.
Arvid Larson and Anna Bjork.
John B. Trusedell and Mime E.
Marshall.
Aug. Bohlman and Lydia Foster.
Kjcea Christensen and Johanne,
Fredericksen.
Aug. Mack and Wubke Than.
Bemhan Zage and Dora Jepsen.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11

Mr.. Konekamp. who has been SER
iously ill for several days. we UNDER
stand is some better. VIM. Worlev
attended bar in his saloon last week.
Andy Barthman is attending bar at
present.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11

Lawrence Killeaney and family
have moved from Stockholm township.
to farm six miles west of Sioux
Falls. South Dakota. There they
have half section of good land to-
farm and their many friends in Craw-
ford wishes them good success.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11

There is nothing that does the ranl
and file SO much good as to meet some
body who is both able and willing t.
live for others.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11
Humor ers Philosophy
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Many people actually think that there
is something degrading about high
grading.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11

A mental pickpocket is frequently S
deft that he wears your own propert
before your eyes, and you never recoe
niZe it.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11

1t really seems impossible to set
good example if you can't find one t
set.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11

A state of society in which nobody
was to blame might perhaps be found
extremely stale for the laity.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11

The fact that we didn't mean it NAV
help some, but it doesn't pay the I'D
dler. and folders GONE high.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11

You can often
tell a lot about a
a man by the
clothes that he
doesn't wear.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11

1t is hard enough to be in suspens,
without being in expense at the sam,
time, but the one too often includes tn,
other.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-03-11
Chance For Brains.

"Hear about that fist fight in CON
gress the other day."
YES. Disgraceful, wasn't it?'
Shows we are getting to he Il de-
generate nation. Several weeks have
elapsed, and the winner has not yet
been suggested for president"
They Suspected.
81 hear you are going to Europe
this winter"
First had heard about it."
"Oh, but it is common rumor."
You must have been talking to my
creditors"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-03-19

ginning Sunday evening, March %. at
which time Mr.. Olmstead will speak.
On Monday evning Rev. w. NJ. Backus,
Secretary of the Western Unitarian
Conference, will speak. On Tuesday
Rev. +. Stanton HOdgin of the First
Unitarian church of Minneapolis will
speak and on Wednesday evening Rev.
George Patterson of the Universalist
church of Rochester, MINI. A cordial
invitation to attend these meetings is
extended to all. The speakers are
men of marked ability, and their pre-
sentation Of Liberal Christianity will
be interesting.
The M. h. Ladies Aid society will
meet with Mrs. w. II. Beals on Ninth
avenue, Thursday, March 20. Mrs. J..
s. Miller, Mrs. Edwards and Mrs.
Swenehart will assist in entertaining.
The Ladies Aid society of the First
Baptist church will be entertained by
Mrs. C. A. Skinner Thursday after
noon March 20.
The Ladies Aid society of the First
Presbyterian church will meet Thurs,
day March 26th at the home of Mrs.
Nicholson. Mesdames Gullick. A Ali
son and Hanson will assist in enter
tanning. All are invited.
Buy your bread, pies, cakes, etc, at
West & Packard's for sale by the sec
ond division of the NJ. r. Aid. Morn
ing and afternoon, Saturday March 81.