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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-11-06
lABOR'S POSITION IN POLITICS
MATTER TO BE DISCUSSED IN
DENVER CONVENTION.
Expected Permanent Policy Will Be
Adopted Through Amendment
to Constitution.

DENVER November 6-Politcs will
furnish the principal topics of discussion
at the twenty-eigth annual convention of
the American Federation of Labor which
opens here Monday. 1t is expected by
local labor leaders that the federation
with it's 100000 members and more than
100000 voters will adopt a permanent
policy through an amendment to it's con-
stitution. There will be vigorous opposi-
ton to the action binding the federation
to any political policy and an effort prob
badly Will be made to bind the organiza-
ton to keep out of politics, both local and
national. I'm the future.
The matter will be brought up soon
after the convention assemblies in the
form of resolutions approving and resolu-
tions condemning the action of Presi-
dent GOmpers and the members of the eX
ecutive boarq in supporting the demo-
cratic ticket in the last campaign. These
resolutions Will be referred to the COM
mittee on resolutions and will not be gen.
orally discussed until near the end of the
meeting.
The fight against politics in the organi-
cation will probably be led by socialist
members who have always opposed the in
PRODUCTION of political questions into the
federation. They will he hacked by ID
number of republicans who have op-
posed the action of the federation lead
ers in the present campaign and by many
delegates who consider the recent cam
paign sufficient proof that the fedora
ton Can accomplish nothing i'm national
politics. 1t is not thought. however. by
those who have kept closely informed on
labor matters that the opposition will be
strong enough to prevent the convention
deciding on a vigorous political policy
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REPORT REALTY TRANSFERS.
Local Brokers Consummate Sales of
Property

TaggartThrift Company, Inc. reports
the sale of the Nansemond apartment
house. at the corner of N and 22d streets.
The sale was made to A. Cerriglio of this
city. 100000 being the consideration. The
sale was made in connection with Belt &
O'Brien Company.
The property is a large four-story struc-
ture. containing thirty-two apartments of
five and six rooms and bath each.
The building was erected about two
years ago by H. Wardman and was orig
inally sold to Col r. f. Johnson.
Shannon e. Luchs. real estate brokers,
report the sale of 1871 Newton street, a
two-story. window brick, containing
six rooms and bath. to William Diller
They also report the sale of 13.7 Newton
street, i'm the same row to Mrs. Savina
Leon. The consideration in the two
transactions amounted to 5000 The
purchasers will occupy the houses as their
homes.
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DISCUSS FOREIGN MISSIONS.
Bishops and Laymen Of Methodist
Episcopal Church Meet.

ST. LOUIS. November 1.-THE general
committee of foreign missions of the
Methodist Episcopal Church met in Lin
dell Avenue Methodist Church today TO.
its annual meeting. which will continue
until next Tuesday.
The sole work of the committee is to
make appropriations for missionary work
for the year 1909 Under the rules of the
church it can appropriate no more than
has been received during the year which
closed October 81. 1908.
This amount will be disclosed by DR..
Homer Eaton. treasurer OF the board of
foreign missions. in his annual report to-
day Approximately. however. 900
will be Appropriated. The general COM
mittee is composed of twenty-seven bish-
ops and missionary bishops Of the church,
five officers of the board of foreign mis-
sions. fifteen clergymen and fifteen lay
men representing the church territorially
and seven clergymen and eight laymen
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Held on Charge of Murder.

LAWSON. Mo-. November 6.-Follow-
ing the finding of a coroners jury yes
terday that Albert Albright. school
teacher. came to his death by a gun
shot wound at the hands of unknown
persons John Whtsett was arrested
ard charged with the murder on a war
rant sworn out by the dead man s
brother. Two years ago Whitsett and
the murdered man had quarrel i'm
which Whitsett eyewitnesses report
was shot at ny Albright. October -.
Albright was found shot to death By the
roadside.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-11-06
CAsEY's DEATH ACCIDENTAL.
Verdict in Case of Man Who Re-
fused to Have Foot Amputateo.

Coroner hewitt held an inquest at the
morgue this morning in the case of Pat
rick Casey. forty-two years of age Casey
sustained an injury to his foot nearly
two weeks ago while endeavorng to
board a moving car in front of 7O7 9th
street northwest. He was removed to
the Emergency Hospital and his family
physician wanted to perform an opera
ton but Casey refused. TetanuS devel-
dped and Casey died Wednesday,
Several witnesses We're examined at the
inquest. and the jury returned a verdict
of accidental death. The body was turn
ed over to an undertaken to be removed
to the family home, 402 Is street north
west
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ATTEND PRISON CONFERENCE.
Commissioners Name District Dele
gates to Richmond Convention.

The Commissioners have appointed del
egates to attend the meeting of the
American Prison Association to be held
at Richmond. Va, November 14-19. 1905
as follows: John Joy Edison, Judge Wen
dell p Stafford Robert V. La Dow,
Judge l. G.. kimball. Judge Alexander R.
Mullowny. Judge William II. DeLacy
United States Attorney Daniel w. Baker.
Assistant United States Attorney Charles
II. Turner. Maj. Richard Sylvester
Thomas H. Mckee. warden of the United
States Jail; Louis f. Zinkhan. superintend-
ent of the Washington ASYLUM; William
#. Downey. Mrs j. Ellen Foster, Charles
4. Massie. Allen D. Albert. jr.. Cuno H.
Rudolph. president of the Board of Trade:
r. ~. Harper, president of the Chamber
of Commerce; Rev. John Van Schaick, jr
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DECISION DUE TOMORROW.
Ruling as to John r. Early. Leper
Expected by Commissioners.

Commissioner Mcfarland said today he
expects to receive tomorrow the decision
of Attorney General Ronaparte as to the
disposition of John r. Early, the leper.
The decision will be forwarded through
the Secretary Of the Treasury.
Officials of the health department say
that they have been unofficially informed
tina, the decision is to the effect that
Early cannot be transported to North
Carolina. his home state. without the con-
sent of that commonwealth
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representing the board of managers of the
board of foreign missions.

Dr.. Homer Eaton OF New OK reeH TIE
trea surer's report showing combined re-
ceipts of 81 3D. }:S6.OG and disbursements
of 81 .397 .621.76. The debt of the treasury
November I. 1908. was s112.20O. as COM
pared with a debt of S6.i. SGl year ago.
The difference of $51.339 represents the
excess of regular disbursements over re-
ceipts the former being sl.ll1,9l7 and the
latter 81 U6O,57S. The special sift account
showed balance on hand November |,
1907. of $4,000 and receipts during the
YEA of scS1 15S the total being $3.50 76T
The disbursements on this account were
sasJ. 7O! leaving balance November l,
l!}0S. of s4o.O62.
The treasurer's report was followed by
the report of Dr.. w. b. Leonard. COR
responding secretary for the board of
foreign missions of the church.
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stantne. i'm the Canadian Pacific railroad
yards at Ingosol with a stone. after
quarrel. Monday at noon he was ar
rested at Dorchester: Tuesday night he
was committed for trial on charge OF
murder; Wednesday afternoon the grand
jury brought in A true bill and he was
put on trial. Yesterday afternoon the
jury brought in a verdict of manslaugh-
ter. and today he will receive sentence
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To Investigate Agencies.

All employment agencies in the. District
are to be thoroughly investigated by
headquarters detectives in order that the
Commissioners may know how such es-
Establishments are being conducted before
renewing their licenses for the next fiscal
year
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MEDALS AWARDED TO HIM
Ovation at Aero Club Banquet Given
by Air Scientists.
BARTHOU'S PRAISE
Reported That Kaiser Has Sent Con-
gratulations and Invited
Wright to Germany.

PARIS. November 6.-Frenchmen united
last evening in honoring Wilbur Wright.
the American aeroplanist. whose remark
able achievements during the past few
months in this country have placed him
in the forefront of the men who have
been solving the problem Of the air.
Wright was the guest at the dinner of
the Aero Club of France. Jean Barthou
minister of public works. presided. The
occasion was made more memorable by
the presentation to Wright of the Aero
Clubs gold medal and the special medal
of the Academy of Sports.
Among the two hundred guests were
practically all the experts and scientists
interested in aviation. Delagrange Bile
riot and Santos-Dumont. Archdeacon. the
republican nationalist deputy; Henry
Deutsch de La Meurtle, noted as patron
of all sports; Count Henri de La Vaulx,
Esnault Pelterie. Marquis de Dion, pres
ident of the Auto Club: Due Decazes and
Gen. Dalstein, the military governor of
Paris. Henry Farman sent telegram
regretting his inability to be present.
Ovation for Wright.
Wright received perfect ovation. Aft
er the presentation of the medals he was
warmly eulogized by Barthou in hearty
speech of congratuation.
The French government. said Barthou
desired officially to associate itself with
the homage done Wilbur and Orville
Wright for their marvellous achievements
They have won, he said, through perse-
verance, pluck and intelligence. Their
names should be inscribed in the annals of
time.
Wrights reply aroused intense en-
thusiasm. Modestly and in simple words
he accepted the honor. not as a personal
tribute to himself and brother. but to the
realization of the dream of flying which
had fascinated the minds of men for ages.
Ten years ago." he said. 1.-The world
ridiculed the idea. AS late as 1901 l told
my brother that men would not fly for
fifty years. Yet two years later We
few"
Wright Thanks France.
Wright spoke feelingly OF his splendid
reception in France, saying if he had
been a native Frenchman he could not
have been shown more consideration
He concluded with a tribute to the WON
derful genius of France and declared that
future aviation would hold glory enough
for all.
Marquis de Dion. Count Henri de La
Vaulx. Baron d'Estournelles de Constant
and several other guests paid glowing
tributes to the Americans and predicted
wonderful things in the future.
The Eclair states that Wilbur Wright
has received a letter from Emperor Will
liam congratulating him on his achieve
ments and inviting him to go to Germany
and continue his experiments there.
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Swift Justice j., atario.

WOODSTOCK. Ontario, November c.
Justice was swift-footed i'm the case of
Michael Pouzi. an Italian. who last Sun
day killed another Italian, Pardi Con-
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The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
ROUTE NO. 6.

Geo. Stout lost horse last week.
John Lundin called at Nels Ander-
sons Wednesday.
Ernest Anderson called at Gotfred
Anderson's Saturday.
Alfred Anderson did carpenter work
at his fathers Thursday.
Miss Mollie SorensOn has returned
from a visit to Minneapolis and Litch-
field.
Mrs. o. M. Heath of Sauk Centre is
spending a few days with her son
Geo Stout and family.
Johnnie Dwyer, who has been em-
ployed at Andrew Sorenson's for some
time, returned home Friday.
A party was given at the home OF
Mr.. and Mrs. r Gamradt Sunday, the
occasion being Mr.. Gamradt's birth
day.
VIM. and Thos. Flahaven, Pat Gra-
ham and sisters Maggie and Nellie OF
Melrose, attended the party at S. P.
Sorenson's Saturday evening.
A surprise party was given George
and Mollie Sorenson at their home
Saturday evening. 1t was a pleasant
affair with a goodly number present.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
CORRESPONDENCE
ST. CLOUD.

A regular army officer visited ST
Cloud last week with a view of estab.
fishing recruiting station here
Aimee Lloyd, the adventures VIII
has been operating al Roches O..
Mimi, has been removed TO the re-
formatory here.
The Daniels Furniture company vii
this season build a twO-story and
basement brick addition to their es-
tablishment on Seventh avenue. TIE
addition will be 24x70 and work will
begin soon.
Michael Roelkie of Paynesville, was
examined in the justice court here
Friday, charged with being the fathe,
of the illegitimate child of young
woman of the same town, and bound
over to the grand jury in the sum OF
$500, which bonds were furnished.
ROelkie is married man and his wife
claims he is innocent.
The trouble in the high school that
has been brewing for the past six
months, eliminated last week when
the school board held an executive
session and, with Geo. B. Alton, state
high schol inspector, made thorough
investigation. ]. A. Matheny, princi--
pal of the high school, was called be-
fore the board and examined, and
as result his resignation was called
for, produced and accepted. The fol-
lowing day IS high school pupils walk
ed out. A few returned the same day
sent back by their parents. Saturday
the board held another meeting and
passed resolution ordering the re-
fractory pupils to return Monday
morning under pain of expulsion
They returned and things are now
quiet. The position left vacant by
Mr.. Matheny's resignation is filled
until the close of the year by Mrs
M. Mcintyre, assistant principal
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
.AkilI
s AN OEs55ssssNE E
: ACCIDENT !
: By JOSEPH KEATENG
By JOSEPH KEAT:NG
Copyright, by Joseph B. Bowles.,
Cv{VlylVTvS STaYYfYyylll !

Gloom was in her pretty face
What ails You, Helen dear?" asked
her husband in his kindest tone
1T is nothing. Reginald was her
reply.
We'll, is it my going"
"No-no. Why you are often away
Why should that trouble me?"
Well" said he, Il must be Off 1t
will be inconvenient for me to get
away until-la'e, and the last train
leaves Hailwell at 10:30. Th.t means
/ shan't get back until tomorrow eve
ming. | daresay | shall be able to get
here in good time for dinner Good-by
Helen"
He meant TO kiss her She put her
hands upon Is shoulders, and the
pleading soT:oa: IN her eyes stopped
him
Reginald" said she, you seem
very eager tC be of Especially as
you won't be home tonight"
He must never know thought
she. how anxious | AN that he shall
not stay away tonight of all nights
dare not hint at that
Now, Reginald loved his wife
loved her very much In fact. there
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
CLARITY of ThnlInhf

It has often been said that sports
men are not as rule very ,c9iy with
the pen Yet in the follcwin- passage
from The Field how clearly are the
salient facts of the case made 10 stand
out:
':In CctohsI last a case vas before
the megi- tr7tes Gt Swansea. In which
the defeyf22t w,icse deg. i was al
iesed' had w@T'r cert%ig sheep,
si'.o5d -'a' ie& t"I 'oatrnl or de-
iIoFi ions Of the
Tex Act ~r
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
NORTH ASHLEY.

John Sullivan, .Jr., has erected a
new feed mill.
U. S. Hefflefinger called on Frank
Doege Thursday.
Theo. Titzke marketed hogs al
Westport Monday.
Mrs. Tony Beste called on Agnes
Doege Thursday.
Chas. Lawrence spent Saturday with
his brother Giles.
Dwight Carpenter is drilling well
for John Yehr this week.
Ben and Mary Doege spent Sunda!
with friends at Lyman Prairie.
U. S. Heffiefinger, who spent the
past two months in Carroll, Iowa, re-
turned home last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. AL Truax spent Sun
day with the lateer's parents, Chas.
Winergee and family, in South Ash
ley.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
Queen Of Slams Jewels.


The queen of Siam possesses the
finest collection of jewels in the
world.
The walls of her bed chamber are
literally ablaze with precious stones,
while in safe in her majesty's apart
ments are diamonds, rubies, pearls
and emeralds fashioned into quaint
necklaces of fabulous value. One lit
tie article alone, Intended to serve as
thimble, is in the shape of lotus
flower, and is valued at s15,00O.
The king, too, possesses wonder
full stock of jewels, and not only is
his throne, which is made of pure gold,
thickly encrusted with diamonds,
pearls and rubies, but his majesty's
state mantle is covered with jewels.
In fact, this cloak is the most won
derful garment in the world. In spite
of his enormous collection of jewels,
however, the king Of Siam is con-
stantly adding to them, and spends
something like f120,000 per annum
In purchasing new stones.
Valparaiso Harbor Swallowed.
According to HI. D. Curtis, says the
Army and Navy Gazette, the harbor
of Valparaiso is now ten feet less deep
than before the earthquake of Aug. I6,
1906; the movement seems to have
been mainly vertical.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
PLEASANT VALLEY.

Frank Weedeck was a Sauk Centre
caller Monday.
Sam Graham was a Sank Centre
caller Monday.
Frank Peschek is helping his broth
er Win saw wood
Ed Cynar is spending a few days
with Frank Peschek
Hiss Bea Graham visited relatives
in Melrose last week.
Samuel Brown of Melrose visitat
friends here Sunday.
John Graham of Melrose is spend
ing a few days with friends here.
S. Barnard and daughters Mrs. Dean
were guests of Mr. and Mrs. La Rock
Saturday afternoon.
Jim and Pat Graham came up from
Freeport Sunday to spend few days
with friends here.
A number of friends and neighbors
called on Mr.. and Mrs. John Allen
Saturday evening.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
Facts.

Not long ago a city editor in OF
tumwa. Iowa, was told ever the tele-
prone hat prominent citizen had
Just 'f ! suddenly He called re-
porte ond told him to rush out and
get fire story Twenty minutes
later the reporter returned, sat down
at his fesk, and began to rattle off
copy c'' his typewriter
Well. what about it7" asked the
city editor.
%, nothing much replied the re-
porter. without looking ar He was
walking along the street when he sud
denly elasned his hands 10 h,s heart
and said. Tn eoin to eicl Then he
ieoned r. aGGias: tepse and made
eCcj"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
BIRCHDALE.

Mrs. Geo. Oldham, who was serious
ly ill, is convealescing.
Mr.. Nickerson and family visited at
G. Van Weeks Sunday.
Grandma Waite is staying at Mrs
Oldham's taking care of her.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gust Hauer visited at
Sam Bosshardt's Sunday.
Mrs. Stegner and Mr.. and Mrs. Bak-
er spent day with Mrs. F. Martin
last week.
Mrs. H. Ackerman, who was visiting
at Lake Henry with her daughter,
returned home Thursday.
Mrs. Sam Bosshardt was taken very
ill last week. A physician was call
ed and she is recovering.
H. N. Reed left last Monday for
Miles City, Mont, and Mrs. Reed will
stay with her parents few weeks
yet.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
Mortgage Sale

DEFAULT having been made N lie pa ymeiit
of the sum of nine hundred thirty
four and 23-100 dollars which Is tlaife--
ed 10 be due at the date Of this nofIee syon ss
certain mortgage, duly execn;ed ana te1fyered
hy Conrad Botz and Annie NJ Boiz, his wife,
Irprigsgors TO Dawes How m0rtgngee. bearing
Gate the i7th day of Dec riber A. y 1858 and
l-cuiy Ie ort.ed in ti.e Office Of Tie Htsist,r a.
IDS IN uld for The county OF 81 arEs anc
state Of Minnesota, on tae 18th day II DeceIG-
Der A. IL. 1898 ito oclcck D. M in b, " So Of
mortgages, on page 70 aud which SAID mort
gage was ~ assigned by The raid I)awes How
TO + j. Lewis by assignment dated December
81 ls9S ard which SAID assignment Of mortgage
was duly recorded in the Office of lle Register
OF Deeds in and for Searns county and STATE
of Minnesota on the END day OF November A.
D. 19ts at O'Clock p. IN in book IL of as-
signms nts on page 502 and whlch ssld mort
gage was assigned by the said +. J, Lewis by
instrument of assignment dated i5e 18th day
of December A. ID. 1897 to Martin +. Woodbury.
and which said assignment iasi mentioned
was duly rt corded in the Office of the Register
Minnesota a. on nth the ssrd day OF Of Deeeyntsr a. D.
1907 at O'Clock a. m. in book AZ of assign
mems on page $40; and no action or proceed
irg at law or otherwise having been insiinlsd
to recover the d. bt secured by sa,d r,olgage.
or any part thereof;
Now. therefore. notice is hereby given. that
ny virtue Of power OF sac y; &c son.aned in ssla
case made and provided the sajd mortgage
will be foieclosed, and the premises described
in and covered by said mortgage, viz:
of NWxl and the north half of the southwest
quarter (Nh Of SWA) OF section numbered
twenty eight c9S) in township nuInbesed. ose
hundred and twenty six (126D nOrh OF range
nut bered thirty four t34) west, con tanning one
hundred and sixty lle0I acres more CT less ae-
cording TO the government survey thereof. IN
StearnS county and state of Minnesota. with
the hereditamenis and appurtenancee, will be
sold at public auction, to the highest bidder
for cash, to pay said debt and interest and tax
es If any on saidpremise sland twenty-five dollar
attorneys fee. as STIMULATED in and by said
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-02-27
A Dreaded Task.

When the new waiter cleared the
table after the twelfth man that he
had served that morning and took
away the orange still untouched, he
expressed downright establishment
what ails all these mem" he said.
'sNot one of them tasted this orange.
Don't men like 'em?'
"Yes," said the head waiter, "they
like them, but they are afraid to try
to eat them in public. They don't like
to take chances On making a show of
themselves. Men are much more
sensitive about tussling with an orange
than woman are. They get through
the. joo just about as gracefully, but
the woman don't seem to mind the
muss, while the men do.'