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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
SHE COULD NOT WALK
Tor Notwithstanding Humor on
Ankles-Opiates Alone Brought
Sleep - Eczema Yielded to

ct had eczema for over two years. had
t#o physicians, but they only gave mt re.
LET for short time and / cannot enum.
Grace the ointments and lotions / used to
no purpose. My ankles were one mass of
sores. The itching and burning were so in
tense that could not sleep. I, could not
walk for nearly four months. One day my
husband said had better try the Cuticura
Remedies. After using them three times,
l had the best nights rest in months I'M
less 1 took an opiate. | used one set of
Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and Pills, and
my ankles healed in a short time. 1T is
now year since used Cuticura and there
has been no return of the eczema. Mrs.
David Brown, Locke, Ark. May IS and
july Is, 1907"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
A Prediction.

One hundred and ninety-nine years
AGO today the English-no, let us so
away back-299 years ago the
French-no, that isn't right-399
years ago the Indians--oh, pshaw,
499 years ago the Mound Builders
took Ticonderoga from the Cave
Dwellers. Then the Indians took it
from the Mound Builders and the
French took it from the Indians. and
then 1919 years ago today the English
took it from the French, and then
Ethan Allen. with the aid of the
Great Jehovah and the continental
congress, took it. from the English,
and now you can take it from me that
no one else is ever going to take it
from NATURALIZATION Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
One Woman's Wisdom.

Mrs. Newed-And you PAID only
90 cents for that hat?
Mrs. Oldwed-That's all.
.Mrs Newed-Your husband was
delighted, of course? :,
Mrs. Oldwed-I hope you don
think 1 was foolish enough 10 tel
him I got such a cheap hat.
Mrs. Newed-Where would the
foolish part come in?
Mrs. Oldwed-Why, if l told MIN
what it cost he'd expect me to DC
satisfied with bargain-counter hats
all the rest of my days.-Chicage
News
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

nerfOrmanCe

Manager-Sir. your performance
of Hamlet is the very worst ever
represented behind the footlights. II
there had been any money in the
house, | should have been bound in
honor to return it at the doors. AS
it is, several friends have sent in
and peremtorily ordered ME to re-
move their names from the free list
Inquirer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
ARRANGING COUTURE.

A woman with a broad face should
do her utmost to conceal it by the
arrangement of her hair. One should
take particular pains not to adopt
narrow dressing, as this only accen-
tuates the defect.
A round pompadour is becoming
to the broad face, and if the hair is
slightly parted it will soften the lines.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
LIN To Him.

The Fiance-But you admitted to
my sister yesterday that you were in
the wrong.
The Fiancee-Suppose did?
The Fiance-Well, then, why don't
you make up with me?
The Fiancee-I will as soon as you
apologize. -Philadelphia Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
Information.

Tell US about the letter you are
preparing.'
Certainly, gentlemen" replied the
candidate, sweeping with genial eye
the circle of reporters. You may
say that on the paramount issue l
express myself With utmost frank
ness"
But what is this paramount is
sue?"
GIVE ~'-~-''o- a. to whether | &C
cept or not"-Philadelpkia Ledger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

the kidney secretions were badly dis
ordered. l was completely worn out
and discouraged when l began using
Doan's Kidney Pills, but they went
right to the cause of the trouble and
did their work we'll. | have been
feeling well ever since."
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
Bad Effects.

First Mother (reading letter from
son at college)-Henry's letters al
ways send me to the dictionary.
Second Mother (resignedly) -
That's nothing. Jacks always send
me to the bank.-London Opinion
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
A Multitude.

The sound of many voices rent Tie
air.
Through the streets resounded the
tramp of countless feet.
Military parade?
Oh, no. The original Taft man
was passing by.-Philadelphia Ledg-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
When The Adamses Move.

Mrs. K, while telling her children
about Adam and Eve and the beau
ties of the Garden of Eden, was in
terrupted by one of the tiny tots say
ing:
"Oh, mamma, when those Adamses
move away, let us get that place to
live in."-The Delineator.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

He-"When did you discover first
that you loved me, sweetheart"
She-''When l found myself get
ting angry every time people called
YOU an idiot. Punch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
Far Better.

History states that hungry young
Ben. Franklin bundled into Philadel-
phia with roll.
That was better than rolling into
town with a bun. "-EXchange
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
Watch The Professor.

Lecture upon the rhinoceros:
Professor must beg you to give
me your undivided attention. 1t IS
absolutely impossible that you can
form a true idea of this hideous
animal unless you keep your eyes
fixed on me.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
Couldn't Disturb Her.

will you buy me drum, brand
mammal"
mo. dear; you would disturb me
with the noise"
mo, l wouldn't. granny; I'd only
play it when you're asleep. London
Taller.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
An Explanation.

Customer-Here, you said that was
a diamond of the first water and 1t
looks blush.
JeweIer-Well, we'll! They must
have got the bluing in the first water.
Chicago Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

Do not wait for some work to turn
YOU may work without praying, but
YOU cannot pray without WORKING
Hudson Taylor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
His Idea.

less search?"
Tommy-When you're looking fer
apples in Their pantry an only find
potatoes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
4 Practical Woman.

''On my knees l begged her for a
kiss"
And what did she say?"
Told me to get up and be prac-
teal. "-Louisville Courier Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

That man is perfect IN faith who
can come to God in the utter deartb
Of his feelings and his desires, with
out glow or an aspiration, with
the weight of low thoughts, failures,
naglects and wandering forgetfulness,
and say to Him. Thou art my refuge,
because Thou art my home George
Macdonald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
Genteel Restraint.

Judge-You'd better be careful, or
1 shall commit you for contempt of
court.
The Lady-Don't be ard on me,
yer worship. I'm a-doin' me best
ter conceal me feelin' s.-The Sketch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

Hicks Capudine Cures Headache,
Whether from Cold, Heat, Stomach, or
Mental Strain. No Acetanilid or dangerous
drugs. It's Liquid. Effects Immediately.
l0c., 25c., and Soc, at drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

It Is cowardice to wish to get rid Of
everything which we do not like,
Sickness and sorrow only exist to
further mans education In this
world; they will not be needed In the
future. -Noyolsl.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

five months in a
hospital l was dis
charged as incura-
BILE, and given only
six months to live.
My heart was affect
ed, l had smother
ing spells and some
times fell uncon-
scious. l got so ]
couldn't use my
arms, my eyesight
was impaired and
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

A mean trick to play on a widow
is to expect her to remember that
she has ever had any experience
with the weak points of men.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

The only difference between an old
fool and young fool is that he
has had more practice.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

Hicks Capudine Cures Women's
Monthly Pains, Backache. Nervousness,
and Headache. It's Liquid. Effects imme-
diately. Prescribed by physicians with best
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
His Eternal "KnOW."

Christ did not build His Gospel OH
a grand perhaps" but on the "eter-
nal know."-Home Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

II is easy enough to tell where love
Is. You love those, and only those,
whom it makes you glad to selve.-
A. G. Singsen.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

how to propose to girl is for her
to teach him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

Consular reports from all European
countries tell of industrial depression,
owing to the decrease in American
purchases.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
NEW USE FOR WEDDING RINGS

NEW USE FOR WEDDING RINGS.
A handsome tabernacle of silver
gilt has been erected in the Chapel OF
the Blessed Sacrament in the new
Roman Catholic Cathedral at West
minister. For years past, in antici-
nation of this event, lady who has
done much for the cathedral has been
collecting gold rings OF which the
inner curtains might hang. She has
succeeded in persuading many OF her
friends and relatives to leave at
death their wedding rings for this
service. At the present moment the
curtains of silk inside the tabernacle
are supported by about fourteen gold
en- rings which she has obtained, and
on each of them the name OF its
donor is Observation-Disclosures Globe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
WISE WORDS.

Beauty is Gods handwriting, a
wayside standardization
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

end. Society likes new sensations
and these thrillers will produce them,
New York Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

Our dependence upon God ought to
be so entire and absolute that we
should never think it necessary, in
any kind of distress, to have recourse
to human consolation. - Thomas a
Kempis.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
To Drive Out Malaria and Build Up
the System

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTE
LESS CHILL Tonic. You know what you
are taking. The formula is plainly printed
on every bottle, showing it is simply Qui-
nine and Iron in a tasteless form, and the
most effectual form. For grown people
and children. SOC.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
THE OVERFED HUSBAND.

Professor Carl Won Noorden, ad-
dressing number OF promlnehC
scientists at Vienna on the subject OF
Food and Nourishment, declared
that the reason so many men begin
to get fat Immediately after they
have married is because their wives
give them their favorite dishes on
every possible occasion.-London
Standard.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

What's the good of being good
if you do not let people know it?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14
FIVE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL.
Discharged Because Doctors Could
Not Cure.

Levi P. Brockway, S. Second Ave-,
Anoka, Mimi, says: after lying for
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1908-08-14

There must be something beyond
man in this world. Even on attain
ms to his higheaS possibilities he is
like bird beating against his cage.
There is something beyond, o death
less soul. like a sea-shell, moaning for
belong-E. II. Chaplin.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-04-13

termed it, but he secuted the sugges-
ton that she should undertake the
work herself.
you little know what hauling taut
heavy canvas MEANS" he said when
they met at lunch. ut would tear the
skin off your hands. No, Miss Max
well; we can put our Chileans on to
that job. I have something better for
you to do. Can you map?
II have copied heaps of plans for
my father" she told him.
Excellent! At noon today I took
an observation, so l intend to devote
an hour to revising the chart VIII
you help? joey is in the scheme al
ready. Then the admiralty will grace
fully acknowledge the survey supplied
by Miss Elsie Maxwell, Captain Ar
thur Courtenay and Joey, otherwise
known as the pup"
His allusion to the dog by name re-
called "Jose the Winebag," but Elsie
thoeght she would retain that tiny
scrap Of detective information for the
present. So she simply said:
you will explain to me my part Of
the undertaking, of course?"
Certainly. You must first correct
the index error. Then you subtract
the dip and the refraction in altitude,
take the suns semidiameter from the
nautical almanac and add the parallax.
Do you follow me?"
thing. But don't wish to hear the
remarks Of the admiralty when they
see the result"
II am interested in navigation to
the slight extent possible to a mere
yachtsman. May l join you?' inter-
posed Christobal.
ooh, yesr' said the captain offhand-
edly.
Elsie repressed the smile on her lips.
Did the worthy doctor fear develop
ments If this harmless mapmaking
progressed in his absence? She i'm
agined, too, that Courtenay's acqui-
essence in Christobai's desire to be
present was not wholly in accordance
with his innermost wish. She prompt
~ crushed that dangerous fancy. The
captain was only seeking for some ex-
cuse to take her away from the rough
work Of rigging the extra awnings.
How odd that the other thought should
have cropped up first!
''You still think the Kansas will win
clear Of her dificultiesT she said
rather hurriedly. After all, the ships
safety is essential to your survey"
Every hour strengthens my opin-
ion," was the confident reply. "Suarez
says that there is a reasonable chance
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-04-13

of occasional brief spells of fine wealth
er at this period Of the year. At any
rate, the gale may not be absolutely
continuous, and Walker is assured that
he can patch up the engines for half
speed. Given calm day-a day like
this, for instance-we can reach the
strait in few hours"
"And the Indians?"
Il leave them out Of my reckoning.
What else can I doY
XIII 'em," said Tollemache.
Courtenay glanced sharply at his fell
low countryman. He disliked these
references to the Alaculof bogy in
Elsie's presence.
I'VE have dynamite aboard" said
Tollemache. "Why not construct a
couple Of internal machines which
could be fired by pulling a string and
let them drift toward the canoes when
the Indians are near enough?'
TT is worth trying" was Courte-
nays brief comment, though he saw
later that Tollemache's suggestion was
very useful one
Els1e's first task was to prepare a
large scale drawing Of the southern
part Of Hanover island as set forth In
admirably chart No. 1887 sheet 2.
Patagonia), which is the only trust
worthy record available for shipmas-
tiers using the outer passage between
the gulf of Penas and the strait Of Ma
gellan. 1t was a simple matter to fill
In the few contours given. The neigh
boring small islands were shown in
reasonable detail, but the whole west.
ern coast of Hanover island itself con-
sisted Of dotted line and a solitary
peak, Stokes mountain, the height OF
which could be estimated and its no.
sition triangulated from the sea. Even
Conception strait, on the north. and
the San Bias channel, on the soutb.
were marked In those significant dot
TED lines. The coast was practically
unknown to civilized man.
1t was borne in on the girl while she
worked that the chief marvel in her
present condition was the triumph of
science over nature in its most hostile
mood. The Kansas boosted all the
comforts and Injuries Of well equip
pea hotel. Seated at the same table
as herself was a skiilful sailor, using
logarlthms, secants and cosecants. DO
lar distances and hour angles as IL he
were In some university class room.
She stole a glance at Courtenay. He
was so keenly engaged on the business
IN nano. SO bent on achieving accuracy
In MS figures. that she chided herself
Tor her reverie. Then she wondered
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-04-13
CANS AND NELSON
MATCHED FOR MAY
Gleason Gets Bout and Packey Me-
FarIand VIII Meet the
Winner.

San Francisco. Cal, April 12-Harry
Gilmore, manager of Packey McFar-
land, announced today that Packey
would leave for Chicago on Wednes-
day.
we will not stay in the middle west
long, just week or so. and then we
will come back to the coast" said Gill
more. 4Packey will not stay in the
fighting game very long and we want
to meet the best in the business out
here. A week or two's notice and we
will be ready for any battle"
Despite Packey's announcement that
he does not want to meet Cans for a
year, at least, it is reported that his
next Matte in the ring here will be
with the old master If he is winner
of the Gans-Nelson battle.
Cans and Nelson have been matched
to meet in this city the latter part Of
May and Promoter Jack Gleason is
wearing a smile that won't come off.
He has found an anti-toxin for the
coffroth germ that hit Sam Berger and
for time threatened Gleason himself.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-04-13
WITH NEW BATTsTES.

One of the new bordered batistes is
being made into a captivating little
frock. The batiste is printed in far
apart stripes made up of Copenhagen
blue dots arranged vertically. The
border das deep rose design in nat
ural colorings with four narrow hori-
zontal stripes of the blue and a wide
band of blue at the side. The batiste
is being made widthwise with the Dor
red for the bottom of the skirt The
skirt is plain. The bodice is of the
kimona order made of the border with
a blue band cut in half-edging the
fronts and the kimona sleeves. The
undersleeves are Of the dotted mate
rial, long, three quarters length and
shirred into close fitting, with a cuff
at the bottom which is made of lace
edged with blue stripes. The v che
misette is of lace and also the stock
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-04-13
METEOR SILK ROBES.

Meteor silk makes some of the pref
test robes for evening wear. The
fabric is soft. clinging and the color
is wonderful. Those of the rose and
lavendermauve are most beautiful
Net is well worn, too, but to have a
good effect is must be worked with
very coarse floss or chenille But
when a frock is, for instance, of cream
net and the flowers are all of deli
cate tones and the hangings from the
belt of a contrasting shade-for all the
best frocks now employ little scarfs
that depend coquettishly from the
shoulders or short waist the gown
cannot but be becoming.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-04-13

Paris Pattern No. 1904, All Seams
Allowed.-This pretty little Dutch
necked, short sleeve princess frock is
suitable fer any of the soft finished
wool materials, such as nuns yelling
and challis, as well as batiste, organ
die or wash silk. 1t is gathered across
the front and back as well as along
the shoulders, and this fullness is
tucked into the waist line. Narrow
valenciennes insertion and edging is
used as trimming, and colored or
black velvet ribbon adds a stylish
touch. The pattern is in four sizes
six to twelve years. For a girl OF
eight years the dress requires 81
yards of material 27 inches wide, 21s
yards &c inches wide, or 2A yards "a
inches wide; 90 yards of insertion,
two yards of edging and Az yards OF
ribbon to trim.
To procure this pattern send 10 cents to
Pattern Editor office of this paper.
Write name and address plainly and be
sure to give size and number of pattern.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1908-04-13
S0X TRIM FORT WAYNE,

Fort Wayne, Ind. April 1.-THE sox
regulars wound up their preliminary
season this afternoon in blaze of
glory. trimming the Fort Wayne bunch
for the second consecutive game. to
!, and capturing the undisputed cham
pionship of the Central league.
The lone tally credited to the ex-
champions was due to an error by one
George Davis, who succeeded Jiggs
Donohue as first sacker in the sixth in
ming. Jigger left in the midst of the
battle in order to catch the afternoon
RATHER for Chicago. But for his de-
parture the local bugs might be mourn
Ing tonight over a double shut-out