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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
Tho Crack In the Plate.

There was company TO dinner at
Nellie's house in South Broad street,
and the diners were enjoying the first
course, which consisted Of oyster soup.
Nellie made away with hers for some
time in silence until she had nearly
cleaned the plate, when she suddenly
paused and, looking at her mother
across the table, said in stage whis-
per:
Mamma, what you fink? Dere's a
hair In the soupw
Hush, Nellie" said mamma, frown-
ing. Its nothing but a crack In the
plate"
Nellie moved the bowl Of her spoon
back and forth over the supposed crack
and then exclaimed triumphantly:
"Kln q crack moveY'-St. Louis Re-
public.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
An Az 10 Grind.

The familiar expression. Gan ak to
grind" frequently attributed to Benja-
min Franklin. originated with Charles
Miner. who introduced the following
tale Of woe in short, plthy essay pub
lished in country newspaper of Penn
sylyania during the year 1911: A little
boy Is asked by man with an ak and
an engaging smile II his father has Il
grlndst0ne, and, the family being In
erond possession Of that implement Of
welfare. the youngster leads the way
mto the back yard
What a fine little fellow you are"
exclaims the stranger quite casually,
as though scarcely conscious Of speak
Ing lor-l. or course the boy becomes
NJ Oh, q 81. llost oacdicnt servant and,
by more we'll directed praise. brings
water To whet the wheel and heroic
ally turns the grindstone until his
small hands sting with bllsters. But
the moment the AK is ground its owner
calls his little fetch and carry slave
rascal" brushes his newborn manly
pride by bidding him hurry of to
schoOl.-Los Angeles Times.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
Al EXANDRIA GAZETTE AND VIRGINIA ADVERTISER
THURSDAY EVENING. FEB. 6. 1908:
Artnsian WeIIs.


The theoretical explanation of the
phenomenon is easily understood. The
secondary and tertiary geological for
nations often present the appearance
of immense basins, the boundary or
rim OF the basin having been formed
BY an upheaval OF adjacent strata. In
these formations 1t often happens that
a porous stratum, consisting OF sand
sandstone, chalk or other calcareous
matter. is included between two imper-
meable layers OF clay so as to form a
fat porous u tube, continuous from
side TO side of the valley, the outcrop
on the surrounding hills forming the
mouth OF the tube. The rain filtering
down through the porous layer to the
bottom of the basin forms there q sub
terranean pool, which, with the liquid
Dr. semiliquid column pressing upon II,
constitutes sort OF huge natural by
drostatic bellows. Sometimes the pres
sure on the superintendent crust is so
great as to cause an upheayal or dis
turbance of the valley. 1t Is obvious,
then. that when. a hole is bored down
through the upper impermeable layer
TO the surface of the lake the water VIII
be forced up by the natural lawof water
seeking It's level to height above the
surface of the valley, greater or less,
according to the elevation Of the level
in the feeding column, thus forming a
natural fountain on precisely the same
principle as that OF most artificial foun-
tains, where the water supply comes
from a considerable height above the
4ok
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
An Auction Room Incident.

II was an auction sale on Market
street. and the auctioneer was disgust.
ed. He had offered a watch and chain
which be claimed TO be worth $22. The
first bid was 81. aud he could not get
a second. "I1l find out IL there Is an
ounce of nerve In this crowd" said he,
and. taking a one dollar note from his
wallet, he held It up and asked for
bids. A laugh went through the
crowd, but for q couple Of minutes no
one bid on the note. "Come on" said
the auctloneer. "What Is the matter
Don't you think the bill is goodT
After another moment the voice Of a
small boy was heard. Five cents, "
he said. That's the game" said the
auctioneer. who'll make 1t i02" A
man I'm the crowd bid 10 cents, and the
boy raised 1t to 10. The bidding went
on until the little fellow had got to
95 cents, when the auctioneer handed
him the note. He gave the auctioneer
another note and got nickel change.
The auctloneer then treated the crowd
to lecture On courage.-Philadelphia
Record.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
Saw His Own Finish.

Some time ago the wife Of Judge
Blank lost her cook, and. since she had
no other resource, she rolled up her
sleeves and for a week provided such
meals as the Judge had not enjoyed
since those happy days when the
Blanks did not keep a cook. The
judges delight was 50 great that by
way Of appreciative acknowledgment
he presented Mrs. Blank with a beau
tiful ermine cloak. Quite naturally the
incident was n good deal noised about
among the social acqualntances Of the
Blanks and a spirit of envious emula-
ton was developed In certain quarters.
1t was in this mood that Mrs. Jerome
recited the story to her husband.
"What do | get. jerry" she asked,
"if will do the cooking for a week2"
"Well," said Mr. Jerome, "at the end
Of q week, my dear. you'll get one OF
those long Grape veils."-Argonaut.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

Army, Fort Washington, Nd, January 80,
19Os-Sealed proposals in triplicate will be
received at this office until p. m. March 4,
1908, for the construction Of one double bar
rack building at Fort WASH gton, Nd. In
formation regarding plans and specifications
may be obtained at this Office and intending
bidders will be furn ished them upon deposit
ing the sum of $40, which will be refunded
upon return Of same. Proposals must be
marked Proposals for Constructing Double
BaTrack Building at Fort Washington. Md, 4"
an5 addressed to the Constructing Quarter.
master, U. S. Army, Fort Washington, Nd.
feb4,5,67 mar2.3
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Trains leave Union Station Alexandris,
In Eject February 5, 1868.

Trains leave Union Station Alexandris,
In Elect February 5. 1868.
N. B--Followingsch schedule figures published
only as information, and are not guaranteed.
S:22 A. M.-Daily-Local for Harrison
burg, warrestos Daaville and way stations.
9H A, M.-Daily-U. =. Fast Nail. Stops
only for passengers for Charlottesville and
points south at which scheduled to stop. Firss
class coaches and drawing room sleepe for
Columbus, Macon and New Orleans. Dining
car service.
4:27P. N. Daily-Wa shingt "a and Florids
limited. Sleeping cars between New forf, Au-
gusta AM Jacksonville. Through frst-class
coscne between Washington and yacks)n'
Will. Dining car service between Washing
ton n Jacksonville. Tourist TO California
tri.weekly.
4:S2 P. M.-week Days--Local for Hsr.
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch.
5:12 P. M.-Dsily-Local for wsrenton
and Charlottesville.
1907 P. NJ, No. Daily-New York and
Augusta Express. Through coaches and
sleepeis to Charlotte, Columbia and Augusta.
Sleeper TO Aiken. Dinins car service Is
carte.
1882 P. M.-Daily--Washingto and Chit.
tanooga Limited (via Lynchburg). FIR {
class coach and sleeping cars to Roanoke
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep
er 10 Birmingham and New Orleans, Wasl.
ington TO Roanoke. Dining car service.
11:17 P. M.-Daily-Eew York and New
Orleans Limited. All Pullman train, club
and observation cars to New Orleans. Sleep
ers to Asheville, Atlanta, Birmingham and
New Orleans Dining car service.
Through trains from the south arrive at Al
exsndris 1918, 1928 and 1913 A. NJ. and
S:13, 9:l3, 9.4S and ills P. N. daily. Har.
risonburg 1908 P. N. week days and 9:13
N. daily. From Charlottesville 1853 A. NJ.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria Nv. q o. Station) 8 % A
NJ. and 635 P. NJ. week days for
Bluemont; 5:l5 P. NJ. week days for Leet-
burg 9:21 ". on Sundays univ for Blue
mont; 4.48 P. II. daily for Bluemont.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets. Pull
man reservation, etc., apply 70
WILLIAM G. LEHEW, Union Ticker
Agent, Alexandria, Va.
G. H. ACKERT. Vice Pres. and Gen. Mgr
3. 81. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
W. b. TAYLOE, Gen. Passenger Ageni
L. 8. BROWN, General Agent.
Washington, ID. G..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
A Diplomatic System.

ITO what, SIR" we asked a middle
aged, happily married man recently,
do you attribute the success you have
made Of your married llfeT
otis a bit Of elementary wisdom,
my son. he replied. "When my wife
is in the1wrong, 1 agree with her, and
all is well. When she is In the right
argue against her; she energies tri-
umphantly, proves me foolish, feels
good all day-and again all is well.
Learn this, my son, ere you marry
Cleveland Leader.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
janSi fsbS.4.5,29, mar2

Office of Constructing Quartermaster, U.
Army, Fort Washington, Nd, January '2S,
1908. Sealed Proposals in iriplicate will be
received at this Office until 2 p. m. March z,
1908, for the construction Of Macadsm Roads,
Brick Cutters, Concrete Abutment, Catch
Basins, Railroad Track, and the Be.surfacing
of Roads at Fort Hunt, Va. Information re-
gardiug plans aud specifications may be OBJ.
tanned az this Office and intending bidders will
be furnished them upon depositing the sum
Of $500, which will be refunded upon return
of same. Proposals must be marked ''Propo-
sails for Constructing Macadam Roads, etc,
at Fort Hunt, Va :" and addressed TO the
Constructing QuaItermaster, U. ). Army, Fort
Washington, Nd.
ian30,S1 feb3, 1929
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
PROPOSALS.

Office Of Constructing Quartermaster, U. S
Army, Fort Washington, Md January 29,
1908. Sealed Proposals in triplicate will be
received at this Office until 2 p. m. March
3. 1905. for furnishing and installing
Screen Doors and Windows in buildings at
Fort Hunt, Va. Information regarding
nj ms and specifications may be obtained at
this Office and intending bidders viii be fur
nished them upon depositing the sum Of $500,
which will be refunded upon return of same.
Proposals must be marked Proposals for
furnishing and installing Screens at Fort
Hunt, Va, >" and addressed to the Construct
ing Quartermaster, U. S. Army, Fort WASH
ington, Nd.
iauSl feb345 90. MARI
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
Ordered Sold By ths Votera.

The lighting plant owned by the in-
corporated village Of Waddington. n.
Y, was sold after the voters had so or
dsred at a special election. The presi-
dent Of the village writes briefly, but
eloquently:
THE property was sold for $1,000;
cost, 5000: FIVE years used. The VII
lage was sore on the property"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
Washington, Alexandria :
Mt. Vernon Railway.
.KAvK ALEXANDRIA

For Washington, from corner Prince
Royal streets. week days, at 545, $40. $40
6S5. 645s 200, 40. 72O, 7S5, $50. SEQ
81 70 10 &C. sI So |, sS 30 TO- II &c., ESQ.,
M. i2 10, IL %, IL 30, i2 80, 10. 25, 80.
80, 10, 25, 80, 3 so, 10, 20, 8 20, 4 90.
q 20. 49, 4S5, A go 30 5 20, SS5, 5a5.
300, 9 80, 10 90, 10 80, II 10 and IL sop. m.
Sundays-7O0, $40. 10, 900, $50, 10 10
/ 20, / 10, 3 90, 22o, 40, Soc. so, SO, 4Oo.
20, 40, 8 90, 5 20, 10. s 90, 20, 6 40, z %,
720, 740, 800, $50, 900, $50, 1000, 10 so
and IL 10 p m.
FOR MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandria for Mount Vernon, week
s e. S ga 80? s iOSs g. i q and "a
y. m.
sundays-7OO, Q so, 10 Al, II 40 a. NJ. IL 40
10, 240. 40, 447, %, s as and 10 Is D. m
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
An OVERSIGHT.

81 want to pay this BILL" he said at
the hotel bar, "but l think you have
made a slight error here in my favor.
I've been reading over the extras, and
l cannot find that you have charged
anything for telling me you thought II
might rain"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
Ror Rhenmatic sufierers.

The quick relief from pain afforded BY
applying Chsmberlain's Pain Balm
n axes II q favorite With suffers from
rheumatism, scistics, lame back, lum-
bago, and deep seated and muscular
pains. For sale by W. F. Creighton
and Richard Gibson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

Is not every day the two confuxes Of
two eternities for every MANI Lines
OF influences from all the past and
stretching onward into all the future
do intersect them.-Carlyle.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
Washington Southern Ry

Schedule In effect January 6, 1868.
Trains leave Union Station for Washington
and points north at 5 OF ano 08 3. M, IL OIL
234, 8 OF. 8 %, and IL 80 p. m, week days.
Sundays-9 08 q. M, 1201, 81, e2S and
l133 .. m.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and points
south at %, 81, 5 80 and II % o. M, Az
506 (local), and AZ p. m, week days
Sundays-437, 6 48, and IL % u. m. 4 OF.
SIS Qocal), and 947 p. m.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg at 8 IS
\. m. week days.
NoTK Time of arrivals ard departures
and connections not guaranteed.
G. w. CULP, w. p. TAYLOB.
GEM Supt. Traf. Mgr,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
Probably.

1.-THE ideaw exclaimed Mrs. Kadley.
81 wonder why that woman is watch
Ing me sou
Probably" replied her husband,
shes trying to find out why you are
staring at her ."-EXchange.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup act
gently but promptly on the bowels. IT stops
the cough by soothing the throat and lung
irritation. Sold by w. +. Creighton q Co.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
The Lima TO Call.

Mrs. Dunleigh-It is very singular
that your mother always happens to
call on me when l am out.
Little Flossie Dlmpleton-Oh, we can
see from our front window whenever
you go away.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

better remedv is not made for Colds and
La Grippe than Quyhon. Geta box now. l0c
end 25e at E. S. LEADBEATER 4 SONS.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

Curtice Brothers SAP MAPLE SYRUP
Blue Label CATSUP, ASSORTED JAMS
and BAKED BEANS lust received BY
y uTT pUpN
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

Good values in COFFEES, at l5c, 1Sc, zoe
25e, SOC aud Soc per pound at
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
MEETINGS.

THE s6n1si meeting 81 the So f6oldeTs Il
L the VIRGINIA SAFE DEPO IT AND
TRUST CORPORATION will e held st the
banking house Of said corporation on MON
noon, for the election Of directors and for
such other business as may properly come be-
fore said meeting.
C. J. RIxEy, President.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

Get yourself a box of Quybon quick and
give that old enemy, La Grippe, knockout
blow. l0c and 25c boxes at
f. =. LEADREATER 4 SONS
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

THE annual mseting Of the stockholders Of
l the JULIUS LAESBURGH FURNI-
TURE 4 CARPET 70, Of Washington, D.
c.. viii be held at Hotel Fleisehmann. Alex
sndria. Va, on February 18th, 1908, at s
O'Clock. By IRWIN H. H0LLANDER,
jan24 81 .feb7 Secretary d Treasurer.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06
JANIS I'd

NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING-The
~ annual stockholders' meeting Of THE
WASHINGTON LUNA PARK c MPANY
will Re he'd at the Office Of the company,
Four Mile Ron. Va, TUESDAY, February
II. at o'clock D. m. &c. CURRY,
ian30 feb3.6 Treasurer.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

The ''pure food law is designed by
the government to protect the public from
It is beneficial both to the public and
to the coneientious manufacturer. Ely's
Cream Balm, a successful remedy for
cold in the herd, nasal catarTh, hay fever,
etc, containing no Injurious drugs. meets
fully the requirements Of the new law, and
that fact is prominently stated on every pack
age. II contains none Of the injurious drugs
which are required by law to be mentioned
on the label. Hence you can use II safely.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

THE annual meeting Of the stockholders of
L the CHEESEMAN CHEMICAL CO.,
Incorporated. of Virginia, will be- held on
TUESDAY, February 11th, 1908, at O'Clock
D. m. at the Office Of the Virgins Safe De-
post 4 Trust Corporation. in Alexandria,
Vs., for the election Of directors and for the
tranaction of such other business a. may
legally come before said meeting.
CHARLES ID. sANDERsON,
jan3l I'd President.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

LEADBEATERs's Perfected Preparation
Of the Tastsless Extrf Of COD LIVER OIL.
u ounce bottles 75c. For sale by
Ea TFADRPATER 4 SONS
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETIEG-The
~ annual meeting of the stockholders Of
the WASHGNGTON,A ALEXANDRIA AND
MOUNT VERNON RAILWAY COMPANY
will be held at $3.50 o'clock p. m. TUESDAY,
February H., 1913, at the ofice Of the
company, in Mount Vernon, Va.
JOHN w. PITT0CK,
ien25 I'd Secretary
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-06

Very tne MARACAIBO COFFEE, FRESHLY
rosa.sa. fov sale nv ]. q. MTLBURN
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-19

Selection: Rose of Shiras" Eilenberg
PART II
Vocal; Hawaiian Songs. ar. b Berger
Selection: Soldiers Parade. Hume
Quadrille: Popular Airs. .Liddell
Finale: "Maunawlli" and "Moana.
lua" ........, Rerper
THE Star.Spangled Banner"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-19
WOOD REPORTS
CONTINUED from Psce y

will be sent out to some $50 Chambers
of Commerce forthwith IN an effort to
enlist their interest and support. The
Press will he kept fully informed as
to every step taken. United States
Consuls will be notified and by the first
of the year the work of publicity
should be well under way. July ith
1912, will be a day never to be forgot.
ten In the history of Hawaii.
II Is fortunate that the Committee
has placed an order for an additional
lot Of the Gross Roads of the Pacific"
map.
By the last mail from the Orient, we
received requests for the map from
Chiakiang, Shanghai, Tientsin. Wei.
Hai-Wei and Chefoo. We also have
letters from Antwerp. Belgium: Wien,
Germany: and La Pax, Mexico. ac.
knowledging receipt Of maps sent and
asking for additional copies.
Letters from Thos Cook and Ray.
mond and Whitcomb's agencies
throughout the United States, are com.
ing in. acknowledging the receipt a
supplies of the fourth edition of "Ha.
wall A Primer which they state will
he carefully distributed. Several of
the agents report the outlook for
travel to Hawaii during the coming
| season to be good.
A letter from firm of publishers Of
maps and aliases. to hand by the
| Manchuria, states that they are pre-.
pairing to issue new atlas and history
| OF the world. getting out an edition
of 100000 copies. They propose Civ.
Ing 20 to 40 pages to Hawaii. general
descriptive matter, history. statistics.
Illustrations, maps, etc. No request
tor financial assistance is made but
| the Committee Is requested to prepare
the matter and supply the necessary
maps and photographs which we cln
well afford to do, If. upon inquiry, we
find the firm to be a reliable one.
Regarding the proposition OF c. s.
Hammond and Company. of New York,
| In which they offer to engravc a spec,
ial plate showing the data contained In
the Gross Roads" map, and over.
print their splendid map of the world,
provided we care to assist them to the
extent of order 100 copies at $500 per
copy, giving this data on all future Is.
sues of the map, the issue OF which
has already exceeded 100000 copies.
The offer Is splendid one and hope
sincerely that some plan may be de,
vised that will permit our taking adj
vantage of 1t.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-19
1T is CHILDISH

kidney Trouble" Is term seldom
used In Medical Works The technical
term they use IL from the Greek and
means inflammation Of the kidneys"
which IL the real difficulty with kidney
troubled people.
1t is childish to attempt to treat in
fnmcd kidneys with kidney irritants.
And yet thousands do 1t every day, and
kidney disease that does not get well
carly takes IA chronic form that was
incurnble, the deaths now reaching 40
per day,
The ordinary diurctlcs are kidney ir-
ritants and drive the kidneys for n
short time. This does not allay innam-
nation In thcm--ratncr the reverse. Can
you see why the old kidney medicines
were not only futile but at times harmful
and why physicians have abandoned
them?
II was the life work of the late John
j. Fulton to reverse the old method OF
irritation and replace It with n new
action upon the kidneys that absorbs
and ailays kidney Inflammation, and for
the first time In the world kidneys
disease, both In the acute and chronic
stages, Is now yielding TO treatment
And the moans of doing II was an
actual discovery, for up to the appear
ance of fulton's Renal Compound, ply
Slcians and pharmacists knew nothing
mat would reduce Inflammation In the
kidney tissues.
Literature mailed free.
JOHN J, FULTON co,
Oakland. Cal.
Honolulu Drug Co, Fort ST. are our
sole local agents, Ask FOR B-Monthly
Bulletin of late recovcries. 6S
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-19
new AUTO COMPANY
To INCORPORATE

THE Maui Auto Company, Ltd, :"
Is the name of the latest association
to apply for incorporation papers.
The capital stock of the new COM
pany. Of which James Kirkland is the
president, is named at $4,000, with
the privilege to increase this sum to
$4,000. The headquarters of the
company are at Waikiki.
The assets of the company arc
named as follows: Buick auto, ST.
900; 1 Kissel Kar, $500; 1 Winton
auto, $2750; tools, etc, $3.50; ac-
counts receivable. $500; goodwill OF
the business, $41O0.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-19
ANNUAL REPORT OF
commerce CHAMBER

The Chamber Of Commerce has Is
sued its annual report, an interesting
and instructive booklet covering many
subjects handled by local writer's, each
an authority in his field. The table of
the contents $ AS follows:
1 officers and Trustees, l'"Sl9"''
Standing Committee. Special COM
mittccs: Presidents Annual Report,
Sccrctary's Annual Report; Annual
Roport Hawaii Promotion Committee;
federal Legislative matters; Light
houses and Fortihcations; U. 5. Gus
toms Statistics; Postoiiicc Business;
uawaii's Educational System; Terri
torial Finances; License ices; Bureau
of Conveyanccs Statistics; Map Homo
lulu Harbor; The harbor of Honolulu;
Inter.Island Steam Navigation Co.;
Commercial Pacific Cable Rates; Rail-
roads of the Territory; The Under
ground Water of Oahu; Honolulu
Stock and Bond Exchange; Some Gil
matte Features Of Hawaii; The Press
In Hawaii: The Automobile In Hawaii:
Transportation Facilities oi Hawaii;
Development of Sugar Machinery:
Sugar Statistics; The Rice Industry
in Hawaii; The Pineapple Industry;
Coffee; Sisal in Hawaii; Rubber Plan.
tation Statistics; Tobacco; Miscellan.
eous Statistical Data; Charter Of Ho.
holulu Chamber Of Commerce; BY
Laws of Honolulu Chamber of Com.
morce; Rules Of Order: Officers of Ho.
nolulu Chamber of Commerce from
Date of Organization; Members of Ho-
noluu Chamber Of Commerce; Prog.
ress of international Arbitration.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1908-11-19
HANDING HIM THE LEMON

out in Arizona" yawned the
pretty girl. 81 saw an artesian well
drill that had been digging away for
weeks and weeks. 1t reminded me
so much OF you" WEAKLY" lisped
the young man who never glanced
at the clock. ''In what way?"
why 1t was such chronic bore"