davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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schemlna Old Satan.

Eyes. said the old colored brother
che clum a tree wen he seen Satan
comm, an Satan sOt fire ter de tree.
den he come slidin down. an wha,
does you reckon Satan done?"
'Yca tell II"
Raised a yearthquake an sWal-
Tered him an Do tree Atlanta
COnstitetson
The bee., 1908-10-15

forget-BAby is restless, can't sleep
ut night, won't eat cries spasmodi-
cally. A bottle of Whites Cream
Vermifuge never fails to cure. Ev-
cry mother should give her baby
Is pale and fretful, the mother does
not know what to do. A bottle Of
this medicine would bring color to
his cheeks and laughter to his eyes.
Give It a trial.
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee., 1908-10-15

Never marry man to reform hifa.
my dear" coupseled Aunt Hephzlbah
"If you do reform him hen hate YOU
for Il, and II you don't you'n always
be plying yourself for having married
a man who wasn't good enough for
you"
The bee., 1908-10-15
wnat nrnas wslhcw MIAMI.

No woman need object 20 be called
grass widow" on the plea that It
is dlsrespectful The term is from the
French grace. the origin being grace
widow" II Is an old and honored
expression and means widow by
courtesy.
The bee., 1908-10-15

Persian Easy Language TO Learn.
Persian is said to be not very diff.
cult language The modern Persian is
very much like the English in its
sensible rejection OF the infections
that burden so many of the worlds
tongues.
The bee., 1908-10-15
The PnlIosopher Of Folly.

There came a time IN my lie" ad.
GIFTS the Philosopher of Folly ghen
did not know which way tc inrn. or
what stcn 81 axe next \ wo.4 sea-
my danc!a iHas,er Pal me RI at. now.
,ver"
The bee., 1908-10-15

"'rhou shalt be a gentleman" was
no amendment to the ten command
lnents proposed by President Harris
~ Amherst, but II they were all kept
perhaps the amendment would not be
necessary.
The bee., 1908-10-15
Enolsnd Adopts Frenoh svsten

The French gardening methods by
which an acre Of ground is made TO
yield $2,4SS to 1890 per annum by
the forcing hot bed process has been
introduced in England. Vegetables
are produced all the year and are
forced by a steady temperature OF 30
degrees
The bee., 1908-10-15

Dyspepsia is Americas curse. Bnrdock Blood
Bitters conquers dyspepsia every time It drives
out impurities, tones the stomach, restores per
feet digestion, normal weight, and good health
The bee., 1908-10-15
M. q .che,s, phlIonnnhu

The old dlfhess or Cleveland in
dted relative to her husbands fu-
moral and told him to bring his gun.
adding Ne are old. we must die:
but the pheasants must be shot"
The bee., 1908-10-15

Rat Must Rave Lived Well.
A rat recently caught at Gateshead-
on-Tyne, England, measured 1917
inches.
The bee., 1908-10-15
roupie.

Some folks" says Brother Dickey,
have so much trouble in this world
that the place where Satan lives at
will look familiar to emil"
The bee., 1908-10-15

A certain line OF exercises Is recon-
mended to make children stronger
than their parents. This looks like
a blow at the woodsned ceremony.
The bee., 1908-10-15

Cures baby's Group. Wilie's daily cuts and
bruises, mama's sore throat, grandma's lameness
pr. Thomas Electric oil--the great household
remedy.
The bee., 1908-10-15
eoo,s and Wise Men.

Fools will ask waht time It is, but
the wise know their time.-F'rom the
Spanish.
The bee., 1908-10-15

i-s, en- Ca Norway. boasts a pape,
areh capable of seating 1000 per
,oas
The bee., 1908-10-15
go voticed This?

n I've o be noted that The
,an 4ho p j." knows il all. only
3. IN IS = nsnt know it,
The bee., 1908-10-15

tihie oi arrival OF trains passinr
through aud departure Of traius
originating nc Darlington.
Effective Sunday, July II, 1873.
The bee., 1908-10-15
a Mord from josh WIse-

Like dog will Hnaw q bone when
he aln't hungry, naggin' man win
nag when he amt angry"
The bee., 1908-10-15
The Oldest Arissocr acy

Talent ought 10 have privileges. 1t
Is the ohlAst aflstocracy that know
f.-Chateaubriand.
The bee., 1908-10-15

me WOnQeriu
~ m new model Oliver
~. N-.,s-f Ia No. 3, has taken
r., HdAtse the market by
w tRf NaEe7 storm
IfiN Its reception by
the public has ex
y ceeded in enthusi-
49, asm anything we
had dared 20 anticipate.
Employers and stenOgraphers
alike have welcomed Ii as the one
machine that answers the inultipli-
ed need OF the hour.
The cry is for Speeds Speed
Speed land the oliver responds.
The demand Eer Durability Is fill
ed by the stardy, steel-clad Oliver.
To call for q writing machine
that will Go many things aud do each
OF them equally we'll, the Oliver
answers with It's unexaRpled versa
tility.
Its visible writing saves the
strain on eye aud brain.
Its legibility lends beauty 10 ITS
work. The letters that bear the OIL
iver imprint are the letters that seen
90 speak.
oliver No. fairly bristles with
new anu exclusive Llulo-ehu-bhNluS
features. We have space 70 mention
only a few of the more importat ones.
disappearing Indicator shows
exact prInting point.
Balance Shifting Mechanism
saves operative effort.
Line Ruling Device is fine for
tRbuiated work.
Double Release doubles cOnve-
nience.
Non. Vibrating Base insures
stability. Yet with all OF those ad.
ded improvements, we have still
further slmplifled the Oliver-by
fusing brains with metal.
Oliver No. is n dream come true
the dream Of Thomas Oliver crys-
tallized into this wonderful mech
anism of shining steel that embOd-
les very possible requirement of a
perfect writing machine.
Ask the nearest Oliver agent for a
Free Demonstration of OliyOr No. g..
Or send for The Oliver BoOk-yOurs
for postal.
The Oliver typewriter Company.
The oliver Typewriter Building.
Chicago, III
The bee., 1908-10-15
NORTH BOUND.
SOUTH BOUND.
Tpn q IN q.
|. c. r. r. TIME CARD

Tlloe Of departure Of Illinois Gen.
oral trains from NOrIonville, Ky.
The bee., 1908-10-15

For cuts, sprains, bruises, burns
rheumatic and all other pains, use
McLean's Volcanic OIL Linament.
First sold in 1852, still the same eff
festive remedy in 1908. Good for
men or beast. 20c.. zoe. and $l.0O.
The bee., 1908-10-15
Rheumatism

have found . trkSd and tasted cure for Rhsu-
matisml Not remedy that will atraighten the
distorted limbs OF chronic cripples, nor turn bony
groWths back 10 hesh again. That Is Impossible:
But can now surely kin the pains and pangs OF
this deplOrable disease.
II Gernany-With a Chemist In the City Of
Darmatadt-I found the last ingredient with
which DR.. Shops Rheumatic Remedy was made
that last Ingredient. successfully treated many,
many cases of Rheumatism but now, 90 last. Il uni
lormly cures All cunble cases OF this horetofore
much dreaded disease. Those sand-like granular
wastes found Ia Rheumatic Blood seem 20 dissolve
and pass away under the action Of this remedy ~
freely a. does sugar when added 70 pure water
freely pass from the system, and the cause OF
Rhoumatidm u gone forever. There IL now no
real noed--nO actual excuse % suffer longer with
out hSlp. We ali, and In O0nhdonoo recommend
The bee., 1908-10-15

When you FIRST feel sensation q
pain in the fingers that may mean a
falon, at once put rock salt in the
oven, pulverize it and mix with equal
parts of turpentine. This mixture ap-
piled frequently will destroy within "a
hours even a felon that has Taade some
Roadway
The bee., 1908-10-15
New Oliver No. S
Sets Swiftsst Pace Ever
Known in Typewriter Selling.

The wOnde rfu
new model, Oliver
No. 8, has taken
the market by
storm
Its reception by
the public has eX
ceeded Ia enthusi-
The bee., 1908-10-15

.,naiIJ paid 10 the \
in hnes. that Of me 4
~ alona :
The bee., 1908-10-15
Eight Large Mines.

and produces about one-sixth of al. the coal mined
in all Kentucky.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
CRUELTY TO HOLIDAY.

Although a little belated The Herald
wishes 20 call attention to a grave in
justice done an old friend, Thomas
Holiday, by the city council. Thomas,
be it. known. is superintendent of city
waterworks. His chief duty is to watch
the pressure gauge in his Office at the
joint building, take occasional drives
sround TO see that a snowslide has not
overwhelmed the plaster in Big Cotton
wood conduit, and muster punches of
votes for the American" party when
needed. incidentally, he does a -four
ishing florist business on his own time.
Now. Thomas. being in business for
himself and holding d municipal office,
is most naturally anxious 10 have some
means of rapid transit from his private
business 10 the public pressure gauge.
No self-respecting public official would
think of devoting all his time 10 public
affairs. nor would this administration
expect it of him. The real work can
be- done by subordinates, and if he is
not present himself, il will require more
sutordinates-which is good for the
party on election day.
Accordingly, Thomas asked the cOun-
ell To get him an automobile. Did the
council grant il? Did they recognize
the economy of time for Thomas. the
comfort of Thomas in his trips from
the private business to the public pres
suhe gauge Had they any consider
ation at all for the dignity of the SUI
perintendent of waterworks and chief
supervisor of plastered conduits?
Nary consideration.
Instead of an automobile, the council
gave Thomas four more horses, a
wagon and an extra clerk at SO per
month The extra clerk is probably
meant TO relieve Thomas of the duty
of watching the pressure gauge. and
the four extra horses with one wagon
furnish another badly-needed reason
why the city should vote for a $500, 900
bond issue.
This shows how ungrateful the city
council is. how slow 10 recognize merit
and ability. Four horses. indeed. when
only one automobile was wanted. one
wagon and one clerk, when gasoline
and a chauffeur were so badly needed
10 relieve HOLIDAY. First thing Thomas
knows some of those old colleagues of
his will be asking him to work for the
city as an excuse for drawing salary.
The only thing that prevents them from
such cruelty now is probably the fear
of setting precedent. the danger that
some one would ask them to work for
the city. too.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
{ E. CLARK IN IIMELIoHT.

The Chicago Tribune of recent date
has story in which E. E. Clark. for
merly OF Ogden, now an interstate COM
merce commissioner, is suggested as a
vice presidential possibility on the Re
publican ticket Mr.. Clark is known to
some thousands of people in this sec
ton of the country as Ed" Clark, and
the chances are that most of them
would be very glad indeed to see him
have second place, since he cannot have
first honors. on the Republican national
ticket Says the Tribune:
"The name of E. Z. Clark. interstate
commerce commissioner, has been sug-
gested 10 the Taft campaign managers
as worthy of consideration for the sec
ond place on the ticket in case the sec
rotary of war be nominated. The men
directly responsible for bringing Mr..
Clarks name forward are members OF
the Order of Railway Conductors. of
which the present interstate commerce
commissioner was the head for many
years.
&C. A. Pinney, chief conductor Of di-
vision l of the Order of Railway Con-
ductOrs, who became spokesman yes
terday for the Clark movement, related
that a meeting of several prominent
men in the organization had been held
and that 1t had been agreed to put Mr..
Clark in the running.
have had several tests of the fidelity.
integrity and moral courage of Mr..
Clark" said Mr.. Pinney, notably in
his deliberations and decisions as a
lected by President Roosevelt as the
representative of the labor interests in
the settlement of the great anthracite
strike of 1902.
IF Mr.. Taft is nominated as presi-
dent of the United States by the Re
publican party he will need that which
Mr. Clark can bring to him and to the
party-the real assurance that labor S
interests will always be surrounded by
the safeguards which a man of MI.
Clark's standing can give in the ad-
ministration of the affairs of the coun-
try
I'VE believe that Mr.. Clark's NOM
nation as vice president on the Re-
publican ticket would add strength to
the ticket in a greater measure than
could be given y any other man in
the country under the present and ex-
isting conditions"
Although The Herald will support
the nominees of the Democratic ma
tional convention at Denver, and do all
il honorably can to bring about the
defeat of the Chicago nominees. We
must frankly admit that Ed" Clark
would poll a strong vote in Ogden,
which once upon a time he made his
headquarters. 1t is not unlikely, indeed,
that he would pull the Taft electoral
ticket through with a majority in the
Junction City And he would undoubt-
eddy be strong in other parts of the
state
If the Republican managers are sure
that they will have to have Utah in
order TO elect Taft. they couldn't
strengthen their chances in any way
better than by putting Mr.. Clark on the
ticket as Tafts running mate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23

well pleases, but if the president denies
access 10 that pork barrel there is go
ing TO be trouble In q great many con-
gressiOnal districts where congressman
have been depending upon pork to
grease the ways for their return to the
house this fall
For instance, the Utah delegation has
been sending extensive kilograms home
about the appropriations il has secured
for Salt Lake, ogden. Provo and other
strategic points. If veto falls. what
becomes of the glory of the Utah dele
cation? Where the reward for long
hours of weary work around the RAJ
leigh and night sessions at the Willard
in behalf of an anxious constituency
What sort of return is there for stand
ing by the president through thick and
thin, right or wrong? What is the use
of talking about the tremendous ef-
forts of Sutherland and Howell and
Smoot if the pork fails to materialize
at the psychological moment. the open
ing of the campaign?
Possibly the president may be able
10 terrorize a feeble congress into do
ing his viii at this late hour after it
has buck-jumped and backed up all
through the session. Possibly, too. he
may convince the senate of the United
States that it would best do as he bids
and vote as he directs. That is a mat
ter of conjecture; and as a gambling
proposition the odds are against the
presidents success. He has played one
system too long, and most of his spec
ulations have been safe to copper any
time the past three months. Some of
the old boys in the senate were playing
politics when Theodore was cutting his
first teeth, and they are too old now TO
jump through the hoop when he cracks
the whip.
All of which leads to the deduction
that an irresistible force from the
White House is about TO meet an inn
movable body in congress. and that
when the collision comes the Republi-
can harmony machine viii be left in
good shape for the junk pile.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
HARMONY IN HUNKS.

Will those Republicans who have
been grieved at the prospect of Demo-
cratic dissensions this year kindly no
tice that the president is threatening
TO veto the public buildings bill unless
congress gets action on some of his
pet measures? As yet the president
has not said outright he would upset
the most corpulent OF all congressional
pork barrels, but he has asked Nj Cor
telyou 10 furnish him data in a signifi-
cant way, as TO the financial condition
of the country, the money available
for public buildings. the necessity for
all the buildings and the money re-
quired to carry out all the projects in
itiated by the bill He has not struck
the blow yet. but he has asked in an
ostentatious way for the sharpest
bunch of switches that could be used
for spanking a recalcitrant majority in
congress.
This means only one thing: That the
determination of the speaker and the
men who follow him in the house 10
defeat the presidents program. as well
as the obduracy of the Republican SEN
ate, have encountered a disposition
quite as stubborn as theirs. No action
for the president. no pork for congress
and there you are,
OF course. it is entirely uneonstitu-
ionaI for the president to coerce the
legislative branch of government; no
more hagrant disregard of the consti-
tutional rights of separate branches
could be imagined, but the situation
has resolved itself down TO that point
where the constitution doesn't amount
10 much between friends like Cannon
and Roosevelt. anyway. The house may
squeal like a pig in gate. it may
stand on its dignity. it may do what it
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
SOCIETY

The informal hop at Fort Douglas
last evening was attended by num-
Der of the younger folk from town. and
was altogether one of the most success
full of the informal hope so far given.
A number OF the officers and ladies of
the post entertained at dinners before
hand and at small and internal sup
pers following the dance.
/ x X
! A number of the officers of the Fiji
teenth left Fort Douglas yesterday for
Fort Duchesne to sit on a court-Inartial
case there. They expect to be away a
week or ten days. and maybe longer.
They are Major Willis May, Captain
Bryan Conrad, Lieutenant John Ward,
Lieutenant Waterman, Lieutenant Ell
lott, Lieutenant Huddleson and Lieu
tenant Miller
| Mrs. Conley, wife of Captain Ed
gar T. Conley, entertained al a lunch
con yesterday in honor of Mrs. John
Palmer and Mrs. Geary. both of whom
leave shortly for the east. The dec0-
ratiOns were all in yellow, and the
guests, besides those named, were Mrs.
James NJ. Arrasmith. Mrs. Upham, Mrs.
\ Boyers, Mrs. Snow and Mrs Butcher.
Mrs. George d. Keyser entertained at
a delightful bridge tea yesterday after
noon for Miss Leila Stingley, whose
marriage takes place early in June.
| Four tables of bridge were played, and
later Miss Margaret Miller ana Miss
Gertrude Hanson assisted the hostess
in the dining room
X X X
j.. f. Bamberger is expected home
from New York either today or tonor-
/ row. After a stay of a fortnight or so
here he viii leave with Mrs. Banbergsr
and their daughter for the east. whence
Mrs. Bamberger viii sail later for a
year or so abroad.
Lieutenant and Mrs. Kneeland ;.
Snow entertained at a dinner last even
| ing preceding the informal hop at the
post, when their guests were Major and
Mrs. James NJ. Arrasmith, Miss jean
cite Luman. and Lieutenant Sampson.
X
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Geoghegan en-
tertained a party of friends at a dinner
at the Alta club Wednesday evening.
Mrs. Felt and her daughter. Miss
Naomi Felt. and Miss Anderson have
moved and are now at home at 24S
East Brigham street. with Mrs. Jehn
Beck.
Mrs. Jay Rogers entertained the
members of her card club yesterday
afternoon at her home.
! y
Mrs. w. A. Nelden and her two sons
will shortly be at home in their new
house at 145 P street
! X
| Mrs. A. V. Calaghan is expected back
| from the coast early in the week, and
she will be accompanied by Miss Doro-
| thy Kinney, who has been visiting her
sister in Portland.
] x x x
! Mrs. J. w. Houston and her two
daughters. who have spent the winter
in New York, are expected home to-
morrow.
y y
Miss Alice Fisher returned Wednes-
day evening from a lengthy visit in
Mexico and the southern states.
| Mrs Will Crabbe is here from Wash
ington, d. c., visiting relatives.
DR.. w d. DonOher is back from a
short trip TO the coast.
X X x
Mrs. l. r. Wells entertained the
members of a sewing club yesterday
/ afternoon at her home in G street
! Covers were laid for ten guests.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
A STAYER
Chicago TribuneD

Mildred" said the prudent mamma, Il
want you to treat Mr.. Ketchley, who
called on you last evening. with some
consideration and respect. He may not
be particularly handsome or attractive.
but he is sensible. we'll conducted. highly
successful in business, and is regarded as
one of the coming men,"
II wouldn't mind his being one of the
coming men" said Miss Mildred If il
didn't take him so long to go"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
Eli FOR The JOB.
Uondon Tit-Bits)

May / ask what is your occupation,
sir?" asked the old boarder of the latest
arrival
MY occupation replied the new
conner "Oh, / am a sculptor"
You carve marble, do your
Yes.
An. / foresee you will be a valuable
acquisition TO this table, VIII you kindly
come up to this end and carve this fowl ?''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
NATURAL WALL STREET PREF
ERENCE.

II don't see why Stocksandbonds in
sists on going with Miss GOldust when
he could lust as well take up with Miss
Gotrox. The latter comes from old Amer
lean stock
That may be true" replied Mrs. Gun
busta. smilingly but he probably prefers
Miss Goldust because she comes from Wa
tered stock; her ancestors were Baptists,
you know
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23

Mrs. Bray and Mrs. Williams an
nounce their June sale of hand-pa inted
china at COINS dry gopds store. Con-
siderable interest is anticipated in this
sale. as il is considered the finest col
lection of china ever paintel in the
west. Mrs. Bray and Mrs. Williams
are designers after the works of Pro-
fessor JaneWay of New York, who is
recognized as the highest authority in
the world
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23

Judge Gray knew better than his
friends. He told them he was not a
candidate for the presidential nomina-
ton.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
IN JOBS DEFENSE.
ATLANTA Constitution


Il don't see how Job could a been de
patient man dey say he wuz.'
How conner
well. fust off, de devil nagged after
i'm: then his three fr'ens fused wild i'm
fun mawning 'twel night. an last er all.
his wife riz up in meetm an toll inn he
better make arrangements wild de under
taker. IF dat warn't trouble | dunno
what is
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23

once more We rise To inquire as L
the whereabouts of one Leslie NJ
Shaw.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23

silver, 533sc per ounce.
copper tcathOdes). 129sc per pound.
Lead, M.S per 100 pounds
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
Total Copies of The Herald Printed
in April, 1908.
ADJUSTMENTS TODAY.

salt Lake-"The Crystal slipper
orpheum-Matinee and night. vaude-
Grand-"C confessions of a Wife"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
MARRIAGE LICENSES

6195-Wiiliam Marshall. Salt Lake
Pearl Irene HOfeling, Salt Lake.
6196-GeOrge A. Coon, Ritter.
Florence Smith, COalville.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
RISING eENERAIIoN.

london Opinion)
Master-YOu want large wages for a boy
who's had no experience.
BOy-Well. amt it harder for me when
| don't know how?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23
Terms Of subscrIptIon.

DAILY AND SUNDAY-One month. IS
cents; three months, $50: one year. 5000.
SUNDAY-One year, SOC
SEMI WEEKLY-Qn advance). one
year, S.60. six months 70 cents
Subscribers wishing address OF paper
changed must give former as well as
nresent address
All papers are continued until explicit
order IS received 10 discontinue. All ar
rearages must be paid IN every ease.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1908-05-23

Boys fast black cotton hose. double
heel, toe and sole; elastic top. K o. B.
special 25c.
Misses fast black fine ribbed cotton
or fine ribbed Isle hose, double heel. toe
and sole. K 0. B. special at 25c.
Women tan hose at 25c, 39c. 65c.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1908-10-29
The Actress Retort,

Georgette Leblanc, the actress, wife
Of Maurice Maeterlinck, was on tour
in French town, where the local com.
pany "supported' her in one of her
husbands plays.
But the support was weak and halt.
ing. The poets lines were mangled,
and several characters seemed unable
to understand what they were saying.
Nine. Leblanc sought out her man.
ager and spoke to him. 49,
"A writer like Maeterlinck should be
treated with more respect"
'Madame," he answered, IN. Maeter-
Hnck is not the first to suffer. So.
phocles, Moliere, Racine, Shakespeare
Goethe and other great dramatists are
daily murdered in the same way"
POSSIBLY, but they are not murdered
alive, at any rate"