The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1908-09-08
COUSIN NOCI Dis
CUSSES POLITICS
.(By Hashimura Nogi, Jr.)


| Mr.. Sir:-Cousin Nogi ond / are
making study of Hon. United States
at the Hon. State University. We have
met once week to discuss the affairs of
the Hon. Nevada and from my note
book / are submitting to United States
mail writing of what Cousin No2i
in type in your esteemed honorable
newspaper if such please your honor
able self Obediently yours,
HASHIMURA NOGI, JR.
democratic political convention at
Tonopah'' exasperate Cousin Nogi,
make wonderful amount of noise anil
kill much with explosions of bad
breath
k"No, no, | expectorate III defense,
"big thoughts on craftsmanship for
people to get votes cause men to wave
arms wild and froth through false
teeth in order to make opposition COM
NIT harri-karri November three. Hon.
Bartlett fight Hon. Carl Young AMI
Hon Newlands to get jiu-jitsu on Hon.
Republicans election day."
Hon. Republicans, rasp Cousin
Nogi, "preserve noise-making until
November four. Then Hon. Republi-
cans hooray shout for Hon. Taft and
| Hon. Flanagan. Admiral Maxson also
that time blow up Hon. Bartlett Is air.
ship, unless Hon. State Police have
Admiral Maxson in jail for putting
buffalo on Hon. Republicans. Conven-
! tion at Tonopah discord to no purpose.
See Hon Republicans convention at
Goldfeld. Everytime Hon. candidate
named he invite Hon. convention out
4 to take tea Let us make a state
piece rejoin Admiral Maxson to con-
ventin. "Why fghta' interrogate Ad-
miral Maxsor for discovery. "Play
harmonica,' say Hon. convention in
one breath to rich man and work ioD
man. So music play and Hon. Wing
+ field and Hon. Union Leader shake
hands and Hon. Wingfeld shoot pistol
| in air for celebration and Hon. Union
Leader bury hatchet eight hours for
four dollars. Then everybody drink tea
and Hon. State convention adjourn. -
You adjourn from issues of cam
paign,' / prevaricate to Cousin Nogi,
to explain. "Hon Democracy have
bought with check money from Hon.
Newlands deep principles of making
government with referendum and come
back from Hon. Jefferson, Hon. Hearst
and Hon. Tammany Everybody, in
Guiding General Carl Young make po-
lice laws. Hon. Newlands represent
ambassador for Hon. Bryan, who talk
sixteen words for one dollar and make
income like Hon. Rockefellow from
free speech. Ambassador Newlands on
account of wild, rough element in con-
vention have prepared two speeches
like Hon. Bryan to address survivors
of Tonopah battle, and rehearse same
back of strong doors while conflict
RACES. When news came that Hon.
Bartlett have Hon. McCaran, General
Carl Young and Hon. Considine down
and mopping floor with scalps, Hon.
Newlands get out speech and make
strong talk before looking gass, say
ing: Hon. Convention, as Hon Direct
or General of this big warfare, / have
given my courageous, sincere support
and Law and Order in Nevada have
me to thank. Hon. Convention, we as
victors can afford to be magnificent.
Stretch out our hands to put ointment
on the black eye of Hon. McCarran,
General Carl Young and Hon. Consi-
dine and assure them that though we
have classified them, it was done in
sorrow and remorse to get more of
votes than they could deliver Hon
Newlands weep as he speak and damp
en- looking glass with icicles of feeling
"When news come that Hon. Nc
Carran, General Carl Young and Hon
Bartlett down and looking with big
microscope for hair to scalp, Hon
Newlands put above speech away and
get out seconr speech and make strong
talk before the looking glass, saying:
Hon. Convention, we as victors can at
ford to be magnificent. Hon. Bartlett
gets black eve and designation fol
injecting into the Democratic party
Hon. Republican principles. We, an{
Hon. Myself particularly, stand fol
downtrodden work slave as against
plutocracy and their minions Hon
Bartlett IS remains give decent buria
on account of political effect and Hon
convention should shed tears at grave
for political effect and Hon. Conven
tion should watch over remains before
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