The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-09-26
DRIFT WOOD
Speaking of human nature -faking, how can a plot leak oui after 1t thick- ens7

II l. hoy, can a plot leak oui after 1t thick | And Uncle Joe Cannon just knocked | trifle. can Party makes appeal to public con ndence. But the public is going to pc wary this time, as II has been up | agalnst that old confidence game De- fore There. are all sorts and conditions there are precious few men mendins their ways.
 waspy waist Frequently indulges in stinsing sarcasm. H need never expect to accomplish much In this day and time.
 ,a,,s, How cheering ought to, be r,ons the days until we'll elect Billy Bryan and free the country of U Teddy Bear ad- ministration gone mad In It's strenu- A girl ,gisgles over anything up till she is IS, and then she gets married itself.
 4 Never spoil a compliment by, looking 1t in the mouth any more than you would gift horse. Of It's from q pretty girl. however. you may Kiss 1t In the nouth).
 After a man passes 50, he would laugh more if 1t wasn't for the rheu- mastism.
 man arrives at conclusion as general thing like a slow freight but woman jumps at 1t and frightens 1t Did you ever notice that woman who resembles baby elephant always likes to sit up and tell you how deli cate she ts7
 "only believe half you see" says a next time we get pickled. or come in sudden view of a sheath skirt.
 Well. well. wei the erstwhile sum- mer girl has folded her bathing suit up neatly, placed it In her pocketbook and returned to the city.
 It is time to commence talking about thinking about doing your Christmas sh opping.
 Mrs. Astor Is trying to introduce a fad to have dogs wear bracelets. Of course society will take 1t up, but all certain ss sf siS sSqds IS ot of ast; hGaSa sst are going to the dogs.
 Too many people in this world are side-show ticket.
 A man doesn't necessarily display stoop and pick up every hint that a woman drops. Food for reflection Is all right once n a a if three meals day would drive any man crazy. the AlanfiSs saS' in mat Ss geRrs w At fss present rate 1t would take just about seis stationed at intervals along the asuss as he iS tsll. rescue the hsn'S a'F'naO' How long were you in BerIln?" "oh, about fifteen postcards"
 
 Of course. 1t was no trouble to put to know it is next to physical fm- possibility for him to make a home run.
 "Happy to Meet Youse." A fool there was and he made his
 Backed by a capital IT." Through yellow rag with type aglare
 Backed by a capital "I. 1 And he started party fin eager thirst; | GOT all of the parties 1t was the worst) | To just boost William Randolph |
 Backed by capital CT" Oh, the gaul We taste and the coin |
 we waste,
 Backed by a capital "I." On. the confidence we find misplaced, | Oh. the graves we dig--John Temple tFor the Independence League he And Hisgen, too, now pleads and raves
 Backed by a capital T."
 Phil H. Armstrong.
 Darts at Drift. l Did you ever in your life see wo- man who could sneeZe gracefully?" | asks Drift Armstrong. Since we come | to think on it that's not a question to l be sneezed at.-Richmond News | If Drift Armstrong would only come | to Dothan, and see our charming beau | ties. he would cease to rave about | those blondined damsels with made | to-order complexions of Montgom- ery.--Dothan Eagle.
 Disagree with a woman and you in- cur her anEer-agree with her and l you engender her disrespect. What Is fellow going to do?
 A St. Louis woman killed a snake with a hat pin the other day. Arm and hairpin and she could not only run this government. but fight its bat ties as well.