The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08
Mongst Pleasant Persons
WHAT TO SAY TO-DAY.
Table Talk for for Bremiae. During
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6rehhlast--Wasn't ft too bad they here?-They win make up Tor 1t when they the. gre away from hofne-It was How dO you think of of such funny Some people just seem to have the knack--I can't say I like the cold weather--The Weather Bureau says II IS going to get warmer-The Weather bureau ls Just about as reliable as the Luncheon--I think 1t was the um- pire's fault--He did the best he could It was so cold that 1 didn't enjoy II dollars selling hot bricksMGoid mricks you mean--Haw-haw-h wonoer what will happen now the State has appeaiied- id sais tsink the Freight Bureau killed everybody--Thinko of those little ehildre1Ii sha isn', think she E an anarcnist-- She 6innsrTSSsn nsn aTrSSsnins now shsts deso soa,s, came from chicsgonThsns I where where nearly all the trouble Is matched up G You know that's where they killed saor G6ef % R9Sr Ss lsr stls body-,Anybody that has suffered nke they have ought to be rich--We can't do too much for .them-They seem 10 and Mittie May gave ali they had m their little. banks to them-children are very generous.
 The New Prohibition.
 "Government by Injunction" the Practical Person replied when The Placid Person asked him if he believ- ed Montgomery had chance to win cried and deprecated by The Person with A Political Past and those wno are In the business he has retired or been retired from, Nobody. praises II way now. to legislative prohibition Legislative prohibition can be enJo,n- ed. 1t is true, but that is no IosrHax government by Injunction; 1t Is me.a
 That is mere quibble." The Per- cid Person criticised.
 Now we have had prohibition of so many things that prohibition is like as is injunction. But the City Coun- sel has the dandiest bit of prohibitivs iesisiation that I've heard Of It IS an amendment Of the rules providing introduce more than three Ordinances or resolutions at the sarse !; meeting That number might seem enough fSf you. But # is going to hamper those night was there and one man intro. ouced thtrty.odd I don't believe that aldsrman will adopt the new rule. to ns rska aldermen tra,,hsn st large are goins
 
 You see they are claiming that they represent not one ward but the whiIs city seven wards, SO that they can in. troduce seven times as many as the That kind of prohibition. depriving u the i aldermen of their inalienabie right rc talk Is unconstitutional"
 But 1T they adopt it themselves
 Then you may be sure It is uncon. stitutfonaf, The impractical persor returned. ''To make that rule wortf hiiys hhny.nIns you would have to amend the
 .,Is that possibis2" The Placid Per. son asked dubieusly,
 Eyerything Is possible" The I'm. 9IMssa R9IrMzsGllcal Person said confidently ators. the entire disposition ana char. acter can be mutafed: II fs sir1nlf as 2 cream separator, a child
 Insre IS my carr" The Placid Per.
 "Deiegafe's DeIiKht,0
 The Impractical Person led The Per. S0n Tsy wlts sna a PfnlitieaI Past into an alley gan to talk, spoke in such subdue tones that The Person with Politica] rast' who has the conventional belief cussed in tSe nSs mSst secTs sTsyi tG be n dis sible. thrilled with expectaney o4 some great. business. He was rather apisappointed when The. Impractical You can help me-" he began. "If l can get The Pecuniary Person inter- ssted my fortune is made. You help you make somebody do something bs I'll take care of you :" was Ths so efSRrfisipn faaT t 5aks bs csrs of ySu Political Past that he started; he could remember how often he had used the same words to trusting persons who l;eYin l;riKsc ths nsir S iit5is votes to death be the deliciously vague formula sent the blood tingling through his veins-he was the charger that scented the bat he, said nothing; only listened more tolerantly.
 If we can get my patent ozone sDeparator DIm,sI on the market before the money The Impractical Person con tinued in the whisper. Think of the delegates going from the lowlands into The terrified atmosphere will kill 'em'' there?" The Person with Political Past asked doubtingly. Isn't there
 Sure" The Impractical Person as- sented eagerly. his voice growing louder with his enthusiasm. "B1t my inveation nsSn tH & IS reversible: It can be
 
 as bring in the pure stuff Then we can have an appliance that I will now call a condenser because you wouldn't understand the detailed mechanism That would cost that much more. There's money in it, man. What dye
 The Person with q Political Past is kind creature. So he said:
 You are magnificent. shall see The Pecuniary Person and we'll see that you are taken care of"
 A Pleasant Political Person.
 pleasant person who is also politi- cal is MT. J. B. Ryiance, Mayor of Dadeville, who Is in Montgomery with other delegates from his town to se- cure for 1t the location of a county high school.
 Mr. Rylance has the distinction of having been the youngest man ever elected mayor of an Alaban1a town and he has enhanced the distinction by be- ing one of the most competent and progressive mayors any Alabama town has had. During his incumbency in his present office he has done much for the advancement of Dadeville where his efforts are appreciated. He is lawyer and is associated with his father -in-law, Hon. Thomas l.. Bulger. He Is a graduate of the Uni- versity of the South at SeWanee and has numerous friends among the &c., vance alumni in Montgomery
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