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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
STATE Land SALES
in GRAND FORKS CO.
HUNDREDS OF FARMERS COM.
PETE AT THE SCHOOL LAND
SALE.
ONE QUARTER SECTION is SOLD
FOR $50 AN ACRE.


Grand Forks, N. D., April 1.-The
farmers from every corner of Grand
Forks county took the city by storm
to attend the school land sale yester-
day. The county officials had no con-
ception of the attendance, which was
600 strong. The sale was first sched-
uled to take place in the city hall, but
the city hall would not accommodate
the crowds. The meeting then ad-
journed to the Savoy theater, and the
former playhouse was packed, many
of the farmers being unable to get
farther than the lobby. The former
vaudeville theater was found too
small, and again the sale was moved
to the Empire theater and every seat
was filed. 1t is the largest school
land sale ever held in the state.
Northwood had the largest delegation
to the sale, 1875 tickets being sold from
that city to Grand Forks. Inkster had
the next largest delegation, almost
100 farmers being in attendance from.
that vicinity.
The sale was in charge Of Deputy
Land Commissioner Coates, D. j
| LaXdahl of the state land department
and County Auditor Anderson OF
Grand Forks county The bidding
was spirited and capped the climax
when quarter described as the north
| west quarter of section 36-149-54, was
sold for $50 per acre. This was the
highest bid of the day. The lowest
bid was $40, which was made on sew.
eral quarters. Not since 1901 has the
bidding reached anywhere near the
amount of $50 per acre, and the high,
est in 1901 was $42.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
Eiskcs That Are Lost.

1t is pretty well established that the
common m.trkere!, for example. lays
number not more than two come to the
reproduction stage. Presumably the
loss is equally great in the eggs of 9TH
er fishes The greater part of this loss
occurs. of course. while the young are
too small to look out for themselves
BY Matching the eggs arti6cially and
maintaining the young until they can
shift for themselves it is claimed that
n place of one in 25.000 one in a dozen
snay live to maturity.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
FICTION AND FACT.
The Message In the Story Book ana
In Real Life.

The Message In the Story Book ana
In Real Life.
In a magazine:
II don't like you any more"
Harold Hoplite looked up at the
quaint figure-a boy of six. with a
mouth smeared with huckleberry pie
Harold was glum.
81 don't like you any more"
"Why?'
"Cause you made sister cry"
"Ethel cry! ! didn't couldn't
make her cry"
"Well, she's crying now when you
said nothing when you walked away
Why didn't you say by-by and kiss
her when you're going away? l al.
ways do"
II will! Right now!'
And Harold FASTENED back to make
up the lovers quarrel.
In real life:
"Say, sister gave me piece Of pie tt
come down and see if you'd gone and
If you hadn't to try to get you back
past where she was sitting on the
porch getting ready to be crying"
"Ohr-New York American.
They Tax Al! Signs.
Every sign in Rio Janeiro is taxed.
A cafe having a special ''sorvete" or
ice, to serve makes a placard and
hangs it to doorpost or to one Of the
palm trees in tubs which commonly
decorate such establishments. The no.
tice thus posted must have a revenue
stamp attached. Permanent signs are
taxed on permanent basis. tenn
porary signs on stamped basis. A
sign blouse For Rent" bears a revenue
stamp. Under such circumstances the
tax on signboardS or billboards is the
expected thing hut naturally there is
Of advertising.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
Hurry,

To our own age belongs the credi,
Of having saised hurry from the de
graded position Of disease to that oil
commercial process. Formerly hur
~ simply brought people to an early
grave, with nothing to show for it
whereas now it Is become the means
of transforming peace Of mind, which
is solecism, to say the best of it, into
ready money. Hurry has grown to be
a great fact in life Even the fash
ions take account of it until women
are found doing up their hair in such
a way that they may go the speed linn
it without fear of its coming down
And the best Of hurry is that it is Its
own sufficient justification. Nobody
expects hurry to have any particular
reason behind it any more.-R. B. in
New York Life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
CITY REGISTRATION
TOTAL FOR CITY is 700, AS
AGAINST 735 LAST YEAR, WHEN
HOT FIGHT WAS oN--GAIN OF 65.

The last day for registering for the
city election to be held April was
Tuesday, and the result was as fol
lows:
First Ward-101. Inspector, M. P.
Slattery; judges, W. A. Falconer and
e. P. Wing.
Second Ward-136 Inspector, M.
j. Mckenzie; judges, Charles Pierce
and Ed Charlebois.
Third Ward-116. Inspector, A. F.
Marquett; judges, ]. P. Jackson and
e. Falkenstine.
Fourth Ward-12S. Inspector, Chas.
Fisher; judges, John Yegen and Ed
Waid.
Fifth Ward-166 Inspector, F. j.
Mccormick; judges, Steve WEIGH and
A. H. Barrett, Jr.
Sixth Ward-141. Inspector, N. J.
Shields; judges, Perry Burton and Ed
Smith.
Last year, when a hot mayoralty
fight was on and every available vote
was got out, the registration and
vote for mayor was as follows:
yNf1
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
Apprehended Near DriscoII.

Charlie Yeahoo,e young man
wanted for horse thievery in Wells
county, was arrested near Driscoll
yesterday afternoon by Sheriff McGil-
lis. He was brought to the city at a
late hour in the evening by a consta-
BILE and is in the county boarding
house over night. His case will be
attended to this morning.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02

In the First, Second and Third
wards, where there were lively con-
tests last spring, the vote cast for al.
dermen was: First, 101; Second, 121;
Third, 1922 There were no contests
in the other wards except in the Fifth,
where Taylor won out over George
Gussner.
From these figures it will be seen
that, according to the registration of
the two years, the First ward has lost
10 voters, the Second gained II, the
Third has lost 5, the Fourth has lost
Z, the Fifth has gained IS, and the
Sixth gained II.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
PLATFORM OF
N. ]. O'CONNOR

To the voters of the FIRST ward of
the city of Bismarck: Gentlemen:
In asking for the support of the vot-
ers of the FIRST ward at the election
to be held next Monday, I take the
liberty of stating in support of my
candidacy:
1. I have been continuous res
ident of the city of Bismarck since
1879.
2. Since 1882, l have beer
resident of the FIRST ward of the
city, and all that time, either my
family or myself have been taxpay-
ers therein.
8. I own the house in which
live, and other property in the ward.
I have always purchased everything
needed by my family and myself
from the merchants in the city in
which I make my home.
4. I believe in supporting home
institutions, and building up the
home town, and that each citizen
should bear his share of the burden
of taxation.
S. I do not believe in personal
or party lines being drawn in the
government of a city, and am Meth
er the candidate of Patterson, Smyth
or any other person either in or out
of the city council, and l believe
that the welfare of the city, as a
city, should be the paramount and
guiding principal of all it's public
officials.
6. I have not deemed it neces-
sary to make house to house can
vass of the ward making misstate-
| ments regarding my opponent, or
representing him to be the puppet
of this or that cheap politician.
z. 1 have not solicited the votes
of the retail merchants who i've in
my ward, while riding around in a
Sears-Roebuck buggy, purchased
with tobacco tags taken from my
customers, nor have I professed to
stand for a larger, better Bismarck
while sending out Of town for any
supplies which 1 might purchase a
little cheaper elsewhere.
8. I have lived for nearly thirty
years in the city and have, during
| all that time, endeavored to so con-
duct myself as an honorable ind
loyal citizen that I might merit the
esteem and good will of my neigh
bors and fellow-zitizens.
1 resent the assumption by a few
self-appointed partisans calling
There has been no mass meeting,
convention or other public gathering
called together in the name of the
! citizens of Bismarck, which would
justify any set of men, either an
onymously or over their signatures
in taking to themselves such a rep
resentative title. A citizens com
mittee can only be appointed by the
citizens themselves, and I therefore
denounce as frauds and cheats the
parties responsible for the insertion
in the Bismarck Daily Tribune dat
ed April LIST, of the announcements
SO signed.
In conclusion l desire to state that
should l be elected, so far as my
vote in the council and such in
J, fluence as 1 may possess is con.
cerned, it will be my endeavor tc
assist in the administration of the
affairs of the city of Bismarck, re.
CARELESS of plan or party, with but
one object in view-the genera
welfare, prosperity and advance
ment of the Capital City of North
Dakota.
M. J. O'CONNOR,
| Candidate for Alderman, 1st Ward
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
Odd Sentences on Drunkard.

BUY your wife a dozen roses and a
box of candy once week for four
weeks. then report to me. If you don't
discover that life is a real pleasure
I'll foot the bill. If you find happiness
by 1t I'll discharge, you" This was
the penalty inflicted on salesman by
Judge Cleland in the Maxwell street
police station In Chicago recently.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
: EVERYBODY PROCLAIM. :

:. In contest over supplying the :.
:. last line of limerick in Phila-. :.
:. delphia recently, the following :.
!. prize winner was turned out: :.
:. There's much to be done for the :
:: town, :
:. Some evils, perhaps, to put down. :
:. Now what would you do :
!: If 'twere all left to you?- :
: I'D proclaim, not assail, it's re- :
= noWn. =
: This is a good chorus for the :
: Publicity club. :
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
Ban on Doqs and Cats.

Picking, April 1.-The police depart
ment of Canton, China, has issued a
proclamation forbidding the sale of
the flesh of dogs and cats as food
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02

Webb Bros. will announce later
their millinery and spring opening for
Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday,
April 7th, 9Th and 9th.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
Don't FORGET.

The commandery meeting this after
noon at 4:3O for comforting the order
of Knighthood on Companion Free
burg.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
Visiting the ConkIins.

Mrs. Marion Conklin and sister,
Mrs. Delaney of Jamestown, are in
Bismarck for short visit, the guests
of MI and Mrs. fred Conklin.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
MODERN WO0DMEN
Hold Meeting

ELECT A. w. COOK DELEGATE TO
STATE CONVENTION - NEXT
MEETING TWO YEARS FROM
NOW.
The county camp of Modern Wood
men of America held a meeting in
the district court room yesterday aft
ernoon for the purpose of electing
delegates to the state camp, which is
to be held in Minot the first Wednes-
day in May. There were delegates
present at the meeting from the camps
of Driscoll, Sterling, Mckenzie and
Bismarck. A. w. Cook was elected
delegate. with George Kahl as alter
nate. a
The meeting of the next county
camp will be held at Driscoll three
years hence.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
millinery and Spring Opening.

In a day or two Webb Brs. will
announce their Millinery and spring
opening for Tuesday, Wednesday
and Thursday Sth and 9th.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02

Register of Deeds Peterson: 1t
looks now as if Eliza wouldn't have
to cross any artificial ice at the opera
house tonight She can have the
real thing for the asking.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02

The Swastika club will give a dance
at Patterson hall on the evening of
the oath inst.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
The Golden Rule
GROCERIES and NOTIONS

eggs are lower; took in lot
Saturday; selling at, per doz. 15c
A good, standard Pumpkin, lb.
/, An extra standard Pumpkin, 2
for ......................s.. -. 25e
Dry Lima Beans, per lb.......... 10.
Lib tin Monogram Coffee, 2 for. 75c
Best Soda or Oyster Crackers,
31a lbs for. y. ........ CSC
BY the box of about 20 lbs, per lib 06c
Monogram Baby Lima Beans, can
Monogram Ref. Stringless Beans 15c
Monogram Corn, for .......... Csc
Extra Standard Marrowfat Peas,
2 for ESQ
Extra Standard Stringless Beans,
2 for ........ ESQ
Carnation Milk, 2 for 25c or for IS
8 10c pkgs either Graham or Dat
Meal Crackers. -. ESQ
Golden Rule Blend Coffee, for a
Csc article is fine.
3 lbs. best Ginger Snaps for. -. CSC
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
Ubdf obey Say


Secretary F. E. Young: The reg
ular monthly meeting of the Com
mercial club will be held tomorrow
evening at the club rooms. Matters
of the utmost Importance to every
member will come up for action, and
it is therefore desired that we have
a full attendance.
Secretary: The Ladies Aid socie-
ty of the Presbyterian church will
hold it's regular monthly meeting to-
day Thursday afternoon at the
home of Mrs. A. P. Lenhart. Work
will be provided for all attending.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02

Fresh Saratoga Chips, per pkg. 1oc
Bakers Chocolate, special per Id. .4oe
Bakers Cocoa, special per h.. .4oc
Fresh Cracknels, per lb..... .25c
Fresh Ripe Tomatoes, per lb. -. 15c
Fresh Spinach, per peck. .35c
Fresh Watercress, per bunch go. Sc
Fresh Mint. per bunch .......... .1oc
Fresh Radishes and Onions 1oc
overstocked on ceIery-Must be
sold today, per bunch. ......... Sc
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02
SWastika Dance.

: :. : !. : : : : : :: :: : : :
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-04-02

Candidate for Alderman. 1st Ward
Smyrna times., 1908-02-19
WHEN HER BACK ACHES
A Woman Finds all her Energy
and Ambition Slipping Away.

SMYRNA women know how the aches
and pains that come when the kidneys
fail make life burden. Backache,
hip pains, headache, dizzy spells, dis
tressing urinary troubles, all tell of
sick kidneys and warn you of the
stealthy approach of diabetes, dropsy
and Bright's disease. DOau's Kidney
Pills permanently cure all these dis
orders. Here's proof of 1t in a Smyrna
wOman's words:
Mrs. Irene B. Myers, living on
Delaware ST., Smyrna Del, says; 81
can highly recommend DOan's Kidney
Pills. For more than three years l
suffered with kidney trouble and sharp
cutting pains through my back and
sides. At times 1 would have a dull
heavy pain through my back that kept
me in constant misery. ! was subject
to spells of dizziness when everything
would reel before my eyes, aud my
head ached constantly. When
learned of Doan's Kidney Pills l pro
cured box at Clifton & Raymond
Pharmacy and began using them
From the benefit derived from the ust
of Doan's Kidney Pills can heartily
recommend them to Others who suffel
with kidney trouble in any way"
For Sale by all Dealers. Price soc
Foster Mllburn Co., Buffalo, New
York, Sole Agents for the United
States.
Remember the name DOan 's-anC
take no other.
Smyrna times., 1908-02-19
lie Mon His Bet.

Thomas Nelson Page, while riding
down country road, met an old negro
leading a horse and laughing as only
negro can.
sam" said Mr.. Page, whats the
joke?'
"Oh! Mawnin marster. l jes' won
a bet often his hyear fool hOss."
"Why, SAM" said Mr.. Page, chow
did you do that?"
"Well you see, boss, l was a-leadin'
dis hyear hOss back yonder an l seen
a piece of paper ahead of us, an
said, 'Blacky, bet you a quarter you
gwine ter be afraid of it. But Blacky
shook his haid-he wouldn't. Then
said, 'Blacky, l bet you a quarter you
will-wlll you take my bet| An he
nodded his haid Well, sab. when we
git up dar de wind futter dat paper
about, an, Lord bless my soul, you
Oughter seen dat hoss. He shy clean
Outen de field. Ha. ha, ha! An dat's
what tickles me-dat I'm a quarter
ahead"
"Why, Sam. you are crazy. You
can't collect the quarter from a horse
"Yassah, dat can, Ny marstel
he'll give me dollar tonight to gil
oats an hay fer hat boss. but I'll gil
him - cents wuth an keep my quar-
ter IIa, har'
Smyrna times., 1908-02-19
Many DWELLINGS Inundated.

Harrisburg, Pa, Feb. 17.-The icH
is passing off in the Sus u"hPnna
river here without causing any seri-
Gus damage in this locality. The wqter
is high at Steelton and some Of tae
furnaces are banked in expectation "f
higher water. The Paxton craa-',
which divides Harrisburg. is E'%h~r
than It has been for years AMI Is Gus
ing much damage. Nanv Of the dwell
ings and small manufacturing e~t"h h.
Hshments is that locality are 1~od J.
The police are patroling the inoi0l
dis rict ia beats etXcn ling relief "a
those in distress.
Smyrna times., 1908-02-19
=AvY FLOOD DAMAGES
Intense Suffering Caused BY Freshet
In Pittsburq.

Pittsburg, Pa, Feb. IL After
reaching thirty and seyen-terths feet
Rrd remaining at that stage tor three
tcurs. the high water in the rivers IS
now slowly receding. The -oss will
run into the millions.
The damage and suffering caused
BY the annual flood is widespread. SO
far as known no lives were lost
Live stock has perished i'll consld-
cradle numbers. and there are many
reports of persons having narrowly
escaped death in an endeavOr to save
their property and live stock.
The suffering caused by the high
water is intense. Thousands Of per-
sens are living in the upper floors OF
their homes, using sIiffs as a means
of transportation to and fro. The
lower portions of their homes are fill
ed with water In many instances
the household goods were not remov
ed. owing to lack of time, and chairs
tables. pianos and bric-a-brac Is float
ing about the rooms.
Smyrna times., 1908-02-19
Beacon Fires IN China.

In China such beacon fires as spread
the alarm of the Spanish armada
through England used to be the call
to war. Many years ago, the story
goes. the emperor sat with a beautiful
woman looking toward the beacon
hills. She would like to see those wait
ing piles lighted. and upon her insist
ence the thing was done The greatest
excitement prevailed throughout the
provinces. and troops came hurrying
in from all sides. When the leaders
learned that no danger menaced, that
the fires were lighted to satisfy the
whim of q woman, their wrath fed on
their lost confidence. and with the ac-
tual call to arms the response was slow
and unenthusiastic 1t was a repetition
of the old story in Webster's spelling
book. "Wolf" had been cried too often
Smyrna times., 1908-02-19
MAKE BELIEVE GIFTS.
! Curious Custom at the Courts Of
East Indian Princes.

There is Il curious custom at the
courts of the Indian princes When ii
British officer or physician calls
upon a rajah he is shown into the re
cepti0n or throne room. where sits the
raiah. surrounded by the great state
officers After the exchange of the
usual salutatiJns Gne of the officers
brings in tray on which are display
ed Jewels and golden ornaments stud
ded with valuable stones. perhaps
worth 100000 or more The trayful of
valuables is supposed to be presen:
from the rajah to his visitor. and it is
offered first to the gentleman. who in
clining his head. touches the edge of
the tray with the tips of his fingers.
and it is then passed over to the lady,
who invariably accompanies the Brit
ish officer, if he is married. on such Oc-
casiOns. She follows the example of
her husband, and the tray and its con
tents are then returned to the jewel
room. In lieu of the unaccepted jewels
long necklace of tinse. of little value.
is placed around the neck of each.
where it remains during their stay
within the palace. There is a very
strict law against any British officer
accepting Il gift from a native prince.
Even when a doctor may have per
formed some serious operation upon a
rajah. who. being grateful. wishes to
give-eXclusive of Il money fee, vary
ing from f20O to E1,O00. according tC
the operation perfOrmed-a present OF
a shawl. golden cup or some similar
valuable the doctor must obtain spe
cial permission from the viceroy before
be dare accept the present. If any
officer accepts gift of any value with
out such permission he may have tC
resign. This rule was made because il
| the old days. when the East India com
pany governed India. an officers pick
ings and the presents often extorteC
from the rajahs were worth mucl
more to him than his salary.-LOndOl
! Tit-Bits
Smyrna times., 1908-02-19
The Jumping or place.

Consumption had me in its grasp;
and I had almost reached the jumping
off place when | was advised to try Dr.
Kings New Discovery; and I want to
say right now, it saved my life. I'm
provement began with the first bottle,
and after taking one dozen bottles [
was a well and happy man again, " says
George Moore, of GrimeBland, n. G.
As a remedy for coughs and colds and
healer of weak, sore lungs and for pre-
venting pneumonia New Discovery is
supreme. SOC and $1.OO at Benton n.
Weldon, druggist. Trial bottle free.
Smyrna times., 1908-02-19
Sweet Cane From a Ear Country

Sweet Cane From a Far Country.
1t h1s been supposed that sugar can"
was the sweet cane from Il far coun
try" mentioned in Jeremiah vi. 29
and i'll Isaiah xiii. "a According to
Straho. Nearchus. the admiral of Alex
ander the Great, describes kind ol
honey" from an Indian reed" which
was probably sugar cane. Europe
seems to be indebted for the plant to
the Saracens. who introduced it into
Rhodes, Cyprus, Sicily, Crete and Spain
in the ninth century. The crusaders Of
the twelfth century found it in Syria
The Spaniards and Portuguese carried
1t to Madeira and the Canaries In the
fifteenth century, and on the discovery
of America it was taken TO the West
Indies.-New York American
Smyrna times., 1908-02-19
NeighborhOod Favorite.

Mrs. E. D. Charles, of Harbor,
Maine, speaking of Electric Bitters,
says: ''It is a neighborhood fayorite
here with us" 1t deserves to be fa-
vorite everywhere. 1t gives quick re-
lief in dyspepsia, liver complaint, kid
ney arrangement, malnutritiOn, ner-
vousness, weakness and general debili-
ty. It's action on the blood, as q
thorough purifier makes it especially
useful as a spring medicine. This
grand alternative tonic is sold under
guarantee at Benton N. Weld on's drug
store. SOC.
Smyrna times., 1908-02-19
THE LAST MAN SHAVED.
An Explanation by the Barber That
Did Not Quiet His Nerves.

an ENPld0dLiOU pI Euo 0dTpCT nat
Did Not Quiet His Nerves.
There were five of us hunting and
fishing in the Queensland bush when
one rainy day stranger appeared. He
said he was tramp barber, and as
none Of US had been shaved for a fort
night we gave him half days work.
About four hours after he had left
us a band of six men rode up. and the
leader inquired if we had seen tall.
roughly dressed man pass that way.
We told him of the barber. and he
looked from man to man and eX-
claimed:
Good gracious, but you are all fresh
ly shaved
"Yes. we gave the barber a job
"And he shaved each one of yOu:'
"He did ana did it we'll"
Boys. DO you hear that" shouted
the man as he turned to his compan
| ions.
"What Of it|' asked one Of our party
/ "Wbv. he went insane yesterday AMI
cut a mans throat in bis barber S
chair over lr Unadilla. and were after
him to put him in an asylum"
They rode away at gallop and next
morning returned to our camp with the
man. who had been captured after a
hard fight and was tied on his horse
He seemed to remember us when be
was given a drink of water, and as be
handed the cup back he quietly OBJ
served:
II say. gentlemen. please excuse me
got shaved. but got to thinking OF
something else. and it slipped my
mind."-Cape Times.