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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-13

81 never knew until l attended the
horse show what an absurd term
horse laugh was"
"What impressed you"
"Why. there's no such thing as a
horse laugh. The horses looked right
at the ladies' hats and didn't even
mile."-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-13

knicker-You know that speech IL
given to man to conceal his thoughts
Broker-Well. penmanship does 1t even
bettes.-EoW York Sun,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-13
REUF NOT GIVEN
SENTEACE BY COURT
His Punishment to Be Melted
Out Next Saturday.

San Francisco, Dec. 12-The pro-
nouncing of sentence on Abraham
Ruef, convicted of bribery. was post
poned by Superior Judge Lauter, to-
day, until next Saturday, December 10.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-13

1t is proved by ancient carvings IN
earthed in Egypt that the bellows
were in use for forcing fires in the if
teenth century B. G.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-13

There 70 no medicine 80 safs and - ne sam.
ne 90 pleasant to take as DIR. Caldwoli's SyruI
spsin, the positive cure for all diseases ARISING
som ct ,mach trouble. The prios 10 VIZ rsas
.nablc-Soc and H.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1908-12-13
FOUND DRUNK.

Oscar Frame was found drunk on the
streets last evening and was taken to
Jail.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
Sand BAD for Sickroom.

One of the most convenient articles
to be used in a sickroom is sand bag
Get some clean fine sand; dry it
thoroughly in a pan on the stove
Make bag about eight inches square
of flannel, fill it with dry sand, sew
the opening carefully together and
cover the bag with cotton or linen.
This will prevent the sand from sift-
ing out, and will also enable you to
heat the bag quickly by placing it in
tte oven or even on the top of the
stove. After once using this you will
never attempt to warm the feet or
hands of a sick person with bottle
Of hot water or a brick. The sand
holds the heat a long time, and the
bag can be tucked up to the back with.
out hurting the invalid. 1t is a good
plan to make two or three of the bags
and keep them on hand, ready for use
at any time when needed
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OF POTATOES AND CHEESE.
Fe" Way Of Putting Together Two
II Popular Foads.

BOIL about dozen potatoes, and
wnile hot mash very soft with hot
nliik and melted butter, adding salt
ana pepper to taste. Whip light and
heap In the center of baking dish
smooth the sides of the mound with
knife, and carefully remove about a
leupful OF potato from the center of the
mound, leaving cavity In its place.
mp feather or brush in the white of
an egg, and cover the inside of the
nollow, and the top and sides of the
mound with this. Set in the oven to
get very hot and to brown lightly
"hen done take out and fill the hollow
win cheese sauce; sprinkle the pota.
Toes and cheese with crumbs and re.
ttlrn to the oven for five minutes be.
iore sending to the table. To make
!, .the cheese sauce. put half a cupful OF
putter In saucepan and melt. When
~ SINNERS stir in gradually FIVE heap.
Ing tablespoonfuls of grated cheese,
the beaten yolks of two eggs, pinch
OF cayenne and salt to taste. Stir
until thick and smooth; pour into the
hollow of the potato mound and
around the base.
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TO MAKE GOOD ANGEL CAKE.
important That the Whites of Eggs
Be in Proper Shape.

Mix seven ounces of fine winter
hour, one ounce of cornstarch, three
quarters Of pound of powdered sugar
and one heaping teaspoon of cream of
tartar together, and then sift them
hve times. Take IL pint of the
whites Of eggs and beat them Until
stif and smooth as possible. Your
cake will be tough and leathery unless
the whites are sufficiently firm to
bear an egg, and the texture very firm
and fine grained. Now stir in the
sifted materials as lightly and quick
ly as possible, using for the purpose
wire spoon or egg beater. Bake in
an INCREASED Turks head or, better
still, Van Dusen cake mold, in a mod
crate oven for 35 or 40 minutes.
When done, take 1t from the oven,
turn the bottom up, allowing the pan
to rest on the table to cool. When
the cake is cold pass a timber knife
around the sides, shake lightly and the
cake will drop out. Ice it\ with
vanilla, orange or almond soft icing
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Strawberry Sarabande.

Whip a cupful thick cream until
very stiff, then fold carefully into it
a pint fresh berries cut in small pieces
with a silver knife. Have ready a
tablespoonful gelatin soaked in a
quarter cup cold water for half an
hour, then dissolved by setting the
cup containing 1t in hot water. Add by
degrees ~ the berries and cream,
whipping It in so that it will not
string. Add three tablespoonfuls pow
dered sugar and when it stiffens turn
into 4 cold mold and set on the ice.
When ready to serve turn out onto
pretty dessert platter.
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His Appreciation, A

When Patrick -McGinnagan- -beeams
member of the Chicago police force
last week, delegation of his friends
burst in upon him while he was at
dinner and presented him with a
handsome night stick in honor OF his
popularity and their esteem. -
Completely bewidered by this une1,
pected token, the new policeman
nevertheless struggled TO his feet and
stammered his appreciation.
''Frinds, ye have upset me wild y'r
kindness" he said. flourishing the
night stick. "Oill try an do me duty
wild this little shillaly, an l hope an
thrust thot ivry mon herell live t feel
its infiooince"
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
Small Girls Hair.

To dress the hair of the baby girl
who is not blessed with curly locks,
take piece of ribbon Just long enough
to reach across top of head from ear
to ear, fasten to each end bow or ro7
settle and a narrow elastic to fit snug
ly around the head beneath the hair.
Brush the hair back or part in mid
die or on side. Place the ribbon on
the head, a rosette above each ear.
This will keep the hair in place and
be becoming.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
Suicides In Natal.

The abnormal suicide wave which
is passing over this country has been
made the subject OF very serious
thought, and it is well that 1t should
be so. In Natal within the past four
weeks there have been three suicides
of Europeans, which, on the basis OF
population, is four times greater than
the suicide rate in England and Wales,
a deplorable state of affairs indeed
In Durham few weeks ago it was
stated that suicides were taking place
at the rate of one day.-Natal Wit
ness.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
Art In Ice Cream Molds.

1t is almost an art now to design
molds for ice cream. Often the Gus
toners of the large shops suggest
what forms they wish the cream or
ice for a certain occasion to assume,
and the caterer arranges to have tho
idea carried out. In this way many
odd molds are acquired. Flowers and
fruit are always fayorite. One may
have roses to match the color scheme
Of the table decorations. There are
also tiny automobiles, Teddy bears"
and dolls,
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pure Pressed Meat.

In preparing pressed chicken or
pressed meat of any kind there need
be no fear of poisoning, as is some
times the case, II two things are OBJ
served: First, never pack 1t in tin;
porcelain lined pans or crooks are
Dest Second, never cover 1t while
warm, as that sometimes causes a
poisonous gas to form which is in,
furious In its effect
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Alleghenies in northeastern Peunsyi-
vania. In southern Ohio there are

Alleghenies In northeastern Peunsyi'
vania. In southern Ohio there are
long belts of Canadian powders
which can be traced to lodges OF rock
north of Lake Huron. Even in Boone
county, Kentucky, few miles south
of Cincinnati, a number OF red jasper
conglomerate powders, some OF them
two or three feet in, diameter, have
been found, which came from we'll
known lodges in Canada north OF Lake
Huron. Bowlders of large size from
these same lodges have also been
found as far southwest as Keokuk, la.
Bowlders from Wisconsin and Mime
sofa and Dakota abound in northern
Missouri down to the Missouri river,
some having recently been uncovered.
Armed with these facts concerning
the former extent Of the SWISS
glaciers, Agassiz went to Great Brit
ain, and came to America. and 1niu-
ated those investigations which have
shown the spread of glacial ice over
the areas already mentioned Scandi-
navian powders cover northern Ger
many, and are found 700 miles south
east at Kief In Russia, found at Tus-
cumbia, 60 miles up the Usage river,
which comes down from the Ozark
uplift to the south. They are also
found on the south side of the Kansas
river as far west as Lawrence and To-
peka, while windrows Of them are
found in central Dakota which have
been derived from ledges in the VI
cinity of Lake Superior.
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counterpanes for Metal Beds.

Dainty counterpanes may be made
with little labor and small expense by
buying pair of lace or muslin cur
tains. Fasten the sides of the cur.
tain which are not ruffied with inser.
tion as wide as you desire. The ruff
fed ends will fall over the sides and
end of the bed with charming effect
A cambk cover of any color to har'
monize with the room may be placed
under the top cover.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
LYDIA E. PINKHAM

No other medicine has been so
successful in relieving the suffering
of women or received so many gen.
uine testimonials as has Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
In every community you will find
women who have been restored to
health by Lydia e. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound. Almost every
one you meet has either been bene-
flied by it, or has friends who have.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at
Lynn, Mass, any ywomanany daymay
see the files containing over one mil
lion one hundred thousand letters
from women seeking health, and
here are the letters in which they
openly state over their own sigma
lures that they were cured by Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has saved many women
from surgical operations.
Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is made from roots and
herbs, without drugs, and is whole
some and harmless.
The reason why Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound IS so
successful is because it contains in
gradients which act directly upon
the feminine organism, restoring it
to a healthy normal condition.
Women who are suffering from
those distressing ills peculiar to their
sex should not lose sight of these
facts or doubt the ability of Lydia
(. Pinkham'S Vegetable Compound
to restore their health.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03


containing about 10000 cubic feet;
while another near Monthey contained
more than $4,000 cubic feet. Ship
rock, near Peabody, Mass, is a
glacially transported bowlder esti-
mated to weigh LOO tons; while Mo
hegan rock in 'Montville, Conn, near
Norwich, would weigh 10000 tons.
measuring 80 by 40 by rs feet, which
can be traced to lodges sf Conway
granite, about two miles away. The
so-called Judges cave, or West Rock,
near New Haven, Conn, is formed by
transported bowlder weighing 1000
tons, which can be traced to we'll
known dykes of trap 16 miles to the
north.
A granite bowlder near Lebanon, o.
which was brought by the ice from
Canada, measures II by 13 feet, with
eight feet out of ground and evidently
a much larger mass under the ground
But Prof Orton has described a mass
of Clinton limestone in Freeport, War
rem county, Ohio, which is three
fourths of an acre in area and 16 feet
in thickness, which has been brought
several miles. The central part of
northern Iowa contains a great mum.
ber of powders of exceptional size,
brought from several hundred miles
away. One of them furnished build
ing stone enough to construct M en-.
tire church.
Although these transported powders
are such striking witnesses to the slow
but majestic movement of glacial ice
during the glacial period, they are by
no means the only ones. AS the ice
slowly crept over the surface frag-
ments of rock became frozen into its
lower strata, and powders, gravel
sand and clay were dragged along be
meath 1t, furrowing and scratching
and polishing the surface of the rock
to an astonishing degree. Almost
anywhere over this glaciated area the
removal Of the soil will reveal
scratched and polished rocks under.
meath. The direction of the scratches
and the grooves shows the direction
lNC -lONlu6 dl lIt
time they were made. This was, in
the MAN,, outward, toward the mar
gin of the glaciated area which we
have described, but there were many
curious variations. In central Ohio
the direction of the glacial scratches
Is southeast, whereas on the islands
in the western part of Lake Erie 1t
is very nearly west At Logansport,
Ind, extensive grooves and scratches
have been found where the movement
Is toward the north. This variation
in the direction of the grooves and
scratches indicates that there were
eddies In the ice, such as are found in
the current of deep, slow-moying
stream of'water, The grooves on the
islands in the western end of Lake
Erie are among the most remarkable
in the world. One groove, in hard
corniferous limestone, was about 20
feet broad and eight feet deep, extend.
ing for long distance across Kelley
island. The surface OF this groove is
most finely polished, corals and other
fossils being cut off as sharply as
could be done by any graver's tool.
Tes direction Of these grooves in the
bed OF Lake Erie III evidently due to
the fact that the depression of this
lake diverted the ice movement ir its
closing stages in the direction OF its
longer diameter toward the natural
outlet on the west.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT-EAsE

A powder. It cures painful, smart'
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all Druggists, csc. Accept no sub
stitute Trial package, FREE. Ad-
dress A. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
A Mean Man.

"The Bhonglish have queer mar
riage custom. The groom holds his
nose against small cylindrical OBJ
ject. / couldn't quite make out what
1t was"
"a grindstone, probably" interposed
Mr.. Crouch.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03

The size Of these ice-transported
powders is certainly surprising. Sew
eral in Switzerland which have been
moved more than 100 miles would
weigh more than a thousand tons
apiece. The celebrated Pierre-a-Bot,
a bowlder above Neufchatel. Switzer-
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
BIC books co FAR
HUGE RowLDERs SCATTERED
OVER NORTHERN STATES BY
WIDE SWEEP OF GLACIER.
ice DECLARED MILES DEEP
CONCEALED Liquid In Vast Quantities
Flowed Far Down Mississippi Val
ley-underlyins Strata High
ly Polished by Motion.
BY q. FREDERICK WRIGHT, A. M.

IL. ".
(Author of '"rhe Ice Age in North Amer
ica," Man and the Glacial Pc
Rod" Etc.)
Copyright, Joseph B. Bowles)
The story Of the glacial period has
not been half told Its wonders are
increasing every day. It is the last of
the great geological epochs, and has
not yet passed away. Greenland is
still shivering under the rigors OF
glacial conditions With the excep-
ton of a narrow belt of mountains
around the southern end, the whole
continent, some 100000 square mites
in extent is still buried beneath ice
from one mile to two miles deep,
while the antarctic continent, with a
still greater area, is so completely en-
veloped in Ice that explorers have yet
been able to penetrate only the
merest fringe at two or three points.
But during the glacial period prop.
er the ice to depth of more than a
mile covered 100000 square miles
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
Attractions OF Flowers.

A flower has an almost human way
OF first attracting insects. This is by
appealing to their fondness for sweet
things. There is secreted in every
flower a store of honey. large or small,
as the case may be, to which the
midge, the butterfly, the bee, the blue,
bottle fly and other insects are at
tracted
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
Where the Honey Is.

Say" remarked the lazy horsefy,
why don't you take things easy? Why
do you work so hard?"
Because like it" replied the busy
bee. you must have observed that
usually when Pm at work I'm in Glow
err"
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03

1t is a foolish habit to borrow trou-
BILE or meet It half way. Cultivate
a cheerful mind and heart, and much
imaginary trouble will be avoided
Hedley
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
Try Murine Eye Remedy

For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes.
Murine Doesn't Smart-Soothes Eye Pain.
All Druggists Sell Murine at Scots. The 4s
Page Book in each Pkg. is worth Dollars
in every home Ask your Druggist.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
'TwouId Be Useless,

Mistress-"Jane, saw the milkman
kiss you this morning. Ia the future /
will take the milk in"
Jane-"'Twouldn't be no use, mum.
He's promised never to kiss enybody
but me-"
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Wasn't He a Wretch?

He-"Do you remember the night
proposed to you?"
She-"Yes, dear"
He-"We sat for one hour and you
never opened your mouth"
She-"Yes. remember. dear"
He-"Ah, that was the happiest hour
Of my life"
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
View of an Antarctic Ice Sheet.

Oh NOrtn America ana Z,UUU,uUU square
miles in Europe. In Nortk America
the southern border of this ice field
extended into the ocean off the New
England coast, rising like a great ice
wall out of the water, and westward
to a line running through Long Island,
across New Jersey and Pennsylvania,
to Salamanca, N. Y, where 1T turned
southwestward and, with many minor
variations, reached the Ohio river so
or 60 miles above Cincinnati, crossed
Kentucky and southern Indiana, reach
ing its farthest extent at Carbondale,
ILL.,; thence northwest, it crossed the
Mississippi river at st. Louis, and fol-
lowed the Missouri and Kansas rivers
to Topeka, where 1t swung northward
across the eastern parts of Kansas
and Nebraska, and through central
Dakota to near the Canada line;
thence proceeding with long loop
where it crossed the Rocky mountains
and the Sierras) to Puget sound and
the Pacific ocean. If one had ap-
preached this line during the glacial
period anywhere from the south, he
would have Immediately struck the
conditions of Greenland, and found
them continuous for thousands of
miles. Alaska still retains the stumps
of this great glacier, several hundred
square miles being covered by the
Muir glacier alone, and a still larger
area by the Malaspina glacier, which
comes down from Mount st. Elias.
In Europe the ice fields radiated from
the Scandinavian peninsula. extending
across the North sea to southern Eng
land, and across the Baltic to central
Germany and southeastern Russia.
In thinking of the glacial period it
should be kept clearly in mind that
glacial ice is simply compressed snow.
Glaciers are formed wherever there is
a snowfall which exceeds the melting
power of the. warm season. Everyone
ball may be made as hard as ice by
sufficient pressure in the hands.
That ice in great masses could flow
like cold tar or molasses or any other
semi-fuid seemed, until a short time
ago, impossible, and did not enter into
the thought of mankind. But about
10 years ago 1t was demonstrated in
Switzerland that the ice was actually
moving down the valleys, proceeding,
not like an avalanche, but creeping
with true flow, and carrying on its
back and frozen into It's mass frag-
ments of rock of varying sizes, some
of them being as large as small
house. Under the lee of one of these
Agassiz built him hut. and conducted
many of his important observations.
The great extent of this glacial
movement in former times was shown
by the distance which SONG of these
powders had been carried.
In North America the transportation
of powders by glacial ice has been
even more remarkable. The back
bone of Cape Cod and Long Island, a
line of hills from one hundred to two
hundred feet high, and two or three
miles broad, is simply pile of bowl
ders and small fragments transported
from New England to Canada. Ply
mouth Rock is a glacial bowlder
which journeyed from its northern
home thousands of years before the
Pilgrims set out from Holland. Bowl
ders from the Adirondack mountains
are found upon the summits OF the
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
What Was Lackinu.

Tom-When are you going to wed
your pretty fiancee?
Dick (gloomily)-Indeed, do not
know.
Tom-But the report is gaining cur
rency.
Dick-Yes, but am not gaining cur
rency. That is Just the trouble.
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Not Recorded.

Bill-Did they record that politi-
clans speech?
JILL believe not. They hadn't a
wind gauge, | believe.-Yonkers States
man.
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No Religion.

rs your husband Congregational
ist, a Presbyterian or a Swedenbor-
gian?"
Nom; he's plumber Baltimore
American.
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Investment Note.

with one exception, everything I've
put money into has gone up in the air"
What was the exception"
IAN airship."
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Hands Full.

''If Smithers undertakes to pull my
ears" said fellow at street. corner,
"he will have his hands full"
The crowd looked at the mTns ears
and smiled.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
One Best Bet.

Bacon-What do they call that uni
form the girls wear in the March of
the Amazons" on the stage?
Egbert-Undress uniform, reckon"
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
Give or Take.

Him (at the concerD you
think Miss Howells takes great pains
with her singing?
Her-"Gives," I think, would be a
more appropriate word than takes"
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The Neighbors' Hens.

who got up those hanging gardens
of Babylonf"
Some king"
For what purposeP"
81 judge he wanted to outwit the
neighbors' chickens"
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What He Was DISCHARGED.

Office Boy-What am I fired for?
Employer-For constantly smoking
cigarettes. You have heard, haven't
you, that where there is so much
smoke, there must be some fire?-Bo'
hemian.
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03

FITS St. vitus' Dance and Nervous Diseases per
manentiy cured by Dr. Kllne's Great Nerve Restorer
Send for FREE R 90 trial bottle and treatise. DR..
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The Fashionable Term.

Burlington is suffering with rheu-
matism, hear"
mo, he isn't suffering. He's got it,
but he's quite prond and happy. His
doctor calls it .gout.'
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03

Mrs. winaows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums reduces In
nammaton, allays palm, cures wind colo. 2oc bottle
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03

No one is so blind to his own faults
as man who has the habit of detect
ing the faults of others.-Faber.
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important to Mothers.
Not Incurablc,

THAT man is a poet"
"Too bad"
"Yes."
How did you discover tt?"
81 didn't; he told me-"
Then perhaps he may get over It"
American.
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Birthdays, holidays and weddings
are what keep the average man poor.
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A Simple Remedy.

'I tell you we cannot pass a law to
keep dogs from barking and disturb
ing people"
Wont the ordinary law against
barkers apply?"
The Arvada enterprise., 1908-07-03
Denver Directory

lAsnMTrn Hustling young man for paying
kH proposition. References O..
vvHu IL quired we mean business
western Sales Co., 6g7 Empire Bldg. Denver, Colo
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-27

Livingston will deliver the choicest
Of liquors to your home. Use the
phone.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1908-07-27

Lake Tahoe Postal cards at the
Emporium. All kinds.