Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1908-10-30
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The Husband (durng the quarrel)-
You're always making bargains. Was
there ever time when you didn't? The
Wife-Yes, sir on my wedding day,
She-Why are artists always so care
full to sign their paintings? He-To
| indicate which is the top and which is
the bottom of the picture.-The Sphinx.
Il suppose you know why you are
here?" asked the judge severely. Eyes,
SIR" answered the prisoner. Il wuz
drug here. Birmingham Age Herald.
us this section prosperous2" You |
bet 1t is" answered the Kansas farmer. |
Il kin spread net any time and snake |
a grand plano out Of cyclone. Pitts |
burg Post.
Poor Tom, it cost him terrible lot |
to give UP his sweetheart" Then why |
did heT" Because 1t would have cost |
him great deal more II he hadn't
The Taller.
Lecturing Philanthroplst (home from
China)-You know, my dear people,
the prisons there are not the sort Of
places to which you and l are accus-
tomed-Puck.
Railway Conductor-Is there room In
there for this man? Young Men in
Compartment-lmp Just about
room enough for the two ladles.-Flie-
gende Blaetter.
DO you consider your nerve is sufh-
ciently steady to tit you for an airshlp
NAVIGATOR well, I've been out in a
canoe with a nervous fat girl."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
, Every man Is the architect of his
, own fortune" quoted the Wise Guy.
| Yes, but he wants to keep solid with
n the building inspectors" added the
4 Simple Mug-Philadelphia Record.
d Saplelgh-A bwick fell from build
g ing two yeahs ago and knocked me
e senseless. Miss CaustiQue-Indeed |!
r, And does your physician think you will
= ever get over it?-Chicago Daily News.
d Her Husband-If a man steals, no
N matter what it is, he will live to regret
D it. His Wife-Durlng our courtship
you used to steal kisses from me. Her
Husband-Well, you heard what said.
n Wife-What luck? Husband-None
N whatever. Wife-Were there no SER
,e wants at the intelligence ONCE? Hus.
el band-Yes, lots of them, but they had
" all worked for us before-Saturday
n Sunset.
IN Have you ever been cross-examlned
is before?' inquired a barrlster of wit.
Or ness who was occupying his attention
n Have 1 /" exclaimed the man. Didn't
IN l just tell you am married T'-Stray
Stories.
Magistrate (sternly) Didn't l tell
90 you the last time you were here new
~ er wanted you to come before me
q again? Prisoner-Yes, sir; but
n couldn't make the police believe it.
NJ Tit-Bits.
le Hotel Proprietor-Sir, you cannot
is leave this hotel until you pay your bill
e. Mr.. o. A. Lott-Ah, at last have found
lie a man generous enough to grant me the
,e, one thing have always desired-a per
r. manent home.
Should a man go to college afte
fifty" well. he might pass muster
h. at tennis" answered the expert. "Bu
n man can't expect to do much in base
N. ball or football Mt that age."-Louls
ov vile Courier Journal.
81 fell out of the window of my ia
yesterday" "And you are on the fourtI
floor. That was terrible" Yes;
don't know how to face the janltor. Tn
sure I've violated some clause in m
lease. Washington Herald.
Your husband says he works like
=, dog" said one woman. Eyes, it's YER
similar" answered the other. III
- comes in with muddy feet, makes him
~ self comfortable by the fire, and wait
90 -, TO be Washington Star.
10 II always hate to pass an ice crear
he saloon when I'm walking with my girl.
az i've never happened to pass one whe
mt [ was out with my girl" THAT
ug strange. How do you manage it?"
es don't manage it; she does. She Away
,gs insists on going In"
&C. rhe little daughter of homeopathi
nd physician received a ring with a peal
wn in 1t on the Christmas tree. Two day
ers later she poked her head tearfully
so at the door of her fathers Ofic,
Of Papa" she sobbed, papa, I've los
The little pill out Of my ring"
81 guess pa must have passed Il
Tho Of time at the dentists when he wa
,or in New York." said Johnny Gree
bon why do you think so?" querled h
ro. ma. "'Cause heard him tell a ma
of to-day that it cost him nearly $500
nor get his eye-tooth cut" replied Johnn
,ri- Chicago News.
'oO A statute of Liebig is to be erected