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The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Panics will net always be with us. If it had not been for the made-to-or- der panic, we certainly would have succeeded in establishing our mini mum price long ago. As it was, We kept the price from going down, down, down, so low that we have a night mare when we contemplate it. We have saved the day and saved to the South millions of dollars.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
HoW'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of CatarrL that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
 F.J.CHENEY 6 CO.,, Toledo, o. We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last years, and believe hm perfectly hon. Crabie in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by fis hrm.
 WALpING. KINNAN & MARVIN,
 Wholesale Druggists, Toledo O. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by al Druggists.
 Take Halls Fam. ly Pills for constipation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
The Ob iects of Her Eeelinus,

Patrick" gushed the amorcus Wid- ow O'Leary. "Oi've long anted t con- fiss t ye tn state iv me feelin's toward ye, an now Oi must tell ye thot Oi love ivvry hair iv VT head!"
 "Thin, if ye do,'' replied tte adaman- tine Patrick, who has just come from the barber's, "Oi'n tell ye, Mrs. OLeary, thot were ye in Casey's bar Der shop around tn corner, ye'd foind Casey sweepin tn objects iv VT feel ins into his dustpan at tn prisint mo- ment! Sunday Magazine
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

The spirit of cooperation is of the utmost importance to the farmers, be- cause all the other followings are against his He it is who must make the food and the raw material for all the others, and when they buy cheap ly from him, they profit by the low price, and when they sell dearly to him they profit by the high price.
 The panic in the business world is not over Yet. Farmers are the ones to profit by this panic. It's scarcity of money. Raise living at home. and yoa won't need much money.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
His Double Grief.

It was sentence day in the city court. A man in the prisoners pen, who had been sentenced to two years for larceny, began to cry softly. The big man next him, who was going to serve seven years for b:gamy, said:
 'Aw, voucher snifflin' about?"
 "Pm-I'm-th-th-thin about leav- in (sob) my-my-family. Lea-leavin' my wife"
 ''Aw, cut it out! Look at me. I ain't cryin', am I? An I'm leavin' two of em."-"Jack" Cremer in Everybody's.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
if an Advertisement Convinces You,
 Stay Convinced

When you read in this newspaper the advertisement of manufacturer who has paid for the space used to convince you that it is to your interest to buy his goods, and you go to a dealer where such articles are usually handled for sale, do not let the dealer or any one of his clerks sell you some thing else which he claims is ''just as good" If an advertisement convinced you, it was because of the element of truth which it contained
 INSIST ON GETTING WHAT YOU ASK FOR.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
A Household Necessity.

l would almost as soon think of running my farm without implements as without Hunts Lightning Oil. Of all the liniments I have ever used, for both man and beast, it is the quickest in action and richest in results. For burns and fresh cuts it is absolutely wonderful. l regard it as a house. hold necessity. Yours truly.
 s. HARRISON,
 Kosciusko, Miss.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
"Makes 1t Go Wax.u

We simply can't do without it. We are not going to try. When Bobby stubs or cuts his toe, it's Ma, where's the Lightning Oil?" When Lizzie burns her hand or arm, it's Where's the Lightning Oil?" When little Dicks been playing with a humble bee, it's Where's the Lightning Oil?" The echo of all our affiictions is Where's the Lightning Oil?" It's the balm that makes the pain go way Sincerely yours, P. CASSIDY,
 Montevailo, Ala.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

The man who allows the manure around his place to wash away is not a fool; fool is one who knows no better; this man is combination knave and fool for throwing away his substance-not his either-for at best he only holds 1t in trust. He is worse than anything that language now pro- vides for. Soak him!
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
cONRIED AS THEATER MANAGER.

Under the headline "Conried's Re
 tirement," the Berliner Tageblatt says: "Conried's fame as a manager reached it's zenith in the winter of 1904, when, despite the curse of Bay reuth and in the face of the war coun- cil, he took possession of 'Parsifal.' The bishops CD who wept over the offense to religion helped to advertise it. The rich were seized with Farsi far fever and had to see the perform ance. The receipts ran up to 2s0.00O
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

When you are holding your cotton in futures, for if MT. Buyer wants it at that price today he can have it, if not, it is at his service tomorrow.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
Ard the Moon Man Lauohed.

They were jogging along the old road and cupid was so busy that the young man dropped the lines either side of the runabout. It was then that the wise old nag turned lazily around.
 What are you looking at?" queried the ov'! by the roadside.
 T am reading between the lines" laughed the old nag as she gave a horse laugh and showed her long vel low teeth.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

sediment. Not satisfied, MT. Enders started using Doan's Kidney Pills. The kidneys began to act more regl- larly," he says, and in a short time passed few gravel stones I felt better right away and since then have had no kidney trouble.'
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box. -Milburn Co.,. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
General Demand

of the Well-Informed of the World has always been for simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; laxative which physicians could sanction for family use because its com ponent parts are known to them to be wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, acceptable to the system and gentle, yet prompt, in action.
 In scpplying that demand with its ex- cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, the California Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies on the merits of the laxative for its remark able success.
 That is one of many reasons why Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is given the preference by the We'll Informed. To get it's beneficial effects always buy the genuinc-manufactu by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co.,, only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

The farmer should keep clear of all entangling alliances with other Unions. They have nothing to offer him; they are his customer and he is theirs, and they are all the time looking to some method to obtain cheaply what he has. while they use all means to sell to him high what they have.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
In the Free Vaccination Ward.

A Lithuanian woman was getting her fifth baby vaccinated the other day.
 q am glad" said the young surgeon, that you recognize the importance Of vaccination"
 "Oh, yes," she said, q often won. der,' she added pensively, what it's done for, though. It's to show you're free citizen, the same as naturaliza- ton papers. ain't it?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

You must cut down the acreage of cotton if you would have the prica increased. Spectators may do and say all they want to, but they can not keep down for any great length of time the price of a short crop, neither can they keep up for any great length of time the price of a sur plus crop.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
Me Reiterate.

That for more than fifteen years Hunts Cure EGs been working on the afflicted. Its mission is to cure skin troubles, particularly those of an itch ing character. It's success is not on account of advertising, but because it surely does the work. One box is guaranteed to cure any case.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
Foroiveness,

"1he state!" sneered the convict. ed anarchist. What do 1 care for the state?"
 "The state" replied the court, Ifs not inclined to repay your harshness in kind. It will care for you for year. r."-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
Rally Cries.

"So you couldn't hear much of what the speaker said?'
 "No. His delivery was al. right, but between the yells of louder and or der he didn't have much chance. ."- Kansas City Times.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
SuCoeStive.

Towne-There was spelling-bee down at our church the other night. The pastor gave out the words. Did you hear about it?
 Browne-No; was it interesting?
 Towne-Rather The first three words he gave out were increase" pastor" Salary. Stray Stories.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

marks, and the back stair dramatists wrote that Bayreuth had been out done. The same business capacity was shown by Conreid when he pro- duced on the Metropolitan stage the operettas of Johann Strauss and Mill locker"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Cooperation in buying seed, plan ming crops, cultiVating, harvesting and marketing them, is the sort of coop eration that our name means, and if we live up to the name there is no sort of doubt about our being success ful in growing in strength and num- berS
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

All Union men carry a good pocket knife all the time, and when they see a bunch of suckers growing out to eat up the substance of their fruit trees they get busy staying those suckers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
Actual Facts.

For upwards of fifteen years Hunts Cure has been sold under strict guar antee to cure any form of itching skin troubles known No matter the name less than one per cent. of the pur- chasers have requested their money back. Why? It simply does the work.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

years with stin ging pain in the back, yio- lent headaches and dizzy spells, and was assured by a special ist that his kidneys were all right, though the secretions showed a reddish. brick-dust
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
H() (jSE: WI 0RK

Thousands of American women in our homes are daily sacrificing their lives to duty.
 In order to keep the home neat and pretty, the children well dressed and tidy, women overdo. A female weakness or displacement is often brought on and they suffer in silence, drifting along from bad to worse, knowing we'll that they ought to have help to overcome the pains and aches which daily make life a burden
 It is to these faithful women that
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

The great question in life is the suffering we cause; and the utmost ingenuity Of metaphysics cannot just fly the man who has pierced the heart that loved him.-Constant
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Instead of sittin' down and sittin', we should be gittin' up and gittin'
 There is much work to be done <He who professes to be Farmers Union man and will not work at it, makes only noise and profession. He is only the shadow without the sub stance.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

If, in replying to toast at the DO. litical banquet, you lost your head, don't be unhappy, for, if you only stay late enough, you'll be sure to get 1t back again all right in the morning.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

To be in a real good shape to hold your cotton next fall, plant a good deal of all the other things that, you are going to want, so you will have but little use for money.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
FACTS FOR SICK WoMEN,

For thirty years Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with displacements, infe mmation, ulcera- tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bear lngdown feeling, 1atulency, indiges- ton, ,dizziness,or nervous prostration. Why don't you try it?
 Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Do not neglect the farmers insti- ute" features of your meetings. This IS of more real benefit than anything else for the furtherance of our real interests.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
HER PROTECTOR.

Here, nurse! Who's that young chap that's always following you around? l he a beau of yours?"
 "Oh, no, sir Oats Jimmie Hawk shaw, de detective. I hires him TO pro- tect me from kidnapers an things!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
It Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure fc- hot, sweating, calous, and swollen, aching feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don | accept any substitute Trial package FREE. Address Allen $. Olmsted. Le Roy, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

The world belongs to those who come the last They will find hope and strength, as we have done.-Long- fellow.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Make it a rule to know who are your children's teachers, and try to find out what sort of impression these teachers leave upon your children.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

About once a week on an average each state of the Union furnishes victim to the coal oil can. kindle your fire with something else.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
Wnman Owner of Larae Ranch.

Lady Ernestine Hunt, eldest daugh- ter of the marquis of Ailesbury, owns and operates horse ranch at Calgary, Alberta, on a stretch of land nearly 10000 acres in extent.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

In these days of cheap reading mat ter the farmer who is shy on reading is standing nightly in his own light.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Every human being is intended to have character of his own, to be what no other is, to do what no other can.-Channing
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

It is ever onward and upw ard, and anyone who gets in the way must be sent to the rear.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

If no man could be a director until he put up bond which is satisfactory to the depositors who are not stock holders?
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

It is not too late yet to plant some of the late growing flowers around your home.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

And up to now the day of cheap al eohol fuel is not here, but it is com ing no less surely than it is coming slowly
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

school tax, but be sure that you get the moneys worth when it is spent.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
capudine Cures Indiaestlon pain..

Sour stomach and heartburn no matter rom what cause. Gives immediate relief. freserlbed by physicians because it is pure and effective. Trial bottle 1Oc. Regu- lar size 25c and 50c at all druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

The butcher should be careful how he steaks his reputation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
Immense Pio Iron Production.

h the last eight years the three great iron countries have produced 1O,300 ,000 tons of pig iron, of which over half has come cut of the United States
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teething, softens the gurus reduces in hsmmaton, sIlsys pain, cures wind coliU 25c bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Garfield Tea is of particular benefit to those subject to rheumatism and routi If purities the blood, cleanses the system and eradlcates disease. Drink before retiring.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Hicks Capudine Cures Nervousness, Whether tired out, worried, sleepless or what not It quiets and refreshes brain and nerves. It's liquid and pleasant to take. Trial bottle 10c-regular size 25c and soc at druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Pit ourselves in shape where we can demand minimum indeed and in truth.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
FARMERS EDUCATIONAL
 khD COOPERATIVE UNION nF hMERlch
OF AMERICA

Get busy and prove tha. "In union there is strength"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
French Sculptor ccmplimented

M. Rodin, the celebrated sculptor, has been asked to paint some frescoes for the new art gallery at the Luxem- bourg palace.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Britain's Second Largest City.
 Probably not one person in a hun. dred knows which is the second largest city In the British empire. 1t is Bombay.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

EpNDCv NEW DISCOVERY; gives S6h|a % quick relief and cures worst ca ses. Book of tes moniafs and 10 days treatment FREE. DR. H. H. GREENS SONS, Box R. ATLANTA. GA.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
 \ | GXS,

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing il is simply Qcinine and Iron in tasteless form, and the most efectual form. For grown people and children. soc.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
FOUND THE CAUSE.
After Six Years of Misery and Wrong
 Treatment.

John A. Enders, of Robertson Ave hue, Pen Argyll, Pa, suffered for six
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

A lazy man will not work himself sc long as he can work others.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

The theatrical manager has a rooY show If 1t isn't a good one.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22

Do your duty and let the other fel. low do the explaining.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-05-22
INTERMITTENTLYs

Tourist-What are you jumping UT like that for, me good man?
 Rowling Dervish-Ye Yeow, Dog of an unbeiiever, I'm elevatirg my mind.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-01-05
HAULING PUPILS
TO THE SCHOOLS
Superintendent Egglcston Dis
cusses This Phase of Educa-
tional Advancement.
STEAM CARS USED IN WISE.
nv Joseph u. EGGLEsToN, JR.


Mr.. j. S. Thomas, of the State Board
of Examiners, has prepared pamphiel
on The subject of the Consolidation OIL
Schools and the Transportation OF emil
dren in Virginia, We hope to issue an
edition of some $4,000 copies. we'll Illus
.trated. this winter. 1t Will prove an
Interesting discussion of these impor-
tant matters. and just how the Facts
and figures given by him will be an
swered by the rapidly diminishing
number of people who declare that
Transportation is not practicable, l do
not know. However, that is not wor-
frytns me. The pamphlet will be good
and comfortable reading to those who
believe that 1t Is practicable, proper,
.business-like and best to haul children
to school. rather than haul the school
to the children.
The pictures shown on this page illus
trate two methods of hauling children
to school. One picture shows two ordi-
nary farm wagons, both Of which are
covered in bad weather. The wagons
have common sense" springs on them.
seats made to order, and are capable OF
going through any road that pair OF
horses or mules can pull them through.
They cost not exceeding $50 each, COM
Splete. They We're invented by l.. D.
Jones, of Green Bay, Prince Edward
county. who has thereby proven again
that mans ingenuity can overcome a
bad road One of these wagons travels
about three and a half miles to school
and back each day, and the other goes
about seven miles and back.
Wise Uses Steam.
The other picture shows two cars and
an engine. This small train carries
about 1a5 children to school and back
home daily. This is in Wise county
and the plan works admira bly,. Elec-
trio car lines are used a good deal in
the State for getting children to and
from school. and as soon as some one
invents flying machine that is guar
anteed to fall easy in case of mishap
1t may be safely predicted that Jones
of Prince Edward; Sebrell. of South
ampton; John w. Todd and Others Of
Augusta; Gills, of Campbell: Jackson
Davis, ofs4ienriGo; Geislnger, of Shen-
andoah; ana others will get a supply
! of them in which the children can 81
to school
The wagons most used in the two
dozen counties of the State that have
transportation are those made for the
purpose of carrying children. AS
rule they are Very strong. They ar,
made of almost any capacity desired
The price of a twenty child wagon Il
about SIZE; of ffteen-child wager
is about SIS. The ten-child Wagon
should cost still less. The larges
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-01-05
wagon in the State. one used In Camp
bell county, cost $40, hauls forty seven
and has four mules to pull

wagon in the State. one used in Camp
bell county, cost $40, hauls forty seven
CHI ildren, and has four mules to pull
it.
Transportation Is not q cure-all
Nothing is except a patent medicine.
But there are not dozen counties out
of the 100 in the State that cannot
improve some of the schools by merg-
ing small schools into larger central
ones and transporting the children.
There are now over FIVE dozen wagons
in use, hauling over 1000 children.
One thousand wagons could be used to
great advantage.
Helps Enrolment.
Mr.. Thomas's pamphlet will snow a
remarkable increase in enrolment where
consolidation and transportation have
been tried in the State. 1t will show
an equally remarkable Improvement in
the daily attendance. The Improvement
in the advancement of the pupils in
their studies is likewise gratifying.
there were before consolidation and
after the new plan was started the
enrolment was 4,Sl4. The daily attend
ance before was 2,107; afterwards, 3.607;
number OF teachers before, 1856; after
wards, 1859; per cent. of enrolment in
daily attendance before, Go; afterwards
rs; increase Of pupils per teacher on
new plan, 10.
These figures are taken from terri
tory where in some cases there is con-
solidation, but no transportation, and
in some cases both. Mr.. Thomas states
that in territory where both CONSOLE
dation and transportation prevail. the
average daily attendance is consider
ably higher There is not space to dis
cuss the more rapid advancement OF
the pupils, resulting from better grad
ing and better attendance.
How about the cost? Well. Mr.
Thomas has some facts about this thai
give the opponents of consolidation anl
| transportation very little comfort. Blu
must leave discussion of this phase
of the question to Mr.. Thomas's pamph
let. 1t will be well worth reading.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-01-05

g. u . II ~ ~ = y
Of objective suggestions and plans, and
No. 8. AS devices for good conduct
for which the children's enthusiasm
may be aroused, I may mention the
"tens-helpers" plan, good-conduct ban
ners extras. the iding-percentage'
scale. etc. but I cannot detail these
now. 3s}(
No. Z. Let the children get together
often in assembly and render a pro-
gram Of reading, recitation and song
Get them feel that this Is their hour.
and let them, under your direction, arr
range the program and have their pa
rents come.
e No. s. The limit Of the teachers
knowledge should be far beyond the
subjects he Is to teach;; otherwise he
will be utterly unable to bring to bear
upon them that wealth of information
whose value to the teacher lies chiefly
In his ability to marshal 1t for use.
He should never reach his IDEAL. God
forbid that he reach it! But his ideal
should beRupon q sliding scale, always
pointing upward and reaching upward
as knowledge increases.
+ Finally, I wishSto point you to four
great books as aids to you in the dis
rections i have limited at, namely,
Jean Mitchell's School," DuBois'a
"Point Of Contact" Herbert Spencer's
"Education,' and. last and foremost,
the methods and teachings Of the
greatest teacher Of all time. Jesus
Christ, as set forth In the New Tesla,
ment Scriptures.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1908-01-05

And we are considering how the
school may provide for the child's
physical, moral and mental develop
ment so that he may be full of buoy
mt happiness during the process; so
that he may he conscious Of no conflict
or hostility between his aims and pur-
poses and those OF his teacher; so that
his school experiences may be joyful