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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-12-05
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easily; he can only be managed. This
managing, however. must he done
skillfully The average bride is crude
in her methods: she weeps and she
nags. The widow does neither; ale
knows too much to make herself dis
agreeable. She has perfect control of
herself whatever happens and makes
no scenes. She leads her husband
smoothly and cleverly so that life is
free from jars and discussions. Give
me-" says this selfish man, "a second
marriage every time. Others can have
the first love with its romance and it's
quarrels. Give me the comfort and Gle
knowledge of the world OF the second
marriage, the one that is founded on
wisdom instead of sentiment"
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two loops standing up and three lying
down. Then tic rest Of the ribbon is
bastcd on to a fiat wire.
The bow should be fastened close to
tho Psyche on the left hand side, while
the wired end Is passed through the
pompadoui' in such way that it shows
at intervals. about three inches APP
pearing directly in front
AS the method Of Embarrassing is low
at present it goes without saying all
high ornaments are out Of style.
The Fad of the Moment.
Behold the latest fad, the picture
postal secret code This enables peo-
pie to write in cipher on postal card
and to keep their secrets from a too
curious world It was bound to come.
Postal card fends will not use an en-
velope and n two cent stamp if they
can possibly help It. but now ] see the
country postmistress will lose her ia
vorite recreation. the only thing that
made stamping innumcrablc post cards
hearable. reading every one.
There is absolutely no excuse for ig-
norance of social customs. Tho wo-
man who forgets to pay her dinner call
or who does not leave the right num-
Der of cards will soon find herself
dropped" by punctilious people.
Etiquette is not by any means ar
fectntion; all it's observances mean
something: it is the badge OF good
breeding, the barrier which divides the
people who know from the people who
don't. and none of US can afford to ig
more 1t.
There is no excuse for making mis-
takes. Good books have been written
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pompadour in variety of pleasing
WAYS. After the transformation is
pinned on the hair IL brought over it
rather low and held in place by side
combs. The rest of the hair Is then
made into an immense Psyche, and a
vary wide fiat barrette is fastened be-
cas,Sons curls are pinned all around
This Psyche. and the effect is very soft
and Pretty
A ,reat many hair ornaments are be-
ing worn this winter Wrcaths OF gilt
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false foundations. and no friendship il
I LASTING that 10 built on pretense
The woman who puts on and Who
"blliffs" IS bound to come to grief soon
cr or later. You can't fool people all
the time.
Even the most sophisticated women
enjoy a simple. wholesome MATURE
when they meet it in society, and I
have known q sweet unpretent!ous
woman to reach far up socially and IN
do 1t successfully where one with y
more artificial nature failed utterly.
Now q mere man comes forward AMI
says that second marriages are happier
than first ones.
I'm a second marriage he ohssryes
"the woman knows more and IT is ~,
10 the woman whether the marrIap.
shall be happy or not. Man is an Oh
stinnte creature. He cannot DO changed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-12-05

pral3zz IIE, new gowns are as near
seamless as possible This is
x especially true OF the satin
cinnire creations. These are
scanned on the bias throughout, and
HE only vertical scam in the whole
skirt comes at one side. either front or
back, under . sash trimming. Cores
have entirely gone out of fashion for
evening dresses Everything seems
built on circular lines. Even the lace
robes now are made SO that they may
be easily fitted into empire lines.
stripes arc treated in a novel way.
Thcy run down to the left side of the
s.:irt from high up on the right hip.
This gives u stunning effect.
Tho new empire dresses arc full of
pitfalls for The average dressmaker
and j have seen some dreadful botcfes
right here in New York, While dread
to think Of what is happening all over
tho country whore dres@ni2kers pin
their faith to exaggerated pictures Of
Paris fashions.
The real truth is that refined people
the world over are much the same and
that neither the refined French nor
American woman wears The extremely
tight skirt The models ] see here at
the theater at the opera ana in the
fashionable restaurants cling closely
around the hips. but from there down
they fan in graceful folds,
Old Style Petticoat Passe.
Underwear, TO be cure must be skin
tight. The old fashioned petticoat is
q thing OF the past Princess slips of
lawn and lace are worn instead These
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-12-05

leaves rank first
In preferen c c
then come tiaras
made of gold
ribbon.
Here Is an easy
way to make one
of these tiaras,
and. by the way,
gold braid is one
half the price of
gold ribbon, and
it is Just as eff
fec'ivc. A yard
and a half is
needed.
First make your
bow at one end
nf tbn ,,ibbop
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lies softly around the feet, and the
sides and front Of such gown are ex-
tremely long as we'll
Adjoining the Psyche.
Hairdressing has undergone an i'm
mense change. The woman who can
wear a part is now in her glory, but
che who cannot may still arrange her
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-12-05
CHIFF0NlERs

$3.50 Chffoniers, now. $685.
5000 Chiffoniers, now ....... $4,000
$3.50 Chiffoniers. now. 1890
$1,000 Chiffoniers, now. $3.50
$3.50 Chffoniers, now... $S.25
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Royal Wiltons, $500 rugs,
Wilton Velvet, $3.50. now. 3. s23 90
Administer Rugs. $4,000, now. $1,000
Tapestry, s24 90, now........ .s1S.T5
Tapestry, $2l. 80, now.....,...S 12.50
Administer Rugs, 5x6, $500
grade now OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES So
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
AN THAR THE GALS wUz-IN A ROW.

AN THAR THE GALS wU2--IN A ROW.
But still we KEEP our distance till in
the fields and dels
The Christmas horns wuz blowin' an
we heard the Christmas bells,
An then the old man says ter US:
"Come in! It's Christmas day,
An I've got some purity presents that
I'm going ter give away"
An thar the gas wuz--in a row.
a-bushin' left an right,
The old man in the center, an six o. US
in sight!
An we knowed jest what wuz comin'--
an we knowed 'twuz comm quick,
Fer the old man says: "It's Christmas,
boys. Whir in an take yer piok!"
Well, took sweet Miss Liza, an John
took Mandy Jane,
An Jim said he'd take Laura fer this
worlds shine or rain,
An so on till we'd been supplied, then
said; "We're 'bIeceed ter you.
But, with all yer daughters give away,
what air you eoin' ter dol"
An then the old man winked at me an
whispered mighty low:
"As fer the gals, 'twuz sittin' time fer
all o. them ter go!
I've Jest been waitin' on you boys the
weddin' word ter say.
I'm a-goin' ter marry widder, an |
wants 'em out the Way!"
Atlanta Constitution.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
"The Blood is The Liie.n

Science has never gone beyond the
above simple statement OF scripture. But
1t has illuminated that statement and
given 1t meaning ever broadening with
the increasing breadth Of knowledge.
When the blood il 'bad or impure 1t
is not alone the body which suffers
through disease, The brain Is also
clouded, Sbe mind and judgement are
enScted, and fsany an evil deed or impure
Thought NyQasr~be directly traced to the
impNsRy OF the blo0D Foul, impure blood
can be made pnre. by The -nsa-. OF pr.
P!erces Le l. 81. Golden Medical Discovery. It
.cllL.lGles ! -and .nlrlJies the blood thereby
curing, pimples, blotches, eruptions and
other cutaneous affections, as eczema,
tetter, or salt-rheum, hives and other
manifestations Of impure blood.
O % @ @ o o
In the cure of scrofulous swellngs, en-.
larged glands, open eating ulcers, or old
sores, the Golden Medical Discovery "has
performed the most marvellous cures. In
cases of old sores, or open eating ulcers,
II is well to apply to the open sores DR..
Perce's All-lfeallng Salve, which pos
sesses wonderful healing potency when
used as an application to the sores In con-
junction with the use OF cGolden Medical
Discovery "as blood cleansing consti-
tutional treatment. II your druggist
don't happen to have the rAll-Healing
Salver in stock, you can easily procure IL
by inc!osing ffty-fonr cents in postage
stamps to Or. R. v: Pierce, 663 Main ST.,
Buffalo. N. Y, andit will come to you by
return post. Most druggists keep IL as
well as tho "Golden Medical Discovery"
o 9 o o Q .
Youcan't afford to accept any medicine
Of ,takRo,Cn composition as q substitute
for~Golden Medical Discovery" which Is
a medicine OF KNOWN COMPOSITION,
having complete list of ingredients In
plain English on its bettle-wrapper, the
same being attested as correct under oath.
nr. Pierca's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liverand bowels
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
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He Wouldn't Die.

"Pop" Ashby kept hotel, and fair
ly good one too. When he was grow
ing old Pop married handsome young
Norwegian girl who had been working
for him as q chambermaid, and she
made very useful and devoted wife
for him. Her efforts to learn vernacu-
lar English were faithful and almost
frantic, but she couldn't learn It. Her
most strenuous efforts at pronuncia-
ton were pathetic and yet laughable.
At last Pop became Ill, and the ply
sician said that he could not recover
In fact, that he might die within an
hour or two. The old man commits
stoned his wife to find his brother by
telephone and tell him that he must
see him about business matter be-
fore death claimed him. The faithful
wife sought diligently for an hour. run
ming back to the bedside to report to
the old man, whom she loved, and then
going again to the phone, At last she
found him and gave her message thus:
"Pop Is dying, He won't die till you
comes, so please hurry. Los Angeles
Times.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
THE OLD MANS CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS.

The old man had six daughters 1--WE
wuz his hired hands,
An we wuz six, an all the year we
plowed an hood his lands),
An every single gal o. them wuz purity
as a peach.
IAN, bein' six an six, we said,
"Thar's one apiece fer eseh!")
But how could any folks like us that
walked the cotton row
An made an marked the mslofs an
coaxed the corn ter grow
Think that he'd let gal O. his come
steppin' down SO fer
To hear poor chap askin' fer the hand
an heart o. her?
An so we jest said nuthin', but KEEP
a-feelin' blue
An thinkin' till IL 'peared ter US the
gals wuz thinkin' tool
An sometimes when they'd walk our
way, though nuthin' much wuz
said,
They'd smile the sweetest kind o.
smiles an blush roey red.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30

A certain Greek adventurer some
years ago undertook to palm Off upon
the public some false copies Of the
gospel manuscripts. Many learned men
were deceived. but not DR.. Coke, libra
rian of the Bodleian library at Oxford.
How he detected the fraud was related
In his own words In the Spectator:
never really opened the book, but
held It In my hand and took one page
Of It between my finger and thumb
while listened to the rascal's account
of how he found this most interesting
antiquity. At the end Of three or four
minutes | handed 1t back to him with
the short comment. Nineteenth CEN
tury paper, my dear Sir" and he took
It away In hurry and did not come
again. Yes. I was pleased, but have
handled several ancient manuscripts
In my time, and I know the feel Of old
paper.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
The Genuine RUG.

The limitations are so clever that It In
well to know v Zen one is purchasing
a genuine oriental rug. II real and not
an imitation, each stitch will be found
knotted, whether OF cotton or wool.
But If one can pull out stitch then
the rug is not genuine, no difference
how much it may resemble one or
what the dealer says. II rug is acci-
dentally burned and the charred part
is brushed off, leaving the color the
same, the rug is undeniably good.
though this is no method for finding
out when one is making a purchase.
Even damaged rugs are brought here
and sold, for the older some Of the
rugs are the more value is attached to
them.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30

"Lordy, If you only eouid-if yos
only souldI There's a dozen husky
scrappers there tonight, and IL you
bluff 'em it's fifteen plunks in your in-
side pocket"
Given Five on Account.
He gave me FIVE en- account and took
me down and lodged me into ths
dressing room Of the club. He was
chuckling with anticipation. and as he
seemed 10 be square young man
determined to do my best for him.
When / was ready TO go before the
audience he introduced me as his
cousin and asked them to go light on
me on account OF my lungs being af-
fected. I had on a pair Of eyeglasses,
with my long hair brushed back over
my marble ears. and all took me for a
professor. They picked out the cham
pion scrapper Of the club TO wailop
me, and when he gets into the ring hs
says:
Excuse me- professor, but you've
got your glasses on"
'Of course" says /.
"But that amt regular. II smash
your glasses I may ruin your eyes for
ever"
I'm nigh sighted and always box
with my winkers on. You 60 right
ahead and ruin my eyes forever and ]
shan't make any kick"
an be hanged II / do" says he after
looking me over for minute, and he
crawls under the ropes and gets out.
Then they got in another chap, but
lie had only drawn one glove on when
he looks over at me and sees me read.
ing the evening paper as ! sits cross
legged In my corner, and panic takes
him, and he calls out:
mot any for Joe! / knows a tidal
wave when | sees 1t, and / don't
banker after six months in the hospi-
talw
Then the catosh young man who had
picked me up offers $40. $50 and as
high as $50 to anybody to stand before
me for three rounds, but the fellows
shook their heads and said they would
wait for something easy. 1t was the
eyeglasses, you see--a regular Ice cold
bluff--and they swallowed 1t down and
had goose flesh all over 'em.
"Being this crowd don't seem to
want anything In particular Of my
Cousin Sam,' says young catosh after
awhile, "and being my Cousin Sam has
three or four important engagements
on hand, will withdraw him till some
of you think you can box bit"
And as was resuming my apparel
he slips me the ten other piunks and
pats me on the back and says:
"D. G. (dilapidated gentleman), If |
wasn't my papa's favorlte son and my
mammals Joy I'd hitch up with you,
and we'd travel together and bluff the
whole United States and have barrels
of fun. AS II is, I'm stuck here and
have got to play the blue blooded game
out. Take your sugar and go forth
with my blessing hitched behind you,
and may you find straw stacks at ey-
cry crossroad and turnlps at every
mile" M. QUAD,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
Feast to 1,400 Newsboys.

At the forty-siXth annual dinner of
the Newsboys' Lodging House, IA New
Chambers street, New York city, 1,400
newsboys and their guests were serv-
ed with Christmas turkey. The ban
quet was given by William NJ. FleiSs
following an observance by his father,
who entertained the ncwsboys each
Christmas for forty-three years.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
He Could Not Cry.

When a certain eastern state county
sourt was about to open Its session re-
Gently the discovery was made that
the court crler was absent. A substi-
trte was provided. and the court had
barely taken up case when breath
less messenger boy dashed in with a
telegram signed by the absent crler.
The missive was handed to the Judge,
who read:
"Wife's mother died last night. VIII
not be able to cry todas."-Brooklyn
Life. ~,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
! Cured InmhAyn

A. b. Cannan, Chicago, writes March
4, 1898. "lldvinglsbeen troubled with
Llrm sr'f ''t'il fi,aent times and triG,l
one phys -ician after another, then dlffti
ent ointmtnte and liniments, gave it up
altogether. So tried once more, and
gotta battle oi Ballards Snow Liniment,
" hicl gave NE almost instant relief. |
can chceifutly recommend it, aud will
add my name to your list OF sufferer.
Sold lpy Chas. N. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30

-asH-pIoosa o5uoIuO--.. 'elsV uMop So
IomnI OPP So lsnf 6q puu GI4oIub
So ,snr sIeul pslIas % uuo auvq
. no unI 3 3sq I'LL 1.uop on,
.lsA usu, ,usSHlsa
-uI slou sas 'psalqsuuI 81 asuvId lSr1
u 'sIsW 70 eIdosd su, asua. 'ucssn
AIM SIN pazsu ..esoddns no6 OF,
'sdeh % susS svi
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
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Rank F00iisl,uess

when attacfe ed by Il cough r a cold,
or when your tnroat is sore, it 10 rank
foolishness to tase ANY other medicine
than DR.. King New Discovery says
G. Q. Eldridse, OF Empire, Ga. II have
used New Discovery seven years and
know it is the best remedy on earth for
couges and colds, Group aud all throat
and lung troubles. My children are sub
ject to crou. ), but New discovery quickly
,ure> rvrry attack" Known the world
over AZ the king Of throat and lung
ehedles. Sold under guarantee at
Chas, N. Clarkes drug store. SOC and
81 90. Trial bott.e free.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
Rev. Carlisle p. B. Martin, |. l.. D..

Rev. Carlisle p. B. Martin, l. l.. D..
Oi waverly, Texas, writes: "Of q
morning, when rising, I often find a
,,ou''esom collection OF phlegm which
p'mlnrr- a cough and is very hard to
tl,l'eIpe; hut small quantity Of Bal
hri'. Hor r.hound Syrup will at once
li-hdge ii, and the trouble is over. l
know of no medicine that is equal to it,
and it is so pleasant TO take. can most
cordially recommend it to all persons
needing medicine for throat or lung
trouble" Sold by Chas. N. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
It Daes The Business

MIR. E. 4. hamberlaip, of Clinton,
Maine, says OF Bucklen's Arnica Salvr
sit does the business; have used II
for piles ard j; cured them. Used il
for chnpped hands ann 1t cured them.
Applied 1t 10 ni old sore and it healed
it without leaving scar lehind." -5c
at Chas. N. Clarke's drug store.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30

'They say De Peyster loves his wife
devotedly."
Love her! Well. he smokes all the
cigars she gives him for a Christmas
present rather than hurt her feelings" !"
Baltimore American. t'
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30

1t is very important and in fact it is
absolutely necessary TO health that VIZ
give relief to the stomach promptly at
the first signs of tr,Hrble--which are
belchiDg of eas. nausea. sour stomach,
headache, irritability and nervousrrss.
has. brtn mistr,ated; it j. doing too
uiu,h wo'k and it is demanding help
from .von Take something "nc. and a
while; rsI srielly after meals; .nmetling
like kOiOL ftr Dyspepsia md Indi-
gestinn 1t niIl enable your snn ach to
do its "r'k pro erly Sold by X. .ir &
Cass
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30

Tom-The average woman seems to
lead an aimless life.
Jack-Well, It's her misfortune rath-
er than her fault that she Is unable to
throw straight.-Detroit Tribune.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
Aia MAN

Yeasr-Does he stop to think before
he speaks?
Crimsonbeak-W Well, IL his wife hap
pens to be around he stops and thinks
about half day before he gets .
chance!-Y Yonkers Statesman.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
A Mama Idea, of course.

ado you think women really tam
more than menT
"No; they merely uss more Words
P1ftsburg Pest.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
Simple Cure for La Grippe.

La grippe coughs are dangerous as
they frequently develop into pneumo-
mia. Foley's Honey and Tar not only
stops the cough bnt heals and strength
ems the lungs so that no serious results
need lie feared. The genuine Foley's
Honey Il Tar contains no harmful
drugs and is in u yell,w package. ke-
fuse sulstiu e-. Ctarkr Drug Co,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30

He-l have had aGs" ,iatk epi;gai
In my lie
She-Were all the girls who re ected
you brunettes p Baltimore American.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30
c, 0. D, MANS DO|NGS
Tells a Story Of Misfortunes and
Human lngratitude.
MEETS A CAT0SH YOUNG MAN
Twas Rather a Lucky Acquaintance
For the Dilapidated Gentleman, a.
He Earns Some Easy Money In q
Game Of Bluff.

copyright, 1901. by Homer Sprague1
They call me the c. o. d. man be-
cause it's always cash on delivery with
me--that is, I deliver my tale of mis-
fortune and expect the cash TO follow.
This saves time and bookkeeping and
Office rent, and your cash register
shows you what you have on hand at
any minute. | never crowd myself In
among gentlemen unless strongly
urged, and I never affiliate with other
tramps when can find a straw stack
for myself. Not that / think I'm
worse than any other gentleman or
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-30

"Lordy. II you only eouid-if yoa
only souldl There's dozen husky
serappers there tonight, and IL you
bluff 'em it's fifteen plunks in your in-
side pocket"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-09-24
DRY GOODS
DRY GOODS
Woodward & L0tlr0l
10th, 11th, F. .Sts., NV.
Washington, d. c.
The New Dress
Stuffs for Autumn
and Winter.

Ths Dress Goods Store, on second
aoor, With lis lofty ceilings, broad, rich
~ carpeted sisles. perfec, natural light,
Is 10 splendid condition to serve you.
The Exclusive Novelties from Paris
sie here the beautiful Brosdcloths and
Strges from France and Germany; the
various other plain and fancy fabrics,
ard domestic, such rs
Tussah Royal, Bordered Chew
iats, and Serges.
DiagonalS, Chevron Stripes,
ChevrOn Serges, Phantom Stripe
Casemere Shadow Stripe Serges.
Unfinished Worsted Suitings,
Wide-wale Two-toned Fabrics,
Two-toned Chevrons, Novelty
PIsids, Herringbone Stripes in
solid colors, and two-toned fancy
weaves, &c, &c.
Tne colors include
Gry, in every shade from elephant,
tiupe, old and new silver, to the pale
camomile grayish-whit'.
Blue, in pile peacock, cleo ric, old
Dutch, Copenhagen, royal aud the
Oriental shades.
Brown. in dullest golden, cedar, lesth-
ers loutre, aud kindred iintA.
Graen, in the olive or yellowish shades,
peacock, myrtle, laurel, and a few
brighter shades.
And then concord, catswbs, and other
grape tints, the "purple old rose'
shades, and the smfthSst red puppies
eli dull 10 eflec, like the c)lOriDga seen
in Egyptisn pottery and other sntqueS.
Stripes and shadow e6e; sie en in
almost everything. The exclusive nov
elites from Paris show this yrJ pro-
uounced note of distinct or.
Tue display of New Dress Goods will
interest you.
Second floor. G st.