The Washington herald., 1908-09-06

ash IN the United States formed into d
Z separate army corps Then well organ
I lie the american Canadians into a sena-
rite army corps under the British flag.
+ Ihen the British Americans and the
American Canadians VIII so over into
Montana somewhere and fight Il out
How that for great schemeg-
The English gentleman was so exasper-
ated that be would take no further part
in tie discussion.
What the Porter said.
From Winnipeg We vent northwest 10
Saskatoon over the Canadian Northern
Railroad There was nobody IN the pri-
vate car worth interviewing on the rreat
subject OF the American invasion except
sam the porter.
sam, are you a Canadlan?" I asked
him.
sam was insulted Abs s'prised yo
ask anybody of my colah ef they're any
thing but American said sam. with dig
nifty -'Ah don want To De no Canadian
An want 90 be jest American
Have YOU read The Newspaper stories
about the trouble the colored brother r.
having in Springfield I asked sam.
Yes. sah.' said sam; '-hut Ah'd Jest as
lief De chased by ole mob as freeze 20
daith. lesSab.--
Ever uQ here in winter. Sam2~ I asked
the faithful one.
No. sah." said Sam. "an' All haInt
never a-goin 20 be. Ah Jest came u- yer
Ter tl' furst time two months ago. and
when that ole weather man over az Med
icine HAT turns on the snow and Zee
AL'm Eoin' right back home. where it's
nice and wahm-"
Where's your home. Sam2-'
Nah homes in 81 Paul Minnesota.
sar.~
Nice and warm in winter time in St
P2ui2 Il all depends on the viewpoint
Frozen and Didn't Know 1t.
What makes you think its SO cold UP
here. Sam2- I asked
We'll sah.~ said sam. that's what
ev'rybody down in the Nunited states
says An all the col weather is fess
EaJcEerly made up we're at Ned'clne HAT.
All know An the other pohtah. whose
Job an got he says the man that he'd
This job last year went on q rrfp uD i'm
Alberta an he KEEP a-fresziu' an a-freez-
In, an Ice didn't know L. an De didn't
say notHln' bout it. bat he jess KEEP on
a-freezin', and never kuowd it til one
day man in the cab said. How comes
u get So cold ia this we're cal every time
that pohtah comes iu2- An mother man
said An know, DAT Q0lrah-s done froze.'
An sure enough dat pohtah was froze so
hard he jess hardly knew uoth5u-- be Jess
a natch'ral ice man. an dey Civ him a
job ia dat big fine Alaxaudriah Hotel in
winnipeg a-holdiu' pIddius in his lap
an a-freeziu' it 20 max ice cream. yes
sab"
The Canadian who drove us in his mo-
tor car around Saskatoon said T. wasn't I
very cold l1 winter time in Northwest .
Canada
Sometimes II gets down 10 90 below. I
but lis dry. and it's never windy when 4
it's that cold. and. besides. = never stays {
that way more than two or three days al I
a time came TO this country. in fact
10 get into a ailde- climate
What part OF Greenland did you use &c 4
I've ine' we asked him
oh North Dakota was my home"
said the citizen ~ Saskatoon I couldn't
stand the climate. so came Up here.
" Hasn't hardly a thing here when ] came.
{ III one OF the Oldest Inhabitants
You don't loek very DID, 7 said How
many years have you been Eereg-
rive years. said the Fernando I
Tones" Of Saskatoon. proudly. The
towns just about that old"
Did EUu better yourself financially
coming Up here2" wanted 20 know
We'll, yes said the Saskatoon citizen
and. 10y the way, my name Is Vent
-.arlle Weutz- didn't have enough Z
money 20 buy souvenir postal card 10
send 70 the loved ones ar home when 7 /
anded here. but I'm doing al right
That's my lumber yard over there. and
I've got branches IN all the little towns
.rOund here
Has the Auto Fever Vow.
Whose automobile Is this7-- I asked. I I,
lad my suspicious. but il was hard % I,
lelieve- 7 know lots OF people that could 4,
ave bought several dozen souvenir post
d cards hve years age and Eho still have i
lo automobile.
This is my car" said the enterprising
.Ir- Wentz 'but 7 just use Il 10 run ]
round the country on business I'm go
nE % boy big touring car next year {
wei. q course I said. "a man thzt I
an own an automobile and a lumber
ard IN five years ought TO De satisfied
With the climate"
"Oh. the climate doesn't bother me- !
aid young Ar Vent a bunch OF Us !
ere in Saskatoon usually run down 10
'aiifornia during the coolest weather. l =
nyEow-" S
Did you have the California habit
-heu you resided IN North Dakota I !
sEe5 him
We'll no. said young Mr.. Weutz 7 :
idu't do much travelling when I lived in J.
'orth Dakota If I could save enough q
Ioney 10 take my girl 20 the circus and y
NY her red lemonade though was do a
~ pretty well I went 10 the Philippines Z
nee hut that was as a guest OF my old
rcle sam when be had that trouble out o.
here I belonged 20 the First North Da- q
UtaS. saved enough money out Of my
ere And that's all il did. too. When I n
.uded at that station over there was a
gsted-T 4
secret of His Success. Ip
But how did You buy this car. and
here did you get that lumber yard. and p
lw do YOU manage to 20 20 California r
-ery wiEter2 That's what we want 10 =
10y." insisted Ia
"Oh." said young AIr. Weutz. I work q
in a lumber yard for while and learn &,
the game Then 7 commenced buying n
mber and selling IL myself. I made a Il
w little Investments in city lots and g
I'm property and got a fellow with lots q
money 60 put his money against my ex- p
.r1euce and residence and acquaintance n
.re- You see 7 had beer here long x
me then. almost two years. and so z.
'r on ana established branch yards and t'
wight TIE automobile and fixed things y
7 wouldn't have TO worry"
You did pretty well. Mr.. Wentz," ="
luuteered
We'll. yes said Nj Wentz modestIy.
didn't DO so rotten, but I haven't done
ar as well as lots Of others There's
r Cairns. driving that car ahead He y
fs school teacher in the East some
here He came out here three years "a,
b. Wien be eats hack 20 toxin II