Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1908-01-29

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In delighted anticipation of the reply,
he said to Donald. Il suppose you
know the country round about here
pretty well. my friend?"
lou aye. oich, aye. I'm no sayin'
that I dinna."
And you know that 1 have made up
my mind to become-ah-a neighbor
of yours?"
AYE, aye, sir. Oich. aye. I ken that
flu brawly"
you probably know Glen Acera?"
lou aye. I ken Glen Accra fine
And the old castle?"
AYE, and the auld bit castle"
"And the moor-and the heather coy
cred mountain behind tive should
soon be in sight of that"
lou aye. Wen be in SIGHT OF sumo"
"And you have shot over Accra
moore"
lou aye. I hae carried a gun there.
aft whiles."
And what do you think of the shoot
ing?"
"oich, it's not that bad, no that bad
ava"
II suppose you think should con-
slider myself fortunate to be the laird
of Glen Acera?"
"Aiblins We might. 1 am no sayin
We michtna.'
We'll now, good gracious" cried the
American, why don't you just tell me
right out what you think of Glen Ac-
era? You have lived here a long time,
haven't your"
THE fec,5 o my days.
And what's your opinion of the
place."
"Weel sir, if ye were gaun by Glen
Accra, and We saw the Dell tethered
there, ye'd JUST say, 'Puir brute "
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A Kansas farmer has given to a local
university a mule valued at $500. The
animal will be sold at auction for ben
eft of the institution. Why not keep it
and strengthen the department of po-
llllcal economy
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Gladys Vanderbilt in buying a name
did not drive such a bad bargain after
all. Here is what she got in return for
about S15.OOO,OOO: Count Laszlo Jeno
Maria Henrik simon Szechenyi. Ker-
chool Wonder if she can pronounce it?
Angeleno-Well, how did our anti-tip
law strike you?
Arcadian-Fine. The bookies are do
ing a good business betting on whether
you can enforce it or not.
According to the great volume of
evidence brought out by the defense
there seems to be no doubt that Harry
Thaw is insane and the whole Samm
family kicked by the same horse.
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A theatrical manager complains that
there isn't a first class villain in New
York city. Probably he sees so much
villainy in real life that the very best
stage imitation looks fiat.
John Smith, who has broken into the
United States senate, is spelling it all
by parting his ancient and honorable
name with the word Walter
A Chicago woman lost a hairpin
worth 100000. She offers large re-
ward for the return of it. She is afraid
that her hair won't stay up with plain
or plebeian pinning.
s.
San francisco has a millionaire
actor who acts only for fun. 1t may be
fur for him, but the sufferings of his
friends may be excruciating.
s.
From society notes by cable we learn
that the Princess Dagmar OF Denmark
will marry the kaiser's son Oscar. Dee
lighted. This is indeed news with a
large N. Most American citizens, how
ever, are more excited over the prob
lem of adjusting grocery bills to
pocketbooks.
ID
Illinois has adopted the wood violet
and hopes to have the world some day
call it the violet state. VIII sucker
by another name bite as quickly?
ID
Sleeping Beauty
See he lies-enwrapped in slumber
While the voters fume and fret.
Railroad rates can ne'er cucumber
Sleeping Beauty Gov" Gillett.