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The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
S1OO Reward, S1O0.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there at dreaded disease that science has been able to n all it's stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being constitutional disease, requires constitu tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in ternally acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assist much faith in it's curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it falls to cure. Send for list of testimonials.
 Address F. J. CHENEY & CO.,, Toledo O.
 Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
 Take Halls Family PillH for constipation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
AGAIN DECLINED WITH THANKS.
Would-9e Contributor up Against"
 the Mssnthropc Editor.

The editor looked up as the caller came forward, says the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
 Sir" said the latter, you ob- jected to the meter of the spring poem I submitted to you the other day. Because of this I have for the present dropped poetry and turned my attention to the art of the essay. ist. Here, sir, is paper on Woman and Her Defects,' which l trust you will find to yuur liking"
 Tie editor stared hard at the title of the essay.
 Woman and Her Defects,'" he repeated. Are you a married man, sir?"
 NO" replied the caller, q am not married"
 The editor laughed harshly.
 You should choose subjects" he said, with which you have had an opportunity to become familiar"
 And he handed back the essay on "Woman and Her Defects
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Ills ENeruMhnrA.

The Huts of the poor, the Halls of the
 rich, Are neither exempt from some form
 of itch; Perhaps a distinction may be made in
 the name, But the rich and the poor must
 scratch just the same. O, why should the children of Adam
 endure An aff1iction % dreadful, when Hunts
 Cure does cure? All forms of itching. Guaranteed.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
RAINIER AIDS COL. STEWART.
Requests Court of Inquiry for Officer
 Exiled to Abandoned Fort.

Washington.-Sena Rayner re- gently introduced a resolution author izing the president to convene a court of inquiry to consist of five officers of the army to investigate charges and accusations against Col. William F. Stewart of the army
 Col. Stewart has been detailed to serve until retirement at the aban- doned military post at Fort Grant, Ariz.
 Personal peculiarities, chiefly a bad temper, causing constant friction with
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

informally for some time, but no con- ciusion has yet been reached. How ever, at the conference of internation- al committees, to be held in Atlantic City soon, the subject will be taken up, location chosen and the pre- liminaries arranged. It is probable that either New York or Washington will be the fortunate city. The above design is by MT. George Frampton, R. A.. one of Englapd's foremost sculp- tors
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Wanted Source of Supply.

Aunt Ti1lie, cook in a Georgia house. hold, took home a dish of macaroni from the white folks" table for her own family, and after assuring them that it was good induced her chil- dren to eat it. The next morning she discovered two of the children out in the yard turning over stones and boards and scratching vigorously in the earth. "Hyah, you!" she called. What you all doin out dah?" We a-hunting," came the glad response, "soh mo dem macaroni worms.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
A Social Paradox.

Society at that fashionable water ing place is very exclusive. The regu. lar residents will not allow any of the outsiders who come from season to season to get into the sacred inner circles"
 That's odd"
 What's odd about it"
 That it is the floating population who can't get in the swim. ."-Baltt more American.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

"i am glad 10 write my endorse n1enf of fhe great remedy, PeruHa. I do so most heartily. "--JuIia Mariowe. Any remedy that benefits digestion strengthens the nerves.
 The nerve centers require nutrition. If the digestion is impaired, the nerve centers become anemic, and nervous debility is the result
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Why He Married Auain.

An Ohio lawyer tells of a client Of his-a German farmer, hard work ing, plain, blunt man who lost his wife not long ago. The lawyer had sought him out to express his sympathy; but to his consternation the Teuton la- conically observed
 "But I am again married"
 You don't tell mel" exclaimed the legal light. Why it has been but a week or two since you buried your wife!''
 Dots so, my frent but she is as dead as effer she will be.'-Lippin- cott's.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Useless Society.

Mrs. Jones often declared that she enjoyed a little chat with their fish, original ideas, but one day, says Lon don Opinion, she returned from mar ket somewhat puzzled by his remarks.
 q said to him, just in the way of conversation" declared Mrs. Jones, that I had heard that man becomes like that with which he most associ- ates.
 That's ridiculous, Mrs. Jones!' he answered. I've been fishmonger all my life and can't swim a yard"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

the kidney secretions were badly dis ordered I was completely worn out and discouraged when I began using Doans Kidney Pills, but they went right to the cause of the trouble and did their work we'll have been feeling well ever since."
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box. Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
A Household Necessity.

I would almost as soon think of run ming my farm without implements as without Hunts Lightning Oil. Of all the liniments I have ever used, for both man and beast, it is the quickest in action and richest in results. For burns and fresh cuts it is absolutely wonderful. I regard it as house. hold necessity. Yours truly,
 s. HARRISON,
 Kosciusko, Miss.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
lookinu Forward,

Don't you get tired of being re- ferred to as the representative of medacity?"
 Sure, I do" answered Ananias. "I'd rather be something profitable, such as malefactor of great wealth. Washington Star
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
A WilIinq Tool.

"Since young Jim De Peyster, who belongs to one of our best families, lost his money, he has gone into the social burglary business
 Social burglary"
 "Yes; he chaperons rich parvenus." :" "How is that burglary"
 "He helps them to break into so- ciety with a Jimmy"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
UMakes If Go WauW

We simply can't do without it. We are not going to try. When Bobby stubs or cuts his toe, it's Ma, where's the Lightning Oil?" When Lizzie burns her hand or arm, it's Where's the Lightning Oil?" When little Dicks been playing with a humble bee, it's Where's the Lightning Oil?" The echo of all our afflictions is Where's the Lightning Oil?" It's the balm that makes the pain go way. Sincerely yours, P. CASSIDY,
 Montevallo, Ala.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
They Should.

My honest conviction, based upon my own experience and that of my friends, is that Hunts Cure will cure larger per cent of skin troubles, espe. cially of an itching variety, than any other remedy. Certainly those afflict. ed With any form of itch should try it."
 J. o. MOORE,
 Atchison, Kan.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
TO HONOR FOUNDER OF Y. M. c. A..
Monument to Sir George Williams to
 Be Erected in United States.

New York.-To assist in perpetu- ating the memory of Sir George Will Hams, founder of the Young Mems Christian Association, and commence rate the great work he initiated, a memorial will be erected in some American city, yet to be selected, by the Canadian and American associa- tions. The matter has been discussed
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
A Matter of Time,

It was the day of the ball game, and Willie, the office-boy, approached the head of the firm, and stammered: "1f y-you p-p-pl-please, sir"
 Come, hurry up!" said his employ CT. If you have anything to say, say 1t. Don't take half day.
 But that's just what I was going to ask you if I could take" said Will Weekly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

for five months in a hospital I was dis charged as incur able, and given only six months to live. My heart was affect ed, I had smother ing spells and some times fell uncon- scious. I got so I couldn't use my arms, my eyes1ght urac impairpd and
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
The Modern Nomad.

Did you ask that man why he paid rent instead of owning his own home?" asked the real estate agent.
 Yes" answered the other. He said he didn't. He kept moving"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Micht Miss Something.

Edyth-I told him there was no use wasting his time, as I didn't intend to marry him and that if he wrote to me I would return his letters un- opened.
 Mayme-Oh you shouldn't have done that. He might have inclosed matinee tickets in some of them.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Again.

Museum Attendant-We cannot tell whether this mammal is one or several million years old
 Old Gentleman-Hem. I see. Fe- male of its species, eh?
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Tn . Pinch. Use ALIENS Foo1.EAsE

A powder. It cures painful, smart ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Makes new shoes easy. A certain cure for sweating feet. Sold by all Druggists, 25c. Accept no sub- stitute. Trial package, FREE. Ad- dress A. s. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

Did you ever try putting in a day or two Just fixing up around the place?" By George, it makes a wonderful diff ference. Try it once in awhile
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

The mean man can't work long as a Union man because the first time he sees a chance to make a personal gain at the general cost he does so
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

Don't worry about your court house, If you have to pull cotton through mud belly deep to get to it. Let those who inhabit it worry about it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Entirely Sufficient.

First Boy-Im going to study French this summer.
 Second Boy-Well, I can speak two languages now.
 First Boy-What are they?
 Second Boy-English and football.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

You cant pull yourself up by your bootstraps, neither can you grow any bigger without getting some new sub. stance into you.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Hicks capudine Cures Women,

Periodic pains, backache nervousness and headache relieved immediately and assists nature. Prescribed by physicians with best results. Trial bo. 1e 10e. Regular size 25c and soc at all druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

Small, comparatively, as is the wool business, it is so organized that it's selling is done in business way. So about cotton-nit-but day is break ing.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Hicks' capudine Cures Headache

Whether from colds heat, stomach or nervous troubles. No Acetanilid or dam gerous drugs. It's liquid and acts imme- diately Trial bottle l0c. Regular 25c and 60c at all druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

ing abandoned because they are un- satisfactory. A cross from two full bloods is often not much better than a scrub.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

When the sun shines make hay; when it is too rainy for anything else make split-log roads.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
No Need for It.

Citizen (curiously)-Can women where you come from make their will? Stranger (sadly)-They don't have to. They've got it ready made.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

There is always work and tools to work withal, for those who will.- Ruskin.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
External Evidence.

Little Clarence had the experience for the first time of taking his bath in a cold room with water not at the usual temperature. His mamma left him for moment, while he looked aghast at the goose flesh" that ap- peared.,
 Hurry up, mamma" he called. I'm turning into hicken."-Harper's Weekly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

Cotton buyers, graders wanted. Address National Cotton College, Atlanta, Ga.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. For children teething softens tho gums reduces f. nammation, allays pain cures wind coiu 25c bottie
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Surinu Lamb.

They went into a restaurant John Jones and Mary Drew; Mary had little lamb,
 And John, he had lamb, too.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
FARMERS EDUCATIONAL
 AND
 COOPERATIVE UNION = OF AMERICA -

Ap the laws on earth will not help a poor crop.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

Who d the dW
 Hwe bd| behold
 presidd
 others y
 hat tj
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

Do not put on style at the expense of your friends.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

Usually the men who believes in paying as he goes stays at home.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
FIVE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL.
Discharged Because Doctors Could
 Not Cure.

Levi P Brockway, s. Second Ave, Anoka, Minn., says: After lying
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take Tax the Old Standard GROVES TAsTELESs The formula is plainly printed on every bottle. showing It simply Quinine and Iron in tasteless people and children. 5Oc e
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

When fl is raining so deucedly per sistently that you. can't do anything else, get out your split log drag.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

A dumb waiter out of order Is an Cnspeakable nuisance
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

Life is learning, suffering, loving; and the greatest of these is loving -Ellen Key.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

Many patent leather shoe covers a big hole in stocking.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
For Any Disease or Injury to

the eye, use PETTIT'S EYE SAIVE. ab. solutely harmless, acts quickly. 25c. All
 druggists or Howard Bros. Buffalo. N. Y,
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
lnonortan+ +o Mothera-

CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
 infants and children, and see that it
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

It's wise wife who knows her own husband.
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
INTUITION,

Fortune Teller-You will shortly meet with an accident
 Victim-How did you know I owned an automobile?
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12
Peruna Is nOf q neryine nor q !
 sfimuIanf. 1T benefits the nerves 1 by beneffffTp digeSfiOu,

 Peruna frees the stomach of ca tarrhal compositions and normal diges- tion is the result
 In other words, Peruna goes to the bottom of the whole difficulty, when the disagreeable symptoms disappear Mrs. J. C.. Jamison, Wallace, Cal, writes:
 T was troubled with my stomach for six years. Was treated by three doctors. They said that I had nervous dyspepsia. I was put on liquid diet for three months.
 'I improved under the treatment, but as soon as 1 stopped taking the medicine, I got bad again
 T saw testimonial of a man whose case was similar to mine being cured by Peruna, so 1 thought I would give it a trial.
 q procured bottle at once and commenced taking it. I have taken several bottles and am entirely cured"
The Green Forest tribune., 1908-06-12

sissstsrs sss's the sss&fzzzzw In Use For Over 30 Years.
 The Kind You Have Always Bought,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-22
MRS. GLYN TO STAR OWN PLAY.
Will Interpret "The Lady" in Three
Weeks on London Stage.

NEW YORK, July 22.-Mrs. Elinof
Glyn, the English authoress, has decided
to go on the stage and give her own in
depreciation of the lady" in her noted
book. Three Weeks" She will make her
debut as an actress tomorrow night in
London. when the first stage performance
of Three Weeks will be given.
According to a cable dispatch received
by James X Hackett, who has the Amer
lean rights of Three Weeks" the Lon
don performance will be given in private.
and Mrs. Glyn will be assisted by cast
including many prominent actresses and
actors.
Mrs. Glyn has repeatedly said that her
book has been misunderstood, and her in
terpretation of the leading role will there
fore be interesting to those who attend
the performance.
Mrs. Glyn recently announced that she
has secured an actress who would make
an ideal leading lady for her play Al
though she refused to divulge her name.
she described her as tall and k-haired,
with much distinction and exactly like the
frontispiece of her book.
The first public performance of Three
Weeks will be given in st. Louis about
September /, under the management or
Mr. Hackett If Mrs Glyn's appearance
in the stellar role is a success it is not
unlikely that Mr.. Hackett will have her
appear in this country when the play 10
produced.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-22

frank. "A detective in point OF fact"
said he. And enjoyed her surprise.
You have many such?'
For convenience one tries to have one
in each city
And this
"Oh. have him fixed all right He
confided to me all the latest developments
and official intentions with regard to the
Maitland arrest
Her eyes danced Tell met she de-
manded. imperious-the emphasis of init
macy irresistible as she bent forward
forearms on the CLOTH slim white hands
clasped with tense impotence. eyes seek
ing his.
why 80 of course Maitland escaped"
MOI
Fact. Scared the butler into ungag-
ging him: then, in fit of pardonable
rage knocked that fool down and dashed
out of the window-presumably in pur-
suit of us. Up to a late hour he hadn't
returned. and police opinion is divided as
to whether Maitland arrested Anisty. and
Anisty got away or vice versa
Excellent" She clasped her hands
noiselessly. a gay little gesture.
so. whatever the outcome. one thing
IS certain-Higgins will presently be seek
ing another BERTH
She lifted her brows prettily. ''Hig-
g.ns?"-with the rising infection.
THE butler. Didn't you hear-r'
Eyes wondering, she moved her head
slowly from side to side. Hear what?"
II fancied that you had waited a mo-
ment on the veranda." he finessed.
"Oh. was quite too frightened. ."
He took this for a complete denial.
Better and better! He had actually
feared that she had eavesdropped. how
ever warrantably, and Maitland's su-
thoritative way with the servants had
ceived woman of her keen wits.
(To be continued tomorrow.)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-22
SAVED FROM STEAMER AFIRE
Thirteen Rescued, Although Life.
boats Are Consumed.

DECKERV1LLE. Mich, July 22.-Thir-
teen men were rescued from the burning
deck Of the steamer Charles A Street on
Lake Huron Monday night through the
heroism Of Capt. Noah Forton Of the
barge Godfrey, and his crew.
The Streets engineer discovered the fire
In the stern Of the boat shortly after II
o'clock. 1t spread SO rapidly that though
the crew fought the flames stubbornly
the men were driven back. The interior
OF the hull was a raging furnace and the
flames were speedily devouring the upper
works In the forward part of the boat.
The ifeboats were burned away and the
crew was without means Of leaving the
doomed vessel.
The Street was toying three barges,
but when the fire started on the steamer
the towline was parted and the burning
boat drifted away from the barges. Capt.
w. r. Dunn Of Detroit. in command Of
the Street, ordered the crew to prepare
life RATS. With the flames licking the
woodwork on the deck a. few feet from
them, the members of the crew worked
rails and upper works and trying to lash
them together to form a raft.
Meanwhile Capt. Forton Of the barge
Godfrey, the last in limo, ordered the
barge's boats out. For three miles the
crews pulled the lifeboats. which were
tossed around like corks. TLey reached
the side of the burning steamer in an
exhausted condition. The crew of the
Street clambered into the small boats and
rowed their rescuers away. All were ex-
hausted when they reached the barge.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-22
VANDERBILT HORSES WIN.
George Watson Also Scores at At
lanttc City Show.

ATLANTIC CITY, July 22-Rain threat
ened to spoil the opening of the Atlantic
City horse show yesterday, but some
body must have got Mr.. ]. Pluvius into
political argument and stopped the
working Of the rainmaking machinery,
for there was only a sprinkle, and then
1t was all over and the sun came out
The show was not largely attended, al
though 1t was as good and perhaps a lit
tie better than first days in the past The
exhibits were Of high class and the per-
formances we're UP to the standard.
Reginald Vanderbilt and George Watson
Of New York carried of the lions share
OF the honors for the day. They won first
and second prizes in nearly all the class
es they entered. Mr.. Vanderbilt took
nrst In the pairs Of harness horses with
about q year. ago-Phoebe Walton and
Marie Tempest; first in the tandem, with
LORD Burleigh and Lord Brooke, and first
In harness horse class, with his chestnut
selding. Or. Selwonk.
Mr.. Watson carried of a blue ribbon in
the event for pairs Of maiden harness
horses; with his bay geldings Mascot and
Marvel, and another In a saddle horse
class. with Kentucky Queen.
The Westchester Farm. now located in
Virginia and owned by the Holloways.
carried of the bulk of the ribbons for
hunters and jumpers as usual George
Cox Of Baltimore would have won the
last event OF the day with his bay mare
Nancy had she not acted badly at the
fence. She took the first hedge without
an effort. and the four-foot fence should
have been nothing. She refused abso-
lutely to consider it., however. and no
amount of coaxing or driving on the part
Of Miss Dorothy TAFT of Baltimore. who
was up. could make her Jump.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-07-22
DIES OF REMoRsE AT KILLING.
Policeman, Who Shot Youth, Brood
ed. Although Exonerated.


NEW YORK, July 22.-Policeman AL
fred N Shuttleworth. who shot and
killed Isaac Jaffe, youth Of twenty,
October last. after Jaffe had beaten
him with his own night stick, died last
night of paralysis and broken heart
at his home, 1925 Pacific street. Brooklyn.
His superiors and his fellow-patrolmen
as well as the family physician said
Shuttlewortl's death had been mainly due
to his remorse for having killed Jaffe
when he meant only to summon help to
resist the attack of the youth and his
friends. who had overpowered the blue
coat.
Shuttleworth had been sent to quell the
roysterers who had been making night
hideous in Saratoga Park. Jaffe and
number Of companions Jeered Shuttle
worth when he ordered them to stop
their disturbance. They took away his
night stick and beat his head with 1t.
Then he drew his revolver and fired in
the air as he supposed, but the bullet
struck Affe In the neck and killed him.
The indictment against Shutoeworth
was dismissed and May 26 last he was
fully exonerated. He was restored to duty.
but he never recovered from the shock
Of the Jaffe shooting. He often told his
wife that he saw people pointing at him
and he knew they were saying: There
goes the man who shot down that boy
He could not sleep and he lost his appe-
title.
June the policeman fell to the floor
of his dining room with a slight shock OF
paralysis, brought on, his physician said,
by the blow Jaffe struck him on the head.
He grew steadily worse. Many times he
said to his wife with moan:
"Oh, If I only had not shot that boy.
I did not mean to do it,"
Shuttleworth. who was forty-four years
old, leaves a widow and six children. all
daughters. the youngest child, Harriet.
being but six years.