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The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

1t isn't so difficult to strengthen
weak Stomach If one goes at it
correctly. Aud this is true of the
Heart and Kidneys. The old fash
Toned way of dosing the Stomach or
stimulating the Heart or Kidneys is
surely wrong! DIR. Shoop first point
ed out this error. Go to the weak
or ailing nerves of thess organs"
said he. Each inside organ has it's
controlling or "ihside nerve" When
these nerves fail then these organs
must surely falter. This vital truth
is leading druggists everywhere to
dispense and recommend DR..
ShOOp's Restorative. A few days
test will tell Sold by St. Bernard
Mining Co., Incorporated, drugstore.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
Always Was Sick.

When a man says he was always
sick-troubIod with q cough that
lasted all winter-what would you
think II he should say--he never
was sick since using Billiards. Hore-
hound Syrup. Such q man exists.
j. q. Clark, Denver, Colo, writes:
"FOr years was troubled with a
severe cough that would last all
winter. This cough left me in q
miserable condition. / tried Bal
lard's Horehound Syrup and have
not hod q sick day since. That's
what it did for me-"
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug department..
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
NAN N ETTE'S
WOE

Aunt Nancy's come" Nannette an.
nounced to her bosom friend In a
choked voice, 'and Of all the frightsi"
What do you mean?" asked her
bosom friend.
Well" hesitated Nannette, "of
course she's as neat as can be. but her
clothes look as II they we're made for
Mrs. Methuselah."
IF it's only her clothes. you needn't
worry" remarked the bosom friend.
You don't have to wear EN-"
It's not only her clothesl" shrieked
Nannette. ITS her notionsl They are
simply appalling"
For instance" suggested the bosom
friend, taking a look at her back hair
in the mirror with the help OF a hand
glass.
For one thing, she objects to my
name" explained Nannette, indig-
nantly. "The very FIRST thing she did
after taking a comprehensive view
or the family-was to stare at me
through her Observation-Disclosures
ones, at that--and ask: Is this one
Nancy, my god-chfdg
Dad, who is proud as can be Of his
enormous family, looked. a little sheep
ish At that. ,e t rs
Yves he suffered We had
her christened Nancy, Of course, but
she mas taken a fancy to be called
er-Nannetts."
" Humphp said Aunt Nancy!"
Why she was perfectly scandal
lied at the idea OF my entertaining
Charles all the evening without the
assistance of the other members OF
the family The idea!
"Of course. when the bell rang at
the accustomed hour, that horrid Tom
had to below out: It's Mans Tues
dag night beau, Aunt Nancy. Par
lor's pre-empted for the evening"
You should have seen her stare.
Am l to understand. Maria she
asked, fixing poor mother with her
eye, that this child has visitors from
whose company her parents and her
brothers and sisters are barred?
Times have changed. Nancy said
dad. looking silly"
:" In my time. said Aunt Nancy, It
was our greatest pleasure to have
our parents and all the family enter
into our enjoyments and help in the
Of our friends"
Well, / declared" said the bosom
friend.
Now, do you wonder that / was
frightened at the idea of Charles meet |
Ing herr" asked Nannette. But / |
haven't told you the worst" with
gloomy emphasis. Il slipped away
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Tickling, tight Coughs, can be
surely and quickly loosened with a
prescription Druggists are dis
pensing everywhere as DR., ShOOp's
Cough Remedy. And it is so very,
very different than common cough
medicines. No Opium, no ChlOro-
form, absolutely nothing harsh or
unsafe. The tender leaves of a
harmless, lung healing mountain
Gus shrub. gives the curative prop
critics to Dr.. Shops Remedy. Those
leaves have the power to calm the
most distressing Cough and to
sOothe and heal the most sensitive
bronchial membrane, Mothers
for safety's sake alone, al
ways demand DR.. Shoop's. It can
with perfect freedom be given to
the youngest babes. Test 1t your
self and see. Sold by st. Bernard
Co., Incorporated, drugstore
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

while she was still holding forth, hop.
ing that she would forget all about
II. But / couldn't shake of my fore
bodings, and the conversation tagged"
Nothing unusual in that, is there?'
wickedly interposed the bosom friend.
Charles actually began to look
bored" continued Nannette, and then
we both had such a shock. If you
will believe me who should come
marching into the room but"
Aunt Nancy?" breathlessly inter
rupted the bosom friend.
Aunt Nancy" repeated Nannette.
Wasn't II awful? had been so
afraid Of something OF the kind. She
planted herself In the only straight
backed chair In the room, and, sitting
bolt upright, gave me my orders:
Nov. Nancy introduce me to
your friend
Charles had been lounging in his
chair and ] assure You, Isabel. that
the way she looked him over through
her spectacles made him straighten up
I In short order.
Il felt as though should sink
through the floor when she came In
wearing her plain black dress and
white collar and cuffs. her hair part
ed IN the middle and plastered down
on each side, looking for all the
world as II it had been vanished, she
had brushed It so smooth. You
know how stylish and exclusive
Charles people are?
We'll. before knew II. they were
talking together in the most animated
manner. don't know when 1 have
seen Charles so interested. 1t was
strange talk 70 me. too, for, as dad
says, have neglected TO cultivate my
mind.
"They talked about literature, art,
politics, and even science, and / had
to SIT there like a dummy and listen
to them. Even while he was holding
my hand TO say goodnight he was
looking at and talking 20 Aunt Nancy.
NOW, what do you think OF that?"
Il think you're lucky that your Aunt
Nancy Is too old for Charles 70 marry"
said the bosom friend
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
How !. Your Digestion.

Mrs. Mary Bowling of No. 22S 9Th
Ave-, San Francisco, recommends q
remedy for stomach trouble. She
says: "Gratitude for the wonderful
effect of Electric Bitters in case OF
acute indigestion, prompts this tes-
monial. am fully convinced that
for stomach and liver troubles Flee
trio Bitters is the best remedy on
the market today This great
tonic and Alternative medicine invig-
CRATES the system, PRIZES the blood
and is specially helpful in all forms
OF female weakness
soc. at all leading druggists.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
There's No Use

talking. you can't beat Herbine for
the liver. The greatest regulator
ever offered to suffering Humanity.
II you suffer from liver complaint.
If you are bilious and fretful, it's
your liver, and Herbine will put 1t
in its proper condition. A positive
Dyspepsia all ills due to n torpid
liver. Try q bottle and yOu will
never use anything else.
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated. drug department.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

q. b. Burhans, OF Carlisle Center,
N. ". writes: about four. years
ago wrote You stating that / had
been entirely cured Of severe kid
ney trouble by taking less than two
bottles of FOley's Kidney Cure. It
entirely stopped the brick dust sedi-
ment and pain and symptoms Of
kidney disease disappeared. am
glad TO say that have never had a
return Of any Of those symptoms
during tho four years that have
elapsed and am evidently cured to
stay cured, and heartily recommend
Foley's Kidney Cure to one suffer
ing from kidney or bladder trouble
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store
Incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
There "a no Reason

why your baby should be thin and
fretful during the night. Worms
are the cause of thin, sickly babies.
1t is natural that healthy baby
should be fat and sleep well. If
your baby does not retain its food,
don't experiment with collie cures
and other medicine, but try a bottle
of Whites Cream VermIfuge. and
you will soon see your baby have
color and laugh Is it should.
Sold by St. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug company.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
ro 90, nrIahtness from Lt..

AS the sun returns in the east, so
let our patience be renewed with
dawn; as the sun lishtens the world,
50 let our loving-kindness make bright
the house OF our habitation.--Steyen.
son.
DIR. Shops Health Coffee Is ere
ated from pure, parched grains
malt, nuts, etc. no real coffee IN it..
Fine in flavor--is made IN a min
ute.' No 20 or 30 minutes tedious
Boiling. Sample free.
Sold by j. F. DeVylder,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
Be Charitable

to your horses as well as to yourself
You need not suffer from pains OF
any sort--yOur horses need not suf-
fer. Try n bottle of Billiards. Snow
Liuiment. IL cures all pains. J. nj.
Roberts, Bakersfield, Mo-, writes /:
II have used your Liniment for ten
years and find it to be the best L
have ever ured for man or beast"
Sold by st. Bernard Mining Co.,
Incorporated, drug COMPANY,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
No Case Of PNeamoni. on Record.

We do not know Of a single in
stance where cough or cold re-
suited I'm pneumonia or consump-
ton when Foley's Honey and Tar
had been taken. It cures coughs
and colds perfectly, so do not take
aration which may contain opiates,
which cause constipation, a condL
tion that retards recovery from n
cold. Ask for Foley's Honey and
Tar and refuse any substitute offer
ed
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
Problem In Anatomy.

Il wonder n these menu writer's
Know how much a leg Of lamb costs. ("
said lady the other day, az she read
Tor the nth time a menu 10 a news.
paper having that part of the young
sheep as the meat for dinner. 1T
- all very well TO get leg of lamb
II you have a large family" she said
and can pay the price, but for a
small family a shoulder OF lamb Is
much better"
Sluggish Liver Foe to Ambition.
You can not accomplish very
much II your liver is inactive as YOU
Tell dull your eyes are heavy and
slight eXertlon exhausts you. OrIno
Laxative Fruit Syrup stimulates
the liver and bowels aud makes you
feel bright and active. Orino Laxa-
tivt Frult syrup does not nauseate
or gripe and is mild and very pleas
ant t0 take. Oriuo IS more effective
than pills or ordinary cathartics.
Refuse substitutes.
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Read the pain formula on box Of
Pihk Pain Tablets. Then ask your
Doctor IL there is better one. Pain
means cOugestiOn-blOOd pressure
somewhere. DIR, SbOOp's Pink Pam
Tablets check head pains, womanly
pain, pain anywhere. Try one, and
see! 20 for 25c. Sold by St. Bernard
Mining Co., Incorporated, drug de
partment.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
Wateksd Eileen Years,

"For fifteen years have watched
the working of Bucklen's Arnica
Salve; and 1t has never failed to
cure any sore, boil, ulcer or burn to
which il was applied. 1t has saved
us many doctor BILL" says A. f.
Hardy, of East Wilton, Maine.
Zoe. at all leading druggists. r
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
Mind Your Business.

If You don't nobody will. 1t is
your business 20 keep out of liver
and bowel trouble. DIR. Kings New
Life Pills. They keep biliOusness,
malaria and jaundice out of your
system. G9
Only 26c. at all leading, druggists.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

A Doo'a Rark

1t has been frequently noted by
aeronauts that the barking of a dog is
always the last sound they hear from
earth. and It has been discovered that
this can be heard under favorable
circumstances at an elevation Of four
miles. Hh,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

We are pleased TO announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds, and lung troubles is not at
fected by the National Pure Food
and Drug Law as IL contains no
opiates or other harmful drugs, and
we recommend IL as n safe remedy
for children and adults.
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store,
incorporated.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
Attracting the Fish.

II the fish did not come soon enough
in British Columbia the Indians used
to employ a wizard, who made an
Image Of swimming fish and put Il
in the water to attract live FISH to the
bait.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Many ills come from impure blood. Can't
have pure blood with faulty digestion, lazy liver
and sluggish bowels. Burdock Blood Bitters
strengthens stomach, bowels and liver, and puri-
fies the blood.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

For cuts, sprains, bruises, burns
rheumatic and all other pains, use
McLean's Volcanic OH Linament.
First sold il 1862, still the same eff
fective remedy In 1908. Good for
men or beast. 25c.. soc and 81 90.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Aiiera heavy meal. take couple Of Doan's
kegiets, aud give your stomach, liver and bowels
the help they wilineed. Reslets bring easy, rex.
ing easy regular PASSAGE VI The bowels
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

BE always displeased at what thou
art II thou desire to attain TO what
thou art not; for where thou hast
pleased myself, there thou abidest.--
Francis Quarles.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Anger wishes that all mankind had
only one neck; love, that It had only
one heart; grief. two tear glands; and
pride, two bent knees.---Jean Paul
Friedrich Richter.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
A Merry lest

He-"Miss Ticks is in town" She
Who's Miss Ticks7" He-"Why, Miss
Polly Ticks, don't you know?"-Chi-
cago Record-Herald.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Let us set all our past and presl
Affections at once before our eyes. ~
ms resolve to overcome them. instead
OF flying from them. or wearing out
the sense Of them by long and
ignominious patience Lord BOILING
broke.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Applying for a divorce, an old Geor.
ga negro said to the Judge: hit only
cost me a string er fsh ter Kit mar.
RED, jedge, but, please God, I'd give
= whale ter git rid er her"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
May Be orlnln of aga.

Photographers have yarn to the
eject that way back "23" was used
for a death message, but veterans Of
the key do not recall the employment
OF numerals.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
Derivation OF aposter"

Posters took their name from the
fact that in former times the footways
Of London streets were separated from
the drives by line of posts, on which
advertisements were displayed.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Most OF u.s." said Uncle Eben, puts
in a whole lot of our lives verifyin'
advice dat we might jes as well have
took In de fus' place"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Itching, torturing skin eruptons, dishgure, aa-
noY drive one Wild. Deans Ointment brings
quick relief and lasting cures. Fifty cents at any
drug store,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
Mo Fear Now.

No need to fear Japan. An oil trust
has begun to work over there, and
now the nation never win have any
money. News.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
ideals.

Cherish ideals as the traveller Choir.
ishes the north star, and keep the
guiding light pure and bright and high
above the horizon.--Hillis.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Immense Asparagus Bed.
There is an asparagus bed covering
20 acres In California. ---.--.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
super.tI,lon o. FIsherm.n.

In japan among the primitive race
Of the Amos even the women left at
home are not allowed to talk lest the
fish may hear and disapprove, while
the FIRST fish Is always brought in
through a window instead OF a door so
che other FISH may not see.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

For any pain. from top to toe, from any cause,
apply Dir. Thomas Electric OIL Pain can't stay
where il is used.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
Value Of Afl,an Peanut.

INV VI 1NI1II"V FVdUUts
The African peau Y is less delicate
than the American as an article of
food, but II yields more generously
in oil, and Is more easily crushed.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
Confidence.

The surest way to destroy peoples
confidence in you is to continually
question the motives OF others.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
L. q N. TIME CARD.

Time OF arrival Of trains passing
through and departure of trains
originating at darlington.
Effective Sunday, July u, 1908.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12
coIns MOI to War.

II Is unlawful TO drill a hole into
penny or otherwise mutilate II for the
purpose Of using IT as an ornament.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Camel Can Garry Heavy Load.
A camel is able to carry load
three times greater than the horse.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

Hallmark OF Truth.
Eliot: The very truth hath a color
from the disposition OF the utterer.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

A clergyman writes; "Preventics ,
those little Candy Cold Cure Tab
let's are working wonders In my
parish" PreventIcs surely will
check a cold or the Grippe. in very
few hours. And PreventIcs are so
safe and harmless. No QuinIne,
nothing harsh nor sickening. Fine
for teverish restless children. Box
OF 4S at Soc. Sold by st. Bernard
Mining Co., Incorporated, drugstore.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

"Yessir," said Uncle Nose, desc
am suttinly hard times. My wife hab
only four places TO do washing, an
dis time las year she had six regulars
an four every other Wednesdays"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1908-11-12

The wOnde rfu
new model, Oliver
No. 3, has taken
the market by
storm.
Its reception by
the public has ex-
ceeded In enthusi-
New-York tribune., 1908-05-10
LOOK OUT FOR THE CRATER.

''Tt VIII he recalled that Lieutenant Sinns Of the
navy many wears ago was ridiculed for advancing
the idea that a large hole existed AZ the North
Pole and that this place there constant
escaoe of great heat from the centre Of the earth
molten mass Now let US enlarge on Lieutenant
Simms's theory; thus readily see why the Arc
tic fox and some OF the feathered tribe 60 north
in the winter. This may also account for the Al
rora Austras. Now for the sake OF convenience
in future reference TO the warm climate around
the North Pole will name it Dixona and as
sJme that it is composed OF the torrd. tropical
semi-tropical and temperate zones. extending in
all directions to the frozen regions The torrid
zone IS a veritable hell extending only few miles
but consuming everything that enters therein. ex-
cept water, which is rapidly formed into vapor
The other zones are about equal in extent, and.
presume extend about hundred and fifty miles
from the Pole thus making thf distance across
Dixonia about three hundred miles"
The real secret Of success in Dixonia. according
Dr. Dixon. lies in keeping away from the
crater He paints stirring word picture the
manner in whcs1 the overflow from all the creeks.
rivers and lakes rushes down into the maw of
the carth's great vent. coming back in a cloud OF
yapor which must make DiXonia feel like break
in = steam pipe
We warn Walter WeIln1an." says DR. Dixon
when he makes his airship dash for the Pole next
summer 10 look out for and avoid a descent in
0 the crater
That there is a corresponding great opening at
the South Pole DIR. Dixon does not for a moment
question and he advances the theory that the earth
is after all, only a sort OF overgrown compressed
air tube afire in the middle Prompted doubtless
by humanitarian reasons. ne does not pause con
template the calamity which would surely befal
should any carelessly stop up the apertures or
in any other way LET the fire down.
The contact Of the waters rushing into the polar
basins with the eartl's internal fires is responsible
for the Aurora Borealis and the Aurora Australis,
which really the result OF volcanic eruptIons.
contends DR.. Dixon
New-York tribune., 1908-05-10
SOME TRIFLING DETAILS.

The intrepid inventor has been quick to recor-
nize the danger and delay which would arise IL
the of the Arctic regions were left free to
drift over the tracks and he has guarded against
this in nlaner which fairly radIates ingenuity
He would cover the entire road with a sort of in
verted caves trough, which from the outside would
not look unlike Of the mole tracks across Cen.
trail Park. Outside would rage the blizzard inside
would be the cars heated by hot water and lighted
by electricity, and inside them would be comfort
real siirsleeye comfort Isn't that handing il hard
10 old B0reas? But listen to the doctor:
"Our railroad should be completed we go. and
would have to be covered in substantially. prac-
tically making tunnel through the frozen region
until entered the territory OF DiXonia. Our
road should be equipped with electric cars, so
as TO be warmed by pipes filed with hot water and
at proper intervals TO he eiuptied and refed No
smoke steam should be allowed in this tunnel
THE tunnel road should b. lighted by cleo :
ticity. the should be lighted by electricity fur
New-York tribune., 1908-05-10
y Az r LYING.

Commissioner Bingham. of New York dis
cussing the case Of q policeman found guilty Of
protecting gambling houses. said:
THE lied too raiveIy in defence of his
innocence He was like carpenter employed
last month by a newspaper friend of mine
My newspaper friend writes a good deal at
home. and his study being next the nursery
the Chdrens noise disturbed him, and he en-
ployed a carpenter to make the wall sound
proc between the two rooms. I'll fix it all
right said the carpenter confidently. The best
thing 20 do Will be to line il with shavfngs'
He completed his job, then ne called the liter
airy in. She's soundproof all right now'
he said. Well test her. said the literary man.
You stay here And, going into the nursery
he called to the carpenter in the study: Can
You hear me?' No, sir. can't was the prompt
reply"