The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-02-14
WHAT TO SAY TO-DAY.
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| 2 WHAT TO SAY TO-DAY.
 Table TaIk for Bromiaes During the Three Meals. Breakfast-These newspaper men
 seen sss11,s to GS , nosninS but spend their time | setting to believe that 1t will never | stop raining.--The women of America ought to feel ashamed that the Teddy ls Bear r,l,ch hSs .ss.sa become so pepulsrI dent of course am . Sulphite myself the old days. heavy meai.--It seems to be a pretty close Poll tax are lots of trouble but they are worth while.--You can laugh at pie if you want to but 1t Is can't fool the people ali the time; they are bound to get right sooner or later. --1 never could see what women found in those Teddy Bears.--I thought a grizzly bear was go much larger than
 Dinner-I don't believe in false econ- omy for town any more than for an fndividual.-rI~h have slipped many valentine under the door when was a boy.-Those comic valentines are not really comic, just ecurriious.-The pret- ty ones are fuunier than the comics-I can't see that the fountain Is in any body's way.-wThe warm weather cer- they just can't stay in the house.-The town is big and it ought to be run big. If they moved the fountain they could make more room on the Square, I always believe that the aldermen know their business better than we do. That's what we elect them for.
 Drift. they do say that The Perfectly Apparrelled Person promised to be a perpetually purchasing person to The Poetic Person for and in consideration of an exclusive copyright of 1t (you know, top of column. next. to real read caiiy Appears at Polite Parties is aI- legged to have offered the same with a provision that there should be no statue of Limitations. no exemptions say mean Q great deal. Both of course wanted 1t for The Pretty Person.
 The Hene for fAe Hospital.
 Montgomery will of course have charity hospital within a short time because the several pretty persons who have for so many years worked to gain 1t are just as determined now as they mined. indeed. Pretty persons are always powerful and 1t Is seldom, if ever, that they fan in acquiring just exactly what they want. Chiefly. now.
 They are very well satisfied. one of them said yesterday, with the progress that has been made, but the finality shown. The city has acted generously; 1t donated the use of a lot. sufficiently commodious and of fairly appropriate situation on Capitol Heights. The nine years and the annual rental is only one dollar the year. The Perry Street property of the infirmary is worth about $20,000 Merely to com 900 more than that. While the site on Capitol Heights is desirable it is re- garded by many of the ladies who are doing most to establish the hospital play its charity. and city has right to display It's generosity in a way that would be most culpable in citizens. on a lot nearer the. centre of the town. societies say. somebody Is establishing a costly memorial. and none better than the entirety or the part of the proposed hospital could be made. dividuals in Montgomery. and some of them might properly. even frugally, make an endowment that would supply the end of Montgomery,s greatest need. struggling to afford for the city a means of caring for certain physically helpless strangers within the gates be- lieve that soon there will arise one to OCClaNc tHdL uS SO iONCNu .hAo DNObhSA as that he will give plentifully of his abundance.
 The Patent Poetic PantOIkOrie Appeal.
 You may be very sure that it was The Patent Pantokoric Appeal. 1t was really naught but valentine that The Poetic Person in spasm or de- lectable insanity had written to fir anybody. The color of the hair of the Dulcinea, her eyes. complexion. size and weight and general proportions were not specifically described. but blanks were left that the general might utilize the blank forms as they saw fit.
 Part of it was like this:
 When ! look into thine eyes of deep think of sunlit dew Cor thistle down): The light Cor darknessl of thy hair Would never seem to offer but the fair"
 What does it mean?" inquired The Person with a Political Past. ''To me It seems as incomprehensible as plat form. :"
 mean somethingY was the reply of The Impractical Person. That con stitgtes what The Pecuniary Person doesn't mean a dog-on thing. Nobody understands it. Everybody ss afraid not to buy 1t. It is the universal. aQapIlDle NdlSnIlne IL WILL HL q whole family. A child can use 1t. It will sell like hot cakes. which l be- lieve The Placid Person once said. were Per:odically Appears at Polite Parties and The Perfectly Appare1led Person who have not-er--ah--time to inditS poesieg to The Pretty Person will buy 1t. Others. too."
 Y rather agree with The Pero0a With Political Past" interrupted The Person Who Protrudes Preponderously in Proportion to His Perpendicularity. Sounds sort CT like 6 French menu"
 Never mind" insisted The Imprao. tical Person If we organize a stock company and exploit it, we shall make
 "But it's too late. The Person with a Political Past cried impatiently. ''Th0 time for, the sale of valentines is gone
 The impractical Person signed p.te, ously.
 thoroughly" he said.
 responded with quick sympathy; "you
 "I thank you" said The Impractical Person, overcome with emotion and un- able to say more.
 STr. GaIataa Moves.
 MT. Albert Galatas during many years as popular a citizen as Mont from the city and will henceforth con- duet a business in New Orleans Mir. (salatas, who for some time had con oldorad fha adviaa hfIftv oF dana rflv,o,