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The Springdale news., 1908-06-05
You Never can Tell

just exactly the cause of your rheumatism, but you know you have 1t. Do you know that Bal lard's Snow Linjment will cure relieves the pain-reduces the swelling and limbers the joints and muscles so that you will be as active and well as YOU ever were. Price 25c. Soc and s1.00. Sold by w c. O.nbey.
 The man who hasn't a single bad habit seldom amounts to much.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

What are they moving the church for"
 Well, stranger. I'm mayor oi these diggin's an, I'm fer law en- forcement. We've got an ordi- nance what says no saloon shall be nearer than 800 feet from d church. I gave 'em three days 10 move the church.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05
IT'S ONLY
 A JOKE. Newspaper Writer Depicts an Imaginary Scene in the
 U. 5. Senate.

''Mr. Davis of Arkansas begs the indulgence of the Senate for the purpose of supplementing his speech of yesterday" said the Eiee-President.
 NIT. Lodge of Massachusetts rose.
 T am perfectly wiling" he said, If MT. Davis will promise not to refer to anyone as a braz- ell serpent.
 MT. Cullom of Illinois rose.
 T, too am willing" he said, If Mr. Davis will consent to omit mention of silk-robed, scriv- cling conspirators."
 My eondition,' said Mir. AL drich of Rhode Island, lis that he cut out the 0, God of Israel business
 And mine" said Mr. Dollivar of Iowa, "is that he pass over the sinking eravens at the gold en feet of Mammon.
 Mr. La Toilette of Wisconsin was recognized.
 My condition is very simple, he said. T don't want my at- tention recalled to the bowling scayengers of plutocracy."
 And mine is even simpler, " said Mr. Beveridge of Indiana. "He must not supplicate the God of Moses to lead us out of the wilderness.
 NIT. Warner. of Missouri was recognized.=
 Will the gentleman from Ar kansas, he said, kindly refrain from the assurance that plutoraey in ghoulish glee and ravenous gluttony. gorges its putrid stom- ach1 =
 I'll stay this time, said Mr. Foraker of Ohio, If Mir. Davis will esehew all mention of Baal and Moloch.a
 "So will L. said Mr. Fulton of Oregon. "if when the gentle man commands Us to stop. he will not claim to be doing 1t in Gods name, but let it go as his own.
 Mir. Teller of Colorado was recognized.
 ''The condition I impose upon Mr. Davis k that in the event he finds 1t necessary to refer to the utterances of Chancellor Day. he will characterize them by some more sanitary term than bestial vomit.
 And L, said MT. Smith of i Michigan, will not consent to let him speak unless he shall give us his word that he will not abuse the editors of this country because they press their pants.
 Mr. Davis appealed to the President of the Senate.
 But, sir, he said, If were denied those brands, terms and phrases, couldn't speak at all. .
 No" the Chair responded, "you certainly couldn't and l take it the Senate refuses you the floor.
 Drawing himself up II the haughtiest manner yet, Mr. Davis froze the hired men of Baal with d look, and sat down on d bent pin placed for him by playful page.
 Clark McAdams.
 In Post Dispatch.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

Never can teii when you'll l mash a finger or suffer cut, bruise, burn or seald. Be pre- pared pr. Thomas Electric Oil instantly relieves the pain quickly cures the wound.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05
For the Blues

If you are blue, deJeeted, and feel like the world has 1t lin for you, the chances are your liver is taking a few days off. Put ii to work by using Simmons Liver Purifier tin boXes); its the best regulator of them all.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05
No Need of Suffering from
 Rheumatism.

It Is a mistake to allow anyone to suffer from rheumatism, as the pain can always be relieved. and in most cases a cure effected by applying Chamberlain's Lini- ment. The relief from pain which 1t affords is alone worth many times its cost. It makes sleep and rest possible. Even in cases of long standing this lini- ment should be used on account of the relief which 1t affords. Do not be discouraged til you have given 1t a trlal. For sale by all druggists and {. dealers.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

DeWitt's Little Early Risers. the famous little liver pills, are sold by H. A. Daily.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05
Where Others Failed

Each spring for five or six years l broke out with q kind of Eczema which nothing seemed 10 relieve permanently. Finally tried box of Hunts Cure, which promptly cured me. Two years have passed but the trouble has not returned.
 MKs. KATE HOWARD.
 Little Rock. Ark.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

It's harder to remember some things than 1t is not to forget others.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

DeWItt's Witch Hazel Salve. It k especially good for piles. Be sure to get DeWitts. Sold by H. \. Daily.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05
The Big Head

Is of two klnds-conceit and the big head that comes from a sick headache. Does your head ever feel like gourd and your brain feel loose and sore2 You can cure 1t in no time by acting on your liver with Ballard's Heroine. Isn't 1t worth trying for the abso- lute and certain relief you'll get: Sold by w. G. Owubey.
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The Springdale news., 1908-06-05
'hearby Counties
BENTON.


 Roy f. Hamilton and Miss Leona Noakes of Rogers were married recently.
 John C1endining and Miss Car rie Webb. of Siloam Springs, were married recently.
 The infant child of Mir. and Mrs. ]. B. West of Rogers died last week of membranous eroup.
 The members of the Episcopal ian church at Rogers are planning to erect a house of worship III the near future.
 Calvin NJ. Rice has resigned as Frisco agent at Bentonville, and IS succeeded by Mir. Nolley, of Mister Junction.
 Siloam Springs people are naak- ing arrangements to have thelr annual anniversary celebration on June g and 24.
 Mrs. Vernon Stout, of Siloam Springs, died recently from stom- ach trouble after an operation had been performed.
 The residence of John Chapin at Rogers was struck by light ming recently doing several hun- dred dollars damage. None ot the family were injured.
 Company B, the local company of the Arkansas National Guards, will leave Saturday for weeks target practice at Ft. Smith in conjunction with the other con- panies of this on.-Rogers Democrat.
 The Gregory Vinegar Co. has a force of men at work installing fifteen large new storage tanks in their large plant. They pro- pose to almost double the eapac- ity of their already large plant. -Siloam Springs Republican.
 Iredel Wright an old and es- teemed citizen of Benton County died at his home north ot the city Sunday afternoon, May 24 at the ripe old age of s7 years, and was inferred in the Oaks cemetery Monday.-Benton Sun.
 Gentry Fruit Growers Associa- ton has entered into d contract with the Hastings Industrial Company of Chicago, Ill.,, to equip and put in perfect running order the canning plant. The capacity will be 20,000 cans daily. Gentry Journal.
 \ freight train ran into two empty box cars at Rogers recent ly which had broken away and got on 10 the main line. One of the cars was smashed To pieces. and the engine was so badly dam- aged 1t had to be sent into the shop for repairs. The eng gineer and fireman both jumped, but neither was seriously hurt.
 Ernest Patton and T. 0. Tuck CT have purchased tile abstract books of the Crdig-Piekens Ab- straet Co. and have moved the same to the treasurers office where they will continue to conduct tile business. Mr. Patton will sever his connection with the Terry Dry Goods Co. the first ef June to enter the abstract office. Beu- tonville Sun.
 Geo. N. Smith. man 67 years of age who has lived in Benton vile for several years, was found  dead in bed at his home in East Bentonyille last Monday morning by his wife who was the only other occupant of the house. De- ceased had been in bad health for some time and is supposed to have died from smothering spell to which spells he was ae- customed He leaves no reia- tives here beside d wife. Two
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

Don't let the baby suffer from eczema, sores CT any itching of the skin. Doan's ointment gives instant relief. cures quickly. Perfectly safe for children. All druggists sell 1t.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

Cheerupathy Is one of the best schools of medicine.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

Constipation causes headache. nausea, dizziness, languor, heart palpitation. Drastic physics gripe. sicken. weaken the bowels and don't cure. Doan,s Regulets act gently and cure constipation. 5 cents. Ask your druggist.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

T heres no hope for the man who has lost his >elf-respeet.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

The man who sees uo good in others is no good.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

Beware of a meek man or a meek mule; it's the unexpected that happens.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

Many a woman who ean swim Is unable to get in.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

The world never offers to pay : man what 1t owes him.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

Failure Is often the result ot effort victory always IS.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

Ii man hasn't auy enemies it's his own fault.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05
A Vital Point

The most delicate part of d baby Is it's bowels. Every aii- ment that 1t suffers with attacks the bowels also endangering in most cases the life Of the infant
 McGee's Baby Elixir Cures diarrhoea, dysentary and all de- rangements Of the stomach or bowels. Sold by ". C. 0wnbey.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

Something you get for nothing Is usually worth just about that much.
The Springdale news., 1908-06-05

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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-04-07

Goods Stolen by Philadelphia
Police Recovered.
CONFESSION duplicates MANY
One Arrested BIueeoaf say. WaIf the
Force in the Wholesale District
Are Found in Secret Cellar
Under POliceman's Home.

Philadelphia. April 6.-FoHowing ar
raigument Of four policemen Of the Fifth
and Race street station house on charges
Of burglary this afternoon. Lieut. Jere-
miah Burke, chief Of the district, and
two street sergeants were suspended
pending investigations.
Allegations that half the men i'm the
district, which takes in most Of the rich
warehouse and wholesale section of the
city, are thieves were made by one Of
the arrested policemen, Albert r. sithens,
in his confession.
As soon as the police heads of the dis
trict were suspended, there came the dis
eovery Of loot of far greater value than
that already recovered. and the detective
bureau was flooded with reports Of many
thefts from merchants I'm the city's whole
sale district who had been taking an in
ventery Of their stock
In a secret subcellar of the home Of
Policeman Kelly detectives found plunder
aggregatng thousands of dollars, includ-
ing rolls Of silk. carpet. mating. and
other household goods. The stuff was
taken to police headquarters. several pa
trol wagons being required to haul il.
Detectives also discovered clews to some
places Of concealment in which they ex-
pect to find an even greater quantity of
pIunder. Altogether more than $4,000
worth Of loot has been found.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-04-07
POLICE FIRE ON SOLDIERS
City of Lisbon in State of Terror
Following the Elections.
Bands of Armed Men Run Wildly
Through the Streets, Shooting
Rifies-SeVen Killed.

Lisbon. April 6.-During the rioting here
last night seven persons were killed and
more than a hundred wounded
These casualties were mainly the result
of the troops firing on the rioters.
The rioting was widespread, and such
was the confusion arising in the violent
conflict between the populace and the
municipal guard that the guardsmen,
mistsking infantrymen who had been
called out. for members Of the mob fired
a volley into their ranks. seriously
wounding three OF the soldiers.
The night was one Of terror for Lisbon.
which seemed suddenly aname with
seething revolt. Bands OF men ran wildly
through the streets. brandishing wea-
pons. while the sharp crack. of rifles was
heard in various sections OF the city.
Thousands of the most peaeeable eiti-
zens fed TO their homes. just as they did
on the night after the assassination Of
King Carlos and the crown prince.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-04-07
OYSTERS TO BE GUARANTEED
New York Adopts Unique Measure
to Prevent Typhoid.
Permit TO Sell BivaIves Required,
All Beds 10 BE Put Under
supervision.

New York, April e.-The board OF health
adopted to-day, the following resolution,
which will hereafter be known as section
1S5 OF the regulations:
mo oysters shall be held, kept. or
offered for sale anywhere in the State of
New York without a permit In writing
from the board Of health and subject to
the rules and regulations of said board
The order will go into effect i'm
mediately. and all persons who sell
oysters are advised by the president of
the board to get their permits as soon
as possible. to avoid having their oysters
conhscated."
All oyster beds near New York, and the
fresh water streams where the oysters
are farmed, have been mapped out by the
board. Strict supervision will be main
tained.
When it becomls known that typhoid
conditions exist in particular section of
the beds, then the quarantine against those
beds viii be enforced. Oysters coming
from that section viii not be sold in this
city
There are no statistics on typhoid fever
arising from the eating of oysters from
uneleaR beds Doctors say the number Of
cases each year is large
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-04-07
WILL PRINT JURY CHARGES
Case of Attorney General jackson.
of New York, in Assembly.
Accusations Include Alleged Demand
To Divide Receivers Fees-Grand
Jury Severely Criticised.

Albany, \. Y, April 6.-The grand
jury presentment in connection with
the Hamilton Bank receivers and At
torney General Jackson's letter. asking
for a legislative investigation of his
acts in connection with bank receiver
ships. were read in the senate and
assembly tonight and laid on the
table and ordered printed.
The testimony of Frank White, the
receiver of the Hamilton Bank. rel
ative 10 the suggestion that he was
asked 10 divide his fees, and Attorney
General JacksOns testimony before the
grand jury In explanation Of Re
ceiver Whites testimony also was
ordered printed.
Senator Raines said he had intended
to have the papers referred to the
judiciary committee without printing.
but in view of the attorney generals
request for an investigation he thought
in justice TO the attorney general his
testimony and oath in explanation of
the attorney generals actions should
be spread before the public. In any
event. said Senator Raines, if any pros
ecution was to follow, it will have to
emanate in the assembly.
In the assembly, Mr.. Hammond act
ing as majority leader. moved that the
documents be printed and tabled. OBJ
jectiOns to this procedure was made
by Minority Leader Palmer lie con-
tended that making public proceedings
before an indictment was illegal and
also improper. The grand jury was
severely criticized by him with the
assertion that they did not have the
manhood to indict"
BY a vote Of 80 to 80. it was decided
to print the grand jury testimony.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-04-07
CHARGES OF BRIBERY
Fight for SenatOrShip in
Kentucky to Be PrObed.
GRAND JURY INVESTIGATING
Judge stout Insists that Body Shall
Ferret Reports 20 the Bottom and
Continue in Session Until the Mat
ter Has Been Thoroughly Sifted.
scores Corrupt Lawmakers.

Frankfort Ky, April 6-Tn a sensational
charge delivered to the grand jury to-day,
Circuit Court Judge Stout insisted that
the grand jury begin at once TO inqr ire
into, and continue until it has ferreted 20
the bottom, the charges Of bribery in pro-
curing the election OF a United states
Senator and in the defeat of certain
measures during the recent session Of the
general assembly.
1T was common rumor, and com
moner street talk. during the session.
said Judge Stout. that bribery was ram
pant The meanest man in the world is
the man who will sell his vote for a few
dc;iars and disgrace the legislative body
in which he sits
We all know of certain measures in
troduced for the good of the people that
were defeated. 1t is charged that the
defeat of them was procured by money.
IF that is true, the man who sold his
vote must go behind the walls of the
penitentiary. The man who bought It
must occupy the adjoining cell.
The investigation OF the charges began
this afternoon.
Ii viii be recalled that former Gov.
William o. Bradley. Republican was
elected TO the Senate after the Demo-
Gratis had deadlocked and refused TO elect
Gov. Beckham, who was, in a measure.
held responsible for the defeat OF the
party at the polls last winter, and who
made desperate fight for the Senator
ship.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-04-07
NATURE PAKER" HITS BACK
Prof. Garner, MOnkey-talk Expert,
Answers Smith.
says New York Curator of Museum
Learns Only from
Books.

Boston, April e-Prof. r. L. Garner
sent letter to local newspaper on
nature fakers.' in which he pays par
ticular attention 10 Curator Smith. Of the
New York Museum Of Natural History.
Prof. Garner says that neither Curator
Smith nor curator any enc else is compe-
tent 10 form. or IS entitled to express. any
opinion upon the subject Of taking or
facts until he knows more about the sub
ject than he IS likely TO learn from a lot
Of mummihed monkeys In q museum"
Prof. Gamers letter is dated at Amer
lean Point, Fernan Vaz Congo Francois,
West Central Africa, February %. In
the communication. he says he found n
paragraph in American newspapers OF
November 12, saying that he had sent
message home that he was now able TO
converse with monkeys. and that Curator
Smith had proclaimed him a nature faker.
The professor denies he ever sent a
message TO any one saying what progress
he was making in his study Of monkeys
and their habits. and says: The calum-
nies Of croal1ers who live only upon
the dry bones of information g.e-se4
from books that other people have writ
ten, I resent as insolence.
IF the curator could be induced TO
fOregO for a time the luxuries OF q
library, TO which he has probably never
contributed one new fact. and place HIM
self under my guidance for few days,
hereby commit myself to the promise that
/ viii show him some new facts of ma
ture that he can never learn from his
kiln-dried specimens ard stuffed skins OF
monkeys. I VIII convince him that even
a ct-atar Of such wares does not know
everything, and that his library does not
contain everything that can be learned.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-04-07
BRYAN TAKES TAFT TO TASK.
Record of Work for Reform Though
ROOseveIt's Disciple.

i
ROOseveIts Disciple.
Denver, April 6.-After attending several
receptions and making several speeches
following his arrival here to-day, Will
lam J. Bryan made his chief platform
effort tonight, at a banquet in FL Jebel
Temple. An incident of the banquet was
a strike by 200 walters, who refused to
work for the night.
0ir. Bryan said. in part:
Secretary Taft started out to make his
campaign on platform which declared
for tariff revision-the revision TO be post
poned until after the election. AS ne
Travelled over the country he found the
tariff reform sentiment so strong that he
finally reached the conclusion, in the plat
form Of his State convention, that tariff
reform is so urgent that a special ses-
sion Of Congress should be held imme-
diately after March l.
'But even more significant is the sur
render made by Vice President Fairbanks.
His State convention declared in favor of
a special session of Congress to be called
Immediately after the election-four
months earlier than Secretary Tafts spe-
Cial session.
Secretary Taft seems to be regarded
as the representative Of the reform ele-
ment. Yet he has so little Of the reform
spirit and his record is so barren of any
work IN behalf of reform that he will
hardly satisfy the expectations raised
among Republicans by some of the Presi-
dents regulations"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1908-04-07
PRINCE HOST OF NINE. GOULD
Her Devotion to De Sagan Demon
strated by Actions.
Luncheon Followed by Drive in Cen
tral Park-Mrs, George j.
GOuld Calls,

New York, April 6-Further evidence
that Prince HeIie de Sagan is too firmly
intrenched in the affections Of Nine.
Gould TO be dislodged by any assaults
from the heiress' family was afforded. to-
day, when Nine. Gould went TO luncheon
with the prince directly after receiving a
call from Mrs. George J. Gould, whose
husband has most actively and bitterly
antagonized the marriage.
Mrs Gould made her call at noon. At
l:S0 p. m. Nine. Gould received the prince.
Shortly afterward she left in company
Of Mr. and Mrs. Tyler ". Morse. for
Sherrys, where she was met again by
the prince, There they had luncheon
Three hours efterward Nine. Gould. ac-
companied only by the prince, returned to
the St Regis, and left again a little later
in his escort for drive in Central Park.
The opposition of the Gould family to
the marriage is, however, stnl unabated
The main reason for continued obstruo-
ton is indicated in the admission which
confidential adviser Of the family made
to-day.
According to this informant the family
is afraid that Nine. Gould will take ad-
vantage Of the provision in her fathers
will. which allows Nine. Gould 10 dis
pose OF her trust interest Of H5.OOO. 600
among her children as she sees fit, to
the exclusive benefit of the Sagan family.
That is to say, in case her marriage
with Helie should result in an offspring.
it is feared that the influence of the
prince would be sufficient to induce her
to will the major part Of her fortune TO
his children.
Upon her death. therefore Nine. Gould's
fortune would pass forever into the con-
troll Of the princes family, while Nine.
Gould's children by her former marriage
with the Count de Castellane would prac-
ficaliv he bqpgarpd