The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1908-09-27
WHAT CARES HE
IF HE BLOCKS A JUDGE
Justice GouldS Auto Held Up by Truck Guided by Man
Who Has No Fear of Contempt
in His Ignorance.

mugs are kept, glanced At them casually.
and remarked:
You might get out that cup there
marked O. r. Jones I left thar hers
seventeen years ago. Tie last time
got shaved here was In October. 1ss1
See any OF your old friendsZ'- r.
marked the barber as the DrosDero,ss
looking man took his seat
res remarked that individual a.
he leaned back preparatory to shave
4 saw one He borrowed s. I guess
he is my friend, al right"
CHEF JUSTICE OWNS PARROT
Dignity has been thrown 70 the winds
in the most dignihed family in wash
ingtOn. and the household is scandaIized
for TWO reasons First because one OF
the most imposing figures in American
life frankly shows a disposition 10 have
a common. ordinary parrot for a pet
as many a sailor does. Secondly. be-
cause Of the parrot itself
Cnrl the advent Of the parrot AZ thu
home Of Chief Justice Fuller, Of the
United States Supreme Court, az Eight
zenith and r streets northwest, quiet
rv1guec as supreme as within the sacred
walls Of the highest court IN the land,
where only justices and counsel are
permitted 10 speak aloud Now all IS
changed. The parrot speaks in familiar
terms with the neigLbOrs, and distance
bOtLers him not
Almost every morning the bird can Be
heard calling, pau, Paul. Paul" 50
loudly that he can be heard haH q
square away The subject OF his plain
tive call is Paul Swagler. a boy who
lives al 1913 + street, and the bird VIII
not be content until Paul shouts back
Hello" across the lawn
8Ir. Justice Fuller IS much amused az
his birds daily conversations and VIII
not permit his Punishment.
ONE TOO MANY.
News Itsz-Caa1osIlo- McC-acksa. q
NeW York University. Gays there e
The busters have melted the Ice combine:
The railroads CT We're on the blink
But there's work Tor Teddy. rough By heady.
+or they re started % corral the '-thi1k''
John .. feels quite hurt. he may pay a M
That De does not consider IS just.
But his case IS light; We see Teddy'H plight
When there's talk OF a Ra-h Ran Trust
FAN Havvuud, you know. must be n us
For she's quite an old institution.
= Is a grad: they'd dub him cad
Provided no said prosecution"
And Yale, you remember, Is BIB Tzess
The place where he rot AL his kaowieays-
You can't blame Teddy II he's not ready
To bust Up dear Wl-Lie's Cd college.
So runs this story; a very sad tale.
lis fIl OF impossible yearni1g.
For there Is one trgst shat 7. r can't buzt.
The octopus sJranglins our learning.
NAMES FIT JOBS
Many Of the employees Of the Bureau
OF Fisheries have names strongly sug-
Eestive Of their occupation Gilbert H
gin is a car messenger attached 10 the
fisheries service Seymour s. Bass is a
foreman at the Baird. Cal. station:
Leighton G. HarrOn is superintendent
OF the central station and aquaria. Ed
munG l. GOldsborough IS a scientific as
sistant IN the bureau, and Arthur L
MiIet Is the local agent at Gloucester,
Mass
The Bureau Of Fisheries in addition
10 having a choice collection Of aquatic
names. being somewhat cosmopolitan,
and embracing in its list OF employees
people from every nation and cline, Is
also rich IN other lines.
Charles r. Van Horn is employed as
a clerk In the Washington headquar-
ters; Marcy y Tune is a watchman;
William J. Drummey IS a fish cuIturist
at Green Lake. Ne, John Boom IS a
car cook: Albert H DinsmOre is super
inJendeut Of the Baker Lake, Wash,
station. and Harry L. Garfield IS a car
captain
Frederick H Bright is a clerk in the
Washington headquarters. John E.
Brown is the clerk TO Commissioner
Bowers; George II Gray is a Iaborer at
the Baird. Cal. station, and Chester L.
Green is superintendent Of the Cape
Vincent, y Y, station
Ernest Farmer Is attached TO the
Washington headquarters: John y. Cobb
is employed in the salmon fisheries Of
Alaska; George a. Buttertield is at
tached 10 the st. Johnsbury. Vt. sta
ton; Robert Timbers is employed in
Washington; Fred Reed is employed at
BoOthbay HARDER. Ne, station; Alfred
Cakes IS located at Mammoth Spring.
Ark; George P. BOsanqUet is located
at Spearhsh. s D., and Willard c.
Marsh IS employed in Alaska.
Henry B. Shorter and J. Frank
Walker are car cooks. and William H.
Flood IS a labOrer attached to the
Washington headquarters
It IS conceded IN departmental circles
that Commissioner Bowers has sue
ceeded in organizing one OF the most
interesting collections OF names IN the
entire Blue Book. In addition 20 the list
enumerated he has employed st Duluth,
Mimi. a labOrer whose name IS not pro
nOuuCed, but expressed by sneezing
twice. Ilui Lindbok IS the employe TO
enjoy this distinction.