The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-02-06

n you Rcrc 10 Rassia just nov
hat would yoa doi &c, out.
She Ny, thai vas heavy play
Ilc--Perhaps il was on account Of ,h'
stage waits.
Those shnmps we had for Dime
were not wholesome. How do yo'
knouf ! have inside information.
Willie Green, said the teacher, vol
will define the word memory. Mem
CRY. shid Willie, Is what We forge
wiih.
Clara What kind Of face powde
do you nsef Maud Why do you ask
Charlie spooncr says rs the best b
ever tasted
Why did you kick that dog, yoi
rascal Beeos' 'c's mad How do yol
know be i madi Well, wouldn't yoI
be mad il somebody kicked yeri
They say he got married to settle
an old grudge should think b.
might have found some better way
No You see il was against himself.
Becker Have a cigarf Knocker-
Thanks. Bieker lpufingl-l enjoy I
good cigar, don, your knocker tpuff
ing That's jna what ! was thinking
Have You onei
But, said the timid young man, II
We elopc, darling. will your parents
ever forgive usi Yes, dear, answered
the fair maid that is. il we are not too
long about il.
Do YOU think horse racing a crimei
Sure But YOU owned a string OF
horses last season That's just il.
was referring TO the way in which my
horses raced
DE STYLE They say that in Mexico
now the bun fighters enter the arena
IN automobiles Gunbusta Then
suppose the toreadors viii not call
themselves motoreadors.
And besides, concluded the young
man who was in love, have money TO
burn. That being the ease, rejoined
the fair maid in the parlor scene, am
willing to strike match.
Little Bobby's Ma-0h, John, let's
leave that big snow bank on the walk
It'll bc iinc for Bobby Little Bobby's
Pa Yes, and i'm be fine for me too.
That's the reason wc'll move 1t.
Yes. said Miss Passay, discovered
a burglar il our parlor last night. My
graeiousl put in Miss Pert. Did you
faintf No; tried 20 catch him, but
All, your usual luck with men, ehi
Il accidentally tore one Of the eur
tains this morning. said the roomer.
What's to be done about III IN tell
the landlady. replied the chambernaid,
aud she'll put il down as extra rent.
iou must take pride IN the fact
that you are making history. ! don't
know. answered Senator Sorghum.
After reading volumes describing wars
and the errors Of selfish ambitions |
have nearly concluded tina, history Is a
bad job
Nearly everybody makes mistakes
al some time OF another, said the phil
osophie person. Yes, answered Miss
Cayenne you can forgive anybody for
making mistakes IL he isn't so cgotistic
Al TO insist on your admiring them.
Manager-Now, as 20 the moral
quality-of the piece. we wish that TO be
very conspicuous, Playwright BY It's
absenee' Manager oh, when il comes
10 mere details Of method we leave
everything 10 you, Of course. We don't
care how you manage II.
Might ! suggest, sir, ~ long rs
am going 70 court your daughter fegu
larly, that you place new comforts-
bic armchair ID yoar parlor' ! have
% work bard II the Office all day. and
l can't sifori 10 have my framework |
worn ont ii night.
The impreshrio wassmiiling broad
BY ion know thai plan bad for put.
ting an opera house in each Of several
etliesi be- asked bis friend. Yes. Wen. |
~ fallen through. Think Of The money |
| savst And the smile siill showed
Discrimination 10 come OF.
fiunegiy iKho takes ~ dhroy)--ll
see The, wsu Is thin scientific gents
says an occasional spree Is hiniiiclal f'r
some min. Mrs finnerty-Troih il Is.
never yet aw saloon kAper that
dldn'i wear fine clothes an dimin,
ring o. tao.
The Enthusiastic -Whai Is there
about winier-ihe something thai siirs
one, moves one, eaciies one IN WY
impossible % find soris ia which 10 do
lhc feeling Nntices The Practical
What il its IT. the waisr pipes bast-
b. BY Sing'
Little johnnie ds6sn'i hike 10 be
Kissed. bai sometimes he i compelled
b. sene gushing friends 81 his moth.
RS 10 sabmi, 10 the ordeal. The last
Iime they called he wens through the
lpemi8oa a. gracefully ~ possible.
Isai after their departure be remarked,
sigoroasly subblna the posdef from
e. face Mamma. | dcn'i ike 10
ave lhem Kiss ms II tastes just like
sisssag masshmAllcx.