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The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

For roasting mutton veal or turkey
prepare the usual way with pepper
and salt. then spread q thin layer OF
butter over the top and sides and
wrap in a double thickness of tissue
paper and roast in q double roasting
pan Put cupful of water in bot
tom of pan and keep adding as il boiis
away Do not turn meat or stick a
fork into it II needs no basrins
Meat prepared in this way will be a
beautiful brown color. tender, and
most palztable
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30
PUDDING Sauce

To make the sauce beat together
one tablespoonful cornstarch. two
tshlespoonfuls of butter and onehalf
cup of brown sugar. Set on the stove
until heated. then turn in hot water.
a little at = time. and cook until the
consistency required Add four table
spoonfuls grape or apple jelly, with
spices or aayoring to taste, and serve
hot
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

Sawed From Being q Cripple for Life.
Almost six or seven weeks ago I
became paralyxed all at once with
rheumatism writes Mrs Louis Nc
Key. sls Seventh street. Oakland. Cal
1T struck me in the back and extend
ed from the hip Of my right leg down
to my foot The attack was 50 severe
that I could not move in bed and
was afraid that should be cripple
for life.
About Il years ago I received =
sample bottle of your Iniment but
never had occasion 10 use II. as
have always been veil. but some
thing told me that Sloan's Liniment
would help me. 80 I tried il After
the second application could get
mp out Of bed and in three days
could walk. and now feel veil and
entirely free fron pain
NY friends were very much sur
prised At my rapid recovery and !
vas only too glad TO tell them that
Slcan's Lsninsns vas the only med.
tcine I used
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

Poet Ito farRerl-See. vhat q bean
oful prospect Is untolded IN yoader
nillovy fields. and bark, the voice Of
the p,ovuan,
EarHe@Yes. he's heea crSsin' Of
that mule seace daylight. an it's one
o them German mules that used TO
pull . beer vasoa- an he can't under
ssaad . word o, dizlec--Arlaara Con
ssssrrsoa-
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

More proof that Lydia r Pink.
hams Ve<etableC Compound saves
woman from surgical operations.
Mrs. s A Williams, of Gardiner,
Maine, writes:
al was = great sufferer from female
troubles, and Lydia E Pinkham,s vege-
table Compound restored me 70 health
in three months, after my physician
declared that an operation was Also
lutely necessary"
Mrs. Alvina Sperling. of 1s4 Cey-
bourne Ave, Chicago, III, writes:
~ suffered from female troubles. .
tumor and much Inflammation Two
Of the best doctors in Chicsgo decided
that an operation was necessary to save
my life. Lydia s. Pinkhamss Vegetable
Compound entirely cured me without
IN operation"
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
DISBURSEMENTS, Inflammation. ulcera-
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains. backache, that bear
ing down feeling, fiatulency. indiges-
ton, dizziness, or nervous prostitution.
Why don't you try its
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn Mass.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30
The Ncuno Idea.

How many seed compartments are
there in an applet he asked. No one
answered And yet continued the
school inspector. all of you eat many
an apple in the course of 4 year and
see the fruit every day, probably. You
must learn to notice the little things
In nature"
The talk of the inspector impressed
the children. and At recess the teach
er overheard them discussing it A
little girl. getting her companions
around her. grsvely said:
Now. children just suppose I am
Mr.. Taylor. You've got to know more
about common things II you don't
youn all grow up to be fools Now.
tell me. Minnie she continued. look
ing sternly At n playmate. how many
feathers are there on q hem
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30
One Must Rise to Fall.

To fall from heaven it is necessary
to have been there, if only for an in
slant, and this is more beautiful than
to crawl on earth during ones entire
Gfe.-Theophile Gautier-
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30
DlSconcertlno.

II is dieconcerting, when you have
paid out $500 for a violin and $40 for
a bow to find that you can't make a
squeak on the blamed thing without
ten-cent piece of rosin,-JudSs-
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

Everybody praises Coccalut-Ccs1ard pie
II its made right but a soggy PIE VIII
spoil the entire meal GrocerS are EoI
selling -OCR-PIE.' each 1e-cent package
containing just the proper ingredients for
two pies Get the CuSrard for Cocoanut-
Custard pies Put UP by D-Zerta Food
Co, Rochester, n. Y
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

A New Jersey man. aged 81, had
his wife. aged eS. arrested for spank
ing him Another mollycoddle,
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30
Remove Kerosene from Garrett

Take bQckwheat -four and apply to
spots on carpet Let it remain for a
few hours. and by the second applics-
ton YOU Will find your carpet free
from any spots
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

The fact that ignorance is bliss may
account for the happiness OF newly
married people
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30
Honorable Youth.

Here. you sir,- cried Miss Roxleys
angry papa. how dare YOU show your
face here again."
Well" replied young Nervey, I
might have wor1 a mask of course,
but that would have been deceitful-
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

The fairest of all things fair on
earth Is virtue.-ShakeSpear
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30
ln q Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT-EAsE

In q Pinch, Use ALIENS FOoT-EA8E.
A powder II cures painful. smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails
It's the greatest comfort discovery OF
the axe Makes new shoes easy A
certain cure for sweating feet Sold
BY all Druggists. s5c- Accept no sub
ssitute. Trial package. FREE Ad-
dress A. S. Olmsted. Ls Roy, N Y.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

He Was Practical.
Young man. you write \ good deal
- poetry to nay daughter
Yes. sir
1t takes 4 practical man to support
q Wife
We'll. it's this vay. have b write
her an occasional letter. and I'm %
busy 1t the once that I jsSt copy
the poetry to an in
The explanation vas satisfactory.
-ExcAanxe
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30
Preservation for Knowledge

No man can learn what he has not
preparation for learning, however near
70 his eyes is the subject A chemist
NAY tell his most precious secrets to .
carpenter. and he shall be never the
viserthe secrets he would not utter
to q chemist for an estate God
screens US evermore from premature
ideas Our eyes are holden that We
can not see things that stare US in the
face until the hour arrives when the
mind il ripened. then We behold them.
and the time when We saw them not
il like q drean--EmerSon-
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30
If You Have Common Sore Eyes.

PETTITS EYE SALVE. a5e- All drug
giSss or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

Both Sides Of the Argument
Does your wife Prefer rugs or car
peeSe-
We'll" answered Mr.. Neekton.
rugs are more convenient But II
isn't rs much fun to watch a man
struggle with them"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30

Waited for a Man.
First Cyclist-What's in the hand
box. Bill. and where's the girl.
Second Cyclist-That contains my
puncturemending device. 1 get them
mended quickly and well without lift
ing finger.
First Cvclist-Ten us.
Second Cyclist-That box contains
lady's skirt and picture hat, when
puncture I've only to don them and
wait.
First Cyclist-By Jose. that's clever!
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1908-05-30
HOMESEEKERS
NEW TERRITORY
PuucLAm oPEuuc

under the Carey Iaw. along frrsgnetsD annn4
nov finished sAnd wish p~rn<rzsl v1sx r1gAxy
80 70 SIS per acre on ioEx sIE> ard aZAu ~
menss, also Ir-ix7bze ksz,ess<1<A B1senn4
and wife axe emitted TO se<<sea - .OsA.
productive ir-l<zo1e y1bzse lard De.r 1s<E
Springs WyozIuz- Free xzEber for fUe1 -
Improvements. wkire pine lumbeT- - -
Thousand finest Of fishing and IzrFe a11.n2
around free range Ready for entry j. .
19oA For o1zciAl buEIe<EEAI pest e1<42 So
send four cents Ia stamps % L p 3RAIRs
Oficial Agent, Boulder Canal LA.ks. Uo<G
Springs. Wyoming II you AEU eu0g ~
~ once No drawing for nzHa<rA
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21
Absent-Mjnded Gators.

An old colored man who is devoutly
religious returned to Brooklyn recent
ly from a trip to Florida, his birth
place, and told his employer about a
narrow escape he had had from an
alligator. Knowing of the religious
zeal of the darky, the employer sought
to test his faith.
What were you afraid of an ALI.
gator for?' he asked him. Don't you
know that the Lord will take care OF
you? Of course you know the story
of Jonah and the whale? The whale
swallowed Jonah, but Jonah came out
all safe enough
The darky shook his head dubiously
eyes, boss, knows about JONAH he
said. but then, you see a whales got
a mem'ry. A alligatah amt got no
mem'ry. If 'gatah swallows you he
won't think no mo- about you.'
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21
Wrono Man for the Place.

Prof. Huxley was once surprised by
being asked to preside at meeting
of the Anti-Tobacco League. He ac.
cepted the invitation, and was heartily
greeted by the large audience. In his
speech be told an anecdote of a visit
he paid to another scientist to discuss
recent discovery, and they agreed on
all subjects except one.
MY friend" continued Huxley, was
a great smoker, while hated tobacco
i'll any form. (Great applause.) o.
one occasion when nearly suffocated
by my friends cigar smoke, l expostu
lated with him, but he pushed the ci
gars toward me. saying. Take one
yourself, old man; it's the best rem
edy.' Reluctantly l took one and
smoked it. And since that time, ladies'
and gentlemen, nothing on earth
would induce me-(frantic applause)
to forego my after-dinner smoke"
The learned gentleman was never
again asked to preside at similar
gathering.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21
ARTISTIC EFFECT IN PASTE.
sut 1t was not Done by a Colony OF
Artists at ALL

But 1t was not Done by a Colony Of
Artists at All.
A we'll known illustrator who Wis
tied New Orleans grew most enthusi.
astic with reference to the quaint
beauty of the old town.
Il noticed a remarkable decorative
effect in a street near the French
market" said he to a friend.
The second and third story windows
of a certain house were hung with
pale yellow bamboo curtains. These
were perfectly plain and all of the
same shade, yet you can form no idea
how they set off the old place. They
simply glorifed it,"
The friend, a New Orleans man, was
puzzled Il don't recall the house
Point it out to me the next time were
in that vicinity
A day or two later the friends were
walking in the locality referred to-
when suddenly the man from the
North uttered an exclamation.
There it isl" he cried. "The house
of the bamboo curtains! 1t must con
tain a colony of artists!'
His friend smiled grimly. THAT
isn't bamboo" he explained. you're
enthusing over a spaghetti factory
They hang the stuff out there to dry!'
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21
EAT 1000 DOGS A YEAR.
$4,000 Horses Also Consumed as
Food in Germany.

i~6'SSS NOV SS'S~shSo OS
Food in Germany.
In 1906 there were slaughtered for
tood in the Kingdom of Saxony 1922
horses and 3.736 dogs This was an
increase of 224 horses and 1873 dogs
over the year 1905.
In the whole empire in 1906, accord.
ing to the Southern Farm Magazine
there were slaughtered for food 1872,
900 horses, and it is estimated that
about 1000 dogs go into food in the
empire annually.
'Hcrseflesh is very generally adver'
Used in the German newspapers. espe-
cially in those of the large industrial
centers,' says United States Consul
lift, land most German cities have at
least one market which makes 1t a
specially, claiming for 1t higher per
centage of nourishment than that OF
either beef, veal, mutton or pork.
Neither is it unusual to find ad
vertisements of dog meat or for the
purchase of dogs for slaughter. MOI
is it possible to read the German
newspapers for any length of time
without coming to the conclusion
that a great many dogs are killed and
eaten that do not give up their lives
under official inspection.
News items detailing the arrest
trial, conviction and punishment by
fine or Imprisonment of men charged
with killing and eating dogs that be
longed to others, sometimes valuable
animals or cherished household pets
are not infrequent."
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21
MAGIC OF NEW YORK,
The City's Growth as 1t Strikes One
After Five Weeks' Absence.

UIICf TISS AOSSNIS.
How the city grows when you are
away from home" said a returned
tourist. an old New Yorker, as he
stood in Lower Broadway gazing at a
great structure, the tower of which
roce above the surrounding skyscrap.
ers. Il was absent only five weeks
| passed here the day left and only
the skeleton of a few stories was up
And now it is approaching completion
In all the months during which
passed it, it seemed to me is il it
would never get shape.
Il went down Maiden lane yester-
day, and. hang me, if didn't think for
a minute that l was lost. l saw the
daylight breaking through an open
space that extends from Maiden lane
to Fulton street. They have knocked
down a whole building and carted it
away since l quit town.
This morning l was up in the
Thirties and went to a corner to see
a man on a transaction about which
we had talked before l went away
demolished and workmen were en-
gagged in placing the foundation for a
new structure
Coming down here on the elevated
road l looked out and saw a number
Of great buildings which have sprung
into shape since l made my last trip
on the line five weeks ago.
''It kept me guessing as to where
was. When l was boy l was always
skeptical about the Bible story of the
grouth in a single night of Jonah's
gourd But it's simple now.
What puzzles me is the rapid
growth of the big city when a fellow
is out Of sight of it for short time.
You have to go out of town in order
to realize its rapid increase and sud
den changes"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21

was no signature or date. The next
few days dragged slowly and then
found myself again in the midst OF
the noise and hustle of the city.
Town life and it's businesslike sur.
roundings had brought me to a some
what more practical frame of mind
but still through the long summer
days that followed l often longed
again for the shady spot by the brook
the sound of that gentle voice and
the sight of that familiar pink gown
Early in January my married sis
ter informed me that she was going
to give a ball, and that l would be
expected to render myself useful as
we'll as ornamental on the occasion
On the evening of the festivity !
put in an appearance at an early hour,
and for half of the evening at least
the most exacting hostess could have
found no reason TO complain of me. |
talked to the borcs. danced with the
wallflowers and fed the dowagers.
Upon a little sofa near the door
leading into the greenhouse sat a
slender, fair-haired girl all in white.
Miss Warren, l want to present
my brother. Mr.. Field" said my sis.
ter, and then she turned to speak to
some one. and l sat down beside the
girl in white.
For moment closed my eyes and
seemed to be back again at Hartville,
but my dream came to an end as she
stopped speaking.
Where did you spend last sum.
mer?" l asked almost involuntarily
and with degree of eagerness which
! hardly appreciated at the time
"At my aunt's place on the Hudson, "
was the reply. and you?"
Il spent month among the noun
tains of Vermont" / said with sigh
of disappointment.
l asked her to dance, presently, and
would have liked to monopolize her
company for the rest of the evening,
but l soon found that her numerous
partners had no intention of allowing
me to do anything of the sort. l had
another little talk with her. however.
Just as she was going, and succeeded
in getting her aunt, who was chape.
roning her, to invite me to call.
After the last guest had departed,
although it was nearly three a. M, ]
stopped to ask my sister to tell me
something about Miss Warren.
"She is the only child of Livingston
Warren" she said in reply to my ques.
ton. "Her mother died when she was
quite child, and all her life long she
has been her fathers companion until
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21

nr. Rea has no superior IN diagnos-
il g and treating diseases and defOrmi.
ties. He will give $50 for any case
that he cannot tell the disease and
where located in FIVE minutes.
All durable medical and surgical dis
eases, acute and chronic catarrh, and
Special Diseases of the Eve. Ear, Nose
Throat, Lung disease, Early Con-
stipation, Constitutional Catarrh,
dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Stomach
and Bowel Troubles, rheumatism,
Neuralgia, Sciatica, Bight's Disease,
Diabetes, Kidney, Liver, Bladder,
Plostatic and Female diseases, Dizzi-
ness, Nervousness, Indigestion,
Obesity, Interrupted Nutrition, Slow
Growth in Children, and all wasting
disease in adults. Many cases OF
Deafness, Ringing in the Ears, Loss
of Eyesight, Cataract, Cross Eyes,
etc., that have been Improperly treated
or neglected, can be easily restored,
Deformities, Club Feet, Curvature OF
the Spine, Disease of the Brain,
Paralysis, Epilepsy, Heart Disease,
Dropsy, Swelling Of the Limbs, Strie.
ture, Open Sores, Pain in the Bones.
Granular Enlargements and all long
standing diseases properly treated.
Young, middle-aged and old, single
or married, and all who suffer from
lost manhood, nervous debility,
spermatorrhoea, seminal losses, sexual
decay, failing memory. weak eyes,
stunted development, lack of energy.
impoverished blood, pimples, impede
ments to marriage: also blood and
skin diseases, Syphilis, Eruptions.
Hair Falling, Bone Pains, Swelllngs,
Sore Throat, Ulcers, Effects of Mer-
curry, Kidney and Bladder Troubles,
Weak burning Urine, passing urine
too often, Gonorrhoea, Gleet, Structure,
receive searching treatment, prompt
relief and cure for life.
Cancers, Tumors. Goiter, Fistuia,
Piles, Varicocele and enlarged glands.
with the subcutaneous injection
method, absolutely without pain and
without the loss of drop of blood is
one of his own discoveries, and is the
most really scientific and certainly
sure cure of the twentieth century.
No incurable cases taken with
guarantee to cure. Consultation to
those interested, $1.00.
DR.. REA & CO.,
Minneapolis. Mimi. Louisville, KY.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21
AVACATION
ROMANCE
By CORNELIA REDMOND
Copyright. by Joseph B. Bowles.l


1t was four years ago that l spent
that memorable month at Hartville in
the Green mountains, place recon-
mended to me by friend. where l
could obtain absolute rest and quiet.
/ am a lawyer by profession and
1t was after working hard on an i'm
portant suit that l decided to take a
much needed rest.
1t was while reading in a shady spot
under wide spreading oak that l first
met Miss Lee, as she called herself.
She was dressed in pink cotton
gown, such as is often worn by farm
ers' daughters, but the rest of her
attire seemed to contradict ones first
impression. Her face was completely
concealed by thick gray veil, which
was so arranged that not even a stray
lock of hair was visible. She had
come to the same place to spend a
few quiet hours over novel. Here
We spent many pleasant afternoon,
but try as would l could learn little
of my mysterious acquaintance. She
always appeared in a pink cotton
gown and closely yelled as when had
first seen her. Before long l discov-
cred that it was more than a feeling
of friendship that harbored for her,
and Notwithstanding the fact that I
had never seen her face, and her
seemingly distant ways, l had about
fully made up my mind to declare my
passion to Miss Lee and ask her to
marry me. Then one day as the end
of my vacation was drawing near she
suddenly disappeared. AS l ap-
preached the familiar oak tree l saw
something white fluttering on it's trunk,
and drawing near l discovered it was
a note pinned to the bark. 1t simply
said she was going away and wanted
to thank me for all the kindness l had
shown her and the pleasure she had
experienced from our visits. There
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21
FIFTEEN YEARS OF AGONY.
Will You Continue to Suffer From
Catarrh in the Face Of This
Testimony

Il suffered for fifteen years with Ca
tarrhal troubles so bad that l had to
leave the sea. l could not lie down
at night to sleep, on account of the
constant catarrhal dropping. | went
to two different hospitals for treat
ment, but without any lasting bene-
fit. 1 was constantly raising yellow
aud green phlegm, and the trouble
was so unbearable and nau-seating
that / was ashamed to go out in COM
pany. l have used only two bottles
Of Hyomei, and have been cured by
the remedy. 1t has made full and
complete recovery"
Capt. Willnef.
Eyomei is a dry, healing, antiseptic
air, extracted from the Eucalyptus
groves of Australia. 1t is a pleasure
to use Hyomei, because you do not
take it into the stomach; you simply
breathe in this germ-killing air, and
relief is immediate, and complete re-
covery comes in a few days. Hyomei
outfit, including an inhaler that will
last lifetime, costs $1.0O If it does
not cure your catarrh, asthma, bron-
chitis, coughs or colds. Hanson &
Emerson will give you your money
back.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21
FEARED AN ACCIDENT.
Private Basgs Didn't Wish to Take
Anv Chances.

Private Bases Didn't Wish to Take
Any Chances.
1t was at the regimental rifle range
Private Baggs with dogged persist
ence was shooting with splendid &C
curacy all around the target. The
major, becoming wroth, sent for the
man
''Why the dooce don't you hold the
rife steady? demanded the major.
Baggs was silent.
"Now, look here" said the major
take careful aim at my eye."
Baggs obeyed.
'Now, steady-steady! Now press
-gently-gently-v gently. Why
the doose don't you pull the trigger
man."
Please, sir" meekly replied Baggs
'it's loaded, sir"
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21
Jap Secret Service.

fOr years past the whole of Asia
has teon covered by perfect net
work of japanese secret service men.
Every point of Importance in the pos
session of Great Britain, Russia,
has been secretly surveyed, the
headquarters of the several sQuadrons
receiving particular attention. In
deed, it would be no exaggeration to
say that the character of the ap-
proaches and the possibilities of de-
tense of each naval base held by the
powers in far Eastern waters have
been most carefully plated by the
spies of Japan.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1908-05-21
First Publication May IA.
Citation for Hearing on Petition fol
Administration.

Estate of Ann Parker Deceased
STATE OF MINNESOTA,
County of StearnS.
In Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Ann
Parker, Decedeut.
The state of Minnesota to all persons inter-
ested in the granting OF administration
of the estate of said decedent. The petition
of Martha J.Ward and Mary A. Richards hdv-
ing filed in this court, representing that Ann
Parker, then resident of the County of
Steans State of Minnesota. died intestate on
the 27th day of April 1908 and praying that let
ters of administration of her estitate be grant;
ed to J. w. Ward;an the court, having fixed
the time and place for said petition. Therefore
YOU, AND EACH OF YOU, are hereby cited
and required to show cause, if any you have,
before this court at the Probate Court Rooms
in the Court House in the CITY Of ST. Cloud. in
the County of Stearns State of Minnesota. on
the 5th day of June. 1908, at O'Clock a. M.
why said petition should not be granted.
Witness the Judge of said Court and the
Seal of said Court. this l4th day of May 1903
COURT SEAL A. H. KLASEN.
Probate Judge.