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The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Truth and
Quality

appeal TO the Well Inform2d in every
walk Of lie and arc essential TO permanent
success and crcditablc standing Aecor-
ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup Of Figs
and Elixir Of Sienna IS the only remedy OF
known value, but ono Of many reasons
why it Is the best Of personal and family
laxatives IS the fact that it eleanses,
sweetcns and relieves the internal organs
on which it acts without any dcbilitating
after effects and without having TO increase
the quantity from time 10 time.
II acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as 4 laxative, and is component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co, only, AMI for sale by all leading drug
gists.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
LEFT TO MRS. BROWN.
Reverend Gentleman Very @'ii'hs u
Eysde Responsibility.

The trust and dependence which
characterized Rev. Mr.. Browns am,
Hds toward his wlfe's judgment IN All
nraqtieai affairs were sometimes
torcbing. but occasionally they were
amusing. -, iii,
I'm sorry you've been troubled WIN
the toothaehe. said the family deh'
list when Mr. Brown appeared III ms
office one day I save You TIE i'fss
minute / had free after receiFing your
wife,s telephone message. Let SET.
which tooth is it that's troubling YOU
Nm its not aching just Al pres
ont said Mr.. Brown after a mo
ment's hesitation. during which he
made a cautious investigation with his
tongue. Didn't Mrs. Brown mention
10 YOU which tooth it was | AWAY $
RELY on her in such matters. Youth
Companion.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
nannratinns- for Women.

Sold by all Druggists. Sc
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
NO BATHTUs FOR HER.
'New.Faneled contrivsnee9 Emphatic
ally Failed to Win Approval
gists.

The French adherence of The bath
Ia nature is shared by many people,
particularly one old woman uP in an
aast Tennessee town. The town had
Just had water system installed and
he natives were printing with pride
1t their bathrooms and equipment
where one could perform his additions
II viii without waiting and longing
for Saturday night.
This old woman was an exception to
The rule. She made her home with
her son. and his wife. according TO the
moth.rin-law. was "allus a-hanAerin'
after somepin' Hewfangled.
A neighbor. who had been in To in
speet the improvements i'll the house,
remarked to the old woman:
We'll, Mrs Y. this will he a
pleasure for you-hath any time. night
or day. You will certainly enjoy it
THAT | won't" said the old woman,
tartly. Il been a member OF the
church 30 year an always lived hon
est an upright Git inter one er them
tubs29 Me? Why. Sary Ellen, them
things amt decent"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Sometimes Hard to Tell.

George Eliot says that the express
sion on a womans face when she is
sewing tells the story of the woman's
heart If she is happy and contented,
or possibly slovenly and Indifferent,
she may smile and look the happi-
ness she either feels or is incapable
of feeling. If she has many things to
worry her and is possibly planning
how TO make ten cents do dollars
worth of good. or If she is naturally
vixen. it will show in her face, so aft
er all 1t Is not safe to predicate as TO
what her sewing face reveals.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
The Scramble for Wealth,

If there is a sad thing in the world,
II is the spectacle of the men and
women who in their mad scramble
for wealth. have crushed cut Of their
lives sentiment and the love of all
that is beautiful and sublime. The
very process by which they seek to
win the means Of enjoyment kills the
faculties by which they can enjoy.
When the average man wins his
wealth he finds himself without the
power of enjoyment. for the enjoying
side of his nature is dead. He finds
to his sorrow that the straining. striv-
irg life is also a starving one.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
TESTING PAINT.

Property owners should know how
70 prove the purity and quality OF
white lead. the most important paint
ingredient, before paying for It. To
all who write. National Lead Co. the
largest manufacturers OF pure white
lead. send a free outfit with which 10
make a simple aud sure test of white
lead aud also a free beck about paint.
Their adtssss is Woodbridge Bldg.
New York CITY.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Good Enolish.

A French lady living in America en-
gagged carpenter 10 do some work
for her at stipulated price. She was
surprised later to find that he charged
more than the price agreed upon
When she attempted to demonstrate
with him, however, her English failed
her and she said: You are dearer to
me now than when We were first en-
gagged Success.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
BUD DOBIE

The greatest Of all horsemen. says: In
my 20 years experience with horses have
found SP0HN'S DlSTEMPER CURE the
most successful OF all remedies for the
horses. It Is the greatest blood purifier"
Bottle soc and Sl00. Druggists can supply
YOU, or manufacturers, agents wanted.
Send for free Book Spohn Medical Co.,
Spec. Contagious Diseases Goshen, Ind.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

There are few decorations for won-
en- in Europe, the most ancient order
coming from the Austrian throne. IT
is the decoration of the Star and Cru
cifir. and is given TO women OF high
rank. Another is the Luisen, found
ed in memory of the beautiful queen
Of Prussia, whom Napoleon insulted
This order is given to all classes of
women who commit any great self
sacrifice
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Man ard Beast Alike.

Only those who have suffered the
agony OF eye Affections can appreciate
the blessing to humanity in DR.. Mitch
ellis famous Eye Salve. Introduced in
this region as far back as 1919 it is
found today in all well regulated
homes hereabouts. Not alone the eyes
Of man but those of the dumb animals
have enjoyed its comforts. Mitehell's
Eye Salve Sold everywhere. Price 25c.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Before going to town or calling on
1. euighbor shine your shoes. brush your
teeth and clean your finger nails. and
surround the four corners of your
mouth with a broad smile Everybody
Will be glad 10 see You and hear YOU
as we'll
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Actual Facts,

For upwards of fifteen years Hunts
CHre has been sold under strict guar.
antee To cure any form of itching skin
troubles known No matter the name
less than one per cent of the pur-
chasers have requested their money
back. Why? 1t simply does the work
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
loo Rounh for the Cows.

Mrs. Rorer. of cookbook fame. tells
Of seeing maid drop and break a
beautiful platter at a dinner recent
y, says Everybody's Magazine. The
most did not permit a triite Ike this
to rufIle him in the least.
These little accidents happen most
every day" he said. ALPHABETICALLY
You see, she isn't a trained waitress.
She was a dairymaid originally. but
She had to abandon that occupation
IN account of her inability to handle
he cows without breaking their
aorus"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Character Told by Thumb.

II the thumb be supple jointed the
Individual is easy-going, spendthrift.
careless of time, money, energy, OPP
portunity and all things. If it be firm
jointed he is cautious, watchful, keen,
diplomatic. tireless in planning, con
fdent and slre of success, self poised
and self.controIling.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

ney disease attacked
me The pain in my
back was 80 agoniz-
ing ! finally had 10
give up work. Then
came terrible attacks
OF gravel with acute
pain and passages Of
blood In all Ipassed
% stones. some as
large as a bean
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
We Reiterate

That for more than fifteen years
Hunts Cure has been working on the
afflicted It's mission is TO cure skin
troubles. particularly those of an itch
ing character. Its success is not on
account of advertising, but because it
surely does the work One box guar
anteed TO cure any ease.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Grand Pop used it for rheumatism.
Dad for Cuts, Sprains and Bruises.
Many for Burns, Sealds and Aches.
Sis for Catarrh and Chilblains. | use
it for everything. and it never disap-
points any of us. 1t surely yanks
any old pain out by the roots.
Hunts Lightning Oil is what I am
telling you about
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
OeVelopment.

Remember" said the earnest IN
ventcr. 1T amt so very many years
since the telephone caused laughter"
That's true" answered the man
who has trouble with central. AT first
it caused laughter: now it causes pro-
family"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Y6Uk5esEh Az APT Pups.
Every Indication Tha, Tommy ~eutd
Be Successful Politician.

The children. especially Tommy.
were very much Interested in the
game OF politics. and fatBer was de-
lighted With their precocity The
sther day there Was more than the
usual wbooping in the playroom. and
their mother found The I've smaller
children assailinE Tommy vigorously
What the natter she asked.
'+Tonmy. what have you heen doing?"
''Namthin only playing politics. .
We'll. but what did You do to the
children2"
lust playing convention. We
adopted the unit rule and | was chair
man OF the delegation Then We intro
daced resolution 10 decide whether
they should take ms apple or ! should
take theirs
Well
Il cast the vote Of the delegation"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

The farmer-next TO the man who
tolls in foundry-needs good bath
ing facilities more than any other. yel
he too often neglects 10 put them in
his house
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

It's not how you live, but how's your
liver. If not in perfect order, make
it so by using Simmons Liver Purifier,
tin boxes only. It's the surest. safest
and most agreeable aid to that organ
ever put up.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Now does the willy politician cult
vate the farmer in anticipation of the
oat crop next fall Having fathered
the crop he will do 10 more cultivat-
ing until next election
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

1t is understood that the minimum
price of cotton is to be kept secret
in the Union. Now. let every local
enforce the order. or expel the offend
ing nember.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
FACTS FOR SICK W0mn,

For thirty years Lydia K. hSI
hams Vegetable Compound, nJI
frem roots and herbs, has been A
standard remedy for female M
and has positively cured thousand
women who have been troubled "
displacements, inflammation, ulYs|
ton, fibroid tumors, irregularias|
periodic pains, backache, that bal
ing-down feeling, tiatuleney, indg]
ton, dizziness, or nervous prostrat.1
Why don't you try it2
Mrs. Pinkham invites all a
women to write her for adyia
She has guided Thousands
health. Address, Lynn, Mass
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
HAD HEARD THEM.
STATE oF Quo cry OF TOLEDO, +.


FFAvx j. CHENEY makes oath that se i senior
partner OF the nrm of + J. GHENE1 Co. doing
bIsaess In the CITY Of ToIedo County aud state
Aforesaid aud that said firm Viii pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case OF CATAHRH that cannot be cured by inc Use Oh
FRANK J CHENEY.
sworn To before me and subscribed IN ny presence.
this 9th day OF December. \. D.. iesp.
SEA- SoTaaq pgslla.
-
Halss Catarrh Cure is taken Internally aud acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ai The
system send for testimonials. free.
+ J. CHENEY ( co. Toledo. o
Sold by all Druggists. Sc
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

If the weather is too cold 10 work
with sleeves rolled up aet of over
sleeves, which can be made in 20
minutes. will come in handy as pro-
lection 10 clothing
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Be thrifty and never put off any.
thing you see the time for Do it now.
Save all your boxes; you will be sur.
pfised TO find to what use you can put
hem instead OF kindling -Alrs A. Jo-
se9h.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
A Different Young Man,

Gerald-There is good deal OF
power in my arm.
Geraldine-I have never mad ocea-
sion 10 notice Ii.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Record of Good Work.

The American beard of missions
main.ains SIS hospitals and twice that
number OF G:apensaries in the foreign
field, and its medical missionaries last
year treated over 80. 900 eases.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Do not forget that you were once 4
boy not so very long ago-ard perhaps
the most pestifcrous of The whole
neighborhood tribe.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Money is not the only reward for
labor. Try doing your neIghbor a
good turn and note the Improvement
in your heart action.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
In Eden DAYS.

Eve-Abel. for goodness sake, what
Is your father fussing about now?
AbeI-Oh, he says you've taken his
best Sunday suit 10 make the salad
Bohemian.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
TO DRIVE OFT MALARIA
ND El-lI.D [ L TIE SYSTEM:

Take the cid standard GROVES TAsrELEss
CHILL TONIC. You know hat YOU taxing.
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing il is simply Qunine and Iron in a taseless
form. and the Inost efrectuaI form For grown
people and children. 5Vc.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Try straining the milk over and iced
cone just as soon as it comes from
the COW If you cannot do that. ar
range some device fer cooling the milk
quickly
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Hicks, capudine Cures Headache,

Whether from colds heat, stomach or
nervous troubles No Aeetanilid or dan
gerous drugs. It's liquid and acts imme.
diateIy. Trial bottle lee. Regular &c and
SIC - all druggists.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

These Tired. Aching Feet of Yonrs
Beed Aliens foot-Ease. DC at your Druggist S
Write A. : olmsted. lie hoy. N. Y. for sample.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

If YOU would not cease to love man
kind you must not cease to do them
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Nine years of this ran me down 10 a
state OF continual weakness and /
thought | never would be better until
began using Doan's Kidney pills
The improvement was rapid, and since
using four boxes am cured and have
never had any return of the trouble
Sold by all dealers. so cents box
f'oster.Milburn Co, Buffalo. ~ V.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Hicks, eauudine Cures Women.

Periodic pains. bael<ache, nervousness
and headache relieved Immediately and
assists nature. Prescribed by physicians
with best results. Trial bottle Ice. Regular
sire 25e and 5oc At all druggists.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

4 clean heart is no place for envy.
It's all taken up with sunshine and
envy seeks lark places.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

This woman says Lyd,. \
Pinkham's Vegetable Conna.
saved her life. Read her Iet,s
Mrs. T. c. Willadsen, of Maup,.]
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
:. can truly say that Lydia Il b..
hams Vegetable Compound savss
life, and l cannot express my rrs,,
to yea in words. For years | mag
with the worst forms OF femals y
plants, continually doctoring y
spending lots of morey for me-
without help. wrote you for ~
followed it as directed, and took III
L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
1t has restored me to perfect hs,s|
Had IL not been for you l shouldssj
been in my grave to-day. l wish ~
suffering woman would try it.n
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

He who hesitates much will accom-
plish little-Von Moltke.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

II you have anything to do. do it;
don't loaf on the job.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Almost any man can marry money
If he is willing 10 take widow older
than he is alons with il.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

The bees use their long tongues to
gather sweetness. but gosslpine
woman uses hers TO SOW thistles.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
AWFUL 1aAveL ATTACKS.
Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills After
Years of Suffering.

+. A. Rippy, Depot Ave. Gallatin,
Tenn. says: Fifteen years ago kid
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

If you don't get the best of it, MAKE
the best of It
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children tcething. softens the guns reduces IN.
hanma,ion aay pain, wind coliC. &c bottle.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

Hoe. George W. Honey. National
Chaplain {. V. L., eN-thaplain Fourth
Wisconsin Cavalry, ex Treasurer State
of Wisconsin, and eX-Quartermaster
General State of Texas q. \. r.. writes
from 1900 First ST., n. e., Washington,
ID. c., as follows:
Il cannot too highly recommend your
preparation for the relief of cafarrha!
troubles in their various forms. Some
members of my own family have used
it with most CRAFTY ing results. When
other re nedies failed. Peruns proved
most m-acfouS and checrfully certi-
~ to lis curative excellence
MIR. Fred l.. Hebard, for nine years u
leading photographer of Kansas City.
No, located at tine northeast corner OF
leth and Grand AYES, eheerfllllv gives
the following testimony: Tits a proven
fact that Peruna Will cure cafarrh and
Ia grippe, and rs n tonic ii has no equal
Druggists have tried 10 make me take
something else just as good, but Peru.
ma is good enough for me.
Pe-ru-na in Tablet form.
For two years DR.. Hartma and his
assistants have necessarily lahored to
.ieate Peruna in tablet form. and their
strenuous labors have just been crowned
with SUCCESS. People who object Ia
liquid medicines can now secure Peru
"a tablets. which represent the solid
medicinal ingredients Of ieruaa.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

The hen that cackles loudest doesn't
always lay the biggest egg.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
GOOD ADVICE.

She-When you are gone | shall
pine away.
He-0. spruce rp.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

One cannot quarrel if the other will
not
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01

get a box of PETfIr'S EYE SALvE, old
An druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo. n. y.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1908-10-01
Rrnnortant to Mothers.
Majesty Of the Law.
II Your Eyes Bother You

Law kept is only law; law broken
is both law and execution.-Meandor
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-12-22

1 54 H. J. j s 3 lf y
THEATER.-It was perhaps too
theater last night, inasinuch as Lit
I tie Johnnie Jones' is now on It's third
visit 10 Salt Lake, and seeing that
the town is submerged In holiday
buying. Still there was a fairly good
turnout when the curtain assembled on
the familiar story. 1t has been so Of
ten reviewed, that it lis now. only nee
essary to say that in spite of the many
farce comedies he has reeled off since
1t was written five or six years ago,
Little Johnnie Jones'" remains the
best of all Cofan's works: and seeing
1t so soon after we have had others
of his creations. the impression IS
2deepened that Mr.. Cohan has ben la
boring industriously ever since to turn
out something equal TO MI. Jones, put
that he has never quite succeeded.
.Johnny Jones" has something near
err resembling a story than any other
of Its successors allied to this, it has
plenty of singing. bright action. dane
ing and charming costumes. q combi-
nation which always catches the fancy
Of an audience, The people al
through are about of an even degree
OF capability, and did their roles in
acceptable fashion. Some Of the mems
beers have been with the company
from the beginning, five years ago.
The bill runs tonight, and tomorrow
afternoon and evening, and Will be
succeeded by the big New York sensa-
ton, Paid in Full" Thursday night.
* ORPHEI Mod indeed, would be
the Individual who could refrain from
laughing at the Orphenm bill this week.
The program us presented last evening
before fair Sized audience, dubbed
over with rollicking fun that went with
a dash and q vim. There is gooi
deal of what is sometimes. caiieu
horse play but it is of the kind that
simply forces a laugh. The tirst
Offering is "-Phe Soubrette and the Bell
boy by John Halfway and emma
Siegel. Both can dance well, but the
singing the singing Is forgotten
when Miss Sue Smith appears as ttie
American girl in some songs Shs
has Il beautiful voice and her renditlons
were highly appreciated
The sketch or s'ShortlS," a race horse
tout. Is fun of interesting and dramatic
situations and 1t is not without ITS
humorous features. It is we'll played
and ranks as the headliner of the bill
The sketch is by Dick Crolius VINO
plays the leading role,
Guss HILBERT and Fred Warren do a
musical turn that caught the audience,
the eccentric dancing of HID
bert.
A fine number was the Opera Sing
err by Homer Lind and company. He
was formerly baritone with savage 81
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-12-22
NEW ADVERTISING CO,

. Fl r. 81 i = r.
The l1ldredge Advertising company
has just opened offices in the McCor-
nick block The executive head Of the
new company is Frank NJ. Eldredga,
formerly of Salt Lake who has spent
the past 10 years in New York city,
where he gained a wide experience as
q theatrical manager and also as an
advertiser.
4 Mr.. Eldredges acquaintance with
eastern methods Of advertising should
prove most valuable in hts new enter.
prise. He comes OF IL well known Salt
Lake family, his father Is j. U. Ell
dredge, Sri, clerk of the Juvenile court,
and his brother is j. Y. Eldredgc. Jr.,.
present clerk of Salt Lake county.
The new company is ready to handle
tho writing of ads for merchants; to
edit and prepare advertising booklets
and novelties and do everything that
pertains to up-to-date publicity