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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20

Pineules for Backache. little golden
globules, easy and pleasant to take.
Act directly on the kidneys, purify the
blood and invigorate the entire system.
Best Tor backache, lame back, kidneys
and bladder. 30 days trial $l.OO. Guar
anteed. Sold by II. j. Pier.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20

up when you took that cropper at the
chase. Any bones broken7
Elmhurst (gloomily)-Well, when the
doctor got me patched up It broke a
ten bone bill to settle with him! =.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20
Limit.

Mrs. stubb-It states in this maga-
sine, John. that the shortest men on
earth are the L.aplanders.
Mr.. Stubb-H'm! They couldn't be
any shorter than an American man
after his summer vacation.-Pittsburg
Post.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20

Huron is getting ready for the state
fair. 1t is no small joo to provide for
such crowds, but visitors this fall will
find that Huron is equal to the job.
Il Huron Huronite.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20

Pilesalve Carbolized acts like a
pouitice. Quick relief for bites and
sting of insects, chapped skin cuts
burns and sores, tan and sunburn. Sold
by II. j. Pier.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20

That scheme of making phonograph-
ic records of remarks by Bryan and
Taft is all right, provided the one
who is'defeated has the privilege Of
calling in his records and smashing
them [Vermillion Republican.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20
Mixed.

Mixed,
Nebb-Who Is that ordinary looking
womaf with Mrs. Meek7
Nick-Mrs Meek is the. ordinary look
ing woman; that swell dressed cfea tuYe
with her Is Mrs. Aeek's hired GIRL
Ohio State Journal.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20
She Likes GOOD Things

Mrs. Chas. E. Smith, of West Frank
lin, Maine, says: 81 like good things
and have adopted DR. Kings New Life
Pills as our family laxative medicine
because they are good and do their
These painless purifiers sold at Piers
drug store. 25c.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20

Pain anywhere stopped in 20 min
utes sure with one of DIR. Shops Pink
Pain Tablets. The formula is on the
25-cent box. Ask your DR.. or Drug
gist about the formula! Stops woman
ly pains, headache, pans anywhere.
Write DR.. Shoop. Racine. Wis. for free
trail to prove value OF his Headache,
or Pink Pain Tablets. Sold by II j.
Pier.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20

sMr. Brauch of Hurley, formely state
oil inspector, was looking after busin-
ess matters in Chancellor last Friday.
-[Chancellor News.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20
Brookings, Kingsbury, Beadle, Hand

Brookings, Kingsbury, Beadle, Hand,
Hyde, Hughes, Stanley. Butte, San
born, McCook, Hanson. Miner, Turner
and Minnehaha. Thousands of people
from the east will visit the Fair, and
exhibits of this nature will do more to
advertise the resources OF the state
than anything else.
The live stock department will be
the largest and best exhibit ever made
in the northwest. One new large cat
tie barn has been erected, thus en-
abling that department to take care
of many more cattle than heretofore
Two additional swine barns have been
erected, thus facilitating more>Space
for the growing industry.
The poultry exhibit will exceed that
of 1907, which was the largest entry
ever lad il the state.
The speed programs will be the best
ever held in the state, beyond any
question. One hundred and fifty
horses, at least, will be at the races.
Sixty are in daily training On the
track at this time. Two new speed
barn are being erected, which will
furnish fifty additional box stalls for
the convenience of the horsemen.
All other departments, such as hor-
ticultural, woman's department, dairy,
mines and mining, and apiary, will
have splendid exhibits.
We trust that all who can spare the
time to attend the South Dakota State
Fair will do so, and aid and assist the
South Dakota State Board of Agricul-
ture in bringing forth successful
Fair.
For premium lists or any other in.
formation write
Z. N. MCILvA1NE, Secretary.
Huron South Dakota
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20

Hundreds OF people suffer from
backache, rheumatism. lame back,
lumbago. AMI similar ailments are not
aware that these are merely symptoms
of kidney trouble, and to be relieved
they must correct the cause. Pineules
for the kidneys, pleasant and easy to
take, are readily absorbed by the stom-
ach and blood act directly on the kid
neys, bringing quick relief to backache
and other symptoms of kidney and
bladder arrangements. A dose of Pine
ules at bed time brings relief. 30 days
trial sl.O0 and guaranteed or money
back. Sold by H. ]. Pier.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1908-08-20

Quite Enough ef Frasturs., .,
Flushing-Yan mere prstty haal1 esf
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16
CHRISTMAS CHEER
AS Ever 1t Calls on the Housewife for Sweets, Pies.
and All the Rest of the Good Things
of the Holidays.
of the Holidays.

newest of store candies may be made
at little cost. These are the peanut
creams and chocolates that are now in
such high favor. To attain this mas
! terpiece take some peanut butter, and,
after sailing it slightly, shape it into
the forms desired. Some of these may
be rolled in fondant and served plain;
others may be covered with chopped
nut meats; some may be dipped into
melted chocolate, or they may be
treated in any manner that the in
may suggest. In any form, however,
they are quite as delicious as the can
dies that are sold in stores.
A fruit and nut delicacy that cannot
fail to appeal to the housewife at
Christmas time is made by chopping a
cup of nut meats with two cupfuls Of
dates, half a cupful of figs, and hal1 Z
cupful of Maraschino cherries that
have been drained free from liquor.
When chopped, and they should not
be chopped too fine, mold into the
shapes desired, and dip each piece into
syrup made by boiling half pound
OF sugar with half pint Of water until
it will harden like candy. Slices of
orange or pineapple, and dates, figs or
any kind of nuts may be coated in the
same manner. :.
Now that maple sugar may be OBJ
tanned without great difficulty, an ex-
cellent candy may be made by boiling
three cupfuls with . eupful and half
Of sweet milk and half tablespoon
full Of butter for about ten minutes. At
the expiration of this time beat with
spoon until the mixture is both
creamy and thick. It may then be
spread in buttered tins 10 cool, or, for
the sake Of variety, the candy may be
divided into three equal portions, one
part to be served plain, another mixed
with nuts, and the third with chopped
candied cherries.
Sailed nuts are now so great a
favorite that no elaborate dinner
would seem complete without them.
As ordinarily prepared, however, the
sailing OF nuts il quite serious task,
bat IL the cook desires TO save time in
cooking them she may attain the same
result more easily by dropping them
into a kettle of deep fat-lard by
prefsrence-and letting them remain
! from 10 to Is minutes. When done,
they must be drained thoroughly be-
fore being sailed to taste, and they
will be found to be just as palatable
as the nuts that have been prepared
by. the far more laborious process.
If you are in search of a novelty, in
stead Of sailing all the nuts for the
Christmas dinner, try the experiment
of "brandying' some of them. To do
this. soak the nuts for about SO hours
| in brandy-French brandy, peach
brandy or applejack will do-then
cover them with a thin fondant, or
merely roll them in powdered sugar.
The result will be hailed with delight
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16

90 HRISTMAS without candy
A/N.@ would not seem like Christ
l%WIN mas at all, especially in
S homes where there are
MI children; so it is at this
season Of the year that the
housewife who has little ones who
must be supplied with sweets begins
TO make her plans for wholesale candy
making, for, cheap as candies are to-
day, and easily as they may be OBJ
tanned, there are still many women
who prefer to supply their households
with homemade dainties instead of
buying them at the store, even though
the latter may be quite as pure and
wholesome.
OF course, in candy-making, as in
everything else, each year brings
forth new formulas; the old candies,
once considered so delectable, get out
of fashion, and new sweets come to
take their place. Thus, for example,
though taffy, fudge, caramels, choco-
late creams, etc., are still as palatable
as ever, the mother who would be up
to-date in her production of Christmas
candies must prepare some of the
newer dslicacies.
In place ot the time-honored fudge"
she may make the new Divinity
Fudge" a sweet that is no moro ex-
pensive, that takes but little moro
time, but that is far more delicious.
Melt cupful Of sugar in saucepan;
when melted, pour it into another
saucepan in which there is already a
cupful Of cold milk. Put this pan on
the fire and cook slowly until the two
have blended; then add two moro cup
fuls Of granulated sugar, and one more
cupful of cold milk, and reheat, cook
ing slowly until it is OF proper con-
sistency to remove from the stove. At
this time add a heaping teaspoonful
of butter and a cuprul OF finely
chopped nut meats; beat the mixture
with a large spoon until almost cold,
then spread it over buttered pans, and
line for cutting, like fudge.
For those who like cocoanut candies
the following recipe for what is known
as "Cocoanut Strips" is productive OF
an inexpensive and palatable dainty:
Cook two pounds O. light brown sugar
with a cup of water and tablespoon
full of butter until the mixture boils.
Cut the meat from a fresh cocoanut
into shreds, and add it TO the syrup,
cooking until it threads. Whip with
the egg heater until it is creamy;
then spread it in buttered pans and
mark in strips for cutting.
Another cheap candy, called Nut
Creams is made by boiling three cup
fuls of granulated sugar with one cup
full Of rich cream. When of proper
consistency remove from the fire, whip
briskly with the egg beater, and add
one cupfuI of chopped nut meats.
Spread over buttered tins and cut in
squares.
An excellent imitation of one of the
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16
Possible Opening.

"Can't you help poor man who hn'
been out of work for months and nor
able to get a thing to do at his trade
"And what is your trade?
81 am war correspondent, but t..
nations Of the earth are in conspira
cy against me and my kind"
"Poor fellow! Perhaps you could 81
a job as divorce reporter to keep l.,
practice until something in real war
broke loose"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16
Point Escaped Him.

81 will have to give you laughing
gas" said the dentist cheerfuIly.
"What will it cost?"
"Only $40"
doctor, / am afraid my sense Of hu
NOR has not been developed to til.
point where i can see where the laugh
comes in"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16

ellis wife has left him three times"
"What does she come back for"
''I don't know. unless it is to have
the pleasure of leaving"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16
Hurnor qna Philosophy
By DUNCAN NJ. SMITH


The mountains lowered above her
In stern, majestic height;
Below yawned jagged canyons.
An awe inspiring sight.
And. gazing on their grandeur
Where high they sat in sta e.
She turned and TO her neighbor
Said, rs my hat on s-rais snip
Far up into the cloudland
Lay TeGks with caps of snow,
Beyond the eye Of pygmies
Who stood and gaZed below.
A stroog and rugged picture,
1t must have touched her some.
For she was heard to nlurmur
Nov where is that blamed sum z
A swollen mountain torrent
Like waters gone insane
Raced over rocks and powders
And tossed aloft it's main.
SPRAY from the depths dashed U
ward
And played about their feet.
She turned to her companion
And said. when do we eat?'
And over stretch of canyon
And over mountain high
A storm rolled in the distance
Against the summer sky.
She heard the thunder rumble.
Saw tongues of lightning shoot.
AT last the thing impressed her;
She said, MY, amt it cute?'
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16
Might Be Serious.

"What are you sitting studying
over?"
"Be still. | think / have a faint
glimmering of an idea"
"Had / better send for the doctorY'
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16
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SSf}zSgt WSNI~( eSSASG l&MS QSfM

We are manufacturers as
well as dealers, which gives
us advantages that many
dealers do not possess. Our
stock is large and well kept
up, and if you intend doing
any building or are in need
of anything in our line it will
pay you to see us before buy
ing. We handle all kinds of
Building Material
Also Hard and Soft Coal. Our Prices
Are Always as Lou as The Lowest
We take this occasion to
thank our friends and custo-
mers for their past court
estes and favors, hoping that
our endeavor to always fur
nish them good goods at
lowest possible prices and
the endeavor TO serve them
faithfully may merit a con-
tinuance of their valued pat
ronage. We wish you all
a Merry, Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16

SuperlatiVe.
1.-THE broker is all in"
"Broke 2"
"Couldn't be broker"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16

A thick hide and brass nerve often
succeed in the world. There should
be some recompense to the possessor
Of these monStroSitieS.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16

1t is astonishing how quickly we for
get how hot we were and reached for
the whisk broom to flick the dust from
our last winters overcoats.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1908-12-16
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

The worst thing about a cold is til,
sympathy and the advice and the anna
teur policies that it invites.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-09-05
NO ROOM FOR MORE
NEGROES IN THE ARMY

RICHMOND. VA Special. -whes
questioned as to the report WHSLE has
been freely circulated to the eEsrt
that no more negroes would - en-
listed In the United States Army. Ser
geant James Conway. in charge Of
the local recruiting station. stated
that n was entirely erroneous
According 60 Sergeant CONWAY. just
at present none OF the recruiting sta
lions is taking In negroes. but this
Is due 20 the fact that there Sre only
four negro regiments in service now.
Two OF these are cavalry and t~o in
fantry regiments. and the four will
total only about $500 men
As fast as the enlistment Of these
men run out we are notified. but We
are never open Tor the enlistment OF
negroes for anN length of time said
Sergeant Conway. FOR with the whole
United States 70 draw from. the places
or those who are discharged are quick
Is filled
Sergeant Conway said that he had
Co turn away negro applicants every
day. sometimes as many as eieht or
ten. because there was no room in The
army FOR them
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-09-05
fNYKNToR - iRREsTED.

sALlsBi RT. A. Special -H g.
Ieumau ~ Lexington Rho Two
months aEo sold "a patent on mail
D0ucn iDcs ~ fhe rnned States gov
eminent for $4,000. aas arrested ~
BARRIERS. Rowan county. charged with
obtaining moueg under false pre-
tesses from a Statestilie merchant.
Who dashed q check Tor Heifman
which proved 20 BE- worthless. helf-
mau Was taken hy the Ireden county
orlcers 20 Lexington. where be gave
bail
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-09-05
AMBASSADOR THOMPSON
Run DOWN BY 4 BICYCLE

MEXICO CITY. MEX Special
David Thompson. American Amabssa-
dor OF the United States 90 Mexico was
seriously but not dangerously injured
to-day by being knocked down in the
street Dy a bicycl.st
The ambassador was hurried 10 the
D.az Hospital. where an examination
disclosed a fracture Of the left arm
and several bruises about the head
The N-ray showed that he had sus-
tanned no internal injuries.
President Diaz sent messengers to
the hospital 70 learn the ambassadors
condition several times during the af-
ternoon.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-09-05
THE LAW SCHOOL OF
RICHMOND COLLEGE

session begins Sept. %. Bst- 1879
The course. covering two years. is
thorough. comprehensive and practical.
ADVANTAGES; Opportunity 20 at
tend the State courts. from lowest 20
highest. and the Federal courts.
FREE ACCESS 90 the LAW LIBRA
kl OF the supreme Court OF Appeals.
the finest Law Library In the State.
Richmond offers uneNcelled onportuni-
t-.s for culture. For catalogue and
Information. address
F. W. BOATWRlGHT. President.
Richmond Va.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-09-05
PAYS $4,000 FOR
PORTS GOLD MINE

l->DER-ON Is Special 1.-The
celebrated PORTS sold mime property.
containing ts acres nfar Ransom S
h.it-e at which point rn- counties of
Nasn. Franklin Narr-. and Halfav
uter-ert. na. been sold nr Nrs Leila
A. ~rNee- to $780, A. o. Oterfou. of
salisbury rle clusilrrar being
10000 indications are that new
machinery viu Boz Installed and fhe
mlue will te operated OBJ large scale.
Sonew here iu the fwenties Nr.
Thomas Ports. then q man OF small
means. owned the property ou which
gold was discovered and "a mine To-
Gated. which was crudelr hut profit
aDlr worked This enabled him to
purchase lands adjoining The original
property uutl hundreds of acres We're
added
lpis valuable property Welded 10 IFS
various owners thousands OF dollars.
~ is said thar while Airs Ports was
seated at the loom weaving. she esDied
Gluering substance SOB "a daub of
fiay used ODD those days for Wline the
chinks between the logs of buildings
on examination she was So convinced
g. Mas The precious metal she suraue
from the loom. declaring she would
never throw another shuttle
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-09-05
sse BARRELS or RTFR
EaPTIED INTO SEWFR

OKLAHOMA CITY. OKLA Eight
hundred barrels % beer valued a.
80 zee. Belonging GO a local brewery
coz pzny. Were euptiei irto q sewer
Fan thS citT. ir the presence ~ State
tEspensary AGENT Roherr r floseier
md Internal Revenue Colectrr Chas
Howard Two rhCussrl people sr-
ended the opening. some vith buck
r-s and pitchers fcDIr- frr chance
rf salvage This hope VAS clSe g.
cirtec The neer WAS I'D hand when
.hc u-rhfhirrrr fsu became effective
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-09-05
WEEKLY SHORT STORY
Fer Honor's Sale.
BY Margaret Norton.


Farmer HIN sat in the comfortable
chimney corner OF the house place
or living room Of his home in the Mid
lands "ilill's farm" was = substan-
tial but plain looking house seen from
1 the outside but the interior was fuu
81 pleasant warmth and comfortable
plenty with odd oak furniture. queer
corners. little rooms. and small flights
+ of stairs in all sorts OF unexpected
places.
Mr.. Hill Was the most comfortable
looking thing about the house on this
particular evening he was reading
letter which had come bv the morning
; post and which he had been TOO busy
to open before. His face showed signs
OF emotion as he read Dear David
P ann dying and for tree sake of Honor
and The happy DAYS of our boNhood. 1
ask You go give a home 60 my daught-
orr. another Honor. Uncle David is a
name she has been taught 90 love God
bless you-WnI
Elem called the farmer and on
.terly housekeeper presented her
eri. YOU remember Will Cousins -
Indeed. I DO sir. and -~
ven. interrupted the afimer he
IS dead. and his daughter is comine
to live with me. that is all
lie spent the evening lost ia memoir
les OF his old friend and Of the woman
they had both loved and for whose
sake he had remained single lie was
alone now save for nephew whom De
mad brought up and who vas a. son
20 him
A month later Honor Collins mr.
rived. Farmer Hin gave her such "a
hearty welcome that tears filled her
rt 'S Sae VAS 50 like boy rnn-f,.,.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-09-05

MIAMI. FlA.-Thc German tramp
steamer Aureole. OF New Castle. early
August 21th. went on the rocks near
Fiey Rock Lighthouse. aud Is hard
and fast She is from Emden Ger
many bound for New Orleans via
Norfolk. Va. She carries a full cargo
az creosote In bulk.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-09-05
FORK UNION MILITARY AGA0EMY

llth Session opens sept. e. ieoS
VI. n. MAYNARD. IA. A. Hendma-,er.
COG the University ~ ok'aIn-al
TERMS sI-5.,o per session.
Th.- Includes f..tI.n .n -r-.-. -tld-
.tS .r. Ancient ar. N....rr .... -.agc-.
Manipulation and Military Tees. and
BOARD
-Four years course. It dts students
Cor business. tea.'.rg medical schools.
COLLEGE ana urlttr- .t..s Diplomas
awarded those who rr-sh thr COURSE.
CioRcE VI. UoILEN
lIIrer LIEUT.. O. s.. AL.
Instructor iu Military science and Tac-
dies
Tho Academy authorities fnl the
tart fttfare greatly beneficial. II
prom ORDER. d.-..r l.uc s.lt..ontrol
aul u.rlt .ear.rr.
The Academy e. Co-rducntiouuI
CEare- f.r young ladies Same u.s. ca
lrfe except military fee. Choice az
rarEou.rts f.r l0.ur ladies. tnr cat
a.ul.r. address
WILLIAM O.. 80 NTCHER. President,
Fork niun. "a.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1908-09-05

SCHOOLS ANs COLLEGES.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-10-29
TREE-DwELLING ANTS.

Ant defenders OF plants and trees
are some OF natures pretty marvels.
The Cecropia adenopus Is a remark
able tree Of South Brazil. widely dis
tributed through the tropics. It's
slender trunk Is crowned with long
leaves at the ends OF the branches.
A few active ants run continual.y
along the branches and the leaves,
but II the tree II shaken slightly al
army of ants rushes out by small APP
ertures ready for a savage assault OF.
the intruder. The ant Is the terrible
guardian that the tree has retained
TO protect II from the most formida-
be enemy. the leaf cutter ant
The defenders rarely ever leave
their retreat, where they live on the
small whitish egg-chapei b odies
about one-twelfth OF an inch long.
known as Mueller's corpuscles. These
are formed OF delicate tissue. rich In
proteids and oil. as rations for IN.
garrison of defender ants to feed
upon. The curious arrangement by
which entrance Is made TO the hobo W
stem has been studied by Mr.. w. 8.
Sohlmper.
Just above the point OF insertion
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1908-10-29
GOOD ADVICE
EXAMINE STATE DELINQUENT
LiSr PUBLISHED TODAY.
Your Name May Appear--Deiinquents
Are Paying Up Very
lsapidly.

II Is the earnest advice Of Revenue
Agent Husbands tina; all property
owners who have recently been
parties to any transfer should study
carefully the state delinquent list
which Is published today for the
third time. Even though your name
may not appear on the list. the prop
erty which you recently purchased
may be listed because OF non-payment
Of the state tax on the part Of the
former owners. In that case Il Is
TO the your interest to see Mr..
Husbands and have the records ad-
justed without delay, to prevent the
sale OF your property. for the states
claim constitute a lien on the prop
erty, no matter In whose hands II
now Is and, at the sale which occurs
November 10. absolute title will be
passed to the purchasers OF listed
lands by the state. II will therefore
be great deal cheaper aud much less
trouble to see that the taxes are paid