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The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
Boys Life Saved,

NV little boy. four years old, had a
severe attack of dysentery. We had
two physicians; both gave him ur.
we then gave him Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea remedy which
cured him and believe that saved his
life.-Wm. H. Stroling, Carbon Hill
Ala. There is no doubt but i.
edy saves the life Of many children
each year. Give 1t with castor OF
according to the plain printed dlrec
tions and cure is certain. For SALE
by the Kendrick Drug Co.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
REPUBLICAN
CONVENTION
Latah Faithfuls Elected Delegates to the
State Convention at Boise Sept. 1st.

The republicans of Latah assem-
bled In convention Tuesday for the
purpose of electing delegates to at
tend the state convention at Boise
Sept. 1st. and the following were the
successful aspirants:
Fred Beck with of Kendrick and
DIR. w. A Bobns of Juliaetta were
elect d nj delegates to the Boise con-
vention Sept. LIST and besides there
were l.. X Strong, w. w. Gray, F..
A. David, DR.. COnant, Chas. Munson
F. p. McGOw an, Warren Truitt. Geo
Fields, E. j. uemmill, j. A. Bjork-
lund. w. A. Hummiston, A. P, Ram
stedt' j. l.. Naylor. J. G. stillingpr,
r. G. West, c. A. dagan.
The convention had rather u hard
time d Dwning Pete Orcutt-he of the
Troy News Insisted on Brady and
the balance OF the ring being turned
down and the republican party
purged Of it's rOttenness and of Nor.
moni- IN aud who is backed by u con
siderable following, sufficient to ne
sent IN a delegate to the convention
Otherwise than this harmony to
an extent lay like Il veil over the con-
vention, although we are promised
at the next convention which will
meet the following month some in
teres ting fights over the aDportion.
ment Of county nominations.
Among other matters considered
at this convention it was decided to
hold the next one for the nomina.
ton Of county officers at Troy sept
so
The convention also passed reso.
lutiOns favoring prohibition and the
direct primary; endorsing Brady for
Governor, French for Congress and
Hepburn for U. s. Senator.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and 0isrrhoea
Remedy Would Have Saved Him $4,000

'In 1908 I had very severe attack
of diarrhoea. says R. N. Farrar Of
Cat Island, La. "For several week l
was unable to do anything. On March
18th, 1907, I had similar attack and
took Chamberlein's Collie. Cholera
and Disrrhoea Remedy which gave ME
prompt relief. consider it one Of
the best medicines of tia kind III the
world, and had l used it in 1909
believe it would have saved Inc a
hundred dollar doctors BILL" Sold
by the Kendrick Drug Co.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
Best The World Affords.

at gives me unbonded pleasure to
recommend Bucklen's Arnica Salve. II
says ]. w. jenkins, Of ChapIe Hill
N c. 81 am convinced that it's the
best salve the world affords. 1t cured
a ielon on my thumb. and 1t never
fails TO heal every sore, burn or wound
to which it is applied. 25 cents al
the Kendr,ck Drug Co.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31

Edw. Atchison and Hugh Helpman
haze Joined Surveyor Briggs on a
survey which will probably occupy
the boys until school begins. They
started off the first of the week with
their blankets taking the train to
the Clearwater country.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
'%OTGCT FOR PUBLICATION OF
TINE APPOINTED FOR PROVING
VIII. ETC

TINE Appointed FOR PROVING
WILL ETC.
In the Probate Court of the state OF
Idaho in apd for the county of LaUah.
In the mater of the estate of John
Gertie. deceased.
Pursuant to an order OF said PIoba tie
court, made on the 29th day of July 1868.
notice is hereby given that Saturday the
18th day of August 1908 at II o'clock Il. IN.
ofsaid day at the court room of said Court
at the Court house in the county of Latah
has been appointed as the time and place
for proving the will of said John Gertje
deceased and for hearing the application
of Louis Oldag and Michael Beck for the
issuance of letters testamentary when
and where any person interested may
appear and contest the same.
Dated July 18th 1908
CHAs. NJ LUKENs,
Probate Judge
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PRESBYTERIAN
Sunday school at 10 A. M.

800 p. m.- Preaching Subject
"MOrdecai the Jew" Read the book
of Esther before coming to church
7p. m.-Christian Endeavor
Subject-"HOw can we serve the
church.. Conservation meeting. and
all the members are requested to be
present.
All welcomed to this home Church.
Archibald Durrie, pastor.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
Just Exactly Right.

81 have used DR.. Kings New Life
Pills for several years, and hnc them
inst exactly right" says MIR. A A..
FELTON,, of Harrisville. N. Y. New
Life Pills relieve without the least
discomfort. Best remedy for consti.
patton, billiousness and malaria. Csc
at the Kendrick Drug Co. \
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
Help For Those Who Have Stomach TnoudIe

After doctoring for about twelve
years for a bad stomach, and spend.
ing nearly five hundred dollars for
medicine and doctors fees. | pur.
chased my wife one box OF Chamber.
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
which did her so much good that she
continued to use them and they have
done her more good than all the med.
icine l bought before.-Samuel Bower,
Folsom, Iowa. This medicine is for
sale by the Kendriek Drug Co. Sam
Piles free.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31

A gold filled watch with an Inland
Cracker fob. The watch was lost
Wednesday morning July Goth ne
tween $50 and 1890 q. m. Please
return to Ben Lauterbach and re-
ceive a reward.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
United States Land Oiiice.

United States Land UfhCe.
Lewiston Idaho. July 2. 1908
Notice is herby given that Mary L. Hogan
widow of Oscar Hogan deceased of Lewis
ton, Idaho, who on November 4th 1904,
made Homestead entry No 1861. Serial
No O20, for lots 4 and 8, NWL SEA and
NEI SWN, Section -, Township 39N
Range West b. NJ. has filed notice of
intention to make hnal i've year proof to
establish claim to t he land above described
before Register and Receiver at Lewiston,
Idaho on the Ia day of August 1908.
Claimant names az witnesses:
Andrew Olson of Park Idaho
John J Kaaen Z" -
Orlando Hupp g Kendrick Idaho
II. II. Bartlett, Register
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
Phone Directory =

List of call subscribers of the
Potlatch Phone at Kendrick and
)uliaetta
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
Music Scholars Wanted.

Those wishing piano instruction
aoply to Miss Sadie HARRISON KsL'
drick, Idaho.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1908-07-31
Twenty Five Cents Is The Price Of Peace

The terrible itching aud smarting,
Incident to certain skin diseases, is.
almost instantly allayed by applying
Chamberlain's Salve, Price 25 cent S
For sale by the Kendrick Drug Co.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25
Subscription Rate. and Terms.

The PIONEER EXPRESS Is sent only on
the direct order of subscribers. and is
continued until ordered stopped and all
arrearages paid.
The rate Of subscription is alike to all.
500 per year. Subscribers paying in adj
vance have the choice of several premium
papers in addition.
Sample" or marked copies" are sent
as complimentary only, and while we de.
sire them to be considered as invitations
to subscribe. they will not be continued
except upon request.
The PIONEER EXPRESS is the best ad.
vestising medium in the county, having
a more general circulation than any
other PAPER. Card of rates sent on ap
plication.
Entered at the pos+office at Pembina az
second class mail matter.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25
Eight More.

Aaker's Business College is again to
the front, the past week receiving eight
requests for stenographers and book
keepers as follows-First National Bank
Hannaford; Scott State Bank, Hastings;
State Bank, Wales; Nelson & Heimark,
Darcy; T. A. Thompson, Page; Dwight
Mill, Moorhead; N. D. Tile Works;
N. D. 1. Telephone Co.; and Fran Pub.
Co., Fargo. Two weeks ago II graduates
went into positions and last week eight
more positions we're offered Alb. G.
students: Does not this show, that lead
ing business men look to the A. B. G. for
their help. What are other schools
doing for their students? Why. attend
inferior schools when you can attend
1.-THE A. B. c., Grand Forks or Fargof
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= ~ dding. q I Il j b Is "a
ars six child - lhrse N eivsn q III
mother and M 4 :. d
Mn. Rev. Bsrguna,ia.,n,Jl aud ,,l nor n,
lacious u Winnipeg, and Sidney Davis
OF Minneapolis were visitine 1liitth ~
and Mn. Dan. Laxdal 81 Cavalier last
week. The ladjes arc cousins u Mr. .ax-
dial and Mr.. Davis Is nephew of Mrs.
Laxdal. 4. ~ .5 B
Ralph Demarse Of Hsllock, who with
his wife were visiting at st. Thomas last
week, told the Times that he had severed
his connection with the Hallock Com
pany and taken charge Of the North
western telephone exchange at Cloqtst,
Mimi, and would move there ct ouce.
j. F. 7. O'Connor, rising young Or
ator, graduate Of the Grand Forks U. adj
dressed the pupils Of the st. Thomas
high school. He is nephew Of OCon-.
nor Bros. of st. Thomas. Mr.. OF Conner,
Don Cashel of Grafton and Ed O'Keefe
of Grand Forks have gone to take post
graduate courses at Yale for this year.
Paul Williams grew potato from i'm
ported seed that weighed two pounds
and was twelve inches long. He gave it
to editor Lee of the Mountaineer who
ate it and swelled up accordingly to the
extent Of q long descriptive paragraph
in the Mountaineer We would like to
have bigger one to blow about-and to
eat.
The Chronotype is trying to emulate
G harley Lee in stories, only it's tom.a.
toes without the pictures. One weighs
l3 ounces. Pat O'Hara counted "a on
one branch at Fred Kain's. Charlie
Morris has plant with two hundred
able bodied toes on it, etc. Glad he
mentioned Pats name in this connection
or we might have feared exaggeration.
The Mountaineer wonders somewhat
that one of the publishers of the Pioneer
Express has house to sell. According
to the surmises of Editor Lee, if Mr..
Briden, the Walhalla merchant, should
advertise in the Mountaineer that he
was selling out his stock of clothing then
we should guess that thereafter Mr.. B.
was going to 60 without clothing, and a
cold winter coming on too.
G. w. Argue of Carlisle was bitten by
a centipede that was in a bunch of ba-
nanas that he was handling. He imme-
diately seized his wrist in a firm grasp
and sucked the end of tie finger where
it was bitten. DR.. James was called and
said he had done just the right thing.
incidentally, we might add that the bite
Of centipede while not at all pleasant,
and is usually attended with consider
able pam and swelling, is not by any
means considered to be fatal in the
tropical countries where they are very
common. This writer has known per-
sonally of numerous cases of this kind
without serious results.
Two buildings were destroyed by fire
on Sunday and another badly damaged
at Walhalla. The first were occupied
respectively by William Campbell as a
confectionery and fruit store, and the
other by Mrs. M. L. Stafford as millin-
cry establishment. The damaged build
ing was occupied by William Beaudry.
There was $3.50. insurance on the Camp
bell building, and S2nO. on the stock;
800. on Stafford building and $3.50. on
the stock. The origin of the fire is un-
known. During the fire which threaten
ed the whole business district bucket
brigade did fine work, which was formed
by young ladies.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

Mankato Commercial College, Man
ka.o, Mimi, stands head and shoulders
above all other business colleges. Send
for their beautifully illustrated catalogue.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

want to- contract with some one to
pillow 100 acres two miles west of
Macarthur station. If terms can be
arranged will also contract for the re-
blowing same land next Juue and seed
ing same. F. A. WARDWELL.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

The seven weeks old infant of Mr.. and
Mrs. Feyerhefm died this week and was
buried in the Icelandic cemetery after
services at the home by Rev. Mr.. Karr.
Mr.. and Mrs. Feyerherm have only re-
Gently moved to the city, but much
sympathy is expressed byour citizens in
their bereavement.
This is the best tomato year that
we can recall. The Chronotype tells of
some big ones raised in that vicinity,
while the local gardens are producing in
abundance and of splendid quality.
1t is not SO many years ago that the
gardener that succeeded in gettinga few
ripe ones thought himself lucky.
Now is the time to send in your yearly
subscriptions. II you send US q in adj
vance it will pay for Is months "In ad-
vance" at this time means if the remit.
lance pays up to July 1st, 1909, or long
er, we add three months more free. We
have discontinued premium papers in
connection with the Pioneer Express.
Mrs. Paulson has opened new millin-
cry establishment at her residence at
the end of the bridge and will keep on
hand large stock of ready trimmed
hats and bonnets. She cordially invites
the ladies of Pembina and vicinity to
call and look over the goods and prices.
She also has the agency of G. A.
Stephens Co. for suits and cloaks and
has full line of samples and styles on
view.
The next president, w. H. Taft, will
be in Grand Forks Monday afternoon.
He would like to see you and you had
better arrange to go and not disappoint
him. According to published schedule
he will arrive at 3 o'clock and leave at
AGO. As the trains from the north run
on convenient time and on most lines ex-
ira cars will be added it will give people
around here an excellent opportunity to
hear him.
Invitations have been received in this
city by friends to be present at the
marriage of DR.. Percy E. Thomson to
Miss Maria E. Page at Drain, Ore, on
September 3Oth, 1908. DR.. Thomson will
be remembered by many old friends in
this county as the son of MIR. and Mrs.
Donald Thomson for many years resi-
dent at Hensel and for two years in this
city while Mr.. Donald Thomson was
county auditor. The Pioneer Express
joins there in good wishes. The happy
couple will reside at Westhope in this
sta:e where DR. Thomson has lucrative
practice as dentist.
A little three year old boy of Mr.. and
Mrs. Sever Severson of Cavalier, while
playing in the yard on Sunday wandered
away from home and was lost. He was
missed about 3 o'clock. The whole
neighborhood was reused when the
parents could not find him and search
was made that night, the next day night
and the afternoon of Tues
day before the little fellow was found
contentedly playing in some bushes
about mile and quarter from home
apparently not harmed in any way by
his outing. 1t is certainly a
very remarkable case. What the child
could find to eat and drink during the
time he was lost is question.
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Good COW for sale. Want one? See
CHAS. w. SHUMAKER.
Estray.

Estray.
Two year old Steer, roam color, strayed
from toilette about two weeks ago. Re-
ward for information. Address
WILFRED BRODEUR,
toilette, ND.
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MARKET REPORT.

thursday " vi 30 W "
Barley. 80 to 40, Oats IS to 80, Flax Ill
1t is stated that new paper will be
established at Hoople.
Casey at the bat, in the city hall to.
morrow night. Admission free.
Dudley Full returns to the Minnesota
U. to-day to complete his legal studies.
Collector of Customs LaMoure has
been looking after ports in the western
part of the state this week.
Mrs. DR.. Lemery of Inkster was a
visitor at the home of her parents Mr..
and Mrs. Chas. Full this week.
The Pembina high school football
team 60 to Grafton tomorrow to play
the first game of the season. Good luck.
VIM. Currie of Tyner was in the city
on Wednesday and gave us of the "6rst-
fruits" He is one of the oldest subscrib-
ers to the paper.
Rev. Mr.Parker of the Seabury school
at Faribault, will preach at the Episco-
pal church in this city on Sunday at II
am. and 7-3Op.m.
Jos. Geneva, once resident of Pembi-
ma, and a familiar character around the
"Four Corners" died in Minneasolis
this week from dropsy.
Rodney j. Anderson and family were
visitors over Sunday with relatives in
this city. Mr.. Anderson is secretary of
the Grafton Milling Co.
Many threshing machines have al
ready pulled in for the season and but
few jobs will be left after this week.
Some years past we had only gotten a
start by this time.
A telegram from the Republican COM
mittee of Grand Forks to the Pioneer
Express states that the Northern Paci.
fic train will be held until after Mr..
Taft's address.
Anetta Anderson, daughter of Rev.
Jas. Anderson of Valley City died of
consumption, and was buried at Fargo
beside her deceased mother. She was
seventeen years old.
The still extreme dryness should make
all persons take precautions against
prairie fires. Exposed stacks and build
ings shonld have fire breaks and every
body take care where they throw matches
or other infamable stuff.
Judge Kneeshaw left on Wednesday
for Seattle and other western cities. He
will be gone for some time. Judge Pol
lock of Fargo will hold term of court
here later for the purpose of issuing CT
tizens papers to prospective voters.
Ion. Thomas Casey will speak OF City
Hall tomorrow evening. Mr.. Casey bears
the distinction of being the lone demo-
crat in the house in 1905, and is from
Grafton. Personally he is very popular
man. We hope he will have a good
house.
The weather for the previous seven
days continued the warm spell until yes
terday when considerable drop occur
red, and as we write on Thursday even
ing it has every appearance of rain. The
following are the highest temperatures
recorded each day, from last Thursday
week: 73.74-s2.S7-89-74.52.
I As result Of the early and rapid
threshing season, grain has been pouring
into Minneapolis more rapidly than was
ever known before. On Monday there
were 1870 cars Of wheat in. Notwithstand
ing this great influx the grain has al
been purchased forthwith and at goot
prices.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25
Lost.

Gold watch and fob. in bina or on
the road south. Finder please return to
this office for reward.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

Judge Kneeshaw left on Wednesday
for Seattle and other western cities. He
will be gone for some time. Judge Pol
lock of Fargo will hold term of court
here later for the purpose of issuing CT
tizens papers to prospective voters.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

Ion. Thomas Casey will speak OF City
Hall tomorrow evening. Mr.. Casey bears
the distinction of being the lone demo-
crat in the house in 1905, and is from
Grafton. Personally he is very popular
man. We hope he will have a good
house.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

As result of the early and rapid
threshing season, grain has been pouring
into Minneapolis more rapidly than was
ever known before. On Monday there
were 1890 cars Of wheat in. Notwithstand.
ing this great influx the grain has al
been purchased forthwith and at good
prices.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

The weather for the previous seven
days continued the warm spell until yes
terday when considerable drop occur
red, and as we write on Thursday even.
ing it has every appearance of rain. The
following are the highest temperatures
recorded each day, from last Thursday
week: 73.74-82.S7-89-74.52.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25
Marrla6e License.

YIN. Carrier of st. Boniface and Emma
Laferty, of Leyden.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

The still extreme dryness should make
all persons take precautions against
prairie fires. Exposed stacks and build
ings shonld have fire breaks and every
body take care where they throw matches
or other infamable stuff.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

Anetta Anderson, daughter of Rev.
Jas. Anderson of Valley City died OF
consumption, and was buried at Fargo
beside her deceased mother. She was
seventeen years old.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

The seven weeks old infant Of Nj. and
Mrs. Feyerherm died this week and was
buried in the 1celandic cemetery after
services at the home by Rev. Mr.. Karr.
Mr.. and Mrs. Feyerherm have only re-
Gently moved to the city, but much
sympathy is expressed by our citizens in
their bereavement
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

A telegram from the Republican com
mittee of Grand Forks to the Pioneer
Express states that the Northern Paci
fic train will be held until after Mr.
Tafts address.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

Many threshing machines have al
ready pulled in for the season and but
few jobs will be left after this week
Some years past we had only gotten a
start by this time.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

Jos. Geneva, once resident of Pembi.
ma, and familiar character around the
"Four Corners" died in Minneasolis
this week from dropsy.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

Rev. Mr.Parker of the Seabury school
at Faribault, will preach at the Episco.
pal church in this city on Sunday at II
am. and 7-3Opm. .....
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

Rodney ]. Anderson and family were
visitors over Sunday with relatives in
this city. Mr.. Anderson is secretary of
the Grafton Milling Co.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

Barley. 80 to 40, Oats IS to 80, Flax Ill
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

This is the best tomato year that
we can recall. The Chronotype tells of
some big ones raised in that vicinity,
while the local gardens are producing in
abundance and of splendid quality.
1t is not SO many years ago that the
gardener that succeeded in gettinga few
ripe ones thought himself lucky.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

Mrs. DR.. Lemery of Inkster was a
visitor at the home of her parents Mr..
and Mrs. Chas. Full this week.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

The Pembina high school football
team go to Grafton tomorrow to play
the first game of the season. Good luck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1908-09-25

VIM. Currie of Tyner was in the city
on Wednesday and gave us of the "6rst-
fruits He is one of the oldest subscrib-
ers to the paper.
The state herald., 1908-12-04
ANNOUNCEMENT

To the Public. I am stranger in
your town, only having been ere few
lays, but this does not lessen the fact
that am wonderfully intere ted in this
community and propose to m Ike it my
ZONE. | hope you will all II, at me fine
and | cordially invite you to c. Il and see
ne. am the fourth in the iamily and
I'M boy. My dad is well p, ased with
ne, but would rather l had teen twins.
However, perhaps sometime in the flu.
.ure he can persuade Mr.. Stoik to bring
around another little body OF the male
persuasion. made my arrival, with
out any clothes on, at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. j. ". Painter last Saturday
morning, and | shall call ]. H. dad
whether he likes it or not. My name
is John Henry Painter.