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The Topeka state journal., 1908-12-01
GROCERS IN COURT.
Fourteen Lawrence Firms Testing
"Weights and Measures Law.

Lawrence, Dec. before Justice
Clark, the suits brought against the
fourteen Lawrence grocers were tried
Monday. The attorneys for the de-
fense filed a motion demurring from
the suit and the entire morning was
spent hearing the arguments on this.
w. w. BrowneH, Ed Riling and Ru-
fus Melvin were attorneys for the
grocerymen. After hearing the mo-
ton argued, Judge Clark took it un-
der advisement and will give a de-
cision today.
The chances are that whichever
side wins in the suit before Justice
Clark, the case will be taken to the
supreme court. Mr.. Kleinhans is
anxious to have the constitutionality
of the law thoroughly tested before
the courts while the grocerymen be-
lieve that they were treated unfairly
in the manner the suits were brought
against them and will fight the case
to the finish.
The grocers in their fight raised the
point of the constitutionality of the
law as it was applied to their cases.
The law imposes the penalty where
short weights are given the people
with the intention of fraud The
grocers claim that they are dealing
fairly with the people and want to
treat them fairly They also argue
that the people had always bought by
the peck and bushel measures and
that they knew what they We're get
ting when they did buy that way,
hence there could be no fraud.
County Attorney Tom Harley and
Food Inspector John Kleinhans con-
Quoted the prosecution. Mr. Klein
hans said after Judge Clark had taken
the case under advisement that he ex-
pected to see the case go to the su-
preme court for final decision. He
said he was anxious to have the law
tested to see how it would stand He
a Iaxxr iS
ever, as the present measure is not
strong enough.
The Topeka state journal., 1908-12-01
IN MEMORY OF DICK LINDSAY.
President Roosevelt and Judge Taft
Send TeIegramS

Washington, Dec. l. Resolutions of
regret on the death of Richard NJ. Lind
say, Washington cores pondent for the
Kansas City Star and we'll known in
Kansas, Missouri and Oklahoma. where
he has done newspaper work, We're
passed last night by the Washington
correspondents and by the board of
governors of the National Press club,
of Washington, of which he was mem
ber. meeting of the Gridiron club
was held today for the purpose of pass
ing resolutions and appointing palibear-
ers and committee to attend the fun
eral AS pallbearers the following We're
selected on behalf of the club: D. H.
McAdam, Otto Carmichael, Angus Nc
Sween, and Maurice Splain. The fun
eral, which will be private, will be held
from the. late home of the deceased at
o'clock Wednesday afternoon. The
service will be conducted by Rev. F.
D. Powers. Interment will be in Rock
Creek cemetery, this city.
Kansas City, Dec. 1.-W. R. Nelson
publisher of the Kansas City Star, last
night received the following telegram
from President-elect Taft on the death
of R. H. Lindsay. the Star Washington
correspondent at Washington:
Il share with you the distress you
feel at Dicks death. / feel a deep per
sonal loss at the going of such a friend.
To know Dick made you think more of
human kind. (SigneO
The following telegram was received
from President Roosevelt:
Am shocked and concerned at the
death of Mr.. Lindsay. I had grown to
respect him for his high ability in his
profession. I very sincerely regret the
loss. (Signed)
THEODORE ROOSEVELT"
The Topeka state journal., 1908-12-01

Miss Mary Moore asked a few guests
Informally this afternoon to meet Miss
Helen Balsley of Oskaloosa. who is
spending the week with her.
The Topeka state journal., 1908-12-01
Sunday Rest Federation Convenes.

Sunday Rest Federation Convenes.
Pfttsburg. Pa, Dec. 1.-For the pur-
pose of organizing a Lords Day all
lance of the United States, the Inter
national Federation of Sundav Rest as
sociations of America convened here
today in national convention. The ses-
sions will continue until Thursday
evening and many prominent ministers
from this country and Canada will
make addresses Routine matters oc-
cupied the meeting today. The Ma
tionaI Reform association which con-
The Topeka state journal., 1908-12-01
A Convenient main

For Topeka people who desire a full
business day in Kansas City is the
Union Pacific No. 102 which leaves To-
peka every day at $3.50 a. M, arriv-
ing in Kansas City at S:35 a. m. You
can get breakfast in the diner on this
train and dinner on No. 101 which
leaves Kansas City at 6 p. m,
reaching Topeka at 1885 D. m.
The Topeka state journal., 1908-12-01
Burglars Blew Open the vault.

Port Byron, Ill, Dec. burglars
blew open the vault of the State bank
early today and escaped on a hand car
A few residents were aroused by
muff1ed explosion, but paid no attenS
ton to it, and the burglary was not
discovered until the bank was opened
for the days business.
The Topeka state journal., 1908-12-01
Portland Oregon

Every night at 1885 a Pullman tour
ist sleeping car leaves Topeka via the
Union Pacifis r. r. which goes
through to Portland, Oregon, without
change. There is no better way to
reach all of the great Pacific north
The Topeka state journal., 1908-12-01
go q FOR
Rheumatism
L.uGImfba8o GIf
Omi15eeaOil. n

Omega Oil contains m ethyl
salicylate, which is one of the best
known remedies for Rheumatism and
Lumbago. Rub the Oilin the place
that hurts, and the pain will STOP
There is no case so bad that Omega
Oil won't at least give relief. Trial
bottle 10c. Large sizes. 25c. and SOC.
The Topeka state journal., 1908-12-01

George Lytle. Mr., and Mrs. F. H.
Adams, Mr.. and Mrs. F. L. Benjamin.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Radcliffe, Miss Vera
Benjamin, Mr.. Ed Van Meter, Miss
German, Mr.. w. E. Kulp, Mrs. Bailey,
Mr. Clarence Bailey.
X y
Miss Mary Clark, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. George A. Clark, celebrated
her birthday yesterday by a dinner at
the Crawford. In the center of the
table there was birthday cake with
red candles anda red candle burned
at each plate. The guests were: Miss
Antoinette Clark, Miss Hester Barber,
Miss Dorothy Barber, Miss Ariel Mich
OILS and Miss Dorothy Nichols
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected to August 1st. 1908.
THk FAST MAIL ROUTE
Tr.fna Ieaya Cairo.

Trains Leave Cairo:
1882 q. M. Daily Chicago vestibule
Limited. arriving Chicago 1I:so .. "a.
2:23 a. m. Daily St Louis Night
limited, arriving st. Louis 7:0s o. m.
s,oeping car open at $3.50 p. m.
500 a. m. Chicago Daylight Express
except Sunday.
500 a. m. St. Louis Morning sx-
press, except Sunday.
11;15 a. m. St Louis Fast Mall
11:15 a. m. Chicago Midday Special
a:s5 o. m. Daily st. Louis Limited.
pas o. m. Afternoon Express for
odin, Effingham, Nation, Champaign
$40 o. m. Thebes Accommodation
7:1s o. m Chicago and Eastsrn N
press.
s:4s q m. Memphis and Nashville.
,:1s q. m. Memphis sad Nsv OF
leans Limited.
400 a. m. Paducsh and Louisville,
t:4t .. m. Daily Memphis and new
t:z1 .. m. Daily Nashville. CAatts-
nooga and Atlanta
$3.50 .. m. Fulton Accommodations
1850 o. m. Paducsh and Louisvills.
500 o. m. Memphis and fsv Or
leans Special
For through tickets. sleeping ear
accommodation and further informs
t,on apply at Illinois Central Passes
ear Station. Cairo, Ill
J. n. JONES. Tlekss Agent
q. A. HATCH, Q. y. A. 49, ---.-.
a. "A. HANsoN. Psss. TrsfsIs msr
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09

Herbert Parsons, president OF the
New York county Republican com
mittee. was talking In Albany against
self-confidence In politics.
ITO win, lie said, IA man should
never be- sure of winning Gonfidence
and boasting TO my mind, always
imply defeat III tell you story,
"A man came Shooting from a
brightly lighted window one night.
end landed with ii crash on the side
walk ''% 't nt"
"'Its all right, he said TO the
crowd that had gathered, AZ he
stiffiy rose That's my club the
Eighth precinct. I'm Smith man.
and there's 10 Jones tien IN there.
I III going back to them. You stay
here and count them as they coIna
out OF that woHdow "a
Gle limped back into the club.
There was great 'uproar. Then a
figure crashed through the window
and struck the Sidewalk with Il grunt
That's one, said the crowd, s
NO, said the figure. rising
Don't start counting yet It's me
again."
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
MASTERS SALE.

State OF Illinois. Alexander County.
SIS Alexander County Circuit Court.
Nm the matter of Peter ADHESION vs..
William Akers and Alexander County
Savings Bank, bill 10 foreelose mort.
gage, and Alexander County Savings
Bank VS.. Peter Adkisson, William
Akers. Charles Rose, and Grace Rose
,cross,bill to foreclose mortgage in
above entitled cause.
Public notice Is hereby given that
| in pursuance of a decretal order En-.
TERED In the above entitled cause in
said court, on the 18th dav OF July. A.
D. 1908 l. Walter Warder, Master In
Chancery for the said court, on Sat,
urday the 29th day of August, A. ID,
1908 at llfo'clock in the forenoon OF
said day shall sell for cash at public
auction at the southwesterly door or
the court house in the city OF Cairo, In
said county, the following described
real estate: the South East Quarter OF
the South East Quarter of Section
Twenty f20l. and the North East
CT arter OF the North East Quarter OF
Sec ton Twenty-Five (29l Township
Fourteen 04), South, Range one (l),
West of the Third Principal Meridian,
In the Comfy Of Alexander and state
OF Illinois. together with all and singu.
lar the tenements and hereditaments
theIeunto belonging.
Dated at Cairo, Illinois, this 9Th day
OF August A. d. 1908.
WALTER WARDER,
Master In Chancery for tile Circuit
Court of Alexander County,
Lansden a. Lansden, Solicitors for
Complainant
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Stocks cas. !. Bonds on! Is ~.Cereals
WHEAT WAS WEAK
Eased on After Firm openine-Corn
and Oats Ruled Frm--Ciossd
at Advances.

Chicago. Aug. WHEAT. The
market opened firm, chiefly as re,
suit of the bullish showing of the gov
|ernment crop report made public yes,
lterday. The sentiment in the pit,
Ihowever. soon became decidedly bear.
fish and the market was subjected to
heavy selling pressure. This selling
was due principally to the sharp de.
cline of Minneapolis incident to the
Giro llation of a rumor to the effect
that prominent milling concern at
that city was in financial trouble. The
market was nervous the remainder OF
1.-THE day, rallying several times on
covering by shorts, but each time de
icliring again because of renewed
Iprofit taking. The report of private
cror expert who claimed the spring
wheat in Minnesota and the Dakotas
has deteriorated to 10 per cent since
August /. when the government re,
|port was compiled, was the chief bull
ish factor September closed down
IL No. red 96M97A: No. , red
|94h 196% No. hard 95is ass; No.
ID hard 94H097; September opened
.952s G69l; highest 95B; lowest 94M,
closing 94R@943s December 96% a
9GH
CORN-Strong almost the entire
session the lack of rain in the east
ern section of the corn belt CON
tlibuting largely to the bullish sent-
ment. There was some reaction owing
to the slump in wheat but prices soon
rallied The chose was strong Sep,
TENDER up u; No = yellow 81; No.
Is 7SHM7SA No. white 80 No. 3
yellow S01&MS1; September opened
76 highest 7G3sls lowest 1913 clos-
ing 76M December 66lk.
OATS--Adyaueed sharply in the
early trading owing to the bullish
showing of the government report but
weakened on heavy selling by leading
elevator interests The shorts were
eager buyers on the decline and am.
other rally ensued. Liberal offerings
however from elevator interests pre-
viously referred to had tendency
to check the advancing prices. The
close was frm September shade
higher; No white new 51R No.
white 52M53; No ) white new 45l9 n
50R September opened 1874 149;
highest 40, lowest IN closing 4SB
lDecember 4S5.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09

Could He Relied Upon to Give the
Family Pedigree. $50 -

Attorney Thomas NJ Kirby Of
Cleveland tells OF an experience he
had In trying 4 case in = country
seat 4 few months ago.
One OF the chief witnesses for the
side that Kirby represented was
small boy and the attorney for the
other side sought to discredit tho
boys testimony.
DO you go to school," he asked
the boy on cross examination.
Nope"
And where do you work."
81 don't work"
Don't work and don't go to Sch
DOL; you just simply loaf around,
sh?" continued the lawyer
Yep; that's about all"f go"
THE fact Is. you're pretty trih-
ing sort OF boy, aren't you?"
Il don't know about that, replied
the boy In a surly fashion.
p "And how about your father? He's
pretty lazy and nifiing himself, isn't
her" ~'NN @ NJ @s
VA II don't Know about that either.
You can ask pa. There he Is on the
Jury"
Head Head.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Punice Stones.

Pumice is a mineral, agreeing In
chemical composition with obsidian,
of which it may be regarded as a pc
ouliar form. rapidly cooled from q
melted and boiling state, and il gen.
orally contains spElie prophyry.
The stone is very hard aud At the
sanre tine very brittle, hut it's must
singular property Is that Of roatlng
IN water. In the arts it Is used for
Is,lishlng wood. ivory, metals, glass.
states marble aud photographic stones.
and in the preparation of vellum,
na,t,hu,sni aud some kinds VI leather.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Cat ADOPTED Woodchueks.

On the same day that litter OF kit
tens was drowned at the home Of
Frank Plots. near Inez. Pa, Mr.
Plotts sons killed woodchuck In the
goods near the house and brought
home from the animals nest four
young "chucks" These were offered
to the mother cat, and to the surprise
of the family she carried them to her
bed and has since -mothered them.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
A Telephone Rebunk.

Some one ought to publish a book
on telephone etiquette, +" said the So
ciety nlatron at a recent dinner, for
most people seem to be totally de-
void OF manners over the phone.
/ have found a way, showever, to
punish those who Shink 1t Is your
fault when central gives them the
wrong number Wheaever they get
angry 'and become discourtecus, I
simply inform them that they have
got The Mofguep The little catch
of their breath rs they beg central
tie give them The right number Is as
good as music TO me-
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Ii Varied.

Edwin Markham said Of child lab
or, alta dinner In New YORK:
~And where We have q fair child
labor law, It is too, often made null
through the Hes that the ehiidren's
parents make them tell.
"a Norristown minister asked a
poor, thin. paiid bobbin boy how
old he was. ,t .f'i'" ttt. ~
1T depends. the boy answered.
cautiously
Depends said the minister.
Depends, on WHAT
IN I'm on the train I'm under
twelve, but II I'm lOokin' for q job
I'm over fourteen
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
UNDER RESTRAINT
Was Speculation in Yesterdays Stock
Neutrality-suspicious. For Ad-
vance Resumed.

New York, Aug. S.-Operntions for
an advance in prices of stocks were
resumed today in sober spirit. The
disappointing government crop report
seemed to have been digested over
night and the promise of a large ag-
lgregate yield was held to compen.
safe for the deficiency of parts of
the wheat crop Speculation was un-
der restraint and did not take on the
excited character of the early hours
of yesterday.
American Smelling and National
Lead started to advance with some
violence and this again had a disturb
ing effect on the general market.
When these stocks became quieter
the general list began to rise again.
The improvement in the general trade
conditions was reported by the week
ly reviews of mercantile agencies, but
In far more moderate degree than
the rapid advance in securities prices.
The returns of the country's bank
cleGrings point to the same condition,
the comparison with previous years
growing less unfayorable from month
to month and from week to week, but
with a wide discrepancy still remain
ing from the normal of previous
periods of trade activity. There was
free realizing from time to time aud
the allegations that a large milling
corporation was In the hands of re,
ceiyer had some unsettling effect on
the late tone. The closing, however
was about steady.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
FOR SALE.

FOR -SALE-Cheap. $4,000 brick,
call write Rudy r. Black, Mounds
H.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
NEW YORK GRAIN.

New York. Aug. S.-WHEAT.-Re-
ceipts 1872 900: exports $4,000; spot
weak: No 2 red 191 options
closed %d1a net lower September
1Q$Ss f7
CORN-Receipts 10000; exports
10000: spot firm; No. 2 SO nominal
elevator ana nominal fob. ahoat. 0p-
items closed ssGl1s net higher. Sep.
TENDER S4A.
Receipts $4,000; exports 3,
l00:' spot steady; mixed 5Sd60; white
6lm6i: clipped white G26T0.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09

sh~r ~ .- -
10 Chorus Cried, Give Us NewbrO's
Herpicide.

gHs
This word OF late has been in every
ones mouth. and many are wondering
what tbs word signifies, though. no, one
has yet been found who will deny that
NEWBROS HERPICIDE does the WORK
Well, for the information OF thousands Of
people who like to know all about a good
thing We would say that HERPICTDE
means, a destroyer or killer OF Herpes.
Now Herpes" h the family nrme OF &
disease caused by various vegetable par
astes. A similar microbe causes dan
druff itching scalp. and falling hair: thi.
Is the mlcrobe that NEWRRO'S HERPl
CIT z prom pity destroys; after which the
hair grows. Sold by leading druggists.
Send Ice. In stamps fo" sample 10 The
Herpicide Co. Detroit Mich
Two sRes--50 cents ana yl.ee.
Paul G. Schulz q Sons, Special Agents
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
ST. LOUIS CATTLE.

st. Louis, Aug S.-CATTLE.-Re.
ceipts 5000: beef steers 4e0n I5);
SUCKERS and feeders 275d $50; cows
and heifers 550d650; Texas steers
|27e 1525. s'A 'tf
HOGS Receipts 1900; - lower;
ranged 600N 500.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
GOVERNMENT BONDS.
PROVISIONS.

BUTTER and Eggs-Steady and un.
changed.
CiIEESE-Quiet and unchanged.
COFFEE-Options closed steady.
net unchanged to ) points higher.
Sales 24,250 bags. December 545d
$50 spot quiet; No. Rio 6ls; mild
quiet Cordova ga 612k.
SUGAR-Raw unsettled; fair refin-
ing 3S21a n 337h; refined quiet; con
fectioner's "a" 500; mould "a" 555;
cut Loaf GOO: crushed 500: powdered
ago: granulated $40: cubes 545.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Adv A,,fonomer Discovers Comets.

Whh onlr homemade telescope J.
T. Melltah OF Cottage Grove. Wis. a
farmers boy scarcely out OF his teens.
and having only country school ed
ncation. has discovered two comets
and attracted the notice of the astron
oIpical world Prominent assisntists
have become Interested ia him. and
opuortnnity has been made wherehy
he ran pursue more effectively ths
study OF his fayorite. science.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Morsc and More OF IL.

But" said the man who con-
sidered himself smart, when you're
wife starts talking on an embstras-
ing subject why don't you change
the snbiectr' -t
You don't know my wife, re
piled Peckham. Shed simply er-
haust the new subject aud then Jake
up the old one where she left OF. -
Philadelphia Press
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09

The artist held masters brush.
His Country Robd on Sunday"
Just seemed to quite impart the hush
That such. roads lack on Monday.
Twas realism, one could tell,
With shadows lightly fingered:
Why, actually man could smell
The gasoline that fingered,
Buffalo Times
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
OFFICERS
DIRECTORS

isssrsss PALE On Time pspssIss "
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago. Aug. 8.-CATTLE.--Re
ceipts 300; steady; unchanged.
Receipts 1900; 5nlJ
lower. lights 605m6S0; heavy rough
Gl0m $50; pigs 5S5G 600.
p SHEEP Receipts $4,000. steady;
natives 240d 435: westerns 250n 440
yeariings 425d5)o; lambs 5000 655; ;
westerns 400nG40. st...
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
NEW YORK MONEY,

New York, Aug S.-Money on call
nominal Time loans easier on long
date firmer on short; sixty days pa
per cent; ninety days "a six months
3$ "a per cent. Mercantile paper
3R M per cent. Exchange steady,
demand 4S6,5Od 1865; sixty days
4Sj m4S510, Bar silver 52ls.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
OFFICERS

Accounts of corporations and fndivid.
uals especially solicited. Exchange
furnished to any part OF the world.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Alexander
County National
Bank
Commercial Avenue and Eighth street.
CAIRO, ILLINOIS. y

Capital commune. ........ 100000
surP'us '''.''s... .........s lu9EUS
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Who Pays for This?

A man who had served Is months
Of a hveyesr tenn has Just been re
leased from the Western penitentiary
becau II was shown that his con
yiction was the result Of mistaken
identity .-Philadelphia North Ameri-
can
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09

The dominic had said grace, when
the. four-year-old daughter OF the host
ess looked up and said That's not
the Kind OF grace my papa says
Nor" asked the minister, what kind
does he. say" why. last night he
just said: Good Lord. what sup
uer
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Unahtnherded.

Ny sheep wandered through all the
mountains. end upon every high hill
yea. my aocK was Scattered upon all
the face q the earth. and noRe did
search or seek AFTER them.-Ezekiel
81: 8.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Circumvented.

Nurse, give me some Strawberries.
and give them TO me quick. before my
mamma comes" said three-year-old
In one OF the hotel dining rooms. You
know, I've got one of those mothers
who's always mixing in"
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
sorrow IL Fleeing.

The compensation that life offers
for srow.hss old Is fibdins out that
sorrow is as feet,ng as Joy, and that
there are Just as many picnics 10
COME as we have missed
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
RECEIPTS AND SHIPMENTS.
Chicago E Aug S.--The following
car loads represent the days move
MINNEAPOLIS WHEAT.

Minneapolis. Aug. S-WHEAT,--
September 1929 q 1039s; December
1904 dIO1ss cash No l northern
f3Sdl2f: 1924 to arrive; No. 2
12lm122: 1881 to arrive.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
u m.n Lived liz. Men.

II men lived Ike men indeed, their
homes would be temples-temples
which we SHOULD hardly dare to injnre.
and in which it would make US holy to
be permitted to live
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
BENEFIT Of lsuohteF,

Laughter stlrs ap the blood. e1-
pands the chess. electriies the nerves,
clears away the eobwebs from the
brain and gives the whole system a
shock to which the voItslc-plle is as
tE,thing William Matthews
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09

A serious prob EN- FOR the people
OF Canada to solve is the fuel supply
OF the future No coal OF any Kind
has ever been dlssovered inr0nt arip,
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
s,unamn,cdan Photography.

Until a few years ago Mohamme-
dams were greatly opposed to photo
graphy but now they have taken Il
mp ser ous'y. and some photograph
ers OF real merit are found among
them tft ~ y.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Roms's seven Hills.

The names Of the seven hills Of
Rome are: The Pslatine. the Capito
line. the Ayentlne. the Carlian. the
Esouiline. the Quirinal and the Vim
inaI-New York American.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
4 Friendly Tin.

Can ! get OF tomorrow ?"
You've been of a good deal
latsly'' 9 ms
Il want TO get my eyes examined .
We'll, get good Job done.
YOu'lI be looking for work after the
nTst. % Louisville Courier Journal.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
On. R.ason.

One reason why so many men do all
their love.making before they are
married is that the ladies are satisfied
then to have more or less privacy
shout IL.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09

During the reign Of William and
Mary, bachelors and wtdowers over
rs years were taxed one shilling
yearly b..
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
No ElIes ON THIS Cow.

Missour's lat est Is q COW with two
tails. WI Oh brushes the flies from
both OF her Sides at once. Man who
milks her must have happy times.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09

When misery Is at hand there
isn't much pleasure In recalling for
ner joys.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
Man and the Horse.

Man. the highest type OF animal
dates back but a million years or to
time known as the Miocene age. The
same period saw the horse in state
of development.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09

Within 30 miles of New York City
Hall there is population of l.QUe,-
900 Jews, more than IN all America
besides. '7 = sa~s "H A. Pee.
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09
A Thin Film.

The Aim Of soap bubble Is so
thin that Atty millions Of them would
be required TO make one nch q -
The Cairo bulletin., 1908-08-09

There are three fkiads Of lies
white lies, black lies and society
Abs. f.t So .se'