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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-05-07
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THE WORLD DISSATISFIED.

No matter how we strive or how we
study
To make the world a place devoid Of
woes.
There's no such thing as pleasing every
body
Or giving to the fretful sweet repose.
II war could be abolished and IL labor
Might cease TO be imposed upon the
race.
You might at once expect to hear your
n~eighbor
Complain that earth was such a dull
Old place
II some great wizard. filed with kind
emotions
And seeking to make life IA long. sweet
dream.
Produced a wand and waved 1t Ger the
oceans.
Thus turning the salt water into
cream.
The dairymen would rise in consterna-
ton
And ask that walls along the shores be
made
And on the wizard heap loud condemna-
For basely seeking to destroy their
trade.
II some wise person with the best inten-
Could. after he had studied well, some
day
Produce "A great and glorious invention
For making wool from sawdust or from
hay,
The farmers in each wool producing sec
ton.
With mingled fear and hatred in their
breasts,
Would rise, demanding adequate protec-
ton
For what they deemed their sacred in
forests.
II it befell that some one should dis
cover
A means Of making every girl as fair
AS She appears to her devoted lover.
If beauty could be given everywhere,
Still there would be sad looks and idle
frctting.
And doubtless in a precious little while
Somebody might be found who'd be re-
GREETING
That plain. old fashioned girls were out
Of style.
No matter how we toll or how we study
Tt make the world a brighter. better
place.
There's no such thing as pleasing every
body
Or banishing the frowns from every
face.
There are so many women who must
treasure
The foolish little cares that blight and
scar.
The world is full Of men whose dearest
pleasure
Is finding fault with all things as they
are.
S. f. Kiser In Judge.
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The Green" Cook.

Norah, the green" cook, poked her
head in at the dining Don door.
please, ma'am," she asked, IAN
din is cooked?'
"Stick a knife into it." said the mis-
tress, recalling the cookbook instruc-
tons. IF the knife comes out clean,
the pudding is ready to serve"
"Yis, ma'am."
And, oh. Norah"-the mistress had
an afterthought-''if the knife does
come out clean you might stick all the
rest Of the knives into the pudding"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-05-07
STATE OF
SOUTH DAKOTA
DEPARTMENT OF STATE.
OF STATE.


To The People of he state Of south Dakota:
session Lava OF 1901 nominating petitions for the oninaton OF candidates
for United states senator Members of Congress and state Officers. and the
Election OF National ommiueeme to be voted i IL "A Primary Election
To be held on the 9Th day of uue A d. 1905 whe duly filed IN tts ofce
by the respective candidates Of the several political parties herein Ltncd ,o-wt
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-05-07
A Beautiher.

Nell-IIavc you seen Miss Passay
lately?
Believes; saw her yesterday, and
she actually appeared to be at least ten
years younger than the last time |
saw her.
Nell-Nonsense,
Belle-Fact. She was in her motor
at the time and wore a mask.-Catho-
lie Standard and Times.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-05-07
The Flippant Youth.

You know it all now. my son." said
the old man, but when you have
reached my age you will find you
know comparatively nothing"
II guess that's right, dad" replied
the flippant youth. I've often heard
that one forgcts much in his declining
years.'-Chicago News.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-05-07

accounts or hOtCI menus In your own hand-
writing.
1t looks bad, reflects on your standing.
makes people think you can't afford T.
st"nographcr, and is sometimes ambiguous
You can write your letters-make out
an abstract-hll In an insurance policy
enter your card mcmOs-make out your ac-
counts. or a hotel mcnu-or do any kind OF
writing you need, ON any Kind, size or
thickness of paper, and space any way you
want on
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-05-07
His Professional Habit.

II wonder why that man walking
ahead of US continues TO look down at
the pavement as he 0 along
Don't you know him? That's Bllth-
erton, the professional ae%ronaut."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-05-07
Confidence.

What makes you so confident Of
success next season? Have you a
great play:'
NO" answered the emotional &C
tresS, "but | have read some of the
things my press agent is going to print
about my automobile, my gowns and
my domestic difficulties ."-Washingto
Star.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-05-07
Ins and Outs.

whats that noise?" asked the WIS.,
itor in the apartment house.
Probably some one in the dentists
apartments on the floor below getting
Il tooth out"
But this seemed TO come from the
floor above"
".Ah. then it's probably the Popleys'
baby getting Il tooth in."-Minneapolis
Journal.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1908-05-07
You Can Easily Operate
This Typewriter Yourself

Don't worry your
correspondent.
Don't write him
anything by hand
that takes him time
to make out-that
may leave him in
doubt-that he cam [
easily read.
And don't fiji out
legal papers or card
mcmOS-Or make out
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22
4 Remarkable Church.

At StIyivhaIl. near Coventry Eug
land. there II unique place "I wur
ship Ia $50 John Green. q sluncui
sOu 81 q strongly Religions turn 81
miAd. tail the Irst stone uf ia" I'm -
aui s"y"u years later hr completed ia.
building In at lhat time T." hid ~
sIslaurc from ~ one. doing all III.
work with hl, own hands until ih.
church wns ready for iu interior ~.
tings. Wooden aud even brick build
ings erected by on" or two men are
not uncommon. but this II the only
structure In England and probably Ia
the world Of which every stOn. was
laid by one man The building accom-.
modatrs quite larg. congregation.
and the church derives u c0nsld.rubi.
rcN.nu" IRON the contributions Of
sightss"rs who are drawn io the place
through curiosity.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22
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PROGRESS on PANAMA CANAL

That the Panama canal can b.
completed within i've years aud u
much less cost to the goycrum"n
than has been generally supposed /
the Information which Colonel GuJ
thals. engineer in charge Of the wOri
is expected to BRING Sccr,tarv ot Wa
Wright from the Isthmus next montl
Colonel Goethals contcmplatcs I
trip TO this country in September 10
the purpose OF conferrlng with Secre
rary Wright on canal zone matters
one OF the subjects for discussion
will be the estimates for next year Il
Je submitted To Congress at the com
Ing session.
Will. here Colonel Goothals will
make a trip to Oyster Bcy to discuss
the situation with the President IL,
viii return To Panama before the var.
iUus Congressional committees arriy.
there early In November to inspcc,
the work Colonel Goe,haIs expect,
TO make another trip 10 Washington
during the Winter while Congrcss T.
In session.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22

The United States weather bureau
has denied that the coming OF the cqui
nOS brings with II q storm. III. be
l!ef u says, that th. old fashioned peo
pie put In this theory Is all misplaced
ANY big storm that happens To occur
within week or two %! the time that
ia. sun h crossing the line. say the
weather men. Is digniiird by the name
OF "equinoctia! storm" when, as "a
matter of fact, there Is GENERALLY some
atmospheric disturbance every week or
two. and those that occur about the
time " the equinox are just taking
their turn and are not the result or the
crossing VI the sun
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22
NIL INVADING OREGON.

That James J. Hill is the Con,roll-
Ing spirit behind the Orecon Trunk
railway. which is to penetrate '.ntral
eastern OREGON 10y way of The p"s-
chutcs valley. is the nrm conviction
of number Of Portland's leading
bankers and capitalists. says tn" Or
cson Journal One OF the most prom
In,nt men In the commercial life of
Ii, city. who is at the head of one ot
the largest exporting concerns on the
coast, aud who has been closely con.
nccted with the nm interests since
that system just invaded Portland
territory. commented on the situa.
ton as follows:
There is no doub, in my mind
that the Oregon Trunk, or Deschutes
Valley railroad was projected by the
lin system. and will become an Or
eson feeder of the north bank line.
have known for some time that Mr..
Inn was seriously considering invad.
inr Harriman's eastern Oregon pre-
serves. and believe that the organi-
zstion OF the Oregon Trunk railway
t. the first move by Hill in the Titan
ie struggle that Is sure to cnsue for
division of the eastern oregon
freight traffic. The enormous acreage
OF arid land soon to be brought under
irrigation in eastern Oregon and In
Washington. and the resulting IN
crease In the volume Of freight 10 b"
handled in that district Is certain to
stimulate activity In railroad build
ing throughout the inland empire.
1T will be recalled that Just three
years ago James J. Hill was in Port
land and made the first public an
nCuncement OF his intention TO build
a road down the north bank OF the
Columbia. Al tha, time Mr. IiilI said
that upon the completion of the north
bank road he might turn his atten-
tion to the development of eastern
Oregon by means OF building feeders
for his new Spokane-P Portland line.
The fact that y. W. Bethel. locat- !
ing engineer for the Hill system, has
recently been at the Dallss.,he north
ern terminus Of the Oregon Trunk
road. and that large surveying par |
~ Is working through the Deschutes
valley points strongly to the conclu- !
sion that the Hill people are making
preparations to begin the actual con-
struction OF a railway through cen
tral Oregon"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22
FOUND ITS SOUL.
Tho Story OF a Violin rhs, Wss
Wrecked IN q Fire.

After the Lucky baldwin thrRtcr nud
hotel lire In san Francisco years ~"
thcrc wcrr nine feet Of water IN the
| basement. where the Instruments ur
| the orchestra we're stored when u llt
tie or it had bvyu pumped out, August
lIlurichs. leader ur the orchestra, hired
man 10 SWAN In aud gct out his "a
nous Amatl violin
II was wrecked water soaked, warn.
cd. twisted and broken NJ Into SIXTY
eight pieces The hot water had snak
ell out all the old glue, and every piece
h1d fallen away rrum It's nrIshbnr, hc.
Sides 4 guud iuuuy patches nr wuod put
In when repairs had hcrn duur 10 all
appearance ~" thing was smashed hr
You'd usyull
Nevertheless Herman Muller. lncul
violin rpa,r'r. who knew and l",rd
the old utdlr ,ouh 1t In hand Twice
he carefully Joined the time darkrucd
PIECES W wood. twice he drclLrd that
the Amau would not do
So once more he soaked IL" siNt,.
eight hits ~ wood apart Then he
carefully m"drlrd out ~ clay ~ arh
such ~ hr urlucmhcrri that of the uld
Nmau To- have had and fnr nine weeks
kent the bit, uf wood huuud tu II until
they had gained the proper snap"
once mote h- put the bits or wood
together Then for i've weeks morr hr
patiently Vanished aud polished the
more Ihau gur year old fddl. until {,
shuur Then lIlnrichs "uc, more drew
his bow u,rusS the vibrating strings
aud a." violin spoke. II sluk. wrpt.
buhblcd With lie and Joy
The Amatl had found IT, soul San
frlnclscu Examiner
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22
JOHN AND HIS IDOLS.
The Ch,namsn Is Utterly Devoid o'
Reverence In HIS RsI,lion

How the Chuaman regard, his Idol
l. told by the Rev. John Mac,.owau
The Ih.nr>- u a person utterly lie
void pI reverence. sentiment ~ drvu
I,Uu ~ his religion. With hlm II j. u
matter either Or fear or ~ business.
but mainly the latter house u
plagued with sickness. which u put
natural causes. but To- 10" presence ~
evil spirits This knds a. % visit tp the
nearest temple 10 Urt thr iduI tu drive
them away \ u"N huSiu,'ss 9, going
" IL, ,umm-uD"d. hut i"furc doing 81
70 i. dr"'li'7l essential to gct the sup
port uf m" idols lg uuc Idol says II
WIN not succeed another II appealed Ia
fur IT, uplu.ou. mud II II is favorabl. II
ig 10 once accepted ns the currcc, one
Should ~" '"uiur" turn out a fail.
urr uu r-Uruu,h 81 any kiud II uttered
fglius' tide -Hi whose prediction has
h"ru t.iGrI The man takes tn.
hl1m" upon himself Ills character has
not h""u pure. h. says. ar be- was born
under nn 'yil star, or h" was naturally
ulurhN aud ~ WAS bound 10 fail IN
anything that ~" undertook
"M"u never dream of thIuklug about
their idols ~ We do about God. No
Affection Is shown fer them. II Is most
amusing d" watch the face ~ th. Chi.
mes" IS ben you a-k them n IN" idols
lpt" them. II" eyes gi-am. the face
hr"ad"us Int" - wii" grin. and soon
hearty laughter * heard At this most
far"'ious sud side splitting I"kr"-
Chi,ag" News
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22
= :. =
RAISING NETtIi.
In session

Fifteen carloads Of yctCh have beer
contracted for by Los Angeles seed
firm from the Linn County Graug'
Association. Four carloads wer.
shipped this week and the remain
Ing cars will follow as fast as II car
be loaded. The price paid by ia,
Southern firm for the product wa
three cents per pound The raising
OF yetch In Linn county is bccomlnr
a profitable industry and 1t Is said
the crop In Linn county this year viii
bring the farmers approximately $780,.
900.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22
90
FoREs~ERS FIGHTING F,l;E.

Reports from Lakevicy state that
two wagons. drawn b. ;Oir.l Drs"
teams. and loaded with men under
the supervision OF Supervisor Guy
NJ. Ingram. of the Fremont National
forest. left there TO assist In subduing
the flames that are eating up the
timber In the Blue Mountain forest,
near Paulina Lake. In Crook county.
When word was received that the for
est fire In that neighborhood had
reached such dangerous proportions
trat serious damage was resulting
and the force In the Blue Mountain
reserve was unable 10 cope with the
flames, Supervisor Ingram immediate
ly secured men and equipment and
began the long run OF 200 miles ov-
erland TO reach the burning district.
With the help Of the crew In com
mand OF Supervisor Ingram II Is
thought the destructive fires In the
Paulins Mountains win be subdued
The FIRE In Fremont forest is now un-
der control. AS only fallen timber
was destroyed the loss will be slight.
$%$
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22
{ +? :

A published report thit Prssidef.
Roosevelt had Offered :. take gh.
stump for lat this Fan has been
denied by Rudolph fors'rl. the rrrs-
idents assistant secreta"y. he said
no such Offer had been mad AID ="
iterated the statement tia. n. Pres
ident would make no campaign.
speeches
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22

Everything fresh al the Monarch.
Call on US for green. corn. cabbage.
cucumbers. new potatoes. beets. car
rots. tomatoes. etc. We have every
thing In the vegetable and fruit line.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22

Mira. Clara Lee. late OF San Fran
cisco. has opened dressmaking and
ladies tailoring parlors on klamath
avenue. next door 10 the Oregon
house. between 5th and 9Th streets
I'm
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22

TOR REST on. nud houHokc"p
iug room. In brick and stone building
on Main street Very r"nn"nahI'
rrnt. T. " STEPHENS. I atm To- hr
reliable.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22

The August lN uf EdiNun r"cufdu
~ In. can an hear them Ut Mnll"rn
t.aiu
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22

FOR RENr housekeeping r'"n.
Enquire at GIllrttr's furnitur" n'hi,
scott
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22

Several desirable rooms for ron'
over tho Stllt- pr, Goods 60 I'm
uuirc 1T the Wturr. N.1u
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22

We can supply you with any kind
OF furniture and house furnishings.
Virgil & Son. at the bridge ON Main.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-08-22
DEFENSE FOR PHILIPPINES.

Five hundred huge submarine
mines to be used In the defense Of
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-01-30

washington. Jan, 2s--one of the
most public spirited gifts ever MADE
to the government has come from Will
liam Kent, OF Chicago, who has just
decided to the United States 2S6 acres
OF primevai redwood forest on tne
Southern slope OF Mount Tamalpais,
about six miles from the city Of san
Francisco. The land was decided 10
the government with the approval or
Forester clifford Pinchot, Chief OF the
United states Forest Service. the
papers have now gone to the secretary
OF the Interior and q proclamation de-
claring the canyon National Monu7
ment will be signed at an early date.
This means that more OF Califor-
MAS redwood giants will be saved for
the scientific study and pleasure OF
the whole country, In fact the whole
world, for, the great sequoias are only
found In the Golden State. This grove
given to the government by Mr.. Kent
Is one OF the only tracts of REDWOOD
forests to be found in It's natural state
in California today. The land Is said
to have cost Mr.. Kent $4,000 some
years ago, but its stand of redwood
timber alone is now valued at more
than $4,000 aon the market.
The canyons of Tamalpais which
drain into San Francisco Bay. were
cut clean years ago and the redwood
obtained from them went into the con-
struction Of the cid San Francisco.
The giants on the. tract to be known
as Muir Woods escaped the ak how
ever chiefly because the outlet Is on
the ocean side instead of the bay side,
and also because the various owners
| of the land have for sentimental
reasons jealousIy guarded the timber
from harm or destruction. Modern
methods of logging would make short
work OF the timber. and would, be-
sides, put a handsome profit in the
hands of the owners.
It is the intention to name the
National Monument Muir Woods. "
after John Muir. the noted naturalist.
The giants of Redwood Canyon will
now be given permanent protection by
virtue of the Act of June s, 1905, which
provides that objects OF scientific in
| terest may be declared National Monu-
ments II such action is deemed neces-
sary for their preservation and protec-
tion. This 295 acre tract will be a
pleasure ground as wen as place for
| scientific study for the people prac-
| tically of the whole of California. Tor
within a radius OF fifty-two miles OF
I the canyon two-thirds of the popula-
ton of the entire state are conferred.
The chief reason for the permanent
| protection of the land by the govern
ment 10 that there is no other redwood
grove in the whole world more access
sible to so many people. The canyon
Is in absolutely primevai condition, not
so much as scratched by the hands of
man. It lies within an hours ride OF
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-01-30
DRIF WOOD

'1darry and kiss In moderation" says Q
woman lecturer. Now Isn't that Just like q
woman iectnrsr--kiss n snoderAs'eni
scisntiat has discovered . way to
transplant arteries from an animal TO hui
they'll discover . way to transplant . fat
pig from the white folk'e pen to his frying
pan. he'll bs more thankful.
wouldn't it have been a big joke on pos
terity u Browning had written the words
to Warmers music.
one poet refers 70 'the cold chaste stars"
but--ef-this isn't the theatrical variety.
Cheer up--sprias houss-cisanins is yet to
come.
AID gardening TINA
Ana hay fever. oushI
wonder II Mare had as much trouble With
her canals as We are haYing with the PAM
Rich food Is said to have given FiEhtins
ne visin.sy X your uScis BOB
must be al the preeeht time fearfuily and
wonderfully punetured with oaths.
A Pennsylvania woman 4elI down stairs
and. split her tongue 90 she can never speak
distinctly again. However, wen bet the
ss s wSs s. sS S Ses so mes
Of am.
because there's sn nan In IL sSs is very
swset--until the snea goes and gets full.
The New York post csties clone hanaiss
subject however. to the approval OF Antho-
ny comstocl. We Drssuzas.
Japan has planted s.OoO.Oos cAnphsr
trees since 1900. which ought to furnish
material 70 cure ali the headaches in the
world; Atlanta ana BiT mini, q sourss
known there.
In the oceans Of the earth ana stiii the
seaside iabsters get fresh in the bathing
season.
The human brain contains soo.eeo.ooo
nerve cells. We always thought some brains
were mostly all nerve.
Mr.. Early OF Chattanooga, was endorsed
by the Davidson County Convention for the
Republican nomination for Governor. OF
course he entertained hopes that the Early
bird might catch the worm. az
Better Times.
There's better times q comm
Gettin' nearer every day.
An every bird a flutterin' ~
VIII sing a song o. Nav.
The violets seem to breathe it
Where they're peepin' from the ground.
An the brooklet seems to laugh II
With its happy gurglin' sound.
Better times a comm
Just across the hills o. song
So make q mouth at trouble.
Cause 1t won't be long!
The Montgomery Advertiser wants to
know II there Is anything more uninterest-
ing than to listen TO one end Of teie-
phone Conversation Listening to a pros
pective candidate tell OF his qualifications
for offiee.-Portland oregonian.