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Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31
A Dangerous Investment.

of matrimony go broke.-Town Top.
lies.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

Record rentals were realized at Var
mouth in April, when the sites OF the
singers rings and minstrels' arena
were offered at auction for five
years term. The singers ring on the
central beach was let for $4,000 per
annum, the previous price having
been 1900; the minstrel arena on the
north beach lot for $1,450 per annum.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31
The Thankful Heart,

A thankful heart is not the only
greatest virtue but the parent Of all
other virtues.-Cicero.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31
Listen Only to Conscience.

Listen Only to Conscience.
Our friends exaggerate our virtues
and our enemies multiply our faults.
Ones own conscience is the only true
speaker
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31
REFLECTIONS.

When a woman likes tobacco smoke
In the house she isn't married yet, but
is trying to Ben. Y. Press.
About the time man says Cant
you trust me, dear?' is just when he
is least to be trusted.-Philadelp
Telegraph.
Philosophy annihilates the troubles
Of the past and the future, but sur
renders to those of the present.-a'lor,
ida Times Union.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

In the city of Manila, Philippine isl.
ands, with a population of 219,941, In.
cluding 4,3Ss Americans, 1S9,7S2 Fill.
pinos and 2,528 Spaniards, there were,
during the quarter covered by the lat
est report, 1,s48 deaths, being an an
nual death rate of 1912 per 1000 OF
population, against a rate Of 5000 for
the quarter preceding.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

Money that has blood on 1t cannot
buy much.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

The religion that is ashamed Of it.
self ought to be.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31
R. E Tyler, Auctioneer.
Commissioners Sale
OF VALUABLE
Real Estate,
IN AUGUSTA COUNTY. VA

Pursuant to decree of the circuit court
OF Augusta county, Va, entered on the Sd
day of January. 1908, in the chancery
causes OF Lena Thompson's Guardian, VS..
lula Thompson, ct ais. and Lula Thomp.
son, VS.. Catherine b, Thompson, ct ais,
the undersigned special commissioners
appointed Tor the purpose. shall proceed
to sell at public auction, to the highest
bidder. in front of the court house in the
city of Staunton, Va on
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

The bond required of the commissioners
OF sale by decree of January 8, 1908, in
the causes of Lens Thompson's Guardian
vs.. Lula Thomp son. ct ais, and Lula
thompson VS.. Catherine B. Thompson, ct
ais, has been executed by j. A. Alexan.
der, one of the said commissioners.
Jan 8, 1908 Teste-
JOS. B. WOODWARD,
III ol Dep. Clerk.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

The self-made man is apt to worship
his work
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

The man who always looks on the
bright side can always find bright
side on which to look.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31
STAFF.

-
0. 0. COOPER, NJ D., General Surgery
R. B. MILLER, NJ D.. Genrl Medicine
G. l.. PENCE, MD. House Surgeon
q. W. ALBERT. Nd, Eye, Ear, y ose,
Throat
Capacity rs Beds
Ambulance Service
Training School for Nurses
Ambitious young women paid good
salaries while training
Nurses supplied for Private Duty
Admits all diseases not contagious
q. & O. R K Emergency Hospital
Eye Ear. Nose & Throat department
Speciality: APPENDICITIS Diseases
of Women, Abdominal Surgery
Hospital Fees: $40 week
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

The real giant is the man who is
master of himself
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

There is something wrong with the
preaching that makes sinner feel
like a saint.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31
DOWNWARD COUR 5E

FAST BEING REALIZED BY STANTON
PEOPLE
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31
RAMS HORN PHILOSOPHY.

other V1rtueS.-C1cerO.
RAMS HORN PHILOSOPHY.
The self-made man is apt to worship
his work.
Money that has blood on it cannot
buy much.
The religion that is ashamed Of it.
self ought to be.
The real giant is the man who is
master of himself
The man who is finding fault never
finds very much else.
To know some people is standing
invitation to be good.
Men may come and men may go, but
character stays forever.
While we are drinking the bitter,
Christ Is preparing the sweet.
Trying to add a cubit to the stature
is a business that is sadly overdone.
The more we trust the Lord to-day
the easier it will be to trust him TO-
morrow.
There is something wrong with the
preaching that makes a sinner feel
like a saint.
The man who always looks on the
bright side can always find bright
side on which to look.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

The more we trust the Lord to-day
the easier it will be to trust him TO-
morrow.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31
Saturday. the 9Th day of February 1908

at II clock, M, all that certain tract or
parcel of land of VI hich E. Stuart Thomp.
son died seiz"d. situate in Augusta coun.
ty. Va, 81 miles east of Brownsburg, ad-
Joining the lands of Carson heirs, con-
tanning 1884 acres, be the same more or
less. This tatm has on it good bank
barn; good yelling house and other i'm
provements Ihe land Is in good state of
cultivation d is altogether desirabl
farm. 1t Is near churches, schools, and is
easily accessible 10 the rail way.
TERMS OF SALE:
One-third cash, and the residue in three
equal annual p -yments of one, two and
three years from day OF sale, taking from
the purchaser hi bonds, bearing interest,
waving the Homestead exemption, with
approved security and title retained as
ultimate securlt,
J A. ALEXANDER,
p I'll III. PENICK.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

Trying to add a cubit to the stature
is a business that Is sadly overdone.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

While we are drinking the bitter
Christ Is preparing the sweet.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

The man who is finding fault never
finds very much else.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1908-01-31

Men may come and men may go, but
character stays forever.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-02-13
NEWsY STATE NOTES.

The question of increase in popula
ton Is one which is receiving a great
deal of attention in the press Of the
country at the present time and the
feature of the difference in families
with American born parents and foreign
born parents is being shown mp by
statistical facts. The reports to the
bureau of vital statistics of this state
for the year 1907 show that South
Dakota is not different from other Sec
tions of the country on that score. The
total number of births in the state for
the year was II, 003, of which 1858 were
males and $500 females, with q total
birth rate Of 22.3 to the 1000 of popuia.
ton. The foreign population Il the
state lie equal to 1877 per cent Of the
whole population, while the foreign
born mothers equalled % per cent Of
the whole, and the foreign born fathers
50 per cent Of the whole. The average
family into which children were born
|eoe shs ysar numbers S5 children; the
|ogeraes Amsrioau born mother who
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-02-13
Thu Nav Footman.

Fun seems all the funnier when COM
Ing from the Quakers. because 1t is I'M
looked for and In contrast with their
usual sobriety. For instance, what
could be funnier than the method used
by Nicholas VAIN, gifted minister Of
the Friends who lived in Philadelphia
during the eighteenth century, to NOR
tify the carnal pride Of his wife7 The
story Is as follows:
The wife of Nicholas VAIN was an
only daughter, and for those days pos
sessed a very large Inheritance. She
thought II would be suitable to her
wealth and station to have q footman
behind her carriage. This wish being
frequently expressed, her husband at
last promised to comply with It Ac-
cordingiy the next time the carriage
Was ordered for the purpose Of making
q stylish call she was gratihed to see
. footman mounted. When she ar.
lived at her place Of designation the
door Of the carriage was opened and
he steps let down In Q very obseQuious
0annsr b che new footman. and great
- ~ easpr1ss and csnfusisn 10 re.
sgnlBs = ~ Asr evn hushasl
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-02-13
One Way to Cat Food.

-Four young fellows left Kimberley
to try their luck at diamond digging
near Christiana, South Africa. but
were very unfortunate All but their
last shilling having been spent in buy.
ing mealie meal, ways and means had
to be found to replenish the larder
After considerable discussion and won.
der as to where their next food was
coming from, bright idea struck one
Of them, who, stalking out of the tent
said. "All right, mates. leave 1t to me-"
Proceeding to the camp store, he asked
for small bottle of diamond acid, in
which the digger cleans his diamonds
OF impurities before selling them.
Eyes," said the owner. but surely
you want some storesT
well, do" said the starving one,
"but intended sending you an order
perhaps tomorrow"
"Never put or till tomorrow what
you can do today" was the shopkeep-
er's response. MAKE your order out
and pay when you come up to sell
your diamonds"
The miner acquiesced, and there was
great rejoicings In those poor beggars'
tent when the wagon delivered that
order. 1t Is evident that the store
keeper thought the party had found
some diamonds, or what use could
have been the acid! After this luck
changed. and the account was paid, the
storekeeper joining heartily In the
laugh at how he had been done for the
time being.-London Scraps.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-02-13
sTo Eat Croxx"

Although the use Of the expression
ito eat crow" In a metaphorical sense,
meaning to eat ones words, may well
have dated from the time OF Noah,
when the bird was first looked upon
as unclean and not At to serve as food
for man, 1t seems to have arisen from
the old tale OF the officer and the pri-
rate.
A soldier, having shot a tame crow
belonging to one of his officers, was
discovered by the owner with the bird
in his hand. Selling the private's gun.
the officer commanded him to eat the
bird as a punishment With the fire.
arm pointed at his head. the soldier
fell to, but no sooner had the officer
laid aside the gun than the culprlt
grasped 1t and compelled his superior
to join In the distasteful banquet.
The private was court martialed the
next day. and when he was asked by
the examiners what had occurred he
replied. Nothing. except that Captain
Blank and dined together."-Wash.
ington Star.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-02-13
Perilous BOATING.

On the west coast of Ireland, near
the mouth OF the river Shannon. are
several large sea caves which open
into each other. The visitor seems 10
be floating through a submarine palace
Of many halls whose roofs are either
as green as grass In the sun or blood
red. But the visitor needs a good
guide and a good boatman, for the sea
is insidious and the labyrinth of caves
intricate. On one occasion, writes Au
brey de We're In his "Recollections,'
soon after a party had entered the
boatman suddenly shouted. Bend
down your heads for your liyesr'
No one saw any danger. but the
boatman felt the placid water insensi
bly, rising and knew that the tide had
turned. At last the visitors knew this
too, for 1t was not until the boat had
assembled within a few inches OF the
roof that 1t began to descend.
"Pull your besty' exclaimed the man
at the helm. III the second wave
reaches US. we are lostw But before
the second wave reached the cave the
boat had issued from its mouth.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-02-13

A Washington dispatch of Feb. 5
printed in the Argus Leader says:
at has leaked out here that the day
before the big Taft rally held at
Mitchell, S. D., by the stalwart ele-
ment of that state, Senator Gamble
and Congressman Parker and Hall
called upon Secretary Taft. Sena-
tor Gamble was the spokesman for
the party. He urged the secretary
to wire Senator Kittredge request
not to mention the secretary's name
at the rally. Senator Gamble tried
to convince the secretary that the
Crawford Gamble element were in
control in South Dakota and that
unless the secretary did this the
state might be lost to him. The
exact reply made by the secretary to
this prososition is not known but if
the secretary had been swearing
man, which he is not, he could have
put it in three words which can be
guessed. Stated more automatically
the secretary is understood to have
politely but firmly indicated to his
visitors that he had known and
respected Mr.. Kittredge for thirty
years, that he believed not only in
friendship but in his sagacity, and
that he was quite willing to trust
the determination of South Dakota
matters to the republicans of South
Dakota. Since then Senator Gamble
has given up an interview in the
Washington Star rejoicing" over
the declaration for Taft by the state
central committee. II view Of what
happened here before the meeting
at Mitchell, the Gamble interview
makes some people smile"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-02-13

gave birth to children in that year was
3.29 children, and the average foreign
born mother who gave birth to children
In that year has sos children. The
average American born mother 30 years
or more old has % children, and the
average foreign born mother 80 or more
years old has 7. Is children. This shows
decided difference in the birth rate
between the foreign born population OF
the country and the American born.
Out of the total number of births
reported for the year, seventy-two were
illegitimate children, with mothers
from IA to 38 years.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1908-02-13

rooms anyway before left Call you
man to help me unload the barrel. vii
! you"
"Oh, Dick-Mr. Rivers, mean.
haven't any man, nor any boy. nor an,
mushrooms. Yes, I've been CRYING
she added, as he glanced sharply a
the somewhat wet cheeks. You see,
she went on, i've had bad luck viii
my farming"
They wandered instinctively toward
the wall. Dick took out his pipe ant
began TO light it,
Didn't your idea work outT' he said
with fine impersonal interest
Not very WELL" she admitted THE
idea is all right, but skilled labor il
hard to get and after all I'm only d
woman"
What about the idealsT" suggested
Dick as he pulled away. Seems &c
me you told me that you had ideals
as well as ideas"
"Oh, / still have them-in my mind
of course, but they are so hard to find
in real life"
Dick crossed his legs and Rugged the
uppermost knee. He was not looking
at Florence, but straight ahead, across
the fields which lay before them. Ii
was one of those beautiful winter DAYS
which apparently had nothing but
warmth of sun and breadth of blue sky
TO offer
It's just year ago today" he mus.
ed alopc, yet as if talking to himself
"A year ago today. A man in love
and a girl with ideals. Couldn't make
1t go. Such a team couldn't pull to-
gether in harness. Twelve months
finds the man still in love and the girl
clinging to her ideals. Hopeless case,
ell, don't you think?r
"Oh, l don't known sighed Flo. Not
so hopeless as raising mushrooms, for
instance"
Dicks knee slipped through his grip.
and he stood beside the girl
What do you mean, FLOP" he de
manded. Can you forego the ideal
and take me after all?" and he stretch
ed forth both hands.
xviii you take me, DickT' she said
as her two hands met his.
Take you, darlingw and he drew
her close within his arms But you
said NO."
But l didn't mean it," she whisper
ed as she nestled close to his neck.
Didn't mean itv' he cried, looking
down at the radiant face. swell, but
you said it, and how was to know
You told me you had ideas of your
own and an ideal besides, so | got out
to give the other fellow a decent
chance"
Men are such stupid creatures" she
assured him. 81 didn't think you'd
take mo- for an answer, and my ideas
were to be happy in home with you,
and you, Dick-oh, you old dear-you
are my idealr'
The strains Of the wedding march
sung in several different keys by un.
trained voices reached them, and they
were confronted with the girls, who,
having failed in their mission the day
before, had returned to meet with bet
ter results
On the wedding day among the pres
ents arrived a barrel of tar labeled
"Stick to it." Dick suspected his pater-
nal parent, while Florence has always
attributed it to Malachi. 1t stands in
the yard of Mushroom Farm" tn"
title of their country place, so called
because Dick asserts that his hopes
sprang up In night.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11
He Kept Count.

A famous animal trainer was talking
10 reporter In New York, He said;
1.-THE atcrct ~ animal training is gen
tcncsS, Nothing sudden or hruS0ue
must hc done, An unexpected careSs
may anger an animal more than kick
In the ribs, sudden, brusQue, uneN'
perted things never go no matter how
well they are meant once was
showing IN Scotland We trainers sup
YsNl ans night with a SclNtch admirer
The old man was the soul " hospital
lty, hut admit was rather started
when he leaned toward ME and said;
"'SncS In. man ConSlin. stick In
Yer frien' Coots tws mullins ahSid .
y,A's
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11

Tx Sat,wars gS.-,S-sPA ~ 8 Inn.
Soes V'ars.s = AZ sVosl151s ,osS 1r vg-s
1tnsif-0e. Ky Z u.s. tn& -hsn -
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w'2sN . c0at Ei;ciua-gz
"<lS,G,t-,E 1sasSaAs n ~ asssS
sNdg eSySms scs)iIu22es ana sasE An
~ ieisu7s - casee-rglsre 81 .lR ess.
a1salc SecAgs ~ Aey arax--aozs IN SwsrE
TAe wora6 ccsS1eS sl,s IIug,z-i.ss M
SaSe0ist p'Ae save caH-aSNss s5HS-,r
So ana easaS,S s-sUes scscAa5nce go
& tsey e6ya D S,es sa-r a. & rSSs wi.f
az acSshss9s sSsusg1lS 1TrS--fe1sS tbs
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ASre Ncsp ad< Hs-,nS 3, scaa,a, e-a,r
IN 3aa& sAe 4e1nSheS ~ I'm when a,f
w~oSe Avn rs aAScsSS- S,hs are hsc
sSsaSSASt ans S,oa e~s2s-u37.s wsi-l
. oSS5anal sSssere D. 1Tg<rlSga.S. WIN
sSsoaSes Shs ossseSuSoS-
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11
Put out Of Commission.


Ahcructhy was supposed 20 inducncS
people by n h7isuuencss amounting {,
absolute rudcneSs, II Is related tina;
one day u very voluhlc lady ttNok hcI
daughter. who was H. ~ see him,
(which or YOU two wants 70 consult
mef said Ahcncthy,
'My daughter" replied the elder W.
mSu
Abcrnethy thcn put a question ~ the
sirl Rcfore she had a chance ~ NSly
her mother hogan hong story, Ahcy
ncthy told her to h quiet SNd N>NNa,,
ed his question ~ the gin, A s,NNNnd
time the woman hegan a story, AMI I
second tune he told her Il Nc quiet
Then she interrupted him y th,rd time
Put your tongue out" be said ~ the
mother
"Rut theN'S ntSAtus the matter Ni;S
me-" she exclaimed
"Never mtnd put yoar tAas0s out
he N,mmaadCh
rhNNe0Saly overawsd the wNaSa
otcyJd.
NOW, keep it c0t~ Sa6 Alternately,
and he prNNeelcd - examine Tho 1isi-
Grand Magazine,
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11
An unsouah Pardon.

Among tho stories of that former
governor OF Texas famillary known
~ Sam Houston IL moro than one
amusing tale,
There was a financial agent Of the
ponltentiary who had warmly opposed
the election OF Governor Houston, but
was particularly anxious to retain his
own pleasantly lucrative position Con
uOQuontly the new govonorwas soon
IN receipt OF u petition In which the
mans years OF faithful service aud
special qualifications for the place We're
eet forth IN glowing terms by himself
The governor sent FOR him and said
grnvoly. at appears from this petition
that you have been In the ponitontiary
eight ycars"
~ hOve,e WAS tho reply.
"And during that time you have per
formed faithfully every duty that has
como IN your way TO tho best ot your
nbllityT
III have" answered tho agent, his
courage swiftly rising,
"rhen, STR" said the governor, with
the air OF one comforting u priceless
favor II pardon YOU out"
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11
A aln snowfall.


The heaviest fall Of snow that ever
took place In England occurred IN 1919.
The snow commenced falling on the
10th OF January, 1915, aad continued
every day until the 18th Of March to'
lowing. II covered the earth TO such
n depth that passengers, both horse
aud foot. passed over gates, hedges ana
walls, which had been obliterated 10y
tho white sheet. On the 18th OF March
II began 70 decrease aud so by little
and little consumed ana wasted away
IN the 2Sth OF May.
4 heavy fall occurred I'm Scotland IN
1000. the snow falling thirteen days
and nights with little or no intermls'
sion.
one OF the heaviest falls on a single
day occurred on the 2lst of February
l7d2. the snow In some places beinS
from ten to twelve feet deep,
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11

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NSse1ris tas gns1 EElSaEliE l1ss 4 ~
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sisSsos MS ga nnSA 70 Slacifs1s
Shs HasseS, Sa vihass Aolr sha -srs
aeSoatsss relieG.
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11
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Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11

<ssiee fsh-oNrlus hsc arms SNeSus @,a
srsass-oons aesS---San ass HS yrs
ssnee Sor fses &-aaes-o0u-ss me- I'm
spsssetHDsae t1r 1iSO Rsrss RS csgsissa
ss5lssshDens- SSpabey Town ans csa1,
--s aSil-nsl
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11
Translaked,

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IN clothing store IN BostN0, 4 west
ern visitor. seeing Il. stoppS>i IN ac,sse
r,eut.
What dcCS taS; EleSny' he asked e!s
better acquainted fellow weSte-0sS,
That's" SSia the other, oh tSAt =
Boston dialect Tor kids 3uiS~-Hocse-
wife
Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11
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Fort Pierce news. (Fort Pierce, Fla.) 190?-1920, 1908-09-11
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rAssNkt class
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