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QUESTIONABLE COMPLIMENT.

James ]. Hill, the railway magnate,
on a recent visit to Kansas City, said
of a certain rise in stock quotations.
at looks we'll, but 1 am afraid it is
dubious. Yes, it is dubious. 1t reminds
me of the Turkish bashaw and his
wife.
"a turkish bashaw lay dying. He
summoned to him the youngest and
fairest of his forty-six wives, and said
to her in a low, weak voice:
Put on your richest costume, your
most brilliant Jewels. Deck your hair
with pearls and brighten your finger
tips with henna.'
The Young wife blushed. Even in
her grief she was battered.
"fAnd why, my lord h said, do
you desire me to make this sumptuous
tollet?'
$50 that Death, when he comes
the man replied, seeing o so very
beautiful, may perhaps carry you Off
instead of me- kansas City Times.
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ENDORSED AND UNcOWED.

A good knight meets a wicked knight
In books;
And there ensues a stubborn fight,
Gadzooks!
Within the lists the tilt around
Is coursed
Until the good knight hits the ground
ENDORSED.
And doth our hero quail al this?
Not much,
His trusty steel he straight, I wis,
Doth clutch.
An oath to spill the caitiff's brains
Is vowed.
ENDORSED. our hero still remains
Uncowed.
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a MIMIC BATTLE OF NEW YORK.

The annual gam of defending New York rom attack by a hostile fleet Will
begin some time next Wednesday. Scout boats ia out at sea VIII HepH 'e
annroach of HI fleet and with the attack here will e the booming OF twelve
inch gun and mortar batteries. The attack is to last seven lays an be made
by land and sea. In The Notifications National Guardsmen Vii be mixed VIII
regulars the latter being instructors at the gun or att the signa stations
Meanwhile the enemy will attempt to land. The big guns of the forts fire ONLY
seward and cam be turned on the land. S 10 there is where the nfanr
comes intop play to repulse landing parties. New York las converted a num
Der of nfantry regiments intoc coast artillery commands Connecticut Rhode
Island M Massachusetts, have done the same. New Jersey IA no artillery
but a couple of companies with field "popguns" and 10 artnerymen to serve
in the fortihcatons. No doubt Governor Fort, a communicative chief of the
State Guard. will see that this Atlantic coast State is provided with thu means
to respond to he nations call for lei to nan the guns in the emergency of a
war With a foreign power.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-15
: ~ THF EVENING STARS TWO PAGE MAGAZINE ~ u
A PLEA FOR WOMEN WHO
MUST LISTEN TO PROFANITY
Imogene Mason Relieves Her Mind in Behalf Of Those Whose
Business Associates Make the Atmosphere Blue.
BY IMOGENE MASON.

- T is a rule oil the business world hat hen a woman enters its portals she
must place herself OIL a footing with men who d work similar to lei own.
SA If she drops a paper she must pick it up herself If her typewriter needs
a new ribbon, it is se who must adjust it, and if her employer finds comfort
in working without his coat she aus remember that she is moi in a drawing
room, an has n 10 Kick coming.
These things are perfectly all right. If III is a sensible girl AM those are
place perfectly Her en associates will Tot have to neglect their duties for
many little acts which, while they betray a gallant spirit, take just SO much
from the time for which their employer pays them.
But there is me thing about which she hs a right to stir u a rumpus;
that is when he men around her so far forget themselves as to indulge in all
kinds of profanity A woman Hoses a certain amount of sef-respect in allow
ing herself to listen o it. And her regard Tor thu man goes clean down Out
of sight.
This is not a homily against swearing, disgusting though the practise is to
those who have to listen to it. It Is a protest against the use of profanity in
the presence of women whom business prevents from stopping up their ears
and running away
A man who swears in front IF a woman who is employed in his office is
taking a unfair advantage, for if she needs the salarys she is apt to keep silent
even when she would like to annihilate him. 1 think that the man who swears
in te presence of a gentlewoman would deliberately strike a mar who ws
lying a his feet.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-15
A TAT OF POLITICAL EXPERIMENTS.

It is well that most of the extreme fads and fanciesi in State government
should b. tried ot in Oregon. After they have run their course in that State
n o other State viii be inclined to adopt them In the recent State election, so
nany and confusing we're the questions presented hat twothrds of the ehcto-
rate voted haphazard, without knowing what they were voting about Every
body understood the question IF female suffrage, and that proposition was
knocked nut by a big majority. Blu, other questions voted upon ahrmatVely
were simply asnine. For example, it was decided by vote that n man who
shall or election day ask some other mar to vote for a particular candidate
will subject himself t. a heavy fine. The oregon theory is that every nan
who ms for Office is a corruptonst and every voer corrupt. There are we'll
meaning people in New Jersey who are saturated with that idea and who
would convert the most ordinary and innocent acts of mel in politics into
statutory crime
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THE CHICAGO CONVENTION.

National interest in the Chicago convention this week is iesSheu !" ''
Knowledge that the presidential nomination is already chnched n that the
nventio when it takes a vote. will be merely a ratification meeting secre-
tary Taft had TIL nomination from the start and he opposition you'd nave
awaited nothing if he had remained out of the country during the "hole OF the
s,n,oglo for delegates. The Vice President is not a conspicuous figure IN poll
tics and the candidate is n 10 more than the tail of the ticket m certain
states of the East and West that have candidates attach much Importance !"
this nomination. 1t is a freefor-an this year among ALI a dozen 0uaoH "U
naturally New Jersey hopes fr the choice OF a Jerseyman TO g O the Re-
publican national ticket The platform is already outlined 1t Will be a hoose-
welt platform. with some modification to placate the party eMments opposed
to Roosevelt policies. But the selection of Taft in advance of tn onVenno
takes away its dramatic interest
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THH SHOWING UP FOR HEARST.

There are losses and gains by both candidates in the recount of the New
York mayorahy election, and the difference in figures with more than a third
of the banot-boxes counted. is about what would be expected by reason solely
of bhnders and imperecty marked ballots Hearst vent secretly to Europe
just before the count started, to avoid a legal process. Ever since the mayoralty
election he has made a mighty camor about election frauds, and his yellow
sheet in New York has been ldd with charges and defamation of character.
The public was promised a revelation of wholesale frauds when HI ballot
boxes should be opened. And the outcome thus far is simply ridiculous If
Hearst decamped from the country after his bluff wa called" in order to be
out of the way when the final showing up IA made. lie exhibited more sense
than he is commonly credited with.
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hammering on the table for more milk
and squalling with all the strength OF
a well-developed pair of lungs).
Mrs. Bangs smiled-the ~perfect-mar-
tyr-never-treated-righ smile which she
Keeps in reserve for just such occa-
sions.
What was that o said about
philosophy, dear?" she asked, with
studied sweetness.
philosophy the DEVIL" and Bangs's
heels disappeared through the blowing
summer curtain.
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EYE FOR BUSINESS

you provide especial conveniences
for photographers, do you not?
Yes" answered Farmer Corntossel.
ITS a good idea to encourage summer
boarders to get their photographs took.
They're sort of in duty bound to look
pleasant an the mosquitoes never show
in the pictures"
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-15
GAME OF KNOCKS.

People can't show too much are in
selecting candidates for Office" said the
patriot.
mo" answered the unassuming citi-
zen. The difficulty is that before any
man gets past a convention so many
harsh things have been said about him
by people in his own party that you
can't help losing faith"
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HAS BOTH FEATURES.

"The race for an office is like a street
car"
"As to how?'
Always room for one more
1T also has the pay-as-you-enter
feature"
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THE LEAE LARD z E

Uncle said the little girl from the
city, feeling that something of the kind
was expected from her, (which is the
tree that grows the leaf lard?"
Having thu complied with the con-
v~entionalities, and asked the usual art
less question, the little girl from the
city ran out to the barn, saddled the
chestnut sorrel, and galloped him all
over the Observation-Disclosures Tri-
bune.
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have a remedy under the law, as interpreted by the Supreme Court in a decision
rendered last month, in which a in of $1,000 on the manager Oft the Capital
Loan Company IF Trenton was affirmed. The victim in this cas- paid 20 per
cent on The loan, in addition to other interest and charges n he IA in
weighed into doing so by the device of making him give a second mortgage,
otensiby tic another company, guaranteeing" the payment of the loan. Com
plant in all cases of loan extorion, by whatever device adopted, will be efec-
tive in protecting the victim, and, If necessary, in furnishing the extortioners.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-15
GOOD GROUND FOR E A

Wise-Do you see that striking look-
ing woman with the veil.
Howe-Yes.
Wise-Do you know why she wears
the veil?
Howe-No. Homely?
Wise-No, she's afraid the sun might
blister the paint.
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CONTROL OF THE NEGRO VOTE.

The trouble with all the organized attempts by negro politicians % deliver
the negro vote is that they have n o goods to deliver A number of negro min
listers and others. now in Chicago, have formed a national Negro American
Political League to control. the negro vote of the country mex November
Probably the leaders in this movement will vote as they shall decree. The
great body of negro voters will stick to their rae traditions since the val rs
they always have done.
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MODERN MAUD MULLER.

Standing with reluctant feet
In dainty shoes,
She gazes at the village street
So full of ooze.
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MAY COME TO THIS.

you seem happy"
st am" said the bard. 1.-TWO thou
sand poets resumed work yesterday.
The verse foundries are now running
full time"
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There is really lessp prospect of Rooaevets ominauon than there vas SIX
months go There is a very large vote in the convention that will stand by
Taft in any attempt to stampede the convention, and if a atempt be mad
to carry it fol Roosevelt all the anti Roosevelt delegates will insanity give
their votest to Taft and nominate him. Nor would it be easy to repeat at Chi
eag in 1908, and in a Republican convention, the frenzed scenes of the Demo-
cratic national convention at Chicago in 1896. when Bryan as nominated
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OF COURSE.

How much are these chickens?"
asked the lady in the market.
Il sell tenn at 25 cents a pound said
the German marketman.
DO you raise them yourself?'
"Oh, yahl They were % cents yes
terday, all ready."-Yonkers States
man.
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DIFFERENCE, INDEED.

well, young mani" Numbered the
head of the house.
"S-sir." stammered the youth, IT
want to marry YOU d-d-daughter."
Jaw, take her and welcome. 1
thought you were counting the cook"
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Sn 2\aMtsome MOOD
TO LEARN SOMETHING.

"And what are you going to take up
as a postgraduate course? Astronomy?
Comic sections?"
NO. faltered the sweet girl grad,
81 think I'll taxi a few cooking les
sons"
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STRONG DREAM.

I'VE can live on bread n cheese
and Kisses"
THAT seems economical enough
Yes; and If the cheese be limburger,
we a even dispense with the Kisses
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TIP READY. MEAL In DOUBT.

"Give me q penny, sir, for something
to eat?"
But you've got sixpence in your hand
now. What's that for?"
"Oh, that S to tip the waiter, sir
Londor- Globe.
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ALI THE DIFFERENCE.

Nini-George says that my beauty
intoxicates him.
Elsie-I heard that he said you were
enough to drive a man to
Journal Amusant.
The star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1908-1909, 1908-06-15

The grave Of Betsy Ross, who made the original flag for the American
nation, is in Monument Cemetery, 10 in the heart of Philadelphia. The grave
is a modest one with a monument erected by the Daughters of the Revolution
and on Memorial Day it vas beautifully decorated! 1t is wen remembered on
be anniversary of Fag Day. AS long as the flag endures the name of Betsy
ANs will be remembered with honor and affection
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BY WHICH HE MEANS

How about him? Is he straight"
Yes, he's straight; but he doesn't
bend over backwards"
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FLAG DAY.!

Flag of the land where the peo-
pie are free,
Ever the breezes salute and
caress it!
Planted in earth or afloat on the
sea,
Gallant men guard it and fair
women bless it.
Fling out its folds DER a country
united,
Warmed by the fires that our
forefathers lighted,
Refuge where downtrodden man
is invited,
Flag of the rainbow, and banner
of stars.
Thomas Dunn English.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-03-19
Turkish RaIlwavs

some interesting information "a.
garding Turkish railways e contaiped
N the annual report Of Sir Adam
s Sloek On the Ottoman public debt
since last year, the report states
me only railway which has progressed
IN construction is the HamidaesHediaz
line. Some 500 kiloms, Of line have
been built. and the total length ~
the railways now existing in TURKEY
amounts to about 5000 kiloms The
Hedjaz Railway is fast approaching
completion. the construction remain.
ing 70 be completed before the line
reaches Mecca being COO kiloms. The
Smyrna-Aden Railway is about to
construct 100 kloms Of line to the
Lake OF Egirdir, and It is interesting
10 note that this, the only English
railway in Turkey today. unlike
pumber Of railways in Ottoman En-.
bire, has been observation-disclosures
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Trufb and
QuaHty

.ooeal to the Well-Iniormed in every
III Of life and are essential to permanent
.,,cess and crcditable standing. Accor-
,.sv. 4 is not claimed that Syrup Of Figs
"a Elixir Of SIENNA is the only remedy Of
,novu value, but one Of many reasons
-bv 4 Is the best Of personal and family
nrstlyss Is the fact that it cleanses,
.eeesens and relieves the internal organs
q which It acts without any facilitating
,Itef effects andwithout having to increase
de Quantity from time to time.
It acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as laxative, and its component
r,rs are known TO and approved by
MUSICIANS, as it is free from all objection
sble substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine
manufactured by the California Zig Syrup
Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug
ests.
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IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW,

Professor examining medical stu.
dent-"If you are called out to A
patient what is the first question
you would ask?"
Medical student-"Where he liyesl"
Philadelphia Inquirer
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makes % sufferers
from backache, kid
ney ana bladder ills.
Judge Wills knows
the value OF Doan's
Kidney Pills and will
answer the questions
Of any sufferer who
writes to him. The
Iudge saYs: NJ take
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-03-19

Measure IN recommending Doan's
Kidney Pills to persons suffering from
kidney disorders, backache, etc. It is
The hest remedy have ever known
and l will gladly answer any ques-
tons about it. p
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
roster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, ~. Y.
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WORKING UP AN ATMOSPHERIC.
Mercy on us, mani Three stoves
and all red hot? You'll burn to
DEATH"
Cant help It. Just got a Deoem.
Der order for a summer magazine
g'-Atlanta Constitution.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-03-19

No man ever fails so dlsmally, OBJ
serves the St Louis Giobe-Demo-
crat, that he doesn't feel competent
to give advice.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-03-19

BY the way, are you acquainted with
any man who fiatters his wife?
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-03-19

~
This woman says Lydia Il.
Pinltham's Vegetable Compound
saved her life. Read her letter.
Mrs. T. @. Willadsen, of Manning,
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
~ can truly say that Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound saved my
life, and cannot express my gratitude
TO you in words. For years I suffered
with the worst forms of female COM
plants, continually doctoring and
spending lots of money for medicine
without help. / wrote you for advice,
followed it as directed, and took Lydia
3. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
It has restored me to perfect health.
Had 1t not been for you should have
been in my grave to-day. l wish every
suffering woman would try it."
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positivelycured thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, hbroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-down feeling, fatulency, indiges-
ton, dizziness, or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it p
Mrs. PinIKham invites all sick
women TO write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
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TIE, 81 Vitus' Dance Nervous Diseases mar.
mnanentlycured by DR.. Hines Great Nervo
FnesII 70 81 trial bottle and treatise free
VI II. a. Kline Id, 981 Arch St., Phila., pa.
It's easy for the average man to
make bad break.
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There are husbands and husbands
and the good ones are nearly all dead.
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Onion, Onlons. onions.

600 bu. Of salzers Red Globe Onion
per acre at soc bu brings $4,000 That
pays.
$4,000 from 8 acres Salzer's Morning
Star Cucumber IS well worth taking along.
$40 bu SalzeI's u Fodder Earliest and
Best Pea sold in the green state at 81 80
a bu, makes S960.0O per acre. Such Yields
Salzer's pedigree vegetables stand for
FOR re
and this notice the John A. Salzer Seed
Co., la Crosse, Wis, in order to gain
100000 new customers during 1905, will
mail you free their great plant and seed
catalog together with
] pkg Quick Quick Carrot. ........S 10
] pkg Earliest Ripe Cabbage. ....... 10
] pkg. Earliest Emerald Cucumber. rs
pkg. La Crosse Market Lettuce. 10
l pkg. Early Dinner Onion. ......... 10
pkg. Strawberry Muslrmelon. .. .l5
pkg. Thirteen Day Radish .......... 10
1000 kernels gloriously beautiful
flower seed.. .-..,....,..."..u.... 10
1Vldl ssfs.s.s sss.ts.s ..s4.ss...ssss.Sl ,UO
Above is sufficient seed to grow IS bu.
Of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-
liant flowers and all Is mailed to you
POSTPAID FoK l2c,
or if you send l6c, we will add package
Of Berliner Earliest Caulihower. John A.
salzer Seed Co.. La Crosse, Wis. A. Q. L.
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Pnes Cured In Q 70 hi nnra.

Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case Of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in to IA days OF money refunded. 6Oc.
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i J. Why not the Natural laxative, Garfield
feal It's Pure, Mild and Potent Made
Of Herbs Write for samples. Garfield
Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-03-19

II isn't at all surprising that some
people are saddest when they sing.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-03-19

The man who hesitates during leap
J ear is on.
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His Satanic Majesty IS always set
ting something for nothing.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-03-19

It is a generous offer that Police
Judge ]. H. Wills, OF Cloverport, KY,
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1908-03-19

Only One "Bromo Quinine"
That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
for the signature Of u. w Grove. Used the
World over 70 Cure Cold in One Day. 25e.
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POLICE JUDGE Wills

viii Gladly Answer the Questions Of
Any Inquirer.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1908-07-09
Timber Land. Act June 8, 1873
Notice for Publications
L. s. Land Office, spoktrs Wash

e. s. Land Office, Spok Wash
April 30, 1905
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions OF the act of Congress Of
June 1878, entitled IAN act for the sale of tim
per lands in the States OF California, Oregon
Nevada and Washington Territory, ''as extend.
ed to all the Public Land States by act OF Aug
ust L. 1892,
CHARLES J. BURNETT,
OF Spokane county of:spokane state of Wash.
ington, has this day,f1ed in this Office his
sworn statement No. 226l. for the purchase OF
the -sv4 o., Section No. g. in Township
No 35s North, Range No Al E. ". NJ and
will offer proof to show that the land sought is
more valuable for its timber or stone than for
agricultural purposes, and TO establish his
claim TO said land before the Register and
Receiver, U. 8: Land Office, at Spokane. Wash.
on. Tuesday, the 4th day OF August, 1905
He names as witnesses: E. G Erskine, c. J
Anderson *apd CA. Anderson, OF Spokane.
Wash~;s john W. Wooding, of Tiger Wash ;
Willard Babbitz, OF Tiger. Wash.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely the
above-described lands are requested to file
their claims in this office before said 4th day
of August, 1908.
5-21 7-23 Hal J. Cole, Register.
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CALL FOR GENERAL SCHOOL FUND WAR
rants-All warrants drawn on the general
fund OF the following school districts, regis
tered On or before the dates given, are hereby
called for payment and interest ceases from
this date Dated at Colville. Wash, July 3,