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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
REMINDED HIM OF HOME.
New Yorker Saw Beauty In Sign,
Where Maiden Lady Could Not.

A party OF tourists was being shown
around Ciudad Juarez. the little Mexi-
can town Just across the Rio Grande
from FL Paso. Texas. Every one was
delighted with Its picturesqueness
and in particular a maiden lady, who
went into raptures about each new
sight.
1T is all so quaint" she said. These
adobe houses. the old church, the mar.
row streets. the little plaza, those
dreadfullooking men wearing aom-
breros; everything breathes the spir-
II of an old-world civilization. II Is
so different from our United States"
That's So" assented New York
man who had been listening. For
instance. where in all the world could
you find anything so antique. so full
OF inherent beauty. so charged, as 1t
were. with the essence Of pure 10y, as
that sign over there" He pointed
toward whitewashed mud house on
whose exterior was painted:
BIGGEST BEER IN TOWN, &c"
The woman eagerly turned TO look.
Then she froze the horrid man with
a glance and did not speak to him
again during the whole trip.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
ITCHING HuMoR ON BOY
His Hands Were a Solid Mass, and
Disease Spread All Over Body
Cured In 4 Days BY cutieura.

"one day We noticed that our little
boy was all broken out with itching
sores We first noticed II on his little
hands. His hands were not as bad
then, and We didn't think anything
serious would result. But the next day
we heard OF the Cuticura Remedies
being so good for itching sores. BY
this time the disease had spread all
over his body. and his hands were
nothing but solid mass OF this itch
Ing disease. purchased box OF CUT.
eura Soap and one box OF Cuticura
Ointment, and that night I took the
Cuticura Soap and lukewarm water
and washed him well. Then I dried
him and took the Cuticura Ointment
and anointed him with II. did this
every evening and in four nights he
was entirely cured. Mrs. Frank Don.
nhue, 20s Fremont St.. kokomo, Ind.
Sept I6, 1907"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
Hopeless Case.

Evangelist Torrey. who prldcs him.
self upon the number of his converts.
met one hardened sinner I'm Chicago
whom he failed 10 convert. The min.
lister had been preaching TO n tent full
OF people. He had described the vices
OF the rich. and had pointed Biblical
anaiogies at their Injuries. One man
In the back Of the tent had seemed
TO be much interested lie leaned
forward TO catch every word Tor.
rey, taking the interest to mean
approaching conversion. redoubled his
efforts. "The road 10 hell Is lined
with vintage. wine, beautiful women
and fine automobiles" he exclaimed.
With a sigh as OF relief. the man In
the back OF the tent arose. "Oh,
death. whore is thy sting?" he said.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
BEYOND LIMIT OF PATIENCE.
Explanation Satisfied Policeman That
Punishment Was Due.

Policeman Kneirem. OF the Tender.
ioin precinct. saw an old man beating
small boy on Seventh avenue re-
Gently In fashion that reminded the
of'ieer OF the happy days when he used
to beat II from the parental beating.
SO with cheerful smile. having chill.
dren OF his own. the policeman APP
preached the old man
Listen" replied the man: half an
hour ago ! sent Isaac to the delieatea.
sen. gave him two quarters, one
with which TO buy bread, the other
to buy FISH. And now he comes back
and says he wants To know which
quarter IN for the fish and which for
the bread. n II enough"
1T is" replied kneirem.--New York
World.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
Made Him Nervous.

What in the world In the matter.
Harold7" anxiously inquired the pretty
girl why. you seem too nervous to
sit down a minute"
You'll have to pardon me- re-
sponded Harold Hatband. with an eye
on the window. "but--er--I Just saw
your father proving around with a
bird gun"
oh. nonsense! Why. father likes
you Didn't hear him say that you
were good enough to eat7'
Hin, That's Just the reason why
he might try to pepper me-"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
TO CURE A COUGH OR COLD.
Doctors Prescription Checks an Acute
Cold in Day and Cures
Chronic Coughs.

The following formula is never
falling remedy for coughs or colds:
Two ounces of glycerine, one-half
ounce OF Concentrated oil of pine,
one half pint of good whisky, mix aud
shake thoroughly each time and use
In doses OF teaspoonful 10 a table.
spoonful every four hours.
This. II followed up. will cure any
cough that Is durable or break up
an acute cold in "a hours. The in
gradients all can be gotten at any
drug store.
Concentrated oil of pine comes put
up for medicinal uses only In half ounce
walls sealed in tin screw top cases de.
signed to protect IL from heat and
light Other oils OF Pine are insoluble
and are likely to produce nausea and
cannot give the desired results.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

Bclahazzar was giving bis great
feast and the wine flowed like water.
"inasmuch Ms I'm the whole WORKS"
he said. Il don't think a proclamation
by a chief Of police or anybody else
Is going 10 stop this affair at one
o'clock a. IN. or any other hourl"
No sooner had he uttered thls
boast than the handwriting appeared
on the wall.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

and heavy lifting
weakened my kid
neys. l was tired
every morning and
my limbs stif and
sore, Dizzy spells
and headaches were
frequent, and the
kidney secretions
m u ch disordered.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
Writers and Employers

Bernard Shaw remarked recently:
Milton took e5 $500 for Paradise
ost' because he could not get any
more. should ask R5.o0o for the
same quantity Of pen-andink work be
canse need not take any lesg. The
employer to-day Is emphaiically a
man who. like Milton and myself. has
TO take what be can get"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

FITS, NJ. Viius Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DIR. kline's
Great Nerve Kes;orer. Send for Free 500
trial bottle and treatise Or, r. IL Kline,
Id. p3l Arch ST.. Philadelphia, Pr.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

This continued Tor fifteen years and
until began using Deans Kidney
Pills. Then | improved steadily until
cured. and naturally. l recommend
them strongly"
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo, n. Y.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

Tho Pe.ru-ns Almanac in s,ooo, 900
Eomrm

The Peruna Lucky Day Almanac has
become a fixture In over eight million
homes. II can be obtained from all
druggists free. BE sure 10 inquire early.
The 1908 Almanac Is already published.
and the supply will soon be- exhausted.
DO not put II of Speak for one to-day.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

or Bronchitis get immediate relief by
using Browns Bronchial Trcches
/ Contain no harmful drugs.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

Goodart-Brewder was telling me 20.
day about his hard luck last spring
He certainly did lose a great opportu.
nifty.
Wise-Yes. and think OF what he's
lost since.
Goodart-Why, what's THAR
Wise - Valuable time talking
about It.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

Let no man presume 10 give advice
10 others who has not first given good
counsel to himself-Seneca.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

A German tourist expressed the
opinion that doing nothing is the ma
tional occupation Of Koreans.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
some.bIno New Under IN. an,

lady in Illinois sent us i2c year ago
tor our remarkable collection Of vegetable
and flower seeds and sold 1910 worth
ihsrefrom. or made 3l4Go. That's new.
just send this notice with lie and re.
ceive the most original seed and plant
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

Remember it's q poor resolution
that will not hold water.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

A suggestion for 1898: Take Garfield Tea
90 establish and maintain a normal sctioa
Of the digestive organs. 10 purify the blood
cleanse the system ard 10 bring Good
Health
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

Brains can make money. but money
can't make brains.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

This woman says that sick
women should not fall TO try
Lydia II. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound as she did.
Mrs. A. Gregory, of 2355 Lawrence
s., Denver, Col, writes to Mrs
Pinkham:
:" was practically an invalid for six
years, on accuant Of female troubles
underwent an operation by tho
doctors advice, but in q few months I
was worse than before. A friend adj
vised Lydia f. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound and IL restored me 10 perfect
health, such as have not en- toyed In
many years. Any woman suffering as
! did with backachc. bearing-down
pains, and periodic pains. should not fail
To use Lydia L Pinlham's Vegetable
Compound"
FACTS FOR SICK WofEEN.
For thirty years Lydia Il. Fink.
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands al
women who have been troubled With
displacements, inflammation, ulecra-
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, baekaehe, that t,aar-
ing-down feeling, iiatulency, Ind Iges.
ton, dizziness or nervous prustrat ion.
Why don't You try itl
Mrs. pinkham invites all sick
women To write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

That Is LAkATfSh sIiuao gtIhlSE I.sat ror
tiss signature = n, " sfbJtk LAed the Nefsd
osgr " Cure "a Ia Gus bsy. <r-
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

its easy TO swear off--and Just al
easy TO fall of little later.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
WORK wEAkENs KIDNEYS.
The Experience Of Mr.. Woods 10 the
Experience OF Thousands Of Others.

Bernard P. Woods OF Jackson street.
Homecoming, Md, says: Hard work
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

Total ....................... 81 90
Above is sufficient seed 10 grow rs bu
Of rares, vegetables and thousands OF bril-.
liant flowers and all is mailed TO you
POSTPAID FOR i2c.
or II you send l6c. we will add a package
Of Berlinsr Earlics, CauliHower. John A !.
Salzsr Seed Co, La Crosse, Wis. X. a. w
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

Mrs. Winsiow-s Soothing syrup.
fur chitree trxtnisg, sgftshs tbs gssss fsnfes m
Esnsastso. sags p&is. cures vi tad cola sstIzs.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
PILES CURED IssTot.p nays

FAxo OINTMENT Is guarantees 90 cure any case
q iiehiha. BIND Hiasdsns ~ IsfutFudlns t4iae II
st9 idafao F sgensy refunded. No..
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

The greatest In he who IL most true
10 the principle OF dnty.--Channing.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
AND THERE WASH

Juvenile Drummer--There ought 10
be great opening for pushing
young fellow In this country.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

a vsTy stout person
named Gray
Was asked why he
stood In this way.
1t is." he replied.
"A matter Of
pride,
For ~ makes me
look taller. they
say"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
important 20 Moin.fr

In common things the law of sac
rihce takes the form Of positive duty.
-Froude.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

"For several years have been troubled
with peculiar spasmodic affection of
the throat. 1t would seize me suddenly
and for few minutes / would be un
able to speak audibly, and my breath
would be greatly interfered with. l
would be obliged to gasp for breath.
finally concluded that it was some
catarrhal affection which probably ex-
cited the spasm. 1t interfered with NV
vocation as preacher, attacking me
occasionally in the pulpit.
:" had heard so much about Peruna
as catarrh remedy that l determined
to try it. After taking two bottles, nv
trouble has disappeared. / feel sure
that Peruna has greatly benefited me. +"
Rev. +. Il. Swanstrom, Swedish Bap-
fist Pastor, Box 22S, Grantsbnrg, Wis,
writes that from the use of Peruna he
is perfectly well, entirely cured OF
chronic diarrhea and catarrh.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30

For two years DIR. Hartman and his
assistants have incessantl~ labored to
create Peruna in tablet form, and their
labors have just been crowned
with success People who object to
liquid medicines can now secure Peruna
Tablets, which represent the medicinal
ingredients of Peruua. Each tablet is
equivalent to one average dose of
Peruna.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1908-01-30
lev. George A. E. Troutman,
Washington, No. Writes,
|My Wife and | Are Strong
Believers in Pe-ru-na."

C0t0Srn ana Ia Cf1ppe.
Rsv. Geo. A. Z. Troutman, Mt,
ashington, No., writes: "My wife
I'D are strong believers In Peruns.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

PUBLIC SALE - By the Pioneer Transfer and Storage Co. public notice is hereby given that the un- dersigned, doing business IS ware hOusemen, in the city of Phoenix, Maricopa county, Arizona territory, will sell at w D. Hammond auction rooms. 23 s. First Ave, at the hour of 1:30 D. m., on the 18th day of April 1908, in accordance with the provisions of Sections l and ? of Chapter A of the Session Laws of the Twenty y-fourth Legislative As sembly of the Territory of Arizona, entitled An Act supplementary to Title LXXII of the Revised Statutes of Arizona, 1901, entitled Ware hOuses,' to the party or parties mak- ing the highest offer therefor. all the right, title, claim and interest of J. K. DoOlittle. in and to the personal property hereinafter generally de- scribed. to satisfy the warehouse charges and drayage due the under signed on such property from the 20 day of March 1898 to the date of sale thereof, amounting to S152.5O. 47 pieces household goods. consisting of mattress, chairs, dresser etc. An the property hereinabove mentioned shall be sold for cash to the highest bidder. and the right is reserved to reject any and all bids.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-High-c gentleman's driver. 4year-old. standard bred and registered gelding. Grand indi vidual, breeding of the best, sound, good gainted and fast Can trot full mile close to 2:40 and will suit any man looking for an extra good road ster Address r. o. Box S91. Phoe- nix.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

TOR SALE-2OO peach trees. standard varieties. 1t tall, two and three years old. If taken at once 12 I-2c each. Hilrs Seed House
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-Horse pasture, with eith- CT barb or smooth wire. Thomas at end of Indian school car line or Phone County 19
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-Victor talking machine. with records. Good as new at half price. Address Box 105 Republican office.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-Hay derrick complete: Good as new, for $35. Apply at 909 West Buchanan St
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-77 acre ranch; 66 acres improved and all in crop. grain and alfalfa. 150 peach pear and plum trees; l 1-2 acres melons, room frame house. All fenced and cross fenced. Good smooth land. Good ditches, full allowance of water. School just across road; on rural mail route; miles out. Will sell half or all. See me on premises or address T. s. Maloney R. F. D. No. 4, Phoenix Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

WANTED-Chickens State kind and price. Address 46. care Republican. DRUGLESS HEALING-Mrs. B. F. Downs, graduate of the famous Weltmer Institute of Suggestive Therapeutics of Nevada, Mo. Every known disease cured without drugs or surgery The Occidental, 130 IN. Center St. Suite No ?. Hours 10 to l2 Q. m. l to D. m.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

to learn plumbing. electricity, clustering and bricklay ing. Day and night. No books. Po- sitions secured. Free catalogue. Coyne National Trade School, 230- 24O Sth St. San Francisco.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-Wen improved 80 acres sandy lOam; 60 acres in alfalfa and grain; house. well, melons. fenced and cross fenced. near school. ss0 per acre. Enquire West Adams.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-The Leland. Lease and
 furniture. Bargain if taken at once.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

WANTED-A competent header run ner who can fit up and handle out fit; also or teams for cutting season. Apply Lincoln Fowler room l Arizona Natl. Bank Bldg.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14
SITUATIONS WANTED.

WANTED = Situation. Any respect able position by man of moral habits and good education. Salary second consideration. Address M Republi- can office.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14
BOARDING AND ROOM
 ING HOUSES.

UNION HOTEL-RoOms at 90 cents per day and up. ROOMS AND BOARD-At 119 West Jefferson St. For the sick s10 per week and up. Phone Red 554. VALLEY LODGING H0UsE-Rooms and board. BELMONT BOOMING HOUSE. Rooms by day. week or month. $50 to $500 per week. Healthseekers cared for. Corner Van Buren and First Ave.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14
KEEP COOL ENJOY THE SUN

Umbrellas, canopies and sun shades. Rig line and large assortment of styles. from those suitable for spring and de- livery wagons to the most stylish and dainty parasols for fancy traps and stanhopes.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

homework. Call next door to post office.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-2 year old brooded Hol- stein bull Also young full blooded Jersey bull A Weller, R. F. D. No. l, or 1 1-2 miles Southeast of East Bake Park
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14
HELP WANTED.

N~-c~->~~~~~~~-~-~--> ~-~-->-~~~~----~~----,-~-~- WANTED-Girl for general house.
 work. Indian preferred. 3S2 N. 1st
 Avenue
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

WANTED-Plain painting. rooI. house or barn. Will work cheap. Address Sl1 N 2rd St.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-One span of bay colts, 3 and four years old. Standard bred trotters. w. NJ. Harney 31 w. Adams Street.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

WANTED-One excavation foreman, and one first class boss rigger. Ap ply at room .. over postoffice.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

WANTED-Position by cook. Mining camp or hotel. Address F K, Star Lodging House.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

WANTED - Neat Indian girl with some knowledge. of cooking, who would commence work now and go to Iron Springs in June for the summer. Mrs. Walter Bennett, N. Center Street.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

house and bell wiring and repairing of all kinds. Chandeliers made to order. 14 North Second Ave. Phone Black 993.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14
FOR RENT

Five room modern house in good To- cation, for $25.00 per month. Six room modern furnished house. good location.
 Two room house. close in. cheap for the summer.
 Two room portable house in suburbs. with acre of ground. all fenced with chicken wire. chicken coops. etc; splendid place to go into the poultry business.
 one room portable house, for $500 per month.
 B. c. PECHA
 510-612 West Washington st Real Estate. Loans and InszrAne>
 Phone Red se1
 phoanix krtzons
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALES sacks of fine char coal sec per sack. Suitable for chickens. Geo. Hageman.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

WANTED-Place by good milker
 in dairy. Box 224, City.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

WANTED-One expert picture framer wants 800 pictures to frame immedi- ately. Berryhill's Big Book Store, The Thirsty Mans Retreat"
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-Roses and sWeet peas. $50 \. Second Ave. Tel Red 1S4. FOR SALE-4O0 new electric light globes. and 16 c. Will sell any number I0c each. Cor. 18th Ave. and Van Buren.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

WANTED-Carpenter and jobbing work, painting, furniture repairing. carpet v laying. Terms moderate. R 731 F.. Van Buren St.
Arizona republican., 1908-04-14

FOR SALE-HOrse ] year-old mare, weight HOO pounds; perfect worker single or double; sound and gentle. Must be sold at once as l am sud- denly leaving town. Geo. R. Potts, Clayson's Hotel. Phone Black B.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-12-09
Su nday School Gems.

Stories of strange and amusing an
swers given to examination questions
are frequently told, but we do not 30
often see recorded the equally surpris-
ing answers given by children in Sun
day schools. and yet they are frequent
ly original enough.
A teacher, wishing to turn the young
idea toward the mission field, asked,
"What are good men called who leave
their homes and go to foreign lands TO
teach the heather"
"Prodigal sons" was the prompt and
triumphant reply.
A class OF boys when asked, what
were the ten plaguesY answered with
more fervoI than gallantry. "The ten
virgins sir. Westminster Gazette.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1908-12-09

the navy, calling especial attention to
the need of additional destroyers and
Golfers and, above all, of the four bat
tleships 1t is desirable to complete
as soon as possible a squadron of eight
battleships Of the best existing type.
The North Dakota, Delaware, Florida
and Utah will form the first division
Of this squadron.
l most earnestly recommend that the
general board be by law turned into
a general staff. There is literally no
excuse whatever for continuing the
present bureau organization of the
navy. The navy should be treated rs
a purely military organization, and
everything should be subordinated to
the one object Of securing military
efficiency. \ system of promotion by
merit, either by selection or by ex-
clusion or by both processes, should be
introduced
Nothing better for the navy from
every standpoint has ever occurred
than the cruise of the battle fleet
around the world. The improvement
OF the ships In every way has been eX-
traordinary, and they have gained far
more experience in battle tactics than
they would have gained if they had
stayed in the Atlantic waters. | do
not believe that there is any other
service in the world in which the
average Of character and efficiency in
the enlisted men is as high as is now
the case in our own. l believe that the
same statement can be made as to our
officers, taken as whole, but there
must be reservation made in regard
to those in the highest ranks and in
regard to those who have just entered
the service, because we do not now
get full benefit from our excellent
naval school at Annapolis.