The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1908-11-04
Womanly Wisdom.

Lift ppi Give word OF good
cheerl Lend q hand and make the
world better for your having and q
place init
Rest Your weary bones by hay-
ing a chair in the kitchen to sit in
while doing the work you can do
in that way.
You will spoil your Moe china
washing IL in water that is too hot.
Have the water fairly warm. Use
bit Of soap and you are ell right.
No cracked china then.
Don't try 10 do your dusting
with dry cloth. That only sets
the PARTICLES of dust flying every
where. DAmpen your cloth and
rinse 1t ont in clear water, once in
a while.
Rice usually looks clean when it
oomss from the stoTe; but waeh It
in clean water and you will find
that it is far from being so. Keep
on watching till the water is clear,
then cook, 2,
To get rid of ants in the pantry
lay some ham rinds on the shelves,
or smear saucer with lard and set
il there over night In the morn
ing these will be covered with ante,
which may he soalded with boiling
water. and the traps set again. In
few days every ant will disappear.
Our old subsoribers must know
that our pet dried beef receipt by
heart, but we want the new ones
also to learn II; For every twenty
pounds of beef. take one pint of
salt, one teRspoontul of saltpeter, q
quarter of pound of brown sugar,
Divide these ingredients into three
equal parts and rub them we'll into
the beef on three successive days
Lay In an earthen or porcelain yes.
sci. aud turn each day in the brine
1t will make AT the end of the
week hang 1t to dry Farm Jour.
nal. "
Nothing exoites the curiosity of
the neighbors go much as hitch
In love affair.
You can't judge a woman ability
to rock the cradle by the size of
her foot.
We can't help but believe that
every man loafer was his mothers
pet when boy.
Some children seem to exercise
poor judgment in the selection OF
their parents.
In the Jackpot of life many
man never draws anything higher
than a pair of queens.
The semi.annual swearing time
is now at hand when father is put
ting up the stoves.
The man who ls the father of i
large family hasn't time to worry
about anything else.
II girl giggles when you pro.
pose it's oinoh you're the fret 10
pop the question to her.
The only advice people want,
that of physicians and lawyers, 10
the kind that costs money.
The man who has grit in his
makeup is the fellow who kioks
up a dust in the highways of en-
terprise
Most women attend a wedding
for no other purpose thaA to crit
ioise the brides gown and CLAW
over the presents
After all, home lie the only place
where the baby is appreciated, and
whero mon are treated best and
grumble most.
Since adopting the camel as the
official emblem of the party it is up
to the Prohibitionists to get a
hump on themselves.
The only difference a woman
fnds between matrimony and work.
ing in a laundry is that che re.
oeives pay in the latter instance,
We know a whole lot OF men
who are foolish enough to think
that they can get to heaven on the
strength of their wife's prayeYa.
One trouble with our govern.
ment 10 that too many men who
Imagine they are statesman ought
to be divoToing the weeds from
the corn.
Miss Josephine Howard wal
hostess to the -Four O'CLOCK Clut
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