Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-07-10
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| Iyer-Don't You ever intend TO mar
| ~, Ryera Ryer-Not until these waists
that button In the back go out of fash
ion Bohemian.
| The Widows yo' sho' yo' lubs me2
Sammy Us sho'. The Widow
| (suspiciousiy)- amt los yo'r job.
is yo?-Exchange.
| Smafi Elsie Grandma. is your teeth
good? Grandma-No. dear; l haven't
any. Small Elsie-Then I'll let you
| hold my candy tin l come back.-Ex-
change.
| Father-fEow do you like your new
mamma. Elsie9 Elsie-well, | won't
complain this time, IL you VIII let me
choose the next one.-Fllcgende Blaet-
| ter.
Old Maid Tin upper berth of Pullman,
ringing bell violently Porter! Porter
Vans. ma'am. Old Maid-I'm quite
sure there's man under my bed DO
| lefniau
| Waiter-Ycs, sir, we're very hup to
date ere. We cook hevereythink by
helectricity. Customer do your
Then just give this steak another shock.
Exchange
Il pay as go.'' declared the pompous
citizen. Met while I'm running these
| apartments" declared the janitor;
you'll pay as yeu move in."-Wash-
ingto1 Journal
Mariona showed papa those verses
you wrote me. and he seemed pleased
Harry-He dld9 Marion--Yes. He
said he was 30 glad TO see you were not
a poet Philadelphia Inquirer
What business is Miss Gaddie inf"
"Oh, she's In eyerybody's business"
wholesale, eh3' YES except when Il
comes to IA bit of scandal; she retails
that. The Catholic Standard and
Times.
Smoking may not hurt some people"
said Mrs. Iapsling. "but 1t isn't good
for nervous man like my husband.
You know it's the Nicodemns In tobacco
that makes II 80 injurious. Chicago
Tribune.
She-i see where a fellow married
girl ON his deathbed, just so she could
have his millions when he was gone.
Could you love a girl like thatg He
Sure, / could love girl like thatl
Where does she liye?-Puek.
AT tie Dcntist's--"' much, mis-
terg' "Half a crown, please" "Wotl
Why, IL didn't take yer half a minute.
The last bloke went to pulled me all
round the room for n quarter of an
hour, and then only charged me a
shillln '--Pall Mall Magazine.
Mrs Nexdore proudly Prof. Fort
called mt our house to-day. and my
daughter played the piano for him. He
just rayea over her playing. Mrs
Pepprey- How rudel Why couldn't he
conceal his feelings the way the rest
of us sio2 Philadelphia Press.
Thief acquitted of stealing watch,
to his aayoeaie)I thank you, sir, from
the bottom OF my heart l have no
money to pay you; but here Is the
watch: take " il is the best | can do
for you. aud I may have another job
for you soon. Fliegende Blaetter.
Rector suSic, was sorry not to see
/
Susie Please. no. sir. He went out
walking 10 the woods. Rector--Ah.
Susie. Pm afraid that your father does
not fear the Lord. SusIe-Guess he
does. tea lie took his gun with hiEl
| The NursR.
Mother Just run upstairs, Tommy,
and fetch halsy's nigbtgown. Tommy
Don't want Ia. Mother-Oh, well, IL
you're going Ia be unki1d to your new
little sister. silc,ll put on her wings and
tlv hack again 70 heaven. mmy--
let Ter put on her wings and fetch her
uigbtgown Punch
DO you know the value of an oath ?"
asked the judge OF an old darby who
was to be the next witness. Yes sab.
does. Cine CT, desc yeah lawyers done
GLIB me foat dollars for 10 swear TO
suffn DnEs de value Of an oath. Foah
dollars, ssia" And then there was con-
sternation fD the court-room.-St.
Joseph News
"Its 40 use.~ said the young man
with heavy rimraed eye glasses II can't
get this political economy straight"
What's the troutler7 asked the profess
sor. II can't discover whether a lot
Of people go broke because we have
| hard times or whether we hive hard
times because a LOT OF people go broke"
Wastangtna STAR
The agent OF the titled wooer found
that the ambitious American girl had
only $4,000 a year. or course, he adj
vised his principal 60 withdraw. But"
insisted the latter. n could scrape along
ON $4,000 year" Possibly, but
who'd support your wifeY' Even love
thls.--New YoFs World.
Mr.. Stub lin astonishment) Ora