Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-08-15

Women are beginning to use the
typewriter more in their personal cor
respondence," IT wonder if it will
stop them writing criss-cross p
louisville Courier-Journal
Knicker-Birds of a feather, flock
together. Bocker-Yes, it took sew
eral eagles to pay for my wife's hat
Brooklyn Life
Why is your husband SO irritable"
Because he knows it's safe to be-"
answered the long suffering wife
Washington Herald.
How did you get here. old man2"
In my airship-"
Road good?"
"Cloudy."-Life
In MISUNDERSTANDING is not
next to godliness; it's next to impos-
sible.-The News
IF I were you." said the old bache-
Ior to the benedict. I'D either rule or
know why"
well" was the reply, las 1 already
know why. 1 suppose that's half the
battle. "-Atlanta Constitution.
Bicker-Doing wrong is simply fol-
| lowing the line of least resistance.
Knocker-Yes, it's as easy as falling
on the Decalogue.-Life.
MY boy. I'm indeed. surprised to
hear such profanity from you'll" yep:
amt it great? An I'm only six years
| Did Brooklyn Eagle.
a1ght, dear? Hubby (absent minded
ly)-Yep; had to be bailed out.-Yale
Record.
| A beautiful illustrated catalogue
will be sent free to those interested
| In business education. For copy
address Lawrence Business College,
124 Mass. St, Lawrence, Kan.
PAINS CARNIVAL OF NAPLES."
Pains magnificent pyrotechnic
spectacle Carnival of Naples will be
seen in all it's fiery realism and spec
-acular grandeur in Kansas City, an
| he Circus Grounds for two weeks
commencing Monday, Auugst Bird,
which it is stated by the management,
will be the only engagement of this
| 'amous and interesting display in the
state.
Those of the general public who
rave never had the pleasure of wit
lessing one of these thrilling Pain
Exhibitions, have no conception of the
magnitude of these displays, their
tartling realism or spectacular
beauty. They are a delightful blend
ng of all the most popular features of
he circus, hippodrome. spectacles,
'antomine. carnival fetes, mimic war
are and scenic splendor, in conjunc-
ion with a most beautiful display of
'ain's celebrated fireworks.
Fully five hundred people are utiliz-
d in this marvellous "Neopolitan"
pectacle and five acres of massive
cenery will stand for a representation
the beautiful Neopolitan city, at the
DOT of treacherous vesuvius This
nimic reproduction of the city on the
Say of Naples, will in itself be reve-
alton, and the spectator will find it
ard to realize that he is gazing only
ipon a painted city, so marvelously
cal is the work of the artists
There are brilliant pageants and
:olemn professions, pretty ballets and
sensational acrobatic and aerial spe-
.falties, races and feats of the hippo
rome, boxing, wrestling, fencing,
1adiatoria1 combats, etc., by skilled
erformers and famous athletes These
eats of gaiety are but incidentals to
he tragic episodes depicted, and in
he midst of the festivities occurs the
erribIe eruption of the Volcano of
Iesuvfus and the destruction of the
ity. This scene cannot be depicted
n cold type, but it's realism is start
ing.
The nights performance concludes
With a fifteen hundred dollar display
If Pains beautiful Manhattan Beach
fireworks, showing aerial, aquatic and
set" pyrotechnical novelties never
,efore seen here or elsewhere. A big
Military band renders music for the
occasion, and vast portable amphf-
heatre provides comfortable seats for
en- thousand people. Reservations for
,eats can be made at the Owl Drug
store on August 3rd for the entire en-
,agement.