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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10
A. He Pu. u.

Lillian Russell was dining at an
Atlantic City hotel. She had run
down in the morning from Philadel-
phia in her seventy horsepower car,
breaking most Of the records by the
way.
During dinner Miss Russell told
a story about handsome actor.
y letter Of his" she said, was
put in another mans box at a club
one evening by mistake. The other
man opened the letter. saw that it
was a very angry note from a tailor
demanding instant payment Of a bill
long overdue and in dismay sealed
it up again neatly and put it in the
box OF Its rightful owner.
We'll. the rightful owner entered
the smoking room that night with
the letter in his hand. He ran it
through, glanced round complacent-
ly. gave his mustache a twirl and
murmured:
"'S'llv little GIRL"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10
oricin Of ahip. 1ip. hurrah!n

A London paper, answering 2
question as TO the derivation Of
Hip, hip, hurrah" printed the
following excerpt on the subject
from the London Taller Of 1882:
During the stirring times Of the
crusades the chivalry of Europe was
excited to arms by the inhammatory
appeals Of the we'll known Peter the
Hermit. While preaching the cru
sade this furious zealot was accus-
toned 10 exhibit a banner embla-
zoned with the letters II. +. H., the
initials Of tie Latin words, Hero
solyma Est Pcrdita' (Jerlsalem is
destroyed). The people in some of
the countries which he visited, not
being acquainted with Latin, read
and pronoU need the inscription as
liz one word-Hep. The followers
Of the Hermit we're accustomed,
whenever an unfortunate Jew APP
peared in the streets, TO raise the
CRY, Hep, hep, hurra,' TO hunt him
down and flesh upon the defenseless
Israelite their maiden swords, be-
fore they essayed their temper with
the scimiter of the Saracen."
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10
Senator Bates Rules.

The late Senator William B. Bate
OF Tennessee was a major general
in the Confederate army and never
quite reconciled himself TO the de-
feat Of the south.
Soon after he came to the SEN
ate he formulated a set - rules
which be called ''Rules For
Nv Proper Legislative Guidance "
Whenever a proposition came up
about which he was undecided he
would take the printed slip contain
ing these rules from his pocket and
study il carefully.
Bate" said a colleague one day,
"what is that slip of paper tr which
you refer so frequently: Z"
That" said Senator Bate, 'is q
little reminder Of my beliefs on con-
stitutional questions"
"Where did you s-.t it? Think il
out yourself?"
"No, suh," replied Bate with much
dignity; Il found most Of those i'm
mortal truths in the constitution Of
the Confederate States Of America"
Saturday Evening Post.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10
Helpful Reminders ss 20 the Launder
ing Of Linen.

To prepare linen for washing
soak the articles overnight in water
Never use hot water for soaking
purposes, as il tends TO make dirt
adhere TO linen, while cold or tepid
water loosens it and so simplitie,
the process of washing. Use boraI
in the proportion of one tablespoon
ful TO one gallon Of water. Ii Is
perfectly harmless and has a mar.
-ye.ous power Of softening water ane
ot drawing out dirt. The object tc
be aimed at in washing Is to get ri6
Of the dirt With as little wear and
tear as possible.
Do not put the clothes in the
boiler if the water is at al hot. This
method discolors linen and should
ct all times be carefully avoided
Allow the clothes to boil for ten
minutes, remove from the boiler to
a tub and add cold water. Do not
allow the clothes TO boil too long OF
they will become g yellow color, and
they must on no account be boiled
before Washing
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10
A COMEDY or ERRORS.
Man Who Wasn't Cheap Got a Cigar
srd a Bad Opinion of the Hotel.

The cigar stand in the lobby Of a
certain hotel Is nearer the door tan
the desk Is, and frequently people
who have never stayed at the hos
telry Will 20 10 the stand to register
The other evening man from up
in the north part Of the state enter
ed the lobby and went to the cigar
stand.
"What are your prices" he asked
Of the girl.
From 20 to 80 cents" she re
piled, thinking he meant the prices
Of cigars.
See, Is that all 2" he asked.
sounds good to ne"
The girl put three boxes of cigars
on the case. The man took a Ha-
yana. "AIuch obliged" he said rs
it customary to set 'em up 10 every
new guest ?"
The girl thought it was one Of
the usual little rleasantries mon un-
load at the stand. "Oh, yes" she
said.
"Well," said the man from the
country, "where Is the register -
Right here" said the girl. point
ing to the cash register.
He thought il joke and laughed.
"Where's the book he asked when
he had shed laughing. Il meant
to put l. name down"
"You q t haze to register When
you bus = Car" said the girl. She
didn't know just what was wrong
with that nan.
"But / want a room." he said.
"Ohw came from the girl as she
realized the mistake that had been
made. There's the desk over
there. This is the cigar stand. Go
there and get your room"
Then she dropped into chair TO
laugh. Pretty soon the clerk came
10 the stand.
"Say," he said TO the girl, what
made yol tell that man we had
rooms here for from 10 to so cents
night? Hc said re wasn't cheap
and would take the quarter one.
He's gone away with a bad opinion
of u.s.
"That's not the worst Of it, said
the girl. lies gone away with one
of our fifteen cent cigars too. -
change.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10
A Fable For Critics.

Once there was an OK. He
was a good. hefty OK He could
pull big lead He never baked
but always liked to go straight
ahead But the OK had enemies.
There wa the flea and his whole
big family I'VE don't care
whether the OK travels or not, F"
said the flea and his folks. "All
we want is some of his blood. I"
Whereupon the fieas eternally
pestered the OK and gave him
that tired feeling.
There was the tom cat and his
brothers the doubling thomases.
I'VE don't know whether this OK
is going the right way or not, l"
said the thomases. Anyhow
well scratch his back for him 7"
Wheupon the felines jumped on
the back of the OK and scratched
him for fair, which made the OK
exceedingly sorrowful.
Then there was the fiste pup
and his fellow fistes-a whole
litter of istes. I'VE don't care
how slow the OK goes" said the
istes; ''the slower the merrier
for us. All we want is TO lag be-
hind him and bite his tail. 7"
Whereupon the fistes snapped
continually at the tail Of the OK,
which gave the OK a mighty
mournfulness.
Finally the OK, pestered con-
tinually with the fieas and the
fistes, got to looking sickly. He
stopped and lay down ons his job,
and there was no more going for
ward for him."
Key to the situation: The
town is the OK. The fleas and
the felines and the fistes are
those citi ems who criticize every
progressive movement and do
everything they can in their petty
ways TO make the OK quit pulling
in the right direction.
Moral: Give the OK a chance
to pull. Everybody ho.ler, Cit
up. "-Ex.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10

against the Judge before they
vote against him, or refuse to
vote for him. The law abiding,
order loving. God serving voters
of this circuit ought TO remember
that it is not so much what just
ice costs, as the quality of justice
that we get.
What the best interest Of the
people of this circuit and of ev-
cry circuit, so far as that is con-
.cerned. requires, is that all laws
be enforced all the time against
all the the people who violate
time.
Judge Ely has done that, and
has done it well, and it is the
duty o t all wao favor that
sort of administration. without
regard to politics or of conse-
quences TO stand by him and help
him uphold, maintain and enforce
the law.
ONE WHO FAVORS JUSTICE
OTE:-The above so far as it APP
plies TO Judge Ely seems to fit the
case exactly.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10

couraging and disheartening
Even those who honestly want
reform are sometimes forgetful
Great services seem in time to
TO shrinz in Importance, and We
at last seem to feel that any one
else could have done quite as
well.
The article fits the case of
Judge Ely so well, that it would
seem to have been written eX-
pressly concerning him For
more than fifteen years he has
fearlessly and impartially dis
charged his duties. and in so
doing has been compelled TO
punish severely, unlawful rum
sellers and gamblers who infest
every town in his circuit. Such
punishment as he has inflicted
has required nerve, courage and
consistency, and has brough
order out of chaos in several
communities in his circuit, and
has made it possible for peop e
TO ply their lawful vocations with
an abiding sense of security in all
their rights of every nature.
And while doing this, he has. of
course made enemies of the
criminals he he has punished.
And enemies of at least some of
their relatives and friends. and
what is strange. have made enc
mics of some of the people who
have called for law en- forcement.
and law reform. Some of the
people who have talked loudest
and longest in favor of reform
and against rum and gambling,
Rave turned against Judye Elyfor
doinge what they themselves in
sisted upon, and are claiming that
some men. became of thheir pro-
minence. should not have been
punished at all, and others should
not have been punished so Sc
verely
There are none, we venture to
say, no, not one, that is opposing
him on the ground that he has
failed to do his duty. 1t is simply
because he has found some man
guilty that so melody thinks
ought not to have been so found,
and I punished some man more
than some people think he ought
to have been punished.
We think the News strike The
nail on the head in every utter
ance it has made in the foregoing
article. And we think that It
applies to Judge Ely as if it had
been expressly written concern
ing him And we think further
that the voters of this circuit
ought to ponder well what is
said in the foregoing article. and
ponder well some trivial objec-
tions that have been made
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10

The peak Of Apo, a huge volcanic
mountain in the center of the island
OF Mindanao. has been added to the
category Of mountains remarkable
for possessing animal species Pc
culiar to themselves and differing
from those Of the surrounding low
lands. Or. f. A. Mearns announces
as the result Of a months examina-
ton Of Apo that most OF the sPe-
cics and several of the genera col
lected on its higher portions are new
TO science. Ii has added three gen.
era and more than a score Of species
to the list Of birds inhabiting the
Philippines. Its animal life to a
large extent differs not only from
that Of the lowlands, but also from
that Of the other highlands Of the
srchipelago.-Exchange.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10

Professor Fritz Knorr OF the Col
orado Agricultural college has found
tobacco growing wild in greatest
profusion in the Montezuma valley
Of Colorado. Professor Knorr is a
native Of Kentucky and knows to-
baccO culture all the way from
planting the seed to breaking the
necks OF the big green worms.
While attending the farmers inst-
tute at Cortez, in the Montezuma
valley, Professor Knorr was asked
TO suggest method for Graduating
a very troublesome weed. He took
a sample of the weed 10 examine
and was amazed TO see in it very
fine specimen Of wild tobacco. IL
seems that none Of the farmers
there was familiar with the tobac-
CO plant and did not recognize the
obnoxious weed as the ancestor of
the cigars they were smoking. Ii
is believed that tobacco was raised
extensively in the Montezuma val
lev ages ago by the cliff dwellers,
the lost race that left so many evi-
dences Of their civilization and vet
mot a line Of their history. The
wild tobacco plant fiourishes there
in greatest profusion in vicinities
thought 10 have been cultivated by
the mysterious race and along what
are believed TO have once been their
irrigation bitches. - Kansas City
Star.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10
A Letter..

ERSBURG, IND, DEC %, 1907
EDITOR:
| n the llth inst. (December).
Indianapolis News. which is
ay for reform, put lished an
Gle relating TO officers who do
7 duty, and the way that I co
remember them for it is enti-
"A Good Sign" and is as
1ws;
"A Good SIGN.
The announcement that the
l-SalOon League proposes to
ID by governor Hanly in case
5 assailed for espousing the
sc Of good government in the
Ent campaign in Columbus;
0, reminds Us that public.men
not always supported when
DO their duty. The memoir
oi the people are very short.
they are rather prone to
pei the good things that a
l)es and to remember Il e
takes he may make. There
many demands, and they are
Stent, for honesty and courage
pubic men, many demands
they enforce the law, and
an end to corrupt practices
too often when a public Off
oeglnS to do these things the
men who have demanded
they be done, criticise the
methods, object to this or
act, and end by forgetting
sether the wise, courageous
patriotic action that may
been taken But they do
forget the mistakes. On the
Iary. they are SO keen to re-
Aoer them, and often argue
what they demanded is itself
|stake.
elreiore, We are glad TO know
lne Antl-Saloon League pro-
70 uphold the Governor. 1t
ast will not forget services
|ufi parfornel. On the
rary- i proposes to fight his
s and to stand behind him
,al ~ who has done his duty
VINO has refused to be inti-
sition.
M ..eh u seems as though men
apt want reform except in
a0stract. 1t is a fine thing to
ABOUT and often a most ex-
u' scheme by which to get
But when it comes to be
Aeu out into laws or to be put
|. practice 4 by public officers
,,iS = always some one who is
~. and then there is a
/ 70 l.
Ss1 ~ neart. Many a public
snss nas mad precisely this ex-
''e and andit is most dis
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10

Here j variation Of cranberry
iellv: Takc OF the stems and wash
half a cupful Of raisins and boil
them in & capful and three-quarters
OF water until the water IS reduced
to a cupful. Then add a pound Of
sugar and a quart Of cranberries
and boil fifteen minutes. Strain
out the skins and seeds and turn
into q mold. -
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10
ulkDS WEaPoNs.
they Are Not Centred TO the 5-sh
and the -1ur-.


and the Cpur-.
Many people a.c Inclined to think
that brls wcl,ors are PRACTICAL
" confined to Leak and the spurs
with which tie lces Of some birds
are rovdcd. There are, however,
o good many instances OF d%Ferent
srlnamcat. 4 moments reflection
recalls 10 any one the mulelike kick
delivered By the foot Of the ostrich,
which requires no spurs to insure
effectiveness.
Besides this. many birds use their
wings very effectively &s weapons.
People who have spent their child
hood IN the country viii recall hou
fiercelv the domestic gander uses
his wings, and among domestic
fowls the cocks not only use their
wings 70 blind their adyersaries, but
batter their opponents quite severe
" with them. Although doves have
been selected as emblems Of peace,
yet they are rather pugnaci0us and
when Quarreling among themselves
bring their wings into play TO good
advanta-e
Birds ng the wing 10 strike a
blow usrsv attempt to land on
their ads. aries with the wrist
joint. Tbs demand for a wing
weapon among birds has in some
species brought about remarkable
and formidable Developments. The
spur winged geese OF Africa have a
spur on the bend Of the wing some
times attaining length of one and
one-half inches and fully as savage
an appearing weapon as that of .
gamecock. One Of the wrist bones
known as the radiale projects be-
yond the others and Is capped with
the spur
A now extinct species Of bird
which formerly inhabited Rodriguez
was fightless. but an outgrowth OF
bone at the joint Of the radius and
metacarpus formed a knob that rem
dered the short wing as dangerous
among birds as policeman's billy
Some Of the Australian pheasants
and other gallinaceous birds have
blunt tubercles on the wings, in
creasing their effectiveness as weap-
ons. Africa. Asia and South Annex
lea produce a number Of species OF
spur winged plovers.
The jacanas. tropical or semi
tropical birds Of both hemisphere,
have many OF them more or less
developed spurs OH the wings, while
one genus. though without spurs,
has the bone Of the wing widened
and fiattened, forming a sort of
scimiter.
The screamers, birds related 10
ducks. are the most formidably arm
ed birds as to wings. They are pro-
vidcd with two spurs on each wing
instead Of one. the inner and longer
one Of which i a three sided stllet-
to Of neellelike sharpness.
Some birds while young have a
claw on the wing which Is used BY
the bird not as a weapon, but as an
assistance in dragging itself along,
after the manner Of bat. The gal
linules are an example Of birds hav-
ing such claws while young, the
structure being lost before the birds
reach maturity. II Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1908-01-10
A Noble Critic.

When Pope was first introduced
to Lord Halifax to read his 'Iliad,
the noble critic generously criticised
this PASSAGE and that word at fire.
quent intervals. The poet was
stung with vexation, FOR the parts
that most pleased him were the
ones most criticised. As he re-
turned home with Sir Samuel
Garth he revealed his displeasure.
"Oh." said Garth, "you are not
acquainted with his lordship. He
must criticise. At the next visit
read him tho same passages and tell
him YOU recollected his criticisms"
Pope made use of this stratagem.
Lord Halifax was delighted and ex-
Pope, thev are now in
imitable"
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Anxious.

"Why is Alderman Goldstein
always so excited and uneasy
when he hears an automobile
approachingg
Because his wife ran away
from him in an automobile and
he fears every moment that she
will return. Transatlantic Tales.
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"If YOU were to actually reach the
north pole your occupation would
be gone"
"Not at ALL" answered the arctic
explorer. "It would doubtless be as
hard to rediscover as it was to To-
cate in the first place. ce.'-Washing-
ton Star.
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Fate.

Marie how does it happen
that | just saw you giving your
sweetheart my cake ard my
wine?
Il don't understand it, either
for | covered uD the keyhole. -
Transatlantic Tales.
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Practicing.

George Goode That nasty
Tommy Tuffin called me a liar to-
day. ma.
Mamma The young villain.
What made him say such thing?
Georgia Goode--His uncle told
him he might be President some
day. Puck.
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FOR CONGRESS,
Sd District Indiana.

EM W. E. Cox is this week announced as candidate
reelection to Congress from this district Mr.. Cox
] b an his 1st term last Dec and is in Wash
FOD D. attending to the duties of his position. We
|w Of no opposition to his reelection at this time.