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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
MARIE CAHILL.

Marie Cahill in her smart" must
cal play, Marrying Mary" will ap-
pear at Polls thea er tomorrow
night 1t is in this vehic that the
charming coincidence has made the
greatest hit Of her career, for it
gives her the widest latitude to dis
play her manifold charms and tai
ents, She captured New York, Chi
cago, Boston, Philadelphia, Buffalo
and all the large cities of the United
States with her production and her
appearance here for the first time
in her life is already arousing much
interest. Miss Cahill is termed the
Lest coincidence on the American
stage and the critics have declared
that Marrying Mary" is by far the
most pleasing musical play of the
past decade. Marrying Mary is diff
ferent from all Other musical plays
and therefore Is an absolute novelty.
1t has a substantial plot that is full
of bright lines and amusing situa-
tions and interviewer in it are the
tuneful music and songs supplied by
Silvio Helm, one of Americas ris-
ing young composers. The book,
written by Edwin Milton Royle,
author of "The Squaw Man" In
the cast are Eugene Cowles, the
basso; Sam B. Hardy, who starred
in London in Sherlock Holmes;
William T. Clark, who plays the part
of Senator Bunchgrass; Mark
Smith as Senator Smudge; William
Clifton as Willie Drinkwater;
Charles Judels as the Frenchman;
Nellie Lynch as the maid and Anna
Mooney as Kitty Kulpepper. The
famous "long-skirted" chorus, al
ways a pleasing feature of every
Cahill production, adds gayety to the
performances. Prices 25c to $3.50.
Seats now on sale. Telephone 1854.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
COMING EVENTS.

April 9-Turn hall. Scovill street,
dance and reception given by the
Four Leaf Social club.
April 20.-Buckingham Music
hall, reception and dance by Algon-
quin club.
April 20-Leavenworth hall. Leap
year entertainment and social given
by the I. o. of st Luke.
April O-Leavenworth hall, Leap
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
Woman Uses Poker In Defense.

Beverly. y. J.. April s-yigorously
welding a poker which she managed
to grasp while struggling with a man
who had attacked her in her home.
AIRS. William Baker saved her life.
Her assailant was captured and IN the
Office OF a justice Of the peace had to
be projected both from his victim and
her Infatuated husband.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06

washington. April s-Mrs. Roose
velt and party returned to Washington
over the Soufhern railway frum an
exsend-d trip fhrp-zh the south.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
THOSE SUDDEN TWlNGEs.

to give relief, II taken In time. n
cures the kidneys. and thus cures
backache. lame back, headache. dizzy
spells. urinary troubles. rheumatis
pain, gravel, dropsy swellings, ner-
vousness. languor. sciatica. and all
other symptoms OF kidney troubles.
Fifty thousand people have testi-
fed to the worth Of Doan's kidney
Pills. Here's home case.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
WATERBURY, PROOF.

Mrs William Messick Of 5ss High
land avenue. Waterbury. Conn. says:
Both my husband and myself have
used Doan's Kidney Pills and can REQ
ommend them. For myself. l never
found any other remedy that would
bring such relief | had been suffer-
ing with my back for long time and
the pain was almost constant Doc
toring did not help Il much and hav-
ing heard Of Doan's Kidney Pills I
sent to the H. w. Lake Drug COM
pany for a box. Relief came very
quickly and ~ length the trouble dis
appeared entirely. Ny experience led
SIR Messick TO use the remedy. Meth
er one of US have had any trace Of the
trouble since. and Il gives ne both
pleasure to recommend Dosn's Kt1e
ney Pills-"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
DUBLIN STREET STATION.

FOR MERIDEN AND MIDDLErowN-
100 . N, s.i0 p n
W. G. BIERD r c COIsEY
Gen SupL AsstGea. Pass AT
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06

SPRING SALE OF HOUSE CLEANING SPECIAL
TIES.
You will need many of the following list for the
spring house cleaning. Buy them now and save
money.
Every article mentioned is STANDARD-the best of
it's kind. You will do well to look this list over care
fully:
Bristle Floor Brushes, regular $1.25.. CSC
Dust Brushes, regular 12c. 1Oc
Scrubbng Brushes 1oc and 12c.... ........ &c
Handy House Brushes. ..... &C
Crevice Brushes ........ &c
Window Brush and handle 500. SOC
Mop and Stick complete .......... -. 19c
Hard Wood Floor Mops $50. &c
Lamb Wool Wall Brushes. S9c
Stove Brushes'... ...... 800. -. t t
Soap at DC per oar
Including Lenox PRIDE Naptha and Tuck.
swifts Washing Powder, lib packages for 25c
Scrub Securing Soap at 800. -. &c
Dutch Cleanser -. -. ..... 3 cans for 25c
Pine Tree State Washing Powder, Alb package
Brooms, regular 25c 49,. :. ...... 19c
IMPORTED ENAMEL WARE.
White lined and white outside.
Tea Kettles regular $1.89, now. ....... ST %
Sauce Pans, regular 69c, now ..... 49c
Cooking Pots, regular csc, now 50c
Coanders, regular 25c, now ....... 19c
Tea and Coffee Pots, all sizes One-haf marked price
Cooking Kettles, regular CSC, now 49,. -. -. 65c
Rice Boilers, regular SLIPS, 49,. -. -. Soc
Mixing Bowls, regular 29c, now 19c
Hand Basins, regular Csc, -. -. -. . 19c
Fry Pans regular 25c, now 19c
Lip Sauce Pans, regular 25c, now 19c
Hydrocarbons
Made by the Jewett Manufacturing Co. our lead
er 49,. $4.98
others up to .......... 1913
Oil Cooking Stoves, burner S3sg
Ovens for Oil or Gas Stoves SOC
"The Florence" Automatic Blue Flame Oil Stove,
burners, stands 80 inches high, to 16x35,
guaranteed to give satisfaction, operated
Complete line of Garden Seed, Vegetable and
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06

Find q purchaser tor what you
have TO sell By placing a &c adv in
the Democrat.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
A GIRLS FIRST CORSET

A GIRLS FIRST CORSET
largely governs future figure and forms potent
influence in the matter of her health Importance
above price attaches the selection of corset whch
will obyjae and correct the faults induced by ord
nary corsets LOGIC COMPELs CONVICTION THAT
SAFETY LIES IN RIGHTLY CONSTRUCTED
FRONT LACING CORSET.
The manufacturers state they do not build corset
to FIT you. They build corset that YOU Will III.
Not one figure in hundred is an absolutely perfect
model yet ninety and nine of them desire TO appear
as such IL the corset is made to fit them the ninety
and nine will appear to disadvantage III they yield
their figures the gently persuasive lines OF this per-
feet corset the little imperfections will be overcome
YOUR FIGURE ADAPTs ITSELF WITH UTMOST
EASE TO THE GRACEFUL LINES OF THE MAR
Vicious CORSETS.
MRS THOMPSON, the personal representative OF
the manufacturers, will be with only during this
week DO not fail to take advantage of this rare OPP
portunity for the correct corsetng of your figure.
TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY a handsomely fin
isbed dainty, style Pocket Mirror. precisely in
entioned purse portmanteau will be presented
to every woman visiting Corset Department who
investigates the merits of Irresistible and the Cos
sard Corsets.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
EAGLES' HALL
Annual Smoker c.: E: &c. E; !; T. Y.
WEDNESDAY EVENING. APRIL a

On payment of annual dues, one
dollar, members can secure tickets
from the following committee: P.
F. Mcmahon, r. T. Halliwell, Multi
gan's cafe. Charles Corcoran at VIII
lard lunch room. Fred Bauby at
cigar store. and Schincel & Farley at
the Battery.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
Railroad Time Table.
IN EFFECT MARCH 20. 1908.
Trains Leave West Main Street Sta
ton as Follows:
NAUGATUCK DIVISION.

FOR BRIDGEPORT AND NEW YORK -
e:2s. T:5i, u 07 D. m: 2:ii. 4:15: COZ D. m
FOR ANSONIA AND NEW HAVEN
e:2S T:5, e:to. il.07 10 AnsoniaI a m. I;
2:Il, 4:I5 6:0z. $50 d m.
FOR WATERrOwN-e:f7, s:s4, II:Il. a. m;
6:i4. 7sO5 D. m.
FOR THoMAsToN. ToRRINGToN AND
WINSTED s:47. s:25. loss a m ass.
5;o0 ESQ p. m: SUNDAYS. s:s5 m. s:Ii
nm.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06

THEY LACE IN FRONT.
The GOssard Corsets have strong
hose supporters. They stand the
tension. They are boned with new
process boning, guaranteed to be the
best.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
Sunday Trains.

FOR observation-disclosures with sub1rbaa
trainsl-sss3o. sl0s3O \ m; s:ss. sI.J3. 6.5B
.connecting for Springfield. Worcester. AM
Bosto1.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06
HIGHLAND DIVISION.

HIGHLAND DIVISION.
FOR HARTFORD. SPRINGFIELD. w.t.
LIMANrIC. WORCESTER PROvI-
DENCE, PUTNAM AND BOSTON,
5:10. s.g2. Ito Hartford q m. I2:i5 STA
s.3l p. N. 90 Hartford and Springaeld,l
FOR DANBUKY-ssS q m: $50. s.0J p
FOR PoUGHKEEPsIE-s:y = N. ass p N
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-04-06

THEY LACE IN FRONT.
The single fact that they lace in
front makes them superior to all
other corsets. The principle OF con-
structiOn is right-right for grace,
right for health, right for style.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
The Problem Of Friendship.

The science of making and keeping
friends is pursuit which immeasura-
bly, enriches ones life It is, indeed
far more exact science than many
realize, and is governed by laws as
truly as by sentiment
Prominent among these laws is
addition. No one need hope to enter
the realm of true friendship until he
is prepared to add the choicest of his
treasures of mind and heart to the
life of his friend, to give largely and
generously CT his appreciation, his sym
pathy, his love, good measure, pressed
down, running over"
Nor is ii contradiction TO say that
the law of subtraction is equally es-
sential. A friend is pre-eminently an
individual who is willing upon many
occasions TO place before his own per-
sonallty minus sign in order to meet
the interests and needs of his friend.
de who insists on filling the time of
friendly intercourse with a recital of
his own experiences is ignoring that
law. TO make ones self at times an
unostentatious cipher, to which the gen
erous numeral of our friends life shall
be prefiXed, is often TO insure to the
relationship a higher value
These two laws being observed there
is certain to come a realization of the
compensatory law Of multiplication. He
who would live a dozen lives in one
short span of years can do it only
through friendships. In the sharing
Of another's purposes and ambitions. he
viii find his intellect broadened: in en-
tering into the joys and sorrows Of
his fellows. he will discover that his
heart-life has deepened
DiVision-here is the supreme test
of friendship, in the tactful dividing
of ones experiences. in order to give
to another that part of our life which
shall stimulate, not depress; exhilarate,
not discourage. Not too much of our
triumph or success to one whom cir
have forced to live linn
tied life, not too much Of our trou-
bles and failures to her who looks TO
us for sunshine and cheer N
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
U)ondn' U)orId
Conducted by Helene vaIeau,

condition should sEampooing be done
ofteneT than once in three weeks. and
once a month is apt to give more bene-
fetal results.
A mistake frequently made i'm treat
ing oily scalps is the use of tonics that
are overastringent, for these will con-
tract the glands too quickly, having
precisely the same effect that too drv-
ing applications cause.
An excellent tonic to be nut on every,
night in connection with massage n,
the scalp is made Of two drains each
oil spirits of rosemary. spirits of THYME
ana alcoholic tfncture of cantharides.
one dram of bicarbonate of soda. one
dram Of oil Of mace. sevend rops each
of oils of nutmeg and cinnamon and
halt m ounce each of violet ammonia
ano cologne. Into the cologne put the
three oils and dissolve the soda in the
first two spirits.
Mix the two combinations and add
the tincture and ammonia last. If the
total quantity does not make five
ounces, add cologne until that meas
ure is complete. Should there be any
soreness of the scalp this cannot be
used, as the ammonia will cause a
smarting.
In its place may be applied a tonic
MADE of one-half ounce of alcoholic
ulncture of cantharides, three quarters
OF an ounce each of spirits of rose
mary. glycerin and aromatic vinegar
and one and one-half ounces of rose
water.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
An Example to Policemen.

Chief Clerk w H. Kipp of the New
York police department was discussing
with a reporter the qualities most de-
sirable in a. policeman.
"A policeman should be above all
things resourceful," said Mr.. Kipp.
There was a resourceful policeman
wrestling with two troublesome
DRINKS last Washington's birthday
night. The men were more than the
officer could manage till he dragged
one to a trolley post. got his two arms
around it, and then slipped the hand
cuffs on him, leaving him there to hug
the post till the patrol was ready to
come for him.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
PLACES PATIENCE ABOVE ALL.
Supreme Quality in Good Wife, Ac-
cordinq to This Writer.

Patience is the supreme quality of a
good wife.
When humanity shall have evolved
perfect race of men there will be less
need of this virtue in women. Now it
IS chief of the indispensable qualities.
For the twentieth century wife must
inevitably learn that she has married
an imperfect creature many degrees
below the god of her girlish fancy. And
Tor the facing of this unwelcome fact
sne requires abundant patience.
Woman's most blessed work in the
world is the long, long task of foster
ing the blossoms and ripening the
truit of character in the young. For
TINS there is need of a patience half
divine
You are growing TO have the look in
your face that mother has. You don't
look like US boys any more" said a boy
TO his sister. That new look which the
BOY noted could not name was pa
lence. There is scarcely a wifely vir-
tue but by over indulgence may be-
come a defect. Yet no wife has ever
mad too large stock of patience. The
patient wife forgives her husbands ILL
humors. She discounts his failures and
eXaggerates his uccesses.-Chicag
American
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
WENT TOO FAR INTO FUTURE.
Fortune TelIer's Last Words Caused
Quick Chance of Opinion.

You are going to be married within
year." said the fortune teller who
guaranteed to give satisfaction.
The young lady heaved a glad sigh
You will go to Europe on your
wedding trip
The beautiful girl drew two or three
glad signs and murmured
GO on, please"
He will be rather tall and he will
have dark hair
The girl trembled with joy She had
been skeptical when she sat down.
Now she was convinced that the for
tune teller was blessed with second
sight
rs that all?" she asked.
You will have plenty of money, and
you will live in another city"
I am sure it must be George" said
the girl, forgetting in her joy that she
was speaking out loud. do you see
anything else in my hand?"
The fortune teller looked again and
studied the lines carefully
Yes she said at length, you will
have six children, and"
Il believe you are a regular fraud, 4"
angrily declared the young lady as she
picked up her gloves and hastily de-
parted.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
Nicknames of Royalties.
(Harper's Weekly

(HarperS Weekly.)
| While the free-and- easy American
might refer to the chief executive as
Teddy" it seems to surprise him to
| learn that his cousins across the water
| indulge in similar familiar terms when
speaking of their monarchs. In Great
Britain and Germany especially are
nicknames popular, and almost ali
members of the royal families, as well
as prominent men generally, have
them
His majesty Edward VII is frequent
ly referred to as "ErdreX obvi-
ously derived from the royal signature.
Edward: Rex. Prior to his assump-
ton of the crown he was Familiarity
known as BERTHE" and by the other
members of the royal family as THE
GUY nor"
That the emperor Of all the Russias
is beloved by many of his subjects,
popular ideas to the contrary notwith-
standing, is evidenced by the familiar
designation Of ''Nicky,'' which has
chung to him since his boyhood. THE
Father" as the late king of Denmark
was generally called, as we'll as the
Father Francis" by which designa-
ton King Francis Joseph is known,
show affection and reverence. King
Leopold of Belgium must content him
self with the unfattering title of The
King with a Nose
The Little Signor," as the king of
italy is termed by his subjects, recalls
the endearing term of the battered SOL
diers of France-"The Little Corporal"
Her Royal Shyness'' is the nickname
bestowed by the queen of Norway upon
her sister, the duchess of Fife The
queen herself has always been known
to her relations and intimate friends
as Harry"
Many of the mobiles of England bear
queer nicknames. among the most odd
and unaccountable of which is Blue
Monkey applied to the Marquis de
Several. The king himself bestowed
upon Lord Buchan the very appropri
ate title of Pocket Adonis,'' and upon
Lord Ribblesdale that of 1.-THE Ances-
tor because of the latter's odd style
of dress.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
Be Clean.

The most robust and enduring race
on earth today are the japanese, and
every Japanese of high or low degree
has his daily all-over wash. Hot wa
ter, soap and a scrubbing brush. ap-
piled briskly at least twice a week
are required to dissolve away the eff
fete skin flakes and remove the cloth
ing int which chokes the mouths of
our skin pores. A rinse in cold water
afterward prevents taking cold You
hear of people claiming to have good
health who boast that they do not
battle themselves regularly or often.
Well they are not agreeable persons
for one with an acute perception of
odors 90 live in the same house with:
that's all. II is not a pleasant mat
ter to speak of, but it is absolutely
necessary for every person at least to
wash thoroughly neck, chest, shoulders
and under the arms every day. The
days underwear must not be worn at
night.
Bedding. blankets. cloaks, over
coats and wooden garments must be
aired, beaten and summed frequently.
Live sweet and clean in mind and
body md be beautiful
Hold the spine straight, the chin up.
your heels against the wall Then
the more nearly the backs of your
legs and your spine all the way up.
including the back of your neck, can
come 10 touching the wall the more
nearly you will be standing in the
correct position and the one to Guilt
vate hahitually. Holding the chin in
and the back straight are the essen
tial to the free action of the great
nerves that go out from the spinal cord.
Sit square upon your hips and on
la4 ha
Finally. walk from the hips, not from
the knees.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
A Noisy Operation.

Mrs. Boorman Wells, one of the Eng
lish suffragists, was describing at q
dinner in New York very disorderly
suffragette meeting.
THE noise" she said, "can only be
lfkened to the hubbub that / once
heard coming from the nursery Of a
friend with whom I was taking tea.
Terrified by this Internal turmoil,
my friend and I burst into the nursery
breathless. The children, in q close
group by the window. the baby in the
middle. looked up calmly.
What on earth are you doing?' the
mother demanded.
We've found said the Oldest boy,
'poor. grandma's teeth, and were fling
them down and fitting them on the
baby
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
DIV Hair.

t-.g washing an ely scalp special
c,,,'a.1.Ilo1ent is necessary If the abnormal
ay tuition Of the glands that causes the
49, Of oil is 10 be checked. Be
.5e nagnning The shampoo rub into
ro5ss p TO absorb the oil mixture
az. 'f one ounce Of soft water and
Mas. sN eeG beaten together. Then
me scalp with clear warm water.
1sir' ,lef excellent cleanser for oily
5slf - mace from quillia bark. To one
hal, lI.t of boiling water and one-half
1aIs p.hl Of boiling water add one
5or,Lg.u hee Of quillia bark. that may be
ytsp5 al any druggists. Let this
shsL-., put not on the stove. until cool.
sosn intervals. Strain and use as
opr,e1 PARTS Of green soap and CO.
d qcsr. make an excellent shampoo for
1rensup with distended glands. The
four 'b5S suon should stand for twenty
AM, hours. shaking occasionally
sgerts nao Of these three cleaning
Who : should be selected by 4 woman
IS vo~,,, an Noted with oily hair, and it
ii while repeating that under no
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
God Is Near.
BY John A. joyce
cd is near upon the ocean,

By John A. Joyce.)
God is near upon the ocean,
God is near upon the land;
He is All, both rest and motion
We are only grains of sand.
Little mites upon life's billow,
May flies buzzing out the hour,
Dreams upon a fevered pillow,
Dewdrops on d withered flower.
Only waiting for tomorrow,
That has never come to man,
Here we live in joy and sorrow,
Chasing phantoms as we can.
Chasing pleasure, chasing greatness,
Over tangled walks and waves;
But we learn the bitter lateness
Just before we find our graves.
Hope is nigh with fairy fingers,
Tracing sunbeams on the way;
Magic memory ever fingers,
Busy with the bygone day.
Life and death are but the portals
To a realm of endless rest;
God is working through His mortals,
All in some way shall be blessed,
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
Not Hard Work.

Professor William Frear of the Penn
sylvania State college discussed in
Harrisburg the eighty-three kinds of
breakfast foods that he recently tested
for the government.
Most of them were very good, said
Professor Frear. 1.-THE taste test, in
most cases, was pleasure rather than
work. To make work out of it would
be to act like a little boy | know in
Bellefonte.
This little boys mother went, last
Washington's birthday, to reception,
leaving the baby in Jimmy's care. With
an injured look, Jimmy said on her re
turn:
Mamma, 1 wish you wouldn't
make me mind baby again. He was
so bad that 1 had to eat two mince pies
and half the fruit cake to amuse
him ?"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
A Cheeky VIII.

r. w Hebberd, New York's commits
sioner of charities, showed with q
luminous illustration, in the course Of
a recent address, the harmful effect of
indiscriminate charity.
AN old woman in Utica" he said
HAD been given pint of milk and a
loaf of bread daily for eight or nine
years by rich young matron.
"WeH, the old woman died the other
week, and it was found that she had
left a will. In this brief testament she
coolly bequeathed her daily bread and
milk to her nephew"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
Pointing 4 Moral.

Sonny" said Uncle Eben, did you
ever watch one o. dishere little tug
boats come snortin' along takin' kyal
of great big ocean liner?"
"Yaas. indeed" answered Pickanin-
ny jim.
An did you ever see one er desc
'lectric motors pick up a handsome
shiny locomotive an drag it from de
Baltimo tunneI?"
Lots o. times"
An did you ever see quiet OF
lnee-sprung white boss pullin' help
less automobile to town.
Il Sho' has"
We'll, sonny, denis all TO remind
you dat no matter how big or impor-
tant an stylish you gifts, dar amt no
tellin' when you may need help FUN
somebody dat don seem to cut no fig
ure wuf mentionir''
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
In Keokuk.

An actor said at the Players club:
1T is always q delight to tour with
Eddie Foy, or Fitzgerald. GER
tainly wish 1 was going out with the
dear fellow in Hamlet.
"Once, in the town of K.eokuk, Foy
and l went into BARRIERS to get
shaved. When the barber got through
with him Foy applied his handkerchief
to his face and said:
Young man, you have missed your
vocation. You ought to be an oyster
opener
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1908-03-07
Heavy Tins.

Yes" said the talkative barber, 'Tn
recent years we BARRIERS expect tips"
I'll give you three" sputtered the
man in the chair, as he blew the lather
out of his mouth.
You are very kind. sir"
Yes, I'll give you a tip that the
shaving soap tastes like axle grease,
the razor feels like a saw and if you
don't stop clipping the skin off my ear
I'll get up and thrash you within an
inch of your life