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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

MANI Instances illustrating the
possibilities Of cat breeding as a bus
ness Tor women GOULD be given
but | shall coEfEe myself to briefly
reciting the experience Of one lady In
New Jersey as showing what iutelli-
gent breeding, bard work aud fair
dealing will acco.EDlish When but
girl In her teens this young lady
mace up her mind t. take up long
hG!ei Persian. but nas not in a po~
sl,l5n ~ put ap ttc l'cessary money
o. STAR. 90 k-c1iaa h'r own counsel
and hiding her imo she patiently
g-isei Tor an opLunaity to present.
Itself. Finally in looking over the
" Fos sale ads in Now York IA
Per she saw lit.ip one Of long haired
ParsiaL kittens aINeaiard at a very
!cr tr.-e. la5 Goiigg the name and
4 dress she starred fu New York tie
next morning. osteuzihly fer the pur-
pose Of purEasiug a spring bat with
certain money her 'Ger had given
hcr That cveuing she returned
home with kitten BIT without the
hat. Her next step was to sell
Gnely educated parrot which she had
riaed AMI iaysst the proceeds IN
female cat or tao. This gave her a
start. from which. una.dei. she has
bGilt up a repatriation second 10 that
cf 40 other fancier Of America or
England. and nos sole owner OF a
large and successfli cattery
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

evening prayer and farewell sermon.
This IL the rector's last Sunday ii
the Cairo charge and he desires all
communicates 10 make il possible tC
attend either the 1880 a m. or II a
m. service for communion.
Music for the service Will be as
follows. Professional hymn 80: ser.
vice in f. Major, by Stainer; Shorter
kyrie. gradual after Epistle 235
Gloria TibL Nicene Greed, hymn be-
fore sermon SCI anthem God 50
Loved the World" by qnartette AMI
chorus. Sursum Corda, Sanctus. Bene.
iictus qui Vent, Agnus Del, Gloria in
EXcelsis amen seyen-fold, Nunc II.
m;ttis PA. Recessional hymn 80
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
Presbyterian Church.

Corner OF Eighteenth street ant
Washington avenue. Manse adjoin
ing. Pastor Rev. A. S. Buchanan
school 10 a. M Evening service 80
p. m, Christian Endeayor $50 p. III
Prayer meeting Wednesday 1880 p. III
Junior Christian Endeavor Sundar
2::30 p. m.
Morning subject Our City a PEE
fiction of Beauty" Evening, Wasted
Energies c. f. topic, Missionaries :
All the morning service the anthem
will be a settiag Of Kipllng's Recess
sional TO music by Heidlnger
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

An Eu.Isrrian, fond Of boastlng
OF his ancestry. took coin from his
racsel an. pointing TO the head en-
glayed on IL. saia My great great
grandfather was made lord by the
King whose picture you see on this
sE.rVg"
WHAT a coincidencet' said his
Yankee comTanion. who at once pro-
d4cad another coin " My great-great-
andrather was made an angel by
the Indian whose picture you see on
this cent
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
First Methodist.

Corner OF Eighth and Walnut
streets Rev. ] G, Dee, pastor Sun
day school gs45 a. m. John Snyder
superintendent. Preaching II a. M
and 1880 p. m. Junior League p. m
Mrs. Kate Lemen snperintendent Ep.
worth League $3.50 p. m, Miss Bes.
sic Wilson president
Morning subject, Wasted Energies Y
Even, Wasted Resources.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
St. Joseph's Church.

J Corner OF Cross and Walnut:
streets. Father James Gillen, pastor.
Services will he held at st. Josephs
Roman Catholic church today as fol.
lows: First mass and sermon, 8 a.
On. High mass and sermon. 10 &. u.
Sunday school. 3 y. m. Vespers and
benedlction, p. m.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
CATHOLIC NOTES,

Scripture reading for the first Sun
day in Advent, is from the EpistIe to
the Romans. chapter XIII. verses /,
TO IA: and from the Gospel to S.
Lake, chapter XXI, verses % 10 -
There shall be signs in the heavens.
Four parochial schools in the Eas.
End in Cincinnati, are free schools
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
At THE CHURCHES
VEN. A. n. w. ANDERSON PREACH.
Es FAREWELL SERMON AT
CHURCH or, REDEEMER.
WASTED Eergies" VIII Be Topic In
Several Pulpits Today With
Special Reference to School
Work.
Cairo Baptist.

Corner OF Tenth and Poplar strets
Parsonage adjoining. Pastor, Rev.
s. G. Ohrum. Sunday school. Gas
a. m. Morning service, II a m. Even
ing service 7.45 p. m, Prayer meeting
Wednesday 1880 p. m. b. Y. p. y,
meeting Sunday Gas p, m.
Morning subject THE Nation
Whose God in the Lord" Evening SUP
ject. Wasted Energies"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
81 PatrIek,s Church.

Corner Of Ninth street and Wash
ington avenue. Father James Dow
ney, pastor. First mass and sermon.
s a. N. High mass and communion
10 a. M. Sunday school p. m. Yes
pers and benediction .. III.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
Emmanuel Lutheran.

Douglas street between Washington
and Walnut streets. Pastor Rev.
Charles Fl. Armstrong. Sunday school
10 a. m. Morning service II o'clock
evening, 1880 o'clock: Sunday school.
O'Clock; Christian Endeavor Gas
o'clock: prayer meeting. Wednesday
night. o'clock.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
Southern Methodist.
Corner

Corner Thirty-seventh and Elm
streets. Pastor Rev j. C. Throg-
morton. Services are as follows:
Sunday school. $3.50 a. IN. Preach.
Ing service, IL a. m. Junior Ep
worth league GAS p. M, 1880 p. m.
Wednesday evening prayer meeting
1880 y m. Friday evening cottage
prayer meetings 7:31 p IN.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
4 Co0k-TCuk Mark.

To keen the cook hook open at the
right place. band made OF east!e,
one inch wide viii be found useful.
when not IA use it may be strapped
across the closed book.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

Did your ancestors have family
tree. Mr.. 'Iaguire2" Family tree,
IS IT, ma'am. one of me ancestors
controlled III intire timber pri lege
Of the GagLpn OF Eden
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
Calvary BAPTIST Church.

Corner of Sixteenth and Poplar
streets. Rev. l.. G. Graham, pastor
Sunday school $50 a. m. Services at
III &. IN. and LAS p. M.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

day morning at III O'Clock at Monte,
fiorc synagogue, HOS Commercial
avenue, second floor. The public is
cordially invited to all meetings.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
Church OF the Redeensr.

Corner of Sixth street and Wash
ingtpn avenue: Ven. A. Fl. w. Ander
son, rector.
7.30 a. m. holy communion; $50
a. m. Sunday school; II a. nj. Holy
communion and sermon, 7:.30 p M.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
Montenore Congregation, Jewish.

Rabbi I.oyitch OF paducah will con.
dact services at the Synagogue at
1850 p. m. Sunday school al 1880 p. m.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
Christian Church.

Services today at Stafford HAN
FL yenth and Washington. Rev
Frank Thompson. pastor. Sunday
school at 10 a M, preaching at II a.
N. and 1870 p. m.
Morning subject, Three Queer
Characters Evening, Wasted En-
ergy' Or From Home 10 a Hogpen
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

The subject of Rabbi Loyitchs lee,
ture this evening will be THE Wan.
dering Jew"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

Boarding House Philosophy.
General DabHey y Maury tells IN
his Is 0lle-tiO4s u . Virgilisn." II
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
STATE OF ILLINOIS, Alexander

STATE OF ILLINOIS, Alexander
County, IS.
In the County Court of said County,
to the November Term. A. d. 1908
In matter of the Guardianship Of
Jacob A. Goldstine, guardian of Ma.
linda and Henry Worthington.
To Malinda Worthington and Henry
Worthington their heirs, etc:
You are hereby notified that on thu
21st day OF November, A. D. 1908.
filed my final report in County Court
of Alexander County. as guardian Of
MaliRda and Henry Worthington
That / viii on Monday. the seventh
day of December, A. d. 1903. ask sal
court 10 be discharged from any ana
all further duties in connection with
the said guardianship, at which tim.
and place. you can be present. il you
desire SO to do,
JACOB A. GOLDSTINE.
Guardian. Etc.
Miles Frederick Gilbert Attorney.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
christian Science Society.

The Christian Science society
holds services every Wednesday
exeEihg at o'clock and every sun
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29
The Samuel White Dry Goods Co.

The New Management has taken over the
entire stock of Mr. Sam'i White and will con-
tinue the business as in the past The same
broad minded courteous and liberal treatment
the same competent help the same line of his Oh
class merchandise as in the pastmaking your pur>
chases not only highly satisfactory to you but
as in the past popular prices will prevail our
aim is to please the public.
Positively the entire stock we have this day
taken from Mr. White will be sold indefinitely
at same prices as prevailed during his Retiring
Sale. In as much as our Mr.. Reiss would be
unable to absent himself from the store, Mr.
White has kindly consented to make trip to
New York for the purpose Of filling in our
stock and selecting Holiday Goods, as fast as
they will arrive we will place them on SAFE at
the closest possible prices.
We respectfully solicit your business and
promise at all times to accord you best Of treat
ment
The Samuel White Dry Goods Go.
SUCCESSORS TO sAML WHITE.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1908-11-29

: ana are supported otu of the ordinary
revenue of the churches
Buffalo, N. Y is to have aCtholic
college for the higher education Of
women, having authority from the
state OF New York to confer degrees
p, in philosophy, science. art and litera'
ture. The Grey Nuns will conduct
the institution
! BY the will of the late RMS. Barbara
Goeckus, Of Baltimore. nearly all her
estate. valued at $4,000, is bequeath'
ed to charitable institutions aud
churches of the Baltimore diocese.
St Vincent de Paul Society, of New
York, has organized the OZanum as
sociation for the entertainment, in
struction and salvation of hoys and
young men who need looking after.
Archbishop Moeller of Cincinnati
has given his approval and blessing
10 new organization called the Lay
mems Home Missionary League. It's
object is 10 reclaim those who should
belong to the church, to bring inI
those who would be members If they
only knew the way, and TO safeguard
those who are indanger."
The vacant see Of Shrewsbury, Eng
land. has been filed by the appoint |
ment of Mgr Hugh Canon Singleton |
Of Seacombe, Birkenhead, He Is the |
fifth Bishop OF Shrewsbury.
The Emperor OF Auctria has sent
/ donation 10 ST. Stephens church /
south River. n, !. The rector Rev.
Iictor Won Kabinii, a nobleman, was
subject of the emperor
Princess Adelheid, eldest daughter
fthe Duchess of Parma. has become
nun. Her grandmother and an aunt
re nuns in the Isle of Wight convent.
Ter great uncle is Dominican fiar
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-08-05
NOT GOOD PATIENTS.
Doctors Are Hard to Manage, Says .
Trained Nurse.

Doctors Are Hard to Manage, Says .
Trained Nurse.
II suppose it is treason to my supe
ror officer to say so, but doctors are
certainly not easy patients to man.
age" remarked the trained nurse cat
least, this has always been my expert
ence, and most nurses, you will find.
agree with me in the matter. I have
recently been nursing a physician
through typhoid. and my experience
with him was typical of the cases OF
the profession in general.
Doctors know altogether too much
for their own peace of mind, you see.
Each new symptom is recognized, and
If it is an unfavorable one. why. the
patients weakened condition usually
leads him to lay great stress upon it
Then, since he has always been in q
position to issue orders to the nurse,
he cannot easily bring himself to take
orders from her, and he is disposed to
criticise and take exception to treat
ment which the ordinary patient re
ceives as matter of course.
''But perhaps the most troublesome
thing of all is the mania which the
doctor has for taking his temperature
II he has moderately high fever and
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-08-05

"The doctor unlocked the iron barred
door of the Kitchen and went in
among the lunatics.
There were five large boilers con-
tanning scalding water ready for max
ing the days dinner for the patients.
"One of the lunatics pointed at the
boilers full of hot water and, laying
his hand upon the doctors shoulder,
said, Doctor. you'll make fine pot
of broth And the words had no soon
men shouted in a voice of delight,
Just the thing and, Selling the doc
tor, were in the very act of putting
him into one of the large boilers Of
scalding water when the doctor had
the presence of mind to say, but not
second too soon:
"'Capital broth! But it would taste
better If took my clothes off,
THE madmen, with yell of delight,
said Yes and the doctor asked them
to wait moment while he went and
took his clothes off. But as soon as he
got out of the kitchen he turned the
key in the door and ordered the keep
er to see to the lunatics being put un-
der restraint
THE doctors presence of mind saved
him, it is true, from a terrible death,
but he died shortly after raving mad
The experience had destroyed his rea-
| SON."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-08-05

Is allowed to use the thermometer as
often as he wishes he can fret and
worry over the result enough to send
his temperature up materially. More
than once rather than exasperate 3
physician patient by a refusal to let
him have the thermometer and rather
at the same time than let him know
just how high his fever was l have
dropped the instrument just as | was
In the act Of handing it to him. OF
course apologize for my careIessness
at such times, and the regret really
does not have to be ali assumed, for
am at the expense Of buying myself q
new therm0meter
"At one time l had an inaccurate in.
strument. which never registered high
enough. and l used to call it my ooc.
tors thermometer. By a little dexter.
ity l could substitute this for the one
l actually used myself. and the en-
couragingly low temperature It would
show would greatly please the patient
New York Times.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-08-05
SHOWING OFF A GUEST.
The lnnkeeper Was Determined Fes.
sender Should Appear.


One night while ex-Secretary of the
Treasury Fessenden was on political
mission to the northern part of Maine
he stopped at a small hotel
In the center Of the house was a bic
stove that warmed two rooms. In one
of the apartments Judge Fessenden
established himself and prepared to
take proper comfort during the even.
ing. Just as he had got we'll located
with book the landlord, six foot
French Canadian, came in.
Excuse me. SER" said he, ''but Mr..
Ed Wiggone of MaysviIle she be in de
odder room, an she wan to see Mr.
Fessendeen.
Tell Mr.. Wiggin I'll be in a little
later" said Judge Fessenden, turning
another leaf in his book.
The landlord went out. He returned
IN moment. 'Mr Wiggone she send
his compliments, an she say dat she
wan Mr.. Fessendeen right away"
The interruption just at that mo,
ment rather nettled the Judge, who
was in no way accustomed to dictator
Il
ply that it was easily seen that the
landlord was cut by his asperity. In
| just thirty seconds the landlord was
! back. Judge Fessenden raised his
eyes to fad the man staring at him
with look of desperate resolve. With
suppressed excitement in his tones the
tall landlord spoke
'Nr. WiggOne say she wan see Mr.
FeSsendeen quick, an she CUES O. de
house, an l say she gon' to see him"
Forthwith the big landlord swooped
down on the astonished gentleman
seized him, tucked him under his arm
and strobe across into the room of the
peremptory gentleman from Maysville
'Mr. WiggOnes," calmly said the
landlord, as matter of fact as though
he had just delivered a pitcher of ict
water, here be Mr.. Fessendeen." HI
set the indignant "caller" down on &
chair and retired smilingly.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-08-05
PRESENCE OF MIND.

A Madhouse Doctors Experience With
His Crazy Cooks.
A celebrated Scotch physician tells a
story Of a madhouse doctor whose
presence of mind alone saved his life:
"a great friend Of mine was for 3
considerable time the medical superin>
tendent of lunatic asylum near Glas-
gov.
Zone night in making his customary
rounds he had occasion to visit the pa.
tents in the kitchen, who were pre-
pairing the dinner There were seven
of them, all big, sturdy fellows, who
were believed to be harmless. The
keeper only looked in upon them now
and again, feeling that his constant
presence was unnecessary.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-08-05
HOLLAND MUSTARD.
Some Of the Virtues Ascribed to Il and
One Way to Make Ii.

HOllanders use enormous quantities
of mustard and thrive on the condi-
ment There is a small spot in Overys
sci, | think it is near Goor, where the
land slopes gently down to the river
Ijsel and is a brown gray clay. This is
fashioned into the cuteSt little jugs
you ever saw, holding about pint
each, and the genuine Dutch mustard.
made only in that pocket borough, &C.
cOrding to a secret process handed
down for many generations. is hermet-
ically sealed therein. 1t will keep for
years and is as delicious as the finest
confectiOn. 1t is butter, cheese and
condiment to the HOllanderS who can
afford it. And there is no other place
on earth where that mustard can be
bought
You might ask, tWhy do the Hol-
landers eat so much mustard?" The
most delightful stomach stimulant. ct
makes the food slide down" 1t cures
the worst cases of dyspepsia. 1t keeps
the liver in fine shape. 1t is an anti
dOte for the most deadly poiSOn-cor-
rosive sublimate. 1t is in large doses
non nauseating emetic 1t is the only
counterirritant handed down to us by
our grandmothers-the mustard plas-
ter The Dutch girls use it sparingly
on their velvet cheeks to give a rosy
complexion. When person is down
and nearly out a drink made of pure
mustard and oil will fetch him around.
| A mustard 'stoop' is a certain cure
! for catarrh in the nasal cavity.
| Here is one Dutch method of pre-
pairing mustard for the table: Mix
equal portions of black and white
seeds and grind to fine powder. Boil
this in the best vinegar till thoroughly
mixed Crate some fresh horseradish,
squeeze out the juice and add to the
mustard. Then put in little salt, a
little sugar, little turmeric, little
fenugreek and a little white honey.
You will eat this on your bread. cake,
| pie, battercakes and waffles. your
meats, fish, game and poultry.-New
| York Press
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-08-05
THE ART OF JUGGLING.
1t Demands Much Hard Work and Un-
limited Patience.

"To be successful juggler it is neceS-
sary to possess infinite patience. Some
tricks require such long and continuous
practice that unless a man possessed
great patience and unlimited powers of
perseverance he would despair of ever
being able to perform them" says Paul
Cinqueyalli in the st. Louis Post-Dis-
patch. Take trick, for example, like
balancing a tall glass on four straws
placed on the forehead. 1t looks easy
enough, but it took me years of prac-
tfce before 1 could do it. While 1 am
balancing the glass l also juggle with
five hats at the same tisne. never, as
a matter of fact, see the hats. They
are handed to me by my assistant, aud
I then set them going, but the whole
time my eyes are fixed on the straws
upon which the glass is balanced. If
I took my eyes from the straws for
hundredth part of a second their bal
ance would be upset. 1 know instinc-
lively where the hats are all the time
and know exactly where each hat is
when put out my hand to catch it.
ut took me close on eight years
practice before I was able to balance
two billiard balls on top of each other
and then balance the two on a billiard
cue. 1 started practicing it an hour
a day, as a rule. After a couple OF
years practice one hight I woke up.
having dreamed that l had performed
it. l got up. rushed downstairs and be-
pan to practice with nv cue and two
billiard balls. and at the first attempt 1
balanced them. About five years later
performed the feat in public.
'For the cannon ball trick first used
a wooden ball weighing just one pound.
I caught it on the wrong place and was
knocked senseless. but kept on prac-
ticing until found out how to do it.
Now use an iron ball weighing sixty
pounds. If l didn't catch the ball on
the right place on the back of my neck
1t would kill me, but there Is no chance
Of my making a mistake" -
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1908-08-05
THE "TUPPENCE" HABIT,
t Has Firm Grip on London and
Its Inhabitants,


Tuppence-meaning of course, two
pence and equal to the sum of 4 cents
n United States currency-is the DOM
mating sum in London. 1t is as much
Al Institution as the war debt, beer or
the game Of cricket. Wherever you
90, whatever You do, whatever you
sell or whenever you open your mouth
it is tuppence or series of that sum
that is extracted from you. 1t more
than takes the place of the five cent
piece in America or the threepenny
bit in the British possessions.
Nuppence is as much as a fairly well
to do worker can afford for his meal
that sum gets him two slices and a
big mug, or three slices and a little
mug, or a portion of cake and drink,
or a fried egg, slice and small mug, or
a sausage with mash or bread, or q
raSher of bacon In the next higher
class everything drinkable is twopence
per cup, while pastry, pies, etc, are
the same sum per head. At the
"p0pular"-i. G., mo gratuitieS"
taurants the walters expect a tuppen-
ny tip Though it is advertised other
wise by the proprietOrs), and the nom
Upper has a bad time. At most cafes
tipping is the usual thing, and tup-
pence is expected and is accepted with
the servile bow and pleased expression
that distinguish the English and con-
tinental waiter upon such occasions.
The tuppenny tube is well known
You deposit that sum, and you get in
anywhere and get out anywhere else
you please. On trolley cars and buses
that amount will carry you for an hour
or two very often, usually to the ter
minus. The railroad porter VVhO car
ries your rug a few yards or who says
"Yus" when you ask if the train has
stopped always has his hand out for
the usual fee, though he will carry
your two large bags and whatever else
you have fOt half a mile over high
stairs and low lines and accept the
same amount with the same satiSfac.
ton
The cabby to whom you give copperf
over the legal fare salutes you respect
fully, but il you pay double fare in 4
Iordly manner he wants more and Is
apt to make disparaging remarks about
your breeding, as may the boOtblacl
to whom you give 1 instead Of 2 pen
MES. The cabby is the surer of thu
two, however. for disparaging re
marks, to which characteristic, | real
ly believe, can be traced the advent o
the taXimeter.-New York Post.