The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-03-26
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oh. erclAinod iiaic Robble ~ they
passed She gospel tent, look ~ lhf cir.
esa ienif Dhi amt % eireas, sad
Tommy, OATS dsgossip tent
- doni tse. remarked Miss 0s3die,
shy ,he shoala 90 aAd marry that old
nan for biz money. Why, asked Miss
0idday. bow else could she gii ~
Il always feel ~ though there was
something eaiiy about that lawyer.
Whsi't his line suywhyf believe Il
il chiefly a. Jon say. the Zee hae.
Bacon -Ons thing shout travelling
Cd board ship, tellpw doesn'i hnse
70 hang on 10 strap. Eghert- No,
bn, BE- has 10 hang over The rail io'
- She Do sou really believe there's
divinity that shapes our endsi He
Well, know many little divinity
hAs bad loi 10 do with q mans finish.
That joke has whiskers, said the
editor Of the comic weekly Maybe u
has. replied the contributor. but i
isn'. 70 old that is bair has fallen out.
-Dtah mel sighed cholly shppy.
I'm twite undah the weAthah-- Oi
course you are. interrupted Miss
knon, IL you're under the weather at
all
How much did you make out Of
your new booki Breakfast, dinner
and supper for two weeks; but I'm
thinking o. getting out a second edi-
tionl
Who, asked the minister, gives
this woman awAyf bold on. misiaire,
], you pills, said The titled foreigner.
Zis woman is not given away il iss a
trade.
Mrs. Houihsn (sobbngl-- II never
saw ye til th day before me unforch.
nit mhrriagel Mr.. Houlhan~Au' !
visit yo hadn't seen me till tn day
aftherl
Hello, old man. How are youi
Got the grip. Am sneezing my head
OF. Better wipe your face of too.
You've got SCOT streak on your
cheek.
What makes that man look 90
proudf Why, haven't you heardi He
won the squash championship. Well. |
| deelarel But he doesn't look like 4
farmer at all
Mrs. Peckem Henry, suppose you
and were all alone on a deserted Is.
land, what il the first thing you would
dof Peckem Than goodness that
knew bow to swim.
Little Clarence Mamma, how did
papa make his first thousandl His
Mother He made it, dear, by marry
ing your grandfather's daughter, Now
run out and play.
--Yon think Count Fucash is honest
in his desire 10 pay bis debtsi Ger.
tainly answered the personal friend.
His wish 10 marry an American heir
ess proves it.
Mamma, asked little girl, why do
bouillon cups have two handlesl Well, 4
you are stupid cried her young broth.
er, Dom, you know its because some
people are left handedf
IN never forget the FIRST jack pot
| ever won, said the veteran at the
game. VIVA, did you holdi asked the
youngs,er. Ny breath, for one thing.
| don't remember what else
Il met Mrs. Hardup the other day,
aud she looked queer and evaded me
when ! asked her what her husband
was doing now No wonder, Why,
whs, is be doiug9 Time
Clara So her engagement 10
George has been announced. But |
thought she was pretty fond Of Arthur.
Geneyieye = She was, bat Art was
slow, and time was heeiing.
She said you penciled your eye
brows, rouRed your checks and laced
terribly, said one woman. Yes, sob
bed the other. The idea Of accusing
me Of being such nature fakir.
MIR. Stub lreadingl Maria. here
IL an account OF man who jumped
of n high building with an open um.
brella. Mrs. stubb--Gracioas How
thoughtful OF him 10 take bis umbrella
along.
When Borroaghs FIRST came into !
the neighborhood he was very sociAble, !.
bu, now he seems 20 want 10 keep
everybody at = distance, That's ma
,ural enough. Everybody Is a creditor /,
Of bis now
So your daughter has married the y
titled stranger, said the romantic wo. c
man. Yes, answered Mr.. Cumrox,
glsnelng up from bis check book Was h
!, case % love ai sigbti Yes. NoW o
rs case Of draw a, sight I
Galleries. that the best you can =
promise me-a wife fifteen years older Y
han ! am, with sharp nose, thin lips I