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The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-02-26
AND DRUCE CASE.
The American Who Swore Bazaar
Keeper Was a Duke,

The American Who Swore Bazaar
Keeper Wa a Duke.
The claim Of George llollamby
bruce upon the title and estates OF the
Duke Of Portland fell to the ground
with Il heavy thud when the tomh OF
Thomas Charles bruce was opened
and the assertion Of the claimant As
to what the coftip contained was not
sustained. Had the exhumat:An 50
eagerly awaited by the public revealed
the fact that lead was placed - the
casket instead of Il corpse the oNtcn
ton Of the claimant that bruce ana
the fifth Duke of Portland We're one
and the same person would have re,
celved the strongest sort of contirma-
ton. But the bottom dropped ont Of
the case Of George Hollamby bruce
completely when the opening of the
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-02-26
Her Interest.

"Why do you encourage that young
mar to quote poetry to youi"
Because" answered Miss Cayenne.
1.-The effort to remember occupies his
mind SO completely that he can't no.
tice whether l am paying attention or
not."-Washington Star.
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An Approval Of the Idle,

Everybody should be made to work
in this life." remarked the political
economist.
II don't agree with you" answered
Miss Cayenne. There are so many
people who. when they try to work.
merely succeed in getting in the way"
Washington Star.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-02-26
Something Wronq.

The little girl had got up very early
in the morning for the first time.
"Oh, mamma" she exclaimed. re-
turning from the window, 1.-The suns
comm out all right. but Gods forgot.
ten to turn off the moon.'-Bohemian.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-02-26
A Postponement.

well. Bobbie. do you like your new
Sunday school:"
II a tell better when l find out
what they give you for being good
New York Life.
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A HIGH PRICED TITLE.
That Won by Countess Of Yarmouth
Earned Through Much Suffering.

The Countess of Yarmouth, who has
begun suit In the English courts for an
nulment Of her marriage to the Earl Of
Yarmouth. was much in the eye last
winter when she came to America to
attend the first trial of her brother.
Harry Il. Thaw. for the killing Of
Stanford White. 1t was remarked
at the time that the earl did not ac-
company his wife tn this country, as
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-02-26
A Change Desired.

Mr.. Wyss-My dear. l wish you
would arrange your hair the way you
had it last evening.
Mrs. Wyss-Oh, Justin! simply
can't do that. 1t completely changes
my appearance.
Mr.. Wyss (quietly)-l am fully aware
Of that. my love.-Judge.
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What She Became,

Jack-There goes Mrs. Parsons. She
used to be a decidedly pert girl.
Tom-Isn't she still pert?
Jack-No. Marriage seems to have
tanned her. and now she's an expert
Detroit Tribune.
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In the French, German and Austrian
armies ~lieutenants of foot troops are
exempt from tests of horsemanship,
but all captains are mounted officers.
Cross country riding to hounds is
common In all European armies, and
all mounted officers participate. Gen
orally speaking, all officers In European
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-02-26
The Truth For Once.

The resolute parent stood with the
uplifted slipper.
Johnny" he exclaimed sternly, this
hurts me more than it does you"
And for once the r~esolute parent was
right. The slipper was two sizes toe
small for him. and he had six corns
and a bunion.-Chicago News.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-02-26
Plenty Of Water There,

Church, hear they've discovered a
spring in Wall street?
Gotham - Well, l don't know any
surer place to look for water. do you
Yonkers Statesman.
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duke under both names, he said, and
had arranged the pretended death and
funeral ut the dukes request. lie
swore that the coffin contained instead
Of a body a roll Of lead weighing 100
pounds. In consequence Of his test.
mony he is under Il charge Of perjury.
md when he landed In New York re-
:ently he was arrested. but was re-
leased on bail and permitted to go to
his home in Staten Island. where, it
was afterward said. he was quite III.
Caldwell figured some years e in
the A. T. Stewart mystery. claiming to
have knowledge Of where Mr.. Stew
arts body was, and in this way be
Won the title Of the great American
afadavit maker"
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The Real Test.

Young Physician-Do you have much
trouble In getting your patients to do
what you want them to?
Old Doctor-Yes, at times, especially
when I send in my bills.-Detroit Trib.
une.
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With the Feather-Ah. |

The Gent With the Feather-Ah, I
thought 1t was you!
The Lion-Why?
Because l have just been dancing
with your wife,"
"My wife? l didn't know she was
here. What has she come ash"
"a lion tamer."
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\ devoted husband might have been
expected to do, but was enjoying the
gayeties Of Monte Carlo while the
countess was trying to bear up in the
crowded courtroom under a crushing
load Of grief. anxiety and mortitica-
ton as her brothers trial on Il charge
of murder proceeded. Her demeanor
during this ordeal Won her much sym
pathy. as she was quiet and dignided,
aud her sad. sweet face as she sat
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1908-02-26

The Sole and Foodless SURVIVOR
wonder if my doctor would advise me
to continue taking these appetite bit
tiers every three hours, or should !
throw them to the sharks?-Sketch.
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LATEST NEWS
 FROM KLONDIKE

Hc had Jast returned from the top of the Cbtkpot pass and vas arpar- eatlv glad of 1t
 How was the weather when you left" inquired a friend "CoIde
 "Nys. but not so cold aS t will be along iu Jam5rS. after the mosquitoes get out .f ,uy air and let the wind hay, chance Then ij gets good and cold \ man told me who had win- tered uu then. seven years that i; ras ~n cold tn January that they froze the flames uf their candles and sold them for strawberries He said they kept their fires over night by putting them auf iu the air ana letting them freeze and then thawcd them nut in tn. mrruug iie sud hr had <sru four men die af ealie from eating whisky that was freze so hard in wouldn't thlW inside af them. ue said the cows gay" ice cream ut they fraze te death IIa said he kH-a a clerk in q hotel con the Yukon that got rich selling dia- mond~ he Nnr. said diamonds being nothing on earth but ice crystals that
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didn.t thaw tu after the clerk had got uut uf the country. Hr said he had seen man fall of the roof of a barn and freeze SO stiT beofe he it that he broke in two when he hit the ground. IL, said he had seen smoke freeze in a chimney uu the fire wouldn't draw. and he knew of one ease where the smoke frozc after il got 100 feet up and fcl back on the house. knocking a hole in the roof big enough tn drive a yoke of steers through TIc said the reason the nights were So long in the country was that the dark got frozc so hard the daylight couldn't thaw it's way through in less than six months Hp said"
 Excuse me" interrupted the friend did this party have afT1davits with these statements Q"
 He said hc had. but guess he must have froze tp death hunting for them. because he never came back when asked him to gn after them for me" and the returned Chilkooter smiled smile that was chHdukc and bland
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I HAVANA
 OUTPUT

DAWSON -tieaas. hutchinson. et tho f1r-t National bank at Fairbanks who has Jtuy,d ueef tte trail from F9ubauEs ta attend The Dick Han trI- ai brings word that the Tauaua is preparing for ar active season over tho zuHrg camp tuf tributary country. aat-e#s field with radius of ion mH. Hr mur, ru,m Fauhauk~ He -as-
 -Wuh ajrfv aaaE I4Haf conditions .ha Panama ~houd aaes an output tht- -.a-au lpprrNmaun4 t.a millions af
 Hlar~ Th, gatd f~ distributed aa mann ,nsbs and claims and tbr a8t- rHf eHH be ,y,n circulated
 The. creeks which Will yield inc baIs of tbr sold t#f- season arc Dome. cHme yaut and Galazueam re,lra t#H Fairbanks ur uef among ihe haatz iasduear~ hu continue ts yie1d stH= ffa5k. B now stream. has attract. ai eaH-5aafBhf, attention lately. hut k H-t | ffat,n ar.ab. The pay is beine HHteed down "u thr ehlt1ukI Co snne .v#-H= #f Esther H9id~ tho attention Hf ~Tms Man, tributaries of tHy mann 4r#aE- mentioned #sgas.. much atteu- HaH h fFe Tsufsrfaat country af. H Hrze number aF mon maintaining a rHFE g"ud gUWr and bringing out IH-I f9 tHe yaue If many thousands aHHH s-4r Th. SaiaHaE,f and the Fig r#saH IH -haAWI 2aaa wdtcatiaIt Ia taa eah.. SruH=z district. Thanks e#eHe Bra Gfer 1ra gaoi streams. ~ams aafs continues h tb. Kaut.-h- HF HHz Ha number sf proved claims f#sfe sffr HHs numerous
 eI H- circle district number af u-H tuners 9r. EggFfHE husy Stalking IT eHa#- tn Hu-g groups has been .=e t-rH5ar fhH- thgrr far -oua rimg Tine Eaarzs .a,aa taf=af machinery 4H Eaes essre. and preparations ue be He HHa ta uEdua'ta aa NIummath-
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-06-04

New York she said one of the girls married She did not live happily with her husband. however. and killed herself few months after she be came q bride In the meantime. au- other girl had been seeking employ ment without success She sought death and found fl hy the same means her friend had used.
 The next to go in the same. ac- cordiug to her story. was one of the girls who had fallen victim to a mans false friendship With three et the companions dead the three that remained worried constantly. and when hard times came and employ : mrnt was hard tn fud two others faf- lowed their friends ta the grave. That left Helen alone.
 Then man came into her life The man was represented tn her az immensely wealthy. she said. and for a time she was happy. Then he sud- denly sailed for Europe She had nothing more tn live for after that she said and decided to join her five friends in death
 Helen said her father Is dead hut that her mother still lives in St. Paul She refused to give her mothers ad- dress. When 1t vas found that the girl would recover she was taken ta q police station and locked up. charg- ed with attempted suicide Tn the girls room were several picture post cards from south Bend. Ind. and one from Revere. Mass.
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-06-04

 SOCIETY

NEW YORK \ startling story of aov five girls who came to New York ffom St. Paul teoF their own lives was told today hs ts-yaar-old Helen Rax- ter after -hr had made a vain effort te commit suieidr
 she said she was one of thc part> If six etHs shu came tn New York ta make their fortunes after receiving t course of training in business col- leg" in tho Minnesota city. She turn- -a ou tho sas in her furnished room in 4ard street Ia=t night. but she WIS roc -8zctlatcd tht= morning
 When asked why she had tried to end hrr Hfa Inc girl replied "Why zAolud | nat he allowed te die. My fvc giri rrieUTs WHo left St Paul with He yrar sea. after We left school. have all committed Suic.e I want to dtr they died and join them
 "Wa- Il suicide pact. zhe was asked
 My five friends are all dead. and fheV lied az thse chose" waz her Tee rie
 Tine girl said she and her five friends decided while in the business school in st Paul to come Ia New York together. thinking there was more nf future iu tho metropolis She refused to give the names of any ] af her girl friends.
 < short time after their arrival in
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BIC OPERATIONS BY
 THE GUGGENHEfMs

SEATTLE Tn Mur-saa aud Ga-- gaaHrH Ha#a# H,IH tf##H 5HHaIf a..tjn- a.a asterruIrs ma daeu,.r T dividend aHaaa- It Ez4aaaH an ah#r .auaH =a=aa.
 .Na- 4a..zt sa HaId .aa zta#H.a- af -. t-f ssf. ao r.-t kz#aaa4 ft. rr.-. au8az5 E.IuL ss E.lgT- each |. II. n.#s#.H a#a SwHd faH aa tH. =aar r.a aaas constructed AH e.f.- #=- t.a# fH# s4uHG -Jags H## #.H.- Hee b. srau urm .aaz1 Ha Hss
 efs.mt NHt=Ea Hairavem#z
 n answer ta t dIrret mssuan on. I .a, nteg@-faH iarrla- tararad tH.t ft ts tha ultimate mt.rtm# e- aHaHu la, rold . the Tanta aat h. cope a.H mines l. h. Copper #4sH eH.f. zau.d hs reached Hr-, The za#H.- H- d~e'ars# would h. of rHas saag ar- Hs-r ryHa aHl tHla a#- a# Che ul- eaf maee aaH aa#rf -t.aas.- #a# rad l IM.uHtf aHaH "au.a = ase#aI at.r
 THa-s ura=sut exrra-=ad rHaase.r.- az e.H =4ff=fef attH fHsH= HHHHmeH u Na-tt aud Che f.a4r-- gf tHa sar I# rnat section
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CONSERVATION AMONG
 HAWAIIAN JAPANESE

UpNofa.IH- eau-fsrmHIw .xt-r. nnaul rHr t7mur~, ahar,Hz of Ul- uau o.ar The ne.nt putting aa fora ef Hr Federal Pary Fead l-aa with relation r1 fH, importation af ~S9e.. rhs JIuaHs-, national aIg8HaHa bsy- craze. Tne discovery fHaf aH of n, product mrored Co n. territory Is preserved aIth -aucs.ie acid. E rr spnu~ihla fnr the odict aeaiu-t it h, thr government inspectors
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slst, weiner Beer a. the Bank.
Granite Mining Candles are the best
RETURN OF HUNTING PARTY

I'm Huntm- uaHs a#rh iaHHHezsa .a stgdec -I,.s returned today afra H Errv ru1uNIHiH HHr. fhn party consisted of \. FHH and aif. N aH= war- and wife. aa | JacE~aa m Wife Ese Adam- ! Grr=,r and Ies Rr~
 Thez farott having shot m,at at duae-- aln ar- taH numerous at HfH-#Hf
 Tre natives .au Sfsdge island urg -gttiuE uii thc game U-zg gs=9rN ra sIlH= rly th,ir wants
 The lee around ta lzuuJ l- Asa thick and rrm dlE lig na oNparI- #nced s-rns through ,u th return triF
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,. # & F 2 ]. 7 s & E 2 7 7 % % $ 9- Reserved seats for the Bnbbs j 7 Moving Picture show on Satur- $ :. day night Will have the first sale : at kelIt.e tomorrow morning at '
 '. ln o'clock z. 7 s M 2 z. 7 z z 2 7 2 2 z ]
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ICE BREAKS
 TWO WAGONS

HE-H EH- ... =H= If s=-t.rIaz md tfaH= aHt uf H=H Ft=s# ef fHH HHr drfaH#H rfer Hn- 1t ..-a H=Has es= If N q I#-#== =#=-#.- e===# Hue ###4#H- 4##z= 44. Som =HaH HHal= tHta ##zH=H.t faa .=HH# aH= #HH## ...u HHsHssH=
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BIG PRICES FOR CHAMPAGNE.

LONDON Champagne d,aiors ar. growing uneasy over the decline of their wines fu this country They ho- iieFr the falling off is pfHr due lo the high prices charged at hotels and restaurants. at Vhica the taun is about double what tho hatei keepers and restaurant rropri.tnfs pal tar the wines
 The dealers. therefore. have under taken 10 induce their customer duc- their prices
 fl Is maintained that H=tsa8 of charging Ss bottl, for ordinary rhampagurs. they could Neti arofd tn sell at g bottle and secure hand some profits through increased con sumption.
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EAGLE cHecHAco DANCE.

The Eagles will give big che chaeo dance on June F. Al that Iime The lraaf bulk of the chcchac"s Will he in Numc and q royal time is cer- tain.
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slstz Private Stock at the Bank.
DR. sANeHART IN SEATTLE

pr Charles \. Eaughart. formerly If Nome has nau opened dentistry parIors iu the Alaska building. Seattle.
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:. Z. 2. 5. 2. 5. F saH a,r# U =Is#t nf faa E moving rIorura earara a fhe < < raes= Eau..4iil =t=s=-s sati-elt as ettf- F ers -as tau Tha pictures ue . clean. aIth nH desr shadows Sse 2. fHaH af fH- beHbz show
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WANTED.

Young man who has had experience e in packing goods. Inquire Simson Bros.
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We Wlt. vacate the middle Of the month Everything down to almost your own price. smsoa Bros.
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FOB SALE

Partor Pool Table, complete. Come and see f. Sinoson Bros.
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ALLISON WINS

Nuggets Special Service.
 nES MONIES h.. g8#e Alison .s.#= v TH. ffHHtEl.z L. a.,t ! aaH ##.H#=H=aa.
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etats Werner Beer at tn. esnk.

Have moved 10 new establishment. Hunter Way and Front street. and opened up the finest high. class line of vail paper, paints and glass ever seen in AlasLa. p. \. Fitzgerald.
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WANTED

One or two bright young girls. In quire Simson Bros.
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c4AmseRLArN's MAJORITY
ExcEERs A THOUSAND

Nuggets Special Service.
 FaItTiANH 9Ha Juue THe #e5eH#e H which eesetH.r eHm= helEa# has h..H chosen t. Iali.a SEFs# =sHlrur sV#aaH- I.uHu.
The Nome daily nugget., 1908-06-04

Granite Mining csndl-, are tn. best
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Go to the North Pole

Go to the North Pole Bakery for the best bread and pastry The only cnree house in town High Grade imported and Domestic ciaars at the Board of Trade
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
The
F'Iirt
She Is the Prod
uCt of Arrested
Development
By FRANCES NJ. BJoRKMAN, Author.

HAT constitutes r? That depends. If young girl
to whom reference is made the particular attribute that makes
her hir-f she be ir-is the passion for expert
HSHA Notwithstanding without serious purpose the die
y tonary it's youth nothing less than play
&An practice and bears the relation business
NX of mating the gamboing of kitten the mousng
G of the We laugh it tolerate it and deep
down in our heart of hearts, have profound sympathy for
Instinct has always told nowadays fortified with the dis
covere of psychology has also begun dcareha there definite
all this and that the of wisdom is keep ands off, and
let the young girl Airt she will
however, a to
question must be different She who love
when time past who this ovemakng
without purpose that belongs YOUTH moved such
normal impulses those that mp the young girl respond pyy
to the playful advances of the boy Oerweenng personal vanity
wholesome pcopaon with absorption petty personal affairs
the exclusion OF large general interests shallow craving for
men in place of the deep experiences a these things have
thing to do with it, but the thing that makes rt
grown lack of Development indeed
for development.
This cannot be characterized youthuness
graceful thing We do admire those who
continue have only the thoughts of childhood call them idiots Nor
would prate of eternal youthne discover
the heritage of civilization, engaging in the practices of
Filtration belongs early of development the
female Whenever find INDUCED by adult we
abnormaly Arrested development
therefore, in the o a grown
what constitutes a hirt
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
Good Jokes
TRUE TO LIFE.

Thanks" said the tragedian I;
many thanks for your good opinion.
! always study from Nature-from Ma.
ture. sir. In my acting you see re.
Elected Nature herself"
Try this cigar" said an admirer
OF Nature reverently. Now, where
did you study that expression of in.
tense surprise that you assume in the
second act?"
From Nature, sir-from Nature.
70 secure that expression, asked an
intimate friend to lend me five pounds.
He refused This caused me no sur.
prise. tried several more. Finally |
asked one who was willing to oblige
me, and as he handed me the note
| studied in glass the expression of
my own face. | saw there surprise,
but 1t was not what l wanted. II was
alleged with suspicion that the note
might be a bad one. / was in de-
spair."
We'll" said the other breathlessly.
Then an idea struck me. / re-
solved upon a desperate course. | re-
turnedSthe five pounds to my friend
the next day and on his astounded
countenance | saw the expression ]
was In search of."-Royal Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

the transferred Twen
tyffh
he retired from active
until his
an arm front of Fort Stevens when the union
Gen. Early's fighting
Since the Col a has
active business and political
Twice he
New Jersey c. A. r. lie has Judge
president of the New
his fight
big
Big consists
Pennsylvania
oncampments is tremendous
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
When Greek Met Greek,

Flipson-Young Waggles has got the
laugh turned against him I'm his little
joke against the Blazes Fire Insurance
company.
Flopson-How?
Flipson-He insured 500 cigars
smoked them, and then sent in a
claim, on the ground that they had
been destroyed by fire.
Flopson-And they laughed at him,
suppose?
Flipson-No. They had him arrested
on a charge of arson.-Royal Maya.
zine.
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THE FLIGHT.

Come fly with met" the young man said
Not In the crude old fashioned way.
My aeroplane waits overhead
And trcts the bonds that bid II stay.
It's but pleasure jaunt | ask
Youll try with me.
This is no lifelong journeys task
Comet Fly with me!
The fervid phrase OF other days
Has given way to simple fact:
No more poetic fancy plays
Our speech is simple and exact
l don't request you'll live life through
And die with me;
merely am inviting you
To fly with me-"
-washington Star
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

and wanted the Sunday laws ignored because that condition helped make
officials
who asked that the laws be needed Grand
jovia
Of
city and officials
to the
he
be on in
a a least.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

and essays
In addition his literary Hawthorne
Philadelphia he finally united himself with the
searchlght political
~ a liver
in
old
tera
charitable the
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
PUT LID" ON ATLANTIC CITY

Gov. John Franklin Fort, of New Jersey.
apparently has cinched his claim TO half page
or so in history by providing Atlantic City
with the first Sunday lid II has ever known.
Heretofore the boardwalk town has been the
widest open place on this continent. aside from
Cripple Creek. Its $50 saloons, its gambling
houses and disorderly resorts, numbering "a hun.
dred or more each, have cheerfully torn down
the calendar ana thrown away the front door
keys at the beginning of the season, to operate
unmolested day and night so long as the sum
mer visitors from all parts of the country de-
sired to buck the tiger or chase away their in
terna drought.
The Pennsylvania railroad is one of the
most nowerful Influences I'm that sensible CITY
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Most Economical.

N'OVN INOTTVTTTTOdTs
House-Hunter-I thought you said
this house was a perfect gem?
Agent-Indeed 1t is, madam.
why. the ceilings are very low"
That's SO; they'll be easy to keep
clean"
And the windows are dresdfully
small"
ITO keep the sun from fading the
carpets"
And there is no bathroom"
That's to save soap, madam
Royal Magazine
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03

The new man often has had his picture
in the paper. He is at the wash tub with
shirt sleeves rolled to the elbow, or he is
giving the baby its bottle, or he is stand
ing before the kitchen table wearing an
apron and using a rolling pin. In another
fayorite pose he sits in low rocker darning
the family socks or sewing fine seam.
1t is not odd that a man should know
how to cook, for the most celebrated cooks
all have been men. Nor is it queer that
he should use a needle, for the finest dress
makers and designers always have been
men. But to find a fellow at home with
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1908-10-03
A Hard Case.

Jones-His wife earns her own
money.
Brown-lndeed! | did not know she
was employed.
Jones-Oh, yes; hard at 1t all the
time.
Brown-What does she doP
Jones-Works him to hand over
HalfHoliday.
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First Mermaid-What was the ex.
element about at the bottom awhile
ago?
Second Mermaid-Why, haven't you
heard? The swordfish and the sawfish
fought duel over the hand of Miss
Octopus, and now they'll have to send
for scissors grinder to fix them up.