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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
Fish Roe Custard.

Parboil half pound of fish roe for
ten minutes, drain and drop into ice
water for a few moments; drain again,
dry lightly in a cloth, arrange in a
baking dish, dot with small Jumps of
butter, sprinkle with salt and pepper,
and cover with a cupful of boiling
water to which teaspoonful of beef
extract has been added; cook for 20
minutes in a moderate oven. Remove
the roe to a hot platter and break
with a fork. Add cupful of cream
to the stock left in the baking dish
stir in three beaten egg yolks, and
cook until slightly thickened, pour over
the roe and serve with cereal crisps
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
Mixed Pickles.

One half bushel of green tomatoes
two heads of cabbage or caulifiower, q
few cucumbers chopped fine, two
dozen small onions cooked, white mus
tard seed, two ounces of celery seed
one-half ounce of tumeric, two
punches of celery chopped, two and
one-half pounds of sugar, ten-cent can
of prepared mustard. Sprinkle salt
on cabbage, pickles and tomatoes and
let stand over night. Drain well, then
scald in vinegar until tender, drain
put all together and can.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
The Wise Man.

u The wise man says to the child:
you are big boy" And to his wife:
ss"You are an ANGEL" And to his friend:
I"Do you need money!" And to the
Npeople: "Hurrah!" But if he needs
to relieve his heart with word of
truth he shuts himself in and whis-
pers with the hand upon his mouth,
30 that none may hear him. Only the
l3>ne being he knows will understand
ArHe Garborg.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
Hard ON Second AuI,hv-

Enpeck's will was being drawn up
by the lawyer. 81 hereby bequeath all
my property to my wife" dictated En-
peck. Got that DOWN." Yes" an
continued Enpeck, that she marries
within year." But why that condi-
tion?" asked the man of law. BE
cause" answered the meek and iowly
testator, Il want somebody to be sorry
that l died.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
The Retort Courteous.

Roger Minot Sherman, while argu-
ing a celebrated case, said that his
opponent could no more prove his
point than he could cut hair length
wise. While he was still talking the
opponent, who happened to have a
very sharp knife, pulled a hair from
his beard and split it. AS he held it
up the court began to laugh, and Mr..
Sherman quickly called out: 81 said
a hair, sir, not a bristle."
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
Where Bullets Flew.

David Parker. of Fayette, N. Y,
veteran of the civil war, who lost a
foot at Gettysburg, says: 1.-The good
Electric Bitters have done IS worth
more than five hundred dollars to me.
| spent much money doctoring for
bad case of stomach trouble, 20 little
purpose. | then tried Electric Bitters,.
and they cured me. | now take them
as tonic, and they keep me strong
and WE'LL" SOC at Oberdorfer's drug
store. dec
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
You Know Both.

There is a sort of man who is very
polite to your face, but who talks
about you after you are gone. There
is another kind OF man who grumbles
about you to your face and lets you
alone when you are absent. The lat
ter sort of man will last longer, with
with all his polit .Less.-Newark
News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
A Healthy Family.

"Our whole family has enjoyed good
health since we hogan using DR.. Kings
New Life Pills, three years ago." says
l.. A. Bartlett, of Rural Route i, Gull
ford, Maine. They cleanse and tone
the system in gentle way that does
you good. 25c at Oberdorfer's drug
store. dec
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
Compelled to Buy Abroad.

The LIZ N. railroad is about to close
a contract with English and Belgium
rolling mills for approximately IS, 900
tons of steel rails. The road wiz save
money by purchasing them abroad.
The L. & N. has also ordered built in
its South Louisville shops SEQ gondolas
twelve engines and twelve passenger
coaches.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
Wit with a Slim

The French are undoubtedly hui
morous and humor-lOving people;
only, sometimes, this blithesome, eff
fervescing quality goes astray. In
stead of the sparkle in the glass Of
champagne, it turns, by some subtle
chemistry, into an acid sort of drink,
which leaves a disagreeable taste in
the mouth.-Pall Mall Gazette.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
To Keen Meat Warm.

Place the dish containing the meat
on a pan of boiling water, cover over
with a metal dish cover, and over that
place cloth. The latter will pre-
vent the gravy from drying up and
keep the meat moist and juicy--Home
Notes.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
Reassurind.
patton.

lady on one of the ocean liners
who seemed very much afraid of ice
bergs asked the captain what would
happen in case of a collision. The
captain replied: "The iceberg would
move right along, madam, just as if
nothing had happened" and the old
lady seemed greatly relieved.-Suc-
ceS7
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
Would Mortgage the Farm.

A farmer on Rural Route 2, Epmire,
Ca, w. A. Floyd by name, says ::
"Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured the two
worst sores | ever saw ;one on my hand
and one on my leg. 1t is worth more
than its weight in gold. would not
be without it if had to mortgage the
farm to get it, Only 25c at Oberdor-
fer's drug store. dec
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
Comfort for the Afflicted.

mo baby under two years old can
digest starch" says DR.. Wiley His
statement, more or less official, may
afford some qualification to these who
have resented the tendency of babies
to gnaw on collars, cuffs and shirt
bosoms.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1908-12-01
pon.t Brown the Roast.

When the meat is being roasted, and
there is danger of its becoming toe
brown, place a basin of water in the
oven. The steam will prevent scorch
ing. and the meat will cook better.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
Odd Accident to Racinn Shell

One of the most peculiar accidents
that have ever happened to a shell took
place the other day while Tom Cor
man was practicing in his single. He
was just above the Aqueduct bridge,
near Washington, going along at a fair
rate of speed, when he noticed one of
the big German carps swimming along
IN his direction, rather odd thing, to
say the least, as the carps are gener-
ally deep water fish, When amidship
OF the she'll, the fish made dive un-
der and gave the boat severe slap
with it's tail. It made a hole as big as
mans fist, and Mr.. German had to
pull faster than he did In the last
middle states regatta for the float be-
fore the craft settled In the water. It
was an unprecedented accident and
none OF the old fellows can recall such
an incident as happening before.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
Roosevelt l)p a Tree.

The president seems to be in this in
stance in the situation of Mike, who
climbed a tree down in Arkansas to
catch catamount, not being aware of
the cantankerous character of the cat.
On the ground below stood Pat looking
up through the foliage.
Have yez got him, Mike? ?" called
Pat
"Yis, bedad," muttered Mike, "I've
got him, an want yez to come up an
help me let him loosep'
The point Senator Rayner and other
persons who take issue with the presi-
dent in this affair wish to make is
merely that, as they look at the mat
ter, an officer should have some sort of
hearing on charges Of cantankerous-
ness, or what not, just as any citizen is
entitled to a trial before punishment
The point, in fact, is identical with
that raised by Senator Foraker and 9TH
ers in their objection to the dismissal
without honor Of the soldiers who gar
risoned Brownsville when somebody
shot up the town. But the application
in the present case is quite different
from that, and the situataion in gen.
eral is still unique
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
WATER AUTOMOBILE.
Turbine Engines Used to Drive Ma
chine Of San Franciscan.

urpIne Engines used to Drive Ma
chine Of San Franciscan
Charles F. Hidden of San Francisco,
machinist and formerly a sailor, has
invented an automobile which, he de-
clares, has travelled on water as sue
cessfully as on land He calls it the
autodrumbile
Its inventor is sanguine that it will
revolutionize methods of life saving at
sea and also become popular pleasure
craft. Hidden says he gave his ma
chine its first trial on the Tientsin
river, China, when he was stationed
there with the United States navy.
Then he returned to San Francisco
and again tried his invention on Lake
Merritt, across the bay A few weeks
ago he went for a spin in it on Spreck-
els lake, Golden Gate park. and the
other day he took to the water with it
at Harbor View and padded around
the bay.
Two turbine engines drive the craft
and. according to Hidden, propel it on
land and water with surprising speed
1t has power on both wheel shafts and
In the water is sent along by twelve
propeller blades
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
THE MONITOR FLORIDA.
Dimensions Of Coast Defense Vessel
That Withstood Fire of Big Gun.

Dimensions of Coast Defense Vessel
That Withstood Fire of Big Gun.
The monitor Florida, which was re-
Gently target for the United States
navys biggest gun and which emerged
triumphant from the firing to test the
strength and resistance of eleven inch
steel armOr, is one of a class of four
monitors built for coast defense work.
She was built at Eliza bethport, N. J.,
being completed in 1908. The cost of
her hull, machinery and armor was
$780,, $50, and added to this was an
expenditure of $211O49 for armament
and equipment. She is 252 feet long,
80 feet beam; draft, 1917 feet; displace-
ment, 1856 tons; 2,4O0 horsepower;
speed, II knots; coal capacity, 400 tons.
Her armOr is eleven inches thick amid
ships, tapering to five inches at either
end. She has protected deck of ar
NOR one and half inches in thickness
The armor of the barbette and turret is
eleven inches thick and that of the con-
ming tower eight inches thick, RI.
The Florida after being especially
prepared was fired upon by twelve
inch rife on the Arkansas in Han1ps
ton Roads. The shot broke an eleven
inch turret plate, but did not penetrate
it, and the delicate mechanism inside
was pronounced uninjured and still in
working order. Efforts to DESTROY
new type of fighting mast also proved
futile, the mast standing after five
Shots
The turret, when examined after the
twelve inch projectile had struck it.
bore all the evidences of a fight. The
paint along the seams had disappeared
many OF the seams were sprung, bolts
were loosened, and slivers of the plate
lay around. A board dummy inside
was intact, and the opinion of the Of
icers was that even with the terrific
impact the gunners in the turret would
not have been injured The mechan-
ism in the turret bore no outward evi
dence of damage. and the belief was
expressed that a test would find it in
working order.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
The Story of a Medicine.
is name-nGolden Medical Dissolve

Its name-wGolden Medical Discovery.
was suggested by one of it's most import
ant and valuable ingredients = Gpldan
Seal rocf o--
NaarIy, fo,+,, x,oo n. n.. ~.
.ouerad +h lo Il ya%, ,ia aso' ". rlerce ois-
GoYGleu e ne couia, Dy the use OF pure,
0rlple-re1lned glycerlne, aided by GER
tain degree of constantly maintained
heat and with the aid of apparatus and
appliances designed for that purpose. ey-
tract from our most valuable native mo-
dicinal roots tbeir orra tive nrnner TIC
,onob ho tooUo ., 1neii curaIlYe properties
( a ~ peGger IMAM by tne use OF aicohoi,
so generally employed. So the now world
sfamed NGolden Medical Discovery" for
tthe cure of weak stomach, Indigestion or
dyspepsia, torpid liver, or biliousness and
kindred arrangements was first made. as
1t ever, SINCE has bsen, without particle
of alcohol in its makeup.
A glance\aNthe fun list of it's ingredi-
ents, printed On every bottle-wrapper.
will show that 1t is made from the most
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
BY RoBERTUs LOVE.

T RULY it is dull day in these
times when one does not hear
q of some sensation in the Amer
lean army IF 1t is not the ele-
walton Of a DR.. Wood it is the general
1zation of Captain Pershing. If it
is neither of these it is a Brownsville
riot and a battalion '.broken" in con
sequence. If it is not a black bat
TALON incident it is white mans
burden episode. The affair uppermost
at present in popular interest is of the
latter sort. Colonel William f. Stew
art of the artillery corps is the white
mans burden, and President Roose-
welt is the white man who has to car
ry him. Being commander in chief
of the United States army by virtue
of his Office. the president is burdened
with many detail annoyances which
the mere civilian wots not Of and the
bearing of apparently necessary dead
wood on his back because it belongs
to the army is not the lightest of his
loads.
Nothing in American history serves
as a precedent for the executive EEK
lle' of Colonel Stewart to the cactus
areas of Arizona. The colonel has
been sent to the cactus because he is
''cantankerous," according to the war
department; also, according to the
war department, he is Temperament
tally impossible" Now, there is moth
ing whatever in the army rules and
regulations that authorizes any SUI
perior officer to do anything with any
inferior officer for being either can
tankerous or temperamentalIy i'm
possible, or both. Consequently Presi-
dent Roosevelt has had to act in this
matter upon his own initiative. He
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
Poisonous Gas For BURGLARS.

A chemical firm in the small town of
Aalen, in Germany, has perfected and
patented an invention that threatens
burglars with instant death after thew
succeed in opening a safe vault door
either by skeleton key or with the aid
OF compressed air, niroglycerin and
other burglars paraphernalia. The mo-
ment an outsider opens the doos or
bores through it poisonous gases are
released. destroying the invader and
leaving him dead on the door.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
cR0WNlNsHlELD's CAREER.
Achievements of the Rear Admiral In
His Active Naval Service.

Achievements of the Rear Admiral In
His Active Naval Service.
1t falls to few men in the naval serv-
Ice to achieve the reputation of signal
ability in its various branches enjoyed
by Rear Admiral A. S. Crowninshield.
who recently died in Philadelphia.
Aboard ship, in command of training
vessels, as chief of the bureau of navi-
cation, as ensign facing the enemy's
guns in front of Fort Fisher. in all
places where duty called in peace or
war, he gained honors and friends and
ofttimes the praise of the department
He was born in New York state
March II, 1S43. and was appointed
naval cadet in 1860 and graduated
three years later. Promotion to master
came within two years, to lieutenant
within three and to lieutenant COM
mander within five. In 1880 he be-
chief Of the bureau of navigation with
the relative rank of commodore in
1897 and rear admiral in 1902.
He saw active service at the begin
ming of his career This was when
ensign on the United States steam
sloop Ticonderoga, which participated
in both attacks on Fort Fisher in 1864
and 1865. For this service he was
highly commended. He afterward COM
manded the training ship Portsmouth.
the school ship ST. Marys. was a
member of the naval advisory board
in New York city and commander of
the United States battleship Maine in
1867.
On April g. 1902 Rear Admiral
Crowninshield relinquished his duties
as chief of the bureau of navigation
and member of the general board and
departed for the European station to
hoist his flag on the battleship Illinois,
which took part in the naval demon
stratIon Incident to the coronation Of
King Edward. Secretary Long compli-
mented him upon his administration of
the bureau. In the five years he had
made many notable reforms. He was
member of the board of officers
which recommended the amalgamation
OF the line and engineer corps, which
was enacted into law AS a member
of the naval war board during the war
with Spain he displayed sound judg-
ment and knowledge of war conditions
which were Of great value to the de-
partment in the distribution Of vessels
and the final cornering of the Spanish
squadron at Santiago. Finding 1t inn
possible at this time to procure enough
men for the navy on the coast, the rear
admiral suggested and Secretary Long
adopted the suggestion that landsmen
be enlisted and trained. In very
short time thousands were receiving
an education in the duties Of men-of-
wars men.
On leaving active service, in March,
1903, the rear admiral retired to the
Anchorage, as he called his villa at
Seal HarbOr, Me-. where, with his wife,
| talented authoress, he rounded out in
quiet contentment his long and active
life.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
Affinity Parties.

Affinity parties are all the rage
among the churches of the Norwalks.
In Connecticut, says a South Norwalk
dispatch. Affinity parties are unique.
The young men are blindfolded and re-
leased one by one in the center of a
bevy of young women The ones they
catch are their "affinities'' With his
prize each happy "he" gets a sample Of
her cooking; for each fair '.she" brings
lunch for two. The chances of the
game are somewhat affected by the
ease with which upon occasion an at
Unity falls prey to outstretched hands.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
Scent In Ribbon Bows.

Scented ribbon bows to be worn at
night are the newest things in Paris.
Between two layers of ribbon is placed
sandWiching of scented wadding.
The hair is confined loosely with the
ribbon. which not only perfumes the
hair. but brings pleasant dreams to
the Wearer. say sentimental maids.
The high wired lace stock is made a
holder OF sachet powder. The stock
has rim of velvet. Between this and
the lace there is an interlining of chif-
fon, and within this is the perfumed
dust.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
TWenty-eight Miles From Folks.

Wherefore it came about that the
military powers that be looked over
their list of some 5000 army posts and
discovered Fort Grant, a desert and
deserted post which was established in
1863 by enthusiastic civil war volun-
teers from California Just how these
volunteers expected to find Confeder-
ates to fight on the Arizona desert does
not concern this story, but the problem
is curious enough to deserve this run
ming mention. The one time post com
mandant's abode is an adobe hut now
crumbling to picturesque ruins. The
caretaker, it appears, has taken care
not to arrest the growing picturesque
ness Of the dolby" house, for an an
cient ruin is an asset in southern Ari-
zOna
Colonel Stewart must house himself
in this hut. He is under orders not to
leave the military reservation without
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03

Cures permanently the cases he undertakes
and sends the incurable home without taking
tee from them. This is why he continues his
VISITS year after year, while other doctors have
MADE a few visits and stopped. DR.. Jones is
lie diseases, proven by the many cures effected
In chronic cases which have bafled the skill of
oJhef physicians. His hospital experience and
extensive practice have made him SO proficient
that ne can name and locate a disease in a few
minutes. "a
Treats all durable cases of Catarrh and Lung
Diseases. Consumption in early stage, Stomach
Ltyer7 Kidneys and Bowels, Gravel, Rheu-
2ssssism, Paralysis, Neuralgia, Nervous, Heart,
Blood and Skin Diseases, Epilepsy, Goiter,
Appendicitis, Rupture and Bright's Disease
Diseases of Bladder and Female Organs.
Absorption treatment given for Cataract and
Granulated Eyeids.
Special attention given to all Surgical
cases, and all diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat.
Gross Eyes Strengthened without pain.
Glasses fitted and guaranteed.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
Device to Aid MICROSCOPES.

The wonders revealed by the ordinary
microscope are increased hundred
fold by recent invention which en-
ables the use Of high power lens as
large as six inches in diameter, thus
bringing the whole Of objects instead
OF details only under observation.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
Senator Rayner's Demand.

1t remained. however, for a United
States senator to discover the news
and herald it to the nation upon the
wings of eloquence. The senator is
Isidor Rayner of Maryland "Hark to
an eXiled sons appealn sang a war
time poet of the senator's state. Sena-
tor Stewart harked to the appeal of
Colonel Stewart because the colonePs
wife is a relative of the late Senator
Whyte, colleague of Mr. Rayner. That
fact first induced him to take up the
matter Of Colonel Stewards exile.
Presently Senator Rayner had much
deeper interest in the matter, for he
is lawyer of vast learning and a JUS
tice lover of the old fashioned stripe
He made Investigations and deduc-
lions which brought him to his feet on
the floor of the senate with demand
that Colonel Stewards case be investi-
gated. Stewart had requested court
pf inquiry or court martial to deter
mine whether he hsd been treated fair
~.
The facts in the cfse as modified up
to date seem to be that Colonel Stew
art, who has served more than forty
years In the army. was deemed an Ms
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03
His Career a Series of TriumDhs.

The world is not much older, but it
mas heard great deal more of Raw
ner, who instead of being cut down by
Dosslsm has cut down bossism itself
md mounted to high place upon the
ruins thereof. Rayner was the chief
thorn in the flesh of the late Senator
German Of Maryland. His final victory
over the long time political ruler Of
Maryland came when he was elected
to the United States senate in 1905.
But many victories had preceded this
Rayners career has been a series of
triumphs
The senator was born in 1850 in Bal
timore. He received thorough collie
gate education and began practicing
law at twenty years of age. He Joined
the Episcopal church in order to wed
the gentle lady of his choice. He be-
came a brilliant lawyer. winning fame
and fortune together. 1t is said that
but few men in America are so deeply
versed in the common law, while, as to
statutory law and court reports, this
practitioner has dug down to the foun-
cations and tossed all the excavated
material into the marvellous storehouse
OF his memory. His most celebrated
case was that Of Admiral SchIey.
whom he defended when the hero OF
Santiago underwent that curious and
unprecedented trial seven years ago
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-06-03

desirable officer a few years ago and
was requested to ask for retirement.
The colonel declined the request. Ap-
parently there was no means of getting
rid of him by shunting him through the
normal channels of dismissal, for, ac-
cording to the president and the de-
partment, he had not been guilty of
any act which could bring about his re-
moval by court martial finding. It was
held and still is held by the depart
ment that the colonel is man of such
temperament that he cannot get along
with other officers and the men in
any command to which he may be as
signed and that therefore his presence
in a command which comprises other
human beings is detrimental to the
army service.