The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-10-22
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Mr.. Howard The nsHs r gati
Hti4ysnehi sgw tsyg thsn. afshA ihst
pm. Coward ~. very W. rnui
aesanily heaF cor peiei,iaen hnsiss
wlsYy 10 4iancF iasg sight
ssasna. sa,s ~ des saaebsr, -
adi haze v boy mnSgis isf ihai liss
ora uiii H. w. apsy g. ,Als MIN ;
he ls,ani We hsvea as.raie iot hius
has Willie i Asiag i ~ catcher
mass
Mr.. issthna What a. they q
shsn She nsiy has distinguished vis
isnf iscnham n they are wcn. gie'
ihssn ~ Freedom n lhe ely. and 4
~omen. freedom ~ toe dsy e.so5l
stores.
4 tel SOS, ssld lbr promoter, that
m,ne can BE- made 70 give % money
| suppose j, can. said the snali stock
hoiaef Hos about the officers o. the
eompaayf
All The REX ~ being considered
syolisisc- began the eonreIiei fellow
Constant exposure. interrupted Miss
peppry. makes yoa minimize The risk, ,
/ Suppose. Mr. Bragg
lm ~ diniraliy over my girl.
whsis sroug' I've been saying snch
u,ee things 10 hes that shes getting
roncelled. II qua she'll think ! don
care tor her any longer. sud II 40 On
she'll think shes Too good for me-.
NY physician rs very Inconsistent
man. said lhc beat sufferer. In what
wayf He advised me 10 keep perfect
~ quiet and avoid al excitement aud
thea invited me 10 70 With him b tbe
baseball game.
Whist did that man say when you
told bim you had seen sea scpenif
His conversation became suddenly IT.
relevant, He began 10 talk about local
option and prohi oi,ion.
Did you write 10 papa, 6eorgef
Asking for your bandf OF course,
Yes, I wrote, That's strange, ! sup.
posed papa would be terribly angry
You know be doesn't like you. Yes; !
know Bat fixed !, all right ~
didn't sign the letter.
Why don. you 10 to work instead
Of begging aud boozlugi ! will. boss.
A. soon ms there's an openiu ~ my
trade. An amt got loug 10 wali
nov. nutber What Is you lradef l'm
track walker for aeroplanc lines
city Niece Why. uncle, I'm sur
prised 10 see you wearing such rusty
booking hat when you come 10 town.
uuole Reuben H. the hat | alters
wear tew town. City Niece-~Ycs. bat
that's different. Everybody knows /
you there. Uncle Reuben WAL, no
body don't know me here, SO ! amt
worryln', by grass
Mr.. Splutge-if il hadn't been for
your estravagsnt vacation this sum
Iner We wouldn't be so deep ia debt
now. Mrs. splurge Never mind. dear.
III 40 to the mountains instead Of the
seasbore next sumner. Mr.. Splurge
Iinhl You think thai will be more
economical Mrs splurge course.
! won't need new bathing suit theb.
"A gave you twopenee, and You went
into a public house, re-
marked the benevolent old gentleman.
Don't you know il Il very wasteful to
pend your money on drink' I've Of
cn thought of that sr, replied the
weary wayfarrr, but I've never yet
ound place where could get il for
,othing.
II, was mn asfuliy old joke, but the
American thought II might cause bis
.ualish friend 10 generate a smile.
usl before | sailed for Liverpool. SAID
be American. dreamed that was
cad. aud the heat woke me up. Sol
cjoined the EngIishman, seriously.
he weather must be bcasily hot 10
,meriea.
The summer residents of Wey
iouth. Mass, were greatly amused by
he pranks of some young hnmorists
tho were ia the habit Of changing let
srs on signs 50 ns ~ make them read l
4 new aud startling ways. The latest :
scspadc bad 10 do With the sign OF sn :
sllmable old man who advertised on
TX boafd that he would carry trunk
, amy part Of the town for - cents.
nagiue the surprls, Of the incoming
,arists as they saw for the first time
,e bold agl,. Dranks Carried to Any r
art ID Weymouth 2bc. =
hsstus was on trial for the theft VI
turkey aud iaok The stand on his own
sbsIt ! diin't steal NJ turkey. .ansr Il
siole,i rail Wall. Rasins. how ,iitl 81
,osr tsnrs get IN yonr hack yar,if u
hry done came ,isr without ms D., o
ishnah as ! ami 'sponsibte i"u p
e. sauar. ! Nnx n,t-iin tirewas,d. - !, !,
look de- rn,l an toled il hoiar. ~ .
e wns iurk.y on Il, great b'R \,
lIsh Well. ssli, whats 90 ny Ian i,
ine. si' dl,ln'i give i'm uo time in Il
10 ~ neither. sQnar The squire DE-. IT,
,erai,J tew seconds Then 30 said. ..
Case dismissed y Of
After the gnanl. ca,lor.he'leck,sI N
,snsief bal gwen him i,is directions 4,
- entered bis cab. the dtisrf dnos. u
iossri tbs Grand Central station O.
fra rqasfe. AZ %. street this cablas
" hfelhcf ealby driving 80 empty. 70
hey hsilssi each other Howl y
Isp ug-' asked ID. driver Of the -
sply in a reckless mnmcut. The slA
- lHbund cabhy raa bis eyes over the
aar's oalfl. l'll "a ys. be- rejolu~d.
rgsitiug ali al,oat the passenger ~ ~
E sscllem.ni The swap msdc. the
isers exchanged places When The -.