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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-06-26
We Pay Top Price for Cream.

Cash every day. Write for prices and
tags. Miller & Holmes, st. Paul, Mimi.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-06-26

When you are willing to go in debt
for things you don't need, just be-
cause your neighJor has them, it's
time stop.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1908-06-26
It Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, n. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-12-30

Necessity is stronger far than art
Aeschylus
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DO You Want toKnow What You swallow
There is a growing sentiment in this conn
try in favor of medicines of known compost
ton 1t is but natural that one should have
some interest in the composition of that
which he or she is expected TO swallow,
whether it be food, drink or medicine.
Recognizing this growing disposition ON
the part of the public, and satisfied that the
fullest publicity can add to the wel-earned
reputation of his medicines, DR.. II. Y. Pierce,
of Buffalo. N. y, has taken time by the fore
lock" as it were, and is publishing broadcast
a list of all the ingredients entering into his
medicines, Golden MediN Discovery" the
popular liver invieorator, stomach tonic.
blood Purifier, and heart regulator; also OF
his "Fayorite Prescription" for weak, over
worked, broken.down, nervous aud invalid
women
This bold and out-spoken movement on the
part of DR.. Pierce, has by showing exactly
what his well-known medicines are composed
of, completely disarmed all harping critics
who have heretofore uniustly attacked them,
A little pamphlet has been compiled, from the
standard medical authorities of all the sever
al schools of practice, showing the strongest
endorsements by leading medical writers of
the several ingredients which enter into DR..
Pierees medicines A copy of this little book
is mailed free to any one desiring to learn
more concerning the valuable. native medic
inal plants which enter the composition of
DIR. Pierce's medicines. Address DIR. Pierce
rs above.
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-12-30
CHINESE METHODS.
Why Street, Newly Paved, Was Torn
Up by Official Order.

Why a Street, Newly Paved, Was Torn
Up by Official Order.
NJ. Monnler, the French Asiatlc
traveller. vouched for the truth of the
following story of how his friend,
Hop Sing, Il man of means and re
iinement. was on one occasion sorely
victimized. Hop Sing lived In the
street of the roasted corn, as UNI
savory and rs Ill paved street as
any IN all Pekin. The local manda-
rim was an intimate friend of his, and
Hop Sing awaited himself of this
friendship TO press the mandarin TO
have the street repayed. Certainly.
nj once. The men would be at work
on II before Hop Sing could get back
home. A week passed. then another
visit, and so on UNTIL IN despair. Hop
Sing determined to have the street re.
paired at his own expense. The work
was satisfactorily completed.
The surprise OF Hop Sing was only
eaualed by his Indignation when on
awakening one morning he found a
gang of coolies upheaying the newly
tagged street His surprise grew
which he heard from the mandarin's
own lips that the men were there ut
his orders.
You see, my dear friend" said the
mandarin, Il am expecting the head
Inspector around here In few days.
Now, IL he were to see the beautiful
pavement YOU have laid down In your
street he would come to the conclu-
sion that there was money about, and
he would assuredly bleed every vein
IN my body. This would mean my
ruin. Don't you see why your pave
ment really must come up? 1t cost me
want to spend another IN keeping It,"
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AL The WAY ROUND.
An Odd Sort Of Dinner and the Rea
son of Il.

An Odd Sort Of Dinner and the Rea-
son of It..
Lord Polkemmet, a Scottish lord of
session, usually retired to his country
residence during the part of the year
when the court does no business.
John Hagart, the Scottish advocate,
equally idle from similar cause,
went to shoot, and, happening to pass
Lord P.'s property, he met his lord
ship, who politely invited John to take,
or, as he said, to tax, a family dinner
with himself. his wife and daughter.
John accepted the invitation, and
they all assembled at the hour Of din
ner There was a joint of roasted veal
at the head of the table and stewed
veal at the bottom, veal soup In the
middle, calf's head on one side of the
soup and veal outlets on the other,
calls foot jelly between the soup and
roast veal and calf's brains between
the stewed veal and the soup.
MOO" said his lordsblp In his own
blunt way, Mr.. Hagart, You may very
likely think this an odd sort of dinner.
but yell no wonder when you hear the
cause of it. We keep nae company.
Mr.. Hagart, and my daughter here Gu
ters for our table. The way we do IS
just this: We Kill beast, us it were,
today, and we just begin To cook it ut
one side of the head. travel down that
side turn the, tail and just gang back
again by the other side TO where we
heeapft
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-12-30
FARM AND FIRESIDE AND
TWO OF THE SUPERB PICTURES BELOW
Facts About Farm
and Fireside.

1t has been published Tor over, thirty
years.
1t is the organ Of no political party.
1t is published twice month. 1t
spends more money on its editorial matter
than anyother farm paper--and gets the
best. II puts no faith in theories or high
sounding names
II is live, upto-date, awake, helpful
fam paper with the foremost farm authori-
ties in the country as regular contributors.
1t is made for the farmers wife and
family just as much as for the farmer him
self, and it contains excellent stories and
household departments.
Its fashion pages are as good as those
Iof any magazine in America. Itprints and
lcirculates each month more copies than
|ary other farm paper in America. That
shows how good it is.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-12-30
THE CHARM OF NEW YORK.
An English View of the Metropolis os
the New World.

y" s'''' " .'e WV opo''' "
Wv w" "o'''
New YORK ough, by most aftistic
standards OF the past to be hideous'
instead tas made UP my nlind, with
SHOCK OF pleasure, rev weeks
ago, she Is as beautirui' as ihdividuai
almost, us Venice. vi course 'here are
her SKY ana her atmosphere. Even
regular ola trump OF CIT! could wear
spurious charHi wheh goiuen WINE Oh
sunshine orippea over ner from
'rys'ai cup s'uooeo Win TURQUOISE Vi
III SUNSET such rs heaven a.o turner
,'one .o"'" e'".e,''' sii''e,,"s nv
neap OF Jewels hen1nu veil OF Sprln-
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-HELAMBERTVILUE RECORD
DEcEM Der 80, 1903
A FATAL CARD.
How 1t Killed the Religious Depart
rnent of the London Times.

How 1t Killed the Religious Depart
ment of the London Times.
When the Thunderer decided to de-
vote one or more of its columns daily
10 an ecclesiastical department all Eng
land sat up and admired. The man
chosen to conduct the column was a
rather elderly and occasionally con-
yivial younger son who for years had
contributed church news to the paper,
but had never dreamed that he should
attain the extreme honor of actually
becoming one Of the editors Of the
Thunderer, that world shaking power.
The promotion went to his head. made
him dizzy. lie saw himself a power
In the land, one who perhaps would
make or unmake ecclesiastical digni-
taries.
On the morning of the announcement
of the new venture the new incumbent
came into town on his usual train from
Surbiton, his head swimming with de-
light. At the foot Of Ludgate hill he
met an old friend, whom he forthwith
led into the Green Dragon bar.
Arthur" said he, 1--WE really must
celebrate What d. you suppose has
happened? Oh, you'd never never
dream Ill Look What d'.you say to
that, old boy?"
'"That" was newly engraved card
on which appeared this announcement:
MIR. CECIL APPIEBY BoTSFoRD-
HETHERINGTON,
Ecclesiastical Editor, The Thundercr.
MY word, old chap. It's the most de-
llghtful news I've heard In an age"
cried his friend Lets have just one
more Here's to you'll Success!"
Before he reached Temple Bar the
ecclesiastical editor had met five other
friends. TO the fifth he observed:
CD ye know, Ned, with that card
could call on the ar-archbish'p 4 Can
terbury. Yes. He'd see me immediate
ly. Wonerfl card this. Indicates posi-
ton T strordInary responsibility n
dignity"
Halfway to the Office of the Thunder
er Mr.. Botsford- Hetherington hailed a
hanson.
"Have YOU" he inquired, with much
gravity-"have you n fast and well ap-
pointed cab? Yes? Very well, then.
You may drive me to Lambeth palace"
At the palace n footman took one OF
the new cards and conducted the own
er of 1t to pleasant reception room,
where he Struggled In vast chair and
instantly went to sleep.
The archbishop of Canterbury hap
pened TO be very busy with his chap
lain, but at the sight of the card he
felt sure that something OF Importance
was ut hand and sent his chaplain to
inquire. That tall, slender, dark, ascot
lc gentleman strobe slowly to the re-
eeptIon room and after slight but
decorous struggle succeeded In waking
the caller.
His grace" said the chaplain, "begs
to know how he can serve the Thun-
derer?"
Tell his grace" responded Mr.. Bots
ord-Hetherington, that I'm awf'ly
busy thinking and Pm sorry / shan't
be able to see him till tomorrow. Very
sorry"
Forthwith he relapsed into slumber.
Two sturdy men deposited him In his
fast and well appointed cab and order
ed the driver to deliver him at the Of
flee of the Thunderer. There the &C.
clcsiastical editor and the ecclesiastical
department simultaneously vanished
Uarpcr's Weekly
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-12-30
Description Of the
Pictures.

These two beautiful pictures, which
are offered with FARM AND FIREspE ii
your subscription is received promptly, are
the masterpieces OF some OF Americas
foremost artists they are really art proofs
and each would retail in art stores at so
cents to $i.oo. Each picture is repro
tluced in all the beautiful colors OF the
original painting, on fine superintendent
stock, all ready to put up in your home.
The Pretty Gid picture is % n nches
the center picture II Nio inches and the
Lincoln picture 9 I33 inches.
These two pictures will be furnished
with FARM AND FIREsIpE only if you sub
scribe BEFORE JANUARY IS, 1909
They are sent postpaid.
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i enough tina ARM FRp Eh in hn oil farm papers fol the last thirty aH;n is
ahG rom $ every ADVERT
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Remembers 5OPyraF MYS subscription to rd Gives oSpbCd Pictures You
Ba January
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Two Papers I'M Two Pictures r heP On Pper SEN a OF
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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-10-28

Miss Hays spent Sunday in Omaha.
M. Bailey. who went up in Ne
braska t. see his son has returned
home.
Mrs. Hart Of North Pine street
returned from Alliance. Neb.. on
Monday.
Miss Sims of Council Bluffs spent
Sunday at the home OF her brother in
Denison.
Miss Bessie Harris of Audubon was
the guest of Mrs. Il. A. Romans dur
ing the teachers convention.
Miss Martha Hugg writes from
Charles City that she is now safely
settled in school life and is enjoying
her senior work greatly.
Rev. and Mrs. LaReau were ir
Iowa Fails last week attending the
Baptist convention. Rev. G. H. Stull
is now located at Iowa Falls.
The Epworth League social an.
nounced to be given at the college
dormitory next Saturday evening has
been indefinitely postponed.
Mr.. W. H. Littell. who has beer
spending the past few weeks as 8
guest at the Tabor home has returned
to independence for short time
Do not let anyone tell you tina
something else is just as good as De
Wits Kidney and Bladder Pills be
cause there isn't anything just a
good. Sold by Lamborn Drug Co. Al.
Mrs. R. B. Howard of Deloit was
Monday guest in Denison. She wa
rejoicing in the new Illinois Contra
time card that makes Denison visit
much more convenient.
Mrs. Littell remains here and Mr.
Littell will return in the course o
a few days. Mr.. Chas. Tabor is nov
gaining rapidly in health and strength
and will soon be about again.
Mrs. Ed. Phelan returned this weeI
to her home in Omaha. We are glae
to note that her mother, Mrs. A. D
Molony. is rallying finely and ii
now much improved in health.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-10-28

Mrs. C. M. staley is visiting
friends in Omaha this week.
Mr.. j. H. Kelly returned on Sun
day from q weeks visit at his home
in Emuetsberg.
Mr.. Fred Hershaw of Woodbine
transacted business in the city last
Monday forenoon.
Prof. A. Hayes spent Saturday
at Des Moines taking in the Drake
and Grinnell football game.
H. l.. Alard is taking a week of
RESI-. spending his time with relatives
and .leads in Council Bluffs and
Omaha.
Mrs. DR.. Brennan. Miss Marie
Naeve and Beatrice Lally will take
in the "Music Master" Saturday at
| Omaha.
Mr.. j. H. Tamm. Mr.. A. F. Boylan,
and W. w. Cushman spent Thursday,
Friday and Saturday at Lake View
hunting ducks.
Hon. M. D. O'Connell and wife
and Hon. T. D. Healy and wife OF
Fl Dodge were the guests of j. z
Conner Sunday afternoon.
In reading store ads. most peopl,
are looking for definite information
about some particular artic:e-hence
merchants should quote prices. always
Farmers, can you afford to have bae
roads all winter when little work
with the King Drag this week will
do wonders toward keeping them il
shape?
Every housewives in business
as a buyer of home supplies-an
should watch for buying opportunitie
as closely as though she were buyin
to sell again.
Tom Ransom is wearing the gla
smile over a fine nine pound republi
can boy, who came to his home Tues
day morning. Mother and child ar
doing splendidly.
| A groupe of the enterprising wo
men of Dow City will give meals o
election day at that place to secur
funds to build band stand and othe
wise improve the park. Let the vot
ers of Dow City help them.
That staunch republican E. Fink
has received letter signed by Brya
trying to unsettle his belief in tn
republican party. We presume other
have too. Mr.. Fink is indignan
about the matter. His memory goe
hack to 1910 and he knows by expert
ence what democratic times are
The circular which we have before u
is deceitful lie from beginning t
end, the plea of demogogue.
tries to stir up dissatisfaction wit
the republican ticket because Roose
Welt favors it. MIR. Fink stands sid
by side with Roosevelt in principle
and has no more idea of voting tn
democratic ticket than TO cut off hi
right hand.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-10-28
EMPIRE CLOTHING co.

The Misses Jacobsen and Miss
Mable Irwin of Charter Oak have
been in Denison this week.
The Misses Hayes and Miss Frank
Hart will attend the matinee, "The
Music Master" Saturday in Omaha.
T. F. McGrath. who has been over
seeing the construction of the Ricketts,
water works came oyer to Denison
again on Tuesday.
FOR SALE-New high grade steel
range and Radient Home hard coal
stove. Both first class and will sell
cheap. DR.. Coon.
We understand that election re-
turns are to be received at the opera
house Wednesday night. An admis-
sion will be charged.
Miss Helen Sherman Of South
Washington township came up with
her father through the mud Wednes-
day forenoon to be examined for teach
ing.
Mr.. Charles Way. who has been
at Douglas, Wyo.. for some years
has returned to Denison. He is think
ing of going out soon to Salem, Ore
gon.
The state Inspector of the W. R.
C. will be here next week and the
ladies are requested to meet at their
hall at 3 O'Clock next Saturday after
noon to prepare for inspection.
SMALL HOUSE FOR RENT.
A six room house on Railroad Ave.
for rent. VIM. Cruzan. Phone 4S4.
44tf
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Attorney swas ~ of Dow City we
at the equity seat Monday.

Attorney swasey of Dow City was
at the county seat Monday.
Next Saturday night is Halloxe EN-
and prop 1ty ow lers and the police
had best be on heir guard.
Miss Bessie Harris, daughter of the
we'll remembered Elder Harris, has
been Denison visitor for few
days.
Mr.. Wilder. the Insurance man of
Dow City. could be found on our
streets Monday. He was busy as
usual.
1t will be no news to readers in
this part of Iowa, but we will say
for the benefit of those far away,
that this locality experienced rain
storm beginning Thursday and lasted
six days.
Rev. Father Eckert at Charter Oak
has been sent to another parish. For
some cause his people were not pleas
yel with his conduct of affairs and did
not want to build new church with
him in charge
We are in receipt of letter from
Rev. Kienle at Parker, S. d. He
says he finds a fine class of people
and plenty of work to do. Of course
he and his wife are lonesome for Deni-
son once in awhile and the old friends.
Mrs. Sarah Chesney has returned
from Dewitt, Neb., where she has
ebeen for some weeks closing up Ger
tain business affairs. She is now
permanently in Denison and again at
the Geo. Menagh store assisting in
the dry goods department.
1t will be remembered that one of
the most pleasing speakers at the
Chautauqua was Opie Read. Few
who heard him will forget his inter-
esting lecture. Our magazine sec
tion has fine picture of Read and a
write up about him. Be sure to read
it.
During the past month good deal
of road work was done throughout
the county. The rains have left the
roads very soft, especially in these
newly worked sections. If the King
Drag is used just as soon as the rains
uet up these roads can be put in gpoi
condition for the winter. If this is
mot done the bottom for our roads
will be bad and the roads will be in
bad shape for the next six months.
Those who were privileged to heal
the concert given by the Calm com.
pany on Tuesday evening were charm.
ed indeed. Joseph Calm is pianis,
.of superior rank. and the audience
could hardly express its satisfaction
with unstinted applause. The wife,
seems master of the harp. Her work
was so artistic that all wished that
she had appeared many times more or
the program. 1t seemed most appro.
pirate with such superior Instrument
al music that Mrs. B. j. Sibber,
should sing. Her beautiful voice
appeared to the best of advantage
and her friends were proud of her.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-10-28

w. A. Porter is back from Wis
consin.
WANTED Girl for general house
work. Mrs. DR.. Coon.
When merchant really wants your
trade he will advertise fer it.
Fine hay for sale. Phone Blk. j
NJ. Brink. Denison. 81 If.
Mrs. Wise and Mrs. Asa Butter
worth Of Dow City were in town We'd
nesdav.
j.. II. Jones has taken work with
the Solomon furniture store for the
winter.
Mrs. Conrad of Arion was visiting
her parents in Denison on Wednes.,
day forenoon.
Miss Beatrice Kirkup was one of
the Denlson girls home for the teach
ers meeting.
DR.. Coon has met with an accident
to his foot. A kettle of water was
tipped over on it.
LOST-A tan. double clasp pocket
book containing receipts and coupons.
Please leave at this office.
Some twenty five teachers were
at the court house Wednesday writ
ing teachers examination.
C. Green and wife are expected
home in about two weeks from their
summer outing at Spirit Lake.
Don't forget to see DR.. Weber,
the Eye and Ear Doctor who cures,
on Friday. November 6, at Nielsen
House. Examination free.
Mrs. Hope and Mrs. Isbell ar,
home again after u six months visit
with friends. They have been much
missed and are being warmly vel.
= coined.
Mr.. John Schnoor has just return.
ed from weeks visit in Cedar Rap.
ids, Davenport, Rock Island and Gin.
ton. He combined business and pleas
ure, making speciality of studying
undertaking methods in the various
cities.
| There was genuine pleasure on the
part of the friends of Mr.. Frank
Clough as they greeted him on Sun
day of this week. He now resides
at Tucumcari. N. NJ, and is connect.
ed with the bridge department OF
the railroad passing through there.
Frank is one of the old boys of Deni.
son. a fine high class fellow anc
always popular.
Otto Faul and Jas. Mill have
bought the new billiard hall on the
east side of Main street. The hall
has four fine pool tables and two bill
lizard tables of the best make. The
place was bought OF F. j. Brockway OF
! Cherokee who opened 1T about month
ago. The new owners are we'll
known and popular young men ane
plan to run strictly first class bill
lizard hall and cigar stand.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-10-28

1000 circulation. What a snap for
advertisers.
Mrs. j. H. Patterson is visiting
with her brothers in Nebraska.
Mrs. P Brannon will entertain
the Cotrie Club next Thursday.
Miss Tubbs of Wall Lake has
been the guest of Mrs. j. w. Smith
this week.
Mrs. Sarah Wagner returned last
week form a visit with her daughter,
in Omaha.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. NJ Thew have
engaged rooms at the King residence
this winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Dillon of
Lincoln. Neb.. Were guests at the
Gable home over Sunday.
M SIS Ida Cassiday of Council Bluffs
was the guet Of Mrs. Sears Nc
| Henry during the teachers convention.
You will not often find it NGCES-
SARY to buy anything at a store that
does not advertise and you will never
find it ADVISABLE.
Do net fail to attend the home
taleut' rally on Saturday night. 1t
will be the biggest and hest political
slant Denison has ever seen.
Mrs. b. F. Philbrook and Mrs.
, Geo. Sprecher went t. Das Moines
on Monday to attend the grand chap
t.r of the order of the Eas tern Star.
Miss Flo Caswell and the Misses
/ Sarah and Anna Boyle will give a
jolly masquerade Halloween party at
the Caswell home next Saturday even
ing.
Mrs. W. II. Laub and sou. Harold
and Miss Junia Romans went to In
organ recital to be given by Miss
Hazel Laub.
Mr.. Salem Town has traded houses
with Mr. Frank Gibson. Mr.. Town
will soon move into his new home
across the river. Mr.. Boslaugh,
who has been living there has moved
into the first ward near the Shaw Van
residence.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Christensen
" ent to Omaha this week where they
will have an operation performed on
their daughter, Helen's, eye. All
their friends hope the little one may
soon be on the road to complete re-
covery after her long and serious ill
ness.
Last spring our city administration
made big hit by using the King
Drag on our streets. Some caustie
critics made remarks about "new
brooms. - The city administration
now has a fine opportunity to bring
confusion upon its enemies by liber
al use Of the King drag this week
Mr.. T. W. Morris and wife re-
ceived a telegram on Monday asking
them to come at once to Joplin. Mo-,
as their son, Harry, had been severe.
ly hurt. They started that evening
A telegram has been received saying
that they arrived and found the son
badly injured and resting easy. A
letter with particulars will follow
Harry is a civil engineer and holds
an important place on the Fricso line
His many friends here hope his &C
cldent will not prove so serious al
to prevent 1e :overy.