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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26
Artful Scheme.

Mrs. Knicker-That little Jones boy
has such beautiful table manners.
Mrs. Bocker-Yes, his mother al
ways feeds him at home before he is
Invited out.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26
Hen Was Above Reproach.

Lodger-This egg is stale.
Landlady-Impossible, sir. Why, ]
would stake my existence on that hen.
-FIiegende Blatter.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26
Papa's Pet.

"Fifteen-two and pair makes -four" !"
said Subbubs, who was playing crib
bage with Popley. What have you in
your crib?"
"Ah!" replied Popley, absent-mind-
edly, "just the sweetest little ootsums-
tootsums girl in the world"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26
A New Bluff,

Hello your hair is full of sand"
"Yes, balloon ballast. It's the fash
ionable thing nowadays. Makes peo-
pie think that one goes in for aero
nautics, don't you know"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26
The irritation Department,

406 Home Insurance Bldg, Chicago, re
ports that hundreds of applications have
been received for the public lands men
toned in the last issue of this paper.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26

lOtdl ...''............. Sl.OU
Above is sufficient seed to grow 35 bu.
of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-
liant flowers and all is mailed to you
POSTPAID FOR 12c,
or if you send l6c, we will add a package
of Berliner Earliest Cauliflower John A .
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. X. g. w.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26

"5rown's Bronchial Troches"
have a direct influence on the throat,
relieving Coughs, Hoarseness and
Throat troubles. Free from opiates.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26

Nothing is more amiable than true
temptible than the false. The one
guards virtue, the other betrays it
Eenelon.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26

PILES CURED IN TO Il DAYS,
PAZC OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any ca 81
Of itching, Blind Bleeding or Prutruding Piles In
eto IL days or money refunded. b0c
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26

Men make houses, but women max,
homeS.-Danish.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26

There is nothing to be gained by
being a knocEer.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26
Irish PrOverb,

A neighbor's testimony is the test
of everybody.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26

Grapes are squeezed six times in
making champagne, yielding wine Of
different qualities.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26
Pettit's Eve salve 100 Years Old.

relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye aches
inhamed, sore, watery or liberated eyes
All druggists or Howard Bros Buffalo, NY
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26
Something New Under the Sun.

A lady in Illinois sent us l2c year ago
for our remarkable collection of vegetable
and flower seeds and sold 1916 worth
therefrom, or made 3l4Go. That's new.
Just send this notice with l2c and re-
ceive the most original seed and plant
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26
TEN YEARS OF eACKAcl5E.
Thousands of Women Suffer in the
Same Way.

Mrs. Thomas Dunn, 153 Vine ST, Co
lumbus, Ohio, says: For more than
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1908-03-26
ONLY ONE "BRoMo oUININE"

That is LAXATIVE E BROMO QUININE. Look fol
the signature of E. w. GROVE. Used the World
over 10 Cure Cold in One Day. 5c.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
RAILROAD Department

knew that Hunter was under his en-
gine. The train had proceeded about
kilometer when 1t was discovered
by the fireman that the ill-fated en-
gineers body was being dragged 1t
is evident that he was instantly kill
ed.
Mystery is added to the event
through the fact that Hunter is be-
leved to have had upon his person
about $500 in money, diamonds and
jewelry to the value of about 800
and a handsome gold watch, none of
which could be found.
Noria is a watering station about
130 kilometers south of Jimulco. And
is located on very treacherouS
grade in the mountains. Several ac-
cidents have occurred there in the
last year.
Hunter was about % years old,
unmarried and a member of the
Brotherhood of Locomotive Engi-
neers. He was well known in Ell
Paso. His home was in Missouri.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03

nouncing the serious illness of his
mother, Mrs. Thomas Clay, of that
city. Mrs. Clay has been an invalid
for several years but not until yes
terday did her malady become seri-
our. Two other sons, William Clay,
OF Chicago, and Frank Clay, of Ohio,
have been telegraphed to come to
New Mexico Immediately IL they care
TO see their mother alive.
Thirteen dollars apiece would
seem a good price to pay for quail,
but that is the price which was paid
by some of Raton's crack sportsmen
on a hunting trip on the first day OF
the week, says the Range. Two au-
tOmObiles We're used for transporta-
zion and a large amount of ammuni-
ton was used, TO what effect the
above will show. The hunters were
Messrs. Hobbs, White, Streicher,
Dwyer, Sherrod and Straub.
Jesse Mayer, a popular and oblg-
ing salesman Of the Union Clothing
company in this city, left Monday
for Three Rivers, ~ NJ, where he
will be united I'm marriage to Miss
Rosa Cohn, one Of the wealthiest
young ladies OF New Mexico says the
El PasO Herald. Mr. and Mrs. May
er will come TO FL Paso the latter
part Of the week and, after Saturday
January 4, 1905, will be at home In
J their apartments at 1871 East Boule'
ward.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
KELLY SAYS YEAR
WAS RECORD BREAKER
Firm of Gross, kelly * Co. Did More
business last Year Than
Ever Before.

Harry W. Kelly, of Gross. Kelly &
Co. of Las Vegas, who Is in the city,
said that the year just closed was
one of the most prosperous for his
company, the big wholesale mercan-
tile establishment having done by far
the largest volume of business during
1907 of any year in the history or
the company.
Their merchant customers through
out the territory were almost with
out exception in a prosperous condi-
tion, able to pay their bills prompt
ly, and dealings with them were on
most pleasant and profitable basis
10 all concerned.
The Gross, Kelly establishment is
probably the largest concern in its
lines i'm the southwest and has been
an important factor in the CONNER
cial development of New Mexico.
Mr.. Kelly says he does not expect
any lessening of trade. in fact the
prospects are for a large increase for
the coming year.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
BETTER HOSPITAL SERVICE
FOR RATION INJURED.

The achievement of the trainmen's
committee in securing the permission
of the Santa Fe officials to take emer-
gency cases to the Miners hospital
at Ration Is an important step in the
care of the injured of the Santa Fe.
Many cases which have occurred in
the past have emphasized the neces-
sity of an emergency hospital at the
Gate City for the care of men acci-
dentally hurt without the dangerous
ride to Las Vegas or to La Junta.
The last hours of more than one un-
fortunate would have been made
easier ii arrangements had been
made for their care in Ration instead
of taking them on a rough trip over
the road with the slim hope of saw
ing their lives. The equipment of
the Miners hospital is very COM
plete, and the conveniences and COM
forts measure up well with those of
any like institution in the southwest.
The new arrangement with the San
ia Fe will result in benefit alike to
the railroad boys, to the Santa Fe
physician there, and to the hospital
as an institution.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
OBJECTIONABLE
WORD WILL
Be CUT
Government Will Not Stand
Sponsor For Patent Drugs
Any Longer.

Washington, d. c., Jan. 3.-Uncle
sam is going out of the business of
guaranteeing breakfast foods sooth-
ing syrups, tooth powders, pills and
the like. He finds there is nothing
in it but trouble.
This does not mean that the pure
food and drugs act is going to be re-
pealed. but 1t does mean that some
Misunderstanding have arisen in
connection with its enforcement are
to be corrected. Too many people
have got an idea that the govern
ment is guaranteeing that one break
fast food Will make you fat, another
will make you lean, certain emul-
sion will make your hair grow and
a particular compound will cause
your complexion to brighten up.
Label Causes Trouble.
When the pure food act became ef-
fective it was agreed that response
their goods to the dealer, and that
in consideration of this the dealer
would be relieved of responsibility.
which the manufacturer assumed, in
case of violation of the act. This
guarantee by the maker was indicat-
ed in the officially prescribed label:
Guaranteed under the food and
drugs act of June 80, 1906"
This, of course, meant that it was
guaranteed by the maker to comply
with the law, but the consumer got
notion that it was guarantee by
the government to do what the 9TH
er parts of the label said. When
1t did not produce hair on a bald
head, or cure dyspepsia, or remove
corns, folks got to blaming the gov
ernment and 1t was mighty bad
politics.
The food law board looked into
the matter and decided to change the
regulations and the label. The manu-
facturers were asked to drop this
sentiment out of the labels, but it
developed that many millions of lab
els had been printed; in some cases,
in six or seven cOlors, and at high
expense, and the dealers, having
originally had them approved, did
not want to lose the money. So it
has been agreed that the various as
sociations of manufacturers shall
agree upon a dale at which the mis-
leading legend shall disappear. The
date has not yet been fixed.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
TRA|NMEN DEFER
CALLING Of
STRIKE
The Demand for a Wage Scale
Equal to Western Roads
Is Delayed.

The executive committee of the
Order of Railway Trainmen and the
Order of Railway Conductors nave
decided to hold in allegiance the sane
don of the members of the two orga-
nization on sixty-five eastern roads to
call a strike unless the roads they
worked for met their demands. The
stringency in the money market ana
the retrenchment of business or All
kinds is given as the reason for the
delay of the making of the demands
The vote of the men asked that the
same rate of wages and the work
tng conditions adopted for the west
ern lines a year ago be put in erect
on the eastern lines. but because OF
the financial furry and the condition
of the freight traffic the committee
deemed it unwise to carry on nego-
cations with the general managers of
the railroads at this time. The fol-
lowing statement was Issued:
while a considerable majority of
the men voting approval Of the prop
ositions expressed a willingness TO
carry on the movement, the men,
bers of the executive committee, haV-
ing taken into consideration the
financial and business conditions OF
the country that have developed since
the movement was inaGgurated, have
decided to defer action, and the
sPfopositions will be held in abeyance
The committee in taking this action
are well satisfied that they are voic-
ing the sentiments of a large major
atty of the men interested. Their ac-
ton also has the approval of the
chief executive of each organiZa-
tion."
This was signed by G.. NJ. Smith,
r. G.. Courtney, John B. Condor, j
e. Oldfield and w. S. Keav. p. II
Morrissey, of the Brotherhood OF
Railway Trainmen, and A. B. Gar
retson, of the Order of Railway Con-
ductors, indorse the action.
The original proposition was L
strike and attempt to tie up the six
ty-five railroads, should the demands
be refused.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
Rank EOOIishnPsS

when attacked by cough or a
cold, or when your throat is sore, 1t
is rank foolishness to take any other
medicine than DR.. Kings New Dis
covery," says c. o. Eldridge, of EN-
plre, Ga. "I have used New Discov-
cry seven years and l know it is the
best remedy on earth for coughs and
colds, Group, and all throat and lung
troubles. My children are subject TO
Group, but New Discovery quickly
cures every attack" Known the
world over as the King of throat and
lung remedies Sold under guaran-
tee at All Dealers. soc and $1.OO.
Trial bottle free.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
ENGINEER MEETS TRAGIC
DEATH In MEXICO.

Ell Paso, Texas, Jan. 3.-Dragged
for about a kilometer beneath his
locomotive, two of his limbs severed,
and his body mangled and mutilated,
Freight Engineer John Hunter of the
Mexican Central railroad met trag-
ic death near the station of Norla
Saturday, according to news received
here today. His body was taken to
Torreon.
The accident took place at about
$3.50 o'clock Saturday morning
Hunters engine was dead" and was
being towed TO Jimulco from La
Colorado by extra freight No. S52. 1t
seems that the freight was taking
water at Soria and that Hunter took
advantage of the stop to crawl under
his locomotive to repair something in
reference to the air connection. A
brakeman gave the signal to go ahead
and the train moved off. No one
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03

"A bill granting an increase of PEN
sion to Milo j.. Pierce.
Be 1t enacted by the senate and
house of representatives of the Uni
ted States Of America in congress
assembled. That the secretary of the
interior be, and he is hereby, auth
orized and directed to place on the
pension roll, subject to the provisions
and limitations of the pension laws.
the name of Milo l.. Pierce, late of
Company b, Second Regiment Hi
nois Volunteer Cavalry, and pay him
a pension at the rate of thirty dollars
per month in lieu Of that he is now
receiving.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03

Bernardino Sun. He was Immediate
ly taken to that city where DR.. Bay
lis attended the injuries. Horan was
working on a work train which was
unloading dirt, where the track is to
be raised at Arlington. While the
car was being unloaded the cable in
some manner caught Horan and let
him fall from the car, fracturing. the
right leg beneath the knee. He also
received some bad bruises which
with the broken leg will keep him
from work for several weeks.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03

Trial Catarrh treatments are being
mailed out free, on request by DR..
Shoop. Racine, Wis. These tests are
proving to the people-without a
penny's cost-the great value of this
scientific prescription known TO drug
gists everywhere as DIR. Shoop's Ca
tarrh Remedy. Sold by All Dealers.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03

Mems fine piano felt slippers, nigh
cut with flexible leather soles and as
comfortable as stocking feet, $3.50;
mems opera or Everett slippers,
black or tan, Vicl Kid. pretty and
well wearing $3.50 TO s2.00 at c.
Mays Shoe store, 314 West Central
avenue.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03

IT. II. 1877 ItCTHIlng 10 TtnslOn.
Mr.. Andrews introduced the follow
ing bill, which was referred to the
committee on invalid pensions and
ordered to be printed.
A bill granting an increase of pen
sion to Joseph McQuillin.
Be 1t enacted by the senate and
house of representatives of the Uni
ted States of America in congress
assembled, That the secretary of the
interior be, and he is hereby, auth
orized and directed to place on the
persion roll, subject to the provisions
and limitations of the pension laws,
the name Of Joseph McQuillin, late
of Company A, Seventh Regiment
Massachusetts, Volunteer Infantry,
and pay him a pension at the rate
of thirty dollars per month in lieu
of that he is now receiving.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
the best pills known. Sold by ]. II.
O'Rielly Co.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
BORN--AN IDEA

ABoUT RARTsr THING THAT
TINS 2P woSTD r,2E 3E qUsS Is THE BITT OF FINE
WORTH MORE
WORLD THAN THE SANTA FE RAILROAD
PSYCHOLOGISTS. WHO MAKE BusINIss
SS,Sl ' kfH5ER %SS or, r'n
R IF YoT ARE fH On I ND BhH SIDE ABE OF
STATEMENT ~ WISH ~
nov THE & MBroTER2uE% 1 % GITIzEN ZEN oA@EH,ES @ % IDEAS % IN
PARENTS ARR. is NEITHER HERE NOR THERE SOME
RI1.DING AND TRADE GETTING ~ THESE & IDEAS WILL
Gs M odR OK AP dE TR 2 %shfMsF EGSfR To rTN @ PUBLIC FOR
A OFFICE
R Gok i fsrHE E Tl F s1E i oSTB
N AND saY;I @I @I In,IEsE + I LT WANT no SPEND So sSo9o r worm
THE TIIING oEI sSps AND
GMSE Toi hNp YOU ABOUT
4 NgMgER OF, OF MBT9uERoUE % i I BIsINEss MEN, MEN HAVE
noING EVERY DAY ONE WISE MERcIIaNE WHO
hTHs Az lcH rs PROM FROM bvEsSG bTR RHGfS FROM T FIAT S
TIR0uGH oTTET a GItANNEI L TNE0HNED US ONLY
hI9toGGseuE cr11zENl ID DGRiaG MONTHS
FAY fs FOR 'm T Has ADNfTs,HNr NT fM FOR sE MoNus
ANY ADvEIIIsEMENT THAT PA1 FOR
E6aGE YoH GEr YoER Money nAos Go1S aSb
= The EXTENDEP 2 r PTBIIcITX n TIT, TO % BOOT sTT W1ES
5 H Ss g 5 VIE 5 5 RTSS n o6aHhsAos Ss
WITH THE T WITER R, ONCE SAD Il BEGAN LIFE on
s Hp MORE MopHr sHGfNNISe BE MN sS ME- STkE
FORESIGHT SHOULD NOT s6oGfEp WELL. % IF THERE IS
But KEEN OUTER THAT saYs T Pa9s TO hDHHKsEs M 2 saw
;--@~-------
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
II. r.. 1889, Relating to a Pension.

Mr.. Andrews introduced the follow
ing bill. which was referred to the
committee on invalid pensions and
ordered to be printed.
A bill granting an increase of PEN
sion to Emeline Dalton.
Be IL enacted by the senate and
house of representatives of the Uni
ted States Of America i'm congress
assembled. That the secretary of the
interior be, and he is hereby, auth
orized and directed to place on the
pension roll, SUI ject to the provisions
and limitations of the pension laws,
the name of Emelne Dalton, widow
of John Dalton, late second lieuten-
ant Company A, Third Regiment New
Mexieo Volunteer Mounted Infantry
and pay her "A pension at the rate
of sixteen dollars per month in lieu
of that she is now receiving.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
SAID HE MADE $4,000
OFF OF SOLDIERS
Uncle sam Bars Oklahoma Schemcr
From Use of Mails.

After having made $4,000. ac-
cording to his own boasts, from the
old soldiers of the civil war and
their widows. and orphans, A. w.
Giffn. of Roll, Oklahoma, has been
deprived of the use of the mails by
the postoffice department
Giffin conducted a government
land bureau and advertised himself
as government land locator" His
plan was to seek old soldiers and
their families, with the proposition
that they give him $40 as fee and
secure a rich grant of 160 acres of
Oklahoma public land from the in
terror department through his eff
forts. He claimed that clients had
disposed Of their holdings, secured
through his agency, for sums vary
ing from $500 tos $1,000
Giffin fell afoul of the government
inspectors through complaints and
his own boasting. When debarred
by a fraud order at Roll, Oklahoma,
it is charged that he took the name
of his son, Clyde ID. Giftin. The in
terror department denied that he is
government agent of any sort.
Ell Paso representative of the
Mexican Central report that within
the last five days eighteen cars OF
Mexican laborers have gone south
over that route. They are natives OF
United states and are now returning
to their homes after a successful
summer and fall in this country
]. Horan, a brakeman for the San
| ia Fe. received a broken leg by fall
ing from a fiat car Wednesday while
working at Arlington, says the Sar
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03

A bill granting an increase of pen
sion to r. w. Eaton.
BE 1t enacted by the senate and
house of representatives of the Uni
ted States of America in congress
assembled, That the secretary of the
interior be, and he is hereby, auth
orized and directed to place on the
pension roll. subject to the provisions
and limitations of the pension laws,
the name of +. W. Eaton. late cap
tain and lieutenant-colonel, First
Regiment New Mexico Volunteer
Cavalry. and pay him a pension at
the rate of seventy-five dollars per
month in lieu of that he is now re-
ceiving,
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
II. II. 1890, Relating to "a Pension.

Mr. Andrews introduced the follow
ing bill which was referred to the
committee on invalid pensions and
ordered to be printed.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
We are the people,

Our demands should be respected.
Give good homes plenty and comfortable clothes
Give education, training and good society.
Give us good fathers and mothers.
Give us Chamberains Cough Remedy when we have
coughs, colds or whooping cough. We are entitled
to the best and should have it,
We are to inherit the earth
Prepare for this great responsibility by giving us what
we demand, and we will become honest, industrious
upright citizens, proud of our ancestry and loyal to
country.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
H. r. 1888, Relating to Pension.

Mr.. Andrews introduced the follow
ing bill, which was referred to thu
committee on invalid pensions anC
ordered to be printed.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-01-03
New Mexico Bills
In Congress
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II. II. 1897 Relating to a Pension.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-07

blew UP some time ago. blinked at the
sunlight and distinguished himself in his
usual characteristic fashion.
Mr. Sulzer bounced to his feet during
consideration Of a paragraph in the sun
dry civil bill permitting the United States
Supreme Court to have its printing done
where it pleased.
What about that?" growIed MIR. Sulzer
to Chairman Tawney Of the appropria-
ton committee. Explain it.''
Mr.. Tawney mildly replied that the
paragraph was simply intended to give
the Supreme Court control Of itse own
printing In order that 1t might arrange.
according to its own notion. about pre-
serving the secrecy of it's decisions
: "Oh, Is that so?' drawled William Bill
In his most aggravat1ng way. II thought
the probable explanation was that as a
result Of some of its recent decisions the
Supreme Court couldn't get any union
printers to do its work.
Nobody laughed. Up hoped Repre-
sentative Wilson of Pennsylvania. LAS
a member of the typogra phical union,
want to say right here and now, for the
benefit of the gentleman from New York
that there never has been time. nor is
1t likely there ever will be time, when
organized labor will not do any work for
the government or any of it's branches
Mr.. Wilson's statement was wildly ap-
plauded. William Bill froWned upon the
House and sat down. not d whit abashed
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-05-07
100 MEN ARE IN PERIL
BIG SHIP PETER RICKMERS IN
GREAT DANGER.

NEW YORK. May 7.-One hundred men
on the disabled, stranded ship Peter Rick
mers are in peril this afternoon. The big
ship is plunging helplessly about in "A
tumbling, pitching sea on a sand bar
about thousand yards off the shore, not
far from Fire Island. Three OF her
masts are gone, half of her cargo of
case oil has been cast into the sea. and
she is being pounded by a battery of
waves which neither she nor any other
ship similarly placed can long endure.
Two life lines We're sent out to the
Rickmers today when it became appar
ent that those on board might require
quick assistance, but this afternoon, as
the waves drove the. vessel steadily but
slowly westward. the lines gave way,
and the only link Of safety between ship
and shore was destroyed In the mean
time the Rickmers had begun to feel the
effects Of the frightful battering she was
receiving from the waves. Her seams
began to open and the water poured in
streams into her hold. Every wave now
makes a clean sweep over the ship and
three life-saving crews are fighting
against the wind and seas in Il driving
rain in an attempt to run other lines
to the doomed craft.