The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1908-04-08
APRIL g, 1908
HERE AND THERE.

Of glasses. 1t is not likely that the
New Jersey glass blowers are taking
much interest in prohibition.
The monitor Florida is to be shot to
pieces by modern battleship to prove
the progress OF artillery.
All the nations are preparing to ex-
pei anarchists to some neutral place
We suggest Greenland.
President Alexis Dunord of Hayti,
Is young man Of "a but insists that he
IS able to put down another revolution.
Nice country to live in when you may
wake up any morning to find yourself
assassinated.
When prohibition is adopted in the
District of Columbia, we may expect a
change in the personnel OF Congress.
Seven United States Senators have
died the past year.
The Chicago undertakes are giving
lamps and onyx centre tables with
every coffin. This is a discrimination
against the male SEX Why don't they
offer billiard tables OF smoking sets
Ohio boasts candidate for sheriff
who can carry a 400 pound barrel Of
oil Lots of men think that they are
strong until they attempt to carry their
own precinct.
Apropos OF school house fires atten-
ton has been directed to the fact that
saloon doors swing both ways never
thelcss some people experience difficult
ty III getting out OF saloons.
China wants to see the American
fleet SO if anything happens she will
know what struck her.
sPeople ought to be ashamed that
they do not live to be 100 or 100 years
old in this age said Bishop Samuel
fallous, to a Chicago congregation.
There are several citizens hereabouts
who ought to be ashamed that they did
not die in infancy,
The best education is the sort that
convinces young man that he needs
no backing.
The cause of universal peace con
tinues to gain converts. The standing
army Of the Tonga Islands, three gen
erals and thirty privates, has been dis
banded
An old Dearborn, Mo, couple are
still using yarn carpet, which they re-
ceived as a wedding gift sixty years
ago II is still in good condition.
Sixty justices OF the New York Su-
preme Court OF the first and second
departments, were recently assembled
ut dinner There were Professionals,
Roman Catholics and Jews. But all
were alike in one respect, a, least each
man received $4,000 a year for his
services, an aggregate OF $1,000, 900 a
year.
Fourteen cars containing 264S loco
motive tires OF special make left Lewis
town, Pa, last week for Toxic, Japan,
they were shipped by the Standard
Steel Works to the Japanese govern
ment.
Yes, certainly these first spring days
are very delightful, but it is well to re-
member that your oyercoat may still
stand between you and your under
taker.
You can ask a girls father for her
hand but you've got to get her heart
from her.
TO understand the objections Of ex-
Senator Henry Gassaway Davis to hav
ing duke in the family, it is to be re-
membercd that the Senator was once
an American Railway Brakeman.
When they enter theatre women
should check their hats and men their
thirst.
The higher the prices of the Beef
Trust nse, the smaller grows the meat
account of many families. There is
compensation in the fact that the shad
are beginning to rum
Still it will be hard to convince some
men that 90 years of good beer are not
better than 100 years OF sour milk.
Congressman Hefflin, Of Alabama,
should understand that temperance in
the use Of pistols is just as desirable as
temperance in the use of grog.
A Berlin professor says he can
prove that one fly walking over his
breakfast plate left in its tracks one
million germs and eleven specific dis.
eases. If the professor is as smart as
all that, why doesn't he teach the flies
to wipe their feet before they come
into the house.
The man with rheumatism who tried
to shoot it out of his leg, will lose the
leg all right but it is one Of the curious
phases of life that he will still keep the
pain. There isn't any leg and there
isn't any pain but it hurts just the same.
Socialism is the thought and anarch-
ism the murderous arm with which it
strikes at civilization and progress.