davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01
THOUSAND CLASS FOR OMAHA

nv - .1f1-N ~ NlAs1.oA2 lois " NJ t1i4+A.
Sunday, Nav 81. will be the Red
Letter Day OF Perfected Woodcraft at
Omaha, when class of 1000 candi-
dates will be introduced into the mys-
teries of the forest. The territory
from which this class viii be drawn
consists of Omaha, South Omaha.
Council Bluffs. Eastern Nebraska and
Western Iowa.
The ritualistic service will be ex-
empliticd by The best talent selected
from teams Of the cities surrounding
1 Sovereign Camp quarters, and with
beautiful electrical effects. making
it a grand Adoption Ceremony.
Every W. o. W. is asked to boost
in earnest for this special occasion,
because the W. o. w. deserves il,
being the giant among fraternals.
The W.O. w. today with all branch
es. numbers over 600. 900 members. its
Emergency Funds of almost s. Geo, coo
erect monument at each deceased
member s grave, costing $lOO; having
erected almost 1000 such monuments.
The w. 0. w. is western insti-
tuition. BY joining this order you keep
your money at home for which you Sc
cure the best, safest, substantial and
cheap insurance. Our motto is:
Millions for Protection Six
hundred thousand homes perpetuated.
Transportation will be paid to Omaha
and return to all applicants joining
this class who live outside of Omaha.
South Omaha and Council Bluffs. For
further information address. Philip
Miller Manager, 407 W.. o. w. Build
ing, Omaha, Nebr., or Phone Doug
las I'LL and ask for Miller. or in
auire for any member of the local
Camp.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01

the Magazine Section which comes
as weekly premium is rich reward
fer prornptness.
The interest which our subscribers
are taking in the great Auto Piano
contest is also very encouraging and
we believe that from now on it will
be a matter of absorbing interest to
tie whole county
Again let US thank our readers.
The Review belongs to them and it is
our highest editorial ambition to
please them and to retain for many
wears the friendship we now have
with them.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01

We desire to extend our heartfelt
thanks to our friends for their kind
ness and sympathy they bestowed on
US during the sickness and death of
our darling Tillie.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gus. Anderson
and children.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01

Kennedy s Laxative Cough syrup
acts promptly yet gently on the
bowels, through which tie cold is
forced out of the system. and at the
same time it alays troubles arising
from inflammation. Sold by Iambofn
Drug Co.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01
FOR SALE.

3 horses. one stanhope rubber tired
phaeten most new. one set double
harness, one single buggy harness.
enc single brass trimmed buggy
harness most new. One covered de-
livery wagon. j. d. Lyon.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01

their many friends.
Will Anderson and family of Sioux
City came Thursday to attend the
funeral. but was too late.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01

DeWltt's Little Early Risers. the
famous little liver pills. Sold by
!.amborn Durg Co.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01
DIES AT THE AGE OF 1914
A Lady Dies At Wall Lake Who Was
Born in 1908

The death of Mrs. Sophia Koch at
Wall Lake on March %. is of interest
to many readers in that she was an
aunt of Mr.. Herrig of Denison.
Previous to her death which occurred
Saturday last she was one of the old
est persons in the United States.
Mrs. Koch was born in Germany DC
tober, IA, 1903, and SO was l04 years
6 months ard Ii days cid. at the time
of her death. She lived in Germany
until about fifty years old coming to
America, August 10. 1854. She was
married when nineteen and was the
mother of seven children.
She and her husband lived in Gin
ton county for many years. Later
she lived in Crawford county but her
last days were spent with her
daughter. Mrs Henry Mohr at Wall
Lake. Not long before her death she
said My health was good up until |
was about one hundred years OLD, but
since then | have been confined to my
room. II is not given to many to
reach the old age OF this worthy Ger
man woman.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01
SAXWOOD NO. 317O4

The STANDARD l; coa,l Horse sawoo is bright and
horse and when will right He Of
had s.xwoi He weighs 5 He has
maket a tIaubsb
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01

Dependable Garden Seeds at The
5alle- Brodersen Co. HIT.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01
CAN olDATg ANNOUNCEMENT

would hertbg announce myself candidate
for the Office OF sheriff subject TO the action OF
the Republican Primaries.
Feb 5ll la0s A. d. RANDALL.
6-tf. Denison, Iowa.
would hereby announce myself as candidate
for the Office of Sheriff subject 10 the will of the
republican primaries
MARTIN McNertncy,
If,,.. Itlulisl1ith-
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01

For Sale Good second hand Phea-
ton and surrey. r. A. Romans. l3-2t.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01

would hereby announce myself candidate
for the Office of County Attorney subject to the
action OF the Republican Primaries
March 4th 1905 w. L kAHI.ER
H.. -. LAn-c,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01

would hereby announce myself as candidate
for tine Office of ountv Attorney. subject to the
action OF the Republican Primaries.
March ith 1905 w. S. MOORE.
Manila. Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1908-04-01

would hereby announce myself as acapddate
for the Office of County Attorney subject TO the
action Of the Republican Primaries.
March itll +. j. hLlNkER.
Denson lowa.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1908-11-26

Shall the fouoa0iasg Amendment
be Adopted q
That there be added to sectiF
article one "a of the constitu|
Iowa, the following:
The general assembly, howe1
permitting the owners Of landsi
bitches, and levees for agricultul
ing purposes across the lands oil
for the organization Of drains
proper authorities with power tdl
tain levees, drains and bitches Al
all drains, bitches, and levees Id
under the laws of the State, byl
upon the property benefited th4
assembly may provide by law III
of such real estate as shall be nd
struction and maintenance Of 4
and levees, and prescribe the mel
condemnation.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
Economy.


A Chicago medico tells of two ply
siclans In q Wisconsin town, the one
elderly, with a long record of cures,
the other young, with his record still
to make. The older doctor, it appears,
was inclined to surrender some of his
night work to the younger man.
One bitter night in winter the vet
eran was aroused by two farmers from
a hamlet eight miles away, the wife Of
one of whom was seriously Ill. The
doctor at once referred them to his
young colleague, but they refused the
iatter's services.
every WELL" replied the doctor,
thinking to put convincing argument
before them. an that case my fee
is $40, payable now"
Whereupon there ensued a remon-
STRANGE on the part of the farmers, but
the doctor was obdurate. Finally one
Of the men asked the other:
"Well. what do you think ought to
do?"
II think you'd better pay him the
$10" said the other. THE funeral
would cost you more" - Harper's
Weekly.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
POLICE Dogs WALK
REGULAR BEATS.
Animals Expected TO Prove Val
liable Aids for the New
York Department.

New York, Jan. 28.-New York's po-
lice dogs were put into active service
early this morning for the first time.
Experiments with the Belgian hounds,
brought from Europe and trained with
an especial view TO service as an
adjunct to the city's police force prov
ed the effectiveness of their instruc-
lions.
Sham attacks on uniformed men by
policemen in plain clothes were
promptly resented by the dogs, only
the muzzles on the animals prevneting
serious harm being done the agrees
ors. The dogs after their exercise in
the district between Prospect Park
and Coney Island after midnight were
taken before daylight, but will be on
duty tonight at 10 o'clock and be
kept working until o'clock tomorrow
morning.
For the present they will be re-
strained by leashes, but after they
learn the precinct they will be allow
ed to roam at large. A row of steam
heated dog houses has bee erected
In the rear of the Parkville Police
Station for their accommodation.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
Postmasters' Request.

The Postmasters of Hartford and
Beaver Dam desire to call attention
to the practice of some patrons of ru-
raj delivery of placing loose coins in
their boxes each time they desire to
dispatch letters instead of supplying
themselves with postage in advance
of their needs.
This practice imposes undue hard.
ship on rural carriers in removing loos
coins from boxes and delays then
on the service Of their routes.
The postmasters therefore urgently
request that patrons of rural delivery
provide themselves and keep on hand
a supply of stamps consistent with and
in advance of their needs. 1t is also
very desirable that rural patrons place
in their mail boxes small detachable
cups of wood or tin in which to place
coins, when necessary, in purchasing
supplies of stamps.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
Save Money Buying Chamberlain's
Couch Remedy.

You will pay just as much for bot
tie of Chamberlains Cough Remedy
as for any of the other cough medi-
cines, but you save money in buying
it. The saving is in what you get, not
what you pay. The sure-to-curd you
quality is in every bottle of this ram
edy, and you get good results when
you take it Buying cough medicine
is an important matter. Neglected
colds often develop serious condi-
tions, and when you buy cough med
icine you want to be sure you are
getting one that will cure your cold.
When you buy Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy you take no chances. 1t al
ways cures. Price %, and so cents a
bottle. Tor sale by z. Wayne Griffin
& Bro. a. 1850. I'M
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
FARMERS INSTITUTE
FEBRUARY IS, 1920.
Commissioner Rankin Makes
the Announcement in let
fer to Mr.. Woodward.

Mr.. c. L. Woodward has received
! the following letter from Commission
ers of agriculture NJ. c. Rankin which
fixes the date. for the farmers insti-
Ute on February is, 10 and 20
This is to officially notify you that
the dates of the State Farmers Insti-
tute have been changed TO Feb. 18th,
10th, and goth, 1908. This step was
made necessary after it became APP
parent to this Department that, with
the present conditions existing in the
Legislature, 1t will be impossible to
secure practical results in the way of
legislation pertaining to the farming
interests of the State. Up to the pre-
sent time very few bills have been
referred to Committees, and as there
is much important legislation desired
at this session, it becomes impera-
tive that we postpone the dates. Kind
" have notice to this effect made in
your next issue of the local papers.
The newspaper men have always CO.
operated with this Department, and
am sure they will gladly give promi-
nence to this change of dates. Very
trury Nj. G. RANKIN,
Commissioner of Agriculture
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
Many SIeepIess Nights. Owing to a Per-
sistent Couch, Relief Found at Last.

For several winters past my wife
has been troubled with a most per-
sistent and disagreeable cough, which
invariably extended over period of
several weeks and caused her many
Sleepless nights" writes Will ]. Hay
ner, editor of the Burnley, Colo, Bulle-
tin. Various remedies were tried
each year, with no beneficial results.
In November last the cough again put
in an appearance and my wife, acting
on the suggestion of friend, purchas-
ed bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. The result was indeed mar
velous. After three doses the cough
entirely disappeared and has not man
Tested itself since" This remedy is
for sale by z. Wyane Griffin & Bro,
Hartford. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
|FEWHERE KNOW THIS
Says Home Treatment
Cures Rheumatism.
TELLS HOW TO MIX THIS
Shake Well in the Bottle and
Take a Dose After
Meals.

When an eminent authority an
nounced in the Scranton (Pa) Times
that he haG found new way to treat
that dreal American disease, Rheuma-
tism, with just common, everyday
drugs, found in any drug store, the
physicians were slow indeed to attach
much Importance to his claims. This
was only few months ago. To-day
nearly every newspaper in the cOun-
try, even the metropolitan dailies, is
announcing it and the splendid results
achieved. 1t is so simple that any one
can prepare it at home at small cost.
! it is made up as follows: Get from
any good prescription pharmacy Fluid
Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce;
Compound Kargon, one ounce; Com
pound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Mix by shaking in a bottle
and take in teaspoonful doses after
each meal and at bedtime. These are
all simple ingredients, making an alb
oOiuNNlg lltii iOhlNhg ~
| little cost.
Rheumatism, as every one knows,
is a symptom of deranged kidneys.
1t is u condition produced by the
failure of the kidneys to properly
filter or strain from the blood the
uric acid and other matter which, II
not eradicated, either in the urine
or through the skin pores, remains
in the blood, decomposes and forms
about the joints and muscles, causing
the untold suffering and deformity
of rheumatism.
This prescription is said to be a
splendid healing, cleansing and invig-
Grating tonic to the kidneys, and gives
almost immediatee relief in all forms
of bladder and urinary troubles and
backache. He also warns people in a
leading New York paper against the
indiscriminate use of many patent
medicines.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
ChapIain's Prayer is AppIauded by
House.

Washir gton, Jan. 31.--The most I'M
usual incident of applauding the pray
err of the Chaplain occurred in the
House of Representatives to-day
The Chaplain barely had concluded
when housekeeping and laughter were
heard from various directions. The
prayer ran:
Good Lord, deliver us, we beseech
Thee, from the lingo, the demagogue
the bigot and all other undesirable
citizens, ana give us instead the pat
riot, the statesman, the broad-minded
generous-hearted manly man, that
Thy Kingdom may come and Thy will
be done on earth as it is in Heav-
Ell, for Christ's sake Amen"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
HIS LOGIC.
How John. Father Made a Test Case


Of II.
The old couple were eating their first
meal with their son after his return
from college
"Tell us, John" said the father,
what have you learned at college?"
"Oh lots of things" said the son as
he recited his course of studies.
'Then," he concluded, 81 also studied
logic"
Logic" said the old man-"what is
that?"
Its the art of reasoning" said the
son.
"The art of reasoning" said the IA
ther-''what is that, my boy?"
"Well." replied the son, 'let me give
you demonstration. How many
chickens are on that dish, fatherT
1.-TWO" said the old man.
"Well," said John, 81 can prove there
are three" Then he stuck his fork ia
one and said, THAT is one. isn't it,"
yes" said the father.
"And this is two?' sticking his fork
In the second.
Eyes" replied the father again.
"Well. don't one and two make
three" replied John triumphantly.
"Well. l declare" said the father.
you have learned things at college.
Well, mother" continued the old man
to his wife, 81 will give you one of the
chickens to eat, and I'll take the other,
and John can have the third. How is
that, JohnT-Judge's Library.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
Drills for Company n.

The following drills are designat-
ed for company H. in order to get
ready for the inspection which will
be held on March 81, 1908, viz: Feb
ruary Z, 81; March 6, 10 and 20. Drills
will be held from 1880 to $3.50 p. m
indoor target practice will begin on
the evening of February Z, and con-
tinue on to inspection.
Every member of the company is e'
pected to be present at these drills
with guns in good condition. The
blue uniform will be worn.
By order of Capt. DeWeese.
C. B.SHOWN,
LIST Sgt. Co. H, Bird INIT, X. n. G.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
The Football Hero Comes.

n.
His nose is strapped and wrapped up in a
near soft leather pouch,
Each musty muscles ericking as he prac-
tees his crouch
(For him the purgy surgeon is preparing
a soft couch).
Some things like pancake turner's hold his
near small ears In place;
His head Is kept together by hair lined.
potlike brace
(The stocky doctors at his heels with
& medicine flled case).
He wears a WOODEN envelopes or sweater,
without fieck;
He stands with hands prepared some
ones anatomy to wreck
cor gently land with his soft corns on his
opponents neck).
He's dubbed the brawny vizier of the pig
skin and his viz
Has strips of courtly plaster on his al
most hidden phiz-
All these things prove the 'rah-'rah hero 8
now on deck for biz.
IF. p. Bitter IN Judge.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05

he also consumed two large rubber
erasers, ate the rubber tips from four
teen lead pencils, chewed up dozen
penholder and browsed off his nous
taohe as high as he could reach. He
is now chewing tobacco in the interest
of economy.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
LIST Sgt. Co. H, Bird Unfit X. n. G.

Take Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup. 1t
sweetens the stomach, aids digestion
and acts as gentle stimulant on
the liver and bowels without irrltat-
ing these organs. Orino Laxative
Fruit Syrup cures biliousness and
habitual constipation. Does not nau-
seate or grippe and is mild and
pleasant to take Remember the name
Orino and refuse to accept any sub
stitute. j. RI. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05

If you have Catarrh, rid yourself Of
this repulsive disease. Ask DR.. Shoop,
Of Racine. Wis, to mail you free, a
trial box of his DR.. Shops Catarrh
Remedy A simple, single test, will
surely tell you a Catarrh truth well
worth your knowing. Write to-day.
Don't suffer longer All druggists. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
Sweet REVENGE,

A little boy came into a dentists Of.
fee a short time ago and had trou-
blesome tooth removed. After the den.
fist had finished with him the boy
asked for the tooth. The dentist gave
II to him and inquired as to his rea-
sons for wanting 1t.
I'm agoln' to take the old thing
home an stuff it with sugar an watch
II achew the boy replied.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
A Eoreaone Conclusion.

"And then, mind you" exclaimed
Miss Passay Indignantly, "she asked
me If wouldn't marry the first man
that came along"
"The idea" exclaimed Miss Cutting
"Don't these obviously unnecessary
questions make you tired~-Philadel
phia Press.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
OASTOEEA.
Bear, the ,Ths Kind You Have Always BcuCi
'''. si &s1zZIzx
The Cheaper Way.

A Texas man who chews twenty
cents worth of tobacco a week, con-
cluded 10 try a tobacco cure. In two
weeks he ate $3.50 worth of the cure
and for the next two weeks he used
five cents worth of gum, five cents
worth of candy, five cents worth OF
peanuts and five cents worth of gum
drops day During the two weeks
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
Should Fly.

Critic-You say here, 1.-THE faithful
dog went flying after its prey" Hbw's
that for nature taking?
Wright Rong-Oh. that's all right
You see. this was a BIRD dog.-Kansas
City Times.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05

II the services OF a professional man
icure are enlisted freque lily for the
child who bites her finger nails, the
habit will soon be broken. The trou-
Bile is usually brittle nails that are con-
tinunlly developing jagged edges Such
nails should be kept short and the child
given plenty or olive -oil or cream
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
A Scheme.

81 guess" said Mrs. Subbubs, "Tll
have to give big dinner"
what for?" asked her husband.
= TITS the only excuse ] can think
of to borrow back those fine plates
loaned to Mrs. Naybor."
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
The Real Thine.
what's

Little Willie--Say, pa, what's a
hero?
PA hero, my son, is a man
who takes a cold bath every morn
ing during the winter. s.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
Not Enough.

Penner-The critics roasted your
book. didn't they?
Scriblet-Yes, but not enough to in
sure its success.--New York Life
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05

uih dOctoring the effects, while the orig
iadL disease undermines the system.
What To Do. 6
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DIR. Kilmer's
Swamp Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulflls every wish in curing rheumatism,
pain in the back, Kidneys, liver, bladder
and every part of the urinary passage.
1t corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain in passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcofnes. that unpleasant me-
cessity of being compelled to go often
during the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and
the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root
is soon realized. 1t stands the highest
for its wonderful cures of the most dis
tressing cases. If you need a medicine
YOU should have the best. Sold by drug
gists in ffty-cent and one-dollar sizes.
You may have sample bottle and {
book that tells all EE
about it, both sent free ::.:....:ss
by mail. Address DIR. ;:;s;
Kilmer & Co., Bing- ~ ae4 11:.siisf V
hamton, N. Y. When Home of swump-ROOt.
writing mention this PAPER and don't
make any mistake, but remember the
name, Dr. Kiiiher's Swamp-Root, and
the address. Binghamtol, N. Y.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05

OF kidney disease.
While kidneydi
orders are the
most common
diseases that pre-
vail, they are
almost the last
recognized by
patient and ply
sicians, achO con-
tent themselves
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
All Her Doing.

"Your husband" said Gaddie, zap
pears TO be a man of great self-con-
troll"
Yes, replied Mrs. Peckham, che
is"
Il SUPPOSE" Gaddie went on, che
inherited that quality from his faith
ertheJuoge,"
No" she replied, significantly,
its a virtue he acquired since his
marriage
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
Thousands Have Kidney -@
Trouble and Never Suspect It.

Most people do not realize the alarm
ing increase and remarkable prevalency
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1908-02-05
x a ASTORIA.
Bears the n The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature sf ZlHzzzM
DURING the Tiff.

Mrs. HOulihan (sobbing)-I never
saw We till tn day before me unfor-
chnit marriage!
Mr.. Houlihan-An'' l often wlsht
ye hadn't seen me till tn day af-
Their!