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The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1908-05-02

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For Secretary Of State.
John T. Michel. .............10 1892
" g. Wilmot. i. 1876
". NJ. Evens .............
For Attorney General.
Walter Guion,.. .............1 1902
". j. Waguespack. 13+
j. B. Cameron. 8
For State Treasurer.
U, B. Steele. iOo4
5. Ii. Bollinger. ..............l 34
Charles G. Joknes.
For State Auditor.
Paul Capdeselte. 1863
j. G Weaks. ..............l 34
8 L. Mutton. .......5
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ton.
}. B. A,weil. ..106a
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ALVIN Porter. 20
For Com missioner Of Agriculture
and Immigration.
Charles scnnier.. 1893
j. Allen Barnett. -.............l 3l
For Registrar State Land oiies
FRED TRACE $500. ........... 1903
l. L. Robinson LII
For Senate
J..hn Marks. 1048
John D. Shutter. 1904
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Alex Barker. ....... 1854
Albert !. irone .............. 1860
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ihomas IL. Rnger.....-..... .l26
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Jas beary.......... 1910
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For Assessor
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For Coroner
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For fo.lce Juror
st. Ward, j: l.. Basset. ........ S3
.ad Ward, John III. Walsh. .....327
'rd. Ward, Leonard fa'gont. .63
IN. Ward, y. ). Barrios........7o
tn. Ward, Leon z. Boadreaux. LII
'ih. Wars. JOHN RodFigue. .....ll1
'ih. Ward Alex. Thereof. III
III Ward, D. N. Hatcher. ..26
'th Ward, jos. Dre>ner. 81
OH. Wand, Paul II Tetrean. 30
For .'ussire OF The Peace
st. Ward, Henry Bfeaux. .65
MI. Ward, l.. V. Azemar. 1926
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Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24
SHORTER CHAPEL: SUNDAY SER.
VICES.

Sunday school at 9:45a. m.
The pastor will deliver his intro.
ductory sermon at II a. m. Subject,
Having Mind to Work"
Allen c. r. League at 6:30. Sub.
iect. Commencing Our Society"
Evening sermon at 1880.
Our motto; BE On Time"
A cordial welcome awaits all.
REV. A. NJ. WARD. Pastor.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

Mrs. VIM. Peters and her two chill
dren of Madrid, n. Y, are visiting
their mother. Mrs Laura Orr.
The Shriners of Orc Temple No. 9
gave one of the grandest balls of the
season last Wednesday in the recep-
ton rooms of the Elks' Opera House.
The swells we're out. The programme
committee is receiving much praise
for the neat manner in which the
programme was arranged and COM
posed.
Vim. Bailey. Pullman porter, has
resigned his position and has left for
Nashville, Tenn. to take a four-year
course in the Mahara Medical Insti-
tute. We wish him success.
The wife of DR.. L. H. Chamberlin
was burned TO death last Wednesday
by the explosion of gasoline while
working around her home. We all
sympathize with the Doctor for he is
a kind, generous-hearted man and
treats everybody right.
Mrs, 7. Watson and her daughter,
Mrs. o. Anderson. and son, Green
Watson, desire through these columns
TO thank all the friends, acQuaintances
who so kindly aided them during the
recent illness and death of their
Born. to Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Dur
brother and uncle, Sam Watson.
ham, fine baby boy.
Mrs. c. N. Payne, after lingering
illness for several months with throat
trouble, left last week for her home in
Topeka, Kan. for expert medical aid.
Rev. James Washington took
hasty trip TO La Junta, Colo, as a
committee on some church matters.
Mrs. S. T. Monroe. of Quincy. H.,
is in our city visiting her sister, Mrs.
L. S. Blak.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24
Politics! Politics!

Albuquerque is alive with all kinds
of political clubs. II is hard to tell
what the Srd of November will bring
forth. The negro is natural scholar
at scientific politics, but We hope that
the negro will learn before election
day that the Republican party is the
ship. All else is sea.-so says Fred
erick Douglas.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24
EAST TURNER HALL CROWDED.

Maybe 1t was the weather, maybe II
was the fraternity, maybe II was the
Show Girls. but whatever IL was, GER
tainly the biggest crowd In many a
day assembled was the one or
Wednesday night, when the knights
OF Pythias of Damon Lodge and Mrs.
Jessie Nickens Reese and her
Show Girls entertained all Denver
and then some. 1t was a screaming
success. The amateur talent OF the
city stands nearer and dearer to its
pleasure-loving soul than does that OF
most other cities. and the people
seem to delight in giving the en-.
couragement OF its presence. Mrs.
Reese is a capable stage manager as
well as performer. and makes a hit
with her productions. Nine numbers.
beginning with Mrs. Reese and
chorus and ending with splendid
staging OF Cole and Johnson's Indian
song from the Red Moon" wee pre-
sented. The entertainment so far as
the Knights were concerned. was
handled by Chairman Henry Hinkl,
and committee. They have reason to
be elated. for they carried out the du-
ties OF hosts TO perfection. and every
one had the best time. The lady ~no
lost her furs Just as the curtain went
down on the last scene can secure
them from c. W Young OF 1894 New
Haven street
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

Sam Watso one Of our Oldest and
best known c tizens In this section of
the country. lied Of pneumonia last
Wednesday al the Santa Fe hospital
Mr.. Watson b Id been shop employe
OF the Santa J e company for the past
two years a Winslow. Ariz.. until
overtaken by the fatal malady. He
has lived In Albuquerque about Is
years and was loved by all who knew
him He was also 80 degree Mason
and past rlaster Mason and was
held in high steem by the brethren.
Funeral servit es were held Friday at
Borders unde taking parlors in the
presence Of large and sympathetic
audience. Re A. H. Henderson. as
sisted by Rev J. Washington. ofiiciat-
ed. The for offerings we're many
and beautiful Interment at Fairview
cemetery
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

Mr.. Thon as French, of Salida,
passed throu n our city Monday from
Ouray.
Miss Luci ida Clark is indisposed
this week.
Mrs. Della Evans, of Denver, was
In our city number Of days this
week on bus ness.
Mr.. G. w tedfeld and Mr.. Joe Gar
ner. of Der yer, and Mrs. Thomas
Franch, OF Ss Ida. were visitors in our
city Thursda
Mr.. NJ. NJ noy, OF Denver. was in
our city Sat lrday on special car.
He departed Sunday for Salida-
Mr.. Henr of Paonia, passed
through our city Sunday. going to
Ouray.
DR.. C. NJ. Howe is again running
through our { ity as porter on the par
lor car
Mr. Josep Miller. of Alamosa.
passed throu h our city Wednesday
on his way to Delta.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24
GUNNlsoN. COLO. NEWS.

Mrs. Hester Bryan has been suf-
ferfng with rheumatism the past week
but at this writing is some better.
Miss Helen Kayer is home on a
visit from Denver.
Mrs. c. NJ. Howe passed through
our city Wednesday, going to Ouray
to reside,
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

hear this woman of God.
This past Thursday night Nine.
Hackley had fine program render
ed by chorus of $50 voices, all of
Philadelphia. Long live the Madame
A young colored girl by the name
of Miss Anna Wilson has been ap-
pointed as teacher In the public
schools of Germantown, Pa. because
of her high merit and ability
AT @. ]. Gilmores undertaking es-
tablismment there are three or Iour
big Navajo blankets. directly from
New Mexico. A large crowd Is daily
examining the articles.
Attorney Geo G. Ross succeeded In
clearing will Hays, Thursday. from
the charge OF an assault to do seri-
Gus bodily harm upon one Alexander
Anderson, in the West Side criminal
court. Lawyer Ross was highly
praised by the court attaches for his
success.
Leon Black was baptized by Rev.
A. NJ. Ward last Sunday night
Watch for the Eureka Literary
program at the churches.
Rev. 5, A. Norris OF Butte. Mont.
is in the city and will fill the pulpit at
Zion Church, Sunday.
Belshazzar, the wonderful musical
production, is enough OF itself to war
rant the attendance of any music
lover at its presentation at Shorter
Church next Thursday night. The
poetry, the power. the seriptural as.
sociation, is worth any ones time and
money Then 1t will be produced by
the Azalia Hackley Choral Club of
thirg-fve voices. OF this singing so
ciety. Mrs. Hackley. while here, SAID
1t was making the most wonderful
progress of any she had found
throughout the country. Your pres
ence will be encouragement TO worthy
students in the great art. Remember
next Thursday night at Shorter
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24
ALBUo JERoUE NEWS.

Mr.. o. An, erson and children, of
San Francisco Cal, arrived last week
to pay a visit 10 her sick mother. Mrs.
T. Watson.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

Mrs. j. S. Mason and daughter. who
have been sick for six weeks with
scarlet fever. are able TO be out again
and wish TO thank their friends who
were so kind to them during their
sickness. DR.. Spratlin was the at
tending physician.
The Life Line Club will meet next
Thursday with Miss Wilson. On Fri.
day night. Oct 30. It will give a Hal.
lowe'en social a, 1881 Stou, street.
Louise Rugg. who died last Friday.
was buried Wednesday from the mis-
sion at Nineteenth and Wewetta
streets by the Lawhorn company. The
interment was at Riverside.
a. NJ Lawhorn is very sick with
pneumonia.
The remains of T. Williams. the
musician who died Sunday. are held
by the Lawhorn company awaiting
the arrival OF the mother and brother.
Mrs. Jefferson OF Colorado Springs
is here visiting her sister. Mrs. Moore.
She will remain two weeks and then
probably come here permanently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. l.. Foster are
now living at 2032 Humboldt street.
The Lawhorn Company has the re
mains OF p. J. Foster Of Alabama.
who died at the County hospital
Thursday.
Mrs. Lucy Thurman. the National
W. c. T. y. organizer, will lecture
Sunday morning at II O'Clock at the
Central Baptist Church, at the cor
ner OF Twenty.fourth and California,
Mrs. Thurman is known from one end
Of this country TO the other as the
woman orator whose flow Of langu.
age is as sweet as honey and as
smooth as velvet ribbon, swaying au.
diences and converting people from
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

AT q. ]. Gilmores undertaking es-
tablismment there are three or Iour
big Navajo blankets. directly from
New Mexico. A large crowd Is daily
examining the articles.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

intemperance to temperance Every
body is cordially invited TO come anu
hear this woman of God.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

Mrs. Vim. Peters and her two chill
dren of Madrid, n. Y, are visiting
their mother, Mrs. Laura Orr.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

This past Thursday night Nine.
Hackley had fine program render
ed by chorus of $50 voices, all of
Philadelphia. Long live the Madame
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

A young colored girl by the name
of Miss Anna Wilson has been ap-
pointed as teacher in the public
schools of Germantown, Pa. because
of her high merit and ability.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

The Life Line Club will
Thursday with Miss Wilson
day night. Oct. 30. (, will z
lowe'en social a, 1881 Stou
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

Mr.. Thon as French, of Salida,
passed throu n our city Monday from
Ouray.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1908-10-24

Miss Luci ida Clark is indispose,
this week.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
DISCARDED.


From homo sent you just week ago,
Not that my love for you was growing
less,
But that II srieved and saddcned mo to
How quickly time could mar your love-
And. though to let you leave me l was
loath,
A change. thought l. might benefit us
both
When first your dazzling beauty caught
my eye
You were Indifferent to the staring
crowd
And quite unconscious OF the fact that
To make you mino lmpulsively had
vowed.
For all things have their price and may
be bought,
And you had yours. though somewhat
high. methought
And now, all torn and tattered you've
como back.
Your color faded and your looks for
lorn.
And all in one short week--alas, alacki
A costlier shirt than you I've never
worn.
But what avals this frctting and this
fuss?
Tho iaundries always treat ones linen
thus
Puck,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
UNCLAInED LETTERS

Advertised list for sept. 10, 1908
Miss Callie G. Brown. Mrs. Nellie
Black, Miss Anna Dennison, Mrs. d.
Davis, Mrs. Ease Fleming, Mrs. Iar-
vey Hart, Mrs. Hoen, Mrs. II. Mer-
rits, Miss Sadie Long, Miss Jessie
SPAIN, Miss Mary Passy, Mrs. Mar
win Ogg, MIR. Charles Bush, Mr.. Ar
thur Brown, Mr.. George Borady, j.
u Bran.ley Z, Mr.. w. p Bowman,
Mr.. VIM. Boyer, Nj Paul Compton
Mr. Waiter Epp, Mr.. Il P. Elliott
Clinton Fotser, e. p Felsh, e. F.
Green, H. ]. Hnl, Mr.. +. Harmon
Simon Kootz, Rease McCloskey, John
J. McMaster, Henry L. Merritt Fired
ID. Mershimer, Frank Nankin. j. NJ.
OBrien. l.. l.. Fierson, Il. c. Rog-
ers, VIM. Richmond, Robert spur
yeon. J. G. Unger j. A. Walker
Moore and Payne, Il. f. Val de
Nelde, Cxilich Maris
NJ. b. DTCKBRSON, p NJ.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
LOCAL l.
EV ENTS

Born to Mr., and Mr.. Charles
smith, of Ellis street. last night, a
daughter.
The iittl'e son of Mr.. and MRS.
:. d. Blshcp Of Glad street is very
i'll with typhoid fever.
There will be a special meeting OF
the l.. Z. b. A. at the home of Miss
Katharine Fergus on North State
street A large atteuCance is desired,
A. A, Boyer of Leader street, was
taken to the Central Emergency
hospital today where an operation
icr tuberculosis was performed at
2 O'Clock this afternoon
The central fire department was
called to the corner OF Church and
south State streets at 8 o'clock Mon
day evening to extinguish a small
blaze which started in the dry grass
at the rear Of the home Of Burr
Raichley. No damage resulted.
At Barks' grove the annual reun-
ion of the descendants of W. T..
Hoover was held Saturday about
fifty members of the family being
present. The day was s5pnt with
amusements Of various kinds and an
excellent dinner was served at the
noon hour.
Richard. the little son OF Mrs. II.
W. Kyle, OF Chicago, who is visit
ing Mrs. George Roberts OF South
State street, sustained broken arm
yesterday. The accident occurred
while the little boy was playing
in the han OF the Roberts home but
in just what manner is net known.
Dr. Sawyer was called and rendered
surgical attention.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
n,st Smaller Is seventy three.

Mrs. Douglas Gilbert, aged seventy
three. of Pana, ILL.,, the oldest person to
participate in the annual world spell
Ing match In connection with the WI
mona Lake assembly programme, won
first honors and was awarded a prize
OF 500. Without hesitation she spelled,
"concatenntion." on which A. b. Curry
of Memphis, Tenn, and Helen ServossI
Of Muncle, Ind. who carried on the
second and third honors, went down.
Other words that proved stumbling
stones to the eighty contestants were
erysipelas, surrogate, prerogative. pie
bean, caoutchouc and innuendo. Five
went down on plebeian. - Warsaw
0nd) Cor. New York World.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
Rastus on Trial.

Rastus was on trial for tho theft OF
q turkey and took the stand ON his
own behalf.
II didn't steal no turkey, squar. |
st0led a rail"
"Well, Rastus. how did those bones
get in your back yard?"
They done come dar without my
permlshun, an | amt 'sponsible. You
see, squar, | wuz needin' firewood. so
took de rail an totcd 1t home, an
Ger wuz turkey on 1t, great big
fellah. Well, sab, what's on my lan's
mine, an didn't give i'm no time to
run off neither, sduar."
The squire deliberated few sec.
onds. Then he said, "Case dismissed /"
-Harper's Weekly.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
Piles
Piles
Piles
Cured Quickly by Pyramid Pile
Cure as the Testimony Of Thou
sands Proves.
Trial Package by Mail, Free.

Don't despair of curing piles. Our
mail is practically a mass of testi-
monial proof CT the virtues Of Pyr-
amid Pile Cure.
These little cone shaped healers
cause you no worry, pain or loss of
business time.
They do their work easily, pleas
antly, and without apparent effort.
No great expense is necessary, no
operation is needed. Simply go to
your druggist and buy box, price
fifty cents, of Pyramid Pile Cure and
follow tie directions or send us your
name and address and we will send
you a trial package by mail free.
Test them and prove their merits.
Address Pyramid Drug Co., $50 Pyr-
amid Bldg. Marshall, Mich.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
A Brief lntrodnotion.

Long introductions when man has
q speech to make are a bore says
former Senator John c. Spooner. IL
have had all kinds, but the most salts
factory one in my career was that of a
German mayor of small town in my
stale, Wisconsin.
Il was TO make q political address,
and the opera house was crowded.
When 1t came time to begin, the may
or got up.
"'Mine friends he said. 4 haf asked
been to introduce Senator Spooner.
who is TO make speech, yes. Vell.
hnf dit so. und he VII now do so.'"-
Literary Digest.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15

hurst.
She gave the whole story to her lev
or, telling him that IL he could accept
her with her parents. whom she would
in future stand by, she would marry
him. Burleigh was introduced to Mr..
aud Mrs. Flanagan, and their hearty
good nature triumphcd
Though he would marry Nora Flana.
gan. Wy marriage she would become
Mrs. burleigh. Nora would be the
only part of her name remaining. If
she would consent TO retain the name
by which he had courted her-Winl-
frcd-even that objection would be can
celed.
Shortly after the marriage an iron
company in which Flanagan's money
was invested was absorbed by larger
concern, and he was richer than ever
NELLIE EDNA CURTIS.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
Hunor
A SECRET pNuLGEp.
Whereby Hint Is Given to Wives and
Warning TO Husbands.

Warning TO Husbands.
"oh, dear" sighed the pretty caller
MS she viewed her friends new bon
net, fresh from the store, 81 wish my
husband would allow me to buy such
Il love Of bonnetr'
"He would. my dear, II you knew
how to handle him." answered the lady
of the house.
mo; It is waste Of words TO try
to talk with him." said the pretty
caller. with another sigh. "I saw
dream Of a bonnet downtown the 9TH
or day. and the price was Just what
you say you gave for yours--$25. But
when | mentioned the price my hus-
band few into a rage and declared
that $40 was every cent that he would
advance me to buy bonnet with and
If couldn't make that do / would
have to do without"
Exactly" commented the lady OF
the house dryly. "You can't expect
any other treatment when you APP
proach your husband like that. My
husband acts just the same way when
ever ask him for money. But this.
creature called man is ve1y easily
handled If you go about 1t in the right
way. Now. when | saw this bonnet
downtown I made up my mind that
would be the happy possessor of it, so
that night at the dinner table began
going into raptures over bonnet that
| had seen while shopping, the price Of
which was only $50, and then l added
as an afterthought that | had quite
made up my mind to buy It.
"'What" roared my husband. Fifty
dollars for q bonnet? ! guess not!
You'll have to put up with $25, and
not cent more do you getv
"As that was exactly the amount
that wanted am afraid that the
tears shed were somewhat forced.
But gained my point, and that was
what was aftor."-Detroit Free Press.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15

"Ginevra," pleaded the young man
iu deep, lmpassloned tones. 81 must
speak! The voice of my heart can be
stifed no longer! Every impulse Of
my nature. every fiber of my being,
every surging emotion of my soul
clamors for utterance! Sensible as
am of my own unworthlness. realizing
10 the fun the presumption of which
am guilty in daring TO aspire TO your
hand, have no excuse, no palllation,
save that with the deathless, inextln-
gulshable devotion of heart never
lefore touched by the sacred fire, 1
love-
"oh, Arthur" yawned the beautiful
maiden, "why will you persist in max
Ing those utterly useless noises!"-
Chicago Tribune.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
British AthIetics.

It has always been our boast that
we are essentially q nation of athletes,
and as yet we have no overwhelming
reason for revising this boast. But
and the but is of no ordinary dimen-
slons-our pride has been dashed. We
must walk very humbly awhile and
set ourselves earnestly TO discover why
we have been outstripped by America
and so find remedy.-London Jour
nal
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
Eirnworkn That Tnlk.

Fireworks which not only please the
eye, but are capable of. producing pa-
trlotic cries, was the subject of a spe-
cial communication read before tho
French Academy of Sciences. The in
ventors of the system have been work
ing OH 1t for three years. and they now
claim that by the arrangement of diff.
ferent explosives they are able to pro-
duce both vowels and consonants.
They claim to have railroad car
fridge which cries "Stop!" and II 1Itli
Of July set piece which cries "Vlvc Ia
Republique!'-Po Popular Mechanics.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
Rash Compliments.

I'm in difficulty over my girl"
What's wrong?"
I've been saying such nice things to
her that she's getting conceited If
quit she'll think don't care for her
any longer. and If go ON she'll think
she's too good for me."-Puck.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
An important item.

Mr.. Splurge-If II hadn't been for
YOUR extravagant vacation this sum
nier we wouldn't be so deep in debt
now.
Mrs. Splurge-Never mind, dear. I'll
go to the mountains instead of the sea-
shore next summer
Mr.. Splurge-Huh! You think that
will be more economical?
Mrs. Splurge-Of course. won't
need a new bathing suit then.-Cath-
Ollie Standard and Times.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
Just Curious.

Tourist - What's that crowd down
at the courthouse2
Natlve-Oh, they're tryin' the case
O. Sam Johnson. sub.
Tourist-Sam Johnson! Why, that
was the man that was iynched yester-
day, wasn't 1t?
Natlve-Ya-as, sub. But today some
o the boys got to feelln' curious to
know whethah he was innocent or
guilty, sub. Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
An Inevitable Waste.

II gave you twopence, aud you went
Immediately into public house." re-
marked the benevolent old gentleman.
Don't you know It is very wasteful
10 spend your money on drlnkT
"Ive often thought of that, SIR" re.
piled the weary wayfarer. but I've
never yet found a place where l could
get 1t for nothing. Pearson's Weekly.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
The Editor Explains.

A young lady was recently visiting
an editorial office and being shown
around by the editor Approaching
case Of drawers upon one of which
was the label MSS" she said, Now.
how would you pronounce that?"
"Oh," said the editor. sometimes we
pronounce it muss and sometimes
mess. ss."-Lippincott's Magazine.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
The Mlnlst,r,s RoYls Work.

Mother - What Fighting again?
Such a black eye! II you'd only follow
the lead of the minister's little boy
Tommy-Aw, | did try ter foller his
lend, but be led again wild his left, an
dats where he blffed me,-Phlladel'
phla Press.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-09-15
Had It Reasoned Out.

You said you thought there was no
malaria around here" said the lndlg-
nant stranger.
II did think So" answered Farmer
Corntossel. "After all the summer
boarders took away ] didn't see how
there could be any Washington
Stnr.