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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
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Nursing Mothers and
0yer-burdened Women

In all stations Of life, whose vigor and
vitality may havo been undermined and
broken down by over work, exacting
social duties, the too frequent bearing of
children, or other causes, will find In DIR.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription the most
potent, invigorating restorative strength
giver ever devised for their special bene-
fit. Nursingmothers WIN find It especial.
ly valuable IN sustaining Sbeir strength
and promotingSn abundant heurlshment
for, the, child. Txpectant P0tSers too
wilhfnd 1t priceless SoSaft0 prepaye the
system Tor baby's coming and rendeying
the ordeal comparatively painless. 1t
can do no harm in any state, or condition
Oh the female system.
Delicate, nGFVOuS, Weak women, who
suffer from frequent headaches, back
ache, dragging-dow distress low down
In the abdomen, or from painful or irreg-
ular monthly periods, gnawing or dis
tressed sensation in stomach, dizzy or
faint spells, see imaginary specks or spots
floating before eyes, have disagreeable,
pelvic catarrhal drain, prolapsus, ante
version or retro-version or other displace.
ments OF womanly organs from weakness
OF parts will, whether they experience
many or only few of the above symp-
eoaAoS hhu lNllul hllh ~ ptl luhAicup Culo ny
using faithfully and fairly persistently
DIR. Pierce's Eavorite Prescription.
This world-famed specific for woman's
weaknesses and peculiar ailments Is a
pure glycerc extract Of the choicest ma
tive, medicinal roots without drop NJ
alcohol in its makeup All its ingredi-
ents printed in plain English on its bottle
wrapper and attested under oath. DR..
Pierce thus invites the fullest investiga-
tion Of his formula knowing that it will
be found to contain only the best agents
known to the most advanced medical
science OF all the different schools OF prac.
tice for the cure of woman's peculiar
weaknesses and ailments.
III you want to know more about the
composition and professional endorse
ment of the "Favorito Prescription" send
postal card request to DR.. r. V. Pierce
Buffalo, N. Y, for his free booklet treat
ing of same.
You can't afford to accept as a substi.
tute for this remedy Of in0l0n composition
o secret nostrum Of 1upknotcn oompoei
tto1l. Don't do it..
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
The Genuine Ruo,

The limitations Cre so clever that 1t IL
well to know when one is purchasing
a genuine oriental rug. II real and not
an imitation each stitch will be found
knotted, whether of cotton or wool
But If one can pull out stitch then
the rug is not genuine, no difference
how much 1t may resemble one or
what the dealer says. If rug is acct.
dentally burned and the charred part
Is brushed off, leaving the color the
same, the rug is undeniably good.
though this is no method for finding
out when one is making a purchase,
Even damaged rugs are brought here
and sold, for the older some of the
rugs are the more value is attached to
them.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23

ID. L. Davidson, Hood River.
Z. c. Dickson Antelope.
w. +. Doak, The Dallr-.
Lafayette Douglass, Dufur.
r. B. Driver, Wamir.
w. II. Edick, Mt. H.od.
Glenn r. Fahrick. Ilprd River.
Peter Faust, Duiur.
Allen II. Flag. Boyd
Chas. Frsley, The Dalles.
". ]. Frederick, II cd River.
VIM. Frizzell, Cascade Locks.
j. w. Gambler. Flanagan.
f. w. Gibbs. Hood River.
Frank Ginger, Mosier.
Z. A. Griffin, Dufur.
Owen Jones, Nansene.
J. ID. Kelly, The Dalles.
b. A. Lage, Hood River.
+. II. Lambert, Friend.
Fred Larwo"d, Hood River.
Ernest Mahew. Victor.
J. W. Moore, Hood River.
&. A. McCurdy,
w. II. McHaley, Dufur.
w. III. Williams, The Dalles.
Concluded on last page
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23

"Do you know who that old gentle.
man Is talking to our hostessT asked
Mrs Blunderer of the lady sitting be-
side her
THAT" answered the lady coldly, 'is
my son."
"Oh! gasped Mrs. Blunderer in con-
fusion, "he's n good deal older than
you are, is he notY--Lippincott's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
Rev. Carlisle =. Il. Martin. L. l.. D.

oi waverly, Texas, writes. "Of q
m"tninv, when rising, often find u
non r."m 1 ertion OF phegm which
produce@ cough and is very hard to
di-l"age; hnt " small quantitv f Bal
lsrl's llur .hound Svrun will ut once
di>l"dge ii, and the tr,rll. is over. |
know OF no medicine that is e,laAl to IL,
aud II Is so pleasant 10 take. can most
e. tally recommend it to ali l,ers. NJ
nr'd NJ ~ medicine for throat .r luny
trouble Sold hy Chss. n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
Cured I,umhapo

A B. Canman, Chicago, writes March
4, 1903 "Having been troubled with
Lumbago, at differen: times and tried
one physician after another, then differ.
ent ointments and liniments, gave it W
altogether. So | tried once more, and
got a bottle OF Ballards Snow Liniment,
which gave me almost instant relief.
can cheerfully recommend it, and will
add my name to your list of sufferers.
Sold ~ Chas. ~ Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
Rank FOOliShness

when attacked by cough or a cold,
or " hen your tnroat is sore, it is rank
foolishness to take any other medicine
than DR.. Kings New Discovery" saw,
9. Q. Eldridge, of Empire, Ga. IL hav {
used New Discovery seven years and
know it is the best remedy On earth fc,
cuuges and colds, crou'. and all throi
and lung troubles. My children are su b.
jrct to cronp, but New Discovery quiekly y
cures every attack" Known che world
over as the King of throat and lung
emtdies. Sold under guarantee at
t'has. N. Clarke's drug store. Soc and
s. %. Trial bottle free.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23

1t is very important and in fact it is
absolutely. necessary to health that we
give relief to the stomach promptly at
the first signs of trouble which are
belching OF gas, nausea, sour ston, ach,
headache, irritabiity a,d nervous ess.
These are warnings that the stomach
has been mistreated; it is doing too
much work and it is demar ding help
from yon Take something once and a
while; especially after meals. something
IKE KODOL For Dyspepsi.. and Indi-
gestion, 1t will enable your s,ona,,h to
40 Its work properly. Sold by Keir &
Cass
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23

The woman who asplres to smart,
nesss takes care to be au fait In the
matter Of perfumes. Each year seea
several new scents in vogue, though q
certain few Of the old fashioned es-
sences retain their popularity. OF these
lavender and wood violet denote the re-
nned, well bred woman. The scent
Of the present season are remarkabl a
for their subtle yet penetrating oao r.
vinaigrettes are again considered me d.
lsh.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
Simple Cure for La Grippp.

La grippe coughs are danger ous a.
they frequently develop into pneumo
mia. Foley's Honey and Tar not onty
stops the cough hat heals and strength =
ems the lungs 30 that no serious resul ts
need be feared. The genuine Foley q
Honey Il Tar contains no lan,f al
drugs and is in a yellow p ckage. Be.
fuse substitutes. Clarke lug G,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
Portuguese SaloS.

Slice two medium sized firm cuem u.
bers, one small Spanish onicn, two m o.
dunn sized tomatoes. two sweet De D.
pers and two sound apples from whi ch
the cores have been removed. Mix In
a salad bowl with four tablesp oonfu IL
Of French dressing. Serve plain or IN
lettuce leaves Ice cold.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
1t Does The Business

Mr. Il. E. Chamberlain, of Clinton,
Maine, says of Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
"It does the business; | have used it
for piles and it cured them. Used it
for chapped hands ann 1t cured them.
Applied 1t TO an old sore and it healed
it without leaving scar behind" 25c
at Chas. N. Clarke's drug store.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
The Arizona Kicker.

We were coming back from Lone
Jack the other day in something of a
hurry, being mounted on our piebald
broncho, when, at the crossing of Dog
creek, a road agent tried to hold us up.
We told him we'd see him later and
galloped on, and he put two bullets
through our hat and turned away. II
may console him to learn that the
amount Of cash on hand at that time
was Just 16 cents.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
Next Trial,

"The new Thaw trial will be along
different lines"
1902?
"Yes; there will be consistent plot.
an Ineligible libretto and no interpo-
lated specialties. louisville Courier
Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23
Another Name For n.

Another Name For u.
"Was Mrs. Gabbleton in the witness
box this afternoon asked the judges
wife.
"Yes," answered the judge. but u
was more like chatterbox during the
lime she occnnied it."-ChicaRo News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23

II depends upon the pull you take.
Dewitt 8 Lutte Early Risers are the
best pills known for constipation and
sickheadache, Sold by Keir and Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23

"Did you see where some railroads
are planning u refrigerator combina.
tion?"
THAT will mean cold deal for
somebody."-Baltimore American.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23

County court convened In regular
session Thursday, January End, 1908.
Those present we're: Hon A II Lake,
Judge; II Hibbard, commissioner &
ii Stoughton, commissioner; 3 Bol.
ton, comfy clerk; when the follow
ing proceedings we're had, to.wit
In the matter of petition of j M
Lenz ct al, to vaoate county road,
prayer of petitioners granted and road
ordered vacated.
In the matter OF the petition OF II
Henderson, ct al, for county road,
petition read and considered, no re.
monstrance being fled, 1t Ia ordered
that the viewers and surveyor meet at
heRinning point of proposed road aud
view and survey said proposed road.
La the matter OF the petition of j +
Stout ct al, for appointment Of con.
stable In Falls precinct, petition
granted.
In the ma ter Of the petition of
Thomas Flanagan ct al, for appoint.
iuent of Y A Cochran as supervisor of
road district No 32, petition granted.
u the matter of petiti n Of Alex
Stewart ct al, to yute a, special tax in
rad district No'J,~ pSrmissfbn' grant.
ei to vote tax ot s mills on the dol
lar Tor improving county iosds.
an the matter of the petition of H
G Nelson et al, for permission to
'te a special tax In road district No
j. permission granted for a 20 mill
for improving county roads
IA the matter Of tie petition OF
Hans Lags ct al, to vote special tax
/ road district No 6, permission
latsd for a five mill tax.
n the matter OF the petition of VIM
II Edick ct al, to have = l. Rood sp-
p,inted road supervisor OF road dis.
friet No s, petition granted.
In the matter Of The tax levy for
Ml.co county for the year 1908, on
the assessment for the year 1907, as
csttitied by the county assessor, tho
aaouut d OF assessment TOR snid year
t4ing sS, 220, 070, the county court as
ty law reaiuerd fixes the tax levy on
ZACH and every dollar OF assessahls
prorarty in Waco county ns follows:
5.ass tax, 3 3 10 mills on each 81 as
esssed,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23

may console him to learn that the
amount Of cash on hand at that time
was Just IL cents.
Since we have ceased lying about our
circulation our health and spirits have
improved 30 per cent, and oil have no.
ticsd a great and agreeable change In
us. We haven't an ache or pain and go
around with a grin on our phiz and
song In our heart. 1t was an awful
burden on our back to keep lying from
week to week, claiming circulation OF
several millions when we had less than
a thousand, and we are glad to roll 1t
of. Let other editors try it. They
will be astonished at the results.
The Chicago man who arrived here
two weeks ago to set up retail shop
for the sale of trust beef and who was
hiding In the hills two days after has
reached Utah and made statement
In the newspapers. He denounces us
as q set of cannibals and barbarians.
Well, we have our little frallties, and
one Of them Is lack of love for any.
thing In the shape Of trusts. If religion
was a trust we'd have the devil here
to beat II II 1t cost us hundred dollars
a day.
We are asked the question by a noted
divine In the east, "Can an editor live
a consistent Christian life?" We don't
know the object Of the inquiry, but we
argue that the man who asks the ques-
ton never read newspaper for three
consecutive days. We wouldn't trust
even the editor of an agricultural pa
per with our hat to hold while we spoke
at convention. Newspaper editing Is
profession that requires a peculiar
sort Of men. They must not be handi.
capped.
Mr.. George Lake Of Pine Hill meets
up with Mr.. Tom White of Lone Jack,
and both draw and begin shooting.
Twelve bullets fred and dog killed.
Then they embrace and proceed to the
nearest saloon, and the 200 men who
have gathered to see the fun walk
away with tears of shame and hu.
initiation rolling down their cheeks.
Is Arizona Arizona no longer? Is 1t
owing to the sun spots? Are we be-
coming n race Of fish worms?
During the quarter ending June l
over 600 bullets were fired into the
front doors of the city hall by cow
boys and others, The city has now
two barrels Of fattened bullets which
have been dug out of the doors and
is prepared to claim that 1t has the
richest lead mine In the world. Keep
It up, boys. 1t doesn't hurt the doors
any. M. QUAD.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1908-01-23

There are so many kinds or mistakes
that man can go through life with
out repeating one and yet never do
right-St Louis Globe Democrat
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
Catching a Bride.

Among certain siberians the bride
groom is not permitted to have a wife
until he can catch her. But they do
not give him a fair race in the open.
The bride, surrounded by her female
friends, awaits him in a big tent. AS
soon as she sees him she runs off.
He follows like. Hippomenes after Alta
lanta. But instead Of obstacles being
thrown in the way Of the bride they
are thrown across the path Of the
bridegroom. The pursuing groom falls
over old women, chairs, tables, stones
and fishing rods or is tripped up by
ropes. Only when it is feared he
might give up and sulk and go away
without the f1eeting lady is he permit
ted to oYertake her. Then as she falls
into his outstretched arms it may be
imagined she utters some equivalent
Of 'sThis is so suddenr'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
The Markets
LIVE STOCK.

st. Paul, July 17.-Cattle, receipts
500; market, weak; quotations, un-
changed. ..
Sheep, receipts, 800; market, steady
and unchanged: lambs, steady, 800 to
6.35.
Hogs, receipts, 500; market, SC
higher; range, $50 to $40; bulk
6.55 to $50.
Chicago, July 17.---Cattle, receipts
1000; market, steady; steers, $50 to
500; cows, $50 to $50; heifers, $50
to $50: bulls. 800 to 5.25s calves, $50
to CTS; stockers and feeders, 500 to
4.S0.
Hogs, receipts, $4,000; market, &C
higher: choice heavy shipping, $50
to 700; butchers, 6.s5 to TOO; light
mixed, $40 TO $40; choice light, so
to $50; packing, 5.75 to s.75; pigs
4,50 to 6.25; bulk of sales, $50 to SIS
Sheep, receipts, 5000; market
sheep, steady, lambs, easy; shee
1850 to $50; lambs, AS to 6.S5s year
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
A Horses Toe Nails.

Few persons realize that horses
hoof Is really the same thing as the
toe nails of. human beings or of ami
mails having toes. The horn of a hoof
grows just as toe nail does. The
hoef grows more rapidly in unshod
horses than in those wearing shoes,
and 1t grows faster in horses which
are well groomed and well fed. But
on an average the horn grows about q
third of an inch month. Hind hoofs
grow faster than fore hoofs. The toe
OF the. hoof being the longest part, II
takes, longer for the horn t. grow
down there than at the heel. For in
stance, the toe will grow entirely dowr
In from eleven to thirteen months
while the heel will grow down in from
three to FIVE months. AS the new horn
grows out any cracks or defects in the
old gradually work down to where
they can be cut off, just as with human
finger nails you can watch the progress
of bruise from the roof to the tip,
New York Sun.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
Dictionary Users Modest.

'Men are never so modest as when
they go to use dictionary" remarked
an attendant at the public library.
GAS rule, when you see a man go to
a public dictionary or one in any place
where other people are around you'll
see him look about furtively as If In
fear somebody might see him. Men
who make no pretensions at having
any great amount of knowledge never
theless seem to be embarrassed to
have any one think that they do not
know the pronunciation Or meaning of
some English word. The next time
you see a man looking up a word in
the dictionary Just ask him. what it Is
he is looking up and see if he will tell
you. You'll find in at least nine cases
out of ten that he won't tell you. He's
afraid you'll know it and have the fun
Of enlightening him. "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
Trivial Cause Of a Bloody War,


In the year 1854 Polish nobleman
became obnoxious to the laws of his
country by reason Of his having COM
mitted a crime He fed to Sweden.
whereupon John Casimir, king of Po-
land, wrote to Charles Gustavus, king
Of Sweden, demanding the surrender of
the criminal. The king of Sweden on
reading the dispatch noticed that his
own name and titles were followed by
two let ceteras," while the name OF
the king of Poland was followed by
three. The missing "et cetera'' SO en-.
ragged the king of Sweden that he at
once declared war against Poland
The war was carried on with great bit
terness until 1860, when a peace was
signed at Olivia, near Danzig. A con
temporary writer (Kochowsky) poured
out his lamentations on the war ir
these terms: "How dear has this Eel
cetera' been to us! With how many
lives haVeS these two potentates paid
for these missing eight letters! With
what streams of blood has the failure
of few drops of ink been avengedw
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
Suggested by a Lady.

Let Eae have five two-cent stamps,
please, xlM iads Il the polite young
man ben1nd the counter in the post
Office.
Yessum," he said, handing them
out.
Cant you let me have them in one
piece?' she added.
:" Certainly, ma'am," said the young
man. "Can send them home for
your
"Oh, no; I. don't live far away, and
! am going straight home. wouldn't
put you to the trouble
''No trouble at all" said the polite
official. 81 haven't very much to do
today, and could easily spare an
hour"
very much obliged" said the lady,
smiling sweetly. Dear me-" she add
ed, putting on a stamp, what bother
it is to stamp letters! Why can't we
send letters and let the postoffice send
in their bill once a month";
"They might just as we'll" said the
obliging young man sympathizingly
I'll mention the fact In my next re.
port to Washington"
will you? How nice! But you
mustn't mention my name. Say the
idea was suggested by lady,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
A Substitute.

G
Mrs. Millsap's new girl, who never
had gone out to service before and
had had scarcely any experience as a
cook, appeared to be willing and in
dustrfous and was quick to learn In
view of her inexperience she had read
lily agreed to work for $3.50 a week.
Mrs. Millsap, who was an expert cook,
had taken much pains with her edu-
cation in that line, and at the end of
five or six weeks Jemima was equal to
any demands upon her in the line of
kitchen work. The mistress was
greatly surprised, therefore, when the
maid one morning gave her week s
notice.
what does this mean, Jemima? ~
she asked. Haven't I treated you
fairIy?"
Yes, ma'am," answered the girl
'but I've learned how to cook now
and I've found place where can gel
SIS a week right at the start"
you didn't ask me to raise your
wages. Do you think you are acting
fairly with me?''
"Oh, I'm going to do the square
thing with you, Mrs. Millsap," said
Jemima. 1--WE got a sister about q
year younger than / am, and she's
perfectly willing to come here and
work for $3.50 week-till she learns
cooking anyhow" = Youths Compan
Ton -.-.--t. .-aazg -s... .
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
A Live Steak.

at is mistake" said the president
Of the New York Walters club, ''to
think that an Englishman always
wants his beef excessively rare. As a
matter Of fact, the English like their
beef better done than we do. once
saw a waiter" he continued, "serve an
English duke with cut Of very, very
rare sirloin. The duke looked closely
at the slice Of bright red meat Then
he said:
!" Waiter, just send for the butcher,
will your
The butcher, STRIP the waiter stam-
mered. II
Yes said the duke. This beef
doesn't seem to be quite dead yet" I
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
One Of Judge erossoup's Distinctions

One Of Judge Grosseup's Distinctions.
Judge Peter Grosscup is never re.
ferred to as .the junior partner of the
junior partner of Abraham Lincoln -
Although the judge is only fifty-six
years old, it is a fact that he enjoys
this distinction.
For years he was the junior partner
Of Leonard SWEET Of Chicago Gross.
cup was a mere boy then and SWEET
was in the sere and yellow. The old
sign Of "Swett & Lincoln" is, be.
Heve, in possession Of the Chicago
Historical society.
Judge Grosscup himself never men.
lions this. ! have often wondered ii
the experience Of Roscoe Conkling's
father has anything to do with this
reticence.
Judge Conkling used to say with real
bitterness, 81 was once Judge Conkling
but now, heaven help me. / am only
Roscoe ConkHng's father" - Beau
Broadway in New York Telegraph.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
Charlotte Bronte's Last Tribute.

'tHe will not separate us--we have
been SO happyv' These were the last
words Of Charlotte Bronte when, hav-
ing become Mrs. Nichols and having
lived with her husband only nine
months, death came to snatch the cup
Of domestic felicity from the lips OF
the happy pair. A low, wandering de-
lirium came on. Weakening for an In
slant from this stupor, she saw her
husbands woe worn face and caught
the sound of some murmured words
Of prayer that God would spare her.
"oh." she whispered. Il am not going
to die, am I? He will not separate us
we have been so happy!''
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
Not Herself.

Farmer ito medical man)-If you get
out my way any time, doctor, wish
you'd stop and see my wife. / think
she amt feelin' well. Doctor-Wha
makes you think sol Farmer Well,
this mornin', after she had MIXED the
cows, an fed the pigs, an got break
fast for the men, an washed the
dishes, an built fire under the cop
per Id the wash 'ouse, an done few
odd Jobs about the house. she COM
planned o. feelin' tired-like. fancy
she needs a dose O. medicine. London
Scraps.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-07-18
Tive Headed Terrapin.

Any one who wishes to see a real
live side show freak should go to- the
geological gardens aud visit the reptile
house. A two headed monster re-
poses within. and 1t is neither stuffed
nor faxed. 1t arrived in consign-
ment Of spotted terrapin. The freak
is one inch and half in diameter and
Just twice as greedy baby turtle as
its brothers and sisters. for 1t eats
yoraciously with both its heads at the
same time. philadelphia Record.