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The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
Baby Takes strychnine Pills; Dies.

Baby Takes strychnine Pills; Dies.
Atlantic City. N. j., May 2.-Findin
a bottle of strychnine pills which he,
mother had left within reach, Ethe
Baldwin. the two-yearold daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Baldwin, OF
Brighton place, swallowed six of the
pellets and died in commissions The
mother is Frustrated
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
Goose Follows Popular Clubman.

Washington, May 2.-George HELEN.
one of the most popular and original
clubmen of this city and member
of the most exclusive organization in
the United States, the Metropolitan
club, walks down the streets followed
by a pet goose. Several years ago he
also had a pet goose, and Is always
doing something unusual. Once he ap
peared on the street with hand organ
and monkey, for the fun of using
which he paid the owner large sum.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
d TWENTY YEAR SENTENCE

81 have just completed twenty year
MICA salve, which cured me of bleeding
piles just twenty years ago" writes o s.
Woolever, of LeRaysville, N. Y. Buck
lens Arnica Salve heals the worst sores,
hollis. burns. wounds and cuts In the short
est time 25c at Luther B. Haywards
drug store.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
ANNUAL SALE, ZEN RaIlll0B BOXES
REDUCTION IN PRICE OF WOOD.
sTOCkHoLDeRs' MEETING.

NOTICES hereby given that the An
nual Meeting of the stockholders of the
Eastern Shore Trust Company. for the pur
pose of electing directors and the transac,
ton of such other business as may come
before said meeting, will be held at the
said company's banking house, in the town
of Cambridge, Md. between the hours Of
IL o'clock noon and o'clock y. m. OF
Monday, May 4th. 1908.
GEO W. WooLFoRp, Pres't.
John G.. Mills, Sec'y.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
COLDS THAT HANG ON.

Colds that hang on In the spring de.
plete the system, exhaust the nerves,
and open the way for serious illness.
Take foley's Honey and Tar. Itquickly
stops tho cough and expels the cold.
i q safe end certain in results. Meal
listers Pharmacy.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
Special Session Jersey Senate Called

Trenton, N. j.. May 2. = Governor
Fort has called special session of tie
senate for Fliiay of next week. The
session is being called for the purpose
OF confirming a number of nominations
the governor has to make under laws
passed by the recent Legislature.
Among these are the civil service
commissioners: members of the new
of accounts and a commissioner OF
state reports.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02

Don't wait until yoI ave a dccp
seated cough. "An ounce of p evcntion
ia worth a pound of cne e. With the
first tickling of the bronch a tubes get
a bottle of Rydales Cough ixir. SAT-
est for parent or Guild. Contains no
opiates. Postoffice Pharmacy.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
SERIOUS RESULTS FEARED.

You may well fear serious results from
a cough or cold, a. pueumonia and con.
ennption start with cold. Foley's
Honey and Tar cures the most opatinate
coughs or colds and prevents serious
roanlts NSAllister's Pharmaoy.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
Hettey Green Never Used the pho,

Hettey Green Never Used the Phone.
New York, May 2. = Mrs. Hetty
Green, in the Office of the Title Guar
antee & Trust company asked an at
tendant to send telephone message
for her. After he had delivered it Mrs.
Green thanked him and explained that
she had asked his assistance because
she had never in her life used a tele-
phone.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
-<Sr
PLENTY OfROUBlE

s,auscd by sragnaion of the liver and
%, wcs. 70 get id If ii and headache aid
b}l rusnrss and The poison that brings
jnundice, take Drsliing's New Life Pills,
the reiaNlr purifiers that do the work
without grinding or pril ing. 25c at Lu
ther Il Hayward drug store.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
IHE CAMBRIDGE PRESSING CLUB.

Cleaning, pressing and repairing All
work called for and delivered Our dye
ing department specially. We will
D. ess your clothes for $1.O0 per month
for four suit.
"a limo No. l Cross Street.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02

Every W man dcsir a good complex
ion, but of ines e. her nj the one
she has OF fails = III 1u 10y the paint
and powder mr,ho@s he employs. A
COOL complexion j. from within and
can't be /, ne or p"wd red on. Two
Things are neCt, ar. IN ur1er TO be the
pros c-s y ct 90 ) complexion. A
healthy act "a Of ,he liver and good rich
bioo4 Rydaie's Liver Tablets taken
occasionally and followed for week or
ter days t,y RYDaie's Tonic and plenty
Of Tres air and out of doore exercise
viii bcal 4 | the paint and powder in the
world Try it just once and see. Post.
office haTmacv
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
ca 8 I ORA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
~. ssssa the =, ZNRzzzx
TOWN LICENSE NOTICE.

OFFICE OF THE Town CLERK
AND TREASURER
Cambridge, Md, April %, 1908
Notice is hereby given to person or per-
scns who engage in the following bust
nesses to procure from the undersigned a
license TO carry on the same, ON or before
the first day of May 1908, as r. quired by
Ordinance No. 81, New Series" of the
city of Cam bridge:
Laundrymen, Livery Stables. Hotels,
Feed Stables, Agents Fire Insurance and
Lite Insurance Companies, Through their
agents) Solicitors Of Life or Fire Insurance
Companies, Express Companies, Dealers
in Wood (who have no traders license)
Theatres, Haulers for gain or hire,) Omni-
bus for carrying passengers Undertakers,
hucksters ana keepers of bowling alleys
All carts, wagons and other vehicles used
for transporting goods and passengers, for
which no license fee is paid, shall be desig-
mated by number to be furnished by the
undersigned.
w. Fl. SPEDDEN,
4 % 2t Town Clerk and Treas.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1908-05-02
CHRONIC CONSTIPATION CURED.

One who suffe from chrouic consti.
patton - in danger of MANY serious all
n.nts Falcy's Orino Laxative cnres
chronic constipation as il aids digestion
and stimulates the liver aud bowels, :e
storing he natural tiun of t. ese or
gan3, Commerce taking it to'ay and
yuQ will feel beittr ~ rI:ca, Foley 8
Orlno LaXa i've docs : nHuseatc or
grippe ami Is pleasant /" TAX. Re'ue
suhsttuteg. McAli>trr Pharmacy.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

geep 10 yourself during warm,
nerve-irritating weather. 1t IS related
that an Atchison man and wife dearly
love each other She is a perfect lady,
and apologies when she says
"shucks." But one night. when they
were sitting on the porch. presum-
ably enjoying the tender twilight. she
suddenly picked up a stool and threw
it at his head. Il am not insane she
said. calmly. when he turned a fright
ened gaze on her; Il I'M simply worn
out by the manner in which you sniffle
at the end OF every sentence,"-At-
Gibson Globe.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

Miss Baxter. feeling the effects of q
torrid afternoon in June. was attempt
ing 10 Gus the interest Of her Ian
guild class by giving. as she supposed.
an interesting talk on the obeIisk.
After speaking for half an hour she
found that her efforts We're wasted.
Feeling utterly provoked. she cried
Every ord that nave said you have
let IN at n ear and out OF the other.
You-p0inting 10 a girl whom she no.
tced had been particularly %inattentive
throughout the entire lesson-'teII me,
what is an obeliskr'
The pupil grasping the teachers
last words, rose and promptly an
swered
An obelisk is something that goes
IN n a and out the other. Sue
CTS Magazine
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10
CAUSE AND EFFECT
Good Digestion Follows Right Food.

Indigestion and the attendant dis
comforts OF mind and body are GER
tain 10 follow continued use Of improp-
er food
Those who r still young and
robust are likely TO overlook the fact
thar. as dropping water will wear a
stone away II last. 50 will the use of
heavy. greasy. rich food. finally cause
loss Of appetite and indigestion.
Fortunately many are thoughtful
enough to study themselves and note
the principle of Cause and Effect in
their daily food. A ". Y. young wom-
an writes her experience thus:
Sometime ago [ had a lot Of trouble
from Indigestion. caused by too rich
food I got SO | was unable to d.
gest scarcely anything. and medicines
seemed useless.
"A friend advised me to try Grape
Nuts food. praising it highly, and as
a last resort I tried IT. I am thankful
to say that Grape-Nuts not only re-
lieved ms Of my trouble, but built me
up and strengthened my digestive or
gans so that I can now eat anything I
desire. But I stick to Grape-Nuts."
There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek. Mich. Read The Road to Well.
ville." in pkgs.
Ever read the above I<sters A new
eue appears from time 10 time. The
are g<nufnes true and fnxI Of hn1aD
interest.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10
RECIPE FOR REAL rHousLE.
cheerfuIly Contributed to an Already
Unhappy World.

Trouble making is an older industry
than the manufacture OF steel. Cain.
the trouble maker, got into action be-
fore Tubal Cain. the iron worker;
and Eve got Adam into hot water long
before the Boiler Makers union began
business.
There are three kinds Of trouble
imaginary, borrowed and real.
Imaginary trouble consists OF rail-
road accidents. earthquakes. fires. sui
cides. the poorhouse, death. and the
grave. carefully mixed and taken
after a late dinner. or a drop in the
stock market.
Borrowed trouble is the kind we get
from our relatives. Its principal in
gradients are visits. borrowed money.
birthday presents. advice and expecta-
tons. But the real article is pro
duced a. follows: Put the sandals OF
endurance on your feet. take your life
in your hands and follow by turn the
How-to-Be>H Happy Philosopher. the
Preacher OF Physical Culture and
the Apostle Of Diet.-Puck.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10
TORTURED SIX MONTHS
BY Terrible Itching Eczena-6ahy's
Suffering Was Terrible - Soon
Entirely Cured by cuticurs.

Eczema appeared on my sons face.
We went to a doctor who treated him
Cor three months. Then he was SO bad
that his face and head were nothing
but n sore and his ears looked as IL
they were going to fall OF. so we tried
another doctor for four months. the
baby never getting any better. His
hand and legs had big sores on them
and the poor little fellow suffered so
terribly that he could o sleep. After
he had suffered six months we tried
a set Of the Cuticura Remedies and
the first treatment let him sleep and
rest we'll; in one week the sores were
gone and in two months he had a clear
face. Now he is two years and has
had eczema again. Mrs. Louis
BECK. F. F. d. 3, san Antonio. Tex.
Apr. Is. 1907"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

Sydney Rosenfeld once wrote a com,
edy. entitled The Optimist.' which
achieved success after the production.
but was a long time reaching the
stage. Manager after manager refused
the manuscript. and one day Mr..
Rosenfeld. whose patience vas ex-
hausted, hlurted out TO his sole au-
ditor:
OF our you don't appreciate the
play. You don't even know the
meaning Of its name,"
Yes. l do" protested the I'm
presario.
Well" insisted Rcseufeld. what's
the difference between an optimist
and a pessimistZ"
The manager barely hesitated. An
optimist is an eye doctor he said:
"a pessimist is q foot doctor."-Sun-
day Magazine
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

zone word Of VA language that fs
almost always misused." said the par
ticular man. is anxious. You will
hear people exclaim how anxious they
are to see a certain play. or anxious
to get a new hat. or anxious to take a
trip to Europe, when they are not INK
isus at all. but eager or DESTROYS. IL
anxious were used only In the right
place we wouldn't hear 1t half SO
often
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10
A Quick Cure vs.. a Slow Cure

in most Diseases is merely the difference in
the length OF suffering and the number of
Idle days. In the case OF chills and ma
lara, however, the matter OF time Is all
important. because every day YOU allow
the insIdious malarial poison to remain IN
your system Il means so much more dan
ger Of your becoming a permanent wreck.
physically and mentally. How many peo-
pie return from tropical countries after a
siege Of fever. never able to do another
good days work-eloquent examples OF peo-
pie cured by quinine. Johnson's Chill
Tonic made by the johnson Chill & Fever
Tonic Co., savannah, Ca, Is a prepara-
ton that will cure malaria. chills and
fever or n grippe in - hours. and is sold
on that understanding. Necessarily. in
order to do this, it does not contain
quinine or any other harmful drug.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10
T-E TIE rHAr BINDS tsomE,.
Affecting R.eoneiHstion Between two
Really Loving -esrrs

There - 4 certain couple who de-
cfded 70 separate awhile ago. q
seemed That they were not aiHnitias
after AL and iif, together was u..s1
durable so the wife packed up her be-
lousina ami was preparing for a trir
home Ar the dma IL parting she
picked up their l5tle pet dog and
TUCKED him uu,ier her arm. while her
Other managed rle suit case
why. yuu're not gaing 10 take
Tri1y- exclaimed the husband
vt course um she announced 4
couldn't live without him.
WeIL 2 cant let che little fellow
go he Insisted
And simply won't leave him. she
teciIred
- they argued for half an hour. at
the end u which she decided % STAY
md lapackei 20 cnck dinner. az which
rrtxy WIS the guest OF honor
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

By some shutting Of the social
cards the clergyman and the dog fan
cier we're at the same afternoon tea.
The wandering talk Unexpectedly re-
solved itself into the question. Who
were the II sons % Jacob? Even the
cleric with the Reversed collar had
forgotten, but the doggy nan reeiee
on the names without error. from
Reuben down to benjamin.
The Clergyman ..Sked surprised.
-Oh. Tn. asd great shakes on Scrip
ture said the man with the fox ter
riers. but those are the names which
some chap gave to a dozen puppies
I'm willing to sell"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

We are not exactly happy On The
a bur We are not too mean 70
shout Amen when the rest OF the
world cries 'HalIeluia,
"Ilsr how rhe editor knew We had
'possum for dinner last Tuesday is
than Ne can ten. bur he came
JUST in the nick OF time and dined
with MS
We have much for which 10 be
thankflL We raise our own turkeys.
but turkey for dinner is so common
tn n settlement hat We sometimes
forget TO thank Providence for it.
There Is 10 news % SPEAK u. ex-
cert thar we'll all build up this Old
country IL we keep the saw in the log
and keep the sawdust flying At
lanfa Constitution.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

II Is not only the frivolous whom
the spirit Of childishness is Just nov
leading astray. Stiffness is the fash
ion even among the wise. Women
especially affect a kind OF childIsh
shrewdneSs in talking Of serious sub
tects- Like children who have the
habit Of romancing. they lose the
sense OF reality. and because they new
er talk exactly as they think they be-
gin to think exactly a. they talk
London Spectator.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

u the evergreen plants
have long been cunsid
cred symbolic OF immor
tality. Of rebirth. Hence
they. and they alone. are
appropriate decorations
for the Christmas saasou
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

Times have changed since $50 years
ago. when Halley's comet. for whose
temperance astronomers are now
looking. was in the heavens. Then the
Christian world prayed to be deliv-
cred from the devil. the Turk and the
comet" Now It says the devil is not
as black as he has been painted. the
Turk is a negligible quantity and the
comet would be rather welcome than
otherwise-Boston Transcript.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

Dvsrfr + Gfeu cazxeE b. CfszrrS
Or re Sfgpsnl5-Prfau Eae-rs Ca
aErrr ar enc 5haHsura ard Is L~Eeref9re a
Acvefvfl EvfaE
Hon " C. Butler. z : senator /,
/. from south Carolina for two terms. .
N a letter from Washington. D. c..
writes % the PeruEa Medicine Co, ,
a. follows: .
- GIN recommend P=runa f0r.
Dyspepsia md ssoHacfr crDabie- 4,
. have been using Foar medicine fori
q short period and feet very much.
-reffeVea- IL Is indeed a wonderful.
medicine. besides a good r0nic-" :
TAIARkd Of the stomach is the cor.
~ rect naTne for most cases of dvsp-p-
STA Only an internal eatarrh rem
edy- such as Peruna- Is available.
Peruna Tablets can now be erocared.
Ask your Druggist far Free P-runa
Almanac for 1909.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

which was originally n celebration. IN
der the disguise Of various national re-.
ugious forms. Of the turning OF the
sun az the winter soIstfce. and the CON
sequent renewal Of life on the earth.
When Constantine was converted.
he seized upon every undertying ike
ness. however remote. between the Old
taith AMI the new Every familiak
symbol that might be stretched TO m
the strange faith every Old custom
that would help 10 reconcile his lately
and sometimes forcibIy. converted
people 10 their unaccustomei belief
WIS adopted and re-expIainud And
h return Of the sun. bringing life
and light TO the winter bound earth.
became the prototype Of the coming
ot b son OF Man. bringing life and
Eight to the soul 0f the sin-bound
world. So that at first all the heather
o-bservances we're retained as far as
possible. and merely given a new
meaning
At the Christmas festival. the ivy
and holly still made n summer screen
OF the stone walls. rs in ancient Ger
MANY they had turned the hinge halls
1r mid-wtnter. To bowers Of grpena
wherein the sylvan sprites who dweIt
IN summer among the forest trees
might pass the frozen months without
too much discomfort An echo frum
Scandinavia Is stiIl heard in the say
ing current among the peasants OF the
old world that II any biz uf holiday
decoration is left in the house after
Candiemas day February -. a truon
- little DEVILS WI enter and sit. one
On eaeh wifheref leaf. every one
bringing its own small curse upon the
house These little DEVILS are merely
the Old forest surftes detained AGAINST
their viii By their undessraye,I winter
refuge and frerrng 70 return to the
awakening woods % spring
The churches were srill green with
Christmas gariands in those early
DAYS. and ahlaze with candles "a the
temples Of saturn had alwavs been
durtns he corresponding Roman fes-
rtval af the Saurualia. Buzz. as POLY
iure Fergil remarks TRIMMING the
temples with hanzvugs. aoures
huughes and gariaudes vas taken Of
the heather people which deckei
their IDIOTS and houses IN suche array
And As ame vent On. and it became
no mere Necessary ta make cuuces.
siuns that would help reconcile the
people 10 their changed faith. these
heathen customs became disraste
aI tu The church Ore OF the early
councils furhids men longer TO feek
NJ their houses with iavreIl. yvie. and
greene bouEhes as re used 70 doe
ar the Ghriasmasse season.
This command vas observed in the
temples aut In The ~har1uial halls The
DID customs lived on lived down their
questionable past Won again the tul.
Grafton ~ -ae PRIESTS who hal sternIv
~hauisaei them. and today all the ever.
Green's agaln are admitted 20 the
sr-rrest church. 50 thar We again can
say al Christmas.
Sow vita arshr HOLLY al the temples
sW
WIN Ev green. amt slrre-i Mlstletoe
The Early C~alenttar OF English
Flowers. an old poem wherein each
month IS recognized by its appropriate
plant symbol ends With these lines
Ssun fine #rerzr-eur Laurel alone 3
creme
When Catherine erovus all learned
uenre
rl@ fetH anl Bottle berries ara scene.
Alf Tlie ag ami Waszaile come round
a
The laurel : used not At all. 4 the
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

Are you one Of the ones who pay In
toll
For our right Of way through this
lifes
T, so you will find Hunts Lightning OIL
A friend which will aid in b strife.
To those who earl their W way
by their own labor, accidents occur
with painful frequency. Burns. bruises.
cuts and sprains are not strangers to
the man who wears corns on his hands.
A better remedy for these troubles
does not exist than Hunts Lightning
nYf
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

mo. | do not believe in indiscrim-
mate charity-giving. Whenever a beg
gar tells me he is starving l put him
to the test before believing him. I
tell him to come back in two days"
"WelIg''
Well. IL he ZONES back it's clear
that he told a lie. so I refuse him. II
it was the ruth. he'd be dead"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10
LAME HACK PRESCRIPTION

The increased use Of "Toris fol
lame back and rheumatism is causing
considerable discussion among the
medical fraternity. Il is an almost in
flIlbie cure when mixed with Ger.
tain other Ingredients and taken prop.
eriv. The following formula is efec.
tive To oue-haif pint Of good
whissev adj enc OF TOris Com.
pound and one ounce syrup Sarsapa.
rilla Compound Take in tablespoon.
ful doses before each meal and be-
fore retiring
roris compound is a product of the
la~borarories N -he Globe Pharmaceu.
teal CO.. Chicago but It as we'll as the
other Ingredients can be had from any
good druggist
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10
OF W EVILS. ETC.
rounsster Evidently Had His Own
Idea as tn the Choice.

My neighhor. writes a correspondent.
has four young sons. whom he and his
wife duly lead to church every Sun
day. Just as the sermon was about
to begin last Sunday one OF the boys
was observed TO look very uncomfort-
able. and. having explained the nature
OF his sufferings. was sent home. His
younger brother. in an urgent whis-
per. demanded Of his mother: Where's
Tom gomez"
Hes zone home"
What for"
The mother whispered. low Hes
got toottache."
And the lad. as he sat up &c listen to
the preacher. muttered. in a stage
whisper: Lucky dog"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10
Expert Pocket plckIrq.

An old lady was aecosted IN a Lon,
Ten street by 4 w~ell-dressed and re-
n~Hedlooktng stranger. who e1usively
eiaimed her IS a friend. Il really
dont believe you remember me- she
exclaimed. reproachfuIly. and the old
lady, never dOubting that her memory
was At fault. confessed that she could
not quite recall the name. All. but I
lave changed il since you knew me-.
said her inreriocuror. gayiy. and after
a few more lively speeches she passed
on. having possessed herself mean
while Of -ha I'D ladys purse
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10
A Multiplicity Of Fathers.

Ardyce had been learning to sing
america at school and was trying
TO teach Il to brother Wayne. One
morning his father heard him shout
ing Land where my papa died. land
where my papa died"
Ardyce interrupted: "Oh. no.
Wayne. not that way. II Is Land
where our fathers died."
wavne's expression could not be
described as he tipped his head side
wise. and in a very surprised tone
graveIy asked: Two Of 'emy-De'
lineator.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

In Boston the property man had 1T
ted a scene with unusually handsome
gold furniture and asked Mime. Bern
hardt how she liked it.
oh. bon. bon," she exclaimed
~whereupon the property man prompt
Iy bundled the furniture Oh the stage.
she said 1t was bum" he ex-
claimed.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1908-12-10

Don't YOU think suggested a
Young man 10 his partner ar a dance
Thar We sanuld move farther up the
room a OF the draught
-Oh. well. II you Ike, replied thu
yirt. %suappishlv
II was only when they moved away
that the youth noticed nat they had
been beneath a large bunch OF mis-
tIetoe.