davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16
WHEN He CANE IN AeAlsi'

IA hypnotlsm something more
than mere talk
afn commencing 10 believe 50.
Anyhow. I feel attracted In a funny
sort II way to a certain heavy set
party. with a wicked eve aud dark
indigo mustache Yet such vas
never ms ideal ! always was told
to distfust a man with a dyed MUS.
taehe. and this one Is plainly that
kind
Il was at Casserulc's restaurant
where ! met this Kee have gone
To- work there. because I crave 10
have my life frightened bY some
new experiences and sarn some
money 10 buy a new rig for myself
So II happens that one Of my orders
today was this oddly winning per.
son He drew me across the room
% him with one look, and proved
20 have a cooling voice. which he
used 10 call me Little Sister" when
I flaps the menu down IN front of
him. Then he tries TO hold my fin
when I served him the PURGE OF
creamed ice. Sir says ! TO him.
even II did bring the soup with
my thumb In II. that's no sign you
can have my whole hand
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

II dldnt tar him a bit re Just
gives me a stranR. tender fUDk aud
tells me 10 aee hoE svseetlY ! could
bring him a hamburger roll aud a
side dish Of fried noodles IL crou.
ton. and kindly tell the chef It's for
your special friend
First thing you know ! was letting
him teik TO ME like I vhs a little In
noeent of iifteen. When he left. he
shook one Of nay pink little fingers
playful like and said h. felt that
aonpe daF he would make me very
very happy. and would I please call
him fillmore when he came Ia again :
Afterwards ! vas surprised that
be EOt away With n. bat while he
was there I felt fascinated. like a
guinea piE that's been let ia to play
with the anaconda.
tCnntinued
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

TfuH stage hand bropSs.
81 rfd roses 70 the re-, ! al1sl
hsr elreumseribed dress - IA
u was d Raudy. taiteres ~ "a
ne leading lady at nr,, ~
her dainty noas and 49,. =.
ihe economical habits = I
johhi.eE Bat the fIns a.. =
caught the name eTomn,s "a -
leading lady stopped sber, =. - :
The scfaS ling message.
All Is forgiven Ths,.
one IN the sorid bot = !,
oh biesa bis hesu'a -.
the great Bates. ana shs
and cried and gave tho ~.
stage hand a collar sl,.s, J
Tom. she ehirruped. 4 -.
would give in."
The leading lady ses,
TUNED pink note b. The -
stage hand and the noas ,ogss J.
way 20 a VERY elegan, go.
IN box Then the F.rg -.
gentleman hurried doxn b.1l.s !. !.
scenes aud there vas ! ss,.'. 4 |.
real life played right ther !, \
mimic trappines There ~ =.
differences between thess =. :.
the very elegant Reutlem,s. ).
Thomas @ardley~-had aee,.,,, : !.
would never look At he -.
lady again. Bot he had 49,
the words In the bitterness : :. !
heart ana the pink bas !.
brought bin IN very qu.e, N.
What J cant understand !.
INJURED Miss Olive Bales
sou wrote IN such err
hand
BIT Thomas Warbler Slsr
bied = merely wanted q = ,
you would know. dear
Bat down In biz hear ! ~,
that Tommy Burns. the Rour.,
Offiee Boy-hia offioe hey.-a,,
been Al more Of bis Thosa. ~
Orange blossoms business sss !.
raised the genilsmzas u.-
when ueHi they met.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

want to vote lie would have To
vote against the law and he. too,
must go against primary for his
re- election senator Deliver op-
posed any report ON the bill from
the committee Of education and j..
Dor tot Witch he = chairman. be
cause b. wished 90 favor his friends
who did not care 90 80 on record
Bat finally. during the absence Of
Mr. Dnlllvsr the bill vas priea
ioaa. and Senator BeveridEc an.
nouneed that II would be reported
and pct on neat years calendar
Thought you might b. interested In
knowing Just how these statesmen
- really stand
so natarailats observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey
And these have smaller stili to bite
EN-
And 80 proceed. ad lnflnitum
jonathan Swift.
I commend this verse to wheat
farmers OF the Northwest, Who arr
nervous about the green bug Also
I would Introduce. with my cordial
H. their good viii.
Mrs Lyslphiebus. the same being a
four winged hymenopterouE insect
which loves hot weather and green
BUGS For lt has been discovered
b. the specialized gentlemen Of the
agricultural department that Mrs
ety" Is wonder at doing up
green BUGS She Ia not exactly a
flea on their hacks to bite en-.
but she puts them out Of business
Ia a more effective. aud certainly
more original way. Her plan f. Ia
use the green bug as sort Of nest
Tor hef eggs and nursery for her
Young She comes upon the Wing
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16
OettIno Tven.

Mrs smlth-lsct's adopt some
children
Mr smith What for
Mrs smith To spite the jauitor.
{ Cleveland Leader
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

Peasants knitting each other IN a
scramble Ia SEE at American heir
esa provide an exhibition almost a.
shameless as the struggle OF the
titled Europeans 10 marry one.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

flipper didn't know he had an
accident whom he WAS uut motoring
with the chorus gitl
Flappct The accident was his
wife. who happened 10 catch him =
Smart Hei
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16
STAR DUST
BY JOSH
BY JOSH

vitalioH2 DO you suppose he VIII
come 10 your Wedding
Divorce oh. no. but the. dear
fellow Il So easy that know he will
send present
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

Suburban ilouackeeuor- 10 you
mean te SAY that suitcase ~ al the
baggage YOU have. Ceiia3
The New Cook-Yen IA. but don't
you worry Il holds enough clothes
foe a. long an | usually stay any
place
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16
INTIMATE CORRESPONDENCE
FROM WASHINGTON
BY RATH

Good hot days thermometer ~ "a
af SOS what LfHiphlebus has 20
have. 10 breed and work so don
cuaa the bot Neather. OF Nish that
all flies were abolished
had occasion to cheek up some
rumara IA regard to hoiue southern
delegates the other day. and went
Ia tmp Taft headquarters tn the
tnion Trust building Incidentally
IL took tSa daYu "a secure tele.
phone appointment the only way
60 Est pasf ths clerk uho guards
The outer -or seyenth-door Frank
Hitchcock listened to th. tsik aud
then turned tn n card index
hat man san born Ia Ner.
ford cuuutr. his ciuneHt friend Is
John Doe. be MAS Ia preparatory
school With 7 u he Naa in col.
ioEe with Taft. offices held b. him
ARE etc
Appearances. reiiKion. home tiea.
political reeofd. and Rertilion
measurements sefr al there ga the
card index Hitchcock knew his
man a. the French police knos
their criminals lie has been tag
gsd. filed and caialosed.
And u Tits a political headquaf
i~4nf asked Mahogany furniture.
green rugs. dark screens. elerks.
lyIeNriisrs aud flies like the ad
tertisemsuts Of a system
Where are the cigars. the tobae
co.chevlnE lounKefh. the red faced
professionals. the Hise guys and
the occasional invitation 10 she
hara
Dear. dear. bat this l. a business
age Even politics has suceumbed
Politics by card. cstalog and In
deK'
The bin 20 give publicity 10 cam.
paiEn contributions has caused a
lot u trouble 10 Speaker Cannon
aud the rest Once Il almost e.
capped from the committee. aud uas
oalf prevented b. a sudden. n not
violent. Illness. which caused two
republicans 20 leave the COMMITTEES
room aud thus break a quorum
And nov the committee has con.
claded that. The publicity of
campaign contributions. Rs affect
ina national elections. has for sew
eral years excited considerable dis.
ounsian There IL no doubt but
what there Is a general demand for
some measure that would give pub
ilciu tn such contributions There
fore. the committee has concluded
to recommend a change IN the
scheme 80 that contributions must
b. made public where thcy are
made for the purpose OF influencing
congressional elections IN more
than one state"
In other words the trusts must
divide up their contributions and
see that the salve e applied 10.
cally.
Senator Hepburn Is not an Inn.
presHlye speaker On the contrary.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

Have You Any Idea
Why people are always said 10
aamaaa" wealth.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

nrutist--ta that al n. wider yuu
can open your mouth. little giFlz
Little ifl-Ncth. thir
nyutist treaiEuedlyl oh. vel.
y1u u get over that as you gu5N
older
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

re Mas a Good Thing.
Friend--Why ar. you going g.
nd your divorced husband an IN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

be Is something of a bore when
be finds II necessary as he has
recently Ca tall FOR hame con.
sumption Gle is due for rcelac.
tionl And that Is how Il hap.
pened that Que senator turned seri
ously 30 another last Tuesday and
Inquired Whose mouth is that
over there2 Somebody has started
n going. aud gone off and left Il e
Which after all. was a sneer. and
not real wit
| suppose you remember the re
mark Of Tom Reed on a somewhat
similar occasion A member OF the
house with great voice and a
droning recurrent style Of oratory
was going along In an eight day.
clock fashion. aud Reed had Inst.
ened, gazing AT the man in a far
away thoughtful attitude
What are YOU thinking of
asked a social member.
I was maFvelinR. replied Reed
at an inscrutable providence which
could have linked such a voice To
such a brain
Which was wit-caustle aud dis
agreeable.
Amendment Of the sherman anti.
trust Law is all off Even T. n. has
given Il up. HE thinks. however.
he viii pull out one or two good
laws And | guess he viii
Sincerely, RATH.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

Hanks That scar a bifthmatks
Tanks-Yep. Pullman upper =
Judge
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

TO sEE BhTTLEsHIPs
Take boats Of Pier 2 Ten round
trips daily. soc round trip. go
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

It's my firm opin
lon ita an ill wind
no good
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

Senator Hepburn is not an inn.
aresEiye speaker On the contrary.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-16

so nataraiiats observe a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey
And these have smaller stin to bite
'em
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30

and by personal visits to Panama, by
the cutting of "red tape" by care in
letting contracts and buying supplies,
he is pushing the work to expected
completion at considerably earlier
date than appeared possible before
the work came under his charge.
The people want Taft because he is
a man in every sense of the word; a
man whose word is his bond: a man
VINO impresses his virile manhood
upon other men; a man whose work
is never done while there Is any of
his country's work to do; man
whose watchword is duty; man
whose simple creed is MY God, my
country my party, and my neighbour"
man who is a true husband, a good
father, and patriotic citizen; a man
who Is loved by all who know him,
feared by all who oppose his righteous
acts and praised by all who have
watched and studied his work.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30

conditions and creeds; his fearless
advocacy then and since and now of
the rights of the Filipinos to equal
treatment under our laws.
The people want Taft because they
realize that the success of his mission
to the Vatican regarding our purchase
of the friars' lands in the Philippines,
is all the evidence required to prove
that he possesses diplomatic ability of
the highest order-such diplomatic
ability, strengthened by experience.
as will be needed by whoever shall be
president of this great nation of ours,
in the years of international anxiety
and American responsibility which
are before us.
The people want Taft because when
but recently revolution threatened
our great trade and investment inter-
ests in Cuba, he hurried down there,
and by diplomacy and candor averted
the catastrophe, inducing the malcon-
tents on both sides to accept provt-
sional government at American hands,
under which government the island
Is peaceful and prosperous.
The people want Taft because,
though vigorously urged by President
Roosevelt to accept a seat for life on
the bench of the supreme court OF
the United States--the most highly
respected judicial body in the world
/ he remained true to his promise to
/ the people of the Philippines that he
would not leave them until civil gov
| ernment was firmly established.
The people want Taft because when
! the need arose, mainly In the inter
est Of speedy construction of the
American Panama canal, ne accepted
the great office of secretary of wal
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
WHY THE PEOPLE
WANT TAFT
By Walter j. Ballard.

The people want William Howard
Taft for president because he is an
American through and through.
The people want Taft because,
when he Is called upon to face a pub
lie question or a public duty, he does
not ask. "WiI it pay me politically
to do this, or not do that2" but, on
the contrary. his guiding thought is
What shall ! do with this question,
or this duty, in the best Interest or
my country" Finding for himself
the answer to that self-sacrficing,
patriotic question. he acts according
ly.
The people want Taft because he
has successfully performed every
public duty which has been intrusted
to his charge, since that day in jan
uary, 1881, when he received his first
public appointment as assistant pros
ecuting attorney for Cincinnati. Ohio.
The people want Taft because Of
his successful organization of The
Philippines civil commission; his ad-
ministration of the islands and his
adaptation thereto of American forms
of government; his missions in those
islands to various divisions of natives
and their pacification; his vigorous
uphOlding of the flag and the sub
mission thereto OF the insurrectos;
his support of American education
for the people Of all ranks. classes
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
<<<<%~<<<%~~><%%>>>><<><<<


Mrs. Bamolnl, at ner parlors sb
poste the AlvaTado and next door to
Sturges' cafe, Is prepared to glU
thorough scalp treatment, do hair
dressing, treat corns, buuions and in.
growing nails. She gives massage
treatment ard manicuring. MrT
Bambini's own preparation OF com
plexion cream builds up the skin Gno
Improves the complexion, and Il
guaranteed not to be injurious. She
also prepares a hair tonic that cures
and prevents dandrufr and hair fsl.
ing out; restores life to dead hair;
removes moles, warts and supernuoui
hair. Massage treatment by vibrator
machines. For any blemish OF th'
face call and consult Mrs. Bambinj
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
WHO

Introduced French dry cleaning in
albuquerque? THE BROWNS.
WHO
stopped the cleaning and pressing
going out of our city TO Denver, Los
Angeles and other cities?
THE BROWNS.
WHO
Guarantees not to shrink, fade and
spots not to come back'
THE BROWNS.
WHO
Knows how to do Electro Benzol
cleaning that leaves a finish and
ncwness to the garment that no
other process can produce? No
one within a thousand miles but
THE BROWNS
WHO
Don't cut prices. but does the work
better than the other fellows?
THE BROWNS.
WHO
Does the cleaning and repairing al
2lSh w. Silver avenue, open da,
and night? THE BROWNS.
'TNuff Sed."
Goods called for and delivered. Sec
ond-hand clothes bought and sold
Phone 45l.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30

When your rood seems 10 nauseats
take Kodol Take Kodol now and un-
til you know you are right again
There Isn't any doubt about what II
will do and you will find the truth OF
this statement verified after you have
used Kodol for a few weeks. II is sold
here by J. H. O'Rielly Co.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
The Albuquerque Citizen

home the evening and
iy morning paper
by the house who does have time the only
over the news headings
number of letters the
m evening papers almost exclusively publish
letters from day to day. valuable.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
Morning Games.

National at Philadelphia: Philadel-
phia-Boston game postponed; rain.
American at New York: New York
philadelphia game postponed; rain.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
Good Liniment.

You will hunt a good while before
you find a liniment that is equal TO
Chamberlain's Pain Balm as
cure for muscular and rheumatic
pains for the cure OF sprains and sore
ness of the muscules. In case OF rheu-
matism and sciatica It relieves the in
tense paid and makes sleep and rest
possible. In case Of sSrains II relieves
the soreness and restores the parts to
a healthy condition In one-third the
time required by the usual treatment.
It Is equally valuable for lame back
and all deep seated and muscular
pains. 25 and SO cent sizes for sale by
all druggists
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
IEASURE BROS.
Eria

I'VE consider the evening papers
best by all means, finding by inquiry
that the people do not have time or
take time in the morning to look
paper through II. T. LEASURE
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
American Association.

At Kansas City: Kansas City 2, st.
Paul 7.
At Minneapolis: Mnneapolis-Mil-
waukee game postponed; rain.
At Columbus: Columbus 8, To-
ledo /.
At Louisville: Louisville 10. Indi-
annapolis 4.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
ROTHSCHIID & GO.
Chicago,

at is my opinion that the evening
papers are more thoroughly read in
the home and this is the aim of the
advertiser" FRED A. SLATER,
Adv. Mgr.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30

Notice is hereby given that sealed
bids for the erection of a dormitory
for the New Mexico School of Mines
at Socorro, New Mexico, according to
plans and specifications adopted by
the Board OF Trustees of said institu-
ton at a regular meeting held on the
goth OF May, 1908. will be received
by the undersigned at the office of
the secretary in Socorro up to p. m,
on June 5th; each bid to be accom-
panied by certified check for
$4,000 as an evidence OF good faith.
The board reserves the right to re-
ject any and all bids.
A. c. ABEYTIA, President
Attest: c. T. Brown, Secretary.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
THE BAILEY co.
Cleveland.

Evening by all means. Eighty
per cent of department store custom
ers are women. They read the even
ing papers"
j. s. MCARRENS, Adv. Mgr.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
'oTIIE FAIR"
Cincinnati.

BEST results from evening papers.
The only time l use a morning paper
Is Sunday. for Mondays business. Bal
ance Of the week the evening papers
do the work to my entire satisfac-
ton" w. H. SCHRADER,
ADV. Mgr.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
JOS. HOME co.
PittSburR,

''In case of special sales to make
them effective, the news must be pub
lished in large space the afternoon
before" GEORGE HAMMOND,
ADV. Mgr.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30

We have the finest assortment a.
IRON beds in the city. Prices the low
est. Futrelle Furniture Co.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
SIMPSON-CRAWFORD co.
NeNy York CITY

1--WE consider the evening paper the
best medium for department store
Advertising A. B. PECK,
Adv Mgr.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
THE BENNETT co.
Omaha.

The evening paper is best! Sure!"
VIM. KLUNE, JR., Adv. Mgr.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
CALENDER, MAUsLAN & TROUT

Providence.
I'VE consider the evening paper
better as a general thing, for it is
usually the home paper"
VIM. C. ELLIOT, Adv. Mgr.
Albuquerque citizen., 1908-05-30
VIM. HENGERER co.
nnffala

I'VE do most of our advertising in
the evening papers"
DE F. PORTER, Adv. Mgr.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1908-05-30
ANNUAL MEET OF OFFICIALS
Preparations Arc Being Made ror
Gathering of Railroad Men.

Arrangements are being made for
the annual meeting of operating of
ficials of the entire Baltimore and
Ohio railroad system, including the
Baltimore and Ohio Southwestern
railroad, TO be held within the next
two or three weeks, probably at Deer
Park, Md
Important matters relative to the
operation of the various lines includ-
ed in that system will be discussed
and 1t is possible that severaschanges
will be made in the method T con-
Quoting the affairs of the operating
department Addresses will be deliv-
cred by President Murray, who will
ppreside, and other high officials. A
general discussion will follow. The
object of the meeting will be to adopt
uniform methods of operation of the
various divisions.
The meeting this year will be inn
portant in view of the fact that the
company has adopted many plans to
reduce operating expenses to a mini
mum. The claim is made that some OF
the roads have economical to such an
extent that the service is affected,
but the Baltimore and Ohio is one
that has not made such wholesale re-
ductions in the working force. 1t was
said yesterday that when the officials
meet next month they will not discuss
plans to curtail expenses further, but
viii devote their time to plans for
improving service.
Railroad officials are more hopeful
of increased traffic next fall and the
Baltimore and Ohio operating heads
viii likely discuss plans to care for
the heavy traffic when it comes. The
meeting will continue for two or three
days, the last day to be devoted to
amusements. Some OF the higher Of
ficals are expected to inspect the
main line when the meeting adjourns.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1908-05-30
BOAT STRUCK BY A ROCK
Mrs. Evans Fell In Water, But Was
Rescued BY Husband.

Mrs. Edward Evans, of Hagerstown,
narrowly escaped drowning while
boating with her husband and several
friends on Antietam creek. The boat
came in contact with a concealed rock
in the stream not far from Watts
Park, and Mrs. Evans was pitched
headforemost into the water, about Is
feet deep. .r.rs. Evans, who is an ex-
ceptionally large woman weighing
about 200 pounds, had the presence of
mind to put her handkerchief in her
mouth as she went down.
She was in the water several min
utes before her husband who is a
good swimmer, and sevFTal friends
succeeded in getting her ashore. Mrs.
Evans, who was completely exhausted,
was placed aboard trolley car, taken
to Hagerstown and went to her home
in a cab.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1908-05-30
LIVELY RUN OFF
Mixup Of Three Teams Friday After
noon.

College street, north of King, was
the scene of lively mixup Friday ev-
ening about 4:30 o'clock.
Mr.. James B. Fishers two-horse
team was standing on West King
street, and frightening, the horses
dashed up College street and collided
with horse and buggy driven by a
man and woman. Both were thrown
out. but escaped injury except the
woman who was bruised somewhat.
Then the two teams ran into ]. w.
r. Fishers delivery wagon on College
street and further on bumped into the
Adams Express Co. wagon at Heller
& Stewards livery stable but not
much damage was done. ]. w. r.
Fishers team also took spin up
College street and was halted by COM
ing in contact with telephone pole
in front of A. Kogelschatz's livery
stable, breaking the wagon into
|smithereens.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1908-05-30
RAISED POULTRY.
Theodore Miller Will Be Tried BY
Justice on Serious Charge.


Theodore Miller, of near Gerrards-
town, whose reputation for larceny is
notorious throughout the county. is in
jail awaiting a hearing before Justice
Thompson Friday morning on two
charges OF theft.
The first charge is for the theft of
Plymouth Rock hen and setting of
turkey eggs from Mr.. Charles Thatch-
err, on the Tuscarora. Miller, so the
story goes, took the hen and eggs to
his own home and kept them until
brooding time when he was rewarded
with a flock OF fifteen young turkeys.
Miller was very proud of his brood,
but an officer OF the law stepped in
and put a temporary end to his career
as a poultry raiser.
The second charge against Miller is
for breaking into Mr.. Turner Pitzer's
mill and stealing lot Of corn, -four
and corn meal He was evidently pro-
viding against a possible famine, but
at the expense of other people, and
for the latter offense. at least, he is
liable to get free ride on the rail-
road