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The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-12-01
PILES CURED IN 9 TO - DAYS.

PALU IMMINENT IS guaranteed
TO cure any case of Itching. Blind.
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to
~ days or money refunded.-Made by
PARIS MEDICINE CO.. Saint Louis.
U. S of A.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1908-12-01

T. II, Davies & Co., agents for the
Canadian-Australian S. S. Co., an.
nonnce that the new steamship Makura
of the GA. line win arrive here De
cember 5.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
Joe's Grubstake
By Edith King Latham
,copyrleht. BY shOrtstory Pub. Coz

Old Joe Cunnill was picturesque
feature Of life In Sauger's Pass. al.
though the townspeople we're not
greatly impressed with the quaint side
OF the old mans character To them
II was an old story. once both CONT
cal and pathetic, but now grown stale
from frequent reading.
Ever since the founding OF Sauger's.
Old Joe had figured in the history of
the little mountain settlement, at FIRST
as pioneer owner OF the first stamp
mill, and afterward, through the sharp
vlcissltudeB of a miners life, no had
Slipped down to his present position
OF the forlorn hut ever-hopeful fortune
seeker. his sole possessions a lanky
mule, rifle and a meager prospecting
outfit. With this stock In trade, he
was wont to set out on his expeditions
through Slskiyou county, often travel
Ing as far south as Redding. and
sometimes washing out two or three
dollars a week In gold, on the banks
OF the Sacramento, where II rushes
through the narrow mountain canyons.
As II happened this year Old Joe
Cunnill had varied his usual program
by remaining all winter and we'll into
the summer In Sauger's, and It was
not until one morning In July that he
and his mule we're seen In marching
order, slowly making their way down
the country road toward the south.
Three men sitting on the veranda
Of the Shasta house. were discussing
new mining boom.
Suddenly one OF them slapped his
knee. and brought his chair down with
thud on the floor
Say, boys. Two got an idea that'l
give us some fun and set up the an.
ciont prospector in the highest heaven
Of Joy. Let's grubstalte him!"
An hour later. the bewildered old
man plodded, in daze. beside his
pack mule. with the pleasant recollec.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

ton of q hearty meal, and the amaz.
ing reality Of three brilliant twenty
dollar gold pieces clanking their shin
Ing sides against each other In his
pocket.
The grubstake was kept a secret be.
tween the three partners of Old Joe.
who amused themselves by mysterious
illusions to a wonderfully rich new
syndicate, but no amount of argument
could persuade them TO reveal more
than this. The rumor grew that the
mill owner, the storekeeper and the
hotel man had had a quiet tip on a
big thing, and tho town was prepared
for the announcement that the syndi.
cate had bought out the place. or that
monster improvements we're to be In.
troduced at Saugers. But they were
totally unprepared for the announce.
ment which burst upon the little town
toward the last OF October.
The postmaster received word from
his brotherin.law. Charley Mason.
who farmed between Shasta and Red.
ding. that old Joe CunniIl had struck
pay dirt!" Tho portion OF the lot.
ter concerning Joe's fortunes ran as
follows:
Big piece OF news for sauser'sl
Spread II around. Old Joe has made his
strike az last He's In Il this time sure:
got another fellers claim cheap. Didn't
wait for the assay. hut experts nav it's
the sure thing Better make a little
fuss over the old feileT welcome
me know how he got home. I'm going
down 10 D. r. tomorrow.
Forgot 60 say Joe leaves on the ii;SO
train Thursday morning.
Yours. CHARLEY.
Tho news spread like wildare
through Sauger's. and, in less than an
hour after the letter was read, every
body knew the story OF the three dou.
BILE eagles and their sequel. The three
men who had grnbstaked the success
ful miner were the most surprised OF
an A reception committee was an
poilNod TO welcome the Iucky miner
ON Thursday morning sauger's rose
early and decorated the buildings on
Main street with garIands of spruce
and ar. and cotton Tags left over from
the last Fourth Of July celebration.
Half an hour before train time. the
platform OF the little railway station
was crowded with expectnnt Sanger
flea All the jokes Of the past six
months were revived 10 while away
tho long moments before the train was
due. but no joke vas as potent 10
bring laugh as thu idea Of the &c.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
NAME WAS A COMPROMISE.
Explanation Of Remarkable copno-
men Of Nevada Town.

A Nevada man having extensive
mining claims In the goldfeld region
tells OF lucky strike that was made
last year near Carson City, a strike
that proved TO be OF such promise that
a goodly sized camp Immediately
sprang up around t.
The two principal mine owners
were, respectively, an lrishman and
a Jew, and as a compliment TO these
leading citizens the camp decided to
leave to them the bestowal OF suit
able name upon the new community.
There followed many conferences
between the two. none Of which result.
ed In An agreement The Irishman
stood out for a name that would sug.
gest his native isle. while the Jew was
Just as insistent, on his part, for a
name that should be suggestive of the
chosen people. This deadlock con.
tinued so long that the rest OF the
camp grew restless. and finally insist.
ed that there should be a compromise.
So the new camp was called "Tlpperu.
salem. "-Lippincott's.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
MINISTER a ralrLe MIXED Up.
Consequently There Was an Awkward
Perhaps In Funeral Grafton.

II was at the funeral OF a man who
had left HIS young aud attractive help
meet q widow for the third time. At
the time Of his death their clergyman
was away on European trip. and In
this emergency the Rev. DR.. Blank
was called upon.
A neighbor instructed him hastily
a. to the admirable qualities OF the
deceased. his benevolence, piety and
kind disposition. and gave him vari-
Gus points as to his family relations
During the funeral discourse no out.
s'der would have suspected that the
Clergyman had not been a lifelong
friend OF the dead man. when. how.
ever, he came to mention the widow
In HIS prayer. II was evident that his
data In regard TO her had become q
triie confused. He said:
And now we commend to thy care
this widowed handmade. who has been
bereaved again and again and again
Then hesitating an instant, he added:
And perhaps again."
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
SKIN TROUBLES CURED.
First Had Itching Rash--Threatensd
Later With 5lood.Polson In Leg
Relied on cutlcura Remedies.

"About twelve or fifteen years ago
/ had a breaking-out. and IL itched.
and stung so badly that | could not
have any peace because of II. Three
doctors did not help me. Then used
some Cuticura Soap. Cuticura oint.
ment, and Cuticura Resolvent and
began to get better right away. They
cured me and have not been bothered
with the itching since, TO amount to
anything. About two years ago l
had la grippe and pneumonia which
left me with a pain in my side. Treat
ment ran II into my leg, which then
swelled and began 10 break out. The
doctor was afraid Il would turn to
blood-poison- used his medicine
but It did no good, then ! used the
Cuticura Remedies three times and
cured the breaking.out on my leg. ]. =.
Hennen, Milan, Mo-, May 10. 1907"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
Aus,ralIa's wild Oysters.

Oysters are sometimes regarded a.
dangerous but they are not usually
considered savage. 4 Queensland
Judge. however. has decided that they
are wild beasts. Before a royal com.
mission on the pearling industry.
which has been sitting at Brisbane. .
witness stated that eight years ago he
had laid 100000 shells in the neigh.
borhood Of Friday island. The Jap
anese stole the shells. and the district
court Judge held that as pearl shell
oysters were wild animals there was
90 penalty for stealing them.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
Maa used 20 Il.

On a very hot Sunday morning
James was required to accompany his
father TO church.
That was contrary to his inclina-
ton.
Father" said he, why need peo-
pie 90 to church when It is so hot?"
MY SON. his father replied. Satan
is around as much in hot weather al
at any time"
oh" said the boy, but Satan does
not mind hot weather."
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
NO oUsHER
But Tells Facts About Postum.

1--WE have used Postum for the past
eight years." writes a Wis. lady. "and
drink Il three times a day. We never
tire OF It.
For several years / could scarcely
eat anything on account Of dyspepsia,
hloating after meals. palpitatlon, sick
headache-in fact was In such misery
and distress tried living on hot water
and toast for nearly u year.
Il had quit coffee. the cause of my
trouble. and was using hot water. but
this was not nouFishing.
Hearing Of Postum l began drink
Ing II and my ailments disappeared,
and now can eat anything l want
without trouble.
my parents and husband had about
the same experience. Mother would
often suffer after eating. while yet
drinking coffee. Ny husband was q
great coffee drinker and suffered from
indigestion and headache.
-After he stopped coffee and began
Postum both ailments left him. He
will not drink anything else now and
NO have II three tlmea a dny. could
write more but am no gushor-only
state plain facts"
Name given by Postum Co. Battle
Greek. Mich. Read The Road TO
weilyiile." in plSgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above Ietserf a new
one appaars from time 10 time. They
sro genuine. true, and full o. human
Interest.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
SPORTING TERMS ILLUSTRATED.
Two to one; bar one.
Who's oreat WrIter Lived.

CraiRenputtock. where Cariyle's
"Sarior Resartus" was written. has
tus; been the scene OF a notable we'd
ding. The bride was Miss Mary Car
lyle OF .aigenputtock. n grand-nlece
Of Thomas Carlyle. and the bride
groom James Carlyle. farmer of Pin
gle. DumfrIosshire. son of Thomas
Carlyle's favorite nephew. Pingle 10
about four miles from Ecclefechan,
Carlyie's birthplace. and this village is
the original Of the Entuphl Of "Sartor
ResaTtus."
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
FACTS FOR SIcK WOMEN.
TemperarIIy Indlrposed.

On" Of the workers In n Chinese
mlsslCn in Philadelphia became in.
terestc3 In two Cinnamon who. she
found, owned Hourishing laundry
business IN her own home neighbor.
hood. She looked in once In awhile
TO sce how things were going with
them, and one morning found Sam
smiling and cheerful. as usual. but
Join. was missing.
Where is John this morning." she
asked.
"oh, answered Sam am!ably,
Christian gentleman hit him in the
bead with bllck. and he all same In
bosplitai"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
hopodY EIss Loved Her.

garded her complexion complacently
in the long glass.
Il must confess" she said, that I
am in love with myself"
Then you should be happy" said
her chum, tartly, for you haven't q
rival"
How often do smart clothes excite
shabby Temarksl
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Coeltain Mercury,

mercury viii surely destroy the scnse Of smell
and completely defanee ths whole system when
entering "a through the mucous surfaces. such
Articles should never BE- uScd except pFrscFip-
tionh from reputable phyaicAns. A. the dAmage they
vii do "a ten fold 90 the good you possibly de-
riNe from them. Hslft Catarrh Curc. manufactured
By p J. Cheney a Co. T0lrdo. o.. contains mcf-
curry. and h taken internally, acting directly uIon
the blood and MUCOUS glrtarea OF the system. In
buying HaiE CatarTh Cure be SURF you set the
genuine. IL q taken internally and made m Tolsdo.
Ohio. BY Y. J. Cheney a Co. Testimonials tree.
sold by Druggists. Prlce. 7tc. pr bottic.
TAke I1sll's Family Pills toe constipation.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
nsPOHN,S ~

remedies for Distemper. Pink Eve, Heaves.
and the like among all ages OF horses Sold
by Druggists. Harness Makers, or send TO
the manufacturers. $50 and sl,OO a bottle.
Agents wanted. Send for free book Spohn
Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

to trouble me so Sc
verely that at last I
had TO give up. l
took to my bed and
stayed there four
months, suffering In
tense pain. dizziness,
headache and in.
hammation of the
bladder. Thong b
without hope, l be.
gan using Doan's
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
Al the Other Extreme.

Just as you are pleased at finding
fault, you are displeased at finding
observation-disclosures.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
NOT DOLLARS, BUT EGGS.

First Thespian-When ! was play.
ing in Kansas City and getting my
200 a night
Second Ditto - Hold on. there,
Monty; make that five!
First Thespian-No, Jack; upon my
honor--20O a night regular. Eggs are
cheap there.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

you say she suspects that IN
years gone by her husband was bur.
glar?"
she feels sure Of t."
Why. in the name OF goodnessf'
because. when he gets up at night
to get the oaby a drink he never falls
over the furniture. "-Honston Post.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

Kidney Pills, and In three months was
completely cured. The trouble has
never returned"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster.Milburn Co. Buffalo, n. Y.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
Inannrtnnt tn nanffnrn.


Ma Twaddles-Well. here's a ma
poleon OF Wan street." who is well
named.
Pa Twaddles--how's that?
Ma Twaddles-He's spending his
last days on the island.-Cl0velRn
Leader.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

Lewis Single binder straight Sc. You
pay loo for eiRafa not 70 good. Your deal
er or Lewis Factory, Peoria. III.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

Lewis Single Binder Cigar has rich
taste. Your dealer or Lewis Factory,
Peoria, Ill.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

Obedience is better than sacrifice.
Latin proverb.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08
RAISED FROM SICK BED.
After All Hope Had Vanished.

Mrs. ]. II. Bennett, 80 Fountain st.,
Gardiner, Me, says: my back used
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

Mrs. WInslow's Soothing syrup.
For children teethng s1ftens the sumo reduces IN
nAmmaton allAJs pain, cures wind colo. sc bottle
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

1t is a proof OF nobility OF mind to
despise insults.-Latin proveFb.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

Use Aliens F0ot-Eass
Cures rid aching, sweating feet &c. Trial pcfana
frUs. A. 5. Oimsied, IL hoJ. Y.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

He has the hardest work who has
nothing TO Epictctus.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

Airs to be feared where alrs to be
gained.-Byron.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1908-10-08

The back Is the handspring of
woman's organism. II quickly calls
attention TO trouble by aching. It
tells, with other symptoms, such as
nervousness, headache, pains in the
loins, weight in the lower part OF
the body, that woman's feminine
organism needs Immediate attention.
In such cases the one sure remedy
which speedily removes the cause.
and restores the feminine organism
TO a healthy, normal condition IL
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1908-07-02
p.u,,o, Of Fuller. Ohio Brigade.

Members of Fuller's Ohio Brigade
will take notice that the Chairman OIL
the Committee on Reunions has re-
served the court room of the County
Building for the Reunion of Fuller
Ohio Brigade during the session OF the
42d National Encampment at Toledo,
O.. Aug. 31-Sept. 5, 1908. The organ
ization commanded by Gen. John w.
Fuller consisted of the 27th, seth, 4Sd
and cad Ohio 18th Mo-, 64th ILL.,
(Yates's Sharpshooters), 35th N. ]. and
25th Wis, Sd Mich. Battery, and co. f,
I'd u. s. Art. A large number OF the
survivors of these regiments have sig
nified their intention to be present at
the meeting, which will be an impor-
tant one. especially from the fact that
Toledo was the former home of Gen.
Fuller and the place where he is buried.
A pilgrimage will be made to his grave.
Information as to the progress made
in the publication of the history OF
FulIer's Ohio Brigade will be given to
the members at the meeting. Address
President Mai. Chas. Fl. Smith, .5I0l
Euclid Ave, Cleveland, o., or Secretary
Capt. John A. Evans. Frazeysburg, y.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1908-07-02
Attention. ]. ]. Jones.

Editor National Tribune: There ap-
peared in your paper a challenge from
Comrade ]. j. Jones. of Douglas, Kan,
who has organized drum corps of six
veterans of the civil war. who chal-
lenge a like number of musicians on all
calls used during that war We have
corps of five pieces here in Springfield.
known as the +. K. Wilcox Post, No. 16,
Drum Corps, three members of which
are old army drummers, whom We will
pit against Comrade Jones and his ag-
gregation, or any other of like nature.
To say nothing of our two iifers-whom
we consider All in every respect-our
drummers are of capacity to contest
with aim on any point as regards all
round performance on the drum, and
especially on army calls of any descrip-
ton. They, like Comrade jones. have
a distinctly honorable and notable rec
ord. For expert drum performances we
consider them as good as any, from
Maine to California, or from the Lakes
to the Gulf. We have no hesitation in
taking up the challenge of Comrade
Jones, and we hereby give notice that
we will meet him half way if he elects
to consider our acceptance of his chal-
lengc.+EleaZer Bryant, 80 Green St,
Springfield, Mass. and W. II. Water
man.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1908-07-02
An Old Confederate. views.

Editor National Tribune: / want to
see The National Tribune. / haven't
seen a copy of It for considerable
time. / am an old Confed., and 1 draw
no pension. Z, with many others of
the same class YET living, haven't much
money. I Ike The National Tribune
in some respects, bur / think both the
blue and tie gray should. quit slash
ing at each ether. They should have
ceased for all time TO come at Apo
mattox. Our trouble was like a family
fuss. only on u larger scale. The
sooner it could have been hushed up,
the better 1t would have been for both
North ana South The Union was re-
stored the South lost her negro
property. besides the great destruction
of private property. The negros
should have been colonized, and their
places filed by white people. Then
we could have had a white mans
country, which would have been the
best and grandest country on earth.
believe it would have been better for
all if there never had been anything
like history of the war and its horrors
written or published. as it has only
tended to engender luminosity, where
good will and. friendship should have
been encouragcd.-R. II. Rogers,
Plantersyille, Miss.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1908-07-02
Who Was With Boyer.

Editor National Tribune: Just be-
fore the battle of South Mountain. at
Champion Pass, one or two of my
comrades and myself entered a de-
serted mansion at the foot of the
mountain, where we found the break
fast table set and bountiful supply of
cold eatables on it. The inmates must
have vacated the place in a hurry.
After we had a sufficiency. we filled
our haversacks with cake, jelly. etc.
Then we went to the wash house in the
rear. There was no signs of life any
where, not even a chick was to be
seen or heard, but found overhead, in
the loft, lots of chickens. We caught
half a dozen or so, wrung off their
necks. skinned them. saving us the
trouble of picking the feathers, then
stewed them. We had chicken for
several meals and to spare. / make
this statement to learn who my COM
rades were in this expedition, and if
living would be pleased to hear from
them, as l have forgotten who they
were.-H. C. Boyer. Co. A, 96th Pa.
Vol Address in care Mailing Depart
ment, |. c, s.. Scranton, Pa.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1908-07-02
Rcodiu,t,pg some Facts.

Editor National Tribune: j notice
that in your losses at ChanceilorsVllle
YOU do not state that battery l., 1st N
Y Art. lost one killed and two wound
ed We lost them before we went TO
the right 1t was this way: Battery
y. 4th u. s.. was ordered over the river
st the lower pontoon with their short
range guns. and the CCnfederates open
ed on them with Parrot 2O-pounder
battery at long range. OF course Bat
terv II could not reach them, whereupon
Battery l.. 1st n. Y. Art. was sent TO
taka Itbei, Mace We went in under
fire. shells striking the pontoons as we
crossed. ana went into battery. Capt.
Reynfalds figured out the range before
we fired q shot; he always TOOK the
range before he opened his battery.
even when under fire from the enemy.
we opened on them with our six Rod
man steel rifles by battery. The sec
ond round we blew UP two timber
chests. We had the range! Orders
were 10 fire at will Well, up went an
other timber for them and they ceased
firing, They had ali they wanted our
loss was Charles Carpenter, splendid
Young fellow, killed, ard William Tur-
lev and Mfron Mathews wounded. We
were ordered back and went to the
right Pattery l. always gets left out.
Some years ago ] saw where a Penh-
sylvania battery took our place at Ce-
dar Mountain. where H2lfS feDei Dat
terry came out OK the woods and done
them up The facts in the ease are:
REYNOLDS battery CL, list y. W had
three guns on each side OF the road
where the rebs came out and oniy
about /, 900 yards from them. We open
ed on them before they had chance
TO fire a gun. In fact. they only fired
a few shots at US; their battery was
torn TO pieces / saw it the next morn
ing Now the Pennsylvania battery
came in when the fight was practically
over They did fire a few shots, and
there were other batteries on Their
right the next story is that Rattery X,
Ist n Y takes our place at Kappa
hammock Station. The facts are: They
were driven off the field, under fire, the
shells flying around them. and around
our battery as we went in TO take theil
place We did the rebel battery uI
that had done taem up. The Confed
crates got all they wanted.
Now Gen. Doubleday was with us ant
he and his staff went off TO the righ
and came back on the run and ordered
our right section to fire TO the right
He sighted the right gun and blew up {
caisson eff q battery that tried to get {
flank fire on us. Rattefy X says twas
them that did IL, Then, at Centerviile
we We're marching along the road wher
what was supposed to be company OF
cavalry came out of the woods. Gen
Gibbons ordered Capt. Reynolds u
open two guns on them. The left sec