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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
SPRINGFIELD THEATER BURNED.
Fire of Mysterious Origin Destroys
Interior of Olympic.

Springfield, ILL.,, March 23.-Fire Of
mysterious origin destroyed the in
terror of the Olympic Theater, an East
jefferson street resort. causing a loss
estimated at $4,000. The theater is
operated by the Mccain Brothers.
The flames were first discovered on
the third floor of the three-story brick
structure. On this floor was stored n
stock of furniture, owned by William
Griswold and valued at $1,000. 1t is a
total loss with IS per cent of insur-
ancc. The building, valued at $2S. 900.
was owned by II. r. Griswold 1t is
damaged to the extent Of $4,000 with
$4,000 insurance. The McCanns esti-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
Belgrade Grange.

Belgrade Grange held a very inter-
eSling meeting Saturday evening. The
question for discussion was, Resolved,
that Women Should Have the Right to
Vote" The subject was handled III
very able manner by both sides. and
much enthusiasm was manifested BY
all present.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
Fine Moving Pictures.

The present set OF moving pictures
at the Opera house are pleasing large
audiences at each showing and the list
includes some extremely clever sub
jects, such as. The Gypses' Re
venge," "a Phlegmatic Gentleman
"A Tight Fix ana An Angelic Ser
want" This set expires this evening
and tomorrow another complete change
takes place, Admission IL cents, chill
drcn ; cents. Showing from l to 6 and
! to To-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
THORNDIkE STATION.

Arthur Jackson. who was formerly
station agent ut this place, has assum-
ed the duties again.
Mr. and Mrs. Bean of Niagara. n.
Y. We're the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
T. r. Webster recently.
Miss Lizzie Bradford has gone to
Searsport 70 visit her aunt, Mrs. J. f.
Ashford.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
SOMERSET.
RIPLEY.

Fred Hanson Of Dexter has bought the
Sylvanus Lowell farm and is moving here
this week.
Mr. and Mrs John Jewett We're visit
ing relatives in Willimantic last week.
Henry Lowell of St. Adams was in
town Saturday.
The private school taught by Miss Lois
Peaks closes this week. They will have
an entertainment one evening in Grange
hall, date announced later.
The reception Of Mr. and Mrs. Philip
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
SOUTH VASSALBORO.

Mrs. w A. Getchcll returned Thurs
day from Whitcfirld. where she has
been llssing several weeks with her
daughter, Mrs. J. T.. Webb She will
visit her daughter. Mrs. +. b. White
house for while.
Miss Gladys Twitchell. teacher of
one of the HalInwell schools, is pass
ing weeks vacation with her par
cnts, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. =. Twitchcll.
Mrs G. H. Morse went to Togus
Sunday With her husband for a visit.
Mrs. ]. +. Twitchell and daughter
Gladys attended the drama at East
Nassalboro Saturday evening.
Ralph Dckcy and the Misses Mabel
Brown and Lottie Warren. students at
Oak Grove Seminary are passing the
spring vacation at their homes i'll this
place.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
Opened by singing by the Grange.
State Of Ohio, City OF Toledo.

LIICIS County,
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner Of the firm of +. j.
Cheney & Co, doing business in the City
OF Toledo, County and State aforesaid.
and that said firm will pay the sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case of Catarrh that cannot bo
cured by the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed In
my presence. sthis 9th day Of december,
A. IL. 1856
(Scal.j A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
ana acts directly on the blood ana lnlI-
cous sErfaccs Of the system. Send for
testimonials free.
f. j. CHENEY & co, Toledo o.
Sold by all druggists. 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
zion.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

c. Z. Hoxie & Co. have the contract
for some extensive improvements in
the Cony House building in The store
occupied by +. II. Jenkins, which viii
include the putting up Of a steel CELL
ing, painting and otherwise modernfz-
ing the apartment, the work upon
which will be commenced this week.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
WALDO.
THORN Dixie.

Mae II. Ashford. who has been pass
ing a number of weeks in Whitefield
and jefferson, returned home last Fri
day.
Wallace Palmer and sister, Florence,
went to Unity Friday.
The sap has started and the sugar
makers are getting ready for business.
A good run is expected.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

The Roger Williams Club will hold
Collar sale at the Winthrop street
Baptist church on Friday afternoon
and evening, March 81. Hand en-
broidered neckwear. homemade can
dies and chatting dish dainties will be
on sale In the evening a pretty en-
tertainment Of tableauX and music will
be given.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Charles f. Downing has returned
from Boston and New York, Where he
purchased a new stock of pianos. Mr..
Downing reports that owing To the
stringency in the money market he was
able to buy high-grade pianos at % to
80 per cent off the regular cost, and
he proposes to give the, public the bene-
fit of it.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Street Commissioner Mclean of the
Western district had his men at work
on Water street yesterday. giving it
the first cleaning Of the season. The
pavement was nearly bare. and what
patches of ice remained We're picked
to pieces.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

The remains of the late Frank S
Martin. whose death occurred at ALI
ston. Mass, Saturday. We're brought
to this city on train No. II Monday
afternoon. Funeral services will be
held at the home of his brother, John
II. Martin, 16 Kendall street, at
o'clock this afternoon. Rev. Brian G.
Roberts, rector of st. Marks Episcopal
church, officiating.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

l.. l.. Wellman has just completed
the work of raising the stable on the
John Hersom place on lower State
street, and will take a crew of men to
Winthrop today to move the house of
a Mr.. Hammond from the village to a
new location on the Monmouth road.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
ReadfieId GRANGE.

The regular meeting Of Readfield
Grange March II, was Anniversary
day, ard the exercises =Were of moro
than ordinary interest. In the fore
noon after the opening exercises and
transaction of business. the Third and
Fourth degrees We're conferred upon
eight candidates. After dinner and Il
social hour, the worthy master called
to order. Visitors We're present from
Winthrop and Mt. Vernon. also Sister
Fellows, State Deputy, from Sterling
Grange.
Opened by singing by the Grange.
Anniversary greeting, from Slst>. !.
G. n. Beanc was read by the worthy
lecturer. Charter members present
were called for and Brother G.. A. Rus
sell responded with interesting re-
miniscenccs of the early DAYS of the
Oranges history. Ninety one members
present responded to the roll call. scv-
cral relating q pleasing anecdote or by
original remarks. Instrumental music
by Sister Williams. Recitation, Edith
Morrow. for the good of the order. Mrs.
J-,1InwS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Capt. William #. Pollard of F'oxcroft
chief game warden in the employ of
the Commissioners of Inland Fisheries
and Game. was in town yesterday on
matters of business and was at the fish
and game department at the State
House during the day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

At the municipal court Monday morn
ing Thomas Buckley of the National
Home and Peter Cloutier Were before
the tribunal on a charge of intoXica
ton and were each fined 81 and costs
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Word has been received in the city
of the marriage of Frank NJ. Chase and
Miss Helene Roman, daughter of DR.
and Mrs. Frederick 0. Roman of
Washington, D. c., March 10.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
Albion GRANGE.

Albion Grange held its regular meet
ing Friday evening, March 20. with a
small attendance. One candidate was
instructed in the Fourth degree. 1t
was voted to send SO to the Grange
scholarship fund at Good Will Farm.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

The many friends of Miss Marie
Boardway was pleased to learn that
she has accepted a position as cashier
with Back Bay, Boston drug COM
pany.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Mrs ROXana Pike CHURCH, who died re-
Gently ut Evanston, Ill. was it is said
one of the flower girls who greeted Lat
faYttte upon his visit to Boston to attend
the LAYING of tile corner stone of the
Bunker Hill monument
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

The coming of spring is apparent in
some of the sheltered places about the
city, one of these being along the south
side Of the federal building, where the
new grass has got quite a start.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Miss Birdena Basford. stenographer
in the office Of State Auditor Charles
P. Hatch at the State House, is con-
fined to her home in Manchester by
an attack of the measles
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Friends of Norbert Dostie, who lives
on the Townsend road, will regret to
learn that he is confined to the house
by severe attack of the grip.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Among the birds the swan lives to be
the oldest, in extreme cases reaching
800 years The falcon has been known
to live over 1G2 years.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

The Murray Club will entertain thi.
afternoon at Whist in odd Fellow.
hall.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

The Ladies Circle of the Winthrop
Street Baptist church will meet at $50
this afternoon with Mrs. George Smith,
SeWall street
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
Daily kenneber Journal
LOCAL MATTERS.

Just notice the nice Strawberries at
the Augusta Fruit Cos.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Among the guests at Hotel North
Monday We're T. a. Scannell and Miss
ROsea Scannell of Bemis.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Mrs. j. T. Whitney, who has been
confined to the house for several
months, is much better.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
CAM BRIDGE.

OS@s
Deputy Sheriff John Ring is in Skow-
hogan.
Bertha Sawyer is stopping at J. l..
GooGales in the Weber district a few
weeks
John Mitchell went Tuesday to Boston
Mrs Annie Sawyer ana Mrs. ]. &.
Gould were in Dexter Monday.
The funeral Of George Bradley. son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Allen Bradley. was held
from tie baptist church Saturday. Mr..
Bradley. had been sick with tuberculosis
for the past year and had been II great
sufferer. His age was 20 years.
The nciehbors and friends of Bert For
sythe met ut his home Thursday and
split his wood pile for him. Mr.. For
sythe cut his knee and is unable to walk
around.
Mr.. and Mrs William Folsom expect
to return from Bangor this week.
Tom Morrill, ana his seven children,
who lave been i'll with whoopinS cough
are improving.
u. +. Whitney returned Saturday from
a business trip to Boston.
Mrs. Lyman Stewards mother. Mrs.
Cromwell. died Sunday night. She would
have been 30 years old her next birthday.
Funeral announced later.
Mrs. Bert Stewart is very ill.,
Fred Ring is visiting friends ana rcla-
tives in Boston ana vicinity.
J. Y. Sanders is stopping at John
Mitchell's for few days.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

The back is the handspring of
woman's organism. 1t quickly calls
attention to trouble by aching. 1t
tells, with other symptoms, such as
nervousness, headache, pains in the
loins, weight in the lower part of
the body, that a woman's feminine
organism needs immediate attention.
In such cases the one sure remedy
which speedily removes the cause,
and restores the feminine organism
to a healthy, normal condition is
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

mate their loss at $4,000, covered by
insurance
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24
Take a Peek
in Your Carrot

And the chances are that
you will find something
you have no use for but
which some one else may
want very much. Then
put an ad. in the Journal
want column and see the
result.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1908-03-24

Addition was held in Grange hall last
Wednesday evening. Both young people
have hosts of friends in town. as the
many presents testifed-a chambcrSet,
rockers, lamp, china and silverware.
A number from this town attended
town meeting at Dexter Monday.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
NO GUSHER
But Tells Facts About Postum,

1--WE have used Postum for the past
eight years" writes a Wis. lady, "and
drink it 'bree times a day. We never
tire of it.
For several years I could scarcely
eat anything on account of dyspepsia,
bloating after meals, palpitation, sick
headache-in fact was in such misery
and distress l tried living on hot water
and toast for nearly year.
Il had quit coffee, the cause OF my
trouble, and was using hot water, but
this was not nourishing.
Hearing of Postum | began drink
ing it and my ailments disappeared,
and now l can eat anything l want
without trouble.
MY parents and husband had about
the same experience. Mother would
often suffer after eating, while yet
drinking coffee. My husband was
great coffee drinker and suffered from
indigestion and headache.
AFTER he stopped coffee and began
Postum both ailments left him. He
Will not drink anything else now and
we have it three times a day. / could
write more but am no gusher-only
state plain facts"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read THE Road to
Wellville," in pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
SKIN TROUBLES CURED,
Later With BIood-Poison In Leg
Relied on Cuticura Remedies.

About twelve or fifteen years ago
/ had breaking-out, and 1t itched,
and stung so badly that l could not
have any peace because Of 1t. Three
doctors did not help me. Then I used
some Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Oint.
ment, and Cuticura Resolvent and
began to get better right away. They
cured me and have not been bothered
with the itching since. to amount to
anything. About two years ago
had la grippe and pneumonia which
left me with pain in my side. Treat.
ment ran it into my leg, which then
swelled and began to break out. The
doctor was afraid it would turn to
blood-poison. / used his medicine
but 1t did no good, then / used the
Cuticura Remedies three times and
cured the breaking-out on my leg. ]. =.
Hennen, Milan, Mo-, May 13. 1907"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
NAME WAS A COMPROMISE.
explanation Of Remarkable coano.
men Of Nevada Town,

A Nevada man having extensive
mining claims in the goldfeld region
tells OF lucky strike that was made
last year near Carson City, a strike
that proved to be OF such promise that
a goodly sized camp Immediately
sprang up around It.
The two principal mine owners
were, respectively, an Irishman and
Jew, and as compliment to these
leading citizens the camp decided to
leave to them the bestowal OF q suit
able name upon the new community.
There followed many conferences
between the two, none OF which result
ed In an agreement. The Irishman
stood out for a name that would sug-
gest his native isle, while the Jew was
Just as insistent, on his part. for .
name that should be suggestive OF the
chosen people. This deadlock con-
tinued 80 long that the rest OF the
camp grew restless, and finally insist.
ed that there should be compromise.
So the new camp was called "Tipperu.
salem."-Lippincott's.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
Was Used to X.

On very hot Sunday morning
James was required to accompany his
father to church.
That was contrary to his inclina.
ton.
Father" said he, why need peo-
pie go to church when 1t is so hot?"
MY son." his father replied. Satan
Is around as much in hot weather a.
at any time"
oh" said the boy, "but Satan does
not mind hot weather."
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
Two to ono; bar one.
Gave II to Them Straight.

AT a heavy transfer point on Sixth
avenue, says letter to the New York
Times, few seats being vacant on a
cd under the arm of a stout woman
and pumped himself down in the seat
she was about to occupy. Glaring,
she hurled at him: IF l wasn't a per-
feet lady Id swat you one on the
mouth" Another young man arose,
raised his hat, and begged her to sit
down. When seated she beamed upon
aim end said: "Sir, you're gentle.
man; them others is hogs"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense OF smeD
and completely derange the whole system whsa
entering IL through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except on prescriD-
tions from reputable physicians. the damage they
viii do Is ten fold 10 the good you possibly de-
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure. Manufactured
by +. j. Cheney Co.. Toledo. o.. contains no mer-
curry. and Is taken internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system. In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. II Is taken internally and made In Tolsd0.
Ohio. by i. j. Cheney Co. Testimonials free.
sold by Druggists Price. 75c per bottle.
Take uall's Family Pills for consultation
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
Temporarily Indisposed.

One of the workers in a Chinese
mission in Philadelphia became in.
terested in two Cinnamon who, she
found, owned a flourishing laundry
business in her own home neighbor.
hood. She looked in once in awhile
to see how things were going with
them, and one morning found Sam
smiling and cheerful, as usual, but
John was missing.
Where is John this morning." she
asked.
oh" answered Sam amiably,
"Chlistian gentleman hit him in the
head with blick, and he all same In
bosplital"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
Difficult Advice.

"In your campaign speeches." said
the idealist, "and in your private con-
versation, too. you must tell people
only the simple and direct truth"
DO you know" returned the candi.
date thoughtfully, II don't believe peo-
pie would vote for a man who seemed
as ill-natured as all Washing.
ton Star.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
Corn Relish.

To one dozen ears Of corn add six
red sweet peppers, one head Of cab.
bage, two tablespoons of salt, three
large cups of brown sugar, two quarts
of vinegar and half pound of dry mus.
tard. Cut corn from cob, add cabbage
and peppers chopped, and sugar, salt,
mustard and vinegar. Boil 20 minutes
Seal carefully.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
THE FALL CLEANING
THINGS 1T WILL BE HANDY FOR
you TO KNOW.
Easy Ways Of Doing Renovating and
Cleaning-Timely Hints for
the Good House.
keeper.


1t is half in knowing how to do
thing. One of the trials Of domestic
life is the housecleaning, but that
strenuous season may be made less
burden by putting brains as well as
Drawn into the work. For this rea-
son we submit the following varied
assortment of hints, that those who
run may read and reading may obtain
the blessing from the possession of
knowledge wisely used:
Carpets should be beaten on the
wrong side first and then more gently
On the right. Never put a carpet down
on a damp floor, for this often re.
suits in the carpet becoming mil.
dewed.
Kerosene will remove tar varnish,
and other like substance from the
hands and will also cleanse varnish
brushes. A bit Of flannel dipped in the
oil will usually be sufficient to clean
the hands.
a little very fine salt rubbed upon
stained china will remove spots and
''iNo w l'i anu OlHtl lluuluS.
Verdigris on metal can be quickly
removed by rubbing with a soft rag
dipped in liquid ammonia.
Many piece of old haircloth furni.
ture can be made most attractive II
covered with pretty chintz or ere.
tonne. With these coverings one can
have hangings to match. Nothing adds
more to room than its draperies.
To dry lace curtains without a
stretcher wind quilting frames with
muslin. Pin each point of the curtains
evenly to the muslin; two or three
may be put on at once, one over the
other. Dry in the open air or indoors
in warm room
Never paper a wall that is inclined
to be damp without first making it i'm.
pervious to moisture by applying a var
nish of one part shellac to two OF
naphtha. The disagreeable odor will
soon disappear and, after papering,
there will be no more trouble from
moisture stains.
When washing lace never rinse 1t in
piuO NulSi, WITH lHC lued Vi llllpIONlHS
its color. Real lace should be finally
rinsed in skim milk, which will give
it soft, creamy color.
II the covers of the kitchen range
get red and will not blacken, try rub
bing on lemon juice first, then blacken
the usual way.
When ants gather on your pantry
shelves, make a pie-crust dough, using
lard for shortening; bake in the oven,
and when done lay in pieces on the
shelves, and in few days there will
not be an ant around.
In darning curtains if the rent Is
large take a piece Of an old curtain
and patch the hole with it and the
damage will scarcely be noticed.
Clean enameled bath tubs and mar.
Bile wash bowls with kerosene, then
rinse thoroughly with strong soapsuds
20 remove the odor Of the kerosene.
Organdies, chambrays and fine
,ambrics may be washed without dan.
ger of fading if they be washed first
n clear water in which a cupful OF
very coarse salt has been dissolved.
Soap and powdered chalk mixed and |
'ubbed on mildew spots, will remove
hem. To expedite matters let the |
spotted article lie in the sun for a
ew hours, damping it again as 1t
lries.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09

to trouble me so Sc.
verely that at last l
had TO give up. l
took to my bed and
stayed there four
months, suffering in
tense pain, dizziness,
headache and in
flammation of the
bladder. r h ug h
without hope, / be.
gan using Doan's
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
! (

An itching trouble is not necessarily
a dangerous one, but certainly most
disagreeable afliction. No matter the
name, If you itch-it cures you. Hunts
Cure is 1T" Absolutely guaranteed
TO cure any form of itching known.
First application relieves.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1908-10-09
NOT DOLLARS, BUT EGGS.

First Thespian-When / was play
ing in Kansas City and getting my
200 a night
Second Ditto - Hold on, there,
Monty; make that five!
First Thespian-No, Jack; upon my
honor-2O0 a night regular. Eggs are
cheap there.