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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31

James n Palmer VAS today ap.
pointed referee 90 consider the ~.
port which viii be- advanced IN the
action Instituted by " W Whipple.
to recover on specific performance
an alleged share IN property on
tako Washington valued At $500.
600
The action came np tpgore Judge
Yakey Ia the chambers OF the IA.
perl0r court and motion Of the
defendants. the American Invest.
ment a Improvement Co aud u A..
I.ee. to diamiua the action. was over
yuled
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Finally she entered suit for ~
voree. While it saf pending Brady
found q neN boarding house
Death Of her husband luicffeacd
and the divorce Mas not necessary
Then Brady attempted 70 break of
hts relations with her
Ear two years she bad endeaFored
10 induce him "a marry her. first
with pleading. later b. threats
Brady laughed and avoided her
Tier friends Say that for months she
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SACRED cssTArA

"A Star Of Promise. ! -
cantnta. vii be giesn i1alfz
the Holy Trinity English fa.ln
church. Eleventh. A. x1f r
Olive 81. under The snspo<1 II
Lutheran league. The ezzifx q
b. given under the dlrrctim n
sehutf.
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SUICIDES

tnf United peess.l
Los ANGELES. Cal. Jan. 81 -
Thomas Jeftriea. an old employee OF
the -Laeky" baldwin racing estab.
llahmens. committed suicide late
yesterday Al Arcadia race track BY
opening an artery sn hts wrist and
then slAehIng his threat Ilin body
VAS found Ia the rear Of the Hnnifa
hotel leiffies had been IN the eus.
pluY Of baldwin TOT 50 irAra and
was we'll known BY hofemru all
over the cnuntrY. Failure Of the
horse on ~hich h bad placed a bot
Il the supposed cause 81 lcfffica
suicide
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SULTAN'S FAV0RITE SON
FLEES FOR LIFE
10y United Press.,

CONSTANTlNoPLE. Jan a.
While he was being massaged FOR
rheumatism. the home of iseot
Pasha. the sultans favoritc son.
who IL the real ruler OF the Turk.
ish empire caught fire and he was
forced to flee for his life. clad
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DAMAGED BY SEWER.

a s Burr appeared before the
sewer committee OF the city coun.
ell yesterday asking for damages
for land slide caused on his prop.
erty by the breaking Of a sewer
and water main The damaged
property is located on summit av.
between Prospect and Belmont avs
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MILLS To
RESUME

CHICAGO. Jan. 3i-Piate mills
Nos. and OF the Illinois Steel
company's plant at South Chicago.
after being closed for repairs will
reopen Monday, giving employment
TO 1900 men. Other departments
that have been closed will open. Il
is said. within week.
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u. S. Navy Yard

Take a trip on the Sound and
visit the T. $. navy yard. see the
Oregon. Wisconsin and
Nebraska. the cruisers Buffalo and
the training ship Philadelphia. the
mammoth dry docks. torpedo boats
and prison ship Nipsle. Boats leave
Pier 3. foot Of Yesler way. 5 times
daily Round trip. soc. 'ss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-01-31

Merry wldou waltf i,s;
cat Sweetest. Best iss;
You. iEe. THE smiien ~
81 the Robin. ise. ~nvvn :
ward waitsss. ise sssn.
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for the sammss" fss
waltzss lss. -shseish
the Bench Meath tbs o.
rree isc. sameheas's ss1s
iso. .she sleeps Nssih -
Tall pipsa" tses Tn - - Il
About Mary. ise: sae@
CLOSER isc. Dear GA h
california lse. sis-ski''a
when love cemez ~ ~
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sn.s.ee sam. ixs. NJ
rimefs 'spfafhef NcaA So
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CLINf'S PIANO ~I
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A small fire IN Che Brown ~
Cutting company Liant 4 q
Queen Anne ~ yesief1e -
noon caused = loss eslinslx {
$3.50.
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rms STAR LoAS co. ua.ti cellie.
q ne nee I a. s sslsss - s,sss bssss.ssss
nfHThfHfsf engineer or snptaHs eeh 90
tsin Eaansy u as "a HE nats ~thse'
security
Naasy aassness sslsfisa Psepis tsss.i
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rrinstnai cities reiuan 81 NetA
eelldins -.
sAtsANY teANH
fftE CRESCENT loan fnArANf
fii MAhioS RtitnfNa
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mana IT, cheer rates ses ~ $500
tfeaH Gu. t1s fsaaiss Savings hss@
10 lean Private aaausy At ia~ fsss "a
intsfssf psnss Mrhiharn. fet sst Asas
SALARY iasns ts~esi rate. sess
ttfeaa CnnfiaengisE y A Nsntons -
reealas nanA Hlas
f.asas an fafunufs Aefsss 80 wfa
tasta nafm ~ Nsu fqfh HaA< as.e
BANKS.
ruE cANAntAs nANk or
COMMERCE
Hatatts~sa tttrs
Head ufusa fafanto, canafA
pssf lee AFanfs efflsse Ia fsnsda
and me ransa sfAfss A sfezi tAnksne
hsalHsas tfaasasssa tatsrs~t allowed "a
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81 zsfrssr.aaaaais 81 pfiaagrsi elites -
me enitsd aaAtsa All EafsFe
RIAL ESTATE DEALERS.
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PHYSICIANS.
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salts SO El.sl n.fs. ilei eszsaa a.
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fasa-s sais SO. I'D iiss e ,ss -
PATENT ATTORNEYS.
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sc ssN' sii-s csislsa nls~t
osrEopArHY.
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IN nOLr. ost~ep7ihy sisetrisisr. y.
brzaHsa iiskt cure Is treeturrta as
Z f.seassItatiam free sci Peoples nana
nids sna saa Psss Mails .sst 81
D
pVEINo AND CLEANING.
-.
n gsa ~aai = ssliAtis ays wsvts rlaf
40 Aain ittf ~ a Ft1 l1eHn Cttf tAYs
Werks tit NniRn - Ill
PATENTS.
I
Z Inventions dew iensd and perfect 81
I ftaa# Yea &c ide1f n may ~ Nnfth
III saa ~ mere f4ss "a help TuH Thai
Z ls ear business hsisan Metal HHsaaat
Z ties CO. les Flrst a.. I'll
Il
PHOTOGRAPHERS SUPPLIES.
Iraaa=7H7a-sasssa-s
Anderson supply Go. III chsfry -.
{ Seattle III
(
FARMS AND ACREAGE.
| 49,
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BULGARIAN CADETS
VISIT SEATTLE

Pacific grain elevators and other
places
Al the Chamber Of Commerce
great interest Vas displayed over
the plies 81 advertising matter.
much Of which vas carried away.
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TEA.

We don't grudss
money; we want y" !
have it, if you dom
your tea: for we wa" !
to like your tea.
Your grocer returns ~ !
If Won don't like Selil'''s
We pay him.
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Private Hotel and
Boarding House
in Tacoma
Is SO Wi huy shs hess Hsapaslllsh -
tis Eisa - she tiff fiaisf Hsilt.
iHH - ~ rapHes ana dihlaE ft=tIa
kHehrn ana tsihs cumHleteis
go ss''h s 81 n ..s "a. 2 a., -
NAi - fFs tasiHese al isHEated
q - 20 steady HHsfIffss ana
al Eaah uaFefs trffna hair
raah. nalahHs per rrnt
nBNsruN ifgAfH CO.
sal naraifs mag rseaaaa wash
rhGnes Msla ifs ziff
I1ea fFee CASH
s.fpcm nee cottage farnitsfs ened
80 y, s1siss enc sias ' fssu ts 80
atty car. sies afss lakes Aaa ntqanfains
nKsAos 4 CARLSON.
ST. Nsftsn u5as
Phones Nsin si7t. lad tsfs
CHAP cMcRr~ rsnrA, .rso'n
hosss. its iayinE hsss ee~s tarss
ssssn. -. 2 p uilllnas.s .ai..msn. Is
Times bieek. isdar II
SNAP roen cottage. eornsT ~.
esfnsnt usiEs and ali street Improve
faFufs N sad paid ems biofk 81 1asksrIn
ear 81 zee haH cash rent u house
vii Eay eaisnrs a~e ownaf. sstt Lane
q. East fzte
ts.feosa tsdsius house. fins lerasiou'
s Fss .anls ~ s" q, rlss = no s@s 5ss'
Phone = aatl I'll
CHOICE HOME sTTEs
Fine aaartsr.aefs tracts from tzta -
ttea--the ft99 ones are All cleared and
ia fruit. close e graded school. sis~.
r . \. "a ss.s Pss e g., sass sFsss
70 v NICHOLS. 60 rnian mosk --p
TuE BEST nuY AT WOODLAND
PARK
room house ioi fesfas. corner. fine
view I've hiacka T. car ttsee. terms
Here T. fine little home. fins loca
ten. good visH. and esay terms ffI0e
fts9 cash Terms On balance Three
rooms. bath rpaH and basement NJ
-. ? - -, 800 -
Partner wanted -uooa pains hnsI-
nsss. small capital required. stpefisace
ahHscsssarf Aprlf aot Pike -, Room
z19. Phone T. stfAs a-1Iaf
Mew Hsfenm modern hauas, afi walls
tinted. HoHd View. two tfoska - car.
81 TOO ftae raHh. terms On balance
New esraufn modern house receipt fuu
hail, wallis tinted. fine ttsH. two hlog ~
% Woodland Park a. zee
ROWE. ftssldruea SIS sIsf 81 North
Phone y asf.
Sew modern tHfaam hausa. tots
very forced sale. easy terms Alter.
Main 1888 IA
Niee iifiis cottage on sfsf AZ fust
north ~ Madison a.. lut tNNfNe ffIrc
5000 see cash al improvements in
II " onu co Inc
1915 Alaska BIDS
grocery store. doing nice huainesa
the lucatiHH g. Hnftn the money that
j. asked. 500, nice stock fine location
aes Flha Ht Room 40. T. afat. LII
QUEEN ANNE COTTAGE
- 700 for 1.faaHn cottage and lot sos
tHH. on Queen Anne guaH
WfNHiffp HHua
900 Calfunu HIda
Houses Tor sale on EASY terms
Houses for saia on easy payments
same aa rent
g EggLnH sisa Skr
Min Gi4a .-1=aI-g-I
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Grand Free Excursion
Sunday

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hAas : eaHzs ~ fHaEH anu HHfae aaHHna
fffuft rtEE7slfe EHFs AHs a4s1st ~ tnrni
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SOCIETY soNcEs.
SPECIAL NOTICES

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fa-ru1fu i1dsius house fine iarasiou.
god fufaffarp. good lease and fsnt
Reasonable 1ot ffks 81 uoam are
Phone T. H411 al Z
The Yale expositor., 1908-05-15
Throws Her Baby Overheard.

we're those aboard the Statendam who
were uncertain that the child was dead
when consigned to the waters. The
excited passengers ran hither and
thither in their quarters, volubly ex-
planning to one another and the moth
er that the child must be buried in the
sea without delay. The commotion
became so great that several of the
officers went below to attempt to re-
store quiet. This was In a measure
accomplished, but later an uproar
arose and investigation showed that
Mrs. Byzlik had rushed to the upper
deck with the child in her arms and
tossed her baby into the sea.
No one outside the actors in the
tragedy knows what happened down in
the steerage of the Statendam after
the mother was notified that she
would have to get rid of her baby. But
close to midnight, an officer on the
main deck saw about so of the steer
age passengers congregated around
the rail aft. He saw some small object
tossed out into the water and heard a
shrill cry of agony. Then he saw the
dark figures file back into the steer
age.
Several passengers who saw the
child after midnight are OF the belief
that she was dead, yet this has not
been satisfactorily shown to the off,
GERS of the vessel or to the authorities
of the immigration bureau. and an in
vestigation will be made to determine
the mothers responsibility.
Immediately following the action of
the mother officers took the woman in
charge and passed her over to the fed
eral authorities at Ellis island, with a
report on the case. At present she is
said to be in a mental condition bor-
dering on collapse.
The Yale expositor., 1908-05-15
WILD RACE WITH DEATH.
Engineer Makes Great Run with Dy.
ing Child in Arm.

Philadelphia-As fast as he ever
went to any fire, District Engin 'er
John Smith of Engine company No. l,
Nineteenth and South streets, drove
his carriage from Fifteenth and Chris
tian streets, to the Howard hospital to
save the life OF a four-year-old girl
whom he held with one arm while he
clutched the reins with the other
hand. Changing along Broad street as
fast as his horse could gallop, the en-
gineer made a record-breaking run,
but all his efforts were in vain, for the
child died soon after her admission
to the hospital.
The little girl was Rosalie. daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. John McTague,
and she had been severely burned in
a fire at her parents home on Chris
tian street How the fire originated is
unknown, but 1t is supposed that
Rosalie and her twin sister, Marie,
were playing with matches in their
bed in the second story back room.
Mrs. McTague was startled by Marie,
who ran downstairs to the kitchen to
inform her mother that the bed was
on fire. The frantic mother rushed
upstairs and discovered Rosalie lying
on the burning bed, her clothing
ablaze. Hastily snatching up rug
she smothered the blaze and called her
husband. Both mother and father
were badly burned.
Meanwhile, an alarm had been
turned in, and the engines arrived just
as the little girl was being carried out
of the house. Engineer Smith saw her
critical condition and without waiting
to call for a patrol or ambulance, bun
died the child into his carriage and
drove to the hospital. Mr.. and Mrs.
McTague followed in the automobile
of DIR. Mclean. The fire was quickly
extinguished, with a loss of $3.50.
The Yale expositor., 1908-05-15

like this. You would have me tried
for heresy"
Brother, whore one man is tried
for heresy 20 are dropped for mar
rowness. Put that in your pipe and
smoke 1t a while"
II don't smoke, sir"
"But you would have everybody else
smoke. Did you see that little girl
clinging to her mother? IL will take
out of her mind. And maybe by the
time that one is wiped out you'll be
ready with another one; and when she
grows up and glances about her in
the light of pure truth she will look
back and pity your ignorance"
"Jucklin, know one man whom the
devil is waiting for"
"Accordin' to your story he's wait
In for every man."
But he is waiting for one in par
ticular."
"If you mean me let me correct you
little. He can't get me, for / be-
lieve the Saviour when he said he died
to save sinners"
"You do not believe the Saviour;
you have denied him."
mo, brother, have denied you
and the devil. Now let me tell you
what to do: Come over TO my house
] and get some of the books that my
son has sent to me. They'll do you
good
Tracts issued by Satan, and you'll
find it out one Of these days. Juck-
lin, thought you wanted to talk about
the welfare of your soul, and here
you are scofing at the Gospel"
"Oh, no, I'm not scoffin' at love; and
the Gospel Is love-the sweetest mes
sage of love that was ever breathed
upon a helpless world. And It seems
strange that at this late day some Of
you haven't found II out. l believe
hearn you say once that the printing
press was keepin' folks from goin' to
church, and you called Il the agent of
the devil. You didn't stop to rsoollect
that unless the Bible had been printed
you never would have had one. But
go ahead, preachin' your doctrine Of
1 holC hhu bhC hinb Jsu hhVW
you'll be out of job. You can't con
vince a thinkin' man that the world
which is Just as much Gods now as
II ever was--is worse OF than IL used
to be- There are more flowers today
than the world ever saw before. There
are more human hearts and therefore
more human love. God-wisdou--is
comm closer; and the devil-igno-
rance-is goin' further away. You
frown at empty benches, but after q
while you won't have even n bench.
And about that time you'll see happy
people comm out OF a new church
That's about all I've got to say"
"Jucklin, you are going TO hell"
We'll, not before I get a bite TO
eat, hope. Good-day."
| Copyright, by Opie Ready
The Yale expositor., 1908-05-15
Eat, Live load TO Win Waoer.

Alton, Ill.-"He eats 'em alive" was
the greeting Cadet Sapp received when
he stepped up to the plate In base
ball game at the Western Military
academy the other day.
Some of the college boys were max
ing impossible wagers when some one
suggested eating hoptoad alive.
"It cont be done" declared a Mis-.
sourian. Sapp, from Kansas, thought
he could eat one.
"Bet you five dollars you can't"
Done! Put up your money"
The crowd went searching in the
rear of the lot until a cadet jubilantly
held up a hoptoad. Sapp took his
medicine and collected. Then the
nearest doctor of medicine was called.
He administered remedies. Sapp was
able to get up two days later and play
ball
The Yale expositor., 1908-05-15
MOTHER THROWS
BABE OVERHEARD
DRIVEN BY suPERsTlTIoUs PAS
sENoERs, WOMAN HuRLs
CHILD INTO SEA.
CHILD WAS APPARENTLY DEAD
Ignorant immigrants Thought Ship
Would Sink II She Were Kept
Aboard-lnfant Believed in
Comatose Condition.

New York.-During the height of
gale that ragged throughout the entire
westward trip of the Statendam, which
left Rotterdam for New York recently.
Mrs. Bertha Byzlik, temporarily made
insane by reason of the supposed
death of her baby daughter, tossed the
infant into the ocean at the demand
of her fellow passengers. She is now
held a prisoner at Ellis island until
her mental state shall have been deter
mined.
Mrs. Byzlik, with her two children,
Elsa, aged one year, and Bella, aged
three years, came here to rejoin her
husband, who had left her in Russia.
Gales marked the passage OF the
Statendam continuously, and the baby,
Elsa, became violently i'll, apparently
with commissions.
DR.. Kelley, the ships surgeon, was
not called to attend the case and knew
nothing of the illness of the child
until ii had been reported that she had
been thrown into the sea. The steer
age passengers, supposing that the
baby had died, became excited their
superstitious minds Immediately as
sociating such an incident with the
continuous storm on the ocean. They
followed up their conclusions to this
effect with a demand on Mrs. Byzlik
that she bury the baby in the sea.
Crazed by grief and fear similar
to that which actuated her fellow pas
sengers, the frantic mother yet sought
to keep her child with her until she
reached America and met her hus-
band. This determination on her
part only added to the excitement Of
the ignorant element in the steerage,
who insisted that the baby was the
cause of the storm, to allay which 1t
was necessary that she be cast into
the sea.
AS nearly as can be ascertained the
baby became unconscious after an ill
ness of only two hours, but there
The Yale expositor., 1908-05-15

on a schedule, the modern steam
car and it's brothers the electric car
and the gasoline motor run at full
speed under no schedule. and they run
where children most do congregate.
And so used do we become to dan
gers that we mothers-I speak as
man-sit at our bedroom windows
and calmly continue our sewing as
we watch Willy elude a machine run
calmly step aside to allow the pas
sage of a road-devouring monster,
painted red and "chugging" In a
manner unknown to our fathers, who
did not even know what "chugging"
was.
Now, when air-ships are common
and they begin to fall from the sky,
as they most certainly will in the
hands of inexperienced aeronauts,
the careful mother will at first make
her children play in the house or in
some protected playground, but after
awhile she will realize that this world
is meant to be lived in, danger or no
danger, and she will merely say:
willy, II you hear a strange noise
overhead look up and dodge or l
can't let you play out of doors"
And in learning to dodge a falling
airship and at the same time keep
out of the path of hurting motor.
car, the children of the future will
get to be so nimble that the race as
whole will be improved. 1t will be
fast race, In fact.
Which shows that everything is
for the best.
Copyright, by James Pott & Coz
Fidelity Is seven-tenths Of business
success Parton.
The Yale expositor., 1908-05-15
WHAT IS WASHINGTON PIE7
Difference Of Opinion as to What
Really Constitutes II.

Almost every one has heard of
Washington pie, but there seems to be
no agreement OF opinion as to what
member of the pie family rightly bears
the name of the Father of His Coun-
try.
Washington pie?" says the man
from way Down East" which is be-
yond Boston, repeating your question.
why, sure, I know 1t. There are
three layers OF spongy cake. with two
layers of jelly or strawberry pre-
serves In between and white frosting
on the top. It's bully, too, and I
wish I could get 1t here"
"But that's not Washington pie" in
terrupts the woman from the west.
that's simply layer cake. Washington
pie, though, is something like cake.
But there are only two la: srs of
cake, and In between is a creamy fll-
ing made of eggs and milk and sugar
and little fiavoring. And you put
powdered sugar on the top"
That's Boston cream pie" chorus
two persons from Boston itself, who
speak with the assurance that betrayJ
their habitat. And what's more, we
never heard of Washington pie. Do
you think II fitting to name pie
after an important historical figurer
"Tve been making Washington pie
for years." interposes mildly wom-
an who lives in Brooklyn and isn't
ashamed of It, "and my Washington
pie is a pie and not a cake. l grind
apples into a pulp and mix the pulp
with sherry, and use that as a filling
for an ordinary open face pie. The
completed article looks much like
pumpkin pie, and it's the toothsomest
thing know"
Now what is Washington pie7
The Yale expositor., 1908-05-15
UNDERTAkERS DANCE
ABOUT A CADAVER
FUNERAL DIRECTORS WIND UP
ANNUAL CONVENTION WITH
oREWsoME ORGY.

Sioux City, Ia.-Dancing a wild orgy
around the PROSTATE form of a naked
cadaver, party of high-spirited un-
dertakers brought the twenty-eighth
annual convention of the Iowa Funeral
Directors association to a close in the
early morning hours with scenes Of
wild-eyed revelry.
A convivial spirit, noticing a corpse
which had been used in the demonstra-
tions, proposed that the stiff" should
take part in the festivities. In an in
slant various members of the crowd
contributed portions of their raiment
and soon the body was dressed,
The Yale expositor., 1908-05-15

of you. This will not be hard, as
they already feel they are-that is,
If they are good Americans. If they
are Chinese they are becomingly
humble and think that the sun rises
and sets in you and your husband
But it is safe to say that your chill
dren are not Chinese. They want
to move on a higher social plane
than you moved, and on a much high
er plane than their father moves.
And when they have reached what
they have striven for, just use them
to pull you and your husband up and
the end of your family will be some
Blue Book.
To-. aDohifinn