The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1908-04-17

again the moment 4 competitor In phil
lanthropy steps h Andrew Carnegie b
going to throw up his job. and the beef
trust = sure tetetse prices. Let the
old mountains alnne and give more At
tention toy0ux hack yarlss-Profeasor
ewayxee q Harvard.
BY John. but IT'S scheme to beat
the band! How did you ever think Of
NJ Yes, sir: dump those mountains
into the holes aud valleys and send to
Italy for three or four million Of Its
population and let 'em all 90 in for
raising peanuts and bananas. In time
those things would no longer be lux
uries and out Of my reach. You have
solved the problem for the poor men
q this country.-John D.
No. sir! No sir! Let the mountains
remain right where they are. To go
at It and destroy all the spots In the
United States where soap manufac-
turer can advertise his wares would
make desert Of continent and re-
t1rd the cause Of education lOOO0
years. YOo are . villain fUe suggest
ing such q thing. sir-an unhunx VT
lain!-Professor MeIish Of YnIe.
We have given your scheme some
thought. but can't make up our minds
Il yet, Why no&.sbe more explicit
Why not make an estimate Of whal
here II In It for US? In your estimat
ing estimate that we should have Il
buy up part Of congress and ut ieas
ave stnte legislatures. DO they know
anything about 'sN'here did you get +
out westr' Awaiting your early reply
We remain. Graft. & Gobhle. contract
0rs.
0dett Dessn't Favor Il.
For heavens sake don't appeal to mi
nor try to draw me into any new
scheme. Go to grass with your oil
mountains! Things have got SO nike
up in this state that it will take m
two years Mt least to find out where
am ut Why in blazes can't you lie
things alone at time like this ?-Odell
How much II there In It for mel
Senator Blank - $780,.
II there's a whole page Of advertiser
IN It for MS for six months at regula
rates. count On our support. II not. "
are agfn It and will heat the game
CnlRfnrnka A6vns-tfSne
I can't favor your scheme because
hare a better one. Instead Of gradin
the mountains down why not lift tn
whole Of the United States up to thel
level and thus reach . higher plane Z
q natio07 Don't try to hog my idei
now. for have It patented.-J. II. II
Grandson Of Thomas jefferson.
There's something In It. At nrst "
smiled in derision, but after readin
your letter q second time We becam
satisfied that you had the interests q
the country at heaFt. III. the govern
ment takes the scheme up. which
doubtless will. you ~ the originate
| WIN have Z good dea1 to say about ]
Please speak for job for u& Let
be m inside job At about SO per. wit
more per on the outside. We are quit
willing 10 djvvy with yea. bat shouldn
want any scandal to arise. as we al
supposed to be strictly honest and hav
| = family 0f thirteen children to look 9
Us accusingly in case We are caugt
with the goods on us. Keep us postet
Mr. Hellso. and We Will do our best
aid you. We are now making ont II.
Of legislators who can be bought Il
from $50 up and will have It llnfshe
in a few days. Remember, nm fnsid
job and SO per; also please arrane
that my accounts are not to be audite,
That auditing nonsense has spoile
many a good thing. This ID al at pre-
ent With love, Nevada Times.
d. QUAD.