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The state herald., 1908-02-21
DIplomats, Doctors and ooo,rInaIre,.

Diplomats, Doctors and Deetrinalres,
There were two diplomats In the
house gallery In Washington the other
day, and AS they went out one said
10 he other. quite apropos Of nothing.
MY dear colleague. do you rcmcm.
Der what Noltairc doctors are
people who pour drugs, Of which they
knoN little, into body Of which thcy
know lcaHT"
Hia companion laughed. DO you
remember" ne asked what a coun.
trymnu Of Noltnlroa. very dlstln.
gulshcd physician, said TO a patient
who had a slight attack nf indigestion.
and wna convinced that he was dying
of honrt discasrs=i haven't as vet
mad" tho diagnosis. but do not alarm
yourself needlcrsly. for We will hu
able 10 discover everything nt tho au.
topHy'"
Then they both laughed. They had
been listening 10 a man oxpoundins
n schomr for currency reform
llarpor6 Weekly.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
Beware Of Ointments for CafxfrI'
that Contain Mercury,

a mercury will surely destroy tho sense OF smell
and completely derAhge th. whole system when
entering g through tho mucous surfaces Such
articles should never he used except on pfescrip
tiuns frum reputable physicians, the damage they
VIII Do Il ten told to the good you can pusrbly de
rtye frum them. Halls CAtarfh Cufr, Manufactured
by Y. J. Cheney Co, Toledo, o., contains no mnf'
eurys and II taken Internally. aciug directly uppu
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In
buying Hans GAtATth cure he sure you yet the
genuine. II 4 taken Internally and made in Toledo,
ohi0, - y cheney A Go, Testimonials froe.
at'2 " Druggists, Price. ide. per bottle
Take Hairs Family Pms for eohtupAtion.
The state herald., 1908-02-21

The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great i'm.
portance Defiance Starch. being free
from all injurious chemicals. is the
only one which is safe TO use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as a stifren.
er makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary. with the result of
perfect finish. equal TO that when the
goods were new.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
Couldn't Set Her Back,

American ladies', when in England,
are the occasion of many jokes, good,
bad and Indifferent. Here is a recent
one, which has for its scene the mag
nificence of Windsor castle.
Fair American-Butler, any chance
to get glimpse of the queen?'
Gentleman Address--I am not the
butler | am the prince Of Wales"
Fair American-Iiow lucky. Is
your mother in?-Human Life.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
IL Was a Stane Brand

Gertrude, aged four. had been TO the
matinee. Later she tried to describe
the play TO grown.up friend
They drank wine," said Gertrude,
"and then they all went out"
Well" said the friend. expectantly,
"and what happened next?"
Gertrude worked her small brain
hard.
81 guess she said, they spit it
out"
The state herald., 1908-02-21

Starch, like everything else, is be.
fng constantly improved. the patent
Starches put on the market % years
ago are very different and inferior to
est discovery-Detiance Starch-all in
furious chemicals are omitted. while
the addition of another ingredient, in
vented by MS, gives to the Starch n
strength and smoothness never ap-
preached by other brands.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
Obstacle to Society Fad,

Society" says the Lady's Pictorial,
"is looking for a novel form of enter.
tainment. Let hostesses issue invita-.
tions bearing the request that every
lady shall bring her pet aversion" The
only obstacle we see in regard to our
contemporaries proposal is that so
many ladies' would have n difficulty
in getting their husbands to come
along.-Punch.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
Irrefutable Tramp Evidence.

Tramp understand that pocket
book. containing $4,000 has been
found on the street and you got II
here. lost IT,"
Police Justice-What proof have
you got that you lost IL?
Tramp-This big hole in my pocket.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
At the Church Fair.

lie paused at the booth where the
prettlest girls were In charge.
They greeted him with winning
smiles.
Can you change ten?" he anI.
iously inquired
We have no change" they chorused.
And | have no ten he reluctantly
murmnred
Then he moved away.
The state herald., 1908-02-21

Give Defiance Starch a fair trial
try it for botn hot and cold starchinE.
and If you don't think you do better
work. in less time and at smaller cost,
return 1t and your grocer will give you
back your money
The state herald., 1908-02-21

With smooth iron and Defiance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist Just as well at home as the
steam laundry can; it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and it will be a positive pleasure to
use a Starch that does not stick to the
iron.
The state herald., 1908-02-21

This llfe h full Of gladnesF. and
mnyhap Il Is the gateway To another;
and 20 live well here IL surely the
best preparation for a life to come
Mackay,
The state herald., 1908-02-21

On every occasion that leads thee to
vexation apply this principle-that
though this is a misfortune. to bear 1t
nobly is good fortune.-Marcus Au.
relius.
The state herald., 1908-02-21

II has done me good to be some
what parched by the heat and
drenched by the rain OF lifelong.
fellow.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
His EIevatlnn occupatlon.

You ought to be satisfied Though
a poet, you never starved in a garret."
mo; but getting the job of running
the elevator was all that saved me-
The state herald., 1908-02-21
SAFE TIP.

Willie - Say,
dad, I'll bet you
there won't be
any more plaster
falling off the
ceiling under the
nursery.
d a d - w h y,
Billy?
Willie - Cause
they amt no more
left. We bumped
it all off yester-
day.
The state herald., 1908-02-21

ioN'l ,'''''.'s ......s...s NI.uu
Above is sufficient seed 10 grow 30 bu.
of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril-.
liant flowers and all is mailed to YOU
POSTPAID FOR l2c,
or i you send lGc. we will add package
OF Berllner Earliest Cauliiower. John \
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. X. & w.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
4erown's sronchIsI rrocheso

cure Coughs and give grateful relief
TO sufferers from Bronchitis. Asthma
and Catarrh. Free from opiates.
The state herald., 1908-02-21

Wouldn't you like to Try Natures mild
laxative, Garfield Tear Headache Pow.
drrs and Digestive Tablets nl-o upon rrs
gurst, send postcard TO Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn, y. y,
The state herald., 1908-02-21
Where the Trouble Is.

A Washington physician announces
that grip is catching. 1t is worse than
that. II Is sticking.
The state herald., 1908-02-21

The day OF fortune is like a harvest
day. We must be busy when the corn
is ripe-Goethe.
The state herald., 1908-02-21

Over 100000 fox skins are sent
every year to the great fur markets of
Leipsic and Nijni.Novgorod.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
His Idea.

Casey-What is this game called
goluf that l do be readin' about?
Sullivan-Well. Mike. it's me own
belafe thot it is hockey wild a college
eddicatlOn.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
oSry o>r.upoun ,r,~,>...

That is LAXATIVE BROMo QuiSISE Look for
the signature OF Is. W. GROVE. Used the W lrld
over to Cure Cold In one bay. &c.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been tho
standard remedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera-
ton, tlbroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backnche, that bear
ing-down feeling, tlatuloncy, indigcs-
tion, ,dizziness,o ,orncryous prostration.
Why don't you try it9
Mrs. PinlSham invites all sick
women TO write her for advice.
She has guided thousands TO
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The state herald., 1908-02-21
Onions. Onions. Onions.

900 bu of Salzcr's Red Globe Onion
per acre at soc a bu. brings $is00 That
pays.
$950,00 from 3 acres Salzer's Morning
Star Cucumber is well worth taking along.
$40 bu Salzer's II Fodder Earliest and
Best Pea sold in the green state at Sl.5O
bu. makes $4,000 per acre. Such yields
Salzer's pedigree vegetables stand for.
For 12c
and this notice the John A. Salzcr Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis, in order to gain
25O,0OO new customers during 1908, will
mail you free their great plant and seed
The state herald., 1908-02-21
rmrs CURED INeroIln DAYS.

PAZU OINTMENT Is guaranteed To cure any caSe
Of Itching. Biind. Bseding or prutruding Plles In
6to u daYs OF money refunded. TO-.
The state herald., 1908-02-21

Spanish Proverb.
Many a lout Is wealthy and a clover
man hard put TO.
The state herald., 1908-02-21

This woman says Lydia T..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
saved her life. Read her letter.
Mrs. 7. c. Willadsen, of Manning,
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
81 can truly say that Lydia l.. Pinle-
hams Vegetable Compound saved my
life, and cannot express my gratitude
10 YOU In worde For years suffered
with the worst forms of female COM
plants, continually doctoring and
spending lots Of money for medicine
without help. wrote you for advice,
followed II as directed, aud took Lydia
L. PinlSham's Vegetable Compound and
It has restored mo TO perfect health.
Had II not been for you should have
been In my grave to-day. wish every
suffering woman would try It,"
The state herald., 1908-02-21
Mrs. win.iow's soothing syrap.

Fot children teething. softcns the gums, reduces IT
nsmmation, aAys palm, cures wiad cole &c bottle
The state herald., 1908-02-21
Imporinnt 10 Moihnra.

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASToltlA "A safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children. and see that II
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03
Heney is beginning to .sid,

Heney is beginning to side
step" and is telling the public
that he never had any personal
feeling against Fulton. but that
when be- came to Oregon he de-
tsrminsd to tell the peepls. b.
fore be left. what he had learned
about the politicians, such mat.
esr q. - admits. connot be used
30 the trials. Any charge against
. Uaits1 6tatea eeuatpn y . ssr.
ioua matter. Il = not only Q re.
Asetion on the god AanSGbf the
man himself. but. il proven, .
6iseracs to the state. II our
Senator is guilty Of Q crime the
ipecp!e OF tho state should d.
|sInp!y Z e. kGs Z p.dil." 80 -.
'lideal depe'' foe the purpose Of
tnju!ing !nlten'c chance ef n.
|eIeetca. - should be prosecuted
m tAeeo Weud b no pumShr
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03

An Interesting feature Of the
meeting Of the Union Republican
Club in Portland was the de.
Iiounesmeat Of statement No. /
BY State Senator Hodson. aftsr
it had been emphatically upheld
by Mr.. Cake. Mr.. Cake. who
has announced his can lidacy for
the United States Ssnats. in.
dorssd statement No. l without
reserve. At the conclusion Of
his speech Mr.. Hodson declared
that he would not vote for or
support in the primaries any
candidate who endorsed that
.afstsment. but would vote for
republican nominees. Mr.. Cake
admitted that the primary law 10
defective and declared that he
was in favor Of having 1t amend.
ID. Senator Hodson's speech at
the conclusion Of Mr.. Cakes ad.
dress made q decided impression.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03

At Q meeting Of the city and
county Republican Central Com
nittee hsld in Portland. Il was
dseidsd to hold . caucus Of rep
rsssntatives from each precinct,
Il b expected that . platform
win b adoptsd. but no candi.
dneoo endoeSod.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03

Ths Senate interstate com.
neCes committee has set Febru-
ary Z for commencement Of the
hearings On the part Of the rail-
roads opposing Senator Eulton's
amendment "a. the rate law. A
large number Of railroads have
applied b b heard.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03

IL 6ag of the American man.
oi-Uar Chesapeak. captured in
IT, AGht with the British ship
6haaaoa In 1872. was sold at
anetiea In London to q dealer
nansd Partridge. for $l26O. II
h aaid Partridge ID acting for
Cosaslius Vanderbilt Il was in
the Aght between the Cksaa-
peak and Shannon thst the brave
Captain Lawsrsnee gave to his
suboedinates the. injunction.
''Dea't give Up the ship" that
has s:nes been the motto Of ths
American navy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03

WI. Bryan was unanimously
indorsed for the Presidential
nomination at . joint caucus Of
ths Dsaoeratic members Of the
Wsse Virginia Senate and House
of Delogatee,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03
poa couHry sHnuv

thereby declare ayssai . candidate
for the once OF sheriff ios ihs oosssd.
Grafton Of the rspublicsa votsrs st the
psioary election. s...
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03
ron COUNTY ciIRx

thereby ausosnes myss'i - ,eend''
date icr nomination on the Rspuo''esn
ticket, for County Clerk. a. the coming
primary election. -
{. X. BRANpINBuRG.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1908.

iioeoln Steifens now announces
that Francis J. Heney Is . Demo-
crat A yet We have failed to
hear that the Democratic party
clained him.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1908-02-03

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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-12-09
got out of sight and sound. Then he

got out of sight and sound. Then he
turned to the coppice.
Mistress Deborah" he cried softly,
approaching the edge. Lady Elem"
He listened. He detected slight
whimpering sound and then a sob.
Mistress Deborah, l know your
voice." cried Sir Charles forcing his
way through the underground regard
less of his clothing, and in moment
he was by the side of Mistress Deb
bic.
Mistress Debbie had been lying upon
her face. She lifted herself up on her
arms and was staring at Sir Charles
as we'll as she could stare at anyone
with the tears streaming down her
face. Leaves and bits of mold chung
to her person, her eyes were heavy,
her face was haggard. It is evidence
of the quality of Sir Charles passion
that, even in this guise, he thought
her beautiful.
He stopped over her instantly,
caught her in his arms and drew her
to her feet. Mistress Debbie fell
against him, chung to him with an as
tonishing access of strength and cried
the more
In his excitement and rapture at
this delightful contact, Sir Charles did
not notice the other darker figure ly-
ing prone near the spot whence he
had plucked his love. AS soon as his
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-12-09
SYNOPSIS.

The Escapade opens, not in the ro-
nance preceding the marriage of Ellen
slocum, Puritan miss, and Lord Car
rl nttiio OF ENGLAND: but in their life after
Just following the revolution, in CARING
ton castle in England. The Carringtons,
n al ca,, house party engagga in family
or LORD Darlington to Lady Cecily and
Lord strathgate to Lady Darlington COM
LeIied tn the latter to vow that she would
Darlington and her chum Deborah. an
american girl, met Lord Strathgate at
two a. m. he agreeing to see them safely
away away ne lie attempted to take her to his
road when the carriage met with an ac-
cident She and Debbie then struck out
sail for America. Hearing news Of
Ellen's flight. Lords Darlington and Seton
, set out in pursuit. Seton rented a fast
mouth. for which Darlington. Ellen and
Seton were also headed by different
routes. strathgate arrived in Portsmouth
t.llen's ship had sailed before her
Strathgate and Darlington each hired q
small yacht to pursue the wrong vessel,
upon on w l!a;hn each supposed Ellen had
Portsmouth. but his craft ran aground,
Just as capture was imminent. Ellen won
the chase by boarding American vessel
Strathgate. thrown together by formers
wrecking OF latter's vessel, engaged in an
impromptu, duel. neither being hurt A
war vessel, commanded by an admiral
friend of Seton. then started out in pur-
suit OF the women fugitives. Seton con-
Tossing love for Debbie. Flagship Britain
MIA overlook the fugitives during the
night. The, two women escaped by again
taking to the sea in small boat. Lord
Darlington is ordered to sea with his ship
but refuses to go until after meeting
Strathgate in a duel. They fight in the
Encounter is watched by Ellen and Deb
bic, who have reached land and are in
hiding. Darlington won a bloody con-
test at swords from Strathgate, Debbie
and Ellen looking on and praying for the
latter's husband. Darlington. immedi-
atcly following the duel. was placed un-
der arrest for refusing to obey his adj
mirars orders and Ellen, who had
sWooned during the duel, awoke to find
him gone.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-12-09
Minnesota,


Minneapolis.-The first definition OF
"gross earnings" in the history of the
state was given by the supreme court
yesterday morning in a suit of the
state against the Minnesota E. Inter-
national Railway company for taxes
on unreported earnings. The state
wins on a majority of its claims, and
those involving the largest amount of
money, and in the establishment of
the principles will enable the state to
collect thousands of dollars from a
number of the thirty-five railroads do
Ing business in the state.
The decision says that the earnings
OF railroad, for the purposes of tax
alton, should not be confined to the
returns on the actual traffic earnings
The lower court gave the state taxes
upon two items involved in the suit
and the higher court adds eight addi-
tional items in the seventeen claimed
by the state.
The court holds that the road in ad-
dition to its receipts for transporta-
ton should pay taxes on receipts from
lumber companies for loading cars for
the companies, for the use of railway
equipment by construction concerns
and for the use of work trains by
other roads. Income derived from in
terest on deposits, from the sale Of
old material and what might have
been received from charging for haul
ing it's own supplies, is not taxable.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-12-09
Aristocratic Makers of Jams.

The Viscountess Wordsworth has
found her jam factory so remunerative
that she has decided to enlarge tho
plant before the beginning of the next
season and to add sauces and chut-
neys to her products, says an English
newspaper. On her marriage Lady,
Wordsworth began to make all tho
jams and preserves for the consump-
ton of her own household. Her friends
liked her jams so we'll that she final
ly decided to 60 into the business. An
old brewhouse adjoining her home,
Walters hall, was reroofed and fitted
up as factory and staff of expert
women engaged to make jam under
her direction. Next year she expects
to double the number Of her employees
as we'll as the amount of her products.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-12-09

gate! How horribly he was punished !"
she murmured. 1--WE have all suffered,
but must go to my lord now. You
have run me down on lee shore,
Sir Charles Will you take me to
him?'
Dear Lady Darlington" said Sir
Charles, tenderly, Il would do So
You must prepare yourself for anoth-
er shock
This time Ellen sat bolt upright,
disdaining Deborah's help and in spite
of her restraining arm.
my lord is well?" she cried in an.
guished tones
Perfectly WE'LL" said Sir Charles,
"but arrested"
For what? For the duel?"
May, for disobedience of orders,
for refusing to rejoin his ship, for"
And he was following me-" cried
Lady Ellen with heavenly smile,
''he cared more for me than orders,
Or"
And then the thought of Lady Ce.
city swept into her mind and clouded
her heart.
Madam" said Seton, believe me
he cares more for you than anything
under heaven"
And am l not to go to him now"
asked Ellen. Il see how foolish
have been.'
If you will forgive me the sugges-
tion," said Seton, otis Darlington
who has played the fool and now he's
in grave situation. Admiral KEEP.
hard is his friend, but he is helpless.
My lord must stand a court-martial
and it's likely to 60 hard with him"
what is to be done?" asked Ellen,
seeing her new found cup of happiness
about to be dashed from her lips.
You must go to the king, tell him
the whole story"
who will take me there?" asked
Ellen, after long pause.
II WILL" returned Sir Charles.
think you that having at last run
you down, l would allow Mistress Deb
bic out of my sight again? Courage.
madam, we will appeal to his majesty
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-12-09
WAGES Are Increased.

St. Cloud.-More than half of the
union men in the state received an
increase in remuneration during the
past two years, according to report
being prepared by Frank Hoffman of
the state labor department.
Members of 40 unions to the num-
Der of 10000 received an increase of
2 to 20 per cent in pay and 1,451 men
had reduction in their hours. There
were 9,O55 workers who received both
an increase in pay and had their hours
shortened. Only four unions reported
a decrease in pay.
The union men raised $296,357 dur
ing the period for disbursement in aid
of other members. OF this amount
$199,55O was for strike benefits. Fu-
neral expenses consumed $4,000 and
$24,699 was expended in sick benefits.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1908-12-09

real looking piums bullying from its
sides is another attractive centerpiece.
which has a present hidden in tho
center of each plum.
A sleigh driven by reindeer makes
an elaborate ornament. The whole
centerpiece measures something like
four feet from sleigh to antlers, SO
that more than an average sized table
is required to display it to advantage.
The pair Of RENDERS wear a glitter
ing harness and they are arranged on
wheels, so that they move in slow
for this feat. In the sleigh are rows
of fat snowballs with sprig of holly
stuck in the top of each and tiny
Santa Claus standing guard over each
ball. A larger Santa Claus holds the
reins and guides the sleigh. Ribbon
streamers are attached to the snow
balls, so that the ends can be passed
70 the guests as they sit at table, thus
making an effective picture before the
Christmas load is distributed. Each
SNOWFALL forms the top of a paper box
which is cylindrical and has its base
buried in the bottom of the sleigh. To
fill in the spaces between these gleam-
ing white balls branches of holly and
mistletoe or other Christmas green's
may be used.
A centerpiece which has no sur
prise feature is miniature gable roof
with bright red brick chimney, into
which tiny Santa Claus is stepping.
The roof is covered with snow and
icicles drip from it's caves, but good
old Santa Claus knows that there are
warmth and good cheer below, to
judge by the pleased and anticipatory
expression he wears. This center
piece may be laid on the table with.
out any further decoration, or it may
be surrounded by branches of holly
and Christmas ferns. If much other
decoration is used the centerpiece
loses its effectiveness.