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The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08
TWO BIC TURTLES
drought fo Montgomery from Coast
 for City Employes' Barbecue.

Brought fo Montgomery from Coast
 for City Employes' Barbecue.
 while city employees are beginning to train down for the big barbecue that an- nually brings them and their friends together at Jackson's Lake. the Com mittee on Arrangements, Aldermen Sei- aie. Virgin and Kennedy and City attorney Mcintyre. are just as busy as possible getting together foods that will make the lean stout and make the fat ean-that Is. make them lean to- usual.
 One of the most interesting parts of the great exhibition came yesterday. It comprised two monster sea turtles that Alderman SeidIe secured on the Florida coast and had shipped into Montgomery. They are being kept alive with oxygen and timed salmon until. Monday. when they will be butchered and made into stews and soon for the employees.
 Pope FostpOnes Consistory
 Rome, May 7.-According to a semi
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08
MONTHS MIND.
Mass. to Be Offered for Happy Rcpos taf sovsf

of Soul.
 Next Tuesday being the Month Mind. Holy Mass will be offered for the happy repose of the soul of John Thom- as Ellis of Orrville. who entered eter- nal rest April l2, 1908. in his 3Sth year, at the church of the Assumption, Sell ma. and the Cathedral of the Immacu- late Conception. Mobile.
 For many years 1t had been his de- sire to become a member and before death his wish was fulfilled. when he was received into the Roman Catholic faith byy Rev. John F. Mcdonnell. L. J.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08
Alabama Postmasters.

Washington, D. C., May T-(Special.) Post masters appointed-Phifer. Tus. caloosa County, Samuel E. Phifer; Me- ridianville, Madison County, Clarence R. Thompson; Langston. Jackson Coun- ty, Lorena Johnson.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08

Mountain Railroad. was destroyed by ire today. Practically all of the lum- Der was saved. The loss will amount to about s50,00O.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08

tne Fope has postponed his consistorv TOT June until September, wishing if lo coincide with his priesthood jubilee.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08
Big saw NH Rurnn.

Alexandria, La, May 7-The saw mill of the Simms Lumber Company fifteen miles north of here on the Iron
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08
F R E E
HEARD OVER THE PHONE.

We charge absolutely nothing for delivering parcels and have so stated in hundreds of ads
 Cus'-''Do you charge just the same as if purchases were made in the store9" Mir. A" Exactly" You have had some experience with us. What do you think about it7i' Cus'-"Oh, you have never made me pay any extra charges.
 Mir. Al am much obliged to you for helping me to correct this erroneous impression. I feel sure that you told 'em it was mistake. Gus s'-" Oh,-er-" Mir. Az" And l. want to. thank you for it. I"-(Here Cen tral disconnected.) Free de- livery at all times. The weather is no object.
 PHONE 90.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08

Customer-"Hello, Central. Central" What No, please. 2 Cus'-"I1l take 38 please, ma 'am." Cen" That's MT. Andrews Drug Store" es Cus'-''I know it is and that s just what I want. " 7sis (Here the phone rings.) MT. A" Hello, Andrew s Drug Store" "
 Gus Is that 3s and is it An drew's Drug Store and is that Mir. Andrew7"
 MT. A-"Yes, ma ann Gus We'll, err Mister An drew, l want some informa- ton. I want to satisfy my mind about certain matters. I have heard it rumored that you charged extra for free delivery. Now I wish to know if it is a fact" MT. A.-No, Ma lam, 1t is not.
 PHONE 38.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08

Pope Fostpones Consistory.
 Rome, May 7.-According to a semi official statement made at the Vatican
The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-05-08
A CHAMBER
 OF HORRORS

(cOntinued From Page One.)
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1908-07-09

Der Miral bat Sen 5uberbauern
tpegen 8eleioisuns pertlast, neil ct
i'm Elm Nbino3eros genannt bat. Ri9s
ter: .llnb iebt, nod bret Sabren, toms
men sic erT NIT Der Rlase9 =
mirsl: rSa, ieben's, 5err Hidter. id
bat balt niht friiber setpubt, baB er
mid beleibist bate. Sd Dab erf poz
rige Wo4' in Ser Menaserie geieben,
mas 10 a Rbinoaeros eisentlid fir
8ied is."
Die @9ule bes 2ebens lit bie bdr,
teite; lie tennt pobl priifuneen aber
feline 1erien.
Wer gu tisf sriiBt, ernisorist ni9t
nur ieinsn 9ut.
Gin batrilhe Mrot perfi1ert. baB
SIetihehen 6er5betlemmung berur5a,
ae. Jleii4taufen nidt minoer.
Wenn bic Sdtpei5 bas bonn Natio.
nalrat empfoblene Weiaen= uno Mebta
mpnopol erbdlt, tperben pobI aud bort
tleine 8rOtden gebaden nerben.
Gs lit nidt serabe Elm anaenebmer
@eoante, oaB oie lGnsIten Sage audi
bic beibeiten finh.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1908-07-09


g6nitte bdtten tim ben 6dIS BE 5us
gDirbelfGule Our9getrel1rt. Dtr1tdJFi'
ifnrb rtud ipeniqen Miigtnbltdtn,
olne sum 8epuBtfein ssfommsn ~
fein.
areie Stdbte.
0ambura. llnldngit Dsrs
fndte Ser 24idbrige Gldier Dup
6inbe s. s5upeliersfrau Ufdrquarn
am @tefnbdnm % in ibr<m lootn
gu erfhlagens nm eilen DteD1fdpl
uusfiihren All fonnen. Die i1tDsIDsf'
IeBte syrau bebielt aber foDisI @eiftss
aeaentpart, bab lie iidb 3urgDtbr itteu
lno unt 6iilfe rufen tonnte. Der
Morobube entflob, ipuroe dber DON
pafTnnten nnb @huBleuteru gut oer
StraBe ersriffen uno oingfef 81
maht.
eEnxemSmrg.
Gid a. 3. MI3. - 90otlih oers
ungliidt lit Der Minetturbeiter Deter
Shreiner aus serfdpeiler.
f0ofinger. Durh eiIen
Branb puroe Mbenos au Dorihtt<
6erbGushtn Bel Dprfheib Die Wcb.
nuna Der Witttpe ManB seritDrt.
0eaerret@- Nngarn.
@utenfein. Die ehemoli3e
8alIettoireftorin Der Wiener bofoptr.
5rau Heitermann, lit i'm so. Sebensr
iabre 9eitorben.
Neupal begg. Der 5OldD
rise Mdber eSobann Rappel 1T bier,
bonn 9erai9lase setroffen. tobt sii<
iammengeitiir5t.
pras. Die ledfe Nun0e bes
prager S4ohmeifters9 s9urniers gea
tpan1,en Mieies segen protes, 2eon<
bdrot aegen Hubinotpiti4, Mldptn
ssgen Mari6alI, SaItpe gegen b. Bar,
beleben unb Gbotpmirsti gegtr Sas
notpsti. 9luf Remis einisten fiA 0ios
mar=Shledter, 9uras 6pielnuraf,
Rubiniteinz1 1eihn,dnn unb Irepbdls
RDicalu. 5hIs6ter behauptet nd4
tpie Dor Die 5iibrung. 1la point siis
rid folsen Ouras, 2eonbarot nn5
8tbmar.
$&weil.
8ern. 6ier itarb i'm Mlter
bon 65 Sa6ren an einem Sirnihlag
pfarrer @uibo Did, pfarrer beB
3iesler=Spitals.
prof. Or. 81. Walt6arb, pribat<
no3ent fir Gpnaetologie, bat einen
Huf dls Director oes syrduenfpitulB
in Jrartfurt a. M. erbalten unb an=
genommen.
3uri6. - Ser prdfoent unle>
res Gir9snratbes, 9err 1r. 5. s.
@delIer1aura feierte in 8ilaberg BET
3iiridb ietnen 70. @ehurtstag.
Gent. = Ser Staatsrath bat als
3abl Der 1lntsridriften fir bas Be-
sebren auf Nufbebung bes @efeBes,
tpelhes ben RIetnpertauf bon Wbiiatb
oerbietet, auf 1890 feftseite1t.
Nne bisberisen Geitfellunsen unb
Snformationen lahen permutben, bub
man es kt ser Grmoroung bss Rllfa
fen Naiboff nit efnem polittfden
9erbreden gu tbun bat. gs betBt,
bnb Naibpff etn Spiel Der ruiiir
idsn Reaieruns mar unb auf BefebI
zines repplutiondren Gon,ites birpots
rihtet tpurbe. Der M0rber, BON Dem
man nod feine Spur bat, bat Sent
pdbridetnlih perlai1en.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1908-07-09
-yArmGast.

Main5. Der Gifenbabnbiener
Moam Rlein aus 9edtsbeim bat i'm
bieiisen 6auptbubnbof eine fdpere
R0rperquetf9uns erlitten.
WerIdu. Gin entfebli9er l1nz
gliidsfan ereisnete ii4 in ber bendhz
barten 8ietfenrotb'fden MIbIe, Der
Jog. 9rippmiible. Das Dienitndb=
den Nubolpb aus Weitfaaien ipollte
Roblen bolen unb ging an benz Mubls
inert noriiber. Mit ibrem binteren
Nodtbeil tam lie bierbei elmer Me1e
3,i ndbe, tpurbe BON biefer erfabt unb
inebrmals berumgefdleubert. Dabei
1nlug bas arme M6bnen NIT benz
Ropfe 10 bart auf, bab tim ber @9dz
bel tingebriidt iplirbe. Na4 einigen
Minuten fturb bic l1nsliidIi9e.
0fsH6nrg.
6untIofen. Die 0dnbnirtbe
9snge unb Drums aus benz bersdh.
borten Gdnnililn molten ibrt Ntiibz
iilGer pertanfen laNen un0 naM@at6s
apenofrita uusman0trn.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1908-07-09
groptal Ss@(ea sna 4eart1sen.

6aIIe. Sn elmer biefgtn
RrdnfennHitaIt fprane ber 19iGbrigt
8unbolter Dspolo Mttig i'm Syies
berpnbn III eirkm ll1tbeipdhttit Mus
genblidt aus titem Syenittr uuf ben
Dot. Webia perltarb bdlO borauf an
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1908-07-09

:. j. . : =
@tetttn. Die Mrtiitin Drill
] ler, 4psl9t iidh burd GubliMat 5u
pergiften berfuHte. lit an ben Golstn
hes aenoiftnen Sites I'm Rranfen@
brufe geitorben.
MnfIa m. Nah lGngerer
Rruntbtit ftarb bier Der Rreisar3t
Mtbiaindlrutb Or. Meinbarbt. Gr
mar IN Mntldn1 urunterbrohtn ieit
1865 dls prattiiher Mr3t tb1tig unb
trfreutt iih ipeaen ieines bumonen
Meiens uno feiner Midttreue ulIaes
mein<r Mntrtennung.
Nergldn6. Sin Shdoenz
seuer leete bas benz Slider 6rib
Meber geb0rise Wobnbdns DolIfdns
big III Mfdt.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1908-07-09

1ettenferfitI. Nus Mns
lab elmer 25idbrigeR Dienit3eit ipurs
ben benz @renaallffeher Baafel bier
Die gofbenen Mhiel5hniire perlteben.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1908-07-09
aontSret& 8ateru.

Oahau. - 8eim 8aben in ser
Mmper bei O!9tng ertrdnf Ser Sobn
bes Baumeilters Miebl bon bort, unb
bic Qeihe purbe fortgetrieben.
GrIanaen. Mm Neubuu oes
patbologif9en synftituts ereisnete iih
Elm fHnerer l1nfall. plDbli4 rib bie
aett.. MGbrno iid oie uebri9en in
Siherbeit bringen fonnten, glitt Der
Oiener Maper aus un0 fam unter
ben um5tiir5enben Stein, tpcbet ibm
beibe Beine abseoriidt ipuroen.
ReIbeim. = Mls Der berbeird=
tbete unterbGnbler Satob 6utmann
IN @ieaenburg bic pnr, feinem 6ausz
BERN Mlops 5uber setiinbigte Wobz
I1ung ,,imt rdumen ipnllte, fteQte 1az
ber bas Mobiliur feines Mietbers
etnfa1 uuf bie Gtrabe. @s lam 6esz
bdlb 3pifden 9eiben sus 2bdtlihfei=
ten, 1T oeren Werla,tfe 6iber na9
isinem sssaaoseipebr griff unb ieinen
@egner r,ieoerfdob. 0utmanrt tpuroe
fD0tli1 perlebt.
Ribingen. - sSn Der WoritdM
gtnashduien, 6eren 8epphner felt
einigsr 3eit bur1 Drobbriefe beuns
rstiat ptrotn, bra9, ipie un9tfiinz
bigt mar, i'm Mnapelen oes Mtnerei<
bkIibers Mihael Glntbtr Seuer aus,
mst6ss oas elntpefsn bDllis eins
QleQerle
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
SAVED BY Ills TEETH.
ouick Wit Of Missionary Among q
Tribe of Cannibals.


Missionaries have much to contend
with in dealing with the tribes on
some of the islands oioshe southern
Pacific and | am reminded Of an in
cident happening on remote island
of the Fiji group whose tribes were
still influenced by the savagery Of
cannlballsm. A German missionary
the enlightenment Of a tribe Of saw
ages in the interior when he was TAX
en- i'll and forced to abandon his work
and seek recuperation in village
along the coast.
During his absence Il native medicine
man succeeded in undOing all that the
good German father had accomplished.
The latter was warned that under the
circumstances it would be unsafe for
him to return to the scene Of his Ia
bOrs upon his recovery, but he decid-
ed that his duty called him there. and
upon regaining his strength he jour
neyed inland to the village whose in
habitants had gone over to the teach
ings of the medicine man.
His reception was decidedly warm
one, and he was informed that unless
he made a practical demonstration Of
the superiority Of his teachings over
those of the medicine man he would
be converted In short order into food
for the hungry tribesmen. He at once
realized that his life hung upon n
slender thread and endeavored to show
to the savages by argument that their
conclusions as to his edible qualities
were entirely erroneous and that they
should turn their thoughts to other
kinds Of food as we'll as to higher sub
jects.
His efforts were in vain, however
and just as he was about to be struck
down by the uplifted clubs Of the chief
men in the tribe he happily bethought
himself of the fact that his upper teeth
were false. Opening his mouth. he
hastily extracted his set. fourished it
In the faces Of his astounded oppo
nents. and particularly the features Of
the medicine man, and. replacing the
teeth as suddenly as he had extracted
them, rebuked his charges in a man
ner which can better be imagined than
described. The tribe. believing that
he had performed n miracle in taking
out and replacing his own teeth. drove
the medicine man from the village and
restored the missionary to his former
place us uplifter Of their material and
spiritual destinies.- Washington Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
Notice..

Notice is hereby given that the
following list of saw logs are now ly-
ing on my lands on what is known as
Lot l, Aberdeen Gardens, in Chehalis
county, state of Washington, and all
persons owning any or all of said
saw logs are hereby notified to re-
move the same, and pay the damages
within 80 days or the same will be
sold to pay said damages, said saw
logs are branded as follows, to-wit:
logs branded o. X.
1 log branded NIB.
3 logs branded U.
logs branded %.
10 logs branded 35.
l log branded SBW.
1 log branded TT.
logs branded Diamond B.
logs branded w.
! log branded V with Z dots.
w. F. LYONS.
Date of first Pub. March 19, 1908.
Date of last Pub. April 16, 1908.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
GRAIN AND FEED

successful competitor for the cup
as prize in a foot race made this
graceful temperance speech in accept
ing it:
Gentlemen. have won this cup by
the use Of my legs. l trust | may new
err lose the use of my legs by the use of
this cup"
awfully old church, isn't it. Auntie
May?
Aunt-Yes, dear-very. It's a dear
old place (sentimentally). l was chris
tened at this church.
Little Girl-What! Is it really as old
as all that?
Suburban Come On--Say. you adver-
tise this-this hole in the ground as
Lookout terrace. Where's the terrace?
l don't see it.
Agent Of Property-What? Don't
see it? Why. man alive. you had to
come down the terrace in order to get
here!-Puck.
Sunday School Teacher-Who can tell
me the meaning Of the word repent
ance?"
A pause.
Sunday School Teacher-What is that
We feel after we have done something
wrong?
Little Willie-Papa's slipper.
Gaddie-IIill tells me he's a profess
sional actor now.
Wiseman-Oh. no: he's semiprofes-
sional.
Gaddie-But a professional is one
who is paid for his services
Wiseman-Yes. and Hill is only half
paid.-Exchange.
The first use Of the word strike
in its present accepted sense occurred
in the London Chronicle for 176o. In
September Of that year are numerous
references to great suspension of Ia
Dor in the northern coal fields and the
Golfers are stated to have ''struck out
for higher wages.
Dck-Yes. you see, I'm in no end OF
fix. would never have proposed II
I'd had the least idea that she would
accept me, but she did.
Jack-Well propose again, just as II
you had forgotten. That ought to make
her angry enough to refuse you.-Lon-
don TitBits.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23

y
governor came down to his office in Il
somewhat brusque frame Of mind that
day. Those familiar with the storm
signals quietly backed Off and waited
for an explosion. 1t came. One of the
first letters opened was from Camp
Meeting John Allen requesting a pass
for "sef and wife" The secretary
approached his chief with some hesita-
ton.
Here is another letter from Mr.. AL
len asking for pass" he said and laid
the missive gingerly on the governors
desk.
The governor read 1t through and
blazed away for a few minutes: then.
tossing the letter to the astonished
secretary. he said. make it out"
The young man retired and began to
fill in the various blank lines. but when
he came on what account" the pass
was issued he was puzzled and ven
tured to seek information.
ION what account. GOVERNOR" he
asked.
The chief looked irately over his
spectacles.
account, account? Account Of -
persistence. Be sure to put it in. too"
and he growled as the young man
passed out, "These Methodist parsons
may have to get us all passes on the
road to heaven. and I want Maine
Central to have good connections with
C1mn Meeting John Aliens rOIte"-
New York Tribune.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
The Only DiqestibIe Kind,

A young man who is striving for po
litical honOrs and who therefore feels
called upon to do considerable public
talking was recently waited upon by q
delegation Of men residing in one of
the poorer regions of his district.
He was greatly pleased when their
spokesman requested speech from
him at an early date.
"What kind Of a speech?" he asked.
"An after dinner Speech" replied a
wag in shabby coat.-Youth's Com
panion.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
A Nice Friend.

you're nice friend to have! Why
didn't you lend Borroughs the sovereign
he wanted?"
"Why should To-
''To save me. You must have realized
that he knew II he didn't get it from
you he would from me. You've prac
tically robbed me Of that AMOUNT
London Telegraph.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23

of the materials are
manufa ctured pur-
pOsely for the sales,
and we can secure
values that cannot
be had at any other
time.
once familiar
with the possibili-
ties and receptions
Of bargain tables.
the shopper may go
on her way rejoic-
ing. for every wo-
man takes q keen
satlsfa ction in
knowing that she
has saved q few
cents Oh each yard
of material in her
dress. Valenciennes
and narrow tOrclOn
l..ces in both edg-
in-s and insertions
can often be bought
at S. ma! prices. and
it Is nlW avs safe to
lay IN q stock Of
these, as they can
be used in making
bot h unlerclothes
and lingerie frocks.
For inexpensive
evening d rs ) e S
silk mulls make UP
effectively, al d
pretty patterns ~
short dress lens. this
ere often offered IT
considerably lie s :
than that for which,
the same quality
cGI ne bought by
the ya:d. BY max
ing Il yoke. cuffs
and girdie of lace
insertion there will
be no trouble in get
ting the dress out.
This tucked waist
is made with a yoke
and closes at the
back. The pattern
is cut in seven sizes
from 80 to -
inches bust meas
ure. To make thi,
garment for the av-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
Work cad.

Farmer Bentover-I've just heerd
that the Wilder Diggs has married her
hired man. Farmer Hornbeak-Then,
by jolly, he'll have to climb down from
the fence and go to work.-Puck.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
HE RODE FREE.
The Reason Camp Meeting John Allen
Got Maine Central Pass.

Camp Meeting John Allen was one
Of the most picturesque characters of
his time In Maine. Apropos of railroad
passes very interesting story is told.
1t occurred when Governor Morrill,
was president of the Maine Central.
Aliens applications We're refused Il
number of times, because If there was
one thing above all others which Nor
ril disliked it was to issue passes. The
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
An Ancient Jest.

A Gentleman having lent Guinea.
for two or three Days. to Person
whose Promises he had not much
Faith In. was very much surpriz'd to
find he very punctually kept his Word
with him; the same Gentleman being
sometime after DESTROYS of borrowing
the like Sum. No. said the other. you
have deceived me once. and am re-
solved you shan't do 1t second Time.
Joe Miller's Jest Book, 1888.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
Today's Suggestion by Ellen Stan.
A slMPLE DREsSY WAIST.

this Of the all kinds Of materials
the bargains, things
up at incredibly small prices However the bargain shopper must
be
be
known goods
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the fol
lowing list of saw logs are now lying
on my lands, known as Lot 4, Section
II north, rangs west, and all per.
sons owning any or all of said saw
logs are hereby notified to remove the
same, and pay the damages within &C
days or the same will be sold to pay
said damages Said saw logs are
branded as follows, to-wit:
10 logs branded U
1 log branded o.
logs branded WBS.
16 logs branded So.
logs branded V, with Z dots.
logs branded circle X.
l log branded w.
logs branded %.
logs branded o. X.
1 log branded circle T.
1 log branded 25.
logs branded M.
/ log branded LA.
l log branded 81.
log branded Box b.
l log branded T.
w. NJ. HULET.
Date of first pub. March 10, 1908
Date of last pub. April 16, 1908
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
COFFEE

Poor coffee has to be
sold in bulk, it isn't worth
packing.
Your grocer returns your money II you don't
IKE Schilling's Best; We pay him
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
EYES Of Deep Sea Fish.

Few people know that when deep
sea fish are taken from the water
their eyes pop from their heads" said
q Mobile man. This is due to being
relieved Of the tremendous water pres
sure and coming in contact with air
On the gulf coast. where thousands Of
fish are caught daily. one can see hun
dreds and hundreds of deep water fish
with eyes hanging from their sockets"
Nashville TcnneSseean.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23

All the news that's at " print Abes.
deem Semi Weekly Herald, $500 Z year
$3.50 In advance.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23
WaschdoQs and Their Bark.

The watchdogs honest bark is {
pretty good thing in theory and II
poetry, but it's a good deal of a nui
sance in real life. when the owner o.
the watchdog lives in your neighbor
hood and the honest bark is sounding
away at night when you want to sleep
1t is then that you would like to heal
a shotgun bay deep mouthed welcome
to the honest barker in question.-Em
poria Gazette.
Tho Absinth Tippler.
The symptoms of the effects of the
liquor IN the case of the absnth tip
pier commence with muscular culver
ings and decrease of physical strength
The hair begins to drop out. the face
assumes Il melancholy aspect, and he
becomes emaciated. wrinkled and sal
low. Lesion of the brain follows. hor
victim, and gradually paralysis over
takes him and leads him to the grave.
Early Croziers.
The earliest mention of the use of |,
crozier is of one carried by Ataldus
archbishop of Reims who died a. u
033. An ancient Saxon or Normal
font in Winchester cathedral has {
very old representation of bishop
with GRO. or probably the earies'
example To ne found in England y
crozier of r'r,le shape is cut on The
tomb Of Ia Jholomew, bishop of EX
eter from lGl to 1854.
Cause Of the Unrest.
"In your opinion" asked the pompous
member OF the Investigating commit
tee. what is the cause Of the evident
unrest among the Indians?"
Comanche Pete. the noted scout, blew
a cloud of tobacco smoke into the at
mosphere.
Then he took his pipe out of his
mouth.
"Fleas." he answered.-Chicago Trib-
une.
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1908-03-23

Date of first pub. March 10, 1908.
Date of last pub. April 16, 1908.