The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-04-07
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 When spgiisa se the beginner in music who are obliged to listen to it.
 Fine Easter clothes are credit to a woman but her husband usually pays for the credit.
 If 1t wasn't for the blues the romantic. novel reading girl wouldn't consider life worth living.
 It: a precious good thing babes forget as they grow older that foolish jarson women talk to eu.
 You don't break record by dropping it.
 Even the family tree comes in for it's
 We may be descended from monkeys then .r. may %ouda massm as aasss sense of pride in the breast of those intel ligent animals.
 Spring time they say is ring time so if you meet belle why ring her.
 A rose by any other name would cost as much.
 It is easy to tell the other fellow what you would do 1T you were in his place. w ASHe - w WIT - " W "
 Life must be bed of roses-most of us lie so easily.
 Give man taffy enough and 1t will make him stuck up.
 Mrs. Helen Gray complains that the Crow Indians were forced to eat dead sheep She ought to be thankful that they didn't get one of their number into politics and have
 Peek-a-boo jokes are not being worn so much by the parssraphers this season.
 Pickett Springs eternal in the Mon,som- cry breast.
 A high wind on city street can make thin woman feel cheap.
 Don't srunt all the time. People will take you tor a hog.
 An ethnologist is going to study Eskimo tribes which have never seen white men. Where ignorance Is bliss. 'tis shame to teach 'em the tricks of the whiskey bottle and the possibilities of the high-finance of modern civilization.
 It just takes the average Congressman to make noise like wind mill.
 The ice man and the coal man are each trying to occupy the spot light at once.
 The duilest man Is sharp enough to cut lots or ice IT ne mas ihohe1'
 April the caprieious maid. is determined to assert herself.
 What a budding playwright abhors is an unexpected and 9remature frost
 donkey can't bray until his tail Is straight out behind.-Rurai Exchange
 Nei.Her should man call too much at tention to himself unless his record behind him Is straight in this age of investisa- tton-
 An Oklahoma man claims to have found q snake in a can of moiasses Such thing Is an everyday occurrence over in Geor- gia.
 Why is 1t, a bachelor always crosses he sees the sign, 'Families suppiiedE Riches take wings. but they don't always go te heaven. ,,, wna!. is home without a Blue-Eyed Never discuss yourself to another this Is the main thing that stamps A woman's proper place Is at home. When she leaves 1t continually even the Ire feels like going out
 An Illinois couple, after searching for ours, finally found their young son asleep between two noBs III pen. 1he i taste of rural Illinois Is somewhat de- prayed, it would seem. + ,as --e -s- -~
 On the Way. Oh. the music is sweet and the blos-
 sons are fair.
 As we journey along the way; An the laughter of children is in the
 air
 As we journey along the way: So open your arms where April filings Red roses of love where her warm kiss
 clingS.
 A minute sine cries. but an hour she
 sings
 As we journey along the way! Phil H. Armstrong has so much to say in The Advertiser ab out Montgom- ery's Blue-eyed blondes that we don't believe he has ever seen Brantley's brown-eyes beauties. Come down Sunday. Drift" and get acquainted. Yes. We have number of blue-eyed blondes, too.-Brantley Times. Many thanks. Brother Dixon-we'll De tickled to death to meet some of the Bro wn- Eyed Beauties of Brantley some time when our Blue-Eyed Blonde Is not looking.