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The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Sensible to the Last.

An old Scotch woman used to be
attended by doctor to whom she in
variably gave guinea when he went
to see her. He had told the friends
with whom she lived that her death
would probably be sudden, and one
day he was hurriedly sent for, as she
appeared to have become unconscious.
On his arrival he saw at once that she
was dead, and, taking hold of her
right hand. which was closed but not
rigid, he calmly extracted from it the
fee which she had provided for him,
and as he did so, he murmured:
Sensible to the last"
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
London Grammar.

Professor kuhnemann of the Univer-
sity of Berlin was tremendously i'm
pressed. on his recent visit to Boston.
with the learning Of Boston's women.
From the highest to the lowest
class" Professor Kuhnemann said at
the Lorraine, II find the women OF
Boston marvelously learned. To find
scholars daughter learned is not sur
prising, but when one finds learning in
hodcarrier's daughter, one can't but
be impressed
Professor Kuhnemann smiled
thoughtfully.
How different things are in Lon
don," he said. There ] once overheard
a cook correcting the grammar of a
house maid.
Don't say AK" you vulgar crit
ter corrected the cook; say
"harsk."'"
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Hudson River tunnel opened.

New York.-Another OF the series OF
tunnels that are destined eventually to
solve the traffic problem of Manhattan
island was given its try-out Saturday,
when the first car was sent over the
route Of tile Hudson tunnel from Four
teenth street and Sixth avenue. be
meath the Hudson river to Hoboken,
New Jersey.
Fifty cars will be put In operation
February 1st which will run on a two
minute headway from Fourteenth
street to Hoboken. BY next October
the subway will be completed and in
operation to Herald square.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Troops viii Remain.

Washington. - President Roosevelt
Saturday indicated by telegram to Gov
ernor Sparks of Nevada that the fed
eraI troops now at Goldfield will be or
dered to remain there for further pc
riod of three weeks, provided the gov
ernor within five days issues call for
a special session of the state Legisla-
ture The telegram President Roose-
welt sent was in response to one from
the governor In which he sets forth the
need OF armed Intervention and ex-
presses the doubt that to call the Legis-
iature would result in the necessary re-
quest from that body for federal aid.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Afraid of Results.

Louise spends great deal Of time
in the room of favorite aunt who
lives with her parents, but the child
is not yet up in the mysteries of the
toilet. Her aunt recently purchased
some Of those hair ornaments popular
ly known as rats"
These Louise did not behold until
one day she saw her aunt remove sew
eral. The child flew out OF the room,
screaming at the top of her voice to
her mother:
Mother, mother. Aunt Nell is un'
raveling!"
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
A Proud RoY,

An Englishman who was travelling
in Turkey last winter to study the
people says that the children have
very little respect for their parents
compared to their conduct in other
countries. On one occasion he was
questioning lad of ~, and after he
had asked him If he could read and
write and had received negative an
swer the boy frightened up and said:
You are a man, and l am only a
boz, but l can do one thing you can't"
well, what is that?" was asked.
Il can swear at my mother in Eng
lish and you cannot swear at yours in
Turkish. am therefore greater than
you"
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice OF Starch matter of great i'm
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as stiffen-
er makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary, with the result of
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods were new.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

Let a man take pride in his
achievements of virtue. Let him take
satisfaction in his moral conquests.
Let him have faith that he can do.
and no height is inaccessible to him.
Marter.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

That an article may be good as. well
as cheap, and give entire satisfaction,
is proven by the extraordinary sale of
Defiance Starch. each package con-
tanning one-third more Starch than
can be had of any other brand for the
same money.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

was impaired and the kidney secre-
tions were badly disordered. l was
completely worn out and discouraged
when l began using Doan's Kidney
Pills, but they went right to the cause
of the trouble and did their work well.
have been feeling well ever since
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-M Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Music! Music! Music!

Special Send now -Four latest sheet mu-
sic succcsses-3Oc. Get them while they are
new. "Cementine' serenade n beautiful
song; "Ivah" waltz. very catchy; "Wapi-
ia" march, hummer: Reuben Brown n
comic song worth while. "Gingerine' two
step, that foot warmer with above, &c
extra. Any single one. l5c. Bert S. Elliott
National Capital Music Pub, % Que St,
n. w. Washington, ID. c.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Aiveolar Dentistry.

A distinct advance in dental science.
Loose and falling teeth saved. Pyor-
rhea and all the diseases of the gums
cured. Missing teeth replaced with
cut plates or bridgework. Booklet
free. The Rex Dental Company. Rooms
20 to 25, 72S Sixteenth street, Denver.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

"Mistah Bones" began the corpulent
end mah as he twirled his tambourine,
my old father always told me to make
money like hot cakes and the world
would respect me-"
Hot cakes am to SLOW" yawned
Mr.. Bones. IF you wants de world to
respect you desc days you hab to make
money LAX bananas"
LAX bananas? How am dat?"
I'm lunches. Mistah Tambo. in
bunches."
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Friendly Advice.
,gan Marley

Say, old man." began Marley,
that ten-spot l loaned you"
81 haven't forgotten. old man." in.
terrupted Boroughs. Don't worry; !
still have it in mind"
'Yes, but don't you think it's about
time you relieved your mind?"
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

uiM doctoring the effects, while the orig
indl disease undermines the system.
What To Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge SO
often expressed, that DIR. Kilmer's
Swamp Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulfills every wish i'll curing rheumatism,
pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder
and every part of the urinary passage.
1t corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain in passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant ne
cessity of being compelled to go often
during the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and
the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root
is soon realized. 1t stands the highest
for its wonderful cures of the most dis
tressing cases. If you need medicine
you should have the best. Sold by drug
gists in fifty-cent and one-dollar sizes.
You may have sample bottle and
book that tells all EE
about it, both sent free Ass:..$ Z. 3::..
by mail. Address DIR. II !: !i;Gf:;i
Kilmer & Co., Bing- az.ess:=eEAS l9S
hamton, N. Y. When Home of swamp-aoos.
writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake, but remember TIE
name, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and
the address, Binghamton. N. Y.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Second Choiee-

There is a Washington lad who, II
would appear. assents 10 the old prop
ositiol that 1t is well to have more
than one string to ones bow.
The boy was being catechised one
day by wcll-meaning visitor to the
house.
you think you have chance to be
president of the United States?"
oh, | don't know" answered Harry,
carelessly. Maybe III try for 1t after
get too old to be pitcher"
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Growth of Lutheran Church,

The Lutheran church has had re-
markable growth In membership in
the last 35 years. In 1870 there were
395, 900 communicates. In 1905, 1885,
900 members were recorded. This
body is now third numerically among
the Protestant bodies.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
How'S This?

We offer Ono hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of CatarrL that cannot be cured by Hsiis
FJ.CHENEY & CO., Toiedo, o.
We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney
for the last is years and believe him perfectly hon
orable in all business transactions md financially
WAIpiSa. KINSAS & MARvIS.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o.
Hal's Catarrh Cure Ia taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
sysIem Testimonals sent free. Price IS cents per
bottle. Sold by al Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
What Better Proof is There

Jackson-Heaven bless him! He
showed confidence in me when the
clouds were dark and threatening.
Wilson-In what way?
Jackson-He lent me an umbrella!
STRAY Stories.
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smiled
Geographically Speaking.

81 have just finished Lansing, Mich.
igan." said the surgeon.
And l." said the carpenter, "am
now engaged in Macon, Georgia.
MY job" said the man with the
wheelbarrow, lis Wheeling. West Vir.
ginia. Chicago News.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

five months IN q nos
pital | was dis
charged as incurable,
and given only six
months to live. My
heart was affected, |
had S m o t n eri Ing
spells. and some
times fell uncon-
scious. l got so !
couldn't use my
arms, my eyeSiSnt
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

Cowards falter. but danger is often
overcome by those who dare.-Queen
Elizabeth
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

None so little enjoy life. and are
such burdens to themselves. as those
who have nothing to do.-Jordan.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Stop That Couch

before it becomes chronic Get
Browns Bronchial Troches. the best
preparation known for coughs.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMu QUlSiNE. Look for
tho signature of f. W. GitovE. Used the Word
over 10 Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces In
nammation alsys pain cures wind collie 25c bottle
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

Sweet are the uses Of adversely
for our neighborS.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

After sizing up their husbands, we
don't blame some women for being
fond of dogs.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

OF kidney disease
While kidney dis.
orders are the
most common
diseases that pre-
vail, tn ey are
almost the last
recognized by
patient and ply
sicians, rho con-
tent fhenseIpes
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

Clemency can never exist Itself with
more applause than when there is the
justest cause for resentment.-Pliny.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
At the Minstrel Show.

The heart frozen with selfishness Is
sure to be fruitless.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
PLIES CURED rNsTo DAVE

P. 10 OINTMENT Is guaranteed to euro any e.-
of Itching Blind. Bleeding ProtrudIng Piles In
to II days or money refunded. 60c.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

The bonds OF good home are forged
in heaven.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
FIVE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL.
Discharged Because Doctors Could Not
Cure.

Levi P. Brockway. s. Second Ave-.
Anoka, Mimi, says: After lying for
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect It.

fFeVnioncy OF hluhSy disease.
Most people do not realize the alarm
Ing increase and remarkable prevalency
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

A lot of so-called golden silence is
only plated.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
EojIed.

II guess l can't collect that money
Mr.. Jones owes me-"
"WhY don't YOU mail him q state
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

Griggs-The idea OF your letting
your wife go round saying she made
man of you You don't hear my wife
saying that
Briggs-No, but heard her telling
my wife that she did her best.
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

Il was going to, but sign on the
letter box says Post No Bills"
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03
Iunortanf 10 Mothera

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Springfield herald., 1908-01-03

book that tells all
about it, both sent free
by mail. Address DR..
Kilner & Co., Bing-
hanlton, N. Y. When
,-r;t;pu ,,,o,t;oo fl,;c
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four girls, and all are living. They
have - grandchildren. 100 great grand
children, and l great-great-g randchild.
There We're nine of the children pres
ent, coming from Moab and different
parts of the state a host of friends
were present and enjoyed the sumptu-
Gus repast and the impromptu pro.
gram. consisting of songs, congratu
latiOns speeches, etc.
Mr. and Mrs. Christian Johansen
celebrated the twenty-hfth anniversary
of their wedding, at their home on the
18th.
The last teachers institute of the
county will be held in Ephraim on
Friday and Saturday. March 20 and
81 The principal talks will be given
by Prof ]. II. Paul on Mature Work, ="
What is the Kindergarten by Miss
Beatrice Erickson of Mt Pleasant.
Miss Margaret Erickson, daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Erickson, and
Azel Peel, both of this city, We're mar
ried i'll the Manti temple today. A
supper at the home of the brides pa
rents for the nearest relatives will be
given this evening.
Miss Dora Larsen viii represent the
Wasatch academy in the state oratory
contest, to he held soon, under the aus
pices of the University of Utah.
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ALDERMEN
BAY WINDOWS
Corporations ana Other Unsightly
FLESH Deposits standing In Their
own Way, Reduced TO De-
cent and Comfortable
Proportions.

sensible PEOPLE don't carry u large
surplus vi rat II they know of any way
10 lose H. that appeals 10 them. The
simple NE For fat folks doesn't IN
elude tho work-pile nor starvation,
notlhlng strenuous nor harsh, and yet
produces marvellous results IN taking
away tat deposits from where they
"uSnl NOT 10 be. without leaving a trace
W wrinkle iulrow, or fold. n MS fol-
y To- be fat IT'S wisdom To be- com
Portable
low would YOU like 10 draw IN your
N'lsl -nc about ., 10, or even ~ inches
CIV accomplish IL without taking any
Nlo'''l exercise. going hungry or doing
Guy tlunt that imposes hardship You
n nave plenty to eat, plenty TO drink
.',y 10 work, and plenty to drink, yet
M 'ot melts away II becomes. not
'ulf nm name, but actually supprfuous.
Fuperabundant Il il rendered So TO
ely inallH away, on II changed into
a.elul muscle, hbcr. and tissue. This
'"h'N iat people not only exceedingly
,nNlollAble' but more highly attrac-.
' All this Is done gently and ma
,ul"lN by taking after meals and he
lf bedtime one teaspoOnful Of the fol-
living prescription which can be had
,o9'N good drug store ana costs but a
rn' e ounce Marmola y ounce
fiNld Extract Caseala Aromatic ana
" ounces Syrup Simplex.
AK lnese days when there Is so much
hpsulution going ON, It Is wen To see
N'l you get MarmOla In the original
laphaHe, ana then YOU have annie
spaianiee mat for sheer merit OF good
.'ss mere rs nothing 10 equal II. Don't
Pipnnd the Marmola Preservation
XIV hnythine for which similar claims
~ nut forth. II II In no sense 4
Wn, medicine, II is Doctors pre-.
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fined to his home with sciatic rheuma-
tism.
e. $. Christensen, William Christen-
sen and a. b. Aydelotte have pur-
CHASED the Grantham Hardware COM
pany's business and are taking stock
today.
r. L. Marshall, who disappeared some
two months ago, has not been heard
from. His creditors seemed to take
II for granted at once that he left with
no intention OF returning and they pc
titioned the district court to declare
him bankrupt and appoint a receiver
which was done and Paul Penrod. one
of the creditors was appointed. An
inventory OF the assets is being taken.
Liabilities to the amount OF between
$4,000 and $4,000 have been discovered.
This includes loans from county banks
and from various local capitalists. most
of which he obtained on his personal
note, and accounts TO wholesale houses
for merchandise.
Farmers are beginning to SOW wheat
oats and peas. Prospects are good
Cor an abundance of water for irriga-
ton.
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DIVORCE CASES.

Judge Howell heard the divorce suit
of Louis II. f3edier against Lillian Il.
Bedier. the testimony went to prove
that Il little over year ago the de r
PENDANT without cause desered her hus-
band and has refused to return to him.
A decree of divorce was entered in ia
vor OF the plaintiff.
After three months of married life
John II. Rackham tired of his bride
and deserted her. according to allcga
lions set forth IN complaint filed In
the district court by Mary c R0ckham.
She charges that Sept rs, 1906, they
We're married in Ogden, and the follow
ing December he desered her, and she
now wants u decree OF divorce
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LEHI.
FUNERAL OF MOSES JONES
Coroncr's Inquest Into the Cause OF
Death.

Special Correspondence.
lehi. Utah CO., March lS,-This after
noon the funeral of Moses Jones who
died Sunday from the effects Of 4 blow
on the head with a beer bottle in the
hands Of Duane McCandlass last
Thursday night was held from his
residence. The speakers were George
Conner and Edward Southwick. Many
sorrowiug friends and relatives Of tho
ialrlly We're present
A corOners jury composed of VIII
liam n. Racker. q. n. child and Ed
ward southwick held an inquest Mon
day and Tuesday and decided that MT.
Jones came TO his death AT the hands
OF Duane McCandlass by a blow on
the head with "a beer bottle Thursday
night,
II appears that Jones had been twit-
ting McCandlass all the evening, Jones
saying he could HEX him, etc, ana
as they went from the saloon 10 sat-
he their differences. al Hammers Nv
cry corner McCandlass made the slug
with the beer bottle which was the
undoinE of Jones
sylvester Evans, son Of w, l., Evans.
H. very sick ana not expected 10 live
due to stomach troubles and light at
tack OF smallpox.
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CIVIC IMPROVEMENT.
Society to he Organized Friday Even
ing--Relief Societies Celebrate.
specIal correspondence.

Special Correspondence.
Provo. March 19.-The plans for Pro
yo's Civic Improvement society aio
we'll under way, and the organization
will be effected Friday evening. Marcn
q, at mass meeting called TOR that
purpose.
THE plan TO be presented by the COM
nittee which has the matter In hand.
en,bodies the ideas which have proven
n,ost successful in similar organiza-
lions in other cities, Many valuaple
SUGGESTIONS were given by the American
civic association. At the mass meet
ing Friday evening, Attorney frallh
Il stephens of Salt Lake VIII DE pres
eut, and will give an audress VI" INC
purpose of the organization.
RELIEF SOCIETIES CELEBRATE.
The Relief societies of Utah stake
caiebrated the anniversary of the or
canization of the first society or the
Church with appropriate exercises AT
the stake tabernacle yesterday AFTER
noon. ,,,t,n
The Royal bakery was Chased Sester-
a,,. tj,rouph attachment proceedings
I've, the sheriff. In favor of John Scow-
cy,ft & sons company, who had a
mdrnent rendered in their favor
GILES HOUGAlARD WEDDING.
/. II. Tlongaard. Jr., of Manti. and
Sarah NJ Giles of Provo. received a
license TO we'd from the county clerk
Yesterday and were married al the salt
Iakr tcmpIe Yesterday Miss Giles has
beer a prominent worker in sunday
school and Mutual Improvement work.
TAKEN IN BY SHARPER.
Ferdinand Olson, who as an act OF
kindness recently Endorsed check for
stranger, who gave his name as
Pert GLACIER, has just learned that the
check was clever piece of forgery ana
IN consequence Mr.. Olson was notified
L. settle Sgl,S9 when the check was
returned TO the bank
FOREST RANGER WANTED.
Forester w. l. Pack Of the govern
/ ment headquarters in the city, Of the
forest reserve, announces that on the
93rd aud ?tth Of April, a civil service
examination for forest ranger will be
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SPANISH FORK.
MISUNDERSTANDING NuPT1ALs
Relief society Doings--Candldates for
The Mission Field

Inc MISSION ilciu.
Special Correspondence
Spanish Fork. Titan CO., March II.
Alma Archibald Audlus and Martha
a. Marcuson were married on the nth
IN The salt Lake temple, A reception
viii be given at their home on the
Gath inst.
Mrs. Delsena @. wilkins was given
a social benefit party on Saturday ev-
cnlng prior To her leaving, April s.,
on a mission 10 Mexico, where he hus-
baud Is nov lhhoring ON a mission.
Elders Amos wood Ralph Henry
Andrus and William D. Holt viii
leave for their missions IN the central
states, ON April % Several others
have received letters Of inquiry from
bus b.
ON sunday eNcning a the Fourth
ward assembly rooms, Prof. Nelson Of
the Brigham Young university con-
Guided his successful course OF Ice
lures on the Life of Jesus
The third ward Keller soc;etv kept
shop" for three nights lately for
The disposal Of useful ana fancy ar
ticles, II was "a financial success,
The ladies of tbs four Relief so-
cicties held their siNty-siXth anniVer-
sary services Ia their respective wards
This afternoon, when fine program
was rendered, followed by dainty
lunch
Tho good people Of The Green" md
orange" held snclaI ana dance IN
the city pavilion this evening, 20 col-
citrate s. Farlcks day for ould Dire
land
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I oday $ Ogden News

her daughter Mrs w r. Garrison The
Methodist church choir SANK appropr-
ate music The sermon and scripture
readings were given by Rev. McCreery
and Roy. Zimmerman who character
lied the deceased as u deVout Christian
and Il kind hearted woman
Funeral services oyer the remains of
Georgia Daley, the little daughter OF
Mr. and Mrs james u. Daley. was
held at the home yesterday afternoon,
Elder Walter Farr presiding The
speakers We're Elders Lester ~, Bybee,
Il. A. l-arkn and Waiter Farr Burial
was nude in the Ogden city cemetery.
BURIAL OF JOHN HOOPER.
The funeral OF John Hooper was
held at the Hooper ward meeting
house az y. m. yesterday. Bishop
w w. Chlds ofriclated. and together
With prest. G Il. Middleton A. e.
christensen aud others, spoke words
of comfort To the bereaved Appro-
pirate music was rendered by the ward
choir and large concOurse of friends
aud relatives followed the casket to
The cemetery at Hooper, where the in
torment took place.
BRIEFS AND PERSONALS
Mrs G. 4. sebring wife of former
Sheriff Sebring, with her son Vivian
left Ogden last evening for California
where she win join her husband. MIR
Sebrlng's health is slightly improved
They VIII make their future home on
the coast,
Sheriff Joseph Josephson of Brigham
city spent yesterday-in Ogden on Grim
iual business
The remains of Ms. Annie Ballantyne
Quayle who died in salt Lake City,
viii be brought to Ogden Friday, ar
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IhTERSTA NEWS BRIEFS

Coal Mine Reopened---Rock Springs
Wyo. mine No Z will reopen on April
!, giving employment to about 200 men,
Plain. City Smrprlse--On the evening
of March IS, the children and grand
children Of Mrs. John A. Taylor gave
their mother and grandmother grand
surprise, It being her sixtleth birth
day. very enjoyable evening was
spent in fea8ting, felicitous addresses
and old time dancing in the parlcr.
Her son, William. in n very nice little
speech, presented his mother with
q gold watch and chain, suitably en-
graved as remembrance from ner
children. Mr.. and Mrs Taylor have
lived there nearly all their lives and
are highly esteemed. They have had
10 children. nine sons and one
daughter nine living.