Evening journal., 1908-05-09
Personal and Pertinent

The Kings visit Doctor Brighton tempts "on-
recall the following true story. AS the Rottng
the outside passengers suddenly turned TO his neigh
bor pointed the house in which his Majesty has
been staying "That sir" he said lis is Royal Ighness
the Duke of Fifes ouse. ave the honor to drain it,
Pail Mall Gazette
Mr.. Savage said that Germany hard country for
editors
i know a German editor" he said-"he is an Amerl-
editor now-who found himself night when the
paper about to to without editorials
What he to do2 1t too late to write himself,
too late to have any written Like fash an inspiration
TO him and. dipping his pen he wrote hurriedly:
After carefully reading the editorials written for the
mornings issue by four Of the ablest and most brilliant
members of stan, have TO the conclusion
that they might be msinerpreed by the authorities and
regarded as an attack on the Government We ourselves
consider them perfectly innocent but have
sire 70 newspaper conhscated have very
willingly though as we think prudently resolved TO with
hold the articles in question. This must an
apology to readers for blank editorial page.
Imagine this editors shock when his secretary tele
rhoned him the next morning that the had been
'But-but on what groundg the editor gasped.
For malicious ridcue of the Governmental authori-
ties by the omission Of the editorials Washington Star
To be inclined literature and at the same time not
able to srell correctly is the double aicton young
woman Of New York who. at the same time, manages
thus keen the wolf from the Heretofore she has
done all her work with pen and turned the manu-
scripts 10 a stenographer copy trusting TO the
stenographcr terrible truth about the SPELL
ing The other day however this literary person began
seriously n study the use of the typewriter When ase5
her she denied that II matter Of economy
You see want to learn TO SPELL" she explained when
use pen no tell whether spell things cor
recty or not But II typewriter II will be nee
essary for me &c learn TO spell lose my reputation
am therefore, manner using force against myself"
There is bright-eyed. ight-haired lad Of out in
the West Adams district who has developed a faculty
for thinking which entirely beyond his years ana
Tor saving things positively startling
Ihe poy and his father taking walk a Sun
days ago when the wee lad procured picket and
pesan 10 make some remarkably fine wingshots With
his imaginary gun he caught sparrows pigeons moclers
as they new Right quarters straightaway shots drivers
ana t~sters were and, in the chaps minds
eye, came tumtling when he pulled the trigger
Archie said the boys father "you must get ont
OF that way OF thinking The Creator gave Won life
also gave it TO the animals birds The idea OF
Killing them should not be allowed to remain in vour
nina GOD doesn't want his birds killed and YOU should
not cultivate the thought" N
Inc lad made no reply at the time but the next dav
ms srandnother was astounded to hear him saw after
several minutes profound thought:
Siahuina' Il father didn't know so much about Goa
coulu nave lots OF fun duck hunting "-Pasadena Star
Uncle Morton. an old negro who had been a slave IN
ule GAYS petofe the Civil War, a retainer in the
householo q an Atlanta family. He was something Of
a phlosolher ara good deal Of a diplomat one dav
ue "aiuesses Two young muattoes were chatting bio,
best hene me?p ~ Wv SOu 'iAe
ne gray headed negro looked one then at the
'eNst. ~. anu anu salu with tone Of indecision:
T" am LOO tedious 10 say'--Philadelphia Ledger