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The Newark journal., 1908-09-25

Learn to laugh. A good laugh is better than medicine. The world is too busy to care for your ills and sorrows. Learn to stop croaking. If you can not see any good in the world, keep the bad to yourself. Learn to hide your pains and aches under pleasant smiles. Don't wear a long face and a sour look. Learn to meet your friends with a smile. A good humored man or woman is always welcome. but the dyspeptic is not wanted anywhere and is a nuisance. Above all. give
The Newark journal., 1908-09-25
Tariff the Root of the Evil.

The robber tariff is the source of most evils of which the American people complain If the tariff were so adjusted as to protect American workingmen only, and not to fatten trusts, the cost of living would be greatly reduced, to begin with and the high cost of living is one of the things to which the people object most vigor- ously If the tariff were honest there would be no enormous accumulations of wealth in the country to make timid citizens afraid of the future of the re- public, to arousa the envy of the masses, and to exert dangerous power in public affairs. If the tariff were honest, American consumers would not be robbed right and left by Ameri- can manufacturers, combined into trusts.-Chicago Journal tfna)
The Newark journal., 1908-09-25

Every person who would be ali that q true gentleman or lady should be, must get above the petty enviousness, jealousy and hatred so common among 9 large class of people. Envy is 8 canker that gnaws at the heart and makes folks sour, disgruntled and unhappy: jealousy warps the intellect, dWarfs the better qualities and makes one unfair and unjust. Hatred does not pay, even from the most sordid point of view.
The Newark journal., 1908-09-25

The Fruit and Truck Growers Asso- citation k to have meeting in New ark tomorrow which should be at tended by every member of the associ- ation. The berry acreage and the procuring of plants is to be considered and acted upon. If you have faith in yourself and the berry-growing move ment now is the time to show your faith b1 Your works.
The Newark journal., 1908-09-25
Both Snake and Man Flee.

Schwenkville, Pa.-H R. Shelly was dozing under tree in his orchard at Dillinger, when a thump awakened him and he saw five-foot blacksnake lying beside him. The snake had ap- 2arently fallen out of the tree. Both were badly scared and fled in opposite directions.
The Newark journal., 1908-09-25

Hearst seems to have created quite a little excitement in the national politics. game. Like some of our Ar kansas politicians, Hearst is determin- ed to keep himself talked about, even if he has to do all the talking himself.
The Newark journal., 1908-09-25

There is an epidemic of cholera in in Russia, and the disease has spread to China and the Philippines. [. $. officials are taking precautions 10 pre- vent 8 further spread of the disease in the Philippines.
The Newark journal., 1908-09-25
hey Take the Kinks Out

"I have used Dr. Kings New Life Pill for may years, with increasing satisfaction. They take the kinks out of stomach, liver an bowels, without fuss or frlction,n says N. H. Brown of Pittsfsld, Vt. Guaranteed satis- factory at J. I. Sturdivant's drug store. 25c.
The Newark journal., 1908-09-25

pleasure. Lose no chance of giving pleasure. You will pass through this world but once. Any good thing, therefore, that you can show to any human being you had better do now: do not defer or neglect it, for you will not pass this way again.
The Newark journal., 1908-09-25

\ Michigan young lady of sweet sixteen has entered suit against her father for 8l0,000 damage because he refuses to allow her to get married. That girl k a genius.
The Newark journal., 1908-09-25
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1908

It is much better to take the bram- bles out of the path of your friend than to roll stones in the road for him to stumble over.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12
DEEDS RECORDED.

List of transfers for the week end
ing Sept. 5th. 1908.
VIM, j. Pearsons to G.. G.. and d. G..
Williams part sec rs "a nr7w 81.
Herbert b. Hathaway to Willis G..
MICA bee of and of n W
Of $ / sec II t 30 nr 6 W. $500.
Grace K. Gilbert TO Orville g. At
wood lot 4 blk ! Bay Side Resort. $500
Geo. w. Blake to Gilbert ). Wilhelm
n ] or nw4 sec II t 81 nr7w, also
part Of sec lS 81 + I W. $4,000.
East Jordan Lumber Co. to Ed. l..
Smith part Of t sec 26 32 II,
r. I W. $50.
John Nichols ct al to Frank Jones
aud wife lot 26 blk 20 n and Ms 3rd
add South Boyne. $500.
Belle Roy ct al TO Peter Gerner and
wife ! of n G t sec 10 % nr7 W.
One dollar and con.
John Nichols ct al to r. W. Wigle
ct al lots 34S and 349 blk % N and NJ S
3rd ad South Boyne. $500.
August Moshinsky to Mary Yam
kienc ITS 9-10-ll-l2 blk 10 Boyne
Falls. $75.
John w. Thompson to B. A. Dole
and wife lot 10 blk 10 Nichols 2nd ad
South Lake. $l.00 and con.
Daniel Isaman to Minnie Bedford
part lot blk CharlevOix. 1920.
Ernest o, Coy to Kttie Munroe
part lot blk South Lake. $500.
David G.. Nettleton TO Edward Stin-
son W / of u / sec 20 t 81 nr7 W.
$500.
Robert b. Stafford TO Alvin L. Hart
lot blk l5 Charlevoix. Sl,025.
LYMAN e. Benton to Alta McCart-
ney W of lots SO blk Mason's add
Charlevoix. Sl60.
Rockford Brintnall to Alden Collins
S Of w t sec 81 t 32 n r 6 W.
5000
William II. Dreamer to Agnes
Washburn ct al gov lot sec 20 t "a
nr7w. One dollar aud o V con.
George Irwin to Thomas L. Belding
lots l6-l7-22, blk b Watson's add
Talcott. 800.
Frank Cotter To JOnn G.. Goodman
and wife part lot 81 Org plat Boyne.S
John g. Goodman TO Frank CotteI
and wife lot 81 Boyne. SLIGO.
Louis G.. Willison to Benz A. CLARK
$ OF n sec 30 33nr7w. $500.
VIM +. Empey to Frank E. Zitkd
part lot blk 6 East Jordan. 800.
ROMEO A. EMREY,
Register of Deeds
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12
New School
Building
To Be Erected Here at
Cost of $4,000.

The long-preplexng subject of
what to do with our crowded school
rooms and lack Of sufficient number Of
rooms to accommodate our increasing
population, was solved by the voters
Of Dist. No. last Saturday night
voting to bond the district in the sum
of $4,000 for a new building. The
vote stood 90 to %.
The new structure is to be Of brick,
two stories high, 66xS0 feet, with a
ten-foot basemeit, 1t will contain
eight rooms and the interior viii be
finished in oak. The building will
be constructed just north Of the pres
ent high school building and will face
Garfield street. The building will be
steam heated and furnished through
out ia an up-to-date manner. When
completed 1t will be a credit TO our
town and monument to the tact
that East Jordan contains bnnch of
hustlers.
The School Board met Tuesday
evening to review matters and push
the construction of the building as
fast as possible. The Board also in
spected the West Side school building
aud decided TO repair same both in
the interior and the approaches.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12
Week After Next
Is The Biggest Event In
Northern Michigan.

In just little over week East Jor-
dan will open its doors to the biggest
event in Northern Michigan this fall
the oath annual meeting Of the Char
levoix County Agricultural Society
Sept. %. %, "a.
The exhibits, In spite Of the dry
season, promises to exceed that Of
previous years. Efforts are being put
forth by the speed committee TO se-
cure better string of horses for the
races and this will make the contests
more interesting than heretofore.
On the second day, Wednesday,
speakers of prominence will address
the crowds, among them being Con-
gresham Townsend, one of the ablest
speakers in the state.
Among the attractions already en-
gagged are two good bands-the Man
ton and Boyne Falls s-who will give
us plenty of tirst-class band music.
The Aerial Stones" two profess
sional men who have some or the
greatest aerial and trapeze novelties
ever presented to the public will give
open exhibitions and are, in them
selves, tirst-class drawing card.
Ground privileges have practically
all been taken up aud every corner OF
Floral Hall has long since been spoken
for. Workmen have been busy getting
the grounds in order and President
Robert Price and Secretary r. a.
Brintnall are busy making the neces-
sary preparations.
Practically all of the Premium
Lists have been distributed but few
are on hand and any desiring one can
secure same by either calling upon
Sec'y BrIntnall or applying at this
office.
Throw dull care 20 the winds and
plan to come to the best Fair ever
held in Northern Michigan.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12
School Teachers Galore.

When our Board Of Trade issued
their banquet folder last winter they
told what East Jordan was producing
but omitted one important fact-that
East Jordan supplies more school
teachers than any other one town in
Northern Michigan. We won't at
tempt to publish the entire list, but
here's few of their names and where
they are TO teach:
Florence Barrett-Bay Shore.
Cassie WinterS-Walloon Lake.
A. Pearl Lewis-Charlevoix, Fifth
and Sixth Departmental.
kEsie Matthews-KorthaSe district,
Boyne Valley.
Maud Crowell Hanney district.
Nell ddaugh-IrontOn.
Edna Danforth-M Mountain school.
May Stewart-Chaddock dis trict.
Mildred G ilbert-ThumpSon school,
Echo twp.
Bessie Light-Potts district, near
Springvale.
Phyllis Hurlburt- -Camburn district,
Evangeiine.
Enga Berg-Davis dist, Hudson.
Ida Price-Harmon district, Boyne
Valley.
Mae StohlmGn - Meyer district,
Boyne Valley.
Stella Sedgman - Gerred district,
Chandler.
Myrtle Ward Warden School, in
Wilson.
Joseph Whiteford-Knop district.
Wilbur Matthews-Afton.
Leah Persons +i5ils district.
Lola Cross-Severance district, Mt.
Bliss.
Bell Hennings-DeerL Lake.
Eva Heller--T hree Bells school.
Lucius Rauney-Black dist, Marion.
Rachel Geck-Clinton dist, Hudson
This list does not include those who
are teachi 1g in our own district or
these who go to other parts Of the
state and outside.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12
What Ails You?

Do you feel weak, tired, dcspondent,
have frequent headaches, coated tongue,
bitter or bad taste in morning, "heart-
burn," bclching of gas, acid risings in
throat after eating, stomach gnaw or
burn, foul breath, dizzy spells, poor or
variable appetite, nausea at times and
kindred symptoms?
If yOirhave any considerable number Of
the>above Symptoms yor are suffering
from >Siliousnsss, cSrpid liver with indi-
sestion, ,sr,dsspepsie Dr; Pierce,s Golden
Medical QlscoyerY-iS Is made up Of the moss
valuable medicinal principles known 70
medical science for the permanent cure OF
such Abnormal conditions; 1t is most
efficient liver invigorator. stomach tonic,
bowel regulator and nerve strengthener.
The oGolden Medical Discovery is not
q patent medicine or secret nostrum,
full list of its ingredients being printed
on its bottle-wrapper and attested under
path. A glance at its formula will show
that it contains no alcohol, or harmful
habit-forming drugs. 1t is fluid extract
made with pure, triple-refined glycerine,
of proper strength. from the roots of the
following native American forest plants,
viz. Golden Seal root, Stone root, Black
Cherry bark, Queens root BlOodroot, and
Mandrake root.
The following leading medical authorities.
among q host OF others. cXtOl the foregoing
roots for the cure OF just such ailments as the
above symptoms Indicate: Prof X. Bartholow
Nj. D.. OF Jefferson Med. College. Phila. Prof.
II. G Wood, NJ. d.: OF Univ.of Pa; Prot; Edwin
Nj. Hale. Nj. d.. OF Hahnemann Med. College.
Chicago; Prof. John King. M: D.. Author Of
American Dispensatory; Prot. Jno. NJ Scud-
der NJ d.. Author OF Specific Medicines; Prof.
Laurence Johnson. NJ d.. Med: Dept. Univ. OF
n. Y: Prof Finley Ellingwood. NJ d.. Author
Of Materia Medica and Prof in Bennett Medi-
cal College, Chicago. Send name and ad-
dress on Postal Card TO DR.. K. V. Pierce. Buff
falo. N. Y, and receive free booklet giving
extracts from writings OF all the above medi-
cal authors and many others endorsing. in the
strongest possible terms. each and every in
gredent Of which "Golden Medical Discov-
cry" is composed.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
iavgorate stomach. liver and bowels They
may be used i'm conjunction with Golden
Medical Discovery If bowels are much con-
Btipated. They're tiny and sugar-coated
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12

Pain anywhere stopped in % min
utes sure with one of DR.. ShOop's
Pink Pain Tablets. The formula is
on the % cent box. Ask your Doctor
or Druggist about this formula. Stops
womanly pains, headache, pains any
where. Write DR.. Shoop. Racine,
Wis, for free trial, to prove value of
his Headache, or Pink Pain Tablets.
Sold by James Gidley.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12
r1ARRIAOE LICENSES.

List Of Marriage Licenses issued for
the past two weeks:
George Ruhling. %. 49,. East Jordan
Leda Barrie, 20 80. -. East Jordan
Joseph S. Holley, 33. ....... Charlie voix
Florence Rockwell, &c.. .Boyne City
Herman A. Hammond, %, East Jordan
Etfie q. Bolser, Is. East jordan
Fred j. st. Aubin, %. -. .Boyne City
Lillian e. LaMay, l6 -. Boyne City
Charles Burnett, 20 ..,..... Bay Shore
LeUla Denton, 49,. 80. 80. Petoskey
Harry Wager, 22.......... Boyne Falls
Maud Lapp, Is. ......... Boyne Falls
Edward McKeehan, 3s. ;. Boyne City
A Amelia Thatcher. 20. ........ Petoskey
Guy Stanhope, %. ....... BOvne City
Maud Hott, 24............Ea n East Jordan
RICHARD LEWIS,
County Clerk.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12

New supply Of Dry Batteries for
launches just received at Spencer's
Plumbing Shop.
Try Voigt's Cream Flake. Each
large package contains handsome
dish. e. A. LEWIS.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12

Fleck's Fly Chaser keeps flies from
horses and cattle. For sale by
Votruba's Cash Store at 2jc quart.
When in town don't fail to visit
Tom Smiths and 10c store as there
are many useful articles offered there
at Bargain Prices.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12
County Finances.

Financial report of County Treas
urer, showing the condition of the
treasury, at the close OF business,
Aug. IL, 1908:
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12

Total, 80. $S, sOa IS
Dated at Charlevoix Sept lst, 1908.
ID. s. PAXTON,
County Treasurer.
DIR. f. p. Ramsey can test your eyes
and properly III you with glasses.
Charlevoix county herald., 1908-09-12

RICHARD LEWIS,
County Clerk.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03
THE PURSER'S JOKE.
Why Religious Services Were Not Held
on That Trio.


Why Religious Services Were Not Held
on That Trip.
On most of the big ocean steamers a
minister is usually found among the
passengers, and invariably he is called
upon on Sunday to conduct religious
service in the main dining saloon. Oc-
casionally the man of the cloth seeks
the purser and asks if he may conduct
service on the Sabbath. A case of
this sort happened recently on one Of
the Red D steamers on the run from
New York to La Guayra.. A young
minister who three days before the
steamer sailed had taken orders from
a seminary, and a day later a wife
asked the purser If he might conduct
religious service on the following day,
which was Sunday. The purser re-
piled that the dining saloon was at his
disposal and that the passengers
would be informed. "At what hour
shall the service begin?" asked the
young minister. The purser rubbed
his brow moment and replied that
he could begin at "nine bells" The
minister and his bride appeared in the
dining saloon at 9 o'clock in the morn
ing and waited four hours for the con-
gregation, which did not come. On
the following day he listened again for
mine BELLS" but heard them not.-New
York Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03
shsathina ! ship.

Sheathing ship is covering the bot
tom with sheath of copper In all
seas, but particularly in those Of the
tropics, the hulls of ships are liable TO
the attack of certain worms which
penetrate the hardest wood and have
been known in the course Of few
months to damage the hull so as to
render the vessel worthless. Copper
sheathing protects the ship not only
against the attacks of these borers,
but also against decay, and is especial
~ valuable in the case of iron ships,
the metal rapidly oxidizing and becom-
ing brittle when exposed to the action
Of the sea water.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03
Death Was On His Heels.

Jesse P. Morris, of Shippers,
Va, had close call in the spring
of 1906. He says: San attack OF
pneumonia left me so weak and
with such fearful cough that my
friends declared consumption had
me, and death was on my heels.
Then was persuaded to try DR.
Kings New Discovery. It helped
me Immediately, and after taking
two and half bottles / was well
man again. I found out that New
Discovery is the best remedy fol
coughs and lung disease in all the
world" Sold under guarantee at
Eli T. Reynolys drug store. soc
and 81 90. Trial bottle free.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03

If all the Roman Catholics in the
world were assembled in one city they
would make city larger than the en-
tire population of the United States,
Russia and Austria Hungary. But all
the religious Protestant and Catholic
denominations combined would make
a city only about one-third the size Of
a city large enough to contain all the
Mohammedans, Buddhists, Brahmans,
pagans and other nom Christians of the
world. Minneapolis Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03

Our grandmothers used to get a lot OF old nails
place them in vessel containing vinegar and
allow them to remain until the aeetic acid in the
vinegar produced an iron solution This concoe-
tion Yves then taken By ntarly every member of
the family during the Spring and Fall and it rare
ly ever failed to strengthen and benefit the person
taking it. The old way was good but there Is a
new way that IS far better. Science has discover
ed way to manufacture Iron SO that it can be
dissolved in syrups and ellxirs and given in
definite doses One OF the best and surest ways
TO take Iron'is in Rydales Tonic This remedy
is a combination of Iron, Quinine and strychuine
in an Orange Elixir and combined with other
ingredients that make it very valuable as blood
erd nerve tonic. 1t is without an equal f,r old
people nee ling stimulant and for weak N. d
puay children and a sure cure for chills AID
malaria.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03

Every woman desires good complexion, but
Outlines either ruins the one she has or fails to
gain one by the paint and powder method she
employs. A good complexion is from within and
can't be painted or powdered on. Two things
are necessary in order to be the possessor of
good complexion. A healthy action of the liver
and good rich blood Rydales Liver Tablets
taken occasionally and followed for week OF
ten days by Rydale's Tonic and plenty of fresh
air and out of doors exercise will beat all the
paint and powder in the world. Try it just once
and see. Eli T. Reynold.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03
STUNTS s..
BY A STAR BoAeDER.
WRITTEN FOR THE MIDLAND JOURNAL
THE HANDWRITING ON THE PIE.

Man does not understand life. neither death.
A black sheep in a family keeps the rest all
wool gathered.
A high minded person often over reaches him.
self particularly when they are short.
Don't grind your fellow men; the sparks may
fly in your face.
Some men are made fools by choice. others by
compusion.
When man is wrapped up in himself he usually
remains in a cold corner all to himself.
Love finds way even lift is over cobblestones
Satan makes man an enemy to himself.
Don't elbow, before you leap. You may be
below afterwards.
Everyone has his faults but your own are the
least
Gumption and grit should be boiled in the same
pot.
Kick if you must You are not the only lobster
in the boiler
There is quite difference between Sunday
face and a day go-as you-please mask.
There should be more fun in giving than in
getting.
strong argument can come from weak mind.
Truth is the right feather in the wrong nest
Some men are rich with poor excuses.
Some men at forty feel like sixty and look like
thirty cents.
tramp doesn't care to be in the swim for fear
Of taking bath.
censure blindly. You may yet walk in tie
same paths
Death Is welcome guest in the heart OF the
Christian.
Some peoples common sense joint appears to
be out of joint.
Joy is reward for forgiveness.
On the stepping stones to success some folks trip
over prosperity.
In the cup that cheers man browns Ibis en-.
thusiasm.
Some people are never so happy as whan they
are making others miserable.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03
The Very Latest Alarm CLOCK

is THE RoTATOR-the alarm rings for quarter
of minute, then is silent similar period, alter.
mating thus for about twelve minutes 1t is fitted
with manual ''shut-off," by means of which the
alarm may be discontinued at will
Alarm bell Is contained entirely within the
case, which Is Of a seamless drawn brass, nickled
and highly polished The retail price of the
clock is $3.50. THE PHILADELPHIA PRESS
makes special offer Of the clock and 1.-The Daily
Press" every weekday for one year for SltO No
other expense. Every one who takes advantage
Of this remarkable offer will be well repaid for
the outlay.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03
A Twenty Year Sentence.

81 have just completed a twenty
year health sentence, imposed by
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, which
cured me Of bleeding piles just
twenty years ago." writes o. s.
" oolover, of LeRaysville, N. Y.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve heals the
worst sores, boils, burns, wounds
and cuts in the shortest time. 25c.
at Eli 7. Reynolds drug store.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03
Plenty OF Trouble

is caused by stagnation of the. liver
and bowels. To get rid of it and
headache and biliousness and the
poison that brings jaundice, take
DR.. Kings New Life Pills, the
reliable purifiers that do the work
without grinding or gripingg 25c.
at Eli T. Reynolds drug store.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1908-04-03

Quantity and Quality rarely ever go together,
Here's the exception. Elliott's Emulsifed Oil
Mniment contains half pint of an emulsion of
Spirits Turpentine, Origanum, Kerosene Oil,
Ether and Ammonia, and sells for only 25c a
bottle. Guaranteed or money back. Eli a.
Reynolds.