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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

The ideal theater to be built in
New York will be so arranged that
occupants of boxes will be enabled to
speak to friends in the orchestra.
This arrangement will facilitate the
flow of conversation while grand
opera is in progress Naturally, So
ciety will concur in the idea that the
theater is to be ideal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

That story from Minnesota about
the farmer who has found in his flock
a hen which has no bill, but instead
perfect human nose, with perfect nos
trils, and a. human mouth and chin be-
low, cheeks puffy and pink, and in
place of a comb hairy feathers, part
ed as if by a barber, is very inter
esting indeed, but Virgil Eaton can
beat it with his hands tied behind
his back
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

Millions of tons of sand, flung on
the seacoast by winds and waves. are
carried back again in the undertow.
but a New York man owned property
at Coney Island recently found way
Ito put it where it would do the most
good" and keep it there. He moored
an old schooner near the beach In Is
months the sea built up behind it an
area of 1OO. 900 feet; and little grains
of sand" make pleasant land in
deed at that spot, for the Coney Is
land beach is worth dollar square
foot
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

A young man in Philadelphia tried
to kill himself because an actress,
with whom he was in love, had sensi-
bly, advised him mot to be lobster.
Evidently, he took the only way known
to his limited intelligence to follow
her advice
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
How,s ThisP

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Cntarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F. j. Cheney
for the last Is years. and believe him perfectly hon.
orabe In all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by his firm
WALDING. KIENAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces the
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
He Wasn't Afraid.

Mrs. Spenders-I wonder how you'd
like it if / ever got 'new-womanish' and
insisted upon wearing mems clothes?
Mr.. Spenders-Oh, 1 haven't any
fear of your ever doing that. Mems
clothes are never very expensive
Catholic Standard and Times.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
Beyond Him.

On the occasion of the production
of Lucia at the Metropolitan opera
house last winter a well-known club
man, who had taken a cousin from a
Connecticut town to hear Donizetti's
great work, turned to his relative dur
ing the first intermission and asked
how he liked the opera.
"Oh, pretty fair said the visitor:
'ebut is the whole blamed thing in
Latin ?''-Harper's.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
5000, 600 Every Minute.

The civilized nations of the world
strike 10000 matches every minute
of the "a hours Americans use up
zoe, 900, 900 900 a year. Some of the
match plants are very large, one on
the Pacific coast covering 240 acres.
with 30 miles of railroad which sup
ply the match machines with zoe, 900
feet of sugar pine and yellow pine
logs day.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
A Diplomat.

$50 you gave your husband a box
of cigars?''
YES" answered young Mrs. Tor
kinS.
did he appreciate them?"
Indeed he did. He values them SO
highly that he is smoking pipe SO as
not to use them up too fast"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
Get Trainino on British Ships.

Three Chinese navy officers are now
afloat in British cruisers to improve
their professional training, and it is
stated that the number will shortly
be increased japanese, Chinese, ST.
amese and other foreign officers have
from time to time been received on
British ships for the same purpose
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

A noiseless gun may be a great i'm
provement, but it does look like
cold-blooded process even in war to
shoot a man down without making any
noise about it. Besides, we should
have to throw away all our war poetry
and get a new line, which would be
almost impossible, since all the great
poets are gone.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
PUBLIC LAND OPENING.

The State of Wyoming will shortly
throw open for settlement under the pro-
visions of the Carey act of Congress 245.-
900 acres of irrigated government land in
the Big Horn basin. This affords OPP
portunity to secure an irrigated farm at
low cost and on easy payments A report
containing illustrations, maps, plats and
full information has been publishes by
the Irrigation Department, 405 Home In
surance Building, Chicago. Any one in
terested may obtain a free copy by APP
plying to the department..
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

You say he accused you of being
untruthful?" That's what happened"
answered Piute Pete, with much en-
barrassment And lives to tell the
tale?" We'll, you see he used long
words in such roundabout way that
he was out of town before / had fig
ured out exactly what he meant"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

Various American fishes, such as
the sheepshead and the bluefish,
have lately appeared in large numbers
in the Bay of Biscay. Is 1t possible
that the financial stringency has af-
fected even the waters of our coast :?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

No surprise is created by the news
that a Brooklyn rug manufacturer has
been leading double life. Any man
who has to live in Brooklyn cannot
be blamed for wanting another exist
ence, says the Chicago Journal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

A Pennsylvania youth recently COM
mitted suicide because he was repri-
manded. Such a degree of sensi-
tiveness would indicate that the rod
had been spared too much and the
child very evidently spoiled.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

The New York suffragettes have
given up their open-air parades and
will substitute teas and bridge-whist
parties. Naturally, earnest leaders of
the cause can see the ladylike blight
settling on the crusade
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
The Price.

that handsome umbrella of yours 2"
Eternal vigilance, my boy"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

The German lottery agent who has
Just been sentenced to 1,461 years in
prison has obviously drawn an I'M
lucky number.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
Where the Crowd Isn't.

Remember, my boy, there's always
room at the top" said the old gentle
man.
There ought to be-" retorted the
fresh young man. There are so few
people up there-"-Chicago Journal
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

Chicago youths do not need coming
out parties. They just come out A
few going-in parties might help.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

The simplified spelling board has
found an absolute cure for phthisic
They spell 1T "tisic."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

Twelve New York jurors who were
fined $50 each because they tossed
penny for the purpose of arriving at
a verdict are likely to give up the
idea that the law is joke.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

A New York society woman ap-
peared at a charity entertainment
as Salome with huge snake rolled
around her neck. At least, reporters
thought they saw it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

A New York wrongdoer was convict
ed after Identification by his voice
alone. He should have eaten a
Glove.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

The damage caused by rust is more
to be feared than the wear and tea
of work--Haliburton.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

It's easier for woman to hold
strong man than her own tongue.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
innnortant to haothera.

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Bears the
Signature ofL&xZgz<Zw
In Use For Over so Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

A western man has invented a bal
loon that will go so miles an hou
il nothing. happens.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
For Over HaIf a Century

Browns Bronchial Troches have been
unexcelled as cure for hoarseness,
coughs and sore throat
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

The lofty man and oak are ever ez
posed to the worst storms.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
WHAT CAUSES HEADACHI

From October to May, Colds are the most fire..
quent cause of Headache. LAXATIVE BROMO
QCiN1NE removes cause E-W -Grove on box 25c
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

Fancy prices please the seller more
than the buyer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04
GOOD HoUsEtxEEprr

=
Use the best That's why they buy Red
Cross Ball Blue. At leading grocers cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

A good cobbler is better than bad
shoemaker.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

1t is better to help than to hindel
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1908-04-04

knowledge is success
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-05-08

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WobilciL olli 0cn1 9nieper = Sllrlic
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600 in Ocn SllItbcn crlittcn.
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gen on0crcn SClltcn 0oS Heht loiIcn,
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lclig 81 mcrbcn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-05-08
Sunae GuienitrGmdJe in ltnmaHe.

Nariim aIte TreibbulssBfIan5er 81 fauien.
bic 5iim Sliiben g%etrieben tulroeu niro erfbDpft
iiuo, iuenu man iunee in 3opfen fit o%enfelben
Yreis erbalien fanH2 10000 an Suno. gir
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e~eeignete Gree rno ~pi!an3en iie fir sic; Wian
febe $. 9. S%incIair, irilper SuperiMtenoent In
Bari, ebe Gle SGren &urten ber+
505 Ptper @cbduoe, Baltimore uno
6aiuper. str. 81. Yaul 1850. (NpriI22, 1lRt)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-05-08
QunoonsEarf.G
Bhrean: 4r. 81, Neit. sarntpga. etrake, nnh
Gd uni. Gfnnnun GrrherI6. llnnn

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slui'itt, GbuiiibIumcn, Seuinoe. 9fIan8en etc.
tpernen I'M Ireibb1uie an Saupts9ineang ge'
%tunoen. Infer gsent piro, ipenn gepiinftt.
borfprefen. (92-)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-05-08
8eD. W. Celia, Jun.
Yilanst iett!

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(9(pril22, 1lPt)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-05-08
Baltimore Gemeterg.
Nrnio Mionc Gcmctcrn.

Ter ibcale 5riebbui upn Baltimore, nabe
Rifcspine. 3ipei eleitrifde 8abn'2inien lino
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-05-08

G%tstnthhmer g. Naiut. EcbHuRs:
e. 4 y. 9elspbon. 1853 WGetfon-E.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-05-08
Homlanb'S tiirfiide g1Ser,
Gnn'tohle, @rbdube, goitamt sesen. etets often,
(9lug22-)
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gtr. 13s. g9eitG robs StrGbe, sbcreia .@iarp
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q. aatms. Gissntbamsr ans ssSaHsar.

0sfhaftsbhrrau aub Rebafttpx:
SIR. Alb, It.8altimOrs.S trahe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-05-08
gerniidjte Anaeisen.
Ginlaouno ,l,r 3rabmal. GntbiIanna.

Sloem Der @rabitein meiHes ieliaeu Wannee
Sibur Gu,pentbul nm uuf Dem Gbeh Sbulums
Srieoboie an Ser nerldnaertei S'Npnneur Cir.
9eiett III. laoe i'd SreiiItoe ulo 9ierpun0tc ~
Der Sunntaa, Den 10. Widt. Nahmittdqs 4 llbr.
dui oenl Srtcobute itGitiiuoenoen GntbilululGa-
Gercmunie Elm.
Cl2g) Srdu Jiour e1iueutbnl.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01

your ahdiady' ana resortfng to free
lunches" -.
"Sir!" replied the promoter as he
drew himself up.
"Oh, no offense-no otfense! was
just using ssmile, you know. Major,
when j was a poor man-poor, but
ambitious-you had confidence in me.
Instead OF kicking me farther down
you wanted to help me TO rise. When
was at the lowest ebb you came for
ward and asked me to take twenty
five as a loan"
The major stared at him. Nothing
OF the kind had ever taken place. He
had never seen the man before. No
one had ever offered to lend him even
25 cents.
at was bread cast upon the waters"
continued the caller as he leaned for
ward TO pat the major on the knee.
( "and now it's coming back to you
The s25 shall become s25,0o0,OO0
That's a pretty good deal in bread,
isn't It"
"But what Is it?"
"The Great American Pull Back
company. my dear sir. organized with
a capital OF 5000. .OOO-my own orig
inal idea. Been fully tested and works
without a hitch. Shares will go or
like hot cakes. 1t will make all the
gold mines In the country look like
Is cents. Major. you have seen
farmer plowing, Of course?'
Yes"
"slow work to plow with. either
horses. mules or oxen. It's SO slow
that only about half the available land
Is cultivated-a hundred million acres
OF land in America lying idle because
farmers can't md time 10 plow il.
Each acre would produce $50 worth
Of crops. Look at the dead lossl BY
my schemes every acre Is plowed"
But how"
Easy as rolling on a log. II you
take rubber band and stretch It out
It pulls back when you let CO."
INas - - ~
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01

In the Core of my Heart. app-sd p.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01

and bis voice betrayed the fact that
he was a man that would buy an or
ange grove at the north pole IL prop
erly talked TO.
yves, sir. Come iu," answered the
promoter as the lump in his throat
half choked him.
The stranger entered and helped
himself to chair, and after a look
around the room he whisperingIy
asked
Are we all alone? Can we be over.
heardp ,.
He was assured that the office was
hear-proof, and when the major had
taken seat beside him he assumed a
cunning look and said:
Say, am here TO put you on 10 the
biggest thing in the history of finance.
There's barrels of money in it. There's
cart loads OF the yellow boys. It's just
as easy to make ten millions apiece
as 1t is to 90 out and gather quart
Of huckleberries gigantic. tremen-
dous. The world never saw anything
Ike it-a whirlwind o, financial acu-
men, a cyclone of profits. hurricane
Of steam yachts, manor houses and
Fifth avenue palaces"
"My dear sir began the ajor,
but the caller stopped him with a
"Hist, man. I've come here to let
you IN on good thing You are 10
come In on the ground door. You are
TO have your stock OF cents on the
dollar. and In a month II Will be sell.
ing at four hundred. Dividends won't
be less than 80 per cent the hrst year
Major. consider yourself millionaire
Carnegie and Rockefeller are poverty
poor beside you"
But am Major Crofoot and pro
moter myself ! hare on hand at the
present time"
Nsvsr Anything Like H.
Yes, know, but never mind that.
You hsve got schemes and all that.
but have got the scheme. Never
was anything like 1t on the face OF
the earth. | shall bA president. and
! am here to offer you the vice presi.
dency, salary 100000 the first year
and nothing to do but sit In a rocking
chair and tell people what a gilt edge
thing we have. DO you want an ad-
vance OF salary right here and now?
II 80. say ths word and I'll draw you
. check for $4,000. Go out and select
your bank. Go our and order dia-
monds. Get your drcS out Of a board
Ing house and into she waldorf"
"What-what have you got?' asked
the major after long look at the
man.
"An avalanche OF gold" was the
whispered reply. 1T can't be describ-
ed In any other terms-toIs and tons
Of new twenty dollar gold pieces slid
Ing down the face OF mountain into
our hind pockets. The motto In God
We Trust was left OF them by the
presidents order but they will pass
current Just the same. We will trust
each other instead. Major Crofoot,
you haven't got to struggle along with
the miglloasirss any lopgeE dedglns
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01
"No Kicks, No strlk.,.o

"A rubber rope must do the same
thing. Supposlng you fasten a rubber
rope to the front end OF a plow and
stretch 1t taut, 1t must pull the plow.
mustn't it? Then suppose you fastcn
another at the rear end. It must pull
the plow backward when the other
resistance ceases. Anything palmer
than that7 One rope pulls one way
and the other the other way. when
the plow has made its furrow across
a field It is ierked back to begin an.
other-all done by machinery, and the
farmer can lie in a hammock. No
yelling at the oxen, no cusslng at the
horses, no damning the mules. VIII
raise the moral standard Of the coun.
try 80 per cent In one year. Plow
goes to work at sunrise and quits at
sunset. Can work overtime when
necessary. No kicks. no strikes.
Plows It's fve acres day and con-
sumes no food. The king Of England
writes
Its all nonsense!" interrupted the
major.
The czar Of Russia has ordered dve
Of the plows and says that
"It will never work"
"Lillian Russell has promised to give
an exhibition Of 1t on the stage when
her new play is put on. tell you.
major, It is going to sweep the country
like a prairie fire. l am just getting
out the articles Of incorporation, aud IL
you could hand me over $5 as an
earnestness OF your intention
"Sir. I refuse TO talk with you fur
ther!" exclaimed the major as he rose
up.
"The grandest the biggest, the most
gigantic-the avalanche Of the century.
Major
Get out, sirw
"You attach one rubber rope to the
front end OF the plow and the other 20
the rear and
Then the door struck his toes aud
was locked, and the major went back
to his chair and his IA cents and sat
down aud drew a long breath and ex-
claimed;
"Phew. but didn't believe there
was another like me In the country
NJ. QUAD.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01
7HEGRANDPROMOTER
Stranger Puts Him Wise 10 Big.
gest Thing In Finance.
BARRELS OF MONEY IN IT,"

"Just sS Easy to Mako Ten MiIliens
Apiece ss II 10 to Go Out and Gather
. Quart OF Hueklsbsrriss" - The
story's Sequel.
copyright, 1905. by T. c. McClure.l
Major Crofoot, grand promoter,
boarding house beat and originator Of
thirty-three different gigantic schemes
to catch suckers, had reached his Of
fee and was doing little figuring by
himself.
Rent due. Z.
Board due. &
Debts due.
Cash on hand, IL cents.
There was a knock at the door,
which he had taken the precautiop
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01
A, 10 ths Rall..

Pretty Girl--Yes, | must sey that ]
have host of admirers.
New suitor = More than you can
shake stick at. Ell?
Pretty Girl = Er-wOrse than that.
More than my father can shake a stick
tt.-St Louis Pcst.Dispatcb.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01
Went the Limit.

my wife went shopping today. ana
she had exactly sa2.i9 when she start
ed out
How are you SO sure she had just
that much?"
Because when she came back she
told me that was the amount she had
spent." Bohemian Magazine.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01

to lock, II might be the landlord, his
lsndlady, his laundress, his clothes
cleaner, his cobbler. his halter.
Or it might be some one with few
hundred dollars IN his pocket that
wanted to invest in sure thing and
make millions.
The major turned pale and breathed
like hog caught in a hole in the
fence. The knock came again, and he
decided 10 chance 1t and opened the
door. A stranger stood there-a stran-
ger that looked as guileless and inno-
cent aud as easy TO work as a mutton
chop.
Is this Major CrOfootg" be asked,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01
s.n. Old Game.

4 Il suppose" said the stranger with.
IN the gates, the lid is on all games
~ ehHpcs IN this town"
7. "Don't you believe II, stranger" re-
Joined the native. 'The marriage H.
rense ONCE Is stlll wide open."--Chlca-
20 News.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01
August I
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Examinations commence At $3.50 A. ~.
and no application will be received after
and positively no private ekaminhtons
viii be granted. 4 fee OF so cents will be
charged on admission TO the examination,
yelope, stamped and addressed to him or
herself In which certificate or notice of
failure viii be forwarded, Applicants viii
VIII be granted whom the grade in any
branch falls below 6b. An average OF 20
With minimum OF 80 seocres certificate
foi one year. So with n minimum OF 40
secures certificate Of two years, Is with
minimum OF IS secu es a certificate for
success In tue school room win also be
taken into consideration In determining
s.W Allmendinger.
W. Moloney.
II. d Bell Clerk
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-08-01
SCHOOL EXAMINATIONS

The School Exanlners OF Marion county
Ohio VIII meet for this examination of
teachers at Central school building, Sat.
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