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The Springdale news., 1908-10-30
For Chronic Diarrh0ea

w While in the army in 1905 was taken with chronic diar- rhoea, says George NJ. Felton of South Gibson, Pa. II have since tried many remedies but without any permanent relief until Mir. A. w. Miles, of this place, persuaded me to try Cham berlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar- rhoea Remedy, one bottle of which stopped it at once" For sale by all druggists.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30
Cold Weather Advice

to all is to beware of coughs and colds on tle chest; as neglected they readily lead to pneumonia, consumption or other pulmonary troubles. Just as soon as the cough appears treat 1t with Bal lard's Horehound Syrup, the standard cure of America. Use as directed-pe perfectly harmless. A cure and preventive for all dis eases of the lungs. Price 25e, 5oe and ef.o0 per bottle. Sold by ". C .OWnbey..
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

If there are no taxes to pay III heaven 1t IS easy to believe there are no liars Tn the place.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

On the quiet, did you ever att tempt to get even with your ene- mics by introducing them to your wife's relations?
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

A woman can help her hus- band to enjoy himself when he goes anywhere by not going with him.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

What a woman likes about rid lng in all automobile Is maybe she will meet somebody she hates walking.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

Even man of considerable in- fluence is apt to fall down when he attempts to quiet squalling baby.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PIMPLEs.

The man who Is forever look ing backward never gets very far ahead.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30
Warning Order.

w IT. OOX
  NJ Accord
 The defendant M. Accord, is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff. W. H Cox
 J. J. CRAIG, ]. P. Elm Springs Township October IS, 1908. 2S-4t
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

When a man and woman quar- rel the man has an excuse and the woman her because.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

A mans respect for old age need not extend to boarding house poultry.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

Some men will do anything for the sake of a little newspaper notoriety.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30
GREAVES CERTIFIED
 AS SENATOR.

Little Rock, Ark, Oct. 22.- the Supreme Court to-day denied the petition of O. H. Sumpter, of Hot Springs, for a writ of su- persedeas in the case where the Garland County Circuit Court ordered the Election Commission CTS of that county to certify to the election of Charles D. Greaves Republican,, instead of Sumpter, Democrat, as previously certified to by the Commissioners.
 The denial of the petition means that Greaves will be cert1- fled to by the Secretary of State, and that Sumpter will have to contest his seat upon the floor of the Senate.
 Mir. Sumpter was removed from the office of County Judge yesterday Dy Clrcu1t Judge Evans on account of his indictment for alleged connection with the changing of the election returns for the county, and to-day Gov ernor Pindall appointed Stump ter's brother, John J. Sumpter, to succeed him as County Judge. A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PlMPlEs.
 Zemo, clean liquid for external use, draws the germs and their toxins to the surface of the skin and destroys them, leaving the skin clear and healthy Two to six bottles will cure any case of pimples and blackheads
 For sale everywhere. Write for sam- pie, E. w. Rose Medicine Co.,, St. Louis. For sale by W. c. Ownbey.
 The man who Is forever look
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

Some women worry about the worries they have missed.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

This Piano Contest will be conducted honest ly and on business principles, with absolute fair ness to all concerned.
 Any lady III Washington, Benton Madison Counties Is eligible to enter the contest.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30
100 Free Votes Every Week.

To showing the greatest the weekly additional This the lead
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30
HOW TIT WILL BE DONE i.

Th Piano wilt eeien o me dy hu pt the e
 
  e for 0 t Il Washn Beno adson Counties
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30

Mr. and Mrs. Yom Smith of Westville, Okla, arrived here Sunday on a visit and to dispose of some stock and grain which he las here.
The Springdale news., 1908-10-30
Why Colds Are Dangerous.

SARAHJANE
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
Manicuring Elephants Foot.

Accustomed to the dry climate of the
Indies, the elephants imported to tenn
perate and rainy countries are subject
to many diseases of the flesh and skin
to which the veterinary surgeons of ma
tional and municipal geological gardens
are compelled to give the closest watch.
The smallest scratch on the sole of an
elephants foot is apt to become serious,
unless Immediately treated with an anti
septic, and the horned substance of the
feet, not being exposed to the wear pro
duced by roaming through a wilderness,
grows in captivity as rapidly as the
finger nails of human being.-Popu-
lar Mechanics
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

bitterness and jealousy. But her day of
supremacy was not yet gone. She chung
tenaciously to her exalted lover, and
would not allow him out of her sight.
"She followed Napoleon" saws the au-
thor of that fascinating book, "The
Court OF the Tuileries,'' ION his journeys
into the provinces, demanding special
and conspicuous place for her carriage
at reviews and other ceremonies, and
generally strove to assume the position
of a recognized favorite." She insisted
on quarters being found for her in his
chateau of Saint Cloud. and challenged
the tongues of envy and malice by at
tending a brilliant state function at the
Tuileries, compelling admiration by the
splendor of her attire and by her super
latiye beauty.
When at last news reached her of the
triumph of her rival and the reereancy
of her lover, her rage knew no bounds.
She fumed and tainted and wept; she
was like a tigress robbed of her young.
But all her tears and rage were of no
avail; aid threat that unless she "be-
haved herself she would be put on board
a ship and packed off to America final
|ly brought her to submission Napoleon
treated his discarded love with generos-
ity so far rs material compensation
could go. He gave her title of com
tesse and the royal chateau and estate of
Beauregard, in which Charles x. had
lived and brought up his two sons, and
paid her in all about f21S,000-a sum
which failed to satisfy her.
When the crisis was past and the
faithless Napoleon had led her lovely
rival to the altar, Miss Howard sought
distraction from her woes in Italian
travel during which she met and mar
ried a handsome young Englishman,
Clarence Trelawney, with whom she led
an unhappy life until a divorce sepa-
rated them in 1865. To her last day.
which was now nearing, she never for
gave Napoleon for deserving or his En-
press for supplanting her.
Nor could she refrain from showing a
woman's spite for the injury done her.
During the last year of her life, we are
told, she frequently appeared in the
Champs Elysees and The Bots de Bou-
logne, driving a pair of superb bays,
and maneuvering in such a fashion as
to meet their majesties' equipage and
stare at them. Again, at theatrical per-
formances, she would turn her glasses
with annoying persistency on the i'm
perial box, and it was even said that she
received a caution on the subject"
On August TO- 1868, while she was still
little over 40, this devoted and Inflated
woman died. One day she was in per-
feet health, the next her race was run.
There We're many who limited at foul
play at dark deed of poisoning-b
the suspicion was never confirmed
London Tit Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
Tangled.

Frederick Of Prussia had a great ma
MIA for enlisting gigantic soldiers into
the Royal Guards and paid an enormous
bounty to his recruiting officers for get
ting them. One day the recruiting SER
geants CHANGED to espy a Hibernian who
was at least I feet high he accosted
him in English and proposed that he
should enlist. The idea of military life
and large bounty so delighted Pat that
he Immediately consented.
but unless you can speak German
the King will not give you so mueh.'
'Oh, be jabers, said the Irishman,
sure / don't know a word of German"
But" said the sergeant. you can
learn in a shor- time. The King knows
every man in he Guards. As soon as he
sees you he will ride up and ask you
how old You are: you win say 81 in
German; next. how long have you been
in the service; you must reply, Three
weeks; finally, as to whether you are
provided with food and clothes. you an
swer, Both"
Pat soon learned his German answers.
but never dreamed of getting familiar
with the questions. In three weeks he
appeared before the King in review. His
majesty rode up 10 him. Paddy stepped
forward with present arms.
How old are youG" said the King.
Three weeks said the IriShman
How long have you been in the ser
yice?' asked his majesty.
''Twenty-seyen years"
Am l focl or are you:" roared the
King.
Both" replied Patrick. who was i'm
mediately taken TO the guard room, but
pardoned by the King when the latter
understood the facts of the case-Ladies'
Home Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
Hope.

She was, if anything, deliberate.
"One word" she said, "ere l answer
You finally, George Dalrymple.
Miss Montgomery-Phyllis speak,
said he
You cannot give me house on the
avenue?'
Il cannot
Nor a moderate-powered car, say %
to 80 horse?''
no, Phyllis no."
ssWhat can you offer me. George
Dalrymple, as an inducement to become
your brideg"
"A SHARE" he answered, drawing him
self up proudly, lin my salary of $12 a
week as entry clerk in a Well street Of
fee"
Her smile was radiant.
George, / am yours" she cried. 'The
Fifth avenue town house and the motor
car will come later, when Mr. Morgan
takes you into partnership"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
DRIVEN TO 1T.

! knew a girl in Santa Fe
Who loved me well, it seems;
For every time / went away
She wrote me realms and reams.
The fist she wrote was very bad
Der style was full of stings;
Her thoughts were few, her ink was sad
never read the things.
But still they came--a hundredweight
Each day and often more;
And would pile them in the crate
And blow them with the blower.
They put three postmen on the beat,
But ! am much afraid
That this device quite failed to meet
The business that she made.
In vain ! changed my street address.
And gave my name as krupp;
For hardly had ! moyed-ah, yes
Her agents looked me up.
Twas idle for me to demur
And wire: PLEASE desist."
never knew girl like her,
With such supple wrist
The letters poured on III a bail
Until at last one day
stumbled out across my mail
And liked for Santa Fe.
Said l. You have a pretty wit,
But. lass, I've got nv MI
I'll marry you II you'll just quit:
Quoth she: why, sure Will
Richmond Times Dispatch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
Greatest Need Of the Airship.

According to A. Mallock. before hea-
vier-than-air flying machines can become
popular, some method of automatically
balancing them-that is, keeping them
on an even keel-must be devised In
the few practical machines now built
the balancing has to be done by the op-
orator. and. while the ability to do this
could probably be gained by most per
sons. if they had opportunity for prac-
tice when young, the great difficulty
with such schooling must always be that
an accident usually puts an end to the
lessons by putting an end to the scholar.
Mr.. Malloek suggests that an automatic
balancer might be devised by the use Of
pendulums, one with a very long and
the other a very short period.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
SELLING BATHS IN PARIS.
Hot Water Delivered to People by Street
Vendors.

There is plenty of water in Paris and
quantities of it are used on the streets
by men with lines of hose made in me-
tallic sections with flexible joints, each
section mounted ON wheels. But it is
almost impossible to get water above
the street level and quite impossible to
get any quantity of it hot under normal
conditions. Only a few of the very new
est houses III Paris have water above
the street level. This is true of hotels
as well as of private houses. A hotel
keeper may send up a quart Of hot water
to your room, but filling a tub would
probably be beyond the capacity of his
establishment
Many Parisians battle in big bath
houses. which line the Seine. In places
these houses occupy a greater part of
the river. But if a Partisan wants
hot bath at home, he turns to the peri
patetic bath tub. This originates in a
bathing establishment of which there are
many. The bath man, as he leaves this
establishment has two straps over his
shoulders and he stands between the
shafts of a two-wheeled cart. On this
cart is a tank surmounted by a sub
stantial bath tub, provided with castors.
In front of the tank hang two large
metal buckets and a yoke. The bath
man draws this apparatus through the
streets to your house.
When you want hot rub, you order
one delivered at a time fixed. The bath
man comes around with his apparatus,
stops in front of your house, lifts the
tub from the top of the tank, puts it
over his head like a hood and carries it
upstairs to your room. Returning to the
street he draws hot water in the buckets,
hangs them at each end of his yoke
which he carries across his shoulder
and so conveys water to the tub. When
the tub is full he retires and you take
your bath. Then he comes upstairs,
empties the tub by means of his buckets
and carries the tub and buckets away.
His passage through the streets is an
everyday sight to the Partisan and
arouses no comment.-Technical World
Magazine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
He Left the House.

While lady was feeding a hungry
tramp the other day she discovered he
was pocketiug her silver spoons.
Opening the door, she exclaimed :
drop those spoons, you scoundrel, and
leave the housew
But madam"
leave the house, / sayr' screamed
the Infatuated woman. Leave the
housei'
Il go, madam" said the tramp. as he
reached the front gate, never to return; :
but. before | go. | would like to say that
l did not intend to take your house,
Philadelphia Inquirer
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
To Clean Tan Leather.

The knowledge that tan leather is hard
TO clean at home keeps great many peo-
pie from wearing it as much as they
would like.
Unless one is very careful the efforts
of rencvating make it become dark and
streaked in places.
Heavy tan gloves, which are almost ev-
cry ones greatest comfort can be kept
IN good condition by taking a damp rag
aud rubbing il over the surface This
removes the dirt and restores the original
color.
yellow shoes. which no girl considers
herself in the latest style without. can be
cleaned by putting a few drops of tur-
penthine ON n wooden rag and rubbing
them evenly all over. When dry polish
with a soft brush and they will look like
new.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

The interest displayed by the Wis
consin Geological Survey in the character
Of the bridges along country roads is an
important feature Of the departments
good road service. All old and infrm
bridges should be replaced as quickly as
possible. owing TO the increasing weight
Of traffic due to the multiplication OF
heavy power vehicles including steam
threshers, plows, etc. Country bridges
generally should have a wide margin OF
strength on the side of safety.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

The coroner's jury has decided that
nobody was to blame for the collision be-
tween the cruiser Gladiator and the
American liner St. Paul, as result of
which many British seamen lost their
lives. The masters of both ships doubt
less did everything in their power TO
avoid trouble; but if they were grossly
negligent it would be difficult to locate
the blame for a happening at sea during
a binding spowstorm.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

The committee on rivers and harbors
of the House Of Representatives has
recommended that permission be granted
the city of Milwaukee to 90 ahead with
her inner harbor improvement in accord
ance with opportunities and necessities,
instead of following the original plan as
to the spending of the money appropri-
ated by the general government. This
Is common-sense action which will en-
able Milwaukee TO proceed with an inn
portant Improvement.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

''It would not have any effect. 1t re-
minds me of young French lady in
Washington.
Il was dining in Washington at an
ambassadors house, and this young lady
was the only female guest. An Italian
duke wanted to tell an anecdete, but he
hesitated.
My story he said, is very good
one, but it is rather low in the neck, and
before the young lady"
"But she laughed and interrupted him.
"'Oh, don't mind mer' she said. III
shut my eyes. Go on philadelphia
Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

Count Zeppelin's new airship 40 feet
long, 491a feet in diameter, and proyid-
ed with three motors, each of 145 horse
power, ought to be able to invade the
realms of the air at high speed, as 1t
is to have a rigid ALUMINIUM shell for
the gas-bags, after the style of his re-
cent successful contriyance. The Count
has achieved more than any other in
ventor who has been striving in the di-
rection of aerial navigation with dirigible
gas bags.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
Magnolias to Be Spared.

Rear Admiral Frederick Singer, in
charge of the New Orleans naval sta
tion. announced that by orders from
Washington magnificent avenue Of
magnolias mt the station viii not be cut
down to make room for improvements,
~ had been planned. When Mrs.
Roosevelt visited New Orleans. few
weeks ago. she admired the avenue, and
the officers here attribute the order 10
her influence.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
The New Crozier Bullet.

The new rifle bullet developed by
Brig. Zen. William Crozier, chief ut
ordnance, is said to be one of the most
important recent achievements of that
department. The head of the bullet has
been modified. and a powder produced
which gives the rifle an accurate lite
of some $500 rounds. At the outset IT
the experiments the accuracy of the rifle
was destroyed after but 1000 rounds
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

A celebrated case has jnst been
brought to an end by the supreme court
of the state of Illinois, which has finally
determined the status Of colored children
in the schools of Alton. Notwithstanding
the fact that the law insures co.ored
children the same school privileges which
are enjoyed by the children of white
parents, the city Of Alton twenty years
ago attempted to provide separate
schools for colored pupils. \ colored
man took up the ,cudgel for his race
employing the late Senator John NJ
Palmer, and the senator fought for the
entry of the colored children into the
regular schools to the time of his death
The struggle was continued by other
counsel, and seven consecutive juries re-
fused 10 enforce the law against separa-
ton. The supreme court in each in
stance determinedly sent the case back
to the lower court, with instructions that
the law be enforced These instructions
We're persistently ignored, and the court
was forced to take new tack. Last
Thursday it severely criticised the juries
which disregarded the law, declared that
the Alton authorities are not entitled to
trial by jury, and gave judgment IN
favor of the negroes. The outcome will
be regarded with interest throughout the
United States.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
Deluging Galveston with Sand and Wa
ter

The remarkable manner in which the
grade Of Galveston, Tex, is being raised
Is feet to protect it against another pos
sible tidal wave. is intensely interesting
Section by section the southern city is
being deluged with sand and water. and
houses, churches and business places
are being raised on stills. The water
runs back into the hay, and the sand,
rising inch by inch, creeps up around the
stills until the buildings are again on a
solid foundation.-Popular Mechanics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
A Tragedy.

The blue sea gli;tered in the spring
Sunshine.
Dear, if You refuse me-" he groaned.
kneeling before her on the white sand,
s'if You refuse me | shall die"
The beautiful but heartless coquette
refused him.
That happened during the Easter holi-
days of 1916. and yesterday, true TO his
word. he passed away
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

brother of the Earl of Dudley. Mr..
Ward is said to be a personable young
man. worth 100000, but he is not
nob'eman. and is not likely to be. as his
brother the Earl is in good health and
has several sons
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

Certain old-time sharpers who profted
from the value Of farm signatures win
prick their ears like old race horses at
the sound of the bell, when they see the
bulletin Of State Fire Marshall Purtell
recommending the erection Of lightning
rods as a precaution against ire
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

The board of food and drug inspection
having decided that the term Mocha"
shall be restricted to the coffee grown
in the part of Arabia known as Yeman.
there will be less Mocha on the market,
and thousands of pounds of varieties
which have heretofore been sold as
Mocha must he given new name. But
good coffee, like the rose, will be sweet
under any name.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

Tie experience of Laplata, Missouri,
with her one fire engine disabled and
IN uncomfortable confagration sweeping
her business section admonishes cities
generally to have sufficient reserve fire.
fighting equipment for emergencies of
this kind
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

A gait Of "a kaots an hour for an en-
tire day is tremendous speed for a big
eseamer, But the Mauretania achieved
The feat and set a new record Of 574
knots for twenty-four hours.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
Needed Lots of Ink.

Gobsa Code looked indulgently at his
son.
well. Scattergood,' he said. Il have
decided after an to pay your debts.
Make me out complete list of them,
end"
Young Scattergood Code took the
Then would you mind filing this.
governor" he said, while / 60 upstairs
for nav paperS -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

Congress viii agree TO the construc-
ton of only two battleships of the
Dreadnaught type. But two ships of
this kind are formidable addition 10
the fleet; and perhaps by the time they
are afoat something better may be de-
yeloped, and the United States viii be
in position to adopt the Improvement at
once for the two ships whose constyuc-
ton must be postponed,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15
Surprising.

There is no way of guessing The
races" remarked the man with sad
look in his eye.
No" answered young Mrs. TorEInS
4 have noticed the jockey with the most
beautiful costume is as liable to win as
anybody else. Washington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

Fulkerson. tile clergyman of Win
chester Tenn, who has been sentenced
to term of ten years in prison for
leaving his wife and clipping with a
young woman, may think he has been
unjustly dealt with in comparison with
the manner in which Rev. Jere Cooke of
New York was treated for clipping with
a Sunday school girl But he got what
he deserved, and Mr. Cooke. who now
bears an assumed name, would have re-
ceived his just deserts had he been taken
back to New York and sent to prison.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1908-05-15

A new balloon with capacity of So
600 feet of gas is to be tried for the
first time at North Adams, Massachu-
sets. on Friday If size counts for any,
thing in ballooning, the aeronauts of
America may be relied upon to lead
their foreign brethren.