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The citizen., 1908-11-13
Shakespeare's Foresight.

Shakespeare wrote for all time"
"For instance?" GsJ
take his expression: 'Tis not so
deep as a we'll, nor so wide as a barn
door. yet twill serve. How we'll that
describes a 1908 spring hat! Louis
Vile Courier-Journal.
The citizen., 1908-11-13
In History Lesson.

Teacher-"Henry, what caused the
downfall of the Roman Empire?"
Henry-"Don't know, mum, Mess
he gave wrong decision in the mint
innin's, where de score wuz tie, wild
tree men on bases an two strikes on
de batter"
The citizen., 1908-11-13
For Safety,s Sake

$50 this is the Brooklyn Bridge.
Sure Oi would doive off meself for
fifty dollars
"Oi don't want to see yez get kilt
but I'll give We twenty-foive ave
ye doive half Life.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

An Austrian Journal tells of a plant
called ParAid biglobosa, recently dis.
covered in Africa, which produces 8
fruit containing twenty per cent. re.
ducing sugar, which puts it in the
first rank of sugar-producing plants
The citizen., 1908-11-13
OF Course.

'They say there will be no blondes
in 600 years
"Why not?"
because the blonde type is revert
ing to the brunette
"Well, don't you suppose some of
them brunettes will get tired and re-
vert back? ?"-Kansas City Journal.
The citizen., 1908-11-13
Out of Order.

Miss Allalone, the self-reliant
spinster, had been doing her own
marketing in an automobile
'Loidy," said the dirty faced news
boy, trying to squeeze the egg plant
that was hanging over the side, "yer
squawker's cut O. order 1t won't
honk. Chicago Tribune.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

and the backache ceased. Encour-
aged, kept on and by the time had
used three boxes not a sign of the
trouble remained. Ny health is per-
feet"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. n. Z.
The citizen., 1908-11-13
Meaning Her?

Mrs. Brown-"Is your husbands
business growing?"
Mrs. Smith-"Oh! dear, yes Why,
last week his receipts were so large
that he had to have a receiver ap-
pointed to take care of them: -
Cleveland Leader.
The citizen., 1908-11-13
Hunils There.

Dumley-"Say, do you know any,
thing about golf?"
Pepprey-" Not much. Why?"
What's bunker do
you know?"
Pepprey - Il suppose it's one of
those cranks that simply live on the
links. Philadelphia Press.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

martyr to kidney
trouble, backache,
dizzy spells. head
aches and a terri
BILE bearing down
pain. ! used one
remedy after an
other without ben
eft. Finally I
used a box of
Doan's Kidney pills
The citizen., 1908-11-13
Useless.

Gateman Cat the musical Comedy
Don't you want to come back?"
Castleton-"No."
Gateman =" Well, take this pass
check, anyway. Yon can hand it to
some chap on the outside"
Castleton - MY dear fellow, |
haven't an enemy IN the world. -
Life.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

Hicks Caput.lre Cures Nervousness.
Whether tired out. worried, overworked, or
what not. Il refreshes the brain and
nerves. It's Liquid anu pleasant to take.
The citizen., 1908-11-13
Money is Curse,

"My curse upon you, ungrateful
boy"
well. now, governor" replied the
prodigal, "going to leave me your
money, after all? That's mighty good
of you
OF course, this jocular view of the
matter resulted in reconciliation
Philadelphia Ledger.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

The outcome of trip on the
matrimonial sea depends largely on
the ballast.
The citizen., 1908-11-13
Pcroxidcals.

"The dictionary describes an afTin-
ity as chemical attraction"
Most of them are. louisville
Courier-Journal.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

New York City has twice as many
telephones as London, four times as
many as Berlin and six times as
many as Paris.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

CapEdine Cures Indigestion Pains,
Belching Sour Stomach, and Heartburn
from whatever cause. It's Liquid. Effects
Immediately. Doctors prescribe it. l0c.,
25c., and Soc. at drug stores.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

Mira Wnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softcns thegums, reduces intlamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
The citizen., 1908-11-13
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ImnrIrdent.

When mother boxes Mary's ears,
She stands in tears and blubbers:
Oh. foolish child, to stand in tears
Without pair of rubbers.
-1larper's Magazine.
The citizen., 1908-11-13
To Drive Out Malaria and Build Up
the system

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTE
LESS CHILL TOXIC. You know what you
are taking. The formula is plainly printed
on every bottle, showing it is simply Qui-
nine and Iron in tasteless form, and the
most etfectua form for grown people
and children Soc
The citizen., 1908-11-13

The average man keeps lot OF
ready-made excuses on tap.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

Some of the finest French tapestry
is manufactured SO slowly that an
artist cannot produce more than ::
quarter of square yard in year.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

You are not entitled to much
credit for doing the things you want
to do.
The citizen., 1908-11-13

Poor judgment is the blossom and
bad luck is the fruit. B. N. U. 40.
The citizen., 1908-11-13
PERFECT HEALTH
After Years OF Backache, Dizziness
and Kidney Disorders.

Mrs. r. c. Richmond. OF North
wood. Iowa. says: For years was a
The citizen., 1908-11-13

In after years what man doesn't
know his son can teach him.
The citizen., 1908-11-13
A Poor Advertiser.

II hear your daughter is engaged
to duke"
Yes; but he's a poor stick"
The citizen., 1908-11-13

Hasn't had the enterprise to
smash camera, as yet. ."-Washing-
ton Herald.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
H. T B. GREY
Appeared During

)ffice had much to do with the set
Element of at least two big contro-
ersies between the men and the
ompany. In meetings of the street
ar employees Grey was largely listen
d to, and was perhaps the most gem
rally loved man who shared their
problems.
Today meeting of the local union
vas held TO determine what part tie
nen would take in the funeral Of their
fellow workman. AS large a turnout
rs possible will be made, and it is
probable that the band, which has
rot been together since Labor day.
viii render selections To the music
rom this band Grey marched with
ne men in their public demonstra-
ions in May 1907, during the last
strike.
KNOWN AS "TIBBY."
Mr.. Grey was Familiarity known as
libby" He started to work in Salt
AXE laying track for the Rapid
Transit company after coming here
rom Virginia. When the tracltlay-
ng was completed he operated a First
street car, and On this run he remain
ID through all the years, his final SER
ice being done on the front of a
car on this line. In his religious af-
iliauons he was a member of the
Church, and remained faithful 10 II
o the end. BY vile VINO died IN
Virginia before he Iame to Utah. Mr..
Grey had a family, the members of
which are now grown and married.
In Utah he married again, and there
survive him wife and five children,
the eldest of whom is 10 years of age.
The funeral services will be held
from the Firth ward westinghouse
Wednesday afternoon at . p. m, tie
Foresters, Woodmen of the World and
Street Car Mems union participating
To those who knew Mr.. Grey
through the strenuous days of the
1907 strike, he made an Impression
never to be forgotten. 1t was he who
when "a strike seemed inevitable in
1906. went to b. II. Roberts, laid his
case before him, and secured his SER
vices as an intermediary. Through
this action - meeting with the COM
pany was secured, and a working ar
rangement, preventing a strike was
drawn up. 1t remained in operatt n
for one year. the strike occurring
when it finally expired,
AS b. II. ROBERTS SAW HIM.
81 remember IL. T. b, Grey" said b..
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
BANQUET FOR DUBOIS.
Grand Reunion of Disgruntled Pollti-
clans on Washington's Birthday.

With an expense of SO, per plate the
friends and admirers OF Fred II. Dubois
will banquet the late senator from Ida
no on Washlngton's kirthday. Feb. 22.
How much Of the $3.50 per plate will
20 for 'ptomaine poisoning" for the
senator IL is not stated. However such
banquets In the past have frequently
been followed by a slight indisposition
ON the part of the senator which has
kept him in his rooms with this malady,
the normal symptoms of which are n
luscious demand for the cllnk of the
ice I'm the woter pitcher
The Nour the ha"duet win start Will
be 1880 p. IN, j. Il. McGinty viii collect
the senator succeeds IN outsitting any
of his admirers, a second reay may be
uncorf'ad. Other prominent admirers
of Senator Dubois who win be present
are Joseph Llppm0n. who was never
absent when any political barrel was
In danger Of being tapped: T.. -. Critch-
low, whose favorite dish Is toasted HER
arch, because the broiled variety does
not give him chance enough to chew
on the morsels. John Il. Street, who
VIII do duty for this evening by his
party III. j. pinlnny. who Is grateful
TO ogden Hiles for stepping aside and
giving him a chance and O. d. Rock
lidge who viii tell them when It's time
to so home.
Senator Dubois with his Idaho Week
ly Is riding his hlerarchal hobby horse
on 10 whatever lecture platform he
may, since deprived OF am opportunity
20 exploit II In Congress. His bosom
friend, Frank j. Cannon, Ia not mem
toned among honored committeeman in
charge OF the banquet
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
SURE CURE FOR BABY's ITCH.
OIL of Wlntergrccn In External wash
Produces Remarkable Results
How TO Get Prescription.

Is your baby burning up with tort,n-
ing itching Eczema? Is he tearing his
tender skin to shreds vainy trying 10
scratch away tho terrible agony?
Are you or any member Of your fam =
lily suffering with an aggravating per
cisteut skin disease?
Use oil of wintergreen mixed with
thymol glycerino, etc, In u. d. ID. Pre-
scrlption. 1t will give instant relief.
on OF wlntergreen, this simple every
day oil of wlntergreen mixed with 9th
or healing herbs and vegetable ingredi-
ents, cures the worst forms OF skin dis
ease. and the remedy IS SO easy to APP
ply. lust an external liquid wash. No
drugs or medicines, Just few drops of
the wash applied 20 the itching, burning
spots. then instant relief The instant
the oil is applied the itch is gone.
To secure the proper results from ~
soothing curative remedy. 1t Is neces-
sary to use oil of wintergreen com
pounded with other mild ingredients
This compound known as u. II. d. Pre-
scription. not only relieves hut perma-
nentlv cures. Just try u. d. u. Pre-
scrlptiop Try few drops and note
the relief. we positively vouch for the
merits OF this remedy. Druehl & Fran
ken Druggist
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
FUNERAL OF WIN. LovEDAY.
Impressive Services Held over Re
mains of We'll Known Citizen.

Az the Third ward meetinghouse IN
the Liberty stake az p. m, yesterday
impressive funeral services were held
over the remains OF the late William
Loveday. Bishop Roscoe w. Eardly.
presiding The meeting opened by the
choir singing the hymn Though deep
ening trials throng your way" Prayer
was offered by Elder John Y. Smith.
Remarks were made boy Elder william
Wood. who had lab0red as missionary
IN London "a years ago followed by El-
ders q. r. Pye and l. w. Simms. old
time associates of Elder LoYeday. The
speakers paid sincere tribute 10 the de-
ceased, as being a long time and faithful
member OF the Church There were
also present Elders Thomas Simms
Charles Num-, George wills, Walter
w. Kiddle. Robert Hlgbie, ST., and
many other late members OF the Lon
don conferences The services were con-
cluded By appropriate remarks by Bish-
op Eardly. and singing by the choir.
Benedlctlon was pronounced by Robert
Hlgbie. Sr
William Loveday was born IN 1923
and became a memher OF the Church
IN the early hfties, WAS many years en-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
INQUIRIES SENT OUT.
VI. Il NJ. Association Busy for Progress
OF State.

All mayors OF cities and towns Of
Utah have boon sent inquiries by the
secretary OF the NJ and NJ. associa-
ton. asking them what Industries are
located IN their towns, and what new
cncs are desired.
This Information was one OF the
things desired by the original founders
OF the association, and the first year
was largely spent In collecting H. at-
ter which work was taken up to se-
cure the founding Of needed lndus-
tries here. and to combat conditions
unfavoroble TO the establishment of
such plants, especially coal and
freight conditions which were found
to operate against Utah's chances to
grow.
In the recent change of admins
tration in the NJ ana NJ IL was found
desirable to re-collect the data, as the
dles We're not sufficiently Illuminate
ing, and therefore a series Of letters
asking for reports was determined
upon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11

6 p. m. they all got through early,
Rev. j. G. Kairns Of the Second Meth
odist church presided az toastmaster.
and among those who responded to
toasts Were Rev. p. A. Simpkin on "rhe
Faster OF salt Lake County" Rev. A.
T. Buxton on SHOW Me- and Rev.
Emanuel Rydberg on our Wives
Miss Nickerson, elocutionist recitea.
Present at the banquet were: DR.
and Mrs. A. 7. Buxton, DR.. w. NJ Pad
en- and Miss Padeu. Miss Buckles Rev.
Jesse Hyde of Murray, Rev. and Mrs.
]. c. Andrews, Rev. and Mrs. J. II.
Allen, Rev d. a. Brown, Rev. ana Mrs.
III. J. Hanson. Rev. and Mrs. +. A.
Simpkin, Rev. and Mrs. r. G. Parker
President and Mrs r. NJ Stephenson
Rev. and Mrs. Emanuel Rydberg. and
Rev. and Mrs. d. NJ Helmiok. Rev. and
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11

gaded as steward In the merchant serv-
Toe, visiting in that capacity almost
every part IN the world. He rendered
timely. aid to those elders who first
opened the gospel in the East indies.
and throughout his entire membership
In the Church WAS an earnest advocate
and defender OF the principles of tho
gospel Ills first wife died some 10
years ago, by whom two sons survive,
and are engaged I'm the merchant serv-
Ice. His second wife survives him. Ell
der Loveday emisratod some IS years
ago. during which time he filled a mis-
sion to Great Britain He died as he
had lived, a faithful Latter-day Saint
Millenial star please copy.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
ONE CASE OF MENINGITIS.

According 70 the January report OF
the board OF health there We're t2a
deaths during that month In this city,
an increase Of seven over the CORE
sponding month OF last year No appre.
ciahle difference is noticeable I'm the
number OF contagious diseases The s7i
cases coming under this heading are
thus enumerated; Scarlet fever So,
measles. 2S7i diphtherla, 80; ohioksnpox
D meningitis ! pneumonia, 7; typhoid
fever 5; tuberculosis 1, The number
OF births during January was 1863.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11

The man who uses his
brain in planning and ex-
ecuting valuable ideas has
practically no limit to his
money-making success.
The daily waste of brain
and nerve cells caused by
mental activity must be
promptly replaced by new
materlaI-prOper food. This
is a natural process.
Grape-Nuts has for years
been the ideal food for the
brain worker. II is made Of
wheat and barley including
the natural vital phos-
plates of these grains,
which form, with the aIbu-
men of the food the natural
material for brain cells.
Try Grape Nuts with
cream or good milk for
breakfast and supports
delicious as well as upbuild-
lng.
There's a Reason"
Read the little booklet "The
Road to MELVILLE in pkgs.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
HAS WON DEGREE.

w A. Leays brother Of lanes
Leary Of this city has returned from
Chicago university where he has
completed a three years study of law.
and has been given the coveted de-
gree Of Doctor Of Jurisprudence. DR..
Learr practiscd law here and also
engaged IN newspaper work tor some
time prior 20 going to Chicago, after
graduating from Amherst college He
VIII now resume active legal prac-
cise In salt Lake City.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11

ing that he did not think was abso-
lutely fair. and at the same time ne
showed determination to accept moth
ing that was wrong. Slow of speech
he met the officials of the company in
the meeting that was arranged and
told them Of the hard conditions under
which the men worked. so placing the
propositions that they won out on their
very reasonableness. He was the kind
of man who is most badly needed
among our working men, and most
useful when finally he appears"
Following the settlement of the strike
in 1907, Mr. Grey became n strong ad-
vocate OF unionism among the en-
ployes. and then of reasonableness
within the union. In this connection
he forwarded to the "Motorman and
Conductor" a magazine which reaches
all streetcar men, a number of argu-
ments in favor of certain union poll
cies, and from a tabernacle sermon Of
b. II. Roberts he forwarded an extract
which was printed in a "boN frame"
on the cover of the magazine. 1t read:
Experience shows that organized la
Dor is able to secure consideration for
its membership, improve conditions UNI
der which they work. safeguard their
rights, enlarge their privileges, prevent
injustice. command for them better
wages-which is only saying that it
puldlilS q JhSlST snare OF ltle wealth.
which they help to create. and by doing
all this organized labor enables the
masses to participate in the prosperity
OF our times. and the blessings of the
age and civilization. Shall we deny
that such results are good? Shall We
say that such achievements are unde-
sireable 1 will not. | believe In or
ganized labor"
1856 MEN IN ORGANIZATION.
The Salt Lake motormen and con-
ductors now have 3S5 men In their or
ganization, and Mr., Grey has gradu-
ally retired from active participation
in the control of local affairs. so that
others are now prepared to fully keep
up the work Of the organization. TO
all who share the work of getting a
car out on wlntery morning, and
standing at A wheel brake and current
controller all day his death seems TO
remove an intimate friend with n keen
appreciation of just what the problem
is they are facing, He has been In
the streetcar business for eighteen
years, and all OF this service was in
salt Lake He was born April o,
1858, In Virginia, and was in his fifty
fifth year when he died.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
Oldest Man in Point of Service on
Street Car System
Passes Away.
HON. B. H. ROBERTS TRIBUTE.
"Ilc Was a Type of the Best Kind of
Men Among the Great Work
ing Classes"

The men who operate the motors
and collect the fares on the salt Lake
City street cars are today passing the
word along the line that the dean II
their corps is dead II. T. r. Grey
the oldest man in point of service on
the salt Lake cars, died yesterday ar
ternoon at the Holy Cross hospital
Following an operation Grey was
national vice president of the Anal
gamated Association Of S;eet and
Electric RailwQy employees, and IN this
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11

II, Roberts this morning, He came to
my office as spokesman FOR commit
tee. and soon found J had to deal
with a man of clear common sense, not
brilliant ability, but just the long head
ed common sense that is the hope of
the nation. He was a type, and a
type of the best kind of men among
the great working classes.
"As he talked he asked for moth
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
MINISTERIAL BANQUET.
Enjoyable Function nj Cullen Attend
ed by Thirty Rcvcrcnds and Wives.

The annual banquet of the salt Lake
Ministerial association was held last
night, at the Cullen hotel. where 30
covers were laid for the reverends and
their wives. AS the banquet began at
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11

IT'S time to look into your shoe
wants for spring, 1903.
creations only shown here that
you VIII not see elsewhere for for
az least a year. Lasts that give
absolute comfort at prices that
are consistent with"Money Back"
dealings e. Waterproof Shoes that
VIII Keep your feet dry for this
sort OF weather is a better invest.
men' than paying a doctor bill.
DAVIS SHOE CO.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11

A tissue builder, fest producer, brings
health and happiness into the system
That's what HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea has done for millions. Twill
lets.
z. c. NJ. /. Drug Dept 112-l14 So. Main
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
TO PREVENT THE GRIP.

LAXATIVE BROMO QClNtNE removes
the cause. To get The genuine. call for
full name and look for signature of Il. w.
GROVE, 25c
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
1856 MEN IN ORGANIZATION.

No flower could at All compare,
With this pretty lass so young and fair;
Her step Is light. her heart IS free,
Since taking Rocky Mountain Tea.
n. G. NJ. I. Drug Dept. ll2-il4 So. Main
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
FUNDS TRANSFERRED.

Several estimates for public work
were presented with requests that
transfers be made from the street fund
to special funds. In all cases but fnai
estimates, the amounts were trans er-
red and the final estimates with the
requests went to the finance committee
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11

Mrs. r. s. Nickersun and Miss Nloiier-
son. OF Sandy, Rev and Mrs. j. IT,
Cairns.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11

PILES CUREG IN O to IL DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure
any case Of Itching Blind, Bleeding or
protrudinE Piles in to II days or money
refunded Soc.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-02-11
Good Bread
the real substance
of everyday existence, is best
when made Of
HUSLER'S
FLOUR

urged that the public safety demands
the increased force. Tho communication
was referred to the committee on police
and arison.
The council, In passing the new ordi-
nance relating to the recorders force,
provided the board of park commission
ers with a clerk and stenogra pher at a
salary OF $500 a year. Office room FOR
the commission may be provided in the
City and County building.