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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09
Minneapolis Faces Deficit.

Minneapolis city departments have
expended ,327,618.12 of the s1,491,-
$50 appropriated for current expenses
for the year 1908, which leaves only
S120,S96.66 to cover the budgets for.
November and December and it is
feared that there will be more deficits
at the close of the present year than.
ever before iii the history OF the city.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09
4 dan1ereus 0peration

the removal Of the appendix By
surgeon. No enc WHO takes DR.. Kings
New Life Pills Is ever subjected to this
srlglltful ordeal. They work so quietly
se't d.h's feel them. They cure cousti-
patton. headache, blliousness and ma-
larla 25c. at 0. NJ. Olsens drug store
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09
Diplomacy.

who did this?''
ooh, sir, l don't like to blame any
iody.''
Noble youth! For your sake I'll for
give him. But who did it?'
Il CHI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09
Shall We Tan Your Hide?

The average Stock Raiser hardly realli-
zeS the value of COW, steer and horse hides
when converted into fur coats, robes and
rugs. Get the new illustrated cataleg of
the Crosby Tristan Fur Co., Rochester, n,
Z. It will be revelation to you. And
Crosby pa IS the freight
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09
Send Your Cattle and Horse Hides

to the Crosby Tristan Fur Company, Koch
ester, ~ Z, and have them converted into
coats. robes, rugs, gloves and mittenss
buy. Never mind the distance, Crosby
pays the freight See our new illustrated
catalog page IS. interested send for it
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09
Exactinq.

My present patient said the pretty
nurse, lis very peevish millionaire
Never mind. He may ask you to
marry him.
Yes: he may. He has about run
cut Of other requests
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09
Tumors, Golfer, Fistula, Piles,

Varicocele, Rupture and enlarged glands trea-
ted and cured without pain and without the loss
OF blood, This is one of his own discoveries, and
is really the most scientific and certainly sure
cures of the nineteenth century Consultation
TO those interested, $1.00. No incurable cases
taken with guarantee to cure.
DIR. REH g. CO.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09

When Rubbers Become Necessary.
And your shoes pinch. Aliens Foot Ease pow
der to be shaken into the Shoes is Just the thing
Everywhere, 25c. Sample FREE. Address Al
len S. 0msted, LIE Roy, N Y. Don't accept my
substitute. 4S-5t
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09

First Dog-That Teller that's waiting
on Miss Greyhound keeps late hours,
doesn't he?
Second Dog-Yes; I hear that he's a
real setter. Illustrated Bits.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09
DIR. Rea has been educated in the best
hospitals of Europe and America.
Consultation in German and English.

AOopAokbiS Va 1IoA 20 c1Ilo 1AlOIlCd.
Consultation in German and English.
All durable medical and surgical diseases
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat, Lung Diseases, Ear
ly Consumption, Bronchitis, Bronchial Catarrh
Constitutional Catarrh, Nasal Catarrh Dyspepsia
Sick Headache Stomach and bowel Troubles
Appendicitis, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica
Brights Disease Diabetes Kidney, Liver, Blad-
der Troubles, Prostate and Female Diseases
Dizziness, Nervousness Indigestion. Obesity, In
terrupted Nutrition, Slow Growth in Children,
and all wasting disease in adults Many cases
of Deafness, Ringing in the Ears, Loss Of Eye
sight, Cataract Cross Eyea, etc., that have been
improperly treated can be easily restored. De-
formities, Club Feet, Curvature Of the Spine, Di-
sease of the Brain, Paralysis, Epilepsy, Heart
Disease, Dropsy, Swelling of the Limbs, Stric-
ANre, Open Sores, Pain in the bones, Granular
Arrangements. and all long standing diseases
properly treated. Young, rliddIe-aged and old,
single or married men, and all who suffer from
lost manhood, nervous debility. spermatorrhoea
seminal losses, sexual decay, failing memory,
weak eyes, stunted development, lack of energy
impoverished blood, pimples impediments to
marriage, blood and skin diseases, syphilis,
Eruptions Hair Falling, swelIings, Sore throat,
ulcers, Weak back, Burning Urine. passing urine
too often, Gonorrhoea, elect, Structure, receive
searching treatment, prompt relief and cure for
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1908-12-09

Minneapolis, MINI
Arizona republican., 1908-02-10

AN EXILE'S JOY.-ThOmas Shep- pard has written a very excellent ar .ticle which appears in the February number oc the American magazine
 Mir. Sheppard is a reformed newspaper man who came to Arizona two or three years ago to better his health and who, after getting here, decided to engage in orange cultur4 and thus better his fortune also. The title Of MT. Shep- pard's article is Three Thousand Miles From Broadway, and Glad of It." The real subject of it is the Salt River valley, Arizona, though no fault can be found with the title, which is most appropriate Mr Sheppard had been reading a series Of articles in the magazine which seemed to be a tale of woe. The burden of it all was that the cities are too densely populated, the poor artisans are out of work, their resources becoming more and more slender and their families larger. Nothing but disaster seems to be ahead of them and the question con stantly arises what will become of them, or what shall they do to better their condition. Mir. Sheppard seeks to show as clearly as possible that there is room Cor a few millions Of them in Arizona if they only have enough am bition left to come ont here. IL is not designed as an advertising project, though of course it does advertise this valley. It is written for the purpose of pointing out an easier highway for a large part of humanity to travel. But if the highway leads to this val ley and this valley prospers as the re- suit of it. nobody should blame Mir. Sheppard. Yesterday, in one days mail. he got about a dozen inquiries as the result of his story, showing that somebody has read it. The opportu- mites of this valley have been closely safeguarded and kept quite secret for a long time. but Mir. Sheppard has seen fit to speak of the matter public ly and he declares that, he will not regret it no matter how many people are made happy by possession of this
Arizona republican., 1908-02-10

great cast and that I was at last one
 of his stars. As that is the ambition of everz' man and woman in the pro fession'H-ou can imagine how happy was. The following season found me opening at the New Lyceum Theater
 in Just Out Of College" We had the greatest first act I have ever seen, but the next two were not so good. Mind you, they were very funny, but not so funny as the first. If they had been.
 the play would have stuck to New
 York like a birthmark
 My second season on the road was taken i'll, and was obliged to close my season and go to Roosevelt hospital where the surgeons had all~iinds of fun with me. Glen MacDonough, the author of Babes in Toyland," calling on me one day. I complained about the seven incisions they had made, you need not kick he said, 'you are the only American star that has had eight successful openings in one year As soon as l was on m- feet l pulled out for Phoenix that had haunted me for five -ears. I had been taken III be- fore, and had to leave the Empire The ater and had spent two winters here, and had always wanted to come back. AnG now that ! am here, l am going 10 try and sta-. l have a con- tract signed in New York with my manager and two authors with orders to write for me, but if l can fix any thing so that I can make my home here, I shall. And there is plenty to amuse me. Why, right now I am hay ing the time Of my life rehearsing for the Country Club play when We are going to Go "The Man From Mexico" It might not be so much fun if the ladies ard gentlemen were not so quick and brIgnt as they are. Have yea ever seen tke play? It is full and rInnmE over with slang and funny lines. ! saw Willie Collier in it ana he oh. CIV I ar. beginning to talk Cf some che else aru You don't want that. Anyway. icn't fail to come tc see the play. ] know yoall roar over it."
Arizona republican., 1908-02-10
OPEN AIR SWIMMING AT GAS

TILE HOT SPRINCS.-To swim out of doors in winter iS Q rare treat any where at this season of the year: but the guests at the beautiful Arizona re- sort, Castle Hot Springs, have this pleasure at any time in the warm pOols and without any danger of cold. The temperature oc the water in the big pool is kept at about S3 degrees. which is sufficiently warm to make it de- lightful and invigorating. With re- ports from eastern states of bliZzards and persons freezing to death in their homes. the contrast of climate surely could not be greater than it is at this time Of the year.
Arizona republican., 1908-02-10

On your free and unrestricted choice of any MESALiNE, TAF- FETA OR NET WAIST in the house. Plenty of sizes for all com CTS.
Arizona republican., 1908-02-10

For your pick of any FALL OR WINTER SUIT in stock-ele- gantly tailored garments in solid colOrs, plaids and checks.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12

trary we will give our loyal support to the
action Of the convention, and in this our
action will be entirely consistent. We have
already accomplished a great deal, for the
vote in the committee showed a very mar
row margin OF only four votes against us
on this most important provision on which
we differ. On the other hand, the Roose-
welt administration is cimmitted irrepara-
bly, to central domination over the states.
Our choice, therefore. is plain. 1t is with
the party whose traditions are for the con-
stitutional effect of the states against fed
eraI encroachment We not only support
the ticket, but our only hope of preserving
the status quo on these doctries is to elect
the ticket. Those who feel as I do will
understand that a republican senate will
never consent TO turn over to a democratic
president any further extension of power.
And thus the present situation will be con-
tinued until we shall have another oppor-
tunity to fight another battle within party
lines"
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12
LATEST WORD IN BATTLESHIPS
England starts in to Beat It's own
RecOrd-ChanEes in Big
Guns,

When the Dreadnought was laid down,
only three years ago. it was said that II
would reduce all existing battleships to
the scrap heap. The st. Vincent begun at
the end of last December, was said by a
British naval authority in a burst of
rather tropical enthusiasm to be "infln-
itely' superior to the ~Dreadnought. In
f~initely'' in that case probably meant
about 20 per cent. Now the London Tele-
graph asserts that a new type is to be
laid down to eclipse the st. Vincent.
The Dreadnought is of 1890 tons and the
ST. Vincent of 1880. The new monster is
expected to reach b. But size is 10 be
one of the least Of its distinctions. 1t is
to go back to 13.5-inch guns. abandoned In
the British navy for all ships within the
last seventeen years. The modern twelve
inch fifty-eight-ton gun, firing an S50-pound
projectile at $500 feet per second, has a
muzzle energy over one-third greater than
that developed by one of the lS.5-inch
sixty-nine-ton guns Of the Royal Soyer-
eien, which fires a l,2JO-pound shell at 206
feet per second, and II will pierce seven
teen inches of Krupp steel armor 1T 1900
yards, while the Royal Sovereign's guns
will pierce only eleven inches. The size
| OF kuuH OHCllldNtb VI q " , -
400 years ago the Turks had some that
would have held Mr.. Taft in comfort. They
used to fire stone cannon balls that weighed
600 pounds apiece. Then the pieces grew
| smaller for ease Of handling, and when
better methods OF handling were invented
they grew larger again. At one time the
Italian navy had guns OF II inches, firing
shells that weighed a ton apiece. The last
American battleships to carry lS-inch guns
were the Alabama, Illinois and Wisconsin,
launched ten years ago. The largest since
that have been the 12-inch, Now it seems
that bigger weapons are to be in fashion
again.
A still more remarkable innovation in
the new British ship is to be the use OF
gas engines, making tunnels unnecessary.
Among other advantages, this will remove
the temptation for careless persons in air
ships TO drop bombs down the smokestacks.
Max Pemberton equipped his Iron Pirate
with gas engines fifteen years ago, pre-
dieting that this would be the motive power
for the fleets OF the future-another IL
Illustration, like so many in the career of
Jules Verne, Of the superiority OF fiction
over fact. The gas engine threatens to
end the reign OF the turbine before II has
fairly begun.
1t is estimated that the proposed Brit.
ish super-Dreadnougnt will cost something
like S2 $4,000 OF course It could not be
duplicated in this country for less thar
10000 0 and II We take the lead In the
competition with 25,OOO-ton ships, as Mr.
Hobson urges. we must be prepared TO pay
at least S2O.Oo0,OO apiece for them. And
about that time a 5000 flying machine
may send them all to the museum o.
antiquities.-Collier's Weekly.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12
Talks on Teeth
The GOSPEL of Good Teeth.

We are going to preach a short sermonf
taking our text from The Gospel OF Good
Teeth"
You owe II to yourself and TO those de-
pending upon you, or with whom you as
ISOLATE, To radiate good hcalth' ana You
can't radiate good health unless you nave
good teeth. Some Of us live 20 cat Dut
we must all cot to live, and u we uoh
eat properly and masticate our food proper
~, we won't live long. There used TO be
some excuse for those people who hao
missing teeth, or whose teeth were loose
Tor the only assistance they could Sc
sure was from a partial plate. when IL a
very poor substitute, or, from ordinary
bridge work, that Is but little better when
II comes to appearance. BY our improved
method we guarantee to give YOU teeth
that are as serviceable and beautiful as
your natural teeth. These teeth once I'm
the mouth are as firm and solid as a
rock. II your teeth are loose. we tighten
them and cure Pyorrhea diseased gums)
II you are skeptical and doubt as to our
ability, we can give you all the proof
that is necessary to convice you that we
can do all we claim. II you live at a dts
lance and cannot call at once we will
gladly mail you our booklet on the origi-
nal Alveolar method along with a book Of
testimonials. We practice the original AL
veolar method and this work cannot be had
west of Chicago, outside of our office.
Beware Of imitators using the word AL
veolar. We do all work pertaining to the
care of the teeth. Have you seen our AL
veolar crowns?
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12
"1 didn't even swing. Bafry returned.

." didn't even swing Baffy returned.
d" You made a balkl' yelled Schmidt
Before hostilities could commence 1
again explained to Schmidt that he was
thinking on the wrong side of the street.
But Baffy was sore and his play went far
to the bad. Schmidt showed his lack Of
form and each registered seven strokes
getting to the green.
'Baffy's ball lay close to schmidt's about
an inch back. He putted, and instantly
Schmidt made a sweep with his broom
that sent Baffy's pellet off the green and
his own into the hole.
What do you mean by that?' Baffy
shouted.
I was only working the squeeze game.
Schmidt answered.
'Baffy replied by slamming Schmidt in
the chest with his putter. ] got them un-
tangled finally and started in to coach
Schmidt.
But Baffy's nerve was gone and he was
beaten, two up, with a medal score of 22'
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12

The semi-circular erections were spirit
uaily magnificent with their bevies OF Back
Bay beauties seated thereon when the or
Ranization from Harvard traversed the
field in a gentlemanly fashion. one student
seized the willow where II gave the greatest
leverage and struck Il graceful atuthue.
However. he struck nothing else, for ne
who evolves the sphere now entered INTO
a series OF remarkable contortions IRON
which the globe finally emerged" descrlb,
ing a perfect parabola, whose orbit seemed
unapproachable to the Disconnected scient-
list. The process being repeated three con-
secutive times, the unfortunate student re-
tired, bursting into tears.
His successor was more successful sue
ceeding in approaching into closer proNI
Violently into the left-hand prairie. where
It passed peacefully away into the hands OF
an unsympathetic barbarian.
(At this point the reporter was ejected.)-
Harvard LambOOn.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12

mitee your dissent as to the provision OF
federal action within state lines"
How Parker voted.
Judge Parker hesitated a moment, and
then replied:
81 don't like any secrecy in public af-
fairs, and 1 don't mind telling you that I
did record my dissent from the platform
on account of this and certain other provis-
Ions. as l propose to fight this battle over
again in some later convention. The situa-
ton was just like this: l and a few others
went into the platform committee differing
with other member on the question OF re-
s!sting federal entertainments on state home
rule. We were confronted with a marked
difference of views. But let me say that
throughout the long and trying sessions OF
the committee there was never any varia-
ton from the utmost good feeling among
the members The spirit of give and take
always prevailed. 1t made me feel glad
hat l had attended the convention. 1t also
gave me the point of view of those hav-
Ing honest differences OF opinion with me
IN questions of principles. While some OF
the contentious urged by part OF my as
sociates were contrary to those OF my ed
ucation and belief, yet I could not but feel
that they were as sincere and honest In
their convictions as / was in mine. The
one dominating sentiment was to formulate
. platform which would state honestly to
ne public the views of its trainers"
support Of Ticket p'"'"~'
It was suggested to Judge Parker that
hnce he had dissented from this provision
" the platform he and his friends might
I~estitste to support the ticket.
mot at ALL" he replied. ION the con-
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12

We passed In, white a strong arm reached
out and pushed back Jones. toiiowinS close
after. We heard the fateful word
Tickets; Jones eager explaining that he
was consul to Japan and had an impor-
tant message TO the chairman, and then
the same old request: Move on, and don't
block up the stairs"
An hour later. after climbing all over the
coliseum, and interviewing dozens Of af-
fable but powNrless gentlemen. we found a
worried official who hung the official
hardware upon our coats and turned us
loose. privileged to roam about the con-
vention hall and sit down in any seat that
wasn't occupied.
The Elephant Trick.
In the evening. tired and footsore from
being POSTED about the hall, l met Jones
again. He was radiantly happy.
Get in2' l asked.
"Of course" said Jones, throwing back
his head, and armholing his thumbs.
Didn't 1 tell you that l always attend a
national convention7"
How did you do it7' l asked.
SSH" said Jones. He pulled from his
pocket a little gilt button with an elephant
upon It. See thatY' he said. II met
Clarke downtown at noon. and he gave ms
that button. Told men to go to the door
K-7, put this button in my coat. find a
doorkeeper with a button OF the same
kind on, walk up TO him. tap him twice on
the vest front. say; Good morning. Bill.
and pass in. l did It and It worked like a
charm. The elephant club is the best yet
But how did you get a seat?" l asked
Easiest thing in the world" said Jones.
The ushers are all green. anyway. / picked
the best seat l could find, and when the
usher came to put me out, l tapped my
button and asked him II he didn't know
better than to order a member OF the
state central committee around George
Fitch in Golfers Weekly.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12
NOMINEE WILL GO TO LINCOLN
John w. Kern VIII Visit Mr.. Bryan
on His Way Home.

~AH
on His Way Home.
INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, July li.-Tele-
grams received here last night from John
w. Kern. democratic candidate for vice
president, announce that he will remain at
Denver until Monday. when he will go to
Lincoln with the members of the national
democratic committee to call on Mr.. Bryan.
Mr.. Kern will reach Chicago Wednesday
and will return to Indianapolis Thursday.
Arrangements are being made for his re-
ceDtion here.
a big civic celebration is being planned.
Mayor B~ookwalter and John Hollett, pres
ident OF the Commercial club, who is pres
ident also of the Indiana Democratic club,
have begun arrangements.
1T must be an affair in which the people
OF Indianapolis, irrespective OF party, will
be asked to participate said the mayor
today. when Vice President Fairbanks
returned home after his nomination. one
OF the happiest and heartlest addresses OF
welcome was made by o w. Kern"
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12
Tbe PIumber,a Derby.

The compassionate citizen remarked 10
his plumber: Gus II l were a plumber
and had to crawl into small hooks and
corners as you do. ia wear a sort nat or
cap. Why, your derby is fun or dents.
hat; this derby has saved my head many
a hard knock from pipes and beams. See;
/ nave IL packed with crumpled news,
papers, which give me both inspiration ana
immunity.-New York Press.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12
Oh, n Joy.

Cured at last! Oh, what Joy to think
that l have at last been cured OF that awful
bowel trouble" are the words OF A. C..
Butler of Cold Springs, Tex, who suffered
off and on for twelve months with a dis
order of his bowels, and finally, after
almost giving up in despair, was cured by
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea remedy. No one need suffer from
collie or diarrhoea for this remedy always
gives prompt relief. For sale by all drug
gists.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12
sherman 10 Undergo Operation.

UTICA, n. Y. July Thames S. Sher-
man. the republican vice presidential can
didate, was well enough today to visit his
business office and remain there an hour.
He expects a visit from Chairman Hitch
cock Of the national committee some time
next week. II Is announced that Nj.
Sherman will be operated on In one OF
the hospitals In this city, probably ten
DAYS or two weeks he
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12
NATIONAL COMMITTEES COMING
Special Train VIII Bear Members 20
Lincoln.

DENVER, July ia special train bear
ing the members OF the national COMMITTEES
and correspondents to call upon
William J. Bryan, the democratic nomi-
nee for president. will leave here for Lin
coin over the Chicago, Rock Island & Pa
cific railroad at 5 o'clock Monday evening,
Mrs. Ruth Bryan-Leavitt also will be
with the party. They will arrive at LIN
coin at s o'clock Tuesday morning.
Omaha daily bee., 1908-07-12
skinned from Head to Heel

was Ben Pool, Threet, Ala, when drag
ged over a gravel roadway; but Buck
lens Arnica salve cured him. Csc. For
sale by Beaton Drug Co.