The Honesdale citizen. [volume] (Honesdale, Pa.) 1873-1908, 1908-07-02

"This oomposes bis stock. his smoking 80"
II you want to buy cheap, give Millera call.
q in my frieDds, and aoD't be b-hiDd-
Orr door above Fosters, and Fred you will
find."
The late Judge ! IrenEo Grambs, ALEC
California "Fqf INNER" wss in 1861
the Wholesale bt Of the Lorillardr.
and for manJ ears before and after
that date ou eading tobacco dealer.
he was an e4s< hsive advertiser, his half
column aDB6uncement being headed
with the dbual cut of an Indian smoker,
and this couplet
Sublime tobacco, that, from East 10 West,
cheers the tars labor and the Turkman's
rect ~
'Dr. John Harris, N. D., Electrician,
Oculiet, Aurist and Medico- -Galvanist, a."
as he was wont to describe himself, used
to boast that he had put his entire prac
tice in Latin for the benefit Of posterity.
1t was no matter Of wonder, therefore,
that his advertisement of June, 1870,
should be beaded
Pro BONO PUBLIoo.
"Why sufier with the Dysentery,
With painful motions and long nighte weary
For can every one assure
That can give an immediate cure.
why cough aud strain
Until il does your lungs much harm,
| When Harriss Cough Drops
Will cure you like q oharmi
"wby let your baby suffer
| With the sore mouth, called the eprue,
! When HBTrig's Anti. Aphtha EleciuAry
| Will cure IL in a day or sol
with sore nipples, who can Gee
His wife writhe and moan both night and
day,
When Harris's Nipple Lotion
| Will ease and cure ber right away!
"why itch and scratch both night and day,
| L ntil the skin 10 torn away!
Why longer suffer. when with small expense
Harris's Itch Ointment will cure you Tor hf-
ty cents!
sore eyes. sore throat. aud piles 90 sore
For all such Ills come to me for q cure;
In forty-three years practice have tried &c
find
help or cure for the dlseasss of all man.
kind" JOHN HARMS, "A. ID.
Only Two OF the twenty or thirty ver-
see constituting G. N Scott's 'Boots'
epic csn be given here. but they will
serve as fair specimen Of the whole
IL looks as though boots were the foot
wear for every body in Mr.. SoottS time
while at present pair Of boots would
rank as curiosity:
Boots that are tight. Boots on your feet.
Boots that are not, Boots 10 your knses
Boots that are right Boots Of rubber
Are bought Of Scott. II you please"
We round up this galaxy Of adAerti
sing poems with one Of the Bard oi
Shanty Hills" characteristic produc
tions, a distinction to which it's well-re
membered author 10 certainly entitled.
1t was Mrs. Kelley @ proud boast that sht
could write poem on any conceivable
subject on the shortest notice, o claim
, which this specimen shows she could
make good
"Tve opened q store on q very small scale
Though good luck betide or evil prevail,
may not IN either case blame myself
/ bought the furniture cheap and the gooi,
on the shelf.
"Of lemonade, candy and peanuts fred
| roasted
keep the very best, though never has,
, have a supply Of tobacco and oigars,
And flags long to wave with the stripes ant
| the stars.
NEAR Farnham'a Bridge and near 80 stre
The Poet will your presence greet;
Both cheap and rare perfumes you'll dmt
Well suited to tony mind.
'.If this place should be hard to find,
Keep this impression in your mind:
Perfume 10 sold for Just one shilling,
Across the street from the palace called ht
Pottery building
3 Aug. l8. 1888. By Sarah Uirieh Kelley.
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