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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17
THE GERMAN EMPIRE.
ARMY and Navx Llre.

There IS one point IN the organiza-
ton of the German empire that Is often
lost sight OF namely, the fact that It
is composed of number of indepeu-
dent states, each with its separate, and
to some extent, Independent ruler who
has his own court ana his own minis
tiers
The people of the United States ma
turally look upon this union OF states
as somewhat similar to their own.
whereas II Is in reality quite differ
emit Recently, the French ambassador
in Berlin, NJ. Jules Cambon. has eN
pressed the desire to be accredited 10
the other German courts, as well as
TO the imperial court on the ground
that the British, Austrian, and Russian
ambassadors have hcen so accredited
for long time. This is quite a new
departure, and has not been proposed
by any of NJ. Cambon's predecessors.
What the outcome will be remains to
be seen. The imperial government Is
strong, and Is growing constantly
stronger II guards It's prerogatives
with Jealous care, and while the sep
aratc states still retain considerable
Independence. anything which tends to
foster that Independence Is naturally
discharged.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17
Tic NIntorlsi,s Aid.

mo, SIR said the motorist, "the air.
ship is utterly impractical"
| DO you speak as q scientist?"
No, sir. As man of an experience.
suppose your engine breaks or your
gasoline gives out and leaves you stuck
| away up yonder In n cloud bank, how
are you going to get team or horses
TO pun you out?' Washington Star.
Tess-Yes, she said her husband mar
ried her for her beauty. What do Won
think about that?
Swell, think her husband must
fe'el Ike widower now-Philadephia
Press.
My dear. have something awful to
tel you. That Mr.. Parker, with whom
you are carrying on such a mad affair.
Is a married man.
Nothing of the kind His wife has
gone 10 the country for the summer. -
Cleveland Leader.
"a monarchy" said the long-faced
man. lis the best form of government
for an agricultural country"
Why monarchy?' asked his COM
panion.
Because the people understand the
necessity of reigns for the country
Baltimore American.
James Mother-Jane can't make I'D
her mind which TO marry Mr. Byng or
Mr. Bang
James Father-Tell her to pick Bang.
He seems to have the smaller appetite.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Peari-Yes, our college has female
baseball team.
Ruby--Did you have any good catch
ers?
Pearl--I should say so. Five of them
caught husbands the first season and
broke up the team,-Chicago News.
Now what shall we name the baby?"
inquired the professors wife.
why, this species has been named"
answered the professor, in astonish-
ment. This Is a prlmate mammal,
homo sapiens?"-St Louis Republic.
How far have you proceeded In your
discussion of domestic probems?" ask
ed the reporter of the president of the
woman's club.
u think" she replied. I'VE have about
gone through the trousers pocket
matter. "-Philadelphia Press.
After more than year in prison tho
San Francisco CRATER was released on
81, $50, 900 bail.
What beautiful ethyl" he exclaim
ed as he emerged from the prison door.
Then he grew pensive.
And to think that | didn't steal II
all when / had a chance" he MUIR
INJURED. -Philadelphia Ledger
FIR. Flirty whom you admire so
much, is a college man. He is Bache-
lor OF Arts"
II should say he was. Can fiirt with
six girls and have EN- all on the string
at the same time baltimore Ameri- |
can.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

crs and students Of the university; that
the presence of persons 50 affected IL
a constant menace to the health OF
those with whom they come IN contact;
and further, that their own welfare Is
endangered by confinement indoors. Il
is added that the disease can be pre-
vented by the exclusion OF infected per-
sons
The specific recommendations OF the
medical committee were as followsi
'"rhot tho Board OF Regents OF the
University OF Utah reserve the right
To- have examined. by committee NJ
three OF the physicians Of the Medical
Department OF the University OF UTAH
any teacher. student or cmploye be.
licved TO be suffering with pulmonary
tuberculosis: and that the teacher, stu,
dent or employc so affected be allowed
the choice of IN outside physician to
be present and take part In the vx-
animation.
should the examination disclose the
presence OF pulmonary tuberculosis, the
Board Of Regents viii exclude from the
University and from any and all of its
branches. the teacher, student or om-
ploye so Infected
IN adopting this resolution. the Board
has acted wisely. While consumptIyo
patients may freely enjoy the benefits
of the healing atmosphere of the West,
they should not be associated in close
rooms with throngs Of other people.
as is necessarily the case II they at
tend the schools. either as students or
teachers
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17
POLITICIAN REBUKED.

A story Is being told about the Welt
deserved rebuke the late ex- President
Cleveland administered TO politician
who had wilfully deceived him by re-
commencing Tor an important office
an unworthy candidate Mr.. Cleveland
made the appointment, and when the
unworthness of the man became ovi-
dent the prominent politician openly
boosted that he knew that the man
WAS not qualified for the position. bur
that he urged II, nevertheless, for his
own sinister purpose. Mr. Clevelana
heard Of this and promptly addressed
the following communication TO the
offending party
Dear Sir: ! have read your letter
with amaZement ana indignation,
There Is one-but one--mitigatlon to
the pGrtidy which your letter discloscs.
ana dat is found In the fact you culi
TESS your share In IL, I don't knoE
whether you are Democrat or not
but II you are. the crime which yuu
confess Is The more unpardouable.
The idea that This administration
pledged to give the people better ON
GERS and engaged In hand-tu-haud
light with The had elements of both
PARTIES, should be- betrayed by those
who ought to be- worthy OF Implicit
trurk, IL nirocluus, and such treason
20 the people and 10 the party ought 20
be punished by imprisonment
Honr confession comes too late 10
he of immediate use 10 the public ser
vice, and ] can only say that, while
TINS Is mol the first time have been
deceived ana mlsled by lying ana
lreacherous approximations you urn
the FIRST one that has so frankly owned
his grleyous fault II any comfort rs
10 be extracted from this assurance.
you are welcome 10 a.
GROVER CLEVELAND"
Men who are by the people entrust-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

ing for half day over the frontiers
Of the Roman empire? Yet these navl-
gators OF the air are ffuntlersmen "
the most daring type who are pushing
out the boundaries Of achievement OF
machinery IN It's mastery OF nature.
with the great levlathan ships plough-
INK the ocean. with tunnellng OF the
earth to overcome limitations OF dis
lance, and with the perfection of mo-
chanical means ny which man may
gain for himself frm footing and surc
flight through the atmosphere, is II any
wonder that drcamers look forward to
the time when trunk line OF airships
may be established between this mum
dane planet Of ours and tho moon?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17
CASTRO DOESN'T CARE.
Brldgeport Standard.

Castro does not care If he has been
left alone by the nations, He gets his
three or more meals day and All the
fun out Of the situation that no see >
III to stir up, He Is debarred from
nothing about which no cares much,
and just now the plague commando
considerable attention As for any IN
jury from the on-intercourse with ma
tons no has the whole commercial in
terests Of Venezuela between him and
harm, to act as bumper" ana why
should he worry? Let the national in
iefests sweat-for aught that Inc cares
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17
SAFEGUARDING THE HOME.
Baltimore American.

Uniform divorce laws are needed In
this country, and the movement FOR
tholr contamination N one of those
movements which, n must be said I'M
commendntion of the people Of the land
VIII not down. Uniform divorce lava
WIN remedy much of the evil which
must Do attributed 10 tho present often
ny irsulalons governing any desired
,S,o"st IRON he matrimonial bonds.
But iu addition 10 uniform divorce
hNF, uniform marriage laws should Ina
enacted also II rs Just M Wei Ia be-.
s'n hl inc beginning when trying 10
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Talk the bonds to your friends says
the organ OF the Pseudo American par
your friends show them the folly OF
voting bonds the proceeds of which
would be expended by the Pseudo
American administration.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Il am having twice as many opera
tions for appendicitis this year as last"
says a Chicago doctor. How many
veriform appendices has that doctorc
tor?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Ida Tarbell can hardly wait for the
appearance of John D. Rockefeler's
autobiography. When It does appear
she may be counted upon to pounce up
on it like cat on d mouse.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17
JUST FOR FUN.
Shopping by Phone.

Send me up two bags of oats and u
bale OF hay"
Voice-All right, sir. Who is II for?
The horse, Of course, you ldiotl'---
London Globe.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

When the various presidential candi-
dates make their speeches of accept
ance it might be well for them to re-
membeg that speech is silvern while
silence is golden.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17
ON FRONTIERS OF conquest

What would Caesars leRlon have
thought n 5000 years ago whe, tbsy
canned on the shores OF Lake con.
stance they had seen spectacle IKE
mat ~ Count 2eppelin's aitship hover,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

One OF the greatest throes Of excite
lnent at the Olympic games was the
discus throw. How fortunate that
Sheridan was not twenty miles away.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

what becomes of the brunettes when
they die?" asks an exchange. When
brunettes dye they become blondes
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Following precedent, as soon as they
have got their hay cut and dried the
farmers may hold a convention
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

The platform of the Prohibition par
ty has one great advantage over those
of all the other parties. 1t is brief
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

IL Mr.. Bryan and Colonel Gurey
We're neighbors they might love each
other more than they do
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Japan is preparing to build two mon
ster battleships Now listen for the
howl of the lingo.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Plant the root OF evil anywhere ana
it viii grow S,uri,,tly without any
cultivation
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Captain Richmond Pearson Hobson
is a good alarmist but he alarms too
much.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

cd with power OF filing vacant OIL
ces are apt to be misled by lying
and treacherous representations by
the creatures who swarm around them
and claim the right to dictate their
policy That Ia, we presume. the cx-
perionce OF all, from the President
down 10 the mayor OF the smallest
city The rebuke administered by
Grover Cleveland was well deserved.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

When it comes to steam rollers in
politics, what's the matter with p. j..
NJ?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

The conventions are the initiative, but
the people are the referendum.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

stump speakers are immune from to-
tanus.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Beware Of the soft solder Of the
Pseudo Americans.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Those who have "ahlnties" usually
have soft heads.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Increased freight rates, decreased
business
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

10 vote for bonds is to vote Tor
burdens.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Never trust a man with public money
that you would not trust with private
money.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Sufficient unto the day is the heat
thereof
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

Tess-Yes. she said her husband mar
RED her for her beauty What do you
think about that?
Jess Well, l think her husband must
feel like a wldower ow.--Philadelphia
Press
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1908-07-17

MY dear have something awful ia
tell you. That Mr.. Parker, with whom
you are carrying on such mad affair
Is married mani"
Nothing of the kind His wife has
gone TO the country for the summer -
Cleveland Leader
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
AGREEING WITH THE ASSESSOR.
His Reason for Building Unneeded
 Addition to House.

Representative Birdsall of Iowa ob- jects to the high rentals charged in Washington during the congressional season. He says he feels like an Irish farmer he knew out in his dis trict. The farmer had bought a place out of savings as a farmland and renter. The tax assessor came around one day and put valuation on Pats new property which Pat thought ex- cessive. His protest, however, was unavailing.
 One day neighbor visited Pat and found him building an addition to his house, and obviously the house was plenty big enough without 1t.
 Isn't that piece of extrava- gance?" he asked Pat.
 Think agin it moight be-" said Pat, but I'm after havin' the ould place warth phat the assisser says it is."
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08

More proof that Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound saves woman from surgical operations.
 Mrs. s. A. Williams, of Gardiner, Maine, writes:
 II was great sufferer from female troubles, and Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege- table Compound restored me to health in three months, after my physician declared that an operation was abso- lutely necessary"
 Mrs. Alyina Sperling, of 154 Cley- bourne Ave-, Chicago, H., writes:
 "I suffered from female troubles, a tumor and much inflammation. Two of the best doctors in Chicago decided that an operation was necessary to save my life. Lydia D. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound entirely cured me without
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
FEW FREAKS IN ARCHITECTURE.
Eccentricity on the Part of Those Building and Furnishing Houses.

Instances of eccentricity on the part of those building and furnishing houses are common enough in every community. The following instances of freakishness in that regard may be cited in illustration of certain phases.
 A Russian gentleman has erected at cost of 5000 rubles on his country estate at Savinowka in Podolia, 16- room house made entirely of paper. This house, which was constructed in New York, is calculated by its archi- tect to last longer than would stone building. The whole of the furniture, too, is made from the same material. , In County Westmeath, Ireland, a house has been built whereof all the windows are made to resemble in out line the backs of of easy chairs, being thus constructed by it's eccentric own ger to match the backs of set of chairs in the dining-room.
 In Connecticut certain land owner, thinking that the view from his house lacked church, proceeded to supply its place by erecting row of cottages SO NNoioAASo ao IO lOoShipiOJ II Olll AiAo side, the edifice required. Approached from the other direction, however, the sham is at once manifest
 Some years ago man of scientific attainments, as well as of considerable means, elected to live in a tree in a suburb of Washington-tha is, he en- joyed his leisure moments in the branches of the tree itself, where he had caused to be built platform large enough to accommodate easy chairs and such other furniture as he desired to make use of during the day.
 At the base of the tree, however, and surrounding it was built d struc- ture of brick and stone inclosing the sleeping apartments of this eccentric individual. For many years this unique residence was one of the sights of the national capital.
 One of the oldest houses ever con- structed was the fruit of a French mans inventive fancy. This was the revolving house," structure actual ly built upon casters, so to speak, in order that the occupant might by means of an ingenious mechanism at any time roll 1t about. obtaining what. ever light and air his fancy dictated.
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.

For thirty years Lydia B. Fink hams Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera- tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bear- ing-down feeling, fatulency, indiges- tion, dizziness, ,or nervous prostration. Why don't you try it?
 Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
To Check the Turks.

St. Petersburg thousand troops have been ordered from North ern Caucasus to the Turk-Persian frontier, whither soldiers in small de- tachments have been proceeding steadily for several weeks past. This concentration is due to the aggressive attitude of the Turks in their from tier dispute with the Persians. It is believed in St. Petersburg that Rus sia is about to undertake a military demonstration against Turkey.
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
10000 MOORS SLAIN IN BATTLE
According to a London Dispatch, 16o Frenchmen Were Also Killed in Engagement Near Settat,
 Morocco.

London.-A London news agency publishes a dispatch from Tangier say ing there has been a battle between the French and Moors near Settat, Morocco, in which 10000 Moors were killed or wounded and ill which the French losses amounted to 160 men, including four officers. The Moors with intrepid bravery charged right up to the mouths of the guns until their corpses lay in great piles on the ground.
 It is possible that the engagement referred to in the above dispatch is the same fight that was reported from Paris Tuesday night, in which, ac- cording to an official statement, eight Frenchmen were killed and 50 wound ed. The fight mentioned in Tuesday nights dispatches occurred just south of Kasbah Der Rchid, and this place is near Settat, the scene of the en- gagement reported Tuesday.
 The Kasbah Der Rchid engagement was a sanguinary one, and the num- Der of Moors attacking the French was placed at many thousands
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
William Forrest Stricken.

Memphis, Tenn.-Capt. William Forrest, son of Gen. N. B. Forest, the noted Confederate soldier, was re- moved from the Lyceum theater Tues day night during the performance and is believed to be suffering from a paralytic stroke Capt. Forrest was accompanied by General Tyler, of General Forests staff during the war. The play was "The Clansman," i2 which General Forrest is portrayed as chief of the Ku KluX Klan.
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
Courts Clash over Prohibition Law.

Cullman, Ala-Circuit Judge D. w. Grand Jury to disregard licenses to sell liquor issued by Probate Judge Robert I. Burke, and to proceed with the examination of witnesses looking to the indictment of persons who have engaged in the sale of whiskey since January 1, the date the prohibition law went into effect. The Grand Jury summoned 800 witnesses, and it is ex. pected that 200 indictments will be found.
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
Urgent Deficiency Bill Passes Senate

Urgent Deficiency Bill Passes Senate.
 Washington.-The Senate Tuesday passed the urgent deficiency bill, car rying an appropriation of more than $24,000.000 The large deficiency ap- propriation for the navy brought out considerable discussion of the sub- ject of executive departments making expenditures not provided for in ap- propriations Deficiency appropria- tions for the Panama canal gave rise to Democratic criticism of the publi- cation of paper by the Canal Con- mission at Panama. and, incidentally, Senator Teller declared that he be- lieved the lock canal at Panama would some day be declared a failure and that a sea level canal would ike it's |
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
Quits Democratic Party.

Guthrie, .Okla.-J. 4. Omealey, a former Oklahoma Populist, Tuesday night in an open letter, renounced all allegiance to the Democratic party and urged all former Populists to withdraw and act independently hencefOrWard
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
1 Killed, 7 Hurt in New York Fire.

New York.-Caught between coll lapsing floors, seven fremen were badly injured Tuesday night while fighting a fire which destroyed a five story structure occupied by dry goods firms at 403 Worth street, in the heart of the wholesale dry goods district. Fireman Frank Eglaton is missing and is believed to be in the ruins. The monetary loss is estimated at s200,- 000 The firemen fought the flames in the bitter cold. which froze the water in the standpipes and made the pressure inadequate to confine to fire to the third floor, where it started.
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
Night Riders Raid Kentucky Village

iSISiit Tli0CiS nGiO ENSiiSAChy
 A special from Salem, Ky.-Two hundred masked night riders visited Dycusburg, Ky, Tuesday morning and applied the torch to Bennett's tobacco warehouse and distillery Both were completely destroyed. The loss is about s40,O0o. The masked riders came from the direction of Kuttawa and Eddyville, in Lyon county. The mob shot up the home of William Groves, foreman of the tobacco fac tory, driving him from the building. He was then captured and whipped al most to death. Henry Bennett, a member of the firm of Bennett Bros. was. taken from his home, tied to a tree and severely whipped. He was left bound to the tree.
The Huttig news., 1908-02-08
May Tax oil ard Gas Output.

Guthrie, Okla.-Prominent oil op- orators from over the state are hero conferring with the taxation commit tees of both houses regarding meas ure to tax both the oil and the gas output
The daily tribune., 1908-08-07
REPORT SAYS WILL
ELECTRIFY F. & C. c.

1t is reported on the streets that
negotiations have been opened look
ing toward the securing Of the right
to electrify the Florence aud Cripple
Greek railroad from Ora Junta to
Florence so that the Hulit company
can run Its cars from there here.
just how true the report may be can
not be learned, but there is some talk
Of it on the streets.
1t was announced some time ago
that the Colorado Kansas railroad
would not connect Florence with
the main line between Pueblo and
Canon. but that 1t would run directly
from Penrose to Canon City, and that
branch would be built from the
north flats down to tins city. At
that time. however, it was not sug-
gested that the Florence and Grip
pie Greek tracks would be pressed into
service.
1t Is claimed that If this Is done
that tine necessity of securing fran
chise and right of way into Florence
would be obviated and that the cleo
trio company would not need trouble
itself about those details aud that the
expense of laying track in would
be cut out. This information is not
given rs fact, but merely as a rumor
and the developments that may occur
in the next few days may place a
different light on the proposition.