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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
LINK sTICKNEY MOBBED.

Link Stickney, the former
Southern League ball player,
who was with Gulfport last year,
getting an umpire's job in the
Three-I league his season, had
hot time with Clinton fans
recently because he allowed the
Decatur players to kill time aft
err gaining a lead In the game
which 1t was agreed to call at
4:30 o'clock. A mob swarmed on
the diamond and Link" was
just rescued by a leading off,
cial of the Clinton club.-Ex-
change.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
GnHs Win the Third;
NcNeal Was FOund Easily

8ARoNs SHOW BAD JUDGMENT IN
THE SEVENTH, AND GOLDEN
OPPORTUNITY SLlPS-TIMELY
HITS AND DEMoNT'S ERRORS
GIVE GULLS THREE RUNS IN
THE FIFTH.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05

SUNNI
Twobase hits-Down' e''io"'' James,
mar. ,,,., na,a,, thornton.
stolen bases-Downey. L..
Double plays-Sentell-Ja T. Doue-
-McNeal. rrav
Struck out--McNeal 8, To ny r.
Bases on balls-McNeal p
Passed balls-Massing.
Time of game-15 100. NUN
JJmpires-O' Brien and BIZ
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
Cobb Is a Wonder.

Detroit, Mich, June 4.-Detrolt to-
dav escaped a shutout in the ninth
when Thoney momentarily 1uggled
Cbbb's long single, the runner takirS
two extra bases. Siever was hit haru
in but one inning, the seventh AMI
Roston won. Score: r. II. e.
Detroit 900 900 001-1 D
Boston 900 900 200-2 10 q
Batteries: Killian, Siever and
Schmidt; Young and Criger Time 1:40.
Umpires, Sheridan and Eagen.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

At Louisville-Louisville- Columbus post
poned, wet grounds.
At observation-disclosures City T. MIL
waukee 0.
At dianapolis-Toledo 8, Indianapolis 6.
No other game scheduled
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
Cincx Still Climbing.

New York. June 4.-McIntyre's wild
ness enabled Cincinnati to score six
runs on five hits today and to defeat
Rrooklyn. Score: r. II. e.
Cincinnati. .2O2 010 010--6 l
RroolSlvn 900 100 000--1 6 3
Batteries: Coakley and Schlei; NC
Intyre and Bergen. Time 1894. Umpires
Rig1er and tombstone.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
SOUTHERN LEAGUE STANDING.
Results yesterday.

Mobile 8. Birmingham >.
Little Rock s, Montgomery 1.
Nashville 3, New Orleans >.
Atlanta Memphis, rain.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
nsolssorsy Delivers the Goods.

New York, June 4.-Bingling hits
and bunch ed errors in the eighth Inning
by the New York players gave the
game to st. Louis today. Score:
Il. II. e.
St. Louis :. :. no 900 O41--7 o
New York :. 200 100 O11--b IA Z
Batteries: Sallee and Hostetter; Tay-
Tor. Crandall and Snodgrass and Need
ham. Time 200. Umpire Rudderham
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
u,ohlanders on the Bum.

Cleveland, June 4.-Cleveland easily
defeated New York today Manning
received bad support and was hit hard
with men on bases. Score: Il. II. E.
C1eva1and .O23 O10 40*--10 8
New York 900 010 600 ! 5
Batteries: Berger and Bemis; Man
ming and Blair. Time 1:49 Umpire
O'Loughlin.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
COTTON STATES LEAGUE

At Gulfport-Gulfport g. Jackson l.
At Columbus-C Columbus Vicksburg. no
game; rain.
No other scheduled
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05

Some of the best known athletes of
this state will participate among whom
are: E. Miles, Sid Jones' j. B. Leaton,
Harry Satterfield George Blanks, j. X.
Lynch, Biscoe Seals, Charles Moffatt,
Ben Holdridge. Sarle Patton, Charles
Newman and Arthur Disheroon. The last
two mentioned are excellent skaters AMI
the skating event will be between them.
The contests will all be of the first
class variety and will be full of ginger
and excitement throughout. The small
boys of the Athletic club will furnish
loads of fun. Ladies are expected.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
Games Today.

Mobile in Birmingham.
New Orleans in Nashville.
Little Rock in Montgomery
Memphis in Atlanta.
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EXHIBITION OPENED.
Winston Churchill Is Patron of Mis-.
sionary Cause.

London. June Winston Church ILL.,
president of the board of trade opened
the Pictures and Models" exhibition
today, which is being held in agri-
cultural hall in connection with the
Pan-Anglican congress. In a short ad
dress Mr.. Churchill paid a tribute to
the immense services rendered by mis-
sionaries through out the world to the
cause of civilization.
The exhibition is given by the Lon
don missionary society. 1t is practi-
cally an adaptation of the popular
pageant idea, But instead of historical
events, it tells the story of the mis-
sionary stations throughout the world
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
pittshurn Wins Easllx.

Philadelphia, June 4.-Pittsburg bat
ted Moren's curves very hard TO-DAY
and had little difficulty In defeating
philadelphia. Both teams fielded poorly
Score. II. II. H..
p,ttshurg .3O1 900 200---6 10 4
Philadelphia :. 101 010 000--S .
batteries: Camnitz and GIBSON
Moren and Jacklitsch. Time 1868. UNI
hires KLEIN and Emslie.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE
Pitcher In Poor Trim
Games Postponed,

Augusta, June Augusta Savannah
game postponed; rain.
Columbia, June 4.-Columbia- Charleston
game postponed, rain.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
Two Pitchers M Haro.

Montgomery, June 4.-By
Little Rock won from Mont s,,y,ar,or
afternoon The visitors gave ,s.a1 ,,,os
exhibition. In the first inning CrS ''e' "o'
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05

hit so hard that Ryan took him out and
put in Van Anda, who Jared little better.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
Score by innings
Won In the Fatal Ninth

Nashville, June 4.-Nashville's tbree
hits in the ninth inning won todavs
game from New Orleans: Score;
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
THE AMATEURS.

The Kissell pharmacy played North Biz
mingham Wednesday afternoon. The
former winnig easily. Scores R.H e.
Eissell Pharmacy ...................8 II
North Birmingham ..................2 8
this hasa had its favorable effect.
Batteries: Thomas and Brown; Smith
and Owen.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05

summary: Innings pitched, Perdue
j. Dugan /. Bases on balls off Perdue
l, off Clark 8. Struck out, by Perdue
T. by Clark l. Double plays, Dundon
TO huber to Sabrie. Left on bases,
nashville il, New Orleans T. Time of
game 1;55. Umpire Carpenter
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05
NEW BATTING ORDER

Manager Wordsworth has
changed his batting order, as
will be seen from the following.
which is the lineup for today's
game:
Manning, right field.
Demont, shortstop.
Wordsworth. center field.
Douglass, first base.
Meek or Raub. catcher.
Downey, second base
Henline, left field.
Walters. third base.
Robinson, pitcher.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1908-06-05

springville defeated the pennant chasers
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
OBSTINATE" VERSUS BID.
Curious and instructive Experience Of
Ashland, Wis.

Curious and Instructive Experience OF
Ashland, Wis.
Last January Ashland, Wis, voted In
favor Of installing a municipal cleo
trio light plant Votes were secured
on the basis Of an estimate" that the
complete plant would cost $4,000, this
estimate" being made by Professor
W. @. Kirchoafer OF the University OF
Wisconsin, who the lighting committee
stated had been employed by over for
ty cities Of Wisconsin as a consulting
engineer. This committee thus con-
tinued its report:
after thoroughly going over the es-
Inmates the committee can state that
the outside cost Of this entire PROPOSE
ton. including everything. will be $780,
600, divided as follows: Concrete and
earth dam, spiilway and power house,
$1o,S50; turbines and electrical ma
chinery at power house. S15.430; cleo
trio transmission line, S4.330; substa-
ton building and equipment, $1,000;
arc lighting system. $S075; incandes-
cent lighting system. S15.6s0; land
necessary for dam and dowage rights,
$500; engineering plans, superlntend-
ence, incidentals. S3.735; total. $4,000.
'In every case these figures repre-
sent the highest possible cost for the
work, as II has been the intention Of
this committee to let the people OF
Ashland understand whatever estimate
Is made that in fact the actual cost
will be under rather than above"
Before the election the mayor pub
lished a letter from zone Of the con-
Germs the committee has been In touch
with" (name withbeld) agreeing to
erect complete plant for $4,000, to
be in operation on or before the LIST Of
July. This has not been mentioned by
the mayor recently. for when the city
advertised for bids the only bid re-
ceived was for $4,000. and this did
not include transformers, meters or
anything pertaining to commercial
lighting except power circuit
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05

In the summer of 1903 an exploring
expedition set out from Cook inlet,
Alaska. in an attempt to climb Mount
Mckinley, the highest peak on the
American continent. They went in
with a pack OF cayuses through hun
dred miles of tundra and then strug-
gled for weeks over glaciers and
through terrible hardshlps, to emerge
at last on the Chulitna river, down
which they RATED TO civilization, as
represented by Cook inlet
AS they came in, worn, ragged, al
most dead from exposure and hunger
tall old man strolled upshore with
four white mems dogs, says Robert
Dunn in "The Shameless Diary of an
Explorer" They asked him the news
Of the world.
WAL, yer know the pope's dead"
he drawled. "and the cardinals held q
sort of convention and elected a new
pope.
Roosevelt he's agreed TO complain
to the car of Rooshia about them mas
sacred Jews, and some ones killed
that Queen Dragon of servla trying to
lump her claim 10 the throne. And
Rooshla's going TO fight the Japs The
amt much happened this summer"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05

WEDNESDAY EVENING. FEB. ., 1908.


That II Is not always well TO put
,n ones dowdiest garments when one
goes to visit the poor IS the moral
Of q story told IN an English maya
zine recently. There were two phi
lanthropists. according to the tale, one
professional and the other an anna
teur. The professional had arranged
to take the amateur TO gathering OF
Stun dwellers in the east end Of Lon
don. At the appointed hour the anna
teur, who happens to be duchess and
great beauty, appeared at the house
of her friend, dazzling apparltion In
court dress, tiara and Jewels. "Oh,
my dear" gasped the professional.
falling helplessly into the nearest
chair, don't you know that we are
going to one Of the lowest and most
soualid slums? | can't promise that
you Will bring any Of that ~ with
YOU" But the beauty only laughed.
That's all right" she said. Il quite
understand you But poor people love
beautiful things Their children espe-
cially are captlvated with fine dresses
and feathers. Just walt and you will
seew And the professional did see.
Those poor, half starved. half naked
slum jewellers had eyes for no one but
the dazzling young beauty who had
done them the Infinite honor OF coming
to see them in her most beautiful
frock and jewels,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05

The death Of ZENITH, the half myth
zeal king of Scotland, was one Of the
most curious and remarkable in his
tory, II # may be called historical
fact. 1t seems that ZENITH had slain
Cruthlintus, a son, and Malcolm Duff
fus, the king and brother Of Fennella.
She, to be revenged, caused Wiltus, the
most ingenious artist Of the time, to
fashion a statue flied with automatic
springs and levers. Finished and set
ND this brazen image was an admirable
work Of art. In its right hand Wiltus
placed a ever and In the left an apple
of pure gold finely set with diamonds
and other precious stones. To touch
this apple was to court death. 1t was
so arranged that any one guilty of such
vandalism would be Immediately rid
died with arrows shot from loop
holes In the statutes body. ZENITH
was invited to see the wonder and,
kinglike (and just as Fennella hoped,
tried to pluck the imitation fruit. He
was instantly riddled with poisoned ar
rows, dying where he fell.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
Still Ahead.

A congressman says he was riding
in a smoking car on little one track
road and I'm the seat in front Of him
sat a jewelTy drummer. He was one
of those wide awake, never-let-any-
t-the-better-of-him style Of men.
Presently the train stopped to take on
water, and the conductor neglected TO
send back a 1agman. A limited ex-
press, running at rate Of ten miles
an hour, came along and bumped the
rear end Of the first train. The drum
mer was lifted from his seat and pitch
ed head first against the seat ahead.
His silk hat was damned clear down
over his ears He picked himself up
and settled back in his seat. No bones
had been broken. Then be pulled of
his hat, drew long breath and,
Strengthening up, said: "Hully geel
Well, they didn't get by us anyway
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
$500 rhelr Waltzinn.

In her memoirs Nine. de Bolgne
gives some interesting glimpses Of
English social life. For instance, she
writes:
in 1916 no young English lady ven
tured to waltz. The Duke Of Devon
ihire returned from tour In Germany
md observed one evening at a large
ball that a woman was never seen to
better advantage than when Waiting.
{ do not know whether he was anx-
his assertion several times. 1t was
asspd from mouth to mouth, and at
he next ball all the young ladies' were
.altzing. The duke admired them
realty. said that it was delightful and
ave proper animation to a ball. He
hen addict ,HrclcSsly that he. at any
ate. bad decided never TO marry a
ads who waltzed. It was TO the
Duchess of Richmond and at Carlton
House that he saw 1T to make this
revelation The poor duchess, the most
clumsy Of matchmaking mammals, near
ly fell OF her chair with horror. She
repeated the statement to her neigh
bors, who PASSED !, on. and consterna-
lion spread from seat to seat The
young ladies continued to waltz with
clear consclences. The old ladies' were
furious but the unfortunate dance was
concluded. Before the end Of the even
ing the good Duchess Of Richmond
was able to announce that her daugh-
tiers felt an objection to waltzing
which no persuasion of hers could ever
overcome. Some few girls Of more In
continued to waltz, but the
majority gave 1t up"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Trains leave Union Station Alexandria
In Effect January 10. 1905.

Trains leave Union Station Alexandria
In Effect January 10. 1905.
N. B-Following schedule figures published
S:22 A. M.-Daily-Local for Warrentoas
Danville and way stations.
S:22 A. M.-Daily-Locai for Harrisonburg
and way stations.
917 x. M.-Daily-U. 9. Fast Mall. Firsi
class coaches and drswingsroom sleeper for
New Orleans. DINING car service.
4:27 P. NJ. Daily--Washington and Florids
limited. Sleeping cars between New York and
Jacksonville. Through hyst-class coaches
between Washington and Jacksonville.
Dining car service between Washington ard
Jack sonville. Sleeper New York and Au-
gusts. Tourist to c lifornia tri.weekly.
4:32 P. M.-Week Deys--Local Tor Hn.
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch.
5:l2 P. M.-Daily Local for Wsrrenton
and Charlottesville.
1907 P. NJ, No. s3-Daily--New York and
augusta Express. Through coaches and
sleepeis to Charlotte, Columbia and Augusta.
Sleeper to Aikens Dining car service . Ia
carte.
1922 P. Washington and Chft.
tanooga Limited (via Lynchburg). Firt
class coach and sleeping car TO Roanoke
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep
q W A3A1hShalu dAAu A7cW Oflcnuns W aon-
ington to Roanoke. Dining car service.
1l:17 P. M.-Daily-New York and New
Orleans Limited. All Pullman train, club
and observation cars TO New Orleans Sleep
ers to Asheville, Atlanta, Birmingham and
New Orleans Dining car service.
Through trains from the South arrive at Al
sxandria 1913, 1913 and S:48 A. NJ. and
1913. 9:l3, 9.43 and 11:1S p. N. daily. Har.
risonburg 1908 P. NJ. week days and 913
P M. daily. From Charlottesville 1853 A. NJ.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria wv. & o. station) SIT A
NJ, and 6:15 P. NJ. week days for
Bluemont $50 p. NJ. for Leesburg; 9:2l A
NJ. and 5:l5 P. N. on Sundays only for Blue
mont.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull
nan reservation, etc., apply to
WILLIAM G. LEHEW, Union Ticket
Agent, Alexandria, Va.
@. II. ACKERT, Vice Pres. and Gen. Mgr
8. II. HARDWICK, Pass. Trsf. Mgr.
W. II. TAYLOE, Gen. Passenger Agent.
L. s. BROWN, General Agent.
Waohin otor n n
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
JACKSONVILLE NJ. o. BU1eLE.
Startling Results Of an investigation
by State Examiners.

by State Examiners.
Under tie heading This Town Is
Easy Plckin'" Nelsonville toJ paper
reprints from the Columbus Citizen the
following account Of the results of an
Investigation Of that town by the state
examiners.
The examiners say that Auditor
John Lax looked after his private af-
fairs and that Treasurer Aumiler sign
ed both his own name and that of the
auditor 10 all vouchers.
''Ihe police department kept no rec
ord of arrests. the fire department 20
record OF fires. and the sinking fund
had no minutes.
Mayor James Sharp did the plumb
ing for the city. Councilman Price sold
oil the supplies. and Member Of Board
OF Service Silcott furnished the coal to
the light pant
councilman Emmett keenan, Is also
city engineer. and his Office kept no
records Of plats. and nothing could be
found out as to the cost Of street i'm
proyements."
The examiners also reported that the
electric lights cost Nelsonyille $SS.14
year When asked for more detailed
information a citizen Of high standing
wrote:
Figures OF Examiner Smith do not
include depreciation. interest, insurance
or water. Arcs are supposed to be 1000
candlepower burning on moonlight
schedule Few nights II any pass with
out some lights out, and often all are
out the entire night understand that
the local electric light company agreed
to furnish the same lights for $50 per
year each, with a percentage off for
outage
when the waterworks were operat-
ed alone tie net profit PER year was
about $500 Since the light plant was
started the waterworks have run In
debt and this IN the face of the. fact
that they are pumping less water at
higher prices than before. the advance
in price amounting TO about $1,000 per
year."
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
Washington, Alexandria 4
Mt. Vernon Railway.

For Washington, from corner Prince ana
Royal streets. week days, at 545, $40. $40
Ss5. 64Ss 7oO, 40. 72O, 7s6, go. Soo.
10 70 10 80 80 SyS !, 49, /, 81 lO II so 80
50, 2 10. Is, 2 80, so, 5 10. S25, s 20. 4 90,
go, 4S0. 4S5, 4 80 $40, 5 20, 6S5, 90.
500, s 10, 8 80. 9 50, no, 80, 8 90, 8 80.
geo, $50. 10 90, 10 80, II 10 and IL 81 p. m,
Sundays--7O0, $40. 8 Is, goo, $50, 10 10
o. q e S0u a 70 e 4 500 So % Il
20, 4 40, 8 90, 8 20, 40. 6 90. go, 40, Z on,
100, 40, 90, $50. 900, $50, 1000, 1880
and IL 10 pm.
FOB MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandra for Mount Vernon, weei
lays, 8 40, 662, 80, 1925, ii rs a. M, II 80,
i25, 22c. SS2, 4S6, 8 S5, 706 and $40
D. IN.
Sundays 90, Q so, 10 Al, IL 40 a. M. IL 40
~. 40 3 40, 447, 7 05, 8 as and 10 Is o. NJ
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05

The 'pure food law" is designed by
the government to protect the public from
injurious ingredients in both foods and drugs.
IL is beneficial both to the public and
to the contentious manufacturer. Ely's
Cream Balm, successful remedy for
cold in the heed, nasal catarrh, hay fever,
etc, containing no injurious drugs, meets
fully the requirements Of the new law, and
that fact is prominently stated on every pack
age. 1t contains none Of the injurious drugs
which are required by law 10 be mentioned
on the label. Hence you can use it safely.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
The DOLPHIN Violin.

The Dolphin violin was so named on
account of the beauty of the wood, the
back of the instrument resembling the
color of a dolphin. 1t was made by
Stradivarlus in 1714, and it is consider
ed the most beautiful violin in the
world. 1t is owned by an Engllshman
and is valued at 5,000.-Musical Home
Journal
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
Got His Wish.

At the height of their nightly quar-
rel the other day Mrs. Blank choked
back a sob and said reproachfully:
Il was reading one Of your old let
tiers today. James, and you said in 1t
that you would rather live In endless
torment with me than in bliss by your
self"
"Well, l got my wish" Blank
growled
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
Eor Rhenmatic suferers.

The quick relief from pain afforded By
applying Chsmberlain's Pain Balm
q axes ii a fsvorite with suffers from
scistics, lame back, lum-
bsgo, and deep seated and muscular
pains. For sale by W. F. Creighton
and Richard Gibson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
Washington Southern Ry

Schedule in eaect January s, 1873.
Trains leave Union Station for Washington
and points north at OF ano 8 08a M, 20i
2 "a, 807, g. %, and IL 80 p. m, week days.
Sundays-9 08 a. M, 120l, S62. % and
IL SO D. IA.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and points
south at %, 81. 8 SO and Il % g. m, 4s2
5 08 local, and AZ p. m, week days.
Sundays-437, 6 4S, and IL % q. m. 4 OF,
5is (ocal), and 947 p. N.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg at As
a. m. week days.
NoTE Time Of arrivals AID departures
and connections not guaranteed.
G.. w. CULP, w. p. TAYLOR.
GEM supt. Trsf. Mgr.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
Skin Disease ofTwenty Years Standing
Cured

/ want you to know how much Cham
berlsin's Ealve has done for me: II
has cured my face of skin disease of
almost twenty years standing. I have
been treated by several as smart ply
sicians as we have in this country and
they did me no CORD, but two boxes of
this salve has cured me.-Ms. Fannie
Griffen, Troy, Ala. Ohamberlsin's
ssIve is for sale by. W. z. Creighton
and Richard Gibson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
lnterests Of All.

One thing ought to be aimed at by all
men-that the interest Of each individ-
ually and Of all collectively should be
the same, foT If each should grasp at
his Individual interest all human So
ciety will be dlssolved.-Cicero. .ef
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1908-02-05
After tho Honeymoon.

PA" inquired a small boy on the
Oakland boat, whats a simoonT
"Huhp grunted the man without
looking from his paper. "Simoon's
sand storm on the dessert, dreaded by
travellers"
"And, pa, what's honeymoon
Homogeneous rice storm on train,
enjoyed by travellers"
"Then a honeymoon's something like
a simeon, amt 1t, pai"
Guess so. Keep quiet. Don't ask
so many fool questions. Look at the
sea gulls."
"But amt they a good deal alike, pa
-simoons and honeymoons?"
ugh, huh, both full of hot ART Most
honeymoons become simoons In few
years. When the honey's gone the
sigh's left"
"Pa, were you ever on a honey
moon"
percy, if you don't stop Fostering
me with questions I'll never bring you
over to the city again"
"Well, ma said she had honeymoon,
and it was like a dream, and all the
rest OF it's been a nightmare San
Francisco Chronicle.