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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-04


STAGE AND YOUNG GIRL HEADED UP
IN A BARREL"
have. Something was thrown Mt me
today In which there IL barrels OF
money, and it's a dead sure thing"
as it chicken farm
"Not on your life"
"Going into the dairy business"
mot at all"
81 saw In the papers this morning
that some one had invented ladder
that could be extended to reach the
twenty-ffth story of building and
yet be folded up and carried in the
vest pocket. Have you been interested
in thatY
Not Interested In Fakes.
81 am not in the ladder business. nor
am wasting time on other fakes.
Mrs. Bowser, came home one even
ing last winter and started In to write
q play. Perhaps you will remember
the occasion?"
"Yes, do"
"rhe scene OF the play was laid In
Bagdad, in order that Bagdad curtains
might be used to dress the stage at the
least cost"
as"Yes"
l"The second act took place In Ken
tucly, in order that we might use the
Mammoth cave without having to
move It,"
II remember"
8.'The third act shifted to Turkey
yy. tT OH n
Turkish prunes. In fact, the prunes
are emptied out on the stage and a
young girl headed up in the barrel"
"Yes."
'The fourth and last act is laid In a
garret In this city. Garret Is right AT
hand when wanted. ! had all these
things in the play, and yet you con-
demned 1t. You said 1t would be a
dead failure because had the heroine
open can of tomatoes with a hair
pin"
'It was not that alone, dear replied
Mrs. Bowser. "You are not an actor.
You don't go to the theater once a
year. You know nothing whatever OF
stage business. 1t would be utterly
impossible for you to write play.
was sorry to tell you so, but | felt II
to be my duty. hope You don't think
of wasting any more time"
"NO, ma'am, l don't" he replied
with grim smile. 'Permit me, II yor
will, to announce the fact that after
you got through tearing my play tt
pieces went ahead and finished II
without another word to you, keeping
the manuscript at the office. ! carried
Il out on the lines as laid down. hal
tfe can OF tomatoes opened by tht
trembling hand Of the dying heroine
The play was flushed last week"
"But should have thought yot
would have. said something about It,
mot a word. Not a hint. You haC
aoid that It. would be the rankest kint
~ a failure that 1t would be gnyed on
tie stage. could look for no sym
pAthy and encouragement from you.
believed in the play. believed tina
the Mammoth cave aud that can o.
tomatoes wonld make the hit Of thu
cs(l& "a ~ nothing Of the barrel q
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-04
The Right Kxs1d Of
Reading Matter

The home news; the doings Of the people in this
town; the gossip of our own community, that's
the first kind Of reading matter you want. It Is
more important, more interesting to you than
that given by the paper or magazine from the
outside world. It is the first reading matter
you should buy. Each issue of this paper gives
to you just what you viii consider
The Right Kind II
Re4d dxS,0 hsaff6s'
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1908-01-04


One Of the big railroad systems of
the state has added new line Of lit
erature TO its erstwhile figure-laden
time tables This railroad takes oc-,
casion to quote from a message of
former Governor Myron T. Herrick.
Under the caption. Too Much
Thoughtless legislation the ex-gov.
ernor Is quoted In part as follows:
1T Is high time that we cease TO
litter our books with measures that
restrict and give 1t form SO rigid as
to be unsuited to natural development
dwarfing growth and bampering indi-
vidual iniatiative, and confne our at
tention to the removal OF excrescent
growth, and the passage Of such leg
islation az will keep pace with the
quickened evolution Of the times, per.
mittlng and aiding the country to pro-
gress freely along the lines that. have
been SO prolific Of good In the past.
Just at present the outcry is loudest
against the corporations doing an in.
terstate business-pa particularly the
railroads. Unfortunately, however,
our lawmakers are being driven by
thoughtless agitation into the enact.
ment Of much hasty and ill-advised
legislaiion--inimical to the tree de-
vslopmsnt Of railroads."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

The present cruise Of American batteshps around the
unique conditions surrounding the journey
Never before has aggregation OF mighty ships OF war
undertaken grit the globe a mission OF peace
Never before have thousands OF warriors from the high
fully equipped with engines Of destruction. descended
upon cities o many naons extend the hand OF good el
ioWship and peace
And the nations meeting these strange vs
itors with glad aeclamaons and overlooking hospitality Even
Asia sends is invitations and preparing receive them Nith
impressive ceremonies.
This world journey Of the American armada viii pass
down into history magnificent conception OF the govern
ment. ably executed.
II viii mark another step in the progress OF the HUMANE
tartan efforts OF years bring about closer and
friendly relations between the various peoples OF the earth
the end ultimately that IN large measure. NAV
The American nation today powerful degree that
viii deny sends its great batcshps the ends Of the
earth thar all other nations NAV that has Tor
fear And at the time extends the message all that
earnestly seeks peace and good viii to
There could be more impressive visitation.
likely TO produce Tar reaching results
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

Fanuy about 81 iIlnHle and his
gal. observed Mart Madd AZ the
BOYS eatherst a. the store They'Ye
hfukr their engagement again -
has set back bic ring aud he's EiFr
her hAck her lntfrrn
Oh. them young dlcbsf birds
give ne a pain. EroNlad Old man
Teiiam They're always falling ont
and falling in asain Ike a mliishy
company IN ffUnt of = tavern an
muster daY
A for that" aaid Gahr Rosin
uho Incidentally sha reduced 10
abiding llank Pstaraona hfuom
atrsws sine. the gang had moved
nut IN front where there NeF"n {
any cracker barrels. as for that
these little aapta n put en- IN train
ing for the more serious difficulties
II married life
That's 40 commented sud Hob
man No Young couple oFsr got
along sell together without having
lots - disagree uenta
haven't had hnt tao or threa
tfreconeiiahia disputes with ms beat
girl. aid Young Frsekieheimer. the
notion drummer but were going
to marry whon ! make my fortune
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23
BY :. W. SCHAEFER

Il I'll bowl a Here s alley
But ri dond look like alley parcels
n
please ignore your inenrabe in8auary
beopefs Ind kintly take your Off line"
"Oxcuse tot I'd your shatow.
Well As for You. you adpoae a spare
@Aeh siy laughing ashanti to be known as
your Inferior"
@yeI ef nsenabiy hurt me pain by be
ginning 70
Den kp ere you spare your face
Here she goes-und she bass Oh futchtT
"fio no no. ID easy sou are champion
bolero-fou der ball
OK Dot bceoss ID A pereha
Pooh der only whole efer mad
strike rolling eghtday alley Take from
youraeluf ID lss
Ioadef
"tla Ia. hat For mystery Nov
vii bet you fife tolar cand roll turkey"
sOf course nod. hayiug fife
blow
Tank WIN half my wife uea pin money"
Dots right she needs a. YOU"
Dot false mendacty-she money
ANYHOW. tell her 70 buy pin init money haf
I'd for her"
a
No. you schlob; BY a pinsttor" tswAT,iD
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

In most interesting letter from
= correspondent fiud ,hrae lines
Ideal women are disappearing as
the human race becomra more 90.
lightened
have the greatest respect for
sensible woman. bat owing 10 our
foolish system of education thoy
arr fast becoming extinct
EfeU writer relieves letters from
the public. some anonymous. some
signed with palpably assumed
names. and some fcN a. thts one
wsa aligned Sith The seudera own
John Henry IN a strong and stub
burn nst
The latter are the ones worth
answering the people Who write
them are no evidently in earnest
Aud 40 the NAN from Mononga.
heia and myself exchanged views
b. wireless. and { find that he has
all the best 81 the argument
The first requisite of true suman.
NttAsAH IT, NfAiH MHt| - p WI y - Y s
hid yuu ever think OF that Kifla7
And you. too. woman. wife and
mother
There have heen some hard pas.
saEea In the life ~ the Man from
Mouonrahsla. or 80 gather from
hIa letters
Ne has had ample opportunity TO
test the sympathy Of women. aud
somehow there b. an uudertone Of
bitterness IN his letter that hurts.
Left an orphan a. ? gears be was
brought up ~ hand like tn I'm.
mortal Pip" of Dickens Great TX
pecfations"
OF course. he ran away from a
home like that and then began his
training Ia the University nf Life.
Stealing rides an trains aud getting
thrown off. sleeping beside railroad
tracks warmed by = stolen blaze.
beEging ~ back doors for something
90 eat kicked Cuffed. hungry aud
cold but honest and gritty. he grew
up and finally found himself
IL II any wonder the child's dis.
trust 81 human kind should iinWer
10 the mani Now that he Is wei.
dressed and hardly knows what
good appetite IL. he ~ fawned on
aud made much Of aud invited out
10 diuei
Yet. In bis heart he knows he IL
the same person ns the orphan hoy
who Vas turned from the hack door
With q cold denial the very same
lad whose sensitive soul shrank
from some silly school gitrs ilbss
Al his pale face and tattered
clothes
This mans opinion Of ua. my Sis.
ters. is worth while. lie has seen
and suffered and observed aud he
finds that we are often thoughtlesa.
not iuffequently cruel. and that We
lack SYMPATHY.
Listen to this Indictment: Il have
been ordered from doors OF homes
while asking for bread 10 keep me
alive, I have been laughed At by
women at different hotels where
Have your Bicycles repaired M
Piper 4 Tsft's. 22O Spring st 80.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23
aeG rRUE TO Nc mt oar OUT"

baud lust ten years = what ~
more got Hos clad 40 all Sefe
that be didn't have chance Co
practice his suaky fascination on
n anY further
We AaN him ~ hr Vas lrd away
"a the pen We felt Ike rotten.
egEing bin. but hen b. aae ua
be smiled a sweet. martyfed smile
=Whateer beilar Eifia. muFmuFed
Gilmore faautilY. be true 10 me til
get ouf
Such nerve deserves recpEni
ton Sn 80 gave him faint cheer
and waved him q plfifui LITTLE chan.
tauquA salute Wtth oar moist lace
handksfrhivfa
Then he saa fanhed ont ~ our
lives ~ an impatient deputy
sheriff
The Ind
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

Hls Year.
The politician Gomez around
Aud sfeabs YOU by the hand
Aud tries 80 find pul Pleasantly
Where YOU are going "a stand,
lie treats sou a. fAt cigar
Aid IL polite sud kind
uut never doubt oh. little ono.
he has an az Ia giind
lie asks about the women folds
Aud how the Kids progress
Aud mentions each Of them b.
name
Correctly. more Of less.
lie wants Ia hraT 81 Uncle John
And haN old grandpa D.,
nut an the time he's thinking ~
That little an Of hin.
n there Nerc no election near
lie wouldn't be In sight.
iaquirlng all about the crops
And In the price De right
He'd be- ~ home behind biz desk
Consulting with his clerk
To see hos be- could make stake
Without a stroke OF work.
The politician has a way
OF being on the spot
when there ia something ~ be done
Toward furthering his plot
he g. a most ailurlng chap
When be f. 50 inclined.
nut you can bet your happy home
lie has an az to grind
SaAhfille American
The I4aaasent ~ lash AEse
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23
y

! have che consolation. No. two
am not the emily one Who has
been ntuug this time lesale. the
atenor. and Miss Zwiehaeek. the
cashier. arr also members 81 the
erdre Gilmore with the winning
sa1a and dyed uslstaehe handed
~ the bitter citrus impartial
We we're oHt again looking for
him Co make him declare himself.
when somebody told as se could
find him over at the court house
Yes. he Nna there on. be was
there all right he Rad a. BE- =
Smoutr H0ssher. accomplished
hiEamist and suspected niuebeafd.
Il Sho Elnore ia. He'd h~en com.
ing over to Casarroien to eat dur
ms hia trial. while be ~As out on
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23
SYMPATHY
.ByJc ss,sMPSllox

have aincs hnen au hnnufsf guest
And tn4af ! eau face the wufid
ard aaf am honest that the eofat
crime I ever committed waa that -
being hungry and homglosa Many
cold nights have slenf un the
ground. haylnE been fhpwu from a
lf.lEhi train 81 bllHd baggage I
have sIner ridden over the same
road and been respected fof my
eiufhra and paaltiun- uot iaf Nhat
Am aa a man
The average EiIl uhoae pretty
bead Is filled vtth a amatteglnE 81
knowledge 20 the urEirei ~ hnr
heart uhoae soul la dwaffird and
uuaeffed does net appeal 10 the
dan from MououEahsla
she NAV hook an uEbt "a the
Choliya Nha eonKr.Eafe around the
front 81 theatres and skating Kinks
b. remarks. but she ia not the SORT
% wife a man who has acquired hia
education BY experience wants OF
needs
Ne can learn something fnm this
man who has fought his way up
from the rery bottom. even the best
~ as There IL such an enormous
lot 81 suffering Ia thia Nnrid 81
ours much 81 IL UNNECESSARY and
Ne women ean do 40 very little 10
help
but We can sYMPATHlZE. a.
this man. who ia not afraid - eon.
foaa that be used 20 b. a tramp and
a hobo and uanhBudlrr. suggests.
And gradually our feeling and gym.
pathy wiil De transmitted into
action. that ia hos the world
progresses
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23
WELCOME TO THE ATLANTIC FLEET
Seattle welcomes the great white Armada

Seattle welcomes The great White ArtnadaI
Il extends officers and the hospitality OF appre
eiative people Every effort will be put forth TO make the
three days festivities ashore enjoyable that they will al
ways be remembered with satisfaction by the cys guests
Seattle proud OF the fact that tho finest fleet that
poughed the the earth lying in her harbor
She delighted the opportunity beholdng this embod
the nations power and OF having chance aternixe
with who devote their lives the security Of their
try
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

President reported "a have said 81
some senators thnt fhey have sweet.
breads for hfaiua MAJ be BE- has
basn mlaauBied. but be really
oouldn have said anything paltior
thaH lhat
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23
The Gratitude Quest on.

Dear Editor lent ms next door
neiEhbof a esp ~ batter every DAY
far waek bat oae day when
didut have au} uuftor she quit
speaking 10 me- maintain that
gfAutaIda dnrsut last ioae enough
Mrs B0DBTHINg
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23
STAR DUST
BY JOSH
BY JOSH

Well me and my old woman
been married going on i6 years aud
both Of ne poor o. "a church mouse.
aud we've got along pretty well, lel
alone tao or lhrec separations.
That's because true love don't
hit only tn high spots" said josh
Wise.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

Meow. Jasper. uhan - Ftt To
her city b. kserful an' keep sfvay
from Their deadly third rail
Don't ger WORRY Aarthy I've
been rid On a rail tetct an d0n
SAINT no third experiences. be heck
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23
Language Lesson.

First snbufbsuite- see Jonns Is
dlEging a bunghoie
Second Sub Digging bunE
hnleF
E1rsi sub-Yes fof the foanda
ton Of his BUNGALOW
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

You ass mistaken d is the sup
piy % baitcr that doesn't last ious
enough
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

v. s. Navy Vara Route Steamer
Monticello leaves Flyer dock 20
and 3 30 q. m. I 30 and a o. m. sss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

n used 20 be fine 70 be- what's called
A mouryed pluiucrat,
Hui it, gotten 10 be plum rotten
Since Teddy went "a bat
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

No 81.
Here is minee pie from a res
taurant Required. 20 tell shat IL
Ia the mlnce pie
~ q You have no idea what
q handsome prize you don't got u
you give the correct anaRer.1
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23
A Word From Josh Wise.

9TH man with IN
op, thistle dispersi
ton gifts more'n his
sheer O. things ter
be optimistic in spite
OF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

Our IS Minute Pus4is.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1908-05-23

wor'h Blowing About.
lie wrote a book he named The
PIT.
This breezy author Teller.
such = Nnirisind sale ~Aa given IL.
Twas called cyclone cellar.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1908-09-12

Painting and paper hanging
"A. Horton.
, Jasper Davis was over from
Harney yesterday.
For first class watch repairing
call on Z. N. Nelson.
Walter Sullivan was among
our visitors during the week.
J. P. Withers was down from
Harvey a few days this week.
win Gray made proof on his
homestead Tuesday. He was
assisted by J. J. Heinz and r.
r. Sitz as witnesses.
$40 acre ranch for sale suitable
for dairy or stock ranch. Abund-
ance of water for irrigation and
p0wer-inquire at this Office.
Grant Thompson and family
have moved into this city, for
school purposes. They reside in
the FitzGerald residence.
II you are in need Of Harvest
ing Machinery, call in apd see
us. We can compete with any
Of them and some better.
J. J. TUPKER.
c. NJ. Fields. one Of the old
time residents Of the southern
part Of the county. came up from
his home Tuesday. He was ac-
companied by a Mr.. Bernard.
w. T. VanderVeer was over
from his Pine creek ranch a few
days this week and states that
his crops were good. He has
fine garden and his hay crop was
excellent.
The New Windsor Bar. under
the management of Lee Caldwell.
is one Of the most popular resorts
in Eastern Oregon. Drop in
when YOU have a thirst.
/. II. Holland left Thursday |
for the P. L. S. Co. |
White Horse ranch. He was ac-l
companied by Mrs. II. B. Mace |
who is en-route 10 California on
q visit.
If you can't buy lumber and I
pickets satisfactory from Horton. /
burlington or Roy Bunyard. see
Chas. H. Davis al Harney and
get a bargain Some grain yet
for sale.
Chas. Anderson left Thursday
for Portland where he goes for
. surgical operation. Mr.. And
lrson has been in poor health for
some time and his friends hope
he may recover rapidly.
For SALE - Four 4-year-old
thoroughbred Herford bulls from
he famous Henry Gray herd of
crook County. ! have purchased
ierfords from another herd to
axe the place Of these is my
'eason for selling. W. Z. Smith,
Burns, Oregon.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1908-09-12

the sick list This week
Archie Cross was down rom
Trout eree' yesterday.
Don't come Is hc fait end y
Il have better" bring ll
Spcctacles dt,gd Is reyt ST
Z N Nelson practical. .or
clan
w l. Spencer was n lbe citv
. few DAYS this week yisitmu bs
family
MIS- iQ payey arrived ho
last nigh, n her vacation yis-
II TO outside ainis,
James Kennedy and family are
nov residing in this city where
the children may eo 20 school.
MCGOWAN & Nichols have
customers for rellnomshments.
see them if YOU want to buy or
sell
G W Clevcnecr has eon 20
Quincy lll. whore be has hconi
.calIc3 on account of the serious
Illness ofhis mother
Nesrs smith & Swain have
resumed work on the deep well
at the Jenkins ranch ,hc necess-
airy casing having been delivered.
The harvest bau last nieht
was q decided success and was
attended by mmbcr of Young
people from Hvwey and other
places.
Henry and Mag Ouey came
MP from 'heh home uar ] awen
Yesterday % meet q Young Indy
who IS poiue TO teach be school
IN thatdisurct
Chas. johnson has aeaacd
position with n. Mover thc SAM
Francisco ciear and bac.uan. =
nd viii cover thc territory u
Harney. Grant ard Nolrur
counties
A complete ecdonized mgD OF
Harvey Co in ,cn color Show
nc on hrp holdings ha bcm
rot'en ou by q. o. T.. Ca.
Price Sl.0O McGowm &N.Nhol@
5alcsAgt
Miss Ella Tbomp on pmta'.
.ew days vh friends n thb
lty this We.a leav.rs Welu
Iay 30 uing for Gahcr C
yhcw she win ukeup her du
n the public chooa next Na
lay
AN thc iadco OF tae ofIfsn
Tub. wio .oos work l do W
be Bazaar during vacation, urc
eqlestcd . fuh D. ho anne 90
llaco m the hanis Of tbe Bazaar 3
ommittee at the du meeting \
II the Club. Oct. o "
AucFkNG. Secy
~ y, Brooke ~a called T. I'll
'end'o.n Saturday 10 conmlt
sith clients with reference toa
uit brought by the government
o SO aside patent % land Zoo
larnu Tor fraud. Ontario
democrat
Adam George ha p quarter ]
eclioH of grain and rracl
rom 400 acres up to 60 acne
'his nat 6 buabeI per acr
md M J bush Stool
anch um0z0 upu ilr0aue
NJ weI wa.oroduo haIsdngoi
'oter ranging prc. irom $40
81 sd per acre
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1908-09-12

-
c. A. Demaris was down from
Harvey Wednesday.
Messrs Sprague & Holder hav,
been drilling a we'll on. the Frank
Jordan lots this week.
For SALE -2I0 acres sage
brush land, near country school.
Six room house and small barn.
Inquire at this office.
Ed Floyd and family arrived
here from Ontario Thursday
They intend to remain here per-
manently.
Building hardware OF every
kind and best quality. Doors
windows. and all house finishing
material at c. II. Voegtly's,
The Baptist Ladies Aid wil!
conduct a window sale at The
millinery store Of Mesdames Rcod
& Johnson next Saturday, Sept
10.
w. w. Drinkwater. black
smith. Harney. Oregon. Horse
shoeing and all kinds Of general
repair work. Your business sol-
icited.
Jerry Dillon. one Of our new
homesteaders near Crow Camp.
was in this city a few DAYS this
week attending to some business
affairs.
Roofing and building paper.
the most economical and up-to-
date material ever used for these
purposes. All these good thing
70 be had ate. II. Voegtly's.
The family Of J. w. Brown
who spent the summer az Milton
arrived home Wednesday. They
win occupy the p. c. Peterson
residence this winter.
The Roy Bunyard saw mill is
row ready for business at the I
new location. All kinds Of lum- 1
Der can be secured. Nearest
mill to the valley. Good roads. /
|. Schwartz and family arrived /
home yesterday. Mrs. Schwartz I
and children thoroughly enjoyed (
their summer vacation and Ike
had a big time withthe ShrinersI
on to get home.
Frank Welcome and J. J.. Done
gan arrived home with their FAM /
lilies Thursday after q very de-
lightful trip over the Cascades
and visiting relatives and friends
in Southern Oregon.
Read this. IL don't matter in
what part Of Harney or Malheuri
counties your property is situat-
ed Adam George is prepared 70
swing Q deal of any size with
outside capital If prices are
right. See him.
A car Of John Deere plows and
harrows. The best and only real
implements in the world, at C.
n. Yoegtly's. These are not
goods, but bought for
,ash. Buy here and save the
profit.
Chas. Bedeii mas been in this
;ity this week. His racers have
eft John Day and are now en-
cute 10 Prineville where they
will compete on the speed course
Turing the fair. Mr. Bedell is
considering a proposition 70 open
he Star saloon here.
John MeMullen has just recedy
ID a letter from Richard hialoney
Who was called back 10 Wisson-
i'm on account Of the illness OF
lis fat.er, stating his father
lied a few days after he >had
home. Mr. Malone
ook land out near Iron Noun
ain and ex. cts to return here
bout the 18th of next month.