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Blue-grass blade., 1908-12-06

or seven OF eignt preacners called Jesus.
ortnouoX Theory ol the aero OIL the rour
Gospels. IL does not even bring Mr. shaw
appreciaDly nearer MI. Campbell as
Unrlst-worsA ipper-for that is what the
oracle OF the Cay Tempe really IS. Christ
is Mr. Campbelis all-in- all Ii is only
tnruAeh Christ That he KNOWS anything %
God Take away Christ, and his stock in
trade as a theologlan is exhausted. MI.
Shaw's attitude towards Cnrist is very dir
ferent He is as far OFF the deity OF
Christ as ever. On this point, as he says
himself, there is no change in mis- religious
opinions. And this is the only point that
matters to Mr. Campbell and the Christian
Commonwealth.
We may say then, that the credit side OF
the account is fairly satisfactory. And now
for the debit side
In one sense the debit side is complicat-
ed; in another sense it is very simple
Behind all Mr.. Shaw explanations, quail
fications and reservations,-behind all his
curious, and even fantastic, criticism OF
Freethought and the National Secular So
ciety-lies the fact that he is inclining more
and more 10 Theistic Interpretation OF the
universe This is not altered by his still
using language which is essentially Atheis-
tic. Such language is survival from MS
more iconoclastic past.
When you inquire where a man is going,
it is importan to know the road he is on.
Twenty years ago, when | felt obliged to
criticise Mrs. Besant's new found Theoso-
ply, / explained what the road was which
she had entered, and where it led II she
went forward Many of her Secularlst
friends thought | was too severe, but they
were not long in discovering that my Sc
verify was merely the expression of unwel-
come truth 1t gave me no pleasure to in
dictate where Mrs. Besant was going. IL
gives me no pleasure to indicate where Mr..
Shaw seems to be going. The one conso-
lation | have in his case is the hope that he
will pull up in time and cheat the chuck
ling supernaturalists.
Having disposed substantially of the
profit and loss account | proceed with the
rest of my task.
Mr.. Shaw still holds that the Gospels
are works of fiction. There is history in
Henry "" and there may be some biogra
ply in the evangelstic narratives bu
Shakespeare wrote drama and the evan
gelists wrote religious epic. | take it thai
Blue-grass blade., 1908-12-06

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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
A Queer Test,
The grocer said to the applicant:

The grocer said to the applicant:
"Your references are good. Show
me your style Of weighing out five
pounds Of sugar. There's the scales.''
The applicant wreathed his face in
the amiable smile all statesmen wear
and weighed out the sugar with dis
patch and accuracy. He put on too
little sugar at first; he added gently a
full half pound before the scale bal
anced. H.A5 -. =
You'll do" said the grocer. "You
understand the scale trick. It is plain
that you learned your trade in the
thorough old school way" g..
Z Yes, SIR" the other answered. II
learned in the country, and almost my
first lesson was that in weighing. You
must add, add, add, till the beam tips,
because all that adding pleases the Gus
tomer-seems to him almost like gift.
But If, on the contrary, you substract
from the quantity. on the scale the
customer is affected in the opposite
way-you seem to be robbing him. He
goes away convinced that you are q
stngy cheat."-New Orleans Times.
Democrat, 49,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
Women Oyster Gatherers.

The work of oyster collecting and
culture Is most unsuitable for women,
but In France, owing to its tedious ma
ture, 1t does not appeal to men. Often
from an early hour In the morning till
late into the evening the women are
standing up to their knees In water,
with a strong sun beating down on
them. The result is that never q year
passes without some Of them going
mad and having to be hurried away
to the asylums. The work is well paid.
as, indeed, it ought to be, while in the
case Of the few who own beds the
profits are large, and small fortunes
are quickly amassed.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16

doctored there four months, the baby
never getting any better. His hand
and legs then had big sores on them
and as for his sleeping, we could not
think Of il, the poor little fellow SUI si
fered so terribly. First / tied his hands
to the crib to keep him from scratching,
but when it got SO bad j tied him in a
shawl or he would scratch himself all
bloody. When he was seven months old
we tried a set Of the Cuticura Remedies.
The first application of Cuticura let
him sleep and rest well, in one week
the sores were gone but it stayed red
and sometimes it would itch so we
used Cuticura for two months, then he
had a clear and white face. Now he is
two years and seven months old and
has never had eczema again. hope
this letter will help some who are suffer-
ing from skin disease. Every mother
who has baby suffering with skin
disease should just try Cuticura; there
is nothing better. Mrs. Louis Beck. r.
q. D.3, San Antonio, Tex, Apr. Is, 'O7."
A single set OF Cuticura Remedies Is
often sufficient to cure torturing, dis
figuring, itching, burning, and scaly
humors, eczemas, rashes, and irTitations,
from infancy TO age, when all other
remedies fail.
EIsernal and Internal fsasnt
ihe Skin: and Cuticura Resoivent t5oSS, ior n he
Purify the Sold hSsr ye Of S
Rotter Drug 4 Chem. Corp. Sole Props. Boston.
e.. Mailed Free cuticura Book on Skin Diseases.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
The Irritating Mississippi.

I The Mississippi is the greatest irri-
tant In the United States. Its tickle
ness, conscious power and haunting
sddies bring oaths to the lips of the
most respectable and law abiding resi-
dents along its lower course. The
greatest admirers of the river, the peo-
pie who sing its praises with the most
emphasis, are the ones who go off or
q tangent of temper quickest when
they find q new caying Of river bank
headed toward the newest and most
expensive levee, built to protect great
plantations, while just across the
stream rise worthless bluffs and useless
sand bars. Talk to Mississippi river
man-shanty boater, pilot, raftsman,
plantation owner or city merchant and
he will brag about the river wonders.
Its bigness charms him and makes him
feel large and elated. Bring him
around to his own experiences with
1t, and suddenly shade of resentment
crosses his face as he recalls shanty
boat wrecked by a cyclone, steam
boat snagged, a raft torn up in some
bend, plantation undercut and wash
ed away or seasons trade spoiled by
an overflow and crevasse. IS
!, I've love the river, damn itw is a
literal expression.-R. s. Spears in At
lantic.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
Beaten al His Own Game.

r5,s Beaten at His Own Game.
"A few days since" relates a solicit
or, "as I was sitting with my friend d.
in his Office a man came in and said:
MT. W., the livery stable keeper
tricked me shamefully yesterday, and
want to be even with him.
!" State your case said D.
II asked him how much he'd charge
me for horse to go to Richmond. He
said half sovereign. took the
horse, and when I came back he said
he wanted another half sovereign for
coming back and made me pay it,
ID. gave his client some legal ad-
vice, which he Immediately acted upon,
as follows: He went to the livery
stable keeper and said, How much
will you charge for horse to Wind
sor? "A 1870 5#f.z=..
"The man replied, "A sovereign
"Client accordingly went to Wind
sor, came back by rail and went to the
livery stable keeper, saying: -
"'Here Is your money paying him a
sovereign.
"eWhere is my horse?' said W.
"'He's at Windsor answered the
client. 7 hired him only; to go to Wind
sor.' "-Pearson's Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
Telephone Orders sent C. 0. D
RECIPE FOR CATARRH
Anyone Can Prepare This Mixture
Which Is Said to Relieve
-.- ~" CatarrI1# .5r- g$

Here is a prescription which should
be valued by all who are subject to
rheumatism, kidney and bladder
troubles and especially catarrh.
White the latter is considered by
most sufferers an incurab1e disease,
there are few men Or women who
will fail to experience great relief
from the. following simple hcne
prescription, and if taken in time it
should prevent an attack of catarrh
during the entire season.
Anyone can mix the following:
Fluid extract dande1ion, one-nalf
ounce; compound kargon, one
ounce; compound syrup of sarsarar-
lila, three ounces. Shake well IN
bottle and use in teaspoonful doses
after each meal and again at bed
time. Get these ingredients from
any pharmacist whom you know
handles only pure drugs.
This prescription acts directly up
on the eliminatiye tissues of the kid
neys to make them filter and strain
from the blood the poisons that pro-
duce all forms of catarrhal affec-
lions. Relief is often felt even aft ar
the first few doses and it is seldom
that the sufferer ever experiences a
return attack within the year. Il
The prescription makes a splendid
remedy for all forms of blood dis
orders and such SYMPTOMS as lime
back, bladder weaknesses and rheu-
matism pains are entirely dispeiled.
AS this valuable, though sin, ole,
recipe comes from a thoroughly
reliable source, it should be needed
by every reader who suffers from
catarrh.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
Jessie.

It is related that when the young
man who afterward became General
Fremont ran away with and married
Jessie, Tom Benton, the great SEN
ator, made terrible threats of what he
would do to the young man. He
would give him roasts and bullets. and
so on. To all Of which Mrs. Benton
quietly remarked, ''You had better
give him Jessie, my DEAR
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16

Taft voters. At East Orange. N. j..
the new club of first voters has
reached a membership of rs. These
eligibles hold their meetings at the
Taft clubs rooms. Arrangements
are being made for an active cam
paign, in which the new club will
participate. Enthusiasm shown by
the first voters indicate great drift
in the younger generation every
where toward Republican principles.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
A Wide Rance,

When the surgeon who happened to
be spending night at Bushby Inn had
set the broken leg of the weather
beaten stranger who was the chief vic
tim Of an automobile accident the
patient looked up at him anxiously.
"See here, doc" he said In a husky
voice, II haven't got much of any
money. Would you take out your fee
In trader" - =. Ii,
"Yes, I guess So" said the surgeon
cheerfully. "What is your trader"
; 'Well, I've got number Of things
I can do soon as Pm on my feet
again." said the patient. II can hang
window blinds, or can put on light
ming rods, or can play the cornet,
and can do 'em all first rate, If I'm
the one to say it, doc."-Youth's Com
Danion
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16

Bryan cannot escape from his rec
ord IN favor of government owner
ship. His great mistake is In trying
to, persuade the people toa let him
own, the government.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
A Mean Man,

Medical Man-Jebson has done the
meanest thing ] ever heard Of He
came to my house the other night ate
a big dinner. got indigestion and then
went to another doctor to be cured.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
BABY TORTURED
FOR 6 MONTHS
By Terrible Itching Eczema Face.
! and Head a Solid Sore Spread
to His Hand and Legs Would
Scratch Until He Bled Tiny Suf-
ferer ediateIy Relieved and
ENTIRELY CURED I'M q
MONTHS BY CUTlCURA
s w hen my son Walter was three weeks
Ole, eczema appeared on his face. We did

not know what
it was SO went
to a doctor who
treated him for
three months.
Then he was so
bad that his face
and head were
nothing but one
sore and his ears
looked as if they
were going to fall
OFF, so we tried
another doctor.
He said he could
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
.nlN WYoMlNay ToNIeH 4

That western drama, TN Wyom-
ing holding the boards at the Athe-
neum tonight, there will be no BiJor
show until Saturday night, when there
will be complete change in the NOV
ing pictures and songs, and May
Hamilton, the paper queen, viii ap-
pear in her new act, as will Jarvis
and Tudor in new line of their
mirthful frivolities.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16

The most wasted of all days Is that
day on which one has not laughed
Ohamfort.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16

In the ideal condition OF things
the office should seek the man.--W.
H. Taft.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16

GEMS BILL BRINGS APPLAUSE
The vaudeville bill at the Gem last.
night brought out ringing applause.
from the audience, and encores were
numerous Lew Diamond s eccentric
singing, talking, and dancing act
makes a happy hit as his work Is all
new and contains up-to-date material
in vaudeville lines. st. Elmo, the
Musical German" has an act in his
line that is marvellous. He solos on
various musical instruments and he
makes up an entertainment that is.
highly entertaining to the public. Both
Of these artists will appear again
tonight and Saturday night. Com
mencing tonight there will be another
change in the moving picture programs
contins comedy pictures entitled
ss"aThe Water Cure and the Secret
of the Iron Mask The feature pic
ture will be tDieppe Circuit" and
Percy Moore will have a new song.
The arrangement of the whole show
commencing tonight is intended to
give the people the best there is in
vaudeville and moving pictures.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16

5 bu. lots or more, put in your
cellar for, per bushel ....... .65
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
BEET SUGA
POTATOES.

IL pounds for ......... IL 90
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
Pc RSONAI..,

N Ralph Brown is at home, having
finished his work in the field for the
state engineers office.
Attorney Jas. M. Hanley of Man
dan, was in the city yesterday on his
way home from the east 54ss
William =. Lair and wife return
ed from visit to their old home
in Iowa Thursday noon.
Mrs. Frank Brown returned on
Thursday afternoon to vinton, Ia.
She has been visiting her daughter,
Mrs. !. g. Fenninger, since last Feb.
ruary. Mrs. Brown made many
friends during her stay here.
w. p. Macomber was in the city
Thursday on his way home to Viii
ton. He had been in the eastern
part Of the state, looking after the
interests Of the Washburn Ignite
Coal Co.
Attorney J. T. Hoge Of Underwood
was in the city Thursday attending
to legal business.
Il. M. Wallin Of Washburn, was
an arrival in the city from Fargo
Thursday noon. He was on his way:
home to Washburn. He had been
attending meeting of the trustees
of the state agricultural college.
b. r. Noble Of Wilton was an ar.
rival in the city last evening from
the north n. SsSs
r. ]. Bailey Of Wishek, was doing
business in the city Thursday
Edward Kruger Of New Salem was
a passenger from the west Thursday
afternoon.
Frank Osborne of Tappen, was in
the Capital City Thursday.
B. o. E. Everson, Minnie Everson,
Emilia Peterson and w. B. Squire,
we're arrivals from Washburn on
Thursday nights train.
Charles Lack, an expert candy
maker, has arrived from Minneapo-
lis and will be employed at the Rich
holt confectionery.
Theodore schlenker of Goodrich,
Mclean county was a guest in the city
Thursday night. ~ g5s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16

IL boxes regular zoe pkgs, spec
ia1 for ....... 12
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
The Golden Rule
FAMILY GROCERS

Large Fancy Lamps, each $500. IS
Potatoes, per busheI ......... rs
Fancy Full Cream Cheese, per
h. ........ .16
Bulk Oatmeal, per lb. ......... .05
6 lbs. Jersey Sweet Potatoes for. Is
Creamery Butter is higher, per
Fresh Eggs, 2 doz. for ...... As
Vinegar, per gal. ...., ...... .25
either white or brown
Lamp Burners, either No. / or
Fancy Apples, per box .......1.2s
Concord Grapes, two baskets for .55
Lamp Wicks, either No. or 2,
per doZ. .... .O5
Keifer Pears, per peck so
Toilet Paper, per roll ......... as
Indurated fibre Pals, each -. 80
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
sYRUP.
MATCHES.

Log Cabin, per gal. So
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
& 60
500 Hotel Building
Phone SO
We Sell For Cash Onl
Our Individuality

RAISENS
Job lot last years seeded raisins
16 OF. pkgs, No. 1 stock 8
pkgs. for .25
PANCAKE FLOUR.
Home Brand Self Rising, 2 pkgs
LOT ..-..... ...... 70
MAPLE SYRUP.
Log Cabin, per gal. So
MATCHES.
~ boxes regular zoe pkgs, spec
BEET SUGAR.
~ pounds for ........... ......1. 90
POTATOES.
5 blu. lots or more, put in your
cellar for, per bushel ....... 60
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1908-10-16
PANCAKE FLOUR

Home Brand Self Rising, 2 pkgs
for ........ %
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-12-02
TALK OF THE TOWN.

Don't fail to see the Real Rose hat
pins at Burr's.
F. Fl. Rogers left to-day for business
visits in North Woodstock and johnson,
n. II.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hubert Congo returned
yesterday from their wedding trip to
Montreal.
For sale: One Quaker prize range
with hot water front. +. E. Burr, IS
North Main street.
William Trenoweth was out for the
FIRST time to-day after being confined to
his rooms for the past two weeks as
the result Of dropping a piece Of granite
onto his foot.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-12-02
TALK OF THE TOWN


Christmas towels at yeale s Knights.
Christmas goods are coming at Perry's.
w. ]. Mclean went ia Groton on
business to-day.
Mrs G. II Kendrick Is visiting rela-
tives in East Montpelier.
Public dance in Miles hall, Thursday
night, Dec. g. Fred Minnie.
Get ready for cold weather and buy
your warm underwear at Perry's.
Henry Harrison has returned to Cod
dard seminary after an extended visit at
his home in Woodsville, n. II.
Rev. A. b. Bell9ndi met with q painful
accident yesterday while working on the
italian church on Brook street He was
struck in the eye by flying granite
chip and his eye cut badly
The regular meeting Of the Ladies Of
the Maccabees win be held in *. Of p.
hall Wednesday evening, Dec. 2, at 7
o'clock Election Of officers. Every
member is requested to be present
A full line Of Christmas novelties,
doilies, table covers, sofa pillows, bureau
covers, pin cushions, embroidery silks
linens and hand painted china may be
seen at the Art Store, Mrs. Edith w
Richardson, proprietor
A hot basket bali game is expected at
Hale's Pavilion this evening, when the
Vulcans win play the Barre Indepen-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-12-02
TALK OF THE TOWN

All kinds OF aprons viii be on sale al
the chicken pie supper al Hedding NJ. r..
church, Wednesday evening, Dee, 9th.
Mrs, Kendriek and Mrs. Rowell will
have marked down sale on all milli-
merry goods through the month OF De.
cembcr at 403 North Main street, corner
Brook and North Main street.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-12-02
THE BARRE DAILY TIMES
WEDNESDAY, DEcEMDER :. l908.

Weather Prediction.
Thursday fair and decidedly eolderj
fresh west winds.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1908-12-02
AT THE
CITY FISH MARKET
THIS WEEK

Never at this time Of year have
we seen fish better than it is right
now. While the quality is I'M
equaled, the price is moderate.
Follows partial list:
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10

The most Important ucrnu>c ~,
most curlpG.ly novel. feature Of Nj
organs address Is his HpIthroyis CO..
The party platform a new dprtr.ur %
infullhilty Is embodied IN these ..a
fences al the very beginning Of MIR
Brynu's speech
\ PLATFORM * binding as to what q
omiis ~ we'll rs 10 what 70 contains
\ platform announces % mrly.s posi-
ton on IA" questions which are a. 81
sue, ANA an official is mot 81 liberty 10
use the authority vested In him to urg;
personal views which have not bcol
submitted tn the voters FOR their an
proyal
II Is natural ,hut MIR Bryan shouu
GisnroW certain omitted ISSUES" sucr
20, free silver government OWNERSHIP
Of railroads the initiative aud rcicrcu
dun, attacks upon the courts and 9th
cr theories which AZ times h" sanction
cd ovrrhnstlly In the past But he T.
unfortunate IN his manner of expire :
Ing that dlsavowal
- I''''A i'H'i'i ~ - i'' i''ti'' 4
holy writ The American pcnpl
choose for president Il man. not )
clerk. To- carry ont the orders of II con
vcntlon committee. 4 platform Is no
prophetic code Of conduct. but
summary Of basic principles. to be nj
tered. amended or enlarged according
to the country's needs Philadephli
North American.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10
If You
Are Sick

1t is because some Of
the organs Of the body
are not doing their work
well. There is a lack of
that nervous energy that
gives them motion. Con-
sequcntly you are weak,
WORKOUT, nervous, ilTit-
able, cannot sleep; have
headache, Indigestion, etc.
because there is not sulti-
cient nerve force TO keep
the organs active and al
low them to perform their
natural functions. DR..
Miles Nervine restores
health because it restores
this nervous energy.
II have been sick for n year. and
did not know what was the matter
with me. tried many remedies and
none OF them proved OF any value. I
heard OF Dr. Niles Ncrvine. pro-
cured bottle. and before | had taken
half OF II | was better ! would have
had nervous prostration II had not
got this medicine when did con-
tinued to take II until was entirely
well. | have since recommended 10
to Ave Of my lady friends. and they
have all thanked me for doing so. for
II benefited them all"
MRS. ROSE OTTO,
1s9 8. I'd St. Columbus Ohio.
Or. Miles kervine 10 sold by your
druggist, who will guarantees that the
first bottle will benefit. N II falls, he
will refund your money.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10
Economy In 1908

Pure Linseed Oil costs much less
sold from the barrel than il does put
up in Tin Cans as Mixed Paint-ln the
FIRST instance you pay 60 cents ner
gallon-;n the second 81 90. Now mix
3 gallons OF pure linseed oil with 4
gallons l.. & NJ. Paint and you have,
ready to use. 7 gallons OF the best
paint made cost ng only 81 20 per gall
lon. Done in minutes.
r, b. Frazer. Elkton.
J. A. Roney, North East.
w. p. Cummings, Port Deposit
l.. & NJ. Paint Agents.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1908-10-10
Workman S Last MiShap Fatal

ID. John Hilgesen. aged 90 years. a
norwegian, while at work on the Cecil
!, nd OF the b & O. bridge on We'd
nesday, iell about IS feet and broke
his neck on striking the water. He
had fallen into the river earlier in the
day but was pulled out and changing
his clothing went to work again. He
was injured last summer while at work
on the bridge and had just recove ed.
Coroner Frazer was notified and gave
certificate OF accidental death.