The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1908-10-01
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tarnod Gray 10 . single ulghi. !sek
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.Dss sal al.ost LAIR inrnot yellow
10 loss than al hour.
Yea say fhs b2ies their family
physieiAnf Yes she ihoughi she vas
piEing away from broken heart, and
ibe doctor diagnosed Der ease As sndi.
gesiion add cured Der.
Little Willie--say. pc. who vas il
thai said. The voice Of The people Is
,be voice 81 6odi'' Pal can't recall
his name, my son. bui ~ safe " bet
awAsn't lorluR candidate.
fear no ios in shining sFmor, sang
lbe man q, the concert, Don'i you,
old ebAp' grumhied The bachelor in the
fronl row. Then you Try 10 open a
sardine box wilh poekelkuife.
l.ows romcrdy Yes, StArman, the
uAeediAn. Is bopelessly mad. hi Trag
rdry -Oyersiady9 Lowe Comendy
No. bis understudy. He made a big
ger hii ia the part than StaFman.
jus, back from your vacation. Yes.
Hos Was III Fine. have but one
regret What's thAii ! wish ! had
waited until ne1i month 10 take il.
Whyf 80 could have il 10 take.
Bliggins has developed a habit Of
saying rude and sarcastic things. Yes,
answered Miss Cayennei ! ain waiting
10 see whether be is going 10 be recog
niEed A. great bore or a social lion
Why do you insist on 80 much red
tape 10 your Department. Because an
swored the official. we're only human
and liable 10 make mistake, aud we
want TO put 'em OF as long as posi-.
BILE,
Troiter twho has been abroad
30 Maud and Charlie finally married.
Miss Homer Yes. Trotter suppose
they sre hsppyf Miss Homer I'M
doabtsdly They each married some
one else.
How fast do you usually trayeli
don't pay much attention 10 that, an-
swered the motorist. gei most Of my
ercitment 10 watching the rapidity
with which pedestrians move out Of the
way,
Miss Sereecherl wonder il Uncle
Jim remembered me when he made his
Wilt ! used 10 sing for him. Lawyer
Yes; be evidently remembered you.
Al least your name isn't mentioned in
the document,
Does your titled son in-law know
anything about buslnessf Well, an
swerod Mr.. Cumrox doubtfully, he has
bad lot Of experience with promis'
sorry notes, and he knows how 10, get
check cashed.
II wonder whar that gal isl ! hain't
seen her this hour an half. She
amt fur. replied the old man. Last
time | seen her she WIZ KILN a cou'
Pile Of rattlesnakcs ~ etrattes enough
10 make necklace 10 wear 10 the
party.
--iou know the woman on our street
who always wears the automobile veil.
Yes. Thompson, who lives next door,
coaxed her to take seat ia his auto
yesterday, aud she was SO frightened
that be had 10 let her out al the first ,
corner.
Attorney Would the court mind
making my clients sentence about sls +,
months l0ngeri The Court--That is ,
an extraordinary request. Whyf AT :
lorney--As il stands. your honor, il q
viii hardly give me time TO get him }
pnrsioned.
-MAnd. you remember the time we
we're snmmering ia the country and
you played summer gifi and Al caught
you peeiing onions In the kitchen, Can
| ever forget IL, Juliaf Tha, onion i.
peeling is one Of my strongest recollec. +,
tons.
Applicant lin metropolitan news
paper ofice) Yes. sir; | am ready 10
accept any position from office boy TO I
chief editorial writer. Proprieior--The
editorial jobs are all full nj present. :
Sorry. How about that Of office hoyi .
You don't know enough. !
n want 10 pat an nd in your paper,
said the weary booking make. Make ..
IL. Wanted. situation, any old jobfn
Shall say Wages no obiec,f' sug /,
gesled The clerk No. make il "Obice, 4
mAirimonyn II | could get acqnaint- I
ed with descent Job, ia be willing 10 a
marry il Tor life. o
DO you ever use that extra tire you /,
carry fastened 70 The top Of the ton '
neanf the motor car enthusiast was /
asked, snresi thing you know, was b
The reply. The other night ran Oh a a
bridge into The river.
II buy all Of Johns shirts, said the Il
TALL. firm Sawed woman, and don't d
sIiow hn 10 wear loud colors Show y
me some subdued shirts. Yes. ma am, '
FASTENED The witty clerk. just step :
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