The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1908-02-25
THEY SAY

nlmSelI WIN a, Jade necklace ana
a set of diamond earrings.
This personal adornment is very
becoming to Wenatchee's distinguish
ed barrister in chancery.
That $50 devotees at the mystic
shrine of the Oriental Order of HUI
mility are due on Friday night; they
are coming on special train from
Leavenworth and Cashmere.
About so proud and haughties'
will be humbled.
That Uncle Joe Cannon, often
called the foulest vulgarian in the
senate, has lately gained mucn
strength in his presidential cam
paign.
That Captain Jenkins, formerly
commanding the Salvation Army
forces at this place, is now wrestling
with sin and vice at North Yakima
That mothers who own daughters
young ones-are advised to read
today's editorial.
1t is based on facts-as related
by the police of the city-and ex-
ton.
That there are some men in We
natchee who don't pay their debts:
they work" their credit from place
to place. and in public affairs make
as much noise as the honest man
who pays as he goes.
These social blights are in the
minority, however.
That the latest practice IN the
New York antiseptic barber shops is
to boil the barber before permitting
him to run amuck in the hair and
beard of patrons.
There was young lady named
Vaughn,
She had big lover named Jaughu,
They sat up all night,
And when it came light
She gave a big vaughn at daughn.
-Puyallup Valley Tribune
That the Wenatcbee Electric COM
pany is exhibiting a brood of lively
chicks, hatcned in an electric hen
cubatOr''
Now, if some genius will devise an
electric machine for jarring a dozen
eggs loose whether the hen wants
to" or not, the poultry business can
That the persistent cackling of an
hysterical small boy disturbed last
nights audience at the Country
Squire
That it will shortly be up to the
people of Wenatchee to elect new
school director.
That there is a lot of unfinished
business before the board for the
next year, and too much care cannot
be taken in the selection of the
proper man.
That there is screw loose some
where in the present system; else
why was it necessary to sack" such
men as Dennison, Coburn, Korstad,
Taylor, Riste, Lambert, ETC.?
Among these men were to be
found some of the best instructors
who ever came over Most of
them were popular with the pupils
and the public; but one after an
other they felt the head-hunter's AK.
The Boss System" in the Wenat-
chez schools should be broken up.
This paper invites expressions of
opinion and suggestions as to who
luc new ulculD0T Shall De.
That the two ''Acrobatic Actors"
who dazzled the world during the
palmy days of the Horseshoe Thea
tre, left for pastures new last night.
The juvenile dancing lady cried to
go, but the fleeing comedians carried
no useless baggage.
That Levi Ankeny has declared
himself for Taft
Billy Sunday is sparring with Old
Satan at Spokane; Wenatchee could
offer him a lively time, to say moth
ing of Leavenworth.
Ducks with weDless feet have been
discovered at Toppenish; they'd be
out of luck in Wenatchee streets just
now.
For the good of the town the
World today suppresses a sensation
al story-knocker. please note.
That Ellsworth France is still So
j0urning in North Dakota
We would hate to think that the
balmy climate is OBTAINING him.
Hurry back, Francy, old boy, ana
pring her with you.
That a weary Willie was hitting
Wenatchee back doors this morning.