The Montgomery advertiser., 1908-11-06
DRIFTwooD
Circus Day.

l Circus Day The Thanksgiving Turkey Is tatten- ing.
 Also the fat Alabama 'possum is roaming through the woods And nuts are plsntifpl--so why be things? Is often to see how much booze he can drink.
 When you meet a fellow who has feelings by telling him something will soon turn up. 1 When the sewing circle meets. peo- good of themselves or of anybody else. @ The Thsn,ssgiyins Turkey had been began to put in the chsstpu2s:
 You are are de de fattest bifd An evah | chaiantiT you're stnaing me" This world is composed of two. classes The quick and the dead For if you aren't quick when the
 autos ahead. You'ii be dead. Biggs--Do you believe a woman could drive you to drink?
 sRiggs--No; but she could lead me there.
 The teachers aim is to teach the young idea how to shoot.
 Young man. # you don't want her in nice cozy stean-heated flat
 'was your wife much taken with her new western homer "Yes--a cyclone took her an the house along together" h What color hair have. the majority of lady angels. we wonder?
 When the Due d'Aeruzzi marries Miss Elkins. the beautifui' American girl. there will be. probably many whO will exclaim Lucky paeg, Now's when. the cartridges Guaii.- Atlanta Georgian,
 And the stunp's hollow.
 The election being. over we can now the Japanese, and our Old Friend Santa claus. s. which foot walks the faster?'' asks a London paper. We'll leave this to our readers. Mall your answers early, demonsfratiOn. either way you choose. Editor Ii Sum, of China. is going to Atlanta soon. How gatisfed q name itself h the gaseops atmospheric envi- comments of that little burg.
 Salt River didn't get fresh anyway. orville wright's right leg is longer orville right at the hands of the hos pital. .'The first touch. of autumn" Is buy ing a fall suit, -...-.. waen So1.1 zSH ind ss,s,rssn dime you usually Did you ever pause to think about how utterly you are forgotten six months after you die?
 We imagine 1t must be time to sink Into the earth when you are a married man and come home with blonde hair on your coat when your wife is a decided brunette-so decided, in fact, that she has decided to get a divorce from you because of 1t.
 Golden Autumn Dnys. Oh the golden days-the golden days When the woods are steeped In the au-
 tumn haze. When the hick'ry nuts begin to fall, rt When the saucy squirrels commence to
 call
 Oh. the golden golden autumn days. Oh the golden days--the golden days
 through tangled ways. When the haw bush sways on the little And wars with the wind so bold and
 rough
 Oh. the goiden. golden autumn days. Oh the golden days-ths golden days When the zephyr through the tall pine
 strays, Till it sounds like the sob of your soul That longs for your childhood back Oh. the golden. golden autumn days
 P. H. A.
 Through the Mail Bag.
 Montgomery. Nov. f. Iris sad thing to see rich man with a poor appetite:-Driftwood. Drift: Isn't 1t sadder to see a poor man with rich appetite?
 Subscriber. Dear Drift: Your ladies" appren- sion. some girls waste a lot of time and effort when they are being kissed trying to make the kissee think itais their first experience"
 Drift is the critic of the fair sex. Is very caustic in his witty remarks and their ways. fashion, aand dress. Judg. ing from his confabulation he must be a disappointed or discarded old lover and takes spite out on the whole bunch of the American beauties. W.
 
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