The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1908-09-25
JOHNNY BUMPER "UNROLLS" IN A
BUSINESS COLLEGE-PREFERS NORFOLK


portunitys in II, but If what my room
mate scd is true and that their cat
tlcog talk is "A fake then its the same
as selling goods with rong labels on
'cm and wud subject the college to
pcrsecushun under the pure food law.
My roommate sed, "Woll what We
going to do about IT."
SEES, why I'm going right up to
the private offs and demand by
money back and go up to Norfolk"
He SEES, Yves sees you getting
your money back, kid. Youll get
your money back just like you'd get
II back If You put II In slot ma
chine, or just like you'd get 1t back
If you take an Omaha girl to "A soda
fountain. Don't you know, kid, that
whenever your money leeves your
hand here in Omaha, you don't get II
back, no sir, not on your life"
| sed is going to try ennyway, so |
went up to the presidents offs and he
SEES. well how are you today, Mr..
Dumper?" and asst me to be seeted
and wanted to know how | likt my
bording place and how | was imprest
with Omaha life and asst me II he cud
be OF emmy survice to me in emmy way,
and SEES,
yes, I'd like to have my tooition
back"
"Why my deer Mr.. Dumper!" he
SEES, what is the matter, don't you
like business college life?"
ses, yes sir likes the life all
rite but | don't like your advertising
to learn a Teller sumthing in three
munths and then when he gets here
he finds out it'll take him ate or nine"
"Why Mr. Bumper! Sumboddy
must have missinformd you can
show you stewdents that have only
bin here GO days that can go out rite
now and hold job at fifteen dollars
week. and then you'll remember,
Mr.. Bumper that we do not say In
our cattleog that everyone can Tern in
three munths. These things are rel
lative, Mr.. Bumper Sum minds can
grasp a subject in hat the time that
uthers can, while sum intelleX are so
obtoose that they never do grasp
subject. You will find, Mr.. Dunn"
But | interrupted him with "Well,
ennyway I've desided to go to Nor
folk business college and | can catch
the three o'clock trane If you'll hand
me my money back"
"Why, my dear Mr. Bumper" he
ses, that wud be unbusiness-like and
remember, we do business in a bust.
ness-like way at our business college.
This is simply contract, Mr.. Dunn
per. You, the party of the first part
have agreed to and have paid unto
me. the party of the second part a
sertain sum Of money for which I
have agreed and am now furnishing
you instructions for fore munths in my
business college. Now whenever
fail to fulfill my part Of the contract
as party of the second part, then, Mr..
Bumper you will be able to collect
whatever is dew you as party of the
first part. Is there ennything further,
Mr.. Dumper?"
81 seen | was fiat up agenst it so
SEES ! guest that was all and he bowed
me out of his offs just as perlite as if
| was Mare Dahlman himself.
My roommate met me in the hall
and as quick as he lookt at me he
sed, 81 see the wad he handed you
back, and I've got it all counted
a'reddy Didn't I tell you? Now
what you goin to do about it,"
I'm a going to stay rite here full
fore hunts of thurty-one days to the
munth, ses, "and I'm going to pound
his old typewriters so hard and so
fast I'll ware out too or three rolling
pins, and if ever get a chanel I'll set
a tack on his chair sum day when he's
going to set down before all the stew
dents. You just bet, partner, I'll get
my moneys with out of this old in
stitushun yet"
So if ennyboddy asks you about me,
tell em I'm a doing as Col. Bryan sed,
when he lickt the Spanish down in
Florida, I'll fife it out on this line if
1t takes all Winter"
Yours,
Johnny Bumper