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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1908-10-26

Florence court ana are HOW IcSlulus dt
141O 21st street northwest
The return of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Letter caused some very readable para
graphs to appear in the New York papers
today They landed from the Hamburg
American liner yesterday, having been
booked, it Is said, as Mr.. and Mrs. Ar
thur Album. Mr.. Letter. however. made
no attempt to conceal his identity when
he landed on the pier. and showed no
surprise when the customs officials ad-
dressed him by name. He said that he
and Mrs. Letter had been abroad for
three months and had pleasant time
travelling on the continent.
They brought back thirty trunks. Mrs
Letter appeared to be In some haste TO
leave the pier, With her husband she
went to the gate. carrying large jewel
case There an inspector halted them
You must have that case examined
before youvcan take 1t off the pier said
the official.
Mr.. Letter insisted that it was regular
and said they were in a hurry to get
Accordingly Mr.. Letter had to so back
and hunt up their customs declaration so
as to have the case properly vised.
After escorting his wife to a cab Mr..
Letter returned to the pier and looked
after the examination of their thirty
he had assumed another name for his
homecoming.
The present stay of the newly married
couple at their Washington residence
will be short one, as they are to spend
November in Chicago.
One of the most interesting as well as
attractive of the army girls among this
seasons debutantes is Miss Maitland
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-23
ltcbcr % Milionen aatbulifen in ben
Ser. Staatcm.

Milmaufee, @isc., %. Gan,
- ~2luslueislid oes r@ilt5ius Gotbo4
lie Directory" fiir oas Sabr 1908,
meld)es bier oefnnGdIt erfteint, be-
finoen iid) III oen Der. Staaten 49,
S77,426 A~ngeborige Der romiih-
tatboIiihen Stride; nift cingeidloi-
len iino oarin Die allf ben Ebilippi-
lten m%obnenoen aatbolifen, oeren
3abl iit auf 7,t06,452 beIGilft. Die
3unobmc gegen bas Soriobr belallit
lid, alli 79S,093. Rehnet man ole
~futholiid)e 9euolterung BON Eorto
Mico bon elmer Milion mlo Die So
tholifcn bon Ben Sonopit : Snieln
hillsli, oeren 3abl $4,000 betr1et, 10
eraiebt iif iiir Dos geiommte @ebiet
ser Ser. Staaten cine fatboIild,e De
p0lferlung pon 22,01S.S7S Seelel.
Gie 3dblen bernben auf ben angaben
ser @r5biihofe mo giihoIe Unto Dir
len oaber ais 5linerlailig gelterl.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-23
Sansiudrnuo bri Sbonts.
3oQbcomte Dolten olli @runb Der Ge-
mlt5iotion zines entloiiencll
Gicnittotcn @ousIuflmg ob.

1"llll3tQtt0il ellltS elttlQ1lentll
Gicnittotcn @ousiudrmg oh.
Hcm- 9ort, -. Sonllor. = 8iel
Wereoe un0 Gommentnre bot cine I'm
terludlung berporgcrlllen. meld)e aitf
@rlm0 elmer 2lr5Cige bel oeu 3ollbe.
BORDEN IN Dem &nuie BON l6eooorc
i. Sbont5, benz ErGiioenten ser SIT
terhorouQb= Metropolitan, uorgcnom.
men lpltr0c lln0 lupbei ernlittelt NOR
Den letn loa, 0aB Srn. Sbonta' 8rau
uno Sodter Don ibrer letten eltropdis
Ihe1 Neiic cine Nn5obl 5oupfliftiger
Soilettcn mo anoerCr 9cgcnitQll0e
mitNebroht boben, iiir mcld)e 3ol
nidt be3obIt moroen lit. Die betref-
icnoc llnterlllhung lit nod Nngabe
0C3 Sol. Soruler pom 9ofcn5olloienit
nod nidt beenoet. Sollte lie Cin greii-
barea Heiultot 5eiti9erL 10 meroe, En-
tlGrtc or, olf bic Stcllllng 0eS 0errn
SbOnta nift Die gcrin9ite GiIdiid)t
genonlmen meroen.
Scrr Sbonts ielbIt fonnte geItern
ilber Die Ingclegenbeit nid)t geIpro-
den Uer0en, 0a er omtlld 5n lebr IN
Nnlprudl genomme1 lpar, ober eir
Der 6nn1ilic nubeitebenber Scrr 0ab
bic GrflGrniiN ob, ooB IS lid INN oie
unbc9riiltoete Ienltn5iotion zines ellt.
lnlienell IienItboten hallole, melde
onrd) Die llnterilldu1g in ibrer gall.
gen @oltloiigfcit nahaemielen lucr-
ocn piiroc. Gle Somilie Sbonts ici,
mie er meiter ongob, I'M september
BON elmer lGugeren ellrop1iid)cn Heiic
5uriidgefebrt lno babe allcroings Ell
nc groBc Nn5abl bon a~oiiern mit9e-
brodt. Sdmmtlid)e aoifer ieien BON
3pubcomtcn nlti Dos Wriinoli6ltc ltl-
tcriltd)t moroenL 10 0oB iebc 8ele9el1-
belt 9egcbcn geluelen lei, 5ollpilidltiae
@egcnItGnoc 81 crmitteIn. 9ic %.
men bdtten III europa oud) uicIe Cot
lcttcn gcfoilit, iueldc ober ourdipeg
getrogen. sum Sbcil aui9ctroaen &C.
iuelen leien 10 oaB lie nid)t mebr jull.
pilidtig gepeien ieier.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-23

ifncr crflGrlid idlcinenoe Stclluno$.
medieI cile$ Gonicrpotiben miro ouf
Den -GinfIuB oeS aobinets 5uriidge-
fiibrt. neldeS in qegennGrtiQcr 3eit
insqebeim gc9cn Elm 9roBe5 6Iotten-
Erogromm lit.
Cine neue wiftige Grideinung lit
Die Spoltrng inter Sen Heaftion0ren
infolgc Turii6feruitid'S llntcrbono-
lungen nit Dem Oftoberiiten-9Io
4uriidfepiti6 mur oesbolb aus 0er
2igo oc3 &uiienpolfs ou8QcitoBem
moroen un6 bate Damn cine ncllc ges
mGBiqtere Yortei Qebiloet, ser lid cin
Sicrtelblrn0crt Encouragement Gon5
icrpotipc ouihloiicn, moourd) 00$
Centrum ser Gumu gqItGrft pltr6e.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-23

Sn Dem gtabliiiement Der
"Glepelano Steel 60" 81 Glepelano,
o, bat eia %tSelcr, neldes mabritein-
lid angellegt mar, einen Stooen bon
100000 anseridtet.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-23
II ntcrncb mungSgeiit in
Gbina.

Imon China, -. Sonuor .-0ier
bat lid cine 6ineiiihc @eicQit)oft 81
Nem 3rpefe %orgoniiirt, nm Die III Der
llmqcgen0 pom Nmtolp, 30 Wteilen
nor0meItlit pom Siuontiin gelege-
ncn Glen uno acknowledgements III
Nngriii 5u ncbmen. 0oa aupital Der
@cieaidoit bcldllit lid oli $1,000
600. Ser tehniihe 9etricb, elm
idlicBlid) Der @critealn9 elmer 80
Meilcn longen idmalipurigen Giicns
babn, lit engliidcn &ngcnieuren iibcr.
tragen mor0Cn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-23

Sdmprrtctbsn In 0 bis II gaaen furirt.
9nsp Ointment 1T 9dtdnitrt. nue 5dne bon
iuueunen. bliubeu. blltenheu ooer uoriiebenoen
Sui1orrboiben in 9 big IA 1aaen Ill furiren
ooer oas 8elh 5uriiderttatief. 50e.
tGttf tSp&8)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-23
Ger " Yam mit oreh
Grulte II

@icn, -. San. $3.50 6ron5 &ebar's
1leitc fonlilhe Oper Ser Wtom nit
brci 6rollen" bat 9eitcrn Nbeno III
@eQempurt zines ariitofrotiihen Fu.
bliflm0, inter meldcm lid nlclc
frcmoc &mprciorios befonoen, ibrc
critic oiic1tIide Nuffilbrung crlebt.
Ger Griolg mar CROP, un0 @r. sc,
bar, ueldcr lclbit oirigirtc, crbicIt
cine Spotiou. Na6 gniid)t Der Sri
tifcr lit Die Vtniit cnt5itdcn0, nit
Hluanubmc oCa 2ibretto, oo0 ais ct
zoos ihmnd) bc5cifnct miro. 9eion=
0erS binreiBen0e Nllmmern mnrcn
cin Shlummerlieo uno eini9e @nl-
6crlicOer. SIM 4roBen @an5cn per
iprid)t jcOof Die Spcr ihlocrlid ben
g!eid)en Griolg mie Die vGultigc @itt.
De."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-23
Na0au iul &ei6stag.
@alulu lchut &cnutluOrtnn9 elmer
1ntcrpcaation al.

@arnt oie So5ialiIteniiibrcr gcQen
Grncucrrug Ser fiir5Iidcn Gee
mo%nitrationen. Gui8ercgtc
7ebattc ilbcr oic g9abIrcttairoac
in 4rcuBen. Groifuma oca
SfanooIpro5eiies 9eaen ole Sra.
icu @obeNau mo 2pnor. - Or.
9cters gepinnt ieincn &erIcum-
oung5pro3eB 0e8cn Bennington.
Gonicrcu5 ser tronaatIontiihen
Gampicr e @cicaidaitcn in 2oH.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1908-01-23
y etcrSburg 81 other Son1
fog" mirb pergeiien.

HelerHDll I q, -. SallllQr. -
Ger brittle Snbrestag 0es yHotben
SonntagS" CD. Sonuor 1900 per.
'trif ritbig. Seine GcmonItrotionen
ereigneten iif utb ser Gag erreute
merig al9cmeine geod)tung. Sogor
Der iiblid)c e~intdgige Strife Der sIr,
better lpur0c oieamol unterloiien. Nn.
ltatt ginltelung Der s(rbeit on5ilorbs
men, erlltdlten Die 6iibrer Ser SoSio.
Iiltenor9oniiotionen Die Arbeiter, III
rem bclltigcn Soeelohn 5u eincm
6onoS fir Die 9lrbeitSloien beiSuiteil.
er1.
nGcd)" Oer6fientIidt beitte eilten
Irtifel, peIfer einiae bisber nid)t be.
fannie Gin5cInbeitcn ser @orgG1gc
Dor orei Sobren mittbeilt. 90 5. y,
Dab Shirt SpiotnpoIf .Mtirsfn Der oo.
molige Gremier, ben ginpfang Der
INSTRUMENTATION nit Batter @opon
on Der Spite beiiiriuortetc, oab ii.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
NO GUSHEP
But Tells Facts Abouc Postum.

1--WE have used Postum for the past
drink it three times day. We never
tire of it.
For several years l could scarcely
eat anything on account of dyspepsia,
bloating after meals, palpitation, sick
headache-in fact was in such misery
and distress tried living on hot water
and toast for nearly a year.
81 had quit coffee, the cause of my
trouble, and was using hot water, but
this was not nourishing.
Hearing of Postum l began drink.
ing it and my ailments disappeared,
without trouble.
"My parents and husband had about
the same experience. Mother would
often suffer after eating, while yet
drinking coffee. My husband was a
great coffee drinker and suffered from
Indigestion and headache.
after he stopped coffee and began
Postum both ailments left him. He
will not drink anything else now and
we have it three times day. could
write more but am no gusher-only
state plain facts"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read 'The Road Ia
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's Reason
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of humal
interest.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08

80 sorry to keep you waiting" he said. But
was detained at the Office with outof-town
customer. Just couldn't get away"
The excuse sounded all right and accepted
by the hostess, but it was myth.
The truth was: Preoccupied he had gone
home from the Office at the usual time and found
the house locked much to his surprise. Where
in the mischief were his wife and children? he
wondered. Why didn't they tell him they were
going away?
He went all around the house and tried the
doors, but they were locked Then he found a
piece of iron in the backyard and broke open a
window and crowded in.
He crowded out through the window for the
evening paper and crowded back He read the
paper, and still the wife and children didn't re-
turn.
At 6:03 o'clock he remembered the dinner en-
gagement. While he dressed and rode 20 blocks
the guests waited. But others have made the
same blunder.-Kansas City Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
GOOD Jokes
THE EoAsTEtl.

he never planted seeds that didn't grow,
He never tried job he couldn't do;
He Is always very quick
To detect the shrewdest trick,
And nobody ever buncoed him, it's true
Hes brilliant and wonderful success,
Though I never saw him show a roll
OF pelf;
But I'm sure he must be great.
For I'm very free 10 state
He's very often told me so himself.
lie could write an epic poem If he chose
And Frohman wants him to write a
play,
He's been often urged to mix
In the game of politics,
But he wouldn't use his talents in that
way.
lie never failed in anything he tried.
kIe has many styles of medals on his
shelf;
He advises public men
What to do and how and when,
This / know, because he has told me so
himself.
There aren't many things that he has
never done
And it's certain that he's onto all the
ropes;
But with all his talk and blow,
/ would really like to know
If he ever tried to pick out cantaloupes?
There is one thing more I'll bet he cannot
do,
And on it I'll wager now my wad of
pelf;
| will gamble now with you
Every solitary sou,
He can't talk on any subject but him
self.
Detroit Free Press
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
The Lady's Opinion.

A certain member of congress from
New England went to a southern state
some years ago to make few cam
paign speeches. 1t was his first eX-
perience in the south, and he had
considerable to learn. One day he
stopped at farm house for dinner.
I'm sorry, ma'am," he said to the
lady presiding, but | don't eat hot
bread"
Why don't youf' she asked, being
quite as inexperienced in northern
customs as the congressman was in
southern.
Because it is indigestible and un-
healthy
What kind do you eat?"
Cold bread, always"
SIZE looked him over carefully, siz-
ing up his scrawny form from every
point of view, and after a survey she
remarked with a sniff:
We'll, it seems TO me that it's about
time you had a change of diet.
Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
A IeartIess Wretch,

1T is our first dinner together, dar-
ling, and have invited our old friend
DR.. Safeleigh to dine with u.s."
The young wife was quite satisfied.
The doctor came in time, was excel
lent company and the various dishes,
all prepared by the bride, apparently
appreciated 1t was not until the
physician had gone that the wife grew
thoughtful.
Thomas" she suddenly broke out,
why, among all our friends, did you
invite but one man, and that man a
doctor, to dine with us to-day? Oh,
Thomas, Thomas, to think that you
were afraid to eat your first meal of
my cooking without having a doctor
at your very elbow. Royal Magazine
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
Nobody Else Loved Her.

In her new autumn gown she re-
garded her complexion complacently
in the long glass.
Il must confess" she said, that I
am in love with myself"
Then you should be happy" said
her chum, tartly, for you haven't a
rival"
How often do smart clothes excite
shabby remarks!
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
FOR FAMILY USE.

John" Mrs. Mugwump began,
thoughtfully, i've been thinking lot
13out you lately
Something nicer" questioned hub
by, with hopeful infection.
do you know" she went on, quite
ignoring the bid for fattery, that
since we have lived here in the coun-
try and you have gone backwards and
forwards to the city every day, you
have seen absolutely nothing of the
children?"
Il don't see how that can be helped"
replied Mugwump. When / leave in
the morning they are not up, and when
l come back in the evening they're
still in bed"
yes" assented the patient wife.
that is so, but you might at least
send them a souvenir = Jst card now
and then"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08

the French officers she implored him
to deny the accusation. The secret
might have been buried with him but
for subsequent discovery that his
wife had repudiated the orthodox re-
ligion and had become a Roman Cath
Ollie. He became embittered and mo-
rose under the shock, cut her off in
his will and left sealed package con.
tanning the truth about the Moscow
fire only to be opened and made public
a century after the date Of his mar
riage. This duty has fallen to Count.
sss Lydie Rostopchine to carry out.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
Wasted Enerqy,

"Ah, yes. his was wasted life,
sighed the baldheaded gentleman.
Was he dissipated? Had he an.
tpathy for work? Was he a gambler,
lover of fast horses, a."
Nay, nay" interrupted the bald,
headed gentleman. None of these
but far worse. He spent his life en-,
deavoring to raise vegetables which
should remotely resemble the gor.
geous specimens he had seen in the
seedsman's catalogues. Royal Maya.
zine
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

Is mercury will surely destroy the sense OF smell
lad completely derange the whole system when
fltering 1t through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except Drescrip-
tons from reputable physicians, the damage they
will do is ten fold to the good You can possibly de-
tive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
py T. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo o., contains no mer
sIry, and is taken internally acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system. In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be you get thu
genuine. 1t Is taken internally and made in Toledo
ohio, by +. j. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price, use. per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
Where Great Writer Lived.

Craigenputtock, where Carlyle's
"Sartor Resartus" was written, has
Just been the scene of notable we'd
ding. The bride was Miss Mary Car
lyle of Craigenputtock, grand-niece
of Thomas Carlyle, and the bride
groom James Carlyle, farmer Of Pin
gle, Dumfriesshire, a son Of Thomas
Carlyle's favorite nephew. Pingle is
about four miles from Ecelefechan,
Carlyle's birthplace, and this village is
the original of the Entuphl Of "Sartor
ResartuS."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
Australia's Wild Oysters.

Oysters are sometimes regarded as
dangerous but they are not usually
judge, however, has decided that they
are wild beasts. Before royal COM
mission on tie pearling industry.
which has been sitting at Brisbane,
witness stated that eight years ago he
had laid 100000 shells in the neigh
borhood of Friday island. The JAP
anese stole the shells. and the district
court Judge held that as pearl shell
oysters were wild animals there was
no penalty for stealing them
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08

original charge against hi mand says
his denial was due to influence exert
ed over him by his beautiful wife.
Just before the city was taken he
had sent her to a distant province for
safety and Cd the evacuation by the
French he lad implored her to come
back ito Q husband who worships you
and who aspects you beyond all 9TH
ers." Al the time the count was AZ
and the countess 35. In his letters to
her ha had frankly admitted that he
had gwen orders to fire the city.
When he was accused of the deed by
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
EXCLAIMED.

They don't care for expense here"
said the regular boarder at the sum-
mer resort hotel. When you call for
lemonade they give you a stalk or two
of macaroni with it instead of a
straw"
Il was just wondering" observed
the new boarder, after pause, why
this baked macaroni tastes so strong
ly of lemon juice. Chicago Tribune
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
Overcautious,

Capt. Kidd, the pirate, was burying
his treasure.
Il could lock 1t up in a safety depos
10 vault, of course" he said, "but
want to put the stuff where the per.
sonal property assessor will never
hear of it,"
SO we'll did he do the job, in fact,
that it hasn't turned up, even yet
Chicago Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
A SURPRISED Editor

IL have here" said the long-haired
visitor, who had wandered into the
sporting editors room by mistake, y
have here a short poem ! wrote on
Niagara Falls
You don't say?" snorted the sport.
ing editor. How In thunder did you
keep your paper from getting wet?"
Royal Magazine.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
WHO BURNED MOSCOW CITY?

Rostopchine was said to have been the
incendiary. In 1928, however, he pub
lished a pamphlet, "The Truth Con-
corning the Great Fire of Moscow" in
which the blame was laid at the door
of French soldiers made mad with vod-
ka- Now, however, the granddaughter
Of the governor-general, Countess
Lydie Rostopchine, in biography of
her grandfather. substantiates the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
ONE MANS MYTHICAL REASON.
After Several Hours He Remembered
His Dinner Engagement.

Dinner had been ready and waiting
20 minutes. The wife of the tardy
guest was very much embarrassed,
Just to think that her husband was
so rude as to be late at dinner en-.
gagement and keep all the guests
waiting! After a while the belated
one arrived, redfaced and perspiring.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
Confession Of the lneendiary as Sequel
to Story of Love and Hate.

Historians of Nanoleon's invasion of
Russia have for more than century.
been trying to discover whose hand 1t
was which applied the torch to Mos
cow or gaze the order for the confla-
grafton Which precipitatsS the French
smperors retreat. says the Wass>Sston
Post. At the time Count Theodore
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
A Possihle Exclamation

Anxious Mother-Don't you know that
George Washington never, never told
lie?
Sinful Boy-Maybe his mamma didn't
care how much cakes and jam he took,
and he wasn't 'fraid to tell her.-New
Yorl, Weekly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08

Why don't you abolish straps and
high steps on your street car lines?'
My friend" answered Mr.. Dustin
Stax, impressively, scientists tell us
that unless We take more exercise we
will become mere creatures of brain,
with neither arms nor legs. I'm try
ing to stand between humanity and an
awful observation-disclosures Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08

Lady Passenger-How long shall we
be before we reach Liverpool, captain?
Captain (who hates to be approached
by the passengers when on duty
Don't know, ma'am, don't know Bet.
ter go and ask the cook.
Lady Passenger somewhat taken
aback, but equal to the occasion) oh,
| beg your pardon. Excuse me, I
thought l was addressing the cook
London TELEGRAPH.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08

leHSln linen senator IOFe LOOK MS
place and spoke for quite while longer
All this was done to keep Senator Aidrich and
his friends from putting passage the compro-
mise measure. 1t was regarded as certainty
that the bill would pass and so the oppostion's
idea in the beginning to keep on talking until
midnight March 3, 1909, in shifts of eight hours
each.
Whether it was by prearrangement or by acct
dent, few will ever know, but the fact remains
that when one of the flibuster aides neglected
his cue, Aldrich supporter jumped into the
breach secured the floor and made the motion to
put the bill on passage. 1t passed and ended one
of the most spectacular flibusters which legisla-
tive circles of the country have ever recorded
For that reason the United States has $780,
900 in emergency currency ready to put out
at instants notice to stem the tide which a
panic would bring upon the country.
Then came the work of engraving bills of every
denomination in the offices of the bureau of en-
craving and printing. First the rough paper was
received. 1t was cut up into strips upon machines
which cut many thousands of notes at one time
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN


The Butler-What makes the missus
In such bad humor this morning?
The Maidstone woman told her q
secret last night, and she's forgotten
it.-Stray Stories.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-10-08

Bacon-Your wife is a dream!
Egbert-Yes; dreams are contrary
things, you know,-Yonkers States
man