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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
Four Persons Drowned.

Wellington, Kan, June 29.-Four persons are known to have been drowned and number are missing as the result of the overhowing of the Hargis creek. caused by a cloud burst last night. The floods came without any warning and carried houses and other buildings away be- fore the people could reach places Of safety.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
Queen Has Diphtheria.

Lisbon. June 29.-Queen Amehe of Portugal is suffering from a mild attack Of diphtheria. The Portu- guese royal yacht Amelia left here last week for Rio Janeiro having on board the gifts which King Carlos had intended to present to President Penna during the visit to Brazil which he had planned to make this wear
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
RisI,nn Potter LII.

Cooperstown. \. Y.. June 2e.- Bishop Potter of New York is seri- ously ill at COoperstovn. He had improved honlewhat since his arrival but the extreme heat of last week affected him adversely The bishop vas taken iIl with stomach and liver trouble in New York. May |. and these added to the overuork csuset a severe bres kd0rn in his physical condition.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
Firr b nrr Coods nlstrict-

New York. June 2g.-Two iremen were injured and s100.0OO worth of property destroyed by a fire in the dry goods district of Jersey City to- day. The fire started In Gilmore & O'Keefe's dry goods store and spread to small frame buildings on New ark avenue occupied by John Null lins's furniture store. William Gross mans shoe store. Joseph Sacks de- partment store and Joseph PerImut- ter's department store. all of which were damaged.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
TAFT IS READY
His Eabors as Secretary Are About FiuiShed. Some Rou.
 fine Work Remains
WRIGHT IS WAITING

Washington, June 29.-When Will
 liam H. Taft leaves his office in the war, state and navy building to-mor- row evening he will have finished his labors as secretary of war. His successor, General Luke E. Wright, will take up the work where Mir Taft leaves off and will continue it along the same lines of general poli- cy. Before the war secretary relin- quishes his task, however, a good
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
Cossaclxs in Fight.

Resht. Ferris, June 29.-Fighting occurred here yesterday between Cossacks and bodies of the populace while the former were engaged in closing a political club. Several were wounded on both sides. The Russian warship Krasnovodsk has arrived at Enzeli. small Persian seaport on the Caspian sea, sixteen miles from here.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
ONE DROWNED: FIVE SAVED.
Life Lost as Rowboat Sank Carrying
 Party From Launch.

Trenton, N. J., June 29.-- Jesse Williamson, aged 29 and married. was drowned in the Delaware river close to his home last evening. In company with Joseph Harrop, Fred erick Pfeifer, eHnry Coates, Joseph Petro and Harry Gravatt, he had been out in motor launch. The party anchored the motor boat in the river and got into rowboat to go ashore.
 The rowboat sank and all went down with it. Williamson did not come to the surface. The others had difficulty in getting ashore.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
Charlotte Convention.

Charlotte. \. C., June 29.-When the convention reassembled to-day, balIoting was immediately begun for the remainder of the state ticket and for the remaining two delegates to the Denver convention. United States Senator Simons and E. ]. Hale were chosen delegates at large. Those two with Governor Glenn. who will second Bryan's nomination and Sen ator 0yerman formed the delegation The secretary of state. the state treas urer and he state auditor were chosen to succeed themselves.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
Tham Case Pnt Rack.

White Plains. June 29---Colonel Bartlett. counsel for Thaw. made an address on the legal points involved in the habess corpus. Judge Mills adjourned the case until two weeks from to-day. when counsel will sub nj. afidavits and arguments on the question of jury trial. Thaw vas remanded to Poughkeepsie jail
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
CITY NEWS.

Mrs William Kiersted of 1010 Bank street, who has been i'll at her home, is wonderfully improved under the care of the nurse. Miss Morris of Philadelphia. She has been able to visit friends in Waterville in the past few days.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
sn-iali.ric cnntrn,inn

New Ycrk. Iuue ss.-The memhsri of the sOciaIizt IzboT party will hoi1 their national convention zt AriinE ton hall On Thurs1sY next The con veaticn will be ia session for thres dars. Over 5sa delegates iron sl ever the United states are expec-ei so attend the convention There uiI he shcrf ten women delegates
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
Celrhr.tinn at RnrkrIn-.

Rockville. Juns zs.-With com menorztivs exercises at the Vernon Center CorETezsfio1sl church this afternoon fhe town of Vernon con tfnusd to-day to esiebrsts tks one hundredth anniversary cf It's foand- ing. begun yesterday with sppropri- ehurrhes
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
THAw LOSES AGAIN.
Justice Bowling Says He Must Stay
 at Matteawan.

New York, June 29.-Justice Bowling to-day denied the applica- ton of Harry Thaw to be removed from MatteawaH asylum to some other institution. The decision says that if after sufficient observation it is found proper to remove him. the state authorities can SO act.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
Woman I.aurer.s Big Fee.

Chicago. June 2s.-A Chicago womsn attorney has just received a fee Of sse. .g0n. She is Miss Msry E. Miller. who successfully prose cuted a suit on behalf Of the grand children of the late William Bross for the distribution of the s3.ese.- eco estate left by the decsdent-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
cour~rsirut Patents.

]. E. DeMsrey. Bridgeport. spur center: J. LuppiHO. Ner London. ve- hscle wheel. E. P Webster. Bridge port. wood trimming machine For copy of any Of the above patents send ten cents iH postage stamps with date of this paper to C. A. Snow 4 Co. washingso7. D. C.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
No Turti.s ors.- Fo- M-. R....v.I,.

Oyster Ray. \. Y- June 2a-An em ptatic denial was made by Secretary Ieeb that Mfrs. and Miss Roosevrs, have len ihe recipients If erlers from tae s1itan of Turxey. If ths pcr-e has in coaiemPisfian such hO-- ors fer ske srst lady cf the Iar1 sns' hs- dzazhfer no intiusatIen If Furh n ieusbpu h-s heea ecnveyed io ths whlfe He-ss
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
Ninrmnns Mere Egrc,I.

RoIia. Mo. June 2s.-Egged by the crowd 10 which they were preaching and drenched with water from a fire hose 22 Mormon elders who arrived here yesterday were
 forced to take to their heels last night and promise to make 10 fur ther effort 10 conduct services here.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
Nrrrn Hnnxh for Nfurlrr.

washingtoa- Jane zs-Aibert Brour. a negro. a old who killed his brother in q ausFres over a girl. vas @angsd h the jail yard here to- dav.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29

were discrepancies, would prove this. Counsel for Mayor Mcclellan, however, contended that the poll books in the county secretary's office showed no eXcesses.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29

An area of low pressure central over Lake Superior is producing cloudy and showery weather ia the lake region
 This vicinity wilT be ca the south ern edge of this area during the next . zl hours- The temperature Is high ia the cen traI and eastern sections Conditions favor for this vicinity high tszpera- tnre and pleasant weather except prohabiy iccaI showers this afternoon cT sr-sixhk-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29
WEATHER FORECAST.

Forecast for Connecticut: Local showers this afternoon or tonight and probably Tuesday; light south vest winds.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1908-06-29

wcusd you ue wIsncuf waaf yos rGnt when a fsc al ulxsf ret itr
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26

the question Resolved THAT the Des
Moines form of Government is better
for cities of $4,000 or over than the
old form" Atlantic chose the easier
side. the affirmative, but were beaten
by the Extra boys they receiving the
unanimous vote of the judges, Rev.
Poulson, of Extra, Mr.. H. NJ. Boor-
man, of Atlantic, County Attorney
Ratcliff, of Montgomery county. The
first speaker for Atlantic, was Frank
Hartman and he did very we'll. He
was followed by our Frank Hall with
one of the finest speeches ever heard
delivered by boy under twenty-One
years of age. We're Rngle was next
for Atlantic but he was not posted and
had not his speech committed. Second
for Extra was speech by Charles Ide
which was brilliant as to oratOry and
full of good common sense. Last on
affirmative side was George Coulter
who gave nice talk and was very we'll
informed. James Rendleman closed
for our side with very brilliant talk
and his rebutal was the most original
and numerous of it's kind. The music
by Misses ElOwene DimiCk, Carrie
Gault, of Extra, and Puma Freeman,
of Brayton, was very fine and reflect
much credit on the Extra High School
Mr.. Ogle also sang a solo. The sum
taken in was $Il7 O0which will be used
to buy books for the schools. To our
superintendent, Helen Carson, and the
principal, Mary Sutton, is due much
of thecredit for the splendid showing
our pupils made last Friday evening.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
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The new subscriber for 1909 who at
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
AUDUBON VS. HARLAN
A Splendid Game Played on the Audubon
Grounds Last SATURDAY.

Never has Audubon been able to de-
feat Harlan but last Saturday she
came very near it. AS it was. both
teams battled back and forth through
fifty minutes of real foot ball without
either scoring, the result being a tie.
During the first few minutes of play it
looked bad for Audubon; during the
last few minutes it looked as if the
visiting team was outplayed. Perhaps
a little roughness occurred during the
first half but during the second a bet
ter or cleaner game has never been
played on the Audubon field. At one
time it seemed as if 25 men were in the
act OF pulling off their coats to avenge
little act of foot ball rouhness but
when they saw only IL Harlan school
boys they quickly returned to the side
lines. Some of the Audubon rooters
pehaps remembered that Audubon
players once on the Harlan gridiron
were mistreated and Observation-Disclosures
knowledge prompted them to act thus
unwisely. But things have changed
there, and there is no reason that the
friendliest spirit cannot prevail be-
tween the schools.
Before the game, one of the visiting
team wrenched a small muscle in his
back. He did not play and the report
that he had bone broken or was in
jured is mistake. Mr.. Swift, who Of
ticiated for the visiting team, is the
best official we have ever played under
and should we eyer play a game again
at Harlan we hope that we can again
secure him. Harlan has a coach and
her players showed that they could
make better tackles than the home boys.
Her quarterback, especially, played
q good game. For Audubon, James
Law played great game. Perhaps
there is no better full-back in the state.
He is large, powerful and fast on his
feet. Charles Stanley played better
than ever before. Homer Booton pick
ed his plays and punted in fine form.
Gibson Law was always there for a
tackle and carried the ball we'll. All
the Audubon team played we'll. Two
Of the players, Clyde Kieth and Glenn
Hunter, never played game before
They played guard. Seven of Audi
bons players never played till this fall
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
Extra News And Notes

Our school will have fine program
in each room today.
Kitty Jorgessen is at the millinery
store this week.
Ruth Statzell will teach the Green
school this winter.
Will Turner and wife drove out to
Elk Horn, Sunday.
There will be dance in the Danish
Hall on Thanksgiving night.
Charles Hunt and Charles Findlay
attended the K. p. doings at Omaha,
Monday.
Uncle David Soar, his son, Harry
Soar, and wife were down over Sun
day to visit with the Connrardy fami-
ly and other friends.
AL Leffingwell, son OF Frank Letting
we'll, was so unfortunate as to have a
collar bone broken during the foot
ball game at Extra, Saturday.
Workmen of the Audubon County
Telephone Company are here. They
will repair the lines in town and then
build line out into the country, the
weather permitting.
Last Saturday teams from the Extra
and Walnut High Schools played foot
ball at Athletic Park, in Extra. 1t was
fine day and large crowd watched
the struggle which resulted in Extra
being beaten by the score of TO 8.
The Treble Cleft Club, given at the
home of Miss Gano last week, was the
most brilliant of its kind ever held in
Extra. The next meeting will be held
with Miss Glass and we understand
two new members will be initiated into
its mysteries.
Mrs. Julia Smith, wife of Marshall
Smith, died at her home here in Extra,
Iowa, on Saturday November, 81,
1908, of consumption. Funeral was
from the Methodist church, Monday
afternoon, Rev. Poulsen officiating,
and burial was in Extra Cemetery. An
obituary will appear next week.
Mrs. Wilson, the milliner, was taken
very sick last week, threatened with
pneumonia. Her father and mother,
MIR. and Mrs. Mears, from near Jeffer-
son, arrived Sunday and she was e.
moved FROM the s. E. Harm home to
the Charles May residence, and Miss
Youngblade, skilled nurse from At.
lantic employed and now Mrs. Will
sons recovery will be rapid as the
nurse is an adept at her chosen work.
Friday night November 20, 1908, the
Extra Methodist church was filled to
Overlooking with home people and two
hundred visitors from Atlantic and
along the way, who came on special
train In charge OF jolly Jack Lennon
as conductor, the attraction being a
debate between the Atlantic High
School and the Extra High School on
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
Administrators Sale

The undersigned will sell at Public
Auction on the Rasmus Hedegaard
place one mile east of Kimballton, on
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1908,
Commencing at o'clock P. M, follow
ing property to-wit: Onehorse, buggy,
road wagon, set double harness, set
single harness, dozen chickens. some
hay, 3 bedsteads, with spring mat
treses, hard coal heater. a soft coal
heater, COOK stove, sofa, davenport
lounge, combineti book case and
writing desk, cupboard, rocking
chairs, Office chair, sewing machine,
some books, pictures, tables, chairs,
and other household goods too nu-
merous to mention.
TERMS-Six months time will be
given with approved security, with I
per cent if paid when due, otherwise
s per cent from date; $1,000 and under
cash; 2 per cent off for cash; no prop
erty to be removed until settled for.
CHRIS CHRISTENSEN, Admr.
G. G. NELSON, Auctioneer.
CHRIS CHRISTENSEN, Admr. Clerk.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
Public Sale
Having rented my farm will sell at public
sale on my farm mile southwest of GRAY, on
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10

Having rented my farm will sell at public
sale on my farm mile southwest of GRAY, on
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10
Commencing al II O'Clock am. the follow
ing described property, to-wit. 81 head of
live stock. 10 head of horses, consisting of
one span of black brood mares, one years
old weighing about 17O0. one 6 years old
weighing 1850. One bay mare coming years
Old weighing about 1900 One black horse 3
years old weighing about 1900. One yearling
mare colt weighing about 400. One spring
colt One good riding pony years old, Ono
bay horse years old weighing 1900
One gray horse 10 years old weighing 1900.
80 head of cattle. consisting of head of good
mick cows, one registered Hereford cow
heiferS coming two years old this winter
one thorough bred Hereford BULL will be two
years old about time of sale, 8 head OF steer
calves; one hefer calf. The cattle are high
grade HerefOrds Two Thoroughbred Berk-
shire Bears. One year old, the other A
spring pig. Farm machinery. Seeder, good
sod pillow, corn planter with 200 rods OF wire,
riding cultivatOr, S-foot disc. 4-section har-
row. 3-section harrow, harrow cart, side
delivery hay rake, hay rake, hay loader
stock rake, two binders, two lumber wagons.
two walking cultivatOrs., disc cultivator. hay
rack, single seated top buggy, one almost
new double seated top buggy, hand corn
shelter, 3 sets of double harness. lot of
Reeds Yellow Dent Corn. Good free lunch
cent interest, $40 and under cash. per
off for cash. No property to be removed
until settled for. A. G. FORS BECK.
G.. E. Mertz and Wick
Schwaller. Auctloneers.
l.. GroteluSchen. Clerk.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26

Nine of the Audubon players are farm
err boys. The lineup was as follows:
Harlan Position Audubon
Earl Hosing-
ton, capt. center Frank Davis
A Anderson left end Simon Foley
s Hosington right end Geo Killinger
Z Nelson left tackle Frank Bagley
r Peterson right tackle Clyde Keith
B McCord right guard Dell Keith
r Swift left guard Glenn Hunter
p Lewis quarter Homer Booton
V Decker left half Gibson Law
+ Johnson full-back James Law
N Bisgord right half Chas Stanley
Harlan-Leonard Kerr, p.
Murphy, w Anderson. Audubon
George Laubender. Official referee
Mantz. Umpire-Swift. (Change places
at end of first half. Time keepers
Supt. Nielsen, FL. ]. Mantz. Head
Linesman-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
Petit Jurymen For December Term, 1908

H. F. Ziuke, Greeley.
Martin Nelson, Oakfeld.
George w. Hunt, Extra.
Gus Jens, Lincoln.
Andrew Anderson. Lincoln.
B. J. Bintner, Extra.
MAIDS Walters, Douglas.
A. M. Currler, Leroy.
d. G. Ross, Leroy.
Rudolph Kleuver, Oakfeld..
Fred Gebers, Audubon.
T. H. Lastine, Extra.
w. R Lewis, Cameron.
j. O. Finch, Melville.
j. w. Cannon, Extra.
Bert Reynolds, Melville.
Amos Possehn, Cameron.
Chris NJ arcussen, Hamlin.
G. w. Hays, Viola.
Henry Lilienthal, Oakfield.
A. F. Wilson, Leroy.
Ed Dryden, Hamlin.
K p. Clark, Extra.
6. +. Davis, Viola.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26

Unusually good cartoons and il
Illustrations are characteristic of The
Weekly Inter Ocean and Farmer. No
attempt is made by its artists to belittle
or make ridiculous any person or
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a year. 1t and this paper one year
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"A weekly newspaper that.publishes
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Weekly Inter Ocean and Farmer for
keeping its columns filed with fresh
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by subscribing through the AUDUBON
REPUBLICAN.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
Public Sale OF Lots

| will sell at Public Sale on Satur-
day. December II, 1908, at 2 O'Clock p.
M, 10 good lots in West Audubon.
These lots will be sold to the highest
bidder. Terms: One third down, the
balance on five years. time at 4 per
cent interest. ass L. HUDLER,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
The Church OF Christ

The subject FOR the sermon next Sun.
day morning will be "The Two Har-
vests" and for the evening service
"The Last Call" The topic for the
Endeavor societies will be Home
Missions"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
Foot Ball Thanksgiving

At 2:30 on Thanksgiving Day the
Audubon High School will play the
Audubon Alumni team. AS this will
most likely be the last game of the
season all lovers of the sport should
be present, Admission 25 cents.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26

Some of the attractions at the
Presbyterian church parlors on Thurs
day, December 3, will be fish pond,
doll booth, handkerchief booth, and
candy booth.
i have few registered Short
horn bulls and Polan6-China boars
for sale. Call and see me at my farm
Four Miles West of Gray; Phone One
D." j. A. CAMPBELL, Manning,
Iowa. i2-6t
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
Notice

There is an ordinance in this town
against discharging any fire arms in
side the corporation. Now this is
being done and last Sunday someone
shot through window at the
home of Hans Albertsen. Now 4
warn any and all that if anyone is
found guilty of violating this ordi-
nance they will be punished to the
full extent of the law. Parents are
warned to look after their boys who
carry guns. r. G. SPENCER, Mayor
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
Excursion Rates to Omaha via the North
Western Line

One and one-half fare, for the round
trip, Dec. to II, inclusive, account
National Corn Exposition, omaha.
Return limit Dec. %. Full particulars
on application to Ticket Agents
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26

If anyone has paper they wish to
have taken out of theirimmediate way
please phone Miss GRETCHEN NASH
Plymouth Rock Cockerels for sale
Aft MRS FRED RICE, Gray, Iowa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
The Post Office Closed

This being Thanksgiving Day the
post Office will be closed from 10
O'Clock in the morning until o'clock
in the afternoon. And there will be
no delivery of mail by rural carriers
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
FARM FOR sale

The NE4--34--80--41, in Har-
rlson county, Iowa. This farm
is we'll improved, good house,
barn, large cribs, granary etc.
The land is rich and fertile.
About 80 acres in blue grass
pasture and the balance in corn
ground. The land lays we'll
and is now offered for from SIS
to $40 per acre less than SINH
lar farms in the vicinity are held
at. Now is your chance to get
a good farm cheap. Price only
SOS per acre, / cash, balance in
annual payments at 6 per cent
interest. Apply to
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
Home Missionary Program

Women's Home Missionary Society
on Tuesday, December l, 1903, at 2:3O
p. m. at the home of Miss Hazel Neff:
Opening Song. Mrs. w. W. Smith
Devotional Exercises Mrs. Vedder
Piano Duet Mildred and Eloise Buck
Reading: Queen Esther --
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1908-11-26

Don't Neglect to Settle
Your account. We have not asked you
for a settlement this year as yet and
must now remind you we viii want to
settle in the next four weeks. We will
not send you a statement if you are
prompt IMPAIRMENT by December 18th.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-16

Hatpins and hair ornaments at
1-5 regular price. Ostrich plumes
to be sold at great reduction.
Hair goods to be sold regardless
Of cost. Every pattern hat in the
house to be sold for less than cost.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1908-11-16

Gloves, belts. purses, collars,
buckles, gloves, hose supporters
and a thousand other articles We
cannot mention for lack of space,
but come prepared to buy and they
will be marked at such ridiculous
ly low prices you will be unable
to resist them.